Season 3

E1 - New World Map

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[00:06] Senku
    This scenery takes me back.
[00:08] Senku
    I'm absolutely bawling.
[00:13] Ryusui
    Magnificent!
[00:14] Ryusui
    They've built such a beautiful village
    in this primitive stone world.
[00:19] Ryusui
    I want the sea, the mountains,
    this village... everything!
[00:22] Chrome
    You can't have it!
[00:24] Chrome
    It's our village.
[00:29] Villagers
    Welcome home!
[00:31] Villagers
    Senku!
[00:32] Villagers
    Chrome!
[00:36] Ryusui
    Those people, like Chrome and Kohaku,
    are not of the 21st century, correct?
[00:43] Senku
    Yeah.
[00:44] Senku
    They're descendants of the people who escaped
[00:47] Senku
    the petrification beam
    thousands of years ago.
[00:49] Senku
    A whole band of rare characters.
[00:51] Ryusui
    I see.
[00:53] Ryusui
    All this time...
[01:12] Ryusui
    But if you were the one who made the
    revival fluid, how did you wake up, Senku?
[01:20] Chrome
    I don't know,
[01:22] Chrome
    but apparently he counted seconds
    like crazy without ever going to sleep.
[01:27] Chrome
    And then, after continuous
    exposure to nitric acid...
[01:40] Kid A
    Senku! Senku!
[01:42] Kid B
    Senku, let's play!
[01:43] Senku
    All right, all right.
[01:44] Ukyo
    Hey, Ryusui.
[01:46] Kohaku
    Come.
[01:48] Kohaku
    We'll show you around Ishigami Village.
[01:50] Kohaku
    Senku gathered people here to
    help him fight against Tsukasa,
[01:54] Kohaku
    who was the most powerful militarily.
[01:57] Kohaku
    And he succeeded in building
    the Kingdom of Science.
[02:02] Ryusui
    And now, he's trying to save his
    former enemy, Tsukasa, too. Is that it?
[02:08] Ukyo
    Yeah.
[02:09] Ukyo
    To that end, Senku's trying to
    go to the source of the light.
[02:14] Ukyo
    To the other side of the world.
[02:16] Ryusui
    And he's going to revive all of
    humanity, starting with Tsukasa.
[02:21] Ryusui
    Then one thing you're absolutely going
    to need is a captain to steer a ship.
[02:26] Ryusui
    In other words, you want
    my help, at all costs!
[02:30] Ryusui
    Am I right?
[02:31] Ukyo
    When'd he get up there?
[02:33] Chrome
    Yo, you guys!
[02:35] Chrome
    Quit grumbling and help me out.
[02:37] Chrome
    The ship's going to be done
    while you're standing around.
[02:47] Gen
    Awesome.
[02:49] Gen
    That insanely complicated-looking
    ship Senku-chan designed
[02:52] Gen
    is slowly starting to take shape.
[02:55] Taiju
    Man, I can't believe I'm
    going overseas! I'm so excited.
[02:58] Yuzuriha
    South America, huh?
[03:00] Yuzuriha
    I had never been there,
    even in the 21st century.
[03:04] Ginro
    To the unknown!
[03:06] Ginro
    Be strong, everyone!
[03:08] Ginro
    Not that I'd ever go.
[03:10] Kinro
    Ginro...
[03:11] Kinro
    You're unbelievably scummy.
[03:14] Nikki
    Either way, we need to start this massive
    ship, or no one's going anywhere.
[03:20] Kaseki
    We're gonna get this done while
    Senku's gang is out looking for fuel!
[03:23] Suika
    And Senku went into the sky to find fuel!
[03:31] Ukyo
    Oh, Senku.
[03:32] Ukyo
    Good work on the balloon test flight.
[03:35] Ukyo
    I'm glad it went well.
[03:38] Senku
    It got a bit hairy at one point, though.
[03:43] Senku
    Well, then, we're fighting on
    two fronts now: land and sky.
[03:48] Senku
    We'll search like hell
    from both above and below.
[03:50] Senku
    And once we get the king of fuel that is oil,
[03:53] Senku
    we can go anywhere we want,
    even to the other side of the planet.
[03:58] Senku
    Are you up to the task, gifted captain?
[04:02] Ryusui
    Who do you think you're asking?
[04:04] Ryusui
    I can take you anywhere
    with these arms of mine!
[04:10] Ryusui
    The petrification beam,
    the future of humanity...
[04:14] Ryusui
    Anything you want will be ours.
[04:15] Ryusui
    I want everything in this stone
    world—this new world!
[06:00] Ryusui
    Many thanks to these beautiful
    women for the hospitality!
[06:03] Alumi
    Oh, you! Would you really
    call us beautiful women?
[06:07] Chrome
    Holy crap, what is this?!
[06:09] Chrome
    This is way too fancy!
[06:11] Sho
    It's a feast!
[06:12] Sho
    To welcome Ryusui and celebrate Senku's
    triumphant return to Ishigami Village.
SIGN    Grilled Fish
SIGN    Grilled Fish Soup
SIGN    Grilled Fish Salad
SIGN    Grilled Fish Dessert
SIGN    Grilled Fish... Something
[06:36] Senku
    Jasper, Turquoise, how'd you
    do keeping the old fogies safe?
[06:42] Turquoise
    Not a single battle.
[06:44] Turquoise
    I wish we'd at least had a bear to fight.
[06:45] Turquoise
    Then we could've had some meat.
[06:46] Jasper
    We've had fish for every meal
    the past few months.
[06:50] Ryusui
    Senku...
[06:53] Ryusui
    How long are we staying in this village?
[06:57] Senku
    Dunno.
[06:58] Senku
    Until we find oil. A year? Two years?
[07:03] Ryusui
    We'll find it!
[07:04] Ryusui
    And food, too! From the sky!
[07:06] Ryusui
    No matter, no matter,
    no matter, no matter what!
[07:10] Ukyo
    That's some absolute conviction.
[07:13] Ukyo
    I've been thinking lately that being greedy
    isn't a bad thing in this kind of world.
[07:18] Senku
    Yeah, we're lucky to have him.
[07:18] Ryusui
    No matter what.
[07:20] Senku
    You got this, pilot.
[07:26] Kohaku
    I'm really, really flying right now!
[07:30] Senku
    You gotta stop freaking
    out like a child, lioness.
[07:34] Senku
    Get to work.
[07:35] Kohaku
    I-I'm not freaking out!
[07:37] Kohaku
    And I'm not a lioness!
[07:38] Kohaku
    I haven't heard that one in a while!
[07:42] Chrome
    He's right, though.
[07:43] Chrome
    We're depending on your eyesight, Kohaku.
[07:45] Chrome
    Otherwise, I would have
    wanted to go with him.
[07:48] Ukyo
    The ground search team is important, too.
[07:51] Kohaku
    Will we find this so-called
    "oil" from the sky that easily?
[07:56] Senku
    It's not impossible.
[07:58] Senku
    But luck and hope aren't science.
[08:01] Senku
    We'll coordinate with the
    ground team using our cell phones
[08:04] Senku
    and survey the terrain until we find
    the Sagara Oil Fields we're after.
[08:09] Senku
    We're building a map of the new
    world with these very eyes.
SIGN    11.0 eyesight
[08:16] Kohaku
    Could that forest over there be it?
[08:19] Ryusui
    Food?!
[08:21] Chrome
    That's a cedar forest.
[08:23] Chrome
    Leave this to the resource king!
[08:25] Chrome
    I know how to get there, too.
[08:27] Ukyo
    That's a treasure trove
    of construction materials.
[08:36] Senku
    We're gonna mark treasures on our
    map like we're making a game map!
SIGN    m 0 0 l 110 0 l 110 30 l 0 30
SIGN    Discovered!
    
    Cedar Forest
[08:48] Kohaku
    This is getting pretty fun.
[08:50] Kohaku
    Wanna work with Chrome to find
    some mines along the way?
[08:54] Ryusui
    That'd be great.
[08:55] Ryusui
    That'd be great, too, but...
[08:57] Ryusui
    Food!
[09:01] Ryusui
    What's that?
[09:02] Ryusui
    It's moving.
[09:04] Ryusui
    A herd of wild animals!
[09:06] Ryusui
    You can always trust a
    sailor's gut instincts.
[09:16] Ukyo
    Found it.
[09:18] Ukyo
    We found an old one that looks to
    have been separated from the rest.
[09:21] Ukyo
    It's a herd of feral goats.
[09:24] Ukyo
    Sorry.
[09:27] Ukyo
    Maybe this is hypocritical, but I'll make
    sure none of your meat goes to waste.
SIGN    m 0 0 l 210 0 l 210 50 l 0 50
SIGN    Discovered!
    
    Herd of Goats
SIGN    Sagara Oil Fields
SIGN    Herd of Goats
SIGN    Cedar Forest
SIGN    Mount Fuji
[09:52] Natri
    Look at this!
[09:53] Sho
    I've never seen such a detailed map.
[09:58] Ryusui
    Now do you see how much data
    you can get from the sky?
[10:01] Ryusui
    With a food map, you won't have to be
    stuck on such dreadful fish dishes...
[10:08] Alumi
    Science really is wonderful.
[10:11] Alumi
    If we have this, we might never have to
    see anyone starve to death anymore.
[10:20] Sho
    Hey, we haven't had a bad
    fishing year in a long time now.
[10:24] Turquoise
    Stop it. You're ruining dinner.
[10:35] Ryusui
    The reason Ishigami Village never grew...
[10:38] Ryusui
    The reason the survivors
    of humanity never grew...
[10:43] Ryusui
    was due to food shortages.
[10:45] Ryusui
    Am I right?
[10:47] Kohaku
    Before I was born,
    the village was a lot bigger.
[10:51] Kohaku
    But a lot of people died when
    there was a year of bad fishing,
[10:56] Kohaku
    including all of Turquoise's family.
[10:59] Kohaku
    So we were told.
[11:01] Senku
    There's only so much
    fishing that can be done.
[11:03] Senku
    If we want to grow, we'll need agriculture.
[11:07] Senku
    That, in fact, was the
    conspiracy of the plants.
[11:10] Senku
    Some even say that's how
    they enslaved humanity.
[11:16] Ryusui
    Is it humanity's goal to grow in number?
[11:19] Ryusui
    Do all living things exist to multiply?
[11:23] Ryusui
    Only God knows the answer to that.
[11:26] Ryusui
    And I don't give a rat's ass about God!
[11:28] Ryusui
    I only care about not having to see
    the tears of such beautiful women!
[11:36] Ryusui
    I'm the greediest man on Earth, you see.
[11:39] Ryusui
    We're going to search for seeds from above.
[11:42] Ryusui
    Here we go, Senku.
[11:43] Ryusui
    Agriculture!
[11:47] Senku
    Yeah, totally. Once we start agriculture,
    we'll have created a food market,
[11:51] Senku
    and your wallet's gonna explode!
SIGN    m 0 0 l 166 0 l 166 60 l 0 60
SIGN    Currency
    acquired!!
[11:56] Ryusui
    You're on to me!
[11:59] Kohaku
    I don't know if you're benevolent or evil.
[12:03] Kohaku
    Gen was pretty bad, but Ryusui's even worse.
[12:06] Senku
    He's just the greediest man on Earth.
[12:10] Senku
    I'm sure he just doesn't
    want to give up on anything.
[12:13] Senku
    For himself or for anyone else.
[12:21] Chrome
    What are you talking about?
[12:23] Chrome
    What's this weed growing by the water
    that you say Kohaku found from above?
[12:26] Senku
    Ryusui, you don't need to bark
    at me. We'll need it anyway.
[12:31] Senku
    We'll need long-lasting, light food that
    we can take to the other side of the world.
[12:35] Senku
    We're gonna have to make a crap-ton.
[12:38] Kohaku
    It's growing over there!
[12:39] Kohaku
    Golden foxtail!
[12:44] Senku
    This area's rich enough that
    a herd of goats can live here.
[12:47] Senku
    There's plenty growing on its own.
    We just need to look for it.
SIGN    m 0 0 l 96 0 l 96 30 l 0 30
SIGN    Discovered!
    
    Wheat
[12:53] Ryusui
    Wheat!
[12:58] Ryusui
    For baking!
[12:59] Senku
    Yeah.
[13:00] Senku
    From now on, we're going
    to grow our own food.
[13:05] Senku
    Grown by humanity's hand.
[13:16] Senku
    We're gonna look for the source
    of the petrification beam.
[13:19] Senku
    It's going to be a long,
    Age of Discovery-style journey.
[13:22] Senku
    We're going to need a stupid
    amount of preserved food.
[13:28] Ryusui
    I want it.
[13:29] Ryusui
    I want the ultimate preserved food...
[13:31] Ryusui
    I want bread!
[13:33] Senku
    If we don't have bread, we just
    need to make some out of wheat.
[13:55] Ryusui
    Brioche!
SIGN    Brioche!!
[13:57] Ryusui
    Sfogliatella!
SIGN    Sfogliatella!!
[13:58] Ryusui
    Pain au chocolat!
SIGN    Pain au chocolat!!
[14:00] Kohaku
    What are those?
[14:01] Kohaku
    Special attack moves?
[14:03] Kohaku
    Brioche!
SIGN    B
    r
    i
    o
    c
    h
    e
[14:05] Senku
    Who's going to make all that bougie bread?
[14:07] Senku
    I told you we're making preserved food.
[14:09] Senku
    We're making biscuits.
[14:12] Ryusui
    We can make all of it!
[14:14] Ryusui
    I'm the greediest man on Earth, after all.
[14:17] Chrome
    We don't have that much wheat.
[14:20] Ryusui
    That's why we're doing agriculture.
[14:22] Kohaku
    I like it.
[14:24] Kohaku
    We humans are going to
    use the power of science
[14:27] Kohaku
    to sow seeds and take care of plants.
[14:30] Ukyo
    Are we sowing seeds near this village?
[14:33] Senku
    It's way too mountainous here.
[14:35] Senku
    Drainage would be an issue.
[14:37] Senku
    The Kanto Plains are the way
    to go for starting crops.
[14:39] Senku
    Taiju and his gorilla team are going
    to be working their asses off.
[14:47] Big Man A
    This is my old man.
[14:49] Gen
    Really?!
[14:54] Taiju
    We have a ton of statues.
[14:56] Ginro
    Well, yeah.
[14:57] Ginro
    We've been reassembling them
    without ever reviving them.
[15:00] Magma
    Why don't we wake them all
    up and make them work?
[15:04] Nikki
    We can't just add a bunch of new people.
[15:08] Nikki
    We'll run out of food.
[15:10] Yuzuriha
    We do have to hurry, though.
[15:13] Yuzuriha
    It'll get harder to repair them
    once the cut parts get too old.
[15:16] Taiju
    Food, huh?
[15:18] Taiju
    If only I could do better
    at gathering food...
[15:22] Kohaku
    Worry not!
[15:24] Kohaku
    From this moment on, we won't merely
    be relying on Mother Nature's charity.
[15:29] Kohaku
    We're going to use our minds
    and might to make our own food!
[15:38] Yo
    Yo, I'm pretty sure we're screwed.
[15:39] Yo
    It's too hot.
[15:41] Nikki
    You're utter slobs!
[15:43] Nikki
    This is our own food we're making here!
[15:48] Yuzuriha
    I thought it might protect
    us from the sun a little.
[15:52] Yuzuriha
    I made it out of the wheat we have.
[15:54] Yuzuriha
    An agriculture spin-off.
[15:57] Gen
    This is amaze-balls, Yuzuriha-chan!
[16:00] Gen
    Is this the crown of the
    leaders of agriculture?!
[16:03] Yuzuriha
    I never said anything like that...
[16:06] Gen
    Senku-chan the science king
[16:07] Gen
    and the sailing king Ryusui-chan
    are both gone looking for oil!
[16:12] Gen
    Who's going to be the leader?
[16:14] Gen
    Who are we going to follow?
[16:16] Gen
    Obviously, it's gotta be the one
    who's the best at making food...
[16:19] Gen
    In other words, the best wheat grower!
[16:22] Yuzuriha
    Ah, it's one of those.
[16:24] Yuzuriha
    I don't know if anyone's going
    to be motivated by that.
[16:27] Yuzuriha
    Oh, yeah, I can think of two people.
SIGN    Yo's Farm
[16:50] Gen
    Oh, dear.
[16:55] Yuzuriha
    Taiju-kun...
[16:57] Nikki
    He's a problem, too, in the opposite
    way that Magma and Yo are.
[17:03] Nikki
    It's pitch black out.
[17:05] Nikki
    Resting is part of your job, Taiju.
[17:07] Taiju
    Thanks, Nikki.
[17:09] Taiju
    You don't need to worry about me, though.
[17:11] Yuzuriha
    Taiju-kun looks happy.
[17:14] Gen
    Taiju-chan's got infinite
    stamina and patience.
[17:17] Gen
    He's going to be a farming monster.
[17:20] Gen
    For real.
[17:21] Yuzuriha
    Yeah.
[17:23] Yuzuriha
    That's true, but...
[17:25] (Flashback) Big Man A
    This is my old man.
[17:29] Taiju
    My parents died when I was a kid.
[17:34] Taiju
    I'd do anything to bring my family back to life.
[17:41] Taiju
    But it won't happen.
[17:43] Taiju
    So instead, I swear I'm going to
    bring back the others' families.
[17:47] Taiju
    I'm gonna make a mountain of food
    and revive the entire world.
[17:52] Taiju
    With these tiny seeds, we can do it.
[17:55] Taiju
    Wheat and bread are where we start!
[18:04] Ginro
    It grew!
SIGN    Taiju's Farm
[18:06] Suika
    It's amazing!
[18:07] Suika
    The wheat's packed where we sowed seeds!
SIGN    Yo's Farm
[18:14] Uei
    Taiju's has grown huge...
[18:17] Magma
    Why did ours stop growing?!
[18:21] Taiju
    Oh, you've sown seeds here, too?
[18:24] Taiju
    I didn't notice. Sorry!
[18:28] Taiju
    Ground-up sea shells.
[18:30] Taiju
    I happened to remember what
    Senku taught me a long time ago.
[18:34] Taiju
    I don't know all the complicated
    science behind it,
[18:37] Taiju
    but I crushed some and spread
    them around, just in case.
[18:41] Senku
    Ah, yeah.
[18:43] Senku
    Just check the condition of the soil.
[18:46] Senku
    Wash some morning glories,
    grind them up, and soak them in paper.
[18:51] Gen
    Is this what I think it is?!
[18:53] Gen
    That thing we used in science at school?
[18:54] Gen
    Wait... What was it?
[18:56] Gen
    Like, a litmus test strip or whatever?
SIGN    Magma/Yo
SIGN    Taiju
[19:01] Taiju
    Magma and Yo's dirt made the test strip red.
[19:09] Taiju
    Mine turned purple, though.
[19:13] Senku
    You win, Taiju.
[19:15] Senku
    Wheat doesn't grow in acidic soil.
[19:18] Senku
    You don't know jack about the science,
[19:22] Senku
    but you managed to neutralize
    it with the calcium.
[19:24] Senku
    That said, we don't even know
    what variety the wheat is.
[19:28] Senku
    We would have had to resort to the
    Kingdom of Science's special move
[19:30] Senku
    of trial and error, either way.
SIGN    m 0 0 l 166 0 l 166 60 l 0 60
SIGN    Wheat crops
    acquired!!
[20:05] Suika
    Something's coming!
[20:07] Ryusui
    Impressive!
[20:08] Ryusui
    I'll buy all of it and feed everyone!
[20:11] Gen
    Hey, perfect timing.
[20:14] Gen
    Freshly grown, air-dropped wheat.
[20:17] Gen
    Not that it's done yet.
[20:22] Senku
    Good job, food king.
[20:27] Senku
    We've taken a massive
    first step toward food security,
[20:30] Senku
    solving the most critical
    problem of humanity's future.
[20:37] Senku
    Let's use this momentum to take on the world.
[20:40] Senku
    We're going to get right
    to solving the mystery
[20:43] Senku
    of the petrification and
    revive all of humanity.
[20:46] Senku
    This is going to be exhilarating!
[22:24] Senku
    Don't expect me to bake
    perfectly plump bread.
[22:27] Senku
    I'm not a professional chef.
[22:30] Ryusui
    I'm not saying this just for
    the sake of my own greed.
[22:33] Ryusui
    Quality is important.
[22:35] Ryusui
    The bread that was stocked on
    ships during the Age of Discovery
[22:39] Ryusui
    was so hard and nasty that
    they couldn't eat it until
[22:41] Ryusui
    they had nearly starved to death.
[22:43] Ryusui
    We could never call such a thing proper food.
[22:48] Senku
    All right, it's ready.
[22:51] Senku
    The stone world's first
    stone oven-baked bread!
[22:58] Kohaku
    It's like a rock!
[23:00] Kohaku
    The crumbly texture is a lot of fun.
[23:03] Turquoise
    It's coal black, but it smells pretty good!
[23:10] Ukyo
    I heard modern people's
    palates are so refined
[23:12] Ukyo
    that they sometimes die of starvation because
    they can't eat the food that they have.
[23:17] Ukyo
    They taught us that in the
    Self-Defense Force survival exercises.
[23:22] Taiju
    Senku's group might be filling up on
    their fluffy test bread right now!
[23:27] Uei
    I'm jealous, damn it!
[23:30] Ryusui
    This bread's going to kill everyone.
[23:32] Ryusui
    Am I right?
[23:33] Senku
    Yeah... We gotta fix this
    before we head out on
[23:36] Senku
    the Age of Discovery voyage to
    the other side of the planet.
[23:39] Senku
    We're gonna slap a professional chef awake!
[23:42] Ukyo
    They said, in harmony.
SIGN    Next Episode
SIGN    Greed Equals Justice
SIGN    This is a work of fiction, but the plants, animals, and production methods described are based on reality. Foraging and making things on your own accord is extremely dangerous and, in some cases, illegal. Please do not imitate without expertise.

E2 - Greed Equals Justice

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[00:01] Ryusui
    I want...
[00:03] Ryusui
    I need!
[00:04] Ryusui
    I need a professional chef!
[00:08] Chrome
    This bread Senku made is perfectly good.
[00:12] Kohaku
    It's practically a rock,
    but it goes down easy!
[00:16] Ryusui
    You lot have much to try.
[00:19] Ryusui
    True bread is unbelievable!
[00:23] Ryusui
    That's why I want a professional chef!
    We're going to slap one up!
[00:26] Senku
    We're all out of petrification
    revival fluid, though.
[00:29] Senku
    We could make some from poo,
    but it'll take a while.
[00:33] Senku
    A few months.
[00:34] Ryusui
    No! I want one now!
[00:36] Chrome
    Are you even listening to him?
[00:39] Ryusui
    Not to worry!
[00:40] Ryusui
    I'll find us one or two people's
    worth of revival fluid.
[00:45] Senku
    How? Dumbass.
[00:47] Senku
    We don't have the nitric acid we need.
[00:50] Ryusui
    About that...
[00:52] Ryusui
    I can think of some baddies
    who've been hiding some.
[00:57] Chrome
    Your face!
[00:58] Chrome
    You're obviously the baddie here!
SIGN    Greed Equals Justice
[02:40] Minami
    Hello?
[02:42] Minami
    Huh? Revival fluid?
[02:44] Minami
    Why would I have any of that?
[02:48] Ryusui
    Don't play dumb, journalass!
[02:50] Ryusui
    You were in charge of choosing
    people to revive, weren't you?
[02:55] Ryusui
    You would have plenty of opportunities
    to swipe a person's worth.
[02:59] Ryusui
    You can wake up whomever you
    want and make them talk.
[03:02] Ryusui
    The stuff's made of dreams
    if you're a journalist.
[03:05] Ryusui
    No one can escape the desire of greed.
[03:10] Ryusui
    I know, because I'm the
    greediest person in the world.
[03:13] Ryusui
    You're hiding some.
[03:16] Gen
    Seriously?!
[03:18] Gen
    You can really make that, Senku-chan?!
[03:22] Chrome
    Senku hasn't said anything.
[03:25] Senku
    Let Gen handle all the sketchy dealings.
[03:28] Gen
    He says he has the perfect gift for a
    talented reporter, Hokutozai Minami-chan...
[03:33] Gen
    in exchange for the revival fluid.
[03:36] Chrome
    Hokutozai Minami?
[03:38] Senku
    That's a badass name, journalass.
[03:42] Ryusui
    Her initials are N E W S...
[03:45] Ryusui
    "News."
[03:47] Gen
    Whisper, whisper, whisper...
[03:51] Minami
    I...
[03:53] Minami
    I want it!
[03:55] Minami
    But...
[03:56] Chrome
    Hear that? There's something she wants.
[03:58] Chrome
    Sounds like we're gonna have to
    use science to make stuff again!
[04:02] Senku
    I don't mind.
[04:05] Senku
    To want is the driving force behind science.
[04:08] Senku
    Without it, we wouldn't get anywhere.
[04:10] Senku
    Every time we make something new,
    it leads to something in the future.
[04:18] Minami
    I only have enough for a tiger cub.
[04:22] Minami
    So who are you waking up with it?
[04:25] Minami
    A three-star chef?
[04:31] Nikki
    Isn't this...
[04:32] Gen
    Ah.
[04:33] Taiju
    It's where we found Ryusui!
[04:36] Ryusui
    Francois is the one we want.
[04:39] Ryusui
    You'll find them quickly.
[04:41] Ryusui
    They were with me when I was petrified.
[04:44] Senku
    Francois?
[04:46] (Flashback) Ryusui
    Ask my butler, Francois, for a check.
[04:49] (Flashback) Ryusui
    Write any number you like on it.
[04:51] (Flashback) Ryusui
    Francois!
[04:52] Senku
    Your butler, huh, Ryusui?
[04:55] Ryusui
    Butler-slash-chef.
[04:57] Ryusui
    They made all my meals, of course,
    but they also managed all kinds of service.
[05:01] Ryusui
    They're a professional devoted
    to the art of hospitality.
[05:05] Ryusui
    Even in this primitive world,
    they'll make not just food,
[05:09] Ryusui
    but the meals that we all desire.
[05:14] Taiju
    A man?!
[05:15] Taiju
    No, a woman?!
[05:16] Yuzuriha
    Actually, we don't really know.
[05:19] Taiju
    I'm gonna excuse myself, just in case!
[05:21] Taiju
    It's only polite!
[05:23] Nikki
    Isn't Francois a male name?
[05:26] Nikki
    Ryusui wouldn't tell us.
[05:29] Yuzuriha
    I brought the clothes he asked me to.
[05:49] Francois
    I thank you kindly for everything,
    including the clothes.
[05:54] Francois
    But first...
[05:56] Francois
    Do any of you know of Nanami Ryusui-san?
[06:00] Francois
    I must find him immediately.
[06:04] Yuzuriha
    After you just woke up for the
    first time in 3,700 years?
[06:07] Yuzuriha
    Shouldn't you get some rest first?
[06:09] Ryusui
    Ryusui's doing well!
[06:11] Ryusui
    There's no need to worry.
[06:12] Francois
    Worry?
[06:13] Francois
    Unfortunately, whether I'm worried or
    not has no bearing on the situation.
[06:19] Francois
    This is my job, after all.
[06:22] Francois
    I shall be heading out now.
[06:24] Gen
    Wait, you don't even know where he is!
[06:26] Gen
    I'll come along as your guide.
[06:29] Gen
    Sheesh!
[06:29] Francois
    Thank you kindly.
[06:31] Francois
    I appreciate it.
[06:38] Gen
    Help me!
[06:43] Ukyo
    Francois?
[06:45] Ukyo
    Is that a French name?
[06:47] Ukyo
    Can they speak Japanese?
[06:49] Ryusui
    I'd never thought about it before.
[06:51] Ryusui
    They might be Japanese.
[06:53] Ryusui
    Was it Francois or Fransowa?
[06:55] Ryusui
    I don't remember their real name,
    nor do I know their gender.
[06:58] Kohaku
    Not even their gender?!
[06:59] Chrome
    You really couldn't care a little more?
[07:01] Ryusui
    I only know one thing:
[07:04] Ryusui
    Francois is the most
    desirable butler in the world.
[07:08] Ryusui
    If they're good, their background and
    gender don't matter. Am I right?
[07:12] Francois
    Pardon me, Ryusui-sama, everyone.
[07:14] Francois
    I'd like to take a look at the finished bread.
[07:17] Chrome
    They just waltzed right in!
[07:23] Chrome
    I'm dead...
[07:25] Chrome
    Two whole days... non-stop...
[07:28] Kohaku
    Don't we need to fill them in on everything?
[07:31] Ryusui
    Never mind that.
[07:33] Ryusui
    Why would Francois not have assessed
    the situation while on the way here?
[07:39] Ryusui
    And this is the bread we
    baked using our wheat!
[07:44] Ryusui
    This is bread.
[07:51] Francois
    Preparing for the worst possible scenario
    is part of my job, so allow me to ask...
[07:55] Francois
    You didn't serve this industrial
    sludge to our guests, did you?
[08:00] Ryusui
    I did!
[08:01] Kohaku
    It was pretty tasty!
[08:07] Francois
    Please tell me the purpose of our
    menu as well as the guests' requests.
[08:12] Senku
    Preserved food for a long-term voyage.
[08:15] Senku
    We want long-lasting, filling bread that's
    at least fit for human consumption.
[08:19] Francois
    Rather, how many months should it last?
[08:22] Francois
    I'd like as accurate a
    figure as you can provide.
[08:28] Ryusui
    From my experience,
[08:29] Ryusui
    the crew wouldn't last
    longer than a year at sea,
[08:32] Ryusui
    and we'd be screwed either way.
[08:34] Ryusui
    So, at most...
[08:36] Ryusui
    Ten months.
[08:38] Ryusui
    That's as long as it needs to last.
[08:39] Francois
    Ten months.
[08:41] Francois
    Understood.
[08:42] Francois
    Then I shall prepare Stollen, the goats' gift.
[08:48] Kohaku
    Stollen?
[08:51] Ukyo
    It's a sweet bread that keeps for a
    long time. It's eaten at Christmas.
[09:08] Ukyo
    This is...
[09:09] Ukyo
    Wow! It's goat butter!
[09:12] Francois
    We'll stuff it with dried
    fruit preserved in alcohol.
[09:18] Senku
    Ah-ha.
[09:19] Senku
    You're sucking out all the moisture
    using butter, salt, and dry fruit.
[09:25] Senku
    Bacteria won't grow if
    there's no moisture in it.
[09:28] Senku
    Which means it won't rot.
[09:35] Ryusui
    More speed than strength.
[09:37] Senku
    Knead it firmly.
[09:39] Francois
    Pardon me.
[09:41] Francois
    Ryusui-sama, Senku-sama,
    the nuts are falling out.
[09:44] Francois
    Those parts will no doubt be scorched!
[09:48] Senku
    You're using the upper heat and
    lower heat separately, I see.
[09:55] Francois
    Fantastic.
[09:57] Francois
    I thank you kindly.
[10:00] Francois
    It is my job to satisfy all greed
     with flawless hospitality.
[10:06] Francois
    Greed...
[10:09] Francois
    equals justice.
[10:12] Francois
    For firm breads, the first
    nine minutes are critical.
[10:18] Chrome
    There's some crazy stuff happening over here!
[10:19] Kohaku
    Indeed.
[10:21] Kohaku
    I've never smelled anything so fragrant!
[10:26] Francois
    The rising period lasts for just
    the first nine minutes of baking.
[10:31] Francois
    What matters is how much heat energy
    can be transferred into the bread.
[10:35] Francois
    That is, how airtight the oven...
[10:41] Senku
    It's stupid simple science.
[10:43] Senku
    Steam conducts energy way better than air.
SIGN    Water
[10:50] Senku
    I slammed it full of heat for you.
[10:56] Francois
    Ryusui-sama, as your butler, I pledge
    to bring back the Nanami Conglomerate.
[11:03] Francois
    In order to take on this new world,
[11:06] Francois
    we absolutely want Ishigami Senku.
[11:14] Ryusui
    That's obvious to me.
[11:16] Ryusui
    I'm the greediest person
    in the world, after all.
[11:24] Chrome
    Holy crap!
[11:26] Chrome
    What's with this bread?
[11:27] Chrome
    It's mental! It's too good!
[11:31] Ukyo
    It's making me teary-eyed.
[11:33] Ukyo
    It's the first proper modern food
    I've had in thousands of years.
[11:37] Gen
    It's like a firm madeleine.
[11:38] Gen
    I could eat it forever.
[11:41] Senku
    Yeah.
[11:42] Senku
    It's as good as bread from
    a popular modern shop.
[11:46] Senku
    It'll last to the other side of
    the planet, and it's good as hell.
[11:50] Senku
    A perfect food that I've been dying to have.
[11:53] Senku
    And we've got it now!
[11:56] Francois
    Greed equals justice.
SIGN    m 0 0 l 166 0 l 166 60 l 0 60
SIGN    Bread
    acquired!!
[12:07] Chrome
    This stuff...
[12:09] Chrome
    This stuff is way too good.
[12:10] Chrome
    This is just wrong, Francois!
[12:14] Francois
    It's nothing difficult.
[12:16] Francois
    All you need to make bread is flour.
[12:21] Francois
    Mix water and flour, and let it rest
    for several days at about 30 degrees.
[12:26] Francois
    It's summer now, so the weather's just right.
[12:28] Francois
    It'll ferment on its own and begin bubbling.
[12:32] Gen
    Huh?
[12:33] Gen
    Don't you need that, er,
    "yeast" stuff to make bread?
[12:37] Senku
    That stuff's all over the place.
[12:39] Senku
    Wheat's enough to get it growing.
[12:42] Gen
    Huh...
[12:43] Francois
    There's plenty on fruit skins, in particular.
[12:46] Francois
    It might help give it some fragrance.
[12:50] Francois
    The more water you use,
    the softer the bread will be.
[12:53] Francois
    But it'll also spoil faster.
[12:55] Francois
    So I suggest a water to flour
    ratio of about one-to-one.
[12:58] Francois
    Once we have the bread, the rest of the
    process is the same as modern breadmaking.
SIGN    Francois's Bread Class
[13:05] Francois
    Francois's Bread Class.
SIGN    Water
SIGN    Salt
[13:10] Francois
    First, add water and salt
    to flour, and then knead.
[13:17] Francois
    Let it sit for roughly an hour.
[13:20] Francois
    Ball it up again to force out any gas.
[13:22] Francois
    Make a V with your hand,
    and fold the dough over itself.
[13:26] Francois
    Then leave it for another hour.
[13:30] Francois
    Bake at 200 to 300 degrees...
[13:33] Francois
    And you're done.
[13:35] Chrome
    Oh, man!
[13:37] Chrome
    That's awesome!
[13:39] Minami
    And who do you have to thank
    for that awesome bread?
[13:45] All
    Francois.
[13:47] Minami
    Obviously not!
[13:48] Minami
    I mean, you're right, but...
[13:49] Minami
    Francois, too, but...
[13:51] Minami
    It's because I gave you that tiger
    cub's worth of revival fluid!
[13:54] Minami
    Also, I haven't forgotten what you
    promised to make me in exchange!
[14:00] Minami
    Bread's nice, but what I want most...
[14:08] Chrome
    The hell?
[14:10] Senku
    You talk out of your ass
    way too much, mentalist.
[14:14] Gen
    I was kinda just in the moment
    when I promised her, y'know?
[14:17] Gen
    You can do it, can't you, Senku-chan?
[14:19] Senku
    The work's going to be a bit intricate.
[14:22] Senku
    I'm gonna need the craftsman.
[14:25] Kohaku
    Kaseki's old.
[14:27] Kohaku
    Ishigami Village would be
    too long a walk for him.
[14:29] Kohaku
    Is it really a good idea
    to summon him so casually?
[14:32] Taiju
    I'll carry him on my back, then!
[14:35] Senku
    Oh, it's Taiju.
[14:36] Taiju
    I'll take care of it!
[14:37] Senku
    All right. Thanks.
[14:40] Kaseki
    Thankies!
[14:41] Kaseki
    You don't have to worry about me.
[14:44] Kaseki
    Senku...
[14:46] Kaseki
    Do you have any idea how
    bored I've been since you left?
[14:50] Kaseki
    Don't underestimate a craftsman.
[15:07] Senku
    It can drive up hills now
    with its dual pistons...
[15:11] All
    The Steam Gorilla II!
[15:20] Kaseki
    We had everything on hand,
    including the engine.
[15:23] All
    Your clothes!
[15:25] Kaseki
    Dapper, am I not?
[15:26] Kaseki
    I'm thinking I'll go with this look from now on.
[15:31] Kaseki
    So, what did you bring me here to make?
[15:39] All
    Your clothes!
[15:44] Senku
    Let's let craftsman Kaseki
    deal with the building.
[15:47] Senku
    We gotta focus on the science.
[15:49] Chrome
    Right!
[15:50] Senku
    This is the stuff we're
    mixing together this time.
[15:52] Senku
    Our old friend, sodium hydroxide...
[15:57] Senku
    Silver...
[15:57] Senku
    And ammonia.
[15:59] Chrome
    That's the smelly stuff we get from pee.
[16:03] Senku
    We dip this glass into the sketchy
    concoction we just made.
[16:07] Senku
    Sprinkle on just a hint of glucose...
[16:11] Senku
    And it's done.
[16:12] Chrome
    Already?!
[16:14] Chrome
    Wait, what the heck is this?!
[16:16] Chrome
    Me?!
[16:17] Chrome
    Oh, damn!
SIGN    m 0 0 l 234 0l 234 50 l 0 50
SIGN    Mirror acquired!!
[16:18] Senku
    Now we just need to wipe the front part and
    glue on some paper or carbon or whatever.
[16:23] Senku
    That'll keep the silver coating from
    coming off and make it usable.
[16:28] Ukyo
    It was a mirror that you wanted, Minami-chan?
[16:31] Chrome
    It's always your face and
    beauty with you, isn't it?
[16:36] Kaseki
    Don't be so insensitive, Chrome!
[16:38] Kaseki
    Women are all beautiful.
    Of course they take care of themselves.
[16:42] Minami
    Mirrors are important.
[16:46] Minami
    But what I really want is my work tool.
[16:49] Chrome
    Your work tool?
[16:50] Senku
    This mirror...
[16:54] Senku
    is a film.
[16:56] Chrome
    Do you mean...
[16:59] Senku
    We put the mirror into the body that
    Kaseki-sensei made and close it.
[17:04] Senku
    That means it has a dark
    room feature built in.
[17:07] Senku
    And then we bathe it in the sulfur
    steam we made from seaweed.
[17:14] Senku
    That's it for the film.
[17:18] Senku
    The daguerreotype.
[17:20] Senku
    Humanity's oldest...
[17:24] Senku
    camera.
[18:01] Minami
    That day, thousands of years ago...
[18:07] Minami
    I lost my camera forever.
[18:18] Minami
    Thank you.
[18:21] Minami
    I promise I'll use this one shot...
[18:30] Minami
    to make a record of humanity
    building civilization
[18:37] Minami
    from scratch.
[18:43] Senku
    Sure, you do that.
[18:45] Senku
    We're taking some, too. From our balloon.
[18:49] Ryusui
    I see!
[18:50] Ryusui
    Aerial photos for surveying from above!
[18:53] Senku
    It'll be ten billion times faster
    than just using our eyes.
[18:57] Senku
    That's why I made the cameras.
[19:00] Gen
    Y-You could have just said
    it was for Minami-chan.
[19:03] Gen
    You're just embarrassing her
    after that nice speech she made.
[19:07] Minami
    At least let me take the first
    picture for memory's sake!
[19:10] Gen & Ukyo
    Perfectly fair.
[19:13] Ryusui
    I'm buying the photo, model rights and all!
[19:16] Minami
    Why should the first photo be yours?!
[19:19] Ryusui
    What are you talking about?
[19:21] Ryusui
    It's a record of the beginning
    of technological civilization.
[19:26] Ryusui
    It should be Senku, obviously.
[19:28] Ryusui
    Am I right?
[19:31] Ryusui
    An exhibit at the Nanami Museum,
    representing the history of the new world.
[19:39] Francois
    You seem to misunderstand Ryusui-sama.
[19:43] Francois
    He doesn't want the glory for himself.
[19:47] Francois
    His greed isn't so tame.
[19:53] Francois
    He wants everyone to be in the spotlight,
[19:55] Francois
    and he wants all of that glory for himself.
[19:59] Francois
    And...
[20:01] Francois
    I suspected this might happen.
[20:04] Francois
    So I had Kaseki-sama bring Ryusui-sama's
    wardrobe for the shoot.
[20:10] Gen
    Just how well-prepared can you be?
[20:14] Ryusui
    That's my Francois!
[20:18] Minami
    Well, here I go.
[20:22] Ukyo
    Isn't this one of those cameras
[20:24] Ukyo
    that flips left and right?
[20:26] Senku
    Nope. It has a prism in it.
[20:29] Senku
    It's not going to invert.
[20:35] Senku
    Forget it!
[20:36] Senku
    Clothes will only get in
    the way on the balloon!
[20:38] Senku
    If you wanna take pictures, fine!
[20:40] Minami
    At least pose for me!
[20:43] Kohaku
    Senku? Pose?
[20:45] Ukyo
    I can't picture it.
[20:47] Ukyo
    Him, posing with a peace sign?
[20:49] Ukyo
    Then how about the pose taken by
    the world's most famous scientist?
[20:55] Minami
    That's it!
[21:05] Senku
    Unlike smartphones or digital cameras,
    this doesn't work instantly.
[21:11] Senku
    Fly steady, or it's going
    to be blurry as hell.
[21:15] Ryusui
    I'm the king of the wind. Don't forget that.
[21:30] Ryusui
    I'll find us that oil in no time!
[21:39] Chrome
    According to Senku, we cook it in mercury.
[21:43] Chrome
    Then we put in the "fixing solution"
    made from sulfur, and...
[21:52] Kaseki
    Senku's standing on the board!
[21:55] Chrome
    What's up with this pose, anyway?
[21:58] Minami
    You'd need to be a modern
    person to know the reference.
[22:02] Minami
    That's the pose of the world's
    most famous scientist.
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SIGN    This is a work of fiction, but the plants, animals, and production methods described are based on reality. Foraging and making things on your own accord is extremely dangerous and, in some cases, illegal. Please do not imitate without expertise.

E3 - First Contact

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[00:30] Kohaku
    The oil search is going a lot faster
    with the birth of the camera.
[00:36] Kaseki
    Good job, my adorable little cameras!
[00:39] Kaseki
    With just our eyes, Kohaku-chan,
    we were entirely dependent on you.
[00:48] Gen
    Hey, ground search team, howdy do?
[00:51] Gen
    There's a suspicious blur just past
[00:54] Gen
    the big river beyond Mount Fuji.
[00:59] Gen
    Okies, thanks for checking it out.
[01:01] Chrome
    Gotcha, we're on it.
[01:08] Senku
    We're going to take ten billion aerial
    photos by the time winter arrives.
[01:13] Senku
    There's no finding jack once
    everything's covered in snow.
[01:18] Ryusui
    We'll find it by then.
[01:21] Ryusui
    The black jewel sleeping
    in the ground... Oil!
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[03:18] Chrome
    Where the hell is the oil?
[03:24] Chrome
    Ow!
[03:28] Chrome
    Chestnuts...
[03:33] Kaseki
    These aerial photos are great
    for overwintering prep!
[03:38] Ruri
    We're deep into fall now.
[03:40] Ruri
    The season of harvest.
[03:46] Taiju
    It grew in just a few months!
[03:48] Taiju
    Wheat is amazing!
[03:51] Nikki
    No wonder it was chosen
    as a staple worldwide.
[03:53] Ginro
    It's a buffet!
[04:13] Yo
    F-Farming is back torture.
[04:16] Taiju
    Not to worry, Yo!
[04:18] Taiju
    Leave the rest to me!
[04:19] Taiju
    I'm still good to keep going!
[04:20] Maguma
    You're the only one with
    infinite strength, idiot.
[04:25] Kinro
    The yields from agriculture are orders
    of magnitude more than from hunting.
[04:28] Kinro
    So is what it takes out of you.
[04:30] Yuzuriha
    I can see why they didn't bother with
    it until there were more people.
[04:37] Ryusui
    Now that we, humanity,
    have acquired a staple crop,
[04:40] Ryusui
    it's time to open the
    three-star Francois restaurant!
[04:45] Francois
    Understood.
[04:47] Francois
    I'll begin developing the menu immediately.
[04:50] Francois
    Allow me to peruse the aerial
    photos for ingredient reference.
[04:53] Senku
    Not a bad idea.
[04:55] Senku
    People are a bit done from the
    insane amount of work we have now.
[04:59] Senku
    You can't get muscles to work
    just through inspiration.
[05:03] Senku
    Work is science.
[05:05] Senku
    And the gasoline for humans
    is food, after all.
[05:08] Senku
    Ideally, something that gets us plenty
    of protein and preserves well...
[05:12] Ryusui
    Insanely delicious high-end gourmet cooking!
[05:15] Ryusui
    Let's see...
[05:16] Ryusui
    Truffles? Caviar? Foie gras?
[05:19] Gen
    No way. None of that's ever happening.
[05:21] Gen
    We don't even have the ingredients.
[05:26] Ryusui
    "Not possible"?
[05:27] Ryusui
    I've never heard those words
    come out of Francois's mouth.
[05:32] Ryusui
    Just watch.
[05:34] Francois
    High-end gourmet protein that preserves well.
[05:39] Francois
    Understood.
[05:41] Francois
    Then the dish to be prepared is
    boar rillettes with black truffle.
[05:46] Gen
    T-Truffle?!
[05:48] Francois
    And, thinking this might happen,
    I've summoned the help
[05:52] Francois
    of the learned expert
    most knowledgeable of
[05:54] Francois
    the flora and fauna
    surrounding Ishigami Village.
[05:58] Chrome
    Learned...
[06:00] Kohaku
    ...expert?
[06:08] Suika
    Long time no see, everyone!
[06:11] Kohaku
    Suika!
[06:12] Gen
    Seriously, they're way too well-prepared.
[06:15] Ryusui
    That's Francois.
[06:25] Suika
    Let's see...
[06:27] Suika
    It's hard to tell what this
    long, stretchy blob is,
[06:30] Suika
    but it looks like it's rubbing
    its body against a branch.
[06:33] Suika
    I'm just guessing, but it might be a boar.
[06:50] Ryusui
    Boar meat!
[06:53] Gen
    So, meat aside, what do
    we do about the truffles?
[06:57] Gen
    They're so expensive that they're
    called "black diamonds."
[07:01] Francois
    You can find truffles growing in
    any ordinary forest around here.
[07:04] Francois
    Even in Japan.
[07:05] Gen
    Are you serious?!
[07:07] Kohaku
    I see, black mushrooms.
[07:11] Kohaku
    I spotted boars in aerial photos.
[07:13] Kohaku
    Is this a photo from that area, too?
[07:15] Kohaku
    With my eyesight...
[07:18] Ukyo
    I don't know if you're going to
    see mushrooms in an aerial photo.
[07:21] Chrome
    It's not even a matter of eyesight.
[07:24] Gen
    Who knows?
[07:25] Gen
    Kohaku-chan might pull it off.
[07:29] Gen
    It's true that she has ridiculous eyesight...
[07:33] Gen
    But maybe the real reason
    her eyes are so stupid-good
[07:37] Gen
    is because she has the
    observational skills of someone
[07:40] Gen
    who's lived their entire life in the wild.
[07:45] Kohaku
    I found them.
[07:47] Kohaku
    Black diamonds.
[07:50] Senku
    There's no way you're seeing
    mushrooms in that blurry-ass photo.
[07:54] Kohaku
    What is this black splotch, then?
[07:56] Chrome
    Now that you mention it, it's suspicious.
[07:59] Gen
    Proportionally, this looks about
    the size of a puddle, I think.
[08:06] Ryusui
    Could it be...
[08:08] Senku
    The black jewel seeping up to the surface...
[08:13] Senku
    This discovery's worth its weight in gold!
[08:17] Senku
    It's the super rare treasure trove
    we've been looking for this whole time!
[08:21] Senku
    The Sagara Oil Fields!
[08:29] Senku
    The photo's too blurry to
    tell where exactly it is.
[08:34] Ryusui
    Not a problem!
[08:35] Chrome
    We can narrow it down by
    splitting up on the ground!
[08:46] Francois
    Our task is to help
[08:48] Francois
    provide strength to the searchers by
    pampering them at a so-called restaurant.
[08:52] Suika
    We still haven't found our black
    diamond, the truffles, though.
[08:57] Francois
    Not to worry, Suika-sama.
[08:59] Francois
    The boars know what the
    black jewels smell like.
[09:09] Francois
    I'm not very knowledgeable about science,
[09:11] Francois
    but there's a famous anecdote that's
    common knowledge to any chef:
[09:15] Francois
    The scent of truffles has the same
    composition as boar love pheromones.
[09:20] Francois
    Because of that, they can root out
    truffles that are in the ground.
[09:27] Uribou
    Ooh! I found something!
[09:29] Uribou
    It's mine now!
[09:33] Francois
    Yup, here we go.
[09:36] Francois
    This is why we stopped using
    boars and pigs for hunting truffles.
[09:41] Suika
    It'll be okay, Francois!
[09:44] Suika
    Leave this to the Great Detective
    Duo, Suika and Chalk!
[09:53] Suika
    We just need my dog, Chalk, to go
    after the same scent along the ground.
[10:09] Chrome
    It's no use...
[10:11] Chrome
    Damn it, if only the photos were
    just a little more clear...
[10:16] Gen
    This is harsh.
[10:18] Gen
    Seriously.
[10:20] Ukyo
    We're looking for a puddle
    in this vast forest.
[10:24] Ukyo
    We need more hints.
[10:26] Kohaku
    Once it snows, any puddle
    will vanish without a trace.
[10:31] Kohaku
    We'll have to find it first,
[10:32] Kohaku
    or all we've accomplished so
    far will have been for nothing.
[10:37] Senku
    There's only so much my brain's good for.
[10:40] Senku
    I must be missing something...
[10:42] Senku
    Some hilariously large hint.
[10:44] Senku
    Somewhere around here in my hippocampus.
[10:47] (Flashback) Francois
    Then the dish to be prepared is
    boar rillettes with black truffle.
[10:51] (Flashback) Gen
    What do we do about the truffles?
[10:53] (Flashback) Gen
    They're so expensive that they're
    called "black diamonds."
[10:55] Kohaku
    I spotted boars in aerial photos.
[10:58] Kohaku
    Is this a photo from that area, too?
[10:59] (Flashback) Suika
    We still haven't found our black
    diamond, the truffles, though.
[11:03] Francois
    Not to worry, Suika-sama.
[11:05] Francois
    The boars know what the
    black jewels smell like.
[11:09] (Flashback) Francois
    The boars know what they smell like.
[11:13] Senku
    The boars!
[11:16] Senku
    That's how the Sagara Oil Fields
    were discovered in 1872.
[11:20] Gen
    I don't think anyone knows
    anything about that.
[11:24] Senku
    Wild boars love playing in the mud.
[11:28] Senku
    But they came across this
    boar that reeked of oil.
[11:33] Senku
    They were like, "What the hell?" So they
    set it loose and followed it, and...
[11:39] Suika
    We found the truffles, so we can make
    the dishes for the restaurant now!
[11:43] Francois
    Let's get started immediately.
[11:45] Francois
    First, we'll simmer the
    boar meat for the rillette.
[11:51] Francois
    This boar has a strange scent of oil.
[11:55] Senku
    Don't simmer him!
[12:06] Suika
    We want you to take us to where
    you were playing in the mud.
[12:10] Suika
    To where the black jewel, oil, is.
[12:13] Sagara
    Goink!
[12:20] Chrome
    Oh, man...
[12:21] Chrome
    She's already tamed it!
[12:23] Suika
    Thank you, Sagara!
[12:26] Kohaku
    Sagara?
[12:27] Kohaku
    You gave that boar a name?
[12:29] Senku
    It's our food, you know.
[12:31] Suika
    You gotta start with a name
    if you want to make friends.
[12:56] Kohaku
    This is definitely it.
[12:58] Kohaku
    The mysterious black puddle
    I saw in the aerial photo.
[13:09] Chrome
    Senku, what are you...
[13:17] Suika
    The dark mud water is burning,
    even though it's water!
[13:20] Kohaku
    And this is the power we're
    using to move the boat, right?
[13:23] Senku
    Yeah.
[13:25] Senku
    Humanity, even in this new world,
    has acquired oil, the king of resources.
[13:32] Senku
    We've discovered the Sagara Oil Fields!
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    acquired!!
[13:46] Suika
    You did a big thing, Sagara!
[13:50] Suika
    But Francois is going to cook you now...
[13:55] Senku
    Francois.
[13:58] Senku
    Let's hear it from the chef.
[14:01] Senku
    Should we eat that boar?
[14:06] Francois
    No.
[14:07] Francois
    It smells of oil. It's unfit for consumption.
[14:09] Francois
    The smell is soaked in.
[14:11] Senku
    You heard them.
[14:13] Senku
    Take it, leave it, it's up to you.
[14:17] Suika
    Thank goodness!
[14:19] Suika
    We can be friends!
[14:22] Senku
    Gotta reward people for their
    accomplishments, or it won't improve morale.
[14:27] Ukyo
    You're right.
[14:28] Ukyo
    But is that really your reason?
[14:30] Senku
    What else would it be?
[14:44] Senku
    Let's get right to an oil test.
[14:47] Gen
    Is this...
[14:48] Senku
    A motorboat.
[14:50] Senku
    Oh, did you mean the engine?
[14:54] Senku
    It's a Stirling engine.
[14:56] Senku
    Remember the Stirling refrigerator
    we made to freeze Tsukasa?
[14:59] Senku
    The thing that creates a temperature
    difference when you pump a piston?
[15:02] Senku
    I'm just using it in reverse.
[15:03] Gen
    No, not that.
[15:05] Senku
    Working an engine using a
    temperature difference is...
[15:05] Gen
    I'm not asking about the engine.
[15:09] Ryusui
    With this boat, we can finally set out.
[15:12] Ryusui
    To the sea!
[15:14] Senku
    Depending on the quality of
    the Sagara Oil Fields, anyway.
[15:17] Gen
    Is it really safe to put
    this in? Are you sure?
[15:24] Taiju
    Hey, it's the love potion!
[15:26] Taiju
    Are you in love with someone, Senku?
[15:29] Senku
    Love potion?
[15:31] Gen
    What are you talking about, Taiju-chan?
[15:33] Taiju
    You made some for me that day, remember?
[15:37] Taiju
    So that I would have the confidence
    to confess to Yuzuriha.
[15:40] Taiju
    That last moment before we were petrified.
[15:44] (Flashback) Senku
    A drug that'll stimulate your
    pheromone output to the max.
[15:47] (Flashback) Senku
    A love potion, if you will.
[15:49] (Flashback) Senku
    Take this, and you're set,
    ten billion percent.
[15:57] Senku
    I did! I said that!
[15:58] Senku
    I told you it was a love potion!
[16:00] Senku
    You still believe that, you meathead?!
[16:02] Senku
    That was gasoline!
[16:04] Taiju
    What?! It was?!
[16:08] Senku
    If you think it smells the same
    with no prior knowledge,
[16:13] Senku
    it must be true.
[16:15] Senku
    The oil from the Sagara Oil Fields has
    the same five-to-twelve carbon content,
[16:18] Senku
    that of high-quality gasoline,
[16:20] Senku
    that I made from a plastic
    bottle cap that day.
[16:27] Ryusui
    Which means, Senku, the last thing you
    made using science in the old world
[16:32] Ryusui
    was gasoline.
[16:36] Ryusui
    And just this moment, we,
    in the new world, have caught up.
[16:41] Ryusui
    And now we're going to exceed that!
[16:50] Senku
    We're going! Everyone on board!
[16:57] Chrome
    Holy crap, it's freaking fast!
[17:00] Ryusui
    We're finally leaving Japan!
[17:03] Ryusui
    To a new world not yet touched by humanity!
[17:06] Ryusui
    To the open seas!
[17:07] Ryusui
    With a ship of science!
[17:16] Chrome
    Damn, the coast's already gone!
[17:21] Ryusui
    The horizon is only a few kilometers ahead.
[17:25] Chrome
    I've never been surrounded by the sea.
[17:30] Chrome
    It's lonely, like we're
    the only ones in this world.
[17:36] Ukyo
    Yup.
[17:37] Ukyo
    I did know in my head that
    70% of the world is water.
[17:42] Chrome
    I don't even know where we came from anymore.
[17:45] Chrome
    Are you sure we can get back home?
[17:47] Chrome
    And we're going hundreds of times
    farther when we hit the ocean, right?
[17:51] Chrome
    This is insane.
[17:53] Ryusui
    Not to worry.
[17:55] Ryusui
    We have our sextant!
[17:57] Gen
    Didn't you say it's trash quality?
[17:59] Senku
    Yeah.
[18:00] Senku
    We're betting all of our lives on it.
[18:03] Senku
    We want ten billion percent
    accurate coordinates.
[18:08] Gen
    Well, sure, we want that, but what are you making now, Senku-chan?
[18:14] Senku
    We're making a GPS.
[18:16] Ukyo
    G...
[18:17] Ryusui
    P...
[18:18] Gen
    S?!
[18:20] Senku
    Yeah.
[18:21] Senku
    It's in car navigation systems
    and phones and stuff.
[18:23] Senku
    It uses satellites to estimate your position.
[18:27] Chrome
    Car navigation?
[18:28] Chrome
    Satellites?
[18:29] Gen
    There's no way we're making satellites!
[18:31] Senku
    Obviously!
[18:33] Senku
    That's why we're using a massive
    land-based radio beacon.
[18:45] Ryusui
    We'll use the power of the water wheel,
    which is way more powerful than a battery.
[18:47] Ryusui
    to unleash the full potential
    of the cell phone!
[18:50] Suika
    Switch on!
[19:01] Senku
    Testing radio beacon.
[19:04] Senku
    Though we're depending on Ukyo-sama,
    our resident sonar operator.
[19:11] Senku
    We'll spin the antenna around randomly
    and get a rough estimate of our position
[19:15] Senku
    from the direction of the
    signal and its distance.
[19:17] Ukyo
    I love how analog and DIY
    the last part of it is.
[19:22] Ruri
    Can you tell which direction
    you're going from out on the sea?
[19:27] Chrome
    Yeah, perfectly!
[19:29] Ginro
    Ahem.
[19:31] Ginro
    Ruri-chwan.
[19:34] Ginro
    Remember that first phone
    call between you and Chrome?
[19:37] Ginro
    Chrome chickened out and
    couldn't tell you how he felt.
[19:41] (Flashback) Chrome
    Did you see that, Ruri?
    Pretty awesome, right?!
[19:43] (Flashback) Chrome
    Science is insane!
[19:47] Ginro
    So why don't you make the move this
    time, calling for the first time overseas?
[19:54] Ginro
    There's nothing wrong with the girl
    being the one to share her feelings.
[19:59] Ruri
    F-Feelings?
[20:02] Ruri
    What might you be talking about?
[20:15] Ruri
    Chrome...
[20:19] Ruri
    Everyone's...
[20:23] Gen
    Ah-ha, the famous trope!
[20:25] Gen
    Radio noise right when it's getting good.
[20:29] Ukyo
    It's not noise.
[20:33] Ukyo
    Why?
[20:34] Ukyo
    There's suddenly a powerful
    signal coming from somewhere.
[20:38] Ukyo
    It's so saturated, I can't even
    tell where it's coming from.
[20:43] Ryusui
    Plasma or something?
[20:44] Ukyo
    No.
[20:46] Ukyo
    It's not a natural phenomenon.
[20:48] Ukyo
    It's deliberate.
[20:50] Ukyo
    They're clearly using our
    frequency on purpose.
[20:54] Senku
    Which means someone must
    have noticed when we fired off
[20:58] Senku
    that powerful signal from our beacon.
[21:00] Chrome
    Wait, what do you mean, "someone"?
[21:04] Ryusui
    If someone else has revived,
    they would have already...
[21:13] Gen
    Wait a second...
[21:15] Gen
    Is this Morse code?
[21:18] Senku
    It's a message to us.
[21:23] Gen
    It's repeating the same signal over and over.
[21:28] Gen
    Um...
[21:29] Gen
    Is that a W?
[21:31] Gen
    H...
[21:33] Gen
    Huh?
[21:35] Gen
    W H Y.
[21:37] Chrome
    Huh?
[21:39] Gen
    Why?
[21:41] Gen
    "Why?"
[21:43] Skeleton
    Why, why, why, why?!
[21:53] Senku
    Hey.
[21:55] Senku
    Are you the mastermind behind
    humanity's petrification?
[22:04] Senku
    We finally meet.
[22:07] Senku
    I've been waiting 3,700 years for this.
[22:11] Senku
    This is exhilarating!
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SIGN    This is a work of fiction, but the plants, animals, and production methods described are based on reality. Foraging and making things on your own accord is extremely dangerous and, in some cases, illegal. Please do not imitate without expertise.

