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SIGN    Dragon Books
SIGN    Grimoire
[00:43] Yurine
    Jashin-chan...
[00:49] Yurine
    Unbreaking bond... Oath of days long past...
[00:53] Yurine
    I am Black Xavier,
[00:56] Yurine
    the one who conveys the will
    of the devil to the people.
[01:01] Yurine
    Zazaas, zazaas, nasunazaas.
[01:11] Yurine
    Zurolo, zoas, nanomiala, hekau.
[01:16] Yurine
    Zurazza, zavai...
[01:19] Yurine
    Infernum!
[01:37] Jashin
    Huh?
[01:39] Jashin
    What? Where am I?
[01:44] Jashin
    Hey, the light came on.
[01:47] Jashin
    Did you summon me?
[01:50] Yurine
    She's real...
[01:51] Yurine
    Are you... Jashin?
[01:54] Jashin
    That's right! I'm Jashin-chan!
[01:57] Yurine
    The weird one?
[01:59] Jashin
    I'm not weird...
[02:00] Jashin
    L-Listen, you—
[02:01] Yurine
    My name is Yurine, not "you."
[02:06] Jashin
    And? Why did you, a human, summon me?
[02:10] Yurine
    No reason.
[02:11] Yurine
    I just thought it might be sorta
    interesting to summon a devil.
[02:16] Jashin
    Huh?
[02:17] Yurine
    I got my answer. You can go back now.
[02:20] Jashin
    Excuse me?
[02:21] Jashin
    We devils live busy lives, you know!
[02:23] Jashin
    Don't summon me if you
    have no business with me!
[02:26] Yurine
    Well, sor-ry!
[02:27] Yurine
    You looked half-asleep when you appeared,
[02:29] Yurine
    but if you're that busy, just go home!
[02:30] Jashin
    Huh? Why am I the one getting yelled at?
[02:34] Jashine
    Okay, then. Use the return
    spell to send me back to Hell.
[02:39] Yurine
    Return spell?
[02:42] Yurine
    Let's see...
[02:44] Yurine
    Oh, here we go.
[02:46] Yurine
    "And the spell to return
    a summoned devil to Hell is..."
SIGN    Continued in
    Volume Two
[02:52] Yurine
    This book has a second volume?
[02:55] Jashin
    "This book has a second volume," my ass!
[02:58] Yurine
    I guess it does say "Volume One" here.
[02:59] Jashin
    Go to the bookstore and buy it this instant!
[03:01] Yurine
    This was all they had.
[03:02] Jashin
    D'oh!
[03:04] Jashin
    Oh, no!
[03:05] Jashin
    I can't go back to Hell
    without the return spell!
[03:09] Yurine
    You can't get back any other way?
[03:12] Jashin
    Well, there is one way.
[03:13] Jashin
    When my summoner dies,
    I'll be automatically returned to Hell.
[03:17] Jashin
    So I can't go home until
    your life force runs out!
[03:22] Jashin
    If you had an unfortunate accident...
[03:24] Jashin
    Oh, how could I even think
    that?! That's simply...
[03:27] Jashin
    Unforgivable!
[03:29] Jashin
    That was careless of you, human!
[03:30] Jashin
    The day your life force
    runs out... is today!
[03:33] Jashin
    To us devils, humans are
    just worthless scum!
[03:36] Jashin
    Your luck ran out the moment you summoned me
    without the second volume of that grimoire!
[03:39] Jashin
    Now die, human!
[03:41] Jashin
    Taste the lethal power of my dropkick!
[03:44] Yurine
    Upsy-daisy.
[03:45] Jashin
    Huh?
[03:46] Jashin
    What?!
[03:46] Jashin
    Why the heck do you have a sword like that?!
[03:48] Yurine
    I guess I hold it like this?
[03:49] Jashin
    I'm in midair!
    I'm gonna fall right on top of it!
[03:49] Yurine
    This is a machete.
    It's more of an agricultural tool.
[03:51] Jashin
    I can't dodge or evade!
[03:53] Jashin
    Run away!
