# Dropkick on My Devil!
Jashin-chan looks back on the day Hanazono Yurine summoned her. So long as Yurine lives, Jashin-chan can't return to Hell. So Jashin-chan writes Yurine's name in her "Death NOT" and swears that she's finally going to land that dropkick on Yurine. Meanwhile, a former subordinate of Pekola and Poporon, Pino, shows up. Pekola is overjoyed believing God has finally sent someone to bring her home; however, in Pino's hand is a weapon...
# Season 1
# E1 -
Source: [Crunchyroll](https://www.crunchyroll.com/watch/G31UXZ154/)
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**[00:01] DevilA**
The rules for summoning a devil:
**[00:04] DevilA**
A devil summoned from Hell by a spell
can only be returned to Hell using a spell.
**[00:11] DevilA**
A human who summons a devil
becomes that devil's master.
**[00:14] DevilA**
Unless the human gives their life
in atonement for using the spell,
**[00:18] DevilA**
the devil is bound to the human realm.
**[00:23] Delivery**
Delivery!
**[00:25] Yurine**
Coming.
**[00:26] Jashin**
It was a dream?
**[00:28] Delivery**
Sign here.
**[00:28] Jashin**
No, I can't really call that a dream...
**[00:31] Delivery**
Thanks a lot!
**[00:33] Jashin**
It's wrong to lie!
**[02:07] DevilA**
The Tokyo metropolis.
**[02:10] DevilA**
In one corner of this world,
a bittersweet drama unfolds again today.
**[02:38] Jashin**
Time to get this sukiyaki party started!
**[02:43] Jashin**
I got some great beef today! It's grade A5!
**[02:47] Yurine**
It's not like you're the one who got it.
**[02:49] Jashin**
D-Don't worry about
the little things!
**[02:52] Jashin**
Okay, let's get started!
**[02:54] Jashin**
We spread some beef tallow
inside a thoroughly heated pan.
**[02:59] Jashin**
And then, we cook the green onions.
**[03:03] Jashin**
This brings out the aroma!
**[03:04] Minos**
Ah, smells great!
**[03:06] Medusa**
It really does smell nice!
**[03:09] Jashin**
Once they're golden brown,
we take 'em out for now, and we cook the beef.
**[03:13] Medusa**
Wow!
**[03:15] Pekola**
*My Lord, please forgive me.*
**[03:17] Pekola**
* I am an angel, yet I have*
* come to a witch's Sabbat...*
**[03:22] Pekola**
*Hanazono Yurine...*
**[03:23] Pekola**
* What was your objective in*
* kidnapping this starving angel?*
**[03:28] Pekola**
* No! No matter how poor I am,*
* I cannot face my Lord like this!*
**[03:34] Jashin**
We quickly cook both sides of the beef.
**[03:36] Minos**
Beef! Beef! Beef!
**[03:39] Jashin**
And once the beef's all
cooked through, we add in...
**[03:41] Jashin**
Jashin-chan's special sukiyaki stock!
**[03:45] Jashin**
Just drizzle it over the whole pan!
**[03:52] Pekola**
Th-This is...
**[03:53] Jashin**
The stock came out fantastic today!
**[03:57] Jashin**
I'm a genius!
**[04:00] Jashin**
Now, time for the veggies. Once they
take on the color of the stock, it's done!
**[04:04] Minos**
I envy you, Yurine-chan.
**[04:05] Medusa**
Jashin-chan, let me help you.
**[04:07] Minos**
I can't believe you have a relative
who sends you this great beef.
**[04:10] Yurine**
They don't send it to me *that* often.
**[04:13] Jashin**
That's right! It's rare that
we have beef in our sukiyaki!
**[04:19] Jashin**
It usually looks like this.
***SIGN*** Napa
Cabbage
***SIGN*** Enoki
Mushrooms
***SIGN*** Konjac
Noodles
***SIGN*** No Beef
**[04:23] Minos**
I guess we were lucky today.
**[04:25] Jashin**
You should shave some meat off one of your
relatives and send it to me as thanks.
**[04:31] Minos**
But that would make me a cannibal.
**[04:34] Jashin**
Ah, the meat's almost cooked.
**[04:40] Pekola**
It looks delicious...
**[04:41] Medusa**
Oh, Pekola-chan. Here's an egg.
**[04:43] Pekola**
O-Oh, thank you...
**[04:45] Jashin**
Let's eat!
**[04:46] Minos**
Don't mind if I do!
**[04:47] Pekola**
* Well, I suppose it's only*
* natural. I was so hungry.*
**[04:52] Pekola**
*I'm sure my Lord will forgive me.*
**[04:53] Jashin**
It's so good!
**[04:55] Minos**
It melts in my mouth! Yum!
**[04:58] Yurine**
Not bad.
**[05:00] Jashin**
Hey! Pekola!
**[05:01] Jashin**
What are you doing here?!
**[05:04] Jashin**
This is a dining table for devils.
**[05:06] Jashin**
You're from Heaven, which means you
shouldn't be allowed to partake with us!
**[05:12] Minos**
Huh? Pekola-chan, you're an angel?
**[05:14] Jashin**
You didn't know?
**[05:15] Pekola**
You invited me.
**[05:18] (Flashback) Jashin**
Hey, Pekola! I'm making sukiyaki
today! You'd better come!
**[05:21] (Flashback) Pekola**
Suki...
**[05:22] Medusa**
Jashin-chan...
**[05:23] Minos**
What are you talking about?
**[05:25] Jashin**
A-A-As if I can remember
things from so long ago!
**[05:27] Jashin**
I don't need this from a fool who lost
her halo and can't return to Heaven!
**[05:31] Pekola**
Th-That's...
**[05:32] Minos**
C'mon, cut it out.
**[05:34] Jashin**
Shut up! You stay out of this!
**[05:37] Yurine**
Jashin-chan.
**[05:38] Jashin**
Huh?!
**[05:39] Yurine**
When we eat, we should have fun.
**[05:41] Jashin**
But...
**[05:42] Yurine**
When we eat, we should get along.
**[05:45] Yurine**
Right?
**[05:46] Jashin**
Right.
**[05:48] Jashin**
It was all just a joke!
Let's be friends, Pekola!
**[05:52] Pekola**
Wh-Where is this coming from now?
**[05:53] Jashin**
Here! I'll get some for you, Pekola!
**[05:57] Jashin**
We're good friends!
**[05:57] Medusa**
Honestly, Jashin-chan...
**[05:59] Minos**
For real.
**[06:00] Jashin**
Here, fallen angel.
***SIGN*** Enoki
Mushrooms
***SIGN*** Napa
Cabbage
***SIGN*** Konjac
Noodles
**[06:03] Pekola**
There's... no meat...
**[06:05] Jashin**
Ah, it's so good! Nothing beats wagyu beef.
**[06:09] Pekola**
Um, may I have some meat, too?
**[06:11] Jashin**
Eat that.
**[06:13] Jashin**
Once your bowl is filled, you have
to eat it all before you can have more.
**[06:17] Jashin**
That's our rule here.
**[06:19] Jashin**
Wagyu beef's so good!
**[06:21] Jashin**
Yummy beef! So yummy!
**[06:23] Pekola**
* First of all, I'm an angel,*
* not a fallen angel.*
**[06:27] Jashin**
Yum!
**[06:29] Pekola**
* The konjac noodles and napa*
* cabbage are also good, but...*
**[06:32] Jashin**
So good!
**[06:37] Pekola**
*Meat...*
***SIGN*** Yummy...
***SIGN*** Beef...
**[06:42] DevilA**
"Beef... Yummy..."
***SIGN*** Beef...
***SIGN*** Yummy...
***SIGN*** Beef...
***SIGN*** Yummy...
**[06:51] Pekola**
*I've finally finished all of it.*
**[06:53] Pekola**
*Napa cabbage is quite filling.*
**[06:56] Pekola**
*This time, I'll have mea—*
**[06:56] Jashin**
Pekola, you're all done?
**[06:58] Jashin**
I'll get you a refill!
**[07:00] Jashin**
Here you go, fallen angel. Your food's ready.
***SIGN*** Konjac
Noodles
***SIGN*** Napa
Cabbage
***SIGN*** Enoki
Mushrooms
***SIGN*** Konjac
Noodles
***SIGN*** Napa
Cabbage
***SIGN*** Enoki
Mushrooms
***SIGN*** Konjac
Noodles
***SIGN*** Napa
Cabbage
***SIGN*** Enoki
Mushrooms
***SIGN*** Konjac
Noodles
***SIGN*** Napa
Cabbage
***SIGN*** Enoki
Mushrooms
***SIGN*** Konjac
Noodles
***SIGN*** Napa
Cabbage
***SIGN*** Enoki
Mushrooms
**[07:04] Medusa**
Come on now, Jashin-chan!
Why are you being so mean?
**[07:08] Medusa**
I swear, you're so childish.
**[07:11] Minos**
There's nothing good about you.
**[07:13] Medusa**
Here, Pekola-chan. Open up.
**[07:23] Medusa**
Is it good?
**[07:25] Pekola**
It's delicious.
**[07:26] Medusa**
I'm so glad!
**[07:28] Pekola**
A-An angel...
**[07:30] Jashin**
*I can't tell who's the angel anymore.*
**[07:33] Yurine**
Here, Pekola. Have some more meat.
**[07:35] Yurine**
You don't have to worry about any rules.
**[07:39] Yurine**
Here.
**[07:40] Jashin**
Damn it! You're all being too nice to Pekola!
**[07:43] Jashin**
And Medusa and Minos, you're devils!
Don't take the *angel's* side!
**[07:47] Yurine**
Pay no attention to her.
**[07:49] Jashin**
Y-Yurine...
**[07:52] Jashin**
Well, if that's how you're all gonna be...
**[07:56] Jashin**
I'll eat *all* the meat!
**[08:18] Minos**
Wait...
**[08:19] Medusa**
You're not...
**[08:22] Jashin**
All done!
**[08:24] Medusa**
J-J-J-Jashin-chan!
**[08:25] Pekola**
The meat...
**[08:26] Minos**
Jashin-chan! What did you do that for?!
**[08:30] Yurine**
We had all that meat...
**[08:35] Yurine**
You ruined our fun dinner, Jashin-chan.
**[08:39] Yurine**
What are you going to do about this?
**[08:42] Yurine**
You'll have to do something or...
**[08:46] Jashin**
Wh-What's this? You wanna fight?
You ready for this?
**[08:49] Medusa**
I-I'll just go buy more mea—
**[08:52] Yurine**
There's not enough meat.
**[08:57] Jashin**
I'll kill you before you kill me!
**[08:59] Jashin**
I can't get back to Hell
because you summoned me here,
**[09:03] Jashin**
and I'm gonna put all my
resentment into one finishing blow!
**[09:07] Jashin**
Jashin-chan Dropkick!
**[09:10] Jashin**
Only minutes in, and it's already
the last episode special!
**[09:13] Jashin**
The rest of the series
will be recap episodes!
**[09:20] Yurine**
You dumb reptile.
***SIGN*** You dumb reptile*!*
***SIGN*** You dumb reptile*!*
**[09:28] Yurine**
Here we have sliced snake meat.
**[09:31] Yurine**
And there's plenty.
**[09:33] Medusa**
I'll just go buy some meat...
**[09:35] Jashin**
It's too late now.
**[09:36] Minos**
I wonder if it tastes good.
**[09:38] Pekola**
Hanazono Yurine is terrifying...
**[09:45] Pekola**
Hey, snake meat goes down
easier than I thought.
**[09:55] Jashin**
What's the password?
**[09:57] Medusa**
Huh? U-Uh...
**[10:00] Jashin**
Samba rhythm is...
**[10:01] Medusa**
Cannibalism.
**[10:03] Jashin**
You may come in!
**[10:05] Medusa**
You scared me.
**[10:07] Medusa**
I think you're being a little
too cautious, Jashin-chan.
**[10:10] Jashin**
You can't let your guard
down in the human realm!
**[10:15] Medusa**
Jashin-chan, I was thinking and...
**[10:20] Jashin**
What is it?
**[10:22] Medusa**
This...
**[10:23] Jashin**
Hey, it's the thing I asked for!
You bought it for me?!
**[10:27] Jashin**
Huh?
**[10:30] Medusa**
Jashin-chan, you're thinking of
doing something bad, aren't you?
**[10:33] Jashin**
Yep.
**[10:34] Jashin**
Come on! Do you even
*know* what you just bought?
**[10:38] Medusa**
You can't! I saw something
on TV on my way here!
**[10:40] TV**
*The perpetrator is still on the run.*
**[10:42] TV**
*The police continue to scour the scene.*
**[10:45] TV**
*As for the murder weapon...*
**[10:47] Medusa**
It was...
**[10:48] Jashin**
That's right, Medusa.
**[10:51] Jashin**
This is the weapon humans
so often use in assaults.
**[10:57] Jashin**
A crowbar!
**[10:59] Jashin**
I had an epiphany.
**[11:01] Jashin**
I realized why, in this day-to-day life,
**[11:03] Jashin**
where we sleep, eat, wake up,
watch TV, and eat again,
**[11:07] Jashin**
we see crowbars mentioned
on the news all day long.
**[11:12] Jashin**
Yes! It's because the crowbar is the perfect
weapon for dealing fatal blows to humans!
**[11:17] Jashin**
This'll knock Yurine out in a heartbeat!
**[11:20] Medusa**
Don't, Jashin-chan!
**[11:21] Medusa**
If you hit Yurine-san with that, she'll die!
**[11:24] Jashin**
I just said it would knock her out.
**[11:28] Jashin**
I'll kill her in one blow!
**[11:31] DevilA**
O-Ouch! Please stop! Spare me!
***SIGN*** One blow...?
**[11:34] Jashin**
I won't stop, and I *absolutely* won't spare you!
**[11:37] Jashin**
Woohoo! I'll smash Yurine's
brains out until there's nothing left!
**[11:44] Jashin**
This is getting fun.
**[11:46] Jashin**
Even better, it was Medusa
who bought the crowbar.
**[11:49] Jashin**
I won't be suspected of anything,
and my wallet won't take a hit, either.
**[11:54] Jashin**
It's the perfect crime!
**[11:56] Medusa**
Oh, Jashin-chan,
you're acting just like a devil.
**[11:59] Jashin**
I'm not "just like" a devil. I *am* a devil.
**[12:02] Medusa**
God, please exact divine
punishment on Jashin-chan!
**[12:05] Jashin**
Hey, come on. Don't forget you're a devil, too.
***SIGN*** Beth
**[12:11] Yurine**
I'm home.
**[12:12] Jashin**
Welcome back!
**[12:13] Medusa**
W-Welcome back.
**[12:15] Yurine**
Oh, you're here, Medusa? Hi.
**[12:18] Medusa**
Thanks for having me.
**[12:20] Jashin**
Medusa bought the DVD you've
been wanting with her own money.
**[12:25] Jashin**
You must be tired, right? You should
take some time out to rejuvenate.
**[12:28] Yurine**
Really? Thanks, Medusa.
**[12:31] Medusa**
N-No problem...
**[12:33] Jashin**
Here you go.
**[12:39] Yurine**
Can I watch it now?
**[12:41] Jashin**
Of course, of course. Right now.
**[12:44] Medusa**
Don't mind me...
**[12:53] Foreigner**
*Holy shit!*
**[12:59] Foreigner**
*Hey! I remember your voice!*
**[13:00] Jashin**
Getting complacent, are we, Yurine?
**[13:01] Foreigner**
*Are you... George?!*
**[13:02] Jashin**
While your attention is on that DVD,
I'll bash in your cranium!
**[13:03] Foreigner**
*Hey! George! It's me, Tony!*
**[13:08] Jashin**
This is the end.
**[13:13] Jashin**
Adios, Yurine. I'm providing
a special service today.
**[13:17] Jashin**
I'm going to show all of our
viewers what it looks like
**[13:21] Jashin**
when a human's brains are bashed out!
**[13:28] Yurine**
Hup.
**[13:30] Jashin**
How'd you know?
**[13:31] Yurine**
You said all of that out loud.
It dragged on forever, too.
**[13:35] Jashin**
Hey, sound guy! This is
meant to be a monologue!
**[13:37] Jashin**
Retake! Retake!
**[13:39] Jashin**
Cut! Cut! Cut!
**[13:40] Yurine**
Who are you talking to?
**[13:42] Jashin**
It was Medusa!
**[13:43] Jashin**
I didn't want to do it,
but she threatened me!
**[13:46] Medusa**
What?! That's mean!
Why would you lie like that?
**[13:49] Jashin**
Hey! Medusa, that's low!
Are you trying to trap me?!
**[13:53] Yurine**
Disgraceful.
**[13:56] Yurine**
Jashin-chan...
**[14:00] Yurine**
You know what this means, right?
**[14:02] Jashin**
You leave me no choice.
**[14:05] Jashin**
Time for my ultimate secret move
that shatters the heart itself!
***SIGN*** My Secret Move That Shatters the Heart Itself
**[14:09] Jashin**
Jashin-chan Dropkick!
**[14:22] Medusa**
J-J-J-Jashin-chan?!
**[14:30] Jashin**
I can't get up.
**[14:32] Jashin**
My spine is broken.
**[14:39] Jashin**
What is that?
**[14:42] Yurine**
I haven't finished you off yet.
**[14:45] Yurine**
I'm taking this opportunity to give
our viewers a fanservice shot,
**[14:49] Yurine**
by letting them see every part
of you spill out onto the floor
**[14:54] Yurine**
and get turned into mincemeat.
**[14:55] Jashin**
No!
**[14:56] Jashin**
Don't, Yurine!
**[14:57] Jashin**
No! No!
**[15:01] Jashin**
No!
**[15:06] DevilA**
You're just gonna pretend
you didn't see that?!
**[15:11] Medusa**
*This room was stained red that day.*
**[15:16] Medusa**
*But what turned it crimson?*
**[15:18] Medusa**
*Was it the sun setting behind the building...*
**[15:21] Medusa**
*or Jashin-chan being minced?*
**[15:23] Medusa**
I just don't know!
**[15:26] Jashin**
Don't go doing this just 'cause
I have regenerative powers.
**[15:31] Yurine**
Will we be able to remove the mosaic blur from
Jashin-chan before the commercials are over?
**[15:37] Medusa**
I just don't know!
**[15:40] DevilA**
The murder weapon was the chainsaw itself.
**[15:49] Yurine**
I see you still have the mosaic blur.
**[15:51] Jashin**
Don't worry. It'll come off soon enough.
**[15:57] Jashin**
I'll get the room all cleaned up, too!
Everything'll be fine!
**[16:02] Yurine**
Okay.
**[16:04] Jashin**
I'll go all-out for dinner tonight,
so come home early!
**[16:08] Jashin**
Off you go!
**[16:10] Yurine**
See you later.
***SIGN*** Mosaic Filter
***SIGN*** Add Mosaic Blur
***SIGN*** Remove Mosaic Blur
***SIGN*** Remove Mosaic Blur
***SIGN*** Complete
***SIGN*** The mosaic blur has been removed from you.
**[16:17] Jashin**
The blur was fake.
***SIGN*** Tomato
Juice
***SIGN*** Tomato
Juice
***SIGN*** Tomato
Juice
***SIGN*** Tomato
Juice
**[16:21] Jashin**
Now Yurine won't know I've fully recovered.
***SIGN*** Yurine's
Birthday
**[16:26] Jashin**
Today is Yurine's birthday.
**[16:28] Jashin**
I'll invite everyone over
and throw her a big party.
**[16:32] Jashin**
A surprise party to celebrate her death!
***SIGN*** Fortunes
**[16:36] Jashin**
After all, my horoscope for today is excellent!
***SIGN*** Fortunes
***SIGN*** Horoscopes
***SIGN*** Fortune Ranking
***SIGN*** for October 31
***SIGN*** Scorpio
Birthdate: 10/23-11/21
***SIGN*** Let it all rip!
Should be a very
exciting day?!
***SIGN*** Horoscopes
***SIGN*** Fortune Ranking
***SIGN*** for October 31
***SIGN*** Scorpio
Birthdate: 10/23-11/21
***SIGN*** Let it all rip!
Should be a very
exciting day?!
***SIGN*** Horoscopes
***SIGN*** Fortune Ranking
***SIGN*** for October 31
***SIGN*** Scorpio
Birthdate: 10/23-11/21
***SIGN*** Let it all rip!
Should be a very
exciting day?!
***SIGN*** Horoscopes
***SIGN*** Fortune Ranking
***SIGN*** for October 31
***SIGN*** Scorpio
Birthdate: 10/23-11/21
***SIGN*** Let it all rip!
Should be a very
exciting day?!
***SIGN*** Horoscopes
***SIGN*** Fortune Ranking
***SIGN*** for October 31
***SIGN*** Scorpio
Birthdate: 10/23-11/21
***SIGN*** Let it all rip!
Should be a very
exciting day?!
***SIGN*** Horoscopes
***SIGN*** Fortune Ranking
***SIGN*** for October 31
***SIGN*** Scorpio
Birthdate: 10/23-11/21
***SIGN*** Let it all rip!
Should be a very
exciting day?!
**[16:39] Jashin**
I got Medusa to secretly order
a cake along with my lucky item.
***SIGN*** Horoscopes
***SIGN*** Fortune Ranking
***SIGN*** for October 31
***SIGN*** Scorpio
Birthdate: 10/23-11/21
***SIGN*** Let it all rip!
Should be a very
exciting day?!
***SIGN*** Fortune Ranking
***SIGN*** for October 31
***SIGN*** Scorpio
Birthdate: 10/23-11/21
***SIGN*** Let it all rip!
Should be a very
exciting day?!
***SIGN*** Scorpio
Birthdate: 10/23-11/21
***SIGN*** Let it all rip!
Should be a very
exciting day?!
***SIGN*** Let it all rip!
Should be a very
exciting day?!
***SIGN*** Let it all rip!
Should be a very
exciting day?!
***SIGN*** Lucky Item:
Stun Gun
**[16:44] Jashin**
With my lucky item to back me up...
**[16:46] Jashin**
Ah, this is gonna be a piece of cake!
***SIGN*** Break
**[16:50] DevilA**
Break.
**[16:54] Medusa**
Here's what you asked for.
**[16:56] Jashin**
Oh, great! You bought it for me!
**[16:59] Jashin**
Sorry to make you pay all the time!
**[17:02] Medusa**
Don't do this, Jashin-chan!
**[17:04] Medusa**
Don't add any more crimes to your rap sheet!
**[17:06] Minos**
Jashin-chan, are you trying to pick
a fight with Yurine-chan again?
**[17:10] Pekola**
You know she's going to
beat you at your own game.
**[17:12] Jashin**
Hmph! What are you talking about?
**[17:15] Jashin**
I've got my lucky item to back me up today.
**[17:19] Jashin**
And Medusa, what "rap sheet"?
I haven't committed a single crime.
**[17:25] Pekola**
Only because you fail every time.
**[17:28] Jashin**
Very well. I'll explain the plan
so you all understand.
**[17:32] Yurine**
I'm home.
**[17:33] Jashin**
First, Yurine comes home
with no idea what's going on.
**[17:37] All**
Happy birthday, Yurine-chan!
**[17:37] Jashin**
We surprise her with a party
so she lets her guard down.
**[17:40] Pekola**
How could I, an angel, participate in
a Sabbat celebrating a witch's birthday?
**[17:43] Jashin**
Don't interrupt my explanation!
**[17:46] Jashin**
Ahem.
**[17:47] Jashin**
She lets her guard down.
**[17:49] Jashin**
Yurine, here's a present for you!
**[17:49] Jashin**
Then I immediately hand her a present...
**[17:51] Jashin**
which is actually the stun gun
I had Medusa buy! Ta-da!
**[17:55] Jashin**
I zap her with it,
**[17:57] Jashin**
and she's stunned, leaving her immobile!
**[18:00] Jashin**
Then I deal the finishing
blow with a kitchen knife...
**[18:03] Jashin**
by slicing her guts open.
**[18:05] Jashin**
It's perfect!
**[18:07] Minos**
It'll never work.
**[18:08] Pekola**
You're going to fail again.
**[18:09] Jashin**
It *will* work! My horoscope
said I have the best luck!
**[18:12] Jashin**
And I've got my lucky item to back me up!
**[18:14] Yurine**
Huh.
**[18:17] Jashin**
Yurine? Why...
**[18:19] Yurine**
You told me to come home early.
**[18:22] Minos**
Whoops. So much for the surprise.
**[18:26] Medusa**
I'm sorry. We haven't
started making dinner yet.
**[18:29] Jashin**
Medusa told me to do it! I had no choice!
**[18:32] Medusa**
Huh?!
**[18:33] Pekola**
You passed the buck quick.
**[18:34] Minos**
Just give it up and apologize.
**[18:37] Jashin**
There's no going back now!
**[18:39] Jashin**
Take this, Yurine!
**[18:41] Jashin**
It's my birthday present to you!
**[18:44] Jashin**
Die!
**[18:49] Jashin**
Huh?
**[18:53] Jashin**
This is a shaver!
All it does is shave facial hair!
**[18:57] Jashin**
What do you want me to shave, exactly?!
**[18:59] Jashin**
Damn you, Medusa! You betrayed me!
**[19:02] Medusa**
I wanted to stop you from—
**[19:04] Jashin**
Save it for when you're asleep in Hell!
**[19:06] Yurine**
You might be the one
who'll be sleeping in Hell soon.
**[19:10] Jashin**
Uh, is that... a stun gun?
**[19:13] Yurine**
How did you not notice? October 31st...
**[19:18] Yurine**
I'm a Scorpio, too.
***SIGN*** Scorpio
Birthdate: 10/23-11/21
**[19:23] Minos**
Okay, let's put up the decorations.
**[19:26] Pekola**
Right.
**[19:27] Medusa**
I'll prepare dinner.
**[19:29] Yurine**
Of course, Jashin-chan...
**[19:31] Yurine**
You know what this means, right?
***SIGN*** Yurine's
Birthday
**[19:35] Jashin**
Yes.
**[19:39] Minos**
Yurine-chan, happy birthday!
**[19:39] Pekola**
Hanazono Yurine, happy birthday!
**[19:39] Medusa**
Yurine-san, happy birthday!
**[19:43] Yurine**
Thanks, everyone.
**[19:44] Medusa**
Here's an egg for you, Yurine-san.
**[19:46] Yurine**
Thanks.
**[19:47] Minos**
Yurine-chan, I'll get some meat for you.
**[19:58] Yurine**
This is good. You've seasoned it well.
**[20:01] Medusa**
Oh, Jashin-chan made this earlier.
**[20:06] Yurine**
Did she now?
**[20:14] Pekola**
Um, is she all right?
**[20:17] Minos**
Hm? Oh, she's fine. She can regenerate.
**[20:22] Pekola**
Still...
**[20:23] Medusa**
Jashin-chan will regenerate. She'll be fine.
**[20:29] Jashin**
Hey. Medusa.
**[20:30] Jashin**
Help me.
**[20:33] Jashin**
Help me.
**[20:37] Jashin**
Minos.
**[20:40] Yurine**
Jashin-chan...
**[20:43] Yurine**
Are you sorry?
**[20:47] Yurine**
Really?
**[20:51] Yurine**
You're sorry?
**[20:55] Yurine**
Oh, all right.
**[20:59] Yurine**
I'll forgive you.
**[21:07] Yurine**
Want to eat with us, Jashin-chan?
**[21:10] Jashin**
I can't move.
**[21:12] Yurine**
I'll feed it to you.
**[21:15] Yurine**
Medusa went to the trouble
of making it, after all.
**[21:18] Yurine**
Here.
**[21:19] Yurine**
Beef tallow.
**[21:24] Pekola**
*Oh, right.*
**[21:26] Pekola**
*This is a Sabbat...*
**[21:33] Yurine**
Okay, everyone, I'm taking the picture.
**[21:43] Yurine**
Come on, you need to smile, too.
**[21:47] Jashin**
Hmph. I've suffered enough today.
**[21:51] Yurine**
I had a pretty good time, though.
**[21:55] Jashin**
You better had. I gave
of my own flesh to celebra—
**[21:59] Yurine**
Here it comes.
**[22:01] Minos**
Okay, one, two, three...
**[22:01] Jashin**
*If Yurine's a Scorpio, too...*
**[22:03] All**
Happy birthday!
**[22:06] Jashin**
Where's *my* birthday party?!
**[23:40] Jashin**
When the summer heat's left me feeling
listless, I hear a knock on the door.
**[23:45] Jashin**
A visitor from Hell. A snow lady so cruel,
she'll make your spine freeze.
**[23:50] Jashin**
*Dropkick on My Devil* returns next
time with a lariat to your heart!
# E2 -
Source: [Crunchyroll](https://www.crunchyroll.com/watch/GPWUKD739/)
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***SIGN*** Beth
**[01:46] Jashin**
So hot...
**[01:47] Jashin**
This thing you humans call
"summer" is way too hot.
**[01:51] Yurine**
Deal with it.
**[01:53] Jashin**
I can't.
**[01:56] Yurine**
Deal—
**[01:57] Jashin**
I can't deal with it!
**[02:01] Jashin**
We are aliens...
**[02:04] Yurine**
No, you're devils.
**[02:06] Jashin**
Why don't you have one of those machines
that blows cold air in this room?
**[02:11] Yurine**
An air conditioner?
**[02:12] Yurine**
As if I could afford one of those.
**[02:16] Jashin**
If you need money,
just have Medusa pay for it!
***SIGN*** Inbox
***SIGN*** Minos
***SIGN*** Re: Meat for the sukiyaki
***SIGN*** Medusa
***SIGN*** Medusa
***SIGN*** Yurine
***SIGN*** What happened to the pudding in the fridge?
***SIGN*** Medusa
***SIGN*** Medusa
***SIGN*** Medusa
***SIGN*** Minos
**[02:20] Yurine**
Don't bother her with that.
Just make do with the fan.
**[02:23] Jashin**
B-But this warm air isn't helping at all!
**[02:33] Yurine**
If we weren't with Flex Comix,
I could probably afford an air conditioner.
**[02:39] Jashin**
Huh?
**[02:40] Yurine**
Publishers like Hitotsubashi
and Otowa are loaded.
**[02:50] Jashin**
I don't know what you're talking about!
**[02:52] Jashin**
I can't live like this! I'm going to an
electronics store in Akiba to cool down!
**[03:12] Jashin**
This... is hell...
**[03:20] Jashin**
It's too hot!
**[03:22] Jashin**
And humid! The temperature-humidity index
is 100! No, 1,000! Hell, more like 2020!
**[03:27] Jashin**
And this country's hosting the 2020 Olympics?!
It'll be pure profit at no expense!
**[03:31] Jashin**
"Hos-pit-a-li-ty," my ass!
**[03:36] Yurine**
Why the dissing spree? You think it's hot now?
You'll get flamed online for that.
**[03:39] Jashin**
Oh, shut up! I'm just gonna
give up on everything!
**[03:44] Yurine**
Fine. I'll cool you down.
**[03:48] Jashin**
Really?!
**[04:00] Jashin**
Wh-What is this?
**[04:03] Yurine**
Punishment. And you've cooled down.
Two birds with one stone.
**[04:06] Jashin**
I'm sorry. I'm truly sorry.
**[04:11] Jashin**
I'm more than just "cooled down." I'm freezing.
**[04:15] Jashin**
So cold... I have chills...
**[04:21] Yurine**
Isn't that nice, Jashin-chan?
**[04:28] Jashin**
Like hell it's nice!
**[04:32] Jashin**
I swear, everything you do is so extreme!
**[04:35] Yurine**
You're the one who was being too demanding.
**[04:37] Jashin**
I guess I'll just have
to summon *her* from Hell.
**[04:41] Yurine**
"Her"?
**[04:49] Yurine**
Who's the kid?
**[04:51] Jashin**
Kori-chan. She's an ice devil.
**[04:54] Yurine**
Kori-chan?
**[04:56] Yurine**
She has a funny face.
**[04:58] Jashin**
Kori-chan can make a room
cooler just by being in it!
**[05:02] Yurine**
Now that you mention it,
it *is* cooler in here.
**[05:05] Jashin**
Also...
**[05:11] Jashin**
She can make shaved ice.
**[05:13] Yurine**
Wow, that's cool.
**[05:15] Jashin**
Which syrup would you prefer?
**[05:16] Yurine**
Which?
**[05:18] Jashin**
You have a choice of strawberry and lemon.
**[05:22] Yurine**
Okay, then, lem—
**[05:23] Jashin**
Kori-chan's blood is strawberry syrup,
and her urine is lemon syrup.
**[05:28] Yurine**
Strawberry.
**[05:35] Yurine**
Huh, it really *is* strawberry syrup.
**[05:41] DevilA**
It's hot!
**[05:42] DevilA**
The hot summer season is the
best time to eat hot foods!
**[05:45] DevilA**
Hot! Hot! Hot!
**[05:52] Yurine**
A cool room and shaved ice...
This kid sure is useful.
**[05:56] Jashin**
She sure is.
**[05:58] Jashin**
And that's not all she can do.
**[06:01] Jashin**
Kori-chan, do the thing!
**[06:05] Jashin**
Huh?
**[06:08] Jashin**
You don't want to do that right now?
**[06:11] Jashin**
Don't give me that crap!
**[06:13] Jashin**
A low-ranking devil like you
is in no place to defy me!
**[06:17] Jashin**
Just do the thing right now! Do it!
**[06:21] Yurine**
Wait, Jashin-chan, that's going too far.
**[06:30] Yurine**
Snow?
**[06:31] Jashin**
See? Amazing, right?
**[06:33] Jashin**
Low-ranking devils need to be at least
this useful, or they're worthless!
**[06:38] Jashin**
You must be so happy you get the chance
to serve a high-ranking devil like me!
**[06:48] Jashin**
Wait, isn't this snow
getting a bit *too* intense?
**[06:52] Jashin**
Kori-chan, you can stop now.
**[06:56] Jashin**
You can stop.
**[07:00] Jashin**
I said stop right now!
**[07:03] Jashin**
Don't get cocky! When are you leaving, anyway?!
You're done here, so go home!
**[07:08] Yurine**
Hey, Jashin-chan, do you have to talk
to her like that? The poor thing.
**[07:11] Jashin**
There's nothing poor about her!
**[07:13] Jashin**
Anyone audacious enough
to defy me gets this!
**[07:16] Jashin**
Jashin-chan Ch—
**[07:21] DevilA**
Allow me to explain!
**[07:23] DevilA**
Jashin-chan shows no mercy
to small, low-ranking devils!
**[07:27] Jashin**
...op!
**[07:31] Jashin**
Let go!
**[07:35] Jashin**
You froze my arm...
**[07:39] Jashin**
You little brat!
**[07:45] Yurine**
Good for you. You're much cooler now.
**[07:54] Yurine**
Will she be able to regenerate?
***SIGN*** Something that
used to be called
Jashin-chan
**[07:59] Jashin**
Th-This is humiliating.
**[08:01] Yurine**
Sheesh.
***SIGN*** Kanda
***SIGN*** Suzuran
***SIGN*** Street
**[08:22] Pekola**
*S-So hungry...*
**[08:27] Pekola**
*A-Angels don't die, but still,*
**[08:30] Pekola**
* why are the humans*
* so indifferent to my suffering?*
**[08:34] Pekola**
*I'm clearly in very bad shape right now.*
**[08:41] Pekola**
*My Lord...*
**[08:43] Pekola**
*It seems humans have rotted to the core.*
**[08:46] Pekola**
*The time for final judgment may be near.*
**[09:04] Pekola**
*A-An angel?*
**[09:09] Yurine**
You okay, Pekola?
**[09:11] Pekola**
*The witch...*
**[09:17] DevilA**
The entrance to Bondy is around
the back of the Kanda Kosho Center.
**[09:21] DevilA**
You can't get there from the bookstore.
**[09:26] Pekola**
This potato is delicious.
**[09:28] Pekola**
But why would a curry
restaurant serve potatoes?
**[09:32] Yurine**
Don't talk with your mouth full.
**[09:35] Pekola**
Why do they serve potatoes?
**[09:37] Yurine**
I don't know.
**[09:41] Staff**
Thank you for waiting.
**[09:49] Yurine**
Go on, dig in. Curry tastes best when it's hot.
**[09:53] Pekola**
I will.
**[09:56] Pekola**
Delicious!
**[10:02] Pekola**
May I have another helping, please?
**[10:04] Yurine**
Sure. I'll take it out of
Jashin-chan's meal budget.
**[10:08] Pekola**
A refill, please!
**[10:10] Staff**
I'll be right with you.
**[10:11] Yurine**
Anyway, it doesn't seem very angelic
to stumble around town starving.
**[10:15] Yurine**
Seems more human.
**[10:21] Pekola**
Without my halo, I am as weak
and as fragile as a human.
***SIGN*** European Curry
***SIGN*** and Espresso Coffee Shop
***SIGN*** Bondy
**[10:27] Pekola**
If I had my halo, I could perform miracles,
**[10:29] Pekola**
like turning rocks into bread,
and water into wine...
***SIGN*** Um...
***SIGN*** Jinbocho Police Box
***SIGN*** May I ask a question?
***SIGN*** Does Jashin-chan live around here?
**[10:46] GuardA**
Jashin-chan?
***SIGN*** My mother sent me from Hell on an errand to find Jashin-chan.
**[10:56] GuardA**
Okay, then, you should stay
here for three days or so.
***SIGN*** Huh?
**[11:00] GuardB**
Yeah, I mean, you're pretty suspicious.
***SIGN*** Huh? But, um... Jashin-chan...
**[11:04] GuardB**
Yeah, yeah.
**[11:06] Yurine**
Are you full now?
**[11:08] Pekola**
Yes. I owe you. Thank—
**[11:12] Pekola**
Wait! An angel thanking a witch
is a betrayal of my Lord!
**[11:17] Pekola**
Oh, but she *did* feed me,
and I even begged for seconds!
***SIGN*** May I have
another
helping,
please?
**[11:21] Pekola**
What a grave sin I have committed!
**[11:25] Yurine**
You talk to yourself too much.
**[11:27] Pekola**
But it is true that this witch helped me.
**[11:32] Pekola**
Hanazono Yurine!
**[11:33] Pekola**
I have no choice but to thank you this time,
**[11:36] Pekola**
but this does not mean I've given up
on eradicating you and the devils!
**[11:41] Pekola**
One day, when I've found my halo
and gotten my powers back,
**[11:46] Pekola**
I swear I will eradicate all of you!
**[11:52] Yurine**
I hope you find your halo soon.
**[11:56] Pekola**
What are you saying? Are you crazy?!
**[11:59] Pekola**
Being around you throws me off-balance.
**[12:01] Pekola**
I'm going home!
**[12:04] Yurine**
She's always making a fuss.
**[12:06] Pekola**
*Oh, my Lord, what am I to do?*
**[12:10] Pekola**
* Is she truly my neighbor?*
* Even though she's a witch?*
**[12:14] Pekola**
*Ah, this world is so full of contradictions!*
**[12:22] Pekola**
My Lord, why did they serve potatoes?
**[12:30] Medusa**
Jashin-chan!
**[12:32] Medusa**
We're here!
**[12:34] Medusa**
Huh? Jashin-chan?
**[12:36] Minos**
What the heck? She invited us over,
and she's not even home?
**[12:39] Medusa**
Oh! Maybe...
**[12:41] Medusa**
...she's in here?
**[12:44] Medusa**
She isn't.
**[12:45] Medusa**
But she usually hides in there...
**[12:50] Jashin**
I'm right here!
**[12:53] Jashin**
I knew you wouldn't figure it out!
**[12:55] Jashin**
Medusa, you were all, like,
"But she usually hides in there..."
**[13:00] Jashin**
Well, I wasn't! I ain't gonna hide
in the same spot every time!
**[13:03] Jashin**
Try using your brain a little, moron!
**[13:05] Medusa**
I-I'll check under the tatami next time.
**[13:08] Minos**
Why were you hiding in there, though?
**[13:11] Jashin**
I'm glad you asked! If you wanna know why—
**[13:14] Medusa**
Oh! I know!
**[13:15] Medusa**
Your plan was to hide in there
and catch Yurine off-guard,
**[13:19] Medusa**
and you tested it out on us
to make sure it would work!
**[13:24] Medusa**
Huh?
**[13:27] Jashin**
How did you know?
**[13:28] Minos**
You know that plan's just gonna fail again.
**[13:32] Medusa**
Hey, Minos...
**[13:34] Medusa**
Just tell her to give up already, would you?
**[13:38] Jashin**
No! I'll never give up!
**[13:40] Jashin**
Anyway, you can leave now. The test is over.
**[13:43] Jashin**
Off you go!
**[13:49] Jashin**
*Any minute now...*
**[13:53] Yurine**
I'm home.
**[13:55] Yurine**
I sure am hungry.
**[13:57] Yurine**
It was half off tridents today,
so I bought one.
**[14:00] Yurine**
Oh, she's not here?
**[14:02] Jashin**
Huh? A trident?
**[14:04] Yurine**
Hup!
**[14:06] Yurine**
I'll stick it there for now.
**[14:09] Jashin**
* Who just sticks a trident in*
* their tatami floor "for now"?!*
**[14:15] Jashin**
* She doesn't seem to have*
* noticed, but I know Yurine.*
**[14:19] Jashin**
*It's possible she actually knows.*
**[14:23] Jashin**
*I should make sure.*
**[14:29] Jashin**
*Good. Looks like she really hasn't caught on.*
**[14:33] Jashin**
* Maybe I'll throw this*
* at her too, just for fun.*
**[14:36] Yurine**
Ow!
**[14:39] Yurine**
Huh? An avocado?
**[14:42] Yurine**
I'll eat this later.
**[14:44] Jashin**
* She still doesn't know!*
* And "I'll eat this later"?! What an idiot!*
**[14:48] Jashin**
*This plan is gonna work!*
**[14:50] Jashin**
*Now the show starts for real!*
**[14:52] Jashin**
*I'll sneak up close to her and use this.*
**[14:57] Jashin**
*And that's the end! Farewell, Yurine!*
***SIGN*** Yurine
***SIGN*** Yurine
***SIGN*** Yurine
***SIGN*** Yurine
**[15:20] Jashin**
H-Hi there.
**[15:24] Yurine**
Oh.
**[15:26] Yurine**
So that's what's going on.
**[15:28] Yurine**
I didn't think I'd get the chance
to test out my trident so soon.
**[15:34] Jashin**
Y-You might say you get to *try-dent* it, huh?
**[15:44] Yurine**
Let's... try!
***SIGN*** Gaaaaaaaah
***SIGN*** Gaaaaaaaah
***SIGN*** Gaaaaaaaah
***SIGN*** Gaaaaaaaah
**[15:48] Minos**
I knew her plan would fail.
**[15:50] Medusa**
This is why I wanted her to give up.
**[15:58] Yurine**
Hup, hup...
**[15:59] Jashin**
What's that?
**[16:01] Yurine**
A tomahawk. It was 80%
off at the weapon shop.
**[16:17] Medusa**
Hello, Jashin-chan?
**[16:18] Jashin**
*Medusa?! Get over here right now!*
**[16:20] Medusa**
Huh? What's—
**[16:22] Jashin**
*We'll talk later!*
**[16:24] Medusa**
Jashin-chan?
**[16:26] Hashira**
Mufwuh?!
**[16:28] Hashira**
Why do you have such a cute voice?!
**[16:30] Hashira**
You sound *just* like my favorite voice
actress, Miyu-tan! Why's that on your head?
**[16:34] Medusa**
No... Stop! Not my face!
***SIGN*** Momantai
***SIGN*** Momantai
**[16:36] Hashira**
It's fine, it's fine!
**[16:38] Hashira**
With a voice *that* cute,
you'll still look cute, even if you're not!
**[16:44] Hashira**
M-Moe!
**[16:51] Medusa**
I did try to warn you...
**[16:54] Medusa**
Oh, right! I need to get over
to Jashin-chan's, quick!
**[17:00] Yurine**
Here you go.
**[17:02] Medusa**
Thank you.
**[17:03] Yurine**
Well, there are a lot of people in Tokyo.
**[17:06] Yurine**
Don't worry so much about
petrifying a person or two.
**[17:09] Medusa**
Right...
**[17:10] Yurine**
Anyway, where'd she take off to
after calling you over here?
**[17:14] Yurine**
Jashin-chan really is scum.
**[17:17] Medusa**
It's okay. I'm used to it.
**[17:21] Medusa**
Yummy.
**[17:22] Yurine**
You're used to it?
**[17:24] Yurine**
Does she put you through hell that often?
**[17:26] Medusa**
Huh? Oh, no, not really.
**[17:30] Yurine**
No? But she's always been like that, right?
**[17:34] Medusa**
Hmm... Yeah, I guess she has.
**[17:37] Medusa**
Even back in Hell Elementary School...
**[17:41] Medusa**
Jashin-chan once got violent and
knocked over a statue in the courtyard.
**[17:47] (Flashback) Slime**
Who broke this gargoyle statue?!
**[17:51] Yurine**
She hasn't changed at all.
**[17:53] Medusa**
Oh, but whenever Jashin-chan
was mean to weaker devils...
**[17:59] (Flashback) Jashin**
You're just a stupid goblin!
How dare you score higher than me?!
**[18:02] (Flashback) Medusa**
Wait, Jashin-chan!
**[18:04] (Flashback) Jashin**
You're just a moron! Take that!
**[18:06] (Flashback) Goblin Dad**
Did my son do something to you?
**[18:09] (Flashback) Jashin**
I-I didn't want to do it!
Medusa ordered me to!
**[18:13] (Flashback) Medusa**
Hey!
**[18:15] Medusa**
They're nice memories.
**[18:16] Yurine**
How?
**[18:17] Medusa**
Oh, come to think of it,
we once got stuck in a hole, too.
**[18:26] (Flashback) Jashin**
See ya! Neener neener!
**[18:27] (Flashback) Medusa**
Wait! Don't leave me!
**[18:30] Medusa**
I was found three days later.
**[18:34] Medusa**
And also...
**[18:35] (Flashback) Jashin**
You can do whatever you want
to this girl! Just let me go!
**[18:39] (Flashback) Medusa**
No way!
**[18:40] Medusa**
That happened once, too.
**[18:42] Medusa**
And also...
**[18:43] Yurine**
I've heard enough.
She's put you through way too much.
**[18:47] Medusa**
You think so?
**[18:48] Yurine**
I mean, she *is* a devil, so maybe being
cowardly and cunning isn't a problem...
**[18:53] (Flashback) Jashin**
Hi! I'm a coward!
***SIGN*** Hi! I'm a
coward!
**[18:56] Yurine**
Why are you still with her after
she betrayed you that many times?
**[19:00] Yurine**
Are you a total M?
**[19:06] Yurine**
So in the end, Jashin-chan really is scum.
**[19:09] Medusa**
But she has her cute side, too.
**[19:12] Yurine**
Oh?
**[19:13] Medusa**
Whenever she's in trouble or discouraged,
she always depends on me!
**[19:23] DevilA**
This is strictly her own vision!
**[19:28] DevilA**
Damn...
**[19:32] (Flashback) Jashin**
Medusa!
**[19:35] (Flashback) Jashin**
Wait for me!
**[19:39] (Flashback) Jashin**
Don't abandon me!
**[19:40] (Flashback) Jashin**
You're all I've got in the whole world!
**[19:44] (Flashback) Jashin**
I'm really sorry for all the
trouble I've caused you!
**[19:48] (Flashback) Jashin**
But you must understand how I feel, right?!
You're the only one who can!
**[20:00] Medusa**
When I see her like that, I think, "Aw,
Jashin-chan really is hopeless without me."
**[20:14] Yurine**
You'd better watch yourself.
You're the kind of girl bad guys are drawn to.
**[20:19] Medusa**
Huh? Oh, uh, okay. I'll be careful.
**[20:22] Jashin**
I'm home!
**[20:24] Medusa**
Oh, she's back!
**[20:25] Yurine**
It was wrong of you to call
Medusa over and then leave.
**[20:29] Jashin**
That doesn't matter.
**[20:31] Jashin**
Medusa is ranked lower than me,
so I can make her wait.
**[20:35] Medusa**
Welcome back, Jashin-chan.
**[20:37] Medusa**
What did you go out to do?
***SIGN*** 10,000 Yen
***SIGN*** 10,000 Yen
**[20:39] Medusa**
Um, this is all the money
I have for you today...
***SIGN*** 10,000 Yen
***SIGN*** 10,000 Yen
***SIGN*** 10,000 Yen
***SIGN*** 10,000 Yen
***SIGN*** 10,000 Yen
***SIGN*** 10,000 Yen
**[20:42] Jashin**
Idiot! Don't give me that in front of Yurine!
**[20:44] Medusa**
S-Sorry...
**[20:46] Jashin**
Nobody asked you for money!
**[20:49] Jashin**
But I know you're just showing me
how you feel, so I'll accept it.
**[20:53] Medusa**
If you didn't want money,
why did you want me to come over?
**[20:56] Medusa**
You know... I can't get you anything
that would violate the laws of Hell...
**[21:01] Jashin**
We can discuss that later!
**[21:03] Jashin**
I wanted to talk
about this today.
**[21:05] Jashin**
I got it for you at an arcade in Bukuro.
**[21:09] Jashin**
It's the thing you said
was cute the other day.
***SIGN*** Human
**[21:13] Jashin**
A Pandaman plushie.
**[21:17] Medusa**
Jashin-chan, you remembered!
**[21:20] Jashin**
I won it with the money I got from you.
**[21:23] Jashin**
It's all yours.
**[21:27] Medusa**
Thank you, Jashin-chan!
**[21:33] Jashin**
Get off me! Don't let it go to your head!
**[21:37] Jashin**
I only did it because getting you
indebted to me will benefit me later!
**[21:41] Jashin**
Nothing more, nothing less.
**[21:45] Medusa**
Yay! It still makes me happy!
**[21:47] Jashin**
I said get off me!
**[21:52] Yurine**
* At first glance,*
* this looks like a happy ending,*
**[21:55] Yurine**
*but it really isn't.*
**[21:57] Yurine**
*The way this looks...*
**[21:59] Jashin**
Medusa!
**[22:01] Yurine**
*I've seen it before...*
**[23:40] Jashin**
Winter arrives, and the town
is all excited for Christmas.
**[23:44] Jashin**
In one corner of the big city,
far from the hustle and bustle,
**[23:47] Jashin**
a girl cries and laments how poor she is.
**[23:49] Jashin**
*Dropkick on My Devil* returns next time
with a camel clutch on your heart!
# E3 -
Source: [Crunchyroll](https://www.crunchyroll.com/watch/G2XU0DKZX/)
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**[00:05] Yurine**
Minos?
**[00:07] Yurine**
What're you doing?
**[00:08] Minos**
Oh, Yurine-chan.
**[00:11] Minos**
I'm cooking spiny lobsters.
**[00:14] Minos**
Ta-da!
**[00:18] Yurine**
Aren't those crayfish—
**[00:19] Minos**
When I said I wanted to eat
spiny lobster, Jashin-chan said:
**[00:24] (Flashback) Jashin**
I caught a bunch of 'em at the
Shimizu Moat, not far from here!
**[00:28] Minos**
Then she gave me all these!
***SIGN*** HEAPING
***SIGN*** HEAPING
***SIGN*** HEAPING
***SIGN*** HEAPING
**[00:32] Minos**
Want some, Yurine-chan?
**[00:33] Yurine**
No, thanks.
**[00:34] Minos**
I'll cook you one!
**[00:34] Yurine**
No, thanks.
**[00:36] Minos**
Ooh, looks like they're just about ready.
**[00:40] Minos**
Okay, wait just a sec... Ow, that's hot...
**[00:43] Minos**
There!
**[00:46] Minos**
Yum! You can't go wrong with spiny lobster!
**[00:51] Yurine**
*Are crayfish actually good?*
**[00:52] Minos**
You should try it, Yurine-chan!
**[00:53] Yurine**
No, thanks.
**[00:54] Minos**
It's so crunchy...
**[00:58] DevilA**
It's actually pretty good.
**[02:43] Girl**
Hey, aren't you gonna buy me a present?
**[02:45] Guy**
Yeah, of course I am.
**[02:48] Girl**
Really? I'm so happy!
**[02:51] Pekola**
*Oh, right.*
**[02:53] Pekola**
*It's the Christmas season.*
***SIGN*** Gurgle
***SIGN*** m 0 0 l 100 0 100 100 0 100
***SIGN*** m 0 0 l 100 0 100 100 0 100
**[03:01] Pekola**
I'm a very peckish Pekola.
**[03:06] Pekola**
It's the Christmas season,
**[03:09] Pekola**
and I'm eating bread crusts again today.
**[03:15] Pekola**
My Lord endured hardships, too.
**[03:17] Pekola**
I'm blessed to have any food at all!
**[03:24] Pekola**
So cold...
**[03:26] Kento**
Hey, so what do you want for Christmas?
**[03:29] Daisuke**
Hmm... Wealth, fame, and status, I guess.
**[03:32] Kento**
Wow, you're such a grown-up.
**[03:35] Daisuke**
I'm sure Santa can manage something.
**[03:37] Kento**
Then... I guess I want love.
**[03:40] Daisuke**
Dude, that sounds so cool!
**[03:42] Kento**
Yeah. I just want love.
**[03:45] Daisuke**
You're so cool!
**[03:46] Pekola**
*Santa... He must mean Saint Nicholas.*
**[03:50] Pekola**
*He has a rough life, too.*
**[03:52] Pekola**
* How is he ever going to grant*
* these children's wishes?*
**[03:55] Pekola**
*I'd like something with lots of flavor.*
**[03:59] Pekola**
* Expecting a Christmas present when*
* I'm not even human? What am I thinking?*
**[04:05] Pekola**
Getting presents isn't even
the point of Christmas, anyway.
**[04:11] Pekola**
It's stuck in my throat! C-Can't breathe!
**[04:14] Pekola**
Drink... Drink... Need a drink...
**[04:21] Pekola**
That was a close call.
**[04:24] Pekola**
I almost drank all of it.
**[04:26] Pekola**
I needed it to last the entire day...
**[04:30] Pekola**
I'm blessed to have any food at all.
**[04:34] Pekola**
But I want to eat something
with lots of flavor, like curry...
**[04:39] Pekola**
Does Santa not come to angels like me?
**[04:43] Jashin**
So good...
**[04:46] Pekola**
That aroma...
**[04:47] Jashin**
So good...
**[04:50] Pekola**
Curry?!
**[04:51] Jashin**
This curry's so good.
**[04:53] Pekola**
*It's Hanazono Yurine's familiar. When did she...*
**[04:56] Pekola**
* Wait, that hat...*
* Is she one of Nicholas's helpers?*
**[04:57] Jashin**
So good! This extra-large
take-out curry is so good!
**[05:00] Pekola**
*Did Santa send her here... for me?*
**[05:05] Jashin**
It was so good, I wolfed it all
down in the blink of an eye.
**[05:08] Pekola**
Nope.
**[05:10] Jashin**
Guess I'll just eat the second one, too.
**[05:12] Jashin**
It smells wonderful!
**[05:16] Pekola**
Curry...
**[05:20] Jashin**
Juicy!
**[05:22] Pekola**
Juicy...
**[05:26] Jashin**
What are you looking at?
**[05:28] Jashin**
You can't have any.
**[05:29] Pekola**
*I-I couldn't help it... How shameful of me.*
**[05:40] Jashin**
Those look good.
**[05:43] Jashin**
Give them to me.
**[05:45] Pekola**
H-Haven't you had plenty to
eat already? This is all I have!
**[05:50] Jashin**
But I already finished mine,
so give me yours.
**[05:53] Pekola**
How greedy! You'll go to Hell!
**[05:56] Jashin**
Huh? I was born in Hell.
**[05:59] Jashin**
Whatever! I haven't had enough to eat!
**[06:03] Pekola**
S-Stop! This is the only food I have!
**[06:06] Jashin**
Shut up! Give it!
**[06:10] Pekola**
M-My precious milk!
**[06:14] Jashin**
Your back's wide open!
**[06:16] Jashin**
Merry Christmas!
**[06:25] Jashin**
Gotcha!
**[06:26] Jashin**
Yum!
**[06:28] Jashin**
This food I just stole tastes so good!
**[06:30] Jashin**
It's a bit dry, but incredibly delicious!
**[06:33] Pekola**
Th-That's playing dirty...
**[06:35] Jashin**
It's your own fault for turning
your back on your enemy.
**[06:39] Jashin**
Also, "dirty" is a compliment to a devil—
**[06:41] Pekola**
Give it back!
**[06:42] Pekola**
I need that food!
**[06:44] Jashin**
I'm not scared of an angel with no halo!
**[06:48] Yurine**
What are you doing?
**[06:51] Jashin**
Yurine!
**[06:52] Yurine**
I told you to buy the curry and take it
home while I buy the chicken, didn't I?
**[06:56] Pekola**
The witch... Hanazono Yurine.
**[06:58] Jashin**
I-I don't know.
**[07:02] Yurine**
What?
**[07:02] Jashin**
I don't know.
**[07:06] Yurine**
You ate the curry?
**[07:08] Jashin**
I don't know!
**[07:10] Yurine**
Both of them?
**[07:11] Jashin**
I don't know anything!
**[07:13] Jashin**
Who is this? Where am I?
**[07:17] Jashin**
I don't know...
**[07:19] Jashin**
Oh! She ate it!
**[07:22] Jashin**
She's tiny, but she's got a huge
appetite! I told her to stop, but—
**[07:25] Yurine**
Jashin-chan.
**[07:28] Yurine**
Why do you tell me lies like this?
**[07:30] Jashin**
I give! I give! I ate the curry!
**[07:33] Yurine**
And?
**[07:44] Yurine**
Honestly...
**[07:47] Yurine**
As punishment, you don't get any chicken.
**[07:49] Jashin**
Oh, no...
**[07:51] Pekola**
Tako... takoyaki...
I want... tako... takoyaki...
**[07:57] Yurine**
Pekola.
**[08:00] Yurine**
Seems Jashin-chan was
causing trouble for you.
**[08:04] Yurine**
Take this as an apology.
**[08:06] Yurine**
It's Jashin-chan's share of the chicken.
**[08:09] Pekola**
Food with flavor!
**[08:11] Pekola**
I-I don't want it!
**[08:13] Pekola**
I can't accept charity from a witch!
**[08:17] Pekola**
I may be living in the human
realm now, but I'm an angel.
**[08:20] Pekola**
B-Besides, it might be poisoned.
**[08:24] Yurine**
It's not charity. It's an apology.
**[08:27] Yurine**
It's up to you whether you eat it or not.
**[08:32] Yurine**
Come on, Jashin-chan. We're going home.
**[08:35] Yurine**
We're gonna go home and decorate.
**[08:38] Yurine**
Maybe I'll use you as the tree.
**[08:48] Pekola**
*Chicken! Food with flavor!*
**[08:51] Pekola**
* Hanazono Yurine... You're a witch,*
* but it's almost like you're Santa Claus!*
**[08:54] Yurine**
Maybe my present to Beth will be your flesh.
**[08:58] Jashin**
Please no.
**[09:03] Yurine**
Like it?
**[09:05] Yurine**
You can eat all you want.
**[09:09] Yurine**
Hey, Jashin-chan, did you know?
**[09:13] Yurine**
The reason Santa Claus's outfit is red...
**[09:17] Yurine**
is because it's soaked with blood.
**[09:22] Yurine**
Merry Christmas.
**[09:25] DevilA**
Very Chrismimas!
***SIGN*** Jashin-chan... Where are you?
***SIGN*** Jashin-chan... Jashin-chan...
***SIGN*** Jashin-chan... Jashin-chan....
**[09:40] DevilA**
Have you ever collapsed on the
street calling out Jashin-chan's name?
***SIGN*** Jashin-chan... Jashin-chan...
**[09:50] Jashin**
No, but I've been crucified.
**[09:56] DevilA**
The seasons change in the blink of an eye.
It's the height of autumn now.
**[10:13] Jashin**
My training is done.
**[10:15] Jashin**
I've come pretty far with the unique
breathing technique I invented.
**[10:20] Jashin**
These abs will put a lot
more power into my dropkick.
**[10:24] Jashin**
Yurine! Try punching my belly.
I want to test out these abs of steel.
**[10:30] Yurine**
All right.
**[10:38] Yurine**
Jashin-chan?
**[10:43] Yurine**
Coming.
**[10:46] Yusa**
Hello. My name is Yusa.
**[10:50] Yusa**
My younger sister visited you a while ago.
**[10:53] Yurine**
Yusa? Uh...
**[10:57] Yurine**
Oh.
**[11:00] Jashin**
Help yourselves.
**[11:01] Yusa**
Oh, don't go out of your way.
***SIGN*** m 0 0 l 0 0 l 23 0 b 24 0 24 1 24 1 l 24 14 b 24 15 23 15 23 15 l -21 15 b -21 15 -22 15 -22 14 l -22 1 b -22 1 -22 1 -22 1 b -22 1 -22 0 -21 0 l -21 0 b -21 0 -21 0 -21 0 b -21 0 -21 0 -21 0
***SIGN*** Regained Consciousness
**[11:04] Jashin**
* I can't believe I have to serve*
* the cake I wanted all for myself!*
**[11:08] Jashin**
* I would've eaten it before my ab training*
* if I knew this would happen!*
**[11:15] Yurine**
Kori-chan was a big help back in summer.
**[11:21] Yurine**
By the way, um... It's really cold,
so could you stop the blizzard?
**[11:26] Yusa**
Oh, I'm sorry.
**[11:29] Yurine**
Anyway, you say you're sisters,
but are you even, uh... the same race,
**[11:34] Yurine**
or even the same class of creature?
**[11:37] Yusa**
Yes. As ice devils, our appearances
change as we mature.
**[11:43] Yusa**
Even as children, we have
a certain degree of power,
**[11:47] Yusa**
but upon reaching adulthood,
we take on adult forms like I have,
**[11:51] Yusa**
receive names,
and become full-fledged devils.
**[11:54] DevilA**
By the way, in human years, ice devils
reach adulthood around the age of 15.
**[12:00] Yurine**
Oh, I see.
**[12:05] Yurine**
In that case, when it's
time to name Kori-chan,
**[12:08] Yurine**
why not name her Koji?
***SIGN*** Name
***SIGN*** Yusa
***SIGN*** Koji
**[12:12] Yusa**
The name "Koji" isn't usually
given to girls, is it?
**[12:17] Yurine**
That's true.
**[12:18] Jashin**
*Koji?*
**[12:19] Yurine**
Anyway, what brings you here today?
**[12:22] Yusa**
Well, I hate to inconvenience you
by showing up unannounced,
**[12:27] Yusa**
but my sister begged me
to bring her to see you.
**[12:30] Yusa**
This isn't much, but please accept it.
**[12:33] Yusa**
And...
**[12:35] Yusa**
I hear that young lady there took
especially good care of my sister,
**[12:39] Yusa**
so I wanted to thank her.
**[12:45] Jashin**
* Wh-Who is this lady? She's looking*
* at me with pure murder in her eyes!*
**[12:50] Jashin**
*She didn't come here to kill me, did she?!*
**[12:53] Jashin**
* Adult ice devils are among*
* the highest classes of devils!*
**[12:57] Jashin**
*If I screw up, I could get killed for real!*
***SIGN*** Jashin-chan always runs away
***SIGN*** from strong devils
***SIGN*** Jashin-chan always runs away
***SIGN*** from strong devils
***SIGN*** Jashin-chan always runs away
***SIGN*** from strong devils
***SIGN*** Jashin-chan always runs away
***SIGN*** from strong devils
***SIGN*** Jashin-chan always runs away
***SIGN*** from strong devils
**[13:01] Yurine**
Jashin-chan, did you do something to her?
**[13:08] Yurine**
What?
**[13:09] Yurine**
She played a whistle candy in your
ear even though you begged her not to,
**[13:12] Jashin**
Starting today, you're worth 95 yen!
**[13:13] Yurine**
and stuck the price sticker
from a snack bun on your back?
**[13:16] Jashin**
Damn it, Koji! Don't tattle!
**[13:19] Yurine**
You do the dumbest things.
**[13:22] Yusa**
Ever since then, she gets scared
whenever she hears a whistle,
**[13:26] Yusa**
and she can't even go to
a grocery store without panicking.
**[13:30] Jashin**
That's gotta be a lie!
**[13:31] Jashin**
It's her own fault! She's a low-ranking devil,
and she wouldn't do what I said!
**[13:38] Yusa**
You deign to insult her again?
**[13:40] Yusa**
An insult to my sister is an insult
to the proud race of the ice devils!
**[13:44] Jashin**
What's your race got to be so proud of?
**[13:47] Jashin**
You've got faces like moles.
**[13:49] Jashin**
Is that a face to be proud of?
**[13:52] Yusa**
Moles? Did you just say "moles"?
**[13:56] Yusa**
I was planning to just
return home quietly today,
**[14:00] Yusa**
but you brought up the one thing we ice
devils are the most self-conscious about.
**[14:05] Jashin**
What's your problem?!
Just "return home quietly," then!
***SIGN*** Blanket
**[14:08] Jashin**
Also, it's freezing!
**[14:11] Jashin**
* Koji's one thing, but there's*
* no way I can beat this one!*
**[14:15] Jashin**
* What can I do? Think!*
* There must be a way!*
**[14:19] Jashin**
*There has to be something I can...*
**[14:22] Jashin**
*That's it!*
**[14:23] Jashin**
Hey! What's that?!
**[14:26] Jashin**
Morons! There's nothing there!
**[14:28] Jashin**
This is the end, Koji!
**[14:30] Jashin**
I'm gonna hit your unguarded back
**[14:32] Jashin**
with the dropkick I've powered up
by strengthening my abs!
**[14:37] Jashin**
And when she sees you're dead, your sister
will be overcome with grief and despair!
**[14:41] Jashin**
She'll be so shattered, I'll be able to beat
both of you without even fighting!
**[14:46] Jashin**
Also, your—
***SIGN*** CLINK
***SIGN*** CLINK
***SIGN*** CLINK
**[14:59] Yurine**
Aw, man. Not again.
**[15:01] Jashin**
*My stronger abs didn't do me any good at all.*
**[15:19] Yurine**
Is this enough for you to let
Jashin-chan off the hook for today?
**[15:23] Yusa**
Yes. My sister is overjoyed
to see you again, anyway.
**[15:36] Jashin**
My roll cake stood up! My roll cake stood up!
**[15:40] Jashin**
It stood up! It stood up!
It stood up! It stood up!
***SIGN*** Hell
Bank
***SIGN*** Jinbocho Branch
**[15:48] Medusa**
Here. I brought your money.
***SIGN*** To
Jashin-chan
***SIGN*** From
Medusa
**[15:51] Jashin**
Are you stupid?! Don't give it
to me *here*! Yurine will hear you!
**[15:55] Medusa**
Sorry...
**[15:56] Yurine**
I already heard.
**[15:58] Yurine**
You're extorting Medusa again?
**[16:00] Jashin**
N-No, no! This is money I lent to her...
**[16:05] Yurine**
You're garbage through and through.
**[16:08] Jashin**
*She knows.*
**[16:10] Jashin**
I-I'm just borrowing a little bit.
**[16:13] Jashin**
I always return it to her.
**[16:15] Jashin**
Just last week, I returned the
40 yen she lent me 100 years ago.
**[16:20] Yurine**
I bet that was a starting wage 100 years ago.
**[16:23] Medusa**
I don't really mind if she doesn't return it.
**[16:27] Jashin**
Right?! It's better to accept that
money lent out will never come back!
**[16:33] Yurine**
You're in no position to say that.
**[16:37] Yurine**
Medusa, don't you think
you're too soft on Jashin-chan?
**[16:41] Yurine**
What if she becomes an even bigger scumbag?
**[16:43] Medusa**
What?! An even *bigger*
scumbag?! I don't want that!
**[16:47] Yurine**
Right? So you need to be firm with her.
**[16:51] Jashin**
What's this, Medusa?
You gonna do what Yurine says?
**[16:55] Jashin**
Not me, who you've been with
for thousands of years, but *Yurine*?
**[17:00] Medusa**
U-Um...
**[17:02] Jashin**
You treacherous coward!
**[17:03] Jashin**
Again, you're in no position to say that.
**[17:06] Medusa**
I-It's not like that!
**[17:07] Medusa**
I'm just worried about you!
**[17:10] Jashin**
Liar!
**[17:10] Jashin**
You're just always high
on your own good girl act!
**[17:24] Medusa**
Jashin-chan, you jerk!
**[17:27] Medusa**
I don't care what happens to you anymore!
I'm never coming back to the human realm!
**[17:35] Jashin**
Fine, stupid! Never come back, then!
**[17:40] Yurine**
Oh, boy.
**[17:46] Jashin**
I think... I went a little too far.
**[17:51] Jashin**
Medusa...
**[17:54] Jashin**
Medusa hates me now.
**[17:58] Jashin**
And Medusa was...
**[18:02] Jashin**
She was my precious...
**[18:05] Jashin**
My precious...
**[18:08] Jashin**
My precious ATM.
**[18:09] Yurine**
That's where you were going?
**[18:17] DevilA**
And... cheese!
**[18:19] DevilA**
I recommend the extra-cheesy pizza toast!
**[18:23] DevilA**
It's tasty!
**[18:29] Jashin**
I can't keep going if I don't drink!
**[18:32] Jashin**
What does she mean, she's never
coming back to the human realm?
**[18:36] Jashin**
She could just send me money
monthly via Hell registered mail, then!
**[18:40] Jashin**
It's not is if I want to see her, anyway!
**[18:46] Jashin**
Barkeep! Another
strawberry juice from the tap!
**[18:49] Master**
You've had too much to
drink, Jashin-chan-san.
**[18:52] Jashin**
You don't need to worry about me!
**[18:54] Jashin**
I'm not gonna get sick
drinking strawberry juice!
**[18:58] Master**
Actually...
**[18:59] Master**
I'm not worried about you.
**[19:01] Master**
I'm worried there won't be
any left for my other customers.
**[19:05] Jashin**
Huh? Oh... I see.
**[19:13] Jashin**
I don't even have the will to walk.
**[19:26] Jashin**
I'm so pathetic!
**[19:28] Jashin**
Medusa's abandoned me, and the
barkeep isn't even worried about me!
**[19:33] Jashin**
I'm... I'm...
**[19:37] Jashin**
Did I do something *so* bad?!
**[19:39] Jashin**
I mean, maybe I did, but still!
**[19:43] Jashin**
Come on, love me!
You could love me, couldn't you?
**[19:47] Jashin**
Couldn't you?!
**[19:49] Jashin**
Love me! Love me!
**[19:52] Jashin**
Love me for who I am!
**[19:53] Ichiro**
Wh-Who even *are* you?!
**[19:55] Jashin**
Let it go... Just leggo! I'm so lonely!
**[20:02] Ichiro**
"Leggo"? You're lonely and
want to go to Legoland?
**[20:05] Medusa**
Jashin-chan.
**[20:07] Jashin**
I'm hearing things now.
**[20:10] Jashin**
I'm losing my mind.
**[20:12] Medusa**
Jashin-chan.
**[20:13] Jashin**
Medusa's voice...
**[20:17] Jashin**
It wasn't...
**[20:19] Jashin**
my imagination?
**[20:21] Medusa**
I came to bring you home, Jashin-chan.
**[20:24] Jashin**
Y-You came back, ATM?
**[20:28] Yurine**
Medusa was so worried about you,
she came back moments after she left.
**[20:33] Jashin**
A... T...
**[20:36] Jashin**
It was all my fault! Forgive me, AT...
**[20:39] Jashin**
I mean, Medusa!
**[20:41] Medusa**
I know, Jashin-chan.
**[20:44] Medusa**
You're hopeless without me.
**[20:47] Jashin**
Uh-huh! I adore you, Medusa!
**[20:51] Jashin**
I... adore this... Medusa...
***SIGN*** I Adore This Medusa!
**[20:56] Jashin**
I adore this Medusa!
**[20:59] Jashin**
Ah-Tuh-Muh!
**[21:02] Jashin**
ATM!
**[21:06] Crowd**
ATM! ATM!
**[21:10] Crowd**
ATM! ATM! ATM!
**[21:22] Medusa**
Jashin-chan, I bet you're hungry, right?
**[21:25] Medusa**
Let's have curry on the way home.
**[21:28] Medusa**
What's wrong?
**[21:29] Jashin**
I spent all the money you loaned me
on 100 cups of strawberry juice.
**[21:36] Medusa**
You don't need to worry
about that. I'll pay for it.
**[21:41] Jashin**
Okay! I really do need you
in my life, Medusa!
**[21:47] Jashin**
I adore you, Medusa!
**[21:50] Medusa**
You really are hopeless
without me, aren't you?
**[21:54] Yurine**
*Oh, great.*
**[21:55] Yurine**
* Jashin-chan's descent into*
* scumbaggery is accelerating.*
**[21:56] Medusa**
Where should we get curry?
**[21:58] Jashin**
I want Bondy today!
***SIGN*** Scum
**[22:00] Medusa**
Okay!
***SIGN*** Scum
***SIGN*** Scum
**[22:04] Jashin**
Medusa!
**[22:06] Medusa**
Jashin-chan!
**[23:40] Jashin**
There is a woman who seduces devils.
**[23:43] Jashin**
Love and hate are two sides of the same coin.
**[23:45] Jashin**
That woman attempts to kill
a devil out of beastly love.
**[23:50] Jashin**
*Dropkick on My Devil* returns next
time with a backdrop to your heart!
# E4 -
Source: [Crunchyroll](https://www.crunchyroll.com/watch/G8WUN0X9V/)
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**[01:34] DevilA**
It started as a black market
after World War II,
**[01:37] DevilA**
then it became Electric Town,
**[01:39] DevilA**
and then a computer town.
**[01:42] DevilA**
And now, it's the biggest
otaku city in the world.
**[01:46] DevilA**
It is Akihabara.
***SIGN*** Akihabara
Gachapon Hall
**[01:49] DevilA**
More than 400 gachapon
machines can be found here.
***SIGN*** Akihabara
Gachapon Hall
**[01:53] DevilA**
You're sure to find something you want.
***SIGN*** Mongolian Death Worm
***SIGN*** Figure
***SIGN*** Set 1
***SIGN*** Collect All 9
***SIGN*** Skyfish
***SIGN*** Flat-
woods
***SIGN*** Monster
***SIGN*** Nessie
***SIGN*** Minnesota Iceman
***SIGN*** Chupacabra
***SIGN*** Tsuchi-
noko
***SIGN*** RARE!!
***SIGN*** Mothman
***SIGN*** Shadow People
**[01:57] Jashin**
If I get this on my next spin, I die.
***SIGN*** Insert Coins
**[02:05] Jashin**
I'm safe!
**[02:07] Jashin**
A skyfish, though?
**[02:09] Jashin**
The "If I get this next, I die" rule
adds an extra thrill to this game
**[02:13] Jashin**
and makes it even more fun.
**[02:16] Jashin**
Not like I'd actually die, anyway.
**[02:21] Jashin**
I just keep getting dupes of this one.
**[02:25] Jashin**
Whoa!
**[02:26] Jashin**
Hey, dumbass! Can't you see
there's a devil lying on the street here?!
**[02:31] Jashin**
You shouldn't be driving!
Run into a power pole and die!
**[02:34] DevilA**
Folks, never lie down in the
street or curse at people.
**[02:41] DevilA**
Another dupe!
**[02:42] DevilA**
Go to Hell, damn it! Bah!
**[02:47] Jashin**
I'd have the full set if I could
just get that rare tsuchinoko...
**[02:57] Jashin**
I don't need a live one. No live ones.
**[03:02] Jashin**
Live pets aren't allowed
in Yurine's building.
**[03:05] Jashin**
Beth is an exception, but that's it.
**[03:08] Jashin**
I'll try a couple more times.
**[03:11] Jashin**
Oh, I only have enough left to buy dinner.
**[03:15] Jashin**
But it won't hurt to use just a little of it.
**[03:18] (Flashback) Yurine**
If you spend that money
on anything but groceries,
**[03:21] (Flashback) Yurine**
I'll throw you into the wood chipper.
**[03:23] (Flashback) Yurine**
wood chipper
**[03:25] (Flashback) Yurine**
wood chipper
**[03:26] Jashin**
Wood chipper...
**[03:32] DevilA**
A wood chipper is a machine that's
only for chopping wood into tiny pieces.
**[03:36] DevilA**
If you use it for the wrong purposes,
you're going to Hell!
**[03:39] DevilA**
Get it? To Hell, 'cause she's a devil.
**[03:43] Jashin**
If I use this money,
I'll be in big trouble.
**[03:47] Jashin**
So I won't.
**[03:48] Yoshihiko**
Excuse me.
**[03:50] Yoshihiko**
I want to use that machine.
**[03:52] Jashin**
Oh... Sure. Go ahead.
**[03:55] Jashin**
I wanna do it, but... I guess I won't.
**[04:00] Yoshihiko**
I got the tsuchinoko!
**[04:01] Jashin**
*What?!*
**[04:03] Jashin**
*You've gone and done it now!*
**[04:05] Yoshihiko**
Now I've got the whole set!
**[04:06] Jashin**
* I tried all those times for the tsuchinoko,*
* and he gets it just like that?!*
**[04:12] Jashin**
*Ah, I want it so bad!*
**[04:14] Jashin**
* Not having the tsuchinoko*
* makes it look even more alluring!*
**[04:19] Jashin**
*Okay, I'll just kill him!*
**[04:21] Jashin**
* That tsuchinoko's so valuable, I'll kill*
* him if that's what it takes to steal it!*
**[04:25] Jashin**
* No, wait. Maybe I should use a more*
* intelligent method to steal it?*
**[04:30] Jashin**
* As a high-ranking devil of superior*
* intelligence, I am a brilliant strategist.*
**[04:35] Jashin**
Oh, wow!
**[04:37] Jashin**
It's the rare tsuchinoko!
**[04:40] Jashin**
Can I please see it for just a second?
**[04:43] Yoshihiko**
Sure. Here.
**[04:53] Jashin**
Okay, here you go.
**[04:55] Yoshihiko**
What the hell did you
do that for, you snake?!
**[04:58] Yoshihiko**
That's disgusting, damn it!
**[05:05] Yoshihiko**
This woman is total scum!
**[05:06] Yoshihiko**
I don't want that stupid
thing anymore, you moron!
**[05:14] Jashin**
"Total scum" is a compliment
to us devils, little boy.
**[05:19] Jashin**
My plan was a success!
The tsuchinoko is mine! Yay! Yay!
**[05:24] Jashin**
Now to buy those groceries and go home.
**[05:26] Jashin**
La, la, la, la, la!
***SIGN*** Meat Pavilion Yukio
***SIGN*** Meat Pavilion Yukio
***SIGN*** Meat Pavilion Yukio
***SIGN*** Meat Pavilion Yukio
***SIGN*** Meat Pavilion Yukio
**[05:33] Jashin**
I got great meat for a great price.
**[05:36] Jashin**
And I got my tsuchinoko! What a happy day!
**[05:41] (Flashback) Yoshihiko**
This woman is total scum!
**[05:44] Jashin**
Huh?
**[05:49] Jashin**
But now that the moment's passed,
was it worth stealing?
**[05:53] Jashin**
And now, every time I see it, I'll remember
being slugged and insulted by that kid.
**[06:01] Jashin**
I'll put it somewhere out
of sight when I get home.
**[06:06] Mei**
Hey! You there!
**[06:08] Mei**
I'm talking to you, snake! Stop right there!
**[06:19] Yurine**
I don't know this number.
**[06:21] Yurine**
Yes?
**[06:21] Mei**
*Is this Hanazono Yurine-san?*
**[06:24] Yurine**
Yes.
**[06:24] Mei**
*This is the Banzaibashi Police Department.*
**[06:27] Yurine**
The police?
**[06:28] Mei**
*Hey, stop!*
**[06:29] Jashin**
*Yurine!*
**[06:31] Jashin**
*The police took me in!*
**[06:34] Yurine**
Huh?
***SIGN*** Banzaibashi Police Department
***SIGN*** Banzaibashi Police Department
***SIGN*** Banzaibashi Police Department
***SIGN*** Banzaibashi Police Department
**[06:46] Jashin**
I got arrested.
