1 - RYUSUI VS. SENKU

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[00:01] Minami
    Thousands of years have passed since all
    of humanity was mysteriously petrified.
[00:07] Minami
    Those of us who revived into the
    primitive, post-apocalyptic world
[00:11] Minami
    worked diligently to rebuild
    science from scratch.
[00:15] Minami
    We finally reached the milestone of building
    a ship that would take us across the Pacific.
[00:25] Minami
    To those hearing this
    recording, nice to meet you.
[00:29] Minami
    I am reporter Hokutozai Minami.
[00:31] Minami
    I leave this record for posterity.
[00:34] Minami
    We are on our way to discovering the secret
    behind the petrification of humanity.
[00:38] Minami
    Our destination is the
    enemy's home base: the moon!
[00:44] Minami
    This is a big project that will take us
    from the stone age to building a spaceship.
[00:48] Minami
    We'll gather materials from all over
    the world, starting in the Americas.
[00:53] Minami
    Let's ask the crew what they have to say!
SIGN    Strongest Primate High Schooler
[00:59] Tsukasa
    Once we revive all of humanity,
    there will be those who misuse firearms,
[01:04] Tsukasa
    and those who gain power
    and try to exploit others.
[01:08] Tsukasa
    I won't let them do that.
[01:10] Tsukasa
    I won't let them taint the
    hands of science with blood.
[01:14] Tsukasa
    My task now is to make sure of that.
[01:16] Minami
    Tsuka-san!
[01:18] Gen
    The Americas, huh?
SIGN    Shallow Mentalist
[01:20] Gen
    I used to live there for,
    like, ten billion years.
[01:22] Gen
    The girls overseas are pretty cute, too.
[01:25] Gen
    Also, the Statue of Liberty might still
    be there, since it's made of copper.
[01:29] Gen
    Not that I'd know.
[01:30] Gen
    Sorries.
[01:31] Minami
    Could you be a little more serious?!
[01:34] Suika
    I got to get on the boat for
    doing a good job on the island!
SIGN    Great Detective Girl
[01:38] Suika
    I'm gonna make myself useful this time!
[01:41] Minami
    I've only ever seen you be nothing but useful.
SIGN    God-tier Craftsman
[01:46] Kaseki
    My dear recorder!
[01:48] Kaseki
    Are you recording?
[01:49] Kaseki
    Are you recording right now?
SIGN    Inspired Science User
[01:51] Chrome
    We're carving sound into an urushi
    lacquer-coated wood cylinder.
[01:54] Chrome
    It carves really well and catches everything!
[01:57] Chrome
    Well? What do you think of
    my insanely inspired idea?
[01:59] Minami
    No, I'm asking about what 
    you think of our departure.
[02:03] Kirisame
    I'm simply following the duty I
    was given to follow your orders.
SIGN    Uptight Thrower Specialist
[02:08] Minami
    You're so stiff.
[02:09] Minami
    Do you have any personal feelings or anything?
[02:13] Minami
    I know!
[02:14] Minami
    You and Kinro might get along well,
    since you're both so uptight.
[02:17] Minami
    Well? What do you think?
[02:18] Kirisame
    I don't concern myself with such things!
[02:20] Kinro
    Kirisame?
SIGN    Uptight Spear Specialist
[02:22] Kinro
    Yeah, she's quite skilled.
[02:24] Kinro
    We'll need to keep up!
[02:26] Kinro
    We must train harder!
[02:28] Kinro
    And yet, look at Ginro!
[02:31] Kinro
    What would have become of him if Matsukaze
    hadn't been taking care of him?
SIGN    Warrior of Revenge
[02:35] Matsukaze
    Taking care of Ginro-dono?
[02:37] Matsukaze
    No, I merely served as his legs for a while.
[02:40] Matsukaze
    I haven't done anything of particular note.
[02:42] Ginro
    Yeah, my legs...
