# Season 2
# E1 - Stone Wars Beginning
Source: [Crunchyroll](https://www.crunchyroll.com/watch/GWDU89ZQZ/stone-wars-beginning)
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**[00:02] Gen**
A long, long time ago...
**[00:06] Gen**
Out of nowhere, a strange light
rained down upon the world.
**[00:10] Gen**
The *entire* world.
**[00:27] Gen**
And that light turned everyone into stone.
**[00:33] Gen**
After that, the world slowly collapsed.
**[00:37] Gen**
The buildings and everything else,
all of civilization, vanished.
**[00:42] Gen**
After humanity had spent
millions of years building it.
**[00:45] Gen**
What a shame!
**[00:49] Gen**
But there was one man who hadn't given up.
**[00:56] Gen**
Even after he was petrified,
he held on to his consciousness.
**[00:59] Gen**
In fact, he kept counting the seconds.
**[01:03] Gen**
The date and time are too
precious to forget, he figured.
**[01:07] Gen**
He's absolutely nuts.
**[01:11] Gen**
And that man... was Senku-chan!
**[01:18] Gen**
One summer day, thousands of years
after humanity was petrified,
**[01:23] Gen**
Senku-chan awoke, all alone.
**[01:27] Gen**
He found himself in an empty, primitive Earth.
**[01:31] Gen**
I probably would've died
helplessly on the spot.
**[01:35] Gen**
But Senku-chan is an awesome science whiz.
**[01:39] Gen**
He made his own food, clothes, and shelter...
**[01:47] Gen**
and eventually, he also made the revival fluid!
**[01:52] Child A**
Senku's awesome!
**[01:54] Child B**
I want to be like Senku, too!
**[01:56] Gen**
The kids certainly love him.
**[02:00] Gen**
Well, then, let's hear a word
from our amazing leader.
**[02:06] Gen**
Senku-chan!
**[02:09] Senku**
Sure, whatever. That was absolutely riveting.
**[02:13] Senku**
Your super stone world
foundation story was epic.
**[02:18] Senku**
I'm bawling over here.
**[02:21] Senku**
Also, Gen, quit babbling
and put your hands to work.
**[02:26] Gen**
You got me. I was procrastinating.
**[02:34] Gen**
So, he used the revival fluid
to bring back this tough,
**[02:37] Gen**
mighty guy named Tsukasa-chan.
**[02:45] (Flashback) Tsukasa**
This is a stone world.
**[02:48] (Flashback) Tsukasa**
An untainted paradise.
**[02:51] (Flashback) Tsukasa**
We'll revive only the pure-hearted youth
**[02:54] (Flashback) Tsukasa**
and live in a natural world owned by no one.
**[02:59] (Flashback) Tsukasa**
It's a chance to purify humanity.
**[03:03] (Flashback) Tsukasa**
Don't you agree, Senku?
**[03:09] (Flashback) Senku**
Not at all.
**[03:10] (Flashback) Senku**
Not even a millimeter.
**[03:14] (Flashback) Senku**
I'm going to use the power of science
to rescue every single person.
**[03:22] Gen**
They ended up in a massive disagreement.
**[03:26] Gen**
So while Tsukasa-chan is all like,
**[03:28] Gen**
"Let's build a new world!"
and reviving people to join him,
**[03:31] Gen**
Senku-chan built a kingdom of science
on top of this village in order to fight him.
**[03:37] Child B**
We're the Kingdom of Science!
**[03:39] Child A**
Down with Tsukasa!
**[03:41] Gen**
Although, Senku-chan...
**[03:43] Gen**
We worked so hard on
the cell phone so we could
**[03:45] Gen**
execute a preemptive
strike on Tsukasa-chan.
**[03:48] Gen**
Shouldn't we get moving? It's going to be
spring soon, and they'll come knocking.
**[03:53] Gen**
What are we making next?
**[03:56] Senku**
Yeah...
**[03:57] Senku**
That's why we're going to finish up
this super science project item.
**[04:02] Gen**
A super item?
**[04:04] Senku**
We're going to defeat the
Tsukasa Empire with agility and speed.
**[04:09] Senku**
We're making humanity's greatest
survival science product: space food!
**[04:16] Suzu**
Sp...
**[04:17] Shovel**
...ace?
**[04:18] Suika**
Food?
**[04:21] Gen**
*Here we go again!*
**[04:23] Gen**
* Another craft that couldn't*
* possibly belong in a stone world!*
**[04:32] Suika**
What's "space"?
**[04:35] Chrome**
It's that place way, way above the sky.
**[04:39] Kaseki**
This is starting to sound exciting again.
**[04:42] Kaseki**
I can't wait!
**[04:44] Kohaku**
It's just food, though, isn't it?
**[04:46] Senku**
Yeah.
**[04:47] Senku**
We're upgrading our favorite foxtail
millet ramen to be fit for battle.
**[04:54] Ginro**
Me! Me! I'll help!
**[04:57] Ginro**
I want ramen so bad!
**[04:59] Ginro**
Seriously! *So* bad!
**[05:01] Kinro**
Ginro, what are you trying to say?
**[05:04] Kokuyo**
But why do we need this
space... ramen for battle?
**[05:09] Kokuyo**
Ah! We're launching steaming hot
ramen at the enemy, correct?
**[05:14] Ruri**
I don't think that's it, Father.
**[05:18] Senku**
There isn't any gravity in space,
**[05:21] Senku**
let alone the room or time
to sit down for a meal.
**[05:24] Senku**
This stuff is quick to prepare and nutritious.
**[05:29] Senku**
It's also small and light.
**[05:31] Senku**
That's the super well-thought-out,
precious food that is space food.
**[05:36] Gen**
I see.
**[05:37] Gen**
Tsukasa-chan doesn't want
to attack in the winter
**[05:41] Gen**
partly because he wants more men, but...
**[05:44] Senku**
It's a simple problem.
**[05:46] Senku**
In this stone world, a mega-cold
winter battlefield is hell.
**[05:51] Senku**
But we can overcome that
problem with science.
**[05:55] Senku**
A warm, proper meal that
we can prepare instantly
**[05:59] Senku**
would give us a ten billion
percent advantage.
**[06:02] Senku**
It's the ultimate weapon in a winter battle.
**[06:04] Suika**
Warm science food is going to keep us
powered up, in both body and spirit!
**[06:09] Chrome**
Space food sounds amazing!
**[06:12] Senku**
This is the final super item for
our attack on the Tsukasa Empire.
***SIGN*** Foxtail millet
***SIGN*** Egg
***SIGN*** Fish
***SIGN*** Meat
***SIGN*** Veggies
***SIGN*** Ramen
***SIGN*** Rope
***SIGN*** Trees
***SIGN*** Portable containers
***SIGN*** Iron
***SIGN*** Level 2 blowing
machines
***SIGN*** Gears
***SIGN*** Pumps
***SIGN*** Water wheel
***SIGN*** Vacuum devices
***SIGN*** Snow
***SIGN*** Space food
**[06:17] Senku**
Let's get started!
**[06:19] Kohaku**
Leave us to make the ramen.
**[06:23] Kohaku**
Now that everyone in the
village has come together,
**[06:25] Kohaku**
we can be more efficient than ever.
**[06:28] Chrome**
The maker team's gotta keep up, too.
**[06:31] Chrome**
We're going to build a machine to
upgrade that ramen into space ramen!
**[06:36] Kaseki**
But how does this work?
**[06:39] Senku**
We're going to vacuum the ramen.
**[06:42] Senku**
We'll take all the air out.
**[06:43] Senku**
It's the same as what we did before.
**[06:45] Kaseki**
Ah, when we built the cell phones.
**[06:48] Kaseki**
Those vacuum tubes were a real pain.
**[06:51] Kaseki**
Wait, vacuum the ramen?
**[06:54] Kaseki**
What does that mean?
***SIGN*** Ramen
**[07:09] Ginro**
Sneak...
**[07:12] Kohaku**
Okay, the ramen's done.
**[07:15] Suika**
Now we just need to warm it up in soup.
**[07:18] Senku**
That won't be necessary.
**[07:23] Senku**
We're freezing it solid.
**[07:27] Ginro**
Why are we freezing all this delicious ramen?!
**[07:31] Kohaku**
The rules are the rules.
**[07:33] Kohaku**
Stop talking and get to work, Ginro!
**[07:54] Kohaku**
This is space ramen?
**[07:56] Senku**
No, this is just frozen food.
**[07:59] Senku**
We're going to lighten this to Hell and back
so our troops can be even more mobile.
**[08:04] Gen**
Lighten ramen?
**[08:07] Gen**
You don't mean...
**[08:08] Senku**
That's right.
**[08:09] Senku**
We're making cup noodles.
**[08:13] Senku**
It's the birth of freeze-dried food.
**[08:17] Gen**
Freeze-dried, huh?
**[08:19] Gen**
I've heard of it, but what
exactly are we doing?
**[08:24] Senku**
We're literally freezing
it and then drying it.
**[08:27] Senku**
That's all it is.
**[08:30] Senku**
When you freeze food,
the moisture inside turns to ice.
***SIGN*** Solid
**[08:34] Gen**
Yeah, of course.
**[08:36] Gen**
I get that much.
**[08:37] Senku**
Put that in a vacuum, and the lack of air
in the environment turns the water...
**[08:44] Senku**
Poof! Into vapor.
**[08:47] Senku**
That dries out the food and
makes it super small and light.
**[08:54] Suika**
This is all too complicated for me.
**[08:56] Kohaku**
How exactly do we do the "poof!" part?
**[09:01] Senku**
That's what the maker team's for.
**[09:10] Kaseki**
It's done!
**[09:12] Chrome**
Check this out.
**[09:14] Chrome**
We used the water wheel that
we suffered so much to build...
**[09:18] Chrome**
to build a freeze drying machine!
**[09:22] Senku**
I'm impressed, Chrome, Kaseki!
**[09:26] Kohaku**
Everything here is made using things
we built together with Senku.
**[09:33] Senku**
Yeah.
**[09:34] Senku**
That's what humanity did, working away
diligently over the past two million years.
**[09:41] Senku**
That's science.
**[09:48] Senku**
We have freeze-dried ramen!
***SIGN*** m 0 0 l 0 -30 l 118 -30 l 118 30 l -118 30 l -118 -30 l 0 -30
***SIGN*** Space food acquired!!
**[09:54] Chrome**
Yes!
**[09:56] Chrome**
Wait, what is this?
**[09:58] Kinro**
It does look small and light, but...
**[10:00] Ginro**
Uh, it looks gross.
**[10:03] Ginro**
It's all spongy and rough.
**[10:06] Senku**
Just watch.
**[10:13] Kohaku**
Is this really edible, though?
**[10:16] Chrome**
Yo, I'll be the guinea pig!
**[10:18] Chrome**
A science user never hesitates
to jump on anything new!
**[10:23] Suika**
You've said that before, too.
**[10:25] Kohaku**
I'm pretty sure you just want
to be the first to eat it.
**[10:34] Chrome**
Yum!
**[10:38] Chrome**
Is it just me, or is it even better than
before, now that it's nice and hot?!
**[10:46] Chrome**
Here you go.
**[11:27] Magma**
Now we can fight and eat at the same time!
**[11:32] Gen**
I don't know if that really gives
us an advantage, Magma-chan.
**[11:39] Ruri**
I don't want anyone to get hurt.
**[11:43] Ruri**
We can't avoid fighting anymore, can we?
**[11:46] Senku**
We aren't going to go kill anyone.
**[11:50] Senku**
The victory condition for the Kingdom
of Science is remarkably simple.
**[11:55] Senku**
We just want to capture the miracle cave
where we can gather the revival fluid.
**[12:00] Senku**
If we can keep in touch with my friends
on the other side using our cell phones,
**[12:03] Senku**
we could even accomplish a bloodless siege.
**[12:08] Kaseki**
Are these friends of yours truly safe?
**[12:12] Kinro**
They've been infiltrating the enemy
army this whole time, haven't they?
**[12:15] Kinro**
Are they not in danger?
**[12:17] Senku**
Not one millimeter of concern there.
**[12:20] Senku**
Taiju and Yuzuriha aren't
going to croak that easily.
**[12:28] Ginro**
I wonder what they're like.
**[12:29] Ginro**
Considering they're Senku's friends,
they must be really, really smart.
**[12:35] Senku**
Who the hell are these people?!
**[12:37] Senku**
They look nothing like that!
**[12:39] Senku**
Taiju's a simpleton who's
in charge of brawny stuff!
**[12:42] Ginro**
Huh?! Not what I expected...
**[12:58] Gen**
It's become the official background music.
**[13:01] Gen**
Amazing, huh?
**[13:03] Gen**
Lillian-chan, the world's diva.
**[13:06] Gen**
Everyone's in love, even in this age.
**[13:08] Ruri**
Her voice is still so beautiful,
even after hearing it so many times.
**[13:12] Suika**
Everyone in the Tsukasa army
should hear this record, too.
**[13:16] Kohaku**
It's so pretty, I'm destroyed!
**[13:19] Kohaku**
Maybe it'll convince them to
stop attacking or something.
**[13:23] Gen**
Lillian-chan's songs are way
too familiar to modern people.
**[13:28] Gen**
They aren't going to be destroyed by it.
**[13:32] Gen**
Besides, with this audio quality...
**[13:36] Gen**
*This audio quality...*
**[13:56] Senku**
Just come up already.
**[13:58] Senku**
What do you want?
**[14:05] Gen**
Heya.
**[14:08] Gen**
I didn't want the pure-hearted to hear.
**[14:12] Gen**
Like Kinro-chan and Kokuyo-chan.
**[14:16] Senku**
It already sounds like
you've got a skeevy plan.
**[14:18] Gen**
Good guess.
**[14:23] Gen**
All we need is the record
and a pair of phones.
**[14:27] Gen**
If it works out, we can actually
save seven billion people
**[14:29] Gen**
in a bloodless siege on the Tsukasa Empire.
**[14:33] Gen**
But if God happens to be watching,
**[14:37] Gen**
Ishigami Senku and Asagiri Gen
are going to Hell together.
**[14:45] Senku**
Not to worry.
**[14:48] Senku**
God's been absent in the world
of science for ten billion years.
**[14:53] Senku**
Let's hear it, mentalist.
**[15:03] Gen**
I didn't want the pure-hearted to hear.
**[15:07] Gen**
Like Kinro-chan and Kokuyo-chan.
**[15:11] Senku**
It already sounds like
you've got a skeevy plan.
**[15:11] Chrome**
Senku and Gen? Holding a secret meeting?
**[15:13] Gen**
Good guess.
**[15:15] Gen**
Quiz time!
**[15:16] Gen**
The secret to Tsukasa-chan's empire.
**[15:19] Gen**
What's the unifying force
that brings them together?
**[15:24] Gen**
A: Food.
**[15:26] Gen**
B: Hot chicks.
**[15:27] Gen**
C: Tsukasa-chan himself.
**[15:31] Senku**
C, obviously.
**[15:33] Gen**
Ding, ding, ding! Ten billion points!
**[15:35] Gen**
Tsukasa-chan's always been a popular figure,
**[15:40] Gen**
with his "strongest high
school primate" title.
**[15:44] Gen**
Which means that, in order
to break them apart,
**[15:48] Lilli & Gen**
we just need someone who's as famous
and popular as Tsukasa-chan.
**[15:55] Lillian**
Hi! I'm Lillian Weinberg.
**[15:59] Chrome**
*A woman's voice!*
**[16:00] Chrome**
*From that record!*
**[16:04] Gen**
I can kind of fake a woman's voice, too.
**[16:07] Gen**
Although it's pretty tough.
**[16:08] Senku**
No, that was close.
**[16:10] Senku**
That was really close.
**[16:12] Senku**
But it's going to be totally
obvious that it's a guy's voice.
**[16:17] Gen**
I know, right?
**[16:20] Gen**
But what if the voice came over
our low-quality, noisy phones?
**[16:27] Senku**
And you're using the voice from
the record as authentication.
**[16:30] Gen**
Ding, ding, ding! A hundred billion points!
**[16:33] Chrome**
*What are they talking about?*
**[16:35] Gen**
Lillian's live singing, heard over the phone...
**[16:39] Gen**
A powerful voice only she could pull off.
**[16:43] Senku**
Well, it *is* her, after all.
**[16:45] Gen**
You'd have to believe that Lillian's
alive and on the other end of the phone.
**[16:53] Lillian**
This is Lillian Weinberg
calling from America.
**[16:56] Lillian**
*People of Japan, please hear me out.*
**[16:58] Lillian**
*The world hasn't collapsed.*
**[17:01] Lillian**
*The United States has already recovered.*
**[17:04] Lillian**
*Help is on the way to Japan, as well.*
**[17:08] Senku**
So you're going to make a zombie
Lillian to tell a big, fat lie,
**[17:12] Senku**
and deceive everyone with false hope.
**[17:17] Senku**
We're *definitely* going to Hell.
**[17:22] Senku**
Okay, got it. We'll figure out the details later.
**[17:25] Senku**
Let's go with that.
**[17:26] Gen**
That was quick!
**[17:29] Chrome**
What do you mean, "okay, got it"?!
I didn't get any of that!
**[17:37] Senku**
Tell him from the top, mentalist.
**[17:43] Gen**
First, we deliver the cell phone
to Taiju-chan and Yuzuriha-chan.
**[17:47] Gen**
We very quietly let Tsukasa's army hear it,
and play Lillian-chan's songs.
**[17:52] Gen**
Thus we trick them.
**[17:54] Lillian**
This call is coming from America.
**[17:56] Lillian**
The world hasn't collapsed!
**[18:00] Senku**
They all think the old
world's been destroyed.
**[18:03] Senku**
That's the only reason they're
following their great leader Tsukasa.
**[18:07] Gen**
Well, it *is* destroyed.
**[18:09] Senku**
If they think there's help on the
way, that changes everything.
**[18:15] Senku**
After we make most of
Tsukasa's army turn on him,
**[18:19] Senku**
we coordinate using our cell phones
**[18:21] Senku**
and conquer them in one swift move.
Not a single drop of blood will be spilled.
**[18:27] Chrome**
Wait, they'll figure out you lied later!
**[18:29] Gen**
Who cares?
**[18:31] Gen**
None of that matters once we capture
Tsukasa-chan and Hyoga-chan.
**[18:35] Senku**
Of course you'd come up with a ten billion
percent underhanded plan like that.
**[18:39] Senku**
It's exhilarating!
**[18:42] Gen**
Everyone in the Tsukasa Empire is
going to hate us to death later.
**[18:49] Gen**
That's all.
**[18:51] Senku**
Don't tell the villagers what we're doing.
**[18:54] Senku**
We don't need any villains from
the old world besides the two of us.
**[19:02] Chrome**
What the hell are you talking about?
**[19:04] Chrome**
I'm an accomplice now that you've told me.
**[19:07] Senku**
You were the one who barged
into the discussion.
**[19:10] Gen**
Literally.
**[19:13] Chrome**
I'm the one carrying out the plan, anyway.
**[19:16] Chrome**
You're going to need a technician to deploy
that giant-ass cell phone, aren't you?
**[19:20] Chrome**
They already recognize you,
Senku. This is my job.
**[19:33] Gen**
Let's go to Hell together, the three of us.
**[19:36] Gen**
But in exchange, let's save the world—
all seven billion people.
**[20:06] Senku**
All right, we're all set.
**[20:11] Senku**
We have three task forces:
**[20:13] Senku**
Chrome on engineering,
**[20:14] Senku**
Magma on transporting the cell phone,
**[20:17] Senku**
and Gen on navigation.
**[20:20] Kohaku**
There's just one big problem...
**[20:22] Kohaku**
The Tsukasa army scout, Homura.
**[20:26] Kohaku**
Judging from the lack of snow
on the branches on that hill,
**[20:28] Kohaku**
I'm pretty sure she's watching from there.
***SIGN*** 11.0 vision
**[20:32] Ginro**
You can see that?!
**[20:34] Kohaku**
Of course not.
**[20:35] Senku**
That would be a good route.
**[20:37] Senku**
It's a straight line from
here to the Tsukasa Empire.
**[20:41] Senku**
If they find out about
our preemptive strike,
**[20:43] Senku**
or worse, learn that we have
cell phones, it's all over.
**[20:49] Ginro**
What if we set out in
the middle of the night?
**[20:51] Chrome**
We're carrying vacuum tubes.
**[20:53] Chrome**
It's all over if we trip in the darkness.
**[20:56] Kohaku**
Could we outrun them?
**[20:57] Magma**
Look at all this stuff
we're carrying, dumbass.
**[20:59] Chrome**
That might not work.
**[21:01] Senku**
Not a problem.
**[21:03] Senku**
We're going to lure Homura to the other
side using a super science gadget.
**[21:08] Senku**
The main force will move out in the meantime.
**[21:11] Chrome**
A super science gadget?
**[21:15] Senku**
If you run electricity through water,
it boils up hydrogen and oxygen.
**[21:20] Senku**
The mixed gas you get out of
it is called a detonating gas.
**[21:23] Senku**
Put it in a balloon, like one
made out of a deer's bladder,
**[21:26] Senku**
and you've got a wimpy bomb that
makes an insanely loud noise.
**[21:31] Senku**
In other words, a sonic bomb.
**[21:37] Senku**
All right, here we go.
**[21:38] Senku**
Time for our preemptive strike.
**[21:40] Ginro**
Detonate the sonic bombs!
**[21:53] Senku**
Now! Go! The other side!
**[21:55] Chrome**
Go!
**[22:01] Senku**
It's the final battle versus
the Tsukasa Empire...
**[22:05] Senku**
The beginning of the Stone Wars!
**[22:10] Senku**
This is exhilarating!
***SIGN*** Next Episode
***SIGN*** This is a work of fiction, but the plants, animals, and production methods described are based on reality. Foraging and making things on your own accord is extremely dangerous and, in some cases, illegal. Please do not imitate without expertise.
# E2 - Hot Line
Source: [Crunchyroll](https://www.crunchyroll.com/watch/GG1U2MPZK/hot-line)
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**[00:03] Senku**
Hang in there for the
short while that I'm gone.
**[00:06] Senku**
Hey, you've been waiting 3,700 years.
**[00:10] Senku**
A few more months or years is no big deal.
**[00:16] Senku**
We're going to build our Kingdom of Science.
**[00:27] Homura**
Sound of explosives.
**[00:29] Senku**
Run!
**[00:31] Chrome**
I'm going to get the Kingdom of
Science's custom-built cell phone
**[00:34] Chrome**
to Taiju and Yuzuriha even if it kills me!
**[02:15] Magma**
Why do we have to be so sneaky?
**[02:18] Gen**
They're going to follow us if they see us.
**[02:21] Chrome**
Our top-secret cell phone plan would
be wasted right then and there.
**[02:25] Magma**
If it's that scout Homura
we're worried about,
**[02:28] Magma**
why don't we just kill her or catch her?
**[02:31] Chrome**
Sure, if we knew where she was hiding!
**[02:33] Gen**
Although, right now, Homura-chan has
no option but to come out of hiding
**[02:37] Gen**
to check out the situation.
**[02:40] Gen**
It's gunpowder that they're
worried about, after all.
**[02:43] Gen**
There's no way someone
whose job is to keep watch
**[02:46] Gen**
isn't going to check out
such a huge explosion.
**[02:50] Kohaku**
If Homura's going to show up,
**[02:52] Kohaku**
it'll be along the line between that hill
and where the sonic bombs went off.
**[02:56] Suika**
I just saw something!
**[02:58] Suika**
A shadow moving really quickly!
**[03:06] Suika**
She's already gone to catch her.
**[03:08] Kaseki**
Kohaku-chan sure is impressive.
**[03:10] Kaseki**
She's so proactive and decisive.
**[03:13] Kohaku**
* Senku gave us this one-in-a-million*
* chance with his sonic bombs.*
**[03:18] Kohaku**
*I have to catch Homura, no matter what!*
**[03:26] Homura**
*Explosion craters.*
**[03:32] Homura**
*Chills.*
**[03:38] Homura**
*My neck.*
**[03:51] Kohaku**
*How is she moving like that?*
**[04:00] Homura**
*Gymnastics.*
**[04:02] Homura**
*You, born in this age, wouldn't know.*
**[04:05] Kohaku**
I don't intend to kill you needlessly.
**[04:07] Homura**
I know. Hit with back of sword.
**[04:10] Homura**
How long will you chase me?
**[04:11] Kohaku**
Until I catch you.
**[04:13] Homura**
You can't.
**[04:14] Homura**
Give up.
**[04:15] Kohaku**
Stop resisting and let me restrain you!
**[04:17] Homura**
Never happen.
**[04:20] Homura**
* I'm trying to exhaust her*
* by making her talk, but...*
**[04:24] Homura**
*Kohaku...*
**[04:25] Homura**
*I can't lose her.*
**[04:27] Kohaku**
*Homura... I can't get any closer.*
**[04:32] Kohaku**
*She's fast.*
**[04:32] Homura**
*She's fast.*
**[04:34] Kohaku**
* I'm going to have to herd*
* her toward the village.*
**[04:37] Suika**
They're coming this way!
**[04:38] Kokuyo**
Seniors and children, take shelter!
**[04:41] Kokuyo**
Everyone else, surround her!
**[04:47] Homura**
*Senku?*
**[04:56] Senku**
Aren't you curious?
**[04:58] Senku**
Scoop your eyes out and take a good look.
**[05:02] Senku**
The level 2 science surprise gadget: the flare.
**[05:14] Kohaku**
What is this?!
**[05:16] Mechu**
Long time no see!
**[05:18] Mechu**
I'm Mecha-Senku!
**[05:20] Mechu**
I'm gonna teach you how to make flares.
***SIGN*** m 58 92 l 88 60 l 150 36 l 188 90 l 202 164 l 186 230 l 112 268 l 58 212
***SIGN*** Got
bittern!
**[05:24] Mechu**
First, boil sea water to make
this stuff called "bittern."
**[05:28] Mechu**
Melt that down and zap it with
electricity, and you get magnesium!
**[05:33] Mechu**
Shove it in a light bulb, and you're done.
***SIGN*** m 58 92 l 88 60 l 150 36 l 188 90 l 202 164 l 186 230 l 112 268 l 58 212
***SIGN*** Got
bittern!
**[05:36] Mechu**
This is the stuff they use in Print Gocco.
***SIGN*** Happy
***SIGN*** F
l
a
r
e
M
a
k
i
n
g
**[05:40] Mechu**
You've never heard of Print Gocco?
**[05:42] Mechu**
Ask your mom and dad.
**[05:44] Mechu**
They might know!
**[05:50] Ginro**
I thought Senku was a wimp!
**[05:52] Suika**
He's awesome!
**[05:54] Homura**
Watch where you're touching me.
**[05:57] Senku**
Think about who you're trying
to pull that trick on.
**[06:00] Senku**
Once we're done building civilization,
I'll play the pure, innocent boy all you want.
