# E15 - Battle in Three Dimensions
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**[00:01] Senku**
We're allied with the all-powerful
Moz-sensei just for now.
**[00:05] Senku**
Dress up as an intruder and beat the
crap out of the enemy soldiers!
***SIGN*** Battle in Three Dimensions
**[01:58] Oarashi**
No, the hooded warriors
were more than just strong!
**[02:02] Oarashi**
They pushed back against my miracle power!
**[02:05] Oarashi**
They might be as strong as Moz.
**[02:06] Oarashi**
There were three, five... no, ten of the
hooded warriors attacking me with spears,
**[02:09] Moz**
*It* is *me, though.*
**[02:11] Moz**
* He can be weirdly perceptive,*
* although he's fundamentally an idiot.*
**[02:12] Oarashi**
and I fought them back with my miracle
counterattack, all on my own!
**[02:15] Oarashi**
Then they attacked me
with this flash of light,
**[02:15] (Flashback) Gen**
Go for the confident, strong men.
**[02:18] (Flashback) Gen**
They'll make you sound really awesome
**[02:18] Oarashi**
so I casually picked up a heavy boulder with
one arm and... Zap! Zap! I was stunned.
**[02:20] (Flashback) Gen**
so they don't have to make
themselves sound weak.
**[02:27] Senku**
Now, our happy conspiracy
operation is super simple.
**[02:32] Senku**
Once the enemy's thoroughly freaked out
**[02:35] Senku**
by our ridiculously strong
imaginary hooded warrior...
**[02:39] Senku**
First,
**[02:40] Senku**
we'll discreetly set our aerial combat
drone up at a good spot for takeoff.
**[02:46] Senku**
Second...
**[02:48] Moz**
The hooded warriors are here!
**[02:50] Moz**
Over there!
**[02:52] Moz**
Third...
**[02:53] Kirisame**
Take them all out with the
petrification weapon!
**[02:55] Senku**
Fourth...
**[02:57] Kirisame**
Oh, no!
**[02:59] Gen**
I hope it works out like that.
**[03:02] Gen**
Nothing's ever gone to plan for us.
**[03:04] Gen**
You're always so unlucky.
**[03:07] Senku**
There's no other way to do it.
**[03:10] Ryusui**
I'm sure you're aware that
there's one big problem.
**[03:15] Ryusui**
Moz.
**[03:16] Ryusui**
He'll surely be at the final battle.
**[03:19] Ryusui**
Am I right?
**[03:21] Moz**
If those hooded warriors
are really that strong,
**[03:26] Moz**
Kirisame and I will go
defeat them ourselves.
**[03:29] Person A**
Really?!
**[03:31] Person B**
Awesome! It's a Moz-san and
Kirisame-san tag team!
**[03:34] Person B**
They're unbeatable!
**[03:37] Ryusui**
And the moment our drone takes
the petrification weapon,
**[03:43] Ryusui**
Moz will kill us all and take it for himself.
**[03:48] Senku**
That's why we're working
on a counter-Moz plan.
**[03:54] Kaseki**
Such a waste!
**[03:56] Kaseki**
We're chopping up my dear
glass-blowing steel pipes?
**[04:02] Senku**
Once we cut them into short macaroni-shaped
tubes, we'll put eight of them together.
**[04:07] Suika**
It just goes round and round.
**[04:09] Gen**
A fidget spinner?!
**[04:11] Gen**
Another one?
**[04:12] Senku**
Now that we've reinvented them,
we'll put these new items to good use.
**[04:17] Kaseki**
I've built them as ordered,
but what *are* these?
**[04:21] Kaseki**
I wanna keep working on the drone.
**[04:24] Chrome**
He said it's a counter-Moz thing, so I
was expecting some kind of sick weapon.
**[04:32] Yuzuriha**
Is this what I think it is?
**[04:36] Suika**
Looks like all the modern
people recognize it.
**[04:40] Chrome**
Damn it!
**[04:42] Senku**
Structurally, it's not that complex.
**[04:45] Ryusui**
There was even an incident
**[04:46] Ryusui**
where prisoners made one with
the materials they had on hand.
**[04:50] Senku**
It's the internals that get a bit difficult.
**[04:54] Senku**
We pack gunpowder made from
nitric acid in a small cylinder,
**[04:57] Senku**
shove a pachinko ball in there, and cap it.