E4 - Eyes of Science

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[00:03] Suika
    Wh-Wh-Who is this mysterious
    person talking to us?!
[00:08] Ruri
    Maybe there's another group of
    survivors far beyond the ocean.
[00:13] Yo
    It's probably a distress signal, isn't it?
[00:15] Yo
    From a drifting vessel that happened
    to pick up our radio signal.
[00:18] Nikki
    Their message would be
    "SOS" or "Hello," then.
[00:20] Nikki
    Why are they spamming "Why?"
[00:22] Nikki
    "Why" is what we want to know.
SIGN    Kingdom of Science War Room
[00:25] Taiju
    We won't find any answers
    just thinking about it.
[00:27] Taiju
    Let's leave Senku's team to do their work
    and keep doing what we can on our end!
[00:31] Taiju
    Time to get to work!
[00:33] Francois
    I absolutely agree, Taiju-sama.
[00:35] Kohaku
    Indeed.
[00:36] Kohaku
    Too many chefs spoil the broth.
[00:39] Kohaku
    We ought to leave the people in
    the meeting to decide what to do.
[00:45] Kohaku
    The five most clever people
    in the Kingdom of Science...
[00:52] Kohaku
    Our generals.
[00:54] Kohaku
    Wait, I'm not sure about Chrome.
[00:57] Kohaku
    He's smart, but he's too goofy.
[01:00] Chrome
    I'm not goofy!
[01:02] Kohaku
    Case in point.
[01:04] Ruri
    Now I'm worried.
SIGN    Eyes of Science
[02:42] Ukyo
    Let's go over what's happened so far.
[02:47] Ukyo
    One day, a beam of light
    washed over the planet
[02:51] Ukyo
    and turned all of humanity into stone.
[02:55] Ukyo
    Of course, there was no such
    technology back in the day, either.
[03:00] Ukyo
    3,700 years had passed when Senku
    woke himself up from petrification.
[03:07] Ryusui
    I thought it was Why-Man who was behind it.
[03:10] Ukyo
    "Why-Man" is the name
    we're giving him, huh?
[03:12] Ryusui
    But there's no way he would
    have been alive for 3,700 years.
[03:17] Ryusui
    Unless...
[03:19] Ryusui
    he petrified himself with the rest of us.
[03:22] Chrome
    Just a second.
[03:24] Chrome
    I got pissed a second ago, too, but are
    we even sure Why-Man is an enemy?
[03:30] Chrome
    Isn't there a chance he's on our side?
[03:32] Senku
    It's not that there isn't.
[03:33] Senku
    It's that there's no need to
    consider that possibility.
[03:37] Senku
    If he's on our side, we'll just
    have over-prepared. Big whoop.
[03:42] Gen
    Though, I'm sure they don't
    appreciate us, for sure.
[03:47] Gen
    I mean...
[03:48] (Flashback) Senku
    Are you the mastermind?
[03:50] Gen
    He ignored Senku's attempt
    to goad them into fessing up.
[03:53] Gen
    The "WHY" signal stopped, and he's
    been radio silent ever since.
[03:58] Ukyo
    An unidentified, unseen enemy who may be
    anywhere and could come from anywhere.
[04:04] Ukyo
    This is absolutely brutal.
[04:07] Senku
    That's it!
[04:11] Senku
    That makes things a lot simpler.
[04:14] Senku
    We're going to see the unseen...
[04:16] Senku
    with the eyes of science.
[04:19] Senku
    A conical flask?
[04:23] Kohaku
    We're going to see the enemy through this?
[04:25] Gen
    Nah, that can't be it.
[04:27] Senku
    We are.
[04:28] Kohaku
    I was right?!
[04:29] Senku
    I've got work for you, power team!
[04:33] Senku
    We're using this sphalerite that we mined
    out of Chrome's treasure cave of treasures.
[04:40] Chrome
    Oh, yeah, I remember gathering those.
[04:43] Senku
    We're gonna bash the—
[04:52] Gen
    Powdered instantly!
[04:53] Senku
    ...bash the hell out of them.
[04:56] Senku
    Dissolve it in water and throw it in
    the flask, and it'll stick to the glass.
[05:02] Senku
    Fluorescent paint!
[05:03] Kaseki
    And now we do the usual.
[05:06] Kaseki
    We're basically making a giant vacuum
    tube out of this conical flask!
[05:11] Kaseki
    Piece of cake!
[05:15] Ryusui
    I still have no idea what this is.
[05:19] Suika
    We might know if we turn it on.
[05:22] Suika
    Boop.
[05:28] Senku
    Just like with the vacuum tube,
[05:30] Senku
    we use electrodes to accelerate
    electrons emitted by heat...
[05:35] Electron
    Electron beam!
[05:37] Senku
    Slam them into the bottom of the flask,
    and a point at the bottom lights up.
[05:44] Senku
    And we have ourselves a display.
SIGN    m 0 0 l 188 0 l 188 70 l 0 70
SIGN    Cathode ray tubes acquired!!
[05:49] Senku
    I've been getting them ready so we
    could make a display for the GPS.
[05:54] Senku
    That was dead easy, huh?
[05:56] Gen
    This is a display?
[05:58] Gen
    It just looks like a dot.
[06:00] Yo
    Maybe Senku's finally lost it
[06:03] Yo
    from making so much complicated stuff.
[06:05] Senku
    We're nudging the beam around
    to turn the dot into an image.
[06:09] Senku
    We do it at a precise rate,
    from left to right, top to bottom.
[06:14] Senku
    That's how the cathode ray tube would
    make an image in the good ol' days.
[06:20] Chrome
    How are we supposed to move
    the beam around so precisely?
[06:24] Senku
    We're calling upon the power of the crystal.
[06:30] Yo
    Now he's saying we're using a
    crystal ball to see the enemy.
[06:34] Yo
    I'm pretty sure he's wack.
[06:36] Senku
    Nah, I've still got my
    mind intact, just barely.
[06:39] Senku
    Crystals have legit magic powers.
[06:43] Gen
    Huh? We're talking science, right?
[06:46] Senku
    Ten billion percent science.
[06:50] Senku
    Apply voltage to a sheet
    of crystal, and it vibrates.
[06:54] Senku
    At a ridiculously precise tempo, too.
[06:56] Senku
    We shoot the magically clean wave of
    electricity coming from the two crystals'
[07:02] Senku
    incredibly precise vibrations
    at a sandwich of two sheets...
[07:05] Electron
    Curve!
[07:06] Senku
    And the electron beam passing
    between them makes a perfect curve.
[07:12] Mirai
    The dot grew sideways!
[07:14] Suika
    It opened up and turned into a perfect line!
[07:17] Mirai
    I guess that means we have a crystal TV?
[07:21] Chrome
    Crystals are awesome! That much I get!
[07:24] Ruri
    So much power from just one rock...
[07:27] Ruri
    The laws of nature are so mystical!
[07:31] Senku
    Yeah.
[07:32] Senku
    And we gratefully ask it to let
    us use it for our purposes.
[07:36] Senku
    That's what science is about.
[07:40] Senku
    Now we just need to do the vertical curve.
[07:43] Senku
    All we have to do is connect the radio
    antenna to the top-bottom sandwich.
[07:51] Ukyo
    I see!
[07:53] Ukyo
    I recognize this!
[07:57] Ukyo
    I'm a sonar operator... I should
    have known from the beginning!
[08:02] Ukyo
    Seeing an unseen enemy...
[08:04] Ukyo
    With the eyes of science.
[08:09] Ryusui
    A radar!
[08:12] Senku
    We just have to swap the
    antenna out with a microphone,
[08:15] Senku
    and we have an underwater sonar.
[08:18] Senku
    Ukyo, this is your territory.
[08:22] Ukyo
    GPS, radar, sonar...
[08:25] Ukyo
    It's becoming an actual science vessel.
[08:29] Senku
    I told you.
[08:30] Senku
    Humanity's strongest weapon is information.
[08:35] Senku
    We're flushing you out, Why-Man.
[08:37] Senku
    Whether you're on land,
    in the sky, or in the water...
[08:43] Senku
    After all, the first thing you said when
    you saw us moving around was "Why?"
[08:49] Senku
    You have something to do with
    the petrification, don't you?
[08:57] Chrome
    We can use the bendy shape
    to see inside the water, huh?
[09:00] Chrome
    This last, flat part is
    the ocean floor, right?
[09:03] Chrome
    So then, what's this zig-zag
    piece halfway across?
[09:09] Chrome
    Senku! Ukyo!
[09:11] Chrome
    There's something in the water!
[09:13] Chrome
    A ton of them!
[09:18] Ukyo
    Nice, Chrome.
[09:22] Senku
    Half of the reason I wanted
    a sonar was for him.
[09:27] Senku
    It's going to be a stupid-long voyage
    to the other side of the planet.
[09:31] Senku
    We're going to need to find food locally.
[09:41] Ukyo
    We can use it as a fish finder, too.
[09:50] Chrome
    Massive haul!
SIGN    m 0 0 l 190 0 l 190 60 l 0 60
SIGN    Radar and sonar
    acquired!!
[10:02] Ryusui
    We've gotten ourselves radar and sonar!
[10:05] Ryusui
    We're going to use the eyes of science to
    sprint to the opposite side of the planet
[10:08] Ryusui
    and find the mysterious enemy, Why-Man!
[10:12] Senku
    Yeah, we've got a lot to thank Why-Man for.
[10:15] Senku
    We didn't even know what we
    were looking for until now.
[10:21] Senku
    Thanks to him getting himself involved,
[10:25] Senku
    we can finally close in on the
    truth behind the petrification.
[10:29] Gen
    You sure are enjoying this.
[10:33] Ukyo
    All when the enemy could come for us, too.
[10:35] Ukyo
    If Why-Man's creepy message
    was meant to be a threat,
[10:39] Ukyo
    it's funny how much of an
    opposite effect it's had.
[10:43] Ukyo
    It doesn't work on Senku's type.
[10:47] Gen
    Yeah, you're right.
[10:49] Gen
    That's the kind of person Senku-chan is.
[10:56] Suika
    I've never seen so many fish!
[11:00] Francois
    With the fish finder and the bread,
    we've overcome the food issue aboard the ship.
SIGN    Restaurant
    Francois
[11:19] Kohaku
    It's so strange...
[11:20] Kohaku
    We can catch all the fish we want
    if we look at the water through this.
[11:23] Kohaku
    Radar and sonar are incredible.
[11:26] Ryusui
    Yup.
[11:26] Ryusui
    Whether it's the sea at night
    or the sky through the clouds,
[11:29] Ryusui
    it'll see right through anything.
[11:33] Ginro
    See right through...
[11:34] Chrome
    ...anything?
[11:36] Ginro
    See through anything using radar?
[11:38] Ginro
    Does that mean, and I'm just
    asking, what about clothes?
[11:40] Ginro
    Like, girls'...
[11:41] Ginro
    No, I mean, I'm just asking for science.
[11:43] Ginro
    I'm interested in science now.
[11:45] Kohaku
    Unbelievably filthy.
[11:46] Kinro
    Ginro, you...
[11:47] Senku
    I guess an X-ray would be the closest thing.
[11:50] Senku
    You'd see through more
    than just clothes, though.
[11:51] Chrome
    See through anything with radar...
[11:53] Ginro
    Oh, come on!
[11:54] Ginro
    Chrome's thinking the same thing!
[11:57] Kaseki
    No way!
[11:58] Kaseki
    When Chrome's like that, he's coming
    up with some fun new project.
[12:03] Kaseki
    Not that I know what, exactly.
[12:05] Senku
    What are your thoughts as
    an expert in the field?
[12:09] Ukyo
    I think the biggest issue
    is the radar's output.
[12:12] Ukyo
    We're going to need more than batteries.
[12:14] Senku
    Don't worry.
[12:15] Senku
    We're going to pack the ship
    with a bunch of huge-ass engines
[12:18] Senku
    and generate a ton of power.
[12:22] Kaseki
    That'll be a pain in the butt to make!
[12:23] Kaseki
    I can't wait!
[12:27] Kaseki
    So are the engines the last
    step in building the ship?
[12:31] Senku
    Yeah.
[12:33] Senku
    But there's a bit of a problem.
[12:36] Senku
    Now that we're talking about
    huge-ass steel machines,
[12:40] Senku
    we're going to need a lot more
    than just a research lab.
[12:43] Senku
    We're venturing into industrial scale.
[12:46] Senku
    We're going to need a stupid
    amount of steel and oil.
[12:53] Suika
    We're running out of iron sand.
[12:56] Kohaku
    There's only so much we can
    scoop up from the river.
SIGN    Restaurant
    Francois
[13:01] Chrome
    See through everything using radar...
[13:03] Chrome
    The sky, the sea...
[13:05] Chrome
    In that case, couldn't we see through
    the dirt to find iron and whatever else?
[13:12] Chrome
    What's the thing that releases radio
    waves or magnetic waves or whatever?
[13:15] Chrome
    This windy coil thing...
[13:17] Chrome
    This connects to the radar screen.
[13:21] Chrome
    Whatever, let's give this a shot.
[13:26] Chrome
    Let's try putting it close to the rocks.
[13:34] Kohaku
    Where has Chrome vanished to?
[13:36] Suika
    He darted off looking really happy.
[13:40] Suika
    He was like, "Oh, crap! This could work!"
[13:47] Chrome
    This place takes me back.
[13:53] (Flashback) Senku
    And so the god of lightning descends.
[13:57] Chrome
    It's the bald mountain
[13:59] Chrome
    where Kohaku, Senku, and the rest
    of us captured lightning together!
[14:03] Chrome
    This rock reacts to radar.
[14:06] Chrome
    It's where magnetic metals are born!
[14:10] (Flashback) Chrome
    This crazy rock that I happened
    to find on a bald mountain!
[14:15] Chrome
    Try to remember...
[14:16] Chrome
    Where did I find it when
    I walked here on foot?
[14:20] Chrome
    That's where I'll find it, underground!
[14:39] Chrome
    It moved.
[14:40] Chrome
    It moved a tiny bit, didn't it?!
[14:42] Chrome
    No, it definitely did!
[14:45] Chrome
    All right, let's go!
[14:47] Chrome
    Underground Radar Taketsutsu-o-matic!
[14:56] Chrome
    Crap, this is hard, but it's so fun!
[15:00] Chrome
    It feels like serious treasure hunting!
[15:10] Chrome
    Yes!
[15:16] Chrome
    Senku!
[15:25] Senku
    That's a metal detector.
[15:27] Senku
    Though, since it's electromagnetic, I guess
    you could call it an underground radar.
[15:31] Senku
    The coil interacts with magnetism.
[15:33] Senku
    Put it near magnetite, and it'll put
    out a crap-ton of induced current.
[15:37] Senku
    Resource King Chrome, you know what
    you found with your legs and science?
[15:43] Senku
    You found an iron deposit.
SIGN    m 0 0 l 168 0 l 168 60 l 0 60
SIGN    Mine
    acquired!!
[16:04] Kinro
    Look at him, being all smug.
[16:06] Kohaku
    Don't give him too much praise.
    He'll never come off his high horse.
[16:11] Chrome
    Relax.
[16:12] Chrome
    I'm not being smug.
[16:14] Chrome
    It's just that when you have
    some idea of how things work,
[16:18] Chrome
    and the science turns out to be dead-on...
[16:22] Chrome
    Crap, it's too fun!
[16:27] Senku
    Yeah, you're right.
[16:28] Senku
    Though it doesn't happen all that often.
[16:32] Kohaku
    This is quite the haul, though.
[16:35] Senku
    I told you, it's the beginning
    of the Industrial Age.
[16:39] Senku
    We're going to need orders
    of magnitude more resources.
[16:43] Yo
    Holy hell!
[16:46] Yo
    This is totally impossible!
[16:49] Chrome
    Oh, right.
[16:51] Chrome
    We hadn't thought about how we're
    going to carry it all the way back.
[16:54] Chrome
    This stuff's so heavy.
[16:57] Kohaku
    You're right.
[16:59] Kohaku
    It's hard enough carrying
    it through this cave.
SIGN    Oil Fields
SIGN    Mines
SIGN    Ishigami Village
SIGN    Kingdom of Science
[17:02] Kohaku
    We're surrounded by mountains,
    and we need to cross the sea.
[17:09] Senku
    We have over a hundred people
    in our Kingdom of Science.
[17:13] Senku
    We're pooling all our strength to do it.
[17:16] Kaseki
    Senku!
[17:18] Kaseki
    Will this do?
[17:21] Senku
    Yeah.
[17:23] Senku
    Perfect. Ten billion points to you.
[17:25] Senku
    Kaseki, I'm leaving you in charge.
[17:30] Senku
    All right, Chrome, the crafts team's
    gonna make easy work of this cave!
[17:35] Chrome
    Huh?
[17:36] Senku
    All right, let's move things
    forward outside, too.
[17:40] Kohaku
    Senku, what do you mean?
[17:43] Kohaku
    What is the kingdom doing, exactly?
[17:46] Senku
    We're creating a crazy-fancy
    distribution network.
[17:56] Gen
    E-Er...
[17:57] Gen
    If they can g-g-g-get that
    awesome cave sorted out,
[18:01] Gen
    w-w-we can hopefully make
    the land route b-b-b-by car!
[18:11] Ukyo
    This road's definitely
    a bit too rough, though.
[18:15] Gen
    Pain...
[18:26] Gen
    W-We're already at paved roads?!
[18:30] Ukyo
    We've gone from that primitive stone
    world to city building really fast.
[18:35] Senku
    Once we have oil, the world changes quickly.
[18:39] Senku
    Then again, asphalt is 90% gravel.
[18:44] Gen
    Seriously?!
[18:46] Taiju
    I always thought they made it out
    of oil, with that thick black stuff.
[18:53] Gen
    I know, right?
[18:55] Senku
    We aren't wasting our
    oil like that, meathead.
[18:58] Ukyo
    Wasn't it waste fluid and gravel?
[19:00] Ukyo
    You can't get more bang
    for your buck than that.
[19:03] Senku
    The scum you get when you cook oil...
[19:07] Senku
    That's asphalt.
[19:11] Senku
    Spread it out over the
    ground with gravel, and...
[19:14] Nikki
    Go...
[19:14] Taiju, Kohaku & Magma
    ...rilla!
[19:18] Senku
    Smack the heck out of it, and it's done!
[19:21] Group
    Gorilla! Gori-Gori-Gori!
[19:25] Gen
    The road's getting built
    in the blink of an eye.
[19:27] Gen
    I don't know if this is science or primitive.
[19:30] Ukyo
    Who needs heavy machinery when
    you've got the power team?
[19:35] Senku
    We aren't covering the whole
    path in some mega-project.
[19:39] Senku
    Just the worst parts along the
    shortest route to the river.
[19:42] Gen
    This is more than good enough! Amazing!
[19:48] Ginro
    Now that you've brought it to the river...
[19:52] Ginro
    You can leave it to us,
    the people of the water!
[19:56] Kinro
    You hardly even rowed the boat, Ginro!
[19:59] Ukyo
    Transporting stuff by water...
[20:03] Ukyo
    is a lot more efficient than by land.
[20:08] Ryusui
    It's always been that way.
[20:11] Ryusui
    Japan's logistics have always had the
    advantage of being a narrow island nation.
[20:15] Ryusui
    The Nanami Conglomerate is
    the king of shipping companies,
[20:18] Ryusui
    and we got our start as marine
    wholesalers in the Edo era!
[20:20] Gen
    And that's how your ancestors
    became mega-rich, huh?
[20:25] Ryusui
    Yup!
[20:29] Gen
    All that's left...
[20:31] Gen
    is getting this horribly bumpy hill
    ready to carry painfully heavy metal.
[20:43] Ryusui
    Once crafting reaches industry-scale,
    it's well beyond what one genius can do alone.
[20:48] Ryusui
    We need someone with leadership qualities
    to bring out the best in everyone.
[20:52] Ryusui
    And that's the realm of empire-building.
[20:57] Ryusui
    The Nanami Conglomerate taught
    me ever since I was little...
[21:01] Ryusui
    to hold back my emotions,
[21:03] Ryusui
    and to not drown in material desires.
[21:10] Ryusui
    But I absolutely disagree!
[21:13] Ryusui
    My philosophy of empire is different!
[21:16] Ryusui
    No one will follow a leader
    who isn't having fun!
[21:20] Ryusui
    To enjoy the world... That is the power
    of a leader who can move people!
[21:30] Gen
    Then our Kingdom of Science...
[21:38] Gen
    will have absolutely no problem.
[21:43] Senku
    There's only one correct way
    to get around in a mine...
[21:46] Senku
    Mine carts!
SIGN    m 0 0 l 132 0 l 132 100 l 0 100
SIGN    Mine cart
    
    complete!
[21:49] Chrome
    Holy crap, this is fun!
[21:53] Chrome
    I don't care if you're the mastermind
    behind the petrification.
[21:57] Chrome
    We're coming for you, Why-Man!
SIGN    Mines
[22:00] Chrome
    We'll come meet you,
SIGN    Ishigami Village
[22:03] Chrome
    after we gather an ungodly
    amount of science materials!
SIGN    Kingdom of Science
SIGN    Oil Fields
SIGN    Kingdom of Science
    Distribution Network
[22:08] Senku
    We've got ourselves an awesome distribution
    network for the Kingdom of Science!
SIGN    Science Vessel Perseus
SIGN    Next Episode
SIGN    Science Vessel Perseus
SIGN    This is a work of fiction, but the plants, animals, and production methods described are based on reality. Foraging and making things on your own accord is extremely dangerous and, in some cases, illegal. Please do not imitate without expertise.

E5 - Science Vessel Perseus

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[00:04] Chrome
    The ship's just about done now!
[00:06] Kaseki
    Or so I thought, but...
[00:09] Kaseki
    I can't reach. It's misaligned.
    It's poking out.
[00:13] Kaseki
    The hull's becoming more and more crooked.
[00:17] Kaseki
    I right one side, and the
    other side falls apart.
[00:20] Kaseki
    I don't know what to do!
[00:22] Kaseki
    I'm sorry!
[00:23] Ukyo
    It's not your fault, Kaseki.
[00:26] Kaseki
    You're so kind.
[00:27] Kaseki
    I'm gonna fall in love with you.
[00:30] Ukyo
    I mean, I'll pass on that, but...
[00:32] Ukyo
    Building such a giant ship
[00:34] Ukyo
    is a huge undertaking that requires
    expertise, even in modern times.
[00:37] Senku
    No problem at all.
[00:40] Senku
    We can just keep building and
    learning from our mistakes.
[00:42] Senku
    The whole Kingdom of Science
    is built on trial and error.
[00:46] Magma
    Just how many years is it
    going to take to finish it?
[00:49] Ukyo
    I just hope Why-Man
    doesn't act in the meantime.
[00:52] Senku
    Yeah, that's the only part I didn't account for.
[00:55] Senku
    We don't have infinite time to spend
    rebuilding when we need to face Why-Man.
[00:59] Senku
    Change of plans.
[01:02] Senku
    Let's ditch the giant ship
[01:04] Senku
    and switch to a miniature yacht
    with a crew of only a few people.
[01:08] Chrome
    Only a few people?!
[01:10] Chrome
    Most of us won't be going, then!
[01:12] Yo
    I'm getting on the ship.
[01:15] Kaseki
    Do I have to give up on you,
    my sweet little ship?!
[01:21] Ryusui
    Give up?
[01:22] Ryusui
    On something we want?
[01:25] Ryusui
    Our beautiful mega-yacht?!
[01:29] (Flashback) Uncle
    Ryusui... I'm tired of your greediness.
[01:33] (Flashback) Uncle
    You need to learn to let things go.
[01:38] (Flashback) Francois
    As per your uncle's orders, your allowance
    going forward will be only one million yen.
[01:43] (Flashback) Maid
    Only?
[01:45] (Flashback) Ryusui
    Give up?
[01:48] (Flashback) Ryusui
    I have no need for such a word.
[01:50] (Flashback) Ryusui
    I simply need not stop
    until I get what I want!
[01:55] (Flashback) Ryusui
    Am I right?
[01:56] (Flashback) Ryusui
    If I don't have enough money
    to start with, I'll make more.
[01:59] (Flashback) Ryusui
    My very existence prints money
    on the financial markets!
[02:03] (Flashback) Ryusui
    I need only use the trust placed
    in the Nanami family name
[02:08] (Flashback) Ryusui
    to sell advantageous options
    and underwriter services!
SIGN    Dodge Ball
    D-1 Grand Prix
    Grand Prize 1,000,000 yen
[02:17] (Flashback) Staff
    Hold it.
[02:18] (Flashback) Staff
    You need to be 13 or older to play in VR.
[02:33] (Flashback) Brass A
    It's that damn Ryusui!
[02:34] (Flashback) Brass A
    What the hell is wrong with him?!
[02:36] (Flashback) Brass B
    His self-indulgence has gone too far.
[02:38] (Flashback) Brass C
    He's a stain on the Nanami
    Conglomerate's good name!
[02:41] (Flashback) Brass D
    What are your thoughts on Ryusui, Francois?
[02:44] (Flashback) Francois
    I'm not in a position to comment.
[02:46] (Flashback) Brass D
    Just answer the question.
[02:47] (Flashback) Brass D
    And answer honestly.
[02:50] (Flashback) Francois
    Ryusui-sama is not self-indulgent.
[02:54] (Flashback) Francois
    It's easy to give yourself reasons for not
    wanting something that you truly do want.
[03:01] (Flashback) Francois
    It allows you to give up before you get hurt.
[03:04] (Flashback) Francois
    But Ryusui-sama doesn't lie to himself.
[03:07] (Flashback) Francois
    When he wants something,
    he demands it and works toward it.
[03:10] (Flashback) Francois
    I, at the very least, would
    not call that self-indulgent.
[03:16] (Flashback) Francois
    Greed equals
[03:18] (Flashback) Francois
    justice.
[03:22] (Flashback) Francois
    You just acquired a real ship,
    and you spent all night on that?
[03:27] (Flashback) Ryusui
    Modern ships are fine, but they're
    too full of modern technology.
[03:32] (Flashback) Ryusui
    And I want more traditional beauty.
[03:35] (Flashback) Ryusui
    There is no goalpost to human greed.
[03:37] (Flashback) Ryusui
    Haven't I told you? I'm the
    greediest man on Earth!
[03:42] (Flashback) Ryusui
    A 1:48 scale mega-yacht.
[03:46] (Flashback) Ryusui
    All I need now is a trustworthy man
    who will make this come to life.
[03:53] (Flashback) Ryusui
    A man worthy of being part of my team.
[03:57] Ryusui
    I'll make a model of a large ship.
[04:01] Ryusui
    We'll scale it up accurately and make
    tweaks to the fruits of Kaseki's labor.
[04:07] Ryusui
    You can do it, can't you, Senku?
[04:11] Ryusui
    Am I right?
[04:13] Senku
    Yeah, I can.
[04:15] Senku
    As long as there's someone around who's
    enough of a miniature model fanatic
[04:20] Senku
    to make a 1:48 scale model ten
    billion percent accurately.
[04:25] Ryusui
    Do you know who I am?
[04:27] Ryusui
    I'll make an even more exhilarating
    ship than the original.
[04:31] Gen
    Are you sure about this?
[04:32] Gen
    Won't he demand ten billion drago
    for his services or something?
[04:37] Ryusui
    I need no such thing!
[04:38] Ryusui
    Not if it means I won't have
    to give up on what I want!
[04:42] Suika
    It's kind of reassuring.
[04:44] Suika
    Senku and Ryusui can do anything...
[04:48] Suika
    just by teaming up!
[04:51] Ryusui
    I'm not giving up on anything!
[04:54] Ryusui
    Greed equals justice!
SIGN    Science Vessel Perseus
[05:05] Minami
    There.
[05:06] Kaseki
    What's gotten into you, Minami-chan?
[05:08] Minami
    I'm going to chronicle the construction
    of the ship from start to finish.
[05:12] Minami
    I'm calling it the
    Kingdom of Science Photo Diary!
[05:17] Ryusui
    We'll need a cargo hatch for sure.
[05:19] Ryusui
    And I've moved it below the mast.
[05:20] Ukyo
    I see!
[05:21] Ukyo
    We can fix a pulley to the bottom of
    the boom to raise and lower cargo.
[05:26] Gen
    They don't call you the
    sailing king for nothing.
[05:29] Gen
    You have real-world experience.
[05:31] Ryusui
    And in the space we gain as a result...
[05:34] Ryusui
    We build an on-board casino!
[05:36] Senku
    We don't need that!
[05:38] Senku
    We'll take apart Ryusui's model and
    make enlarged copies of each piece.
[05:45] Suika
    This is such a mysterious tool.
[05:48] Suika
    You trace a drawing, and it blows
    it up really big on the other side.
[05:53] Chrome
    Yeah, it's definitely about twice the size...
[05:56] Chrome
    But that's not enough for a real ship.
[05:59] Senku
    We'll use a 48x pantograph
    when we build the real deal.
[06:03] Senku
    We're going to need a
    ridiculous amount of power.
[06:07] Gen
    Um...
[06:08] Gen
    What "power" do you need for a drawing?
[06:12] Chrome
    It's huge!
[06:13] Taiju
    This pen must be about 50 kilograms, huh?
[06:15] Taiju
    Not a problem!
[06:17] Gen
    Yup, we did need that much power.
[06:20] Ukyo
    Maybe this is how the Nazca
    Lines were made, too.
[06:24] Senku
    We'll blow up the blueprint to actual
    size, and prepare each part separately.
[06:30] Senku
    Just like how they used to build ships.
SIGN    Fluorescent Paint
SIGN    Hemp Fiber
SIGN    Pantograph
SIGN    Model
SIGN    Blast Furnace
SIGN    Revolving Furnace
SIGN    Display
SIGN    Mast
SIGN    Hull
SIGN    Steel
SIGN    Lathe
SIGN    Battery
SIGN    Radar + Sonar
SIGN    Motorized Sailboat
SIGN    Large-Scale
    Engine
SIGN    Oil
[06:36] Chrome
    We're already halfway through
    the road map to the ship!
[06:41] Kohaku
    What else do we need?
[06:43] Senku
    We need time.
[06:44] Chrome, Kohaku & Suika
    Ack!
[06:45] Senku
    The body will be, too,
    but the giant steel engine
[06:48] Senku
    will be a ridiculously
    arduous death road of a task.
[06:51] Ginro
    How many months is it going to take?
[06:54] Ryusui
    We'll just have to take our time.
[06:56] Ryusui
    We can engage in some winter
    sports in the meantime.
[07:00] Minami
    This is going to be an epic.
[07:05] Gen
    And now we're actually
    engaging in winter sports.
[07:09] Yo
    We can't work in the snow anyway.
[07:11] Senku
    We've got plenty of carbon
    to make skis and snowboards.
[07:16] Gen
    Ah, so this is merchandise.
[07:18] Gen
    And we're making a buttload of drago.
[07:20] Gen
    Event merch will be pretty important.
[07:23] Kohaku
    This is way too fun!
[07:27] Minami
    Oh, the really fast, blurry
    ghost-looking streak is Kohaku-chan.
[07:32] Senku
    Throw some laurel leaves into the ozone
    we made, and we get vanilla essence.
[07:39] Yuzuriha
    Was that how they made chocolate?!
[07:41] Yuzuriha
    And the purple snap pea powder
    happens to have a hint of cacao.
[07:45] Yuzuriha
    So we give them some bitterness with nuts
    and drizzle vanilla essence on it...
[07:49] Yuzuriha
    And we've got chocolate substitute.
[07:51] Ginro
    What about my chocolates?
[07:53] Gen
    Ah, Valentine's Day.
[07:55] Kohaku
    Valentine's Day?
[07:56] Gen
    Yeah. Events are important.
[07:59] Gen
    For the drago—I mean, for morale.
[08:02] Yo
    It's chocolate!
[08:05] Chrome
    Holy shit! It's good!
[08:07] Ginro
    What about my chocolates?
[08:11] Chrome
    They're all pictures of us just having fun.
[08:14] Minami
    I want to get a sense of everyday
    life, too, as a journalist.
[08:18] Minami
    After all, this year might be my last...
[08:25] Minami
    Oh, never mind!
[08:26] Minami
    I'm going to keep taking all of the pictures!
[08:30] Minami
    You're all welcome to write comments, too.
SIGN    Beginning
    Classes
[08:33] Gen
    Oh, yeah, this is like what
    you'd do in purikura booths.
[08:36] Yuzuriha
    Is this cute writing Mirai-chan's?
[08:39] Nikki
    That would be mine.
[08:43] Senku
    Writing comments on photos, huh?
[08:45] Senku
    Not a bad idea.
[08:48] Kaseki
    This is tough,
[08:50] Kaseki
    but apparently, this'll transform our
    crappy level 1 iron into tough-ass steel.
[08:58] Senku
    We'll need it.
[08:59] Senku
    Or our massive engine's
    gonna blow itself up.
[09:01] Senku
    We're using a record three-meter furnace.
[09:03] Senku
    The coal will remove
    oxygen from the iron ore,
[09:05] Senku
    leaving behind only the iron at the bottom.
[09:05] Gen
    I don't think that's the kind of
    thing you write on purikura photos!
[09:06] Senku
    We transfer that into a revolving furnace
[09:06] Senku
    and blow the electrically
    separated oxygen gas into it,
[09:07] Senku
    making impurities like phosphorus
    and silicon rise to the top,
[09:08] Senku
    which we then drain away.
[09:08] Senku
    We need to level up our
    crafting equipment, too.
[09:12] Kaseki
    A lathe, was it?
[09:15] Kaseki
    Whatcha making?
[09:16] Senku
    A level 2 lathe.
[09:19] Chrome
    And what are you making with a level 2 lathe?
[09:21] Senku
    A level 3 lathe.
[09:24] Chrome
    I can kinda see where this is going.
[09:29] Senku
    There are no shortcuts here.
[09:32] Senku
    We have to climb the machining tech tree.
[09:35] Kinro
    Senku's team is working hard.
[09:38] Kinro
    Is this really the time
    for us to be hunting bugs?
[09:43] Yo
    Stag beetle!
[09:44] Nikki
    We aren't looking for stag beetles.
[09:45] Nikki
    We're looking for wild silk moths,
[09:48] Nikki
    the ancestors of modern silk moths.
[09:50] Ryusui
    So long as we're going out to sea, we're
    going to have to work underwater, too.
[09:53] Ryusui
    I want swimsuits!
[09:57] Ruri
    So this is a silk swimsuit.
[10:00] Ruri
    It feels fantastic to the touch!
[10:02] Ginro
    Fantastic? To the touch?
[10:04] Ginro
    Can I try touching it?
[10:09] Minami
    Not again.
[10:11] Gen
    I guess Kohaku-chan always shows up like
    a ghost in any photo from this era.
[10:31] Senku
    A year to completion, huh?
[10:34] Senku
    That went by pretty quick.
[10:37] Taiju
    I remember hearing those
    words a long time ago, too.
[10:40] Ukyo
    And Why-Man hasn't attacked us, either.
[10:43] Chrome
    Maybe he's waiting for us to make a move.
[10:47] Ryusui
    In that case, we'll go meet him ourselves.
[10:50] Ryusui
    We'll set out into the wider
    world with this yacht!
[10:53] Minami
    Right...
[10:55] Minami
    I guess people are leaving now.
[10:59] Minami
    Come on, gather round, everyone!
[11:01] Minami
    The ship's finally complete.
[11:02] Minami
    Let's get a group photo with the ship!
[11:05] Senku
    Just how many pictures do you need
    to take, you damn journalist?
[11:09] Minami
    But we're parting ways now!
[11:12] Minami
    Some of us are staying,
     and some are getting aboard!
[11:16] Minami
    This year was the last year
    we could all spend together.
[11:20] Minami
    We might never see each other again.
[11:23] Minami
    At least let me get a photo!
[11:27] Gen
    She's right.
[11:28] Gen
    She was in charge of
    choosing who to resurrect.
[11:31] Gen
    Minami-chan's always known everyone here.
[11:35] Senku
    What the hell are you talking about?
[11:38] Senku
    This isn't the end.
[11:40] Senku
    We're ten billion percent solving
    the mystery of the petrification
[11:43] Senku
    and ten billion percent coming back
    from the other side of the planet.
[11:51] Minami
    Just let me get a picture!
[11:55] Minami
    Although I won't be in the picture,
    since I'm the one taking it.
[11:57] Francois
    I suspected that this might happen,
[12:01] Francois
    so I've commissioned the
    development of a camera timer.
[12:05] Kaseki
    So that's what this contraption was for!
[12:08] Chrome
    Francois's foresight is way too keen.
[12:11] Senku
    You're using the clomp of a shishi-odoshi?
[12:14] Senku
    That's a ridiculously primitive timer.
[12:16] Chrome
    Who cares? It'll work!
[12:18] Magma
    Quit shoving, idiot!
[12:19] Minami
    Here we go!
[12:20] Minami
    Smile!
SIGN    5741 AD
    September
    10th
SIGN    Sailing Ship
    Perseus
    Complete
[12:44] Kaseki
    I'm so happy!
[12:45] Kaseki
    We all had to come together to
    make it work, but here it is!
[12:50] Kaseki
    And it's the biggest project
    in my long career as a maker!
[12:55] Kaseki
    My finest work!
[12:58] Suika
    Science Vessel Perseus...
[13:01] Suika
    That's a really strong-sounding name.
[13:04] Ukyo
    Wasn't Perseus the hero from
    Greek mythology or something?
[13:07] Ukyo
    The one who defeated Medusa.
[13:10] Chrome
    Damn, that's an encouraging name.
[13:14] Chrome
    We're about to expose the mastermind
    behind humanity's petrification
[13:18] Chrome
    and capture them, petrification beam and all!
[13:21] Chrome
    We're taking this ship on an epic adventure
    to the other side of the planet!
[13:26] Senku
    I'm sure everyone's been ready since
    we started this project a year ago...
[13:31] Senku
    But as of today,
    we're splitting into two teams.
[13:36] Senku
    The world exploration team that'll uncover
    the secrets of the petrification beam,
[13:39] Senku
    and the humanity development
    team that'll stay behind.
[13:44] Ryusui
    I, the captain, have personally
    compiled a crew manifest!
[13:48] Ryusui
    Though I'd honestly have everyone
    on the ship if I could!
[13:51] Senku
    To hell with that.
[13:52] Senku
    Humanity would be extinct
    the moment it sank!
[13:55] Gen
    True.
[13:56] Minami
    Isn't there a maximum capacity?
[14:00] Ryusui
    Needless to say, this is an
    unprecedented, dangerous mission.
[14:06] Ryusui
    We may never return.
[14:08] Ryusui
    There's no guarantee you'll survive.
[14:10] Ryusui
    So even if I call your name,
    if you want to stay behind, stay.
[14:14] Ryusui
    It's up to you to decide.
[14:18] Chrome
    There's no point in even asking me.
[14:20] Ginro
    So I just need to not get chosen, right?
[14:25] Senku
    Never mind the platitudes!
[14:28] Senku
    If you need someone, just con them into
    getting onto the ship if you have to.
[14:32] Senku
    Once they're on board, they're ten
    billion percent not getting off!
[14:36] Gen
    Let me do the dirty work!
[14:40] Gen
    Not that I plan on going.
[14:43] Ryusui
    Indeed, Gen, you could
    convince everyone to get on.
[14:49] Ryusui
    It's not my problem if
    someone gets themselves killed,
[14:52] Ryusui
    but an unwilling sailor could
    put the whole ship at risk.
[14:56] Ryusui
    Am I right?
[14:58] Ryusui
    Only board the ship if I call your
    name and you're prepared to go.
[15:03] Ryusui
    Onto Science Vessel Perseus!
[15:06] Ryusui
    First up!
[15:07] Ryusui
    A ship can't be without its engineers!
[15:10] Ryusui
    Senku! Chrome! Kaseki!
[15:13] Chrome
    He's already aboard!
[15:16] Minami
    Couldn't you be, you know...
[15:18] Minami
    more emotional about leaving?
[15:21] Taiju
    That's my Senku!
[15:23] Ryusui
    Yuzuriha!
[15:24] Yuzuriha
    Was I ever an engineer?
[15:26] Ryusui
    Of the sails.
[15:28] Ryusui
    On the radar and sonar, Ukyo.
[15:30] Ryusui
    The cook, Francois.
[15:32] Ryusui
    And the actual work of sailing
    is the ultimate test of strength.
[15:37] Ryusui
    Power Team!
[15:39] Gen
    Wait 'til you hear your name!
[15:43] Magma
    Though I could also stay
    behind to lead the village.
[15:46] Mantle
    I understand, sir!
[15:48] Mantle
    You would never settle for such
    a small ambition, Magma-sama.
[15:54] Senku
    It'll be quicker to just say who's not going.
[15:56] Senku
    Who's on the list and
    hasn't come aboard yet?
[16:01] Ryusui
    Kinro!
[16:02] Kinro
    Understood.
[16:03] Gen
    Of course.
[16:05] Gen
    He's the only one who waits for his
    name to get aboard, like he was told.
[16:09] Kinro
    Rules are rules.
[16:12] Ginro
    I'll be okay, right?
[16:15] Ginro
    It's just Kinro, right?
[16:18] Ginro
    I mean, Kinro's strong, but I'm only kinda...
[16:21] Ginro
    I mean, not really, even...
[16:23] Ryusui
    And... Ginro!
[16:25] Ginro
    No way!
[16:27] Ginro
    Nope! Nope! I'm not going to
    the other side of the planet!
[16:30] Ginro
    I'm never getting on!
[16:32] Ryusui
    Ginro, what are you talking about?
[16:35] Ryusui
    You've got nothing to worry about.
[16:38] Ryusui
    Didn't I tell you?
[16:39] Ryusui
    You only have to get on if you're ready.
[16:42] Senku
    The development team's work
    is plenty important, too.
[16:45] Man A
    Really?
[16:47] Man B
    I'm staying, too, then.
[16:49] Kohaku
    I know the ship needs a power team...
[16:53] Kohaku
    But I have one concern.
[16:56] Kohaku
    Hyoga and Homura are still in jail.
[16:58] Kohaku
    All of our notable fighters will have left.
[17:01] Kohaku
    If they were to somehow break out...
[17:04] Kohaku
    They'd take over all of Japan.
[17:09] Yo
    They're on the ship?!
[17:12] Senku
    It's a moving prison.
[17:14] Senku
    No problem as long as they're with us.
[17:16] Chrome
    We're okay with this?
[17:18] Ukyo
    Maybe not, but they're so strong,
    they're a danger to leave behind.
[17:24] Senku
    Besides, we may need to accept the risk
[17:26] Senku
    and have them as a trump card
    in case we need to fight.
[17:30] Senku
    If worst comes to worst.
[17:34] Gen
    Now, is that everyone on the roster?
[17:37] Gen
    Okay, let's see them off.
[17:40] Ryusui
    Don't be ridiculous.
[17:41] Ryusui
    Finally, Gen, you're on, too.
[17:43] Gen
    For real?!
[17:45] Gen
    Uh, you don't need me, do you?
[17:47] Gen
    I've got the strength of a bean sprout.
[17:49] Senku
    We don't know what kinds of
    enemies we're going to meet.
[17:52] Senku
    What good is a mentalist if they aren't
    there when that happens, dumbass?
[18:00] Gen
    I guess...
[18:03] Gen
    If Why-Man attacks us,
    the mainland's in trouble, too, anyway.
[18:09] Gen
    In that case, I might be safer on the
    team with Science King Senku-chan.
[18:15] Gen
    I don't mind either way,
[18:17] Gen
    as long as it benefits me.
[18:21] Kohaku
    Senku.
[18:22] Kohaku
    I've finally come to realize lately...
[18:25] Kohaku
    That evil act is how that
    bat bastard saves face.
[18:30] Kohaku
    What a pain in the ass.
[18:36] Ryusui
    Set sail!
[18:38] Ryusui
    To the seas of the stone world,
    untouched by humanity!
[18:42] Ryusui
    To the world!
[18:45] Minami
    You'd better come back!
[18:45] Man
    Be strong!
[18:47] Mirai
    Be careful! For my brother's sake, too!
[18:50] Chrome
    Yeah!
[18:50] Chrome
    We're gonna take down the criminal behind
    the petrification and get the beam back!
[18:54] Yo
    Yo, is it just me, or are
    we heroes right now?
[19:04] Ruri
    They're really gone.
[19:09] Chrome
    Not everyone that got called came along.
[19:13] Kohaku
    They aren't wrong to refuse.
[19:14] Kohaku
    It's a truly dangerous journey.
[19:17] Kinro
    Ginro, you...
[19:21] Kinro
    It's fine. I know.
[19:22] Kinro
    That's the kind of man he's always been.
[19:28] Mirai
    What?!
[19:29] Villager A
    Ginro just dove in!
[19:32] Ginro
    Wait for me!
[19:33] Ginro
    Kinro! Senku! Ryusui!
[19:36] Ginro
    Guys!
[19:37] Ginro
    I don't care if it's dangerous!
[19:39] Ginro
    I'm fighting, too!
[19:40] Ginro
    For all of us!
[19:42] Ginro
    For the world!
[19:43] Ginro
    I'm going, too!
[19:46] Ginro
    I'm going!
[19:48] Ruri
    Ginro!
[19:50] Ginro
    Are you watching, guys?
[19:52] Ginro
    Come on, take a picture!
[19:54] Ginro
    Get a picture!
[19:55] Ginro
    Well? How's my passionate chase?
[19:58] Ginro
    But as a person of the sea, I know...
[20:00] Ginro
    The waves will cover up my voice.
[20:02] Ginro
    Not even Ukyo will hear
    me from this distance.
[20:07] Ginro
    I couldn't catch up...
[20:08] Ginro
    even though I really wanted to.
[20:11] Ruri
    I adore your courage, Ginro!
[20:14] Minami
    You're not like the others who chickened out!
[20:17] Ginro
    And of course I'd rather not
    go on a dangerous voyage.
[20:20] Ginro
    But I want people to think I'm courageous.
[20:25] Ginro
    I get the best of both worlds!
[20:28] Senku
    Hey, Ukyo, keep the radar pointed
    at the mainland for a bit.
[20:32] Ukyo
    Huh? Why?
[20:34] Senku
    I just feel like it.
[20:36] Kinro
    Senku, thank—
[20:38] Kinro
    No... Never mind.
[20:43] Ukyo
    Something's approaching from the shore.
[20:46] Taiju
    Is it the fabled Why-Man?!
[20:47] Senku
    Why would it be, you idiot?
[20:49] Senku
    He said it's from the shore.
[20:52] Ukyo
    Someone's chasing us to try to get aboard.
[20:55] Kinro
    It can't be!
[21:01] Ginro
    How the hell?!
[21:07] Senku
    Pretty slick, Ginro, you nut.
[21:10] Kohaku
    I'm impressed.
[21:12] Nikki
    I'm surprised, too.
[21:14] Nikki
    I always thought he was a
    slimeball through and through.
[21:17] Gen
    I never expected this one, either, honestly.
[21:21] Kinro
    I believed in you, Ginro!
[21:23] All
    Ginro! Ginro!
[21:24] Ginro
    Wow, science is amazing!
[21:28] Ginro
    Thanks, but no thanks!
[21:32] Chrome
    Well, Kinro's got some company now.
[21:35] Ginro
    I never felt lonely.
[21:37] Kohaku
    Where are we going first?
[21:39] Kohaku
    Are we going straight to the
    other side of the planet?
[21:41] Senku
    Nope.
[21:43] Senku
    We have a destination.
[21:45] Senku
    The treasure island.
[21:47] Chrome
    Island?!
[21:48] Kohaku
    Where?
[21:49] Magma
    What for?
[21:51] Senku
    For the god-tier item we'll
    need to rescue all of humanity.
[21:56] Senku
    The island my dad's team crash-landed on.
[22:00] Senku
    To where the astronauts who
    survived the petrification
[22:06] Senku
    and the spaceship Soyuz went beddy-bye.
[22:09] Senku
    To where the Hundred Tales began.
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E6 - Treasure Box