[03:54] Yurine
    No running away.
SIGN    Top Secret
[04:00] Commander
    Yurine, huh?
[04:01] Commander
    All of this feels so nostalgic.
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SIGN    Jashin-chan
    Commander
[04:04] Fighter
    We've been through all kinds
    of hardship because of her.
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SIGN    Jashin-chan
    Fighter
[04:08] Genius
    No need to dwell on the past.
    Let us discuss the future.
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SIGN    Jashin-chan
    Genius
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SIGN    Jashin-chan
    Origin
[04:14] Origin
    Is everyone here?
[04:17] Commander
    SJ hasn't arrived yet.
[04:19] Fighter
    Can't she even show up on time?
[04:21] Genius
    This is a real problem.
[04:23] Genius
    I'm rather busy with my research.
[04:25] Commander
    Origin, let's begin.
[04:27] Commander
    Our situation is urgent.
[04:29] Origin
    Yeah, but...
[04:30] Origin
    Let's wait a little longer.
    We can reminisce in the meantime.
[04:33] Genius
    Oh, brother.
[04:33] Fighter
    I'm in!
[04:34] Commander
    Origin! We need to get this meeting started!
[04:34] Origin
    Yeah, that happened not long ago, too...
SIGN    Vlad III spears   Set of 5
    For skewering
[04:39] Yurine
    Vlad III... Vlad the Impaler's spears?
[04:42] Yurine
    Only 3,980 for a set of five? That's cheap.
SIGN    Dies by dropkick.
SIGN    Yurine
SIGN    Dies by dropkick.
SIGN    Dies by dropkick.
SIGN    Dies by dropkick.
[04:48] Jashin
    Death... NOT!
SIGN    Dies by dropkick.
SIGN    Dies by dropkick.
SIGN    Dies by dropkick.
SIGN    Dies by dropkick.
SIGN    Dies by dropkick.
SIGN    Dies by dropkick.
SIGN    Dies by dropkick.
SIGN    Dies by dropkick.
SIGN    Dies by dropkick.
SIGN    Dies by dropkick.
SIGN    Dies by dropkick.
SIGN    Dies by dropkick.
SIGN    Dies by dropkick.
SIGN    Dies by dropkick.
SIGN    Dies by dropkick.
[04:50] Yurine
    What are you writing?
[04:53] Jashin
    I just wrote down your name.
[04:55] Yurine
    Huh?
[04:56] Yurine
    Wait, is that a Death No—
[04:58] Jashin
    Tsk, tsk, tsk!
SIGN    Death NOT
[04:59] Jashin
    Don't assume it's on the same level as
    that era-defining masterpiece.
SIGN    Death NOT
SIGN    Death NOT
SIGN    Death NOT
SIGN    Death NOT
SIGN    Death NOT
[05:04] Jashin
    This is a Death NOT!
[05:07] Yurine
    A Death... NOT?
[05:08] Jashin
    It's my personal memo book.
[05:10] Jashin
    A simple notebook where I jot
    down whatever comes to mind.
[05:13] Yurine
    Oh, so I'm not actually going
    to die from a dropkick?
[05:18] Yurine
    You had me going there.
[05:19] Jashin
    Of course not!
SIGN    Wahahahahahahaha
[05:25] Yurine
    It's a pretty cool-looking notebook.
[05:27] Yurine
    I kinda want one, too.
[05:30] Jashin
    You let your guard down, Yurine!
[05:31] Jashin
    The Death NOT is
    an ordinary notebook,
[05:33] Jashin
    but it still distracted you,
    just like I planned!
[05:36] Jashin
    When you have an IQ of over 300 like I do,
[05:40] Jashin
    even the scribblings in a simple notebook –
    a Death NOT – become reality!
SIGN    Death NOT
[05:44] Jashin
    And now that you've left yourself wide open,
    my dropkick's gonna blast right through you!
[05:47] Jashin
    It's over, Yurine!
[05:55] Yurine
    Death... NOT.
[05:58] Guy
    Delivery!
[06:00] Yurine
    Coming.