**[05:01] Gen**
So then the gunpowder goes boom,
and the ball goes fwoosh, right?
**[05:06] Gen**
This is one that I could figure out.
**[05:08] Gen**
It's not that complicated.
**[05:12] Senku**
You're on the right track, but who's
going to light the gunpowder?
**[05:17] Senku**
What are we, making matchlocks?
**[05:19] Senku**
We need a detonator to smack
the gunpowder and ignite it.
**[05:22] Senku**
We'll use mercury fulminate.
**[05:26] Gen**
There's no way I'm understanding
any of that now.
**[05:29] Gen**
I take it back. This is still complicated.
**[05:32] Senku**
One wrong move, and we get blown up.
**[05:36] Senku**
I'll have to do this part myself.
**[05:39] Senku**
We just need to combine nitric
acid, mercury, and alcohol.
**[05:43] Senku**
Then we just make it into a detonator,
**[05:45] Senku**
and we'll have bullets.
**[05:48] Senku**
Hit the detonator with a hammer, and...
**[05:54] Taiju**
In the very beginning, Senku,
Yuzuriha, and I traveled to Hakone
**[05:58] Taiju**
because we had no choice but to make it.
**[06:01] Taiju**
How many years has it been?
**[06:07] Senku**
About three years.
**[06:09] Senku**
It took a while, but this is
where humanity always ends up.
**[06:14] Senku**
Now I'm definitely going to hell.
**[06:20] Senku**
This is what made men and
women, young and old,
**[06:23] Senku**
all of humanity, of homo
sapiens, the apex species.
**[06:28] Senku**
It's the invention of the gods and demons.
**[06:35] Ukyo**
Tools are neither gods nor demons.
**[06:38] Ukyo**
It's up to the person to
determine how it's used.
**[06:44] Ukyo**
Sorry, everyone.
**[06:45] Ukyo**
I'm sure you don't want to be hearing
platitudes at a time like this,
**[06:50] Ukyo**
but I still don't want to kill anyone.
**[06:55] Ukyo**
So let's hold back—
**[06:56] Ryusui**
Platitudes?
**[06:59] Ryusui**
You're wrong about that, Ukyo.
**[07:01] Ryusui**
To not kill is neither a platitude nor ethics.
**[07:05] Ryusui**
Someone whose loved one is
killed bears that grudge forever.
**[07:08] Ryusui**
We take even the enemy for ourselves.
To do that, we avoid killing.
**[07:13] Ryusui**
That's only rational.
**[07:18] Senku**
There's no way we're killing anyone, anyway.
**[07:20] Senku**
We didn't even put rifling
in this makeshift gun.
**[07:24] Senku**
It's neither precise nor
powerful enough to be
**[07:26] Senku**
more than a good-luck charm
to make us feel better.
**[07:28] Senku**
I guess it could serve as a
tranquilizer gun, in the best case.
**[07:31] Gen**
That's a tranquilizer?
**[07:33] Senku**
Doesn't matter if we hit them in the legs.
**[07:36] Senku**
Once we have the petrification device,
**[07:39] Senku**
we can stone them, melt them,
and they're back to normal!
**[07:43] Senku**
It's basically a tranquilizer gun!
**[07:46] Ukyo**
Er, well, I guess so, but...
**[07:49] Gen**
You're becoming so pragmatic
**[07:50] Gen**
that you're starting to sound like
a mad scientist, Senku-chan.
**[07:54] Taiju**
He's always been that way.
**[07:56] Ryusui**
I see you've made it pistol-sized so
that it doesn't cause suspicion...
**[08:00] Ryusui**
But who's using it?
**[08:01] Ryusui**
It'll be a challenge for anyone
who's never used a gun before.
**[08:04] Ryusui**
How many people in Japan could...
***SIGN*** m 0 0 l 198 0 l 198 80 l 0 80
***SIGN*** Yo
returns!!
**[08:14] Senku**
We'll have an officer in active
service handle the gun.
**[08:17] Senku**
That works for you, right, Ukyo?
**[08:20] Chrome**
No, that's a bad idea!
**[08:22] Chrome**
Giving this asshole such a badass weapon?
**[08:27] Soyuz**
His face...
**[08:29] Chrome**
Yeah, you can see it in his face!
**[08:32] Chrome**
He's a piece of shit!
