Dropkick on My Devil! Jashin-chan looks back on the day Hanazono Yurine summoned her. So long as Yurine lives, Jashin-chan can't return to Hell. So Jashin-chan writes Yurine's name in her "Death NOT" and swears that she's finally going to land that dropkick on Yurine. Meanwhile, a former subordinate of Pekola and Poporon, Pino, shows up. Pekola is overjoyed believing God has finally sent someone to bring her home; however, in Pino's hand is a weapon... Season 1 E1 - Source: Crunchyroll Translator: Editor: Timer: QC: (Please feel free to edit the speaker names if incomplete or inaccurate. Names are handled on a best-effort basis depending on the info on the source file. Dialogue is left as is.) [00:01] DevilA     The rules for summoning a devil: [00:04] DevilA     A devil summoned from Hell by a spell     can only be returned to Hell using a spell. [00:11] DevilA     A human who summons a devil     becomes that devil's master. [00:14] DevilA     Unless the human gives their life     in atonement for using the spell, [00:18] DevilA     the devil is bound to the human realm. [00:23] Delivery     Delivery! [00:25] Yurine     Coming. [00:26] Jashin     It was a dream? [00:28] Delivery     Sign here. [00:28] Jashin     No, I can't really call that a dream... [00:31] Delivery     Thanks a lot! [00:33] Jashin     It's wrong to lie! [02:07] DevilA     The Tokyo metropolis. [02:10] DevilA     In one corner of this world,     a bittersweet drama unfolds again today. [02:38] Jashin     Time to get this sukiyaki party started! [02:43] Jashin     I got some great beef today! It's grade A5! [02:47] Yurine     It's not like you're the one who got it. [02:49] Jashin     D-Don't worry about     the little things! [02:52] Jashin     Okay, let's get started! [02:54] Jashin     We spread some beef tallow     inside a thoroughly heated pan. [02:59] Jashin     And then, we cook the green onions. [03:03] Jashin     This brings out the aroma! [03:04] Minos     Ah, smells great! [03:06] Medusa     It really does smell nice! [03:09] Jashin     Once they're golden brown,     we take 'em out for now, and we cook the beef. [03:13] Medusa     Wow! [03:15] Pekola     My Lord, please forgive me. [03:17] Pekola     I am an angel, yet I have     come to a witch's Sabbat... [03:22] Pekola     Hanazono Yurine... [03:23] Pekola     What was your objective in     kidnapping this starving angel? [03:28] Pekola     No! No matter how poor I am,     I cannot face my Lord like this! [03:34] Jashin     We quickly cook both sides of the beef. [03:36] Minos     Beef! Beef! Beef! [03:39] Jashin     And once the beef's all     cooked through, we add in... [03:41] Jashin     Jashin-chan's special sukiyaki stock! [03:45] Jashin     Just drizzle it over the whole pan! [03:52] Pekola     Th-This is... [03:53] Jashin     The stock came out fantastic today! [03:57] Jashin     I'm a genius! [04:00] Jashin     Now, time for the veggies. Once they     take on the color of the stock, it's done! [04:04] Minos     I envy you, Yurine-chan. [04:05] Medusa     Jashin-chan, let me help you. [04:07] Minos     I can't believe you have a relative     who sends you this great beef. [04:10] Yurine     They don't send it to me that often. [04:13] Jashin     That's right! It's rare that     we have beef in our sukiyaki! [04:19] Jashin     It usually looks like this. SIGN    Napa     Cabbage SIGN    Enoki     Mushrooms SIGN    Konjac     Noodles SIGN    No Beef [04:23] Minos     I guess we were lucky today. [04:25] Jashin     You should shave some meat off one of your     relatives and send it to me as thanks. [04:31] Minos     But that would make me a cannibal. [04:34] Jashin     Ah, the meat's almost cooked. [04:40] Pekola     It looks delicious... [04:41] Medusa     Oh, Pekola-chan. Here's an egg. [04:43] Pekola     O-Oh, thank you... [04:45] Jashin     Let's eat! [04:46] Minos     Don't mind if I do! [04:47] Pekola     Well, I suppose it's only     natural. I was so hungry. [04:52] Pekola     I'm sure my Lord will forgive me. [04:53] Jashin     It's so good! [04:55] Minos     It melts in my mouth! Yum! [04:58] Yurine     Not bad. [05:00] Jashin     Hey! Pekola! [05:01] Jashin     What are you doing here?! [05:04] Jashin     This is a dining table for devils. [05:06] Jashin     You're from Heaven, which means you     shouldn't be allowed to partake with us! [05:12] Minos     Huh? Pekola-chan, you're an angel? [05:14] Jashin     You didn't know? [05:15] Pekola     You invited me. [05:18] (Flashback) Jashin     Hey, Pekola! I'm making sukiyaki     today! You'd better come! [05:21] (Flashback) Pekola     Suki... [05:22] Medusa     Jashin-chan... [05:23] Minos     What are you talking about? [05:25] Jashin     A-A-As if I can remember     things from so long ago! [05:27] Jashin     I don't need this from a fool who lost     her halo and can't return to Heaven! [05:31] Pekola     Th-That's... [05:32] Minos     C'mon, cut it out. [05:34] Jashin     Shut up! You stay out of this! [05:37] Yurine     Jashin-chan. [05:38] Jashin     Huh?! [05:39] Yurine     When we eat, we should have fun. [05:41] Jashin     But... [05:42] Yurine     When we eat, we should get along. [05:45] Yurine     Right? [05:46] Jashin     Right. [05:48] Jashin     It was all just a joke!     Let's be friends, Pekola! [05:52] Pekola     Wh-Where is this coming from now? [05:53] Jashin     Here! I'll get some for you, Pekola! [05:57] Jashin     We're good friends! [05:57] Medusa     Honestly, Jashin-chan... [05:59] Minos     For real. [06:00] Jashin     Here, fallen angel. SIGN    Enoki     Mushrooms SIGN    Napa     Cabbage SIGN    Konjac     Noodles [06:03] Pekola     There's... no meat... [06:05] Jashin     Ah, it's so good! Nothing beats wagyu beef. [06:09] Pekola     Um, may I have some meat, too? [06:11] Jashin     Eat that. [06:13] Jashin     Once your bowl is filled, you have     to eat it all before you can have more. [06:17] Jashin     That's our rule here. [06:19] Jashin     Wagyu beef's so good! [06:21] Jashin     Yummy beef! So yummy! [06:23] Pekola     First of all, I'm an angel,     not a fallen angel. [06:27] Jashin     Yum! [06:29] Pekola     The konjac noodles and napa     cabbage are also good, but... [06:32] Jashin     So good! [06:37] Pekola     Meat... SIGN    Yummy... SIGN    Beef... [06:42] DevilA     "Beef... Yummy..." SIGN    Beef... SIGN    Yummy... SIGN    Beef... SIGN    Yummy... [06:51] Pekola     I've finally finished all of it. [06:53] Pekola     Napa cabbage is quite filling. [06:56] Pekola     This time, I'll have mea— [06:56] Jashin     Pekola, you're all done? [06:58] Jashin     I'll get you a refill! [07:00] Jashin     Here you go, fallen angel. Your food's ready. SIGN    Konjac     Noodles SIGN    Napa     Cabbage SIGN    Enoki     Mushrooms SIGN    Konjac     Noodles SIGN    Napa     Cabbage SIGN    Enoki     Mushrooms SIGN    Konjac     Noodles SIGN    Napa     Cabbage SIGN    Enoki     Mushrooms SIGN    Konjac     Noodles SIGN    Napa     Cabbage SIGN    Enoki     Mushrooms SIGN    Konjac     Noodles SIGN    Napa     Cabbage SIGN    Enoki     Mushrooms [07:04] Medusa     Come on now, Jashin-chan!     Why are you being so mean? [07:08] Medusa     I swear, you're so childish. [07:11] Minos     There's nothing good about you. [07:13] Medusa     Here, Pekola-chan. Open up. [07:23] Medusa     Is it good? [07:25] Pekola     It's delicious. [07:26] Medusa     I'm so glad! [07:28] Pekola     A-An angel... [07:30] Jashin     I can't tell who's the angel anymore. [07:33] Yurine     Here, Pekola. Have some more meat. [07:35] Yurine     You don't have to worry about any rules. [07:39] Yurine     Here. [07:40] Jashin     Damn it! You're all being too nice to Pekola! [07:43] Jashin     And Medusa and Minos, you're devils!     Don't take the angel's side! [07:47] Yurine     Pay no attention to her. [07:49] Jashin     Y-Yurine... [07:52] Jashin     Well, if that's how you're all gonna be... [07:56] Jashin     I'll eat all the meat! [08:18] Minos     Wait... [08:19] Medusa     You're not... [08:22] Jashin     All done! [08:24] Medusa     J-J-J-Jashin-chan! [08:25] Pekola     The meat... [08:26] Minos     Jashin-chan! What did you do that for?! [08:30] Yurine     We had all that meat... [08:35] Yurine     You ruined our fun dinner, Jashin-chan. [08:39] Yurine     What are you going to do about this? [08:42] Yurine     You'll have to do something or... [08:46] Jashin     Wh-What's this? You wanna fight?      You ready for this? [08:49] Medusa     I-I'll just go buy more mea— [08:52] Yurine     There's not enough meat. [08:57] Jashin     I'll kill you before you kill me! [08:59] Jashin     I can't get back to Hell     because you summoned me here, [09:03] Jashin     and I'm gonna put all my     resentment into one finishing blow! [09:07] Jashin     Jashin-chan Dropkick! [09:10] Jashin     Only minutes in, and it's already      the last episode special! [09:13] Jashin     The rest of the series     will be recap episodes! [09:20] Yurine     You dumb reptile. SIGN    You dumb reptile*! SIGN    You dumb reptile!* [09:28] Yurine     Here we have sliced snake meat. [09:31] Yurine     And there's plenty. [09:33] Medusa     I'll just go buy some meat... [09:35] Jashin     It's too late now. [09:36] Minos     I wonder if it tastes good. [09:38] Pekola     Hanazono Yurine is terrifying... [09:45] Pekola     Hey, snake meat goes down     easier than I thought. [09:55] Jashin     What's the password? [09:57] Medusa     Huh? U-Uh... [10:00] Jashin     Samba rhythm is... [10:01] Medusa     Cannibalism. [10:03] Jashin     You may come in! [10:05] Medusa     You scared me. [10:07] Medusa     I think you're being a little     too cautious, Jashin-chan. [10:10] Jashin     You can't let your guard     down in the human realm! [10:15] Medusa     Jashin-chan, I was thinking and... [10:20] Jashin     What is it? [10:22] Medusa     This... [10:23] Jashin     Hey, it's the thing I asked for!     You bought it for me?! [10:27] Jashin     Huh? [10:30] Medusa     Jashin-chan, you're thinking of     doing something bad, aren't you? [10:33] Jashin     Yep. [10:34] Jashin     Come on! Do you even     know what you just bought? [10:38] Medusa     You can't! I saw something      on TV on my way here! [10:40] TV     The perpetrator is still on the run. [10:42] TV     The police continue to scour the scene. [10:45] TV     As for the murder weapon... [10:47] Medusa     It was... [10:48] Jashin     That's right, Medusa. [10:51] Jashin     This is the weapon humans     so often use in assaults. [10:57] Jashin     A crowbar! [10:59] Jashin     I had an epiphany. [11:01] Jashin     I realized why, in this day-to-day life, [11:03] Jashin     where we sleep, eat, wake up,     watch TV, and eat again, [11:07] Jashin     we see crowbars mentioned     on the news all day long. [11:12] Jashin     Yes! It's because the crowbar is the perfect     weapon for dealing fatal blows to humans! [11:17] Jashin     This'll knock Yurine out in a heartbeat! [11:20] Medusa     Don't, Jashin-chan! [11:21] Medusa     If you hit Yurine-san with that, she'll die! [11:24] Jashin     I just said it would knock her out. [11:28] Jashin     I'll kill her in one blow! [11:31] DevilA     O-Ouch! Please stop! Spare me! SIGN    One blow...? [11:34] Jashin     I won't stop, and I absolutely won't spare you! [11:37] Jashin     Woohoo! I'll smash Yurine's     brains out until there's nothing left! [11:44] Jashin     This is getting fun. [11:46] Jashin     Even better, it was Medusa     who bought the crowbar. [11:49] Jashin     I won't be suspected of anything,     and my wallet won't take a hit, either. [11:54] Jashin     It's the perfect crime! [11:56] Medusa     Oh, Jashin-chan,     you're acting just like a devil. [11:59] Jashin     I'm not "just like" a devil. I am a devil. [12:02] Medusa     God, please exact divine     punishment on Jashin-chan! [12:05] Jashin     Hey, come on. Don't forget you're a devil, too. SIGN    Beth [12:11] Yurine     I'm home. [12:12] Jashin     Welcome back! [12:13] Medusa     W-Welcome back. [12:15] Yurine     Oh, you're here, Medusa? Hi. [12:18] Medusa     Thanks for having me. [12:20] Jashin     Medusa bought the DVD you've     been wanting with her own money. [12:25] Jashin     You must be tired, right? You should      take some time out to rejuvenate. [12:28] Yurine     Really? Thanks, Medusa. [12:31] Medusa     N-No problem... [12:33] Jashin     Here you go. [12:39] Yurine     Can I watch it now? [12:41] Jashin     Of course, of course. Right now. [12:44] Medusa     Don't mind me... [12:53] Foreigner     Holy shit! [12:59] Foreigner     Hey! I remember your voice! [13:00] Jashin     Getting complacent, are we, Yurine? [13:01] Foreigner     Are you... George?! [13:02] Jashin     While your attention is on that DVD,      I'll bash in your cranium! [13:03] Foreigner     Hey! George! It's me, Tony! [13:08] Jashin     This is the end. [13:13] Jashin     Adios, Yurine. I'm providing     a special service today. [13:17] Jashin     I'm going to show all of our     viewers what it looks like [13:21] Jashin     when a human's brains are bashed out! [13:28] Yurine     Hup. [13:30] Jashin     How'd you know? [13:31] Yurine     You said all of that out loud.     It dragged on forever, too. [13:35] Jashin     Hey, sound guy! This is     meant to be a monologue! [13:37] Jashin     Retake! Retake! [13:39] Jashin     Cut! Cut! Cut! [13:40] Yurine     Who are you talking to? [13:42] Jashin     It was Medusa! [13:43] Jashin     I didn't want to do it,     but she threatened me! [13:46] Medusa     What?! That's mean!     Why would you lie like that? [13:49] Jashin     Hey! Medusa, that's low!     Are you trying to trap me?! [13:53] Yurine     Disgraceful. [13:56] Yurine     Jashin-chan... [14:00] Yurine     You know what this means, right? [14:02] Jashin     You leave me no choice. [14:05] Jashin     Time for my ultimate secret move      that shatters the heart itself! SIGN    My Secret Move That Shatters the Heart Itself [14:09] Jashin     Jashin-chan Dropkick! [14:22] Medusa     J-J-J-Jashin-chan?! [14:30] Jashin     I can't get up. [14:32] Jashin     My spine is broken. [14:39] Jashin     What is that? [14:42] Yurine     I haven't finished you off yet. [14:45] Yurine     I'm taking this opportunity to give      our viewers a fanservice shot, [14:49] Yurine     by letting them see every part     of you spill out onto the floor [14:54] Yurine     and get turned into mincemeat. [14:55] Jashin     No! [14:56] Jashin     Don't, Yurine! [14:57] Jashin     No! No! [15:01] Jashin     No! [15:06] DevilA     You're just gonna pretend     you didn't see that?! [15:11] Medusa     This room was stained red that day. [15:16] Medusa     But what turned it crimson? [15:18] Medusa     Was it the sun setting behind the building... [15:21] Medusa     or Jashin-chan being minced? [15:23] Medusa     I just don't know! [15:26] Jashin     Don't go doing this just 'cause     I have regenerative powers. [15:31] Yurine     Will we be able to remove the mosaic blur from      Jashin-chan before the commercials are over? [15:37] Medusa     I just don't know! [15:40] DevilA     The murder weapon was the chainsaw itself. [15:49] Yurine     I see you still have the mosaic blur. [15:51] Jashin     Don't worry. It'll come off soon enough. [15:57] Jashin     I'll get the room all cleaned up, too!      Everything'll be fine! [16:02] Yurine     Okay. [16:04] Jashin     I'll go all-out for dinner tonight,      so come home early! [16:08] Jashin     Off you go! [16:10] Yurine     See you later. SIGN    Mosaic Filter SIGN    Add Mosaic Blur SIGN    Remove Mosaic Blur SIGN    Remove Mosaic Blur SIGN    Complete SIGN    The mosaic blur has been removed from you. [16:17] Jashin     The blur was fake. SIGN    Tomato     Juice SIGN    Tomato     Juice SIGN    Tomato     Juice SIGN    Tomato     Juice [16:21] Jashin     Now Yurine won't know I've fully recovered. SIGN    Yurine's      Birthday [16:26] Jashin     Today is Yurine's birthday. [16:28] Jashin     I'll invite everyone over     and throw her a big party. [16:32] Jashin     A surprise party to celebrate her death! SIGN    Fortunes [16:36] Jashin     After all, my horoscope for today is excellent! SIGN    Fortunes SIGN    Horoscopes SIGN    Fortune Ranking SIGN    for October 31 SIGN    Scorpio     Birthdate: 10/23-11/21 SIGN    Let it all rip!     Should be a very     exciting day?! SIGN    Horoscopes SIGN    Fortune Ranking SIGN    for October 31 SIGN    Scorpio     Birthdate: 10/23-11/21 SIGN    Let it all rip!     Should be a very     exciting day?! SIGN    Horoscopes SIGN    Fortune Ranking SIGN    for October 31 SIGN    Scorpio     Birthdate: 10/23-11/21 SIGN    Let it all rip!     Should be a very     exciting day?! SIGN    Horoscopes SIGN    Fortune Ranking SIGN    for October 31 SIGN    Scorpio     Birthdate: 10/23-11/21 SIGN    Let it all rip!     Should be a very     exciting day?! SIGN    Horoscopes SIGN    Fortune Ranking SIGN    for October 31 SIGN    Scorpio     Birthdate: 10/23-11/21 SIGN    Let it all rip!     Should be a very     exciting day?! SIGN    Horoscopes SIGN    Fortune Ranking SIGN    for October 31 SIGN    Scorpio     Birthdate: 10/23-11/21 SIGN    Let it all rip!     Should be a very     exciting day?! [16:39] Jashin     I got Medusa to secretly order     a cake along with my lucky item. SIGN    Horoscopes SIGN    Fortune Ranking SIGN    for October 31 SIGN    Scorpio     Birthdate: 10/23-11/21 SIGN    Let it all rip!     Should be a very     exciting day?! SIGN    Fortune Ranking SIGN    for October 31 SIGN    Scorpio     Birthdate: 10/23-11/21 SIGN    Let it all rip!     Should be a very     exciting day?! SIGN    Scorpio     Birthdate: 10/23-11/21 SIGN    Let it all rip!     Should be a very     exciting day?! SIGN    Let it all rip!     Should be a very     exciting day?! SIGN    Let it all rip!     Should be a very     exciting day?! SIGN    Lucky Item:     Stun Gun [16:44] Jashin     With my lucky item to back me up... [16:46] Jashin     Ah, this is gonna be a piece of cake! SIGN    Break [16:50] DevilA     Break. [16:54] Medusa     Here's what you asked for. [16:56] Jashin     Oh, great! You bought it for me! [16:59] Jashin     Sorry to make you pay all the time! [17:02] Medusa     Don't do this, Jashin-chan! [17:04] Medusa     Don't add any more crimes to your rap sheet! [17:06] Minos     Jashin-chan, are you trying to pick     a fight with Yurine-chan again? [17:10] Pekola     You know she's going to     beat you at your own game. [17:12] Jashin     Hmph! What are you talking about? [17:15] Jashin     I've got my lucky item to back me up today. [17:19] Jashin     And Medusa, what "rap sheet"?     I haven't committed a single crime. [17:25] Pekola     Only because you fail every time. [17:28] Jashin     Very well. I'll explain the plan     so you all understand. [17:32] Yurine     I'm home. [17:33] Jashin     First, Yurine comes home     with no idea what's going on. [17:37] All     Happy birthday, Yurine-chan! [17:37] Jashin     We surprise her with a party     so she lets her guard down. [17:40] Pekola     How could I, an angel, participate in     a Sabbat celebrating a witch's birthday? [17:43] Jashin     Don't interrupt my explanation! [17:46] Jashin     Ahem. [17:47] Jashin     She lets her guard down. [17:49] Jashin     Yurine, here's a present for you! [17:49] Jashin     Then I immediately hand her a present... [17:51] Jashin     which is actually the stun gun      I had Medusa buy! Ta-da! [17:55] Jashin     I zap her with it, [17:57] Jashin     and she's stunned, leaving her immobile! [18:00] Jashin     Then I deal the finishing     blow with a kitchen knife... [18:03] Jashin     by slicing her guts open. [18:05] Jashin     It's perfect! [18:07] Minos     It'll never work. [18:08] Pekola     You're going to fail again. [18:09] Jashin     It will work! My horoscope     said I have the best luck! [18:12] Jashin     And I've got my lucky item to back me up! [18:14] Yurine     Huh. [18:17] Jashin     Yurine? Why... [18:19] Yurine     You told me to come home early. [18:22] Minos     Whoops. So much for the surprise. [18:26] Medusa     I'm sorry. We haven't     started making dinner yet. [18:29] Jashin     Medusa told me to do it! I had no choice! [18:32] Medusa     Huh?! [18:33] Pekola     You passed the buck quick. [18:34] Minos     Just give it up and apologize. [18:37] Jashin     There's no going back now! [18:39] Jashin     Take this, Yurine! [18:41] Jashin     It's my birthday present to you! [18:44] Jashin     Die! [18:49] Jashin     Huh? [18:53] Jashin     This is a shaver!     All it does is shave facial hair! [18:57] Jashin     What do you want me to shave, exactly?! [18:59] Jashin     Damn you, Medusa! You betrayed me! [19:02] Medusa     I wanted to stop you from— [19:04] Jashin     Save it for when you're asleep in Hell! [19:06] Yurine     You might be the one     who'll be sleeping in Hell soon. [19:10] Jashin     Uh, is that... a stun gun? [19:13] Yurine     How did you not notice? October 31st... [19:18] Yurine     I'm a Scorpio, too. SIGN    Scorpio     Birthdate: 10/23-11/21 [19:23] Minos     Okay, let's put up the decorations. [19:26] Pekola     Right. [19:27] Medusa     I'll prepare dinner. [19:29] Yurine     Of course, Jashin-chan... [19:31] Yurine     You know what this means, right? SIGN    Yurine's      Birthday [19:35] Jashin     Yes. [19:39] Minos     Yurine-chan, happy birthday! [19:39] Pekola     Hanazono Yurine, happy birthday! [19:39] Medusa     Yurine-san, happy birthday! [19:43] Yurine     Thanks, everyone. [19:44] Medusa     Here's an egg for you, Yurine-san. [19:46] Yurine     Thanks. [19:47] Minos     Yurine-chan, I'll get some meat for you. [19:58] Yurine     This is good. You've seasoned it well. [20:01] Medusa     Oh, Jashin-chan made this earlier. [20:06] Yurine     Did she now? [20:14] Pekola     Um, is she all right? [20:17] Minos     Hm? Oh, she's fine. She can regenerate. [20:22] Pekola     Still... [20:23] Medusa     Jashin-chan will regenerate. She'll be fine. [20:29] Jashin     Hey. Medusa. [20:30] Jashin     Help me. [20:33] Jashin     Help me. [20:37] Jashin     Minos. [20:40] Yurine     Jashin-chan... [20:43] Yurine     Are you sorry? [20:47] Yurine     Really? [20:51] Yurine     You're sorry? [20:55] Yurine     Oh, all right. [20:59] Yurine     I'll forgive you. [21:07] Yurine     Want to eat with us, Jashin-chan? [21:10] Jashin     I can't move. [21:12] Yurine     I'll feed it to you. [21:15] Yurine     Medusa went to the trouble     of making it, after all. [21:18] Yurine     Here. [21:19] Yurine     Beef tallow. [21:24] Pekola     Oh, right. [21:26] Pekola     This is a Sabbat... [21:33] Yurine     Okay, everyone, I'm taking the picture. [21:43] Yurine     Come on, you need to smile, too. [21:47] Jashin     Hmph. I've suffered enough today. [21:51] Yurine     I had a pretty good time, though. [21:55] Jashin     You better had. I gave     of my own flesh to celebra— [21:59] Yurine     Here it comes. [22:01] Minos     Okay, one, two, three... [22:01] Jashin     If Yurine's a Scorpio, too... [22:03] All     Happy birthday! [22:06] Jashin     Where's my birthday party?! [23:40] Jashin     When the summer heat's left me feeling      listless, I hear a knock on the door. [23:45] Jashin     A visitor from Hell. A snow lady so cruel,      she'll make your spine freeze. [23:50] Jashin     Dropkick on My Devil returns next     time with a lariat to your heart! E2 - Source: Crunchyroll Translator: Editor: Timer: QC: (Please feel free to edit the speaker names if incomplete or inaccurate. Names are handled on a best-effort basis depending on the info on the source file. Dialogue is left as is.) SIGN    Beth [01:46] Jashin     So hot... [01:47] Jashin     This thing you humans call     "summer" is way too hot. [01:51] Yurine     Deal with it. [01:53] Jashin     I can't. [01:56] Yurine     Deal— [01:57] Jashin     I can't deal with it! [02:01] Jashin     We are aliens... [02:04] Yurine     No, you're devils. [02:06] Jashin     Why don't you have one of those machines     that blows cold air in this room? [02:11] Yurine     An air conditioner? [02:12] Yurine     As if I could afford one of those. [02:16] Jashin     If you need money,     just have Medusa pay for it! SIGN    Inbox SIGN    Minos SIGN    Re: Meat for the sukiyaki SIGN    Medusa SIGN    Medusa SIGN    Yurine SIGN    What happened to the pudding in the fridge? SIGN    Medusa SIGN    Medusa SIGN    Medusa SIGN    Minos [02:20] Yurine     Don't bother her with that.     Just make do with the fan. [02:23] Jashin     B-But this warm air isn't helping at all! [02:33] Yurine     If we weren't with Flex Comix,     I could probably afford an air conditioner. [02:39] Jashin     Huh? [02:40] Yurine     Publishers like Hitotsubashi     and Otowa are loaded. [02:50] Jashin     I don't know what you're talking about! [02:52] Jashin     I can't live like this! I'm going to an     electronics store in Akiba to cool down! [03:12] Jashin     This... is hell... [03:20] Jashin     It's too hot! [03:22] Jashin     And humid! The temperature-humidity index      is 100! No, 1,000! Hell, more like 2020! [03:27] Jashin     And this country's hosting the 2020 Olympics?!      It'll be pure profit at no expense! [03:31] Jashin     "Hos-pit-a-li-ty," my ass! [03:36] Yurine     Why the dissing spree? You think it's hot now?     You'll get flamed online for that. [03:39] Jashin     Oh, shut up! I'm just gonna     give up on everything! [03:44] Yurine     Fine. I'll cool you down. [03:48] Jashin     Really?! [04:00] Jashin     Wh-What is this? [04:03] Yurine     Punishment. And you've cooled down.     Two birds with one stone. [04:06] Jashin     I'm sorry. I'm truly sorry. [04:11] Jashin     I'm more than just "cooled down." I'm freezing. [04:15] Jashin     So cold... I have chills... [04:21] Yurine     Isn't that nice, Jashin-chan? [04:28] Jashin     Like hell it's nice! [04:32] Jashin     I swear, everything you do is so extreme! [04:35] Yurine     You're the one who was being too demanding. [04:37] Jashin     I guess I'll just have     to summon her from Hell. [04:41] Yurine     "Her"? [04:49] Yurine     Who's the kid? [04:51] Jashin     Kori-chan. She's an ice devil. [04:54] Yurine     Kori-chan? [04:56] Yurine     She has a funny face. [04:58] Jashin     Kori-chan can make a room     cooler just by being in it! [05:02] Yurine     Now that you mention it,     it is cooler in here. [05:05] Jashin     Also... [05:11] Jashin     She can make shaved ice. [05:13] Yurine     Wow, that's cool. [05:15] Jashin     Which syrup would you prefer? [05:16] Yurine     Which? [05:18] Jashin     You have a choice of strawberry and lemon. [05:22] Yurine     Okay, then, lem— [05:23] Jashin     Kori-chan's blood is strawberry syrup,      and her urine is lemon syrup. [05:28] Yurine     Strawberry. [05:35] Yurine     Huh, it really is strawberry syrup. [05:41] DevilA     It's hot! [05:42] DevilA     The hot summer season is the     best time to eat hot foods! [05:45] DevilA     Hot! Hot! Hot! [05:52] Yurine     A cool room and shaved ice...     This kid sure is useful. [05:56] Jashin     She sure is. [05:58] Jashin     And that's not all she can do. [06:01] Jashin     Kori-chan, do the thing! [06:05] Jashin     Huh? [06:08] Jashin     You don't want to do that right now? [06:11] Jashin     Don't give me that crap! [06:13] Jashin     A low-ranking devil like you     is in no place to defy me! [06:17] Jashin     Just do the thing right now! Do it! [06:21] Yurine     Wait, Jashin-chan, that's going too far. [06:30] Yurine     Snow? [06:31] Jashin     See? Amazing, right? [06:33] Jashin     Low-ranking devils need to be at least     this useful, or they're worthless! [06:38] Jashin     You must be so happy you get the chance     to serve a high-ranking devil like me! [06:48] Jashin     Wait, isn't this snow     getting a bit too intense? [06:52] Jashin     Kori-chan, you can stop now. [06:56] Jashin     You can stop. [07:00] Jashin     I said stop right now! [07:03] Jashin     Don't get cocky! When are you leaving, anyway?!     You're done here, so go home! [07:08] Yurine     Hey, Jashin-chan, do you have to talk     to her like that? The poor thing. [07:11] Jashin     There's nothing poor about her! [07:13] Jashin     Anyone audacious enough     to defy me gets this! [07:16] Jashin     Jashin-chan Ch— [07:21] DevilA     Allow me to explain! [07:23] DevilA     Jashin-chan shows no mercy     to small, low-ranking devils! [07:27] Jashin     ...op! [07:31] Jashin     Let go! [07:35] Jashin     You froze my arm... [07:39] Jashin     You little brat! [07:45] Yurine     Good for you. You're much cooler now. [07:54] Yurine     Will she be able to regenerate? SIGN    Something that     used to be called     Jashin-chan [07:59] Jashin     Th-This is humiliating. [08:01] Yurine     Sheesh. SIGN    Kanda SIGN    Suzuran SIGN    Street [08:22] Pekola     S-So hungry... [08:27] Pekola     A-Angels don't die, but still, [08:30] Pekola     why are the humans     so indifferent to my suffering? [08:34] Pekola     I'm clearly in very bad shape right now. [08:41] Pekola     My Lord... [08:43] Pekola     It seems humans have rotted to the core. [08:46] Pekola     The time for final judgment may be near. [09:04] Pekola     A-An angel? [09:09] Yurine     You okay, Pekola? [09:11] Pekola     The witch... [09:17] DevilA     The entrance to Bondy is around     the back of the Kanda Kosho Center. [09:21] DevilA     You can't get there from the bookstore. [09:26] Pekola     This potato is delicious. [09:28] Pekola     But why would a curry     restaurant serve potatoes? [09:32] Yurine     Don't talk with your mouth full. [09:35] Pekola     Why do they serve potatoes? [09:37] Yurine     I don't know. [09:41] Staff     Thank you for waiting. [09:49] Yurine     Go on, dig in. Curry tastes best when it's hot. [09:53] Pekola     I will. [09:56] Pekola     Delicious! [10:02] Pekola     May I have another helping, please? [10:04] Yurine     Sure. I'll take it out of     Jashin-chan's meal budget. [10:08] Pekola     A refill, please! [10:10] Staff     I'll be right with you. [10:11] Yurine     Anyway, it doesn't seem very angelic     to stumble around town starving. [10:15] Yurine     Seems more human. [10:21] Pekola     Without my halo, I am as weak      and as fragile as a human. SIGN    European Curry SIGN    and Espresso Coffee Shop SIGN    Bondy [10:27] Pekola     If I had my halo, I could perform miracles, [10:29] Pekola     like turning rocks into bread,      and water into wine... SIGN    Um... SIGN    Jinbocho Police Box SIGN    May I ask a question? SIGN    Does Jashin-chan live around here? [10:46] GuardA     Jashin-chan? SIGN    My mother sent me from Hell on an errand to find Jashin-chan. [10:56] GuardA     Okay, then, you should stay     here for three days or so. SIGN    Huh? [11:00] GuardB     Yeah, I mean, you're pretty suspicious. SIGN    Huh? But, um... Jashin-chan... [11:04] GuardB     Yeah, yeah. [11:06] Yurine     Are you full now? [11:08] Pekola     Yes. I owe you. Thank— [11:12] Pekola     Wait! An angel thanking a witch     is a betrayal of my Lord! [11:17] Pekola     Oh, but she did feed me,     and I even begged for seconds! SIGN    May I have     another     helping,     please? [11:21] Pekola     What a grave sin I have committed! [11:25] Yurine     You talk to yourself too much. [11:27] Pekola     But it is true that this witch helped me. [11:32] Pekola     Hanazono Yurine! [11:33] Pekola     I have no choice but to thank you this time, [11:36] Pekola     but this does not mean I've given up     on eradicating you and the devils! [11:41] Pekola     One day, when I've found my halo      and gotten my powers back, [11:46] Pekola     I swear I will eradicate all of you! [11:52] Yurine     I hope you find your halo soon. [11:56] Pekola     What are you saying? Are you crazy?! [11:59] Pekola     Being around you throws me off-balance. [12:01] Pekola     I'm going home! [12:04] Yurine     She's always making a fuss. [12:06] Pekola     Oh, my Lord, what am I to do? [12:10] Pekola     Is she truly my neighbor?     Even though she's a witch? [12:14] Pekola     Ah, this world is so full of contradictions! [12:22] Pekola     My Lord, why did they serve potatoes? [12:30] Medusa     Jashin-chan! [12:32] Medusa     We're here! [12:34] Medusa     Huh? Jashin-chan? [12:36] Minos     What the heck? She invited us over,      and she's not even home? [12:39] Medusa     Oh! Maybe... [12:41] Medusa     ...she's in here? [12:44] Medusa     She isn't. [12:45] Medusa     But she usually hides in there... [12:50] Jashin     I'm right here! [12:53] Jashin     I knew you wouldn't figure it out! [12:55] Jashin     Medusa, you were all, like,     "But she usually hides in there..." [13:00] Jashin     Well, I wasn't! I ain't gonna hide     in the same spot every time! [13:03] Jashin     Try using your brain a little, moron! [13:05] Medusa     I-I'll check under the tatami next time. [13:08] Minos     Why were you hiding in there, though? [13:11] Jashin     I'm glad you asked! If you wanna know why— [13:14] Medusa     Oh! I know! [13:15] Medusa     Your plan was to hide in there     and catch Yurine off-guard, [13:19] Medusa     and you tested it out on us     to make sure it would work! [13:24] Medusa     Huh? [13:27] Jashin     How did you know? [13:28] Minos     You know that plan's just gonna fail again. [13:32] Medusa     Hey, Minos... [13:34] Medusa     Just tell her to give up already, would you? [13:38] Jashin     No! I'll never give up! [13:40] Jashin     Anyway, you can leave now. The test is over. [13:43] Jashin     Off you go! [13:49] Jashin     Any minute now... [13:53] Yurine     I'm home. [13:55] Yurine     I sure am hungry. [13:57] Yurine     It was half off tridents today,      so I bought one. [14:00] Yurine     Oh, she's not here? [14:02] Jashin     Huh? A trident? [14:04] Yurine     Hup! [14:06] Yurine     I'll stick it there for now. [14:09] Jashin     Who just sticks a trident in     their tatami floor "for now"?! [14:15] Jashin     She doesn't seem to have     noticed, but I know Yurine. [14:19] Jashin     It's possible she actually knows. [14:23] Jashin     I should make sure. [14:29] Jashin     Good. Looks like she really hasn't caught on. [14:33] Jashin     Maybe I'll throw this     at her too, just for fun. [14:36] Yurine     Ow! [14:39] Yurine     Huh? An avocado? [14:42] Yurine     I'll eat this later. [14:44] Jashin     She still doesn't know!     And "I'll eat this later"?! What an idiot! [14:48] Jashin     This plan is gonna work! [14:50] Jashin     Now the show starts for real! [14:52] Jashin     I'll sneak up close to her and use this. [14:57] Jashin     And that's the end! Farewell, Yurine! SIGN    Yurine SIGN    Yurine SIGN    Yurine SIGN    Yurine [15:20] Jashin     H-Hi there. [15:24] Yurine     Oh. [15:26] Yurine     So that's what's going on. [15:28] Yurine     I didn't think I'd get the chance     to test out my trident so soon. [15:34] Jashin     Y-You might say you get to try-dent it, huh? [15:44] Yurine     Let's... try! SIGN    Gaaaaaaaah SIGN    Gaaaaaaaah SIGN    Gaaaaaaaah SIGN    Gaaaaaaaah [15:48] Minos     I knew her plan would fail. [15:50] Medusa     This is why I wanted her to give up. [15:58] Yurine     Hup, hup... [15:59] Jashin     What's that? [16:01] Yurine     A tomahawk. It was 80%     off at the weapon shop. [16:17] Medusa     Hello, Jashin-chan? [16:18] Jashin     Medusa?! Get over here right now! [16:20] Medusa     Huh? What's— [16:22] Jashin     We'll talk later! [16:24] Medusa     Jashin-chan? [16:26] Hashira     Mufwuh?! [16:28] Hashira     Why do you have such a cute voice?! [16:30] Hashira     You sound just like my favorite voice     actress, Miyu-tan! Why's that on your head? [16:34] Medusa     No... Stop! Not my face! SIGN    Momantai SIGN    Momantai [16:36] Hashira     It's fine, it's fine! [16:38] Hashira     With a voice that cute,     you'll still look cute, even if you're not! [16:44] Hashira     M-Moe! [16:51] Medusa     I did try to warn you... [16:54] Medusa     Oh, right! I need to get over      to Jashin-chan's, quick! [17:00] Yurine     Here you go. [17:02] Medusa     Thank you. [17:03] Yurine     Well, there are a lot of people in Tokyo. [17:06] Yurine     Don't worry so much about     petrifying a person or two. [17:09] Medusa     Right... [17:10] Yurine     Anyway, where'd she take off to      after calling you over here? [17:14] Yurine     Jashin-chan really is scum. [17:17] Medusa     It's okay. I'm used to it. [17:21] Medusa     Yummy. [17:22] Yurine     You're used to it? [17:24] Yurine     Does she put you through hell that often? [17:26] Medusa     Huh? Oh, no, not really. [17:30] Yurine     No? But she's always been like that, right? [17:34] Medusa     Hmm... Yeah, I guess she has. [17:37] Medusa     Even back in Hell Elementary School... [17:41] Medusa     Jashin-chan once got violent and     knocked over a statue in the courtyard. [17:47] (Flashback) Slime     Who broke this gargoyle statue?! [17:51] Yurine     She hasn't changed at all. [17:53] Medusa     Oh, but whenever Jashin-chan     was mean to weaker devils... [17:59] (Flashback) Jashin     You're just a stupid goblin!     How dare you score higher than me?! [18:02] (Flashback) Medusa     Wait, Jashin-chan! [18:04] (Flashback) Jashin     You're just a moron! Take that! [18:06] (Flashback) Goblin Dad     Did my son do something to you? [18:09] (Flashback) Jashin     I-I didn't want to do it!     Medusa ordered me to! [18:13] (Flashback) Medusa     Hey! [18:15] Medusa     They're nice memories. [18:16] Yurine     How? [18:17] Medusa     Oh, come to think of it,     we once got stuck in a hole, too. [18:26] (Flashback) Jashin     See ya! Neener neener! [18:27] (Flashback) Medusa     Wait! Don't leave me! [18:30] Medusa     I was found three days later. [18:34] Medusa     And also... [18:35] (Flashback) Jashin     You can do whatever you want     to this girl! Just let me go! [18:39] (Flashback) Medusa     No way! [18:40] Medusa     That happened once, too. [18:42] Medusa     And also... [18:43] Yurine     I've heard enough.     She's put you through way too much. [18:47] Medusa     You think so? [18:48] Yurine     I mean, she is a devil, so maybe being     cowardly and cunning isn't a problem... [18:53] (Flashback) Jashin     Hi! I'm a coward! SIGN    Hi! I'm a     coward! [18:56] Yurine     Why are you still with her after     she betrayed you that many times? [19:00] Yurine     Are you a total M? [19:06] Yurine     So in the end, Jashin-chan really is scum. [19:09] Medusa     But she has her cute side, too. [19:12] Yurine     Oh? [19:13] Medusa     Whenever she's in trouble or discouraged,     she always depends on me! [19:23] DevilA     This is strictly her own vision! [19:28] DevilA     Damn... [19:32] (Flashback) Jashin     Medusa! [19:35] (Flashback) Jashin     Wait for me! [19:39] (Flashback) Jashin     Don't abandon me! [19:40] (Flashback) Jashin     You're all I've got in the whole world! [19:44] (Flashback) Jashin     I'm really sorry for all the     trouble I've caused you! [19:48] (Flashback) Jashin     But you must understand how I feel, right?!     You're the only one who can! [20:00] Medusa     When I see her like that, I think, "Aw,     Jashin-chan really is hopeless without me." [20:14] Yurine     You'd better watch yourself.     You're the kind of girl bad guys are drawn to. [20:19] Medusa     Huh? Oh, uh, okay. I'll be careful. [20:22] Jashin     I'm home! [20:24] Medusa     Oh, she's back! [20:25] Yurine     It was wrong of you to call     Medusa over and then leave. [20:29] Jashin     That doesn't matter. [20:31] Jashin     Medusa is ranked lower than me,      so I can make her wait. [20:35] Medusa     Welcome back, Jashin-chan. [20:37] Medusa     What did you go out to do? SIGN    10,000 Yen SIGN    10,000 Yen [20:39] Medusa     Um, this is all the money     I have for you today... SIGN    10,000 Yen SIGN    10,000 Yen SIGN    10,000 Yen SIGN    10,000 Yen SIGN    10,000 Yen SIGN    10,000 Yen [20:42] Jashin     Idiot! Don't give me that in front of Yurine! [20:44] Medusa     S-Sorry... [20:46] Jashin     Nobody asked you for money! [20:49] Jashin     But I know you're just showing me     how you feel, so I'll accept it. [20:53] Medusa     If you didn't want money,     why did you want me to come over? [20:56] Medusa     You know... I can't get you anything     that would violate the laws of Hell... [21:01] Jashin     We can discuss that later! [21:03] Jashin     I wanted to talk     about this today. [21:05] Jashin     I got it for you at an arcade in Bukuro. [21:09] Jashin     It's the thing you said     was cute the other day. SIGN    Human [21:13] Jashin     A Pandaman plushie. [21:17] Medusa     Jashin-chan, you remembered! [21:20] Jashin     I won it with the money I got from you. [21:23] Jashin     It's all yours. [21:27] Medusa     Thank you, Jashin-chan! [21:33] Jashin     Get off me! Don't let it go to your head! [21:37] Jashin     I only did it because getting you     indebted to me will benefit me later! [21:41] Jashin     Nothing more, nothing less. [21:45] Medusa     Yay! It still makes me happy! [21:47] Jashin     I said get off me! [21:52] Yurine     At first glance,     this looks like a happy ending, [21:55] Yurine     but it really isn't. [21:57] Yurine     The way this looks... [21:59] Jashin     Medusa! [22:01] Yurine     I've seen it before... [23:40] Jashin     Winter arrives, and the town      is all excited for Christmas. [23:44] Jashin     In one corner of the big city,     far from the hustle and bustle, [23:47] Jashin     a girl cries and laments how poor she is. [23:49] Jashin     Dropkick on My Devil returns next time     with a camel clutch on your heart! E3 - Source: Crunchyroll Translator: Editor: Timer: QC: (Please feel free to edit the speaker names if incomplete or inaccurate. Names are handled on a best-effort basis depending on the info on the source file. Dialogue is left as is.) [00:05] Yurine     Minos? [00:07] Yurine     What're you doing? [00:08] Minos     Oh, Yurine-chan. [00:11] Minos     I'm cooking spiny lobsters. [00:14] Minos     Ta-da! [00:18] Yurine     Aren't those crayfish— [00:19] Minos     When I said I wanted to eat     spiny lobster, Jashin-chan said: [00:24] (Flashback) Jashin     I caught a bunch of 'em at the     Shimizu Moat, not far from here! [00:28] Minos     Then she gave me all these! SIGN    HEAPING SIGN    HEAPING SIGN    HEAPING SIGN    HEAPING [00:32] Minos     Want some, Yurine-chan? [00:33] Yurine     No, thanks. [00:34] Minos     I'll cook you one! [00:34] Yurine     No, thanks. [00:36] Minos     Ooh, looks like they're just about ready. [00:40] Minos     Okay, wait just a sec... Ow, that's hot... [00:43] Minos     There! [00:46] Minos     Yum! You can't go wrong with spiny lobster! [00:51] Yurine     Are crayfish actually good? [00:52] Minos     You should try it, Yurine-chan! [00:53] Yurine     No, thanks. [00:54] Minos     It's so crunchy... [00:58] DevilA     It's actually pretty good. [02:43] Girl     Hey, aren't you gonna buy me a present? [02:45] Guy     Yeah, of course I am. [02:48] Girl     Really? I'm so happy! [02:51] Pekola     Oh, right. [02:53] Pekola     It's the Christmas season. SIGN    Gurgle SIGN    m 0 0 l 100 0 100 100 0 100 SIGN    m 0 0 l 100 0 100 100 0 100 [03:01] Pekola     I'm a very peckish Pekola. [03:06] Pekola     It's the Christmas season, [03:09] Pekola     and I'm eating bread crusts again today. [03:15] Pekola     My Lord endured hardships, too. [03:17] Pekola     I'm blessed to have any food at all! [03:24] Pekola     So cold... [03:26] Kento     Hey, so what do you want for Christmas? [03:29] Daisuke     Hmm... Wealth, fame, and status, I guess. [03:32] Kento     Wow, you're such a grown-up. [03:35] Daisuke     I'm sure Santa can manage something. [03:37] Kento     Then... I guess I want love. [03:40] Daisuke     Dude, that sounds so cool! [03:42] Kento     Yeah. I just want love. [03:45] Daisuke     You're so cool! [03:46] Pekola     Santa... He must mean Saint Nicholas. [03:50] Pekola     He has a rough life, too. [03:52] Pekola     How is he ever going to grant     these children's wishes? [03:55] Pekola     I'd like something with lots of flavor. [03:59] Pekola     Expecting a Christmas present when     I'm not even human? What am I thinking? [04:05] Pekola     Getting presents isn't even     the point of Christmas, anyway. [04:11] Pekola     It's stuck in my throat! C-Can't breathe! [04:14] Pekola     Drink... Drink... Need a drink... [04:21] Pekola     That was a close call. [04:24] Pekola     I almost drank all of it. [04:26] Pekola     I needed it to last the entire day... [04:30] Pekola     I'm blessed to have any food at all. [04:34] Pekola     But I want to eat something     with lots of flavor, like curry... [04:39] Pekola     Does Santa not come to angels like me? [04:43] Jashin     So good... [04:46] Pekola     That aroma... [04:47] Jashin     So good... [04:50] Pekola     Curry?! [04:51] Jashin     This curry's so good. [04:53] Pekola     It's Hanazono Yurine's familiar. When did she... [04:56] Pekola     Wait, that hat...     Is she one of Nicholas's helpers? [04:57] Jashin     So good! This extra-large     take-out curry is so good! [05:00] Pekola     Did Santa send her here... for me? [05:05] Jashin     It was so good, I wolfed it all     down in the blink of an eye. [05:08] Pekola     Nope. [05:10] Jashin     Guess I'll just eat the second one, too. [05:12] Jashin     It smells wonderful! [05:16] Pekola     Curry... [05:20] Jashin     Juicy! [05:22] Pekola     Juicy... [05:26] Jashin     What are you looking at? [05:28] Jashin     You can't have any. [05:29] Pekola     I-I couldn't help it... How shameful of me. [05:40] Jashin     Those look good. [05:43] Jashin     Give them to me. [05:45] Pekola     H-Haven't you had plenty to     eat already? This is all I have! [05:50] Jashin     But I already finished mine,      so give me yours. [05:53] Pekola     How greedy! You'll go to Hell! [05:56] Jashin     Huh? I was born in Hell. [05:59] Jashin     Whatever! I haven't had enough to eat! [06:03] Pekola     S-Stop! This is the only food I have! [06:06] Jashin     Shut up! Give it! [06:10] Pekola     M-My precious milk! [06:14] Jashin     Your back's wide open! [06:16] Jashin     Merry Christmas! [06:25] Jashin     Gotcha! [06:26] Jashin     Yum! [06:28] Jashin     This food I just stole tastes so good! [06:30] Jashin     It's a bit dry, but incredibly delicious! [06:33] Pekola     Th-That's playing dirty... [06:35] Jashin     It's your own fault for turning     your back on your enemy. [06:39] Jashin     Also, "dirty" is a compliment to a devil— [06:41] Pekola     Give it back! [06:42] Pekola     I need that food! [06:44] Jashin     I'm not scared of an angel with no halo! [06:48] Yurine     What are you doing? [06:51] Jashin     Yurine! [06:52] Yurine     I told you to buy the curry and take it     home while I buy the chicken, didn't I? [06:56] Pekola     The witch... Hanazono Yurine. [06:58] Jashin     I-I don't know. [07:02] Yurine     What? [07:02] Jashin     I don't know. [07:06] Yurine     You ate the curry? [07:08] Jashin     I don't know! [07:10] Yurine     Both of them? [07:11] Jashin     I don't know anything! [07:13] Jashin     Who is this? Where am I? [07:17] Jashin     I don't know... [07:19] Jashin     Oh! She ate it! [07:22] Jashin     She's tiny, but she's got a huge      appetite! I told her to stop, but— [07:25] Yurine     Jashin-chan. [07:28] Yurine     Why do you tell me lies like this? [07:30] Jashin     I give! I give! I ate the curry! [07:33] Yurine     And? [07:44] Yurine     Honestly... [07:47] Yurine     As punishment, you don't get any chicken. [07:49] Jashin     Oh, no... [07:51] Pekola     Tako... takoyaki...     I want... tako... takoyaki... [07:57] Yurine     Pekola. [08:00] Yurine     Seems Jashin-chan was     causing trouble for you. [08:04] Yurine     Take this as an apology. [08:06] Yurine     It's Jashin-chan's share of the chicken. [08:09] Pekola     Food with flavor! [08:11] Pekola     I-I don't want it! [08:13] Pekola     I can't accept charity from a witch! [08:17] Pekola     I may be living in the human     realm now, but I'm an angel. [08:20] Pekola     B-Besides, it might be poisoned. [08:24] Yurine     It's not charity. It's an apology. [08:27] Yurine     It's up to you whether you eat it or not. [08:32] Yurine     Come on, Jashin-chan. We're going home. [08:35] Yurine     We're gonna go home and decorate. [08:38] Yurine     Maybe I'll use you as the tree. [08:48] Pekola     Chicken! Food with flavor! [08:51] Pekola     Hanazono Yurine... You're a witch,     but it's almost like you're Santa Claus! [08:54] Yurine     Maybe my present to Beth will be your flesh. [08:58] Jashin     Please no. [09:03] Yurine     Like it? [09:05] Yurine     You can eat all you want. [09:09] Yurine     Hey, Jashin-chan, did you know? [09:13] Yurine     The reason Santa Claus's outfit is red... [09:17] Yurine     is because it's soaked with blood. [09:22] Yurine     Merry Christmas. [09:25] DevilA     Very Chrismimas! SIGN    Jashin-chan... Where are you? SIGN    Jashin-chan... Jashin-chan... SIGN    Jashin-chan... Jashin-chan.... [09:40] DevilA     Have you ever collapsed on the     street calling out Jashin-chan's name? SIGN    Jashin-chan... Jashin-chan... [09:50] Jashin     No, but I've been crucified. [09:56] DevilA     The seasons change in the blink of an eye.     It's the height of autumn now. [10:13] Jashin     My training is done. [10:15] Jashin     I've come pretty far with the unique     breathing technique I invented. [10:20] Jashin     These abs will put a lot     more power into my dropkick. [10:24] Jashin     Yurine! Try punching my belly.      I want to test out these abs of steel. [10:30] Yurine     All right. [10:38] Yurine     Jashin-chan? [10:43] Yurine     Coming. [10:46] Yusa     Hello. My name is Yusa. [10:50] Yusa     My younger sister visited you a while ago. [10:53] Yurine     Yusa? Uh... [10:57] Yurine     Oh. [11:00] Jashin     Help yourselves. [11:01] Yusa     Oh, don't go out of your way. SIGN    m 0 0 l 0 0 l 23 0 b 24 0 24 1 24 1 l 24 14 b 24 15 23 15 23 15 l -21 15 b -21 15 -22 15 -22 14 l -22 1 b -22 1 -22 1 -22 1 b -22 1 -22 0 -21 0 l -21 0 b -21 0 -21 0 -21 0 b -21 0 -21 0 -21 0 SIGN    Regained Consciousness [11:04] Jashin     I can't believe I have to serve     the cake I wanted all for myself! [11:08] Jashin     I would've eaten it before my ab training     if I knew this would happen! [11:15] Yurine     Kori-chan was a big help back in summer. [11:21] Yurine     By the way, um... It's really cold,     so could you stop the blizzard? [11:26] Yusa     Oh, I'm sorry. [11:29] Yurine     Anyway, you say you're sisters,     but are you even, uh... the same race, [11:34] Yurine     or even the same class of creature? [11:37] Yusa     Yes. As ice devils, our appearances      change as we mature. [11:43] Yusa     Even as children, we have     a certain degree of power, [11:47] Yusa     but upon reaching adulthood,     we take on adult forms like I have, [11:51] Yusa     receive names,     and become full-fledged devils. [11:54] DevilA     By the way, in human years, ice devils     reach adulthood around the age of 15. [12:00] Yurine     Oh, I see. [12:05] Yurine     In that case, when it's     time to name Kori-chan, [12:08] Yurine     why not name her Koji? SIGN    Name SIGN    Yusa SIGN    Koji [12:12] Yusa     The name "Koji" isn't usually     given to girls, is it? [12:17] Yurine     That's true. [12:18] Jashin     Koji? [12:19] Yurine     Anyway, what brings you here today? [12:22] Yusa     Well, I hate to inconvenience you      by showing up unannounced, [12:27] Yusa     but my sister begged me      to bring her to see you. [12:30] Yusa     This isn't much, but please accept it. [12:33] Yusa     And... [12:35] Yusa     I hear that young lady there took     especially good care of my sister, [12:39] Yusa     so I wanted to thank her. [12:45] Jashin     Wh-Who is this lady? She's looking     at me with pure murder in her eyes! [12:50] Jashin     She didn't come here to kill me, did she?! [12:53] Jashin     Adult ice devils are among     the highest classes of devils! [12:57] Jashin     If I screw up, I could get killed for real! SIGN    Jashin-chan always runs away SIGN    from strong devils SIGN    Jashin-chan always runs away SIGN    from strong devils SIGN    Jashin-chan always runs away SIGN    from strong devils SIGN    Jashin-chan always runs away SIGN    from strong devils SIGN    Jashin-chan always runs away SIGN    from strong devils [13:01] Yurine     Jashin-chan, did you do something to her? [13:08] Yurine     What? [13:09] Yurine     She played a whistle candy in your     ear even though you begged her not to, [13:12] Jashin     Starting today, you're worth 95 yen! [13:13] Yurine     and stuck the price sticker     from a snack bun on your back? [13:16] Jashin     Damn it, Koji! Don't tattle! [13:19] Yurine     You do the dumbest things. [13:22] Yusa     Ever since then, she gets scared     whenever she hears a whistle, [13:26] Yusa     and she can't even go to     a grocery store without panicking. [13:30] Jashin     That's gotta be a lie! [13:31] Jashin     It's her own fault! She's a low-ranking devil,      and she wouldn't do what I said! [13:38] Yusa     You deign to insult her again? [13:40] Yusa     An insult to my sister is an insult     to the proud race of the ice devils! [13:44] Jashin     What's your race got to be so proud of? [13:47] Jashin     You've got faces like moles. [13:49] Jashin     Is that a face to be proud of? [13:52] Yusa     Moles? Did you just say "moles"? [13:56] Yusa     I was planning to just     return home quietly today, [14:00] Yusa     but you brought up the one thing we ice     devils are the most self-conscious about. [14:05] Jashin     What's your problem?!     Just "return home quietly," then! SIGN    Blanket [14:08] Jashin     Also, it's freezing! [14:11] Jashin     Koji's one thing, but there's     no way I can beat this one! [14:15] Jashin     What can I do? Think!     There must be a way! [14:19] Jashin     There has to be something I can... [14:22] Jashin     That's it! [14:23] Jashin     Hey! What's that?! [14:26] Jashin     Morons! There's nothing there! [14:28] Jashin     This is the end, Koji! [14:30] Jashin     I'm gonna hit your unguarded back [14:32] Jashin     with the dropkick I've powered up      by strengthening my abs! [14:37] Jashin     And when she sees you're dead, your sister     will be overcome with grief and despair! [14:41] Jashin     She'll be so shattered, I'll be able to beat      both of you without even fighting! [14:46] Jashin     Also, your— SIGN    CLINK SIGN    CLINK SIGN    CLINK [14:59] Yurine     Aw, man. Not again. [15:01] Jashin     My stronger abs didn't do me any good at all. [15:19] Yurine     Is this enough for you to let     Jashin-chan off the hook for today? [15:23] Yusa     Yes. My sister is overjoyed     to see you again, anyway. [15:36] Jashin     My roll cake stood up! My roll cake stood up! [15:40] Jashin     It stood up! It stood up!     It stood up! It stood up! SIGN    Hell      Bank SIGN    Jinbocho Branch [15:48] Medusa     Here. I brought your money. SIGN     To     Jashin-chan SIGN    From     Medusa [15:51] Jashin     Are you stupid?! Don't give it     to me here! Yurine will hear you! [15:55] Medusa     Sorry... [15:56] Yurine     I already heard. [15:58] Yurine     You're extorting Medusa again? [16:00] Jashin     N-No, no! This is money I lent to her... [16:05] Yurine     You're garbage through and through. [16:08] Jashin     She knows. [16:10] Jashin     I-I'm just borrowing a little bit. [16:13] Jashin     I always return it to her. [16:15] Jashin     Just last week, I returned the     40 yen she lent me 100 years ago. [16:20] Yurine     I bet that was a starting wage 100 years ago. [16:23] Medusa     I don't really mind if she doesn't return it. [16:27] Jashin     Right?! It's better to accept that     money lent out will never come back! [16:33] Yurine     You're in no position to say that. [16:37] Yurine     Medusa, don't you think     you're too soft on Jashin-chan? [16:41] Yurine     What if she becomes an even bigger scumbag? [16:43] Medusa     What?! An even bigger     scumbag?! I don't want that! [16:47] Yurine     Right? So you need to be firm with her. [16:51] Jashin     What's this, Medusa?     You gonna do what Yurine says? [16:55] Jashin     Not me, who you've been with     for thousands of years, but Yurine? [17:00] Medusa     U-Um... [17:02] Jashin     You treacherous coward! [17:03] Jashin     Again, you're in no position to say that. [17:06] Medusa     I-It's not like that! [17:07] Medusa     I'm just worried about you! [17:10] Jashin     Liar! [17:10] Jashin     You're just always high     on your own good girl act! [17:24] Medusa     Jashin-chan, you jerk! [17:27] Medusa     I don't care what happens to you anymore!     I'm never coming back to the human realm! [17:35] Jashin     Fine, stupid! Never come back, then! [17:40] Yurine     Oh, boy. [17:46] Jashin     I think... I went a little too far. [17:51] Jashin     Medusa... [17:54] Jashin     Medusa hates me now. [17:58] Jashin     And Medusa was... [18:02] Jashin     She was my precious... [18:05] Jashin     My precious... [18:08] Jashin     My precious ATM. [18:09] Yurine     That's where you were going? [18:17] DevilA     And... cheese! [18:19] DevilA     I recommend the extra-cheesy pizza toast! [18:23] DevilA     It's tasty! [18:29] Jashin     I can't keep going if I don't drink! [18:32] Jashin     What does she mean, she's never     coming back to the human realm? [18:36] Jashin     She could just send me money     monthly via Hell registered mail, then! [18:40] Jashin     It's not is if I want to see her, anyway! [18:46] Jashin     Barkeep! Another     strawberry juice from the tap! [18:49] Master     You've had too much to     drink, Jashin-chan-san. [18:52] Jashin     You don't need to worry about me! [18:54] Jashin     I'm not gonna get sick     drinking strawberry juice! [18:58] Master     Actually... [18:59] Master     I'm not worried about you. [19:01] Master     I'm worried there won't be     any left for my other customers. [19:05] Jashin     Huh? Oh... I see. [19:13] Jashin     I don't even have the will to walk. [19:26] Jashin     I'm so pathetic! [19:28] Jashin     Medusa's abandoned me, and the     barkeep isn't even worried about me! [19:33] Jashin     I'm... I'm... [19:37] Jashin     Did I do something so bad?! [19:39] Jashin     I mean, maybe I did, but still! [19:43] Jashin     Come on, love me!     You could love me, couldn't you? [19:47] Jashin     Couldn't you?! [19:49] Jashin     Love me! Love me! [19:52] Jashin     Love me for who I am! [19:53] Ichiro     Wh-Who even are you?! [19:55] Jashin     Let it go... Just leggo! I'm so lonely! [20:02] Ichiro     "Leggo"? You're lonely and      want to go to Legoland? [20:05] Medusa     Jashin-chan. [20:07] Jashin     I'm hearing things now. [20:10] Jashin     I'm losing my mind. [20:12] Medusa     Jashin-chan. [20:13] Jashin     Medusa's voice... [20:17] Jashin     It wasn't... [20:19] Jashin     my imagination? [20:21] Medusa     I came to bring you home, Jashin-chan. [20:24] Jashin     Y-You came back, ATM? [20:28] Yurine     Medusa was so worried about you,     she came back moments after she left. [20:33] Jashin     A... T... [20:36] Jashin     It was all my fault! Forgive me, AT... [20:39] Jashin     I mean, Medusa! [20:41] Medusa     I know, Jashin-chan. [20:44] Medusa     You're hopeless without me. [20:47] Jashin     Uh-huh! I adore you, Medusa! [20:51] Jashin     I... adore this... Medusa... SIGN    I Adore This Medusa! [20:56] Jashin     I adore this Medusa! [20:59] Jashin     Ah-Tuh-Muh! [21:02] Jashin     ATM! [21:06] Crowd     ATM! ATM! [21:10] Crowd     ATM! ATM! ATM! [21:22] Medusa     Jashin-chan, I bet you're hungry, right? [21:25] Medusa     Let's have curry on the way home. [21:28] Medusa     What's wrong? [21:29] Jashin     I spent all the money you loaned me      on 100 cups of strawberry juice. [21:36] Medusa     You don't need to worry     about that. I'll pay for it. [21:41] Jashin     Okay! I really do need you      in my life, Medusa! [21:47] Jashin     I adore you, Medusa! [21:50] Medusa     You really are hopeless     without me, aren't you? [21:54] Yurine     Oh, great. [21:55] Yurine     Jashin-chan's descent into     scumbaggery is accelerating. [21:56] Medusa     Where should we get curry? [21:58] Jashin     I want Bondy today! SIGN    Scum [22:00] Medusa     Okay! SIGN    Scum SIGN    Scum [22:04] Jashin     Medusa! [22:06] Medusa     Jashin-chan! [23:40] Jashin     There is a woman who seduces devils. [23:43] Jashin     Love and hate are two sides of the same coin. [23:45] Jashin     That woman attempts to kill     a devil out of beastly love. [23:50] Jashin     Dropkick on My Devil returns next     time with a backdrop to your heart! E4 - Source: Crunchyroll Translator: Editor: Timer: QC: (Please feel free to edit the speaker names if incomplete or inaccurate. Names are handled on a best-effort basis depending on the info on the source file. Dialogue is left as is.) [01:34] DevilA     It started as a black market     after World War II, [01:37] DevilA     then it became Electric Town, [01:39] DevilA     and then a computer town. [01:42] DevilA     And now, it's the biggest     otaku city in the world. [01:46] DevilA     It is Akihabara. SIGN    Akihabara     Gachapon Hall [01:49] DevilA     More than 400 gachapon     machines can be found here. SIGN    Akihabara     Gachapon Hall [01:53] DevilA     You're sure to find something you want. SIGN    Mongolian Death Worm SIGN    Figure SIGN    Set 1 SIGN    Collect All 9 SIGN    Skyfish SIGN    Flat-      woods SIGN    Monster SIGN    Nessie SIGN    Minnesota Iceman SIGN    Chupacabra SIGN    Tsuchi-     noko SIGN    RARE!! SIGN    Mothman SIGN    Shadow People [01:57] Jashin     If I get this on my next spin, I die. SIGN    Insert Coins [02:05] Jashin     I'm safe! [02:07] Jashin     A skyfish, though? [02:09] Jashin     The "If I get this next, I die" rule     adds an extra thrill to this game [02:13] Jashin     and makes it even more fun. [02:16] Jashin     Not like I'd actually die, anyway. [02:21] Jashin     I just keep getting dupes of this one. [02:25] Jashin     Whoa! [02:26] Jashin     Hey, dumbass! Can't you see     there's a devil lying on the street here?! [02:31] Jashin     You shouldn't be driving!      Run into a power pole and die! [02:34] DevilA     Folks, never lie down in the     street or curse at people. [02:41] DevilA     Another dupe! [02:42] DevilA     Go to Hell, damn it! Bah! [02:47] Jashin     I'd have the full set if I could     just get that rare tsuchinoko... [02:57] Jashin     I don't need a live one. No live ones. [03:02] Jashin     Live pets aren't allowed     in Yurine's building. [03:05] Jashin     Beth is an exception, but that's it. [03:08] Jashin     I'll try a couple more times. [03:11] Jashin     Oh, I only have enough left to buy dinner. [03:15] Jashin     But it won't hurt to use just a little of it. [03:18] (Flashback) Yurine     If you spend that money     on anything but groceries, [03:21] (Flashback) Yurine     I'll throw you into the wood chipper. [03:23] (Flashback) Yurine     wood chipper [03:25] (Flashback) Yurine     wood chipper [03:26] Jashin     Wood chipper... [03:32] DevilA     A wood chipper is a machine that's     only for chopping wood into tiny pieces. [03:36] DevilA     If you use it for the wrong purposes,      you're going to Hell! [03:39] DevilA     Get it? To Hell, 'cause she's a devil. [03:43] Jashin     If I use this money,     I'll be in big trouble. [03:47] Jashin     So I won't. [03:48] Yoshihiko     Excuse me. [03:50] Yoshihiko     I want to use that machine. [03:52] Jashin     Oh... Sure. Go ahead. [03:55] Jashin     I wanna do it, but... I guess I won't. [04:00] Yoshihiko     I got the tsuchinoko! [04:01] Jashin     What?! [04:03] Jashin     You've gone and done it now! [04:05] Yoshihiko     Now I've got the whole set! [04:06] Jashin     I tried all those times for the tsuchinoko,     and he gets it just like that?! [04:12] Jashin     Ah, I want it so bad! [04:14] Jashin     Not having the tsuchinoko     makes it look even more alluring! [04:19] Jashin     Okay, I'll just kill him! [04:21] Jashin     That tsuchinoko's so valuable, I'll kill     him if that's what it takes to steal it! [04:25] Jashin     No, wait. Maybe I should use a more     intelligent method to steal it? [04:30] Jashin     As a high-ranking devil of superior     intelligence, I am a brilliant strategist. [04:35] Jashin     Oh, wow! [04:37] Jashin     It's the rare tsuchinoko! [04:40] Jashin     Can I please see it for just a second? [04:43] Yoshihiko     Sure. Here. [04:53] Jashin     Okay, here you go. [04:55] Yoshihiko     What the hell did you     do that for, you snake?! [04:58] Yoshihiko     That's disgusting, damn it! [05:05] Yoshihiko     This woman is total scum! [05:06] Yoshihiko     I don't want that stupid     thing anymore, you moron! [05:14] Jashin     "Total scum" is a compliment     to us devils, little boy. [05:19] Jashin     My plan was a success!     The tsuchinoko is mine! Yay! Yay! [05:24] Jashin     Now to buy those groceries and go home. [05:26] Jashin     La, la, la, la, la! SIGN    Meat Pavilion Yukio SIGN    Meat Pavilion Yukio SIGN    Meat Pavilion Yukio SIGN    Meat Pavilion Yukio SIGN    Meat Pavilion Yukio [05:33] Jashin     I got great meat for a great price. [05:36] Jashin     And I got my tsuchinoko! What a happy day! [05:41] (Flashback) Yoshihiko     This woman is total scum! [05:44] Jashin     Huh? [05:49] Jashin     But now that the moment's passed,     was it worth stealing? [05:53] Jashin     And now, every time I see it, I'll remember     being slugged and insulted by that kid. [06:01] Jashin     I'll put it somewhere out     of sight when I get home. [06:06] Mei     Hey! You there! [06:08] Mei     I'm talking to you, snake! Stop right there! [06:19] Yurine     I don't know this number. [06:21] Yurine     Yes? [06:21] Mei     Is this Hanazono Yurine-san? [06:24] Yurine     Yes. [06:24] Mei     This is the Banzaibashi Police Department. [06:27] Yurine     The police? [06:28] Mei     Hey, stop! [06:29] Jashin     Yurine! [06:31] Jashin     The police took me in! [06:34] Yurine     Huh? SIGN    Banzaibashi Police Department SIGN    Banzaibashi Police Department SIGN    Banzaibashi Police Department SIGN    Banzaibashi Police Department [06:46] Jashin     I got arrested. [06:49] Yurine     What kind of idiot... [06:51] Yurine     giggles like that... [06:52] Yurine     over being arrested?! [07:00] Jashin     I took two uppercuts in one day. [07:04] Jashin     Hitting first before listening will     make you a bad parent in the future! [07:07] Yurine     I'm not going to be a parent. [07:12] Mei     Are you her guardian, Hanazono Yurine-san? [07:16] Yurine     Y-Yes, that's me. I don't know if     I'd call myself her guardian, though. [07:20] Yurine     And you are? [07:21] Mei     I'm the supercop of the Banzaibashi Police     Department and protector of Akihabara: [07:30] Mei     Tachibana Mei! [07:34] Yurine     I see. [07:35] Jashin     She's standing like Vega. [07:37] Yurine     So what did Jashin-chan do? [07:41] Mei     Theft. [07:43] Yurine     You finally went and did it, huh? [07:45] Jashin     You've got it all wrong!     I didn't steal it! That kid... [07:49] (Flashback) Yoshihiko     I don't want that stupid     thing anymore, you moron! [07:52] Jashin     ...he said. [07:53] Mei     What are you talking about? [07:54] Jashin     Huh? That's not what you meant? [07:58] Mei     What she stole was... [08:01] Yurine/Jashin     Was...? [08:06] Mei     My heart! [08:07] Mei     My heart! [08:08] Mei     My heart! [08:10] Mei     My heart! [08:12] Yurine/Jashin     Huh? [08:14] Mei     I saw her while on patrol, and her form was     so lovely and cute, it was love at first sight! [08:19] Mei     So I called out to her and arrested her! [08:24] Mei     Ah, she's so cute! [08:25] Mei     And so beautiful! [08:27] Jashin     C-Cut it out! [08:29] Jashin     Arresting me for a reason     like that is an abuse of power! [08:32] Mei     She's unbelievably cute! [08:33] Jashin     Stop it! [08:34] Yurine     Yikes. [08:34] Jashin     Stop! Stop! Stop! [08:35] Mei     Anyway, to get to the point, Yurine-san... [08:37] Yurine     Yes? [08:38] Mei     May I have her? [08:40] Yurine     Sure. [08:41] Jashin     No hesitation at all?! [08:43] Mei     Yay! Isn't this great, Orochimaru?! [08:46] Jashin     She even gave me a name... [08:52] Mei     You really are adorable, Orochimaru. [08:55] Mei     So cute, it's making me cry. [08:57] Jashin     This chick is dangerous!     I don't wanna live with her! [09:00] Yurine     Oh, but if Jashin-chan isn't around, cleaning      and prepping meals will be more work for me. [09:06] Yurine     I'm sorry. I'll take her home after all. [09:08] Mei     What? No! [09:09] Mei     You said I could have her,     but you're taking that back?! Rude! [09:12] Mei     If I can't have Orochimaru... [09:17] Mei     Then she can die. [09:18] Jashin     You're kidding! [09:22] Mei     Aw, I missed. [09:25] Jashin     You grazed my tail! [09:27] Mei     I'm sorry I missed, Orochimaru.     The blade was sharpened, but... [09:30] Mei     Does it hurt? [09:35] Mei     She looks so cute when she's suffering! [09:40] Mei     Okay, let's take a commemorative     photo before I finish you off. [09:46] Mei     Come on, make a peace sign.     Try to look like you're having fun. [09:49] Jashin     I-I can't... Please spare me... [09:53] Mei     So cute! [09:54] Mei     So Instagrammable! [09:56] Mei     Perfect! I can't stop! [09:57] Yurine     I don't want to watch this farce.      I want to go home. [10:02] Mei     Oh! It's five! [10:03] Mei     The work day's over! I gotta get home! [10:07] Mei     I refuse to work overtime! [10:10] Mei     I put the meat Orochimaru     bought in the office fridge. [10:15] Mei     Don't forget to take it with you. [10:17] Mei     Bye! [10:19] Mei     I know we'll meet again. [10:23] Yurine     If she thinks you're cute,     she's pretty twisted. [10:27] Jashin     She's crazy enough to give     Yurine a run for her money. [10:31] Yurine     By the way, what was that you     were saying about a kid earlier? [10:35] Jashin     Huh? N-Nothing at all! [10:37] Yurine     Stare... [10:40] Jashin     I'd better lock up that tsuchinoko     as soon as I get home. SIGN    Jinbocho SIGN    Jinbocho SIGN    Jinbocho SIGN    Tropes SIGN    Tropes SIGN    Tropes SIGN    Tropes [10:44] Medusa     Jinbocho Tropes! SIGN    Photo     books SIGN    Foreign SIGN    Jinbocho Station [11:01] Jashin     No, no! I meant to go     into the subway station! [11:05] Jashin     I wasn't watching where I was going,     so I went in the wrong door! [11:10] Jashin     Don't look at your phone while walking. [11:18] Minos     Hey, that was a nice howl, Beth. [11:22] Minos     Okay! SIGN    Mother said the air in the human realm was unclean, but... SIGN    Yeah. It feels nice. [12:00] Yurine     What is it? [12:01] Jashin     Please die. [12:03] Yurine     No. [12:06] Jashin     I should've known! [12:08] Jashin     Since I can't kill you, I thought     maybe you'd die if I just asked nicely! [12:12] Yurine     Why would you even     consider that a possibility? [12:15] Jashin     Pout... [12:17] Yurine     I'm taking my bath. Take yours once I'm out. [12:21] Jashin     Fine. [12:27] Jashin     Did you think there'd be a fan service scene? [12:31] Jashin     Oh, I'll give you fan service. [12:36] DevilA     With the tsuchinoko! [12:42] DevilA     Hey, this isn't bad... SIGN    Ja [12:44] Jashin     Boo. It didn't work. [12:47] Jashin     I asked nicely and even bowed     my head. Why can't she just die? [12:52] Jashin     She's so stingy. [12:54] Jashin     But I guess that'd be too easy. [12:57] TV     Aren't the mountains lovely? [12:59] TV     You should all try getting away for a     while to set your mind and body free! [13:04] Jashin     What a stupid thing to say. SIGN    Ja [13:07] Jashin     What's the point in going up when     you have to come back down again? [13:11] Jashin     Just because there's a mountain there? [13:14] Jashin     It makes no sense. [13:16] Jashin     Actually, in suspense dramas,     a lot of murders tend to take place... [13:22] Jashin     in the mountains! [13:24] Edward     Yes! SIGN    I'm going to kill you! SIGN    Don't!! [13:26] Macaulay     No! No! SIGN    I'm sorry I stole your wife! [13:30] Edward     Yes! SIGN    Too late!! SIGN    Save your regrets for when you're in Hell!! [13:32] Edward     Yes! [13:34] Macaulay     No! No! SIGN    It wasn't your wife I wanted! SIGN    It was you I— SIGN    Me, too... [13:38] Edward     Yes! Yes! SIGN    I loved you, too!! [13:44] Jashin     Which means there are plenty of spots in     the mountains that are perfect for murder. SIGN    Murder SIGN    Murder SIGN    Murder SIGN    Murder SIGN    Murder SIGN    Murder SIGN    Murder SIGN    Murder SIGN    Murder SIGN    Murder SIGN    Murder SIGN    Murder SIGN    Murder SIGN    Murder SIGN    Murder SIGN    Murder SIGN    Murder SIGN    Murder SIGN    Murder SIGN    Murder SIGN    Murder SIGN    Murder SIGN    Murder SIGN    Murder SIGN    Murder SIGN    Murder SIGN    Murder SIGN    Murder SIGN    Murder SIGN    Murder SIGN    Murder [13:51] Jashin     If I invite Yurine to go to the mountains... [13:54] Jashin     I'll have nothing but chances to kill her! [13:57] Jashin     This time, it's the end for Yurine! [14:01] Jashin     Now that's settled,     I need to visualize how I'll do it. [14:07] Jashin     Look, Yurine! The view is magnificent! [14:13] Yurine     Wow, it really is nice. [14:15] Yurine     Yoo-hoo! [14:19] Jashin     Yoo-hoo! [14:28] Jashin     And she's dead. SIGN    Grin... [14:30] Jashin     I finally get to make the "dropkick"     in the series title actually happen! [14:36] Jashin     And here's another possible situation... [14:39] Yurine     This rope bridge is really unsteady... [14:43] Yurine     Jashin-chan, help... me... [14:51] Yurine     S-Stop... [14:57] Jashin     And she's dead! [14:59] Jashin     I could even do it this way... [15:06] Yurine     Jashin-chan, it's a bear! [15:08] Yurine     What do we do? We have to play dead! [15:11] Jashin     Now! [15:12] Bear     Let's do it. [15:13] Jashin/Bear     Cross... [15:15] Jashin/Bear     Bear! [15:21] Jashin     A collaborative effort     between me and the bear! [15:25] Jashin     Oh, yeah! I've definitely won this time! [15:30] Jashin     I'm so excited, I think I might pee myself! [15:34] Yurine     Ah, that was a nice bath. [15:36] Jashin     Oh, Yurine. [15:37] Jashin     Do you have any plans tomorrow? [15:39] Yurine     No, why? [15:41] Jashin     Then let's go climb a mountain together! [15:45] Yurine     No. [15:50] Jashin     Okay. [15:55] Minos     You know, a lot of the stuff in this anime     happens here in Yurine-chan's apartment. [16:01] Jashin     Yeah. They can just reuse     the same set that way. [16:04] Minos     Why don't we go to my place for a change? [16:08] Minos     How's this? [16:09] Jashin     It's the same layout,     so there's not much difference. [16:12] Minos     Oh, right. [16:13] Minos     Guess I should make some     bigger changes, then. [16:18] Minos     How's this? [16:18] Jashin     You changed it too much! SIGN    Kanda SIGN    Suzuran SIGN    Street [16:32] Medusa     Jashin-chan? [16:34] Medusa     Okay, got it. I'll be right there. [16:37] Medusa     Yep. [16:40] Medusa     Oh, yeah. I should buy     something to take as a gift. [16:44] Staff     Thank you very much. [16:47] Medusa     I hope Jashin-chan will like these. [16:50] Medusa     Oh, I need to withdraw her money, too. [17:02] Medusa     Hi there! [17:07] Medusa     Jashin-chan? I'm here. [17:11] Medusa     I bought some Fresh Moon for you. [17:15] Medusa     And since it's the end of the month,      I stopped by the bank. [17:22] Medusa     Jashin-chan? [17:25] Medusa     What's wrong, Jashin-cha— [17:39] Medusa     What... is this? [17:43] Medusa     Why? [17:45] Medusa     Jashin-chan... is dead... [17:50] Medusa     Okay, got it. I'll be right there. [17:51] Medusa     When she called me while     I was on Suzuran Street, [17:55] Medusa     she sounded so full of energy... [18:03] Medusa     Jashin-chan! [18:09] Jashin     That whole sequence of moves you just     made, and that sequence of expressions! [18:14] Jashin     I was watching from inside the closet,      and I burst out laughing! [18:21] Jashin     I laughed so hard, I fell out. [18:23] Jashin     That's the skin I just molted. [18:25] Jashin     Did you forget that I molt     every few thousand years? [18:30] Jashin     Well, today was the day! [18:33] Jashin     That's why I came up with this     little prank and called you over. [18:38] Jashin     Did you really think I was dead? [18:40] Jashin     No way in Hell! [18:44] Jashin     Huh? What's wrong? [18:49] Medusa     Did you really think that would be funny? [18:53] Jashin     Huh? [18:54] Medusa     This goes beyond the bounds of a prank. [18:58] Medusa     Do you not realize how sad     I would be if you really died? [19:04] Jashin     U-Uh-oh! It's... [19:09] Jashin     Polite Medusa! [19:14] DevilA     Let me explain! [19:16] DevilA     When Medusa's anger hits max,      she enters an excessively polite mode. [19:19] Jashin     Medusa only hits this level of fury     once every few thousand years. [19:25] Jashin     My molting and Medusa's polite mode... [19:28] Jashin     Two ultra-rare events that only     occur once every several millennia! [19:33] Jashin     It's like Obon and New Year's     happening at the same time! [19:38] Medusa     I'll be going now. I won't be visiting     the human realm again for a while. [19:44] Jashin     This is serious. [19:47] (Flashback) Medusa     I don't care what happens to you anymore!     I'm never coming back to the human realm! [19:52] Jashin     This isn't like last time. She's serious! [19:56] Jashin     Please... [19:57] Jashin     Please don't go, Medusa! [19:59] Jashin     You know I have neurotic     gastritis, don't you?! [20:03] Jashin     If you leave right now, I'll worry so     much that I'll get holes in my stomach, [20:08] Jashin     and then I might die for real! [20:14] Jashin     W-Well, I guess I might have     taken my joke a little too far. [20:21] Jashin     Ha, ha, ha, and ha... [20:30] Jashin     I'm sorry. [20:33] Jashin     I didn't think you would get so angry. [20:36] Medusa     I can't! I'm leaving! [20:39] Jashin     No... Wait! [20:41] Jashin     Forgive me, Medusa!     I'll get holes in my stomach! [20:54] Jashin     Medusa... Medusa! [21:00] Jashin     M-My stomach... hurts... [21:06] Medusa     Just kidding! Got you back! [21:09] Medusa     I won't leave. [21:14] Jashin     Medusa! [21:18] Jashin     You took that joke too far! [21:22] Medusa     Don't ever play a prank like that again. [21:24] Jashin     Okay... Okay! I won't! [21:27] Jashin     I promise I won't! [21:29] Medusa     There, there. [21:36] Yurine     I'm home. [21:38] Jashin/Medusa     Welcome home! [21:40] Jashin     Fresh Moon is so yummy! [21:42] Jashin     The mellow flavor goes great with coffee. [21:45] Medusa     They're great with green tea, too.      Want some more? [21:50] Jashin     Yep! [21:51] Medusa     I'll take off the wrapper. [21:53] Jashin     Thanks! [21:55] Yurine     These two are as chummy as ever, I see. [21:57] Medusa     Here you go! [22:00] Jashin     Yum! [22:02] Medusa     Like it? [22:03] Jashin     I love it! SIGN    Fresh     Moon SIGN    Fresh     Roman [22:05] Medusa     Oh, you've got some on your face. [22:07] Jashin     Wipe it off for me. [23:40] Jashin     Screams and madness     eat away at people's hearts. [23:43] Jashin     When justice goes berserk,     the town is drenched in devil blood, [23:47] Jashin     and the angel is left in despair. [23:49] Jashin     Dropkick on My Devil returns next time     with a suicide dive to your heart! E5 - Source: Crunchyroll Translator: Editor: Timer: QC: (Please feel free to edit the speaker names if incomplete or inaccurate. Names are handled on a best-effort basis depending on the info on the source file. Dialogue is left as is.) SIGN    Suico Penguin Goods Campaign SIGN    Total [00:01] Staff     Your total is 3,200 yen. [00:04] Jashin     Ugh, why don't they have the     second volume of the grimoire? [00:09] Yurine     I bought the first volume     at a used bookstore. [00:13] Yurine     You're looking in the wrong places. [00:16] Yurine     I'm glad I was able to buy the book I wanted. SIGN    m 0 0 l 100 0 100 100 0 100 SIGN    On that day,     the woman,     Hanazono Yurine... SIGN    m 0 0 l 100 0 100 100 0 100 SIGN    ...used the grimoire     she bought at a used     bookstore to casually     summon a devil... SIGN    TV Anime     Adaptation! [00:20] Jashin     That's Yurine. SIGN    ...used the grimoire she bought at a used     bookstore to casually summon a devil... [00:24] Jashin     Guess it's true. [00:26] Yurine     I'm hungry. Let's stop     and eat on our way home. [00:30] Yurine     What do you want? [00:31] Jashin     Y-You're... [00:33] Yurine     Huh? What are you saying? [00:35] Yurine     I want to go to Jiro. [00:38] Yurine     Yeah. Let's go to Jiro. [00:40] Jashin     Huh? Why'd you even ask me? [00:43] Jashin     And what is "Jiro"? [00:45] Jashin     Also, we're... [00:48] Jashin     ...getting an anime adaptation?! [00:50] DevilA     You only just realized? [02:22] Staff     Welcome. [02:25] Yurine     You always get fried fish with     your mincemeat cutlets and rice. [02:29] Jashin     This is what I like the best! [02:32] Jashin     What about you? [02:33] Jashin     You always get milk and     scallop croquettes with rice. [02:37] Yurine     Yeah. This is what I like the best. [02:42] Jashin     I want to try a bite of that. [02:45] Yurine     No. [02:47] Yurine     I hate all that "gimme a bite"     food-sharing stuff. [02:54] Yurine     You should eat what you ordered     for yourself, and eat it all. [02:57] Jashin     Oh... Okay. I apologize. [03:04] Yurine     I can't finish my rice. [03:06] Yurine     Jashin-chan, finish it for me. [03:07] Jashin     Huh? O-Okay... [03:11] Jashin     This totally contradicts     what she just said. [03:14] Jashin     But I won't say anything.     She'd just get mad at me. [03:19] Yurine     I'm done. That was delicious. [03:24] Yurine     Excuse me. I'd like a mincemeat     cutlet boxed lunch, please. [03:28] Staff     Got it. One mincemeat cutlet     boxed lunch coming up. [03:31] Jashin     What are you going to do with that? [03:33] Jashin     Is it for dinner? [03:35] Yurine     There's one more stop I want to make. [03:44] Yurine     Pekola, are you there?     I brought you some food. [03:47] Jashin     Why's she giving food to that fallen angel? [03:49] Guy     Pekola? [03:52] Guy     I'm not Pekola. [03:54] Yurine     Oh, wrong place. [03:56] Guy     Pekola's over there. [03:58] Yurine     Oh, that's hers? [04:00] Yurine     Thank you. SIGN    No soccer, baseball, fireworks, or other disruptive activities allowed in this park [04:03] Pekola     What do a witch and     her familiar want with me? [04:06] Jashin     Could you be any more impudent?! [04:09] Jashin     Want me to kill you right here and now?! [04:11] Pekola     D-Don't! [04:13] Pekola     On top of being weak since I lost my halo, [04:15] Pekola     I'm also so hungry,      I have no strength at all. SIGN    Gurrrrgle SIGN    Gurrrrgle SIGN    Gurrrrgle [04:20] Yurine     That's why I brought this for you. [04:25] Pekola     A m-mincemeat cutlet lunch! [04:28] Pekola     Th-This is... for me? [04:33] Pekola     I don't need it! My pride as an angel won't      allow me to accept charity from a witch! [04:39] Pekola     P-Please leave! [04:41] Yurine     I'm not a witch. [04:44] Yurine     Okay, fine. Have it your way. [04:48] Yurine     I'll just leave this here. [04:55] Yurine     Jashin-chan, let's go. [04:57] Jashin     Yep. [05:14] Pekola     I want it so bad! SIGN    Gurrrrgle SIGN    Gurrrrgle SIGN    Gurrrrgle [05:16] Pekola     No, no, no! I mustn't! What angel     would eat food given to her by a witch?! [05:23] Pekola     But it's not good to waste food... [05:29] Pekola     I don't care about the witch, but isn't     leaving it uneaten rude to whoever cooked it? [05:35] Pekola     That's it! [05:37] Pekola     It's rude to the cook! [05:38] (Flashback) Cook     Eat up. SIGN    °Her mental image [05:40] Pekola     Okay! I'll eat it! [05:46] Pekola     Ah, that smells delicious. [05:49] Pekola     Huh? [05:52] Pekola     Why are you here? [05:55] Jashin     You said you weren't gonna eat it, so I thought     I'd have it. Don't want it to go to waste. [06:05] Jashin     What? Did you want to eat it? [06:09] Pekola     O-Of course not! [06:11] Jashin     Thought so. SIGN    Diiiing [06:22] Jashin     That was the last bite. [06:24] Jashin     Ah, that was yummy! And so juicy! [06:28] Jashin     Those juicy meat juices are so juicy! [06:33] Jashin     I'm no good at food reviews. [06:34] Jashin     Thanks for the food!     Get rid of the trash for me, yeah? [06:38] Jashin     My belly's so full. [06:40] Jashin     Honestly, what a greedy body I have. [06:47] Pekola     This is for the best. [06:49] Pekola     I held on to my pride as an angel. SIGN    Gurrrrgle SIGN    Gurrrrgle SIGN    Gurrrrgle [06:54] Pekola     Ugh. I'll have some water and go to sleep. [06:59] Pekola     Patrasche, I'm so tired. SIGN    Some     Time     Later SIGN    Pekola [07:12] Yurine     You disappeared at some      point on the way home. [07:16] Yurine     You didn't go back and     eat Pekola's lunch, did you? [07:20] Jashin     N-No, I didn't! [07:22] Yurine     Really? [07:24] Jashin     I didn't! [07:24] Yurine     Oh? You'd better tell me the truth... [07:34] Yurine     or I'll turn your arm into     mincemeat in the blender. [07:36] Jashin     I ate it! I ate it! SIGN    Aaaaaa SIGN    aaaaargh [07:41] Yurine     Tonight's dinner is     Jashin-chan mincemeat cutlets. SIGN    Please bear SIGN    with us a moment SIGN    Please bear SIGN    with us a moment [07:50] Yurine     Okay, I'm going back to Jiro     to get another lunch for Pekola. [07:54] Yurine     Regenerate your arm and clean up in here. [08:00] Jashin     Damn it! She really did it!     Even after I told her the truth! [08:04] Jashin     Damn it! SIGN    Fresh SIGN    Mincemeat Cutlet [08:16] Pekola     Bless that witch. [08:23] Minos     Hello! [08:28] Minos     I brought you a really cool     rare souvenir from Hell. [08:32] Minos     A toy mandragora! [08:34] DevilA     Mandragora. Also known as the mandrake. [08:38] DevilA     They scream when pulled out of the dirt,      and legend says any human who hears it [08:42] DevilA     goes crazy and dies! [08:46] Minos     It makes a dying scream     when you squeeze its belly. SIGN    Gaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaah SIGN    Gaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaah SIGN    Gaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaah [08:53] Jashin     That's creepy! [08:56] Yurine     Th-That's so rock 'n roll... [08:58] Jashin     What's rock 'n roll about it? [09:00] Minos     You like it? [09:01] Yurine     Yeah. SIGN    Gaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaah SIGN    Gaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaah [09:02] Minos     I'm so glad! The mandragora's happy, too! [09:05] Yurine     Jashin-chan is scum, but her friends,     like you and Medusa, are all great. [09:11] Yurine     Even though Jashin-chan is scum. [09:13] Jashin     Hmph! She's not my friend or anything. [09:17] Minos     Why would you say that? That's mean. [09:19] Jashin     It's not mean! [09:20] Jashin     How many times have I gotten hurt     'cause of you since we were kids?! [09:25] (Flashback) Minos     Jashin-chan, I'll push you. [09:27] (Flashback) Text     Huh? [09:27] (Flashback) Minos     And... push! [09:31] (Flashback) Minos     Wow! [09:33] (Flashback) Minos     You can bend further! [09:35] (Flashback) Jashin     I-I can't! [09:37] (Flashback) Minos     You can! SIGN    Crack [09:41] (Flashback) Minos     Huh? What happened? [09:43] (Flashback) Jashin     You dislocated my spine... [09:49] Minos     I said I was sorry for all those times.      And I didn't do 'em on purpose. [09:53] Jashin     That doesn't make it okay! [09:55] Jashin     Think before you do things, you musclehead! [09:59] Minos     Excuse me? It's your     own fault for being weak! [10:02] Jashin     What?! I'm not weak! You wanna fight? [10:06] Minos     Fine by me! [10:07] Jashin     I'll teach you! [10:10] Jashin     Killer move: Jashin-chan Dropkick... [10:13] Jashin     The Animation! [10:16] Jashin     Take this! [10:17] Minos     I can repel a move like that easy! SIGN    Gaaaaaah SIGN    Gaaaaaah SIGN    Gaaaaaah [10:39] Jashin     M-Mandragora-chan? SIGN    Silence... SIGN    Silence... SIGN    Silence... SIGN    Silence... SIGN    There's no response. SIGN    It's just a corpse. [10:47] Jashin     Th-That really was a dying scream... [10:51] Jashin     But... whatever, right?     It was creepy, anyway! [10:56] Jashin     Right, Yurine? [10:58] Yurine     I really liked that toy. [11:03] Jashin     Yurine? [11:05] Minos     Well, it's about time for me     to deliver the evening paper. [11:09] Jashin     Hey! Wait, Minos, you jerk! [11:12] Yurine     Its death scream was so cute. [11:17] Yurine     And she said it was rare. [11:22] Yurine     You know what this means, don't you? [11:28] Yurine     There. [11:31] Yurine     Oh, come on. A little yelp like that     won't replace its death scream. [11:37] Jashin     I can't take any more... Please stop... [11:43] Yurine     Give me a better scream. SIGN    Unhappy     Turn SIGN    Unhappy     Turn SIGN    Unhappy     Turn [11:51] Pekola     I work and work and work, SIGN    I work and work and work, [11:53] Pekola     but my life never gets any easier. SIGN    but my life never gets any easier. [11:55] Pekola     I only stare at my hand. SIGN    I only stare at my hand. [11:57] Minos     Working is fun! [11:59] Jashin     You work, you lose. [12:02] Pekola     I only stare at my hand. SIGN    Yaki SIGN    tori SIGN    Ice     Cream SIGN    Ice     Cream SIGN    Ice     Cream [12:17] Mei     Good morning, Miyatsuko from India. SIGN    For SIGN    Maharaurava [12:21] Mei     Have you gotten used to     this room, Totempoleko? SIGN    Hell SIGN    For SIGN    Maharaurava [12:25] Mei     Vastine... SIGN    Hell SIGN    For SIGN    Maharaurava [12:27] Mei     It was really hard to bring you     into this family, you know. SIGN    Hell SIGN    For SIGN    Maharaurava SIGN    Hell SIGN    For SIGN    Maharaurava SIGN    Hell SIGN    For SIGN    Maharaurava SIGN    Hell SIGN    For SIGN    Maharaurava SIGN    Hell SIGN    For SIGN    Maharaurava SIGN    Bus Departure Schedule [12:32] Mei     The way they did this bus     dead-ule is just so wonder-four! [12:37] Mei     My beautiful babies... [12:39] Mei     Now, if I can just bring Orochimaru     into the fold, it'll be perfect. [12:45] Mei     Oh, no! I can't laze around here! I'm late! [12:51] Mei     The supercop of the Banzaibashi     Police Department, Tachibana Mei, [12:55] Mei     will protect the peace in this world! [13:01] Mei     I have to patrol the area to make sure     there's no one dangerous around. [13:13] Hashira     A-Are you okay?! SIGN    I'm all right. I just have a weak constitution. SIGN    Sorry to worry you. [13:26] Hashira     She had such a cute voice. [13:28] Mei     Okay, no problems here. [13:32] An     Excuse me, kind young man. [13:34] An     Do you have any interest      in woodblock prints? [13:36] Hashira     Huh? Woodblock prints? [13:38] An     They're a bit expensive,     but you can pay in installments. [13:42] An     They will be valuable     assets in the future. [13:46] An     How about just a quick peek? [13:49] Hashira     O-Okay, then... [13:51] Hashira     Just a peek. SIGN    Gallery     Numa [13:53] An     One silkscreen! SIGN    Sale     In Progress SIGN    Sale     In Progress SIGN    Sale     In Progress SIGN    Sale     In Progress SIGN    Sale     In Progress SIGN    Sale     In Progress [13:59] Mei     Good! No problems here! [14:10] Mei     Wonderful! [14:11] Mei     That form! [14:13] Mei     And the inexplicable     Halloween-ish clothes! [14:17] Mei     Oh, no! It's so wonderful, I could cry! [14:21] Mei     Right! You're mine now! [14:24] Mei     Upsy-daisy... [14:27] Staff     Uh, excuse me... [14:29] Staff     Is there some problem with that statue? [14:33] Staff     It hasn't been rigged with     explosives or anything, has it? [14:37] Mei     No. I'm just taking it home     because it's so cute. [14:40] Staff     Huh? [14:42] Mei     He says he wants to come home with me, too. [14:45] Mei     Right? [14:46] Mei     I do! [14:47] Mei     See? [14:48] Staff     What's with this chick? [14:50] Staff     She's crazy. I gotta call the police. [14:50] Mei     Pet, pet! You're so smooth! [14:52] Staff     Wait, but isn't she a... [14:53] Mei     Oh, you're so cute! [14:54] Staff     Hang on, why am I dealing with this?     I'm just a part-timer! [14:55] Mei     Mister Fluffy Bom-ba-ye!     Bom-ba-ye! Bom-ba-ye! [14:58] Staff     There's nothing I can do! [15:01] Mei     Well, let's go! [15:02] Staff     W-Wait! You can't do that!      That's a store mascot! [15:05] Mei     Ah. You just touched my butt, didn't you? [15:07] Staff     Huh?! [15:08] Mei     Eek! Pervert! Police, help me! [15:12] Staff     I did not touch your butt! [15:14] Mei     I'm taking him home. [15:16] Staff     Let go, you psycho bitch! [15:19] Jashin     That's the twisted woman from the other day. [15:23] Jashin     I was supposed to meet Medusa here, [15:26] Jashin     but I don't want this freak spotting me. [15:29] Medusa     Jashin-chan! [15:32] Mei     Jashin-chan? [15:34] Mei     Orochimaru! [15:35] Medusa     Sorry to keep you waiting. I was buying     chicken to bring to you and Yurine-chan. [15:40] Medusa     What's wrong? [15:41] Mei     I don't need this!     Orochimaru's the only one for me! [15:44] Jashin     She found me, damn it! You idiot! [15:48] Mei     Wait, Orochimaru! [15:52] Jashin     I can't stand that woman! [15:55] Mei     Come on, wait for me! [15:58] Medusa     What's wrong, Jashin-chan? [16:00] Medusa     If you did something bad,     you need to atone for it. [16:05] Jashin     Shut up! [16:08] Mei     Orochimaru! [16:16] Mei     Bull's-eye! [16:18] Medusa     J-Jashin-chan! Are you okay?! [16:21] Jashin     You know I'm not. SIGN    Orochimaru [16:25] Mei     Gotcha! [16:29] Mei     Oh, Orochimaru! [16:31] Mei     You're so beautiful... and adorable. [16:34] Mei     And slippery... [16:36] Jashin     S-Stop... [16:38] Mei     You're still my favorite, Orochimaru! [16:42] Mei     Let's take another picture to celebrate! [16:45] Jashin     I-I can't... Please stop... [16:49] Medusa     U-Uh... SIGN    Like! SIGN    Just now [16:55] DevilA     I like! [17:03] Pekola     It all looks so delicious! [17:06] Poporon     Pekola-sama, there's dessert, too. [17:09] Pino     And have some nectar to drink. SIGN    m 0 0 l 0 0 l 23 0 b 24 0 24 1 24 1 l 24 14 b 24 15 23 15 23 15 l -21 15 b -21 15 -22 15 -22 14 l -22 1 b -22 1 -22 1 -22 1 b -22 1 -22 0 -21 0 l -21 0 b -21 0 -21 0 -21 0 b -21 0 -21 0 -21 0 SIGN    Angel Apprentices [17:12] Pekola     I can't eat all this. [17:18] Pekola     Veal steak... [17:20] Pekola     Onion gratin soup... [17:22] Pekola     Parfait... Cake... Unleavened bread... [17:25] Pekola     Bagna cauda... Tiramisu... [17:28] Tanehashi     Hey, part-timer! [17:29] Pekola     Mincemeat cutlets... [17:30] Tanehashi     Hey, part-timer! [17:32] Tanehashi     I'm talking to you, part-timer! [17:35] Pekola     Y-You mean me? [17:38] Tanehashi     I dunno if you're Pekola or not,     but quit standing around, part-timer! [17:42] Tanehashi     Start moving stuff, part-timer! [17:46] Pekola     Why must I be treated this way? [17:49] Pekola     I may have fallen, but I'm a former angel! [17:53] Pekola     Having to carry such     heavy boxes up a staircase... [17:57] Pekola     What is this, the Holy     Emperor Cross Mausoleum? [18:00] Pekola     We have to carry these heavy boxes up these     stairs, then go back down in an elevator. [18:06] Pekola     Over and over again. [18:09] Pekola     All for 400 yen per hour! [18:11] Pekola     Why is it a measly 400 yen?! Isn't the minimum     wage in Tokyo 958 yen excluding tax?! [18:18] Pekola     Well, I suppose I have no choice     if I want to live on Earth. [18:23] Pekola     There's no other place that would take in     someone like me with no background. [18:30] Pekola     Oof. [18:32] Pekola     That was heavy. [18:33] Pekola     What in the world is in this box, anyway? [18:36] Tanehashi     If you're done, get back down here     and get the next one, part-timer! [18:40] Pekola     That human has such     a stupid-sounding voice... SIGN    Doesn't sound     intelligent at all SIGN    Doesn't sound     intelligent at all [18:47] Pekola     I have a feeling there's something     very wrong about this whole process... [18:58] Long Hair     The relationship between the theory     of relativity and warp navigation [19:01] Long Hair     parallels the relationship between     dark matter and black holes... [19:08] Pekola     I know I didn't have a choice in workplaces,     but I clearly ended up at a very scary one! [19:16] Pekola     Stare... [19:20] Pekola     This human seems decent. [19:25] Hottie     A g-giant praying mantis... is... [19:30] Hottie     is coming to kill me and eat me... [19:34] Hottie     N-No... Stay back... [19:37] Hottie     Stay away from me! [19:40] Mantis     Praying mantis. [19:45] Hottie     I wouldn't taste any good, you know! SIGN    White-     Eyed SIGN    White-     Eyed [19:55] Hottie     The praying mantis... wants me... [19:57] Pekola     Praying... mantis... SIGN    White-     Eyed [20:02] Mantis     Praying mantis. [20:03] Hottie     Praying mantis... Praying mantis... [20:10] Jashin     I drank too much. [20:14] Jashin     Hey, fallen angel! [20:16] Jashin     Bet ya don't eat a lot of sushi, do ya? [20:19] Jashin     This is s'posed to be for Yurine, [20:21] Jashin     but I'm willin' to give ya a bite! SIGN    Urp SIGN    SPLAT SIGN    Fell     asleep     in her     puke [20:50] Pekola     I'm exhausted. [20:53] Pekola     I'm grateful they pay in cash, [20:57] Pekola     but being worked to the bone     for eight hours for just 3,200 yen... [21:01] Pekola     I'll use 1,000 of this     for food and necessities, [21:05] Pekola     and save the other 2,200 yen. [21:09] Pekola     But for now, I need to rest up for tomorrow. [21:19] Pekola     My house! [21:22] Pekola     You again?! [21:32] Pekola     I work in those conditions     for such a low wage, [21:35] Pekola     then have my house destroyed by a devil... [21:39] Pekola     And no one is coming to     take me back to Heaven... [21:44] Pekola     I'm... I'm... [22:07] Pekola     Oh, a shooting star! [23:40] Jashin     The gospel rings out. [23:42] Jashin     Jacob's Ladder drops from     a gap in the overcast sky. [23:46] Jashin     With a beam of light,     a new angel descends. [23:49] Jashin     Dropkick on My Devil returns next time     with a Shining Wizard to your heart! E6 - Source: Crunchyroll Translator: Editor: Timer: QC: (Please feel free to edit the speaker names if incomplete or inaccurate. Names are handled on a best-effort basis depending on the info on the source file. Dialogue is left as is.) [01:31] Jashin     It's done! [01:34] Jashin     Dinner tonight is curry! [01:41] Yurine     Pork cutlet curry, huh? [01:43] Yurine/Jashin     Let's eat! [01:47] Yurine/Jashin     Great meal. [01:56] Minos     Curry tonight, eh? [01:58] Minos     Bet that's tasty. SIGN    The Next Evening SIGN    The Next Evening [02:04] Jashin     Dinner tonight is curry again! [02:08] Yurine     Hamburg steak curry. [02:11] Yurine     Curry's always better the day after. [02:14] Yurine/Jashin     Let's eat! [02:17] Yurine/Jashin     Great meal. SIGN    The Next Evening Yet Again SIGN    The Next Evening Yet Again [02:23] Jashin     Dinner tonight is curry yet again! [02:26] Yurine     Hang on. Hang on, hang on. [02:28] Yurine     This isn't gonna go on for     the next 20 minutes, is it? [02:32] Jashin     Don't worry about that. [02:34] Jashin     This is the last of the curry. [02:36] Yurine     Still, if it's the third day of curry... [02:40] Yurine     Rock, paper, scissors... Shoot. [02:43] Jashin     I won... [02:47] Yurine     Jashin-chan, since you won, I grant you     the right to go get the mayonnaise. [02:52] Jashin     Yes, ma'am! With pleasure! [02:56] Jashin     Here! SIGN    Yurine SIGN    Yurine SIGN    Yurine SIGN    Yurine SIGN    Yurine [02:57] Yurine     Thanks. SIGN    Yurine SIGN    Yurine SIGN    Yurine SIGN    Yurine SIGN    Yurine [03:04] Jashin     Y-You're not gonna put that     on the curry, are you? [03:07] Yurine     That's exactly what I'm gonna do. [03:10] Jashin     Mayo on curry?! [03:12] Jashin     There's no way that'll taste good! [03:14] Yurine     They go great together. [03:19] Yurine     Go on, try it. [03:30] Jashin     This... This is great! [03:32] Yurine     See? [03:33] Jashin     Why?! Why is this actually good?! [03:35] Yurine     Because it's mayonnaise. [03:37] Jashin     That's not really an answer, but it is good. [03:41] Jashin     No questioning that. [03:43] Jashin     Mayonnaise on curry... It's Muhammad. [03:47] Jashin     It tot-Ali works! [03:49] Jashin     I've made up my mind! [03:50] Jashin     I'm making curry again tomorrow! [03:53] Yurine     Again? [04:01] Yurine     Wow... [04:03] Yurine     I didn't know you could buy     stuff like this on Amazon, too. [04:07] Yurine     You're really making curry again, huh? [04:10] Jashin     Yep. I'm making chicken curry. [04:14] Jashin     If you walk at Mach speed, [04:16] Jashin     I live five minutes away from the station... [04:22] Yurine     Which do you think is sharper,     a katar or a chakram? [04:30] Yurine     Hey... [04:32] Yurine     Are you listening? [04:34] Yurine     Huh? [04:37] Yurine     She disappeared. [04:40] Jashin     Huh? [04:41] Jashin     What's going on? [04:43] Jashin     What the heck just happened? [04:45] DevilA     Allow me to explain! [04:47] DevilA     When Jashin-chan was making the curry, [04:50] DevilA     by pure coincidence, her stirring      pattern drew a magic circle. [04:54] DevilA     The chicken was sacrificed, [04:55] Jashin     If you walk at Mach speed, [04:56] DevilA     and the random song she sang [04:58] Jashin     I live five minutes away from the station... [04:59] DevilA     just happened to be the incantation to     open a dimensional portal, and as a result... [05:05] DevilA     Jashin-chan warped away! [05:10] Jashin     Where am I? [05:12] Jashin     It looks vaguely familiar... [05:19] Jashin     It's the entrance to Hell! SIGN    Welcome to Hell SIGN    666m ahead SIGN    Free parking SIGN    (capacity:     666 cars) [05:22] Jashin     How did I end up at the entrance     to Hell when I was stirring curry? [05:27] Jashin     Wait! Maybe... [05:29] Jashin     The kitchen exploded in a gas fire... SIGN    Kaboom*! SIGN    Kaboom! SIGN    Kaboom! SIGN    Kaboom! [05:32] Jashin     and Yurine died, allowing me to go home? SIGN    Kaboom!* [05:35] Yurine     Hidebu. [05:39] Jashin     Nah, if that had happened,     I would've been blown to bits and dead, too. [05:44] Jashin     I don't know what happened, but until     I meet the conditions to return home, [05:49] Jashin     I'm just going to be turned away at the gate. [05:52] Medusa     Hey, doesn't that lady look     kinda like a grown-up Jashin-chan? [05:57] Jashin     She looks nothing like me. [05:59] Jashin     The only thing that's the same is     we both have the bottom half of a snake. [06:02] Minos     She looks just like you.     