[02:45] Ginro
    They suddenly started hurting like
    hell right before our departure.
[02:48] Ginro
    Man, what should I do?
[02:49] Ginro
    I definitely don't want—not to get on a 
    ship going so far, but I don't think I can.
SIGN    Scumbag Warrior
[02:55] Ginro
    That's when Matsukaze had to be all,
    "Master!" and brought me on board.
[03:03] Ginro
    I'm so glad!
[03:06] Ginro
    I hate this!
[03:07] Ginro
    I'm gonna die of boredom!
[03:09] Ukyo
    Only when the weather's nice.
[03:11] Ginro
    How much longer is it going to take?!
[03:19] Ginro
    I hate this!
[03:20] Ginro
    Now I'm so busy, I'm gonna die!
[03:23] Ukyo
    Yeah, during a storm.
[03:25] Ginro
    How much longer is it going to take?!
SIGN    Leader of the Ship
[05:06] Ryusui
    Seventy days.
[05:07] Senku
    Forty days!
SIGN    Leader of Science
[05:12] Suika
    O-Oh, no!
[05:14] Suika
    This is bad!
[05:16] Suika
    Senku and Ryusui are...
[05:18] Chrome
    Oh, shit, they're arguing up there.
[05:20] Taiju
    What?!
[05:23] Taiju
    Fighting is bad!
[05:27] Ryusui
    Fighting?
[05:28] Ryusui
    No, this is a discussion.
[05:30] Taiju
    A diss?
[05:31] Taiju
    You were dissing each other?
[05:34] Senku
    Yeah, that's about right, meathead.
[05:36] Senku
    We're fighting.
[05:37] Taiju
    Fighting is bad!
[05:42] Gen
    Crazy ability to learn.
[05:47] Ukyo
    You're talking about the route to the US, huh?
[05:50] Senku
    That's why you used to be a submariner.
[05:52] Senku
    You just get it.
[05:54] Ryusui
    We departed from Tokyo.
[05:56] Kohaku
    And our destination?
[05:57] Taiju
    The US, right?
[05:59] Senku
    Yup.
[06:00] Senku
    Right here.
[06:03] Senku
    What's the quickest route to San Francisco?
[06:06] Taiju
    Straight, like this, right?
[06:10] Suika
    Even I know that.
[06:12] Chrome
    Hang on, that's too easy.
[06:15] Chrome
    This has to be a trick question.
[06:18] Ryusui
    Good answer!
[06:19] Ryusui
    That's called the rhumb line, where you go
    in the same direction for the whole route.
SIGN    Rhumb Line
[06:25] Ryusui
    It makes navigation easy, and it's how ships
    have been doing it throughout most of history.
[06:30] Ryusui
    We're spending 70 days on that route to the US.
SIGN    70 Days to the US
[06:32] Chrome
    Whoa, nailed it!
[06:34] Senku
    Wrong!
[06:36] Senku
    Time for the happy right answer reveal.
[06:39] Senku
    The shortest route would be...
[06:42] Senku
    this!
[06:43] Taiju
    How?!
[06:44] Taiju
    That'll obviously take longer!
[06:46] Senku
    A picture's worth a thousand words.
[06:48] Senku
    Try comparing it for yourself on that globe.
[06:56] Chrome
    Go for it.
[07:08] Taiju
    The route that looked further on
    the map is actually a lot shorter!
[07:11] Kohaku
    You're right!
[07:12] Senku
    That's what happens when it's a sphere.
[07:14] Senku
    That's the actual shortest distance.
SIGN    Great circle route
[07:17] Senku
    The great circle route.
[07:19] Kohaku
    We're using this shortcut
    to get to the US in 40 days.
SIGN    40 Days to the US
[07:24] Ryusui
    Seventy days! We're taking the rhumb line!
[07:27] Ryusui
    The great circle route would have us steering
    constantly depending on our position.
[07:31] Ryusui
    It's the max difficulty route!