**[06:49] Yurine**
What kind of idiot...
**[06:51] Yurine**
giggles like that...
**[06:52] Yurine**
over being arrested?!
**[07:00] Jashin**
I took two uppercuts in one day.
**[07:04] Jashin**
Hitting first before listening will
make you a bad parent in the future!
**[07:07] Yurine**
I'm not going to be a parent.
**[07:12] Mei**
Are you her guardian, Hanazono Yurine-san?
**[07:16] Yurine**
Y-Yes, that's me. I don't know if
I'd call myself her guardian, though.
**[07:20] Yurine**
And you are?
**[07:21] Mei**
I'm the supercop of the Banzaibashi Police
Department and protector of Akihabara:
**[07:30] Mei**
Tachibana Mei!
**[07:34] Yurine**
I see.
**[07:35] Jashin**
She's standing like Vega.
**[07:37] Yurine**
So what did Jashin-chan do?
**[07:41] Mei**
Theft.
**[07:43] Yurine**
You finally went and did it, huh?
**[07:45] Jashin**
You've got it all wrong!
I didn't steal it! That kid...
**[07:49] (Flashback) Yoshihiko**
I don't want that stupid
thing anymore, you moron!
**[07:52] Jashin**
...he said.
**[07:53] Mei**
What are you talking about?
**[07:54] Jashin**
Huh? That's not what you meant?
**[07:58] Mei**
What she stole was...
**[08:01] Yurine/Jashin**
Was...?
**[08:06] Mei**
My heart!
**[08:07] Mei**
My heart!
**[08:08] Mei**
My heart!
**[08:10] Mei**
My heart!
**[08:12] Yurine/Jashin**
Huh?
**[08:14] Mei**
I saw her while on patrol, and her form was
so lovely and cute, it was love at first sight!
**[08:19] Mei**
So I called out to her and arrested her!
**[08:24] Mei**
Ah, she's so cute!
**[08:25] Mei**
And so beautiful!
**[08:27] Jashin**
C-Cut it out!
**[08:29] Jashin**
Arresting me for a reason
like that is an abuse of power!
**[08:32] Mei**
She's *unbelievably* cute!
**[08:33] Jashin**
Stop it!
**[08:34] Yurine**
Yikes.
**[08:34] Jashin**
Stop! Stop! Stop!
**[08:35] Mei**
Anyway, to get to the point, Yurine-san...
**[08:37] Yurine**
Yes?
**[08:38] Mei**
May I have her?
**[08:40] Yurine**
Sure.
**[08:41] Jashin**
No hesitation at all?!
**[08:43] Mei**
Yay! Isn't this great, Orochimaru?!
**[08:46] Jashin**
*She even gave me a name...*
**[08:52] Mei**
You really are adorable, Orochimaru.
**[08:55] Mei**
So cute, it's making me cry.
**[08:57] Jashin**
This chick is dangerous!
I don't wanna live with her!
**[09:00] Yurine**
Oh, but if Jashin-chan isn't around, cleaning
and prepping meals will be more work for me.
**[09:06] Yurine**
I'm sorry. I'll take her home after all.
**[09:08] Mei**
What? No!
**[09:09] Mei**
You said I could have her,
but you're taking that back?! Rude!
**[09:12] Mei**
If I can't have Orochimaru...
**[09:17] Mei**
Then she can die.
**[09:18] Jashin**
You're kidding!
**[09:22] Mei**
Aw, I missed.
**[09:25] Jashin**
You grazed my tail!
**[09:27] Mei**
I'm sorry I missed, Orochimaru.
The blade was sharpened, but...
**[09:30] Mei**
Does it hurt?
**[09:35] Mei**
She looks so cute when she's suffering!
**[09:40] Mei**
Okay, let's take a commemorative
photo before I finish you off.
**[09:46] Mei**
Come on, make a peace sign.
Try to look like you're having fun.
**[09:49] Jashin**
I-I can't... Please spare me...
**[09:53] Mei**
So cute!
**[09:54] Mei**
So Instagrammable!
**[09:56] Mei**
Perfect! I can't stop!
**[09:57] Yurine**
I don't want to watch this farce.
I want to go home.
**[10:02] Mei**
Oh! It's five!
**[10:03] Mei**
The work day's over! I gotta get home!
**[10:07] Mei**
I refuse to work overtime!
**[10:10] Mei**
I put the meat Orochimaru
bought in the office fridge.
**[10:15] Mei**
Don't forget to take it with you.
**[10:17] Mei**
Bye!
**[10:19] Mei**
I know we'll meet again.
**[10:23] Yurine**
If she thinks *you're* cute,
she's pretty twisted.
**[10:27] Jashin**
* She's crazy enough to give*
* Yurine a run for her money.*
**[10:31] Yurine**
By the way, what was that you
were saying about a kid earlier?
**[10:35] Jashin**
Huh? N-Nothing at all!
**[10:37] Yurine**
Stare...
**[10:40] Jashin**
* I'd better lock up that tsuchinoko*
* as soon as I get home.*
***SIGN*** Jinbocho
***SIGN*** Jinbocho
***SIGN*** Jinbocho
***SIGN*** Tropes
***SIGN*** Tropes
***SIGN*** Tropes
***SIGN*** Tropes
**[10:44] Medusa**
Jinbocho Tropes!
***SIGN*** Photo
books
***SIGN*** Foreign
***SIGN*** Jinbocho Station
**[11:01] Jashin**
No, no! I meant to go
into the subway station!
**[11:05] Jashin**
I wasn't watching where I was going,
so I went in the wrong door!
**[11:10] Jashin**
Don't look at your phone while walking.
**[11:18] Minos**
Hey, that was a nice howl, Beth.
**[11:22] Minos**
Okay!
***SIGN*** Mother said the air in the human realm was unclean, but...
***SIGN*** Yeah. It feels nice.
**[12:00] Yurine**
What is it?
**[12:01] Jashin**
Please die.
**[12:03] Yurine**
No.
**[12:06] Jashin**
I should've known!
**[12:08] Jashin**
Since I can't kill you, I thought
maybe you'd die if I just asked nicely!
**[12:12] Yurine**
Why would you even
consider that a possibility?
**[12:15] Jashin**
Pout...
**[12:17] Yurine**
I'm taking my bath. Take yours once I'm out.
**[12:21] Jashin**
Fine.
**[12:27] Jashin**
Did you think there'd be a fan service scene?
**[12:31] Jashin**
Oh, I'll give you *fan service*.
**[12:36] DevilA**
With the tsuchinoko!
**[12:42] DevilA**
Hey, this isn't bad...
***SIGN*** Ja
**[12:44] Jashin**
Boo. It didn't work.
**[12:47] Jashin**
I asked nicely and even bowed
my head. Why can't she just die?
**[12:52] Jashin**
She's so stingy.
**[12:54] Jashin**
But I guess that'd be too easy.
**[12:57] TV**
*Aren't the mountains lovely?*
**[12:59] TV**
* You should all try getting away for a*
* while to set your mind and body free!*
**[13:04] Jashin**
What a stupid thing to say.
***SIGN*** Ja
**[13:07] Jashin**
What's the point in going up when
you have to come back down again?
**[13:11] Jashin**
Just because there's a mountain there?
**[13:14] Jashin**
It makes no sense.
**[13:16] Jashin**
Actually, in suspense dramas,
a lot of murders tend to take place...
**[13:22] Jashin**
in the mountains!
**[13:24] Edward**
Yes!
***SIGN*** I'm going to kill you!
***SIGN*** Don't!!
**[13:26] Macaulay**
No! No!
***SIGN*** I'm sorry I stole your wife!
**[13:30] Edward**
Yes!
***SIGN*** Too late!!
***SIGN*** Save your regrets for when you're in Hell!!
**[13:32] Edward**
Yes!
**[13:34] Macaulay**
No! No!
***SIGN*** It wasn't your wife I wanted!
***SIGN*** It was you I—
***SIGN*** Me, too...
**[13:38] Edward**
Yes! Yes!
***SIGN*** I loved you, too!!
**[13:44] Jashin**
Which means there are plenty of spots in
the mountains that are perfect for murder.
***SIGN*** Murder
***SIGN*** Murder
***SIGN*** Murder
***SIGN*** Murder
***SIGN*** Murder
***SIGN*** Murder
***SIGN*** Murder
***SIGN*** Murder
***SIGN*** Murder
***SIGN*** Murder
***SIGN*** Murder
***SIGN*** Murder
***SIGN*** Murder
***SIGN*** Murder
***SIGN*** Murder
***SIGN*** Murder
***SIGN*** Murder
***SIGN*** Murder
***SIGN*** Murder
***SIGN*** Murder
***SIGN*** Murder
***SIGN*** Murder
***SIGN*** Murder
***SIGN*** Murder
***SIGN*** Murder
***SIGN*** Murder
***SIGN*** Murder
***SIGN*** Murder
***SIGN*** Murder
***SIGN*** Murder
***SIGN*** Murder
**[13:51] Jashin**
If I invite Yurine to go to the mountains...
**[13:54] Jashin**
I'll have nothing but chances to kill her!
**[13:57] Jashin**
This time, it's the end for Yurine!
**[14:01] Jashin**
* Now that's settled,*
* I need to visualize how I'll do it.*
**[14:07] Jashin**
Look, Yurine! The view is magnificent!
**[14:13] Yurine**
Wow, it really is nice.
**[14:15] Yurine**
Yoo-hoo!
**[14:19] Jashin**
Yoo-hoo!
**[14:28] Jashin**
*And she's dead.*
***SIGN*** Grin...
**[14:30] Jashin**
* I finally get to make the "dropkick"*
* in the series title actually happen!*
**[14:36] Jashin**
*And here's another possible situation...*
**[14:39] Yurine**
This rope bridge is really unsteady...
**[14:43] Yurine**
Jashin-chan, help... me...
**[14:51] Yurine**
S-Stop...
**[14:57] Jashin**
*And she's dead!*
**[14:59] Jashin**
*I could even do it this way...*
**[15:06] Yurine**
Jashin-chan, it's a bear!
**[15:08] Yurine**
What do we do? We have to play dead!
**[15:11] Jashin**
*Now!*
**[15:12] Bear**
*Let's do it.*
**[15:13] Jashin/Bear**
Cross...
**[15:15] Jashin/Bear**
Bear!
**[15:21] Jashin**
* A collaborative effort*
* between me and the bear!*
**[15:25] Jashin**
*Oh, yeah! I've definitely won this time!*
**[15:30] Jashin**
*I'm so excited, I think I might pee myself!*
**[15:34] Yurine**
Ah, that was a nice bath.
**[15:36] Jashin**
Oh, Yurine.
**[15:37] Jashin**
Do you have any plans tomorrow?
**[15:39] Yurine**
No, why?
**[15:41] Jashin**
Then let's go climb a mountain together!
**[15:45] Yurine**
No.
**[15:50] Jashin**
Okay.
**[15:55] Minos**
You know, a lot of the stuff in this anime
happens here in Yurine-chan's apartment.
**[16:01] Jashin**
Yeah. They can just reuse
the same set that way.
**[16:04] Minos**
Why don't we go to my place for a change?
**[16:08] Minos**
How's this?
**[16:09] Jashin**
It's the same layout,
so there's not much difference.
**[16:12] Minos**
Oh, right.
**[16:13] Minos**
Guess I should make some
bigger changes, then.
**[16:18] Minos**
How's this?
**[16:18] Jashin**
You changed it *too* much!
***SIGN*** Kanda
***SIGN*** Suzuran
***SIGN*** Street
**[16:32] Medusa**
Jashin-chan?
**[16:34] Medusa**
Okay, got it. I'll be right there.
**[16:37] Medusa**
Yep.
**[16:40] Medusa**
Oh, yeah. I should buy
something to take as a gift.
**[16:44] Staff**
Thank you very much.
**[16:47] Medusa**
I hope Jashin-chan will like these.
**[16:50] Medusa**
Oh, I need to withdraw her money, too.
**[17:02] Medusa**
Hi there!
**[17:07] Medusa**
Jashin-chan? I'm here.
**[17:11] Medusa**
I bought some Fresh Moon for you.
**[17:15] Medusa**
And since it's the end of the month,
I stopped by the bank.
**[17:22] Medusa**
Jashin-chan?
**[17:25] Medusa**
What's wrong, Jashin-cha—
**[17:39] Medusa**
What... is this?
**[17:43] Medusa**
Why?
**[17:45] Medusa**
Jashin-chan... is dead...
**[17:50] Medusa**
Okay, got it. I'll be right there.
**[17:51] Medusa**
When she called me while
I was on Suzuran Street,
**[17:55] Medusa**
she sounded so full of energy...
**[18:03] Medusa**
Jashin-chan!
**[18:09] Jashin**
That whole sequence of moves you just
made, and that sequence of expressions!
**[18:14] Jashin**
I was watching from inside the closet,
and I burst out laughing!
**[18:21] Jashin**
I laughed so hard, I fell out.
**[18:23] Jashin**
That's the skin I just molted.
**[18:25] Jashin**
Did you forget that I molt
every few thousand years?
**[18:30] Jashin**
Well, today was the day!
**[18:33] Jashin**
That's why I came up with this
little prank and called you over.
**[18:38] Jashin**
Did you really think I was dead?
**[18:40] Jashin**
No way in Hell!
**[18:44] Jashin**
Huh? What's wrong?
**[18:49] Medusa**
Did you really think that would be funny?
**[18:53] Jashin**
Huh?
**[18:54] Medusa**
This goes beyond the bounds of a prank.
**[18:58] Medusa**
Do you not realize how sad
I would be if you really died?
**[19:04] Jashin**
*U-Uh-oh! It's...*
**[19:09] Jashin**
*Polite Medusa!*
**[19:14] DevilA**
Let me explain!
**[19:16] DevilA**
When Medusa's anger hits max,
she enters an excessively polite mode.
**[19:19] Jashin**
* Medusa only hits this level of fury*
* once every few thousand years.*
**[19:25] Jashin**
*My molting and Medusa's polite mode...*
**[19:28] Jashin**
* Two ultra-rare events that only*
* occur once every several millennia!*
**[19:33] Jashin**
* It's like Obon and New Year's*
* happening at the same time!*
**[19:38] Medusa**
I'll be going now. I won't be visiting
the human realm again for a while.
**[19:44] Jashin**
*This is serious.*
**[19:47] (Flashback) Medusa**
I don't care what happens to you anymore!
I'm never coming back to the human realm!
**[19:52] Jashin**
*This isn't like last time. She's serious!*
**[19:56] Jashin**
Please...
**[19:57] Jashin**
Please don't go, Medusa!
**[19:59] Jashin**
You know I have neurotic
gastritis, don't you?!
**[20:03] Jashin**
If you leave right now, I'll worry so
much that I'll get holes in my stomach,
**[20:08] Jashin**
and then I might die for real!
**[20:14] Jashin**
W-Well, I guess I *might* have
taken my joke a little too far.
**[20:21] Jashin**
Ha, ha, ha, and ha...
**[20:30] Jashin**
I'm sorry.
**[20:33] Jashin**
I didn't think you would get so angry.
**[20:36] Medusa**
I can't! I'm leaving!
**[20:39] Jashin**
No... Wait!
**[20:41] Jashin**
Forgive me, Medusa!
I'll get holes in my stomach!
**[20:54] Jashin**
Medusa... Medusa!
**[21:00] Jashin**
M-My stomach... hurts...
**[21:06] Medusa**
Just kidding! Got you back!
**[21:09] Medusa**
I won't leave.
**[21:14] Jashin**
Medusa!
**[21:18] Jashin**
You took that joke too far!
**[21:22] Medusa**
Don't ever play a prank like that again.
**[21:24] Jashin**
Okay... Okay! I won't!
**[21:27] Jashin**
I promise I won't!
**[21:29] Medusa**
There, there.
**[21:36] Yurine**
I'm home.
**[21:38] Jashin/Medusa**
Welcome home!
**[21:40] Jashin**
Fresh Moon is so yummy!
**[21:42] Jashin**
The mellow flavor goes great with coffee.
**[21:45] Medusa**
They're great with green tea, too.
Want some more?
**[21:50] Jashin**
Yep!
**[21:51] Medusa**
I'll take off the wrapper.
**[21:53] Jashin**
Thanks!
**[21:55] Yurine**
*These two are as chummy as ever, I see.*
**[21:57] Medusa**
Here you go!
**[22:00] Jashin**
Yum!
**[22:02] Medusa**
Like it?
**[22:03] Jashin**
I love it!
***SIGN*** Fresh
Moon
***SIGN*** Fresh
Roman
**[22:05] Medusa**
Oh, you've got some on your face.
**[22:07] Jashin**
Wipe it off for me.
**[23:40] Jashin**
Screams and madness
eat away at people's hearts.
**[23:43] Jashin**
When justice goes berserk,
the town is drenched in devil blood,
**[23:47] Jashin**
and the angel is left in despair.
**[23:49] Jashin**
*Dropkick on My Devil* returns next time
with a suicide dive to your heart!
# E5 -
Source: [Crunchyroll](https://www.crunchyroll.com/watch/GZ7UV1KNM/)
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***SIGN*** Suico Penguin Goods Campaign
***SIGN*** Total
**[00:01] Staff**
Your total is 3,200 yen.
**[00:04] Jashin**
Ugh, why don't they have the
second volume of the grimoire?
**[00:09] Yurine**
I bought the first volume
at a used bookstore.
**[00:13] Yurine**
You're looking in the wrong places.
**[00:16] Yurine**
I'm glad I was able to buy the book I wanted.
***SIGN*** m 0 0 l 100 0 100 100 0 100
***SIGN*** On that day,
the woman,
Hanazono Yurine...
***SIGN*** m 0 0 l 100 0 100 100 0 100
***SIGN*** ...used the grimoire
she bought at a used
bookstore to casually
summon a devil...
***SIGN*** TV Anime
Adaptation!
**[00:20] Jashin**
That's Yurine.
***SIGN*** ...used the grimoire she bought at a used
bookstore to casually summon a devil...
**[00:24] Jashin**
Guess it's true.
**[00:26] Yurine**
I'm hungry. Let's stop
and eat on our way home.
**[00:30] Yurine**
What do you want?
**[00:31] Jashin**
Y-You're...
**[00:33] Yurine**
Huh? What are you saying?
**[00:35] Yurine**
I want to go to Jiro.
**[00:38] Yurine**
Yeah. Let's go to Jiro.
**[00:40] Jashin**
*Huh? Why'd you even ask me?*
**[00:43] Jashin**
*And what is "Jiro"?*
**[00:45] Jashin**
*Also, we're...*
**[00:48] Jashin**
...getting an anime adaptation?!
**[00:50] DevilA**
You only just realized?
**[02:22] Staff**
Welcome.
**[02:25] Yurine**
You always get fried fish with
your mincemeat cutlets and rice.
**[02:29] Jashin**
This is what I like the best!
**[02:32] Jashin**
What about you?
**[02:33] Jashin**
You always get milk and
scallop croquettes with rice.
**[02:37] Yurine**
Yeah. This is what I like the best.
**[02:42] Jashin**
I want to try a bite of that.
**[02:45] Yurine**
No.
**[02:47] Yurine**
I hate all that "gimme a bite"
food-sharing stuff.
**[02:54] Yurine**
You should eat what you ordered
for yourself, and eat it all.
**[02:57] Jashin**
Oh... Okay. I apologize.
**[03:04] Yurine**
I can't finish my rice.
**[03:06] Yurine**
Jashin-chan, finish it for me.
**[03:07] Jashin**
Huh? O-Okay...
**[03:11] Jashin**
* This totally contradicts*
* what she just said.*
**[03:14] Jashin**
* But I won't say anything.*
* She'd just get mad at me.*
**[03:19] Yurine**
I'm done. That was delicious.
**[03:24] Yurine**
Excuse me. I'd like a mincemeat
cutlet boxed lunch, please.
**[03:28] Staff**
Got it. One mincemeat cutlet
boxed lunch coming up.
**[03:31] Jashin**
What are you going to do with that?
**[03:33] Jashin**
Is it for dinner?
**[03:35] Yurine**
There's one more stop I want to make.
**[03:44] Yurine**
Pekola, are you there?
I brought you some food.
**[03:47] Jashin**
*Why's she giving food to that fallen angel?*
**[03:49] Guy**
Pekola?
**[03:52] Guy**
I'm not Pekola.
**[03:54] Yurine**
Oh, wrong place.
**[03:56] Guy**
Pekola's over there.
**[03:58] Yurine**
Oh, that's hers?
**[04:00] Yurine**
Thank you.
***SIGN*** No soccer, baseball, fireworks, or other disruptive activities allowed in this park
**[04:03] Pekola**
What do a witch and
her familiar want with me?
**[04:06] Jashin**
Could you *be* any more impudent?!
**[04:09] Jashin**
Want me to kill you right here and now?!
**[04:11] Pekola**
D-Don't!
**[04:13] Pekola**
On top of being weak since I lost my halo,
**[04:15] Pekola**
I'm also so hungry,
I have no strength at all.
***SIGN*** Gurrrrgle
***SIGN*** Gurrrrgle
***SIGN*** Gurrrrgle
**[04:20] Yurine**
That's why I brought this for you.
**[04:25] Pekola**
A m-mincemeat cutlet lunch!
**[04:28] Pekola**
Th-This is... for me?
**[04:33] Pekola**
I don't need it! My pride as an angel won't
allow me to accept charity from a witch!
**[04:39] Pekola**
P-Please leave!
**[04:41] Yurine**
I'm not a witch.
**[04:44] Yurine**
Okay, fine. Have it your way.
**[04:48] Yurine**
I'll just leave this here.
**[04:55] Yurine**
Jashin-chan, let's go.
**[04:57] Jashin**
Yep.
**[05:14] Pekola**
I want it so bad!
***SIGN*** Gurrrrgle
***SIGN*** Gurrrrgle
***SIGN*** Gurrrrgle
**[05:16] Pekola**
No, no, no! I mustn't! What angel
would eat food given to her by a witch?!
**[05:23] Pekola**
But it's not good to waste food...
**[05:29] Pekola**
I don't care about the witch, but isn't
leaving it uneaten rude to whoever cooked it?
**[05:35] Pekola**
That's it!
**[05:37] Pekola**
It's rude to the cook!
**[05:38] (Flashback) Cook**
Eat up.
***SIGN*** °Her mental image
**[05:40] Pekola**
Okay! I'll eat it!
**[05:46] Pekola**
Ah, that smells delicious.
**[05:49] Pekola**
Huh?
**[05:52] Pekola**
Why are you here?
**[05:55] Jashin**
You said you weren't gonna eat it, so I thought
I'd have it. Don't want it to go to waste.
**[06:05] Jashin**
What? Did you want to eat it?
**[06:09] Pekola**
O-Of course not!
**[06:11] Jashin**
Thought so.
***SIGN*** Diiiing
**[06:22] Jashin**
That was the last bite.
**[06:24] Jashin**
Ah, that was yummy! And so juicy!
**[06:28] Jashin**
Those juicy meat juices are so juicy!
**[06:33] Jashin**
I'm no good at food reviews.
**[06:34] Jashin**
Thanks for the food!
Get rid of the trash for me, yeah?
**[06:38] Jashin**
My belly's so full.
**[06:40] Jashin**
Honestly, what a greedy body I have.
**[06:47] Pekola**
This is for the best.
**[06:49] Pekola**
I held on to my pride as an angel.
***SIGN*** Gurrrrgle
***SIGN*** Gurrrrgle
***SIGN*** Gurrrrgle
**[06:54] Pekola**
Ugh. I'll have some water and go to sleep.
**[06:59] Pekola**
Patrasche, I'm so tired.
***SIGN*** Some
Time
Later
***SIGN*** Pekola
**[07:12] Yurine**
You disappeared at some
point on the way home.
**[07:16] Yurine**
You didn't go back and
eat Pekola's lunch, did you?
**[07:20] Jashin**
N-No, I didn't!
**[07:22] Yurine**
Really?
**[07:24] Jashin**
I didn't!
**[07:24] Yurine**
Oh? You'd better tell me the truth...
**[07:34] Yurine**
or I'll turn your arm into
mincemeat in the blender.
**[07:36] Jashin**
I ate it! I ate it!
***SIGN*** Aaaaaa
***SIGN*** aaaaargh
**[07:41] Yurine**
Tonight's dinner is
Jashin-chan mincemeat cutlets.
***SIGN*** Please bear
***SIGN*** with us a moment
***SIGN*** Please bear
***SIGN*** with us a moment
**[07:50] Yurine**
Okay, I'm going back to Jiro
to get another lunch for Pekola.
**[07:54] Yurine**
Regenerate your arm and clean up in here.
**[08:00] Jashin**
Damn it! She really did it!
Even after I told her the truth!
**[08:04] Jashin**
Damn it!
***SIGN*** Fresh
***SIGN*** Mincemeat Cutlet
**[08:16] Pekola**
Bless that witch.
**[08:23] Minos**
Hello!
**[08:28] Minos**
I brought you a really cool
rare souvenir from Hell.
**[08:32] Minos**
A toy mandragora!
**[08:34] DevilA**
Mandragora. Also known as the mandrake.
**[08:38] DevilA**
They scream when pulled out of the dirt,
and legend says any human who hears it
**[08:42] DevilA**
goes crazy and dies!
**[08:46] Minos**
It makes a dying scream
when you squeeze its belly.
***SIGN*** Gaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaah
***SIGN*** Gaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaah
***SIGN*** Gaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaah
**[08:53] Jashin**
That's creepy!
**[08:56] Yurine**
Th-That's so rock 'n roll...
**[08:58] Jashin**
*What's rock 'n roll about it?*
**[09:00] Minos**
You like it?
**[09:01] Yurine**
Yeah.
***SIGN*** Gaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaah
***SIGN*** Gaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaah
**[09:02] Minos**
I'm so glad! The mandragora's happy, too!
**[09:05] Yurine**
Jashin-chan is scum, but her friends,
like you and Medusa, are all great.
**[09:11] Yurine**
Even though Jashin-chan is scum.
**[09:13] Jashin**
Hmph! She's not my friend or anything.
**[09:17] Minos**
Why would you say that? That's mean.
**[09:19] Jashin**
It's not mean!
**[09:20] Jashin**
How many times have I gotten hurt
'cause of you since we were kids?!
**[09:25] (Flashback) Minos**
Jashin-chan, I'll push you.
**[09:27] (Flashback) Text**
Huh?
**[09:27] (Flashback) Minos**
And... push!
**[09:31] (Flashback) Minos**
Wow!
**[09:33] (Flashback) Minos**
You can bend further!
**[09:35] (Flashback) Jashin**
I-I can't!
**[09:37] (Flashback) Minos**
You can!
***SIGN*** Crack
**[09:41] (Flashback) Minos**
Huh? What happened?
**[09:43] (Flashback) Jashin**
You dislocated my spine...
**[09:49] Minos**
I said I was sorry for all those times.
And I didn't do 'em on purpose.
**[09:53] Jashin**
That doesn't make it okay!
**[09:55] Jashin**
Think before you do things, you musclehead!
**[09:59] Minos**
Excuse me? It's your
own fault for being weak!
**[10:02] Jashin**
What?! I'm not weak! You wanna fight?
**[10:06] Minos**
Fine by me!
**[10:07] Jashin**
I'll teach you!
**[10:10] Jashin**
Killer move: Jashin-chan Dropkick...
**[10:13] Jashin**
The Animation!
**[10:16] Jashin**
Take this!
**[10:17] Minos**
I can repel a move like that easy!
***SIGN*** Gaaaaaah
***SIGN*** Gaaaaaah
***SIGN*** Gaaaaaah
**[10:39] Jashin**
M-Mandragora-chan?
***SIGN*** Silence...
***SIGN*** Silence...
***SIGN*** Silence...
***SIGN*** Silence...
***SIGN*** There's no response.
***SIGN*** It's just a corpse.
**[10:47] Jashin**
Th-That really was a dying scream...
**[10:51] Jashin**
But... whatever, right?
It was creepy, anyway!
**[10:56] Jashin**
Right, Yurine?
**[10:58] Yurine**
I really liked that toy.
**[11:03] Jashin**
Yurine?
**[11:05] Minos**
Well, it's about time for me
to deliver the evening paper.
**[11:09] Jashin**
Hey! Wait, Minos, you jerk!
**[11:12] Yurine**
Its death scream was so cute.
**[11:17] Yurine**
And she said it was rare.
**[11:22] Yurine**
You know what this means, don't you?
**[11:28] Yurine**
There.
**[11:31] Yurine**
Oh, come on. A little yelp like that
won't replace its death scream.
**[11:37] Jashin**
I can't take any more... Please stop...
**[11:43] Yurine**
Give me a better scream.
***SIGN*** Unhappy
Turn
***SIGN*** Unhappy
Turn
***SIGN*** Unhappy
Turn
**[11:51] Pekola**
I work and work and work,
***SIGN*** I work and work and work,
**[11:53] Pekola**
but my life never gets any easier.
***SIGN*** but my life never gets any easier.
**[11:55] Pekola**
I only stare at my hand.
***SIGN*** I only stare at my hand.
**[11:57] Minos**
Working is fun!
**[11:59] Jashin**
You work, you lose.
**[12:02] Pekola**
I only stare at my hand.
***SIGN*** Yaki
***SIGN*** tori
***SIGN*** Ice
Cream
***SIGN*** Ice
Cream
***SIGN*** Ice
Cream
**[12:17] Mei**
Good morning, Miyatsuko from India.
***SIGN*** For
***SIGN*** Maharaurava
**[12:21] Mei**
Have you gotten used to
this room, Totempoleko?
***SIGN*** Hell
***SIGN*** For
***SIGN*** Maharaurava
**[12:25] Mei**
Vastine...
***SIGN*** Hell
***SIGN*** For
***SIGN*** Maharaurava
**[12:27] Mei**
It was really hard to bring you
into this family, you know.
***SIGN*** Hell
***SIGN*** For
***SIGN*** Maharaurava
***SIGN*** Hell
***SIGN*** For
***SIGN*** Maharaurava
***SIGN*** Hell
***SIGN*** For
***SIGN*** Maharaurava
***SIGN*** Hell
***SIGN*** For
***SIGN*** Maharaurava
***SIGN*** Hell
***SIGN*** For
***SIGN*** Maharaurava
***SIGN*** Bus Departure Schedule
**[12:32] Mei**
The way they did this bus
dead-ule is just so wonder-four!
**[12:37] Mei**
My beautiful babies...
**[12:39] Mei**
Now, if I can just bring Orochimaru
into the fold, it'll be perfect.
**[12:45] Mei**
Oh, no! I can't laze around here! I'm late!
**[12:51] Mei**
The supercop of the Banzaibashi
Police Department, Tachibana Mei,
**[12:55] Mei**
will protect the peace in this world!
**[13:01] Mei**
I have to patrol the area to make sure
there's no one dangerous around.
**[13:13] Hashira**
A-Are you okay?!
***SIGN*** I'm all right. I just have a weak constitution.
***SIGN*** Sorry to worry you.
**[13:26] Hashira**
She had such a cute voice.
**[13:28] Mei**
Okay, no problems here.
**[13:32] An**
Excuse me, kind young man.
**[13:34] An**
Do you have any interest
in woodblock prints?
**[13:36] Hashira**
Huh? Woodblock prints?
**[13:38] An**
They're a bit expensive,
but you can pay in installments.
**[13:42] An**
They will be valuable
assets in the future.
**[13:46] An**
How about just a quick peek?
**[13:49] Hashira**
O-Okay, then...
**[13:51] Hashira**
Just a peek.
***SIGN*** Gallery
Numa
**[13:53] An**
One silkscreen!
***SIGN*** Sale
In Progress
***SIGN*** Sale
In Progress
***SIGN*** Sale
In Progress
***SIGN*** Sale
In Progress
***SIGN*** Sale
In Progress
***SIGN*** Sale
In Progress
**[13:59] Mei**
Good! No problems here!
**[14:10] Mei**
Wonderful!
**[14:11] Mei**
That form!
**[14:13] Mei**
And the inexplicable
Halloween-ish clothes!
**[14:17] Mei**
Oh, no! It's so wonderful, I could cry!
**[14:21] Mei**
Right! You're mine now!
**[14:24] Mei**
Upsy-daisy...
**[14:27] Staff**
Uh, excuse me...
**[14:29] Staff**
Is there some problem with that statue?
**[14:33] Staff**
It hasn't been rigged with
explosives or anything, has it?
**[14:37] Mei**
No. I'm just taking it home
because it's so cute.
**[14:40] Staff**
Huh?
**[14:42] Mei**
He says he wants to come home with me, too.
**[14:45] Mei**
Right?
**[14:46] Mei**
I do!
**[14:47] Mei**
See?
**[14:48] Staff**
*What's with this chick?*
**[14:50] Staff**
*She's crazy. I gotta call the police.*
**[14:50] Mei**
Pet, pet! You're so smooth!
**[14:52] Staff**
*Wait, but isn't she a...*
**[14:53] Mei**
Oh, you're so cute!
**[14:54] Staff**
* Hang on, why am I dealing with this?*
* I'm just a part-timer!*
**[14:55] Mei**
Mister Fluffy Bom-ba-ye!
Bom-ba-ye! Bom-ba-ye!
**[14:58] Staff**
*There's nothing I can do!*
**[15:01] Mei**
Well, let's go!
**[15:02] Staff**
W-Wait! You can't do that!
That's a store mascot!
**[15:05] Mei**
Ah. You just touched my butt, didn't you?
**[15:07] Staff**
Huh?!
**[15:08] Mei**
Eek! Pervert! Police, help me!
**[15:12] Staff**
I did *not* touch your butt!
**[15:14] Mei**
I'm taking him home.
**[15:16] Staff**
Let go, you psycho bitch!
**[15:19] Jashin**
*That's the twisted woman from the other day.*
**[15:23] Jashin**
*I was supposed to meet Medusa here,*
**[15:26] Jashin**
*but I don't want this freak spotting me.*
**[15:29] Medusa**
Jashin-chan!
**[15:32] Mei**
Jashin-chan?
**[15:34] Mei**
Orochimaru!
**[15:35] Medusa**
Sorry to keep you waiting. I was buying
chicken to bring to you and Yurine-chan.
**[15:40] Medusa**
What's wrong?
**[15:41] Mei**
I don't need this!
Orochimaru's the only one for me!
**[15:44] Jashin**
She found me, damn it! You idiot!
**[15:48] Mei**
Wait, Orochimaru!
**[15:52] Jashin**
I can't stand that woman!
**[15:55] Mei**
Come on, wait for me!
**[15:58] Medusa**
What's wrong, Jashin-chan?
**[16:00] Medusa**
If you did something bad,
you need to atone for it.
**[16:05] Jashin**
Shut up!
**[16:08] Mei**
Orochimaru!
**[16:16] Mei**
Bull's-eye!
**[16:18] Medusa**
J-Jashin-chan! Are you okay?!
**[16:21] Jashin**
You know I'm not.
***SIGN*** Orochimaru
**[16:25] Mei**
Gotcha!
**[16:29] Mei**
Oh, Orochimaru!
**[16:31] Mei**
You're so beautiful... and adorable.
**[16:34] Mei**
And slippery...
**[16:36] Jashin**
S-Stop...
**[16:38] Mei**
You're still my favorite, Orochimaru!
**[16:42] Mei**
Let's take another picture to celebrate!
**[16:45] Jashin**
I-I can't... Please stop...
**[16:49] Medusa**
U-Uh...
***SIGN*** Like!
***SIGN*** Just now
**[16:55] DevilA**
I like!
**[17:03] Pekola**
It all looks so delicious!
**[17:06] Poporon**
Pekola-sama, there's dessert, too.
**[17:09] Pino**
And have some nectar to drink.
***SIGN*** m 0 0 l 0 0 l 23 0 b 24 0 24 1 24 1 l 24 14 b 24 15 23 15 23 15 l -21 15 b -21 15 -22 15 -22 14 l -22 1 b -22 1 -22 1 -22 1 b -22 1 -22 0 -21 0 l -21 0 b -21 0 -21 0 -21 0 b -21 0 -21 0 -21 0
***SIGN*** Angel Apprentices
**[17:12] Pekola**
I can't eat all this.
**[17:18] Pekola**
Veal steak...
**[17:20] Pekola**
Onion gratin soup...
**[17:22] Pekola**
Parfait... Cake... Unleavened bread...
**[17:25] Pekola**
Bagna cauda... Tiramisu...
**[17:28] Tanehashi**
Hey, part-timer!
**[17:29] Pekola**
Mincemeat cutlets...
**[17:30] Tanehashi**
Hey, part-timer!
**[17:32] Tanehashi**
I'm talking to you, part-timer!
**[17:35] Pekola**
Y-You mean me?
**[17:38] Tanehashi**
I dunno if you're Pekola or not,
but quit standing around, part-timer!
**[17:42] Tanehashi**
Start moving stuff, part-timer!
**[17:46] Pekola**
*Why must I be treated this way?*
**[17:49] Pekola**
*I may have fallen, but I'm a former angel!*
**[17:53] Pekola**
* Having to carry such*
* heavy boxes up a staircase...*
**[17:57] Pekola**
* What is this, the Holy*
* Emperor Cross Mausoleum?*
**[18:00] Pekola**
* We have to carry these heavy boxes up these*
* stairs, then go back down in an elevator.*
**[18:06] Pekola**
*Over and over again.*
**[18:09] Pekola**
*All for 400 yen per hour!*
**[18:11] Pekola**
* Why is it a measly 400 yen?! Isn't the minimum*
* wage in Tokyo 958 yen excluding tax?!*
**[18:18] Pekola**
* Well, I suppose I have no choice*
* if I want to live on Earth.*
**[18:23] Pekola**
* There's no other place that would take in*
* someone like me with no background.*
**[18:30] Pekola**
Oof.
**[18:32] Pekola**
That was heavy.
**[18:33] Pekola**
What in the world is in this box, anyway?
**[18:36] Tanehashi**
If you're done, get back down here
and get the next one, part-timer!
**[18:40] Pekola**
That human has such
a stupid-sounding voice...
***SIGN*** Doesn't sound
intelligent at all
***SIGN*** Doesn't sound
intelligent at all
**[18:47] Pekola**
* I have a feeling there's something*
* very wrong about this whole process...*
**[18:58] Long Hair**
The relationship between the theory
of relativity and warp navigation
**[19:01] Long Hair**
parallels the relationship between
dark matter and black holes...
**[19:08] Pekola**
* I know I didn't have a choice in workplaces,*
* but I clearly ended up at a very scary one!*
**[19:16] Pekola**
*Stare...*
**[19:20] Pekola**
*This human seems decent.*
**[19:25] Hottie**
A g-giant praying mantis... is...
**[19:30] Hottie**
is coming to kill me and eat me...
**[19:34] Hottie**
N-No... Stay back...
**[19:37] Hottie**
Stay away from me!
**[19:40] Mantis**
Praying mantis.
**[19:45] Hottie**
I wouldn't taste any good, you know!
***SIGN*** White-
Eyed
***SIGN*** White-
Eyed
**[19:55] Hottie**
The praying mantis... wants me...
**[19:57] Pekola**
Praying... mantis...
***SIGN*** White-
Eyed
**[20:02] Mantis**
Praying mantis.
**[20:03] Hottie**
Praying mantis... Praying mantis...
**[20:10] Jashin**
I drank too much.
**[20:14] Jashin**
Hey, fallen angel!
**[20:16] Jashin**
Bet ya don't eat a lot of sushi, do ya?
**[20:19] Jashin**
This is s'posed to be for Yurine,
**[20:21] Jashin**
but I'm willin' to give ya a bite!
***SIGN*** Urp
***SIGN*** SPLAT
***SIGN*** Fell
asleep
in her
puke
**[20:50] Pekola**
I'm exhausted.
**[20:53] Pekola**
I'm grateful they pay in cash,
**[20:57] Pekola**
but being worked to the bone
for eight hours for just 3,200 yen...
**[21:01] Pekola**
I'll use 1,000 of this
for food and necessities,
**[21:05] Pekola**
and save the other 2,200 yen.
**[21:09] Pekola**
But for now, I need to rest up for tomorrow.
**[21:19] Pekola**
My house!
**[21:22] Pekola**
You again?!
**[21:32] Pekola**
I work in those conditions
for such a low wage,
**[21:35] Pekola**
then have my house destroyed by a devil...
**[21:39] Pekola**
And no one is coming to
take me back to Heaven...
**[21:44] Pekola**
I'm... I'm...
**[22:07] Pekola**
Oh, a shooting star!
**[23:40] Jashin**
The gospel rings out.
**[23:42] Jashin**
Jacob's Ladder drops from
a gap in the overcast sky.
**[23:46] Jashin**
With a beam of light,
a new angel descends.
**[23:49] Jashin**
*Dropkick on My Devil* returns next time
with a Shining Wizard to your heart!
# E6 -
Source: [Crunchyroll](https://www.crunchyroll.com/watch/GQJUGQJ4M/)
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**[01:31] Jashin**
It's done!
**[01:34] Jashin**
Dinner tonight is curry!
**[01:41] Yurine**
Pork cutlet curry, huh?
**[01:43] Yurine/Jashin**
Let's eat!
**[01:47] Yurine/Jashin**
Great meal.
**[01:56] Minos**
Curry tonight, eh?
**[01:58] Minos**
Bet that's tasty.
***SIGN*** The Next Evening
***SIGN*** The Next Evening
**[02:04] Jashin**
Dinner tonight is curry again!
**[02:08] Yurine**
Hamburg steak curry.
**[02:11] Yurine**
Curry's always better the day after.
**[02:14] Yurine/Jashin**
Let's eat!
**[02:17] Yurine/Jashin**
Great meal.
***SIGN*** The Next Evening Yet Again
***SIGN*** The Next Evening Yet Again
**[02:23] Jashin**
Dinner tonight is curry yet again!
**[02:26] Yurine**
Hang on. Hang on, hang on.
**[02:28] Yurine**
This isn't gonna go on for
the next 20 minutes, is it?
**[02:32] Jashin**
Don't worry about that.
**[02:34] Jashin**
This is the last of the curry.
**[02:36] Yurine**
*Still, if it's the third day of curry...*
**[02:40] Yurine**
Rock, paper, scissors... Shoot.
**[02:43] Jashin**
*I won...*
**[02:47] Yurine**
Jashin-chan, since you won, I grant you
the right to go get the mayonnaise.
**[02:52] Jashin**
Yes, ma'am! With pleasure!
**[02:56] Jashin**
Here!
***SIGN*** Yurine
***SIGN*** Yurine
***SIGN*** Yurine
***SIGN*** Yurine
***SIGN*** Yurine
**[02:57] Yurine**
Thanks.
***SIGN*** Yurine
***SIGN*** Yurine
***SIGN*** Yurine
***SIGN*** Yurine
***SIGN*** Yurine
**[03:04] Jashin**
Y-You're not gonna put that
on the curry, are you?
**[03:07] Yurine**
That's exactly what I'm gonna do.
**[03:10] Jashin**
Mayo on curry?!
**[03:12] Jashin**
There's no way that'll taste good!
**[03:14] Yurine**
They go great together.
**[03:19] Yurine**
Go on, try it.
**[03:30] Jashin**
This... This is great!
**[03:32] Yurine**
See?
**[03:33] Jashin**
Why?! Why is this actually good?!
**[03:35] Yurine**
Because it's mayonnaise.
**[03:37] Jashin**
That's not really an answer, but it *is* good.
**[03:41] Jashin**
No questioning that.
**[03:43] Jashin**
Mayonnaise on curry... It's Muhammad.
**[03:47] Jashin**
It tot-Ali works!
**[03:49] Jashin**
I've made up my mind!
**[03:50] Jashin**
I'm making curry again tomorrow!
**[03:53] Yurine**
Again?
**[04:01] Yurine**
Wow...
**[04:03] Yurine**
I didn't know you could buy
stuff like this on Amazon, too.
**[04:07] Yurine**
You're really making curry again, huh?
**[04:10] Jashin**
Yep. I'm making chicken curry.
**[04:14] Jashin**
If you walk at Mach speed,
**[04:16] Jashin**
I live five minutes away from the station...
**[04:22] Yurine**
Which do you think is sharper,
a katar or a chakram?
**[04:30] Yurine**
Hey...
**[04:32] Yurine**
Are you listening?
**[04:34] Yurine**
Huh?
**[04:37] Yurine**
She disappeared.
**[04:40] Jashin**
Huh?
**[04:41] Jashin**
What's going on?
**[04:43] Jashin**
What the heck just happened?
**[04:45] DevilA**
Allow me to explain!
**[04:47] DevilA**
When Jashin-chan was making the curry,
**[04:50] DevilA**
by pure coincidence, her stirring
pattern drew a magic circle.
**[04:54] DevilA**
The chicken was sacrificed,
**[04:55] Jashin**
If you walk at Mach speed,
**[04:56] DevilA**
and the random song she sang
**[04:58] Jashin**
I live five minutes away from the station...
**[04:59] DevilA**
just happened to be the incantation to
open a dimensional portal, and as a result...
**[05:05] DevilA**
Jashin-chan warped away!
**[05:10] Jashin**
Where am I?
**[05:12] Jashin**
It looks vaguely familiar...
**[05:19] Jashin**
It's the entrance to Hell!
***SIGN*** Welcome to Hell
***SIGN*** 666m ahead
***SIGN*** Free parking
***SIGN*** (capacity:
666 cars)
**[05:22] Jashin**
How did I end up at the entrance
to Hell when I was stirring curry?
**[05:27] Jashin**
Wait! Maybe...
**[05:29] Jashin**
The kitchen exploded in a gas fire...
***SIGN*** Kaboom*!*
***SIGN*** Kaboom*!*
***SIGN*** Kaboom*!*
***SIGN*** Kaboom*!*
**[05:32] Jashin**
and Yurine died, allowing me to go home?
***SIGN*** Kaboom*!*
**[05:35] Yurine**
Hidebu.
**[05:39] Jashin**
Nah, if that had happened,
I would've been blown to bits and dead, too.
**[05:44] Jashin**
I don't know what happened, but until
I meet the conditions to return home,
**[05:49] Jashin**
I'm just going to be turned away at the gate.
**[05:52] Medusa**
Hey, doesn't that lady look
kinda like a grown-up Jashin-chan?
**[05:57] Jashin**
She looks nothing like me.
**[05:59] Jashin**
The only thing that's the same is
we both have the bottom half of a snake.
**[06:02] Minos**
She looks just like you.
Are you sure you're not related?
**[06:12] Jashin**
A tiny Medusa...
**[06:14] Jashin**
Minos...
**[06:16] Jashin**
and me!
**[06:18] Medusa**
It seems she knows us.
**[06:21] Minos**
She must be one of your relatives.
**[06:23] Jashin**
Are you my relative, lady?
**[06:25] Jashin**
Where'd you come from?
**[06:28] Jashin**
I was cooking dinner in the
human realm a minute ago,
**[06:30] Jashin**
and the next thing I knew, I was here.
**[06:33] Medusa**
The human realm?
**[06:35] Minos**
I heard there's nobody in the human
realm right now 'cause of a big flood.
**[06:39] Jashin**
Huh?!
**[06:40] Jashin**
A big flood... Wait, would that be...
**[06:43] Jashin**
the one that happened
about 7,000 years ago?
**[06:47] Jashin**
So that means...
**[06:48] Jashin**
I came back to Hell, but it's the past?
**[06:53] Three**
What?!
**[06:55] Medusa**
You're Jashin-chan from the future?
**[06:58] Jashin**
I know it's hard to believe, but yeah.
**[07:01] Medusa**
I believe you!
**[07:03] Medusa**
'Cause your eyes
don't look like a liar's eyes!
**[07:07] Jashin**
You're so precious, Medusa.
**[07:09] Jashin**
Don't ever let any weird
grown-ups deceive you.
**[07:13] Minos**
Hey, lady!
**[07:15] Minos**
What am I like in the future?
**[07:20] Jashin**
Well, this pancake chest of yours...
**[07:23] Jashin**
looks more like this. Bwoing.
**[07:27] Minos**
"Bwoing"? Awesome! I sound super strong!
**[07:30] Jashin**
You sure are. Not as strong as me, though.
**[07:33] Medusa**
What about me?
**[07:37] Jashin**
You do nothing but work.
**[07:40] Jashin**
There are these fantastic things
in the future called ATMs...
**[07:44] Jashin**
What about me? What am I like?
**[07:48] Jashin**
This.
**[07:49] Jashin**
Huh?
**[07:50] Jashin**
Literally this.
**[07:52] Jashin**
Please no!
**[07:55] Jashin**
I wanted to end up cooler! Like this!
**[08:00] Jashin**
That looks nothing like us!
**[08:02] Jashin**
I'm in real trouble, though.
**[08:05] Jashin**
How do I get back to the
human realm I was just in?
**[08:09] Jashin**
You can leave that to us!
**[08:12] Jashin**
We'll send you back with the secret ritual!
**[08:18] Staff**
Here's your curry.
***SIGN*** The
Original
***SIGN*** Hell
Curry
***SIGN*** Genuine Hell Curry
***SIGN*** The
Original
***SIGN*** The Original!!
Hell Curry
***SIGN*** Super Spicy
***SIGN*** Super Spicy
***SIGN*** The
Original
***SIGN*** Hell
Curry
**[08:27] DevilA**
This curry is super spicy.
**[08:30] Three**
Zazas, zazas, nasatanada zazas...
**[08:38] Three**
Zurolo, zoas, nanomiala, hekau...
**[08:40] Jashin**
*Oh, right, this thing. Yeah, I remember it.*
**[08:43] Jashin**
*But it won't work.*
**[08:46] Three**
Zurazza, zavai...
**[08:46] Jashin**
*I tried it over and over,*
**[08:49] Jashin**
*but it never worked., Not even once...*
**[08:49] Three**
Infernum.
**[08:56] Jashin**
She disappeared.
**[08:57] Medusa**
Does that mean it worked?
**[09:01] Medusa**
Did you remember to pray
that she'd make it back?
**[09:03] Jashin**
Nah, I was thinking about dinner.
**[09:06] Minos**
Yeah, I'm hungry!
**[09:08] Minos**
Wonder what's for dinner.
**[09:09] Jashin**
I hope it's curry!
**[09:11] Minos**
Curry sounds great!
**[09:12] Jashin**
Chicken curry is my favorite.
**[09:14] Minos**
Mine's beef curry!
**[09:14] Medusa**
I hope she made it home...
**[09:16] Jashin**
What are you, a cannibal?
**[09:18] Minos**
Oh, shut up.
***SIGN*** Indian Style
***SIGN*** Indian Style
***SIGN*** Tasty
***SIGN*** Tasty
***SIGN*** Naan
***SIGN*** Naan
**[09:22] Jashin**
Ow, ow, ow...
***SIGN*** Indian Style
***SIGN*** Indian Style
***SIGN*** Tasty
***SIGN*** Tasty
***SIGN*** Naan
***SIGN*** Naan
**[09:25] Jashin**
Huh? Oh, I really made it back.
**[09:28] Yurine**
"Made it back," my ass.
**[09:32] Yurine**
You just disappeared into thin air,
**[09:34] Yurine**
and now, you suddenly
show up on top of the table,
**[09:37] Yurine**
and splatter my food all over me.
**[09:40] Yurine**
Curry stains are very
difficult to get out, you know.
**[09:44] Yurine**
Right?
**[09:49] Delivery**
Amazon delivery.
***SIGN*** Amazon
**[09:53] Yurine**
I *just* ordered these...
**[09:58] Yurine**
And they're here already.
**[10:00] Yurine**
That's Prime for you.
**[10:06] Yurine**
And they're both impressively sharp.
**[10:08] Jashin**
I'm more shocked that
you were eating dinner
**[10:11] Jashin**
without a care in the world
even after I disappeared!
**[10:15] Minos**
Curry again today?
**[10:17] Minos**
Bet that's tasty!
***SIGN*** With Snake Meat
***SIGN*** Super Spicy
**[10:20] Jashin**
Both love and curry
need lots of time to cook!
**[10:30] Yurine**
It's the end of August,
but it's still so hot.
**[10:37] Yurine**
Don't ignore me. Say something.
**[10:44] Boy StudentA**
The shaved ice from that little stand
was really good, huh?
**[10:47] Boy StudentB**
Yeah. The lemon syrup was awesome.
**[10:51] Jashin**
I want some shaved ice!
**[10:53] Yurine**
Was there a shaved ice stand around here?
**[10:57] Jashin**
That must be it!
***SIGN*** Shaved Ice
***SIGN*** Shaved Ice
***SIGN*** Shaved Ice
***SIGN*** Shaved Ice
**[11:02] Yusa**
Get your nice, cold shaved ice here!
**[11:05] Jashin**
Yusa! Koji!
**[11:07] DevilA**
Huh?
**[11:07] Yusa**
Oh, it's good to see you two again.
**[11:10] Yurine**
So the stand they were
talking about was yours.
***SIGN*** Shaved Ice
**[11:13] Yusa**
It's the off-season at my job in Hell,
**[11:16] Yusa**
so we came to work here.
**[11:18] Yusa**
Business has been quite good.
**[11:20] Jashin**
What?
**[11:21] Jashin**
Shaved ice is profitable?!
**[11:23] Yurine**
Listen, Jashin-chan.
**[11:25] Yurine**
It's profitable for Yusa-san and her sister
**[11:28] Yurine**
because they can create the ice
and some of the syrup themselves.
**[11:31] Yurine**
So even if you tried it...
***SIGN*** Shaved
Ice
***SIGN*** Lemon
***SIGN*** Strawberry
**[11:35] Yurine**
I was too late.
**[11:40] DevilA**
Brain freeze! Brain freeze!
**[11:45] Jashin**
I'll make a fortune selling shaved ice, too!
**[11:49] Jashin**
They're selling it for 200 yen, so...
**[11:53] Jashin**
I'll sell it for 300 yen!
**[11:56] Yurine**
Who would buy that when
it's only 200 yen right next door?
**[12:00] Chiba**
One melon, please.
***SIGN*** Ja
***SIGN*** shin
***SIGN*** Shaved Ice
***SIGN*** Grape
***SIGN*** Blue
Hawaii
***SIGN*** Melon
***SIGN*** Lemon
***SIGN*** Strawberry
**[12:02] Jashin**
I sold one!
**[12:04] Yurine**
No way.
**[12:07] Jashin**
They're still coming!
***SIGN*** Ja
***SIGN*** shin
***SIGN*** Shaved Ice
**[12:09] Yurine**
I guess people lose the ability
to reason when it's hot.
**[12:15] Jashin**
But productivity is so low
with this shaved ice maker.
**[12:21] Jashin**
And those two can just
produce ice instantly...
**[12:29] Jashin**
In that case...
**[12:32] Jashin**
I'll use both hands and my tail
to crank three at once!
***SIGN*** Ja
***SIGN*** shin
***SIGN*** Shaved Ice
**[12:37] Yurine**
Hilarious.
**[12:41] DevilA**
The headache you get when eating
shaved ice is called an "ice cream headache."
**[12:46] DevilA**
That's the official scientific term!
**[12:49] DevilA**
Even when it's shaved ice you're eating,
**[12:51] DevilA**
it's an ice cream headache!
***SIGN*** Ja
***SIGN*** shin
***SIGN*** Shaved Ice
***SIGN*** Ja
***SIGN*** shin
***SIGN*** Shaved Ice
***SIGN*** Ja
***SIGN*** shin
***SIGN*** Shaved Ice
***SIGN*** Ja
***SIGN*** shin
***SIGN*** Shaved Ice
***SIGN*** Ja
***SIGN*** shin
***SIGN*** Shaved Ice
***SIGN*** Ja
***SIGN*** shin
***SIGN*** Shaved Ice
**[12:59] Jashin**
It's not selling at all anymore.
**[13:02] Jashin**
But there's such a long
line at their stand...
***SIGN*** Shaved
Ice
**[13:08] Jashin**
Damn that Koji!
**[13:10] Jashin**
I'm gonna change her nickname to Mimori and
make it harder to establish her character!
**[13:14] Yurine**
You know, very few people
are gonna get that reference.
**[13:18] Girl StudentA**
Wow, look at this!
**[13:20] Girl StudentA**
It's so fluffy!
**[13:21] Girl StudentB**
It's monstrously good!
**[13:23] Yurine**
They're devils, not monsters, actually.
**[13:29] Jashin**
This cheap store-bought ice and syrup
and these toy shaved ice makers
**[13:34] Jashin**
could never beat their
smooth, fluffy shaved ice.
**[13:38] Jashin**
If I want to win, I need
to get the best stuff there is!
**[13:44] Jashin**
I'm going to collect natural ice
from the top of Mount Fuji!
***SIGN*** The air's so thin.
***SIGN*** But it's a power spot...
***SIGN*** I pray I'll find Jashin-chan.
**[14:12] Jashin**
Ice! Ice! Ice! Ice! Ice!
**[14:18] Jashin**
I got it!
**[14:20] Yurine**
You sure are energetic today.
**[14:23] Jashin**
And to make the ice smooth and fluffy...
**[14:27] Jashin**
An industrial shaved ice maker
and luxury syrups!
**[14:31] Jashin**
There it is!
**[14:32] Yurine**
That stuff must have been expensive...
**[14:35] Jashin**
Medusa, I'll use this stuff
I bought with your money to win.
**[14:42] (Flashback) Medusa**
Good luck!
**[14:43] Yurine**
Did she die?
***SIGN*** Did she die?
**[14:44] Jashin**
And to finish off Yusa and Koji...
**[14:48] Jashin**
I'll sell 'em for...
**[14:49] Jashin**
*five* yen!
**[14:51] Yurine**
You're gonna be in so much debt.
**[14:56] Jashin**
I'll beat them in sales
using my superior ice!
**[15:00] Yurine**
That's not even the goal
you started with anymore.
**[15:00] Jashin**
Smooth and fluffy, smooth
and fluffy, smooth and fluffy!
**[15:05] Jashin**
Yusa and Koji!
**[15:06] Jashin**
This is the end for both of you!
**[15:10] Jashin**
Now, humans!
**[15:13] Jashin**
This is the best shaved ice of all!
**[15:16] Jashin**
Now buy it!
**[15:17] YakuzaA**
Pardon me, little snake girl.
**[15:20] Jashin**
Huh?
**[15:21] YakuzaA**
Did you get permission to do business here?
**[15:25] Jashin**
Uh... Permission?
**[15:28] Yusa**
We got permission.
***SIGN*** Permission Form
***SIGN*** Permission Form
***SIGN*** Permission Form
**[15:32] YakuzaA**
Looks like you didn't.
**[15:35] Jashin**
Buh... Wha... Uh...
**[15:36] YakuzaB**
You're gonna have to come with us.
**[15:40] YakuzaA**
Her bottom half's a snake, but I bet
we could make some money off the top half.
**[15:46] YakuzaB**
The snake part ain't half bad, either.
**[15:50] Yusa**
She looks like she wants some help.
**[15:53] Yurine**
No, that face is saying,
"I'm fine. Don't worry."
**[15:58] DevilA**
Step right up! It's steaming hot!
***SIGN*** Devil Shaved Ice
***SIGN*** m 0 0 l 100 0 100 100 0 100
***SIGN*** m 0 0 l 100 0 100 100 0 100
***SIGN*** m 0 -5 l 100 0 100 100 0 100
***SIGN*** m 0 -10 l 100 0 100 100 0 100
***SIGN*** Grape
***SIGN*** Melon
***SIGN*** Anko
***SIGN*** Curry
***SIGN*** Curry Shaved Ice
**[16:00] Chiba/Ozaki**
We'll take it!
**[16:08] Pekola**
There.
**[16:09] Pekola**
That should do it.
**[16:15] Pekola**
So heavy...
**[16:17] Pekola**
And I've barely eaten anything,
so I have no strength...
**[16:25] Pekola**
What is such a big rock doing here?
**[16:29] Pekola**
If only I had my halo,
I could turn it into bread...
**[16:37] Pekola**
Now I have enough water
for today and tomorrow.
**[16:42] Pekola**
It's all torn up here.
**[16:45] Pekola**
There we go.
**[16:49] Poporon**
I found you, Pekola-sama.
**[16:52] Pekola**
Y-You're the apprentice angel!
**[16:55] Poporon**
Poporon.
**[16:57] Poporon**
And I'm not an apprentice
anymore. I'm an angel.
***SIGN*** m 0 0 l 0 0 l 23 0 b 24 0 24 1 24 1 l 24 14 b 24 15 23 15 23 15 l -21 15 b -21 15 -22 15 -22 14 l -22 1 b -22 1 -22 1 -22 1 b -22 1 -22 0 -21 0 l -21 0 b -21 0 -21 0 -21 0 b -21 0 -21 0 -21 0
***SIGN*** Angel Apprentices
**[17:03] Poporon**
You didn't show up on the angel radar app.
**[17:06] Poporon**
You were very hard to find.
**[17:08] Pekola**
As you can see, I've lost my halo,
**[17:11] Pekola**
so I couldn't even contact
anyone about getting home!
**[17:14] Poporon**
Oh, so that's why you weren't on the radar.
***SIGN*** The specified angel could not be found
**[17:18] Pekola**
I waited for so long for someone
to come and get me...
**[17:20] Pekola**
Now I can finally, *finally* return to Heaven!
**[17:25] Pekola**
The first thing I want to do is take
a good, long soak in the big bath...
**[17:30] Pekola**
And after my bath, I'll drink
some nectar and eat until I'm full,
**[17:35] Pekola**
and then, I'll sleep comfortably
in a nice, warm bed.
**[17:38] Pekola**
Now, hurry up and take me back to Heaven—
**[17:42] Pekola**
Huh?
**[17:44] Poporon**
Bye-bye, Pekola-sama.
**[17:54] Poporon**
Hey, don't jump out of the way.
**[17:56] Pekola**
Wh-What is going on?
**[17:59] Poporon**
Here comes the next one!
**[18:01] Poporon**
One, two...
**[18:02] Poporon**
Yakisoba!
**[18:13] Pekola**
Wh-Why?
**[18:16] Poporon**
Well, you see, since you
went missing, I'm filling in for you.
**[18:24] Poporon**
But if you came back,
I'd be sent back to my previous position.
**[18:28] Poporon**
And then, my fun days of bossing
the other angels around would end.
**[18:33] Pekola**
Wait, I don't understand...
**[18:37] Poporon**
Ugh! You're so infuriatingly stupid!
**[18:40] Poporon**
So long as you don't come back,
I can continue having fun every day!
**[18:46] Pekola**
So you're saying you didn't come
to take me back home, but to...
**[18:52] Poporon**
I came to eliminate you.
**[18:56] Pekola**
*I thought...*
**[18:58] Pekola**
*I thought I'd finally get to go home...*
**[19:01] Pekola**
*I can't believe this is happening...*
**[19:05] Poporon**
I sure am lucky.
**[19:06] Poporon**
If you can't use your angel powers,
**[19:09] Poporon**
aren't you just a lump of meat?
**[19:11] Pekola**
Meat...
**[19:12] Poporon**
Or maybe just garbage.
**[19:13] Pekola**
Garbage...
**[19:13] Poporon**
That makes it so easy.
**[19:16] Pekola**
I always sensed there was something
about you that wasn't very angelic,
**[19:20] Pekola**
but I had no idea it was this severe.
**[19:23] Poporon**
I'm not an angel because I'm fit to be one.
**[19:27] Poporon**
I'm an angel because I was *born* to be one.
**[19:34] Jashin**
Heya, slay ya.
**[19:37] Jashin**
What? Were you busy?
**[19:39] Poporon**
*Why is a devil here?*
**[19:41] Jashin**
Here's some curry.
Yurine told me to bring it to you.
**[19:45] Pekola**
C-Curry!
**[19:47] Pekola**
B-But I can't accept charity from a witch.
**[19:50] Jashin**
What? You saying you can't eat my curry?
**[19:52] Poporon**
Excuse me...
**[19:54] Jashin**
It's really tasty.
**[19:56] Poporon**
Hey!
**[19:57] Poporon**
You're in my way!
**[19:59] Poporon**
I'll eliminate you later, all right?
**[20:01] Poporon**
So move!
**[20:08] Poporon**
What is this potato-filled slop, anyway?
**[20:11] Poporon**
Would you just go away?
**[20:12] (Flashback) Jashin**
It tastes great.
**[20:14] (Flashback) Jashin**
Curry's best the day after it's made.
**[20:17] (Flashback) Jashin**
It needs lots of time to cook. The third day!
**[20:24] Jashin**
Garam masala!
**[20:28] Jashin**
Jashin-chan Dropkick!
**[20:33] Jashin**
Spicy!
**[20:35] Jashin**
What do you think you're
doing to my curry, you brat?!
**[20:39] Jashin**
You can waste human lives all you want,
**[20:41] Jashin**
but don't you dare waste food!
**[20:46] Jashin**
The packing tape!
**[20:46] Pekola**
H-Here!
**[20:56] Man**
Kazuyo, this is my revenge
for you dumping me.
***SIGN*** Suicide Note
**[21:02] Man**
God, forgive me for wasting this life.
**[21:16] Man**
I don't wanna die! Save me! Mommy!
**[21:27] Pekola**
*Poporon is gone...*
**[21:29] Jashin**
So who was that, anyway?
**[21:31] Pekola**
Oh, uh...
**[21:32] Jashin**
I guess it doesn't matter anymore.
**[21:34] Jashin**
I'm hungry after all that running.
**[21:37] Jashin**
Let's go.
**[21:39] Jashin**
Yurine won't believe me if I tell her
some weird chick dumped the curry.
**[21:43] Jashin**
If she's just gonna make me bring you more,
you might as well eat at the house with us.
**[21:49] Pekola**
B-But a devil's cooking...
**[21:51] Jashin**
Quit complaining and come with me.
**[21:55] Jashin**
You should never let curry go to waste.
**[22:01] Pekola**
*Well, she* did *save me today.*
**[23:40] Jashin**
A girl who hid her face all her life now
walks with confidence in the sun's rays.
**[23:46] Jashin**
But this happiness would only
last but a brief moment.
**[23:49] Jashin**
*Dropkick on My Devil* returns next time
with a Tope in Reversa to your heart!
# E7 -
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**[01:35] Jashin**
I wanted to stop by the arcade.
**[01:37] Jashin**
The latest in the fruit figure series,
the mango, is out.
**[01:41] Jashin**
But I bought frozen food today, so I can't.
***SIGN*** Shirokuma Almond Jelly
***SIGN*** Shirokuma Almond Jelly
***SIGN*** Shirokuma Almond Jelly
***SIGN*** Shirokuma Almond Jelly
***SIGN*** Shirokuma Almond Jelly
***SIGN*** Shirokuma Almond Jelly
**[01:46] Jashin**
Too bad.
**[01:47] Jashin**
Man, I want a mango...
**[01:49] Poporon**
Here she comes.
**[01:50] Jashin**
'Cause it's lukewarm...
**[02:02] Poporon**
I'm over here.
**[02:04] Poporon**
How'd you like the power of my Light Sword?
**[02:07] Jashin**
Sword?
**[02:08] Poporon**
You had some nerve to do
what you did last time, Potato!
**[02:11] Jashin**
*Pota...?*
**[02:12] Jashin**
My name's not Potato! It's Jashin-chan!
**[02:15] Jashin**
And who are you, anyway?!
**[02:18] Poporon**
I'm Poporon-chan, the angel you
wrapped up and flung into the ocean!
**[02:29] Jashin**
Did that happen?
**[02:31] Poporon**
Don't tell me you forgot!
**[02:35] Jashin**
The Shirokuma almond jelly Yurine asked
me to buy! H-H-H-How could you do this?!
**[02:39] Poporon**
Huh? What even is this stuff?
Just shut up and listen to—
**[02:43] Jashin**
*Oh no... This won't end well!*
**[02:46] (Flashback) Yurine**
If you can't even do a shopping run right...
***SIGN*** Wahhhhhhhhh
**[02:56] Jashin**
Damn you! First, it was my slow-cooked curry,
and now you've ruined my almond jelly!
**[03:01] Poporon**
Who cares?
**[03:02] Jashin**
Say what?!
**[03:04] Jashin**
I should've gone to the arcade
instead of running that errand!
**[03:08] Jashin**
I bet I would've won it today!
I could've had that mango!
**[03:08] Poporon**
I can't accept things as they stand!
**[03:11] Poporon**
An angel can't just lose to a devil!
**[03:13] Jashin**
I could've had the mango...
Fresh mangos are so yummy...
**[03:16] Poporon**
Listen to me!
**[03:17] Jashin**
Huh?
**[03:18] Poporon**
You devils are nothing but an eyesore!
You're an inferior species unworthy of life!
**[03:23] Poporon**
Would you just go away?!
**[03:25] Jashin**
Nope.
**[03:26] Poporon**
Yes! Go away!
**[03:27] Jashin**
Nope. Not gonna.
**[03:28] Jashin**
Never going away.
**[03:30] Poporon**
You're pissing me off! Just die!
**[03:35] Poporon**
What?!
**[03:35] Jashin**
I've been practicing catching
swords in case of surprise attacks.
**[03:40] Poporon**
Impossible... How?
**[03:42] Poporon**
Are you okay? Your hand's impaled on a spike.
**[03:44] Jashin**
Ow! That hurts!
**[03:46] Poporon**
What are you, an idiot?
**[03:48] Jashin**
You keep making fun of devils!
**[03:51] Jashin**
Are you that much better?!
Who's an angel, anyway?
**[04:03] Jashin**
What is this? I feel as if
power is rising within me!
**[04:08] Jashin**
After absorbing the power of an angel,
**[04:11] Jashin**
Jashin-chan is now a Super Jashin-chan,
a fusion of good and evil!
**[04:14] Poporon**
My halo had that much power?!
**[04:18] Jashin**
Guess not.
**[04:19] Jashin**
Aw, I guess it was just really shiny!
**[04:22] Jashin**
What a letdown!
**[04:24] Poporon**
But without my halo, I can't use my powers!
**[04:27] Jashin**
Yay!
**[04:29] Jashin**
What'd you call that? The Light Sword?
**[04:32] Jashin**
Without your powers,
I guess it's just a spiky bat now, huh?
**[04:35] Jashin**
What are you gonna do?
**[04:38] Jashin**
And now the inferior species,
the devil, gets her turn!
**[04:41] Jashin**
I'm getting all excited now!
**[04:44] Jashin**
Here I go!
**[04:46] Jashin**
Get... ready... for...
**[04:50] Poporon**
Hey...
**[04:51] Poporon**
Hey, did you really take me
seriously? I was just kidding.
**[04:54] Poporon**
It's better for angels and devils
to get along, right?
**[04:57] Poporon**
I'm opposed to Armageddons!
**[04:59] Poporon**
Good day to you!
**[05:01] Jashin**
She was pretty cunning for an angel.
**[05:03] Jashin**
She reminds me of someone...
**[05:06] DevilA**
Here's who!
**[05:07] Jashin**
Oh, right!
**[05:08] Jashin**
The Shirokuma almond jelly!
**[05:11] Jashin**
She's gonna kill me for sure.
**[05:15] Poporon**
It's the perfect weapon for an angel, no?
**[05:21] Minos**
Medusa told me about this
great curry place the other day.
**[05:25] Minos**
It's called Manten,
and their servings are huge!
**[05:27] Jashin**
*Once again...*
**[05:28] Minos**
It was so good! And the staff was so cheerful
that it felt like such a great place to be!
**[05:29] Jashin**
* Yurine swapped the super-thin castella*
* I tried to serve Minos back to me.*
**[05:33] Yurine**
Cool. Where's Medusa today?
**[05:36] Minos**
Oh, she said she was going out with a friend.
**[05:39] Jashin**
A friend?!
**[05:40] Minos**
What's wrong, Jashin-chan?
**[05:42] Jashin**
*A friend? Medusa has...*
**[05:44] Jashin**
*another friend besides me?!*
**[05:47] Medusa**
A-T-M.
***SIGN*** A(migo-ship) T(erminated) M(oocher)
**[05:51] Jashin**
*That traitor!*
**[05:51] Minos**
Jashin-chan? Hey, Jashin-chan? What's wrong?
**[05:53] Jashin**
* She never had anyone she could*
* go out with other than me before!*
**[05:55] Minos**
Answer me! Hey, can I eat that? Huh?
**[06:01] Jashin**
I'll blow up her phone!
I'll get her here right now!
***SIGN*** DAI
***SIGN*** DAI
**[06:07] DevilA**
Daimaru-yaki!
***SIGN*** DAI
***SIGN*** DAI
***SIGN*** DAI
***SIGN*** DAI
***SIGN*** DAI
***SIGN*** DAI
***SIGN*** DAI
***SIGN*** DAI
***SIGN*** DAI
***SIGN*** DAI
**[06:10] Minos**
Well, I gotta get to my part-time job.
**[06:16] Jashin**
You absolute hussy! I heard all about it!
Who'd you make friends with, huh?!
**[06:20] Jashin**
Who do you have that you can
go out with other than me?!
**[06:23] Medusa**
Uh... That's...
**[06:26] Jashin**
Seriously? You're gonna give me
a "How'd you find out?" face?
**[06:29] Jashin**
How shameless can you be, you hussy?!
Are you some kinda dancing queen?!
**[06:33] Yurine**
Are you jealous?
**[06:35] Yurine**
Who Medusa goes out with is her choice.
**[06:38] Jashin**
I-I'm not jealous at all!
**[06:41] Jashin**
I don't care what this basic,
low-ranked chick does.
**[06:44] Jashin**
I just find it unforgivable
for some reason!
**[06:46] Yurine**
I think that's what you call being jealous.
**[06:48] Jashin**
Just tell me already!
Who'd you go out with, you traitor?!
**[06:52] Medusa**
U-Uh, it was...
**[06:56] Jashin**
So you *do* feel guilty. So guilty
you can't even bear to tell me!
**[07:00] Jashin**
After all those times you said you loved me!
What's your problem?!
**[07:02] Yurine**
Well, I think I'll go to the bookstore.
**[07:05] Jashin**
Save that for later!
**[07:07] Jashin**
I want you to hear every last detail
of this hussy's dastardly deeds!
**[07:10] Yurine**
Do you ever shut up?
**[07:13] Medusa**
You're so cruel, Jashin-chan.
**[07:15] Medusa**
Do you have to keep calling me
"hussy" and "traitor"?
**[07:18] Jashin**
C-Cry all you want.
I still won't forgive you.
**[07:20] Jashin**
Why don't you just explain
what this is all about?
**[07:24] Medusa**
I didn't tell you because
I thought I wasn't supposed to.
**[07:27] Jashin**
Huh?
**[07:28] Medusa**
You're the one who told me not to.
***SIGN*** A Few Days Prior
**[07:31] DevilA**
A few days prior...
***SIGN*** A Few Days Prior
***SIGN*** A Few Days Prior
***SIGN*** A Few Days Prior
***SIGN*** A Few Days Prior
***SIGN*** A Few Days Prior
***SIGN*** A Few Days Prior
***SIGN*** A Few Days Prior
**[07:34] Jashin**
I got so hung up on getting that figure
at the arcade, I blew 5,000 yen on it.
***SIGN*** Fruit
***SIGN*** Figure
***SIGN*** Grapes
**[07:39] Jashin**
What's with this stupid figure, anyway?!
*Grapes*?! Who the hell even needs this?!
***SIGN*** Fruit
***SIGN*** Figure
***SIGN*** Grapes
***SIGN*** Fruit
***SIGN*** Figure
***SIGN*** Grapes
**[07:43] Jashin**
I got too serious because of the mango!
**[07:47] Jashin**
I burned through all my spending money!
**[07:51] Jashin**
Medusa, do you love me?
**[07:55] Medusa**
Where'd that come from? Of course I love you.
**[08:00] Jashin**
I can't go on living without money!
**[08:02] Jashin**
What am I supposed to do now?!
**[08:05] Medusa**
Don't cry, Jashin-chan.
**[08:07] Medusa**
It'll be okay. I'll just work more.
**[08:09] Jashin**
What? You will?
**[08:10] Medusa**
I'll protect you, Jashin-chan!
**[08:12] Jashin**
Really?
**[08:13] Jashin**
Aw, I'm sorry. I wasn't saying it
to get you to do that or anything.
**[08:19] Medusa**
Okay.
**[08:19] Jashin**
But don't tell them you want
more work because of me.
**[08:22] Jashin**
It'd make me the bad guy.
**[08:24] Medusa**
Okay, I won't.
**[08:27] Medusa**
So I told Minos I was going out
with a friend to cover it up.
**[08:30] Medusa**
I wasn't even sure if I should
talk about it in front of Yurine-san...
**[08:34] Medusa**
But you keep being mean, calling me a hussy
and a traitor and saying I kept quiet
**[08:38] Medusa**
because I felt guilty...
**[08:40] Jashin**
Hey, Yurine, why don't you
go to the bookstore?
**[08:43] Jashin**
Guess it's too late now, huh?
**[08:46] Jashin**
But "hussy" is just wrong.
Who called you a hussy?
**[08:49] Jashin**
Dancing queen? In this case,
you're more like "Money, Money, Money."
**[08:55] Medusa**
They're both mean!
**[08:56] Yurine**
Jashin-chan...
**[08:57] Yurine**
You really are the
absolute worst, aren't you?
**[09:01] Yurine**
I actually feel sorry for you.
**[09:03] Yurine**
I know you're a devil,
but you'd really sink *that* low?
**[09:09] Jashin**
Huh? You're not gonna do anything to me?
**[09:11] Yurine**
Medusa, I'll walk you to the station.
**[09:14] Medusa**
Okay...
***SIGN*** DAI
***SIGN*** DAI
**[09:15] DevilA**
Nom.
**[09:20] Jashin**
*What is this feeling?*
**[09:22] Jashin**
* Why did Yurine look at me*
* like she'd given up on everything?*
**[09:27] Jashin**
* It was as if she didn't even*
* consider me worth punishing this time.*
**[09:36] Jashin**
M-My stomach hurts!
**[09:40] Jashin**
And my acid reflux is acting up!
**[09:46] Yurine**
Are you crying?
**[09:48] Jashin**
No, I'm not.
**[09:50] Yurine**
Are you puking, then?
Don't make a mess in my closet.
***SIGN*** Open
***SIGN*** Menu
***SIGN*** Cutlet Curry
***SIGN*** Croquette Curry
***SIGN*** Shumai Curry
***SIGN*** Wiener Curry
***SIGN*** Jumbo Curry
***SIGN*** Large Curry
***SIGN*** Regular Curry
***SIGN*** Yen
***SIGN*** Yen
***SIGN*** Yen
***SIGN*** Yen
***SIGN*** Yen
***SIGN*** Yen
***SIGN*** Yen
**[10:14] Staff**
Welcome.
**[10:17] Minos**
Heya.
**[10:19] Medusa**
Minos...
**[10:21] Minos**
I've got a message from Jashin-chan.
**[10:24] Minos**
She wanted me to give this to you.
**[10:26] Staff**
Thank you for waiting.
***SIGN*** Dear Medusa
***SIGN*** I might possibly have been just a tiny bit wrong yesterday.
***SIGN*** So to make up for it,
I'll spend today with you.
***SIGN*** I'll be waiting in
Shibuya at 1:00.
***SIGN*** Jashin-chan
***SIGN*** Dear Medusa
***SIGN*** I might possibly have been just a tiny bit wrong yesterday.
***SIGN*** So to make up for it,
I'll spend today with you.
***SIGN*** I'll be waiting in
Shibuya at 1:00.
***SIGN*** Jashin-chan
**[10:31] Jashin**
* I might possibly have been*
* just a tiny bit wrong yesterday.*
**[10:38] Jashin**
* So to make up for it,*
* I'll spend today with you.*
**[10:43] Jashin**
*I'll be waiting in Shibuya at 1:00.*
**[10:48] Medusa**
Jashin-chan...
**[10:49] Minos**
She was apparently outside my place
last night, yelling about having no money,
**[10:54] Minos**
but I was asleep and didn't even notice.
**[10:57] Minos**
I just found that in my newspaper box.