Are you sure you're not related? [06:12] Jashin     A tiny Medusa... [06:14] Jashin     Minos... [06:16] Jashin     and me! [06:18] Medusa     It seems she knows us. [06:21] Minos     She must be one of your relatives. [06:23] Jashin     Are you my relative, lady? [06:25] Jashin     Where'd you come from? [06:28] Jashin     I was cooking dinner in the     human realm a minute ago, [06:30] Jashin     and the next thing I knew, I was here. [06:33] Medusa     The human realm? [06:35] Minos     I heard there's nobody in the human     realm right now 'cause of a big flood. [06:39] Jashin     Huh?! [06:40] Jashin     A big flood... Wait, would that be... [06:43] Jashin     the one that happened      about 7,000 years ago? [06:47] Jashin     So that means... [06:48] Jashin     I came back to Hell, but it's the past? [06:53] Three     What?! [06:55] Medusa     You're Jashin-chan from the future? [06:58] Jashin     I know it's hard to believe, but yeah. [07:01] Medusa     I believe you! [07:03] Medusa     'Cause your eyes     don't look like a liar's eyes! [07:07] Jashin     You're so precious, Medusa. [07:09] Jashin     Don't ever let any weird     grown-ups deceive you. [07:13] Minos     Hey, lady! [07:15] Minos     What am I like in the future? [07:20] Jashin     Well, this pancake chest of yours... [07:23] Jashin     looks more like this. Bwoing. [07:27] Minos     "Bwoing"? Awesome! I sound super strong! [07:30] Jashin     You sure are. Not as strong as me, though. [07:33] Medusa     What about me? [07:37] Jashin     You do nothing but work. [07:40] Jashin     There are these fantastic things     in the future called ATMs... [07:44] Jashin     What about me? What am I like? [07:48] Jashin     This. [07:49] Jashin     Huh? [07:50] Jashin     Literally this. [07:52] Jashin     Please no! [07:55] Jashin     I wanted to end up cooler! Like this! [08:00] Jashin     That looks nothing like us! [08:02] Jashin     I'm in real trouble, though. [08:05] Jashin     How do I get back to the     human realm I was just in? [08:09] Jashin     You can leave that to us! [08:12] Jashin     We'll send you back with the secret ritual! [08:18] Staff     Here's your curry. SIGN    The     Original SIGN    Hell     Curry SIGN    Genuine Hell Curry SIGN    The     Original SIGN    The Original!!     Hell Curry SIGN    Super Spicy SIGN    Super Spicy SIGN    The     Original SIGN    Hell     Curry [08:27] DevilA     This curry is super spicy. [08:30] Three     Zazas, zazas, nasatanada zazas... [08:38] Three     Zurolo, zoas, nanomiala, hekau... [08:40] Jashin     Oh, right, this thing. Yeah, I remember it. [08:43] Jashin     But it won't work. [08:46] Three     Zurazza, zavai... [08:46] Jashin     I tried it over and over, [08:49] Jashin     but it never worked., Not even once... [08:49] Three     Infernum. [08:56] Jashin     She disappeared. [08:57] Medusa     Does that mean it worked? [09:01] Medusa     Did you remember to pray     that she'd make it back? [09:03] Jashin     Nah, I was thinking about dinner. [09:06] Minos     Yeah, I'm hungry! [09:08] Minos     Wonder what's for dinner. [09:09] Jashin     I hope it's curry! [09:11] Minos     Curry sounds great! [09:12] Jashin     Chicken curry is my favorite. [09:14] Minos     Mine's beef curry! [09:14] Medusa     I hope she made it home... [09:16] Jashin     What are you, a cannibal? [09:18] Minos     Oh, shut up. SIGN    Indian Style SIGN    Indian Style SIGN    Tasty SIGN    Tasty SIGN    Naan SIGN    Naan [09:22] Jashin     Ow, ow, ow... SIGN    Indian Style SIGN    Indian Style SIGN    Tasty SIGN    Tasty SIGN    Naan SIGN    Naan [09:25] Jashin     Huh? Oh, I really made it back. [09:28] Yurine     "Made it back," my ass. [09:32] Yurine     You just disappeared into thin air, [09:34] Yurine     and now, you suddenly     show up on top of the table, [09:37] Yurine     and splatter my food all over me. [09:40] Yurine     Curry stains are very     difficult to get out, you know. [09:44] Yurine     Right? [09:49] Delivery     Amazon delivery. SIGN    Amazon [09:53] Yurine     I just ordered these... [09:58] Yurine     And they're here already. [10:00] Yurine     That's Prime for you. [10:06] Yurine     And they're both impressively sharp. [10:08] Jashin     I'm more shocked that     you were eating dinner [10:11] Jashin     without a care in the world     even after I disappeared! [10:15] Minos     Curry again today? [10:17] Minos     Bet that's tasty! SIGN    With Snake Meat SIGN    Super Spicy [10:20] Jashin     Both love and curry     need lots of time to cook! [10:30] Yurine     It's the end of August,     but it's still so hot. [10:37] Yurine     Don't ignore me. Say something. [10:44] Boy StudentA     The shaved ice from that little stand     was really good, huh? [10:47] Boy StudentB     Yeah. The lemon syrup was awesome. [10:51] Jashin     I want some shaved ice! [10:53] Yurine     Was there a shaved ice stand around here? [10:57] Jashin     That must be it! SIGN    Shaved Ice SIGN    Shaved Ice SIGN    Shaved Ice SIGN    Shaved Ice [11:02] Yusa     Get your nice, cold shaved ice here! [11:05] Jashin     Yusa! Koji! [11:07] DevilA     Huh? [11:07] Yusa     Oh, it's good to see you two again. [11:10] Yurine     So the stand they were     talking about was yours. SIGN    Shaved Ice [11:13] Yusa     It's the off-season at my job in Hell, [11:16] Yusa     so we came to work here. [11:18] Yusa     Business has been quite good. [11:20] Jashin     What? [11:21] Jashin     Shaved ice is profitable?! [11:23] Yurine     Listen, Jashin-chan. [11:25] Yurine     It's profitable for Yusa-san and her sister [11:28] Yurine     because they can create the ice      and some of the syrup themselves. [11:31] Yurine     So even if you tried it... SIGN    Shaved     Ice SIGN    Lemon SIGN    Strawberry [11:35] Yurine     I was too late. [11:40] DevilA     Brain freeze! Brain freeze! [11:45] Jashin     I'll make a fortune selling shaved ice, too! [11:49] Jashin     They're selling it for 200 yen, so... [11:53] Jashin     I'll sell it for 300 yen! [11:56] Yurine     Who would buy that when     it's only 200 yen right next door? [12:00] Chiba     One melon, please. SIGN    Ja SIGN    shin SIGN    Shaved Ice SIGN    Grape SIGN    Blue     Hawaii SIGN    Melon SIGN    Lemon SIGN    Strawberry [12:02] Jashin     I sold one! [12:04] Yurine     No way. [12:07] Jashin     They're still coming! SIGN    Ja SIGN    shin SIGN    Shaved Ice [12:09] Yurine     I guess people lose the ability     to reason when it's hot. [12:15] Jashin     But productivity is so low     with this shaved ice maker. [12:21] Jashin     And those two can just     produce ice instantly... [12:29] Jashin     In that case... [12:32] Jashin     I'll use both hands and my tail     to crank three at once! SIGN    Ja SIGN    shin SIGN    Shaved Ice [12:37] Yurine     Hilarious. [12:41] DevilA     The headache you get when eating     shaved ice is called an "ice cream headache." [12:46] DevilA     That's the official scientific term! [12:49] DevilA     Even when it's shaved ice you're eating, [12:51] DevilA     it's an ice cream headache! SIGN    Ja SIGN    shin SIGN    Shaved Ice SIGN    Ja SIGN    shin SIGN    Shaved Ice SIGN    Ja SIGN    shin SIGN    Shaved Ice SIGN    Ja SIGN    shin SIGN    Shaved Ice SIGN    Ja SIGN    shin SIGN    Shaved Ice SIGN    Ja SIGN    shin SIGN    Shaved Ice [12:59] Jashin     It's not selling at all anymore. [13:02] Jashin     But there's such a long     line at their stand... SIGN    Shaved     Ice [13:08] Jashin     Damn that Koji! [13:10] Jashin     I'm gonna change her nickname to Mimori and      make it harder to establish her character! [13:14] Yurine     You know, very few people     are gonna get that reference. [13:18] Girl StudentA     Wow, look at this! [13:20] Girl StudentA     It's so fluffy! [13:21] Girl StudentB     It's monstrously good! [13:23] Yurine     They're devils, not monsters, actually. [13:29] Jashin     This cheap store-bought ice and syrup     and these toy shaved ice makers [13:34] Jashin     could never beat their     smooth, fluffy shaved ice. [13:38] Jashin     If I want to win, I need     to get the best stuff there is! [13:44] Jashin     I'm going to collect natural ice     from the top of Mount Fuji! SIGN    The air's so thin. SIGN    But it's a power spot... SIGN    I pray I'll find Jashin-chan. [14:12] Jashin     Ice! Ice! Ice! Ice! Ice! [14:18] Jashin     I got it! [14:20] Yurine     You sure are energetic today. [14:23] Jashin     And to make the ice smooth and fluffy... [14:27] Jashin     An industrial shaved ice maker     and luxury syrups! [14:31] Jashin     There it is! [14:32] Yurine     That stuff must have been expensive... [14:35] Jashin     Medusa, I'll use this stuff     I bought with your money to win. [14:42] (Flashback) Medusa     Good luck! [14:43] Yurine     Did she die? SIGN    Did she die? [14:44] Jashin     And to finish off Yusa and Koji... [14:48] Jashin     I'll sell 'em for... [14:49] Jashin     five yen! [14:51] Yurine     You're gonna be in so much debt. [14:56] Jashin     I'll beat them in sales     using my superior ice! [15:00] Yurine     That's not even the goal     you started with anymore. [15:00] Jashin     Smooth and fluffy, smooth     and fluffy, smooth and fluffy! [15:05] Jashin     Yusa and Koji! [15:06] Jashin     This is the end for both of you! [15:10] Jashin     Now, humans! [15:13] Jashin     This is the best shaved ice of all! [15:16] Jashin     Now buy it! [15:17] YakuzaA     Pardon me, little snake girl. [15:20] Jashin     Huh? [15:21] YakuzaA     Did you get permission to do business here? [15:25] Jashin     Uh... Permission? [15:28] Yusa     We got permission. SIGN    Permission Form SIGN    Permission Form SIGN    Permission Form [15:32] YakuzaA     Looks like you didn't. [15:35] Jashin     Buh... Wha... Uh... [15:36] YakuzaB     You're gonna have to come with us. [15:40] YakuzaA     Her bottom half's a snake, but I bet     we could make some money off the top half. [15:46] YakuzaB     The snake part ain't half bad, either. [15:50] Yusa     She looks like she wants some help. [15:53] Yurine     No, that face is saying,     "I'm fine. Don't worry." [15:58] DevilA     Step right up! It's steaming hot! SIGN    Devil Shaved Ice SIGN    m 0 0 l 100 0 100 100 0 100 SIGN    m 0 0 l 100 0 100 100 0 100 SIGN    m 0 -5 l 100 0 100 100 0 100 SIGN    m 0 -10 l 100 0 100 100 0 100 SIGN    Grape SIGN    Melon SIGN    Anko SIGN    Curry SIGN    Curry Shaved Ice [16:00] Chiba/Ozaki     We'll take it! [16:08] Pekola     There. [16:09] Pekola     That should do it. [16:15] Pekola     So heavy... [16:17] Pekola     And I've barely eaten anything,     so I have no strength... [16:25] Pekola     What is such a big rock doing here? [16:29] Pekola     If only I had my halo,     I could turn it into bread... [16:37] Pekola     Now I have enough water     for today and tomorrow. [16:42] Pekola     It's all torn up here. [16:45] Pekola     There we go. [16:49] Poporon     I found you, Pekola-sama. [16:52] Pekola     Y-You're the apprentice angel! [16:55] Poporon     Poporon. [16:57] Poporon     And I'm not an apprentice     anymore. I'm an angel. SIGN    m 0 0 l 0 0 l 23 0 b 24 0 24 1 24 1 l 24 14 b 24 15 23 15 23 15 l -21 15 b -21 15 -22 15 -22 14 l -22 1 b -22 1 -22 1 -22 1 b -22 1 -22 0 -21 0 l -21 0 b -21 0 -21 0 -21 0 b -21 0 -21 0 -21 0 SIGN    Angel Apprentices [17:03] Poporon     You didn't show up on the angel radar app. [17:06] Poporon     You were very hard to find. [17:08] Pekola     As you can see, I've lost my halo, [17:11] Pekola     so I couldn't even contact     anyone about getting home! [17:14] Poporon     Oh, so that's why you weren't on the radar. SIGN    The specified angel could not be found [17:18] Pekola     I waited for so long for someone     to come and get me... [17:20] Pekola     Now I can finally, finally return to Heaven! [17:25] Pekola     The first thing I want to do is take     a good, long soak in the big bath... [17:30] Pekola     And after my bath, I'll drink     some nectar and eat until I'm full, [17:35] Pekola     and then, I'll sleep comfortably     in a nice, warm bed. [17:38] Pekola     Now, hurry up and take me back to Heaven— [17:42] Pekola     Huh? [17:44] Poporon     Bye-bye, Pekola-sama. [17:54] Poporon     Hey, don't jump out of the way. [17:56] Pekola     Wh-What is going on? [17:59] Poporon     Here comes the next one! [18:01] Poporon     One, two... [18:02] Poporon     Yakisoba! [18:13] Pekola     Wh-Why? [18:16] Poporon     Well, you see, since you     went missing, I'm filling in for you. [18:24] Poporon     But if you came back,     I'd be sent back to my previous position. [18:28] Poporon     And then, my fun days of bossing     the other angels around would end. [18:33] Pekola     Wait, I don't understand... [18:37] Poporon     Ugh! You're so infuriatingly stupid! [18:40] Poporon     So long as you don't come back,      I can continue having fun every day! [18:46] Pekola     So you're saying you didn't come      to take me back home, but to... [18:52] Poporon     I came to eliminate you. [18:56] Pekola     I thought... [18:58] Pekola     I thought I'd finally get to go home... [19:01] Pekola     I can't believe this is happening... [19:05] Poporon     I sure am lucky. [19:06] Poporon     If you can't use your angel powers, [19:09] Poporon     aren't you just a lump of meat? [19:11] Pekola     Meat... [19:12] Poporon     Or maybe just garbage. [19:13] Pekola     Garbage... [19:13] Poporon     That makes it so easy. [19:16] Pekola     I always sensed there was something     about you that wasn't very angelic, [19:20] Pekola     but I had no idea it was this severe. [19:23] Poporon     I'm not an angel because I'm fit to be one. [19:27] Poporon     I'm an angel because I was born to be one. [19:34] Jashin     Heya, slay ya. [19:37] Jashin     What? Were you busy? [19:39] Poporon     Why is a devil here? [19:41] Jashin     Here's some curry.     Yurine told me to bring it to you. [19:45] Pekola     C-Curry! [19:47] Pekola     B-But I can't accept charity from a witch. [19:50] Jashin     What? You saying you can't eat my curry? [19:52] Poporon     Excuse me... [19:54] Jashin     It's really tasty. [19:56] Poporon     Hey! [19:57] Poporon     You're in my way! [19:59] Poporon     I'll eliminate you later, all right? [20:01] Poporon     So move! [20:08] Poporon     What is this potato-filled slop, anyway? [20:11] Poporon     Would you just go away? [20:12] (Flashback) Jashin     It tastes great. [20:14] (Flashback) Jashin     Curry's best the day after it's made. [20:17] (Flashback) Jashin     It needs lots of time to cook. The third day! [20:24] Jashin     Garam masala! [20:28] Jashin     Jashin-chan Dropkick! [20:33] Jashin     Spicy! [20:35] Jashin     What do you think you're     doing to my curry, you brat?! [20:39] Jashin     You can waste human lives all you want, [20:41] Jashin     but don't you dare waste food! [20:46] Jashin     The packing tape! [20:46] Pekola     H-Here! [20:56] Man     Kazuyo, this is my revenge      for you dumping me. SIGN    Suicide Note [21:02] Man     God, forgive me for wasting this life. [21:16] Man     I don't wanna die! Save me! Mommy! [21:27] Pekola     Poporon is gone... [21:29] Jashin     So who was that, anyway? [21:31] Pekola     Oh, uh... [21:32] Jashin     I guess it doesn't matter anymore. [21:34] Jashin     I'm hungry after all that running. [21:37] Jashin     Let's go. [21:39] Jashin     Yurine won't believe me if I tell her     some weird chick dumped the curry. [21:43] Jashin     If she's just gonna make me bring you more,     you might as well eat at the house with us. [21:49] Pekola     B-But a devil's cooking... [21:51] Jashin     Quit complaining and come with me. [21:55] Jashin     You should never let curry go to waste. [22:01] Pekola     Well, she did save me today. [23:40] Jashin     A girl who hid her face all her life now     walks with confidence in the sun's rays. [23:46] Jashin     But this happiness would only      last but a brief moment. [23:49] Jashin     Dropkick on My Devil returns next time     with a Tope in Reversa to your heart! E7 - Source: Crunchyroll Translator: Editor: Timer: QC: (Please feel free to edit the speaker names if incomplete or inaccurate. Names are handled on a best-effort basis depending on the info on the source file. Dialogue is left as is.) [01:35] Jashin     I wanted to stop by the arcade. [01:37] Jashin     The latest in the fruit figure series,     the mango, is out. [01:41] Jashin     But I bought frozen food today, so I can't. SIGN    Shirokuma Almond Jelly SIGN    Shirokuma Almond Jelly SIGN    Shirokuma Almond Jelly SIGN    Shirokuma Almond Jelly SIGN    Shirokuma Almond Jelly SIGN    Shirokuma Almond Jelly [01:46] Jashin     Too bad. [01:47] Jashin     Man, I want a mango... [01:49] Poporon     Here she comes. [01:50] Jashin     'Cause it's lukewarm... [02:02] Poporon     I'm over here. [02:04] Poporon     How'd you like the power of my Light Sword? [02:07] Jashin     Sword? [02:08] Poporon     You had some nerve to do     what you did last time, Potato! [02:11] Jashin     Pota...? [02:12] Jashin     My name's not Potato! It's Jashin-chan! [02:15] Jashin     And who are you, anyway?! [02:18] Poporon     I'm Poporon-chan, the angel you     wrapped up and flung into the ocean! [02:29] Jashin     Did that happen? [02:31] Poporon     Don't tell me you forgot! [02:35] Jashin     The Shirokuma almond jelly Yurine asked     me to buy! H-H-H-How could you do this?! [02:39] Poporon     Huh? What even is this stuff?     Just shut up and listen to— [02:43] Jashin     Oh no... This won't end well! [02:46] (Flashback) Yurine     If you can't even do a shopping run right... SIGN    Wahhhhhhhhh [02:56] Jashin     Damn you! First, it was my slow-cooked curry,     and now you've ruined my almond jelly! [03:01] Poporon     Who cares? [03:02] Jashin     Say what?! [03:04] Jashin     I should've gone to the arcade     instead of running that errand! [03:08] Jashin     I bet I would've won it today!     I could've had that mango! [03:08] Poporon     I can't accept things as they stand! [03:11] Poporon     An angel can't just lose to a devil! [03:13] Jashin     I could've had the mango...     Fresh mangos are so yummy... [03:16] Poporon     Listen to me! [03:17] Jashin     Huh? [03:18] Poporon     You devils are nothing but an eyesore!     You're an inferior species unworthy of life! [03:23] Poporon     Would you just go away?! [03:25] Jashin     Nope. [03:26] Poporon     Yes! Go away! [03:27] Jashin     Nope. Not gonna. [03:28] Jashin     Never going away. [03:30] Poporon     You're pissing me off! Just die! [03:35] Poporon     What?! [03:35] Jashin     I've been practicing catching     swords in case of surprise attacks. [03:40] Poporon     Impossible... How? [03:42] Poporon     Are you okay? Your hand's impaled on a spike. [03:44] Jashin     Ow! That hurts! [03:46] Poporon     What are you, an idiot? [03:48] Jashin     You keep making fun of devils! [03:51] Jashin     Are you that much better?!     Who's an angel, anyway? [04:03] Jashin     What is this? I feel as if     power is rising within me! [04:08] Jashin     After absorbing the power of an angel, [04:11] Jashin     Jashin-chan is now a Super Jashin-chan,     a fusion of good and evil! [04:14] Poporon     My halo had that much power?! [04:18] Jashin     Guess not. [04:19] Jashin     Aw, I guess it was just really shiny! [04:22] Jashin     What a letdown! [04:24] Poporon     But without my halo, I can't use my powers! [04:27] Jashin     Yay! [04:29] Jashin     What'd you call that? The Light Sword? [04:32] Jashin     Without your powers,     I guess it's just a spiky bat now, huh? [04:35] Jashin     What are you gonna do? [04:38] Jashin     And now the inferior species,     the devil, gets her turn! [04:41] Jashin     I'm getting all excited now! [04:44] Jashin     Here I go! [04:46] Jashin     Get... ready... for... [04:50] Poporon     Hey... [04:51] Poporon     Hey, did you really take me     seriously? I was just kidding. [04:54] Poporon     It's better for angels and devils     to get along, right? [04:57] Poporon     I'm opposed to Armageddons! [04:59] Poporon     Good day to you! [05:01] Jashin     She was pretty cunning for an angel. [05:03] Jashin     She reminds me of someone... [05:06] DevilA     Here's who! [05:07] Jashin     Oh, right! [05:08] Jashin     The Shirokuma almond jelly! [05:11] Jashin     She's gonna kill me for sure. [05:15] Poporon     It's the perfect weapon for an angel, no? [05:21] Minos     Medusa told me about this      great curry place the other day. [05:25] Minos     It's called Manten,     and their servings are huge! [05:27] Jashin     Once again... [05:28] Minos     It was so good! And the staff was so cheerful     that it felt like such a great place to be! [05:29] Jashin     Yurine swapped the super-thin castella     I tried to serve Minos back to me. [05:33] Yurine     Cool. Where's Medusa today? [05:36] Minos     Oh, she said she was going out with a friend. [05:39] Jashin     A friend?! [05:40] Minos     What's wrong, Jashin-chan? [05:42] Jashin     A friend? Medusa has... [05:44] Jashin     another friend besides me?! [05:47] Medusa     A-T-M. SIGN    A(migo-ship) T(erminated) M(oocher) [05:51] Jashin     That traitor! [05:51] Minos     Jashin-chan? Hey, Jashin-chan? What's wrong? [05:53] Jashin     She never had anyone she could     go out with other than me before! [05:55] Minos     Answer me! Hey, can I eat that? Huh? [06:01] Jashin     I'll blow up her phone!     I'll get her here right now! SIGN    DAI SIGN    DAI [06:07] DevilA     Daimaru-yaki! SIGN    DAI SIGN    DAI SIGN    DAI SIGN    DAI SIGN    DAI SIGN    DAI SIGN    DAI SIGN    DAI SIGN    DAI SIGN    DAI [06:10] Minos     Well, I gotta get to my part-time job. [06:16] Jashin     You absolute hussy! I heard all about it!     Who'd you make friends with, huh?! [06:20] Jashin     Who do you have that you can     go out with other than me?! [06:23] Medusa     Uh... That's... [06:26] Jashin     Seriously? You're gonna give me     a "How'd you find out?" face? [06:29] Jashin     How shameless can you be, you hussy?!     Are you some kinda dancing queen?! [06:33] Yurine     Are you jealous? [06:35] Yurine     Who Medusa goes out with is her choice. [06:38] Jashin     I-I'm not jealous at all! [06:41] Jashin     I don't care what this basic,     low-ranked chick does. [06:44] Jashin     I just find it unforgivable      for some reason! [06:46] Yurine     I think that's what you call being jealous. [06:48] Jashin     Just tell me already!     Who'd you go out with, you traitor?! [06:52] Medusa     U-Uh, it was... [06:56] Jashin     So you do feel guilty. So guilty     you can't even bear to tell me! [07:00] Jashin     After all those times you said you loved me!     What's your problem?! [07:02] Yurine     Well, I think I'll go to the bookstore. [07:05] Jashin     Save that for later! [07:07] Jashin     I want you to hear every last detail     of this hussy's dastardly deeds! [07:10] Yurine     Do you ever shut up? [07:13] Medusa     You're so cruel, Jashin-chan. [07:15] Medusa     Do you have to keep calling me     "hussy" and "traitor"? [07:18] Jashin     C-Cry all you want.     I still won't forgive you. [07:20] Jashin     Why don't you just explain     what this is all about? [07:24] Medusa     I didn't tell you because     I thought I wasn't supposed to. [07:27] Jashin     Huh? [07:28] Medusa     You're the one who told me not to. SIGN    A Few Days Prior [07:31] DevilA     A few days prior... SIGN    A Few Days Prior SIGN    A Few Days Prior SIGN    A Few Days Prior SIGN    A Few Days Prior SIGN    A Few Days Prior SIGN    A Few Days Prior SIGN    A Few Days Prior [07:34] Jashin     I got so hung up on getting that figure     at the arcade, I blew 5,000 yen on it. SIGN    Fruit SIGN    Figure SIGN    Grapes [07:39] Jashin     What's with this stupid figure, anyway?!     Grapes?! Who the hell even needs this?! SIGN    Fruit SIGN    Figure SIGN    Grapes SIGN    Fruit SIGN    Figure SIGN    Grapes [07:43] Jashin     I got too serious because of the mango! [07:47] Jashin     I burned through all my spending money! [07:51] Jashin     Medusa, do you love me? [07:55] Medusa     Where'd that come from? Of course I love you. [08:00] Jashin     I can't go on living without money! [08:02] Jashin     What am I supposed to do now?! [08:05] Medusa     Don't cry, Jashin-chan. [08:07] Medusa     It'll be okay. I'll just work more. [08:09] Jashin     What? You will? [08:10] Medusa     I'll protect you, Jashin-chan! [08:12] Jashin     Really? [08:13] Jashin     Aw, I'm sorry. I wasn't saying it     to get you to do that or anything. [08:19] Medusa     Okay. [08:19] Jashin     But don't tell them you want     more work because of me. [08:22] Jashin     It'd make me the bad guy. [08:24] Medusa     Okay, I won't. [08:27] Medusa     So I told Minos I was going out     with a friend to cover it up. [08:30] Medusa     I wasn't even sure if I should     talk about it in front of Yurine-san... [08:34] Medusa     But you keep being mean, calling me a hussy      and a traitor and saying I kept quiet [08:38] Medusa     because I felt guilty... [08:40] Jashin     Hey, Yurine, why don't you     go to the bookstore? [08:43] Jashin     Guess it's too late now, huh? [08:46] Jashin     But "hussy" is just wrong.     Who called you a hussy? [08:49] Jashin     Dancing queen? In this case,     you're more like "Money, Money, Money." [08:55] Medusa     They're both mean! [08:56] Yurine     Jashin-chan... [08:57] Yurine     You really are the     absolute worst, aren't you? [09:01] Yurine     I actually feel sorry for you. [09:03] Yurine     I know you're a devil,     but you'd really sink that low? [09:09] Jashin     Huh? You're not gonna do anything to me? [09:11] Yurine     Medusa, I'll walk you to the station. [09:14] Medusa     Okay... SIGN    DAI SIGN    DAI [09:15] DevilA     Nom. [09:20] Jashin     What is this feeling? [09:22] Jashin     Why did Yurine look at me     like she'd given up on everything? [09:27] Jashin     It was as if she didn't even     consider me worth punishing this time. [09:36] Jashin     M-My stomach hurts! [09:40] Jashin     And my acid reflux is acting up! [09:46] Yurine     Are you crying? [09:48] Jashin     No, I'm not. [09:50] Yurine     Are you puking, then?     Don't make a mess in my closet. SIGN    Open SIGN    Menu SIGN    Cutlet Curry SIGN    Croquette Curry SIGN    Shumai Curry SIGN    Wiener Curry SIGN    Jumbo Curry SIGN    Large Curry SIGN    Regular Curry SIGN    Yen SIGN    Yen SIGN    Yen SIGN    Yen SIGN    Yen SIGN    Yen SIGN    Yen [10:14] Staff     Welcome. [10:17] Minos     Heya. [10:19] Medusa     Minos... [10:21] Minos     I've got a message from Jashin-chan. [10:24] Minos     She wanted me to give this to you. [10:26] Staff     Thank you for waiting. SIGN    Dear Medusa SIGN    I might possibly have been just a tiny bit wrong yesterday. SIGN    So to make up for it,     I'll spend today with you. SIGN    I'll be waiting in      Shibuya at 1:00. SIGN    Jashin-chan SIGN    Dear Medusa SIGN    I might possibly have been just a tiny bit wrong yesterday. SIGN    So to make up for it,     I'll spend today with you. SIGN    I'll be waiting in      Shibuya at 1:00. SIGN    Jashin-chan [10:31] Jashin     I might possibly have been     just a tiny bit wrong yesterday. [10:38] Jashin     So to make up for it,     I'll spend today with you. [10:43] Jashin     I'll be waiting in Shibuya at 1:00. [10:48] Medusa     Jashin-chan... [10:49] Minos     She was apparently outside my place     last night, yelling about having no money, [10:54] Minos     but I was asleep and didn't even notice. [10:57] Minos     I just found that in my newspaper box. [11:00] Medusa     It's okay! That's why I asked for more work! [11:03] Medusa     Whenever Jashin-chan's     in trouble, I have her back! [11:06] Medusa     Gotta go! [11:07] Minos     Wait, your curry! [11:08] Medusa     You can have it! Sorry, Minos! [11:10] Medusa     I'll leave the money here! [11:12] Staff     Thank you. [11:13] Minos     Heck yeah! [11:15] Medusa     I know! I'll wear the things     I bought the other day! [11:18] Medusa     It might be a nice surprise for Jashin-chan! [11:21] Yurine     Weren't you going out? [11:23] Jashin     I'm leaving soon. We're meeting up at 1pm.     I think I'll get there right on time. [11:29] Yurine     Really? [11:30] Eyeball     Ding, ding! [11:31] Jashin     That sound... [11:33] Eyeball     Congratulations, Jashin-chan-sama.     You have leveled up. [11:37] Yurine     What is this thing? [11:39] Jashin     It's Eyeball-chan, a lower devil     that delivers messages. [11:42] Yurine     Huh... [11:43] Eyeball     I've come to inform you that you have     earned a reward for leveling up. [11:49] Jashin     Yay! [11:50] Yurine     What happens when you level up? [11:53] Jashin     You get a reward and     all kinds of other bonuses. [11:56] Yurine     Bonuses? [11:58] Jashin     A free train pass,     a voucher for a fancy hotel, [12:02] Jashin     coupons for huge discounts     at the grocery store... [12:05] Jashin     and a bunch of other things. [12:07] Yurine     The hell? Is that like discount      coupons for stockholders? [12:10] Jashin     Wait... I didn't kill anything     big enough to level up, though. [12:15] Eyeball     Because you ate an angel's halo     and nullified her powers, [12:19] Eyeball     you have been granted     a special exception to level up. [12:22] Jashin     For real?! I'll eat more, then!     Time to go angel-hunting! [12:25] Eyeball     Because you are a pitiful devil     who cannot return to Hell, [12:29] Eyeball     to congratulate you on leveling up... [12:31] Eyeball     Satan-sama has sent this. SIGN    Satan's Tears SIGN    Satan's Tears SIGN    Satan's Tears [12:34] Jashin     What's that? SIGN    Satan's Tears [12:36] Eyeball     It would take too long to explain, SIGN    Satan's Tears [12:38] Eyeball     but it is a side product of     Satan-sama's magic research. [12:41] Yurine     This'll take a while, won't it?     I'm gonna eat my Puttsun Pudding. [12:42] Eyeball     As a result of some spell or other     being performed on some recipe or other, SIGN    Puttsun Pudding SIGN    Puttsun Pudding [12:47] Eyeball     this Super Ultra Exciting Galaxy     Sentimental Dream is made as... [12:53] Eyeball     And that's what it is. [12:54] Jashin     Huh. So if I drink this,     I'll get really powerful? [12:58] Eyeball     Yes. [12:59] Jashin     For real? I might be able to kill Yurine! [13:02] Eyeball     Well, I have fulfilled my duty, so... [13:05] Eyeball     Farewell! [13:07] Yurine     It blew up... [13:08] Jashin     Sniffle, sniffle. [13:09] Jashin     Eyeball-chan dies once     it's delivered its message. [13:14] Yurine     That's intense. [13:15] Jashin     But devils that die in the human realm     reincarnate in Hell right away, [13:19] Jashin     and they're always reborn     a rank higher, so it's all good. [13:23] Yurine     Huh. [13:24] Jashin     Eyeball-chan, I accept this with gratitude. [13:32] Jashin     Whoa, that stinks! [13:33] Jashin     I-Is this really safe to drink?! SIGN    Jashin-chan SIGN    This is totally safe to drink SIGN    Satan [13:39] Jashin     Uh... You know what? [13:41] Jashin     I bet it's one of those things that     smells awful, but tastes... pretty okay... [13:46] Yurine     If you're gonna drink it,     do it already. It reeks. [13:52] Jashin     It tastes as bad as it smells! [13:56] Yurine     It's actually surprising     how unsurprising that is. [14:03] Yurine     That's so good. [14:04] Jashin     Who cares about Puttsun Pudding?!     I'm suffering here! Gimme a bite! [14:09] Yurine     No. I eat every bite of my     own dessert. That's my policy. [14:13] Jashin     Damn it! Then I'll just leave now     and get Medusa to buy me tons of sweets! [14:20] Jashin     Ow! What the hell did I trip over?     There's nothing there. [14:23] Yurine     Jashin-chan, you... Those... [14:27] Jashin     Huh? [14:33] Medusa     I wonder if Jashin-chan will be surprised. [14:37] Jashin     Hey. [14:38] Medusa     Huh? Jashin-chan?! [14:40] Medusa     Why are you wearing clothes?     Wow, you look so cute! [14:43] Jashin     I don't look cute. I look strong. [14:47] Jashin     Sorry I kept you waiting. [14:48] Medusa     Oh, it's totally okay. [14:50] Medusa     I just got here a little early, that's all. [14:52] Medusa     I did get some weird looks because     I've been here all this time, but... huh? [14:58] Medusa     Jashin-chan... You have legs? [15:01] Jashin     She finally noticed, huh? [15:03] (Flashback) Yurine     You... Those... [15:06] (Flashback) Jashin     I've grown legs! [15:08] (Flashback) Yurine     Is it because of this? SIGN    Satan's Tears [15:10] (Flashback) Jashin     It must be! [15:11] (Flashback) Jashin     The message said I'd get a lot more      powerful. I guess this is what it meant. [15:16] (Flashback) Yurine     You'll make life rough for the     animators if you stay naked. [15:19] (Flashback) Yurine     Wear this for now. [15:23] (Flashback) Jashin     By the way, are these panties new? [15:26] (Flashback) Yurine     I've never worn them, okay?! [15:28] Jashin     Medusa's gonna be so excited     when she sees me like this! [15:34] Jashin     So that's what happened. Surprised? [15:36] Medusa     I can't believe Satan-sama gave you     a reward like that! You're amazing! [15:41] Jashin     Wait, where's your paper bag? [15:45] Medusa     I had contacts made that     block my petrification power. [15:49] Jashin     What?! That's awesome! [15:51] Jashin     So you'll be able to walk around in the     human realm without the bag now? [15:55] Medusa     Yep! [15:57] Jashin     Good for you, Medusa. [16:01] Medusa     Oh, Jashin-chan! [16:04] Medusa     I want to wear clothes like yours. [16:07] Medusa     Let's pick some out! [16:16] Medusa     Isn't this cute? [16:18] Jashin     They all look the same to me. [16:20] Medusa     Ta-da! What do you think? [16:22] Jashin     You look great. [16:24] Medusa     Really?! I'm so happy! [16:26] Medusa     It's so nice not needing to wear     a bag on my head around town. [16:30] Medusa     It made it so much harder to see     the sights. This is much more fun! [16:34] Jashin     Medusa seems to be enjoying     herself a lot more than usual. [16:37] Jashin     She must've really hated that bag. [16:41] Medusa     You're happy to have legs now, too, aren't you?     You're enjoying yourself more than usual. [16:45] Jashin     Th-That's not true.     It's really drafty and uncomfortable. [16:49] GuyA     What's this? [16:50] GuyA     There are angels in Shibuya! [16:52] GuyB     Hey, you super cute angels.     Wanna get some tea with us? [16:55] Jashin     We're devils! [16:57] Medusa     We got hit on! [16:58] Jashin     They'll have to wait ten     billion years before trying again. [17:10] Medusa     This is pretty amazing! And tasty! [17:13] Jashin     I don't understand human      standards for cuteness. [17:18] Jashin     Let's go check that out later. [17:19] Medusa     What is that? It's so big! [17:22] Jashin     It's the Unicorn. SIGN    Jashin-chan is here in Tokyo somewhere... [17:44] Medusa     Jashin-chan, look! The ocean! [17:47] OtakuA     Are you okay?! [17:48] OtakuB     You're not hurt? SIGN    Moe SIGN    Moe SIGN    Moe SIGN    Moe [17:50] Jashin     Don't touch her! [17:51] Jashin     Try again in 20 billion years! [17:53] Medusa     I'm not used to these shoes, so I tripped. [17:56] Jashin     Are you okay? [17:58] Jashin     Medusa! [17:58] Jashin     Your legs! [18:01] Medusa     What's... happening? [18:03] Jashin     Your legs are starting to petrify! [18:05] Jashin     We need a place with fewer people! [18:07] Jashin     Let's go over there! [18:10] Jashin     Is it a side effect of your contacts? [18:14] Medusa     Huh? [18:14] Jashin     Take them out for a bit. [18:16] Medusa     O-Okay... [18:21] Medusa     I think it stopped. [18:24] Jashin     I knew it. [18:25] Jashin     There's no way your petrification     power can be blocked that easily. [18:29] Jashin     Someone made you phony     contacts with side effects. [18:31] Jashin     Once we get back to Hell,     I'm gonna file a complaint. [18:34] Medusa     I'm sorry, Jashin-chan! [18:36] Medusa     You took the time to spend today with me,     and I only caused trouble for you... [18:40] Medusa     I thought I could finally walk     around without a paper bag... [18:45] Jashin     Stop crying, Medusa! [18:47] Jashin     I don't... [18:49] Jashin     I don't think you've caused any trouble. [18:52] Jashin     And there might be another     way besides the contacts. [18:56] Jashin     So cheer up. [18:57] Medusa     Yeah... You're right. [19:01] Jashin     But I will never forgive     that crooked merchant! [19:05] Jashin     Curse these phony contacts! [19:10] Jashin     Huh? [19:12] Malphas     Wait, what? Where am I? Huh?! [19:16] Medusa     Oh, the one who sold me the contacts. [19:18] Malphas     Oh! Thank you for your business! [19:20] Jashin     You're the crooked merchant     who sold her these phony contacts?! [19:25] Jashin     Dropkick in Odaiba! [19:31] Jashin     Oh! My dropkick's a lot more powerful, too! [19:34] Jashin     Maybe I'll be able to kill Yurine now! [19:38] Medusa     Thank you! [19:39] Medusa     You really are kind, Jashin-chan! [19:42] Jashin     It's nothing like that. [19:44] Jashin     He just pissed me off 'cause     he made you waste your money. [19:48] Jashin     Your money is my money, after all. [19:51] Medusa     Yes, yes. [19:56] Jashin     We should head home now. [19:57] Medusa     Yeah. [19:58] Jashin     We'll be in a crowd, so... [20:00] Jashin     You'll have to wear this paper bag. [20:03] Jashin     Come on. [20:05] Jashin     You can't walk until the     petrification wears off. [20:08] Medusa     Okay. [20:10] Medusa     Thanks, Jashin-chan. I'm not heavy, am I? [20:13] Jashin     You sure are. Lose some weight. [20:15] Medusa     You're so mean! [20:17] Jashin     Hey, that's cold. Did you just drool on me? [20:21] Medusa     I didn't drool! [20:28] Jashin     Unseasonal snow? [20:52] Yurine     What?! [20:54] Yurine     So you carried Medusa on your back     all the way from Odaiba? [20:57] Jashin     Even I'm worn out after that. [21:00] Medusa     I'm sorry. [21:01] Yurine     I guess you do have     a little bit of good in you. [21:04] Yurine     Just a little bit. [21:05] Jashin     And that's how I get you to let your     guard down with my "good devil" mode! [21:09] Jashin     I've already confirmed     legs are stronger than a tail! [21:12] Jashin     Die, Yurine! This will be the final episode     of the Dropkick on My Devil! anime! [21:17] Jashin     Jashin-chan Dropkick: [21:18] Jashin     We Have Enough Episodes Now, So We Can Run     a "Recap Episode for Reasons" Next Week... [21:24] Jashin     The Final! [21:29] Jashin     Ouch. [21:32] Jashin     Huh? [21:33] Jashin     My tail's back! [21:34] Yurine     Looks like that potion wears off     after some time. [21:38] Jashin     Shame I lost my power-up, [21:40] Jashin     but this is the body I feel best in! [21:44] Jashin     I'll get dinner ready now. [21:45] Yurine     Hold it. [21:47] Yurine     I finally managed to see just     a tiny bit of good in you earlier, [21:51] Yurine     and you just brushed off my kindness... [21:54] Yurine     and tried to kill me again, didn't you? [21:57] Yurine     Since you got your tail back, [21:59] Yurine     maybe we'll have live     snake for dinner tonight. [22:02] Jashin     Please don't! I don't wanna be eaten alive! [22:06] Medusa     Jashin-chan, thanks for everything today! [23:40] Jashin     Two angels have had their wings ripped off     and bear the same scars on their heart, [23:44] Jashin     though they are as     opposed as light and darkness. [23:47] Jashin     And a devil surpasses time... [23:49] Jashin     Dropkick on My Devil returns next time     with a Pallo Special to your heart! E8 - Source: Crunchyroll Translator: Editor: Timer: QC: (Please feel free to edit the speaker names if incomplete or inaccurate. Names are handled on a best-effort basis depending on the info on the source file. Dialogue is left as is.) SIGN    July 9th SIGN    July 9th SIGN    Life Theater SIGN    Life     Theater [02:01] Jashin     The goddess is smiling. SIGN    July 9th SIGN    July 9th SIGN    Life     Theater [02:16] Jashin     I lost again. [02:19] Jashin     I shouldn't have even played! [02:22] Jashin     Why did I bother playing? [02:23] Jashin     How is my wallet empty     after just thirty minutes? [02:29] Jashin     If I had never walked into this alley... [02:32] Jashin     If I had ignored the special deal     and just gone to the grocery store... [02:37] Jashin     This right hand whispers to me     that I should spin the reels. [02:42] Jashin     Why does it tremble and groan so?! [02:44] Jashin     Oh, life is so cruel! [02:48] Jashin     God of time, please send me back to     before I entered this establishment! SIGN    Jashin-chan's     Life Theater SIGN    Fin SIGN    Life     Theater SIGN    Jashin-chan's     Life Theater SIGN    Fin SIGN    Jashin-chan's     Life Theater SIGN    Fin SIGN    Jashin-chan's     Life Theater SIGN    Fin SIGN    Jashin-chan's     Life Theater SIGN    Fin SIGN    Jashin-chan's     Life Theater SIGN    Fin SIGN    Jashin-chan's     Life Theater SIGN    Fin [02:55] Medusa     Jashin-chan! [02:56] Jashin     Oh, ATM. [02:58] Medusa     I was just on my way to see you. [03:01] Medusa     Look! I bought Fresh Moon. [03:04] Jashin     Fresh Moon? SIGN    Fresh     Moon [03:06] Jashin     Fresh... "New"... [03:09] Jashin     "Moon"... The moon... [03:11] Jashin     A new moon rises? [03:13] Jashin     If I play now, I can win. [03:16] Jashin     If I don't play now... [03:17] DevilA     ...then when? [03:19] Medusa     What is it? [03:23] Jashin     Please! [03:25] Jashin     Please! Lend me 20,000 yen!     I'll pay you back double! [03:29] DevilA     And then... [03:32] Yurine     You absolute imbecile! [03:35] Yurine     What was that about paying it back double? [03:37] Yurine     That's not double anything. That's cobwebs. [03:40] Yurine     You even spent all our dinner money. [03:44] Yurine     My only choice now is to kill you. [03:47] Jashin     Help me, Medusa! [03:49] Medusa     Please forgive her!     She regrets what she's done! [03:52] Medusa     She's a good girl deep down! [03:55] Medusa     Right, Jashin-chan? [03:58] Medusa     See? Just look at that smile! [04:02] Jashin     R-Right in the face... [04:04] Yurine     She's rotten to the core. [04:07] Medusa     Are you okay? [04:09] Jashin     Not in the least. [04:10] Yurine     Honestly. I give you an allowance, don't I? [04:14] Yurine     If you want to play around, limit it to that. [04:17] Jashin     Okay. [04:17] Yurine     And you'd better pay back the     20,000 yen you owe Medusa. SIGN    Has no money [04:24] Yurine     You will pay her back. [04:26] Jashin     Yes'm! [04:27] Medusa     Don't put yourself out.     Whenever you have it is fine. [04:30] Yurine     Medusa, don't be soft on her. [04:33] Yurine     I'm taking the grocery money     you wasted out of your allowance. [04:37] Yurine     Here. Do the actual shopping this time. [04:41] Jashin     You got it! [04:42] Jashin     This time, I will complete my mission! [04:45] Jashin     I won't make a mistake like that again! [04:49] Medusa     Jashin-chan... Should I go with you? [04:55] Jashin     No, it's okay. [04:56] Jashin     I have to clean up my own messes. [04:59] Jashin     And I'll win back her trust! [05:01] Medusa     Jashin-chan! [05:04] Jashin     Well, see ya later! SIGN    I just can't find Jashin-chan anywhere. SIGN    What is this? SIGN    I heard Japan ranked 13th in the world for clean air... SIGN    Life     Theater [05:39] Yurine     Jashin-chan's late. You don't think she... [05:42] Medusa     Let's have faith in Jashin-chan. [05:45] Medusa     She's a good girl! SIGN    Drug Abuse SIGN    Have the guts      to say NO! [05:47] Poporon     Don't go hitting up losing     machines or white powder! [05:52] Jashin     Jashin-chan Dropkick! [05:54] Jashin     In the back! [05:57] Pekola     Malfoy... [05:59] Jashin     The bread crusts are mine! [06:01] Jashin     So long! [06:02] Pekola     You have plenty of your own food!     Why must you always take mine?! [06:07] Pekola     That was supposed to last three days... [06:10] Poporon     Gosh, Pekola-sama, you really are pathetic. [06:14] Pekola     Poporon! [06:15] Poporon     I was thinking of splitting that devil's     head open when she let her guard down, [06:20] Poporon     but you let her leave. [06:21] Poporon     Come to think of it... [06:24] Poporon     That devil came here to     bring you curry not long ago, too. [06:28] Poporon     Don't tell me... [06:30] Poporon     You're an angel,     yet you're friends with a devil? [06:33] Pekola     Gulp. [06:40] Poporon     Surely not... [06:42] Poporon     Right? [06:47] Pekola     N-No. [06:50] Pekola     I'm not friends with her at all. [06:54] Pekola     What happened to your halo? [06:57] Poporon     That devil who was just here ate it. [06:59] Pekola     Ate it?! [07:00] Jashin     Tee-hee! [07:01] Pekola     Wait, halos are edible? [07:04] Pekola     Was it good? How was the flavor? [07:06] Pekola     What tastes good with them?     What was the texture like? [07:09] Poporon     How would I know? I'm not the one who ate it. [07:12] Pekola     I never would have guessed halos were edible. [07:15] Pekola     I bet they're as fluffy as meringue, [07:17] Pekola     with a velvety texture like soft roe. [07:20] Pekola     And I bet the gentle sweetness of vanilla     fills your mouth when you take a bite... [07:26] Pekola     Wait, does that mean you can't     go back to Heaven, either? [07:30] Poporon     I guess. I didn't tell anyone     I was coming to the human realm. [07:34] Poporon     I'll just have to wait     until my halo regenerates. [07:37] Pekola     I see... [07:40] Pekola     Wait, "regenerates"?! [07:43] Poporon     You didn't know that? [07:45] Poporon     Halos regenerate over time. [07:49] Poporon     Were you really a high-ranking angel? [07:53] Poporon     Though there's no telling     if it'll regenerate tomorrow, [07:56] Poporon     the day after, or a hundred years from now. [07:59] Pekola     I see. [08:02] Pekola     So either way, unless someone comes for us, [08:05] Pekola     we'll just have to continue     living in the human realm. [08:09] Poporon     I guess so. [08:25] Pekola     Okay! [08:27] Pekola     In that case, let's call a truce for now and     work together to live in the human realm! [08:32] Poporon     Huh? What are you talking about? [08:35] Poporon     Working together is just a pain in the neck. [08:38] Poporon     I know you'd just hold me back     since you're so naïve. [08:43] Poporon     So I'm just going to do things my way. [08:49] Poporon     Well, goodbye. [09:02] DevilA     Did you think it was a halo? [09:05] DevilA     It's Baumkuchen. [09:09] Pekola     Will Poporon really be all right on her own? [09:14] Pekola     Japan is ranked 40th of the     easiest countries to live in, [09:17] Pekola     ranked 40th of countries     foreigners want to live in, [09:20] Pekola     ranked 51st in happiness, [09:22] Pekola     ranked third of countries     devils want to live in, [09:25] Pekola     and ranked 78th of countries     angels want to live in. [09:35] Pekola     Almost... there... [09:42] Pekola     Wait... SIGN    LIFE [09:43] Pekola     A fake coin?! [09:45] Pekola     Oh, my Lord! [09:47] Barker     It's an easy job. You offer your lap as a pillow     and clean people's ears for 2,000 yen per hour. [09:53] WomanA     Well, as long as it's just     cleaning ears, I guess. [09:56] WomanB     I'll do it! [09:58] ManA     Just stay in the same building for a month     or so and take a drug at certain times, [10:02] ManA     for 500,000 yen a month! [10:04] Hashira     With that much money, [10:05] Hashira     I could buy 71 copies of the 4k Ultra HD Blu-ray      with handshake event tickets included! [10:10] Man in Black     It's easy work. Just talk rich-looking     nerds into buying paintings. [10:15] Man in Black     You get a cut of the profits, too.     With your looks, you'll make a killing. [10:20] Lady     Hmm, I don't know... SIGN    An Angel's Work SIGN    An Angel's Work SIGN    New SIGN    An Angel's Work SIGN    An Angel's Work SIGN    New SIGN    An Angel's Work SIGN    An Angel's Work SIGN    New [10:31] Scout     You're adorable! Just like an angel! [10:34] Scout     I've got a great job with great pay [10:37] Scout     that only adorable girls like     you can handle. How 'bout it? [10:40] Poporon     Aw... [10:44] Pekola     Honestly... [10:46] Pekola     Poporon has no idea how hard it is     to get by in the human realm. [10:53] Poporon     She may be impertinent... [10:57] Pekola     but I can't abandon a fellow angel. [11:00] Pekola     I have to convince her to work      hand-in-hand with me. [11:03] Pekola     Besides, there aren't many respectable     employers that hire people without identi— [11:08] Poporon     Thank you! [11:10] Saburo     Thanks. [11:12] Poporon     Here's your ramen with     a half order of fried rice! [11:14] Guy     You're a real cutie. SIGN    Ramen [11:16] Poporon     Aw, really? [11:18] Pekola     She found one. [11:27] Minos     Mapo tofu is meant to be drunk! [11:31] Jashin     Here. [11:32] Minos     Thanks! [11:33] Yurine     Peanuts? [11:34] Jashin     An ogre is coming. SIGN    (Ogre) [11:36] Yurine     An ogre? [11:37] Jashin     I called in an ogre from Hell     for the Setsubun ritual. [11:41] Yurine     Oh, they have Setsubun in Hell, too? [11:44] Minos     We sure do. [11:45] Minos     And after we throw the beans,     we eat one for each year of our lives, [11:49] Minos     which gets pretty insane. [11:51] (Flashback) Jashin     Water... Water, please... [11:52] (Flashback) Medusa     I can't eat any more... [11:53] (Flashback) Minos     I... I can keep going... [11:57] Yurine     Wow, so you observe     the same custom as Japan. [12:00] Jashin     That ogre sure is late, though. [12:04] Jashin     Yurine, when the ogre comes, throw     peanuts at it so it can't come in the house. [12:09] Jashin     Then we'll have good luck all year,      and I'll be able to win at pachinko— [12:15] Jashin     It's here! [12:16] Ogre     I'm sorry! I sincerely apologize     for getting here slightly late! [12:21] Jashin     Don't show up late, you worthless ogre! [12:24] Jashin     Ogres out! Good luck in!     Ogres out! Good luck in! [12:28] Yurine     Stop that! [12:30] Yurine     Look how cute it is!     Don't you feel bad at all? [12:33] Ogre     Oh, no. This is my job. [12:36] Jashin     You fool! [12:38] Jashin     How could you let it into the house?! [12:40] Jashin     Now good luck won't come here! [12:43] Jashin     I'll be flat broke for another year. [12:45] Yurine     With you here, good luck was      never going to come, anyway. [12:48] Jashin     I got in trouble because of you! [12:51] Ogre     Owie! [12:52] Yurine     What did I tell you? [12:55] Yurine     Jashin-chan... [12:57] Yurine     If you pick on this little one, I'll carve     you up bit by bit with a kebab knife. [13:02] (Flashback) Jashin     Please stop! Hayama! [13:07] Jashin     I'm sorry. I won't do it again. [13:10] Yurine     Good. [13:11] Yurine     Let's get back to celebrating Setsubun, then. [13:13] Minos     Yeah, let's! [13:15] Minos     With this little runt of an ogre, though? [13:19] Yurine     Hold it for a sec. [13:22] Minos     What's that? [13:23] Yurine     A special bean-thrower. [13:25] Jashin     Wha— [13:27] Yurine     Ogres out! [13:36] Yurine     That was great. [13:38] Yurine     Ah, I feel much better now.     Good luck must really be headed my way. SIGN    ° Minos accepted the responsibility      of eating all the beans. [13:44] DevilA     Minos accepted the responsibility     of eating all the beans. [13:48] Minos     Huh?! U-Uh, yeah! I'll eat them! [13:50] Minos     All of... Wait, all of them?! [13:52] Jashin     Who's she calling an ogre? [13:55] Jashin     That's an insult to a high-ranking devil! [13:58] Jashin     Ugh! Yurine ruined my Setsubun ritual! [14:02] Jashin     I'm so irritated! [14:04] Jashin     I'm gonna go pick on someone even weaker! [14:12] DevilA     Convenience stores have been     pushing ehomaki as a new event food, [14:17] DevilA     but it hasn't really caught on. [14:19] DevilA     There are even roll cakes that look     like ehomaki but are actually dessert, [14:23] DevilA     but they haven't caught on either. [14:26] DevilA     What's gonna become of ehomaki? [14:36] Pekola     So cold. [14:40] Pekola     Doing hard physical labor every day     eventually starts to weigh on you, [14:45] Pekola     both physically and mentally. [14:47] Pekola     And it barely pays anything at all. [14:49] Pekola     What's wrong with this country? [14:52] Pekola     This is why Japan is ranked second of     countries where people sleep the least, [14:57] Pekola     ranked last of countries where     people use up their paid leave, [15:00] Pekola     114th in the worldwide     gender equality ranking, [15:03] Pekola     ranked second of countries     devils want to live in, [15:06] Pekola     and ranked 145th of countries      angels want to live in. [15:09] Pekola     Ow! [15:10] Jashin     Ogres out. [15:11] Pekola     Ow! [15:13] Jashin     Angels, die. [15:14] Pekola     Hey! Stop that! [15:17] Pekola     This is not who I want to deal     with when I'm exhausted... [15:21] Pekola     Wasting food is never a good thing. [15:25] Pekola     This isn't like you. SIGN    You can waste human lives     all you want, but don't you     dare waste food!           by Jashin-chan [15:28] Jashin     So there! By Jashin-chan. [15:31] Pekola     It was on the ground, but it's still good! [15:33] Pekola     I don't follow the three-second rule.     I have my own thirty-second rule! [15:37] Jashin     It's fine. [15:39] Jashin     If it's dirty, just take it     out of the shell and eat it. [15:44] Pekola     That's good! [15:45] Pekola     There's one here, too!     Oh, and over here, too! [15:50] Jashin     You can have the bag. [15:51] Pekola     What?! [15:52] Jashin     And also this. [15:54] Jashin     Yurine said to bring it to you. [15:56] Pekola     It's so long! [15:57] Pekola     Is it some kind of norimaki? [16:00] Jashin     It's called ehomaki. [16:02] Jashin     They say if you eat it while facing in     a certain direction, you'll have good luck. [16:06] Jashin     This year's direction is that way. [16:08] Jashin     Don't eat it inside your cardboard house. [16:11] Jashin     It'll poke right through. [16:13] Pekola     I'll eat it outside. [16:14] Jashin     Okay, I'm going home. [16:16] Jashin     I have to make an ehomaki for Yurine, too. [16:19] Pekola     Um... [16:21] Pekola     Thank you. [16:27] Jashin     Ehomaki is so yummy! [16:30] Pekola     Eho... [16:31] Pekola     This way, huh? [16:33] Pekola     Okay! N-Now, good luck really will come to... [16:40] Pekola     Thirty-second rule! [16:44] Pekola     It's delicious! Maybe good luck      really will come my way! [16:49] Boy     That lady ate an ehomaki     that fell on the ground! [16:53] Boy     She ate it off the ground,     and now she's choking! [16:56] Mom     Don't ever try that. [16:57] Boy     C'mon, even I know not to do that! [17:05] Pekola     Huh? I felt as if I was returning     to Heaven for a moment there... [17:09] Pekola     Did I imagine it? [17:11] Pekola     Will good luck ever come to me? [17:21] Yurine     It's so cute! SIGN    Card Usage SIGN    Account: SIGN    Name: SIGN    Medusa-sama SIGN    Amount Billed: SIGN    Item SIGN    Quantity SIGN    Price SIGN    Pineapple and Pen SIGN    Amazoness [17:23] Yurine     You used Medusa's card     number to blow 100,000 yen [17:27] Yurine     on social network game microtransactions? [17:31] Yurine     So it wasn't just pachinko. And you had the     nerve to ask her to lend you money yesterday? [17:36] Jashin     Upsy-daisy... [17:40] Yurine     Hiding won't help you. [17:43] Jashin     Medusa! Yurine caught me because     you brought that statement over! [17:48] Medusa     B-But I was worried that you'd     became a social network game addict! [17:52] Jashin     That's none of your business!     Quit playing the victim, you dumbass! [17:56] Yurine     Medusa's the victim here. [17:58] Jashin     I give! I give! I give! [18:00] Yurine     And Medusa, why'd you     give her your card number? [18:04] Medusa     I thought as long as     I didn't give her my PIN... [18:06] Yurine     Don't give out the number, either! [18:08] Jashin     Hey, c'mon. Don't pick on Medusa. [18:11] Jashin     Zoom! [18:13] Yurine     You should've known she'd     abuse it if you gave it to her. [18:16] Yurine     Get a new card as soon as     you get back to Hell. [18:20] Medusa     Okay. [18:21] Yurine     Honestly... [18:22] Yurine     All you ever do is make trouble for Medusa. [18:25] Jashin     I'll pay it back all at once eventually. [18:28] Yurine     How are you going to do that?     You don't have a job. [18:30] Jashin     Huh? [18:34] Jashin     I could sell clothes I don't wear... [18:37] Jashin     A sale already! [18:39] Jashin     Borrow money from Medusa     to bet at the races... [18:42] (Flashback) Jashin     Go! Go! Get in there! [18:43] (Flashback) Jashin     Get in there or I'll put     a blade in you, damn it! [18:48] Yurine     Why does it never even occur     to you to earn money by working? [18:55] Yurine     Also, you don't even have any clothes. [18:59] Yurine     I swear, you... [19:01] Jashin     A notification from one of my games! [19:03] Jashin     I wonder if my stamina's fully refilled— [19:10] Yurine     Don't mess with your phone when     we're having a serious discussion. [19:14] Jashin     M-My finger! My finger! [19:17] Yurine     She's showing no signs of remorse at all. [19:20] Medusa     A-Are you okay? [19:22] Jashin     My hand... My hand hurts... [19:25] Yurine     It'll grow back soon. You'll be fine. [19:28] Jashin     I'm done for. [19:30] Medusa     Hang in there, Jashin-chan! [19:32] Jashin     I have a final wish. [19:34] Medusa     What is it? [19:35] Jashin     You have two cards, right? [19:38] Medusa     Uh-huh. [19:39] Jashin     Put the number for the      other one in my phone. [19:46] Yurine     You never learn. [19:50] Jashin     Not the chainsaw! Ultra Memento Mori! [19:53] Yurine     That's... [19:54] Yurine     ...enough. [19:59] Yurine     Okay, we're done here. [20:01] Medusa     I wonder where that leads to... [20:11] Jashin     Huh? This is... SIGN    July 9th SIGN    July 9th [20:16] Jashin     Before the sale at the     grocery store yesterday? [20:20] Jashin     The 10,000 yen I spent     yesterday is still here. SIGN    Life Theater [20:24] Jashin     Did I travel in time and come back here? [20:27] Jashin     There's a hole in space-time under     Yurine's floor that leads to the past?! [20:31] Jashin     Yay! Thank you, god of time! SIGN    Life     Theater [20:37] Jashin     No, I can't. [20:38] Jashin     If I go in there, the same thing     will happen all over again. [20:46] Jashin     Play... Play... [20:50] Jashin     No... Why did I come back here? [20:53] Jashin     I might actually be able to win. [20:56] Jashin     No, I can win! [20:58] Jashin     I will upend everything! [21:01] Jashin     I will change history! [21:04] Jashin     Just you wait, Yurine! SIGN    Life     Theater [21:05] Jashin     Dinner tonight will be super fancy sukiyaki      made with the finest marbled beef! [21:12] DevilA     Jashin-chan did change history. [21:15] DevilA     She wandered into a never-ending time loop. [21:18] DevilA     How many times will Jashin-chan have     repeated this by the next time we see her? [21:24] DevilA     If she manages to realize that she's made      the same mistake, we'll meet again... [21:31] DevilA     Though there's no telling when that may be. [23:12] Medusa     What's wrong, Jashin-chan? [23:14] Jashin     We couldn't...     We couldn't fill our time slot! [23:19] Medusa     It's okay, Jashin-chan. [23:22] Medusa     Everyone wants to see     their adorable Jashin-chan. [23:26] Medusa     So smile. [23:28] Medusa     Let everyone see your smile. [23:31] Medusa     Okay? [23:32] Jashin     Medusa... [23:34] Jashin     Okay. [23:38] Yurine     That's your smile? [23:40] Jashin     An iron container is     delivered from a distant land. [23:43] Jashin     It is Elizabeth Bathory's iron maiden. [23:46] Jashin     It now gently embraces a devil. [23:50] Jashin     Dropkick on My Devil returns next time     with a Dragon Screw to your heart! E9 - Source: Crunchyroll Translator: Editor: Timer: QC: (Please feel free to edit the speaker names if incomplete or inaccurate. Names are handled on a best-effort basis depending on the info on the source file. Dialogue is left as is.) SIGN    July 9th SIGN    July 9th SIGN    Life     Theater [00:08] Jashin     I lost again. [00:11] Jashin     That's the 17,771st time! [01:47] Jashin     Medusa! [01:50] Medusa     Jashin-chan, what's wrong? [01:52] Medusa     Why do you look so serious? [01:55] Jashin     We're going to the bank. [01:56] Medusa     Huh?! [01:57] Medusa     Anything but that!     Bank robbery is bad! Please reconsider! [02:01] Jashin     Not to rob it! Just to make a     withdrawal! From your account! [02:04] Medusa     Oh, that's what you meant! [02:06] Jashin     I blew everything on pachislot. [02:08] Medusa     What a relief! [02:09] Yurine     That shouldn't be a relief. [02:10] Jashin     My actions will change history. [02:13] Jashin     I'll make this the last time. [02:16] Jashin     Well, we're off to the bank. [02:27] Jashin     Who actually gets caught up     in a bank robbery, of all things?! [02:32] RobberA     Hey, ya better all behave! [02:34] RobberB     No funny business! [02:37] Jashin     I should've had Medusa come here by herself!     Then I would have stayed nice and safe! [02:42] RobberB     Yo, snake woman! What are you     mumbling about?! I'll kill you! [02:46] Jashin     I-I-It doesn't matter what happens to her! [02:48] Jashin     Just please don't hurt me! [02:50] Medusa     Jashin-chan! [02:52] RobberB     Keep quiet or I'll kill you! [02:55] Ryo     Mom, I wanna play a card game. [02:58] Mom     Shhh. Be quiet. [03:00] Ryo     Boo. [03:00] Medusa     Jashin-chan... [03:02] Medusa     Can't your dropkick take out     guys like these pretty easily? [03:06] Medusa     We're devils, anyway.     It's our job to punish bad people. [03:09] Jashin     But what if I miss? I'll be killed. [03:13] Jashin     Devil or not, a gunshot     to the head would kill me. [03:17] Medusa     B-But we have to protect the humans... [03:19] Ryo     Mom, I'm hungry. [03:22] Mom     Hang in there a little longer. [03:24] OL     I'm supposed to be taking     my supplement right now. [03:26] Girl     If I don't feed the chicks, they'll die. [03:29] Mustache     I have an important consultation.     This is ridiculous. [03:32] Hashira     I won't make it to     Miyu-tan's handshake event! [03:37] Tanahashi     Hey, part-timer... [03:38] Pregnant     Th-The baby's coming... [03:40] Hottie     I'm gonna poop my pants. [03:43] Jashin     Okay, I've got it. [03:45] Medusa     Jashin-chan! [03:48] Jashin     The people who want to do     the protecting can do so! [03:50] Jashin     I don't wanna die,     so I'll just watch from here! [03:55] Tanahashi     Guess I'll have to look for a new part-timer... [03:58] Pregnant     It's... It's coming... [03:59] OL     I'll get fat if I don't take my supplement. [04:01] Mustache     It's ridiculous. Just ridiculous. [04:02] Girl     The chicks... [04:03] Jashin     What? You're really going? [04:06] Medusa     Uh-huh. [04:07] RobberA     What's taking so long? [04:08] RobberB     Just wait a little longer. [04:11] RobberB     What do you want? Wander around     too much and I'll shoot you. [04:14] RobberA     What's with that weird bag on your head? [04:16] Medusa     Um... [04:17] Medusa     Would you mind looking into my eyes? [04:21] Robbers     Your eyes? [04:23] RobberA     Huh? She's kinda cute! [04:28] Jashin     That's my girl. [04:32] Medusa     Everyone, it's all right now. [04:34] Girl     What was that? What'd you do? [04:36] Mustache     I don't know what happened, but you saved us! [04:39] Hashira     The girl who looks exactly like Miyu-tan! [04:41] Mom     Thank you! [04:41] Ryo     Thanks, paper bag lady! [04:42] Tanahashi     Thanks! [04:43] Pregnant     I had my baby! I'm so happy! [04:46] Hottie     I pooped my pants! It's so warm! [04:50] Jashin     Of course, I could've stopped      'em with my dropkick, too, [04:53] Jashin     but I'll let Medusa take     all the glory this once. [05:03] Mei     You did great, Orochimaru! [05:06] Jashin     Aw, it was no challenge at all for me! [05:10] Jashin     We unleashed our deadly combination! [05:14] Mei     By the way, Paper Bag-chan... [05:16] Mei     When will their petrification wear off? [05:18] Medusa     I think they'll go back to normal soon. [05:20] Mei     Got it! You can leave the rest to the police! [05:23] Medusa     Okay. [05:24] Mei     Well, Orochimaru, let's go. [05:27] Jashin     Why? [05:27] Mei     Why? Because today is the day     I make you mine, of course! [05:31] Mei     You're under arrest! [05:32] Jashin     I don't wanna! Medusa, help me! [05:36] Medusa     Not my problem. [05:37] Mei     To commemorate the capture of a      bank robber! Gotta put this on Instagram! [05:41] Mei     Hashtag "She couldn't steal the money,     but she stole my heart!" [05:45] Jashin     Medusa, help me! [05:46] Mei     "Orochimaru love!" There! SIGN    Assistance Time Medusa [05:48] Jashin     ATM! [05:50] Jashin     ATM! [05:53] Medusa     I don't help people who play dirty. [05:56] Medusa     The ATM is over there. [05:58] Jashin     Say what?! You coward! SIGN    Narrator: Devil A Directed by: Devil B Composition: Devil C Photography: Devil E Editing: Devil F Effects: Devil G CG: Devil H EED: Devil I MA: Devil J Publicity: Devil K Administrator: Devil L AD: Devil N Research: Devil O with: Hell Bank Execution Office AP: Devil P Producers: Devil R Devil T Chief Producer: Devil U Direction: Devil W Devil Y Chief Director: Devil Z Rights: Flex Comix [06:01] Jashin     I knew you'd turn out to be that kind of girl! SIGN    Devil D SIGN    Sound [06:03] DevilA     Bank robbery cases in Japan peaked in 2001. [06:03] Jashin     I'll haunt you and your children     and your grandchildren! [06:06] Jashin     I'll make you spend all of     eternity regretting this in Hell! SIGN    Production [06:07] DevilA     Since then, they have continued to decline. SIGN    Devil M [06:08] Jashin     ATM! ATM! ATM! ATM! ATM! ATM! SIGN    In Cooperation [06:09] DevilA     But instead, low-risk crimes such as     bank transfer fraud have been on the rise. SIGN    Tachibana Mei SIGN    Devil Q Devil S [06:14] DevilA     We all probably need to call our parents     regularly to ensure they won't be fooled. SIGN    Devil V Devil X SIGN    Production [06:20] Jashin     But at least this changed history! [06:23] Medusa     My paper bag tore. [06:26] Jashin     Wear this one. [06:27] Medusa     Thanks. I'm fine with that, but... [06:30] Medusa     The kraft paper ones just have     the best feel, fit, and smell. [06:36] Jashin     You care about that? [06:45] Minos     All right! [06:52] Minos     Time to go deliver the milk! SIGN    Milk [06:58] Minos     There. [06:59] Minos     That's the last house. [07:02] Minos     All right! I cut down my total     delivery time by another second. [07:06] Minos     If I keep this up, pretty soon     I'll get it all done in zero seconds! [07:11] Minos     Yeah, just kidding! SIGN    Beef [07:15] Minos     Seconds! SIGN    Beef SIGN    Beef SIGN    Beef SIGN    Beef [07:16] Yurine     You sure eat a lot,     and so early in the day. [07:19] Jashin     Show a little restraint. [07:21] Minos     Yeah, but your cooking's     just so good, Jashin-chan. [07:25] Jashin     W-Well, I know that! SIGN    Beef [07:28] Jashin     Here. [07:29] Minos     Ooh! A folktale-sized serving! [07:31] DevilA     This folktale. [07:32] Jashin     But seriously, you're so     energetic, it's overwhelming. [07:36] Minos     Yep! I haven't caught a cold      even once since I was a kid! [07:39] Jashin     Yeah, since you're so dumb. [07:43] Jashin     I've never caught one, either. [07:45] Jashin     'Cause I'm dumb. [07:47] Yurine     Isn't it about time you got going? [07:49] Minos     Oops! I'm gonna be late! [07:51] Minos     Thanks for the meal! See ya later! [07:54] Yurine     Minos sure is a hard worker. [07:56] Yurine     Unlike someone else I know. [07:59] Jashin     I'm a career housewife. SIGN    Safety     First SIGN    Under construction. We apologize for the inconvenience. [08:04] Minos     There we go. [08:05] Tanahashi     You're pretty damn reliable, aren't ya? [08:08] Minos     Just leave it all to me! [08:09] Pekola     S-So heavy... [08:10] Tanahashi     Yo! Smaller girl! [08:12] Pekola     What? Are you talking to Pekola? [08:15] Tanahashi     I dunno if you're Pekola or not,     but I mean you, part-timer! [08:18] Tanahashi     Quit dawdling and carry     those bags, part-timer! [08:21] Pekola     Even if it's to stay alive, being worked     to the bone by a human is just... [08:24] Minos     Hup! [08:25] Minos     You can leave the heavy labor to me. [08:28] Minos     Get him to put you on a different job. [08:30] Pekola     Th-Thank you... [08:32] Minos     It's fine, it's fine! [08:34] Pekola     Sh-She's so dazzling... [08:36] Pekola     She's a devil... right? [08:42] Minos     Well, that's another day's work done! [08:45] Minos     Maybe I'll go for a run on my way home! [08:47] Pekola     U-Um, thank you for— [08:54] Pekola     I didn't get to thank her. I'm such a fool! [08:59] Pekola     Next time... SIGN    When will I finally get to see Jashin-chan? [09:13] Minos     Whoa! Are you okay? SIGN    Y-Yes... [09:17] Minos     Oh, good! [09:19] Mions     Sorry about that. Be careful getting home. [09:22] Minos     Later! SIGN    Is she a devil? SIGN    Wait! Do you know where Jashin-chan is? SIGN    Hey! [09:33] Ryo     Minos-oneechan! [09:35] Ryo     Play a card game with us! [09:36] Kids     Come play! [09:39] Minos     Sorry! I don't have my cards on me today. [09:42] Ryo     Aw, you don't? [09:43] Mohawk     Too bad. [09:44] Minos     Next time, okay? [09:46] Ryo     Okay! Bye! [09:48] Kids     See ya! [09:48] Mohawk     Play with us again! [09:50] Jashin     You boys... [09:53] Jashin     I have cards. I'm willing to play with you. [10:01] Ryo     Nah, that's okay. Let's go, guys. [10:04] Bakuga     Man, I wanted to play with Minos-oneechan. [10:07] LOVE     She has such big boobs. [10:08] Ryo     And she's super strong, too! [10:10] Mohawk     Plus, she has such big boobs. [10:18] Minos     Another hard day's work! [10:21] Minos     Nothing beats a bath after hard labor. SIGN    Ebisu Face Beer SIGN    Ebisu Face Beer SIGN    Ebisu Face Beer SIGN    Ebisu Face Beer SIGN    Ebisu Face Beer SIGN    Ebisu Face Beer SIGN    Ebisu Face Beer SIGN    Ebisu Face Beer SIGN    Ebisu Face Beer SIGN    Ebisu Face Beer [10:34] Minos     That's the stuff! [10:36] Minos     I'm gonna work hard again tomorrow! [10:41] Jashin     Damn it! Why is Minos so popular with     humans and I'm not?! We're both devils! [10:46] Jashin     All humans should just die! [10:49] Yurine     It's probably because     you think things like that. [10:52] Jashin     Jashin-chan Dropkick! [10:56] Minos     What do you want to drink?     Orange or grapefruit juice? [11:00] Jashin     Orange. [11:01] Minos     There. [11:05] Minos     Here. [11:06] Jashin     That seems kinda gross. SIGN    SOSEIKI SIGN    Chinese Cooking SIGN    Chinese Cooking & Ramen [11:11] Yurine     Jashin-chan... SIGN    Ramen [11:13] Yurine     Do you want ramen for lunch? [11:15] Jashin     Hmm... If I had to choose,     I'm more in the mood for rice. [11:20] Yurine     Your face says you want to eat ramen. [11:23] Jashin     Uh, no, rice— [11:24] Yurine     You want ramen, don't you? [11:27] Jashin     Yes, I want ramen. [11:30] Jashin     It happened again. [11:32] Poporon     Welcome! [11:36] Jashin     Ah, it's you! [11:39] Yurine     You know her? [11:39] Jashin     She almost killed me! [11:42] Jashin     I'll finish you off this time! [11:43] Poporon     Wh-What are you talking about? Please stop! [11:46] Jashin     Don't play dumb! [11:47] Chiba/Ozaki     Stop! SIGN    Carnivore SIGN    Herbivore SIGN    Carnivore SIGN    Herbivore [11:48] Chiba     No using violence against Noel-chan! [11:50] Ozaki     No violence! [11:51] Jashin     Huh? Noel? SIGN    Carnivore SIGN    Herbivore [11:53] Jashin     Was your name Noel? SIGN    Carnivore SIGN    Herbivore SIGN    Carnivore SIGN    Herbivore [11:55] Chiba     Noel-chan is a hard-working girl     who works here while striving to be an idol! SIGN    Carnivore SIGN    Herbivore [12:00] Ozaki     You can't kill a girl like her! [12:01] Chiba     Yeah! [12:02] Jashin     An... idol? [12:04] Jashin     She looks like her, but...     maybe she isn't Poporon-chan? [12:09] Jashin     So you're... Noel-san? [12:12] Poporon     Ugh, this just turned into     a huge pain in the ass. [12:15] Poporon     My name is Amatsuka Noel! [12:18] Poporon     It's so nice to meet you! [12:20] DevilA     It's said that ramen with a half portion     of fried rice originated in Jinbocho. [12:24] DevilA     Whether you believe that or not is up to you. [12:27] Poporon     What would you like to order? [12:29] Yurine     Come on, enough with the     weird rants. Just order already. [12:34] Poporon     I'm saved! [12:35] Owner     Here you go. [12:37] Yurine     So, I see you hired some new help     since the last time I was here. [12:41] Owner     Yeah, and business has been     booming thanks to Noel-chan. SIGN    Herbivore [12:45] Chiba     We come here every day, after all! [12:48] Ozaki     Yep! [12:49] Poporon     And I appreciate it! [12:50] Poporon     Here's some stir-fried     bean sprouts. They're on me! [12:56] Chiba     She's providing bean sprouts to     pigs like us out of her own paycheck! [13:01] Ozaki     We're so blessed! [13:03] Poporon     Talk about simple. [13:05] Poporon     Who knew human men were so easy to ply     you could win them over with bean sprouts? [13:11] Jashin     That unique pouch... [13:14] Jashin     It's obviously that angel's. [13:16] Jashin     Okay. [13:18] Jashin     Poporon-chan! I'd like     some more water, please. [13:20] Poporon     Coming right up! [13:22] Poporon     Uh-oh! [13:25] Jashin     I knew you were Poporon-chan! SIGN    Carnivore SIGN    Herbivore [13:28] Chiba     Stop, foul snake woman! SIGN    Carnivore SIGN    Herbivore [13:30] Ozaki     What are you doing to Noel-chan?! [13:32] Yurine     Jashin-chan, this is a place     where everyone can eat. [13:37] Yurine     So you need to eat your food quietly, too. [13:40] Jashin     But she— [13:42] Yurine     Don't point. [13:43] Jashin     H-Hey... [13:45] Jashin     Apyo! [13:47] DevilA     It's said that the first person to     eat ramen in Japan was Mito Komon, [13:52] DevilA     but a new theory suggests it may actually     have been a monk in the Muromachi period. [13:56] DevilA     What you choose to believe is up to... you... [13:59] Yurine     I'd like to pay now. [14:01] Jashin     M-My finger... My finger... [14:01] Poporon     R-Right... [14:04] Yurine     That was a great meal.     I apologize for all the fuss. [14:08] Owner     S-Sure... [14:10] Yurine     Time to go, Jashin-chan. [14:18] Yurine     It seems what Jashin-chan says is true,     that you're no ordinary human. [14:23] Yurine     You have the same aura     as someone else I know. [14:29] Poporon     That woman bosses about a devil,     and she knows who I am? [14:34] Poporon     Who in the world is she? [14:35] Jashin     Jashin-chan Dropkick! [14:40] Jashin     The word "stationery"     contains the word "armor," SIGN    (Stationery) SIGN    Bunbougu SIGN    m 0 0 l 100 0 100 100 0 100 SIGN    (Armor) [14:44] Jashin     so stationery must have      high defensive power. [14:47] Jashin     Yurine! [14:48] Jashin     I want to test this thing's defensive power,     so I need you to attack me. [14:52] Yurine     Got it. [14:53] Jashin     Okay, bring it on! [14:59] Jashin     It couldn't... block it... [15:02] Yurine     You're so dumb. [15:10] Jashin     Th-The pudding convulsions won't stop... SIGN    Puttsun SIGN    Pudding [15:20] Jashin     Found you! [15:30] Jashin     Hurry! Hurry! Hurry! Hurry!     Hurry! Hurry! Hurry! Hurry! [15:36] Jashin     Having learned how delicious pudding is     after coming to the human realm, [15:40] Jashin     I now need to ingest pudding regularly,     or I experience convulsions. [15:45] Jashin     Yummy! So yummy! [15:49] Jashin     This sensation, like something     soaking into my brain! [15:52] Jashin     Red bean buns and chocolate-flavored     red bean buns are no match for this! SIGN    Yurine [16:06] Jashin     Now I've done it! [16:07] Jashin     This was Yurine's! [16:10] Jashin     Crap, crap, crap, crap! [16:12] Jashin     I gotta go buy another one     before Yurine gets home! [16:15] Yurine     I'm home. [16:17] Yurine     What's wrong? You look like     the world's coming to an end. [16:21] Jashin     It just did. [16:23] Jashin     Everything looked so vivid,     and then it all collapsed. [16:26] Yurine     Huh? [16:27] Yurine     Oh, I see you ate my pudding. [16:30] Jashin     I-It was an invisible man. [16:33] Yurine     Huh? [16:34] Jashin     An invisible man... [16:36] Jashin     Watch out! There's an     invisible man around here! [16:40] Jashin     That's who ate your pudding! [16:42] Jashin     I'll catch him! [16:44] Jashin     He punched me! Not bad, invisible man! [16:48] Jashin     Take this! Royal Copenhagen! [16:52] Jashin     Wait! You're running away?! [16:54] Jashin     Damn! He got away! [16:57] Yurine     So... the window's closed.     How did he get out? [17:01] Jashin     Oh, er... well... he just, uh...     passed through the window? [17:07] Yurine     How can you see him if he's invisible? [17:10] Jashin     B-Because... I'm a devil... [17:16] Yurine     You have pudding around your mouth. [17:18] Jashin     Huh? [17:20] Yurine     Coming. [17:21] Delivery     Delivery! [17:23] Jashin     M-Maybe it got on me while     I was fighting the invisible man... [17:30] Yurine     The thing I ordered just arrived. [17:32] Jashin     Huh? [17:33] Jashin     The "thing"? What thing? [17:36] Yurine     An iron maiden. [17:38] Yurine     If you'd been honest and told me you ate it,     I would've just sent you to buy more. [17:43] Yurine     Why did you have to come up     with such a stupid story? SIGN    Beth [17:54] Jashin     Bathory! [17:56] Yurine     Well, come on. You'd better get out     of there before you run out of blood. [17:59] Jashin     If I could get out by myself,     I would have by now! [19:41] Jashin     It's so foggy today. There's no one around. [19:55] Jashin     Wh-Wh-Wh-Wh-What?! What was that?! [19:56] Medusa     Jashin-chan! Help me! [20:01] Jashin     Medusa? What in the heck happened? [20:06] Jashin     Z-Zombies?! [20:14] Jashin     In here! [20:15] Jashin     Medusa, run faster! [20:17] Medusa     W-Wait! [20:23] Jashin     It's locked! [20:24] Jashin     Damn it! Which idiot locked this door?! [20:28] Medusa     Jashin-chan, look! [20:30] Jashin     Nice, Medusa! [20:46] Medusa     Jashin-chan, look... [20:47] Jashin     What is it? [20:51] Medusa     Look. We have light. [20:53] Jashin     D-Don't shine it in my eyes. [20:57] Medusa     But we don't want them     to find us, so I'll turn it off. [21:07] Jashin     We'll hide in here! [21:08] Medusa     Okay. [21:15] Mei     Oro... [21:17] Mei     Orochimaru... [21:23] Mei     Orochimaru... [21:31] Mei     I know... you're... in here... [21:52] Minos     You okay? [21:53] Jashin     Minos! You did it! [21:56] Minos     It's dangerous here.     There's a horde of zombies inside. [21:59] Jashin     So should we go outside? [22:01] Minos     No, that's a bad idea. [22:03] Minos     The fog's so thick that     we won't be able to see a thing. [22:06] Jashin     Where should we go, then?! [22:08] Minos     This way. [22:28] Minos     Run! Run! Run! [22:31] Minos     In here! [22:32] Minos     Nope! Not here! [22:33] Jashin     This way! [22:36] Jashin     It's a dead end! [22:39] Jashin     Another door that won't open! [22:43] Jashin     Please! Someone open the door! [22:45] Jashin     Please open the door! [22:50] Yurine     It's a sliding door. [22:52] Jashin     Yurine! [22:53] Jashin     Silly me! I wasn't thinking! [22:55] Minos     Hurry, Medusa! [22:56] Medusa     Wait! [23:00] Jashin     Hey! Don't leave me behind! Help me! [23:03] Jashin     Yurine! Medusa! Minos!     Someone, please save me! [23:07] Jashin     Someone! [23:12] Yurine     Jashin-chan? [23:14] Yurine     You okay? I think you were     having a nightmare. [23:17] Jashin     I... I'm okay... [23:20] Yurine     Don't yell so loud this late at night, okay? [23:23] Jashin     O-Okay... SIGN    Konjac [23:27] DevilA     If you softly place a wet towel     over a sleeping person's feet, [23:33] DevilA     it may increase their chances     of having a nightmare... [23:40] Jashin     There are those who trample on good will. [23:43] Jashin     Still, the angel of sorrow     stands in the face of evil. [23:46] Jashin     Who is it this angel     would so fervently protect? [23:49] Jashin     Dropkick on My Devil returns next time     with a One-Winged Angel to your heart! E10 - Source: Crunchyroll Translator: Editor: Timer: QC: (Please feel free to edit the speaker names if incomplete or inaccurate. Names are handled on a best-effort basis depending on the info on the source file. Dialogue is left as is.) SIGN    Clairvoyance Drops [00:00] Jashin     Dropkick on My Devil     and Clairvoyance Drops! [00:04] Jashin     Available for collaboration! [00:09] Jashin     I'll eat one for Setsuko, too! SIGN    Marble SIGN    Marble SIGN    Marble SIGN    Marble SIGN    Marble SIGN    Marble SIGN    Marble SIGN    Marble SIGN    Marble SIGN    Marble SIGN    Marble SIGN    Marble SIGN    Marble SIGN    Marble SIGN    Marble SIGN    °Don't try this at home SIGN    Marble [01:47] FundraisingA     Please donate to less fortunate children! [01:50] FundraisingB     Please! [01:52] Fundraising     Please donate! [01:54] Pekola     I finally have enough money. [01:57] Pekola     Maybe now I can rent a real apartment,      like I always dreamed of! [02:01] Pekola     I'm so glad I worked as hard      as I could all this time! [02:11] FundraisingB     Please extend a helping hand     to less fortunate kids! [02:13] FundraisingB     Please! SIGN    Let's Help Each Other SIGN    Thank You      for Helping SIGN    Donation      Box SIGN    Points SIGN    Points SIGN    Points SIGN    Points SIGN    Points SIGN    Points SIGN    Points SIGN    Points [02:16] DevilA     Ten points! SIGN    Points SIGN    Points SIGN    Points SIGN    Points [02:20] Pekola     How did it fly right into     such a tiny opening l-like that? SIGN    Let's Help Each Other SIGN    Donation      Box [02:29] Pekola     Uh, excuse me. I accidentally     dropped money in there. [02:33] Pekola     Could I have it— [02:35] FundraisingA     Thank you for your donation! SIGN    Donation     Box [02:39] FundraisingA     Now we can help less fortunate children! [02:41] FundraisingB     Thank you so much! [02:43] Pekola     N-No, that wasn't a donation... [02:46] FundraisingA     You're so full of compassion! [02:49] FundraisingB     You're like an angel!     No, we should say you are an angel! [02:53] Pekola     Uh, no... [02:57] Fundraising     You're an angel! SIGN    Donation     Box [03:02] Pekola     If it'll help unfortunate children,     then please use it for that. [03:08] Fundraising     Oh, wonderful! [03:10] Fundraising     Thank you so much! [03:15] Bakuga     Here it comes! [03:18] Pekola     How could it have flown     right into that tiny hole?! [03:21] Pekola     I'm such a fool! [03:23] Pekola     I should've tried to get it back,     no matter what it took! [03:31] Pekola     Other than the 2,000 yen     I had sewn into my underwear, [03:34] Pekola     I've lost everything I had! [03:45] Pekola     But now those unfortunate children      will be saved. Isn't that a good thing? [03:51] Pekola     No matter how far I fall, no matter     what bitter experiences I have... [03:56] Pekola     I'm still an angel! [03:57] Pekola     I'm still an angel! [03:58] Pekola     I'm still an angel! [04:00] Pekola     Okay! To cheer myself up, [04:03] Pekola     I'll go have some curry nanban (1,000 yen)     from Kanda Matsuya and head to work! [04:14] Jashin     Oh, hey, it's Pekola. [04:17] Jashin     What're you just standing there for?     Come sit next to me. [04:22] Pekola     I'd rather not. [04:24] Pekola     Are there any other seats? [04:27] Pekola     Nope. [04:31] Pekola     Are you here to eat, too? [04:33] Jashin     What else would I be doing here? [04:36] Pekola     I'd rather not get worn out     before going to work... [04:40] Staff     Welcome. [04:41] Pekola     Oh, curry nanban, please. [04:43] Staff     Sure. [04:45] Jashin     Curry nanban's great, isn't it? [04:49] SalarymanA     You seen those girls in tracksuits     collecting donations in front of the station? [04:54] SalarymanA     The ones saying they're collecting     for less fortunate children. [04:58] SalarymanA     Apparently, it's a charity scam. [05:00] SalarymanB     Oh, the two girls in tracksuits? [05:03] SalarymanA     I just saw them getting arrested. [05:06] SalarymanB     Damn. I thought they seemed kinda shady. [05:06] Pekola     A charity scam... Tracksuits... [05:09] SalarymanA     It drew one hell of a crowd. [05:09] Pekola     Two young women... SIGN    Donation     Box [05:13] (Flashback) Fundraising     Thank you for your donation! [05:19] Jashin     Talk about dumb!     Who'd donate to people like that? [05:23] Jashin     Right, Pekola? [05:27] Jashin     Pekola? What's wrong? [05:30] Jashin     Pekola? [05:33] Jashin     Pekola? Hey... [05:34] Pekola     Flutter, flutter, flutter... [05:38] Staff     Here's your curry nanban. [05:40] Jashin     Got a Shureimon! [05:42] Jashin     This'll cover both of us.     I'll just enjoy this nanban! [05:45] Jashin     Great save! I didn't have any money! [05:50] Jashin     Yum! This is so good! [05:51] Staff     Um, this isn't enough, though... [05:54] Jashin     Huh? [05:57] Jashin     Dropkick on My Devil makes a transfer! [06:01] Jashin     Dropkick on My Case     Closed Devil begins now! SIGN    5 Seconds Later SIGN    Wuh... SIGN    Water... [06:15] Jashin     It's so damn hot. [06:22] Yusa     Is Yurine-san home? [06:25] Jashin     Nope. She's dead. [06:27] Yusa     What?! [06:28] Jashin     It's freezing when you two are here. SIGN    You did it, didn't you?! SIGN    Give her back! Give Yurine-chan back! [06:37] Jashin     Shut up. [06:38] Jashin     That won't work. [06:39] Jashin     Taste my Hundred Tail Slaps! [06:47] Jashin     I just used my new deadly move     on a low-ranking devil! [07:00] Yusa     You dare do such a thing to my sister again? [07:03] Yusa     And now, Yurine-san, too... [07:05] Yusa     I can't allow you to live. [07:10] Yurine     It's awfully noisy out here. [07:12] Yurine     Oh, Yusa-san. Welcome. [07:15] Yusa     I should've known. [07:18] Jashin     Here. [07:20] Yusa     Oh, you didn't have to. [07:23] Jashin     When they're here,     my tea snacks get cut so thin! [07:26] Jashin     This is plenty for Koji. [07:35] Yusa     I've come to ask you for a favor, Yurine-san. [07:38] Yurine     A favor? [07:40] Yusa     Yes. SIGN    Hell Ice Cream [07:43] Yusa     I was hoping you could     taste-test this for me. [07:46] Yurine     "Hell Ice Cream"? [07:48] Yusa     Yes, business is bad in Hell right now, [07:51] Yusa     so I was thinking of selling more than     just shaved ice in the human realm. [07:54] Yusa     I was hoping you could give me     your opinion on behalf of the humans. [07:57] Yurine     The packaging is cute. [08:00] Yurine     Sure, if you think my opinion will do. [08:03] Yurine     I'm surprised business has been     bad for you guys, though. [08:07] Yurine     It's not like it costs you anything. [08:09] Yusa     Yes, but for some reason,     our product just doesn't sell back home. [08:13] Yurine     Probably because you're trying to sell it     in a cold place that has ice everywhere. [08:18] Yusa     Ah, of course! [08:20] Yusa     I hadn't even realized that! [08:23] Jashin     Is your big sister stupid? [08:26] Yurine     Okay, I'll try it. [08:33] Yurine     It's good! [08:35] Yusa     I'm so glad! [08:36] Jashin     I'll have some, too! [08:37] Yurine     What flavor is this? [08:40] Yusa     Basilisk venom. [08:42] Jashin     Are you an idiot?! Living creatures     die just walking beside a basilisk! [08:47] Jashin     Why would you make that into      ice cream?! The risk is sky-high! [08:50] Jashin     In fact, it's a basi-risk!     Seriously, think of the risk! [08:54] Jashin     I mean, I don't care if Yurine dies, but... [08:56] Yusa     Don't worry. The venom's been processed. [08:59] Jashin     Are you absolutely sure it's safe? [09:02] Jashin     Also, I'm impressed you were even     able to collect basilisk venom. [09:06] Yusa     Well, that's the thing. [09:08] Yusa     Just making this ice cream demands     a great deal of labor and expense. [09:14] Yusa     After doing the math... [09:16] Yusa     I'm thinking of selling it for     one million yen each. Do you think that'll work? [09:24] Yurine     I, uh, don't think so. [09:27] Yusa     B-B-But our debt... [09:27] Jashin     Your big sister really is an idiot. SIGN    Wig [09:37] Jashin     Dropkick on My Devil makes a transfer! [09:41] Jashin     I'm a free agent! [09:43] Jashin     Dropkick on My Food Wars Devil begi— SIGN    5 Seconds Later [09:50] Pekola     A part-time day labor job that pays well... [09:54] Pekola     There don't seem to be many of those. [09:59] Pekola     Thirty thousand a day? That could work! SIGN    High-Paying Part-Time Work SIGN    Pay: SIGN    yen      a day SIGN    Description: Shield SIGN    Terms: SIGN    All sexes welcome,      as long as you're strong!! SIGN    °Details to be shared on the day of the job SIGN    Feel free to call and ask us about it first! SIGN    (our recruiter) [10:02] Pekola     "Terms: All sexes welcome,     as long as you're strong." [10:07] Pekola     I may have lost my angel powers,     but I'm still tougher than a human. [10:12] Pekola     This seems perfect for me. [10:14] Pekola     But... [10:16] Pekola     Why does the description just say "shield"? SIGN    High-Paying Part-Time Work SIGN    yen      a day SIGN    Shield SIGN    All sexes welcome,     as long as you're strong!! SIGN    °Details to be shared on the day of the job SIGN    Feel free to call and ask us about it first! SIGN    (our recruiter) [10:18] Pekola     What could that mean? [10:20] Pekola     Well, I can start by calling to ask. SIGN    Is that... SIGN    ...an angel? She doesn't have a halo, though. SIGN    I'm finding angels now, but still no Jashin-chan. SIGN    Where could she be? SIGN    Ah, the Tokyo Desert... [10:45] Pekola     They hired me pretty easily, [10:47] Pekola     but today's the day of the job     and I still don't know the details. [10:52] Pekola     Still, I'm so lucky to have found a job     that pays 30,000 yen for just one day! [10:56] Pekola     Good things are coming my way today! [10:58] Pekola     I'll buy that, and I bet     I can buy that, too... [11:01] Tanahashi     Yo, part-timer. [11:03] Pekola     What? That's the guy     who's at all my part-time jobs! [11:08] Tanahashi     Huh? What're you talking about? [11:09] Tanahashi     I'm gonna explain the work now.     Listen up, part-timer. [11:13] Pekola     Um, my name isn't     "Part-Timer." It's "Pekola." [11:17] Pekola     He still has such a dumb-sounding voice. [11:21] Tanahashi     I couldn't care less if you're     Pekola or not, part-timer. [11:24] Pekola     Why does he refuse to learn my name? [11:24] Tanahashi     So today, you're a bodyguard at     an idol's photobook-signing event. [11:30] Tanahashi     Okay, explanation done. [11:32] Pekola     Right... [11:33] Tanahashi     Okay, Amatsuka Noel-chan, come on in! [11:34] Pekola     A bodyguard? So that's why it said "shield." [11:37] Poporon     Good morning! [11:39] Poporon     I'm everyone's holy idol, Noel-chan! [11:45] Pekola     Poporon?! [11:46] Poporon     Pekola-sama?! [11:47] Tanahashi     Okay, I'll see you when it's time. [11:50] Poporon     Okay! [11:52] Pekola     Who's Amatsuka Noel? [11:54] Poporon     It's a stage name, obviously. [11:57] Poporon     Being an ordinary girl who's striving     to be an idol makes it easier to live here. [12:01] Pekola     A stage name? Oh, right.     Yeah, I guess that's an option... [12:05] Pekola     Wait, but lying is wrong! [12:07] Poporon     You're too honest for your own good. [12:10] Poporon     But that's how I've been getting by.     I'm still just starting out as an idol, though. [12:15] Pekola     Is idol work really so dangerous     that you need a bodyguard? [12:20] Poporon     Not usually, but on rare occasions, [12:23] Poporon     we get attacked at our events. [12:26] Poporon     So make sure you protect me. [12:28] Pekola     Of course! [12:30] Pekola     I'm getting paid for this, after all. [12:32] Pekola     And you'll be going out     in front of people as a human. [12:36] Pekola     The responsibility of the     job itself is reason enough, [12:38] Pekola     but aside from that,     it's an angel's duty to protect humans! [12:41] Poporon     Wh-Why are you trying to sound all cool?     You piss me off so much. [12:47] Poporon     I absolutely hate all that stuff     about an angel's duty. [12:50] Pekola     Poporon? [12:52] Tanahashi     Okay, it's time. [12:54] Poporon     Coming! [12:59] Poporon     Thank you for coming! SIGN    Amatsuki Noel Autograph Event [13:02] Osaki     An autographed Noel-chan photobook!     It'll be my family heirloom! [13:05] Poporon     Aw, that makes me so happy! [13:09] Chiba     If you would, please. [13:10] Poporon     Sure! [13:12] Chiba     Oh, please sign it:     "To Noel-chan's little piggy." [13:16] Poporon     You're funny! [13:18] Poporon     What the hell? [13:39] [SONG] Poporon     The sky above me is cloudy [13:43] [SONG] Poporon     I wish it would be sunny, just for today [13:47] [SONG] Poporon     The challenge is getting to     the point of feeling motivated [13:53] [SONG] Poporon     But it's not like there are     tons of things I want to do [14:00] [SONG] Poporon     I don't have time to sit around sighing [14:07] [SONG] Poporon     In this hectic, ever-changing world [14:14] [SONG] Poporon     Forcing a smile [14:18] [SONG] Poporon     While just spinning like a gear [14:21] [SONG] Poporon     Is not how I want to let it end [14:29] [SONG] Poporon     I want to make a miracle happen [14:33] [SONG] Poporon     Like you-know-who [14:36] [SONG] Poporon     So I'll go out to find a future     that'll make my heart race [14:44] [SONG] Poporon     I swear I will [14:48] Pekola     Good. It looks like it's going     to end without any problems. [14:52] Pekola     What should I eat with my 30,000 yen? [14:56] Pekola     The finest eels? Or maybe a steak? [14:59] Pekola     Oh, curry nanban is right up there, too. [15:07] Long Hair     I have a bone to pick with you, Noel. [15:10] Long Hair     Your cold treatment of fans     on social media is unacceptable! [15:20] Poporon     Pekola-sama, you were     actually useful! Thank good— [15:23] Long Hair     Damn you, Noel! [15:25] Long Hair     How dare you ignore my R-rated questions?! [15:28] Long Hair     I'll split your head open! [15:32] Long Hair     Damn it! What the hell?! [15:35] Pekola     Poporon! What are you doing?     Get out of here! [15:39] Long Hair     Out of my way, you... [15:41] Pekola     S-Stop... Seriously, stop... [15:43] Poporon     A-Are you crazy?! Don't risk     your life for a measly 30,000 yen! [15:47] Pekola     It's not about the money! [15:49] Pekola     I may have fallen, but I was an angel!     It's my duty to protect people! [15:56] Poporon     But... I'm not human... [15:58] Pekola     Right now, you're Noel     the human idol, aren't you? [16:02] Pekola     You're also my former subordinate. [16:05] Pekola     So I will protect you! [16:09] Long Hair     Give it a damn rest! [16:24] Pekola     Where am I? [16:26] Yurine     Don't sit up too quickly. [16:28] Pekola     Hanazono Yurine... [16:31] Pekola     Wait, where's Poporon? [16:33] Yurine     Don't worry, she's just fine. [16:36] Yurine     And the police arrested the attacker. [16:40] Jashin     Yurine saw the news online     and came to check up on you. [16:44] Pekola     Th-Thank you. [16:46] Jashin     We've got bananas, too. [16:48] Yurine     Why are you eating them? [16:51] Yurine     Hey, don't play with the bananas. [16:52] Jashin     Can't hear you. [16:52] Pekola     Did you two bring this     expensive-looking fruit selection? [16:56] Yurine     No, it was there before we came in. [16:59] Pekola     I see... [17:03] Pekola     I hope my pay will     cover this hospital stay. [17:06] Yurine     The nurse said your expenses     were already covered. [17:10] Pekola     Huh?! [17:10] Jashin     I'll take this melon in return     for peeling the apples. [17:15] Yurine     You really... [17:17] Pekola     Who could have... SIGN    Heaven Hospital [17:23] Poporon     Hmph. Stupid Pekola-sama. [17:27] Jashin     Dropkick on My Devil makes a transfer! [17:30] Jashin     I'm a free agent! [17:31] Jashin     Overhead Kick on My Titan Devil begi— SIGN    5 Seconds Later SIGN    Beth SIGN    Beth SIGN    Damn      it SIGN    Unhappy     Turn SIGN    Unhappy     Turn SIGN    Unhappy     Turn [17:51] Medusa     Here, Jashin-chan. Open up. [17:56] Jashin     Yum. Nothing beats a mandarin in winter. [18:02] Medusa     Oh, that's right! [18:04] Medusa     Jashin-chan, could you     teach me how to make chocolates? [18:07] Jashin     Huh? Why? [18:09] Medusa     It's almost Valentine's Day. [18:13] Jashin     Y-You're gonna give someone chocolates? [18:17] Medusa     Yep! [18:22] Jashin     Who? [18:23] Medusa     That's a secret. [18:26] Jashin     I'm not teaching you, then. [18:28] Medusa     Aw, come on, teach me!     You're good at making sweets, aren't you? [18:32] Jashin     Just buy 'em from some store. [18:35] Jashin     Department stores have special     Valentine's Day sections this time of year. [18:40] Medusa     I know, but I thought it'd be nice to give     handmade ones to the person I care about. [18:47] Jashin     The person Medusa cares about?! [18:50] Jashin     She found someone like that while     I've been stuck here in the human realm?! [18:50] Medusa     But I don't know what kind      would make them happy. [18:56] Jashin     All because I can't get back to Hell! [18:58] Medusa     What's wrong, Jashin-chan? [19:01] Medusa     Okay, if you'll teach me how to make them,     I'll tell you who I'm giving them to. [19:06] Medusa     But only after we're done. [19:10] Jashin     F-Fine. [19:12] Jashin     As soon as I get back to Hell, I'll kill them. [19:18] Medusa     This is kind of embarrassing... [19:21] Jashin     You have to start by looking the part. [19:25] Medusa     Your hat's so tall. [19:27] Jashin     Regular chocolates are boring,     so we'll be making ganache. [19:31] Jashin     First, chop up a     chocolate bar into tiny pieces. [19:34] Medusa     Okay! [19:39] Jashin     That's dangerous. [19:43] Jashin     Place your hand like a cat's paw     so you don't cut your fingers. [19:49] Jashin     You try it. [19:50] Medusa     O-Okay! [19:52] Jashin     You need to be careful, or you'll be     giving someone your fingers instead. [19:56] Medusa     Got it. Like this, right? [19:59] Jashin     Now, put fresh cream in a pan, and warm it over     a medium heat without bringing it to a boil. [20:05] Jashin     Then, add the chopped-up      chocolate, and mix it in. [20:11] Jashin     Finally, pour the melted chocolate     into a tray lined with parchment paper... [20:17] Jashin     And put it in the fridge     for about an hour to cool. [20:22] DevilA     One, two, three, four... [20:28] Medusa     Think it's ready yet, Jashin-chan? [20:31] Jashin     It hasn't even been five minutes. [20:34] Jashin     Is the person you're giving it to     that important to you? [20:39] Medusa     Yeah! Super important! [20:42] Jashin     I'm seriously gonna kill them. [20:44] DevilA     3,579... 3,599... 3,600! [20:49] DevilA     And now, it's been an hour! [20:51] Medusa     Wow! It really turned into ganache! [20:54] Jashin     Now just cut it into the size you want,     sprinkle cocoa powder on top, and it's done. [20:59] Medusa     Thank you, Jashin-chan! [21:11] Medusa     All done! [21:13] Medusa     Jashin-chan. [21:15] Jashin     What? [21:17] Medusa     Here. A present for you. [21:21] Medusa     I said I was giving it to someone     I care about, remember? [21:27] Jashin     S-So that's what you... [21:33] Medusa     Let's always be good friends, okay? [21:36] Jashin     Thank you, Medusa! [21:40] Jashin     Whew, what a relief! I'm so glad! [21:43] Medusa     Huh? What do you mean? [21:45] Jashin     N-Nothing! [21:45] Minos     Welcome home, Yurine-chan! [21:46] Medusa     Come on, tell me! [21:50] Yurine     I see you've been working hard, Minos. [21:52] Minos     Nothing hard about it! I enjoy it! [21:54] Minos     And I'm just happy to be able to work. [21:57] Medusa     Stop that, Jashin-chan! [22:01] Yurine     Those two seem happy all the time. [22:05] Minos     Yep. [23:40] Jashin     The devil runs, howls, sings... [23:44] Jashin     All for her. [23:46] Jashin     The bond between them is real. [23:48] Jashin     Dropkick on My Devil! Into the sky! [23:51] Jashin     Returning next time     with a dropkick to your heart! E11 - Source: Crunchyroll Translator: Editor: Timer: QC: (Please feel free to edit the speaker names if incomplete or inaccurate. Names are handled on a best-effort basis depending on the info on the source file. Dialogue is left as is.) [01:31] Jashin     Take this, Yurine! [01:34] Jashin     Shoving the title down     everyone's throats right off the bat! [01:37] Jashin     The Dropkick on My Devil     Final Episode Special! [01:40] Jashin     Though I know you're just gonna     dodge it anyway, of course! [01:45] Jashin     Huh? [01:48] Jashin     I... hit her? [01:52] Yurine     That hurt. [01:55] Yurine     I need to hit you once. Just once. [02:01] Yurine     I missed. [02:03] Yurine     Well, whatever. I'll let you off the hook. [02:06] Yurine     Start prepping dinner, okay? [02:09] Jashin     It's really rare for     Yurine's attacks to miss. SIGN    Ja [02:15] Jashin     Dinner tonight is twice-cooked pork. [02:18] Jashin     The store had a great deal     on pork belly and cabbage. [02:23] Jashin     Delicious! [02:25] Jashin     You like twice-cooked pork,     don't you, Yurine? [02:30] Jashin     Yurine? [02:33] Yurine     Yes, I love it. [02:35] Yurine     And yours is definitely delicious. [02:39] Jashin     You're not eating very much, though. [02:42] Yurine     I'm full already. [02:47] Yurine     I'm going to lie down for a bit. [02:52] Jashin     But there's so much left... [02:54] Jashin     Is it because I used cheap pork belly? [02:57] Jashin     No, I prepared it in a way that     no one would notice it's cheap. [03:02] Jashin     It really is yummy! [03:04] Jashin     It's not like Yurine to leave     twice-cooked pork behind. [03:09] Jashin     Yurine, you're acting strange today. [03:12] Jashin     Do you have a fever? [03:14] Jashin     You're burning up! That's a bad fever! [03:16] Jashin     Th-Th-Thermometer! Thermometer! [03:23] Jashin     Wait, 39 degrees?!     Isn't that really bad for humans?! [03:27] Jashin     F-F-Futon, futon, futon! [03:30] Jashin     Sleep! Sleep! [03:32] Jashin     Water pillow! Water pillow! [03:35] Jashin     Your head! Your head! Your head! [03:37] Jashin     I gotta get you into your pajamas! SIGN    Time     Passes [03:41] Jashin     Now you just need a suppository     to bring the fever down... [03:45] Jashin     Oh. We don't have any medicine. SIGN    Too     Bad [03:48] Jashin     At least keep this on. [03:50] Jashin     Good. She's resting comfortably. [03:53] Jashin     Wait! That's not good! [03:55] Jashin     Why do I have to do all this for Yurine? [03:59] Jashin     It's her fault that I can't get back to Hell. [04:05] (Flashback) Yurine     Zazaas, zazaas, nasunazaas. [04:11] Jashin     She summoned me when she     didn't even know the return spell. [04:15] Jashin     And I can't get back to Hell     unless my summoner dies... [04:20] Jashin     Am I stupid? [04:22] Jashin     She's weak right now!     