**[06:07] Homura**
*Should I force my way out and run?*
**[06:09] Homura**
*There's no way I can stand up against...*
**[06:15] Kokuyo**
It was a total fail!
**[06:17] Ginro**
What a wimp!
**[06:27] Kokuyo**
It's not a matter of strength.
**[06:29] Kinro**
How is that woman moving like that?
**[06:35] Kokuyo**
She's gotten away.
**[06:37] Kohaku**
My eyes are still flickering.
**[06:39] Kaseki**
I guess having good eyesight
has its downsides.
**[06:44] Homura**
Kinro.
**[06:45] Homura**
Ginro.
**[06:47] Homura**
Kohaku.
**[06:48] Homura**
Suika.
**[06:49] Homura**
Kaseki.
**[06:51] Homura**
Jasper.
**[06:52] Homura**
Kokuyo.
**[06:53] Homura**
Turquoise.
**[06:54] Homura**
Mantle.
**[06:56] Homura**
Argo.
**[06:57] Suika**
How do you know all our names?
**[07:00] Kaseki**
It seems that's how thoroughly
she's been observing us.
**[07:07] Homura**
* Everyone else from the village is here,*
* but Chrome, Magma, and Gen are missing.*
**[07:13] Homura**
*Something's wrong.*
**[07:17] Homura**
*Where are they?*
**[07:21] Homura**
* Chrome, the technician,*
* and Magma, the brawn.*
**[07:24] Homura**
*Are they mining for gems?*
**[07:26] Homura**
*No, they wouldn't need Gen.*
**[07:29] Homura**
*Why is Gen with them?*
**[07:31] Homura**
*To guide them?*
**[07:33] Homura**
*Where?*
**[07:38] Homura**
*They're taking something to our headquarters.*
**[07:41] Homura**
* What's so important to require a diversion?*
* A critical weapon of science?*
**[07:46] Homura**
*What?*
**[07:47] Kinro**
She must have figured out that Chrome
and the cell phone team are on the move.
**[07:52] Ginro**
This is bad!
**[08:00] Kohaku**
I guess we can't count on tracking her.
**[08:03] Kohaku**
Chrome and the advance party are headed
straight for the Tsukasa Empire headquarters.
**[08:08] Kohaku**
Homura is chasing them.
**[08:10] Kohaku**
It's only a matter of time before
she discovers their cell phone.
**[08:13] Kohaku**
If she destroys it or even just
notifies Tsukasa, it's over.
**[08:17] Kaseki**
Please, no!
**[08:19] Kaseki**
We worked so hard on it!
**[08:21] Kinro**
We're going to have to catch her first.
**[08:23] Ginro**
Homura-chan's going after Chrome and
the others, and we have to chase her?!
**[08:29] Ginro**
That's so complicated!
**[08:32] Senku**
Time to bust out the level 3 science
surprise, our final weapon.
**[08:40] Ginro**
All the spots he's lighting up...
**[08:42] Suika**
...are leaving marks.
**[08:44] Senku**
Well, we're out of time.
**[08:47] Senku**
Let's get started.
**[08:49] Senku**
It's the start of our
happy double pursuit race.
**[08:59] Kohaku**
These markings dotting the
way are Homura's path?
**[09:03] Suika**
Why can we see this light, though?
**[09:08] Senku**
Come on, wake up.
**[09:10] Senku**
You guys have seen it before.
**[09:13] Suika**
The blue gems!
**[09:15] Senku**
In powdered form.
**[09:17] Kohaku**
I see!
**[09:18] Kohaku**
You put it on Homura's arms and legs!
**[09:20] Kaseki**
Oh?
**[09:22] Kaseki**
I thought it only lights up
briefly just before dawn.
**[09:26] Senku**
Ultraviolet light.
**[09:28] Senku**
This light of science
produces it artificially.
**[09:32] Senku**
The black light.
**[09:34] Senku**
Nickel, barium...
**[09:36] Senku**
We needed all those treasures
we found in the cave to make it.
***SIGN*** Barium
***SIGN*** Nickel
***SIGN*** Glass
**[09:39] Senku**
It's basically just a purple light bulb
we made by mixing them with glass.
**[09:44] Kohaku**
We can follow these.
**[09:45] Kohaku**
We can find her!
**[09:58] Kohaku**
Senku, let me make something clear.
**[10:01] Kohaku**
Homura's movements are exceptional.
**[10:03] Senku**
Gymnastics.
**[10:05] Senku**
It's a skill that doesn't exist in your age.
**[10:08] Kohaku**
We won't be able to capture her unharmed.
**[10:11] Kohaku**
But I could behead her with my sword.
**[10:16] (Flashback) Senku**
We could even accomplish a bloodless siege.
**[10:21] Kohaku**
Am I free to kill her?
**[10:26] Senku**
Kohaku, have you ever killed a human being?
**[10:37] Kohaku**
Of course not.
**[10:41] Kohaku**
That's why, the moment
I must do it, I'll hesitate.
**[10:48] Kohaku**
My weakness will be exposed.
**[10:51] Kohaku**
In order to have the conviction
to go through with it,
**[10:53] Kohaku**
I must impress it upon
myself with forceful words.
**[10:57] Senku**
Relax.
**[10:59] Senku**
You might not even get a chance to use that
horrible thing you have on your waist.
**[11:06] Senku**
Why do you think we worked so hard
on that ridiculously huge box?
**[11:13] Senku**
The ultimate weapon of modern
warfare: information communication.
**[11:21] Chrome**
No, no, no!
**[11:25] Gen**
Is anything broken? The vacuum tubes?
**[11:28] Chrome**
Either way, we should check
it every now and then.
**[11:34] Chrome**
It rang!
**[11:35] Gen**
Stop!
**[11:35] Gen**
Don't answer it, Chrome-chan!
**[11:37] Chrome**
Why not?
**[11:39] Magma**
It stopped.
**[11:40] Gen**
There's only one reason they
would call at this stage.
**[11:45] Gen**
And it was one ring.
**[11:47] Gen**
Homura-chan found us.
**[11:50] Gen**
We're being chased!
**[11:53] Gen**
If she saw us talking, she'd realize
we're carrying a cell phone.
**[11:59] Gen**
Our job is still to keep
going as if we're oblivious.
**[12:05] Senku**
This race is a doubled-up game of tag.
**[12:08] Senku**
Chrome, who's carrying the cell phone...
**[12:10] Senku**
Homura, who's chasing them...
**[12:12] Senku**
And us, chasing Homura.
**[12:14] Senku**
But what happens if we coordinate
via radio in this situation?
**[12:20] Kohaku**
Our game of tag suddenly
turns into a pincer attack!
**[12:25] Senku**
That's information warfare.
**[12:30] Homura**
Hyoga-sama...
**[12:53] Kohaku**
This is bad.
**[12:54] Kohaku**
The light ends after this river.
**[12:56] Senku**
Damn it, she washed all the powder off.
**[13:00] Senku**
She must have noticed it
glowing in the morning sun.
**[13:02] Kinro**
Also, why is this so-called
"cell phone" ringing on and off?
**[13:07] Senku**
Gen-sensei is one-ringing us.
**[13:10] Senku**
He's using the ringer to send us Morse code.
***SIGN*** Where are you?
***SIGN*** Following the river.
20km down.
***SIGN*** We're chasing
Homura!
***SIGN*** Crap! Passing
the 25km point.
What now,
Senku-chan?
***SIGN*** Heh, heh, heh!
Proceed with the
pincer strategy!
***SIGN*** Roger!
**[13:14] Senku**
We can't use voice,
so we're texting each other.
**[13:18] Senku**
That would be one way to think of it.
**[13:20] Kinro**
That doesn't help at all.
**[13:23] Kohaku**
We don't get your scientific
civilization analogies.
**[13:26] Senku**
Gen's reported locations
**[13:28] Senku**
and Homura's route have matched
up for the past several kilometers.
**[13:32] Kohaku**
Which means Homura has caught up to
them, and she's following them now.
**[13:37] Senku**
That information is worth its weight in gold.
**[13:40] Senku**
With Homura in front of us,
**[13:42] Senku**
and with us communicating our
positions using our cell phones,
**[13:46] Senku**
we can see where every piece is.
**[13:50] Senku**
It's an information pincer.
**[13:53] Gen**
Nope, no good.
**[13:55] Gen**
It's not picking up a signal anymore.
**[13:57] Gen**
Chrome-chan, can you set
it up on top of a tree?
**[14:00] Chrome**
Sure.
**[14:01] Homura**
*"Signal"?*
**[14:04] Homura**
*No way...*
**[14:05] Homura**
*In this stone world?*
**[14:09] Homura**
*A communicator?*
**[14:12] Homura**
*I have to make sure.*
**[14:14] Homura**
*As a scout!*
**[14:17] Homura**
*I could destroy it right now.*
**[14:19] Homura**
*This is my only chance.*
**[14:24] Homura**
*It's fake?*
**[14:26] Homura**
*Why?*
**[14:31] Homura**
*Gen's switch-out magic trick!*
**[14:41] Homura**
*Can't land safely.*
**[14:43] Homura**
*Death... assured.*
**[14:47] Homura**
*Goodbye, Hyoga-sama.*
**[14:50] Senku**
Now!
**[15:01] Kohaku**
You may be fast, but if we know everything
about when and where you show up,
**[15:08] Kohaku**
we can capture you unharmed!
**[15:13] Chrome**
Yes!
**[15:16] Senku**
Exhilarating, isn't it?
**[15:18] Senku**
This is information warfare,
brought to you by the Kingdom of Science.
**[15:52] Chrome**
We're here.
**[15:55] Chrome**
Finally! We made it!
**[15:56] Chrome**
Final boss Tsukasa's main base!
**[15:59] Gen**
Shh, Chrome-chan!
**[16:00] Gen**
There's a guy with crazy hearing
in Tsukasa-chan's army.
**[16:04] Chrome**
My bad.
**[16:06] Chrome**
Damn, if we get caught after
coming all the way here...
**[16:12] Chrome**
Jeez, it's a statue.
**[16:14] Chrome**
Damn... They all look so strong.
**[16:17] Magma**
Something's written in blood on its face.
**[16:19] Gen**
Looks like priority numbers
for when to revive them.
**[16:22] Gen**
Those weren't there when I last saw them.
**[16:26] Gen**
The lowest number is 33.
**[16:29] Gen**
Which means Tsukasa-chan's revived
at least 32 people since then.
**[16:37] Gen**
He's going quite a bit faster than I thought.
**[16:41] Chrome**
Even if we keep bringing
people over from his army,
**[16:45] Chrome**
it won't matter if he keeps
making soldiers even faster.
**[16:48] Gen**
This is pretty bad.
**[16:51] Magma**
Why don't we just wreck
all of them right now?
**[16:55] Magma**
No, even that's too much work.
**[16:58] Magma**
Just break their arms or
legs off as we find them,
**[17:01] Magma**
and they won't be able to fight.
**[17:07] Chrome**
You're pretty brutal, Magma.
**[17:09] Chrome**
I totally forgot, since you'd
kind of become an ally.
**[17:12] Gen**
He's merciless when it comes to his enemies.
**[17:16] Gen**
Although, if we had to choose,
it's probably best to destroy them now.
**[17:36] Gen**
Aw, shucks, I can't.
**[17:41] Gen**
These statues did nothing wrong.
**[17:45] Gen**
Maybe if they were major
villains or something, but...
**[17:49] Gen**
We humans can pretend
we're realists all we want,
**[17:51] Gen**
but when it actually comes
time to kill someone...
**[17:56] Gen**
We're so weak, aren't we?
**[17:58] Gen**
So weak.
**[18:04] Gen**
That's why Tsukasa-chan's so dangerous,
because he can go ahead and do it.
**[18:10] Gen**
We have to stop him.
**[18:12] Chrome**
You aren't weak.
**[18:15] Chrome**
We're aiming way higher.
**[18:18] Chrome**
To try not to spill any blood.
**[18:20] Chrome**
We just need to convert people faster
than Tsukasa can grow his army.
**[18:25] Chrome**
So let's go.
**[18:27] Chrome**
Our mission is to build a cell phone
hot line as soon as possible.
**[18:37] Chrome**
Dude, Magma, you were totally about
to casually destroy those statues.
**[18:43] Magma**
Why do you care? They're strangers.
**[18:46] Gen**
Sure, right.
**[18:48] Gen**
I'm so glad Magma-chan's on our side.
**[18:53] Chrome**
Where are we?
**[18:54] Gen**
A grave.
**[18:56] Magma**
For Tsukasa's men?
**[18:58] Gen**
No.
**[18:59] Magma**
Then who?
**[19:01] Gen**
It's Senku-chan's grave.
**[19:04] Magma**
Senku is dead?!
**[19:06] Chrome**
He's obviously alive.
**[19:09] Chrome**
It's a fake, to make Tsukasa think he's dead.
**[19:15] (Flashback) Senku**
We have them thinking I'm dead.
**[19:19] (Flashback) Senku**
You'd better visit my grave regularly.
**[19:23] Kohaku**
So Senku's grave is where
we exchange materials, huh?
**[19:28] Senku**
It's a perfect holy ground.
**[19:30] Senku**
Tsukasa's men don't have
any interest in my grave.
**[19:35] Kinro**
And even if they go there often,
**[19:36] Kinro**
his men would think it's
just to pay respects.
**[19:38] Senku**
They're going to gather there
to communicate with the dead.
**[19:42] Senku**
It's the birth of a ghost communicator.
**[19:46] Gen**
He's so good, isn't he?
**[19:49] Gen**
It's a grave, so it wouldn't seem odd
for them to be talking to a dead man.
**[19:53] Gen**
But this... might be a bit too obvious.
**[19:57] Chrome**
That's totally going to draw attention!
**[20:04] Chrome**
Damn it, this stone's in the way.
**[20:15] Chrome**
You don't give a damn about
anything, do you, Magma?!
**[20:17] Gen**
Just hurry up and hide it!
**[20:26] Chrome**
Looks like we got away with it.
**[20:28] Magma**
You scrawny wimps freak out way too much.
**[20:31] Gen**
We don't know yet.
**[20:33] Gen**
I told you, there's a guy with crazy hearing—
**[20:50] Ukyo**
* I definitely heard something*
* from around here.*
**[20:58] Suika**
If someone from Tsukasa's army finds
the cell phone first, we're done.
**[21:04] Senku**
They've got the mentalist with them.
**[21:06] Senku**
They aren't going to make it that obvious.
**[21:09] Senku**
Besides, those two will be fine.
**[21:12] Senku**
They're a tag team of diligence and tenacity.
**[21:15] Senku**
They'll find it for sure.
**[21:17] Senku**
No matter what the situation.
**[21:29] Suika**
I-It's ringing!
**[21:31] Kohaku**
But what if it's one of Tsukasa's men?
**[21:41] Senku**
*Yo.*
**[21:54] Taiju**
Senku!
**[22:02] Senku**
I missed this all so much, I could cry.
**[22:07] Senku**
Including your ridiculously loud voice.
***SIGN*** Call from the Dead
***SIGN*** Next Episode
***SIGN*** Call from the Dead
***SIGN*** This is a work of fiction, but the plants, animals, and production methods described are based on reality. Foraging and making things on your own accord is extremely dangerous and, in some cases, illegal. Please do not imitate without expertise.
# E3 - Call from the Dead
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**[00:53] (Flashback) Senku**
We have them thinking I'm dead.
**[00:56] (Flashback) Senku**
You'd better visit my grave regularly.
**[01:03] Yuzuruiha**
Taiju-kun.
**[01:06] Yuzuruiha**
Look.
**[01:07] Yuzuruiha**
Someone's dug it up at some point.
**[01:10] Taiju**
You're right.
**[01:11] Taiju**
Good eye, Yuzuriha. I'm impressed.
**[01:15] Yuzuruiha**
Do you think Senku-kun and the
others buried something for us?
**[01:22] Yuzuruiha**
But what should we do?
**[01:23] Yuzuruiha**
There are guards watching.
**[01:25] Yuzuruiha**
We can't dig it up with a shovel.
**[01:28] Nikki**
*They're visiting that grave day after day.*
**[01:31] Nikki**
* What, are they talking*
* to the dead or something?*
**[01:35] Taiju**
I've got this.
**[01:46] Taiju**
I-Is this...
**[02:00] Senku**
*Yo.*
**[02:13] Taiju**
Senku!
**[02:21] Senku**
I missed this all so much, I could cry.
**[02:26] Senku**
Including your ridiculously loud voice.
**[02:32] Ginro**
Is this the guy we've heard so much about?!
**[02:33] Kohaku**
So that's Taiju!
**[02:36] Kaseki**
It finally connected!
**[02:39] Kaseki**
Our cell phone hot line,
over an absurd distance!
**[02:43] Taiju**
Senku!
**[02:47] Senku**
It's been just about a year, huh?
**[02:52] Taiju**
Senku!
**[02:53] Taiju**
I... Senku...
**[02:58] Taiju**
*I...*
**[02:59] Taiju**
*Senku!*
**[03:01] Taiju**
I...
**[03:02] Taiju**
Senku!
**[03:04] Taiju**
I am Senku!
**[03:08] Taiju**
*I am Senku!*
**[03:08] Senku**
No, you're not.
**[03:10] Senku**
*I'm* Senku.
***SIGN*** Call from the Dead
**[04:49] Taiju**
*Senku!*
**[04:52] Kokuyo**
The "cell phone," was it?
**[04:55] Kokuyo**
To think it really allows him to speak
to his friend over such a distance...
**[04:58] Kokuyo**
It's so impressive, I don't
even know what to think.
**[05:01] Ruri**
The voice of science known as
"radio waves" flies through the air,
**[05:06] Ruri**
connecting the faraway enemy
base with this village, Father!
**[05:13] Senku**
Are you done crying yet, you big oaf?
**[05:16] Senku**
My ear's rotting.
**[05:18] Taiju**
Sorry.
**[05:19] Taiju**
I'm just so happy.
**[05:20] Yuzuruiha**
Senku-kun...
**[05:22] Senku**
*Hey, Yuzuriha.*
**[05:24] Yuzuruiha**
You worked up to cell phones
in just a year, huh?
**[05:29] Yuzuruiha**
You're amazing. Not that I didn't know that.
**[05:34] Nikki**
*What's going on? He's been screaming all day.*
**[05:37] Nikki**
* Is it the anniversary of*
* his death or something?*
**[05:39] Senku**
I'd love to sit here shaking in
the awe of our cell phones working
**[05:43] Senku**
as we reminisce about old
times for ten billion years...
**[05:48] Senku**
But I think you're gonna have to get going.
**[05:52] Senku**
*I'll get straight to the point.*
**[05:55] Senku**
First, tear someone away from Tsukasa-kun's
army and drag them to the cell phone.
**[06:02] Senku**
*Make up any reason you need to.*
**[06:04] Senku**
*I'll fill in the details.*
**[06:07] Kaseki**
Are you sure you don't need to rehearse this?
**[06:10] Kohaku**
I don't think he has an option, so long
as there are guards watching them.
**[06:15] Senku**
In fact, Taiju, it's better
that you don't know anything.
**[06:18] Senku**
Just believe everything I say like the
idiot you are, even if it sounds crazy.
**[06:21] Ginro**
That's so half-assed!
**[06:23] Ginro**
I'd be mad if I were Taiju-kun!
**[06:28] Taiju**
*Senku, let me make sure of one thing.*
**[06:33] Taiju**
That's the best way to avoid
bloodshed, is that right?
**[06:38] Senku**
Yeah.
**[06:40] Senku**
That's the best way to avoid bloodshed.
**[06:43] Taiju**
*All right, I got it, Senku.*
**[06:46] Taiju**
* If that's what you think,*
* I don't need any more explanation.*
**[06:54] Kohaku**
Even after a year apart,
their trust is unwavering.
**[06:59] Kohaku**
I think I see why Senku and
Taiju survived against Tsukasa.
**[07:05] Senku**
We don't have much time left until the
Tsukasa Army makes its full assault.
**[07:10] Senku**
Gen will be back tomorrow or so.
**[07:12] Senku**
The mission begins immediately.
**[07:15] Senku**
* Have you gotten any messages*
* from Gen and the others?*
**[07:18] Taiju**
No, I haven't heard anything.
**[07:21] Taiju**
All I saw was the receiver buried
really deep in the ground.
**[07:27] Kaseki**
That would have put the phone
at risk of being found.
**[07:31] Kaseki**
That doesn't sound like Gen.
**[07:33] Suika**
S-Something must have happened.
**[07:47] Magma**
Why are we hiding in these bushes?!
**[07:50] Magma**
Let's go murder any enemies we see!
**[07:54] Chrome**
Yeah, if only we knew where they were!
**[07:55] Gen**
Shh!
**[07:56] Chrome**
You're the type that gets mowed down on
the battlefield right off the bat, Magma!
**[08:01] Gen**
The enemy's name is Ukyo-chan.
**[08:04] Gen**
He's got insane hearing.
**[08:08] Chrome**
These bushes are bad, then.
**[08:11] Gen**
Bingo.
**[08:13] Gen**
If we hide in these bushes,
**[08:14] Gen**
we'll be making rustling
noises everywhere we go.
**[08:17] Gen**
And he's definitely going to shoot us.
**[08:20] Gen**
In fact, we didn't come to these bushes to hide.
**[08:24] Gen**
We were *lured* here.
**[08:28] Chrome**
Damn it!
**[08:29] Chrome**
We need to get Gen back
to the Kingdom of Science,
**[08:32] Chrome**
even if we don't make it.
**[08:33] Chrome**
Then we could begin the cell phone
operation to take down the Tsukasa Empire.
**[08:40] Magma**
If we only need to get
Gen home, I have a plan.
**[08:44] Magma**
First, Chrome, you charge out.
**[08:47] Magma**
And I follow.
**[08:49] Chrome**
Ooh!
**[08:50] Chrome**
And then what?
**[08:52] Magma**
He's shooting from over there!
**[08:55] Magma**
Found you!
**[08:57] Magma**
Smash!
**[09:00] Chrome**
Oh, of course!
**[09:02] Chrome**
Wait, no!
**[09:02] Gen**
Shh!
**[09:03] Chrome**
I'll die if we do that!
**[09:05] Magma**
What the hell?
**[09:06] Magma**
You're only worried about your own life.
**[09:10] Magma**
What a selfish bastard.
**[09:12] Chrome**
Says you!
**[09:14] Chrome**
Why would I be bait for him?
**[09:17] Chrome**
Bait...
**[09:25] Chrome**
The spare battery we tried
to give Taiju and Yuzuriha.
**[09:28] Chrome**
The "positive" and "negative," was it?
**[09:30] Chrome**
Whatever, I just need to connect the ends,
**[09:32] Chrome**
and the wire will heat up like crazy.
**[09:36] Chrome**
The noise and smoke would
give away our position
**[09:39] Chrome**
if we sat there rubbing wood to start a fire.
**[09:42] Chrome**
But with science, it's instant.
**[09:48] Chrome**
Oh, shit!
**[09:52] Chrome**
Oh, shit!
**[09:55] Gen**
*He's hiding under the smoke and screaming*
**[09:57] Gen**
* to drown out the sound of me*
* running through the bushes.*
**[10:03] Magma**
I love it.
**[10:04] Magma**
This is way better than just lying in wait.
**[10:07] Chrome**
Oh, shit!
**[10:18] Chrome**
*That's it, Gen!*
**[10:20] Chrome**
* You have to go, or we'll be making*
* ourselves bait for nothing.*
**[10:23] Chrome**
* You've got the insanely important*
* task of talking people*
**[10:27] Chrome**
*from Tsukasa's army into joining our side!*
**[10:29] Magma**
I'll beat you to death if you
don't make it home alive!
**[10:33] Chrome**
Oh, shit!
**[10:51] Yuzuruiha**
*I already know who to bring to our side first.*
**[10:58] Taiju**
There's something I want you to hear.
**[11:02] Yuzuruiha**
*With the guard on our side,*
**[11:05] Yuzuruiha**
* we should be able to slowly bring everyone*
* in the Tsukasa Empire onto our side.*
**[11:21] Kaseki**
I made some kind of copper swirly!
***SIGN*** m 0 0 l 0 -35 l 85 -35 l 85 35 l -85 35 l -85 -35 l 0 -35
***SIGN*** Clock spring
acquired!!
**[11:29] Suika**
The record's spinning so smoothly!
**[11:32] Senku**
Spinning it manually messes up the song,
because it's hard to keep a steady speed.
**[11:37] Senku**
* Even with the record playing perfectly,*
* without Gen here, it's all for nothing.*
**[11:43] Senku**
* Yuzuriha and Taiju are about to bring*
* their target to the cell phone.*
**[11:47] Senku**
* If Gen doesn't get home*
* by then, it's game over.*
**[11:56] Gen**
So, Senku-chan, who's the
first one I need to win over?
**[12:01] Kohaku**
Gen!
**[12:02] Suika**
You're okay!
**[12:06] Taiju**
Nikki-san, was it?
**[12:08] Taiju**
I'd like to talk.
**[12:09] Taiju**
Hear me out.
**[12:10] Nikki**
I won't!
**[12:12] Nikki**
My job is to watch over you two.
**[12:15] Nikki**
I'm making sure you aren't meeting
**[12:17] Nikki**
with anyone in secret or
doing anything suspicious.
**[12:20] Nikki**
Tsukasa would tell me not to let
you find out, but I don't care.
**[12:24] Nikki**
You two already know, don't you?
**[12:27] Nikki**
Taiju, Yuzuriha, I have no intention
of getting chummy with either of you.
**[12:32] Nikki**
Give it up.
**[12:34] Nikki**
The only word I'll accept in response is "yes."
**[12:38] Nikki**
Say any more than that, and I'll pound you.
**[12:40] Taiju**
I don't care!
**[12:44] Nikki**
I said, say any more, and I'll pound you!
**[12:50] Nikki**
*It hasn't hurt him at all.*
**[12:52] Nikki**
*No, it has.*
**[12:54] Nikki**
*He's toughing it out.*
**[12:56] Taiju**
That's fine.
**[12:58] Taiju**
You can punch me on every second word.
**[13:01] Taiju**
But in exchange, hear me out!
**[13:05] Taiju**
Hear what my friend has
to say! It's important!
**[13:19] Nikki**
What is that?
**[13:23] Nikki**
You're kidding! A phone?!
**[13:25] Nikki**
In this world? How?
**[13:29] Genlian**
Hi! I'm Lillian Weinberg.
**[13:34] Taiju**
I don't know much, but even I know
that she's an American singer.
**[13:38] Taiju**
Do you know her, Nikki?
**[13:41] Nikki**
Do you think I'm stupid?
**[13:43] Nikki**
Of course I do.
**[13:46] Senku**
And I'm her interpreter, Sebastian.
