# E1 -
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**[00:01] DevilA**
The rules for summoning a devil:
**[00:04] DevilA**
A devil summoned from Hell by a spell
can only be returned to Hell using a spell.
**[00:11] DevilA**
A human who summons a devil
becomes that devil's master.
**[00:14] DevilA**
Unless the human gives their life
in atonement for using the spell,
**[00:18] DevilA**
the devil is bound to the human realm.
**[00:23] Delivery**
Delivery!
**[00:25] Yurine**
Coming.
**[00:26] Jashin**
It was a dream?
**[00:28] Delivery**
Sign here.
**[00:28] Jashin**
No, I can't really call that a dream...
**[00:31] Delivery**
Thanks a lot!
**[00:33] Jashin**
It's wrong to lie!
**[02:07] DevilA**
The Tokyo metropolis.
**[02:10] DevilA**
In one corner of this world,
a bittersweet drama unfolds again today.
**[02:38] Jashin**
Time to get this sukiyaki party started!
**[02:43] Jashin**
I got some great beef today! It's grade A5!
**[02:47] Yurine**
It's not like you're the one who got it.
**[02:49] Jashin**
D-Don't worry about
the little things!
**[02:52] Jashin**
Okay, let's get started!
**[02:54] Jashin**
We spread some beef tallow
inside a thoroughly heated pan.
**[02:59] Jashin**
And then, we cook the green onions.
**[03:03] Jashin**
This brings out the aroma!
**[03:04] Minos**
Ah, smells great!
**[03:06] Medusa**
It really does smell nice!
**[03:09] Jashin**
Once they're golden brown,
we take 'em out for now, and we cook the beef.
**[03:13] Medusa**
Wow!
**[03:15] Pekola**
*My Lord, please forgive me.*
**[03:17] Pekola**
* I am an angel, yet I have*
* come to a witch's Sabbat...*
**[03:22] Pekola**
*Hanazono Yurine...*
**[03:23] Pekola**
* What was your objective in*
* kidnapping this starving angel?*
**[03:28] Pekola**
* No! No matter how poor I am,*
* I cannot face my Lord like this!*
**[03:34] Jashin**
We quickly cook both sides of the beef.
**[03:36] Minos**
Beef! Beef! Beef!
**[03:39] Jashin**
And once the beef's all
cooked through, we add in...
**[03:41] Jashin**
Jashin-chan's special sukiyaki stock!
**[03:45] Jashin**
Just drizzle it over the whole pan!
**[03:52] Pekola**
Th-This is...
**[03:53] Jashin**
The stock came out fantastic today!
**[03:57] Jashin**
I'm a genius!
**[04:00] Jashin**
Now, time for the veggies. Once they
take on the color of the stock, it's done!
**[04:04] Minos**
I envy you, Yurine-chan.
**[04:05] Medusa**
Jashin-chan, let me help you.
**[04:07] Minos**
I can't believe you have a relative
who sends you this great beef.
**[04:10] Yurine**
They don't send it to me *that* often.
**[04:13] Jashin**
That's right! It's rare that
we have beef in our sukiyaki!
**[04:19] Jashin**
It usually looks like this.
***SIGN*** Napa
Cabbage
***SIGN*** Enoki
Mushrooms
***SIGN*** Konjac
Noodles
***SIGN*** No Beef
**[04:23] Minos**
I guess we were lucky today.
**[04:25] Jashin**
You should shave some meat off one of your
relatives and send it to me as thanks.
**[04:31] Minos**
But that would make me a cannibal.
**[04:34] Jashin**
Ah, the meat's almost cooked.
**[04:40] Pekola**
It looks delicious...
**[04:41] Medusa**
Oh, Pekola-chan. Here's an egg.
**[04:43] Pekola**
O-Oh, thank you...
**[04:45] Jashin**
Let's eat!
**[04:46] Minos**
Don't mind if I do!
**[04:47] Pekola**
* Well, I suppose it's only*
* natural. I was so hungry.*
**[04:52] Pekola**
*I'm sure my Lord will forgive me.*
**[04:53] Jashin**
It's so good!
**[04:55] Minos**
It melts in my mouth! Yum!