This is my best chance to kill her! [04:27] Yurine     Jashin-chan... [04:29] Yurine     W-Water... [04:31] Jashin     N-Not my problem. Get your own water. [04:39] Jashin     Uh, is she dying? She's gonna die     if I leave her alone, isn't she? [04:46] Jashin     Yes! This is the end of     my long, grueling battle! [04:50] Jashin     Sweet! I'm gonna go play     my heart out before I go home! [04:56] Jashin     I didn't even have to do anything. [04:59] Jashin     Goodbye, Yurine. [05:01] Jashin     Living in the human realm wasn't so bad. [05:09] Jashin     The day I make it back     to Hell has finally come! [05:13] Jashin     I'll play at the arcade until it closes, [05:15] Jashin     then eat my fill of curry on my way home. [05:18] Jashin     Maybe Yurine will be dead by then! [05:27] Jashin     Though... [05:29] Jashin     I won't ever see her again. [05:39] Yurine     S-So cold... [05:40] Jashin     What do you think? [05:42] Medusa     Her fever's really high,     and she looks so uncomfortable. [05:45] Medusa     We need to get her to the hospital! [05:47] Minos     Okay, I'll get my car. [05:50] Minos     Jashin-chan, get Yurine-chan downstairs! [05:52] Jashin     Roger dodger! [05:54] Jashin     Medusa, cover her bill! [05:55] Medusa     Right! [05:56] Jashin     Beth, watch the house! [06:00] Jashin     This... is your "car"? [06:02] Minos     Yep! [06:03] Minos     It's super maneuverable, which makes it      perfect for the narrow alleys of Jinbocho. [06:08] Jashin     Oh. I see. [06:10] Minos     Hang on tight! [06:13] Jashin     Huh? [06:16] Jashin     At least obey the speed limit! SIGN    Medication SIGN    Hanazono Yurine SIGN    Directions SIGN    Take 3 times daily for 3 days SIGN    Take after eating     morning, midday, and evening SIGN    Pill SIGN    Powder SIGN    Capsule [06:24] Minos     Well, we gave her the meds.     She should be fine now. [06:27] Minos     The doctor said she'd be better in a few days. [06:30] Medusa     Yeah. Thank goodness. [06:33] Minos     Never thought I'd see Jashin-chan     help Yurine-chan like this, though. [06:36] Medusa     What do I keep telling you? [06:38] Medusa     Jashin-chan is a nice girl deep down. [06:41] Jashin     Don't be dumb! I'm a devil!      I oughta slug you! [06:48] Jashin     If I left Yurine on her own     and something happened to her, [06:51] Jashin     you guys would shun me, right? [06:55] Jashin     I want to get back home to Hell, but... [06:58] Jashin     I would... [07:00] Jashin     hate losing you guys a lot more. [07:06] Minos     Yeah, yeah! We know the truth is     that you're just worried about Yurine! [07:10] Jashin     Keep talking and I'll make a steak     outta you and eat it, you dolt! [07:13] Jashin     Medusa! You'd better not      get a big head, either! [07:16] Jashin     Remember, it's not you     I need! It's your money! [07:20] Medusa     Sure, sure. [07:21] Jashin     Damn it! Listen to me! [07:23] Minos     Keep it down! You'll wake Yurine-chan! [07:27] Jashin     Oh, right. [07:28] Medusa     Sorry. [07:31] Minos     We'll, we're gonna head on home.     We'll leave the rest to you. [07:34] Jashin     Thank you both. [07:42] Jashin     Okay, then... [07:46] Jashin     They have a saying in the human realm      about staying by a person's bedside. [07:50] Jashin     So I guess I'll stay by her bedside     and watch over her until morning. [07:54] Jashin     I'll sing so you can rest comfortably. SIGN    Composed by: Fudeyasu Kazuyuki               Performed by: Jashin-chan SIGN    The bookstore I visited with you on that day SIGN    Turned into a convenience store at some point SIGN    The curry place where I was stood up SIGN    Still serves potatoes with its curry SIGN    You're a bookworm SIGN    And I'm your freeloader SIGN    Our four-and-a-half-mat room SIGN    Was buried in books SIGN    You seemed happy there SIGN    But I was always worried that the floor would cave in SIGN    Ah, Jinbocho, the youth we spent together SIGN    Ah, Jinbocho, those sepia-colored blue days [09:05] Yurine     What kind of song is that? [09:07] Jashin     Oh, did I wake you?      It's an original song I came up with. [09:11] Jashin     I call it "Jinbocho Elegy." SIGN    Jinbocho     Elegy SIGN    Jinbocho     Elegy [09:14] Jashin     It has six chapters! [09:16] Yurine     It's not "Road," you know. [09:18] Jashin     "Road" goes up to fourteen.     It's a famous song. [09:22] Yurine     National roads go up to 507, actually. [09:24] Jashin     I'm not talking about national roads! [09:27] Jashin     "Jinbocho Elegy" tells the story of how you and I fly up into the sky [09:31] Jashin     on a balloon in six chapters. [09:37] Yurine     Now I'm kind of interested. [09:39] Jashin     I'll continue singing, then! [09:41] Yurine     Please don't. [09:44] Yurine     Jashin-chan... [09:47] Yurine     Thanks. [09:50] Jashin     I-It was Minos who took you to the doctor, [09:53] Jashin     and Medusa covered the hospital bill! [09:56] Jashin     They're the ones you should thank. [09:57] Jashin     I couldn't have cared less     what happened to you. [10:03] Yurine     I'm kind of hungry. Make me something. [10:07] Jashin     Oh, very well! [10:09] Jashin     I'll make you some nice, gooey     ginger rice that's just the thing for colds. [10:13] Jashin     Wait! If she has an appetite,     that means she's recovering quick! [10:18] Jashin     Crap! She's gonna     punish me for that dropkick! [10:22] Yurine     I won't do anything. [10:24] Jashin     Really? [10:26] DeviLA     If you consume alcohol,     don't let it consume you. [10:29] DevilA     If you catch a cold,     don't let it catch you off-guard. [10:34] Minos     Hey, Yurine-chan. [10:35] Minos     Have you heard of the Ryounkaku? [10:37] Yurine     "Ryounkaku"? [10:39] Minos     A friend of mine in Hell told me     I should go see the Ryounkaku in Asakusa. [10:44] Minos     It's a really tall building that's     a great sightseeing spot, apparently. [10:48] Yurine     Oh, I've heard of that. [10:52] Yurine     You mean this. [10:53] Yurine     The Ryounkaku.     It had Japan's first electric elevator. [10:58] Yurine     But it was damaged in the Great     Kanto Earthquake, so they tore it down. [11:02] Minos     Really? [11:04] Minos     Come to think of it, my friend hasn't been     to the human realm in about a century. [11:10] Minos     Jashin-chan, would you shut up? [11:11] Jashin     Go to Oshiage instead. [11:14] Minos     I went there with Medusa. [11:16] Jashin     I've never been there... [11:18] Jashin     I've never been there! [11:21] Yurine     I haven't, either. [11:22] Jashin     Nobody goes to sightseeing spots     in their own hometowns, huh? [11:25] Yurine     Exactly. I've never been to     Tokyo Tower for the same reason. [11:31] Jashin     Right? [11:31] Minos     You really are a Tokyo devil now. [11:35] Minos     Too bad about the Ryounkaku, though. [11:38] Minos     Guess I should've come     here a century earlier. [11:42] Yurine     I envy you. [11:44] Yurine     You talk about doing stuff     a century ago like it's nothing. [11:48] Yurine     If I'd lived for thousands      of years like you guys, [11:52] Yurine     I could've witnessed some of the things     I've read about in history books. [11:56] Medusa     Can't breathe... [11:57] Yurine     A human only gets to see about     seventy or eighty years' worth of history. [12:03] Yurine     In another hundred years,     I won't even be around anymore. [12:09] Yurine     If the world stays as peaceful as it is now, [12:12] Yurine     I'd love to live long enough to see     how it looks in another century or two. [12:19] Yurine     And you guys can do that. [12:22] Minos     Is that how you see it? [12:24] Jashin     From a devil's perspective, humans can     find happiness in the smallest of things. [12:29] Minos     I am kinda curious to see     what lies in the human realm's future. [12:34] Minos     But isn't being human all about     living your short lives to the fullest, [12:38] Minos     so you can make the world     better for the next generation? [12:41] Minos     Humans are amazing! [12:43] Minos     Their lives are so much shorter,      but they do so much. [12:46] Minos     It's not all about just staying alive      for thousands of years. [12:49] Medusa     Yeah. [12:50] Medusa     That's why I respect and love humans so much. [12:55] Medusa     Humans destroy things sometimes, [12:57] Medusa     but they have the power to create even more.     That's why they're so amazing. [13:02] Jashin     Well, I hate humans. [13:04] Medusa     Jashin-chan! [13:05] Jashin     But I love the human realm. [13:09] Jashin     There are so many fun things to do, [13:11] Jashin     and so many tasty foods to eat! [13:14] Minos     That's all you care about, huh? [13:18] Jashin     Just thinking about it is making me hungry. [13:20] Yurine     You know... [13:22] Jashin     Let's go out and eat something! [13:24] Jashin     Medusa, I want some expensive yakiniku! [13:28] Medusa     Oh, all right. [13:29] Jashin     Yay! [13:30] Yurine     Quit leeching off her.     Medusa, I'll help pay. [13:35] Minos     I guess I'll let you guys treat me, too! [13:37] Jashin     Don't be impudent, Minos. [13:38] Minos     You're one to talk. [13:40] Jashin     Excuse me?! I'll dropkick you! [13:42] Minos     Oh, yeah?! I'll just get you back! [13:43] Medusa     Come on, you two, don't fight! [13:44] Yurine     Jashin-chan, let's all just     have a friendly meal together. SIGN    She unleashed a whole lot      of dropkicks after this [13:54] Pekola     Flower-viewing? I'll pass. [13:57] Pekola     An angel like me could never watch     the cherry blossoms with devils like you. [14:03] Minos     Don't make excuses.     We're friends, aren't we? [14:06] Pekola     Since when am I your friend? [14:09] Yurine     We brought a lunch for you, too. [14:13] Pekola     A... A lunch... [14:15] Pekola     What does it have in it? [14:18] Yurine     Well... [14:19] Yurine     There's chicken skewers, sushi, sandwiches... [14:23] Pekola     H-Huh. [14:33] Pekola     This is a great spot. [14:36] Pekola     How long have you been holding it? [14:40] Pekola     Why aren't you answering? [14:42] Jashin     Oh, you're here? [14:44] Yurine     Jashin-chan's been holding     this spot for 66 hours. [14:48] Pekola     That long?! [14:50] Yurine     Yes. It's her punishment for hiding     a half-eaten sandwich in my desk. SIGN    Clear File [14:56] (Flashback) Jashin     I'll finish it later. SIGN    Clear File SIGN    Clear File SIGN    Clear File SIGN    Clear File SIGN    Clear File SIGN    Clear File SIGN    Clear File [14:57] Yurine     She's been here 66 hours with no phone, games,     books, or anything else to help pass the time. [15:04] Pekola     That's just heartless! [15:06] All     Cheers! [15:08] Pekola     Ch-Cheers... [15:11] Minos     Drinking while looking at cherry blossoms      is so elegant. That's Japan for you! [15:15] Jashin     You're literally just      like a foreign tourist. [15:19] Mei     Hey, you girls! Minors can't drink alcohol! [15:24] Mei     Wait... Orochimaru, it's you! [15:31] Mei     I never dreamed I'd find you here. [15:33] Mei     You and I really are— [15:34] Jashin     Cut it out! Stop talking like that! [15:38] Jashin     Other than the human, Yurine,     we're all adult devils and fallen angels here! [15:43] Pekola     I'm not a fallen— [15:45] Jashin     In fact, we're centuries older than you, Mei! [15:48] Mei     Orochimaru called me "Mei"! [15:51] Mei     Today is truly a day to remember! [15:53] Mei     I know! Since you called me "Mei,"     we'll call this "Mei Orochimaru Day"! [15:59] Mei     I'll have one of your drinks to celebrate! [16:02] Yurine     Aren't you working? [16:03] Mei     It's fine! The work's not that important! [16:09] DevilA     There's a body buried under the cherry tree. [16:14] DevilA     What a relief. [16:20] Mei     I don't actually want to do this job at all. [16:22] Mei     I took it because it seemed like a stable job,      but I get yelled at every day... [16:28] Jashin     She's bringing down the mood. [16:31] Jashin     Medusa, go drop her off somewhere. [16:33] Medusa     Huh? [16:34] Jashin     Move it! [16:38] Medusa     Shall we go for a little walk? [16:40] Mei     Uh-huh. [16:41] Medusa     It sounds tough. [16:43] Mei     Uh-huh. [16:44] Medusa     It sounds stressful. [16:45] Mei     Uh-huh. [16:46] Jashin     Now, let's get back to eating and drinking! [16:49] Poporon     Would anyone like some pork buns? SIGN    Genesis [16:51] Jashin     I want pork buns! [16:53] Jashin     Over here, please! [16:54] Poporon     Sure! [16:55] Jashin     Oh, Noel-san. [16:57] Poporon     Ugh, her again? [16:59] Pekola     Oh, it's you, Poporon. [17:00] Poporon     Ugh! Pekola-sama! [17:02] Minos     What's up? Is this your friend, Pekola-chan? [17:04] Jashin     Hey, "Noel-san"! I knew     you were Poporon-chan! SIGN    Genesis [17:09] Genesis Owner     Hey, Noel. You can take a break. SIGN    Genesis SIGN    Genesis SIGN    Genesis SIGN    Genesis SIGN    Genesis SIGN    Genesis SIGN    Genesis SIGN    Genesis SIGN    Genesis [17:13] Poporon     Oh, boss... [17:14] Genesis Owner     Oh, Yurine-chan. [17:16] Yurine     Hello. [17:18] Genesis Owner     Noel's a good girl.     Be good to her, all right? [17:25] Jashin     He called her a good girl! [17:26] Yurine     Why don't you join us? [17:28] Minos     Any friend of Pekola-chan's     is a friend of ours! [17:33] Minos     Right? [17:35] Poporon     You annoy me. [17:38] Pekola     Poporon, they're offering to share with you. [17:41] Poporon     Shut up! [17:42] Poporon     You look ridiculous, chumming     around with humans and devils! [17:45] Jashin     You need to get over yourself! [17:47] Jashin     I'll kill you! Let's take this outside! [17:51] Minos     We're already outside! [17:53] Yurine     Stop it, Jashin-chan. [17:55] Yurine     Sorry for pressuring you to join us. [17:58] Yurine     Maybe some other time. [18:01] Poporon     Have a nice day. [18:03] Jashin     Damn that Noel-san! [18:05] Minos     She's an odd one, huh? [18:07] Pekola     She used to be my subordinate,      but she's a bit twisted for an angel. [18:13] Pekola     She wasn't like that before... [18:17] Jashin     Who cares?! Let's just drink and sing! [18:21] [SONG] Jashin     Cherry blossoms, cherry blossoms [18:26] [SONG] Jashin     In fields, mountains, and villages [18:31] [SONG] Jashin     As far as the eye can see [18:36] [SONG] Jashin     Is that mist or clouds? [18:40] [SONG] Jashin     Fragrant in the rising sun [18:41] Poporon     Hmph. Ridiculous. [18:44] Jashin     Yay! [18:47] Mei     And you know what else? [18:50] Mei     All the others pick on me.     They call me a weirdo. [18:53] Medusa     Oh, that's awful. [18:57] Medusa     I bet they've all forgotten about me... SIGN    Mei Orochimaru Day [19:00] Mei     Yay! [19:06] Jashin     I'm a devil, but I haven't done anything bad     in so long, I'm going through withdrawal. SIGN    Saber     Tiger [19:13] Yurine     Want to get bread for lunch? [19:16] Jashin     I'm more in the mood for rice. [19:19] Yurine     Really? I'm pretty sure you want bread. [19:22] Jashin     Not really. Rice is— [19:25] Yurine     No, your face says you want to eat bread. [19:28] Jashin     Fine. [19:29] Yurine     Right? It was written all over your face     that you were dying for some bread. [19:36] Yurine     I just love the smell of bakeries. [19:39] Jashin     That's the smell of yeast. [19:42] Yurine     This new product looks really good. [19:46] Yurine     It is! I think I'll get this. [19:51] Yurine     This looks good, too. [19:55] Yurine     You didn't... [19:56] Jashin     The sign said "Help yourself." [19:59] Yurine     What kind of person interprets      that as "eat all of them"? [20:02] Jashin     I'm not a person. I'm a dev— [20:06] Jashin     Um, okay, then... [20:09] Jashin     I'll tear the bread that     the samples were for into pieces, [20:13] Jashin     stick toothpicks in them, and... [20:15] Jashin     See? Good as new! [20:18] Yurine     There's nothing "good as new" about that! [20:20] Yurine     What kind of idiot tears up one of     the store's products to leave out? [20:23] Yurine     Apologize to the staff     and pay for what you ruined! [20:27] Jashin     Okay... SIGN    Ham Roll SIGN    Chocolate Cornet [20:32] Jashin     I'll switch the price tag     on the ham rolls... [20:34] Jashin     with the price tag on     the chocolate cornets! SIGN    Ham Roll SIGN    Chocolate Cornet SIGN    Ham Roll [20:38] Jashin     They're clearly chocolate cornets,     but it says they're ham rolls! [20:41] Jashin     And vice versa! [20:48] Yurine     Why have you been doing     naughty things all day? [20:52] Jashin     I'm always doing naughty things in secret.     You just don't know about it. [21:00] Jashin     I have to follow my devil instincts     to do bad sometimes, or I'll go mad! [21:04] Yurine     Medusa and Minos are devils, too,     but they don't do anything bad or naughty. [21:09] Jashin     Well, there's individual variation, you know? [21:12] Yurine     Don't "you know?" me. [21:15] Girl     My balloon... [21:17] Girl     Mom, get it down! [21:20] Mom     I can't get it down     from all the way up there. [21:24] Mom     Oh, dear. [21:25] Yurine     There you go. You're up. [21:25] Girl     My balloon... [21:27] Jashin     Up for what? [21:28] Yurine     Get her balloon for her. [21:30] Jashin     No way! Why should I help a human? [21:33] Yurine     Hmm... It'd be so easy with     your physical abilities, though. [21:39] Jashin     Aw, well, that's true, but... [21:43] Jashin     I guess I have no choice! [21:45] Yurine     Even a snake can climb a tree     if you flatter it enough. [21:48] Jashin     Hup... [21:50] Jashin     There! I got your balloon, human child— [21:53] Jashin     Uh, no way... [21:55] Jashin     Wait, hang on, kid! [21:57] Jashin     How were you holding this before?! Wait! [22:02] Jashin     Are you kidding me?! SIGN    That's... Jashin-chan! SIGN    I finally found her! SIGN    Wait, Jashin-chan! Wait! [23:32] Jashin     Dropkick on My Devil will see you again! [23:35] Jashin     Hasta la vista, baby! SIGN    The     End E12 - Source: Crunchyroll Translator: Editor: Timer: QC: (Please feel free to edit the speaker names if incomplete or inaccurate. Names are handled on a best-effort basis depending on the info on the source file. Dialogue is left as is.) [00:27] Jashin     I'm back... [00:29] Jashin     everyone. [00:32] Jashin     You had a lot of nerve,     turning your backs on me! But... [00:36] Jashin     I'll be back! I have returned! [00:44] Jashin     All 7.6 billion people     on Earth, bear witness! [00:48] Jashin     The great monarch of fear has     returned, only 19 years behind! [00:51] Jashin     If you wish to see Angolmois, look upon me! [00:55] Jashin     This is the new lethal move     of the reborn Jashin-chan! [00:58] Jashin     Super Delicious Planetary Golden     Special Reserve Gorgeous After-care Kid [01:03] Jashin     Plus Ultra Hyper Mega      Romanée Conti Marvelous [01:06] Jashin     Delaware Extra Big Bang Overlord     Giga Drill Cosmic Meteor... [01:24] Jashin     Moumantai No Problem     C'est Bon Está Bien Nankurunaisa! [01:27] Jashin     The True Jashin-chan Dropkiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiii-hiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiick! [02:01] Crowd     Noel-tan! [02:03] Poporon     Thank you all! [02:06] Pekola     Nooooo! SIGN    Bread 30 yen/loaf SIGN    Sale SIGN    Sold Out [02:10] Minos     Sorry, Granny. [02:11] Medusa     We won't forget about you again. [02:13] Old Woman     Oh, it's all right. [02:17] Man     Congratulations!     We have a first-prize winner! [02:23] Man     Here's the first prize: [02:25] Man     a voucher for a one-night, two-day trip to     a private beach, courtesy of Flex Tourism! SIGN    Fin [02:49] Jashin     Beth! [02:51] Jashin     It's time to eat. [02:56] Jashin     Huh? [02:57] Jashin     Did you... get bigger? [03:00] Jashin     Pretty sure she was about this size     before I went into outer space... [03:05] Jashin     We'll have to get you a bigger house     before you don't fit in it anymore. [03:09] Jashin     I forgot she was a Beast of Gévaudan. [03:13] Jashin     Forget the dog house.     She's gonna need a cage pretty soon. [03:18] Jashin     Will I be able to control     a beast of Hell that easily? [03:23] Jashin     She might attack and eat me! [03:29] Jashin     Better kill her while I have the chance! [03:31] Jashin     Walking you is a royal pain, anyway. [03:33] Jashin     And your food's expensive.     This is the perfect time to do it. [03:36] Jashin     So long, Beth! [03:38] Jashin     Here's my second-most lethal move     after my killer dropkick! [03:42] Jashin     Take this! Royal Copenhagen! [03:48] Jashin     How can she give me that sweet,     innocent look when I'm about to kill her? [03:52] Jashin     Those eyes say she trusts me     completely as her master! [03:57] Jashin     But I have to kill her now! Right now! [04:02] Jashin     I can't do it! [04:04] Jashin     I've grown attached to her     after all this time taking care of her. [04:05] Jashin     There, there. There, there. [04:11] Jashin     A proud beast of Hell is allowing     itself to be bound by a leash, [04:15] Jashin     and giving up its freedom to live this life. [04:18] Jashin     She's so much like me. [04:22] Jashin     I'm sorry, Beth. [04:27] Jashin     C'mon, what's with you, Beth? [04:29] Jashin     Stop that! Don't try to tussle with me! [04:31] Jashin     Seriously, cut it out! [04:45] Jashin     Forget what I said.     I have to kill her right now. [04:48] Jashin     I still have my left hand. [04:51] Jashin     Take this! Left-handed Royal Copenhagen! [04:59] Jashin     It didn't do a damn thing! [05:03] Yurine     Hello? [05:06] Jashin     Oh! Yurine! [05:08] Jashin     Long time no see!     Were you lonely without me? [05:12] Yurine     You were gone? I didn't notice. [05:15] Jashin     Huh? [05:16] Jashin     That's so mean! I was gone     for three whole light-years! [05:19] Jashin     Do you have any idea what a     hard time I had trying to make it back?! [05:23] Yurine     Well, enough about that.     You dropped this, Jashin-chan. [05:26] Jashin     Oh, th-that's right! This beast's     gotten too big and powerful! [05:30] Jashin     I have to get rid of her now,     or she'll kill me... uh, pretty soon... [05:35] Yurine     There, there. Good girl. [05:37] Jashin     Don't ignore me! [05:39] Yurine     Well, since you tried to     punch Beth a minute ago... [05:44] Yurine     In the name of Beth... [05:47] Yurine     I'll punish you. [05:57] Jashin     It's plain as day that I'm the victim here! [05:59] Jashin     Why do I have to be punished?! [06:01] Yurine     I'll punish you. [06:03] Jashin     It's no use. She's just making it all worse.     There's no point in talking to her. [06:08] Yurine     Would you prefer a punch or a kick? [06:11] Yurine     You can pick which one you want. [06:13] Yurine     Punch it is. [06:19] Yurine     Okay, time for us to have our dinner, too. [06:22] Yurine     I'll stick your hand back on with     superglue. Bring it in with you. [06:27] Jashin     None of that made any sense... [06:30] DevilA     Swimsuit episode coming up!     Keep your eyes peeled! [06:54] Jashin     Yay! [06:56] Jashin     We really do have the place to ourselves! [07:00] Minos     I can't believe you won first prize in a     Suzuran Street shopping district lottery, [07:05] Minos     and got vouchers for six      for a day at a private beach. SIGN    You have such good luck, Yurine-chan. [07:10] Yurine     It happens. [07:12] Medusa     Say cheese! [07:14] Jashin     Yay! [07:16] Pekola     My Lord, please forgive me. [07:18] Pekola     I have once again given in to the devils'     temptation and accompanied them. [07:23] Pekola     How deeply I have sinned... [07:26] Pekola     But you can't blame me, right? [07:28] Pekola     I had to come when I heard     there'd be a barbecue! [07:33] Pekola     I haven't seen the sea in so long. [07:35] Pekola     Not since I swam in the Dead Sea     about 3,000 years ago, I think. [07:40] DevilA     The Dead Sea isn't a "sea." It's a lake. [07:43] Yurine     Be sure to keep the beach clean. [07:45] All     Okay! [07:46] Pekola     Come to think of it... [07:47] Yurine     Take your trash home with you. [07:50] All     Okay! [07:50] Pekola     There seems to be a new devil     I haven't seen before. [07:53] Medusa     Jashin-chan! [07:55] Medusa     You look so cute in that swimsuit! [07:59] Jashin     Not cute. Strong! [08:01] Yurine     Did you even need to put on a swimsuit? [08:03] Jashin     Oh, come on. Everyone wears     a swimsuit to the beach. [08:07] Jashin     I don't get your standards     for what "everyone" does. [08:12] Medusa     Pekola-chan! [08:14] Pekola     Wh-What is it? [08:16] Jashin     What was with that reaction? [08:19] Medusa     W-Wait, Jashin-chan... [08:19] Pekola     Uh, nothing... [08:21] Minos     What's up? SIGN    What's wrong? [08:22] Jashin     What are you hiding? Let me see! [08:26] Pekola     No... P-Please don't... [08:28] Jashin     Don't be stingy! What's it gonna hurt? [08:31] Pekola     Don't! [08:33] Yurine     Stop it! Don't be a pest! SIGN    Tajiri [08:38] Jashin     Tajiri? [08:39] Jashin     Is your family name Tajiri? [08:41] Minos     So you're Tajiri Pekola-chan? SIGN    Hello! SIGN    I came here from Hell to find Jashin-chan. SIGN    My name is Persephone II. SIGN    Nice to meet you, Tajiri-chan! [08:52] Pekola     N-Nice to meet you... Wait, no! [08:54] Pekola     This was just a hand-me-down from a coworker. [08:57] Pekola     You know I don't have a family name. [09:00] Jashin     Really, Tajiri? [09:01] Minos     Got it, Tajiri-chan! SIGN    Tajiri-chan! [09:03] Pekola     I told you, I'm not Tajiri! [09:06] Medusa     U-Um, Pekola-chan... [09:09] Medusa     I'm sorry, I... [09:11] Medusa     I just wanted to say you     looked cute in your swimsuit... [09:15] Pekola     Really? [09:16] Yurine     You sure do. [09:18] Yurine     It shouldn't be legal, really. [09:20] Yurine     You look good in it, Pekola. [09:29] Poporon     Squee! [09:34] Jashin     Ow, ow, ow! [09:35] Jashin     I can't wear sandals,     and the sand is burning me. [09:38] Jashin     So I'm going in first! [09:40] Medusa     Jashin-chan! You need to stretch first! [09:42] Jashin     Shut up! [09:45] Mei     The Vega stance! [09:47] Three     One, two, three, four. [09:50] Three     One, two, three, four. [09:52] Minos     Can't forget to do our stretches first. SIGN    Right! [09:54] Pekola     R-Right... [10:04] Jashin     M-My leg... I mean, my tail's c-cramping... [10:08] Medusa     That looks like so much fun. [10:10] Medusa     But I can't swim, so I guess     I'll just make a sand castle. [10:16] Medusa     Scoopity-scoop, scoopity-scoop... [10:24] Jashin     I thought I was done for. [10:26] Yusa     Ice here! [10:29] Yusa     Who wants some delicious shaved ice? [10:32] Jashin     Hey, Yusa-Koji. [10:33] Yusa     Welcome. [10:35] DevilA     Hello, hello. [10:36] Jashin     Heya, slay ya... [10:38] Jashin     Love and throb and French kiss ya! [10:40] Jashin     And a heart-pounding deep kiss, too! [10:42] DevilA     A "French kiss" and a "deep kiss"      are the same thing. [10:46] Jashin     Gimme a shaved ice. [10:51] Jashin     Nothing beats crunchy, ice-cold shaved ice! [10:58] Jashin     You want some, Tajiri? [11:01] Jashin     Then, run in a circle     three times and bark like a dog. [11:05] Pekola     Woof! [11:07] Jashin     You actually did it! [11:09] Pekola     Sh-Shaved ice... [11:10] Jashin     You don't get any yet! [11:12] Jashin     Gimme your paw! [11:13] Yurine     Jashin-chan... [11:16] Yurine     What exactly are you making Pekola do? [11:19] Jashin     I-I'm not doing anything!     The shaved ice... Uh, I mean, Pekola wanted— [11:23] Yurine     Looks like I haven't disciplined     you enough quite yet. [11:27] Yurine     Jashin-chan, you'll get a sunburn. [11:31] Yurine     Let me give you my parasol. [11:33] Jashin     Why'd you say that, then close it? [11:37] Jashin     U... [11:37] Jashin     V... [11:38] Jashin     blocking! [11:46] Medusa     Yay! SIGN    Wow! Wow! Wow! [11:52] Yurine     Here. [11:54] Yurine     To apologize for Jashin-chan bullying you. [11:57] Pekola     A-Are you sure? Thank you. [12:00] Pekola     Ice... Ice... [12:04] Pekola     It's so cold and delicious! [12:06] Pekola     And this ache in my head is indescribable! [12:09] Yusa     How do you like the flavor? [12:13] Pekola     A d-devil? [12:15] Pekola     Oh, no! Did a devil make this shaved ice? [12:19] Yusa     Do you like it? [12:24] Pekola     Y-Yes. It tastes very good. [12:27] Yusa     I'm so glad. [12:28] Pekola     B-But I... [12:34] Pekola     C-Can I help you? [12:36] Jashin     Hey, Koji. [12:38] Jashin     It's rude to stare at people. [12:41] Yurine     You're giving lectures now? [12:43] Jashin     The next name I'm gonna give you     after Mimori is Tsugumitsu! [12:46] Yusa     Who's that supposed to be? [12:48] DevilA     A military leader in Suzu District     of Noto Province: Yusa Tsugumitsu! [12:51] Jashin     Yusa-Koji! She's an angel!     Let your guard down and she'll kill you! [12:58] Yurine     What is it? [13:02] Yurine     She says she feels safer with the     angel than with you, Jashin-chan. [13:06] Jashin     What?! [13:06] Jashin     Damn you, Koji Mimori Tsugumitsu! [13:09] Yurine     Stop that. [13:10] Yurine     Otherwise, I'll skin you     and rub salt all over you. [13:13] Pekola     She feels so nice and cool. [13:22] Jashin     What kind of stupid devil     makes friends with an angel?! [13:26] Jashin     Dummy! Moron! [13:29] Jashin     Idiot! [13:44] Jashin     Seriously, what's with all of them? [13:56] Jashin     They're all just stupid. SIGN    I think it's about done. [14:14] Minos     What the heck is that?! SIGN    It's a kraken! [14:16] Yurine     Kraken? Like the one     in Norse mythology? SIGN    Yeah! [14:21] Medusa     Jashin-chan! [14:22] Jashin     M-Medusa! [14:24] Jashin     Hurry up and help me! [14:25] Jashin     Help... Huh-Huh-Hell! Hell! [14:28] Jashin     Hell me! Hell me! Wait, what? [14:30] Medusa     Uh, I don't think I'm the one to ask— [14:33] Jashin     Just hurry up and hello me already! [14:35] Medusa     Um... [14:36] Medusa     Kraken-san! [14:38] Medusa     Could you please put Jashin-chan down? [14:43] Jashin     Are you a moron?! [14:45] Jashin     Whoa! [14:47] Medusa     Jashin-chan! [14:49] Jashin     Something just cracked... [14:51] Jashin     I-If you're gonna eat someone,     that girl tastes better than me. [14:54] Jashin     Medusa, take my place!     My life is worth more than yours! [15:00] Jashin     Hey! Over there! Look over there! [15:02] Jashin     You can just eat that one. [15:04] Minos     Oh, boy. [15:05] Jashin     Go on! Doesn't she look tasty? SIGN    So shameful. [15:07] Jashin     Go eat her already! [15:07] Pekola     Truly shameful. [15:09] Jashin     Go on, go on, go on! [15:10] Jashin     Wait, seriously?! Hang on! Don't eat me! [15:15] Minos     It ate her. SIGN    It sure did. [15:17] Pekola     Th-That's not what you should be saying! [15:19] Pekola     Her behavior was shameful,     but she's your friend, isn't she?! [15:22] Pekola     You have to save her, shameful or not! [15:26] Yurine     I guess we have no choice. [15:28] Yurine     Seafood just went to     the top of our menu tonight. [15:31] Pekola     Where'd that weapon come from? [15:32] Minos     Yeah, guess we have no choice. SIGN    In that case, I'll... SIGN    be cheering you on! [15:39] Minos     Well, let's do this! [15:49] Minos     Devil Blow! [15:53] Minos     Huh? [16:28] Pekola     Are you all right? [16:29] Medusa     Y-Yes... [16:58] Jashin     Hey, your armor looks     really cool! Let me borrow it! [17:01] Medusa     W-Wait, Jashin-chan... [17:03] Woman Warrior     Uh, next time, okay? [17:04] Jashin     You'd better! [17:06] Jashin     I'm dead. I'm so dead. SIGN    Your body's melting. [17:11] Medusa     Are you okay, Jashin-chan? [17:13] Jashin     You know I'm not. [17:15] Jashin     This never would've happened if she     hadn't summoned me in the first place. [17:20] Jashin     This happened because she summoned me     and dragged me to the beach. [17:25] Jashin     Just look at me! [17:27] Jashin     It's all her fault. All Yurine's fault! [17:33] Jashin     I hate her... [17:35] Jashin     I hate her! SIGN    This is... [17:38] Medusa     J-Jashin-chan?! [17:48] Jashin     Heed my call, ancient woman warrior! [17:53] Jashin     Amazon! [18:04] Woman Warrior     What? Right here? [18:05] Jashin     Just shut up and take it off! [18:07] Woman Warrior     Whoa... W-Wait a... [18:07] Jashin     Come on, come on! All of it! [18:10] Woman Warrior     Oh, no! [18:18] Jashin     Check out how cool I look!     I'm like some evil soldier! [18:21] Woman Warrior     H-How could you? [18:23] Jashin     Now I can win! It's really the end this time! [18:27] Jashin     So long, Yurine! [18:30] Yurine     You truly never learn, do you? [18:33] Yurine     Fine. I'll take you on. [18:38] Yurine     Explosion reél. Jove le synapse. [18:43] Yurine     Ce monde disparaître! [19:04] Jashin     Huh? [19:05] Yurine     Ici maintenant représenter     làppance de la vérité! [19:13] Yurine     Sors! [19:14] Yurine     La bête! [19:25] Jashin     Beth?! [19:29] Jashin     Hmph! Both you and Yurine     will soon be rust on my blade! [19:40] Yurine     Beth! [20:10] Jashin     Oh, that's it! [20:11] Jashin     Take this! Full Armor Jashin-chan Dropkick! [20:23] DevilA     Their battle... [20:26] DevilA     shall continue! [21:22] Medusa     This is good! [21:27] Medusa     Yep! It's the kraken from before! [21:31] Minos     Lemme try it! [21:33] Minos     That's good! SIGN    Let me try some, too! [21:39] Pekola     I can't believe they can     eat that like it's no big deal. SIGN    Here's a piece for you, too, Pekola-chan. [21:46] Pekola     I'll never eat something like...     I mean, I'm already full— SIGN    Here. [21:57] Pekola     It's delicious! [22:00] Yurine     Eat all you like, Pekola. SIGN    I'll get another one, then! [22:04] Pekola     Th-Thank you... [22:21] Yurine     It's hard to eat with your left hand, right? [22:30] Jashin     I-I'm not a child! I can eat by myself! [22:34] Jashin     I'm perfectly fine without your help! [22:37] Jashin     Mind your own business! [22:41] Yurine     A meal like this should be enjoyable. [22:43] Jashin     O-Okay, okay! I'll have some, then! [22:46] Yurine     Good. Open up. [22:49] Jashin     Uh, not that, though, please... [22:51] Yurine     Just open up already. [23:04] Jashin     Ah, that's delicious— [23:10] Pekola     You're closer to the witch than I thought. [23:14] Jashin     Wha... Tajiri! [23:15] Minos     They're not close. [23:17] Jashin     Th-That's right! [23:18] Minos     They're more than that, right? [23:19] Jashin     We are not! [23:20] Medusa     Aw, don't be shy. SIGN    Just be honest. [23:24] Jashin     Excuse me, you little brat?! [23:26] Yurine     Sheesh. Just be honest already. [23:29] All     Just be honest! [23:36] Jashin     Damn it! I'll murder all of you! Season 2 - Dropkick on My Devil!! Dash E1 - Untitled Source: Crunchyroll Translator: Editor: Timer: QC: (Please feel free to edit the speaker names if incomplete or inaccurate. Names are handled on a best-effort basis depending on the info on the source file. Dialogue is left as is.) SIGN    Dragon Books SIGN    Grimoire [00:43] Yurine     Jashin-chan... [00:49] Yurine     Unbreaking bond... Oath of days long past... [00:53] Yurine     I am Black Xavier, [00:56] Yurine     the one who conveys the will     of the devil to the people. [01:01] Yurine     Zazaas, zazaas, nasunazaas. [01:11] Yurine     Zurolo, zoas, nanomiala, hekau. [01:16] Yurine     Zurazza, zavai... [01:19] Yurine     Infernum! [01:37] Jashin     Huh? [01:39] Jashin     What? Where am I? [01:44] Jashin     Hey, the light came on. [01:47] Jashin     Did you summon me? [01:50] Yurine     She's real... [01:51] Yurine     Are you... Jashin? [01:54] Jashin     That's right! I'm Jashin-chan! [01:57] Yurine     The weird one? [01:59] Jashin     I'm not weird... [02:00] Jashin     L-Listen, you— [02:01] Yurine     My name is Yurine, not "you." [02:06] Jashin     And? Why did you, a human, summon me? [02:10] Yurine     No reason. [02:11] Yurine     I just thought it might be sorta     interesting to summon a devil. [02:16] Jashin     Huh? [02:17] Yurine     I got my answer. You can go back now. [02:20] Jashin     Excuse me? [02:21] Jashin     We devils live busy lives, you know! [02:23] Jashin     Don't summon me if you     have no business with me! [02:26] Yurine     Well, sor-ry! [02:27] Yurine     You looked half-asleep when you appeared, [02:29] Yurine     but if you're that busy, just go home! [02:30] Jashin     Huh? Why am I the one getting yelled at? [02:34] Jashine     Okay, then. Use the return     spell to send me back to Hell. [02:39] Yurine     Return spell? [02:42] Yurine     Let's see... [02:44] Yurine     Oh, here we go. [02:46] Yurine     "And the spell to return     a summoned devil to Hell is..." SIGN    Continued in     Volume Two [02:52] Yurine     This book has a second volume? [02:55] Jashin     "This book has a second volume," my ass! [02:58] Yurine     I guess it does say "Volume One" here. [02:59] Jashin     Go to the bookstore and buy it this instant! [03:01] Yurine     This was all they had. [03:02] Jashin     D'oh! [03:04] Jashin     Oh, no! [03:05] Jashin     I can't go back to Hell     without the return spell! [03:09] Yurine     You can't get back any other way? [03:12] Jashin     Well, there is one way. [03:13] Jashin     When my summoner dies,     I'll be automatically returned to Hell. [03:17] Jashin     So I can't go home until     your life force runs out! [03:22] Jashin     If you had an unfortunate accident... [03:24] Jashin     Oh, how could I even think     that?! That's simply... [03:27] Jashin     Unforgivable! [03:29] Jashin     That was careless of you, human! [03:30] Jashin     The day your life force     runs out... is today! [03:33] Jashin     To us devils, humans are     just worthless scum! [03:36] Jashin     Your luck ran out the moment you summoned me     without the second volume of that grimoire! [03:39] Jashin     Now die, human! [03:41] Jashin     Taste the lethal power of my dropkick! [03:44] Yurine     Upsy-daisy. [03:45] Jashin     Huh? [03:46] Jashin     What?! [03:46] Jashin     Why the heck do you have a sword like that?! [03:48] Yurine     I guess I hold it like this? [03:49] Jashin     I'm in midair!     I'm gonna fall right on top of it! [03:49] Yurine     This is a machete.     It's more of an agricultural tool. [03:51] Jashin     I can't dodge or evade! [03:53] Jashin     Run away! [03:54] Yurine     No running away. SIGN    Top Secret [04:00] Commander     Yurine, huh? [04:01] Commander     All of this feels so nostalgic. [04:02] ---     m 0 0 l 0 0 l 23 0 b 24 0 24 1 24 1 l 24 14 b 24 15 23 15 23 15 l -21 15 b -21 15 -22 15 -22 14 l -22 1 b -22 1 -22 1 -22 1 b -22 1 -22 0 -21 0 l -21 0 b -21 0 -21 0 -21 0 b -21 0 -21 0 -21 0 SIGN    Jashin-chan     Commander [04:04] Fighter     We've been through all kinds     of hardship because of her. [04:06] ---     m 0 0 l 0 0 l 23 0 b 24 0 24 1 24 1 l 24 14 b 24 15 23 15 23 15 l -21 15 b -21 15 -22 15 -22 14 l -22 1 b -22 1 -22 1 -22 1 b -22 1 -22 0 -21 0 l -21 0 b -21 0 -21 0 -21 0 b -21 0 -21 0 -21 0 SIGN    Jashin-chan     Fighter [04:08] Genius     No need to dwell on the past.     Let us discuss the future. [04:09] ---     m 0 0 l 0 0 l 23 0 b 24 0 24 1 24 1 l 24 14 b 24 15 23 15 23 15 l -21 15 b -21 15 -22 15 -22 14 l -22 1 b -22 1 -22 1 -22 1 b -22 1 -22 0 -21 0 l -21 0 b -21 0 -21 0 -21 0 b -21 0 -21 0 -21 0 SIGN    Jashin-chan     Genius [04:14] ---     m 0 0 l 0 0 l 23 0 b 24 0 24 1 24 1 l 24 14 b 24 15 23 15 23 15 l -21 15 b -21 15 -22 15 -22 14 l -22 1 b -22 1 -22 1 -22 1 b -22 1 -22 0 -21 0 l -21 0 b -21 0 -21 0 -21 0 b -21 0 -21 0 -21 0 SIGN    Jashin-chan     Origin [04:14] Origin     Is everyone here? [04:17] Commander     SJ hasn't arrived yet. [04:19] Fighter     Can't she even show up on time? [04:21] Genius     This is a real problem. [04:23] Genius     I'm rather busy with my research. [04:25] Commander     Origin, let's begin. [04:27] Commander     Our situation is urgent. [04:29] Origin     Yeah, but... [04:30] Origin     Let's wait a little longer.     We can reminisce in the meantime. [04:33] Genius     Oh, brother. [04:33] Fighter     I'm in! [04:34] Commander     Origin! We need to get this meeting started! [04:34] Origin     Yeah, that happened not long ago, too... SIGN    Vlad III spears Set of 5     For skewering [04:39] Yurine     Vlad III... Vlad the Impaler's spears? [04:42] Yurine     Only 3,980 for a set of five? That's cheap. SIGN    Dies by dropkick. SIGN    Yurine SIGN    Dies by dropkick. SIGN    Dies by dropkick. SIGN    Dies by dropkick. [04:48] Jashin     Death... NOT! SIGN    Dies by dropkick. SIGN    Dies by dropkick. SIGN    Dies by dropkick. SIGN    Dies by dropkick. SIGN    Dies by dropkick. SIGN    Dies by dropkick. SIGN    Dies by dropkick. SIGN    Dies by dropkick. SIGN    Dies by dropkick. SIGN    Dies by dropkick. SIGN    Dies by dropkick. SIGN    Dies by dropkick. SIGN    Dies by dropkick. SIGN    Dies by dropkick. SIGN    Dies by dropkick. [04:50] Yurine     What are you writing? [04:53] Jashin     I just wrote down your name. [04:55] Yurine     Huh? [04:56] Yurine     Wait, is that a Death No— [04:58] Jashin     Tsk, tsk, tsk! SIGN    Death NOT [04:59] Jashin     Don't assume it's on the same level as     that era-defining masterpiece. SIGN    Death NOT SIGN    Death NOT SIGN    Death NOT SIGN    Death NOT SIGN    Death NOT [05:04] Jashin     This is a Death NOT! [05:07] Yurine     A Death... NOT? [05:08] Jashin     It's my personal memo book. [05:10] Jashin     A simple notebook where I jot     down whatever comes to mind. [05:13] Yurine     Oh, so I'm not actually going     to die from a dropkick? [05:18] Yurine     You had me going there. [05:19] Jashin     Of course not! SIGN    Wahahahahahahaha [05:25] Yurine     It's a pretty cool-looking notebook. [05:27] Yurine     I kinda want one, too. [05:30] Jashin     You let your guard down, Yurine! [05:31] Jashin     The Death NOT is     an ordinary notebook, [05:33] Jashin     but it still distracted you,     just like I planned! [05:36] Jashin     When you have an IQ of over 300 like I do, [05:40] Jashin     even the scribblings in a simple notebook –     a Death NOT – become reality! SIGN    Death NOT [05:44] Jashin     And now that you've left yourself wide open,     my dropkick's gonna blast right through you! [05:47] Jashin     It's over, Yurine! [05:55] Yurine     Death... NOT. [05:58] Guy     Delivery! [06:00] Yurine     Coming. SIGN    Yurine Dies by dropkick.          Jashin-chan Dies by being stabbed with      Vlad the Impaler's spear. [06:05] Jashin     "Jashin-chan..." [06:05] Guy     Sign here, please. SIGN    Yurine Dies by dropkick.          Jashin-chan Dies by being stabbed with      Vlad the Impaler's spear. [06:07] Jashin     "Dies by being stabbed with     Vlad the Impaler's spear..." [06:07] Yurine     Sure. [06:09] Guy     Thanks a lot! [06:11] Yurine     Prime sure is fast, isn't it? [06:29] Jashin     Why? [06:34] Commander     Damn it! [06:36] Commander     Curse that Hanazono Yurine! [06:37] Commander     Not only did she outwit us,     she made an example out of us! [06:42] Fighter     Unforgivable! I won't forget this! [06:42] Genius     Who would've thought the     idea I proposed would fail? [06:45] Fighter     I'm gonna make dinner tonight     and then throw it away! [06:45] Genius     You put the plan together. Shouldn't     you bear the responsibility, Commander? [06:48] Origin     You shouldn't waste food. [06:48] Commander     No! Not yet! [06:50] Commander     I can still fight! [06:51] Origin     Commander, that's enough. [06:54] Commander     I'm sorry. I got too worked up. [06:57] Genius     Save that fire for your     online games, Commander. [07:01] Origin     Commander was right. [07:03] Origin     The situation demands urgency. [07:05] Commander     Yes, ma'am! [07:07] Origin     I hope SJ gets here soon... [07:09] Three     Still waiting... [07:12] Genius     She's finally here. [07:13] Fighter     You're late, SJ! [07:17] Origin     What? [07:20] Genius     What is this?! [07:22] Water Bear     It's 'cause I'm so tiny... [07:24] ?     What's this thing?!     We've discovered a new species! [07:24] ---     m 0 0 l 0 0 l 23 0 b 24 0 24 1 24 1 l 24 14 b 24 15 23 15 23 15 l -21 15 b -21 15 -22 15 -22 14 l -22 1 b -22 1 -22 1 -22 1 b -22 1 -22 0 -21 0 l -21 0 b -21 0 -21 0 -21 0 b -21 0 -21 0 -21 0 SIGN    Jashin-chan     Water Bear [07:26] ?     Probably just a bit of trash. [07:27] ?     What was that rumbling sound, then? [07:32] Buddha     All on Heaven and Earth     are filled with conceit. [07:34] ---     m 0 0 l 0 0 l 23 0 b 24 0 24 1 24 1 l 24 14 b 24 15 23 15 23 15 l -21 15 b -21 15 -22 15 -22 14 l -22 1 b -22 1 -22 1 -22 1 b -22 1 -22 0 -21 0 l -21 0 b -21 0 -21 0 -21 0 b -21 0 -21 0 -21 0 SIGN    Jashin-chan     Buddha [07:35] ?     Oh, it's just Buddha. [07:36] Fighter     Buddha?! [07:37] Fighter     She's stupidly huge! [07:39] Commander     Is this the end of days?! [07:41] SJ     Sorry I'm late. [07:43] ---     m 0 0 l 0 0 l 23 0 b 24 0 24 1 24 1 l 24 14 b 24 15 23 15 23 15 l -21 15 b -21 15 -22 15 -22 14 l -22 1 b -22 1 -22 1 -22 1 b -22 1 -22 0 -21 0 l -21 0 b -21 0 -21 0 -21 0 b -21 0 -21 0 -21 0 SIGN    Super Jashin-chan     AKA SJ [07:43] ?     That impact... [07:45] ?     You got eaten by Buddha, didn't you? [07:47] Fighter     You're seriously late, SJ! [07:49] SJ     Venomous snakes don't rush. [07:50] Origin     Well, it doesn't matter. [07:52] Origin     Hurry up and take your seat. [07:54] SJ     Yeah, I'll pass on the chair. [07:56] Origin     Now that we're all here, let's get started. [07:59] Origin     You'll find documents in front of you. [08:03] Commander     This is... [08:04] Fighter     This is a tough one, all right. [08:06] Genius     Even with my brainpower, [08:08] Genius     getting to the correct answer won't be easy. [08:14] Fighter     Don't fall asleep, SJ! [08:16] All     Wh-What's going on?! [08:18] Fighter     Buddha! You're asleep, too?! [08:20] Fighter     Don't ever come back! [08:21] Fighter     Stay there till your     successor takes over! [08:23] Genius     That'll take 5,600,070,000 years. SIGN    — 5,600,070,000 Years Later — [08:28] Maitreya     Om maitreya svaha. [08:29] ---     m 0 0 l 0 0 l 23 0 b 24 0 24 1 24 1 l 24 14 b 24 15 23 15 23 15 l -21 15 b -21 15 -22 15 -22 14 l -22 1 b -22 1 -22 1 -22 1 b -22 1 -22 0 -21 0 l -21 0 b -21 0 -21 0 -21 0 b -21 0 -21 0 -21 0 SIGN    Jashin-chan     Maitreya [08:31] Origin     What the hell was that? [08:34] Genius     Oh, no! [08:35] Genius     That tremor shook Water Bear     clean out of my Petri dish! [08:38] Genius     My new species! My new     species! What ever will I do?! [08:38] Fighter     Who cares about that speck of trash? [08:40] Origin     We all need to be focused on this right now. [08:41] Water Bear     It's 'cause I'm so tiny... [08:44] Commander     Origin, you can't make this decision! [08:46] Commander     What can you accomplish     without hearing our opinions?! [08:48] Origin     Commander... [08:50] Commander     According to these documents,     we have three options. [08:52] Commander     Without a doubt, I favor the first! [08:54] Commander     Swift decisions and actions     are the shortest path to victory! [08:59] SJ     I'm tired. [09:01] SJ     This sucks. Who even cares? [09:02] SJ     I'm going to sleep. [09:03] ESP     You need to take this seriously, SJ. [09:06] Fighter     Who's there?! What do you want?! [09:08] Genius     Telepathy... [09:10] Commander     That means... [09:11] ---     m 0 0 l 0 0 l 23 0 b 24 0 24 1 24 1 l 24 14 b 24 15 23 15 23 15 l -21 15 b -21 15 -22 15 -22 14 l -22 1 b -22 1 -22 1 -22 1 b -22 1 -22 0 -21 0 l -21 0 b -21 0 -21 0 -21 0 b -21 0 -21 0 -21 0 SIGN    Jashin-chan     ESP [09:11] Jashin     Jashin-chan ESP! [09:13] SJ     ESP?! Where are you?! [09:15] ESP     I am everywhere and nowhere. [09:19] ESP     I am existence and nothingness,     one and all, devil and god, [09:23] ESP     bald and fluffy, slippery and chewy... [09:26] ESP     This is an important meeting     that will determine Origin's future. [09:30] ESP     We have no need for incompetence.     There is no value in your presence here. [09:35] ESP     Die! [09:43] All     ESP! [09:44] ESP     I used ESP to shatter her brain. [09:46] Fighter     I see you're as crazy as ever. [09:49] Commander     What fantastic killing power! [09:51] Origin     That's one less opinion we'll get to hear... [09:54] DevilA     When the smaller SJ is killed,     the big one dies, too. [09:59] DevilA     Rest in peace. [10:00] Commander     It's all right, Origin. [10:02] Commander     One less voice will actually     make this decision easier. [10:06] Commander     Let's hear what everyone thinks. [10:08] Commander     SJ is dead, [10:09] Commander     Water Bear is lost, [10:09] Water Bear     It's 'cause I'm so tiny... [10:11] Commander     and Buddha is on the     cusp of reaching Nirvana. [10:14] ESP     I have a suggestion. [10:16] ESP     Shouldn't Origin's opinion     be our collective opinion? [10:20] Origin     My opinion? [10:21] Genius     I see. That makes sense. [10:23] Commander     It does. [10:24] Fighter     I agree, I concur, I echo that thought! [10:28] Origin     Are you sure? [10:29] ESP     I am fine with it. [10:30] Commander     Then, I take back what I said. [10:33] Commander     I'll go along with Origin's opinion. [10:35] Origin     Everyone... [10:41] Commander     Origin, what is your decision? [10:56] Origin     Okay, I'll go with option 3: the beef stew! [10:58] Commander     Applause! Beef stew it is! [11:01] All     Congratulations! [11:04] Jashin     All right! We're having beef stew tonight! [11:04] ---     m 0 0 l 0 0 l 23 0 b 24 0 24 1 24 1 l 24 14 b 24 15 23 15 23 15 l -21 15 b -21 15 -22 15 -22 14 l -22 1 b -22 1 -22 1 -22 1 b -22 1 -22 0 -21 0 l -21 0 b -21 0 -21 0 -21 0 b -21 0 -21 0 -21 0 SIGN    Beef Shank     For Beef Stew [11:04] ---     m 0 0 l 0 0 l 23 0 b 24 0 24 1 24 1 l 24 14 b 24 15 23 15 23 15 l -21 15 b -21 15 -22 15 -22 14 l -22 1 b -22 1 -22 1 -22 1 b -22 1 -22 0 -21 0 l -21 0 b -21 0 -21 0 -21 0 b -21 0 -21 0 -21 0 SIGN    Beef Shank     For Beef Stew [11:04] ---     m 0 0 l 0 0 l 23 0 b 24 0 24 1 24 1 l 24 14 b 24 15 23 15 23 15 l -21 15 b -21 15 -22 15 -22 14 l -22 1 b -22 1 -22 1 -22 1 b -22 1 -22 0 -21 0 l -21 0 b -21 0 -21 0 -21 0 b -21 0 -21 0 -21 0 SIGN    Beef Shank     For Beef Stew [11:05] ---     m 0 0 l 0 0 l 23 0 b 24 0 24 1 24 1 l 24 14 b 24 15 23 15 23 15 l -21 15 b -21 15 -22 15 -22 14 l -22 1 b -22 1 -22 1 -22 1 b -22 1 -22 0 -21 0 l -21 0 b -21 0 -21 0 -21 0 b -21 0 -21 0 -21 0 SIGN    Beef Shank     For Beef Stew [11:07] Jashin     I seriously couldn't decide between     curry, hashed beef rice, and beef stew! SIGN    Meat Pavilion Yukio [11:10] Jashin     It's gonna be so delicious,     Yurine won't believe her taste buds! [11:14] DevilA     In the Hanazono household, [11:16] DevilA     what to have for dinner is always     decided by meetings in Jashin-chan's head. [11:20] DevilA     I'm sure all of you have meetings     going on in your heads, too... [11:23] Mei     You can't trick me! I'm taking you all in! [11:25] Ozaki     You've got it all wrong! [11:27] Katsura     We're just cosplaying! [11:27] Ozaki     We're not actually grade schoolers! [11:29] Chiba     We may look like kids... [11:31] Chiba     Or well, maybe we don't... [11:32] Chiba     No! [11:33] Chiba     We're twenty years old! SIGN    Grade Schooler SIGN    Grade Schooler SIGN    Grade Schooler SIGN    Grade Schooler SIGN    Grade Schooler SIGN    Grade Schooler [11:36] Chiba     I lied. [11:37] Mei     You're under arrest! [11:38] Both     What?! [11:38] Chiba     We're, um, college students! [11:41] Mei     I can't trust anything you say,     so I'm revoking your right to remain silent! [11:41] DevilA     They're actually closer to thirty. SIGN    Yakiniku Heaven SIGN    Yakiniku Heaven SIGN    Yakiniku SIGN    Yakiniku SIGN    Heaven SIGN    Heaven [11:50] DevilA     Sukiyaki at a yakiniku specialty restaurant! [11:53] DevilA     Of course, this isn't on the menu. [11:55] DevilA     This is truly the work of the devil. [11:58] Pekola     My Lord, please forgive me. [12:00] Pekola     I am once again involved in a     Sabbat of devils, my sworn enemies. [12:04] Pekola     The witch said she would     treat me, so I couldn't resist. [12:07] Jashin     What should I get? [12:07] Pekola     I need to return to Heaven     as soon as possible, and yet... [12:08] Minos     Eat lots and get stronger, okay, II? SIGN    I will, Minos-oneechan! [12:12] Pekola     Stronger, huh? SIGN    What should I eat to get stronger? [12:14] Pekola     It's true that no battles are     won on an empty stomach. [12:15] Minos     Well, I'd say... everything on the menu! SIGN    Everything?! [12:18] Pekola     Yes. I'll eat my fill today. [12:20] Yurine     Eat together in peace, and no fighting. [12:22] Yurine     Don't disturb the other customers. [12:24] All     Okay! [12:26] Jashin     Well, I think I'll start with a beer! [12:28] Minos     Me, too! [12:28] Yurine     Nope. [12:31] Jashin     Okay, sake, then— [12:32] Yurine     Alcohol isn't included in the deal. [12:34] Jashin     Huh? SIGN    New     Year     Special SIGN    All-You-Can-Eat SIGN    980 Yen (Per Person) SIGN     Soft Drinks          Unlimited Refills               Drink Bar SIGN    ° Separate Cost for     Alcoholic Beverages [12:35] Yurine     We're all getting the drink bar. [12:37] Jashin     Okay... [12:38] Medusa     Well, we can have all     the meat we want, so... [12:42] DevilA     The server took my sukiyaki away... [12:47] Server     Thank you for waiting! [12:49] Minos     Meat! SIGN    Lotsa meat! [12:51] Yurine     Let's dig in, everyone. [12:53] Pekola     Meat... [12:54] Jashin     Hey, Pekola... [12:56] Jashin     Which cut is the lovely angel     Pekola thinking of cooking first? [13:00] Pekola     Um... The ribs. SIGN    Quit SIGN    Quit SIGN    Quit SIGN    living SIGN    living SIGN    living [13:03] Jashin     Quit living your life in a daze! SIGN    Quit SIGN    Quit SIGN    Quit SIGN    your SIGN    your SIGN    your SIGN    living SIGN    living SIGN    living SIGN    life SIGN    life SIGN    life SIGN    your SIGN    your SIGN    your SIGN    in a SIGN    in a SIGN    in a SIGN    life SIGN    life SIGN    life SIGN    daze! SIGN    daze! SIGN    daze! SIGN    in a SIGN    in a SIGN    in a SIGN    daze! SIGN    daze! SIGN    daze! SIGN    Wow! That sounded just like a rip-off of something! [13:08] Medusa     Jashin-chan did pay the     license fee, after all. [13:11] Jashin     Safe! [13:12] Jashin     Look here, noob! [13:14] Jashin     If you're gonna snooze your life     away, then just die, fallen angel! [13:16] Jashin     Clean out those ears     and listen up, Tajiri! [13:19] Jashin     When eating yakiniku... [13:21] Jashin     You always start with the tongue! SIGN    Fidget SIGN    Fidget [13:24] Minos     She's our yakiniku magistrate, you know. SIGN    Fidget SIGN    Fidget SIGN    Fidget SIGN    Fidget SIGN    Fidget SIGN    Fidget SIGN    Fidget SIGN    Fidget SIGN    Fidget SIGN    Fidget [13:26] Jashin     I am a magistrate.     This is my magistrate costume. SIGN    Fidget SIGN    Fidget SIGN    Fidget SIGN    Fidget SIGN    Fidget SIGN    Fidget SIGN    Fidget SIGN    Fidget SIGN    Fidget SIGN    Fidget SIGN    Fidget SIGN    Fidget SIGN    Fidget SIGN    Fidget [13:29] Yurine     Who expresses embarrassment like that? SIGN    Fidget SIGN    Fidget SIGN    Fidget SIGN    Fidget SIGN    Fidget SIGN    Fidget [13:32] Jashin     On that note, as your yakiniku     magistrate, all of you must do as I— [13:39] Yurine     Shut up. SIGN    Please SIGN    Bear With Us ~ [13:41] DevilA     A moment... A moment, if you please... [13:44] Yurine     People can eat how they want. Got it? [13:47] Jashin     Y-Yes... Everyone,     please eat how ever you like. [13:51] Minos     Yum! SIGN    The tongue is delicious! [13:55] Jashin     Hey, Medusa, what are you doing? [13:57] Medusa     Huh? SIGN    Lettuce [13:58] Jashin     Don't wrap it in lettuce! SIGN    Lettuce SIGN    Lettuce SIGN    Lettuce SIGN    Lettuce SIGN    Lettuce SIGN    Lettuce SIGN    Lettuce SIGN    Lettuce SIGN    Lettuce SIGN    Lettuce SIGN    Lettuce SIGN    Lettuce SIGN    Lettuce SIGN    Lettuce SIGN    Lettuce SIGN    Lettuce SIGN    Lettuce SIGN    Lettuce SIGN    Lettuce SIGN    Lettuce SIGN    Lettuce SIGN    Lettuce SIGN    Lettuce SIGN    Lettuce SIGN    Lettuce SIGN    Lettuce SIGN    Lettuce SIGN    Lettuce SIGN    Lettuce SIGN    Lettuce SIGN    Lettuce SIGN    Lettuce SIGN    Lettuce [13:59] Jashin     Why would you try to make it a health food?! SIGN    Lettuce SIGN    Lettuce SIGN    Lettuce SIGN    Lettuce SIGN    Lettuce SIGN    Lettuce SIGN    Lettuce SIGN    Lettuce SIGN    Lettuce SIGN    Lettuce SIGN    Lettuce SIGN    Lettuce SIGN    Lettuce SIGN    Lettuce SIGN    Lettuce SIGN    Lettuce SIGN    Lettuce SIGN    Lettuce SIGN    Lettuce SIGN    Lettuce SIGN    Lettuce SIGN    Lettuce SIGN    Lettuce SIGN    Lettuce SIGN    Lettuce SIGN    Lettuce SIGN    Lettuce SIGN    Lettuce SIGN    Lettuce SIGN    Lettuce SIGN    Lettuce SIGN    Lettuce SIGN    Lettuce SIGN    Lettuce SIGN    Lettuce SIGN    Lettuce SIGN    Lettuce SIGN    Lettuce SIGN    Lettuce SIGN    Lettuce SIGN    Lettuce SIGN    Lettuce SIGN    Lettuce SIGN    Lettuce SIGN    Lettuce SIGN    Lettuce SIGN    Lettuce SIGN    Lettuce SIGN    Lettuce SIGN    Lettuce SIGN    Lettuce SIGN    Lettuce SIGN    Lettuce SIGN    Lettuce SIGN    Lettuce SIGN    Lettuce [14:02] Jashin     Do it like this! Wrap it in meat! [14:04] Jashin     Eat your meat in a meat bun! [14:05] Yurine     Didn't we just talk about     letting people eat how they want? [14:05] Jashin     All meat, by meat, for meat— [14:08] Yurine     Now, listen. Next time,     I won't stop at your cheek. [14:08] Jashin     F-Forgive me... Forgive me, please... [14:11] Yurine     I'll rip that obnoxious tongue     out of your mouth and grill it. [14:14] Jashin     I hear you, I hear you! [14:15] Medusa     It's okay, Jashin-chan! You can do it! [14:15] Minos     Yum! Beef really is the best meat! [14:16] Jashin     That really hurt. [14:17] Jashin     Nodding like that while she was     pinching my cheek really hurt. [14:18] Medusa     Just say, "I won't talk anymore!" SIGN    Viva cannibalism! [14:19] Medusa     "I won't talk out of turn again!" [14:20] Jashin     I thought she was gonna rip it off. [14:20] Minos     Beef for life! [14:21] Minos     I'm just gonna eat it raw! SIGN    ° SIGN    Humans, don't     ever attempt this!! [14:26] Yurine     Wow, wild child. [14:28] Minos     Man, it's so good! [14:29] Pekola     Meat and white rice... [14:32] Pekola     It's too delicious! [14:33] Pekola     I'm so happy! SIGN    Until 9:00 [14:35] Pekola     Thank you for these     120 minutes of happiness! SIGN    Until 9:00 SIGN    Until 9:00 SIGN    Until 9:00 SIGN    Until 9:00 SIGN    Until 9:00 [14:41] Pekola     The grill rack is all black. [14:43] Pekola     Oh, there's a grease stain on her paper bag! [14:46] Server     I'll replace your grill rack. [14:48] Server     I'll replace your paper bag, too. [14:50] Jashin     Cold noodles, please. [14:52] Server     Coming right up! [14:53] Pekola     She timed her blink perfectly! [14:54] Pekola     What a pro! [14:55] Server     I'm a part-timer, actually! [14:58] Jashin     Now that I think about it,     it's very strange. [15:00] Medusa     What is? [15:01] Jashin     This is our second anime adaptation. [15:04] Jashin     They coulda given us some land in     Chiyoda Ward by now, don'tcha think? [15:07] Jashin     And why aren't we getting any offers?! [15:09] Jashin     Like from Hitotsubashi, or Otowa! [15:11] Yurine     Being in a run-down     district suits you better. [15:13] Jashin     What do you mean, run-down?! [15:14] Jashin     Apologize to Tamachi!     Apologize to Flex Comix! [15:17] Yurine     Shut up, you smart-aleck devil. [15:18] Yurine     I'm seriously going to grill your tongue. SIGN    Smart-aleck devil... [15:20] Jashin     What're you laughing at?! SIGN    How about we get them to change the title     to The Smart-Aleck Devil! next week? SIGN    The Smart-Aleck Devil! SIGN    The Smart-Aleck Devil! [15:26] Jashin     Cut that out! SIGN    The Smart-Aleck Devil! SIGN    The Smart-Aleck Devil! SIGN    It's not like you even use your dropkick that often, right? [15:30] Minos     That's title fraud. [15:31] Jashin     I do, too! I've used it twice     in this episode alone! [15:34] Jashin     And how many episodes are in this season?! SIGN    Dropkick on My Devil! Dash     Gift Giveaway Campaign     Go to our homepage for details. [15:40] Yurine     I think I'm done. [15:41] Medusa     Me, too. SIGN    I'm so full. [15:44] Pekola     I'll keep eating until the last second! [15:47] Minos     I think I can handle a little more. [15:49] Minos     Oh yeah, I wonder how Dad's doing... [15:52] Medusa     What brought that on? SIGN    m 0 0 l 100 0 100 100 0 100 SIGN    Fading SIGN    è [15:54] Minos     Oh, I just haven't seen him in a while. [15:58] Minos     Eating yakiniku always seems     to remind me of him... SIGN    m 0 0 l 100 0 100 100 0 100 SIGN    Fading SIGN    è [16:03] Dad     Thank you for looking out for my daughter. [16:08] Yurine     Pekola, what do you want for dessert? [16:10] Pekola     Dessert? [16:12] Yurine     Stuff like ice cream, pudding, and     almond jelly are all-you-can-eat, too. [16:16] Pekola     Even the dessert is all-you-can-eat?     Is this Heaven?! [16:21] Pekola     Heaven? [16:24] Pekola     I forgot... This is... SIGN    Yakiniku SIGN    Yakiniku SIGN    Heaven SIGN    Heaven [16:30] Pekola     Even if I never make it back home, [16:32] Pekola     there's already a "Heaven"     right here, so close to me! [16:35] Pekola     My Lord... [16:35] Yurine     Well? What dessert do you want? [16:38] Pekola     I'm so happy! I'll take all of them! [16:41] Pekola     I'm truly happy right now! [16:45] Yusa     Happy New Year! SIGN    Bottom of the Barrel SIGN    Bottom of the Barrel [16:58] Poporon     Oh, Pekola-sama. [17:00] Poporon     Do you like the T-shirt I got you     to keep you cool in the summer? [17:04] Pekola     You're such a kind-hearted girl! [17:06] Pekola     You are... I know you are... [17:11] Pekola     Anyway... [17:12] Pekola     Just how long does it take     for a halo to regenerate? [17:16] Poporon     I told you already. [17:18] Poporon     Could be tomorrow, or it could     be a hundred years from now. [17:22] Pekola     If I have to live this way     for another century... [17:25] Pekola     What's going to happen to me? [17:28] Poporon     It could even be a thousand years from now. [17:31] Pekola     Poof. [17:33] Pekola     Eli, Eli, lema sabachthani? [17:35] Poporon     Maybe Heaven just doesn't     care about you anymore? [17:40] Pekola     Oh, no... [17:40] Poporon     Well, then... [17:41] Pekola     But didn't the same thing happen to you? [17:46] Poporon     Farewell. I'm going back to work. [17:50] Poporon     This theme music... [17:56] Pekola     You're... [17:58] Pino     I found you, Pekola-sama and Poporon. [18:04] Poporon     Pino! SIGN    m 0 0 l 0 0 l 23 0 b 24 0 24 1 24 1 l 24 14 b 24 15 23 15 23 15 l -21 15 b -21 15 -22 15 -22 14 l -22 1 b -22 1 -22 1 -22 1 b -22 1 -22 0 -21 0 l -21 0 b -21 0 -21 0 -21 0 b -21 0 -21 0 -21 0 SIGN    Angel Apprentices [18:08] Pekola     At last, a messenger! [18:09] Pekola     The Lord hasn't forsaken me after all! [18:14] Pino     I'm sorry you had to wait so long. [18:16] Poporon     Wait! [18:17] Pekola     What is it, Poporon? [18:19] Poporon     Don't you get it, Pekola-sama?     This is Episode 1! [18:23] Poporon     There's no way you can     go home just like that. [18:26] Poporon     Pino, why did you come here? [18:29] Pino     Bravo, Poporon. [18:30] Pino     Unlike Pekola-sama, you are quite clever. [18:33] Pekola     What? I'm not clever? [18:36] Pino     You are both wanted criminals     and considered traitors to Heaven. [18:41] Pino     As one who once served under Pekola-sama, [18:45] Pino     I was ordered to come here and     mete out punishment to both of you. [18:49] Pekola     Traitors? But why?! [18:51] Pino     Someone in Heaven saw you     sharing the company of devils. [18:57] Pekola     What? They saw me,     but didn't come down to take me home? [18:59] Poporon     Probably because you were     getting cozy with devils. [19:05] Pekola     Pino, it's all a misunderstanding! [19:07] Pekola     I haven't been cozying up to devils, I swear! [19:09] Pino     Once I have administered your punishment, [19:12] Pino     I will be granted the title of archangel. [19:14] Pino     This is the Lord's decision. [19:17] Pino     Which means I have no choice. [19:19] Pekola     It can't be... [19:20] Pekola     My Lord ordered me punished? [19:25] Pekola     Was it wrong to do what I did? [19:29] Poporon     I get it. [19:31] Poporon     Just being around Pekola-sama makes you     feel like it'd be easy to take her rank. [19:36] Pino     Precisely. [19:37] Pekola     Perhaps I didn't teach     these two well enough. [19:40] Pino     Now, which one of you should I punish... [19:43] Pino     Or should I say, "get rid of," first? [19:46] Poporon     There's no way I can beat Pino     when she has the powers of an angel. [19:52] Poporon     Look! A UFO! [19:54] Pekola     The Utsuro-bune? Where?!     Where?! Where is it?! [19:55] Pino     An unidentified flying object?! [19:56] Poporon     Later! [19:58] Poporon     Farewell! [19:59] Pino     Poporon! [20:00] Pekola     Hey! No fair! [20:02] Pino     Well, that's fine. I can take     care of Poporon any time. [20:07] Pino     So, Pekola-sama... [20:10] Pino     I'm going to start by taking... [20:12] Pino     ...your head! [20:18] Pino     Goodbye, Pekola-sama. [20:22] Pekola     What do I do? [20:26] Pekola     What can I do? [20:32] Pino     Hold it! [20:36] Pino     You think you can escape me? [20:45] Pekola     As much as it vexes me,     I have to ask the devils for help! [20:56] Pekola     Excuse me! [20:58] Pekola     Please answer! [21:00] Pekola     I'm begging you! My life is in danger! [21:03] Pekola     Please! [21:05] Pekola     Please! [21:07] Pekola     Help... [21:09] Pekola     Hello? [21:14] Pekola     Er... [21:17] Pekola     Um... SIGN    Silence [21:20] Pekola     No one's home?! [21:32] Pino     I will send you to the depths of Hell. [21:37] Pekola     Oh, God... [23:11] Pekola     This Angel Halo Tapioca     Heaven Juice is delicious. [23:15] Pekola     Thank you so much, Pino. [23:17] Pino     I made lots, [23:18] Pino     and you look like you're starving     to death, so you can have some. [23:20] Pino     Maybe I'll get Poporon-chan's boss to     put some tapioca dishes on their menu. [23:24] Pino     They might be popular! [23:25] Pekola     That sounds delicious! [23:26] Pekola     I'd like tapioca potstickers,     tapioca spring rolls, [23:29] Pekola     tapioca chop suey, and     tapioca fried rice, please! [23:32] Pino     I knew it. Your sense of     taste is broken, Pekola. [23:36] Pino     Those'll never work. E2 - Untitled Source: Crunchyroll Translator: Editor: Timer: QC: (Please feel free to edit the speaker names if incomplete or inaccurate. Names are handled on a best-effort basis depending on the info on the source file. Dialogue is left as is.) [00:00] Jashin     It begins! Jashin-chan Dropkick! [00:04] Jashin     Dropkick! Dropkick! [00:06] Jashin     Dropkick! Dropkick!     Dropkick! Dropkick! [00:09] Jashin     Dropkick! [00:10] Jashin     Dropkick! [00:12] Jashin     Dropkick! [00:13] Jashin     Dropkick! [00:14] Jashin     Dropkick! [00:15] Jashin     Dropkick! Dropkick! Dropkick! [00:16] Jashin     Dropkick! Dropkick! Dropkick! [00:17] Jashin     Drop-Drop-Drop-Drop-Drop-Drop-Drop-Drop... [00:26] Jashin     Surely that was more     than anyone could count... [00:28] Jashin     Woohoo! No one will beat me in     the gift giveaway campaign now! [00:33] Yurine     This week's record was 47 dropkicks. [00:38] Jashin     You have to say that? [00:39] Yurine     I do. [02:11] Pino     I found you, Pekola-sama. [02:14] Pekola     At last, a messenger! [02:15] Pekola     The Lord didn't forsake me after all! [02:19] Poporon     Don't you get it, Pekola-sama? [02:21] Poporon     There's no way you can     go home just like that. [02:24] Pino     I'm going to start by taking... [02:26] Pino     ...your head! [02:31] Pino     Hold it! [02:34] Pekola     As much as it vexes me,     I have to ask the devils for help! SIGN    A Few Days Earlier [02:41] Jashin     I'm getting trolled on Twitter! [02:44] Jashin     I'm scum? I'm a freeloader?     I'm a pachinko addict? I never do dropkicks?! [02:48] Jashin     Didn't you see the bit before the OP?!     I did a ton of them! [02:51] Jashin     What's wrong with a devil being scum?!     And pachinko is my life! [02:54] Jashin     And was it really necessary     to call my cooking gross?! SIGN    Jashin-chan SIGN    Quit dissing me! SIGN    Your cooking's gross LOL SIGN    Anti SIGN    You'll go bald lololol [02:56] Jashin     You stupid humans have never even tasted it!     Don't talk like you won some argument! [03:00] Jashin     Unforgivable! Unforgivable! Unforgivable! [03:05] Jashin     If I knew who these people were,     I'd go and get my revenge! [03:09] Jashin     I wonder if I can get the provider     to disclose their IP addresses... [03:13] Jashin     Wait a minute. I know what I can do. [03:16] Jashin     I could use that to round them all up. [03:22] Medusa     Hello? What's up, Jashin-chan? [03:25] Jashin     Medusa, can you come over tomorrow? [03:28] Medusa     Yeah, of course. [03:30] Jashin     You can? [03:32] Jashin     Then... buy that on your way. [03:35] Medusa     Huh? "That"? [03:36] DevilA     Next! Day! Next! Day! [03:38] Medusa     Jashin-chan, I bought it. SIGN    For     Everyone     in Hell SIGN    Hell SIGN    Clairvoyance     Drops [03:41] Medusa     Here you go. Clairvoyance     Drops for the whole family. [03:45] Medusa     Now available... and highly in demand... [03:48] Jashin     This is what I've been waiting for! [03:49] Medusa     It felt like someone was     making me say that... [03:50] Jashin     Setsuko's favorite: Clairvoyance Drops! [03:53] Jashin     That scene made me cry... SIGN    Clairvoyance Drops SIGN    Clairvoyance Drops [03:55] DevilA     Clairvoyance Drops. [03:56] DevilA     A product from Hell that tells you where     to find the person you're looking for [04:00] DevilA     with just one lick! [04:02] Jashin     Drops! Drops! Drops! [04:08] Medusa     I'm not giving them to you if you're     going to use them for anything wicked. [04:11] Medusa     Tell me what you want them for. [04:12] Jashin     Huh? [04:14] Jashin     You know I'd never dream of     doing anything like anything wicked. [04:18] Jashin     Have I ever done anything     like anything like that? [04:21] Jashin     That's too many "anythings"... [04:23] Medusa     Stare... [04:26] Jashin     Um... I want to find all the people     in this country who are struggling, [04:30] Jashin     and help them out. [04:34] Medusa     Is that true? [04:35] Jashin     Medusa! Look into my eyes! [04:39] Jashin     They have opened to the spirit of kindness! [04:41] Jashin     Just look at them! [04:43] Jashin     I know you can tell what's truly in my heart! [04:52] Medusa     Okay. I believe you. [04:54] Medusa     What a relief. You've discovered     the spirit of kindne— [04:57] Jashin     Just kidding! [05:00] Jashin     I have the candy all to myself! SIGN    All SIGN    All SIGN    To SIGN    To SIGN    Myself! SIGN    Myself! [05:04] Jashin     ATM! SIGN    All SIGN    To SIGN    All SIGN    Myself! SIGN    To SIGN    Myself! [05:07] Jashin     You fell for it hook, line, and sinker! [05:07] Medusa     Jashin-chan, that's dirty!     You're scum! You're a devil! [05:10] Jashin     Uh, no kidding. I think     everyone already knew that! [05:13] Jashin     With this, I can get my     revenge on all those bastards! [05:17] Medusa     I knew it'd be for something wicked... [05:20] Medusa     God, bring down divine     punishment upon Jashin-chan! [05:23] DevilA     ATM! SIGN    devil is begging SIGN    devil is begging [05:25] DevilA     A devil is begging the Almighty     to mete out divine punishment! SIGN    devil is begging SIGN    devil is begging SIGN    devil is begging SIGN    devil is begging SIGN    devil is begging SIGN    devil is begging SIGN    devil is begging SIGN    devil is begging SIGN    devil is begging SIGN    devil is begging SIGN    devil is begging SIGN    devil is begging SIGN    he Almighty to SIGN    he Almighty to SIGN    he Almighty to SIGN    he Almighty to SIGN    he Almighty to SIGN    he Almighty to SIGN    he Almighty to SIGN    he Almighty to SIGN    he Almighty to SIGN    he Almighty to SIGN    he Almighty to SIGN    ete out divine punishment SIGN    he Almighty to SIGN    ete out divine punishment SIGN    ete out divine punishment SIGN    ete out divine punishment SIGN    ete out divine punishment SIGN    ete out divine punishment SIGN    ete out divine punishment SIGN    ete out divine punishment SIGN    ete out divine punishment SIGN    ete out divine punishment [05:29] DevilA     Thirst for the top. Strive to be a champion. [05:33] DevilA     No hidden agendas! [05:48] Jashin     That's the guy who was trolling me. SIGN    Anti SIGN    Tweets: 235 SIGN    No way lol SIGN    You'll go bald lololol SIGN    Not even the least bit funny SIGN    Lame lol SIGN    It's hilarious how SIGN    incomprehensible that is lol [05:50] Jashin     Who would've thought     he'd be right here in Jinbocho? [05:53] Jashin     Sure is a small world. [05:57] Jashin     I'll take him out with one blow. [06:00] Jashin     Put your phone away while you're walking! [06:02] Jashin     And don't use it to troll people! [06:04] Jashin     Jashin-chan Drop... [06:06] Jashin     Homemade Pie! [06:11] Jashin     Serves you right! That's what     you get for trolling me, human! [06:16] Jashin     Stupid! Stupid! Stupid! [06:19] Jashin     Ah, that felt good! [06:21] Jashin     There's no better feeling than this! [06:24] Jashin     If anyone ever trolls me     again, I'll get 'em good! [06:27] DevilA     After that, [06:30] DevilA     every time she was trolled... SIGN    Sapporo SIGN    Sapporo SIGN    Sapporo [06:32] DevilA     Jashin-chan traveled across Japan,     throwing pies in people's faces. SIGN    Sapporo SIGN    Sapporo SIGN    Drill Hall SIGN    Drill Hall [06:36] Lady     Hey, is it me, or is this     pie actually kinda yum? SIGN    Kobe [06:39] DevilA     She traveled from north to south... [06:41] Jashin     Take this! [06:43] Guy     Hey, this is actually pretty good! SIGN    Nagoya [06:45] DevilA     Nothing and nobody could halt her momentum! [06:47] Jashin     Hi-yah! [06:48] Lady     Wow, that's tasty! [06:50] DevilA     China... SIGN    Beijing [06:52] Jashin     Ni hao! [06:53] Guy     That's kinda hao chi! SIGN    Paris [06:55] DevilA     France... [06:56] Jashin     Bonjour! [06:57] Lady     That's pretty très bien! SIGN    Akihabara [06:59] DevilA     Akiba... [07:00] Jashin     Hi there— [07:05] Both     Mr. Katsura?! [07:05] Katsura     I can't see a thing! Everything's gone white! [07:07] Jashin     Oops. I accidentally hit someone     who had nothing to do with this. [07:09] Katsura     What is this?! It's delicious! [07:12] Jashin     Oh, well. He seems to like it well enough. [07:16] DevilA     As the flavor of her pies     improves over time, [07:18] DevilA     Jashin-chan's revenge rampage continues! [07:22] DevilA     Meanwhile, as Pekola found     herself under attack by Pino... [07:27] Pekola     Excuse me! [07:29] Pekola     Please answer! [07:30] Pekola     I'm begging you! My life is in danger! SIGN    Buono [07:34] DevilA     ...Jashin-chan was racing around     the world, continuing her rampage. SIGN    Delicious SIGN    Masisseoyo SIGN    walnuts SIGN    Tastes      like SIGN    Yurine     in the     meantime [07:39] Old     That'll be 600 yen. Thank     you as always for dropping by. [07:39] DevilA     Was her goal still revenge, or     simple research on pie flavors? SIGN    Yurine     in the     meantime SIGN    Minos     in the     meantime [07:43] Minos     All right! Thirteen more laps! [07:44] DevilA     At this time, none of the devils were at home. [07:47] DevilA     God is truly absent here. SIGN    Hell is the absence of God      by Ted Chiang [07:50] DevilA     "Hell is the absence of God." SIGN    Hell is the absence of God      by Ted Chiang [07:53] DevilA     God... Paper... SIGN    Ted Chiang SIGN    Hell is the absence of      by SIGN    God SIGN    Ted Chiang SIGN    God SIGN    Hell is the absence of paper      by Jashin-chan [07:55] DevilA     Oh, God! There's no paper! [07:58] Pekola     No one's home?! [08:05] Pino     I will send you to the depths of Hell. [08:09] Pekola     Oh, God... [08:11] DevilA     Sunday! [08:13] DevilA     It's Sunday! Sunday's the best! [08:15] DevilA     No hidden agendas! [08:18] Grandma     Mei-chan! SIGN    Orochimaru [08:20] Mei     Coming! SIGN    Mei-chan SIGN    Mei-chan SIGN    Mei-chan SIGN    Mei-chan SIGN    Mei-chan SIGN    Mei-chan SIGN    Mei-chan [08:24] Pino     Looks like your friends aren't home. [08:26] Pekola     I wouldn't call them my friends... [08:31] Pekola     W-Well, I'll be going, then. [08:34] Pino     You won't be getting away. [08:37] Pekola     Very well. I may have fallen into     ruin, but I was once an angel. [08:40] Pekola     I can't just stand here quietly     and offer my head for the taking. [08:44] Pekola     All right. I'll take you on. [08:48] Pekola     Let's do this elsewhere. [08:50] Pekola     Hup! [08:50] Pekola     Shoop! [08:55] Pekola     Down here, we won't bother any— [09:00] Pekola     I hadn't even finished talking! [09:02] Pino     Well, I need to finish this quickly, [09:05] Pino     so I can take your head back to Heaven! [09:20] Pekola     I guess there was no way I could     beat Pino in my current state. [09:24] Pino     This ends here. [09:27] Pekola     Oh... So this is the end... [09:34] (Flashback) Yurine     Here, Pekola. A take-out dinner. [09:36] (Flashback) Medusa     Are you cold? I brought a blanket. [09:39] (Flashback) Minos     You can have my potatoes. [09:41] Pekola     Is my life flashing before my eyes? [09:43] (Flashback) Persephone     Use my parachute! [09:48] (Flashback) Jashin     No one needs to be sacrificed... [09:50] (Flashback) Jashin     ...other than me! [09:51] (Flashback) Pekola     Wait! What are you trying to do?! [09:56] (Flashback) Pekola     No... [10:03] Pekola     To think the last faces I'd recall     would be that witch and her devils. [10:07] Pekola     Why is that? [10:10] (Flashback) Tanahashi     Yo, part-timer! [10:12] Pekola     Ugh, he's last?! [10:13] Pino     Goodbye for real this time, Pekola-sama. [10:18] Poporon     German suplex! [10:23] Poporon     Didn't we learn that the worst time     to let your guard down is the moment [10:27] ---     right before you complete your goal, Pino? [10:29] Pino     Hurgh... [10:30] Pekola     Poporon! You came back to save me! [10:34] Poporon     Don't mistake my intentions. [10:35] Pekola     Huh? [10:36] Poporon     I just wanted her halo. [10:39] Poporon     Now, her powers are— [10:41] Pekola     It shattered. [10:42] Poporon     Just when I thought I'd     gotten my hands on a halo! [10:42] Pekola     What? The halo... What? But why? [10:46] Poporon     I should've used a different move!     A backdrop or something! [10:49] Pekola     That would've ended the same way! [10:50] Poporon     A back throw, then! [10:50] DevilA     They look similar,     but they're not the same move. [10:52] Pekola     Yeah, that might work. [10:54] Pino     Poporon... [10:56] Pino     A surprise attack from behind?     You're still a coward, I see. [11:00] Pino     But without your halos, there's nothing you     two can do, even if you work together. [11:05] Pino     I'm going to take care of     both of you traitors for good! [11:08] Poporon     Here. You can have this back. [11:09] Pino     Huh? [11:10] Poporon     It used to be your halo. [11:12] Pino     My halo? [11:14] Pino     Don't be silly. My halo is right— [11:17] Pino     It's gone! [11:18] Poporon     I told you, this is it. [11:22] Pino     No... [11:24] Pino     It can't be... [11:25] Pino     Without my halo,     I can't complete my mission. [11:30] Pino     What will I do? I've failed! [11:34] Pino     I've failed! [11:38] Pekola     You don't need to beat     yourself up that much... [11:40] Pino     Those who fail their     missions are doomed to die. [11:44] Pino     I have to run away! [11:45] Pino     Taxi! [11:49] Poporon     A taxi? Really? [11:51] Poporon     That's too funny! [11:52] Pekola     Why would the Lord go that far? [11:55] Pekola     Pino... [11:55] Poporon     A taxi! [11:56] Pekola     What has made the Lord so harsh? [11:58] Pekola     Has He changed that much in my absence? [12:08] Jashin     I'm home! [12:09] Yurine     Where have you been? [12:11] Jashin     I've been making pies nonstop,     and I finally devised the perfect recipe! [12:20] Jashin     I'm really proud of this one! [12:22] Jashin     Go on, try it! [12:24] Yurine     Thanks, I will. [12:29] Yurine     It's delicious. [12:30] Jashin     Yes! I did it! [12:33] Jashin     I've finally created my     most delicious pie yet! [12:37] Yurine     You know, you could open a bakery. [12:39] Yurine     It'll be a Jinbocho specialty: Jashin pie. [12:42] Jashin     Huh? Wait, what was I doing again? [12:45] Yurine     This is so good. [12:47] Jashin     Oh, whatever! [12:52] DevilA     Magazine: a device that holds     the ammo for a firearm. [12:56] DevilA     My Magnum breathes fire! [12:58] DevilA     No hidden agendas! [13:02] Poporon     Shoot, I messed up an order. [13:05] Poporon     That bowl of ramen is     gonna be docked from my pay. [13:13] Poporon     A devil! [13:14] Poporon     Um... the potato? Simmered Taro, was it? SIGN    Simmered SIGN    Taro [13:18] Poporon     What was her name again? [13:21] Poporon     I wonder if that's one of her friends. [13:23] Poporon     Well, there's no way     I could beat her right now. [13:26] Poporon     I'll just avoid interacting with her. [13:30] Poporon     There's blood on my uniform! SIGN    I'm so sorry! [13:35] Poporon     What in the world are you doing?! SIGN    I'm sorry! I'm sorry! SIGN    I'll pay to have it cleaned! [13:44] Poporon     Well, all right. You should sit and rest for a bit. SIGN    Thanks a lot, angel! You're so kind! [14:00] Poporon     So you could tell. SIGN    What happened to your halo? SIGN    Genesis [14:05] Poporon     I went through some stuff. [14:07] Poporon     Now, I'm earning my keep     at a ramen shop as a human. SIGN    Oh... I've never had ramen before. [14:14] Poporon     Want to try some? SIGN    Can I? [14:17] Poporon     This was headed for the dumpster, anyway. [14:19] Jashin     I don't care if you waste your     life, but don't waste food! SIGN    It looks so good! SIGN    I'm digging right in! SIGN    It's delicious! [14:34] Poporon     She's good with chopsticks... SIGN    This really is delicious! SIGN    Thank you! [14:39] Poporon     A devil's smile... [14:42] Poporon     How nauseating. [14:44] Poporon     First, I get an order wrong, [14:45] Poporon     then my uniform gets stained... [14:47] Poporon     This is the worst day ever. SIGN    Thank you for the ramen. [14:53] Poporon     No problem. I'm gonna go now. SIGN    You know... starting today, I'll be living in the human world, too. SIGN    Let's be friends! [15:01] Poporon     Friends? [15:03] Poporon     But you're a devil. Doesn't the idea     of befriending an angel bother you? SIGN    Nope, not at all. [15:09] Poporon     Well, I don't need any devil friends. SIGN    My name's Persephone II! [15:14] Poporon     The daughter of Hades and     Persephone from the Underworld?! [15:17] Poporon     She's a celebrity! [15:18] Poporon     If I take her down, I'm sure to     shoot straight up the angel ranks! [15:21] Poporon     I'll pretend to be her friend, and when     I get my angel powers back, I'll kill her! SIGN    What's the matter? [15:26] Poporon     Oh, nothing! [15:28] Poporon     Sure, let's be friends. [15:31] Poporon     I'm Poporon. SIGN    Nice to meet you, Poporon-chan! [15:38] Poporon     Wh-Whoops! I need to get back to the shop! [15:41] Poporon     See you later! [15:43] Poporon     "Friends," she says... [15:48] Minos     Hey, there you are. [15:50] Minos     You're late. You had me worried. SIGN    Sorry about that. Thank you for taking me in. [15:55] Minos     Okay, then! I'll put you     through some tough training [15:58] ---     to fix that weak constitution of yours! SIGN    Oh, dear... Please go easy on me. [16:05] DevilA     Jump! It's almost like flying! [16:07] DevilA     High in the air! High as you can go! [16:09] DevilA     No hidden agendas! [16:19] Pino     Oh! [16:20] Pino     A cute little bunny. Come on out. [16:26] Pino     Good bunny. [16:29] Pino     Do you know the story of Buddha? [16:34] Pino     John the Apostle said the same thing. [16:37] Pino     Their teachings may have differed,     but the greatest thing of all... [16:41] Pino     ...is still love. [16:51] Pino     What a lovely meal. [16:54] Pino     But still... [16:56] Pino     I suppose Heaven will never forgive me. [16:59] Pino     How could I fail to do away with the     likes of Pekola-sama and Poporon? [17:03] Pino     What will I do now? [17:08] Pino     That's it! I have a great idea! [17:12] Pino     I'll get rid of the Lord! [17:15] Pino     I just need to become the new Lord! [17:18] Pino     Then, I'll rule over Heaven,     destroy Hell and the human realm, [17:22] Pino     and become queen of the whole world! [17:25] Pino     It'll be wonderful! [17:27] Pino     Now, with that settled... [17:29] Pino     I need to find a place where I can     lie low until my halo regenerates. [17:36] Jashin     Yurine! Yurine! [17:38] Jashin     Some stranger is cleaning the place! [17:40] Yurine     Yeah, that's probably the new custodian. [17:45] Jashin     What happened to the old custodian? [17:49] (Flashback) Custodian     Have a good day, Jashin-chan-san. [17:53] Yurine     She was a widow, [17:55] Yurine     so she remarried and decided     to move back to her hometown. [17:59] Jashin     Huh... [18:00] Yurine     This would be a good time     to introduce ourselves. [18:03] Jashin     'Kay. [18:08] Pino     Working in this apartment     building where devils live [18:11] Pino     should give any pursuers from Heaven     second thoughts about coming for me. [18:14] Pino     In other words,     it's safer to live near devils. [18:18] Pino     I'm so clever! [18:21] Yurine     Hello. [18:24] Yurine     I'm Hanazono Yurine from apartment 202. [18:27] Yurine     Nice to meet you. [18:29] Pino     Y-Yes... [18:31] Pino     My name is Pino. [18:33] Pino     It's a pleasure to meet you. [18:36] Jashin     Yurine, hang on a sec. [18:37] Jashin     Now that I look at her, I     don't think she's human. [18:41] Jashin     That irritating aura you have...     You're an angel, aren't you? [18:43] Pino     Oh, dear. You figured it out already. [18:47] Jashin     Huh? But what happened to your halo? [18:50] Jashin     Where's your halo? [18:51] Jashin     Hay-hay-hay-lo! [18:54] Pino     Well, you see... stuff happened... [18:56] Jashin     Like what? [18:58] Jashin     Like what? [19:00] Yurine     Come on, don't be a pest about it. [19:03] Yurine     Everyone has things they     don't want to talk about. [19:05] Jashin     I bet you came here to kill     Pekola and Poporon but failed, [19:08] Jashin     and now you can't go home     because you lost your halo, right? [19:11] Pino     How'd she know? [19:12] Jashin     Why here, though?! Go work somewhere else! SIGN    Gotham     Dental     Clinic [19:15] Jashin     Like at a dentist's, or at Maison Nikoku, [19:17] Jashin     or at Maison Sankoku, or at Maison Yonkoku! [19:19] Yurine     Who cares where she or anyone else lives? [19:22] Jashin     I care! [19:23] Jashin     Once she gets her angel powers     back, she's likely to attack us! [19:26] Jashin     So I'll use my killer dropkick to finish     her off before she gets the chance! [19:30] Pino     Wait! I have no intention     of fighting right now! [19:32] Jashin     But you intend to fight eventually! [19:34] Pino     I'm anti-Armageddon! [19:35] Yurine     Stop it, Jashin-chan! [19:37] Jashin     No! I'm gonna kill her now! Right this minute! [19:40] Jashin     Let me kill her! Let me     kill her! Let me kill her! [19:43] Yurine     Jashin-chan, didn't     I just tell you to stop it? [19:48] Jashin     Wai... Wha... What?! SIGN    è SIGN    m 0 0 l 100 0 100 100 0 100 SIGN    Something's being     transmitted into     her head [19:52] Jashin     M-My head... My head feels... f-feels... [20:05] Yurine     It's a pleasure to have you in our building. [20:08] Pino     S-Scary... Hanazono Yurine... [20:12] Pino     I'd heard she had the     devils under her thumb, [20:15] Pino     but this... this... [20:17] Minos     Hey, Yurine-chan! [20:19] Yurine     Welcome back. Jogging? [20:21] Minos     Yep! Trying to get some     physical training in. [20:24] Minos     Hey, who's this? [20:26] Yurine     She's our new custodian. SIGN    An angel I've never seen before... [20:30] Minos     Yeah? Well, I'm Minos! Nice to meet you! SIGN    I'm Persephone II. [20:36] Pino     I-I'm Pino. SIGN    It's so nice to have one more pretty lady around here! [20:41] Pino     Will I really be able to live like this? [20:45] Pino     I'm starting to feel a little worried... [21:08] DevilA     Oh! Meteor! [21:10] DevilA     Comet! [21:11] DevilA     Meteor! [21:12] DevilA     Meteo— [21:14] DevilA     It blew up! [22:46] Poporon     Wow, it looks like I'm trending! [22:49] Poporon     Let's see what they're saying. [22:50] Poporon     "Noel-chan handled her fans like a pro." SIGN    Noel-chan's way too cute SIGN    Noel-chan handled her fans like a pro. SIGN    This pig was absolutely delighted. SIGN    Noel is a goddess [22:54] Poporon     "This pig was absolutely delighted." [22:56] Poporon     Wow, these people are praising me so much! [23:00] Poporon     They really love me! [23:01] Poporon     Even humans have their good points— SIGN    Shiromegachi SIGN    Not that anyone cares SIGN    Shiromegachi SIGN    But I think the one voiced      by Yamada Marina is cuter SIGN    Shiromegachi SIGN    The angel Noel isn't that cute SIGN    She's not my type [23:06] Poporon     I guess I need to wipe them out after all. [23:10] Mei     Orochimaru, I summon you! [23:12] Jashin     You called, and now I'm here! Jashin-chan! [23:14] Jashin     Hey! Don't just go around summoning me! [23:15] Mei     Aw, but you and I share a bond     from a previous life, Orochimaru! [23:19] Mei     We'll be together till we die! [23:20] Jashin     Devils and humans have     totally different lifespans! [23:22] Mei     No problem! Here! [23:24] Jashin     What the heck is this collar for?! [23:26] Mei     It's a collar that will     automatically lock when I die. [23:29] Mei     We'll be together in     the next life... forever! [23:32] Jashin     W-Wait... it's already getting tighter... [23:35] Jashin     Is... Jashin-chan... finally... done for? E3 - Untitled Source: Crunchyroll Translator: Editor: Timer: QC: (Please feel free to edit the speaker names if incomplete or inaccurate. Names are handled on a best-effort basis depending on the info on the source file. Dialogue is left as is.) SIGN    ATV     for Devils [00:01] Kids     Teach Us, Devil A! SIGN    m 0 0 s 100 0 100 100 0 100 c SIGN    Teach Us SIGN    Devil [00:06] A-ta     Hey, Devil A-sensei! [00:08] A-ko     Sensei! [00:09] A-ta     Why is Jinbocho called Jinbocho? SIGN    Jinbocho [00:13] A-ko     Why? Why is it? [00:13] DevilA     That's a good question, A-ta-kun. [00:15] A-ko     Why? Why? Why? Why? Why? Why? Why?     Why? Why? Why? Why? Why? Why? Why? Why? [00:16] DevilA     A-ko-san, be quiet!     I'm trying to answer the question! [00:20] DevilA     It's because... [00:20] A-ko     Oh! SIGN    m 0 0 l 0 0 l 23 0 b 24 0 24 1 24 1 l 24 14 b 24 15 23 15 23 15 l -21 15 b -21 15 -22 15 -22 14 l -22 1 b -22 1 -22 1 -22 1 b -22 1 -22 0 -21 0 l -21 0 b -21 0 -21 0 -21 0 b -21 0 -21 0 -21 0 SIGN    Jinbocho SIGN    Name Origin Its name is     derived from Jinbo Street,     the street passing by a     large mansion owned by     Jinbo Nagaharu in the     Genroku era     (1688-1704). [00:22] A-ko     The Internet says it was named     "Jinbocho" after Jinbo Street, [00:25] A-ko     which is where a samurai named Jinbo     Nagaharu-san had his mansion in the Edo period! [00:30] A-ta     Amazing, Devil A-sensei! [00:33] A-ko     See you next time! See you     next time! See you next time! [00:33] A-ta     See you next time! [02:13] Pino     Autumn has truly reached its peak. [02:15] Pino     Well, I should finish up     cleaning and have a snack. [02:20] Devil A     Whoops! We made a mistake! [02:22] Devil A     Let's rewind a bit. [02:27] Devil A     I apologize for that. [02:29] Devil A     Today, we will see how things unfolded [02:32] ---     after Persephone II     started living with Minos. SIGN    I-I'm too embarrassed... [02:38] Yurine     It's fine. You look cute. SIGN    How... does it look? [02:48] Yurine     It suits you. [02:49] Medusa     You really do look cute! [02:51] Minos     It looks great! [02:52] Jashin     Not bad, Sinbad. [02:56] Jashin     Hmph! Why would you want to wear clothes? [02:59] Jashin     Clothes are for the weak!     Strong people don't wear clothes! [03:03] Jashin     People like me! [03:04] Yurine     You're a whole new you. [03:06] Minos     You're a huge help, Yurine-chan. [03:07] Medusa     You look like a model! [03:09] Yurine     By the way... [03:10] Yurine     This one's yours, Jashin-chan. [03:12] Jashin     Th-That's... [03:13] Jashin     ...the cape I've been wanting! [03:16] Medusa     I thought you didn't wear clothes... [03:18] Jashin     Capes are fine. [03:19] Jashin     Capes are gear for making     the strong even stronger! [03:23] Medusa     You look cute, Jashin-chan! [03:25] Jashin     I'm not cute. I'm strong. [03:28] Minos     I'm glad for you, II. [03:30] Minos     She picked out a really cute outfit for you. SIGN    Yeah! [03:32] Yurine     Speaking of, I was wondering     what we should call her. [03:35] Yurine     Shouldn't we give her a cuter nickname? [03:38] Minos     Cuter? [03:41] Jashin     Oh! Oh! Oh! I'll do it! I'll pick one! [03:44] Minos     You, Jashin-chan? [03:46] Jashin     Starting today, your name is "Second"! SIGN    Second? [03:51] Jashin     Men's second bag! [03:55] Yurine     Men's second bag? [03:58] Jashin     See? Pretty funny, right? SIGN    What's that mean? [04:01] Yurine     Your gags are funny,     but they're too complicated for some. [04:04] Medusa     It should be something cute. [04:07] Medusa     Oh! How about "Per-chan"? [04:10] Medusa     "Per" from "Persephone"? [04:11] Jashin     You idiot! You actually think that's     a good idea? Use your head, moron! SIGN    Per-chan... SIGN    I like it. SIGN    It's cute! [04:22] Minos     All right. Then, from     now on, you're Per-chan. [04:28] Medusa     Minos... [04:29] Medusa     You seem like you've been having     fun since Per-chan moved in. [04:33] Minos     I only had brothers growing up. [04:36] Minos     I feel like I have a sister     now. It's kinda cool. SIGN    I was an only child, myself. SIGN    It's so nice having four sisters. [04:44] Jashin     Four? Are you counting me, too? SIGN    Of course! SIGN    Jashin-chan-oneesan! [04:52] Jashin     I-I'm not an onee-san!     And I'm not your big sister! [04:57] Jashin     Medusa, we're going out! [05:02] Jashin     We're going to the arcade to bang     the hell out of the taiko drum! SIGN    Is Jashin-chan angry? [05:07] Yurine     She's just embarrassed. SIGN    m 0 0 s 100 0 100 100 0 100 c SIGN    m 0 0 s 100 0 100 100 0 100 c SIGN    Yokozuna SIGN    Jashin-chan SIGN    Hard SIGN    Combo SIGN    Combo SIGN    Good SIGN    Good [05:16] Jashin     A big sister, huh? [05:18] Jashin     That's not so bad... [05:20] Medusa     You're so good at that, Jashin-chan! [05:26] Pino     It melts in my mouth! SIGN    Shogi Hall [05:43] Yurine     It's your turn. What's the holdup? [05:45] Jashin     I was just thinking, if we     jumped on the shogi bandwagon, [05:47] Jashin     and made a shogi set with pieces     modeled after all of us, it'd sell pretty well. [05:53] Yurine     Would it really? SIGN    Vipers and Jashin-chan     are basically relatives [05:54] Jashin     Dropkick on My Devil and     shogi are highly compatible! [05:58] Yurine     How the hell do you figure that? [05:59] Jashin     Well, take the one that says "flying car." SIGN    Rook SIGN    Fly SIGN    Car [06:01] Jashin     That one's Mei! [06:03] Mei     I'm arresting you and putting you away! [06:04] Jashin     Her sanity and her car flew away ages ago! [06:06] Yurine     That's read "hisha." It's the rook. [06:09] Jashin     And this one has "horns" on it, so that's Minos! SIGN    Bishop SIGN    Horns SIGN    Go [06:11] Minos     All right! [06:12] Yurine     That's "kaku," the bishop.     You're reading them wrong. [06:15] Jashin     "Katsura"? I saw that name     in the ending credits. SIGN    Katsura     Tree SIGN    Horse SIGN    Knight [06:19] Katsura     Screen printing is awesome! [06:20] Yurine     It's not "Katsura."     It's "keima," the knight. SIGN    Pawn SIGN    Walk SIGN    Soldier [06:22] Jashin     Um... "walk"... walk... work? Pino? [06:27] Yurine     That's "fu," the pawn.     You're not even trying anymore. SIGN    King General [06:30] Jashin     The king general is me,     and the jeweled general is you! SIGN    Jeweled General SIGN    Jeweled General Drinks [06:33] Jashin     "Silver" is... SIGN    Silver General [06:34] Jashin     ...either Per-chan or Poporon, I guess. [06:37] Yurine     What? You can't decide? [06:38] Jashin     There aren't enough pieces for everyone. [06:40] Yurine     Because you're just     assigning them at random. [06:42] Jashin     And this one is Pekola. SIGN    Lance SIGN    Scent SIGN    Car [06:45] Yurine     Why? [06:45] Jashin     I figure she sprays herself with scents     every day because she doesn't bathe. SIGN    Feb [06:49] Yurine     That kind of gossip could     destroy someone's reputation. [06:52] Pekola     Huh? [06:55] Pekola     What's this hammer for? [06:57] Yurine     That piece has nothing to do with scents,     anyway. It's "kyosha," the lance. SIGN    Gold General [07:01] Jashin     "Gold" is money! That one's     Medusa! No doubt about it! [07:04] Medusa     Here you go. I got a new card. [07:07] Medusa     Don't tell Yurine-san! [07:08] Jashin     Aw, thanks! [07:10] Yurine     I told you not to do that, Medusa! [07:12] Medusa     I'm sorry... [07:12] Yurine     And that piece has nothing to do with money! [07:14] Jashin     Uh, yeah. We're totally shogi. [07:18] Jashin     I can see it now. [07:19] Yurine     A mountain of unsold stock is all I see. [07:30] Yurine     What? Kori-chan is missing? [07:33] Jashin     You mean Koji? [07:34] Yusa     Yes. I only took my eyes off of her     for a moment in Akihabara... [07:38] Jashin     For skinny jeans? SIGN    m 0 0 l 100 0 100 100 0 100 SIGN    è SIGN    Skinny     Jeans [07:40] Yurine     And then what? [07:41] Yusa     I looked around, but I couldn't find her. [07:44] Jashin     I just got ignored... [07:44] Yurine     That is concerning. [07:46] Jashin     She's probably dead. [07:48] Yusa     What? [07:48] Jashin     Just give up. [07:50] Jashin     You shouldn't have taken     your eyes off of her. [07:52] Yusa     But... It was only for an instant... SIGN    m 0 0 l 100 0 100 100 0 100 SIGN    è SIGN    Skinny Jeans [07:55] Jashin     Skinny! [07:55] Yurine     Stop making her feel worse! [07:56] Yurine     Ow, ow, ow! It was a joke! A joke! [08:00] Yurine     We should call the police. [08:02] Jashin     You said Akiba? [08:03] Jashin     Mei knows that area really well. [08:06] Mei     My room, Orochimaru, and me! SIGN    Yakitori [08:09] Mei     What's the matter, Orochimaru?     Wanna come over? [08:13] Jashin     Like hell! Give that ridiculous crap a rest! [08:17] Mei     She's missing? [08:18] Mei     Could you tell me what she looks like? [08:20] Jashin     Well... She's about 80 centimeters tall, [08:24] Jashin     with a white kimono and blue hair, [08:26] Jashin     and a face like a mole. [08:29] Mei     Got it. If I find out anything,     I'll let you know. SIGN    Hell SIGN    For Maharaurava [08:42] Mei     Well, I mean... [08:44] Mei     She was just so cute! [08:47] Mei     But you wanted to come with me, didn't you? [08:52] Mei     "Yes, I did!" [08:55] Mei     You're so cute in your ugly little way! [08:58] Mei     This is a problem, though. [09:00] Mei     I didn't expect you to be an     acquaintance of Orochimaru's. [09:02] Mei     It's only a matter of time     until she finds you. [09:05] Mei     I need to think of a way to add     you to my collection quickly... [09:09] Mei     Should I preserve you in     formalin, or stuff you? [09:13] Mei     Maybe I should mummify you... [09:17] Mei     Formalin isn't scary. [09:25] Mei     What's this? What are you doing? [09:29] Mei     It's so cold, I'm freezing! Incredible! [09:32] Mei     What is this? It suddenly got really cold... [09:38] Mei     Wait, you're gonna freeze me! Stop! [09:40] Mei     I get it! I'll take you back! [09:42] Mei     I'll take you back, okay?! So stop! [09:47] Mei     I guess I have no choice now. [09:49] Mei     But just remember, I owe you one now! [09:58] Yurine     She's not here. [10:01] Yusa     She's not at Radio Kaikan, either. [10:03] Jashin     I found The Punisher for the Genes     while I was looking for Koji! [10:07] Katsura     Let us out! Help! [10:07] Chiba     Really? You want it in 68     payments? For all three?! [10:07] Ozaki     I write my parents' names here, right?     Wait, my other relatives', too?! SIGN    Negotiation in Progress [10:12] Yusa     She's nowhere to be found. [10:14] Yurine     Where could she be? [10:17] Jashin     Hey, it's Koji! [10:23] Yusa     Thank goodness! [10:25] Jashin     Did you find her, Mei? [10:27] Mei     Yep! [10:28] Mei     Tachibana Mei, the super cop     of the Banzaibashi Police! [10:32] Yusa     Thank you so much, truly. [10:35] Yusa     I'll never forget my debt to you. [10:37] Yurine     I'm glad you were found safe. [10:42] Mei     I only did what a super cop ought to do. [10:46] Yusa     I'll come back on another     day to thank you properly. [10:50] Yusa     We'll be going now. [10:55] Jashin     What is it, Yurine? [10:57] Yurine     Oh, uh... nothing. [11:00] Yurine     I hope. [11:03] Mei     I can do anything as long     as I don't get caught, right? [11:06] Mei     I'll just go find myself another cutie. [11:13] Medusa     Jashin-chan! [11:14] Yurine     Hurry up or we'll leave you here. SIGN    Yokai     Exhibit SIGN    Yokai     Exhibit [11:17] Minos     I've never been to a museum     in the human realm before. [11:20] Medusa     Same here! [11:22] Jashin     I'm feeling smarter just by being here! SIGN    That's amazing, Jashin-chan! [11:26] Minos     Oh, please. You're not smarter. [11:27] Staff     This is floor 1, exhibit room 2. [11:28] Yurine     I never thought I'd be bringing     a bunch of devils to a yokai exhibit. [11:33] Yurine     Look at the displays quietly, you guys. SIGN    Nekomata SIGN    Nekomata [11:36] Jashin     Nekomako? SIGN    How cute! [11:39] Yurine     That's "Nekomata." [11:41] Minos     Is this supposed to be a cow? SIGN    m 0 0 l 100 0 100 100 0 100 SIGN    Ushi-oni [11:43] Minos     I guess it does look a little like my dad. [11:46] Medusa     No, it doesn't... [11:47] Minos     I'll send him a picture of it. SIGN    Oh, this one looks a little like Jashin-chan! [11:55] Yurine     Hey, I told you guys to be quiet. SIGN    Jashin-chan! SIGN    m 0 0 l 100 0 100 100 0 100 SIGN    Hebi-onna SIGN    m 0 0 l 100 0 100 100 0 100 SIGN    Photography Allowed [11:59] Minos     Looks just like her! [12:02] Yurine     You're right. It does. [12:04] Jashin     Is there really a yokai as cute as m— [12:10] Jashin     The hell is this? [12:11] Jashin     How does that look like me?!     