**[13:50] Taiju**
*Sebastian?*
**[13:51] Taiju**
*Wait, that's Senku's voice!*
**[13:54] Taiju**
* No, he said not to say anything,*
* even if it sounds crazy.*
**[13:58] Genlian**
*Hello? I'm calling from USA.*
**[14:02] Senku**
*"I'm calling from America."*
**[14:04] Genlian**
*Everyone in Japan, please listen to me.*
**[14:07] Senku**
*"Please listen to me, everyone in Japan."*
**[14:10] Genlian**
*USA is back from the stone.*
**[14:12] Senku**
*"America is back from stone."*
**[14:16] Taiju**
What?!
**[14:17] Taiju**
Did you hear that, you two?!
**[14:19] Taiju**
We're saved!
**[14:21] Yuzuruiha**
*Wow, is that what's going on?*
**[14:24] Yuzuruiha**
*I think I've figured out their plan.*
**[14:27] Yuzuruiha**
* I can at least tell that*
* Senku-kun's trying to play her.*
**[14:32] Nikki**
Hold it.
**[14:34] Nikki**
First...
**[14:38] Nikki**
Lillian was in space at the time.
**[14:41] Genlian**
Yup.
**[14:42] Genlian**
As soon as we returned to
Earth, we were petrified.
**[14:45] Genlian**
We only recently got restored.
**[14:55] Nikki**
Lillian...
**[14:57] Nikki**
I...
**[14:59] Nikki**
I was saved so much by your
songs, you have no idea!
**[15:02] Nikki**
I had such a rough time
at school, being so butch...
**[15:05] Nikki**
And you saved me!
**[15:10] Nikki**
I'd do anything to help you.
**[15:16] Nikki**
But if someone's pretending
to be Lillian Weinberg...
**[15:21] Nikki**
I'll make certain they're dead!
**[15:23] Gen**
*Yeah, this is bad.*
**[15:27] Senku**
*She's legit.*
**[15:29] Senku**
*We've hit a super-fan right off the bat.*
**[15:32] Gen**
You know, I've always noticed...
**[15:34] Gen**
Your luck of the draw really sucks, huh?
**[15:37] Gen**
The first person you
revived was Tsukasa-chan,
**[15:39] Gen**
lightning strikes right before you're ready...
**[15:42] Nikki**
*I can't help...*
**[15:44] Nikki**
but notice something's off about your voice.
**[15:46] Nikki**
If you're the real Lillian, I'm truly sorry.
**[15:50] Nikki**
Could you answer some questions
so I know you're real?
**[15:56] Nikki**
If you're really her, you would know.
**[16:00] Nikki**
How many CDs have you sold in total?
**[16:04] Yuzuruiha**
* What are you going to do,*
* Senku-kun, Gen-kun?*
**[16:07] Yuzuruiha**
*There's no way you'd know!*
**[16:09] Gen**
We've got three options.
**[16:12] Genlian**
My memory got wiped when I was petrified!
**[16:15] Gen**
One: dodge the question.
**[16:17] Genlian**
The answer is ten billion copies.
**[16:19] Gen**
Two: guess.
**[16:20] Genlian**
That's so rude! I'm gonna get angry!
**[16:22] Gen**
Three: snap.
**[16:24] Gen**
What should we do, Senku-chan?
**[16:29] Senku**
Four: answer correctly.
**[16:33] Senku**
Here's a back-of-napkin Fermi
estimate—a logical approximation.
**[16:37] Senku**
A seat on the Soyuz spaceship costs
50 million dollars, or five billion yen.
**[16:42] Senku**
Supposing Lillian has double that
in cash, or ten billion yen,
**[16:45] Senku**
and given that singers of her caliber
pull in roughly ten times that on tour,
**[16:48] Senku**
we find what she makes in royalties.
**[16:54] Senku**
At least 60 million copies.
**[16:56] Senku**
I don't know how much more.
**[16:58] Gen**
Okay, perfect.
**[17:00] Gen**
Now it's up to me.
**[17:04] Genlian**
We had a "50 million copies sold"
party a while ago,
**[17:08] Genlian**
but CDs don't make up the majority of
my sales anymore, so I don't remember.
**[17:12] Genlian**
Sorry.
**[17:12] Genlian**
Should I wake up my manager?
**[17:15] Nikki**
No...
**[17:17] Nikki**
She's right.
**[17:20] Nikki**
Then, one more question.
**[17:23] Nikki**
If you can say this number, I'll believe you.
**[17:26] Gen**
We've got this, Senku-chan!
**[17:28] Gen**
If it's just hard numbers we're dealing with,
you can use your Fermi-whatchamacallit, right?
**[17:33] Nikki**
What are your measurements?
**[17:36] Gen**
Just give me something rough!
**[17:38] Gen**
Even if it's not perfect,
I can tell her I changed!
***SIGN*** I'm counting on you.
The other one is this diva
named Lillian Weinberg.
Apparently she bought
a ticket for $50 million.
***SIGN*** Huh.
***SIGN*** Senku!
***SIGN*** Check out this photo I got with
my buddies at the Russian base!!
**[17:49] Senku**
*I gotta estimate from memory.*
**[17:51] Senku**
* Byakuya's height, the*
* sizes of the equipment...*
**[17:54] Senku**
*Use that to calculate her proportions!*
**[17:58] Senku**
88-65-85.
**[18:06] Gen**
You look way skinnier in your profile photos.
**[18:09] Senku**
*How am I supposed to know?!*
**[18:11] Senku**
* She's obviously shopping*
* her photos for her fans!*
**[18:13] Senku**
*She's a professional!*
**[18:14] Genlian**
Well, those are my *actual* proportions!
**[18:19] Nikki**
Of course. Lillian would never
tell her fans her real proportions.
**[18:25] Nikki**
She's a professional, even in this world.
**[18:28] Nikki**
She'd keep the fantasy alive for her fans!
**[18:31] Nikki**
You aren't the real Lillian Weinberg!
**[18:37] Gen**
*This is seriously bad.*
**[18:39] Gen**
*Should we chance it and play her song?*
**[18:41] Gen**
* No, but if a super-fan heard her*
* voice after she heard mine,*
**[18:45] Gen**
*she'd pick up on it immediately.*
**[18:47] Gen**
*Should I keep talking at her?*
**[18:50] Gen**
*Or...*
**[18:54] Senku**
We're playing the record.
**[18:56] Senku**
The sound quality's better now,
with the clock spring.
**[18:59] Senku**
We're betting on science over BS.
**[19:09] Taiju**
Mu...
**[19:11] Yuzuriha**
...sic!
**[19:32] Yuzuriha**
*Amazing...*
**[19:33] Yuzuriha**
*But how?*
**[19:41] Nikki**
Yeah, it's real.
**[19:44] Nikki**
Only the song is real.
**[19:46] Nikki**
I'd never mistake it for anything else.
**[19:49] Nikki**
You could never fake it.
**[19:52] Nikki**
Do you have any idea how much I...
**[19:59] Nikki**
How many times I listened to this?!
**[20:12] Nikki**
Lillian doesn't exist in this world anymore.
**[20:15] Nikki**
Am I right?
**[20:21] Senku**
Yeah, that's right.
**[20:24] Nikki**
But she lives on forever, if only in
this song you brought back to life.
**[20:41] Nikki**
This is a science question.
**[20:43] Nikki**
Could you use your power to
bring back Lillian's other songs?
**[20:49] Gen**
Yes!
**[20:49] Senku**
Senku-chan, you have to say *yes*!
**[20:53] Gen**
No way in hell.
**[20:55] Senku**
All those wimpy recording mediums have
turned to dust, ten billion percent.
**[21:01] Senku**
I can only promise you one thing.
**[21:05] Senku**
I'll protect this one last song for you,
**[21:10] Senku**
with the power of science.
**[21:16] Nikki**
You're pretty awkward, aren't you?
**[21:19] Nikki**
I could tell right away.
**[21:21] Nikki**
You're always honest about science.
**[21:24] Nikki**
It's something to have faith in.
**[21:28] Nikki**
I might fall in love with you.
**[21:29] Senku**
No, seriously, don't.
**[21:36] Senku**
I need to protect this record
with my life in order to trick
**[21:40] Senku**
Tsukasa's troops and bring them to our side.
**[21:44] Senku**
And you want to preserve the
song, even if it kills you.
**[21:48] Senku**
We're on the same team.
**[21:54] Nikki**
All right.
**[21:56] Nikki**
We have a deal.
**[21:57] Nikki**
I'll cooperate with your plan!
**[22:02] Yuzuriha**
Thank you, Nikki-san!
**[22:03] Taiju**
We've done it! Finally!
**[22:05] Taiju**
We finally have an ally
in the Tsukasa Empire!
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***SIGN*** Nikki the Guard has joined the party!!
***SIGN*** Full Assault
***SIGN*** Next Episode
***SIGN*** Full Assault
***SIGN*** This is a work of fiction, but the plants, animals, and production methods described are based on reality. Foraging and making things on your own accord is extremely dangerous and, in some cases, illegal. Please do not imitate without expertise.
# E4 - Full Assault
Source: [Crunchyroll](https://www.crunchyroll.com/watch/GEVUZPVNP/full-assault)
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**[00:05] Nikki**
Lillian doesn't exist in this world anymore.
**[00:09] Nikki**
Am I right?
**[00:13] Senku**
Yeah, that's right.
**[00:16] Nikki**
But she lives on forever, if only in
this song you brought back to life.
**[00:25] Senku**
I can only promise you one thing.
**[00:29] Senku**
I'll protect this one last song for you,
**[00:34] Senku**
with the power of science.
**[00:42] Suika**
I need to protect this record
with my life in order to trick
**[00:46] Senku**
Tsukasa's troops and bring them to our side.
**[00:49] Senku**
And you want to preserve the
song, even if it kills you.
**[00:54] Senku**
We're on the same team.
**[01:00] Nikki**
All right.
**[01:01] Nikki**
We have a deal.
**[01:03] Nikki**
I'll cooperate with your plan!
**[01:07] Yuzuriha**
Thank you, Nikki-san!
**[01:09] Taiju**
We've done it! Finally!
**[01:11] Taiju**
We finally have an ally
in the Tsukasa Empire!
***SIGN*** m 0 0 l 0 -35 l 85 -35 l 85 35 l -85 35 l -85 -35 l 0 -35
***SIGN*** Nikki the Guard has joined the party!!
**[01:24] Nikki**
Senku, Gen, your grand scheme to convert
**[01:27] Nikki**
the Tsukasa Army using the
diva's voice isn't a bad one.
**[01:31] Nikki**
It's not bad...
**[01:33] Nikki**
But our crucial fake
Lillian has an accuracy...
**[01:38] Nikki**
of 55%!
**[01:40] Gen**
You're so strict!
**[01:41] Senku**
Gotta take the input of a megafan seriously.
**[01:46] Nikki**
But you can leave it to me.
**[01:48] Nikki**
I'll brush you up so no one
can tell the difference.
**[01:52] Senku**
*That sounds fantastic.*
**[01:55] Gen**
*Oh, God, she's going to be Spartan.*
**[01:58] Nikki**
Now that I'm on your side,
you can rest easy on that point.
**[02:02] Nikki**
But there's just one big problem.
**[02:08] Nikki**
*I'm sure you guys know how strong Tsukasa is.*
**[02:12] Nikki**
*But it's not just him.*
**[02:13] Nikki**
*The people around him are formidable, as well.*
**[02:16] Nikki**
I suppose he's got some grandiose
vision for the world.
**[02:20] Nikki**
He's been gathering capable
people from all over.
**[02:24] Nikki**
Sure, not all of them worship Tsukasa,
**[02:28] Nikki**
but once they get a taste of Tsukasa's
might and charisma, they all nod yes.
**[02:35] Nikki**
His right-arm and left-arm men—
**[02:38] Nikki**
although he definitely doesn't
consider them such—
**[02:41] Nikki**
are the ones he considers
his most capable allies.
**[02:45] Nikki**
*You've already met one of them.*
**[02:48] Senku**
Hyoga.
**[02:50] Nikki**
Yeah.
**[02:51] Nikki**
The problem is the other man.
**[02:54] Nikki**
The greatest impediment to our plan...
**[02:59] Nikki**
would be Ukyo.
***SIGN*** Full Assault
**[04:41] Yuzuriha**
Ukyo-kun.
**[04:43] Taiju**
The guy with the bow and arrow.
**[04:45] Nikki**
Yeah.
**[04:46] Nikki**
If we keep playing the same record repeatedly,
Ukyo will eventually see through it.
**[04:52] Nikki**
Rather, he'll hear through it.
**[04:54] Nikki**
If he were to hear it, I'm not sure it
would fool him, even over the phone.
**[05:00] Taiju**
I see.
**[05:02] Taiju**
We can't play the same song over and over.
**[05:06] Taiju**
Then we just have to not
play it over and over!
**[05:11] Nikki**
You're an optimistic simpleton,
aren't you, Taiju?
**[05:13] Nikki**
I like that about you.
**[05:15] Yuzuriha**
That's true, though.
**[05:16] Yuzuriha**
Instead of catching people one by one,
**[05:18] Yuzuriha**
maybe we should get everyone
while Ukyo-kun's not watching.
**[05:20] Yuzuriha**
That might work.
**[05:23] Senku**
Ukyo?
**[05:24] Gen**
He was a sonar operator on a submarine.
**[05:27] Gen**
He's got insanely good hearing.
**[05:30] Gen**
That's why Tsukasa-chan woke him up.
**[05:33] Gen**
Chrome-chan and Magma-chan
are holding him off for now.
**[05:38] Gen**
I hope they're safe.
**[05:55] Magma**
Chrome...
**[05:57] Magma**
I'll make sure your death wasn't in vain.
***SIGN*** Ground
***SIGN*** Plants
***SIGN*** Clothes
***SIGN*** Rock
**[06:14] Chrome**
Shut up! I'm not dead!
**[06:17] Chrome**
I haven't been hit once!
**[06:20] Magma**
Hey, you're alive.
**[06:22] Magma**
You were so pale, I thought you'd croaked.
**[06:25] Chrome**
I was just catatonic for a
moment because I thought I did.
**[06:28] Chrome**
You used me as a shield after all!
**[06:30] Magma**
Thanks to the arrow that nearly
hit you, I know where Ukyo is.
**[06:39] Chrome**
Idiot! Wait, Magma!
**[06:43] Chrome**
*The arrows are coming from all directions.*
**[06:46] Chrome**
* He's moving around so we*
* can't pinpoint his location.*
**[06:51] Chrome**
*He's taking advantage of the smoke.*
**[06:53] Chrome**
*Ukyo's bad news.*
**[06:56] Chrome**
*Meathead Magma's going to be no match.*
**[07:07] Magma**
That way!
**[07:09] Chrome**
*Think scientifically.*
**[07:12] Chrome**
*If he can shoot at me from any direction,*
**[07:15] Chrome**
* that means Ukyo has a complete*
* spatial understanding of where I am,*
**[07:19] Chrome**
*given his insane hearing.*
**[07:21] Chrome**
*So why did he just miss every shot?*
**[07:25] Chrome**
*We couldn't have gotten that lucky.*
**[07:29] Chrome**
Ukyo isn't trying to kill us.
**[07:32] Chrome**
He's trying to catch us unharmed
so he can interrogate us!
**[07:38] Chrome**
*In which case...*
**[07:43] Chrome**
* The best way to ensure*
* that none of us get hit is...*
**[08:03] Magma**
Damn it, Chrome.
**[08:05] Magma**
Where are you?
**[08:12] Magma**
Bastard!
**[08:24] Ukyo**
Screw the rope.
**[08:26] Chrome**
What's going on?
**[08:28] Ukyo**
You have no intention of running away.
**[08:30] Ukyo**
You raised a white flag on
purpose, too, didn't you?
**[08:33] Ukyo**
You did it to save the meathead and
the other person who ran away.
**[08:39] Ukyo**
I would have had to shoot the meathead
if we'd waited for the smoke to clear.
**[08:45] Chrome**
*I knew it.*
**[08:46] Chrome**
*He's after information, not my life.*
**[08:50] Ukyo**
That was impressive decision-making
in the heat of the moment.
**[08:53] Ukyo**
You've effectively beaten me.
**[08:55] Chrome**
Oh, yeah?
**[08:57] Chrome**
*No!*
**[08:58] Chrome**
*He's trying to interrogate me!*
**[09:01] Chrome**
*Well, crap.*
**[09:02] Chrome**
*I'm not falling for that.*
**[09:11] Ukyo**
Okay, we're here.
**[09:36] Chrome**
It's you.
**[09:39] Chrome**
You don't need to introduce yourself.
**[09:41] Chrome**
I can tell. You've got a different
aura from the rest.
**[09:46] Chrome**
I don't believe we've met before.
**[09:49] Chrome**
I've been meaning to meet you, Tsukasa!
**[09:56] Tsukasa**
I like your spirit.
**[09:59] Tsukasa**
Are you with Senku?
**[10:03] Chrome**
That's right, damn it, I am!
**[10:05] Chrome**
My name is Chrome.
**[10:07] Chrome**
I'm a science user of Ishigami Village!
**[10:17] Kinro**
Someone's coming.
**[10:22] Ruri**
No...
**[10:23] Suika**
Chrome's been captured
by the Tsukasa Empire!
**[10:28] Magma**
Well, what's the plan, twig?
**[10:33] Ruri**
Kohaku!
**[10:35] Ruri**
She's not going to help
him by herself, is she?
**[10:37] Kaseki**
She's so quick to act.
**[10:39] Kokuyo**
Stop Kohaku!
**[10:40] Ginro**
But how?
**[10:41] Ginro**
There's no one in this village
who can catch up to Kohaku-chan!
**[10:45] Senku**
Get back here, lioness.
**[10:48] Kohaku**
I'm not a lioness!
**[10:50] Kokuyo**
Hey, she stopped!
**[10:52] Kohaku**
Let me go, Father!
**[10:53] Kokuyo**
You fool.
**[10:54] Kokuyo**
What do you hope to do by charging
into enemy territory alone?
**[10:58] Kohaku**
Then what do you want to do?
**[11:00] Kohaku**
Are we abandoning Chrome?!
**[11:04] Senku**
If she can't do it on her own,
why not all go together?
**[11:08] Ginro**
Do you mean...
**[11:12] Senku**
The entire army of the Kingdom
of Science is moving out!
**[11:17] Senku**
Now that we've isolated Homura the
scout, there's nothing to wait for.
**[11:21] Senku**
We'll all move out and set up
camp near the Tsukasa Empire.
**[11:26] Senku**
From there, we'll have a shot
at bringing Chrome back.
**[11:34] Ginro**
I'm too terrified to go
near the Tsukasa Empire!
**[11:37] Ginro**
H-Hey...
**[11:38] Ginro**
Why don't we just hold our
ground here and wait instead?
**[11:42] Kohaku**
Winter will end in half a month.
**[11:44] Kohaku**
Sit here in wait, and Tsukasa's
army will come to end us.
**[11:48] Senku**
Yeah.
**[11:49] Senku**
Offense is the only effective defense.
**[11:52] Ginro**
I know, right?
**[11:53] Ginro**
That's what I thought, too!
**[11:54] Kohaku**
Ginro, you...
**[11:56] Gen**
Are we bringing all your science stuff, too?
**[12:00] Senku**
Without it, there's a ten billion
percent chance of failure
**[12:03] Senku**
in getting Chrome back, let alone
of defeating Tsukasa after that.
**[12:06] Suika**
It's so heavy, though.
**[12:09] Kinro**
There's no way we can carry all this.
**[12:11] Kinro**
What do we do?
**[12:13] Senku**
That won't be an issue.
**[12:26] Gen**
Wait, no way!
**[12:29] Senku**
We're making an automobile!
***SIGN*** Tree
***SIGN*** Bamboo
**[12:31] Gen**
Here we go again! Seriously?!
***SIGN*** Tire
***SIGN*** Iron
***SIGN*** Furnace
***SIGN*** Steam engine
***SIGN*** Honeycomb
**[12:36] Senku**
Exhilarating, isn't it?
***SIGN*** Water wheel
***SIGN*** Lathe
**[12:37] Gen**
Sure, it's exhilarating, but...
***SIGN*** Automobile
**[12:40] Gen**
You're having fun, aren't you, Senku-chan?
**[12:42] Gen**
Even in these circumstances...
**[12:56] Kaseki**
Amazing! Is this a schematic or something?
**[12:59] Suika**
He's drawing so many circles and triangles
and lines that my eyes are getting tired.
**[13:05] Gen**
You're pumped, huh, Senku-chan?
**[13:08] Senku**
Well, yeah, we're building a car.
**[13:11] Senku**
We're making a giant Mini 4WD model.
**[13:14] Senku**
All right, let's go with this.
**[13:16] Senku**
It's ten billion times
more primitive than what
**[13:19] Senku**
we've been using in our
rockets, but it'll work.
**[13:22] Senku**
It's a wobbler engine!
**[13:27] Senku**
We throw this into boiling water.
**[13:31] Senku**
Honeycomb.
**[13:33] Gen**
Oh, yeah, honeycomb.
**[13:36] Gen**
The stuff we went to gather
when we made plastic.
**[13:41] Gen**
We got attacked by a ton of bees.
**[13:43] Gen**
It was awful.
**[13:45] Gen**
Everyone turned into Anpanman.
**[13:48] Gen**
And then we ended up not
using it for making plastic.
**[13:51] Gen**
Just awful.
**[13:54] Senku**
It was just a byproduct of
gathering honey, anyway.
**[13:57] Senku**
We didn't need it because we ended up
with a simpler shape for our cell phone,
**[14:01] Senku**
but our parts this time
are going to be complex.
**[14:03] Senku**
Your hard work will be valuable.
**[14:07] Senku**
Boil honeycomb into a block,
and you get beeswax.
**[14:12] Gen**
Candles?
**[14:13] Senku**
It's the stuff you use to make
crayons and lipstick and stuff.
**[14:17] Gen**
We're making the engine out of this?
**[14:27] Kaseki**
It carves so cleanly on this spinny thing.
**[14:30] Senku**
A waterwheel lathe...
**[14:32] Senku**
Basically, a rotating cutter.
**[14:34] Senku**
We'll make our intricate parts with this.
**[14:37] Gen**
Is it really going to work with
something as brittle as wax? Really?
**[14:41] Senku**
Yeah, that won't be one
millimeter of a problem.
**[14:45] Senku**
We use plaster to form a mold around
the intricate parts we've made from wax.
**[14:48] Senku**
Then we melt down brass
and pour it into the mold.
**[14:52] Gen**
Ah, so we aren't actually using wax parts.
**[14:55] Gen**
I guess that's obvious.
**[14:59] Suika**
We're tearing down the
furnace that Senku made us.
**[15:02] Ruri**
I know spring is coming soon,
but what are we using it for?
**[15:06] Magma**
Who knows?
**[15:07] Magma**
Senku says he wants it.
**[15:10] Kohaku**
He sounded so happy as he said,
"This is perfect. Science is all about reuse."
**[15:16] Ruri**
I can picture him saying it just like that.
**[15:21] Senku**
We're putting the whole
steam engine on the car.
**[15:23] Senku**
The way it works is simple.
**[15:25] Senku**
Heat water over the furnace,
and you get steam.
**[15:28] Kaseki**
Yeah.
**[15:29] Senku**
On the end of that, we attach
the part that you built, Kaseki.
**[15:34] Senku**
The steam pushes it downward.
**[15:36] Senku**
Think of it like a reverse pump.
**[15:38] Kaseki**
Yeah, yeah!
**[15:40] Senku**
Put that reverse pump on a saucer,
and it'll push, turn, and pull.
**[15:45] Senku**
That's the wobbler engine.
**[15:49] Gen**
You guys sure are enjoying this, aren't you?
**[15:52] Kohaku**
They've completely forgotten
about their goal of using the car
**[15:56] Kohaku**
to send in the whole army to save Chrome.
**[16:01] Senku**
Don't worry about it.
**[16:02] Senku**
As far as Tsukasa's men are concerned,
Chrome's just a wimpy villager.
**[16:07] Senku**
I'm sure they're taking good
care of him as a hostage.
**[16:11] Senku**
As long as he keeps his
mouth shut, he'll be fine.
**[16:15] Kohaku**
We're talking about Chrome.
**[16:18] Kohaku**
"As long as he keeps his
mouth shut, he'll be fine"?
**[16:22] Kohaku**
We're talking about Chrome.
**[16:23] Ginro**
She said it twice.
**[16:30] Senku**
Maybe we should pick up the pace.
**[16:33] Kaseki**
We're going to be busy!
***SIGN*** What is this? What's going on?
***SIGN*** The three top men are here.
***SIGN*** Ukyo...
***SIGN*** Hyoga...
***SIGN*** Tsukasa!
***SIGN*** Wait, who's the guy with the headband?
**[16:49] Tsukasa**
Why did you declare that you're a scientist?
**[16:53] Tsukasa**
If Senku had told you of the situation,
**[16:55] Tsukasa**
you'd know that you're only
putting yourself at more risk.
**[16:58] Chrome**
That's right, Tsukasa.
**[17:00] Chrome**
I'm here to teach you straight-up,
science-killer Tsukasa.
**[17:06] Chrome**
I'll teach you how cool science is!
**[17:10] Chrome**
Listen up!
**[17:12] Chrome**
First, we have...
**[17:14] Chrome**
colorful flames!
**[17:27] Chrome**
*Crap, I messed up.*
**[17:29] Chrome**
*Completely.*
**[17:31] Chrome**
* I should have pitched ramen*
* or cotton candy first.*
**[17:33] Hyoga**
Would you like to tell us what
brings you, a scientist, here?
**[17:38] Hyoga**
Of course, if you don't,
you'll just end up dead.
**[17:42] Chrome**
*I can't tell them I brought a cell phone!*
**[17:46] Chrome**
*I'm actually going to die.*
**[17:49] Chrome**
*Shit!*
**[17:51] Tsukasa**
Chrome,
**[17:54] Tsukasa**
it's not that I'm entirely against
a scientific civilization.
**[17:58] Tsukasa**
In fact, we use fire and tools here, too.
**[18:02] Tsukasa**
That's science just as much as anything.
**[18:05] Tsukasa**
But you have no idea how
thoroughly the past world was
**[18:10] Tsukasa**
tainted by established powers
using weapons of science.
**[18:15] Tsukasa**
There needs to be restraint.
**[18:17] Tsukasa**
This beautiful world was purified
by someone, for some purpose,
**[18:21] Tsukasa**
and Senku is now trying
to tarnish it once again.
**[18:27] Hyoga**
This is an opportunity.
**[18:28] Hyoga**
Why don't you join us, Chrome-kun?
**[18:33] Tsukasa**
If you hand us Senku's head, I can
promise you all the flame tests
**[18:37] Tsukasa**
and science tricks to keep you happy,
and the safety of everyone in the village.
**[18:43] Chrome**
That doesn't sound bad,
**[18:45] Chrome**
compared to dying.
**[18:50] Chrome**
Is that what you thought I'd say?
**[18:54] Chrome**
Hurry up and drop me.
**[18:57] Hyoga**
That right?