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[00:25] Senku
    It's been a few thousand years since
    Earth got hit by the petrification beam.
[00:31] Senku
    We're not gonna take it lying down forever.
[00:34] Senku
    It's time to save all seven billion humans.
[00:40] Taiju
    What?!
[00:41] Gen
    Wait, how many millions of liters of
    revival fluid is that going to take?
[00:45] Kohaku
    And how?
[00:46] Kohaku
    The miracle cave we got it from
    has already been destroyed.
[00:50] Senku
    We aren't gonna be at the mercy
    of nature's miracles any longer.
[00:54] Taiju
    Besides, the miracle cave only
    produced enough revival fluid
[00:57] Taiju
    for one person every few days.
[01:01] Taiju
    That was never close to being enough
    for all of humanity to begin with!
[01:06] Senku
    There's a god-tier item that'll give us
    an unlimited supply of revival fluid.
[01:13] Senku
    And we're going to find it on the treasure
    island where the Hundred Tales began...
[01:19] Senku
    in a treasure box.
[01:22] Chrome
    A treasure box on a treasure island?!
[01:24] Chrome
    Damn!
[01:25] Gen
    What? Where?
[01:28] Ryusui
    I like it.
[01:29] Ryusui
    It's starting to sound like an adventure!
[01:33] Magma
    There's no one on the island, anyway.
[01:35] Magma
    Piece of cake.
[01:37] Senku
    All right.
[01:38] Senku
    Let's get to that island and find it quick.
[01:42] Senku
    Let's find the treasure Byakuya's team left.
[01:46] Senku
    It's worth its weight in gold.
SIGN    3,700 years ago,
    several years after humanity's petrification
[03:38] (Flashback) Shamil
    What's that?
[03:39] (Flashback) Byakuya
    Hm? Oh.
[03:41] (Flashback) Byakuya
    The wedding ring for these two.
[03:44] (Flashback) Byakuya
    It's the diamond we used as a record needle.
[03:47] (Flashback) Dalia
    Now it's nothing more than a tough rock.
[03:50] (Flashback) Yakov
    Best to preserve what we can, right?
[03:55] (Flashback) Byakuya
    It's humanity's treasure.
[03:59] (Flashback) Byakuya
    These precious ores and things will
    rest quietly in our treasure box.
[04:09] (Flashback) Girl
    Mommy!
[04:11] (Flashback) Mother
    There, there, it's okay.
[04:14] (Flashback) Girl B
    What's this?
[04:16] (Flashback) Mother
    A sea shell.
[04:17] (Flashback) Mother
    Grind it up, and you can use
    it for all kinds of things.
[04:21] (Flashback) Byakuya
    They will wait for the time to come.
[04:33] (Flashback) Byakuya
    And it will land in the
    hands of future scientists.
[04:43] (Flashback) Senku
    Tell me, Ruri.
[04:45] (Flashback) Senku
    Tell me the stories that the village
    has been passing down for 3,700 years.
[04:50] (Flashback) Senku
    All one hundred of them.
[05:00] (Flashback) Gen
    Huh? Where's Senku-chan?
[05:02] (Flashback) Kohaku
    Staying over at Ruri-nee's.
[05:05] (Flashback) Ginro
    I'm so jealous!
[05:07] (Flashback) Kinro
    You're making a spectacular mistake, Ginro.
[05:13] (Flashback) Ruri
    Yes, Senku.
[05:15] (Flashback) Ruri
    But are you prepared?
[05:19] (Flashback) Senku
    Prepared?
[05:21] (Flashback) Ruri
    The Hundred Tales, Number One.
[05:33] (Flashback) Gen
    Senku-chan and Ruri-chan have
    been at it for quite a while.
[05:36] (Flashback) Gen
    How are they?
[05:37] Ruri
    Most parts of a pufferfish are poisonous,
    but the muscles were very much enjoyed.
[05:38] (Flashback) Gen
    Are they getting to the end?
[05:40] (Flashback) Gen
    I see.
[05:41] (Flashback) Gen
    They're on the series about poison.
[05:42] (Flashback) Gen
    Nice.
[05:44] Ruri
    And they lived happily ever after.
[05:44] (Flashback) Gen
    Ishigami Village survived thanks to the
    knowledge that Senku's dad left behind.
[05:50] (Flashback) Gen
    For thousands of years.
[05:51] (Flashback) Senku
    Wait, hang on...
[05:52] Ruri
    Next, the Hundred Tales, Number Eight.
[05:54] (Flashback) Senku
    I'm...
[05:55] (Flashback) Gen
    You're still on single digits?!
[05:59] (Flashback) Senku
    I see why you asked if I was prepared.
[06:01] (Flashback) Senku
    Ruri, are you sure this isn't the
    reason you collapsed with pneumonia?
[06:05] (Flashback) Ruri
    That's why the priestess devotes
    her entire life to this work.
[06:11] (Flashback) Senku
    I want to hear the bit about the ores.
[06:15] Byakuya
    I'm gonna want a story about the ores.
[06:18] Byakuya
    Someone might show up who takes an interest
    in rocks and starts collecting them.
[06:25] (Flashback) Senku
    Just about everyone in the
    village is named after a rock.
[06:29] (Flashback) Senku
    That's in the Hundred Tales, isn't it?
    To teach people a ton about ores.
[06:36] (Flashback) Ruri
    Kohaku: amber, a translucent gem that
    glimmers in the color of the sun.
[06:42] (Flashback) Ruri
    Kin: gold, a sand that also
    glimmers in the color of the sun.
[06:46] (Flashback) Ruri
    Sleeping in the treasure box.
[06:51] (Flashback) Ruri
    Diamond: a very tough, transparent gem.
[06:57] (Flashback) Ruri
    Sleeping in the treasure box.
[07:05] (Flashback) Senku
    What about platinum?
[07:08] Senku
    Platinum is an ultra rare ore that's
    even harder to come by than gold.
[07:13] Senku
    We just need one piece of it.
[07:15] Senku
    Once we get it, we can use it as a catalyst
    to make unlimited nitric acid.
[07:19] Senku
    In other words, it's the birth of
    the infinite revival fluid machine.
[07:25] Taiju
    What?! With just one piece?!
[07:27] Taiju
    It really is god-tier!
[07:29] Kohaku
    You don't have it in your
    prized ore collection, Chrome?
[07:33] Chrome
    Yeah, damn.
[07:34] Chrome
    If I'd somehow conveniently had even just
    one shard of such an insanely rare ore,
[07:39] Chrome
    we'd be making plenty
    of revival fluid by now.
[07:42] Senku
    Nah, we could have been making revival
    fluid out of dookie this whole time.
[07:46] Senku
    Though it'd take a stupid amount of time,
    and we wouldn't get much.
[07:49] Kohaku
    So why didn't we just start
    making what little we could?
[07:53] Gen
    There's this thing called Dunbar's number.
[07:57] Gen
    The maximum number of people the human
    brain can remember in a village is 150.
[08:03] Gen
    It's how big a group of people
    can get while still functioning.
[08:07] Gen
    It's even used for planning
    military structures.
[08:11] Gen
    And now it's time for a quiz!
[08:13] Gen
    How many people is the Kingdom
    of Science currently composed of?
[08:18] Yo
    So Tsukasa's Empire had
    just over a hundred...
[08:21] Kokuyo
    And about forty from Ishigami Village.
[08:24] Ginro
    Which adds up to roughly...
[08:26] Kinro
    A hundred fifty.
[08:28] Gen
    Bingo!
[08:30] Gen
    I told Senku-chan that, too.
[08:32] Gen
    It'd be bad if we had more than that.
[08:35] Gen
    We'd fall apart.
[08:36] Ukyo
    You're really pragmatic
    about that kind of thing.
[08:39] Ukyo
    That's our mentalist.
[08:40] Gen
    Thank you for the compliments, but you
    aren't getting anything out of me.
[08:45] Gen
    Even if we make revival fluid,
    we can only save a handful of people.
[08:50] Gen
    And the citizens are all split up.
[08:53] Gen
    You can already see the chaos that'll
    ensue over who we should save.
[08:56] Gen
    It'll be Tsukasa-chan versus
    Hyoga-chan all over again.
[08:59] Senku
    Although, with platinum, there won't be a
    limit to the number of people we can revive.
[09:08] Senku
    We can rescue all of
    humanity in its entirety.
[09:14] Ruri
    Platinum, also known in Japanese
    as hakkin or shirogane...
[09:20] Ruri
    Sand that sparkles in the color of the moon.
[09:24] Ruri
    Sleeping in the treasure box.
[09:28] Gen
    But where is this so-called treasure box?
[09:31] Ukyo
    Even if Senku's dad kept ores for us,
    what kind of box could survive
[09:35] Ukyo
    on a deserted island for thousands of years?
[09:39] Senku
    What else would it be?
[09:41] Senku
    A tough-as-nails armor and the
    culmination of human science,
[09:45] Senku
    weathering the heat of
    entering the atmosphere...
[09:48] Senku
    The highest-defense,
    most impervious box ever.
[09:52] Ukyo
    Oh!
[09:53] Ukyo
    The treasure box full of ores...
[09:56] Senku
    The Soyuz spaceship!
[09:59] Taiju
    That means we can save all
    of humanity if we dig up
[10:03] Taiju
    the spaceship treasure box, right?!
[10:05] Senku
    Yup.
[10:06] Senku
    That's exactly what I just said.
[10:09] Gen
    Do we even know where it is, though?
[10:12] Kohaku
    We've got plenty of people to help search!
[10:14] Senku
    It's been thousands of years.
[10:17] Senku
    We won't even know what condition the
    island's in until we see it for ourselves.
[10:20] Taiju
    Awesome!
[10:22] Taiju
    Treasure hunting on a treasure island!
[10:24] Taiju
    Here we go!
[10:30] Gen
    Senku-chan! Senku-chan!
[10:34] Gen
    One of the power team says he has
    something important to talk about,
[10:38] Gen
    after hearing our conversation from earlier.
[10:43] Senku
    You're...
[10:46] Senku
    Who are you?!
[10:47] Senku
    Seriously, I can't remember your name at all.
[10:50] Kohaku
    Of course you can't. He doesn't have a name.
[10:53] Ryusui
    I didn't know what to do when I
    was making the crew manifest.
[10:55] Ryusui
    I put him down as "No-Name" for now.
[10:58] Soyuz
    S-Sure. You can call me whatever you want.
[11:02] Soyuz
    I-I'm not actually from Ishigami Village.
[11:08] Chrome
    H-Huh...
[11:09] Chrome
    Then where'd you come from?
[11:12] Soyuz
    When I was little, the villagers found me
    washed up on the shore and took pity on me.
[11:19] Soyuz
    My adoptive mother had to
    lie about me to raise me.
[11:27] Soyuz
    My real name would be out of
    place in Ishigami Village.
[11:31] Soyuz
    So I've lived without a name my whole life.
[11:35] Soyuz
    My real name is...
[11:37] Soyuz
    Soyuz.
[11:39] Chrome
    Soyuz...
[11:40] Chrome
    That's the same name as the spaceship
    treasure box we were talking about!
[11:44] Soyuz
    I-I might be able to help take you there.
[11:48] Soyuz
    To my home...
[11:50] Soyuz
    To the treasure box, Soyuz.
[11:56] Senku
    That's fantastic indeed.
[11:58] Senku
    Plus, for better or worse,
[12:00] Senku
    we've gotten new information that
    we're ten billion percent certain about.
[12:05] Senku
    The treasure island isn't uninhabited.
[12:19] Kohaku
    You mean there are more
    survivors besides us?
[12:21] Kohaku
    And they're on the treasure island?
[12:24] Senku
    Yeah.
[12:25] Senku
    Thanks to this guy's precious information,
    we're sure there are people living there.
[12:30] Ukyo
    It would have been easier
    if it were uninhabited.
[12:33] Ukyo
    We could've explored all we wanted.
[12:35] Gen
    Luck is one thing Senku's
    never got on his side.
[12:39] Chrome
    Wait, wait, wait. I don't get it.
[12:43] Chrome
    Who are these treasure island people?
[12:46] Chrome
    I thought all of humanity was petrified.
[12:51] Ruri
    So they're distant relatives of
    the people of Ishigami Village.
[12:55] Senku
    That's my hypothesis.
[12:57] Senku
    But I'm ten billion percent certain.
[13:01] Ruri
    When humanity was petrified,
[13:05] Ruri
    Senku's father survived in space,
[13:10] Ruri
    as did the astronauts who were with him.
[13:20] Ruri
    Their descendants became the
    inhabitants of the treasure island.
[13:27] Ruri
    The will of the founders, as it's been
    passed down in the Hundred Tales,
[13:32] Ruri
    was for us to reach Japan someday.
[13:37] Ryusui
    Perhaps many have taken on the challenge
    over the millennia and perished at sea.
[13:42] Senku
    And one group of them made
    it across by sheer tenacity.
[13:48] Chrome
    And they were our
    Ishigami Village ancestors!
[13:51] Senku
    Then again, no one's dumb enough
    to set out all together.
[13:56] Senku
    Some of them obviously would have
    stayed behind on the island.
[14:01] Soyuz
    I-I see.
[14:03] Soyuz
    So the people who stayed behind are the
    current inhabitants of the treasure island.
[14:07] Soyuz
    My home.
[14:09] Gen
    I sure hope they're friendly.
[14:12] Senku
    If they're not, you're up, mentalist.
[14:15] Gen
    Sheesh, just make me do all the work, huh?
[14:17] Magma
    We can just kill 'em all if they oppose us.
[14:20] Magma
    We've got plenty of fighters.
[14:22] Taiju
    Like I said, attacking people is bad, Magma!
[14:26] Ukyo
    Looks like we should keep Taiju with Magma.
[14:32] Chrome
    Couldn't they be Why-Man?
[14:34] Chrome
    The people on the island, I mean?
[14:38] Gen
    True, if there are people there,
    it could make sense...
[14:44] Kokuyo
    Why did you keep such important
    information from us?!
[14:47] Kokuyo
    Why didn't you tell us you weren't one of us?
[14:54] Kokuyo
    No...
[14:55] Kokuyo
    I'm grateful that you confessed to us now.
[15:03] Ukyo
    Could a civilization develop enough
    to send out a signal that saturates
[15:06] Ukyo
    the airwaves with a small
    island's limited resources?
[15:10] Ryusui
    They wouldn't have stayed on an isolated
    island if they had such science!
[15:15] Ryusui
    What exists beyond the horizon?
[15:18] Ryusui
    I want to see everything of the world!
[15:20] Ryusui
    I want to learn everything!
[15:22] Ryusui
    And humanity can never
    resist such temptation.
[15:31] Soyuz
    I-I've always wanted to know, too.
[15:37] Soyuz
    If I...
[15:40] Soyuz
    If I'm not one of the others...
[15:43] Soyuz
    Who am I?
[15:47] Soyuz
    I'd set out on a boat, guided only
    by my vague memory of the scenery,
[15:51] Soyuz
    then turn back because of a storm.
[15:55] Soyuz
    What's the point in knowing?
[15:58] Soyuz
    I know it's pointless now.
[16:01] Soyuz
    Yet, I just...
[16:05] Soyuz
    I just wanted to know.
[16:08] Senku
    Yeah.
[16:09] Senku
    That "just wanting to know" is the
    driving force behind all of science.
[16:15] Gen
    You've always been part of the Kingdom
    of Science, then, Soyuz-chan.
[16:30] Soyuz
    I-I couldn't find the island,
    no matter how many days I rowed.
[16:35] Soyuz
    But this science ship could...
[16:38] Kohaku
    We'll be there in no time.
[16:40] Kohaku
    How many more days until
    we reach the treasure island?
[16:43] Ryusui
    We'll be there in a few hours.
[16:45] Gen
    So soon?!
[16:48] Kohaku
    Crossing these waters must have
    been brutal for our ancestors,
[16:50] Kohaku
    and we crossed them in an instant!
[16:52] Chrome
    Oh, man, Perseus!
[16:54] Taiju
    The fruit of Senku and the
    science team's efforts!
[16:58] Yuzuriha
    I know! It'd be nice to see
    how it's made and stuff.
[17:03] Kohaku
    Yuzuriha, you're just asking
    to be fed to the fire.
[17:08] Nikki
    Don't blame us if you regret it.
[17:10] Kaseki
    Really?
[17:11] Kaseki
    You wanna see the ship we built?!
[17:15] Ryusui
    If you absolutely must.
[17:17] Senku
    It's packed with science.
[17:20] Nikki
    These kinds of people are always
    dying to show you the machines
[17:25] Nikki
    they tuned the hell out of.
[17:26] Kohaku
    They won't let you go until they're done.
[17:28] Yuzuriha
    I'll be all right!
[17:31] Yuzuriha
    I always sat through Senku-kun's
    five-hour rocket lectures and stuff.
[17:36] Nikki
    We have a veteran here!
[17:41] Ryusui
    Allow me to show you
[17:42] Ryusui
    the entirety of Science Vessel Perseus!
[17:46] Yuzuriha
    These stairs are so steep.
[17:48] Ryusui
    Hold the hand rails from the bottom
    side when you go down the stairs.
[17:52] Ryusui
    Otherwise, you'll fall when
    the ship rocks forward.
[17:54] Ryusui
    Basics of seafaring.
[17:56] Kinro
    There's an awful lot of curved parts.
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SIGN    Sleeping Areas
    
    (Five-level bunk beds)
[18:00] Kaseki
    Nothing on a ship is ever as
    straight-laced as you, Kinro!
SIGN    m 0 0 l 122 0 l 122 68 l 0 68
SIGN    Greenhouse
SIGN    m 0 0 l 122 0 l 122 68 l 0 68
SIGN    Greenhouse
[18:05] Kaseki
    It would snap.
[18:07] Kohaku
    Those must be the eyes of science!
SIGN    m 0 0 l 122 0 l 122 107 l 0 107
SIGN    Antenna
    Radar
    GPS
[18:10] Yo
    You can go fishing here!
SIGN    m 0 0 l 96 0 l 96 53 l 0 53
SIGN    Bridge
[18:13] Ukyo
    Ship windows are made big enough
    for a person to get through,
[18:16] Ukyo
    just in case there's an accident.
SIGN    m 0 0 l 150 0 l 150 70 l 0 70
SIGN    Engine Room
[18:18] Taiju
    What?!
[18:19] Taiju
    This tiny circle?!
[18:21] Gen
    You'd have a rough time, Taiju-chan.
SIGN    Engine Room
SIGN    m 0 0 l 150 0 l 150 70 l 0 70
[18:25] Chrome
    There's a lab here!
[18:27] Senku
    The lab is the Kingdom of Science's lifeline.
[18:30] Senku
    A mobile lab that'll fit
    on the back of the car.
[18:33] Senku
    We can move it around once we're ashore, too.
[18:41] Yo
    I'm seasick... on a ship...
[18:44] Ginro
    I'm so sick...
[18:47] Nikki
    You're all pathetic.
[18:49] Kohaku
    After all that big talk about
    relying on the people of the sea.
[18:53] Ukyo
    Can't blame them.
[18:54] Ukyo
    I'm sure it's their first
    time on the open seas.
[18:56] Senku
    Right, we never prepared for seasickness.
[19:00] Senku
    No worries. That's what the lab's for.
[19:03] Senku
    Some scopolamine to dull the autonomic
    nerves should do the trick.
[19:10] Senku
    We'll use some devil's trumpet.
[19:13] Taiju
    So this is the amazing medicine flower!
[19:15] Senku
    Nope, it's hella poisonous.
[19:17] Taiju
    What?!
[19:22] Senku
    We separate the fat-soluble
    stuff from the water-soluble.
[19:25] Senku
    That's how we extract the active ingredients.
[19:28] Senku
    A small amount works as medicine.
[19:31] Senku
    But mess with it, and it'll legit kill you.
[19:34] Senku
    Don't touch it.
[19:41] Ginro
    I'm feeling better!
[19:43] Senku
    Go lie down!
[19:44] Senku
    Or do some work if you have the
    energy to be jumping around!
[19:47] Ukyo
    Wow.
[19:49] Ukyo
    We have a scientific medical
    room in the stone world.
[19:52] Soyuz
    Th-This ship might get us through a storm.
[19:56] Ginro
    A storm?
[19:57] Ginro
    Do you really think we, the people
    of the sea, would fear a storm?
[20:00] Gen
    There he goes, being all smug again
    as soon as the nausea wears off.
[20:03] Senku
    Keep talking smack, and we'll
    actually get hit by a storm.
[20:07] Ryusui
    Like a wicked woman, the sea's
    mood can swing in an instant.
[20:17] Kinro
    It swings that suddenly?!
[20:20] Ukyo
    There are no obstructions, unlike on land.
[20:24] Kohaku
    Is something wrong, Ryusui?
[20:26] Chrome
    What? Are we in deep shit?!
[20:31] Ryusui
    I see you've made a green tea
    latte with goat milk, Francois.
[20:34] Ryusui
    Not bad.
[20:36] Chrome & Kohaku
    He's so chill!
[20:39] Ryusui
    I've been through countless storms.
[20:43] Ryusui
    As long as I'm steering the ship,
    this is nowhere near dire.
[20:47] Ryusui
    No need to freak out.
[20:50] Chrome & Kohaku
    He's freaking out!
[20:53] Senku
    You should be freaking out!
[20:54] Senku
    Get it together, everyone!
[20:55] Senku
    This isn't dire or not dire.
[20:59] Senku
    This is an opportunity!
[21:01] Senku
    We don't know if the people on
    the island are friend or foe.
[21:04] Senku
    And with this storm, if all goes
    well, we can sneak up on them
[21:08] Senku
    and get a good look at them
    with our eyes of science!
[21:13] Ryusui
    All hands, to your stations!
[21:48] Soyuz
    I'd never forget...
[21:50] Soyuz
    This is it.
[21:53] Soyuz
    This is my home, where I was born!
[22:02] Senku
    We're here, Byakuya.
[22:04] Senku
    Your treasure island.
[22:07] Senku
    Who knows what we'll be up against?
[22:11] Senku
    This is exhilarating!
SIGN    Next Episode
SIGN    Ray of Despair, Ray of Hope
SIGN    This is a work of fiction, but the plants, animals, and production methods described are based on reality. Foraging and making things on your own accord is extremely dangerous and, in some cases, illegal. Please do not imitate without expertise.

E7 - Ray of Despair, Ray of Hope

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[00:12] Yo
    We made it! The treasure island!
[00:16] Senku
    I wish we could all charge in together.
[00:21] Kinro
    But we don't even know what kind
    of people inhabit the island.
[00:24] Chrome
    Still, though, we definitely have
    a huge lead on them in science!
[00:30] Kohaku
    How can you be so sure?
[00:33] Ukyo
    We're the only ones with radar, at least.
[00:36] Ukyo
    If the islanders have radar,
    they would have found our ship by now.
[00:39] Senku
    Yeah.
[00:40] Senku
    At the same time, our only
    advantage is science.
[00:43] Senku
    Let's use our eyes of science
[00:45] Senku
    to sneak up to the island while
    the storm is giving us cover.
[00:48] Kokuyo
    I can't see anything ahead of us.
[00:50] Kokuyo
    We aren't going to hit anything underwater
    with such a large ship, are we?
[00:54] Senku
    You don't want to underestimate
    our sonar man, Ukyo-sama.
[00:58] Kaseki
    Hooray for the eyes of science!
[01:00] Kaseki
    Who could have crafted such a thing?
[01:03] Kaseki
    Oh, wait, it was me!
[01:07] Ryusui
    All hands, return to your stations!
[01:10] Ryusui
    It's about to stop raining.
[01:12] Ryusui
    We're going to hide the ship behind
    a rock before the weather clears.
[01:15] Ryusui
    I'll have special rewards
    for those who work well.
[01:22] Ryusui
    Time to storm the treasure island!
SIGN    Ray of Despair,
     Ray of Hope
[03:11] Ryusui
    What spectacular weather!
[03:14] Ryusui
    We managed to slide behind
    a rock just in time.
[03:16] Ryusui
    You've all done well.
[03:19] Ryusui
    A ten-thousand-drago bonus to all.
[03:25] Senku
    We don't have time to waste on games.
[03:28] Senku
    They'll find us if we stay too long.
[03:30] Senku
    Let's get going.
[03:32] Yo
    Treasure hunting!
[03:33] Magma
    I'm gonna kill everyone on the island!
[03:38] Senku
    Recon squad, let's go.
[03:40] Suika
    R-Recon squad?!
[03:49] Ryusui
    If we go in large numbers,
    we'll start a war.
[03:52] Ryusui
    Am I right?
[03:54] Ryusui
    We'll go in with the smallest team possible.
[03:56] Senku
    Yup.
[03:57] Senku
    Don't you lot forget why we're here.
[04:01] Senku
    We're here for the infinite
    revival fluid machine.
[04:05] Senku
    We're taking the platinum
    that's in our treasure chest.
[04:08] Senku
    If we find it right away, great.
[04:10] Senku
    Otherwise, we'll have to ask
    the islanders where it is.
[04:14] Ryusui
    Which means the recon squad will need...
[04:17] Ryusui
    four members.
[04:18] Ryusui
    Senku!
[04:19] Senku
    You'll need me to identify
    the platinum, after all.
[04:22] Ryusui
    Soyuz!
[04:23] Ryusui
    You're the only native.
[04:25] Soyuz
    I-I'll do my best to try
    to remember something.
[04:27] Ryusui
    Kohaku.
[04:28] Ryusui
    Defense and vision.
[04:29] Kohaku
    Indeed.
[04:30] Ryusui
    Gen.
[04:31] Ryusui
    You're in charge of negotiating
    with the islanders.
[04:33] Gen
    Bleah.
[04:35] Ryusui
    Good.
[04:36] Ryusui
    Commence operation!
[04:46] Kohaku
    Is Ukyo not coming with us?
[04:48] Kohaku
    It'd be useful to have his hearing
    in addition to my eyesight.
[04:52] Gen
    I saw him staring down the sonar.
[04:55] Gen
    Something about wanting
    to look at the sea floor.
[05:01] Ryusui
    Well, they've gone.
[05:06] Kaseki
    Why are you on the ship?!
[05:07] Kaseki
    When did you get on?!
[05:09] Suika
    I want to make myself useful!
[05:11] Suika
    I'm good at recon!
[05:14] Chrome
    I was wondering why I didn't
    see you at the farewell.
[05:18] Ryusui
    I can't allow it.
[05:20] Ryusui
    Stowaways are to be sent back.
[05:24] Ryusui
    Stay put until we get back to Japan!
[05:37] Francois
    A captain can't risk the life of a
    child on such a dangerous mission,
[05:41] Francois
    scouting a mysterious island.
[05:44] Francois
    Ryusui-sama is only being so stern
    because he's concerned for your safety.
[05:49] Ryusui
    Stay out of this, Francois.
[05:52] Francois
    My apologies.
[05:56] Taiju
    Don't worry! It'll be all right, Suika.
[05:59] Taiju
    There are plenty of ways you can be useful.
[06:02] Taiju
    Now, let's clean the ship while we wait
    for the others! It's nasty from the storm!
[06:06] Suika
    Okay!
[06:07] Suika
    I'll do my best!
[06:09] Ginro
    Ew, this sucks.
[06:15] Ukyo
    I knew it.
[06:16] Ukyo
    There's something down there.
[06:22] Ukyo
    If anyone has a moment, could you
    please look at the sea floor?
[06:27] Ginro
    Oh, fine!
[06:29] Ginro
    Here I go! Man of the sea!
[06:32] Yo
    Damn it! That's dirty!
[06:33] Yo
    Just to get out of having to clean?!
[06:38] Ginro
    Swimming at a southern island!
[06:40] Ginro
    This is ten billion times
    easier than cleaning.
[06:48] Ginro
    Man, that scared me.
[06:51] Ginro
    It's just a statue.
[06:53] Ginro
    I've seen them all over the... wait...
[06:55] Ginro
    They're all over the place!
[07:02] Yo
    What's the deal? We've seen
    plenty of statues before.
[07:04] Ukyo
    The chronology doesn't line up.
[07:07] Ukyo
    When Earth was showered by the
    petrification beam, this island was uninhabited.
[07:12] Ukyo
    It was only way later that people came here.
[07:16] Ukyo
    When were those statues Ginro saw petrified?
[07:25] Ryusui
    Someone's watching!
[07:27] Ryusui
    Who are you?
[07:32] Kohaku
    I thought I saw something
    shining on the ship.
[07:35] Kohaku
    Was it my imagination?
[07:37] Gen
    The signal's so poor.
[07:38] Gen
    This is hopeless.
[07:40] Gen
    They aren't picking up the
    phone for some reason.
[07:42] Gen
    Senku-chan, Kohaku-chan, you two go ahead.
[07:45] Gen
    I'm going to try calling from higher up.
[07:47] Kohaku
    Got it.
[07:51] Gen
    Yello?
[07:52] Soyuz
    I-I can see it from here.
[08:00] Gen
    What's wrong, Soyuz-chan?
[08:25] Suika
    I don't know what just happened,
    but Ryusui kicked me away to save me.
[08:38] Senku
    Damn it, what's with the sudden dash?
[08:40] Senku
    Did you find something?
[08:42] Kohaku
    Yeah.
[08:43] Kohaku
    A lead.
[08:45] Kohaku
    Discarded sea shells.
[08:47] Kohaku
    They're nearby.
[08:48] Kohaku
    The ones who can revive all of us!
    The people of the island!
[08:53] Senku
    Good going, Miss 11.0/11.0.
[08:56] Kohaku
    But how do we track them down now?
[09:00] Senku
    That won't be a problem at all.
[09:01] Gen
    Senku-chan!
[09:13] Gen
    Er, let's try to relax. Seriously.
[09:16] Gen
    Wait, are you listening?!
[09:18] Gen
    I knew this would happen!
[09:24] Kohaku
    Why did you tie me down?!
[09:25] Kohaku
    We need to go rescue them!
[09:27] Gen
    They got everyone on the ship!
[09:30] Gen
    If the four of us go and the enemy is there,
[09:32] Gen
    they're just going to petrify all
    of us, and bam! Game over! Right?
[09:37] Soyuz
    When did he tie the rope on her?
[09:39] Senku
    Good work, you scam artist magician.
[09:45] Soyuz
    No! We can't go near them!
[09:46] Soyuz
    I just remembered something traumatizing
    when I saw everyone petrified on the ship.
[09:52] Soyuz
    When I left the island as a baby...
[09:55] Soyuz
    We were running.
[09:57] Soyuz
    From something that was petrifying people.
[10:01] Soyuz
    S-Sorry I don't remember everything.
[10:05] Soyuz
    I'm sure I've seen it, but...
[10:07] Kohaku
    You were an infant, weren't you?
[10:09] Gen
    It's actually kind of amazing that
    you remember anything at all.
[10:12] Senku
    No, that's a jackpot of a hint.
[10:16] Senku
    Good going, Soyuz.
[10:19] Senku
    It means there's an enemy force
[10:23] Senku
    that's trying to petrify all
    of the Kingdom of Science.
[10:28] Senku
    And a friendly force that's trying
    to escape the petrification.
[10:36] Kohaku
    If we can get even one person on
    our side who knows this island,
[10:39] Kohaku
    we might be able to ask them
    where the treasure chest is!
SIGN    Islander
[10:42] Senku
    Got the platinum!
[10:44] Gen
    Infinite revival fluid!
[10:47] Kohaku
    Then we can revive all of humanity,
    including everyone on the ship!
[10:53] Gen
    This shell does look like
    it's been handled by someone.
[10:56] Kohaku
    Yeah.
[10:57] Kohaku
    They've thrown out the ones that
    are dead or that are hard to eat.
[11:01] Senku
    That doesn't tell us if they're
    friend or foe, though.
[11:03] Senku
    But that's ten billion times quicker
    than wandering around the island
[11:07] Senku
    aimlessly like idiots.
[11:10] Senku
    Let's find this person.
[11:12] Senku
    We can still catch up if we hurry.
[11:14] Senku
    It hasn't been half an hour since they left.
[11:17] Kohaku
    How can you be so sure?
[11:21] Senku
    Greenbottle flies have an OP ability
[11:23] Senku
    that lets them detect the stench
    of death from 16 kilometers away.
[11:26] Senku
    On an island this small, it couldn't
    have taken long for them to get here.
[11:30] Senku
    And they've just started
    gathering, which means...
[11:33] Senku
    It's been maybe ten or twenty minutes
    since these shells were thrown out.
[11:39] Senku
    And now it's time for some
    slow-ass forensics to shine.
[11:46] Senku
    We'll make the crime scene exhibits
    fess up where the perp is.
[11:52] Senku
    Time to start the science investigation!
[12:02] Gen
    Is that the stuff you used when
    you operated on Tsukasa-chan?
[12:05] Senku
    Adhesive, yes.
[12:06] Senku
    Cyanoacrylate.
[12:09] Senku
    We cook this stuff up to a boil,
    and cover the shell with the steam.
[12:14] Senku
    Then we shine a black light on it,
    and the evidence will show up.
[12:20] Gen
    Fingerprints!
[12:21] Kohaku
    You can see where someone's touched it?
[12:25] Senku
    We can make some inferences about
    who touched it from the shape.
[12:28] Senku
    Female.
[12:29] Senku
    Average height and weight.
[12:32] Gen
    You can tell that from the adhesive?
[12:34] Gen
    That's awesome, Detective Science.
[12:36] Senku
    Stop being so impressed and
    come up with a suspect profile.
[12:40] Senku
    That's your job, Detective Mental.
[12:42] Gen
    Detective Mental... That's my name?
[12:45] Gen
    Sheesh.
[12:46] Gen
    A mentalist isn't a psychic.
[12:49] Gen
    This is all hypothetical, all right?
[12:53] Gen
    The suspect is a young woman.
[12:56] Gen
    An older veteran wouldn't bother
[12:58] Gen
    picking up shells that she
    didn't have any use for.
[13:00] Gen
    It's a waste of energy.
[13:02] Gen
    Older people are good at being lazy.
[13:04] Gen
    They wouldn't bother picking up
    everything just to sift through it later.
[13:07] Gen
    She's been choosing which ones to keep after
    she walked some distance from the beach.
[13:11] Gen
    It was probably a bit of
    a pain to carry all of it.
[13:14] Gen
    Which means it would have been hard to
    crouch in the bushes or set them aside.
[13:19] Gen
    A young girl, average height and weight...
[13:21] Gen
    About 160 centimeters?
[13:23] Gen
    Her head would have been around here, so...
[13:26] Gen
    Yup, bingo.
[13:29] Gen
    Found you.
[13:31] Gen
    A young girl's hair.
[13:33] Senku
    Fantastic.
[13:35] Senku
    We'll store the evidence.
[13:37] Gen
    We only need one?
[13:38] Senku
    We're going to search everywhere together.
[13:41] Senku
    We'll get as many as we can...
[13:43] Senku
    And we'll put this in a centrifuge.
[13:45] Gen
    C-Centrifuge?!
[13:47] Gen
    Where do we even get one of those?
[13:51] Senku
    Right here.
[13:54] Senku
    Spin it good.
[13:55] Kohaku
    Got it!
[13:57] Senku
    We use a human-powered centrifuge
    to divide it into its constituent parts.
[14:01] Senku
    We're especially interested in pollen.
[14:04] Senku
    To which end...
[14:05] Gen
    What?!
SIGN    m 0 0 l 120 0 l 120 50 l 0 50
SIGN    Microscope
    acquired!!
[14:07] Senku
    Thank goodness for our leveled-up lathe.
[14:09] Senku
    It makes easy work of a microscope.
[14:11] Senku
    Now, then, let's get a good look.
[14:16] Senku
    Lily pollen.
[14:18] Senku
    Lilies don't grow on the coast.
[14:20] Senku
    The suspect lives in the
    mountains in the interior.
[14:26] Kohaku
    Scientific investigations
    are quite formidable.
[14:29] Kohaku
    It can find answers from
    what seems like nothing.
[14:32] Kohaku
    Senku and Gen...
[14:33] Kohaku
    No one could possibly escape your search.
[14:38] Gen
    The rest is easy.
SIGN    Shells
    discovered!
[14:40] Gen
    We just need to extrapolate this
    trajectory all the way to the mountains.
SIGN    Hair
    discovered!!
[14:43] Kohaku
    That's all I need to know.
[14:45] Kohaku
    It's my battleground from here!
[14:48] Kohaku
    If I can fight with speed and vision,
    there's no way they can get away.
[15:06] Kohaku
    S-So that's...
[15:08] Kohaku
    One of the people who
    split off from Ishigami Village.
[15:11] Kohaku
    One of the last remaining humans.
[15:15] Kohaku
    An enemy?
[15:16] Kohaku
    Or a friend?
[15:17] Gen
    There's even a chance that she's the
    one who petrified everyone on the ship.
[15:22] Soyuz
    I-I have to remember...
[15:24] Soyuz
    Anything I can!
[15:27] Senku
    Either way, our only option is to
    make contact and gather information.
[15:32] Senku
    We've made it with the power of science.
[15:36] Senku
    The key to reviving all of humanity...
[15:39] Senku
    The residents of the treasure island!
[15:51] Gen
    A young girl. Bingo!
[15:53] Kohaku
    What do we do? Capture her?
[15:55] Senku
    No. Let's do this the friendly way.
[15:58] Gen
    We'll talk her into joining us.
[16:02] Senku
    Yeah.
[16:03] Senku
    She's our only lead at the moment.
[16:05] Senku
    Once we get the location
    of the platinum out of her,
[16:08] Senku
    we can un-petrify everyone we want.
[16:10] Gen
    She looks like a tough nut to crack.
[16:12] Gen
    And she's a stunning beauty, too.
[16:15] Gen
    Time to show off my mentalist skills.
[16:19] Hot Guy, Hair & Stache
    Please marry me!
SIGN    Handsome
SIGN    Strong
SIGN    Good fisher
[16:25] Gen
    What's even going on?!
[16:26] Soyuz
    She's cute.
[16:27] Senku
    I guess we should wait for this to finish.
[16:30] Kohaku
    Yeah!
[16:31] Kohaku
    Looks like we can learn about
    their personalities, too.
[16:34] Kohaku
    Let's see how it plays out!
[16:35] Gen
    Why are you kind of excited about this?
[16:38] Kohaku
    Hush!
[16:38] Kohaku
    It's getting good! Watch!
[16:43] Amaryllis
    I-I, um...
[16:44] Amaryllis
    What do I do?
[16:45] Amaryllis
    My heart's pounding. I think I might
    be saying something I shouldn't.
[16:50] Amaryllis
    I'm really happy.
[16:53] Amaryllis
    You're really proposing to someone like me?
[16:56] Hot Guy
    What do you mean,
    "someone like me," Amaryllis?!
[16:59] Hot Guy
    You're the most beautiful
    person on this island!
[17:02] Gen
    Are you actually a super
    pure-hearted boy, Soyuz-chan?
[17:12] Amaryllis
    But I'm to be taken to the master tomorrow
    to become a bride of the inner palace.
[17:21] Amaryllis
    I'm sure you understand.
[17:22] Amaryllis
    You know what'll happen to all
    of us if we go against him.
[17:29] Hair
    Damn it! I didn't have a chance.
[17:31] Stache
    That's why we wanted to
    confess on this last day!
[17:40] Senku
    We were right to follow that woman.
[17:42] Senku
    Ten billion points to us.
[17:44] Senku
    We're already starting to get a glimpse
    of the evil boss that we're up against.
[17:51] Gen
    Amaryllis-chan, was it?
[17:52] Gen
    That pretty girl.
[17:54] Gen
    We might have a common enemy.
[17:57] Gen
    She might cooperate with us if she has an
    idea where the treasure chest might be.
[18:01] Gen
    Though, first impressions make up about
    90% of these kinds of interactions.
[18:05] Gen
    So let's make our introductions carefully.
[18:08] Senku
    Where's the treasure chest?
[18:09] Gen
    Way too blunt!
[18:11] Kohaku
    That's how Senku always is.
[18:13] Kohaku
    All he can think about is efficiency.
[18:16] Kohaku
    Not a problem.
[18:18] Kohaku
    We want to be as quick as we can to save
    the people on the ship who were petrified.
[18:22] Kohaku
    If worst comes to worst, I'll press
    this katana up against her throat.
[18:25] Gen
    You really don't hold back when it comes
    to your friends, do you, Kohaku-chan?
[18:30] Amaryllis
    Who are they?
[18:32] Amaryllis
    I've never seen any of them before.
[18:34] Amaryllis
    Does that mean they're from the inner palace?
[18:36] Amaryllis
    Are you here to take me to the master?
[18:38] Amaryllis
    But that was to be tomorrow.
[18:40] Gen
    Master?
[18:41] Gen
    Does that ring a bell, Soyuz-chan?
[18:47] Amaryllis
    You're the master?!
[18:52] Amaryllis
    I love you.
[18:55] Amaryllis
    Such might, such embracing, kind eyes...
[18:59] Amaryllis
    I've been in love since
    the first time I saw you.
[19:04] Kohaku
    Soyuz!
[19:05] Gen
    He's petrified!
[19:11] Amaryllis
    You aren't the master?
[19:13] Soyuz
    N-N-Nope. Sorry.
[19:15] Amaryllis
    You seemed the most familiar, so...
[19:17] Amaryllis
    The other three don't appear
    to be from this island.
[19:20] Kohaku
    Master?
[19:21] Kohaku
    You mean a leader?
[19:23] Kohaku
    I guess this man here would be our leader.
[19:27] Amaryllis
    I love you!
[19:31] Amaryllis
    Such might... well, maybe not so much...
[19:35] Amaryllis
    Such embracing, kind...
    actually, they look pretty evil.
[19:39] Amaryllis
    Such intelligent eyes!
[19:40] Amaryllis
    I've been in love since the first time I...
[19:44] Senku
    Yeah, yeah, whatever.
[19:46] Senku
    So where's the treasure chest?
[19:47] Kohaku
    You two are both so obtuse.
[19:49] Amaryllis
    It didn't work!
[19:50] Amaryllis
    My unbeatable attack failed!
[19:52] Amaryllis
    Is this even possible?
[19:54] Amaryllis
    But I'm so adorable!
[19:56] Gen
    That kind of attack isn't
    going to work on Senku-chan.
[19:59] Gen
    Not until civilization is restarted.
[20:01] Gen
    It'll work on me right now, though.
[20:03] Gen
    Oh, I just remembered!
[20:05] Gen
    I'm the master.
[20:07] Amaryllis
    I love—
[20:11] Amaryllis
    I was about to believe you for a second.
[20:13] Gen
    Bah.
[20:14] Kohaku
    If you want to be embraced so badly,
    how about I embrace you?
[20:18] Gen
    I'll pass.
[20:19] Gen
    You'll break every bone in my body.
[20:23] Amaryllis
    You aren't here to take me to the master?
[20:25] Amaryllis
    Then which village are you from?
[20:29] Amaryllis
    N-No...
[20:31] Gen
    What's that screaming?
[20:32] Kohaku
    Where are you going, Amaryllis?
[20:34] Amaryllis
    My village!
[20:39] Hot Guy
    We're just going to have to take him down!
[20:41] Hair
    Our master... I mean, that damn master!
[20:43] Stache
    Let's go, guys!
[20:46] Villager A
    Riot!
[20:47] Villager B
    They've gone mad because
    someone else is taking Amaryllis!
[20:50] Villager C
    It's no use! It won't help, no
    matter how many of us there are!
[20:52] Villager C
    Everyone in this village is
    going to get turned into stone!
[20:56] Amaryllis
    What do I do?
[20:57] Kohaku
    I'll cut them all down and stop them.
[20:59] Kohaku
    That's the only option.
[21:00] Gen
    You'd be ruining everything!
[21:02] Gen
    No one would ever side with us!
[21:05] Kohaku
    Then what do we do?
[21:06] Senku
    Damn it.
[21:06] Senku
    Gen, we're using this.
[21:11] Senku
    Science's own suppression device:
    chloroacetone.
[21:16] Senku
    Basically, it's tear gas.
[21:19] Senku
    This'll calm you down!
[21:35] Amaryllis
    Wow...
[21:36] Amaryllis
    Sorcery?
[21:38] Amaryllis
    Who are you people?
[21:40] (Flashback) Kohaku
    We want to be as quick as we can to save
    the people on the ship who were petrified.
[21:47] Amaryllis
    I...
[21:49] Amaryllis
    I know the secret of the petrification beam.
[21:54] Amaryllis
    I thought if I could be cute and
    infiltrate the master's inner palace,
[21:57] Amaryllis
    I could defeat him.
[21:59] Amaryllis
    I'd made up my mind that I would become
[22:03] Amaryllis
    the prettiest girl on the
    island to save everyone.
[22:07] Amaryllis
    I want your help.
SIGN    m 0 0 l 188 0 l 188 96 l 0 96
SIGN    The island's most
    beautiful girl, Amaryllis,
    has joined the party!!
[22:09] Amaryllis
    Please fight alongside me!
SIGN    The Trump Card Aboard the Science Vessel
SIGN    Next Episode
SIGN    The Trump Card Aboard the Science Vessel
SIGN    This is a work of fiction, but the plants, animals, and production methods described are based on reality. Foraging and making things on your own accord is extremely dangerous and, in some cases, illegal. Please do not imitate without expertise.