It's just a head with a tail! [12:15] Yurine     Hey! Keep it down! [12:16] Yurine     If you don't stop, I'll make you nothing     but a head and tail, like that painting. [12:23] Minos     It's the cow from that one painting! [12:24] Minos     This T-shirt is awesome! SIGN    I think I'm going to get this. [12:28] Yurine     What is that? SIGN    A pencil cap. [12:32] Jashin     Medusa... [12:35] Jashin     Did that thing... really look like me? [12:39] Jashin     I won't get mad at you. [12:46] Medusa     Maybe a little... [12:48] Jashin     I see. SIGN    This is delicious! [12:52] Yurine     When did you change your shirt, Minos? [12:55] Minos     Looks cool, right? [13:00] Minos     Jashin-chan? [13:03] Minos     If you're not gonna eat it... [13:09] Jashin     Did that creature... [13:11] Jashin     ...really look like me? [13:15] Jashin     No... In truth, even at that     moment, I already knew. [13:21] Jashin     It did look like me. [13:22] Jashin     Like I'd ever admit that! [13:24] Yurine     Shut up. [13:25] Jashin     Did she look like me? [13:27] Jashin     Or could she actually be     the origin of my entire race? [13:31] Jashin     But we're a race that can live     for tens of thousands of years. [13:35] Jashin     Maybe I'm actually the origin, [13:37] Jashin     but the unnecessary parts degenerated, [13:39] Jashin     and what was left evolved into that! [13:42] Jashin     Which means that yokai is my ultimate form,     comprised only of what's essential! [13:48] Jashin     Evolution, huh? [13:50] Jashin     Damn! That might actually be cool as hell! [13:55] Jashin     Let me just imagine that right now. [14:02] Jashin     Gross! [14:04] Jashin     Please, no! No! SIGN    ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ SIGN    ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ SIGN    Nooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo [14:06] Yurine     Is she sleep-talking? [14:09] Jashin     Man, I'm stiff. [14:12] Yurine     You seem really tired. [14:14] Jashin     It's true. [14:16] Jashin     I've got so many spirits     possessing me. It's wearing me out. [14:20] Yurine     That would definitely tire you out. [14:31] Yurine     Get up! [14:38] Jashin     What? What? What?! What happened?! [14:40] Jashin     Wait... where are we? [14:42] Yurine     Don't give me that. [14:44] Jashin     Yurine, this is terrible!     Our apartment changed! [14:47] Yurine     This is someone else's place. [14:49] Jashin     Huh? [14:50] Yurine     Take a moment to recall     what you did last night. SIGN    Sushi [14:57] Jashin     I think I got drunk... SIGN    Sushi SIGN    Sushi SIGN    Sushi SIGN    Sushi SIGN    Abe SIGN    Abe [15:02] Jashin     So tired... [15:03] Abe     Wh-Who are you?! [15:05] Jashin     Ugh, I can't stand it... [15:06] Abe     Wait, you can't... [15:12] Jashin     Oh... [15:14] Jashin     Oh! [15:15] Yurine     She saw the contact info     I sewed to your wallet, [15:18] Yurine     and was kind enough to contact me. [15:19] Abe     Hi there. [15:21] Yurine     Jeez. Do you know how much trouble you caused? [15:25] Yurine     I really am sorry about this. [15:28] Abe     Oh, no, it's okay... [15:29] Yurine     You need to apologize, too. [15:32] Jashin     Oh, yeah. My bad. [15:34] Jashin     I-I am truly sorry for     the trouble I've caused. SIGN    Sushi SIGN    Sushi SIGN    Sushi [15:38] Jashin     Please accept this sushi. [15:41] Abe     Th-Thank you... [15:45] Jashin     My nose is broken. [15:47] Yurine     Just how much did you drink? [15:50] Yurine     Ugh, you reek of booze. [15:52] Jashin     I feel sick... [15:57] Jashin     I got into a drinking contest with some     guy at the bar I went to last night... [16:04] Yurine     Is this his business card? SIGN    Shiosai Co., Ltd. SIGN    Managing     Director SIGN    — 12 Hours Earlier — [16:07] Miura     You're quite the drinker. [16:11] Jashin     What's up, old man? Wanna have a contest? [16:16] Miura     That sounds interesting. [16:17] Miura     Just so you know, I can keep     drinking for quite a while. [16:20] Jashin     No problem. [16:21] Jashin     It's not like a mere human     can outdrink me, anyway. SIGN    —1 Hour Later— [16:26] Jashin     I'm really grateful to Miura! [16:31] Jashin     Thanks! [16:32] Miura     Miura? [16:33] Jashin     Yeah! He sang our ending theme! [16:37] Miura     Oh, yeah, him. He's great, isn't he? [16:41] Jashin     He is! And he's a great dancer!     He's Japan's you-know-who Jackson! [16:47] Jashin     Exciting! Hype! [16:49] Miura     I think you've got the wrong Miura. [16:51] Jashin     Huh? The dancer? [16:54] Jashin     The soccer player? [16:55] Miura     That's Kazu. [16:56] Jashin     Huh? [16:58] Miura     Try again. Miura Yu... [17:00] Jashin     The one who climbed Everest! [17:01] Miura     He's way older. [17:03] Jashin     What? [17:04] Jashin     The shogi— [17:05] Miura     Different Miura. [17:07] Jashin     The Naoki Prize winner— [17:08] Miura     Different Miura. [17:10] Jashin     The popular actor— [17:11] Miura     Different Miura. [17:12] Jashin     The LA murder— [17:13] Miura     Different Miura, and different Kazu. [17:18] Jashin     Jump across the fire to me. [17:20] Jashin     If you'll jump across the fire to me... [17:21] Miura     Oh, you know that movie? [17:23] Miura     And you're so young... How embarrassing... SIGN    m 0 0 l 100 0 100 100 0 100 SIGN    Spirytus SIGN    m 0 0 l 100 0 100 100 0 100 SIGN    Spirytus [17:26] Miura     I feel a little like that Miura now. [17:27] Jashin     Oh, don't be silly. SIGN    m 0 0 l 100 0 100 100 0 100 SIGN    Spirytus SIGN    m 0 0 l 100 0 100 100 0 100 SIGN    Spirytus SIGN    m 0 0 l 100 0 100 100 0 100 SIGN    Spirytus SIGN    m 0 0 l 100 0 100 100 0 100 SIGN    Spirytus SIGN    m 0 0 l 100 0 100 100 0 100 SIGN    Spirytus SIGN    m 0 0 l 100 0 100 100 0 100 SIGN    Spirytus SIGN    m 0 0 l 100 0 100 100 0 100 SIGN    Spirytus SIGN    m 0 0 l 100 0 100 100 0 100 SIGN    Spirytus SIGN    m 0 0 l 100 0 100 100 0 100 SIGN    Spirytus SIGN    m 0 0 l 100 0 100 100 0 100 SIGN    Spirytus [17:30] Jashin     Honestly, I'm so grateful     to Maeyamada Kenichi. [17:35] Miura     Yeah... [17:36] Miura     Wait, what happened to Miura... [17:39] Guy     Whoa, that dude drank     Spirytus and passed out! [17:40] Jashin     Fool. That's what you     get for challenging me. [17:41] Guy     Call an ambulance! SIGN    10,000 Yen [17:43] Miura     Miura... SIGN    10,000 Yen [17:44] Guy     Dude, are you okay? [17:44] Jashin     Yo, barkeep, I'll leave the     money to cover us both. [17:46] Guy     Dude, dude, dude! Dude, dude, dude! [17:47] Bar     Okay... Take care on your way home. [17:51] Jashin     That's the story. [17:52] Jashin     So I drank lots and lots last night! [17:54] Yurine     What you did at the end     of that was pretty bad. [17:57] Jashin     I know, right? That old     dude's probably dead! [18:02] Yurine     What's wrong? [18:05] Miura     Well, hi there. [18:08] Jashin     He's alive! [18:16] Pekola     I've never played mahjong before. [18:18] Poporon     We'll go easy on you. [18:21] Pekola     Okay, this white one— [18:22] Poporon     Popo-ron! [18:33] Yurine     What's wrong? You haven't said a word all day. [18:37] Yurine     Want some ice cream? [18:39] Yurine     Pudding? [18:42] Yurine     What's wrong with you? [18:44] Jashin     My tooth... [18:47] Jashin     My tooth hurts. [18:49] Yurine     A cavity? [18:50] Jashin     I think so. [18:53] Jashin     I thought it'd get better     eventually if I left it alone... [18:56] Yurine     Cavities don't get better! [18:58] Yurine     Go see a dentist right now! [19:01] Yurine     What's that look for? [19:02] Jashin     What's a dentist's office like? [19:05] Jashin     This is my first cavity,     so I've never been to one... [19:09] Yurine     Well, to put it simply... [19:12] Yurine     It's like a torture chamber. [19:15] Yurine     They put you in a chair     and won't let you move, [19:19] Yurine     then they carve into     the cavity with a drill. [19:23] Jashin     This drill's way too big! [19:23] Dentist     Sweat. Sweat. Sweat. Joke. SIGN    m 50 0 b 100 0 100 100 50 100 b 0 100 0 0 50 0 SIGN    , SIGN    Sweat SIGN    m 50 0 b 100 0 100 100 50 100 b 0 100 0 0 50 0 SIGN    , SIGN    Sweat SIGN    m 50 0 b 100 0 100 100 50 100 b 0 100 0 0 50 0 SIGN    , SIGN    Sweat [19:25] Jashin     Stop! Stop! SIGN    m 50 0 b 100 0 100 100 50 100 b 0 100 0 0 50 0 SIGN    , SIGN    Joke [19:26] Nurse     It's a sushi roll. [19:27] Jashin     Like hell it is, you dumbass! [19:30] Yurine     I was kidding. [19:32] Yurine     Come on. It won't get     better if you don't go, [19:34] Yurine     so get moving. SIGN    Gotham Dental Clinic [19:41] Sorata     Wow, it's a snake! [19:43] Girl     There's a snake in here! [19:44] Sorata     Mom, it's a snake! [19:45] Jashin     Shut up! I'm in pain right now! [19:46] Mom     Yes, I can see that. [19:49] Sorata     Snake Bomber! [19:52] Sorata     Ow... [19:52] Yurine     Oh, are you okay? [19:56] Jashin     Ma'am... [19:59] Jashin     I'd appreciate it if you'd watch     your child and not your smartphone. [20:04] Jashin     Otherwise, I'll kill him. [20:06] Yurine     Jashin-chan. [20:11] Yurine     They'll call you in soon     enough. Just wait quietly. [20:18] Yurine     Your heartbeat's really loud... [20:20] Yurine     Wait, you're making that     noise with your mouth? [20:23] Jashin     Y-Yurine, hold my hand! I-I-I'm too nervous! [20:27] Yurine     You're creeping me out. [20:28] Yurine     Your vibrating's making me itch. [20:30] Jashin     I wanna go home! [20:31] Yurine     Quit fidgeting. [20:33] Jashin     They're not calling me. [20:34] Jashin     Maybe we should cancel     and come back tomorrow. [20:37] Jashin     Yeah, that's it. Let's do that. [20:37] Yurine     It's only been five minutes. [20:40] Jashin     Okay... I'll wait until they call two mor— [20:42] Hygienist     Jashin-chan-san! [20:46] Jashin     I got called! They finally called my name! [20:50] Jashin     Yurine, help me! Go in with me! [20:53] Yurine     Stop being weird. You're not a little kid. [20:57] Jashin     Okay, I'll grit my teeth     and get it over with. [20:59] Yurine     You'll have to open your mouth. [21:02] Yurine     Just get in there already. [21:04] Yurine     Now! SIGN    m 0 0 l 100 0 100 100 0 100 SIGN    m 0 0 l 100 0 100 100 0 100 SIGN    Exam Room SIGN    m 0 0 l 100 0 100 100 0 100 SIGN    m 0 0 l 100 0 100 100 0 100 SIGN    Exam Room [21:06] Jashin     No! [21:08] Jashin     Help me! [21:08] Dentist     Stop that! Hold still! [21:11] DevilA     I'll do that for you! [21:12] DevilA     No! [21:14] Jashin     It doesn't hurt anymore! [21:16] Yurine     Aren't you glad you came? [21:18] Jashin     Yep! Sure am! [21:20] Jashin     He said I shouldn't eat     anything for 30 minutes. [21:22] Yurine     I see. [21:23] Jashin     Well, I'm free until they call me up to pay, [21:26] Jashin     so I'll have some chocolate! [21:27] Yurine     You idiot! [21:28] Jashin     My appetizer! [21:31] Yurine     Did you forget what you just said?! [21:34] Yurine     Could you check her one more time? [21:35] Jashin     M-My tooth broke! Help me! [21:37] Hygienist     Uh-huh... [23:10] Pekola     Summer is so hot... I'm melting... [23:13] Pekola     If I evaporated,     could I make it back to Heaven? [23:15] Yusa     Pekola-san, would you like some shaved ice? [23:18] Pekola     Yusa-san, Koji-san... [23:20] Pekola     I don't have any money right now. [23:23] Yusa     That's all right. It's my sister's treat. [23:25] Pekola     R-Really? Are you sure? [23:27] Yusa     Yes. [23:30] Pekola     You're devils, but you're just like angels! [23:32] Pekola     Thank you, Yusa-san and Koji-san! [23:34] Pekola     Please come visit me in Heaven someday! [23:36] Pekola     May God bless these devils! E4 - Untitled Source: Crunchyroll Translator: Editor: Timer: QC: (Please feel free to edit the speaker names if incomplete or inaccurate. Names are handled on a best-effort basis depending on the info on the source file. Dialogue is left as is.) SIGN    My Dream for the Future SIGN    P     e     r     s SIGN    This is hard... [00:06] Jashin     What, you're actually studying? [00:09] Jashin     Lame! SIGN    I think a smart-aleck devil who's only strong against the young and the weak is a lot lamer. [00:23] Jashin     Smart-aleck... devil... [00:26] Yurine     Why not take a break and have some tea? SIGN    Ja SIGN    Yay! Fujike cakes! SIGN    Fujike [00:33] Yurine     Here, smart-aleck devil.     You can have some, too. [00:37] Jashin     Smart-aleck devil... [00:40] Yurine     You know, after all that big talk, [00:43] Yurine     you didn't do any dropkicks last episode. SIGN    So it really is title fraud? [00:49] Yurine     Seems that way... [00:52] Yurine     Let's change the title. [00:54] Jashin     What?! SIGN    The Smart-Aleck Devil! SIGN    m 0 0 l 0 0 l -3 0 l -6 -2 l -8 -5 l -8 -10 l -6 -12 l -2 -14 l 2 -14 l 9 -13 l 10 -11 l 14 -11 l 17 -14 l 19 -15 l 23 -12 l 23 -12 l 24 -10 l 24 -8 l 25 -5 l 24 -2 l 23 -1 l 21 0 l 15 0 l 11 1 l 6 1 l 4 0 l 2 0 SIGN    m 50 0 b 100 0 100 100 50 100 b 0 100 0 0 50 0 SIGN    m 50 0 b 100 0 100 100 50 100 b 0 100 0 0 50 0 SIGN    Smart-Aleck Devil [02:27] Jashin     Smart-aleck devil... SIGN    Hey, Yurine-chan. SIGN    m 0 0 l 0 0 l 1 -3 l 2 -5 l 4 -5 l 8 -3 l 10 -4 l 15 -5 l 18 -4 l 19 -3 l 24 -4 l 26 -3 l 29 1 l 28 3 l 28 4 l 23 7 l 19 6 l 15 7 l 14 7 l 10 7 l 7 6 l 6 7 l 4 7 l 2 6 l 1 4 l 0 2 l 0 -1 SIGN    m 50 0 b 100 0 100 100 50 100 b 0 100 0 0 50 0 SIGN    m 50 0 b 100 0 100 100 50 100 b 0 100 0 0 50 0 SIGN    Smart-Aleck Devil [02:29] Jashin     Smart-aleck devil...     Smart-aleck devil... SIGN    I have to write a paper on the theme of "the future me." SIGN    What do you think I should write about? [02:36] Yurine     Well... [02:38] Yurine     Is there anything you'd like     to become in the future? SIGN    What I'd like to become? SIGN    A pencil cap! [02:50] Jashin     I know you can do it. [02:52] Jashin     Go for it. SIGN    Go for it SIGN    Go for it [02:53] Yurine     Be serious, Per-chan. [02:55] Yurine     There must be something. SIGN    Maybe a teacher who's like everyone's mom? [03:05] Yurine     Why not just write that, then? SIGN    Oh... [03:09] Yurine     "The future me," huh? [03:11] Yurine     I wrote about that a long time ago, too. SIGN    What did you write? [03:17] Yurine     "A dictator." [03:20] Yurine     I wrote that I would kill all who defied me, [03:22] Yurine     and create the Yurine     Kingdom, a paradise on Earth, [03:27] Yurine     inhabited only by those     who swore loyalty to me. SIGN    That's so cool! [03:33] Jashin     The Yurine Kingdom? [03:35] Jashin     Hang on, that's no joke! [03:37] Jashin     If she really created that kingdom, [03:40] Jashin     she might invade Hell itself     one day and try to take over! [03:44] Jashin     This psychopath's thinking     dangerous thoughts. [03:47] Jashin     I can't allow her to live. [03:50] Jashin     Well, then! [03:52] Jashin     I suppose I'll start getting dinner ready. [03:56] Jashin     I think I'll make pickled     veggies for today's side dish. [04:01] Jashin     This daikon is perfectly pickled! [04:04] Jashin     Chop, chop, chop, chop... [04:07] Jashin     And a chop for Yurine! [04:13] Yurine     Jashin-chan, c'mere a sec. [04:16] ---     'Kay. [04:18] Yurine     Would you prefer a punch or a kick? [04:21] Jsahin     Um... [04:23] Yurine     A kick, you say? SIGN    Flump SIGN    Flump SIGN    Pfft SIGN    Pfft [04:30] Jashin     You moron! [04:31] Jashin     That's what you get for tryin' to kick me     on a tatami floor wearing socks! [04:37] Jashin     What a moron! SIGN    This isn't good... [04:42] Yurine     You're just a smart-aleck devil. [04:45] Yurine     A smart-aleck devil has     the gall to laugh at me? SIGN    Gaaaah [04:54] Jashin     My back! My back! [04:58] Jashin     Let me down! [04:58] Yurine     I always wanted to run a butcher shop. [05:02] Yurine     The more you struggle,     the more it'll hurt as the hook digs in. [05:03] Jashin     Let me down! Please! SIGN    Jashin-chan, keep it down! I can't concentrate on my paper! SIGN    Hanazono Butcher Shop SIGN    Hanazono Butcher Shop [05:12] Shijimi     Hello! [05:14] Shijimi     So, what should we have for dinner tonight? [05:17] Fish     I want snake! [05:19] Shijimi     Now, dear, butcher shops don't have snake. [05:22] Fish     They don't? [05:24] Yurine     We do. [05:26] Jashin     Flop, flop! Flop, flop! [05:37] Jashin     After my national health     insurance payment for this month, [05:40] Jashin     I don't have any spending money left! [05:43] Jashin     What's wrong with this country?! [05:43] Jashin     National Health Insurance [05:45] Jashin     There's the national pension,     Tokyo residential tax, ward tax... SIGN    National Pension SIGN    Tokyo Residential Tax SIGN    Ward Tax [05:48] Jashin     And when you buy anything,     there's a consumption tax, too! SIGN    Consumption Tax [05:51] Jashin     Why is it so hard to live in this country?! [05:54] DevilA     That's how Japan is, SIGN    World Sports Festival SIGN    Leap beyond     the summit! [05:56] DevilA     but they say holding the     World Sports Festival here [05:58] DevilA     will boost the economy by trillions of yen! SIGN    m 0 0 l 100 0 100 100 0 100 SIGN    This will won't     be on the test SIGN    X SIGN    m 0 0 l 100 0 100 100 0 100 [06:03] DevilA     Plus, all who volunteer as event staff [06:05] DevilA     will receive a prepaid card with     1,000 yen on it for every work day! [06:10] DevilA     That's 1,000 yen per day,     even though you're volunteering! [06:13] DevilA     How generous is that?! So generous! SIGN    World Sports Festival SIGN    Seeking Volunteers SIGN    m 0 0 l 100 0 100 100 0 100 SIGN    m 0 0 l 100 0 100 100 0 100 SIGN    And for all who participate...?! SIGN    A free prepaid     card with 1,000     yen per day!! [06:17] Pekola     A prepaid card with 1,000 yen per day [06:20] Pekola     for doing volunteer work     in the hot midsummer sun? [06:24] Pekola     1,000 yen for a whole day's work... [06:30] Pekola     What a bounty! [06:33] Jashin     1,000 yen isn't even     worth calling a side hustle! [06:38] Jashin     And Hell will be coming to     collect my taxes pretty soon, too... [06:44] Jashin     I'll make more money by playing pachinko. [06:48] Jashin     What's... [06:50] Poporon     What are you doing here, Pino? [06:52] Pino     I'm working as the custodian here. [06:55] Poporon     You got a job as a custodian in     the building where the devils live? [06:59] Poporon     You must be plotting something. [07:01] Pino     Yes! [07:02] Poporon     I knew it! [07:03] Poporon     Well, not that I care, [07:06] Poporon     but Pekola-sama was worried about you. [07:08] Pino     Well, I'm right here, [07:11] Pino     so you can tell her not to worry. [07:13] Poporon     Tell her yourself. [07:15] Poporon     I'm busy, you know. [07:17] Pino     What a brat... [07:19] Pino     Even back in Heaven,     I never really liked you. [07:23] Jashin     Hey... [07:25] Jashin     What're you two angels having     such a friendly chat about? [07:28] Poporon     Meat and Potatoes! Stay out of this! [07:29] Pino     Meat and Potatoes... SIGN    Meat     and     Potatoes SIGN    m 0 0 s 100 0 100 100 0 100 c SIGN    m 0 0 s 100 0 100 100 0 100 c SIGN    m 0 0 s 100 0 100 100 0 100 c [07:30] Jashin     Meat and Potatoes? [07:31] Poporon     What? I re-read volume 4 of     the manga! I know that's right! [07:35] Poporon     Rewatch the anime!     I mean, that's fine too, but... [07:36] Pino     Volume 4... SIGN    Volume     Four [07:39] Jashin     By the way, you two, [07:40] Jashin     do you pay your national health     insurance payments in the human realm? [07:44] Poporon     I told you to stay out of this! [07:46] Jashin     Come on, answer me. [07:48] Jashin     Just answer me, mister! [07:52] Jashin     Who else do we call "mister"? [07:53] DevilA     Here. SIGN    Okure [07:54] Jashin     Hmm, how about it? [07:56] Poporon     Ugh, what's your deal?! Yes, I pay mine! [07:59] Pino     I pay mine, too. [08:00] Jashin     Good for you two! SIGN    Clap [08:05] Jashin     I wonder if Pekola does. [08:07] Jashin     I'll ask her next time I see her. [08:09] Jashin     But man, it really sucks, doesn't it? [08:12] Jashin     Having to pay national health     insurance and everything else [08:15] ---     in both Hell and the human realm... [08:17] Jashin     You guys pay for both too, right? [08:20] Poporon     There are no taxes in Heaven. [08:24] Jashin     N-No taxes?! Is that place     paradise or something?! [08:28] Jashin     Oh. I guess it is. [08:30] Jashin     That sounds awesome!     Maybe I should move to Heaven! [08:33] Jashin     Funny, right?! SIGN    Genesis [08:36] Jashin     Hey, you have ramen! [08:39] Poporon     That's for a delivery! [08:41] Jashin     The plastic wrap on these ramen     bowls has a certain bounciness. [08:46] JAshin     It's not ordinary plastic wrap, is it? [08:49] Poporon     Hey! [08:50] Jashin     Chow time. SIGN    Chow     time [08:51] Poporon     No one said you could eat that! [08:54] Pino     What even brought this on? [08:55] Jashin     Ramen's so good! [08:57] Jashin     I don't think there's anyone who hates ramen! SIGN    Oh, Poporon-chan! [09:02] Minos     The delivery was taking a while, [09:04] Minos     so I got worried and came to check on you. SIGN    Genesis SIGN    Jashin-chan is eating our ramen! SIGN    m 0 0 l 100 0 100 100 0 100 SIGN    Her     second     bowl [09:12] Minos     Hey! That's our lunch you're eating! [09:17] Jashin     Sorry about that. I'll make     something for you instead. [09:21] Jashin     You two are gonna eat some, too, right? [09:27] Jashin     Here you go! Jashin-chan's     special omelet rice! [09:32] Minos     Jashin-chan's omelet rice is still the best! SIGN    m 0 0 l 100 0 100 100 0 100 SIGN    Had two bowls of     ramen, still eating     omelet rice [09:36] Poporon     It's not as good as our chef's cooking, [09:38] Poporon     but it's not bad. [09:40] Pino     I'm not sure how I ended up sitting     down for a meal with devils. [09:45] Pink     But... it is delicious. [09:50] Poporon     If you're going to live in the human realm, [09:53] Poporon     you'll just have to get used to this. [09:57] Minos     This is seriously good, Jashin-chan! [09:59] Jashin     For sure! [10:00] Jashin     I'm telling you, my omelet     rice is the best in the world! [10:05] Minos     Totally! I could eat it forever! [10:06] Pino     It's delicious... [10:07] Jashin     Right? [10:08] Minos     Yeah! [10:09] Mei     After this, a swimsuit episode! [10:11] Mei     All of the fan service! [10:16] Jashin     Can you believe it?! [10:18] Jashin     I won a one-day private beach party     in the shopping district lottery yet again! [10:24] Jashin     Huh? What am I talking about? [10:26] Jashin     Any Dropkick newbies asking that [10:28] Jashin     need to buy the disc release of     season 1 and watch episode 12 right now! SIGN    Dropkick     on My Devil!     Blu-ray     2nd Box [10:32] Jashin     I won't let anyone say they     don't know what happened! [10:34] Jashin     I owe it all to my cultists! [10:38] Jashin     Right, Tajiri? [10:39] Pekola     M-My name isn't Tajiri! SIGN    Jashin-chan has legs! [10:45] Minos     Hey, you're right. [10:48] Jashin     I figured I should enjoy the beach     in my perfect Jashin-chan figure today. [10:56] Tangan     Hello! [10:57] Tangon     Delivery for you! [10:59] Jashin     Tangan-chan! [11:01] Jashin     Ooh, did I level up     without realizing again? [11:04] Tangan     No, it's nothing like that. [11:07] Tangan     Our records show that you squished     a mayfly with your elbow recently. [11:08] Jashin     Dig, dig... SIGN    Squish [11:11] Tangan     It's not quite a reward, but this is for you. SIGN    Satan's SIGN    Tears [11:14] DevilA     It's this stuff. SIGN    m 0 0 l 100 0 100 100 0 100 SIGN    Satan's Tears     A potion that makes     Jashin-chan grow legs          See Season 1, Episode 7 SIGN    m 0 0 l 100 0 100 100 0 100 SIGN    Satan's Tears     A potion that makes     Jashin-chan grow legs          See Season 1, Episode 7 [11:15] Jashin     For real? Over a little mayfly? [11:18] Jashin     Wow, how thoughtful! [11:20] Jashin     I had plans to go to the beach!     Now I can grow legs and be an Insta-queen! [11:26] Jashin     Gross! It stinks even worse than last time! [11:27] Tangan     It was in storage,     so it's past its expiration date. [11:31] Tangan     Even though it was only a mayfly, [11:34] Tangan     Satan-sama wanted to give you this gift. [11:36] Tangan     I'll be taking my leave now! [11:41] Jashin     That's what happened. [11:42] Jashin     So I drank that stinky-ass     potion to grow legs again! [11:47] Jashin     Don't I look awesome? [11:49] Medusa     Yeah! You look great, Jashin-chan! SIGN    No. SIGN    It's lame that you destroyed the character that you'd built yourself up as. SIGN    I prefer you with your usual gross lower half. [12:00] Jashin     Zazaas! Zazaas! Nasunazaas! SIGN    Gross Lower Half! SIGN    Gross Lower Half! SIGN    Gross Lower Half! SIGN    Gross Lower Half! SIGN    Pfft SIGN    Pfft SIGN    Pfft [12:07] Jashin     That's it! Today, this bitch dies! [12:10] Yurine     Okay, I'll watch our stuff. [12:12] Yurine     You guys can go have fun. [12:14] Jashin     No one's around.     You don't need to watch our stuff. [12:19] Yurine     I don't want to get a sunburn. SIGN    Poporon-chan, Pekola-chan! Hurry up! SIGN    Tajiri SIGN    Tajiri [12:25] Poporon     She's not giving us much choice. [12:27] Pekola     Honestly, I never expected     you to come with us. [12:31] Poporon     I only came because     I happened to be off work. [12:35] Jashin     All right! We're gonna swim, too! [12:38] Minos     Yeah! [12:39] Medusa     Will my inner tube be okay?     I hope it doesn't pop... [12:43] Minos     Take that! [12:45] Poporon     Cut it out! [12:47] Yurine     You're not going to swim, Miss Custodian? [12:50] Pino     No, I'll pass. [12:53] Minos     Join us, Medusa! [12:55] Yurine     Sorry for dragging you along. [12:58] Poporon     Here we go! [13:00] Poporon     Falling Leaf! [13:08] Jashin     Shiver [13:08] Jashin     Shiver SIGN    Ahhh... SIGN    Ahhh... [13:14] Minos     W-Wai— [13:14] Minos     Jashin-chan, you didn't! [13:17] Medusa     Jashin-chan! Tell me you're joking! [13:21] Pino     I can't understand it. [13:24] Pino     How can angels and devils have fun together? [13:27] Pekola     Oh, no! Leg cramp! [13:27] Pino     When Pekola-sama lived in Heaven, [13:29] Poporon     Hilarious! [13:29] Pino     she absolutely detested devils. SIGN    Pekola-chan, are you okay? [13:32] Pino     Poporon, too. [13:36] Yurine     Being around Jashin-chan     and the rest changes you. [13:41] Yurine     Lots of new faces keep showing up,     whether they're angels or devils. [13:45] Yurine     It makes every day so lively     that even I can't help but enjoy it. [13:50] Yurine     You might find yourself changing, too. [13:57] Jashin     All that swimming wore me out. [14:00] Yurine     I cut up some watermelon for everyone. [14:03] All     Yay! SIGN    Jashin-chan, did you really pee in the ocean? [14:08] Jashin     I don't know, did I? SIGN    You should stop doing dumb things and act like a girl for a change. [14:16] Jashin     Shut up! Watermelon seed machine gun! SIGN    Splat SIGN    Splat [14:22] Yurine     That's disgusting. [14:25] Yurine     Want me to plant this seed inside you     and grow watermelons in your body? SIGN    Eep! SIGN    Eep! [14:31] Yurine     It'll suck all the nutrients out of     you and give us a lovely watermelon. SIGN    Ice [14:37] Yusa     Ice here! SIGN    Ice SIGN    Ice [14:39] Yusa     Anyone need some ice? [14:41] Jashin     Yusa! Koji! [14:42] DevilA     What? [14:43] Yusa     Oh, look. You're all here. [14:45] Yurine     You're doing business even out here? [14:48] Yusa     Yes. [14:48] Yusa     But there's no one at this beach,     so we haven't sold a thing. [14:53] Jashin     Probably because it's a private beach. [14:55] Yurine     Since they're here, do you     guys want some shaved ice? SIGN    I do! [14:59] Yusa     Oh, we aren't selling shaved ice this year. SIGN    Ice [15:02] Yusa     We have crushed ice now. SIGN    Ice SIGN    Ice SIGN    Ice SIGN    Ice [15:05] Yurine     Why? [15:06] Yusa     We made a fortune with     our fluffy shaved ice last year, [15:10] Yusa     so we thought we'd try     the opposite this year. [15:13] Yurine     That's quite a bold change of direction. [15:20] Jashin     Hey, Koji, I think you     got a little too much sun. [15:24] Jashin     The melanin increase is     making moles pop up all over you! [15:30] Yurine     Jashin-chan. [15:36] Yurine     What? You want to break a watermelon? [15:39] Yurine     I'm sorry. I already cut up our watermelon. [15:43] Yurine     But since we did come     all the way to the beach, [15:46] Yurine     it'd be nice to at least     enjoy the feel of it, right? [15:57] Jashin     D-Don't do it! [15:59] Yurine     I'd be happy to wait until     a watermelon grows inside your body, [16:03] Yurine     but we don't have that     kind of time, so this will do. [16:13] Jashin     Whoa, Koji! [16:14] Jashin     That's the kind of thing     I'd kill you to have! [16:17] Yurine     Now, let's put your blindfold on. [16:23] Jashin     Not me! You're supposed to     blindfold the one with the sword! [16:30] Jashin     Wait... This is one of those things     good kids shouldn't try at home. SIGN    A little to the right! [16:36] Minos     Straight ahead! [16:38] Jashin     She can see, you idiots! [16:42] Jashin     Wait... [16:43] Jashin     D-Don't... Don't! [16:46] Jashin     Don't do it! [16:49] Jashin     Hey, what's that?! [16:51] Yurine     You can't even see anything. [16:53] Yurine     Did you think she'd fall     for a basic ruse like that? [16:55] Yurine     Go on. Finish it in one blow. [16:57] Jashin     It's my mind's eye!     I can see it with my mind's eye! SIGN    Wh-What? SIGN    Something really is drifting this way. [17:06] Minos     What is that? SIGN    What is it? [17:17] Medusa     A coffin? [17:20] Yurine     Oh, wow. It's a juicy one. [17:23] Jashin     Hey, all of you! At least glance over here! [17:26] Jashin     Hey! Are you listening?!     Hey! Look over here, I said! [17:27] Yusa     Well, we should get back to selling ice now. [17:31] Yurine     Okay. See you later. [17:34] Jashin     Hey! Take the sword out first, damn it! SIGN    m 0 0 l 100 0 100 100 0 100 SIGN    They pulled it up     onto the beach [17:38] Medusa     Why did a coffin drift in from the ocean? [17:41] Minos     Is there someone inside it? SIGN    Hello? SIGN    Knock SIGN    Knock SIGN    Knock SIGN    Knock SIGN    Th-There is someone inside! [17:57] Jashin     Damn that Koji! [17:59] Jashin     Next time I see her,     I'll make her pay for that! [18:10] Jashin     Sh-She's strong... like, really strong... SIGN    m 0 0 l 100 0 100 100 0 100 SIGN    Sinking     into the sand [18:16] Jashin     Damn it, let go of me! [18:18] Jashin     Ow! SIGN    Chomp SIGN    Chomp SIGN    Chomp [18:19] Jashin     Cut that out! [18:20] Jashin     Getting bitten by a monster like you     could give me some weird disease! [18:26] Jashin     Ow, ow, ow, ow! SIGN    Wahahahaha SIGN    Wahahahaha SIGN    Wahahahaha SIGN    Wahahahaha SIGN    Nom [18:27] Yurine     "Could give me some weird disease," she says! SIGN    Nom [18:31] Jashin     Quit laughing and help me! [18:33] Minos     Hey! [18:34] Minos     Let go of Jashin-chan! SIGN    Grab SIGN    Grab SIGN    Grab [18:38] Minos     She's really strong... [18:40] Mesuda     Someone who's evenly matched with Minos... SIGN    Nnnngh [18:42] Medusa     She's incredible. [18:53] Kyon     I... [18:53] Kyon     I broke into pieces... [18:56] Kyon     Help... [19:03] Medusa     It looks like super glue did the trick. [19:07] Kyon     Sorry for attacking you out of the blue. [19:09] Kyon     I thought you were an enemy. [19:11] Jashin     Save the sudden attacks for steak! [19:16] Kyon     I come from Hell China. [19:19] Kyon     I'm Kyon-Kyon the jiangshi. [19:21] Yurine     Jiangshi? [19:22] Yurine     The things that hop around and go still     when you slap a talisman on them? SIGN    Slap [19:25] Yurine     The ones you see in movies from Hong Kong? SIGN    Slap [19:28] Jashin     Oh, I know what those are. [19:30] Jashin     The Taiwanese drama version [19:31] Jashin     starred a pretty young girl and     a chubby boy with a bowl cut. [19:38] Jashin     Did you know they were actually siblings? [19:40] Yurine     I did not, and I don't care, either. [19:43] Kyon     They were low-ranked jiangshi. [19:45] Kyon     I'm high-ranked, so I can     act on my own free will. [19:49] Medusa     Why did you come to the     human realm, Kyon-Kyon? [19:52] Kyon     I'm glad you asked! [19:54] Kyon     I want to be a human! [19:57] Jashin     Huh? [19:58] Kyon     One of the higher-ups in Hell China [20:00] Kyon     said that if I do good deeds and     act in a way that's helpful to humans, [20:03] Kyon     I can become a human one day! [20:06] Jashin     No way, that's not happening. [20:08] Jashin     Your higher-ups pulled one over on you. [20:12] Jashin     As if a jiangshi who's already dead     could actually become a human! [20:17] Kyon     But I came here because     that's what I was told... [20:24] Medusa     Why do you want to be a human? [20:28] Kyon     I love humans! [20:33] Kyon     Where are all of you going after this? [20:36] Yurine     To Tokyo. [20:37] Kyon     Tokyo, huh? [20:39] Kyon     Tokyo has lots of humans. [20:41] Kyon     Maybe there's something     I can do to be helpful! [20:44] Kyon     Please take me with you! [20:47] Yurine     Sure. [20:48] Yurine     I'd feel bad just leaving you here, anyway. [20:51] Kyon     Xie xie! SIGN    Um... SIGN    Jashin-chan is acting strange... [20:58] Jashin     Sorry. I'm becoming a jiangshi. [21:08] Kyon     It's because I bit her earlier... [21:11] Kyon     I'm sorry. SIGN    Pfft [21:16] Minos     Don't worry! Knowing Jashin-chan,     she'll be back to normal in no time! [21:22] Medusa     Jashin-chan, wait! [21:25] DevilA     Being bitten by a jiangshi     turns one into a jiangshi. [21:28] DevilA     This is unrelated to the saying,     "A mummy hunter becomes a mummy." [23:10] Jashin     Medusa, wanna rest your head on my lap? [23:12] Medusa     What's this? The prelude     to a natural disaster? [23:15] Jashin     I thought I should be the pillow     for once! Come on! [23:17] Medusa     O-Okay, then... [23:20] Medusa     Your lap is so soft, Jashin-chan. [23:23] Medusa     But the scales are a bit rough... [23:25] Jashin     If you're gonna complain, forget it! [23:27] Medusa     No, I'm really happy that     you're lending me your lap. [23:31] Jashin     O-Oh, all right. Just a little longer, then. [23:35] Jashin     You can pee yourself with     excitement if you want. [23:37] Medusa     I'm not going to do that. E5 - Untitled Source: Crunchyroll Translator: Editor: Timer: QC: (Please feel free to edit the speaker names if incomplete or inaccurate. Names are handled on a best-effort basis depending on the info on the source file. Dialogue is left as is.) [01:30] Jashin     Breakfast is served! [01:37] Yurine     Bread again today, huh? [01:39] Jashin     Just be grateful you get breakfast at all. [01:42] Yurine     Yeah, but we've been eating     this same bread for a week now. [01:46] Jashin     Of course we have! [01:48] Jashin     It's the trade-in stickers     on this bread that I'm after! SIGN    m 50 0 b 100 0 100 100 50 100 b 0 100 0 0 50 0 SIGN    m 50 0 b 100 0 100 100 50 100 b 0 100 0 0 50 0 SIGN    Super     Buttery     Rolls SIGN    Super     Buttery     Rolls SIGN    m 50 0 b 100 0 100 100 50 100 b 0 100 0 0 50 0 SIGN    m 50 0 b 100 0 100 100 50 100 b 0 100 0 0 50 0 SIGN    Super     Buttery     Rolls SIGN    Super     Buttery     Rolls SIGN    m 50 0 b 100 0 100 100 50 100 b 0 100 0 0 50 0 SIGN    m 50 0 b 100 0 100 100 50 100 b 0 100 0 0 50 0 SIGN    Super     Buttery     Rolls SIGN    Super     Buttery     Rolls SIGN    m 0 0 l 0 0 l 23 0 b 24 0 24 1 24 1 l 24 14 b 24 15 23 15 23 15 l -21 15 b -21 15 -22 15 -22 14 l -22 1 b -22 1 -22 1 -22 1 b -22 1 -22 0 -21 0 l -21 0 b -21 0 -21 0 -21 0 b -21 0 -21 0 -21 0 SIGN    Super Bread Promo Campaign [01:52] Yurine     You're collecting those? [01:54] Jashin     Well, it's not the stickers     themselves I'm collecting. [01:57] Yurine     Yeah, okay... [01:59] Yurine     And? What do you get once you have enough? [02:03] Jashin     Well, actually... [02:04] Yurine     Actually? [02:06] Jashin     Get this! [02:07] Jashin     Anyone who gets enough stickers SIGN    Tibetan     Sand Fox [02:10] Jashin     will receive this Tibetan sand fox tote bag! SIGN    Tibetan     Sand Fox SIGN    Tibetan     Sand Fox SIGN    Tibetan     Sand Fox SIGN    Tibetan     Sand Fox SIGN    Tibetan     Sand Fox SIGN    Tibetan     Sand Fox SIGN    Tibetan     Sand Fox [02:16] Jashin     What?! Yurine's looking at me with     an expression like a Tibetan sand fox! [02:20] Jashin     You can see the thirst in her eyes! [02:22] Jashin     Why is she looking at me like that?! [02:27] Yurine     Okay, I guess. So we'll be eating     this bread for a while, then. [02:31] Yurine     How many points do you need, anyway? [02:34] Jashin     Fifteen points. [02:36] Yurine     Fifteen points?! [02:37] Yurine     And one bag gets you one point? [02:39] Yurine     This'll take forever. [02:41] Jashin     It's all for the Tibetan sand fox. [02:43] Jashin     You have to do your best to eat it, too! [02:45] Yurine     All right, fine. [02:47] Yurine     I guess it's, okay since it's cute. [02:49] Jashin     You really do get it, Yurine! [02:52] Jashin     Here, pack some of these for your lunch! SIGN    m 50 0 b 100 0 100 100 50 100 b 0 100 0 0 50 0 SIGN    m 50 0 b 100 0 100 100 50 100 b 0 100 0 0 50 0 SIGN    Super     Buttery     Rolls SIGN    Super     Buttery     Rolls [02:54] Yurine     No way. [03:03] Yurine     Good morning. [03:05] Pino     Oh, Hanazono-san. Good morning. [03:07] Yurine     See you later. [03:08] Pino     Have a good day. [03:09] TV     Therefore, I want everyone to know that     horsetail shoots grow beneath horsetails, [03:14] TV     are shaped like brushes, and are edible. [03:18] TV     Wait, that's not right. [03:19] TV     Coming back to the topic, aren't those     straw sacks the things we store rice in? [03:24] TV     So I would weave them out     of straw. That's what I'm saying. [03:25] Jashin     I'm tired of the Wide Show. [03:27] TV     Back in my day, whenever us kids went to town, [03:28] Jashin     I have nothing else to do     after Yurine leaves, though. SIGN    m 0 0 l 100 0 100 100 0 100 SIGN    Volume SIGN    m 0 0 l 100 0 100 100 0 100 SIGN    Channel SIGN    Sound SIGN    Mute SIGN    m 0 0 l 100 0 100 100 0 100 SIGN    TV Guide SIGN    m 0 0 l 100 0 100 100 0 100 SIGN    Home [03:30] ---     we'd find horsetail shoots and eat them. [03:32] TV     But you can't weave sacks     from horsetail shoots! [03:35] TV     Am I wrong? They're too short to— SIGN    m 0 0 l 100 0 100 100 0 100 SIGN    Volume SIGN    m 0 0 l -16 0 l -16 6 l 0 11 l 16 6 l 16 0 SIGN    Live Morning TV! SIGN    Live Morning TV! SIGN    Heated Debate! [03:49] Jashin     What the heck are they doing? SIGN    m 0 0 l -16 0 l -16 6 l 0 11 l 16 6 l 16 0 SIGN    Live Morning TV! SIGN    Live Morning TV! SIGN    Heated Debate! [03:53] Jashin     With the sound off,     I have no idea what's going on! SIGN    m 0 0 l -16 0 l -16 6 l 0 11 l 16 6 l 16 0 SIGN    Live Morning TV! SIGN    Live Morning TV! SIGN    Heated Debate! [04:01] Jashin     Now this is interesting! SIGN    Beth [04:12] Jashin     Roll, roll, roll, roll... [04:15] Jashin     Roll, roll, roll, roll... [04:17] Jashin     Roll, roll, roll... [04:19] Jashin     Well, no use in rolling around all day. [04:23] Jashin     I'll do some chores to work up an appetite. [04:26] Jashin     All for the Tibetan sand fox! [04:54] Jashin     No better time for lunch     than after the chores are done. SIGN    I know you slept with him! [05:00] TV     I wanna get out of prison soon     and watch Dropkick on My Devil*! SIGN    Don't be tied down by common sense! [05:04] TV     Why would you wanna do that? SIGN    Who decided monogamy was the only way?! [05:06] TV     Don't watch it. You can't stand gore, anyway. SIGN    Okay, fine! [05:08] TV     Yeah, I know, SIGN    Then, you can repent in Hell! [05:11] TV     but I like Poporon-chan and Pino-chan. [05:13] TV     I love them! [05:16] TV     You left out Pekola! [05:18] TV     I forgot about her. SIGN    You didn't turn to look back at me!     I was so sad! [05:20] TV     Did you actually contribute*     to the crowdfunding? SIGN    I knew . . . [05:24] TV     Of course I did. SIGN    But I . . . [05:25] TV     The Pekola package was the only option. SIGN    I have hemorrhoids! SIGN    You mean you're a bottom?! [05:28] TV     Then you should be supporting Pekola! [05:30] TV     I will! SIGN    To Be Continued [05:33] Jashin     I end up watching this     foreign drama every week. [05:36] Jashin     We could totally do a live-action     Dropkick on My Devil if we ever got the offer. [05:41] Jashin     I'd prefer to have Momoe-chan play me, [05:44] Jashin     but I've been negotiating for     1,000 Years-san and 4,000 Years-san, too. [05:48] Jashin     Just waiting for someone to make an offer! [05:53] TV     I am the Pigeon Baron! [05:55] TV     I'm super evil! [05:57] TV     And the super evil Pigeon Baron is here [05:59] TV     to tell you that it's 3:00! [06:01] Jashin     The Pigeon Baron's so badass. [06:03] Jashin     He's so damn cool. I wanna be like him. [06:08] Jashin     Wait! 3:00! It's snack time! [06:15] Jashin     Yum. [06:16] Jashin     But eating this same bread     every few hours is getting old. [06:22] Jashin     I wonder if this is how that four-eyed kid     who ate all the Memory Bread felt... [06:29] Jashin     I want that tote bag, though! [06:31] Jashin     And I don't want to use online     auctions or marketplace apps! [06:33] Jashin     I want to get it on my own! [06:35] Jashin     But I can't just keep the stickers     and throw away the bread! [06:40] Jashin     I can't have a repeat of that     tragic chocolate incident! [06:43] Jashin     People who waste food are fools! [06:45] Jashin     I'll never forgive those jerks who thought     they could just throw money around! [06:49] Jashin     Think! Isn't there a more     effective way to get points?! [06:54] Jashin     Oh, of course. I'll just get them to help. [06:59] Minos     Sure! [07:00] Minos     I like this bread, anyway. I'll help you. SIGN    m 0 0 l 100 0 100 100 0 100 SIGN    Them [07:03] Minos     Nothing beats one of these with a glass     of milk after a day of delivering milk! [07:08] Minos     Right? [07:08] Jashin     I really appreciate it. SIGN    I can't eat as many as you do. [07:13] Minos     You'll never get stronger that way! [07:15] Medusa     I'd like to help you, too, [07:18] Medusa     but they don't sell that bread in Hell. [07:20] Jashin     So buy it in the human realm. By the box. [07:23] Medusa     By the box? [07:24] Jashin     Take this one for starters! [07:26] Jashin     I'll be calling to make sure     you're actually eating it! [07:29] Jashin     Send me photos to prove it, too! [07:31] Medusa     B-But this bread has a lot     of calories, so I'd gain weight... [07:35] Medusa     Okay, okay... [07:37] Jashin     All right, I'm counting on all of you! [07:43] Jashin     That should make it     a little easier to get enough. [07:46] Jashin     Pretty soon, I'll have     a whole sheet filled in! SIGN    Super Bread Promo Campaign SIGN    Get a Tibetan Sand Fox Tote Bag! SIGN    Place your stickers on this sheet ! [07:50] Jashin     But I need one to use, one to save, [07:51] Jashin     Tibetan     Sand Fox [07:52] Jashin     Tibetan     Sand Fox [07:53] Jashin     Tibetan     Sand Fox [07:53] Jashin     and one to look at,     meaning I'll need three in total. [07:56] Jashin     I gotta go buy more bread! [07:58] Jashin     Oh, I know. I'll get her to help, too. [08:04] Pekola     Y-You're really giving all of this to me? [08:07] Jashin     Sure. [08:09] Jashin     Just make sure you don't throw     away the stickers on the bags. [08:12] Pekola     That won't be a problem! [08:13] Pekola     Wow, so much bread for me! [08:15] Pekola     I'll save so much money! Thank you! [08:18] Jashin     See ya, Tajiri. Don't forget to worship me. [08:22] Jashin     Get on your hands and knees and     thank me with your entire body and soul. [08:26] Jashin     I am your evil god! [08:29] Pekola     God? Aren't you a devil? [08:32] Pekola     Still... SIGN    Super     Buttery     Rolls SIGN    Super     Buttery     Rolls [08:33] Pekola     She gave all this to me,     the homeless angel shivering in the park... SIGN    m 50 0 b 100 0 100 100 50 100 b 0 100 0 0 50 0 SIGN    m 50 0 b 100 0 100 100 50 100 b 0 100 0 0 50 0 [08:37] Pekola     She's a devil performing     the charity of an angel. [08:40] Pekola     I'll just offer a casual prayer     asking God to bless you. [08:46] Pekola     I hope the other angels     aren't watching me right now... [08:51] DevilA     Tajiri, yer out! [08:55] Pekola     My name is not Tajiri! [08:57] DevilA     Genesis [08:59] DevilA     So... [09:00] DevilA     With everyone's help,     she collected lots of stickers, [09:04] DevilA     and a few months later... [09:05] Jashin     It's finally here! [09:08] Jashin     I've really been stretching     my neck out waiting for this! [09:13] Jashin     One to use, one to save, and one to look at! [09:16] Jashin     Three in all! [09:22] Yurine     What's wrong? [09:23] ---     Tibetan     Sand Fox [09:25] Jashin     I was obsessed with this thing     when I was collecting the points, [09:28] Jashin     but now that I have it, I feel nothing. [09:32] Jashin     In fact, it feels like all of it... [09:35] Jashin     ...was in vain! [09:38] Yurine     You're saying this after all you     put us through to help you? [09:43] Yurine     But I guess I can understand how     the collection process itself is fun. [09:49] Jashin     I wasted all that time and money! [09:54] Yurine     Sheesh. SIGN    m 0 0 l 100 0 100 100 0 100 SIGN    A Few Days Later SIGN    Tibetan SIGN    Sand SIGN    Fox [09:58] Jashin     This time, you can get a     Tibetan sand fox plate! SIGN    Tibetan SIGN    Sand SIGN    Fox SIGN    Tibetan SIGN    Sand SIGN    Fox SIGN    Tibetan SIGN    Sand SIGN    Fox SIGN    Tibetan SIGN    Sand SIGN    Fox SIGN    Tibetan SIGN    Sand SIGN    Fox SIGN    Tibetan SIGN    Sand SIGN    Fox [10:02] Jashin     The item to buy is cup ramen! [10:04] Jashin     We're all gonna be eating lots of ramen! [10:06] All     You didn't learn a thing. [10:14] Pekola     So grateful! So grateful! [10:22] Jashin     Beth! Devil fusion time! [10:27] Jashin     Scoot, scoot, scoot... [10:37] Fusion     Nice to meet ya. SIGN    Fus SIGN    ion [10:40] Yurine     I have all these pouches and tote     bags that came free with magazines. [10:44] Jashin     Why'd you buy them if     you're not going to use them? [10:47] Yurine     You're one to talk. [10:49] Yurine     Something just made me     feel compelled to buy them. [10:52] Yurine     Remember what I said     before the commercials? [10:53] Yurine     The collection process itself is fun. [10:56] Jashin     Oh, for sure. I totally get that. [11:00] Yurine     I always notice the     smell these freebies have. [11:06] Jashin     Let me try. [11:10] Jashin     Th-That's a unique smell... [11:14] Medusa     Oh, isn't this... [11:19] Jashin     What is it? [11:21] Jashin     It feels familiar, for some reason. [11:24] Jashin     Like something I smelled a long     time ago, when I was a little kid... SIGN    100 YEN Shop SIGN    Inverted SIGN    Cross SIGN    — Several Thousand Years Ago - Hell — [11:31] Jashin     What should I buy? [11:34] Jashin     Medusa, this is really cool! [11:37] Medusa     Wow, it looks strong! SIGN    Yokozuna [11:39] Jashin     I bet this is really valuable! [11:42] Medusa     I think it's just 100 yen. [11:44] Jashin     Huh? [11:45] Medusa     I mean, this is a 100 yen shop. [11:47] Jashin     Oh, yeah! SIGN    Dog SIGN    Dog [11:49] Medusa     This is cute! [11:51] Jashin     Really? You think so? [11:53] Medusa     Yeah! It's super cute! [11:55] Minos     Let me see. [11:56] Minos     Aw, looks nice. [11:58] Medusa     Right? I'm getting this! [12:00] Jashin     I see! Okay, then, I'll buy it for you! [12:04] Medusa     What? Really? [12:05] Minos     You, Jashin-chan? For real? [12:07] Minos     Do you have the money? [12:09] Jashin     It's 100 yen. Of course I have that. [12:12] Medusa     Thanks, Jashin-chan! [12:14] Medusa     I'll use it as a pencil case! SIGN    Year 3 Pazuzu Class SIGN    — The Next Day — [12:16] Goblin     Gross! [12:18] Goblin     Medusa's pencil case stinks! [12:21] Goblin     It smells like cheap plastic! [12:24] Goblin     Like, it reeks! [12:26] Ganesha     Gross! [12:28] Skull     And it says "Dog" on it! [12:34] Jashin     I bought yakisoba bread     from the school store. [12:39] Jashin     What's wrong? [12:41] Medusa     Jashin-chan... [12:42] Medusa     The boys said my pencil case stinks... [12:47] Jashin     What?! [12:48] Medusa     And they laughed     because it says "Dog" on it... [12:51] Jashin     Say what?! [12:52] Jashin     Who was it?! [12:54] Jashin     Who said her pencil case stinks?! [12:59] Jashin     Wait, it does stink! SIGN    Dog [13:00] Jashin     Also, "Dog"? It just says "Dog"! [13:04] Jashin     Wait... So what if it does?! [13:07] Jashin     Who cares?! [13:08] Jashin     Get out here! [13:10] Jashin     Was it you?! [13:11] Jashin     Was it you?! [13:12] Jashin     Who was it, damn it?! [13:14] Jashin     Who was it?! SIGN    Beef [13:16] Minos     I'm glad I was able to buy a beef burger. [13:18] Jashin     Show yourself, you coward! [13:21] Medusa     Jashin-chan, it's okay, really! [13:23] Minos     Hey, calm down! [13:24] Medusa     C'mon... [13:24] Jashin     It is not okay! [14:28] Yurine     It actually got that bad? [14:31] Jashin     It really pissed me off at     the time, for some reason. [14:34] Yurine     You're always so mean to Medusa, [14:37] Yurine     but when other people     do it, you go off on them. [14:40] Medusa     Jashin-chan's actually very kind at heart! [14:44] Jashin     I-I am not! There's not one     measly shred of kindness in me! [14:48] Jashin     I'm a devil, remember? [14:50] Jashin     I just couldn't sit around and let them     make fun of something I bought for you. [14:57] Jashin     What?! You got a problem with that?! [15:00] Yurine     Nope. [15:01] Yurine     Okay, then, here. [15:03] Yurine     If the smell means that much to you,     then you two can have them all. [15:07] Jashin     I don't want these! You just can't     be bothered to throw them away! [15:10] Medusa     You know, the smell of that pencil     case went away over time as I used it. [15:14] Jashin     There you go, Yurine. [15:16] Jashin     So use 'em! [15:19] Mei     Monolith! [15:21] Mei     You're so black and square! [15:23] Mei     So kwoote! Yes! [15:40] Imp     It's 7:00. [15:44] Medusa     Oh, right... [15:46] Medusa     Good morning. [15:52] Medusa     Who was that, anyway? [15:56] Medusa     Mornings in Hell are a lot darker     than mornings in the human realm. [16:02] Medusa     I like mornings in the human realm better. [16:07] Medusa     Today's my birthday. [16:10] Medusa     I hope something good happens! [16:29] DevilA     Whoa, hey... Is this for real? [16:31] DevilA     I forgot to start recording... [16:33] Tsuchinoko     Where's my fan service scene? [16:35] Tsuchinoko     Hey! Why am I blurred?! [16:36] DevilA     We can't show that.     It's a little too extreme. [16:37] Tsuchinoko     Why?! Why?! I'm offering fanservice! SIGN    Jashin-chan [16:46] Medusa     It's Jashin-chan. [16:48] Medusa     Could it be... [16:49] Medusa     Hello, Jashin-cha— [16:52] Jashin     Medusa! Hel— [16:54] Medusa     Jashin-chan?! What happened?! SIGN    Mount Takao SIGN    Mount Takao SIGN    Takaosanguchi     Station SIGN    Takaosanguchi     Station SIGN    Takaosanguchi     Station [17:08] DevilA     That's not "Takaoyamaguchi Station."     It's read "Takaosanguchi Station." [17:20] Medusa     What could have happened to Jashin-chan? [17:24] Medusa     I'm on my way! Please be okay, Jashin-chan! [17:32] Medusa     Jashin-chan! What happened?! [17:34] Yurine     She blew all of our money on pachinko again. [17:38] Jashin     I was sure it was going to pay out today! [17:40] Yurine     I guess I'll really have     to kill you this time. [17:43] Jashin     Help me! [17:45] Medusa     How much did you spend? [17:47] Jashin     Forty thousand... [17:48] Medusa     Oh, all right. [17:52] Jashin     Thanks! SIGN    Sea Urchin [17:58] Jashin     My money! SIGN    Sea Urchin [18:00] Yurine     You should be more worried about your hand! SIGN    Sea Urchin SIGN    Sea Urchin SIGN    Sea Urchin SIGN    Sea Urchin SIGN    Sea Urchin SIGN    Sea Urchin SIGN    Sea Urchin SIGN    Sea Urchin SIGN    Sea Urchin SIGN    Sea Urchin SIGN    Sea Urchin SIGN    Sea Urchin SIGN    Sea Urchin [18:29] Jashin     If you pity me, give me money. SIGN    Sea Urchin SIGN    Sea Urchin SIGN    Sea Urchin SIGN    Sea Urchin SIGN    Sea Urchin [18:33] Jashin     If you pity me, give me money! [18:35] Jashin     If you pity me, give me money! [18:38] Jashin     If you pity me, give me money! [18:40] Jashin     If you pity me, give me money! [18:44] Jashin     If you pity me, give me money! [18:50] Jashin     Medusa! Get the super glue! SIGN    Sea Urchin [18:54] Medusa     Super glue! [18:54] Medusa     S-Stapler! Stapler! [18:54] Jashin     Hurry! Hurry, Medusa! SIGN    Sticking     Out SIGN    Misaligned [18:59] Medusa     I glued it back on! [19:00] Jashin     Thanks. [19:02] Yurine     That money... [19:03] Yurine     You need to return it to Medusa. [19:06] Jashin     No! [19:09] Medusa     Jashin-chan regrets what     she did! She really does! [19:12] Yurine     You're too soft, Medusa. [19:13] Yurine     If she regretted it, she wouldn't     keep doing it over and over. [19:17] Medusa     But... [19:19] Yurine     Look at the time. [19:21] Yurine     I need to get going. [19:24] Yurine     Make sure you give that     money back to Medusa. [19:27] Yurine     And do something about the     money you burned through. [19:34] Jashin     Here's your money back. [19:37] Medusa     I'll loan it to you. [19:38] Jashin     Huh? [19:39] Medusa     Don't tell Yurine-san, okay? [19:42] Jashin     Medusa! [19:45] Jashin     Okay! I'll become a famous     YouTuber and pay you back! [19:49] Medusa     Try to be realistic... [19:51] Jashin     Didn't you know that I'm already     a well-known virtual YouTuber? [19:56] Medusa     All of that money goes     toward administrative expenses. [19:59] Medusa     You'll never see any of it. [20:03] Medusa     Well, I'm going to head back now. [20:05] Medusa     I'll come again soon. [20:07] Jashin     Wait! [20:09] Jashin     Here. [20:11] Jashin     Here. [20:13] Medusa     Uh... what is it? [20:15] Jashin     Today is... you know... your... [20:20] Medusa     You remembered? [20:23] Jashin     Are you dumb? [20:25] Jashin     There's no way I'd forget. [20:27] Jashin     Here. Don't worry,     I bought it with my own money. [20:33] Medusa     Jashin-chan... [20:35] Medusa     I was right! You really are kind! [20:39] Jashin     Like hell I am! [20:40] Jashin     I'm a devil, remember?! [20:45] Jashin     Happy birthday, Medusa. [20:51] Medusa     Thanks! [20:59] Meduda     Today was a great day! [21:02] Medusa     I wonder what Jashin-chan got for me. SIGN    Costume SIGN    Costume SIGN    Costume SIGN    Costume SIGN    Ninja SIGN    Super cool! SIGN    From Jashin-chan SIGN    From Jashin-chan [22:50] (Flashback) Jashin     I love you, Medusa! [22:53] (Flashback) Medusa     Jashin-chan! SIGN    Dog [23:10] Minos     Okay, today, we're gonna run 666 laps between     Jinbocho and Tokyo Station at full speed! SIGN    Huh?! That'd be the same as running from here to Chitose, Hokkaido, and back! SIGN    That's impossible! [23:20] Minos     No, you've gotta build up more, [23:21] Minos     or you'll never win the trail race     from Toyama Bay to Suruga Bay! SIGN    The one that crosses Japan from the Northern Alps to the Southern Alps, SIGN    that covers 415 kilometers of altitude extremes and takes seven days to complete, SIGN    famed worldwide for how grueling it is?! Who would run in that?! [23:33] Minos     You and me! SIGN    Wh-What?! [23:36] Minos     I already entered us! E6 - Untitled Source: Crunchyroll Translator: Editor: Timer: QC: (Please feel free to edit the speaker names if incomplete or inaccurate. Names are handled on a best-effort basis depending on the info on the source file. Dialogue is left as is.) [00:01] Crowd     All right, let's go! [00:04] Crowd     Tiger! Fire! Cyber! Fiber!     Diver! Viber! Ja-ja! [00:10] [SONG] Song     Smile, but just barely [00:14] [SONG] Song     I don't want to let it end SIGN    Poporon-chan! [00:17] [SONG] Song     While I'm just spinning     in place like a gear [00:24] [SONG] Song     Make a miracle happen [00:28] [SONG] Song     Just like you-know-who [00:31] [SONG] Song     I'm going out to find a future     that'll make my heart race [00:39] [SONG] Song     For sure [00:46] Poporon     Thank you all for coming out today! SIGN    Poporon-chan! [00:49] Poporon     May the blessings of the angels be upon you! [00:54] Poporon     Bye-bye! [00:54] Tanahashi     Excuse me, are you okay? [00:57] Tanahashi     Hey! You okay? SIGN    Green Room SIGN    Amatsuka Noel-sama [02:36] Pekola     Congratulations on a great show. [02:38] Poporon     Thanks for being my shield, Pekola-sama! SIGN    Smile SIGN    Smile [02:42] Poporon     My drink. [02:43] Pekola     R-Right! [02:46] Poporon     Thanks. [02:49] Pekola     I may be your shield,     but I'm not your servant. [02:55] Pekola     By the way... [02:56] Pekola     One of Hanazono Yurine's     friends was here to see you. [02:59] Poporon     You mean Persephone? [03:01] Poporon     I invited her. [03:03] Pekola     Oh... [03:04] Pekola     I'd never have thought you'd     willingly be friends with a devil. [03:09] Poporon     Pekola-sama, unzip me. [03:12] Poporon     I'm just pretending to be her friend. [03:14] Pekola     Pretending? [03:15] Poporon     Yep. To get past her guard. [03:18] Poporon     Then, when I get my angel     powers back, I'll kill her. [03:23] Poporon     She's the daughter of Hades,     King of the Underworld, after all. [03:27] Pekola     I-If you do that, it'll cause huge problems! [03:30] Pekola     It'll cause chaos for both Heaven and Hell! [03:32] Poporon     Like I care. [03:34] Poporon     I'll do anything if it     raises my rank in Heaven. [03:40] Poporon     Since I've been branded a traitor,     I need to get that expunged, too. [03:45] Pekola     Even if she is a devil, taking     advantage of her kind heart is wrong. [03:50] Pekola     You're pure scum. [03:52] Poporon     What are you talking about? [03:55] Poporon     You're the one who taught me that devils     need to be eliminated, no matter what it takes. [04:02] Poporon     I don't need to hear the opinions     of a fallen angel like you. [04:06] Poporon     You're just my shield! [04:09] Pekola     I... [04:10] Pekola     I know I'm nothing more than     your shield right now, but... SIGN    Poporon-chan! SIGN    Oh, Pekola-chan's here, too! SIGN    The concert was so much fun! SIGN    You were so cute, Poporon-chan! [04:27] Poporon     Well, obviously. SIGN    Hello to you too, Pekola-chan! [04:32] Pekola     H-Hello. SIGN    Oh, yeah! I bought your photobook, too! [04:36] Poporon     Really? I could've just given you one. SIGN    It's okay. SIGN    I saved up by helping Minos-oneechan with her work. SIGN    Can I have your autograph, please? [04:50] Poporon     W-Well, I suppose so. [04:52] Poporon     Just this once. SIGN    Yay! [04:55] Poporon     Hey, I can't write with you leaning on me. SIGN    Oh! Write "For Persephone," please! [05:01] Poporon     Is here okay? SIGN    Sure! [05:04] Poporon     Here you go. SIGN    Noel SIGN     For     Persephone-san SIGN    Thanks! SIGN    I'm so happy I got your autograph. SIGN    By the way, my favorite picture is on this page... [05:13] Poporon     C'mon, you're embarrassing me. [05:18] Poporon     Sheesh... [05:22] Pekola     You really like Poporon, huh? SIGN    Yeah! SIGN    She's the first friend I made in the human realm. [05:30] Pekola     But she's an angel. SIGN    Whether you're an angel, a devil, or a human doesn't matter. SIGN    Once you're a friend, that's what you are: a friend. SIGN    Oh! SIGN    Poporon-chan, I bet you're hungry, right? SIGN    European-Style Curry SIGN    Jashin-chan told me about a really good curry place! [05:50] (Flashback) Jashin     No curry, no life! [05:53] Poporon     R-Really? [05:53] Poporon     She recommended it, huh? [05:55] Poporon     Okay, let's go there, then. SIGN    Want to come, Pekola-chan? [06:00] Pekola     I have to work somewhere else after this. [06:05] Pekola     I'm doing double shield duty today. SIGN    °Image only. SIGN    Oh, okay... [06:09] Poporon     There. [06:10] Poporon     Shall we go, then? SIGN    Sure! [06:12] Poporon     Pekola-sama, I'll let you tidy up here. SIGN    See you later! SIGN    Yay! [06:17] Poporon     I'm famished. SIGN    Yeah! [06:21] Pekola     "Pretending" to be her friend, huh? [06:24] Pekola     If you can smile like that     when you're pretending, [06:27] Pekola     you should look into an acting career. [06:30] Pekola     Well, I suppose I should start cleaning up. [06:33] Tanahashi     Part-timer! SIGN    Flinch! SIGN    Flinch! [06:35] Tanahashi     We're heading to the     next location, part-timer! [06:37] Pekola     I-I'll finish cleaning right away! [06:39] Tanahashi     Make it quick, part-timer. [06:42] Pekola     Um... My name is Pekola, not "part-timer"... [06:45] Tanahashi     I don't care. Get a move on, part-timer. [06:48] Pekola     R-Right! [06:50] Tanahashi     Give it a rest already, part-timer. [06:52] Tanahashi     What kind of name is "Pekola," anyway? [06:53] Tanahashi     You starving or something, part-timer? [06:56] Tanahashi     Can't you even eat right, part-timer? [06:56] Pekola     Why has he still not learned     my name after all this time? [06:59] Tanahashi     Quit dawdling and get moving, part-timer. [07:02] Pekola     Well, nothing I can do about it.     There's more work waiting. [07:02] Tanahashi     All right, when the job's done,     let's go grab some food, part-timer. [07:06] Pekola     I wanted to eat curry, too... [07:07] Tanahashi     This job does take a lot of stamina. [07:09] Yurine     Quiz time. [07:11] Yurine     What kind of bread is bread you can't eat? [07:14] Pekola     That's easy! It's obviously— [07:17] Jashin     I know! [07:19] Jashin     The bread that's just a fake store sample! [07:22] Yurine     Correct. [07:23] Jashin     Heck yeah! [07:25] Pekola     Th-That's a new take... SIGN    European-Style     Curry SIGN    and SIGN    Espresso Coffee SIGN    Bondy [07:29] Minos     This is so good! [07:31] Minos     Bondy is the best! SIGN    Do you like it, Poporon-chan? [07:36] Poporon     Y-Yeah... It's not bad. SIGN    I'm so glad! [07:40] Poporon     I wasn't expecting to find another     devil here before us, though... [07:44] Minos     Hey, Per-chan! Poporon-chan, too! [07:47] Minos     Let's all eat together! [07:52] Kyon     Japanese curry is delicious! [07:56] Kyon     But... [07:57] Kyon     When am I supposed to eat these? [08:00] Kyon     Are they an appetizer?     A palate cleanser? Dessert? SIGN    Sakura Street [08:06] Kyon     One, two, three, four, oolong tea! [08:20] Kyon     What's wrong? [08:25] Emiri     I can't find my mommy. [08:28] Kyon     You're lost? [08:30] Kyon     I'll help you look for your mommy! [08:35] Emiri     Okay! [08:35] Mom     Emiri-chan! [08:38] Emiri     Mommy! [08:44] Mom     You shouldn't talk to strangers.     You might get kidnapped. [08:51] Guy     Thanks for dropping by! SIGN    Daimaru-yaki Tea Shop SIGN    Daimaru-yaki Tea Shop [09:03] Kyon     Being helpful is hard... [09:06] Ran     What was that mother's problem? [09:09] Ran     She's the one who let her kid out of her sight! [09:11] Kyon     I'm glad we found her mom, though. [09:14] Ran     You're too nice, Kyon-Kyon! [09:16] Ran     I worry about you, you know! [09:19] Kyon     But you're nice too, Ran-Ran-oneechan. [09:22] Kyon     You ended up in that form     because of me, after all. [09:26] Ran     I keep telling you, that wasn't your fault. [09:29] Ran     Besides, I actually like the way I look. [09:33] Ran     Let me have a bite of that. [09:36] Kyon     Sure! [09:37] Ran     Yum! [09:43] Guy1     You kids were playing a card     game earlier, weren't you? [09:46] Guy2     Hand over your rares.     We'll sell 'em for a fortune! [09:50] Ryo     N-No! These cards are important to me! [09:53] Guy1     "No! These cards are important to me!" [09:56] Guy1     Ya hear that? [09:58] Guy1     C'mon, c'mon! [09:59] Guy2     Just hand 'em over already! [10:01] Ryo     Cut it out! [10:02] Kyon     Stop it! [10:04] Guy2     Huh? Who the hell are you? [10:07] Kyon     Adults picking on little kids?     Have you no shame? [10:11] Guy1     We're not adults yet. [10:13] Guy2     And this country always     lets minors off easy! [10:16] Guy1     We're gonna keep doing     all the bad stuff we want. [10:19] Guy2     Just watch. [10:21] Guy1     What the hell are you wearing,     anyway? What's with the panda? [10:25] Guy2     What a dork! [10:28] Kyon     What did you say? [10:30] Kyon     You just made fun of my big sister! [10:33] Guy1     What, so that panda on     your dress is your big sister? [10:36] Guy2     She's messed up in the head! [10:37] Kyon     Rawr! [10:45] Ran     Wait, Kyon-Kyon! [10:46] Ran     Oh, no! Oh, no! Oh, no! Stop! [10:52] Kyon     Rrr... [10:53] Kyon     Rawr! [10:57] Kyon     Rawr! [10:59] Kyon     Rawr! Rawr! Rawr! Rawr! Rawr! [11:00] Ran     Kyon-Kyon! Kyon-Kyon! [11:02] Ran     You're taking this too far!     He's gonna end up dead! [11:06] Kyon     He's not gonna "end up" dead!     I'm gonna kill him! [11:09] Ran     Stop it, Kyon-Kyon! [11:13] Guy2     Even my dad hasn't ever hit me! [11:19] Ran     Seriously, Kyon-Kyon... Once     you get mad, you lose all control. [11:24] Kyon     I'm sorry. [11:25] Ryo     Hey, jiangshi lady! SIGN    Bakuga [11:27] Ryo     Thanks for saving us! [11:29] Bakuga     Thanks. [11:30] Mohawk     Thanks. [11:31] Kyon     You can tell I'm a jiangshi? [11:34] Ryo     Yeah. With Jashin-chan and     Minos-oneechan living in Jinbocho, [11:38] Ryo     you learn about that stuff. [11:39] Kyon     Jashin-chan? [11:41] Mohask     So this panda can talk, huh? [11:43] Ran     I'm not a panda! I'm Ran-Ran! [11:46] Bakuga     Hiroshi! [11:54] Kyon     Well, see you later. [11:56] Ryou     See ya! [11:56] Both     Thanks! [11:57] Ran     Zai jian! [11:59] Kyon     "Thanks," huh? SIGN    Life Theater [12:06] Kyon     Jashin-chan did say she     lived in this town, didn't she? [12:10] Ran     I hope we see her again. [12:12] Kyon     Yeah! [12:18] Jashin     All I had to do was run an errand,     and I ended up broke again! [12:25] Kyon     I hope I can become a human soon! [12:31] Medusa     I'm making Hamburg steaks     with Yurine-san today! [12:34] Yurine     Thanks for coming. [12:35] Medusa     Yurine-san, thank you     for having me over today! [12:38] Medusa     This is just a token, but here! [12:40] Yurine     Oh... Thanks for being so thoughtful. [12:42] Medusa     All right! Let's do this! [12:45] Yurine     You're all fired up. [12:47] Medusa     Jashin-chan always     cooks our meals for us, [12:50] Medusa     so I'm happy to make something for her! [12:53] Yurine     She's still several billion times more     dependent on you than you are on her. [12:59] Yurine     Okay, let's get started. [13:01] Yurine     First, chop up this onion. [13:04] Medusa     Chop... it... up? [13:08] Medusa     So... [13:11] Medusa     Chop! [13:13] Medusa     There! I chopped it! [13:22] Yurine     This is how you chop up an onion. [13:24] Yurine     You cut it in half first, then peel it. [13:26] Medusa     Uh-huh, uh-huh... [13:27] Yurine     Then, you remove the ends. [13:29] Medusa     Uh-huh, uh-huh... [13:30] Yurine     Then, slice several vertical and horizontal     lines into each half, and finally, cut it all up. [13:34] Medusa     Wow! [13:36] Yurine     Cooking really isn't your strong suit, huh? [13:42] Yurine     The next step is to sauté the chopped onion. [13:46] Medusa     The tears won't stop... [13:48] Medusa     But it's all for Jashin-chan!     I'm gonna do this! [13:51] Yurine     This is what it looks     like after it's sautéed. [13:54] Medusa     You already had some prepared! [13:56] Medusa     So what was the purpose     of the onion I cut up? [13:59] Yurine     We don't have a lot of time. SIGN    m 50 0 b 100 0 100 100 50 100 b 0 100 0 0 50 0 SIGN    Super Amazing     Nutmeg SIGN    m 0 0 l 100 0 100 100 0 100 SIGN    Super Amazing SIGN    Salt SIGN    m 0 0 l 100 0 100 100 0 100 SIGN    Super Amazing SIGN    Pepper [14:02] Yurine     Now, see that bowl with ground beef in it? [14:05] Yurine     Add panko bread crumbs that     have been soaked in egg and milk, [14:07] Yurine     the sautéed onions, some salt     and pepper, and nutmeg to that. [14:11] Yurine     Mix it up until it's uniformly sticky. [14:14] Medusa     Right! [14:15] Yurine     This is how you add salt. [14:19] Medusa     Okay, I'll do that, too! [14:22] Yurine     Whoa! Whoa, whoa! [14:25] Yurine     That's not salt! That's sugar! [14:29] Medusa     I-It's sweet! [14:31] Yurine     C'mon, this isn't a manga. [14:34] Medusa     It was white, so I thought it was salt... [14:36] Medusa     Wh-What do we do? [14:39] Medusa     I thought this might happen... [14:41] Yurine     So I have some already mixed up. [14:44] Medusa     You're too well-prepared, Yurine-san. [14:47] Medusa     I've hardly been of any use at all... [14:50] Yurine     It's okay. [14:52] Yurine     We still have to do the last two steps: [14:55] Yurine     shaping them and cooking them. [14:57] Medusa     The last... two steps? [15:16] People     Help me! [15:34] Medusa     The Last Emperor... [15:40] Yurine     Medusa. [15:42] Medusa     Uh... Right. [15:46] Yurine     Shape the mixture into ovals, like this. [15:52] Yurine     A heart shape? [15:53] Medusa     Isn't it cute? [15:55] Medusa     I thought a heart shape might     convey my feelings for Jashin-chan. [16:02] Yurine     Oh, it will. After all... [16:05] Yurine     That heart is Jashin-chan herself. [16:09] Medusa     Huh? What do you... [16:11] Yurine     She's been turned into food. [16:13] Yurine     She deeply regretted all     the awful things she's done, [16:19] Yurine     but she wanted to be     of use to you in the end... [16:22] Yurine     So she became food. SIGN    Food SIGN    Food [16:24] Yurine     This is Jashin-chan's atonement. SIGN    Atonement SIGN    Atonement [16:30] Medusa     You can't mean... [16:32] Yurine     That meat in the mixture is Jashin-chan. [16:36] Yurine     We'll have to enjoy every last bite of her, [16:40] Yurine     so that her sacrifice won't be in vain. [16:45] Jashin     A head, two hands, mammary glands... SIGN    A head SIGN    Two hands SIGN    Mammary glands SIGN    Super Amazing SIGN    Flour SIGN    Super Amazing SIGN    Flour [17:15] Jashin     There we go. [17:41] Jashin     Hup! [17:51] Jashin     Roll, roll, roll, roll... [17:53] Jashin     Roll, roll, roll, roll... [17:58] Yurine     Everyone, what we have here is     not fried shrimp, but fried serpent. [18:03] Yurine     Behold this massive vat of oil. [18:07] Yurine     Witness what happens when we hurl     this otherworldly snake woman [18:11] Yurine     into scalding hot oil     and fry her until crispy. [18:20] Jashin     I'll be done in fifteen seconds. [18:23] Jashin     It's dangerous to fry me     longer than fifteen seconds! [18:25] Yurine     I know that. [18:27] Yurine     Don't worry. We have five     people ready to lift you out. [18:36] Jashin     A-hup! [18:49] Yurine     Eleven, twelve, thirteen... [18:52] Yurine     Lift her out! [18:53] Five     Hup! [18:58] Mei     Orochimaru! [19:00] Mei     Yurine-san! Orochimaru is...     Orochimaru is... [19:03] Yurine     Huh? Mei-san? [19:05] Guy     It's Tachibana Mei! [19:07] Guy     It's her! [19:08] Mei     Huh? Wh-Why are they... [19:12] Mei     We can use that! [19:17] Mei     Orochimaru! [19:20] ---     Take this! [19:25] Mei     Orochimaru! [19:26] Mei     Orochimaru! [19:31] Mei     Orochimaru... [19:33] Mei     You're piping hot... [19:37] Yurine     Just kidding. [19:39] Medusa     Kirihito... [19:41] Yurine     She passed out! [19:43] Medusa     Kirihito... [19:45] Jashin     I'm home! [19:48] Jashin     I actually won at pachinko for once! [19:52] Jashin     Medusa! What happened?! [19:54] Jashin     Don't die, Medusa! [19:58] Medusa     All that's left of Jashin-chan is a heart shape... [20:02] Yurine     I might have taken my teasing a bit too far. [20:04] Jashin     Medusa! My winnings from today [20:07] Jashin     aren't enough to cover all the living     expenses I squandered this month! [20:11] Jashin     I need your money! [20:14] Jashin     ATM! [20:16] Jashin     LL [20:16] Jashin     I'll sponge off of you tomorrow, Medusa! [20:16] Jashin     LL [20:16] Jashin     HE [20:16] Jashin     HE [20:16] Jashin     ONEY [20:17] Jashin     ONEY [20:18] ---     ATM! [20:21] Yurine     Maybe you really should be turned     into fried serpent just once. [20:26] Jashin     Huh? [20:42] All     Let's eat! [20:47] Minos     This is good! [20:49] Medusa     Really? I'm so glad! [20:53] Yurine     Not bad for your first try. [20:55] Medusa     Thank you! I owe it all to you, Yurine-san! SIGN    Yeah, it's delicious! SIGN    If you learn how to cook, Medusa-chan, SIGN    Jashin-chan won't have a reason to live anymore! SIGN    Being able to cook food in a specific shape is an amazing talent! [21:08] Jashin     So... So hot... [21:10] Jashin     Let me have some, too... [21:14] Medusa     Here, Jashin-chan. Open wide. [21:23] Jashin     Mm, it's not half bad. [21:32] Medusa     Here you go. Open wide. [23:10] Pekola     Th-There's a rice ball in the sandbox! [23:12] Pekola     But if I pick it up right away... [23:15] Mei     Caught you red-handed! [23:16] Mei     You're under arrest for     eating something that [23:18] ---     was on the ground longer than three seconds! [23:20] Pekola     Under arrest?! [23:22] Mei     Huh? I have a feeling you and     I were born on the same date! [23:25] Mei     I sense fate at work! [23:27] Pekola     Please spare me! [23:29] Mei     Very well. [23:30] Pekola     Okay, I'll just— [23:31] Mei     Execution would be a bit too severe. [23:32] Pekola     Execution?! [23:33] Mei     You're imprisoned for life in my room! [23:35] Mei     I'm so excited! [23:37] Pekola     Wait! E7 - Untitled Source: Crunchyroll Translator: Editor: Timer: QC: (Please feel free to edit the speaker names if incomplete or inaccurate. Names are handled on a best-effort basis depending on the info on the source file. Dialogue is left as is.) [01:31] Pino     It's done! [01:34] Pino     What a beautiful apple pie! [01:36] Pino     I amaze myself sometimes. [01:41] Pino     But just calling it "apple pie"     doesn't do its beauty justice. [01:45] Pino     I'll give it a name more     befitting of my creation. [01:56] Pino     A Rosy-Cheeked Lad     Cloaked in Robes of Gold... SIGN    A Rosy-Cheeked          Lad Cloaked in          Robes of          Gold... SIGN    A Rosy-Cheeked          Lad Cloaked in          Robes of          Gold... SIGN    A Rosy-Cheeked          Lad Cloaked in          Robes of          Gold... SIGN    A Rosy-Cheeked          Lad Cloaked in          Robes of          Gold... SIGN    A Rosy-Cheeked          Lad Cloaked in          Robes of          Gold... SIGN    A Rosy-Cheeked          Lad Cloaked in          Robes of          Gold... SIGN    A Rosy-Cheeked          Lad Cloaked in          Robes of          Gold... SIGN    A Rosy-Cheeked          Lad Cloaked in          Robes of          Gold... SIGN    A Rosy-Cheeked          Lad Cloaked in          Robes of          Gold... SIGN    A Rosy-Cheeked          Lad Cloaked in          Robes of          Gold... SIGN    A Rosy-Cheeked          Lad Cloaked in          Robes of          Gold... SIGN    A Rosy-Cheeked          Lad Cloaked in          Robes of          Gold... SIGN    A Rosy-Cheeked          Lad Cloaked in          Robes of          Gold... SIGN    A Rosy-Cheeked          Lad Cloaked in          Robes of          Gold... SIGN    A Rosy-Cheeked          Lad Cloaked in          Robes of          Gold... SIGN    A Rosy-Cheeked          Lad Cloaked in          Robes of          Gold... SIGN    A Rosy-Cheeked          Lad Cloaked in          Robes of          Gold... SIGN    A Rosy-Cheeked          Lad Cloaked in          Robes of          Gold... SIGN    A Rosy-Cheeked          Lad Cloaked in          Robes of          Gold... SIGN    A Rosy-Cheeked          Lad Cloaked in          Robes of          Gold... SIGN    A Rosy-Cheeked          Lad Cloaked in          Robes of          Gold... SIGN    A Rosy-Cheeked          Lad Cloaked in          Robes of          Gold... SIGN    A Rosy-Cheeked          Lad Cloaked in          Robes of          Gold... SIGN    A Rosy-Cheeked          Lad Cloaked in          Robes of          Gold... SIGN    A Rosy-Cheeked          Lad Cloaked in          Robes of          Gold... SIGN    A Rosy-Cheeked          Lad Cloaked in          Robes of          Gold... SIGN    A Rosy-Cheeked          Lad Cloaked in          Robes of          Gold... SIGN    A Rosy-Cheeked          Lad Cloaked in          Robes of          Gold... SIGN    A Rosy-Cheeked          Lad Cloaked in          Robes of          Gold... SIGN    A Rosy-Cheeked          Lad Cloaked in          Robes of          Gold... SIGN    A Rosy-Cheeked          Lad Cloaked in          Robes of          Gold... SIGN    A Rosy-Cheeked          Lad Cloaked in          Robes of          Gold... SIGN    A Rosy-Cheeked          Lad Cloaked in          Robes of          Gold... SIGN    A Rosy-Cheeked          Lad Cloaked in          Robes of          Gold... SIGN    A Rosy-Cheeked          Lad Cloaked in          Robes of          Gold... SIGN    A Rosy-Cheeked          Lad Cloaked in          Robes of          Gold... SIGN    A Rosy-Cheeked          Lad Cloaked in          Robes of          Gold... SIGN    A Rosy-Cheeked          Lad Cloaked in          Robes of          Gold... SIGN    A Rosy-Cheeked          Lad Cloaked in          Robes of          Gold... SIGN    A Rosy-Cheeked          Lad Cloaked in          Robes of          Gold... SIGN    A Rosy-Cheeked          Lad Cloaked in          Robes of          Gold... SIGN    A Rosy-Cheeked          Lad Cloaked in          Robes of          Gold... SIGN    A Rosy-Cheeked          Lad Cloaked in          Robes of          Gold... SIGN    A Rosy-Cheeked          Lad Cloaked in          Robes of          Gold... SIGN    A Rosy-Cheeked          Lad Cloaked in          Robes of          Gold... SIGN    A Rosy-Cheeked          Lad Cloaked in          Robes of          Gold... SIGN    A Rosy-Cheeked          Lad Cloaked in          Robes of          Gold... SIGN    A Rosy-Cheeked          Lad Cloaked in          Robes of          Gold... SIGN    A Rosy-Cheeked          Lad Cloaked in          Robes of          Gold... SIGN    A Rosy-Cheeked          Lad Cloaked in          Robes of          Gold... SIGN    A Rosy-Cheeked          Lad Cloaked in          Robes of          Gold... [02:00] Pino     Let's go with that! [02:17] Pino     Delicious! [02:19] Pino     Clearly the work of the angel who won the     grand prize in the Heaven Baking Contest! [02:23] Pino     Even with ingredients from the     human realm, it turned out quite nice. [02:27] Pino     I'm just that talented, I guess! [02:30] Pino     It's best when made with apples from     the Tree of Life in Heaven, though... [02:36] Pino     Oh, I know! [02:37] Pino     I'll take some to Hanazono-san to     thank her for taking me to the beach. SIGN    Please enjoy this SIGN    I don't know if it suits your tastes... [03:18] Pino     Huh?! [03:26] Yurine     Listen, you... [03:29] Jashin     F-F-F-Forgive me, Yurine! Forgive me! [03:32] Yurine     How dare you interrupt my nap     by holding your earbuds near me [03:37] Yurine     and blasting Holst's The Planets     into my ear at max volume? [03:41] Jashin     But I like Holst's The Planets! [03:43] Jashin     Please forgive me! [03:44] Yurine     I'll have to kill you. [03:47] Yurine     Oh, Miss Custodian. [03:49] Pino     You seem to be in the     middle of something here. [03:52] Pino     I baked a pie, so I thought     I'd bring you some... [03:55] Yurine     Sorry you had to see this. [03:57] Yurine     Please, come in. [04:00] Pino     Okay... Thank you. [04:04] Jashin     I'm saved... [04:06] Pino     Please, help yourselves. [04:09] Yurine     Apple pie? [04:10] Pino     I don't call it apple pie. [04:12] Pino     I call it "A Rosy-Cheeked Lad     Cloaked in Robes of Gold." [04:15] Jashin     "Clothed in blue robes, descending     onto a golden field to..." what? [04:20] Pino     A Rosy-Cheeked Lad Cloaked in Robes of Gold! [04:24] Yurine     That was borderline, Jashin-chan. [04:26] Yurine     You need to watch what you say. [04:27] Jashin     A blonde in a cloak who thinks     Hogan's smile is number one? [04:31] DevilA     Number one! SIGN    No. 1 [04:33] Pino     It's "A Rosy-Cheeked Lad     Cloaked in Robes of Gold"! [04:39] Jashin     It's apple pie, isn't it? [04:40] Pino     Y-Yes, it is, but... [04:42] Jashin     You didn't poison it or anything, did you? [04:44] Pino     Hey! That's just rude! [04:47] Pino     I wouldn't do that. I'm not you, Jashin-san. [04:50] Jashin     That's "Jashin-chan-san." [04:52] Jashin     Call me Jashin-chan-san, not Jashin-san. [04:55] Jashin     That's what everyone else calls me. [04:57] Pino     Uh-huh... [04:58] Yurine     Jashin-chan, that's really not important. [05:01] Yurine     Hurry up and serve our custodian some tea. [05:04] Pino     Oh, no, I need to be— [05:05] Jashin     Sheesh. You're such a snake-driver, Yurine. [05:09] Jashin     As it happens, I made     a cheesecake yesterday, myself. [05:12] Jashin     Try some before you go. [05:15] Yurine     Let's all have tea together. [05:20] Jashin     Yurine's a real snake-driver. [05:22] DevilA     About fifteen years ago, [05:23] ---     the constellation Ophiuchus,     the snake-charmer, suddenly appeared. [05:27] DevilA     There was a big fuss about how the twelve     zodiac constellations were now thirteen, [05:30] DevilA     but it wasn't added to the zodiac. [05:31] DevilA     By the way, Yurine's zodiac     constellation is Scorpius. [05:35] DevilA     Born on October 31st, she's     a pro at handling Jashin-chan. [05:39] DevilA     If there were thirteen constellations... [05:41] DevilA     Get this! [05:43] DevilA     Hers would be Virgo. [05:44] Jashin     Not Ophiuchus?! [05:47] DevilA     Bonjour! SIGN    Ja [05:49] Yurine     It's so good. [05:51] Jashin     This really is good! [05:53] Pino     I'm glad you both think so. [05:55] Jashin     The apples aren't too sweet or overpowering. [05:58] Jashin     The crust is buttery and perfectly flaky! [06:01] Jashin     It's just great! [06:03] Pino     Yes, isn't it? [06:06] Pino     I did win the grand prize in the     Heaven Baking Contest, after all! SIGN    Heaven SIGN    Heaven SIGN    Heaven SIGN    Baking Contest SIGN    Baking Contest SIGN    Baking Contest SIGN    Grand SIGN    Grand SIGN    Grand SIGN    Prize SIGN    Prize SIGN    Prize [06:11] Four     Delish! [06:14] Jashin     You... [06:16] Jashin     You used Eden apples specially ordered     from the Garden of Eden, didn't you? [06:21] Jashin     Orders for those are backed     up for hundreds of years! [06:24] Pino     They're Jonathan apples. [06:25] Jashin     Huh? [06:26] Pino     I got them from a local greengrocer.     They were three for 398 yen. [06:30] Jashin     I'm impressed, Jonathan! [06:31] Yurine     She just has a real talent for baking. [06:35] Pino     No, really, I don't... [06:37] Pino     Oh, yes, I do! [06:39] Yurine     Jashin-chan's cheesecake is good, too. [06:42] Yurine     You should try it. [06:44] Pino     It's a baked cheesecake, huh? [06:47] Jashin     No, it's not! [06:48] Jashin     It's what people in the human realm     call a "New York cheesecake"! [06:53] Jashin     Baked cheesecakes are baked in an oven, [06:56] Jashin     but New York cheesecakes are baked     using steam from a water bath! [07:01] Pino     They're that different? [07:02] Jashin     Plus, the name "New York     cheesecake" sounds way cooler. [07:07] Yurine     Oh, come on... [07:09] Pino     I'll try it, then. [07:18] Pino     Wh-What is this? [07:20] Pino     I've had many types of cheesecake before, [07:23] Pino     but this one is really good. [07:26] Jashin     This rosy-cheeked Hulk is so good! [07:29] Pino     The omelet rice she made last time, [07:31] Pino     and now, this cheesecake... SIGN    Buuuuurp SIGN    > [07:34] Pino     I can't believe this goofy-faced     devil makes such delicious food. SIGN    Buuuuurp SIGN    > SIGN    Buuuuurp SIGN    > SIGN    BuuuuurpBuuuuurpBuuuuurp SIGN    > [07:38] Yurine     Stop that. It's disgusting. [07:38] Jashin     Nope. Not stopping. [07:42] Pino     As an angel, I can't lose this showdown! [07:49] Yurine     I wonder what got into her. [07:52] Jashin     Did she not like the cheesecake? [07:55] Jashin     She finished it, though... [08:08] Pino     I won't lose! [08:10] Pino     I won't lose to that devil! [08:12] Pino     Defeat is unacceptable for an angel! [08:14] Pino     I'm the winner of the grand prize     in the Heaven Baking Contest! SIGN    Hey, this marketplace app is selling trash. [08:34] Minos     Oh, yeah, people sell some     pretty trashy junk on those things. SIGN    No, I mean they're selling actual trash. [08:41] Minos     Huh?! SIGN    Burnable Trash SIGN    Good!! SIGN    Comment SIGN    Product Information SIGN    High-quality trash. SIGN    You can use it as burn fuel. SIGN    "High-quality trash. You can use it as burn fuel," it says. [08:45] Minos     There are some real idiots out there. [08:48] Minos     I'd like to see this person's face. [08:50] Jashin     Look all you want. [08:51] Minos     You scared me... SIGN    Don't tell me... Don't tell me, don't tell me, don't tell me! SIGN    Burnable Trash SIGN    Good!! SIGN    Comment SIGN    Product Information SIGN    High-quality trash. SIGN    You can use it as burn fuel. SIGN    The seller is Jashin-chan! [08:58] Jashin     That's right. It's me. [09:00] Jashin     People sell stuff that's basically trash     on marketplace apps all the time, right? [09:04] Jashin     So I wanted to know what would     happen if I sold actual trash. [09:08] Jashin     I know it'll never sell,     but I just wanted to try. [09:11] Minos     Most people wouldn't just try that. SIGN    It sold! [09:14] Both     What?! [09:15] Jashin     No way! I put it up for 2,000 yen! [09:18] Minos     Who would actually buy that?! SIGN    I know, but someone really bought it just now. [09:23] Jashin     I don't believe it!     I just made money out of nothing! [09:27] Jashin     Even with shipping fees,     I still made a profit! [09:29] Jashin     This could be the perfect side hustle. [09:33] Jashin     Minos! Persephone! [09:35] Jashin     We're going to collect every     bag of trash in this town! SIGN    Thus [09:38] DevilA     Thus... [09:44] Jashin     We should make a nice     profit with all of this. [09:47] Minos     It stinks... SIGN    Yurine-chan's going to be angry for sure. [09:51] Yurine     I'm home. SIGN    Speak of the devil... [09:56] Yurine     Wh-What is all this?! [09:57] Jashin     It's trash. [09:58] Yurine     You idiot! [10:00] Yurine     Go throw all of it out right now! [10:02] Jashin     No! I'm gonna sell it on a marketplace app! [10:06] Yurine     Throw. It. Out. [10:09] Jashin     Right. [10:10] Jashin     You guys carried some of this, so help me! SIGN    Wow, you're total scum, Jashin-chan. [10:14] Jashin     You're as guilty as me!     We're ten and a dozen! SIGN    m 0 0 l 100 0 100 100 0 100 SIGN    X SIGN    O SIGN    Ten and a dozen SIGN    Twelve and a dozen SIGN    m 0 0 l 100 0 100 100 0 100 SIGN    X SIGN    O SIGN    Ten and a dozen SIGN    Twelve and a dozen [10:20] Jashin     After all I managed to collect... [10:23] Minos     Well, it was probably a miracle     that you sold it the first time. [10:26] Minos     I'd say this is for the best. [10:28] Pino     Huh? [10:29] Pino     Where did this mountain of trash come from? [10:31] Jashin     Oh, you came at just the right time. [10:34] Jashin     If you act now, you can get one bag for     the bargain price of 1,980 yen before tax! [10:37] Pino     I don't need it. SIGN    Beth SIGN    ♥ SIGN    ♥ SIGN    I'm back again today ♥ [10:55] Yurine     I've had the windows open,     but it still smells like garbage in here. [11:00] Jashin     I guess we can't eat dinner here     with this stench hanging around! [11:03] Jashin     Let's eat out tonight. [11:05] Yurine     Whose fault do you think this is? [11:08] Yurine     I'm fine with eating out,     but you're paying, right? [11:11] Jashin     Oh, right. [11:13] Jashin     I don't have anything left     to sell, so I'm broke now. [11:16] Yurine     You blew all our money again, didn't you? [11:19] Jashin     Gulp! [11:20] Yurine     Well, that's fine. It just so     happens I have something to sell. [11:24] Jashin     Huh? [11:27] Yurine     There. Listing created. [11:29] Jashin     You put me up for sale?! [11:32] Jashin     It's illegal to sell living things! [11:34] Jashin     You're not a living thing.     You're a beast of Hell. [11:36] Jashin     Beasts are living things, too! Cancel it! [11:40] Yurine     Oh, it sold already. [11:41] Yurine     The buyer is... "Mei-san," it says. [11:44] Jashin     Wait, you mean... [11:48] Guy     I'm here to pick up your package. [11:50] Yurine     Oh, that was quick. [11:53] Yurine     Here we go. [11:55] Guy     Thanks a lot! SIGN    m 0 0 l 100 0 100 100 0 100 SIGN    If you have a desired delivery     date, please specify. SIGN    m 0 0 l 100 0 100 100 0 100 SIGN    Expected     Delivery     Date SIGN    m 0 0 l 100 0 100 100 0 100 SIGN    Circle your     preferred     delivery time SIGN    m 0 0 s 100 0 100 100 0 100 c SIGN    Morning SIGN    Item Name SIGN    Jashin-chan SIGN    m 0 0 l 100 0 100 100 0 100 SIGN    Fragile SIGN    m 0 0 s 100 0 100 100 0 100 c SIGN    Perishable SIGN    m 0 0 l 100 0 100 100 0 100 SIGN    Bottles SIGN    m 0 0 l 100 0 100 100 0 100 SIGN    This Side Up SIGN    m 0 0 l 100 0 100 100 0 100 SIGN    Do Not Place     Anything on Top SIGN    m 0 0 l 100 0 100 100 0 100 SIGN    Keep Chilled SIGN    m 0 0 l 100 0 100 100 0 100 SIGN    Yes [11:58] Mei     I'm so lucky! [11:59] Mei     I never thought I'd find Orochimaru     listed on a marketplace app! [12:04] Mei     Well, no time like the present! [12:08] Jashin     Ow, ow, ow, ow, ow, ow! [12:13] Mei     Orochimaru! [12:16] Mei     Starting today, you're part of my collection! [12:22] Jashin     Oh! She's intense! [12:27] Jashin     All right! SIGN    Pandaman SIGN    m 50 0 b 100 0 100 100 50 100 b 0 100 0 0 50 0 SIGN    Super     Cool [12:28] Jashin     I'm gonna make this today! SIGN    Human SIGN    A plastic model? [12:32] Jashin     I'm a pretty well-known self-styled     plastic model builder on social media. [12:37] Minos     Yeah? [12:39] Medusa     You are pretty good with your hands. [12:42] Jashin     There was once a manga     that was based on me, after all! SIGN    Let's build model     after model!!! SIGN    Let's build model     after model!!! SIGN    Let's build model     after model!!! SIGN    Live on your parents' money!!! SIGN    Live on your parents' money!!! SIGN    Plamo- SIGN    Plamo- SIGN    Plamo- SIGN    Kyoyonro SIGN    Kyoyonro SIGN    Kyoyonro SIGN    A major blunder     at the center!     A new battle begins!! SIGN    A major blunder     at the center!     A new battle begins!! [12:47] Yonro     Plamo-Kyoyonro! [12:49] Jashin     It was serialized in a magazine     designed for rich little boys. SIGN    That sounds phony. [12:54] Medusa     Yonro? [12:55] Minos     Sounds just like you, Jashin-chan. [12:57] Jashin     Now! [12:58] Jashin     You're about to see Plamo-Kyo     Jashin-chan's skills at work! SIGN    There are only two parts? [13:09] Minos     That seems kinda easy. [13:11] Jashin     Can you even call this a model? [13:14] Jashin     It looks like it left the joy of     building models lying around somewhere. [13:19] DevilA     I didn't get to show up last week at all... [13:22] DevilA     Oh! One minute later! SIGN    One Minute Later SIGN    One Minute Later SIGN    One Minute Later SIGN    One Minute Later SIGN    One Minute Later SIGN    Human SIGN    Human SIGN    Human [13:24] Jashin     It's done. [13:25] Minos     That was fast! SIGN    That's a model anyone could build. [13:28] Jashin     Tsk, tsk, tsk. [13:30] Jashin     It may be super simple, but it's still     the work of Plamo-Kyo Jashin-chan. [13:34] Jashin     Behold this deburring technique! [13:36] Jashin     You can't see a single trace of the runners! SIGN    I can't really tell... [13:40] Medusa     So it's finished now? [13:43] Jashin     Well, since it's white,     I guess I'll probably paint it later. [13:47] Jashin     I guess models these days     don't even need glue, though. [13:51] Jashin     When I was little, I ordered lots     of models and put them together, [13:55] Jashin     but the glue included with     the box was never enough, [13:57] Jashin     so I always had to buy more separately. [13:59] (Flashback) Jashin     There's not enough! [14:00] (Flashback) Medusa     Jashin-chan, homeroom's about to start. [14:03] (Flashback) Jashin     Medusa, I don't have enough glue! [14:05] (Flashback) Jashin     I need to go buy more! [14:06] (Flashback) Jashin     Wait! I don't have any money! [14:08] (Flashback) Jashin     This is awful! I have to hurry     before the teacher gets here! [14:11] (Flashback) Jashin     Medusa! Glue! Money! [14:13] (Flashback) Jashin     Medusa! Hurry! [14:15] (Flashback) Jashin     Make sure it's Tamia! [14:17] (Flashback) Medusa     Okay! [14:20] Jashin     And now you can make them without     glue, just by fitting parts together. [14:25] Jashin     The art of model-building     has come a long way. [14:28] Jashin     Glue? [14:31] Jashin     I just had a great idea. [14:34] Medusa     Jashin-chan, you look... SIGN    ...like you're up to no good again. [14:41] DevilA     Wonder if I'll have a part next week... [14:45] Jashin     That should do it. [14:46] Jashin     I spread a really powerful adhesive     right inside the front door! [14:50] Minos     Oh, boy... SIGN    You're going to make Yurine-chan angry again. [14:53] Jashin     No problem there. [14:55] Jashin     The moment Yurine gets home     and takes a step inside... [14:58] (Flashback) Yurine     I'm home. [15:01] Jashin     Her feet will be glued to     the floor, and she'll be stuck! [15:02] Yurine     Hey, what the heck is this? [15:04] Jashin     And then comes the Jashin-chan Dropkick! [15:05] Yurine     I can't move. [15:07] Jashin     Since she won't be able to move, my     dropkick will smash her to smithereens! [15:11] Jashin     She might get mad,     but it'll be the last time! [15:15] Jashin     Go to Hell, I say! [15:17] Jashin     It's perfect! [15:19] Medusa     Jashin-chan, you can't do this! [15:23] Jashin     She's coming! [15:24] Jashin     Stay back, you guys! [15:31] Yurine     I'm home. [15:33] Yurine     Hey... [15:34] Yurine     What is this?! [15:37] Jashin     Can't move, can you?! [15:39] Jashin     I bet you never dreamed     there'd be glue all over the floor! [15:43] Jashin     It'll be a cinch to kill you     now that you can't move! [15:46] Jashin     Victory is mine at last, Yurine! [15:50] Yurine     There. [15:51] Jashin     What?! [15:52] Jashin     You took off your shoes?! [15:55] Jashin     I forgot that was an option! [15:57] Jashin     Any other time, it might look like     I tripped right before the finish line, [16:01] Jashin     but not today! [16:03] Jashin     Take a look at your feet! [16:06] Yurine     It's here, too? [16:08] Jashin     That's right! [16:09] Jashin     I spread glue where you step     after removing your shoes, too! [16:13] Jashin     The truth is, I knew you'd     escape by taking off your shoes! [16:16] Jashin     I let you think you'd escaped, [16:18] Jashin     then trapped you a second time! [16:19] Jashin     Pretty smart, right? [16:23] Yurine     There. [16:24] Jashin     What?! [16:26] Jashin     Those come off?! [16:28] Jashin     I didn't see that coming! [16:30] Jashin     I don't wear socks,     so I don't know how they work! [16:33] Yurine     You idiot. [16:34] Medusa     We tried to stop you... [16:36] Minos     You really blew it. [16:38] Jashin     Well, I sure messed up. [16:40] Jashin     Look, I put together     a Pandaman model. Cute, huh? [16:44] Yurine     My shoes and socks are ruined now. [16:50] Yurine     And look what you did to the     entryway and the wooden floor. [16:54] Yurine     Do you know what this means? [16:56] Jashin     Of course I... don't. SIGN    It broke... [17:10] Yurine     It's a 1:1 scale model of Jashin-chan! [17:15] Jashin     Glue is required to assemble this model... SIGN    Jashin-chan SIGN    Jashin-chan SIGN    m 0 0 s 100 0 100 100 0 100 c SIGN    m 0 0 s 100 0 100 100 0 100 c SIGN    Super     Cute SIGN    Dragon Books [17:23] Kyon     Thank you very much! SIGN    Dragon Books SIGN    Dragon Books [17:26] Guy     Excuse me. [17:27] Guy     Where can I find books on Chinese customs? [17:30] Kyon     Um... [17:31] Ran     You'll find one on top     of the shelf at the far end. [17:35] Ran     It's the fifth book from the left. [17:37] Guy     Thank you. [17:38] Ran     You're welcome. [17:41] Kyon     You're amazing, Onee-chan! [17:42] Ran     You need to memorize these too, Kyon-Kyon. [17:45] Kyon     But the moment I memorize     one thing, I forget something else. [17:49] Jashin     You sure are dumb! [17:51] Kyon     Oh! Jashin-chan! [17:53] Jashin     So, you know this book     I bought here the other day... SIGN    The Life of an Ape Man SIGN    The Life of an Ape Man SIGN    The Life of an Ape Man [17:55] Jashin     It was way too difficult     for me, so I'm returning it. [17:58] Kyon     Huh? [18:00] Jashin     Not to brag, but I'm     actually pretty dumb, too. [18:04] Jashin     So... [18:05] Jashin     Starting today, you and     I are the dumb devil duo! SIGN    Dumb*! [18:08] Ran     Hey! [18:09] Ran     Don't compare Kyon-Kyon to a genuine idiot! [18:12] Jashin     What?! [18:13] Jashin     You cheeky panda! I'll tear you off! [18:16] Ran     Wait, don't— [18:27] Jashin     She can come out of there? [18:28] Jashin     Oh, that's right. [18:30] Jashin     Yurine told me to check     on you while I was here. [18:34] Jashin     Are you getting by okay? [18:36] Kyon     Yeah! [18:37] Kyon     I wanted to be helpful to humans by working, [18:40] Kyon     so I was really happy when     Yurine introduced me here! [18:43] Ran     There are some old books     about China here, too, [18:46] Ran     so we're perfect for the job. [18:48] Jashin     I see. That's nice. [18:50] Kyon     Yeah! [18:50] Jashin     Also, I brought this for you. [18:53] Kyon     Wow! Thank— [18:55] Kyon     Wait, is that... [18:58] Jashin     It's chestnut rice! [19:00] Jashin     It's tasty! [19:01] Kyon     I-It doesn't have     sweet rice in it, does it? [19:04] Jashin     Well, sure. That's what it is. [19:06] Kyon     Keep it away from me! [19:08] Jashin     Huh? What the heck is the problem? [19:10] Kyon     Sweet rice is     a jiangshi's biggest weakness! [19:13] Ran     We managed to reach     a pretty high rank of jiangshi, [19:16] Ran     but sweet rice is the one     thing we couldn't overcome! [19:19] Jashin     And the chestnuts are in     season, too... What a shame. [19:24] Jashin     I gave some to Pekola earlier, [19:26] Jashin     but I guess I can give her     this on my way home. [19:28] Jashin     She'll probably eat it. [19:30] (Flashback) Pekola     Thank you! [19:31] Jashin     I had no idea you were     scared of rice, though. [19:34] Jashin     Absolutely f-rice-tened, huh? [19:37] Kyon     I'm sorry, Jashin-chan! [19:39] Kyon     I feel bad after you     brought it for us, but... [19:41] Jashin     Uh... Didn't you hear me? "F-rice-tened"? [19:45] Ran     We're really sorry! [19:47] Ran     Give Yurine-chan our regards, okay? [19:51] Jashin     Okay. See you later, then. [20:03] Jashin     It's sad when my puns scare*     people off or don't get any laughs, [20:06] Jashin     but it's even sadder when     they're not even recognized as puns. [20:11] Yurine     What's wrong with you? You seem down. [20:15] Jashin     Actually... [20:19] Jashin     ...is all she said. [20:21] Yurine     Uh-huh... [20:22] Yurine     So what did you say? [20:25] Jsahin     I said... "Absolutely f-rice-tened, huh?" [20:36] Yurine     What the heck? That's hilarious! [20:39] Yurine     I'm cracking up! [20:40] Yurine     You really have a knack for puns! [20:42] Jashin     Y-You think so? [20:44] Jashin     Yeah, you're right! They're the     losers for not understanding it! [20:48] Jashin     All right! Time to eat! [20:51] DevilA     And so, Jashin-chan cheered up. [22:26] Pekola     Doing three shield jobs in     a row really took it out of me... [22:31] Pekola     The chestnut rice that devil     gave me may have been filling, [22:34] Pekola     but I guess there was no way     it'd last until so late at night. [22:41] Pekola     Th-Th-That's the chestnut rice! [22:43] Pekola     I thought I ate it all earlier! [22:48] Pekola     It's come back! What could this mean? [22:51] Pekola     Is it manna from Heaven, like in Exodus? [22:53] Pekola     Or is it a supernatural phenomenon?! [22:57] Pekola     How scary! [22:59] Pekola     But I shall gladly partake. [23:01] Pekola     Ah, this is delicious! [23:03] Pekola     Still, what sort of phenomenon     could have caused this? [23:07] Pekola     It's so good! [23:10] Jashin     We're gonna play Hell Seibu Police! [23:13] Jashin     Minos will be the leader of the police, [23:15] Jashin     Medusa will be a hostage, [23:16] Jashin     and I'll be the criminal! [23:17] Both     Okay! [23:18] Minos     Hey, criminal! Release the hostage right now! [23:21] Jashin     Then hurry up and bring me ransom money! [23:24] Medusa     What's this in my pocket? [23:25] Medusa     My bank book from Hell     Bank and my personal seal! [23:28] Jashin     Yahoo! Ransom money! [23:29] Jashin     The hostage is free!     