**[19:21] Tsukasa**
* He was completely unwavering*
* in his conviction,*
**[19:24] Tsukasa**
*even with his death waiting at the bottom.*
**[19:40] Chrome**
*A bridge?*
**[19:41] Tsukasa**
There's no point in pushing him any further.
**[19:44] Tsukasa**
He won't turn, neither for carrot nor for stick.
**[19:48] Hyoga**
We'll just have to make a
guess as to why he's here.
**[19:52] Hyoga**
Ukyo-kun, where did you find him?
**[19:57] Chrome**
*That's right.*
**[19:58] Chrome**
* Ukyo knows we were up to*
* something at the graveyard.*
**[20:02] Chrome**
* It won't take long for them to check*
* it out and find the cell phone.*
**[20:06] Chrome**
*Damn it, this is bad.*
**[20:08] Chrome**
*Shit! We're screwed!*
**[20:10] Chrome**
*Shit!*
**[20:13] Ukyo**
Chrome-kun was scouting out
the miracle cave by himself.
**[20:18] Ukyo**
He must be after the nitric acid.
**[20:21] Chrome**
*What's going on?*
**[20:23] Chrome**
*I mean, I'm saved, but...*
**[20:26] Chrome**
*Why would you lie to Hyoga and Tsukasa?*
**[20:29] Chrome**
*Man, what's up with this Ukyo guy?*
**[20:34] Chrome**
* Is he trying to start a revolution in*
* the Tsukasa Empire or something?*
**[20:48] Senku**
Now it's just model-building.
**[20:50] Senku**
We're putting it together
using melted iron and solder.
**[21:00] Magma**
Wh-What is this thing?!
**[21:08] Suika**
Now we can go save Chrome!
**[21:11] Kohaku**
It's a living iron creature
built from nothing.
***SIGN*** m 0 0 l 0 -35 l 85 -35 l 85 35 l -85 35 l -85 -35 l 0 -35
***SIGN*** Steam engine
acquired!!
**[21:21] Gen**
A living creature, huh?
**[21:23] Senku**
It's her first time seeing something
that moves on its own.
**[21:26] Senku**
Can't blame her for thinking that.
**[21:39] Gen**
This is it! It's finally here!
**[21:42] Gen**
The Industrial Revolution!
**[22:00] Senku**
The Kingdom of Science Railway
steam engine's destination...
**[22:09] Senku**
is the Tsukasa Empire.
***SIGN*** Next Episode
***SIGN*** This is a work of fiction, but the plants, animals, and production methods described are based on reality. Foraging and making things on your own accord is extremely dangerous and, in some cases, illegal. Please do not imitate without expertise.
# E5 - Steam Gorilla
Source: [Crunchyroll](https://www.crunchyroll.com/watch/G7PU45NJW/steam-gorilla)
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**[00:02] Suika**
Now we can go save Chrome!
**[00:05] Kohaku**
It's a living iron creature
built from nothing.
***SIGN*** m 0 0 l 0 -35 l 85 -35 l 85 35 l -85 35 l -85 -35 l 0 -35
***SIGN*** Steam engine
acquired!!
**[00:17] Senku**
Out of the way!
**[00:19] Senku**
It'll run you over!
**[00:20] Gen**
Seriously, you'll get hurt real bad!
Everyone, stay away!
**[00:29] Magma**
"Hurt real bad," my ass!
**[00:31] Magma**
All this thing ever does is run.
**[00:33] Magma**
It's no match for my number one power!
**[00:38] Ginro**
Look out!
**[00:40] Kohaku**
Magma and the iron steam engine
creature are going to duke it out.
**[00:44] Kohaku**
This'll be interesting.
**[00:53] Magma**
You don't scare me!
**[01:01] Kohaku**
Magma!
**[01:06] Senku**
What are you, mental?
**[01:08] Senku**
Why would you think you
could stop a steam engine?
**[01:11] Ruri**
It's like a living creature.
**[01:13] Kinro**
Yeah. A creature with incredible strength.
**[01:16] Suika**
It's like a gorilla!
**[01:18] Ginro**
Yeah, even more like one than Kohaku-chan!
**[01:22] Ginro**
Isn't this Chrome's role?
**[01:26] Ginro**
Come back home, Chrome.
**[01:28] Kohaku**
Now we can all go help Chrome.
**[01:31] Senku**
Yeah.
**[01:32] Senku**
Once the engine's done, the rest
of the car won't be hard to build.
**[01:37] Senku**
It's the power beast of science: Steam Gorilla.
**[01:43] Senku**
Well, then...
**[01:45] Senku**
This village has been great to me.
**[01:49] Senku**
But it's goodbye for now.
**[01:53] Kohaku**
Senku...
**[01:54] Senku**
We don't have time to be getting sentimental.
**[02:00] Senku**
We're throwing all our science gear on board
**[02:03] Senku**
and heading to the
Tsukasa Empire, one and all!
**[02:07] Senku**
This is exhilarating.
**[03:47] Chrome**
Let me go, you...
**[03:51] Chrome**
That hurt, you bastard!
**[03:56] Chrome**
What, do you really think you can
trust this wimpy bamboo cage?
**[03:59] Chrome**
Don't go crying about it later!
**[04:06] Hyoga**
Tsukasa-kun, why are we keeping
him here, so out in the open?
**[04:35] Gen**
I-It's so shaky!
**[04:36] Gen**
It's going to collapse!
**[04:38] Gen**
All our cargo's going to fall apart!
**[04:45] Gen**
O-O-Oh, God!
**[04:48] Gen**
Wh-Wh-Why am I the test driver?
**[04:53] Senku**
You're the only one who
has a driver's license.
**[04:56] Gen**
Driver's license?! In this world?!
**[04:58] Senku**
Gotta obey traffic laws.
**[05:01] Gen**
You're surprisingly upright, huh?
**[05:03] Senku**
I didn't think that for one millisecond.
**[05:06] Gen**
Which is it?!
**[05:07] Gen**
I don't think wooden wheels are
going to hold up, are they?
**[05:10] Gen**
We aren't driving on paved roads.
**[05:13] Gen**
What are we doing for tires?
**[05:16] Suika**
Don't worry!
**[05:17] Suika**
We're all working hard!
**[05:19] Suika**
We're doing hexagonal bamboo weaves!
**[05:23] Gen**
Bamboo?
**[05:27] Gen**
What is this?
**[05:29] Senku**
Yeah, they're the airless tires developed
by NASA for planetary exploration.
**[05:34] Senku**
And they're made from bamboo weave.
**[05:36] Gen**
You say that like we should all have
heard of them, but I had no idea.
**[05:44] Kaseki**
And there we have it!
**[05:47] Kaseki**
It's done!
**[05:49] Kaseki**
The Steam Gorilla!
***SIGN*** m 0 0 l 0 -35 l 85 -35 l 85 35 l -85 35 l -85 -35 l 0 -35
***SIGN*** Automobile
acquired!!
**[05:53] Ginro**
I'm confused, but it looks so cool!
**[05:56] Kinro**
Yeah, I'm confused, but it does look cool.
**[05:59] Kohaku**
Sure, it's amazing, and I'm impressed too,
but what's with their enthusiasm?
**[06:06] Gen**
You can't blame them.
**[06:07] Gen**
Not when it comes to making machines.
**[06:13] Suika**
Old Man Kaseki seems really sad.
**[06:21] Kaseki**
We need to hurry up and go free Chrome.
**[06:24] Kaseki**
I can't help but feel sorry for him.
**[06:28] Kohaku**
Tsukasa needs him as a hostage,
**[06:31] Kohaku**
but it's hard to say how
he might be treating him.
**[06:33] Kaseki**
No, I don't mean that.
**[06:38] Kaseki**
He's not here to help us
build our awesome automobile.
**[06:44] Kaseki**
That's why I feel sorry for him!
**[06:46] Senku**
It's so sad, the entirety of the
United States is going to weep.
**[06:50] Senku**
We need to hurry up and go
flex the Steam Gorilla at him.
**[06:59] Gen**
The science team is pretty awful, huh?
**[07:02] Ruri**
I suppose that's just what
good friends they are.
**[07:06] Kokuyo**
We're ready to move out whenever!
**[07:08] Kokuyo**
We're moving out en masse to rescue Chrome!
**[07:11] Senku**
All right.
**[07:12] Senku**
Load up the science tools and the pesky
old farts who can't walk fast enough.
**[07:24] Natri**
Senku, I don't think we can go.
**[07:31] Natri**
We've thought about it.
**[07:34] Natri**
Even with all the science equipment,
we could have just made multiple trips.
**[07:39] Natri**
So why did you build this
so-called "automobile"?
**[07:44] Natri**
You built it for those of us who
can't walk long distances.
**[07:49] Natri**
We already know, Senku.
**[07:53] Senku**
I don't care about that.
**[07:56] Senku**
I just like making sciencey things.
**[08:03] Alumi**
We'll stay behind in Ishigami Village.
**[08:06] Alumi**
We don't want to get in your
way while you're in battle.
**[08:11] Natri**
You'll be able to bring more
science tools with you that way.
**[08:15] Ruri**
But that's too dangerous.
**[08:17] Kohaku**
Yeah. What if Tsukasa-kun's
army sends reinforcements?
**[08:21] Kinro**
You won't stand a chance.
**[08:24] Kokuyo**
We must all go together.
**[08:26] Suika**
You can't stay behind!
**[08:30] Arumi**
Thank you, everyone.
**[08:32] Arumi**
But we aren't the least
bit worried about that.
**[08:41] Natri**
Because...
**[08:47] Natri**
Because you will defeat
the Tsukasa Empire first.
**[08:54] Natri**
Isn't that right?
**[09:00] Kohaku**
Yeah. Of course we will.
**[09:04] Kohaku**
We'll fight together and return here.
**[09:14] Kohaku**
Along with the victory flag
for the Kingdom of Science.
**[09:45] Ginro**
Lucky.
**[09:47] Ginro**
I wish I could drive, too.
**[09:51] Kaseki**
The Steam Gorilla's holding up really well.
**[09:54] Senku**
As long as we're on level ground.
**[09:56] Gen**
It's a bit of a roundabout route,
**[09:59] Gen**
but I've done several trips already,
so I know where all the flat roads are.
**[10:04] Gen**
But even so...
**[10:14] Magma**
It can't go up hills?!
**[10:16] Kohaku**
We'll have to push it together!
**[10:19] Kaseki**
The way the wobbler engine works,
it needs some momentum to keep turning.
**[10:22] ---**
Pushes
with
pump
**[10:22] ---**
Returns
on
momentum
**[10:25] Senku**
We would have had more power if we'd
built a double-cylinder engine.
**[10:30] Senku**
Trying to save time backfired on us.
**[10:34] Senku**
*More power?*
**[10:38] Kohaku**
All right.
**[10:39] Kohaku**
There's more of a climb up ahead.
**[10:45] Kohaku**
S-Senku...
**[10:50] Kohaku**
He's got a really evil grin.
**[10:53] Suika**
You can tell from his face
that he's up to something.
**[10:59] Kohaku**
We're setting up camp beneath a cliff.
**[11:02] Kohaku**
It's simplistic, but it's guerrilla warfare.
**[11:05] Senku**
Put all our manufacturing at the bottom.
**[11:07] Senku**
We'll hide as much of the smog
behind the trees as we can.
**[11:13] Kohaku**
* First, we need to figure out*
* where Chrome's being held.*
**[11:16] Kohaku**
*Until then, there's nothing we can do.*
**[11:20] Kohaku**
*But where do I begin?*
**[11:24] Kohaku**
Suika?!
**[11:25] Suika**
* Now's the time for Great Detective*
* Suika to make herself useful!*
**[11:51] Suika**
*It's no use...*
**[11:53] Suika**
*I can't find him anywhere.*
**[12:09] Chrome**
Damn it!
**[12:11] Chrome**
I'm so bored, cooped up in this
prison of cave and bamboo!
**[12:17] Person A**
What is he shouting about all of a sudden?
**[12:20] Suika**
*Chrome!*
**[12:22] Suika**
*He's safe and well!*
**[12:30] Kaseki**
You put yourself in serious danger!
**[12:32] Kokuyo**
But well done, Suika.
**[12:34] Suika**
They had so many guards, though.
**[12:38] Magma**
We'll just charge in and murder them all!
**[12:42] Ginro**
That's the worst thing to do.
**[12:46] Senku**
I don't know about murdering them,
**[12:48] Senku**
but charging in might not
be a bad idea this time.
**[12:52] Ginro**
Ch-Ch-Charge in?!
**[12:54] Ginro**
I don't mind, as long as
I'm not the one doing it.
**[12:56] Ginro**
But that's crazy!
**[12:58] Senku**
We're going to bust down
the bamboo prison by force.
**[13:01] Senku**
We've got a mech on our side.
**[13:04] Senku**
The monster of science
that is the Steam Gorilla.
**[13:07] Senku**
We're going to give it an insane
upgrade and turn it into a tank.
**[13:15] Kaseki**
We're modding my adorable little Steam
Gorilla, after all the work we put into it?!
**[13:20] Gen**
"Adorable"?
**[13:21] Kohaku**
Adorable isn't the right word.
**[13:23] Kinro**
It isn't *adorable*.
**[13:24] Ginro**
It's not adorable.
**[13:25] Suika**
It's not adorable.
**[13:28] Senku**
No, we're giving it a power-up.
**[13:30] Kaseki**
Oh, really?
**[13:34] Kaseki**
Then let's upgrade it!
**[13:36] Kaseki**
Now! Now!
**[13:40] Kohaku**
But Senku, how could we make it any better?
**[13:45] Senku**
We're going to armor it like crazy
**[13:47] Senku**
so it becomes a tank that we
can ram through the enemy.
**[13:50] Kohaku**
In iron all around?
**[13:52] Senku**
How could it even move?
It would be too damn heavy.
**[13:55] Senku**
We need speed in order to use it as a ram.
**[13:58] Gen**
Of course.
**[14:00] Gen**
So what are we making the tank with?
**[14:09] Senku**
Paper.
**[14:10] Ruri**
Hair?
**[14:11] Ginro**
Gods?
**[14:12] Gen**
I get it!
**[14:14] Gen**
A paper tank.
**[14:15] Gen**
That would be nice and light.
**[14:17] ---**
What?!
**[14:25] Suika**
We got a ton of weeds!
**[14:28] Ruri**
Does it really not matter
what kind of weeds they are?
**[14:31] Senku**
Just about anything works.
**[14:33] Senku**
We're going to boil all this grass
in sodium hydroxide to loosen it up.
**[14:39] Senku**
Mecha-Senku here!
**[14:41] Senku**
If you're going to try this at home,
try using bleach or baking soda!
**[14:46] Senku**
We take that boiled goo, wash it,
press it, and dry it.
**[14:54] Gen**
It actually looks legit!
**[14:56] Gen**
I never knew paper was so easy to make.
***SIGN*** m 0 0 l 0 -37 l 85 -37 l 85 37 l -85 37 l -85 -37 l 0 -37
***SIGN*** Paper
acquired!!
**[14:58] Senku**
This'll make it much easier
to draw blueprints and stuff.
**[15:01] Kaseki**
We wasted a lot of leather up until now.
**[15:05] Kinro**
What is that for?
***SIGN*** Knows the value
of paper
***SIGN*** Doesn't know the value of paper
**[15:09] Magma**
What use is this flimsy stuff?
**[15:13] Kohaku**
I hope you aren't going to suggest we make
a car with this feeble material, Senku.
**[15:19] Senku**
Yeah, that's what I'm suggesting.
**[15:30] Gen**
Wait, you aren't just making
a paper wall, are you?
**[15:34] Senku**
Bingo. Ten billion points for you.
**[15:37] Senku**
Lastly, we iron it out, and...
**[15:40] Senku**
We have a paper shield.
***SIGN*** m 0 0 l 0 -37 l 85 -37 l 85 37 l -85 37 l -85 -37 l 0 -37
***SIGN*** Paper shield
acquired!!
**[15:44] Senku**
Okay, now we glue these paper
shields all over the sides
**[15:50] Senku**
and turn the Steam Gorilla into a tank.
**[15:53] Kinro**
Senku.
**[15:55] Kinro**
You may not know...
**[16:07] Kinro**
But a blow from a spearman can
bring down even a wooden shield.
**[16:11] Kinro**
I have a hard time believing in
your so-called paper shield.
**[16:17] Ginro**
I think so, too!
**[16:19] Senku**
Oh?
**[16:20] Senku**
That'll be the perfect test, then.
**[16:24] Senku**
Wanna fight?
**[16:29] Suika**
This is bad!
**[16:30] Suika**
Senku and Kinro are in battle!
**[16:33] Kokuyo**
What?!
**[16:34] Kokuyo**
What is going on?
**[16:36] Gen**
Man, and that spear Senku-chan asked for...
**[16:41] Gen**
It's not for competitions, is it?
**[16:43] Gen**
It's the real deal.
**[16:46] Kinro**
This is dangerous, Senku.
**[16:48] Kinro**
I can't—
**[16:49] Senku**
It wouldn't be a test if you
didn't attack at full strength.
**[16:52] Senku**
That's the rule.
**[16:54] Senku**
According to you, the rules
are the rules, aren't they?
**[16:59] Kinro**
All right.
**[17:01] Kinro**
Then I won't hold back whatsoever.
**[17:08] Kohaku**
Senku!
**[17:22] Kohaku**
Senku won!
**[17:24] Magma**
Kinro's spear fell apart.
**[17:27] Kaseki**
The paper shield hasn't so much as dented!
**[17:29] Gen**
With a paper wall? How?
**[17:32] Kohaku**
No, wait.
**[17:38] Kohaku**
I don't think he'll be able to
answer any questions for a while.
**[17:42] Suika**
He's gone numb.
**[17:43] Ginro**
He stopped the blade,
but he still took the impact.
**[17:48] Gen**
That wasn't just glue you were
painting onto the paper, was it?
**[17:53] Suika**
Bingo. Ten billion points for you.
**[17:57] Suika**
I painted molten plastic onto it.
**[18:00] Suika**
Combine the flexibility of paper
with the rigidity of plastic, and...
**[18:05] Suika**
We have carbon resin.
***SIGN*** Plastic
***SIGN*** Carbon Fiber
(Fiber-fortified plastic)
***SIGN*** Fiber
**[18:08] Gen**
Carbon fiber?!
**[18:09] Gen**
I think I might have heard of it...
**[18:11] Senku**
It's stupid light and stupid tough.
**[18:15] Senku**
It's used in F1 car bodies and rockets.
**[18:18] Senku**
It's the ultimate construction material,
with SS agility and SS defense.
**[18:33] Ginro**
Check out the Steam Gorilla!
**[18:35] Kaseki**
It's ridiculously powered up!
**[18:39] Suika**
It's starting to look really tough.
**[18:42] Senku**
We made it a double steam
engine, front-wheel drive,
**[18:46] Senku**
with insanely huge caterpillar-ish wheels.
**[18:48] Kohaku**
We can do it,
**[18:50] Kohaku**
so long as we have this tank
fortified with the ultimate material!
**[18:56] Kohaku**
We could potentially ram into
the prison and destroy it,
**[18:59] Kohaku**
saving Chrome without causing
any bloodshed at all!
**[19:07] Kinro**
* I'm sure Suika told the others*
* where I'm being held, but...*
**[19:12] Person A**
Gotta go pee.
**[19:14] Person B**
No, idiot! Don't go over there!
**[19:22] Gen**
*Shit!*
**[19:23] Gen**
*This is...*
**[19:26] Hyoga**
A trap?
**[19:28] Tsukasa**
Coal is easy to obtain, as long
as you don't care about quality.
**[19:34] Tsukasa**
The next science we need to
be wary of, after gunpowder,
**[19:39] Tsukasa**
is a frontal assault using a steam engine.
**[19:42] Hyoga**
A steam engine?
**[19:44] Hyoga**
In this stone world?
**[19:47] Tsukasa**
Sooner or later, they'll get there.
**[19:50] Tsukasa**
Senku would do it.
**[19:53] Hyoga**
Is that why you imprisoned him somewhere
so easy to attack by vehicle?
**[20:00] Hyoga**
I see.
**[20:01] Hyoga**
Chrome-kun is bait.
**[20:06] Tsukasa**
Senku puts on a cold act,
but he won't abandon his friends.
**[20:13] Tsukasa**
That's his fatal weakness.
**[20:20] Ginro**
Hey, hey, do you think...
**[20:23] Ginro**
Once we rescue Chrome,
**[20:24] Ginro**
we could use the Steam Gorilla tank
**[20:27] Ginro**
to wreck Tsukasa's army?
**[20:31] Ginro**
Then we might not even have to fight!
**[20:37] Senku**
*If* it's still working after
we slam into the prison.
**[20:41] Senku**
It's a one-time-use build,
only meant for saving Chrome.
**[20:44] Kaseki**
Really?!
**[20:46] Senku**
It's a one-shot surprise attack mech.
**[20:49] Senku**
If they figure us out and take measures
against a vehicular assault, it's over.
**[20:56] Person A**
Here, there...
**[20:57] Person A**
Anti-vehicle traps everywhere!
**[21:02] Person B**
So they're all screwed if they come
here hoping to save this idiot!
**[21:07] Chrome**
*No! It's a trap, Senku!*
**[21:09] Chrome**
*Don't come to rescue me!*
**[21:11] Chrome**
*I have to let them all know.*
**[21:14] Chrome**
*Someone...*
**[21:20] Chrome**
*Damn, what am I saying?*
**[21:23] Chrome**
*Come rescue me?*
**[21:25] Chrome**
* What am I, a kid crying*
* for his mommy and daddy?*
**[21:29] Chrome**
*Hell no!*
**[21:32] Chrome**
*I'm going to save*
**[21:35] Chrome**
*Senku and the others.*
**[21:38] Gen**
It'd be such a waste to only use it once, though.
**[21:41] Gen**
If we spent some time mounting a turret on it,
**[21:44] Gen**
we could use it to take over
the miracle cave or something.
**[21:47] Senku**
Quit talking in hypotheticals.
**[21:50] Senku**
It's a waste of time.
**[21:53] Kohaku**
But if Chrome were to escape on his
own, things would be quite different.
**[22:02] Chrome**
*I'm going to escape on my own,*
**[22:04] Chrome**
*using the power of science!*
**[22:09] Chrome**
That's right. I'm Chrome, the science user.
***SIGN*** Next Episode
***SIGN*** This is a work of fiction, but the plants, animals, and production methods described are based on reality. Foraging and making things on your own accord is extremely dangerous and, in some cases, illegal. Please do not imitate without expertise.
# E6 - Prison Break
Source: [Crunchyroll](https://www.crunchyroll.com/watch/G9DUEXVGP/prison-break)
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**[00:00] Senku**
Well, time to begin our
mission to save Chrome.
**[00:04] Senku**
The mission objectives are simple.
**[00:07] Senku**
First, we break down Chrome's bamboo
prison with the powered-up Steam Gorilla.
**[00:13] Senku**
Then we run.
**[00:14] Senku**
That is all.
**[00:17] Suika**
It's so simple.
**[00:19] Gen**
Well, if they found out,
it'd give them a chance to prepare.
**[00:22] Gen**
The Steam Gorilla's a
one-time-use disposable.
**[00:26] Gen**
Senku-chan has no trouble letting go of things.
**[00:31] Kaseki**
We can't trash our adorable Steam Gorilla!
**[00:36] Kohaku**
We don't have much time, though.
**[00:38] Kohaku**
This is Chrome we're talking about.
At some point, he's going to run his mouth.
**[00:42] Chrome**
I'm a science user!
**[00:43] Chrome**
Colorful flames!
***SIGN*** Running his mouth
like hell...
**[00:47] Kohaku**
We may already be too late.
**[00:49] Senku**
Yeah, I bet.
**[00:51] Senku**
Let's get ready to set out immediately.
**[00:54] All**
Yeah!
**[01:01] Tsukasa**
Senku would never abandon one of his own.
**[01:04] Tsukasa**
He'll undoubtedly use weapons
of science to save Chrome.
**[01:09] Tsukasa**
For example, a bombardment by steam engine.
**[01:13] Tsukasa**
That's why we need your strength.
**[01:16] Yo**
My strength?
**[01:19] Minami**
I know about you. I interviewed you before.
**[01:21] Minami**
You won in the baton category at
the police martial arts competition.
**[01:26] Minami**
You're a crazy-strong, crazy police officer.
**[01:30] Tsukasa**
Mm.
**[01:31] Tsukasa**
Could I ask you to manage the prison
and the traps in its vicinity, Yo?
**[01:37] Yo**
Piece of cake, yo.
**[01:38] Yo**
Woo! Leave it to me, Yo-kun.
**[01:42] Yo**
I'll use the prisoner as bait to take down
Senku and all of his baddie buddies!
**[01:47] Minami**
Yay.
**[01:49] Chrome**
* I'm going to escape on my own before*
* Senku and the others come to help me,*
**[01:54] Chrome**
* with science user Chrome's*
* awesome science power.*
**[03:35] Chrome**
*How am I supposed to break out, though?*
**[03:39] Chrome**
* All my science stuff got*
* taken away when I got caught.*
**[03:47] Chrome**
* The walls and ground are*
* too hard to dig through.*
**[03:50] Chrome**
*What if I spend several days*
**[03:52] Chrome**
* grinding down the rope that*
* holds the bamboo bars together?*
**[03:56] Chrome**
*No, that's never going to work.*
**[03:58] Chrome**
*What would Senku do in this situation?*
**[04:03] Chrome**
*I need to calculate a way to escape.*
**[04:09] Chrome**
*Damn it!*
**[04:11] Chrome**
*Of course not.*
**[04:12] Chrome**
*I can't just imitate Senku.*
**[04:15] Yo**
And boom!
**[04:19] Yo**
What do you expect?
**[04:20] Yo**
What do you want me to do?
**[04:22] Yo**
You ruined one of the pit traps.
**[04:25] Yo**
No pleading innocence.
**[04:28] Yo**
Okay, all done.
**[04:30] Yo**
We're good now.
**[04:32] Person A**
S-Sorry, Yo-kun.
**[04:34] Yo**
Spare me the apologies. We're good now.
**[04:37] Yo**
In fact, if anyone gives you any
more trouble, I'll make them pay.
**[04:45] Yo**
This new world's nice and simple.
**[04:50] (Flashback) Man B**
Thank you, sir, for helping
us wipe our slate clean.
**[04:55] (Flashback) Man A**
Oh, sure.
**[04:56] (Flashback) Man B**
I'm not going to the slammer
just for evading taxes.
**[05:04] (Flashback) Man B**
These are for you.
**[05:12] (Flashback) Man A**
These are tasty-looking steamed buns indeed.
**[05:14] (Flashback) Man A**
Let me pour you a drink.
**[05:16] (Flashback) Man B**
Thank you.
**[05:18] (Flashback) Yo**
And boom!
**[05:19] (Flashback) Man A**
What?!
**[05:22] (Flashback) Yo**
I found the baddies!
**[05:25] (Flashback) SP A**
Arrest them!