SIGN    Yurine            Dies by dropkick.
    
    Jashin-chan    Dies by being stabbed with
                          Vlad the Impaler's spear.
[06:05] Jashin
    "Jashin-chan..."
[06:05] Guy
    Sign here, please.
SIGN    Yurine            Dies by dropkick.
    
    Jashin-chan    Dies by being stabbed with
                          Vlad the Impaler's spear.
[06:07] Jashin
    "Dies by being stabbed with
    Vlad the Impaler's spear..."
[06:07] Yurine
    Sure.
[06:09] Guy
    Thanks a lot!
[06:11] Yurine
    Prime sure is fast, isn't it?
[06:29] Jashin
    Why?
[06:34] Commander
    Damn it!
[06:36] Commander
    Curse that Hanazono Yurine!
[06:37] Commander
    Not only did she outwit us,
    she made an example out of us!
[06:42] Fighter
    Unforgivable! I won't forget this!
[06:42] Genius
    Who would've thought the
    idea I proposed would fail?
[06:45] Fighter
    I'm gonna make dinner tonight
    and then throw it away!
[06:45] Genius
    You put the plan together. Shouldn't
    you bear the responsibility, Commander?
[06:48] Origin
    You shouldn't waste food.
[06:48] Commander
    No! Not yet!
[06:50] Commander
    I can still fight!
[06:51] Origin
    Commander, that's enough.
[06:54] Commander
    I'm sorry. I got too worked up.
[06:57] Genius
    Save that fire for your
    online games, Commander.
[07:01] Origin
    Commander was right.
[07:03] Origin
    The situation demands urgency.
[07:05] Commander
    Yes, ma'am!
[07:07] Origin
    I hope SJ gets here soon...
[07:09] Three
    Still waiting...
[07:12] Genius
    She's finally here.
[07:13] Fighter
    You're late, SJ!
[07:17] Origin
    What?
[07:20] Genius
    What is this?!
[07:22] Water Bear
    It's 'cause I'm so tiny...
[07:24] ?
    What's this thing?!
    We've discovered a new species!
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SIGN    Jashin-chan
    Water Bear
[07:26] ?
    Probably just a bit of trash.
[07:27] ?
    What was that rumbling sound, then?
[07:32] Buddha
    All on Heaven and Earth
    are filled with conceit.
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SIGN    Jashin-chan
    Buddha
[07:35] ?
    Oh, it's just Buddha.
[07:36] Fighter
    Buddha?!
[07:37] Fighter
    She's stupidly huge!
[07:39] Commander
    Is this the end of days?!
[07:41] SJ
    Sorry I'm late.
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SIGN    Super Jashin-chan
    AKA SJ
[07:43] ?
    That impact...
[07:45] ?
    You got eaten by Buddha, didn't you?
[07:47] Fighter
    You're seriously late, SJ!
[07:49] SJ
    Venomous snakes don't rush.
[07:50] Origin
    Well, it doesn't matter.
[07:52] Origin
    Hurry up and take your seat.
[07:54] SJ
    Yeah, I'll pass on the chair.
[07:56] Origin
    Now that we're all here, let's get started.
[07:59] Origin
    You'll find documents in front of you.
[08:03] Commander
    This is...
[08:04] Fighter
    This is a tough one, all right.
[08:06] Genius
    Even with my brainpower,
[08:08] Genius
    getting to the correct answer won't be easy.
[08:14] Fighter
    Don't fall asleep, SJ!
[08:16] All
    Wh-What's going on?!
[08:18] Fighter
    Buddha! You're asleep, too?!
[08:20] Fighter
    Don't ever come back!
[08:21] Fighter
    Stay there till your
    successor takes over!
[08:23] Genius
    That'll take 5,600,070,000 years.
SIGN    — 5,600,070,000 Years Later —
[08:28] Maitreya
    Om maitreya svaha.
[08:29] ---
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SIGN    Jashin-chan
    Maitreya
[08:31] Origin
    What the hell was that?
[08:34] Genius
    Oh, no!