**[11:00] Medusa**
It's okay! That's why I asked for more work!
**[11:03] Medusa**
Whenever Jashin-chan's
in trouble, I have her back!
**[11:06] Medusa**
Gotta go!
**[11:07] Minos**
Wait, your curry!
**[11:08] Medusa**
You can have it! Sorry, Minos!
**[11:10] Medusa**
I'll leave the money here!
**[11:12] Staff**
Thank you.
**[11:13] Minos**
Heck yeah!
**[11:15] Medusa**
I know! I'll wear the things
I bought the other day!
**[11:18] Medusa**
It might be a nice surprise for Jashin-chan!
**[11:21] Yurine**
Weren't you going out?
**[11:23] Jashin**
I'm leaving soon. We're meeting up at 1pm.
I think I'll get there right on time.
**[11:29] Yurine**
Really?
**[11:30] Eyeball**
Ding, ding!
**[11:31] Jashin**
That sound...
**[11:33] Eyeball**
Congratulations, Jashin-chan-sama.
You have leveled up.
**[11:37] Yurine**
What is this thing?
**[11:39] Jashin**
It's Eyeball-chan, a lower devil
that delivers messages.
**[11:42] Yurine**
Huh...
**[11:43] Eyeball**
I've come to inform you that you have
earned a reward for leveling up.
**[11:49] Jashin**
Yay!
**[11:50] Yurine**
What happens when you level up?
**[11:53] Jashin**
You get a reward and
all kinds of other bonuses.
**[11:56] Yurine**
Bonuses?
**[11:58] Jashin**
A free train pass,
a voucher for a fancy hotel,
**[12:02] Jashin**
coupons for huge discounts
at the grocery store...
**[12:05] Jashin**
and a bunch of other things.
**[12:07] Yurine**
The hell? Is that like discount
coupons for stockholders?
**[12:10] Jashin**
Wait... I didn't kill anything
big enough to level up, though.
**[12:15] Eyeball**
Because you ate an angel's halo
and nullified her powers,
**[12:19] Eyeball**
you have been granted
a special exception to level up.
**[12:22] Jashin**
For real?! I'll eat more, then!
Time to go angel-hunting!
**[12:25] Eyeball**
Because you are a pitiful devil
who cannot return to Hell,
**[12:29] Eyeball**
to congratulate you on leveling up...
**[12:31] Eyeball**
Satan-sama has sent this.
***SIGN*** Satan's Tears
***SIGN*** Satan's Tears
***SIGN*** Satan's Tears
**[12:34] Jashin**
What's that?
***SIGN*** Satan's Tears
**[12:36] Eyeball**
It would take too long to explain,
***SIGN*** Satan's Tears
**[12:38] Eyeball**
but it is a side product of
Satan-sama's magic research.
**[12:41] Yurine**
This'll take a while, won't it?
I'm gonna eat my Puttsun Pudding.
**[12:42] Eyeball**
As a result of some spell or other
being performed on some recipe or other,
***SIGN*** Puttsun Pudding
***SIGN*** Puttsun Pudding
**[12:47] Eyeball**
this Super Ultra Exciting Galaxy
Sentimental Dream is made as...
**[12:53] Eyeball**
And that's what it is.
**[12:54] Jashin**
Huh. So if I drink this,
I'll get really powerful?
**[12:58] Eyeball**
Yes.
**[12:59] Jashin**
For real? I might be able to kill Yurine!
**[13:02] Eyeball**
Well, I have fulfilled my duty, so...
**[13:05] Eyeball**
Farewell!
**[13:07] Yurine**
It blew up...
**[13:08] Jashin**
Sniffle, sniffle.
**[13:09] Jashin**
Eyeball-chan dies once
it's delivered its message.
**[13:14] Yurine**
That's intense.
**[13:15] Jashin**
But devils that die in the human realm
reincarnate in Hell right away,
**[13:19] Jashin**
and they're always reborn
a rank higher, so it's all good.
**[13:23] Yurine**
Huh.
**[13:24] Jashin**
Eyeball-chan, I accept this with gratitude.
**[13:32] Jashin**
Whoa, that stinks!
**[13:33] Jashin**
I-Is this really safe to drink?!
***SIGN*** Jashin-chan
***SIGN*** This is totally safe to drink
***SIGN*** Satan
**[13:39] Jashin**
Uh... You know what?
**[13:41] Jashin**
I bet it's one of those things that
smells awful, but tastes... pretty okay...
**[13:46] Yurine**
If you're gonna drink it,
do it already. It reeks.
**[13:52] Jashin**
It tastes as bad as it smells!
**[13:56] Yurine**
It's actually surprising
how unsurprising that is.
**[14:03] Yurine**
That's so good.
**[14:04] Jashin**
Who cares about Puttsun Pudding?!
I'm suffering here! Gimme a bite!
**[14:09] Yurine**
No. I eat every bite of my
own dessert. That's my policy.
**[14:13] Jashin**
Damn it! Then I'll just leave now
and get Medusa to buy me tons of sweets!
**[14:20] Jashin**
Ow! What the hell did I trip over?
There's nothing there.
**[14:23] Yurine**
Jashin-chan, you... Those...
**[14:27] Jashin**
Huh?
**[14:33] Medusa**
*I wonder if Jashin-chan will be surprised.*
**[14:37] Jashin**
Hey.
**[14:38] Medusa**
Huh? Jashin-chan?!
**[14:40] Medusa**
Why are you wearing clothes?
Wow, you look so cute!
**[14:43] Jashin**
I don't look cute. I look strong.
**[14:47] Jashin**
Sorry I kept you waiting.
**[14:48] Medusa**
Oh, it's totally okay.
**[14:50] Medusa**
I just got here a little early, that's all.
**[14:52] Medusa**
I did get some weird looks because
I've been here all this time, but... huh?
**[14:58] Medusa**
Jashin-chan... You have legs?
**[15:01] Jashin**
*She finally noticed, huh?*
**[15:03] (Flashback) Yurine**
You... Those...
**[15:06] (Flashback) Jashin**
I've grown legs!
**[15:08] (Flashback) Yurine**
Is it because of this?
***SIGN*** Satan's Tears
**[15:10] (Flashback) Jashin**
It must be!
**[15:11] (Flashback) Jashin**
The message said I'd get a lot more
powerful. I guess this is what it meant.
**[15:16] (Flashback) Yurine**
You'll make life rough for the
animators if you stay naked.
**[15:19] (Flashback) Yurine**
Wear this for now.
**[15:23] (Flashback) Jashin**
By the way, are these panties new?
**[15:26] (Flashback) Yurine**
I've never worn them, okay?!
**[15:28] Jashin**
* Medusa's gonna be so excited*
* when she sees me like this!*
**[15:34] Jashin**
So that's what happened. Surprised?
**[15:36] Medusa**
I can't believe Satan-sama gave you
a reward like that! You're amazing!
**[15:41] Jashin**
Wait, where's your paper bag?
**[15:45] Medusa**
I had contacts made that
block my petrification power.
**[15:49] Jashin**
What?! That's awesome!
**[15:51] Jashin**
So you'll be able to walk around in the
human realm without the bag now?
**[15:55] Medusa**
Yep!
**[15:57] Jashin**
Good for you, Medusa.
**[16:01] Medusa**
Oh, Jashin-chan!
**[16:04] Medusa**
I want to wear clothes like yours.
**[16:07] Medusa**
Let's pick some out!
**[16:16] Medusa**
Isn't this cute?
**[16:18] Jashin**
They all look the same to me.
**[16:20] Medusa**
Ta-da! What do you think?
**[16:22] Jashin**
You look great.
**[16:24] Medusa**
Really?! I'm so happy!
**[16:26] Medusa**
It's so nice not needing to wear
a bag on my head around town.
**[16:30] Medusa**
It made it so much harder to see
the sights. This is much more fun!
**[16:34] Jashin**
* Medusa seems to be enjoying*
* herself a lot more than usual.*
**[16:37] Jashin**
*She must've really hated that bag.*
**[16:41] Medusa**
You're happy to have legs now, too, aren't you?
You're enjoying yourself more than usual.
**[16:45] Jashin**
Th-That's not true.
It's really drafty and uncomfortable.
**[16:49] GuyA**
What's this?
**[16:50] GuyA**
There are angels in Shibuya!
**[16:52] GuyB**
Hey, you super cute angels.
Wanna get some tea with us?
**[16:55] Jashin**
We're devils!
**[16:57] Medusa**
We got hit on!
**[16:58] Jashin**
They'll have to wait ten
billion years before trying again.
**[17:10] Medusa**
This is pretty amazing! And tasty!
**[17:13] Jashin**
I don't understand human
standards for cuteness.
**[17:18] Jashin**
Let's go check that out later.
**[17:19] Medusa**
What is that? It's so big!
**[17:22] Jashin**
It's the Unicorn.
***SIGN*** Jashin-chan is here in Tokyo somewhere...
**[17:44] Medusa**
Jashin-chan, look! The ocean!
**[17:47] OtakuA**
Are you okay?!
**[17:48] OtakuB**
You're not hurt?
***SIGN*** Moe
***SIGN*** Moe
***SIGN*** Moe
***SIGN*** Moe
**[17:50] Jashin**
Don't touch her!
**[17:51] Jashin**
Try again in 20 billion years!
**[17:53] Medusa**
I'm not used to these shoes, so I tripped.
**[17:56] Jashin**
Are you okay?
**[17:58] Jashin**
Medusa!
**[17:58] Jashin**
Your legs!
**[18:01] Medusa**
What's... happening?
**[18:03] Jashin**
Your legs are starting to petrify!
**[18:05] Jashin**
We need a place with fewer people!
**[18:07] Jashin**
Let's go over there!
**[18:10] Jashin**
Is it a side effect of your contacts?
**[18:14] Medusa**
Huh?
**[18:14] Jashin**
Take them out for a bit.
**[18:16] Medusa**
O-Okay...
**[18:21] Medusa**
I think it stopped.
**[18:24] Jashin**
I knew it.
**[18:25] Jashin**
There's no way your petrification
power can be blocked that easily.
**[18:29] Jashin**
Someone made you phony
contacts with side effects.
**[18:31] Jashin**
Once we get back to Hell,
I'm gonna file a complaint.
**[18:34] Medusa**
I'm sorry, Jashin-chan!
**[18:36] Medusa**
You took the time to spend today with me,
and I only caused trouble for you...
**[18:40] Medusa**
I thought I could finally walk
around without a paper bag...
**[18:45] Jashin**
Stop crying, Medusa!
**[18:47] Jashin**
I don't...
**[18:49] Jashin**
I don't think you've caused any trouble.
**[18:52] Jashin**
And there might be another
way besides the contacts.
**[18:56] Jashin**
So cheer up.
**[18:57] Medusa**
Yeah... You're right.
**[19:01] Jashin**
But I will never forgive
that crooked merchant!
**[19:05] Jashin**
Curse these phony contacts!
**[19:10] Jashin**
Huh?
**[19:12] Malphas**
Wait, what? Where am I? Huh?!
**[19:16] Medusa**
Oh, the one who sold me the contacts.
**[19:18] Malphas**
Oh! Thank you for your business!
**[19:20] Jashin**
You're the crooked merchant
who sold her these phony contacts?!
**[19:25] Jashin**
Dropkick in Odaiba!
**[19:31] Jashin**
Oh! My dropkick's a lot more powerful, too!
**[19:34] Jashin**
Maybe I'll be able to kill Yurine now!
**[19:38] Medusa**
Thank you!
**[19:39] Medusa**
You really are kind, Jashin-chan!
**[19:42] Jashin**
It's nothing like that.
**[19:44] Jashin**
He just pissed me off 'cause
he made you waste your money.
**[19:48] Jashin**
Your money is my money, after all.
**[19:51] Medusa**
Yes, yes.
**[19:56] Jashin**
We should head home now.
**[19:57] Medusa**
Yeah.
**[19:58] Jashin**
We'll be in a crowd, so...
**[20:00] Jashin**
You'll have to wear this paper bag.
**[20:03] Jashin**
Come on.
**[20:05] Jashin**
You can't walk until the
petrification wears off.
**[20:08] Medusa**
Okay.
**[20:10] Medusa**
Thanks, Jashin-chan. I'm not heavy, am I?
**[20:13] Jashin**
You sure are. Lose some weight.
**[20:15] Medusa**
You're so mean!
**[20:17] Jashin**
Hey, that's cold. Did you just drool on me?
**[20:21] Medusa**
I didn't drool!
**[20:28] Jashin**
Unseasonal snow?
**[20:52] Yurine**
What?!
**[20:54] Yurine**
So you carried Medusa on your back
all the way from Odaiba?
**[20:57] Jashin**
Even I'm worn out after that.
**[21:00] Medusa**
I'm sorry.
**[21:01] Yurine**
I guess you do have
a little bit of good in you.
**[21:04] Yurine**
Just a little bit.
**[21:05] Jashin**
And that's how I get you to let your
guard down with my "good devil" mode!
**[21:09] Jashin**
I've already confirmed
legs are stronger than a tail!
**[21:12] Jashin**
Die, Yurine! This will be the final episode
of the *Dropkick on My Devil!* anime!
**[21:17] Jashin**
Jashin-chan Dropkick:
**[21:18] Jashin**
We Have Enough Episodes Now, So We Can Run
a "Recap Episode for Reasons" Next Week...
**[21:24] Jashin**
The Final!
**[21:29] Jashin**
Ouch.
**[21:32] Jashin**
Huh?
**[21:33] Jashin**
My tail's back!
**[21:34] Yurine**
Looks like that potion wears off
after some time.
**[21:38] Jashin**
Shame I lost my power-up,
**[21:40] Jashin**
but this is the body I feel best in!
**[21:44] Jashin**
I'll get dinner ready now.
**[21:45] Yurine**
Hold it.
**[21:47] Yurine**
I finally managed to see just
a tiny bit of good in you earlier,
**[21:51] Yurine**
and you just brushed off my kindness...
**[21:54] Yurine**
and tried to kill me again, didn't you?
**[21:57] Yurine**
Since you got your tail back,
**[21:59] Yurine**
maybe we'll have live
snake for dinner tonight.
**[22:02] Jashin**
Please don't! I don't wanna be eaten alive!
**[22:06] Medusa**
Jashin-chan, thanks for everything today!
**[23:40] Jashin**
Two angels have had their wings ripped off
and bear the same scars on their heart,
**[23:44] Jashin**
though they are as
opposed as light and darkness.
**[23:47] Jashin**
And a devil surpasses time...
**[23:49] Jashin**
*Dropkick on My Devil* returns next time
with a Pallo Special to your heart!
# E8 -
Source: [Crunchyroll](https://www.crunchyroll.com/watch/G0DUNJPQQ/)
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***SIGN*** July 9th
***SIGN*** July 9th
***SIGN*** Life Theater
***SIGN*** Life
Theater
**[02:01] Jashin**
The goddess is smiling.
***SIGN*** July 9th
***SIGN*** July 9th
***SIGN*** Life
Theater
**[02:16] Jashin**
I lost again.
**[02:19] Jashin**
I shouldn't have even played!
**[02:22] Jashin**
Why did I bother playing?
**[02:23] Jashin**
How is my wallet empty
after just thirty minutes?
**[02:29] Jashin**
If I had never walked into this alley...
**[02:32] Jashin**
If I had ignored the special deal
and just gone to the grocery store...
**[02:37] Jashin**
This right hand whispers to me
that I should spin the reels.
**[02:42] Jashin**
Why does it tremble and groan so?!
**[02:44] Jashin**
Oh, life is so cruel!
**[02:48] Jashin**
God of time, please send me back to
before I entered this establishment!
***SIGN*** Jashin-chan's
Life Theater
***SIGN*** Fin
***SIGN*** Life
Theater
***SIGN*** Jashin-chan's
Life Theater
***SIGN*** Fin
***SIGN*** Jashin-chan's
Life Theater
***SIGN*** Fin
***SIGN*** Jashin-chan's
Life Theater
***SIGN*** Fin
***SIGN*** Jashin-chan's
Life Theater
***SIGN*** Fin
***SIGN*** Jashin-chan's
Life Theater
***SIGN*** Fin
***SIGN*** Jashin-chan's
Life Theater
***SIGN*** Fin
**[02:55] Medusa**
Jashin-chan!
**[02:56] Jashin**
Oh, ATM.
**[02:58] Medusa**
I was just on my way to see you.
**[03:01] Medusa**
Look! I bought Fresh Moon.
**[03:04] Jashin**
Fresh Moon?
***SIGN*** Fresh
Moon
**[03:06] Jashin**
Fresh... "New"...
**[03:09] Jashin**
"Moon"... The moon...
**[03:11] Jashin**
A new moon rises?
**[03:13] Jashin**
If I play now, I can win.
**[03:16] Jashin**
If I don't play now...
**[03:17] DevilA**
...then when?
**[03:19] Medusa**
What is it?
**[03:23] Jashin**
Please!
**[03:25] Jashin**
Please! Lend me 20,000 yen!
I'll pay you back double!
**[03:29] DevilA**
And then...
**[03:32] Yurine**
You absolute imbecile!
**[03:35] Yurine**
What was that about paying it back double?
**[03:37] Yurine**
That's not double anything. That's cobwebs.
**[03:40] Yurine**
You even spent all our dinner money.
**[03:44] Yurine**
My only choice now is to kill you.
**[03:47] Jashin**
Help me, Medusa!
**[03:49] Medusa**
Please forgive her!
She regrets what she's done!
**[03:52] Medusa**
She's a good girl deep down!
**[03:55] Medusa**
Right, Jashin-chan?
**[03:58] Medusa**
See? Just look at that smile!
**[04:02] Jashin**
R-Right in the face...
**[04:04] Yurine**
She's rotten to the core.
**[04:07] Medusa**
Are you okay?
**[04:09] Jashin**
Not in the least.
**[04:10] Yurine**
Honestly. I give you an allowance, don't I?
**[04:14] Yurine**
If you want to play around, limit it to that.
**[04:17] Jashin**
Okay.
**[04:17] Yurine**
And you'd better pay back the
20,000 yen you owe Medusa.
***SIGN*** Has no money
**[04:24] Yurine**
You *will* pay her back.
**[04:26] Jashin**
Yes'm!
**[04:27] Medusa**
Don't put yourself out.
Whenever you have it is fine.
**[04:30] Yurine**
Medusa, don't be soft on her.
**[04:33] Yurine**
I'm taking the grocery money
you wasted out of your allowance.
**[04:37] Yurine**
Here. Do the actual shopping this time.
**[04:41] Jashin**
You got it!
**[04:42] Jashin**
This time, I will complete my mission!
**[04:45] Jashin**
I won't make a mistake like that again!
**[04:49] Medusa**
Jashin-chan... Should I go with you?
**[04:55] Jashin**
No, it's okay.
**[04:56] Jashin**
I have to clean up my own messes.
**[04:59] Jashin**
And I'll win back her trust!
**[05:01] Medusa**
Jashin-chan!
**[05:04] Jashin**
Well, see ya later!
***SIGN*** I just can't find Jashin-chan anywhere.
***SIGN*** What is this?
***SIGN*** I heard Japan ranked 13th in the world for clean air...
***SIGN*** Life
Theater
**[05:39] Yurine**
Jashin-chan's late. You don't think she...
**[05:42] Medusa**
Let's have faith in Jashin-chan.
**[05:45] Medusa**
She's a good girl!
***SIGN*** Drug Abuse
***SIGN*** Have the guts
to say NO!
**[05:47] Poporon**
Don't go hitting up losing
machines or white powder!
**[05:52] Jashin**
Jashin-chan Dropkick!
**[05:54] Jashin**
In the back!
**[05:57] Pekola**
Malfoy...
**[05:59] Jashin**
The bread crusts are mine!
**[06:01] Jashin**
So long!
**[06:02] Pekola**
You have plenty of your own food!
Why must you always take mine?!
**[06:07] Pekola**
That was supposed to last three days...
**[06:10] Poporon**
Gosh, Pekola-sama, you really are pathetic.
**[06:14] Pekola**
Poporon!
**[06:15] Poporon**
I was thinking of splitting that devil's
head open when she let her guard down,
**[06:20] Poporon**
but you let her leave.
**[06:21] Poporon**
Come to think of it...
**[06:24] Poporon**
That devil came here to
bring you curry not long ago, too.
**[06:28] Poporon**
Don't tell me...
**[06:30] Poporon**
You're an angel,
yet you're friends with a devil?
**[06:33] Pekola**
Gulp.
**[06:40] Poporon**
Surely not...
**[06:42] Poporon**
Right?
**[06:47] Pekola**
N-No.
**[06:50] Pekola**
I'm not friends with her at all.
**[06:54] Pekola**
What happened to your halo?
**[06:57] Poporon**
That devil who was just here ate it.
**[06:59] Pekola**
*Ate* it?!
**[07:00] Jashin**
Tee-hee!
**[07:01] Pekola**
Wait, halos are edible?
**[07:04] Pekola**
Was it good? How was the flavor?
**[07:06] Pekola**
What tastes good with them?
What was the texture like?
**[07:09] Poporon**
How would I know? I'm not the one who ate it.
**[07:12] Pekola**
I never would have guessed halos were edible.
**[07:15] Pekola**
I bet they're as fluffy as meringue,
**[07:17] Pekola**
with a velvety texture like soft roe.
**[07:20] Pekola**
And I bet the gentle sweetness of vanilla
fills your mouth when you take a bite...
**[07:26] Pekola**
Wait, does that mean you can't
go back to Heaven, either?
**[07:30] Poporon**
I guess. I didn't tell anyone
I was coming to the human realm.
**[07:34] Poporon**
I'll just have to wait
until my halo regenerates.
**[07:37] Pekola**
I see...
**[07:40] Pekola**
Wait, "regenerates"?!
**[07:43] Poporon**
You didn't know that?
**[07:45] Poporon**
Halos regenerate over time.
**[07:49] Poporon**
Were you really a high-ranking angel?
**[07:53] Poporon**
Though there's no telling
if it'll regenerate tomorrow,
**[07:56] Poporon**
the day after, or a hundred years from now.
**[07:59] Pekola**
I see.
**[08:02] Pekola**
So either way, unless someone comes for us,
**[08:05] Pekola**
we'll just have to continue
living in the human realm.
**[08:09] Poporon**
I guess so.
**[08:25] Pekola**
Okay!
**[08:27] Pekola**
In that case, let's call a truce for now and
work together to live in the human realm!
**[08:32] Poporon**
Huh? What are you talking about?
**[08:35] Poporon**
Working together is just a pain in the neck.
**[08:38] Poporon**
I know you'd just hold me back
since you're so naïve.
**[08:43] Poporon**
So I'm just going to do things my way.
**[08:49] Poporon**
Well, goodbye.
**[09:02] DevilA**
Did you think it was a halo?
**[09:05] DevilA**
It's Baumkuchen.
**[09:09] Pekola**
Will Poporon really be all right on her own?
**[09:14] Pekola**
Japan is ranked 40th of the
easiest countries to live in,
**[09:17] Pekola**
ranked 40th of countries
foreigners want to live in,
**[09:20] Pekola**
ranked 51st in happiness,
**[09:22] Pekola**
ranked third of countries
devils want to live in,
**[09:25] Pekola**
and ranked 78th of countries
angels want to live in.
**[09:35] Pekola**
Almost... there...
**[09:42] Pekola**
Wait...
***SIGN*** LIFE
**[09:43] Pekola**
A fake coin?!
**[09:45] Pekola**
Oh, my Lord!
**[09:47] Barker**
It's an easy job. You offer your lap as a pillow
and clean people's ears for 2,000 yen per hour.
**[09:53] WomanA**
Well, as long as it's just
cleaning ears, I guess.
**[09:56] WomanB**
I'll do it!
**[09:58] ManA**
Just stay in the same building for a month
or so and take a drug at certain times,
**[10:02] ManA**
for 500,000 yen a month!
**[10:04] Hashira**
With that much money,
**[10:05] Hashira**
I could buy 71 copies of the 4k Ultra HD Blu-ray
with handshake event tickets included!
**[10:10] Man in Black**
It's easy work. Just talk rich-looking
nerds into buying paintings.
**[10:15] Man in Black**
You get a cut of the profits, too.
With your looks, you'll make a killing.
**[10:20] Lady**
Hmm, I don't know...
***SIGN*** An Angel's Work
***SIGN*** An Angel's Work
***SIGN*** New
***SIGN*** An Angel's Work
***SIGN*** An Angel's Work
***SIGN*** New
***SIGN*** An Angel's Work
***SIGN*** An Angel's Work
***SIGN*** New
**[10:31] Scout**
You're adorable! Just like an angel!
**[10:34] Scout**
I've got a great job with great pay
**[10:37] Scout**
that only adorable girls like
you can handle. How 'bout it?
**[10:40] Poporon**
Aw...
**[10:44] Pekola**
Honestly...
**[10:46] Pekola**
Poporon has no idea how hard it is
to get by in the human realm.
**[10:53] Poporon**
She may be impertinent...
**[10:57] Pekola**
but I can't abandon a fellow angel.
**[11:00] Pekola**
I have to convince her to work
hand-in-hand with me.
**[11:03] Pekola**
Besides, there aren't many respectable
employers that hire people without identi—
**[11:08] Poporon**
Thank you!
**[11:10] Saburo**
Thanks.
**[11:12] Poporon**
Here's your ramen with
a half order of fried rice!
**[11:14] Guy**
You're a real cutie.
***SIGN*** Ramen
**[11:16] Poporon**
Aw, really?
**[11:18] Pekola**
She found one.
**[11:27] Minos**
Mapo tofu is meant to be drunk!
**[11:31] Jashin**
Here.
**[11:32] Minos**
Thanks!
**[11:33] Yurine**
Peanuts?
**[11:34] Jashin**
An ogre is coming.
***SIGN*** (Ogre)
**[11:36] Yurine**
An ogre?
**[11:37] Jashin**
I called in an ogre from Hell
for the Setsubun ritual.
**[11:41] Yurine**
Oh, they have Setsubun in Hell, too?
**[11:44] Minos**
We sure do.
**[11:45] Minos**
And after we throw the beans,
we eat one for each year of our lives,
**[11:49] Minos**
which gets pretty insane.
**[11:51] (Flashback) Jashin**
Water... Water, please...
**[11:52] (Flashback) Medusa**
I can't eat any more...
**[11:53] (Flashback) Minos**
I... I can keep going...
**[11:57] Yurine**
Wow, so you observe
the same custom as Japan.
**[12:00] Jashin**
That ogre sure is late, though.
**[12:04] Jashin**
Yurine, when the ogre comes, throw
peanuts at it so it can't come in the house.
**[12:09] Jashin**
Then we'll have good luck all year,
and I'll be able to win at pachinko—
**[12:15] Jashin**
It's here!
**[12:16] Ogre**
I'm sorry! I sincerely apologize
for getting here slightly late!
**[12:21] Jashin**
Don't show up late, you worthless ogre!
**[12:24] Jashin**
Ogres out! Good luck in!
Ogres out! Good luck in!
**[12:28] Yurine**
Stop that!
**[12:30] Yurine**
Look how cute it is!
Don't you feel bad at all?
**[12:33] Ogre**
Oh, no. This is my job.
**[12:36] Jashin**
You fool!
**[12:38] Jashin**
How could you let it into the house?!
**[12:40] Jashin**
Now good luck won't come here!
**[12:43] Jashin**
I'll be flat broke for another year.
**[12:45] Yurine**
With you here, good luck was
never going to come, anyway.
**[12:48] Jashin**
I got in trouble because of you!
**[12:51] Ogre**
Owie!
**[12:52] Yurine**
What did I tell you?
**[12:55] Yurine**
Jashin-chan...
**[12:57] Yurine**
If you pick on this little one, I'll carve
you up bit by bit with a kebab knife.
**[13:02] (Flashback) Jashin**
Please stop! Hayama!
**[13:07] Jashin**
I'm sorry. I won't do it again.
**[13:10] Yurine**
Good.
**[13:11] Yurine**
Let's get back to celebrating Setsubun, then.
**[13:13] Minos**
Yeah, let's!
**[13:15] Minos**
With this little runt of an ogre, though?
**[13:19] Yurine**
Hold it for a sec.
**[13:22] Minos**
What's that?
**[13:23] Yurine**
A special bean-thrower.
**[13:25] Jashin**
Wha—
**[13:27] Yurine**
Ogres out!
**[13:36] Yurine**
That was great.
**[13:38] Yurine**
Ah, I feel much better now.
Good luck must really be headed my way.
***SIGN*** ° Minos accepted the responsibility
of eating all the beans.
**[13:44] DevilA**
Minos accepted the responsibility
of eating all the beans.
**[13:48] Minos**
Huh?! U-Uh, yeah! I'll eat them!
**[13:50] Minos**
All of... Wait, *all* of them?!
**[13:52] Jashin**
Who's she calling an ogre?
**[13:55] Jashin**
That's an insult to a high-ranking devil!
**[13:58] Jashin**
Ugh! Yurine ruined my Setsubun ritual!
**[14:02] Jashin**
I'm so irritated!
**[14:04] Jashin**
I'm gonna go pick on someone even weaker!
**[14:12] DevilA**
Convenience stores have been
pushing ehomaki as a new event food,
**[14:17] DevilA**
but it hasn't really caught on.
**[14:19] DevilA**
There are even roll cakes that look
like ehomaki but are actually dessert,
**[14:23] DevilA**
but they haven't caught on either.
**[14:26] DevilA**
What's gonna become of ehomaki?
**[14:36] Pekola**
So cold.
**[14:40] Pekola**
Doing hard physical labor every day
eventually starts to weigh on you,
**[14:45] Pekola**
both physically and mentally.
**[14:47] Pekola**
And it barely pays anything at all.
**[14:49] Pekola**
What's wrong with this country?
**[14:52] Pekola**
This is why Japan is ranked second of
countries where people sleep the least,
**[14:57] Pekola**
ranked last of countries where
people use up their paid leave,
**[15:00] Pekola**
114th in the worldwide
gender equality ranking,
**[15:03] Pekola**
ranked second of countries
devils want to live in,
**[15:06] Pekola**
and ranked 145th of countries
angels want to live in.
**[15:09] Pekola**
Ow!
**[15:10] Jashin**
Ogres out.
**[15:11] Pekola**
Ow!
**[15:13] Jashin**
Angels, die.
**[15:14] Pekola**
Hey! Stop that!
**[15:17] Pekola**
This is not who I want to deal
with when I'm exhausted...
**[15:21] Pekola**
Wasting food is never a good thing.
**[15:25] Pekola**
This isn't like you.
***SIGN*** You can waste human lives
all you want, but don't you
dare waste food!
by Jashin-chan
**[15:28] Jashin**
So there! By Jashin-chan.
**[15:31] Pekola**
It was on the ground, but it's still good!
**[15:33] Pekola**
I don't follow the three-second rule.
I have my own thirty-second rule!
**[15:37] Jashin**
It's fine.
**[15:39] Jashin**
If it's dirty, just take it
out of the shell and eat it.
**[15:44] Pekola**
That's good!
**[15:45] Pekola**
There's one here, too!
Oh, and over here, too!
**[15:50] Jashin**
You can have the bag.
**[15:51] Pekola**
What?!
**[15:52] Jashin**
And also this.
**[15:54] Jashin**
Yurine said to bring it to you.
**[15:56] Pekola**
It's so long!
**[15:57] Pekola**
Is it some kind of norimaki?
**[16:00] Jashin**
It's called ehomaki.
**[16:02] Jashin**
They say if you eat it while facing in
a certain direction, you'll have good luck.
**[16:06] Jashin**
This year's direction is that way.
**[16:08] Jashin**
Don't eat it inside your cardboard house.
**[16:11] Jashin**
It'll poke right through.
**[16:13] Pekola**
I'll eat it outside.
**[16:14] Jashin**
Okay, I'm going home.
**[16:16] Jashin**
I have to make an ehomaki for Yurine, too.
**[16:19] Pekola**
Um...
**[16:21] Pekola**
Thank you.
**[16:27] Jashin**
Ehomaki is so yummy!
**[16:30] Pekola**
Eho...
**[16:31] Pekola**
This way, huh?
**[16:33] Pekola**
Okay! N-Now, good luck really will come to...
**[16:40] Pekola**
Thirty-second rule!
**[16:44] Pekola**
It's delicious! Maybe good luck
really *will* come my way!
**[16:49] Boy**
That lady ate an ehomaki
that fell on the ground!
**[16:53] Boy**
She ate it off the ground,
and now she's choking!
**[16:56] Mom**
Don't ever try that.
**[16:57] Boy**
C'mon, even I know not to do that!
**[17:05] Pekola**
Huh? I felt as if I was returning
to Heaven for a moment there...
**[17:09] Pekola**
Did I imagine it?
**[17:11] Pekola**
Will good luck ever come to me?
**[17:21] Yurine**
It's so cute!
***SIGN*** Card Usage
***SIGN*** Account:
***SIGN*** Name:
***SIGN*** Medusa-sama
***SIGN*** Amount Billed:
***SIGN*** Item
***SIGN*** Quantity
***SIGN*** Price
***SIGN*** Pineapple and Pen
***SIGN*** Amazoness
**[17:23] Yurine**
You used Medusa's card
number to blow 100,000 yen
**[17:27] Yurine**
on social network game microtransactions?
**[17:31] Yurine**
So it wasn't just pachinko. And you had the
nerve to ask her to lend you money yesterday?
**[17:36] Jashin**
Upsy-daisy...
**[17:40] Yurine**
Hiding won't help you.
**[17:43] Jashin**
Medusa! Yurine caught me because
you brought that statement over!
**[17:48] Medusa**
B-But I was worried that you'd
became a social network game addict!
**[17:52] Jashin**
That's none of your business!
Quit playing the victim, you dumbass!
**[17:56] Yurine**
Medusa's the victim here.
**[17:58] Jashin**
I give! I give! I give!
**[18:00] Yurine**
And Medusa, why'd you
give her your card number?
**[18:04] Medusa**
I thought as long as
I didn't give her my PIN...
**[18:06] Yurine**
Don't give out the number, either!
**[18:08] Jashin**
Hey, c'mon. Don't pick on Medusa.
**[18:11] Jashin**
Zoom!
**[18:13] Yurine**
You should've known she'd
abuse it if you gave it to her.
**[18:16] Yurine**
Get a new card as soon as
you get back to Hell.
**[18:20] Medusa**
Okay.
**[18:21] Yurine**
Honestly...
**[18:22] Yurine**
All you ever do is make trouble for Medusa.
**[18:25] Jashin**
I'll pay it back all at once eventually.
**[18:28] Yurine**
How are you going to do that?
You don't have a job.
**[18:30] Jashin**
Huh?
**[18:34] Jashin**
I could sell clothes I don't wear...
**[18:37] Jashin**
*A sale already!*
**[18:39] Jashin**
Borrow money from Medusa
to bet at the races...
**[18:42] (Flashback) Jashin**
Go! Go! Get in there!
**[18:43] (Flashback) Jashin**
Get in there or I'll put
a blade in you, damn it!
**[18:48] Yurine**
Why does it never even occur
to you to earn money by working?
**[18:55] Yurine**
Also, you don't even have any clothes.
**[18:59] Yurine**
I swear, you...
**[19:01] Jashin**
A notification from one of my games!
**[19:03] Jashin**
I wonder if my stamina's fully refilled—
**[19:10] Yurine**
Don't mess with your phone when
we're having a serious discussion.
**[19:14] Jashin**
M-My finger! My finger!
**[19:17] Yurine**
She's showing no signs of remorse at all.
**[19:20] Medusa**
A-Are you okay?
**[19:22] Jashin**
My hand... My hand hurts...
**[19:25] Yurine**
It'll grow back soon. You'll be fine.
**[19:28] Jashin**
I'm done for.
**[19:30] Medusa**
Hang in there, Jashin-chan!
**[19:32] Jashin**
I have a final wish.
**[19:34] Medusa**
What is it?
**[19:35] Jashin**
You have two cards, right?
**[19:38] Medusa**
Uh-huh.
**[19:39] Jashin**
Put the number for the
other one in my phone.
**[19:46] Yurine**
You never learn.
**[19:50] Jashin**
Not the chainsaw! Ultra Memento Mori!
**[19:53] Yurine**
That's...
**[19:54] Yurine**
...enough.
**[19:59] Yurine**
Okay, we're done here.
**[20:01] Medusa**
I wonder where that leads to...
**[20:11] Jashin**
Huh? This is...
***SIGN*** July 9th
***SIGN*** July 9th
**[20:16] Jashin**
Before the sale at the
grocery store yesterday?
**[20:20] Jashin**
The 10,000 yen I spent
yesterday is still here.
***SIGN*** Life Theater
**[20:24] Jashin**
Did I travel in time and come back here?
**[20:27] Jashin**
There's a hole in space-time under
Yurine's floor that leads to the past?!
**[20:31] Jashin**
Yay! Thank you, god of time!
***SIGN*** Life
Theater
**[20:37] Jashin**
No, I can't.
**[20:38] Jashin**
If I go in there, the same thing
will happen all over again.
**[20:46] Jashin**
Play... Play...
**[20:50] Jashin**
No... Why did I come back here?
**[20:53] Jashin**
I might actually be able to win.
**[20:56] Jashin**
No, I *can* win!
**[20:58] Jashin**
I will upend everything!
**[21:01] Jashin**
I will change history!
**[21:04] Jashin**
Just you wait, Yurine!
***SIGN*** Life
Theater
**[21:05] Jashin**
Dinner tonight will be super fancy sukiyaki
made with the finest marbled beef!
**[21:12] DevilA**
Jashin-chan did change history.
**[21:15] DevilA**
She wandered into a never-ending time loop.
**[21:18] DevilA**
How many times will Jashin-chan have
repeated this by the next time we see her?
**[21:24] DevilA**
If she manages to realize that she's made
the same mistake, we'll meet again...
**[21:31] DevilA**
Though there's no telling when that may be.
**[23:12] Medusa**
What's wrong, Jashin-chan?
**[23:14] Jashin**
We couldn't...
We couldn't fill our time slot!
**[23:19] Medusa**
It's okay, Jashin-chan.
**[23:22] Medusa**
Everyone wants to see
their adorable Jashin-chan.
**[23:26] Medusa**
So smile.
**[23:28] Medusa**
Let everyone see your smile.
**[23:31] Medusa**
Okay?
**[23:32] Jashin**
Medusa...
**[23:34] Jashin**
Okay.
**[23:38] Yurine**
*That's* your smile?
**[23:40] Jashin**
An iron container is
delivered from a distant land.
**[23:43] Jashin**
It is Elizabeth Bathory's iron maiden.
**[23:46] Jashin**
It now gently embraces a devil.
**[23:50] Jashin**
*Dropkick on My Devil* returns next time
with a Dragon Screw to your heart!
# E9 -
Source: [Crunchyroll](https://www.crunchyroll.com/watch/G7PU4JEKW/)
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***SIGN*** July 9th
***SIGN*** July 9th
***SIGN*** Life
Theater
**[00:08] Jashin**
I lost again.
**[00:11] Jashin**
That's the 17,771st time!
**[01:47] Jashin**
Medusa!
**[01:50] Medusa**
Jashin-chan, what's wrong?
**[01:52] Medusa**
Why do you look so serious?
**[01:55] Jashin**
We're going to the bank.
**[01:56] Medusa**
Huh?!
**[01:57] Medusa**
Anything but that!
Bank robbery is bad! Please reconsider!
**[02:01] Jashin**
Not to *rob* it! Just to make a
withdrawal! From your account!
**[02:04] Medusa**
Oh, that's what you meant!
**[02:06] Jashin**
I blew everything on pachislot.
**[02:08] Medusa**
What a relief!
**[02:09] Yurine**
That shouldn't be a relief.
**[02:10] Jashin**
*My actions will change history.*
**[02:13] Jashin**
*I'll make this the last time.*
**[02:16] Jashin**
Well, we're off to the bank.
**[02:27] Jashin**
Who actually gets caught up
in a bank robbery, of all things?!
**[02:32] RobberA**
Hey, ya better all behave!
**[02:34] RobberB**
No funny business!
**[02:37] Jashin**
I should've had Medusa come here by herself!
Then I would have stayed nice and safe!
**[02:42] RobberB**
Yo, snake woman! What are you
mumbling about?! I'll kill you!
**[02:46] Jashin**
I-I-It doesn't matter what happens to her!
**[02:48] Jashin**
Just please don't hurt me!
**[02:50] Medusa**
Jashin-chan!
**[02:52] RobberB**
Keep quiet or I'll kill you!
**[02:55] Ryo**
Mom, I wanna play a card game.
**[02:58] Mom**
Shhh. Be quiet.
**[03:00] Ryo**
Boo.
**[03:00] Medusa**
Jashin-chan...
**[03:02] Medusa**
Can't your dropkick take out
guys like these pretty easily?
**[03:06] Medusa**
We're devils, anyway.
It's our job to punish bad people.
**[03:09] Jashin**
But what if I miss? I'll be killed.
**[03:13] Jashin**
Devil or not, a gunshot
to the head would kill me.
**[03:17] Medusa**
B-But we have to protect the humans...
**[03:19] Ryo**
Mom, I'm hungry.
**[03:22] Mom**
Hang in there a little longer.
**[03:24] OL**
I'm supposed to be taking
my supplement right now.
**[03:26] Girl**
If I don't feed the chicks, they'll die.
**[03:29] Mustache**
I have an important consultation.
This is ridiculous.
**[03:32] Hashira**
I won't make it to
Miyu-tan's handshake event!
**[03:37] Tanahashi**
Hey, part-timer...
**[03:38] Pregnant**
Th-The baby's coming...
**[03:40] Hottie**
I'm gonna poop my pants.
**[03:43] Jashin**
Okay, I've got it.
**[03:45] Medusa**
Jashin-chan!
**[03:48] Jashin**
The people who want to do
the protecting can do so!
**[03:50] Jashin**
I don't wanna die,
so I'll just watch from here!
**[03:55] Tanahashi**
Guess I'll have to look for a new part-timer...
**[03:58] Pregnant**
It's... It's coming...
**[03:59] OL**
I'll get fat if I don't take my supplement.
**[04:01] Mustache**
It's ridiculous. Just ridiculous.
**[04:02] Girl**
The chicks...
**[04:03] Jashin**
What? You're really going?
**[04:06] Medusa**
Uh-huh.
**[04:07] RobberA**
What's taking so long?
**[04:08] RobberB**
Just wait a little longer.
**[04:11] RobberB**
What do you want? Wander around
too much and I'll shoot you.
**[04:14] RobberA**
What's with that weird bag on your head?
**[04:16] Medusa**
Um...
**[04:17] Medusa**
Would you mind looking into my eyes?
**[04:21] Robbers**
Your eyes?
**[04:23] RobberA**
Huh? She's kinda cute!
**[04:28] Jashin**
That's my girl.
**[04:32] Medusa**
Everyone, it's all right now.
**[04:34] Girl**
What was that? What'd you do?
**[04:36] Mustache**
I don't know what happened, but you saved us!
**[04:39] Hashira**
The girl who looks exactly like Miyu-tan!
**[04:41] Mom**
Thank you!
**[04:41] Ryo**
Thanks, paper bag lady!
**[04:42] Tanahashi**
Thanks!
**[04:43] Pregnant**
I had my baby! I'm so happy!
**[04:46] Hottie**
I pooped my pants! It's so warm!
**[04:50] Jashin**
Of course, I could've stopped
'em with my dropkick, too,
**[04:53] Jashin**
but I'll let Medusa take
all the glory this once.
**[05:03] Mei**
You did great, Orochimaru!
**[05:06] Jashin**
Aw, it was no challenge at all for me!
**[05:10] Jashin**
We unleashed our deadly combination!
**[05:14] Mei**
By the way, Paper Bag-chan...
**[05:16] Mei**
When will their petrification wear off?
**[05:18] Medusa**
I think they'll go back to normal soon.
**[05:20] Mei**
Got it! You can leave the rest to the police!
**[05:23] Medusa**
Okay.
**[05:24] Mei**
Well, Orochimaru, let's go.
**[05:27] Jashin**
Why?
**[05:27] Mei**
Why? Because today is the day
I make you mine, of course!
**[05:31] Mei**
You're under arrest!
**[05:32] Jashin**
I don't wanna! Medusa, help me!
**[05:36] Medusa**
Not my problem.
**[05:37] Mei**
To commemorate the capture of a
bank robber! Gotta put this on Instagram!
**[05:41] Mei**
Hashtag "She couldn't steal the money,
but she stole my heart!"
**[05:45] Jashin**
Medusa, help me!
**[05:46] Mei**
"Orochimaru love!" There!
***SIGN*** Assistance Time Medusa
**[05:48] Jashin**
ATM!
**[05:50] Jashin**
ATM!
**[05:53] Medusa**
I don't help people who play dirty.
**[05:56] Medusa**
The ATM is over there.
**[05:58] Jashin**
Say what?! You coward!
***SIGN*** Narrator: Devil A Directed by: Devil B Composition: Devil C Photography: Devil E Editing: Devil F Effects: Devil G CG: Devil H EED: Devil I MA: Devil J Publicity: Devil K Administrator: Devil L AD: Devil N Research: Devil O with: Hell Bank Execution Office AP: Devil P Producers: Devil R Devil T Chief Producer: Devil U Direction: Devil W Devil Y Chief Director: Devil Z Rights: Flex Comix
**[06:01] Jashin**
I knew you'd turn out to be that kind of girl!
***SIGN*** Devil D
***SIGN*** Sound
**[06:03] DevilA**
Bank robbery cases in Japan peaked in 2001.
**[06:03] Jashin**
I'll haunt you and your children
and your grandchildren!
**[06:06] Jashin**
I'll make you spend all of
eternity regretting this in Hell!
***SIGN*** Production
**[06:07] DevilA**
Since then, they have continued to decline.
***SIGN*** Devil M
**[06:08] Jashin**
ATM! ATM! ATM! ATM! ATM! ATM!
***SIGN*** In Cooperation
**[06:09] DevilA**
But instead, low-risk crimes such as
bank transfer fraud have been on the rise.
***SIGN*** Tachibana Mei
***SIGN*** Devil Q Devil S
**[06:14] DevilA**
We all probably need to call our parents
regularly to ensure they won't be fooled.
***SIGN*** Devil V Devil X
***SIGN*** Production
**[06:20] Jashin**
But at least this changed history!
**[06:23] Medusa**
My paper bag tore.
**[06:26] Jashin**
Wear this one.
**[06:27] Medusa**
Thanks. I'm fine with that, but...
**[06:30] Medusa**
The kraft paper ones just have
the best feel, fit, and smell.
**[06:36] Jashin**
You care about that?
**[06:45] Minos**
All right!
**[06:52] Minos**
Time to go deliver the milk!
***SIGN*** Milk
**[06:58] Minos**
There.
**[06:59] Minos**
That's the last house.
**[07:02] Minos**
All right! I cut down my total
delivery time by another second.
**[07:06] Minos**
If I keep this up, pretty soon
I'll get it all done in zero seconds!
**[07:11] Minos**
Yeah, just kidding!
***SIGN*** Beef
**[07:15] Minos**
Seconds!
***SIGN*** Beef
***SIGN*** Beef
***SIGN*** Beef
***SIGN*** Beef
**[07:16] Yurine**
You sure eat a lot,
and so early in the day.
**[07:19] Jashin**
Show a little restraint.
**[07:21] Minos**
Yeah, but your cooking's
just so good, Jashin-chan.
**[07:25] Jashin**
W-Well, I know that!
***SIGN*** Beef
**[07:28] Jashin**
Here.
**[07:29] Minos**
Ooh! A folktale-sized serving!
**[07:31] DevilA**
This folktale.
**[07:32] Jashin**
But seriously, you're so
energetic, it's overwhelming.
**[07:36] Minos**
Yep! I haven't caught a cold
even once since I was a kid!
**[07:39] Jashin**
Yeah, since you're so dumb.
**[07:43] Jashin**
I've never caught one, either.
**[07:45] Jashin**
'Cause I'm dumb.
**[07:47] Yurine**
Isn't it about time you got going?
**[07:49] Minos**
Oops! I'm gonna be late!
**[07:51] Minos**
Thanks for the meal! See ya later!
**[07:54] Yurine**
Minos sure is a hard worker.
**[07:56] Yurine**
Unlike someone else I know.
**[07:59] Jashin**
I'm a career housewife.
***SIGN*** Safety
First
***SIGN*** Under construction. We apologize for the inconvenience.
**[08:04] Minos**
There we go.
**[08:05] Tanahashi**
You're pretty damn reliable, aren't ya?
**[08:08] Minos**
Just leave it all to me!
**[08:09] Pekola**
S-So heavy...
**[08:10] Tanahashi**
Yo! Smaller girl!
**[08:12] Pekola**
What? Are you talking to Pekola?
**[08:15] Tanahashi**
I dunno if you're Pekola or not,
but I mean you, part-timer!
**[08:18] Tanahashi**
Quit dawdling and carry
those bags, part-timer!
**[08:21] Pekola**
Even if it's to stay alive, being worked
to the bone by a human is just...
**[08:24] Minos**
Hup!
**[08:25] Minos**
You can leave the heavy labor to me.
**[08:28] Minos**
Get him to put you on a different job.
**[08:30] Pekola**
Th-Thank you...
**[08:32] Minos**
It's fine, it's fine!
**[08:34] Pekola**
Sh-She's so dazzling...
**[08:36] Pekola**
She's a devil... right?
**[08:42] Minos**
Well, that's another day's work done!
**[08:45] Minos**
Maybe I'll go for a run on my way home!
**[08:47] Pekola**
U-Um, thank you for—
**[08:54] Pekola**
I didn't get to thank her. I'm such a fool!
**[08:59] Pekola**
Next time...
***SIGN*** When will I finally get to see Jashin-chan?
**[09:13] Minos**
Whoa! Are you okay?
***SIGN*** Y-Yes...
**[09:17] Minos**
Oh, good!
**[09:19] Mions**
Sorry about that. Be careful getting home.
**[09:22] Minos**
Later!
***SIGN*** Is she a devil?
***SIGN*** Wait! Do you know where Jashin-chan is?
***SIGN*** Hey!
**[09:33] Ryo**
Minos-oneechan!
**[09:35] Ryo**
Play a card game with us!
**[09:36] Kids**
Come play!
**[09:39] Minos**
Sorry! I don't have my cards on me today.
**[09:42] Ryo**
Aw, you don't?
**[09:43] Mohawk**
Too bad.
**[09:44] Minos**
Next time, okay?
**[09:46] Ryo**
Okay! Bye!
**[09:48] Kids**
See ya!
**[09:48] Mohawk**
Play with us again!
**[09:50] Jashin**
You boys...
**[09:53] Jashin**
I have cards. I'm willing to play with you.
**[10:01] Ryo**
Nah, that's okay. Let's go, guys.
**[10:04] Bakuga**
Man, I wanted to play with Minos-oneechan.
**[10:07] LOVE**
She has such big boobs.
**[10:08] Ryo**
And she's super strong, too!
**[10:10] Mohawk**
Plus, she has such big boobs.
**[10:18] Minos**
Another hard day's work!
**[10:21] Minos**
Nothing beats a bath after hard labor.
***SIGN*** Ebisu Face Beer
***SIGN*** Ebisu Face Beer
***SIGN*** Ebisu Face Beer
***SIGN*** Ebisu Face Beer
***SIGN*** Ebisu Face Beer
***SIGN*** Ebisu Face Beer
***SIGN*** Ebisu Face Beer
***SIGN*** Ebisu Face Beer
***SIGN*** Ebisu Face Beer
***SIGN*** Ebisu Face Beer
**[10:34] Minos**
That's the stuff!
**[10:36] Minos**
I'm gonna work hard again tomorrow!
**[10:41] Jashin**
Damn it! Why is Minos so popular with
humans and I'm not?! We're both devils!
**[10:46] Jashin**
All humans should just die!
**[10:49] Yurine**
It's probably because
you think things like that.
**[10:52] Jashin**
Jashin-chan Dropkick!
**[10:56] Minos**
What do you want to drink?
Orange or grapefruit juice?
**[11:00] Jashin**
Orange.
**[11:01] Minos**
There.
**[11:05] Minos**
Here.
**[11:06] Jashin**
That seems kinda gross.
***SIGN*** SOSEIKI
***SIGN*** Chinese Cooking
***SIGN*** Chinese Cooking & Ramen
**[11:11] Yurine**
Jashin-chan...
***SIGN*** Ramen
**[11:13] Yurine**
Do you want ramen for lunch?
**[11:15] Jashin**
Hmm... If I had to choose,
I'm more in the mood for rice.
**[11:20] Yurine**
Your face says you want to eat ramen.
**[11:23] Jashin**
Uh, no, rice—
**[11:24] Yurine**
You want ramen, don't you?
**[11:27] Jashin**
Yes, I want ramen.
**[11:30] Jashin**
*It happened again.*
**[11:32] Poporon**
Welcome!
**[11:36] Jashin**
Ah, it's you!
**[11:39] Yurine**
You know her?
**[11:39] Jashin**
She almost killed me!
**[11:42] Jashin**
I'll finish you off this time!
**[11:43] Poporon**
Wh-What are you talking about? Please stop!
**[11:46] Jashin**
Don't play dumb!
**[11:47] Chiba/Ozaki**
Stop!
***SIGN*** Carnivore
***SIGN*** Herbivore
***SIGN*** Carnivore
***SIGN*** Herbivore
**[11:48] Chiba**
No using violence against Noel-chan!
**[11:50] Ozaki**
No violence!
**[11:51] Jashin**
Huh? Noel?
***SIGN*** Carnivore
***SIGN*** Herbivore
**[11:53] Jashin**
Was your name Noel?
***SIGN*** Carnivore
***SIGN*** Herbivore
***SIGN*** Carnivore
***SIGN*** Herbivore
**[11:55] Chiba**
Noel-chan is a hard-working girl
who works here while striving to be an idol!
***SIGN*** Carnivore
***SIGN*** Herbivore
**[12:00] Ozaki**
You can't kill a girl like her!
**[12:01] Chiba**
Yeah!
**[12:02] Jashin**
An... idol?
**[12:04] Jashin**
* She looks like her, but...*
* maybe she isn't Poporon-chan?*
**[12:09] Jashin**
So you're... Noel-san?
**[12:12] Poporon**
* Ugh, this just turned into*
* a huge pain in the ass.*
**[12:15] Poporon**
My name is Amatsuka Noel!
**[12:18] Poporon**
It's so nice to meet you!
**[12:20] DevilA**
It's said that ramen with a half portion
of fried rice originated in Jinbocho.
**[12:24] DevilA**
Whether you believe that or not is up to you.
**[12:27] Poporon**
What would you like to order?
**[12:29] Yurine**
Come on, enough with the
weird rants. Just order already.
**[12:34] Poporon**
*I'm saved!*
**[12:35] Owner**
Here you go.
**[12:37] Yurine**
So, I see you hired some new help
since the last time I was here.
**[12:41] Owner**
Yeah, and business has been
booming thanks to Noel-chan.
***SIGN*** Herbivore
**[12:45] Chiba**
We come here every day, after all!
**[12:48] Ozaki**
Yep!
**[12:49] Poporon**
And I appreciate it!
**[12:50] Poporon**
Here's some stir-fried
bean sprouts. They're on me!
**[12:56] Chiba**
She's providing bean sprouts to
pigs like us out of her own paycheck!
**[13:01] Ozaki**
We're so blessed!
**[13:03] Poporon**
*Talk about simple.*
**[13:05] Poporon**
* Who knew human men were so easy to ply*
* you could win them over with bean sprouts?*
**[13:11] Jashin**
*That unique pouch...*
**[13:14] Jashin**
*It's obviously that angel's.*
**[13:16] Jashin**
*Okay.*
**[13:18] Jashin**
Poporon-chan! I'd like
some more water, please.
**[13:20] Poporon**
Coming right up!
**[13:22] Poporon**
*Uh-oh!*
**[13:25] Jashin**
I knew you were Poporon-chan!
***SIGN*** Carnivore
***SIGN*** Herbivore
**[13:28] Chiba**
Stop, foul snake woman!
***SIGN*** Carnivore
***SIGN*** Herbivore
**[13:30] Ozaki**
What are you doing to Noel-chan?!
**[13:32] Yurine**
Jashin-chan, this is a place
where everyone can eat.
**[13:37] Yurine**
So you need to eat your food quietly, too.
**[13:40] Jashin**
But she—
**[13:42] Yurine**
Don't point.
**[13:43] Jashin**
H-Hey...
**[13:45] Jashin**
Apyo!
**[13:47] DevilA**
It's said that the first person to
eat ramen in Japan was Mito Komon,
**[13:52] DevilA**
but a new theory suggests it may actually
have been a monk in the Muromachi period.
**[13:56] DevilA**
What you choose to believe is up to... you...
**[13:59] Yurine**
I'd like to pay now.
**[14:01] Jashin**
M-My finger... My finger...
**[14:01] Poporon**
R-Right...
**[14:04] Yurine**
That was a great meal.
I apologize for all the fuss.
**[14:08] Owner**
S-Sure...
**[14:10] Yurine**
Time to go, Jashin-chan.
**[14:18] Yurine**
It seems what Jashin-chan says is true,
that you're no ordinary human.
**[14:23] Yurine**
You have the same aura
as someone else I know.
**[14:29] Poporon**
* That woman bosses about a devil,*
* and she knows who I am?*
**[14:34] Poporon**
*Who in the world is she?*
**[14:35] Jashin**
Jashin-chan Dropkick!
**[14:40] Jashin**
The word "stationery"
contains the word "armor,"
***SIGN*** (Stationery)
***SIGN*** Bunbougu
***SIGN*** m 0 0 l 100 0 100 100 0 100
***SIGN*** (Armor)
**[14:44] Jashin**
so stationery must have
high defensive power.
**[14:47] Jashin**
Yurine!
**[14:48] Jashin**
I want to test this thing's defensive power,
so I need you to attack me.
**[14:52] Yurine**
Got it.
**[14:53] Jashin**
Okay, bring it on!
**[14:59] Jashin**
It couldn't... block it...
**[15:02] Yurine**
You're so dumb.
**[15:10] Jashin**
Th-The pudding convulsions won't stop...
***SIGN*** Puttsun
***SIGN*** Pudding
**[15:20] Jashin**
Found you!
**[15:30] Jashin**
Hurry! Hurry! Hurry! Hurry!
Hurry! Hurry! Hurry! Hurry!
**[15:36] Jashin**
* Having learned how delicious pudding is*
* after coming to the human realm,*
**[15:40] Jashin**
* I now need to ingest pudding regularly,*
* or I experience convulsions.*
**[15:45] Jashin**
*Yummy! So yummy!*
**[15:49] Jashin**
* This sensation, like something*
* soaking into my brain!*
**[15:52] Jashin**
* Red bean buns and chocolate-flavored*
* red bean buns are no match for this!*
***SIGN*** Yurine
**[16:06] Jashin**
Now I've done it!
**[16:07] Jashin**
This was Yurine's!
**[16:10] Jashin**
Crap, crap, crap, crap!
**[16:12] Jashin**
I gotta go buy another one
before Yurine gets home!
**[16:15] Yurine**
I'm home.
**[16:17] Yurine**
What's wrong? You look like
the world's coming to an end.
**[16:21] Jashin**
It just did.
**[16:23] Jashin**
Everything looked so vivid,
and then it all collapsed.
**[16:26] Yurine**
Huh?
**[16:27] Yurine**
Oh, I see you ate my pudding.
**[16:30] Jashin**
I-It was an invisible man.
**[16:33] Yurine**
Huh?
**[16:34] Jashin**
An invisible man...
**[16:36] Jashin**
Watch out! There's an
invisible man around here!
**[16:40] Jashin**
That's who ate your pudding!
**[16:42] Jashin**
I'll catch him!
**[16:44] Jashin**
He punched me! Not bad, invisible man!
**[16:48] Jashin**
Take this! Royal Copenhagen!
**[16:52] Jashin**
Wait! You're running away?!
**[16:54] Jashin**
Damn! He got away!
**[16:57] Yurine**
So... the window's closed.
How did he get out?
**[17:01] Jashin**
Oh, er... well... he just, uh...
passed through the window?
**[17:07] Yurine**
How can you see him if he's invisible?
**[17:10] Jashin**
B-Because... I'm a devil...
**[17:16] Yurine**
You have pudding around your mouth.
**[17:18] Jashin**
Huh?
**[17:20] Yurine**
Coming.
**[17:21] Delivery**
Delivery!
**[17:23] Jashin**
M-Maybe it got on me while
I was fighting the invisible man...
**[17:30] Yurine**
The thing I ordered just arrived.
**[17:32] Jashin**
Huh?
**[17:33] Jashin**
The "thing"? What thing?
**[17:36] Yurine**
An iron maiden.
**[17:38] Yurine**
If you'd been honest and told me you ate it,
I would've just sent you to buy more.
**[17:43] Yurine**
Why did you have to come up
with such a stupid story?
***SIGN*** Beth
**[17:54] Jashin**
Bathory!
**[17:56] Yurine**
Well, come on. You'd better get out
of there before you run out of blood.
**[17:59] Jashin**
If I could get out by myself,
I would have by now!
**[19:41] Jashin**
It's so foggy today. There's no one around.
**[19:55] Jashin**
Wh-Wh-Wh-Wh-What?! What was that?!
**[19:56] Medusa**
Jashin-chan! Help me!
**[20:01] Jashin**
Medusa? What in the heck happened?
**[20:06] Jashin**
Z-Zombies?!
**[20:14] Jashin**
In here!
**[20:15] Jashin**
Medusa, run faster!
**[20:17] Medusa**
W-Wait!
**[20:23] Jashin**
It's locked!
**[20:24] Jashin**
Damn it! Which idiot locked this door?!
**[20:28] Medusa**
Jashin-chan, look!
**[20:30] Jashin**
Nice, Medusa!
**[20:46] Medusa**
Jashin-chan, look...
**[20:47] Jashin**
What is it?
**[20:51] Medusa**
Look. We have light.
**[20:53] Jashin**
D-Don't shine it in my eyes.
**[20:57] Medusa**
But we don't want them
to find us, so I'll turn it off.
**[21:07] Jashin**
We'll hide in here!
**[21:08] Medusa**
Okay.
**[21:15] Mei**
Oro...
**[21:17] Mei**
Orochimaru...
**[21:23] Mei**
Orochimaru...
**[21:31] Mei**
I know... you're... in here...
**[21:52] Minos**
You okay?
**[21:53] Jashin**
Minos! You did it!
**[21:56] Minos**
It's dangerous here.
There's a horde of zombies inside.
**[21:59] Jashin**
So should we go outside?
**[22:01] Minos**
No, that's a bad idea.
**[22:03] Minos**
The fog's so thick that
we won't be able to see a thing.
**[22:06] Jashin**
Where should we go, then?!
**[22:08] Minos**
This way.
**[22:28] Minos**
Run! Run! Run!
**[22:31] Minos**
In here!
**[22:32] Minos**
Nope! Not here!
**[22:33] Jashin**
This way!
**[22:36] Jashin**
It's a dead end!
**[22:39] Jashin**
Another door that won't open!
**[22:43] Jashin**
Please! Someone open the door!
**[22:45] Jashin**
Please open the door!
**[22:50] Yurine**
It's a sliding door.
**[22:52] Jashin**
Yurine!
**[22:53] Jashin**
Silly me! I wasn't thinking!
**[22:55] Minos**
Hurry, Medusa!
**[22:56] Medusa**
Wait!
**[23:00] Jashin**
Hey! Don't leave me behind! Help me!
**[23:03] Jashin**
Yurine! Medusa! Minos!
Someone, please save me!
**[23:07] Jashin**
Someone!
**[23:12] Yurine**
Jashin-chan?
**[23:14] Yurine**
You okay? I think you were
having a nightmare.
**[23:17] Jashin**
I... I'm okay...
**[23:20] Yurine**
Don't yell so loud this late at night, okay?
**[23:23] Jashin**
O-Okay...
***SIGN*** Konjac
**[23:27] DevilA**
If you softly place a wet towel
over a sleeping person's feet,
**[23:33] DevilA**
it may increase their chances
of having a nightmare...
**[23:40] Jashin**
There are those who trample on good will.
**[23:43] Jashin**
Still, the angel of sorrow
stands in the face of evil.
**[23:46] Jashin**
Who is it this angel
would so fervently protect?
**[23:49] Jashin**
*Dropkick on My Devil* returns next time
with a One-Winged Angel to your heart!
# E10 -
Source: [Crunchyroll](https://www.crunchyroll.com/watch/G9DUEGJWP/)
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***SIGN*** Clairvoyance Drops
**[00:00] Jashin**
*Dropkick on My Devil*
and Clairvoyance Drops!
**[00:04] Jashin**
Available for collaboration!
**[00:09] Jashin**
I'll eat one for Setsuko, too!
***SIGN*** Marble
***SIGN*** Marble
***SIGN*** Marble
***SIGN*** Marble
***SIGN*** Marble
***SIGN*** Marble
***SIGN*** Marble
***SIGN*** Marble
***SIGN*** Marble
***SIGN*** Marble
***SIGN*** Marble
***SIGN*** Marble
***SIGN*** Marble
***SIGN*** Marble
***SIGN*** Marble
***SIGN*** °Don't try this at home
***SIGN*** Marble
**[01:47] FundraisingA**
Please donate to less fortunate children!
**[01:50] FundraisingB**
Please!
**[01:52] Fundraising**
Please donate!
**[01:54] Pekola**
I finally have enough money.
**[01:57] Pekola**
Maybe now I can rent a *real* apartment,
like I always dreamed of!
**[02:01] Pekola**
I'm so glad I worked as hard
as I could all this time!
**[02:11] FundraisingB**
Please extend a helping hand
to less fortunate kids!
**[02:13] FundraisingB**
Please!
***SIGN*** Let's Help Each Other
***SIGN*** Thank You
for Helping
***SIGN*** Donation
Box
***SIGN*** Points
***SIGN*** Points
***SIGN*** Points
***SIGN*** Points
***SIGN*** Points
***SIGN*** Points
***SIGN*** Points
***SIGN*** Points
**[02:16] DevilA**
Ten points!
***SIGN*** Points
***SIGN*** Points
***SIGN*** Points
***SIGN*** Points
**[02:20] Pekola**
How did it fly right into
such a tiny opening l-like that?
***SIGN*** Let's Help Each Other
***SIGN*** Donation
Box
**[02:29] Pekola**
Uh, excuse me. I accidentally
dropped money in there.
**[02:33] Pekola**
Could I have it—
**[02:35] FundraisingA**
Thank you for your donation!
***SIGN*** Donation
Box
**[02:39] FundraisingA**
Now we can help less fortunate children!
**[02:41] FundraisingB**
Thank you so much!
**[02:43] Pekola**
N-No, that wasn't a donation...
**[02:46] FundraisingA**
You're so full of compassion!
**[02:49] FundraisingB**
You're like an angel!
No, we should say you *are* an angel!
**[02:53] Pekola**
Uh, no...
**[02:57] Fundraising**
You're an angel!
***SIGN*** Donation
Box
**[03:02] Pekola**
If it'll help unfortunate children,
then please use it for that.
**[03:08] Fundraising**
Oh, wonderful!
**[03:10] Fundraising**
Thank you so much!
**[03:15] Bakuga**
Here it comes!
**[03:18] Pekola**
How could it have flown
right into that tiny hole?!
**[03:21] Pekola**
I'm such a fool!
**[03:23] Pekola**
I should've tried to get it back,
no matter what it took!
**[03:31] Pekola**
Other than the 2,000 yen
I had sewn into my underwear,
**[03:34] Pekola**
I've lost everything I had!
**[03:45] Pekola**
But now those unfortunate children
will be saved. Isn't that a good thing?
**[03:51] Pekola**
No matter how far I fall, no matter
what bitter experiences I have...
**[03:56] Pekola**
I'm still an angel!
**[03:57] Pekola**
I'm still an angel!
**[03:58] Pekola**
I'm still an angel!
**[04:00] Pekola**
Okay! To cheer myself up,
**[04:03] Pekola**
I'll go have some curry nanban (1,000 yen)
from Kanda Matsuya and head to work!
**[04:14] Jashin**
Oh, hey, it's Pekola.
**[04:17] Jashin**
What're you just standing there for?
Come sit next to me.
**[04:22] Pekola**
*I'd rather not.*
**[04:24] Pekola**
*Are there any other seats?*
**[04:27] Pekola**
*Nope.*
**[04:31] Pekola**
Are you here to eat, too?
**[04:33] Jashin**
What else would I be doing here?
**[04:36] Pekola**
* I'd rather not get worn out*
* before going to work...*
**[04:40] Staff**
Welcome.
**[04:41] Pekola**
Oh, curry nanban, please.
**[04:43] Staff**
Sure.
**[04:45] Jashin**
Curry nanban's great, isn't it?
**[04:49] SalarymanA**
You seen those girls in tracksuits
collecting donations in front of the station?
**[04:54] SalarymanA**
The ones saying they're collecting
for less fortunate children.
**[04:58] SalarymanA**
Apparently, it's a charity scam.
**[05:00] SalarymanB**
Oh, the two girls in tracksuits?
**[05:03] SalarymanA**
I just saw them getting arrested.
**[05:06] SalarymanB**
Damn. I thought they seemed kinda shady.
**[05:06] Pekola**
*A charity scam... Tracksuits...*
**[05:09] SalarymanA**
It drew one hell of a crowd.
**[05:09] Pekola**
*Two young women...*
***SIGN*** Donation
Box
**[05:13] (Flashback) Fundraising**
Thank you for your donation!
**[05:19] Jashin**
Talk about dumb!
Who'd donate to people like that?
**[05:23] Jashin**
Right, Pekola?
**[05:27] Jashin**
Pekola? What's wrong?
**[05:30] Jashin**
Pekola?
**[05:33] Jashin**
Pekola? Hey...
**[05:34] Pekola**
Flutter, flutter, flutter...
**[05:38] Staff**
Here's your curry nanban.
**[05:40] Jashin**
Got a Shureimon!
**[05:42] Jashin**
This'll cover both of us.
I'll just enjoy this nanban!
**[05:45] Jashin**
Great save! I didn't have any money!
**[05:50] Jashin**
Yum! This is so good!
**[05:51] Staff**
Um, this isn't enough, though...
**[05:54] Jashin**
Huh?
**[05:57] Jashin**
*Dropkick on My Devil* makes a transfer!
**[06:01] Jashin**
*Dropkick on My Case
Closed Devil* begins now!
***SIGN*** 5 Seconds Later
***SIGN*** Wuh...
***SIGN*** Water...
**[06:15] Jashin**
It's so damn hot.
**[06:22] Yusa**
Is Yurine-san home?
**[06:25] Jashin**
Nope. She's dead.
**[06:27] Yusa**
What?!
**[06:28] Jashin**
It's freezing when you two are here.
***SIGN*** You did it, didn't you?!
***SIGN*** Give her back! Give Yurine-chan back!
**[06:37] Jashin**
Shut up.
**[06:38] Jashin**
That won't work.
**[06:39] Jashin**
Taste my Hundred Tail Slaps!
**[06:47] Jashin**
I just used my new deadly move
on a low-ranking devil!
**[07:00] Yusa**
You dare do such a thing to my sister again?
**[07:03] Yusa**
And now, Yurine-san, too...
**[07:05] Yusa**
I can't allow you to live.
**[07:10] Yurine**
It's awfully noisy out here.
**[07:12] Yurine**
Oh, Yusa-san. Welcome.
**[07:15] Yusa**
I should've known.
**[07:18] Jashin**
Here.
**[07:20] Yusa**
Oh, you didn't have to.
**[07:23] Jashin**
* When they're here,*
* my tea snacks get cut so thin!*
**[07:26] Jashin**
*This is plenty for Koji.*
**[07:35] Yusa**
I've come to ask you for a favor, Yurine-san.
**[07:38] Yurine**
A favor?
**[07:40] Yusa**
Yes.
***SIGN*** Hell Ice Cream
**[07:43] Yusa**
I was hoping you could
taste-test this for me.
**[07:46] Yurine**
"Hell Ice Cream"?
**[07:48] Yusa**
Yes, business is bad in Hell right now,
**[07:51] Yusa**
so I was thinking of selling more than
just shaved ice in the human realm.
**[07:54] Yusa**
I was hoping you could give me
your opinion on behalf of the humans.
**[07:57] Yurine**
The packaging is cute.
**[08:00] Yurine**
Sure, if you think my opinion will do.
**[08:03] Yurine**
I'm surprised business has been
bad for you guys, though.
**[08:07] Yurine**
It's not like it costs you anything.
**[08:09] Yusa**
Yes, but for some reason,
our product just doesn't sell back home.
**[08:13] Yurine**
Probably because you're trying to sell it
in a cold place that has ice everywhere.
**[08:18] Yusa**
Ah, of course!
**[08:20] Yusa**
I hadn't even realized that!
**[08:23] Jashin**
Is your big sister stupid?
**[08:26] Yurine**
Okay, I'll try it.
**[08:33] Yurine**
It's good!
**[08:35] Yusa**
I'm so glad!
**[08:36] Jashin**
I'll have some, too!
**[08:37] Yurine**
What flavor is this?
**[08:40] Yusa**
Basilisk venom.
**[08:42] Jashin**
Are you an idiot?! Living creatures
die just walking beside a basilisk!
**[08:47] Jashin**
Why would you make that into
ice cream?! The risk is sky-high!
**[08:50] Jashin**
In fact, it's a basi-risk!
Seriously, think of the risk!
**[08:54] Jashin**
I mean, I don't care if Yurine dies, but...
**[08:56] Yusa**
Don't worry. The venom's been processed.
**[08:59] Jashin**
Are you absolutely sure it's safe?
**[09:02] Jashin**
Also, I'm impressed you were even
able to collect basilisk venom.
**[09:06] Yusa**
Well, that's the thing.
**[09:08] Yusa**
Just making this ice cream demands
a great deal of labor and expense.
**[09:14] Yusa**
After doing the math...
**[09:16] Yusa**
I'm thinking of selling it for
one million yen each. Do you think that'll work?
**[09:24] Yurine**
I, uh, don't think so.
**[09:27] Yusa**
B-B-But our debt...
**[09:27] Jashin**
Your big sister really is an idiot.
***SIGN*** Wig
**[09:37] Jashin**
*Dropkick on My Devil* makes a transfer!
**[09:41] Jashin**
I'm a free agent!
**[09:43] Jashin**
*Dropkick on My Food Wars Devil* begi—
***SIGN*** 5 Seconds Later
**[09:50] Pekola**
A part-time day labor job that pays well...
**[09:54] Pekola**
There don't seem to be many of those.
**[09:59] Pekola**
Thirty thousand a day? That could work!
***SIGN*** High-Paying Part-Time Work
***SIGN*** Pay:
***SIGN*** yen
a day
***SIGN*** Description: Shield
***SIGN*** Terms:
***SIGN*** All sexes welcome,
as long as you're strong!!
***SIGN*** °Details to be shared on the day of the job
***SIGN*** Feel free to call and ask us about it first!
***SIGN*** (our recruiter)
**[10:02] Pekola**
"Terms: All sexes welcome,
as long as you're strong."
**[10:07] Pekola**
I may have lost my angel powers,
but I'm still tougher than a human.
**[10:12] Pekola**
This seems perfect for me.
**[10:14] Pekola**
But...
**[10:16] Pekola**
Why does the description just say "shield"?
***SIGN*** High-Paying Part-Time Work
***SIGN*** yen
a day
***SIGN*** Shield
***SIGN*** All sexes welcome,
as long as you're strong!!
***SIGN*** °Details to be shared on the day of the job
***SIGN*** Feel free to call and ask us about it first!
***SIGN*** (our recruiter)
**[10:18] Pekola**
What could that mean?
**[10:20] Pekola**
Well, I can start by calling to ask.
***SIGN*** Is that...
***SIGN*** ...an angel? She doesn't have a halo, though.
***SIGN*** I'm finding angels now, but still no Jashin-chan.
***SIGN*** Where could she be?
***SIGN*** Ah, the Tokyo Desert...
**[10:45] Pekola**
They hired me pretty easily,
**[10:47] Pekola**
but today's the day of the job
and I still don't know the details.
**[10:52] Pekola**
Still, I'm so lucky to have found a job
that pays 30,000 yen for just one day!
**[10:56] Pekola**
Good things are coming my way today!
**[10:58] Pekola**
I'll buy that, and I bet
I can buy that, too...
**[11:01] Tanahashi**
Yo, part-timer.
**[11:03] Pekola**
What? That's the guy
who's at all my part-time jobs!
**[11:08] Tanahashi**
Huh? What're you talking about?
**[11:09] Tanahashi**
I'm gonna explain the work now.
Listen up, part-timer.
**[11:13] Pekola**
Um, my name isn't
"Part-Timer." It's "Pekola."
**[11:17] Pekola**
*He still has such a dumb-sounding voice.*
**[11:21] Tanahashi**
I couldn't care less if you're
Pekola or not, part-timer.
**[11:24] Pekola**
*Why does he refuse to learn my name?*
**[11:24] Tanahashi**
So today, you're a bodyguard at
an idol's photobook-signing event.
**[11:30] Tanahashi**
Okay, explanation done.
**[11:32] Pekola**
Right...
**[11:33] Tanahashi**
Okay, Amatsuka Noel-chan, come on in!
**[11:34] Pekola**
*A bodyguard? So that's why it said "shield."*
**[11:37] Poporon**
Good morning!
**[11:39] Poporon**
I'm everyone's holy idol, Noel-chan!
**[11:45] Pekola**
*Poporon?!*
**[11:46] Poporon**
*Pekola-sama?!*
**[11:47] Tanahashi**
Okay, I'll see you when it's time.
**[11:50] Poporon**
Okay!
**[11:52] Pekola**
Who's Amatsuka Noel?
**[11:54] Poporon**
It's a stage name, obviously.
**[11:57] Poporon**
Being an ordinary girl who's striving
to be an idol makes it easier to live here.
**[12:01] Pekola**
A stage name? Oh, right.
Yeah, I guess that's an option...
**[12:05] Pekola**
Wait, but lying is wrong!
**[12:07] Poporon**
You're too honest for your own good.
**[12:10] Poporon**
But that's how I've been getting by.
I'm still just starting out as an idol, though.
**[12:15] Pekola**
Is idol work really so dangerous
that you need a bodyguard?
**[12:20] Poporon**
Not usually, but on rare occasions,
**[12:23] Poporon**
we get attacked at our events.
**[12:26] Poporon**
So make sure you protect me.
**[12:28] Pekola**
Of course!
**[12:30] Pekola**
I'm getting paid for this, after all.
**[12:32] Pekola**
And you'll be going out
in front of people as a human.
**[12:36] Pekola**
The responsibility of the
job itself is reason enough,
**[12:38] Pekola**
but aside from that,
it's an angel's duty to protect humans!
**[12:41] Poporon**
Wh-Why are you trying to sound all cool?
You piss me off so much.
**[12:47] Poporon**
I absolutely hate all that stuff
about an angel's duty.
**[12:50] Pekola**
Poporon?
**[12:52] Tanahashi**
Okay, it's time.
**[12:54] Poporon**
Coming!
**[12:59] Poporon**
Thank you for coming!
***SIGN*** Amatsuki Noel Autograph Event
**[13:02] Osaki**
An autographed Noel-chan photobook!
It'll be my family heirloom!
**[13:05] Poporon**
Aw, that makes me so happy!
**[13:09] Chiba**
If you would, please.
**[13:10] Poporon**
Sure!
**[13:12] Chiba**
Oh, please sign it:
"To Noel-chan's little piggy."
**[13:16] Poporon**
You're funny!