**[05:26] (Flashback) SP B**
Bastards!
**[05:27] (Flashback) Yo**
And boom!
**[05:29] (Flashback) Yo**
Boom!
**[05:41] (Flashback) Yo**
A criminal ran away.
**[05:43] (Flashback) Yo**
So I shot him.
**[05:45] (Flashback) Yo**
Did I do something wrong?
**[05:47] (Flashback) Yo**
A trial? That's a pain in the ass.
**[05:50] (Flashback) Yo**
He's a bad guy. Just kill him.
**[05:53] (Flashback) Yo**
Boom!
***SIGN*** Central Police Station
**[05:57] (Flashback) Boss A**
You're fired!
**[06:00] Yo**
I had no future in the old world.
**[06:03] Yo**
Hooray for the reset, y'know?
**[06:06] Chrome**
*Is he the prison boss type?*
**[06:10] Chrome**
*This seems kinda bad.*
**[06:12] Chrome**
* I don't think I can get*
* anything done in front of him.*
**[06:14] Yo**
I could make it to the
top in this stone world.
**[06:19] Yo**
You know how the three people
**[06:21] Yo**
at the pinnacle of humanity right now
are Tsukasa, Hyoga, and Ukyo, right?
**[06:25] Yo**
Wrong!
**[06:27] Yo**
It's the four emperors, myself included.
**[06:30] Yo**
So I gotta put on a good
show and take my throne.
**[06:36] Yo**
Once I'm at the top...
**[06:45] Yo**
To that end, I'm going to use that captive
primitive to lure... Senku, was it?
**[06:50] Yo**
Boom! Right into a pit trap
with all of his buddies.
**[06:56] Yo**
I'm going to make this work
if it's the last thing I do.
**[07:01] Big Man A**
Are you sure?
**[07:02] Yo**
Huh?
**[07:03] Big Man A**
I mean, I'm pretty sure he heard your plan.
**[07:07] Yo**
Who cares?
**[07:09] Yo**
He can't contact his friends or anything.
**[07:11] Yo**
Don't sweat it.
**[07:14] Yo**
Besides, he's just a primitive.
**[07:18] Chrome**
Who are you calling a
flimsy, dumbass primitive?!
**[07:23] Yo**
Huh? I never said all that, did I?
**[07:24] Chrome**
I'm going to make you regret it!
**[07:27] Chrome**
*Damn it!*
**[07:29] Chrome**
*I may be a primitive from their perspective,*
**[07:33] Chrome**
* but just watch me make*
* my escape with science!*
**[07:46] Chrome**
* There's no point in mulling*
* it over forever in my head.*
**[07:50] Chrome**
*I'm not as good as Senku.*
**[07:53] Chrome**
*First, I need to gather materials.*
**[07:55] Chrome**
*That's what I'm best at.*
**[07:57] Chrome**
*Less thinking, more action.*
**[07:58] Chrome**
*Search.*
**[08:00] Chrome**
*That's where my science begins.*
**[08:02] Chrome**
What's up, man?
**[08:04] Chrome**
Are you that interested in
seeing me take a dump?
**[08:06] Person A**
Shut up!
**[08:07] Person A**
Go get it done already!
**[08:24] Chrome**
*All right, this is my loot.*
**[08:27] Chrome**
*Do I have anything I can
use to make an escape?*
***SIGN*** Dead shepherd's
purse
***SIGN*** Dandelions
***SIGN*** Sorrel
***SIGN*** Dried branches
***SIGN*** Dried shiso
***SIGN*** Sorrel
***SIGN*** Sorrel
***SIGN*** Sorrel
***SIGN*** Sorrel
***SIGN*** Sorrel
***SIGN*** Sorrel
***SIGN*** Sorrel
***SIGN*** Sorrel
***SIGN*** Sorrel
***SIGN*** Sorrel
***SIGN*** Sorrel
***SIGN*** Sorrel
**[08:34] Chrome**
Yes! I found it!
**[08:36] Chrome**
A four-leaf clover!
**[08:38] Chrome**
I hunted these things like crazy with Ruri.
**[08:41] Chrome**
Good times!
**[08:44] Chrome**
Wait, no!
**[08:45] Chrome**
How am I supposed to escape
with just grasses and twigs?!
**[08:59] Chrome**
*Twigs...*
**[09:01] Chrome**
*It'll work.*
**[09:04] Chrome**
* If I can set fire to the ropes*
* binding the bamboo together...*
**[09:07] Chrome**
*I can do this!*
**[09:12] Chrome**
*I can't do it.*
**[09:13] Chrome**
* There's no way I'm starting*
* a fire with these branches.*
**[09:16] Chrome**
*Fire...*
**[09:17] Chrome**
*Damn it!*
**[09:22] Chrome**
*If only I had a battery...*
**[09:24] Chrome**
*They took it away when they searched me.*
**[09:52] Chrome**
Zzz...
**[09:54] Chrome**
Zzz...
**[09:55] Chrome**
Zzz...
**[09:57] Chrome**
*Holy crap!*
**[09:58] Chrome**
*How do I have a battery?*
**[10:02] Chrome**
*I get it!*
**[10:03] Chrome**
*It's from those two, Taiju and Yuzuriha!*
**[10:05] Chrome**
*Thank you for sneaking this in for me!*
**[10:09] Chrome**
*Let's get started, then.*
**[10:11] Chrome**
*I have to escape during the night.*
**[10:14] Chrome**
* Hook the positive and negative*
* of the battery together...*
**[10:21] Big Man B**
I saw a spark!
**[10:22] Big Man B**
It's a fire!
**[10:23] Big Man C**
I smell a match!
**[10:25] Big Man A**
And what was that sound?!
**[10:31] Yo**
Yo, primitive.
**[10:33] Yo**
Did you really think we
wouldn't notice a fire?
**[10:37] Yo**
How did you even light it?
**[10:40] Chrome**
I-I'm not telling you!
**[10:43] Chrome**
Don't underestimate a science user!
**[10:46] Chrome**
*Damn it, he's going to find out.*
**[10:47] Chrome**
*He's going to find my battery!*
**[10:51] Yo**
Ah, you found some twigs
and rubbed them together.
**[10:54] Yo**
Thanks for your hard work, man.
**[10:58] Chrome**
*I'm saved.*
**[11:00] Chrome**
*I was lucky I had this stuff with me.*
**[11:07] Yo**
Hang on, sorry.
**[11:09] Yo**
Is this what you mean when you call
yourself a science user, Primitive-kun?
**[11:18] Yo**
No, I shouldn't laugh at
developing peoples like that.
**[11:23] Yo**
Sorry. Really.
**[11:31] Yo**
Did you know?
**[11:32] Yo**
When you rub wood together,
it gets really hot.
**[11:35] Yo**
Rub, rub, rub... Kapoof!
**[11:37] Yo**
Well?! That's the power of science!
**[11:40] Yo**
Don't underestimate a science user!
**[11:42] Yo**
Hrmph!
**[11:45] Yo**
Crap, I can't stop laughing! Sorry...
**[11:48] Yo**
You're too funny, Primitive-kun.
**[11:53] Chrome**
*To hell with that!*
**[11:54] Chrome**
*I used metal! A battery!*
**[11:57] Chrome**
*I'm way more advanced than you...*
**[12:01] Chrome**
*No.*
**[12:02] Chrome**
*Science isn't for bragging.*
**[12:05] Chrome**
*Remember my goal.*
**[12:08] Chrome**
*In fact, I should pretend to be low-level.*
**[12:13] Chrome**
Fine! I'll show you some insane science!
**[12:16] Chrome**
Don't wet yourselves!
**[12:17] Chrome**
Did you know you can boil
seawater to get salt?!
**[12:21] Chrome**
I bet you didn't!
**[12:28] Big Man C**
That's amazing, science user Chrome-kun!
**[12:32] Yo**
Sorry. Good luck.
**[12:34] Yo**
I'm looking forward to your
seawater prison escape.
**[12:38] Big Men**
Oh, man!
**[12:41] Chrome**
*Seawater prison escape?*
**[12:47] Senku**
*Separate the salt water using electricity...*
**[12:49] Senku**
*We have sodium hydroxide!*
**[12:51] Senku**
*The yakuza use it to melt corpses.*
**[12:55] Chrome**
* I might be able to melt it*
* down with sodium hydroxide.*
**[12:59] Chrome**
*Those ropes shouldn't be that tough.*
**[13:02] Chrome**
*I have electricity.*
**[13:04] Chrome**
*All I need now is salt water.*
**[13:06] Chrome**
* Senku used seawater, but I won't*
* be getting any of that in prison.*
**[13:11] Chrome**
*Then there's only one way to make salt water!*
**[13:30] Big Man D**
What the hell?
**[13:32] Big Man C**
Leave him be.
**[13:50] Chrome**
*I can do it by myself.*
**[14:16] Chrome**
*How's that?*
**[14:18] Chrome**
* I'm breaking down the cell using*
* a chemically decomposed liquid.*
**[14:23] Chrome**
* This is the jailbreak of*
* Chrome the science user!*
**[14:42] Chrome**
Oh, shit!
**[14:43] Chrome**
There's a bear in the prison!
**[14:46] Chrome**
*There can't be a bear in the prison.*
**[14:48] Chrome**
*This is the BSing skill I learned from Gen!*
**[14:51] Chrome**
This is the moment I've been waiting for!
**[14:54] Chrome**
The one second I needed
**[14:57] Chrome**
to escape here!
**[15:09] Chrome**
I pole vault all the time when
I'm out scavenging for materials.
**[15:24] Person A**
That primitive knows where all the traps are!
**[15:28] Person B**
Yo-kun!
***SIGN*** Utterly Destroyed
**[15:34] Yo**
Wait, why?!
**[15:36] Yo**
How did you break through the bars?
**[15:37] Yo**
And all of them at once!
**[15:39] Yo**
I-It's melted!
**[15:41] Yo**
Some kind of science?
**[15:43] Yo**
By that primitive who was bragging
about rubbing wood together?
**[15:47] Yo**
Damn it!
**[15:48] Big Man A**
Stop!
**[15:51] Chrome**
You must be having a hard time chasing me.
**[15:54] Chrome**
Especially after you saw Yo beat the snot
out of a guy who broke one of the traps.
**[15:58] Chrome**
That's what you get for talking
shit about other people's mistakes.
**[16:01] Chrome**
*He's taking advantage of the smoke.*
**[16:04] Chrome**
I swiped that off of Ukyo.
**[16:07] Chrome**
Use the enemy's traps against them!
**[16:11] Chrome**
Damn it, of course you'd be the
one who's still coming after me,
**[16:19] Chrome**
Yo!
**[16:29] Chrome**
He's so fast!
**[16:30] Yo**
Damn primitive!
**[16:32] Yo**
I need to make it to the top of this world!
**[16:35] Yo**
And to that end,
I need you no matter what, Chrome!
**[16:45] Chrome**
*Shit!*
**[16:46] Chrome**
*Dead end!*
**[16:50] Chrome**
*Damn it, I have to fight!*
**[16:52] Yo**
Boom!
**[16:59] Yo**
Yo, you're a total moron, aren't you?
**[17:03] Yo**
How did you think a primitive
with a bamboo pole
**[17:06] Yo**
could put up a fight against a
policeman with modern training?
**[17:10] Yo**
Take your pick.
**[17:11] Yo**
Do you want to get the crap beaten out
of you and be sent back to prison,
**[17:14] Yo**
or do you want to get the life beaten
out of you and be sent back to prison?
**[17:18] Yo**
No pleading innocence.
**[17:20] Yo**
But we can call it even.
**[17:24] Chrome**
It doesn't make any difference to me.
**[17:28] Chrome**
Either way, I've only got
a few days left to live.
**[17:39] Yo**
What the hell are you doing?
**[17:47] Yo**
* That's not the amount of blood you'd*
* lose from a cut in your mouth!*
**[17:51] Yo**
*He's vomiting blood!*
**[17:53] Chrome**
I caught it in the village.
**[17:57] Chrome**
I didn't tell anyone.
**[17:59] Chrome**
I didn't want to worry them.
**[18:03] Chrome**
It's too late for me, though.
**[18:07] Chrome**
Pneumonia.
**[18:09] Chrome**
For you scienceless bastards,
it's a deadly contagious disease.
**[18:20] Yo**
Hey! No! Stop!
**[18:22] Yo**
Chrome, you asshole!
**[18:23] Yo**
Damn it!
**[18:27] Chrome**
I have just one move that
I mastered in combat.
**[18:33] Chrome**
Here it is!
**[19:06] Kohaku**
Impossible!
**[19:10] Suika**
Chrome's come home!
**[19:12] Kaseki**
You escaped by yourself?!
**[19:15] Kaseki**
Not bad!
**[19:17] Kohaku**
I'm impressed you figured
out where our camp was.
**[19:20] Chrome**
Who the hell could figure that out?
**[19:23] Chrome**
I just went in the direction
Suika went after she scouted,
**[19:25] Chrome**
and I chose a route that might
be visible through a telescope.
**[19:29] Gen**
Good job, Great Detective Suika-chan.
**[19:34] Gen**
But Chrome-chan, how did you
break through the bamboo bars?
**[19:37] Chrome**
Oh, check out my awesome science!
**[19:42] Chrome**
I made that melty chemical
using salt water and a battery.
**[19:46] Chrome**
Sodium hydroxide, was it?
**[19:49] Chrome**
Wow!
**[19:50] Chrome**
Sodium hydrochlorite.
**[19:52] Chrome**
That's what you actually made, Chrome.
**[19:56] Chrome**
If you don't have a membrane in the
salt water, you discover bleach instead.
***SIGN*** Kitchen Cleaner
***SIGN*** Do not mix. Danger
**[20:01] Gen**
Speeds up all your cleaning!
**[20:05] Chrome**
It's a perfectly useful base.
**[20:07] Chrome**
Nothing wrong with using that
**[20:09] Chrome**
to melt down the cellulose in
the weeds used to make rope.
**[20:13] Chrome**
That's a great way to escape
from a bamboo prison.
**[20:17] Chrome**
Well done. Ten billion points for you.
**[20:22] Gen**
Wait, wasn't sodium hydroxide...
**[20:26] Chrome**
Yeah, meanwhile, we were using
**[20:29] Chrome**
an alkaline solution to melt down
cellulose for making paper.
**[20:35] Kohaku**
So Senku and Chrome happened to
come up with the same science.
**[20:41] Ruri**
Hey, Chrome...
**[20:43] Ruri**
Why are you bleeding?
**[20:53] Ruri**
This is what happened when I was ill!
**[20:56] Suika**
Chrome has pneumonia!
**[20:58] Person A**
No...
**[20:59] Person B**
Chrome!
**[21:04] Chrome**
Kidding!
**[21:06] Suika**
What's going on, Chrome?
**[21:10] (Flashback) Senku**
You have plants, too?
**[21:12] (Flashback) Chrome**
I've been trying them on my own body
and collecting the ones that were good.
**[21:18] Senku**
You used *this* to fool your pursuers?
**[21:21] Chrome**
Yeah. I knew Senku-sensei would get it.
***SIGN*** Sorrel
**[21:25] Chrome**
Chew up sorrel
***SIGN*** Dried Shiso
***SIGN*** Red shiso + sorrel (oxalic acid)
**[21:30] Chrome**
and shiso together...
***SIGN*** Red
***SIGN*** water
**[21:34] Chrome**
And it turns into red water!
**[21:37] Senku**
That's awesome!
**[21:39] Senku**
Of course shiso will turn red if you mix
it with the oxalic acid from sorrel.
**[21:43] Chrome**
Yeah!
**[21:43] Chrome**
My science is built on experience.
**[21:46] Senku**
Not bad, science user Chrome.
**[21:55] Suika**
Chrome doesn't really have pneumonia!
**[22:00] Ruri**
This red water looks familiar.
**[22:03] Gen**
It's the stuff you get when
you pickle plums in shiso...
**[22:06] Yo**
It's just umeboshi!
**[22:08] Yo**
Damn it!
**[23:49] ---**
Secret Mission
***SIGN*** Next Episode
***SIGN*** Secret Mission
***SIGN*** This is a work of fiction, but the plants, animals, and production methods described are based on reality. Foraging and making things on your own accord is extremely dangerous and, in some cases, illegal. Please do not imitate without expertise.
# E7 - Secret Mission
Source: [Crunchyroll](https://www.crunchyroll.com/watch/GX9UQD8Z9/secret-mission)
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**[00:14] Chrome**
*How's that?*
**[00:16] Chrome**
* I'm breaking down the cell using*
* a chemically decomposed liquid.*
**[00:21] Chrome**
* This is the jailbreak of*
* Chrome the science user!*
**[00:32] Kohaku**
Impossible!
**[00:36] Suika**
Chrome's come home!
**[00:38] Kaseki**
You escaped by yourself?!
**[00:41] Kaseki**
Not bad!
**[00:42] Suika**
Science is awesome!
**[00:44] Suika**
You used it to escape prison!
**[00:46] Kohaku**
I'm impressed you managed
to keep your science tools.
**[00:49] Kohaku**
I thought they would've taken
them when they captured you.
**[00:51] Chrome**
About that...
**[00:54] Chrome**
Taiju helped me out.
**[00:56] Chrome**
He gave me a battery!
**[01:01] Senku**
I'm ten billion percent sure
**[01:03] Senku**
there's no way that meathead
could have thought to do that.
**[01:06] Kohaku**
Was it Yuzuriha, then?
**[01:07] Senku**
She'd be the only one left.
**[01:10] Senku**
But Yuzuriha is busy as hell
on her secret mission.
**[01:15] Senku**
She's not the kind of woman who would
ditch her duties to do other things.
**[01:20] Kohaku**
Yuzuriha's mission?
**[01:22] Kinro**
Wasn't she only infiltrating the enemy
**[01:24] Kinro**
so she could keep in contact
using the cell phone?
**[01:29] Chrome**
Well, what does it matter?
Someone saved me!
**[01:36] Chrome**
What the heck is this
ridiculous gorilla machine?!
**[01:41] Kaseki**
Now we don't have to trash
our adorable Steam Gorilla!
**[01:46] Senku**
Yeah.
**[01:47] Senku**
Having the Steam Gorilla to storm the enemy
at the site of the final battle is huge.
**[01:52] Ginro**
The site...
**[01:54] Kinro**
...of the final battle?
**[01:56] Senku**
The battle will be to
capture the miracle cave.
**[01:59] Senku**
If we have access to the nitric
acid brewing in the cave,
**[02:02] Senku**
we can make revival fluid,
and we can make gunpowder.
**[02:05] Kohaku**
So if we capture the cave...
**[02:09] Kinro**
The Tsukasa Empire won't be
able to gain any more men!
**[02:12] Ginro**
And we get the ultimate weapons of science!
**[02:16] Senku**
In the battle between the Kingdom
of Science and the Tsukasa Empire,
**[02:19] Senku**
the victory condition isn't
the enemy's annihilation.
**[02:25] Senku**
The winner is the one who
captures the miracle cave.
**[02:29] Kohaku**
Tsukasa is going to bring all
of his forces against us.
**[02:32] Magma**
We can pull it off, so long as we
have Senku's sorcer—science weapons.
**[02:36] Suika**
They have around a hundred people, though.
**[02:39] Kinro**
We only have a dozen or so fighters.
**[02:41] Kinro**
We're way outnumbered.
**[02:45] Senku**
That's why Taiju and the others
are working so hard right now.
**[02:52] Senku**
The rest is up to the mentalist's big mouth.
**[02:55] Senku**
We're going to bring them all to our side.
**[02:57] Gen**
So much responsibility...
**[03:00] Chrome**
Oh, right.
**[03:01] Chrome**
Are you sure about that impersonation tactic?
**[03:05] Gen**
Thanks to megafan Nikki-chan's
brutal instruction,
**[03:05] (Flashback) Nikki**
No! Not even close! Lillian's more
this way and that way and all that!
**[03:08] Gen**
I can reproduce Lillian-chan's
voice perfectly.
**[03:10] (Flashback) Nikki**
How many times do I have to tell you?!
**[03:13] Gen**
As long as Ukyo-chan doesn't
hear it with his crazy hearing.
**[03:16] Gen**
I need to be careful not to let him find out.
**[03:22] (Flashback) Ukyo**
Screw the rope.
**[03:25] (Flashback) Ukyo**
Chrome-kun was scouting out
the miracle cave by himself.
**[03:29] (Flashback) Ukyo**
He must be after the nitric acid.
**[03:34] Senku**
All right. Let's get started.
**[03:37] Senku**
It's the start of our last
mission before we make our
**[03:40] Senku**
preemptive attack against the Tsukasa Empire.
***SIGN*** Secret Mission
**[05:23] Kaseki**
My adorable Steam Gorilla is
becoming even more adorable!
**[05:59] Man A**
It's Lillian Weinberg!
**[06:01] Man B**
It's her!
**[06:15] ---**
*Hi! I'm Lillian Weinberg!*
**[06:19] Woman A**
It's Lillian!
**[06:21] Liligen**
Hi, y'all! People of Japan...
Are you listening?
**[06:23] Person D**
Listen up, people of Japan.
**[06:25] Nikki**
*The training paid off.*
**[06:28] Nikki**
*He even got her subtle Southern accent.*
**[06:30] Nikki**
*Full points, Gen.*
**[06:32] Nikki**
*I'm in love.*
**[06:34] Gen**
*The US has already restored civilization.*
**[06:38] Gen**
*Everyone will be saved.*
**[06:41] Woman A**
We're going to be saved!
**[06:42] Man A**
Yes!
**[06:43] Yuzuriha**
Wow.
**[06:46] Nikki**
Keep it down, everyone.
**[06:48] Nikki**
Remember, Tsukasa is rejecting
the powers of the past world.
**[06:53] Nikki**
Do you honestly think he's going
to play nice with the US military?
**[06:57] Man A**
How is he going to reject anything?
**[06:59] Man B**
Yeah!
**[07:00] Man B**
The US is back!
**[07:02] Person B**
As strong as Tsukasa might be,
if they come with guns, it's over.
**[07:09] Gen**
That's correct.
**[07:12] Gen**
But it's going to be a while before we,
the US military, get there.
**[07:19] Gen**
We'd like to put an end to Tsukasa-kun's
destruction of the stone statues.
**[07:25] Gen**
Until then, please cooperate
with Senku-kun's plans.
**[07:37] Taiju**
This is amazing! The plan to use Lillian's
voice is bringing in so many people!
**[07:42] Nikki**
Yeah.
**[07:43] Nikki**
It's a little scary how well it's going.
**[07:47] Nikki**
People are always in the most danger
**[07:49] Nikki**
when they get too used to
something and become complacent.
**[08:01] Ukyo**
You look like you're having fun.
**[08:04] Ukyo**
I'd like to hear that phone call, too.
**[08:09] Nikki**
*Oh, no!*
**[08:11] Nikki**
*We can't let Ukyo hear her!*
**[08:13] Senku**
We don't have a choice anymore, though.
**[08:17] Gen**
You're right.
**[08:19] Gen**
My impersonation, trained by megafan
Nikki-sensei, versus Ukyo-chan's hearing.
**[08:25] Gen**
It's a sudden-death duel!
***SIGN*** Who am I talking to now?
***SIGN*** This is Lillian Weinberg.
**[08:36] Ukyo**
Wow.
**[08:38] Ukyo**
It really is Lillian.
**[08:40] Ukyo**
I would have lost, normally.
***SIGN*** However, there's no vibration in your voice after singing so enthusiastically,
***SIGN*** which is hard for you to imitate,
**[08:54] Ukyo**
Gen.
**[08:55] Senku**
Damn it! Not after we've come so far!
**[08:58] Gen**
I messed up!
**[09:02] Gen**
Just a second, Senku-chan.
**[09:05] Gen**
Why did Ukyo-chan just
say all that in English?
**[09:10] Gen**
It's because he didn't want
the others to listen in, right?
**[09:15] Gen**
I've had my suspicions about
Ukyo-chan's odd behaviors.
**[09:21] Gen**
When he found us at the grave site,
**[09:23] Gen**
he chased after us by himself without
telling Tsukasa-chan or anyone else.
**[09:29] Senku**
Good observation, mentalist.
**[09:31] Senku**
The Gen versus Ukyo battle
is at one to one so far.
**[09:37] ---**
The person who slipped Chrome that battery...
**[09:38] Senku**
You were the one who gave Chrome
that battery, weren't you, Ukyo?
**[09:45] Ukyo**
I'm amazed.
**[09:46] Ukyo**
You sure do catch on quickly.
**[09:49] Ukyo**
If you'd come to help Chrome,
Senku, you'd be dead.
**[09:54] Ukyo**
*Don't get the wrong idea.*
**[09:56] Ukyo**
*I'm not on your side.*
**[09:59] Senku**
I'm sure of that.
**[10:01] Senku**
If you were, you never would have
captured Chrome to begin with.
**[10:04] Ukyo**
I'm trying to figure things out, too.
**[10:07] Ukyo**
I want to hear from you
what kind of people you are.
**[10:12] Ukyo**
I saw your unbelievable secret mission.
**[10:20] (Flashback) Yuzuriha**
I'm going to go make clothes.
**[10:21] (Flashback) Taiju**
All right.
**[10:34] Ukyo**
*I heard rattling in that bag...*
**[10:38] Ukyo**
*Fragments of rock.*
**[10:40] Ukyo**
*A lot of them.*
**[10:42] Ukyo**
* What would she be using*
* them for if she's sewing?*
**[10:51] (Flashback) Yuzuriha**
Ba-ba-bam!
**[10:54] (Flashback) Yuzuriha**
There, done.
**[10:56] Ukyo**
*She's that fast?*
**[10:58] Ukyo**
*Everyone thinks she spends all night sewing.*
**[11:06] Ukyo**
* If that's a ruse, what is she*
* doing with the rest of her time?*
**[11:13] (Flashback) Yuzuriha**
Today's is even more work than usual.
**[11:17] (Flashback) Yuzuriha**
But that's okay.
**[11:18] (Flashback) Yuzuriha**
I'm used to this kind of thing.
**[11:24] Ukyo**
*Wait... Those rocks...*
**[11:30] (Flashback) Senku**
The surfaces of the statues are weathered.
**[11:32] (Flashback) Senku**
They won't revert to living cells.
**[11:34] (Flashback) Senku**
That's why you break through
thin rocks when you're revived.
**[11:39] (Flashback) Senku**
In other words, even for the
statues that Tsukasa's destroyed,
**[11:43] (Flashback) Senku**
if they're reassembled before they
have time to weather, just maybe...
**[11:53] Ukyo**
It's hard to believe, but if I'm right...
**[12:29] Ukyo**
This is madness.
**[12:32] Ukyo**
Even in this situation, you people
are trying to save all of humanity.
**[12:39] Ukyo**
With the power of science.
**[12:51] Person A**
I'm sorry!
**[12:52] Person A**
That primitive melted through the rope!
**[12:56] Person A**
We don't know how he did it.
