E15 - Battle in Three Dimensions
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[00:01] Senku
We're allied with the all-powerful
Moz-sensei just for now.
[00:05] Senku
Dress up as an intruder and beat the
crap out of the enemy soldiers!
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[01:58] Oarashi
No, the hooded warriors
were more than just strong!
[02:02] Oarashi
They pushed back against my miracle power!
[02:05] Oarashi
They might be as strong as Moz.
[02:06] Oarashi
There were three, five... no, ten of the
hooded warriors attacking me with spears,
[02:09] Moz
It is me, though.
[02:11] Moz
He can be weirdly perceptive,
although he's fundamentally an idiot.
[02:12] Oarashi
and I fought them back with my miracle
counterattack, all on my own!
[02:15] Oarashi
Then they attacked me
with this flash of light,
[02:15] (Flashback) Gen
Go for the confident, strong men.
[02:18] (Flashback) Gen
They'll make you sound really awesome
[02:18] Oarashi
so I casually picked up a heavy boulder with
one arm and... Zap! Zap! I was stunned.
[02:20] (Flashback) Gen
so they don't have to make
themselves sound weak.
[02:27] Senku
Now, our happy conspiracy
operation is super simple.
[02:32] Senku
Once the enemy's thoroughly freaked out
[02:35] Senku
by our ridiculously strong
imaginary hooded warrior...
[02:39] Senku
First,
[02:40] Senku
we'll discreetly set our aerial combat
drone up at a good spot for takeoff.
[02:46] Senku
Second...
[02:48] Moz
The hooded warriors are here!
[02:50] Moz
Over there!
[02:52] Moz
Third...
[02:53] Kirisame
Take them all out with the
petrification weapon!
[02:55] Senku
Fourth...
[02:57] Kirisame
Oh, no!
[02:59] Gen
I hope it works out like that.
[03:02] Gen
Nothing's ever gone to plan for us.
[03:04] Gen
You're always so unlucky.
[03:07] Senku
There's no other way to do it.
[03:10] Ryusui
I'm sure you're aware that
there's one big problem.
[03:15] Ryusui
Moz.
[03:16] Ryusui
He'll surely be at the final battle.
[03:19] Ryusui
Am I right?
[03:21] Moz
If those hooded warriors
are really that strong,
[03:26] Moz
Kirisame and I will go
defeat them ourselves.
[03:29] Person A
Really?!
[03:31] Person B
Awesome! It's a Moz-san and
Kirisame-san tag team!
[03:34] Person B
They're unbeatable!
[03:37] Ryusui
And the moment our drone takes
the petrification weapon,
[03:43] Ryusui
Moz will kill us all and take it for himself.
[03:48] Senku
That's why we're working
on a counter-Moz plan.
[03:54] Kaseki
Such a waste!
[03:56] Kaseki
We're chopping up my dear
glass-blowing steel pipes?
[04:02] Senku
Once we cut them into short macaroni-shaped
tubes, we'll put eight of them together.
[04:07] Suika
It just goes round and round.
[04:09] Gen
A fidget spinner?!
[04:11] Gen
Another one?
[04:12] Senku
Now that we've reinvented them,
we'll put these new items to good use.
[04:17] Kaseki
I've built them as ordered,
but what are these?
[04:21] Kaseki
I wanna keep working on the drone.
[04:24] Chrome
He said it's a counter-Moz thing, so I
was expecting some kind of sick weapon.
[04:32] Yuzuriha
Is this what I think it is?
[04:36] Suika
Looks like all the modern
people recognize it.
[04:40] Chrome
Damn it!
[04:42] Senku
Structurally, it's not that complex.
[04:45] Ryusui
There was even an incident
[04:46] Ryusui
where prisoners made one with
the materials they had on hand.
[04:50] Senku
It's the internals that get a bit difficult.
[04:54] Senku
We pack gunpowder made from
nitric acid in a small cylinder,
[04:57] Senku
shove a pachinko ball in there, and cap it.
[05:01] Gen
So then the gunpowder goes boom,
and the ball goes fwoosh, right?
[05:06] Gen
This is one that I could figure out.
[05:08] Gen
It's not that complicated.
[05:12] Senku
You're on the right track, but who's
going to light the gunpowder?
[05:17] Senku
What are we, making matchlocks?
[05:19] Senku
We need a detonator to smack
the gunpowder and ignite it.
[05:22] Senku
We'll use mercury fulminate.
[05:26] Gen
There's no way I'm understanding
any of that now.
[05:29] Gen
I take it back. This is still complicated.
[05:32] Senku
One wrong move, and we get blown up.
[05:36] Senku
I'll have to do this part myself.
[05:39] Senku
We just need to combine nitric
acid, mercury, and alcohol.
[05:43] Senku
Then we just make it into a detonator,
[05:45] Senku
and we'll have bullets.