**[13:18] Poporon**
*What the hell?*
**[13:39] [SONG] Poporon**
The sky above me is cloudy
**[13:43] [SONG] Poporon**
I wish it would be sunny, just for today
**[13:47] [SONG] Poporon**
The challenge is getting to
the point of feeling motivated
**[13:53] [SONG] Poporon**
But it's not like there are
tons of things I want to do
**[14:00] [SONG] Poporon**
I don't have time to sit around sighing
**[14:07] [SONG] Poporon**
In this hectic, ever-changing world
**[14:14] [SONG] Poporon**
Forcing a smile
**[14:18] [SONG] Poporon**
While just spinning like a gear
**[14:21] [SONG] Poporon**
Is not how I want to let it end
**[14:29] [SONG] Poporon**
I want to make a miracle happen
**[14:33] [SONG] Poporon**
Like you-know-who
**[14:36] [SONG] Poporon**
So I'll go out to find a future
that'll make my heart race
**[14:44] [SONG] Poporon**
I swear I will
**[14:48] Pekola**
* Good. It looks like it's going*
* to end without any problems.*
**[14:52] Pekola**
*What should I eat with my 30,000 yen?*
**[14:56] Pekola**
*The finest eels? Or maybe a steak?*
**[14:59] Pekola**
*Oh, curry nanban is right up there, too.*
**[15:07] Long Hair**
I have a bone to pick with you, Noel.
**[15:10] Long Hair**
Your cold treatment of fans
on social media is unacceptable!
**[15:20] Poporon**
Pekola-sama, you were
actually useful! Thank good—
**[15:23] Long Hair**
Damn you, Noel!
**[15:25] Long Hair**
How dare you ignore my R-rated questions?!
**[15:28] Long Hair**
I'll split your head open!
**[15:32] Long Hair**
Damn it! What the hell?!
**[15:35] Pekola**
Poporon! What are you doing?
Get out of here!
**[15:39] Long Hair**
Out of my way, you...
**[15:41] Pekola**
S-Stop... Seriously, stop...
**[15:43] Poporon**
A-Are you crazy?! Don't risk
your life for a measly 30,000 yen!
**[15:47] Pekola**
It's not about the money!
**[15:49] Pekola**
I may have fallen, but I *was* an angel!
It's my duty to protect people!
**[15:56] Poporon**
But... I'm not human...
**[15:58] Pekola**
Right now, you're Noel
the human idol, aren't you?
**[16:02] Pekola**
You're also my former subordinate.
**[16:05] Pekola**
So I will protect you!
**[16:09] Long Hair**
Give it a damn rest!
**[16:24] Pekola**
Where am I?
**[16:26] Yurine**
Don't sit up too quickly.
**[16:28] Pekola**
Hanazono Yurine...
**[16:31] Pekola**
Wait, where's Poporon?
**[16:33] Yurine**
Don't worry, she's just fine.
**[16:36] Yurine**
And the police arrested the attacker.
**[16:40] Jashin**
Yurine saw the news online
and came to check up on you.
**[16:44] Pekola**
Th-Thank you.
**[16:46] Jashin**
We've got bananas, too.
**[16:48] Yurine**
Why are *you* eating them?
**[16:51] Yurine**
Hey, don't play with the bananas.
**[16:52] Jashin**
Can't hear you.
**[16:52] Pekola**
Did you two bring this
expensive-looking fruit selection?
**[16:56] Yurine**
No, it was there before we came in.
**[16:59] Pekola**
I see...
**[17:03] Pekola**
I hope my pay will
cover this hospital stay.
**[17:06] Yurine**
The nurse said your expenses
were already covered.
**[17:10] Pekola**
Huh?!
**[17:10] Jashin**
I'll take this melon in return
for peeling the apples.
**[17:15] Yurine**
You really...
**[17:17] Pekola**
*Who could have...*
***SIGN*** Heaven Hospital
**[17:23] Poporon**
Hmph. Stupid Pekola-sama.
**[17:27] Jashin**
*Dropkick on My Devil* makes a transfer!
**[17:30] Jashin**
I'm a free agent!
**[17:31] Jashin**
*Overhead Kick on My Titan Devil* begi—
***SIGN*** 5 Seconds Later
***SIGN*** Beth
***SIGN*** Beth
***SIGN*** Damn
it
***SIGN*** Unhappy
Turn
***SIGN*** Unhappy
Turn
***SIGN*** Unhappy
Turn
**[17:51] Medusa**
Here, Jashin-chan. Open up.
**[17:56] Jashin**
Yum. Nothing beats a mandarin in winter.
**[18:02] Medusa**
Oh, that's right!
**[18:04] Medusa**
Jashin-chan, could you
teach me how to make chocolates?
**[18:07] Jashin**
Huh? Why?
**[18:09] Medusa**
It's almost Valentine's Day.
**[18:13] Jashin**
Y-You're gonna give someone chocolates?
**[18:17] Medusa**
Yep!
**[18:22] Jashin**
Who?
**[18:23] Medusa**
That's a secret.
**[18:26] Jashin**
I'm not teaching you, then.
**[18:28] Medusa**
Aw, come on, teach me!
You're good at making sweets, aren't you?
**[18:32] Jashin**
Just buy 'em from some store.
**[18:35] Jashin**
Department stores have special
Valentine's Day sections this time of year.
**[18:40] Medusa**
I know, but I thought it'd be nice to give
handmade ones to the person I care about.
**[18:47] Jashin**
*The person Medusa cares about?!*
**[18:50] Jashin**
* She found someone like that while*
* I've been stuck here in the human realm?!*
**[18:50] Medusa**
But I don't know what kind
would make them happy.
**[18:56] Jashin**
*All because I can't get back to Hell!*
**[18:58] Medusa**
What's wrong, Jashin-chan?
**[19:01] Medusa**
Okay, if you'll teach me how to make them,
I'll tell you who I'm giving them to.
**[19:06] Medusa**
But only after we're done.
**[19:10] Jashin**
F-Fine.
**[19:12] Jashin**
*As soon as I get back to Hell, I'll kill them.*
**[19:18] Medusa**
This is kind of embarrassing...
**[19:21] Jashin**
You have to start by looking the part.
**[19:25] Medusa**
Your hat's so tall.
**[19:27] Jashin**
Regular chocolates are boring,
so we'll be making ganache.
**[19:31] Jashin**
First, chop up a
chocolate bar into tiny pieces.
**[19:34] Medusa**
Okay!
**[19:39] Jashin**
That's dangerous.
**[19:43] Jashin**
Place your hand like a cat's paw
so you don't cut your fingers.
**[19:49] Jashin**
You try it.
**[19:50] Medusa**
O-Okay!
**[19:52] Jashin**
You need to be careful, or you'll be
giving someone your fingers instead.
**[19:56] Medusa**
Got it. Like this, right?
**[19:59] Jashin**
Now, put fresh cream in a pan, and warm it over
a medium heat without bringing it to a boil.
**[20:05] Jashin**
Then, add the chopped-up
chocolate, and mix it in.
**[20:11] Jashin**
Finally, pour the melted chocolate
into a tray lined with parchment paper...
**[20:17] Jashin**
And put it in the fridge
for about an hour to cool.
**[20:22] DevilA**
One, two, three, four...
**[20:28] Medusa**
Think it's ready yet, Jashin-chan?
**[20:31] Jashin**
It hasn't even been five minutes.
**[20:34] Jashin**
Is the person you're giving it to
that important to you?
**[20:39] Medusa**
Yeah! Super important!
**[20:42] Jashin**
I'm seriously gonna kill them.
**[20:44] DevilA**
3,579... 3,599... 3,600!
**[20:49] DevilA**
And now, it's been an hour!
**[20:51] Medusa**
Wow! It really turned into ganache!
**[20:54] Jashin**
Now just cut it into the size you want,
sprinkle cocoa powder on top, and it's done.
**[20:59] Medusa**
Thank you, Jashin-chan!
**[21:11] Medusa**
All done!
**[21:13] Medusa**
Jashin-chan.
**[21:15] Jashin**
What?
**[21:17] Medusa**
Here. A present for you.
**[21:21] Medusa**
I said I was giving it to someone
I care about, remember?
**[21:27] Jashin**
S-So *that's* what you...
**[21:33] Medusa**
Let's always be good friends, okay?
**[21:36] Jashin**
Thank you, Medusa!
**[21:40] Jashin**
Whew, what a relief! I'm so glad!
**[21:43] Medusa**
Huh? What do you mean?
**[21:45] Jashin**
N-Nothing!
**[21:45] Minos**
Welcome home, Yurine-chan!
**[21:46] Medusa**
Come on, tell me!
**[21:50] Yurine**
I see you've been working hard, Minos.
**[21:52] Minos**
Nothing hard about it! I enjoy it!
**[21:54] Minos**
And I'm just happy to be able to work.
**[21:57] Medusa**
Stop that, Jashin-chan!
**[22:01] Yurine**
Those two seem happy all the time.
**[22:05] Minos**
Yep.
**[23:40] Jashin**
The devil runs, howls, sings...
**[23:44] Jashin**
All for her.
**[23:46] Jashin**
The bond between them is real.
**[23:48] Jashin**
*Dropkick on My Devil*! Into the sky!
**[23:51] Jashin**
Returning next time
with a dropkick to your heart!
# E11 -
Source: [Crunchyroll](https://www.crunchyroll.com/watch/G4VUQ89PE/)
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**[01:31] Jashin**
Take this, Yurine!
**[01:34] Jashin**
Shoving the title down
everyone's throats right off the bat!
**[01:37] Jashin**
The *Dropkick on My Devil*
Final Episode Special!
**[01:40] Jashin**
Though I know you're just gonna
dodge it anyway, of course!
**[01:45] Jashin**
Huh?
**[01:48] Jashin**
I... hit her?
**[01:52] Yurine**
That hurt.
**[01:55] Yurine**
I need to hit you once. Just once.
**[02:01] Yurine**
I missed.
**[02:03] Yurine**
Well, whatever. I'll let you off the hook.
**[02:06] Yurine**
Start prepping dinner, okay?
**[02:09] Jashin**
It's really rare for
Yurine's attacks to miss.
***SIGN*** Ja
**[02:15] Jashin**
Dinner tonight is twice-cooked pork.
**[02:18] Jashin**
The store had a great deal
on pork belly and cabbage.
**[02:23] Jashin**
Delicious!
**[02:25] Jashin**
You like twice-cooked pork,
don't you, Yurine?
**[02:30] Jashin**
Yurine?
**[02:33] Yurine**
Yes, I love it.
**[02:35] Yurine**
And yours is definitely delicious.
**[02:39] Jashin**
You're not eating very much, though.
**[02:42] Yurine**
I'm full already.
**[02:47] Yurine**
I'm going to lie down for a bit.
**[02:52] Jashin**
But there's so much left...
**[02:54] Jashin**
*Is it because I used cheap pork belly?*
**[02:57] Jashin**
* No, I prepared it in a way that*
* no one would notice it's cheap.*
**[03:02] Jashin**
It really is yummy!
**[03:04] Jashin**
* It's not like Yurine to leave*
* twice-cooked pork behind.*
**[03:09] Jashin**
Yurine, you're acting strange today.
**[03:12] Jashin**
Do you have a fever?
**[03:14] Jashin**
You're burning up! That's a bad fever!
**[03:16] Jashin**
Th-Th-Thermometer! Thermometer!
**[03:23] Jashin**
Wait, 39 degrees?!
Isn't that really bad for humans?!
**[03:27] Jashin**
F-F-Futon, futon, futon!
**[03:30] Jashin**
Sleep! Sleep!
**[03:32] Jashin**
Water pillow! Water pillow!
**[03:35] Jashin**
Your head! Your head! Your head!
**[03:37] Jashin**
I gotta get you into your pajamas!
***SIGN*** Time
Passes
**[03:41] Jashin**
Now you just need a suppository
to bring the fever down...
**[03:45] Jashin**
Oh. We don't have any medicine.
***SIGN*** Too
Bad
**[03:48] Jashin**
At least keep this on.
**[03:50] Jashin**
Good. She's resting comfortably.
**[03:53] Jashin**
Wait! That's not good!
**[03:55] Jashin**
*Why do I have to do all this for Yurine?*
**[03:59] Jashin**
*It's her fault that I can't get back to Hell.*
**[04:05] (Flashback) Yurine**
Zazaas, zazaas, nasunazaas.
**[04:11] Jashin**
* She summoned me when she*
* didn't even know the return spell.*
**[04:15] Jashin**
* And I can't get back to Hell*
* unless my summoner dies...*
**[04:20] Jashin**
*Am I stupid?*
**[04:22] Jashin**
* She's weak right now!*
* This is my best chance to kill her!*
**[04:27] Yurine**
Jashin-chan...
**[04:29] Yurine**
W-Water...
**[04:31] Jashin**
N-Not my problem. Get your own water.
**[04:39] Jashin**
* Uh, is she dying? She's gonna die*
* if I leave her alone, isn't she?*
**[04:46] Jashin**
Yes! This is the end of
my long, grueling battle!
**[04:50] Jashin**
Sweet! I'm gonna go play
my heart out before I go home!
**[04:56] Jashin**
*I didn't even have to do anything.*
**[04:59] Jashin**
*Goodbye, Yurine.*
**[05:01] Jashin**
*Living in the human realm wasn't so bad.*
**[05:09] Jashin**
The day I make it back
to Hell has finally come!
**[05:13] Jashin**
I'll play at the arcade until it closes,
**[05:15] Jashin**
then eat my fill of curry on my way home.
**[05:18] Jashin**
Maybe Yurine will be dead by then!
**[05:27] Jashin**
Though...
**[05:29] Jashin**
I won't ever see her again.
**[05:39] Yurine**
S-So cold...
**[05:40] Jashin**
What do you think?
**[05:42] Medusa**
Her fever's really high,
and she looks so uncomfortable.
**[05:45] Medusa**
We need to get her to the hospital!
**[05:47] Minos**
Okay, I'll get my car.
**[05:50] Minos**
Jashin-chan, get Yurine-chan downstairs!
**[05:52] Jashin**
Roger dodger!
**[05:54] Jashin**
Medusa, cover her bill!
**[05:55] Medusa**
Right!
**[05:56] Jashin**
Beth, watch the house!
**[06:00] Jashin**
This... is your "car"?
**[06:02] Minos**
Yep!
**[06:03] Minos**
It's super maneuverable, which makes it
perfect for the narrow alleys of Jinbocho.
**[06:08] Jashin**
Oh. I see.
**[06:10] Minos**
Hang on tight!
**[06:13] Jashin**
Huh?
**[06:16] Jashin**
At least obey the speed limit!
***SIGN*** Medication
***SIGN*** Hanazono Yurine
***SIGN*** Directions
***SIGN*** Take 3 times daily for 3 days
***SIGN*** Take after eating
morning, midday, and evening
***SIGN*** Pill
***SIGN*** Powder
***SIGN*** Capsule
**[06:24] Minos**
Well, we gave her the meds.
She should be fine now.
**[06:27] Minos**
The doctor said she'd be better in a few days.
**[06:30] Medusa**
Yeah. Thank goodness.
**[06:33] Minos**
Never thought I'd see Jashin-chan
help Yurine-chan like this, though.
**[06:36] Medusa**
What do I keep telling you?
**[06:38] Medusa**
Jashin-chan is a nice girl deep down.
**[06:41] Jashin**
Don't be dumb! I'm a *devil*!
I oughta slug you!
**[06:48] Jashin**
If I left Yurine on her own
and something happened to her,
**[06:51] Jashin**
you guys would shun me, right?
**[06:55] Jashin**
I want to get back home to Hell, but...
**[06:58] Jashin**
I would...
**[07:00] Jashin**
hate losing you guys a lot more.
**[07:06] Minos**
Yeah, yeah! We know the truth is
that you're just worried about Yurine!
**[07:10] Jashin**
Keep talking and I'll make a steak
outta you and eat it, you dolt!
**[07:13] Jashin**
Medusa! You'd better not
get a big head, either!
**[07:16] Jashin**
Remember, it's not you
I need! It's your money!
**[07:20] Medusa**
Sure, sure.
**[07:21] Jashin**
Damn it! Listen to me!
**[07:23] Minos**
Keep it down! You'll wake Yurine-chan!
**[07:27] Jashin**
Oh, right.
**[07:28] Medusa**
Sorry.
**[07:31] Minos**
We'll, we're gonna head on home.
We'll leave the rest to you.
**[07:34] Jashin**
Thank you both.
**[07:42] Jashin**
Okay, then...
**[07:46] Jashin**
They have a saying in the human realm
about staying by a person's bedside.
**[07:50] Jashin**
So I guess I'll stay by her bedside
and watch over her until morning.
**[07:54] Jashin**
I'll sing so you can rest comfortably.
***SIGN*** Composed by: Fudeyasu Kazuyuki
Performed by: Jashin-chan
***SIGN*** The bookstore I visited with you on that day
***SIGN*** Turned into a convenience store at some point
***SIGN*** The curry place where I was stood up
***SIGN*** Still serves potatoes with its curry
***SIGN*** You're a bookworm
***SIGN*** And I'm your freeloader
***SIGN*** Our four-and-a-half-mat room
***SIGN*** Was buried in books
***SIGN*** You seemed happy there
***SIGN*** But I was always worried that the floor would cave in
***SIGN*** Ah, Jinbocho, the youth we spent together
***SIGN*** Ah, Jinbocho, those sepia-colored blue days
**[09:05] Yurine**
What kind of song is that?
**[09:07] Jashin**
Oh, did I wake you?
It's an original song I came up with.
**[09:11] Jashin**
I call it "Jinbocho Elegy."
***SIGN*** Jinbocho
Elegy
***SIGN*** Jinbocho
Elegy
**[09:14] Jashin**
It has six chapters!
**[09:16] Yurine**
It's not "Road," you know.
**[09:18] Jashin**
"Road" goes up to fourteen.
It's a famous song.
**[09:22] Yurine**
National roads go up to 507, actually.
**[09:24] Jashin**
I'm not talking about national roads!
**[09:27] Jashin**
"Jinbocho Elegy" tells the story of how you and I fly up into the sky
**[09:31] Jashin**
on a balloon in six chapters.
**[09:37] Yurine**
Now I'm kind of interested.
**[09:39] Jashin**
I'll continue singing, then!
**[09:41] Yurine**
Please don't.
**[09:44] Yurine**
Jashin-chan...
**[09:47] Yurine**
Thanks.
**[09:50] Jashin**
I-It was Minos who took you to the doctor,
**[09:53] Jashin**
and Medusa covered the hospital bill!
**[09:56] Jashin**
They're the ones you should thank.
**[09:57] Jashin**
I couldn't have cared less
what happened to you.
**[10:03] Yurine**
I'm kind of hungry. Make me something.
**[10:07] Jashin**
Oh, very well!
**[10:09] Jashin**
I'll make you some nice, gooey
ginger rice that's just the thing for colds.
**[10:13] Jashin**
Wait! If she has an appetite,
that means she's recovering quick!
**[10:18] Jashin**
Crap! She's gonna
punish me for that dropkick!
**[10:22] Yurine**
I won't do anything.
**[10:24] Jashin**
Really?
**[10:26] DeviLA**
If you consume alcohol,
don't let it consume you.
**[10:29] DevilA**
If you catch a cold,
don't let it catch you off-guard.
**[10:34] Minos**
Hey, Yurine-chan.
**[10:35] Minos**
Have you heard of the Ryounkaku?
**[10:37] Yurine**
"Ryounkaku"?
**[10:39] Minos**
A friend of mine in Hell told me
I should go see the Ryounkaku in Asakusa.
**[10:44] Minos**
It's a really tall building that's
a great sightseeing spot, apparently.
**[10:48] Yurine**
Oh, I've heard of that.
**[10:52] Yurine**
You mean this.
**[10:53] Yurine**
The Ryounkaku.
It had Japan's first electric elevator.
**[10:58] Yurine**
But it was damaged in the Great
Kanto Earthquake, so they tore it down.
**[11:02] Minos**
Really?
**[11:04] Minos**
Come to think of it, my friend hasn't been
to the human realm in about a century.
**[11:10] Minos**
Jashin-chan, would you shut up?
**[11:11] Jashin**
Go to Oshiage instead.
**[11:14] Minos**
I went there with Medusa.
**[11:16] Jashin**
I've never been there...
**[11:18] Jashin**
I've never been there!
**[11:21] Yurine**
I haven't, either.
**[11:22] Jashin**
Nobody goes to sightseeing spots
in their own hometowns, huh?
**[11:25] Yurine**
Exactly. I've never been to
Tokyo Tower for the same reason.
**[11:31] Jashin**
Right?
**[11:31] Minos**
You really are a Tokyo devil now.
**[11:35] Minos**
Too bad about the Ryounkaku, though.
**[11:38] Minos**
Guess I should've come
here a century earlier.
**[11:42] Yurine**
I envy you.
**[11:44] Yurine**
You talk about doing stuff
a century ago like it's nothing.
**[11:48] Yurine**
If I'd lived for thousands
of years like you guys,
**[11:52] Yurine**
I could've witnessed some of the things
I've read about in history books.
**[11:56] Medusa**
Can't breathe...
**[11:57] Yurine**
A human only gets to see about
seventy or eighty years' worth of history.
**[12:03] Yurine**
In another hundred years,
I won't even be around anymore.
**[12:09] Yurine**
If the world stays as peaceful as it is now,
**[12:12] Yurine**
I'd love to live long enough to see
how it looks in another century or two.
**[12:19] Yurine**
And you guys can do that.
**[12:22] Minos**
Is that how you see it?
**[12:24] Jashin**
From a devil's perspective, humans can
find happiness in the smallest of things.
**[12:29] Minos**
I am kinda curious to see
what lies in the human realm's future.
**[12:34] Minos**
But isn't being human all about
living your short lives to the fullest,
**[12:38] Minos**
so you can make the world
better for the next generation?
**[12:41] Minos**
Humans are amazing!
**[12:43] Minos**
Their lives are so much shorter,
but they do so much.
**[12:46] Minos**
It's not all about just staying alive
for thousands of years.
**[12:49] Medusa**
Yeah.
**[12:50] Medusa**
That's why I respect and love humans so much.
**[12:55] Medusa**
Humans destroy things sometimes,
**[12:57] Medusa**
but they have the power to create even more.
That's why they're so amazing.
**[13:02] Jashin**
Well, I hate humans.
**[13:04] Medusa**
Jashin-chan!
**[13:05] Jashin**
But I love the human realm.
**[13:09] Jashin**
There are so many fun things to do,
**[13:11] Jashin**
and so many tasty foods to eat!
**[13:14] Minos**
That's all you care about, huh?
**[13:18] Jashin**
Just thinking about it is making me hungry.
**[13:20] Yurine**
You know...
**[13:22] Jashin**
Let's go out and eat something!
**[13:24] Jashin**
Medusa, I want some expensive yakiniku!
**[13:28] Medusa**
Oh, all right.
**[13:29] Jashin**
Yay!
**[13:30] Yurine**
Quit leeching off her.
Medusa, I'll help pay.
**[13:35] Minos**
I guess I'll let you guys treat me, too!
**[13:37] Jashin**
Don't be impudent, Minos.
**[13:38] Minos**
You're one to talk.
**[13:40] Jashin**
*Excuse* me?! I'll dropkick you!
**[13:42] Minos**
Oh, yeah?! I'll just get you back!
**[13:43] Medusa**
Come on, you two, don't fight!
**[13:44] Yurine**
Jashin-chan, let's all just
have a friendly meal together.
***SIGN*** She unleashed a whole lot
of dropkicks after this
**[13:54] Pekola**
Flower-viewing? I'll pass.
**[13:57] Pekola**
An angel like me could never watch
the cherry blossoms with devils like you.
**[14:03] Minos**
Don't make excuses.
We're friends, aren't we?
**[14:06] Pekola**
Since when am I your friend?
**[14:09] Yurine**
We brought a lunch for you, too.
**[14:13] Pekola**
A... A lunch...
**[14:15] Pekola**
What does it have in it?
**[14:18] Yurine**
Well...
**[14:19] Yurine**
There's chicken skewers, sushi, sandwiches...
**[14:23] Pekola**
H-Huh.
**[14:33] Pekola**
This is a great spot.
**[14:36] Pekola**
How long have you been holding it?
**[14:40] Pekola**
Why aren't you answering?
**[14:42] Jashin**
Oh, you're here?
**[14:44] Yurine**
Jashin-chan's been holding
this spot for 66 hours.
**[14:48] Pekola**
That long?!
**[14:50] Yurine**
Yes. It's her punishment for hiding
a half-eaten sandwich in my desk.
***SIGN*** Clear File
**[14:56] (Flashback) Jashin**
I'll finish it later.
***SIGN*** Clear File
***SIGN*** Clear File
***SIGN*** Clear File
***SIGN*** Clear File
***SIGN*** Clear File
***SIGN*** Clear File
***SIGN*** Clear File
**[14:57] Yurine**
She's been here 66 hours with no phone, games,
books, or anything else to help pass the time.
**[15:04] Pekola**
That's just heartless!
**[15:06] All**
Cheers!
**[15:08] Pekola**
Ch-Cheers...
**[15:11] Minos**
Drinking while looking at cherry blossoms
is so elegant. That's Japan for you!
**[15:15] Jashin**
You're literally just
like a foreign tourist.
**[15:19] Mei**
Hey, you girls! Minors can't drink alcohol!
**[15:24] Mei**
Wait... Orochimaru, it's you!
**[15:31] Mei**
I never dreamed I'd find you here.
**[15:33] Mei**
You and I really are—
**[15:34] Jashin**
Cut it out! Stop talking like that!
**[15:38] Jashin**
Other than the human, Yurine,
we're all adult devils and fallen angels here!
**[15:43] Pekola**
I'm not a fallen—
**[15:45] Jashin**
In fact, we're centuries older than you, Mei!
**[15:48] Mei**
Orochimaru called me "Mei"!
**[15:51] Mei**
Today is truly a day to remember!
**[15:53] Mei**
I know! Since you called me "Mei,"
we'll call this "Mei Orochimaru Day"!
**[15:59] Mei**
I'll have one of your drinks to celebrate!
**[16:02] Yurine**
Aren't you working?
**[16:03] Mei**
It's fine! The work's not that important!
**[16:09] DevilA**
There's a body buried under the cherry tree.
**[16:14] DevilA**
What a relief.
**[16:20] Mei**
I don't actually want to do this job at all.
**[16:22] Mei**
I took it because it seemed like a stable job,
but I get yelled at every day...
**[16:28] Jashin**
She's bringing down the mood.
**[16:31] Jashin**
Medusa, go drop her off somewhere.
**[16:33] Medusa**
Huh?
**[16:34] Jashin**
Move it!
**[16:38] Medusa**
Shall we go for a little walk?
**[16:40] Mei**
Uh-huh.
**[16:41] Medusa**
It sounds tough.
**[16:43] Mei**
Uh-huh.
**[16:44] Medusa**
It sounds stressful.
**[16:45] Mei**
Uh-huh.
**[16:46] Jashin**
Now, let's get back to eating and drinking!
**[16:49] Poporon**
Would anyone like some pork buns?
***SIGN*** Genesis
**[16:51] Jashin**
I want pork buns!
**[16:53] Jashin**
Over here, please!
**[16:54] Poporon**
Sure!
**[16:55] Jashin**
Oh, Noel-san.
**[16:57] Poporon**
*Ugh, her again?*
**[16:59] Pekola**
Oh, it's you, Poporon.
**[17:00] Poporon**
Ugh! Pekola-sama!
**[17:02] Minos**
What's up? Is this your friend, Pekola-chan?
**[17:04] Jashin**
Hey, "Noel-san"! I *knew*
you were Poporon-chan!
***SIGN*** Genesis
**[17:09] Genesis Owner**
Hey, Noel. You can take a break.
***SIGN*** Genesis
***SIGN*** Genesis
***SIGN*** Genesis
***SIGN*** Genesis
***SIGN*** Genesis
***SIGN*** Genesis
***SIGN*** Genesis
***SIGN*** Genesis
***SIGN*** Genesis
**[17:13] Poporon**
Oh, boss...
**[17:14] Genesis Owner**
Oh, Yurine-chan.
**[17:16] Yurine**
Hello.
**[17:18] Genesis Owner**
Noel's a good girl.
Be good to her, all right?
**[17:25] Jashin**
He called her a good girl!
**[17:26] Yurine**
Why don't you join us?
**[17:28] Minos**
Any friend of Pekola-chan's
is a friend of ours!
**[17:33] Minos**
Right?
**[17:35] Poporon**
You annoy me.
**[17:38] Pekola**
Poporon, they're offering to share with you.
**[17:41] Poporon**
Shut up!
**[17:42] Poporon**
You look ridiculous, chumming
around with humans and devils!
**[17:45] Jashin**
You need to get over yourself!
**[17:47] Jashin**
I'll kill you! Let's take this outside!
**[17:51] Minos**
We're already outside!
**[17:53] Yurine**
Stop it, Jashin-chan.
**[17:55] Yurine**
Sorry for pressuring you to join us.
**[17:58] Yurine**
Maybe some other time.
**[18:01] Poporon**
Have a nice day.
**[18:03] Jashin**
Damn that Noel-san!
**[18:05] Minos**
She's an odd one, huh?
**[18:07] Pekola**
She used to be my subordinate,
but she's a bit twisted for an angel.
**[18:13] Pekola**
She wasn't like that before...
**[18:17] Jashin**
Who cares?! Let's just drink and sing!
**[18:21] [SONG] Jashin**
Cherry blossoms, cherry blossoms
**[18:26] [SONG] Jashin**
In fields, mountains, and villages
**[18:31] [SONG] Jashin**
As far as the eye can see
**[18:36] [SONG] Jashin**
Is that mist or clouds?
**[18:40] [SONG] Jashin**
Fragrant in the rising sun
**[18:41] Poporon**
Hmph. Ridiculous.
**[18:44] Jashin**
Yay!
**[18:47] Mei**
And you know what else?
**[18:50] Mei**
All the others pick on me.
They call me a weirdo.
**[18:53] Medusa**
Oh, that's awful.
**[18:57] Medusa**
*I bet they've all forgotten about me...*
***SIGN*** Mei Orochimaru Day
**[19:00] Mei**
Yay!
**[19:06] Jashin**
* I'm a devil, but I haven't done anything bad*
* in so long, I'm going through withdrawal.*
***SIGN*** Saber
Tiger
**[19:13] Yurine**
Want to get bread for lunch?
**[19:16] Jashin**
I'm more in the mood for rice.
**[19:19] Yurine**
Really? I'm pretty sure you want bread.
**[19:22] Jashin**
Not really. Rice is—
**[19:25] Yurine**
No, your face says you want to eat bread.
**[19:28] Jashin**
Fine.
**[19:29] Yurine**
Right? It was written all over your face
that you were dying for some bread.
**[19:36] Yurine**
I just love the smell of bakeries.
**[19:39] Jashin**
That's the smell of yeast.
**[19:42] Yurine**
This new product looks really good.
**[19:46] Yurine**
It is! I think I'll get this.
**[19:51] Yurine**
This looks good, too.
**[19:55] Yurine**
You didn't...
**[19:56] Jashin**
The sign said "Help yourself."
**[19:59] Yurine**
What kind of person interprets
that as "eat *all* of them"?
**[20:02] Jashin**
I'm not a person. I'm a dev—
**[20:06] Jashin**
Um, okay, then...
**[20:09] Jashin**
I'll tear the bread that
the samples were for into pieces,
**[20:13] Jashin**
stick toothpicks in them, and...
**[20:15] Jashin**
See? Good as new!
**[20:18] Yurine**
There's nothing "good as new" about that!
**[20:20] Yurine**
What kind of idiot tears up one of
the store's products to leave out?
**[20:23] Yurine**
Apologize to the staff
and pay for what you ruined!
**[20:27] Jashin**
Okay...
***SIGN*** Ham Roll
***SIGN*** Chocolate Cornet
**[20:32] Jashin**
I'll switch the price tag
on the ham rolls...
**[20:34] Jashin**
with the price tag on
the chocolate cornets!
***SIGN*** Ham Roll
***SIGN*** Chocolate Cornet
***SIGN*** Ham Roll
**[20:38] Jashin**
They're clearly chocolate cornets,
but it says they're ham rolls!
**[20:41] Jashin**
And vice versa!
**[20:48] Yurine**
Why have you been doing
naughty things all day?
**[20:52] Jashin**
I'm always doing naughty things in secret.
You just don't know about it.
**[21:00] Jashin**
I have to follow my devil instincts
to do bad sometimes, or I'll go mad!
**[21:04] Yurine**
Medusa and Minos are devils, too,
but they don't do anything bad or naughty.
**[21:09] Jashin**
Well, there's individual variation, you know?
**[21:12] Yurine**
Don't "you know?" me.
**[21:15] Girl**
My balloon...
**[21:17] Girl**
Mom, get it down!
**[21:20] Mom**
I can't get it down
from all the way up there.
**[21:24] Mom**
Oh, dear.
**[21:25] Yurine**
There you go. You're up.
**[21:25] Girl**
My balloon...
**[21:27] Jashin**
Up for what?
**[21:28] Yurine**
Get her balloon for her.
**[21:30] Jashin**
No way! Why should I help a human?
**[21:33] Yurine**
Hmm... It'd be so easy with
your physical abilities, though.
**[21:39] Jashin**
Aw, well, that's true, but...
**[21:43] Jashin**
I guess I have no choice!
**[21:45] Yurine**
Even a snake can climb a tree
if you flatter it enough.
**[21:48] Jashin**
Hup...
**[21:50] Jashin**
There! I got your balloon, human child—
**[21:53] Jashin**
Uh, no way...
**[21:55] Jashin**
Wait, hang on, kid!
**[21:57] Jashin**
How were you holding this before?! Wait!
**[22:02] Jashin**
Are you kidding me?!
***SIGN*** That's... Jashin-chan!
***SIGN*** I finally found her!
***SIGN*** Wait, Jashin-chan! Wait!
**[23:32] Jashin**
*Dropkick on My Devil* will see you again!
**[23:35] Jashin**
Hasta la vista, baby!
***SIGN*** The
End
# E12 -
Source: [Crunchyroll](https://www.crunchyroll.com/watch/GN7UDVE5Q/)
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**[00:27] Jashin**
I'm back...
**[00:29] Jashin**
everyone.
**[00:32] Jashin**
You had a lot of nerve,
turning your backs on me! But...
**[00:36] Jashin**
I'll be back! I have returned!
**[00:44] Jashin**
All 7.6 billion people
on Earth, bear witness!
**[00:48] Jashin**
The great monarch of fear has
returned, only 19 years behind!
**[00:51] Jashin**
If you wish to see Angolmois, look upon me!
**[00:55] Jashin**
This is the new lethal move
of the reborn Jashin-chan!
**[00:58] Jashin**
Super Delicious Planetary Golden
Special Reserve Gorgeous After-care Kid
**[01:03] Jashin**
Plus Ultra Hyper Mega
Romanée Conti Marvelous
**[01:06] Jashin**
Delaware Extra Big Bang Overlord
Giga Drill Cosmic Meteor...
**[01:24] Jashin**
Moumantai No Problem
C'est Bon Está Bien Nankurunaisa!
**[01:27] Jashin**
The True Jashin-chan Dropkiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiii-hiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiick!
**[02:01] Crowd**
Noel-tan!
**[02:03] Poporon**
Thank you all!
**[02:06] Pekola**
Nooooo!
***SIGN*** Bread 30 yen/loaf
***SIGN*** Sale
***SIGN*** Sold Out
**[02:10] Minos**
Sorry, Granny.
**[02:11] Medusa**
We won't forget about you again.
**[02:13] Old Woman**
Oh, it's all right.
**[02:17] Man**
Congratulations!
We have a first-prize winner!
**[02:23] Man**
Here's the first prize:
**[02:25] Man**
a voucher for a one-night, two-day trip to
a private beach, courtesy of Flex Tourism!
***SIGN*** Fin
**[02:49] Jashin**
Beth!
**[02:51] Jashin**
It's time to eat.
**[02:56] Jashin**
Huh?
**[02:57] Jashin**
Did you... get bigger?
**[03:00] Jashin**
* Pretty sure she was about this size*
* before I went into outer space...*
**[03:05] Jashin**
We'll have to get you a bigger house
before you don't fit in it anymore.
**[03:09] Jashin**
*I forgot she was a Beast of Gévaudan.*
**[03:13] Jashin**
* Forget the dog house.*
* She's gonna need a cage pretty soon.*
**[03:18] Jashin**
* Will I be able to control*
* a beast of Hell that easily?*
**[03:23] Jashin**
*She might attack and eat me!*
**[03:29] Jashin**
Better kill her while I have the chance!
**[03:31] Jashin**
Walking you is a royal pain, anyway.
**[03:33] Jashin**
And your food's expensive.
This is the perfect time to do it.
**[03:36] Jashin**
So long, Beth!
**[03:38] Jashin**
Here's my second-most lethal move
after my killer dropkick!
**[03:42] Jashin**
Take this! Royal Copenhagen!
**[03:48] Jashin**
* How can she give me that sweet,*
* innocent look when I'm about to kill her?*
**[03:52] Jashin**
* Those eyes say she trusts me*
* completely as her master!*
**[03:57] Jashin**
*But I have to kill her now! Right now!*
**[04:02] Jashin**
I can't do it!
**[04:04] Jashin**
* I've grown attached to her*
* after all this time taking care of her.*
**[04:05] Jashin**
There, there. There, there.
**[04:11] Jashin**
* A proud beast of Hell is allowing*
* itself to be bound by a leash,*
**[04:15] Jashin**
*and giving up its freedom to live this life.*
**[04:18] Jashin**
She's so much like me.
**[04:22] Jashin**
I'm sorry, Beth.
**[04:27] Jashin**
C'mon, what's with you, Beth?
**[04:29] Jashin**
Stop that! Don't try to tussle with me!
**[04:31] Jashin**
Seriously, cut it out!
**[04:45] Jashin**
Forget what I said.
I have to kill her right now.
**[04:48] Jashin**
I still have my left hand.
**[04:51] Jashin**
Take this! Left-handed Royal Copenhagen!
**[04:59] Jashin**
It didn't do a damn thing!
**[05:03] Yurine**
Hello?
**[05:06] Jashin**
Oh! Yurine!
**[05:08] Jashin**
Long time no see!
Were you lonely without me?
**[05:12] Yurine**
You were gone? I didn't notice.
**[05:15] Jashin**
Huh?
**[05:16] Jashin**
That's so mean! I was gone
for three whole light-years!
**[05:19] Jashin**
Do you have any idea what a
hard time I had trying to make it back?!
**[05:23] Yurine**
Well, enough about that.
You dropped this, Jashin-chan.
**[05:26] Jashin**
Oh, th-that's right! This beast's
gotten too big and powerful!
**[05:30] Jashin**
I have to get rid of her now,
or she'll kill me... uh, pretty soon...
**[05:35] Yurine**
There, there. Good girl.
**[05:37] Jashin**
*Don't ignore me!*
**[05:39] Yurine**
Well, since you tried to
punch Beth a minute ago...
**[05:44] Yurine**
In the name of Beth...
**[05:47] Yurine**
I'll punish you.
**[05:57] Jashin**
It's plain as day that I'm the victim here!
**[05:59] Jashin**
Why do *I* have to be punished?!
**[06:01] Yurine**
I'll punish you.
**[06:03] Jashin**
It's no use. She's just making it all worse.
There's no point in talking to her.
**[06:08] Yurine**
Would you prefer a punch or a kick?
**[06:11] Yurine**
You can pick which one you want.
**[06:13] Yurine**
Punch it is.
**[06:19] Yurine**
Okay, time for us to have our dinner, too.
**[06:22] Yurine**
I'll stick your hand back on with
superglue. Bring it in with you.
**[06:27] Jashin**
None of that made any sense...
**[06:30] DevilA**
Swimsuit episode coming up!
Keep your eyes peeled!
**[06:54] Jashin**
Yay!
**[06:56] Jashin**
We really do have the place to ourselves!
**[07:00] Minos**
I can't believe you won first prize in a
Suzuran Street shopping district lottery,
**[07:05] Minos**
and got vouchers for six
for a day at a private beach.
***SIGN*** You have such good luck, Yurine-chan.
**[07:10] Yurine**
It happens.
**[07:12] Medusa**
Say cheese!
**[07:14] Jashin**
Yay!
**[07:16] Pekola**
*My Lord, please forgive me.*
**[07:18] Pekola**
* I have once again given in to the devils'*
* temptation and accompanied them.*
**[07:23] Pekola**
*How deeply I have sinned...*
**[07:26] Pekola**
*But you can't blame me, right?*
**[07:28] Pekola**
*I* had *to come when I heard
there'd be a barbecue!*
**[07:33] Pekola**
*I haven't seen the sea in so long.*
**[07:35] Pekola**
* Not since I swam in the Dead Sea*
* about 3,000 years ago, I think.*
**[07:40] DevilA**
The Dead Sea isn't a "sea." It's a lake.
**[07:43] Yurine**
Be sure to keep the beach clean.
**[07:45] All**
Okay!
**[07:46] Pekola**
*Come to think of it...*
**[07:47] Yurine**
Take your trash home with you.
**[07:50] All**
Okay!
**[07:50] Pekola**
* There seems to be a new devil*
* I haven't seen before.*
**[07:53] Medusa**
Jashin-chan!
**[07:55] Medusa**
You look so cute in that swimsuit!
**[07:59] Jashin**
Not cute. Strong!
**[08:01] Yurine**
Did you even need to put on a swimsuit?
**[08:03] Jashin**
Oh, come on. Everyone wears
a swimsuit to the beach.
**[08:07] Jashin**
I don't get your standards
for what "everyone" does.
**[08:12] Medusa**
Pekola-chan!
**[08:14] Pekola**
Wh-What is it?
**[08:16] Jashin**
What was with that reaction?
**[08:19] Medusa**
W-Wait, Jashin-chan...
**[08:19] Pekola**
Uh, nothing...
**[08:21] Minos**
What's up?
***SIGN*** What's wrong?
**[08:22] Jashin**
What are you hiding? Let me see!
**[08:26] Pekola**
No... P-Please don't...
**[08:28] Jashin**
Don't be stingy! What's it gonna hurt?
**[08:31] Pekola**
Don't!
**[08:33] Yurine**
Stop it! Don't be a pest!
***SIGN*** Tajiri
**[08:38] Jashin**
Tajiri?
**[08:39] Jashin**
Is your family name Tajiri?
**[08:41] Minos**
So you're Tajiri Pekola-chan?
***SIGN*** Hello!
***SIGN*** I came here from Hell to find Jashin-chan.
***SIGN*** My name is Persephone II.
***SIGN*** Nice to meet you, Tajiri-chan!
**[08:52] Pekola**
N-Nice to meet you... Wait, no!
**[08:54] Pekola**
This was just a hand-me-down from a coworker.
**[08:57] Pekola**
You *know* I don't have a family name.
**[09:00] Jashin**
Really, Tajiri?
**[09:01] Minos**
Got it, Tajiri-chan!
***SIGN*** Tajiri-chan!
**[09:03] Pekola**
I told you, I'm not Tajiri!
**[09:06] Medusa**
U-Um, Pekola-chan...
**[09:09] Medusa**
I'm sorry, I...
**[09:11] Medusa**
I just wanted to say you
looked cute in your swimsuit...
**[09:15] Pekola**
Really?
**[09:16] Yurine**
You sure do.
**[09:18] Yurine**
It shouldn't be legal, really.
**[09:20] Yurine**
You look good in it, Pekola.
**[09:29] Poporon**
Squee!
**[09:34] Jashin**
Ow, ow, ow!
**[09:35] Jashin**
I can't wear sandals,
and the sand is burning me.
**[09:38] Jashin**
So I'm going in first!
**[09:40] Medusa**
Jashin-chan! You need to stretch first!
**[09:42] Jashin**
Shut up!
**[09:45] Mei**
The Vega stance!
**[09:47] Three**
One, two, three, four.
**[09:50] Three**
One, two, three, four.
**[09:52] Minos**
Can't forget to do our stretches first.
***SIGN*** Right!
**[09:54] Pekola**
R-Right...
**[10:04] Jashin**
M-My leg... I mean, my tail's c-cramping...
**[10:08] Medusa**
That looks like so much fun.
**[10:10] Medusa**
But I can't swim, so I guess
I'll just make a sand castle.
**[10:16] Medusa**
Scoopity-scoop, scoopity-scoop...
**[10:24] Jashin**
I thought I was done for.
**[10:26] Yusa**
Ice here!
**[10:29] Yusa**
Who wants some delicious shaved ice?
**[10:32] Jashin**
Hey, Yusa-Koji.
**[10:33] Yusa**
Welcome.
**[10:35] DevilA**
Hello, hello.
**[10:36] Jashin**
Heya, slay ya...
**[10:38] Jashin**
Love and throb and French kiss ya!
**[10:40] Jashin**
And a heart-pounding deep kiss, too!
**[10:42] DevilA**
A "French kiss" and a "deep kiss"
are the same thing.
**[10:46] Jashin**
Gimme a shaved ice.
**[10:51] Jashin**
Nothing beats crunchy, ice-cold shaved ice!
**[10:58] Jashin**
You want some, Tajiri?
**[11:01] Jashin**
Then, run in a circle
three times and bark like a dog.
**[11:05] Pekola**
Woof!
**[11:07] Jashin**
You actually did it!
**[11:09] Pekola**
Sh-Shaved ice...
**[11:10] Jashin**
You don't get any yet!
**[11:12] Jashin**
Gimme your paw!
**[11:13] Yurine**
Jashin-chan...
**[11:16] Yurine**
What exactly are you making Pekola do?
**[11:19] Jashin**
I-I'm not doing anything!
The shaved ice... Uh, I mean, Pekola wanted—
**[11:23] Yurine**
Looks like I haven't disciplined
you enough quite yet.
**[11:27] Yurine**
Jashin-chan, you'll get a sunburn.
**[11:31] Yurine**
Let me give you my parasol.
**[11:33] Jashin**
Why'd you say that, then close it?
**[11:37] Jashin**
U...
**[11:37] Jashin**
V...
**[11:38] Jashin**
blocking!
**[11:46] Medusa**
Yay!
***SIGN*** Wow! Wow! Wow!
**[11:52] Yurine**
Here.
**[11:54] Yurine**
To apologize for Jashin-chan bullying you.
**[11:57] Pekola**
A-Are you sure? Thank you.
**[12:00] Pekola**
*Ice... Ice...*
**[12:04] Pekola**
It's so cold and delicious!
**[12:06] Pekola**
And this ache in my head is indescribable!
**[12:09] Yusa**
How do you like the flavor?
**[12:13] Pekola**
A d-devil?
**[12:15] Pekola**
*Oh, no! Did a devil make this shaved ice?*
**[12:19] Yusa**
Do you like it?
**[12:24] Pekola**
Y-Yes. It tastes very good.
**[12:27] Yusa**
I'm so glad.
**[12:28] Pekola**
B-But I...
**[12:34] Pekola**
C-Can I help you?
**[12:36] Jashin**
Hey, Koji.
**[12:38] Jashin**
It's rude to stare at people.
**[12:41] Yurine**
*You're* giving lectures now?
**[12:43] Jashin**
The next name I'm gonna give you
after Mimori is Tsugumitsu!
**[12:46] Yusa**
Who's that supposed to be?
**[12:48] DevilA**
A military leader in Suzu District
of Noto Province: Yusa Tsugumitsu!
**[12:51] Jashin**
Yusa-Koji! She's an angel!
Let your guard down and she'll kill you!
**[12:58] Yurine**
What is it?
**[13:02] Yurine**
She says she feels safer with the
angel than with you, Jashin-chan.
**[13:06] Jashin**
What?!
**[13:06] Jashin**
Damn you, Koji Mimori Tsugumitsu!
**[13:09] Yurine**
Stop that.
**[13:10] Yurine**
Otherwise, I'll skin you
and rub salt all over you.
**[13:13] Pekola**
She feels so nice and cool.
**[13:22] Jashin**
What kind of stupid devil
makes friends with an angel?!
**[13:26] Jashin**
Dummy! Moron!
**[13:29] Jashin**
Idiot!
**[13:44] Jashin**
*Seriously, what's with all of them?*
**[13:56] Jashin**
They're all just stupid.
***SIGN*** I think it's about done.
**[14:14] Minos**
What the heck is that?!
***SIGN*** It's a kraken!
**[14:16] Yurine**
Kraken? Like the one
in Norse mythology?
***SIGN*** Yeah!
**[14:21] Medusa**
Jashin-chan!
**[14:22] Jashin**
M-Medusa!
**[14:24] Jashin**
Hurry up and help me!
**[14:25] Jashin**
Help... Huh-Huh-Hell! Hell!
**[14:28] Jashin**
Hell me! Hell me! Wait, what?
**[14:30] Medusa**
Uh, I don't think I'm the one to ask—
**[14:33] Jashin**
Just hurry up and hello me already!
**[14:35] Medusa**
Um...
**[14:36] Medusa**
Kraken-san!
**[14:38] Medusa**
Could you please put Jashin-chan down?
**[14:43] Jashin**
Are you a moron?!
**[14:45] Jashin**
Whoa!
**[14:47] Medusa**
Jashin-chan!
**[14:49] Jashin**
Something just cracked...
**[14:51] Jashin**
I-If you're gonna eat someone,
that girl tastes better than me.
**[14:54] Jashin**
Medusa, take my place!
My life is worth more than yours!
**[15:00] Jashin**
Hey! Over there! Look over there!
**[15:02] Jashin**
You can just eat that one.
**[15:04] Minos**
Oh, boy.
**[15:05] Jashin**
Go on! Doesn't she look tasty?
***SIGN*** So shameful.
**[15:07] Jashin**
Go eat her already!
**[15:07] Pekola**
Truly shameful.
**[15:09] Jashin**
Go on, go on, go on!
**[15:10] Jashin**
Wait, seriously?! Hang on! Don't eat me!
**[15:15] Minos**
It ate her.
***SIGN*** It sure did.
**[15:17] Pekola**
Th-That's not what you should be saying!
**[15:19] Pekola**
Her behavior was shameful,
but she's your friend, isn't she?!
**[15:22] Pekola**
You have to save her, shameful or not!
**[15:26] Yurine**
I guess we have no choice.
**[15:28] Yurine**
Seafood just went to
the top of our menu tonight.
**[15:31] Pekola**
Where'd that weapon come from?
**[15:32] Minos**
Yeah, guess we have no choice.
***SIGN*** In that case, I'll...
***SIGN*** be cheering you on!
**[15:39] Minos**
Well, let's do this!
**[15:49] Minos**
Devil Blow!
**[15:53] Minos**
Huh?
**[16:28] Pekola**
Are you all right?
**[16:29] Medusa**
Y-Yes...
**[16:58] Jashin**
Hey, your armor looks
really cool! Let me borrow it!
**[17:01] Medusa**
W-Wait, Jashin-chan...
**[17:03] Woman Warrior**
Uh, next time, okay?
**[17:04] Jashin**
You'd better!
**[17:06] Jashin**
I'm dead. I'm so dead.
***SIGN*** Your body's melting.
**[17:11] Medusa**
Are you okay, Jashin-chan?
**[17:13] Jashin**
You know I'm not.
**[17:15] Jashin**
* This never would've happened if she*
* hadn't summoned me in the first place.*
**[17:20] Jashin**
* This happened because she summoned me*
* and dragged me to the beach.*
**[17:25] Jashin**
*Just look at me!*
**[17:27] Jashin**
*It's all her fault. All Yurine's fault!*
**[17:33] Jashin**
*I hate her...*
**[17:35] Jashin**
*I hate her!*
***SIGN*** This is...
**[17:38] Medusa**
J-Jashin-chan?!
**[17:48] Jashin**
Heed my call, ancient woman warrior!
**[17:53] Jashin**
Amazon!
**[18:04] Woman Warrior**
What? Right here?
**[18:05] Jashin**
Just shut up and take it off!
**[18:07] Woman Warrior**
Whoa... W-Wait a...
**[18:07] Jashin**
Come on, come on! All of it!
**[18:10] Woman Warrior**
Oh, no!
**[18:18] Jashin**
Check out how cool I look!
I'm like some evil soldier!
**[18:21] Woman Warrior**
H-How could you?
**[18:23] Jashin**
Now I can win! It's really the end this time!
**[18:27] Jashin**
So long, Yurine!
**[18:30] Yurine**
You truly never learn, do you?
**[18:33] Yurine**
Fine. I'll take you on.
**[18:38] Yurine**
Explosion reél. Jove le synapse.
**[18:43] Yurine**
Ce monde disparaître!
**[19:04] Jashin**
Huh?
**[19:05] Yurine**
Ici maintenant représenter
làppance de la vérité!
**[19:13] Yurine**
Sors!
**[19:14] Yurine**
La bête!
**[19:25] Jashin**
Beth?!
**[19:29] Jashin**
Hmph! Both you and Yurine
will soon be rust on my blade!
**[19:40] Yurine**
Beth!
**[20:10] Jashin**
Oh, that's *it*!
**[20:11] Jashin**
Take this! Full Armor Jashin-chan Dropkick!
**[20:23] DevilA**
Their battle...
**[20:26] DevilA**
shall continue!
**[21:22] Medusa**
This is good!
**[21:27] Medusa**
Yep! It's the kraken from before!
**[21:31] Minos**
Lemme try it!
**[21:33] Minos**
That's good!
***SIGN*** Let me try some, too!
**[21:39] Pekola**
* I can't believe they can*
* eat that like it's no big deal.*
***SIGN*** Here's a piece for you, too, Pekola-chan.
**[21:46] Pekola**
I'll never eat something like...
I mean, I'm already full—
***SIGN*** Here.
**[21:57] Pekola**
*It's delicious!*
**[22:00] Yurine**
Eat all you like, Pekola.
***SIGN*** I'll get another one, then!
**[22:04] Pekola**
Th-Thank you...
**[22:21] Yurine**
It's hard to eat with your left hand, right?
**[22:30] Jashin**
I-I'm not a child! I can eat by myself!
**[22:34] Jashin**
I'm perfectly fine without your help!
**[22:37] Jashin**
Mind your own business!
**[22:41] Yurine**
A meal like this should be enjoyable.
**[22:43] Jashin**
O-Okay, okay! I'll have some, then!
**[22:46] Yurine**
Good. Open up.
**[22:49] Jashin**
Uh, not that, though, please...
**[22:51] Yurine**
Just open up already.
**[23:04] Jashin**
Ah, that's delicious—
**[23:10] Pekola**
You're closer to the witch than I thought.
**[23:14] Jashin**
Wha... Tajiri!
**[23:15] Minos**
They're not close.
**[23:17] Jashin**
Th-That's right!
**[23:18] Minos**
They're more than that, right?
**[23:19] Jashin**
We are *not*!
**[23:20] Medusa**
Aw, don't be shy.
***SIGN*** Just be honest.
**[23:24] Jashin**
Excuse me, you little brat?!
**[23:26] Yurine**
Sheesh. Just be honest already.
**[23:29] All**
Just be honest!
**[23:36] Jashin**
Damn it! I'll murder all of you!
# Season 2 - Dropkick on My Devil!! Dash
# E1 - Untitled
Source: [Crunchyroll](https://www.crunchyroll.com/watch/G6ZJ8M9MY/untitled)
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***SIGN*** Dragon Books
***SIGN*** Grimoire
**[00:43] Yurine**
Jashin-chan...
**[00:49] Yurine**
Unbreaking bond... Oath of days long past...
**[00:53] Yurine**
I am Black Xavier,
**[00:56] Yurine**
the one who conveys the will
of the devil to the people.
**[01:01] Yurine**
Zazaas, zazaas, nasunazaas.
**[01:11] Yurine**
Zurolo, zoas, nanomiala, hekau.
**[01:16] Yurine**
Zurazza, zavai...
**[01:19] Yurine**
Infernum!
**[01:37] Jashin**
Huh?
**[01:39] Jashin**
What? Where am I?
**[01:44] Jashin**
Hey, the light came on.
**[01:47] Jashin**
Did you summon me?
**[01:50] Yurine**
She's real...
**[01:51] Yurine**
Are you... Jashin?
**[01:54] Jashin**
That's right! I'm Jashin-chan!
**[01:57] Yurine**
The weird one?
**[01:59] Jashin**
I'm not weird...
**[02:00] Jashin**
L-Listen, you—
**[02:01] Yurine**
My name is Yurine, not "you."
**[02:06] Jashin**
And? Why did you, a human, summon me?
**[02:10] Yurine**
No reason.
**[02:11] Yurine**
I just thought it might be sorta
interesting to summon a devil.
**[02:16] Jashin**
Huh?
**[02:17] Yurine**
I got my answer. You can go back now.
**[02:20] Jashin**
Excuse me?
**[02:21] Jashin**
We devils live busy lives, you know!
**[02:23] Jashin**
Don't summon me if you
have no business with me!
**[02:26] Yurine**
Well, *sor-ry*!
**[02:27] Yurine**
You looked half-asleep when you appeared,
**[02:29] Yurine**
but if you're that busy, just go home!
**[02:30] Jashin**
Huh? Why am I the one getting yelled at?
**[02:34] Jashine**
Okay, then. Use the return
spell to send me back to Hell.
**[02:39] Yurine**
Return spell?
**[02:42] Yurine**
Let's see...
**[02:44] Yurine**
Oh, here we go.
**[02:46] Yurine**
"And the spell to return
a summoned devil to Hell is..."
***SIGN*** Continued in
Volume Two
**[02:52] Yurine**
This book has a second volume?
**[02:55] Jashin**
"This book has a second volume," my ass!
**[02:58] Yurine**
I guess it does say "Volume One" here.
**[02:59] Jashin**
Go to the bookstore and buy it this instant!
**[03:01] Yurine**
This was all they had.
**[03:02] Jashin**
D'oh!
**[03:04] Jashin**
Oh, no!
**[03:05] Jashin**
I can't go back to Hell
without the return spell!
**[03:09] Yurine**
You can't get back any other way?
**[03:12] Jashin**
Well, there is one way.
**[03:13] Jashin**
When my summoner dies,
I'll be automatically returned to Hell.
**[03:17] Jashin**
So I can't go home until
your life force runs out!
**[03:22] Jashin**
If you had an unfortunate accident...
**[03:24] Jashin**
Oh, how could I even *think*
that?! That's simply...
**[03:27] Jashin**
Unforgivable!
**[03:29] Jashin**
That was careless of you, human!
**[03:30] Jashin**
The day your life force
runs out... is today!
**[03:33] Jashin**
To us devils, humans are
just worthless scum!
**[03:36] Jashin**
Your luck ran out the moment you summoned me
without the second volume of that grimoire!
**[03:39] Jashin**
Now die, human!
**[03:41] Jashin**
Taste the lethal power of my dropkick!
**[03:44] Yurine**
Upsy-daisy.
**[03:45] Jashin**
Huh?
**[03:46] Jashin**
What?!
**[03:46] Jashin**
Why the heck do you have a sword like *that*?!
**[03:48] Yurine**
I guess I hold it like this?
**[03:49] Jashin**
I'm in midair!
I'm gonna fall right on top of it!
**[03:49] Yurine**
This is a machete.
It's more of an agricultural tool.
**[03:51] Jashin**
I can't dodge or evade!
**[03:53] Jashin**
Run away!
**[03:54] Yurine**
No running away.
***SIGN*** Top Secret
**[04:00] Commander**
Yurine, huh?
**[04:01] Commander**
All of this feels so nostalgic.
**[04:02] ---**
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***SIGN*** Jashin-chan
Commander
**[04:04] Fighter**
We've been through all kinds
of hardship because of her.
**[04:06] ---**
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***SIGN*** Jashin-chan
Fighter
**[04:08] Genius**
No need to dwell on the past.
Let us discuss the future.
**[04:09] ---**
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***SIGN*** Jashin-chan
Genius
**[04:14] ---**
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***SIGN*** Jashin-chan
Origin
**[04:14] Origin**
Is everyone here?
**[04:17] Commander**
SJ hasn't arrived yet.
**[04:19] Fighter**
Can't she even show up on time?
**[04:21] Genius**
This is a real problem.
**[04:23] Genius**
I'm rather busy with my research.
**[04:25] Commander**
Origin, let's begin.
**[04:27] Commander**
Our situation is urgent.
**[04:29] Origin**
Yeah, but...
**[04:30] Origin**
Let's wait a little longer.
We can reminisce in the meantime.
**[04:33] Genius**
Oh, brother.
**[04:33] Fighter**
I'm in!
**[04:34] Commander**
Origin! We need to get this meeting started!
**[04:34] Origin**
Yeah, that happened not long ago, too...
***SIGN*** Vlad III spears Set of 5
For skewering
**[04:39] Yurine**
Vlad III... Vlad the Impaler's spears?
**[04:42] Yurine**
Only 3,980 for a set of five? That's cheap.
***SIGN*** Dies by dropkick.
***SIGN*** Yurine
***SIGN*** Dies by dropkick.
***SIGN*** Dies by dropkick.
***SIGN*** Dies by dropkick.
**[04:48] Jashin**
Death... NOT!
***SIGN*** Dies by dropkick.
***SIGN*** Dies by dropkick.
***SIGN*** Dies by dropkick.
***SIGN*** Dies by dropkick.
***SIGN*** Dies by dropkick.
***SIGN*** Dies by dropkick.
***SIGN*** Dies by dropkick.
***SIGN*** Dies by dropkick.
***SIGN*** Dies by dropkick.
***SIGN*** Dies by dropkick.
***SIGN*** Dies by dropkick.
***SIGN*** Dies by dropkick.
***SIGN*** Dies by dropkick.
***SIGN*** Dies by dropkick.
***SIGN*** Dies by dropkick.
**[04:50] Yurine**
What are you writing?
**[04:53] Jashin**
I just wrote down your name.
**[04:55] Yurine**
Huh?
**[04:56] Yurine**
Wait, is that a Death No—
**[04:58] Jashin**
Tsk, tsk, tsk!
***SIGN*** Death NOT
**[04:59] Jashin**
Don't assume it's on the same level as
that era-defining masterpiece.
***SIGN*** Death NOT
***SIGN*** Death NOT
***SIGN*** Death NOT
***SIGN*** Death NOT
***SIGN*** Death NOT
**[05:04] Jashin**
This is a Death NOT!
**[05:07] Yurine**
A Death... NOT?
**[05:08] Jashin**
It's my personal memo book.
**[05:10] Jashin**
A simple notebook where I jot
down whatever comes to mind.
**[05:13] Yurine**
Oh, so I'm not actually going
to die from a dropkick?
**[05:18] Yurine**
You had me going there.
**[05:19] Jashin**
Of course not!
***SIGN*** Wahahahahahahaha
**[05:25] Yurine**
It's a pretty cool-looking notebook.
**[05:27] Yurine**
I kinda want one, too.
**[05:30] Jashin**
You let your guard down, Yurine!
**[05:31] Jashin**
The Death NOT *is*
an ordinary notebook,
**[05:33] Jashin**
but it still distracted you,
just like I planned!
**[05:36] Jashin**
When you have an IQ of over 300 like I do,
**[05:40] Jashin**
even the scribblings in a simple notebook –
a Death NOT – become reality!
***SIGN*** Death NOT
**[05:44] Jashin**
And now that you've left yourself wide open,
my dropkick's gonna blast right through you!
**[05:47] Jashin**
It's over, Yurine!
**[05:55] Yurine**
Death... NOT.
**[05:58] Guy**
Delivery!
**[06:00] Yurine**
Coming.
***SIGN*** Yurine Dies by dropkick.
Jashin-chan Dies by being stabbed with
Vlad the Impaler's spear.
**[06:05] Jashin**
"Jashin-chan..."
**[06:05] Guy**
Sign here, please.
***SIGN*** Yurine Dies by dropkick.
Jashin-chan Dies by being stabbed with
Vlad the Impaler's spear.
**[06:07] Jashin**
"Dies by being stabbed with
Vlad the Impaler's spear..."
**[06:07] Yurine**
Sure.
**[06:09] Guy**
Thanks a lot!
**[06:11] Yurine**
Prime sure is fast, isn't it?
**[06:29] Jashin**
Why?
**[06:34] Commander**
Damn it!
**[06:36] Commander**
Curse that Hanazono Yurine!
**[06:37] Commander**
Not only did she outwit us,
she made an example out of us!
**[06:42] Fighter**
Unforgivable! I won't forget this!
**[06:42] Genius**
Who would've thought the
idea I proposed would fail?
**[06:45] Fighter**
I'm gonna make dinner tonight
and then throw it away!
**[06:45] Genius**
You put the plan together. Shouldn't
you bear the responsibility, Commander?
**[06:48] Origin**
You shouldn't waste food.
**[06:48] Commander**
No! Not yet!
**[06:50] Commander**
I can still fight!
**[06:51] Origin**
Commander, that's enough.
**[06:54] Commander**
I'm sorry. I got too worked up.
**[06:57] Genius**
Save that fire for your
online games, Commander.
**[07:01] Origin**
Commander was right.
**[07:03] Origin**
The situation demands urgency.
**[07:05] Commander**
Yes, ma'am!
**[07:07] Origin**
I hope SJ gets here soon...
**[07:09] Three**
Still waiting...
**[07:12] Genius**
She's finally here.
**[07:13] Fighter**
You're late, SJ!
**[07:17] Origin**
What?
**[07:20] Genius**
What *is* this?!
**[07:22] Water Bear**
It's 'cause I'm so tiny...
**[07:24] ?**
What's this thing?!
We've discovered a new species!
**[07:24] ---**
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***SIGN*** Jashin-chan
Water Bear
**[07:26] ?**
Probably just a bit of trash.
**[07:27] ?**
What was that rumbling sound, then?
**[07:32] Buddha**
All on Heaven and Earth
are filled with conceit.
**[07:34] ---**
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***SIGN*** Jashin-chan
Buddha
**[07:35] ?**
Oh, it's just Buddha.
**[07:36] Fighter**
Buddha?!
**[07:37] Fighter**
She's stupidly huge!
**[07:39] Commander**
Is this the end of days?!
**[07:41] SJ**
Sorry I'm late.
**[07:43] ---**
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***SIGN*** Super Jashin-chan
AKA SJ
**[07:43] ?**
That impact...
**[07:45] ?**
You got eaten by Buddha, didn't you?
**[07:47] Fighter**
You're *seriously* late, SJ!
**[07:49] SJ**
Venomous snakes don't rush.
**[07:50] Origin**
Well, it doesn't matter.
**[07:52] Origin**
Hurry up and take your seat.
**[07:54] SJ**
Yeah, I'll pass on the chair.
**[07:56] Origin**
Now that we're all here, let's get started.
**[07:59] Origin**
You'll find documents in front of you.
**[08:03] Commander**
This is...
**[08:04] Fighter**
This is a tough one, all right.
**[08:06] Genius**
Even with my brainpower,
**[08:08] Genius**
getting to the correct answer won't be easy.
**[08:14] Fighter**
Don't fall asleep, SJ!
**[08:16] All**
Wh-What's going on?!
**[08:18] Fighter**
Buddha! You're asleep, too?!
**[08:20] Fighter**
Don't ever come back!
**[08:21] Fighter**
Stay there till your
successor takes over!
**[08:23] Genius**
That'll take 5,600,070,000 years.
***SIGN*** — 5,600,070,000 Years Later —
**[08:28] Maitreya**
Om maitreya svaha.
**[08:29] ---**
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***SIGN*** Jashin-chan
Maitreya
**[08:31] Origin**
What the hell was that?
**[08:34] Genius**
Oh, no!
**[08:35] Genius**
That tremor shook Water Bear
clean out of my Petri dish!
**[08:38] Genius**
My new species! My new
species! What ever will I do?!
**[08:38] Fighter**
Who cares about that speck of trash?
**[08:40] Origin**
We all need to be focused on this right now.
**[08:41] Water Bear**
It's 'cause I'm so tiny...
**[08:44] Commander**
Origin, you can't make this decision!
**[08:46] Commander**
What can you accomplish
without hearing *our* opinions?!
**[08:48] Origin**
Commander...
**[08:50] Commander**
According to these documents,
we have three options.
**[08:52] Commander**
Without a doubt, I favor the first!
**[08:54] Commander**
Swift decisions and actions
are the shortest path to victory!
**[08:59] SJ**
I'm tired.
**[09:01] SJ**
This sucks. Who even cares?
**[09:02] SJ**
I'm going to sleep.
**[09:03] ESP**
*You need to take this seriously, SJ.*
**[09:06] Fighter**
Who's there?! What do you want?!
**[09:08] Genius**
Telepathy...
**[09:10] Commander**
That means...
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ESP
**[09:11] Jashin**
Jashin-chan ESP!
**[09:13] SJ**
ESP?! Where are you?!
**[09:15] ESP**
*I am everywhere and nowhere.*
**[09:19] ESP**
* I am existence and nothingness,*
* one and all, devil and god,*
**[09:23] ESP**
*bald and fluffy, slippery and chewy...*
**[09:26] ESP**
* This is an important meeting*
* that will determine Origin's future.*
**[09:30] ESP**
* We have no need for incompetence.*
* There is no value in your presence here.*
**[09:35] ESP**
*Die!*
**[09:43] All**
ESP!
**[09:44] ESP**
*I used ESP to shatter her brain.*
**[09:46] Fighter**
I see you're as crazy as ever.
**[09:49] Commander**
What fantastic killing power!
**[09:51] Origin**
That's one less opinion we'll get to hear...
**[09:54] DevilA**
When the smaller SJ is killed,
the big one dies, too.
**[09:59] DevilA**
Rest in peace.
**[10:00] Commander**
It's all right, Origin.
**[10:02] Commander**
One less voice will actually
make this decision easier.
**[10:06] Commander**
Let's hear what everyone thinks.
**[10:08] Commander**
SJ is dead,
**[10:09] Commander**
Water Bear is lost,
**[10:09] Water Bear**
It's 'cause I'm so tiny...
**[10:11] Commander**
and Buddha is on the
cusp of reaching Nirvana.
**[10:14] ESP**
*I have a suggestion.*
**[10:16] ESP**
* Shouldn't Origin's opinion*
* be our collective opinion?*
**[10:20] Origin**
My opinion?
**[10:21] Genius**
I see. That makes sense.
**[10:23] Commander**
It does.
**[10:24] Fighter**
I agree, I concur, I echo that thought!
**[10:28] Origin**
Are you sure?
**[10:29] ESP**
*I am fine with it.*
**[10:30] Commander**
Then, I take back what I said.
**[10:33] Commander**
I'll go along with Origin's opinion.
**[10:35] Origin**
Everyone...
**[10:41] Commander**
Origin, what is your decision?
**[10:56] Origin**
Okay, I'll go with option 3: the beef stew!
**[10:58] Commander**
Applause! Beef stew it is!
**[11:01] All**
Congratulations!
**[11:04] Jashin**
All right! We're having beef stew tonight!
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***SIGN*** Beef Shank
For Beef Stew
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For Beef Stew
**[11:07] Jashin**
I seriously couldn't decide between
curry, hashed beef rice, and beef stew!
***SIGN*** Meat Pavilion Yukio
**[11:10] Jashin**
It's gonna be so delicious,
Yurine won't believe her taste buds!
**[11:14] DevilA**
In the Hanazono household,
**[11:16] DevilA**
what to have for dinner is always
decided by meetings in Jashin-chan's head.
**[11:20] DevilA**
I'm sure all of you have meetings
going on in your heads, too...
**[11:23] Mei**
You can't trick me! I'm taking you all in!
**[11:25] Ozaki**
You've got it all wrong!
**[11:27] Katsura**
We're just cosplaying!
**[11:27] Ozaki**
We're not actually grade schoolers!
**[11:29] Chiba**
We may look like kids...
**[11:31] Chiba**
Or well, maybe we don't...
**[11:32] Chiba**
No!
**[11:33] Chiba**
We're twenty years old!
***SIGN*** Grade Schooler
***SIGN*** Grade Schooler
***SIGN*** Grade Schooler
***SIGN*** Grade Schooler
***SIGN*** Grade Schooler
***SIGN*** Grade Schooler
**[11:36] Chiba**
*I lied.*
**[11:37] Mei**
You're under arrest!
**[11:38] Both**
What?!
**[11:38] Chiba**
We're, um, college students!
**[11:41] Mei**
I can't trust anything you say,
so I'm revoking your right to remain silent!
**[11:41] DevilA**
They're actually closer to thirty.
***SIGN*** Yakiniku Heaven
***SIGN*** Yakiniku Heaven
***SIGN*** Yakiniku
***SIGN*** Yakiniku
***SIGN*** Heaven
***SIGN*** Heaven
**[11:50] DevilA**
Sukiyaki at a yakiniku specialty restaurant!
**[11:53] DevilA**
Of course, this isn't on the menu.
**[11:55] DevilA**
This is truly the work of the devil.
**[11:58] Pekola**
*My Lord, please forgive me.*
**[12:00] Pekola**
* I am once again involved in a*
* Sabbat of devils, my sworn enemies.*
**[12:04] Pekola**
* The witch said she would*
* treat me, so I couldn't resist.*
**[12:07] Jashin**
What should I get?
**[12:07] Pekola**
* I need to return to Heaven*
* as soon as possible, and yet...*
**[12:08] Minos**
Eat lots and get stronger, okay, II?
***SIGN*** I will, Minos-oneechan!
**[12:12] Pekola**
*Stronger, huh?*
***SIGN*** What should I eat to get stronger?
**[12:14] Pekola**
* It's true that no battles are*
* won on an empty stomach.*
**[12:15] Minos**
Well, I'd say... everything on the menu!
***SIGN*** Everything?!
**[12:18] Pekola**
*Yes. I'll eat my fill today.*
**[12:20] Yurine**
Eat together in peace, and no fighting.
**[12:22] Yurine**
Don't disturb the other customers.
**[12:24] All**
Okay!
**[12:26] Jashin**
Well, I think I'll start with a beer!
**[12:28] Minos**
Me, too!
**[12:28] Yurine**
Nope.
**[12:31] Jashin**
Okay, sake, then—
**[12:32] Yurine**
Alcohol isn't included in the deal.
**[12:34] Jashin**
Huh?
***SIGN*** New
Year
Special
***SIGN*** All-You-Can-Eat
***SIGN*** 980 Yen (Per Person)
***SIGN*** Soft Drinks
Unlimited Refills
Drink Bar
***SIGN*** ° Separate Cost for
Alcoholic Beverages
**[12:35] Yurine**
We're all getting the drink bar.
**[12:37] Jashin**
Okay...
**[12:38] Medusa**
Well, we can have all
the meat we want, so...
**[12:42] DevilA**
The server took my sukiyaki away...
**[12:47] Server**
Thank you for waiting!
**[12:49] Minos**
Meat!
***SIGN*** Lotsa meat!
**[12:51] Yurine**
Let's dig in, everyone.
**[12:53] Pekola**
Meat...
**[12:54] Jashin**
Hey, Pekola...
**[12:56] Jashin**
Which cut is the lovely angel
Pekola thinking of cooking first?
**[13:00] Pekola**
Um... The ribs.
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**[13:03] Jashin**
Quit living your life in a daze!
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***SIGN*** Wow! That sounded just like a rip-off of something!
**[13:08] Medusa**
Jashin-chan did pay the
license fee, after all.
**[13:11] Jashin**
Safe!
**[13:12] Jashin**
Look here, noob!
**[13:14] Jashin**
If you're gonna snooze your life
away, then just die, fallen angel!
**[13:16] Jashin**
Clean out those ears
and listen up, Tajiri!
**[13:19] Jashin**
When eating yakiniku...
**[13:21] Jashin**
You always start with the tongue!
***SIGN*** Fidget
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**[13:24] Minos**
She's our yakiniku magistrate, you know.
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**[13:26] Jashin**
I am a magistrate.
This is my magistrate costume.
***SIGN*** Fidget
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**[13:29] Yurine**
Who expresses embarrassment like that?
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**[13:32] Jashin**
On that note, as your yakiniku
magistrate, all of you must do as I—
**[13:39] Yurine**
Shut up.
***SIGN*** Please
***SIGN*** Bear With Us ~
**[13:41] DevilA**
A moment... A moment, if you please...
**[13:44] Yurine**
People can eat how they want. Got it?
**[13:47] Jashin**
Y-Yes... Everyone,
please eat how ever you like.
**[13:51] Minos**
Yum!
***SIGN*** The tongue is delicious!
**[13:55] Jashin**
Hey, Medusa, what are you doing?
**[13:57] Medusa**
Huh?
***SIGN*** Lettuce
**[13:58] Jashin**
Don't wrap it in lettuce!
***SIGN*** Lettuce
***SIGN*** Lettuce
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**[13:59] Jashin**
Why would you try to make it a health food?!
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**[14:02] Jashin**
Do it like this! Wrap it in meat!
**[14:04] Jashin**
Eat your meat in a meat bun!
**[14:05] Yurine**
Didn't we just talk about
letting people eat how they want?
**[14:05] Jashin**
All meat, by meat, for meat—
**[14:08] Yurine**
Now, listen. Next time,
I won't stop at your cheek.
**[14:08] Jashin**
F-Forgive me... Forgive me, please...
**[14:11] Yurine**
I'll rip that obnoxious tongue
out of your mouth and grill it.
**[14:14] Jashin**
I hear you, I hear you!
**[14:15] Medusa**
It's okay, Jashin-chan! You can do it!
**[14:15] Minos**
Yum! Beef really is the best meat!
**[14:16] Jashin**
*That really hurt.*
**[14:17] Jashin**
* Nodding like that while she was*
* pinching my cheek really hurt.*
**[14:18] Medusa**
Just say, "I won't talk anymore!"
***SIGN*** Viva cannibalism!
**[14:19] Medusa**
"I won't talk out of turn again!"
**[14:20] Jashin**
*I thought she was gonna rip it off.*
**[14:20] Minos**
Beef for life!
**[14:21] Minos**
I'm just gonna eat it raw!
***SIGN*** °
***SIGN*** Humans, don't
ever attempt this!!
**[14:26] Yurine**
Wow, wild child.
**[14:28] Minos**
Man, it's so good!
**[14:29] Pekola**
Meat and white rice...
**[14:32] Pekola**
It's too delicious!
**[14:33] Pekola**
I'm so happy!
***SIGN*** Until 9:00
**[14:35] Pekola**
* Thank you for these*
* 120 minutes of happiness!*
***SIGN*** Until 9:00
***SIGN*** Until 9:00
***SIGN*** Until 9:00
***SIGN*** Until 9:00
***SIGN*** Until 9:00
**[14:41] Pekola**
*The grill rack is all black.*
**[14:43] Pekola**
*Oh, there's a grease stain on her paper bag!*
**[14:46] Server**
I'll replace your grill rack.
**[14:48] Server**
I'll replace your paper bag, too.
**[14:50] Jashin**
Cold noodles, please.
**[14:52] Server**
Coming right up!
**[14:53] Pekola**
*She timed her blink perfectly!*
**[14:54] Pekola**
What a pro!
**[14:55] Server**
I'm a part-timer, actually!
**[14:58] Jashin**
Now that I think about it,
it's very strange.
**[15:00] Medusa**
What is?
**[15:01] Jashin**
This is our second anime adaptation.
**[15:04] Jashin**
They coulda given us some land in
Chiyoda Ward by now, don'tcha think?
**[15:07] Jashin**
And why aren't we getting any offers?!
**[15:09] Jashin**
Like from Hitotsubashi, or Otowa!
**[15:11] Yurine**
Being in a run-down
district suits you better.
**[15:13] Jashin**
What do you mean, run-down?!
**[15:14] Jashin**
Apologize to Tamachi!
Apologize to Flex Comix!
**[15:17] Yurine**
Shut up, you smart-aleck devil.
**[15:18] Yurine**
I'm seriously going to grill your tongue.
***SIGN*** Smart-aleck devil...
**[15:20] Jashin**
What're you laughing at?!
***SIGN*** How about we get them to change the title
to *The Smart-Aleck Devil!* next week?
***SIGN*** The Smart-Aleck Devil!
***SIGN*** The Smart-Aleck Devil!
**[15:26] Jashin**
Cut that out!
***SIGN*** The Smart-Aleck Devil!
***SIGN*** The Smart-Aleck Devil!
***SIGN*** It's not like you even use your dropkick that often, right?
**[15:30] Minos**
That's title fraud.
**[15:31] Jashin**
I do, too! I've used it twice
in this episode alone!
**[15:34] Jashin**
And how many episodes are in this season?!