**[13:00] Tsukasa**
Don't worry about what happened with Chrome.
**[13:02] Tsukasa**
It couldn't be helped.
**[13:05] Tsukasa**
By the way, what happened to Yo?
**[13:08] Person A**
W-Well...
**[13:11] (Flashback) Yo**
I'm done for!
**[13:13] (Flashback) Yo**
I let Chrome get away! I'm screwed!
**[13:21] (Flashback) Yo**
This is my last instruction.
Listen carefully.
**[13:23] (Flashback) Yo**
A subordinate does exactly
as their superior says.
**[13:26] (Flashback) Yo**
In exchange, all responsibility
lies with your superior, right?
**[13:29] (Flashback) Yo**
That means me.
**[13:35] (Flashback) Yo**
Lay all the blame for Chrome's escape on me.
**[13:40] (Flashback) Yo**
Tell them, "Yo-kun fell into
the waterfall and died."
**[13:45] (Flashback) Yo**
I'm outta here!
**[13:47] (Flashback) Yo**
Time to reset my life again!
**[13:49] (Flashback) Yo**
Later!
**[14:04] Senku**
We might be able to save everyone,
**[14:08] Senku**
including the people who've
been destroyed by Tsukasa,
**[14:10] Senku**
if we put them back together like 3D puzzles.
**[14:14] Senku**
You nailed it. Ten billion
points for you, Ukyo.
**[14:17] Senku**
And, what?
**[14:18] Senku**
Are you going to rat me
out to Tsukasa-sensei?
**[14:21] Ukyo**
No.
**[14:23] Ukyo**
Senku, I wouldn't mind cooperating with you.
**[14:28] Ukyo**
On one condition.
**[14:31] Gen**
* It'd be really great if we could*
* get the help of Ukyo-chan*
**[14:35] Gen**
*and his super hearing, but...*
**[14:40] Gen**
A condition, huh?
**[14:42] Gen**
Want me to take over, Senku-chan?
**[14:44] Gen**
Negotiation is a mentalist's job.
**[14:47] Senku**
I don't have time to beat around the bush.
**[14:49] Senku**
Get to the point.
**[14:51] Senku**
What's your condition?
**[14:53] Gen**
That's the worst thing you
can do in a negotiation!
**[14:58] Ukyo**
*Okay, fine.*
**[15:00] Ukyo**
*My condition is simple.*
**[15:03] Ukyo**
No one can die.
**[15:07] Senku**
I can never quite figure you out, Ukyo.
**[15:11] Senku**
*You're either a lovey-dovey idealist, or...*
**[15:15] Ukyo**
An idealist?
**[15:17] Ukyo**
I'm the biggest coward there is.
**[15:27] (Flashback) Ukyo**
You're...
**[15:29] (Flashback) Ukyo**
Shishio Tsukasa.
**[15:30] (Flashback) Tsukasa**
Nice to meet you.
**[15:33] (Flashback) Tsukasa**
This former journalist told me all about you.
**[15:37] (Flashback) Minami**
Former submarine sonar
operator, Saionji Ukyo-kun.
**[15:41] (Flashback) Minami**
You were known for your exceptional
hearing and rational decision-making.
**[15:49] (Flashback) Tsukasa**
Ukyo, I need your help in order
to build a beautiful stone world.
**[16:01] Ukyo**
The first time I saw Tsukasa destroy
a statue, I was nothing but sad.
**[16:07] Ukyo**
I thought, "Why? How could you?"
**[16:10] Ukyo**
Still, I wanted to keep the
revived from killing each other.
**[16:15] Ukyo**
To that end, I turned a blind eye
to Tsukasa's statue destruction.
**[16:19] Ukyo**
The statues are currently inanimate objects.
**[16:22] Ukyo**
To not revive them doesn't constitute murder.
**[16:25] Ukyo**
Or so I convinced myself,
with paper-thin reasoning.
**[16:30] Ukyo**
I know I'm a helpless coward.
**[16:34] Ukyo**
But I just can't bear
**[16:42] Ukyo**
to see anyone else die.
**[16:48] Ukyo**
Isn't that the last bastion of
our humanity in this damn world?
**[16:55] Ukyo**
If you promise to produce zero
casualties, I'll cooperate with you.
**[16:59] Ukyo**
But if you kill even one person...
**[17:04] Senku**
Sounds great. I'm in.
**[17:07] Senku**
No problem.
**[17:08] Senku**
We've said we'd try to make it a
bloodless siege from the beginning.
**[17:12] Senku**
All that's changed is that it's a
requirement instead of an ideal.
**[17:14] Gen**
That's gonna be a pretty tough battle!
**[17:19] Ukyo**
Thank you.
**[17:25] Ukyo**
There's one thing I'm certain of now.
**[17:30] Ukyo**
When Hyoga attacked your
village, he said this:
**[17:34] Ukyo**
"Our men died because of
Senku's machinations."
**[17:38] Ukyo**
That's wrong.
**[17:39] Ukyo**
You weren't the one who did it.
**[17:41] Ukyo**
It was Hyoga.
**[17:43] Ukyo**
Tsukasa and Hyoga are both at the top,
but they are totally different creatures.
**[17:48] Ukyo**
I can't sit on the fence any longer.
**[17:50] Ukyo**
There's going to be bloodshed at some point.
**[17:58] Hyoga**
*These footprints are too clean.*
**[18:01] Hyoga**
*It looks like the place was cleaned up first,*
**[18:04] Hyoga**
* and then stamped it with footprints*
* to make it look visited.*
**[18:08] Hyoga**
*Were people gathered here for some purpose?*
**[18:14] Hyoga**
I'd heard that some of our
men had come to the grave.
**[18:18] Hyoga**
You, too?
**[18:19] Tsukasa**
No.
**[18:20] Tsukasa**
I'm here to pay respects to the late Yo.
**[18:27] Tsukasa**
I want him to return to nature.
**[18:31] Tsukasa**
Gozan, Yuki, Ren, Akashi,
Kyoichiro, Morito...
**[18:38] Tsukasa**
He should be with them.
**[18:42] Hyoga**
Gozan? Yuki? Who are they?
**[18:49] Tsukasa**
Those are the names of our warriors
**[18:51] Tsukasa**
who died by poison gas when
we attacked the village.
**[18:56] Hyoga**
Ah.
**[18:58] Tsukasa**
I'd like to bury what we have
left of Yo next to his friends.
**[19:08] Senku**
It's the birth of our happy papercraft tank!
**[19:11] Senku**
This is exhilarating!
***SIGN*** m 0 0 l 0 -35 l 85 -35 l 85 35 l -85 35 l -85 -35 l 0 -35
***SIGN*** Tank
acquired!!
**[19:15] Gen**
Does this gun actually fire?
**[19:17] Gen**
We don't even have gunpowder.
**[19:18] Senku**
We're using a leather rupture disk.
**[19:21] Gen**
A rup-what?
**[19:22] Senku**
A burst diaphragm.
**[19:24] Senku**
It explodes when it's expanded.
**[19:27] Senku**
We'll break down water with electricity,
**[19:29] Senku**
and when the oxygen and hydrogen
gas fills up the disk...
**[19:34] Senku**
Ignition!
**[19:37] Chrome**
Ah, I see!
**[19:38] Chrome**
Even I understood how that one works.
**[19:41] Chrome**
Wait! It'll tear after the first use,
and then we can't use it anymore!
**[19:44] Senku**
That's fine.
**[19:47] Senku**
Any modern person who sees a tank
around will instantly lose morale.
**[19:56] Gen**
That's for sure.
**[19:58] Kohaku**
If we're going to take over
without any casualties,
**[20:01] Kohaku**
we're going to need to make lightning
strike right after the tank attack.
**[20:05] Senku**
Yeah.
**[20:07] Senku**
Within the first half-minute of
the battle for the miracle cave,
**[20:12] Senku**
we'll send in all of the
Kingdom of Science's forces.
**[20:15] Senku**
And for that, we're going to need
**[20:19] Senku**
the number one, most overpowered,
toughest man around...
**[20:31] Kohaku**
It's strange.
**[20:32] Kohaku**
I've never seen you before,
and yet I know your name...
**[20:38] Kohaku**
Taiju.
**[20:43] Taiju**
Senku!
**[20:51] Senku**
The Kingdom of Science
now has a full deck of cards.
**[21:02] Senku**
It's the beginning of the final
battle against the Tsukasa Empire.
**[21:06] Senku**
This is exhilarating!
**[21:37] Senku**
According to the research of a Harvard
psychologist named Shawn Achor,
**[21:43] Senku**
a human impulse lasts for
no more than 20 seconds.
**[21:47] Senku**
The enemy will only have the instinct
**[21:50] Senku**
to run away for the first 20 seconds of our raid.
**[21:55] Senku**
After that, the enemy will come
to their senses and retaliate.
**[21:59] Senku**
If we fight, people will die.
**[22:02] Senku**
Everyone, brace yourselves!
**[22:04] Senku**
The fate of all of humanity will
be decided in these 20 seconds!
***SIGN*** Next Episode
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# E8 - Final Battle
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**[01:22] Senku**
I'm so nostalgic, I could cry my eyes out.
**[01:30] Kinro**
Is that...
**[01:31] Senku**
Yeah.
**[01:35] Taiju**
* It's where Senku and I woke up,*
* and where everything began.*
**[01:42] Taiju**
*The miracle cave.*
**[01:46] Chrome**
That's where we get the
stuff from bat guano...
**[01:50] Chrome**
Nitric acid.
**[01:58] Yuzuriha**
* Nitric acid is used for everything*
* from breathing life into the statues*
**[02:02] Yuzuriha**
* to making the gunpowder that can destroy*
* anything in this primitive world.*
**[02:08] Yuzuriha**
* The miracle water that*
* commands both life and death.*
**[02:12] Yuzuriha**
* That's why Tsukasa-kun has*
* so many people guarding it.*
**[02:21] Tsukasa**
Yo, I won't let your death be in vain.
**[02:26] Tsukasa**
Senku's objective is the miracle cave.
**[02:29] Tsukasa**
We'll stop them in the names
**[02:31] Tsukasa**
of Yo and the other fallen,
and build a new, ideal world.
**[02:35] Hyoga**
Yes.
**[02:54] Ukyo**
Tsukasa and Hyoga are at the grave.
**[02:56] Ukyo**
It's pretty far from here.
**[02:58] Senku**
That's fantastic to know.
**[03:00] Senku**
One blast of this tank's bluff cannon,
**[03:05] Senku**
and any modern person's morale will
immediately tank, ten billion percent.
**[03:10] Senku**
But the enemy will only panic
and have the instinct to run away
**[03:17] Senku**
for the first 20 seconds.
**[03:19] Senku**
After that, the enemy will come
to their senses and retaliate.
**[03:23] Senku**
If we fight, people will die.
**[03:26] Ginro**
T-Twenty seconds later,
we're killing each other?!
**[03:31] Magma**
That's when we kill them all!
**[03:34] Kinro**
No.
**[03:35] Kinro**
Nobody dies.
**[03:37] Kinro**
That's the condition of our alliance.
**[03:39] Kinro**
Rules are rules.
**[03:40] Kinro**
Break them, and the course
of the war becomes uncertain.
**[03:47] Senku**
In other words,
we're conquering the miracle cave
**[03:50] Senku**
with our scientific lightning attack
without killing a single person.
**[03:55] Senku**
Well, then, let's get started!
**[04:03] Chrome**
Steam Gorilla, move out!
**[04:12] Kohaku**
Everyone, brace yourselves!
**[04:18] Kohaku**
* The fate of all humanity will*
* be decided in these 20 seconds!*
**[04:27] Senku**
Fire!
***SIGN*** Sulfuric acid
**[06:26] Senku**
When the glass jar full of
sulfuric acid shatters on impact,
***SIGN*** Alcohol Coal ash Etc.
**[06:32] Senku**
it'll mix with the fuel made
from alcohol and coal ash.
***SIGN*** Iron powder
**[06:36] Senku**
It'll at least *look* like a giant,
Hollywood-budget explosion.
**[06:52] Chrome**
Tsukasa is already expecting the Kingdom
of Science to attack with a steam engine.
**[06:56] Gen**
Then the miracle cave
would be a critical facility.
**[07:00] Gen**
It must be full of anti-vehicle traps.
**[07:03] Senku**
Definitely, ten billion percent.
**[07:06] Gen**
So, Senku-chan, how about a detour?
**[07:09] Senku**
Denied! Charge!
**[07:11] Chrome**
Oh, God!
**[07:15] Senku**
Go!
**[07:18] Big Man A**
What is that?!
**[07:19] Big Man A**
Wait!
**[07:20] Big Man B**
N-No way...
**[07:21] Big Man B**
It's...
**[07:22] Big Man C**
A tank?!
**[07:26] Big Man B**
We're screwed!
**[07:27] Big Man C**
They're smashing right through our traps!
**[07:30] Magma**
Tanks are the best!
**[07:33] Ginro**
I'm sure you love this stuff, Magma.
**[07:35] Kinro**
We won't need to take a detour.
**[07:36] Kinro**
We've saved precious seconds.
**[07:39] Kohaku**
Let's go, everyone! Frontal assault!
**[07:44] Big Man D**
Ambush!
**[07:45] Big Man D**
It's an ambush!
**[07:47] Big Man A**
Damn it!
**[07:51] Kohaku**
* The opening is the most*
* difficult part of the battle.*
**[07:53] Kohaku**
* The foot soldiers will react*
* recklessly in their confusion.*
**[07:57] Kinro**
*No killing.*
**[07:58] Kinro**
* How do we respond to their initial*
* attacks under these rules?*
**[08:06] Kohaku**
Taiju!
**[08:08] Big Man D**
I-It shattered!
**[08:11] Kohaku**
Carbon shield!
**[08:13] Big Man F**
Carbon?!
**[08:14] Big Man F**
That's impossible!
**[08:15] Big Man F**
In this stone world?!
**[08:17] Taiju**
Don't worry!
**[08:19] Taiju**
I'll stop all the attacks up front!
**[08:23] Big Man F**
One of them already got you in the head!
**[08:25] Big Man B**
He's so tough...
**[08:28] Taiju**
You guys!
**[08:29] Taiju**
Hitting people is bad!
**[08:32] Big Man F**
* What the hell is he saying*
* in the middle of a battle?!*
**[08:38] Kohaku**
Their weapons!
**[08:39] Kohaku**
Knock their weapons away!
**[08:48] Kokuyo**
Tie them all down!
**[08:50] Kinro**
Follow Kohaku!
**[09:05] Big Man C**
The tank's finally down.
**[09:07] Big Man C**
All right! They fell for our traps!
**[09:10] Chrome**
Shit...
**[09:12] Gen**
This sucks.
**[09:15] Senku**
We lasted longer than I expected.
**[09:22] Senku**
Magma, you're up.
**[09:25] Magma**
Don't boss me around.
**[09:28] Magma**
Say "please."
**[09:35] Big Man E**
What is that?
**[09:37] Big Man C**
A copper plate?
**[09:38] Big Man E**
It's just a board.
**[09:43] Senku**
It's an adaptation of one of our science
surprise gadgets, the sonic bomb.
***SIGN*** Copper
board
**[09:52] Senku**
We're gathering all the sound
of a detonation using a parabola
***SIGN*** Sonic bomb
**[09:56] Senku**
and shooting it at the enemy.
**[09:58] Kohaku**
All units, ear plugs!
**[10:00] Senku**
Take this.
**[10:01] Senku**
Acoustic weapon: the shock cannon!
**[10:30] Minami**
*Everyone's confused.*
**[10:32] Minami**
* Tsuka-san told them they're supposed*
* to retreat if they're ever ambushed!*
**[10:42] Minami**
*Time to use my journalistic skills!*
**[10:44] Minami**
* I'll go back to Tsuka-san and*
* tell him exactly what's going on.*
**[10:49] Minami**
*"You're a capable woman. Stay by my side."*
**[10:52] Minami**
*He just might!*
**[10:58] Ukyo**
You're not going any further.
**[11:00] Minami**
No way... Ukyo-kun?
**[11:05] Nikki**
You're not going.
**[11:07] Minami**
Nikki—
**[11:12] Big Man D**
Minami-san!
**[11:13] Big Man F**
Damn it! Inform Tsukasa-san!
**[11:16] Big Man D**
Look!
**[11:26] Nikki**
Don't let anyone get away!
**[11:31] Senku**
Chrome!
**[11:35] Chrome**
*Damn it! This is bad! The sonic bomb...*
**[11:39] Magma**
They're coming!
**[11:46] Taiju**
* It's no use! We can't*
* fight off that many people!*
**[12:32] Senku**
How many casualties?
**[12:41] Senku**
Zero.
**[12:44] Taiju**
The miracle cave!
**[12:45] Chrome**
We've conquered it!
**[13:13] Taiju**
It's been a long time.
**[13:17] (Flashback) Taiju**
So, going forward, the two of us
will be spies in the Tsukasa Empire.
**[13:22] (Flashback) Taiju**
You'll be finding allies for a
scientific revolutionary army.
**[13:26] (Flashback) Taiju**
And we'll each be fighting our own battles.
**[13:31] (Flashback) Senku**
That's the idea.
**[13:33] (Flashback) Senku**
I'm getting all teary-eyed
thinking about our sad goodbye.
**[14:02] Taiju**
It's been a whole year since we parted
ways with Senku to fight this battle.
**[14:11] Taiju**
Finally!
**[14:12] Taiju**
We finally have it back!
**[14:14] Chrome**
This is the nitric acid born from bat guano!
**[14:18] Taiju**
The miracle water!
**[14:21] Chrome**
Now we can make all the revival
fluid and gunpowder we need.
**[14:29] Chrome**
Hey, what are you doing, Senku?
**[14:31] Chrome**
We just won!
**[14:35] Taiju**
Senku's always so calm.
**[14:37] Taiju**
It takes a while for him to be happy.
**[14:39] Taiju**
Hey, Senku!
**[14:41] Senku**
Yeah, I'd love to party my ass off
to celebrate this victory,
**[14:46] Senku**
but we don't have time to waste.
**[14:48] Senku**
We're going to start making gunpowder.
**[14:51] Chrome**
Crap, he's right.
**[14:53] Chrome**
We need to get ready before Tsukasa
and the others catch on and get here.
**[14:57] ---**
Ta-da-da!
**[14:59] Senku**
Sulfur and charcoal!
**[15:02] Senku**
This is an instant gunpowder starter kit.
**[15:04] Senku**
All you need to do is add nitric acid.
**[15:08] Gen**
You're so well-prepared.
**[15:10] Senku**
Damn straight. We don't have time.
**[15:12] Taiju**
All right, then! Finally!
**[15:15] Taiju**
Victory for the Kingdom of Science!
**[15:17] Chrome**
We've got gunpowder!
**[15:22] Ukyo**
*Impossible.*
**[15:23] Ukyo**
*They're way too early.*
**[15:25] Ukyo**
*How?!*
**[15:27] Ukyo**
Run!
**[15:28] Ukyo**
Everyone, run!
**[15:35] Gen**
* The gunpowder starter kit*
* we so desperately need!*
**[15:41] Senku**
*Shit...*
**[15:43] Senku**
*All our chemicals...*
**[15:46] Ex Empire Man B**
We're screwed!
**[15:48] Ex Empire Man C**
We don't stand a chance!
**[15:50] Carbo**
Damn it, are you serious?
**[15:59] Ginro**
Kohaku-chan and Magma both fought him
together, and they didn't stand a chance.
**[16:06] Nikki**
Facing one of them alone would
have been hopeless enough.
**[16:14] Hyoga**
It seems you've all figured
out instinctively...
**[16:20] Hyoga**
that the Kingdom of Science's chances
of winning have just become nil.
**[16:35] Tsukasa**
Hey, Senku.
**[16:39] Senku**
Yo, Tsukasa.
**[16:44] Tsukasa**
It's been a long, long battle.
**[16:48] Tsukasa**
A whole year has passed.
**[16:51] Tsukasa**
I'm sad to have to take your life twice.
**[16:58] Senku**
That's so cold of you, after I crawled
my way out of Hell to meet you...
**[17:06] Senku**
by climbing up the stupidly
thin thread that is science.
**[17:14] Ex Empire Man B**
Damn it! What do we do?
**[17:17] Person B**
What do we do?
**[17:20] Gen & Lillian**
Don't worry!
**[17:22] Ex Empire Woman A**
Lillian?!
**[17:23] Ex Empire Man C**
She's inside the tank!
**[17:25] Ex Empire Man B**
All right! Protect her!
**[17:26] Ex Empire Man B**
Lillian's inside the tank!
**[17:28] Ex Empire Woman A**
He's right! We're saved!
**[17:29] Ex Empire Man C**
The US Army will be here for us soon!
**[17:34] Hyoga**
That's all a lie, too.
**[17:37] Hyoga**
Enough with the charade. Come out, Gen-kun.
**[17:40] Hyoga**
Do you really think such a primitive
phone could communicate with the US?
**[17:45] Chrome**
Damn it! We've been found out!
**[17:49] Senku**
No wonder you guys got here so soon.
**[17:57] Ex Empire Man C**
Gen!
**[17:58] Ex Empire Woman A**
You were impersonating her? No way!
**[18:04] Tsukasa**
It was a close call.
**[18:06] Tsukasa**
But the battle has just been won.
**[18:11] Hyoga**
You lose, Senku-kun.
**[18:14] Hyoga**
And I have a proposition.
**[18:16] Hyoga**
If you...
**[18:17] Senku**
No, you don't have to tell me.
**[18:21] Senku**
I know.
**[18:23] Senku**
You want science-man Senku to die in
exchange for the safety of everyone else.
**[18:31] Hyoga**
I appreciate your understanding.
**[18:34] Hyoga**
You are indeed on the ball.
**[18:37] Taiju**
No!
**[18:38] Taiju**
Don't, Senku!
**[18:45] Hyoga**
It's going to be the same thing as before!
**[18:49] Hyoga**
I can't let that happen again!
**[18:57] Senku**
Quit ugly-crying, you big oaf.
**[19:01] Senku**
How is it the same?
**[19:03] Senku**
Go pluck out your eyeballs and wash them.
**[19:06] Senku**
Remember, Taiju?
**[19:09] Senku**
You weren't enough that time.
I was on my own.
**[19:14] Senku**
But this time, right now,
**[19:19] ---**
we've got plenty of us here.
**[19:22] Senku**
You're here, and so are our
Kingdom of Science buddies.
**[19:27] Kohaku**
Yeah.
**[19:30] Kohaku**
You're right, Senku.
**[19:32] Chrome**
That's right.
**[19:34] Chrome**
You've got another science man right here.
**[19:36] Kinro**
Yeah, of course.
**[19:38] Kinro**
The condition of this war
was that no one dies.
**[19:42] Kinro**
Rules are rules.
**[19:43] Ginro**
That's why we trained so hard.
**[19:48] Kokuyo**
Without question. Senku is our leader,
**[19:53] Kokuyo**
and our friend.
**[19:56] Magma**
So all we need to do is take them down.
**[20:00] Gen**
Wow, you're all so passionate.
**[20:04] Gen**
Well, if Senku-chan were to lose,
I wouldn't get to drink cola anymore.
**[20:16] Taiju**
You're right.
**[20:18] Taiju**
It's nothing like last time!
**[20:21] Taiju**
Sorry, Senku.
**[20:28] Kohaku**
It's been a while, long-haired man.
**[20:33] Tsukasa**
Now, that's not nice.
**[20:35] Tsukasa**
Shouldn't you say "Nice to meet you" first?
**[20:38] Kohaku**
Allow me to give you the nice greeting
I neglected to give last time.
**[20:46] Kohaku**
Nice to meet you.
**[20:47] Kohaku**
We are the Kingdom of Science.
**[20:55] Kinro**
Do you have some kind of plan, Kohaku?
**[20:58] Kohaku**
Obviously not!
**[21:00] Kohaku**
We need to protect the miracle water.
**[21:04] Kohaku**
This is siege warfare.
**[21:05] Kohaku**
If we can buy even a little bit of time...
**[21:10] Kohaku**
Senku and the other science users will
surely clear us a path to victory!
**[21:15] Gen**
Yeah, but we don't have any
chemicals or anything.
**[21:19] Gen**
How?
**[21:23] Senku**
Run, science user!
**[21:25] Chrome**
Yeah!
**[21:26] Hyoga**
They'll be dying for nothing.
**[21:28] Hyoga**
I suppose they're just
brain-dead primitives after all.
**[21:48] Tsukasa & Senku**
* This primitive stone world*
* will be controlled...*
**[21:54] Tsukasa**
* ...by the pure power given*
* to humanity by nature.*
**[22:01] Senku**
*...by the science built by humanity itself.*
***SIGN*** To Destroy and to Save
***SIGN*** Next Episode
***SIGN*** To Destroy and to Save
***SIGN*** This is a work of fiction, but the plants, animals, and production methods described are based on reality. Foraging and making things on your own accord is extremely dangerous and, in some cases, illegal. Please do not imitate without expertise.
# E9 - To Destroy and to Save
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**[00:04] Kohaku**
This is siege warfare.
**[00:05] Kohaku**
If we can buy even a little bit of time...
**[00:09] Gen**
Yeah, but we don't have any
chemicals or anything.
**[00:12] Gen**
How?
**[00:15] Senku**
Run, science user!
**[00:17] Chrome**
Yeah!
**[00:18] Hyoga**
They'll be dying for nothing.
**[00:19] Hyoga**
I suppose they're just
brain-dead primitives after all.
**[00:36] Tsukasa & Senku**
* This primitive stone world*
* will be controlled...*
**[00:42] Tsukasa**
* ...by the pure power given*
* to humanity by nature.*
**[00:48] Senku**
*...by the science built by humanity itself.*
***SIGN*** To Destroy and to Save
**[02:36] Kohaku**
This is the final battle!
**[02:38] Kohaku**
Defend the miracle cave!
**[02:43] Gen**
Don't tell me you're going to try to
make some science-y weapon-y thing
**[02:47] Gen**
while the fighting team is
holding off Tsukasa-chan.
**[02:49] Senku**
Yeah.
**[02:50] Gen**
But they destroyed all our chemical stuff.
**[02:53] Gen**
We're legit out of everything.
**[02:59] Gen**
What are you doing?
**[03:00] Gen**
Over here, Chrome-chan!
**[03:03] Senku**
He's probably got some ideas brewing.
**[03:05] Senku**
Let him be.
**[03:07] Gen**
You trust him so much.
**[03:10] Chrome**
*I saw something cross my eye.*
**[03:12] Chrome**
* My intuition built over all*
* these years is telling me...*
**[03:15] Chrome**
* There's got to be something science can*
* offer me, somewhere on this battlefield!*
**[03:22] Chrome**
My science begins with looking for materials!
**[03:26] Kohaku**
Surround them, but maintain
a moderate distance.
**[03:28] Kohaku**
We don't stand a chance against
Tsukasa and Hyoga in a head-on fight.