E8 - The Trump Card Aboard the Science Vessel

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[00:01] Villager A
    Riot!
[00:08] Senku
    Science's own suppression
    device: chloroacetone.
[00:12] Senku
    Basically, it's tear gas.
[00:15] Senku
    This'll calm you down!
[00:25] Amaryllis
    Wow...
[00:26] Amaryllis
    Sorcery?
[00:28] Amaryllis
    Who are you people?
[00:30] Kohaku
    We want to be as quick as we can to save
    the people on the ship who were petrified.
[00:37] Amaryllis
    I...
[00:40] Amaryllis
    I know the secret of the petrification beam.
[00:44] Amaryllis
    I want your help.
[00:46] Amaryllis
    Please fight alongside me!
SIGN    The Trump Card
     Aboard the Science Vessel
SIGN    Five Years Ago
SIGN    Amaryllis, Age 13
[02:37] (Flashback) Man A
    Amaryllis!
[02:38] (Flashback) Man A
    Hurry up and get on!
[02:42] (Flashback) Amaryllis (young)
    Are we really going?
[02:43] (Flashback) Amaryllis (young)
    Beyond the ocean?
[02:44] (Flashback) Amaryllis (young)
    Is that really safe?
[02:46] (Flashback) Man B
    You're so proper.
[02:47] (Flashback) Woman A
    Let me guess. It's the old farts again.
[02:50] (Flashback) Woman A
    "Don't leave the island!"
[02:51] (Flashback) Woman A
    "Don't make new things!"
[02:52] (Flashback) Woman A
    "The Master will use the sorcery he
    inherited to turn you into stone!"
[02:57] (Flashback) Woman B
    That's so annoying.
[02:59] (Flashback) Woman A
    Who cares about some stupid master?
[03:02] (Flashback) Woman A
    Come on, let's go.
[03:04] (Flashback) Men
    All right, let's go!
[03:27] (Flashback) Man A
    Crap... The two tops are here.
[03:30] (Flashback) Woman A
    Huh? What's your problem?
[03:31] (Flashback) Man A
    Row! Quick!
[03:32] (Flashback) Man A
    Run!
[03:33] (Flashback) Woman A
    Hey, there's a boat coming after us.
[03:35] (Flashback) Man A
    You don't know?!
[03:37] (Flashback) Man A
    It's the Master's right hand and left hand!
[03:40] (Flashback) Man A
    Look at you, all panicked. Lawl.
[03:42] (Flashback) Man A
    It's not funny!
[03:45] (Flashback) Man A
    They're the strongest people around!
[03:47] (Flashback) Man A
    Moz and Kirisame!
[03:54] (Flashback) Moz
    What a shame.
[03:56] (Flashback) Moz
    What a total shame.
[03:58] (Flashback) Moz
    They're pretty cute.
[03:59] (Flashback) Moz
    Especially that girl peeking out at the end.
[04:03] (Flashback) Moz
    She's still a kid, but I can see it.
[04:07] (Flashback) Moz
    She's gonna be gorgeous in five years.
[04:11] (Flashback) Kirisame
    You can have your little beauty contest
    at your inner palace selection event.
[04:14] (Flashback) Kirisame
    We have a simple task ahead of us.
[04:19] (Flashback) Moz
    Then let me ask you, Kirisame-chan...
[04:21] (Flashback) Moz
    What is there to life besides
    squeezing cute girls?
[04:26] (Flashback) Kirisame
    You're disgusting.
[04:28] (Flashback) Kirisame
    Not that I didn't know.
[04:31] (Flashback) Moz
    That's a pretty low trajectory.
[04:33] (Flashback) Moz
    One head higher.
[04:36] (Flashback) Kirisame
    Understood.
[04:51] (Flashback) Woman A
    What is that light?
[04:53] (Flashback) Woman A
    I'm sorry, Amaryllis...
[04:55] (Flashback) Woman A
    We shouldn't have forced you...
[04:57] (Flashback) Man A
    The men are shields!
[04:58] (Flashback) Man A
    Amaryllis is the youngest!
    Send her farthest back!
[05:10] Gen
    That just triggered some really bad trauma.
[05:14] Gen
    Is that light what I think it is?
[05:16] Senku
    Yeah. The one from thousands of years ago.
[05:19] Senku
    I'd never forget.
[05:20] Senku
    It's the same kind of thing.
[05:23] Senku
    Although the scales differ.
[05:26] Kohaku
    But Amaryllis, several years
    later, you're still alive.
[05:32] Kohaku
    How were you saved?
[05:50] (Flashback) Kirisame
    Everyone's been successfully petrified.
[06:04] Amaryllis (young)
    The light stopped right in front of me?
[06:22] Amaryllis
    It's said that the petrification ability
[06:23] Amaryllis
    is sorcery passed down throughout
    the Master's family.
[06:27] Amaryllis
    But I've seen it.
[06:28] Amaryllis
    The Master wasn't on the boat.
[06:32] Senku
    So his goons tossed some kind of weapon.
[06:37] Amaryllis
    There's nothing we can do when the Master
    himself has the petrification ability.
[06:41] Amaryllis
    We've always had to do as he wanted.
[06:43] Amaryllis
    But...
[06:45] Amaryllis
    If the petrification is a weapon,
    we only need to steal it.
[06:48] Amaryllis
    So I... well...
[06:50] Amaryllis
    I was hoping you could lend me a hand.
[06:54] Amaryllis
    I know we only just met today...
[06:58] Amaryllis
    But you're so mighty,
    I can't help but depend on you.
[07:02] Amaryllis
    I'm sorry.
[07:07] Senku
    You can stop doing that now.
[07:10] Amaryllis
    It didn't work?! I was afraid of that!
[07:12] Senku
    Don't sweat it. We have compatible goals.
[07:15] Senku
    We're here to take the source of the
    petrification for ourselves, after all.
[07:20] Senku
    If the petrification was
    some kind of fantasy thing
[07:23] Senku
    that wasn't bound by any kind of rules,
[07:26] Senku
    humanity never would have stood a chance.
[07:28] Senku
    But Amaryllis, you've made
    a few things clear to me.
[07:33] Senku
    First, at the very least,
    there's a limited area of effect.
SIGN    m 0 0 l 50 0 l 50 220 l 0 220
SIGN    Limited
    area
    of
    effect
SIGN    m 0 0 l 50 0 l 50 180 l 0 180
SIGN    Used
    by
    throwing
[07:38] Senku
    Two, it's used by being thrown.
[07:40] Senku
    In other words, the user
    could be petrified, as well.
[07:42] Senku
    Three, you can stop the petrification
    chain reaction by cutting it off.
SIGN    m 0 0 l 80 0 l 80 250 l 0 250
SIGN    You can
    stop the
    petrification
    chain
    reaction
    by
    cutting
    it off
[07:47] Senku
    There are rules there.
[07:50] Senku
    If it has rules, it's science.
[07:54] Senku
    And if it's a science battle, we can't lose.
[07:58] Gen
    I'm sure of that.
[08:01] Kohaku
    Amaryllis, you said this Master would
    be coming tomorrow, did you not?
[08:05] Amaryllis
    Yes.
[08:07] Amaryllis
    Every year, he comes to each village to
    choose beautiful girls over eighteen to wed.
[08:13] Amaryllis
    Though, by "choose," he really means force.
[08:15] Amaryllis
    Even if they're married.
[08:18] Amaryllis
    I'm really cute, so I'm going to be
    chosen tomorrow and get taken away.
[08:22] Gen
    I don't know about saying so yourself...
[08:25] Gen
    I mean, not that I doubt it, though.
[08:27] Amaryllis
    That's why I've been working
    on myself this whole time,
[08:30] Amaryllis
    so I can save the others.
[08:32] Amaryllis
    Once I get inside the inner palace,
[08:34] Amaryllis
    I'll have an opportunity to
    take the petrification beam.
[08:38] Kohaku
    Though, even if you can enthrall the men,
[08:41] Kohaku
    the one with the petrification beam
    was Kirisame, a female warrior, no?
[08:46] Gen
    You might have to take someone
    with you who can fight.
[08:50] Amaryllis
    But where am I going to
    find a girl who can fight
[08:54] Amaryllis
    and who can come into the
    inner palace with me?
[09:00] Kohaku
    Ah! Of course!
[09:02] Kohaku
    I just need to be chosen in this
    so-called "cuteness selection."
[09:12] Kohaku
    I just need to be chosen as a cute one!
SIGN    I just need to be chosen as a cute one!
SIGN    Ehhh?!
SIGN    Ehhh?!
[09:20] Senku
    It's true, Kohaku.
[09:22] Senku
    You're the only one who can
    accomplish this mission.
[09:26] Senku
    Don't worry about looks.
SIGN    Chief of Science
[09:28] Senku
    We can take care of that easily with science.
SIGN    m 0 0 l 80 0 l 80 260 l 0 260
SIGN    Chief
    of
    Psychology
[09:32] Gen
    You're right about that.
SIGN    m 0 0 l 55 0 l 55 265 l 0 265
SIGN    Chief
    of
    Makeup
SIGN    m 0 0 l 210 0 l 210 90 l 0 90
SIGN    Schpoof
    Tester
[09:35] Amaryllis
    Allow me to do the makeup.
[09:38] Gen
    Time for the great
    Kohaku-chan Beautification Mod!
[09:42] Gen
    Attraction is science!
[09:45] Amaryllis
    Let's start with your dress.
[09:47] Amaryllis
    I think your outfit's cute as it is,
    but it's not quite the type
[09:51] Amaryllis
    that'll get you chosen for the inner palace.
[09:57] Amaryllis
    You're getting changed right here?!
[10:00] Kohaku
    Oh, these men?
[10:03] Kohaku
    I'm sure they don't mind at all.
[10:06] Senku
    I don't mind, but stop acting like that.
[10:08] Senku
    That's the first thing to work on.
[10:10] Senku
    Our mission is to get you
    to win a beauty contest.
[10:14] Gen
    It'll take some practice to make sure
    you don't make a fool of yourself.
[10:19] Kohaku
    It's not uncomfortable...
[10:21] Kohaku
    But it's hard to move in.
[10:26] Kohaku
    Leg moves will be especially difficult.
[10:28] Gen
    That's what I'm talking about!
[10:30] Kohaku
    There.
[10:31] Gen
    Again, that's what I mean!
[10:33] Amaryllis
    I don't think you'll need your
    weapon and shield with your dress.
[10:36] Soyuz
    Why'd you put them on so casually?
[10:38] Gen
    I guess your clothes are good enough, but...
[10:40] Gen
    This is where the real problems start!
[10:43] Gen
    Operation Science Makeup!
[10:45] Senku
    About that...
[10:47] Senku
    There isn't much more I can do
    with just the tools I have on me.
[10:54] Senku
    We're definitely going to need the lab.
[10:58] Senku
    Science is our trump card.
[11:00] Senku
    Our only advantage.
[11:03] Senku
    If we can get the lab, we can
    put up a fight on this island.
[11:15] Amaryllis
    That's the boat you took?
[11:17] Amaryllis
    I've never seen one so big.
[11:21] Kohaku
    The enemy's taken it over, though.
[11:24] Senku
    Of course they have.
[11:25] Senku
    They aren't total, utter, complete idiots.
[11:33] Kohaku
    Everyone...
[11:37] Gen
    I get how you feel, but you
    seriously can't just go charging in!
[11:48] Kohaku
    Is that ridiculously huge
    old dude the Master?
[11:52] Amaryllis
    No.
[11:53] Amaryllis
    The Master is younger.
[11:55] Amaryllis
    That's Minister Ibara.
[11:57] Amaryllis
    He gives out orders based
    on what the Master wants.
[12:02] Amaryllis
    He's the other leader of the island.
[12:05] Ibara
    I like it. I like it very much.
[12:08] Ibara
    You did good, Kirisame-kun.
[12:12] Ibara
    What a fantastic boat!
[12:14] Ibara
    I'm sure the Master will be delighted
    to see it in his own hands, intact!
[12:20] Kirisame
    But Ibara-sama, the facilities on this
    ship are far beyond our comprehension.
[12:26] Kirisame
    I fear that it's a kind of sorcery
    by those who've left the island.
[12:30] Kirisame
    I suggest destroying it immediately.
[12:31] Ibara
    Wait just a minute, Kirisame-kun.
[12:35] Ibara
    Are you trying to give me your opinion?
[12:37] Ibara
    It's the Master's decision, is it not?
[12:40] Kirisame
    No, that's correct.
[12:44] Ibara
    I like the outfits, too.
[12:46] Ibara
    Let's fix them up and put them
    on the girls in the inner palace.
[12:49] Ibara
    Can't take these clothes
    off with this pose, though.
[12:52] Ibara
    Time to break you apart, mister statue!
[12:59] Kohaku
    Don't worry.
[13:00] Kohaku
    I won't do anything to ruin our mission.
[13:06] Kohaku
    Someone might have survived in
    the ship without being petrified.
[13:10] Kohaku
    In which case, I can get their
    attention by shouting up close.
[13:15] Kirisame
    What are you doing here?
[13:19] Kirisame
    Which village are you from?
[13:23] Kohaku
    I didn't notice her at all.
[13:25] Kirisame
    This girl immediately
    assumed a combat stance.
[13:43] Kohaku
    She's strong.
[13:44] Kohaku
    This woman must be one of the
    strongest warriors on the island...
[13:47] Kohaku
    Kirisame!
[13:50] Gen
    This is bad!
[13:54] Kohaku
    There's no way I can stop
    her without weapons!
[13:57] Kohaku
    I'll have to keep fighting...
[13:59] Kohaku
    and take my chances now!
[14:01] Kohaku
    The lab!
[14:02] Kohaku
    The lab!
[14:03] Kohaku
    The lab!
[14:04] Kohaku
    The lab!
[14:05] Kohaku
    The lab!
[14:06] Kohaku
    The lab!
[14:07] Kohaku
    I want the lab!
[14:09] Kohaku
    That's all we need!
[14:10] Kohaku
    Please!
[14:13] Kirisame
    Lab?
[14:17] Soyuz
    R-Right.
[14:18] Soyuz
    The people on the island would
    have never heard such a word.
[14:21] Soyuz
    It's effectively a secret message to
    the people of the Kingdom of Science!
[14:28] Gen
    Well, go on, Lab-kun. You need to go find her.
[14:33] Senku
    Huh?
[14:34] Gen
    Come on, now.
[14:37] Soyuz
    Lab-kun?
[14:38] Soyuz
    That's Senku?
[14:40] Gen
    Sorry, sorry.
[14:42] Gen
    She's just so possessive.
[14:45] Gen
    She gets jealous and starts
    a fight as soon as she finds
[14:48] Gen
    another girl hanging out near him.
[14:52] Kohaku
    Lab!
[14:53] Kohaku
    I want Lab!
[14:56] Kohaku
    Indeed, that is so!
[14:58] Kohaku
    Lab and I are lovers!
[15:00] Senku
    Ah...
[15:02] Kohaku
    Smooch!
[15:09] Kirisame
    J-Just hurry on home!
[15:12] Kirisame
    Never have your flirtatious
    meetings here again!
[15:17] Senku
    Not that such two-bit acting means anything
    if there's no one left on the ship.
[15:22] Kohaku
    Yeah. I know.
[15:25] Kohaku
    But I'm certain someone is.
SIGN    A Few Hours Ago
[15:39] (Flashback) Ryusui
    Who are you?
[15:50] Ryusui
    She threw something unannounced.
[15:52] Ryusui
    It's an obvious attack.
[15:53] Ryusui
    Am I right?
[15:55] Ryusui
    What is that? Think...
[15:57] Ryusui
    I suspect I only have a few
    seconds until it hits me.
[16:02] Ryusui
    What is the rope for?
[16:04] Ryusui
    To recover the object being thrown?
[16:06] Ryusui
    Or to gauge its distance?
[16:08] Ryusui
    What's more, the thrower is
    keeping quite a distance.
[16:11] Ryusui
    Which means...
[16:13] Ryusui & Ukyo
    It's a type of grenade!
[16:21] Ryusui
    There's no time to escape its range.
[16:24] Ryusui
    My death is imminent.
[16:26] Ryusui
    I'll have to resort to my next plan!
[16:28] Ryusui
    If there's anyone I can save...
[16:32] (Flashback) Suika
    Ryu—
[16:32] (Flashback) Suika
    ...sui?!
[16:35] (Flashback) Ryusui
    Live on, Suika!
[16:36] (Flashback) Ryusui
    Let Senku and the others know...
[16:38] (Flashback) Ryusui
    The ship's been attacked!
[16:43] (Flashback) Ginro
    What?! What?! What?! What?!
[16:44] (Flashback) Ginro
    What is that light?!
[16:47] Ginro
    Some weird light's passing
    through everything!
[16:49] Ginro
    The ship, the water... everything!
[16:51] Ginro
    I'm done for!
[16:59] Ginro
    The light stopped?
[17:03] Ginro
    I'm saved?
[17:05] Ginro
    Barely...
[17:07] Ginro
    Right...
[17:08] Ginro
    Ukyo grazed it with the arrow,
    which gave me just enough room...
[17:25] Ginro
    Petrified...
[17:30] Ginro
    Why?
[17:31] Ginro
    They're all...
[17:44] Ginro
    Kinro...
[17:46] Ginro
    Please...
[17:48] Ginro
    Kinro...
[17:59] Ginro
    Someone's coming!
[18:00] Ginro
    I need somewhere to hide!
[18:05] Kohaku
    The lab!
[18:06] Kohaku
    The lab!
[18:07] Kohaku
    The lab!
[18:08] Kohaku
    The lab!
[18:09] Kohaku
    The lab!
[18:10] Kohaku
    The lab!
[18:16] Ginro
    I think I heard Kohaku-chan's
    voice saying, "The lab!"
[18:22] Ginro
    Kohaku-chan!
[18:24] Ginro
    Senku and the others must be with her!
[18:26] Ginro
    I'm over here!
[18:30] Kohaku
    Someone's on the ship!
[18:31] Kohaku
    A survivor from the Kingdom of Science!
[18:34] Senku
    Who is it?!
[18:39] Kohaku, Senku & Gen
    It's Ginro...
[18:42] Amaryllis
    What? Is this Ginro not good enough?
[18:45] Gen
    It's not that...
[18:47] Gen
    It's not that he's not good enough.
[18:48] Gen
    He does what he needs to
    when it really comes to it.
[18:50] Gen
    But...
[18:51] Gen
    In terms of getting our lab back,
SIGN    Magma
SIGN    Taiju
[18:54] Gen
    if the person who came out of the
    barrel was Ryusui or Francois or Ukyo,
SIGN    Ryusui
SIGN    Francois
SIGN    Ukyo
[19:00] Gen
    that would have been an SSR gacha pull...
SIGN    Ginro
[19:04] Gen, Senku & Kohaku
    But it's Ginro...
[19:08] Kohaku
    No, Ginro does the right thing
    when push comes to shove.
[19:12] Kohaku
    Look!
[19:12] Kohaku
    I think he's trying to convey
    some important information.
[19:18] Kohaku
    "H."
[19:18] Kohaku
    "E."
[19:19] Kohaku
    "L."
[19:20] Kohaku
    "P."
SIGN    THUD
[19:23] Kohaku
    That's. Not. It. Dumbass!
[19:26] Kohaku
    You need to help us!
[19:43] Ibara
    Say there, warrior, has someone
    touched these barrels?
[19:48] Warrior
    No, sir.
[19:49] Ibara
    Why has it moved?
[19:52] Warrior
    H-Has it?
[19:54] Ibara
    It has.
[19:55] Ibara
    By about a pinky's width.
[19:58] Ibara
    It's not where I saw it last time.
[20:13] Ibara
    Let's have a look.
[20:19] Ibara
    What was that noise?!
[20:20] Warrior
    It came from the transparent, ice-like room.
[20:29] Ginro
    Transparent?
[20:30] Ginro
    Glass?
[20:32] Ginro
    The greenhouse where we're growing food?
[20:34] Ginro
    Who's in there?
[20:47] Warrior B
    Was it this thing?
[20:49] Kirisame
    Judging from its bleating, it may be the beast
    called the "goat" from the Hundred Tales.
[20:54] Warrior C
    I heard it from up close, though.
[20:57] Warrior C
    That "crash!" sounded like
    something rolled and hit something.
[21:02] Warrior
    It might be fiercer than it looks.
[21:06] Ibara
    I like it! I like it very much!
[21:08] Ibara
    The Master will be pleased, I'm sure!
[21:11] Ibara
    And the vegetables!
[21:13] Ibara
    All such unusual kinds!
[21:16] Ibara
    I like it!
[21:21] Ginro
    I'm saved!
[21:23] Ginro
    Although I have no idea how.
[21:26] Kohaku
    Someone grabbed their attention
    from the greenhouse?
[21:30] Senku
    We've got a mega elite in there.
[21:35] Senku
    The boat we used to get to the island...
[21:38] Senku
    They would have noticed that someone's
    on the island if they'd found it,
[21:44] Senku
    but she ten billion percent
    hid it in the greenery.
[21:49] Senku
    No one's going to find it there for a while.
[21:52] Senku
    She's here fully prepared.
[21:55] Senku
    The master of nature and infiltration!
[22:03] Suika
    I'm gonna make myself useful, too!
[22:07] Suika
    Ginro and I are gonna get
    the science lab together!
SIGN    Suika
SIGN    Beautiful Science
SIGN    Next Episode
SIGN    Beautiful Science
SIGN    This is a work of fiction, but the plants, animals, and production methods described are based on reality. Foraging and making things on your own accord is extremely dangerous and, in some cases, illegal. Please do not imitate without expertise.

E9 - Beautiful Science

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[00:28] Senku
    There's a camouflage cover to
    protect the lab car from animals.
[00:34] Senku
    There's a ten billion percent chance
    our nature and infiltration master,
[00:37] Senku
    Suika, will notice it and cover the car.
[00:40] Soyuz
    B-But it doesn't hide it from people, does it?
[00:44] Senku
    Of course not.
[00:45] Senku
    It's going to take brute force in the end.
[00:47] Kohaku
    We have a chance!
[00:49] Kohaku
    We just need two people to go
    in with perfect coordination.
[00:53] Gen
    Suika-chan's super capable,
    so I'm not worried about her...
[00:56] Gen
    But her tag team partner leaves
    me with nothing but concern.
[01:01] Kohaku
    That man gets things done
    when push comes to shove.
[01:04] Kohaku
    I believe in you, Ginro.
SIGN    Beautiful Science
[02:43] Ginro
    Someone's come to save me!
[02:45] Ginro
    I can go now, right?
[02:46] Ginro
    I can run away, right?
[02:49] Ginro
    Special Technique: Not My Problem!
[02:53] Warrior A
    What was it called, again? A goat?
[02:55] Warrior A
    It has nice fur, and I bet it tastes good.
[02:58] Warrior B
    Guess there's all kinds of beasts
    out there that I've never seen.
[03:03] Ginro
    All right...
[03:04] Ginro
    They're busy moving the goats,
    so now's my time to escape
[03:08] Ginro
    from the other side of the ship.
[03:10] Ginro
    I managed to escape the
    petrification beam, after all!
[03:16] Ginro
    That's right...
[03:18] Ginro
    I managed to escape.
[03:21] Ginro
    Only me.
[03:33] Ginro
    Jeez, why are you sleeping, Kinro?
[03:38] Ginro
    Let's run together.
[03:41] Ginro
    Oh, fine.
[03:42] Ginro
    I'll carry you with me.
[03:51] Warrior C
    What is that thing rolling around?!
[03:54] Warrior D
    I thought it was a vegetable,
    but it's a beast!
[03:56] Ginro
    Suika?! How?
[03:58] Suika
    I'm going to make myself useful!
[04:00] Suika
    I'll draw the enemies' attention!
[04:03] Suika
    I know Ginro will escape with
    the lab if I keep making a racket!
[04:10] Ginro
    What if they catch you?
[04:13] Ginro
    They'll petrify you for sure
    this time... or kill you!
[04:17] Warrior A
    It went that way!
[04:18] Warrior B
    Damn it, hold still!
[04:23] Ginro
    Right...
[04:24] Ginro
    I don't have time for this.
[04:28] Ginro
    We gotta run away together.
[04:30] Ginro
    Right, Kin...ro?
[04:36] Kinro
    Ginro.
[04:37] Kinro
    Ginro!
[04:39] Kinro
    Ginro!
[04:42] Kinro
    You might still be alive, since you
    weren't on the ship at the time.
[04:47] Kinro
    I can't see, nor can I hear,
    so I have no way to know for sure.
[04:53] Kinro
    But I believe in you.
[04:55] Kinro
    I can tell, even in the darkness,
[04:58] Kinro
    that you're still alive.
[05:01] Kinro
    I wish I could tell you...
[05:03] Kinro
    to think!
[05:06] Kinro
    What should you be doing now?
[05:15] Ginro
    Damn it, I can hear you,
    even if you can't talk.
[05:19] Ginro
    You're going on with your
    stuck-up, straitlaced face...
[05:25] Ginro
    Sorry, Kinro.
[05:27] Ginro
    Wait here for a second.
[05:31] Ginro
    I'll be back with Senku's
    team to save all of us.
[05:36] Warrior C
    Over there!
[05:49] Warrior C
    Gotcha!
[05:51] Warrior C
    There!
[05:52] Warrior C
    I finally got...
[05:53] Warrior C
    Huh?
[05:54] Warrior D
    The hell? It's just a shell from some fruit.
[06:02] Senku
    All right!
[06:08] Warrior B
    Hold it!
[06:22] Suika
    The lab car's so awesome! It's amphibious!
[06:37] Senku
    Nicely done, guys.
[06:40] Ginro
    Senku!
[06:45] Ginro
    We're surrounded!
[06:47] Gen
    I guess we should have expected that.
[06:50] Warrior D
    It's too dark. I can't see anything.
[06:53] Warrior E
    I thought it was a boat,
    but it was moving on land, too.
[06:55] Warrior E
    Is it yet another beast?
[06:59] Soyuz
    I-I see.
[07:00] Soyuz
    The people on the island can't conceive
    of a vehicle that moves on its own.
[07:04] Soyuz
    It looks like an animal to them.
[07:06] Soyuz
    I thought it was at first, too.
[07:08] Monster
    Hurgle!
[07:10] Senku
    That's a convenient misunderstanding for us.
[07:13] Gen
    They won't find out we're still alive!
[07:17] Senku
    We're going to be spewing a ton
    of fumes if we go any faster.
[07:21] Senku
    They'll know immediately that it's manma—
[07:28] Senku
    Those flowers...
[07:31] Amaryllis
    That's jasmine. What about it?
[07:32] Gen
    We're in the south, after all.
[07:34] Gen
    What, are we having tea time now?
[07:36] Gen
    Jasmine tea?
[07:41] Amaryllis
    Shells?
[07:42] Senku
    The ones you were collecting
    earlier in the day, Amaryllis.
[07:48] Senku
    I never would have thought we'd
    have a use for the rotten flesh.
[07:53] Senku
    If we're going to blow fumes their way,
    we may as well make them mega fragrant.
[07:57] Senku
    With amines from seafood and meat,
    and skatole from jasmine.
[08:02] Gen
    Skatole?
[08:04] Gen
    Even the name sounds nasty.
SIGN    m 0 0 l 526 0 l 526 60 l 0 60
SIGN    How to Make Poop Smell
SIGN    How to Make Poop Smell
[08:07] Mecha-Senku
    My name's Mecha-Senku!
[08:09] Mecha-Senku
    It's been a while, huh?
[08:11] Mecha-Senku
    Today, we'll learn how to make poo!
[08:13] Mecha-Senku
    I mean, how to make the smell of poo!
[08:16] Mecha-Senku
    All you have to do is pour some stupidly
    strong jasmine tea on simmered meat!
[08:24] Senku
    Just gotta warm up some rotten
    clams wrapped in jasmine petals.
SIGN    m 0 0 l 242 0 l 242 86 l 0 86
SIGN    Poo
    Acquired!!
[08:30] Ginro
    We don't need to acquire that!
[08:32] Ginro
    I get plenty from my butt!
SIGN    m 0 0 l 242 0 l 242 86 l 0 86
SIGN    Poo
    Acquired!!
[08:35] Senku
    It's just a smell.
[08:37] Senku
    They can have some sulfur for
    the bonus fart smell, too.
[08:41] Gen
    The lab sure is nice to have, isn't it?
[08:48] Warriors
    Gross!
[08:53] Warrior E
    Damn it! I knew it was just a beast!
[09:01] Ginro
    Yay!
[09:02] Ginro
    We got the lab!
[09:04] Suika
    Escape successful!
[09:06] Gen
    Now we can give Kohaku-chan
    that makeover, huh?
[09:15] Warrior D
    It was difficult to tell in the darkness,
    but we believe it to have been a beast.
[09:31] Gen
    Just to be safe, why don't we make
    some fake footprints while it's dark?
[09:39] Amaryllis
    There's a secret passageway
[09:41] Amaryllis
    called the Sapphire Caves that
    you can only enter from the sea.
[09:48] Suika
    The cave water's sparkling blue!
[09:51] Gen
    It's like that place in... Italy, was it?
[09:55] Gen
    The, er, Blue Grotto.
[09:58] Senku
    Looks like a sea cave that's
    been carved out by wave erosion.
[10:01] Amaryllis
    I'm pretty sure only the people
    of my village know about it.
[10:04] Amaryllis
    We should be safe here for a while.
[10:07] Ibara
    This might be a beast, or it might not be.
[10:12] Ibara
    There's no way to know.
[10:15] Ibara
    Whatever will I do if it happens
    to be someone who got away?
[10:22] Ibara
    Let's look really carefully,
    shall we? Just to be sure.
[10:28] Ibara
    Every forest.
[10:31] Ibara
    Every village.
[10:35] Ibara
    Every house!
[10:38] Ibara
    Every single corner.
[10:48] Kohaku
    Are they doing this "beauty contest" thing
[10:50] Kohaku
    at the inner palace even
    during this state of emergency?
[10:53] Gen
    Is that really how someone
    would sit in a beauty contest?
[10:56] Amaryllis
    They will.
[10:57] Amaryllis
    There's no way Moz wouldn't
    go through with it.
[11:00] Amaryllis
    Unlike Minister Ibara,
[11:02] Amaryllis
    Moz is already so powerful that
    he's never cautious about anything.
[11:07] Amaryllis
    All he's interested in is cute girls.
[11:10] Gen
    Wow!
[11:11] Gen
    Southern fruits?!
[11:13] Senku
    Well done, Amaryllis!
[11:16] Amaryllis
    Sorry, I could only gather so many.
[11:18] Amaryllis
    Just coconuts and stuff for now.
[11:22] Senku
    That's more than enough.
[11:24] Senku
    Combine them with the items in the
    lab car, and these ordinary fruits
[11:28] Senku
    will turn into all kinds of
    things with the power of science.
SIGN    Shampoo
SIGN    Coconut
SIGN    Phlogopite
    Sericite
SIGN    Glitter/Foundation
SIGN    Sulfuric Acid
SIGN    Sodium Hydroxide
SIGN    Oil
SIGN    Salt
SIGN    Conditioner
SIGN    Honey
SIGN    Lipstick
SIGN    Lemon
SIGN    Perfume
SIGN    Jasmine
SIGN    Vanillin
    (Used in fake chocolate)
SIGN    Scale insects
[11:32] Gen
    Let Operation: Beauty
    Kohaku-chan Makeover begin!
SIGN    Beauty Kohaku
SIGN    Makeover Road Map
[11:43] Suika
    We're making all this?
[11:46] Senku
    Yup, by noon.
[11:48] Kohaku
    It's quite a bit of work
    becoming cute, I see.
[11:51] Senku
    It's the Kohaku makeover crash project.
[11:54] Senku
    Your hairstyle's the biggest part of it.
[11:57] Senku
    Let's start by getting rid of this hairband.
[11:59] Kohaku
    Bomber!
[12:01] Senku
    How the hell is your hair so frizzy?!
[12:03] Gen
    You're one to talk, Senku-chan.
[12:05] Amaryllis
    I guess there's a reason you had it tied.
[12:08] Senku
    Mix southern island coconut oil with
    our good friend sodium hydroxide.
[12:13] Senku
    Toss in our other good friend, sulfuric acid.
[12:16] Gen
    Awesome!
[12:17] Gen
    It really feels like we have the lab back.
[12:22] Senku
    Mix in some salt and oil and,
    once it's slick, it's ready.
[12:28] Kohaku
    My hair's feeling a lot cleaner!
SIGN    m 0 0 l 168 0 l 168 70 l 0 70
SIGN    Shampoo
    Acquired!!
[12:34] Kohaku
    And now I just need to dry it.
[12:36] Gen
    Look at that manual hairdryer go.
[12:38] Ginro
    Is Kohaku-chan going to have
    silky hair like Ruri-chan?
[12:42] Suika
    Can't wait!
[12:49] Ginro & Amaryllis
    Why?!
[12:50] Senku
    How bristly can your hair even get?
[12:52] Gen
    Kohaku-chan's the strongest
    around, including her hair.
[12:55] Gen
    We're gonna need conditioner.
[12:59] Senku
    Hair is science, too.
[13:00] Kohaku
    Oh?
[13:02] Senku
    Hair's wrapped in a cover
    that's like bamboo skin.
[13:07] Senku
    Wash it in shampoo and the dirt will fall
    off, but the cover ends up all rolled up.
[13:13] Amaryllis
    So that's why her hair's so poofy,
    even though we just washed it.
[13:18] Kohaku
    I haven't given up understanding
    Senku's science talk yet! Not this time!
[13:23] Gen
    Hair is close to home for all of us.
[13:26] Soyuz
    Not for me.
[13:29] Senku
    That's why we rip open the cortex
    with an alkaline substance
[13:32] Senku
    and smack some sugars in there.
[13:34] Senku
    We calm the negatively charged
    surface with a weak acid,
[13:36] Amaryllis, Kohaku, Gen & Soyuz
    Everyone just gave up on following along.
[13:37] Senku
    and then we use the coconut...
[13:39] Senku
    The ingredients are super simple.
[13:42] Gen
    Honey, lemon, and coconut?
[13:45] Suika
    That sounds delicious.
[13:47] Suika
    If the hair covering is all turned over,
[13:49] Suika
    all we need to do is fix
    it up with some fats.
[13:56] Ginro
    Yes! Finally!
SIGN    m 0 0 l 232 0 l 232 64 l 0 64
SIGN    Conditioner
    acquired!!
[13:59] Suika
    Her hair turned fluffy and silky!
[14:03] Senku
    Up next...
[14:05] Senku
    We smash the shit out of this stuff.
[14:09] Senku
    We found a ton of mica when I went into the
    treasure dungeon with Chrome and Magma.
SIGN    m 0 0 l 230 0 l 230 64 l 0 64
SIGN    Glitter acquired!!
[14:16] Senku
    The white version is sericite.
[14:19] Senku
    The red and yellow stuff is a
    rock we grabbed called Bengala.
[14:23] Senku
    Basically, iron oxide.
[14:25] Senku
    Grind this stuff up and mix it in
    with the coconut oil, and it's done.
SIGN    m 0 0 l 378 0 l 378 64 l 0 64
SIGN    Foundation acquired!!
[14:30] Ginro
    Glitter? F-Founda-what?
[14:33] Ginro
    I don't even know what that
    stuff is to begin with.
[14:35] Senku
    They're all upgrade parts for
    the Kohaku infiltration mission.
SIGN    m 0 0 l 144 0 l 144 36 l 0 36
SIGN    Lipstick acquired!!
SIGN    m 0 0 l 144 0 l 144 36 l 0 36
SIGN    Perfume acquired!!
[14:39] Gen
    Oh, cosmetics.
[14:43] Amaryllis
    Wow!
[14:44] Amaryllis
    How?!
[14:46] Amaryllis
    All this came from fruit?
[14:47] Amaryllis
    I want some, too!
[14:50] Kohaku
    So I need only paint this on my
    face to make pretty out of science.
[14:54] Gen
    You're holding the cosmetics
    like they're weapons!
[15:11] Senku
    Kohaku... You...
[15:17] Gen
    Is there a chance Kohaku-chan won't get
    chosen for the cute girls selection?
[15:23] Senku
    I mean, the more nominees, the better...
[15:27] Senku
    Suika's the only other one I can think
    of, but she's not even old enough.
[15:30] Amaryllis
    Let me do it!
[15:33] Amaryllis
    I think you'll look best
[15:34] Amaryllis
    with a little work on your hair
    and some light, natural makeup.
[15:40] Amaryllis
    We don't want to draw on your eyes too much.
[15:42] Amaryllis
    Just a little bit between your eyelashes.
[15:51] Soyuz
    Tha-thump!
[15:52] Gen
    Oh, I heard that tha-thump.
[15:55] Suika
    Kohaku looks like a priestess!
[15:58] Suika
    She's so pretty!
[16:00] Ginro
    She's Ruri-chan's sister, after all.
[16:04] Senku
    You're pretty good at this, huh, Amaryllis?
[16:07] Amaryllis
    Science cosmetics are amazing.
[16:10] Amaryllis
    This might actually work.
[16:13] Amaryllis
    The more people we have to
    go in, the better, right?
[16:16] Amaryllis
    We should at least give it a shot.
[16:21] Senku
    This is ten billion percent
    not going to work.
[16:24] Gen
    Oh, I don't know, Senku-chan.
    As long as you don't talk...
[16:27] Amaryllis
    I guess his voice would give it away.
[16:30] Gen
    My voice is one thing I can fake.
[16:33] Amaryllis
    Crap! He sounds like a girl!
[16:35] Kohaku
    Gen's fairly dainty, but he's
    a bit on the tall side for a girl.
[16:41] Soyuz
    Th-This is a hard nope.
[16:44] Amaryllis, Senku & Gen
    Hard nope.
[16:47] Kohaku
    A dainty man with a feminine voice...
[16:59] Moz
    This high-quality selection for the inner
    palace is my one source of joy each year.
[17:06] Gen
    The cutie selection's about to start.
[17:09] Senku
    Yeah.
[17:10] Senku
    We've got the mad science
    visual upgrades on our side.
[17:14] Gen
    Mad science upgrades?!
[17:17] Warrior E
    Form a line!
[17:19] Warrior E
    The most beautiful will be chosen for
    the inner palace and made the Master's.
[17:25] Warrior E
    It's a great honor!
[17:27] Warrior E
    We've got some cuties this year, too.
[17:32] Kohaku
    Ginro, why are you hiding behind me?
[17:35] Ginro
    B-B-But...
[17:37] Ginro
    I'm a guy!
[17:39] Ginro
    I don't want to be chosen
    for the inner palace!
[17:42] Kohaku
    You're still going on about that?
[17:47] Ibara
    I was working hard, trying
    to find the beast, when...
[17:52] Ibara
    Look at this cute girl I found!
[17:56] Ibara
    Isn't this great?
[17:58] Ibara
    Those who work hard are rewarded well!
[18:02] Husband
    Spare her...
[18:04] Husband
    Please.
[18:05] Husband
    We're newly wed.
[18:07] Ibara
    Your point?
[18:12] Man A
    Shit!
[18:12] Man B
    You idiot!
[18:14] Man B
    You're gonna get either petrified or killed!
[18:18] Amaryllis
    Please, play along for a moment.
[18:20] Amaryllis
    My friends have been turned to stone, too.
[18:23] Amaryllis
    I've been waiting patiently for
    this moment for five years.
[18:28] Amaryllis
    We're going to infiltrate the
    inner palace and save everyone.
[18:33] Husband
    Amaryllis...
[18:35] Husband
    I always thought you were just a timid girl.
[18:38] Ibara
    Well!
[18:39] Ibara
    Let's have the other girls
    introduce themselves.
[18:44] Warrior A
    You there!
[18:48] Amaryllis
    M-My name is Amaryllis.
[18:51] Amaryllis
    I'm sorry, I get so nervous around men.
[18:54] Amaryllis
    Me? Participate in the selection?
[18:57] Amaryllis
    Oh, no, I'm so embarrassed.
[18:59] Amaryllis
    I-I-I'll do my best!
[19:01] Kohaku
    She changed her tone so quickly.
[19:03] Ginro
    She's a pro.
[19:04] Ibara
    Okay! You pass!
[19:07] Warrior A
    All right, next!
[19:09] Kohaku
    Here we go.
[19:11] Ginro
    Please don't pick me. Please don't
    pick me. Please don't pick me.
[19:14] Warrior A
    Next!
[19:15] Girl B
    I-I...
[19:18] Kohaku
    Am I next?
[19:20] (Flashback) Gen
    I don't think you can pull off the cute,
    shy girl thing Amaryllis does, can you?
[19:25] (Flashback) Gen
    You could try going for
    the spry girl act instead.
[19:29] Warrior A
    Next!
[19:32] Kohaku
    My name is Koha—wait...
[19:34] Kohaku
    Kohaku here!
[19:35] Kohaku
    Fighting is my...
[19:36] Kohaku
    I mean, people know me
    for being full of energy!
[19:40] Kohaku
    Pick me!
SIGN    Nope
    Reject
SIGN    Doable
    Pass
[19:44] Ibara
    I-I can't decide.
[19:45] Gen
    K-K-Kohaku-chan!
[19:47] Gen
    Your gruff side is showing!
[19:49] Ibara
    Then again, you are pretty enough.
[19:52] Ibara
    And if you ask me, you've got a curvy body.
[19:59] Ibara
    You won't be a problem.
[20:16] Ibara
    What is it, Moz-kun?
[20:18] Moz
    There was a bee.
[20:20] Moz
    It's the season, after all.
[20:21] Ibara
    Ah, I see.
[20:24] Ibara
    You're doable! Pass!
[20:32] Moz
    Kohaku-chan, was it?
[20:35] Moz
    You're...
[20:37] Moz
    really strong, aren't you?
[20:43] Moz
    I like girls like you.
[20:45] Moz
    I don't know what you're after,
    but that's not my problem.
[20:50] Moz
    Although I'll stop you with all my power
[20:53] Moz
    if you try to ruin my
    fun at the inner palace.
[20:57] Moz
    I'll sneak into the inner
    palace to meet up with you.
[20:59] Moz
    I'm looking forward to sparring with you.
[21:03] Kohaku
    If it's a battle you're after, I'm always ready.
[21:11] Ibara
    All right, lastly, you there.
[21:15] Ibara
    Introduce yourself, please.
[21:19] Kohaku
    We saw how he helped take back the lab.
[21:22] Kohaku
    Ginro does what needs to be done.
[21:27] Ginro
    I'm Ginro—
[21:28] Ginro
    The name's Gin-chan!
[21:31] Ginro
    I'm not the slightest bit cute!
[21:34] Amaryllis
    He's desperate not to get picked!
[21:36] Ibara
    You're a tomboy!
[21:38] Ibara
    The way you act so cute, even though
    you're petite... Oh, so fine!
SIGN    Pa ss!
[21:41] Ibara
    You pass!
[21:45] Amaryllis
    He's got surprisingly diverse taste!
[21:53] Kohaku
    In any case, we all made it through.
[21:56] Kohaku
    We cleared the first hurdle.
[21:58] Kohaku
    We're infiltrating the enemy base.
[22:04] Senku
    Now, then...
[22:06] Senku
    Time to shift the mission to take the
    petrification beam into full gear.
[22:11] Senku
    This is exhilarating.
SIGN    Next Episode
SIGN    This is a work of fiction, but the plants, animals, and production methods described are based on reality. Foraging and making things on your own accord is extremely dangerous and, in some cases, illegal. Please do not imitate without expertise.

E10 - Science Wars

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[00:01] Senku
    The mission to seize the
    petrification beam begins here.
[00:05] Senku
    And the key to its success
    is the earrings of science.
[00:09] Gen
    Huh? What's that?
[00:11] Soyuz
    Does it make you cuter or something?
[00:14] Suika
    The cuteness competition's
    almost over, though.
[00:17] Senku
    That's why I'm wrapping it at mach speed.
[00:21] Senku
    This coil of copper wire looks like a
    decoration, but it's a proper inductor.
[00:31] Senku
    For the ear hook, we're using
    Rochelle salt from the wine we made.
[00:36] Senku
    The stuff we used when we made speakers.
[00:39] Gen
    Do you mean...
[00:41] Gen
    We're using it for the infiltration mission?
[00:44] Senku
    Yeah.
SIGN    m 0 0 l 193 0 l 193 88 l 0 88
SIGN    Rochelle Salt
    Earphones
SIGN    m 0 0 l 170 0 l 170 50 l 0 50
SIGN    Copper Coil
[00:49] Senku
    A super handy spy tool for
    transmitting instructions remotely.
SIGN    m 0 0 l 50 0 l 50 50 l 0 50
SIGN    Rock
SIGN    m 0 0 l 204 0 l 204 50 l 0 50
SIGN    Copper Antenna
SIGN    m 0 0 l 216 0 l 216 46 l 0 46
SIGN    Earpiece acquired!!
[00:59] Senku
    And we have an earpiece!
[02:39] Gen
    I don't see any gadgets or anything...
[02:43] Gen
    Is this thing in the middle
    what receives radio signals?
[02:46] Senku
    Yeah.
[02:47] Gen
    It's so tiny!
[02:48] Gen
    I thought they used microchips or something.
[02:51] Senku
    They're just rocks.
[02:52] Gen
    Seriously?!
[02:54] Senku
    Galena, pyrite, native copper...
    Anything works.
[02:58] Senku
    You can use a ten-yen coin, even.
[02:59] Gen
    Huh? Where's the battery?
[03:03] Senku
    Don't need one. You can leave
    it on and it'll work forever.
[03:05] Gen
    Seriously?!
[03:09] Gen
    I don't get it.
[03:10] Gen
    How could a machine work without batteries?!
[03:12] Senku
    It works the same way as a crystal radio.
[03:16] Senku
    It's quiet as hell, but for
    an earpiece, that's perfect.
[03:25] Suika
    Yay!
[03:26] Suika
    They all got chosen!
[03:29] Gen
    You go, Ginro-chan.
[03:31] Senku
    We don't have time to blabber.
[03:52] Senku
    No time for testing, either.
[03:54] Senku
    It's go time.
[03:55] Gen
    Can you hear, Kohaku-chan?
[03:57] Gen
    If you can hear me...
[04:02] Gen
    Make a cute pose.
[04:07] Kohaku
    A cute... pose?
[04:11] Kohaku
    Cute?
SIGN    Cute = "?"
SIGN    Cute = "?"
[04:13] Kohaku
    Cute?!
SIGN    Cute = "?"
[04:14] Kohaku
    Cute...
SIGN    Cute = "?"
[04:15] Kohaku
    Cute?!
SIGN    Suika = Cute
[04:32] Kohaku
    Cute!
[04:35] Soyuz
    It worked!
[04:37] Suika
    The earpiece is a success!
[04:41] Senku
    Dunno if that was a cute pose, though.
[04:44] Suika
    So she didn't hear you, then?
[04:46] Gen
    Nah, she totally heard me.
[04:49] Kohaku
    Gen, I'm going to repay you
    handsomely for this humiliation.
[04:53] Kohaku
    You'd better be ready.
SIGN    Shudder Shudder
[04:57] Suika
    Now that we can give instructions
    through the earpiece,
[05:00] Suika
    what's our plan to get the
    petrification beam back?
[05:04] Senku
    The only one we know who has a petrification
    beam is the enemy warrior woman, Kirisame.
[05:08] Soyuz
    She was ridiculously strong when
    Kohaku-chan went up against her.
[05:13] Senku
    Yeah.
[05:14] Senku
    There's a ten billion percent chance
    we're unable to barge in and take it.
[05:20] Senku
    But there's just one moment that Kirisame
[05:24] Senku
    would let go of her precious,
    precious petrification beam.
[05:31] Gen
    The moment she throws it to use it?
[05:35] Senku
    That's when we take it.
[05:46] Ginro
    But what do we do,
    now that we're in enemy territory?
[05:52] Kohaku
    Simple: we take the petrification beam!
[05:56] Kohaku
    Kirisame has it, doesn't she?
[05:58] Kohaku
    We'll attack her when she's asleep tonight!
[06:00] Ginro
    Tonight?! It's too soon!
[06:02] Ginro
    Just how much do you love going head-on?!
[06:05] Amaryllis
    I'd rather get this over as
    soon as I can, too, though.
[06:10] Amaryllis
    I don't want to be a mistress to some
    master I've never even seen before.
[06:15] Amaryllis
    First, recon.
[06:17] Amaryllis
    We have to assess the security situation
    around Kirisame and the Master.
[06:19] Amaryllis
    They aren't going to be sleeping alone.
[06:22] Amaryllis
    That's why we're going in, after all.
[06:27] Kohaku
    Senku's contacting me.
[06:29] Amaryllis
    Huh?!
[06:30] Amaryllis
    You can hear him through that earring?!
[06:33] Ginro
    We don't get it, either.
[06:35] Ginro
    Science is so strange.
[06:38] Senku
    I'm sure you've realized this,
[06:40] Senku
    but the Kingdom of Science
    is going to split up into
SIGN    Science Team
SIGN    Spy Team
[06:45] Senku
    the science team and the spy team.
[06:48] Senku
    The spy team's mission...
[06:51] Senku
    is to gather plenty of intel,
    and when Moz and the main forces leave,
[06:56] Senku
    lure Kirisame over,
[06:59] Senku
    and make her throw the petrification beam!
[07:03] Kohaku
    Understood.
[07:04] Kohaku
    We'll make it work.
[07:05] Kohaku
    Wait, they can't hear my voice.
[07:08] Kohaku
    Though, it's plenty excellent
    that I can at least hear them.
[07:12] Ginro
    We couldn't go in with that huge cell phone.
[07:17] Senku
    And we, the science team,
    will take it mid-air.
[07:23] Gen
    Er, Senku-chan, I've been wondering...
[07:28] Gen
    What do you mean by "mid-air"?
[07:31] Senku
    This battle's always been an air battle.
[07:34] Senku
    That's right.
[07:35] Senku
    We're building the king of the Z axis right
    here on this primitive island: the drone!
[07:40] Gen
    Drone?!
[07:42] Senku
    The air is the domain of science!
SIGN    Plastic
SIGN    Motor
SIGN    Electromagnet
SIGN    Bamboo
SIGN    Propellers
SIGN    Controller
SIGN    Iron
SIGN    Wire
SIGN    Feathers
[07:55] Gen
    Don't drones, like, rock back
    and forth to maintain balance?
[08:01] Gen
    Don't you need some kind of microchip
    to do altitude control and stuff?
[08:06] Senku
    Don't worry about it.
[08:07] Senku
    I've thought it through.
[08:11] Senku
    What's important is the motor.
[08:18] Senku
    Hey, got it?
[08:20] Soyuz
    Yeah.
[08:21] Soyuz
    Here you go.
[08:24] Senku
    It's got the perfect bracket shape!
[08:28] Suika
    That fastener's going to become a motor?
[08:30] Senku
    It would take all day if I made it myself.
[08:33] Senku
    Motors are stupid simple.
[08:37] Senku
    You lot, come help.
[08:42] Senku
    Wrap copper wire around an iron rod,
    pass electricity through it, and...
[08:46] Senku
    You have an electromagnet.
[08:49] Gen
    Oh, yeah, even I know that one.
[08:52] Gen
    I think I did that in elementary school.
[08:54] Senku
    We'll also make a magnet out of
    that bracket thing from earlier.
[08:58] Senku
    What do you think happens when you
    put two magnets next to each other?
[09:07] Suika
    They're repelling each other and spinning!
[09:09] Senku
    Once the magnet spins in
    the opposite direction,
[09:12] Senku
    the cable connects to it backwards,
    too, and the poles go back.
[09:19] Gen
    Wait a second...
[09:21] Gen
    Does that mean we're...
[09:24] Senku
    We're gonna need a ridiculously
    powerful electromagnet!
[09:27] Senku
    And enough for each propeller, too.
[09:29] Senku
    We're wrapping the shit out of those copper
    wires! Hundreds, thousands of turns!
[09:33] Gen
    And there it is! That Kingdom of Science classic:
    the most insanely mundane of tasks!
[09:46] Kohaku
    So this is the enemy base.
[09:49] Kohaku
    The Master's stronghold.
[10:34] Oarashi
    Did you see that?!
[10:36] Oarashi
    That was the great Oarashi's miracle punch!
[10:39] Oarashi
    I am no doubt the mightiest man on
    the island with this miracle power!
[10:46] Warrior A
    The man that statue used to be was foolish
    enough to step into the inner palace
[10:50] Warrior A
    to try and take back his daughter.
[10:52] Oarashi
    Bad men such as he all suffer
    the same fay... feh... uh...
[10:57] Warrior A
    Fate.
[10:59] Oarashi
    That thing!
[11:00] Oarashi
    Don't you dare try to escape.
[11:05] Oarashi
    Fate...
[11:06] Oarashi
    Fate?
[11:08] Kohaku
    I see.
[11:09] Kohaku
    It seems the security is pretty tight.
[11:13] Amaryllis
    That's why sneaking in was our only choice.
[11:15] Amaryllis
    We'll have to find an opportunity
    to learn the layout first.
[11:25] Kohaku
    I still prefer going all-out.
[11:28] Kohaku
    They're busy with the newcomers
    right now. That gives us our chance.
[11:32] Kohaku
    Amaryllis, give me fifteen seconds.
[11:34] Kohaku
    Can you do it?
[11:37] Ginro
    What? Say what?
[11:39] Amaryllis
    Okay, I'll do it.
[11:41] Amaryllis
    A-Amazing!
[11:44] Amaryllis
    I've never seen such
    powerful, beautiful arms.
[11:49] Amaryllis
    May I touch them?
[11:55] Oarashi
    You get it, huh?
[11:56] Oarashi
    Good women have good taste!
[11:58] Oarashi
    You see how miraculous my
    miraculous muscles are!
[12:00] Oarashi
    Very well, get a good look.
[12:04] Warrior A
    She's so cute!
[12:06] Warrior B
    Wow, no wonder she's in the inner palace.
[12:10] Amaryllis
    You're both impressive, too.
[12:12] Amaryllis
    May I take a look?
[12:14] Amaryllis
    I don't have a dad or any brothers,
[12:17] Amaryllis
    so I'm so awestruck by how
    good-looking you are...
[12:20] Warriors A & B
    Ka-pow!
[12:37] Kohaku
    I knew it. There's no doubt.
[12:40] Kohaku
    Gotta thank my eyesight and the knowledge
    I gained from the Kingdom of Science.
[12:47] Kirisame
    What is this commotion?
[12:50] Amaryllis
    Kirisame?
[12:51] Amaryllis
    Shit! She got here fast!
[12:54] Amaryllis
    I think I bought at least
    fifteen seconds, but...
[13:01] Amaryllis
    Thank goodness you made it!
[13:03] Ginro
    Where were you, Kohaku-chan?
[13:06] Kohaku
    I found the key that will ensure our victory.
[13:09] Kohaku
    The key of science.
[13:20] Kohaku
    But how do we discreetly inform Senku
    and the others in the science team?
[13:27] Kohaku
    Our communication is one-way.
[13:29] Kohaku
    If only we had a way to contact them...
[13:31] Ginro
    How about we try shouting like crazy,
    like that time on the ship?
[13:36] Kohaku
    We've finally snuck in.
    That would ruin everything.
[13:40] Otsubone
    You!
[13:42] Otsubone
    No talking!
[13:43] Otsubone
    Are you listening?!
[13:44] Otsubone
    You're still an apprentice!
[13:46] Otsubone
    You have a week until you
    enter the inner palace!
[13:49] Otsubone
    I'm going to set you straight with proper
    manners and posture and everything else!
[13:54] Otsubone
    Prepare yourselves!
[13:58] Senku
    This is our motor test rig.
[14:00] Senku
    If we built it well, the battery
    should send it shooting off.
[14:04] Suika
    Power on!
[14:09] Suika
    It's so fast!
SIGN    m 0 0 l 168 0 l 168 64 l 0 64
SIGN    Motor
    acquired!!
[14:12] Gen
    It's a Mini 4WD...
[14:15] Gen
    This could be useful for something.
[14:18] Gen
    Communication, for example.
[14:22] Senku
    Can you hear me, Kohaku?
[14:27] Senku
    Look out for a fun little
    something coming your way.
[14:31] Senku
    The science rat.
[14:44] Warrior C
    It's a huge rat!
[14:48] Senku
    It's so obviously a Mini 4WD to
    a modern person, but to them...
[14:52] Gen
    It's built all haphazardly
    and it has horrible control,
[14:57] Gen
    so it actually looks pretty convincing.
[15:06] Otsubone
    What are you doing there?!
[15:08] Otsubone
    Yes, I'm talking to you!
[15:14] Amaryllis
    There was a big rat... I was so scared.
[15:18] Amaryllis
    But Kohaku-chan caught it for me.
[15:21] Amaryllis
    Thank you.
[15:23] Otsubone
    Watch yourselves.
[15:27] Gin
    They're so two-faced!
[15:28] Gin
    Girls are scary!
[15:30] Gin
    Amaryllis-chan's so scary!
[15:33] Gen
    Just launch that rat if you need anything.
[15:36] Gen
    It's an SOS letter.
[15:39] Kohaku
    That's his message.
[15:40] Amaryllis
    What's a letter?
[15:43] Kohaku
    I don't know either,
[15:44] Kohaku
    but I suppose the point
    is that we should use this
[15:47] Kohaku
    science rat as a distress signal.
[15:49] Ginro
    Letter?
[15:54] (Flashback) Ginro
    Huh? What's that?
SIGN    Science Academy
[16:02] (Flashback) Ginro
    What, you're in science class, too, Kinro?
[16:06] (Flashback) Ginro
    You're so proper, as always.
[16:08] (Flashback) Kinro
    Nah...
SIGN    Ginro Kinro
[16:10] (Flashback) Ginro
    What's up with this wormy drawing?
[16:13] (Flashback) Kinro
    It's called writing.
[16:15] (Flashback) Kinro
    Senku and the other moderners
    seem to be able to read it.
[16:18] (Flashback) Kinro
    By leaving behind words
    in the form of a letter,
[16:21] (Flashback) Kinro
    you can contact others without being in the
    same place at the same time. It's very useful.
[16:25] (Flashback) Kinro
    We villagers will need to learn it, as well.
[16:29] (Flashback) Ginro
    I see.
[16:32] (Flashback) Ginro
    Okay, I'll learn writing, too.
[16:35] (Flashback) Kinro
    Then let us learn together.
    I'm proud of you, Ginro.
[16:44] Amaryllis
    So if we write one of these "letter"
    things and send it using the rat,
[16:48] Amaryllis
    we can contact Senku.
[16:50] Amaryllis
    And tell them about the key of
    science that Kohaku-chan found.
[16:56] Amaryllis
    Am I wrong?
[16:57] Amaryllis
    Huh?
[16:58] Kohaku
    I get it. That could never happen.
[17:01] Kohaku
    That last part was a fantasy, wasn't it?
[17:08] (Flashback) Ginro
    Writing?! No way!
[17:10] (Flashback) Ginro
    That's such a pain!
[17:12] (Flashback) Kinro
    Ginro! You're always this way!
[17:16] Ginro
    I should have learned!
[17:19] Kohaku
    It's too early to give up, Ginro.
[17:26] Kohaku
    You've done good just
    coming up with that idea.
[17:37] Suika
    O-O-Oh, no!
[17:40] Suika
    The SOS signal's back already!
[17:45] Suika
    There's something inside the rat Mini 4WD.
[17:51] Soyuz
    Wh-What is this?
[17:53] Senku
    A code?
[17:55] Senku
    Or a puzzle for a variety show or something?
[17:58] Gen
    This is literally all they can do, probably.
[18:01] Gen
    None of them know how to write.
[18:04] Gen
    Time to analyze the message!
SIGN    Mentalist Gen's
    Deciphering Time
[18:07] Gen
    The trick may be to put yourself
    in the mind of the writer.
[18:10] Senku
    First...
[18:18] Senku
    What the hell is this scribble?
[18:20] Senku
    Ice?
[18:25] Senku
    "Hyoga melted the ice with the engine."
[18:30] Gen
    What would the point of that be?!
[18:32] Senku
    How am I supposed to know?!
[18:35] Senku
    You're up, mentalist.
[18:38] Gen
    You'd never get there from
    just looking at the picture.
[18:41] Gen
    Gotta think from a psychological perspective.
[18:45] Gen
    Put yourself in the shoes of
    someone using emojis, Senku-chan.
[18:49] Gen
    Simple pictures. Familiar words.
[18:53] Gen
    Wouldn't you make it
    super easy to understand?
[18:56] Gen
    Is this super easy?
[19:00] Senku
    It's super confusing.
[19:02] Gen
    Right?
[19:04] Gen
    Which means they couldn't
    make it any simpler.
[19:07] Gen
    The villagers aren't even familiar with
    the sounds they need to make the words.
[19:12] Gen
    Which means...
[19:14] Gen
    Science terms.
[19:20] Senku
    If this isn't ice, what is it?
[19:22] Senku
    Science items?
[19:27] (Flashback) Gen
    We've cleared plastic!
[19:30] (Flashback) Senku
    Plastic?!
[19:32] Suika
    Kohaku's team is asking for plastic!
[19:36] Senku
    No, what use would they have for plastic?
[19:39] Gen
    It might be an acronym.
[19:41] Gen
    Okay, focus.
[19:43] Gen
    Ripping off Senku-chan...
[19:46] Gen
    The blood splatter that comes after.
[19:49] Gen
    This isn't there by accident.
[19:51] Gen
    They rubbed it on with their fingers,
    so it's definitely "chi," as in blood.
[19:55] Gen
    The spear in the Hyoga-chan picture
    emphasizes the spear, so "yari," as in spear.
[19:59] Gen
    Other than that, there's
    strong, long, scary...
[20:03] Gen
    Ginro-chan doesn't have the
    guts to cut his finger,
[20:06] Gen
    so Kohaku-chan must have been
    the one using her blood to write.
[20:08] Gen
    So definitely not "scary."
[20:10] Gen
    Finally, an engine...
[20:11] Gen
    Or so it looks like, but she's more likely
    to remember something that benefits her,
[20:15] Gen
    so for the villagers, it must be the furnace.
[20:19] Gen
    Furnace, or in other words,
    hot, warm, cozy...
[20:24] Gen
    Something like that.
[20:27] Senku
    You're seriously powering
    through this thing.
[20:30] Suika
    It's like he's looking into their minds.
[20:34] Senku
    All right.
[20:35] Senku
    If we're taking just the first
    one or two characters of each,
[20:37] Senku
    we only have 96 possibilities to deal with.
[20:40] Senku
    Time to use brute force.
[20:42] Gen
    Now it's just a diligent game
    of looking for Japanese phrases.
[20:51] Kohaku
    The root of the tree where the Master lives.
[20:56] Ginro
    That's where the key of science is?
[21:00] Kohaku
    If anything is suspiciously
    spherical, it is artificial.
[21:04] Kohaku
    An orb of science, built to withstand
    thousands of years of time.
[21:09] Kohaku
    The ultimate treasure chest, left behind
    by Senku's father and his team...
[21:16] Kohaku
    The Soyuz spacecraft.
SIGN    Purasuchikku
SIGN    Purasuchikku
SIGN    Chi
SIGN    Chi
SIGN    Nagai
SIGN    Nagai
SIGN    Attakai
SIGN    Attakai
SIGN    Attakai
SIGN    Attakai
SIGN    Purachina ga atta
SIGN    Purachina ga atta
SIGN    We found platinum
[21:40] Senku & Kohaku
    "We found platinum."
[21:47] Senku
    The spy team found it!
[21:50] Senku
    The ultimate treasure
    that Byakuya left behind.
[21:53] Gen
    We just need one piece of it.
[21:56] (Flashback) Senku
    Once we get it, we can use it as a catalyst
    to make unlimited nitric acid.
[22:03] Senku
    Yeah.
[22:08] Senku
    Now we can revive the entire Kingdom
    of Science from petrification.
SIGN    With This Fist, A Miracle
SIGN    Next Episode
SIGN    With This Fist, A Miracle
SIGN    This is a work of fiction, but the plants, animals, and production methods described are based on reality. Foraging and making things on your own accord is extremely dangerous and, in some cases, illegal. Please do not imitate without expertise.