[05:48] Senku
Hit the detonator with a hammer, and...
[05:54] Taiju
In the very beginning, Senku,
Yuzuriha, and I traveled to Hakone
[05:58] Taiju
because we had no choice but to make it.
[06:01] Taiju
How many years has it been?
[06:07] Senku
About three years.
[06:09] Senku
It took a while, but this is
where humanity always ends up.
[06:14] Senku
Now I'm definitely going to hell.
[06:20] Senku
This is what made men and
women, young and old,
[06:23] Senku
all of humanity, of homo
sapiens, the apex species.
[06:28] Senku
It's the invention of the gods and demons.
[06:35] Ukyo
Tools are neither gods nor demons.
[06:38] Ukyo
It's up to the person to
determine how it's used.
[06:44] Ukyo
Sorry, everyone.
[06:45] Ukyo
I'm sure you don't want to be hearing
platitudes at a time like this,
[06:50] Ukyo
but I still don't want to kill anyone.
[06:55] Ukyo
So let's hold back—
[06:56] Ryusui
Platitudes?
[06:59] Ryusui
You're wrong about that, Ukyo.
[07:01] Ryusui
To not kill is neither a platitude nor ethics.
[07:05] Ryusui
Someone whose loved one is
killed bears that grudge forever.
[07:08] Ryusui
We take even the enemy for ourselves.
To do that, we avoid killing.
[07:13] Ryusui
That's only rational.
[07:18] Senku
There's no way we're killing anyone, anyway.
[07:20] Senku
We didn't even put rifling
in this makeshift gun.
[07:24] Senku
It's neither precise nor
powerful enough to be
[07:26] Senku
more than a good-luck charm
to make us feel better.
[07:28] Senku
I guess it could serve as a
tranquilizer gun, in the best case.
[07:31] Gen
That's a tranquilizer?
[07:33] Senku
Doesn't matter if we hit them in the legs.
[07:36] Senku
Once we have the petrification device,
[07:39] Senku
we can stone them, melt them,
and they're back to normal!
[07:43] Senku
It's basically a tranquilizer gun!
[07:46] Ukyo
Er, well, I guess so, but...
[07:49] Gen
You're becoming so pragmatic
[07:50] Gen
that you're starting to sound like
a mad scientist, Senku-chan.
[07:54] Taiju
He's always been that way.
[07:56] Ryusui
I see you've made it pistol-sized so
that it doesn't cause suspicion...
[08:00] Ryusui
But who's using it?
[08:01] Ryusui
It'll be a challenge for anyone
who's never used a gun before.
[08:04] Ryusui
How many people in Japan could...
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SIGN Yo
returns!!
[08:14] Senku
We'll have an officer in active
service handle the gun.
[08:17] Senku
That works for you, right, Ukyo?
[08:20] Chrome
No, that's a bad idea!
[08:22] Chrome
Giving this asshole such a badass weapon?
[08:27] Soyuz
His face...
[08:29] Chrome
Yeah, you can see it in his face!
[08:32] Chrome
He's a piece of shit!
[08:34] Gen
Nah, not really.
[08:36] Gen
Yo's just a happy-go-lucky guy with
an oversized need for validation.
[08:40] Senku
That kinda makes him the
easiest type to control.
[08:43] Gen
The first sheriff of the new world!
[08:46] Gen
It's history in the making.
[08:57] Amaryllis
Oh, my...
[08:58] Amaryllis
You're so impressive.
[09:03] Gen
Your face!
[09:08] Yo
Nothing I can't handle!
[09:11] Yo
I used to shoot bullies and shit!
[09:14] Yuzuriha
That's... bad, right?
[09:16] Ukyo
That's bad.
[09:42] Suika
Huh?
[09:43] Suika
None of them hit.
[09:45] Chrome
Come on, he put on such a smug face
shooting, and missed every shot.
[09:54] Amaryllis
A venomous snake!
[09:56] Chrome
Crap, is it because that showed up?
[10:00] Ryusui
It looks like we're beyond being
mere prey to be hunted down.
[10:06] Ryusui
Am I right?
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SIGN Gun
acquired!!
[10:12] Senku
Good going, outlaw policeman.
[10:16] Yo
I can't tell them!
[10:17] Yo
I can't tell them I was just
shooting for the bottles!
[10:21] Yo
I gotta practice like mad!
[10:31] Senku
In order to defeat the Medusa,
we need four pieces of equipment.
[10:36] Senku
Let's get them all done and start our mission.
SIGN Hoods
SIGN Drone
SIGN Guns
SIGN Wires
[10:41] Senku
We'll set decoy hoods in front of the enemy.
[10:45] Senku
We need her to throw the petrification
weapon ten billion percent of the time,
[10:49] Senku
or we're doomed.
[10:50] Ukyo
Yeah.