**[03:49] Big Man Top Knot**
Check out Tsukasa and Hyoga's tag-teaming!
**[03:51] Big Man Bald**
Yeah, they're already
invincible by themselves.
**[03:54] Nikki**
He's vulnerable while he's in the air!
**[03:56] Nikki**
It's our last chance to defeat Tsukasa!
**[03:58] Nikki**
Taiju! Use this shock cannon!
**[04:06] Taiju**
Nikki!
**[04:07] Taiju**
Everyone!
**[04:16] Big Man Bald**
All right! Go!
**[04:22] Gen**
Gross.
**[04:24] Gen**
You just want me to mix this snake poop
or lizard poop or whatever this is?
**[04:27] Senku**
Nitric acid plus urea makes urea nitrate.
**[04:30] Senku**
It's not the best weapon,
but it's better than nothing.
**[04:33] Gen**
I'm lost.
**[04:36] Senku**
If the uric acid in the
feces isn't broken down...
**[04:38] Senku**
That is, if it's good quality,
we'll get white crystals.
**[04:41] Gen**
So you're saying, if we're lucky,
we'll get a white powder weapon.
**[04:46] Senku**
Yeah.
**[04:46] Senku**
It's all down to luck.
**[05:04] Gen**
I forgot...
**[05:05] Gen**
I said this before,
but Senku-chan, you always...
**[05:10] Gen**
have terrible luck.
**[05:18] Tsukasa**
Not bad.
**[05:19] Tsukasa**
I'd rather not kill you.
**[05:23] Tsukasa**
*He popped up from behind him.*
**[05:25] Tsukasa**
*It's a cooperative move.*
**[05:29] Hyoga**
* Or so it would seem,*
* but it's three-on-one.*
**[05:32] Hyoga**
*They're more proper than I expected.*
**[05:35] Hyoga**
*Not that Tsukasa-kun will have any trouble.*
**[05:41] Kohaku**
I won't let you get in the way, Hyoga.
**[05:43] Kohaku**
You're up against me.
**[05:46] Kohaku**
Let's call it a revenge match.
**[06:09] Kokuyo**
Magma...
**[06:10] Kokuyo**
Kinro... Ginro...
**[06:13] Kokuyo**
Everyone...
**[06:15] Gen**
Isn't there anything else
we can use besides poop?
**[06:18] Gen**
Y'know, like flowers or paper...
**[06:20] Gen**
I have all kinds of tricks up my sleeve.
I'm a magician, after all.
**[06:26] Senku**
If only we had sulfuric acid...
**[06:28] Gen**
I don't think I'd have that.
**[06:32] Gen**
Why would I be carrying
anything that dangerous?
**[06:36] Senku**
If I had sulfuric acid to mix with
the miracle water, nitric acid,
**[06:39] Senku**
I could make a mixed acid.
**[06:40] Senku**
With mixed acid, I could...
**[06:44] Senku**
No, there's no point in thinking
about hypotheticals.
**[06:46] Chrome**
I have some!
**[06:51] Chrome**
I have some sulfuric acid.
**[06:56] Gen**
Chrome-chan! Where did
you find such a thing?!
**[06:58] Chrome**
Have you forgotten already?
**[07:00] Chrome**
We launched it right at the beginning.
**[07:03] Chrome**
It's the leftovers from the bluff tank cannon.
**[07:08] Senku**
Good job, king of materials!
**[07:10] Senku**
We'll throw this in to top it off.
**[07:14] Senku**
It's chock full of glycerin.
**[07:16] Gen**
Soap?
**[07:19] Senku**
It's been useful as hell
from beginning to end.
**[07:25] Senku**
Come to think of it, it's one of the
first science items I showed Tsukasa.
**[07:32] Senku**
*It's our stone of life in a world with no doctors.*
**[07:35] Senku**
*It's our doctor stone.*
**[07:38] Senku**
Our battle started with soap,
and now it's going to end with soap.
**[07:55] Kohaku**
This is what I was after.
**[07:58] Kohaku**
Impale me.
**[07:59] Kohaku**
I still won't let go.
**[08:02] Kohaku**
Hyoga, without your spear, you're powerless.
**[08:08] Hyoga**
My spare.
**[08:09] Hyoga**
You can have that.
**[08:12] Hyoga**
Mediocre people are quick to resort to
futile resistance when they despair.
**[08:16] Kohaku**
Hah! I don't remember ever despairing.
**[08:20] Kohaku**
Don't you get it?
**[08:22] Kohaku**
All things build upon something else,
whether it's might or science.
**[08:28] Kohaku**
We might be weak individually,
**[08:30] Kohaku**
but everything is made from the
accumulation of all of our efforts.
**[08:34] Kohaku**
We make enough time for Senku and
the science team to turn the tides.
**[08:41] Kohaku**
We believe in science—in Senku.
**[08:49] Gen**
What is this yellow liquid?
**[08:52] Chrome**
It smells sweet.
**[08:54] Gen**
Does your head hurt?
**[08:55] Senku**
Shh! Don't breathe on it!
**[08:57] Senku**
One little drop, and it'll go boom.
**[09:00] Senku**
We'll all be beyond dead meat.
**[09:04] Senku**
It's nitroglycerin.
**[09:06] Gen**
Nitro...
**[09:08] Gen**
I've heard of that!
**[09:10] Gen**
It's super dangerous, isn't it?
**[09:13] Senku**
This stuff is *really* serious.
**[09:16] Senku**
Don't you dare try this at home, kids.
**[09:19] Chrome**
No one's going to.
**[09:21] Chrome**
You aren't going to blow them
all up with this, are you?
**[09:24] Senku**
No, idiot.
**[09:26] Senku**
I'm going to save everyone.
**[09:29] Senku**
The question is how to send this
to the enemy without jostling it.
**[09:46] Taiju**
You're not going!
**[09:48] Taiju**
Not to where Senku is!
**[10:08] Senku**
This isn't a battle between
might and science, Tsukasa.
**[10:15] Senku**
Might *is* science.
***SIGN*** Crease
diagonally
**[10:28] Gen**
The best-flying paper airplane,
confirmed by Guinness World Records.
***SIGN*** Both
sides
***SIGN*** Fold to crease
***SIGN*** Both
sides
***SIGN*** Find center
point...
***SIGN*** Fold!
***SIGN*** Fold on top of that!
***SIGN*** Fold
***SIGN*** Both
sides!
***SIGN*** Close it...
***SIGN*** and fold
the wings!!
***SIGN*** Tuck this
corner in...
***SIGN*** by leaving just a little
bit of the tip
**[10:33] Senku**
It has about a hundred times
the power of gunpowder.
**[10:37] Senku**
Do you know the ancient Greek word for "power"?
**[10:41] Senku**
It's "dynamite."
**[10:52] Senku**
I can save everyone with this
paper airplane dynamite.
**[11:07] Ginro**
Wh-Wh-What was that?!
**[11:09] Kinro**
Anyone caught in that would
be gone without a trace.
**[11:15] Kohaku**
Human strength is laughable in
comparison to the power of science.
**[11:22] Senku**
We made it just in time.
**[11:24] Senku**
You held up well, battle team.
**[11:32] Gen**
The Kingdom of Science has
just completed dynamite!
**[11:37] Gen**
It has the power of ten
billion megaton joules.
**[11:43] Senku**
"Ten billion megatons," my ass, you liar.
**[11:46] Gen**
Shh!
**[11:47] Gen**
Who cares about numbers?
**[11:49] Gen**
You're not the best at negotiation.
**[11:51] Gen**
You only ever say the truth, jeez.
**[11:54] Top knot**
Megaton?
**[11:56] Top knot**
Dynamite? In this age?
**[11:58] Bald**
They'll never be able to hit us
with paper planes, though.
**[12:01] Top knot**
Yeah.
**[12:01] Top knot**
It's all-or-nothing!
**[12:04] Ukyo**
We have dynamite arrows, too.
These are a little more
**[12:07] Ukyo**
accurate than paper planes.
**[12:09] Chrome**
Ukyo!
**[12:12] Gen**
The tides have turned.
**[12:14] Gen**
The war is over.
**[12:15] Gen**
That's it! The end!
**[12:28] Hyoga**
How magnificent.
**[12:34] Taiju**
We won!
**[12:35] Chrome**
It's finally over!
**[12:38] Gen**
* Well, we may have won,*
* but it's not over yet.*
**[12:44] Gen**
*We've dealt with the underlings.*
**[12:46] Gen**
*Now come the big problems.*
**[12:49] Gen**
* Tsukasa-chan and Senku-chan*
* must have noticed...*
**[12:52] Gen**
*What are you going to do now?*
**[12:58] Tsukasa**
Whether I parry it or smack
it down, it'll explode.
**[13:02] Tsukasa**
There's no way to dodge a large blast.
**[13:05] Tsukasa**
Yes. It's true that we're out of moves.
**[13:09] Tsukasa**
But that would surely cause collateral
damage and kill many people.
**[13:14] Tsukasa**
Senku, you're incapable of abandoning people.
**[13:18] Tsukasa**
You would never sacrifice yourself, either.
**[13:20] Senku**
Well, well, it looks like we're both stuck.
**[13:24] Senku**
This isn't a victory. It's a stalemate.
**[13:26] Tsukasa**
And you deliberately created this situation.
**[13:30] Tsukasa**
Which means, Senku, your objective is...
**[13:34] Senku**
Yeah, to negotiate, Tsukasa.
**[13:38] Senku**
Gen, you said you first met
Tsukasa on a TV special.
**[13:43] Gen**
Eh? Yeah, that's right.
**[13:46] Senku**
Don't you think that's a bit odd?
**[13:49] Senku**
He could have had everything in the world,
**[13:53] Senku**
yet he's pushing forward with the noble goal
**[13:57] Senku**
of purifying established powers or whatever.
**[14:01] Senku**
That's the kind of man Shishio Tsukasa is.
**[14:05] Senku**
Yet this guy has been
participating in a ton of fights
**[14:08] Senku**
and showing up on TV all the time,
making a ton of money.
**[14:11] Senku**
So much that he earned the nickname
"strongest primate high schooler."
**[14:16] Senku**
It just doesn't add up.
**[14:18] Senku**
That just doesn't seem like his style.
**[14:20] Gen**
That's true.
**[14:22] Gen**
Making a ton of money seemed
like such an obvious thing to do
**[14:25] Gen**
that I never even thought about it.
**[14:27] Senku**
What do you need all that money for?
**[14:30] Senku**
For whom?
**[14:32] Senku**
She's alive, isn't she, Tsukasa?
**[14:35] Senku**
Your sister, I mean.
**[14:43] (Flashback) Doc**
She is clinically brain-dead.
**[14:45] (Flashback) Doc**
There is no possibility that Mirai-chan
will regain consciousness.
**[15:34] (Flashback) Tsukasa**
I know.
**[15:37] (Flashback) Tsukasa**
But still...
***SIGN*** Strongest high schooler!?
***SIGN*** Shishio
Tsukasa
***SIGN*** Special interview with "strongest primate high schooler" Shishio Tsukasa
***SIGN*** The Little Mermaid
**[16:40] Tsukasa**
I'm back, Mirai.
**[16:49] Tsukasa**
I'm going to protect you, okay?
**[16:53] Tsukasa**
No matter how many years or decades it takes.
**[16:57] Tsukasa**
And someday, I swear...
**[17:06] Senku**
We might be able to heal her.
**[17:11] Senku**
With the peripheral healing effect
of reviving from petrification.
**[17:17] Senku**
It's all-or-nothing, but there's a chance.
**[17:20] Taiju**
He's right, Tsukasa!
**[17:22] Taiju**
Even Senku's neck was
healed after you broke it!
**[17:26] Senku**
So, as for that rejuvenation fluid...
**[17:30] Senku**
Oh, look at that! We have all of it!
**[17:34] Kohaku**
*So scummy...*
**[17:35] Ginro**
*What a scummy face.*
**[17:37] Tsukasa**
What are your terms?
**[17:39] Senku**
We're offering one chance
to revive your sister.
**[17:44] Senku**
In exchange, we want a truce.
**[17:47] Tsukasa**
What reason do I have to believe you?
**[17:59] Senku**
All you have is my word.
**[18:01] Senku**
I don't lie when it comes to science.
**[18:04] Senku**
Is that not enough?
**[18:15] Tsukasa**
No, that's plenty.
**[18:19] Tsukasa**
That's plenty.
**[19:04] Nikki**
I never knew you had a sister.
**[19:07] Kohaku**
You'd been protecting her all that time.
**[19:11] Taiju**
Why would such a kind man
decide to destroy statues?
**[19:15] Taiju**
That's really bad.
**[19:17] Gen**
"Really bad"...
**[19:19] Gen**
I mean, you're not wrong.
**[19:21] Gen**
I like how blunt you are, Taiju-chan.
**[19:27] Ukyo**
Why did you decide to do something
so horrible as purifying humanity?
**[19:32] Tsukasa**
Horrible...
**[19:34] Tsukasa**
That it may be.
**[19:39] Tsukasa**
What would you all have done?
**[19:43] Tsukasa**
If you were reborn in a stone world
where there was almost no one else,
**[19:48] Tsukasa**
and you learned that there was a revival fluid?
**[19:53] Tsukasa**
A primitive world can't sustain
a large number of people.
**[19:57] Tsukasa**
There's no guarantee that we can
make unlimited revival fluid.
**[20:00] Tsukasa**
Ukyo, who would you have chosen?
**[20:07] Tsukasa**
It's necessary to pick and choose lives.
**[20:11] Tsukasa**
That's a terrifying thing to have to do.
**[20:14] Tsukasa**
It's a sinful task, to have to play God.
**[20:18] Tsukasa**
I decided to carry that sin,
**[20:21] Tsukasa**
to make it an opportunity
to build a new world.
**[20:24] Tsukasa**
That's why.
**[20:27] Tsukasa**
My goals haven't changed,
**[20:29] Tsukasa**
nor will they in the future.
**[20:36] Tsukasa**
That's why, Senku,
this is no more than a truce.
**[20:42] Senku**
That's fine.
**[20:47] Tsukasa**
The hospital was around here.
**[20:51] Gen**
Everyone's been swept quite a distance away.
**[20:54] Senku**
We just need to dig them all up.
**[20:57] Senku**
We'll mine them out with dynamite.
**[20:59] Chrome**
No, that's a bad idea!
**[21:01] Gen**
You're going to destroy the statues!
**[21:03] Senku**
No problem.
**[21:04] Senku**
It's only for the tough-ass bedrock.
**[21:07] Senku**
If we *do* blow up some statues, oh well!
**[21:10] Senku**
We'll just have to glue
them all back together.
**[21:13] Yuzuriha**
Um, who's going to be the
one doing that hellish work?
**[21:17] Yuzuriha**
Please!
**[21:23] Senku**
Whether Nobel invented dynamite
for warfare or for engineering...
**[21:32] Gen**
Which is it?
**[21:33] Senku**
Not my problem.
**[21:35] Senku**
Why do I care about what some
old fart was feeling? Gross.
**[21:39] Senku**
All I can say is that he used
**[21:42] Senku**
the money he made from the god
of destruction that is dynamite
**[21:46] Senku**
to hype up science with the Nobel Prize.
**[21:51] Senku**
And here we are, using
the power of dynamite to...
**[21:57] Senku**
dig, dig, and dig, and save lives.
**[22:02] Senku**
To save all of humanity.
**[22:12] Tsukasa**
Mirai...
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# E10 - Humanity's Strongest Tag Team
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**[00:06] (Flashback) Senku**
This isn't a battle between
might and science, Tsukasa.
**[00:12] (Flashback) Senku**
Might *is* science.
**[00:16] (Flashback) Senku**
Do you know the ancient
Greek word for "power"?
**[00:21] (Flashback) Senku**
It's "dynamite."
**[00:24] (Flashback) Hyoga**
How magnificent.
**[00:31] (Flashback) Senku**
Let's negotiate, Tsukasa.
**[00:34] (Flashback) Senku**
She's alive, isn't she, Tsukasa?
**[00:37] (Flashback) Senku**
Your sister, I mean.
**[00:40] (Flashback) Senku**
We might be able to heal her.
**[00:45] (Flashback) Senku**
With the peripheral healing effect
of reviving from petrification.
**[00:51] (Flashback) Senku**
We're offering one chance
to revive your sister.
**[00:58] (Flashback) Senku**
In exchange, we want a truce.
**[01:09] (Flashback) Tsukasa**
Mirai...
**[01:22] Taiju**
Wait, Senku!
**[01:24] Taiju**
Mirai-chan's naked!
**[01:26] Taiju**
No!
**[01:27] Taiju**
You can't revive her now!
**[01:29] Senku**
Here we go with your absurd nonsense.
**[01:32] Senku**
We're in an emergency, in the stone world!
**[01:35] Senku**
Who cares if you're buck naked
or if your peepee's showing?
**[01:38] Senku**
You really like this plot twist, don't you?
**[01:38] Yuzuriha**
Ba-ba-ba-ba-ba-m!
**[01:41] Senku**
We'll figure it out once we wake her up—
**[01:43] Yuzuriha**
Is this about the right size?
**[01:44] Senku**
That was fast!
**[01:48] Yuzuriha**
All set, Senku-kun.
**[02:07] Chrome**
Holy crap!
**[02:08] Ginro**
Wow!
**[02:13] Kokuyo**
Th-The stone statue's cracking apart.
**[02:16] Ginro**
It's turning into a real person.
**[02:19] Chrome**
Right, the villagers haven't seen this yet.
**[02:23] Senku**
The problem is what happens next.
**[02:29] Yuzuriha**
Please.
**[02:30] Yuzuriha**
If it heals Mirai-chan's insides the
same way it fixed Senku-kun's neck
**[02:34] Yuzuriha**
when the petrification was undone...
**[02:39] Senku**
The revival fluid has practically
been smacking people
**[02:44] Senku**
out of ten billion percent
certain brain death.
**[02:49] Senku**
It's not going to have trouble putting
together another brain or two.
**[03:21] Mirai**
Where am I?
**[03:25] Mirai**
I...
**[03:28] Tsukasa**
Mirai...
**[03:36] Mirai**
Nii-san?
**[03:42] Mirai**
You've gotten old.
**[03:44] Mirai**
You look good, though.
**[03:47] Mirai**
How many years have I been asleep?
**[03:53] Tsukasa**
Six years.
**[03:55] Tsukasa**
No...
**[03:58] Tsukasa**
Several thousand years, Mirai.
**[04:07] Kohaku**
He kept fighting, knowing there was no cure.
**[04:14] Kohaku**
For years and years...
**[04:20] Kohaku**
You've been waiting, haven't you, Tsukasa?
**[04:24] Kohaku**
For this moment, for all this time.
***SIGN*** Humanity's Strongest Tag Team
**[06:07] Kokuyo**
All right!
**[06:08] Kokuyo**
Let's gather our belongings and return to
the village, where the others are waiting!
**[06:12] ---**
Yeah!
**[06:14] Hyoga**
Mirai-kun.
**[06:16] Hyoga**
You have lots of rocks on you.
**[06:19] Hyoga**
They're doing a disservice to your beauty.
**[06:21] Hyoga**
You should go wash your face
**[06:24] Hyoga**
at the river over there.
**[06:29] Chrome**
Senku...
**[06:31] Chrome**
We're missing some dynamite.
**[06:35] Ginro**
We used a ton.
**[06:37] Ginro**
Of course we're going to be off by a little.
**[06:39] Chrome**
Yo, I'm the king of materials for a reason.
**[06:42] Chrome**
This is one thing I don't get wrong.
**[06:45] Ukyo**
If someone stole it, I would have heard it.
**[06:49] Ukyo**
If there's anyone who could have
fooled my ears, as far as I know...
**[06:56] Ukyo**
He would be the only one.
**[07:01] Suika**
Huh?
**[07:02] Suika**
Mantle's supposed to be in charge
of watching Homura's cell.
**[07:06] Suika**
He's gone again.
**[07:07] Suika**
He's always slacking.
**[07:26] ---**
This...
**[07:27] Suika**
This is bad!
**[07:31] Yo**
Damn it, what the hell?!
**[07:32] Yo**
Busted already!
**[07:40] Yo**
* Damn, I figured out how to*
* take the high ground again.*
**[07:44] Yo**
*I just need to go abduct Chrome again.*
**[07:48] Yo**
* I'm the only one who knows*
* where Chrome ran off to.*
**[07:51] Yo**
* Senku's main base must be*
* somewhere in that direction.*
**[07:56] Yo**
*That's it!*
**[07:57] Yo**
*Seriously? That only took me a few seconds!*
**[08:00] Yo**
*I've still got it, man!*
**[08:05] Yo**
*Homura...*
**[08:10] (Flashback) Homura**
Yo.
**[08:12] (Flashback) Homura**
Contact Hyoga-sama.
**[08:15] (Flashback) Homura**
Free me when the time is right.
**[08:18] (Flashback) Homura**
Hyoga-sama's true objective...
**[08:24] Ginro**
What?!
**[08:25] Chrome**
Was that an accident?!
**[08:26] Ukyo**
No, it wasn't.
**[08:28] Ukyo**
That sounded like...
**[08:28] Kohaku**
Where was it from?
**[08:31] Senku**
The miracle cave.
**[08:37] Person A**
Get back!
**[08:47] Person B**
Has anyone been caught underneath?
**[08:49] Person C**
Report!
**[08:52] Kaseki**
The miracle water's buried!
**[08:54] Kaseki**
Now we can't make any more science weapons!
**[08:59] Ukyo**
It's Homura.
**[09:01] Ukyo**
But why did he attack the miracle cave?
**[09:03] Gen**
Homura-chan doesn't do anything on his own.
**[09:06] Gen**
Not without someone's instructions.
**[09:09] Ukyo**
Whose?
**[09:11] Senku**
Who else?
**[09:15] Chrome**
What?
**[09:16] Kohaku**
What is it, Senku?
**[09:17] Gen**
Hurry, everyone!
**[09:22] Mirai**
An explosion?
**[09:23] Mirai**
Why?
**[09:26] Tsukasa**
I'll go check it out.
**[09:36] Senku**
Get away from there!
**[09:38] Senku**
Mirai! Tsukasa!
**[09:56] Hyoga**
Whether I'd tried to sneak in from
behind or attack you in your sleep,
**[10:00] Hyoga**
I could never erase you, the strongest
high school primate, Shishio Tsukasa.
**[10:08] Hyoga**
So long as there was nothing
for you to protect, that is.
**[10:15] Hyoga**
I was the one who was waiting.
**[10:18] Hyoga**
This whole time...
**[10:19] Hyoga**
For this moment.
**[10:42] Tsukasa**
Senku...
**[10:48] Mirai**
Nii-san!
**[10:49] Kohaku**
Senku!
**[10:50] Chrome**
Tsukasa!
**[10:55] Kokuyo**
Wait, Kohaku!
**[10:57] Kokuyo**
The current is too fast.
**[10:58] Kokuyo**
And look.
**[10:58] Kohaku**
Let me go, Father!
**[10:59] Kokuyo**
There's no way you'll find them underwater.
**[11:05] Ukyo**
Let's go.
**[11:06] Ukyo**
We'll find them downstream by the river.
**[11:24] Hyoga**
I pierced Tsukasa-kun's chest.
**[11:27] Hyoga**
It's fatal.
**[11:29] Hyoga**
You won't be able to save him.
**[11:31] (Flashback) Yo**
W-Wait, hang on!
**[11:31] Hyoga**
I've already confirmed that
the river leads to here.
**[11:37] Senku**
Yeah, I'm sure you did, Hyoga.
**[11:41] Senku**
There's no way you would have taken
the risk of jumping in the river.
**[11:45] Hyoga**
Indeed.
**[11:47] Hyoga**
I wanted to make sure Tsukasa-kun
couldn't get in my way
**[11:52] Hyoga**
before I talked to you in private.
**[11:57] Senku**
What are you, a middle schooler
meeting me behind the
**[11:59] Senku**
school building to confess to me?
**[12:01] Senku**
Sadly, I'm already married.
**[12:04] Senku**
Wait, I'm divorced.
**[12:07] Senku**
I don't have a single thing
to talk to you about.
**[12:10] Hyoga**
I'd expect so.
**[12:11] Hyoga**
But I'd like you to hear what I have to say.
**[12:13] Hyoga**
Whether I get you to act
by persuasion or by torture
**[12:17] Hyoga**
doesn't make much of a difference.
**[12:21] Hyoga**
Tsukasa-kun and I were in agreement
on our fundamental belief:
**[12:27] Hyoga**
that the petrification phenomenon that rained
down on this planet thousands of years ago
**[12:33] Hyoga**
was to select certain humans...
**[12:36] Hyoga**
To thin us out.
**[12:38] Senku**
Oh?
**[12:40] Senku**
That's a ten billion percent
un-exhilarating idea.
**[12:44] Senku**
Don't forget that unjustified
personal theories are nothing
**[12:46] Senku**
but jokes in the world of science.
**[12:52] Hyoga**
Let's dispense with the platitudes, Senku-kun.
**[12:55] Hyoga**
I'm sure you're well aware.
**[12:59] Hyoga**
There's absolutely no way that this
planet can sustain seven billion people.
**[13:05] Hyoga**
Then who is to live on?
**[13:08] (Flashback) Tsukasa**
Hyoga, what do you think?
**[13:12] (Flashback) Tsukasa**
It's the lives of the young, who have
a future, that should have priority.
**[13:16] (Flashback) Tsukasa**
We can dismiss the the established powers
who do nothing but take from
**[13:21] Hyoga**
*the young have-nots and create a new world.*
**[13:27] Hyoga**
High-and-mighty Tsukasa-kun
was aspiring to a shangri-la,
**[13:30] Hyoga**
where no one takes from one another.
**[13:34] Hyoga**
I don't have a shred of
interest in such a thing.
**[13:38] Hyoga**
If we're left with nothing
but brain-dead youths,
**[13:43] Hyoga**
we'd still be taken from
in order to keep them fed.
**[13:46] Hyoga**
What's needed is a selection.
**[13:50] Hyoga**
We must allow only the elite
of this world to survive.
**[13:54] Hyoga**
The mediocre must all perish.
**[13:57] Hyoga**
That's the most logical answer, is it not?
**[13:59] Hyoga**
We, humanity, were given that
chance by the petrification—
**[14:01] Senku**
Yeah, that's so incredibly logical.
**[14:06] Senku**
It's logical, but it isn't exhilarating.
**[14:11] Senku**
If we can't sustain seven billion people,
**[14:14] Senku**
all seven billion of us will look for a
way to sustain all seven billion people.
**[14:20] Senku**
That's the way science does things.
**[14:27] Hyoga**
Indeed, Senku-kun, your scientific
abilities are impressive.
**[14:32] Hyoga**
I know you can make nitric acid,
even if it takes time.
**[14:36] Hyoga**
Let's conquer the world and select
the right people for humanity.
**[14:40] Hyoga**
The two of us could form
an unstoppable tag team.