E11 - With This Fist, A Miracle

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[00:22] Kohaku
    The key of science that will
    be pivotal to our victory...
[00:26] Kohaku
    The ultimate treasure box, left behind by
[00:31] Kohaku
    Senku's father and his team.
[00:33] Kohaku
    The Soyuz spaceship.
[00:37] Senku
    The spy team's found it!
[00:40] Senku
    The big treasure Byakuya left behind.
[00:48] Kohaku
    Right here, right now, is the magic stone
    that will bring back all of humanity...
[00:57] Kohaku
    The platinum is here!
SIGN    With This Fist, A Miracle
[02:45] Kohaku
    It's crumbling!
[02:47] Kohaku
    Of course.
[02:49] Kohaku
    Even being the culmination of all of
    civilization's technological knowledge,
[02:53] Kohaku
    the outer metal couldn't withstand
    thousands of years of wear.
[02:58] Kohaku
    Then what about what's inside?
[03:12] Kohaku
    Stone...
[03:15] Gen
    A ball of concrete?
[03:17] Senku
    Yeah.
[03:18] Senku
    If it's still safe.
[03:20] Senku
    It's the easiest way to store
    things for a really long time.
[03:28] Kohaku
    Right.
[03:30] Kohaku
    The record was preserved the same way.
[03:33] Kohaku
    We already had a hint!
[03:36] Kohaku
    I broke open the rock by force that time...
[03:44] Kohaku
    But if I were to do that in the
    middle of the enemy fortress...
[03:58] Kohaku
    The secret to saving the people
    on the ship and all of humanity
[04:01] Kohaku
    is right in front of me, and yet...
[04:07] Soyuz
    B-But she's inside the enemy base.
[04:10] Soyuz
    Won't any sound or vibration endanger her?
[04:12] Suika
    There's no way they can break such
    a huge rock without getting caught.
[04:20] Senku
    If only we had something
    like a silent bomb...
[04:23] Gen
    Sure, yeah, if only we had such
    a convenient assassin's gadget
[04:27] Gen
    from a pretentious middle schooler's fantasy.
[04:32] Senku
    No, but actually, there really is
    such a thing as a silent bomb.
[04:38] Gen
    There is?! A silent bomb?!
[04:39] Gen
    And it's called just that?!
[04:42] Senku
    It's used for busting up concrete in
    residential areas without making noise.
[04:46] Senku
    I think it was a product name, even.
[04:48] Senku
    The technical term is
    "non-explosive demolition agent."
[04:51] Gen
    That's pretty straightforward, too.
[04:57] Senku
    A little bit of this white powder
    in this emerald green liquid...
[05:01] Soyuz
    H-He's definitely creepy!
[05:03] Suika
    It's going to go kaboom when he mixes it!
[05:06] Senku
    Time to mix it.
[05:08] Gen
    Wait!
[05:09] Gen
    Why are you doing that here?!
[05:12] Senku
    I said it's silent, didn't I?
[05:14] Senku
    It won't explode.
[05:16] Senku
    It just makes plaster.
[05:18] Gen
    Plaster?
[05:19] Gen
    Like the stuff that's in art classrooms?
SIGN    m 0 0 l 232 0 l 232 56 l 0 56
SIGN    Plaster acquired!!
[05:26] Senku
    Yo, do you hear me, spy team?
[05:29] Senku
    Let's get that platinum
    out of the treasure box.
[05:35] Warrior A
    Not again!
[05:36] Warrior B
    Rats!
[05:38] Warrior B
    Lots of them!
[05:41] Warrior A
    Those rats are so strange.
[05:44] Warrior A
    I've never seen anything like them.
[05:46] Amaryllis
    Hello...
[05:48] Amaryllis
    I'm embarrassed to ask this, but...
[05:50] Amaryllis
    I wanted to practice my dance for the master.
[05:55] Amaryllis
    May I ask you gentlemen to watch?
[06:07] Oarashi
    Not bad!
[06:09] Oarashi
    Miracle dance!
[06:11] Ginro
    Wow.
[06:15] (Flashback) Kohaku
    You and Ginro distract them.
[06:20] Oarashi
    But what's this woman's problem?
[06:24] Warrior A
    Why don't you dance, too?
[06:25] Warrior B
    Yeah! Yeah!
[06:26] Ginro
    Yes, sir!
[06:31] Ginro
    How the hell am I supposed to do this?!
[06:38] Kohaku
    These are...
[06:41] Senku
    Use the tools that the
    Nezumini 4WDs delivered...
[06:44] Gen
    They're called Nezumini 4WDs, huh?
[06:47] Senku
    ...and dig.
[06:48] Senku
    The holes can be skinny as heck.
[06:51] Senku
    I'm counting on your power, lioness Kohaku.
[06:57] Kohaku
    I'm not a lio—
[06:58] Kohaku
    Not that he can hear me.
[07:02] Kohaku
    I'll be as discreet and quick as I can.
[07:05] Kohaku
    But I can't avoid making some sound.
[07:14] Warrior A
    Do you hear that? Sounds like grinding.
[07:16] Warrior B
    From the master's tree?
[07:18] Amaryllis
    Shit! What do I do?
[07:25] Oarashi
    My spear!
[07:26] Oarashi
    How dare you?!
[07:28] Ginro
    It's a s-s-spear dance!
[07:30] Ginro
    Something like that!
[07:33] Amaryllis
    Thanks, Ginro!
[07:35] Amaryllis
    They're going to find out you
    can't do any spear dances, though.
[08:00] Amaryllis
    That's insane!
[08:02] Amaryllis
    Where did you learn to
    handle a spear like that?
[08:04] Ginro
    I mean, I'm the village gatekeeper, so...
[08:07] Ginro
    I always need to be ready to escape
    without putting up a fight!
[08:10] Ginro
    So I've been practicing this kind of
    pointless yet impressive spear motion!
[08:15] Amaryllis
    You say that like you're hot stuff,
    but you really aren't.
[08:20] Senku
    Once you've dug the holes, toss in
    the two different kinds of vials.
[08:26] Senku
    The emerald green is just water
    from the sulfuric acid pool.
[08:30] Senku
    The white powder is called
    anhydrous calcium sulfate.
[08:35] Senku
    You heat up sulfuric acid and
    mix in some powdered sea shells.
[08:38] Senku
    Once it forms white clumps,
    you take the shells and alum, and...
[08:42] Senku
    Never mind, I don't need
    to explain right now.
[08:46] Kohaku
    I wouldn't understand, anyway.
[08:48] Kohaku
    And then I close it with this wedge, right?
[08:54] Senku
    Just leave it in there for a while,
    and it'll mix in the hole and make plaster.
[09:00] Suika
    Wh-What happens then?
[09:02] Senku
    It grows inside that tiny-ass hole.
[09:06] Senku
    With nowhere for Mister Plaster to go,
[09:09] Senku
    it'll blow up from inside with a force
    of 300 kilograms per square centimeter.
SIGN    m 0 0 l 290 0 l 290 56 l 0 56
SIGN    Silent bomb acquired!!
[09:23] Kohaku
    It was around noon that I set
    the bomb. It should be ready.
[09:27] Kohaku
    Will it really have...
[09:42] Byakuya
    Senku,
[09:45] Byakuya
    I don't know what you'll need in the future.
[09:48] Byakuya
    At least have these rare minerals...
[09:51] Byakuya
    Our treasure chest for you.
[09:53] Byakuya
    Gold, diamond, and platinum.
[10:00] Byakuya
    Senku, I bet curing the petrification
    is going to be a piece of cake for you.
[10:09] Senku
    It's no piece of cake, dummy.
[10:11] Senku
    It's a lot of diligent, hard work.
[10:14] Senku
    Still, someday...
[10:21] Senku
    Science will quietly break stone.
[10:34] Kohaku
    We've pried it open with
    the power of science.
[10:38] Kohaku
    The boulder of a treasure box.
[10:42] Kohaku
    If Ruri-nee's Hundred Tales are true...
[10:47] Kohaku
    There's platinum in the center of this orb.
[10:53] Kohaku
    But finding it and digging it out
    is going to be quite the task.
[10:58] Kohaku
    It's already crumbled, but I can't help
    making some noise as I take it apart.
[11:03] Kohaku
    Actually, if it'd make some kind of noise,
[11:06] Kohaku
    it'd make it easier to know
    when I've hit something.
[11:11] Kohaku
    It made noise!
[11:12] Warrior A
    Huh?
[11:13] Warrior B
    What was that?
[11:15] Kohaku
    I hope I didn't just...
    break the contents of the treasure box.
[11:21] Kohaku
    No, I'm sure it's safe.
[11:26] Kohaku
    Oh my God!
[11:32] Kohaku
    It's just sand!
[11:39] Kohaku
    No...
[11:41] Kohaku
    This sand itself must have value.
[11:45] Kohaku
    It's how Senku's always done it.
[11:48] Kohaku
    He's always made use of
    fragments of the stone Earth.
[11:57] Kohaku
    I've really found my place in the
    Kingdom of Science, haven't I?
[12:02] Warrior A
    Look what I found.
[12:03] Oarashi
    Huh?
[12:04] Oarashi
    It must have crumbled on its own.
[12:06] Oarashi
    Or did you hear someone
    hammering it or something?
[12:17] Senku
    Damn it. The motor's trash.
    The axis keeps shaking.
[12:21] Gen
    It was good enough for the
    Nezumini 4WD, though...
[12:23] Gen
    The jankiness actually
    made it look like a mouse.
[12:26] Senku
    We're making a drone here.
[12:28] Senku
    It'll crash.
[12:31] Senku
    I could really use Kaseki's help.
[12:41] Suika
    Kohaku and the spy team delivered
    something to us with the Nezumini 4WD!
[13:02] Soyuz
    I-It's just sand.
[13:04] Suika
    It has a lot of sparkly bits, though.
[13:09] Senku
    Gold dust.
[13:12] Senku
    Byakuya and his people
    must have collected it.
[13:17] Senku
    From the tiny river on this island.
[13:20] Senku
    Talk about arduous labor.
[13:25] Senku
    Natural gold dust can contain
    a bit of platinum sometimes.
[13:34] Soyuz
    Th-This tiny speck of sand...
[13:36] Suika
    ...is platinum?!
[13:38] Suika
    Is this going to be enough?
[13:41] Senku
    It'll be tight, but we gotta do what we can.
[13:44] Senku
    It would've been nice if we
    had a fingertip's worth.
[13:48] Suika
    I'll go get a bunch from the river!
[13:51] Senku
    Don't bother.
[13:53] Senku
    Do you have any idea how rare platinum is?
[13:59] Senku
    You can expect to find 0.001 grams
    of platinum per ton of earth.
[14:03] Senku
    Even a single grain is valuable.
[14:06] Senku
    Who knows how many decades you'd
    waste sifting through a river?
[14:21] Suika
    Look...
[14:22] Suika
    Look at all of it!
[14:25] Gen
    Collecting all this...
[14:27] Gen
    would have taken decades?
[14:36] (Flashback) Byakuya
    There are some who say that if we were to try
[14:38] (Flashback) Byakuya
    to rebuild civilization from scratch
    a second time, we'd be screwed.
[14:45] (Flashback) Byakuya
    Humanity's already dug up all
    the precious materials that
[14:48] (Flashback) Byakuya
    we can access easily from
    the surface of the planet.
[14:51] (Flashback) Byakuya
    We'd get stuck before we could even bootstrap
    civilization, and it'd be game over.
[15:03] (Flashback) Byakuya
    So...
[15:05] (Flashback) Byakuya
    In order to bootstrap the new civilization,
[15:08] (Flashback) Byakuya
    we're going to need to gather
    as many rare minerals as we can
[15:11] (Flashback) Byakuya
    for the people of the future.
[15:28] (Flashback) Byakuya
    It might be useful for something.
[15:32] (Flashback) Byakuya
    It might not be useful at all.
[15:36] (Flashback) Villager A
    Then why...
[15:39] (Flashback) Villager B
    Why are you so desperate to gather it?
[15:42] (Flashback) Byakuya
    Why?
[15:45] (Flashback) Byakuya
    Isn't it obvious?
[15:48] (Flashback) Byakuya
    Because I'm...
[15:59] (Flashback) Byakuya
    I'm an astronaut.
[16:02] (Flashback) Byakuya
    The last one on Earth.
[16:06] (Flashback) Byakuya
    I work for the future of science.
[16:13] (Flashback) Byakuya
    That's my job.
[16:17] (Flashback) Byakuya
    I'm lining it up for the next astronaut.
[16:21] Senku
    675,102,440 seconds since I turned to stone.
[16:28] Senku
    One, two, three, four...
[16:37] (Flashback) Byakuya
    When I croak, throw all the stuff I
    gathered into that round thing there.
[16:54] Senku
    1,014,599,230 seconds.
[16:59] Senku
    One, two, three, four...
[17:24] Byakuya
    Ah, perfect.
[17:27] Byakuya
    I'm glad I fell forward.
[17:30] Byakuya
    I can see space on the surface of the water.
[17:34] Byakuya
    I don't mind not being the one looking up.
[17:49] Byakuya
    Senku...
[18:02] Gen
    You counting seconds all that time,
[18:07] Gen
    and your daddy collecting sand for decades...
[18:13] Gen
    You two are alike.
[18:18] Senku
    Though we aren't related.
[18:20] Suika
    You aren't related?
[18:23] Suika
    He's not your dad?
[18:25] Senku
    Byakuya told me I was his friend's kid.
[18:30] Senku
    I don't know the details, and I don't care.
[18:35] Senku
    Who gives a rat's ass?
[18:42] Gen
    You're right.
[18:44] Gen
    Who gives a rat's ass, right?
[18:48] Gen
    It's clear that you're connected,
[18:54] Gen
    in the way that you never buckle.
[18:58] Senku
    Yeah.
[18:59] Senku
    And I'm grateful for that.
[19:04] Senku
    Thanks for your many decades, Byakuya.
SIGN    m 0 0 l 290 0 l 290 56 l 0 56
SIGN    Platinum acquired!!
[19:11] Senku
    Let's get this started.
[19:13] Senku
    It's the birth of the infinite
    petrification revival fluid machine!
[19:21] Amaryllis
    What's going on?
[19:23] Ginro
    Wh-What?
[19:24] Ginro
    Is something wrong? I'm scared!
[19:28] Kohaku
    That pathway...
[19:41] Ibara
    Ice?
[19:44] Warrior
    It came from the transparent, ice-like room.
[19:48] Kirisame
    Ibara-sama.
[19:50] Ibara
    This isn't good.
[19:52] Ibara
    I'm utterly shocked, kids.
[19:59] Ibara
    We have an intruder.
[20:12] Gen
    This super sciencey-looking contraption...
[20:17] Suika
    ...is going to let us free everyone
    from the petrification from now on!
[20:22] Senku
    In theory, yeah.
[20:24] Gen
    I have absolutely no idea what I'm looking at.
[20:26] Gen
    Where's the platinum that your
    dad spent decades collecting?
[20:35] Soyuz
    There!
[20:36] Suika
    It really is just a tiny bit.
[20:38] Senku
    Yeah.
[20:39] Senku
    It just needs to be touching it.
[20:42] Senku
    This PythagoraSwitch Rube Goldberg
    machine-looking thing
[20:45] Senku
    takes it to the flask at the end.
[20:49] Senku
    And in it, drop by drop, we get
    the water from the miracle cave...
[20:54] Senku
    Nitric acid.
[20:57] Gen
    I still don't know what
    that nitric acid stuff is.
[21:04] Gen
    But I do know one thing:
[21:07] Gen
    This water we've fought for,
    even went to war for...
[21:14] Gen
    isn't a miracle any longer.
[21:18] Gen
    It's a thing made using science,
    in Senku-chan's hands.
SIGN    m 0 0 l 210 0 l 210 56 l 0 56
SIGN    Nitric acid acquired!!
[21:27] Senku
    Yeah.
[21:29] Senku
    Now it's certain that everyone on
    the planet is going to be revived.
[21:35] Senku
    First up, why don't we start
[21:38] Senku
    by reviving everyone in
    the Kingdom of Science?
[21:54] Senku
    Here we are, on the island
    where it all began...
[21:57] Senku
    And we're stealing the petrification beam!
[22:00] Senku
    The final battle's about to begin!
[22:10] Senku
    This is going to be exhilarating.
[23:47] ---
    The Kingdom of Science's Counterattack
SIGN    Next Episode
SIGN    The Kingdom of Science's Counterattack
SIGN    Airing in October!! See you then!
SIGN    This is a work of fiction, but the plants, animals, and production methods described are based on reality. Foraging and making things on your own accord is extremely dangerous and, in some cases, illegal. Please do not imitate without expertise.

E12 - The Kingdom of Science's Counterattack

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[00:04] Soyuz
    I-It's finally almost done, huh?
[00:09] Suika
    It's the platinum that Kohaku and
    the spy team worked so hard to find!
[00:15] Senku
    And now we have the water
    of the miracle cave...
SIGN    m 0 0 l 194 0 l 194 80 l 0 80
SIGN    Nitric acid
    acquired!!
[00:18] Senku
    We have nitric acid!
[00:21] Gen
    Man...
[00:22] Gen
    We were nearly wiped
    out 3,700 years ago,
[00:26] Gen
    and now on this island,
    by that petrification beam...
[00:34] Senku
    But now we can unpetrify anyone we want.
[00:36] Senku
    In other words, the revival of
    humanity is set in stone now.
SIGN    Kingdom of Science
SIGN    Petrification Kingdom
[00:41] Senku
    It's the start of the Kingdom
    of Science's counterattack!
SIGN    The Kingdom of Science's
    Counterattack
[02:21] Gen
    Now that we have nitric acid...
[02:24] Gen
    Oh, yeah, didn't you mention gunpowder before?
[02:27] Gen
    So we can make guns and stuff, right?
[02:29] Senku
    There's no way we're making that much.
[02:31] Senku
    Maybe if we could construct
    a legit factory or something...
[02:34] Senku
    Sadly, we're stuck making puny amounts
    with janky makeshift equipment.
[02:39] Senku
    We're gonna have to go slow.
[02:41] Soyuz
    I guess we can't spend months waiting
    to make enough for a war, huh?
[02:46] Senku
    That's right.
[02:47] Senku
    We aren't waiting. We're going straight in.
[02:49] Senku
    We're going to slap our allies
    awake as soon as we have
[02:52] Senku
    enough revival fluid for each of them.
[02:55] Senku
    First off, we're saving our god-tier craftsman,
    Kaseki, so he can work on our drone.
[03:10] Suika
    Th-They're getting dumped in the water!
[03:14] Senku
    Of course they are.
[03:16] Senku
    As far as they're concerned,
    they're just useless rocks.
[03:19] Gen
    Hang on, though.
[03:20] Gen
    We couldn't save them if they were in
    the middle of a well-guarded war zone,
[03:24] Gen
    but this might be an opportunity,
    since we can dive down to retrieve them.
[03:28] Soyuz
    I-If we can find them.
[03:30] Soyuz
    Including the bits that'll get washed away.
[03:33] Suika
    The water currents...
[03:34] Suika
    We need Ryusui, then!
[03:37] Suika
    If Ryusui would come back...
[03:42] Ibara
    His clothes are way too fancy.
[03:45] Ibara
    He must be the boss.
[03:48] Suika
    O-Oh, no!
[03:50] Suika
    They took Ryusui with them!
[03:54] Ibara
    Your uncle's got some
    sad news for all of you.
[04:00] Ibara
    There might be an invader among you.
[04:05] Ibara
    We're gonna have to flush her out.
[04:09] Ibara
    If you aren't friends with this statue,
[04:11] Ibara
    you don't mind us breaking it, right?
[04:22] Oarashi
    Okay, next!
[04:24] Kohaku
    How dare you, you cruel...
[04:26] Amaryllis
    No! No!
[04:28] Amaryllis
    Hold it back!
[04:29] Ginro
    Kohaku-chan, don't charge at them!
[04:31] Ginro
    I mean, it doesn't mean he's dead
    even if they break him, right?
[04:34] Ginro
    He'll come back to life if we rebuild
    him and pour revival fluid on him.
[04:40] Senku
    Oh, Kohaku...
[04:41] Senku
    I think you've got a statue headed your way.
[04:45] Senku
    Don't worry about it. For now...
[04:46] Gen
    Wait, you have a plan?
[04:50] Ibara
    You there, little girl...
[04:52] Ibara
    Kohaku-chan, was it?
[04:55] Oarashi
    What's wrong? Can't you break it?
[04:58] Oarashi
    Are you the intruder?
[05:17] Gen
    Ryusui!
[05:24] Kohaku
    Destroyed, as ordered.
[05:26] Kohaku
    Problem?
[05:28] Warrior
    No, I think I'm good.
[05:30] Amaryllis
    Oh, look at you, Kohaku-chan,
    making such a mess!
[05:34] Amaryllis
    I'll clean it up for you.
[05:37] Kohaku
    Nothing to worry about.
[05:38] Kohaku
    Without Yuzuriha here,
[05:40] Kohaku
    we wouldn't be able to restore him
    if they smashed him into dust.
[05:43] Kohaku
    I disassembled him cleanly with my hands.
[05:48] Suika
    Hey, Kohaku and them sent
    us a bunch of stuff.
[05:54] Senku
    Hey, there's our first delivery!
[05:59] Gen
    D-Don't tell me...
[06:02] Gen
    Are they going to send us Ryusui-chan
    piece by piece with the Nezumini 4WDs?
[06:07] Senku
    What else could they do?
[06:10] Senku
    We're using the petrification beam
    to make a piecemeal prison escape.
[06:14] Gen
    I've always known you were
    ridiculously rational, but...
[06:17] Gen
    But still...
[06:18] Gen
    You're practically psycho at this point!
[06:24] Otsubone
    Why are there so many rats today?!
[06:27] Amaryllis
    I'm sorry!
[06:28] Amaryllis
    I'm sure Kohaku-chan will catch all of them.
[06:34] Kohaku
    Knowing Ryusui...
[06:38] Kohaku
    Well done dismembering me!
[06:41] Kohaku
    Thanks to you,
[06:42] Kohaku
    I've earned the trophy of becoming
    the first person to be revived twice!
[06:47] Kohaku
    Is probably what he's saying.
[06:48] Amaryllis
    You're delusional!
[06:50] Ginro
    Honestly, he might actually say that.
[06:57] Suika
    Ryusui was the one who saved me.
[07:01] Suika
    The enemy took his favorite captain's hat,
    so I made him one out of paper.
[07:33] Gen
    Huh?
[07:34] Gen
    What is this?
[07:36] Gen
    Where's the usual "crackle crackle"?
[07:40] Suika
    Yeah, after a few thousand years,
[07:43] Suika
    the surface is too weathered for the skin
    to turn back into cells, and it falls off.
[07:47] Suika
    But for him, it's only been a few days,
    so it hasn't weathered one bit.
[07:51] Suika
    What we're witnessing now is the
    real de-petrification reaction.
[08:07] Ryusui
    Appreciated, everyone!
[08:08] Ryusui
    Thanks to you,
[08:10] Ryusui
    I've earned the trophy of becoming
    the first person to be revived twice!
[08:14] Suika
    Ryusui!
[08:16] Ryusui
    Though, I'm not sure I'm the first.
[08:18] Senku
    You're the first.
[08:21] Ryusui
    Which means...
[08:28] Ryusui
    It's statues we want right now!
[08:30] Ryusui
    Am I right?
[08:31] Senku
    Obviously.
[08:32] Senku
    This dude catches on fast.
SIGN    m 0 0 l 148 0 l 148 80 l 0 80
SIGN    Ryusui is
    revived!!
[08:37] Ryusui
    Well done, Suika!
[08:39] Ryusui
    You were the lone survivor
    on the battlefield.
[08:42] Ryusui
    You're already an accomplished
    warrior of the Kingdom of Science.
[08:49] Ryusui
    I have a rough idea of the current situation.
[08:51] Ryusui
    You can always trust a sailor's instincts.
[08:54] Ryusui
    We're catching the petrification weapon
    as soon as the enemy tosses it.
[08:57] Ryusui
    An aerial battle. Am I right?
SIGN    Bam!
[09:00] Ryusui
    Am I right?!
[09:01] Senku
    Nope!
SIGN    Drone!!
[09:06] Gen
    It's such a wild plan, even the greed
    master Ryusui-chan is speechless!
[09:11] Ryusui
    No...
[09:12] Ryusui
    I like it.
[09:13] Ryusui
    Be faithful to your wants!
[09:15] Ryusui
    That's what makes the Kingdom
    of Science what it is!
[09:21] Gen
    Is it just me, or is the
    security kinda crazy?
[09:25] Suika
    Even Ibara and the top
    warrior Mozu are there!
[09:30] Senku
    They're ten billion percent suspicious
    that there's an intruder among them.
[09:35] Senku
    We aren't getting a millimeter closer.
[09:38] Soyuz
    H-How about we sneak in late at night?
[09:40] Ryusui
    We can't search the sea
    floor without daylight.
[09:43] Ryusui
    And they'll catch us when we rise to breathe.
[09:46] Ryusui
    Which means...
[09:47] Ryusui
    we'll have to dive now!
[09:49] Ryusui
    Let's go, Soyuz!
[09:51] Gen
    That was a quick decision!
[09:53] Gen
    So... I guess you and I were never even
    considered useful for physical tasks.
[10:14] Gen
    Yeah, of course that that would happen.
[10:16] Gen
    No way you could dive that long.
[10:17] Senku
    Then it's time for a fun southern
    island scuba diving trip.
[10:22] Senku
    We're making oxygen tanks.
[10:36] Gen
    Why are you gleefully
    taking apart the lab car?!
[10:39] Senku
    We don't have time to build
    the tanks from scratch.
[10:41] Senku
    So we're reusing some parts.
[10:45] Senku
    A pipe from the lab car.
[10:47] Senku
    It's just a steel pipe.
[10:48] Senku
    All right! I need a lid!
[10:50] Gen
    Isn't that a bit too half-assed?!
[10:54] Ryusui
    Don't tell me...
[10:56] Ryusui
    You're using that as the oxygen cylinder?
[10:59] Ryusui
    Can it survive the air pressure?
[11:00] Senku
    Yeah, I've tried it before.
[11:02] Senku
    Seal the flanges and solder
    the seams tightly shut,
[11:06] Senku
    and they'll just barely hold up
    to about 100 atmospheres.
[11:09] Senku
    Although it blew up a month later.
[11:11] Gen
    I dunno what to think,
    but then again, Senku-chan
[11:15] Gen
    used to build hobby rocket engines and stuff.
[11:21] Suika
    This is that "oxygen tank" thing?
[11:25] Ryusui
    It looks like ass. Even for us.
[11:27] Senku
    Unlike craftsman Kaseki-sama,
    I'm just an amateur.
[11:30] Senku
    The clunky look makes it endearing.
[11:33] Senku
    We're gonna need a hella clunky pump, too.
[11:35] Senku
    Maybe we can use the engine
    pistons or something.
[11:39] Suika
    He's taking it all apart!
[11:42] Senku
    I'm swiping the regulator
    to cap off the tank.
[11:45] Gen
    You're going to make Kaseki-chan cry.
[11:46] Kaseki
    My dear lab car!
[11:50] Senku
    Don't underestimate Kaseki.
[11:52] Senku
    He can just rebuild all of it once he's back.
[11:55] Ryusui
    You're right.
[11:58] Gen
    You two make yourselves
    sound all sentimental,
[12:02] Gen
    but Kaseki-chan's going
    to be the one suffering!
[12:06] Senku
    Now, all that's left is to shove
    some air into it with the pump.
[12:11] Gen
    Um...
[12:12] Gen
    I have a bad feeling... A really bad feeling...
[12:15] Gen
    Is this going to be another one of those
    Kingdom of Science manual labor things?
[12:21] Suika
    It's light enough that
    even I can do it, though.
[12:25] Gen
    No way.
[12:27] Gen
    Oh, you're right.
[12:29] Gen
    I was totally expecting...
[12:30] Senku
    Yeah, at first.
SIGN    2 atm
[12:31] Senku
    It's about the same as a bike pump
    up to around two atmospheres.
SIGN    10 atm
SIGN    50 atm
[12:50] Senku
    Suika!
[12:51] Senku
    Storing air also means storing heat.
[12:54] Senku
    The pump's gonna heat up
    like crazy and explode.
[12:56] Senku
    Dump water on it!
[12:58] Suika
    Got it!
[13:01] Gen
    H-How much longer are we doing this?
[13:05] Senku
    Let's see...
[13:07] Senku
    Based on its capacity...
[13:09] Senku
    Maybe about five hours...
    times the number of pumps we have.
[13:13] Gen
    I knew it!
SIGN    10 hours later
[13:24] Soyuz
    Th-The air pump blew up!
[13:27] Suika
    It's over!
[13:32] Senku
    No, it's perfect.
[13:34] Senku
    We just need two of them.
SIGN    m 0 0 l 194 0 l 194 120 l 0 120
SIGN    Oxygen tanks
    acquired!!
[13:48] Soyuz
    W-Wow.
[13:49] Soyuz
    We're really breathing underwater.
[14:03] Gen
    How long are those tanks going to last?
[14:06] Senku
    It depends on the depth, but probably about...
[14:10] Senku
    ten minutes.
[14:11] Gen
    That's it?!
[14:15] Gen
    We spent ten hours pumping like crazy.
[14:17] Suika
    And the pumpy thing blew up already.
[14:21] Senku
    They're our first and last oxygen tanks.
[14:23] Senku
    It's do-or-die in ten minutes.
[14:26] Senku
    We have to find Kaseki at
    the bottom and save him.
[14:31] Ryusui
    Ten minutes isn't long enough.
[14:33] Ryusui
    We need some kind of hint.
[14:39] Soyuz
    The enemy dropped the statues from the
    surface at this speed, in that direction.
[14:49] Ryusui
    How can you reconstruct
    the situation that clearly?
[14:52] Ryusui
    You're impressive, Soyuz.
[14:55] Ryusui
    In fact...
[14:56] Ryusui
    Come to think of it, having memories of
    your infancy is no ordinary feat, either.
[15:04] Ryusui
    But thanks.
[15:05] Ryusui
    That information is worth a million!
[15:09] Suika
    I believe in Ryusui. He'll find everyone.
[15:13] Suika
    He knows the sea better than anyone!
[15:19] Ryusui
    This is...
[15:28] Ryusui
    It's a reef current.
[15:29] Ryusui
    A violent rip current that occurs
    at the edges of coral reefs.
[15:33] Ryusui
    Which must mean all the pieces
    were carried by this current.
[15:43] Ryusui
    Everyone!
[15:45] Ryusui
    My trusty sailors of the
    Science Vessel Perseus!
[15:48] Ryusui
    Well done sticking it out in this darkness!
[15:52] Ryusui
    I'm giving you a work bonus.
[15:54] Ryusui
    I promise all of you a massive drago reward!
[16:08] Suika
    Three jellyfish!
SIGN    1 jellyfish: found a few people
    2 jellyfish: found just Kaseki
    3 jellyfish: found everyone
SIGN    3 jellyfish: found everyone
[16:14] Senku
    They've found everyone!
[16:16] Suika
    Awesome!
[16:18] Suika
    Now we can revive everyone!
[16:21] Senku
    Yeah, but don't forget our priorities.
[16:25] Senku
    If we don't wake up Kaseki the
    craftsman first, we're screwed.
[16:29] Senku
    We don't have any more oxygen tanks.
[16:31] Senku
    This is our only shot at this rescue dive.
[16:35] Ryusui
    First, Kaseki, I want you!
[17:01] Ryusui
    He's completely buried.
[17:03] Soyuz
    Yeah...
[17:03] Soyuz
    He won't budge at all.
[17:07] Gen
    Isn't it about time they signal
    for us to pull them up?
[17:12] Suika
    They haven't said anything.
[17:14] Senku
    Their remaining air...
[17:16] Senku
    The average male breathes
    15 liters per minute.
[17:19] Senku
    Assuming that's an average
    of 20 based on their activity,
[17:22] Senku
    and the 10-liter tank size and
    a starting pressure of 70...
[17:25] Senku
    The question is their depth.
[17:27] Senku
    Estimating from where the jellyfish
    came up and the behavior of the rope,
[17:31] Senku
    they're roughly 20 meters down.
[17:36] Ryusui
    We've got four minutes of oxygen left.
[17:39] Soyuz
    I-It's no use.
[17:40] Soyuz
    He's stuck in the mud.
[17:42] Soyuz
    It'll take hours to dig him out.
[17:44] Ryusui
    But without Kaseki, we can't
    make any more oxygen tanks.
[17:47] Ryusui
    We can never come back.
[17:49] Ryusui
    This is our only chance!
[17:52] Ryusui
    We absolutely must bring
    Kaseki back to the surface!
[17:56] Ryusui
    When your strength isn't enough,
    you have to use the strength of your crew.
[18:00] Ryusui
    That's a leader's job!
[18:03] Ryusui
    Am I right?
[18:06] Suika
    They're signaling us!
[18:07] Gen
    Huh? But isn't there something weird
    about how they're tugging the rope?
[18:11] Gen
    It might be some kind of message.
[18:13] Gen
    Tuuug, tuuug, tug, tug...
[18:17] Gen
    Morse code!
[18:18] Senku
    Dash, dash, dot, dot...
[18:20] Senku
    Is that a Z?
[18:21] Senku
    Do they have any idea how
    long it'll take to send
[18:24] Senku
    a message over the safety rope?
[18:26] Gen
    It's fine.
[18:27] Gen
    I'm sure it won't be that long.
[18:29] Gen
    We're buddies. We don't need words.
[18:33] Gen
    We'd just told Ryusui-chan
    that we don't have time.
[18:36] Gen
    Which means there's something they want.
[18:39] Gen
    We're in a hurry, so there's
    no way it's a sentence.
[18:42] Gen
    It's a word.
[18:43] Gen
    But there are only a few
    words that start with Z.
[18:47] Gen
    Zoo.
[18:47] Gen
    Zebra.
[18:48] Gen
    Zipper.
[18:49] Gen
    Zinc.
[18:50] Gen
    None of those fit.
[18:51] Gen
    Which means it's Japanese Morse code.
[18:54] Gen
    Dash, dash, dot, dot.
SIGN    Fu
[18:56] Gen
    "Fu."
[18:56] Gen
    "I need something that starts with 'fu'"!
[19:01] Senku
    Revival fluid!
[19:09] Ryusui
    They're fast.
[19:19] Soyuz
    I-I see!
[19:21] Soyuz
    If we can wake up Taiju,
    who's got the most power,
[19:24] Soyuz
    he might be able to pull
    Kaseki's statue out.
[19:27] Soyuz
    But, Ryusui...
[19:28] Soyuz
    You can't pour revival
    fluid on him underwater.
[19:32] Soyuz
    How can you...
[19:41] Ryusui
    I made some air that's the same
    as the outside air using the pump.
[19:44] Ryusui
    I'm spraying the revival
    fluid on him from below.
[19:47] Soyuz
    He made that decision in this brief instant?
[19:50] Soyuz
    To use the last of his oxygen?
[19:53] Ryusui
    Oh, no!
[19:54] Ryusui
    He's missing part of his arm.
[19:56] Ryusui
    If we revive him now...
[20:03] Ryusui
    How could he tell at first glance
    that that was Taiju's arm?
[20:07] Ryusui
    Did he remember what it looked
    like when everyone was petrified?
[20:11] Ryusui
    Good job, Soyuz!
SIGN    m 0 0 l 194 0 l 194 80 l 0 80
SIGN    Taiju is
    revived!!
[20:37] Taiju
    I'm awake, of course!
[20:40] Soyuz
    Y-Yeah, that was bound to happen!
[20:42] Soyuz
    Sorry!
[20:43] Soyuz
    Imagine waking up and you're
    suddenly underwater...
[20:46] Ryusui
    I have to relay to Taiju the current
    situation and what we need of him quickly.
[20:51] Ryusui
    I need only to connect the space
    between me and Taiju with air!
[20:54] Ryusui
    Get Kaseki!
[20:56] Ryusui
    We're reviving Kaseki first!
[21:07] Taiju
    I'll manage on that single breath.
[21:10] Taiju
    You have to breathe, too, Ryusui.
[21:12] Taiju
    Talking isn't what's important!
[21:15] Taiju
    We're a team.
[21:16] Taiju
    We can communicate without
    words, just with our hearts!
[21:23] Taiju
    Not that I've got any reason to believe that!
[21:25] Ryusui
    No, you're absolutely right, Taiju.
[21:30] Ryusui
    I hear your heart.
[21:52] Gen
    We're getting close to the uh-oh time limit.
[21:57] Senku
    Pull them up!
[22:03] Senku
    Yo, Kaseki.
[22:06] Senku
    Yo, big oaf.
[22:11] Suika
    Welcome back, everyone!
SIGN    The Medusa's True Face
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E13 - The Medusa's True Face

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[00:03] Senku
    All right, time to bring our god-tier
    craftsman Kaseki back to life.
[00:10] Senku
    We're heading straight to a finished drone!
SIGN    The Medusa's True Face
[01:51] Senku
    All right, let's splash this stuff on.
[01:53] Gen
    Whoa, whoa! Hold it, Senku-chan!
[01:57] Gen
    It's not that it's too unceremonious...
[01:59] Gen
    I mean, that's part of it, but...
[02:03] Gen
    I can't help but feel like this part of
    Kaseki-chan's back is missing a piece.
[02:09] Suika
    You're right.
[02:12] Senku
    That's not too bad. It should
    get fixed up when he's restored.
[02:17] Ryusui
    Though that'll definitely leave a mark.
[02:19] Ryusui
    Like the ones on Senku's and Gen's faces.
[02:22] Suika
    Well, Senku's and Gen's look cool.
[02:25] Suika
    But this shape...
SIGN    Poop
[02:32] Suika
    I feel so bad for him!
[02:34] Senku
    No one's going to care in the stone world.
[02:38] Gen
    No, I'm sure he would.
[02:40] Senku
    Though we could wait for Taiju to get back.
[02:44] Ryusui
    Taiju?
[02:45] Ryusui
    Where has he gone?
[02:51] Taiju
    I've gathered everyone's stone pieces!
[02:56] Soyuz
    B-But how?
[02:57] Soyuz
    We don't have any more oxygen tanks.
[03:00] Taiju
    Freediving.
[03:02] Taiju
    I already knew where they were,
    so it only took a few minutes.
[03:04] Taiju
    I can hold my breath for a few minutes!
[03:07] Taiju
    I've got more endurance than anyone!
[03:10] Gen
    Do we know which pieces are Kaseki-chan's?
[03:13] Taiju
    I have no idea.
[03:14] Taiju
    Which is why I'm going to get all of them!
[03:15] Ryusui
    Taiju!
[03:16] Ryusui
    Even with your brute strength, there's
    no way you can swim back with all of—
[03:20] Taiju
    Of course.
[03:21] Taiju
    But I can bring them back little by little!
[03:24] Taiju
    It'll only take a few hundred trips!
[03:26] Soyuz
    A-At least take a boat there.
[03:30] Taiju
    Good thinking!
[03:33] Suika
    He said it so casually.
[03:35] Suika
    "A few hundred trips."
[03:38] Senku
    You guys still don't know
    how ridiculous Taiju is.
[03:42] Senku
    I love how shocked you are.
[03:47] Gen
    I finally get it.
[03:51] Gen
    I see why Senku-chan and
    Taiju-chan get along so well
[03:52] Taiju
    This didn't even occur to me!
[03:55] Taiju
    All right, let's get going!
[03:55] Gen
    despite looking like polar opposites.
[03:56] Soyuz
    S-Sure.
[03:57] Gen
    Neither of you ever buckle when
    faced with something daunting.
[04:08] Suika
    It fit perfectly!
[04:10] Suika
    Right in Kaseki's poop hole!
[04:12] Gen
    Don't say it like that! You're not wrong, but...
[04:15] Senku
    Okay, cool. Splash.
[04:17] Gen
    Again! Ceremony!
SIGN    m 0 0 l 136 0 l 136 80 l 0 80
SIGN    Kaseki is
    revived!!
[04:31] Ryusui
    Shouldn't you at least give him some clothes?
[04:34] Senku
    Some kelp will do just fine.
[04:36] Gen
    Jeez!
[04:40] Kaseki
    So that's what it's like to be petrified!
[04:43] Kaseki
    It was my first time experiencing it!
    Oh, that was so exciting!
[04:47] Ryusui
    Indeed.
[04:48] Ryusui
    This is the first time the Ishigami
    villagers have been petrified.
[04:51] Gen
    I don't know about "exciting," though...
[04:54] Gen
    It's harrowing, isn't it?
[04:55] Gen
    You can't move, and you don't know
    what's going to happen to you.
[04:58] Kaseki
    Harrowing?
[04:59] Kaseki
    No, not at all!
[05:01] Kaseki
    I was perfectly confident.
[05:04] Kaseki
    I knew you would use
    science to bring me back!
[05:10] Kaseki
    Actually, if anything,
    I'm feeling really good.
[05:14] Kaseki
    What's up with this?
[05:15] Senku
    It probably fixed up all your old man
    problems, like arthritis and stuff.
[05:23] Senku
    In that case, why don't we have
    our powered-up Kaseki-sama
[05:25] Senku
    get right to work building something?
[05:29] Kaseki
    Building what?
[05:30] Ryusui
    A drone.
[05:32] Kaseki
    D-D-D-Drone!
[05:36] Gen
    Right, I forgot about that!
[05:38] Gen
    The kelp was plenty!
SIGN    Crumble
[05:42] Kaseki
    Wait, I can't work!
[05:44] Kaseki
    My beloved lab car!
[05:46] Senku
    Tee-hee.
[05:47] Gen
    Guess we're going to be starting there.
[05:56] Senku
    All right.
[05:57] Senku
    If we're building a drone, the first
    thing we're gonna need is propellers.
[06:01] Gen
    Yeah, that would be pretty important.
[06:04] Senku
    The question is how to
    make the wings lighter.
[06:07] Senku
    We'll pluck some actual bird feathers,
    dunk them in plastic,
[06:12] Senku
    and adjust them by hand.
[06:14] Senku
    It'll be quicker to try it out than
    to explain aeronautic theory.
[06:19] Senku
    Also, one more.
[06:21] Senku
    One more thing we really want
    from Kaseki is a fidget spinner.
[06:25] Gen
    Yup, that's important, too.
[06:27] Gen
    Is it, though?!
[06:29] Gen
    Do we need a toy?!
[06:31] Senku
    Ten billion percent, we need one.
[06:33] Senku
    Remember how shitty our trash motors were?
[06:37] Senku
    Specifically, the part we
    need is called a bearing.
[06:39] Senku
    It stabilizes things along an axis
    and allows for fast spinning.
[06:42] Senku
    It's a cornerstone of the machine industry.
[06:45] Senku
    As I'm sure you know, the idea was brought
    to us by good old Leonardo da Vinci.
[06:49] Gen
    Would I know, though?
[06:51] Gen
    I only know him as the guy
    who drew the Mona Lisa.
[06:54] Senku
    He's an OP dude who mastered
    both art and science.
[06:57] Senku
    You get these incomprehensible
    crazies once in a while.
[07:01] Gen
    Well, from my perspective,
    you're pretty crazy, too.
[07:05] Senku
    Take some roughly spherical steel balls,
[07:08] Senku
    throw them in a tube along with some
    rocks, spin them around, and...
[07:16] Senku
    You get a bajillion pachinko balls.
[07:18] Ryusui
    We're making pachinko someday, too!
[07:21] Senku
    Yeah, sometime in the next ten billion years.
[07:25] Senku
    We'll sort them by the size
    of the holes they fit through.
[07:29] Senku
    Once we get a bunch of balls the same size...
[07:35] Kaseki
    The idea's simple enough,
[07:37] Kaseki
    but making that with the parts and lathes
    we have lying around is going to be brutal.
[07:42] Taiju
    Hey!
[07:44] Taiju
    I got all the pieces!
[07:52] Suika
    The Kingdom of Science's god-tier
    craftsman is back with us.
[08:13] Ryusui
    Chrome.
[08:15] Ryusui
    Francois.
[08:17] Ryusui
    Ukyo.
[08:21] Ryusui
    Who?
[08:22] Gen
    We got some rando.
[08:25] Taiju
    I did bring back everything I could find.
[08:27] Senku
    Must be some petrification victim of old.
[08:30] Senku
    Who knows from how long ago?
[08:32] Ryusui
    Either way, after being petrified on the
    ship before we could even make it ashore...
[08:40] Ryusui
    All of the Kingdom of Science is
    finally making it onto the island.
[08:48] Gen
    Yeah, you're right.
[08:50] Gen
    Finally.
[08:51] Suika
    We can't wake them all up, though,
    even though they made it.
[08:56] Senku
    Though we're slowly making
    more revival fluid.
[08:59] Ryusui
    We don't have time to wake them all up.
[09:03] Ryusui
    Once they find us in this sapphire cave,
[09:05] Ryusui
    they'll fire a petrification
    beam at us from outside.
[09:09] Ryusui
    We'll all be screwed this time.
[09:11] Senku
    In other words, we have to get
    the petrification beam by air
[09:15] Senku
    before they find our hideout.
[09:18] Senku
    Once we have that,
    who cares if they outnumber us?
[09:22] Senku
    We can overwhelm them with our science.
[09:25] Senku
    The drone is our secret weapon.
[09:27] Senku
    Can you do it, Kaseki?
[09:31] Kaseki
    Well, when you put it like that...
[09:33] Kaseki
    You get me fired up!
[09:36] Kaseki
    I've been a craftsman for fifty years.
[09:38] Kaseki
    Don't underestimate me!
[09:49] Soyuz
    I-It's flying!
SIGN    m 0 0 l 164 0 l 164 100 l 0 100
SIGN    Drone
    acquired!!
[09:51] Soyuz
    On its own, like a bird!
[09:58] Senku
    Yeah, it's a mark 1.
[10:00] Senku
    We still gotta work on stabilizing it.
[10:03] Ginro
    N... N...
[10:05] Ginro
    No way!
[10:07] Ginro
    I don't wanna go see the Master!
[10:09] Ginro
    Please, guys!
[10:10] Ginro
    Come with me!
[10:12] Kohaku
    I told you, it's just partway.
[10:14] Kohaku
    You were the one who was called, Ginro.
[10:19] Kohaku
    This is a good opportunity.
[10:21] Kohaku
    Remember our mission, Ginro.
[10:23] Kohaku
    It's to investigate the enemy.
[10:26] Kohaku
    If we can get some info
    out of the enemy, great.
[10:28] Kohaku
    If we can take him hostage...
[10:30] Ginro
    Do you really think I can do that?!
[10:33] Kohaku
    Why not? You're a man.
[10:35] Kohaku
    You probably won't get assaulted.
[10:37] Ginro
    That's wishful thinking, Kohaku-chan!
    Pure wishful thinking!
[10:50] Moz
    Kohaku-chan.
[10:53] Moz
    That intruder Ibara was talking about...
[10:56] Moz
    It's you, isn't it?
[10:58] Moz
    Tell me where your friends are hiding.
[11:12] Ginro
    Right!
[11:13] Ginro
    That's what I have this for!
[11:16] Ginro
    My special weapon: the pineapple!
[11:22] (Flashback) Senku
    Just in case the pretty girl team
    gets called up by the Master...
[11:26] (Flashback) Ginro
    I hate to think about that.
[11:28] (Flashback) Senku
    Find an opportunity to use this in the room.
[11:31] (Flashback) Gen
    A pineapple?
[11:32] (Flashback) Senku
    That's just the container.
[11:34] (Flashback) Senku
    What's inside is ethyl acetate.
SIGN    Vinegar
SIGN    Sake
[11:37] Senku
    Normally, it's used to knock out bugs
    to make insect catalogs and stuff.
[11:41] Senku
    Some vinegar, some alcohol,
[11:42] Senku
    and a drop of our good friend
    sulfuric acid, and it's done.
[11:47] (Flashback) Ginro
    Gross!
[11:48] (Flashback) Ginro
    What the hell?!
[11:49] (Flashback) Amaryllis
    It just smells like pineapple, though.
[11:52] (Flashback) Senku
    Yeah, it's the same aroma compound.
[11:56] (Flashback) Senku
    I'm sure it smells like a ripe
    pineapple to you southern islanders.
[12:02] (Flashback) Senku
    It's not powerful, but it's not harmless.
[12:04] (Flashback) Senku
    Don't sniff it at home.
[12:07] (Flashback) Senku
    It'll put you in a daze and mess you up.
[12:08] Ginro
    And we can look around in the meantime!
[12:11] Ginro
    Is this thing really going to work?
[12:20] Ginro
    U-Um, pardon me...
[12:23] Ginro
    It's Ginr— Gin-chan.
[12:37] Master (Ibara)
    Enter.
[12:43] Ginro
    A-A-Actually, I just
    happened to wind up here!
[12:47] Ginro
    N-No, I wasn't supposed to be here!
[12:49] Ginro
    I m-m-might not look like it, but, er...
[12:51] Ginro
    Please don't be mad!
[12:53] Ginro
    The truth is, er...
[12:56] Ibara
    You called, Master?
[13:00] Ibara
    Yes.
[13:04] Ibara
    I understand.
[13:06] Ibara
    The usual.
[13:09] Ibara
    Don't be so nervous, Gin-chan.
[13:12] Ibara
    I can't leave you with the Master when
    I'm not even sure you're safe, can I?
[13:20] Ibara
    That's why I'm here to teach you
    everything oh-so-lovingly first.
[13:28] Ibara
    If you pass, you'll be
    allowed to see the Master.
[13:35] Ibara
    Don't be so scared!
[13:39] Ginro
    I told you, man, I'm...
[13:40] Ibara
    Ah, yes, you do talk like a boy.
[13:44] Ibara
    A tomboy trying to be strong!
[13:47] Ibara
    Yes!
[13:48] Ginro
    No!
[13:58] Kohaku
    Supposing I am the invader,
[14:00] Kohaku
    do you think I'd be so quick to
    confess the location of my comrades?
[14:09] Warrior A
    A weapon!
[14:10] Warrior A
    Woman of the inner palace! What are you...
[14:25] Moz
    You sure are strong, Kohaku-chan.
[14:33] Kohaku
    So many!
[14:34] Oarashi
    No more holding back! Kill her!
[14:38] Moz
    Kill her?
[14:53] Moz
    Who gave you permission to kill her?
[14:56] Moz
    Why would you let such
    a cute girl go to waste?
[14:59] Moz
    The inner palace is my entertainment.
[15:03] Moz
    Don't forget that.
[15:06] Kohaku
    He's in a league of his own.
[15:09] Kohaku
    This is the warrior said to be the most
    powerful in the petrification kingdom, Moz.
[15:14] Kohaku
    But without trying to be arrogant, I'm
    the best card the Kingdom of Science has.
[15:22] Kohaku
    Who's going to stop this man if I don't?
[15:26] Kohaku
    Let's fight, as we promised.
[15:33] Ibara
    You're really noisy, aren't you?
[15:38] Ginro
    It's now or never!
[15:41] Ibara
    This smells like...
[15:42] Ibara
    Pineapple?
[15:43] Ibara
    Wine?
[15:46] Ibara
    What...
[15:47] Ibara
    I'm suddenly feeling dizzy...
[15:49] Ginro
    Yes!
[15:50] Ginro
    Time to get out of—
[15:52] Kohaku
    That was our big chance!
    You didn't investigate anything?!
[15:56] Ginro
    I should at least get a look at the Master...
[15:59] Ginro
    Otherwise, Kohaku-chan's gonna kill me!
[16:08] Ginro
    Huh?
[16:09] Ginro
    I can't see him too well in the dark,
    but I think I've seen him somewhere...
[16:15] Ginro
    Soyuz?
[16:31] Ginro
    He's petrified!
[16:32] Ibara
    You saw, didn't you?
[16:37] Ginro
    I didn't see... a-a-a-anything...
[16:41] Ibara
    No lying!
[16:48] Amaryllis
    They're fighting!
[16:50] Amaryllis
    It's Kohaku-chan and Moz!
[16:57] Moz
    You must have realized by now,
    being as strong as you are...
[17:03] Moz
    You're hopelessly outmatched.
[17:05] Moz
    You wouldn't stand a chance,
    even if there were dozens of you.
[17:14] Kohaku
    I could tell even before our blades met.
[17:17] Kohaku
    You don't need to tell me about it.
[17:20] Kohaku
    But even then, what's your point?
[17:22] Kohaku
    Do you think you can intimidate
    me into selling out my friends?
[17:26] Moz
    Why don't we get closer first, then?
[17:30] Moz
    You'll want to tell me
    once you come to like me.
[17:37] Moz
    I like strong girls, too,
    as long as they have a pretty face.
[17:42] Moz
    What kind of men do you like, Kohaku-chan?
[17:45] Moz
    How about me?
[17:47] Moz
    I'm strong as hell.
[17:52] Kohaku
    Strength is strength of mind.
[17:56] Kohaku
    To be able to continue hammering a wedge
[17:58] Kohaku
    for as long as it takes
    to carry out one's will.
[18:01] Kohaku
    That's the kind of man I'm drawn to.
[18:04] Kohaku
    Well, this is a problem, Moz.
[18:07] Kohaku
    You seem to be the exact opposite.
[18:11] Moz
    You're so cute, Kohaku-chan.
[18:15] Moz
    But you aren't cute.
[18:18] Ibara
    A few girls have seen the statue before, too.
[18:25] Ibara
    That's not good.
[18:27] Ibara
    I don't kill them because I want to, either.
[18:30] Ibara
    It's such a shame.
[18:32] Ginro
    No way!
[18:41] Ginro
    Thank goodness!
[18:43] Ginro
    Kohaku-chan's still here!
[18:44] Ginro
    I'm saved!
[18:45] Ginro
    I can use my special skill:
    Let Someone Else Deal With It!
[18:48] Ginro
    Kohaku-chan!
[18:49] Ginro
    Help me!
[18:52] Ginro
    Kohaku-chan!
[18:54] Kohaku
    Ginro! Behind you!
[19:09] Kohaku
    Ginro!
[19:20] Kohaku
    He's been pierced though several organs.
[19:23] Kohaku
    There's no way to save him.
[19:30] Kohaku
    Knowing you, you're probably going to beg
    me to finish you off and put you at ease.
[19:35] Kohaku
    I won't allow that!
[19:37] Kohaku
    We have to...
[19:41] Ginro
    The master is a statue.
[19:46] Ginro
    He looked just like Soyuz.
[19:51] Ginro
    Soyuz might be...
[19:55] Kohaku
    Ginro...
[19:57] Kohaku
    I'm glad you told me that.
[20:00] Ginro
    I know, though.
[20:04] Ginro
    There's no saving me.
[20:09] Ginro
    Y'know, I'm still a village
    gatekeeper and a warrior.
[20:16] Ginro
    I gotta look good in the end.
[20:24] Ginro
    Bye-bye, Kinro.
[20:31] Kohaku
    You're right, Ginro. You can't be saved.
[20:35] Kohaku
    There's only one thing for me to do.
[20:37] Amaryllis
    Kohaku-chan! Ginro!
[21:01] Kohaku
    Listen, everyone!
[21:04] Kohaku
    Your Master is...
[21:05] Ibara
    Don't listen to the intruder's nonsense!
[21:09] Ibara
    The Master's power will be upon us!
[21:11] Ibara
    Don't open your eyes!
[21:13] Ibara
    You'll be petrified with the rest!
[21:18] Amaryllis
    It doesn't matter whether we
    have our eyes open or not!
[21:20] Amaryllis
    They're just trying not to let
    us see the petrification weapon!
[21:29] Ginro
    I see.
[21:31] Ginro
    That's what you were thinking.
[21:33] Ginro
    You're making them use the
    petrification weapon on purpose.
[21:37] Ginro
    You're really sharp when it
    comes to battle, Kohaku-chan.
[21:41] Kohaku
    That's right, Ginro.
[21:42] Kohaku
    If we can have you petrified before
    your life is extinguished,
[21:47] Kohaku
    there's a chance you'll be
    repaired by the revival fluid.
[21:55] Kohaku
    I've seen it now.
[21:57] Kohaku
    With my superior eyesight...
    I've seen what the Medusa truly is.
[22:01] Kohaku
    Senku, you were right.
[22:05] Kohaku
    It isn't any kind of curse or
    demonic device devoid of rules.
[22:09] Kohaku
    The petrification weapon, the Medusa...
[22:13] Kohaku
    is science.
[22:20] Kohaku
    It's up to you now, Amaryllis.
[22:22] Kohaku
    Tell Senku and the others.
[22:25] Kohaku
    Tell them all the secrets that
    the infiltration team has found.
[22:30] (Flashback) Senku
    So long as we're fighting
    with science, we're ahead.
[22:34] Kohaku
    All that's left now is to trust
    science and the others, and wait.
[22:39] Ginro
    Yeah.
[22:41] Ginro
    Everything's gonna be fine.
SIGN    Deal Game, Test of Wit
SIGN    Next Episode
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E14 - Deal Game, Test of Wit