***SIGN*** Dropkick on My Devil! Dash
Gift Giveaway Campaign
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**[15:40] Yurine**
I think I'm done.
**[15:41] Medusa**
Me, too.
***SIGN*** I'm so full.
**[15:44] Pekola**
I'll keep eating until the last second!
**[15:47] Minos**
I think I can handle a little more.
**[15:49] Minos**
Oh yeah, I wonder how Dad's doing...
**[15:52] Medusa**
What brought that on?
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**[15:54] Minos**
Oh, I just haven't seen him in a while.
**[15:58] Minos**
Eating yakiniku always seems
to remind me of him...
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**[16:03] Dad**
Thank you for looking out for my daughter.
**[16:08] Yurine**
Pekola, what do you want for dessert?
**[16:10] Pekola**
Dessert?
**[16:12] Yurine**
Stuff like ice cream, pudding, and
almond jelly are all-you-can-eat, too.
**[16:16] Pekola**
Even the dessert is all-you-can-eat?
Is this Heaven?!
**[16:21] Pekola**
Heaven?
**[16:24] Pekola**
I forgot... This is...
***SIGN*** Yakiniku
***SIGN*** Yakiniku
***SIGN*** Heaven
***SIGN*** Heaven
**[16:30] Pekola**
Even if I never make it back home,
**[16:32] Pekola**
there's already a "Heaven"
right here, so close to me!
**[16:35] Pekola**
My Lord...
**[16:35] Yurine**
Well? What dessert do you want?
**[16:38] Pekola**
I'm so happy! I'll take all of them!
**[16:41] Pekola**
I'm truly happy right now!
**[16:45] Yusa**
Happy New Year!
***SIGN*** Bottom of the Barrel
***SIGN*** Bottom of the Barrel
**[16:58] Poporon**
Oh, Pekola-sama.
**[17:00] Poporon**
Do you like the T-shirt I got you
to keep you cool in the summer?
**[17:04] Pekola**
You're such a kind-hearted girl!
**[17:06] Pekola**
You are... I know you are...
**[17:11] Pekola**
Anyway...
**[17:12] Pekola**
Just how long does it take
for a halo to regenerate?
**[17:16] Poporon**
I told you already.
**[17:18] Poporon**
Could be tomorrow, or it could
be a hundred years from now.
**[17:22] Pekola**
If I have to live this way
for another century...
**[17:25] Pekola**
What's going to happen to me?
**[17:28] Poporon**
It could even be a thousand years from now.
**[17:31] Pekola**
Poof.
**[17:33] Pekola**
Eli, Eli, lema sabachthani?
**[17:35] Poporon**
Maybe Heaven just doesn't
care about you anymore?
**[17:40] Pekola**
Oh, no...
**[17:40] Poporon**
Well, then...
**[17:41] Pekola**
But didn't the same thing happen to you?
**[17:46] Poporon**
Farewell. I'm going back to work.
**[17:50] Poporon**
This theme music...
**[17:56] Pekola**
You're...
**[17:58] Pino**
I found you, Pekola-sama and Poporon.
**[18:04] Poporon**
Pino!
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**[18:08] Pekola**
At last, a messenger!
**[18:09] Pekola**
The Lord hasn't forsaken me after all!
**[18:14] Pino**
I'm sorry you had to wait so long.
**[18:16] Poporon**
Wait!
**[18:17] Pekola**
What is it, Poporon?
**[18:19] Poporon**
Don't you get it, Pekola-sama?
This is Episode 1!
**[18:23] Poporon**
There's no way you can
go home just like that.
**[18:26] Poporon**
Pino, why did you come here?
**[18:29] Pino**
Bravo, Poporon.
**[18:30] Pino**
Unlike Pekola-sama, you are quite clever.
**[18:33] Pekola**
What? I'm not clever?
**[18:36] Pino**
You are both wanted criminals
and considered traitors to Heaven.
**[18:41] Pino**
As one who once served under Pekola-sama,
**[18:45] Pino**
I was ordered to come here and
mete out punishment to both of you.
**[18:49] Pekola**
Traitors? But why?!
**[18:51] Pino**
Someone in Heaven saw you
sharing the company of devils.
**[18:57] Pekola**
What? They saw me,
but didn't come down to take me home?
**[18:59] Poporon**
Probably because you were
getting cozy with devils.
**[19:05] Pekola**
Pino, it's all a misunderstanding!
**[19:07] Pekola**
I haven't been cozying up to devils, I swear!
**[19:09] Pino**
Once I have administered your punishment,
**[19:12] Pino**
I will be granted the title of archangel.
**[19:14] Pino**
This is the Lord's decision.
**[19:17] Pino**
Which means I have no choice.
**[19:19] Pekola**
*It can't be...*
**[19:20] Pekola**
*My Lord ordered me punished?*
**[19:25] Pekola**
Was it wrong to do what I did?
**[19:29] Poporon**
I get it.
**[19:31] Poporon**
Just being around Pekola-sama makes you
feel like it'd be easy to take her rank.
**[19:36] Pino**
Precisely.
**[19:37] Pekola**
* Perhaps I didn't teach*
* these two well enough.*
**[19:40] Pino**
Now, which one of you should I punish...
**[19:43] Pino**
Or should I say, "get rid of," first?
**[19:46] Poporon**
* There's no way I can beat Pino*
* when she has the powers of an angel.*
**[19:52] Poporon**
Look! A UFO!
**[19:54] Pekola**
The Utsuro-bune? Where?!
Where?! Where is it?!
**[19:55] Pino**
An unidentified flying object?!
**[19:56] Poporon**
Later!
**[19:58] Poporon**
Farewell!
**[19:59] Pino**
Poporon!
**[20:00] Pekola**
Hey! No fair!
**[20:02] Pino**
Well, that's fine. I can take
care of Poporon any time.
**[20:07] Pino**
So, Pekola-sama...
**[20:10] Pino**
I'm going to start by taking...
**[20:12] Pino**
...your head!
**[20:18] Pino**
Goodbye, Pekola-sama.
**[20:22] Pekola**
*What do I do?*
**[20:26] Pekola**
*What can I do?*
**[20:32] Pino**
Hold it!
**[20:36] Pino**
You think you can escape me?
**[20:45] Pekola**
* As much as it vexes me,*
* I have to ask the devils for help!*
**[20:56] Pekola**
Excuse me!
**[20:58] Pekola**
Please answer!
**[21:00] Pekola**
I'm begging you! My life is in danger!
**[21:03] Pekola**
Please!
**[21:05] Pekola**
Please!
**[21:07] Pekola**
Help...
**[21:09] Pekola**
Hello?
**[21:14] Pekola**
Er...
**[21:17] Pekola**
Um...
***SIGN*** Silence
**[21:20] Pekola**
No one's home?!
**[21:32] Pino**
I will send you to the depths of Hell.
**[21:37] Pekola**
Oh, God...
**[23:11] Pekola**
This Angel Halo Tapioca
Heaven Juice is delicious.
**[23:15] Pekola**
Thank you so much, Pino.
**[23:17] Pino**
I made lots,
**[23:18] Pino**
and you look like you're starving
to death, so you can have some.
**[23:20] Pino**
Maybe I'll get Poporon-chan's boss to
put some tapioca dishes on their menu.
**[23:24] Pino**
They might be popular!
**[23:25] Pekola**
That sounds delicious!
**[23:26] Pekola**
I'd like tapioca potstickers,
tapioca spring rolls,
**[23:29] Pekola**
tapioca chop suey, and
tapioca fried rice, please!
**[23:32] Pino**
I knew it. Your sense of
taste is broken, Pekola.
**[23:36] Pino**
Those'll never work.
# E2 - Untitled
Source: [Crunchyroll](https://www.crunchyroll.com/watch/GYXJPNVM6/untitled)
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**[00:00] Jashin**
It begins! Jashin-chan Dropkick!
**[00:04] Jashin**
Dropkick! Dropkick!
**[00:06] Jashin**
Dropkick! Dropkick!
Dropkick! Dropkick!
**[00:09] Jashin**
Dropkick!
**[00:10] Jashin**
Dropkick!
**[00:12] Jashin**
Dropkick!
**[00:13] Jashin**
Dropkick!
**[00:14] Jashin**
Dropkick!
**[00:15] Jashin**
Dropkick! Dropkick! Dropkick!
**[00:16] Jashin**
Dropkick! Dropkick! Dropkick!
**[00:17] Jashin**
Drop-Drop-Drop-Drop-Drop-Drop-Drop-Drop...
**[00:26] Jashin**
Surely that was more
than anyone could count...
**[00:28] Jashin**
Woohoo! No one will beat me in
the gift giveaway campaign now!
**[00:33] Yurine**
This week's record was 47 dropkicks.
**[00:38] Jashin**
You have to say that?
**[00:39] Yurine**
I do.
**[02:11] Pino**
I found you, Pekola-sama.
**[02:14] Pekola**
At last, a messenger!
**[02:15] Pekola**
The Lord didn't forsake me after all!
**[02:19] Poporon**
Don't you get it, Pekola-sama?
**[02:21] Poporon**
There's no way you can
go home just like that.
**[02:24] Pino**
I'm going to start by taking...
**[02:26] Pino**
...your head!
**[02:31] Pino**
Hold it!
**[02:34] Pekola**
* As much as it vexes me,*
* I have to ask the devils for help!*
***SIGN*** A Few Days Earlier
**[02:41] Jashin**
I'm getting trolled on Twitter!
**[02:44] Jashin**
I'm scum? I'm a freeloader?
I'm a pachinko addict? I never do dropkicks?!
**[02:48] Jashin**
Didn't you see the bit before the OP?!
I did a ton of them!
**[02:51] Jashin**
What's wrong with a devil being scum?!
And pachinko is my life!
**[02:54] Jashin**
And was it really necessary
to call my cooking gross?!
***SIGN*** Jashin-chan
***SIGN*** Quit dissing me!
***SIGN*** Your cooking's gross LOL
***SIGN*** Anti
***SIGN*** You'll go bald lololol
**[02:56] Jashin**
You stupid humans have never even tasted it!
Don't talk like you won some argument!
**[03:00] Jashin**
Unforgivable! Unforgivable! Unforgivable!
**[03:05] Jashin**
If I knew who these people were,
I'd go and get my revenge!
**[03:09] Jashin**
I wonder if I can get the provider
to disclose their IP addresses...
**[03:13] Jashin**
Wait a minute. I know what I can do.
**[03:16] Jashin**
I could use *that* to round them all up.
**[03:22] Medusa**
Hello? What's up, Jashin-chan?
**[03:25] Jashin**
*Medusa, can you come over tomorrow?*
**[03:28] Medusa**
Yeah, of course.
**[03:30] Jashin**
You can?
**[03:32] Jashin**
Then... buy *that* on your way.
**[03:35] Medusa**
*Huh? "That"?*
**[03:36] DevilA**
Next! Day! Next! Day!
**[03:38] Medusa**
Jashin-chan, I bought it.
***SIGN*** For
Everyone
in Hell
***SIGN*** Hell
***SIGN*** Clairvoyance
Drops
**[03:41] Medusa**
Here you go. Clairvoyance
Drops for the whole family.
**[03:45] Medusa**
Now available... and highly in demand...
**[03:48] Jashin**
This is what I've been waiting for!
**[03:49] Medusa**
It felt like someone was
making me say that...
**[03:50] Jashin**
Setsuko's favorite: Clairvoyance Drops!
**[03:53] Jashin**
That scene made me cry...
***SIGN*** Clairvoyance Drops
***SIGN*** Clairvoyance Drops
**[03:55] DevilA**
Clairvoyance Drops.
**[03:56] DevilA**
A product from Hell that tells you where
to find the person you're looking for
**[04:00] DevilA**
with just one lick!
**[04:02] Jashin**
Drops! Drops! Drops!
**[04:08] Medusa**
I'm not giving them to you if you're
going to use them for anything wicked.
**[04:11] Medusa**
Tell me what you want them for.
**[04:12] Jashin**
Huh?
**[04:14] Jashin**
You know I'd never *dream* of
doing anything like anything wicked.
**[04:18] Jashin**
Have I ever done anything
*like* anything like that?
**[04:21] Jashin**
That's too many "anythings"...
**[04:23] Medusa**
Stare...
**[04:26] Jashin**
Um... I want to find all the people
in this country who are struggling,
**[04:30] Jashin**
and help them out.
**[04:34] Medusa**
Is that true?
**[04:35] Jashin**
Medusa! Look into my eyes!
**[04:39] Jashin**
They have opened to the spirit of kindness!
**[04:41] Jashin**
Just look at them!
**[04:43] Jashin**
I know you can tell what's truly in my heart!
**[04:52] Medusa**
Okay. I believe you.
**[04:54] Medusa**
What a relief. You've discovered
the spirit of kindne—
**[04:57] Jashin**
Just kidding!
**[05:00] Jashin**
I have the candy all to myself!
***SIGN*** All
***SIGN*** All
***SIGN*** To
***SIGN*** To
***SIGN*** Myself!
***SIGN*** Myself!
**[05:04] Jashin**
ATM!
***SIGN*** All
***SIGN*** To
***SIGN*** All
***SIGN*** Myself!
***SIGN*** To
***SIGN*** Myself!
**[05:07] Jashin**
You fell for it hook, line, and sinker!
**[05:07] Medusa**
Jashin-chan, that's dirty!
You're scum! You're a devil!
**[05:10] Jashin**
Uh, no kidding. I think
everyone already knew that!
**[05:13] Jashin**
With this, I can get my
revenge on all those bastards!
**[05:17] Medusa**
I knew it'd be for something wicked...
**[05:20] Medusa**
* God, bring down divine*
* punishment upon Jashin-chan!*
**[05:23] DevilA**
ATM!
***SIGN*** devil is begging
***SIGN*** devil is begging
**[05:25] DevilA**
A devil is begging the Almighty
to mete out divine punishment!
***SIGN*** devil is begging
***SIGN*** devil is begging
***SIGN*** devil is begging
***SIGN*** devil is begging
***SIGN*** devil is begging
***SIGN*** devil is begging
***SIGN*** devil is begging
***SIGN*** devil is begging
***SIGN*** devil is begging
***SIGN*** devil is begging
***SIGN*** devil is begging
***SIGN*** devil is begging
***SIGN*** he Almighty to
***SIGN*** he Almighty to
***SIGN*** he Almighty to
***SIGN*** he Almighty to
***SIGN*** he Almighty to
***SIGN*** he Almighty to
***SIGN*** he Almighty to
***SIGN*** he Almighty to
***SIGN*** he Almighty to
***SIGN*** he Almighty to
***SIGN*** he Almighty to
***SIGN*** ete out divine punishment
***SIGN*** he Almighty to
***SIGN*** ete out divine punishment
***SIGN*** ete out divine punishment
***SIGN*** ete out divine punishment
***SIGN*** ete out divine punishment
***SIGN*** ete out divine punishment
***SIGN*** ete out divine punishment
***SIGN*** ete out divine punishment
***SIGN*** ete out divine punishment
***SIGN*** ete out divine punishment
**[05:29] DevilA**
Thirst for the top. Strive to be a champion.
**[05:33] DevilA**
No hidden agendas!
**[05:48] Jashin**
That's the guy who was trolling me.
***SIGN*** Anti
***SIGN*** Tweets: 235
***SIGN*** No way lol
***SIGN*** You'll go bald lololol
***SIGN*** Not even the least bit funny
***SIGN*** Lame lol
***SIGN*** It's hilarious how
***SIGN*** incomprehensible that is lol
**[05:50] Jashin**
Who would've thought
he'd be right here in Jinbocho?
**[05:53] Jashin**
Sure is a small world.
**[05:57] Jashin**
I'll take him out with one blow.
**[06:00] Jashin**
Put your phone away while you're walking!
**[06:02] Jashin**
And don't use it to troll people!
**[06:04] Jashin**
Jashin-chan Drop...
**[06:06] Jashin**
Homemade Pie!
**[06:11] Jashin**
Serves you right! That's what
you get for trolling me, human!
**[06:16] Jashin**
Stupid! Stupid! Stupid!
**[06:19] Jashin**
Ah, that felt good!
**[06:21] Jashin**
There's no better feeling than this!
**[06:24] Jashin**
If anyone ever trolls me
again, I'll get 'em good!
**[06:27] DevilA**
After that,
**[06:30] DevilA**
every time she was trolled...
***SIGN*** Sapporo
***SIGN*** Sapporo
***SIGN*** Sapporo
**[06:32] DevilA**
Jashin-chan traveled across Japan,
throwing pies in people's faces.
***SIGN*** Sapporo
***SIGN*** Sapporo
***SIGN*** Drill Hall
***SIGN*** Drill Hall
**[06:36] Lady**
Hey, is it me, or is this
pie actually kinda yum?
***SIGN*** Kobe
**[06:39] DevilA**
She traveled from north to south...
**[06:41] Jashin**
Take this!
**[06:43] Guy**
Hey, this is actually pretty good!
***SIGN*** Nagoya
**[06:45] DevilA**
Nothing and nobody could halt her momentum!
**[06:47] Jashin**
Hi-yah!
**[06:48] Lady**
Wow, that's tasty!
**[06:50] DevilA**
China...
***SIGN*** Beijing
**[06:52] Jashin**
Ni hao!
**[06:53] Guy**
That's kinda hao chi!
***SIGN*** Paris
**[06:55] DevilA**
France...
**[06:56] Jashin**
Bonjour!
**[06:57] Lady**
That's pretty très bien!
***SIGN*** Akihabara
**[06:59] DevilA**
Akiba...
**[07:00] Jashin**
Hi there—
**[07:05] Both**
Mr. Katsura?!
**[07:05] Katsura**
I can't see a thing! Everything's gone white!
**[07:07] Jashin**
Oops. I accidentally hit someone
who had nothing to do with this.
**[07:09] Katsura**
What is this?! It's delicious!
**[07:12] Jashin**
Oh, well. He seems to like it well enough.
**[07:16] DevilA**
As the flavor of her pies
improves over time,
**[07:18] DevilA**
Jashin-chan's revenge rampage continues!
**[07:22] DevilA**
Meanwhile, as Pekola found
herself under attack by Pino...
**[07:27] Pekola**
Excuse me!
**[07:29] Pekola**
Please answer!
**[07:30] Pekola**
I'm begging you! My life is in danger!
***SIGN*** Buono
**[07:34] DevilA**
...Jashin-chan was racing around
the world, continuing her rampage.
***SIGN*** Delicious
***SIGN*** Masisseoyo
***SIGN*** walnuts
***SIGN*** Tastes
like
***SIGN*** Yurine
in the
meantime
**[07:39] Old**
That'll be 600 yen. Thank
you as always for dropping by.
**[07:39] DevilA**
Was her goal still revenge, or
simple research on pie flavors?
***SIGN*** Yurine
in the
meantime
***SIGN*** Minos
in the
meantime
**[07:43] Minos**
All right! Thirteen more laps!
**[07:44] DevilA**
At this time, none of the devils were at home.
**[07:47] DevilA**
God is truly absent here.
***SIGN*** Hell is the absence of God
by Ted Chiang
**[07:50] DevilA**
"Hell is the absence of God."
***SIGN*** Hell is the absence of God
by Ted Chiang
**[07:53] DevilA**
God... Paper...
***SIGN*** Ted Chiang
***SIGN*** Hell is the absence of
by
***SIGN*** God
***SIGN*** Ted Chiang
***SIGN*** God
***SIGN*** Hell is the absence of paper
by Jashin-chan
**[07:55] DevilA**
Oh, God! There's no paper!
**[07:58] Pekola**
No one's home?!
**[08:05] Pino**
I will send you to the depths of Hell.
**[08:09] Pekola**
Oh, God...
**[08:11] DevilA**
Sunday!
**[08:13] DevilA**
It's Sunday! Sunday's the best!
**[08:15] DevilA**
No hidden agendas!
**[08:18] Grandma**
Mei-chan!
***SIGN*** Orochimaru
**[08:20] Mei**
Coming!
***SIGN*** Mei-chan
***SIGN*** Mei-chan
***SIGN*** Mei-chan
***SIGN*** Mei-chan
***SIGN*** Mei-chan
***SIGN*** Mei-chan
***SIGN*** Mei-chan
**[08:24] Pino**
Looks like your friends aren't home.
**[08:26] Pekola**
I wouldn't call them my friends...
**[08:31] Pekola**
W-Well, I'll be going, then.
**[08:34] Pino**
You won't be getting away.
**[08:37] Pekola**
Very well. I may have fallen into
ruin, but I was once an angel.
**[08:40] Pekola**
I can't just stand here quietly
and offer my head for the taking.
**[08:44] Pekola**
All right. I'll take you on.
**[08:48] Pekola**
Let's do this elsewhere.
**[08:50] Pekola**
Hup!
**[08:50] Pekola**
Shoop!
**[08:55] Pekola**
Down here, we won't bother any—
**[09:00] Pekola**
I hadn't even finished talking!
**[09:02] Pino**
Well, I need to finish this quickly,
**[09:05] Pino**
so I can take your head back to Heaven!
**[09:20] Pekola**
* I guess there was no way I could*
* beat Pino in my current state.*
**[09:24] Pino**
This ends here.
**[09:27] Pekola**
*Oh... So this is the end...*
**[09:34] (Flashback) Yurine**
Here, Pekola. A take-out dinner.
**[09:36] (Flashback) Medusa**
Are you cold? I brought a blanket.
**[09:39] (Flashback) Minos**
You can have my potatoes.
**[09:41] Pekola**
*Is my life flashing before my eyes?*
**[09:43] (Flashback) Persephone**
Use my parachute!
**[09:48] (Flashback) Jashin**
No one needs to be sacrificed...
**[09:50] (Flashback) Jashin**
...other than me!
**[09:51] (Flashback) Pekola**
Wait! What are you trying to do?!
**[09:56] (Flashback) Pekola**
No...
**[10:03] Pekola**
* To think the last faces I'd recall*
* would be that witch and her devils.*
**[10:07] Pekola**
*Why is that?*
**[10:10] (Flashback) Tanahashi**
Yo, part-timer!
**[10:12] Pekola**
*Ugh, he's last?!*
**[10:13] Pino**
Goodbye for real this time, Pekola-sama.
**[10:18] Poporon**
German suplex!
**[10:23] Poporon**
Didn't we learn that the worst time
to let your guard down is the moment
**[10:27] ---**
right before you complete your goal, Pino?
**[10:29] Pino**
Hurgh...
**[10:30] Pekola**
Poporon! You came back to save me!
**[10:34] Poporon**
Don't mistake my intentions.
**[10:35] Pekola**
Huh?
**[10:36] Poporon**
I just wanted her halo.
**[10:39] Poporon**
Now, her powers are—
**[10:41] Pekola**
It shattered.
**[10:42] Poporon**
Just when I thought I'd
gotten my hands on a halo!
**[10:42] Pekola**
What? The halo... What? But why?
**[10:46] Poporon**
I should've used a different move!
A backdrop or something!
**[10:49] Pekola**
That would've ended the same way!
**[10:50] Poporon**
A back throw, then!
**[10:50] DevilA**
They look similar,
but they're not the same move.
**[10:52] Pekola**
Yeah, that might work.
**[10:54] Pino**
Poporon...
**[10:56] Pino**
A surprise attack from behind?
You're still a coward, I see.
**[11:00] Pino**
But without your halos, there's nothing you
two can do, even if you work together.
**[11:05] Pino**
I'm going to take care of
both of you traitors for good!
**[11:08] Poporon**
Here. You can have this back.
**[11:09] Pino**
Huh?
**[11:10] Poporon**
It used to be your halo.
**[11:12] Pino**
My halo?
**[11:14] Pino**
Don't be silly. My halo is right—
**[11:17] Pino**
It's gone!
**[11:18] Poporon**
I told you, this is it.
**[11:22] Pino**
No...
**[11:24] Pino**
It can't be...
**[11:25] Pino**
Without my halo,
I can't complete my mission.
**[11:30] Pino**
What will I do? I've failed!
**[11:34] Pino**
I've failed!
**[11:38] Pekola**
You don't need to beat
yourself up that much...
**[11:40] Pino**
Those who fail their
missions are doomed to die.
**[11:44] Pino**
I have to run away!
**[11:45] Pino**
Taxi!
**[11:49] Poporon**
A taxi? Really?
**[11:51] Poporon**
That's too funny!
**[11:52] Pekola**
Why would the Lord go that far?
**[11:55] Pekola**
Pino...
**[11:55] Poporon**
A taxi!
**[11:56] Pekola**
*What has made the Lord so harsh?*
**[11:58] Pekola**
*Has He changed that much in my absence?*
**[12:08] Jashin**
I'm home!
**[12:09] Yurine**
Where have you been?
**[12:11] Jashin**
I've been making pies nonstop,
and I finally devised the perfect recipe!
**[12:20] Jashin**
I'm really proud of this one!
**[12:22] Jashin**
Go on, try it!
**[12:24] Yurine**
Thanks, I will.
**[12:29] Yurine**
It's delicious.
**[12:30] Jashin**
Yes! I did it!
**[12:33] Jashin**
I've finally created my
most delicious pie yet!
**[12:37] Yurine**
You know, you could open a bakery.
**[12:39] Yurine**
It'll be a Jinbocho specialty: Jashin pie.
**[12:42] Jashin**
Huh? Wait, what was I doing again?
**[12:45] Yurine**
This is so good.
**[12:47] Jashin**
Oh, whatever!
**[12:52] DevilA**
Magazine: a device that holds
the ammo for a firearm.
**[12:56] DevilA**
My Magnum breathes fire!
**[12:58] DevilA**
No hidden agendas!
**[13:02] Poporon**
Shoot, I messed up an order.
**[13:05] Poporon**
That bowl of ramen is
gonna be docked from my pay.
**[13:13] Poporon**
*A devil!*
**[13:14] Poporon**
Um... the potato? Simmered Taro, was it?
***SIGN*** Simmered
***SIGN*** Taro
**[13:18] Poporon**
What was her name again?
**[13:21] Poporon**
I wonder if that's one of her friends.
**[13:23] Poporon**
* Well, there's no way*
* I could beat her right now.*
**[13:26] Poporon**
*I'll just avoid interacting with her.*
**[13:30] Poporon**
There's blood on my uniform!
***SIGN*** I'm so sorry!
**[13:35] Poporon**
What in the world are you doing?!
***SIGN*** I'm sorry! I'm sorry!
***SIGN*** I'll pay to have it cleaned!
**[13:44] Poporon**
Well, all right. You should sit and rest for a bit.
***SIGN*** Thanks a lot, angel! You're so kind!
**[14:00] Poporon**
So you could tell.
***SIGN*** What happened to your halo?
***SIGN*** Genesis
**[14:05] Poporon**
I went through some stuff.
**[14:07] Poporon**
Now, I'm earning my keep
at a ramen shop as a human.
***SIGN*** Oh... I've never had ramen before.
**[14:14] Poporon**
Want to try some?
***SIGN*** Can I?
**[14:17] Poporon**
This was headed for the dumpster, anyway.
**[14:19] Jashin**
I don't care if you waste your
life, but don't waste food!
***SIGN*** It looks so good!
***SIGN*** I'm digging right in!
***SIGN*** It's delicious!
**[14:34] Poporon**
*She's good with chopsticks...*
***SIGN*** This really is delicious!
***SIGN*** Thank you!
**[14:39] Poporon**
*A devil's smile...*
**[14:42] Poporon**
*How nauseating.*
**[14:44] Poporon**
*First, I get an order wrong,*
**[14:45] Poporon**
*then my uniform gets stained...*
**[14:47] Poporon**
*This is the worst day ever.*
***SIGN*** Thank you for the ramen.
**[14:53] Poporon**
No problem. I'm gonna go now.
***SIGN*** You know... starting today, I'll be living in the human world, too.
***SIGN*** Let's be friends!
**[15:01] Poporon**
Friends?
**[15:03] Poporon**
But you're a devil. Doesn't the idea
of befriending an angel bother you?
***SIGN*** Nope, not at all.
**[15:09] Poporon**
Well, I don't need any devil friends.
***SIGN*** My name's Persephone II!
**[15:14] Poporon**
* The daughter of Hades and*
* Persephone from the Underworld?!*
**[15:17] Poporon**
*She's a celebrity!*
**[15:18] Poporon**
* If I take her down, I'm sure to*
* shoot straight up the angel ranks!*
**[15:21] Poporon**
* I'll pretend to be her friend, and when*
* I get my angel powers back, I'll kill her!*
***SIGN*** What's the matter?
**[15:26] Poporon**
Oh, nothing!
**[15:28] Poporon**
Sure, let's be friends.
**[15:31] Poporon**
I'm Poporon.
***SIGN*** Nice to meet you, Poporon-chan!
**[15:38] Poporon**
Wh-Whoops! I need to get back to the shop!
**[15:41] Poporon**
See you later!
**[15:43] Poporon**
"Friends," she says...
**[15:48] Minos**
Hey, there you are.
**[15:50] Minos**
You're late. You had me worried.
***SIGN*** Sorry about that. Thank you for taking me in.
**[15:55] Minos**
Okay, then! I'll put you
through some tough training
**[15:58] ---**
to fix that weak constitution of yours!
***SIGN*** Oh, dear... Please go easy on me.
**[16:05] DevilA**
Jump! It's almost like flying!
**[16:07] DevilA**
High in the air! High as you can go!
**[16:09] DevilA**
No hidden agendas!
**[16:19] Pino**
Oh!
**[16:20] Pino**
A cute little bunny. Come on out.
**[16:26] Pino**
Good bunny.
**[16:29] Pino**
Do you know the story of Buddha?
**[16:34] Pino**
John the Apostle said the same thing.
**[16:37] Pino**
Their teachings may have differed,
but the greatest thing of all...
**[16:41] Pino**
...is still love.
**[16:51] Pino**
What a lovely meal.
**[16:54] Pino**
But still...
**[16:56] Pino**
I suppose Heaven will never forgive me.
**[16:59] Pino**
How could I fail to do away with the
likes of Pekola-sama and Poporon?
**[17:03] Pino**
What will I do now?
**[17:08] Pino**
That's it! I have a great idea!
**[17:12] Pino**
I'll get rid of the Lord!
**[17:15] Pino**
I just need to become the new Lord!
**[17:18] Pino**
Then, I'll rule over Heaven,
destroy Hell and the human realm,
**[17:22] Pino**
and become queen of the whole world!
**[17:25] Pino**
It'll be wonderful!
**[17:27] Pino**
Now, with that settled...
**[17:29] Pino**
I need to find a place where I can
lie low until my halo regenerates.
**[17:36] Jashin**
Yurine! Yurine!
**[17:38] Jashin**
Some stranger is cleaning the place!
**[17:40] Yurine**
Yeah, that's probably the new custodian.
**[17:45] Jashin**
What happened to the old custodian?
**[17:49] (Flashback) Custodian**
Have a good day, Jashin-chan-san.
**[17:53] Yurine**
She was a widow,
**[17:55] Yurine**
so she remarried and decided
to move back to her hometown.
**[17:59] Jashin**
Huh...
**[18:00] Yurine**
This would be a good time
to introduce ourselves.
**[18:03] Jashin**
'Kay.
**[18:08] Pino**
* Working in this apartment*
* building where devils live*
**[18:11] Pino**
* should give any pursuers from Heaven*
* second thoughts about coming for me.*
**[18:14] Pino**
* In other words,*
* it's safer to live near devils.*
**[18:18] Pino**
*I'm so clever!*
**[18:21] Yurine**
Hello.
**[18:24] Yurine**
I'm Hanazono Yurine from apartment 202.
**[18:27] Yurine**
Nice to meet you.
**[18:29] Pino**
Y-Yes...
**[18:31] Pino**
My name is Pino.
**[18:33] Pino**
It's a pleasure to meet you.
**[18:36] Jashin**
Yurine, hang on a sec.
**[18:37] Jashin**
Now that I look at her, I
don't think she's human.
**[18:41] Jashin**
That irritating aura you have...
You're an angel, aren't you?
**[18:43] Pino**
Oh, dear. You figured it out already.
**[18:47] Jashin**
Huh? But what happened to your halo?
**[18:50] Jashin**
Where's your halo?
**[18:51] Jashin**
Hay-hay-hay-lo!
**[18:54] Pino**
Well, you see... stuff happened...
**[18:56] Jashin**
Like what?
**[18:58] Jashin**
Like what?
**[19:00] Yurine**
Come on, don't be a pest about it.
**[19:03] Yurine**
Everyone has things they
don't want to talk about.
**[19:05] Jashin**
I bet you came here to kill
Pekola and Poporon but failed,
**[19:08] Jashin**
and now you can't go home
because you lost your halo, right?
**[19:11] Pino**
*How'd she know?*
**[19:12] Jashin**
Why here, though?! Go work somewhere else!
***SIGN*** Gotham
Dental
Clinic
**[19:15] Jashin**
Like at a dentist's, or at Maison Nikoku,
**[19:17] Jashin**
or at Maison Sankoku, or at Maison Yonkoku!
**[19:19] Yurine**
Who cares where she or anyone else lives?
**[19:22] Jashin**
I care!
**[19:23] Jashin**
Once she gets her angel powers
back, she's likely to attack us!
**[19:26] Jashin**
So I'll use my killer dropkick to finish
her off before she gets the chance!
**[19:30] Pino**
Wait! I have no intention
of fighting right now!
**[19:32] Jashin**
But you intend to fight *eventually*!
**[19:34] Pino**
I'm anti-Armageddon!
**[19:35] Yurine**
Stop it, Jashin-chan!
**[19:37] Jashin**
No! I'm gonna kill her now! Right this minute!
**[19:40] Jashin**
Let me kill her! Let me
kill her! Let me kill her!
**[19:43] Yurine**
Jashin-chan, didn't
I just tell you to stop it?
**[19:48] Jashin**
Wai... Wha... What?!
***SIGN*** è
***SIGN*** m 0 0 l 100 0 100 100 0 100
***SIGN*** Something's being
transmitted into
her head
**[19:52] Jashin**
M-My head... My head feels... f-feels...
**[20:05] Yurine**
It's a pleasure to have you in our building.
**[20:08] Pino**
*S-Scary... Hanazono Yurine...*
**[20:12] Pino**
* I'd heard she had the*
* devils under her thumb,*
**[20:15] Pino**
*but this... this...*
**[20:17] Minos**
Hey, Yurine-chan!
**[20:19] Yurine**
Welcome back. Jogging?
**[20:21] Minos**
Yep! Trying to get some
physical training in.
**[20:24] Minos**
Hey, who's this?
**[20:26] Yurine**
She's our new custodian.
***SIGN*** An angel I've never seen before...
**[20:30] Minos**
Yeah? Well, I'm Minos! Nice to meet you!
***SIGN*** I'm Persephone II.
**[20:36] Pino**
I-I'm Pino.
***SIGN*** It's so nice to have one more pretty lady around here!
**[20:41] Pino**
*Will I really be able to live like this?*
**[20:45] Pino**
*I'm starting to feel a little worried...*
**[21:08] DevilA**
Oh! Meteor!
**[21:10] DevilA**
Comet!
**[21:11] DevilA**
Meteor!
**[21:12] DevilA**
Meteo—
**[21:14] DevilA**
It blew up!
**[22:46] Poporon**
Wow, it looks like I'm trending!
**[22:49] Poporon**
Let's see what they're saying.
**[22:50] Poporon**
"Noel-chan handled her fans like a pro."
***SIGN*** Noel-chan's way too cute
***SIGN*** Noel-chan handled her fans like a pro.
***SIGN*** This pig was absolutely delighted.
***SIGN*** Noel is a goddess
**[22:54] Poporon**
"This pig was absolutely delighted."
**[22:56] Poporon**
Wow, these people are praising me so much!
**[23:00] Poporon**
They really love me!
**[23:01] Poporon**
Even humans have their good points—
***SIGN*** Shiromegachi
***SIGN*** Not that anyone cares
***SIGN*** Shiromegachi
***SIGN*** But I think the one voiced
by Yamada Marina is cuter
***SIGN*** Shiromegachi
***SIGN*** The angel Noel isn't that cute
***SIGN*** She's not my type
**[23:06] Poporon**
*I guess I need to wipe them out after all.*
**[23:10] Mei**
Orochimaru, I summon you!
**[23:12] Jashin**
You called, and now I'm here! Jashin-chan!
**[23:14] Jashin**
Hey! Don't just go around summoning me!
**[23:15] Mei**
Aw, but you and I share a bond
from a previous life, Orochimaru!
**[23:19] Mei**
We'll be together till we die!
**[23:20] Jashin**
Devils and humans have
totally different lifespans!
**[23:22] Mei**
No problem! Here!
**[23:24] Jashin**
What the heck is this collar for?!
**[23:26] Mei**
It's a collar that will
automatically lock when I die.
**[23:29] Mei**
We'll be together in
the next life... forever!
**[23:32] Jashin**
W-Wait... it's already getting tighter...
**[23:35] Jashin**
Is... Jashin-chan... finally... done for?
# E3 - Untitled
Source: [Crunchyroll](https://www.crunchyroll.com/watch/GRZJ8M5M6/untitled)
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***SIGN*** ATV
for Devils
**[00:01] Kids**
Teach Us, Devil A!
***SIGN*** m 0 0 s 100 0 100 100 0 100 c
***SIGN*** Teach Us
***SIGN*** Devil
**[00:06] A-ta**
Hey, Devil A-sensei!
**[00:08] A-ko**
Sensei!
**[00:09] A-ta**
Why is Jinbocho called Jinbocho?
***SIGN*** Jinbocho
**[00:13] A-ko**
Why? Why is it?
**[00:13] DevilA**
That's a good question, A-ta-kun.
**[00:15] A-ko**
Why? Why? Why? Why? Why? Why? Why?
Why? Why? Why? Why? Why? Why? Why? Why?
**[00:16] DevilA**
A-ko-san, be quiet!
I'm trying to answer the question!
**[00:20] DevilA**
It's because...
**[00:20] A-ko**
Oh!
***SIGN*** m 0 0 l 0 0 l 23 0 b 24 0 24 1 24 1 l 24 14 b 24 15 23 15 23 15 l -21 15 b -21 15 -22 15 -22 14 l -22 1 b -22 1 -22 1 -22 1 b -22 1 -22 0 -21 0 l -21 0 b -21 0 -21 0 -21 0 b -21 0 -21 0 -21 0
***SIGN*** Jinbocho
***SIGN*** Name Origin Its name is
derived from Jinbo Street,
the street passing by a
large mansion owned by
Jinbo Nagaharu in the
Genroku era
(1688-1704).
**[00:22] A-ko**
The Internet says it was named
"Jinbocho" after Jinbo Street,
**[00:25] A-ko**
which is where a samurai named Jinbo
Nagaharu-san had his mansion in the Edo period!
**[00:30] A-ta**
Amazing, Devil A-sensei!
**[00:33] A-ko**
See you next time! See you
next time! See you next time!
**[00:33] A-ta**
See you next time!
**[02:13] Pino**
Autumn has truly reached its peak.
**[02:15] Pino**
Well, I should finish up
cleaning and have a snack.
**[02:20] Devil A**
Whoops! We made a mistake!
**[02:22] Devil A**
Let's rewind a bit.
**[02:27] Devil A**
I apologize for that.
**[02:29] Devil A**
Today, we will see how things unfolded
**[02:32] ---**
after Persephone II
started living with Minos.
***SIGN*** I-I'm too embarrassed...
**[02:38] Yurine**
It's fine. You look cute.
***SIGN*** How... does it look?
**[02:48] Yurine**
It suits you.
**[02:49] Medusa**
You really do look cute!
**[02:51] Minos**
It looks great!
**[02:52] Jashin**
Not bad, Sinbad.
**[02:56] Jashin**
Hmph! Why would you want to wear clothes?
**[02:59] Jashin**
Clothes are for the weak!
Strong people don't wear clothes!
**[03:03] Jashin**
People like me!
**[03:04] Yurine**
You're a whole new you.
**[03:06] Minos**
You're a huge help, Yurine-chan.
**[03:07] Medusa**
You look like a model!
**[03:09] Yurine**
By the way...
**[03:10] Yurine**
This one's yours, Jashin-chan.
**[03:12] Jashin**
Th-That's...
**[03:13] Jashin**
...the cape I've been wanting!
**[03:16] Medusa**
I thought you didn't wear clothes...
**[03:18] Jashin**
Capes are fine.
**[03:19] Jashin**
Capes are gear for making
the strong even stronger!
**[03:23] Medusa**
You look cute, Jashin-chan!
**[03:25] Jashin**
I'm not cute. I'm strong.
**[03:28] Minos**
I'm glad for you, II.
**[03:30] Minos**
She picked out a really cute outfit for you.
***SIGN*** Yeah!
**[03:32] Yurine**
Speaking of, I was wondering
what we should call her.
**[03:35] Yurine**
Shouldn't we give her a cuter nickname?
**[03:38] Minos**
Cuter?
**[03:41] Jashin**
Oh! Oh! Oh! I'll do it! I'll pick one!
**[03:44] Minos**
You, Jashin-chan?
**[03:46] Jashin**
Starting today, your name is "Second"!
***SIGN*** Second?
**[03:51] Jashin**
Men's second bag!
**[03:55] Yurine**
Men's second bag?
**[03:58] Jashin**
See? Pretty funny, right?
***SIGN*** What's that mean?
**[04:01] Yurine**
Your gags are funny,
but they're too complicated for some.
**[04:04] Medusa**
It should be something cute.
**[04:07] Medusa**
Oh! How about "Per-chan"?
**[04:10] Medusa**
"Per" from "Persephone"?
**[04:11] Jashin**
You idiot! You actually think that's
a good idea? Use your head, moron!
***SIGN*** Per-chan...
***SIGN*** I like it.
***SIGN*** It's cute!
**[04:22] Minos**
All right. Then, from
now on, you're Per-chan.
**[04:28] Medusa**
Minos...
**[04:29] Medusa**
You seem like you've been having
fun since Per-chan moved in.
**[04:33] Minos**
I only had brothers growing up.
**[04:36] Minos**
I feel like I have a sister
now. It's kinda cool.
***SIGN*** I was an only child, myself.
***SIGN*** It's so nice having four sisters.
**[04:44] Jashin**
Four? Are you counting me, too?
***SIGN*** Of course!
***SIGN*** Jashin-chan-oneesan!
**[04:52] Jashin**
I-I'm not an onee-san!
And I'm not your big sister!
**[04:57] Jashin**
Medusa, we're going out!
**[05:02] Jashin**
We're going to the arcade to bang
the hell out of the taiko drum!
***SIGN*** Is Jashin-chan angry?
**[05:07] Yurine**
She's just embarrassed.
***SIGN*** m 0 0 s 100 0 100 100 0 100 c
***SIGN*** m 0 0 s 100 0 100 100 0 100 c
***SIGN*** Yokozuna
***SIGN*** Jashin-chan
***SIGN*** Hard
***SIGN*** Combo
***SIGN*** Combo
***SIGN*** Good
***SIGN*** Good
**[05:16] Jashin**
*A big sister, huh?*
**[05:18] Jashin**
*That's not so bad...*
**[05:20] Medusa**
You're so good at that, Jashin-chan!
**[05:26] Pino**
It melts in my mouth!
***SIGN*** Shogi Hall
**[05:43] Yurine**
It's your turn. What's the holdup?
**[05:45] Jashin**
I was just thinking, if we
jumped on the shogi bandwagon,
**[05:47] Jashin**
and made a shogi set with pieces
modeled after all of us, it'd sell pretty well.
**[05:53] Yurine**
Would it really?
***SIGN*** Vipers and Jashin-chan
are basically relatives
**[05:54] Jashin**
Dropkick on My Devil and
shogi are highly compatible!
**[05:58] Yurine**
How the hell do you figure that?
**[05:59] Jashin**
Well, take the one that says "flying car."
***SIGN*** Rook
***SIGN*** Fly
***SIGN*** Car
**[06:01] Jashin**
That one's Mei!
**[06:03] Mei**
I'm arresting you and putting you away!
**[06:04] Jashin**
Her sanity and her car flew away ages ago!
**[06:06] Yurine**
That's read "hisha." It's the rook.
**[06:09] Jashin**
And this one has "horns" on it, so that's Minos!
***SIGN*** Bishop
***SIGN*** Horns
***SIGN*** Go
**[06:11] Minos**
All right!
**[06:12] Yurine**
That's "kaku," the bishop.
You're reading them wrong.
**[06:15] Jashin**
"Katsura"? I saw that name
in the ending credits.
***SIGN*** Katsura
Tree
***SIGN*** Horse
***SIGN*** Knight
**[06:19] Katsura**
Screen printing is awesome!
**[06:20] Yurine**
It's not "Katsura."
It's "keima," the knight.
***SIGN*** Pawn
***SIGN*** Walk
***SIGN*** Soldier
**[06:22] Jashin**
Um... "walk"... walk... work? Pino?
**[06:27] Yurine**
That's "fu," the pawn.
You're not even trying anymore.
***SIGN*** King General
**[06:30] Jashin**
The king general is me,
and the jeweled general is you!
***SIGN*** Jeweled General
***SIGN*** Jeweled General Drinks
**[06:33] Jashin**
"Silver" is...
***SIGN*** Silver General
**[06:34] Jashin**
...either Per-chan or Poporon, I guess.
**[06:37] Yurine**
What? You can't decide?
**[06:38] Jashin**
There aren't enough pieces for everyone.
**[06:40] Yurine**
Because you're just
assigning them at random.
**[06:42] Jashin**
And this one is Pekola.
***SIGN*** Lance
***SIGN*** Scent
***SIGN*** Car
**[06:45] Yurine**
Why?
**[06:45] Jashin**
I figure she sprays herself with scents
every day because she doesn't bathe.
***SIGN*** Feb
**[06:49] Yurine**
That kind of gossip could
destroy someone's reputation.
**[06:52] Pekola**
Huh?
**[06:55] Pekola**
What's this hammer for?
**[06:57] Yurine**
That piece has nothing to do with scents,
anyway. It's "kyosha," the lance.
***SIGN*** Gold General
**[07:01] Jashin**
"Gold" is money! That one's
Medusa! No doubt about it!
**[07:04] Medusa**
Here you go. I got a new card.
**[07:07] Medusa**
Don't tell Yurine-san!
**[07:08] Jashin**
Aw, thanks!
**[07:10] Yurine**
I told you not to do that, Medusa!
**[07:12] Medusa**
I'm sorry...
**[07:12] Yurine**
And that piece has nothing to do with money!
**[07:14] Jashin**
Uh, yeah. We're *totally* shogi.
**[07:18] Jashin**
I can see it now.
**[07:19] Yurine**
A mountain of unsold stock is all I see.
**[07:30] Yurine**
What? Kori-chan is missing?
**[07:33] Jashin**
You mean Koji?
**[07:34] Yusa**
Yes. I only took my eyes off of her
for a moment in Akihabara...
**[07:38] Jashin**
For skinny jeans?
***SIGN*** m 0 0 l 100 0 100 100 0 100
***SIGN*** è
***SIGN*** Skinny
Jeans
**[07:40] Yurine**
And then what?
**[07:41] Yusa**
I looked around, but I couldn't find her.
**[07:44] Jashin**
I just got ignored...
**[07:44] Yurine**
That *is* concerning.
**[07:46] Jashin**
She's probably dead.
**[07:48] Yusa**
What?
**[07:48] Jashin**
Just give up.
**[07:50] Jashin**
You shouldn't have taken
your eyes off of her.
**[07:52] Yusa**
But... It was only for an instant...
***SIGN*** m 0 0 l 100 0 100 100 0 100
***SIGN*** è
***SIGN*** Skinny Jeans
**[07:55] Jashin**
Skinny!
**[07:55] Yurine**
Stop making her feel worse!
**[07:56] Yurine**
Ow, ow, ow! It was a joke! A joke!
**[08:00] Yurine**
We should call the police.
**[08:02] Jashin**
You said Akiba?
**[08:03] Jashin**
Mei knows that area really well.
**[08:06] Mei**
My room, Orochimaru, and me!
***SIGN*** Yakitori
**[08:09] Mei**
What's the matter, Orochimaru?
Wanna come over?
**[08:13] Jashin**
*Like hell! Give that ridiculous crap a rest!*
**[08:17] Mei**
She's missing?
**[08:18] Mei**
Could you tell me what she looks like?
**[08:20] Jashin**
Well... She's about 80 centimeters tall,
**[08:24] Jashin**
with a white kimono and blue hair,
**[08:26] Jashin**
and a face like a mole.
**[08:29] Mei**
Got it. If I find out anything,
I'll let you know.
***SIGN*** Hell
***SIGN*** For Maharaurava
**[08:42] Mei**
Well, I mean...
**[08:44] Mei**
She was just so cute!
**[08:47] Mei**
But you wanted to come with me, didn't you?
**[08:52] Mei**
"Yes, I did!"
**[08:55] Mei**
You're so cute in your ugly little way!
**[08:58] Mei**
This is a problem, though.
**[09:00] Mei**
I didn't expect you to be an
acquaintance of Orochimaru's.
**[09:02] Mei**
It's only a matter of time
until she finds you.
**[09:05] Mei**
I need to think of a way to add
you to my collection quickly...
**[09:09] Mei**
Should I preserve you in
formalin, or stuff you?
**[09:13] Mei**
Maybe I should mummify you...
**[09:17] Mei**
Formalin isn't scary.
**[09:25] Mei**
What's this? What are you doing?
**[09:29] Mei**
It's so cold, I'm freezing! Incredible!
**[09:32] Mei**
What is this? It suddenly got really cold...
**[09:38] Mei**
Wait, you're gonna freeze me! Stop!
**[09:40] Mei**
I get it! I'll take you back!
**[09:42] Mei**
I'll take you back, okay?! So stop!
**[09:47] Mei**
I guess I have no choice now.
**[09:49] Mei**
But just remember, I owe you one now!
**[09:58] Yurine**
She's not here.
**[10:01] Yusa**
She's not at Radio Kaikan, either.
**[10:03] Jashin**
I found *The Punisher* for the Genes
while I was looking for Koji!
**[10:07] Katsura**
Let us out! Help!
**[10:07] Chiba**
Really? You want it in 68
payments? For all three?!
**[10:07] Ozaki**
I write my parents' names here, right?
Wait, my other relatives', too?!
***SIGN*** Negotiation in Progress
**[10:12] Yusa**
She's nowhere to be found.
**[10:14] Yurine**
Where could she be?
**[10:17] Jashin**
Hey, it's Koji!
**[10:23] Yusa**
Thank goodness!
**[10:25] Jashin**
Did you find her, Mei?
**[10:27] Mei**
Yep!
**[10:28] Mei**
Tachibana Mei, the super cop
of the Banzaibashi Police!
**[10:32] Yusa**
Thank you so much, truly.
**[10:35] Yusa**
I'll never forget my debt to you.
**[10:37] Yurine**
I'm glad you were found safe.
**[10:42] Mei**
I only did what a super cop ought to do.
**[10:46] Yusa**
I'll come back on another
day to thank you properly.
**[10:50] Yusa**
We'll be going now.
**[10:55] Jashin**
What is it, Yurine?
**[10:57] Yurine**
Oh, uh... nothing.
**[11:00] Yurine**
I hope.
**[11:03] Mei**
I can do anything as long
as I don't get caught, right?
**[11:06] Mei**
I'll just go find myself another cutie.
**[11:13] Medusa**
Jashin-chan!
**[11:14] Yurine**
Hurry up or we'll leave you here.
***SIGN*** Yokai
Exhibit
***SIGN*** Yokai
Exhibit
**[11:17] Minos**
I've never been to a museum
in the human realm before.
**[11:20] Medusa**
Same here!
**[11:22] Jashin**
I'm feeling smarter just by being here!
***SIGN*** That's amazing, Jashin-chan!
**[11:26] Minos**
Oh, please. You're not smarter.
**[11:27] Staff**
This is floor 1, exhibit room 2.
**[11:28] Yurine**
* I never thought I'd be bringing*
* a bunch of devils to a yokai exhibit.*
**[11:33] Yurine**
Look at the displays quietly, you guys.
***SIGN*** Nekomata
***SIGN*** Nekomata
**[11:36] Jashin**
Nekomako?
***SIGN*** How cute!
**[11:39] Yurine**
That's "Nekomata."
**[11:41] Minos**
Is this supposed to be a cow?
***SIGN*** m 0 0 l 100 0 100 100 0 100
***SIGN*** Ushi-oni
**[11:43] Minos**
I guess it does look a little like my dad.
**[11:46] Medusa**
No, it doesn't...
**[11:47] Minos**
I'll send him a picture of it.
***SIGN*** Oh, this one looks a little like Jashin-chan!
**[11:55] Yurine**
Hey, I told you guys to be quiet.
***SIGN*** Jashin-chan!
***SIGN*** m 0 0 l 100 0 100 100 0 100
***SIGN*** Hebi-onna
***SIGN*** m 0 0 l 100 0 100 100 0 100
***SIGN*** Photography Allowed
**[11:59] Minos**
Looks just like her!
**[12:02] Yurine**
You're right. It does.
**[12:04] Jashin**
Is there really a yokai as cute as m—
**[12:10] Jashin**
The hell is this?
**[12:11] Jashin**
How does that look like me?!
It's just a head with a tail!
**[12:15] Yurine**
Hey! Keep it down!
**[12:16] Yurine**
If you don't stop, I'll make you nothing
but a head and tail, like that painting.
**[12:23] Minos**
It's the cow from that one painting!
**[12:24] Minos**
This T-shirt is awesome!
***SIGN*** I think I'm going to get this.
**[12:28] Yurine**
What is that?
***SIGN*** A pencil cap.
**[12:32] Jashin**
Medusa...
**[12:35] Jashin**
Did that thing... really look like me?
**[12:39] Jashin**
I won't get mad at you.
**[12:46] Medusa**
Maybe a little...
**[12:48] Jashin**
I see.
***SIGN*** This is delicious!
**[12:52] Yurine**
When did you change your shirt, Minos?
**[12:55] Minos**
Looks cool, right?
**[13:00] Minos**
Jashin-chan?
**[13:03] Minos**
If you're not gonna eat it...
**[13:09] Jashin**
*Did that creature...*
**[13:11] Jashin**
*...really look like me?*
**[13:15] Jashin**
* No... In truth, even at that*
* moment, I already knew.*
**[13:21] Jashin**
*It did look like me.*
**[13:22] Jashin**
Like I'd ever admit that!
**[13:24] Yurine**
Shut up.
**[13:25] Jashin**
*Did she look like me?*
**[13:27] Jashin**
* Or could she actually be*
* the origin of my entire race?*
**[13:31] Jashin**
* But we're a race that can live*
* for tens of thousands of years.*
**[13:35] Jashin**
*Maybe I'm actually the origin,*
**[13:37] Jashin**
*but the unnecessary parts degenerated,*
**[13:39] Jashin**
*and what was left evolved into that!*
**[13:42] Jashin**
* Which means that yokai is my ultimate form,*
* comprised only of what's essential!*
**[13:48] Jashin**
*Evolution, huh?*
**[13:50] Jashin**
*Damn! That might actually be cool as hell!*
**[13:55] Jashin**
Let me just imagine that right now.
**[14:02] Jashin**
Gross!
**[14:04] Jashin**
Please, no! No!
***SIGN*** ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
***SIGN*** ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
***SIGN*** Nooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo
**[14:06] Yurine**
Is she sleep-talking?
**[14:09] Jashin**
Man, I'm stiff.
**[14:12] Yurine**
You seem really tired.
**[14:14] Jashin**
It's true.
**[14:16] Jashin**
I've got so many spirits
possessing me. It's wearing me out.
**[14:20] Yurine**
That would definitely tire you out.
**[14:31] Yurine**
Get up!
**[14:38] Jashin**
What? What? What?! What happened?!
**[14:40] Jashin**
Wait... where are we?
**[14:42] Yurine**
Don't give me that.
**[14:44] Jashin**
Yurine, this is terrible!
Our apartment changed!
**[14:47] Yurine**
This is someone else's place.
**[14:49] Jashin**
Huh?
**[14:50] Yurine**
Take a moment to recall
what you did last night.
***SIGN*** Sushi
**[14:57] Jashin**
I think I got drunk...
***SIGN*** Sushi
***SIGN*** Sushi
***SIGN*** Sushi
***SIGN*** Sushi
***SIGN*** Abe
***SIGN*** Abe
**[15:02] Jashin**
So tired...
**[15:03] Abe**
Wh-Who are you?!
**[15:05] Jashin**
Ugh, I can't stand it...
**[15:06] Abe**
Wait, you can't...
**[15:12] Jashin**
Oh...
**[15:14] Jashin**
Oh!
**[15:15] Yurine**
She saw the contact info
I sewed to your wallet,
**[15:18] Yurine**
and was kind enough to contact me.
**[15:19] Abe**
Hi there.
**[15:21] Yurine**
Jeez. Do you know how much trouble you caused?
**[15:25] Yurine**
I really am sorry about this.
**[15:28] Abe**
Oh, no, it's okay...
**[15:29] Yurine**
You need to apologize, too.
**[15:32] Jashin**
Oh, yeah. My bad.
**[15:34] Jashin**
I-I am truly sorry for
the trouble I've caused.
***SIGN*** Sushi
***SIGN*** Sushi
***SIGN*** Sushi
**[15:38] Jashin**
Please accept this sushi.
**[15:41] Abe**
Th-Thank you...
**[15:45] Jashin**
My nose is broken.
**[15:47] Yurine**
Just how much did you drink?
**[15:50] Yurine**
Ugh, you reek of booze.
**[15:52] Jashin**
I feel sick...
**[15:57] Jashin**
I got into a drinking contest with some
guy at the bar I went to last night...
**[16:04] Yurine**
Is this his business card?
***SIGN*** Shiosai Co., Ltd.
***SIGN*** Managing
Director
***SIGN*** — 12 Hours Earlier —
**[16:07] Miura**
You're quite the drinker.
**[16:11] Jashin**
What's up, old man? Wanna have a contest?
**[16:16] Miura**
That sounds interesting.
**[16:17] Miura**
Just so you know, I can keep
drinking for quite a while.
**[16:20] Jashin**
No problem.
**[16:21] Jashin**
It's not like a mere human
can outdrink me, anyway.
***SIGN*** —1 Hour Later—
**[16:26] Jashin**
I'm really grateful to Miura!
**[16:31] Jashin**
Thanks!
**[16:32] Miura**
Miura?
**[16:33] Jashin**
Yeah! He sang our ending theme!
**[16:37] Miura**
Oh, yeah, him. He's great, isn't he?
**[16:41] Jashin**
He is! And he's a great dancer!
He's Japan's you-know-who Jackson!
**[16:47] Jashin**
Exciting! Hype!
**[16:49] Miura**
I think you've got the wrong Miura.
**[16:51] Jashin**
Huh? The dancer?
**[16:54] Jashin**
The soccer player?
**[16:55] Miura**
That's Kazu.
**[16:56] Jashin**
Huh?
**[16:58] Miura**
Try again. Miura Yu...
**[17:00] Jashin**
The one who climbed Everest!
**[17:01] Miura**
He's way older.
**[17:03] Jashin**
What?
**[17:04] Jashin**
The shogi—
**[17:05] Miura**
Different Miura.
**[17:07] Jashin**
The Naoki Prize winner—
**[17:08] Miura**
Different Miura.
**[17:10] Jashin**
The popular actor—
**[17:11] Miura**
Different Miura.
**[17:12] Jashin**
The LA murder—
**[17:13] Miura**
Different Miura, and different Kazu.
**[17:18] Jashin**
Jump across the fire to me.
**[17:20] Jashin**
If you'll jump across the fire to me...
**[17:21] Miura**
Oh, you know that movie?
**[17:23] Miura**
And you're so young... How embarrassing...
***SIGN*** m 0 0 l 100 0 100 100 0 100
***SIGN*** Spirytus
***SIGN*** m 0 0 l 100 0 100 100 0 100
***SIGN*** Spirytus
**[17:26] Miura**
I feel a little like that Miura now.
**[17:27] Jashin**
Oh, don't be silly.
***SIGN*** m 0 0 l 100 0 100 100 0 100
***SIGN*** Spirytus
***SIGN*** m 0 0 l 100 0 100 100 0 100
***SIGN*** Spirytus
***SIGN*** m 0 0 l 100 0 100 100 0 100
***SIGN*** Spirytus
***SIGN*** m 0 0 l 100 0 100 100 0 100
***SIGN*** Spirytus
***SIGN*** m 0 0 l 100 0 100 100 0 100
***SIGN*** Spirytus
***SIGN*** m 0 0 l 100 0 100 100 0 100
***SIGN*** Spirytus
***SIGN*** m 0 0 l 100 0 100 100 0 100
***SIGN*** Spirytus
***SIGN*** m 0 0 l 100 0 100 100 0 100
***SIGN*** Spirytus
***SIGN*** m 0 0 l 100 0 100 100 0 100
***SIGN*** Spirytus
***SIGN*** m 0 0 l 100 0 100 100 0 100
***SIGN*** Spirytus
**[17:30] Jashin**
Honestly, I'm so grateful
to Maeyamada Kenichi.
**[17:35] Miura**
Yeah...
**[17:36] Miura**
Wait, what happened to Miura...
**[17:39] Guy**
Whoa, that dude drank
Spirytus and passed out!
**[17:40] Jashin**
Fool. That's what you
get for challenging me.
**[17:41] Guy**
Call an ambulance!
***SIGN*** 10,000 Yen
**[17:43] Miura**
Miura...
***SIGN*** 10,000 Yen
**[17:44] Guy**
Dude, are you okay?
**[17:44] Jashin**
Yo, barkeep, I'll leave the
money to cover us both.
**[17:46] Guy**
Dude, dude, dude! Dude, dude, dude!
**[17:47] Bar**
Okay... Take care on your way home.
**[17:51] Jashin**
That's the story.
**[17:52] Jashin**
So I drank lots and lots last night!
**[17:54] Yurine**
What you did at the end
of that was pretty bad.
**[17:57] Jashin**
I know, right? That old
dude's probably dead!
**[18:02] Yurine**
What's wrong?
**[18:05] Miura**
Well, hi there.
**[18:08] Jashin**
He's alive!
**[18:16] Pekola**
I've never played mahjong before.
**[18:18] Poporon**
We'll go easy on you.
**[18:21] Pekola**
Okay, this white one—
**[18:22] Poporon**
Popo-ron!
**[18:33] Yurine**
What's wrong? You haven't said a word all day.
**[18:37] Yurine**
Want some ice cream?
**[18:39] Yurine**
Pudding?
**[18:42] Yurine**
What's wrong with you?
**[18:44] Jashin**
My tooth...
**[18:47] Jashin**
My tooth hurts.
**[18:49] Yurine**
A cavity?
**[18:50] Jashin**
I think so.
**[18:53] Jashin**
I thought it'd get better
eventually if I left it alone...
**[18:56] Yurine**
Cavities don't get better!
**[18:58] Yurine**
Go see a dentist right now!
**[19:01] Yurine**
What's that look for?
**[19:02] Jashin**
What's a dentist's office like?
**[19:05] Jashin**
This is my first cavity,
so I've never been to one...
**[19:09] Yurine**
Well, to put it simply...
**[19:12] Yurine**
It's like a torture chamber.
**[19:15] Yurine**
They put you in a chair
and won't let you move,
**[19:19] Yurine**
then they carve into
the cavity with a drill.
**[19:23] Jashin**
This drill's way too big!
**[19:23] Dentist**
Sweat. Sweat. Sweat. Joke.
***SIGN*** m 50 0 b 100 0 100 100 50 100 b 0 100 0 0 50 0
***SIGN*** ,
***SIGN*** Sweat
***SIGN*** m 50 0 b 100 0 100 100 50 100 b 0 100 0 0 50 0
***SIGN*** ,
***SIGN*** Sweat
***SIGN*** m 50 0 b 100 0 100 100 50 100 b 0 100 0 0 50 0
***SIGN*** ,
***SIGN*** Sweat
**[19:25] Jashin**
Stop! Stop!
***SIGN*** m 50 0 b 100 0 100 100 50 100 b 0 100 0 0 50 0
***SIGN*** ,
***SIGN*** Joke
**[19:26] Nurse**
It's a sushi roll.
**[19:27] Jashin**
Like hell it is, you dumbass!
**[19:30] Yurine**
I was kidding.
**[19:32] Yurine**
Come on. It won't get
better if you don't go,
**[19:34] Yurine**
so get moving.
***SIGN*** Gotham Dental Clinic
**[19:41] Sorata**
Wow, it's a snake!
**[19:43] Girl**
There's a snake in here!
**[19:44] Sorata**
Mom, it's a snake!
**[19:45] Jashin**
*Shut up! I'm in pain right now!*
**[19:46] Mom**
Yes, I can see that.
**[19:49] Sorata**
Snake Bomber!
**[19:52] Sorata**
Ow...
**[19:52] Yurine**
Oh, are you okay?
**[19:56] Jashin**
Ma'am...
**[19:59] Jashin**
I'd appreciate it if you'd watch
your child and not your smartphone.
**[20:04] Jashin**
Otherwise, I'll kill him.
**[20:06] Yurine**
Jashin-chan.
**[20:11] Yurine**
They'll call you in soon
enough. Just wait quietly.
**[20:18] Yurine**
Your heartbeat's really loud...
**[20:20] Yurine**
Wait, you're making that
noise with your mouth?
**[20:23] Jashin**
Y-Yurine, hold my hand! I-I-I'm too nervous!
**[20:27] Yurine**
You're creeping me out.
**[20:28] Yurine**
Your vibrating's making me itch.
**[20:30] Jashin**
I wanna go home!
**[20:31] Yurine**
Quit fidgeting.
**[20:33] Jashin**
They're not calling me.
**[20:34] Jashin**
Maybe we should cancel
and come back tomorrow.
**[20:37] Jashin**
Yeah, that's it. Let's do that.
**[20:37] Yurine**
It's only been five minutes.
**[20:40] Jashin**
Okay... I'll wait until they call two mor—
**[20:42] Hygienist**
Jashin-chan-san!
**[20:46] Jashin**
I got called! They finally called my name!
**[20:50] Jashin**
Yurine, help me! Go in with me!
**[20:53] Yurine**
Stop being weird. You're not a little kid.
**[20:57] Jashin**
Okay, I'll grit my teeth
and get it over with.
**[20:59] Yurine**
You'll have to open your mouth.
**[21:02] Yurine**
Just get in there already.
**[21:04] Yurine**
Now!
***SIGN*** m 0 0 l 100 0 100 100 0 100
***SIGN*** m 0 0 l 100 0 100 100 0 100
***SIGN*** Exam Room
***SIGN*** m 0 0 l 100 0 100 100 0 100
***SIGN*** m 0 0 l 100 0 100 100 0 100
***SIGN*** Exam Room
**[21:06] Jashin**
No!
**[21:08] Jashin**
Help me!
**[21:08] Dentist**
Stop that! Hold still!
**[21:11] DevilA**
I'll do that for you!
**[21:12] DevilA**
No!
**[21:14] Jashin**
It doesn't hurt anymore!
**[21:16] Yurine**
Aren't you glad you came?
**[21:18] Jashin**
Yep! Sure am!
**[21:20] Jashin**
He said I shouldn't eat
anything for 30 minutes.
**[21:22] Yurine**
I see.
**[21:23] Jashin**
Well, I'm free until they call me up to pay,
**[21:26] Jashin**
so I'll have some chocolate!
**[21:27] Yurine**
You idiot!
**[21:28] Jashin**
My appetizer!
**[21:31] Yurine**
Did you forget what you just said?!
**[21:34] Yurine**
Could you check her one more time?
**[21:35] Jashin**
M-My tooth broke! Help me!
**[21:37] Hygienist**
Uh-huh...
**[23:10] Pekola**
Summer is so hot... I'm melting...
**[23:13] Pekola**
If I evaporated,
could I make it back to Heaven?
**[23:15] Yusa**
Pekola-san, would you like some shaved ice?
**[23:18] Pekola**
Yusa-san, Koji-san...
**[23:20] Pekola**
I don't have any money right now.
**[23:23] Yusa**
That's all right. It's my sister's treat.
**[23:25] Pekola**
R-Really? Are you sure?
**[23:27] Yusa**
Yes.
**[23:30] Pekola**
You're devils, but you're just like angels!
**[23:32] Pekola**
Thank you, Yusa-san and Koji-san!
**[23:34] Pekola**
Please come visit me in Heaven someday!
**[23:36] Pekola**
May God bless these devils!
# E4 - Untitled
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***SIGN*** My Dream for the Future
***SIGN*** P
e
r
s
***SIGN*** This is hard...
**[00:06] Jashin**
What, you're actually studying?
**[00:09] Jashin**
Lame!
***SIGN*** I think a smart-aleck devil who's only strong against the young and the weak is a lot lamer.
**[00:23] Jashin**
Smart-aleck... devil...
**[00:26] Yurine**
Why not take a break and have some tea?
***SIGN*** Ja
***SIGN*** Yay! Fujike cakes!
***SIGN*** Fujike
**[00:33] Yurine**
Here, smart-aleck devil.
You can have some, too.
**[00:37] Jashin**
Smart-aleck devil...
**[00:40] Yurine**
You know, after all that big talk,
**[00:43] Yurine**
you didn't do any dropkicks last episode.
***SIGN*** So it really is title fraud?
**[00:49] Yurine**
Seems that way...
**[00:52] Yurine**
Let's change the title.
**[00:54] Jashin**
What?!
***SIGN*** The Smart-Aleck Devil!
***SIGN*** m 0 0 l 0 0 l -3 0 l -6 -2 l -8 -5 l -8 -10 l -6 -12 l -2 -14 l 2 -14 l 9 -13 l 10 -11 l 14 -11 l 17 -14 l 19 -15 l 23 -12 l 23 -12 l 24 -10 l 24 -8 l 25 -5 l 24 -2 l 23 -1 l 21 0 l 15 0 l 11 1 l 6 1 l 4 0 l 2 0
***SIGN*** m 50 0 b 100 0 100 100 50 100 b 0 100 0 0 50 0
***SIGN*** m 50 0 b 100 0 100 100 50 100 b 0 100 0 0 50 0
***SIGN*** Smart-Aleck Devil
**[02:27] Jashin**
*Smart-aleck devil...*
***SIGN*** Hey, Yurine-chan.
***SIGN*** m 0 0 l 0 0 l 1 -3 l 2 -5 l 4 -5 l 8 -3 l 10 -4 l 15 -5 l 18 -4 l 19 -3 l 24 -4 l 26 -3 l 29 1 l 28 3 l 28 4 l 23 7 l 19 6 l 15 7 l 14 7 l 10 7 l 7 6 l 6 7 l 4 7 l 2 6 l 1 4 l 0 2 l 0 -1
***SIGN*** m 50 0 b 100 0 100 100 50 100 b 0 100 0 0 50 0
***SIGN*** m 50 0 b 100 0 100 100 50 100 b 0 100 0 0 50 0
***SIGN*** Smart-Aleck Devil
**[02:29] Jashin**
* Smart-aleck devil...*
* Smart-aleck devil...*
***SIGN*** I have to write a paper on the theme of "the future me."
***SIGN*** What do you think I should write about?
**[02:36] Yurine**
Well...
**[02:38] Yurine**
Is there anything you'd like
to become in the future?
***SIGN*** What I'd like to become?
***SIGN*** A pencil cap!
**[02:50] Jashin**
I know you can do it.
**[02:52] Jashin**
Go for it.
***SIGN*** Go for it
***SIGN*** Go for it
**[02:53] Yurine**
Be serious, Per-chan.
**[02:55] Yurine**
There must be something.
***SIGN*** Maybe a teacher who's like everyone's mom?
**[03:05] Yurine**
Why not just write that, then?
***SIGN*** Oh...
**[03:09] Yurine**
"The future me," huh?
**[03:11] Yurine**
I wrote about that a long time ago, too.
***SIGN*** What did you write?
**[03:17] Yurine**
"A dictator."
**[03:20] Yurine**
I wrote that I would kill all who defied me,
**[03:22] Yurine**
and create the Yurine
Kingdom, a paradise on Earth,
**[03:27] Yurine**
inhabited only by those
who swore loyalty to me.
***SIGN*** That's so cool!
**[03:33] Jashin**
*The Yurine Kingdom?*
**[03:35] Jashin**
*Hang on, that's no joke!*
**[03:37] Jashin**
*If she really created that kingdom,*
**[03:40] Jashin**
* she might invade Hell itself*
* one day and try to take over!*
**[03:44] Jashin**
* This psychopath's thinking*
* dangerous thoughts.*
**[03:47] Jashin**
*I can't allow her to live.*
**[03:50] Jashin**
Well, then!
**[03:52] Jashin**
I suppose I'll start getting dinner ready.
**[03:56] Jashin**
I think I'll make pickled
veggies for today's side dish.
**[04:01] Jashin**
This daikon is perfectly pickled!
**[04:04] Jashin**
Chop, chop, chop, chop...
**[04:07] Jashin**
And a chop for Yurine!
**[04:13] Yurine**
Jashin-chan, c'mere a sec.
**[04:16] ---**
'Kay.
**[04:18] Yurine**
Would you prefer a punch or a kick?
**[04:21] Jsahin**
Um...
**[04:23] Yurine**
A kick, you say?
***SIGN*** Flump
***SIGN*** Flump
***SIGN*** Pfft
***SIGN*** Pfft
**[04:30] Jashin**
You moron!
**[04:31] Jashin**
That's what you get for tryin' to kick me
on a tatami floor wearing socks!
**[04:37] Jashin**
What a moron!
***SIGN*** This isn't good...
**[04:42] Yurine**
You're just a smart-aleck devil.
**[04:45] Yurine**
A smart-aleck devil has
the gall to laugh at me?
***SIGN*** Gaaaah
**[04:54] Jashin**
My back! My back!
**[04:58] Jashin**
Let me down!
**[04:58] Yurine**
I always wanted to run a butcher shop.
**[05:02] Yurine**
The more you struggle,
the more it'll hurt as the hook digs in.
**[05:03] Jashin**
Let me down! Please!
***SIGN*** Jashin-chan, keep it down! I can't concentrate on my paper!
***SIGN*** Hanazono Butcher Shop
***SIGN*** Hanazono Butcher Shop
**[05:12] Shijimi**
Hello!
**[05:14] Shijimi**
So, what should we have for dinner tonight?
**[05:17] Fish**
I want snake!
**[05:19] Shijimi**
Now, dear, butcher shops don't have snake.
**[05:22] Fish**
They don't?
**[05:24] Yurine**
We do.
**[05:26] Jashin**
Flop, flop! Flop, flop!
**[05:37] Jashin**
After my national health
insurance payment for this month,
**[05:40] Jashin**
I don't have any spending money left!
**[05:43] Jashin**
What's wrong with this country?!
**[05:43] Jashin**
National Health Insurance
**[05:45] Jashin**
There's the national pension,
Tokyo residential tax, ward tax...
***SIGN*** National Pension
***SIGN*** Tokyo Residential Tax
***SIGN*** Ward Tax
**[05:48] Jashin**
And when you buy anything,
there's a consumption tax, too!
***SIGN*** Consumption Tax
**[05:51] Jashin**
Why is it so hard to live in this country?!
**[05:54] DevilA**
That's how Japan is,
***SIGN*** World Sports Festival
***SIGN*** Leap beyond
the summit!
**[05:56] DevilA**
but they say holding the
World Sports Festival here
**[05:58] DevilA**
will boost the economy by trillions of yen!
***SIGN*** m 0 0 l 100 0 100 100 0 100
***SIGN*** This will won't
be on the test
***SIGN*** X
***SIGN*** m 0 0 l 100 0 100 100 0 100
**[06:03] DevilA**
Plus, all who volunteer as event staff
**[06:05] DevilA**
will receive a prepaid card with
1,000 yen on it for every work day!
**[06:10] DevilA**
That's 1,000 yen per day,
even though you're volunteering!
**[06:13] DevilA**
How generous is that?! So generous!
***SIGN*** World Sports Festival
***SIGN*** Seeking Volunteers
***SIGN*** m 0 0 l 100 0 100 100 0 100
***SIGN*** m 0 0 l 100 0 100 100 0 100
***SIGN*** And for all who participate...?!
***SIGN*** A free prepaid
card with 1,000
yen per day!!
**[06:17] Pekola**
A prepaid card with 1,000 yen per day
**[06:20] Pekola**
for doing volunteer work
in the hot midsummer sun?
**[06:24] Pekola**
1,000 yen for a whole day's work...
**[06:30] Pekola**
What a bounty!
**[06:33] Jashin**
1,000 yen isn't even
worth calling a side hustle!
**[06:38] Jashin**
And Hell will be coming to
collect my taxes pretty soon, too...
**[06:44] Jashin**
I'll make more money by playing pachinko.
**[06:48] Jashin**
What's...
**[06:50] Poporon**
What are you doing here, Pino?
**[06:52] Pino**
I'm working as the custodian here.
**[06:55] Poporon**
You got a job as a custodian in
the building where the devils live?
**[06:59] Poporon**
You must be plotting something.
**[07:01] Pino**
Yes!
**[07:02] Poporon**
I knew it!
**[07:03] Poporon**
Well, not that I care,
**[07:06] Poporon**
but Pekola-sama was worried about you.
**[07:08] Pino**
Well, I'm right here,
**[07:11] Pino**
so you can tell her not to worry.
**[07:13] Poporon**
Tell her yourself.
**[07:15] Poporon**
I'm busy, you know.
**[07:17] Pino**
What a brat...
**[07:19] Pino**
Even back in Heaven,
I never really liked you.
**[07:23] Jashin**
Hey...
**[07:25] Jashin**
What're you two angels having
such a friendly chat about?
**[07:28] Poporon**
Meat and Potatoes! Stay out of this!
**[07:29] Pino**
Meat and Potatoes...
***SIGN*** Meat
and
Potatoes
***SIGN*** m 0 0 s 100 0 100 100 0 100 c
***SIGN*** m 0 0 s 100 0 100 100 0 100 c
***SIGN*** m 0 0 s 100 0 100 100 0 100 c
**[07:30] Jashin**
Meat and Potatoes?
**[07:31] Poporon**
What? I re-read volume 4 of
the manga! I know that's right!
**[07:35] Poporon**
Rewatch the anime!
I mean, that's fine too, but...
**[07:36] Pino**
Volume 4...
***SIGN*** Volume
Four
**[07:39] Jashin**
By the way, you two,
**[07:40] Jashin**
do you pay your national health
insurance payments in the human realm?
**[07:44] Poporon**
I told you to stay out of this!
**[07:46] Jashin**
Come on, answer me.
**[07:48] Jashin**
Just answer me, mister!
**[07:52] Jashin**
Who else do we call "mister"?
**[07:53] DevilA**
Here.
***SIGN*** Okure
**[07:54] Jashin**
Hmm, how about it?
**[07:56] Poporon**
Ugh, what's your deal?! Yes, I pay mine!
**[07:59] Pino**
I pay mine, too.
**[08:00] Jashin**
Good for you two!
***SIGN*** Clap
**[08:05] Jashin**
I wonder if Pekola does.
**[08:07] Jashin**
I'll ask her next time I see her.
**[08:09] Jashin**
But man, it really sucks, doesn't it?
**[08:12] Jashin**
Having to pay national health
insurance and everything else
**[08:15] ---**
in both Hell *and* the human realm...
**[08:17] Jashin**
You guys pay for both too, right?
**[08:20] Poporon**
There are no taxes in Heaven.
**[08:24] Jashin**
N-No taxes?! Is that place
paradise or something?!
**[08:28] Jashin**
Oh. I guess it is.
**[08:30] Jashin**
That sounds awesome!
Maybe I should move to Heaven!
**[08:33] Jashin**
Funny, right?!
***SIGN*** Genesis
**[08:36] Jashin**
Hey, you have ramen!
**[08:39] Poporon**
That's for a delivery!
**[08:41] Jashin**
The plastic wrap on these ramen
bowls has a certain bounciness.
**[08:46] JAshin**
It's not ordinary plastic wrap, is it?
**[08:49] Poporon**
Hey!
**[08:50] Jashin**
Chow time.
***SIGN*** Chow
time
**[08:51] Poporon**
No one said you could eat that!