**[14:46] Hyoga**
Your answer is "yes."
**[14:48] Hyoga**
Until you say that, you'll lose one finger at a time.
**[14:52] Hyoga**
After that, your legs.
**[14:54] Hyoga**
I told you, didn't I?
**[14:57] Hyoga**
You don't have a choice.
**[15:12] Senku**
Get back, damn it!
**[15:14] Senku**
Stay away from me!
**[15:15] Hyoga**
How embarrassing.
**[15:17] Hyoga**
It's too late for this, Senku-kun.
**[15:20] Hyoga**
It seems I overestimated you a bit.
**[15:23] Senku**
Shut up!
**[15:43] (Flashback) Tsukasa**
But I'll promise you one thing:
you will never be in danger again.
**[15:52] Tsukasa**
I betrayed our promise once before.
**[16:00] Tsukasa**
And yet, you kept yours.
**[16:06] Tsukasa**
It's my turn to uphold my end of our promise.
**[16:14] Tsukasa**
This time, I won't let harm
come to you ever again.
**[16:19] Tsukasa**
Because from now on, *I'll* be fighting!
**[16:26] Hyoga**
That only means I need to
take you both out together.
**[16:29] Hyoga**
Now that my only equal in this
world is on his last legs,
**[16:34] Hyoga**
I am the strongest of the primates.
**[16:37] Tsukasa**
Hyoga is saying that to break our spirits,
**[16:40] Tsukasa**
but what he says about the
state of our battle is true.
**[16:43] Senku**
Yeah, I bet.
**[16:45] Senku**
It's definitely true if you say so, Tsukasa.
**[16:48] Tsukasa**
Let's fight together, Senku.
**[16:51] Senku**
Yeah.
**[16:53] Senku**
Let's tag-team this guy.
**[16:56] Senku**
We're going to murder him
with science and might.
**[16:59] Senku**
This is exhilarating!
**[17:03] Hyoga**
They're chatting to buy time
as they discuss their plans.
**[17:07] Hyoga**
Not that I'm going to wait for them.
**[17:10] Hyoga**
A wounded boar and a man
with no fighting abilities
**[17:14] Hyoga**
would make for the weakest
tag team in all mankind.
**[17:26] Hyoga**
I'm keeping my eye on you, too, Senku-kun.
**[17:33] Senku**
Your eleven!
**[17:43] Hyoga**
Gunpowder!
**[18:05] Senku**
The dude's a freak.
**[18:13] Senku**
* Now he's coming for me,*
* without missing a beat.*
**[18:15] Senku**
I can use science to kill
you with one finger!
**[18:20] Hyoga**
Only a primitive would fall for
such a brain-dead bluff, Senku-kun.
**[18:51] Hyoga**
Tsukasa-kun, you have no
chance against me right now.
**[18:57] Hyoga**
I'm sure you've known from the beginning
**[18:59] Hyoga**
that the hole in your lung is fatal.
**[19:04] Tsukasa**
Yeah, you're right.
**[19:06] Hyoga**
So why do you struggle?
**[19:09] Hyoga**
Your fate has long been sealed.
**[19:13] Tsukasa**
I don't know, either.
**[19:16] Tsukasa**
Maybe I was motivated to fight for as long
**[19:21] Tsukasa**
as I could because that's
just how much fun it was.
**[19:30] Tsukasa**
We got to fight together
fleetingly, in the end.
**[19:38] Hyoga**
Is that so?
**[19:39] Hyoga**
Well, that's very unfortunate.
**[19:42] Hyoga**
Your fun is about to end.
**[19:53] Senku**
Yeah, it's over.
**[20:00] Hyoga**
*A bandage over his finger?*
**[20:02] Hyoga**
*Where I cut it?*
**[20:04] Senku**
I told you.
**[20:06] Senku**
I can use science to murder
you with the tip of my finger.
**[20:14] Hyoga**
I see...
**[20:15] Hyoga**
That flame earlier...
How did you light it so quickly?
**[20:23] Senku**
Primitive science isn't all bad.
**[20:26] Senku**
If these were lithium batteries,
your jab would have blown me up.
**[20:31] Senku**
Manganese batteries are tough enough
to be both a weapon and a shield.
**[20:35] Hyoga**
How?!
**[20:36] Hyoga**
From where?!
**[20:38] Hyoga**
When did you construct such a thing?!
**[20:41] Senku**
Have you forgotten already?
**[20:43] Senku**
Hyoga, you were the one who was kind
enough to deliver the materials to me.
**[20:49] Senku**
Hook some batteries up to the
thin wire coil from a cell phone,
**[20:54] Senku**
and you get a high-voltage transformer.
**[20:57] Senku**
It's the birth of a 100,000-volt stun gun.
**[21:02] Senku**
I had fun, too, Tsukasa...
**[21:06] Senku**
tag-teaming with you.
**[21:19] Senku**
Enjoy the gift of science,
from Tsukasa and me.
**[21:39] Hyoga**
Wretched science...
***SIGN*** Next Episode
***SIGN*** This is a work of fiction, but the plants, animals, and production methods described are based on reality. Foraging and making things on your own accord is extremely dangerous and, in some cases, illegal. Please do not imitate without expertise.
# E11 - Prologue of Dr. Stone
Source: [Crunchyroll](https://www.crunchyroll.com/watch/GN7UDZ3VQ/prologue-of-dr-stone)
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**[00:05] Homura**
*Hyoga-sama...*
**[00:17] Kinro**
Are you all right, Senku?
**[00:19] Senku**
Yeah, I'm in ten billion
percent perfect shape.
**[00:25] Senku**
Although it would have been bad if it
was the first time I'd been speared.
**[00:30] Senku**
Our training together paid off, Kinro.
**[00:44] Magma**
All right, let's go ahead
and kill this Hyoga bastard!
**[00:48] Taiju**
Killing people is bad.
**[00:50] Ginro**
Why is that always your first thought, Magma?
**[00:53] Chrome**
How long are we going to
keep them captive, though?
**[01:01] Senku**
Until the day we bring
civilization back to the world.
**[01:06] Senku**
Once we have a scientific civilization,
Hyoga won't be anywhere near the strongest.
**[01:11] Senku**
People can hold trials or
whatever else they need to do.
**[01:15] Senku**
I have no interest in any of that.
**[01:18] Senku**
I'm just a science person.
**[01:23] Kohaku**
It's finally over.
**[01:26] Kohaku**
All of it.
**[01:30] Senku**
What are you talking about?
**[01:32] Senku**
It's the opposite.
**[01:35] Senku**
We're just getting started.
**[01:38] Senku**
We're all going to work together
to build a kingdom of science
**[01:44] Senku**
in this stone world from scratch.
**[03:30] Person A**
What the hell is this?!
**[03:31] Nikki**
Don't just stand there.
**[03:34] Nikki**
Do some work.
**[03:37] Chrome**
We're building science facilities!
**[03:41] Kaseki**
Iron forges and glassblowing stoves!
**[03:43] Kaseki**
We're even going to build a power generator!
**[03:46] Kinro**
Some of you must have the fuzzy sickness.
**[03:48] Kinro**
Glasses will save you.
**[03:50] Ginro**
We have ramen in the science kingdom, too!
**[03:56] Yuzuriha**
I think that's the last piece.
**[03:58] Suika**
There are quite a few missing parts, though.
**[04:01] Ruri**
Can it regenerate all these broken parts?
**[04:05] Chrome**
Sure it can.
**[04:07] Chrome**
I think.
**[04:08] Chrome**
According to Senku-chan's hypothesis,
**[04:10] Chrome**
it should work as long as the
surfaces aren't weathered away.
**[04:14] Ruri**
And if he's wrong about that?
**[04:16] Chrome**
The moment we pour the
revival fluid on him, splat!
**[04:19] Chrome**
Blood everywhere and a
corpse in a million pieces!
**[04:25] Ruri**
He's alive!
**[04:26] Suika**
He came back to life!
**[04:29] Mangaka**
Crap! Crap! Crap!
**[04:31] Mangaka**
My deadline!
**[04:31] Mangaka**
How long was I asleep?
**[04:33] Kaseki**
A few thousand years.
**[04:35] Mangaka**
I totally missed my deadline, then!
**[04:38] Gen**
Here's some paper.
**[04:39] Gen**
We already have everything
a manga artist needs.
**[04:43] Mangaka**
Yes!
**[04:44] Chrome**
Do you know this dude?
**[04:46] Gen**
Nah, he's a manga artist.
**[04:47] Gen**
We just happened to find him.
**[04:49] Gen**
Remember what Senku-chan promised?
**[04:52] Gen**
That he would bring back all the world's
entertainment and fun things to show us?
**[05:00] Gen**
This is where our exciting
scientific civilization begins.
**[05:08] Yo**
*Scientific civilization?*
**[05:09] Yo**
*Entertainment?*
**[05:10] Yo**
*When did that happen, and how? Damn it!*
**[05:13] Yo**
*Yo-kun-sama was only gone for a little bit!*
**[05:17] Yo**
*I'm so jealous!*
**[05:20] Yo**
Yo! 'Sup!
**[05:21] Yo**
I fell down a waterfall, and I just
recovered from amnesia yesterday.
**[05:25] Yo**
I'll help out, too.
**[05:27] Chrome**
Yo!
**[05:28] Chrome**
This guy's bad news.
**[05:30] Chrome**
He might be the one who let Homura go.
**[05:32] Kaseki**
What?!
**[05:34] Yuzuriha**
But hey, if he's willing to help,
he's more than welcome.
**[05:39] Yuzuriha**
We need more people, and we have
a ton of statue puzzles to put together.
**[05:43] Yo**
Sweet!
**[05:44] Yo**
Does that clear me of my crimes?
**[05:46] Chrome**
Crimes?
**[05:47] Nikki**
You just confessed.
**[05:49] Yo**
How many pieces are we putting together?
**[05:51] Yo**
Just leave it to m—
**[05:56] Yo**
Don't tell me you actually intend
to put all of these back together?
**[06:00] Yo**
Every single one?
**[06:02] Yuzuriha**
All of them.
**[06:03] Yuzuriha**
Every single one.
**[06:05] Yo**
Just asking!
**[06:09] Tsukasa**
Straight from there, just past the lake.
**[06:15] Tsukasa**
And then...
**[06:16] Minami**
You can't speak, Tsuka-san.
**[06:18] Minami**
You need to get some rest.
**[06:20] Tsukasa**
I have to tell you this before the end.
**[06:28] Tsukasa**
It's finished.
**[06:30] Tsukasa**
Now that the Kingdom of Science has won,
**[06:33] Tsukasa**
the statues that I destroyed
will have died for nothing.
**[06:39] Taiju**
Don't worry, Tsukasa!
**[06:41] Taiju**
No one's better than I am at
time-consuming grunt work!
**[06:47] Taiju**
If you just tell me where all the broken
statues are, I'll gather every last piece!
**[06:53] Ukyo**
Tsukasa, do you actually remember every
single statue that you've busted?
**[07:02] Tsukasa**
Of course.
**[07:04] Tsukasa**
I haven't forgotten them even once.
**[07:23] Natri**
Really?
**[07:25] Natri**
We won? We really won?
**[07:28] Alumi**
Everyone's safe?
**[07:30] Alumi**
No one has died or anything?
**[07:33] Alumi**
I'm so glad.
**[07:35] Chrome**
*Yeah, not anyone from the village.*
**[07:43] Chrome**
No, no one has died!
**[07:46] Chrome**
We promised a bloodless siege.
**[07:48] Chrome**
Senku won't let him die!
**[07:53] Gen**
What are you making next, Senku-chan?
**[07:55] Senku**
We have a ton of modern humans now.
**[07:58] Senku**
Some of them might even
recognize what I'm doing.
***SIGN*** Vinegar
***SIGN*** Chlorine
***SIGN*** Sulfur
***SIGN*** Chloroacetic acid
***SIGN*** Sodium chloroacetate
***SIGN*** Sodium hydroxide
**[08:02] Senku**
Vinegar plus chlorine with a dash
of sulfur gives us chloroacetate.
***SIGN*** Cyanoacetate
**[08:06] Senku**
Throw in some sodium hydroxide,
and we get sodium chloroacetate.
***SIGN*** Sodium cyanide
***SIGN*** Alcohol
***SIGN*** Formaldehyde
**[08:11] Senku**
Get it to react with cyanide made from blood
and iron, and once you get some cyanoacetate...
***SIGN*** Blood
***SIGN*** Iron
***SIGN*** Ethyl cyanoacetate
**[08:16] Gen**
No, I don't think anyone's going to get that.
**[08:20] Senku**
Anyway, after all that, you add some
alcohol to make ethyl cyanoacetate,
**[08:25] Senku**
then add some formaldehyde to that,
**[08:27] Senku**
and you get superglue to seal wounds.
**[08:32] Gen**
And that's going to save Tsukasa-chan?
**[08:37] Senku**
We're just closing the wound to buy time.
**[08:41] Senku**
I'm not a magician.
**[08:43] Senku**
I can't rebuild an organ
after it's been broken.
**[08:52] Homura**
*Alone with Hyoga-sama...*
**[08:55] Homura**
*Not bad.*
**[08:58] Hyoga**
You're still as brain-dead and soft as ever.
**[09:03] Hyoga**
You won't even execute the
man who killed your leader.
**[09:07] Hyoga**
You're never going to
run a kingdom like that.
**[09:12] Kohaku**
You may not even have
managed to kill Tsukasa.
**[09:17] Hyoga**
That's impossible.
**[09:19] Hyoga**
The mediocre always count on miracles.
**[09:22] Kohaku**
Miracles?
**[09:24] Kohaku**
Senku doesn't have any
interest in such a thing.
**[09:29] Kohaku**
He treads tirelessly down the path of science.
**[09:36] Kohaku**
He's the strongest,
most patient man in the world.
**[09:44] Senku**
There's just one way to save you.
**[09:53] Senku**
Tsukasa, we're going to petrify you.
**[10:09] Yuzuriha**
Sorry!
**[10:13] Yuzuriha**
Oh, it's you, Mirai-chan.
**[10:14] Mirai**
They said I can't be here, but I got worried
about my brother, so I had to peek.
**[10:19] Kaseki**
Hey! Over here, Yuzuriha!
**[10:23] Senku**
I called you because I
need help with needles.
**[10:25] Senku**
This is a job for a crafts club member.
**[10:33] Yuzuriha**
When you say "needles," you don't mean...
**[10:35] Gen**
Um...
**[10:37] Gen**
We obviously don't have any
anesthetic or anything.
**[10:39] Gen**
Surgery? Seriously?
**[10:43] Senku**
Don't underestimate the
strongest high school primate.
**[10:46] Senku**
You don't need anesthetic, do you, Tsukasa?
**[10:51] Tsukasa**
Of course.
**[10:55] Yuzuriha**
Mirai-chan!
**[10:55] Kaseki**
Remember, she's still six years old inside.
**[11:07] Kohaku**
There's nothing to worry about, Mirai.
**[11:11] Kohaku**
Senku's science is always the real deal.
**[11:14] Kohaku**
If he can't do it, he'll admit he can't.
**[11:17] Kohaku**
So long as that man is looking for a way
to save Tsukasa, he will find a way.
**[11:26] Kohaku**
He will, no matter how narrow the chances,
**[11:28] Kohaku**
and no matter how many
years or decades it takes.
**[11:38] Tsukasa**
It's my own body.
**[11:40] Tsukasa**
I know better than anyone what's going on.
**[11:43] Tsukasa**
The surgery is to buy time.
**[11:46] Tsukasa**
I'm going to die from
sepsis within a few days.
**[11:50] Senku**
Yeah.
**[11:51] Senku**
The only way to save you
will be to petrify you.
**[11:56] Gen**
Petrify him to save him?!
**[11:58] Senku**
We're going to exploit the
regenerative effects of
**[12:02] Senku**
coming out of petrification to heal him.
**[12:05] Gen**
Yeah, I get the reasoning.
**[12:09] Gen**
But do you actually know how to petrify him?
**[12:12] Senku**
Relax. What are you, an overly eager kid?
**[12:15] Senku**
That's what we're going to find out.
**[12:19] Senku**
But we don't know how many years it'll take.
**[12:23] Senku**
There's a ten billion percent chance
that you'll be dead by then.
**[12:27] Senku**
So before that happens, Tsukasa,
**[12:32] Senku**
I'm going to kill you with my own hands.
**[12:40] Gen**
What are you talking about?
**[12:43] Senku**
I'm going to freeze him to death.
**[12:45] Senku**
It's literally cold sleep.
**[12:48] Senku**
In the meantime,
we'll find a way to petrify him.
**[12:52] Senku**
I'm going to bring you back,
no matter what it takes.
**[12:56] Senku**
That's the only way.
**[12:59] Senku**
Have faith in me... and die.
**[13:05] Tsukasa**
Of course.
**[13:08] Tsukasa**
In fact, if I have to die,
I'd like it to be at your hands.
**[13:16] Tsukasa**
After all, Senku,
I've killed you once already.
**[13:23] Senku**
Oh, yeah, you're totally right.
**[13:27] Senku**
That's perfect. It'll be my revenge.
**[13:29] Senku**
So go ahead and die.
**[13:42] Kaseki**
My adorable Steam Gorilla's going to
be reborn into something awesome again!
**[13:49] Senku**
I need the two pistons
we used for the engine.
**[13:53] Chrome**
We're taking the cell phone apart, too.
**[13:55] Suika**
Get all that golden wire!
**[13:59] Yo**
Seriously, primitives?
**[14:01] Nikki**
Shut up.
**[14:03] Nikki**
We're the primitives at this point.
**[14:06] Ukyo**
Amazing.
**[14:07] Ukyo**
What are you guys making?
**[14:10] Senku**
Oh, a refrigerator.
**[14:12] Yo, Nikki & Ukyo**
A... refrig...erator?!
**[14:14] Senku**
Well, more like a freezer.
**[14:16] Ukyo**
In this stone world?
**[14:18] Gen**
Yeah, that's how modern people react.
**[14:21] Gen**
That's what I said at first, too.
**[14:23] Gen**
All I can do now is laugh.
**[14:30] Senku**
Chugga-chug go the two pumps.
**[14:33] Senku**
Push air back and forth through
the part with the gold wire,
**[14:37] Senku**
and the heat transfers away... freezing you!
**[14:43] Chrome**
I'm not entirely sure how
that works, but damn!
**[14:46] Gen**
Are freezers really that simple?
**[14:50] Senku**
Modern ones are a little more complicated.
**[14:53] Kohaku**
I do know that things don't
spoil when they're frozen.
**[14:56] Senku**
Yeah, we might end up with a ten billion percent
flawless way to preserve food along the way.
**[15:06] Senku**
Petrify beam!
**[15:11] Senku**
A drip of revival fluid, and we can
have all the fresh sashimi we want.
**[15:16] Senku**
Even better, the regeneration effect
will get rid of the germs, too.
**[15:20] Ginro**
Does that mean we can
use that on boars, too?!
**[15:21] Ukyo**
He's going to use the disaster that
ended humanity as a convenient tool.
**[15:26] Chrome**
Oh, damn! It's a new science!
**[15:29] Ginro**
Petrification's awesome!
**[15:30] Kinro**
We can make it through poor catches, too.
**[15:34] (Flashback) Senku**
If we can't sustain seven billion people,
**[15:38] (Flashback) Senku**
all seven billion of us will look for a
way to sustain all seven billion people.
**[15:43] (Flashback) Senku**
That's the way science does things.
**[15:46] Senku**
Throw a freeze dryer in the mix,
and it's unstoppable.
**[15:50] Kohaku**
That'll go a long way to
solving the food problem, too!
**[15:53] Chrome**
Yeah!
**[15:55] Chrome**
We built a refrigerator!
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acquired!!
**[15:58] Kaseki**
Go on, get!
**[15:59] Kaseki**
We're out of here!
**[16:02] Ginro**
Wh-Why, though?
**[16:04] Kaseki**
If you had to kill your friend,
would you want an audience?
**[16:15] Kohaku**
Those two are both leaders.
**[16:18] Kohaku**
It'll be difficult for them
to talk with others around.
**[16:39] Tsukasa**
Cold sleep, huh?
**[16:41] Tsukasa**
I've only heard of it existing
in science fiction spaceships.
**[16:47] Senku**
Spaceships...
**[16:49] Senku**
The Soyuz fits three people.
**[16:52] Senku**
Who would you take with you on a space
cruise if you had to choose from among us?
**[16:57] Tsukasa**
Let's see...
**[17:02] Tsukasa**
Are you asking me to make
a list of capable people?
**[17:08] Senku**
Huh? What are you talking about?
**[17:10] Senku**
I'm just asking.
**[17:13] Tsukasa**
Why would you want to make
such idle chatter in the end?
**[17:21] Senku**
Can't we just chat idly?
**[17:31] Tsukasa**
Yeah... Taiju and...
**[17:34] Tsukasa**
You might not be physically fit enough
for exploring the planets, Senku.
**[17:40] Tsukasa**
If I had to take someone, it might be Chrome.
**[17:43] Senku**
Yeah, I wouldn't need me there, either.
**[17:47] Senku**
You know that chick with
the shells on her head?
**[17:50] Senku**
What about her?
**[17:52] Tsukasa**
She's a journalist.
**[17:54] Tsukasa**
She's a critical source of information
for choosing who to revive.
**[17:59] Senku**
I figured she was your type,
**[18:01] Senku**
that the strongest high school primate would
have a thing for Marilyn Monroe types.
**[18:07] Tsukasa**
I haven't considered appearances
in who I chose to revive.
**[18:10] Senku**
You're so stuck-up.
**[18:12] Senku**
By the way, Tsukasa, don't tell
me you came up with the name
**[18:17] Senku**
"the strongest high school primate" by yourself.
**[18:21] Tsukasa**
I never thought of myself that way.
**[18:26] Senku**
The actual strongest primate would have
to be the mega-macho mountain gorillas.
**[18:34] Tsukasa**
They were formidable indeed.
**[18:36] Senku**
Huh?
**[18:38] Tsukasa**
I've fought one before, for a TV show.
**[18:43] Senku**
What are you, a beast hunter?
**[18:47] Senku**
You fought a lion, too, remember?
**[18:51] Senku**
That thing tasted like shit,
simmered or grilled.
**[18:55] Senku**
You, Taiju, and I all had contorted faces.
It was like we lost a dare.
**[19:01] Senku**
We only survived thanks to Taiju's idea of
shoving it down with a ton of mushrooms.
**[19:08] Tsukasa**
That takes me back.
**[19:14] Tsukasa**
Those several days I spent
with you two were truly fun...
**[19:23] Tsukasa**
Senku.
**[19:28] Senku**
Come to think of it,
that poison mushroom Taiju ate...
**[19:33] Senku**
It's called amanita muscaria.
**[19:35] Senku**
You hallucinate if you eat a lot of them.
**[19:39] Senku**
Also, it looks just like the thing
Super Mario eats to grow huge.
**[19:46] Senku**
But he doesn't get any stronger.
**[19:49] Senku**
You know why?
**[19:51] Senku**
It's because Mario only *thinks* he's huge,
because he ate the mushroom.
**[19:57] Senku**
He's tripping balls. Ten billion percent tripping.
**[20:05] Senku**
Right?
**[20:07] Senku**
Am I right?
**[20:10] Senku**
Right, Tsukasa?
**[20:26] Mirai**
You protected me, Nii-san.
**[20:31] Mirai**
For years and years.
**[20:34] Mirai**
So I'll protect you this time. Forever.
**[20:38] Mirai**
I'll watch over you every day.
**[20:41] Mirai**
I'll make sure nothing breaks.
**[20:52] Senku**
Well, let's get ready to set out.
**[20:56] Senku**
We're starting immediately.
**[21:02] Ginro**
We're all together?
**[21:04] Nikki**
Tsukasa never called for such a thing.
**[21:07] Yo**
Look at all these people.
**[21:09] Suika**
I've never seen so many!
**[21:13] Gen**
Okay, everyone, listen up!
**[21:16] Senku**
So about that mysterious-as-hell
petrification beam
**[21:20] Senku**
that rained down on all of
humanity 3,700 years ago...
**[21:23] Tsukasa**
What was that, anyway?
**[21:25] Yo**
I was in the middle of pissing
in public when I froze, dude.
**[21:29] Nikki**
Weren't you a cop?
**[21:31] Ukyo**
If it was some kind of attack,
humanity won't survive a second time.
**[21:37] Senku**
That's why we're going to figure out
the nature of petrification first,
**[21:42] Senku**
using science.
**[21:44] Senku**
The information Byakuya
and the others left us
**[21:47] Senku**
over thousands of years is
worth its weight in gold.
**[21:49] Senku**
We're headed to the origin of the light.
**[21:52] Senku**
The other side of the planet!
**[21:54] Kinro**
The other side of the planet?!
**[21:55] Suika**
How do we get there?
**[21:57] Senku**
It'll be simple.
**[21:59] Senku**
Even the Neanderthals made it
all the way across Eurasia.
**[22:03] Gen**
Yeah, that took tens of thousands of years.
**[22:06] Gen**
And they probably had
ridiculously powerful legs.
**[22:11] Chrome**
Then we're going to get there
with our heads and hearts!
**[22:14] Chrome**
All the way to the other side of the planet!
**[22:16] Kohaku**
We can't just walk there, though, can we?
**[22:18] Senku**
Of course not.
**[22:20] Senku**
We have to cross the ocean.
**[22:21] Senku**
That's right, we're all working
together to build a ship!
**[22:29] ---**
We're heading out into the
world to solve all its mysteries!
**[22:33] Senku**
It's the start of the stone
world's age of discovery!
**[22:38] Chrome**
Holy shit!
**[22:40] Suika**
I'm going to help, too!
**[22:44] Magma**
We can handle building some boats.
**[22:46] Magma**
Ishigami Village lives with the sea.
**[22:51] Taiju**
I finally get to travel overseas!
**[22:53] Yuzuriha**
That's your take?
**[22:54] Yuzuriha**
You're right, though.
**[22:56] Gen**
We're going on an adventure
across the world by ship.
**[22:59] Gen**
Everyone's going to love this.
**[23:02] Ukyo**
For real.
**[23:04] Ukyo**
He seriously plans to
travel across the world.
**[23:08] Nikki**
The Kingdom of Science is never not serious.
**[23:14] Senku**
It's been two and a half years since
I woke up in this rock-filled world.
**[23:19] Senku**
It's been hard work.
**[23:22] Kohaku**
We're finally proceeding along
the road map for humanity's future.
**[23:28] Senku**
Yeah.
**[23:29] Senku**
We're only getting started.
**[23:33] Senku**
We're finally going to get our hands
on the truth behind the petrification.
**[23:37] Senku**
Let's paint over fantasy with human science.
**[23:43] Senku**
This is exhilarating!
***SIGN*** This is a work of fiction, but the plants, animals, and production methods described are based on reality. Foraging and making things on your own accord is extremely dangerous and, in some cases, illegal. Please do not imitate without expertise.