**[08:34] Gen**
Nah, not really.
**[08:36] Gen**
Yo's just a happy-go-lucky guy with
an oversized need for validation.
**[08:40] Senku**
That kinda makes him the
easiest type to control.
**[08:43] Gen**
The first sheriff of the new world!
**[08:46] Gen**
It's history in the making.
**[08:57] Amaryllis**
Oh, my...
**[08:58] Amaryllis**
You're so impressive.
**[09:03] Gen**
Your face!
**[09:08] Yo**
Nothing I can't handle!
**[09:11] Yo**
I used to shoot bullies and shit!
**[09:14] Yuzuriha**
That's... bad, right?
**[09:16] Ukyo**
That's bad.
**[09:42] Suika**
Huh?
**[09:43] Suika**
None of them hit.
**[09:45] Chrome**
Come on, he put on such a smug face
shooting, and missed every shot.
**[09:54] Amaryllis**
A venomous snake!
**[09:56] Chrome**
Crap, is it because that showed up?
**[10:00] Ryusui**
It looks like we're beyond being
mere prey to be hunted down.
**[10:06] Ryusui**
Am I right?
***SIGN*** m 0 0 l 198 0 l 198 80 l 0 80
***SIGN*** Gun
acquired!!
**[10:12] Senku**
Good going, outlaw policeman.
**[10:16] Yo**
*I can't tell them!*
**[10:17] Yo**
* I can't tell them I was just*
* shooting for the bottles!*
**[10:21] Yo**
*I gotta practice like mad!*
**[10:31] Senku**
In order to defeat the Medusa,
we need four pieces of equipment.
**[10:36] Senku**
Let's get them all done and start our mission.
***SIGN*** Hoods
***SIGN*** Drone
***SIGN*** Guns
***SIGN*** Wires
**[10:41] Senku**
We'll set decoy hoods in front of the enemy.
**[10:45] Senku**
We need her to throw the petrification
weapon ten billion percent of the time,
**[10:49] Senku**
or we're doomed.
**[10:50] Ukyo**
Yeah.
**[10:51] Ukyo**
We'll want at least five.
**[10:57] Old man**
It's strange...
**[10:59] Old man**
The food and clothes in storage
keep going missing lately.
***SIGN*** Hoods
***SIGN*** Complete
**[11:11] Amaryllis**
*Oh, yeah...*
**[11:12] Amaryllis**
* We're going to need to camouflage all*
* the work noise that's going on lately.*
**[11:23] Hair**
Amaryllis! Why are you here?
**[11:25] Hair**
Did you come from the inner palace?
**[11:26] Amaryllis**
Don't tell anyone!
**[11:31] Amaryllis**
I ran away.
**[11:34] Amaryllis**
I couldn't forget about the three of
you who proposed so powerfully to me.
**[11:41] Amaryllis**
I'll elope with the strongest man here.
**[11:45] Amaryllis**
For example, with the man who can bang
the drum the hardest at the next festival!
**[11:52] Amaryllis**
*I took it too far!*
**[11:54] Amaryllis**
*This isn't going to work.*
**[11:59] Amaryllis**
*Nope, that totally worked.*
**[12:13] Yo**
I can practice now!
**[12:15] Yo**
I'm finally shooting pretty straight!
***SIGN*** Guns
***SIGN*** Complete
**[12:20] Chrome**
So, supposing we use this insane
"gun" thing to slow Moz down...
**[12:26] Gen**
How do we take the all-important
petrification device?
**[12:28] Gen**
You said it'd be an aerial
battle using our drone,
**[12:31] Gen**
but what are we going to do
with that raggedy-ass drone?
**[12:34] Gen**
She's got it on a rope, too, so the
best we can really do is nab the rope.
**[12:39] Senku**
Bingo. Ten billion points to you.
**[12:42] Ukyo**
Which means it's going to
be a tug-o-war in the end.
**[12:47] Senku**
Which is why...
**[12:49] Senku**
Wake up, y'all!
**[12:50] Senku**
The power team's up!
***SIGN*** m 0 0 l 138 0 l 138 60 l 0 60
***SIGN*** Magma is
revived!!
***SIGN*** m 0 0 l 138 0 l 138 60 l 0 60
***SIGN*** Nikki is
revived!!
***SIGN*** m 0 0 l 138 0 l 138 60 l 0 60
***SIGN*** Kinro is
revived!!