**[08:54] Pino**
What even brought this on?
**[08:55] Jashin**
Ramen's so good!
**[08:57] Jashin**
I don't think there's anyone who hates ramen!
***SIGN*** Oh, Poporon-chan!
**[09:02] Minos**
The delivery was taking a while,
**[09:04] Minos**
so I got worried and came to check on you.
***SIGN*** Genesis
***SIGN*** Jashin-chan is eating our ramen!
***SIGN*** m 0 0 l 100 0 100 100 0 100
***SIGN*** Her
second
bowl
**[09:12] Minos**
Hey! That's our lunch you're eating!
**[09:17] Jashin**
Sorry about that. I'll make
something for you instead.
**[09:21] Jashin**
You two are gonna eat some, too, right?
**[09:27] Jashin**
Here you go! Jashin-chan's
special omelet rice!
**[09:32] Minos**
Jashin-chan's omelet rice is still the best!
***SIGN*** m 0 0 l 100 0 100 100 0 100
***SIGN*** Had two bowls of
ramen, still eating
omelet rice
**[09:36] Poporon**
It's not as good as our chef's cooking,
**[09:38] Poporon**
but it's not bad.
**[09:40] Pino**
* I'm not sure how I ended up sitting*
* down for a meal with devils.*
**[09:45] Pink**
*But... it* is *delicious.*
**[09:50] Poporon**
If you're going to live in the human realm,
**[09:53] Poporon**
you'll just have to get used to this.
**[09:57] Minos**
This is seriously good, Jashin-chan!
**[09:59] Jashin**
For sure!
**[10:00] Jashin**
I'm telling you, my omelet
rice is the best in the world!
**[10:05] Minos**
Totally! I could eat it forever!
**[10:06] Pino**
It's delicious...
**[10:07] Jashin**
Right?
**[10:08] Minos**
Yeah!
**[10:09] Mei**
After this, a swimsuit episode!
**[10:11] Mei**
All of the fan service!
**[10:16] Jashin**
Can you believe it?!
**[10:18] Jashin**
I won a one-day private beach party
in the shopping district lottery yet again!
**[10:24] Jashin**
Huh? What am I talking about?
**[10:26] Jashin**
Any Dropkick newbies asking that
**[10:28] Jashin**
need to buy the disc release of
season 1 and watch episode 12 right now!
***SIGN*** Dropkick
on My Devil!
Blu-ray
2nd Box
**[10:32] Jashin**
I won't let anyone say they
don't know what happened!
**[10:34] Jashin**
I owe it all to my cultists!
**[10:38] Jashin**
Right, Tajiri?
**[10:39] Pekola**
M-My name isn't Tajiri!
***SIGN*** Jashin-chan has legs!
**[10:45] Minos**
Hey, you're right.
**[10:48] Jashin**
I figured I should enjoy the beach
in my perfect Jashin-chan figure today.
**[10:56] Tangan**
Hello!
**[10:57] Tangon**
Delivery for you!
**[10:59] Jashin**
Tangan-chan!
**[11:01] Jashin**
Ooh, did I level up
without realizing again?
**[11:04] Tangan**
No, it's nothing like that.
**[11:07] Tangan**
Our records show that you squished
a mayfly with your elbow recently.
**[11:08] Jashin**
Dig, dig...
***SIGN*** Squish
**[11:11] Tangan**
It's not quite a reward, but this is for you.
***SIGN*** Satan's
***SIGN*** Tears
**[11:14] DevilA**
It's this stuff.
***SIGN*** m 0 0 l 100 0 100 100 0 100
***SIGN*** Satan's Tears
A potion that makes
Jashin-chan grow legs
See Season 1, Episode 7
***SIGN*** m 0 0 l 100 0 100 100 0 100
***SIGN*** Satan's Tears
A potion that makes
Jashin-chan grow legs
See Season 1, Episode 7
**[11:15] Jashin**
For real? Over a little mayfly?
**[11:18] Jashin**
Wow, how thoughtful!
**[11:20] Jashin**
I had plans to go to the beach!
Now I can grow legs and be an Insta-queen!
**[11:26] Jashin**
Gross! It stinks even worse than last time!
**[11:27] Tangan**
It was in storage,
so it's past its expiration date.
**[11:31] Tangan**
Even though it was only a mayfly,
**[11:34] Tangan**
Satan-sama wanted to give you this gift.
**[11:36] Tangan**
I'll be taking my leave now!
**[11:41] Jashin**
That's what happened.
**[11:42] Jashin**
So I drank that stinky-ass
potion to grow legs again!
**[11:47] Jashin**
Don't I look awesome?
**[11:49] Medusa**
Yeah! You look great, Jashin-chan!
***SIGN*** No.
***SIGN*** It's lame that you destroyed the character that you'd built yourself up as.
***SIGN*** I prefer you with your usual gross lower half.
**[12:00] Jashin**
Zazaas! Zazaas! Nasunazaas!
***SIGN*** Gross Lower Half!
***SIGN*** Gross Lower Half!
***SIGN*** Gross Lower Half!
***SIGN*** Gross Lower Half!
***SIGN*** Pfft
***SIGN*** Pfft
***SIGN*** Pfft
**[12:07] Jashin**
That's it! Today, this bitch dies!
**[12:10] Yurine**
Okay, I'll watch our stuff.
**[12:12] Yurine**
You guys can go have fun.
**[12:14] Jashin**
No one's around.
You don't need to watch our stuff.
**[12:19] Yurine**
I don't want to get a sunburn.
***SIGN*** Poporon-chan, Pekola-chan! Hurry up!
***SIGN*** Tajiri
***SIGN*** Tajiri
**[12:25] Poporon**
She's not giving us much choice.
**[12:27] Pekola**
Honestly, I never expected
you to come with us.
**[12:31] Poporon**
I only came because
I happened to be off work.
**[12:35] Jashin**
All right! We're gonna swim, too!
**[12:38] Minos**
Yeah!
**[12:39] Medusa**
Will my inner tube be okay?
I hope it doesn't pop...
**[12:43] Minos**
Take that!
**[12:45] Poporon**
Cut it out!
**[12:47] Yurine**
You're not going to swim, Miss Custodian?
**[12:50] Pino**
No, I'll pass.
**[12:53] Minos**
Join us, Medusa!
**[12:55] Yurine**
Sorry for dragging you along.
**[12:58] Poporon**
Here we go!
**[13:00] Poporon**
Falling Leaf!
**[13:08] Jashin**
Shiver
**[13:08] Jashin**
Shiver
***SIGN*** Ahhh...
***SIGN*** Ahhh...
**[13:14] Minos**
W-Wai—
**[13:14] Minos**
Jashin-chan, you didn't!
**[13:17] Medusa**
Jashin-chan! Tell me you're joking!
**[13:21] Pino**
I can't understand it.
**[13:24] Pino**
How can angels and devils have fun together?
**[13:27] Pekola**
Oh, no! Leg cramp!
**[13:27] Pino**
When Pekola-sama lived in Heaven,
**[13:29] Poporon**
Hilarious!
**[13:29] Pino**
she absolutely detested devils.
***SIGN*** Pekola-chan, are you okay?
**[13:32] Pino**
Poporon, too.
**[13:36] Yurine**
Being around Jashin-chan
and the rest changes you.
**[13:41] Yurine**
Lots of new faces keep showing up,
whether they're angels or devils.
**[13:45] Yurine**
It makes every day so lively
that even I can't help but enjoy it.
**[13:50] Yurine**
You might find yourself changing, too.
**[13:57] Jashin**
All that swimming wore me out.
**[14:00] Yurine**
I cut up some watermelon for everyone.
**[14:03] All**
Yay!
***SIGN*** Jashin-chan, did you really pee in the ocean?
**[14:08] Jashin**
I don't know, did I?
***SIGN*** You should stop doing dumb things and act like a girl for a change.
**[14:16] Jashin**
Shut up! Watermelon seed machine gun!
***SIGN*** Splat
***SIGN*** Splat
**[14:22] Yurine**
That's disgusting.
**[14:25] Yurine**
Want me to plant this seed inside you
and grow watermelons in your body?
***SIGN*** Eep!
***SIGN*** Eep!
**[14:31] Yurine**
It'll suck all the nutrients out of
you and give us a lovely watermelon.
***SIGN*** Ice
**[14:37] Yusa**
Ice here!
***SIGN*** Ice
***SIGN*** Ice
**[14:39] Yusa**
Anyone need some ice?
**[14:41] Jashin**
Yusa! Koji!
**[14:42] DevilA**
What?
**[14:43] Yusa**
Oh, look. You're all here.
**[14:45] Yurine**
You're doing business even out here?
**[14:48] Yusa**
Yes.
**[14:48] Yusa**
But there's no one at this beach,
so we haven't sold a thing.
**[14:53] Jashin**
Probably because it's a private beach.
**[14:55] Yurine**
Since they're here, do you
guys want some shaved ice?
***SIGN*** I do!
**[14:59] Yusa**
Oh, we aren't selling shaved ice this year.
***SIGN*** Ice
**[15:02] Yusa**
We have crushed ice now.
***SIGN*** Ice
***SIGN*** Ice
***SIGN*** Ice
***SIGN*** Ice
**[15:05] Yurine**
Why?
**[15:06] Yusa**
We made a fortune with
our fluffy shaved ice last year,
**[15:10] Yusa**
so we thought we'd try
the opposite this year.
**[15:13] Yurine**
That's quite a bold change of direction.
**[15:20] Jashin**
Hey, Koji, I think you
got a little too much sun.
**[15:24] Jashin**
The melanin increase is
making moles pop up all over you!
**[15:30] Yurine**
Jashin-chan.
**[15:36] Yurine**
What? You want to break a watermelon?
**[15:39] Yurine**
I'm sorry. I already cut up our watermelon.
**[15:43] Yurine**
But since we did come
all the way to the beach,
**[15:46] Yurine**
it'd be nice to at least
enjoy the feel of it, right?
**[15:57] Jashin**
D-Don't do it!
**[15:59] Yurine**
I'd be happy to wait until
a watermelon grows inside your body,
**[16:03] Yurine**
but we don't have that
kind of time, so this will do.
**[16:13] Jashin**
Whoa, Koji!
**[16:14] Jashin**
That's the kind of thing
I'd kill you to have!
**[16:17] Yurine**
Now, let's put your blindfold on.
**[16:23] Jashin**
Not me! You're supposed to
blindfold the one with the sword!
**[16:30] Jashin**
Wait... This is one of those things
good kids shouldn't try at home.
***SIGN*** A little to the right!
**[16:36] Minos**
Straight ahead!
**[16:38] Jashin**
She can see, you idiots!
**[16:42] Jashin**
Wait...
**[16:43] Jashin**
D-Don't... Don't!
**[16:46] Jashin**
Don't do it!
**[16:49] Jashin**
Hey, what's that?!
**[16:51] Yurine**
You can't even see anything.
**[16:53] Yurine**
Did you think she'd fall
for a basic ruse like that?
**[16:55] Yurine**
Go on. Finish it in one blow.
**[16:57] Jashin**
It's my mind's eye!
I can see it with my mind's eye!
***SIGN*** Wh-What?
***SIGN*** Something really is drifting this way.
**[17:06] Minos**
What is that?
***SIGN*** What is it?
**[17:17] Medusa**
A coffin?
**[17:20] Yurine**
Oh, wow. It's a juicy one.
**[17:23] Jashin**
Hey, all of you! At least glance over here!
**[17:26] Jashin**
Hey! Are you listening?!
Hey! Look over here, I said!
**[17:27] Yusa**
Well, we should get back to selling ice now.
**[17:31] Yurine**
Okay. See you later.
**[17:34] Jashin**
Hey! Take the sword out first, damn it!
***SIGN*** m 0 0 l 100 0 100 100 0 100
***SIGN*** They pulled it up
onto the beach
**[17:38] Medusa**
Why did a coffin drift in from the ocean?
**[17:41] Minos**
Is there someone inside it?
***SIGN*** Hello?
***SIGN*** Knock
***SIGN*** Knock
***SIGN*** Knock
***SIGN*** Knock
***SIGN*** Th-There *is* someone inside!
**[17:57] Jashin**
Damn that Koji!
**[17:59] Jashin**
Next time I see her,
I'll make her pay for that!
**[18:10] Jashin**
Sh-She's strong... like, *really* strong...
***SIGN*** m 0 0 l 100 0 100 100 0 100
***SIGN*** Sinking
into the sand
**[18:16] Jashin**
Damn it, let go of me!
**[18:18] Jashin**
Ow!
***SIGN*** Chomp
***SIGN*** Chomp
***SIGN*** Chomp
**[18:19] Jashin**
Cut that out!
**[18:20] Jashin**
Getting bitten by a monster like you
could give me some weird disease!
**[18:26] Jashin**
Ow, ow, ow, ow!
***SIGN*** Wahahahaha
***SIGN*** Wahahahaha
***SIGN*** Wahahahaha
***SIGN*** Wahahahaha
***SIGN*** Nom
**[18:27] Yurine**
"Could give me some weird disease," she says!
***SIGN*** Nom
**[18:31] Jashin**
Quit laughing and help me!
**[18:33] Minos**
Hey!
**[18:34] Minos**
Let go of Jashin-chan!
***SIGN*** Grab
***SIGN*** Grab
***SIGN*** Grab
**[18:38] Minos**
She's really strong...
**[18:40] Mesuda**
Someone who's evenly matched with Minos...
***SIGN*** Nnnngh
**[18:42] Medusa**
She's incredible.
**[18:53] Kyon**
I...
**[18:53] Kyon**
I broke into pieces...
**[18:56] Kyon**
Help...
**[19:03] Medusa**
It looks like super glue did the trick.
**[19:07] Kyon**
Sorry for attacking you out of the blue.
**[19:09] Kyon**
I thought you were an enemy.
**[19:11] Jashin**
Save the sudden attacks for steak!
**[19:16] Kyon**
I come from Hell China.
**[19:19] Kyon**
I'm Kyon-Kyon the jiangshi.
**[19:21] Yurine**
Jiangshi?
**[19:22] Yurine**
The things that hop around and go still
when you slap a talisman on them?
***SIGN*** Slap
**[19:25] Yurine**
The ones you see in movies from Hong Kong?
***SIGN*** Slap
**[19:28] Jashin**
Oh, I know what those are.
**[19:30] Jashin**
The Taiwanese drama version
**[19:31] Jashin**
starred a pretty young girl and
a chubby boy with a bowl cut.
**[19:38] Jashin**
Did you know they were actually siblings?
**[19:40] Yurine**
I did not, and I don't care, either.
**[19:43] Kyon**
They were low-ranked jiangshi.
**[19:45] Kyon**
I'm high-ranked, so I can
act on my own free will.
**[19:49] Medusa**
Why did you come to the
human realm, Kyon-Kyon?
**[19:52] Kyon**
I'm glad you asked!
**[19:54] Kyon**
I want to be a human!
**[19:57] Jashin**
Huh?
**[19:58] Kyon**
One of the higher-ups in Hell China
**[20:00] Kyon**
said that if I do good deeds and
act in a way that's helpful to humans,
**[20:03] Kyon**
I can become a human one day!
**[20:06] Jashin**
No way, that's not happening.
**[20:08] Jashin**
Your higher-ups pulled one over on you.
**[20:12] Jashin**
As if a jiangshi who's already dead
could actually become a human!
**[20:17] Kyon**
But I came here because
that's what I was told...
**[20:24] Medusa**
Why do you want to be a human?
**[20:28] Kyon**
I love humans!
**[20:33] Kyon**
Where are all of you going after this?
**[20:36] Yurine**
To Tokyo.
**[20:37] Kyon**
Tokyo, huh?
**[20:39] Kyon**
Tokyo has lots of humans.
**[20:41] Kyon**
Maybe there's something
I can do to be helpful!
**[20:44] Kyon**
Please take me with you!
**[20:47] Yurine**
Sure.
**[20:48] Yurine**
I'd feel bad just leaving you here, anyway.
**[20:51] Kyon**
Xie xie!
***SIGN*** Um...
***SIGN*** Jashin-chan is acting strange...
**[20:58] Jashin**
Sorry. I'm becoming a jiangshi.
**[21:08] Kyon**
It's because I bit her earlier...
**[21:11] Kyon**
I'm sorry.
***SIGN*** Pfft
**[21:16] Minos**
Don't worry! Knowing Jashin-chan,
she'll be back to normal in no time!
**[21:22] Medusa**
Jashin-chan, wait!
**[21:25] DevilA**
Being bitten by a jiangshi
turns one into a jiangshi.
**[21:28] DevilA**
This is unrelated to the saying,
"A mummy hunter becomes a mummy."
**[23:10] Jashin**
Medusa, wanna rest your head on my lap?
**[23:12] Medusa**
What's this? The prelude
to a natural disaster?
**[23:15] Jashin**
I thought I should be the pillow
for once! Come on!
**[23:17] Medusa**
O-Okay, then...
**[23:20] Medusa**
Your lap is so soft, Jashin-chan.
**[23:23] Medusa**
But the scales are a bit rough...
**[23:25] Jashin**
If you're gonna complain, forget it!
**[23:27] Medusa**
No, I'm really happy that
you're lending me your lap.
**[23:31] Jashin**
O-Oh, all right. Just a little longer, then.
**[23:35] Jashin**
You can pee yourself with
excitement if you want.
**[23:37] Medusa**
I'm not going to do that.
# E5 - Untitled
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**[01:30] Jashin**
Breakfast is served!
**[01:37] Yurine**
Bread again today, huh?
**[01:39] Jashin**
Just be grateful you get breakfast at all.
**[01:42] Yurine**
Yeah, but we've been eating
this same bread for a week now.
**[01:46] Jashin**
Of course we have!
**[01:48] Jashin**
It's the trade-in stickers
on this bread that I'm after!
***SIGN*** m 50 0 b 100 0 100 100 50 100 b 0 100 0 0 50 0
***SIGN*** m 50 0 b 100 0 100 100 50 100 b 0 100 0 0 50 0
***SIGN*** Super
Buttery
Rolls
***SIGN*** Super
Buttery
Rolls
***SIGN*** m 50 0 b 100 0 100 100 50 100 b 0 100 0 0 50 0
***SIGN*** m 50 0 b 100 0 100 100 50 100 b 0 100 0 0 50 0
***SIGN*** Super
Buttery
Rolls
***SIGN*** Super
Buttery
Rolls
***SIGN*** m 50 0 b 100 0 100 100 50 100 b 0 100 0 0 50 0
***SIGN*** m 50 0 b 100 0 100 100 50 100 b 0 100 0 0 50 0
***SIGN*** Super
Buttery
Rolls
***SIGN*** Super
Buttery
Rolls
***SIGN*** m 0 0 l 0 0 l 23 0 b 24 0 24 1 24 1 l 24 14 b 24 15 23 15 23 15 l -21 15 b -21 15 -22 15 -22 14 l -22 1 b -22 1 -22 1 -22 1 b -22 1 -22 0 -21 0 l -21 0 b -21 0 -21 0 -21 0 b -21 0 -21 0 -21 0
***SIGN*** Super Bread Promo Campaign
**[01:52] Yurine**
You're collecting those?
**[01:54] Jashin**
Well, it's not the stickers
themselves I'm collecting.
**[01:57] Yurine**
Yeah, okay...
**[01:59] Yurine**
And? What do you get once you have enough?
**[02:03] Jashin**
Well, actually...
**[02:04] Yurine**
Actually?
**[02:06] Jashin**
Get this!
**[02:07] Jashin**
Anyone who gets enough stickers
***SIGN*** Tibetan
Sand Fox
**[02:10] Jashin**
will receive this Tibetan sand fox tote bag!
***SIGN*** Tibetan
Sand Fox
***SIGN*** Tibetan
Sand Fox
***SIGN*** Tibetan
Sand Fox
***SIGN*** Tibetan
Sand Fox
***SIGN*** Tibetan
Sand Fox
***SIGN*** Tibetan
Sand Fox
***SIGN*** Tibetan
Sand Fox
**[02:16] Jashin**
* What?! Yurine's looking at me with*
* an expression like a Tibetan sand fox!*
**[02:20] Jashin**
*You can see the thirst in her eyes!*
**[02:22] Jashin**
*Why is she looking at me like that?!*
**[02:27] Yurine**
Okay, I guess. So we'll be eating
this bread for a while, then.
**[02:31] Yurine**
How many points do you need, anyway?
**[02:34] Jashin**
Fifteen points.
**[02:36] Yurine**
Fifteen points?!
**[02:37] Yurine**
And one bag gets you one point?
**[02:39] Yurine**
This'll take forever.
**[02:41] Jashin**
It's all for the Tibetan sand fox.
**[02:43] Jashin**
You have to do your best to eat it, too!
**[02:45] Yurine**
All right, fine.
**[02:47] Yurine**
I guess it's, okay since it's cute.
**[02:49] Jashin**
You really do get it, Yurine!
**[02:52] Jashin**
Here, pack some of these for your lunch!
***SIGN*** m 50 0 b 100 0 100 100 50 100 b 0 100 0 0 50 0
***SIGN*** m 50 0 b 100 0 100 100 50 100 b 0 100 0 0 50 0
***SIGN*** Super
Buttery
Rolls
***SIGN*** Super
Buttery
Rolls
**[02:54] Yurine**
No way.
**[03:03] Yurine**
Good morning.
**[03:05] Pino**
Oh, Hanazono-san. Good morning.
**[03:07] Yurine**
See you later.
**[03:08] Pino**
Have a good day.
**[03:09] TV**
* Therefore, I want everyone to know that*
* horsetail shoots grow beneath horsetails,*
**[03:14] TV**
*are shaped like brushes, and are edible.*
**[03:18] TV**
*Wait, that's not right.*
**[03:19] TV**
* Coming back to the topic, aren't those*
* straw sacks the things we store rice in?*
**[03:24] TV**
* So I would weave them out*
* of straw. That's what I'm saying.*
**[03:25] Jashin**
I'm tired of the Wide Show.
**[03:27] TV**
*Back in my day, whenever us kids went to town,*
**[03:28] Jashin**
I have nothing else to do
after Yurine leaves, though.
***SIGN*** m 0 0 l 100 0 100 100 0 100
***SIGN*** Volume
***SIGN*** m 0 0 l 100 0 100 100 0 100
***SIGN*** Channel
***SIGN*** Sound
***SIGN*** Mute
***SIGN*** m 0 0 l 100 0 100 100 0 100
***SIGN*** TV Guide
***SIGN*** m 0 0 l 100 0 100 100 0 100
***SIGN*** Home
**[03:30] ---**
*we'd find horsetail shoots and eat them.*
**[03:32] TV**
* But you can't weave sacks*
* from horsetail shoots!*
**[03:35] TV**
*Am I wrong? They're too short to—*
***SIGN*** m 0 0 l 100 0 100 100 0 100
***SIGN*** Volume
***SIGN*** m 0 0 l -16 0 l -16 6 l 0 11 l 16 6 l 16 0
***SIGN*** Live Morning TV!
***SIGN*** Live Morning TV!
***SIGN*** Heated Debate!\
**[03:49] Jashin**
What the heck are they doing?
***SIGN*** m 0 0 l -16 0 l -16 6 l 0 11 l 16 6 l 16 0
***SIGN*** Live Morning TV!
***SIGN*** Live Morning TV!
***SIGN*** Heated Debate!
**[03:53] Jashin**
With the sound off,
I have no idea what's going on!
***SIGN*** m 0 0 l -16 0 l -16 6 l 0 11 l 16 6 l 16 0
***SIGN*** Live Morning TV!
***SIGN*** Live Morning TV!
***SIGN*** Heated Debate!
**[04:01] Jashin**
Now *this* is interesting!
***SIGN*** Beth
**[04:12] Jashin**
Roll, roll, roll, roll...
**[04:15] Jashin**
Roll, roll, roll, roll...
**[04:17] Jashin**
Roll, roll, roll...
**[04:19] Jashin**
Well, no use in rolling around all day.
**[04:23] Jashin**
I'll do some chores to work up an appetite.
**[04:26] Jashin**
All for the Tibetan sand fox!
**[04:54] Jashin**
No better time for lunch
than after the chores are done.
***SIGN*** I know you slept with him!
**[05:00] TV**
*I wanna get out of prison soon
and watch* Dropkick on My Devil*!*
***SIGN*** Don't be tied down by common sense!
**[05:04] TV**
*Why would you wanna do that?*
***SIGN*** Who decided monogamy was the only way?!
**[05:06] TV**
*Don't watch it. You can't stand gore, anyway.*
***SIGN*** Okay, fine!
**[05:08] TV**
*Yeah, I know,*
***SIGN*** Then, you can repent in Hell!
**[05:11] TV**
*but I like Poporon-chan and Pino-chan.*
**[05:13] TV**
*I love them!*
**[05:16] TV**
*You left out Pekola!*
**[05:18] TV**
*I forgot about her.*
***SIGN*** You didn't turn to look back at me!
I was so sad!
**[05:20] TV**
* Did you actually contribute*
* to the crowdfunding?*
***SIGN*** I knew . . .
**[05:24] TV**
*Of course I did.*
***SIGN*** But I . . .
**[05:25] TV**
*The Pekola package was the only option.*
***SIGN*** I have hemorrhoids!
***SIGN*** You mean you're a bottom?!
**[05:28] TV**
*Then you should be supporting Pekola!*
**[05:30] TV**
*I will!*
***SIGN*** To Be Continued
**[05:33] Jashin**
I end up watching this
foreign drama every week.
**[05:36] Jashin**
We could totally do a live-action
*Dropkick on My Devil* if we ever got the offer.
**[05:41] Jashin**
I'd prefer to have Momoe-chan play me,
**[05:44] Jashin**
but I've been negotiating for
1,000 Years-san and 4,000 Years-san, too.
**[05:48] Jashin**
Just waiting for someone to make an offer!
**[05:53] TV**
*I am the Pigeon Baron!*
**[05:55] TV**
*I'm super evil!*
**[05:57] TV**
*And the super evil Pigeon Baron is here*
**[05:59] TV**
*to tell you that it's 3:00!*
**[06:01] Jashin**
The Pigeon Baron's so badass.
**[06:03] Jashin**
He's so damn cool. I wanna be like him.
**[06:08] Jashin**
Wait! 3:00! It's snack time!
**[06:15] Jashin**
Yum.
**[06:16] Jashin**
But eating this same bread
every few hours is getting old.
**[06:22] Jashin**
I wonder if this is how that four-eyed kid
who ate all the Memory Bread felt...
**[06:29] Jashin**
I want that tote bag, though!
**[06:31] Jashin**
And I don't want to use online
auctions or marketplace apps!
**[06:33] Jashin**
I want to get it on my own!
**[06:35] Jashin**
But I can't just keep the stickers
and throw away the bread!
**[06:40] Jashin**
I can't have a repeat of that
tragic chocolate incident!
**[06:43] Jashin**
People who waste food are fools!
**[06:45] Jashin**
I'll never forgive those jerks who thought
they could just throw money around!
**[06:49] Jashin**
Think! Isn't there a more
effective way to get points?!
**[06:54] Jashin**
Oh, of course. I'll just get *them* to help.
**[06:59] Minos**
Sure!
**[07:00] Minos**
I like this bread, anyway. I'll help you.
***SIGN*** m 0 0 l 100 0 100 100 0 100
***SIGN*** Them
**[07:03] Minos**
Nothing beats one of these with a glass
of milk after a day of delivering milk!
**[07:08] Minos**
Right?
**[07:08] Jashin**
I really appreciate it.
***SIGN*** I can't eat as many as you do.
**[07:13] Minos**
You'll never get stronger that way!
**[07:15] Medusa**
I'd like to help you, too,
**[07:18] Medusa**
but they don't sell that bread in Hell.
**[07:20] Jashin**
So buy it in the human realm. By the box.
**[07:23] Medusa**
By the box?
**[07:24] Jashin**
Take this one for starters!
**[07:26] Jashin**
I'll be calling to make sure
you're actually eating it!
**[07:29] Jashin**
Send me photos to prove it, too!
**[07:31] Medusa**
B-But this bread has a lot
of calories, so I'd gain weight...
**[07:35] Medusa**
Okay, okay...
**[07:37] Jashin**
All right, I'm counting on all of you!
**[07:43] Jashin**
That should make it
a little easier to get enough.
**[07:46] Jashin**
Pretty soon, I'll have
a whole sheet filled in!
***SIGN*** Super Bread Promo Campaign
***SIGN*** Get a Tibetan Sand Fox Tote Bag!
***SIGN*** Place your stickers on this sheet !
**[07:50] Jashin**
But I need one to use, one to save,
**[07:51] Jashin**
Tibetan
Sand Fox
**[07:52] Jashin**
Tibetan
Sand Fox
**[07:53] Jashin**
Tibetan
Sand Fox
**[07:53] Jashin**
and one to look at,
meaning I'll need three in total.
**[07:56] Jashin**
I gotta go buy more bread!
**[07:58] Jashin**
Oh, I know. I'll get her to help, too.
**[08:04] Pekola**
Y-You're really giving all of this to me?
**[08:07] Jashin**
Sure.
**[08:09] Jashin**
Just make sure you don't throw
away the stickers on the bags.
**[08:12] Pekola**
That won't be a problem!
**[08:13] Pekola**
Wow, so much bread for me!
**[08:15] Pekola**
I'll save so much money! Thank you!
**[08:18] Jashin**
See ya, Tajiri. Don't forget to worship me.
**[08:22] Jashin**
Get on your hands and knees and
thank me with your entire body and soul.
**[08:26] Jashin**
I am your evil god!
**[08:29] Pekola**
God? Aren't you a devil?
**[08:32] Pekola**
Still...
***SIGN*** Super
Buttery
Rolls
***SIGN*** Super
Buttery
Rolls
**[08:33] Pekola**
She gave all this to me,
the homeless angel shivering in the park...
***SIGN*** m 50 0 b 100 0 100 100 50 100 b 0 100 0 0 50 0
***SIGN*** m 50 0 b 100 0 100 100 50 100 b 0 100 0 0 50 0
**[08:37] Pekola**
She's a devil performing
the charity of an angel.
**[08:40] Pekola**
I'll just offer a casual prayer
asking God to bless you.
**[08:46] Pekola**
I hope the other angels
aren't watching me right now...
**[08:51] DevilA**
Tajiri, yer out!
**[08:55] Pekola**
My name is not Tajiri!
**[08:57] DevilA**
Genesis
**[08:59] DevilA**
So...
**[09:00] DevilA**
With everyone's help,
she collected lots of stickers,
**[09:04] DevilA**
and a few months later...
**[09:05] Jashin**
It's finally here!
**[09:08] Jashin**
I've really been stretching
my neck out waiting for this!
**[09:13] Jashin**
One to use, one to save, and one to look at!
**[09:16] Jashin**
Three in all!
**[09:22] Yurine**
What's wrong?
**[09:23] ---**
Tibetan
Sand Fox
**[09:25] Jashin**
I was obsessed with this thing
when I was collecting the points,
**[09:28] Jashin**
but now that I have it, I feel nothing.
**[09:32] Jashin**
In fact, it feels like all of it...
**[09:35] Jashin**
...was in vain!
**[09:38] Yurine**
You're saying this after all you
put us through to help you?
**[09:43] Yurine**
But I guess I can understand how
the collection process itself is fun.
**[09:49] Jashin**
I wasted all that time and money!
**[09:54] Yurine**
Sheesh.
***SIGN*** m 0 0 l 100 0 100 100 0 100
***SIGN*** A Few Days Later
***SIGN*** Tibetan
***SIGN*** Sand
***SIGN*** Fox
**[09:58] Jashin**
This time, you can get a
Tibetan sand fox plate!
***SIGN*** Tibetan
***SIGN*** Sand
***SIGN*** Fox
***SIGN*** Tibetan
***SIGN*** Sand
***SIGN*** Fox
***SIGN*** Tibetan
***SIGN*** Sand
***SIGN*** Fox
***SIGN*** Tibetan
***SIGN*** Sand
***SIGN*** Fox
***SIGN*** Tibetan
***SIGN*** Sand
***SIGN*** Fox
***SIGN*** Tibetan
***SIGN*** Sand
***SIGN*** Fox
**[10:02] Jashin**
The item to buy is cup ramen!
**[10:04] Jashin**
We're all gonna be eating lots of ramen!
**[10:06] All**
You didn't learn a thing.
**[10:14] Pekola**
So grateful! So grateful!
**[10:22] Jashin**
Beth! Devil fusion time!
**[10:27] Jashin**
Scoot, scoot, scoot...
**[10:37] Fusion**
Nice to meet ya.
***SIGN*** Fus
***SIGN*** ion
**[10:40] Yurine**
I have all these pouches and tote
bags that came free with magazines.
**[10:44] Jashin**
Why'd you buy them if
you're not going to use them?
**[10:47] Yurine**
You're one to talk.
**[10:49] Yurine**
Something just made me
feel compelled to buy them.
**[10:52] Yurine**
Remember what I said
before the commercials?
**[10:53] Yurine**
The collection process itself is fun.
**[10:56] Jashin**
Oh, for sure. I totally get that.
**[11:00] Yurine**
I always notice the
smell these freebies have.
**[11:06] Jashin**
Let me try.
**[11:10] Jashin**
Th-That's a unique smell...
**[11:14] Medusa**
Oh, isn't this...
**[11:19] Jashin**
What is it?
**[11:21] Jashin**
It feels familiar, for some reason.
**[11:24] Jashin**
Like something I smelled a long
time ago, when I was a little kid...
***SIGN*** 100 YEN Shop
***SIGN*** Inverted
***SIGN*** Cross
***SIGN*** — Several Thousand Years Ago - Hell —
**[11:31] Jashin**
What should I buy?
**[11:34] Jashin**
Medusa, this is really cool!
**[11:37] Medusa**
Wow, it looks strong!
***SIGN*** Yokozuna
**[11:39] Jashin**
I bet this is really valuable!
**[11:42] Medusa**
I think it's just 100 yen.
**[11:44] Jashin**
Huh?
**[11:45] Medusa**
I mean, this is a 100 yen shop.
**[11:47] Jashin**
Oh, yeah!
***SIGN*** Dog
***SIGN*** Dog
**[11:49] Medusa**
This is cute!
**[11:51] Jashin**
Really? You think so?
**[11:53] Medusa**
Yeah! It's super cute!
**[11:55] Minos**
Let me see.
**[11:56] Minos**
Aw, looks nice.
**[11:58] Medusa**
Right? I'm getting this!
**[12:00] Jashin**
I see! Okay, then, I'll buy it for you!
**[12:04] Medusa**
What? Really?
**[12:05] Minos**
You, Jashin-chan? For real?
**[12:07] Minos**
Do you have the money?
**[12:09] Jashin**
It's 100 yen. Of course I have that.
**[12:12] Medusa**
Thanks, Jashin-chan!
**[12:14] Medusa**
I'll use it as a pencil case!
***SIGN*** Year 3 Pazuzu Class
***SIGN*** — The Next Day —
**[12:16] Goblin**
Gross!
**[12:18] Goblin**
Medusa's pencil case stinks!
**[12:21] Goblin**
It smells like cheap plastic!
**[12:24] Goblin**
Like, it reeks!
**[12:26] Ganesha**
Gross!
**[12:28] Skull**
And it says "Dog" on it!
**[12:34] Jashin**
I bought yakisoba bread
from the school store.
**[12:39] Jashin**
What's wrong?
**[12:41] Medusa**
Jashin-chan...
**[12:42] Medusa**
The boys said my pencil case stinks...
**[12:47] Jashin**
What?!
**[12:48] Medusa**
And they laughed
because it says "Dog" on it...
**[12:51] Jashin**
Say what?!
**[12:52] Jashin**
Who was it?!
**[12:54] Jashin**
Who said her pencil case stinks?!
**[12:59] Jashin**
*Wait, it does stink!*
***SIGN*** Dog
**[13:00] Jashin**
*Also, "Dog"? It just says "Dog"!*
**[13:04] Jashin**
Wait... So what if it does?!
**[13:07] Jashin**
Who cares?!
**[13:08] Jashin**
Get out here!
**[13:10] Jashin**
Was it you?!
**[13:11] Jashin**
Was it you?!
**[13:12] Jashin**
Who was it, damn it?!
**[13:14] Jashin**
Who was it?!
***SIGN*** Beef
**[13:16] Minos**
I'm glad I was able to buy a beef burger.
**[13:18] Jashin**
Show yourself, you coward!
**[13:21] Medusa**
Jashin-chan, it's okay, really!
**[13:23] Minos**
Hey, calm down!
**[13:24] Medusa**
C'mon...
**[13:24] Jashin**
It is *not* okay!
**[14:28] Yurine**
It actually got that bad?
**[14:31] Jashin**
It really pissed me off at
the time, for some reason.
**[14:34] Yurine**
You're always so mean to Medusa,
**[14:37] Yurine**
but when other people
do it, you go off on them.
**[14:40] Medusa**
Jashin-chan's actually very kind at heart!
**[14:44] Jashin**
I-I am not! There's not one
measly shred of kindness in me!
**[14:48] Jashin**
I'm a devil, remember?
**[14:50] Jashin**
I just couldn't sit around and let them
make fun of something I bought for you.
**[14:57] Jashin**
What?! You got a problem with that?!
**[15:00] Yurine**
Nope.
**[15:01] Yurine**
Okay, then, here.
**[15:03] Yurine**
If the smell means that much to you,
then you two can have them all.
**[15:07] Jashin**
I don't want these! You just can't
be bothered to throw them away!
**[15:10] Medusa**
You know, the smell of that pencil
case went away over time as I used it.
**[15:14] Jashin**
There you go, Yurine.
**[15:16] Jashin**
So use 'em!
**[15:19] Mei**
Monolith!
**[15:21] Mei**
You're so black and square!
**[15:23] Mei**
So kwoote! Yes!
**[15:40] Imp**
It's 7:00.
**[15:44] Medusa**
Oh, right...
**[15:46] Medusa**
Good morning.
**[15:52] Medusa**
Who was that, anyway?
**[15:56] Medusa**
Mornings in Hell are a lot darker
than mornings in the human realm.
**[16:02] Medusa**
I like mornings in the human realm better.
**[16:07] Medusa**
Today's my birthday.
**[16:10] Medusa**
I hope something good happens!
**[16:29] DevilA**
Whoa, hey... Is this for real?
**[16:31] DevilA**
I forgot to start recording...
**[16:33] Tsuchinoko**
Where's my fan service scene?
**[16:35] Tsuchinoko**
Hey! Why am I blurred?!
**[16:36] DevilA**
We can't show that.
It's a little too extreme.
**[16:37] Tsuchinoko**
Why?! Why?! I'm offering fanservice!
***SIGN*** Jashin-chan
**[16:46] Medusa**
It's Jashin-chan.
**[16:48] Medusa**
Could it be...
**[16:49] Medusa**
Hello, Jashin-cha—
**[16:52] Jashin**
Medusa! Hel—
**[16:54] Medusa**
Jashin-chan?! What happened?!
***SIGN*** Mount Takao
***SIGN*** Mount Takao
***SIGN*** Takaosanguchi
Station
***SIGN*** Takaosanguchi
Station
***SIGN*** Takaosanguchi
Station
**[17:08] DevilA**
That's not "Takaoyamaguchi Station."
It's read "Takaosanguchi Station."
**[17:20] Medusa**
*What could have happened to Jashin-chan?*
**[17:24] Medusa**
*I'm on my way! Please be okay, Jashin-chan!*
**[17:32] Medusa**
Jashin-chan! What happened?!
**[17:34] Yurine**
She blew all of our money on pachinko again.
**[17:38] Jashin**
I was sure it was going to pay out today!
**[17:40] Yurine**
I guess I'll really have
to kill you this time.
**[17:43] Jashin**
Help me!
**[17:45] Medusa**
How much did you spend?
**[17:47] Jashin**
Forty thousand...
**[17:48] Medusa**
Oh, all right.
**[17:52] Jashin**
Thanks!
***SIGN*** Sea Urchin
**[17:58] Jashin**
My money!
***SIGN*** Sea Urchin
**[18:00] Yurine**
You should be more worried about your hand!
***SIGN*** Sea Urchin
***SIGN*** Sea Urchin
***SIGN*** Sea Urchin
***SIGN*** Sea Urchin
***SIGN*** Sea Urchin
***SIGN*** Sea Urchin
***SIGN*** Sea Urchin
***SIGN*** Sea Urchin
***SIGN*** Sea Urchin
***SIGN*** Sea Urchin
***SIGN*** Sea Urchin
***SIGN*** Sea Urchin
***SIGN*** Sea Urchin
**[18:29] Jashin**
If you pity me, give me money.
***SIGN*** Sea Urchin
***SIGN*** Sea Urchin
***SIGN*** Sea Urchin
***SIGN*** Sea Urchin
***SIGN*** Sea Urchin
**[18:33] Jashin**
If you pity me, give me money!
**[18:35] Jashin**
If you pity me, give me money!
**[18:38] Jashin**
If you pity me, give me money!
**[18:40] Jashin**
If you pity me, give me money!
**[18:44] Jashin**
If you pity me, give me money!
**[18:50] Jashin**
Medusa! Get the super glue!
***SIGN*** Sea Urchin
**[18:54] Medusa**
Super glue!
**[18:54] Medusa**
S-Stapler! Stapler!
**[18:54] Jashin**
Hurry! Hurry, Medusa!
***SIGN*** Sticking
Out
***SIGN*** Misaligned
**[18:59] Medusa**
I glued it back on!
**[19:00] Jashin**
Thanks.
**[19:02] Yurine**
That money...
**[19:03] Yurine**
You need to return it to Medusa.
**[19:06] Jashin**
No!
**[19:09] Medusa**
Jashin-chan regrets what
she did! She really does!
**[19:12] Yurine**
You're too soft, Medusa.
**[19:13] Yurine**
If she regretted it, she wouldn't
keep doing it over and over.
**[19:17] Medusa**
But...
**[19:19] Yurine**
Look at the time.
**[19:21] Yurine**
I need to get going.
**[19:24] Yurine**
Make sure you give that
money back to Medusa.
**[19:27] Yurine**
And do something about the
money you burned through.
**[19:34] Jashin**
Here's your money back.
**[19:37] Medusa**
I'll loan it to you.
**[19:38] Jashin**
Huh?
**[19:39] Medusa**
Don't tell Yurine-san, okay?
**[19:42] Jashin**
Medusa!
**[19:45] Jashin**
Okay! I'll become a famous
YouTuber and pay you back!
**[19:49] Medusa**
Try to be realistic...
**[19:51] Jashin**
Didn't you know that I'm already
a well-known virtual YouTuber?
**[19:56] Medusa**
All of that money goes
toward administrative expenses.
**[19:59] Medusa**
You'll never see any of it.
**[20:03] Medusa**
Well, I'm going to head back now.
**[20:05] Medusa**
I'll come again soon.
**[20:07] Jashin**
Wait!
**[20:09] Jashin**
Here.
**[20:11] Jashin**
Here.
**[20:13] Medusa**
Uh... what is it?
**[20:15] Jashin**
Today is... you know... your...
**[20:20] Medusa**
You remembered?
**[20:23] Jashin**
Are you dumb?
**[20:25] Jashin**
There's no way I'd forget.
**[20:27] Jashin**
Here. Don't worry,
I bought it with my own money.
**[20:33] Medusa**
Jashin-chan...
**[20:35] Medusa**
I was right! You really are kind!
**[20:39] Jashin**
Like hell I am!
**[20:40] Jashin**
I'm a devil, remember?!
**[20:45] Jashin**
Happy birthday, Medusa.
**[20:51] Medusa**
Thanks!
**[20:59] Meduda**
Today was a great day!
**[21:02] Medusa**
I wonder what Jashin-chan got for me.
***SIGN*** Costume
***SIGN*** Costume
***SIGN*** Costume
***SIGN*** Costume
***SIGN*** Ninja
***SIGN*** Super cool!
***SIGN*** From Jashin-chan
***SIGN*** From Jashin-chan
**[22:50] (Flashback) Jashin**
I love you, Medusa!
**[22:53] (Flashback) Medusa**
Jashin-chan!
***SIGN*** Dog
**[23:10] Minos**
Okay, today, we're gonna run 666 laps between
Jinbocho and Tokyo Station at full speed!
***SIGN*** Huh?! That'd be the same as running from here to Chitose, Hokkaido, and back!
***SIGN*** That's impossible!
**[23:20] Minos**
No, you've gotta build up more,
**[23:21] Minos**
or you'll never win the trail race
from Toyama Bay to Suruga Bay!
***SIGN*** The one that crosses Japan from the Northern Alps to the Southern Alps,
***SIGN*** that covers 415 kilometers of altitude extremes and takes seven days to complete,
***SIGN*** famed worldwide for how grueling it is?! Who would run in that?!
**[23:33] Minos**
You and me!
***SIGN*** Wh-What?!
**[23:36] Minos**
I already entered us!
# E6 - Untitled
Source: [Crunchyroll](https://www.crunchyroll.com/watch/GR1X2EJ0R/untitled)
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**[00:01] Crowd**
All right, let's go!
**[00:04] Crowd**
Tiger! Fire! Cyber! Fiber!
Diver! Viber! Ja-ja!
**[00:10] [SONG] Song**
Smile, but just barely
**[00:14] [SONG] Song**
I don't want to let it end
***SIGN*** Poporon-chan!
**[00:17] [SONG] Song**
While I'm just spinning
in place like a gear
**[00:24] [SONG] Song**
Make a miracle happen
**[00:28] [SONG] Song**
Just like you-know-who
**[00:31] [SONG] Song**
I'm going out to find a future
that'll make my heart race
**[00:39] [SONG] Song**
For sure
**[00:46] Poporon**
Thank you all for coming out today!
***SIGN*** Poporon-chan!
**[00:49] Poporon**
May the blessings of the angels be upon you!
**[00:54] Poporon**
Bye-bye!
**[00:54] Tanahashi**
Excuse me, are you okay?
**[00:57] Tanahashi**
Hey! You okay?
***SIGN*** Green Room
***SIGN*** Amatsuka Noel-sama
**[02:36] Pekola**
Congratulations on a great show.
**[02:38] Poporon**
Thanks for being my shield, Pekola-sama!
***SIGN*** Smile
***SIGN*** Smile
**[02:42] Poporon**
My drink.
**[02:43] Pekola**
R-Right!
**[02:46] Poporon**
Thanks.
**[02:49] Pekola**
I may be your shield,
but I'm not your servant.
**[02:55] Pekola**
By the way...
**[02:56] Pekola**
One of Hanazono Yurine's
friends was here to see you.
**[02:59] Poporon**
You mean Persephone?
**[03:01] Poporon**
I invited her.
**[03:03] Pekola**
Oh...
**[03:04] Pekola**
I'd never have thought you'd
willingly be friends with a devil.
**[03:09] Poporon**
Pekola-sama, unzip me.
**[03:12] Poporon**
I'm just pretending to be her friend.
**[03:14] Pekola**
Pretending?
**[03:15] Poporon**
Yep. To get past her guard.
**[03:18] Poporon**
Then, when I get my angel
powers back, I'll kill her.
**[03:23] Poporon**
She's the daughter of Hades,
King of the Underworld, after all.
**[03:27] Pekola**
I-If you do that, it'll cause huge problems!
**[03:30] Pekola**
It'll cause chaos for both Heaven and Hell!
**[03:32] Poporon**
Like I care.
**[03:34] Poporon**
I'll do anything if it
raises my rank in Heaven.
**[03:40] Poporon**
Since I've been branded a traitor,
I need to get that expunged, too.
**[03:45] Pekola**
Even if she is a devil, taking
advantage of her kind heart is wrong.
**[03:50] Pekola**
You're pure scum.
**[03:52] Poporon**
What are you talking about?
**[03:55] Poporon**
You're the one who taught me that devils
need to be eliminated, no matter what it takes.
**[04:02] Poporon**
I don't need to hear the opinions
of a fallen angel like you.
**[04:06] Poporon**
You're just my shield!
**[04:09] Pekola**
I...
**[04:10] Pekola**
I know I'm nothing more than
your shield right now, but...
***SIGN*** Poporon-chan!
***SIGN*** Oh, Pekola-chan's here, too!
***SIGN*** The concert was so much fun!
***SIGN*** You were so cute, Poporon-chan!
**[04:27] Poporon**
Well, obviously.
***SIGN*** Hello to you too, Pekola-chan!
**[04:32] Pekola**
H-Hello.
***SIGN*** Oh, yeah! I bought your photobook, too!
**[04:36] Poporon**
Really? I could've just given you one.
***SIGN*** It's okay.
***SIGN*** I saved up by helping Minos-oneechan with her work.
***SIGN*** Can I have your autograph, please?
**[04:50] Poporon**
W-Well, I suppose so.
**[04:52] Poporon**
Just this once.
***SIGN*** Yay!
**[04:55] Poporon**
Hey, I can't write with you leaning on me.
***SIGN*** Oh! Write "For Persephone," please!
**[05:01] Poporon**
Is here okay?
***SIGN*** Sure!
**[05:04] Poporon**
Here you go.
***SIGN*** Noel
***SIGN*** For
Persephone-san
***SIGN*** Thanks!
***SIGN*** I'm so happy I got your autograph.
***SIGN*** By the way, my favorite picture is on this page...
**[05:13] Poporon**
C'mon, you're embarrassing me.
**[05:18] Poporon**
Sheesh...
**[05:22] Pekola**
You really like Poporon, huh?
***SIGN*** Yeah!
***SIGN*** She's the first friend I made in the human realm.
**[05:30] Pekola**
But she's an angel.
***SIGN*** Whether you're an angel, a devil, or a human doesn't matter.
***SIGN*** Once you're a friend, that's what you are: a friend.
***SIGN*** Oh!
***SIGN*** Poporon-chan, I bet you're hungry, right?
***SIGN*** European-Style Curry
***SIGN*** Jashin-chan told me about a really good curry place!
**[05:50] (Flashback) Jashin**
No curry, no life!
**[05:53] Poporon**
R-Really?
**[05:53] Poporon**
*She recommended it, huh?*
**[05:55] Poporon**
Okay, let's go there, then.
***SIGN*** Want to come, Pekola-chan?
**[06:00] Pekola**
I have to work somewhere else after this.
**[06:05] Pekola**
I'm doing double shield duty today.
***SIGN*** °Image only.
***SIGN*** Oh, okay...
**[06:09] Poporon**
There.
**[06:10] Poporon**
Shall we go, then?
***SIGN*** Sure!
**[06:12] Poporon**
Pekola-sama, I'll let you tidy up here.
***SIGN*** See you later!
***SIGN*** Yay!
**[06:17] Poporon**
I'm famished.
***SIGN*** Yeah!
**[06:21] Pekola**
"Pretending" to be her friend, huh?
**[06:24] Pekola**
If you can smile like that
when you're pretending,
**[06:27] Pekola**
you should look into an acting career.
**[06:30] Pekola**
Well, I suppose I should start cleaning up.
**[06:33] Tanahashi**
Part-timer!
***SIGN*** Flinch!
***SIGN*** Flinch!
**[06:35] Tanahashi**
We're heading to the
next location, part-timer!
**[06:37] Pekola**
I-I'll finish cleaning right away!
**[06:39] Tanahashi**
Make it quick, part-timer.
**[06:42] Pekola**
Um... My name is Pekola, not "part-timer"...
**[06:45] Tanahashi**
I don't care. Get a move on, part-timer.
**[06:48] Pekola**
R-Right!
**[06:50] Tanahashi**
Give it a rest already, part-timer.
**[06:52] Tanahashi**
What kind of name is "Pekola," anyway?
**[06:53] Tanahashi**
You starving or something, part-timer?
**[06:56] Tanahashi**
Can't you even eat right, part-timer?
**[06:56] Pekola**
* Why has he still not learned*
* my name after all this time?*
**[06:59] Tanahashi**
Quit dawdling and get moving, part-timer.
**[07:02] Pekola**
* Well, nothing I can do about it.*
* There's more work waiting.*
**[07:02] Tanahashi**
All right, when the job's done,
let's go grab some food, part-timer.
**[07:06] Pekola**
*I wanted to eat curry, too...*
**[07:07] Tanahashi**
This job does take a lot of stamina.
**[07:09] Yurine**
Quiz time.
**[07:11] Yurine**
What kind of bread is bread you can't eat?
**[07:14] Pekola**
That's easy! It's obviously—
**[07:17] Jashin**
I know!
**[07:19] Jashin**
The bread that's just a fake store sample!
**[07:22] Yurine**
Correct.
**[07:23] Jashin**
Heck yeah!
**[07:25] Pekola**
Th-That's a new take...
***SIGN*** European-Style
Curry
***SIGN*** and
***SIGN*** Espresso Coffee
***SIGN*** Bondy
**[07:29] Minos**
This is so good!
**[07:31] Minos**
Bondy is the best!
***SIGN*** Do you like it, Poporon-chan?
**[07:36] Poporon**
Y-Yeah... It's not bad.
***SIGN*** I'm so glad!
**[07:40] Poporon**
* I wasn't expecting to find another*
* devil here before us, though...*
**[07:44] Minos**
Hey, Per-chan! Poporon-chan, too!
**[07:47] Minos**
Let's all eat together!
**[07:52] Kyon**
Japanese curry is delicious!
**[07:56] Kyon**
But...
**[07:57] Kyon**
When am I supposed to eat these?
**[08:00] Kyon**
Are they an appetizer?
A palate cleanser? Dessert?
***SIGN*** Sakura Street
**[08:06] Kyon**
One, two, three, four, oolong tea!
**[08:20] Kyon**
What's wrong?
**[08:25] Emiri**
I can't find my mommy.
**[08:28] Kyon**
You're lost?
**[08:30] Kyon**
I'll help you look for your mommy!
**[08:35] Emiri**
Okay!
**[08:35] Mom**
Emiri-chan!
**[08:38] Emiri**
Mommy!
**[08:44] Mom**
You shouldn't talk to strangers.
You might get kidnapped.
**[08:51] Guy**
Thanks for dropping by!
***SIGN*** Daimaru-yaki Tea Shop
***SIGN*** Daimaru-yaki Tea Shop
**[09:03] Kyon**
*Being helpful is hard...*
**[09:06] Ran**
What was that mother's problem?
**[09:09] Ran**
She's the one who let her kid out of her sight!
**[09:11] Kyon**
I'm glad we found her mom, though.
**[09:14] Ran**
You're too nice, Kyon-Kyon!
**[09:16] Ran**
I worry about you, you know!
**[09:19] Kyon**
But you're nice too, Ran-Ran-oneechan.
**[09:22] Kyon**
You ended up in that form
because of me, after all.
**[09:26] Ran**
I keep telling you, that wasn't your fault.
**[09:29] Ran**
Besides, I actually like the way I look.
**[09:33] Ran**
Let me have a bite of that.
**[09:36] Kyon**
Sure!
**[09:37] Ran**
Yum!
**[09:43] Guy1**
You kids were playing a card
game earlier, weren't you?
**[09:46] Guy2**
Hand over your rares.
We'll sell 'em for a fortune!
**[09:50] Ryo**
N-No! These cards are important to me!
**[09:53] Guy1**
"No! These cards are important to me!"
**[09:56] Guy1**
Ya hear that?
**[09:58] Guy1**
C'mon, c'mon!
**[09:59] Guy2**
Just hand 'em over already!
**[10:01] Ryo**
Cut it out!
**[10:02] Kyon**
Stop it!
**[10:04] Guy2**
Huh? Who the hell are you?
**[10:07] Kyon**
Adults picking on little kids?
Have you no shame?
**[10:11] Guy1**
We're not adults yet.
**[10:13] Guy2**
And this country always
lets minors off easy!
**[10:16] Guy1**
We're gonna keep doing
all the bad stuff we want.
**[10:19] Guy2**
Just watch.
**[10:21] Guy1**
What the hell are you wearing,
anyway? What's with the panda?
**[10:25] Guy2**
What a dork!
**[10:28] Kyon**
What did you say?
**[10:30] Kyon**
You just made fun of my big sister!
**[10:33] Guy1**
What, so that panda on
your dress is your big sister?
**[10:36] Guy2**
She's messed up in the head!
**[10:37] Kyon**
Rawr!
**[10:45] Ran**
Wait, Kyon-Kyon!
**[10:46] Ran**
Oh, no! Oh, no! Oh, no! Stop!
**[10:52] Kyon**
Rrr...
**[10:53] Kyon**
Rawr!
**[10:57] Kyon**
Rawr!
**[10:59] Kyon**
Rawr! Rawr! Rawr! Rawr! Rawr!
**[11:00] Ran**
Kyon-Kyon! Kyon-Kyon!
**[11:02] Ran**
You're taking this too far!
He's gonna end up dead!
**[11:06] Kyon**
He's not gonna "end up" dead!
I'm gonna kill him!
**[11:09] Ran**
Stop it, Kyon-Kyon!
**[11:13] Guy2**
Even my dad hasn't ever hit me!
**[11:19] Ran**
Seriously, Kyon-Kyon... Once
you get mad, you lose all control.
**[11:24] Kyon**
I'm sorry.
**[11:25] Ryo**
Hey, jiangshi lady!
***SIGN*** Bakuga
**[11:27] Ryo**
Thanks for saving us!
**[11:29] Bakuga**
Thanks.
**[11:30] Mohawk**
Thanks.
**[11:31] Kyon**
You can tell I'm a jiangshi?
**[11:34] Ryo**
Yeah. With Jashin-chan and
Minos-oneechan living in Jinbocho,
**[11:38] Ryo**
you learn about that stuff.
**[11:39] Kyon**
Jashin-chan?
**[11:41] Mohask**
So this panda can talk, huh?
**[11:43] Ran**
I'm not a panda! I'm Ran-Ran!
**[11:46] Bakuga**
Hiroshi!
**[11:54] Kyon**
Well, see you later.
**[11:56] Ryou**
See ya!
**[11:56] Both**
Thanks!
**[11:57] Ran**
Zai jian!
**[11:59] Kyon**
"Thanks," huh?
***SIGN*** Life Theater
**[12:06] Kyon**
Jashin-chan did say she
lived in this town, didn't she?
**[12:10] Ran**
I hope we see her again.
**[12:12] Kyon**
Yeah!
**[12:18] Jashin**
All I had to do was run an errand,
and I ended up broke again!
**[12:25] Kyon**
I hope I can become a human soon!
**[12:31] Medusa**
I'm making Hamburg steaks
with Yurine-san today!
**[12:34] Yurine**
Thanks for coming.
**[12:35] Medusa**
Yurine-san, thank you
for having me over today!
**[12:38] Medusa**
This is just a token, but here!
**[12:40] Yurine**
Oh... Thanks for being so thoughtful.
**[12:42] Medusa**
All right! Let's do this!
**[12:45] Yurine**
You're all fired up.
**[12:47] Medusa**
Jashin-chan always
cooks our meals for us,
**[12:50] Medusa**
so I'm happy to make something for her!
**[12:53] Yurine**
She's still several billion times more
dependent on you than you are on her.
**[12:59] Yurine**
Okay, let's get started.
**[13:01] Yurine**
First, chop up this onion.
**[13:04] Medusa**
Chop... it... up?
**[13:08] Medusa**
So...
**[13:11] Medusa**
Chop!
**[13:13] Medusa**
There! I chopped it!
**[13:22] Yurine**
This is how you chop up an onion.
**[13:24] Yurine**
You cut it in half first, then peel it.
**[13:26] Medusa**
Uh-huh, uh-huh...
**[13:27] Yurine**
Then, you remove the ends.
**[13:29] Medusa**
Uh-huh, uh-huh...
**[13:30] Yurine**
Then, slice several vertical and horizontal
lines into each half, and finally, cut it all up.
**[13:34] Medusa**
Wow!
**[13:36] Yurine**
Cooking really isn't your strong suit, huh?
**[13:42] Yurine**
The next step is to sauté the chopped onion.
**[13:46] Medusa**
The tears won't stop...
**[13:48] Medusa**
But it's all for Jashin-chan!
I'm gonna do this!
**[13:51] Yurine**
This is what it looks
like after it's sautéed.
**[13:54] Medusa**
You already had some prepared!
**[13:56] Medusa**
So what was the purpose
of the onion I cut up?
**[13:59] Yurine**
We don't have a lot of time.
***SIGN*** m 50 0 b 100 0 100 100 50 100 b 0 100 0 0 50 0
***SIGN*** Super Amazing
Nutmeg
***SIGN*** m 0 0 l 100 0 100 100 0 100
***SIGN*** Super Amazing
***SIGN*** Salt
***SIGN*** m 0 0 l 100 0 100 100 0 100
***SIGN*** Super Amazing
***SIGN*** Pepper
**[14:02] Yurine**
Now, see that bowl with ground beef in it?
**[14:05] Yurine**
Add panko bread crumbs that
have been soaked in egg and milk,
**[14:07] Yurine**
the sautéed onions, some salt
and pepper, and nutmeg to that.
**[14:11] Yurine**
Mix it up until it's uniformly sticky.
**[14:14] Medusa**
Right!
**[14:15] Yurine**
This is how you add salt.
**[14:19] Medusa**
Okay, I'll do that, too!
**[14:22] Yurine**
Whoa! Whoa, whoa!
**[14:25] Yurine**
That's not salt! That's sugar!
**[14:29] Medusa**
I-It's sweet!
**[14:31] Yurine**
C'mon, this isn't a manga.
**[14:34] Medusa**
It was white, so I thought it was salt...
**[14:36] Medusa**
Wh-What do we do?
**[14:39] Medusa**
I thought this might happen...
**[14:41] Yurine**
So I have some already mixed up.
**[14:44] Medusa**
You're too well-prepared, Yurine-san.
**[14:47] Medusa**
I've hardly been of any use at all...
**[14:50] Yurine**
It's okay.
**[14:52] Yurine**
We still have to do the last two steps:
**[14:55] Yurine**
shaping them and cooking them.
**[14:57] Medusa**
The last... two steps?
**[15:16] People**
Help me!
**[15:34] Medusa**
*The Last Emperor...*
**[15:40] Yurine**
Medusa.
**[15:42] Medusa**
Uh... Right.
**[15:46] Yurine**
Shape the mixture into ovals, like this.
**[15:52] Yurine**
A heart shape?
**[15:53] Medusa**
Isn't it cute?
**[15:55] Medusa**
I thought a heart shape might
convey my feelings for Jashin-chan.
**[16:02] Yurine**
Oh, it will. After all...
**[16:05] Yurine**
That heart is Jashin-chan herself.
**[16:09] Medusa**
Huh? What do you...
**[16:11] Yurine**
She's been turned into food.
**[16:13] Yurine**
She deeply regretted all
the awful things she's done,
**[16:19] Yurine**
but she wanted to be
of use to you in the end...
**[16:22] Yurine**
So she became food.
***SIGN*** Food
***SIGN*** Food
**[16:24] Yurine**
This is Jashin-chan's atonement.
***SIGN*** Atonement
***SIGN*** Atonement
**[16:30] Medusa**
You can't mean...
**[16:32] Yurine**
That meat in the mixture is Jashin-chan.
**[16:36] Yurine**
We'll have to enjoy every last bite of her,
**[16:40] Yurine**
so that her sacrifice won't be in vain.
**[16:45] Jashin**
A head, two hands, mammary glands...
***SIGN*** A head
***SIGN*** Two hands
***SIGN*** Mammary glands
***SIGN*** Super Amazing
***SIGN*** Flour
***SIGN*** Super Amazing
***SIGN*** Flour
**[17:15] Jashin**
There we go.
**[17:41] Jashin**
Hup!
**[17:51] Jashin**
Roll, roll, roll, roll...
**[17:53] Jashin**
Roll, roll, roll, roll...
**[17:58] Yurine**
Everyone, what we have here is
not fried shrimp, but fried serpent.
**[18:03] Yurine**
Behold this massive vat of oil.
**[18:07] Yurine**
Witness what happens when we hurl
this otherworldly snake woman
**[18:11] Yurine**
into scalding hot oil
and fry her until crispy.
**[18:20] Jashin**
I'll be done in fifteen seconds.
**[18:23] Jashin**
It's dangerous to fry me
longer than fifteen seconds!
**[18:25] Yurine**
I know that.
**[18:27] Yurine**
Don't worry. We have five
people ready to lift you out.
**[18:36] Jashin**
A-hup!
**[18:49] Yurine**
Eleven, twelve, thirteen...
**[18:52] Yurine**
Lift her out!
**[18:53] Five**
Hup!
**[18:58] Mei**
Orochimaru!
**[19:00] Mei**
Yurine-san! Orochimaru is...
Orochimaru is...
**[19:03] Yurine**
Huh? Mei-san?
**[19:05] Guy**
It's Tachibana Mei!
**[19:07] Guy**
It's her!
**[19:08] Mei**
Huh? Wh-Why are they...
**[19:12] Mei**
We can use that!
**[19:17] Mei**
Orochimaru!
**[19:20] ---**
Take this!
**[19:25] Mei**
Orochimaru!
**[19:26] Mei**
Orochimaru!
**[19:31] Mei**
Orochimaru...
**[19:33] Mei**
You're piping hot...
**[19:37] Yurine**
Just kidding.
**[19:39] Medusa**
Kirihito...
**[19:41] Yurine**
She passed out!
**[19:43] Medusa**
Kirihito...
**[19:45] Jashin**
I'm home!
**[19:48] Jashin**
I actually won at pachinko for once!
**[19:52] Jashin**
Medusa! What happened?!
**[19:54] Jashin**
Don't die, Medusa!
**[19:58] Medusa**
All that's left of Jashin-chan is a heart shape...
**[20:02] Yurine**
I might have taken my teasing a bit too far.
**[20:04] Jashin**
Medusa! My winnings from today
**[20:07] Jashin**
aren't enough to cover all the living
expenses I squandered this month!
**[20:11] Jashin**
I need your money!
**[20:14] Jashin**
ATM!
**[20:16] Jashin**
LL
**[20:16] Jashin**
I'll sponge off of you tomorrow, Medusa!
**[20:16] Jashin**
LL
**[20:16] Jashin**
HE
**[20:16] Jashin**
HE
**[20:16] Jashin**
ONEY
**[20:17] Jashin**
ONEY
**[20:18] ---**
ATM!
**[20:21] Yurine**
Maybe you really should be turned
into fried serpent just once.
**[20:26] Jashin**
Huh?
**[20:42] All**
Let's eat!
**[20:47] Minos**
This is good!
**[20:49] Medusa**
Really? I'm so glad!
**[20:53] Yurine**
Not bad for your first try.
**[20:55] Medusa**
Thank you! I owe it all to you, Yurine-san!
***SIGN*** Yeah, it's delicious!
***SIGN*** If you learn how to cook, Medusa-chan,
***SIGN*** Jashin-chan won't have a reason to live anymore!
***SIGN*** Being able to cook food in a specific shape is an amazing talent!
**[21:08] Jashin**
So... So hot...
**[21:10] Jashin**
Let me have some, too...
**[21:14] Medusa**
Here, Jashin-chan. Open wide.
**[21:23] Jashin**
Mm, it's not half bad.
**[21:32] Medusa**
Here you go. Open wide.
**[23:10] Pekola**
Th-There's a rice ball in the sandbox!
**[23:12] Pekola**
But if I pick it up right away...
**[23:15] Mei**
Caught you red-handed!
**[23:16] Mei**
You're under arrest for
eating something that
**[23:18] ---**
was on the ground longer than three seconds!
**[23:20] Pekola**
Under arrest?!
**[23:22] Mei**
Huh? I have a feeling you and
I were born on the same date!
**[23:25] Mei**
I sense fate at work!
**[23:27] Pekola**
Please spare me!
**[23:29] Mei**
Very well.
**[23:30] Pekola**
Okay, I'll just—
**[23:31] Mei**
Execution would be a bit too severe.
**[23:32] Pekola**
Execution?!
**[23:33] Mei**
You're imprisoned for life in my room!
**[23:35] Mei**
I'm so excited!
**[23:37] Pekola**
Wait!
# E7 - Untitled
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**[01:31] Pino**
It's done!
**[01:34] Pino**
What a beautiful apple pie!
**[01:36] Pino**
I amaze myself sometimes.
**[01:41] Pino**
But just calling it "apple pie"
doesn't do its beauty justice.
**[01:45] Pino**
I'll give it a name more
befitting of my creation.
**[01:56] Pino**
A Rosy-Cheeked Lad
Cloaked in Robes of Gold...
***SIGN*** A Rosy-Cheeked
Lad Cloaked in
Robes of
Gold...
***SIGN*** A Rosy-Cheeked
Lad Cloaked in
Robes of
Gold...
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Lad Cloaked in
Robes of
Gold...
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Lad Cloaked in
Robes of
Gold...
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Lad Cloaked in
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Gold...
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Lad Cloaked in
Robes of
Gold...
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Lad Cloaked in
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Lad Cloaked in
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Gold...
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Lad Cloaked in
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Lad Cloaked in
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Lad Cloaked in
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Lad Cloaked in
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Lad Cloaked in
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**[02:00] Pino**
Let's go with that!
**[02:17] Pino**
Delicious!
**[02:19] Pino**
Clearly the work of the angel who won the
grand prize in the Heaven Baking Contest!
**[02:23] Pino**
Even with ingredients from the
human realm, it turned out quite nice.
**[02:27] Pino**
I'm just that talented, I guess!
**[02:30] Pino**
It's best when made with apples from
the Tree of Life in Heaven, though...
**[02:36] Pino**
Oh, I know!
**[02:37] Pino**
I'll take some to Hanazono-san to
thank her for taking me to the beach.
***SIGN*** Please enjoy this
***SIGN*** I don't know if it suits your tastes...
**[03:18] Pino**
Huh?!
**[03:26] Yurine**
Listen, you...
**[03:29] Jashin**
F-F-F-Forgive me, Yurine! Forgive me!
**[03:32] Yurine**
How dare you interrupt my nap
by holding your earbuds near me
**[03:37] Yurine**
and blasting Holst's *The Planets*
into my ear at max volume?
**[03:41] Jashin**
But I like Holst's *The Planets*!
**[03:43] Jashin**
Please forgive me!
**[03:44] Yurine**
I'll have to kill you.
**[03:47] Yurine**
Oh, Miss Custodian.
**[03:49] Pino**
You seem to be in the
middle of something here.
**[03:52] Pino**
I baked a pie, so I thought
I'd bring you some...
**[03:55] Yurine**
Sorry you had to see this.
**[03:57] Yurine**
Please, come in.
**[04:00] Pino**
Okay... Thank you.
**[04:04] Jashin**
I'm saved...
**[04:06] Pino**
Please, help yourselves.
**[04:09] Yurine**
Apple pie?
**[04:10] Pino**
I don't call it apple pie.
**[04:12] Pino**
I call it "A Rosy-Cheeked Lad
Cloaked in Robes of Gold."
**[04:15] Jashin**
"Clothed in blue robes, descending
onto a golden field to..." what?
**[04:20] Pino**
A Rosy-Cheeked Lad Cloaked in Robes of Gold!
**[04:24] Yurine**
That was borderline, Jashin-chan.
**[04:26] Yurine**
You need to watch what you say.
**[04:27] Jashin**
A blonde in a cloak who thinks
Hogan's smile is number one?
**[04:31] DevilA**
Number one!
***SIGN*** No. 1
**[04:33] Pino**
It's "A Rosy-Cheeked Lad
Cloaked in Robes of Gold"!
**[04:39] Jashin**
It's apple pie, isn't it?
**[04:40] Pino**
Y-Yes, it is, but...
**[04:42] Jashin**
You didn't poison it or anything, did you?
**[04:44] Pino**
Hey! That's just rude!
**[04:47] Pino**
I wouldn't do that. I'm not you, Jashin-san.
**[04:50] Jashin**
That's "Jashin-chan-san."
**[04:52] Jashin**
Call me Jashin-chan-san, not Jashin-san.
**[04:55] Jashin**
That's what everyone else calls me.
**[04:57] Pino**
Uh-huh...
**[04:58] Yurine**
Jashin-chan, that's really not important.
**[05:01] Yurine**
Hurry up and serve our custodian some tea.
**[05:04] Pino**
Oh, no, I need to be—
**[05:05] Jashin**
Sheesh. You're such a snake-driver, Yurine.
**[05:09] Jashin**
As it happens, I made
a cheesecake yesterday, myself.
**[05:12] Jashin**
Try some before you go.
**[05:15] Yurine**
Let's all have tea together.
**[05:20] Jashin**
Yurine's a real snake-driver.
**[05:22] DevilA**
About fifteen years ago,
**[05:23] ---**
the constellation Ophiuchus,
the snake-charmer, suddenly appeared.
**[05:27] DevilA**
There was a big fuss about how the twelve
zodiac constellations were now thirteen,
**[05:30] DevilA**
but it wasn't added to the zodiac.
**[05:31] DevilA**
By the way, Yurine's zodiac
constellation is Scorpius.
**[05:35] DevilA**
Born on October 31st, she's
a pro at handling Jashin-chan.
**[05:39] DevilA**
If there were thirteen constellations...
**[05:41] DevilA**
Get this!
**[05:43] DevilA**
Hers would be Virgo.
**[05:44] Jashin**
Not Ophiuchus?!
**[05:47] DevilA**
Bonjour!
***SIGN*** Ja
**[05:49] Yurine**
It's so good.
**[05:51] Jashin**
This really is good!
**[05:53] Pino**
I'm glad you both think so.
**[05:55] Jashin**
The apples aren't too sweet or overpowering.
**[05:58] Jashin**
The crust is buttery and perfectly flaky!
**[06:01] Jashin**
It's just great!
**[06:03] Pino**
*Yes, isn't it?*
**[06:06] Pino**
* I did win the grand prize in the*
* Heaven Baking Contest, after all!*
***SIGN*** Heaven
***SIGN*** Heaven
***SIGN*** Heaven
***SIGN*** Baking Contest
***SIGN*** Baking Contest
***SIGN*** Baking Contest
***SIGN*** Grand
***SIGN*** Grand
***SIGN*** Grand
***SIGN*** Prize
***SIGN*** Prize
***SIGN*** Prize
**[06:11] Four**
Delish!
**[06:14] Jashin**
You...
**[06:16] Jashin**
You used Eden apples specially ordered
from the Garden of Eden, didn't you?
**[06:21] Jashin**
Orders for those are backed
up for hundreds of years!
**[06:24] Pino**
They're Jonathan apples.
**[06:25] Jashin**
Huh?
**[06:26] Pino**
I got them from a local greengrocer.
They were three for 398 yen.
**[06:30] Jashin**
I'm impressed, Jonathan!
**[06:31] Yurine**
She just has a real talent for baking.
**[06:35] Pino**
No, really, I don't...
**[06:37] Pino**
*Oh, yes, I do!*
**[06:39] Yurine**
Jashin-chan's cheesecake is good, too.
**[06:42] Yurine**
You should try it.
**[06:44] Pino**
It's a baked cheesecake, huh?
**[06:47] Jashin**
No, it's not!
**[06:48] Jashin**
It's what people in the human realm
call a "New York cheesecake"!
**[06:53] Jashin**
Baked cheesecakes are baked in an oven,
**[06:56] Jashin**
but New York cheesecakes are baked
using steam from a water bath!
**[07:01] Pino**
They're that different?
**[07:02] Jashin**
Plus, the name "New York
cheesecake" sounds way cooler.
**[07:07] Yurine**
Oh, come on...
**[07:09] Pino**
I'll try it, then.
**[07:18] Pino**
*Wh-What is this?*
**[07:20] Pino**
*I've had many types of cheesecake before,*
**[07:23] Pino**
*but this one is really good.*
**[07:26] Jashin**
This rosy-cheeked Hulk is so good!
**[07:29] Pino**
*The omelet rice she made last time,*
**[07:31] Pino**
*and now, this cheesecake...*
***SIGN*** Buuuuurp
***SIGN*** >
**[07:34] Pino**
* I can't believe this goofy-faced*
* devil makes such delicious food.*
***SIGN*** Buuuuurp
***SIGN*** >
***SIGN*** Buuuuurp
***SIGN*** >
***SIGN*** BuuuuurpBuuuuurpBuuuuurp
***SIGN*** >
**[07:38] Yurine**
Stop that. It's disgusting.
**[07:38] Jashin**
Nope. Not stopping.
**[07:42] Pino**
As an angel, I can't lose this showdown!
**[07:49] Yurine**
I wonder what got into her.
**[07:52] Jashin**
Did she not like the cheesecake?
**[07:55] Jashin**
She finished it, though...
**[08:08] Pino**
I won't lose!
**[08:10] Pino**
I won't lose to that devil!
**[08:12] Pino**
Defeat is unacceptable for an angel!
**[08:14] Pino**
I'm the winner of the grand prize
in the Heaven Baking Contest!
***SIGN*** Hey, this marketplace app is selling trash.
**[08:34] Minos**
Oh, yeah, people sell some
pretty trashy junk on those things.
***SIGN*** No, I mean they're selling actual trash.
**[08:41] Minos**
Huh?!
***SIGN*** Burnable Trash
***SIGN*** Good!!
***SIGN*** Comment
***SIGN*** Product Information
***SIGN*** High-quality trash.
***SIGN*** You can use it as burn fuel.
***SIGN*** "High-quality trash. You can use it as burn fuel," it says.
**[08:45] Minos**
There are some real idiots out there.
**[08:48] Minos**
I'd like to see this person's face.
**[08:50] Jashin**
Look all you want.
**[08:51] Minos**
You scared me...
***SIGN*** Don't tell me... Don't tell me, don't tell me, don't tell me!
***SIGN*** Burnable Trash
***SIGN*** Good!!
***SIGN*** Comment
***SIGN*** Product Information
***SIGN*** High-quality trash.
***SIGN*** You can use it as burn fuel.
***SIGN*** The seller is Jashin-chan!
**[08:58] Jashin**
That's right. It's me.
**[09:00] Jashin**
People sell stuff that's basically trash
on marketplace apps all the time, right?
**[09:04] Jashin**
So I wanted to know what would
happen if I sold actual trash.
**[09:08] Jashin**
I know it'll never sell,
but I just wanted to try.
**[09:11] Minos**
Most people wouldn't just try that.
***SIGN*** It sold!
**[09:14] Both**
What?!
**[09:15] Jashin**
No way! I put it up for 2,000 yen!
**[09:18] Minos**
Who would actually buy that?!
***SIGN*** I know, but someone really bought it just now.
**[09:23] Jashin**
* I don't believe it!*
* I just made money out of nothing!*
**[09:27] Jashin**
* Even with shipping fees,*
* I still made a profit!*
**[09:29] Jashin**
*This could be the perfect side hustle.*
**[09:33] Jashin**
Minos! Persephone!
**[09:35] Jashin**
We're going to collect every
bag of trash in this town!
***SIGN*** Thus
**[09:38] DevilA**
Thus...
**[09:44] Jashin**
We should make a nice
profit with all of this.
**[09:47] Minos**
It stinks...
***SIGN*** Yurine-chan's going to be angry for sure.
**[09:51] Yurine**
I'm home.
***SIGN*** Speak of the devil...
**[09:56] Yurine**
Wh-What is all this?!
**[09:57] Jashin**
It's trash.
**[09:58] Yurine**
You idiot!
**[10:00] Yurine**
Go throw all of it out right now!
**[10:02] Jashin**
No! I'm gonna sell it on a marketplace app!
**[10:06] Yurine**
Throw. It. Out.
**[10:09] Jashin**
Right.
**[10:10] Jashin**
You guys carried some of this, so help me!
***SIGN*** Wow, you're total scum, Jashin-chan.
**[10:14] Jashin**
You're as guilty as me!
We're ten and a dozen!
***SIGN*** m 0 0 l 100 0 100 100 0 100
***SIGN*** X
***SIGN*** O
***SIGN*** Ten and a dozen
***SIGN*** Twelve and a dozen
***SIGN*** m 0 0 l 100 0 100 100 0 100
***SIGN*** X
***SIGN*** O
***SIGN*** Ten and a dozen
***SIGN*** Twelve and a dozen
**[10:20] Jashin**
After all I managed to collect...
**[10:23] Minos**
Well, it was probably a miracle
that you sold it the first time.