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[00:10] Kohaku
    I've seen it now.
[00:11] Kohaku
    With my superior eyesight...
    I've seen what the Medusa truly is.
[00:16] Kohaku
    Senku, you were right.
[00:19] Kohaku
    It isn't any kind of curse or
    demonic device devoid of rules.
[00:24] Kohaku
    The petrification weapon, the Medusa...
[00:28] Kohaku
    is science.
[00:35] Kohaku
    It's up to you now, Amaryllis.
[00:36] Kohaku
    Tell Senku and the others.
[00:39] Kohaku
    Tell them all the secrets that
    the infiltration team has found.
[00:44] (Flashback) Senku
    So long as we're fighting
    with science, we're ahead.
[00:49] Kohaku
    All that's left now is to trust
    science and the others, and wait.
[00:54] Ginro
    Yeah.
[00:56] Ginro
    Everything's gonna be fine.
SIGN    Deal Game, Test of Wit
SIGN    m 0 0 l 160 0 l 160 80 l 0 80
SIGN    Yuzuriha
    is revived!!
[02:58] Taiju
    Yuzuriha!
[03:00] Yuzuriha
    Taiju-kun!
[03:03] Taiju
    No! Just a handshake!
[03:04] Taiju
    Gotta be respectful, even with close friends!
[03:09] Senku
    What are you, a hover-handing
    middle school kid?
[03:15] Soyuz
    I wonder if this is part of Chrome.
SIGN    m 0 0 l 160 0 l 160 80 l 0 80
SIGN    Chrome is
     revived!!
[03:24] Gen
    She's crazy good at this.
[03:26] Gen
    Her memory and crafts club experience makes
    her even faster with the jigsaw puzzle.
[03:32] Chrome
    Oh, man! That was my first time
    experiencing petrification!
[03:36] Chrome
    So that's what it's like!
[03:38] Gen
    Same reaction as Kaseki-chan.
[03:42] Kaseki
    Birds of a feather!
[03:44] Kaseki
    Chrome and I are the builder duo.
[03:48] Kaseki
    So anyway...
[03:49] Kaseki
    Now that you're awake,
[03:50] Kaseki
    I'm gonna need you to get right
    back to building stuff with me.
[03:54] Gen
    Oh, shit!
[03:55] Senku
    We're all set for the drone-building team now.
[03:58] Ryusui
    This marks the beginning of
    our three-dimensional war.
[04:03] Ryusui
    Which means...
[04:05] Ryusui
    We need our 3D specialist!
[04:07] Ryusui
    Am I right?
SIGN    m 0 0 l 160 0 l 160 80 l 0 80
SIGN    Ukyo is
     revived!!
[04:20] Ukyo
    I see.
[04:21] Ukyo
    What we really want now is information, then.
[04:24] Ukyo
    On the enemy.
[04:26] Ryusui
    Of course you would say that,
    former sonar operator.
[04:31] Senku
    We've got you covered.
    Kohaku and her team's in the enem—
[04:34] Ukyo
    Hold it.
[04:38] Ukyo
    Someone's coming.
[04:41] Ukyo
    They're swimming through the water.
[04:50] Gen
    Amaryllis-chan!
[04:52] Amaryllis
    Everyone...
[04:53] Amaryllis
    It's Kohaku-chan and...
[04:55] Amaryllis
    Kohaku-chan and Ginro!
[05:36] Suika
    So Soyuz was part of the Master's family?
[05:45] Ryusui
    Though it's only by Ginro's
    estimation that you look alike.
[05:49] Senku
    Yeah, there's no point in
    speculating about that now.
[05:54] Senku
    What I want to know is the enemy's
    capabilities and internal affairs.
[06:01] Senku
    We'll use our intellect to make the most
    of the little bits of information we have.
[06:06] Ryusui
    Leave that to me!
[06:07] Chrome
    I got this!
[06:09] Ukyo
    Good. Let's start by organizing our information.
[06:12] Gen
    Man, the Kingdom of Science
    is finally back together.
[06:16] Suika
    This is awesome!
[06:18] Suika
    Now that I look at it, it's that
    team Kohaku was talking about...
[06:22] Suika
    The five cleverest people in the kingdom.
[06:26] Taiju
    It's a meeting of the
    Kingdom of Science brass!
[06:30] Senku
    Good job, Amaryllis.
[06:32] Senku
    You and the spy team put in some nice work.
[06:35] Senku
    You've leaked a top secret to us.
[06:39] Senku
    The enemy's only got one
    petrification weapon.
[06:47] Ryusui
    I see. That's critical information.
[06:50] Gen
    Indeed.
[06:52] Gen
    Put yourself in Ibara-chan's shoes.
[06:55] Ukyo
    Well, it's not for certain,
    but we do need a working hypothesis.
[06:58] Chrome
    Hang on, what's this
    "oh, yeah, I totally get it" vibe?
[07:04] Chrome
    I don't get it!
[07:06] Amaryllis
    How can you know from
    what I just told you?
[07:09] Taiju
    Senku says so, so it must be true.
[07:12] Yuzuriha
    That's an optimistic resignation.
[07:14] Ryusui
    No, you lot need to hear this, too.
[07:18] Ryusui
    This is a painstaking puzzle made up
    of bits of unrelated information.
[07:22] Ryusui
    You saw how fast Soyuz and Yuzuriha were
[07:26] Ryusui
    at putting it together
    when they worked together.
[07:28] Ryusui
    We may, for example,
[07:31] Ryusui
    need Chrome's power of intuition.
[07:35] Chrome
    You stuck-up prick.
[07:38] Chrome
    All right! I'll do it.
[07:43] Senku
    First, the Master doesn't
    have a petrification weapon.
[07:46] Chrome
    Well, yeah, he's petrified.
[07:49] Chrome
    Doesn't Ibara have it, though?
    He runs the show.
[07:52] Amaryllis
    Yeah.
[07:53] Amaryllis
    Ibara is very cautious.
[07:55] Amaryllis
    He must have one.
[07:57] Gen
    That's where the trick is.
[07:59] Gen
    Ibara-chan's the type who has insurance
    policy upon insurance policy.
[08:03] Gen
    If there's another petrification
    weapon, he'd be the one to have it.
[08:07] Gen
    He was in a hurry to petrify the intruders.
[08:11] Gen
    Why didn't he have his own ready to go?
[08:16] Amaryllis
    You're right.
[08:18] Amaryllis
    I'm amazed you picked that
    up from such a little hint.
[08:21] Ryusui
    In other words, there's only
    one petrification weapon.
[08:25] Taiju
    That was complicated, but I
    understand the conclusion!
[08:28] Senku
    The thrower's at risk of being petrified, too.
[08:31] Senku
    Ibara-sama, being as cautious as
    he is, lets Kirisame do it instead.
[08:35] Chrome
    Wh-What a nasty old man!
[08:39] Ukyo
    There's one important
    thing I want to confirm.
[08:43] Ukyo
    Amaryllis.
[08:45] Ukyo
    About the third dimension.
[08:47] Ukyo
    You said the petrification weapon Kirisame
    threw created a blast from above, right?
[08:53] Amaryllis
    That's right.
[08:55] Gen
    I see...
[08:57] Gen
    If Kirisame-chan had to avoid
    the Master when she threw it...
[09:03] Senku
    That's a stupidly important
    piece of information, too.
[09:08] Senku
    Kirisame doesn't know the Master is a statue.
[09:14] Moz
    You're right, but...
[09:16] Moz
    How did you find out?
[09:18] Moz
    I'm impressed.
[09:19] Amaryllis
    Moz!
[09:20] Ukyo
    I didn't notice him even with my hearing!
[09:27] Yuzuriha
    Taiju-kun!
[09:33] Moz
    You've got some endurance.
[09:37] Moz
    But that's only going to buy you some time.
[09:42] Moz
    What are you going to do now?
[09:46] Senku
    Yeah, buying some time.
[09:48] Senku
    That's what we need the most.
[09:50] Senku
    Get your head in full gear with
    the few seconds Taiju gave you!
[09:54] Ryusui
    I know because I'm hungry for people's power.
[09:58] Ryusui
    Going all-in against him won't change a thing.
[10:02] Gen
    This is bad.
[10:04] Gen
    We're pretty screwed.
[10:05] Gen
    Is there really a way out of this?
[10:07] Ukyo
    I need to get at least one of us out alive.
[10:11] Amaryllis
    I'm sorry...
[10:13] Amaryllis
    I must have been followed.
[10:19] Chrome
    I've always been a scavenger,
    ever since I was a kid.
[10:22] Chrome
    I know better than anyone
[10:24] Chrome
    how much of a pain in the ass it
    is to look for stuff in the dark.
[10:30] Chrome
    He followed Amaryllis after she put
    herself through so much to escape...
[10:34] Chrome
    And he didn't kill her?
[10:37] Chrome
    That bastard Moz...
[10:39] Chrome
    He must have known Amaryllis's
    group were intruders.
[10:43] Gen
    Wait, why are you stating the
    obvious now, Chrome-chan?
[10:47] Gen
    He obviously knew.
[10:48] Gen
    Kohaku-chan was already outed,
    so everyone with her had to be...
[10:54] Ukyo
    That's it! That means...
[10:56] Ryusui
    He knew Ginro was an intruder, too!
[10:59] Senku
    That's some huge information
    to keep from Ibara.
[11:05] Senku
    Ibara and an intruder were facing off
    one-on-one, and Moz just sat there watching.
[11:13] Senku
    Which means Moz doesn't mind if Ibara dies.
[11:17] Senku
    Or he even plans to kill him.
[11:22] Senku
    All the puzzle pieces are coming
    together in this knowledge battle.
[11:28] Senku
    I see the whole state of
    the Petrification Kingdom.
[11:31] Gen
    We have a shot at tearing them down, then.
[11:34] Gen
    Who's...
[11:42] Gen
    Of course.
[11:47] Gen
    Heya...
[11:50] Gen
    Just give us...
[11:52] Gen
    Just give us a second, Moz-chan.
[11:56] Gen
    I've got a good offer for you.
[11:59] Gen
    How about you and we,
    the Kingdom of Science, join forces?
[12:05] Gen
    Wouldn't that be exhilarating?
[12:28] Gen
    What do you think of our bird of witchcraft?
[12:32] Gen
    We can fly this thing however we want.
[12:35] Gen
    We can grab Kirisame-chan's petrification
    weapon in the air, no problem!
[12:41] Senku
    "However we want" is a
    bit of an overstatement.
[12:43] Senku
    It's not even stable yet.
    It's just an electric bamboo copter.
[12:47] Gen
    Don't worry about it, Senku-chan.
[12:50] Gen
    You pretend your weak card is
    actually your ace of spades.
[12:53] Gen
    That's the first move in any
    negotiation, in any deal making.
[12:58] Ukyo
    If we fought Moz, we'd all die.
[13:03] Ryusui
    Think about it another way!
[13:05] Ryusui
    This is an opportunity to negotiate with
    the strongest man and get him on our side!
[13:10] Senku
    Everything's riding on your flimsy word.
[13:13] Chrome
    Shit! Please, Gen!
[13:17] Gen
    If you and I, sorcerers, team up,
[13:20] Gen
    we could end up taking over this island
    and the inner palace for ourselves!
[13:21] Suika
    When did Gen get over there?!
[13:25] Gen
    Don't you think?
SIGN    Mentalist Gen's
SIGN    Manipulation Techniques
[13:29] Gen
    Mentalist Gen's manipulation techniques!
[13:33] Gen
    This one's pretty famous.
[13:36] Gen
    People feel more solidarity with you if
    you're next to them, not opposite them.
[13:41] Gen
    That's why they tell you to take
    a counter seat instead of a table.
[13:46] Senku
    So the first move of having
    him look up at the drone
[13:49] Senku
    segues naturally into his next
    move of standing next to him.
[13:54] Senku
    Not bad, mentalist.
[13:57] Gen
    I mean, you're so strong, Moz-chan.
[14:02] Gen
    If Ibara-chan and all those
    other soldiers are a hundred,
[14:06] Gen
    you're probably a hundred fifty.
[14:11] Amaryllis
    No, he's way more than that!
[14:16] Moz
    Maybe a little more than that.
SIGN    Mentalist Gen's
SIGN    Manipulation Techniques
[14:21] Gen
    Mentalist Gen's manipulation techniques!
[14:24] Gen
    Number two!
[14:26] Gen
    Try saying something that's
    a little bit off-the-mark.
[14:30] Gen
    The urge to correct you will
    be so strong that they might
[14:34] Gen
    sign on to something they never intended to.
[14:38] Ryusui
    In reality, they're probably worlds apart.
[14:42] Ryusui
    I want him!
[14:43] Gen
    Wow!
[14:44] Gen
    If you're really that strong, you could
    take Ibara-chan out easy, right?
[14:52] Gen
    Although I kinda get the sense
    that he's seeing right through me.
[14:59] Moz
    Kill all of you, or kill Ibara...
[15:06] Moz
    What to do?
[15:10] Moz
    Well, if I'm going to kill all of you,
    there's no harm in telling you.
[15:18] Moz
    I'm sure you've figured out by now that
    the one who petrified the Master...
[15:25] Moz
    was Ibara.
[15:28] Moz
    He's already done plenty of work.
[15:30] Moz
    Good job, I suppose.
[15:31] Moz
    It's about time that old fogy croaks, right?
[15:34] Moz
    The girls would probably appreciate it
    if I made it my own inner palace, too.
[15:41] Senku
    Why not go ahead and kill him, then?
[15:45] Moz
    I would have done it long ago if
    not for the petrification beam.
[15:49] Moz
    Kirisame-chan, who's handling the
    petrification weapon, is pretty strong.
[15:54] Moz
    I'd win in a normal fight, but one shot from
    her unavoidable beam, and I'm done for.
[16:01] Ukyo
    In other words, if you attack Minister Ibara,
[16:05] Ukyo
    Kirisame, who doesn't know what's going on,
    would use her petrification beam on you.
[16:09] Ukyo
    But if you exposed him,
    you'd lose access to the inner palace.
[16:16] Gen
    You've got yourselves
    in a three-way deadlock.
[16:20] Ryusui
    Ibara's got a good thing going for himself.
[16:23] Ryusui
    He's not your regular old fart.
[16:25] Taiju
    I-I'm starting to have a hard time keeping up.
[16:30] Senku
    To put it simply enough for
    a meathead to understand...
[16:34] Senku
    Moz, you want the petrification beam gone.
[16:38] Senku
    We want the petrification beam ourselves.
[16:41] Senku
    Our interests are ten
    billion percent aligned.
[16:48] Gen
    Bingo!
[16:49] Gen
    It's the petrification weapon we want!
[16:51] Gen
    A negotiation's gotta be
    on even footing, right?
[16:54] Gen
    Why don't you take over the island and
    have the inner palace for yourself?
[16:58] Gen
    We'll help with our sorcery,
    but only on one condition.
[17:03] Gen
    You have to give us the petrification
    weapon. No exceptions.
[17:07] Gen
    That's one thing that has
    to be absolute, Moz-chan!
[17:11] Amaryllis
    The way he says it...
[17:13] Ukyo
    He's so skeevy.
[17:14] Chrome
    I have a feeling this is going
    to make him more stubborn.
[17:18] Moz
    Even footing?
[17:22] Moz
    I don't need to uphold any conditions, do I?
[17:25] Moz
    I've got the upper hand in combat.
[17:29] Moz
    You'll use your sorcery for my sake.
[17:32] Moz
    And you'll give me the petrification weapon.
[17:38] Gen
    That's awful, though!
[17:39] Gen
    Hang on a minute, Moz-chan! Even footing!
[17:41] All
    I knew it!
[17:45] Moz
    I'll keep your hideout a secret.
[17:48] Moz
    Your only choice is to do as I say.
SIGN    Mentalist Gen's
SIGN    Manipulation
    Techniques
[18:01] Gen
    Mentalist Gen's manipulation techniques!
[18:05] Gen
    Number three!
[18:06] Gen
    It's called psychological reactance.
[18:09] Gen
    When you feel like you're
    being forced to do things,
[18:12] Gen
    your need to maintain control
    causes you to reject things.
[18:18] Ukyo
    I see!
[18:19] Ukyo
    Gen's doing this on purpose!
[18:21] Ukyo
    Think about it.
[18:22] Ukyo
    The conversation's shifted.
[18:24] Senku
    You're right.
[18:27] Senku
    The conversation was originally whether
    he was going to kill us all or not.
[18:33] Senku
    Psychological reactance has him refusing
    to do as this sleazy man wants.
[18:38] Senku
    We're suddenly talking
    about working together.
[18:44] Gen
    The way to win a deal isn't to make
    the other person feel defeated.
[18:48] Gen
    It's to show servitude, setting out a
    false red carpet for them and stuff.
[18:53] Gen
    That's what really matters.
[19:04] Moz
    This is the earring Kohaku-chan
    was wearing, is it not?
[19:10] Senku
    Kingdom of Sorcery headquarters here.
[19:25] Gen
    He's gone, right?
[19:27] Suika
    He's gone.
[19:36] Senku
    Good going, mentalist!
[19:41] Gen
    Thank you, thank you.
[19:43] Ryusui
    But that means we've got the ultimate power!
[19:47] Ryusui
    Am I right?
[19:49] Senku
    Although he's probably ten billion percent
    set on killing all of us once we're done.
[19:54] Chrome
    We'll cross that bridge when we come to it.
[19:59] Gen
    But can I just take a break for now?
SIGN    m 0 0 l 136 0 l 136 80 l 0 80
SIGN    Moz joined the
    party (for now)!!
[20:44] Senku
    You hearing me, Moz-sensei?
[20:47] Senku
    Follow my directions.
[20:50] Senku
    You'll find treasure at the destination.
[20:55] Senku
    It's a super valuable gift we
    made for you using sorcery.
[21:02] Senku
    We, Kingdom of Science members,
    are totally outnumbered.
[21:07] Senku
    If they came at us with brute force,
    we'd be screwed instantly.
[21:13] Senku
    So we need your strength to make
    them believe we're tough as hell.
[21:20] Gen
    We need to force them to bring
    out the petrification weapon.
[21:26] Moz
    In other words...
[21:31] Moz
    A night raid, pretending to be an intruder.
[21:50] Senku
    Don't kill him!
[21:51] Gen
    Yeah! That's it! Get' em!
[21:51] Senku
    Let him tell them how strong the enemy is!
[21:54] Ukyo
    He always gets way too excited
    when it comes to his plots.
[22:02] Moz
    I'm already on it.
[22:05] Moz
    Oh, right. You can't hear me.
[22:11] Moz
    Sorcery can be pretty inconvenient.
SIGN    Battle in Three Dimensions
SIGN    Next Episode
SIGN    Battle in Three Dimensions
SIGN    This is a work of fiction, but the plants, animals, and production methods described are based on reality. Foraging and making things on your own accord is extremely dangerous and, in some cases, illegal. Please do not imitate without expertise.

E15 - Battle in Three Dimensions

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[00:01] Senku
    We're allied with the all-powerful
    Moz-sensei just for now.
[00:05] Senku
    Dress up as an intruder and beat the
    crap out of the enemy soldiers!
SIGN    Battle in Three Dimensions
[01:58] Oarashi
    No, the hooded warriors
    were more than just strong!
[02:02] Oarashi
    They pushed back against my miracle power!
[02:05] Oarashi
    They might be as strong as Moz.
[02:06] Oarashi
    There were three, five... no, ten of the
    hooded warriors attacking me with spears,
[02:09] Moz
    It is me, though.
[02:11] Moz
    He can be weirdly perceptive,
    although he's fundamentally an idiot.
[02:12] Oarashi
    and I fought them back with my miracle
    counterattack, all on my own!
[02:15] Oarashi
    Then they attacked me
    with this flash of light,
[02:15] (Flashback) Gen
    Go for the confident, strong men.
[02:18] (Flashback) Gen
    They'll make you sound really awesome
[02:18] Oarashi
    so I casually picked up a heavy boulder with
    one arm and... Zap! Zap! I was stunned.
[02:20] (Flashback) Gen
    so they don't have to make
    themselves sound weak.
[02:27] Senku
    Now, our happy conspiracy
    operation is super simple.
[02:32] Senku
    Once the enemy's thoroughly freaked out
[02:35] Senku
    by our ridiculously strong
    imaginary hooded warrior...
[02:39] Senku
    First,
[02:40] Senku
    we'll discreetly set our aerial combat
    drone up at a good spot for takeoff.
[02:46] Senku
    Second...
[02:48] Moz
    The hooded warriors are here!
[02:50] Moz
    Over there!
[02:52] Moz
    Third...
[02:53] Kirisame
    Take them all out with the
    petrification weapon!
[02:55] Senku
    Fourth...
[02:57] Kirisame
    Oh, no!
[02:59] Gen
    I hope it works out like that.
[03:02] Gen
    Nothing's ever gone to plan for us.
[03:04] Gen
    You're always so unlucky.
[03:07] Senku
    There's no other way to do it.
[03:10] Ryusui
    I'm sure you're aware that
    there's one big problem.
[03:15] Ryusui
    Moz.
[03:16] Ryusui
    He'll surely be at the final battle.
[03:19] Ryusui
    Am I right?
[03:21] Moz
    If those hooded warriors
    are really that strong,
[03:26] Moz
    Kirisame and I will go
    defeat them ourselves.
[03:29] Person A
    Really?!
[03:31] Person B
    Awesome! It's a Moz-san and
    Kirisame-san tag team!
[03:34] Person B
    They're unbeatable!
[03:37] Ryusui
    And the moment our drone takes
    the petrification weapon,
[03:43] Ryusui
    Moz will kill us all and take it for himself.
[03:48] Senku
    That's why we're working
    on a counter-Moz plan.
[03:54] Kaseki
    Such a waste!
[03:56] Kaseki
    We're chopping up my dear
    glass-blowing steel pipes?
[04:02] Senku
    Once we cut them into short macaroni-shaped
    tubes, we'll put eight of them together.
[04:07] Suika
    It just goes round and round.
[04:09] Gen
    A fidget spinner?!
[04:11] Gen
    Another one?
[04:12] Senku
    Now that we've reinvented them,
    we'll put these new items to good use.
[04:17] Kaseki
    I've built them as ordered,
    but what are these?
[04:21] Kaseki
    I wanna keep working on the drone.
[04:24] Chrome
    He said it's a counter-Moz thing, so I
    was expecting some kind of sick weapon.
[04:32] Yuzuriha
    Is this what I think it is?
[04:36] Suika
    Looks like all the modern
    people recognize it.
[04:40] Chrome
    Damn it!
[04:42] Senku
    Structurally, it's not that complex.
[04:45] Ryusui
    There was even an incident
[04:46] Ryusui
    where prisoners made one with
    the materials they had on hand.
[04:50] Senku
    It's the internals that get a bit difficult.
[04:54] Senku
    We pack gunpowder made from
    nitric acid in a small cylinder,
[04:57] Senku
    shove a pachinko ball in there, and cap it.
[05:01] Gen
    So then the gunpowder goes boom,
    and the ball goes fwoosh, right?
[05:06] Gen
    This is one that I could figure out.
[05:08] Gen
    It's not that complicated.
[05:12] Senku
    You're on the right track, but who's
    going to light the gunpowder?
[05:17] Senku
    What are we, making matchlocks?
[05:19] Senku
    We need a detonator to smack
    the gunpowder and ignite it.
[05:22] Senku
    We'll use mercury fulminate.
[05:26] Gen
    There's no way I'm understanding
    any of that now.
[05:29] Gen
    I take it back. This is still complicated.
[05:32] Senku
    One wrong move, and we get blown up.
[05:36] Senku
    I'll have to do this part myself.
[05:39] Senku
    We just need to combine nitric
    acid, mercury, and alcohol.
[05:43] Senku
    Then we just make it into a detonator,
[05:45] Senku
    and we'll have bullets.
[05:48] Senku
    Hit the detonator with a hammer, and...
[05:54] Taiju
    In the very beginning, Senku,
    Yuzuriha, and I traveled to Hakone
[05:58] Taiju
    because we had no choice but to make it.
[06:01] Taiju
    How many years has it been?
[06:07] Senku
    About three years.
[06:09] Senku
    It took a while, but this is
    where humanity always ends up.
[06:14] Senku
    Now I'm definitely going to hell.
[06:20] Senku
    This is what made men and
    women, young and old,
[06:23] Senku
    all of humanity, of homo
    sapiens, the apex species.
[06:28] Senku
    It's the invention of the gods and demons.
[06:35] Ukyo
    Tools are neither gods nor demons.
[06:38] Ukyo
    It's up to the person to
    determine how it's used.
[06:44] Ukyo
    Sorry, everyone.
[06:45] Ukyo
    I'm sure you don't want to be hearing
    platitudes at a time like this,
[06:50] Ukyo
    but I still don't want to kill anyone.
[06:55] Ukyo
    So let's hold back—
[06:56] Ryusui
    Platitudes?
[06:59] Ryusui
    You're wrong about that, Ukyo.
[07:01] Ryusui
    To not kill is neither a platitude nor ethics.
[07:05] Ryusui
    Someone whose loved one is
    killed bears that grudge forever.
[07:08] Ryusui
    We take even the enemy for ourselves.
    To do that, we avoid killing.
[07:13] Ryusui
    That's only rational.
[07:18] Senku
    There's no way we're killing anyone, anyway.
[07:20] Senku
    We didn't even put rifling
    in this makeshift gun.
[07:24] Senku
    It's neither precise nor
    powerful enough to be
[07:26] Senku
    more than a good-luck charm
    to make us feel better.
[07:28] Senku
    I guess it could serve as a
    tranquilizer gun, in the best case.
[07:31] Gen
    That's a tranquilizer?
[07:33] Senku
    Doesn't matter if we hit them in the legs.
[07:36] Senku
    Once we have the petrification device,
[07:39] Senku
    we can stone them, melt them,
    and they're back to normal!
[07:43] Senku
    It's basically a tranquilizer gun!
[07:46] Ukyo
    Er, well, I guess so, but...
[07:49] Gen
    You're becoming so pragmatic
[07:50] Gen
    that you're starting to sound like
    a mad scientist, Senku-chan.
[07:54] Taiju
    He's always been that way.
[07:56] Ryusui
    I see you've made it pistol-sized so
    that it doesn't cause suspicion...
[08:00] Ryusui
    But who's using it?
[08:01] Ryusui
    It'll be a challenge for anyone
    who's never used a gun before.
[08:04] Ryusui
    How many people in Japan could...
SIGN    m 0 0 l 198 0 l 198 80 l 0 80
SIGN    Yo
    returns!!
[08:14] Senku
    We'll have an officer in active
    service handle the gun.
[08:17] Senku
    That works for you, right, Ukyo?
[08:20] Chrome
    No, that's a bad idea!
[08:22] Chrome
    Giving this asshole such a badass weapon?
[08:27] Soyuz
    His face...
[08:29] Chrome
    Yeah, you can see it in his face!
[08:32] Chrome
    He's a piece of shit!
[08:34] Gen
    Nah, not really.
[08:36] Gen
    Yo's just a happy-go-lucky guy with
    an oversized need for validation.
[08:40] Senku
    That kinda makes him the
    easiest type to control.
[08:43] Gen
    The first sheriff of the new world!
[08:46] Gen
    It's history in the making.
[08:57] Amaryllis
    Oh, my...
[08:58] Amaryllis
    You're so impressive.
[09:03] Gen
    Your face!
[09:08] Yo
    Nothing I can't handle!
[09:11] Yo
    I used to shoot bullies and shit!
[09:14] Yuzuriha
    That's... bad, right?
[09:16] Ukyo
    That's bad.
[09:42] Suika
    Huh?
[09:43] Suika
    None of them hit.
[09:45] Chrome
    Come on, he put on such a smug face
    shooting, and missed every shot.
[09:54] Amaryllis
    A venomous snake!
[09:56] Chrome
    Crap, is it because that showed up?
[10:00] Ryusui
    It looks like we're beyond being
    mere prey to be hunted down.
[10:06] Ryusui
    Am I right?
SIGN    m 0 0 l 198 0 l 198 80 l 0 80
SIGN    Gun
    acquired!!
[10:12] Senku
    Good going, outlaw policeman.
[10:16] Yo
    I can't tell them!
[10:17] Yo
    I can't tell them I was just
    shooting for the bottles!
[10:21] Yo
    I gotta practice like mad!
[10:31] Senku
    In order to defeat the Medusa,
    we need four pieces of equipment.
[10:36] Senku
    Let's get them all done and start our mission.
SIGN    Hoods
SIGN    Drone
SIGN    Guns
SIGN    Wires
[10:41] Senku
    We'll set decoy hoods in front of the enemy.
[10:45] Senku
    We need her to throw the petrification
    weapon ten billion percent of the time,
[10:49] Senku
    or we're doomed.
[10:50] Ukyo
    Yeah.
[10:51] Ukyo
    We'll want at least five.
[10:57] Old man
    It's strange...
[10:59] Old man
    The food and clothes in storage
    keep going missing lately.
SIGN    Hoods
SIGN    Complete
[11:11] Amaryllis
    Oh, yeah...
[11:12] Amaryllis
    We're going to need to camouflage all
    the work noise that's going on lately.
[11:23] Hair
    Amaryllis! Why are you here?
[11:25] Hair
    Did you come from the inner palace?
[11:26] Amaryllis
    Don't tell anyone!
[11:31] Amaryllis
    I ran away.
[11:34] Amaryllis
    I couldn't forget about the three of
    you who proposed so powerfully to me.
[11:41] Amaryllis
    I'll elope with the strongest man here.
[11:45] Amaryllis
    For example, with the man who can bang
    the drum the hardest at the next festival!
[11:52] Amaryllis
    I took it too far!
[11:54] Amaryllis
    This isn't going to work.
[11:59] Amaryllis
    Nope, that totally worked.
[12:13] Yo
    I can practice now!
[12:15] Yo
    I'm finally shooting pretty straight!
SIGN    Guns
SIGN    Complete
[12:20] Chrome
    So, supposing we use this insane
    "gun" thing to slow Moz down...
[12:26] Gen
    How do we take the all-important
    petrification device?
[12:28] Gen
    You said it'd be an aerial
    battle using our drone,
[12:31] Gen
    but what are we going to do
    with that raggedy-ass drone?
[12:34] Gen
    She's got it on a rope, too, so the
    best we can really do is nab the rope.
[12:39] Senku
    Bingo. Ten billion points to you.
[12:42] Ukyo
    Which means it's going to
    be a tug-o-war in the end.
[12:47] Senku
    Which is why...
[12:49] Senku
    Wake up, y'all!
[12:50] Senku
    The power team's up!
SIGN    m 0 0 l 138 0 l 138 60 l 0 60
SIGN    Magma is
    revived!!
SIGN    m 0 0 l 138 0 l 138 60 l 0 60
SIGN    Nikki is
    revived!!
SIGN    m 0 0 l 138 0 l 138 60 l 0 60
SIGN    Kinro is
    revived!!
[13:02] Kinro
    Tell me.
[13:03] Kinro
    I'm ready to hear it.
[13:06] Kinro
    Something's happened to Ginro, correct?
[13:16] Amaryllis
    I'm sorry.
[13:18] Amaryllis
    It happened right in front of me.
[13:29] Senku
    You thought he was dead, didn't you?
[13:32] Kinro
    Yeah.
[13:34] Senku
    He's barely alive.
[13:36] Senku
    Thanks to Kohaku's quick thinking.
[13:39] Kinro
    Yeah....
[13:40] Ryusui
    Kinro, we'll have you be the
    leader of the hooded warriors.
[13:45] Ryusui
    We need a real spearman for the battle,
    or they'll know they aren't that strong.
[13:52] Senku
    The lead spearman is ten billion percent
    going to get taken out by Moz or Kirisame.
[13:59] Kinro
    Yeah.
[14:01] Kinro
    That's fine.
[14:06] Kinro
    I'm going to save them.
[14:09] Kinro
    I'm going to win this
    battle and save them all!
[14:14] Taiju
    All right! Let's start practicing tugging!
[14:17] Taiju
    Go, power team!
[14:21] Senku
    That's why we've got the science
    crafts team working on that.
[14:27] Suika
    It's the cotton candy machine!
[14:30] Chrome
    It stinks, though.
[14:31] Chrome
    What's this black goo?
[14:34] Senku
    Sadly, we can't eat that stuff.
[14:36] Senku
    It's the leftovers of burnt coal.
[14:38] Senku
    Tar.
[14:39] Senku
    Spin this black cotton candy around, and...
[14:44] Senku
    We have tough, light rope.
SIGN    Wires
[14:46] Senku
    It's the birth of carbon wire!
SIGN    Complete
[14:50] Gen
    Sure, yeah.
[14:52] Gen
    Which means...
[14:54] Gen
    Here we go again!
[14:56] Gen
    The arduous endless spinning job!
[15:02] Chrome
    Senku, about this top...
[15:05] Chrome
    Why is it so stable even though
    it's spinning mid-air?
[15:09] Senku
    That's the gyroscopic effect.
[15:11] Senku
    Anything spinning really fast is stable.
[15:14] Senku
    It's why bikes don't fall over and
    why the planet doesn't teeter.
[15:19] Chrome
    Here we go!
[15:20] Chrome
    I've got one of my crazy ideas!
[15:24] Chrome
    You know how our Mk 1 drone is shaky as hell?
[15:28] Ryusui
    Yeah, it's just an electric
    bamboo copter right now.
[15:33] Kaseki
    It's all good!
[15:34] Kaseki
    We're all about trial and error here.
[15:37] Chrome
    Maybe if we put a fidget spinner
    in the middle of the drone,
[15:41] Chrome
    it'll stabilize it with that
    gyro-whatchamacallit effect.
[15:46] Senku
    You're right!
[15:47] Senku
    It's ten billion times simpler than making a
    pain-in-the-ass controller device, but not bad!
[15:55] Senku
    And so...
[15:56] Senku
    That's why our Mk 2 drone
    here has that built in.
[16:00] Chrome
    Blargh!
[16:04] Soyuz
    Wow, it's so much more stable than before!
[16:07] Senku
    And finally, we give it one of these!
[16:13] Gen
    I don't know what that is,
    but it's another spinny thing!
[16:16] Gen
    We have more spinny work again!
[16:18] Ukyo
    You're completely traumatized
    by having to do spinny work.
[16:21] Senku
    Yeah, we're making one for each propeller.
SIGN    m 0 0 l 250 0 l 250 60 l 0 60
SIGN    Wirewound Variable Resistor
[16:25] Senku
    This is what's called a
    wirewound variable resistor.
[16:28] Chrome
    That's a long-ass name!
[16:29] Senku
    You move the dial around to control
    how much electricity goes through.
[16:33] Senku
    In other words, say we raise the
    voltage just to that propeller there.
[16:39] Chrome
    Damn, it moved!
[16:41] Ukyo
    We aren't using these four knobs to steer
    it and keep it balanced manually, are we?
[16:46] Senku
    We sure are.
[16:48] Suika
    That's way too hard.
[16:52] Ryusui
    You'd need to be good at steering
    and at reading the wind.
[16:57] Ryusui
    Who's...
[17:01] Ryusui
    I figured.
[17:07] Ryusui
    I'm getting pretty good at this!
[17:10] Senku
    Is this guy for real?
[17:13] Ryusui
    It's not much different from gaming.
[17:15] Ryusui
    I used to receive pro-gamer
    training as a child.
[17:19] Senku
    I forgot.
[17:20] Senku
    This guy cheats at everything
    using the power of money.
[17:24] Yo
    Yo, what's up? That looks fun.
[17:27] Ryusui
    Your shooter looks pretty fun, too.
[17:30] Senku
    Quit messing around. This is practice time.
[17:32] Yo
    We are practicing!
SIGN    Drone
SIGN    Complete
[17:40] Senku
    Anyway, we have all our equipment now.
[17:43] Senku
    We start right at sunrise.
[17:48] Senku
    The battlefield is here,
    the cliff of the howling seas.
[18:02] Amaryllis
    The waves and wind are loud enough here
    that they'll drown out the drone.
[18:16] Moz
    They've arrived at the
    cliff of the howling seas.
[18:18] Moz
    It's the powerful hooded
    warriors we heard about.
[18:23] Moz
    Looks like Kirisame and I are going
    to have to go fight them off.
[18:29] Oarashi
    Move out, everyone!
[18:30] Oarashi
    Beat them down!
[18:33] Oarashi
    With my miracle power, and with
    Moz and Kirisame by my side,
[18:37] Oarashi
    I, Oarashi, will not be defeated!
[18:47] Suika
    All the enemies are on the way.
[18:50] Suika
    We won't stand a chance
    against so many of them.
[18:52] Senku
    Yeah, we'd get reamed, ten billion
    percent, if we faced them head-on.
[18:59] Senku
    Let's be clear.
[19:01] Senku
    Our only winning condition is to have the
    enemy throw the petrification device.
[19:07] Ukyo
    If they don't, there's no
    aerial battle to speak of.
[19:11] Chrome
    Don't worry, Suika.
[19:15] Chrome
    Once we raid them from the air and
    catch the petrification device,
[19:19] Chrome
    we'll get the power team hiding in the
    lab car to yank it over, no matter what.
[19:25] Taiju
    We got this!
[19:26] Nikki
    Yeah!
[19:27] Ryusui
    Finally, we'll neutralize them using the
    petrification device and your gun, Yo.
[19:33] Yo
    Leave it to me!
[19:35] Ryusui
    The biggest threat is the third force, Moz.
[19:39] Ryusui
    Be careful.
[19:40] Ryusui
    He'll only be on our side in the beginning.
[19:42] Ryusui
    As soon as we draw the
    petrification device toward us,
[19:45] Ryusui
    he'll become a powerful enemy
    bent on killing us all.
[19:50] Ukyo
    Gathered here is the Petrification
    Kingdom, who is trying to eliminate us;
[19:56] Ukyo
    us, the Kingdom of Science, who are
    here to take the petrification device;
[20:00] Ukyo
    and the all-powerful warrior Moz,
    who wants both us and the device gone.
[20:05] Senku
    Here we go.
[20:07] Senku
    Time for the three-way final battle.
[20:18] Suika
    They're here!
[21:09] Senku
    We're mobilizing all of our scientific
    equipment to catch the Medusa.
[21:31] Oarashi
    Miracle Power Revenge!
[21:36] Chrome
    Shit, he's charging right at us!
[21:39] Senku
    Brute force is the best course
    of action for them, after all.
[21:42] Senku
    Meatheads are stupid strong
    in these situations.
[21:46] Senku
    I should have learned
    that from Taiju, damn it!
[21:49] Kinro
    I'll handle this.
[21:53] Kinro
    Indeed, it isn't for a silly deal this time.
[21:58] Kinro
    It's for a true battle.
[22:00] Kinro
    For myself.
[22:02] Kinro
    With this golden, sun-colored spear prepared
    for me by the Kingdom of Science...
[22:12] Kinro
    I will protect us!
SIGN    Total War
SIGN    Next Episode
SIGN    Total War
SIGN    This is a work of fiction, but the plants, animals, and production methods described are based on reality. Foraging and making things on your own accord is extremely dangerous and, in some cases, illegal. Please do not imitate without expertise.

E16 - Total War

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[00:26] Oarashi
    Miracle Power Revenge!
[00:30] Chrome
    Shit, he's charging right at us!
[00:33] Senku
    Brute force is the best course
    of action for them, after all.
[00:37] Senku
    Meatheads are stupid strong
    in these situations.
[00:40] Senku
    I should have learned
    that from Taiju, damn it!
[00:44] Kinro
    I'll handle this.
[00:48] Kinro
    Indeed, it's not for a silly deal this time.
[00:53] Kinro
    It's for a true battle.
[00:55] Kinro
    For myself.
[00:57] Kinro
    With this golden, sun-colored spear prepared
    for me by the Kingdom of Science...
[01:06] Kinro
    I will protect us!
SIGN    Total War
[02:54] Warrior A
    Those hooded warriors are pretty damn strong!
[02:58] Warrior B
    I told you!
[02:59] Warrior B
    They were way too strong
    when we got ambushed!
[03:07] Warrior D
    Too bright! I can't see!
[03:09] Warrior E
    Damn it! This one's using sorcery!
    Light sorcery!
[03:12] Chrome
    It's just a mirror!
[03:16] Senku
    All we need are bluffs. It's more than enough.
[03:28] Amaryllis
    Ah.
[03:30] Yuzuriha
    He wants to play strongman.
[03:39] Warrior A
    Is our Moz is being pushed back?!
[03:42] Warrior B
    Because it's one on three?
[03:43] Warrior C
    When has he ever been pushed
    back, even against a hundred?
[03:48] Moz
    Kirisame-chan...
[03:51] Moz
    Oarashi was right.
[03:53] Moz
    These hooded intruders are quite strong.
[03:59] Moz
    I think you should throw the thing.
[04:07] Kirisame
    Everyone, close your eyes!
[04:08] Kirisame
    The Master's power is coming!
[04:15] Ryusui
    That's it! Throw it!
[04:17] Ryusui
    Throw it from there!
[04:20] Moz
    Outside the petrification beam's range,
[04:23] Moz
    and still enough to hit
    all the intruders at once.
[04:28] Moz
    You intruders aren't idiots. I'm sure
    you're trying to stop me with sorcery.
[04:35] Moz
    But you already showed me
    how it works in the cave.
[04:38] Moz
    Sorcery always involves some kind of push
    or pull manipulation with your fingers.
[04:44] Moz
    That's all I need to know.
[04:46] Moz
    I just need to behead
    you the moment you draw.
[04:52] Moz
    I already win.
[04:59] Senku
    We got her to throw the petrification device!
[05:01] Senku
    Fly the drone!
[05:02] Chrome
    All right, we've won this!
[05:22] Kaseki
    What's wrong, Ryusui?
[05:23] Kaseki
    We've gotta hurry!
[05:25] Nikki
    Why'd you suddenly stop flying the drone?
[05:29] Ryusui
    We've made a fatal oversight.
[05:32] Ryusui
    You can always trust a sailor's instincts.
[05:36] Ryusui
    Someone's got the upper hand.
[05:38] Ryusui
    I can feel it in the wind!
[05:42] Senku
    Why does something feel so off?
[05:55] Man
    I rarely see you wearing earrings.
[05:58] Ibara
    Oh, this?
[06:00] Ibara
    Not bad, right? Looks good, right?
[06:03] Ibara
    The reason I'm the most powerful is
    because even with the strongest forces,
[06:09] Ibara
    I'm still so cautious.
[06:19] Ibara
    That earring on Moz...
[06:29] Ibara
    I knew it!
[06:32] Ibara
    It's the same!
[06:37] Senku
    We'll all gather at the
    cliff of the howling seas.
[06:42] (Flashback) Ibara
    Hey, hey! Hey!
[06:44] (Flashback) Ibara
    You!
[06:44] (Flashback) Ibara
    Kirisame-chan!
[06:46] (Flashback) Kirisame
    Yes?
[06:47] (Flashback) Ibara
    Before you go to the intruders...
[06:51] (Flashback) Ibara
    Moz-chan might be in contact
    with the intruders.
[06:58] (Flashback) Ibara
    So test them with this.
[07:03] Ibara
    The old man wins.
[07:15] Senku
    "Feels off"?
[07:16] Senku
    Science doesn't rely on gut feeling.
[07:18] Senku
    Calculate fast!
[07:20] Senku
    I've only got a moment to spare!
[07:22] Senku
    Kirisame's toss is around
    90 km/h at 60 degrees.
[07:27] Senku
    A woman's average height is 160 centimeters.
[07:29] Senku
    Supposing the weapon's 200 grams
[07:31] Senku
    and has a cross-sectional area
    of 20 square centimeters...
[07:33] Senku
    It's got an odd shape, so let
    the drag coefficient be 0.8.
[07:39] Senku
    There's no way I'm calculating that
    trajectory off the top of my head.
[07:43] Senku
    The numbers aren't even firm to begin with.
[07:44] Senku
    Don't get cocky!
[07:46] Senku
    Minimize the variables and guesstimate!
[07:49] Senku
    It'll only go up 15 meters.
[07:51] Senku
    Impact area of 40 meters.
[07:53] Senku
    Right in the middle of all of us?
[07:56] Senku
    Which means, with this trajectory,
    wherever it goes off,
[08:00] Senku
    there's no way it's going to hit just us.
[08:03] Senku
    Kirisame throws with perfect precision.
    Could she have messed up? No...
[08:08] Senku
    This petrification weapon was always...
[08:12] Senku
    a fake!
[08:16] Senku
    Everyone, full speed! Run into the lab!
[08:30] Kirisame
    Moz...
[08:31] Kirisame
    You haven't betrayed the Master, have you?
[08:36] Moz
    Ibara!
[08:40] Moz
    That geriatric pest!
[08:43] Moz
    I guess I'll have to put
    off killing you for now.
[08:46] Moz
    For now, I have to pretend not
    to be in contact with them.
[08:51] Moz
    Senku, was it?
[08:53] Moz
    I'm coming for all of you!
[08:55] Moz
    That was always the plan, anyway!
[09:00] Amaryllis
    The lab?
[09:01] Amaryllis
    Why the change of plans?
[09:04] Amaryllis
    Wow...
[09:05] Amaryllis
    We've strayed completely from our
    plan, and yet no one's hesitating.
[09:11] Amaryllis
    That's their infinite trust
    in Senku... and in science.
[09:26] Ryusui
    Yuzuriha!
[09:27] Yuzuriha
    Okay!
[09:28] Ukyo
    Amaryllis!
[09:32] Chrome
    Ryusui!
[09:39] Suika
    Did we get everyone?!
[09:41] Chrome
    Yeah.
[09:42] Chrome
    The lab car's fast enough to lose him.
[09:46] Yo
    Lose him?
[09:49] Yo
    Are you sure?
[09:50] Yo
    When the going gets tough,
    the tough get going.
[09:53] Yo
    Yo-kun here's got his gun,
[09:55] Yo
    and he's gonna use it to earn a
    top position in the kingdom...
[09:59] Yo
    I mean, this is the perfect opportunity
    to shoot Moz right where it hurts!
[10:13] Chrome
    The gun?!
[10:15] Kaseki
    Why is it gone?!
[10:18] Suika
    Wait, everyone!
[10:19] Suika
    Magma and Gen aren't on board!
[10:21] Nikki
    Now that you mention it,
    I haven't seen them in a while!
[10:26] Yuzuriha
    It was hard to tell with
    everyone wearing hoods.
[10:32] Yo
    Damn it, did Magma...
[10:34] Yo
    That bastard!
[10:39] Gen
    Wh-Wh-Where are you going with the gun?!
[10:41] Gen
    Magma-chan!
[10:43] Gen
    Everyone's already gone!
[10:51] (Flashback) Gen
    Huh?
[10:52] (Flashback) Gen
    What are you doing out here, Magma-chan?
[10:56] (Flashback) Gen
    Ouchie!
[11:00] Magma
    Don't tell me you've forgotten my goal.
[11:04] Magma
    I'm going to take down
    the biggest prey and claim
[11:06] Magma
    my rightful place as head of the kingdom!
[11:09] Magma
    To hell with all the cheap tricks!
[11:12] Magma
    We've got this powerful weapon!
[11:14] Magma
    Let's just go up to the enemy and shoot
[11:17] Magma
    that old boss Ibara in the
    ass and be done with it!
[11:20] Gen
    No, no, no!
[11:22] Gen
    It's not that simple!
[11:30] Gen
    Isn't that...
[11:34] Magma
    That's our ship!
[11:36] Men
    Heave-ho! Heave-ho! Heave-ho!
[11:51] Suika
    The Perseus is on the move!
[11:54] Amaryllis
    I see now...
[11:55] Amaryllis
    I was wondering why they kept it intact
    and why they were occupying it.
[12:00] Amaryllis
    They've been trying to
    learn how to make it move!
[12:03] Senku
    The islanders aren't going to know
    how the machine parts work, though.
[12:09] Ryusui
    They are people of the ocean.
[12:11] Ryusui
    They'd have figured out the sailing
    ship components with enough time.
[12:14] Ryusui
    But why is the Perseus...
[12:17] Warrior D
    Walk, all of you!
[12:18] Warrior D
    Get on the ship if you don't want to die!
[12:28] Amaryllis
    It's the people from my village!
[12:30] Ryusui
    No...
[12:31] Ryusui
    I suspect they're gathering everyone
    from the island onto the Perseus.
[12:35] Chrome
    Wh-Why are they doing that?
[12:38] Ukyo
    That means there's nowhere
    left for us to run.
[12:44] Ibara
    It's all so simple.
[12:48] Ibara
    With everyone on the ship,
    I can check everyone.
[12:53] Ibara
    And if I don't know where
    the intruders are hiding,
[12:58] Ibara
    I can just engulf the entire island
    with the petrification beam!
[13:04] Gen
    Sh-Shit!
[13:06] Suika
    W-We're in huge trouble!
[13:10] Senku
    Nah, just the opposite.
[13:14] Senku
    When the going gets tough,
    the tough get going.
[13:18] Senku
    We might be able to take all of it.
[13:21] Senku
    The enemy, the kingdom, and the stone machine!
[13:44] Gen
    Ouch!
[13:50] Magma
    That must be Ibara.
[13:52] Magma
    All right, I'll kill him from here!
[13:53] Gen
    There's no way you're hitting him!
[13:57] Gen
    Why does he look so cool, though?
[14:00] Chrome
    Senku, what do you mean, "take all of it"?
[14:04] Senku
    Listen up.
[14:06] Senku
    They did us the kindness of
    getting everyone on the ship.
[14:11] Ryusui
    I see!
[14:14] Ryusui
    If we show them the petrified master,
    he can't make any more excuses.
[14:20] Ryusui
    All of Ibara's deeds will be revealed!
[14:27] Amaryllis
    The Master's position is inherited.
[14:30] Amaryllis
    The heir would be his child.
[14:32] Senku
    Yeah.
[14:34] Senku
    Which means, if Ginro's right,
[14:37] Senku
    the rightful heir to the throne
    would be you, Soyuz.
[14:50] Ukyo
    It's only people that they've
    loaded onto the ship.
[14:52] Ukyo
    It doesn't look like there's any cargo.
[14:55] Ryusui
    They'll likely pretend the Master has
    already boarded and leave the statue behind.
[14:59] Ryusui
    They have no reason to
    take any risks moving it.
[15:02] Ryusui
    Even if someone on the island
    sees the Master's statue,
[15:06] Ryusui
    they'll be petrified on the spot.
[15:07] Ryusui
    And that's why we're splitting
    up into two teams.
[15:12] Ryusui
    The enemy's security is
    spread out hilariously thin.
[15:15] Ryusui
    One team will get the Master's statue.
[15:18] Ryusui
    The other team will make noise
    and buy time so they don't
[15:21] Ryusui
    fumigate the whole island
    with the petrification beam.
[15:25] Ryusui
    We're completely outnumbered!
[15:26] Ryusui
    The gun is our only hope
    to neutralize the enemy!
[15:29] Yo
    Damn it!
[15:31] Yo
    I'm getting my gun back!
[15:33] Senku
    It isn't yours, dumbass.
[15:36] Chrome
    Shit, we have to find Magma before he
    wastes all the bullets haphazardly!
[15:41] Nikki
    When has Magma been anything but haphazard?
[15:45] Kinro
    But we don't have any idea
    where to even look for him.
[15:53] All
    He's there!
[15:57] Warrior
    What the?!
[15:59] Magma
    What's wrong with this thing?
[16:00] Magma
    It didn't even come close!
[16:02] Gen
    Of course not! It's way too far!
[16:05] Gen
    And we can't get any closer without a boat!
[16:12] Gen
    It's sorcery!
[16:16] Gen
    I used sorcery to jab a hole in the boat!
[16:20] Gen
    Maybe I'll jab a hole in your eye next!
[16:24] Warrior A
    Jab?!
[16:33] Gen
    Now we can get a bit closer to Ibara-chan!
[16:37] Gen
    Why am I even trying to get near him?
[16:40] Gen
    Gen is confused!
[16:41] Gen
    Gen getting off!
[16:43] Gen
    Gen go home!
[16:44] Magma
    You're a useful one.
[16:46] Magma
    I like you.
[16:48] Magma
    Join Mantle as my aide.
[16:50] Gen
    What are you talking about?!
[16:52] Gen
    An aide to the guy who killed me?!
[16:59] Magma
    I remember that now!
[17:01] Magma
    I totally forgot.
[17:03] Gen
    Please try your best to remember!
[17:07] Chrome
    This is bad!
[17:08] Chrome
    Magma's already charging toward Ibara.
[17:14] Kaseki
    Magma took my precious gun!
[17:18] Kaseki
    We don't stand a chance if we lose it!
[17:21] Senku
    Yeah.
[17:22] Senku
    We're gonna have to meet
    up and fight to protect it.
[17:25] Ryusui
    We'll need a boat to get close.
[17:29] Chrome
    I saw Gen stealing it with his magic tricks.
[17:32] Chrome
    What can we do, though?
[17:36] Warrior H
    Why?!
[17:37] Chrome
    That's a quick solution!
[17:43] Gen
    Literally a sinking empire!
[17:58] Warrior I
    Fire!
[17:59] Warrior J
    Over there! Over here!
[18:01] Warrior J
    Why does it have to happen
    when there's no one here?!
[18:24] Amaryllis
    Are you okay, Soyuz?
[18:25] Soyuz
    Oh, yeah.
[18:27] Soyuz
    I-It's nothing.
[18:32] Taiju
    All right, the Master's statue is in here!
[18:36] Taiju
    Don't worry. I'll carry it!
[18:41] Warriors
    Over here!
[18:43] Warriors
    Put it out!
[18:48] Ibara
    The silhouette was useful
    for tricking people.
[18:50] Ibara
    So I didn't want to break it, but...
[18:53] Ibara
    Meh. Gotta be safe.
[18:56] Ibara
    I don't want them to steal it, after all.
[18:59] Ibara
    I'll just have a sculptor make
    a similar statue later on
[19:02] Ibara
    and kill them so they don't talk.
[19:07] Amaryllis
    Oh, no!
[19:08] Suika
    I-It's over!
[19:20] Yuzuriha
    It isn't over yet.
[19:23] Yuzuriha
    We still have some adhesive Senku-kun
    made for us in the Kingdom of Science.
[19:34] Taiju
    You're right, Yuzuriha!
[19:37] Yuzuriha
    Some of the surfaces are discolored.
[19:40] Yuzuriha
    It must have fallen apart
    and degraded over time.
[19:43] Yuzuriha
    We can't revive him.
[20:09] (Flashback) Mom
    There, there.
[20:13] (Flashback) Master
    I could hear him crying from outside.
[20:18] (Flashback) Master
    There, there.
[20:29] (Flashback) Master
    Good boy.
[20:36] (Flashback) Master
    Soyuz.
[20:47] Soyuz
    I'm sorry.
[20:49] Soyuz
    I remember now.
[20:52] Soyuz
    It took twenty years...
[20:55] Soyuz
    but I remember everything now.
[20:59] Soyuz
    Everything.
[21:04] Soyuz
    Dad...
[21:14] Soyuz
    I know the revival fluid
    won't bring him back anymore.
[21:19] Soyuz
    But I remember exactly what he looks like.
[21:25] Soyuz
    I'll fix you up with the friends I have here.
[21:30] Soyuz
    Back to how you used to look!
[21:36] Warrior K
    Ibara-sama!
[21:38] Warrior K
    They're coming on boats!
[21:45] Senku
    It's time for a big, fun brawl!
[21:47] Senku
    Until the statue retrieval team arrives with
    the Master's statue, ten billion percent!
[21:54] Kinro
    Yeah!
[21:55] Kinro
    I'll trust them, and use this spear
    to make time for them!
[22:00] Magma
    I'll take down that boss with one shot!
[22:04] Nikki
    I'll stop that idiot from
    wasting all our ammo!
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E17 - Joker