**[04:58] Yurine**
Not bad.
**[05:00] Jashin**
Hey! Pekola!
**[05:01] Jashin**
What are you doing here?!
**[05:04] Jashin**
This is a dining table for devils.
**[05:06] Jashin**
You're from Heaven, which means you
shouldn't be allowed to partake with us!
**[05:12] Minos**
Huh? Pekola-chan, you're an angel?
**[05:14] Jashin**
You didn't know?
**[05:15] Pekola**
You invited me.
**[05:18] (Flashback) Jashin**
Hey, Pekola! I'm making sukiyaki
today! You'd better come!
**[05:21] (Flashback) Pekola**
Suki...
**[05:22] Medusa**
Jashin-chan...
**[05:23] Minos**
What are you talking about?
**[05:25] Jashin**
A-A-As if I can remember
things from so long ago!
**[05:27] Jashin**
I don't need this from a fool who lost
her halo and can't return to Heaven!
**[05:31] Pekola**
Th-That's...
**[05:32] Minos**
C'mon, cut it out.
**[05:34] Jashin**
Shut up! You stay out of this!
**[05:37] Yurine**
Jashin-chan.
**[05:38] Jashin**
Huh?!
**[05:39] Yurine**
When we eat, we should have fun.
**[05:41] Jashin**
But...
**[05:42] Yurine**
When we eat, we should get along.
**[05:45] Yurine**
Right?
**[05:46] Jashin**
Right.
**[05:48] Jashin**
It was all just a joke!
Let's be friends, Pekola!
**[05:52] Pekola**
Wh-Where is this coming from now?
**[05:53] Jashin**
Here! I'll get some for you, Pekola!
**[05:57] Jashin**
We're good friends!
**[05:57] Medusa**
Honestly, Jashin-chan...
**[05:59] Minos**
For real.
**[06:00] Jashin**
Here, fallen angel.
***SIGN*** Enoki
Mushrooms
***SIGN*** Napa
Cabbage
***SIGN*** Konjac
Noodles
**[06:03] Pekola**
There's... no meat...
**[06:05] Jashin**
Ah, it's so good! Nothing beats wagyu beef.
**[06:09] Pekola**
Um, may I have some meat, too?
**[06:11] Jashin**
Eat that.
**[06:13] Jashin**
Once your bowl is filled, you have
to eat it all before you can have more.
**[06:17] Jashin**
That's our rule here.
**[06:19] Jashin**
Wagyu beef's so good!
**[06:21] Jashin**
Yummy beef! So yummy!
**[06:23] Pekola**
* First of all, I'm an angel,*
* not a fallen angel.*
**[06:27] Jashin**
Yum!
**[06:29] Pekola**
* The konjac noodles and napa*
* cabbage are also good, but...*
**[06:32] Jashin**
So good!
**[06:37] Pekola**
*Meat...*
***SIGN*** Yummy...
***SIGN*** Beef...
**[06:42] DevilA**
"Beef... Yummy..."
***SIGN*** Beef...
***SIGN*** Yummy...
***SIGN*** Beef...
***SIGN*** Yummy...
**[06:51] Pekola**
*I've finally finished all of it.*
**[06:53] Pekola**
*Napa cabbage is quite filling.*
**[06:56] Pekola**
*This time, I'll have mea—*
**[06:56] Jashin**
Pekola, you're all done?
**[06:58] Jashin**
I'll get you a refill!
**[07:00] Jashin**
Here you go, fallen angel. Your food's ready.
***SIGN*** Konjac
Noodles
***SIGN*** Napa
Cabbage
***SIGN*** Enoki
Mushrooms
***SIGN*** Konjac
Noodles
***SIGN*** Napa
Cabbage
***SIGN*** Enoki
Mushrooms
***SIGN*** Konjac
Noodles
***SIGN*** Napa
Cabbage
***SIGN*** Enoki
Mushrooms
***SIGN*** Konjac
Noodles
***SIGN*** Napa
Cabbage
***SIGN*** Enoki
Mushrooms
***SIGN*** Konjac
Noodles
***SIGN*** Napa
Cabbage
***SIGN*** Enoki
Mushrooms
**[07:04] Medusa**
Come on now, Jashin-chan!