**[10:26] Minos**
I'd say this is for the best.
**[10:28] Pino**
Huh?
**[10:29] Pino**
Where did this mountain of trash come from?
**[10:31] Jashin**
Oh, you came at just the right time.
**[10:34] Jashin**
If you act now, you can get one bag for
the bargain price of 1,980 yen before tax!
**[10:37] Pino**
I don't need it.
***SIGN*** Beth
***SIGN*** ♥
***SIGN*** ♥
***SIGN*** I'm back again today ♥
**[10:55] Yurine**
I've had the windows open,
but it still smells like garbage in here.
**[11:00] Jashin**
I guess we can't eat dinner here
with this stench hanging around!
**[11:03] Jashin**
Let's eat out tonight.
**[11:05] Yurine**
Whose fault do you think this is?
**[11:08] Yurine**
I'm fine with eating out,
but you're paying, right?
**[11:11] Jashin**
Oh, right.
**[11:13] Jashin**
I don't have anything left
to sell, so I'm broke now.
**[11:16] Yurine**
You blew all our money again, didn't you?
**[11:19] Jashin**
Gulp!
**[11:20] Yurine**
Well, that's fine. It just so
happens I have something to sell.
**[11:24] Jashin**
Huh?
**[11:27] Yurine**
There. Listing created.
**[11:29] Jashin**
You put me up for sale?!
**[11:32] Jashin**
It's illegal to sell living things!
**[11:34] Jashin**
You're not a living thing.
You're a beast of Hell.
**[11:36] Jashin**
Beasts are living things, too! Cancel it!
**[11:40] Yurine**
Oh, it sold already.
**[11:41] Yurine**
The buyer is... "Mei-san," it says.
**[11:44] Jashin**
Wait, you mean...
**[11:48] Guy**
I'm here to pick up your package.
**[11:50] Yurine**
Oh, that was quick.
**[11:53] Yurine**
Here we go.
**[11:55] Guy**
Thanks a lot!
***SIGN*** m 0 0 l 100 0 100 100 0 100
***SIGN*** If you have a desired delivery
date, please specify.
***SIGN*** m 0 0 l 100 0 100 100 0 100
***SIGN*** Expected
Delivery
Date
***SIGN*** m 0 0 l 100 0 100 100 0 100
***SIGN*** Circle your
preferred
delivery time
***SIGN*** m 0 0 s 100 0 100 100 0 100 c
***SIGN*** Morning
***SIGN*** Item Name
***SIGN*** Jashin-chan
***SIGN*** m 0 0 l 100 0 100 100 0 100
***SIGN*** Fragile
***SIGN*** m 0 0 s 100 0 100 100 0 100 c
***SIGN*** Perishable
***SIGN*** m 0 0 l 100 0 100 100 0 100
***SIGN*** Bottles
***SIGN*** m 0 0 l 100 0 100 100 0 100
***SIGN*** This Side Up
***SIGN*** m 0 0 l 100 0 100 100 0 100
***SIGN*** Do Not Place
Anything on Top
***SIGN*** m 0 0 l 100 0 100 100 0 100
***SIGN*** Keep Chilled
***SIGN*** m 0 0 l 100 0 100 100 0 100
***SIGN*** Yes
**[11:58] Mei**
I'm so lucky!
**[11:59] Mei**
I never thought I'd find Orochimaru
listed on a marketplace app!
**[12:04] Mei**
Well, no time like the present!
**[12:08] Jashin**
Ow, ow, ow, ow, ow, ow!
**[12:13] Mei**
Orochimaru!
**[12:16] Mei**
Starting today, you're part of my collection!
**[12:22] Jashin**
Oh! She's intense!
**[12:27] Jashin**
All right!
***SIGN*** Pandaman
***SIGN*** m 50 0 b 100 0 100 100 50 100 b 0 100 0 0 50 0
***SIGN*** Super
Cool
**[12:28] Jashin**
I'm gonna make this today!
***SIGN*** Human
***SIGN*** A plastic model?
**[12:32] Jashin**
I'm a pretty well-known self-styled
plastic model builder on social media.
**[12:37] Minos**
Yeah?
**[12:39] Medusa**
You are pretty good with your hands.
**[12:42] Jashin**
There was once a manga
that was based on me, after all!
***SIGN*** Let's build model
after model!!!
***SIGN*** Let's build model
after model!!!
***SIGN*** Let's build model
after model!!!
***SIGN*** Live on your parents' money!!!
***SIGN*** Live on your parents' money!!!
***SIGN*** Plamo-
***SIGN*** Plamo-
***SIGN*** Plamo-
***SIGN*** Kyoyonro
***SIGN*** Kyoyonro
***SIGN*** Kyoyonro
***SIGN*** A major blunder
at the center!
A new battle begins!!
***SIGN*** A major blunder
at the center!
A new battle begins!!
**[12:47] Yonro**
Plamo-Kyoyonro!
**[12:49] Jashin**
It was serialized in a magazine
designed for rich little boys.
***SIGN*** That sounds phony.
**[12:54] Medusa**
Yonro?
**[12:55] Minos**
Sounds just like you, Jashin-chan.
**[12:57] Jashin**
Now!
**[12:58] Jashin**
You're about to see Plamo-Kyo
Jashin-chan's skills at work!
***SIGN*** There are only two parts?
**[13:09] Minos**
That seems kinda easy.
**[13:11] Jashin**
Can you even call this a model?
**[13:14] Jashin**
It looks like it left the joy of
building models lying around somewhere.
**[13:19] DevilA**
I didn't get to show up last week at all...
**[13:22] DevilA**
Oh! One minute later!
***SIGN*** One Minute Later
***SIGN*** One Minute Later
***SIGN*** One Minute Later
***SIGN*** One Minute Later
***SIGN*** One Minute Later
***SIGN*** Human
***SIGN*** Human
***SIGN*** Human
**[13:24] Jashin**
It's done.
**[13:25] Minos**
That was fast!
***SIGN*** That's a model anyone could build.
**[13:28] Jashin**
Tsk, tsk, tsk.
**[13:30] Jashin**
It may be super simple, but it's still
the work of Plamo-Kyo Jashin-chan.
**[13:34] Jashin**
Behold this deburring technique!
**[13:36] Jashin**
You can't see a single trace of the runners!
***SIGN*** I can't really tell...
**[13:40] Medusa**
So it's finished now?
**[13:43] Jashin**
Well, since it's white,
I guess I'll probably paint it later.
**[13:47] Jashin**
I guess models these days
don't even need glue, though.
**[13:51] Jashin**
When I was little, I ordered lots
of models and put them together,
**[13:55] Jashin**
but the glue included with
the box was never enough,
**[13:57] Jashin**
so I always had to buy more separately.
**[13:59] (Flashback) Jashin**
There's not enough!
**[14:00] (Flashback) Medusa**
Jashin-chan, homeroom's about to start.
**[14:03] (Flashback) Jashin**
Medusa, I don't have enough glue!
**[14:05] (Flashback) Jashin**
I need to go buy more!
**[14:06] (Flashback) Jashin**
Wait! I don't have any money!
**[14:08] (Flashback) Jashin**
This is awful! I have to hurry
before the teacher gets here!
**[14:11] (Flashback) Jashin**
Medusa! Glue! Money!
**[14:13] (Flashback) Jashin**
Medusa! Hurry!
**[14:15] (Flashback) Jashin**
Make sure it's Tamia!
**[14:17] (Flashback) Medusa**
Okay!
**[14:20] Jashin**
And now you can make them without
glue, just by fitting parts together.
**[14:25] Jashin**
The art of model-building
has come a long way.
**[14:28] Jashin**
Glue?
**[14:31] Jashin**
*I just had a great idea.*
**[14:34] Medusa**
Jashin-chan, you look...
***SIGN*** ...like you're up to no good again.
**[14:41] DevilA**
Wonder if I'll have a part next week...
**[14:45] Jashin**
That should do it.
**[14:46] Jashin**
I spread a really powerful adhesive
right inside the front door!
**[14:50] Minos**
Oh, boy...
***SIGN*** You're going to make Yurine-chan angry again.
**[14:53] Jashin**
No problem there.
**[14:55] Jashin**
The moment Yurine gets home
and takes a step inside...
**[14:58] (Flashback) Yurine**
I'm home.
**[15:01] Jashin**
Her feet will be glued to
the floor, and she'll be stuck!
**[15:02] Yurine**
Hey, what the heck is this?
**[15:04] Jashin**
And then comes the Jashin-chan Dropkick!
**[15:05] Yurine**
I can't move.
**[15:07] Jashin**
Since she won't be able to move, my
dropkick will smash her to smithereens!
**[15:11] Jashin**
She might get mad,
but it'll be the last time!
**[15:15] Jashin**
Go to Hell, I say!
**[15:17] Jashin**
It's perfect!
**[15:19] Medusa**
Jashin-chan, you can't do this!
**[15:23] Jashin**
She's coming!
**[15:24] Jashin**
Stay back, you guys!
**[15:31] Yurine**
I'm home.
**[15:33] Yurine**
Hey...
**[15:34] Yurine**
What is this?!
**[15:37] Jashin**
Can't move, can you?!
**[15:39] Jashin**
I bet you never dreamed
there'd be glue all over the floor!
**[15:43] Jashin**
It'll be a cinch to kill you
now that you can't move!
**[15:46] Jashin**
Victory is mine at last, Yurine!
**[15:50] Yurine**
There.
**[15:51] Jashin**
What?!
**[15:52] Jashin**
You took off your shoes?!
**[15:55] Jashin**
I forgot that was an option!
**[15:57] Jashin**
Any other time, it might look like
I tripped right before the finish line,
**[16:01] Jashin**
but not today!
**[16:03] Jashin**
Take a look at your feet!
**[16:06] Yurine**
It's here, too?
**[16:08] Jashin**
That's right!
**[16:09] Jashin**
I spread glue where you step
after removing your shoes, too!
**[16:13] Jashin**
The truth is, I knew you'd
escape by taking off your shoes!
**[16:16] Jashin**
I let you think you'd escaped,
**[16:18] Jashin**
then trapped you a second time!
**[16:19] Jashin**
Pretty smart, right?
**[16:23] Yurine**
There.
**[16:24] Jashin**
What?!
**[16:26] Jashin**
Those come off?!
**[16:28] Jashin**
I didn't see that coming!
**[16:30] Jashin**
I don't wear socks,
so I don't know how they work!
**[16:33] Yurine**
You idiot.
**[16:34] Medusa**
We tried to stop you...
**[16:36] Minos**
You really blew it.
**[16:38] Jashin**
Well, I sure messed up.
**[16:40] Jashin**
Look, I put together
a Pandaman model. Cute, huh?
**[16:44] Yurine**
My shoes and socks are ruined now.
**[16:50] Yurine**
And look what you did to the
entryway and the wooden floor.
**[16:54] Yurine**
Do you know what this means?
**[16:56] Jashin**
Of course I... don't.
***SIGN*** It broke...
**[17:10] Yurine**
It's a 1:1 scale model of Jashin-chan!
**[17:15] Jashin**
Glue is required to assemble this model...
***SIGN*** Jashin-chan
***SIGN*** Jashin-chan
***SIGN*** m 0 0 s 100 0 100 100 0 100 c
***SIGN*** m 0 0 s 100 0 100 100 0 100 c
***SIGN*** Super
Cute
***SIGN*** Dragon Books
**[17:23] Kyon**
Thank you very much!
***SIGN*** Dragon Books
***SIGN*** Dragon Books
**[17:26] Guy**
Excuse me.
**[17:27] Guy**
Where can I find books on Chinese customs?
**[17:30] Kyon**
Um...
**[17:31] Ran**
You'll find one on top
of the shelf at the far end.
**[17:35] Ran**
It's the fifth book from the left.
**[17:37] Guy**
Thank you.
**[17:38] Ran**
You're welcome.
**[17:41] Kyon**
You're amazing, Onee-chan!
**[17:42] Ran**
You need to memorize these too, Kyon-Kyon.
**[17:45] Kyon**
But the moment I memorize
one thing, I forget something else.
**[17:49] Jashin**
You sure are dumb!
**[17:51] Kyon**
Oh! Jashin-chan!
**[17:53] Jashin**
So, you know this book
I bought here the other day...
***SIGN*** The Life of an Ape Man
***SIGN*** The Life of an Ape Man
***SIGN*** The Life of an Ape Man
**[17:55] Jashin**
It was way too difficult
for me, so I'm returning it.
**[17:58] Kyon**
Huh?
**[18:00] Jashin**
Not to brag, but I'm
actually pretty dumb, too.
**[18:04] Jashin**
So...
**[18:05] Jashin**
Starting today, you and
I are the dumb devil duo!
***SIGN*** Dumb*!*
**[18:08] Ran**
Hey!
**[18:09] Ran**
Don't compare Kyon-Kyon to a genuine idiot!
**[18:12] Jashin**
What?!
**[18:13] Jashin**
You cheeky panda! I'll tear you off!
**[18:16] Ran**
Wait, don't—
**[18:27] Jashin**
*She can come out of there?*
**[18:28] Jashin**
Oh, that's right.
**[18:30] Jashin**
Yurine told me to check
on you while I was here.
**[18:34] Jashin**
Are you getting by okay?
**[18:36] Kyon**
Yeah!
**[18:37] Kyon**
I wanted to be helpful to humans by working,
**[18:40] Kyon**
so I was really happy when
Yurine introduced me here!
**[18:43] Ran**
There are some old books
about China here, too,
**[18:46] Ran**
so we're perfect for the job.
**[18:48] Jashin**
I see. That's nice.
**[18:50] Kyon**
Yeah!
**[18:50] Jashin**
Also, I brought this for you.
**[18:53] Kyon**
Wow! Thank—
**[18:55] Kyon**
Wait, is that...
**[18:58] Jashin**
It's chestnut rice!
**[19:00] Jashin**
It's tasty!
**[19:01] Kyon**
I-It doesn't have
sweet rice in it, does it?
**[19:04] Jashin**
Well, sure. That's what it is.
**[19:06] Kyon**
Keep it away from me!
**[19:08] Jashin**
Huh? What the heck is the problem?
**[19:10] Kyon**
Sweet rice is
a jiangshi's biggest weakness!
**[19:13] Ran**
We managed to reach
a pretty high rank of jiangshi,
**[19:16] Ran**
but sweet rice is the one
thing we couldn't overcome!
**[19:19] Jashin**
And the chestnuts are in
season, too... What a shame.
**[19:24] Jashin**
I gave some to Pekola earlier,
**[19:26] Jashin**
but I guess I can give her
this on my way home.
**[19:28] Jashin**
She'll probably eat it.
**[19:30] (Flashback) Pekola**
Thank you!
**[19:31] Jashin**
I had no idea you were
scared of rice, though.
**[19:34] Jashin**
Absolutely f-rice-tened, huh?
**[19:37] Kyon**
I'm sorry, Jashin-chan!
**[19:39] Kyon**
I feel bad after you
brought it for us, but...
**[19:41] Jashin**
Uh... Didn't you hear me? "F-rice-tened"?
**[19:45] Ran**
We're really sorry!
**[19:47] Ran**
Give Yurine-chan our regards, okay?
**[19:51] Jashin**
Okay. See you later, then.
**[20:03] Jashin**
* It's sad when my puns scare*
* people off or don't get any laughs,*
**[20:06] Jashin**
* but it's even sadder when*
* they're not even recognized as puns.*
**[20:11] Yurine**
What's wrong with you? You seem down.
**[20:15] Jashin**
Actually...
**[20:19] Jashin**
...is all she said.
**[20:21] Yurine**
Uh-huh...
**[20:22] Yurine**
So what did you say?
**[20:25] Jsahin**
I said... "Absolutely f-rice-tened, huh?"
**[20:36] Yurine**
What the heck? That's hilarious!
**[20:39] Yurine**
I'm cracking up!
**[20:40] Yurine**
You really have a knack for puns!
**[20:42] Jashin**
Y-You think so?
**[20:44] Jashin**
Yeah, you're right! They're the
losers for not understanding it!
**[20:48] Jashin**
All right! Time to eat!
**[20:51] DevilA**
And so, Jashin-chan cheered up.
**[22:26] Pekola**
Doing three shield jobs in
a row really took it out of me...
**[22:31] Pekola**
The chestnut rice that devil
gave me may have been filling,
**[22:34] Pekola**
but I guess there was no way
it'd last until so late at night.
**[22:41] Pekola**
Th-Th-That's the chestnut rice!
**[22:43] Pekola**
I thought I ate it all earlier!
**[22:48] Pekola**
It's come back! What could this mean?
**[22:51] Pekola**
Is it manna from Heaven, like in Exodus?
**[22:53] Pekola**
Or is it a supernatural phenomenon?!
**[22:57] Pekola**
How scary!
**[22:59] Pekola**
But I shall gladly partake.
**[23:01] Pekola**
Ah, this is delicious!
**[23:03] Pekola**
Still, what sort of phenomenon
could have caused this?
**[23:07] Pekola**
It's so good!
**[23:10] Jashin**
We're gonna play Hell Seibu Police!
**[23:13] Jashin**
Minos will be the leader of the police,
**[23:15] Jashin**
Medusa will be a hostage,
**[23:16] Jashin**
and I'll be the criminal!
**[23:17] Both**
Okay!
**[23:18] Minos**
Hey, criminal! Release the hostage right now!
**[23:21] Jashin**
Then hurry up and bring me ransom money!
**[23:24] Medusa**
What's this in my pocket?
**[23:25] Medusa**
My bank book from Hell
Bank and my personal seal!
**[23:28] Jashin**
Yahoo! Ransom money!
**[23:29] Jashin**
The hostage is free!
And they lived happily ever after!
**[23:32] Medusa**
Thanks for untying my ropes, Jashin-chan!
**[23:35] Medusa**
I'll follow you forever!
**[23:36] Jashin**
Stockholm syndrome!
**[23:38] Minos**
That's no good.
# E8 - Untitled
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***SIGN*** m 0 0 b -2 0 -4 0 -6 1 l -6 5 b -2 4 3 4 7 5 l 7 1 b 6 0 3 0 1 0
***SIGN*** m 0 0 b -2 0 -4 0 -6 1 l -6 5 b -2 4 3 4 7 5 l 7 1 b 6 0 3 0 1 0
***SIGN*** m 0 0 b -2 0 -4 0 -6 1 l -6 5 b -2 4 3 4 7 5 l 7 1 b 6 0 3 0 1 0
***SIGN*** Hell School
***SIGN*** Hell School
***SIGN*** Year 3 Pazuzu Class
***SIGN*** Attention, everyone.
***SIGN*** I have a new friend to introduce to you all today.
***SIGN*** This is Minos-chan.
***SIGN*** Make her feel welcome, okay?
**[01:41] Minos**
Hi, everyone!
**[01:43] Minos**
Nice to meet you!
**[01:45] Goblin**
That's a minotaur!
**[01:47] Ganesha**
They're really strong
and unusually ferocious.
**[01:50] Skull**
Seriously?!
**[01:51] Skull**
Scary! We better not get too close!
**[01:54] Goblin**
Yeah.
**[01:55] Ganesha**
She might rip our bones right out.
**[01:57] Skull**
What? I'm nothing *but* bones!
**[02:01] Goblin**
Let's play dodgeball!
**[02:02] All**
Yeah!
**[02:06] Goblin**
Fire Shot!
**[02:12] Jashin**
For some reason, I really
envy this round, rolling ball.
**[02:18] Jashin**
Take this! Murder Ball!
**[02:27] Goblin**
My arm!
**[02:28] Skull**
Goblin!
**[02:29] Ganesha**
You okay?!
**[02:30] Jashin**
Got 'im!
**[02:31] Vampire**
You're amazing, Jashin-chan!
**[02:33] Medusa**
I hope he's okay...
**[02:37] All**
Hang in there, Goblin!
***SIGN*** Hell's Fun
***SIGN*** Social Studies
***SIGN*** Year 3
**[02:54] Ganesha**
We will avenge Goblin!
**[02:57] Jashin**
I'll just destroy all of you, too!
**[02:59] Vampire**
That's right!
**[02:59] Medusa**
Let's try not to hurt each other...
**[03:00] Bird**
Better be ready!
**[03:01] Goblin**
Hold it!
**[03:03] Goblin**
You didn't forget about me, did you?
**[03:06] All**
Goblin!
**[03:07] Goblin**
The one who will avenge Goblin... is Goblin!
**[03:10] Ganesha**
Are you okay?
**[03:12] Goblin**
Yep! I willed my arm to grow back!
**[03:13] Medusa**
Everyone...
**[03:13] Skull**
Wow! Are you the Devil King or something?!
**[03:15] Medusa**
Jashin-chan?
**[03:17] Jashin**
Jashin-chan is now arriving on track 2.
**[03:21] Jashin**
Wanna jump on?
**[03:22] Minos**
Who are you?
**[03:25] Jashin**
I'm... the shampoo that also conditions.
**[03:30] Minos**
Shampoo?
**[03:31] Jashin**
It's a joke. My name's Jashin-chan.
***SIGN*** Déjà vu...
**[03:35] Minos**
Jashin-chan...
**[03:36] Jashin**
Why aren't you playing with everyone?
**[03:41] Minos**
I want to...
**[03:43] Minos**
but it seems like they're all scared of me.
**[03:49] Minos**
Aren't you scared of me?
**[03:51] Jashin**
Huh? Not at all.
**[03:54] Minos**
N-No one will like you
if you hang around with me!
**[03:57] Minos**
You won't be able to play
with your friends anymore!
**[03:59] Jashin**
Huh? Sure I will.
**[04:02] Jashin**
They're my friends.
**[04:04] Minos**
That's not what I mean!
**[04:12] Jashin**
I heard that the minotaurs
are a strong, kind-hearted race.
**[04:18] Jashin**
They all just have the wrong idea.
**[04:20] Jashin**
If you play with them,
you can clear things up.
**[04:23] Medusa**
Uh-huh!
**[04:25] Minos**
Y-You think so?
**[04:27] Jashin**
This is my best friend, Medusa.
**[04:30] Jashin**
She's a weakling and a crybaby,
so she gets picked on a lot.
**[04:34] Jashin**
Of course, I pick on her a lot, too.
**[04:36] Minos**
You're awful.
**[04:38] Jashin**
That's right! I'm absolutely awful!
**[04:41] Jashin**
Pretty awesome, huh?
**[04:42] Minos**
You can't be both...
**[04:45] Medusa**
Jashin-chan's dumb, but she's really nice!
**[04:49] Jashin**
Who're you calling nice?!
**[04:50] Minos**
But you didn't mind the "dumb" part...
**[04:52] Medusa**
Minos-chan!
**[04:53] Medusa**
Be Jashin-chan's friend, okay?
**[04:56] Jashin**
Darn it, Medusa! Don't say it like that!
**[04:59] Jashin**
*I'm* offering to be *her* friend!
**[05:02] Jashin**
Come back here!
**[05:04] Medusa**
I don't wanna!
**[05:10] Minos**
You two are funny!
**[05:15] Jashin**
Ding-a-ling-a-ling!
**[05:17] Jashin**
Jashin-chan is now departing on track 2!
**[05:20] Jashin**
Anyone who wants to play
dodgeball better get on!
**[05:23] Medusa**
Okay! I'll ride!
**[05:25] Jashin**
The fare's one million.
**[05:27] Medusa**
Huh?!
**[05:28] Jashin**
For a million, you can
ride all you want, forever.
**[05:31] Jashin**
Great deal, right?
**[05:37] Minos**
I'll ride, too!
**[05:40] Jashin**
Okay, off we go! Watch 'er blow!
**[05:44] Jashin**
And I'm two million richer!
**[05:45] Medusa**
Huh?!
**[05:47] Goblin**
Here.
**[05:48] Minos**
Thanks!
**[05:49] Minos**
Take that!
**[05:52] Minos**
Hi-yah!
**[05:54] Minos**
Here it comes!
***SIGN*** Year 3 Pazuzu Class
***SIGN*** You three have become very close, haven't you?
***SIGN*** Stand there until classes are over.
**[06:33] Jashin**
I forgot that happened.
**[06:36] Yurine**
You're being so quiet. It's not like you.
**[06:39] Yurine**
This is the least cheerful you've
been since the anime started.
**[06:44] Yurine**
Who wants a million yen?
**[06:47] Jashin**
I never did get my two million back then...
**[06:53] Yurine**
You're lonely because Medusa and Minos
are stuck in Hell for that festival, huh?
**[06:59] Jashin**
A-Am not! It's not like that!
**[07:02] Yurine**
The light has completely
vanished from your face.
**[07:06] Yurine**
They haven't been to the human
realm in about a month now...
**[07:11] Jashin**
Festivals in Hell last a long time.
**[07:15] Yurine**
Why don't you try calling them?
**[07:17] Jashin**
I can't call while they're at a festival.
**[07:19] Jashin**
That'd be thoughtless of me.
**[07:24] Yurine**
Are festivals in Hell that exciting?
**[07:27] Jashin**
Everyone in Hell has forgotten about me.
**[07:32] Jashin**
I might as well...
**[07:33] Jashin**
...not even exist at all.
**[07:35] Yurine**
Oh, this is getting annoying now.
**[07:37] Jashin**
I haven't ever heard a word from my parents.
**[07:39] Jashin**
I wonder what Mom and Dad are up to...
**[07:42] Jashin**
Don't they care that their daughter
didn't come home for the festival?
**[07:47] Jashin**
Maybe they actually just took me in,
**[07:50] Jashin**
and I'm not their real daughter?
**[07:53] Yurine**
Come to think of it, you've never
talked about your parents before.
**[08:01] Jashin**
Leggo.
**[08:02] Yurine**
What do your parents do?
**[08:06] Jashin**
Well, lots of stuff.
**[08:08] Yurine**
Such as?
**[08:09] Jashin**
Uh, like... business?
**[08:11] Yurine**
They do lots of... business?
**[08:13] Yurine**
You mean, they run a business as a pair?
**[08:15] Jashin**
Not exactly as a pair...
**[08:17] Jashin**
They have a lot of underlings,
so it's more like a group...
**[08:21] Yurine**
What? You mean, they have subsidiaries?
**[08:24] Yurine**
Or a "group" in the corporate
sense? Like, a conglomerate?
**[08:27] Jashin**
Well, something like that...
**[08:29] Yurine**
It's a conglomerate?
**[08:30] Jashin**
In Japan, you'd call it the "So-and-So
Conglomerate," or "Such-and-Such Group"...
**[08:34] Yurine**
They're aristocrats?!
**[08:35] Jashin**
I-In Hell, they're called "devistocrats"...
**[08:39] Yurine**
Hang on!
**[08:39] Yurine**
Does that make you some kind of princess?!
**[08:43] Yurine**
I don't believe it! That's a shock
to both me and the viewers!
**[08:47] Yurine**
Give me all the details!
**[08:49] Jashin**
Why? You've already made
me give most of them.
**[08:52] Yurine**
What?
**[08:52] Jashin**
N-Next time, okay?
**[08:54] Yurine**
You know, if you're a lady of high standing,
**[08:57] Yurine**
people might see you differently.
**[08:59] Jashin**
I-It's not like that!
***SIGN*** Smart-Aleck Devil
**[09:01] Jashin**
I'm a smart-aleck devil! A pachinko addict!
**[09:04] Yurine**
I was kidding.
**[09:04] ---**
A fool! A scumbag! A moocher!
A lousy cook! A common idiot!
**[09:05] Yurine**
Your self-abuse is actually painful to watch.
**[09:08] Yurine**
Anyway,
**[09:08] Yurine**
why don't you give your
parents a call, at least?
**[09:11] Yurine**
They might be worried
about why their daughter
**[09:15] Yurine**
didn't make it home for the festival.
**[09:20] Jashin**
I don't want to bother
them at work, though...
**[09:25] Jashin**
It's ringing!
**[09:28] Jashin**
They ans—
**[09:29] Jashin**
And they hung up.
**[09:31] Yurine**
Sorry I made you do that.
**[09:33] Yurine**
Why don't you go out and
take your mind off things?
**[09:36] Yurine**
Here's your allowance.
**[09:37] Jashin**
I don't need it.
**[09:39] Jashin**
I'll just go for a walk.
***SIGN*** Beth
**[09:47] Jashin**
Hey, Beth.
**[09:49] Jashin**
I'll take you with me on my walk for once.
**[09:53] Jashin**
Beth went back to Hell, too?
**[09:56] Jashin**
Beasts of Hell do come
from Hell, after all...
**[09:59] Jashin**
Bah!
***SIGN*** Smack
***SIGN*** Smack
***SIGN*** Smack
***SIGN*** Beth
**[10:07] Jashin**
I feel so empty...
**[10:11] Jashin**
Why did you choose this spot to die?
**[10:15] Jashin**
Hey, custodian! There's a dead cicada here!
**[10:17] Jashin**
Shouldn't you clean it up?!
**[10:27] Jashin**
Hmph!
**[10:31] Jashin**
Gah! The cicada final!
**[10:36] Jashin**
Hey, you!
**[10:37] Jashin**
I know what you look like!
**[10:39] Jashin**
Next time I see you,
I'll fry you up and eat you!
**[10:42] Jashin**
Better make every moment
of your seven-day lifespan count!
**[10:49] Jashin**
Bah.
**[10:50] DevilA**
Cicadas are believed to live only for a week,
**[10:53] DevilA**
but they actually live for about a month.
**[10:56] DevilA**
Well? Feeling a lot less
sympathetic now, aren't you?
**[11:02] Yurine**
It's not like Jashin-chan to turn down money.
**[11:06] Yurine**
Maybe 500 yen wasn't enough?
**[11:17] Jashin**
I'll play some pachinko or something.
***SIGN*** Life Theater
**[11:21] Jashin**
I lost.
**[11:24] Jashin**
What I need right now is a hearty
plate of Bondy curry to cheer me up!
**[11:30] Radio**
* How are you all spending this*
* afternoon of your summer break?*
**[11:33] Jashin**
I was in the mood for Manten, anyway.
**[11:34] Radio**
*I'm your host, radio personality, Kohyo Denpa.*
**[11:38] Radio**
*Let's get straight into it with this segment:*
**[11:40] Radio**
* "Scary Daytime Stories*
* That Aren't Scary At All."*
**[11:46] Radio**
*In this popular segment,*
**[11:48] Radio**
* I read all the scary and bizarre*
* stories our listeners send in*
**[11:51] Radio**
* during the daytime*
* so they'll be less scary.*
**[11:53] (Flashback) Minos**
Seconds on the extra-large curry!
**[11:54] (Flashback) Medusa**
Wow! And that was such a generous portion!
**[11:54] Radio**
* Ghosts, UFOs, UMAs, giant*
* monsters... Anything goes.*
**[11:58] Radio**
* Here's our first submission.*
* It's from Devil A-san in Tokyo.*
**[12:02] Radio**
*"Hello, Koyho Denpa-san." Hello!*
**[12:03] Jashin**
I hope they're still eating okay in Hell...
**[12:05] Radio**
*"I saw a UFO. You might not believe me,*
**[12:09] Radio**
*but one day, I was..."*
**[12:14] Jashin**
My belly is full, but my heart remains empty.
**[12:19] Jashin**
It's so quiet.
**[12:21] Jashin**
This area's usually packed with people.
**[12:24] Jashin**
All right!
**[12:25] Jashin**
Jashin-chan Dropkick!
**[12:26] Jashin**
Dropkick! Dropkick! Dropkick! Dropkick!
Dropkick! Dropkick! Dropkick! Dropkick!
**[12:34] Jashin**
Jashin-chan Dropkick!
**[12:36] Jashin**
Dropkick!
**[12:37] Jashin**
Jashin-chan Dropkick!
**[12:40] Jashin**
There. I saw my chance to
unleash my dropkick, and I took it.
**[12:45] Jashin**
I bet some of you forgot
about our giveaway campaign
***SIGN*** Dropkick on My Devil! Dash
Gift Giveaway Campaign
***SIGN*** Check our
homepage
for details.
**[12:48] ---**
and just had this on for background noise.
**[12:50] Jashin**
Don't forget to count all of my dropkicks
and send in those submissions!
**[12:58] Jashin**
*It's quiet.*
**[13:00] Jashin**
*Too quiet.*
**[13:03] Jashin**
*What in the world happened to this town?*
**[13:08] Jashin**
*Maybe...*
**[13:09] Jashin**
*...a spaceship showed up while I was asleep*
**[13:13] Jashin**
*and abducted the entire human race?*
**[13:17] Jashin**
* Or maybe all humans turned*
* into zombies overnight,*
**[13:21] Jashin**
* and they're hiding someplace*
* dark during the day?*
**[13:26] Jashin**
* I hope I'm not the only one*
* left on Earth right now...*
**[13:32] Robot**
Yo! Thanks for dropping in!
**[13:35] Jashin**
Never seen a robot clerk like this before.
**[13:37] Robot**
Check it!
**[13:39] Poporon**
I want to eat some soft serve...
***SIGN*** Lick Lick Lick Lick Lick Lick
***SIGN*** Lick Lick Lick Lick Lick Lick
***SIGN*** Lick Lick Lick Lick Lick Lick
***SIGN*** Lick Lick Lick Lick Lick Lick
***SIGN*** Lick Lick Lick Lick Lick Lick
***SIGN*** Lick Lick Lick Lick Lick Lick
***SIGN*** Lick Lick Lick Lick Lick Lick
***SIGN*** Lick Lick Lick Lick Lick Lick
**[13:46] Poporon**
Meat and Potatoes is eating soft serve!
**[13:50] Jashin**
Hey, it's you!
**[13:52] Jashin**
On a delivery?
**[13:53] Jashin**
Don't you have any "just have a drink"-type
things that angels do on breaks?
**[13:58] Poporon**
What does that mean?
It sounds like some old song lyric!
**[14:01] Poporon**
I was collecting the empty bowls
to take back to the store.
**[14:01] Jashin**
What could I say that would make sense, then?
***SIGN*** Genesis
**[14:04] Poporon**
Unlike you, I don't have
a lot of time on my hands.
**[14:04] Jashin**
How about, "Now go"?
**[14:06] Poporon**
Though, I do like that we get fewer
delivery orders during Obon season...
**[14:06] Jashin**
Or "Starship"? Or "Yamamoto"?
**[14:10] Poporon**
Are you even listening?
**[14:12] Jashin**
Anyway, want a bite?
**[14:14] Poporon**
I don't want your half-eaten soft serve.
**[14:17] Jashin**
This isn't soft serve.
**[14:19] Jashin**
It's that ice cream they sell at the
convenience store that *looks* like soft serve.
**[14:24] Jashin**
I call it "hard serve."
**[14:27] Poporon**
Oh, really?
**[14:28] Jashin**
I guess you don't get my sense of humor.
**[14:41] Poporon**
Summers in the human realm sure are hot.
**[14:48] Poporon**
What's your problem? You look all gloomy.
**[14:50] Poporon**
It's not like you.
**[14:54] Jashin**
If Pekola went back to Heaven...
**[14:57] Jashin**
and you were left here alone,
would you be lonely?
**[15:01] Poporon**
Huh? What brought that on?
**[15:04] Poporon**
And no.
**[15:05] Poporon**
I wouldn't be lonely at all.
**[15:09] Jashin**
I see.
**[15:10] Jashin**
Well, bye.
**[15:13] Poporon**
Wait! What on earth's gotten into you?
**[15:20] Poporon**
If I was left here alone, huh?
**[15:27] Poporon**
I'll go pick on Pekola-sama
before I head home.
**[15:30] Jashin**
I'm back.
**[15:36] Jashin**
Who are you?
**[15:37] Yurine**
Huh?!
**[15:38] Jashin**
Huh?!
**[15:39] Jashin**
Wait, it's you, Yurine?
**[15:41] Jashin**
I didn't recognize you in that costume.
**[15:44] Yurine**
Can you only identify
people by what they wear?
**[15:47] Jashin**
My bad, my bad.
**[15:49] Jashin**
So, why are you wearing that, anyway?
**[15:52] Yurine**
Uh... b-because...
**[15:54] Yurine**
I just wanted a little change of pace.
**[15:57] Yurine**
What do you think of this outfit?
**[15:59] Jashin**
Hmm... It looks sort of cheap.
**[16:02] Jashin**
Like something they'd
sell at a party goods shop.
**[16:04] Yurine**
That figures.
**[16:05] Yurine**
I did get it from a party goods shop.
**[16:09] Jashin**
What is it a costume of, anyway?
**[16:12] Yurine**
Huh? Can't you tell?
**[16:17] Yurine**
It's a devil.
**[16:20] Jashin**
A devil?! More like one of those bacteria
from an illustration about tooth decay!
**[16:24] Yurine**
What would look more like a devil, then?
**[16:27] Jashin**
This.
**[16:28] Yurine**
Oh, right. You're a devil. I forgot.
**[16:32] Jashin**
That's a pretty important detail.
Don't just forget it.
**[16:37] Yurine**
You want me to put on a tail
and go around with my top bare?
**[16:40] Yurine**
No way. I'd humiliate myself.
**[16:42] Jashin**
Apologize to all the people
who cosplayed me at anime cons!
**[16:47] Yurine**
What?
**[16:48] Jashin**
Seeing that cheap costume
is starting to irritate me!
**[16:52] Jashin**
And that's supposed to be a devil?!
It's an insult to devils!
**[16:55] Yurine**
You make one, then.
**[16:58] Yurine**
You're good at that sort of thing, right?
**[17:00] Jashin**
Sure! I'll make a costume for you!
**[17:06] Jashin**
Sewing machine, sewing machine...
**[17:07] Jashin**
Just leave it all to me!
**[17:17] Jashin**
All done!
**[17:20] Jashin**
Wow! That's awesome!
**[17:22] Jashin**
You look awesome!
**[17:24] Jashin**
Fine work, if I do say so myself!
**[17:27] Yurine**
It does look pretty cool,
**[17:30] Yurine**
but it exposes so much...
**[17:32] Jashin**
Nah, not really!
**[17:34] Yurine**
Maybe not in your mind!
**[17:36] Jashin**
There's also...
**[17:37] Jashin**
Ta-da!
**[17:38] Jashin**
I made a cape out of the leftover cloth!
**[17:41] Yurine**
You had that much leftover?
**[17:43] Jashin**
This isn't just any cape.
**[17:46] Jashin**
It's the Pigeon Baron's cape.
**[17:50] Yurine**
The Pigeon Baron?
***SIGN*** Pigeon
***SIGN*** Pigeon
***SIGN*** Baron
***SIGN*** Baron
***SIGN*** Pigeon
***SIGN*** Pigeon
***SIGN*** Baron
***SIGN*** Baron
**[17:57] Pigeon**
*I am the Pigeon Baron.*
**[17:59] Pigeon**
*I'm a very bad guy!*
**[18:01] Pigeon**
* Today, I'll take this bun*
* that I bought at Savin'...*
**[18:04] Pigeon**
* and casually place it in the*
* bread section at Fanny Mart!*
**[18:07] Pigeon**
*"Why is there Savin' bread at Fanny Mart?!"*
**[18:10] Pigeon**
*The humans will be thoroughly confused!*
***SIGN*** To Be Continued
**[18:13] Pigeon**
*Pigeon, pigeon, pigeon, pigeon, pigeon!*
**[18:15] Jashin**
He really is the coolest!
**[18:17] ---**
He wears a mask of a dove, the symbol
of peace, but does all those bad things!
**[18:23] Jashin**
And more than anything,
his cape is so freaking cool!
**[18:26] Yurine**
Uh, I see...
**[18:28] Jashin**
I'm gonna put it on right now!
**[18:33] Jashin**
I look so damn cool!
**[18:35] Yurine**
Yeah, okay.
**[18:36] Jashin**
Oh, dear.
**[18:37] Jashin**
This amazingness...
**[18:40] Jashin**
...must be seen by everyone in Jinbocho!
**[18:43] Yurine**
Stop it. You're embarrassing me.
**[18:44] Jashin**
Come on! Isn't this the coolest thing ever?!
**[18:47] Jashin**
It's so hot!
**[18:49] Jashin**
Hey! What are you doing?!
**[18:51] Yurine**
Don't worry.
**[18:52] Yurine**
Just hold still.
**[18:56] Yurine**
How's that?
**[18:59] Jashin**
I like it! It suits me!
**[19:02] Yurine**
I made you look cute.
**[19:04] Yurine**
Now stay at home and behave yourself.
**[19:05] Jashin**
'Kay!
**[19:07] Jashin**
I really like this!
**[19:09] Jashin**
Oh, I know!
**[19:10] Jashin**
Since we're both dressed up,
let's take a selfie together!
**[19:13] Jashin**
Selfie, selfie!
**[19:15] Jashin**
Say "Nagoya cochin"!
**[19:19] Jashin**
I kinda goofed up on your costume.
**[19:22] Jashin**
You have no boobs,
**[19:24] Jashin**
so I shouldn't have made a design
that emphasizes the chest.
**[19:27] Jashin**
You have nothing to emphasize.
**[19:31] Jashin**
There's so much space here,
it actually looks kinda goofy.
**[19:35] Jashin**
Right?
**[19:37] Jashin**
Huh?
**[19:38] Jashin**
What?
**[19:43] Jashin**
Eisbein!
**[19:46] Yurine**
I just felt annoyed for some reason.
**[19:48] Yurine**
This outfit itself is cute, though.
**[19:50] Yurine**
I like it.
**[19:52] All**
We're back!
**[19:53] Medusa**
Oh?
**[19:54] Medusa**
What's that outfit for,
Yurine-san? It's so cute!
**[19:57] Minos**
How've you been doing?
**[19:59] Minos**
Actually, I guess we weren't
away *that* long, huh?
**[20:02] Medusa**
Oh, your hair looks cute that way!
**[20:04] Jashin**
Y-You're back already?
**[20:07] Jashin**
It was so nice and quiet while you
guys were back in Hell. What a pity.
**[20:12] Medusa**
Aw, listen to you.
***SIGN*** Just can't be honest, can you?
**[20:16] Minos**
Hey!
**[20:16] Minos**
That's the Pigeon Baron's cape, isn't it?
**[20:19] Minos**
Let me wear it for a while, too!
**[20:22] Jashin**
Don't zoom the camera out!
**[20:25] Jashin**
With my hair up like this,
you'll see everything!
**[20:27] Yurine**
You're a real pain.
**[20:41] Clock**
How amusing! How amusing! How amusing!
**[20:48] Jashin**
You guys pick the best souvenirs!
**[20:51] Minos**
We knew you'd like it!
***SIGN*** I'm gla—
**[20:54] Jashin**
Oh, yeah! Aren't you three hungry?
**[20:57] Minos**
I'm starving!
**[20:58] Medusa**
Since we left Hell in a hurry,
**[21:00] Medusa**
we haven't eaten since this morning.
**[21:03] Jashin**
I'll whip up something tasty right now!
***SIGN*** M-My bones...
***SIGN*** M-My backbone...
**[21:06] Medusa**
Okay! I'll help!
**[21:08] Minos**
Me, too!
**[21:10] Minos**
Tie me up in back, would you?
**[21:12] Jashin**
Oh, very well!
***SIGN*** Ouch...
***SIGN*** Jashin-chan sure is in a good mood.
***SIGN*** Did something good happen?
**[21:22] Yurine**
Well, yes.
**[21:22] Minos**
All ready!
**[21:24] Jashin**
I'll make whatever you want today, Yurine!
**[21:27] Jashin**
Anything! Just name it!
**[21:29] Yurine**
Okay... I'll say curry, then.
**[21:31] Jashin**
I had curry for lunch, though.
**[21:33] Medusa**
Huh?
**[21:33] Minos**
No fair eating curry without us!
**[21:35] Jashin**
It's not my fault you guys weren't here!
**[23:10] Yurine**
Kyon-kyon, you want to be human, right?
**[23:12] Kyon**
Yes! I want to become
a human as soon as possible!
**[23:15] Ran**
Undo the curse on your sister first!
**[23:17] Ran**
Release me from this panda form!
**[23:19] Yurine**
Remind me. Why'd you turn into a panda?
**[23:20] Ran**
I would've rather been a different animal!
**[23:23] Yurine**
Why?
**[23:24] Ran**
Like a shoebill, maybe!
**[23:26] Ran**
It'd be fun to just stand around all day!
**[23:28] Kyon**
Oh, no! Onee-chan turned into a shoebill!
**[23:33] Yurine**
Hmm... I think I get it.
**[23:35] Ran**
This isn't fun at all!
**[23:37] Kyon**
Life just isn't kind, is it?
# E9 - Untitled
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**[00:02] Jashin**
Seven... eight... nine...
**[00:07] Jashin**
Ten.
**[00:11] Jashin**
I couldn't stop it.
**[00:13] Jashin**
Catch up! Get in there!
**[00:16] Jashin**
* Our money for this month's living*
* expenses vanished at the races.*
**[00:21] Jashin**
*What's more...*
**[00:22] (Flashback) Medusa**
Sorry, Jashin-chan.
**[00:23] (Flashback) Medusa**
I'm going on a trip with my family,
so I'll be away from the human realm for a week.
**[00:29] Jashin**
*She's vanished from my life, too.*
**[00:29] Medusa**
I'll buy you souvenirs!
***SIGN*** To Jashin-chan
From Medusa
**[00:33] Jashin**
*All she left for me was a single letter.*
***SIGN*** m 0 0 l 100 0 100 100 0 100
***SIGN*** Dear Jashin-chan «
***SIGN*** Use this money to buy food and have a little
bit of fun while I'm away from the human
realm. I really would like to go see you, but
my dad has gone all-out for this trip. Sorry.
I'll be visiting lots of places, so I'll buy you
souvenirs again. Look forward to it!
Oh, and Yurine-san called me saying that she
suspects you've been going to the races again.
You can use some of this money for that if you
want, but if you use Yurine-san's money, make
sure you return it. There's 100,000 yen here,
so you should be fine, but if it starts to run low,
just call me and I'll send more.
**[00:37] (Flashback) Medusa**
Dear Jashin-chan. Use this money—
**[00:39] Jashin**
Way to go, ATM!
**[00:41] Jashin**
* I thought I'd dodged this bullet*
* that came flying out of nowhere...*
**[00:46] Jashin**
*Ten bills...*
**[00:48] Jashin**
* All the bills Medusa left me three*
* days ago were ten-thousands.*
**[00:53] Jashin**
When did they turn into thousands?!
**[00:56] DevilA**
Allow me to explain.
**[00:57] DevilA**
Jashin-chan is...
**[00:59] DevilA**
...going to do the same thing again!
**[01:01] Jashin**
I'm doomed!
***SIGN*** Life
Theater
**[02:34] Jashin**
If you don't have money,
you just need to make some!
**[02:36] Jashin**
Using alchemy!
**[02:38] Jashin**
Yes! It's time to reveal my title!
**[02:42] Jashin**
It's...
***SIGN*** FULLMONEY ALCHEMIST
***SIGN*** FULLMONEY ALCHEMIST
***SIGN*** FULLMONEY ALCHEMIST
***SIGN*** FULLMONEY ALCHEMIST
**[02:43] Jashin**
The Full... Money Alchemist!
**[02:48] Jashin**
My power... is the power of money.
**[02:57] Jashin**
This wasn't supposed to...
**[03:01] Jashin**
Damn it!
**[03:04] Jashin**
It was all taken from me!
**[03:06] Jashin**
Why?! Isn't it all about
equivalent exchange?!
**[03:08] Jashin**
How does 10,000 yen
transmute into three candies?!
**[03:12] Kyon**
Jashin-chan!
**[03:14] Jashin**
Kyon-Kyon?
**[03:15] Kyon**
Pachinko again?
**[03:17] Ran**
I bet you lost again, didn't you?
**[03:19] Jashin**
Damn you, Ran-Ran!
**[03:20] Jashin**
I just happened to lose today!
I'm still in profit overall!
**[03:23] Ran**
The only one who profits
in gambling is the bookmaker.
**[03:26] Jashin**
Screw you!
**[03:27] Jashin**
You're just a dumb animal that eats
bamboo even though you're a carnivore!
**[03:31] Jashin**
Suck on this candy I transmuted and shut up!
**[03:35] Jsahin**
Here. You get one, too.
**[03:38] Kyon**
It's sweet!
**[03:39] Ran**
Wei dao bu cuo!
**[03:42] Jashin**
By the way...
**[03:44] Jashin**
Have you two gotten paid for
your work at the used bookstore?
**[03:48] Kyon**
Yep!
**[03:50] Jashin**
Listen, I hate to let this slip...
**[03:55] Jashin**
but there's a big race tomorrow that
could cancel out my losses from today.
**[04:00] Jashin**
So...
**[04:01] Jashin**
Lend me some mon—
**[04:03] Jashin**
Wh-What? What is it?
**[04:05] Ran**
Oh, no!
**[04:06] Ran**
M-My body feels...
**[04:08] Ran**
This is bad! This is definitely bad!
**[04:11] Kyon**
What's wrong, Onee-chan?
**[04:12] Jashin**
What? You gonna die?
**[04:23] Jashin**
Did she die?
**[04:24] Jashin**
Was there poison in that candy?
**[04:26] Kyon**
Poison wouldn't kill her!
**[04:29] Kyon**
Jiangshi are immortal!
**[04:30] Jashin**
Yeah, but *I* could die from it.
**[04:32] Jashin**
Whew! Good thing I didn't eat it!
**[04:41] Ran**
Whew... I thought for sure I was gonna die.
**[04:44] Ran**
Even though I'm already dead.
**[04:48] Ran**
Huh? What's wrong with you two?
**[04:52] Kyon**
You're back to normal!
**[04:54] Ran**
What?!
**[04:57] Ran**
The panda curse is gone...
**[04:59] Kyon**
This is great, Onee-chan!
**[05:01] Jashin**
Your panda form was a curse?
**[05:04] Ran**
But how...
**[05:06] Kyon**
Maybe that strawberry milk
candy had a curse-lifting effect!
**[05:10] Ran**
Strawberry milk candy?
**[05:13] Ran**
Strawberry milk candy!
**[05:14] Kyon**
Strawberry milk candy! That must be it!
**[05:17] Jashin**
That must be it. For sure.
**[05:21] Jashin**
I want to share in the joy
you're feeling over lifting that curse.
**[05:25] Jashin**
I hate to say this, believe me,
**[05:27] Jashin**
but that candy was originally mine.
**[05:30] Jashin**
Which means it's not a stretch to say
that *I* removed your curse, is it?
**[05:36] Jashin**
Is it? Is it? Is it?
**[05:41] Jashin**
Therefore, I humbly request
that you thank me accordingly.
**[05:45] Kyon**
Yes, you're right! It's all thanks to you!
**[05:49] Ran**
What would you like as thanks?
***SIGN*** This is the face
**[05:51] DevilA**
This is the face.
**[05:53] Jashin**
Cash! I'm the Fullmoney
Alchemist, after all!
**[05:56] Jashin**
Of course it's money I want!
**[05:58] Jashin**
Fifty—
**[06:00] Jashin**
No, a hundred thousand will do it!
**[06:02] Ran**
Sure!
**[06:03] Kyon**
It's a good thing we came to Japan!
**[06:07] Jashin**
*Equivalent exchange...*
**[06:09] Jashin**
* All things can be considered*
* a form of transmutation.*
**[06:11] Jashin**
*Losing at the races, Medusa's money,*
**[06:14] Jashin**
* the way I just happened*
* to lose at pachinko...*
**[06:17] Jashin**
* It all happened so that this*
* candy would earn me 100,000 yen!*
**[06:21] Jashin**
Way to go, me!
**[06:23] Jashin**
I'm not called the Fullmoney
Alchemist for nothing!
**[06:29] Ran**
Ow!
**[06:30] Ran**
I turned back...
**[06:33] Jashin**
Don't put it away!
**[06:34] Ran**
Sniff...
**[06:35] Jashin**
Don't worry!
**[06:37] Jashin**
I still have one candy left!
**[06:39] Jashin**
Here, eat it! Eat the candy!
**[06:42] Jashin**
There, see?
**[06:43] Jashin**
I'd like my 100,000 yen, please!
**[06:47] Kyon**
She's still a panda.
**[06:48] Jashin**
I'd like my 100,000 yen, please!
**[06:50] Ran**
I guess it was just a fluke.
**[06:52] Kyon**
But you did briefly turn back to normal.
**[06:55] Kyon**
Maybe there's some kind of hint to that candy.
**[06:56] Jashin**
I'd like my 100,000 yen, please!
**[06:57] Ran**
You think so?
**[06:59] Jashin**
I'd like...
**[07:00] Ran**
But it didn't work. The curse wasn't lifted.
**[07:02] Jashin**
...my 100,000 yen...
**[07:03] Kyon**
Want to buy strawberry milk candies
at the grocery store on the way home?
**[07:06] Ran**
Sure.
**[07:06] Kyon**
Let's eat them every day for a while!
**[07:07] Jashin**
I'm the one who gave you that hint.
**[07:09] Ran**
Good idea.
**[07:10] Jashin**
My transmutation failed!
***SIGN*** I'll never leave you again
***SIGN*** The old flame has
been rekidnapped
**[07:30] Pino**
I think you mean "the old
flame has been rekindled."
**[07:36] Yurine**
So cute.
**[07:37] Yurine**
I'd love to have these clothes.
**[07:40] Jashin**
Clothes? Really?
**[07:42] Yurine**
What?
**[07:43] Jashin**
Like I always say, clothes are for the weak.
**[07:47] Jashin**
People who wear clothes are weak!
Being weak is embarrassing!
**[07:50] Jashin**
In other words, people who
wear clothes are embarrassing!
**[07:53] Yurine**
This outfit's nice, too.
**[07:55] Jashin**
Don't ignore me.
**[07:57] Medusa**
Hello!
**[08:00] Medusa**
I brought you some really good stuff today!
**[08:03] Jashin**
Medusa?
**[08:04] Yurine**
Good stuff?
**[08:05] Medusa**
Apples specially ordered
from the Garden of Eden!
***SIGN*** m 50 0 b 100 0 100 100 50 100 b 0 100 0 0 50 0
***SIGN*** Grown
by me
***SIGN*** Grown
by me
**[08:09] Jashin**
What?! The ones you have to wait hundreds
of years to receive after ordering?
**[08:14] Jashin**
*Those* Eden apples?!
**[08:15] Medusa**
I ordered them a couple of centuries
ago, and they finally arrived.
**[08:19] Yurine**
This is a conversation
humans could never have.
**[08:23] Jashin**
Let's cut them up and eat them right now!
**[08:27] Yurine**
Wow. All we did was cut
them, but they're shining.
**[08:30] Jashin**
The way they felt when
I cut them was otherworldly.
**[08:34] Yurine**
Well, they *are* from another world.
**[08:41] Yurine**
They're so good.
**[08:42] Yurine**
Both the look and the taste
are absolutely otherworldly.
**[08:46] Medusa**
Yeah! They were worth
the two-hundred year wait!
**[08:50] Yurine**
Jashin-chan, what's wrong?
**[08:54] Jashin**
I...
**[08:55] Jashin**
I'm so ashamed!
**[08:57] Jashin**
Why do I feel so incredibly ashamed?
**[09:00] Jashin**
Oh, no! I'm not wearing any clothes!
**[09:04] Jashin**
Have I been walking around town
in this shameful state all this time?!
**[09:08] Jashin**
I must put on some clothes!
**[09:11] Medusa**
What got into her?
**[09:13] Yurine**
Could these have caused it?
***SIGN*** Eve
***SIGN*** Adam
***SIGN*** Shame!
***SIGN*** Shame!
**[09:16] Yurine**
It's a well-known creation story.
**[09:19] Yurine**
A snake tricked Adam and Eve
**[09:21] Yurine**
into eating the forbidden fruit of Eden,
**[09:24] Yurine**
and for the first time, they felt shame.
**[09:26] Medusa**
And these apples have the same effect?
**[09:29] Yurine**
I think so.
**[09:30] Medusa**
But why did it only affect Jashin-chan?
**[09:33] Yurine**
Well, the two of us already had clothes on,
**[09:36] Yurine**
and Jashin-chan is a snake...
**[09:41] Jashin**
That was so embarrassing.
**[09:42] Yurine**
I guess thousands of years of deceiving
humans finally came back to bite the snake.
**[09:47] Jashin**
Clothes are great.
**[09:49] Jashin**
They protect us from shame.
**[09:52] Jashin**
Anyone who doesn't wear clothes is a fool!
**[09:57] Jashin**
Medusa, you should give a little more
thought to the clothes you wear.
**[10:00] Medusa**
Huh?
**[10:02] Jashin**
What?
**[10:04] Jashin**
What is this?! The feeling
of shame won't go away!
**[10:06] Jashin**
I feel ashamed just to be alive!
***SIGN*** I have lived a shameful life.
I can't understand how this thing
called "human life" is supposed
to work, seriously...
From *No Longer Human?*
**[10:10] Jashin**
I have lived a shameful life.
**[10:13] Jashin**
I'll jump into the Tamagawa Aqueduct
and die to escape this shame!
**[10:20] Jashin**
But I don't want to die alone.
**[10:23] Jashin**
I'm taking you with me!
**[10:26] Jashin**
How 'bout it? Care to go
out with me... forever?
**[10:29] Medusa**
C-Can't breathe... Stop...
**[10:31] Medusa**
Yurine-san, please help me!
**[10:35] Yurine**
I guess I have no choice.
**[10:36] Yurine**
Yurine-chan Dropkick!
**[10:45] Pino**
What happened?
**[10:46] Medusa**
I wonder how we get
her back to normal...
**[10:49] Yurine**
Let's bury her.
**[10:50] Medusa**
Bury her?!
**[10:51] Yurine**
Burial cures just about any malady.
**[10:57] Jashin**
Oh. I'm better now.
**[10:58] Jashin**
All the shame is gone.
**[11:01] Yurine**
See?
**[11:02] Pino**
What are you two doing?
**[11:03] Jashin**
Clothes are for the weak!
**[11:06] Jashin**
The greatest strength lies in nudity!
**[11:10] Medusa**
I'm glad you're all better.
**[11:11] Medusa**
Anyway, how did the apples
we waited 200 years for taste?
**[11:16] Jashin**
I was so embarrassed, I don't remember!
***SIGN*** m 0 0 l 100 0 100 100 0 100
***SIGN*** m 0 0 l 100 0 100 100 0 100
***SIGN*** Orphanage
Iron Commando
**[11:19] Pekola**
What? The Christmas party is canceled?
**[11:21] Lady**
Yes.
**[11:23] Lady**
I'm sorry to break the news after
you came here in your Santa suit.
**[11:26] Pekola**
I see...
**[11:28] Lady**
We held out until the last possible moment,
**[11:30] Lady**
but we just couldn't muster the funds.
**[11:32] Lady**
Oh, but we will pay you for
your service today, of course.
**[11:36] Pekola**
That's not...
**[11:38] Lady**
Please don't worry about it.
**[11:40] Pekola**
But the children must be so disappointed
**[11:43] Pekola**
that they can't have their Christmas party.
**[11:45] Lady**
Yes, that's true...
**[11:50] Pekola**
*It appears the time to use this has come.*
**[11:56] Pekola**
*Just 15,000 yen...*
**[11:58] Pekola**
* This won't be enough to*
* fund their Christmas party.*
**[12:03] Pekola**
The children all look forward to this Christmas
party, and it only comes only once a year...
**[12:07] Pekola**
I want to do something for them.
**[12:11] Pekola**
* But is there any way to earn*
* a good amount of money quickly?*
**[12:19] Pekola**
Of course!
**[12:20] Pekola**
I'll work with the humans!
**[12:25] Pekola**
Joy to the world! The Lord is come!
**[12:29] Pekola**
Let Earth receive her King!
**[12:33] Pekola**
Let every heart prepare Him room,
**[12:35] Pekola**
*I'm so glad I was in the choir in Heaven.*
**[12:38] Pekola**
and Heaven and nature sing,
and Heaven and nature sing,
**[12:38] Pekola**
*All the people who are moved by my song*
**[12:41] Pekola**
*should help out by donating money!*
**[12:42] Pekola**
and Heaven, and Heaven, and nature sing!
**[12:47] DevilA**
A few hours later...
**[12:53] Pekola**
Not a single yen...
**[12:56] Pekola**
How cruel. Can this really be possible?
**[13:00] Pekola**
Couldn't just one person—just one
single, solitary person—help me out?
**[13:04] Poporon**
Pekola-sama?
**[13:07] Pekola**
Poporon...
**[13:12] Pekola**
You were in the choir too, weren't you?
**[13:15] Pekola**
Would you help me?
**[13:16] Poporon**
Huh?
**[13:17] Poporon**
Why should I do that for a bunch
of human kids I don't even know?
**[13:22] Poporon**
I'm busy enough as it is.
**[13:27] Poporon**
Don't you have your own life to live, too?
**[13:29] Poporon**
What are you thinking?
**[13:31] Pekola**
Yes, you're right,
**[13:33] Pekola**
but I want to put smiles
on the faces of those children.
**[13:36] Poporon**
That's ridiculous!
**[13:38] Poporon**
Haven't you learned
anything since coming to Earth?
**[13:40] Poporon**
There are countless people in
need of saving all around the world.
**[13:44] Poporon**
There's no point in just saving
a handful of them. There are too many.
**[13:47] Pekola**
There is a point!
**[13:49] Pekola**
If an angel can't save the
people right in front of her,
**[13:51] Pekola**
there's no way she can save
everyone who needs it!
**[13:54] Poporon**
Oh, really?
**[13:55] Poporon**
Okay, then. Farewell.
**[13:58] Pekola**
She's so mean...
***SIGN*** m 0 0 l 100 0 100 100 0 100
***SIGN*** m 0 0 l 100 0 100 100 0 100
***SIGN*** Orphanage
Iron Commando
**[14:11] Poporon**
Is this the place
Pekola-sama was talking about?
**[14:15] Girl**
It's Noel-chan!
**[14:17] Poporon**
Huh? You know who I am?
**[14:20] Girl**
Yeah! I want to be an idol, too!
**[14:24] Poporon**
You do? Why?
**[14:27] Girl**
I want to make everyone smile, like you do!
**[14:31] Girl**
Do you think I can become an idol?
**[14:38] Poporon**
I know you can be an idol.
**[14:40] Girl**
Really?
**[14:41] Poporon**
I'll be rooting for you.
**[14:43] Girl**
Yay! Thanks, Noel-chan!
**[14:47] Poporon**
Merry Christmas.
**[14:51] Girl**
Merry Christmas!
**[14:58] Pekola**
Joy to the world... The Lord is come...
**[15:04] Pekola**
I've been singing for so long,
***SIGN*** Life
**[15:06] Pekola**
and all I've gotten is one fake coin.
***SIGN*** Life
**[15:09] Pekola**
Why can't I get a single yen?
**[15:11] Pekola**
What were all my years in the choir for?
**[15:15] Poporon**
No one's going to listen
to a boring song like that.
**[15:20] Pekola**
Poporon...
**[15:22] Pekola**
Why are you here? Did you
come to ridicule me some more?
***SIGN*** Future Drive
***SIGN*** Amatsuka Noel
***SIGN*** Vague Gradation
***SIGN*** Amatsuka Noel
**[15:30] [SONG] Song**
The season brings emotion
**[15:32] [SONG] Song**
And faint illumination
**[15:37] [SONG] Song**
I sing this hymn for you
**[15:40] Poporon**
Attention, please!
**[15:42] Poporon**
Your holy idol, Noel-chan,
**[15:45] Poporon**
will now perform a free
street concert for charity!
**[15:51] [SONG] Song**
Evening at the station
***SIGN*** Moe
**[15:51] Guy**
It's Noel-chan!
**[15:53] Guy**
Noel-chan's doing a charity concert!
**[15:54] [SONG] Song**
The people passing by are all automation
**[15:58] [SONG] Song**
It's a little lonely
**[16:02] [SONG] Song**
Where did they come from?
**[16:05] [SONG] Song**
Where are they going?
**[16:08] [SONG] Song**
It's all in a hard worker's imagination
**[16:12] [SONG] Song**
Like the powdery snow
**[16:17] [SONG] Song**
That's falling from the sky
**[16:22] [SONG] Song**
It softly blankets the world
**[16:27] [SONG] Song**
Never melting away
**[16:33] [SONG] Song**
Just kidding!
**[16:34] [SONG] Song**
It was just a joke, God
**[16:37] [SONG] Song**
Just a trick of fate
**[16:40] [SONG] Song**
The white town shows a vague gradation
**[16:45] [SONG] Song**
I can't express it well
**[16:48] [SONG] Song**
But I'm wishing as hard as I can
**[16:51] [SONG] Song**
Let this moment last just a little longer
**[17:01] Poporon**
Thank you, everyone!
**[17:05] Chiba**
So godly! You're so godly, Noel-chan!
**[17:06] Katsura**
My wallet's empty, but her spit
sprayed on me, so I'm happy!
**[17:08] Ozaki**
I don't have train fare to get
home now, but no regrets!
**[17:11] Mei**
All right, you three are under arrest.
**[17:13] Three**
Huh?!
**[17:14] Three**
Why?!
**[17:15] Mei**
For the crime of being
unbefitting of Christmas!
**[17:18] Ozaki**
Mad police!
**[17:19] Katsura**
Have mercy on us!
**[17:21] Mei**
Excellent work, Mei! Merry Christmas!
**[17:24] Poporon**
Here.
**[17:25] Pekola**
Huh? Is this...
**[17:27] Poporon**
Take it to the children.
**[17:30] Pekola**
What brought this on?
**[17:31] Poporon**
I don't feel like getting into it.
**[17:34] Pekola**
You've helped so much. Thank you.
**[17:38] Poporon**
I-I didn't do it to help *you*.
**[17:43] Pekola**
Why don't we take it to them together?
**[17:47] Poporon**
Oh, all right. I'll go with you, just this once.
**[17:57] Poporon**
By the way, Pekola-sama,
**[17:59] Poporon**
your singing sucked.
You should practice more.
**[18:01] Pekola**
Wha?!
**[18:05] DevilA**
Blessings upon all people,
devils, and angels!
**[18:09] DevilA**
Merry Crucifixmas!
**[18:14] Jashin**
I'll make it home.
**[18:16] Jashin**
I won't make it home.
**[18:17] Jashin**
I'll make it home.
**[18:19] Jashin**
I won't make it ho—
**[18:22] Jashin**
I won't make it home.
**[18:23] Jashin**
Yes! I'm gonna make it back home!
**[18:27] Jashin**
But really, it's going to be
pretty hard to get back to Hell.
**[18:31] Jashin**
I know that.
**[18:33] Jashin**
Yurine hasn't even bothered
to look for the second volume
**[18:36] ---**
of the grimoire that has
the return spell in it.
**[18:38] Jashin**
And with my current powers,
I can't kill her and go back home myself.
**[18:44] Jabber**
You desire power?
**[18:47] Jashin**
Yeah, I do.
**[18:48] Jashin**
Dropkick!
**[18:49] Jashin**
Enough power to kill Yurine easily...
**[18:52] Jashin**
A powerful dropkick...
**[18:55] Jashin**
Hell, as long as it kills Yurine,
it doesn't even have to be a dropkick.
**[18:59] Jabber**
The title has lost its meaning, then.
**[19:03] Jashin**
But if I want more power,
I need to train hard.
**[19:08] Jashin**
Ugh, training is a pain.
**[19:10] Jashin**
Isn't there a way to get
stronger without much effort?
**[19:18] Jashin**
I'll start by reading some
books to build up my brains.
**[19:21] Jashin**
Are there any smart books here?
***SIGN*** m 0 0 l 100 0 100 100 0 100
***SIGN*** Occult Maidens' Love
**[19:25] Jashin**
Old-Fashioned Vending Machines,
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***SIGN*** How Kefir Works
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***SIGN*** The Pigeon's Secret
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***SIGN*** The Sparrow's Secret
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***SIGN*** Old-Fashioned Vending Machines
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***SIGN*** Old-Fashioned Ice Cream
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***SIGN*** Old-Fashioned Summer Sweets
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***SIGN*** Old-Fashioned Summer Lyrics
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***SIGN*** Chimpanzees
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***SIGN*** Its Name is "Gorilla"
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**[19:27] Jashin**
Old-Fashioned Ice Cream,
**[19:28] Jashin**
Old-Fashioned Summer Sweets,
**[19:30] Jashin**
Old-Fashioned Summer Lyrics...
**[19:33] Jashin**
Yurine does like this kind of thing.
**[19:35] Jashin**
Grimoire Volume 1,
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***SIGN*** Secrets of Jinbocho
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***SIGN*** Taro's Father
***SIGN*** m 0 0 l 100 0 100 100 0 100
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***SIGN*** Photobook
***SIGN*** Grimoire
***SIGN*** Volume 1
***SIGN*** Grimoire
***SIGN*** Volume 2
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***SIGN*** The Potential of Adlay Tea
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***SIGN*** Secrets of the Sparrow Rocket
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***SIGN*** Occult Maidens' Love
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***SIGN*** How Kefir Works
**[19:37] Jashin**
Grimoire Volume 2...
**[19:39] Jashin**
Then, there's Secrets of Jinbocho, and...
**[19:45] Jashin**
Excuse me?!
**[19:47] Jashin**
Grimoire
**[19:47] Jashin**
Volume 2
**[19:47] Jashin**
Grimoire
**[19:47] Jashin**
Volume 2
**[19:47] Jashin**
Grimoire
**[19:47] Jashin**
Volume 2
**[19:47] Jashin**
Grimoire Volume 2?!
**[19:50] Jashin**
Why is the second volume
of the grimoire here?!
**[19:53] Jashin**
Is this real?
**[19:55] Jashin**
It's not some self-published fanbook, is it?
**[19:58] Jashin**
The return spell is right here!
**[20:01] Jashin**
I have to tell the others
about this right away!
**[20:07] Medusa**
Congratulations, Jashin-chan!
**[20:09] Minos**
You finally get to go home, huh?
***SIGN*** Congrats!
**[20:12] Jashin**
Shut up!
**[20:13] Medusa**
Huh?
**[20:14] Jashin**
You're not acting happy enough!
**[20:16] Jashin**
Do you know how long I've waited for this day?!
**[20:19] Jashin**
Use your heads a little,
you incompetent fools!
**[20:22] Medusa**
Sorry...
**[20:23] Medusa**
Congratulations, Jashin-chan!
**[20:26] Jashin**
That's better.
***SIGN*** Medusa-chan, you should really stop being this scumbag's friend.
**[20:32] Jashin**
You're awfully impudent!
**[20:33] Jashin**
If you weren't our teacher's
daughter, I'd kill you.
**[20:35] Jashin**
I'd show no mercy!
**[20:38] Jashin**
Seriously, you're despicable.
**[20:40] Minos**
Why didn't Yurine-chan tell you that
she found the second volume, though?
**[20:44] Jashin**
She was probably keeping it
under wraps to surprise me.
**[20:48] Medusa**
I don't think that's why.
**[20:51] Medusa**
Yurine-san just doesn't want you to leave.
**[20:54] Jashin**
Huh?
**[20:55] Medusa**
Yurine-chan really likes you, after all.
**[20:59] Jashin**
Yurine likes me?
**[21:01] Jashin**
Y-You're crazy! That's—
**[21:03] Minos**
The same goes for you, doesn't it?
**[21:05] Minos**
You like your life with
Yurine-chan, don't you?
**[21:13] Jashin**
I-I—
**[21:15] Yurine**
I'm home.
**[21:17] Yurine**
Oh, what brings all of you here?
**[21:21] Yurine**
Oh.
**[21:23] Yurine**
You found that, huh?
**[21:25] DevilA**
Now what?! Will Jashin-chan
really get to go back to Hell?
**[21:30] DevilA**
Next time on *Dropkick on My Devil! Dash*,
**[21:33] DevilA**
a final episode filled with unceasing
shocks and tremendous emotion!
***SIGN*** To Be Continued *!!*
**[21:37] DevilA**
To be continued!
**[23:10] Jashin**
The Little Mermaid is a fool.
**[23:12] Yurine**
Why?
**[23:12] Jashin**
Wishing for human legs so
you can marry a prince is stupid!
**[23:17] Jashin**
If he can't love her as a mermaid,
**[23:19] Jashin**
she'll never truly be happy!
**[23:21] Yurine**
True. In that sense,
you're definitely happy.
**[23:24] Yurine**
"Happiness is something-or-other," as they say!
**[23:26] Jashin**
And I was able to meet someone
who accepted the real m—
**[23:29] Jashin**
Wait, no!
**[23:31] Jashin**
What are you smirking about?
**[23:33] Jashin**
Jashin-chan Dropkick!
**[23:35] Yurine**
Sliced "real Jashin-chan" is served.
**[23:36] Jashin**
Ow, ow, ow!
# E10 - Untitled
Source: [Crunchyroll](https://www.crunchyroll.com/watch/G63KQ9JZ6/untitled)
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**[00:01] Yurine**
Oh.
**[00:03] Yurine**
You found that, huh?
**[01:38] Yurine**
If you found it, I guess
there's nothing I can do.
**[01:40] Jashin**
Wait a minute!
**[01:42] Jashin**
What do you mean, we "found" it?
**[01:44] Jashin**
What do you mean,
there's nothing you can do?!
**[01:46] Yurine**
You guys want some pudding?
**[01:48] Minos**
I do!
***SIGN*** Yes!
**[01:49] Jashin**
Hey! Don't ignore me!
**[01:51] Jashin**
Why didn't you say anything?!
**[01:53] Jashin**
Did you have zero intention
of letting me return to Hell?!
**[01:57] Jashin**
With the second volume,
I could've gone back home at any time!
**[02:01] Jashin**
I could've gone to the festival...
**[02:02] Jashin**
I could've gone to see my parents!
**[02:04] Jashin**
Yurine, how long has it been?
**[02:06] Jashin**
How long have you had it?!
**[02:12] Yurine**
Here you go. Puttsun Pudding.
**[02:15] Minos**
Yum!
***SIGN*** Delicious!
**[02:16] Medusa**
Thank you, Yurine-san!
**[02:17] Minos**
Man, this is so good!
**[02:18] Yurine**
No problem.
**[02:20] Jashin**
Hey! Where's mine?!
**[02:22] Yurine**
Go get your own.
**[02:24] Jashin**
Damn it!
***SIGN*** Puttsun
***SIGN*** Pudding
**[02:36] Jashin**
Hell yeah, baby.
**[02:38] Jashin**
Wait! This isn't the time
to be eating pudding!
**[02:40] Jashin**
Yurine, why won't you answer me?
**[02:42] Jashin**
Is it really because you
don't want me to leave?
**[02:47] Jashin**
If that's it, you should just say so.
**[02:50] Jashin**
Jashin-chan, stay with me
until my lifespan ends.
**[02:54] Jashin**
Jeez, you're hopeless!
***SIGN*** You're always so condescending.
***SIGN*** Nobody likes condescending girls.
**[03:01] Jashin**
Want me to kill you right here and now?!
**[03:03] Medusa**
Per-chan's right.
**[03:05] Minos**
Talking down to Yurine-chan like that will
just make it harder for her to talk to you.
**[03:08] Minos**
Do you have no delicacy, Jashin-chan?
**[03:10] Jashin**
*Suddenly this is all about criticizing me?*
**[03:11] Medusa**
You do have a tendency to do that.
**[03:14] Medusa**
Still, Yurine-san, you could've
talked to us about this.
**[03:17] Minos**
Jashin-chan seems to enjoy
living here, after all.
**[03:21] Medusa**
And there are probably ways we can help—
**[03:24] Jashin**
No one asked you guys to butt in!
**[03:27] Jashin**
I mean, sure, living here
hasn't been so bad...
***SIGN*** You're finally being honest.
**[03:32] Jashin**
I'm telling you, that's not the point!
**[03:37] Jashin**
The point is that Yurine
kept me from going home.
**[03:41] Jashin**
You expect me to feel good about that?
***SIGN*** Where are you going?
**[03:45] Jashin**
I'm going for a drink.
**[03:47] Jashin**
It'll be my last drink in
the human realm, after all.
**[03:49] Jashin**
Boy, what a relief!
***SIGN*** This all looks sort of familiar.
**[03:54] Yurine**
Per-chan, are you...
***SIGN*** Oh, right. That was before I came here.
**[04:02] Medusa**
Sheesh, Per-chan...
**[04:02] Minos**
Wait, wh-what're you talking about?
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***SIGN*** Suzuran
***SIGN*** Street
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**[04:05] Jashin**
So... I can actually go home, huh?
**[04:10] Jashin**
Knowing I can go back to Hell at any
time makes everything seem so precious.
**[04:16] Jashin**
That's...
***SIGN*** Flavor
***SIGN*** Coffeehouse
***SIGN*** Sabouru
**[04:19] Pekola**
I'm exhausted.
***SIGN*** Flavor
***SIGN*** Coffeehouse
***SIGN*** Sabouru
**[04:21] Pekola**
I wonder how many jobs I've
hopped between this week...
***SIGN*** kg
**[04:25] Tanahashi**
Yo, part-timer!
***SIGN*** Mega
***SIGN*** Extras
**[04:27] Pekola**
My eyes...
**[04:27] Tanahashi**
Part-timer!
***SIGN*** CD Giga
**[04:29] Pekola**
The nail...
**[04:29] Tanahashi**
Part-timer!
**[04:30] Pekola**
Pressed sushi...
***SIGN*** Pressed
**[04:31] Tanahashin**
Part-timer!
**[04:32] Pekola**
I'm so tired,
***SIGN*** Pay
**[04:33] Pekola**
but I hardly got any money out of it at all.
**[04:36] Pekola**
I paid too high a price
for this amount of pay!
**[04:39] Pekola**
No, it wasn't a high price!
**[04:41] Pekola**
The pay's just too low!
***SIGN*** Pay Raise
**[04:43] Pekola**
I guess I have no choice but to rise up...
***SIGN*** Pay Raise
**[04:45] Pekola**
If people are being oppressed,
**[04:47] Pekola**
I have to be their leader!
***SIGN*** Pay Raise
**[04:50] Pekola**
I'll become Joan of Arc!
**[04:52] Pekola**
But what's most important right
now is my fresh strawberry juice.
**[04:55] Pekola**
Sabouru... My little slice of happiness...
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**[05:00] Bar**
Welcome.
**[05:01] Jashin**
I'm here for a drink!
**[05:03] Jashin**
It's Jashin-chan-san!
**[05:05] Guy**
Oh, Jashin-chan-san.
**[05:07] Lady**
We have seats available
downstairs. Help yourself.
**[05:10] Jashin**
They know me here.
**[05:11] Jashin**
Let's go, Pekola.
**[05:14] Pekola**
Hup.
**[05:15] Jashin**
And a-hup.
**[05:16] Pekola**
Why are you sitting beside me?
**[05:18] Jashin**
Tables here are shared.
**[05:19] Pekola**
At least sit on the other side.
**[05:22] Jashin**
Fresh strawberry juice!
**[05:23] Lady**
Just one?
**[05:24] Jashin**
Make it 666!
**[05:27] Jashin**
I'm just kidding! That was
a little bit of devil humor!
**[05:30] Jashin**
I'll keep it to around ten today!
**[05:32] Jashin**
Do you want some, too?
**[05:34] Pekola**
Uh, yes...
**[05:35] Jashin**
Make it twenty!
**[05:36] Pekola**
Just one! Just one is enough!
**[05:39] Pekola**
I'm going to lose all my savings!
**[05:41] Lady**
Thank you for waiting.
**[05:45] Jashin**
This stuff's the best!
**[05:47] Jashin**
Nothing beats fresh-squeezed!
**[05:49] Jashin**
Refill, please!
**[05:50] Lady**
Right..
**[05:50] Pekola**
Your eleventh one...
**[05:52] Jashin**
Hey, Tajiri...
**[05:55] Jashin**
There's something important
I need to tell you.
**[05:58] Pekola**
What is it? I'm not lending you any money.
**[06:01] Jashin**
I haven't sunk so low that I need
to borrow from the dregs of society.
**[06:04] Pekola**
The dregs...
**[06:05] Pekola**
Gulp!
**[06:09] Jashin**
That's a song from a game I've been into.
**[06:11] Pekola**
Uh-huh...
**[06:13] Pekola**
And what was the important
thing you had to tell me?