**[13:02] Kinro**
Tell me.
**[13:03] Kinro**
I'm ready to hear it.
**[13:06] Kinro**
Something's happened to Ginro, correct?
**[13:16] Amaryllis**
I'm sorry.
**[13:18] Amaryllis**
It happened right in front of me.
**[13:29] Senku**
You thought he was dead, didn't you?
**[13:32] Kinro**
Yeah.
**[13:34] Senku**
He's barely alive.
**[13:36] Senku**
Thanks to Kohaku's quick thinking.
**[13:39] Kinro**
Yeah....
**[13:40] Ryusui**
Kinro, we'll have you be the
leader of the hooded warriors.
**[13:45] Ryusui**
We need a real spearman for the battle,
or they'll know they aren't that strong.
**[13:52] Senku**
The lead spearman is ten billion percent
going to get taken out by Moz or Kirisame.
**[13:59] Kinro**
Yeah.
**[14:01] Kinro**
That's fine.
**[14:06] Kinro**
I'm going to save them.
**[14:09] Kinro**
I'm going to win this
battle and save them all!
**[14:14] Taiju**
All right! Let's start practicing tugging!
**[14:17] Taiju**
Go, power team!
**[14:21] Senku**
That's why we've got the science
crafts team working on that.
**[14:27] Suika**
It's the cotton candy machine!
**[14:30] Chrome**
It stinks, though.
**[14:31] Chrome**
What's this black goo?
**[14:34] Senku**
Sadly, we can't eat that stuff.
**[14:36] Senku**
It's the leftovers of burnt coal.
**[14:38] Senku**
Tar.
**[14:39] Senku**
Spin this black cotton candy around, and...
**[14:44] Senku**
We have tough, light rope.
***SIGN*** Wires
**[14:46] Senku**
It's the birth of carbon wire!
***SIGN*** Complete
**[14:50] Gen**
Sure, yeah.
**[14:52] Gen**
Which means...
**[14:54] Gen**
Here we go again!
**[14:56] Gen**
The arduous endless spinning job!
**[15:02] Chrome**
Senku, about this top...
**[15:05] Chrome**
Why is it so stable even though
it's spinning mid-air?
**[15:09] Senku**
That's the gyroscopic effect.
**[15:11] Senku**
Anything spinning really fast is stable.
**[15:14] Senku**
It's why bikes don't fall over and
why the planet doesn't teeter.
**[15:19] Chrome**
Here we go!
**[15:20] Chrome**
I've got one of my crazy ideas!
**[15:24] Chrome**
You know how our Mk 1 drone is shaky as hell?
**[15:28] Ryusui**
Yeah, it's just an electric
bamboo copter right now.
**[15:33] Kaseki**
It's all good!
**[15:34] Kaseki**
We're all about trial and error here.
**[15:37] Chrome**
Maybe if we put a fidget spinner
in the middle of the drone,
**[15:41] Chrome**
it'll stabilize it with that
gyro-whatchamacallit effect.
**[15:46] Senku**
You're right!
**[15:47] Senku**
It's ten billion times simpler than making a
pain-in-the-ass controller device, but not bad!
**[15:55] Senku**
And so...
**[15:56] Senku**
That's why our Mk 2 drone
here has that built in.
**[16:00] Chrome**
Blargh!
**[16:04] Soyuz**
Wow, it's so much more stable than before!
**[16:07] Senku**
And finally, we give it one of these!
**[16:13] Gen**
I don't know what that is,
but it's another spinny thing!
**[16:16] Gen**
We have more spinny work again!
**[16:18] Ukyo**
You're completely traumatized
by having to do spinny work.
**[16:21] Senku**
Yeah, we're making one for each propeller.
***SIGN*** m 0 0 l 250 0 l 250 60 l 0 60
***SIGN*** Wirewound Variable Resistor
**[16:25] Senku**
This is what's called a
wirewound variable resistor.
**[16:28] Chrome**
That's a long-ass name!
**[16:29] Senku**
You move the dial around to control
how much electricity goes through.
**[16:33] Senku**
In other words, say we raise the
voltage just to that propeller there.
**[16:39] Chrome**
Damn, it moved!
**[16:41] Ukyo**
We aren't using these four knobs to steer
it and keep it balanced manually, are we?
**[16:46] Senku**
We sure are.