Why are you being so mean?
**[07:08] Medusa**
I swear, you're so childish.
**[07:11] Minos**
There's nothing good about you.
**[07:13] Medusa**
Here, Pekola-chan. Open up.
**[07:23] Medusa**
Is it good?
**[07:25] Pekola**
It's delicious.
**[07:26] Medusa**
I'm so glad!
**[07:28] Pekola**
A-An angel...
**[07:30] Jashin**
*I can't tell who's the angel anymore.*
**[07:33] Yurine**
Here, Pekola. Have some more meat.
**[07:35] Yurine**
You don't have to worry about any rules.
**[07:39] Yurine**
Here.
**[07:40] Jashin**
Damn it! You're all being too nice to Pekola!
**[07:43] Jashin**
And Medusa and Minos, you're devils!
Don't take the *angel's* side!
**[07:47] Yurine**
Pay no attention to her.
**[07:49] Jashin**
Y-Yurine...
**[07:52] Jashin**
Well, if that's how you're all gonna be...
**[07:56] Jashin**
I'll eat *all* the meat!
**[08:18] Minos**
Wait...
**[08:19] Medusa**
You're not...
**[08:22] Jashin**
All done!
**[08:24] Medusa**
J-J-J-Jashin-chan!
**[08:25] Pekola**
The meat...
**[08:26] Minos**
Jashin-chan! What did you do that for?!
**[08:30] Yurine**
We had all that meat...
**[08:35] Yurine**
You ruined our fun dinner, Jashin-chan.
**[08:39] Yurine**
What are you going to do about this?
**[08:42] Yurine**
You'll have to do something or...
**[08:46] Jashin**
Wh-What's this? You wanna fight?
You ready for this?
**[08:49] Medusa**
I-I'll just go buy more mea—
**[08:52] Yurine**
There's not enough meat.
**[08:57] Jashin**
I'll kill you before you kill me!
**[08:59] Jashin**
I can't get back to Hell
because you summoned me here,
**[09:03] Jashin**
and I'm gonna put all my
resentment into one finishing blow!
**[09:07] Jashin**
Jashin-chan Dropkick!
**[09:10] Jashin**
Only minutes in, and it's already
the last episode special!
**[09:13] Jashin**
The rest of the series
will be recap episodes!
**[09:20] Yurine**
You dumb reptile.
***SIGN*** You dumb reptile*!*
***SIGN*** You dumb reptile*!*
**[09:28] Yurine**
Here we have sliced snake meat.
**[09:31] Yurine**
And there's plenty.
**[09:33] Medusa**
I'll just go buy some meat...
**[09:35] Jashin**
It's too late now.
**[09:36] Minos**
I wonder if it tastes good.
**[09:38] Pekola**
Hanazono Yurine is terrifying...
**[09:45] Pekola**
Hey, snake meat goes down
easier than I thought.
**[09:55] Jashin**
What's the password?
**[09:57] Medusa**
Huh? U-Uh...
**[10:00] Jashin**
Samba rhythm is...
**[10:01] Medusa**
Cannibalism.
**[10:03] Jashin**
You may come in!
**[10:05] Medusa**
You scared me.
**[10:07] Medusa**
I think you're being a little
too cautious, Jashin-chan.
**[10:10] Jashin**
You can't let your guard
down in the human realm!
**[10:15] Medusa**
Jashin-chan, I was thinking and...
**[10:20] Jashin**
What is it?
**[10:22] Medusa**
This...
**[10:23] Jashin**
Hey, it's the thing I asked for!
You bought it for me?!
**[10:27] Jashin**
Huh?
**[10:30] Medusa**
Jashin-chan, you're thinking of
doing something bad, aren't you?
**[10:33] Jashin**
Yep.
**[10:34] Jashin**
Come on! Do you even
*know* what you just bought?
**[10:38] Medusa**
You can't! I saw something
on TV on my way here!
**[10:40] TV**
*The perpetrator is still on the run.*
**[10:42] TV**
*The police continue to scour the scene.*
**[10:45] TV**
*As for the murder weapon...*
**[10:47] Medusa**
It was...