[10:51] Ukyo
We'll want at least five.
[10:57] Old man
It's strange...
[10:59] Old man
The food and clothes in storage
keep going missing lately.
SIGN Hoods
SIGN Complete
[11:11] Amaryllis
Oh, yeah...
[11:12] Amaryllis
We're going to need to camouflage all
the work noise that's going on lately.
[11:23] Hair
Amaryllis! Why are you here?
[11:25] Hair
Did you come from the inner palace?
[11:26] Amaryllis
Don't tell anyone!
[11:31] Amaryllis
I ran away.
[11:34] Amaryllis
I couldn't forget about the three of
you who proposed so powerfully to me.
[11:41] Amaryllis
I'll elope with the strongest man here.
[11:45] Amaryllis
For example, with the man who can bang
the drum the hardest at the next festival!
[11:52] Amaryllis
I took it too far!
[11:54] Amaryllis
This isn't going to work.
[11:59] Amaryllis
Nope, that totally worked.
[12:13] Yo
I can practice now!
[12:15] Yo
I'm finally shooting pretty straight!
SIGN Guns
SIGN Complete
[12:20] Chrome
So, supposing we use this insane
"gun" thing to slow Moz down...
[12:26] Gen
How do we take the all-important
petrification device?
[12:28] Gen
You said it'd be an aerial
battle using our drone,
[12:31] Gen
but what are we going to do
with that raggedy-ass drone?
[12:34] Gen
She's got it on a rope, too, so the
best we can really do is nab the rope.
[12:39] Senku
Bingo. Ten billion points to you.
[12:42] Ukyo
Which means it's going to
be a tug-o-war in the end.
[12:47] Senku
Which is why...
[12:49] Senku
Wake up, y'all!
[12:50] Senku
The power team's up!
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SIGN Magma is
revived!!
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SIGN Nikki is
revived!!
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SIGN Kinro is
revived!!
[13:02] Kinro
Tell me.
[13:03] Kinro
I'm ready to hear it.
[13:06] Kinro
Something's happened to Ginro, correct?
[13:16] Amaryllis
I'm sorry.
[13:18] Amaryllis
It happened right in front of me.
[13:29] Senku
You thought he was dead, didn't you?
[13:32] Kinro
Yeah.
[13:34] Senku
He's barely alive.
[13:36] Senku
Thanks to Kohaku's quick thinking.
[13:39] Kinro
Yeah....
[13:40] Ryusui
Kinro, we'll have you be the
leader of the hooded warriors.
[13:45] Ryusui
We need a real spearman for the battle,
or they'll know they aren't that strong.
[13:52] Senku
The lead spearman is ten billion percent
going to get taken out by Moz or Kirisame.
[13:59] Kinro
Yeah.
[14:01] Kinro
That's fine.
[14:06] Kinro
I'm going to save them.
[14:09] Kinro
I'm going to win this
battle and save them all!
[14:14] Taiju
All right! Let's start practicing tugging!
[14:17] Taiju
Go, power team!
[14:21] Senku
That's why we've got the science
crafts team working on that.
[14:27] Suika
It's the cotton candy machine!
[14:30] Chrome
It stinks, though.
[14:31] Chrome
What's this black goo?
[14:34] Senku
Sadly, we can't eat that stuff.
[14:36] Senku
It's the leftovers of burnt coal.
[14:38] Senku
Tar.
[14:39] Senku
Spin this black cotton candy around, and...
[14:44] Senku
We have tough, light rope.
SIGN Wires
[14:46] Senku
It's the birth of carbon wire!
SIGN Complete
[14:50] Gen
Sure, yeah.
[14:52] Gen
Which means...
[14:54] Gen
Here we go again!
[14:56] Gen
The arduous endless spinning job!
[15:02] Chrome
Senku, about this top...
[15:05] Chrome
Why is it so stable even though
it's spinning mid-air?
[15:09] Senku
That's the gyroscopic effect.
[15:11] Senku
Anything spinning really fast is stable.
[15:14] Senku
It's why bikes don't fall over and
why the planet doesn't teeter.
[15:19] Chrome
Here we go!
[15:20] Chrome
I've got one of my crazy ideas!
[15:24] Chrome
You know how our Mk 1 drone is shaky as hell?
[15:28] Ryusui
Yeah, it's just an electric
bamboo copter right now.
[15:33] Kaseki
It's all good!
[15:34] Kaseki
We're all about trial and error here.
[15:37] Chrome
Maybe if we put a fidget spinner
in the middle of the drone,
[15:41] Chrome
it'll stabilize it with that
gyro-whatchamacallit effect.
[15:46] Senku
You're right!
[15:47] Senku
It's ten billion times simpler than making a
pain-in-the-ass controller device, but not bad!
[15:55] Senku
And so...
[15:56] Senku
That's why our Mk 2 drone
here has that built in.