[08:35] Genius
    That tremor shook Water Bear
    clean out of my Petri dish!
[08:38] Genius
    My new species! My new
    species! What ever will I do?!
[08:38] Fighter
    Who cares about that speck of trash?
[08:40] Origin
    We all need to be focused on this right now.
[08:41] Water Bear
    It's 'cause I'm so tiny...
[08:44] Commander
    Origin, you can't make this decision!
[08:46] Commander
    What can you accomplish
    without hearing our opinions?!
[08:48] Origin
    Commander...
[08:50] Commander
    According to these documents,
    we have three options.
[08:52] Commander
    Without a doubt, I favor the first!
[08:54] Commander
    Swift decisions and actions
    are the shortest path to victory!
[08:59] SJ
    I'm tired.
[09:01] SJ
    This sucks. Who even cares?
[09:02] SJ
    I'm going to sleep.
[09:03] ESP
    You need to take this seriously, SJ.
[09:06] Fighter
    Who's there?! What do you want?!
[09:08] Genius
    Telepathy...
[09:10] Commander
    That means...
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SIGN    Jashin-chan
    ESP
[09:11] Jashin
    Jashin-chan ESP!
[09:13] SJ
    ESP?! Where are you?!
[09:15] ESP
    I am everywhere and nowhere.
[09:19] ESP
    I am existence and nothingness,
    one and all, devil and god,
[09:23] ESP
    bald and fluffy, slippery and chewy...
[09:26] ESP
    This is an important meeting
    that will determine Origin's future.
[09:30] ESP
    We have no need for incompetence.
    There is no value in your presence here.
[09:35] ESP
    Die!
[09:43] All
    ESP!
[09:44] ESP
    I used ESP to shatter her brain.
[09:46] Fighter
    I see you're as crazy as ever.
[09:49] Commander
    What fantastic killing power!
[09:51] Origin
    That's one less opinion we'll get to hear...
[09:54] DevilA
    When the smaller SJ is killed,
    the big one dies, too.
[09:59] DevilA
    Rest in peace.
[10:00] Commander
    It's all right, Origin.
[10:02] Commander
    One less voice will actually
    make this decision easier.
[10:06] Commander
    Let's hear what everyone thinks.
[10:08] Commander
    SJ is dead,
[10:09] Commander
    Water Bear is lost,
[10:09] Water Bear
    It's 'cause I'm so tiny...
[10:11] Commander
    and Buddha is on the
    cusp of reaching Nirvana.
[10:14] ESP
    I have a suggestion.
[10:16] ESP
    Shouldn't Origin's opinion
    be our collective opinion?
[10:20] Origin
    My opinion?
[10:21] Genius
    I see. That makes sense.
[10:23] Commander
    It does.
[10:24] Fighter
    I agree, I concur, I echo that thought!
[10:28] Origin
    Are you sure?
[10:29] ESP
    I am fine with it.
[10:30] Commander
    Then, I take back what I said.
[10:33] Commander
    I'll go along with Origin's opinion.
[10:35] Origin
    Everyone...
[10:41] Commander
    Origin, what is your decision?
[10:56] Origin
    Okay, I'll go with option 3: the beef stew!
[10:58] Commander
    Applause! Beef stew it is!
[11:01] All
    Congratulations!
[11:04] Jashin
    All right! We're having beef stew tonight!
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SIGN    Beef Shank
    For Beef Stew
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SIGN    Beef Shank
    For Beef Stew
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SIGN    Beef Shank
    For Beef Stew
[11:05] ---
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SIGN    Beef Shank
    For Beef Stew
[11:07] Jashin
    I seriously couldn't decide between
    curry, hashed beef rice, and beef stew!
SIGN    Meat Pavilion Yukio
[11:10] Jashin
    It's gonna be so delicious,
    Yurine won't believe her taste buds!
[11:14] DevilA
    In the Hanazono household,
[11:16] DevilA
    what to have for dinner is always
    decided by meetings in Jashin-chan's head.
[11:20] DevilA
    I'm sure all of you have meetings
    going on in your heads, too...