**[10:48] Jashin**
That's right, Medusa.
**[10:51] Jashin**
This is the weapon humans
so often use in assaults.
**[10:57] Jashin**
A crowbar!
**[10:59] Jashin**
I had an epiphany.
**[11:01] Jashin**
I realized why, in this day-to-day life,
**[11:03] Jashin**
where we sleep, eat, wake up,
watch TV, and eat again,
**[11:07] Jashin**
we see crowbars mentioned
on the news all day long.
**[11:12] Jashin**
Yes! It's because the crowbar is the perfect
weapon for dealing fatal blows to humans!
**[11:17] Jashin**
This'll knock Yurine out in a heartbeat!
**[11:20] Medusa**
Don't, Jashin-chan!
**[11:21] Medusa**
If you hit Yurine-san with that, she'll die!
**[11:24] Jashin**
I just said it would knock her out.
**[11:28] Jashin**
I'll kill her in one blow!
**[11:31] DevilA**
O-Ouch! Please stop! Spare me!
***SIGN*** One blow...?
**[11:34] Jashin**
I won't stop, and I *absolutely* won't spare you!
**[11:37] Jashin**
Woohoo! I'll smash Yurine's
brains out until there's nothing left!
**[11:44] Jashin**
This is getting fun.
**[11:46] Jashin**
Even better, it was Medusa
who bought the crowbar.
**[11:49] Jashin**
I won't be suspected of anything,
and my wallet won't take a hit, either.
**[11:54] Jashin**
It's the perfect crime!
**[11:56] Medusa**
Oh, Jashin-chan,
you're acting just like a devil.
**[11:59] Jashin**
I'm not "just like" a devil. I *am* a devil.
**[12:02] Medusa**
God, please exact divine
punishment on Jashin-chan!
**[12:05] Jashin**
Hey, come on. Don't forget you're a devil, too.
***SIGN*** Beth
**[12:11] Yurine**
I'm home.
**[12:12] Jashin**
Welcome back!
**[12:13] Medusa**
W-Welcome back.
**[12:15] Yurine**
Oh, you're here, Medusa? Hi.
**[12:18] Medusa**
Thanks for having me.
**[12:20] Jashin**
Medusa bought the DVD you've
been wanting with her own money.
**[12:25] Jashin**
You must be tired, right? You should
take some time out to rejuvenate.
**[12:28] Yurine**
Really? Thanks, Medusa.
**[12:31] Medusa**
N-No problem...
**[12:33] Jashin**
Here you go.
**[12:39] Yurine**
Can I watch it now?
**[12:41] Jashin**
Of course, of course. Right now.
**[12:44] Medusa**
Don't mind me...
**[12:53] Foreigner**
*Holy shit!*
**[12:59] Foreigner**
*Hey! I remember your voice!*
**[13:00] Jashin**
Getting complacent, are we, Yurine?
**[13:01] Foreigner**
*Are you... George?!*
**[13:02] Jashin**
While your attention is on that DVD,
I'll bash in your cranium!
**[13:03] Foreigner**
*Hey! George! It's me, Tony!*
**[13:08] Jashin**
This is the end.
**[13:13] Jashin**
Adios, Yurine. I'm providing
a special service today.
**[13:17] Jashin**
I'm going to show all of our
viewers what it looks like
**[13:21] Jashin**
when a human's brains are bashed out!
**[13:28] Yurine**
Hup.
**[13:30] Jashin**
How'd you know?
**[13:31] Yurine**
You said all of that out loud.
It dragged on forever, too.
**[13:35] Jashin**
Hey, sound guy! This is
meant to be a monologue!
**[13:37] Jashin**
Retake! Retake!
**[13:39] Jashin**
Cut! Cut! Cut!
**[13:40] Yurine**
Who are you talking to?
**[13:42] Jashin**
It was Medusa!
**[13:43] Jashin**
I didn't want to do it,
but she threatened me!
**[13:46] Medusa**
What?! That's mean!
Why would you lie like that?
**[13:49] Jashin**
Hey! Medusa, that's low!
Are you trying to trap me?!
**[13:53] Yurine**
Disgraceful.
**[13:56] Yurine**
Jashin-chan...