[07:33] Ryusui
    The stress on the crew isn't even comparable!
[07:35] Chrome
    Forty days! Great circle route!
[07:38] Chrome
    We're a ship of science!
[07:40] Chrome
    As janky as it is, we have
    our great lord the GPS!
[07:43] Chrome
    We can ten billion percent stay on course!
[07:46] Gen
    Chill!
[07:48] Ginro
    It's super scary seeing our top two duke it out!
[07:52] Ryusui
    They may have had some training,
    but we're a band of newbie sailors.
[07:56] Ryusui
    I guarantee you we'll go down!
[07:57] Ryusui
    You aren't crossing the
    Pacific on armchair idealism!
[08:00] Ryusui
    Seventy days, absolute minimum!
[08:02] Ryusui
    I'm telling you, as a sailor, what's realistic.
[08:05] Ryusui
    Am I wrong?
[08:06] Senku
    We won't make it in time
    for the yellow dent corn.
[08:11] Senku
    We'll barely make it by fall
    if we arrive in 40 days.
[08:15] Senku
    That's as late as we can be
    if we're making revival fluid.
[08:19] Senku
    Dick around for 70 days,
    and winter will be too late.
[08:24] Senku
    We'll be losing a whole year
    of our insanely precious time.
[08:28] Senku
    Forty days is absolute.
[08:30] Senku
    I'm laying out the logic as a science user.
[08:33] Senku
    Am I wrong?
[08:40] Chrome
    It kinda sounds like they're both right.
[08:43] Ukyo
    Yeah.
[08:45] Ukyo
    Ryusui, who's being unwaveringly
    realistic for the sake of our crew,
[08:49] Ukyo
    and Senku, who's being unwaveringly
    rational for the sake of the future.
[08:52] Ukyo
    There is no right answer here.
[08:57] Gen
    If they're both right, I think
    I'm with Ryusui-chan on this one.
[09:02] Gen
    I can't stand arduous work.
[09:06] Kohaku
    I support Senku.
[09:08] Kohaku
    We need to get there as soon as we can.
[09:11] Gen
    Of course you'd say that, Kohaku-chan.
[09:13] Gen
    You're always the immediate action type.
[09:17] Ryusui
    Double the ration distribution for the crew.
[09:20] Senku
    Yeah, that's the answer.
[09:22] Francois
    That'll halve our maximum voyage time.
[09:25] Francois
    Are you sure?
[09:26] Senku
    We'll be fine as long as we get there earlier.
SIGN    70 Days to the US
[09:30] Ryusui
    We'll subtract ten days from our trip.
SIGN    60 Days to the US
[09:32] Ryusui
    No more than that.
[09:33] Ryusui
    Any more, and I will step
    in for the sake of our crew.
[09:38] Ryusui
    Senku, I'll have to fight you.
[09:41] Senku
    Forty days.
[09:42] Senku
    That's our time limit.
[09:48] Senku; Ryusui
    Guess we'll have to do it!
[09:50] Suika
    Th-This is getting bad!
[09:53] Chrome
    Senku and Ryusui...
[09:54] Ginro
    ...are dueling?!
[10:09] Yuzuriha
    This is the duel?
[10:10] Nikki
    A game of poker?
[10:14] Senku
    Why'd you have to go all-out
    on the outfit? Dumbass.
[10:18] Ryusui
    Why else?
[10:20] Ryusui
    To let the gallery know
    that this is a formal game.
[10:24] Ryusui
    That'll make sure everyone
    follows the victor's wishes.
[10:27] Ryusui
    And I'm sure to win, because...
[10:31] Gen
    Hi, Senku-chan.
[10:33] Gen
    Sowwy, I'm on Team Ryusui-chan this time.
[10:39] Senku
    Are you serious?!
[10:40] Senku
    This dude's ten billion percent going to cheat!
[10:43] Senku
    You fraud mentalist!
[10:45] Gen
    That's nasty.