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[00:04] Gen
    They're finally here!
[00:05] Gen
    It's Senku-chan and the others!
[00:07] Gen
    We can finally get out of here!
[00:10] Ryusui
    We're going straight for the enemy's heart!
[00:12] Gen
    But why?!
[00:14] Senku
    We're going on a rampage to shut down Ibara.
[00:17] Senku
    We gotta get it done before
[00:19] Senku
    Taiju and Yuzuriha's team shows
    up with the master's statue.
[00:24] Gen
    But there are only nine of us!
[00:27] Gen
    Do you know how many hundreds
    of the enemy there are?!
[00:29] Gen
    This isn't gonna work!
[00:35] Gen
    And we're already getting started!
[02:27] Gen
    After all that waxing lyrical about
    how serious an invention the gun is,
[02:32] Gen
    and about how we're still going
    to stick to not killing anyone...
[02:36] Magma
    Die, Ibara!
[02:45] Soldier B
    The ship's getting messed up!
[02:47] Soldier C
    Just how many sorcery users are there?!
[02:50] Gen
    He's so brutish that
    everything else seems so stupid.
[02:54] Gen
    It's a strength only Magma-chan can ever have.
[02:58] Magma
    I'mma kill you all!
[03:00] Nikki
    How about you die?!
[03:03] Magma
    Enough with the hitting!
[03:05] Magma
    I'll beat you to death!
[03:07] Nikki
    You amuse me.
[03:08] Nikki
    Bring it on, Magma.
[03:10] Nikki
    Try me if you dare!
[03:12] Gen
    Thank goodness for Nikki!
[03:24] Ryusui
    Don't waste ammo!
[03:25] Kaseki
    He's right.
[03:27] Kaseki
    It's our secret weapon.
[03:29] Yo
    Damn it!
[03:30] Yo
    I only have three more shots!
[03:32] Senku
    Damn.
[03:34] Chrome
    Hey, Senku, what's that?
[03:37] Senku
    Magnesium.
[03:39] Senku
    Quick-and-dirty fireworks.
[03:42] Senku
    There.
[03:49] Ibara
    What is that?!
[03:53] Gen
    Sorcery!
[03:54] Gen
    Spear of Light!
[03:58] Gen
    All fifty sorcery users on the
    ship are gonna go pew-pew!
[04:08] Chrome
    Yeah!
[04:09] Chrome
    His bullshit worked!
[04:12] Senku
    Well, the gun itself isn't bullshit at all.
[04:14] Senku
    It's a legit gun.
[04:17] Chrome
    What's going on?
[04:18] Chrome
    There's a boat coming our way.
[04:28] Senku
    You're here too early.
[04:30] Senku
    There's no escaping or negotiating this time.
[04:33] Ryusui
    We're in for a head-on battle
    with the enemy's main force.
[04:38] Nikki
    We're counting on you, Sheriff!
[04:42] Moz
    Sorcery users always manipulate something
    with their fingers for a moment.
[04:53] Moz
    I saw your finger there!
[04:56] Moz
    You're the sorcery user, aren't you?
[05:06] Gen
    The gun!
[05:07] Gen
    Now we're done for!
[05:39] Gen
    Anything, Senku-chan?
[05:41] Gen
    Are you all out of science tricks?
[05:44] Senku
    Yeah, I've got nothing.
[05:46] Senku
    Fresh out of tricks.
[06:09] Gen
    Shit, there's nowhere to run!
[06:12] Chrome
    We've been cornered!
[06:21] Moz
    Too bad.
[06:29] Ibara
    Well, well, newcomers!
[06:34] Ibara
    You did the best you could, didn't you?
[06:36] Ibara
    I'm so moved!
[06:40] Ibara
    However...
[06:41] Ibara
    It's time to put an end to this.
[06:47] Senku
    We weren't cornered.
[06:50] Senku
    We had you corner us.
[06:52] Senku
    In this particular room.
[06:55] Ibara
    Huh?
[07:00] Gen
    Isn't this storage room...
[07:03] Senku
    I didn't want to use this card.
[07:08] Senku
    It's the joker.
[07:12] Gen
    I see.
[07:14] Gen
    Ibara-chan's guys couldn't get through
    the metal door of science.
[07:20] Kinro
    I understand.
[07:22] Kinro
    There's no other way.
[07:41] Gen
    We've gone and freed him.
[07:49] Kinro
    Hyoga!
[07:52] Kinro
    I'm handing this golden spear to you.
[08:02] Nikki
    We don't have our gun anymore.
[08:04] Nikki
    How are we going to stop him later?
[08:07] Nikki
    We learned the hard way how
    insanely strong Hyoga is!
[08:13] Senku
    That's something we can worry about later.
[08:15] Senku
    We don't even know if the great
    Hyoga-sensei will be on our side.
[08:20] Senku
    The forbidden joker card is the only way
    to go against someone as powerful as Moz.
[08:26] Ibara
    That thin-eyed kid they called Hyoga
    was definitely a statue just now.
[08:33] Ibara
    And... that guy in the hat over there...
[08:46] Magma
    Where do you think you're going, Ibara?!
[08:55] Hyoga
    I can tell from that one swing that
    you're clearly on another level.
[09:01] Hyoga
    Moz-kun, was it?
[09:03] Hyoga
    He's the reason you woke me up, correct?
[09:06] Senku
    Yeah, I'm sure you've figured it out.
[09:11] Hyoga
    I am your enemy, remember?
[09:13] Senku
    Sure, you're supposed to be.
[09:16] Hyoga
    Which means I could either
    join forces with you,
[09:18] Hyoga
    and we can reign over the
    Kingdom of Science together...
[09:21] Hyoga
    or I could join Moz-kun's side and
    kill all of the Kingdom of Science.
[09:26] Hyoga
    I get to decide.
[09:27] Hyoga
    I have the casting vote, do I not?
[09:36] Ibara
    Those sorcery users can bring
    back even broken statues!
[09:43] Ibara
    This is bad!
[09:45] Ibara
    What if they revive him*?
[09:53] Ibara
    The Master's statue that*
    I left crumbled is a risk.
[10:05] Gen
    We need to get Hyoga-chan to
    go up against Moz-chan somehow!
[10:09] Gen
    Is there any way to make that happen?
[10:13] Gen
    Think hard, mentalist Gen!
[10:16] Gen
    Maybe if I can convince Moz-chan
    that Hyoga-chan's on our side,
[10:21] Gen
    he'll have no choice but to fight.
[10:28] Gen
    Nikki-chan, could you pretend
    you're in love with Hyoga-chan?
[10:33] Nikki
    Me?!
[10:34] Nikki
    Are you dreaming?
[10:36] Nikki
    Amaryllis is the one who's
    good at those tricks! Not me!
[10:38] Gen
    I mean, you're the only girl here.
[10:41] Gen
    You can be totally awkward like Kohaku-chan.
[10:44] Gen
    Just be all, "Love love!"
    and "I love you!" and stuff.
SIGN    Love Love
SIGN    Love Love
SIGN    I love you
SIGN    I love you
[10:50] Nikki
    Fine, if you insist!
[10:54] Nikki
    I will, but... like... I have to save
    those words for the one I really love.
[11:03] Nikki
    Isn't it, you know, important?
[11:06] Gen
    I forgot!
[11:07] Gen
    She's the biggest romantic here!
[11:11] Hyoga
    Shut that filthy mouth of yours, Gen-kun.
[11:16] Gen
    I will! I'll keep it shut!
[11:16] Nikki
    Squirm, squirm...
[11:18] Gen
    Please don't kill me!
[11:20] Hyoga
    I won't kill you.
[11:22] Hyoga
    I think highly of your filthiness.
[11:26] Hyoga
    You do your work very properly.
[11:30] Hyoga
    Nikki-kun, so do you.
[11:34] Hyoga
    You were quick to respond, despite it
    being a most difficult task for you.
[11:39] Hyoga
    You are proper indeed.
[11:43] Hyoga
    If I were to ally myself with Moz-kun,
[11:47] Hyoga
    I would have to kill almost
    everyone here behind me.
[11:51] Hyoga
    If only it weren't for your shallow-minded
    ambition to save all of humanity, Senku-kun.
[11:59] Hyoga
    Quite simply...
[12:02] Hyoga
    I desire selection.
[12:06] Hyoga
    To have the foolish continue sleeping,
    leaving only superior genes.
[12:12] Hyoga
    That is the way by which we become the apex.
[12:17] Hyoga
    Moz-kun, what are your thoughts?
[12:22] Ryusui
    Is he evaluating us?
[12:24] Ryusui
    To decide which of us to join?
[12:28] Moz
    I agree.
[12:30] Moz
    Hyoga, was it?
[12:33] Moz
    You're correct.
[12:35] Moz
    There ought to be a selection.
[12:38] Moz
    I don't know how strong
    this thin-eyed kid is...
[12:43] Moz
    but that's the answer he wants, isn't it?
[12:46] Moz
    In fact, we already have a
    selection on this island.
[12:51] Moz
    We choose just the cute girls.
[12:55] Moz
    You can have your own harem, too.
[12:59] Moz
    Of course, I'll kill you anyway.
[13:04] Ryusui
    You're a child, Moz!
[13:07] Ryusui
    All women are beautiful.
[13:09] Ryusui
    To think you wouldn't know such joy...
[13:13] Ryusui
    I want every woman in the world!
[13:16] Moz
    All beautiful?
[13:19] Gen
    What Ryusui-chan says is crazy
    enough in its own way, though.
[13:34] Hyoga
    Moz-kun, is your condition
    for superiority simply
[13:40] Hyoga
    how beautiful a man or woman is?
[13:42] Moz
    Of course. For women, at least.
[13:47] Moz
    I'm a man, after all.
[13:50] Hyoga
    I see.
[13:53] Hyoga
    I never cared whose side I took to begin with.
[13:58] Hyoga
    It doesn't concern me.
[14:03] Hyoga
    I've made up my mind.
[14:08] Yuzuriha
    It's done!
[14:15] Soyuz
    Dad...
[14:18] Soyuz
    I'm sorry I abandoned you
    for the past twenty years.
[14:22] Soyuz
    I'll introduce you to the people
    from the island in a moment.
[14:27] Ibara
    What's this?
[14:30] Ibara
    Kirisame-chan!
[14:32] Ibara
    Fantastic! Great timing!
[14:40] Hyoga
    Senku-kun, stand aside.
[14:42] Senku
    Yeah.
[14:50] Senku
    He can fight better without us here.
[14:52] Senku
    Let's go!
[14:57] Taiju
    We're coming, everyone!
[15:02] Hyoga
    See?
[15:03] Hyoga
    My allies are all very proper indeed.
[15:11] Gen
    Move, move, move!
[15:13] Gen
    Sorcery users coming through!
[15:23] Hyoga
    Are you brushing me aside just to
    go after Senku-kun and his friends?
[15:29] Hyoga
    You can't win like that, Moz-kun.
[15:32] Hyoga
    You need to do this properly.
[15:46] Kinro
    We're going back to the island?
[15:48] Senku
    Yeah.
[15:49] Chrome
    Dude, that's a bad idea!
[15:51] Chrome
    This whole island's going to get petrified!
[15:55] Chrome
    Why are we going?
[15:56] Senku
    I was just talking out of
    my ass to throw Moz off.
[16:00] Senku
    Hyoga can't fight with us in the way?
[16:04] Senku
    Since when was I so kind?
[16:07] Gen, Chrome, Kaseki, Magma & Nikki
    True!
[16:09] Gen
    Everyone agreed all at once.
[16:12] Senku
    The truth is, there's something
    we need to pick up on the island.
[16:16] Senku
    Once we make that, we win.
[16:26] Moz
    All right, Hyoga.
[16:29] Moz
    Why don't I do this properly
    so that you'll be satisfied?
[16:33] Moz
    I'll focus on you.
[16:35] Moz
    You're certainly strong.
[16:38] Hyoga
    He's finally coming full-force.
[16:44] Moz
    So sorry.
[16:46] Moz
    Did I make you think you stood a chance?
[17:12] Ibara
    Oarashi-chan!
[17:17] Ibara
    Would you mind taking this decoration
    and running to the middle of the island?
[17:25] Kirisame
    Ibara-sama, do you mean to
    petrify the entire island?
[17:31] Kirisame
    But if he's to activate the petrification
    device in the middle of the island,
[17:34] Kirisame
    how is Oarashi himself to escape?
[17:38] Ibara
    Why would I care?
[17:43] Ibara
    Actually, those sorcery users have
    medicine to undo petrification.
[17:49] Ibara
    But I need to be safe, right?
[17:52] Ibara
    So I'll have you continue to be by my side,
[17:55] Ibara
    and have Oarashi do it.
    It doesn't matter if he dies. Right?
[17:59] Kirisame
    It does matter if he dies!
[18:01] Kirisame
    Besides, the islanders haven't evacuated yet!
[18:05] Ibara
    You dare oppose the Master's wishes?
[18:11] Kirisame
    The Master?
[18:15] (Flashback) Kids
    Master!
[18:17] (Flashback) Kids
    Master!
[18:18] (Flashback) Kid A
    Please turn the mountain to stone!
[18:20] (Flashback) Young Kirisame
    The whole thing! Bam!
[18:23] (Flashback) Master
    Oh? But why?
[18:26] (Flashback) Kid B
    We heard there's a monster.
[18:28] (Flashback) Kid B
    We're scared.
[18:41] (Flashback) Master
    A scarecrow.
[18:43] (Flashback) Master
    Someone must have thrown
    this old scarecrow away.
[18:47] (Flashback) Kids
    Whew!
[18:50] (Flashback) Master
    Listen up, everyone.
[18:52] (Flashback) Master
    The petrification light must
    never be used in a broad area.
[19:00] (Flashback) Master
    This world doesn't exist
    merely to serve humans.
[19:06] (Flashback) Master
    It belongs to all that live.
[19:11] (Flashback) Master
    Don't forget that.
[19:16] Kirisame
    Petrifying the whole island
    would be unheard of.
[19:19] Kirisame
    It's most certainly an act of abuse.
[19:23] Kirisame
    Ibara-sama, is that truly the Master's wish?
[19:34] Taiju
    Check it out, everyone!
[19:38] Taiju
    It's the Master!
[19:39] Taiju
    The Master's here!
[19:42] Taiju
    The Master is a statue!
[19:47] Taiju
    Look!
[19:47] Suika
    Everyone can hear him now.
[19:48] Taiju
    This statue! It's the Master!
[19:51] Amaryllis
    How mighty...
[19:52] Taiju
    The Master is a statue!
[19:53] Soyuz
    They might not believe him, though.
[19:55] Soyuz
    We have to show them up close.
[19:56] Taiju
    Look at him!
[19:59] Kirisame
    The Master...
[19:59] Taiju
    The Master is a statue!
[20:01] Kirisame
    Ibara-sama, what is going on?
[20:03] Taiju
    Look! This is the Master!
[20:06] Ibara
    One meter.
[20:08] Ibara
    One second!
[20:25] Kirisame
    Ibara-sa—
[20:28] Kirisame
    No...
[20:29] Kirisame
    Ibara! You bastard!
[20:40] Ibara
    Bye-bye!
[20:43] Ibara
    Thank you for your servitude, Kirisame-chan.
[20:48] Ibara
    What a shame!
[20:50] Ibara
    What could I do, though?
[20:52] Ibara
    You're guilty of knowing.
[21:02] Yuzuriha
    Petrification beam!
[21:04] Ukyo
    Let's go! As far as we can!
[21:07] Ibara
    Now I just need to use this to petrify
    those guys, and bam, it's over.
[21:20] Suika
    What was that noise?
[21:23] Ibara
    What...
[21:26] Yo
    Ibara, you have the right to remain silent!
[21:34] Yo
    I've always wanted to say that.
[21:37] Yo
    I shot one of the remaining bullets
    in the air and the other at Moz.
[21:40] Yo
    Which means the last one...
[21:44] Yo
    Anything you say can be
    used against you in...
[21:46] Yo
    What comes after that again?
[21:48] Yo
    Battery? Obstruction of something-something?
[21:50] Yo
    I dunno. Whatever.
[21:53] Yo
    You're under arrest on suspicion of being bad!
[22:09] Yo
    The Medusa's mine!
SIGN    Flicker of Doom
SIGN    Next Episode
SIGN    Flicker of Doom
SIGN    This is a work of fiction, but the plants, animals, and production methods described are based on reality. Foraging and making things on your own accord is extremely dangerous and, in some cases, illegal. Please do not imitate without expertise.

E18 - Flicker of Doom

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[00:07] Suika
    What was that noise?
[00:10] Ibara
    What...
[00:13] Yo
    Ibara, you have the right to remain silent!
[00:21] Yo
    I've always wanted to say that.
[00:24] Yo
    I shot one of the remaining bullets
    in the air and the other at Moz.
[00:27] Yo
    Which means the last one...
[00:30] Yo
    Anything you say can be
    used against you in...
[00:33] Yo
    What comes after that again?
[00:34] Yo
    Battery? Obstruction of something-something?
[00:37] Yo
    I dunno. Whatever.
[00:40] Yo
    You're under arrest on
    suspicion of being bad!
[00:55] Yo
    The Medusa's mine!
SIGN    Flicker of Doom
[02:47] Yo
    We've got the ultimate weapon!
[02:49] Yo
    Doesn't that mean we've won?
[02:50] Yo
    Your boy Yo here's done good!
[02:53] Yo
    All I need to do is hit that
    annoying bastard who insta-KO'd me
[02:57] Yo
    with the petrification beam!
[03:00] Yo
    Petrification beam!
[03:04] Ryusui
    That's it for the enemy!
[03:06] Amaryllis
    You're amazing!
[03:08] Amaryllis
    Yo-kun's the leader of the
    Kingdom of Science! It's settled!
[03:11] Senku
    I'm exhilarated by Yo-kun's skills.
[03:17] Yo
    Take this, Moz!
[03:20] Yo
    Petrification beam!
[03:30] Yo
    I have no idea how to use it.
[03:38] Moz
    Hyoga...
[03:40] Moz
    You're strong for sure, but...
[03:44] Moz
    The way you handle your
    spear reeks of effort.
[03:47] Moz
    I can smell the sweat of all
    the practice you put into it.
[03:56] Moz
    Too bad.
[03:57] Moz
    You'll never beat me like that.
[04:00] Moz
    I'm a genius, after all.
[04:03] Moz
    Unlike your false fangs
    put together with practice,
[04:09] Moz
    I was born the strongest.
[04:22] Moz
    He didn't fall.
[04:24] Moz
    He escaped into the water.
[04:46] Moz
    Look at him, desperately
    tucking tail and running away.
[04:49] Moz
    Pathetic.
[04:57] Hyoga
    Indeed...
[04:58] Hyoga
    Senku-kun isn't the kind of man
    who would tuck tail and run.
[05:03] Hyoga
    Which means they're out looking for...
[05:12] Gen
    Isn't this...
[05:15] Hyoga
    The almighty weapon for me,
    the trump card of might.
[05:23] Hyoga
    I believe he'll make it for me.
[05:26] Hyoga
    I believe in him.
[05:31] Hyoga
    Believe?
[05:33] Hyoga
    Me? In Senku and the others?
[05:46] Ryusui
    Kinro, your golden spear.
[05:49] Ryusui
    Do you remember how thick it is?
[05:53] Kinro
    Some of these are close, but it'll be tight.
[05:56] Gen
    You aren't gonna just find
    one that's the perfect fit.
[06:01] Senku
    Graphite. Basically, chimney soot.
[06:03] Senku
    Throw some alcohol on it,
    and you get some quick lubricant.
[06:11] Senku
    Mecha-Senku here!
[06:12] Senku
    It's been a while, huh?
[06:14] Senku
    Carbon crystals have super slippery surfaces.
SIGN    Dry Lubricant
[06:18] Senku
    You can even get by with pencil lead.
[06:21] Senku
    Give a stubborn drawer some work with
    a pencil, and it'll be butter smooth!
[06:26] Senku
    But it'll turn your hand
    all black if you touch it,
[06:29] Senku
    so be sure to tell your family first.
[06:36] Kaseki
    This is incredible!
[06:37] Kaseki
    Slippery shiny!
[06:44] Gen
    Long, long ago,
[06:47] Gen
    we had our strongest guy, Magma-chan,
[06:50] Gen
    toss a rock for us so we could
    pretend we'd invented
[06:54] Gen
    the ultimate weapon that is the gun.
[06:57] Senku
    It won't be a casual toss this time.
[06:59] Senku
    Can we trust your brute
    force to make it, Magma?
[07:05] Magma
    Do you know who I am, you weaklings?
[07:18] Hyoga
    Thank you very much.
[07:20] Hyoga
    You are indeed quite proper.
[07:24] Hyoga
    Allow me to show you, Moz-kun,
    the spear of science.
[07:29] Hyoga
    Witness five hundred years
    of Owari Kanryu-style.
[07:39] Moz
    How is his spear moving like that?
[07:42] Moz
    Like a round moon...
[07:44] Moz
    No!
[07:46] Moz
    A golden light!
[07:48] Moz
    Sunlight!
[07:54] Moz
    Impossible!
[07:55] Moz
    It's too fast!
[07:57] Moz
    It isn't moving like a spear!
[07:59] Moz
    How is this possible?
[08:01] Hyoga
    Basically, it's leverage.
[08:04] Hyoga
    I'm using the barrel as a support.
[08:07] Hyoga
    It takes quite a few years to master.
[08:10] Hyoga
    The kudayari made by the Kingdom
    of Science works delightfully well.
[08:16] Chrome
    Shit, the kudayari's the best weapon ever!
[08:19] Kinro
    Look at Moz!
[08:22] Moz
    Freaking hell!
[08:24] Moz
    Damn this sorcery weapon!
[08:29] Hyoga
    Sorcery weapon, you say?
[08:33] Hyoga
    What do you think is the strongest
    weapon of all, Moz-kun?
[08:41] Hyoga
    It's what sets the human
    species apart from all else...
[08:46] Hyoga
    The ability to build upon past generations.
[08:53] (Flashback) Man
    Again.
[08:54] (Flashback) Hyoga (young)
    Yes, sir.
SIGN    Hard Work Will Be Rewarded
[08:57] Hyoga
    Diligent work done over thousands of years.
[09:13] Hyoga
    We continue to refine,
    and even through death,
[09:17] Hyoga
    carry our work through
    to the next generation.
[09:23] Hyoga
    No one genius is going to single-handedly
    defeat such tireless refinement.
[09:33] Yo
    Shoo!
[09:34] Yo
    I'mma pew-pew you with my sorcery!
[09:38] Yo
    Not that I have any more ammo.
[09:40] Yo
    Ah, well. I don't know how to use this thing.
[09:43] Yo
    Guess I'll hold on to it so I can at least
    keep the island from getting petrified.
[09:47] Ibara
    Three meters. One second.
[10:12] Oarashi
    What's going on here?!
[10:15] Ibara
    Oarashi!
[10:16] Ibara
    I should hand him the petrification
    device immediately!
[10:19] Ibara
    No, let's not rush.
[10:21] Ibara
    This old man's strong because he's
    especially cautious at times like these.
[10:26] Ibara
    Oarashi's already seen how
    terrifying this thing can be.
[10:31] Ibara
    The best way to make sure he's forced
    to take it to the middle of the island...

[10:41] Ibara
    Two thousand meters. Fifteen minutes.
[11:04] Ukyo
    I heard that!
[11:05] Ukyo
    Meters... and seconds?
[11:08] Ukyo
    And the twisted sound of petrification!
[11:15] Suika
    He's running with a furious look on his face.
[11:18] Amaryllis
    Oarashi?
[11:20] Amaryllis
    Everyone on the island
    knows where he's going.
[11:22] Amaryllis
    That road leads to the center of the island!
[11:24] Ukyo
    Please, Taiju!
[11:26] Ukyo
    Use your powerful voice to let everyone know!
[11:30] Ukyo
    That man, Oarashi, has the Medusa!
[11:36] Ryusui
    He's going to engulf the island!
[11:38] Ryusui
    Stop him!
[12:00] Mob A
    I don't know what's going on,
    but protect Oarashi-sama!
[12:05] Gen
    Wrong team! Wrong team!
[12:06] Gen
    He's going to get you petrified, too!
[12:12] Chrome
    Yes!
[12:16] Oarashi
    Miracle power!
[12:24] Ibara
    No one's got more brute
    strength than Oarashi.
[12:31] Ryusui
    What now, then?
[12:32] Ryusui
    We don't have time to escape to sea now!
[12:35] Senku
    Think...
[12:36] Senku
    What can we do?
[12:38] Chrome
    What can I do?
[12:42] Chrome
    Right...
[12:43] Chrome
    I'm the explorer...
[12:44] Chrome
    Science user Chrome!
[12:46] Chrome
    Senku said science is all about repeatability.
[12:50] Chrome
    Think!
[12:52] Chrome
    Remember the last petrification beam!
[12:55] Chrome
    We weren't just standing
    there watching for nothing!
[13:02] Chrome
    Senku, last time I let that damn
    light get me, I had a front row seat.
[13:14] Chrome
    I was measuring how the
    petrification beam grows.
[13:22] Chrome
    It's always the same speed!
[13:30] Ryusui
    Looks like you've come up with
    something. Tell us, Chrome!
[13:33] Chrome
    Sure did!
[13:34] Chrome
    I've got the sickest, most disgusting plan.
[13:37] Ryusui
    No one in the Kingdom of Science
[13:39] Ryusui
    would hesitate to make a pathetic
    move if it let us move forward!
[13:57] Oarashi
    How is he so powerful?
[13:59] Oarashi
    Damn it, I'm almost there!
[14:02] Ukyo
    Take the petrification weapon from him!
[14:04] Amaryllis
    We have to throw it far away!
[14:07] Soyuz
    H-He doesn't have anything!
[14:10] Soyuz
    Why?!
[14:12] (Flashback) Oarashi
    Get off me!
[14:13] (Flashback) Oarashi
    Ibara-sama told me that I won't be
    petrified if I go to the middle of the island!
[14:22] Oarashi
    I'm swallowing water!
[14:28] (Flashback) Ibara
    So, to avoid getting petrified,
    you have to go to the middle of the island.
[14:34] (Flashback) Ibara
    You'd better hurry!
[14:43] Ukyo
    This can't be!
[15:08] Chrome
    We're counting on you, Senku!
[15:12] Senku
    You guys...
[15:14] Chrome
    Senku, you're the only one
    who can take on the Medusa!
[15:18] Chrome
    Use your science thinking power!
[15:24] Senku
    The Kingdom of Science is going all-in
    to shut down the petrification beam!
[15:34] Amaryllis
    Everyone!
[15:35] Amaryllis
    Everyone on the island is
    going to get petrified!
[15:39] Ukyo
    I need to at least share
    the information I acquired!
[15:43] Ukyo
    The petrification beam is activated by
[15:45] Ukyo
    voicing the effective range
    and countdown time!
[15:54] Moz
    It's over.
[15:56] Moz
    For both of us.
[15:58] Hyoga
    It appears so.
[16:01] Hyoga
    You and I are both are too
    dangerous for either force.
[16:06] Hyoga
    I doubt we will ever be
    released from petrification.
[16:09] Moz
    Well, shit, my first defeat is the end of me.
[16:15] Moz
    If we ever are released...
[16:18] Moz
    I'm interested in those hundreds of years
    of refinement you were talking about.
[16:23] Moz
    Your so-called kudayari.
[16:26] Hyoga
    That's fine with me.
[16:28] Hyoga
    The Owari Kanryu-style keeps its doors
    open to all who will partake properly.
[18:06] Ibara
    This is hilarious! I won all by myself!
[18:10] Ibara
    I'm actually the last one on this island!
[18:16] Ibara
    Oh, dear, her luscious figure is all rock!
[18:20] Ibara
    How sad.
[18:22] Ibara
    Not a problem, though!
[18:24] Ibara
    The old man knows that the sorcery
    people have revival water!
[18:31] Ibara
    And if I don't have enough, I'll torture
    someone to force them to make more!
[18:35] Ibara
    They were all chasing after Oarashi,
    so it'll be easy enough to find them.
[18:49] Ibara
    They've formed a line?
[18:50] Ibara
    And they've all taken on the
    same stone pose for some reason.
[19:04] Ibara
    This face...
[19:21] Ibara
    You saw...
[19:23] Ibara
    Though you were just a baby...
[19:26] (Flashback) Master
    For generations, the Master has
    married women with strong memory,
[19:30] (Flashback) Master
    so they can pass down the hundred tales.
[19:33] (Flashback) Master
    Soyuz...
[19:34] (Flashback) Master
    This child's memory is
    astounding just the same!
[19:41] (Flashback) Mother
    How could you, Ibara-sama?!
[19:44] (Flashback) Ibara
    Catch them!
[19:45] (Flashback) Ibara
    Prince Soyuz has been abducted!
[19:48] (Flashback) Soldier
    Hold it!
[20:05] Ibara
    Too bad, Soyuz-chan!
[20:08] Ibara
    After twenty years of hard living,
    and then coming all the way back...
[20:13] Ibara
    You can sleep forever as a
    statue with your goofy daddy.
[20:40] Ibara
    Footprints?
[20:44] Ibara
    Odd, isn't it?
[20:46] Ibara
    They couldn't have gotten so far,
    running from the petrification beam.
[20:59] Ibara
    Was that sound...
[21:03] Ibara
    The same as the one coming from the earring?
[21:19] Ibara
    The beast that escaped from the ship?
[21:26] Ibara
    No! It's not a living creature!
[21:29] Ibara
    Is it their sorcery?
[21:34] Senku
    Five meters. One second.
[21:45] Senku
    Damn, did Ukyo get it wrong?
[21:48] Senku
    Nah, I guess it doesn't work
    unless you talk at it up close.
[21:55] Senku
    Yo, Ibara.
[21:58] Senku
    Guess it's just the two of us.
[22:01] Senku
    Time for our happy science versus
    Medusa one-on-one boss fight.
[22:07] Ibara
    How the hell are you alive?!
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E19 - Last Man Standing

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[00:08] Ibara
    This is hilarious! I won all by myself!
[00:12] Ibara
    I'm actually the last one on this island!
[00:23] Ibara
    They've formed a line?
[00:24] Ibara
    And they've all taken on the
    same stone pose for some reason.
[00:45] Ibara
    Footsteps?
[00:56] Ibara
    Was that sound...
[01:06] Ibara
    No! It's not a living creature!
[01:08] Ibara
    Is it their sorcery?
[01:13] Senku
    Five meters. One second.
[01:25] Senku
    Damn, did Ukyo get it wrong?
[01:28] Senku
    Nah, I guess it doesn't work
    unless you talk at it up close.
[01:34] Senku
    Yo, Ibara.
[01:38] Senku
    Guess it's just the two of us.
[01:40] Senku
    Time for our happy science versus
    Medusa one-on-one boss fight.
[03:25] Ibara
    H-How the hell are you alive?!
[03:29] Ibara
    I enveloped the entire island
    in the petrification beam!
[03:36] Senku
    Why else?
[03:37] Senku
    It's so I can have that precious, almighty
    petrification weapon of yours there.
[03:48] (Flashback) Taiju
    That man, Oarashi, has the Medusa!
[03:54] (Flashback) Ryusui
    He's going to engulf the island!
[03:56] (Flashback) Ryusui
    Stop him!
[03:58] Senku
    Think! How do I avoid it?
[04:00] Senku
    Get outside the petrification beam's range?
[04:03] Senku
    I'll never make it in time.
[04:05] Senku
    Then maybe I stick my finger in
    the revival fluid pre-preemptively?
[04:08] Senku
    Would it actually undo the petrification
    exactly one beat after it hits?
[04:16] Senku
    Or would it stave off the petrification?
[04:19] Senku
    As long as I can't experiment,
    I have no way to know for sure.
[04:24] Senku
    If it's the latter...
[04:26] Senku
    The finger that's spared from petrification
    will rot off, and that's it.
[04:31] Senku
    Which means the only move I have is...
[04:33] (Flashback) Chrome
    Senku!
[04:35] (Flashback) Chrome
    The petrification beam always
    grows at the same speed!
[04:44] (Flashback) Ryusui
    Looks like you've come up with something.
[04:46] (Flashback) Chrome
    Sure did! I've got the sickest,
    most disgusting plan.
[04:52] (Flashback) Chrome
    We all line up.
[04:53] (Flashback) Chrome
    All the exact same distance apart!
[04:58] (Flashback) Soyuz
    He doesn't have anything!
[05:01] (Flashback) Soyuz
    Why?!
[05:03] (Flashback) Oarashi
    Ibara-sama told me that I won't be
    petrified if I go to the middle of the island!
[05:11] (Flashback) Ukyo
    This can't be!
[05:22] (Flashback) Ryusui
    Let's call it...
[05:23] (Flashback) Ryusui
    the width of the lab car!
[05:26] Senku
    The lab car...
[05:27] Senku
    Five meters!
[05:29] (Flashback) Ryusui
    Everyone, line up at the same distance
    as the person in front of you!
[05:33] (Flashback) Chrome
    Draw your hand out toward the light!
[05:35] (Flashback) Chrome
    Once your fingertips start petrifying,
    signal with your other hand!
[05:40] (Flashback) Chrome
    The signals will go up at the same rate.
[05:42] (Flashback) Chrome
    Senku will know how to measure its speed!
[05:46] (Flashback) Chrome
    He'll know the exact moment
    the light reaches him!
[05:59] (Flashback) Ryusui
    Roughly 0.5 seconds for five meters.
[06:01] (Flashback) Ryusui
    Which puts the wind speed...
    rather, the light's speed,
[06:04] (Flashback) Ryusui
    at roughly 40 kilometers per hour.
[06:07] (Flashback) Gen
    Oh, man!
[06:08] (Flashback) Gen
    Let's go! 3,700 years since the last time!
[06:11] (Flashback) Gen
    Yeah, I remember it was like this!
[06:13] (Flashback) Gen
    You got this, Senku-chan!
[06:17] (Flashback) Kaseki
    I know for sure that Senku's gonna
    make it out of the petrification!
[06:23] (Flashback) Nikki
    Sure, we're mere humans making these signals.
[06:27] (Flashback) Nikki
    But I bet you've got some crazy way
    of coming up with a precise number!
[06:33] (Flashback) Kinro
    Convey it as accurately as possible!
[06:36] (Flashback) Kinro
    That is the final task that we can take on!
[06:41] (Flashback) Magma
    Let's beat the crap out of this damn beam!
[06:44] (Flashback) Magma
    If we don't, I'll beat the crap out of you, Senku!
[06:52] Senku
    Using the method of least squares,
    the light's speed is 36 kilometers per hour.
[06:57] Senku
    It'll reach me in about 5.5 seconds.
[06:59] Senku
    I can buy time if I throw it high,
    but if I miss, we're screwed.
[07:04] Senku
    I can maybe do three meters.
[07:06] Senku
    Weight, 300 grams.
[07:08] Senku
    Drag force, 0.21 kilograms per meter.
[07:11] Senku
    With acceleration due to gravity
    9.8 meters per second squared...
[07:13] Senku
    If I throw it up at a rate
    of 33 kilometers per hour,
[07:17] Senku
    it'll reach 3 meters in 0.72 seconds.
[07:20] Senku
    Once it's in free fall, it'll hit me in...
SIGN    1.8 seconds
[07:23] Senku
    1.8 seconds.
[07:26] Senku
    Basically, my job is to
    wait exactly four seconds,
[07:29] Senku
    and then throw the revival fluid
    three meters into the air.
[07:33] Senku
    Too early, and it'll hit
    me before I'm petrified.
[07:36] Senku
    Too late, and I'll be
    stoned before I throw it.
[07:39] Senku
    If it isn't perfect, I die.
[07:41] Senku
    What I need is a ten billion
    percent perfect countdown.
[07:48] Senku
    One, two, three...
[07:49] Senku
    Sadly, I've had a ridiculous
    3,700 years of practice doing that.
[07:51] Senku
    four, five, six, seven, eight..
[08:47] Senku
    I knew it.
[08:50] Senku
    The revival fluid prevented
    petrification from the start.
[08:56] Senku
    It looks like you can avoid being petrified
    wherever your body's in the fluid.
[09:01] Senku
    I might have been dead if I'd
    had just my finger in there.
[09:05] Senku
    So then, if you're diving in revival fluid,
[09:09] Senku
    the petrification beam goes right
    through you ten billion percent.
[09:14] Senku
    Instead, you'll croak from
    being drenched in nitric acid.
[09:52] Senku
    Shit! Ibara's already here!
[09:58] Senku
    I'll set a Kingdom of Science specialty trap.
[10:18] Ibara
    H-How the hell are you alive?!
[10:22] Ibara
    I enveloped the entire island
    in the petrification beam!
[10:29] Senku
    I fancy myself a bit of a science user.
[10:32] Senku
    Tempt me with an out-of-place high-tech
    artifact like a petrification beam,
[10:35] Senku
    and I'm gonna be exhilarated
    ten billion percent.
[10:41] Senku
    Oh, I forgot to mention...
[10:43] Senku
    During that brief moment
    I was waiting for you,
[10:46] Senku
    I crafted up some extreme, cutting-edge
    technology of the kind that
[10:50] Senku
    Google and Toyota have been working
    their asses off to develop.
[10:54] Senku
    It's the birth of the self-driving car!
SIGN    m 0 0 l 196 0 l 196 80 l 0 80
SIGN    Self-driving
    AI acquired!!
[11:10] Senku
    Although it's more of a
    Rube Goldberg machine!
SIGN    m 0 0 l 280 0 l 280 60 l 0 60
SIGN    Except it's a sham!
[11:18] Senku
    Ah, right, you aren't a modern man,
    so of course you wouldn't know...
[11:23] Senku
    You shouldn't be messing around near cars.
[11:27] Senku
    The Kingdom of Science's boss duel
    against the Petrification Kingdom
[11:33] Senku
    is won by the one who gets the Medusa's eye!
[11:36] Senku
    And that's me!
[11:39] Senku
    Where is Ibara?
[11:41] Senku
    Under the car?
[11:43] Senku
    Three meters, three—
[11:57] Ibara
    This old man here is really cautious.
[12:02] Ibara
    Of course I am!
[12:05] Ibara
    I even came prepared in case you
    might use projectiles against me!
[12:11] Ibara
    Although I didn't expect that sorcery attack.
[12:17] Ibara
    Well, sorcery user...
[12:19] Ibara
    How about we get started on that
    boss fight you've been asking for?
[12:28] Ibara
    The chief, fleeing from the get-go?
[12:31] Ibara
    You coward.
[12:41] Ibara
    He must know that he has no way to avoid
[12:43] Ibara
    the petrification weapon once
    it's been thrown at him.
[12:47] Ibara
    I can't throw it here. It would
    get caught on the branches.
[12:50] Ibara
    Was he not being a coward,
    but luring me into the trees?
[13:00] Ibara
    Sorcery...
[13:03] Ibara
    You weren't being a coward. It's a trap.
[13:05] Ibara
    Not bad!
[13:08] Senku
    Shit... I have nothing
    left to use as a weapon.
[13:12] Ibara
    But there's one problem...
[13:13] Ibara
    No one knows this island's
    geography better than I do!
[13:18] Ibara
    Too bad for you!
[13:20] Ibara
    I'm the one setting the trap!
[13:24] Ibara
    I just need to pretend
[13:26] Ibara
    I'm being lured as I'm really just
    cornering you out in the open!
[13:55] Senku
    This here is a sorcery weapon.
[13:58] Senku
    You've already been shot in the hand
    with it. You know what it feels like.
[14:01] Senku
    It's gonna pew-pew you with science arrows.
[14:05] Ibara
    Don't bother with that bluff.
[14:07] Ibara
    I've been watching you carefully.
[14:10] Ibara
    That's not what that tool does.
[14:13] Ibara
    If it was a projectile, you would
    have already shot it at me.
[14:16] Ibara
    But I'm also not enough of
    an idiot to go near sorcery.
[14:21] Ibara
    I told you.
[14:23] Ibara
    This old man here is really cautious.
[14:27] Ibara
    I'll give you an opportunity
    to tell me before your end.
[14:30] Ibara
    What's your name?
[14:34] Senku
    He's trying to buy time to
    estimate his distance to me.
[14:39] Ibara
    Five meters.
[14:41] Ibara
    Five seconds.
[14:44] Senku
    Senku.
[14:46] Senku
    Ishigami Senku.
[14:48] Ibara
    Uh-huh.
[14:50] Ibara
    Hello.
[14:51] Ibara
    And goodbye forever, Senku-chan!
[15:02] Ibara
    This whooshing sound...
[15:04] Ibara
    Isn't this...
[15:07] Ibara
    The cliff of the howling seas?
[15:16] (Flashback) Moz
    They've arrived at the
    cliff of the howling seas.
[15:45] (Flashback) Senku
    My next transmission is my signal.
[15:50] (Flashback) Ibara
    I'll give you an opportunity
    to tell me before your end.
[15:53] (Flashback) Ibara
    What's your name?
[15:55] (Flashback) Senku
    Senku.
[15:57] (Flashback) Senku
    Ishigami Senku.
[16:07] Ibara
    What is that bird?!
[16:11] Senku
    We have an actual boss fight now!
[16:15] Senku
    Thanks for the Medusa.
    We're taking it in mid-air!
[16:22] Ryusui
    I want everything in the world!
[16:25] Ryusui
    The supertechnology device that is the Medusa
[16:31] Ryusui
    using the culmination of the Kingdom
    of Science's ingenuity: the drone!
[16:36] Senku
    Pull!
[16:58] Ibara
    I'm not going down to some damn youths,
    even if there are two of you!
[17:02] Ibara
    I used to be a warrior, after all!
[17:11] Senku
    We aren't depending on brute strength here!
[17:16] Ryusui
    Don't insult me! I know that!
[17:18] Ibara
    That's right...
[17:20] Ibara
    I'm only pretending to be losing
    until the very last moment.
[17:23] Ibara
    Sadly for you, I'm a cautious man.
[17:27] Ibara
    This is a test of wit.
[17:30] Ibara
    They surely know that.
[17:33] Senku
    Now! Let go!
[17:34] Senku
    Three. Two. One.
[17:38] Senku
    I'm not messing up.
[17:40] Senku
    Not at counting.
[17:52] Ibara
    Did you think this cautious old man
[17:54] Ibara
    wouldn't have practiced fighting
    off the petrification beam?
[17:59] Ibara
    I'd never mess up estimating its range.
[18:05] Ibara
    Here's some wisdom for the
    final moments of your lives!
[18:09] Ibara
    Those who think they're smart are
    the easiest ones to screw over!
[18:15] Ibara
    Did you brats really think you
    could be more sly than me?!
[18:40] Ibara
    Oh, my! Oh, my! This is what's
    wrong with idiots like you!
[18:43] Ibara
    Were you hoping to brute-force your
    way past the petrification beam?
[18:51] Ibara
    This thing is unavoidable!
[18:53] Ibara
    Goodbye for real this time!
[18:56] Ibara
    The last man standing in this
    long battle is this old man!
[19:07] Ibara
    You attached that thing that makes noise?
[19:13] Senku
    Yeah, Ibara.
[19:15] Senku
    You're exactly right.
[19:17] Senku
    Those who think they're smart are
    the easiest ones to screw over.
[19:23] Senku
    Five meters, one second.
[19:30] Ibara
    N-No!
[19:32] Ibara
    No!
SIGN    m 0 0 l 360 0 l 360 60 l 0 60
SIGN    Petrification device acquired!!
[21:08] Senku
    I'm alone.
[21:30] Senku
    Again.
[21:34] Senku
    I'm alone again.
[21:44] Ruri
    Can you hear me, Senku-san?
[21:48] Ruri
    How are things over there, Senku-san?
[21:55] Senku
    No.
[22:09] Senku
    I'm not alone this time.
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E20 - First Dream