**[14:00] Yurine**
You know what this means, right?
**[14:02] Jashin**
You leave me no choice.
**[14:05] Jashin**
Time for my ultimate secret move
that shatters the heart itself!
***SIGN*** My Secret Move That Shatters the Heart Itself
**[14:09] Jashin**
Jashin-chan Dropkick!
**[14:22] Medusa**
J-J-J-Jashin-chan?!
**[14:30] Jashin**
I can't get up.
**[14:32] Jashin**
My spine is broken.
**[14:39] Jashin**
What is that?
**[14:42] Yurine**
I haven't finished you off yet.
**[14:45] Yurine**
I'm taking this opportunity to give
our viewers a fanservice shot,
**[14:49] Yurine**
by letting them see every part
of you spill out onto the floor
**[14:54] Yurine**
and get turned into mincemeat.
**[14:55] Jashin**
No!
**[14:56] Jashin**
Don't, Yurine!
**[14:57] Jashin**
No! No!
**[15:01] Jashin**
No!
**[15:06] DevilA**
You're just gonna pretend
you didn't see that?!
**[15:11] Medusa**
*This room was stained red that day.*
**[15:16] Medusa**
*But what turned it crimson?*
**[15:18] Medusa**
*Was it the sun setting behind the building...*
**[15:21] Medusa**
*or Jashin-chan being minced?*
**[15:23] Medusa**
I just don't know!
**[15:26] Jashin**
Don't go doing this just 'cause
I have regenerative powers.
**[15:31] Yurine**
Will we be able to remove the mosaic blur from
Jashin-chan before the commercials are over?
**[15:37] Medusa**
I just don't know!
**[15:40] DevilA**
The murder weapon was the chainsaw itself.
**[15:49] Yurine**
I see you still have the mosaic blur.
**[15:51] Jashin**
Don't worry. It'll come off soon enough.
**[15:57] Jashin**
I'll get the room all cleaned up, too!
Everything'll be fine!
**[16:02] Yurine**
Okay.
**[16:04] Jashin**
I'll go all-out for dinner tonight,
so come home early!
**[16:08] Jashin**
Off you go!
**[16:10] Yurine**
See you later.
***SIGN*** Mosaic Filter
***SIGN*** Add Mosaic Blur
***SIGN*** Remove Mosaic Blur
***SIGN*** Remove Mosaic Blur
***SIGN*** Complete
***SIGN*** The mosaic blur has been removed from you.
**[16:17] Jashin**
The blur was fake.
***SIGN*** Tomato
Juice
***SIGN*** Tomato
Juice
***SIGN*** Tomato
Juice
***SIGN*** Tomato
Juice
**[16:21] Jashin**
Now Yurine won't know I've fully recovered.
***SIGN*** Yurine's
Birthday
**[16:26] Jashin**
Today is Yurine's birthday.
**[16:28] Jashin**
I'll invite everyone over
and throw her a big party.
**[16:32] Jashin**
A surprise party to celebrate her death!
***SIGN*** Fortunes
**[16:36] Jashin**
After all, my horoscope for today is excellent!
***SIGN*** Fortunes
***SIGN*** Horoscopes
***SIGN*** Fortune Ranking
***SIGN*** for October 31
***SIGN*** Scorpio
Birthdate: 10/23-11/21
***SIGN*** Let it all rip!
Should be a very
exciting day?!
***SIGN*** Horoscopes
***SIGN*** Fortune Ranking
***SIGN*** for October 31
***SIGN*** Scorpio
Birthdate: 10/23-11/21
***SIGN*** Let it all rip!
Should be a very
exciting day?!
***SIGN*** Horoscopes
***SIGN*** Fortune Ranking
***SIGN*** for October 31
***SIGN*** Scorpio
Birthdate: 10/23-11/21
***SIGN*** Let it all rip!
Should be a very
exciting day?!
***SIGN*** Horoscopes
***SIGN*** Fortune Ranking
***SIGN*** for October 31
***SIGN*** Scorpio
Birthdate: 10/23-11/21
***SIGN*** Let it all rip!
Should be a very
exciting day?!