[10:48] Ryusui
    Everyone's free to have a seat.
[10:50] Ryusui
    Am I wrong?
[10:51] Kohaku
    Oh, dear.
[10:53] Kohaku
    The opponent is tag teaming.
[10:56] Kohaku
    You wouldn't mind me teaming
    up with Senku, then, would you?
[11:00] Senku
    We're counting on your dynamic
    visual acuity here, Kohaku.
[11:04] Senku
    Keep a good eye on Gen's sleights of hand.
[11:12] Minami
    With the route to the US up for grabs,
    the leader of the sea, Ryusui-kun,
[11:16] Minami
    and the leader of science,
    Senku-kun, are competing!
[11:20] Chrome
    I don't know about this one...
[11:22] Nikki
    There's no telling who's going to win.
[11:26] Yo
    Let's take bets!
[11:28] Yo
    My money's on Ryusui!
[11:30] Yo
    Gen's on his side!
[11:31] Yo
    There's no getting by his cheating!
[11:33] Suika
    I dunno, but Ryusui seems like a better gamer.
[11:38] Taiju
    Senku would never lose in a mind battle!
SIGN    Team Senku
SIGN    Team Ryusui
[11:41] Ginro
    You guys don't know how
    well Kohaku-chan can see!
[11:44] Minami
    You're enjoying this, aren't you?!
[11:46] Minami
    Your lives are on the line here!
[11:50] Ukyo
    Well, let's start, then.
[11:53] Ukyo
    I'll deal the first five cards.
[11:57] Ukyo
    We'll take turns dealing each round.
[12:00] Ukyo
    Shall we choose the first dealer
    with a game of rock-paper-scissors?
[12:03] Senku
    Okay.
[12:04] Senku
    First comes rock.
[12:06] Senku
    Rock-paper-scissors.
[12:07] Gen
    My bad, I didn't want to get in the
    way of the rock-paper-scissors.
[12:11] Gen
    I can't believe I did that.
[12:15] Kohaku
    Oh, that's odd.
[12:17] Kohaku
    It appeared as though you
    were carrying those cards.
[12:23] Kohaku
    I'll admit that I jumped the gun if the
    first card isn't the ace of hearts.
[12:37] Gen
    What's this?
[12:39] Gen
    What a surprise!
[12:40] Gen
    It totally is the ace of hearts!
[12:42] Gen
    What a coinky-dink!
[12:44] Kohaku
    Don't let this lanky bastard touch the cards!
[12:47] Gen
    That's harsh!
[12:50] Ryusui
    Raise.
[12:51] Senku
    Call.
[12:53] Senku
    Full house.
[12:55] Ryusui
    Three-of-a-kind.
[13:00] Senku
    Straight.
[13:02] Ryusui
    Flush!
[13:03] Chrome
    They're neck-and-neck so far.
[13:06] Suika
    Ryusui has a few more chips, though.
[13:12] Ryusui
    Raise.
[13:13] Minami
    He's raising the stakes dramatically.
[13:16] Minami
    Will Senku-kun accept?
[13:20] Senku
    Ryusui's so self-assured, I have
    no idea if he's bluffing or not.
[13:30] Senku
    I call.
[13:40] Kohaku
    You sprinkled something onto the deck.
[13:44] Senku
    Sugar, maybe?
[13:46] Senku
    He could be trying to make
    the card move less evenly.
[13:49] Gen
    But, but... I never touched the card!
[13:52] Kohaku
    No placing your hand over the cards, either!
[13:55] Gen
    Yes, ma'am.
[14:01] Senku
    Ah, so that's what that was.
[14:03] Senku
    Kohaku, check Gen's sleeve.
[14:08] Taiju
    A kanabun beetle?!
[14:09] Yuzuriha
    How are you supposed to cheat with that?
[14:11] Senku
    Its antennae react to the
    card with the sugar on it.
[14:16] Kohaku
    Just how sketchy do you have to be?!