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[00:14] Chrome
    Senku.
[00:16] Chrome
    You're standing here alone, which means...
[00:23] Chrome
    We won, didn't we?!
[00:26] Senku
    Yeah, Chrome.
[00:28] Senku
    All thanks to your inspiration.
[00:31] Senku
    I managed to make it through with
    the tenacity of a cockroach.
[02:19] Chrome
    Now, as the science tag team,
    we need to revive everyone.
[02:26] Senku
    That'll take careful planning, too.
[02:28] Senku
    If we don't play our cards right,
    we'll end up starving to death.
[02:37] Chrome
    I am getting hungry.
[02:42] Senku & Chrome
    Food!
[02:44] Senku & Chrome
    Amaryllis!
[02:49] Senku
    So heavy...
[02:51] Senku
    Power!
[02:52] Chrome
    Taiju!
[02:59] Chrome
    Cooking!
[03:00] Senku
    Francois!
[03:06] All
    Time to eat!
[03:09] Amaryllis
    It's so good!
[03:13] Senku
    Unfortunately, our beloved cell phone's
    battery is on its last breath.
[03:18] Senku
    Ruri called, but it died right after.
[03:23] (Flashback) Ruri
    You all doing okay?
[03:25] Amaryllis
    The earpiece was even more noisy.
[03:28] Francois
    It was a call from the mainland, after all.
[03:30] Taiju
    She called to check up on us, huh?
[03:33] Taiju
    No wonder she was the priestess!
[03:36] Chrome
    But supposing they called us
    because they're worried,
[03:41] Chrome
    how would calling from the mainland help?
[03:42] Chrome
    Wouldn't they only get in our way?
[03:45] Chrome
    She called just for her own peace of mind?
[03:49] Chrome
    Ruri would never do that.
[03:51] Chrome
    For eighteen years,
    she's endured all kinds of worries
[03:54] Chrome
    for the sake of the people.
[03:57] Taiju
    You're right.
[04:00] Amaryllis
    Did you see how he trusts her and
    shows off how well he knows her?
[04:02] Amaryllis
    Is this Ruri girl Chrome's
    girlfriend or ex or something?
[04:07] Francois
    No, I'm told that she is
    Senku-sama's former wife.
[04:11] Taiju
    What?!
[04:13] Taiju
    When did you get married, Senku?!
[04:16] Senku
    Just for three minutes!
    We got divorced right away.
[04:18] Taiju
    What?!
[04:19] Taiju
    When did you get divorced, Senku?!
[04:22] Senku
    I just said we got divorced right away!
[04:22] Amaryllis
    Wait, what?
[04:23] Amaryllis
    What is this Senku-Ruri-Chrome relationship?
[04:27] Chrome
    Well, you see, it's a stupidly long story.
[04:32] Chrome
    In any case, Ruri's trying
    to get in touch with us.
[04:36] Chrome
    We need to hear her.
[04:38] Francois
    The Perseus's equipment might
    allow bidirectional communication.
[04:43] Chrome
    That's it!
[04:44] Senku
    It should just barely reach, but...
[04:56] Chrome
    Those assholes made a damn mess!
[05:00] Chrome
    They didn't even know what
    they were dealing with!
[05:02] Senku
    Now's not the time to be getting all salty.
[05:02] Chrome
    Bastards!
[05:06] Taiju
    Actually, I've never seen Senku truly angry.
[05:10] Senku
    No, I get angry. I'm not a saint.
[05:12] Senku
    I'm just too busy to.
[05:14] Francois
    It'll take several weeks
    to restore everything.
[05:17] Francois
    In that case, I'll begin
    working on the mess hall.
[05:20] Amaryllis
    Already?!
[05:21] Amaryllis
    So very capable! I love it!
[05:24] Senku
    We're gonna slap Kaseki and the others awake
[05:27] Senku
    and get everything fixed up
    quick with everyone's help.
[05:29] Senku
    It'll be fine.
[05:30] Senku
    We're gonna be throwing revival
    fluid on everyone anyway.
[05:36] Senku
    We have the petrification device.
[05:39] Senku
    Let's take the Perseus on a victory cruise!
[05:53] Kaseki
    Every time I'm revived, there's a
    brutal amount of work waiting for me.
[05:57] Gen
    Brutal!
[06:03] Taiju
    Right below the ship is where Yo's statue is.
[06:15] Amaryllis
    Kirisame...
[06:16] Chrome
    She's an enemy, isn't she?
[06:17] Chrome
    What do we do? Do we revive her, or...
[06:20] Magma
    Wreck it immediately!
[06:22] Gen
    You're way too quick to resort to murder!
[06:25] Gen
    And you're too quick in
    the opposite direction!
[06:30] Senku
    She was merely being deceived by Ibara.
[06:45] Kirisame
    What do you want to ask me?
[06:47] Kirisame
    There's a reason I'm among the
    first you woke up, isn't there?
[06:51] Senku
    Yeah, you're right.
[06:52] Senku
    You know where they dumped the statues
    from the inner palace, don't you?
[07:01] Kinro
    Ginro's injuries...
[07:04] Kinro
    Are they really going to heal?
[07:11] Senku
    The revival fluid's repair ability is no joke.
[07:28] Kinro
    G-Ginro...
[07:30] Ginro
    Kinro!
[07:37] Ginro
    Guys...
[07:41] Ginro
    K-Koha—
[07:44] Ginro
    Thank you!
[07:47] Ginro
    Kohaku-chan!
[07:54] Chrome
    Yup, Kinro's back to his old self.
[07:56] Nikki
    He's all better.
[08:15] Ginro
    No fair! Why Senku?!
[08:18] Ginro
    I want some of that, er, I mean...
[08:19] Gen
    Oh, right.
[08:21] Gen
    Kirisame-chan, you think they're
    in a legit relationship, don't you?
[08:27] Amaryllis
    I don't think that's what that hug was about.
[08:30] Amaryllis
    Not between those two.
[08:41] Yo
    Nothing beats a cola after a job well done!
[08:47] Oarashi
    Oarashi-sama here is gonna turn you
    into dust with his miracle power!
[08:52] Magma
    You must think you're funny!
[08:54] Magma
    What about you is such a miracle?
[08:56] Magma
    Do you mean to say "mental"?
[09:00] Oarashi
    How dare you?!
[09:02] Mantle
    Well, then...
[09:04] Mantle
    Ready...
[09:07] Mantle
    Aye!
[09:11] Kokuyo
    Magma, show them what the
    people of the sea are made of!
[09:17] Kinro
    I heard what you did, Ginro.
[09:18] Kinro
    You were severely injured,
    and yet you risked your life to—
[09:21] Ginro
    Aw, man! It's true, though!
[09:24] Ginro
    Being stabbed by Ibara
    was part of my plan, too.
[09:27] Ginro
    I'm great, don't you think?
[09:31] Kinro
    Ginro, you...
[09:32] Suika
    Kinro, Ginro...
[09:35] Suika
    Have you seen Senku and his team?
[09:41] Senku
    Pipe down.
[09:42] Chrome
    Is it coming?!
[09:44] Ginro
    Found them.
[09:45] Suika
    There!
[09:46] Ginro
    Drink with us, science team!
[09:48] Suika
    You're working too hard.
[09:52] Chrome
    Here we go! We got a signal!
[09:54] Kaseki
    Our communication device is fixed!
[09:59] Senku
    Again, how the hell can we hear
    anything if you don't shut up?
[10:10] Ruri
    Senku?
[10:12] Senku
    Yeah, can you hear me, Ruri?
[10:15] Ruri
    Thank goodness! I finally reached you.
[10:18] Senku
    We can share our happy memories later.
[10:20] Senku
    You need something, don't you? Shoot.
[10:24] Amaryllis
    Isn't this your first time
    talking to your former wife
[10:26] Amaryllis
    after all that's happened on the island?
[10:28] Amaryllis
    Is that really how you should talk to her?
[10:30] Senku
    That's Senku for you.
[10:32] Ruri
    Senku, were you sending strange transmiss—
[10:37] Ukyo
    There's interference on the transmission.
[10:39] Ukyo
    By some other strong signal.
[10:40] Gen
    Some other signal?
[10:42] Gen
    There shouldn't be any other humans here.
[10:46] Gen
    Does that mean...
[10:51] Ryusui
    Morse code?
[10:52] Senku
    Nope, that's not it.
[10:55] Ukyo
    A human voice.
[10:57] Senku
    Yeah.
[11:02] Why-Man
    Twelve million eight hundred thousand meters.
[11:07] Why-Man
    One second.
[11:10] Amaryllis
    No! The petrification device!
[11:15] Senku
    Yeah, I know.
[11:17] Senku
    Keep it away from the speaker
    even if it kills you.
[11:22] Ryusui
    Why-Man's position is finally clear now.
[11:26] Ryusui
    He's trying to destroy us.
[11:28] Ryusui
    This is obvious intent to harm.
[11:30] Chrome
    I don't get it. Why by communication?
[11:33] Gen
    This is insane!
[11:35] Gen
    Twelve million eight
    hundred thousand meters?!
[11:38] Gen
    What's up with that ridiculously
    huge, specific number?
[11:42] Senku
    Twelve million eight
    hundred thousand meters...
[11:49] Senku
    is the diameter of Earth.
[11:54] Ukyo
    No, that's not the real question.
[11:59] Ukyo
    That's not it.
[12:01] Senku
    Yeah...
[12:03] Ukyo
    This voice...
[12:05] Ukyo
    Senku...
[12:06] Ukyo
    It's your voice.
[12:07] Why-Man
    Twelve million eight hundred thousand meters.
[12:11] Why-Man
    One second.
[12:17] Senku
    This is exhilarating!
[12:26] Yo
    The voice behind the mystery
    transmissions is Senku's?
[12:30] Amaryllis
    I'm scared! I'm so scared!
[12:32] Amaryllis
    I'm getting goosebumps!
[12:34] Suika
    Wh-Wh-What's going on?!
[12:36] Suika
    Is Senku the one who was talking to us?
[12:39] Chrome
    So who's the Senku who's here with us now?
[12:42] Taiju
    You're wrong!
[12:43] Taiju
    Senku could never be a bad guy!
[12:46] Gen
    Such inspiringly sloppy reasoning.
[12:49] Taiju
    It must be a smartphone recording!
[12:51] Senku
    Sadly, I don't have a smartphone,
[12:54] Senku
    and I ten billion percent have
    no memory of recording that.
[12:58] Nikki
    Senku's twin conspiracy theory.
[13:00] Huge Guy
    A doppelgänger?
[13:01] Female Mob
    Senku the time traveler?
[13:05] Ryusui
    Don't be rude. Baseless speculation
    is tantamount to fantasy.
[13:09] Ryusui
    Am I right?
[13:10] Ryusui
    Why-Man is out to get us.
[13:12] Ryusui
    He'll be in contact with
    us again soon enough.
[13:14] Ryusui
    And he'll eventually mess up.
[13:17] Yuzuriha
    Tea time at a time like this?!
[13:19] Gen
    How are you so chill?
[13:23] Kaseki
    We got another transmission!
[13:26] Senku
    He's repeating it on regular intervals.
[13:32] Why-Man
    Twelve million eight hundred thousand meters.
[13:36] Why-Man
    One second.
[13:39] Ukyo
    It's the same as the last time.
[13:41] Ukyo
    Even in its timbre.
[13:43] Ukyo
    As a former sonar operator, I'm sure of it.
[13:47] Ukyo
    It has the same uncanny valley
    quality as a Vocaloid.
[13:52] Ukyo
    It's a synth voice.
[13:55] Gen
    H-H-How?!
[13:57] Gen
    In the stone world?!
[14:00] Ryusui
    How isn't much of an issue right now.
[14:05] Ryusui
    The fact is that it's being done.
[14:07] Ryusui
    The real question is why?
[14:08] Ryusui
    Why are they communicating
    with a synth voice?
[14:11] Ryusui
    From there, we might be able to figure
    out who they are and where they are.
[14:16] Gen
    It seems clear that Why-Man-chan is a
    naughty boy trying to petrify us all...
[14:22] Gen
    But why the transmission?
[14:23] Gen
    Why is it imitating Senku-chan's voice?
[14:27] Chrome
    Transmissions...
[14:28] Chrome
    Senku's voice...
[14:30] Chrome
    Imitations?
[14:33] Chrome
    When you finished off Ibara, you used
    your voice over the radio, didn't you?
[14:40] Chrome
    Isn't that what they're imitating?
[14:43] Yo
    I can't tell if this Why-Man
     is smart or stupid.
[14:48] Yo
    Isn't he the one who made all
    this crazy science stuff?
[14:51] Kaseki
    Why is that petrification
    device on this island, anyway?
[14:56] Chrome
    Yeah, that's the thing.
[14:59] Senku
    If anyone knows the history of the device,
    they might also know Why-Man's identity.
[15:04] Soyuz
    I-I remember!
[15:05] Soyuz
    I mean, I don't know anything...
[15:08] Soyuz
    But the shape of the petrification device...
[15:15] Kokuyo
    Now that we know Why-Man is our enemy,
[15:17] Kokuyo
    our job as the battle team
    is no longer to investigate.
[15:21] Kokuyo
    It's to train for the inevitable battle.
[15:26] Gen
    We just defeated the Petrification
    Kingdom! This is even scarier!
[15:46] Nikki
    They're evenly matched!
[15:47] Kokuyo
    They're both incredible.
[15:50] Kirisame
    You're strong.
[15:51] Kirisame
    You were holding back the last
    time we fought, weren't you?
[15:57] Kohaku
    I wasn't going easy on you.
[15:58] Kohaku
    I would never be so disrespectful.
[16:01] Kohaku
    I apologize. I was simply not accustomed
    to moving around in a dress.
[16:06] Ginro
    No!
[16:09] Ginro
    I don't want to be part of all this craziness!
[16:20] Amaryllis
    Who's this statue?
[16:21] Gen
    A person from long ago that Taiju-chan
    brought back from the sea floor.
[16:28] Soyuz
    Th-This person's arm...
[16:30] Soyuz
    Is this a wound? A tattoo?
[16:32] Soyuz
    Could you take a look at it?
[16:35] Gen
    Look!
[16:36] Suika
    It looks like a symbol of
    the petrification device!
[16:39] Taiju
    Oh, that's the one that broke
    off as I was carrying him.
[16:44] Ryusui
    The surface can't have
    deteriorated yet, then.
[16:46] Ryusui
    We might be able to repair
    it with the revival fluid.
[17:05] Suika
    It's been a while since I've seen all the
    crackling when they're being repaired.
[17:10] Ryusui
    The surface of the statue
    is degraded with time.
[17:13] Ryusui
    It can't be restored, so it falls off.
[17:18] Senku
    His fragments are thinner than ours.
[17:20] Senku
    He must be from a few hundred years ago.
[17:23] Matsukaze
    Are you telling me I've been
    brought back to life after I was
[17:27] Matsukaze
    attacked by that strange light?
[17:29] Senku
    That's right.
[17:30] Senku
    That's exactly what we want to hear about.
[17:33] Matsukaze
    Strange travelers, you have my gratitude.
[17:36] Matsukaze
    Thank you.
[17:37] Senku
    Yeah, we can skip this part.
[17:39] Senku
    Just tell us about the device.
[17:43] Ginro
    No way! Save me!
[17:43] Kohaku
    Stop running, Ginro!
[17:56] Matsukaze
    Master!
[17:59] Matsukaze
    Master!
[18:08] Matsukaze
    Forgive me, Master!
[18:11] Matsukaze
    I was petrified,
    but now that I have returned,
[18:15] Matsukaze
    the enemy will not have their way!
[18:18] Ginro
    Wh-What?
[18:20] Ginro
    Is he on our side? He's strong.
[18:22] Senku
    What? Who did you think he was?
[18:25] Senku
    He's just a scummy loser.
[18:27] Ginro
    No! That's not true!
[18:32] Ginro
    Eh?
[18:36] Ginro
    Man, do I really look like that
    important person from way back?
[18:41] Ginro
    We are distant relatives.
[18:44] Ginro
    It wouldn't be an overstatement
    to say I'm his reincarnation.
[18:47] Ginro
    I guess you could serve me
    in his place for now, right?
[18:51] Chrome
    Is it just me, or is he being scummy again?
[18:52] Ginro
    There must be a reason you were
    brought back to me, right?
[18:54] Kohaku
    That's what he does, every chance he gets.
[18:57] Kinro
    He has a track record.
[18:59] Amaryllis
    How was he so fetching while
    he was cross-dressing?
[19:02] Ginro
    Come on, you must know, right, Matsukaze-kun?
[19:05] Ginro
    Tell Senku all about the
    petrification device's history!
[19:11] Matsukaze
    Then speak I shall.
[19:15] Matsukaze
    This island was once peaceful.
[19:18] Matsukaze
    Then, one day, they rained down upon us.
[19:33] Matsukaze
    Countless so-called "petrification devices."
[19:36] Matsukaze
    Nightmares raining down from the heavens.
[19:40] Ryusui
    I knew it!
[19:41] Ryusui
    It came from above!
[19:43] Senku
    That's plenty of useful information!
[19:48] Senku
    Let's get moving!
[19:51] Amaryllis
    Weren't we in the middle
    of hearing about the past?!
[19:54] Senku
    We'll fill the rest in with science!
[19:59] Gen
    They're gone already...
[20:04] Senku
    Here we go!
[20:05] Kaseki
    Is that the weapon we used
    against Tsukasa's army?
[20:09] Chrome
    That's the thing that gathers sound.
[20:12] Chrome
    The shock cannon.
[20:14] Chrome
    What are we using that for?
[20:16] Senku
    Gathering sound and gathering
    radio waves work the same way.
[20:21] Senku
    This parabolic antenna's gonna
    help us trace the signal
[20:25] Senku
    Mr. Why-Man's been pissing on us.
SIGN    m 0 0 l 246 0 l 246 80 l 0 80
SIGN    Parabolic Antenna
    acquired!!
[20:29] Why-Man
    Twelve million eight hundred thousand meters.
[20:34] Why-Man
    One second.
[20:37] Senku
    Our measurement separation's
    too small to tell the difference.
[20:41] Ukyo
    They're well beyond the
    surface or the atmosphere.
[20:45] Kaseki
    I don't get it. What's going on?
[20:47] Kaseki
    The enemy's really far?
[20:51] Senku
    On the other hand...
[20:52] Senku
    The rotation of the planet will
    move us a few thousand kilometers.
[20:57] Senku
    Enough to barely figure it out.
[20:59] Ukyo
    In other words, they aren't
    infinitely far away or anything.
[21:03] Kaseki
    So they're super close?
[21:05] Chrome
    Which is it?!
[21:09] Senku
    Well, then, based on the results
    of our triangulation...
[21:13] Senku
    The enemy is a few hundred
    thousand kilometers above.
[21:19] Senku
    That's right. Why-Man is...
[21:23] Senku
    on the Moon.
[21:26] Yuzuriha
    The...
[21:27] Gen
    ...Moon?!
[21:28] Ukyo
    It's moving in conjunction with the Moon.
[21:31] Ukyo
    There's pretty much no doubt.
[21:33] Kinro
    Is that even possible?!
[21:35] Kohaku
    But how are we supposed
    to deal with them there?
[21:41] Ryusui
    Leave them to their own devices,
    and they'll eventually ruin us.
[21:53] Gen
    Wait, wait, wait...
[21:54] Gen
    I have a bad feeling about this again.
[21:57] Gen
    I mean, I can't see how this
    could be anything but bad.
[21:59] Gen
    Yeah...
[22:00] Gen
    I definitely know what's coming.
[22:02] Gen
    You're taking this primitive stone world...
[22:07] Senku
    We're going to the Moon!
[22:10] Gen
    I knew it!
SIGN    Treasure Island
SIGN    Next Episode
SIGN    Treasure Island
SIGN    This is a work of fiction, but the plants, animals, and production methods described are based on reality. Foraging and making things on your own accord is extremely dangerous and, in some cases, illegal. Please do not imitate without expertise.

E21 - Treasure Island

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[00:01] Senku
    We're going to the Moon!
[00:04] Gen
    I was sure I'd never be shocked anymore,
    no matter what you said we were making...
[00:09] Gen
    A proper trip to the Moon
    in the stone world, huh?
[00:13] Suika
    The Moon?!
[00:14] Suika
    But how?!
[00:17] Senku
    The same way the Kingdom of
    Science has always done it.
[00:20] Senku
    Patiently, one step at a time.
[00:22] Nikki
    Nothing about this is the same.
[00:24] Nikki
    Everything about this is
    different from before.
[00:26] Nikki
    Especially in its scope and ambition.
[00:29] Kohaku
    But now that we know
    the enemy is on the Moon,
[00:32] Kohaku
    surely we should want more than
    to simply await our fate again.
[00:38] Ryusui
    So now, in this new world, we are
    to desire the stars in the sky!
[00:43] Chrome
    Shit...
[00:44] Chrome
    Science is seriously nuts!
[00:48] Taiju
    Building rockets happens
    to be Senku's specialty.
[00:51] Taiju
    All right, what do we need, Senku?
[00:56] Senku
    We're going all over the
    world to find materials.
[01:01] Senku
    It's the start of the New
    World Moon Tour Project!
SIGN    "Treasure Island"
[02:51] Ginro
    There!
[02:56] Matsukaze
    The wretched petrification is
    being undone before my eyes!
[02:59] Matsukaze
    How strange...
[03:01] Ginro
    Isn't it?!
[03:02] Ginro
    Awesome, right?
[03:06] Girl
    Huh?
[03:09] Kinro
    Why are you being so smug about this, Ginro?
[03:13] Suika
    It's all right.
[03:14] Suika
    Everyone's safe now.
[03:18] Matsukaze
    I am awestruck.
[03:20] Matsukaze
    So this is the sorcery known as "science."
[03:23] Matsukaze
    If only we'd had this when the horrible
    petrification devices rained down...
[03:29] Chrome
    Are there no more of those
    petrification devices?
[03:33] Matsukaze
    The master ordered me to destroy all of them.
[03:36] Matsukaze
    Save for the one the bandits took.
[03:39] Gen
    And that's that last one.
[03:44] Senku
    We can revive anyone as long
    as we have all their pieces.
[03:47] Senku
    Let's wake everyone up and
    get the hell out of here.
[03:50] Chrome
    Yeah!
[03:51] Kohaku
    Indeed.
[03:51] Suika
    Let's go!
[03:53] Soyuz
    Everyone...
[04:06] Soyuz
    I'm sorry we couldn't bring you back, Dad.
[04:10] Soyuz
    I'm about to...
[04:14] Ginro
    We're waking up enemy soldiers, too?!
[04:16] Ginro
    Is that safe?!
[04:18] Ryusui
    It shouldn't be a problem.
[04:20] Ryusui
    They were simply deceived
    into serving the false Master.
[04:24] Gen
    Ryusui-chan wants all the enemies, too.
[04:27] Gen
    That's just how he is, you know?
[04:45] Kirisame
    I was glad to learn that you were alive
    after twenty years, young master Soyuz.
[04:50] Kirisame
    No...
[04:52] Kirisame
    Master.
[05:00] Suika
    I'm sad about Soyuz's dad.
[05:04] Suika
    His body's right there,
    but we can't even talk to him.
[05:15] Senku
    Well, we've got one more important
    mission before we head out.
[05:20] Kohaku
    An important mission?
[05:22] Kohaku
    What's that?
[05:25] Senku
    We're making this island an
    ally of the Kingdom of Science.
[05:31] Taiju
    What do you mean by that, Senku?
[05:34] Senku
    Going to the Moon is going to
    be a super massive project.
[05:38] Senku
    There are some special
    crafts we're gonna have to
[05:40] Senku
    build here on Treasure Island.
[05:43] Senku
    We'll get all the islanders on our
    side and have them help us out good.
[05:50] Yuzuriha
    H-Help?
[05:52] Suika
    I-I just saw the really devious
    face Senku sometimes makes.
[05:58] Senku
    We're going to need an unprecedented
    amount of manpower.
[06:01] Senku
    That's a requirement we can't work around.
[06:04] Kokuyo
    I hope it works out as well as you think.
[06:07] Kokuyo
    Being a ruler isn't all that easy.
[06:12] Kokuyo
    The islanders were just freed from
    the shackles of the man named Ibara.
[06:18] Kokuyo
    Not all of them are as industrious as Kinro.
[06:23] Senku
    We aren't ruling over anyone.
[06:25] Senku
    We're having the islanders
    choose for themselves
[06:27] Senku
    to become allies of the Kingdom of Science.
[06:30] Senku
    "Choosing for themselves"
    being the important part.
[06:33] Senku
    Right, mentalist?
[06:36] Gen
    Senku-chan's starting to get how it works.
[06:42] Soyuz
    I-I want to take care of it.
[06:46] Soyuz
    Dad worked to unify this
    island and everyone on it.
[06:50] Soyuz
    I have to continue his work.
[06:56] Senku
    All right.
[06:58] Senku
    I'm leaving this all to you, then.
[07:00] Soyuz
    R-Right.
[07:02] Soyuz
    What's this?
[07:05] Kaseki
    Lemme see!
[07:06] Suika
    What are we making?
[07:15] Soyuz
    Guys!
[07:18] Soyuz
    We have to make a really big facility quick.
[07:22] Soyuz
    We need some help!
[07:25] Soyuz
    I want everyone to help,
    for the sake of the island!
[07:59] Guy A
    Yeah!
[08:00] Guy B
    Damn!
[08:01] Guy C
    Look at that giant thing go!
[08:04] Chrome
    Wait, where's Senku?
[08:15] Chrome
    A-ha.
[08:18] Chrome
    Yo, Senku, what the hell are
    you doing all by yourself?
[08:24] Senku
    Working on a hella exhilarating craft.
[08:28] Chrome
    Oh, shit!
[08:35] Chrome
    What's this stuff?
[08:37] Senku
    It's called zeolite.
[08:39] Senku
    It's like a desiccant.
[08:42] Chrome
    That's why you were all crusty.
[08:46] Chrome
    Gunpowder and salt and... iron?
[08:50] Chrome
    Hey, Senku, what's that?
[08:54] Senku
    My dear Chrome-sama's badass sorcery.
[08:57] Senku
    The flame test reaction.
[09:00] (Flashback) Chrome
    Check out my badass sorcery!
[09:03] (Flashback) Chrome
    Rainbow Bridge!
[09:10] Chrome
    But...
[09:12] Chrome
    What exactly are you doing with all this?
[09:15] Senku
    You could say it's just a little more
    persuasion in case the islanders need any.
[09:19] Chrome
    Oh, shit!
[09:20] Chrome
    I mean, I've done it before, but...
[09:21] Gen
    Mm-hm.
[09:23] Gen
    I see.
[09:27] Gen
    Why don't I really hype it up for them, then?
[09:31] Gen
    Apologies.
[09:32] Francois
    I shall begin preparations for our guests.
[09:36] Gen
    I haven't said anything.
[09:37] Gen
    That one's crazy good at anticipating things.
[09:42] Suika
    What's about to happen?
[09:49] Kaseki
    All right, let's go ahead with the test!
[09:54] Ukyo
    Yup.
[10:01] Ukyo
    It's working.
[10:03] Ukyo
    You can try talking to them.
[10:06] Kirisame
    T-Testing.
[10:08] Kirisame
    Testing.
[10:09] Kirisame
    We're...
[10:10] Kirisame
    on the water.
[10:12] Chrome
    Yes!
[10:13] Soyuz
    W-We hear you, Kirisame.
[10:16] Soyuz
    Can you hear me?
[10:17] Kirisame
    Yes, I hear you, Soyuz-sama.
[10:20] Kirisame
    It's like we're speaking close by.
[10:24] Guy A
    Wow!
[10:25] Woman A
    This is science?!
[10:26] Woman B
    I'm amazed!
[10:27] Guy B
    Science is awesome!
SIGN    Cotton Candy
[10:40] Gen
    It's sweet and fluffy!
[10:43] Mob
    Here you are! Firm noodles,
    rich soup, and extra green onions.
[10:47] Francois
    Blue-spotted wrasse poêlé with water
    celery and cauliflower fungus sautee.
SIGN    Francois
[10:56] Villager B
    The scent...
[11:00] Villager A
    It's sho good!
[11:03] Woman
    What is this? I can see really clearly!
[11:05] Girl
    Really?
[11:21] Senku
    What's going on here?
[11:24] Gen
    All ready!
[11:25] Gen
    I gathered everyone here!
[11:29] Senku
    Damn it, Gen, you were
    eavesdropping, weren't you?
[11:38] Soyuz
    Senku, do you have a minute?
[11:42] Soyuz
    I-I'm planning to stay on this island.
[11:47] Soyuz
    To help us start over again.
[11:49] Soyuz
    And to help it develop.
[11:52] Senku
    Yeah.
[11:53] Senku
    If that's what you want, go for it.
[11:58] Soyuz
    Senku... Thanks.
[12:01] Senku
    Why are you thanking me? Dumbass.
[12:04] Senku
    The goal of all our missions is to solve
    the mystery of humanity's petrification.
[12:11] Soyuz
    Yeah. You're right.
[12:13] Soyuz
    So all of you can set out.
[12:17] Soyuz
    I still remember how to
    make the revival fluid, too.
[12:19] Gen
    You remember all that after only one time?
[12:21] Gen
    Your memory is insane.
[12:23] Soyuz
    It'll take a while, but I promise
    I'll revive all the villagers,
[12:30] Soyuz
    as the island's Master.
[12:33] Amaryllis
    We'll help, as well.
[12:35] Amaryllis
    Allow us, Master Soyuz.
[12:38] Kirisame
    We're fighting against the
    so-called Why-Man, are we not?
[12:40] Soyuz
    That's right.
[12:41] Soyuz
    Which is why I want you two to go with Senku.
[12:46] Soyuz
    We'll have to travel the world and revive
    all sorts of people to gather materials.
[12:51] Soyuz
    They're going to need some strong warriors.
[12:59] Kirisame
    Understood.
[13:00] Kirisame
    I vow to prove myself useful.
[13:05] Ginro
    I know, right?!
[13:06] Ginro
    So come on, Matsukaze-kun!
[13:09] Ginro
    You should follow your master's
    reincarnation-ish person
[13:12] Ginro
    and become my stude—I mean, guard!
[13:16] Matsukaze
    Yes, sir!
[13:16] Matsukaze
    I shall prove myself useful.
[13:19] Amaryllis
    Soyuz and Ginro are saying
    the same thing, but...
[13:22] Kohaku
    One's saying it for the sake of
    everyone, the other for his own...
[13:25] Kohaku
    Really shows a difference in character.
[13:28] Ryusui
    Matsukaze's skill is something
    even I would want.
[13:31] Ryusui
    It's not a bad thing.
[13:33] Gen
    He doesn't have the same kind of honest
    greed that you do, Ryusui-chan.
[13:37] Gen
    He's leveled up his carried-away-ness.
SIGN    Carried Away
    Level 2
[13:42] Mob A
    What the?!
[13:43] Mob B
    It just got dark all of a sudden...
[13:44] Chrome
    Do you hear me, all?
[13:47] Chrome
    We're gonna show you something that's
[13:49] Chrome
    going to leave the whole of Treasure
    Island speechless and wanting more!

[13:53] Chrome
    Rainbow Bridge Max Level!
[13:56] Kaseki
    Aye!
[13:58] Kaseki
    Here we go!
[14:26] Kid
    Whoa!
[14:29] Yuzuriha
    I never thought I'd see fireworks again.
[14:35] Gen
    Fireworks...
[14:37] Gen
    Back in our era, they were meant to quell
[14:40] Gen
    the spirits of the deceased
    and send them off.
[14:47] Gen
    I think Senku-chan wanted you
    to see this, on this island.
[15:21] (Flashback) Byakuya
    Look! There's another one!
[15:26] (Flashback) Byakuya
    See that, Senku?
[15:27] (Flashback) Byakuya
    That one was a smiley face, wasn't it?
[15:30] (Flashback) Young Senku
    Yeah, I guess that was about
    130 meters in diameter.
[15:34] (Flashback) Young Senku
    That makes it a Number Four firework.
[15:35] (Flashback) Young Senku
    Sodium oxalate for the yellow, and maybe
    some strontium nitrate for the red...
[15:41] (Flashback) Byakuya
    What kind of preschooler
    says that about fireworks?
[15:44] (Flashback) Young Senku
    And you're way too giddy
    for a grown-up, Byakuya.
[15:47] (Flashback) Young Senku
    You're making ten billion times
    as big a fuss as I am.
[15:52] (Flashback) Byakuya
    I've always loved fireworks.
[15:55] (Flashback) Byakuya
    The craftspeople who make fireworks
    did a lot of prep for today.
[16:03] (Flashback) Byakuya
    And just for an instant,
    it dazzles everyone from above.
[16:10] (Flashback) Byakuya
    The science of gunpowder
    lives on in the hearts of many
[16:16] (Flashback) Byakuya
    and gives hope for the future.
[16:48] Senku
    Why are you here?
[16:50] Kohaku
    Just an early morning stroll.
[16:52] Kohaku
    Is it not the same for you?
[16:58] Senku
    Thousands of years ago,
    Byakuya and the other astronauts
[17:04] Senku
    set foot here for the first time
    in an utterly deserted new world.
[17:13] Senku
    Though they've long since turned to dirt,
    aside from a few fragments of rock.
[17:22] Kohaku
    That's not true!
[17:30] Kohaku
    You, I, and everyone else will
    someday die and return to dust.
[17:35] Kohaku
    But their will is passed down, refined,
    and carried on into the future.
[17:45] Kohaku
    Isn't that what humanity calls "science"?
[17:48] Kohaku
    That's what you taught me, Senku.
[17:53] Senku
    Yeah, that's right.
[17:55] Senku
    We're going way farther than
    those goofy astronauts.
[17:59] Senku
    We're going to the Moon.
[18:03] Kohaku
    It's not true that Byakuya and
    his team left nothing behind.
[18:08] Kohaku
    In fact, they connected everything for us.
[18:17] Kohaku
    This island turned out to be
    a literal treasure island!
[18:26] Ginro
    Bye-bye!
[18:30] Senku
    We've got the power of radio on our side.
[18:33] Senku
    This isn't goodbye forever.
[18:35] Senku
    Spare us your tears.
[18:38] Senku
    No matter how ridiculously
    far apart we are,
[18:41] Senku
    we're connected bye a wave of science.
[18:46] Senku
    This island is the Kingdom
    of Science's powerful ally.
[18:55] Soyuz
    Senku... Until we meet again.
[19:00] Senku
    So...
[19:02] Senku
    Now that we've acquired
    platinum from Treasure Island,
[19:04] Senku
    we'll be pumping out a
    crap-ton of revival fluid.
[19:07] Senku
    We're going all over the world
    to gather people and resources.
[19:10] Ryusui
    I want it!
[19:11] Ryusui
    And the Kingdom of Science will make it!
[19:13] Ryusui
    A luxury Moon tour passenger ship!
[19:15] Ryusui
    A beautiful ship of the stars!
[19:19] Kaseki
    I've made some ships in my time,
[19:22] Kaseki
    but I can't even imagine what
    this one will look like!
[19:25] Kaseki
    Is it big? Is it small?
[19:27] Chrome
    Is it like a balloon?
[19:29] Ukyo
    That's about the right size, at least.
[19:32] Ukyo
    The Soyuz spaceship Byakuya-san
    was on was a three-seater.
[19:35] Kohaku
    So we aren't taking more
    than a few people, huh?
[19:38] Kohaku
    Who will be going?
[19:40] Senku
    We'll need a pilot.
[19:42] Ryusui
    That's me!
[19:43] Senku
    And without a science user on
    board, there's no point in going.
[19:45] Senku
    It'll have to be whoever is the
    most apt when the rocket's done.
[19:49] Suika
    It's Senku.
[19:51] Yo
    Yeah, it's definitely Senku.
[19:52] Nikki
    Senku for sure.
[19:54] Gen
    That's so like you not to
    be certain of that, even.
[19:58] Ukyo
    And I guess we'll need a fighting force.
[20:01] Ukyo
    We'll want people we can mobilize.
[20:03] Ukyo
    I'd rather not think about
    combat on the Moon...
[20:06] Ukyo
    But we don't even know what Why-Man is.
[20:10] Magma
    So we'll need the strongest we have!
[20:13] Magma
    That makes things simple.
[20:15] Magma
    How do we choose?
[20:16] Magma
    Another official duel?
[20:18] Senku
    We aren't going to need another
    tournament just for that.
[20:23] Senku
    We already have our strongest.
[20:41] Mirai
    They're back!
[20:46] Minami
    Welcome back!
[20:50] Ginro
    Ruri-chan!
[20:51] Ginro
    Look at us!
[20:53] Ginro
    I and the adventure team brought
    back some awesome treasures!
SIGN    Carried Away
    Level 3
[20:59] Magma
    And why are you getting all carried
    away, acting like the chief?
[21:04] Gen
    I guess because he's gotten the super
    powerful Matsukaze-chan on his side...
[21:09] Gen
    By dumb luck.
[21:15] Minami
    Huh?
[21:17] Minami
    They've all lost their cracks!
[21:21] Minami
    Right?
[21:22] Ruri
    Could that mean...
[21:24] Chrome
    That's right!
[21:27] Chrome
    It's the petrification device and an
    infinite supply of rejuvenation fluid!
[21:30] Chrome
    Petrify someone and revive them,
    and you heal any injury, no matter how bad!
[21:33] Chrome
    It's the Dr. Stone set!
[21:38] Ruri
    Science truly is mighty.
[21:43] Ruri
    It's the terrible calamity that
    turned everyone to stone...
[21:48] Ruri
    And now, we're making even that work for us.
[21:54] Mirai
    Does that mean...
[21:57] Mirai
    Finally... He'll finally...
[22:02] Senku
    Yeah.
[22:03] Senku
    Let's get him out of cold sleep.
[22:07] Senku
    The strongest high school primate...
[22:11] Senku
    Shishio Tsukasa!
SIGN    Next Episode
SIGN    This is a work of fiction, but the plants, animals, and production methods described are based on reality. Foraging and making things on your own accord is extremely dangerous and, in some cases, illegal. Please do not imitate without expertise.

E22 - Beyond the New World

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[00:02] (Flashback) Chrome
    It's the petrification device and an
    infinite supply of rejuvenation fluid!
[00:05] (Flashback) Chrome
    Petrify someone and revive them,
    and you heal any injury, no matter how bad!
[00:09] (Flashback) Chrome
    It's the Dr. Stone set!
[00:13] (Flashback) Mirai
    Does that mean...
[00:16] (Flashback) Mirai
    Finally... He'll finally...
[00:20] (Flashback) Senku
    Yeah.
[00:22] (Flashback) Senku
    Let's get him out of cold sleep.
[00:26] (Flashback) Senku
    The strongest high school primate...
[00:29] (Flashback) Senku
    Shishio Tsukasa!
[02:11] Mirai
    Finally...
[02:13] Mirai
    Finally, Nii-san...
[02:15] Senku
    Although it's still a gamble.
[02:17] Senku
    We only get one shot,
    and there's no other way.
[02:20] Gen
    We say "cold sleep,"
    but really, we just froze him...
[02:26] Ryusui
    That's not the real problem, though, is it?
[02:28] Ryusui
    You can always trust a sailor's gut.
[02:31] Ryusui
    When Ibara jabbed you...
[02:36] Ryusui
    Senku, given how pragmatic as you are,
[02:39] Ryusui
    you would have healed yourself
    immediately with the Dr. Stone set.
[02:42] Ryusui
    Am I right?
[02:44] Ryusui
    Yet the crack in your
    forehead is still there.
[02:46] Ryusui
    In other words, you didn't use it.
[02:48] Ryusui
    You saved it for Tsukasa.
[02:51] Ryusui
    Why?
[02:52] Ryusui
    The only reason I can think of...
[02:54] Senku
    Yup.
[02:55] Senku
    The petrification device is out of battery.
[02:59] Taiju
    That thing runs on batteries?!
[03:02] Senku
    Dunno.
[03:03] Senku
    And we don't exactly have the luxury of
    smashing it open to have a look-see inside.
[03:08] Senku
    But it's using some kind of energy.
[03:10] Senku
    The one thing that could never happen
    is for it to make energy out of nothing.
[03:15] Senku
    Kirisame...
[03:16] Senku
    Is the petrification beam's
    area specified in radii?
[03:21] Kirisame
    Yes, why?
[03:22] Senku
    When I stoned Ibara, I specified five meters.
[03:27] Senku
    But the petrification beam barely
    made maybe a meter and a half.
[03:32] Kirisame
    That's impossible!
[03:34] Kirisame
    It's never deviated in size.
[03:38] (Flashback) Master
    Listen well, kids.
[03:40] (Flashback) Master
    You must never use the petrification
    beam over a wide area.
[03:47] Kirisame
    It's out of energy?
[04:05] (Flashback) Senku
    Get away from there!
[04:07] (Flashback) Senku
    Mirai! Tsukasa!
[04:12] (Flashback) Senku
    The only way to save you
    will be to petrify you.
[04:16] (Flashback) Gen
    Petrify him to save him?!
[04:19] (Flashback) Senku
    We're going to exploit the
    regenerative effects of
[04:23] (Flashback) Senku
    coming out of petrification to heal him.
[04:37] Mirai
    Just work for a moment, please...
[04:39] Mirai
    We just need it to shine one last time.
[04:52] Taiju
    Mirai, hold your brother's
    hand with all you've got.
[04:57] Kaseki
    I see!
[04:58] Kaseki
    If you hold him really close to the device,
[05:00] Kaseki
    it might give him just a
    little more of the light.
[05:03] Senku
    That's seriously not going
    to make a difference.
[05:07] Minami
    You're gonna crush Mirai-chan's hand!
[05:10] Mirai
    I don't care if my hand gets crushed.
[05:13] Mirai
    If that gives Nii-san a better
    chance of coming back...
[05:17] Senku
    Guess it's better to do it than not.
[05:21] Senku
    And if I get caught in the beam,
    it'll heal my wounds and cracks, too. Perfect.
[05:27] Gen
    You know how phones and shavers
    will work for a brief second
[05:32] Gen
    after the battery's dead if you
    turn them off and back on?
[05:44] All
    One meter, one second.
[05:56] Senku
    Revival fluid!
[06:24] Mirai
    Nii-san!
[06:29] Nikki
    Look at that. What a moving reunion.
[06:33] Nikki
    Aren't you going? You're the Tsukasa fan.
[06:35] Minami
    I want to, of course, but family comes first.
[06:38] Minami
    I have to know my place.
[06:43] Nikki
    I never knew you were so strong, Ruri.
[06:45] Chrome
    Yeah.
[06:46] Chrome
    We've gotten used to her being sickly,
    but she's Gorilla Kohaku's big sis, remember.
[06:52] Minami
    Welcome back, Tsuka-san!
[07:11] Tsukasa
    What's the situation?
[07:12] Matsukaze
    He only just woke up.
[07:14] Nikki
    That's how Tsukasa always is.
[07:17] Ukyo
    I don't think he ever loses his cool.
[07:21] Senku
    We're attacking the Moon!
[07:26] Ukyo
    H-He definitely lost his cool a bit.
[07:29] Gen
    I mean, can you blame him?
[07:31] Gen
    Especially if you tell a moderner
    that we're going to the Moon.
[07:36] Tsukasa
    We can only take a few people to the Moon.
[07:38] Tsukasa
    You'll need a strong fighter.
[07:41] Tsukasa
    I assume that's the reason you revived me.
[07:45] Senku
    That's right. Ten billion percent.
[07:48] Senku
    You seem to get it.
[07:50] Senku
    I wouldn't want to see any more
    of your damn face otherwise.
[07:57] Ginro
    Senku! I just figured it out!
[07:59] Ginro
    You hurried back for Tsukasa's sake
[08:02] Ginro
    because you were worried he was
    going to spoil in the freezer, right?
[08:06] Ginro
    I know you both hate all
    that mushy stuff, though!
SIGN    Carried Away Level: Max
[08:10] Kohaku
    H-He's absolutely tactless.
SIGN    Carried Away Level: Max
[08:13] Kinro
    Ginro, you...
[08:15] Ginro
    Well, if he just wanted someone super
    strong, he could've taken my top student—
[08:19] Ginro
    I mean, guard, Matsukaze-kun.
[08:23] Matsukaze
    So that man is Tsukasa...
[08:25] Matsukaze
    I can tell with one look.
[08:26] Matsukaze
    He's a warrior of impressive presence,
    his body trained to the absolute limit.
[08:32] Matsukaze
    My name is Matsukaze.
[08:33] Matsukaze
    Tsukasa-dono, if it would be all right,
[08:36] Matsukaze
    I would like to challenge
    you once you are well.
[08:40] Tsukasa
    I wouldn't mind.
[08:41] Tsukasa
    Immediately, if you'd like.
[08:43] Tsukasa
    Why don't we go outside?
[08:53] Matsukaze
    I am defeated.
SIGN    Carried Away Level: 0
[08:59] Tsukasa
    He's strong.
[09:01] Tsukasa
    If he were to learn modern martial arts...
[09:04] Yo
    Dude, Tsukasa's completely back
    to normal. This can't be good.
[09:09] Yo
    If he ever starts saying any nasty shit
    about killing Senku or anything...
[09:12] Yo
    Officer Yo-kun here's gonna
    stop him with his gun!
[09:15] Nikki
    Your hand's shaking, though.
[09:19] Tsukasa
    Matsukaze...
SIGN    Restaurant
    Francois
[09:21] Tsukasa
    He's just as capable a man himself.
[09:26] Tsukasa
    I can't shamelessly join the Kingdom
    of Science now to serve as a warrior.
[09:32] Tsukasa
    The fact remains that I've destroyed
    statues for the sake of a different ide—
[09:36] Senku
    Yeah, yeah, I don't care.
[09:39] Ukyo
    You really aren't interested
    in that kind of stuff, are you?
[09:42] Taiju
    And Yuzuriha ended up
    repairing all of them, anyway.
[09:45] Senku
    We can deal with that boring
    crap until we both go bald later.
[09:50] Senku
    If we don't act now,
    they're going to wipe out humanity.
[09:53] Suika
    Since the device is out of battery,
    Senku's crack will never go away now.
[10:01] Senku
    Yeah, I don't give a rat's ass.
[10:05] Ryusui
    If we defeat Why-Man and learn the
    secrets of the petrification beam,
[10:08] Ryusui
    he can use Dr. Stone to
    heal himself all he wants.
[10:10] Gen
    Why should Senku-chan get all the fun?
[10:15] Gen
    Me, too.
[10:16] Gen
    War paint.
[10:17] Senku
    Huh? Why are you drawing that on?
[10:21] Gen
    Perfect symbolism, don't you think?
[10:25] Gen
    Our war paint stays on until the very moment
    we defeat the source of the petrification.
[10:34] Taiju
    Me, too!
[10:36] Taiju
    Here I go!
[10:37] Senku
    That looks nothing like how it used to.
[10:46] Gen
    What about you, Tsukasa-chan?
[10:48] Gen
    Or do you not like having
    scribbles on your pristine skin?
[10:53] Big Man
    How could he refuse?
[10:53] Gen
    Well? What do you think?
    Wouldn't a heart look nice? Well? Well?
[10:55] Ukyo
    It would be awkward.
[10:57] Senku
    Amazing.
[11:01] Tsukasa
    Thank you, Gen and everyone.
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SIGN    Shishio Tsukasa
    joined the party!!
[11:15] Tsukasa
    Finally! Tsukasa is a member
    of the Kingdom of Science!
[11:22] Yo
    Now we can take on Why-Man easy, right?
[11:26] Senku
    All right, it's time to go attack the Moon!
[11:31] Senku
    To fight Why-Man, we're going to have to
    collect a ridiculous amount of resources
[11:37] Senku
    that are ten billion percent
    impossible to find in Japan.
[11:41] Gen
    A world exploration party, huh?
[11:43] Gen
    If only we had a professional explorer...
[11:46] Chrome
    Do you know who I am?!
[11:49] Chrome
    I'm the king of materials! I got this!
[11:51] Chrome
    I'll go find all the rare materials we need!
[11:55] Kohaku
    You really are a simpleton, aren't you?
[11:58] Suika
    I'm gonna help, too!
[12:01] Senku
    All right, then.
[12:03] Senku
    Let's get ready to set out!
[12:05] Crowd
    Yeah!
[12:06] Crowd
    Let's do this!
[12:09] Tsukasa
    Gen.
[12:10] Tsukasa
    When you betrayed me...
[12:13] Tsukasa
    I thought my biggest mistake
    was reviving you.
[12:21] Tsukasa
    But I'm really glad you're here.
[12:31] Gen
    Well, you know, I can't really
    do anything on my own.
[12:35] Gen
    I'm just a bat bastard who tries
    to get people to do things for me.
[12:40] Francois
    There's very little that
    anyone can do on their own.
[12:45] Gen
    Am I supposed to be convinced of that
    by you? You can do anything yourself.
[12:48] Francois
    Is it not important to be able to
    bring people's abilities together?
[12:56] Chrome
    Damn, it smells so good!
[12:59] Suika
    Look at all that long-lasting stollen bread!
[13:03] Ryusui
    Our next voyage is going to
    take us all over the world.
[13:06] Ryusui
    It's a whole different scale.
    It'll take at least a few months!
[13:09] Senku
    We'll need plenty of supplies, too.
[13:11] Senku
    Let's get them all packed in!
[13:13] Senku
    We gotta head out ASAP!
[13:16] Magma
    What are you talking about?
[13:18] Ginro
    Why are we in such a hurry?
[13:20] Ginro
    We finally just got back!
[13:22] Minami
    Because it's going to be cold
    once it's winter? Is that it?
[13:27] Yuzuriha
    He says he wants a model of this
    spaceship road map immediately...
[13:32] Kaseki
    Road map?
[13:33] Kaseki
    It looks a bit different from the usual...
[13:36] (Flashback) Senku
    Yeah, I just need you to bang out
    something quick and dirty in 3D.
[13:41] Yuzuriha
    Quick and dirty, huh?
[13:44] Yuzuriha
    You know, I don't think Senku-kun understands
[13:46] Yuzuriha
    what it means to be someone who
    makes stuff. Right, Kaseki-sensei?
[13:51] Kaseki
    I get it. I totally get it.
[13:53] Kaseki
    I hate when people say that.
[13:56] Kaseki
    We're gonna have to show him!
[14:06] Kaseki
    We've finished the spaceship road map!
[14:12] Senku
    Fast as always, maker duo.
[14:16] Magma
    What is this?
[14:17] Kinro
    The road map is in here?
[14:24] All
    Whoa...
[14:26] All
    Damn...
[14:27] All
    Awesome...
[14:28] Chrome
    This is... the spaceship...
[14:32] Suika
    ...road map?
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SIGN    Globe
    acquired!!
SIGN    Globe acquired!!
[14:42] Senku
    You guys took it way too far.
[14:46] Yuzuriha
    I'm starting to get hooked
    on building models!
[14:48] Gen
    Between that and handicrafts and puzzles,
[14:51] Gen
    you really do have patience for
    working with your hands, huh?
[14:54] Ryusui
    No, this is important.
[14:56] Ryusui
    Visualizing the goal can bring
    all our efforts together.
[15:00] Chrome
    Oh, man...
[15:02] Chrome
    What's this? A city?
[15:03] Ryusui
    I'm interested in the superalloys!
[15:05] Ryusui
    I want it!
[15:06] Gen
    You have crazy hungry eyes.
[15:09] Senku
    We're going to be digging up
    materials from all over the world.
[15:12] Senku
    There's no way a few dozen of us
    on the Perseus are going to cut it.
[15:17] Senku
    We're going to wake up statues everywhere
    and build new cities all over the world!
[15:43] Gen
    Th-That's a bit ambitious, isn't it?
[15:46] Kohaku
    But thanks to Treasure Island,
[15:48] Kohaku
    we can make all the revival
    fluid we could ever need.
[15:50] Kohaku
    This is no longer a hypothetical!
[15:52] Taiju
    We're finally going to save
    all seven billion humans, huh?
[15:56] Senku
    Yeah, that's right.
[15:58] Senku
    We're all building it together.
[16:00] Senku
    We'll have each city around the
    world dig and collect and build...
[16:13] Senku
    And we'll jet off of this planet!
[16:33] Ukyo
    The one thing I'm worried about...
[16:35] Ukyo
    is that once we start reviving
    people everywhere we go,
[16:39] Ukyo
    we might hit the organizational
    limit that Gen was concerned about.
[16:42] Gen
    Dunbar's number.
[16:44] Gen
    One hundred fifty people.
[16:46] Ukyo
    We'll be blowing way past that.
[16:48] Yo
    He's right.
[16:50] Yo
    There's going to be a lot of big-time
    baddies among those people.
[16:55] Ryusui
    Though once social order is
    established in the new towns,
[16:58] Ryusui
    everyone will accept it
    and bring about stability.
[17:01] Ukyo
    Bootstrapping will be the risky part.
[17:03] Tsukasa
    Mm. But I suspect we'll never
    run into a situation
[17:06] Tsukasa
    where we need to deal
    with a rogue individual.
[17:10] Tsukasa
    It'll be fine.
[17:11] Man
    But...
[17:14] Tsukasa
    It'll be fine.
[17:18] Man
    Oh, you're right!
[17:19] Man
    It's totally fine!
[17:20] Minami
    Tsuka-san's famous overseas, too.
[17:23] Minami
    And anyone who doesn't know
    him will end up finding out.
[17:26] Yo
    Tsukasa's way too powerful.
[17:29] Senku
    Looks like we'll be circumnavigating
    the planet eastward.
[17:34] Ryusui
    Good!
[17:35] Ryusui
    A cross-Pacific voyage right from the start!
[17:38] Ginro
    It's all water?!
[17:39] Kinro
    That's pretty far.
[17:41] Ryusui
    We're just like Columbus
    discovering the New World.
[17:45] Ryusui
    The first one to discover land
    will be awarded 100,000 drago!
[17:52] Tsukasa
    Reward money?
[17:53] Tsukasa
    Drago?
[17:57] Minami
    No, he means, er... Dora...emon!
[17:59] Minami
    W-Wouldn't it be nice if we could build him?
[18:04] Minami
    Ryusui, honey!
[18:06] Minami
    Don't try to get close to Tsuka-san!
[18:08] Minami
    It's dangerous! You two
    would never get along!
[18:11] Gen
    Ryusui's absolutely an established
    power of the new world.
[18:15] Minami
    Tsuka-san loathes that kind of stuff.
[18:18] Minami
    Honestly, I don't...
[18:26] Minami
    You weren't as bad as the rumors said, though.
[18:33] Ryusui
    It's futile.
[18:34] Ryusui
    No matter how much you
    may hate me, I love you.
[18:40] Ryusui
    I love all women!
[18:43] Ryusui
    That includes you.
[18:44] Ryusui
    And men!
[18:45] Ryusui
    I want everyone!
[18:47] Ryusui
    Naturally, that includes Tsukasa, too.
[18:51] Minami
    Y-You can't just control everyone with mon—
[18:53] Ryusui
    Money is just a useful tool
    that we humans invented.
[18:57] Ryusui
    Money doesn't exist to control people.
[19:00] Ryusui
    It exists to bring desires together.
[19:03] Ryusui
    It allows us to pool our strengths.
[19:06] Ryusui
    That is the very reason
    humanity is so powerful.
[19:10] Ryusui
    Am I right?
[19:14] Ryusui
    Humankind...
[19:16] Ryusui
    When all of humanity's strength is
    combined, the science that it creates...
[19:22] Ryusui
    can take us to the Moon.
[19:27] Senku
    So, anyway, we're waking up all of humanity.
[19:32] Senku
    We're gonna need a ton of alcohol.
[19:34] Senku
    A metric shit-ton of it.
[19:36] Yuzuriha
    That's right.
[19:37] Yuzuriha
    The revival fluid is mostly alcohol.
[19:41] Kohaku
    We're going to be waking up a
    mountain of people, aren't we?
[19:44] Kohaku
    No grape wine or potato
    wine is going to suffice.
[19:49] Senku
    That's why...
[19:52] Senku
    The first city we make is going to be...
[19:59] Senku
    the city of corn.
[20:05] Senku
    And it's going to be in the Americas.
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SIGN    Americas
[20:09] Suika
    Corn?
[20:10] Minami
    That's why you're in such a hurry.
[20:12] Minami
    It'll die if we don't get there before winter.
[20:15] Taiju
    Do we get to have grilled corn?!
[20:18] Senku
    It's called Yellow Dent.
[20:20] Senku
    The US prided itself on this absurdly
    productive, OP cultivar of corn.
[20:26] Senku
    Pump out alcohol with this stuff,
[20:28] Senku
    and reviving all seven billion
    humans won't seem that far off.
[20:32] Taiju
    And that grilled corn will
    feed all those people, too.
[20:36] Chrome
    That's two birds with one stone
    for growing our population!
[20:43] Gen
    Remember when Senku-chan, Chrome-chan, and I
[20:46] Gen
    used a record to fool everyone and told
    that lie that's sure to send us to Hell?
[20:52] Gen
    That lie about the US
    having been back already.
[20:56] Gen
    I guess we're making it true before
    we even get a chance to go to Hell.
[21:01] Gen
    With our own hands.
[21:04] Senku
    Yup.
[21:13] Senku
    Let's go!
[21:14] Senku
    Time for our global city-building tour!
[21:33] Chrome
    Shit, this is getting me pumped!
[21:37] Chrome
    I'm gonna see the whole world for myself!
[21:43] Kohaku
    This is our first step on
    the road map to the Moon.
[21:48] Senku
    Yeah.
[21:50] Senku
    We're...
[21:54] Senku & Young Senku
    ...going to the Moon.
[22:02] Senku & Young Senku
    Immediately.
[22:10] Senku
    This is gonna be exhilarating!
SIGN    Final Season Confirmed
SIGN    This is a work of fiction, but the plants, animals, and production methods described are based on reality. Foraging and making things on your own accord is extremely dangerous and, in some cases, illegal. Please do not imitate without expertise.