***SIGN*** Horoscopes
***SIGN*** Fortune Ranking
***SIGN*** for October 31
***SIGN*** Scorpio
Birthdate: 10/23-11/21
***SIGN*** Let it all rip!
Should be a very
exciting day?!
***SIGN*** Horoscopes
***SIGN*** Fortune Ranking
***SIGN*** for October 31
***SIGN*** Scorpio
Birthdate: 10/23-11/21
***SIGN*** Let it all rip!
Should be a very
exciting day?!
**[16:39] Jashin**
I got Medusa to secretly order
a cake along with my lucky item.
***SIGN*** Horoscopes
***SIGN*** Fortune Ranking
***SIGN*** for October 31
***SIGN*** Scorpio
Birthdate: 10/23-11/21
***SIGN*** Let it all rip!
Should be a very
exciting day?!
***SIGN*** Fortune Ranking
***SIGN*** for October 31
***SIGN*** Scorpio
Birthdate: 10/23-11/21
***SIGN*** Let it all rip!
Should be a very
exciting day?!
***SIGN*** Scorpio
Birthdate: 10/23-11/21
***SIGN*** Let it all rip!
Should be a very
exciting day?!
***SIGN*** Let it all rip!
Should be a very
exciting day?!
***SIGN*** Let it all rip!
Should be a very
exciting day?!
***SIGN*** Lucky Item:
Stun Gun
**[16:44] Jashin**
With my lucky item to back me up...
**[16:46] Jashin**
Ah, this is gonna be a piece of cake!
***SIGN*** Break
**[16:50] DevilA**
Break.
**[16:54] Medusa**
Here's what you asked for.
**[16:56] Jashin**
Oh, great! You bought it for me!
**[16:59] Jashin**
Sorry to make you pay all the time!
**[17:02] Medusa**
Don't do this, Jashin-chan!
**[17:04] Medusa**
Don't add any more crimes to your rap sheet!
**[17:06] Minos**
Jashin-chan, are you trying to pick
a fight with Yurine-chan again?
**[17:10] Pekola**
You know she's going to
beat you at your own game.
**[17:12] Jashin**
Hmph! What are you talking about?
**[17:15] Jashin**
I've got my lucky item to back me up today.
**[17:19] Jashin**
And Medusa, what "rap sheet"?
I haven't committed a single crime.
**[17:25] Pekola**
Only because you fail every time.
**[17:28] Jashin**
Very well. I'll explain the plan
so you all understand.
**[17:32] Yurine**
I'm home.
**[17:33] Jashin**
First, Yurine comes home
with no idea what's going on.
**[17:37] All**
Happy birthday, Yurine-chan!
**[17:37] Jashin**
We surprise her with a party
so she lets her guard down.
**[17:40] Pekola**
How could I, an angel, participate in
a Sabbat celebrating a witch's birthday?
**[17:43] Jashin**
Don't interrupt my explanation!
**[17:46] Jashin**
Ahem.
**[17:47] Jashin**
She lets her guard down.
**[17:49] Jashin**
Yurine, here's a present for you!
**[17:49] Jashin**
Then I immediately hand her a present...
**[17:51] Jashin**
which is actually the stun gun
I had Medusa buy! Ta-da!
**[17:55] Jashin**
I zap her with it,
**[17:57] Jashin**
and she's stunned, leaving her immobile!
**[18:00] Jashin**
Then I deal the finishing
blow with a kitchen knife...
**[18:03] Jashin**
by slicing her guts open.
**[18:05] Jashin**
It's perfect!
**[18:07] Minos**
It'll never work.
**[18:08] Pekola**
You're going to fail again.
**[18:09] Jashin**
It *will* work! My horoscope
said I have the best luck!
**[18:12] Jashin**
And I've got my lucky item to back me up!
**[18:14] Yurine**
Huh.
**[18:17] Jashin**
Yurine? Why...
**[18:19] Yurine**
You told me to come home early.
**[18:22] Minos**
Whoops. So much for the surprise.
**[18:26] Medusa**
I'm sorry. We haven't
started making dinner yet.
**[18:29] Jashin**
Medusa told me to do it! I had no choice!
**[18:32] Medusa**
Huh?!
**[18:33] Pekola**
You passed the buck quick.