[11:23] Mei
    You can't trick me! I'm taking you all in!
[11:25] Ozaki
    You've got it all wrong!
[11:27] Katsura
    We're just cosplaying!
[11:27] Ozaki
    We're not actually grade schoolers!
[11:29] Chiba
    We may look like kids...
[11:31] Chiba
    Or well, maybe we don't...
[11:32] Chiba
    No!
[11:33] Chiba
    We're twenty years old!
SIGN    Grade Schooler
SIGN    Grade Schooler
SIGN    Grade Schooler
SIGN    Grade Schooler
SIGN    Grade Schooler
SIGN    Grade Schooler
[11:36] Chiba
    I lied.
[11:37] Mei
    You're under arrest!
[11:38] Both
    What?!
[11:38] Chiba
    We're, um, college students!
[11:41] Mei
    I can't trust anything you say,
    so I'm revoking your right to remain silent!
[11:41] DevilA
    They're actually closer to thirty.
SIGN    Yakiniku Heaven
SIGN    Yakiniku Heaven
SIGN    Yakiniku
SIGN    Yakiniku
SIGN    Heaven
SIGN    Heaven
[11:50] DevilA
    Sukiyaki at a yakiniku specialty restaurant!
[11:53] DevilA
    Of course, this isn't on the menu.
[11:55] DevilA
    This is truly the work of the devil.
[11:58] Pekola
    My Lord, please forgive me.
[12:00] Pekola
    I am once again involved in a
    Sabbat of devils, my sworn enemies.
[12:04] Pekola
    The witch said she would
    treat me, so I couldn't resist.
[12:07] Jashin
    What should I get?
[12:07] Pekola
    I need to return to Heaven
    as soon as possible, and yet...
[12:08] Minos
    Eat lots and get stronger, okay, II?
SIGN    I will, Minos-oneechan!
[12:12] Pekola
    Stronger, huh?
SIGN    What should I eat to get stronger?
[12:14] Pekola
    It's true that no battles are
    won on an empty stomach.
[12:15] Minos
    Well, I'd say... everything on the menu!
SIGN    Everything?!
[12:18] Pekola
    Yes. I'll eat my fill today.
[12:20] Yurine
    Eat together in peace, and no fighting.
[12:22] Yurine
    Don't disturb the other customers.
[12:24] All
    Okay!
[12:26] Jashin
    Well, I think I'll start with a beer!
[12:28] Minos
    Me, too!
[12:28] Yurine
    Nope.
[12:31] Jashin
    Okay, sake, then—
[12:32] Yurine
    Alcohol isn't included in the deal.
[12:34] Jashin
    Huh?
SIGN    New
    Year
    Special
SIGN    All-You-Can-Eat
SIGN    980 Yen (Per Person)
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    Unlimited Refills
    
    
    Drink Bar
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    Alcoholic Beverages
[12:35] Yurine
    We're all getting the drink bar.
[12:37] Jashin
    Okay...
[12:38] Medusa
    Well, we can have all
    the meat we want, so...
[12:42] DevilA
    The server took my sukiyaki away...
[12:47] Server
    Thank you for waiting!
[12:49] Minos
    Meat!
SIGN    Lotsa meat!
[12:51] Yurine
    Let's dig in, everyone.
[12:53] Pekola
    Meat...
[12:54] Jashin
    Hey, Pekola...
[12:56] Jashin
    Which cut is the lovely angel
    Pekola thinking of cooking first?
[13:00] Pekola
    Um... The ribs.
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[13:03] Jashin
    Quit living your life in a daze!
SIGN    Quit
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SIGN    daze!
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SIGN    daze!
SIGN    in a
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SIGN    daze!
SIGN    Wow! That sounded just like a rip-off of something!
[13:08] Medusa
    Jashin-chan did pay the
    license fee, after all.
[13:11] Jashin
    Safe!
[13:12] Jashin
    Look here, noob!
[13:14] Jashin
    If you're gonna snooze your life
    away, then just die, fallen angel!
[13:16] Jashin
    Clean out those ears
    and listen up, Tajiri!