[16:00] Chrome
Blargh!
[16:04] Soyuz
Wow, it's so much more stable than before!
[16:07] Senku
And finally, we give it one of these!
[16:13] Gen
I don't know what that is,
but it's another spinny thing!
[16:16] Gen
We have more spinny work again!
[16:18] Ukyo
You're completely traumatized
by having to do spinny work.
[16:21] Senku
Yeah, we're making one for each propeller.
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[16:25] Senku
This is what's called a
wirewound variable resistor.
[16:28] Chrome
That's a long-ass name!
[16:29] Senku
You move the dial around to control
how much electricity goes through.
[16:33] Senku
In other words, say we raise the
voltage just to that propeller there.
[16:39] Chrome
Damn, it moved!
[16:41] Ukyo
We aren't using these four knobs to steer
it and keep it balanced manually, are we?
[16:46] Senku
We sure are.
[16:48] Suika
That's way too hard.
[16:52] Ryusui
You'd need to be good at steering
and at reading the wind.
[16:57] Ryusui
Who's...
[17:01] Ryusui
I figured.
[17:07] Ryusui
I'm getting pretty good at this!
[17:10] Senku
Is this guy for real?
[17:13] Ryusui
It's not much different from gaming.
[17:15] Ryusui
I used to receive pro-gamer
training as a child.
[17:19] Senku
I forgot.
[17:20] Senku
This guy cheats at everything
using the power of money.
[17:24] Yo
Yo, what's up? That looks fun.
[17:27] Ryusui
Your shooter looks pretty fun, too.
[17:30] Senku
Quit messing around. This is practice time.
[17:32] Yo
We are practicing!
SIGN Drone
SIGN Complete
[17:40] Senku
Anyway, we have all our equipment now.
[17:43] Senku
We start right at sunrise.
[17:48] Senku
The battlefield is here,
the cliff of the howling seas.
[18:02] Amaryllis
The waves and wind are loud enough here
that they'll drown out the drone.
[18:16] Moz
They've arrived at the
cliff of the howling seas.
[18:18] Moz
It's the powerful hooded
warriors we heard about.
[18:23] Moz
Looks like Kirisame and I are going
to have to go fight them off.
[18:29] Oarashi
Move out, everyone!
[18:30] Oarashi
Beat them down!
[18:33] Oarashi
With my miracle power, and with
Moz and Kirisame by my side,
[18:37] Oarashi
I, Oarashi, will not be defeated!
[18:47] Suika
All the enemies are on the way.
[18:50] Suika
We won't stand a chance
against so many of them.
[18:52] Senku
Yeah, we'd get reamed, ten billion
percent, if we faced them head-on.
[18:59] Senku
Let's be clear.
[19:01] Senku
Our only winning condition is to have the
enemy throw the petrification device.
[19:07] Ukyo
If they don't, there's no
aerial battle to speak of.
[19:11] Chrome
Don't worry, Suika.
[19:15] Chrome
Once we raid them from the air and
catch the petrification device,
[19:19] Chrome
we'll get the power team hiding in the
lab car to yank it over, no matter what.
[19:25] Taiju
We got this!
[19:26] Nikki
Yeah!
[19:27] Ryusui
Finally, we'll neutralize them using the
petrification device and your gun, Yo.
[19:33] Yo
Leave it to me!
[19:35] Ryusui
The biggest threat is the third force, Moz.
[19:39] Ryusui
Be careful.
[19:40] Ryusui
He'll only be on our side in the beginning.
[19:42] Ryusui
As soon as we draw the
petrification device toward us,
[19:45] Ryusui
he'll become a powerful enemy
bent on killing us all.
[19:50] Ukyo
Gathered here is the Petrification
Kingdom, who is trying to eliminate us;
[19:56] Ukyo
us, the Kingdom of Science, who are
here to take the petrification device;
[20:00] Ukyo
and the all-powerful warrior Moz,
who wants both us and the device gone.
[20:05] Senku
Here we go.
[20:07] Senku
Time for the three-way final battle.
[20:18] Suika
They're here!
[21:09] Senku
We're mobilizing all of our scientific
equipment to catch the Medusa.
[21:31] Oarashi
Miracle Power Revenge!
[21:36] Chrome
Shit, he's charging right at us!
[21:39] Senku
Brute force is the best course
of action for them, after all.
[21:42] Senku
Meatheads are stupid strong
in these situations.
[21:46] Senku
I should have learned
that from Taiju, damn it!
[21:49] Kinro
I'll handle this.
[21:53] Kinro
Indeed, it isn't for a silly deal this time.
[21:58] Kinro
It's for a true battle.
[22:00] Kinro
For myself.
[22:02] Kinro
With this golden, sun-colored spear prepared
for me by the Kingdom of Science...
[22:12] Kinro
I will protect us!
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