**[16:48] Suika**
That's way too hard.
**[16:52] Ryusui**
You'd need to be good at steering
and at reading the wind.
**[16:57] Ryusui**
Who's...
**[17:01] Ryusui**
I figured.
**[17:07] Ryusui**
I'm getting pretty good at this!
**[17:10] Senku**
*Is this guy for real?*
**[17:13] Ryusui**
It's not much different from gaming.
**[17:15] Ryusui**
I used to receive pro-gamer
training as a child.
**[17:19] Senku**
*I forgot.*
**[17:20] Senku**
* This guy cheats at everything*
* using the power of money.*
**[17:24] Yo**
Yo, what's up? That looks fun.
**[17:27] Ryusui**
Your shooter looks pretty fun, too.
**[17:30] Senku**
Quit messing around. This is practice time.
**[17:32] Yo**
We *are* practicing!
***SIGN*** Drone
***SIGN*** Complete
**[17:40] Senku**
Anyway, we have all our equipment now.
**[17:43] Senku**
We start right at sunrise.
**[17:48] Senku**
The battlefield is here,
the cliff of the howling seas.
**[18:02] Amaryllis**
The waves and wind are loud enough here
that they'll drown out the drone.
**[18:16] Moz**
They've arrived at the
cliff of the howling seas.
**[18:18] Moz**
It's the powerful hooded
warriors we heard about.
**[18:23] Moz**
Looks like Kirisame and I are going
to have to go fight them off.
**[18:29] Oarashi**
Move out, everyone!
**[18:30] Oarashi**
Beat them down!
**[18:33] Oarashi**
With my miracle power, and with
Moz and Kirisame by my side,
**[18:37] Oarashi**
I, Oarashi, will not be defeated!
**[18:47] Suika**
All the enemies are on the way.
**[18:50] Suika**
We won't stand a chance
against so many of them.
**[18:52] Senku**
Yeah, we'd get reamed, ten billion
percent, if we faced them head-on.
**[18:59] Senku**
Let's be clear.
**[19:01] Senku**
Our only winning condition is to have the
enemy throw the petrification device.
**[19:07] Ukyo**
If they don't, there's no
aerial battle to speak of.
**[19:11] Chrome**
Don't worry, Suika.
**[19:15] Chrome**
Once we raid them from the air and
catch the petrification device,
**[19:19] Chrome**
we'll get the power team hiding in the
lab car to yank it over, no matter what.
**[19:25] Taiju**
We got this!
**[19:26] Nikki**
Yeah!
**[19:27] Ryusui**
Finally, we'll neutralize them using the
petrification device and your gun, Yo.
**[19:33] Yo**
Leave it to me!
**[19:35] Ryusui**
The biggest threat is the third force, Moz.
**[19:39] Ryusui**
Be careful.
**[19:40] Ryusui**
He'll only be on our side in the beginning.
**[19:42] Ryusui**
As soon as we draw the
petrification device toward us,
**[19:45] Ryusui**
he'll become a powerful enemy
bent on killing us all.
**[19:50] Ukyo**
Gathered here is the Petrification
Kingdom, who is trying to eliminate us;
**[19:56] Ukyo**
us, the Kingdom of Science, who are
here to take the petrification device;
**[20:00] Ukyo**
and the all-powerful warrior Moz,
who wants both us and the device gone.
**[20:05] Senku**
Here we go.
**[20:07] Senku**
Time for the three-way final battle.
**[20:18] Suika**
They're here!
**[21:09] Senku**
We're mobilizing all of our scientific
equipment to catch the Medusa.
**[21:31] Oarashi**
Miracle Power Revenge!
**[21:36] Chrome**
Shit, he's charging right at us!
**[21:39] Senku**
Brute force is the best course
of action for them, after all.
**[21:42] Senku**
Meatheads are stupid strong
in these situations.
**[21:46] Senku**
I should have learned
that from Taiju, damn it!
**[21:49] Kinro**
I'll handle this.
**[21:53] Kinro**
Indeed, it isn't for a silly deal this time.
**[21:58] Kinro**
It's for a true battle.
**[22:00] Kinro**
For myself.
**[22:02] Kinro**
With this golden, sun-colored spear prepared
for me by the Kingdom of Science...
**[22:12] Kinro**
I will protect us!
***SIGN*** Total War
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