[13:19] Jashin
    When eating yakiniku...
[13:21] Jashin
    You always start with the tongue!
SIGN    Fidget
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[13:24] Minos
    She's our yakiniku magistrate, you know.
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[13:26] Jashin
    I am a magistrate.
    This is my magistrate costume.
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[13:29] Yurine
    Who expresses embarrassment like that?
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[13:32] Jashin
    On that note, as your yakiniku
    magistrate, all of you must do as I—
[13:39] Yurine
    Shut up.
SIGN    Please
SIGN    Bear With Us ~
[13:41] DevilA
    A moment... A moment, if you please...
[13:44] Yurine
    People can eat how they want. Got it?
[13:47] Jashin
    Y-Yes... Everyone,
    please eat how ever you like.
[13:51] Minos
    Yum!
SIGN    The tongue is delicious!
[13:55] Jashin
    Hey, Medusa, what are you doing?
[13:57] Medusa
    Huh?
SIGN    Lettuce
[13:58] Jashin
    Don't wrap it in lettuce!
SIGN    Lettuce
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[13:59] Jashin
    Why would you try to make it a health food?!
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[14:02] Jashin
    Do it like this! Wrap it in meat!
[14:04] Jashin
    Eat your meat in a meat bun!
[14:05] Yurine
    Didn't we just talk about
    letting people eat how they want?
[14:05] Jashin
    All meat, by meat, for meat—
[14:08] Yurine
    Now, listen. Next time,
    I won't stop at your cheek.
[14:08] Jashin
    F-Forgive me... Forgive me, please...
[14:11] Yurine
    I'll rip that obnoxious tongue
    out of your mouth and grill it.
[14:14] Jashin
    I hear you, I hear you!
[14:15] Medusa
    It's okay, Jashin-chan! You can do it!
[14:15] Minos
    Yum! Beef really is the best meat!
[14:16] Jashin
    That really hurt.
[14:17] Jashin
    Nodding like that while she was
    pinching my cheek really hurt.
[14:18] Medusa
    Just say, "I won't talk anymore!"
SIGN    Viva cannibalism!
[14:19] Medusa
    "I won't talk out of turn again!"
[14:20] Jashin
    I thought she was gonna rip it off.
[14:20] Minos
    Beef for life!
[14:21] Minos
    I'm just gonna eat it raw!
SIGN    °
SIGN    Humans, don't
    ever attempt this!!
[14:26] Yurine
    Wow, wild child.
[14:28] Minos
    Man, it's so good!
[14:29] Pekola
    Meat and white rice...
[14:32] Pekola
    It's too delicious!
[14:33] Pekola
    I'm so happy!
SIGN    Until 9:00
[14:35] Pekola
    Thank you for these
    120 minutes of happiness!
SIGN    Until 9:00
SIGN    Until 9:00
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[14:41] Pekola
    The grill rack is all black.
[14:43] Pekola
    Oh, there's a grease stain on her paper bag!
[14:46] Server
    I'll replace your grill rack.
[14:48] Server
    I'll replace your paper bag, too.
[14:50] Jashin
    Cold noodles, please.
[14:52] Server
    Coming right up!
[14:53] Pekola
    She timed her blink perfectly!
[14:54] Pekola
    What a pro!
[14:55] Server
    I'm a part-timer, actually!
[14:58] Jashin
    Now that I think about it,
    it's very strange.
[15:00] Medusa
    What is?
[15:01] Jashin
    This is our second anime adaptation.
[15:04] Jashin
    They coulda given us some land in
    Chiyoda Ward by now, don'tcha think?
[15:07] Jashin
    And why aren't we getting any offers?!
[15:09] Jashin
    Like from Hitotsubashi, or Otowa!
[15:11] Yurine
    Being in a run-down
    district suits you better.
[15:13] Jashin
    What do you mean, run-down?!
[15:14] Jashin
    Apologize to Tamachi!
    Apologize to Flex Comix!
[15:17] Yurine
    Shut up, you smart-aleck devil.
[15:18] Yurine
    I'm seriously going to grill your tongue.