And they lived happily ever after! [23:32] Medusa     Thanks for untying my ropes, Jashin-chan! [23:35] Medusa     I'll follow you forever! [23:36] Jashin     Stockholm syndrome! [23:38] Minos     That's no good. E8 - Untitled Source: Crunchyroll Translator: Editor: Timer: QC: (Please feel free to edit the speaker names if incomplete or inaccurate. Names are handled on a best-effort basis depending on the info on the source file. Dialogue is left as is.) SIGN    m 0 0 b -2 0 -4 0 -6 1 l -6 5 b -2 4 3 4 7 5 l 7 1 b 6 0 3 0 1 0 SIGN    m 0 0 b -2 0 -4 0 -6 1 l -6 5 b -2 4 3 4 7 5 l 7 1 b 6 0 3 0 1 0 SIGN    m 0 0 b -2 0 -4 0 -6 1 l -6 5 b -2 4 3 4 7 5 l 7 1 b 6 0 3 0 1 0 SIGN    Hell School SIGN    Hell School SIGN    Year 3 Pazuzu Class SIGN    Attention, everyone. SIGN    I have a new friend to introduce to you all today. SIGN    This is Minos-chan. SIGN    Make her feel welcome, okay? [01:41] Minos     Hi, everyone! [01:43] Minos     Nice to meet you! [01:45] Goblin     That's a minotaur! [01:47] Ganesha     They're really strong     and unusually ferocious. [01:50] Skull     Seriously?! [01:51] Skull     Scary! We better not get too close! [01:54] Goblin     Yeah. [01:55] Ganesha     She might rip our bones right out. [01:57] Skull     What? I'm nothing but bones! [02:01] Goblin     Let's play dodgeball! [02:02] All     Yeah! [02:06] Goblin     Fire Shot! [02:12] Jashin     For some reason, I really     envy this round, rolling ball. [02:18] Jashin     Take this! Murder Ball! [02:27] Goblin     My arm! [02:28] Skull     Goblin! [02:29] Ganesha     You okay?! [02:30] Jashin     Got 'im! [02:31] Vampire     You're amazing, Jashin-chan! [02:33] Medusa     I hope he's okay... [02:37] All     Hang in there, Goblin! SIGN    Hell's Fun SIGN    Social Studies SIGN    Year 3 [02:54] Ganesha     We will avenge Goblin! [02:57] Jashin     I'll just destroy all of you, too! [02:59] Vampire     That's right! [02:59] Medusa     Let's try not to hurt each other... [03:00] Bird     Better be ready! [03:01] Goblin     Hold it! [03:03] Goblin     You didn't forget about me, did you? [03:06] All     Goblin! [03:07] Goblin     The one who will avenge Goblin... is Goblin! [03:10] Ganesha     Are you okay? [03:12] Goblin     Yep! I willed my arm to grow back! [03:13] Medusa     Everyone... [03:13] Skull     Wow! Are you the Devil King or something?! [03:15] Medusa     Jashin-chan? [03:17] Jashin     Jashin-chan is now arriving on track 2. [03:21] Jashin     Wanna jump on? [03:22] Minos     Who are you? [03:25] Jashin     I'm... the shampoo that also conditions. [03:30] Minos     Shampoo? [03:31] Jashin     It's a joke. My name's Jashin-chan. SIGN    Déjà vu... [03:35] Minos     Jashin-chan... [03:36] Jashin     Why aren't you playing with everyone? [03:41] Minos     I want to... [03:43] Minos     but it seems like they're all scared of me. [03:49] Minos     Aren't you scared of me? [03:51] Jashin     Huh? Not at all. [03:54] Minos     N-No one will like you     if you hang around with me! [03:57] Minos     You won't be able to play     with your friends anymore! [03:59] Jashin     Huh? Sure I will. [04:02] Jashin     They're my friends. [04:04] Minos     That's not what I mean! [04:12] Jashin     I heard that the minotaurs     are a strong, kind-hearted race. [04:18] Jashin     They all just have the wrong idea. [04:20] Jashin     If you play with them,     you can clear things up. [04:23] Medusa     Uh-huh! [04:25] Minos     Y-You think so? [04:27] Jashin     This is my best friend, Medusa. [04:30] Jashin     She's a weakling and a crybaby,     so she gets picked on a lot. [04:34] Jashin     Of course, I pick on her a lot, too. [04:36] Minos     You're awful. [04:38] Jashin     That's right! I'm absolutely awful! [04:41] Jashin     Pretty awesome, huh? [04:42] Minos     You can't be both... [04:45] Medusa     Jashin-chan's dumb, but she's really nice! [04:49] Jashin     Who're you calling nice?! [04:50] Minos     But you didn't mind the "dumb" part... [04:52] Medusa     Minos-chan! [04:53] Medusa     Be Jashin-chan's friend, okay? [04:56] Jashin     Darn it, Medusa! Don't say it like that! [04:59] Jashin     I'm offering to be her friend! [05:02] Jashin     Come back here! [05:04] Medusa     I don't wanna! [05:10] Minos     You two are funny! [05:15] Jashin     Ding-a-ling-a-ling! [05:17] Jashin     Jashin-chan is now departing on track 2! [05:20] Jashin     Anyone who wants to play     dodgeball better get on! [05:23] Medusa     Okay! I'll ride! [05:25] Jashin     The fare's one million. [05:27] Medusa     Huh?! [05:28] Jashin     For a million, you can     ride all you want, forever. [05:31] Jashin     Great deal, right? [05:37] Minos     I'll ride, too! [05:40] Jashin     Okay, off we go! Watch 'er blow! [05:44] Jashin     And I'm two million richer! [05:45] Medusa     Huh?! [05:47] Goblin     Here. [05:48] Minos     Thanks! [05:49] Minos     Take that! [05:52] Minos     Hi-yah! [05:54] Minos     Here it comes! SIGN    Year 3 Pazuzu Class SIGN    You three have become very close, haven't you? SIGN    Stand there until classes are over. [06:33] Jashin     I forgot that happened. [06:36] Yurine     You're being so quiet. It's not like you. [06:39] Yurine     This is the least cheerful you've     been since the anime started. [06:44] Yurine     Who wants a million yen? [06:47] Jashin     I never did get my two million back then... [06:53] Yurine     You're lonely because Medusa and Minos     are stuck in Hell for that festival, huh? [06:59] Jashin     A-Am not! It's not like that! [07:02] Yurine     The light has completely     vanished from your face. [07:06] Yurine     They haven't been to the human     realm in about a month now... [07:11] Jashin     Festivals in Hell last a long time. [07:15] Yurine     Why don't you try calling them? [07:17] Jashin     I can't call while they're at a festival. [07:19] Jashin     That'd be thoughtless of me. [07:24] Yurine     Are festivals in Hell that exciting? [07:27] Jashin     Everyone in Hell has forgotten about me. [07:32] Jashin     I might as well... [07:33] Jashin     ...not even exist at all. [07:35] Yurine     Oh, this is getting annoying now. [07:37] Jashin     I haven't ever heard a word from my parents. [07:39] Jashin     I wonder what Mom and Dad are up to... [07:42] Jashin     Don't they care that their daughter     didn't come home for the festival? [07:47] Jashin     Maybe they actually just took me in, [07:50] Jashin     and I'm not their real daughter? [07:53] Yurine     Come to think of it, you've never     talked about your parents before. [08:01] Jashin     Leggo. [08:02] Yurine     What do your parents do? [08:06] Jashin     Well, lots of stuff. [08:08] Yurine     Such as? [08:09] Jashin     Uh, like... business? [08:11] Yurine     They do lots of... business? [08:13] Yurine     You mean, they run a business as a pair? [08:15] Jashin     Not exactly as a pair... [08:17] Jashin     They have a lot of underlings,     so it's more like a group... [08:21] Yurine     What? You mean, they have subsidiaries? [08:24] Yurine     Or a "group" in the corporate     sense? Like, a conglomerate? [08:27] Jashin     Well, something like that... [08:29] Yurine     It's a conglomerate? [08:30] Jashin     In Japan, you'd call it the "So-and-So     Conglomerate," or "Such-and-Such Group"... [08:34] Yurine     They're aristocrats?! [08:35] Jashin     I-In Hell, they're called "devistocrats"... [08:39] Yurine     Hang on! [08:39] Yurine     Does that make you some kind of princess?! [08:43] Yurine     I don't believe it! That's a shock     to both me and the viewers! [08:47] Yurine     Give me all the details! [08:49] Jashin     Why? You've already made     me give most of them. [08:52] Yurine     What? [08:52] Jashin     N-Next time, okay? [08:54] Yurine     You know, if you're a lady of high standing, [08:57] Yurine     people might see you differently. [08:59] Jashin     I-It's not like that! SIGN    Smart-Aleck Devil [09:01] Jashin     I'm a smart-aleck devil! A pachinko addict! [09:04] Yurine     I was kidding. [09:04] ---     A fool! A scumbag! A moocher!     A lousy cook! A common idiot! [09:05] Yurine     Your self-abuse is actually painful to watch. [09:08] Yurine     Anyway, [09:08] Yurine     why don't you give your     parents a call, at least? [09:11] Yurine     They might be worried     about why their daughter [09:15] Yurine     didn't make it home for the festival. [09:20] Jashin     I don't want to bother     them at work, though... [09:25] Jashin     It's ringing! [09:28] Jashin     They ans— [09:29] Jashin     And they hung up. [09:31] Yurine     Sorry I made you do that. [09:33] Yurine     Why don't you go out and     take your mind off things? [09:36] Yurine     Here's your allowance. [09:37] Jashin     I don't need it. [09:39] Jashin     I'll just go for a walk. SIGN    Beth [09:47] Jashin     Hey, Beth. [09:49] Jashin     I'll take you with me on my walk for once. [09:53] Jashin     Beth went back to Hell, too? [09:56] Jashin     Beasts of Hell do come     from Hell, after all... [09:59] Jashin     Bah! SIGN    Smack SIGN    Smack SIGN    Smack SIGN    Beth [10:07] Jashin     I feel so empty... [10:11] Jashin     Why did you choose this spot to die? [10:15] Jashin     Hey, custodian! There's a dead cicada here! [10:17] Jashin     Shouldn't you clean it up?! [10:27] Jashin     Hmph! [10:31] Jashin     Gah! The cicada final! [10:36] Jashin     Hey, you! [10:37] Jashin     I know what you look like! [10:39] Jashin     Next time I see you,     I'll fry you up and eat you! [10:42] Jashin     Better make every moment     of your seven-day lifespan count! [10:49] Jashin     Bah. [10:50] DevilA     Cicadas are believed to live only for a week, [10:53] DevilA     but they actually live for about a month. [10:56] DevilA     Well? Feeling a lot less     sympathetic now, aren't you? [11:02] Yurine     It's not like Jashin-chan to turn down money. [11:06] Yurine     Maybe 500 yen wasn't enough? [11:17] Jashin     I'll play some pachinko or something. SIGN    Life Theater [11:21] Jashin     I lost. [11:24] Jashin     What I need right now is a hearty     plate of Bondy curry to cheer me up! [11:30] Radio     How are you all spending this     afternoon of your summer break? [11:33] Jashin     I was in the mood for Manten, anyway. [11:34] Radio     I'm your host, radio personality, Kohyo Denpa. [11:38] Radio     Let's get straight into it with this segment: [11:40] Radio     "Scary Daytime Stories     That Aren't Scary At All." [11:46] Radio     In this popular segment, [11:48] Radio     I read all the scary and bizarre     stories our listeners send in [11:51] Radio     during the daytime     so they'll be less scary. [11:53] (Flashback) Minos     Seconds on the extra-large curry! [11:54] (Flashback) Medusa     Wow! And that was such a generous portion! [11:54] Radio     Ghosts, UFOs, UMAs, giant     monsters... Anything goes. [11:58] Radio     Here's our first submission.     It's from Devil A-san in Tokyo. [12:02] Radio     "Hello, Koyho Denpa-san." Hello! [12:03] Jashin     I hope they're still eating okay in Hell... [12:05] Radio     "I saw a UFO. You might not believe me, [12:09] Radio     but one day, I was..." [12:14] Jashin     My belly is full, but my heart remains empty. [12:19] Jashin     It's so quiet. [12:21] Jashin     This area's usually packed with people. [12:24] Jashin     All right! [12:25] Jashin     Jashin-chan Dropkick! [12:26] Jashin     Dropkick! Dropkick! Dropkick! Dropkick!     Dropkick! Dropkick! Dropkick! Dropkick! [12:34] Jashin     Jashin-chan Dropkick! [12:36] Jashin     Dropkick! [12:37] Jashin     Jashin-chan Dropkick! [12:40] Jashin     There. I saw my chance to     unleash my dropkick, and I took it. [12:45] Jashin     I bet some of you forgot     about our giveaway campaign SIGN    Dropkick on My Devil! Dash     Gift Giveaway Campaign SIGN    Check our     homepage     for details. [12:48] ---     and just had this on for background noise. [12:50] Jashin     Don't forget to count all of my dropkicks     and send in those submissions! [12:58] Jashin     It's quiet. [13:00] Jashin     Too quiet. [13:03] Jashin     What in the world happened to this town? [13:08] Jashin     Maybe... [13:09] Jashin     ...a spaceship showed up while I was asleep [13:13] Jashin     and abducted the entire human race? [13:17] Jashin     Or maybe all humans turned     into zombies overnight, [13:21] Jashin     and they're hiding someplace     dark during the day? [13:26] Jashin     I hope I'm not the only one     left on Earth right now... [13:32] Robot     Yo! Thanks for dropping in! [13:35] Jashin     Never seen a robot clerk like this before. [13:37] Robot     Check it! [13:39] Poporon     I want to eat some soft serve... SIGN    Lick Lick Lick Lick Lick Lick SIGN    Lick Lick Lick Lick Lick Lick SIGN    Lick Lick Lick Lick Lick Lick SIGN    Lick Lick Lick Lick Lick Lick SIGN    Lick Lick Lick Lick Lick Lick SIGN    Lick Lick Lick Lick Lick Lick SIGN    Lick Lick Lick Lick Lick Lick SIGN    Lick Lick Lick Lick Lick Lick [13:46] Poporon     Meat and Potatoes is eating soft serve! [13:50] Jashin     Hey, it's you! [13:52] Jashin     On a delivery? [13:53] Jashin     Don't you have any "just have a drink"-type     things that angels do on breaks? [13:58] Poporon     What does that mean?     It sounds like some old song lyric! [14:01] Poporon     I was collecting the empty bowls     to take back to the store. [14:01] Jashin     What could I say that would make sense, then? SIGN    Genesis [14:04] Poporon     Unlike you, I don't have     a lot of time on my hands. [14:04] Jashin     How about, "Now go"? [14:06] Poporon     Though, I do like that we get fewer     delivery orders during Obon season... [14:06] Jashin     Or "Starship"? Or "Yamamoto"? [14:10] Poporon     Are you even listening? [14:12] Jashin     Anyway, want a bite? [14:14] Poporon     I don't want your half-eaten soft serve. [14:17] Jashin     This isn't soft serve. [14:19] Jashin     It's that ice cream they sell at the     convenience store that looks like soft serve. [14:24] Jashin     I call it "hard serve." [14:27] Poporon     Oh, really? [14:28] Jashin     I guess you don't get my sense of humor. [14:41] Poporon     Summers in the human realm sure are hot. [14:48] Poporon     What's your problem? You look all gloomy. [14:50] Poporon     It's not like you. [14:54] Jashin     If Pekola went back to Heaven... [14:57] Jashin     and you were left here alone,     would you be lonely? [15:01] Poporon     Huh? What brought that on? [15:04] Poporon     And no. [15:05] Poporon     I wouldn't be lonely at all. [15:09] Jashin     I see. [15:10] Jashin     Well, bye. [15:13] Poporon     Wait! What on earth's gotten into you? [15:20] Poporon     If I was left here alone, huh? [15:27] Poporon     I'll go pick on Pekola-sama     before I head home. [15:30] Jashin     I'm back. [15:36] Jashin     Who are you? [15:37] Yurine     Huh?! [15:38] Jashin     Huh?! [15:39] Jashin     Wait, it's you, Yurine? [15:41] Jashin     I didn't recognize you in that costume. [15:44] Yurine     Can you only identify     people by what they wear? [15:47] Jashin     My bad, my bad. [15:49] Jashin     So, why are you wearing that, anyway? [15:52] Yurine     Uh... b-because... [15:54] Yurine     I just wanted a little change of pace. [15:57] Yurine     What do you think of this outfit? [15:59] Jashin     Hmm... It looks sort of cheap. [16:02] Jashin     Like something they'd     sell at a party goods shop. [16:04] Yurine     That figures. [16:05] Yurine     I did get it from a party goods shop. [16:09] Jashin     What is it a costume of, anyway? [16:12] Yurine     Huh? Can't you tell? [16:17] Yurine     It's a devil. [16:20] Jashin     A devil?! More like one of those bacteria     from an illustration about tooth decay! [16:24] Yurine     What would look more like a devil, then? [16:27] Jashin     This. [16:28] Yurine     Oh, right. You're a devil. I forgot. [16:32] Jashin     That's a pretty important detail.     Don't just forget it. [16:37] Yurine     You want me to put on a tail     and go around with my top bare? [16:40] Yurine     No way. I'd humiliate myself. [16:42] Jashin     Apologize to all the people     who cosplayed me at anime cons! [16:47] Yurine     What? [16:48] Jashin     Seeing that cheap costume     is starting to irritate me! [16:52] Jashin     And that's supposed to be a devil?!     It's an insult to devils! [16:55] Yurine     You make one, then. [16:58] Yurine     You're good at that sort of thing, right? [17:00] Jashin     Sure! I'll make a costume for you! [17:06] Jashin     Sewing machine, sewing machine... [17:07] Jashin     Just leave it all to me! [17:17] Jashin     All done! [17:20] Jashin     Wow! That's awesome! [17:22] Jashin     You look awesome! [17:24] Jashin     Fine work, if I do say so myself! [17:27] Yurine     It does look pretty cool, [17:30] Yurine     but it exposes so much... [17:32] Jashin     Nah, not really! [17:34] Yurine     Maybe not in your mind! [17:36] Jashin     There's also... [17:37] Jashin     Ta-da! [17:38] Jashin     I made a cape out of the leftover cloth! [17:41] Yurine     You had that much leftover? [17:43] Jashin     This isn't just any cape. [17:46] Jashin     It's the Pigeon Baron's cape. [17:50] Yurine     The Pigeon Baron? SIGN    Pigeon SIGN    Pigeon SIGN    Baron SIGN    Baron SIGN    Pigeon SIGN    Pigeon SIGN    Baron SIGN    Baron [17:57] Pigeon     I am the Pigeon Baron. [17:59] Pigeon     I'm a very bad guy! [18:01] Pigeon     Today, I'll take this bun     that I bought at Savin'... [18:04] Pigeon     and casually place it in the     bread section at Fanny Mart! [18:07] Pigeon     "Why is there Savin' bread at Fanny Mart?!" [18:10] Pigeon     The humans will be thoroughly confused! SIGN    To Be Continued [18:13] Pigeon     Pigeon, pigeon, pigeon, pigeon, pigeon! [18:15] Jashin     He really is the coolest! [18:17] ---     He wears a mask of a dove, the symbol     of peace, but does all those bad things! [18:23] Jashin     And more than anything,     his cape is so freaking cool! [18:26] Yurine     Uh, I see... [18:28] Jashin     I'm gonna put it on right now! [18:33] Jashin     I look so damn cool! [18:35] Yurine     Yeah, okay. [18:36] Jashin     Oh, dear. [18:37] Jashin     This amazingness... [18:40] Jashin     ...must be seen by everyone in Jinbocho! [18:43] Yurine     Stop it. You're embarrassing me. [18:44] Jashin     Come on! Isn't this the coolest thing ever?! [18:47] Jashin     It's so hot! [18:49] Jashin     Hey! What are you doing?! [18:51] Yurine     Don't worry. [18:52] Yurine     Just hold still. [18:56] Yurine     How's that? [18:59] Jashin     I like it! It suits me! [19:02] Yurine     I made you look cute. [19:04] Yurine     Now stay at home and behave yourself. [19:05] Jashin     'Kay! [19:07] Jashin     I really like this! [19:09] Jashin     Oh, I know! [19:10] Jashin     Since we're both dressed up,     let's take a selfie together! [19:13] Jashin     Selfie, selfie! [19:15] Jashin     Say "Nagoya cochin"! [19:19] Jashin     I kinda goofed up on your costume. [19:22] Jashin     You have no boobs, [19:24] Jashin     so I shouldn't have made a design     that emphasizes the chest. [19:27] Jashin     You have nothing to emphasize. [19:31] Jashin     There's so much space here,     it actually looks kinda goofy. [19:35] Jashin     Right? [19:37] Jashin     Huh? [19:38] Jashin     What? [19:43] Jashin     Eisbein! [19:46] Yurine     I just felt annoyed for some reason. [19:48] Yurine     This outfit itself is cute, though. [19:50] Yurine     I like it. [19:52] All     We're back! [19:53] Medusa     Oh? [19:54] Medusa     What's that outfit for,     Yurine-san? It's so cute! [19:57] Minos     How've you been doing? [19:59] Minos     Actually, I guess we weren't     away that long, huh? [20:02] Medusa     Oh, your hair looks cute that way! [20:04] Jashin     Y-You're back already? [20:07] Jashin     It was so nice and quiet while you     guys were back in Hell. What a pity. [20:12] Medusa     Aw, listen to you. SIGN    Just can't be honest, can you? [20:16] Minos     Hey! [20:16] Minos     That's the Pigeon Baron's cape, isn't it? [20:19] Minos     Let me wear it for a while, too! [20:22] Jashin     Don't zoom the camera out! [20:25] Jashin     With my hair up like this,     you'll see everything! [20:27] Yurine     You're a real pain. [20:41] Clock     How amusing! How amusing! How amusing! [20:48] Jashin     You guys pick the best souvenirs! [20:51] Minos     We knew you'd like it! SIGN    I'm gla— [20:54] Jashin     Oh, yeah! Aren't you three hungry? [20:57] Minos     I'm starving! [20:58] Medusa     Since we left Hell in a hurry, [21:00] Medusa     we haven't eaten since this morning. [21:03] Jashin     I'll whip up something tasty right now! SIGN    M-My bones... SIGN    M-My backbone... [21:06] Medusa     Okay! I'll help! [21:08] Minos     Me, too! [21:10] Minos     Tie me up in back, would you? [21:12] Jashin     Oh, very well! SIGN    Ouch... SIGN    Jashin-chan sure is in a good mood. SIGN    Did something good happen? [21:22] Yurine     Well, yes. [21:22] Minos     All ready! [21:24] Jashin     I'll make whatever you want today, Yurine! [21:27] Jashin     Anything! Just name it! [21:29] Yurine     Okay... I'll say curry, then. [21:31] Jashin     I had curry for lunch, though. [21:33] Medusa     Huh? [21:33] Minos     No fair eating curry without us! [21:35] Jashin     It's not my fault you guys weren't here! [23:10] Yurine     Kyon-kyon, you want to be human, right? [23:12] Kyon     Yes! I want to become     a human as soon as possible! [23:15] Ran     Undo the curse on your sister first! [23:17] Ran     Release me from this panda form! [23:19] Yurine     Remind me. Why'd you turn into a panda? [23:20] Ran     I would've rather been a different animal! [23:23] Yurine     Why? [23:24] Ran     Like a shoebill, maybe! [23:26] Ran     It'd be fun to just stand around all day! [23:28] Kyon     Oh, no! Onee-chan turned into a shoebill! [23:33] Yurine     Hmm... I think I get it. [23:35] Ran     This isn't fun at all! [23:37] Kyon     Life just isn't kind, is it? E9 - Untitled Source: Crunchyroll Translator: Editor: Timer: QC: (Please feel free to edit the speaker names if incomplete or inaccurate. Names are handled on a best-effort basis depending on the info on the source file. Dialogue is left as is.) [00:02] Jashin     Seven... eight... nine... [00:07] Jashin     Ten. [00:11] Jashin     I couldn't stop it. [00:13] Jashin     Catch up! Get in there! [00:16] Jashin     Our money for this month's living     expenses vanished at the races. [00:21] Jashin     What's more... [00:22] (Flashback) Medusa     Sorry, Jashin-chan. [00:23] (Flashback) Medusa     I'm going on a trip with my family,     so I'll be away from the human realm for a week. [00:29] Jashin     She's vanished from my life, too. [00:29] Medusa     I'll buy you souvenirs! SIGN    To Jashin-chan     From Medusa [00:33] Jashin     All she left for me was a single letter. SIGN    m 0 0 l 100 0 100 100 0 100 SIGN    Dear Jashin-chan «      SIGN    Use this money to buy food and have a little     bit of fun while I'm away from the human     realm. I really would like to go see you, but     my dad has gone all-out for this trip. Sorry.     I'll be visiting lots of places, so I'll buy you     souvenirs again. Look forward to it!     Oh, and Yurine-san called me saying that she     suspects you've been going to the races again.     You can use some of this money for that if you     want, but if you use Yurine-san's money, make     sure you return it. There's 100,000 yen here,     so you should be fine, but if it starts to run low,     just call me and I'll send more. [00:37] (Flashback) Medusa     Dear Jashin-chan. Use this money— [00:39] Jashin     Way to go, ATM! [00:41] Jashin     I thought I'd dodged this bullet     that came flying out of nowhere... [00:46] Jashin     Ten bills... [00:48] Jashin     All the bills Medusa left me three     days ago were ten-thousands. [00:53] Jashin     When did they turn into thousands?! [00:56] DevilA     Allow me to explain. [00:57] DevilA     Jashin-chan is... [00:59] DevilA     ...going to do the same thing again! [01:01] Jashin     I'm doomed! SIGN    Life     Theater [02:34] Jashin     If you don't have money,     you just need to make some! [02:36] Jashin     Using alchemy! [02:38] Jashin     Yes! It's time to reveal my title! [02:42] Jashin     It's... SIGN    FULLMONEY ALCHEMIST SIGN    FULLMONEY ALCHEMIST SIGN    FULLMONEY ALCHEMIST SIGN    FULLMONEY ALCHEMIST [02:43] Jashin     The Full... Money Alchemist! [02:48] Jashin     My power... is the power of money. [02:57] Jashin     This wasn't supposed to... [03:01] Jashin     Damn it! [03:04] Jashin     It was all taken from me! [03:06] Jashin     Why?! Isn't it all about     equivalent exchange?! [03:08] Jashin     How does 10,000 yen     transmute into three candies?! [03:12] Kyon     Jashin-chan! [03:14] Jashin     Kyon-Kyon? [03:15] Kyon     Pachinko again? [03:17] Ran     I bet you lost again, didn't you? [03:19] Jashin     Damn you, Ran-Ran! [03:20] Jashin     I just happened to lose today!     I'm still in profit overall! [03:23] Ran     The only one who profits     in gambling is the bookmaker. [03:26] Jashin     Screw you! [03:27] Jashin     You're just a dumb animal that eats     bamboo even though you're a carnivore! [03:31] Jashin     Suck on this candy I transmuted and shut up! [03:35] Jsahin     Here. You get one, too. [03:38] Kyon     It's sweet! [03:39] Ran     Wei dao bu cuo! [03:42] Jashin     By the way... [03:44] Jashin     Have you two gotten paid for     your work at the used bookstore? [03:48] Kyon     Yep! [03:50] Jashin     Listen, I hate to let this slip... [03:55] Jashin     but there's a big race tomorrow that     could cancel out my losses from today. [04:00] Jashin     So... [04:01] Jashin     Lend me some mon— [04:03] Jashin     Wh-What? What is it? [04:05] Ran     Oh, no! [04:06] Ran     M-My body feels... [04:08] Ran     This is bad! This is definitely bad! [04:11] Kyon     What's wrong, Onee-chan? [04:12] Jashin     What? You gonna die? [04:23] Jashin     Did she die? [04:24] Jashin     Was there poison in that candy? [04:26] Kyon     Poison wouldn't kill her! [04:29] Kyon     Jiangshi are immortal! [04:30] Jashin     Yeah, but I could die from it. [04:32] Jashin     Whew! Good thing I didn't eat it! [04:41] Ran     Whew... I thought for sure I was gonna die. [04:44] Ran     Even though I'm already dead. [04:48] Ran     Huh? What's wrong with you two? [04:52] Kyon     You're back to normal! [04:54] Ran     What?! [04:57] Ran     The panda curse is gone... [04:59] Kyon     This is great, Onee-chan! [05:01] Jashin     Your panda form was a curse? [05:04] Ran     But how... [05:06] Kyon     Maybe that strawberry milk     candy had a curse-lifting effect! [05:10] Ran     Strawberry milk candy? [05:13] Ran     Strawberry milk candy! [05:14] Kyon     Strawberry milk candy! That must be it! [05:17] Jashin     That must be it. For sure. [05:21] Jashin     I want to share in the joy     you're feeling over lifting that curse. [05:25] Jashin     I hate to say this, believe me, [05:27] Jashin     but that candy was originally mine. [05:30] Jashin     Which means it's not a stretch to say     that I removed your curse, is it? [05:36] Jashin     Is it? Is it? Is it? [05:41] Jashin     Therefore, I humbly request     that you thank me accordingly. [05:45] Kyon     Yes, you're right! It's all thanks to you! [05:49] Ran     What would you like as thanks? SIGN    This is the face [05:51] DevilA     This is the face. [05:53] Jashin     Cash! I'm the Fullmoney     Alchemist, after all! [05:56] Jashin     Of course it's money I want! [05:58] Jashin     Fifty— [06:00] Jashin     No, a hundred thousand will do it! [06:02] Ran     Sure! [06:03] Kyon     It's a good thing we came to Japan! [06:07] Jashin     Equivalent exchange... [06:09] Jashin     All things can be considered     a form of transmutation. [06:11] Jashin     Losing at the races, Medusa's money, [06:14] Jashin     the way I just happened     to lose at pachinko... [06:17] Jashin     It all happened so that this     candy would earn me 100,000 yen! [06:21] Jashin     Way to go, me! [06:23] Jashin     I'm not called the Fullmoney     Alchemist for nothing! [06:29] Ran     Ow! [06:30] Ran     I turned back... [06:33] Jashin     Don't put it away! [06:34] Ran     Sniff... [06:35] Jashin     Don't worry! [06:37] Jashin     I still have one candy left! [06:39] Jashin     Here, eat it! Eat the candy! [06:42] Jashin     There, see? [06:43] Jashin     I'd like my 100,000 yen, please! [06:47] Kyon     She's still a panda. [06:48] Jashin     I'd like my 100,000 yen, please! [06:50] Ran     I guess it was just a fluke. [06:52] Kyon     But you did briefly turn back to normal. [06:55] Kyon     Maybe there's some kind of hint to that candy. [06:56] Jashin     I'd like my 100,000 yen, please! [06:57] Ran     You think so? [06:59] Jashin     I'd like... [07:00] Ran     But it didn't work. The curse wasn't lifted. [07:02] Jashin     ...my 100,000 yen... [07:03] Kyon     Want to buy strawberry milk candies     at the grocery store on the way home? [07:06] Ran     Sure. [07:06] Kyon     Let's eat them every day for a while! [07:07] Jashin     I'm the one who gave you that hint. [07:09] Ran     Good idea. [07:10] Jashin     My transmutation failed! SIGN    I'll never leave you again SIGN    The old flame has     been rekidnapped [07:30] Pino     I think you mean "the old     flame has been rekindled." [07:36] Yurine     So cute. [07:37] Yurine     I'd love to have these clothes. [07:40] Jashin     Clothes? Really? [07:42] Yurine     What? [07:43] Jashin     Like I always say, clothes are for the weak. [07:47] Jashin     People who wear clothes are weak!     Being weak is embarrassing! [07:50] Jashin     In other words, people who     wear clothes are embarrassing! [07:53] Yurine     This outfit's nice, too. [07:55] Jashin     Don't ignore me. [07:57] Medusa     Hello! [08:00] Medusa     I brought you some really good stuff today! [08:03] Jashin     Medusa? [08:04] Yurine     Good stuff? [08:05] Medusa     Apples specially ordered     from the Garden of Eden! SIGN    m 50 0 b 100 0 100 100 50 100 b 0 100 0 0 50 0 SIGN    Grown     by me SIGN    Grown     by me [08:09] Jashin     What?! The ones you have to wait hundreds     of years to receive after ordering? [08:14] Jashin     Those Eden apples?! [08:15] Medusa     I ordered them a couple of centuries     ago, and they finally arrived. [08:19] Yurine     This is a conversation     humans could never have. [08:23] Jashin     Let's cut them up and eat them right now! [08:27] Yurine     Wow. All we did was cut     them, but they're shining. [08:30] Jashin     The way they felt when     I cut them was otherworldly. [08:34] Yurine     Well, they are from another world. [08:41] Yurine     They're so good. [08:42] Yurine     Both the look and the taste     are absolutely otherworldly. [08:46] Medusa     Yeah! They were worth     the two-hundred year wait! [08:50] Yurine     Jashin-chan, what's wrong? [08:54] Jashin     I... [08:55] Jashin     I'm so ashamed! [08:57] Jashin     Why do I feel so incredibly ashamed? [09:00] Jashin     Oh, no! I'm not wearing any clothes! [09:04] Jashin     Have I been walking around town     in this shameful state all this time?! [09:08] Jashin     I must put on some clothes! [09:11] Medusa     What got into her? [09:13] Yurine     Could these have caused it? SIGN    Eve SIGN    Adam SIGN    Shame! SIGN    Shame! [09:16] Yurine     It's a well-known creation story. [09:19] Yurine     A snake tricked Adam and Eve [09:21] Yurine     into eating the forbidden fruit of Eden, [09:24] Yurine     and for the first time, they felt shame. [09:26] Medusa     And these apples have the same effect? [09:29] Yurine     I think so. [09:30] Medusa     But why did it only affect Jashin-chan? [09:33] Yurine     Well, the two of us already had clothes on, [09:36] Yurine     and Jashin-chan is a snake... [09:41] Jashin     That was so embarrassing. [09:42] Yurine     I guess thousands of years of deceiving     humans finally came back to bite the snake. [09:47] Jashin     Clothes are great. [09:49] Jashin     They protect us from shame. [09:52] Jashin     Anyone who doesn't wear clothes is a fool! [09:57] Jashin     Medusa, you should give a little more     thought to the clothes you wear. [10:00] Medusa     Huh? [10:02] Jashin     What? [10:04] Jashin     What is this?! The feeling     of shame won't go away! [10:06] Jashin     I feel ashamed just to be alive! SIGN    I have lived a shameful life.     I can't understand how this thing     called "human life" is supposed     to work, seriously...          From No Longer Human? [10:10] Jashin     I have lived a shameful life. [10:13] Jashin     I'll jump into the Tamagawa Aqueduct     and die to escape this shame! [10:20] Jashin     But I don't want to die alone. [10:23] Jashin     I'm taking you with me! [10:26] Jashin     How 'bout it? Care to go     out with me... forever? [10:29] Medusa     C-Can't breathe... Stop... [10:31] Medusa     Yurine-san, please help me! [10:35] Yurine     I guess I have no choice. [10:36] Yurine     Yurine-chan Dropkick! [10:45] Pino     What happened? [10:46] Medusa     I wonder how we get     her back to normal... [10:49] Yurine     Let's bury her. [10:50] Medusa     Bury her?! [10:51] Yurine     Burial cures just about any malady. [10:57] Jashin     Oh. I'm better now. [10:58] Jashin     All the shame is gone. [11:01] Yurine     See? [11:02] Pino     What are you two doing? [11:03] Jashin     Clothes are for the weak! [11:06] Jashin     The greatest strength lies in nudity! [11:10] Medusa     I'm glad you're all better. [11:11] Medusa     Anyway, how did the apples     we waited 200 years for taste? [11:16] Jashin     I was so embarrassed, I don't remember! SIGN    m 0 0 l 100 0 100 100 0 100 SIGN    m 0 0 l 100 0 100 100 0 100 SIGN    Orphanage     Iron Commando [11:19] Pekola     What? The Christmas party is canceled? [11:21] Lady     Yes. [11:23] Lady     I'm sorry to break the news after     you came here in your Santa suit. [11:26] Pekola     I see... [11:28] Lady     We held out until the last possible moment, [11:30] Lady     but we just couldn't muster the funds. [11:32] Lady     Oh, but we will pay you for     your service today, of course. [11:36] Pekola     That's not... [11:38] Lady     Please don't worry about it. [11:40] Pekola     But the children must be so disappointed [11:43] Pekola     that they can't have their Christmas party. [11:45] Lady     Yes, that's true... [11:50] Pekola     It appears the time to use this has come. [11:56] Pekola     Just 15,000 yen... [11:58] Pekola     This won't be enough to     fund their Christmas party. [12:03] Pekola     The children all look forward to this Christmas     party, and it only comes only once a year... [12:07] Pekola     I want to do something for them. [12:11] Pekola     But is there any way to earn     a good amount of money quickly? [12:19] Pekola     Of course! [12:20] Pekola     I'll work with the humans! [12:25] Pekola     Joy to the world! The Lord is come! [12:29] Pekola     Let Earth receive her King! [12:33] Pekola     Let every heart prepare Him room, [12:35] Pekola     I'm so glad I was in the choir in Heaven. [12:38] Pekola     and Heaven and nature sing,     and Heaven and nature sing, [12:38] Pekola     All the people who are moved by my song [12:41] Pekola     should help out by donating money! [12:42] Pekola     and Heaven, and Heaven, and nature sing! [12:47] DevilA     A few hours later... [12:53] Pekola     Not a single yen... [12:56] Pekola     How cruel. Can this really be possible? [13:00] Pekola     Couldn't just one person—just one     single, solitary person—help me out? [13:04] Poporon     Pekola-sama? [13:07] Pekola     Poporon... [13:12] Pekola     You were in the choir too, weren't you? [13:15] Pekola     Would you help me? [13:16] Poporon     Huh? [13:17] Poporon     Why should I do that for a bunch     of human kids I don't even know? [13:22] Poporon     I'm busy enough as it is. [13:27] Poporon     Don't you have your own life to live, too? [13:29] Poporon     What are you thinking? [13:31] Pekola     Yes, you're right, [13:33] Pekola     but I want to put smiles     on the faces of those children. [13:36] Poporon     That's ridiculous! [13:38] Poporon     Haven't you learned     anything since coming to Earth? [13:40] Poporon     There are countless people in     need of saving all around the world. [13:44] Poporon     There's no point in just saving     a handful of them. There are too many. [13:47] Pekola     There is a point! [13:49] Pekola     If an angel can't save the     people right in front of her, [13:51] Pekola     there's no way she can save     everyone who needs it! [13:54] Poporon     Oh, really? [13:55] Poporon     Okay, then. Farewell. [13:58] Pekola     She's so mean... SIGN    m 0 0 l 100 0 100 100 0 100 SIGN    m 0 0 l 100 0 100 100 0 100 SIGN    Orphanage     Iron Commando [14:11] Poporon     Is this the place     Pekola-sama was talking about? [14:15] Girl     It's Noel-chan! [14:17] Poporon     Huh? You know who I am? [14:20] Girl     Yeah! I want to be an idol, too! [14:24] Poporon     You do? Why? [14:27] Girl     I want to make everyone smile, like you do! [14:31] Girl     Do you think I can become an idol? [14:38] Poporon     I know you can be an idol. [14:40] Girl     Really? [14:41] Poporon     I'll be rooting for you. [14:43] Girl     Yay! Thanks, Noel-chan! [14:47] Poporon     Merry Christmas. [14:51] Girl     Merry Christmas! [14:58] Pekola     Joy to the world... The Lord is come... [15:04] Pekola     I've been singing for so long, SIGN    Life [15:06] Pekola     and all I've gotten is one fake coin. SIGN    Life [15:09] Pekola     Why can't I get a single yen? [15:11] Pekola     What were all my years in the choir for? [15:15] Poporon     No one's going to listen     to a boring song like that. [15:20] Pekola     Poporon... [15:22] Pekola     Why are you here? Did you     come to ridicule me some more? SIGN    Future Drive SIGN    Amatsuka Noel SIGN    Vague Gradation SIGN    Amatsuka Noel [15:30] [SONG] Song     The season brings emotion [15:32] [SONG] Song     And faint illumination [15:37] [SONG] Song     I sing this hymn for you [15:40] Poporon     Attention, please! [15:42] Poporon     Your holy idol, Noel-chan, [15:45] Poporon     will now perform a free     street concert for charity! [15:51] [SONG] Song     Evening at the station SIGN    Moe [15:51] Guy     It's Noel-chan! [15:53] Guy     Noel-chan's doing a charity concert! [15:54] [SONG] Song     The people passing by are all automation [15:58] [SONG] Song     It's a little lonely [16:02] [SONG] Song     Where did they come from? [16:05] [SONG] Song     Where are they going? [16:08] [SONG] Song     It's all in a hard worker's imagination [16:12] [SONG] Song     Like the powdery snow [16:17] [SONG] Song     That's falling from the sky [16:22] [SONG] Song     It softly blankets the world [16:27] [SONG] Song     Never melting away [16:33] [SONG] Song     Just kidding! [16:34] [SONG] Song     It was just a joke, God [16:37] [SONG] Song     Just a trick of fate [16:40] [SONG] Song     The white town shows a vague gradation [16:45] [SONG] Song     I can't express it well [16:48] [SONG] Song     But I'm wishing as hard as I can [16:51] [SONG] Song     Let this moment last just a little longer [17:01] Poporon     Thank you, everyone! [17:05] Chiba     So godly! You're so godly, Noel-chan! [17:06] Katsura     My wallet's empty, but her spit     sprayed on me, so I'm happy! [17:08] Ozaki     I don't have train fare to get     home now, but no regrets! [17:11] Mei     All right, you three are under arrest. [17:13] Three     Huh?! [17:14] Three     Why?! [17:15] Mei     For the crime of being     unbefitting of Christmas! [17:18] Ozaki     Mad police! [17:19] Katsura     Have mercy on us! [17:21] Mei     Excellent work, Mei! Merry Christmas! [17:24] Poporon     Here. [17:25] Pekola     Huh? Is this... [17:27] Poporon     Take it to the children. [17:30] Pekola     What brought this on? [17:31] Poporon     I don't feel like getting into it. [17:34] Pekola     You've helped so much. Thank you. [17:38] Poporon     I-I didn't do it to help you. [17:43] Pekola     Why don't we take it to them together? [17:47] Poporon     Oh, all right. I'll go with you, just this once. [17:57] Poporon     By the way, Pekola-sama, [17:59] Poporon     your singing sucked.     You should practice more. [18:01] Pekola     Wha?! [18:05] DevilA     Blessings upon all people,     devils, and angels! [18:09] DevilA     Merry Crucifixmas! [18:14] Jashin     I'll make it home. [18:16] Jashin     I won't make it home. [18:17] Jashin     I'll make it home. [18:19] Jashin     I won't make it ho— [18:22] Jashin     I won't make it home. [18:23] Jashin     Yes! I'm gonna make it back home! [18:27] Jashin     But really, it's going to be     pretty hard to get back to Hell. [18:31] Jashin     I know that. [18:33] Jashin     Yurine hasn't even bothered     to look for the second volume [18:36] ---     of the grimoire that has     the return spell in it. [18:38] Jashin     And with my current powers,     I can't kill her and go back home myself. [18:44] Jabber     You desire power? [18:47] Jashin     Yeah, I do. [18:48] Jashin     Dropkick! [18:49] Jashin     Enough power to kill Yurine easily... [18:52] Jashin     A powerful dropkick... [18:55] Jashin     Hell, as long as it kills Yurine,     it doesn't even have to be a dropkick. [18:59] Jabber     The title has lost its meaning, then. [19:03] Jashin     But if I want more power,     I need to train hard. [19:08] Jashin     Ugh, training is a pain. [19:10] Jashin     Isn't there a way to get     stronger without much effort? [19:18] Jashin     I'll start by reading some     books to build up my brains. [19:21] Jashin     Are there any smart books here? SIGN    m 0 0 l 100 0 100 100 0 100 SIGN    Occult Maidens' Love [19:25] Jashin     Old-Fashioned Vending Machines, SIGN    m 0 0 l 100 0 100 100 0 100 SIGN    m 0 0 l 100 0 100 100 0 100 SIGN    How Kefir Works SIGN    m 0 0 l 100 0 100 100 0 100 SIGN    m 0 0 l 100 0 100 100 0 100 SIGN    m 0 0 l 100 0 100 100 0 100 SIGN    The Pigeon's Secret SIGN    m 0 0 l 100 0 100 100 0 100 SIGN    m 0 0 l 100 0 100 100 0 100 SIGN    m 0 0 l 100 0 100 100 0 100 SIGN    The Sparrow's Secret SIGN    m 0 0 l 100 0 100 100 0 100 SIGN    m 0 0 l 100 0 100 100 0 100 SIGN    m 0 0 l 100 0 100 100 0 100 SIGN    Old-Fashioned Vending Machines SIGN    m 0 0 l 100 0 100 100 0 100 SIGN    m 0 0 l 100 0 100 100 0 100 SIGN    m 0 0 l 100 0 100 100 0 100 SIGN    Old-Fashioned Ice Cream SIGN    m 0 0 l 100 0 100 100 0 100 SIGN    m 0 0 l 100 0 100 100 0 100 SIGN    m 0 0 l 100 0 100 100 0 100 SIGN    Old-Fashioned Summer Sweets SIGN    m 0 0 l 100 0 100 100 0 100 SIGN    m 0 0 l 100 0 100 100 0 100 SIGN    m 0 0 l 100 0 100 100 0 100 SIGN    Old-Fashioned Summer Lyrics SIGN    m 0 0 l 100 0 100 100 0 100 SIGN    m 0 0 l 100 0 100 100 0 100 SIGN    Chimpanzees SIGN    m 0 0 l 100 0 100 100 0 100 SIGN    m 0 0 l 100 0 100 100 0 100 SIGN    m 0 0 l 100 0 100 100 0 100 SIGN    Its Name is "Gorilla" SIGN    m 0 0 l 100 0 100 100 0 100 SIGN    m 0 0 l 100 0 100 100 0 100 SIGN    m 0 0 l 100 0 100 100 0 100 SIGN    Framing Primates SIGN    m 0 0 l 100 0 100 100 0 100 SIGN    m 0 0 l 100 0 100 100 0 100 SIGN    m 0 0 l 100 0 100 100 0 100 SIGN    Another Kind of Ninja SIGN    m 0 0 l 100 0 100 100 0 100 SIGN    m 0 0 l 100 0 100 100 0 100 SIGN    m 0 0 l 100 0 100 100 0 100 SIGN    Introductions to Ninjas [19:27] Jashin     Old-Fashioned Ice Cream, [19:28] Jashin     Old-Fashioned Summer Sweets, [19:30] Jashin     Old-Fashioned Summer Lyrics... [19:33] Jashin     Yurine does like this kind of thing. [19:35] Jashin     Grimoire Volume 1, SIGN    m 0 0 l 100 0 100 100 0 100 SIGN    m 0 0 l 100 0 100 100 0 100 SIGN    m 0 0 l 100 0 100 100 0 100 SIGN    Secrets of Jinbocho SIGN    m 0 0 l 100 0 100 100 0 100 SIGN    m 0 0 l 100 0 100 100 0 100 SIGN    Taro's Father SIGN    m 0 0 l 100 0 100 100 0 100 SIGN    m 0 0 l 100 0 100 100 0 100 SIGN    Photobook SIGN    Grimoire SIGN    Volume 1 SIGN    Grimoire SIGN    Volume 2 SIGN    m 0 0 l 100 0 100 100 0 100 SIGN    m 0 0 l 100 0 100 100 0 100 SIGN    The Potential of Adlay Tea SIGN    m 0 0 l 100 0 100 100 0 100 SIGN    m 0 0 l 100 0 100 100 0 100 SIGN    Secrets of the Sparrow Rocket SIGN    m 0 0 l 100 0 100 100 0 100 SIGN    Occult Maidens' Love SIGN    m 0 0 l 100 0 100 100 0 100 SIGN    m 0 0 l 100 0 100 100 0 100 SIGN    m 0 0 l 100 0 100 100 0 100 SIGN    How Kefir Works [19:37] Jashin     Grimoire Volume 2... [19:39] Jashin     Then, there's Secrets of Jinbocho, and... [19:45] Jashin     Excuse me?! [19:47] Jashin     Grimoire [19:47] Jashin     Volume 2 [19:47] Jashin     Grimoire [19:47] Jashin     Volume 2 [19:47] Jashin     Grimoire [19:47] Jashin     Volume 2 [19:47] Jashin     Grimoire Volume 2?! [19:50] Jashin     Why is the second volume     of the grimoire here?! [19:53] Jashin     Is this real? [19:55] Jashin     It's not some self-published fanbook, is it? [19:58] Jashin     The return spell is right here! [20:01] Jashin     I have to tell the others     about this right away! [20:07] Medusa     Congratulations, Jashin-chan! [20:09] Minos     You finally get to go home, huh? SIGN    Congrats! [20:12] Jashin     Shut up! [20:13] Medusa     Huh? [20:14] Jashin     You're not acting happy enough! [20:16] Jashin     Do you know how long I've waited for this day?! [20:19] Jashin     Use your heads a little,     you incompetent fools! [20:22] Medusa     Sorry... [20:23] Medusa     Congratulations, Jashin-chan! [20:26] Jashin     That's better. SIGN    Medusa-chan, you should really stop being this scumbag's friend. [20:32] Jashin     You're awfully impudent! [20:33] Jashin     If you weren't our teacher's     daughter, I'd kill you. [20:35] Jashin     I'd show no mercy! [20:38] Jashin     Seriously, you're despicable. [20:40] Minos     Why didn't Yurine-chan tell you that     she found the second volume, though? [20:44] Jashin     She was probably keeping it     under wraps to surprise me. [20:48] Medusa     I don't think that's why. [20:51] Medusa     Yurine-san just doesn't want you to leave. [20:54] Jashin     Huh? [20:55] Medusa     Yurine-chan really likes you, after all. [20:59] Jashin     Yurine likes me? [21:01] Jashin     Y-You're crazy! That's— [21:03] Minos     The same goes for you, doesn't it? [21:05] Minos     You like your life with     Yurine-chan, don't you? [21:13] Jashin     I-I— [21:15] Yurine     I'm home. [21:17] Yurine     Oh, what brings all of you here? [21:21] Yurine     Oh. [21:23] Yurine     You found that, huh? [21:25] DevilA     Now what?! Will Jashin-chan     really get to go back to Hell? [21:30] DevilA     Next time on Dropkick on My Devil! Dash, [21:33] DevilA     a final episode filled with unceasing     shocks and tremendous emotion! SIGN    To Be Continued !! [21:37] DevilA     To be continued! [23:10] Jashin     The Little Mermaid is a fool. [23:12] Yurine     Why? [23:12] Jashin     Wishing for human legs so     you can marry a prince is stupid! [23:17] Jashin     If he can't love her as a mermaid, [23:19] Jashin     she'll never truly be happy! [23:21] Yurine     True. In that sense,     you're definitely happy. [23:24] Yurine     "Happiness is something-or-other," as they say! [23:26] Jashin     And I was able to meet someone     who accepted the real m— [23:29] Jashin     Wait, no! [23:31] Jashin     What are you smirking about? [23:33] Jashin     Jashin-chan Dropkick! [23:35] Yurine     Sliced "real Jashin-chan" is served. [23:36] Jashin     Ow, ow, ow! E10 - Untitled Source: Crunchyroll Translator: Editor: Timer: QC: (Please feel free to edit the speaker names if incomplete or inaccurate. Names are handled on a best-effort basis depending on the info on the source file. Dialogue is left as is.) [00:01] Yurine     Oh. [00:03] Yurine     You found that, huh? [01:38] Yurine     If you found it, I guess     there's nothing I can do. [01:40] Jashin     Wait a minute! [01:42] Jashin     What do you mean, we "found" it? [01:44] Jashin     What do you mean,     there's nothing you can do?! [01:46] Yurine     You guys want some pudding? [01:48] Minos     I do! SIGN    Yes! [01:49] Jashin     Hey! Don't ignore me! [01:51] Jashin     Why didn't you say anything?! [01:53] Jashin     Did you have zero intention     of letting me return to Hell?! [01:57] Jashin     With the second volume,     I could've gone back home at any time! [02:01] Jashin     I could've gone to the festival... [02:02] Jashin     I could've gone to see my parents! [02:04] Jashin     Yurine, how long has it been? [02:06] Jashin     How long have you had it?! [02:12] Yurine     Here you go. Puttsun Pudding. [02:15] Minos     Yum! SIGN    Delicious! [02:16] Medusa     Thank you, Yurine-san! [02:17] Minos     Man, this is so good! [02:18] Yurine     No problem. [02:20] Jashin     Hey! Where's mine?! [02:22] Yurine     Go get your own. [02:24] Jashin     Damn it! SIGN    Puttsun SIGN    Pudding [02:36] Jashin     Hell yeah, baby. [02:38] Jashin     Wait! This isn't the time     to be eating pudding! [02:40] Jashin     Yurine, why won't you answer me? [02:42] Jashin     Is it really because you     don't want me to leave? [02:47] Jashin     If that's it, you should just say so. [02:50] Jashin     Jashin-chan, stay with me     until my lifespan ends. [02:54] Jashin     Jeez, you're hopeless! SIGN    You're always so condescending. SIGN    Nobody likes condescending girls. [03:01] Jashin     Want me to kill you right here and now?! [03:03] Medusa     Per-chan's right. [03:05] Minos     Talking down to Yurine-chan like that will     just make it harder for her to talk to you. [03:08] Minos     Do you have no delicacy, Jashin-chan? [03:10] Jashin     Suddenly this is all about criticizing me? [03:11] Medusa     You do have a tendency to do that. [03:14] Medusa     Still, Yurine-san, you could've     talked to us about this. [03:17] Minos     Jashin-chan seems to enjoy     living here, after all. [03:21] Medusa     And there are probably ways we can help— [03:24] Jashin     No one asked you guys to butt in! [03:27] Jashin     I mean, sure, living here     hasn't been so bad... SIGN    You're finally being honest. [03:32] Jashin     I'm telling you, that's not the point! [03:37] Jashin     The point is that Yurine     kept me from going home. [03:41] Jashin     You expect me to feel good about that? SIGN    Where are you going? [03:45] Jashin     I'm going for a drink. [03:47] Jashin     It'll be my last drink in     the human realm, after all. [03:49] Jashin     Boy, what a relief! SIGN    This all looks sort of familiar. [03:54] Yurine     Per-chan, are you... SIGN    Oh, right. That was before I came here. [04:02] Medusa     Sheesh, Per-chan... [04:02] Minos     Wait, wh-what're you talking about? SIGN    Kanda SIGN    Suzuran SIGN    Street SIGN    m 0 0 l 100 0 100 100 0 100 SIGN    Bicycles Only [04:05] Jashin     So... I can actually go home, huh? [04:10] Jashin     Knowing I can go back to Hell at any     time makes everything seem so precious. [04:16] Jashin     That's... SIGN    Flavor SIGN    Coffeehouse SIGN    Sabouru [04:19] Pekola     I'm exhausted. SIGN    Flavor SIGN    Coffeehouse SIGN    Sabouru [04:21] Pekola     I wonder how many jobs I've     hopped between this week... SIGN    kg [04:25] Tanahashi     Yo, part-timer! SIGN    Mega SIGN    Extras [04:27] Pekola     My eyes... [04:27] Tanahashi     Part-timer! SIGN    CD Giga [04:29] Pekola     The nail... [04:29] Tanahashi     Part-timer! [04:30] Pekola     Pressed sushi... SIGN    Pressed [04:31] Tanahashin     Part-timer! [04:32] Pekola     I'm so tired, SIGN    Pay [04:33] Pekola     but I hardly got any money out of it at all. [04:36] Pekola     I paid too high a price     for this amount of pay! [04:39] Pekola     No, it wasn't a high price! [04:41] Pekola     The pay's just too low! SIGN    Pay Raise [04:43] Pekola     I guess I have no choice but to rise up... SIGN    Pay Raise [04:45] Pekola     If people are being oppressed, [04:47] Pekola     I have to be their leader! SIGN    Pay Raise [04:50] Pekola     I'll become Joan of Arc! [04:52] Pekola     But what's most important right     now is my fresh strawberry juice. [04:55] Pekola     Sabouru... My little slice of happiness... SIGN    m 0 0 l 100 0 100 100 0 100 SIGN    m 0 0 l 100 0 100 100 0 100 SIGN    m 0 0 l 100 0 100 100 0 100 SIGN    Kinria Girl [05:00] Bar     Welcome. [05:01] Jashin     I'm here for a drink! [05:03] Jashin     It's Jashin-chan-san! [05:05] Guy     Oh, Jashin-chan-san. [05:07] Lady     We have seats available     downstairs. Help yourself. [05:10] Jashin     They know me here. [05:11] Jashin     Let's go, Pekola. [05:14] Pekola     Hup. [05:15] Jashin     And a-hup. [05:16] Pekola     Why are you sitting beside me? [05:18] Jashin     Tables here are shared. [05:19] Pekola     At least sit on the other side. [05:22] Jashin     Fresh strawberry juice! [05:23] Lady     Just one? [05:24] Jashin     Make it 666! [05:27] Jashin     I'm just kidding! That was     a little bit of devil humor! [05:30] Jashin     I'll keep it to around ten today! [05:32] Jashin     Do you want some, too? [05:34] Pekola     Uh, yes... [05:35] Jashin     Make it twenty! [05:36] Pekola     Just one! Just one is enough! [05:39] Pekola     I'm going to lose all my savings! [05:41] Lady     Thank you for waiting. [05:45] Jashin     This stuff's the best! [05:47] Jashin     Nothing beats fresh-squeezed! [05:49] Jashin     Refill, please! [05:50] Lady     Right.. [05:50] Pekola     Your eleventh one... [05:52] Jashin     Hey, Tajiri... [05:55] Jashin     There's something important     I need to tell you. [05:58] Pekola     What is it? I'm not lending you any money. [06:01] Jashin     I haven't sunk so low that I need     to borrow from the dregs of society. [06:04] Pekola     The dregs... [06:05] Pekola     Gulp! [06:09] Jashin     That's a song from a game I've been into. [06:11] Pekola     Uh-huh... [06:13] Pekola     And what was the important     thing you had to tell me? [06:17] Jashin     You know how foreigners say... [06:19] Jashin     "My girlfriend is your     girlfriend's boyfriend's mom!" [06:24] Jashin     "Oh, no!" [06:25] Jashin     ...all the time? [06:26] Pekola     Oh, that sounds awful! [06:28] Jashin     That phrase, "Oh, no"... SIGN    Ou     (ang [06:31] Jashin     I think it originated from the     Japanese word for "anguish." SIGN    nou     uish) [06:34] Pekola     If you searched for its     origin on the Internet, [06:37] Pekola     I think you'd get tons of hits. [06:40] Jashin     They mean basically the same thing. [06:42] Jashin     Did you know that Flex Comix got its name     because its employees work on flex time? [06:46] Pekola     Huh? That's... not true at all. [06:49] Jashin     How do you know? [06:52] Pekola     Um, what are you trying to say? [06:55] Jashin     I just thought I'd give you     a little parting gift. [06:59] Pekola     A parting gift? [07:00] Jashin     I'll give you an idea     you can use to get rich. [07:04] Jashin     Clean out your butthole and listen up. [07:08] Yurine     There's something I need to tell all of you. [07:13] Yurine     Jashin-chan doesn't know about this yet. [07:16] Jashin     It occurred to me when     I was watching a period drama... [07:20] Jashin     You know those costumes that     magistrates and shogunate elders wore? [07:23] Guy     Yay! [07:24] Guy     Come on! [07:25] Pekola     You mean those ceremonial costumes? [07:27] Jashin     Yeah, those. They made     me realize something... [07:30] Jashin     Don't you think they     evolved over the ages... [07:34] Jashin     ...into business suits? [07:36] Jashin     Businessmen are modern samurai. [07:39] Jashin     The slender look of their shoulders [07:41] Jashin     and their overall stiffness     are exactly the same! [07:44] Pekola     Um— [07:45] Jashin     That's gotta be it, right? [07:47] Jashin     Therefore... [07:48] Jashin     Business suits are the evolution     of magistrate costumes, [07:51] Jashin     so if we research modern business suits, [07:53] Jashin     we'll find out what formal wear     in the future will look like! [07:56] Jashin     I smell the potential to make a fortune here! [08:01] Jashin     Aren't I just so smart? Aren't I? [08:03] Jashin     Aren't I just super smart? [08:05] Jashin     Tajiri, use that to get     rich and find happiness! [08:09] Pekola     What in the world are you talking about? [08:11] Jashin     Huh? [08:12] Pekola     Business suits came to Japan from overseas. [08:16] Pekola     They didn't evolve from     ceremonial magistrate costumes. [08:18] Pekola     That's hardly smart. It's just plain stupid. [08:22] Pekola     Besides, business suits are civilian attire. SIGN    ATV     for Devils SIGN    m 0 0 l 0 0 l 23 0 b 24 0 24 1 24 1 l 24 14 b 24 15 23 15 23 15 l -21 15 b -21 15 -22 15 -22 14 l -22 1 b -22 1 -22 1 -22 1 b -22 1 -22 0 -21 0 l -21 0 b -21 0 -21 0 -21 0 b -21 0 -21 0 -21 0 SIGN    m 0 0 l 0 0 l 23 0 b 24 0 24 1 24 1 l 24 14 b 24 15 23 15 23 15 l -21 15 b -21 15 -22 15 -22 14 l -22 1 b -22 1 -22 1 -22 1 b -22 1 -22 0 -21 0 l -21 0 b -21 0 -21 0 -21 0 b -21 0 -21 0 -21 0 SIGN    m 0 0 l 0 0 l 23 0 b 24 0 24 1 24 1 l 24 14 b 24 15 23 15 23 15 l -21 15 b -21 15 -22 15 -22 14 l -22 1 b -22 1 -22 1 -22 1 b -22 1 -22 0 -21 0 l -21 0 b -21 0 -21 0 -21 0 b -21 0 -21 0 -21 0 SIGN    Devil A's English Lesson SIGN    Devil A's English Lesson [08:25] DevilA     Civil clothes. [08:26] Pekola     There's also a theory that they originated     in a London clothes district... SIGN    ATV     for Devils SIGN    m 0 0 l 0 0 l 23 0 b 24 0 24 1 24 1 l 24 14 b 24 15 23 15 23 15 l -21 15 b -21 15 -22 15 -22 14 l -22 1 b -22 1 -22 1 -22 1 b -22 1 -22 0 -21 0 l -21 0 b -21 0 -21 0 -21 0 b -21 0 -21 0 -21 0 SIGN    m 0 0 l 0 0 l 23 0 b 24 0 24 1 24 1 l 24 14 b 24 15 23 15 23 15 l -21 15 b -21 15 -22 15 -22 14 l -22 1 b -22 1 -22 1 -22 1 b -22 1 -22 0 -21 0 l -21 0 b -21 0 -21 0 -21 0 b -21 0 -21 0 -21 0 SIGN    m 0 0 l 0 0 l 23 0 b 24 0 24 1 24 1 l 24 14 b 24 15 23 15 23 15 l -21 15 b -21 15 -22 15 -22 14 l -22 1 b -22 1 -22 1 -22 1 b -22 1 -22 0 -21 0 l -21 0 b -21 0 -21 0 -21 0 b -21 0 -21 0 -21 0 SIGN    Devil A's English Lesson SIGN    Devil A's English Lesson [08:30] DevilA     Savile Row. [08:31] Pekola     ...and that the name came from there. [08:34] DevilA     There are multiple theories! [08:35] Jashin     Don't... [08:37] Jashin     Don't deny me! [08:39] Jashin     Don't deny my lovableness,     my sorrow, and my intelligence! [08:45] Guy     Please don't fight in the bar! [08:48] Jashin     No matter what anyone says, [08:48] Guy     Jashin-chan-san! [08:49] Jashin     ceremonial costumes are business suits! [08:49] Lady     Jashin-chan-san! [08:51] Jashin     Let me go! Let go, damn it! [08:52] Pekola     My little slice of happiness is ruined... [08:58] Poporon     Savile Row! [08:59] Jashin     Damn that Tajiri! [09:01] Jashin     I tried to be nice,     and she just brushed it off! [09:04] Jashin     I was trying to be nice as a parting gift     since I finally get to go back to Hell! [09:08] Pino     What? [09:10] Jashin     Oh, it's you. [09:11] Pino     You're going back to Hell? [09:14] Jashin     Huh? Yeah, I am. [09:16] Jashin     We didn't have much time together, did we? [09:20] Jashin     Take care of Yurine for me. [09:25] Jashin     Well, time for the return spell. [09:25] Pino     H-Huh? [09:29] Yurine     Here. Read it. [09:31] Jashin     Huh? I did read it. [09:33] Yurine     Read it more closely.     Especially the last page. [09:37] Jashin     Why are you guys looking at me like that? [09:41] Yurine     Look at the page with the return spell. [09:44] Jashin     Let's see... [09:46] Jashin     "The return spell is... [09:49] Jashin     ...extremely complex, and would     not fully fit in this volume." [09:52] Jashin     "The rest will be included     in Grimoire: Apocrypha." [09:55] Yurine     And now you know. [09:59] Medusa     You need the apocrypha in order     to complete the return spell. SIGN    Yurine-chan was trying to protect you from getting hurt. [10:07] Minos     You ended up finding it     before she could hide it. [10:10] Yurine     I'm sorry. [10:11] Yurine     I had a feeling the shock of finding out     would turn you into a pillar of salt, [10:15] Yurine     so I kept it from you. [10:16] Yurine     I never expected there to be an apocrypha. [10:19] Yurine     I was going to hide it in a drawer, [10:21] Yurine     but you kept hiding half-eaten rice     balls and sandwiches in there. [10:26] Yurine     I'll punish you for that later. SIGN    Yurine-chan... SIGN    Jashin-chan turned into salt. [10:36] Yurine     I knew it. [10:38] Medusa     Um... [10:40] Medusa     And they all lived happily ever after? SIGN    Illustration: Yukio [10:50] Jashin     What the hell?! Didn't it end a minute ago?! [10:52] Yurine     Didn't what end? [10:53] Jashin     The final episode! [10:55] Jashin     You know it's the final episode [10:56] ---     when they play Season 1's     opening theme over the end credits! [10:59] Yurine     That aside, we have visitors coming over,     so would you make some tea? [11:04] Jashin     Uh... sure. [11:07] Both     Hello! [11:09] Jashin     Oh, it's you two? [11:10] Kyon     We came to ask Yurine for advice     on how to become human. [11:14] Yurine     Welcome. Come on in. [11:16] Jashin     Becoming human, huh? [11:18] Jashin     Your sister skipped human     and went straight to panda. [11:22] Jashin     All because you wouldn't     give me my 100,000 yen. [11:25] Jashin     You should've entrusted everything     to the Fullmoney Alchemist. [11:29] Yurine     What's this about 100,000 yen? [11:34] Ran     Kyon-Kyon? [11:36] Kyon     I was the one who... [11:38] Ran     Come on, how many times have     I told you it wasn't your fault? [11:42] Kyon     Still... [11:43] Yurine     Before we talk about becoming human, [11:45] Yurine     maybe you should tell us more     about how it happened. [11:49] Ran     You're right. The day     I turned into a panda... SIGN    Hell Zoo SIGN    Hell Zoo [11:54] Ran     The two of us had gone to Hell Zoo together. [12:02] Kyon     The panda's so cute! [12:05] Ran     You really like pandas, don't you? [12:07] Kyon     Yeah! [12:07] Kyon     I like how they wouldn't be cute at all [12:10] ---     if the black patches around     their eyes were white. [12:13] Kyon     I also like how vicious they are! [12:15] Ran     You're pretty vicious yourself, huh? [12:17] Kyon     Not that vicious, really. [12:24] Ran     Looks like it's over there. [12:26] Kyon     Oh! [12:27] Kyon     I'll be right back. Just look     at the panda while you wait. [12:30] Ran     Sure. [12:31] Kyon     Bathroom, bathroom,     bathroom, bathroom, bathroom... [12:44] Ran     Pandas sure have it good. [12:47] Ran     All they do is eat bamboo     and roll around playing all day, [12:50] Ran     and everyone squeals     about how cute they are. [12:53] Ran     Every day must be so fun for you. [12:56] Ran     I wish I could be a panda. [12:59] Panda     What did you just say? [13:01] Ran     Huh? [13:03] Panda     What did you say just now? [13:06] Ran     Who is it?! Who's there?! [13:06] Panda     Hey! Hey! Over here, moron! [13:09] Panda     The cute, adorable panda     that's right in front of you! [13:14] Ran     The panda is talking to me? [13:16] Panda     Directly into your brain. [13:18] Panda     Amazing, right? Are you shocked? [13:20] Panda     You were just thinking that     my life's easy, weren't you? [13:23] Panda     Have you ever considered how     it feels to be locked up in this cage? [13:27] Panda     I've been in here forever*! [13:30] Panda     And you people get to see*     every aspect of how I live! [13:33] Panda     When I eat, when I use the     bathroom, what I do in private... [13:35] Panda     When I eat, or use the bathroom,     or eat, or use the bathroom, [13:37] ---     my private life, everything! [13:37] Ran     What the... [13:39] Panda     And you say you wish you were a panda?! [13:42] Panda     You've got a lot of nerve! [13:45] Ran     What... is this panda? [13:47] Panda     You wanna be one?     You wanna be a panda that bad? [13:51] Panda     If you wanna be a panda that bad... [13:55] Panda     I'll make you one! [13:56] Panda     Become a panda! [14:00] Kyon     Wow, a slow loris! [14:03] Kyon     How cute! [14:09] Kyon     Onee-chan? [14:14] Kyon     Onee-chan, I'm back! [14:18] Kyon     Huh? [14:19] Kyon     Onee-chan? [14:21] Ran     Kyon-Kyon, over here. [14:23] Ran     Over here, I said. SIGN    Hell Giant Panda SIGN    Rumble [14:29] Kyon     Oh! A stuffed panda! [14:32] Kyon     This stuffed panda's clothes     look just like my sister's. [14:36] Ran     I am your sister. [14:38] Kyon     Huh? Its voice sounds like hers, too. [14:40] Ran     Figure it out! [14:41] Kyon     Huh? Is this stuffed panda talking? [14:44] Ran     I'm your sister. [14:46] Ran     I got turned into a panda! [14:52] Kyon     If I hadn't gone to the bathroom then... [14:55] Kyon     If I had gotten back sooner... [14:57] Ran     Hey! Stop laughing! [14:58] Yurine     That was one amazing panda     if it could use a curse like that. [15:02] Jashin     Does that even happen?! [15:03] Kyon     It had to be one with really strong powers. [15:06] Jashin     If it had such strong powers,     why was it in a cage? [15:09] Yurine     Wouldn't the curse go away if     you did something to that panda? [15:13] Ran     The panda died the very next day. [15:16] Ran     From overeating. [15:19] Yurine     Shut up! [15:21] Kyon     We came to the human realm     because a high-ranking Hell denizen [15:24] Kyon     said we might find a way     to lift the curse here. [15:26] Yurine     So that's what happened. [15:29] Yurine     You did return to normal temporarily     by eating human candy, [15:32] Yurine     so there might really be a way to undo it here. [15:35] Jashin     Yeah, my strawberry milk candy. [15:38] Jashin     Oh, I know! [15:40] Jashin     If you became a panda while looking     at one and wishing you were one, [15:43] Jashin     maybe if you look at a human and     wish you were one, you'll become one. [15:46] Yurine     Are you really that stupid? [15:48] Jashin     Stupid... you say? [15:48] Yurine     Did you not hear how strong     this panda's powers were? [15:51] Yurine     No ordinary human has that kind of power. [15:54] Yurine     Right? [15:56] Kyon     Stare... SIGN    Stare [15:57] Kyon     Stare... [16:01] DevilA     Rest in panda. SIGN    Hell Giant Panda [16:07] Kyon     Not yet? [16:09] Ran     Not yet. [16:10] Kyon     Turning into a human sure takes a while. [16:12] ---     Sure does. SIGN    Shlup     Shlup SIGN    Shlup     Shlup SIGN    Shlup     Shlup SIGN    Shlup     Shlup SIGN    Shlup     Shlup SIGN    Wi SIGN    Shlupshlupshlupshlup SIGN    Shlup shlup SIGN    shlup shlup SIGN    Shlupshlupshlupshlup SIGN    Shlup shlup SIGN    shlup shlup SIGN    Shlupshlupshlupshlup SIGN    Shlup shlup SIGN    shlup shlup SIGN    Shlupshlupshlupshlup SIGN    Shlup shlup SIGN    shlup shlup SIGN    Shlupshlupshlupshlup SIGN    Shlup shlup SIGN    shlup shlup SIGN    Shlupshlupshlupshlup SIGN    Shlup shlup SIGN    shlup shlup SIGN    Shlupshlupshlupshlup SIGN    Shlup shlup SIGN    shlup shlup SIGN    Shlupshlupshlupshlup SIGN    Shlup shlup SIGN    shlup shlup SIGN    Shlupshlupshlupshlup SIGN    Shlup shlup SIGN    shlup shlup SIGN    Shlupshlupshlupshlup SIGN    Shlup shlup SIGN    shlup shlup SIGN    Shlupshlupshlupshlup SIGN    Wig [16:28] Chiba     Here it comes, Mr. Katsura! [16:31] Katsura     Now you've done it, Mr. Chiba! [16:34] Katsura     Mr. Ozaki, you're open! [16:36] Katsura     Yes! I sniped Mr. Ozaki! [16:41] Ozaki     Hey! Stop! Stop! Wait! [16:51] Jashin     Happy New... Year! [16:55] Jashin     We're gonna have fun with     a snowball fight today! [16:57] Jashin     Let's split up into teams! [17:00] Jashin     Medusa, you're on my team. [17:02] Jashin     Beth, you're with me, too. SIGN    I'll come back alive SIGN    m 0 0 l 100 0 100 100 0 100 SIGN    I'll wait     for you [17:07] Jashin     We're doing this snowball fight Hell-style. [17:09] Jashin     No shelters of any kind allowed! [17:11] Jashin     The team that leaves all of their     opponents unable to fight wins. [17:14] Jashin     And the winning team SIGN    Winners SIGN    Hell-Style     Snowball Fight [17:17] Jashin     will receive an Amazon     gift card for 30,000 yen! [17:21] Minos     We've gotta win! [17:22] Yurine     Who's providing that prize? [17:25] Jashin     Who else? Koichiro-sama, of course! [17:28] Yurine     We appreciate all you do for us. [17:30] Jashin     By the way... [17:32] Jashin     I put you on my team so     I'd get the prize all to myself. [17:35] Jashin     I mean, you don't need it, right? [17:36] Medusa     Right... [17:37] Jashin     I'll buy you two some Nessie meat     from the grocery store when I win. SIGN    I swear I'll back alive SIGN    come [17:42] Jashin     On that note... [17:44] Jashin     You're first! Die, brat! [17:50] Jashin     Pathetic! Your leg broke! [17:54] Jashin     Weren't all those milk deliveries     supposed to be toughening you up? [18:01] Medusa     J-Jashin-chan! [18:02] Medusa     Did you throw that rock-hard ball of ice at her?! [18:06] Jashin     Damn right I did! [18:08] Jashin     I've had them in the     freezer since last night! [18:11] Jashin     You're lucky you only     lost one leg after a hit [18:14] Jashin     from one of my special snowballs! [18:16] Minos     You can't fight with that leg. [18:18] Minos     Just rest, Per-chan. SIGN    Yeah... I can't go on... [18:23] Minos     Per-chan?! [18:24] Jashin     That's one down! SIGN    Yurine-chan, Minos-oneechan... SIGN    Make Jashin-chan feel the same pain I feel... SIGN    Flop. [18:34] Minos     Per-chan! [18:36] Minos     All right! You can count on us! SIGN    Ow.... SIGN    Ow.... [18:38] Yurine     Here. It's one of my own snowballs. [18:41] Minos     Okay! [18:43] Yurine     Up you go. [18:45] Minos     Wow! It's rock-hard! [18:49] Yusa     I'll help you two, as well. [18:52] Jashin     Hey! You guys! [18:53] Minos     All right! Commence counterattack! [18:56] Jashin     Damn you all! [19:05] Jashin     There's no point if none of them hit me! [19:09] Minos     Damn. I just can't seem to hit her. [19:11] Yurine     Minos, do you have a handle     on your ball control? [19:14] Medusa     Um... [19:15] Medusa     I'm scared, so I'm withdrawing. [19:17] Jashin     Withdrawing?! That was nothing! [19:20] Medusa     But... [19:21] Medusa     Minos has never been able     to control her strength... [19:24] Jashin     You coward! [19:26] Jashin     I never needed you in the     first place, you dummy! [19:29] Medusa     I'm sorry. [19:29] Jashin     Damn it! I was going to     use Medusa as a shield! [19:33] Jashin     That didn't go as planned... [19:33] Minos     You should be paying attention! [19:39] Jashin     Hey, watch it! [19:41] Jashin     Aw, hell. [19:43] Jashin     I don't even care anymore,     so I'll end this with a hand grenade! [19:46] Minos     Whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa! [19:48] Minos     Are you kidding me?! [19:54] Yurine     That was dangerous. [19:56] Jashin     Tch. So Yurine managed to dodge that? [19:59] Minos     Using anything but snowballs is unfair... SIGN    m 0 0 l 100 0 100 100 0 100 SIGN    Incapacitated [20:02] Jashin     Of course it would turn out this way... [20:04] Jashin     Well, Yurine, [20:05] Jashin     I guess this means we haven't     escaped our showdown of destiny. [20:11] Yurine     When did a snowball fight     become our showdown of destiny? [20:14] Jashin     Ready, Yurine? Time for the final battle! [20:21] Yurine     You just pointed at me. [20:23] Jashin     Huh? SIGN    Calamari [20:24] Tangan     Allow me to explain! [20:25] Tangan     Yurine was so enraged over being pointed at, [20:27] Tangan     she launched a super powerful     snowball faster than the eye can see, SIGN    Sound Barrier [20:31] Tangan     punching a hole right     through Jashin-chan's belly! SIGN    Sound Barrier SIGN    Sound Barrier SIGN    Calamari [20:35] Tangan     That's it! [20:37] Tangan     Yubeshi! SIGN    Calamari SIGN    Calamari [20:43] Jashin     There's a hole in me... SIGN    Calamari SIGN    What the hell is this... SIGN    Calamari [20:45] Jashin     It's... so cold... SIGN    Calamari [20:49] Medusa     Jashin-chan! [20:51] Yurine     I think I like "Hell-style" snowball fights. [20:54] Minos     Man, you're strong, Yurine-chan! [20:56] Jashin     So cold... And everything's dark... [20:56] Medusa     Jashin-chan! [20:59] Jashin     In my final moments, I'm going to sing. [21:02] [SONG] Jashin     The bookstore faced north [21:03] Minos     All that exercise made me hungry. [21:07] Minos     Aren't you hungry too, Per-chan? [21:08] [SONG] Jashin     The window in our room was cracked SIGN    Yeah... I am. [21:11] Poporon     Hey, I brought your order,     but there's no one inside. [21:14] [SONG] Jashin     Of course, since it faced north, [21:15] Poporon     What's all this?! SIGN    Poporon-chan! [21:17] Minos     Hey, perfect timing! [21:19] Poporon     What on earth happened here? [21:20] [SONG] Jashin     It was covered in white and frozen [21:20] Pino     It's been awfully noisy out here. [21:24] Pino     Our beautiful garden     is covered in white snow! [21:26] [SONG] Jashin     The stove glowed red SIGN    Want to join our snowball fight, Poporon-chan? [21:29] Poporon     Why is Meat and Potatoes singing? [21:29] [SONG] Jashin     All the sound in the apartment faded away [21:32] Minos     Thanks! We'll play one more     round after we eat this! [21:32] [SONG] Jashin     In our four-and-a-half-mat igloo [21:35] Yurine     Would you like to join us, Miss Custodian? [21:35] [SONG] Jashin     We didn't worry about sleeping     with our heads pointing north [21:37] Pino     H-Huh? [21:39] Minos     Play with us, Miss Custodian! [21:41] [SONG] Jashin     I watched over you until     morning while you slept [21:43] Pekola     Wow! No matter how much     I eat, it never runs out! [21:46] Pekola     It really is manna! [21:47] Pekola     It's so white and cold... [21:47] [SONG] Jashin     As we went on having happy dreams [21:49] Pekola     Oh, it's red! [21:53] [SONG] Jashin     Ah, Jinbocho, our spring is so far off [21:53] Yurine     I guess you're more interested     in food than in snowball fights. [21:57] Mei     Orochimaru! [21:59] [SONG] Jashin     Ah, Jinbocho, beyond our     sepia-colored white window [21:59] Mei     A Happy New Year! [22:02] Mei     Look, look! I wanted you to see this outfit, [22:05] Mei     so I came to see you on     my way from the shrine! [22:25] DevilA     So, everyone, do you remember [22:27] DevilA     the assignment Jashin-chan     gave you at the start of the series? [22:30] DevilA     How many dropkicks did Jashin-chan do? [22:32] DevilA     The correct answer is... [22:34] Jashin     Here's one straight to     the bottom of your heart. [22:37] Jashin     Jashin-chan Dropkick! A Happy New Year! [23:16] Medusa     There! SIGN    Now you've done it! Take that! [23:18] Kyon     Isn't this fun, Onee-chan? [23:19] Yusa     I'll treat you all to shaved ice later. [23:21] Pekola     Shaved ice! [23:22] Mei     Before I snipe Orochimaru,     you're my target! [23:22] Minos     All right! [23:25] Pino     I haven't had a snowball fight     in millennia! This is exciting! [23:25] Poporon     When it's this cold? [23:29] Yurine     I guess it might be fun to do     things like this now and then. [23:33] Jashin     Hope you don't mind me     sticking around a while longer! [23:36] Jashin     Hasta la vista, baby! E11 - Untitled Source: Crunchyroll Translator: Editor: Timer: QC: (Please feel free to edit the speaker names if incomplete or inaccurate. Names are handled on a best-effort basis depending on the info on the source file. Dialogue is left as is.) SIGN    shad0\bord2\b1\be1\fax-0.4\fscx70\fs28\fscy90\pos(335.333,306)\3c&H000000&\c&HF0F0F3&}I'm going to show you all of Dropkick on My Devil!* SIGN    What!? SIGN    You're doing a recap episode?! SIGN    No! It's a special! SIGN    No matter what anyone calls it, it's a special! SIGN    How is that different from a recap?!     I love you! SIGN    I loved you, too! [01:53] DevilA     It started as a black market     after World War II, [01:56] DevilA     then it became Electric Town, [01:58] DevilA     and then a computer town. [02:01] DevilA     And now, it's the biggest     otaku city in the world. [02:05] DevilA     It is Akihabara. [02:08] Yurine     And about one kilometer west of Akihabara [02:12] Yurine     is Kanda Jinbocho, a district     of Chiyoda Ward, Tokyo. [02:16] Yurine     It's the largest bookstore     town in the world. [02:19] Yurine     and it's where this series takes place. [02:21] Jashin     Azusa 2! SIGN    Unhappy Turn [02:23] Jashin     Why?! Why did you have to die?! [02:25] Jashin     Damn that Yurine! It's all Yurine's fault! [02:29] Jashin     It's all Yurine's fault     my beloved Azusa 2 died! [02:34] Yurine     It was your fault. [02:35] Jashin     She even lived through the     prophecy of Nostradamus! [02:39] Yurine     Did she? [02:40] Jashin     Yes, she did! [02:41] Jashin     Dropkick on My Devil! is     a story about fighting off [02:45] Jashin     a great king of terror that descended     in the seventh month of 1999! [02:50] Jashin     Using my deadly Royal Copenhagen     and my super deadly dropkick, [02:55] Jashin     I fought off the great king of terror! [02:57] Yurine     Oh, right. That's right. Right, right. [03:00] Jashin     But... [03:00] Jashin     That battle was won at far too great a cost. [03:03] Jashin     The only survivors left on Earth [03:06] Jashin     were me, you, and Azusa 2. [03:09] Jashin     We were the only three     survivors left on Earth... [03:12] Jashin     Instead of candies, I sucked on marbles... [03:14] Jashin     I went on living the best I could... [03:16] Jashin     Sometimes I was a smart-aleck, [03:16] JashincBG     Stupid! Stupid! [03:18] Jashin     even became the Smart-Aleck Devil... SIGN    Smart-Aleck Devil [03:20] Jashin     I did the best I could... [03:22] Jashin     And then my precious     Azusa 2... My Azusa 2... SIGN    Unhappy Turn SIGN    Unhappy Turn [03:28] Jashin     Azusa 2! [03:33] Jashin     Now Yurine and I are the     only ones left on Earth! [03:36] Jashin     Oh, Phoenix, are you telling me      that this is our destiny? [03:39] (Flashback) JashinBG     This curry's so good! [03:41] Jashin     God, if you exist, you're too cruel! [03:44] Jashin     Why the hell do we even have doctors?! [03:47] Yurine     How long are you going to drag this out? [03:49] Yurine     Also, you're mixing a bunch     of different things together. [03:52] Jashin     I'm easily influenced by the things     I've recently seen and read! [03:57] Yurine     So it seems. SIGN    Wig [03:58] Jashin     Like a dry sponge, [04:00] Jashin     I quickly absorb anything and everything! [04:04] Yurine     You need to give a proper explanation, [04:06] Yurine     or the viewers won't have     any idea what DropDev is about. [04:10] Jashin     Aw, we don't need to explain it. [04:14] Jashin     It's not like anyone watching this     is seeing the show for the first time. [04:19] Yurine     That's the first time I've heard     it shortened to "DropDev." [04:22] Yurine     But you know, Jashin-chan, [04:24] Yurine     I suspect there are some benevolent viewers     watching the show for the first time today. [04:29] Yurine     Even if there's only one, [04:31] ---     you need to explain it properly for them. [04:34] Jashin     Fine! I will! [04:36] Jashin     Yes... I am a mermaid. [04:38] Yurine     No, you're not. [04:39] Jashin     I'm close enough to being one! [04:40] Yurine     You're not a fish. You're a snake. [04:43] Jashin     I, a mermaid, fell in love with a prince, [04:46] Jashin     and wished for human legs... [04:49] Jashin     so I made a deal with a witch! [04:51] Yurine     That's The Little Mermaid. [04:53] Jashin     A lot happens, and in the end, I turn into foam. [04:56] Jashin     I will now sing. [04:58] Yurine     Sing what? [04:59] Jashin     "Part of Your—" [05:00] Yurine     Don't you dare. [05:01] Jashin     Why not? [05:02] Yurine     It may be safe for the on-air version     since we have a comprehensive contract, [05:06] Yurine     but when it's shown elsewhere, it'll probably... [05:09] Yurine     No, it'll definitely cause big problems. [05:12] Jashin     Hmph! All right, fine.     I'll give a serious explanation. [05:16] Jashin     Dropkick on My Devil! is... [05:18] Yurine     Yes? [05:19] Jashin     A story of love! [05:21] Yurine     Love? [05:22] Jashin     Yes! Love! [05:23] Jashin     Human love, [05:25] Jashin     devil love, SIGN    New Release SIGN    New Release SIGN    New Release SIGN    Shiraishi Mari SIGN    Shiraishi Mari SIGN    An     Angel's     Work [05:26] Jashin     angel love, SIGN    New Release SIGN    New Release SIGN    New Release SIGN    Shiraishi Mari SIGN    Shiraishi Mari SIGN    An     Angel's     Work [05:27] Jashin     fallen angel love, [05:28] Jashin     idol love, [05:29] Jashin     cop love, SIGN    Life Theater [05:30] Jashin     pachinko love, [05:31] Jashin     beef love, [05:32] Jashin     ATM love, SIGN    Life Theater [05:33] Jashin     pachinko love... [05:34] Jashin     It's a story about every type of love. [05:38] Yurine     You said "pachinko love" twice. [05:40] Jashin     I'm bonafide, born-and-bred     pachinko trash to the core! [05:44] Jashin     Important things are worth saying     twice! Everyone knows that! [05:48] Yurine     Why are you so confident about that? [05:50] Jashin     Love! In Japanese, that's "ai"! SIGN    Love SIGN    Love SIGN    Love SIGN    Ai SIGN    Ai [05:52] Jashin     "Ai," just like AI! [05:54] Jashin     Not the one that means     "artificial insemination." [05:56] Jashin     "A" as in "a-i-u-e-o," SIGN    A [05:58] Jashin     and "i" as in "a-i-u-e-o"! SIGN    I [05:59] Jashin     That is love! SIGN    That is... SIGN    Love SIGN    Love SIGN    Love [06:01] Jashin     Love overflows! SIGN    Urp SIGN    Urp SIGN    Urp [06:02] Jashin     Young or old, male or female... SIGN    Buono [06:04] Jashin     No, things like age, sex, nationality, SIGN    Delicious SIGN    Masisseoyo [06:06] ---     race, skin color, language,     and tsuchinoko don't matter! SIGN    walnuts SIGN    Tastes      like [06:09] Jashin     Dropkick on My Devil! is a hymn of life     dedicated to all beings in this universe! [06:16] Yurine     You seem to think you're saying     something really great, [06:19] Yurine     but I have no clue what     you're talking about. [06:21] Yurine     Not one. [06:22] Yurine     All clues are fleeing the scene. [06:23] Jashin     What? You have fleas? [06:25] Jashin     Not "fleas"! It means     nothing's resonating with me. [06:28] Jashin     That's the stuff that     hardens under UV light! [06:30] Yurine     That's resin. [06:31] Jashin     The thing you steam food in? [06:33] Yurine     That's a tajine. [06:34] Jashin     Jitterin' Ji— [06:35] Yurine     Forget it. [06:37] Yurine     Letting you explain the show     is getting us nowhere, [06:41] Yurine     so I'll do it myself. [06:43] Yurine     Dropkick on My Devil! is... [06:45] Yurine     Yes, it all began on that day. [06:49] (Flashback) Yurine     Zazas, zazas, nasatanada zazas. [06:54] (Flashback) Yurine     Zurolo, zoas, nanomiala, hekau. [06:57] (Flashback) Yurine     Zurazza, zavai... [06:59] (Flashback) Yurine     Infernum. [07:05] (Flashback) Yurine     The wind... [07:11] (Flashback) Yurine     It's coming. [07:25] (Flashback) Yurine     So you've finally appeared. [07:32] (Flashback) Yurine     Do you know how long     I've awaited this moment? [07:38] (Flashback) Yurine     You won't escape! [07:40] (Flashback) Yurine     God! Evil god! [07:43] (Flashback) Yurine     Come forth from eternal Gehenna, [07:45] (Flashback) Yurine     and through Sheol, obtain a human body! [07:49] (Flashback) Yurine     Zazas, zazas, nasatanada zazas... [07:52] (Flashback) Yurine     I summon you, evil god! [08:33] (Flashback) Jashin     Was it you who summoned me? [08:39] (Flashback) Yurine     Yes, that's right. [08:42] (Flashback) Yurine     I summoned you. [08:45] Yurine     This is the bloody story of a sinful girl. [08:50] Yurine     That's the story. [08:52] Jashin     But that's all lies, too! [08:53] Yurine     It's not a lie. It's just     a little exaggerated. [08:56] Jashin     You're mincing words! Like minced fish meat! SIGN    The white of minced fish [09:01] Jashin     Oh, yeah! I think I'll make     oden for dinner tonight! [09:03] Jashin     It'll have eggs, konjac, daikon, [09:05] Jashin     chikuwa, hanpen, and kamaboko! [09:07] Yurine     I can't wait. [09:08] Yurine     Hang on, that doesn't matter.     You need to explain Dropkick on My Devil! [09:13] Jashin     Okay, I will! [09:15] Jashin     So, like, basically, Yurine     summoned me just for kicks, [09:20] Jashin     and I couldn't return to Hell     unless I killed my summoner, [09:24] Jashin     so I've been using my     dropkick to try to kill Yurine, [09:27] Jashin     but I blow it every time... [09:29] Yurine     Can you sound like you     actually care, please? [09:31] Jashin     So I started living in Jinbocho. [09:34] Jashin     My childhood friend, ATM,     also known as Medusa, SIGN    10,000 Yen SIGN    10,000 Yen [09:37] ---     comes to visit and bring     me money now and then. [09:39] Jashin     Oh, by the way, "ATM" stands     for Automated Teller Machine. [09:44] Yurine     That it does. [09:45] Jashin     Medusa's completely helpless without me. [09:48] Yurine     You've got it backwards. [09:50] Jashin     She should just be grateful     that I accept her money. [09:53] Yurine     Who do you think you are? SIGN    Thus [09:55] Jashin     And there are other devils     in this apartment building, too. [09:58] Jashin     There's Minos, my other childhood friend, [10:00] Jashin     and the daughter of my teacher     from Hell Elementary School, [10:03] Jashin     the impudent Persephone II. SIGN    Kanda SIGN    Suzuran SIGN    Street [10:05] Jashin     Also living in this town are: [10:07] Jashin     the fallen angels Pekola, Poporon, and Pino. [10:11] Jashin     They're pitiful little lambs who lost     their halos and can't return to Heaven. [10:16] Jashin     There's also the crazy police     officer, Tachibana Mei, [10:20] Jashin     plus Yusa and Koji, [10:21] Jashin     the jiangshi sisters, [10:22] Jashin     and our pet, Beth, [10:24] ---     Wahahahahahahaha [10:24] Jashin     joining us in this anime full of     laughter, tears, and social value. [10:25] Jashin     National Health Insurance SIGN    National Pension SIGN    Tokyo Residential Tax SIGN    National Tax SIGN    Consumption Tax [10:27] Jashin     And that's Dropkick on My Devil! [10:30] Yurine     That was pretty vague,     but you did explain all of it. [10:33] Jashin     Whew, finally done! [10:35] Jashin     Now, Yurine, if you don't mind, please die. [10:38] Yurine     I do mind. [10:39] Jashin     You keep saying you don't want to, [10:41] Jashin     but your body doesn't lie! [10:43] Jashin     Your body insists that it wants to die. SIGN    Puttsun SIGN    Pudding [10:45] Jashin     I'll grant you death, then! [10:47] Jashin     If you won't die yourself,     I'll kill you, Hanazono Yurine! [10:50] Jashin     Take this! Jashin-chan     Dropkick: The Special! [10:53] Yurine     And I'll just hit you back with my fist! [10:56] Jashin     Ow! You hit me with your fist! [10:59] Jashin     That's domestic violence!     Domestic violence is wrong! [11:01] Jashin     War is wrong! We are all     brothers! Love and peace! [11:04] Yurine     You never learn, do you? [11:06] Yurine     You know full well that you can't kill me. [11:12] Jashin     B-But if I don't kill you,     I can't go back to Hell! [11:16] Jashin     What can I do? Should I stop     relying on my dropkick? [11:20] Jashin     No, that would shatter     this anime's identity! [11:24] Jashin     What do I do? [11:25] Jashin     What should I do? [11:27] Jashin     What can I... What can I... [11:32] Jashin     Okay! I'm going to sing! [11:34] Jashin     "Part of Your"— [11:35] Yurine     Turn into foam and die. [11:41] Yurine     What now? We explained all there     was to explain in the A part. [11:46] Yurine     What should we do for the B part? [11:48] Jashin     Let's go play pachinko! [11:50] Yurine     What's fun about watching you     play pachinko for ten minutes? [11:55] Jashin     Okay, then. This time, I'll really sing! [11:57] Yurine     Why? [11:58] Jashin     I have a song that just happens     to be ten minutes long! [12:01] Jashin     A ten-minute full chorus on TV! [12:03] Jashin     It's sure to become a trending topic! [12:05] Jashin     Yurine, get in the futon     and act like you're sick! [12:10] Yurine     Huh? [12:10] Jashin     I have to deal with our     flashback clip selection! [12:13] Jashin     Here you go. Your futon is ready. [12:16] Jashin     It's all good, it's all good! [12:21] [SONG] Song     The bookstore I visited     with you on that day [12:27] [SONG] Song     Turned into a convenience     store at some point [12:33] [SONG] Song     The curry place where I was stood up [12:39] [SONG] Song     Still serves potatoes with its curry [12:45] [SONG] Song     You're a bookworm [12:48] [SONG] Song     And I'm your freeloader [12:51] [SONG] Song     Our four-and-a-half-mat room [12:55] [SONG] Song     Was buried in books [13:00] [SONG] Song     You seemed happy there [13:06] [SONG] Song     But I was always worried     that the floor would cave in [13:12] [SONG] Song     Ah, Jinbocho, the youth we spent together [13:18] [SONG] Song     Ah, Jinbocho, those sepia-colored blue days [13:33] [SONG] Song     The bookstore faced north [13:39] [SONG] Song     The window in our room was cracked [13:45] [SONG] Song     Of course, since it faced north, [13:52] [SONG] Song     It was covered in white and frozen [13:58] [SONG] Song     The stove glowed red [14:01] [SONG] Song     All the sound in the apartment faded away [14:04] [SONG] Song     In our four-and-a-half-mat igloo [14:07] [SONG] Song     We didn't worry about sleeping     with our heads pointing north [14:13] [SONG] Song     I watched over you until     morning while you slept [14:18] [SONG] Song     As we went on having happy dreams [14:24] [SONG] Song     Ah, Jinbocho, our spring is so far off [14:31] [SONG] Song     Ah, Jinbocho, beyond our     sepia-colored white window [15:13] [SONG] Song     When you tied up my hair for me [15:18] [SONG] Song     I didn't want to let it down at bedtime [15:24] [SONG] Song     Long hair was so hot in summer [15:30] [SONG] Song     Beads of sweat shone on my nape [15:36] [SONG] Song     I know you told me [15:39] [SONG] Song     That I should just cut it short [15:42] [SONG] Song     Our four-and-a-half-mat room was a sauna [15:46] [SONG] Song     But we could hear the     fireworks in the distance [15:51] [SONG] Song     Your fingers gently stroked my hair SIGN    ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ SIGN    Gyaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaah SIGN    ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ SIGN    ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ SIGN    Gyaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaah SIGN    ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ SIGN    Death NOT SIGN    Death NOT SIGN    Death NOT SIGN    Death NOT SIGN    Death NOT [15:58] [SONG] Song     I wanted those fingers     to tie it up for me again [16:03] [SONG] Song     Ah, Jinbocho, I never did cut my hair SIGN    Human [16:09] [SONG] Song     Ah, Jinbocho, that sepia-colored wind of love SIGN    Life Theater [16:30] [SONG] Song     I didn't want to work [16:36] [SONG] Song     But I wanted lots of money [16:42] [SONG] Song     Then I could've stayed with you [16:48] [SONG] Song     Close to you forever and ever [16:54] [SONG] Song     I never imagined [16:57] [SONG] Song     I never even dreamed [17:00] [SONG] Song     How comfortable this four-     and-a-half-mat room would feel [17:04] [SONG] Song     I thought I could cling to it forever [17:09] [SONG] Song     I wanted to buy your time with money [17:15] [SONG] Song     And stay with you in this room [17:21] [SONG] Song     Ah, Jinbocho, a fragrant     Eden where lilies bloom [17:27] [SONG] Song     Ah, Jinbocho, a sepia-colored flower garden SIGN    Amatsuka Noel Autograph Event [18:15] [SONG] Song     I absolutely hate you [18:21] [SONG] Song     You stole my life from me [18:27] [SONG] Song     I hate you so much [18:33] [SONG] Song     I wish we had never met [18:40] [SONG] Song     I never thought we would part [18:42] [SONG] Song     My tears never dried [18:45] [SONG] Song     Our four-and-a-half-mat     room turned into a vacant lot [18:49] [SONG] Song     I absolutely hate you [18:55] [SONG] Song     If I had to see you again [19:00] [SONG] Song     I'd sell my soul to the devil [19:06] [SONG] Song     Ah, Jinbocho, time would tear us apart [19:12] [SONG] Song     Ah, Jinbocho, as sepia-     colored dead leaves fall [19:27] [SONG] Song     As I walk up the slope of Kudanshita [19:33] [SONG] Song     I lift a red balloon to my lips [19:39] [SONG] Song     And blow our memories into it [19:45] [SONG] Song     Then send it flying once it's full [19:51] [SONG] Song     Shine far in the distance [19:55] [SONG] Song     In a faraway sky I've never seen [19:57] [SONG] Song     In that four-and-a-half-mat     room in the town from the book [20:01] [SONG] Song     I pray happiness will sprout [20:06] [SONG] Song     When I see your back on     the insides of my eyelids [20:12] [SONG] Song     I hold back tears and softly kick you [20:18] [SONG] Song     Ah, Jinbocho, I guess     an elegy is all about love [20:24] [SONG] Song     Ah, Jinbocho, a sepia-colored love song [20:39] [SONG] Song     The bookstore I visited     with you on that day [20:45] [SONG] Song     Turned into a convenience     store at some point [20:51] [SONG] Song     The curry place where I was stood up [20:58] [SONG] Song     Still serves potatoes with its curry [21:03] [SONG] Song     Ah, Jinbocho, the youth we spent together [21:09] [SONG] Song     Ah, Jinbocho, those sepia-colored blue days [21:27] Jashin     Well? Did that explain everything     about Dropkick on My Devil! or what? [21:31] Yurine     Yes, very clearly. [21:33] Yurine     And they all lived happily ever after, huh? SIGN    Wahahahahahahaha [21:39] Yurine     Azusa 2 never showed up     in the anime, though. SIGN    Did you enjoy the Dropkick     on My Devil! special?! SIGN    How was it different from a recap?! SIGN    What made it just a "special"?! SIGN    Don't think. Just feel. SIGN    The answer is in your heart!! SIGN    You're right! You're still the one I... SIGN    ♥ SIGN    ♥ SIGN    Right? I landed a dropkick on your heart ♥ SIGN    I loved you, too! SIGN    See SIGN    See SIGN    See SIGN    See SIGN    See SIGN    See SIGN    See SIGN    See SIGN    See SIGN    You SIGN    You SIGN    You SIGN    You SIGN    You SIGN    You SIGN    You SIGN    You SIGN    You SIGN    Again SIGN    Again SIGN    Again SIGN    Again SIGN    Again SIGN    Again SIGN    Again SIGN    Again SIGN    Again E12 - Chapter Chitose Source: Crunchyroll Translator: Editor: Timer: QC: (Please feel free to edit the speaker names if incomplete or inaccurate. Names are handled on a best-effort basis depending on the info on the source file. Dialogue is left as is.) SIGN    TRAVEL [00:06] ---     Welcome to Chitose City [00:06] ---     A Lake Shikotsu     Specialty, Red Salmon [00:06] ---     Lake Shikotsu     Cod [00:06] ---     A Useless and     Adorable Devil     Jashin-chan     (CV. Suzuki Aina) [00:06] ---     Japan's Northernmost     Ice-Free Lake     Lake Shikotsu [00:06] ---     A JSCE Heritage     Site     Yamasentetsu     Bridge [00:06] ---     The Closest Town [00:06] ---     To The Sky [00:06] ---     In Hokkaido [00:06] ---     m 0 0 l 100 0 100 100 0 100 [00:06] ---     Suzuki Aina          A voice actress born and raised in     Chitose, Hokkaido, who played Ohara     Mai in the anime Love Live! Sunshine!!     and was later active as a member of     Aqours, even appearing in Kohaku     Uta Gassen in 2018. In the Dropkick on     My Devil! anime, she stars as Jashin-chan. [00:06] ---     m 0 0 l 100 0 100 100 0 100 [00:06] ---     shad0\bord0\blur0.5\fs11\b1\fscx75\1a&H10&\fscy90\fnTimes New Roman\an2\i1\move(512.667,286,512.667,337)}Dropkick on My Devil!* supports Chitose City. [00:06] ---     Dropkick on My Devil! [00:06] ---     m 0 0 l 100 0 100 100 0 100 [00:06] ---     Hope you enjoyed     Season 2 too! [00:09] ---     Welcome to Chitose City [00:09] ---     The Closest Town [00:09] ---     To The Sky [00:09] ---     In Hokkaido [00:14] Mai     Wow, it's beautiful! [00:15] ---     Lake Shikotsu [00:15] ---     Lake Shikotsu [00:15] ---     Lake Shikotsu [00:17] Mai     Today, we're visiting Lake Shikotsu     in Chitose City, Hokkaido! [00:23] Mai     Lake Shikotsu boasted the best water     quality in all Japan for eleven years! [00:27] Mai     Oh, but it's second-best now. [00:28] Medusa     Jashin-chan, is that Doryuryun Pudding? [00:28] Mai     What? Don't tell them that? [00:31] Jashin     You noticed? [00:31] Mai     Sorry! We'll cut that part out. [00:31] ---     Doryuryun     Pudding [00:31] ---     Doryuryun     Pudding [00:31] ---     Doryuryun     Pudding [00:31] ---     Doryuryun     Pudding [00:32] Jashin     It was a thank-you gift for paying     the hometown tax in Hell. [00:34] Mai     What? You're using it? [00:35] Jashin     Yurine paid the tax and got it for me. [00:36] Mai     I'm sorry. I'll just shut up. [00:38] Medusa     That pudding is so good. [00:40] Jashin     It's so good, this is the last one. [00:40] Minos     What a pretty place. [00:42] Medusa     Huh? [00:43] Jashin     It makes me feel about as     wibbly-wobbly as the name sounds! SIGN    That reporter's annoying, though. [00:47] Minos     She looks familiar... [00:48] Mai     Orochimaru, are you watching? [00:50] Medusa     Wait, are you eating     Yurine-san's share, too? [00:50] Mai     Orochimaru! [00:52] Jashin     It was delivered after     Yurine left this morning, [00:55] Jashin     so I'm eating this now to     destroy all the evidence. [00:59] Yurine     I'm home. [01:02] Yurine     Well? [01:03] Yurine     Is there anything you'd like to tell me? [02:42] ---     Hokkaido [02:42] ---     BuBuBu [02:42] ---     BuBuBu [02:42] ---     BuBuBu [02:42] ---     Chitose City [02:42] ---     Chitose City [02:42] ---     Chitose City [02:42] ---     Chitose City [02:42] ---     Hokkai [02:42] ---     Hokkai [02:42] ---     Dropkick [02:42] ---     on my Devil! [02:42] ---     Welcome to Chitose City [02:43] Medusa     Chitose City? SIGN    That's Jashin-chan. [02:46] Yurine     I thought we could all take     a trip to Hokkaido together. SIGN    Hokkaido! [02:50] Minos     Sounds great! I wanna try jingisukan! [02:53] Yurine     This fish called "chippu"     seems to be famous there. [02:53] ---     BuBuBu [02:53] ---     BuBuBu [02:53] ---     BuBuBu [02:53] ---     Hot Spring     Steamed Buns [02:56] Yurine     It's red salmon,     and it's a specialty of Lake Shikotsu. SIGN    Looks yummy! [03:00] ---     Delicious red flesh with the highest     quality fat, creating the ultimate flavor! [03:00] ---     Delicious red flesh with the highest     quality fat, creating the ultimate flavor! [03:00] ---     Delicious red flesh with the highest     quality fat, creating the ultimate flavor! [03:00] ---     Marukoma Hot     Spring Hotel [03:00] ---     Natural Open-Air Bath [03:00] ---     Natural Open-Air Bath [03:00] ---     Gaze at the majestic     Lake Shikotsu     for a time you     won't soon forget [03:00] ---     Gaze at the majestic     Lake Shikotsu     for a time you     won't soon forget [03:01] Yurine     This hot spring looks nice. [03:02] ---     Gaze at the majestic     Lake Shikotsu while     enjoying a time you     won't soon forget [03:02] ---     Gaze at the majestic     Lake Shikotsu while     enjoying a time you     won't soon forget [03:02] ---     Delicious red flesh with the highest     quality fat, creating the ultimate flavor! [03:02] ---     Delicious red flesh with the highest     quality fat, creating the ultimate flavor! [03:02] ---     Delicious red flesh with the highest     quality fat, creating the ultimate flavor! [03:02] ---     Marukoma Hot     Spring Hotel [03:02] ---     Natural Open-Air Bath [03:02] ---     Natural Open-Air Bath [03:03] Medusa     Oh, is that open-air bath     connected to Lake Shikotsu? [03:03] ---     Marukoma Hot     Spring Hotel [03:03] ---     Natural Open-Air Bath [03:03] ---     Natural Open-Air Bath [03:03] ---     Gaze at the majestic     Lake Shikotsu while     enjoying a time you     won't soon forget [03:03] ---     Gaze at the majestic     Lake Shikotsu while     enjoying a time you     won't soon forget [03:03] ---     Delicious red flesh with the highest     quality fat, creating the ultimate flavor! [03:03] ---     Delicious red flesh with the highest     quality fat, creating the ultimate flavor! [03:03] ---     Delicious red flesh with the highest     quality fat, creating the ultimate flavor! [03:06] Yurine     It has such a nice atmosphere. [03:08] Minos     Hokkaido, huh? [03:09] Minos     I've never been there, but for some     reason, it feels close to my heart. [03:15] Jashin     Sorry to interrupt the fun, [03:18] Jashin     but I won't be going. [03:20] Minos     Huh? SIGN    Your face... [03:21] Medusa     If you're worried about the cost, I can help. [03:24] Yurine     Why did you eat the gift I got in     return for the hometown tax I paid? [03:28] Jashin     Hey, now. Look at me.     Haven't I been punished enough? [03:33] Jashin     Hokkaido is nice. I get that. [03:36] Jashin     But how exactly do you expect to get there? [03:39] Jashin     Do you realize how far away it is? [03:40] Minos     Why don't we go in my car? [03:42] Jashin     Your "car" is a bicycle trailer!     You think it'll carry all of us?! SIGN    That's not going to work. [03:47] Yurine     An airplane? [03:48] Jashin     Exactly! [03:49] Medusa     Oh, that's right. I forgot     you were scared of airplanes. [03:54] Jashin     There's no way a heavy-ass     hunk of steel like that can fly! [03:58] Jashin     You must be crazy! [03:59] Medusa     Jashin-chan, airplanes are perfectly safe. [04:02] Yurine     Whew... [04:03] Yurine     Since it wasn't actually a big deal,     I'll go ahead and book the tickets. [04:06] Jashin     Did you even hear what I said?! [04:09] DevilA     And so... [04:10] Jashin     No! No! I don't want to! [04:13] Yurine     If you're that dead-set on not going,     why'd you come to the airport with us? [04:13] Jashin     No! No! No! I don't want     to get on an airplane! SIGN    I guess she didn't want to stay home alone. [04:21] Jashin     I'm not taking a single step from this spot! [04:24] Jashin     I refuse to get on that plane! [04:26] Minos     Should we take my car after all? [04:29] Yurine     All right, fine. [04:39] Staff     Ma'am, you can't take     a chainsaw on the plane. [04:43] Yurine     Oh, sorry. [04:50] ---     Beth's Food [04:50] ---     A Week's Worth. [04:56] Pekola     My Lord, Lierre-sama... [04:58] Pekola     Why are we making this     excursion to Hokkaido? [05:02] Lierre     There's a lake in the city of Chitose [05:04] Lierre     that's said to be among     the most beautiful in Japan. [05:07] Lierre     If it's a power spot imbued with holy power, [05:11] Lierre     it may be a foothold     toward achieving our goal. [05:14] Poporon     Goal? [05:17] Pino     Goal... [05:19] Pino     Is she really taking us to some     remote place to eliminate us, [05:23] Pino     because we failed to complete     our mission in the human realm? [05:27] Poporon     By the way, how did you pay     for our airplane tickets? [05:30] Lierre     The power of God took care of it. [05:33] Lierre     There is no substitute     for chippu, after all. [05:36] Pekola     Chippu? [05:37] Lierre     Oh, uh, I mean... Our goal is     determined solely by the gods... [05:48] Yurine     Well, we got here in one piece. [05:50] Medusa     Did we? [05:53] Minos     All right! [05:53] ---     Tax [05:53] ---     Payment [05:54] Minos     Time for some sightseeing! SIGN    Let's go! [05:59] DevilA     Chitose City, Hokkaido, has     a population of about 97,500 people, [06:03] DevilA     and covers an area of     594.5 square kilometers. [06:06] DevilA     Since red-crowned cranes     were once abundant here, [06:09] DevilA     it was named "Chitose," meaning     "1,000 years of age," after the old saying: [06:12] DevilA     "Cranes live for 1,000 years,     turtles for 10,000." [06:16] Mother     Here you go. [06:18] Mother     Thank you for waiting. [06:21] Ran     Looks tasty! [06:22] Kyon     Let's eat! [06:24] Kotaro     Oh... [06:24] ---     m 0 0 l 100 0 100 100 0 100 [06:24] ---     Yamaguchi Kotaro     Mayor of Chitose, Hokkaido [06:25] Kotaro     We don't often get     visitors from Hell China. [06:29] Both     Hao chi! [06:33] ---     The Home of Salmon [06:33] ---     The Home of Salmon [06:33] ---     Chitose Aquarium [06:33] ---     Chitose Aquarium SIGN    They're so shiny! [06:38] Minos     So that's a "chippu," huh? [06:38] Jashin     I can't see! I can't see anything! [06:40] Medusa     This tank is so big. [06:42] Yurine     Wow. [06:43] Jashin     I can't see anything here, either! [06:44] ---     m 0 0 l 0 0 l 23 0 b 24 0 24 1 24 1 l 24 14 b 24 15 23 15 23 15 l -21 15 b -21 15 -22 15 -22 14 l -22 1 b -22 1 -22 1 -22 1 b -22 1 -22 0 -21 0 l -21 0 b -21 0 -21 0 -21 0 b -21 0 -21 0 -21 0 [06:44] ---     Indian Water Wheel [06:44] ---     A device originating in North America     that captures salmon swimming upriver.     After salmon enter the cage, the force     of the water turns the wheel, raising     them out of the water.      [06:58] Jashin     I thought I'd met my end. [06:59] ---     Repairing with     Instant Glue [07:00] Minos     Jeez, are you sure you're okay? [07:05] Yurine     Looks like they don't have it here. [07:08] ---     Yukizuru     Marek SIGN    "Marek"? SIGN    Hosozawa Pasture SIGN    Hosozawa Pasture SIGN    Hosozawa Pasture SIGN    Hosozawa Pasture SIGN    Dropkick on My Devil! Collaboration SIGN    Dropkick on My Devil! Collaboration SIGN    Dropkick on My Devil! Collaboration [07:12] Yusa     Welcome! [07:13] Minos     Hey! [07:14] Jashin     What're you guys doing all the way up here? [07:18] Yusa     Care for some delicious     collaborative sweets? [07:24] Minos     Yum! [07:24] Medusa     It's so good! SIGN    Let's head to the next one! [07:27] Jashin     Not bad. SIGN    The Forest of Passion, The Origin of Flavor SIGN    The Forest of Passion, The Origin of Flavor SIGN    The Forest of Passion, The Origin of Flavor [07:29] Medusa     Morimoto! [07:31] Yurine     This was one of the reasons for this trip. [07:34] Minos     The bread looks so good. SIGN    Cake     Roll SIGN    Cake     Roll SIGN    Charmonix SIGN    Charmonix SIGN    Cream     Horn SIGN    Cream     Horn [07:36] Yurine     This shop has a lot of history. Everyone     born in Chitose grew up eating their bread. SIGN    Tortoise SIGN    Tortoise [07:40] Medusa     Wow... [07:45] Jashin     Charmonix! SIGN    Jashin-chan, what brought that on? [07:49] Jashin     When I saw the name of this bread,     I couldn't resist shouting it out. SIGN    You shouldn't touch the bread before you buy it. [07:56] Jashin     R-Right... SIGN    Yukizuru SIGN    Yukizuru SIGN    Yukizuru SIGN    Yukizuru SIGN    Yukizuru SIGN    Yukizuru SIGN    Yukizuru SIGN    Yukizuru SIGN    Yukizuru SIGN    Yukizuru SIGN    Yukizuru [07:56] Medusa     Is this... [07:58] Yurine     There it is. [07:59] Yurine     This is the pastry I was looking for. [08:03] Medusa     What is this familiar feeling? [08:06] Medusa     Is it déjà vu? [08:07] Medusa     A shop with a history... Pousser... [08:09] Jashin     I'm getting a Charmonix and this pudding. [08:12] Yurine     I almost forgot. [08:14] Yurine     Jashin-chan, you haven't     apologized for eating my pudding. [08:18] Jashin     Uh, Yurine-san? Where's this coming from? [08:21] Jashin     You already punished me... [08:23] Yurine     You haven't apologized to me yet. [08:27] Yurine     I'll need you to show me just     how sincere you really are. [08:34] Girl     Thank you very much. [08:36] Jashin     She forced me to pay for everyone. [08:38] ---     Serves you right. SIGN    Let's head to the next one! [08:41] ---     Kiusu Earthwork Burial Circles [08:41] ---     Kiusu Earthwork Burial Circles [08:41] Yurine     The Kiusu Earthwork Burial Circles. [08:43] Yurine     They're trying to get this registered     as a World Heritage Site. [08:46] All     Wow... [08:48] DevilA     The Kiusu Earthwork Burial Circles are a     collection of graves made in the late Jomon period. [08:52] DevilA     In the Jomon— SIGN    Let's head to the next one! [08:56] Yurine     And this is our main     tourist attraction for today: [08:59] Yurine     Lake Shikotsu. [09:02] DevilA     Lake Shikotsu is the second-largest     caldera lake in Japan, [09:02] ---     Lake Shikotsu [09:02] ---     Lake Shikotsu [09:06] DevilA     the second-deepest lake in Japan, [09:09] DevilA     and its water quality was the best in Japan     for eleven years, but now, it's second-best! [09:13] DevilA     Do you know what that means? [09:16] DevilA     What do you think of Lake Shikotsu now?!     Greatest in Japan, right?! [09:24] Minos     Look! Boats! SIGN    Those look like fun! [09:27] Yurine     Let's ride them later. [09:30] Jashin     You novices just don't get it. [09:32] Jashin     You don't ride boats. [09:34] Jashin     You bet on them! [09:35] Medusa     What are you talking about, Jashin-chan?! SIGN    The water is so clear. [09:40] Yurine     Unbelievably so. [09:43] ---     Lake Shikotsu Visitors' Center [09:43] ---     Lake Shikotsu Visitors' Center SIGN    Pennennolde [09:55] Jashin     Oh, there's a deer. How cute. [09:59] Jashin     Come on, come on... [10:06] Jashin     Y-You're... [10:08] Jashin     Azusa... [10:09] Jashin     Azusa 2?! [10:17] Jashin     The Azusa 2 I summoned after     I came to the human realm, [10:20] Jashin     and then killed almost immediately! [10:28] Jashin     S-Stay away! [10:29] Jashin     Stop! Stay away from me! SIGN    Pochette [10:35] Jashin     Ouch... [10:44] Jashin     What's that you're eati— SIGN    Lake Shikotsu SIGN    Marukoma      SIGN    Hot Spring Hotel SIGN    Pass for SIGN    5 Guests [10:46] Jashin     The lodging ticket Yurine     gave me to hold onto! [10:48] Jashin     No, don't— SIGN    Gulp SIGN    Gulp SIGN    Gulp SIGN    Gulp [10:53] Jashin     It ate the ticket... [10:55] Minos     Jashin-chan, what're you doing? SIGN    Oh, a deer! How cute! [11:01] Medusa     It ran away. [11:03] Yurine     Ready to head to our hotel now? [11:06] Minos     I wonder what meals they serve there. [11:08] Jashin     U-Um... [11:08] Medusa     I can't wait to try out the hot spring. [11:10] Yurine     I heard they even have an     open-air bath you can reserve. [11:13] Yurine     You won't have to wear your paper bag. [11:16] Medusa     Really?! That's great! [11:17] Jashin     Um, actually... [11:18] Minos     It's funny picturing you naked     with just a paper bag on your head. [11:22] Minos     Right, Jashin-chan? [11:23] Jashin     Uh... Y-Yeah... SIGN    I can't wait! [11:26] Jashin     I can't tell them right now! [11:29] Jashin     I-I'm going to use the bathroom     before we head to the hotel! [11:34] Minos     There's nothing but forest that way. SIGN    No manners at all. [11:37] Jashin     Crap, crap, crap! What am I gonna do?! [11:40] Jashin     They're all so excited about this! [11:43] Jashin     I have to get that ticket back,     even it it means slicing open that deer! [11:47] Jashin     Yurine's gonna kill me otherwise! [11:49] Jashin     Where are you, you damn deer?! SIGN    Watch Out for Bears ! [12:02] Pekola     We're just a stone's throw     from Lake Shikotsu, [12:05] Pekola     and we run into a bear?! [12:07] Lierre     It was the perfect opportunity     to retrain you three. [12:11] Lierre     Poporon, Pino, how long     are you going to lay there? [12:14] Both     Gulp... [12:15] Pekola     Come on, you two! What good are     we if we can't protect our Lord?! [12:18] Pekola     Even without our halos, [12:20] Pekola     as angels, we must protect our Lord,     even if it means sacrificing ourselves! [12:26] Jashin     Deer! Deer! Deer! Deer! Deer!     Deer! Deer! Deer! Deer! Deer! [12:28] Jashin     Where is that deer?! [12:38] Jashin     Ow! [12:39] Jashin     What the heck was that? [12:43] Poporon     Meat and Potatoes? [12:44] Poporon     What in the world are you doing here? [12:47] Jashin     What about you guys? Why are you here? [12:50] Lierre     We have business at Lake Shikotsu. [12:52] Lierre     We're on our way there now. [12:54] Lierre     I just thought this bear presented a     perfect opportunity to retrain these three. [12:59] Jashin     Gah! I lost the deer's trail! [13:03] Jashin     What do I do now? Yurine's gonna kill me! [13:07] Lierre     You make such a big fuss out of everything. [13:09] Pino     If Jashin-chan-san is here, [13:12] Pino     does that mean Hanazono-san and     the other devils are in Hokkaido, too? [13:16] Pino     This might be my chance! [13:18] Jashin     By the way, where are     you guys staying tonight? [13:22] Poporon     Huh? That's none of your business. [13:25] Jashin     Yes, it is! [13:26] Jashin     It's not the long-standing     traditional inn with the natural [13:29] ---     open-air bath that has a full     view of Lake Shikotsu, is it?! [13:32] Poporon     How did you know? [13:34] Lierre     That's right. It's the     Marukoma Hot Spring Hotel. [13:39] Jashin     Give it to me. [13:41] Jashin     I've waited 666 billion     years for this moment! [13:44] Jashin     Hand over your ticket     to that hotel right now! [13:47] Poporon     What are you even saying?     Are you right in the head? [13:51] Pino     She's right. We're not going to give     up our lodging ticket that easily. [13:55] Pino     You need to at least win     it from us in a contest. [13:58] Poporon     Wait, Pino... [13:59] Jashin     You'll give it to me if I win? [14:01] Pino     There's no way a low-ranked devil     like you could beat Lierre-sama. [14:06] Pino     Lierre-sama, let us show this     fool the power of Heaven. [14:10] Pino     If Jashin-chan-san agrees to fight us now, [14:13] Pino     I might get out of being     punished by Lierre-sama. SIGN    Jashin-chan! [14:18] Medusa     We were worried about you, you know. [14:20] Minos     There was a bathroom at     the shop we were just in. [14:23] Yurine     You just had to take off     so far into the forest... [14:26] Jashin     Crap! Yurine's here already! [14:30] Jashin     If it's come to this... [14:31] Jashin     Time for the first Devil vs. Angel     Lake Shikotsu boat race! [14:37] Yurine     Where's this coming from? [14:39] Jashin     I mean, there must be a reason     we ran into them here. [14:41] Jashin     We were just saying that since we're all here,     we should have a boat race. [14:46] Poporon     We weren't saying that at all! [14:47] Jashin     We totally were! [14:49] Jashin     That's pretty much the gist of what     we were talking about, right? SIGN    Boats? SIGN    I want to ride in a boat! [14:56] Yurine     Let's go ride them right now. [14:58] Minos     You did say we should ride them later. SIGN    Yay! [15:06] Jashin     I'll explain the rules! [15:08] Jashin     We'll launch from here [15:10] Jashin     and complete a counter-clockwise lap     around the edge of Lake Shikotsu. [15:13] Jashin     The first team to reach     Yamasentetsu Bridge wins. [15:16] Yurine     Jashin-chan, Lake Shikotsu covers an     area bigger than the Yamanote Line. [15:21] Jashin     What? For real? [15:23] Lierre     No matter. [15:24] Lierre     Any less than that wouldn't     be worth calling a contest. [15:28] Lierre     You three, stay right there. [15:30] Lierre     I can handle this myself. [15:33] Pino     If Lierre-sama focuses her     attention on the race, [15:35] Pino     maybe I can push her out of the boat. [15:37] Jashin     Hey! I'm the one who's gonna drive! SIGN    Aw... [15:41] Medusa     But these swan boats are pedal-powered, [15:44] Medusa     and you might not be able     to pedal with your tail. [15:47] Yurine     Why don't you use a rowboat, Jashin-chan? [15:50] Yurine     I'll be having fun with this one. [15:53] Yurine     Okay, take your marks. [15:55] Jashin     Minos! Now's the time to make use     of your insane brute strength! [15:59] Minos     You can count on me! [16:00] Yurine     Set... [16:02] Yurine     Bang! [16:04] Jashin     All right! [16:05] Jashin     That's my musclebrain, Minos! [16:08] Medusa     So fast! [16:09] Pino     Lierre-sama, at this pace... [16:11] Poporon     Our lodging ticket... [16:13] Lierre     Don't worry. [16:22] Jashin     They're-comin'-they're-comin'     they're-comin'-they're-comin'! [16:23] Jashin     They're gonna catch us, Minos! [16:32] Jashin     Speed up! They'll get too far ahead of us! [16:35] Minos     You got it! [16:41] Jashin     All right! [16:43] Jashin     Minos, we can take the inside on     the next corner and cut them off! [16:46] Minos     Right! [16:46] Poporon     Lierre-sama, they've almost caught up! [16:49] Lierre     Oh? Not bad. [16:51] Lierre     But they're creating too many     waves on the lake's surface. [16:55] Lierre     It looks like they've     awakened the master of the lake. [17:00] Jashin     What's that shadow? [17:02] Minos     This is bad! [17:07] Medusa     What's that? [17:09] Medusa     Jashin-chan! SIGN    Minos-oneechan! [17:11] Poporon     Oh, my. I think Meat and Potatoes is dead. [17:16] Minos     Jashin-chan, where are you?! [17:20] Jashin     No... [17:21] Jashin     I'll lose at this rate! [17:25] Jashin     God, I'll never do anything bad again! [17:28] Jashin     Just, please, let me take this     lodging ticket from the angels! [17:32] Jashin     Let me cover up the fact     that I lost our ticket! [17:35] DevilA     A devil asking God for help... [17:46] Jashin     You're... going to help me? [18:04] Jashin     Chippu Jashin-chan is here! [18:06] All     Huh?! [18:09] Poporon     What is that? [18:11] Jashin     Yo! Hand over your lodging ticket! [18:15] Jashin     I'm gonna get it before     Yurine finds out the truth! [18:18] Yurine     I see. So that's what's going on. [18:21] Pino     Lierre-sama's attention     is focused on Jashin-chan-san. [18:24] Pino     I'll never have another chance like this! [18:28] Pino     I need you to die, Lierre-sama! [18:45] Lierre     You saved me, Pino. [18:47] Lierre     It's difficult for me to control     my power in this form. [18:50] Lierre     I was almost in real trouble. [18:52] Pino     I-I'm just glad I could be of help. [18:55] Poporon     This girl... [18:57] Yurine     So, what was this whole farce about? SIGN    Repairing with     Instant Glue (2nd Time) [19:00] Jashin     Um, well... uh... [19:04] Yurine     Oh, forget it. Let's just go to the hotel. SIGN    Yay! [19:09] Minos     I'm starving! SIGN    Marukoma Hot Spring [19:13] Sasaki     Hanazono Yurine-sama and     her four devil companions? [19:13] ---     m 0 0 l 100 0 100 100 0 100 [19:13] ---     Marukoma Hot Spring     Sasaki-san [19:17] Sasaki     Yes, we have your reservation. [19:19] Jashin     Huh? [19:20] Yurine     I booked it online. [19:22] Yurine     We didn't need the physical copy. [19:26] Sasaki     And you are Lierre-sama and     her two angel companions? [19:30] Pino     Hanazono-san, please...     please stay close to me! [19:34] Yurine     Huh? [19:35] Lierre     What are you doing? Honestly, girl... [19:38] Yurine     Well, since we're all here... [19:41] Minos     Wow, it's huge! [19:44] Yurine     I'm glad the biggest room was available. SIGN    I've never spent a night with this many people before! [19:50] Sasaki     Enjoy your stay. [19:52] Lierre     I never dreamed I'd have to     lay my head down next to devils. [19:56] Jashin     Let's have a pillow fight later! [19:59] Yurine     I guess we should start with a bath. [20:04] Jashin     It's the entire Lake Shikotsu! [20:10] Minos     This feels great. SIGN    It's really deep. [20:14] Medusa     It's connected to the lake, [20:16] Medusa     so the water level changes with the seasons. [20:21] Pino     Lierre-sama! [20:23] Lierre     Thanks... A bath you have to     stand up in is certainly unusual... [20:29] Jashin     What is it, Noel-san? [20:30] Poporon     I feel like there's something     we've been forgetting this whole time. [20:36] Jashin     Don't waste your energy on little details     in front of a great view like this! [20:40] Jashin     Just sing a song and forget about it! [20:44] Jashin     Jashin-chan will now sing "Chitose." [20:48] Poporon     You're going to sing? [20:50] Lierre     You know that song? [20:53] Jashin     Want to sing it with me? [20:58] Poporon     Where is this music coming from? [21:00] Jashin     Don't worry about the details. [21:04] [SONG] Song     I met you up near the blue sky [21:09] [SONG] Song     The first year,     my impression of you was terrible [21:13] [SONG] Song     The second year,     we looked at two different skies [21:17] [SONG] Song     The third year,     we gazed at the azaleas side by side [21:23] [SONG] Song     So many memories made     in our hometown, Chitose [21:27] [SONG] Song     I'm so happy to know your name [21:35] Jashin     What a feast! [21:37] Medusa     It looks delicious! [21:40] Lierre     So this is chippu sashimi... [21:43] Lierre     It was worth coming all the way to Hokkaido. [21:45] Both     Let's dig in! [21:50] Jashin     Yummy! [21:52] Medusa     Glad to hear it. [21:55] Jashin     Yummy! [21:57] Jashin     I was so hungry! [22:00] Jashin     Yummy! [22:00] Poporon     That's right... I knew we     were forgetting something. [22:04] Poporon     We never found Pekola-sama     after that bear took her. [22:08] Poporon     Delicious! SIGN    Scrumptious! [22:10] Minos     Chippu is the best! [22:12] Poporon     Oh, well. [22:21] Pekola     I thought I was done for... [22:30] All     Thank you for the meal! [22:32] Yurine     Wait, where's Jashin-chan? [22:34] Medusa     Oh, she said she wanted to visit     the hot spring one more time. [22:41] Jashin     Ah, Chitose was great. [22:44] Jashin     I'm not sure why, but I feel like     I should be grateful to everyone. [22:49] Jashin     Thank you, everyone. [22:51] Jashin     I want to do something in return... [22:59] Jashin     Wow, this hot spring just got even better. [23:02] Jashin     Thank you! [23:06] Yurine     Jashin-chan... [23:08] Yurine     You're such a... [23:13] Jashin     From Heaven straight to Hell... [23:17] Yurine     You're going to offer twenty million     liters of your own blood in apology. [23:22] Jashin     This is truly an anime paid for by     the taxpayers' blood, sweat, and tears... SIGN    She's hopeless. [23:29] Pekola     Yum! Chippu is the best!     Chitose is the best! [23:33] Jashin     Everyone, thank you so much! [23:35] Pekola     Thank you so much! Season 3 - Dropkick on My Devil!!! X E1 - Armageddon Karuta X Source: Crunchyroll Translator: Editor: Timer: QC: (Please feel free to edit the speaker names if incomplete or inaccurate. Names are handled on a best-effort basis depending on the info on the source file. Dialogue is left as is.) [00:05] DevilA     Her name is Hanazono Yurine. [00:09] DevilA     She is the most powerful     necromancer in this land, [00:13] DevilA     and the one who conveys the     wishes of the devil to the people; [00:16] DevilA     the guardian of blood passed     down from days long past. [00:20] DevilA     The people fear her,     calling her by this name: [00:24] DevilA     Black Xavier, the Evangelist of the Devil. [00:30] Yurine     At least... [00:31] Yurine     That's what I fantasized at one time. [00:36] Yurine     But then, one day, I summoned her. [00:41] Yurine     A wicked devil.     The very embodiment of evil. [00:50] Jashin     Welcome home, Yurine. [00:54] Yurine     Thanks, Jashin-chan. [00:56] Yurine     Yes, this is that devil. No matter how     you look at her, she's clearly a devil. [01:01] Yurine     This part especially is     unmistakably devilish. [01:05] Yurine     I bought the minced meat cutlets you like. [01:08] Yurine     We can have them for dinner tonight. [01:11] Jashin     An opening! [01:12] Jashin     Die, Yurine! [01:14] Jashin     This time... This time...     This time, you will die! [01:18] Jashin     If I kill you, my summoner,     I can go back to Hell! [01:22] Jashin     Third time's the charm!     This time, I'll kill you for sure! [01:26] Jashin     Taste my ultimate killer move!      Jashin-chan Dropkick! [01:36] Jashin     Huh? I... hit her? [01:39] Jashin     I really did it? [01:43] Jashin     It took until the third season,     but at last, I've beaten Yur— [01:46] Yurine     Okay... [01:47] Yurine     How many times do you     have to try to kill me? [01:52] Yurine     Maybe I'll hold on to these     minced meat cutlets for a while. [01:57] Jashin     Forgive me! Forgive me, Yurine! [02:00] Jashin     Please forgive me, Yurine! [02:10] Yurine     Heh. [02:12] Yurine     Dropkick on My Devil!! X... [02:15] Both     ...begins now! [03:53] Yurine     What's that serious look all about? [03:56] Jashin     For our third anime adaptation,      Dropkick on My Devil!! X, [04:01] Jashin     I've decided to present     my character differently. [04:04] Jashin     From now on, Jashin-chan     is going to be serious. [04:07] Yurine     I see. So you're going for a     different taste. Interesting idea. [04:15] Yurine     Hey, maybe I'll change my character, too. [04:20] Yurine     I like everything to be beautiful. [04:25] Yurine     Maybe this is how I'll stay for the     whole of Dropkick on My Devil!! X. [04:29] Minos     Jashin-chan! SIGN    Beef [04:31] Minos     Let's play video games! [04:33] Medusa     I bought some Fresh Moon cakes! SIGN    We're here to visit. SIGN    Beef [04:36] Yurine     Oh, my. All of your art     has changed, as well. [04:40] Yurine     Minos, you appear to be in     a children's cartoon style. [04:43] Yurine     You give the impression     of a healthy, fiery youth. [04:45] Yurine     Medusa, your appearance was     always based on a 90s style, [04:49] Yurine     but it's leaning that way even more now. [04:52] Yurine     And Per-chan, your soft, graceful look is     like something out of Last Fantasy. [04:57] Minos     Yeah, before I knew it,     this is how I was drawn! [05:01] Poporon     Hello, it's Genesis! [05:03] Poporon     I brought your two sets of ramen     with half orders of fried rice! SIGN    Wow, Poporon-chan, you look like you're straight out of a shojo manga. [05:12] Poporon     Really? [05:13] Poporon     I don't feel like I've changed that much... [05:15] Minos     Yeah, you looked like a shojo     manga character to begin with! [05:30] Yurine     She's eating so nice and quiet. [05:33] Medusa     Jashin-chan seems unusually serious today. [05:36] Pino     Hanazono-san! [05:37] Pino     I looked in your bathroom mirror before my      shower, and saw that I look like this now! [05:42] Medusa     Pino-chan looks about the same as always. [05:46] Yurine     No, look closer. [05:48] Yurine     The more adult features that we've     tried to keep to a minimum in this show [05:52] Yurine     are much more pronounced on her now. [05:57] Poporon     Because she came out here in her underwear? [06:00] Tex     Thank     You for     the Meal [06:00] Tex     Thank     You for     the Meal [06:01] Pekola     Bread crusts are delicious! [06:06] Pekola     Oh, you're all here? [06:09] Minos     Pekola-chan and Beth look like     characters from a Showa-era gag manga! [06:14] Poporon     Pekola-sama, look how much you've shrunk. [06:17] Pekola     Have I? [06:20] Ran     Ni hao! [06:21] Kyon     How are you all doing? [06:22] Minos     Whoa! They're from a tearjerker game! [06:24] Yurine     I wonder if they're sick or something. [06:27] Ran     No, not at all! [06:28] Kyon     We're healthy and strong!     And we love taiyaki! [06:33] Yurine     You haven't said anything or     made any snappy comebacks at all. SIGN    Keeping     Quiet SIGN    Keeping     Quiet [06:41] Yurine     I don't think just staying quiet     constitutes being serious... [06:46] Minos     Per-chan, you even look     cute in that graceful style! [06:46] Poporon     Pekola-sama, you're so tiny. [06:48] Pekola     Indeed, indeed. [06:51] Yurine     This is such a chaotic sight... [06:55] Yurine     I think our visuals need     to be consistent after all. [06:58] Yurine     Everyone, go back to the way you     were by the end of the eyecatch. [07:02] All     Okay! [07:02] Mino     'Kay! [07:03] Pekola     Got it! [07:04] Pino     I sure want to... [07:05] Poporon     But we can't? [07:11] DevilA     Moo. SIGN    Moo [07:15] DevilA     This is Jinbocho in Chiyoda Ward. [07:17] DevilA     Happy New Year, everyone! [07:24] Pekola     My Lord, I am yet again     about to commit a sin. [07:29] Pekola     I have accepted an invitation from the witch     to once more set foot in the Sabbat's domicile... [07:37] (Flashback) Yurine     It's New Year's,     so come over for some ozoni. [07:42] Pekola     Ozoni... [07:44] Pekola     Well, it is New Year's.     I'm sure my Lord will forgive me! [07:50] DevilA     Your "Lord" is not a Shinto god! SIGN    A warm meal     with a warm family     was the hallucination I saw SIGN    I don't turn to stone     even if I look at Medusa,     thanks to the bracelet     I bought at a stall in Akiba SIGN    Not bad     for a     pig [07:57] Yurine     It's still a little too early to eat, [07:59] Yurine     so let's play some karuta     to work up an appetite. [08:02] Ran     Do your best, Kyon-Kyon! [08:04] Kyon     Okay! [08:05] Poporon     Isn't karuta kind of childish? [08:07] Pino     I won't lose to you, Poporon. [08:09] Pino     If I'm so weak I lose to the likes of you, [08:10] Minos     I haven't played karuta since grade school. [08:11] Pino     pursuers from Heaven     would overcome me easily. SIGN    I'm a little worried I might get hurt. [08:15] Jashin     Hah! You weakling. You'll make your     teacher in Hell cry, talking like that. [08:16] Pino     So I can't afford to lose now. [08:19] Pino     That's right. SIGN    What makes my mother cry is having a useless student who can't even go back to Hell. [08:23] Pino     I mean, it's true, isn't it?     I can't afford to lose. [08:26] Jashin     You impertinent brat! If you weren't     Sensei's daughter, I'd beat you to a pulp! SIGN    You didn't forget about when you broke my leg, did you? [08:35] Yurine     The new year is young.     Don't start fighting already. [08:39] Jashin     Still... [08:40] Jashin     By complete chance, this has turned into a     battle between devils, angels, and humans. [08:45] Jashin     One could call this a     practice run for Armageddon. [08:49] Jashin     I can't lose when the     new year's just begun! [08:52] Yurine     You'd better not cheat. [08:54] Jashin     Huh? Well, of course I won't... [08:57] Jashin     And you know, if you     damage a child's self-esteem [09:00] Jashin     by saying that before they even start     playing, you'll never be a good parent. [09:03] Yurine     I told you, I'm never going to be a parent. [09:06] Medusa     Okay, I'll start reading now. [09:08] Medusa     "Not bad for a pig." [09:10] Jashin     "Not..." "Not..." [09:10] Kyon     Hmm, where is it? [09:12] Yurine     There! [09:14] Pekola     Th-That was fast! [09:17] Minos     That was amazing, Yurine-chan! [09:17] Jashin     H-How is she so fast?     Is that kind of speed even human? [09:22] Medusa     I'll read the next one now. [09:24] Medusa     "A warm meal with a warm family     was the hallucination I saw." [09:28] Pekola     Here! [09:29] Yurine     Well done. [09:32] Medusa     "Little cyclops is     short-lived and panty-free." [09:37] Kyon     Aiya! SIGN    Aw, she beat me to it. [09:41] Ran     Nice one, Kyon-Kyon! [09:42] Medusa     "Before her departure at 8 AM,     Azusa 2's last words were 'forever dream.'" SIGN    Oh, there it is! SIGN    Huh? SIGN    Jashin-chan? [09:53] Jashin     Azusa 2... It was all Yurine's fault... [09:57] Yurine     It was your fault. [09:58] Jashin     If you hadn't dodged my attack... [10:00] Minos     Yeah, that was Jashin-chan's fault. SIGN    It really was. [10:04] Medusa     I'll read the next one now. [10:07] Medusa     "The assassin that popped out of the     closet was a moronic fallen angel." [10:11] Medusa     "The halo she lost was     taken out with the trash, [10:13] Medusa     and now she can't go home,     so she lives in a box." SIGN    Ah, found it! [10:18] Pekola     Without my halo, I can't use my     powers or even go back to Heaven... [10:24] Pino     And because you're such a moron, [10:27] Pino     even those of us who came to finish     you off got dragged down with you. [10:30] Poporon     All because you're such a moron. [10:34] Medusa     U-Uh... [10:37] Medusa     "Door L2 leads to the secluded     Philippine region of El Nido." [10:40] Jashin     Where is it? Where is it?! SIGN    Door L2 leads to     the secluded     Philippine region of     El Nido [10:44] Pekola     There! [10:46] Jashin     Hey. What do you think you're doing? [10:50] Pekola     Huh? I just took the card.     Isn't that the point of the game? [10:54] Jashin     You stupid fallen angel!     Let me get one already! [10:57] Pekola     Let you get one? But you     hadn't even spotted that one. [11:01] Jashin     What was that?! [11:04] Minos     Hey, c'mon, don't fight. SIGN    You're still such a short-tempered devil. [11:08] Jashin     Ugh! I hate you all! [11:11] Jashin     Medusa! Next! [11:12] Medusa     O-Okay... [11:14] Medusa     "Green onion stolen.     A 100-yen coin left in its place." [11:18] Jashin     Where is it? "Green onion..."     Where's "green onion"? [11:23] Jashin     Green onion! [11:24] Miku     Shopping! Shopping! [11:27] Jashin     You! [11:30] Jashin     Green onion stolen! [11:31] Miku     Wh-What? [11:33] Jashin     And you get 100 yen for it! [11:38] Miku     I bought that green onion     for 90 yen, so it's all good. [11:42] Jashin     I got the green onion! [11:44] Yurine     You're supposed to get the card,     not an actual green onion. [11:49] Jashin     Argh! Next time... Next time! SIGN    Jashin-chan swore     she would win     next time, but... [11:53] DevilA     Jashin-chan swore she     would win next time, but... SIGN    Our holy idol     lives and works     at Genesis,     wearing straw sandals SIGN    Our holy idol     lives and works     at Genesis,     wearing straw sandals [11:58] Medusa     "Our holy idol lives and works at     Genesis, wearing straw sandals." SIGN    Our holy idol     lives and works     at Genesis,     wearing straw sandals SIGN    Our holy idol     lives and works     at Genesis,     wearing straw sandals SIGN    Our holy idol     lives and works     at Genesis,     wearing straw sandals SIGN    Our holy idol     lives and works     at Genesis,     wearing straw sandals SIGN    Our holy idol     lives and works     at Genesis,     wearing straw sandals SIGN    Our holy idol     lives and works     at Genesis,     wearing straw sandals SIGN    Our holy idol     lives and works     at Genesis,     wearing straw sandals SIGN    Our holy idol     lives and works     at Genesis,     wearing straw sandals SIGN    Everyone is     surely waiting     for the tsuchinoko's     sexy scene SIGN    Our holy idol     lives and works     at Genesis,     wearing straw sandals SIGN    Everyone is     surely waiting     for the tsuchinoko's     sexy scene SIGN    Our holy idol     lives and works     at Genesis,     wearing straw sandals SIGN    Everyone is     surely waiting     for the tsuchinoko's     sexy scene SIGN    Our holy idol     lives and works     at Genesis,     wearing straw sandals SIGN    Everyone is     surely waiting     for the tsuchinoko's     sexy scene SIGN    Our holy idol     lives and works     at Genesis,     wearing straw sandals SIGN    Everyone is     surely waiting     for the tsuchinoko's     sexy scene [12:03] Poporon     Here! SIGN    Our holy idol     lives and works     at Genesis,     wearing straw sandals SIGN    Everyone is     surely waiting     for the tsuchinoko's     sexy scene SIGN    Everyone is     surely waiting     for the tsuchinoko's     sexy scene [12:03] Medusa     "Everyone is surely waiting for     the tsuchinoko's sexy scene." SIGN    Everyone is     surely waiting     for the tsuchinoko's     sexy scene SIGN    Everyone is     surely waiting     for the tsuchinoko's     sexy scene SIGN    Everyone is     surely waiting     for the tsuchinoko's     sexy scene SIGN    Everyone is     surely waiting     for the tsuchinoko's     sexy scene SIGN    Everyone is     surely waiting     for the tsuchinoko's     sexy scene SIGN    Everyone is     surely waiting     for the tsuchinoko's     sexy scene SIGN    Everyone is     surely waiting     for the tsuchinoko's     sexy scene SIGN    Everyone is     surely waiting     for the tsuchinoko's     sexy scene SIGN    Everyone is     surely waiting     for the tsuchinoko's     sexy scene [12:07] Kyon     Got it! [12:08] Medusa     "I don't turn to stone, even if I look at Medusa, SIGN    I don't turn to stone     even if I look at Medusa,     thanks to the bracelet     I bought at a stall in Akiba SIGN    I don't turn to stone     even if I look at Medusa,     thanks to the bracelet     I bought at a stall in Akiba SIGN    I don't turn to stone     even if I look at Medusa,     thanks to the bracelet     I bought at a stall in Akiba SIGN    I don't turn to stone     even if I look at Medusa,     thanks to the bracelet     I bought at a stall in Akiba SIGN    I don't turn to stone     even if I look at Medusa,     thanks to the bracelet     I bought at a stall in Akiba SIGN    I don't turn to stone     even if I look at Medusa,     thanks to the bracelet     I bought at a stall in Akiba SIGN    "Lonely me"     and "sashimi"     sound alike [12:11] Medusa     thanks to the bracelet I     bought at a stall in Akiba." SIGN    I don't turn to stone     even if I look at Medusa,     thanks to the bracelet     I bought at a stall in Akiba SIGN    "Lonely me"     and "sashimi"     sound alike SIGN    I don't turn to stone     even if I look at Medusa,     thanks to the bracelet     I bought at a stall in Akiba SIGN    "Lonely me"     and "sashimi"     sound alike SIGN    I don't turn to stone     even if I look at Medusa,     thanks to the bracelet     I bought at a stall in Akiba SIGN    "Lonely me"     and "sashimi"     sound alike SIGN    I don't turn to stone     even if I look at Medusa,     thanks to the bracelet     I bought at a stall in Akiba SIGN    "Lonely me"     and "sashimi"     sound alike SIGN    I don't turn to stone     even if I look at Medusa,     thanks to the bracelet     I bought at a stall in Akiba SIGN    "Lonely me"     and "sashimi"     sound alike [12:13] Yurine     Here. SIGN    I don't turn to stone     even if I look at Medusa,     thanks to the bracelet     I bought at a stall in Akiba SIGN    "Lonely me"     and "sashimi"     sound alike SIGN    "Lonely me"     and "sashimi"     sound alike SIGN    "Lonely me"     and "sashimi"     sound alike [12:14] Medusa     "'Lonely me' and 'sashimi' sound alike." SIGN    "Lonely me"     and "sashimi"     sound alike SIGN    "Lonely me"     and "sashimi"     sound alike SIGN    "Lonely me"     and "sashimi"     sound alike SIGN    "Lonely me"     and "sashimi"     sound alike SIGN    "Lonely me"     and "sashimi"     sound alike SIGN    "Lonely me"     and "sashimi"     sound alike [12:16] Pino     Here! [12:17] Pino     Now that I'm giving karuta a try,      it's actually quite fun. SIGN    Devil A [12:22] DevilA     Jashin-chan can't even get a single card. SIGN    Devil A SIGN    Jashin-chan     can't even get     a single card [12:27] Jashin     Th-This is bad. [12:29] Jashin     If this keeps up, I'll lose. [12:31] Jashin     There's no need to get serious     over a silly game like this, [12:34] Jashin     but as a devil, losing cannot be tolerated! [12:37] Jashin     Maybe it's about time I taught     these guys how cruel reality is. [12:42] Medusa     "Almond Shot, Almond Shot,     Under Almond Shot." [12:46] Pekola     Found it! SIGN    Wham [12:48] Jashin     Whoops! My hand slipped! SIGN    Wham [12:52] Pekola     Wh-What was that for?! [12:54] Yurine     You actually cheated, didn't you? [12:56] Jashin     That wasn't cheating. My hand just slipped. [13:00] Yurine     You know what'll happen if     you do that again, don't you? [13:04] Jashin     Of course I do! SIGN    She has no idea, does she? [13:07] Minos     Nope. [13:08] Jashin     Medusa! Read the next card already! [13:11] Medusa     Okay... [13:12] Medusa     "Heh. This is my second deadly move after     my deadly dropkick, Royal Copenhagen." [13:19] Medusa     "I named it after the Danish porcelain     manufacturer because it sounded cool." SIGN    Heh. This is my second deadly move      after my deadly dropkick,     Royal Copenhagen. I named it after     the Danish porcelain manufacturer      because it sounded cool. [13:24] Jashin     You're not getting this one! Second     deadly move: Royal Copenhagen! [13:28] Jashin     Whoops! My hand slipped again! [13:31] Jashin     What?! [13:34] Jashin     I don't think so! [13:35] Yurine     Ow, hot! [13:36] Jashin     All mine! SIGN    Heh. This is my second deadly move      after my deadly dropkick,     Royal Copenhagen. I named it after     the Danish porcelain manufacturer      because it sounded cool. [13:38] Jashin     Gotcha! SIGN    Heh. This is my second deadly move      after my deadly dropkick,     Royal Copenhagen. I named it after     the Danish porcelain manufacturer      because it sounded cool. SIGN    Heh. This is my second deadly move      after my deadly dropkick,     Royal Copenhagen. I named it after     the Danish porcelain manufacturer      because it sounded cool. [13:41] Jashin     "Ow, hot!" she said. [13:43] Jashin     I guess my eye beams are pretty hot, Pekola. [13:47] Pekola     Uh-huh... [13:49] Medusa     This just turned really scary... SIGN    "Niozoni" contains      the word "ozoni" [13:53] Medusa     Oh, this is the last card. SIGN    "Niozoni" contains      the word "ozoni" [13:57] Medusa     "'Niozoni' contains the word 'ozoni.'" [14:00] Yurine     Here. [14:01] Yurine     The karuta game is now over. [14:04] Yurine     Now it's time to prepare the ozoni. [14:07] Yurine     Right, Jashin-chan? [14:10] Jashin     Huh? [14:11] Jashin     Oh... Right. [14:16] Minos     This ozoni is so good! [14:18] Medusa     Y-Yes, it's great. [14:21] Pekola     It's absolutely delicious! [14:24] Pekola     I can't breathe! M-My eyes! SIGN    Careful! [14:34] Pekola     You saved me. [14:37] Kyon     Is it yummy, Onee-chan? [14:39] Ran     Hao chi! SIGN    That was a close call. [14:42] Minos     I think this is gonna be another great year! [14:43] Poporon     What are we going to do with you, Pekola-sama? [14:44] Medusa     Uh, yeah... [14:46] Yurine     Well? Have you seen the error of your ways? [14:49] Jashin     Yes! Yes! I have! [14:51] Yurine     Really? Then I'll let you eat some ozoni. SIGN    Splat [14:58] Jashin     Ow, hot! SIGN    Smack [15:00] Yurine     Here you go. Have some piping-hot mochi. [15:04] Jashin     P-Please stop... [15:06] Yurine     What? You want more? [15:08] Yurine     Okay, then. I'll give you lots more. [15:12] Jashin     Hot! [15:13] Yurine     Yes, the mochi is hot, isn't it? [15:15] Yurine     I wonder which is hotter,     this or your eye beams... [15:21] Yurine     How about a steaming-hot green onion next? [15:25] Jashin     Hot! SIGN    m 0 10 l 100 0 100 100 0 100 SIGN    Orphanage     Iron Commando [15:30] Teacher     Okay, everyone, pay attention. [15:32] Teacher     This is Lierre-chan,     your new friend starting today. [15:37] Lierre     Nice to meet all of you. My name is Lierre. [15:40] Lierre     I hope we'll all be friends. [15:42] Kid1     Nice to meet you! [15:43] Kid2     Nice to meet ya! [15:44] Daichi     Hey, Lierre-chan, which     ***** color is your favorite? [15:47] Lierre     A ***** Monster , huh? [15:50] Lierre     Hmm... I guess I'd say Lead. [15:53] Daichi*     How cool! [15:57] Pekola     The sky is the color of lead. [15:59] Pekola     The weather is so dreary,     just like my heart. [16:05] Pekola     This is the last of my food for today... [16:09] Pekola     Maybe tonight I'll finally go     back to nature's salad bar... [16:13] Pekola     If I recall, Chinese plantain,     wood sorrel, and sow thistle grow there. [16:18] Guy     She's literally talking     about eating roadside grass. SIGN    Horsetail [16:24] Pekola     I wish I had some ramen... [16:27] Lierre     Hup. [16:33] Pekola     I haven't seen her around here before. [16:38] Lierre     This land is rife with conflict and hatred. [16:43] Lierre     Do you not agree? [16:45] Pekola     Huh? Uh, yes... [16:49] Lierre     Long ago, I destroyed the     corrupt human race with a flood. [16:53] Lierre     I suppose history does repeat itself. [16:56] Pekola     Do you like the Bible? [16:59] Pekola     What an admirable child you are. [17:03] Lierre     Honestly... You still don't get it, Pekola? [17:06] Pekola     Wha— [17:07] Pekola     How do you know my name?! [17:09] Pekola     Is it written on me somewhere?! [17:13] Lierre     I don't know if you're just     pretending to be dumb, [17:15] Lierre     or if falling to Earth     really did make you dumb... [17:21] Pekola     Wait, are you... I mean,     might you actually be... [17:25] Pekola     My Lord, Lierre-sama?! [17:29] Lierre     You finally figured it out? [17:31] Pekola     Why have you taken this form? [17:33] Pekola     I remember you looking more like...      well... a mature woman. [17:37] Lierre     What do you mean, "mature"?!     I'm still young! [17:40] Pekola     I-I'm sorry! [17:42] Lierre     This form is more convenient. [17:45] Lierre     No one suspects the child. [17:49] Pekola     You finally... [17:51] Pekola     You finally came to take me home! [17:54] Pekola     I'm so glad! I won't have to     go to the salad bar anymore! [17:59] Guy     I see. [18:01] Guy     So you're leaving, huh? [18:05] Lierre     No, you'll still need to     rely on the salad bar. [18:08] Pekola     Huh? [18:08] Guy     Yay. [18:10] Lierre     I'm here because... [18:13] Lierre     it's time to give this world     another deep cleaning. [18:20] Lierre     We decided it at a meeting of the gods. [18:23] Lierre     If we allow the corrupt human race to keep     on living, they'll only pollute the world. [18:28] Pekola     Oh, no! [18:29] Pekola     If you do that, Dropkick on My Devil!! X      will end after only one episode, [18:33] Pekola     even after it was finally     successfully crowdfunded! [18:37] Texxt     End [18:38] Pekola     No, no, no. [18:38] Texxt     End [18:38] Texxt     End [18:38] Texxt     End [18:40] Pekola     There are still many good     humans in this world. [18:43] Pekola     Would you leave all of them to die?! [18:50] Pekola     I do recall that there were some     among the gods who hated humans... [18:55] Pekola     But I thought you loved humans! [19:00] Lierre     I've watched this world from     up in Heaven for a long time. [19:05] Lierre     Then I grew fed up, [19:07] Lierre     and my thoughts on it changed. [19:10] Lierre     Too many humans act only     in their own self-interest, [19:13] Lierre     and I cannot allow it to continue. [19:16] Pekola     My Lord... [19:18] Lierre     But... [19:19] Pekola     But? [19:20] Lierre     First, I want to try     living as the humans do. [19:25] Mom     What should we have for dinner tonight? [19:27] Guy     How about some grass? [19:30] Lierre     I came to this world     alone in order to do that. [19:36] Pekola     So that's why... [19:39] Lierre     And... [19:40] Lierre     I also need to get rid of the three of you,     who betrayed Heaven and colluded with devils. SIGN    Fallen SIGN    Angel SIGN    Trio [19:47] Pekola     So that really is a part of it, then... [19:50] Jashin     I heard everything. [19:54] Lierre     Where did you come from? [19:56] Jashin     Heya, slay ya, love and throb and kiss ya. [19:59] Jashin     And who do you think you are,     talking like you're so much better than us? [20:04] Jashin     Who cares about some     stupid meeting of the gods? [20:07] Jashin     You don't get to just decide all that. [20:09] Jashin     If you want to destroy humanity,     you'll have to go through me first. [20:14] Jashin     Pachinko, arcades,     boat racing, cycle racing, [20:17] Jashin     horse racing, poker, mahjong, cee-lo, [20:19] Jashin     hanafuda, , and ... [20:23] Jashin     I can't let this world be destroyed. [20:27] Lierre     Are you the devil who's     become Pekola's friend? [20:30] Pekola**     N-No, I wouldn't call her a friend... [20:32] Jashin     That's right! [20:36] Jashin     I don't care if you're some god from Heaven      or wherever. I'm gonna throttle you. [20:41] Jashin     After all, I'm Jashin and     I'm a god of Hell myself. [20:44] Pekola     Don't! You can't beat her! [20:48] Jashin     What? She's that strong? [20:50] Jashin     Maybe I won't, then! [20:52] Lierre     You truly are an inferior race. [20:53] Yurine     Hey! Jashin-chan! SIGN    Hey!     Jashin-chan! [20:57] Yurine     You put a sandwich in a clear file     and left it in the drawer again! [21:02] Jashin     Ack! Yurine! [21:03] Yurine     Why do you keep doing the     same thing over and over?! SIGN    No Peeking [23:03] DevilA     Nice! This is sure to send     our ratings through the roof— [23:10] Pino     Greetings, everyone. [23:12] Pino     This is Pino, the winner of the grand     prize in the Heaven Baking Contest. [23:17] Pino     Today, I'm going to bake a     delicious treat for all of you. [23:21] Pino     Let's see... Which container was the sugar in? [23:25] Pino     Oh? And this one... And this one, too... [23:29] Pino     Next time on Dropkick on My Devil!! X,      episode 2: "All the Pills Are Hard Candies." [23:37] Pino     Really. All of them are hard candies. E2 - All the Pills Are Hard Candies Source: Crunchyroll Translator: Editor: Timer: QC: (Please feel free to edit the speaker names if incomplete or inaccurate. Names are handled on a best-effort basis depending on the info on the source file. Dialogue is left as is.) [01:33] Pino     Something's wrong. [01:35] Pino     Pursuers from Heaven should've come     after me by now, but there's no sign of any. [01:42] Pino     Wait... [01:42] Pino     Maybe a pursuer's already here, [01:45] Pino     and they're hiding in this room     somewhere, just watching me. [01:50] Pino     Somewhere in this room... [01:53] Pino     They're laughing at me, thinking they     could kill me anytime they wanted. [01:57] Pino     Laughing at me... [02:00] Shadow     I could kill you anytime I wanted. [02:04] Pino     Where?! Where are you?! [02:06] Pino     In here?! [02:07] Pino     In here?! [02:08] Pino     Or... in here?! [02:13] Pino     Okay, I guess they couldn't be in here. [02:20] Pino     I'm... I'm scared. [02:22] Pino     So scared, I'm going crazy. [02:26] Pino     Someone... [02:28] Pino     Someone please stay with me! [02:31] Pino     I'm scared! [02:35] SIGN     Nutrient-Packed [02:35] SIGN     Stomach Medicine [02:43] SIGN     Pino : Mental Strength [02:44] SIGN     Devil A : Life [02:45] DevilA     You should always make sure your     surroundings are safe when healing. [02:51] SIGN     Awaiting Retrieval [02:55] Pino     I'm calm now. [02:57] Pino     If Poporon saw me like this,     she'd make fun of me for sure. [03:02] Poporon     Wow, talk about sad. [03:02] SIGN     Wow [03:03] SIGN     Talk     about     sad [03:07] Pino     There was never anything to fear. [03:09] Pino     If pursuers come for me, all I need to     do is make the devils fight each other. [03:13] Pino     That's why I'm being friendly with     them while I work as custodian here. [03:20] Pino     When my halo regenerates,     I'll lead a rebellion and kill our Lord. [03:24] Pino     Then I'll reign over Heaven,     destroy the humans and devils, [03:30] Pino     and become the new Lord. [03:32] Pino     My plan is flawless. [03:36] Pino     What was I even afraid of? [03:41] Pino     Oh, my face looks awful. [03:45] SIGN     Smile [03:45] SIGN     Smile [03:46] Pino     Yes! Very cute! [03:49] Pino     Nothing suits me better than a smile. [03:52] Pino     Now, then. Time for a change of outlook.     I'll make cupcakes to take to Pekola-sama. [04:02] DevilA     Did you think this was medicine? [04:04] DevilA     It's Pino's pill-shaped hard candies! [04:06] SIGN     Don't     Eat [04:06] SIGN     Too     Many [04:12] Pino     I'll make myself feel better by     looking at Pekola-sama's dopey face. [04:17] Yurine     Why do you keep doing the     same thing over and over?! [04:30] Yurine     Oh, no! I'm so sorry! [04:32] Pino     Is that... Lierre-sama? [04:34] Pino     It can't be... but... [04:34] Jashin     Hoo boy. You can't pin that one on me.      She's really strong, apparently. [04:36] Pino     She looks different,     but that's definitely Lierre-sama. [04:39] Yurine     What do we do? We have     to get her to the hospital. [04:42] Pino     I-I need to hide! [04:43] Pekola     It's all right. [04:45] Pekola     There's no need to worry, Hanazono Yurine. [04:47] Pekola     That is my Lord, Lierre-sama. [04:51] Yurine     Your Lord? This little girl? [04:53] Pekola     She has taken the form of      a child for certain reasons, [04:56] Pekola     but to her, a punch from a human     is little more than a mosquito's bite. [05:01] Pekola     See? [05:02] Yurine     Are you sure she's all right? [05:07] Yurine     I see... [05:08] Lierre     So this is Hanazono Yurine? [05:10] Lierre     Not bad, for a human. [05:14] Yurine     Your nose is bleeding. [05:16] SIGN     Pfft [05:17] Lierre     It's nothing. [05:19] Lierre     I feel no pain from a human's     punch. Not even a tickle. [05:25] Pekola     Um, your legs are trembling.     Are you all right? [05:29] Lierre     They are not. [05:30] Pekola     You're sweating a lot, too. [05:32] Lierre     I am not. [05:33] Jashin     Pekola, is this little     thing really that strong? [05:37] Jashin     Well? Well? [05:39] Jashin     She doesn't look that tough to me.     I'll just kill her while I can. [05:43] Pekola     Wait! [05:44] Pino     Looks like she really is Lierre-sama. [05:46] Pino     But as long as she's in that form, [05:48] Pino     Jashin-chan-san might     actually be able to kill her. [05:51] Jashin     Die, god of Heaven! [05:53] Jashin     I mean, Lierre-san! [05:55] Jashin     Take this! Jashin-chan Thanks You     For the Crowdfunding Death Dropkick! [05:56] SIGN     Jashin-chan Thanks You For the crowdfunding Death Dropkick!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! [06:01] Lierre     No, you die. [06:02] Jashin     Nope! I don't think so! I can't die yet! [06:05] Jashin     I haven't been to Kushino, Furano,     Obihiro, or Minamishimabara yet! [06:13] Jashin     Ow. [06:14] Pekola     Y-Your tail! [06:18] Pino     Nope. [06:19] Pino     Even in the form of a child,     she's still so powerful. [06:22] Pino     I'm sure I'd end up the same way. [06:26] Pino     Nope. Nope. Nope, nope. [06:29] Pino     Nope, nope, nope, nope, nope,     nope, nope, nope, nope, nope, nope! [06:32] Pino     I can't! [06:38] Jashin     Damn it... [06:40] Lierre     You still want to fight? [06:46] Jashin     I... [06:49] Jashin     ...swear my loyalty to you. [06:53] Jashin     Use me as your right arm! [06:55] Jashin     And Yurine can be your left! [06:57] Yurine     You're a devil. Stop trying to     enslave yourself to Heaven. [07:01] Jashin     If you kill Yurine, all of Jinbocho—     no, the whole world will be yours! [07:02] Lierre     This is bad. Using my power     drained me even more. [07:06] Jashin     Hey! Are you listening, Lierre-san?! [07:12] Lierre     Pekola. [07:13] Lierre     Tell Poporon and Pino that I was here, [07:17] Lierre     and that I look forward     to seeing them again. [07:21] Lierre     Farewell. [07:26] Pekola     My Lord! [07:27] Pekola     What's the matter, my Lord?! [07:29] Yurine     She's not okay at all. [07:31] Jashin     Aw, so Lierre-san's actually a weakling. [07:34] Jashin     What I said before was a lie, Yurine. [07:36] Jashin     You're the only partner for me. [07:39] Pekola     What a silver tongue. [07:41] Yurine     It really is my fault. [07:44] Pekola     Shall I call an ambulance? [07:46] Yurine     Yeah, please do. [07:47] DevilA     The number to call for an ambulance is 119     in Japan, 911 in America, and 999 in the UK. [07:56] DevilA     So in Hell, I guess it would     be 666? Not that I'd know. [08:07] Pino     What in the world was I... [08:11] Pino     I had such a strange dream. [08:13] Pino     Imagine Lierre-sama coming     all the way here on her own... [08:17] Pino     And getting punched out     by Hanazono-san to boot? [08:20] Pino     It's inconceivable. [08:22] SIGN     Low Class [08:22] SIGN     Low Class [08:25] SIGN     Low Class [08:25] SIGN     Low Class [08:25] SIGN     Low Class [08:25] SIGN     Low Class [08:28] Pino     Inconceivable. [08:37] Miku     Poke, poke. Poke, poke. [08:41] SIGN     Teke Teke Yokai Jashin-chan [08:58] Jashin     Being seen in a sailor uniform     is making me blush a little. [09:01] SIGN     Bl [09:01] SIGN     us [09:01] SIGN     Bl [09:01] SIGN     hi [09:01] SIGN     Bl [09:01] SIGN     us [09:01] SIGN     ng [09:01] SIGN     Bl [09:01] SIGN     hi [09:01] SIGN     Ja [09:01] SIGN     us [09:01] Jashin     Blush, blush. Blush, blush. [09:01] SIGN     us [09:01] SIGN     hi [09:01] SIGN     ng [09:01] SIGN     sh [09:01] SIGN     Bl [09:01] SIGN     hi [09:01] SIGN     Ja [09:01] SIGN     in [09:01] SIGN     ng [09:01] SIGN     us [09:01] SIGN     ng [09:02] SIGN     Ja [09:02] SIGN     sh [09:02] SIGN     -ch [09:02] SIGN     Bl [09:02] SIGN     hi [09:02] SIGN     Ja [09:02] SIGN     in [09:02] SIGN     an [09:02] SIGN     sh [09:02] SIGN     us [09:02] SIGN     ng [09:02] SIGN     sh [09:02] SIGN     in [09:02] SIGN     -ch [09:02] SIGN     Bl [09:02] SIGN     hi [09:02] SIGN     Ja [09:02] SIGN     in [09:02] SIGN     an [09:02] SIGN     -ch [09:02] SIGN     us [09:02] SIGN     ng [09:02] SIGN     sh [09:02] SIGN     -ch [09:02] SIGN     an [09:02] SIGN     Bl [09:02] SIGN     hi [09:02] SIGN     Ja [09:02] SIGN     in [09:02] SIGN     an [09:02] SIGN     us [09:02] SIGN     ng [09:02] SIGN     sh [09:02] SIGN     -ch [09:02] SIGN     Bl [09:02] SIGN     hi [09:02] SIGN     Ja [09:02] SIGN     in [09:02] SIGN     an [09:02] SIGN     us [09:02] SIGN     ng [09:02] SIGN     sh [09:02] SIGN     -ch [09:03] SIGN     Bl [09:03] SIGN     hi [09:03] SIGN     Ja [09:03] SIGN     in [09:03] SIGN     an [09:03] SIGN     us [09:03] SIGN     ng [09:03] SIGN     sh [09:03] SIGN     -ch [09:03] SIGN     hi [09:03] SIGN     Ja [09:03] SIGN     Bl [09:03] SIGN     in [09:03] SIGN     an [09:03] SIGN     ng [09:03] SIGN     sh [09:03] SIGN     us [09:03] SIGN     -ch [09:03] SIGN     Ja [09:03] SIGN     in [09:03] SIGN     Bl [09:03] SIGN     hi [09:03] SIGN     an [09:03] SIGN     sh [09:03] SIGN     -ch [09:03] SIGN     us [09:03] SIGN     ng [09:03] SIGN     in [09:03] SIGN     an [09:03] SIGN     hi [09:03] SIGN     Ja [09:03] SIGN     Bl [09:03] SIGN     -ch [09:03] SIGN     ng [09:03] SIGN     sh [09:03] SIGN     us [09:04] SIGN     an [09:04] SIGN     Ja [09:04] SIGN     in [09:04] SIGN     hi [09:04] SIGN     Bl [09:04] SIGN     sh [09:04] SIGN     -ch [09:04] SIGN     ng [09:04] SIGN     us [09:04] SIGN     Ja [09:04] SIGN     in [09:04] SIGN     an [09:04] SIGN     Bl [09:04] SIGN     hi [09:04] SIGN     sh [09:04] SIGN     -ch [09:04] SIGN     us [09:07] Poporon     Thanks for coming out     again today, everyone! [09:10] Katsura     She's so angelic! [09:11] Chiba     Too angelic! [09:12] Ozaki     She's angel food cake! SIGN    Poporon-chan! [09:15] Poporon     See you next time! [09:17] SIGN     Green Room [09:17] SIGN     Amatsuka Noel-sama [09:18] Poporon     What?! Lierre-sama?! [09:20] Poporon     And she's in child form? [09:22] Pekola     That's right. [09:24] Pekola     I was shocked as well. [09:25] Poporon     I see. Lierre-sama's finally come here... [09:29] Poporon     Does Pino know? [09:32] Pekola     I haven't been able to break it to her. [09:34] Pekola     She can be rather unstable, after all. [09:37] Pekola     I need to find a way to tell her     tactfully or it could mentally break her. [09:42] Poporon     That's true. SIGN    This is her green room. [09:46] Jashin     Hey, fallen angel. We came to see you. [09:49] Poporon     Ugh! Meat and Potatoes! [09:50] Pekola     Pino?! SIGN    I invited her to come see you with us. [09:55] Poporon     Jeez, did you have to go and do that? [09:57] Jashin     Pino and I made Basque cheesecakes. [10:00] Jashin     They're a special gift for you. [10:02] Pino     I didn't make them     specially for you or anything. [10:06] Poporon     Yeah, yeah. [10:08] Pekola     These cakes are delicious! [10:11] Pino     Ah, there's that dopey smile!     It soothes my soul! [10:15] Pino     I'm so glad I came! [10:17] Jashin     Oh, yeah. Yurine was worrying about     how Lierre-san was doing after all that. [10:22] Pekola     Um... I mean, uh... [10:24] Pekola     U-Uh, Poporon can give you the details! [10:27] Poporon     Hey! Don't just dump it on me!     Aren't you supposed to be my shield today? [10:32] Pekola     My job has nothing to do with this! [10:35] Jashin     What? You haven't told Pino about Lierre-san? [10:39] Pekola     Um... I was going to,     but I couldn't find the right time... [10:45] Poporon     Huh? She's gone. [10:51] Pino     My Lord did come. [10:52] Pino     I wasn't mistaken. She really is here. [10:55] Pino     She came to finish me off. [11:02] Pino     I'm scared. I don't want to die. [11:14] Pino     It's fine. I just need to carry out my plan. [11:18] Pino     I'm sure Lierre-sama's     guard is down right now. [11:23] Pino     Jashin-chan-san, I'll need     you to act as my sacrifice. [11:23] Jashin     I discovered this crazy     candy recently. It's insane! [11:28] SIGN     Low Class [11:30] Pekola     Look! We match! [11:30] SIGN     Low Class [11:30] SIGN     Low Class [11:32] Poporon     Why do I have to wear this? [11:54] Jashin     You let your guard down, Lierre-san. [11:57] Jashin     In this town, a moment's     carelessness can cost you your life. [12:01] Lierre     You're... [12:02] Jashin     Welcome to the city of books and curry. [12:04] Jashin     I'll sing a requiem to welcome you! [12:12] Jashin     Salmon roe wine. [12:17] Jashin     Somen noodles. [12:21] Jashin     And meat-filled curries are delicious. [12:28] Lierre     What kind of song is that? [12:29] Jashin     Huh? [12:30] Jashin     It's a requiem filled with     love for my hometown. [12:32] SIGN     Requiem [12:32] SIGN     Requiem [12:33] Jashin     I thought it'd be perfect for you,     since you're about to die. [12:38] Lierre     You coward! [12:40] Lierre     Where did you come from, anyway? [12:43] Jashin     Tee-hee! [12:46] Lierre     I should have finished you     when I had the chance. [12:50] Lierre     Die. [12:52] Jashin     S-Sorry! [12:54] Jashin     Y'see, Pino hired me to do it! [12:57] Jashin     Y'see, I borrowed a lot of money from her... [12:59] Lierre     "Y'see"? [13:00] Jashin     She said if I killed you,     she'd call off my debt. [13:04] (Flashback) Pino     Please kill the Lord for me. [13:07] Lierre     That little... [13:08] Jashin     Wow, I really blew it! [13:10] Jashin     I'll just be going now. [13:12] Jashin     Whoopsie, whoopsie... [13:16] Lierre     Honestly. [13:17] Lierre     You would show your back to an enemy? [13:21] Lierre     Didn't you say a moment's     carelessness could cost you your life? [13:24] Yurine     What are you doing out here? [13:28] Lierre     Hanazono Yurine. [13:30] Lierre     And where did you come from, anywa— [13:32] Jashin     Yurine! [13:33] Jashin     Perfect timing! [13:35] Jashin     Lierre-san is being mean to me! Punish her! [13:39] Yurine     Huh? Is that true, Lierre-sama? [13:43] Lierre     Well, it's true I used my deadly     Organized Crime Kick on her... [13:47] SIGN     Organized [13:47] SIGN     Crime [13:48] Lierre     But the way it happened was     such-and-such and so-and-so... [13:51] Yurine     So it was all your fault! [13:54] Yurine     You've been borrowing money     from people other than Medusa! [13:57] Yurine     I swear... I'll have to     warn the custodian later. [14:01] Jashin     Damn... Damn... [14:01] Yurine     I'm sorry Jashin-chan caused so much trouble. [14:04] Yurine     And... [14:06] Yurine     I wanted to make up for what I did      before. Do you have some time? [14:12] DevilA     Veterans will remember this:     the soul food of Jinbocho, Bondy. [14:15] DevilA     The curry's so good, it's unforgettable. [14:18] DevilA     It even comes with a potato! [14:20] DevilA     In English, that's "potato." [14:23] DevilA     Repeat after me. Pota— [14:25] Yurine     So you were just fine after that? [14:27] Lierre     Being punched by a human is nothing to me. [14:30] Jashin     Do people really get taken away     in ambulances over "nothing"? [14:34] Yurine     Don't provoke her. You need to     apologize for what you did, too. [14:39] Jashin     I'm sorry. [14:43] Lierre     She's so close. [14:44] Yurine     Hey. [14:45] Jashin     I apologized. [14:48] Lierre     I can kill her anytime. [14:49] Jashin     This is so good! [14:50] Lierre     But considering she's got     Hanazono Yurine behind her, [14:54] Lierre     I'd rather avoid a fight for now. [14:56] Yurine     What do you think, Lierre-sama?     Isn't the curry here great? [15:00] Lierre     Yes. I didn't know such delicious     curry existed in the human realm. [15:05] Yurine     Glad to hear it. It's on me today, so eat up. [15:09] Lierre     By the way, why do you call me "Lierre-sama"? [15:13] Lierre     I'm not your superior. [15:15] Yurine     So... "Lierre-san"? [15:18] Lierre     Just "Lierre" is fine. [15:21] DevilA     Potato. [15:22] DevilA     No, no, no. Potato. [15:25] Jashin     Thanks for the meal. [15:28] Jashin     I'm so full, I'm getting sleepy. [15:31] Yurine     I swear... [15:32] Lierre     By the way, can I ask one thing? [15:35] Lierre     Tell me about Pekola and the other two.     Are they doing well in this world? [15:39] Yurine     Well... [15:41] Yurine     They get along well with us     and the people of this town. [15:47] Lierre     I see. [15:52] Yurine     Would you like to go see them now? [15:55] Lierre     Huh? [15:58] Pino     I'm done for. It's over. [16:01] DevilA     Where is this? [16:01] Pino     That's Owari. [16:02] SIGN     Owari [16:02] SIGN     Owari [16:02] SIGN     Owari [16:03] DevilA     And this location in France? [16:05] Pino     That's Oiry. [16:05] SIGN     Oiry [16:09] Pino     I wish I could go far away! [16:14] Minos     Do you really need to be that scared? [16:17] Pino     I'm done for. It's over. SIGN    You overreact so much. [16:21] Pino     You can all talk like that because you     don't know how terrifying my Lord is. [16:25] Pino     Her orders are absolute. Now that     I've failed her, all that awaits me is death. [16:29] Pino     She's here! [16:31] Pino     I'll kill her before she can kill me! [16:33] Pino     Amen! [16:38] Jashin     Why? [16:42] Lierre     Hello, Pino. How have you been? [16:49] Pino     I-It's Lierre-sama! [16:52] Minos     Hey, what's going on? [16:53] Pino     I have to run! The window is my only hope! [16:58] Yurine     We're coming in. [16:59] Yurine     Lierre wanted to see you,     so I brought her over. [17:02] Lierre     Thanks for having me. [17:03] Jashin     She's not having me... [17:05] Medusa     Jashin-chan! [17:07] Yurine     You guys are here, too? [17:09] Lierre     This is quite a cute room. [17:11] Pino     I-I'll make some tea. [17:17] Pino     L-Lierre-sama has come at last. SIGN    Nice to meet you! [17:22] Minos     So Pino-chan's boss is a kid, huh? [17:25] Lierre     This is just the form     I'm using here. I'm not a child. [17:29] Pino     If she's come to kill me... [17:32] Pino     I'll kill her first! [17:36] Pino     Lierre-sama. [17:38] Pino     Have some tea and apple pie. [17:43] Pino     You too, Hanazono-san. Before it gets cold. [17:46] Yurine     Thanks. [17:51] Pino     I put a ton of wolfsbane in     Lierre-sama's tea and apple pie. [17:57] Pino     If she consumes enough of it,     even if it doesn't kill her, [18:02] Pino     it should still do a lot of damage. [18:05] Pino     And when she's weak, I'll be able to     kill her, even in my current state. [18:18] Jashin     You guys! Don't just leave an     injured person at your front door! [18:22] Jashin     Seriously, what's happening to this world? [18:22] Medusa     Jashin-chan... [18:25] Jashin     Jeez, I'm thirsty after     getting beat up like that. [18:29] Jashin     I'm gonna have a sip of this. [18:36] Medusa     Jashin-chan?! [18:38] Lierre     Pino, what's the meaning of this? [18:41] Pino     Huh? Whatever do you mean? [18:45] Jashin     I don't know what happened,     but I kinda blacked out there. [18:49] Jashin     Ooh! This apple pie looks tasty! [18:57] Medusa     Jashin-chan! [18:59] Lierre     Hey, devil! Wake up! Are you all right? [19:03] Lierre     Pino, did you poison these things? [19:05] Minos     Poison?! SIGN    What's she talking about? [19:08] Yurine     Why did you do that? [19:11] Pino     To... [19:12] Pino     To kill you before you     could kill me, obviously! [19:15] Pino     I'll shove this wolfsbane     into your mouth whole! [19:18] Minos     Hey, cut it out! SIGN    Calm down! [19:21] Lierre     I only came here to check on you three. [19:24] Pino     Liar! I know you came here to get rid of us! [19:28] Lierre     By the laws of Heaven, it's true that     I've thought about ending you eventually. [19:33] Lierre     But right now, observing this     planet is more important. [19:41] Lierre     Frankly, I couldn't care     less about killing you three. [19:46] Yurine     I think Lierre really did come     here just to check on you. [19:50] Yurine     I mean, if she wanted to kill you,      she'd have done it long ago. [19:55] Jashin     Wow, I blacked out! I flew right out of here! [19:59] Jashin     Speaking of, remember the other day? [20:01] Jashin     You're supposed to be super strong, but     you went flying when Yurine punched you. [20:06] Jashin     You blacked out and had to be carried away. [20:09] Pino     She's right. That was no dream. [20:12] Pino     And that strike really did have     that much force behind it... [20:16] Pino     Which means Hanazono-san might     just be capable of saving me. [20:25] Pino     That's it! Hanazono-san is my savior! [20:29] Pino     Without a doubt, she's my Messiah! [20:33] Pino     Hanazono-san! [20:34] Yurine     Y-Yes? [20:35] Pino     Please continue to be my friend! [20:37] Yurine     S-Sure... [20:42] Pino     Yahoo! [20:43] Jashin     What's with her? [20:45] Yurine     I'm fine with being friends, but... [20:48] Yurine     I don't think it was right to poison Lierre     without even hearing what she had to say. [20:54] Jashin     Well, you never listen to what I have to— [20:56] Yurine     Shut up. [21:01] Medusa     Jashin-chan! [21:03] Pino     Hanazono-san reprimanded me. [21:07] Pino     Hanazono-san hates me now. [21:14] Pino     I'm done for! I have no choice     but to take all these pills and die! [21:18] Yurine     Don't talk about dying when     you're so afraid of death. [21:22] Lierre     Even back in Heaven, she was always quick     to start wailing about wanting to die. [21:27] Yurine     She's kind of a pain in the neck, huh? [21:29] Minos     More than "kind of." SIGN    She's a huge pain. [21:32] Pino     Hanazono-san, you jerk! [21:35] Medusa     Jashin-chan! [23:10] Poporon     Ta-da! [23:11] Poporon     It's everyone's holy idol, Poporon-chan! [23:15] Poporon     A girl at the orphanage gave     me this weird whistle today. [23:19] Poporon     What in the world?     This whistle is so interesting! [23:22] Poporon     When I blow it, it stretches out. [23:25] Poporon     Humans are so simple,     being amused by things like this. [23:30] Poporon     Next time on Dropkick on My Devil!! X,     episode 3: "The Deadly Party Whistle." [23:35] Poporon     I know! I'll blow this     whistle at Pekola-sama later! E3 - The Deadly Party Whistle Source: Crunchyroll Translator: Editor: Timer: QC: (Please feel free to edit the speaker names if incomplete or inaccurate. Names are handled on a best-effort basis depending on the info on the source file. Dialogue is left as is.) SIGN    Lake Shikotsu 777 SIGN    Lake Shikotsu SIGN    Lake Shikotsu SIGN    Exploring Chitose     in search of the Chippu SIGN    Exploring Chitose     in search of the Chippu SIGN    Exploring Chitose     in search of the Chippu SIGN    Exploring Chitose     in search of the Chippu SIGN    This program originally aired on June 22, 2020 [00:00] Reporter     Today, we're visiting Lake Shikotsu     in Chitose City, Hokkaido! SIGN    Exploring Chitose     in search of the Chippu SIGN    Exploring Chitose     in search of the Chippu SIGN    Exploring Chitose     in search of the Chippu SIGN    Exploring Chitose     in search of the Chippu SIGN    Exploring Chitose     in search of the Chippu SIGN    Exploring Chitose     in search of the Chippu SIGN    Exploring Chitose     in search of the Chippu SIGN    Exploring Chitose     in search of the Chippu [00:05] Na     Exploring Chitose in Search of the Chippu! [00:08] Na     We're hungrily exploring Chitose,     Hokkaido's gateway to Heaven, [00:10] Jashin     That's Lierre-sama. [00:12] Na     in search of the ultra-rare     Lake Shikotsu chippu. [00:12] Yurine     Indeed. [00:13] Jashin     But we first met her just the other day... [00:16] Yurine     Indeed. [00:16] Na     The Kiusu Earthwork Burial Circles     are a designated World Heritage Site. [00:19] Jashin     What's going on here? [00:20] Minos     Yukizuru is so good. [00:20] Na     Lake Shikotsu is Japan's     northernmost ice-free lake, [00:22] Medusa     Oh, actually, that one's a Fresh Moon. [00:23] Na     ranking second in Japan in     clarity, volume of water, and size. [00:27] Medusa     This one's the Yukizuru from Chitose. [00:28] Na     Many noteworthy things     can be found in Chitose, [00:29] Yurine     It was a nice place. I hope     we can all go there again. [00:30] Na     including Yukizuru,     a bouchée closely resembling [00:33] Medusa     Me, too! [00:33] Na     the Fresh Moon we all know and love. [00:36] Na     Today, we're giving you a peek at Chitose,     as well as Jashin-chan's embezzling [00:37] Jashin     Y-You all have memories of going to Chitose? [00:42] Na     of Japan's first-ever     hometown tax and other evil deeds. [00:43] Jashin     H-How is there a timeline that      everyone apart from me has seen? [02:24] Origin     I've called you all here     today for one reason. SIGN    m 0 0 l 100 0 100 100 0 100 SIGN    Commander [02:27] Origin     It seems someone in this group is of     the opinion that I can't beat Yurine. [02:32] Commander     What?! [02:34] Commander     Such thinking is nothing short     of a betrayal of our Origin! [02:38] Fighter     I'm a fighter. You won't catch me     having backward thoughts like that. [02:42] Justice     Nor me! My motto is "fair and square"! [02:45] Commander     Hm? Who are you? [02:48] Justice     I'm Justice. [02:49] Justice     I already appeared in     Volume 13 of the original story. [02:53] Origin     I have a righteous spirit myself. [02:56] Commander     But the anime viewers wouldn't know that... SIGN    m 0 0 l 100 0 100 100 0 100 SIGN    Commander [03:00] Commander     Anyway, more importantly... [03:02] Commander     Who is the traitor?! [03:03] Commander     Is it you, Genius? [03:05] Commander     Or maybe it's you, Fighter?! [03:07] Origin     Commander, you're spitting. [03:08] Genius     What's wrong, Commander? [03:10] Genius     You're the one getting all     worked up. Maybe it's you. [03:13] Commander     What did you say, Genius?! [03:15] Commander     Wait... Is that SJ behind you? [03:18] Genius     Honestly, can't you tell just by looking? [03:21] Genius     Here. [03:22] Commander     You're alive? You were supposed to have died. [03:27] Commander     Wait, no. That's not... [03:29] Commander     That's not the point! [03:31] Commander     What's the point of a remote meeting?! [03:35] Genius     We've been sitting next to each other     all along. You're only surprised now? [03:39] Fighter     I couldn't figure out why we     were having a remote meeting. [03:43] Origin     Well, this is a socially aware anime. [03:45] Justice     Meetings in close quarters are not good! [03:47] Commander     Adding you makes those     quarters even closer... [03:53] ESP     You're naïve if you think sleeping will free     you of suspicion that you're the traitor, SJ. [03:59] SJ     Wait, not this again! [04:01] ESP     I will peer directly into     your thoughts myself. [04:04] SJ     You can even read thoughts     through the internet?! [04:07] Commander     This is bad, SJ! The story has     already fallen one turn behind! [04:15] SJ     S-S-Stop... [04:21] ESP     Hmm. Looks like it's not SJ. [04:26] ESP     Die. SIGN    Guarding     (kind of) [04:33] Fighter     Killing her when she's not     the traitor is madness. [04:37] Commander     Maybe you're the one we should suspect, ESP. [04:40] ESP     What? [04:41] Commander     You can read others' thoughts,     but we can't read yours. [04:48] Justice     That's playing dirty, ESP! [04:49] Justice     I'll bring the iron hammer     of justice down on you! [04:52] Origin     Don't do that, Justice. [04:55] Origin     I never wanted us to     start fighting each other. [04:58] Origin     But as long as I believe I won't be able to beat     Yurine, I really won't be able to. SIGN    Justice [05:03] Origin     I just wanted to unite us in spirit. SIGN    Justice SIGN    Justice SIGN    Justice [05:07] Justice     Everyone, Origin is saying     she wants us united in spirit. [05:12] Justice     If any of us has doubts,     we should simply tell Origin so. [05:17] Genius     I agree. [05:19] Commander     What shall we do, then? [05:20] Origin     Making one of us speak out in     front of everyone would be mean. [05:24] Origin     Everyone, close your eyes     and put your heads down. [05:30] Origin     If you think I can't beat Yurine... [05:34] Origin     Raise your hand! [05:41] Origin     I get it now. [05:43] Origin     I guess I really can't beat Yurine. [05:46] Justice     Who was it? [05:47] Fighter     Who could it have been? [05:52] Commander     By the way, what are all these? [05:54] Origin     I-It's Jashin-chan...     but there are one... two... three! [05:59] Origin     Three Jashin-chans! [06:01] All     Three Jashin-chans?! [06:06] ESP     This is bad. Someone is trying     to interfere with our meeting. [06:10] Commander     What?! [06:12] ESP     They're coming in through the door. SIGN    Wait, is that Tomoko?! [06:30] Yurine     And just what are you three doing? [06:33] Jashin     I-Impossible! How is Yurine     at a meeting in my head?! SIGN    Hanazono Yurine! SIGN    She's more dangerous than Tomoko!! SIGN    This isn't forced desiccation... SIGN    It's forced bleeding! [06:56] Justice     P-Protect Origin! [07:07] Origin     All of you! Protect me from Yurine! [07:13] Jashin     Huh? What's wrong, you guys? [07:16] Commander     Oh, well, it's just... [07:18] Genius     I don't think I can. [07:19] Fighter     Why don't you take care of this yourself? [07:21] ESP     It has nothing to do with me. [07:23] Yurine     Come on, we're going home. [07:26] Yurine     Honestly, holding a     silly meeting like this... [07:26] Jashin     H-Help me! [07:28] Come     I'm sorry. We can't beat her. [07:31] Jashin     You guys! Help me— [07:38] Yurine     Hey. [07:40] Yurine     Are you listening to me? [07:42] Yurine     I was saying that you cause trouble for the     convenience store clerk when you ask him SIGN    Heat     this up,     please SIGN    Regular     salad [07:48] Yurine     to heat up your salad every time. [07:51] Jashin     I... like my vegetables warm... [07:53] Yurine     Those aren't vegetables you warm up! [07:55] Yurine     I swear, you always do dumb things like this. [07:56] Jashin     I get it. [07:58] Jashin     Their doubts are a manifestation     of my lack of faith in myself. [08:04] Jashin     Was SJ the last little bit     of goodness left in me? [08:10] Jashin     Well, of course there's no way I can win! [08:13] Jashin     How can I, if I don't have faith in myself?! [08:16] Jashin     I can beat Yurine! [08:20] Jashin     Shut up. [08:23] Jashin     Shut up! [08:25] Jashin     I've been saving my Ultra Jashin-chan     Mk.III FM Radio Sound Style for you! [08:31] Yurine     When was the Mk.II? [08:33] Jashin     Here's a dropkick from the me who believes     in myself and has found an unwavering heart! [08:37] Jashin     Die, Yurine! [08:54] Jashin     It's not just in my head...     It's in reality, too... [09:01] Yurine     I bought this at a festival. [09:04] Yurine     Here, you can try blowing it, too. [09:07] Jashin     Like hell I can! [09:09] Yurine     Go on. Go on. [09:09] Jashin     Even when I believed in myself,     I still couldn't do it! [09:22] Yurine     What is it? [09:24] Yurine     Oh? [09:25] Yurine     I didn't know there was a Jizo statue here. [09:28] Jashin     A mandarin. [09:31] Jashin     I'm gonna eat it. [09:32] Yurine     Wha— [09:34] Yurine     How could you do that to an offering? [09:36] Jashin     Well, rocks don't eat mandarins. [09:39] Jashin     If I eat it, it won't go to waste. [09:42] Yurine     Don't blame me if karma     sticks it to you later. [09:45] Jashin     I'm a devil! Karma can't do anything to me! [09:51] Yurine     That's enough. [09:53] Jashin     I give! I give already! [10:00] DevilA     Bentora, bentora, space people... [10:09] Jashin     Something feels heavy... [10:11] Jashin     What is that? [10:13] Jashin     You're the thing we saw today! [10:15] Jizo     I've come to punish you for stealing     my offering. Let us go elsewhere. [10:22] Jashin     Ow. [10:24] Jizo     Now, let's visit death upon you. [10:26] Jashin     No one kills people over a little offering! [10:29] Jizo     Quiet. Die. [10:32] Jashin     Ouch. [10:35] Jashin     Th-That's the stick I use to play the      taiko drum game at the arcade! [10:41] Jizo     Karma truly is sticking it to you. [10:43] Jashin     Heh. I get it. [10:45] Jizo     Jizo Attack Number 2! [10:47] Jizo     Death by a stick through the head,     from your left ear to your right! [10:50] Jashin     Watch it! [10:52] Jashin     For a Jizo, you don't have     a shred of compassion! [10:55] Jashin     And you call yourself a Jizo?! [10:57] Jizo     There is no compassion for a devil! [10:59] Jizo     Die! For real! [11:02] Jashin     I won't let him kill me! [11:04] Jashin     My killer move can shatter diamonds! [11:07] Jashin     Royal Copenhagen! [11:13] Jashin     My fist! [11:18] Jashin     I still have my left hand! [11:20] Jizo     You're still not giving up? [11:22] Jashin     Left Hand Copenhagen! [11:27] Jashin     Not the left one, too! [11:32] Jashin     Just kill me. I admit defeat. [11:35] Jizo     I won't kill you. [11:37] Jizo     Because I am a Jizo. [11:39] Jashin     After all those times you told me to die? [11:43] Jashin     I'm sorry, okay, Jizo? [11:45] Jashin     I mean, "Jizo-sama." [11:47] Jashin     I'll bring a new mandarin     tomorrow to replace the one I ate. [11:58] Jizo     That wasn't a mandarin. It was an orange. [12:02] Jashin     Huh? [12:05] DevilA     A UFO! [12:07] DevilA     Wait, now that I've seen it,     it's not "unidentified" anymore, is it? SIGN    The Next Morning [12:16] Jashin     The Jizo's not here. [12:18] Jashin     I'm sure this is where it was. [12:22] Jashin     Maybe he went back to Heaven after that. SIGN    Yakitori [12:29] Mei     I've had a run of bad luck lately. [12:33] Mei     I tripped and spilled my drink. [12:35] Mei     The restroom door didn't lock. [12:35] MobB     I'm sorry! [12:37] Mei     My skirt got stuck in my underwear. [12:40] Mei     Is it possible I've been cursed? [12:48] Mei     Maybe I should put something in     my room that'll ward off misfortune. [12:53] Mei     Like a talisman. Some kind of talisman. [12:58] Mei     I guess it's not that easy to just find one. [13:08] Pekola     Laundromats these days add     everything automatically, huh? SIGN    Wash and Dry SIGN    Wash     Only SIGN    No fabric softener needed SIGN    Detergent and     fabric softener     will be added     automatically SIGN    Wash SIGN    Minutes [13:13] Pekola     I didn't need the detergent. [13:17] Pekola     I'll take this opportunity to     write down my shopping list. SIGN    Bread Crusts (get free) SIGN    Facial Lotion [13:23] Pekola     This syringe-shaped pen is so cool! [13:26] Pekola     I'm so glad I bought it. [13:28] Mei     There's one! [13:30] Mei     I found one already! [13:32] Mei     Those goggling eyes! [13:34] Mei     That skinny body! [13:35] Mei     And that pale skin! [13:37] Mei     You're so creepy, you'll be     perfect to ward off misfortune! [13:40] Pekola     How rude. [13:43] Mei     White powder? [13:45] Mei     A syringe? [13:47] Mei     And now I can see the bags under her eyes... [13:50] Mei     You poor thing. You must have felt cornered. [13:53] Pekola     Well, I get cornered just about every day... [13:57] Mei     I knew it. [13:58] Mei     Still, you may be a friend of Orochimaru,      but I can't overlook this! [14:03] Pekola     What are you talking about? [14:04] Mei     Don't think you can play dumb! [14:06] Mei     You're coming with me! SIGN    Yen SIGN    Minutes [14:07] Pekola     Huh?! [14:09] Pekola     W-Wait... What do you think you're... SIGN    White     Powder? [14:13] Pekola     Wait, has she... SIGN    Syringe? [14:15] Pekola     Y-You've got the wrong idea! [14:16] Pekola     These are just packets     of detergent and a pen— [14:19] Mei     I'll listen to your excuses     back at my apartment. [14:21] Pekola     Huh? Your apartment? [14:24] Mei     You're going to live there as a talisman     to ward off misfortune, Pekola-chan! [14:28] Pekola     Huh? What do you mean? [14:31] Mei     It's the one thing that'll purify you      after the grave crime you've committed. [14:35] Pekola     I don't understand what you're      saying! I don't want to do that! [14:39] Mei     But I've already handcuffed you     to make sure you can't get away! [14:43] Pekola     When did that happen? [14:44] Mei     Come now. Let's go. [14:46] Tanahashi     Part-timer! [14:47] Pekola     Oh! Nice timing! [14:49] Pekola     I have to go to work now,     so I can't ward off misfortune for you. [14:54] Pekola     Isn't that right? [14:55] Tanahashi     Part-timer... [14:56] Tanahashi     Don't worry about work.     Go be a talisman, part-timer. [15:01] Pekola     What?! [15:02] Tanahashi     Later, part-timer. Do a good job, part-timer. [15:03] Pekola     Now I'm stuck with her... [15:09] Mei     But I don't think this will be enough. [15:12] Mei     A talisman... A lucky item... SIGN    DAI SIGN    Kanda [15:18] Mei     A p-panda?! [15:20] Mei     You're so cute! [15:24] Mei     A cute thing like you     is likely to be abducted! [15:27] Ran     Wh-Who is this lady?! [15:29] Mei     Okay! I'll take you in! [15:32] Mei     Come along with me, Monochrome! [15:34] Ran     Kyon-Kyon, where are you?!     Help me, Kyon-Kyon! [15:40] Mei     But this still isn't enough. [15:43] Miku     Green onion, green onion, la la la! [15:45] Mei     Onion Miku! [15:49] Mei     Okay, let's go! SIGN    Pudding [15:53] Yusa     Our smooth pudding is     made with cockatrice eggs. SIGN    Pudding SIGN    Smooth SIGN    Pu SIGN    dd SIGN    ing [15:56] Yusa     Care to try some? [15:57] Mei     I'll take one! SIGN    Pudding SIGN    Pudding [16:01] Yusa     Thank you very much! [16:03] Mei     No, thank you! [16:06] Yusa     Um... [16:07] Yusa     Huh? [16:13] Pekola     Why is this happening? [16:16] Pekola     That aside... [16:17] Pekola     She's really gathered up      all kinds of things, huh? [16:20] Mei     Isn't it great? It's my prized collection. [16:26] Pekola     A Jizo statue?! Karma     will stick it to you for that! [16:30] Mei     Isn't its forehead absolutely adorable? [16:33] Mei     It was heavy, but so worth bringing home! [16:36] Mei     Right, Ishiwatari Shosuke? [16:39] Mei     I'm so happy to be part     of your family, Mei-chan. [16:43] Pekola     You seem awfully scared. Did you have      some kind of traumatic experience? [16:53] Pekola     I see. SIGN    Midorikawa     Family     Grave SIGN    Midorikawa     Family     Grave SIGN    Midorikawa     Family     Grave SIGN    Midorikawa     Family     Grave SIGN    Midorikawa     Family     Grave SIGN    Midorikawa     Family     Grave SIGN    Midorikawa     Family     Grave [16:56] Pekola     That's a gravestone! [16:58] Mei     Yep! I took it because     it has such a cute shape. [17:01] Pekola     Karma's definitely coming for you! [17:04] Pekola     Don't you think the Jizo statue and this     gravestone might be causing your bad luck? [17:08] Mei     Oh, so that's why? [17:10] Jizo     Karma's sticking it to you. [17:12] Pekola     That obviously has to be it! [17:17] Pekola     That sound... It's like a ghost     might appear at any moment! [17:25] Ghost     Ghost. [17:27] Mei     You're so cute! [17:29] Mei     Starting today, your name is Galactica! SIGN    Slip [17:33] Ghost     Are you able to keep up with all this? [17:36] Pekola     No one can keep up with this lady. [17:39] Mei     But... it's still not enough. [17:42] Mei     Orochimaru... Without Orochimaru... [17:46] Mei     It's just no use at all! [17:49] Mei     I'm stepping out for a bit! [17:56] Jashin     Yurine sent me away without hesitation... [18:02] Jashin     Oh, this is where you ended up? [18:05] Jashin     You should've gone back     to Heaven. This is Hell. [18:08] Mei     So cute! [18:10] Mei     You're so ugly, you're adorable! [18:13] Jashin     She clearly doesn't like that. [18:15] Mei     I like it just fine, actually. [18:18] Mei     Rub, rub! So smooth! [18:22] Mei     I love it! I don't even care     about bad luck anymore! [18:28] Yusa     Give me back my sister! [18:30] Kyon     Onee-chan! [18:31] Tanahashi     Part-timer! [18:33] Old     So this is where you've been. [18:36] Jashin     Y-You guys! [18:37] Pekola     And an old couple I don't know! SIGN    Hell [18:42] Yusa     Everything's okay now. [18:44] Ran     H-Help me, Kyon-Kyon! [18:46] Ran     Give me candy, quick! [18:50] Kyon     Right! [18:57] Mei     Now you're not cute anymore. [18:59] Mei     I don't want you! [19:04] Ghosts     Oh, it's the grandkids. [19:06] Tanahashi     Hey, part-timer! [19:08] Tanahashi     Time for your next job. [19:10] Pekola     I'm going to my next job, am I? [19:10] Tanahashi     Hurry it up, part-timer. [19:13] Pekola     S-So long. [19:16] Man     Well, shall we go home, dear? [19:19] Woman     I suppose so. [19:20] Woman     Huh? [19:21] Woman     Isn't this the Jizo statue from that street? [19:25] Man     Goodness! It must be fate     that we found it here. [19:29] Man     We'll take it back home. [19:32] Woman     We do beg your pardon. [19:34] Mei     Oh, not at all. [19:36] Woman     What a tasty-looking mandarin. [19:38] Ghost     Hey, wait! [19:38] Man     Dear, that's an orange. [19:44] Miku     What a powerful grandma and grandpa! [19:47] Jashin     He can tell the difference     between a mandarin and an orange? [19:51] Mei     They all left. [19:54] Mei     But that's fine! [19:55] Mei     Galactica and Shosuke were probably     causing my bad luck, and they left, too! [19:59] Mei     I don't even need a talisman anymore! [20:02] Mei     And besides... [20:04] Mei     I've got Orochimaru! [20:06] Jashin     Wh-Why isn't anyone coming to take me home?! [20:12] Jashin     Could that be Yurine?! [20:27] Staff     Do you know where my Miku is? SIGN    Crypton Staff [20:31] Miku     Here! [20:33] Staff     Oh, thank goodness!     I looked everywhere for you. [20:36] Miku     Sorry, Manager. [20:39] Staff     Well, I'll be taking her back now. [20:41] Miku     Bye-bye! [20:50] Jashin     Why? Why won't Yurine come for me? SIGN    Yakitori SIGN    Hell SIGN    For SIGN    Maharaurava [20:56] Mei     There's no need to cry, Orochimaru. [20:59] Mei     I'll be with you forever and ever. [21:05] Jashin     Maybe Yurine won't come,     but I know Medusa will! [21:10] Jashin     Right, ATM?! [21:13] Jashin     A-T-M! SIGN    She would never abandon a true amigo! SIGN    Abandon SIGN    a True SIGN    aMigo [21:21] Yurine     Eat all you like. [21:23] Three     Let's eat! SIGN    A lightly deep-fried tempura mountain! SIGN    A SIGN    lightly     deep-fried SIGN    Tempura SIGN    Mountain [21:31] Minos     Hey, where's Jashin-chan? [21:33] Yurine     No idea. [21:35] Jashin     A-T-M! [21:35] Mei     Shining love! SIGN    Curry, Fresh Moon, Daimaru-yaki... SIGN    Jinbocho has so many delicious foods. SIGN    It might be nice to buy a book from a used bookstore SIGN    and relax with it in a retro café. SIGN    I don't really understand difficult books, though. SIGN    Next time on Dropkick     on My Devil!! X, episode 4: SIGN    "How to Have a Wicked Time in Jinbocho." SIGN    Of course, the only wicked thing in Jinbocho is Jashin-chan. E4 - How to Have a Wicked Time in Jinbocho Source: Crunchyroll Translator: Editor: Timer: QC: (Please feel free to edit the speaker names if incomplete or inaccurate. Names are handled on a best-effort basis depending on the info on the source file. Dialogue is left as is.) [01:33] Pino     This is a surprise. [01:35] Pino     I never expected you to help me clean. [01:38] Jashin     It's not that I'm helping you or anything. [01:42] Jashin     I just got to thinking...     It really is fall now. [01:50] Jashin     There! That should be more than enough. [01:53] Jashin     You can call it a day now. Thanks! [01:56] Pino     Suspicious... Is she plotting something evil? [02:16] Jashin     Burn! Burn! [02:18] Jashin     Tonight's dinner is Yurine     roasted over fallen leaves! [02:24] Pino     Fires in the building     are strictly prohibited. [02:27] Jashin     Huh? [02:36] Jashin     You don't toast marshmallows. They aren't     "toasted." They allow themselves to toast. [02:41] Jashin     Let us accept the power      of Marshmallow-sama. SIGN    Ja SIGN    Ja SIGN    Ja SIGN    Ja SIGN    Ja SIGN    Ja SIGN    Ja SIGN    Ja SIGN    Ja SIGN    Ja SIGN    Ja SIGN    Ja SIGN    Ja [02:52] Jashin     Piping hot cocoa and toasted     marshmallows. Nothing beats it! [03:00] Jashin     What is it, Beth? You want some, too? [03:06] Jashin     Scared of fire, are you? [03:08] Jashin     Beast of Hell or not,     I guess a beast's still a beast. [03:13] Jashin     I have no fear of fire. [03:15] Jashin     I will trample right over these flames. [03:17] Jashin     How's this? Amazing, right? [03:19] Jashin     A strong devil like me doesn't     even feel the heat from the flames! SIGN    ° Don't try this at home [03:25] Jashin     Hey! My tail and hair are on fire! [03:27] Jashin     Hot! Hot! Hot! Hot! Hot! [03:34] Jashin     That was a close call. SIGN    Beth [03:48] Jashin     Wait, wait, wait! This is bad! [03:50] Jashin     It's burning! It's burning! [03:52] Jashin     Water! Water! [04:05] Jashin     Wait! This is not the time to be spacing out! [04:07] Jashin     Quick! Quick! Gotta put it out quick! SIGN    Flop [04:15] Jashin     H-How could this happen? SIGN    Ja SIGN    Ja SIGN    Ja SIGN    Ja [04:21] Jashin     Can I put it out with hot cocoa? SIGN    Ja SIGN    Ja SIGN    Ja [04:23] Jashin     Nope. [04:24] Jashin     There's a sweet smell     coming from it now, though! [04:27] Jashin     What am I supposed to do?! SIGN    Beth [04:29] Jashin     Please, just go out! I'm begging you! SIGN    Beth [04:33] Jashin     It's no use. The fire's     just going to get bigger. [04:36] Jashin     Sorry, Pino... [04:38] Jashin     It's probably going to burn down. [04:41] Jashin     It's all over! [04:44] Yusa     Oh, my. [04:46] Jashin     Yusa! Koji! [04:48] DevilA     You called? [04:49] Jashin     Perfect timing! [04:51] Jashin     I need your help because reasons! [04:55] Yusa     For goodness' sake... [04:56] Yusa     I suppose I must. SIGN    Beth SIGN    Beth SIGN    Beth [05:11] Jashin     You saved my skin! [05:17] Yusa     "If we hadn't come to visit, she would     have been in big trouble," she says. [05:24] Jashin     Yeah, you're right about that. SIGN    Beth [05:27] Jashin     I owe you one. [05:29] Jashin     Don't tell Yurine about this, okay? [05:32] Jashin     She'd be furious. [05:34] Jashin     Okay? SIGN    Grovel [05:43] Jashin     A simple task. [05:56] Jashin     How's that? Too hard? Too soft? [05:59] Jashin     Oh! Are you thirsty? Here you go! [06:02] Yurine     They're awfully buddy-buddy today. SIGN    DAI SIGN    Kanda SIGN    DAI SIGN    Kanda SIGN    DAI SIGN    Kanda SIGN    DAI SIGN    Kanda SIGN    Daimaru-yaki Tea Shop SIGN    Daimaru-yaki Tea Shop SIGN    Daimaru-yaki Tea Shop SIGN    DAI SIGN    Kanda SIGN    DAI SIGN    Kanda SIGN    DAI SIGN    Kanda [06:13] Guy     Our Daimaru-yaki are great when fresh, [06:16] Guy     but they keep, so it'll still be good      even if you let it rest for a week. [06:20] Kyon     Rest for a week? SIGN    One Week Later [06:37] KyonRan     Hao chi! [06:43] Jashin     Koji worked me like a slave     last time, and it was humiliating! [06:47] Jashin     And it's all because Yurine is     way too scary when she's mad! [06:51] Jashin     Huh? Where am I, anyway? [06:55] Jashin     I was so irritated, I just kept     walking without paying attention. [07:11] Yurine     Huh? [07:14] Yurine     What is this thing? [07:17] Yurine     A statue of Jashin-chan? [07:20] Yurine     Who'd make something so tasteless? [07:24] Yurine     It sure is well-made, though. [07:27] Yurine     Looks just like her. [07:35] Jashin     She really didn't notice! [07:37] Jashin     This may look like a statue,     but it's actually me! [07:41] Jashin     I'll get her to let her guard down,     and when I spy an opening, [07:44] Jashin     I'll use the gun hidden in     my belly pocket to shoot her! [07:48] (Flashback) Jashin     If you'll lend me your gun, I'll stay     in your collection for three days! [07:53] (Flashback) Mei     Deal! Here you go! [07:54] Jashin     I don't want to be part of Mei's collection,     but it's a small sacrifice for a great payoff. [07:59] Jashin     I'll finish her off with this gun. [08:02] Yurine     Oh, I forgot to buy that book. [08:06] Jashin     Huh? You're going out? [08:14] Jashin     It won't be easy to wait here     in this pose the whole time. [08:19] Jashin     I guess I'll move around a little. [08:23] Yurine     That book doesn't go on sale until next week. [08:26] Yurine     Glad I remembered before     I went to the bookstore. [08:29] Jashin     Did she do that on purpose?     No, surely not. This disguise is perfect! [08:36] Yurine     Has its pose changed since I stepped out? [08:40] Yurine     Maybe it's my imagination. [08:48] Yurine     Tape Sphector. [08:52] Jashin     That's the name I've always found the     funniest in the whole human realm. [08:57] DevilA     A band from Kansai with     foreign ties: Eeyarosmith. [09:03] Yurine     I feel like it just laughed. [09:05] DevilA     What's a TV announcer's     least favorite town? Kanda. [09:11] Jashin     It's no use! I can't hold it in! [09:16] Jashin     Oh, it hurts! [09:24] Jashin     Forget this! [09:25] Jashin     I don't care if she knows! [09:27] Jashin     I'm gonna kill her with this gun! [09:29] Jashin     Dinner tonight is Yurine honeycomb stew! [09:35] Jashin     Huh? [09:37] Jashin     What? Huh? Huh? [09:43] Yurine     I saw through all of it. [09:45] Jashin     What do you mean?! [09:46] Yurine     I thought you might try this, so I bought      Mei-san off before you got to her. [09:51] Yurine     I told her to just give     you some random thing [09:55] Yurine     in exchange for having her     way with you for a week. [09:59] Jashin     What?! [10:01] Jashin     Just what the heck are you? [10:03] Jashin     A psychic? Are you Mami?! [10:06] Jashin     I can't beat you! No matter     what I do, I can't beat you! [10:10] Yurine     Anyway, it's not like a police officer     would just give someone their gun. [10:15] Mei     Orochimaru! [10:17] Mei     You didn't come over, so I came to get you! [10:21] Mei     Well, I'll be taking her now,     as we agreed, Yurine-chan. [10:24] Yurine     Go right ahead. [10:27] Jashin     Wait... No! [10:29] Mei     Be good now. You'll be having     so much fun soon enough! [10:31] Jashin     Let go of me! [10:38] Kyon     An eye for an eye, and a haniwa for a... [10:41] Kyon     ...hao! [10:44] Jashin     Having to be in Mei's collection     for a week was humiliating! [10:49] Jashin     But being freed from housework gave me      time to make some progress in my game. [10:54] Jashin     I'll kill the final boss in no time! [10:57] Jashin     I'm home! [10:59] Yurine     Welcome back. [11:01] Yurine     That sure went quick. [11:03] Jashin     It did not! I was gone for a whole week! [11:07] Yurine     Well, enough about that.     Come rub my shoulders. [11:15] Yurine     Don't spend all your time playing games. [11:17] Jashin     I was in the middle of     fighting the final boss! [11:20] Yurine     I only put it in sleep mode. [11:23] Jashin     I was about to beat it, too... [11:28] Jashin     Oh, fine. [11:30] Jashin     I swear... Yurine's so selfish... [11:33] Yurine     Harder. [11:35] Jashin     Yeah, yeah. [11:37] Jashin     Wait a minute... [11:39] Jashin     I'm behind Yurine right now! [11:42] Jashin     That means I could land an     attack on her at any time! [11:47] Jashin     All right. Time to try out     my new deadly move. [11:50] Jashin     Turning your back on me     was a mistake, Yurine. [11:55] Jashin     Die! [11:56] Jashin     Chop! [11:58] Jashin     Jashin-chan Chop!     Jashin-chan Chop! Jashin-chan Chop! [12:00] Jashin     Jashin-chan Spinal Cord Punch!     Jashin-chan Spinal Cord Punch! [12:02] Jashin     Jashin-chan Spinal Cord Punch! [12:04] Jashin     Drop dead, Yurine! [12:05] Jashin     Tonight's dinner is minced Yurine! [12:08] Jashin     Divine punishment! [12:11] Yurine     That's perfect. [12:13] Jashin     What?! [12:14] Jashin     My Chop and even my     Spinal Cord Punch did nothing?! [12:18] Jashin     Or more like they did something*,     just the wrong thing! [12:21] Jashin     Impossible! [12:23] Yurine     Jashin-chan, this is how you do a chop. [12:29] Yurine     Yurine Chop! [12:33] Jashin     B-Both sides of my collarbone are broken... [12:37] Yurine     You're so brittle. Are you     getting enough calcium? [12:41] Jashin     Do you have steel beams     in your hands or something? [12:46] Jashin     It'll take at least half a day for     my broken collarbone to heal. [12:49] Yurine     It'll heal in half a day, though? [12:51] Jashin     I heal faster than a human,     but I feel pain just the same! [12:55] Yurine     That's too bad. I guess you      can't play your game now. [12:58] Jashin     Forget the game. I can't     prepare dinner, either. [13:01] Yurine     Aw, come on. Will yourself to heal      faster and get dinner ready. [13:06] Yurine     I don't like it when dinner's late. [13:09] Jashin     It's times like this when     you should make it yourself! [13:11] Yurine     First things first... [13:13] Yurine     I'll finish this game and     watch the ending for you. [13:16] Jashin     Stop! Please don't! SIGN    Kissho     Bunsendo SIGN    Kissho     Bunsendo SIGN    Kissho     Bunsendo SIGN    Kissho     Bunsendo SIGN    Kissho     Bunsendo SIGN    Kissho     Bunsendo SIGN    Pack     of 10 SIGN    yen SIGN    Fresh Moon/Roman SIGN    Pack     of 12 SIGN    yen SIGN    Fresh Moon/Roman [13:22] Kyon     Fresh Moon... [13:24] Kyon     Moon? [13:25] Kyon     Mooncakes? [13:32] KyonRan     Hao chi! [13:36] Jashin     I didn't get to see the ending! [13:39] Jashin     That's the saddest part of all this! [13:41] Jashin     At this point, I'll do whatever I have     to do to put Yurine in her place! [13:48] Guy     All right... Okay, over here. SIGN    That's a big hole. [13:52] Minos     It's dangerous. Be careful not to fall in. [13:55] Guy     Over here, over here! [13:56] Jashin     A hole? [13:56] Guy     No, not over there! [13:57] Jashin     A hole. [13:58] Guy     Oh, thank you! [13:59] Jashin     A hole, huh? [14:00] Guy     Over here, over here! [14:03] Pekola     I'm exhausted. [14:05] Pekola     Man, night shifts are rough... [14:10] Pekola     What could that be? [14:12] Pekola     What? There's a huge     hole in front of my house. [14:17] Pekola     What in the world... [14:20] Pekola     It's you! What are you doing down there? [14:24] Jashin     Can't you tell? I'm digging a pitfall. [14:28] Pekola     Why are you doing that?     And you're digging it so deep... [14:33] Pekola     But... how are you going to get out of there? [14:41] Jashin     I didn't think about that. [14:44] Jashin     Help me, Pekola! [14:46] Pekola     I would rather not help a devil,     but I suppose I have no choice. [14:53] Jashin     Your whip saved me! [14:56] Pekola     I don't carry a whip around     with me all the time, you know. [14:59] Jashin     Good thing I decided to     dig in front of your house. [15:02] Pekola     And just why were you digging a pitfall? [15:05] Jashin     Well, you see... [15:08] Jashin     I'm gonna drop Yurine into it and kill her! [15:11] Pekola     What?! [15:13] Jashin     Yurine! There's a mandragora      blooming over here! [15:17] Yurine     Really? Why is there one     in front of Pekola's house? [15:23] Jashin     Ha! You fell! [15:28] Yurine     You tricked me! [15:30] Yurine     Ouch. I twisted my ankle. [15:33] Yurine     Help me, Jashin-chan! [15:35] Jashin     Nope! [15:37] Jashin     You're going to die down there. [15:39] Jashin     This big rock will turn you into mincemeat. [15:43] Jashin     Die, Yurine. [15:44] Jashin     Dinner tonight is Yurine burgers! [15:50] Jashin     Just like that. [15:52] Pekola     How cruel. [15:56] Jashin     Okay, I've covered up the hole. [16:00] Jashin     All I need to do now is call Yurine over. [16:04] Chiba     Ow, ow, ow. [16:06] Ozaki     I can't believe we headbanged so hard      at that concert, we got whiplash. [16:10] Chiba     I offered up my neck to Noel-chan. [16:15] DevilA     They are suffering from neck sprains,      also known as "whiplash." [16:20] DevilA     It has no connection to this kind of whip. [16:23] DevilA     X! [16:26] Yurine     What's going on, Jashin-chan?     Why'd you call me here out of the blue? [16:30] Yurine     Hello, Pekola. [16:32] Pekola     Hanazono Yurine... [16:34] Jashin     Get this! I found a mandragora     blooming in front of Pekola's house! [16:39] Yurine     Oh? Then, Pekola has already     found it herself by now, right? [16:44] Yurine     What's all this about? [16:46] Jashin     Come on, Yurine! Bring it on! [16:50] Yurine     What now? [16:52] Yurine     You're being kind of aggravating. [16:55] Pekola     The way this is going,     Hanazono Yurine is about to... [17:00] (Flashback) Yurine     Here's a lunch for you, Pekola. [17:02] (Flashback) Takahashi     Let's get to the job site, part-timer! [17:05] (Flashback) Yurine     It's been getting colder,     hasn't it? I brought you a scarf. [17:09] (Flashback) Takahashi     You've got a shift today, part-timer. [17:12] (Flashback) Yurine     Pekola... Pekola... Pekola... [17:13] (Flashback) Takahashi     Part-timer! Part-timer! Part-timer! [17:17] (Flashback) Takahashi     Part-timer... [17:19] Pekola     Why did someone who has nothing      to do with this spring to mind? [17:23] Pekola     That's not what this is about! SIGN    Wham SIGN    Wham [17:25] Pekola     Watch out! SIGN    Wham [17:33] Yurine     A pitfall? [17:34] Pekola     Ouch. [17:36] Jashin     Hey! Why'd you have to go and do that?! [17:40] Jashin     I was one step away     from finally killing Yurine! [17:43] Jashin     Do you have any idea how hard     I worked for this, you stupid fallen angel?! [17:51] Pekola     Shameful... [17:52] Pekola     What a shameful display... [17:56] Yurine     Oh, so that's what this was. [18:00] Jashin     Y-You've got it all wrong. [18:03] Jashin     Pekola dug this hole to live in, see... [18:11] Jashin     Please forgive me, Yurine! [18:14] Jashin     I'll do anything! [18:16] Yurine     Dinner tonight is burgers made      from minced Jashin-chan. [18:21] Jashin     Please don't! SIGN    Please Don't SIGN    Please Don't SIGN    Please Don't SIGN    Please Don't [18:26] Ran     This is fun! [18:32] Kyon     When we went to Hell Zoo... [18:35] Kyon     If I hadn't been distracted     by the slow loris... [18:39] Kyon     If I'd come back immediately... [18:41] Kyon     Maybe I could have prevented     you from becoming a panda. [18:46] Ran     You're bringing that up again? [18:48] Ran     It's fine. [18:50] Ran     A lot happened, but we're     here now, helping each other. [18:54] Ran     And it's not like I hate     pandas now or anything. [18:57] Ran     Besides... [18:59] Ran     I totally agree that slow     lorises are super cute! SIGN    Hao [19:03] Kyon     Right? SIGN    m 0 0 b 0 0 0 -1 2 -2 b 2 -2 2 -2 3 -2 b 4 -2 5 -2 6 -1 b 6 -1 7 0 7 1 b 7 2 7 2 7 3 b 7 4 7 4 6 5 b 5 6 4 6 3 6 b 2 6 2 5 1 5 b 1 5 0 6 0 6 b 0 5 -1 4 -1 3 b -1 2 -1 1 -1 0 SIGN    m 0 0 b 0 0 0 -1 2 -2 b 2 -2 2 -2 3 -2 b 4 -2 5 -2 6 -1 b 6 -1 7 0 7 1 b 7 2 7 2 7 3 b 7 4 7 4 6 5 b 5 6 4 6 3 6 b 2 6 2 5 1 5 b 1 5 0 6 0 6 b 0 5 -1 4 -1 3 b -1 2 -1 1 -1 0 SIGN    m 0 0 b 24 -9 54 -14 71 -14 b 103 -15 134 -13 153 -9 b 150 6 150 21 151 37 b 130 32 104 33 76 34 b 60 34 41 35 24 37 b 16 39 8 40 0 42 SIGN    m 0 0 b 24 -9 54 -14 71 -14 b 103 -15 134 -13 153 -9 b 150 6 150 21 151 37 b 130 32 104 33 76 34 b 60 34 41 35 24 37 b 16 39 8 40 0 42 SIGN    Hell School SIGN    Regular     Test SIGN    Okay, we will now begin the test. SIGN    Name SIGN    Jashin-chan SIGN    Problem 1 SIGN    Fill in      the blanks SIGN    (1) The chimpanzee,      Doctor Zira, and      her fiancé _____. SIGN    (2) After being      betrayed,      Ben-Hur swears      revenge against      a military      commander      called _____.      