[14:18] Gen
    I'm out of tricks!
[14:20] Gen
    I haven't done anything! I swear!
[14:22] Gen
    You can check all the cards
    if you have any doubts.
[14:26] Gen
    Each and every card.
[14:29] Gen
    Carefully.
[14:39] Senku
    Everyone's eyes, including mine and
    Kohaku's, are on the deck right now!
[14:45] Ryusui
    I raise to the max!
[14:47] Minami
    Ryusui-kun has bet even more chips!
[14:50] Minami
    Is this to be his finishing blow?
[14:54] Kohaku
    Ryusui's hand changed direction
    in that brief moment.
[14:59] Kohaku
    Hasn't it?!
[15:02] Kohaku
    You switched his hand, didn't you, Gen?!
[15:05] Gen
    That's an awful accusation.
[15:07] Senku
    You diverted everyone's attention
    using the bug and the card check.
[15:12] Senku
    Basic magic.
[15:16] Senku
    I should have known, Gen.
[15:18] Senku
    You seemed unusually careless there.
[15:22] Senku
    You let your opponent have a
    comfy win with the easy trick,
[15:24] Senku
    had everyone focus on the deck,
    and swapped four of his cards.
[15:30] Senku
    So all that prep was to pull off this one move.
[15:37] Ukyo
    If he's been setting it up this whole time,
    all four of them have to be aces,
[15:42] Ukyo
    the four strongest cards!
[15:46] Nikki
    The only way Senku can win
    now is with a straight flush.
[15:51] Nikki
    There's no way!
[16:03] Senku
    The second card from the top.
[16:06] Senku
    The second card from the bottom.
[16:10] Ukyo
    Senku, you're going to have to fold.
[16:12] Senku
    All right, then.
[16:18] Senku
    I'm all-in, too.
[16:30] Minami
    He's all-in!
[16:32] Minami
    He's betting all of his chips!
[16:35] Ryusui
    But why?
[16:38] Gen
    Diverting everyone's attention...
[16:41] Gen
    Basic magic!
[16:42] Kohaku
    All right, we'll...
[16:44] Kohaku
    draw three cards.
[16:46] Gen
    Too fast!
[16:47] Gen
    Did you really take from the top of the deck?!
[16:51] Kohaku
    Of course. What a nasty accusation.
[16:55] Tsukasa
    She took cards from the middle of the deck.
[16:58] Gen
    Why would they do that, though?
[17:00] Gen
    They can't even see which cards they were.
[17:04] Gen
    I don't see anything that could be a mark.
[17:09] Ryusui
    So it could be entirely a bluff.
[17:16] Ryusui
    You amuse me!
[17:18] Ryusui
    Very well, let's settle it now!
[17:20] Ryusui
    We're both all-in!
[17:21] Minami
    It's on!
[17:25] Ryusui
    Four-of-a-kind!
[17:33] Senku
    Royal straight flush.
[17:36] Gen
    What?!
[17:39] Senku
    All the chips are mine! I win!
[17:45] Ukyo
    There are five aces.
[17:47] Ukyo
    I guess that doesn't even matter anymore, huh?
[17:50] Gen
    H-H-How?!
[17:52] Gen
    I have no idea how they did it!
[17:54] Gen
    I don't see a mark anywhere!
[17:56] Senku
    Of course you don't.
[17:58] Senku
    The mark of science is
    transparent and colorless.
[18:02] Senku
    Urushiol.
[18:04] Senku
    There happened to be some urushi
    lacquer lying around, so I took some.
[18:09] Senku
    I've been looking for key cards from the
    beginning and rubbing the lacquer into the edges.
[18:15] Minami
    Urushi just happened to be lying around?
[18:18] (Flashback) Chrome
    We coated it with urushi
    lacquer so it records better!
[18:22] Suika
    How could anyone see that
    urushi-whatever if it's transparent?
[18:27] Suika
    How come Senku could tell?