SIGN    Smart-aleck devil...
[15:20] Jashin
    What're you laughing at?!
SIGN    How about we get them to change the title 
    to The Smart-Aleck Devil! next week?
SIGN    The Smart-Aleck Devil!
SIGN    The Smart-Aleck Devil!
[15:26] Jashin
    Cut that out!
SIGN    The Smart-Aleck Devil!
SIGN    The Smart-Aleck Devil!
SIGN    It's not like you even use your  dropkick that often, right?
[15:30] Minos
    That's title fraud.
[15:31] Jashin
    I do, too! I've used it twice
    in this episode alone!
[15:34] Jashin
    And how many episodes are in this season?!
SIGN    Dropkick on My Devil! Dash
    Gift Giveaway Campaign
    Go to our homepage for details.
[15:40] Yurine
    I think I'm done.
[15:41] Medusa
    Me, too.
SIGN    I'm so full.
[15:44] Pekola
    I'll keep eating until the last second!
[15:47] Minos
    I think I can handle a little more.
[15:49] Minos
    Oh yeah, I wonder how Dad's doing...
[15:52] Medusa
    What brought that on?
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[15:54] Minos
    Oh, I just haven't seen him in a while.
[15:58] Minos
    Eating yakiniku always seems
    to remind me of him...
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[16:03] Dad
    Thank you for looking out for my daughter.
[16:08] Yurine
    Pekola, what do you want for dessert?
[16:10] Pekola
    Dessert?
[16:12] Yurine
    Stuff like ice cream, pudding, and
    almond jelly are all-you-can-eat, too.
[16:16] Pekola
    Even the dessert is all-you-can-eat?
    Is this Heaven?!
[16:21] Pekola
    Heaven?
[16:24] Pekola
    I forgot... This is...
SIGN    Yakiniku
SIGN    Yakiniku
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[16:30] Pekola
    Even if I never make it back home,
[16:32] Pekola
    there's already a "Heaven"
    right here, so close to me!
[16:35] Pekola
    My Lord...
[16:35] Yurine
    Well? What dessert do you want?
[16:38] Pekola
    I'm so happy! I'll take all of them!
[16:41] Pekola
    I'm truly happy right now!
[16:45] Yusa
    Happy New Year!
SIGN    Bottom of the Barrel
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[16:58] Poporon
    Oh, Pekola-sama.
[17:00] Poporon
    Do you like the T-shirt I got you
    to keep you cool in the summer?
[17:04] Pekola
    You're such a kind-hearted girl!
[17:06] Pekola
    You are... I know you are...
[17:11] Pekola
    Anyway...
[17:12] Pekola
    Just how long does it take
    for a halo to regenerate?
[17:16] Poporon
    I told you already.
[17:18] Poporon
    Could be tomorrow, or it could
    be a hundred years from now.
[17:22] Pekola
    If I have to live this way
    for another century...
[17:25] Pekola
    What's going to happen to me?
[17:28] Poporon
    It could even be a thousand years from now.
[17:31] Pekola
    Poof.
[17:33] Pekola
    Eli, Eli, lema sabachthani?
[17:35] Poporon
    Maybe Heaven just doesn't
    care about you anymore?
[17:40] Pekola
    Oh, no...
[17:40] Poporon
    Well, then...
[17:41] Pekola
    But didn't the same thing happen to you?
[17:46] Poporon
    Farewell. I'm going back to work.
[17:50] Poporon
    This theme music...
[17:56] Pekola
    You're...
[17:58] Pino
    I found you, Pekola-sama and Poporon.
[18:04] Poporon
    Pino!
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[18:08] Pekola
    At last, a messenger!
[18:09] Pekola
    The Lord hasn't forsaken me after all!
[18:14] Pino
    I'm sorry you had to wait so long.
[18:16] Poporon
    Wait!
[18:17] Pekola
    What is it, Poporon?
[18:19] Poporon
    Don't you get it, Pekola-sama?
    This is Episode 1!
[18:23] Poporon
    There's no way you can
    go home just like that.