SIGN    (3) The game that      made arcade games      popular was _____. [19:13] Jashin     This is a piece of cake. [19:15] Jashin     Ah! [19:16] Jashin     Roddy was the name of the actor. SIGN    Roddy [19:19] Jashin     The answer is Cornelius. [19:21] Jashin     Eraser, eraser... [19:24] Jashin     It's not here. [19:25] Jashin     I forgot my eraser! [19:28] Jashin     Can I just write over it*     to make it look right? SIGN    Roddy SIGN    Corne [19:32] Jashin     Yeah, not happening. SIGN    Regular     Test [19:35] Jashin     Maybe I should tell the teacher... [19:36] Jashin     Oh, yeah! I still have that! SIGN    Rustle     Rustle SIGN    Rustle     Rustle SIGN    Rustle     Rustle SIGN    Rustle     Rustle SIGN    Rustle     Rustle [19:41] Jashin     The slow loris eraser I got from     a capsule machine yesterday. [19:44] Jashin     I'm glad I held on to this. SIGN    Roddy SIGN    Corne [19:48] Jashin     Come on... SIGN    Roddy SIGN    Corne [19:50] Jashin     It's not erasing it!     It's just making it all messy! [19:54] Jashin     And the slow loris eraser     is all smudged now, too... SIGN    Animal SIGN    Animal SIGN    Animal SIGN    Erasers SIGN    Series 2 SIGN    Slow Loris SIGN    Sand Cat SIGN    Elephant SIGN    Tibetan Fox SIGN    Giraffe SIGN    Collect All 5 [19:58] Jashin     You're an eraser, aren't you?!     That's what it said on the machine! SIGN    Erase     Erase     Erase     Erase     Erase     Erase     Erase     Erase     Erase     Erase     Erase     Erase     Erase     Erase     Erase     Erase     Erase     Erase     Erase     Erase     Erase     Erase     Erase     Erase     Erase     Erase     Erase     Erase     Erase     Erase     Erase     Erase     Erase     Erase     Erase     Erase     Erase     Erase     Erase     Erase     Erase     Erase     Erase     Erase     Erase      [20:02] Jashin     Darn it, erase! SIGN    Rip SIGN    Rip SIGN    Rip SIGN    Rip SIGN    Rip [20:06] Jashin     Damn you, slow loris! SIGN    Gnash [20:12] Jashin     I have to patch it up. [20:14] Jashin     I don't have any glue or tape, though. [20:17] Jashin     Hm, I think I know what to use. SIGN    m 0 0 b 0 0 0 0 0 0 b 0 0 0 0 0 0 b 0 0 0 0 0 0 l 75 0 b 76 0 77 0 77 1 l 78 53 b 78 54 77 55 75 55 l -1 55 b -2 55 -2 53 -2 53 l -3 3 b -3 2 -2 0 0 0 SIGN    The Fried Chicken     Lunch She Bought     at the School     Store to Eat Early SIGN    Knead SIGN    Knead SIGN    Knead SIGN    Knead SIGN    Knead SIGN    Knead SIGN    Stick SIGN    Stick SIGN    Stick SIGN    Stick SIGN    Stick SIGN    Stick SIGN    Jashin-chan? What's the matter? SIGN    Regular     Test [20:32] Jashin     O-Oh, nothing... [20:38] Jashin     There. All patched up nicely,     if I do say so myself. [20:42] Jashin     I could make a living out     of this when I grow up. [20:45] Jashin     I could be a ripped-paper fixer. SIGN    Okay, time's up. SIGN    Collect all the tests, starting at the back. [20:53] Jashin     It's... over? [20:58] Jashin     I got so caught up in fixing the paper,     I didn't even answer the first question! [21:03] Jashin     I should've moved on to the next question     instead of getting hung up on that mistake... SIGN    Jashin-chan, collect your row's tests. [21:11] Medusa     Jashin-chan, what's wrong? [21:13] Jashin     Roddy... [21:15] Jashin     Roddy... [21:18] Jashin     Did my life just flash before my eyes? [21:20] Jashin     Oh, that's right. I'm about     to be crushed by a boulder. [21:25] Jashin     A hint on how to get out of this situation     must've been hidden in that memory. [21:30] Jashin     Yes, the answer is... [21:33] Jashin     Roddy! 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[21:37] Pekola     I have no idea what that means. [23:10] Hanako     I'm Kasugai Hanako. I'll be living     with all of you from now on. [23:14] Hanako     It's nice to meet you. [23:16] Hanako     Nice to meet you, Lierre-chan. [23:19] Lierre     You're... [23:20] Lierre     What are you doing here?! [23:22] Hanako     That's still a secret for now. [23:25] Hanako     Next time on Dropkick     on My Devil!! X, episode 5: [23:29] Hanako     "To Love and Be Loved by Thirty Million." [23:32] Hanako     Let's all enjoy watching together. [23:34] Hanako     Right, Lierre-chan? E5 - To Love and Be Loved by Thirty Million Source: Crunchyroll Translator: Editor: Timer: QC: (Please feel free to edit the speaker names if incomplete or inaccurate. Names are handled on a best-effort basis depending on the info on the source file. Dialogue is left as is.) SIGN    Beth [00:07] Jashin     What?! SIGN    Yeah, my mother's coming by soon to see how I'm doing. [00:13] Jashin     Persephone-sensei is coming to see me? SIGN    I said she's coming to see me! [00:18] Jashin     Sensei is my teacher, my parent,     my sister, and my daughter. [00:26] Minos     Uh, I think you were fine up until "sister"... [00:29] Jashin     I have to show her just how magnificently      I'm doing in the human realm! [00:33] Yurine     You sure are fired up. [00:35] Yurine     This Sensei was a pretty big     presence in your life, huh? [00:38] Minos     Jashin-chan never listens to anyone,     but she'd always do what Sensei said. [00:45] Jashin     Sh-She's here! [00:48] Jashin     I'm so glad you're here, Sensei! [00:55] Miku     Miku Delivery Service! [00:59] Jashin     You got my hopes up! [01:02] Miku     Thank ya! [01:07] Miku     Next stop, that elderly couple. [01:10] Jashin     I hope they get a chocolate cake. [01:16] Jashin     It was just a delivery. [01:18] Jashin     Wait, is she in this box?! SIGN    Amason [01:21] Minos     I seriously doubt that. [01:23] Jashin     Oh, I can't wait to see Sensei! [01:26] Medusa     I wonder when she'll get here. [01:28] Jashin     Ah, I hope it's soon! [03:02] Yurine     So... [03:03] Jashin     Yeah... [03:05] Jashin     That black shadow in the corner, right? [03:08] Medusa     It's been there for a long time... [03:11] Medusa     What the heck is it? [03:13] Jashin     While we were talking about it,     it's started to take shape! SIGN    It took a while to materialize that time... [03:25] Three     S-Sensei?! SIGN    Mother! [03:26] Yurine     Huh?! SIGN    I bet you never thought that shadow would turn into your teacher, huh? SIGN    I wanted to surprise you, SIGN    so I used a trick I can only use once every hundred year— [03:38] Jashin     Sensei— SIGN    I-I used too much power. Let me rest for a bit, please? [03:46] DevilA     Kitsune-sama! SIGN    Thanks. I feel better now. SIGN    Nice to meet you. I'm Jashin-chan's teacher, Persephone. SIGN    You must be Yurine-chan. SIGN    Thank you for taking care of Jashin-chan. SIGN    I have something for you. SIGN    It's a knuckleduster made from my pet Cerberus's claw. SIGN    I heard that you liked weapons. [04:15] Yurine     It's so cool. The coolest thing ever. [04:19] Yurine     Oh, I didn't introduce myself yet.      I'm Hanazono Yurine. [04:23] Yurine     That sure was an unusual way      to make an appearance. SIGN    It'd be boring if I just walked in normally, wouldn't it? [04:29] Medusa     You're as playful as ever, Sensei! [04:32] Minos     So true. [04:33] Jashin     But that weird entrance dulled my     emotional reaction to seeing you again. SIGN    Good to see you again, Jashin-chan. Have you been well? [04:42] Jashin     Sensei! [04:44] Jashin     I missed you so much! SIGN    I hear you haven't been able to beat Yurine-chan at all. [04:52] Jashin     Well, I mean... It's not that I can't...     It's more like I've been letting her win... [04:57] Jashin     It just seems childish to totally     let loose on a human, you know? [05:02] Jashin     Also, it wouldn't be like this if you'd     properly taught me your dropkick! SIGN    What? But I taught you it. [05:09] Jashin     Huh?! You taught me nothing! SIGN    Dropkick on My Devil SIGN    It was in Volume 8 of the manga! [05:14] Jashin     Who cares about that? It wasn't in the anime! SIGN    Well, that's because I'm treated like an afterthought in the anime! [05:21] Yurine     Talk about meta. SIGN    Either way, it's just a feeling I get, SIGN    but I don't think you can beat Yurine-chan, so just give up. [05:29] Jashin     B-But didn't you always tell me to never     give up on a fight until the very end?! SIGN    I also taught you the importance of knowing when to quit. [05:37] Jashin     Well, then, Sensei... [05:40] Jashin     You can fight this woman with me! [05:43] Yurine     "This woman"? [05:45] Jashin     U-Uh, I mean, "this young lady"... [05:49] Yurine     No pointing! [05:51] Jashin     My finger! My finger! [05:54] Jashin     My chicken finger! [05:55] Yurine     Chicken fingers are just     your favorite food lately. [05:58] Minos     When all's said and done,     they're pretty good buddies. [06:01] Minos     Uh-huh. SIGN    Still, it's a good thing to challenge yourself, SIGN    so keep working hard until you're able to beat her. [06:09] Jashin     So do I work hard, or do I give up? SIGN    Well, I'll be taking my leave now. SIGN    Aw, already? SIGN    Don't worry. I'll be back. SIGN    The Hell Board of Education ordered me to live here for a while. SIGN    They want me to study how human children live, too. SIGN    Yay! [06:31] Minos     That's great news, Per-chan. [06:33] Yurine     By the way, where will you be staying? SIGN    An orphanage called Iron Commando. SIGN    I came to the human realm today to introduce myself there. SIGN    When everything's all set up for my stay here, I'll come visit again. SIGN    See you then. [06:53] Medusa     It sounds like Sensei will be here for     a while. Isn't that great, Jashin-chan? [06:57] Jashin     Forget that. Buy me some chicken fingers. [07:00] Yurine     Hm, I think the Chicken Finger     orphanage is where Lierre is, right? [07:10] Yurine     Wait, it's not Chicken Finger!      It's Iron Commando! [07:14] Yurine     Your idiocy is contagious! [07:16] Jashin     Smirk. SIGN    m 0 0 l 100 0 100 100 0 100 SIGN    Orphanage     Iron Commando SIGN    LOYALTY SIGN    Fill me in with     pretty colors [07:23] Lierre     What is this apprehension I feel? [07:25] Daichi     Are you okay, Lierre-chan? [07:27] Daichi     Your lips are blue. [07:29] Lierre     Huh? Oh, uh, my lips have     always been blue, I think... [07:33] Daichi     No, they haven't! [07:35] Daichi     What's wrong? You're acting funny. [07:37] Lierre     I'm fine. [07:39] Sensei     Okay, can I have everyone's attention? SIGN    I'm Kasugai Hanako, and I'll be living with you all starting today. I hope we'll be friends. [07:46] Kid1     Ooh, someone new! [07:48] Kid2     How old are you? [07:52] Lierre     That's where my apprehension was coming from! [07:55] Daichi     Lierre-chan? SIGN    What's this? SIGN    You're a bit pale. Are you all right? [08:03] Lierre     Wh-What are you doing— [08:07] Lierre     Oops. [08:08] Daichi     Sensei! Lierre-chan's face     and lips are really pale! [08:13] Sensei     Oh, you're right.     She should go rest in your room. SIGN    I'll take her. SIGN    Come, Lierre-chan, let's go. SIGN    Daichi and Lierre's Room [08:28] Lierre     What's the meaning of this, Persephone? [08:31] Lierre     Did Hell order you to keep an eye on me? [08:34] Lierre     I came here of my own free will.     Heaven has no part in it. SIGN    We haven't seen each other in so long. Be a little happier. SIGN    I only came here to study how children in the human realm live. SIGN    It just happened to be in the same place as you. [08:51] Lierre     I wonder about that. [08:54] Lierre     Wh-What? SIGN    Anyway, that's quite the cute form you've taken. SIGN    It reminds me of when we were kids. [09:04] Lierre     C-Cut it out! [09:05] Lierre     I have no pleasant memories of you! SIGN    Did you really have to say that to your best friend? [09:13] Lierre     That was when you were in Heaven. [09:19] Lierre     I have no best friend in Hell. [09:25] Lierre     Well, for now, we can set aside our respective      reasons for being in the human realm. SIGN    Too Short for a Sash [09:31] Lierre     I'm living here as a child.     Just keep that in mind. [09:36] Lierre     I don't want to cause trouble     for the humans here. SIGN    I know. [09:43] Daichi     Lierre-chan! [09:46] Daichi     Are you feeling okay? [09:48] Lierre     Yeah. All better now. [09:49] Daichi     Oh, good! I was worried     'cause your lips were so blue. [09:53] Lierre     Were they really that blue? [09:55] Daichi     They were bluer than blue! [09:57] Daichi     See? They weren't blue to start with! [10:04] Daichi     Thank you, Hanako-san! [10:06] Daichi     You say it, too, Lierre-chan! [10:08] Lierre     Th-Thank you so much. SIGN    You're welcome. SIGN    Well, I'll be going now. SIGN    If you ever feel ill again, tell me right away, okay? SIGN    Lierre-chan. [10:27] Daichi     Thank goodness Hanako-san     is such a nice person! [10:29] Lierre     Y-Yeah. [10:32] Lierre     This has turned into a real mess.     And worst of all... [10:32] Daichi     She's pretty, she's nice...     I want to be like her! [10:35] Lierre     It's humiliating that I have to     act like a child in front of her! [10:40] Daichi     Lierre-chan, your lips are     starting to turn blue again. SIGN    m 0 10 l 100 0 100 100 0 100 SIGN    Orphanage     Iron Commando [10:46] Daichi     Lierre-chan! [10:48] Daichi     I found something really funny! Come see! [10:51] Lierre     Something funny? [10:54] Jashin     My funny tail's white, too! [10:59] Daichi     There it is! [11:01] Lierre     Huh?! Why is there a panda     ride in a place like this?! [11:05] Daichi     Isn't it funny? It's the only one here. [11:10] Lierre     J-Just one of them in a place like this? [11:14] Lierre     That's hilarious! [11:16] Daichi     You wanna ride it too, right? [11:18] Lierre     I do! [11:20] Lierre     Wait, no. If I got all giddy over something     like this, I'd be a human child for real. [11:25] Lierre     No, I only look like a child right now.     It wouldn't be so weird for me to ride it, right? [11:31] Jashin     Hey, you two. [11:33] Jashin     It's five o'clock.     Little kids should be at home. [11:36] Daichi     You just want to ride it     yourself, Jashin-chan! [11:40] Jashin     You got it. [11:43] Jashin     Up we go! [11:45] Jashin     Go on, get outta here! [11:47] Jashin     Ah, this is so fun! [11:49] Jashin     Has anything ever been this fun? Nope! [11:55] Daichi     Let's go, Lierre-chan. [11:57] Lierre     Y-Yeah. [12:09] DevilA     The next morning! [12:12] Lierre     I didn't get to ride the panda     yesterday because of her. [12:16] Lierre     But I am actually an adult, so I guess     not riding it was the right choice. [12:21] Lierre     But maybe I'll go check it out again! [12:24] Lierre     I mean, it's not about whether     I ride it or not! It's just to check it out! [12:31] Jashin     I knew you'd be back. [12:35] Lierre     What are you doing here so early? [12:38] Lierre     Have you been on that thing all this time? [12:40] Jashin     I went home, then came back bright and early... [12:43] Jashin     to make sure you couldn't ride this panda! [12:48] Jashin     I saw how badly you     wanted to ride it yesterday. [12:52] Jashin     So I'm not gonna let you ride it that easily! [12:55] Lierre     Wha— [12:56] Lierre     Why would you do that? [12:58] Jashin     I can't beat you in hand-to-hand combat. [13:02] Jashin     So I'm doing this to torment     you mentally instead. [13:05] Jashin     Pretty mean of me, right? [13:08] Jashin     I'm a devil, after all. [13:11] Jashin     If you want to ride it,     try getting here earlier than me. [13:14] Lierre     I-I just had a momentary     mental lapse yesterday. [13:18] Lierre     I won't take part in such a ridiculous game. [13:21] Lierre     So long. [13:28] DevilA     Early next morning... [13:36] Lierre     Hup! [13:38] Lierre     Not being able to ride it     makes me want to even more! [13:40] Lierre     I want to ride that panda     so unbelievably bad right now! [13:45] Lierre     She'd never expect me to be there     this early in the morning, right? [13:51] Jashin     Did you think just showing up     at dawn would be good enough? [13:54] Jashin     How naïve. [13:58] Jashin     It was written all over your face yesterday      that you'd come here at dawn today. [14:03] Jashin     So I spent the night here.     I slept in that sleeping bag over there. [14:07] Jashin     If you'll admit that I've won     this game, I might let you ride. [14:11] Lierre     I'll never say that! [14:13] Lierre     There was never any need for me     to go easy on a devil in the first place! [14:18] Lierre     I'll move you by force! [14:20] Jashin     Huh? [14:23] Jashin     Ow. [14:26] Jashin     Wow, I got knocked off of it. [14:29] Jashin     She knocked me off by force,     the most barbaric method possible. [14:33] Jashin     I'm disgusted, frankly. [14:37] Jashin     I don't even care anymore. I'm going home. [14:51] Lierre     Was riding this worth     making her so disgusted? [14:55] Lierre     She's the one who was tormenting me!     This makes me look like the bad guy! SIGN    How strange that there's only one ride in a place like this. [15:05] Lierre     Persephone! Why are you here?! SIGN    It's so early in the morning, and you were gone. SIGN    I got worried and came looking for you. SIGN    What teacher wouldn't do that? [15:17] Lierre     Well, uh... [15:20] Lierre     I-It's not what you think! SIGN    Kids do love playground rides like these. How nostalgic. SIGN    We rode a Pegasus one in Heaven all the time. SIGN    AC [15:39] Clerk     Welcome! [15:42] Pekola     Lierre-sama, what are you ordering? [15:44] Lierre     Let's see... I'll have... SIGN    Unhappy Meal SIGN    Main SIGN    Side SIGN    Drink (S) SIGN    Help me! SIGN    Green onions! SIGN    Patra-chan and Hatsune Miku figures SIGN    Today Only!! SIGN    2 toys to choose from! [15:50] Lierre     Th-This is... [15:52] Lierre     It comes with a figure of Patra-chan     being burned at the stake? I want it! [15:55] Lierre     And the offer ends today! [15:59] Lierre     No, no! I can't drool over it     in front of my subordinates! [16:02] Lierre     It'd tarnish my dignity as their superior! [16:05] Lierre     A cheeseburger meal with an iced coffee. [16:08] Clerk     Sure! [16:09] Lierre     I look like a child,     but I am an adult, after all. [16:15] DevilA     Today, Lierre graduates from the     Unhappy Meal she loved so much. SIGN    Unhappy Meal Graduation Ceremony [16:23] Poporon     That really surprised me, though. [16:26] Poporon     I had no idea you and Persephone,     the Queen of Hell, used to be friends. [16:31] Lierre     That's because I never     told you three about it. [16:35] Lierre     Besides, it's been a long, long time      since she was in Heaven. [16:39] Pekola     Why'd Persephone end up goin' to Hell? SIGN    Munch SIGN    Munch SIGN    Munch [16:43] Lierre     Are you eating or talking? Pick one! [16:46] Lierre     It's hard to say. [16:48] Lierre     Heaven can be suffocating with all its     strict rules. Maybe she just got tired of it. [16:54] Girl     Miku has so many green onions stuck in her! [16:57] Boy     Patra-chan's sweating like crazy! [16:59] Mom     That's nice. [17:01] Lierre     That kid has the "burning at the stake" figure! [17:06] Lierre     Seeing someone else with it     just makes me want it more! [17:08] Lierre     Maybe I didn't need to put     on the tough superior act? [17:13] Pekola     I finished mine. [17:15] Poporon     Stop looking like the     world's coming to an end. [17:19] Poporon     You can have mine. [17:21] Pekola     Thank you! [17:23] Poporon     What's wrong, Pino?     You've been quiet this whole time. [17:26] Pino     I don't believe it. [17:28] Pino     I refuse to believe you just     happened to be together! [17:31] Pino     You wanted to be certain     you could get rid of us, [17:34] Pino     so you called an old friend     from Hell to help you. [17:38] Lierre     What are you talking about? [17:40] Lierre     I have friends in Heaven.     Why would I need to call one in Hell? [17:44] Pino     You lie! I know that's what's going on! [17:48] Pino     I won't just go down quietly. [17:50] Pino     I'll gouge out your eyeballs! [17:54] Pekola     Stop, Pino! [17:59] Ozaki     She screamed! [18:03] Chiba     She screamed again! SIGN    Reiwa Traditional Chinese SIGN    Stomach Medicine [18:06] Pekola     Have you calmed down now? [18:09] Pino     I'm done for... [18:12] Pino     Hanazono-san, please help me... [18:14] Poporon     And now she's crying. SIGN    Oh? SIGN    If it isn't Lierre. SIGN    Hi! [18:21] Pekola     Speak of the devil. SIGN    We came 'cause today's the last day you can get the "Patra-chan burning at the stake" figure. [18:28] Lierre     Must be nice being a child. [18:31] Lierre     They don't have to be shy about     choosing the Unhappy Meal. SIGN    Jashin-chan said to buy it and be back in five minutes, so we gotta hurry! Bye! [18:40] Poporon     That's not possible. [18:41] Pekola     Well, shall we take our leave, too? [18:44] Poporon     Oh, no! The restaurant starts     getting busy around this time! [18:48] Pino     Hanazono-san... SIGN    AC [18:50] Clerk     Thank you for dropping in! [18:56] Lierre     So long, "Patra-chan burning at the stake." SIGN    Lierre. SIGN    Here. This is what you wanted, isn't it? [19:11] Lierre     The "burning at the stake" figure... SIGN    Be back at the orphanage before dark, okay? [19:20] Lierre     How is it you always know how I'm feeling? [19:24] Lierre     Patra-chan... I'm happy,     but also kind of irritated! SIGN    Jashin-chan     Burning at     the Stake [19:28] Jashin     Hot! Hot, hot, hot! [19:31] Yurine     Show me what's in the briefcase. [19:38] Yurine     You ran off with the money from the Season 3      crowdfunding drive again, didn't you? [19:43] Jashin     Well, I wouldn't say I "ran off" with it... [19:46] Jashin     I planned to increase it at the boat     races and return it to the investors. [19:50] Yurine     Return it? [19:52] Yurine     You emptied the case! [19:53] Jashin     Fundraising goal reached! [19:58] Jashin     Forgive me! I was sure     I'd come back with more! [20:01] Yurine     People put their hard-earned money into it.     How many times must you do this to them? [20:10] Yurine     Our investors are going to kill you. SIGN    Investor SIGN    Investor SIGN    Investor SIGN    Investor SIGN    Investor SIGN    Investor [20:13] Investor1     There she is! Kill Jashin-chan! [20:15] Investor2     In the most brutal way possible! [20:18] Jashin     Please do something, Yurine! [20:20] Yurine     Do what? [20:22] Jashin     I'll kill you for the insurance money! [20:24] Yurine     Listen, you... [20:26] Jashin     I'll have to use my last resort. [20:30] Jashin     My only choice is to go there. SIGN    Hell Financing Jinbocho Branch SIGN    Hell Financing Jinbocho Branch [20:35] Lender     Our interest rate is outta this world. [20:39] Lender     You want thirty million? [20:41] Lender     That's a ten-day interest rate of 10%! [20:44] DevilA     A truly devilish interest rate! [20:50] Jashin     Well, I managed to fix the problem, anyway. SIGN    Life     Theater [21:11] Jashin     This place... [21:13] Jashin     This barren place... [21:16] Jashin     Where am I?! [21:18] DevilA     This was the beginning of     a harsh life of running away, [21:22] DevilA     in which she absolutely had     to escape, no matter what. [21:26] DevilA     And so, she bade farewell to her     happy, peaceful life in Jinbocho. [21:32] DevilA     Next week! [21:33] DevilA     Dropkick on My Devil X:     The Escape Arc begins! [21:33] Test     Dropkick on My Devil X:     The Escape Arc [23:10] Pekola     Pekola here. [23:12] Pekola     I still haven't forgotten how I was the     only one who didn't get to eat dinner [23:16] Pekola     when we went to Chitose. [23:19] Pekola     That aside, why does the meat spaghetti     here in Katsuro have cutlets on top of it? [23:25] Pekola     For someone as hungry as I am,      there couldn't be a more sinful dish! [23:29] Pekola     Next time on Dropkick     on My Devil!! X, episode 6: [23:34] Pekola     "Gilding Kamuy: Kushiro." [23:36] Pekola     I want to eat, too. E6 - Gilding Kamuy: Kushiro Source: Crunchyroll Translator: Editor: Timer: QC: (Please feel free to edit the speaker names if incomplete or inaccurate. Names are handled on a best-effort basis depending on the info on the source file. Dialogue is left as is.) [00:10] SIGN     Dropkick on My Devil!!! X     Kushiro Arc [00:15] SIGN     Two Months Later [00:19] Minos     Yum! SIGN    I feel bad for Jashin-chan. She's missing out on this great food. [00:27] Minos     Speaking of Jashin-chan,     I haven't seen her in a while. SIGN    She went into debt and then vanished. [00:33] Yurine     Guess we have no choice. [00:36] Yurine     Shall we go? [00:38] Minos     Huh? SIGN    Go where? [00:45] Yurine     To Kushiro. [00:49] SIGN     Kushiro City Hall [00:50] DevilA     That's right! After falling into     massive debt and running away, [00:55] DevilA     Jashin-chan was in Hokkaido once again! [02:34] Jashin     I'm so hungry. [02:40] Jashin     I don't even have any money... [02:47] Jashin     Yo, dude. Give me that salmon. [02:51] Jashin     Why the heck am I talking to a statue? [02:58] Jashin     I'm so hungry. [03:09] Jashin     So... where am I, anyway? [03:16] Jashin     O... Orihsuk? [03:20] Jashin     Where even is that? [03:21] SIGN     Kushiro no Yoru [03:21] Devil     It's "Kushiro." [03:30] Minos     I never would've thought Jashin-chan     would end up in Hokkaido again. [03:34] Yurine     Well, I have a pretty     good idea what happened. [03:40] DevilA     This is the city of Kushiro in Hokkaido. [03:42] DevilA     We're in Kushiro Shitsugen National Park, [03:45] DevilA     which spans the four     municipalities of Kushiro. [03:47] DevilA     At 28,788 hectares,     it's Japan's largest wetland. [03:52] SIGN     Satellite Observatory [03:53] DevilA     In addition to enjoying the     magnificent natural scenery, [03:56] DevilA     you can see tufts of sedge grass,     Ezo red foxes, Ezo sika deer, [03:59] DevilA     and lots of other unique flora and fauna. [04:02] DevilA     You can even go horse trekking      or paddle around in a canoe! SIGN    So where are we going now? [04:19] SIGN     Tancho [04:19] SIGN     Tancho [04:19] SIGN     Kushiro Airport [04:19] SIGN     Kushiro Airport [04:19] Minos     Also, Yurine-chan, how do you     know where Jashin-chan is? [04:25] SIGN     Washo [04:25] SIGN     Washo [04:25] SIGN     Washo      Market SIGN    Washo Market? [04:29] SIGN     Rice [04:29] SIGN     Rice [04:29] Yurine     Washo Market, also known as Kushiro's kitchen. [04:32] Yurine     It was established in 1954, making it     the most historic market in Kushiro. [04:43] Medusa     Minos? [04:44] Medusa     And Yurine-san and Per-chan, too! [04:46] Minos     Medusa? Why are you in Kushiro? SIGN    Come to think of it, I hadn't seen Medusa-chan in a while, either. [04:52] Medusa     I've been looking for Jashin-chan. [04:56] Medusa     I've spent the past two months     searching as many places as I can... [05:04] Medusa     But no matter how hard      I try, I can't find her. [05:07] Yurine     Three thousand leagues in     search of garbage, huh? [05:09] Medusa     But... [05:11] Medusa     I guess you three are looking     for Jashin-chan, too, right? [05:14] SIGN     Washo Market [05:14] SIGN     Specialty [05:14] SIGN     Sato Shoten [05:14] SIGN     Genuine [05:14] SIGN     Kattedon [05:14] SIGN     Amazing flavor      guaranteed [05:14] SIGN     to satisfy!! [05:14] Yurine     "Kattedon," it says. SIGN    Ooh, does that mean we can put whatever we want on it? [05:17] Yurine     I want extra salmon roe. [05:18] Minos     I want the super-mega-large rice! [05:21] DevilA     When you buy kattedon,     a Washo Market specialty, [05:24] DevilA     you buy the rice from vendors in the market, [05:27] DevilA     then you visit the many fresh fish and roe      vendors to choose the toppings you want. [05:32] DevilA     You can make the seafood     bowl of your dreams with ease! [05:36] SIGN     Kattedon [05:38] Jashin     I can choose my own? [05:39] Jashin     I'm extremely hungry right now,      so this is a lifesaver. [05:46] Jashin     Yum! [05:47] Jashin     A place where I can eat     whatever I want must be Heaven! [05:50] Clerk1     Excuse me, ma'am! You can't     just eat whatever you want! [05:56] Medusa     U-Um... [06:01] Dried     We've got a great deal on this dried fish. [06:04] Mei     Hmm, what to do... [06:07] Clerk1     Hold it! [06:08] Jashin     No! I'm gonna eat every last bite! [06:11] Mei     Orochimaru?! [06:12] Mei     That girl! I want that girl in dried form! [06:15] Three     Let's eat! [06:19] Minos     It's not every day you get to eat     a fancy seafood bowl like this! [06:22] Yurine     You said it. It's way more than     just a difference in freshness. SIGN    It's incredibly tender! [06:28] Clerk1     Boy, that customer was a real pain. [06:31] Clerk2     Sure, "kattedon" means "eat your way,"     but it doesn't mean you can eat for free. [06:35] Medusa     That almost sounds like Jashin-chan... SIGN    I guess there are troublemakers no matter where you go. [06:44] Medusa     Jashin-chan... [06:48] DevilA     This is one of the top-selling     processed marine products in Hokkaido: [06:48] SIGN     Marinated [06:48] SIGN     Salmon Roe [06:53] DevilA     salmon roe from Sasaya Shoten! [06:58] DevilA     Try it. It'll blow you away. [07:02] DevilA     Yum! [07:11] Pekola     What is this place? [07:13] SIGN     Life     Theater [07:13] Pekola     I can't believe she dragged me along     when she fled from those debt collectors, [07:17] Pekola     and then, the forced labor... [07:19] Pekola     We barely escaped with our lives, but the     boat we got on was smuggling migrants, [07:23] Pekola     and when we finally got back     to Japan, everyone ran off... [07:27] Pekola     leaving me all alone. [07:30] Pekola     She was the first to run away. [07:32] Pekola     What do I do now? [07:37] Pekola     Lierre-sama! What are you doing here?! [07:40] Lierre     God sees and knows all. [07:43] Medusa     "Coach & Four"? [07:44] SIGN     m 0 0 l 100 10 99.4 100 0 105 [07:44] SIGN     Dropkick on My Devil [07:45] Yurine     Let's try to get some info. [07:47] Medusa     I hope we find Jashin-chan... [07:53] SIGN     Bububu [07:53] SIGN     Bububu [07:53] Medusa     What's that you're looking at, Minos? [07:55] SIGN     Bububu [07:55] SIGN     Bububu [07:55] SIGN     Hokkaido [07:55] SIGN     KUSHIRO [07:55] SIGN     KUSHIRO [07:55] SIGN     KUSHIRO [07:55] SIGN     Bububu [07:55] SIGN     Bububu [07:55] SIGN     Hokkaido [07:55] SIGN     KUSHIRO [07:55] SIGN     KUSHIRO [07:55] SIGN     KUSHIRO [07:55] Minos     I wanna go here! [07:55] SIGN     Bububu [07:55] SIGN     Bububu [07:55] SIGN     Hokkaido [07:55] SIGN     KUSHIRO [07:55] SIGN     KUSHIRO [07:55] SIGN     KUSHIRO [07:56] SIGN     Bububu [07:56] SIGN     Bububu [07:56] SIGN     Hokkaido [07:56] SIGN     KUSHIRO [07:56] SIGN     KUSHIRO [07:56] SIGN     KUSHIRO [08:02] SIGN     A Farm in Onbetsu [08:12] Yurine     This place is so nice and peaceful. [08:15] Minos     Awesome! It just screams "Hokkaido"! [08:18] Farmer     What's this? Y'all here from the mainland? [08:25] Jashin     Yeah, I definitely can't eat cattle feed. [08:40] Farmer     Tasty, ain't it? SIGN    Yeah! It's delicious! [08:45] Yurine     It has so much depth to it. [08:47] Medusa     It's rich but somehow     mellow at the same time. SIGN    Yeah. [08:51] Farmer     'Round these parts, we get "sea fog,"     which is a fog that's chock-full of minerals. [08:51] SIGN     "Sea Fog" [08:55] Farmer     The grass here soaks up that     nutrient-rich fog, so when the cows eat it, [08:59] Farmer     they give us good, rich milk. [09:05] Minos     I want to work here! [09:07] Both     What?! [09:08] Farmer     I'd sure appreciate that! [09:10] Minos     Work here with me, Per-chan! SIGN    Huh? No way. [09:13] Minos     So it's settled! SIGN    What?! I don't want to! [09:16] Minos     Aw, come on! [09:16] Yurine     I guess she felt a sense of kinship? [09:21] Farmer     Wh-What's goin' on? [09:22] Medusa     Um... Weren't we looking for Jashin-chan? [09:26] Farmer     Hey, you! Get away from there! [09:28] Farmer     Who in tarnation drinks milk     straight from the teat?! [09:31] Minos     Sounds like there's a weirdo here, too. SIGN    Imagine it's actually Jashin-chan. [09:36] Farmer     Sheesh, what a dad-blasted fool. [09:39] Yurine     I'm just glad no damage was done. [09:42] Minos     I'll keep the cows safe! SIGN    She's even more motivated now. [09:47] Medusa     We'll let you know if we find Jashin-chan. [09:49] Minos     Got it! SIGN    Bye! [09:54] Jashin     Hmm... [09:55] SIGN     Hiring Part-Time     Help [09:55] SIGN     Work Hours: [09:55] SIGN     Pay: [09:55] SIGN     Location: Here [09:55] SIGN     Someone cheerful      and energetic [09:55] SIGN     Someone who doesn't     pop marimo yokan     jelly balls with a toothpick [09:55] Jashin     Pays 10,000 yen a day? So it'd take      3,000 days to earn 30 million. [10:00] Jashin     That could work. [10:07] DevilA     Good luck. [10:14] Jashin     Huh. So this is a marimo yokan jelly ball? [10:42] Owner     Yer out. [10:47] Jashin     I couldn't earn any money... [10:50] Jashin     But I did get some yokan balls. [10:53] Jashin     It's always good when     food doesn't go to waste. [10:58] Jashin     This was very informational. [11:01] DevilA     And so, Jashin-chan continued     to learn, one lesson at a— [11:04] Jashin     I'll never work again! [11:06] Jashin     Remove all useless things from life! Yeah! [11:10] DevilA     Trash. [11:16] Jashin     What a pretty lake. [11:18] DevilA     This is Lake Akan,     renowned for its marimo algae. [11:21] DevilA     The mountainous backdrop makes for      magnificent scenery. And the air's so sweet! [11:29] Jashin     What's that? [11:31] DevilA     These mud pools are known as "bokke,"     which is Ainu for "boiling place." [11:34] DevilA     Mud reaching temperatures of 100°C      bubbles up from underground, [11:38] DevilA     along with volcanic gases. [11:40] SIGN     Danger Keep Out [11:41] Jashin     Bokke... [11:42] SIGN     Keep Out [11:42] DevilA     Hey! [11:43] Jashin     It's kind of relaxing here. [11:45] DevilA     It's dangerous! [11:46] Jashin     Reminds me of the scenery back home. [11:52] Jashin     My marimo! [11:55] DevilA     Jashin-chan! [11:57] Jashin     Flutter, flutter, fall, fall. [12:03] Jashin     Hot! Hot! Hot! Hot! Hot! Hot! Hot! Hot! [12:09] SIGN     ° Never, Ever Try This [12:19] LocalA     What's that? [12:21] LocalB     Hmm? What is it? [12:22] LocalA     That's an awful big bokke bubble. [12:26] LocalC     I think it's moving. [12:30] Local     What is that?! [12:49] LocalA     What is that light? [12:51] LocalC     Is that a person? [12:52] DevilA     No, it's not a person. [12:55] DevilA     It's... [12:56] DevilA     It's... [12:58] Locals     What is that?! [13:05] SIGN     Butterbur Field in Onbetsu [13:09] Poporon     Why did I have to come all     the way to Kushiro to work? [13:14] Pino     And this is very physical labor. [13:16] Lierre     The invoice from our time in Chitose didn't      make it through accounting in Heaven. [13:21] Lierre     The budget wasn't enough     to cover our return trip. [13:24] Pekola     I thought you saw and knew everything? [13:26] Poporon     It's Pekola-sama's fault. [13:28] Pino     It is Pekola-sama's fault. [13:31] Poporon     Um, what about you, Lierre-sama? [13:33] Lierre     I apparently can't work since I'm a child. [13:36] Poporon     No fair! [13:37] Lierre     Well, I can't help it, can I? [13:38] Pino     I came along because she told me to... [13:42] Pino     But without Hanazono-san, I... [13:46] Pino     Hanazono-san... [13:50] SIGN     Payment [13:50] SIGN     Payment [13:50] Farmer     Thanks. You were a big help. [13:50] SIGN     Payment [13:50] SIGN     Payment [13:50] SIGN     Payment [13:50] SIGN     Payment [13:50] SIGN     Payment [13:52] Pekola     W-We get this much? [13:54] Farmer     Well, you worked hard. [13:56] Lierre     This is more than enough money. [13:58] Pekola     If we must accept this much... [14:00] Pekola     Please let us help you with something else. [14:03] Farmer     You sure? [14:05] Farmer     Hmm... Oh, in that case... [14:14] Lierre     His emus have been     disappearing one after another? [14:18] Pino     Emus... [14:19] Poporon     How is it possible for a     load of them to just vanish? [14:23] Pekola     Where did they run off to? [14:25] Lierre     Well, I guess we can look for them. [14:29] SIGN     Kushiro City     Red-Crowned Crane     Natural Park [14:34] Lierre     Cranes. [14:35] Pekola     Indeed. [14:36] Poporon     I suppose so. [14:37] Pino     Yes. [14:40] Poporon     Lierre-sama, did you just     want to look at the cranes? [14:44] Lierre     O-Of course not! [14:46] SIGN     Kushiro City     Red-Crowned Crane     Natural Park [14:47] DevilA     This is the Red-Crowned Crane Natural Park. [14:49] DevilA     Red-crowned cranes aren't     commonly seen in summer, [14:52] DevilA     but here, you can see them living      in the wetlands all year round. [14:56] Pekola     It doesn't look like the emus are here. [14:58] Poporon     Well, it is a crane park. [15:00] GuestA     Hey, there's apparently     a god in Kushiro right now. [15:03] GuestB     Wow, a god? [15:05] GuestB     Wow, cranes! So many cranes! [15:08] GuestA     This is peak crane! [15:10] Poporon     A "god"? [15:11] Pekola     Are they talking about Lierre-sama? [15:20] SIGN     Lake [15:20] SIGN     Akan [15:21] Yurine     Lake Akan Ainu Kotan. [15:23] Yurine     "Kotan" is Ainu for "settlement." [15:26] Yurine     There are about 36 residences     and 120 people here, [15:29] Yurine     producing and selling folk     art to make a living. [15:35] Miku     Mukkuri, mukkuri, mukkuri, mukkuri,      mukkuri, mukkuri, mukkuri... Mu? [15:39] SIGN     m 0 0 l 100 0 100 100 0 100 [15:39] SIGN     Marimo Pudding [15:39] Yusa     Care for some pudding? [15:41] Miku     One, please! [15:43] SIGN     Folk Art Café [15:43] SIGN     P [15:43] SIGN     o [15:43] SIGN     l [15:43] SIGN     o [15:43] SIGN     n [15:43] SIGN     n [15:43] SIGN     o [15:45] SIGN     Yuk (Deer Meat) Meal [15:46] SIGN     m 0 0 l 100 0 100 100 0 100 [15:46] SIGN     m 0 0 l 100 0 100 100 0 100 [15:46] SIGN     Amam (Rice) [15:46] SIGN     Amam (Rice) [15:46] SIGN     Rice cooked with beans,     glutinous millet, and     victory onion. The light     sweetness of the victory     onion and stickiness of     the glutinous millet are     divine. [15:46] SIGN     m 0 0 l 100 0 100 100 0 100 [15:46] SIGN     m 0 0 l 100 0 100 100 0 100 [15:46] SIGN     Mefun (Fermented Salmon Liver) [15:46] SIGN     Mefun (Fermented Salmon Liver) [15:46] SIGN     Only one strand of this     precious fermented     delicacy can be obtained     from one salmon.     Pairs well with amam. [15:46] SIGN     m 0 0 l 100 0 100 100 0 100 [15:46] SIGN     m 0 0 l 100 0 100 100 0 100 [15:46] SIGN     Yuk Ohaw (Deer Soup) [15:46] SIGN     Yuk Ohaw (Deer Soup) [15:46] SIGN     "Yuk" means "deer," and "ohaw" means     "soup." Seasonal ingredients such as     wild plants and mushrooms join a very     simple broth of konbu and salt in this     savory staple of Ainu cooking. [15:50] Medusa     We haven't found Jashin-chan anywhere. [15:52] Yurine     This is good. It's so chewy. [15:55] Medusa     Yurine-san! [15:57] Yurine     Well, I'm sure we'll happen across some info. [16:00] Yurine     Come on. You won't get many     chances to eat Ainu cooking. [16:08] Yurine     Ah, deer soup. Reminds me of Azusa 2. [16:08] SIGN     m 0 0 l 100 0 100 100 0 100 [16:08] SIGN     m 0 0 l 100 0 100 100 0 100 [16:08] SIGN     Cep Ohaw (Salmon Soup) [16:08] SIGN     Cep Ohaw (Salmon Soup) [16:08] SIGN     Ohaw (soup) with cep (salmon).     Ohaw can be made with many things,     and this ohaw is made with salmon.     Just as delicious as yuk ohaw,     with its own unique flavors to enjoy. [16:11] Medusa     It's delicious. [16:13] Yurine     It's simple, but the     ingredients are so savory. [16:17] DevilA     Other highlights of Ainu Kotan include: [16:19] DevilA     Lake Akan Ainu Theater Ikor, where you     can enjoy powerful ancient Ainu dancing, [16:23] SIGN     Lake Akan Ainu Theater [16:25] DevilA     and Onnechise, home of traditional     and creative aspects of Ainu culture, [16:29] DevilA     where you can enjoy hands-on     interaction with the old and the new. [16:34] DevilA     There is ample opportunity to enjoy     and learn about Ainu culture here. [16:38] SIGN     m 0 0 l 0 0 l 20 0 b 26 1 30 6 34 6 b 35 7 35 9 34 10 l 34 10 b 33 10 31 11 31 13 b 31 12 31 13 32 14 b 33 15 35 18 36 20 l 1 19 l 0 16 l -1 1 [16:38] SIGN     Rent Ainu     clothing     here. [16:38] DevilA     I also recommend the folk shops,     where you can try on Ainu clothing! [16:49] Yurine     That looks good on you, Medusa. [16:52] Medusa     But I need to wear my paper bag... [16:55] Yurine     Well, then... [16:57] Yurine     How about this? [16:59] Yurine     Can you see? [17:01] Medusa     Sort of. [17:01] GuestA     Check this out. [17:02] GuestB     Ew, its lower body is a snake! [17:04] GuestA     It's apparently staying at a     hotel on the Kushiro River. [17:07] GuestB     It really is a god! [17:09] GuestA     Anyway, isn't this     wood-carved horned owl cute? [17:12] GuestB     Super cute! Godly! [17:12] Medusa     Yurine-san! [17:14] Yurine     That's not a horned owl.     It's a Blakiston's fish owl. [17:18] Medusa     No, not that. [17:21] Jashin     I am... [17:22] Jashin     God! [17:24] Locals     God! [17:27] Jashin     That's right! That's right! [17:29] Jashin     Talk about a huge comeback. [17:31] Jashin     I don't need to fear debt anymore. [17:31] Guard     Wait! You don't have     permission to go in there! [17:35] Medusa     Jashin-chan! [17:37] Yurine     We finally found you. [17:38] Jashin     So it's you, Yurine and Medusa. [17:42] Yurine     Do you know how much trouble you caused? [17:44] Yurine     Come on. We're going home. [17:45] Jashin     Know your place! [17:47] Jashin     Who do you think I am? [17:50] Jashin     I am God! [17:52] Locals     God! [17:55] Jashin     I was reborn after falling into a bokke. [17:57] Jashin     I'm a god now, so you commoners can leave. [18:03] LocalA     God, you forgot to feed the emus. [18:06] LocalC     You gotta take care of 'em. [18:11] Medusa     Huh? Emus?! [18:12] Medusa     Why are there emus here?! [18:14] Yurine     Jashin-chan, what is this about? [18:16] Jashin     Oh, it's, uh... [18:18] Yurine     Where did you take them from? [18:20] Jashin     Well... They were just so unusual... [18:23] Yurine     You stole them to try     to sell them for profit? [18:25] Jashin     Gulp! [18:26] Yurine     A fraudulent religion, and now theft. [18:29] Yurine     Everything you're doing here is criminal. [18:31] Jashin     U-Um... [18:35] Jashin     Run away! [18:36] Jashin     I can fly! [18:37] Yurine     After her! [18:38] Medusa     Right! [18:39] Jashin     Wait, you're a flightless bird? [18:41] Jashin     They're tiny! Your wings are so tiny! [18:51] Jashin     That was terrifying. [18:55] Emu     Do you want wings? [18:57] Jashin     Huh? But your wings are— [18:59] Emu     They're yours. [19:10] Jashin     I'm Emu Jashin-chan. [19:14] Jashin     What're ya laughing at?! [19:15] Yurine     That balance! [19:16] Jashin     Hmph! I might look funny, but I bet     you can't keep up with me in this form. [19:23] Yurine     Stop! [19:33] III     Been lookin' for ya, fool! [19:34] Jashin     Crap! The debt collectors! [19:36] IV     You think you can get away from us?! [19:43] Jashin     They're blocking my escape route! [19:45] Jashin     And Yurine's right behind me! [19:48] Jashin     Wh-What do I do? [19:52] Jashin     The angels! [19:54] Pekola     That body you have... [19:56] Lierre     So you're the emu thief? [20:01] Yurine     Lierre, you guys were in Kushiro, too? [20:07] Pino     Hanazono-san! [20:09] Pino     You came to look for me, didn't you? [20:12] Yurine     Huh? Uh... Sure... [20:17] Lierre     You have nowhere left to run. [20:20] III     You can just leave her with us. [20:22] Medusa     W-We can't do that! [20:24] Lierre     We're fine with it. [20:29] Jashin     Okay. [20:32] Jashin     Devil Fusion... [20:36] Jashin     Release! [20:41] Jashin     I want your wings. [20:44] Jashin     I'll be taking them now. [20:47] Jashin     Devil Fusion! [20:57] Jashin     I'm Red-Crowned Crane Jashin-chan! [21:05] Jashin     You fools! [21:06] III     Hold it, you! [21:08] IV     Get down here, damn it! [21:11] Jashin     Hasta la pizza! [21:13] Lierre     After her! [21:14] Yurine     Wait. [21:16] Yurine     Let me handle this. [21:25] Yurine     Irankarapte! [21:30] Jashin     Siknu! [21:36] Medusa     Jashin-chan! [22:14] SIGN     Letter of Introduction [22:17] LocalB     God is dead. [23:10] Minos     Wow, so this is Tokachi Plain! [23:13] Minos     It's so spacious! It feels great! [23:15] Minos     Cows over here, cows over there... [23:18] Minos     Cows over here, cows over there! [23:20] Minos     It doesn't even feel like     this is my first time here! [23:24] Minos     Next time on Dropkick     on My Devil!! X, episode 7: [23:27] Minos     "The Shape of a Smile:     What I Found in Obihiro." [23:31] Minos     It's 100% packed with the earth's blessings! [23:34] Minos     Moo! [23:37] Minos     Hey, wait up! E7 - The Shape of a Smile: What I Found in Obihiro Source: Crunchyroll Translator: Editor: Timer: QC: (Please feel free to edit the speaker names if incomplete or inaccurate. Names are handled on a best-effort basis depending on the info on the source file. Dialogue is left as is.) SIGN    Kofuku Station [00:22] Jashin     Oh-big-here-wow! SIGN    Obihiro Arc SIGN    Yokai Bun SIGN    Yokai Bun SIGN    Yokai Bun SIGN    Yokai Bun SIGN    Yokai Bun SIGN    Yokai Bun SIGN    Yokai Bun SIGN    Yokai Bun SIGN    Yokai Bun SIGN    Yokai Bun SIGN    Yokai Bun SIGN    Yokai Bun [02:02] Jashin     This gentle sweetness... [02:05] Jashin     It heals my wounded soul. SIGN    Kofuku SIGN    m 0 0 l 100 0 100 100 0 100 SIGN    Kofuku     Station SIGN    Kofuku SIGN    m 0 0 l 100 0 100 100 0 100 SIGN    Kofuku     Station SIGN    Kofuku SIGN    m 0 0 l 100 0 100 100 0 100 SIGN    Kofuku     Station SIGN    Kofuku SIGN    m 0 0 l 100 0 100 100 0 100 SIGN    Kofuku     Station SIGN    Kofuku SIGN    m 0 0 l 100 0 100 100 0 100 SIGN    Kofuku     Station SIGN    Kofuku SIGN    m 0 0 l 100 0 100 100 0 100 SIGN    Kofuku     Station SIGN    Kofuku [02:10] Jashin     The clear blue summer sky goes on forever. SIGN    Kofuku Station SIGN    Kofuku Station [02:17] Jashin     Kofuku Station... SIGN    Kofuku Station [02:25] Jashin     The holy land for lovers, huh? SIGN    I pray Koichiro and I will be happy forever [02:28] Jashin     "I pray Koichiro and I will be happy forever." SIGN    Mei is happy [02:32] Jashin     "Mei is happy." SIGN    Can we truly be so blessed, Rina? [02:34] Jashin     "Can we truly be so blessed, Rina?" [02:39] Jashin     Damn it all! [02:41] SIGN     m 0 0 l 100 0 100 100 0 100 [02:41] SIGN     Kofuku Station [02:42] Jashin     These fools! [02:43] Jashin     I'm here drowning in debt,     and they're all just... [02:48] Jashin     Yeah, you said it! Meh! [02:52] Jashin     Huh? [02:55] Jashin     "Moo"? [02:56] Jashin     Moo! [02:57] Jashin     Mooooooo! [02:59] SIGN     m 0 0 l 100 0 100 100 0 100 [02:59] SIGN     Kofuku Station [03:02] SIGN     m 0 0 l 100 0 100 100 0 100 [03:02] SIGN     Kofuku Station [03:07] Osaka     Okay, time to start another day of hard work! [03:11] SIGN     Huh? [03:12] SIGN     Huh? [03:12] SIGN     Huh? [03:12] SIGN     Huh? [03:13] Jashin     Why?! Why?! Why?! [03:15] Jashin     Why is this happening?! [03:20] Osaka     Well, this sucks. [03:23] Jashin     Taisho Kotsu! SIGN    Welcome to Obihiro, Jashin-chan! SIGN    Taisho SIGN    Kotsu SIGN    Welcome to Obihiro, Jashin-chan! SIGN    Taisho SIGN    Kotsu SIGN    Welcome to Obihiro, Jashin-chan! SIGN    Taisho SIGN    Kotsu SIGN    Welcome to Obihiro, Jashin-chan! SIGN    Taisho SIGN    Kotsu SIGN    Welcome to Obihiro, Jashin-chan! SIGN    Taisho SIGN    Kotsu SIGN    Welcome to Obihiro, Jashin-chan! [03:26] All     Welcome to Obihiro! SIGN    Kotsu SIGN    Taisho [03:28] DevilA     Yes! This is the city of Obihiro! [03:30] DevilA     A quick hop from Haneda Airport, [03:32] DevilA     this town of 170,000 residents is situated      in the middle of the Tokachi Plain. [03:37] DevilA     Its location at the heart of the Tokachi Plain,     where farming is the main industry, [03:41] DevilA     allows it to function as a hub for      the agricultural produce trade. [03:47] Jashin     It's no use! [03:48] Jashin     I run from debt collectors,     I run from herds of cattle... [03:51] Jashin     All I ever do in my life is run away! [03:54] Jashin     I-I can't take it anymore! [04:01] Jashin     Beth?! SIGN    I'm beat. [04:04] Minos     Well, you sure worked hard. [04:04] Jashin     Wait, are you a herding dog now? [04:06] Minos     Oh, hey, Jashin-chan. [04:08] Jashin     Minos?! [04:09] Minos     Never woulda thought we'd     run into you here in Obihiro. SIGN    We thought you ended up as crane food. [04:15] Jashin     I'll make you crane food! SIGN    Uemon's SIGN    Heart [04:19] Jashin     So... [04:21] Jashin     ...good! [04:23] Hirose     That there is honeyberry gelato. [04:26] Hirose     We've also got blueberry, plus other flavors     made with milk from this here ranch. [04:32] Jashin     Who's the old dude? [04:34] Minos     Don't be rude! He's the boss of Hirose Ranch! [04:37] Jashin     The only Hiroses I know are     Suzu and that 8-dan shogi player. SIGN    What about Kohmi? [04:42] Minos     We got referred here from      Osaka Farm in Kushiro. [04:45] Minos     I agreed to live and work     here over the summer. SIGN    I was brought to live and work here. [04:51] Minos     Beth is great at herding the cattle! [04:53] Minos     Hey, I know! Why don't you work      here too to pay off your debt? [04:57] Minos     Suzu's about to give birth,     so we could use the extra help. [05:01] Jashin     Suzu? [05:04] Minos     That's the mother cow's name. [05:06] Hirose     If you're in debt, why not work here? [05:08] Jashin     No thanks! I could work here for 66.6 billion     years and still not make enough to pay it off! [05:14] DevilA     Jashin-chan has been in debt     for exactly 100 days now. [05:18] DevilA     With interest, that means her     debt is up to 30 billion yen. [05:21] DevilA     Always plan your spending wisely. [05:24] Jashin     Working is for the informationally inept. SIGN    Clench [05:26] Jashin     What I'm after is a way to get rich quick! [05:29] Hirose     Yep. You're just like Minos-chan said. [05:32] Jashin     Well, I'm off to follow the scent of profit. [05:37] Minos     See ya. SIGN    Bye-bye! [05:44] Jashin     The scent of profit... SIGN    Tokachi     Specialty SIGN    A Marriage     of Adzuki     Bean Paste     and Butter SIGN    Tokachi     Specialty SIGN    A Marriage     of Adzuki     Bean Paste     and Butter [05:54] Jashin     An Obihiro specialty... Anbatasan, huh? SIGN    Tokachi     Specialty SIGN    A Marriage     of Adzuki     Bean Paste     and Butter SIGN    Tokachi     Specialty SIGN    A Marriage     of Adzuki     Bean Paste     and Butter [05:58] Jashin     Let's see. SIGN    Tokachi     Specialty SIGN    Tokachi     Specialty SIGN    Tokachi     Specialty SIGN    Tokachi     Specialty SIGN    Tokachi     Specialty [06:01] Jashin     This is... [06:02] Jashin     The adzuki bean paste's gentle flavor and the     butter's smooth flavor complement each other, [06:07] Jashin     creating what might even be     a brand-new "flavor friendship"! [06:10] Jashin     Truly delicious! [06:12] Jashin     This... could make money. [06:16] Jashin     Step right up, step right up! [06:19] Jashin     Try out this Obihiro specialty!     It's not Anbatasan, it's Kawabatasan! [06:23] Kawabata     H-Hi... [06:24] Jashin     Buy now for only 600 million yen! SIGN    Kawabata-san (not chicken skin and butter) [06:27] Jashin     Why won't it sell?! It's Kawabatasan! [06:30] Jashin     Wait, Kawabata-san? Who even are you? SIGN    Kawabata-san (not chicken skin and butter) SIGN    Kawabata-san (not chicken skin and butter) SIGN    Kawabata-san (not chicken skin and butter) SIGN    Kawabata-san (not chicken skin and butter) SIGN    Kawabata-san (not chicken skin and butter) [06:33] Kawabata     You're the one who brought me here! [06:35] Jashin     Shaddap! It's only because your name is— [06:40] Jashin     That smells good. [06:42] Jashin     It's definitely the scent of profit this time. SIGN    Pastry Shop SIGN    Cranberry SIGN    Pastry Shop SIGN    Cranberry SIGN    Pastry Shop SIGN    Cranberry SIGN    Pastry Shop SIGN    Cranberry SIGN    Pastry Shop SIGN    Cranberry [06:51] Jashin     This is good, too! [06:53] Jashin     What a fantastic presentation     of the unadulterated flavor [06:56] Jashin     and appearance of a whole sweet potato. [06:59] Jashin     I'll take 'em all! Put 'em on my tab! [07:02] Staff     C-Come again? [07:06] Jashin     Buy up all of a popular product     and resell at a higher price. [07:09] Jashin     Talk about riding the gravy train.      I've even got the potatoes. [07:12] Jashin     Come, tourists! There are     none of these left in the store! [07:15] Jashin     If you want to eat Obihiro's     famous sweet potatoes, [07:18] Jashin     you'll have to pay double...     no, six times the price! [07:22] Jashin     I know you're conflicted. [07:23] Jashin     And to me, that agony tastes oh so sweet! [07:26] Jashin     Keep wrestling with yourself! SIGN    Obihiro     Shrine SIGN    Obihiro     Shrine SIGN    Obihiro     Shrine SIGN    Obihiro     Shrine SIGN    Obihiro     Shrine [07:49] Jashin     I'm done reselling goods.     It requires capital. [07:52] Jashin     What's a business I don't have to fund? [07:58] Jashin     Catching a bunch of ever-popular     long-tailed tits and selling 'em! [08:01] Jashin     That's a 120% profit ratio! [08:03] Jashin     Hey! Hold up, you! [08:06] Jashin     Stupid birds! [08:10] Pekola     Ouch! That's dangerous, you know. [08:14] Pekola     Wait, you're... [08:15] Jashin     The angels! [08:18] Pekola     Honestly... [08:19] Pekola     What were you doing in     a holy place like this? [08:22] Pekola     The gods will punish you. [08:24] Jashin     Ha! If they want to punish me,      they can go ahead and try! [08:27] Lierre     Okay. [08:29] Jashin     You win. [08:30] Lierre     Good. I can let what you     did in Kushiro go now. [08:46] Lierre     I-It's not like I care about      fortunes or anything! [08:49] Jashin     Fortunes? I think I'll try my luck. [08:53] Lierre     W-Wait! I guess I could     join you, if you want! [08:59] Lierre     Great luck! [09:00] Poporon     I got great luck, too! [09:02] Pino     Naturally. [09:03] Pekola     Bad luck... [09:04] Pekola     What did you get? SIGN    Critical [09:08] Jashin     Critical. SIGN    Critical [09:10] Poporon     Critical? [09:11] Pekola     Are you going to die?! [09:12] Jashin     No. [09:16] Jashin     Anyway, what are you four doing in Obihiro? [09:21] Lierre     We got paid for our work harvesting     butterbur, so we're touring food— [09:26] Lierre     So we're touring power spots here in Obihiro. [09:30] Lierre     Obihiro Shrine is one of the top     power spots in Hokkaido, you know. [09:34] Lierre     When you do this, you can just     feel the power rising up from it! [09:38] Jashin     So what have you eaten? [09:40] Pekola     Well, we had anbatasan,     and the sweet potatoes... [09:43] Jashin     Ah, yes, both fine choices. [09:46] Pekola     And before we came here, [09:49] Pekola     we went to a bakery called Mugioto. [09:53] Jashin     Mugioto? SIGN    Our croquettes are made SIGN    with 100% Tokachi-raised SIGN    Potato and Beef [09:57] Pekola     The sound of seeds being sown,      the sound of them sprouting, [09:59] Pekola     the sound of the harvest,     the sound of the millstone grinding flour, [10:03] Pekola     the sound of bread baking... [10:05] Pekola     Mugioto is a store where you     can hear all of these sounds. [10:10] Pekola     So many types of bread made     with 100% Tokachi-made wheat... [10:13] Pekola     Bread made with salt from Tokachi, [10:15] Pekola     cornbread made with corn from Tokachi, [10:17] Pekola     Tokachi mushroom bread... [10:19] Pekola     Oh, just thinking of it makes Tokachi...     I mean, makes my mouth water! [10:23] Poporon     Sheesh, you're such a glutton, Pekola-sama. [10:27] Poporon     Though that fresh-baked     bread certainly was delicious. [10:29] Pino     I'd like to try making bread, too,     instead of just sweet small stuff. [10:33] Jashin     Pervert. [10:35] Lierre     Oh, it's almost our reservation time. [10:38] Lierre     Enough chatter. We need to go. [10:40] Jashin     Excuse me, Lierre-san. [10:42] Jashin     Where might you be headed next? [10:44] Lierre     Want to come with us? [10:46] Lierre     I'm willing to show God's     mercy to a pitiful devil. [10:51] Jashin     Are we there yet? [10:53] Lierre     Nearly. [10:54] Jashin     I'm exhausted! [10:56] Lierre     Almost there. [10:58] Lierre     We're here. [11:02] Jashin     That sure is one bald ! SIGN    Tempura and Local Cuisine SIGN    Hageten [11:06] Lierre     An Obihiro specialty: the pork bowl. [11:10] Lierre     Let's eat. [11:12] Three     Let's eat. [11:14] Lierre     It's so good! [11:16] Pekola     How blessed we are! [11:18] Poporon     How blessed our mouths are, you mean. [11:20] Pino     Delicious! [11:23] Jashin     That was tasty. [11:24] Shimizu     Hi there! I'm just a     passing Shimizu Hiroyasu! [11:28] Shimizu     Can't believe I ran into you guys here! [11:30] Shimizu     So how'd you like the pork bowls? [11:32] Jashin     Y-Yeah, they were amazing. [11:34] Shimizu     Good to hear! [11:36] Shimizu     By the way, have you     been to Ban'ei Tokachi yet? [11:39] Jashin     Ban'ei Tokachi? [11:40] Shimizu     The horse race track. [11:41] Jashin     Horse racing?! [11:42] Shimizu     Races there aren't like typical horse races. [11:44] Shimizu     The draft horse that bit you earlier,     Musashikoma, used to race there. [11:49] Shimizu     Oh, "draft horses" are     horses that pull carts or sleds. [11:49] Jashin     All right! Time to get rich quick     at the races and pay off my debt! [11:52] Shimizu     Unlike the typical— [11:54] Yurine     She's got us searching all over the place. [11:58] Yurine     Where the heck did she go? [12:02] Yurine     She's honestly such a headache. [12:04] Jashin     Indeed! SIGN    Dropkick on My Devil!!! X [12:09] Medusa     Um... [12:10] Yurine     Yes! [12:11] Yurine     Seriously, though, where'd     that Jashin-chan wander off to? SIGN    Dinos SIGN    Dinos SIGN    Obihiro SIGN    Obihiro SIGN    A Bench 400m Long [12:18] Jashin     I ate too much... [12:21] Jashin     Where's that race track, anyway? [12:26] Minos     These 100% beef Hamburg steaks made with     Toyonishi beef from Toyonishi Farm are great! SIGN    Please SIGN    Do not touch,     we are very fragile SIGN    Yep! [12:32] Minos     And this curry's loaded with     Toyonishi beef, too! It's awesome! SIGN    Yep! SIGN    Working sure makes you hungry, huh? SIGN     Toyonishi     Beef Curry SIGN     Toyonishi     Beef Curry [12:38] Minos     Yep! SIGN     Toyonishi     Beef Curry [12:39] Hirose     Hey! SIGN     Toyonishi     Beef Curry SIGN     Toyonishi     Beef Curry SIGN     Toyonishi     Beef Curry SIGN     Toyonishi     Beef Curry SIGN     Toyonishi     Beef Curry [12:40] Hirose     Suzu's about to have her baby. SIGN    Really?! SIGN    Next Race SIGN    Odds SIGN    Odds SIGN    Time SIGN    Ban'ei     Tokachi [13:03] DevilA     Ban'ei Tokachi is the only race     track of its kind in the world. [13:06] DevilA     In the days of Hokkaido's colonization,     draft horses worked on farms— [13:09] Shimizu     And here, those draft     horses pull heavy sleds. [13:12] Shimizu     These races test their     power, speed, and stamina! [13:15] Yusa     Anyone for gelato?     Get your Uemon's Heart gelato here! [13:20] Guy     Hey, I'll take one! [13:21] Yusa     Sure! [13:22] Guy     Mm, that's ice-cold! [13:25] Jashin     My "Get Rich Quick with Horses"     live show: Ban'ei Tokachi! [13:29] Jashin     I'm gonna turn my whole life around! [13:32] Jashin     All right! Go get 'em! [13:37] Jashin     Draft horses... [13:40] Jashin     pull heavy sleds... [13:43] Jashin     over barren wastelands... [13:51] Jashin     That horse... [13:54] Jashin     ...is me. [13:55] Jashin     While walking the     rigorous path that is life, [13:58] Jashin     even if you fall, and no     matter how many times... [13:59] Jashin     Get up! Get up! Get up! [14:02] Jashin     ...you get up and keep moving. [14:09] Jashin     That's right! You have to keep moving! [14:13] Jashin     You... [14:15] Jashin     ...are me! [14:16] Jashin     Go! SIGN    m 0 0 l 100 0 100 100 0 100 SIGN    Ban'ei Tokachi Races [14:23] Jashin     How the hell could you come dead last?! [14:25] Jashin     I bet on you to win that race!     What're you gonna do for me now?! SIGN    UGLY SIGN    Tokachimura SIGN    Tokachimura SIGN    Tokachimura SIGN    Tokachimura SIGN    Tokachimura [14:32] Jashin     I'm betting every yen     I have on the next race! [14:35] Jashin     Ban'ei Tokachi is a live     comeback show for horses! [14:38] Jashin     I'm gonna make a comeback, too! [14:40] Horse God     You want to make a comeback? [14:43] Jashin     Wh-What's that voice? [14:46] Horse God     You want money? [14:49] Jashin     Yes... [14:51] Horse God     Then, I will lend you my money...     I mean, my strength. [14:56] Jashin     Thank you, God! [15:03] Guys     Who's our draft horse?! Who's our     draft horse?! Who's our draft horse?! [15:08] Guys     The number one draft horse! [15:10] Guys     The strongest and fastest of them all! [15:12] Guys     Who's that horse?! [15:14] Jashin     Draft Horse Jashin-chan! [15:17] Jashin     It's me! [15:18] JockeyA     Huh? [15:23] Minos     Come on, girl! [15:26] Jashin     I am the strongest draft horse. [15:28] Jashin     I've bet all 5,000 yen I have     on my one-in-600-million odds. [15:32] Jashin     I'm gonna win this, no matter what! [15:34] Commentator     We had a bit of trouble getting     everyone to the starting gate, [15:37] Commentator     but it looks like we'll     be able to start the race. [15:39] Jashin     I won't just win this race! [15:41] Jashin     I will be victorious in     the race known as life! [15:48] Hirose     Ah, here we go. [15:49] Commentator     All the horses have left the gate. SIGN    Hang in there, Suzu! [15:53] Hirose     What? [15:53] Commentator     No. 3, Almond Almond, and No. 5,     Hokkenotio, are over the first obstacle. [15:59] Commentator     Right behind them is No. 4,     Draft Horse Jashin-chan. [16:02] Jashin     I won't give up! SIGN    Is she okay?! [16:06] Hirose     Nothin' to worry about. [16:08] Commentator     The riders are coming up     to the second obstacle. [16:10] Minos     Suzu! Hee, hee, hoo! Hee, hee... [16:14] Jashin     Hoo! [16:15] Commentator     The second obstacle is cleared     and the race is nearing its end. [16:18] Commentator     No. 3, Almond Almond,     remains in the lead, [16:21] Commentator     followed by No. 5, Hokkenotio. [16:23] Commentator     Close behind are No. 7,     Ahonen, and No. 8, Payanen. [16:27] Commentator     What's this? No. 4, Draft Horse     Jashin-chan, is coming up fast! [16:30] Commentator     She's right behind the leader now! [16:33] Commentator     The post is just up ahead!     Who will be first to pass it? [16:34] Hirose     Come on! [16:35] Commentator     Almond Almond! Draft Horse Jashin-chan! [16:37] Commentator     Almond Almond! Draft Horse     Jashin-chan! Almond Almond! [16:40] Minos     Suzu! [16:41] Minos     You're in the home stretch! [16:53] Minos     You did so well, Suzu! It's a girl! SIGN    Boss, do you have a name for the calf yet? [17:00] Hirose     Yeah. [17:03] Hirose     It's Alice. [17:10] Minos     Alice! [17:13] Minos     Thank you... for being born. [17:22] Commentator     Oh? Did Draft Horse Jashin-chan run     out of steam just before the finish line? [17:26] Commentator     She's stopped dead in her tracks. [17:27] Commentator     Passing her to finish first     is No. 3, Almond Almond. [17:30] Commentator     In second, No. 5, Hokkenotio. [17:40] Jashin     Flight makes right! [17:42] Commentator     What's this? Draft Horse Jashin-chan has     suddenly taken off in the wrong direction! [17:45] Jashin     Why?! Why?! Why?! [17:45] Commentator     She's abandoning the race and     running away! This is unprecedented! [17:49] Commentator     She just blasted through the     gate and exited the track! [17:52] Commentator     And there goes the watchtower, too! [17:55] Jashin     Why is this happening?! [17:59] Jashin     I was so close! I was so close     to getting three trillion... [18:05] Jashin     ...yen! [18:11] Jashin     I finally lost them. [18:13] Jashin     And ran here without     paying any attention... [18:15] Jashin     Where... am I? [18:20] Jashin     Is it Heaven? Did I die? [18:26] Jashin     The angels! [18:28] Jashin     So this really is Heaven? [18:29] Pekola     It's Manabe Garden. [18:31] Lierre     You were chased here     by debt collectors, right? SIGN    Manabe     Garden [18:34] Lierre     We're going camping. Want to come with us? [18:36] Lierre     Call it God's mercy. [18:37] Jashin     God! Buddha! Lierre-sama! SIGN    Shiriporori Campground SIGN    This Way SIGN    You are... SIGN    Wild      Rabbits [19:07] Minos     Oh, Jashin-chan? SIGN    Poporon-chan and the other angels, too! [19:11] Jashin     Hey, it's you two. [19:14] Minos     You guys camping, too? [19:15] Lierre     Yes. SIGN    It's my first time camping! SIGN    Let's have fun, Poporon-chan! [19:19] Poporon     Y-Yeah... [19:20] Minos     Barbecues, campfires...     This is gonna be a blast! [19:25] Jashin     Need some firewood?     Just 60,000 yen a bundle! [19:30] Yurine     I finally find you, and     you're doing what, exactly? [19:41] Jashin     Save me! [19:43] Jashin     Anyone! I'll even take     someone from Hell Financing! [19:46] Medusa     I'm so glad you're okay, Jashin-chan! [19:48] Jashin     How am I okay?! [19:49] DevilA     Campfires are actually prohibited here. [19:52] Jashin     That's not the problem! [19:54] Jashin     Whatever! I need to put the fire out! [19:56] Yur     Wait, stupid... [20:00] Jashin     Hot! Hot! Hot! Hot! [20:00] Yurine     There's no saving someone that dumb. [20:02] Jashin     My feet are on fire! [20:03] Medusa     J-Jashin-chan... [20:05] III     There she is! [20:07] III     It's Jashin-chan! [20:08] Jashin     Ack! They really showed up! [20:10] Jashin     I have to get away... But it's so hot... [20:13] Jashin     But I have to run... But it's hot... [20:15] Jashin     But... S-Someone... Help... Help... [20:19] III     Hold it! [20:19] Medusa     Jashin-chan! [20:23] Jashin     Why won't anyone... Why?! Why?! [20:26] Jashin     Why is this happening?! SIGN    Obihiro Arc SIGN    FIN [22:21] Jashin     That soaks into every fiber of my being! [22:25] Jashin     I wasn't able to make any money at all. [22:28] Jashin     In fact, I'm even deeper in debt. SIGN    Kohitsuji [22:35] Jashin     Yum! [22:43] Jashin     Basha Bar? [22:49] Jashin     That wasn't so bad. [22:55] Jashin     Time to say goodbye. [22:57] Jashin     So long, Obihiro! [23:10] Mei     I'm the supercop of the Banzaibashi     Police Department, Tachibana Mei! [23:15] Mei     The Shimabara Rebellion      was a major uprising [23:18] Mei     that occurred at Hara     Castle in Minamishimabara! SIGN    Hara Castle Ruins SIGN    Hara Castle Ruins [23:21] Mei     Next time on Dropkick     on My Devil!! X, episode 8: [23:24] Mei     "Riding a Dolphin Into Chaos." [23:26] Mei     Excitement and thrills      in Minamishimabara! [23:29] Mei     This all sounds very relatable!     Right, Orochimaru?! [23:34] Mei     L! O! V! E! Lovely Orochimaru! E8 - Riding a Dolphin Into Chaos Source: Crunchyroll Translator: Editor: Timer: QC: (Please feel free to edit the speaker names if incomplete or inaccurate. Names are handled on a best-effort basis depending on the info on the source file. Dialogue is left as is.) [00:09] Jashin     Where am I?! SIGN    Natural Monument SIGN    Sea     Fig     Tree SIGN    Cluster [01:42] Jashin     Natural Monument... Sea Fig Tree Cluster? [01:52] Kajiwara     The trees are probably about 300 years old. [01:55] Kajiwara     About twenty wild Japanese     sea fig trees grow here, [02:00] Kajiwara     Jashin-chan-kun. [02:03] Jashin     What a fine old tree. [02:04] Kajiwara     Hey! Stop that, Jashin-chan-kun! [02:07] Kajiwara     You're so rambunctious. [02:10] Kajiwara     Look into the tree cavity like this. [02:13] Jashin     Cavity? [02:16] Jashin     Wait, is this... [02:21] Jashin     A heart! [02:23] Kajiwara     Yes, in other words... [02:26] Kajiwara     Love. [02:31] Kajiwara     No matter what painful things     you go through, this land loves you. [02:36] Jashin     Love... [02:38] Jashin     Even for someone like me,     who's always on the run... [02:41] Kajiwara     "Live facing south." [02:43] Kajiwara     It's this town's catchphrase. [02:46] Kajiwara     Never look back. Face the sun like a     sunflower, and live a strong, sunny life. [02:53] Jashin     Like a sunflower... [02:55] Jashin     By the way, what town is this? [02:58] Jashin     Where are we? [02:59] Kajiwara     It's Minamishimabara      in Nagasaki Prefecture. [03:03] Kajiwara     Nagasaki?! [03:04] DevilA     Yes, this is Minamishimabara, on the southern      tip of the Shimabara Peninsula in Nagasaki. SIGN    Minamishimabara, Nagasaki [03:10] DevilA     It's a picturesque area with a rich history     and a population of about 450,000. [03:16] Jashin     I can't believe I drifted this far      from Musashikoma on a single kick. [03:21] Jashin     Still, changing the way I live now     won't change the fact that I'm in debt. [03:31] Lierre     No one's watching, right? [03:33] Lierre     Okay! [03:53] Jashin     What are you doing? [03:55] Lierre     Good. No safety issues. [03:58] Lierre     Safety checks are very important. [04:01] Lierre     Oh, you were here? [04:03] Jashin     Was that fun? [04:05] Lierre     Wh-What are you talking about?     I was just inspecting the facilities. SIGN    Smirk SIGN    Smirk SIGN    Smirk [04:11] Lierre     What are you doing in     Minamishimabara, anyway? [04:14] Jashin     What about you? Did you come to see me again? [04:18] Lierre     No, I'm here to see some old friends. [04:21] Jashin     Aw, you think that highly of me? SIGN    Orochimaru SIGN    Orochimaru SIGN    Orochimaru SIGN    Orochimaru SIGN    Orochimaru [04:30] Lierre     Why did you come with me? [04:32] Jashin     If we're here together anyway,     it's easier to travel together. [04:35] Captain     Jashin-chan-san, Lierre-san,     they're in sight now. [04:44] Lierre     Wow, wild dolphins! And so many of them! [04:49] Lierre     S-So cute! SIGN    Kuchinotsu Sightseeing Boat Tours SIGN    Dolphin SIGN    Watching [04:57] Lierre     That's so cool! [04:59] Jashin     Maybe I'm due for an image change... [05:02] Dolphin     You want to change? [05:04] Dolphin     You want to live a south-facing life? [05:07] Jashin     H-Huh? [05:09] Dolphin     Try landing one yourself! [05:12] Lierre     What's wrong? [05:16] Jashin     Devil Fusion! [05:20] Lierre     Wh-What's going on?! [05:23] Jashin     Dolphinkick on My Devil! [05:28] Tourist     Hey, I saw a dolphin jump over there! [05:31] Tourist     Aren't dolphins cute? [05:34] Lierre     Uh-huh. [05:35] Jashin     I'm cute, too. And cool. [05:38] Lierre     Not as much as dolphins, obviously. [05:41] Jashin     So were these dolphins the     old friends you came to see? [05:45] Lierre     Of course not. [05:47] Jashin     You just wanted to go dolphin-watching? [05:49] Lierre     No! This was just on the way! [05:53] Lierre     My friends can't be reached on foot. [05:57] Lierre     Would you give me a ride? [06:07] Lierre     Thank you. [06:10] Jashin     I could've given you a     ride if you'd just asked. [06:15] Lierre     Look, I can see them. [06:19] Jashin     Where are they? All I see are mountains. [06:23] Lierre     You're not human. Try opening     those supernatural eyes of yours. [06:34] Jashin     Eek! A giant! [06:37] Lierre     That's Misogoro. [06:38] Lierre     He loves miso, so in return for some, [06:41] Lierre     he clears paths through the     mountains and helps on farms. SIGN    Yushima [06:45] Lierre     It's said Goro was the one who made Yushima     Island, which has more cats than people. [06:53] Misogoro     Well, if it isn't Lierre-sama! [06:56] Misogoro     It's been centuries! [06:58] Lierre     Hi, Goro. How've you been? [07:00] Misogoro     Great. Glad to see you looking well, too. [07:05] Misogoro     Unusual to see you with a devil, though. [07:09] Misogoro     Pleased to meet you. [07:10] Jashin     Well, how kind of you... [07:13] Misogoro     My name is Misogoro. [07:17] Jashin     H-He's huge! [07:19] Jashin     Lierre has a giant like this on her side? [07:25] Jashin     Misogoro, I have nothing against you! [07:27] Jashin     But if you intend to stand in     the way of my south-facing life, [07:31] Jashin     you must die! SIGN    Not SIGN    Following [07:34] Jashin     Take this! [07:36] Jashin     Jashin-chan Dolphinkick! [07:40] Jashin     Ouch! [07:41] Misogoro     What was that? Did something just hit me? [07:45] Lierre     Don't worry about it. [07:50] Jashin     Francisco! [07:54] Jashin     Ow... [07:56] Jashin     What's this place? [08:03] Shiro     Who are you? [08:08] Shiro     This is a World Heritage Site,     a place recognized on a global level: [08:11] Shiro     the Hara Castle Ruins. SIGN    Hara Castle Ruins SIGN    Hara Castle Ruins [08:15] Jashin     Who are you three? [08:17] Shiro     I am Shiro. Amakusa Shiro. [08:20] Jashin     Shiro? Are you one of Lierre's friends, too? [08:25] Shiro     You know Lierre-sama? [08:32] Kid     Take that! [08:33] Miku     Oh, no! You got me! SIGN    ———————————— SIGN    Ayugaeri Falls [08:37] Kyon     Doesn't this feel great, Onee-chan? [08:40] Ran     The best. It's so nice and cool. [08:42] Yurine     Hey, you're all here. [08:44] Medusa     Hi. [08:45] Kyon     Aiya! Yurine-nee! [08:47] Ran     Medusa-chan! SIGN    Scoop*!* SIGN    Shimabara     Tenobe Somen [08:52] Kyon     Today, we're reporting on     a somen chute in Shimabara. [08:55] Kyon     Take a look! This is the somen that     comprises 30% of the market share in Japan: [09:00] Kyon     Shimabara Tenobe Somen! [09:02] Kyon     There are many theories about how     it got started, but most say islanders SIGN    Okayama SIGN    Hyogo SIGN    Kagawa [09:06] Kyon     from Shodo Island brought it with them to     Shimabara after the Shimabara Rebellion. SIGN    Okayama SIGN    Hyogo SIGN    Kagawa SIGN    Okayama SIGN    Kagawa [09:11] Kyon     The Shimabara Rebellion is also known     as the Shimabara-Amakusa Rebellion. [09:14] Yurine     They're really firm and tasty. [09:15] KyonRan     That concludes our on-the-scene report! [09:16] Medusa     I've never had somen like this before. [09:19] Yurine     This place is nice. Nature's all around us. [09:21] Ran     We were traveling around Japan     looking for delicious noodles. [09:25] Kyon     What are you two doing in Shimabara? [09:28] Medusa     We're looking for Jashin-chan. [09:31] Yurine     We followed the GPS tracker     I embedded in her a while ago. [09:36] Kyon     Oh... [09:37] Ran     Hey, want some more somen? [09:39] Yurine     Yeah. [09:40] Kyon     Hello! Seconds for six, please! [09:43] Ran     Bài tuō le! [09:45] Jashin     She looks just like Pekola. [09:48] Shiro     Who is this Pekola? [09:49] Jashin     And they're Poporon and Pino. [09:51] BigSis     What are you talking about? [09:54] BigSis     I'm Shiro-sama's older sister. [09:56] LilSis     And I'm Shiro-sama's younger sister. [09:58] Jashin     Are you sure you're not Pekola? [10:00] Shiro     Stop that! I'm just Shiro! [10:06] Jashin     It looks nothing like you. [10:07] Shiro     Isn't that true of most statues? [10:09] Jashin     Prove it, then. [10:12] Jashin     If you truly are Amakusa Shiro, [10:15] Jashin     can you walk across the sea? [10:17] Jashin     Show me one of your miracles. [10:20] Shiro     My powers cannot be used willy-nilly. [10:24] Jashin     You liar. [10:25] Shiro     How rude. I'll see that you     suffer divine punishment for that. [10:28] Jashin     The only suffering you can cause is diarrhea. [10:31] Jashin     Messiah! [10:33] Jashin     I-I'm sorry I doubted you. [10:35] Shiro     As long as you understand. [10:38] Shiro     Dangojima Island looks so green again today. [10:40] BigSis     Indeed. [10:41] LilSis     Apparently, it's known as      "Yushima Island" now. [10:44] BigSis     Takes you back to days long past, doesn't it? [10:47] Jashin     So are you, like, spirits     bound to this place or what? [10:50] Jashin     Is your grudge over the extermination of     your family keeping you from passing on? [10:56] Shiro     It's nothing like that. [10:58] Shiro     It's true that we led a rebellion because     we were fed up with overtaxation [11:03] Shiro     and religious oppression. [11:05] Shiro     Following the battle between Shimabara     and the Karatsu Domain, we were subjugated [11:09] Shiro     and lost our lives here. [11:12] Shiro     I'm sure human hearts would hold a grudge.     But when we died, we became martyrs. [11:20] Shiro     I'd say we were actually blessed. [11:22] Shiro     We transformed into barley. [11:25] Shiro     A single barley seed bound so many     fruits together through our deaths. [11:30] Shiro     We watched from Paradise as the     people learned to accept one another. [11:36] Shiro     Why would we bear a grudge against them? [11:39] Shiro     We came to Earth today to     fulfill plans to meet someone. [11:43] Jashin     Meet someone? [11:44] Shiro     Yes, Lierre-sama said     she was coming to visit. [11:47] Shiro     Come to think of it,     you mentioned Lierre-sama earlier. [11:50] Jashin     Oh, yeah, she was with me     until right before I got here. [11:53] Jashin     Lierre-san is... [11:54] Mei     Orochimaru! [11:56] Mei     I missed you! I missed you!      I missed you! I missed you so much! [12:02] Jashin     Mei?! [12:02] Mei     I can't believe I ran into you on my vacation! [12:04] Mei     I guess you really feel     the way I feel, Orochimaru! [12:08] Jashin     I do not! [12:09] Mei     Aw, you don't have to be shy! [12:12] Jashin     Someone save me! Please! [12:14] Shiro     U-Um... [12:15] BigSis     What shall we do? [12:16] LilSis     I'm not quite sure what's going on. [12:19] Jashin     Damn it! I don't care who helps me,      as long as someone does! [12:22] III     I heard her! [12:23] IV     This way! [12:24] III     There she is! It's Jashin-chan! [12:25] IV     We'll get her this time! [12:27] Jashin     Ack! Not you guys, though!     I take back what I said! [12:31] Shiro     This has grown more complicated... [12:33] Jashin     Mei! Those guys want to     take me away! Help me! [12:37] Mei     Orochimaru... [12:39] Mei     What? You need my help? [12:43] Jashin     That's right! [12:44] Jashin     I'm begging you, Mei! Help me! [12:49] Mei     Did you guys hear that?!     Orochimaru asked for my help! [12:55] Mei     The supercop of the     Banzaibashi Police Department, [12:58] Mei     Tachibana Mei, will protect Orochimaru! [13:00] IV     Whoa, watch it! [13:02] Mei     Don't move! I can't hit you! [13:04] III     H-Hang on! [13:07] IV     Withdraw for now! Call for backup! [13:09] III     Right! [13:11] Jashin     You saved me. [13:12] Shiro     Modern firearms can fire so     many shots in quick succession. [13:15] BigSis     I don't think that's right. [13:17] LilSis     You should return the money you borrowed. [13:20] Jashin     They'll be back for sure. [13:22] BigSis     Of course they will. You owe them money. [13:25] Jashin     Mei! You're the only one who can protect me! [13:29] Jashin     Please! Protect me...     Protect your Orochimaru! [13:33] Mei     Oh, say that again! [13:35] Jashin     Please! [13:38] Mei     Okay! I'll protect you     with everything I have! [13:42] Jashin     Thank you, Mei! [13:46] Shiro     What exactly are Shiro and     her sisters watching right now? [13:49] Mei     Shiro? [13:51] Mei     Shiro?! [13:52] Mei     Of course! The castle! [13:54] Mei     Not Hara Castle, but... SIGN    Castle SIGN    Castle SIGN    Hara SIGN    Hara SIGN    Natsuko (Miss) SIGN    Natsuko (Miss) [13:56] Mei     Miss Hara Natsuko! SIGN    Castle SIGN    Castle SIGN    Natsuko (Miss) SIGN    Natsuko (Miss) SIGN    Under SIGN    Under SIGN    Construction SIGN    Construction [13:59] Mei     Check this out! I'll get all      the cultists of the world SIGN    Southward [14:02] Mei     to gather at Hara Natsuko     Castle and keep them there! [14:05] LilSis     Just repay your debt. [14:07] MobA     I'm a cultist, but why am I here? [14:08] MobB     I'm a cultist, but... [14:08] MobC     I'm a cultist, but still... [14:10] MobD     I just want to support Per-chan. [14:11] MobG     My favorite's Yamada Marina-chan.     She's from Fukuoka. [14:12] MobE     Her actress is my favorite! [14:13] MobF     I'm a fan of Yusa Koji-sama. [14:15] DevilA     I heard that. [14:17] Chiba     Doesn't that girl look like Noel-chan? [14:19] Ozaki     She's a dead ringer for her! [14:21] Hashira     I'm so glad we came to Minamishimabara! [14:25] Mei     Yep! It looks great on you! [14:27] Jashin     You think so? [14:28] Mei     You're a savior now! [14:30] Jashin     A savior? [14:32] Shiro     Why did we get dragged into this? [14:35] LilSis     It's a terrible hassle. [14:37] Jashin     A savior... [14:38] Jashin     That's right! I'm the savior     who can save the heretics! [14:42] Jashin     Jashin-chan the Savior! [14:44] Mei     You go, Orochimaru! [14:45] LilSis     More like a devil king, I'd say... [14:47] Medusa     Jashin-chan! [14:52] Medusa     Stop running away from Hell Financing! [14:54] Medusa     You should do honest work to     repay your debt! Okay? [14:57] Misogoro     Gosh, what a nice castle. [15:01] Lierre     What's even going on here? [15:03] Mei     That's... [15:04] Mei     Monochrome! [15:05] Ran     Kyon-Kyon! [15:09] Kyon     Don't worry! I'll protect you, Onee-chan! [15:12] Jashin     Hear me, humans! [15:14] Jashin     I am Jashin-chan the Savior. [15:16] Jashin     I have descended to join my     cultists in rebuilding this world! [15:19] Jashin     I will be the god of a new world! [15:22] Medusa     You're a devil, though... [15:23] Yurine     Stop making trouble for     everyone and surrender already. [15:26] Jashin     Listen to me! [15:28] Jashin     This is a rebellion.      We're going to do everything over. [15:31] Jashin     Here at Hara Natsuko Castle,     I have risen to action! [15:34] Mei     And Monochrome is our emblem! [15:37] Ran     Huh?! What?! [15:38] Jashin     That's right! This is the     Minamishimabara Rebellion Ran-Ran! [15:43] Kyon     Onee-chan?! [15:46] Kyon     When did those humans do this?! [15:48] Jashin     See that? That's the power of my cultists! [15:51] Yurine     That's just kidnapping. SIGN    The Ran-Ran Rescue Squad SIGN    - SIGN    - SIGN    - SIGN    Kidnapping is a Crime [15:56] Yurine     I swear... You're not going to     understand until you get punished. [16:00] Lierre     I don't like fighting, but I'll back you up. [16:03] Kyon     Grr! Give Onee-chan back! [16:06] Medusa     G-Go easy on them, okay? [16:08] Medusa     Okay? Okay? [16:09] Yurine     I hope you're ready, Jashin-chan! [16:12] Jashin     Uh, where'd you just pull     that katana from, exactly? [16:15] Lierre     Let's go! [16:16] All     Yeah! [16:20] MobI     H-Here they come! [16:30] Jashin     Kyon-Kyon's gone berserk... [16:45] Jashin     Cultists shouldn't be letting     a god save them, damn it! [16:48] Jashin     I'll destroy all of them. [16:50] Jashin     Open the gunports! [16:54] Jashin     Fire! [17:01] Ozaki     Should we really be doing this? [17:03] Hashira     Yeah, what if someone gets hurt? [17:05] Chiba     No. [17:06] Chiba     There's no going back now. [17:08] Chiba     We have to do this for her sake... [17:11] Chiba     Yes! For the girl who     looks just like Noel-chan! SIGN    Doesn't Matter Who It Is Anymore [17:15] LilSis     They've damaged the castle walls. [17:15] BigSis     Who is Noel-san? [17:25] Three     Eek! [17:26] Yurine     I just cut something disgusting. [17:31] Jashin     The cannons... [17:33] Jashin     Yurine?! [17:35] Jashin     Tch, in that case... [17:38] Jashin     Shiro, you're going to be my barley. [17:42] Jashin     Move a muscle, and we're both     Paradise-bound! That what you want? [17:46] Yurine     So she knows she's losing. [17:49] Lierre     Paradise will never welcome a devil. [17:52] Lierre     This has turned into     quite the reunion, Shiro. [17:55] Shiro     Lierre-sama! [17:59] Jashin     M-My sword! [18:04] Ran     Kyon— [18:09] Jashin     Stopped it with her teeth. [18:10] Mei     Stopped it with her teeth. [18:17] Mei     Monochrome! [18:23] Ran     Kyon-Kyon, no! [18:24] Kyon     Huh? Onee-chan, when did you... [18:27] Jashin     She was just on a rampage,      oblivious to everything? [18:29] Yurine     Jashin-chan, just give it up. [18:34] Lierre     Accept your fate. [18:36] Jashin     Y-Yes, my situation does seem dire. [18:39] Jashin     But... [18:40] Jashin     But I still have one trick up my sleeve! [18:42] Jashin     Sorry, debt collectors! I'm making my escape! [18:45] Yurine     You just keep making the     same mistake over and over. [18:49] Jashin     Sacrifice yourself for me, Yurine! [18:51] Jashin     I'll escape to Hell, and the     slate will be wiped clean! [18:54] Jashin     This is what it means to "live facing south."     Right, old dude who appeared at the beginning? [18:59] Kajiwara     No, it's not. [19:00] Jashin     I'll kill Yurine, and my     mission will be complete! [19:15] Medusa     J-J-J-J-Jashin-chan! [19:18] Yurine     So, on that note... [19:20] Yurine     Everyone, to prove you're not cultists, step on      this image of the cult leader before you go. [19:26] Jashin     Watch where you're stepping, damn it! [19:28] MobJ     Ooh! Jashin-chan yelled at me! [19:31] MobK     I never would've thought we'd get     to step on the real Jashin-chan! [19:34] Jashin     I'm not an image!     I'm the real deal! Don't step on me! [19:37] MobL     Squee! [19:38] Lierre     Is this really proving anything? [19:38] MonM     I didn't get to step on her at the     bookstore in Jinbocho, so this is great! [19:39] Yurine     Ah, I'd say it's fine. [19:41] Medusa     Jashin-chan... [19:42] Mei     Orochimaru, look what's happened to you... [19:45] Misogoro     Hm? She's been stepped on so much,     she looks like some kind of dough. [19:49] Medusa     Huh? Dough? [19:51] MobN     That looks like it feels good! [19:51] Misogoro     We should have an artisan take a look at her. [19:55] Medusa     What do you think? [19:56] Nouchi     This is some nice dough. Let's use it. [19:59] Jashin     Huh? [20:00] Nouchi     We start by rolling it flat. [20:03] Nouchi     Once stretched thin, we hang them up,      and once they've matured... [20:07] Nouchi     We pull them apart, hang them up      in banners to dry, and then... [20:12] Nouchi     The Jashin-chan somen is complete. [20:14] Jashin     Wait, how'd this even happen?! [20:16] Nouchi     When boiling them, keep an eye on the time. [20:18] Nouchi     Avoid adding more water, but adjust the     heat slightly to make them taste better. [20:23] All     They look tasty! [20:24] Jashin     Nothing about this looks tasty! [20:26] Medusa     Jashin-chan... [20:26] Mei     Orochimaru will become part of     my body and live with me forever! [20:27] Shiro     Delicious! [20:28] BigSis     It truly is. [20:29] LilSis     Yes. [20:30] KyonRan     Hao chi! [20:31] Jashin     Stop eating me! [20:33] Yurine     Minamishimabara sure is a nice place. [20:40] Jashin     That was traumatic. [20:42] Jashin     They could make a movie out     of my escape from Mei's stomach. [20:42] Medusa     Jashin-chan, why don't you     give up and just work? I'll help you. [20:48] Jashin     To work is to lose! I've made up my mind! [20:51] Jashin     I'll never look back. I'm going to     live facing south, like a sunflower. [20:56] Jashin     Minamishimabara taught me that. [20:59] Yurine     You couldn't have     distorted that lesson more. [21:01] I     Listen, Jashin-chan-kun... [21:05] II     Would you just let us catch you already? [21:13] III     She ran off! [21:15] III     But that way leads to the ocean! [21:16] IV     There's nowhere to run! [21:17] 1234     What?! [21:19] I     She's running across the water! [21:20] II     Like Amakusa Shiro! [21:22] Yurine     Hey! Why are you taking us with you? [21:24] Medusa     Jashin-chan? [21:25] Jashin     I won't run anymore! I won't look back!      I won't get caught, and I won't work, either! [21:29] Jashin     I'll get away from these guys for good! [21:33] Jashin     Live facing south! [21:35] Medusa     But you're heading west! [23:10] Medusa     Hi! It's Medusa! [23:12] Medusa     This lavender field is beautiful!     Purple as far as the eye can see! [23:17] Medusa     Next time on Dropkick     on My Devil!! X, episode 9: [23:21] Medusa     "Lavender-Colored Eyes     Misting Over in Furano." [23:24] Medusa     What? It's the same color     as my eyes, you say? [23:27] Medusa     Come and take a closer look. [23:30] Medusa     You all just turned to ash! [23:33] Medusa     You want to know why I'm so excited? [23:35] Medusa     You'll have to wait until     next week to find out! E9 - Lavender-Colored Eyes Misting Over in Furano Source: Crunchyroll Translator: Editor: Timer: QC: (Please feel free to edit the speaker names if incomplete or inaccurate. Names are handled on a best-effort basis depending on the info on the source file. Dialogue is left as is.) [00:03] Yurine     I never would've guessed we'd be going     back to Hokkaido in a hot air balloon. [00:08] Jashin     What a nice view. [00:11] Medusa     Let's do honest work to     to repay your debt, okay? [01:51] DevilA     In Furano City nao! SIGN    Furano, Hokkaido [01:54] DevilA     This is Furano, a city in the middle of     Hokkaido with a population of about 200,000. SIGN    Spring [02:02] DevilA     It's beautiful in all four seasons. SIGN    Summer SIGN    Autumn [02:07] DevilA     Each season paints the     city in its own colors. SIGN    Winter [02:11] DevilA     You could call it "the color of the north." SIGN    The SIGN    The SIGN    of the North SIGN    of the North [02:20] Medusa     Doesn't this clear, fresh air     feel great, Jashin-chan? [02:23] Jashin     There are so many shops     in the middle of the forest. [02:29] Medusa     Wow, these trinkets are so cute! [02:31] Medusa     Are they handmade? [02:33] Medusa     Hey, why don't we open our own shop here? [02:36] Jashin     Our own shop? [02:37] Medusa     You could bake cakes and     other sweets, and I could sell them. [02:42] Medusa     If we keep up that kind of work     until your debt is repaid... [02:46] Medusa     That's it! Work with me, Jashin-chan! [02:49] Medusa     We might have your debt     paid off in 600 million years! [02:52] Jashin     Wow. The birds are singing. [02:55] Medusa     Jashin-chan? [02:56] Yurine     Stop running from reality. [02:58] Yurine     If you don't repay your debt,     even a little at a time, it won't go away. [03:02] Jashin     Even if I do work, I can never repay it. [03:06] Yurine     Huh? [03:07] Jashin     The thing is, I borrowed it at a compound     interest rate of 100% every ten days.[ [03:11] Yurine     What?! [03:11] Yurine     You seriously borrowed 30 million yen      at an interest rate like that?! [03:15] Medusa     That's an annual rate of about 970%... [03:18] Medusa     And if a whole year goes by... [03:20] DevilA     Open the price! [03:22] DevilA     Ones, tens, hundreds, thousands, ten thousands,     hundred thousands, millions, ten millions,     hundred millions, billions, ten billions,     hundred billions, trillions,     ten trillions, hundred trillions,     quadrillions, ten quadrillions,     hundred quadrillions, quintillions! SIGN    Yen [03:24] DevilA     Ones, tens, hundreds, thousands, ten thousands,     hundred thousands, millions, ten millions,     hundred millions, billions, ten billions,     hundred billions, trillions,     ten trillions, hundred trillions,     quadrillions, ten quadrillions,     hundred quadrillions, quintillions! SIGN    Yen SIGN    Yen [03:26] DevilA     Ones, tens, hundreds, thousands, ten thousands,     hundred thousands, millions, ten millions,     hundred millions, billions, ten billions,     hundred billions, trillions,     ten trillions, hundred trillions,     quadrillions, ten quadrillions,     hundred quadrillions, quintillions! SIGN    Yen [03:26] DevilA     Ones, tens, hundreds, thousands, ten thousands,     hundred thousands, millions, ten millions,     hundred millions, billions, ten billions,     hundred billions, trillions,     ten trillions, hundred trillions,     quadrillions, ten quadrillions,     hundred quadrillions, quintillions! [03:27] DevilA     Ones, tens, hundreds, thousands, ten thousands,     hundred thousands, millions, ten millions,     hundred millions, billions, ten billions,     hundred billions, trillions,     ten trillions, hundred trillions,     quadrillions, ten quadrillions,     hundred quadrillions, quintillions! [03:27] DevilA     Ones, tens, hundreds, thousands, ten thousands,     hundred thousands, millions, ten millions,     hundred millions, billions, ten billions,     hundred billions, trillions,     ten trillions, hundred trillions,     quadrillions, ten quadrillions,     hundred quadrillions, quintillions! SIGN    Yen [03:27] Medusa     Three quintillion... SIGN    Yen [03:28] Medusa     Three quintillion... [03:30] Yurine     That would cover Japan's     national budget for 30,000 years. [03:33] Jashin     Medusa! [03:34] Jashin     My ATM! Use your entire     savings to pay it back! [03:38] Medusa     Th-That's impossible! My entire savings     wouldn't even shave off a zero! [03:42] Jashin     An ATM should be able to     spit out money infinitely! [03:44] Yurine     You know that's not how it works. [03:47] Medusa     Her debt will just keep growing and growing. [03:51] Medusa     Even with our long life spans, [03:54] Medusa     we can never pay it back. [04:00] Jashin     Medusa! [04:03] Medusa     Fine. [04:05] Jashin     Medusa? [04:10] Medusa     Let's sell some organs. [04:12] Medusa     Don't worry! I'll sell mine along with you. [04:16] Jashin     Huh? Wh-What are you saying? [04:19] Medusa     We may have been born on different days, [04:23] Medusa     but we'll be together at the end. [04:26] Yurine     It's like the Oath of the Peach Garden. [04:28] Medusa     No. [04:31] Medusa     This is... [04:35] Medusa     ...the Oath of Ningle Terrace! [04:38] Jashin     Huh?! This is... [04:40] Jashin     The form that surpasses Politely     Speaking Medusa in pure outrage, [04:43] Jashin     the rarest form of all, which I've     only seen once, 6,666 years ago... [04:48] Jashin     Medusa High! [04:50] Yurine     Medusa High? [04:52] Jashin     It's short for Medusa in     Exceptionally High Spirits! [04:55] Medusa     So that's settled! [04:56] Medusa     All that's left for us to do is spend     our final days having a blast in Furano! [04:58] Jashin     Whoa, wait! [05:02] Medusa     Furano, let's go! [05:05] Yurine     Medusa High is a riot. SIGN    Devil Fighters SIGN    m 50 0 b 100 0 100 100 50 100 b 0 100 0 0 50 0 SIGN    Ja-Shin-Oh SIGN    Devil Fighters SIGN    m 50 0 b 100 0 100 100 50 100 b 0 100 0 0 50 0 SIGN    Jashin King SIGN    Devil Fighters SIGN    m 50 0 b 100 0 100 100 50 100 b 0 100 0 0 50 0 SIGN    Jashin King SIGN    Devil Fighters SIGN    m 50 0 b 100 0 100 100 50 100 b 0 100 0 0 50 0 SIGN    Jashin King SIGN    Jashin King SIGN    Devil Fighters SIGN    m 50 0 b 100 0 100 100 50 100 b 0 100 0 0 50 0 SIGN    m 50 0 b 100 0 100 100 50 100 b 0 100 0 0 50 0 SIGN    Jashin King SIGN    Devil Fighters SIGN    m 0 0 l 100 0 100 100 0 100 SIGN    Medusa High SIGN    m 50 0 b 100 0 100 100 50 100 b 0 100 0 0 50 0 SIGN    Light SIGN    m 0 0 l 100 0 100 100 0 100 SIGN    The rarest and craziest card of all, unseen for      the past 6,666 years!!! "Let's all be happy☆彡" SIGN    Attack SIGN    Defense [05:09] Medusa     It's always my turn! SIGN    Furano Cheese Factory [05:14] Medusa     Yurine-san, take our picture! [05:16] Medusa     Come on, Jashin-chan, pose with me! [05:19] Jashin     A picture? Are you— [05:21] Jashin     Wha... Hey... [05:29] Jashin     Let's get fired up! [05:31] Medusa     Hype! [05:32] Yurine     Now Jashin-chan's "high," too. [05:35] Medusa     Let's use this picture at our funeral! [05:37] Jashin     Yay! [05:39] Yurine     Okay, say cheese. [05:40] Goto     Whoo! Who wants pizza baked in a pizza     oven imported straight from Napoli? [05:45] Goto     The Furano Cheese Special! [05:47] Medusa     Cheese Special? SIGN    Goto [05:49] Goto     It's a five-cheese pizza with wine cheddar,     white, maison de biere, sepia, and mozzarella! [05:57] Both     Wow! [05:59] Yurine     Even the guy working here is pretty high. [06:02] Yurine     I guess looking into Medusa High's     eyes doesn't cause petrification. [06:05] DevilA     By the way, the bracelet     on Yurine's left wrist [06:08] DevilA     also protects her from     Medusa High's influence. [06:13] Jashin     Super tasty! [06:16] Jashin     The five types of cheese are creating     an exquisite harmony in my mouth! [06:21] Medusa     Jeez, you've got cheese on your cheek. [06:24] Medusa     Lick. [06:25] Jashin     Oh, Medusa! [06:27] Yurine     What are you, newlyweds? [06:29] Medusa     Thank you, cows of the world! [06:31] Jashin     Power to the moo! [06:36] DevilA     This is Furano Marche. [06:39] DevilA     Just about any Furano souvenir     you could want is here. [06:45] Medusa     This looks tasty, too! [06:47] Medusa     Oh, and this! [06:49] Medusa     Jashin-chan, let's buy that, too! [06:51] Jashin     They all look delicious! [06:53] Jashin     Medusa! Buy that, too! [06:55] Medusa     Excuse me! We'd like all     the snacks on this shelf! [06:59] Medusa     Let's take lots of Furano     souvenirs with us to Hell! [07:03] Jashin     Yeah! [07:07] Medusa     We bought so many. [07:08] Jashin     Yep. [07:10] Medusa     Oh! Look, Jashin-chan! SIGN    Suzuran SIGN    Street [07:14] Both     Suzuran Street! [07:16] Jashin     What?! So this is actually     Jinbocho instead of Furano?! [07:20] Yurine     You know it's not. [07:22] Medusa     I guess Furano has a Suzuran Street, too! [07:25] Yurine     It makes me feel like there's     a connection to Jinbocho. [07:27] Medusa     It's a miracle! [07:29] Medusa     Just like how Jashin-chan     and I met in this big world! [07:32] Jashin     Medusa! [07:34] Medusa     Jashin-chan! [07:36] Both     Lovey-love! Lovey-love! [07:40] Medusa     I think there's something over there     that'll remind us of Jinbocho, too! SIGN    Fubuki     (Plain) SIGN    Cream and jam sandwiched     between bouchée pastry,     creating a look reminiscent     of the vast snowfields     of the north. SIGN    Fubuki     (Plain) SIGN    Cream and jam sandwiched     between bouchée pastry,     creating a look reminiscent     of the vast snowfields     of the north. [07:48] Jashin     Hey! Isn't this Fresh Moon?! [07:51] Medusa     It looks just like it! [07:52] Jashin     So this really is Jinbocho?! [07:54] Yurine     Again, it's not. [07:56] Worker     There's a side of Furano     I wanna tell ya about! [07:58] Worker     This is called "Fubuki." [08:00] Worker     It's a bouchée pastry that's     as thick and fluffy as snow, [08:04] Worker     but check this out!     It's got jam in the middle! [08:06] Yurine     So there's another pastry     similar to Fresh Moon. [08:10] Yurine     This makes me feel a     connection to Jinbocho, too. [08:12] Medusa     Yeah! It really is fate! [08:15] Yurine     And these say "Furano Yukidoke Cheesecake." [08:18] Yurine     They all look delicious. SIGN    Bellybutton     Manju SIGN    (Coarse Red Bean Paste) [08:22] Jashin     What's this? [08:24] Jashin     Bellybutton Manju? Why "Bellybutton"? [08:28] Worker     There's a side of Furano     I wanna tell ya about! [08:30] Worker     Next to the nearby Zunashi     River is Hokushin Shrine, [08:33] Worker     also known as the Bellybutton Shrine! [08:36] Worker     You should go check it out! [08:37] Jashin     So I'll find out if I go there?! SIGN    m 0 0 l 100 0 100 100 0 100 SIGN    Hokushin Shrine [08:47] Jashin     This Bellybutton Manju is tasty. [08:51] Yurine     So this is the Zunashi River, huh? [08:53] Yurine     Apparently, nobody knows      where its source is. [08:58] Jashin     Wow, really? [09:00] Jashin     How very educational! [09:03] Jashin     So why are this manju and the shrine     called "Bellybutton," anyway? [09:06] Medusa     There! Done! [09:08] Jashin     What's done? SIGN    I pray Jashin-chan's     and my organs sell     for a high price ☆          Medusa [09:10] Jashin     "I pray Jashin-chan's and my organs     sell for a high price. Medusa." [09:15] Medusa     Let's sell our organs together! [09:18] Jashin     Let's! [09:21] Yurine     "The Bellybutton Bond Stone." [09:24] Yurine     "If two people join hands through the hole,      their bond will grow deeper," it says. [09:30] Yurine     Why don't you two try it? [09:32] Medusa     Let's do it! [09:32] Jashin     Let's deepen our bond! [09:36] Medusa     Ready? Reach your hand out! [09:38] Jashin     Okay! [09:42] Medusa     Jashin-chan! [09:43] Jashin     Medusa! [09:48] Medusa     Now our bond is even deeper! [09:52] Jashin     It's even deeper than Hell! [09:55] Medusa     Jashin-chan! [09:57] Jashin     Medusa! [09:58] Medusa     Jashin-chan! [09:59] Jashin     Medusa! [10:00] Medusa     Jashin-chan! [10:02] Yurine     Although... [10:02] Jashin     Me-du-sa! [10:02] Yurine     I feel like touching that stone     and getting rid of Jashin-chan [10:03] Medusa     Jashin-chan! [10:04] Jashin     Medusa! [10:05] Medusa     Jashin-chan! SIGN    Separation Stone [10:06] Jashin     Medusa! [10:06] ---     would benefit Medusa     a lot more, personally. [10:07] Medusa     Jashin-chan! [10:08] Jashin     Medusa! [10:11] Medusa     Jashin-chan! Do you hear music? [10:15] Jashin     I do! I heard "bellybutton" again! [10:19] Medusa     Jashin-chan, let's go dance! [10:20] Jashin     Might as well dance, as they say! [10:22] Both     Yay! [10:26] Medusa     As long as we're dancing,     we should get everyone to join us! [10:29] Medusa     Hey, everyone! [10:31] Medusa     Come on over! [10:36] All     Yay! [10:41] Passersby     Yay! [10:43] All     Yay! [10:46] DevilA     Since Medusa High passed her powers      to Jashin-chan and the others, [10:49] DevilA     they got everyone in the town hyped up, [10:51] DevilA     and just like that, the Hokkai     Bellybutton Festival took off! [10:55] Yurine     Anything goes in this anime, huh? SIGN    ° The Hokkai Bellybutton Festival is held August 28th-29th. [11:07] DevilA     And this is the Wine Fountain     located near Furano Station. [11:12] DevilA     This is water. SIGN    Clink SIGN    Suddenly SIGN    With Thanks for     the Earth's Blessings SIGN    With Thanks for     the Earth's Blessings SIGN    With Thanks for     the Earth's Blessings SIGN    Furano Wine Grape Factory SIGN    Furano Wine Grape Factory [11:16] Yurine     The Medusa High effect just     kicked off yet another festival. SIGN    ° The Furano Wine Grape Festival is held      in early September. [11:21] Minos     Hey, look! [11:22] Pekola     They're trampling grapes! [11:24] Poporon     That's how they make the wine! [11:26] Pino     Looks fun! [11:27] Lierre     Okay! We'll go do that, too! SIGN    Oh! I wanna do it, too! SIGN    Rich and     Nourishing SIGN    Rich and     Nourishing [11:47] Lierre     This is pretty fun! SIGN    It feels funny! [11:50] Minos     I'm gonna trample and trample     and trample some more! [11:52] Poporon     I've never done anything like this before! [11:55] Pekola     It feels so nice and cool on my feet! [11:57] Pino     I hope it'll become delicious wine! [11:59] Jashin     Trample with us, Yurine! [12:02] Medusa     My heart is leaping! [12:04] Yurine     Are you allowed to say that? [12:06] Miku     There! There! [12:07] Miku     Get all Miku-Miku'd up! [12:09] Jashin     You're pretty good at this! [12:12] Miku     You're not so bad yourself! [12:13] Pino     This is making me want to drink some wine! [12:17] Medusa     Then, let's go drink some later! It's on me! [12:20] All     Yay! [12:23] DevilA     To be continued in the second half. [12:31] Medusa     Look at all these barrels! [12:33] Medusa     And they're all full of wine! [12:36] Pino     There are so many     different varieties of wine. [12:39] Lierre     So they let it age for years,      sometimes even decades, huh? [12:43] Lierre     That takes a lot of patience for humans,      considering their short lifespans. [12:47] Jashin     I can feel the history in here! SIGN    It smells so nice! [12:51] Minos     Hey, now. You need to wait     until you're an adult, Per-chan. SIGN    Aw. [12:56] Winery Guy     Feel free to taste as many as you like! [12:59] Winery Guy     Open! [13:02] Jashin     Renaissance! [13:04] Medusa     Passion! [13:05] Jashin     What a nice, full flavor! [13:07] Pekola     And so many varieties!     