[18:32] Gen
    Oh, of course...
[18:34] Gen
    Senku-chan has super urushi-sensitive skin.
[18:39] Ukyo
    The winner: Senku!
[18:43] Gen
    You're risking your life too much for a bet.
[18:46] Senku
    We're taking the great circle
    route across the Pacific Ocean.
[18:50] Senku
    It's ten billion percent harder.
[18:52] Senku
    We'll coordinate with Ruri
    and the others back home
[18:55] Senku
    and GPS our way across Earth.
    It's the shortcut of science.
[19:00] Ginro
    Jackpot!
[19:02] Yo
    I blew nearly all my wealth!
[19:05] Yo
    Damn it!
[19:07] Yo
    One more!
[19:08] Yo
    I'm winning it all back with the next one!
[19:10] Yo
    Let's do one more!
[19:11] Kohaku
    We're obviously not doing that.
[19:13] Ryusui
    Very well!
[19:14] Yuzuriha; Nikki
    Really?
[19:16] Ryusui
    On one condition.
[19:18] Ryusui
    We're doing it here!
SIGN    Whoaaa
[19:35] Senku
    As luck would have it, you got
    that casino you've always wanted.
[19:42] Ryusui
    Leisure is a perfectly valid part of strategy.
[19:45] Ryusui
    We're shaving a whole 30 days off our trip.
[19:49] Ryusui
    We'll have to make up for it by improving
    conditions on the ship for the crew.
SIGN    70 Days to the US
[19:52] Ryusui
    We lose ten days with increased food.
SIGN    60 Days to the US
[19:55] Ryusui
    Another ten with leisure facilities.
SIGN    50 Days to the US
[19:58] Ryusui
    I want one more thing to make
    up for the last ten days.
[20:04] Kohaku
    After food and leisure,
    all that's left is drinks.
[20:13] Suika
    They're setting up a new shop here.
[20:17] Suika
    "Bar François"...
[20:19] Yo
    A bar? Do you mean...
[20:23] Yo
    Booze?!
[20:44] Kohaku
    Let's rejuvenate ourselves, all!
[20:45] [SONG] Text
    m 0 0 l 246 0 l 246 80 l 0 80
[20:45] [SONG] Text
    Beer
    acquired!!
[20:46] Yo
    Cheers!
[20:54] All
    More!
[20:57] Ukyo
    So that makes up the last ten days.
[21:01] Ukyo
    Everything worked out the way Senku wanted.
[21:03] Ukyo
    It's a little too perfect, don't you think?
[21:07] Ukyo
    The poker battle made the casino a huge success.
[21:10] Ukyo
    It's a benefit package that
    includes a bar to boot.
[21:13] Ukyo
    We'll survive a harsh route just fine now.
[21:16] Ukyo
    Even if it was Ryusui who won,
    it might have ended up the same.
[21:22] Ukyo
    In other words, it was all a set-up,
    starting with Ryusui and Senku fighting.
[21:28] Ukyo
    The whole thing might have been
    theater, choreographed by a mentalist.
[21:34] Ukyo
    How's that for a fun conspiracy theory?
[21:38] Gen
    What the heck are you talking about, Ukyo-chan?
[21:41] Gen
    You're reading way too much into it.
[21:43] Gen
    Though...
[21:45] Gen
    I will say one thing.
[21:47] Gen
    The poker game was super legit.
[21:53] Gen
    That's one thing I'm still bummed about.
[21:57] Gen
    Just a little.
[21:59] Gen
    Senku-chan.
SIGN    50 Days to the US
SIGN    40 Days to the US
[22:02] Senku
    Now we'll be in the New World in no time.
[22:10] Senku
    This is exhilarating.
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SIGN    This is a work of fiction, but the plants,  animals, and production methods described are based on reality. Foraging and making things on your own accord is extremely dangerous and, in some cases, illegal. Please do not imitate without expertise.