[18:26] Poporon
    Pino, why did you come here?
[18:29] Pino
    Bravo, Poporon.
[18:30] Pino
    Unlike Pekola-sama, you are quite clever.
[18:33] Pekola
    What? I'm not clever?
[18:36] Pino
    You are both wanted criminals
    and considered traitors to Heaven.
[18:41] Pino
    As one who once served under Pekola-sama,
[18:45] Pino
    I was ordered to come here and
    mete out punishment to both of you.
[18:49] Pekola
    Traitors? But why?!
[18:51] Pino
    Someone in Heaven saw you
    sharing the company of devils.
[18:57] Pekola
    What? They saw me,
    but didn't come down to take me home?
[18:59] Poporon
    Probably because you were
    getting cozy with devils.
[19:05] Pekola
    Pino, it's all a misunderstanding!
[19:07] Pekola
    I haven't been cozying up to devils, I swear!
[19:09] Pino
    Once I have administered your punishment,
[19:12] Pino
    I will be granted the title of archangel.
[19:14] Pino
    This is the Lord's decision.
[19:17] Pino
    Which means I have no choice.
[19:19] Pekola
    It can't be...
[19:20] Pekola
    My Lord ordered me punished?
[19:25] Pekola
    Was it wrong to do what I did?
[19:29] Poporon
    I get it.
[19:31] Poporon
    Just being around Pekola-sama makes you
    feel like it'd be easy to take her rank.
[19:36] Pino
    Precisely.
[19:37] Pekola
    Perhaps I didn't teach
    these two well enough.
[19:40] Pino
    Now, which one of you should I punish...
[19:43] Pino
    Or should I say, "get rid of," first?
[19:46] Poporon
    There's no way I can beat Pino
    when she has the powers of an angel.
[19:52] Poporon
    Look! A UFO!
[19:54] Pekola
    The Utsuro-bune? Where?!
    Where?! Where is it?!
[19:55] Pino
    An unidentified flying object?!
[19:56] Poporon
    Later!
[19:58] Poporon
    Farewell!
[19:59] Pino
    Poporon!
[20:00] Pekola
    Hey! No fair!
[20:02] Pino
    Well, that's fine. I can take
    care of Poporon any time.
[20:07] Pino
    So, Pekola-sama...
[20:10] Pino
    I'm going to start by taking...
[20:12] Pino
    ...your head!
[20:18] Pino
    Goodbye, Pekola-sama.
[20:22] Pekola
    What do I do?
[20:26] Pekola
    What can I do?
[20:32] Pino
    Hold it!
[20:36] Pino
    You think you can escape me?
[20:45] Pekola
    As much as it vexes me,
    I have to ask the devils for help!
[20:56] Pekola
    Excuse me!
[20:58] Pekola
    Please answer!
[21:00] Pekola
    I'm begging you! My life is in danger!
[21:03] Pekola
    Please!
[21:05] Pekola
    Please!
[21:07] Pekola
    Help...
[21:09] Pekola
    Hello?
[21:14] Pekola
    Er...
[21:17] Pekola
    Um...
SIGN    Silence
[21:20] Pekola
    No one's home?!
[21:32] Pino
    I will send you to the depths of Hell.
[21:37] Pekola
    Oh, God...
[23:11] Pekola
    This Angel Halo Tapioca
    Heaven Juice is delicious.
[23:15] Pekola
    Thank you so much, Pino.
[23:17] Pino
    I made lots,
[23:18] Pino
    and you look like you're starving
    to death, so you can have some.
[23:20] Pino
    Maybe I'll get Poporon-chan's boss to
    put some tapioca dishes on their menu.
[23:24] Pino
    They might be popular!
[23:25] Pekola
    That sounds delicious!
[23:26] Pekola
    I'd like tapioca potstickers,
    tapioca spring rolls,
[23:29] Pekola
    tapioca chop suey, and
    tapioca fried rice, please!
[23:32] Pino
    I knew it. Your sense of
    taste is broken, Pekola.
[23:36] Pino
    Those'll never work.