**[18:34] Minos**
Just give it up and apologize.
**[18:37] Jashin**
There's no going back now!
**[18:39] Jashin**
Take this, Yurine!
**[18:41] Jashin**
It's my birthday present to you!
**[18:44] Jashin**
Die!
**[18:49] Jashin**
Huh?
**[18:53] Jashin**
This is a shaver!
All it does is shave facial hair!
**[18:57] Jashin**
What do you want me to shave, exactly?!
**[18:59] Jashin**
Damn you, Medusa! You betrayed me!
**[19:02] Medusa**
I wanted to stop you from—
**[19:04] Jashin**
Save it for when you're asleep in Hell!
**[19:06] Yurine**
You might be the one
who'll be sleeping in Hell soon.
**[19:10] Jashin**
Uh, is that... a stun gun?
**[19:13] Yurine**
How did you not notice? October 31st...
**[19:18] Yurine**
I'm a Scorpio, too.
***SIGN*** Scorpio
Birthdate: 10/23-11/21
**[19:23] Minos**
Okay, let's put up the decorations.
**[19:26] Pekola**
Right.
**[19:27] Medusa**
I'll prepare dinner.
**[19:29] Yurine**
Of course, Jashin-chan...
**[19:31] Yurine**
You know what this means, right?
***SIGN*** Yurine's
Birthday
**[19:35] Jashin**
Yes.
**[19:39] Minos**
Yurine-chan, happy birthday!
**[19:39] Pekola**
Hanazono Yurine, happy birthday!
**[19:39] Medusa**
Yurine-san, happy birthday!
**[19:43] Yurine**
Thanks, everyone.
**[19:44] Medusa**
Here's an egg for you, Yurine-san.
**[19:46] Yurine**
Thanks.
**[19:47] Minos**
Yurine-chan, I'll get some meat for you.
**[19:58] Yurine**
This is good. You've seasoned it well.
**[20:01] Medusa**
Oh, Jashin-chan made this earlier.
**[20:06] Yurine**
Did she now?
**[20:14] Pekola**
Um, is she all right?
**[20:17] Minos**
Hm? Oh, she's fine. She can regenerate.
**[20:22] Pekola**
Still...
**[20:23] Medusa**
Jashin-chan will regenerate. She'll be fine.
**[20:29] Jashin**
Hey. Medusa.
**[20:30] Jashin**
Help me.
**[20:33] Jashin**
Help me.
**[20:37] Jashin**
Minos.
**[20:40] Yurine**
Jashin-chan...
**[20:43] Yurine**
Are you sorry?
**[20:47] Yurine**
Really?
**[20:51] Yurine**
You're sorry?
**[20:55] Yurine**
Oh, all right.
**[20:59] Yurine**
I'll forgive you.
**[21:07] Yurine**
Want to eat with us, Jashin-chan?
**[21:10] Jashin**
I can't move.
**[21:12] Yurine**
I'll feed it to you.
**[21:15] Yurine**
Medusa went to the trouble
of making it, after all.
**[21:18] Yurine**
Here.
**[21:19] Yurine**
Beef tallow.
**[21:24] Pekola**
*Oh, right.*
**[21:26] Pekola**
*This is a Sabbat...*
**[21:33] Yurine**
Okay, everyone, I'm taking the picture.
**[21:43] Yurine**
Come on, you need to smile, too.
**[21:47] Jashin**
Hmph. I've suffered enough today.
**[21:51] Yurine**
I had a pretty good time, though.
**[21:55] Jashin**
You better had. I gave
of my own flesh to celebra—
**[21:59] Yurine**
Here it comes.
**[22:01] Minos**
Okay, one, two, three...
**[22:01] Jashin**
*If Yurine's a Scorpio, too...*
**[22:03] All**
Happy birthday!
**[22:06] Jashin**
Where's *my* birthday party?!
**[23:40] Jashin**
When the summer heat's left me feeling
listless, I hear a knock on the door.
**[23:45] Jashin**
A visitor from Hell. A snow lady so cruel,
she'll make your spine freeze.
**[23:50] Jashin**
*Dropkick on My Devil* returns next
time with a lariat to your heart!