So much to be thankful for! SIGN    This grape juice is yummy, too! [13:13] Lierre     Indeed, the cider is delicious, too. [13:16] Pino     Lierre-sama... [13:17] Lierre     What's gotten into you? [13:18] Pino     You came down from Heaven to eliminate us... [13:23] Pino     So I'll kill you before you can kill us! [13:26] Lierre     Hey! Stop that! [13:28] Pino     Drop in there already! [13:32] Lierre     Hey, all of you! Stop laughing and help me! [13:38] Minos     Gotta age her well! [13:39] Pekola     Stop, Pino! SIGN    Another Bad Drunk [13:45] Jashin     Huh? [13:45] DevilA     Just then, possibly because     she drank the wine, [13:49] DevilA     Jashin-chan shook off the     effects of Medusa High! [13:52] Jashin     Medusa... [13:54] Jashin     She's really enjoying this... [13:57] Jashin     Can I really make her sell her organs for     my sake when she's having so much fun? [14:03] Jashin     No, I can't! [14:05] Jashin     When every day is this fun,     I can't just let that end! [14:09] Jashin     I take it all back! [14:12] Minos     What're you shouting about? [14:14] Jashin     I take back what I said     about selling my organs. [14:17] Jashin     And I take back what I said     about never working again. [14:21] Jashin     I'll work, work, and work some     more, right here in Furano, [14:25] Jashin     and I'll repay my debt myself. [14:28] Jashin     Medusa, I won't make you sad anymore! [14:34] Medusa     Jashin-chan... SIGN    You still haven't paid off Jashin-chan's debt? [14:39] Yurine     It's not that we haven't.     It's just so bloated that we literally can't. [14:49] Jashin     I'll work at Yoshida Farm! [14:51] Jashin     Here you go! Your Furano Dream! [14:55] All     Let's eat! [14:56] Jashin     Enjoy. [14:58] Jashin     I'll memorize all the     varieties of melon in Furano! [15:01] Jashin     King Ruby! Felice! [15:03] Jashin     Rupiah Red! Tiara! [15:04] Jashin     King Ruby! Felice! [15:06] Jashin     Rupiah Red! Tiara! [15:07] Jashin     Perfect! SIGN    Furano Dream [15:11] Jashin     I'm tired of this. [15:16] Jashin     I'm just inherently     incompatible with working. [15:19] Jashin     My cells are designed to not have to work. [15:25] Jashin     What if I drew my face on this melon? [15:31] Jashin     I think I might see a way     out of repaying my debt! [15:34] Jashin     Let's get merchandising! [15:37] Melon     You desire the power of melons? [15:40] Jashin     That voice... [15:41] Melon     Then... you shall have it! [15:47] Jashin     Devil Fusion! SIGN    On the Scene SIGN    On the Scene [15:50] Jashin     I'm Muskmelon Jashin-chan! [15:53] Jashin     Now, step right up, ladies and gentlemen! SIGN    Jashin-chan Melon Expo [15:55] Jashin     You can't buy these Jashin-chan     Melons anywhere else! [15:58] Jashin     Buy now for a special bargain rate     of 60,000—no, 6,660,000 yen each! [16:03] Jashin     Come on! Buy, buy, buy! It's a steal! [16:07] Jashin     I couldn't sell a single one. [16:10] Jashin     I guess no one's gonna buy a     melon for 6,660,000 yen, huh? SIGN    This is the Sorachi River SIGN    This is the Sorachi River SIGN    This is the Sorachi River [16:18] Jashin     Sorachi? SIGN    This is the Sorachi River [16:19] Jashin     Rats! If that major publisher, the     Hitotsubashi Group, was publishing my manga, [16:24] Jashin     maybe I could've benefited     from the Sorachi name, too! SIGN    Jatama [16:29] Jashin     What am I supposed to do? [16:33] Jashin     I guess all I can do is float      aimlessly around Furano. [16:37] Jashin     Floating, floating... Floating around Furano... [16:49] Jashin     What beautiful scenery. [16:52] Jashin     And this jam made by that old lady      that I bought near here... [16:56] Jashin     Putting it on a red bean bun gives     me a hundred times the energy. [17:02] Jashin     Goro's Stone House... [17:05] Jashin     Is that "Goro" as in "Misogoro"? [17:12] Jashin     They're as beautiful as Hell. SIGN    Hokkaido     Bellybutton     Festival SIGN    The     Bellybutton     of Hokkaido          Furano     City SIGN    This is the     center of     Hokkaido SIGN    Hokkaido     Central     Mark [17:20] Jashin     Hokkaido Central Mark... [17:24] Jashin     Is this the center of Hokkaido? [17:26] Statue     Exactly, button! [17:29] Statue     It's on the Furano Elementary School     grounds, and it's officially called: [17:32] Statue     the "Hokkaido Central Latitude     and Longitude Survey Marker." [17:36] Statue     It's dedicated cultural property, button! [17:39] Statue     Starting in the year Taisho 3, [17:41] Statue     a professor from what was then the Kyoto     Imperial University spent two years here, [17:47] Statue     measuring the Earth's latitude     and longitude, as well as its gravity. [17:51] Statue     The marker was erected     in commemoration, button! [17:53] Jashin     Oh, really? [17:54] Jashin     Thanks, fake statue. [17:56] Statue     Don't call me fake, button! [17:58] Jashin     So this "bellybutton" stuff is because     this is the center of Hokkaido, huh? [18:03] Jashin     Bellybuttons guided me on this trip     to Furano. I almost feel a connection. [18:07] Jashin     I wasn't just floating aimlessly after all. [18:11] III     That's right. [18:12] III     And you haven't forgotten     your connection to us, right? [18:22] Jashin     No! I don't want to sell my organs! [18:26] Medusa     You're garbage. [18:27] Medusa     What were you doing wandering     around? You did no work at all. [18:31] Jashin     Please help me! Forgive me! [18:34] Yurine     Medusa High is gone.     She's in pissed mode now. SIGN    I can't blame her. [18:40] Medusa     I've run out of patience with you.     I can't put up with you anymore. [18:44] Jashin     Medusa! [18:44] Lierre     You made your own bed. [18:46] Poporon     Honestly... [18:46] Jashin     No! I don't want to die! Help me! [18:50] III     Well, we'll be taking Jashin-chan now. [18:53] Yurine     She's all yours. [18:54] IV     Hell has more supply than demand for organs,     so we'll make Jashin-chan work [18:59] IV     for 66.6 billion years in the underground     empire until she pays off her debt. SIGN    Psst... SIGN    Psst... SIGN    Psst... SIGN    Psst... [19:04] Medusa     Work hard underground and     think about what you've done. [19:07] Jashin     Save me! [19:08] Minos     Wait just a minute! SIGN    Virtue SIGN    Virtue [19:11] Uozumi     Little lady, you run too fast.     Gimme a minute to rest. SIGN    Virtue [19:15] Jashin     Minos and Uozumi of the Matsuya Family?! SIGN    Virtue [19:18] Minos     My dad talked to the     higher-ups at Hell Financing. [19:22] III     Your dad? [19:23] Uozumi     He's the head of the Matsuya Family. [19:28] Uozumi     The little lady here is the boss's daughter. [19:31] Minos     The compound interest on the money     Jashin-chan borrowed is way too excessive, [19:36] Minos     so he got them to agree to let her     pay back only what she borrowed, [19:39] Minos     interest-free, over a period of 666 years. SIGN    Good     Faith [19:42] III & IV     Huh? [19:43] (Flashback) Voice     Okay! [19:46] Uozumi     If the fish is kind to the water,     the water is kind to the fish. [19:50] Uozumi     In return, you guys will be     doing our work from now on. [19:54] IV     Oh, right. I can accept that. [19:58] III     Okay, then, you're gonna     spend the next 666 years [20:02] III     earning 3,750 yen each month to     pay off your debt. You got that? [20:06] Jashin     Y-Yes, sir! Understood! [20:10] Jashin     I'm saved! [20:11] Jashin     3,750 yen a month isn't much different     from my monthly smartphone bill! [20:16] Jashin     I'm free now! [20:17] Yurine     Sheesh. [20:18] Minos     Sorry to put you through     all that work, Lieutenant. [20:21] Uozumi     Not at all. I'm here to do     anything you ask, little lady. [20:24] Yurine     Minos's dad is a family boss? Wait, then... [20:29] Uozumi     Oh, we're in the construction business.     One of the biggest and oldest in Hell. [20:34] Yurine     And it's not just a front? [20:36] Uozumi     We're a construction business. [20:38] Medusa     Well, everyone, let's go back to Jinbocho. [20:40] Pekola     Yes, let's go home. [20:43] Pekola     I have my work, after all. [20:45] Pino     I'd love to come to Hokkaido again. [20:46] Poporon     Me, too. [20:47] Lierre     We'll come back to check out all     the best foods—I mean, power spots! [20:51] Yurine     It was a nice trip. [20:53] Jashin     Hey! SIGN    Working at the farm was so much fun! [20:54] Jashin     Hey! Untie me! [20:57] Minos     We gotta come visit the cattle again! [20:59] Jashin     Hey... Hey... [21:02] Jashin     Hey! [21:05] DevilA     And so, Jashin-chan was     left behind in Furano. [21:12] DevilA     But! [21:17] Jashin     Powder snow is the best! [21:19] DevilA     She took the opportunity to     enjoy Furano to the fullest! [21:23] DevilA     Chan-cha— [21:25] Jashin     Hey, I remember you. [21:27] Miku     Jashin-chan, let's sing together. [21:31] Both     I'll get you all... [21:35] Miku     ...Miku-Miku'd up! [21:35] Jashin     ...Jashi-Jashi'd up! [22:57] Jashin     That was super fun! Let's have tea     later with some sweets I made! [23:02] Miku     Yay! SIGN    m 0 0 l 124 0 l 124 3 l 127 3 l 127 68 l 124 68 l 124 71 l 0 71 l 0 68 l -3 68 l -3 3 l 0 3 SIGN    Medusa's mood      improved! [23:10] Ran     I hear there's a pair of twin pandas     that's really popular in the human realm! [23:14] Ran     Twin pandas! That sounds so nice! [23:17] Ran     Wait, twins? That's it! [23:20] Ran     Kyon-Kyon, want to become a panda, too? [23:22] Kyon     I'll pass! [23:23] Ran     Next time on Dropkick     on My Devil!! X, episode 10: [23:28] Kyon     "Ask the Sky! My Name Is Jashin-chan!" [23:32] Ran     Aw, but I think it'd be nice if we matched... [23:37] Kyon     I'll pass! E10 - Ask the Sky! My Name Is Jashin-chan! Source: Crunchyroll Translator: Editor: Timer: QC: (Please feel free to edit the speaker names if incomplete or inaccurate. Names are handled on a best-effort basis depending on the info on the source file. Dialogue is left as is.) SIGN    To Jashin-chan [00:08] Jashin     I'm... I'm back. [00:11] Jashin     I finally made it home! [00:15] Jashin     Huh? [00:16] Jashin     Yurine? [00:21] Jashin     Yurine? [00:24] Jashin     She's gone... [02:01] Jashin     So anyway...p[ [02:03] Jashin     Yurine's gone. [02:05] Minos     Also, welcome back, Jashin-chan. [02:08] Jashin     Ya got a lot of nerve saying that!     You guys took off and left me in Hokkaido! SIGN    You deserved it. [02:15] Minos     Your debt got taken care of, right? [02:18] Medusa     Jashin-chan, when we're back in Hell,     we need to go thank Minos's dad. [02:23] Jashin     That's the thing! [02:24] Jashin     Yurine, the key to me     getting back to Hell, is gone! [02:28] Jashin     I don't even care about my debt right now! [02:31] Jashin     If Yurine isn't around,     I can never get back to Hell! SIGN    That's a pretty crazy thing to say in such a frenzy. [02:38] Minos     Maybe Yurine-chan finally abandoned you? [02:44] Jashin     You think I've been abandoned, then? [02:46] Medusa     It's okay, Jashin-chan! You still have me! [02:50] Jashin     You have nothing to do     with anything right now. [02:53] Minos     She wasn't acting any different     when we ate together last night. SIGN    You have no idea why? [03:01] Jashin     I have ideas. Lots of ideas. All the ideas. [03:03] Minos     Okay, and do any of them     stand out in particular? [03:06] Jashin     Hmm... A lot of them, but... [03:09] Jashin     Maybe it was that... [03:12] Yurine     You want to pound mochi? [03:14] Jashin     Yes! They say it's good luck     to pound mochi on the 28th! [03:19] Jashin     I've got a mochi-pounding set all ready. [03:21] Jashin     I ordered it on Prime, and it got here      right away. That's Prime for you. SIGN    Click [03:25] Miku     Miku delivery service! [03:27] Jashin     So I want you to help! [03:29] Yurine     That sounds like fun. Okay, I'll do it. [03:34] Yurine     Oh, you've already pounded it? [03:37] Yurine     Isn't it done now? [03:39] Jashin     It takes two to pound mochi. [03:42] Jashin     I'll pound it, and you can knead it, okay? [03:47] Jashin     Here I go! Hup! [03:51] Yurine     There we go. [03:56] Jashin     You're supposed to say "Hup!"     so we can keep up the rhythm. [04:00] Yurine     That kind of thing embarrasses me. [04:02] Jashin     Say what?! You— [04:04] Yurine     Oh, can it. [04:06] Jashin     Still, you need to find a way      to get over it for me. [04:09] Yurine     Okay, fine. [04:11] Jashin     Hup! [04:12] Yurine     Hup. [04:13] Jashin     Hup! [04:14] Yurine     Hup. [04:15] Jashin     I'm getting into the groove now! [04:18] Yurine     This is pretty fun, huh? [04:21] Jashin     Hup! [04:24] Jashin     Enjoy it all you can, 'cause you're about     to get your head split open and die. [04:29] Jashin     Whoops, my hand slipped! [04:37] Jashin     Are you dead? Well? Are you dead? [04:40] Jashin     I finally did it! [04:43] Jashin     Dinner tonight is Jashin-chan's     hand-pounded mochi with strawberry sauce! [04:50] Yurine     Jashin-chan. [04:52] Yurine     Jashin-chan! [04:54] Yurine     Why'd you start laughing out     of nowhere? You're so creepy. [04:58] Jashin     I only killed her in my head! [05:00] Jashin     But if I do it just like in that     simulation, it'll work perfectly! [05:04] Jashin     Here I go! [05:05] Jashin     Whoops, my hand slipped! [05:11] Jashin     Huh? [05:14] Yurine     What? [05:16] Jashin     Uh, sorry... My hand slipped... Um, I mean... [05:21] Yurine     You're so tired that your hand slipped? [05:24] Yurine     I'll swap with you, then.     You can do the kneading. [05:27] Yurine     Give me the mallet. [05:29] Yurine     Well, come on. Swap with me. [05:35] Jashin     No... [05:36] Jashin     No! I don't care about     mochi-pounding anymore! [05:39] Jashin     Just die the normal way! Royal Copenhagen! [05:53] Yurine     Hmm, I don't have anyone to knead it now. [05:56] Yurine     I wonder if Minos is around. [06:01] Jashin     So that happened. [06:04] Jashin     Actually, that hurt me     a lot more than it hurt her... SIGN    That just sounds like one of your usual stories. [06:10] Minos     Yeah, business as usual. SIGN    Maybe she really did just abandon— [06:16] Jashin     She did not abandon me! [06:18] Minos     Didn't you find any clues at all? Like a note? [06:22] Jashin     A note? Hmm... SIGN    To Jashin-chan SIGN    To Jashin-chan SIGN    To Jashin-chan SIGN    To Jashin-chan SIGN    To Jashin-chan [06:27] (Flashback) Jashin     "To Jashin-chan"? [06:29] (Flashback) Jashin     Nom, nom, nom, nom... [06:31] (Flashback) Jashin     Gulp. [06:33] Jashin     Oh, yeah, that thing! [06:34] Minos     So she did leave a letter, then? [06:37] Jashin     Hang on just a minute. SIGN    You ate it before even reading it? [06:41] Minos     Why would you even eat it? [06:44] Jashin     My bad, my bad. [06:45] Minos     Gross! SIGN    I'm going back to     my parents' home.     Yurine [06:48] Yurine     I'm going back to my parents' home. SIGN    I'm going back to     my parents' home.     Yurine SIGN    I'm going back to     my parents' home.     Yurine [06:50] Jashin     Her parents' home? SIGN    I'm going back to     my parents' home.     Yurine [06:51] Both     Her parents' home? [06:53] Jashin     So there you have it.     Yurine's back at her parents' home. [06:56] Jashin     She didn't abandon me after all! SIGN    I heard "going back my parents' home" is what people say when they leave their partner. [07:05] Jashin     What?! Really?! SIGN    So she did abandon you. [07:09] Jashin     What... did you say? [07:11] Jashin     So using up all my allowance on gambling,     blowing my spending money on horse races, [07:15] Jashin     then running off with 30 million yen     was really that intolerable? [07:20] Minos     You can say all that     without feeling bad about it? [07:23] Jashin     Does she have any idea how much      I suffered living on the run [07:26] Jashin     from Hokkaido in the north      to Kyushu in the south?! SIGN    I thought you enjoyed it quite a bit, actually... [07:33] Minos     Is that all she wrote in the note? [07:37] Jashin     Wait. There's more. [07:43] Jashin     Here. [07:44] Minos     Ugh, gross! Jeez... [07:47] Minos     What's it say? SIGN    If anything     happens,     call my     smartphone. SIGN    This is my     family's address:           XXXXXXXXXXXX      Shinjuku Ward SIGN    I'll be back tomorrow. [07:48] Minos     "If anything happens, call my smartphone.      This is my family's address." [07:52] Minos     "I'll be back tomorrow," huh? [07:55] Jashin     Oh, so she's coming back? [07:58] Jashin     See? I wasn't abandoned after all. SIGN    Good for you. [08:02] Jashin     Her family lives in Shinjuku? That's not far. [08:05] Minos     You didn't know where her family lived? [08:08] Jashin     Yurine doesn't talk about herself much.      She's very mysterious. [08:13] Jashin     Not that I care, though, so it's fine! [08:15] Medusa     Oh, come on, Jashin-chan. If you didn't care,      there was no need to say anything. [08:20] Medusa     You're like those nerds on social media     who can't resist offering their opinion [08:23] Medusa     and who talk way too much. [08:25] Jashin     Medusa, your character's     completely fallen apart. SIGN    Well, anyway, why don't we pay that address a visit? [08:31] Minos     Yeah. [08:33] Jashin     Right! Then we'll find out! [08:34] Minos     Okay, let's all go in my new ride! [08:38] Jashin     New ride? [08:41] Minos     C'mon, hop in. I bought it in Obihiro. [08:45] Jashin     It's just like the last one. [08:45] Medusa     Here you go. SIGN    Thanks! [08:47] Minos     No, it's a little bigger. [08:49] Pino     It seems awfully noisy over here. [08:51] Pino     Oh? Are you going out     somewhere so early in the year? [08:55] Medusa     Just to visit Yurine's family home. SIGN    Want to come with us? [08:59] Pino     Huh? [08:59] Pino     I-I'll pass, thank you. [09:02] Jashin     Yeah, you should pass on this one. [09:04] Jashin     This vehicle's already over capacity. [09:07] Jashin     But the next time you make something,     don't hesitate to bring it over. [09:11] Jashin     Making sweets is the only thing     you're good at, after all. [09:13] Medusa     Hey, Jashin-chan! That's not true! [09:16] Pino     Hmph. I only bring those for Hanazono-san. [09:20] Jashin     Ke-ke-ke! [09:21] Minos     Okay, we're taking off! Hold on tight! [09:24] Jashin     'Kay. [09:25] Minos     Off we go! [09:30] Pino     This is no time to stand around cleaning. [09:33] Pino     I'll make some delicious sweets     that'll leave Jashin-chan speechless. SIGN    Giant     Panda SIGN    Big SIGN    Bear SIGN    Cat SIGN    Giant     Panda SIGN    Big SIGN    Bear SIGN    Cat SIGN    Giant     Panda SIGN    Big SIGN    Bear SIGN    Cat SIGN    Cat SIGN    Bear SIGN    Giant     Panda SIGN    Big [09:40] Jashin     "Big bear cat"? [09:46] Kyon     In Chinese, it means "panda"! SIGN    Red Panda SIGN    Small SIGN    Bear SIGN    Cat [09:53] Ran     And the kanji that reads "small     bear cat" means "red panda." [09:57] Minos     We're here! [10:01] Medusa     This is where Yurine-san's family lives? [10:03] Minos     I didn't know Yurine-chan's     origin story included a shrine. [10:06] Jashin     Orange ginger ale? SIGN    Pathetic. [10:11] Minos     Well, let's head on in! [10:13] Jashin     Do you have a death wish?! [10:15] Minos     Ow! [10:16] Minos     What'd you do that for? [10:18] Jashin     Shrines are holy places. [10:19] Jashin     It might have a barrier     around it to ward off devils. [10:22] Minos     Huh? So what do we do, then? [10:25] Jashin     Whoops, my hand slipped! [10:30] Jashin     Looks like there's no barrier. SIGN    You really are a devil. [10:35] Medusa     Jashin-chan, you're so mean! [10:37] Jashin     Now we know it's safe to go i— SIGN    What are you doing? [10:45] Jashin     Why am I the only one who can't go in? [10:47] Jashin     Oh, I know! It must be     because I'm wearing my cape! [10:55] Jashin     It wasn't the cape? [10:57] Medusa     Are you okay? [11:04] Jashin     I just have to... force my way in! [11:07] Minos     W-Wow... [11:14] Minos     She really got in. [11:16] Medusa     Amazing, Jashin-chan. [11:18] Jashin     So long as ya got energy,     you can do anything! SIGN    You lost your tail. [11:22] Yurine     What are you guys doing? [11:24] Jashin     Gah! Yurine! [11:29] Jashin     Why are you dressed like that? [11:31] Yurine     Oh, this is my work uniform. [11:33] Yurine     I came here to help out     with the New Year's work. [11:37] Jashin     A miko shrine priestess? Miko? Mik— [11:41] Jashin     I'm Miku-chan! [11:43] Yurine     I put up a barrier that should've     kept only Jashin-chan out. Weird. [11:47] Jashin     But why?! SIGN    Yurine-chan, sorry we came over unannounced. [11:51] Minos     We were just curious to see     the place where you were born. [11:55] Medusa     So you were raised at a shrine? [11:57] Yurine     It's not like I was hiding it or anything.     It just never came up. [12:01] Minos     I see. [12:03] Minos     So the secret to your strength     is all this holy power. SIGN    Maybe that's not all it is. [12:13] Yurine     What are you talking about? [12:15] Minos     Nothing. [12:17] Medusa     Looks like it's a huge success! [12:19] Yurine     Yeah, it's New Year's Day. That's why they're      short-handed and asked me to help out. [12:28] Jashin     Ooh! An offering box! [12:32] Medusa     Jashin-chan! [12:34] Jashin     How much is in here, I wonder? Can I break it? [12:37] Yurine     You know... [12:39] Yurine     Karma... [12:41] Yurine     ...is going to get you! [12:43] Jashin     Don't try this at home, kids! [12:46] Yurine     Well, since you're here,     want to draw fortunes? On the house. [12:51] Minos     Oh, sounds good! [12:53] Medusa     Are you okay? [12:54] Jashin     I-I can't get up. SIGN    I thought you could do anything so long as you had energy? [13:00] Yusa     Please continue to support     my sister and me this year! SIGN    Very Bad Luck SIGN    Fortune SIGN    Very Bad Luck SIGN    Fortune SIGN    Very Bad Luck [13:06] Jashin     You got very bad luck! [13:08] Jashin     You're done for! [13:09] Yurine     I got Fair Luck. [13:11] Medusa     Me, too. SIGN    I got Fair Luck, too. [13:14] Jashin     You're the only one who got     Very Bad Luck. You're in trouble. [13:18] Minos     But Very Bad Luck is really rare, right?     So maybe I'm actually lucky! [13:22] Yurine     You're so optimistic, Minos. [13:25] Jashin     She's not optimistic. She's just an idiot. [13:28] Jashin     Poor thing. [13:29] Jashin     You have to live in fear     of your imminent death now. [13:33] Jashin     Incidentally, I'm not afraid of dying. [13:35] Jashin     I'm a strong devil, after all. SIGN    You're such a bad person, Jashin-chan. [13:41] Yurine     Well? What did you draw? [13:43] Jashin     Let's see... SIGN    Death SIGN    Fortune SIGN    Death [13:47] Jashin     I-Is this... [13:49] Medusa     So what'd you get? [13:49] Jashin     ...the continuation of the fortune     I got in Obihiro? No way. It can't be... [13:50] Minos     Bad news? SIGN    Let me see it. SIGN    "Death"? [13:57] Minos     What the heck?     Yurine-chan, what does it mean? [14:00] Yurine     I've never seen it before.     What a bad omen to start the year with. SIGN    m 0 0 l 100 0 100 100 0 100 SIGN    Gastric     Acid     Rising SIGN    m 0 0 l 100 0 100 100 0 100 SIGN    Gastric     Acid     Rising SIGN    m 0 0 l 100 0 100 100 0 100 SIGN    Gastric     Acid     Rising SIGN    m 0 0 l 100 0 100 100 0 100 SIGN    Gastric     Acid     Rising SIGN    m 0 0 l 100 0 100 100 0 100 SIGN    Gastric     Acid     Rising SIGN    Is Jashin-chan gonna die? [14:10] Jashin     I won't die. [14:12] Jashin     I will not die! SIGN    Thank You 39     Dropkick! [14:20] Jashin     I will not die! SIGN    Thank You 39     Dropkick! [14:26] Miku     You got a death wish?! [14:28] Yurine     What were you even trying to do? [14:30] Medusa     I think she just panicked. [14:35] Jashin     What in the world is this?     It's scary! "Death" is way too scary! SIGN    But you just said you weren't afraid of dying. [14:42] Jashin     Medusa! Trade with me! [14:44] Medusa     Huh? [14:44] Yurine     Trading fortunes won't do you any good now. [14:52] Medusa     Don't cry. I'll protect you. [14:55] Jashin     Wah-Wah-Wentz Eiji! [14:57] Minos     Stop crying. [15:02] Yurine     She's such a pain. [15:04] Yurine     Let's take her home. SIGN    Don't you need to help out here? [15:07] Yurine     Having an unlucky devil like her here     would be even worse for business. [15:12] Jashin     Wah-Wah-Wentz Eiji! [15:14] Miku     You got a death wish?! SIGN    Gag Police SIGN    Gag Police SIGN    Gag Police SIGN    Gag Police SIGN    Gag Police SIGN    Gag Police SIGN    Gag Police SIGN    Gag Police SIGN    Gag Police [15:19] Jashin     Every human I see looks     like they want to kill me... [15:23] Tanahashi     Hey, part-timer! [15:24] Tanahashi     We got a job on short notice. Can you make it? [15:27] Pekola     Uh, I'm in Shibaura recording     for PekoTube right now... [15:31] Tanahashi     Be here in three minutes, part-timer. [15:33] Jashin     Even him. SIGN    Great Luck [15:35] Chiba     I can't believe we scored tickets to     Noel-chan's New Year's Special Secret Live Show. SIGN    Great Luck SIGN    Great Luck SIGN    Great Luck SIGN    Great Luck SIGN    Great Luck SIGN    Great Luck SIGN    Great Luck SIGN    Great Luck SIGN    Great Luck [15:39] Chiba     What an amazingly lucky start to the year. [15:41] Ozaki     Praying at that shrine earlier paid off! [15:43] Hashira     I hope I get to pick up some of her hair. [15:46] Jashin     And them, too. [15:47] Jashin     Wait... [15:48] Jashin     One of the four of you     might want to kill me, too. [15:53] Jashin     In that case... [15:55] Jashin     In that case, I'll just kill you first! SIGN    She's jumping at every shadow now. [16:00] Minos     Stop it! [16:04] Jashin     Hey, Medusa, walk between me and the cars.     One of them might try to crash into me. [16:09] Medusa     Huh? [16:10] Jashin     You'll protect me, right? SIGN    You went crashing into one yourself earlier... [16:17] Jashin     Gah! [16:19] Guy     I'm sorry! I accidentally dropped my knife! [16:22] Jashin     Screw you! Ya tryin' to "accidentally" kill me?! [16:25] Mei     Stop right there, thief! SIGN    Ceremonial SIGN    Warding SIGN    Arrows [16:29] Girl     Welcome. [16:31] Mei     I told you to stop! [16:39] Medusa     Jashin-chan, are you okay?! [16:41] Jashin     There's an arrow in my head... [16:45] Mei     Orochimaru! [16:48] Mei     I'm so lucky I got to see you     so early in the new year! [16:52] Jashin     Hey... You need to chase the thief... [16:53] Mei     Come on, Orochimaru! I'm posting     my Happy New Year tweet! Smile! [16:58] Yurine     I'm back. [16:59] Three     Thanks for having us over. [17:02] Jashin     I somehow made it home without dying. [17:05] Jashin     I should be fine now. [17:06] Yurine     What are you talking about?     That fortune was for the whole year. [17:11] Jashin     Huh? [17:12] Yurine     That means you get to live     in fear 24/7, all year long. [17:21] Jashin     You're kidding... [17:26] Jashin     I'm gonna go crazy! [17:31] Minos     She ran off. SIGN    She's not gonna go on the run again, is she? [17:35] Yurine     I seriously don't want to have to run     all over Japan looking for her again. [17:40] Jashin     I'm going to die... I'm going to die? [17:43] Jashin     I'm going to die this year? [17:45] Jashin     Before I can go back to     Hell or defeat Yurine? [17:49] Jashin     Can't I change my future?! [17:51] Jashin     It can't be true! [18:08] Yurine     I swear... [18:09] Medusa     I hope Jashin-chan has     enough funds to run away on... [18:13] Yurine     She can't have gotten too far. [18:15] Medusa     I need to get this money to her quick. [18:18] Yurine     Medusa... [18:21] Medusa     Oh, it's from Minos. [18:23] Medusa     She knows where Jashin-chan is! [18:30] Jashin     The sunset is beautiful. [18:32] Jashin     What a fantastic view. [18:41] Jashin     Imagine a cruel, merciless devil     like myself shedding tears... [18:47] Jashin     My fear of dying earlier     seems like a lie now. [18:50] Jashin     I won't do anything bad anymore. [18:52] Jashin     I'll stop wasting money on     gambling and live straight. SIGN    Fruit     Figure SIGN    Empty SIGN    Fruit     Figure SIGN    Empty [18:56] Jashin     I'll do it to protect this beauty. [18:59] Mei     It's just like the sunset     in Kushiro, isn't it? [19:03] Jashin     Mei? You didn't go to Kushiro. [19:08] Mei     When I'm worn out from work, [19:09] Jashin     Ignoring me, huh? [19:10] Mei     I sometimes just want to come up      here and watch the sunset. [19:13] Mei     When I see this beautiful sunset,     my trivial worries don't matter anymore. [19:19] Mei     And neither do peace,     justice, order, morality... [19:22] Jashin     Uh, but you're a police— [19:24] Kyon     I know what you mean. [19:27] Jashin     Kyon-Kyon? You two are here, too? [19:30] Kyon     When I see the beautiful sunset,     the difficult things don't matter. [19:34] Kyon     I can just handle them with my fists!     Violence is the only way! [19:37] Jashin     How do you get there     from a beautiful sunset?! [19:41] Minos     Found ya, Jashin-chan! SIGN    I can't believe you ran this far. [19:47] Minos     Yeah, seriously. [19:48] Minos     But I get it, Jashin-chan. I understand      the passion a sunset can inspire. [19:53] Minos     All you need to do is shout out     all the feelings built up in your chest! [19:59] Minos     You stupid sunset! [20:01] Jashin     What did the sunset do wrong?! SIGN    That's so '80s... [20:04] Pekola     Ham... [20:06] Pekola     A glowing circle with     orange around the edge... [20:11] Pekola     It's a round slice of ham! SIGN    Ham SIGN    Ham SIGN    This is the     orange part [20:12] Jashin     It's the setting sun! SIGN    Ha SIGN    Ha SIGN    Ha [20:14] Lierre     It's just like you to see     food in the setting sun. [20:18] Lierre     It looks like a pancake to me. [20:20] Jashin     It does not! [20:21] Jashin     And where the heck did you     guys come from, anyway?! [20:26] Yurine     It really is pretty. [20:31] Jashin     Yurine... [20:32] Yurine     You're constantly causing trouble for me, [20:36] Yurine     but this red sunset looks just like... [20:39] Yurine     ...your bloody tail after I've cut it off. [20:42] Jashin     Yours is the scariest of all! [20:44] Yurine     Jashin-chan, don't cause trouble     by suddenly disappearing like that. [20:49] Yurine     Or I'll kill you. [20:50] Jashin     Yes, ma'am. [20:51] Yurine     That said, I guess you were     drawn to this pretty sunset [20:55] Yurine     like bugs to a fluorescent light. [20:58] Jashin     Uh, it wasn't just me... [21:00] Yurine     Look. They just keep coming. [21:03] Jashin     Also, "bugs"? [21:11] Jashin     This is way too many! [21:13] Medusa     We were worried about you, Jashin-chan. [21:15] Medusa     Why'd you have to say that when     I was getting all sentimental?! [21:18] Yurine     Heh, sentimental? [21:20] Yurine     Still, since all these people are here, [21:23] Yurine     why don't we all sing together as one? [21:28] Jashin     Wait, why?! [21:29] [SONG] Song     We are all alive [21:32] Jashin     What the heck was this     episode about, anyway?! [21:35] Yurine     You know this is how it always is. [21:37] [SONG] Song     We're hungry, so... [23:11] Ecute     At long last, I get to make my appearance! [23:14] Atre     Princess, the people are asking who you are. [23:17] Ecute     What?! There are people who don't know me?! [23:21] Ecute     I am the vampire princess who governs     the Transylvania Family of Hell, [23:26] Ecute     the cutest, smartest, and most     noble being in Hell, Ecute-sama! [23:28] Atre     Next time on Dropkick     on My Devil!! X, episode 11: [23:32] Atre     "The Jinbocho Blood Donation Center." [23:34] Atre     I, Atre, am also looking     forward to meeting all of you. E11 - The Jinbocho Blood Donation Center Source: Crunchyroll Translator: Editor: Timer: QC: (Please feel free to edit the speaker names if incomplete or inaccurate. Names are handled on a best-effort basis depending on the info on the source file. Dialogue is left as is.) [00:14] Lierre     Sorry about this, Pino.     The TV at the orphanage isn't working. [00:17] Pino     I-It's all right. [00:19] Pino     She's lying. [00:20] Pino     She came here so the two of us     would be alone and she can kill me. [00:25] Pino     I need to use the bathroom. [00:29] Lierre     Pino? [00:30] Lierre     The bathroom's not that way. [00:32] Pino     I-I-I meant the bathroom outside... [00:36] Lierre     What's up with her? [00:39] Lierre     Oh, well. Time for Patra-chan! SIGN    Patra SIGN    Patra SIGN    chan SIGN    chan [00:47] TV     Patra-chan! [00:49] Patra     Hi! [00:51] Baddie1     You've caused us a lot of trouble. [00:53] Baddie1     Tell us the secret of Pyramid Power! [00:56] Patra     I'll never tell you! [00:58] Horus     Don't, Princess! If Pyramid Power falls     into the wrong hands, the world's done for! [01:02] Baddie2     All right then. If we can't get it out of her,     we'll have to get it out of you. [01:07] Horus     Huh?! [01:08] Patra     Fool! You know Horus will never tell you! [01:10] Baddie1     Then die. [01:12] Horus     F-Fine! I'll talk! [01:13] Patra     Come on! [01:14] Horus     Shut up! I'm scared! The fear's too much for me! [01:18] Patra     He's so useless. [01:22] Lierre     Patra-chan never disappoints. What a riot! SIGN    To Be Continued SIGN    The Patra SIGN    Exhibition     Is On!! [01:27] Patra     The Patra Exhibition is on! SIGN    Eccentric     Patra-chan SIGN    Stop! SIGN    The Patra SIGN    Exhibition     Is On!! SIGN    Parents and children attending together     will receive an Eccentric Patra-chan figure*! SIGN    Parents and children attending together     will receive an Eccentric Patra-chan figure! [01:29] Patra     Parents and children attending together*     will receive an Eccentric Patra-chan figure! SIGN    Eccentric     Patra-chan SIGN    Stop! SIGN    Eccentric     Patra-chan SIGN    Stop! SIGN    Eccentric     Patra-chan SIGN    Stop! SIGN    Eccentric     Patra-chan SIGN    Stop! SIGN    Eccentric     Patra-chan SIGN    Stop! SIGN    Eccentric     Patra-chan SIGN    Stop! [01:35] Lierre     A free Eccentric Patra-chan figure?! [01:40] Lierre     That's... [01:42] Lierre     I want it! No matter the cost, I want it! [01:46] Lierre     I have to go to the Patra-chan Exhibition! [03:22] Lierre     It's only for children accompanied by a     parent, huh? So all I'm missing is a parent. [03:28] Lierre     And none of them look     anything like parents. [03:32] Yurine     I'm not gonna be your mom. SIGN    m 0 0 l 100 0 100 100 0 100 SIGN    m 0 0 l 100 0 100 100 0 100 SIGN    Orphanage     Iron Commando SIGN    m 0 0 l 100 0 100 100 0 100 SIGN    Orphanage     Iron Commando SIGN    m 0 0 l 100 0 100 100 0 100 SIGN    Orphanage     Iron Commando SIGN    m 0 0 l 100 0 100 100 0 100 SIGN    Orphanage     Iron Commando SIGN    m 0 0 l 100 0 100 100 0 100 SIGN    Orphanage     Iron Commando [03:39] Lierre     About the same there. SIGN    Oh, Lierre. Where have you been? [03:51] Hashira     What?! But why?! [03:54] Staff     It's only for parents and     children attending together. [03:58] Hashira     No way! But I'm here with my family! [04:02] Staff     Yes, well... [04:04] Chiba     See? I told you it wouldn't work! [04:06] Chiba     He's not my real dad!     We don't look anything alike! [04:10] Ozaki     Shigeruko... [04:13] Hashira     You know what, miss? You're right. [04:17] Hashira     She and I aren't related by blood, it's true. [04:21] Ozaki     D-Dear... [04:22] Hashira     But I've always wanted     to be a true father to her. [04:28] Hashira     There's not much I can do for her. [04:31] Hashira     This Eccentric Patra-chan figure is the     first thing Shigeruko ever asked me for! [04:36] Hashira     So please, let me be her father! [04:39] Hashira     Give us this figure! [04:40] Staff     But... [04:41] Hashira     Give us the Patra-chan figure! [04:43] Hashira     I'll do anything for my little girl! [04:46] Hashira     I'm begging you! [04:47] Ozaki     Dear! [04:48] Staff     Sir... [04:49] Hashira     I'll grovel! I'll dance naked! [04:52] Hashira     I'll eat a live tarantula if you tell me to! [04:55] Staff     You don't need to do that! [04:57] Hashira     I can do it! [04:58] Staff     No, that's not what I... [05:00] Chiba     You... [05:05] Chiba     Eat it, then. [05:07] Chiba     If you're my dad, then eat this tarantula! [05:25] Hashira     Shigeruko, your dad ate the tarantula. [05:29] Chiba     Dad... [05:31] Ozaki     Dear! [05:32] Staff     Just yesterday, "Dad" was     the one playing the child. [05:41] Miku     Where can I get Yukio-sensei's autograph? [05:42] Staff     Uh, ma'am! Leeks     aren't allowed in here! [05:45] Chiba     I have more! Eat another one! [05:47] Ozaki     Dear... [05:50] Lierre     I got it! SIGN    How nice. [05:57] Lierre     You have to act like     my mom while we're here. [06:01] Lierre     We came to the Patra Exhibition     as mother and child, remember? SIGN    Yes, yes. [06:07] Lierre     Oh, they have Patra-chan goods on display! SIGN    Awe [06:10] Lierre     I don't have this one. [06:12] Lierre     Oh, the author's autograph. [06:14] Lierre     Don't care. [06:17] Persephone     Lierre always did love childish things. [06:28] Lierre     A life-sized Patra-chan cutout! [06:31] Lierre     Meet     Patra-chan! [06:32] Lierre     Persephone, would you take my picture? SIGN    Aren't we mother and child? What child asks a favor of her mother like that? [06:39] Lierre     Huh? [06:41] Girl     Mommy, take my picture! [06:43] Mom     Okay. SIGN    If you ask me like that, I'll take one for you. [06:49] Lierre     I can't talk like that! SIGN    No photo with Patra-chan, then. [07:05] Lierre     Muh... [07:06] Lierre     Mommy, take my picture. SIGN    How cute! SIGN    Okay, I'm taking it. [07:17] Lierre     It's all for Patra-chan! [07:26] Medusa     Morning, Minos! [07:28] Minos     Morning! [07:30] Medusa     We have our health exams     and combat ability tests today. [07:34] Medusa     I hate this day. My combat ability's so low. [07:37] Minos     You don't have to feel bad about that! [07:41] Minos     There's hardly ever any     fighting in Hell anymore. [07:44] Minos     The health exam is more important! [07:48] Minos     By the way, what's that line      you've got next to you? [07:54] Jashin     Heya. [07:57] Jashin     I was prepping my body for the     health exam, and I ended up like this. [08:03] Jashin     To lose weight, I shadow-boxed in     a sauna while wearing a sauna suit, [08:07] Jashin     ate only one tomato a day every day, [08:10] Jashin     and didn't drink any liquids at all. [08:12] Minos     You dork! You're not Chikaraishi! [08:16] Medusa     I said she should drink at least one glass      and handed it to her, but she just dumped it. SIGN    Smirk SIGN    m 0 0 b 24 -9 54 -14 71 -14 b 103 -15 134 -13 153 -9 b 150 6 150 21 151 37 b 130 32 104 33 76 34 b 60 34 41 35 24 37 b 16 39 8 40 0 42 SIGN    m 0 0 b 0 0 0 -1 2 -2 b 2 -2 2 -2 3 -2 b 4 -2 5 -2 6 -1 b 6 -1 7 0 7 1 b 7 2 7 2 7 3 b 7 4 7 4 6 5 b 5 6 4 6 3 6 b 2 6 2 5 1 5 b 1 5 0 6 0 6 b 0 5 -1 4 -1 3 b -1 2 -1 1 -1 0 SIGN    m 0 0 b 0 0 0 -1 2 -2 b 2 -2 2 -2 3 -2 b 4 -2 5 -2 6 -1 b 6 -1 7 0 7 1 b 7 2 7 2 7 3 b 7 4 7 4 6 5 b 5 6 4 6 3 6 b 2 6 2 5 1 5 b 1 5 0 6 0 6 b 0 5 -1 4 -1 3 b -1 2 -1 1 -1 0 SIGN    m 0 0 b 24 -9 54 -14 71 -14 b 103 -15 134 -13 153 -9 b 150 6 150 21 151 37 b 130 32 104 33 76 34 b 60 34 41 35 24 37 b 16 39 8 40 0 42 SIGN    m 0 0 b 24 -9 54 -14 71 -14 b 103 -15 134 -13 153 -9 b 150 6 150 21 151 37 b 130 32 104 33 76 34 b 60 34 41 35 24 37 b 16 39 8 40 0 42 SIGN    Hell School [08:31] Medusa     I'm 27 kilograms! [08:33] Minos     I'm 31 kilograms. SIGN    Minos SIGN    Minos SIGN    Minos SIGN    Minos [08:35] Minos     I'd like to put on a little more weight     so I'll have a stronger punch. SIGN    Minos SIGN    Minos [08:39] Minos     You're a little too light, Medusa. Eat more. [08:48] Jashin     T-Two kilograms. [08:51] Minos     What made you like this? [08:54] Jashin     I gotta get into a lower weight      class so I can fight Yafuki. [08:57] Medusa     You're so easily influenced by manga. [09:00] Minos     Yafuki doesn't weigh two kilograms. [09:03] Jashin     But now that I've been weighed,     I can eat and drink all I want. [09:10] Jashin     F-First, some water... [09:15] Jashin     Water... [09:17] Medusa     You shouldn't drink so much so soon! [09:26] Jashin     Boy, that was embarrassing! [09:28] Jashin     My body couldn't accept me suddenly     drinking all that water, and I passed out. [09:28] Teacher     Stand up straight. I need to measure you. [09:32] Minos     Minos [09:32] Minos     Seriously, you're gonna die     one day if you're not careful. [09:35] Jashin     Nah, if I died, the anime     and manga would both end. [09:38] Minos     Minos [09:38] Jashin     It's fine, it's fine! [09:38] Minos     Minos [09:42] Teacher     Medusa-san, you're 130 centimeters. [09:44] Teacher     Minos-san, you're 135 centimeters. [09:52] Teacher     Jashin-chan-san, you're... [09:54] Teacher     about two meters? [09:57] Jashin     Yay! I'm top of the class! [10:00] Jashin     I'm the tallest and the     lightest in our class! [10:02] Jashin     These guys are just so tiny! SIGN    Don't cheat, Jashin-chan. Just get measured at your normal height. [10:09] Jashin     My tail counts toward my height! SIGN    Last of all, we have the combat ability test. SIGN    You'll each fight a slime to determine your combat abilities. [10:23] Jashin     I'll beat it to a pulp with my killer move! SIGN    Come with me, Jashin-chan. [10:28] Jashin     Huh? SIGN    Devils measuring over two meters tall... SIGN    have to fight a cyclops. [10:34] Jashin     Huh?! Wait, uh, I don't... [10:37] Jashin     I-I'm fine just fighting a slime! SIGN    Sorry, but you can't. SIGN    Jashin-chan... SIGN    Good luck. [11:07] Voice     Please begin. [11:13] Jashin     Th-This isn't a combat ability test!     If I fight this thing, I'll die! [11:20] Jashin     What kind of school is this?!     This shouldn't be allowed at a school! [11:24] Jashin     I'm gonna complain to     the board of education! [11:30] Jashin     Who are you groaning at, you jerk?! [11:35] Jashin     That didn't do a thing to him. [11:38] Jashin     And I haven't eaten, so I have no strength. [11:41] Jashin     I have no choice. [11:43] Jashin     I'll finish this with my killer move! [11:46] Jashin     Dropkick! [11:50] Voice     KO! SIGN    m 0 0 l 100 0 100 100 0 100 SIGN    Brains     Leaking     Out [11:53] Voice     You lose. SIGN    m 0 0 l 100 0 100 100 0 100 SIGN    Brains     Leaking     Out [12:01] Jashin     I don't know this ceiling... [12:04] Medusa     Oh, you're awake? [12:06] Medusa     You're in the nurse's office. [12:08] Minos     Are you okay? [12:09] Jashin     Ow... I got my butt kicked. [12:13] Minos     Yeah, your brains were oozing out. [12:15] Jashin     It's cruel to make a     student fight that thing. SIGN    It's your own fault for cheating, Chikaraishi. [12:21] Jashin     I'll never cheat again. [12:26] Jashin     I totally could've beaten that cyclops! [12:29] Jashin     But I was so hungry... [12:32] Jashin     My stomach growled. SIGN    Would you like to eat at my house today? SIGN    I made curry. [12:39] Jashin     Yay! [12:40] Medusa     Sensei, you're getting     married soon, aren't you? [12:43] Minos     It's so cool that you're     marrying the King of Hell! [12:46] Jashin     I'll be checking to make sure that old Hades     is well-off enough to be worthy of you! SIGN    Children don't need to worry about things like that! SIGN    Diary of     Evil Deeds SIGN    Year 3 SIGN    Pazuzu Class SIGN    Jashin-chan SIGN    Faked my height!! [13:00] Jashin     This brings back memories. SIGN    Dropkicked      a cyclops! SIGN    Dropkicked      a cyclops! SIGN    Dropkicked     a cyclops! [13:04] Jashin     I can't show you the other     pages! They're too evil! [13:11] Jashin     Wow, even when I was little,     I was always a bad girl! [13:16] Jashin     And I was so pointy, I could stab anyone. [13:19] Jashin     Of course, Sensei was pretty impressive, too. [13:22] Jashin     Even if those were the rules,     she was way too ruthless. SIGN    Blood Donation Center [13:30] Jashin     Was there always a blood     donation center here? SIGN    Blood Donation Center [13:33] Jashin     And it's pretty cool-looking. SIGN    Type SIGN    Type SIGN    Type SIGN    Type SIGN    Crisis [13:36] Jashin     The need for all blood     types is at crisis level? [13:39] Jashin     Okay! [13:40] Jashin     I'm gonna do something good today     to cancel out all my evil deeds! [13:46] Jashin     Anybody home? [13:48] Jashin     I'd like to donate.     Do you accept devil blood? [13:52] Jashin     That's hot! [13:54] Jashin     Hot! Hot! Hot! Hot! Hot! [13:55] Ecute     Leave. [13:58] Ecute     I have no need of blood      that isn't from a human. [14:01] Jashin     Hey! What'd you do that for?!      You burned my tail! [14:05] Jashin     I came here to donate, and you repay     my generosity with belligerence! [14:09] Jashin     You call yourself blood      donation center staff?! [14:12] Jashin     Wait... [14:13] Jashin     Are you from Hell? [14:15] Jashin     Actually, you're a vampire, aren't you? [14:19] Ecute     Correct. [14:20] Ecute     I'd heard devils and angels      resided in this town. [14:24] Ecute     You must be one of them. [14:26] Ecute     This is a sacred place to     the noble vampire clan. [14:29] Ecute     Common devils such as yourself     are not permitted here. [14:33] Jashin     Excuse me?! [14:34] Jashin     Since when is the vampire clan so noble? [14:36] Jashin     I hate you guys. You always act like     you're better than everyone else! [14:40] Ecute     We aren't acting.      We are better than everyone else. [14:44] Ecute     Especially me. [14:46] Ecute     Because... [14:47] Ecute     I am the vampire princess who governs     the Transylvania Family of Hell, [14:52] Ecute     the cutest, smartest, and most     noble being in Hell, Ecute-sama! [14:57] Ecute     I am also the head of the Jinbocho     branch of this donation center. [15:02] Ecute     I am not merely "staff." [15:04] Jashin     Hm, my apps could probably     be organized a little better. [15:07] Jashin     I'd rather not have any apps on     my home screen if I can avoid it. [15:11] Ecute     A very important being just introduced     herself to you! Pay attention! [15:16] Jashin     Okay, Princess, to thank you for your     lovely introduction, I'll introduce myself. [15:21] Jashin     I'm the daughter of the top VIP at what     is basically Hell's Ministry of Agriculture... [15:27] Jashin     The intelligent and pretty     Jashin-chan of the proud devil nobility! [15:32] Jashin     I'm also the most loved, adored,     and popular being in this town! [15:36] Jashin     An eye for an eye, you stupid brat! [15:41] Ecute     H-Hey! That was dangerous! [15:44] Ecute     I am but a fragile, transient little girl! [15:49] Jashin     You use way too many     descriptive words for yourself. [15:53] Jashin     What's wrong? [15:54] Ecute     I can't get up. Help me. [15:56] Jashin     Huh? [15:58] Ecute     I am very weak! [16:01] Jashin     You act all important, and     you're weak? That's just sad! [16:04] Jashin     All right, fine. [16:06] Ecute     An opening! [16:07] Ecute     Fool! [16:08] Ecute     I'm actually very strong, but I pretended     to be weak so you'd let your guard down! [16:11] Eccentric     Soft and Airy Milk Punch! [16:24] Jashin     You really are weak. [16:28] Jashin     Wow, so there's finally someone     weaker than me in this story now. [16:32] Jashin     It sure feels great not     being on the bottom rung! [16:37] Jashin     Now, let me ask you something. [16:40] Jashin     Why did a vampire set up a     blood donation center in my town? [16:44] Jashin     What are you after? [16:46] Ecute     Save me, Atre! Atre, are you here?! [16:52] Atre     You called, Princess? SIGN    Blood Donation Center SIGN    Blood Donation Center [16:57] DevilA     It's commonly believed that     vampires are weak to sunlight, fire, [17:01] DevilA     crosses, garlic, silver bullets,      and flowing water. [17:09] DevilA     That's a lot of weaknesses. [17:11] Atre     It seems the princess     used her projectile attack, [17:14] Atre     Light and Fluffy Strawberry Flambé, on you. [17:18] Atre     I apologize profusely for her rudeness. [17:18] Jashin     Light and Fluffy? [17:21] Atre     Princess... [17:26] Atre     Why the hell'd ya go attackin'     someone livin' an honest life, moron?! [17:29] Atre     Ya think ya can cause trouble     for other denizens of Hell [17:32] Atre     and still call yerself a vampire princess?! [17:35] Atre     Apologize right now! [17:37] Ecute     Forgive me! Please forgive me! [17:40] Atre     Go ahead, Princess. [17:42] Atre     The princess will now     cut off her finger to atone. [17:45] Atre     Please take her finger home     with you as an apology. [17:48] Jashin     Uh, really, there's no need for that... [17:52] Jashin     You've really got it rough, huh? [17:55] Atre     Allow me to introduce myself. [17:57] Atre     I am the princess's educator,      Atre of the vampire clan. [18:03] Jashin     I'm Jashin-chan of the proud devil nobility! [18:06] Atre     Jashin-dono, you say? [18:08] Jashin     That's Jashin-chan-dono! [18:10] Jashin     Why did you set up a blood     donation center in Jinbocho? [18:13] Jashin     I asked the princess, but she brushed     me off, so I want you to tell me. [18:18] Atre     Then, let us discuss it over tea. [18:22] Jashin     Ooh! Fresh Moon and Daimaru-yaki! [18:25] Jashin     These are so good! You guys like them, too? [18:28] Atre     Yes. [18:29] Jashin     Chow time! [18:30] Atre     Ordinarily, vampires have no need     for any food other than blood, [18:35] Atre     but we do enjoy experiencing     the flavors of food. [18:38] Ecute     Delicious! [18:40] Atre     So we thought... [18:42] Atre     If we attack humans to drink their blood,     it will invite conflict with Heaven. [18:47] Atre     So why not simply open     a blood donation center, [18:50] Atre     and have the humans bring     their blood to us themselves? [18:53] Ecute     And the humans get to feel     they've done good by donating blood. [18:57] Ecute     It's two birds with one stone. [18:59] Jashin     You say that like you're doing them a favor,     but you're just tricking them, y'know. [19:04] Atre     That is why we vampires are now building     blood donation centers all over Japan. [19:11] Jashin     It's not just the one in this town? [19:14] Jashin     And you're the head of the     Jinbocho branch, Princess? [19:17] Ecute     Tee-hee! [19:18] Ecute     Just so you know, there's a reason why     I personally became the head of this branch. [19:24] Ecute     I am searching for a certain human. [19:27] Jashin     A human? [19:28] Ecute     Rumor has it a human who has     tamed both devils and angels, [19:31] Ecute     who goes by the name of     Hanazono Yurine, lives in this town. [19:35] Jashin     H-Hanazono Yurine?! [19:37] Ecute     You know her? [19:39] Jashin     Nope... [19:41] Jashin     For now, I'll just     pretend I don't know her. [19:44] Ecute     I see. [19:46] Jashin     And, um... What's your     business with this human? [19:49] Atre     Our king wants her to ally with our clan. [19:53] Ecute     I want to bring the human back     with me to help my father! [19:58] Ecute     If she has attracted the attention     of both devils and angels, [20:01] Ecute     she must be truly brilliant! [20:04] Jashin     Huh. I see. [20:07] Jashin     Well, I guess it's time for me to get going. [20:10] Atre     You have to leave so soon? [20:12] Jashin     If you don't take devil blood,     I can't donate, right? [20:16] Jashin     So bye. [20:19] Ecute     What came over her all of a sudden? [20:22] Atre     Perhaps she remembered     some urgent business? [20:30] Jashin     You gotta be kidding me! [20:32] Jashin     They want Yurine to     team up with the vampires?! [20:35] Jashin     If Yurine does that, she'll become immortal! [20:38] Jashin     Then I'll never make it back to Hell! [20:41] Jashin     I can't find Grimoire: Apocrypha anywhere,     either. What would I do if I lost Yurine, too?! [20:48] Jashin     I have to kill Yurine before     she can team up with them. [20:53] Jashin     No... [20:54] Jashin     If I kill her, the vampires     will come after me! [20:59] Jashin     This is a real problem! [21:01] Jashin     Seriously, what am I supposed to do?! [21:05] Jashin     It's no use! I'm too dumb to think this much!     Everything in my head's mashing together [21:09] Jashin     and I don't know what to do! [21:14] Jashin     That's right. [21:17] Jashin     There's no need to think about it right now. SIGN    Life     Theater [21:25] Jashin     I need to calm my mind. SIGN    Life     Theater [21:29] Jashin     Tell me what I should do, Life Theater! [21:33] Jashin     A quick pull will give me answers. [23:10] Jashin     Ah, well done making it this far, everyone! [23:13] Jashin     The third season of Dropkick     on My Devil is finally ending! [23:17] Jashin     Wait, can I make it back to     Hell in just one more episode?! [23:21] Yurine     Good question. Can you? [23:24] Yurine     Next time on Dropkick     on My Devil!! X, episode 12: [23:29] Yurine     "Forever Dropkick."     Look forward to it. [23:33] Jashin     "Forever"? [23:35] Jashin     That makes it sound like     I'll never make it back... E12 - Forever Dropkick Source: Crunchyroll Translator: Editor: Timer: QC: (Please feel free to edit the speaker names if incomplete or inaccurate. Names are handled on a best-effort basis depending on the info on the source file. Dialogue is left as is.) [00:03] Ecute     There... [00:04] Ecute     There's a dog here! [00:06] Ecute     Do something, Atre! [00:08] Atre     I-I'm not good with dogs, either... [00:11] Ecute     We finally found out where Hanazono     Yurine lives, but now we can't get in! [00:20] Minos     Somethin' wrong? [00:22] Ecute     Oh, are you a devil? [00:25] Atre     We've come to see the one who resides     here, Hanazono Yurine-dono, but... [00:29] Ecute     We vampires don't like dogs... [00:32] Minos     Oh, you're vampires? [00:35] Minos     Beth's a beast of Hell, so you're safe. [00:37] Ecute     I-It's not a dog? [00:43] Minos     Come on in. [00:46] Jashin     Ah, it's you two! [00:48] Ecute     You're that snake from the other day! [00:51] Atre     You are Hanazono Yurine-dono? [00:53] Yurine     Yes. [00:54] Yurine     Are these friends of yours? [00:57] Ecute     You said you didn't know Hanazono Yurine! [01:00] Jashin     Gulp! [01:01] Yurine     Huh? [01:02] Jashin     Uh-oh! They're here to     recruit Yurine into their clan! [01:06] Jashin     You idiot! Why'd you let them in?! [01:09] Jashin     They're vampires! In human terms,     they're an organized crime ring! [01:13] Atre     It is true that we vampires     do not lead praiseworthy lives. [01:19] Atre     But we do our best to avoid     causing trouble for those who do. [01:24] Ecute     Besides, it's because we take in     rogues who have nowhere to go [01:29] Ecute     that all devils can live      their lives in peace. [01:32] Jashin     Hmph! Listen to you, justifying yourselves! [01:36] Jashin     Yurine, these two are bad people     who built a phony blood donation center [01:40] Jashin     to collect human blood. [01:42] Jashin     You should chase 'em off right now. [01:44] Yurine     You know, you've been rude to     our guests since they got here. [01:49] Yurine     And you falsely told them     you didn't know me. [01:51] Yurine     Seems a bit fishy. [01:54] Minos     Jashin-chan, you're not the type     to care what race people are. [01:58] Jashin     Well, I just turned into that type now! [02:01] Yurine     And what is it you wanted to see me about? [02:04] Atre     Forgive us for not     introducing ourselves. [02:07] Atre     This is Princess Ecute     of the Vampire Kingdom. [02:11] Ecute     Nice to meet you! [02:12] Atre     And I am her attendant, Atre. [02:15] Atre     We have come here to ask a favor of you. [02:18] Atre     Princess, please explain. [02:21] Ecute     You're a human, yet you have conquered     devils and even domesticated angels. [02:26] Ecute     You're a bit of a celebrity     among the vampires. [02:30] Yurine     Huh? [02:31] Minos     Hey, you're a star! [02:32] Jashin     Don't encourage her! [02:34] Ecute     And my father, the king of the vampires,     has taken an interest in your abilities. [02:40] Ecute     What do you say to     becoming part of our clan? [02:45] Jashin     No! [02:45] Jashin     She'll never join you! Right, Yurine?! [02:48] Atre     Our king has said he will     arrange anything you desire [02:51] Atre     and provide you with     the utmost hospitality. [02:54] Jashin     I told you, she'll never     join you! Just go home! [02:57] Jashin     You'll never join them, right, Yurine?! [03:00] Yurine     I could be a cool vampire like     the ones in movies and manga? [03:05] Jashin     Uh-oh. She's interested. [03:08] Jashin     Say something, Minos! [03:10] Jashin     You can't have Yurine     becoming a vampire, right?! [03:13] Minos     Well... [03:15] Minos     She'd be immortal, so we could      be friends forever! I'd like that! [03:20] Yurine     Wait, so... [03:22] Yurine     Will he get me a really     cool vampire outfit, too? [03:28] Atre     Of course. [03:29] Yurine     I see... [03:32] Minos     Yurine-chan as a vampire, huh? Sounds good! [03:32] Jashin     I have to stop this! I have to stop Yurine     from becoming a vampire, whatever it takes! [03:36] Yurine     Yeah, it does... [03:36] Minos     You'd be really cool! [03:38] Jashin     Think... I have to think! [03:39] Minos     It'd suit you well! [03:41] Jashin     It's no use! [03:42] Jashin     I'm thinking so hard, everything in my brain     is way beyond mashed together! It's on fire! [03:56] Jashin     I see. [03:58] Jashin     You want Yurine on your     side that badly, do you? [04:01] Jashin     Then I guess I'll have to get serious, too. [04:07] Jashin     Please! Please give up on     getting Yurine to join your clan! [04:14] Jashin     Nailed it! [04:16] Jashin     There's no one who can look at a perfect     prostration like this and not feel moved! [04:20] Ecute     I will not give up. [04:21] Jashin     Huh?! [04:22] Ecute     Now I just want her to join us even more. [04:24] Jashin     Why, you! [04:27] Jashin     Have you no pity for someone     who's groveling in front of you?! [04:32] Jashin     If you make Yurine one of you, I'll stop     the water supply to the Vampire Kingdom! [04:36] Ecute     What?! [04:37] Minos     You know you can't do that. [04:39] Minos     You don't have that kind of authority. [04:41] Jashin     I do, too! [04:43] Jashin     Just you wait. [04:44] Jashin     I'm the daughter of a VIP at what is     basically Hell's Ministry of Agriculture. [04:51] Jashin     Hello, Daddy? It's Jashin-chan. [04:55] Jashin     Listen, I have a favor to ask. [04:57] Jashin     I was hoping you could stop the water     supply to the Vampire Kingdom... [05:01] Jashin     What?! [05:02] Jashin     Yes... [05:03] Jashin     Yes. [05:05] Jashin     No, I'm really not joking around... [05:08] Jashin     Yes, sir. I'm sorry. Goodbye. [05:13] Jashin     He said if I keep joking     around, he'll kill me. [05:16] Yurine     Dang, your dad's hardcore. [05:18] Minos     He's as tough on you as ever, huh? [05:22] Jashin     Damn that useless father of mine!      Damn gerontocracy! [05:26] Pino     I won't let you bring     Hanazono-san into your clan! [05:30] Pino     I heard everything! [05:32] Jashin     Pino... [05:33] Ecute     Oh, an angel. [05:35] Ecute     Eavesdropping seems in     poor taste for an angel. [05:38] Pino     I came to bring her a cake     and just happened to overhear. [05:41] Pino     Hanazono-san! [05:43] Pino     Please don't join the vampire clan! [05:46] Pino     If you go away, who'll protect      me from Lierre-sama?! [05:50] Yurine     Uh, I... [05:51] Pino     Aren't you my savior?! [05:53] Yurine     Wait a... [05:56] Pino     You just need to go away! [05:59] Ecute     Atre... Save me! [06:01] Jashin     That's it! Get her! [06:02] Atre     Oh, Princess... [06:04] Pino     I won't let you have Hanazono-san,     even if it costs me my life! [06:08] Jashin     If you're prepared to die for it, [06:09] Jashin     you should have the guts to get     yourself killed taking out Lierre-san, too. [06:12] Yurine     Cut it out already. [06:17] Pino     Hanazono-san! [06:22] Atre     I see the rumors were true. [06:23] Atre     Princess, let us leave for today. [06:27] Atre     We have informed her of our intentions. [06:30] Ecute     No. [06:31] Atre     Princess... [06:32] Ecute     I will take her home today     and earn my father's praise! [06:35] Ecute     I'll make her one of us     even if I have to use force! [06:39] Atre     Princ— [06:40] Ecute     I refuse to leave! [06:45] Atre     Shut the hell up! [06:46] Atre     There's a procedure ya gotta follow     with these things, you dumbass! [07:00] Atre     I am sorry you had to see that. [07:02] Atre     We will be taking our leave now. [07:07] Atre     Yurine-dono... [07:09] Atre     We have not given up on you. [07:12] Atre     We look forward to receiving your     favorable response on another day. [07:16] Pino     Hanazono-san, please don't abandon me! [07:19] Jashin     Whew! Pino, you saved us! [07:23] Minos     Yurine-chan... [07:25] Minos     So what do you think about their offer? [07:27] Yurine     Well, vampires are really cool... [07:31] Yurine     What should I do? [07:33] Jashin     Don't think about it! Tell them no! [07:35] Minos     Oh, if Yurine-chan becomes an immortal     vampire, you won't be able to go back to Hell. [07:40] Minos     So that's why you're so desperate. [07:42] Jashin     You really are an idiot! [07:45] Minos     But they didn't seem likely     to give up anytime soon. SIGN    European-Style Curry [07:54] Chiba     Nothing beats curry on a Sunday morning! SIGN    European-Style Curry SIGN    European-Style Curry SIGN    European-Style Curry SIGN    Hana     Udon SIGN    Glory SIGN    Hana     Udon SIGN    Glory SIGN    Hana     Udon SIGN    Glory [07:57] Ozaki     Jinbocho, the town where you     can eat curry in the morning! SIGN    Hana     Udon SIGN    Glory SIGN    Hana     Udon SIGN    Glory [08:00] Hashira     The best of the best! SIGN    Hana     Udon SIGN    Glory SIGN    Hana     Udon SIGN    Glory SIGN    Hana     Udon SIGN    Glory SIGN    Hana     Udon SIGN    Glory SIGN    Hana     Udon [08:05] Jashin     What am I gonna do if     Yurine joins the vampire clan? [08:09] Jashin     She'll get even stronger,     meaning I won't be able to kill her, [08:12] Jashin     and I'll never be able to get back to Hell. [08:16] Jashin     I don't wanna think about it... [08:18] Guy     Outta my way! [08:21] Jashin     Sorry. [08:27] Ryo     Ugh, Jashin-chan, you reek of booze. [08:32] Bakuga     Don't drink too much! [08:37] Jashin     I've mellowed out so much. [08:42] Devil     Is this really how you wanna be? [08:44] Angel     You used to be as sharp as a knife, [08:47] Angel     and you'd bite with the force of a mad dog. [08:51] Devil     Looks like human life has gotten to you. [08:55] Devil     You'll never beat Yurine that way. [08:58] Jashin     What? [08:59] Devil     Right now, you're just     like a defanged wombat! [09:02] Jashin     Do wombats even have fangs? [09:04] Jashin     Oh, I'm out of booze. [09:06] Devil     Come on! You want the humans     to keep making fun of you?! [09:10] Angel     Now is the time to reclaim     your pride as Hell nobility! [09:14] Jashin     My pride as... Hell nobility? [09:17] Jashin     That's right. I... [09:21] Jashin     was born a noble of Hell! [09:23] Jashin     How dare they mock me...     Who cares about vampires or Yurine? [09:28] Jashin     I'll make them see that the     real me is a terrifying devil! [09:32] Jashin     I'll thoroughly retrain my mind and body,     and take back my pride as a noble of Hell! [09:36] Both     That's the way! [09:41] Jashin     Ow! It hurts! [09:45] Minos     95, 96, 97, 98, 99... [09:48] DevilA     That very day, Jashin-chan began     torturing her own mind and body. [09:54] Minos     Don't push yourself too hard! [09:59] DevilA     This time, Jashin-chan was serious. SIGN    Life     Theater [10:06] DevilA     All to reclaim her pride as a noble of Hell! [10:13] Yurine     I'm home. I bought chicken. [10:16] Yurine     Also, I ran into Lierre,     so I brought her with me. [10:19] Lierre     I'm here to visit. [10:21] Jashin     Hey. [10:24] Lierre     What's all this? [10:25] Yurine     Jashin-chan's food.     She's on a restricted diet right now. [10:29] Lierre     Huh. [10:31] Yurine     The only part of the chicken     she can eat is the keel. SIGN    m 0 0 l 0 0 l 23 0 b 24 0 24 1 24 1 l 24 14 b 24 15 23 15 23 15 l -21 15 b -21 15 -22 15 -22 14 l -22 1 b -22 1 -22 1 -22 1 b -22 1 -22 0 -21 0 l -21 0 b -21 0 -21 0 -21 0 b -21 0 -21 0 -21 0 SIGN    ° Keel      Part of the breast.      Very healthy. [10:34] Lierre     These fries are good. [10:38] Jashin     I'm not who I used to be. I'm getting rid     of the naïveté along with the excess fat. [10:49] Jashin     I guess I'll skip it. [10:51] Jashin     If I'm too heavy, I can't move as sharply. [10:53] Yurine     I don't think you've been hydrating     enough. You'll make yourself sick. [10:58] Jashin     If you have time to worry about me,     use it to worry about yourself. [11:03] Jashin     Once I get my strength back,      you're going to die. [11:09] Jashin     Good night. [11:19] Yurine     Jashin-chan still isn't awake. [11:24] Yurine     Jashin-chan, it's morning. [11:26] Yurine     I'm opening the door. [11:29] Yurine     Huh?! [11:30] Yurine     Jashin-chan turned into a mummy! [11:34] DevilA     A mummified dorado. SIGN    Isn't it just called "dried fish"? [11:41] Yurine     I don't know what happened, but I found her      mummified this morning. Pretty gross, huh? [11:47] Yurine     Would a mummy count as burnable garbage? [11:49] Medusa     Hey! Yurine-san! [11:51] Yurine     I'm just kidding. [11:54] Minos     Hey, Yurine-chan, did Jashin-chan     seem dehydrated to you lately? [11:58] Yurine     Yeah, actually, she was     refusing to drink water yesterday. [12:03] Minos     I thought so. SIGN    What do you mean? [12:06] Minos     I think Jashin-chan becomes mummified     when her body gets really dehydrated. [12:12] Minos     Once, when we were kids, she stopped     drinking to lose weight for a health exam. [12:18] Minos     She ended up paper-thin back then, too. [12:22] Minos     I guess she turned into a mummy this     time because she went beyond that. [12:25] Yurine     She just went from     turning 2-D to turning 3-D. SIGN    Either way, she sure is dry. SIGN    Oops, it came off. [12:34] Yurine     Oh, boy. [12:36] Medusa     How can we get her back to normal? [12:38] Minos     I think drinking water fixed her     up after our health exams. [12:43] Medusa     Oh, you're right! [12:47] Minos     She won't drink. [12:48] Medusa     I guess she can't when she's a mummy. SIGN    Let's pour some water on her from a kettle! [12:57] Minos     Oh, she's absorbing it! [13:00] Medusa     Maybe we should put her in the bath? [13:06] DevilA     Three minutes later... SIGN    Minutes     Later [13:10] Jashin     Huh? Why am I in the bath? [13:13] Medusa     She's back! SIGN    Just like freeze-dried food! [13:17] Jashin     Huh? Huh? [13:18] Jashin     Why are you guys watching me bathe?! Creeps! [13:24] Jashin     Oh, I was mummified, huh? [13:27] Jashin     And I thought I was keeping     just barely on the safe side... [13:30] Jashin     How embarrassing. [13:32] Minos     You took it way too far. [13:34] Yurine     I think you've been pushing yourself     too hard. Why go through all that? [13:40] Jashin     After living among humans for so long,      I've become a completely useless devil. [13:46] Minos     She was always useless, right? [13:48] Medusa     Yep. [13:49] Jashin     I'm supposed to be a noble of Hell, yet I lost      all my devilish dignity to live in peace. [13:55] Jashin     I couldn't allow myself to stay like that. [13:59] Jashin     And now that those vampires are     trying to get Yurine to join them, [14:03] Jashin     I'll really be done for if I don't change. [14:06] Jashin     That's why I started retraining my mind and     body to reclaim my pride as a noble of Hell. SIGN    You can't do that, Jashin-chan! SIGN    You need to have more self-esteem! [14:18] Jashin     Self-esteem? SIGN    You know, like, "I'm fine the way I am," or "I don't need to change." SIGN    Lines like that are all over the internet! [14:28] Yurine     Some people have too much self-esteem      and end up just being obnoxious. SIGN    Totally. [14:34] Jashin     You guys... [14:35] Jashin     People who can't take a     joke are gonna hate you. [14:38] Minos     I think you have your dignity, though. [14:41] Jashin     Huh? [14:42] Minos     Sensei was saying... [14:44] Minos     since you came to the human realm,      fewer demons come here to attack humans. [14:48] Medusa     That's right. [14:50] Medusa     And she said the ferocious vampires     are a lot quieter now, too. [14:54] Jashin     Sensei said that? [14:55] Minos     It must be because     you're friends with humans. [15:00] Medusa     They're afraid of you, Jashin-chan! [15:02] Medusa     Because you're a proud noble of Hell! [15:05] Jashin     A proud noble of Hell?! [15:07] Jashin     Whoo! My self-esteem is skyrocketing! [15:12] Jashin     Yeah, you might be right!     I had that feeling myself! [15:16] Jashin     But hearing you guys say it     convinced me that it's true! [15:20] Jashin     Yes! [15:21] Jashin     Even if Yurine becomes a vampire,     I, a proud noble of Hell, will still kill her! [15:28] Jashin     This calls for a party! [15:30] Jashin     I've got my pride as a noble of Hell back! SIGN    Festival SIGN    Pride of Hell Nobility [15:33] Jashin     It's a super joyous occasion! [15:34] Jashin     Party time! Party time! [15:40] Jashin     On my pride as a noble of Hell,     I will entertain all of you. [15:45] Minos     All right! [15:47] Pekola     Yay! [15:57] Pino     Anyway, this is quite a large pool, isn't it? [16:00] Yurine     Jashin-chan won it playing pachinko. [16:06] Jashin     Just wait! [16:07] Jashin     I'll make you guys the best yakisoba     and grilled corn you've ever had! [16:13] Jashin     On my pride as a noble of Hell! [16:15] Medusa     I'm glad she's feeling better. [16:17] Minos     The power of self-esteem is amazing. SIGN    But the one the vampires and the other devils fear isn't Jashin-chan, right? SIGN    It's her dad they fear, isn't it? SIGN    They don't want to make an enemy of what's basically Hell's Ministry of Agriculture. [16:33] Medusa     Shhh! Don't say that! [16:35] Kyon     Feels nice and cool! [16:37] Ran     Summers do get pretty hot in Tokyo. [16:40] Pekola     They do. [16:42] Pekola     I've nearly passed out in my     cardboard house a few times. [16:46] Poporon     That's actually really bad, Pekola-sama. [16:48] Jashin     I made my own special shaved ice! [16:51] Jashin     These two helped me out! [16:54] Yusa     Help yourselves, everyone. SIGN    Yay! [16:59] Medusa     It's so cold and delicious! [17:01] KyonRan     Hao chi! [17:03] Pekola     I'm so blessed! [17:05] Pekola     I get to go in a pool and even     eat shaved ice on such a hot day! [17:09] Minos     I could eat cup after cup of this. [17:11] Jashin     I'll make as many cups as you want! [17:13] Jashin     On my pride as a noble of Hell! [17:17] Jashin     The grilled corn is looking good, too! [17:20] Miku     Corn! Corn! [17:24] Mei     Orochimaru! SIGN    Ja [17:25] Jashin     Mei! SIGN    Ja SIGN    Ja SIGN    Ja [17:27] Mei     You're under arrest for starting     a fire in an inhabited building! [17:30] Mei     I'll interrogate you at my place! SIGN    Ja [17:32] Jashin     Wait, why? [17:34] Mei     Hey, a pool! [17:35] Mei     This is no time for work! SIGN    Ja [17:39] Jashin     Don't wear a swimsuit under     your uniform to go patrolling! [17:45] Mei     That sun is just criminal. [17:47] Mei     Maybe if I put some more     sunspots in it, it'll cool down a bit. [17:52] Jashin     Hey! What if you hit it and make it mad?! [17:55] Yurine     Mei-san, please don't fire your gun here. [17:58] Yurine     You'll make the neighbors worry. [18:00] Mei     I'm sorry... [18:02] Mei     Orochimaru, make me feel better! [18:04] Jashin     O-On my pride as a noble of Hell, [18:07] Jashin     I'm making grilled corn     and yakisoba right now! [18:09] Jashin     So play with the others! [18:12] Mei     Aw... SIGN    What's this? A pool? SIGN    Mother! [18:16] Three     Lierre-sama! SIGN    Yurine-chan, I heard that you often help my daughter study, SIGN    so I brought some drinks over to thank you... [18:25] Lierre     P-Pool... [18:28] Lierre     Dolphin... SIGN    Since you're here, why don't you get in? [18:32] Lierre     Wh-Why should I do something so childish? [18:37] Yurine     The more, the merrier. Go on in. [18:41] Lierre     Oh, fine. [18:50] Poporon     Hey, cut that out! [18:53] Mei     I can't lose at that game! [18:54] Pekola     You can't use that! [18:57] Lierre     Dolphin... [19:01] Miku     How do I open this? [19:07] Jashin     It's done! Eat up, all of you! [19:10] Pekola     I couldn't be more grateful! [19:12] All     Let's eat! [19:22] Pekola     I'm so full. What bliss. [19:27] Yurine     Thanks for doing all this     when it's so hot out. [19:30] Medusa     Thank you, Jashin-chan! [19:32] Minos     Thanks! SIGN    This was really fun! [19:35] Jashin     C-Come on, don't make this weird! [19:38] Jashin     All I did was entertain you     on my pride as a noble of Hell. [19:41] Jashin     When you guys thank me this much,     I get scared something bad's gonna happen. [19:48] Minos     What the heck? [19:49] Yurine     Yeah, because you know     you behave badly all the time. [19:52] Ecute     You can put me down. [19:54] Atre     Did you really not want to join them? [19:56] Ecute     Why should I do that? [19:58] Ecute     I only came to see what     Hanazono Yurine was doing. [20:01] Ecute     Let's go. [20:05] DevilA     Meanwhile, in outer space... [20:21] Jashin     What the heck?! SIGN    Jashin-chan! Use your pride as a noble of Hell to do something! [20:27] Jashin     "Something"? I can't do anything about that! [20:30] Pekola     Lierre-sama, please help us! SIGN    Playing in the pool made her sleepy. [20:35] Pekola     Please, God! SIGN    God [20:38] Yurine     Jashin-chan. [20:39] Jashin     Huh? [20:40] Yurine     You can do it. [20:45] Minos     Jashin-chan! [20:46] Medusa     Jashin-chan! [20:47] Miku     Noble of Hell! Noble of Hell! [20:51] All     Noble of Hell! Noble of Hell! [20:54] All     Noble of Hell! Noble of Hell! [20:58] Jashin     I... I will. [20:58] All     Noble of Hell! Noble of Hell! [21:01] Jashin     Jashin-chan, the noble of Hell, [21:03] Jashin     on her pride as a noble of Hell, [21:05] Jashin     will be your savior! SIGN    Jashin-chan! SIGN    I now bestow upon you the True Dropkick that's been so evasive in the anime! SIGN    That's it! [21:17] Jashin     I have to enter a command?! SIGN    I thought it was supposed to take 80 years to learn... SIGN    That     seemed      easy? [21:23] Jashin     Thanks, Sensei! Here I go! [21:31] Jashin     I'll show the whole universe my     reclaimed pride as a noble of Hell! [21:37] Jashin     This is who Jashin-chan is! [21:40] Jashin     I'll protect my second hometown of Jinbocho, [21:42] Jashin     the spirit of my Jashin-chan Dropkick, [21:44] Jashin     and the hometown tax system! [21:47] All     Jashin-chan! [21:54] Jashin     Bring it on, sun. I'm the one you'll be fighting! [21:58] Jashin     Jashin-chan Dropkick X! [22:01] Jashin     The most precious thing in this world is... [22:05] Jashin     love! Season OVA - Dropkick on My Devil!! Apocalypse Day E0 - Dropkick on My Devil!! Apocalypse Day Source: Crunchyroll Translator: Editor: Timer: QC: (Please feel free to edit the speaker names if incomplete or inaccurate. Names are handled on a best-effort basis depending on the info on the source file. Dialogue is left as is.) SIGN    The Year 20XX [00:05] DevilA     In the year 20XX, [00:07] DevilA     a mysterious flying object      from outer space [00:10] DevilA     caused Jinbocho to be engulfed     in flames of destruction. [00:13] DevilA     The earth was scorched,     and it appeared all life had perished. [00:18] DevilA     However! Humanity was not wiped out! [00:22] DevilA     Jinbocho came under      the control of one woman, [00:25] DevilA     and strength became     all that mattered in the world. [00:28] DevilA     But there was one person     who stood up to face her... [00:31] DevilA     Or rather, one snake! [00:34] Jashin     What is this place? [00:36] Jashin     Something doesn't seem right. [00:38] Jashin     Even the art     seems different somehow. SIGN    Life     Theater [00:48] Jashin     Whoa now. What the heck is going on? [00:50] Jashin     What happened to the Jinbocho     I loved and was so loved by?! [00:53] Jashin     I even put out a song about it! [01:00] Jashin     Yurine Kingdom? [01:02] Followers     Yurine-sama... Yurine-sama... SIGN    Apocalypse SIGN    Hanazono     Nation SIGN    Apocalypse SIGN    Hanazono     Nation SIGN    Apocalypse SIGN    Hanazono     Nation SIGN    Apocalypse SIGN    Hanazono     Nation SIGN    Apocalypse SIGN    Hanazono     Nation SIGN    Apocalypse SIGN    Hanazono     Nation SIGN    Apocalypse SIGN    Hanazono     Nation SIGN    Apocalypse SIGN    Hanazono     Nation [01:11] Jashin     I dunno what happened,     but I can tell Jinbocho's in trouble! [01:14] Jashin     "Yurine Kingdom" sounds     more like Hell than Hell itself! SIGN    m 0 0 l 3 4 l 4 7 l 12 5 b 17 7 17 11 18 9 l 21 3 l 26 2 l 27 5 l 30 3 l 32 2 l 36 5 l 39 12 l 35 16 l 37 23 l 36 29 l 38 30 l 36 36 b 37 38 38 41 37 43 l 37 48 l 39 54 l 33 51 l 33 53 l 30 55 l 26 55 l 24 53 l 28 52 l 24 52 l 21 51 l 20 54 l 22 54 l 18 55 l 15 52 l 10 52 l 9 55 l 5 53 l 2 49 l 4 47 l 1 44 l 2 41 l 1 32 l 3 31 l 3 27 l 5 23 l 1 23 l 1 26 l -1 23 l 0 18 l -1 14 l -1 11 l 1 9 l -2 7 l -2 3 l 0 2 l 0 1 SIGN    Needed SIGN    Immediately! SIGN    I suffer from the lack of a     successor. Are you interested     in becoming a user of the     ancient Assassin's Fist?     Results can range from     restorative effects     to death!          Location: Takamori, Kumamoto [01:22] Jashin     "Assassin's Fist"? [01:25] Medusa     Jashin-chan! [01:27] Medusa     I finally found you. [01:30] Medusa     I went back to Hell for a bit, and when      I came back, I found Jinbocho in this state. [01:35] Medusa     Do you know what happened? [01:36] Jashin     Oh, it's just you, huh?     Don't scare me like that. [01:39] Medusa     You didn't have to be that surprised. [01:42] Medusa     Or were you thinking of     doing something bad again? [01:45] Jashin     Let's go, Medusa. [01:47] Medusa     Huh? [01:49] Jashin     ATM! SIGN    Assassin's Fist will SIGN    T SIGN    ake Back SIGN    M y Town [01:51] Medusa     Jashin-chan? [01:53] Jashin     I'm gonna get the Assassin's Fist,     wake Yurine up... [01:58] Jashin     and get my Jinbocho and      my Yurine back to normal! [02:02] Jashin     And then, I'll use the     Assassin's Fist to kill Yurine. [02:08] Jashin     Time to take back J! [03:42] Jashin     Well, we're here, but... [03:45] Jashin     I don't know where we're supposed to go now. SIGN    m 0 -8 l 100 0 100 100 0 97 SIGN    m 0 0 l 100 0 100 100 0 100 SIGN    m 0 0 l 100 0 100 100 0 100 SIGN    m 0 0 l 100 0 100 100 0 100 SIGN    m 0 0 l 100 0 100 100 0 100 SIGN    Takamori is moving forward      with city planning initiatives      in collaboration with the      entertainment industry! [03:49] Medusa     Let's ask in here. [03:51] Jashin     I'll run in and ask! You wait out here! [03:55] Medusa     Jashin-chan! [03:56] Jashin     I'm saying a collaboration with me will     earn you a fortune in hometown tax money! [04:02] Official     We will certainly consider it. [04:05] Official     I checked, and I don't think we can     promote a show about selling organs... [04:12] Jashin     Rats. [04:14] Jashin     You just had to bring up the organs thing. [04:20] Jashin     What's this place? [04:25] Medusa     It looks like one of those shrines     that could be a power spot. [04:28] Medusa     Let's go in and pray since we're here. [04:30] Jashin     So many girls have a weakness     for the term "power spot." [04:36] Jashin     Looks like the kind of place that'd be     used in a popular manga about a ronin. [04:40] Jashin     That it does. [04:41] Medusa     You're right. [04:52] Medusa     What is it? [04:53] Jashin     I'm having pachinko withdrawal symptoms. [04:56] Jashin     All because the pachinko parlor in     Jinbocho had to end up like that... [04:59] Kenshiro     You, who have been led here by the stars... [05:05] Jashin     Y-You're... [05:08] Jashin     the guy who always helped me out     when I was playing pachinko! [05:14] Jashin     Teach me the secret     to winning at pachinko! [05:17] Jashin     I mean... [05:18] Jashin     Teach me the legendary     Assassin's Fist I can use to kill Yurine. [05:22] Medusa     Don't kill her. You're just going     to snap her out of it, right? [05:24] Jashin     Oh, sure. [05:29] Jashin     I beg of you. Please teach me! [05:32] Medusa     She's actually groveling. [05:33] Kenshiro     I refuse. [05:34] Jashin     Forsaken-shiro! [05:35] Kenshiro     I feel you are not worthy. [05:38] Jashin     N-No way! [05:40] Jashin     But I wanna end the Yurine Kingdom [05:41] Jashin     and restore Jinbocho to a town     that thrives on anime and manga! [05:45] Jashin     It's moving forward with      city planning initiatives [05:47] Jashin     in collaboration with the     entertainment industry, too! [05:50] Jashin     So please! You must... [05:52] Jashin     You, of all people, must understand! [05:54] Kenshiro     Understood. [05:55] Medusa     Guess he did. [05:56] Jashin     Yay! [05:58] Kenshiro     Here. Right here. On the temples. [06:01] Jashin     You mean here? [06:03] Kenshiro     Yes, that will also work. [06:06] Kenshiro     If you want to wake someone up,     go only as far as the first knuckle. [06:10] Kenshiro     Press any deeper, and you'll kill them. [06:12] Jashin     I got it! [06:14] Kenshiro     Right. Well, now you know. [06:17] Jashin     Yay! The legendary Assassin's Fist is mine! [06:20] Jashin     Now I can finally ki— [06:22] Jashin     ...uh, kick Yurine in the butt     to bring her to her senses. [06:25] Jashin     Right! We're heading back      to Jinbocho, Medusa! [06:28] Kenshiro     Don't. [06:30] Kenshiro     This technique can only     be used in this region. [06:33] Jashin     Why's that? [06:34] Kenshiro     It is the power of Aso. [06:37] Kenshiro     And that is how it is. [06:39] Kenshiro     Farewell. [06:41] Jashin     Uh, doesn't that way lead to a cliff? [06:44] Jashin     Aw, man. Guess I have no choice. [06:47] Jashin     I'll get Yurine to come here. [06:53] Carrier Pigeon Baron     Carrier Pigeon Baron is here. [06:56] Medusa     Who's this now? [06:59] Jashin     Take this to Yurine. I'm counting on you. [07:02] Carrior Pigeon Baron     As you wish. [07:05] Jashin     And he's off. [07:06] Medusa     He sure is. [07:07] Jashin     Now that I think about it,     I'm not sure the two of us alone are enough. [07:11] Jashin     Hey, Medusa, are there any angels or devils     around here who'll conveniently help me out? [07:17] Jashin     Use your "I See Too Much and It Sucks" power. [07:21] Medusa     Huh? Okay, one sec. SIGN    ° "I See Too Much and It Sucks" SIGN    Activating [07:26] Medusa     Well, I can see cats... [07:28] Jashin     Cats? SIGN    Mount Neko [07:37] Kyon     Oh, hey! [07:38] Kyon     It's Jashin-chan! [07:40] Jashin     What are you two doing here? [07:42] Ran     The king of wildcats     lives here on Mount Neko. [07:48] Kyon     During the season of ascetic training,     cats come here from all over the place. [07:53] Ran     And pandas are cats, too. SIGN    "Dà Xióng Māo" SIGN    (Big Bear Cat) [07:55] Jashin     I see. [07:57] Kyon     Jinbocho's a wreck now, and it's the season     of ascetic training anyway, so we came here. [08:05] Jashin     Kyon-Kyon's strong when she's pissed. [08:07] Jashin     I guess this beats having no one at all. [08:10] Jashin     Hey, you two. Help me out. [08:13] Jashin     Let's work together to     take down the Yurine Kingdom. [08:16] Kyon/Ran     Why? [08:18] Jashin     Because! [08:19] Kyon     But I like Yurine-chan. [08:21] Ran     And fighting isn't nice. [08:23] Jashin     The Yurine Kingdom will try     to take over Hell one day, too! [08:26] Jashin     You want Hell China to be gone forever?! [08:29] Kyon     Gah! [08:31] Medusa     I think that was going too far. [08:32] Ran     There's no way that'll ever... [08:34] Kyon     I-I don't want that! [08:36] Jashin     Fight alongside me so we can     return Yurine to her senses, [08:39] Jashin     restore Jinbocho to its former state,     and preserve the peace of Hell! [08:46] Kyon     Got it! [08:48] Ran     Huh?! [08:49] Jashin     Good. Well, we need to get ready,     so let's meet up later. [08:54] Kyon     Zài jiàn! SIGN    m 0 0 b 0 0 0 0 0 0 b 5 -1 8 0 11 1 b 18 2 25 3 34 3 b 39 4 44 6 50 7 b 53 9 56 11 59 13 b 63 15 67 17 71 19 b 70 20 70 20 69 21 b 67 21 66 20 64 20 b 60 22 57 23 53 25 b 49 26 44 28 40 29 b 36 29 33 29 29 29 b 26 29 22 28 19 28 b 17 29 12 29 9 29 b 7 31 3 30 0 29 b -3 28 -6 23 -7 22 b -9 20 -10 17 -10 15 b -10 12 -9 10 -9 9 b -8 6 -7 4 -6 3 b -5 1 -2 0 0 0 SIGN    m 0 0 b 0 0 0 0 0 0 b 5 -1 8 0 11 1 b 18 2 25 3 34 3 b 39 4 44 6 50 7 b 53 9 56 11 59 13 b 63 15 67 17 71 19 b 70 20 70 20 69 21 b 67 21 66 20 64 20 b 60 22 57 23 53 25 b 49 26 44 28 40 29 b 36 29 33 29 29 29 b 26 29 22 28 19 28 b 17 29 12 29 9 29 b 7 31 3 30 0 29 b -3 28 -6 23 -7 22 b -9 20 -10 17 -10 15 b -10 12 -9 10 -9 9 b -8 6 -7 4 -6 3 b -5 1 -2 0 0 0 SIGN    Takamori     Dengaku no Sato [08:58] Medusa     Wow! What a unique ambiance! [09:08] Medusa     What's wrong? [09:09] Jashin     I don't know. I just got a chill. [09:12] Pino     When one side is cooked, spread some     miso on it, then cook the other side. [09:17] Pino     When water stops dripping from     the Japanese salmon's mouth... [09:25] Pino     I'll take your life! [09:27] Jashin     That's hot! What'd you do that for? [09:30] Pino     I failed. [09:31] Medusa     Are you okay? [09:33] Jashin     Why is there someone in this      town who wants to kill me? [09:37] Jashin     I repaid all my debts! [09:39] Jashin     And I don't think I've done     anything evil in this town yet! [09:42] Mei     Hold it right there! [09:44] Mei     A round body and a spiky head!     It's the perfect balance! [09:48] Mei     Become a part of my collection! [09:50] Jashin     What's she doing here? [09:54] Mei     Orochimaru? [09:55] Mei     Fate must have led me to you! [09:58] Mei     Yummy, yummy fate. SIGN    m 0 0 b 0 0 0 0 0 0 b 5 -1 8 0 11 1 b 18 2 25 3 34 3 b 39 4 44 6 50 7 b 53 9 56 11 59 13 b 63 15 67 17 71 19 b 70 20 70 20 69 21 b 67 21 66 20 64 20 b 60 22 57 23 53 25 b 49 26 44 28 40 29 b 36 29 33 29 29 29 b 26 29 22 28 19 28 b 17 29 12 29 9 29 b 7 31 3 30 0 29 b -3 28 -6 23 -7 22 b -9 20 -10 17 -10 15 b -10 12 -9 10 -9 9 b -8 6 -7 4 -6 3 b -5 1 -2 0 0 0 SIGN    m 0 0 b 0 0 0 0 0 0 b 5 -1 8 0 11 1 b 18 2 25 3 34 3 b 39 4 44 6 50 7 b 53 9 56 11 59 13 b 63 15 67 17 71 19 b 70 20 70 20 69 21 b 67 21 66 20 64 20 b 60 22 57 23 53 25 b 49 26 44 28 40 29 b 36 29 33 29 29 29 b 26 29 22 28 19 28 b 17 29 12 29 9 29 b 7 31 3 30 0 29 b -3 28 -6 23 -7 22 b -9 20 -10 17 -10 15 b -10 12 -9 10 -9 9 b -8 6 -7 4 -6 3 b -5 1 -2 0 0 0 SIGN    Takamori     Dengaku no Sato SIGN    m 0 0 b 0 0 0 0 0 0 b 5 -1 8 0 11 1 b 18 2 25 3 34 3 b 39 4 44 6 50 7 b 53 9 56 11 59 13 b 63 15 67 17 71 19 b 70 20 70 20 69 21 b 67 21 66 20 64 20 b 60 22 57 23 53 25 b 49 26 44 28 40 29 b 36 29 33 29 29 29 b 26 29 22 28 19 28 b 17 29 12 29 9 29 b 7 31 3 30 0 29 b -3 28 -6 23 -7 22 b -9 20 -10 17 -10 15 b -10 12 -9 10 -9 9 b -8 6 -7 4 -6 3 b -5 1 -2 0 0 0 SIGN    m 0 0 b 0 0 0 0 0 0 b 5 -1 8 0 11 1 b 18 2 25 3 34 3 b 39 4 44 6 50 7 b 53 9 56 11 59 13 b 63 15 67 17 71 19 b 70 20 70 20 69 21 b 67 21 66 20 64 20 b 60 22 57 23 53 25 b 49 26 44 28 40 29 b 36 29 33 29 29 29 b 26 29 22 28 19 28 b 17 29 12 29 9 29 b 7 31 3 30 0 29 b -3 28 -6 23 -7 22 b -9 20 -10 17 -10 15 b -10 12 -9 10 -9 9 b -8 6 -7 4 -6 3 b -5 1 -2 0 0 0 SIGN    Takamori     Dengaku no Sato SIGN    m 0 0 b 0 0 0 0 0 0 b 5 -1 8 0 11 1 b 18 2 25 3 34 3 b 39 4 44 6 50 7 b 53 9 56 11 59 13 b 63 15 67 17 71 19 b 70 20 70 20 69 21 b 67 21 66 20 64 20 b 60 22 57 23 53 25 b 49 26 44 28 40 29 b 36 29 33 29 29 29 b 26 29 22 28 19 28 b 17 29 12 29 9 29 b 7 31 3 30 0 29 b -3 28 -6 23 -7 22 b -9 20 -10 17 -10 15 b -10 12 -9 10 -9 9 b -8 6 -7 4 -6 3 b -5 1 -2 0 0 0 SIGN    m 0 0 b 0 0 0 0 0 0 b 5 -1 8 0 11 1 b 18 2 25 3 34 3 b 39 4 44 6 50 7 b 53 9 56 11 59 13 b 63 15 67 17 71 19 b 70 20 70 20 69 21 b 67 21 66 20 64 20 b 60 22 57 23 53 25 b 49 26 44 28 40 29 b 36 29 33 29 29 29 b 26 29 22 28 19 28 b 17 29 12 29 9 29 b 7 31 3 30 0 29 b -3 28 -6 23 -7 22 b -9 20 -10 17 -10 15 b -10 12 -9 10 -9 9 b -8 6 -7 4 -6 3 b -5 1 -2 0 0 0 SIGN    Takamori     Dengaku no Sato SIGN    m 0 0 b 0 0 0 0 0 0 b 5 -1 8 0 11 1 b 18 2 25 3 34 3 b 39 4 44 6 50 7 b 53 9 56 11 59 13 b 63 15 67 17 71 19 b 70 20 70 20 69 21 b 67 21 66 20 64 20 b 60 22 57 23 53 25 b 49 26 44 28 40 29 b 36 29 33 29 29 29 b 26 29 22 28 19 28 b 17 29 12 29 9 29 b 7 31 3 30 0 29 b -3 28 -6 23 -7 22 b -9 20 -10 17 -10 15 b -10 12 -9 10 -9 9 b -8 6 -7 4 -6 3 b -5 1 -2 0 0 0 SIGN    m 0 0 b 0 0 0 0 0 0 b 5 -1 8 0 11 1 b 18 2 25 3 34 3 b 39 4 44 6 50 7 b 53 9 56 11 59 13 b 63 15 67 17 71 19 b 70 20 70 20 69 21 b 67 21 66 20 64 20 b 60 22 57 23 53 25 b 49 26 44 28 40 29 b 36 29 33 29 29 29 b 26 29 22 28 19 28 b 17 29 12 29 9 29 b 7 31 3 30 0 29 b -3 28 -6 23 -7 22 b -9 20 -10 17 -10 15 b -10 12 -9 10 -9 9 b -8 6 -7 4 -6 3 b -5 1 -2 0 0 0 SIGN    Takamori     Dengaku no Sato SIGN    m 0 0 b 0 0 0 0 0 0 b 5 -1 8 0 11 1 b 18 2 25 3 34 3 b 39 4 44 6 50 7 b 53 9 56 11 59 13 b 63 15 67 17 71 19 b 70 20 70 20 69 21 b 67 21 66 20 64 20 b 60 22 57 23 53 25 b 49 26 44 28 40 29 b 36 29 33 29 29 29 b 26 29 22 28 19 28 b 17 29 12 29 9 29 b 7 31 3 30 0 29 b -3 28 -6 23 -7 22 b -9 20 -10 17 -10 15 b -10 12 -9 10 -9 9 b -8 6 -7 4 -6 3 b -5 1 -2 0 0 0 SIGN    m 0 0 b 0 0 0 0 0 0 b 5 -1 8 0 11 1 b 18 2 25 3 34 3 b 39 4 44 6 50 7 b 53 9 56 11 59 13 b 63 15 67 17 71 19 b 70 20 70 20 69 21 b 67 21 66 20 64 20 b 60 22 57 23 53 25 b 49 26 44 28 40 29 b 36 29 33 29 29 29 b 26 29 22 28 19 28 b 17 29 12 29 9 29 b 7 31 3 30 0 29 b -3 28 -6 23 -7 22 b -9 20 -10 17 -10 15 b -10 12 -9 10 -9 9 b -8 6 -7 4 -6 3 b -5 1 -2 0 0 0 SIGN    Takamori     Dengaku no Sato [10:07] Mei     Orochimaru, where are you? SIGN    Takamori Yusui     Tunnel Park SIGN    Takamori Yusui     Tunnel Park SIGN    Takamori Yusui     Tunnel Park [10:11] Jashin     I think we lost her. [10:13] Jashin     Anyway... [10:14] Jashin     What is this place? [10:16] Medusa     It's a tunnel, right? [10:20] Jashin     S-Someone's coming! [10:23] Pekola     Well, if it isn't Hanazono Yurine's familiar. [10:26] Jashin     Pekola! [10:27] Jashin     What are you doing here? [10:29] Jashin     Doing some live-in job? Hah! Yeah, right! [10:31] Pekola     Yes, that's right. [10:33] Jashin/Medusa     Huh? [10:34] Pekola     After what happened to Jinbocho, [10:36] Pekola     I was having trouble     finding a part-time job... [10:39] Pekola     Then I found this one. [10:41] Jashin     What kind of job do you     do in a place like this? SIGN    There are SIGN    rainbow trout SIGN    in here! SIGN    There are      rainbow trout SIGN    in here! SIGN    Watch your head SIGN    Watch for     dripping water [10:47] Pekola     I feed the rainbow trout. [10:49] Jashin     I see. [10:52] Pekola     Michael, you're eating     well again today, huh? [10:55] Pekola     Hey, Gabriel! No eating Raphael's food! [11:00] Jashin     Forget her. I doubt she'll be of any help. [11:03] Jashin     Let's go, Medusa. [11:06] Pekola     Poporon and Lierre-sama are inside, too. [11:09] Jashin     Say what? [11:15] Lierre     It's so pretty! [11:17] Poporon     Still, I don't know how you can     stand here staring at it for hours. [11:21] Jashin     Hey, that really is cool! [11:26] Jashin     Whoa, what is even going on?     Is it the power of God? [11:29] Poporon     Try the power of science. [11:31] Jashin     I see. [11:32] Poporon     The power of God is the real problem here. [11:35] Pekola     Poporon... [11:36] Lierre     It's fine. [11:38] Lierre     I don't know if it was caused     by that mysterious falling object, [11:41] Lierre     but my godly powers have weakened. [11:43] Jashin     What? [11:44] Pekola     We learned that a water god      is enshrined here... SIGN    Water     God [11:48] Lierre     So I'm trying to get my godly powers     back through this water. SIGN    Water     God SIGN    Water God [12:00] Jashin     So that's what happened. [12:02] Lierre     Yes. [12:03] (Flashback) Lierre     Now you've done it! [12:05] (Flashback) Pekola     So have you, Lierre-sama! [12:07] (Flashback) Poporon     Oh, spring water is so cold! [12:11] (Flashback) Three     Take that! [12:13] Jashin     Wait, isn't one of you missing? [12:16] Jashin     Where's Pino? [12:17] Poporon     She came here with us, but at some point,      we realized she was gone. [12:21] Lierre     She may have grown tired of me     since I've lost my godly powers. [12:25] Japanese     No, she would take this opportunity to— [12:29] Medusa     Jashin-chan. [12:31] Japanese     Wait, Heaven must be      in a real bind right now! [12:34] Jashin     The Yurine Kingdom will try to     take over Heaven soon enough. [12:38] Jashin     Lierre-san, you should fight Yurine with us. [12:41] Poporon     You know she can't do that. [12:44] Pekola     But I bet that witch could      do it if she felt like it. [12:48] Lierre     I refuse. I could never collude     with devils to fight a human. [12:53] Jinbocho     So you don't care what happens     to the panda in Kin Kin Park?! [13:05] Lierre     Very well. I'll help you, just this once. [13:08] Poporon/Pekola     Lierre-sama? [13:09] Lierre     I want you two to support me. [13:12] Poporon     What? [13:14] Jashin     All right! [13:15] Jashin     Okay, you stay under this water for a while      and get your godly powers back. [13:20] Jashin     Then beating Yurine will be a cinch. [13:22] Jashin     And once she's weakened, I'll strike her     vital points and use my dropkick to... [13:28] Pekola     Wait! That wall... [13:31] Pekola     It's from when they tried to     connect this tunnel to Takachiho, [13:34] Pekola     but gave up because      they hit a waterway. [13:38] Jashin     Huh? [13:50] Jashin     Ugh. Don't put stuff in the anime that didn't     happen in real life. We'll get complaints! SIGN    Beef SIGN    Oh? [13:59] Minos     Jashin-chan? [14:01] Jashin     Who are you? [14:02] Medusa     You should really stop identifying     people by their hair and clothes. [14:06] Minos     I'm helping take care of the     Japanese Brown cattle on this farm. SIGN    After what happened to Jinbocho, her part-time job delivering milk is on hold. [14:15] Jashin     This'll be quick, then. [14:17] Jashin     Help me fight to defeat the Yurine Kingdom      and get the old Jinbocho back! [14:21] Minos     As if there's any way you could beat Yurine. SIGN    Uh-huh. [14:25] Jashin     Maybe I can't on my own, but I've got     jiangshi and angels on my side this time. [14:30] Jashin     Plus, I've learned the     legendary Assassin's Fist! [14:33] Jashin     If I strike her vital points with it,     I can wake Yurine up, [14:36] Jashin     and get Jinbocho back to normal. SIGN    I bet you actually just want to take advantage of the chaos to kill Yurine-chan. [14:43] Jashin     Urk! [14:44] Medusa     You're sweating bullets. [14:45] Jashin     I am not! It's spring water! [14:47] Minos     In any case, I'm not fighting Yurine-chan. [14:51] Jashin     That park... [14:53] Jashin     I bet those little boys and girls would     love to play in that park like before. SIGN    Malt SIGN    Malt [14:58] Minos     Oh, all right, fine! [15:00] Minos     But I'm only fighting Yurine-chan     to fix Jinbocho, you hear? [15:05] Jashin     That's a hell of a good reason. Thanks! [15:07] Jashin     That hair color looks good on you. [15:09] Jashin     Okay, we'll all meet up later. [15:17] Yusa     Would you like some train car chocolat? [15:21] Jashin     Please help me 'cause of     this and that and such and such! [15:24] Yusa     You treat me so half-heartedly. SIGN    Jashin-chan. [15:28] Jashin/Medusa     Sensei! SIGN    I heard you were trying to do something decent for once, SIGN    so I came to see for myself. [15:34] Jashin     I see. Uh, I mean, yes, I am. SIGN    Good luck. [15:40] Jashin     Okay! Let's all fight to get J back! [15:59] Yurine     You have some nerve     calling me all the way out here. [16:03] Pekola     Pino! [16:04] Poporon     Why are you on her side? [16:09] Pino     She pretended to lose her godly powers [16:12] Pino     and got us to let our guards down     by leading us into this weird tunnel [16:15] Pino     so she could kill us here, didn't she? [16:20] Pino     If we spread the Yurine Kingdom around the      world and take over both Heaven and Hell, [16:25] Pino     there'll be no reason to fear Lierre-sama. [16:28] Minos     Why are the vampires on her side, too? [16:31] Ecute     I'm going to have Hanazono     Yurine join my clan one day, [16:35] Ecute     so it's only natural that     we sided with her. [16:38] Atre     Yes. [16:39] Yurine     And where is Jashin-chan? [16:41] Jashin Team     Huh? [16:42] Medusa     Huh? Jashin-chan? SIGN    I guess she got scared and ran away. [16:46] Mei     Orochimaru, where are you? [16:48] Kyon     Aiya... [16:50] Jashin     Yah! [16:53] Jashin     She who strikes first wins! [16:56] Minos     How unfair. SIGN    She's such a coward. [16:58] Atre     Stay back! [17:04] Ecute     My father would be angry if anything     happened to Hanazono Yurine. [17:08] Jashin     You're a devil! You shouldn't     be taking Yurine's side! [17:13] Jashin     I'll watch for an opening to hit Yurine. [17:15] Jashin     You take care of the rest of them. [17:17] Minos     Okay! [17:17] Minos     You get to deal with me! [17:21] Atre     I acknowledge the strength     of the minotaur race, [17:24] Atre     but the nobility of the     vampire clan is far stronger. [17:28] Minos     Oh, I don't know about that. [17:34] Pekola     Please stay back, Lierre-sama. [17:37] Poporon     The two of us are more than     enough to handle the likes of Pino. [17:41] Lierre     You two... [17:45] Pino     I failed back then... [17:49] Pino     but I must be successful this time     and show Hanazono-san what I can do! [18:00] Pino     Yurine Kingdom forever! [18:05] Chiba     Yurine-sama! [18:06] Three     Banzai! [18:08] Chiba     Plod, plod, plod. [18:10] Kyon/Ran     Laia! [18:11] Yusa     We sisters have been used     less and less in the main anime. [18:14] Yusa     It's finally our turn to shine again! [18:30] Ecute     I need to contribute somehow, too. [18:33] Ecute     I think I can beat that one! [18:36] Ecute     Take this! Light and Airy Milk Punch! [18:40] Ecute     Huh? [18:43] Ecute     Eek! Atre, help me! [18:46] Jashin     What was that? It's the      battle of the weaklings! SIGN    You're the weakest one here, though. [18:53] Mei     I will protect Orochimaru! [18:55] Ozaki     How can you shoot at civilians? [18:58] Hashira     A-A-And defending a devil     over humans? She's a devil herself! SIGN    I bet we'd win in a heartbeat if you joined in, Mother. SIGN    It's a teacher's job to watch over her students. [19:07] Followers     Yurine-sama... [19:09] Followers     Yurine-sama... Yurine-sama... [19:11] Kyon     There's no end to them. [19:13] Ran     This isn't good. [19:14] Ran     Hey, it's... [19:20] Minos     You guys! [19:21] Kyon     Everyone! [19:22] Ran     You came to help! [19:36] Atre     What? [19:37] Minos     Kyon-Kyon! [19:38] Kyon     Aiyo! [19:40] Atre     Curses! [19:41] Minos     Now, Jashin-chan! You have     to wake Yurine-chan up! [19:46] Jashin     Wake her up? I'll make it so     she never wakes up again. [19:51] Jashin     Die, Yurine! [19:55] Minos     Huh? [19:56] Medusa     She said she wouldn't kill her! SIGN    I knew it! [19:59] Yurine     Don't point at people. [20:02] Yurine     No! [20:03] Yurine     This is how you use that technique. [20:12] Jashin     H-How do you know the Assassin's Fist? [20:18] (Flashback) Yurine     Oh, what a lovely station. [20:24] (Flashback) Kenshiro     Yuria? [20:25] (Flashback) Yurine     It's Yurine. [20:27] (Flashback) Kenshiro     You are the one worthy to be     the successor of this technique. [20:30] (Flashback) Kenshiro     You should inherit it. [20:32] Yurine     So he taught it to me. [20:34] Jashin     You gotta be kidding me, Kenshiro! [20:38] Yurine     You are already dead. [20:41] Jashin     Hidebu! [20:47] Medusa     Jashin-chan! [20:50] Yurine     Ah, that was fun. Think I'll head back and     have some Japanese Brown beef sukiyaki. SIGN    Huh? What about being a dictator? [20:56] Yurine     It was only a part-time job. I'm done. SIGN    We must do something     about Jinbocho!     Seeking a dictator! [21:04] Yurine     I always wanted to try being one. [21:09] Minos     So, what happens now? [21:12] Kyon     Will Jinbocho go back to normal? SIGN    And will this anime just carry on from here? [21:17] Yurine     Well, as for all that... [21:21] Yurine     Let's just throw up a smokescreen. [22:59] Yusa     Skewered Jashin-chan, anyone? [23:02] Yusa     It's super popular as a gift     for paying the hometown tax! SIGN    m 0 0 l 100 0 100 100 0 100 SIGN    Skewered     Jashin-chan     Product     Demo [23:09] Yurine     You need to be punished      for trying to kill me. [23:12] Yurine     I'm sure you caused all kinds of trouble, so you     should do something that'll benefit this town. [23:17] Yurine     Let's see... [23:22] Jashin     I just want to go back to Jinbocho. [23:25] Medusa     Once all the moisture dribbles out,     it's time to turn her over! [23:32] Medusa     Yummy! [23:33] Minos     It's the Japanese Brown      I helped raise! Like it? [23:36] Minos     Yeah, of course it's good!