**[06:17] Jashin**
You know how foreigners say...
**[06:19] Jashin**
"My girlfriend is your
girlfriend's boyfriend's mom!"
**[06:24] Jashin**
"Oh, no!"
**[06:25] Jashin**
...all the time?
**[06:26] Pekola**
Oh, that sounds awful!
**[06:28] Jashin**
That phrase, "Oh, no"...
***SIGN*** Ou
(ang
**[06:31] Jashin**
I think it originated from the
Japanese word for "anguish."
***SIGN*** nou
uish)
**[06:34] Pekola**
If you searched for its
origin on the Internet,
**[06:37] Pekola**
I think you'd get tons of hits.
**[06:40] Jashin**
They mean basically the same thing.
**[06:42] Jashin**
Did you know that Flex Comix got its name
because its employees work on flex time?
**[06:46] Pekola**
Huh? That's... not true at all.
**[06:49] Jashin**
How do you know?
**[06:52] Pekola**
Um, what are you trying to say?
**[06:55] Jashin**
I just thought I'd give you
a little parting gift.
**[06:59] Pekola**
A parting gift?
**[07:00] Jashin**
I'll give you an idea
you can use to get rich.
**[07:04] Jashin**
Clean out your butthole and listen up.
**[07:08] Yurine**
There's something I need to tell all of you.
**[07:13] Yurine**
Jashin-chan doesn't know about this yet.
**[07:16] Jashin**
It occurred to me when
I was watching a period drama...
**[07:20] Jashin**
You know those costumes that
magistrates and shogunate elders wore?
**[07:23] Guy**
Yay!
**[07:24] Guy**
Come on!
**[07:25] Pekola**
You mean those ceremonial costumes?
**[07:27] Jashin**
Yeah, those. They made
me realize something...
**[07:30] Jashin**
Don't you think they
evolved over the ages...
**[07:34] Jashin**
...into business suits?
**[07:36] Jashin**
Businessmen are modern samurai.
**[07:39] Jashin**
The slender look of their shoulders
**[07:41] Jashin**
and their overall stiffness
are exactly the same!
**[07:44] Pekola**
Um—
**[07:45] Jashin**
That's gotta be it, right?
**[07:47] Jashin**
Therefore...
**[07:48] Jashin**
Business suits are the evolution
of magistrate costumes,
**[07:51] Jashin**
so if we research modern business suits,
**[07:53] Jashin**
we'll find out what formal wear
in the future will look like!
**[07:56] Jashin**
I smell the potential to make a fortune here!
**[08:01] Jashin**
Aren't I just so smart? Aren't I?
**[08:03] Jashin**
Aren't I just super smart?
**[08:05] Jashin**
Tajiri, use that to get
rich and find happiness!
**[08:09] Pekola**
What in the world are you talking about?
**[08:11] Jashin**
Huh?
**[08:12] Pekola**
Business suits came to Japan from overseas.
**[08:16] Pekola**
They didn't evolve from
ceremonial magistrate costumes.
**[08:18] Pekola**
That's hardly smart. It's just plain stupid.
**[08:22] Pekola**
Besides, business suits are civilian attire.
***SIGN*** ATV
for Devils
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***SIGN*** Devil A's English Lesson
***SIGN*** Devil A's English Lesson
**[08:25] DevilA**
Civil clothes.
**[08:26] Pekola**
There's also a theory that they originated
in a London clothes district...
***SIGN*** ATV
for Devils
***SIGN*** m 0 0 l 0 0 l 23 0 b 24 0 24 1 24 1 l 24 14 b 24 15 23 15 23 15 l -21 15 b -21 15 -22 15 -22 14 l -22 1 b -22 1 -22 1 -22 1 b -22 1 -22 0 -21 0 l -21 0 b -21 0 -21 0 -21 0 b -21 0 -21 0 -21 0
***SIGN*** m 0 0 l 0 0 l 23 0 b 24 0 24 1 24 1 l 24 14 b 24 15 23 15 23 15 l -21 15 b -21 15 -22 15 -22 14 l -22 1 b -22 1 -22 1 -22 1 b -22 1 -22 0 -21 0 l -21 0 b -21 0 -21 0 -21 0 b -21 0 -21 0 -21 0
***SIGN*** m 0 0 l 0 0 l 23 0 b 24 0 24 1 24 1 l 24 14 b 24 15 23 15 23 15 l -21 15 b -21 15 -22 15 -22 14 l -22 1 b -22 1 -22 1 -22 1 b -22 1 -22 0 -21 0 l -21 0 b -21 0 -21 0 -21 0 b -21 0 -21 0 -21 0
***SIGN*** Devil A's English Lesson
***SIGN*** Devil A's English Lesson
**[08:30] DevilA**
Savile Row.
**[08:31] Pekola**
...and that the name came from there.
**[08:34] DevilA**
There are multiple theories!
**[08:35] Jashin**
Don't...
**[08:37] Jashin**
Don't deny me!
**[08:39] Jashin**
Don't deny my lovableness,
my sorrow, and my intelligence!
**[08:45] Guy**
Please don't fight in the bar!
**[08:48] Jashin**
No matter what anyone says,
**[08:48] Guy**
Jashin-chan-san!
**[08:49] Jashin**
ceremonial costumes are business suits!
**[08:49] Lady**
Jashin-chan-san!
**[08:51] Jashin**
Let me go! Let go, damn it!
**[08:52] Pekola**
My little slice of happiness is ruined...
**[08:58] Poporon**
Savile Row!
**[08:59] Jashin**
Damn that Tajiri!
**[09:01] Jashin**
I tried to be nice,
and she just brushed it off!
**[09:04] Jashin**
I was trying to be nice as a parting gift
since I finally get to go back to Hell!
**[09:08] Pino**
What?
**[09:10] Jashin**
Oh, it's you.
**[09:11] Pino**
You're going back to Hell?
**[09:14] Jashin**
Huh? Yeah, I am.
**[09:16] Jashin**
We didn't have much time together, did we?
**[09:20] Jashin**
Take care of Yurine for me.
**[09:25] Jashin**
Well, time for the return spell.
**[09:25] Pino**
H-Huh?
**[09:29] Yurine**
Here. Read it.
**[09:31] Jashin**
Huh? I did read it.
**[09:33] Yurine**
Read it more closely.
Especially the last page.
**[09:37] Jashin**
Why are you guys looking at me like that?
**[09:41] Yurine**
Look at the page with the return spell.
**[09:44] Jashin**
Let's see...
**[09:46] Jashin**
"The return spell is...
**[09:49] Jashin**
...extremely complex, and would
not fully fit in this volume."
**[09:52] Jashin**
"The rest will be included
in *Grimoire: Apocrypha*."
**[09:55] Yurine**
And now you know.
**[09:59] Medusa**
You need the apocrypha in order
to complete the return spell.
***SIGN*** Yurine-chan was trying to protect you from getting hurt.
**[10:07] Minos**
You ended up finding it
before she could hide it.
**[10:10] Yurine**
I'm sorry.
**[10:11] Yurine**
I had a feeling the shock of finding out
would turn you into a pillar of salt,
**[10:15] Yurine**
so I kept it from you.
**[10:16] Yurine**
I never expected there to be an apocrypha.
**[10:19] Yurine**
I was going to hide it in a drawer,
**[10:21] Yurine**
but you kept hiding half-eaten rice
balls and sandwiches in there.
**[10:26] Yurine**
I'll punish you for that later.
***SIGN*** Yurine-chan...
***SIGN*** Jashin-chan turned into salt.
**[10:36] Yurine**
I knew it.
**[10:38] Medusa**
Um...
**[10:40] Medusa**
And they all lived happily ever after?
***SIGN*** Illustration: Yukio
**[10:50] Jashin**
What the hell?! Didn't it end a minute ago?!
**[10:52] Yurine**
Didn't what end?
**[10:53] Jashin**
The final episode!
**[10:55] Jashin**
You know it's the final episode
**[10:56] ---**
when they play Season 1's
opening theme over the end credits!
**[10:59] Yurine**
That aside, we have visitors coming over,
so would you make some tea?
**[11:04] Jashin**
Uh... sure.
**[11:07] Both**
Hello!
**[11:09] Jashin**
Oh, it's you two?
**[11:10] Kyon**
We came to ask Yurine for advice
on how to become human.
**[11:14] Yurine**
Welcome. Come on in.
**[11:16] Jashin**
Becoming human, huh?
**[11:18] Jashin**
Your sister skipped human
and went straight to panda.
**[11:22] Jashin**
All because you wouldn't
give me my 100,000 yen.
**[11:25] Jashin**
You should've entrusted everything
to the Fullmoney Alchemist.
**[11:29] Yurine**
What's this about 100,000 yen?
**[11:34] Ran**
Kyon-Kyon?
**[11:36] Kyon**
I was the one who...
**[11:38] Ran**
Come on, how many times have
I told you it wasn't your fault?
**[11:42] Kyon**
Still...
**[11:43] Yurine**
Before we talk about becoming human,
**[11:45] Yurine**
maybe you should tell us more
about how it happened.
**[11:49] Ran**
You're right. The day
I turned into a panda...
***SIGN*** Hell Zoo
***SIGN*** Hell Zoo
**[11:54] Ran**
The two of us had gone to Hell Zoo together.
**[12:02] Kyon**
The panda's so cute!
**[12:05] Ran**
You really like pandas, don't you?
**[12:07] Kyon**
Yeah!
**[12:07] Kyon**
I like how they wouldn't be cute at all
**[12:10] ---**
if the black patches around
their eyes were white.
**[12:13] Kyon**
I also like how vicious they are!
**[12:15] Ran**
You're pretty vicious yourself, huh?
**[12:17] Kyon**
Not that vicious, really.
**[12:24] Ran**
Looks like it's over there.
**[12:26] Kyon**
Oh!
**[12:27] Kyon**
I'll be right back. Just look
at the panda while you wait.
**[12:30] Ran**
Sure.
**[12:31] Kyon**
Bathroom, bathroom,
bathroom, bathroom, bathroom...
**[12:44] Ran**
Pandas sure have it good.
**[12:47] Ran**
All they do is eat bamboo
and roll around playing all day,
**[12:50] Ran**
and everyone squeals
about how cute they are.
**[12:53] Ran**
Every day must be so fun for you.
**[12:56] Ran**
I wish I could be a panda.
**[12:59] Panda**
*What did you just say?*
**[13:01] Ran**
Huh?
**[13:03] Panda**
*What did you say just now?*
**[13:06] Ran**
Who is it?! Who's there?!
**[13:06] Panda**
*Hey! Hey! Over here, moron!*
**[13:09] Panda**
* The cute, adorable panda*
* that's right in front of you!*
**[13:14] Ran**
The panda is talking to me?
**[13:16] Panda**
*Directly into your brain.*
**[13:18] Panda**
*Amazing, right? Are you shocked?*
**[13:20] Panda**
* You were just thinking that*
* my life's easy, weren't you?*
**[13:23] Panda**
* Have you ever considered how*
* it feels to be locked up in this cage?*
**[13:27] Panda**
*I've been in here* forever*!*
**[13:30] Panda**
* And you people get to see*
* every aspect of how I live!*
**[13:33] Panda**
* When I eat, when I use the*
* bathroom, what I do in private...*
**[13:35] Panda**
* When I eat, or use the bathroom,*
* or eat, or use the bathroom,*
**[13:37] ---**
*my private life, everything!*
**[13:37] Ran**
What the...
**[13:39] Panda**
*And you say you wish you were a panda?!*
**[13:42] Panda**
*You've got a lot of nerve!*
**[13:45] Ran**
What... *is* this panda?
**[13:47] Panda**
* You wanna be one?*
* You wanna be a panda that bad?*
**[13:51] Panda**
*If you wanna be a panda that bad...*
**[13:55] Panda**
*I'll make you one!*
**[13:56] Panda**
*Become a panda!*
**[14:00] Kyon**
Wow, a slow loris!
**[14:03] Kyon**
How cute!
**[14:09] Kyon**
Onee-chan?
**[14:14] Kyon**
Onee-chan, I'm back!
**[14:18] Kyon**
Huh?
**[14:19] Kyon**
Onee-chan?
**[14:21] Ran**
Kyon-Kyon, over here.
**[14:23] Ran**
Over here, I said.
***SIGN*** Hell Giant Panda
***SIGN*** Rumble
**[14:29] Kyon**
Oh! A stuffed panda!
**[14:32] Kyon**
This stuffed panda's clothes
look just like my sister's.
**[14:36] Ran**
I *am* your sister.
**[14:38] Kyon**
Huh? Its voice sounds like hers, too.
**[14:40] Ran**
Figure it out!
**[14:41] Kyon**
Huh? Is this stuffed panda talking?
**[14:44] Ran**
I'm your sister.
**[14:46] Ran**
I got turned into a panda!
**[14:52] Kyon**
If I hadn't gone to the bathroom then...
**[14:55] Kyon**
If I had gotten back sooner...
**[14:57] Ran**
Hey! Stop laughing!
**[14:58] Yurine**
That was one amazing panda
if it could use a curse like that.
**[15:02] Jashin**
Does that even happen?!
**[15:03] Kyon**
It had to be one with really strong powers.
**[15:06] Jashin**
If it had such strong powers,
why was it in a cage?
**[15:09] Yurine**
Wouldn't the curse go away if
you did something to that panda?
**[15:13] Ran**
The panda died the very next day.
**[15:16] Ran**
From overeating.
**[15:19] Yurine**
Shut up!
**[15:21] Kyon**
We came to the human realm
because a high-ranking Hell denizen
**[15:24] Kyon**
said we might find a way
to lift the curse here.
**[15:26] Yurine**
So that's what happened.
**[15:29] Yurine**
You did return to normal temporarily
by eating human candy,
**[15:32] Yurine**
so there might really be a way to undo it here.
**[15:35] Jashin**
Yeah, *my* strawberry milk candy.
**[15:38] Jashin**
Oh, I know!
**[15:40] Jashin**
If you became a panda while looking
at one and wishing you were one,
**[15:43] Jashin**
maybe if you look at a human and
wish you were one, you'll become one.
**[15:46] Yurine**
Are you really that stupid?
**[15:48] Jashin**
Stupid... you say?
**[15:48] Yurine**
Did you not hear how strong
this panda's powers were?
**[15:51] Yurine**
No ordinary human has that kind of power.
**[15:54] Yurine**
Right?
**[15:56] Kyon**
Stare...
***SIGN*** Stare
**[15:57] Kyon**
Stare...
**[16:01] DevilA**
Rest in panda.
***SIGN*** Hell Giant Panda
**[16:07] Kyon**
Not yet?
**[16:09] Ran**
Not yet.
**[16:10] Kyon**
Turning into a human sure takes a while.
**[16:12] ---**
Sure does.
***SIGN*** Shlup
Shlup
***SIGN*** Shlup
Shlup
***SIGN*** Shlup
Shlup
***SIGN*** Shlup
Shlup
***SIGN*** Shlup
Shlup
***SIGN*** Wi
***SIGN*** Shlupshlupshlupshlup
***SIGN*** Shlup shlup
***SIGN*** shlup shlup
***SIGN*** Shlupshlupshlupshlup
***SIGN*** Shlup shlup
***SIGN*** shlup shlup
***SIGN*** Shlupshlupshlupshlup
***SIGN*** Shlup shlup
***SIGN*** shlup shlup
***SIGN*** Shlupshlupshlupshlup
***SIGN*** Shlup shlup
***SIGN*** shlup shlup
***SIGN*** Shlupshlupshlupshlup
***SIGN*** Shlup shlup
***SIGN*** shlup shlup
***SIGN*** Shlupshlupshlupshlup
***SIGN*** Shlup shlup
***SIGN*** shlup shlup
***SIGN*** Shlupshlupshlupshlup
***SIGN*** Shlup shlup
***SIGN*** shlup shlup
***SIGN*** Shlupshlupshlupshlup
***SIGN*** Shlup shlup
***SIGN*** shlup shlup
***SIGN*** Shlupshlupshlupshlup
***SIGN*** Shlup shlup
***SIGN*** shlup shlup
***SIGN*** Shlupshlupshlupshlup
***SIGN*** Shlup shlup
***SIGN*** shlup shlup
***SIGN*** Shlupshlupshlupshlup
***SIGN*** Wig
**[16:28] Chiba**
Here it comes, Mr. Katsura!
**[16:31] Katsura**
Now you've done it, Mr. Chiba!
**[16:34] Katsura**
Mr. Ozaki, you're open!
**[16:36] Katsura**
Yes! I sniped Mr. Ozaki!
**[16:41] Ozaki**
Hey! Stop! Stop! Wait!
**[16:51] Jashin**
Happy New... Year!
**[16:55] Jashin**
We're gonna have fun with
a snowball fight today!
**[16:57] Jashin**
Let's split up into teams!
**[17:00] Jashin**
Medusa, you're on my team.
**[17:02] Jashin**
Beth, you're with me, too.
***SIGN*** I'll come back alive
***SIGN*** m 0 0 l 100 0 100 100 0 100
***SIGN*** I'll wait
for you
**[17:07] Jashin**
We're doing this snowball fight Hell-style.
**[17:09] Jashin**
No shelters of any kind allowed!
**[17:11] Jashin**
The team that leaves all of their
opponents unable to fight wins.
**[17:14] Jashin**
And the winning team
***SIGN*** Winners
***SIGN*** Hell-Style
Snowball Fight
**[17:17] Jashin**
will receive an Amazon
gift card for 30,000 yen!
**[17:21] Minos**
We've gotta win!
**[17:22] Yurine**
Who's providing that prize?
**[17:25] Jashin**
Who else? Koichiro-sama, of course!
**[17:28] Yurine**
We appreciate all you do for us.
**[17:30] Jashin**
By the way...
**[17:32] Jashin**
I put you on my team so
I'd get the prize all to myself.
**[17:35] Jashin**
I mean, you don't need it, right?
**[17:36] Medusa**
Right...
**[17:37] Jashin**
I'll buy you two some Nessie meat
from the grocery store when I win.
***SIGN*** I swear I'll back alive
***SIGN*** come
**[17:42] Jashin**
On that note...
**[17:44] Jashin**
You're first! Die, brat!
**[17:50] Jashin**
Pathetic! Your leg broke!
**[17:54] Jashin**
Weren't all those milk deliveries
supposed to be toughening you up?
**[18:01] Medusa**
J-Jashin-chan!
**[18:02] Medusa**
Did you throw that rock-hard ball of ice at her?!
**[18:06] Jashin**
Damn right I did!
**[18:08] Jashin**
I've had them in the
freezer since last night!
**[18:11] Jashin**
You're lucky you only
lost one leg after a hit
**[18:14] Jashin**
from one of my special snowballs!
**[18:16] Minos**
You can't fight with that leg.
**[18:18] Minos**
Just rest, Per-chan.
***SIGN*** Yeah... I can't go on...
**[18:23] Minos**
Per-chan?!
**[18:24] Jashin**
That's one down!
***SIGN*** Yurine-chan, Minos-oneechan...
***SIGN*** Make Jashin-chan feel the same pain I feel...
***SIGN*** Flop.
**[18:34] Minos**
Per-chan!
**[18:36] Minos**
All right! You can count on us!
***SIGN*** Ow....
***SIGN*** Ow....
**[18:38] Yurine**
Here. It's one of my own snowballs.
**[18:41] Minos**
Okay!
**[18:43] Yurine**
Up you go.
**[18:45] Minos**
Wow! It's rock-hard!
**[18:49] Yusa**
I'll help you two, as well.
**[18:52] Jashin**
Hey! You guys!
**[18:53] Minos**
All right! Commence counterattack!
**[18:56] Jashin**
Damn you all!
**[19:05] Jashin**
There's no point if none of them hit me!
**[19:09] Minos**
Damn. I just can't seem to hit her.
**[19:11] Yurine**
Minos, do you have a handle
on your ball control?
**[19:14] Medusa**
Um...
**[19:15] Medusa**
I'm scared, so I'm withdrawing.
**[19:17] Jashin**
Withdrawing?! That was nothing!
**[19:20] Medusa**
But...
**[19:21] Medusa**
Minos has never been able
to control her strength...
**[19:24] Jashin**
You coward!
**[19:26] Jashin**
I never needed you in the
first place, you dummy!
**[19:29] Medusa**
I'm sorry.
**[19:29] Jashin**
* Damn it! I was going to*
* use Medusa as a shield!*
**[19:33] Jashin**
*That didn't go as planned...*
**[19:33] Minos**
You should be paying attention!
**[19:39] Jashin**
Hey, watch it!
**[19:41] Jashin**
Aw, hell.
**[19:43] Jashin**
I don't even care anymore,
so I'll end this with a hand grenade!
**[19:46] Minos**
Whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa!
**[19:48] Minos**
Are you kidding me?!
**[19:54] Yurine**
That was dangerous.
**[19:56] Jashin**
Tch. So Yurine managed to dodge that?
**[19:59] Minos**
Using anything but snowballs is unfair...
***SIGN*** m 0 0 l 100 0 100 100 0 100
***SIGN*** Incapacitated
**[20:02] Jashin**
Of course it would turn out this way...
**[20:04] Jashin**
Well, Yurine,
**[20:05] Jashin**
I guess this means we haven't
escaped our showdown of destiny.
**[20:11] Yurine**
When did a snowball fight
become our showdown of destiny?
**[20:14] Jashin**
Ready, Yurine? Time for the final battle!
**[20:21] Yurine**
You just pointed at me.
**[20:23] Jashin**
Huh?
***SIGN*** Calamari
**[20:24] Tangan**
Allow me to explain!
**[20:25] Tangan**
Yurine was so enraged over being pointed at,
**[20:27] Tangan**
she launched a super powerful
snowball faster than the eye can see,
***SIGN*** Sound Barrier
**[20:31] Tangan**
punching a hole right
through Jashin-chan's belly!
***SIGN*** Sound Barrier
***SIGN*** Sound Barrier
***SIGN*** Calamari
**[20:35] Tangan**
That's it!
**[20:37] Tangan**
Yubeshi!
***SIGN*** Calamari
***SIGN*** Calamari
**[20:43] Jashin**
There's a hole in me...
***SIGN*** Calamari
***SIGN*** What the hell is this...
***SIGN*** Calamari
**[20:45] Jashin**
It's... so cold...
***SIGN*** Calamari
**[20:49] Medusa**
Jashin-chan!
**[20:51] Yurine**
I think I like "Hell-style" snowball fights.
**[20:54] Minos**
Man, you're strong, Yurine-chan!
**[20:56] Jashin**
So cold... And everything's dark...
**[20:56] Medusa**
Jashin-chan!
**[20:59] Jashin**
In my final moments, I'm going to sing.
**[21:02] [SONG] Jashin**
The bookstore faced north
**[21:03] Minos**
All that exercise made me hungry.
**[21:07] Minos**
Aren't you hungry too, Per-chan?
**[21:08] [SONG] Jashin**
The window in our room was cracked
***SIGN*** Yeah... I am.
**[21:11] Poporon**
Hey, I brought your order,
but there's no one inside.
**[21:14] [SONG] Jashin**
Of course, since it faced north,
**[21:15] Poporon**
What's all this?!
***SIGN*** Poporon-chan!
**[21:17] Minos**
Hey, perfect timing!
**[21:19] Poporon**
What on earth happened here?
**[21:20] [SONG] Jashin**
It was covered in white and frozen
**[21:20] Pino**
It's been awfully noisy out here.
**[21:24] Pino**
Our beautiful garden
is covered in white snow!
**[21:26] [SONG] Jashin**
The stove glowed red
***SIGN*** Want to join our snowball fight, Poporon-chan?
**[21:29] Poporon**
Why is Meat and Potatoes singing?
**[21:29] [SONG] Jashin**
All the sound in the apartment faded away
**[21:32] Minos**
Thanks! We'll play one more
round after we eat this!
**[21:32] [SONG] Jashin**
In our four-and-a-half-mat igloo
**[21:35] Yurine**
Would you like to join us, Miss Custodian?
**[21:35] [SONG] Jashin**
We didn't worry about sleeping
with our heads pointing north
**[21:37] Pino**
H-Huh?
**[21:39] Minos**
Play with us, Miss Custodian!
**[21:41] [SONG] Jashin**
I watched over you until
morning while you slept
**[21:43] Pekola**
Wow! No matter how much
I eat, it never runs out!
**[21:46] Pekola**
It really is manna!
**[21:47] Pekola**
It's so white and cold...
**[21:47] [SONG] Jashin**
As we went on having happy dreams
**[21:49] Pekola**
Oh, it's red!
**[21:53] [SONG] Jashin**
Ah, Jinbocho, our spring is so far off
**[21:53] Yurine**
I guess you're more interested
in food than in snowball fights.
**[21:57] Mei**
Orochimaru!
**[21:59] [SONG] Jashin**
Ah, Jinbocho, beyond our
sepia-colored white window
**[21:59] Mei**
A Happy New Year!
**[22:02] Mei**
Look, look! I wanted you to see this outfit,
**[22:05] Mei**
so I came to see you on
my way from the shrine!
**[22:25] DevilA**
So, everyone, do you remember
**[22:27] DevilA**
the assignment Jashin-chan
gave you at the start of the series?
**[22:30] DevilA**
How many dropkicks did Jashin-chan do?
**[22:32] DevilA**
The correct answer is...
**[22:34] Jashin**
Here's one straight to
the bottom of your heart.
**[22:37] Jashin**
Jashin-chan Dropkick! A Happy New Year!
**[23:16] Medusa**
There!
***SIGN*** Now you've done it! Take that!
**[23:18] Kyon**
Isn't this fun, Onee-chan?
**[23:19] Yusa**
I'll treat you all to shaved ice later.
**[23:21] Pekola**
Shaved ice!
**[23:22] Mei**
Before I snipe Orochimaru,
you're my target!
**[23:22] Minos**
All right!
**[23:25] Pino**
I haven't had a snowball fight
in millennia! This is exciting!
**[23:25] Poporon**
When it's this cold?
**[23:29] Yurine**
I guess it might be fun to do
things like this now and then.
**[23:33] Jashin**
Hope you don't mind me
sticking around a while longer!
**[23:36] Jashin**
Hasta la vista, baby!
# E11 - Untitled
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***SIGN*** shad0\bord2\b1\be1\fax-0.4\fscx70\fs28\fscy90\pos(335.333,306)\3c&H000000&\c&HF0F0F3&}I'm going to show you all of Dropkick on My Devil!*
***SIGN*** What!?
***SIGN*** You're doing a recap episode?!
***SIGN*** No! It's a special!
***SIGN*** No matter what anyone calls it, it's a special!
***SIGN*** How is that different from a recap?!
I love you!
***SIGN*** I loved you, too!
**[01:53] DevilA**
It started as a black market
after World War II,
**[01:56] DevilA**
then it became Electric Town,
**[01:58] DevilA**
and then a computer town.
**[02:01] DevilA**
And now, it's the biggest
otaku city in the world.
**[02:05] DevilA**
It is Akihabara.
**[02:08] Yurine**
And about one kilometer west of Akihabara
**[02:12] Yurine**
is Kanda Jinbocho, a district
of Chiyoda Ward, Tokyo.
**[02:16] Yurine**
It's the largest bookstore
town in the world.
**[02:19] Yurine**
and it's where this series takes place.
**[02:21] Jashin**
Azusa 2!
***SIGN*** Unhappy Turn
**[02:23] Jashin**
Why?! Why did you have to die?!
**[02:25] Jashin**
Damn that Yurine! It's all Yurine's fault!
**[02:29] Jashin**
It's all Yurine's fault
my beloved Azusa 2 died!
**[02:34] Yurine**
It was *your* fault.
**[02:35] Jashin**
She even lived through the
prophecy of Nostradamus!
**[02:39] Yurine**
Did she?
**[02:40] Jashin**
Yes, she did!
**[02:41] Jashin**
Dropkick on My Devil! is
a story about fighting off
**[02:45] Jashin**
a great king of terror that descended
in the seventh month of 1999!
**[02:50] Jashin**
Using my deadly Royal Copenhagen
and my super deadly dropkick,
**[02:55] Jashin**
I fought off the great king of terror!
**[02:57] Yurine**
Oh, right. That's right. Right, right.
**[03:00] Jashin**
But...
**[03:00] Jashin**
That battle was won at far too great a cost.
**[03:03] Jashin**
The only survivors left on Earth
**[03:06] Jashin**
were me, you, and Azusa 2.
**[03:09] Jashin**
We were the only three
survivors left on Earth...
**[03:12] Jashin**
Instead of candies, I sucked on marbles...
**[03:14] Jashin**
I went on living the best I could...
**[03:16] Jashin**
Sometimes I was a smart-aleck,
**[03:16] JashincBG**
Stupid! Stupid!
**[03:18] Jashin**
even became the Smart-Aleck Devil...
***SIGN*** Smart-Aleck Devil
**[03:20] Jashin**
I did the best I could...
**[03:22] Jashin**
And then my precious
Azusa 2... My Azusa 2...
***SIGN*** Unhappy Turn
***SIGN*** Unhappy Turn
**[03:28] Jashin**
Azusa 2!
**[03:33] Jashin**
Now Yurine and I are the
only ones left on Earth!
**[03:36] Jashin**
Oh, Phoenix, are you telling me
that this is our destiny?
**[03:39] (Flashback) JashinBG**
This curry's so good!
**[03:41] Jashin**
God, if you exist, you're too cruel!
**[03:44] Jashin**
Why the hell do we even have doctors?!
**[03:47] Yurine**
How long are you going to drag this out?
**[03:49] Yurine**
Also, you're mixing a bunch
of different things together.
**[03:52] Jashin**
I'm easily influenced by the things
I've recently seen and read!
**[03:57] Yurine**
So it seems.
***SIGN*** Wig
**[03:58] Jashin**
Like a dry sponge,
**[04:00] Jashin**
I quickly absorb anything and everything!
**[04:04] Yurine**
You need to give a proper explanation,
**[04:06] Yurine**
or the viewers won't have
any idea what DropDev is about.
**[04:10] Jashin**
Aw, we don't need to explain it.
**[04:14] Jashin**
It's not like anyone watching this
is seeing the show for the first time.
**[04:19] Yurine**
That's the first time I've heard
it shortened to "DropDev."
**[04:22] Yurine**
But you know, Jashin-chan,
**[04:24] Yurine**
I suspect there are *some* benevolent viewers
watching the show for the first time today.
**[04:29] Yurine**
Even if there's only one,
**[04:31] ---**
you need to explain it properly for them.
**[04:34] Jashin**
Fine! I will!
**[04:36] Jashin**
Yes... I am a mermaid.
**[04:38] Yurine**
No, you're not.
**[04:39] Jashin**
I'm close enough to being one!
**[04:40] Yurine**
You're not a fish. You're a snake.
**[04:43] Jashin**
I, a mermaid, fell in love with a prince,
**[04:46] Jashin**
and wished for human legs...
**[04:49] Jashin**
so I made a deal with a witch!
**[04:51] Yurine**
That's *The Little Mermaid*.
**[04:53] Jashin**
A lot happens, and in the end, I turn into foam.
**[04:56] Jashin**
I will now sing.
**[04:58] Yurine**
Sing what?
**[04:59] Jashin**
"Part of Your—"
**[05:00] Yurine**
Don't you dare.
**[05:01] Jashin**
Why not?
**[05:02] Yurine**
It may be safe for the on-air version
since we have a comprehensive contract,
**[05:06] Yurine**
but when it's shown elsewhere, it'll probably...
**[05:09] Yurine**
No, it'll definitely cause big problems.
**[05:12] Jashin**
Hmph! All right, fine.
I'll give a serious explanation.
**[05:16] Jashin**
*Dropkick on My Devil!* is...
**[05:18] Yurine**
Yes?
**[05:19] Jashin**
A story of love!
**[05:21] Yurine**
Love?
**[05:22] Jashin**
Yes! Love!
**[05:23] Jashin**
Human love,
**[05:25] Jashin**
devil love,
***SIGN*** New Release
***SIGN*** New Release
***SIGN*** New Release
***SIGN*** Shiraishi Mari
***SIGN*** Shiraishi Mari
***SIGN*** An
Angel's
Work
**[05:26] Jashin**
angel love,
***SIGN*** New Release
***SIGN*** New Release
***SIGN*** New Release
***SIGN*** Shiraishi Mari
***SIGN*** Shiraishi Mari
***SIGN*** An
Angel's
Work
**[05:27] Jashin**
fallen angel love,
**[05:28] Jashin**
idol love,
**[05:29] Jashin**
cop love,
***SIGN*** Life Theater
**[05:30] Jashin**
pachinko love,
**[05:31] Jashin**
beef love,
**[05:32] Jashin**
ATM love,
***SIGN*** Life Theater
**[05:33] Jashin**
pachinko love...
**[05:34] Jashin**
It's a story about every type of love.
**[05:38] Yurine**
You said "pachinko love" twice.
**[05:40] Jashin**
I'm bonafide, born-and-bred
pachinko trash to the core!
**[05:44] Jashin**
Important things are worth saying
twice! Everyone knows that!
**[05:48] Yurine**
Why are you so confident about that?
**[05:50] Jashin**
Love! In Japanese, that's "ai"!
***SIGN*** Love
***SIGN*** Love
***SIGN*** Love
***SIGN*** Ai
***SIGN*** Ai
**[05:52] Jashin**
"Ai," just like AI!
**[05:54] Jashin**
Not the one that means
"artificial insemination."
**[05:56] Jashin**
"A" as in "a-i-u-e-o,"
***SIGN*** A
**[05:58] Jashin**
and "i" as in "a-i-u-e-o"!
***SIGN*** I
**[05:59] Jashin**
That is love!
***SIGN*** That is...
***SIGN*** Love
***SIGN*** Love
***SIGN*** Love
**[06:01] Jashin**
Love overflows!
***SIGN*** Urp
***SIGN*** Urp
***SIGN*** Urp
**[06:02] Jashin**
Young or old, male or female...
***SIGN*** Buono
**[06:04] Jashin**
No, things like age, sex, nationality,
***SIGN*** Delicious
***SIGN*** Masisseoyo
**[06:06] ---**
race, skin color, language,
and tsuchinoko don't matter!
***SIGN*** walnuts
***SIGN*** Tastes
like
**[06:09] Jashin**
*Dropkick on My Devil!* is a hymn of life
dedicated to all beings in this universe!
**[06:16] Yurine**
You seem to think you're saying
something really great,
**[06:19] Yurine**
but I have no clue what
you're talking about.
**[06:21] Yurine**
Not one.
**[06:22] Yurine**
All clues are fleeing the scene.
**[06:23] Jashin**
What? You have fleas?
**[06:25] Jashin**
Not "fleas"! It means
nothing's resonating with me.
**[06:28] Jashin**
That's the stuff that
hardens under UV light!
**[06:30] Yurine**
That's resin.
**[06:31] Jashin**
The thing you steam food in?
**[06:33] Yurine**
That's a tajine.
**[06:34] Jashin**
Jitterin' Ji—
**[06:35] Yurine**
Forget it.
**[06:37] Yurine**
Letting you explain the show
is getting us nowhere,
**[06:41] Yurine**
so I'll do it myself.
**[06:43] Yurine**
*Dropkick on My Devil!* is...
**[06:45] Yurine**
Yes, it all began on that day.
**[06:49] (Flashback) Yurine**
Zazas, zazas, nasatanada zazas.
**[06:54] (Flashback) Yurine**
Zurolo, zoas, nanomiala, hekau.
**[06:57] (Flashback) Yurine**
Zurazza, zavai...
**[06:59] (Flashback) Yurine**
Infernum.
**[07:05] (Flashback) Yurine**
The wind...
**[07:11] (Flashback) Yurine**
It's coming.
**[07:25] (Flashback) Yurine**
So you've finally appeared.
**[07:32] (Flashback) Yurine**
Do you know how long
I've awaited this moment?
**[07:38] (Flashback) Yurine**
You won't escape!
**[07:40] (Flashback) Yurine**
God! Evil god!
**[07:43] (Flashback) Yurine**
Come forth from eternal Gehenna,
**[07:45] (Flashback) Yurine**
and through Sheol, obtain a human body!
**[07:49] (Flashback) Yurine**
Zazas, zazas, nasatanada zazas...
**[07:52] (Flashback) Yurine**
I summon you, evil god!
**[08:33] (Flashback) Jashin**
Was it you who summoned me?
**[08:39] (Flashback) Yurine**
Yes, that's right.
**[08:42] (Flashback) Yurine**
I summoned you.
**[08:45] Yurine**
This is the bloody story of a sinful girl.
**[08:50] Yurine**
That's the story.
**[08:52] Jashin**
But that's all lies, too!
**[08:53] Yurine**
It's not a lie. It's just
a little exaggerated.
**[08:56] Jashin**
You're mincing words! Like minced fish meat!
***SIGN*** The white of minced fish
**[09:01] Jashin**
Oh, yeah! I think I'll make
oden for dinner tonight!
**[09:03] Jashin**
It'll have eggs, konjac, daikon,
**[09:05] Jashin**
chikuwa, hanpen, and kamaboko!
**[09:07] Yurine**
I can't wait.
**[09:08] Yurine**
Hang on, that doesn't matter.
You need to explain *Dropkick on My Devil!*
**[09:13] Jashin**
Okay, I will!
**[09:15] Jashin**
So, like, basically, Yurine
summoned me just for kicks,
**[09:20] Jashin**
and I couldn't return to Hell
unless I killed my summoner,
**[09:24] Jashin**
so I've been using my
dropkick to try to kill Yurine,
**[09:27] Jashin**
but I blow it every time...
**[09:29] Yurine**
Can you sound like you
actually care, please?
**[09:31] Jashin**
So I started living in Jinbocho.
**[09:34] Jashin**
My childhood friend, ATM,
also known as Medusa,
***SIGN*** 10,000 Yen
***SIGN*** 10,000 Yen
**[09:37] ---**
comes to visit and bring
me money now and then.
**[09:39] Jashin**
Oh, by the way, "ATM" stands
for Automated Teller Machine.
**[09:44] Yurine**
That it does.
**[09:45] Jashin**
Medusa's completely helpless without me.
**[09:48] Yurine**
You've got it backwards.
**[09:50] Jashin**
She should just be grateful
that I accept her money.
**[09:53] Yurine**
Who do you think you are?
***SIGN*** Thus
**[09:55] Jashin**
And there are other devils
in this apartment building, too.
**[09:58] Jashin**
There's Minos, my other childhood friend,
**[10:00] Jashin**
and the daughter of my teacher
from Hell Elementary School,
**[10:03] Jashin**
the impudent Persephone II.
***SIGN*** Kanda
***SIGN*** Suzuran
***SIGN*** Street
**[10:05] Jashin**
Also living in this town are:
**[10:07] Jashin**
the fallen angels Pekola, Poporon, and Pino.
**[10:11] Jashin**
They're pitiful little lambs who lost
their halos and can't return to Heaven.
**[10:16] Jashin**
There's also the crazy police
officer, Tachibana Mei,
**[10:20] Jashin**
plus Yusa and Koji,
**[10:21] Jashin**
the jiangshi sisters,
**[10:22] Jashin**
and our pet, Beth,
**[10:24] ---**
Wahahahahahahaha
**[10:24] Jashin**
joining us in this anime full of
laughter, tears, and social value.
**[10:25] Jashin**
National Health Insurance
***SIGN*** National Pension
***SIGN*** Tokyo Residential Tax
***SIGN*** National Tax
***SIGN*** Consumption Tax
**[10:27] Jashin**
And that's *Dropkick on My Devil!*
**[10:30] Yurine**
That was pretty vague,
but you did explain all of it.
**[10:33] Jashin**
Whew, finally done!
**[10:35] Jashin**
Now, Yurine, if you don't mind, please die.
**[10:38] Yurine**
I do mind.
**[10:39] Jashin**
You keep saying you don't want to,
**[10:41] Jashin**
but your body doesn't lie!
**[10:43] Jashin**
Your body insists that it wants to die.
***SIGN*** Puttsun
***SIGN*** Pudding
**[10:45] Jashin**
I'll grant you death, then!
**[10:47] Jashin**
If you won't die yourself,
I'll kill you, Hanazono Yurine!
**[10:50] Jashin**
Take this! Jashin-chan
Dropkick: The Special!
**[10:53] Yurine**
And I'll just hit you back with my fist!
**[10:56] Jashin**
Ow! You hit me with your fist!
**[10:59] Jashin**
That's domestic violence!
Domestic violence is wrong!
**[11:01] Jashin**
War is wrong! We are all
brothers! Love and peace!
**[11:04] Yurine**
You never learn, do you?
**[11:06] Yurine**
You know full well that you can't kill me.
**[11:12] Jashin**
B-But if I don't kill you,
I can't go back to Hell!
**[11:16] Jashin**
What can I do? Should I stop
relying on my dropkick?
**[11:20] Jashin**
No, that would shatter
this anime's identity!
**[11:24] Jashin**
What do I do?
**[11:25] Jashin**
What should I do?
**[11:27] Jashin**
What can I... What can I...
**[11:32] Jashin**
Okay! I'm going to sing!
**[11:34] Jashin**
"Part of Your"—
**[11:35] Yurine**
Turn into foam and die.
**[11:41] Yurine**
What now? We explained all there
was to explain in the A part.
**[11:46] Yurine**
What should we do for the B part?
**[11:48] Jashin**
Let's go play pachinko!
**[11:50] Yurine**
What's fun about watching you
play pachinko for ten minutes?
**[11:55] Jashin**
Okay, then. This time, I'll really sing!
**[11:57] Yurine**
Why?
**[11:58] Jashin**
I have a song that just happens
to be ten minutes long!
**[12:01] Jashin**
A ten-minute full chorus on TV!
**[12:03] Jashin**
It's sure to become a trending topic!
**[12:05] Jashin**
Yurine, get in the futon
and act like you're sick!
**[12:10] Yurine**
Huh?
**[12:10] Jashin**
I have to deal with our
flashback clip selection!
**[12:13] Jashin**
Here you go. Your futon is ready.
**[12:16] Jashin**
It's all good, it's all good!
**[12:21] [SONG] Song**
The bookstore I visited
with you on that day
**[12:27] [SONG] Song**
Turned into a convenience
store at some point
**[12:33] [SONG] Song**
The curry place where I was stood up
**[12:39] [SONG] Song**
Still serves potatoes with its curry
**[12:45] [SONG] Song**
You're a bookworm
**[12:48] [SONG] Song**
And I'm your freeloader
**[12:51] [SONG] Song**
Our four-and-a-half-mat room
**[12:55] [SONG] Song**
Was buried in books
**[13:00] [SONG] Song**
You seemed happy there
**[13:06] [SONG] Song**
But I was always worried
that the floor would cave in
**[13:12] [SONG] Song**
Ah, Jinbocho, the youth we spent together
**[13:18] [SONG] Song**
Ah, Jinbocho, those sepia-colored blue days
**[13:33] [SONG] Song**
The bookstore faced north
**[13:39] [SONG] Song**
The window in our room was cracked
**[13:45] [SONG] Song**
Of course, since it faced north,
**[13:52] [SONG] Song**
It was covered in white and frozen
**[13:58] [SONG] Song**
The stove glowed red
**[14:01] [SONG] Song**
All the sound in the apartment faded away
**[14:04] [SONG] Song**
In our four-and-a-half-mat igloo
**[14:07] [SONG] Song**
We didn't worry about sleeping
with our heads pointing north
**[14:13] [SONG] Song**
I watched over you until
morning while you slept
**[14:18] [SONG] Song**
As we went on having happy dreams
**[14:24] [SONG] Song**
Ah, Jinbocho, our spring is so far off
**[14:31] [SONG] Song**
Ah, Jinbocho, beyond our
sepia-colored white window
**[15:13] [SONG] Song**
When you tied up my hair for me
**[15:18] [SONG] Song**
I didn't want to let it down at bedtime
**[15:24] [SONG] Song**
Long hair was so hot in summer
**[15:30] [SONG] Song**
Beads of sweat shone on my nape
**[15:36] [SONG] Song**
I know you told me
**[15:39] [SONG] Song**
That I should just cut it short
**[15:42] [SONG] Song**
Our four-and-a-half-mat room was a sauna
**[15:46] [SONG] Song**
But we could hear the
fireworks in the distance
**[15:51] [SONG] Song**
Your fingers gently stroked my hair
***SIGN*** ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
***SIGN*** Gyaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaah
***SIGN*** ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
***SIGN*** ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
***SIGN*** Gyaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaah
***SIGN*** ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
***SIGN*** Death NOT
***SIGN*** Death NOT
***SIGN*** Death NOT
***SIGN*** Death NOT
***SIGN*** Death NOT
**[15:58] [SONG] Song**
I wanted those fingers
to tie it up for me again
**[16:03] [SONG] Song**
Ah, Jinbocho, I never did cut my hair
***SIGN*** Human
**[16:09] [SONG] Song**
Ah, Jinbocho, that sepia-colored wind of love
***SIGN*** Life Theater
**[16:30] [SONG] Song**
I didn't want to work
**[16:36] [SONG] Song**
But I wanted lots of money
**[16:42] [SONG] Song**
Then I could've stayed with you
**[16:48] [SONG] Song**
Close to you forever and ever
**[16:54] [SONG] Song**
I never imagined
**[16:57] [SONG] Song**
I never even dreamed
**[17:00] [SONG] Song**
How comfortable this four-
and-a-half-mat room would feel
**[17:04] [SONG] Song**
I thought I could cling to it forever
**[17:09] [SONG] Song**
I wanted to buy your time with money
**[17:15] [SONG] Song**
And stay with you in this room
**[17:21] [SONG] Song**
Ah, Jinbocho, a fragrant
Eden where lilies bloom
**[17:27] [SONG] Song**
Ah, Jinbocho, a sepia-colored flower garden
***SIGN*** Amatsuka Noel Autograph Event
**[18:15] [SONG] Song**
I absolutely hate you
**[18:21] [SONG] Song**
You stole my life from me
**[18:27] [SONG] Song**
I hate you so much
**[18:33] [SONG] Song**
I wish we had never met
**[18:40] [SONG] Song**
I never thought we would part
**[18:42] [SONG] Song**
My tears never dried
**[18:45] [SONG] Song**
Our four-and-a-half-mat
room turned into a vacant lot
**[18:49] [SONG] Song**
I absolutely hate you
**[18:55] [SONG] Song**
If I had to see you again
**[19:00] [SONG] Song**
I'd sell my soul to the devil
**[19:06] [SONG] Song**
Ah, Jinbocho, time would tear us apart
**[19:12] [SONG] Song**
Ah, Jinbocho, as sepia-
colored dead leaves fall
**[19:27] [SONG] Song**
As I walk up the slope of Kudanshita
**[19:33] [SONG] Song**
I lift a red balloon to my lips
**[19:39] [SONG] Song**
And blow our memories into it
**[19:45] [SONG] Song**
Then send it flying once it's full
**[19:51] [SONG] Song**
Shine far in the distance
**[19:55] [SONG] Song**
In a faraway sky I've never seen
**[19:57] [SONG] Song**
In that four-and-a-half-mat
room in the town from the book
**[20:01] [SONG] Song**
I pray happiness will sprout
**[20:06] [SONG] Song**
When I see your back on
the insides of my eyelids
**[20:12] [SONG] Song**
I hold back tears and softly kick you
**[20:18] [SONG] Song**
Ah, Jinbocho, I guess
an elegy is all about love
**[20:24] [SONG] Song**
Ah, Jinbocho, a sepia-colored love song
**[20:39] [SONG] Song**
The bookstore I visited
with you on that day
**[20:45] [SONG] Song**
Turned into a convenience
store at some point
**[20:51] [SONG] Song**
The curry place where I was stood up
**[20:58] [SONG] Song**
Still serves potatoes with its curry
**[21:03] [SONG] Song**
Ah, Jinbocho, the youth we spent together
**[21:09] [SONG] Song**
Ah, Jinbocho, those sepia-colored blue days
**[21:27] Jashin**
Well? Did that explain everything
about *Dropkick on My Devil!* or what?
**[21:31] Yurine**
Yes, very clearly.
**[21:33] Yurine**
And they all lived happily ever after, huh?
***SIGN*** Wahahahahahahaha
**[21:39] Yurine**
Azusa 2 never showed up
in the anime, though.
***SIGN*** Did you enjoy the *Dropkick
on My Devil!* special?!
***SIGN*** How was it different from a recap?!
***SIGN*** What made it just a "special"?!
***SIGN*** Don't think. Just feel.
***SIGN*** The answer is in your heart!!
***SIGN*** You're right! You're still the one I...
***SIGN*** ♥
***SIGN*** ♥
***SIGN*** Right? I landed a dropkick on your heart ♥
***SIGN*** I loved you, too!
***SIGN*** See
***SIGN*** See
***SIGN*** See
***SIGN*** See
***SIGN*** See
***SIGN*** See
***SIGN*** See
***SIGN*** See
***SIGN*** See
***SIGN*** You
***SIGN*** You
***SIGN*** You
***SIGN*** You
***SIGN*** You
***SIGN*** You
***SIGN*** You
***SIGN*** You
***SIGN*** You
***SIGN*** Again
***SIGN*** Again
***SIGN*** Again
***SIGN*** Again
***SIGN*** Again
***SIGN*** Again
***SIGN*** Again
***SIGN*** Again
***SIGN*** Again
# E12 - Chapter Chitose
Source: [Crunchyroll](https://www.crunchyroll.com/watch/GREX249VY/chapter-chitose)
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***SIGN*** TRAVEL
**[00:06] ---**
Welcome to Chitose City
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A Lake Shikotsu
Specialty, Red Salmon
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Lake Shikotsu
Cod
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A Useless and
Adorable Devil
Jashin-chan
(CV. Suzuki Aina)
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Japan's Northernmost
Ice-Free Lake
Lake Shikotsu
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A JSCE Heritage
Site
Yamasentetsu
Bridge
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The Closest Town
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To The Sky
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In Hokkaido
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Suzuki Aina
A voice actress born and raised in
Chitose, Hokkaido, who played Ohara
Mai in the anime *Love Live! Sunshine!!*
and was later active as a member of
Aqours, even appearing in Kohaku
Uta Gassen in 2018. In the *Dropkick on
My Devil!* anime, she stars as Jashin-chan.
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shad0\bord0\blur0.5\fs11\b1\fscx75\1a&H10&\fscy90\fnTimes New Roman\an2\i1\move(512.667,286,512.667,337)}Dropkick on My Devil!* supports Chitose City.
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Dropkick on My Devil!
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Hope you enjoyed
Season 2 too!
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Welcome to Chitose City
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The Closest Town
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To The Sky
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In Hokkaido
**[00:14] Mai**
*Wow, it's beautiful!*
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Lake Shikotsu
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Lake Shikotsu
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Lake Shikotsu
**[00:17] Mai**
* Today, we're visiting Lake Shikotsu*
* in Chitose City, Hokkaido!*
**[00:23] Mai**
* Lake Shikotsu boasted the best water*
* quality in all Japan for eleven years!*
**[00:27] Mai**
*Oh, but it's second-best now.*
**[00:28] Medusa**
Jashin-chan, is that Doryuryun Pudding?
**[00:28] Mai**
*What? Don't tell them that?*
**[00:31] Jashin**
You noticed?
**[00:31] Mai**
*Sorry! We'll cut that part out.*
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Doryuryun
Pudding
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Doryuryun
Pudding
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Doryuryun
Pudding
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Doryuryun
Pudding
**[00:32] Jashin**
It was a thank-you gift for paying
the hometown tax in Hell.
**[00:34] Mai**
*What? You're using it?*
**[00:35] Jashin**
Yurine paid the tax and got it for me.
**[00:36] Mai**
*I'm sorry. I'll just shut up.*
**[00:38] Medusa**
That pudding is so good.
**[00:40] Jashin**
It's *so* good, this is the last one.
**[00:40] Minos**
What a pretty place.
**[00:42] Medusa**
Huh?
**[00:43] Jashin**
It makes me feel about as
wibbly-wobbly as the name sounds!
***SIGN*** That reporter's annoying, though.
**[00:47] Minos**
She looks familiar...
**[00:48] Mai**
*Orochimaru, are you watching?*
**[00:50] Medusa**
Wait, are you eating
Yurine-san's share, too?
**[00:50] Mai**
*Orochimaru!*
**[00:52] Jashin**
It was delivered after
Yurine left this morning,
**[00:55] Jashin**
so I'm eating this now to
destroy all the evidence.
**[00:59] Yurine**
I'm home.
**[01:02] Yurine**
Well?
**[01:03] Yurine**
Is there anything you'd like to tell me?
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Hokkaido
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BuBuBu
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BuBuBu
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BuBuBu
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Chitose City
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Chitose City
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Chitose City
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Chitose City
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Hokkai
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Hokkai
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Dropkick
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on my Devil!
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Welcome to Chitose City
**[02:43] Medusa**
Chitose City?
***SIGN*** That's Jashin-chan.
**[02:46] Yurine**
I thought we could all take
a trip to Hokkaido together.
***SIGN*** Hokkaido!
**[02:50] Minos**
Sounds great! I wanna try jingisukan!
**[02:53] Yurine**
This fish called "chippu"
seems to be famous there.
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BuBuBu
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BuBuBu
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BuBuBu
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Hot Spring
Steamed Buns
**[02:56] Yurine**
It's red salmon,
and it's a specialty of Lake Shikotsu.
***SIGN*** Looks yummy!
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Delicious red flesh with the highest
quality fat, creating the ultimate flavor!
**[03:00] ---**
Delicious red flesh with the highest
quality fat, creating the ultimate flavor!
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Delicious red flesh with the highest
quality fat, creating the ultimate flavor!
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Marukoma Hot
Spring Hotel
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Natural Open-Air Bath
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Natural Open-Air Bath
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Gaze at the majestic
Lake Shikotsu
for a time you
won't soon forget
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Gaze at the majestic
Lake Shikotsu
for a time you
won't soon forget
**[03:01] Yurine**
This hot spring looks nice.
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Gaze at the majestic
Lake Shikotsu while
enjoying a time you
won't soon forget
**[03:02] ---**
Gaze at the majestic
Lake Shikotsu while
enjoying a time you
won't soon forget
**[03:02] ---**
Delicious red flesh with the highest
quality fat, creating the ultimate flavor!
**[03:02] ---**
Delicious red flesh with the highest
quality fat, creating the ultimate flavor!
**[03:02] ---**
Delicious red flesh with the highest
quality fat, creating the ultimate flavor!
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Marukoma Hot
Spring Hotel
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Natural Open-Air Bath
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Natural Open-Air Bath
**[03:03] Medusa**
Oh, is that open-air bath
connected to Lake Shikotsu?
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Marukoma Hot
Spring Hotel
**[03:03] ---**
Natural Open-Air Bath
**[03:03] ---**
Natural Open-Air Bath
**[03:03] ---**
Gaze at the majestic
Lake Shikotsu while
enjoying a time you
won't soon forget
**[03:03] ---**
Gaze at the majestic
Lake Shikotsu while
enjoying a time you
won't soon forget
**[03:03] ---**
Delicious red flesh with the highest
quality fat, creating the ultimate flavor!
**[03:03] ---**
Delicious red flesh with the highest
quality fat, creating the ultimate flavor!
**[03:03] ---**
Delicious red flesh with the highest
quality fat, creating the ultimate flavor!
**[03:06] Yurine**
It has such a nice atmosphere.
**[03:08] Minos**
Hokkaido, huh?
**[03:09] Minos**
I've never been there, but for some
reason, it feels close to my heart.
**[03:15] Jashin**
Sorry to interrupt the fun,
**[03:18] Jashin**
but I won't be going.
**[03:20] Minos**
Huh?
***SIGN*** Your face...
**[03:21] Medusa**
If you're worried about the cost, I can help.
**[03:24] Yurine**
Why did you eat the gift I got in
return for the hometown tax *I* paid?
**[03:28] Jashin**
Hey, now. Look at me.
Haven't I been punished enough?
**[03:33] Jashin**
Hokkaido is nice. I get that.
**[03:36] Jashin**
But how exactly do you expect to get there?
**[03:39] Jashin**
Do you realize how far away it is?
**[03:40] Minos**
Why don't we go in my car?
**[03:42] Jashin**
Your "car" is a bicycle trailer!
You think it'll carry all of us?!
***SIGN*** That's not going to work.
**[03:47] Yurine**
An airplane?
**[03:48] Jashin**
Exactly!
**[03:49] Medusa**
Oh, that's right. I forgot
you were scared of airplanes.
**[03:54] Jashin**
There's no way a heavy-ass
hunk of steel like that can fly!
**[03:58] Jashin**
You must be crazy!
**[03:59] Medusa**
Jashin-chan, airplanes are perfectly safe.
**[04:02] Yurine**
Whew...
**[04:03] Yurine**
Since it wasn't actually a big deal,
I'll go ahead and book the tickets.
**[04:06] Jashin**
Did you even hear what I said?!
**[04:09] DevilA**
And so...
**[04:10] Jashin**
No! No! I don't want to!
**[04:13] Yurine**
If you're that dead-set on not going,
why'd you come to the airport with us?
**[04:13] Jashin**
No! No! No! I don't want
to get on an airplane!
***SIGN*** I guess she didn't want to stay home alone.
**[04:21] Jashin**
I'm not taking a single step from this spot!
**[04:24] Jashin**
I *refuse* to get on that plane!
**[04:26] Minos**
Should we take my car after all?
**[04:29] Yurine**
All right, fine.
**[04:39] Staff**
Ma'am, you can't take
a chainsaw on the plane.
**[04:43] Yurine**
Oh, sorry.
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Beth's Food
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A Week's Worth.
**[04:56] Pekola**
My Lord, Lierre-sama...
**[04:58] Pekola**
Why are we making this
excursion to Hokkaido?
**[05:02] Lierre**
There's a lake in the city of Chitose
**[05:04] Lierre**
that's said to be among
the most beautiful in Japan.
**[05:07] Lierre**
If it's a power spot imbued with holy power,
**[05:11] Lierre**
it may be a foothold
toward achieving our goal.
**[05:14] Poporon**
Goal?
**[05:17] Pino**
*Goal...*
**[05:19] Pino**
* Is she really taking us to some*
* remote place to eliminate us,*
**[05:23] Pino**
* because we failed to complete*
* our mission in the human realm?*
**[05:27] Poporon**
By the way, how did you pay
for our airplane tickets?
**[05:30] Lierre**
The power of God took care of it.
**[05:33] Lierre**
There is no substitute
for chippu, after all.
**[05:36] Pekola**
Chippu?
**[05:37] Lierre**
Oh, uh, I mean... Our goal is
determined solely by the gods...
**[05:48] Yurine**
Well, we got here in one piece.
**[05:50] Medusa**
Did we?
**[05:53] Minos**
All right!
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Tax
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Payment
**[05:54] Minos**
Time for some sightseeing!
***SIGN*** Let's go!
**[05:59] DevilA**
Chitose City, Hokkaido, has
a population of about 97,500 people,
**[06:03] DevilA**
and covers an area of
594.5 square kilometers.
**[06:06] DevilA**
Since red-crowned cranes
were once abundant here,
**[06:09] DevilA**
it was named "Chitose," meaning
"1,000 years of age," after the old saying:
**[06:12] DevilA**
"Cranes live for 1,000 years,
turtles for 10,000."
**[06:16] Mother**
Here you go.
**[06:18] Mother**
Thank you for waiting.
**[06:21] Ran**
Looks tasty!
**[06:22] Kyon**
Let's eat!
**[06:24] Kotaro**
Oh...
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Yamaguchi Kotaro
Mayor of Chitose, Hokkaido
**[06:25] Kotaro**
We don't often get
visitors from Hell China.
**[06:29] Both**
Hao chi!
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The Home of Salmon
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The Home of Salmon
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Chitose Aquarium
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Chitose Aquarium
***SIGN*** They're so shiny!
**[06:38] Minos**
So that's a "chippu," huh?
**[06:38] Jashin**
I can't see! I can't see anything!
**[06:40] Medusa**
This tank is so big.
**[06:42] Yurine**
Wow.
**[06:43] Jashin**
I can't see anything here, either!
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Indian Water Wheel
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A device originating in North America
that captures salmon swimming upriver.
After salmon enter the cage, the force
of the water turns the wheel, raising
them out of the water.
**[06:58] Jashin**
I thought I'd met my end.
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Repairing with
Instant Glue
**[07:00] Minos**
Jeez, are you sure you're okay?
**[07:05] Yurine**
Looks like they don't have it here.
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Yukizuru
Marek
***SIGN*** "Marek"?
***SIGN*** Hosozawa Pasture
***SIGN*** Hosozawa Pasture
***SIGN*** Hosozawa Pasture
***SIGN*** Hosozawa Pasture
***SIGN*** Dropkick on My Devil! Collaboration
***SIGN*** Dropkick on My Devil! Collaboration
***SIGN*** Dropkick on My Devil! Collaboration
**[07:12] Yusa**
Welcome!
**[07:13] Minos**
Hey!
**[07:14] Jashin**
What're you guys doing all the way up here?
**[07:18] Yusa**
Care for some delicious
collaborative sweets?
**[07:24] Minos**
Yum!
**[07:24] Medusa**
It's so good!
***SIGN*** Let's head to the next one!
**[07:27] Jashin**
Not bad.
***SIGN*** The Forest of Passion, The Origin of Flavor
***SIGN*** The Forest of Passion, The Origin of Flavor
***SIGN*** The Forest of Passion, The Origin of Flavor
**[07:29] Medusa**
Morimoto!
**[07:31] Yurine**
This was one of the reasons for this trip.
**[07:34] Minos**
The bread looks so good.
***SIGN*** Cake
Roll
***SIGN*** Cake
Roll
***SIGN*** Charmonix
***SIGN*** Charmonix
***SIGN*** Cream
Horn
***SIGN*** Cream
Horn
**[07:36] Yurine**
This shop has a lot of history. Everyone
born in Chitose grew up eating their bread.
***SIGN*** Tortoise
***SIGN*** Tortoise
**[07:40] Medusa**
Wow...
**[07:45] Jashin**
Charmonix!
***SIGN*** Jashin-chan, what brought that on?
**[07:49] Jashin**
When I saw the name of this bread,
I couldn't resist shouting it out.
***SIGN*** You shouldn't touch the bread before you buy it.
**[07:56] Jashin**
R-Right...
***SIGN*** Yukizuru
***SIGN*** Yukizuru
***SIGN*** Yukizuru
***SIGN*** Yukizuru
***SIGN*** Yukizuru
***SIGN*** Yukizuru
***SIGN*** Yukizuru
***SIGN*** Yukizuru
***SIGN*** Yukizuru
***SIGN*** Yukizuru
***SIGN*** Yukizuru
**[07:56] Medusa**
Is this...
**[07:58] Yurine**
There it is.
**[07:59] Yurine**
This is the pastry I was looking for.
**[08:03] Medusa**
What is this familiar feeling?
**[08:06] Medusa**
Is it déjà vu?
**[08:07] Medusa**
A shop with a history... Pousser...
**[08:09] Jashin**
I'm getting a Charmonix and this pudding.
**[08:12] Yurine**
I almost forgot.
**[08:14] Yurine**
Jashin-chan, you haven't
apologized for eating my pudding.
**[08:18] Jashin**
Uh, Yurine-san? Where's this coming from?
**[08:21] Jashin**
You already punished me...
**[08:23] Yurine**
You haven't apologized to me yet.
**[08:27] Yurine**
I'll need you to show me just
how sincere you really are.
**[08:34] Girl**
Thank you very much.
**[08:36] Jashin**
She forced me to pay for everyone.
**[08:38] ---**
Serves you right.
***SIGN*** Let's head to the next one!
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Kiusu Earthwork Burial Circles
**[08:41] ---**
Kiusu Earthwork Burial Circles
**[08:41] Yurine**
The Kiusu Earthwork Burial Circles.
**[08:43] Yurine**
They're trying to get this registered
as a World Heritage Site.
**[08:46] All**
Wow...
**[08:48] DevilA**
The Kiusu Earthwork Burial Circles are a
collection of graves made in the late Jomon period.
**[08:52] DevilA**
In the Jomon—
***SIGN*** Let's head to the next one!
**[08:56] Yurine**
And this is our main
tourist attraction for today:
**[08:59] Yurine**
Lake Shikotsu.
**[09:02] DevilA**
Lake Shikotsu is the second-largest
caldera lake in Japan,
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Lake Shikotsu
**[09:02] ---**
Lake Shikotsu
**[09:06] DevilA**
the second-deepest lake in Japan,
**[09:09] DevilA**
and its water quality was the best in Japan
for eleven years, but now, it's second-best!
**[09:13] DevilA**
Do you know what that means?
**[09:16] DevilA**
What do you think of Lake Shikotsu now?!
Greatest in Japan, right?!
**[09:24] Minos**
Look! Boats!
***SIGN*** Those look like fun!
**[09:27] Yurine**
Let's ride them later.
**[09:30] Jashin**
You novices just don't get it.
**[09:32] Jashin**
You don't ride boats.
**[09:34] Jashin**
You bet on them!
**[09:35] Medusa**
What are you talking about, Jashin-chan?!
***SIGN*** The water is so clear.
**[09:40] Yurine**
Unbelievably so.
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Lake Shikotsu Visitors' Center
**[09:43] ---**
Lake Shikotsu Visitors' Center
***SIGN*** Pennennolde
**[09:55] Jashin**
Oh, there's a deer. How cute.
**[09:59] Jashin**
Come on, come on...
**[10:06] Jashin**
Y-You're...
**[10:08] Jashin**
Azusa...
**[10:09] Jashin**
Azusa 2?!
**[10:17] Jashin**
The Azusa 2 I summoned after
I came to the human realm,
**[10:20] Jashin**
and then killed almost immediately!
**[10:28] Jashin**
S-Stay away!
**[10:29] Jashin**
Stop! Stay away from me!
***SIGN*** Pochette
**[10:35] Jashin**
Ouch...
**[10:44] Jashin**
What's that you're eati—
***SIGN*** Lake Shikotsu
***SIGN*** Marukoma
***SIGN*** Hot Spring Hotel
***SIGN*** Pass for
***SIGN*** 5 Guests
**[10:46] Jashin**
The lodging ticket Yurine
gave me to hold onto!
**[10:48] Jashin**
No, don't—
***SIGN*** Gulp
***SIGN*** Gulp
***SIGN*** Gulp
***SIGN*** Gulp
**[10:53] Jashin**
It ate the ticket...
**[10:55] Minos**
Jashin-chan, what're you doing?
***SIGN*** Oh, a deer! How cute!
**[11:01] Medusa**
It ran away.
**[11:03] Yurine**
Ready to head to our hotel now?
**[11:06] Minos**
I wonder what meals they serve there.
**[11:08] Jashin**
U-Um...
**[11:08] Medusa**
I can't wait to try out the hot spring.
**[11:10] Yurine**
I heard they even have an
open-air bath you can reserve.
**[11:13] Yurine**
You won't have to wear your paper bag.
**[11:16] Medusa**
Really?! That's great!
**[11:17] Jashin**
Um, actually...
**[11:18] Minos**
It's funny picturing you naked
with just a paper bag on your head.
**[11:22] Minos**
Right, Jashin-chan?
**[11:23] Jashin**
Uh... Y-Yeah...
***SIGN*** I can't wait!
**[11:26] Jashin**
*I can't tell them right now!*
**[11:29] Jashin**
I-I'm going to use the bathroom
before we head to the hotel!
**[11:34] Minos**
There's nothing but forest that way.
***SIGN*** No manners at all.
**[11:37] Jashin**
Crap, crap, crap! What am I gonna do?!
**[11:40] Jashin**
They're all so excited about this!
**[11:43] Jashin**
I have to get that ticket back,
even it it means slicing open that deer!
**[11:47] Jashin**
Yurine's gonna kill me otherwise!
**[11:49] Jashin**
Where are you, you damn deer?!
***SIGN*** Watch Out for Bears !
**[12:02] Pekola**
We're just a stone's throw
from Lake Shikotsu,
**[12:05] Pekola**
and we run into a bear?!
**[12:07] Lierre**
It was the perfect opportunity
to retrain you three.
**[12:11] Lierre**
Poporon, Pino, how long
are you going to lay there?
**[12:14] Both**
Gulp...
**[12:15] Pekola**
Come on, you two! What good are
we if we can't protect our Lord?!
**[12:18] Pekola**
Even without our halos,
**[12:20] Pekola**
as angels, we must protect our Lord,
even if it means sacrificing ourselves!
**[12:26] Jashin**
Deer! Deer! Deer! Deer! Deer!
Deer! Deer! Deer! Deer! Deer!
**[12:28] Jashin**
Where is that deer?!
**[12:38] Jashin**
Ow!
**[12:39] Jashin**
What the heck was that?
**[12:43] Poporon**
Meat and Potatoes?
**[12:44] Poporon**
What in the world are you doing here?
**[12:47] Jashin**
What about you guys? Why are you here?
**[12:50] Lierre**
We have business at Lake Shikotsu.
**[12:52] Lierre**
We're on our way there now.
**[12:54] Lierre**
I just thought this bear presented a
perfect opportunity to retrain these three.
**[12:59] Jashin**
Gah! I lost the deer's trail!
**[13:03] Jashin**
What do I do now? Yurine's gonna kill me!
**[13:07] Lierre**
You make such a big fuss out of everything.
**[13:09] Pino**
*If Jashin-chan-san is here,*
**[13:12] Pino**
* does that mean Hanazono-san and*
* the other devils are in Hokkaido, too?*
**[13:16] Pino**
*This might be my chance!*
**[13:18] Jashin**
By the way, where are
you guys staying tonight?
**[13:22] Poporon**
Huh? That's none of your business.
**[13:25] Jashin**
Yes, it is!
**[13:26] Jashin**
It's not the long-standing
traditional inn with the natural
**[13:29] ---**
open-air bath that has a full
view of Lake Shikotsu, is it?!
**[13:32] Poporon**
How did you know?
**[13:34] Lierre**
That's right. It's the
Marukoma Hot Spring Hotel.
**[13:39] Jashin**
Give it to me.
**[13:41] Jashin**
I've waited 666 billion
years for this moment!
**[13:44] Jashin**
Hand over your ticket
to that hotel right now!
**[13:47] Poporon**
What are you even saying?
Are you right in the head?
**[13:51] Pino**
She's right. We're not going to give
up our lodging ticket that easily.
**[13:55] Pino**
You need to at least win
it from us in a contest.
**[13:58] Poporon**
Wait, Pino...
**[13:59] Jashin**
You'll give it to me if I win?
**[14:01] Pino**
There's no way a low-ranked devil
like you could beat Lierre-sama.
**[14:06] Pino**
Lierre-sama, let us show this
fool the power of Heaven.
**[14:10] Pino**
*If Jashin-chan-san agrees to fight us now,*
**[14:13] Pino**
* I might get out of being*
* punished by Lierre-sama.*
***SIGN*** Jashin-chan!
**[14:18] Medusa**
We were worried about you, you know.
**[14:20] Minos**
There was a bathroom at
the shop we were just in.
**[14:23] Yurine**
You just had to take off
so far into the forest...
**[14:26] Jashin**
*Crap! Yurine's here already!*
**[14:30] Jashin**
*If it's come to this...*
**[14:31] Jashin**
Time for the first Devil vs. Angel
Lake Shikotsu boat race!
**[14:37] Yurine**
Where's this coming from?
**[14:39] Jashin**
I mean, there must be a reason
we ran into them here.
**[14:41] Jashin**
We were just saying that since we're all here,
we should have a boat race.
**[14:46] Poporon**
We weren't saying that at all!
**[14:47] Jashin**
We totally were!
**[14:49] Jashin**
That's pretty much the gist of what
we were talking about, right?
***SIGN*** Boats?
***SIGN*** I want to ride in a boat!
**[14:56] Yurine**
Let's go ride them right now.
**[14:58] Minos**
You did say we should ride them later.
***SIGN*** Yay!
**[15:06] Jashin**
I'll explain the rules!
**[15:08] Jashin**
We'll launch from here
**[15:10] Jashin**
and complete a counter-clockwise lap
around the edge of Lake Shikotsu.
**[15:13] Jashin**
The first team to reach
Yamasentetsu Bridge wins.
**[15:16] Yurine**
Jashin-chan, Lake Shikotsu covers an
area bigger than the Yamanote Line.
**[15:21] Jashin**
What? For real?
**[15:23] Lierre**
No matter.
**[15:24] Lierre**
Any less than that wouldn't
be worth calling a contest.
**[15:28] Lierre**
You three, stay right there.
**[15:30] Lierre**
I can handle this myself.
**[15:33] Pino**
* If Lierre-sama focuses her*
* attention on the race,*
**[15:35] Pino**
*maybe I can push her out of the boat.*
**[15:37] Jashin**
Hey! I'm the one who's gonna drive!
***SIGN*** Aw...
**[15:41] Medusa**
But these swan boats are pedal-powered,
**[15:44] Medusa**
and you might not be able
to pedal with your tail.
**[15:47] Yurine**
Why don't you use a rowboat, Jashin-chan?
**[15:50] Yurine**
I'll be having fun with this one.
**[15:53] Yurine**
Okay, take your marks.
**[15:55] Jashin**
Minos! Now's the time to make use
of your insane brute strength!
**[15:59] Minos**
You can count on me!
**[16:00] Yurine**
Set...
**[16:02] Yurine**
Bang!
**[16:04] Jashin**
All right!
**[16:05] Jashin**
That's my musclebrain, Minos!
**[16:08] Medusa**
So fast!
**[16:09] Pino**
Lierre-sama, at this pace...
**[16:11] Poporon**
Our lodging ticket...
**[16:13] Lierre**
Don't worry.
**[16:22] Jashin**
They're-comin'-they're-comin'
they're-comin'-they're-comin'!
**[16:23] Jashin**
They're gonna catch us, Minos!
**[16:32] Jashin**
Speed up! They'll get too far ahead of us!
**[16:35] Minos**
You got it!
**[16:41] Jashin**
All right!
**[16:43] Jashin**
Minos, we can take the inside on
the next corner and cut them off!
**[16:46] Minos**
Right!
**[16:46] Poporon**
Lierre-sama, they've almost caught up!
**[16:49] Lierre**
Oh? Not bad.
**[16:51] Lierre**
But they're creating too many
waves on the lake's surface.
**[16:55] Lierre**
It looks like they've
awakened the master of the lake.
**[17:00] Jashin**
What's that shadow?
**[17:02] Minos**
This is bad!
**[17:07] Medusa**
What's that?
**[17:09] Medusa**
Jashin-chan!
***SIGN*** Minos-oneechan!
**[17:11] Poporon**
Oh, my. I think Meat and Potatoes is dead.
**[17:16] Minos**
Jashin-chan, where are you?!
**[17:20] Jashin**
*No...*
**[17:21] Jashin**
*I'll lose at this rate!*
**[17:25] Jashin**
*God, I'll never do anything bad again!*
**[17:28] Jashin**
* Just, please, let me take this*
* lodging ticket from the angels!*
**[17:32] Jashin**
* Let me cover up the fact*
* that I lost our ticket!*
**[17:35] DevilA**
A devil asking God for help...
**[17:46] Jashin**
You're... going to help me?
**[18:04] Jashin**
Chippu Jashin-chan is here!
**[18:06] All**
Huh?!
**[18:09] Poporon**
What *is* that?
**[18:11] Jashin**
Yo! Hand over your lodging ticket!
**[18:15] Jashin**
I'm gonna get it before
Yurine finds out the truth!
**[18:18] Yurine**
I see. So that's what's going on.
**[18:21] Pino**
* Lierre-sama's attention*
* is focused on Jashin-chan-san.*
**[18:24] Pino**
*I'll never have another chance like this!*
**[18:28] Pino**
*I need you to die, Lierre-sama!*
**[18:45] Lierre**
You saved me, Pino.
**[18:47] Lierre**
It's difficult for me to control
my power in this form.
**[18:50] Lierre**
I was almost in real trouble.
**[18:52] Pino**
I-I'm just glad I could be of help.
**[18:55] Poporon**
*This girl...*
**[18:57] Yurine**
So, what was this whole farce about?
***SIGN*** Repairing with
Instant Glue (2nd Time)
**[19:00] Jashin**
Um, well... uh...
**[19:04] Yurine**
Oh, forget it. Let's just go to the hotel.
***SIGN*** Yay!
**[19:09] Minos**
I'm starving!
***SIGN*** Marukoma Hot Spring
**[19:13] Sasaki**
Hanazono Yurine-sama and
her four devil companions?
**[19:13] ---**
m 0 0 l 100 0 100 100 0 100
**[19:13] ---**
Marukoma Hot Spring
Sasaki-san
**[19:17] Sasaki**
Yes, we have your reservation.
**[19:19] Jashin**
Huh?
**[19:20] Yurine**
I booked it online.
**[19:22] Yurine**
We didn't need the physical copy.
**[19:26] Sasaki**
And you are Lierre-sama and
her two angel companions?
**[19:30] Pino**
Hanazono-san, please...
please stay close to me!
**[19:34] Yurine**
Huh?
**[19:35] Lierre**
What are you doing? Honestly, girl...
**[19:38] Yurine**
Well, since we're all here...
**[19:41] Minos**
Wow, it's huge!
**[19:44] Yurine**
I'm glad the biggest room was available.
***SIGN*** I've never spent a night with this many people before!
**[19:50] Sasaki**
Enjoy your stay.
**[19:52] Lierre**
I never dreamed I'd have to
lay my head down next to devils.
**[19:56] Jashin**
Let's have a pillow fight later!
**[19:59] Yurine**
I guess we should start with a bath.
**[20:04] Jashin**
It's the entire Lake Shikotsu!
**[20:10] Minos**
This feels great.
***SIGN*** It's really deep.
**[20:14] Medusa**
It's connected to the lake,
**[20:16] Medusa**
so the water level changes with the seasons.
**[20:21] Pino**
Lierre-sama!
**[20:23] Lierre**
Thanks... A bath you have to
stand up in is certainly unusual...
**[20:29] Jashin**
What is it, Noel-san?
**[20:30] Poporon**
I feel like there's something
we've been forgetting this whole time.
**[20:36] Jashin**
Don't waste your energy on little details
in front of a great view like this!
**[20:40] Jashin**
Just sing a song and forget about it!
**[20:44] Jashin**
Jashin-chan will now sing "Chitose."
**[20:48] Poporon**
*You're* going to sing?
**[20:50] Lierre**
You know that song?
**[20:53] Jashin**
Want to sing it with me?
**[20:58] Poporon**
Where is this music coming from?
**[21:00] Jashin**
Don't worry about the details.
**[21:04] [SONG] Song**
I met you up near the blue sky
**[21:09] [SONG] Song**
The first year,
my impression of you was terrible
**[21:13] [SONG] Song**
The second year,
we looked at two different skies
**[21:17] [SONG] Song**
The third year,
we gazed at the azaleas side by side
**[21:23] [SONG] Song**
So many memories made
in our hometown, Chitose
**[21:27] [SONG] Song**
I'm so happy to know your name
**[21:35] Jashin**
What a feast!
**[21:37] Medusa**
It looks delicious!
**[21:40] Lierre**
So this is chippu sashimi...
**[21:43] Lierre**
It was worth coming all the way to Hokkaido.
**[21:45] Both**
Let's dig in!
**[21:50] Jashin**
Yummy!
**[21:52] Medusa**
Glad to hear it.
**[21:55] Jashin**
Yummy!
**[21:57] Jashin**
I was so hungry!
**[22:00] Jashin**
Yummy!
**[22:00] Poporon**
* That's right... I knew we*
* were forgetting something.*
**[22:04] Poporon**
* We never found Pekola-sama*
* after that bear took her.*
**[22:08] Poporon**
Delicious!
***SIGN*** Scrumptious!
**[22:10] Minos**
Chippu is the best!
**[22:12] Poporon**
Oh, well.
**[22:21] Pekola**
I thought I was done for...
**[22:30] All**
Thank you for the meal!
**[22:32] Yurine**
Wait, where's Jashin-chan?
**[22:34] Medusa**
Oh, she said she wanted to visit
the hot spring one more time.
**[22:41] Jashin**
Ah, Chitose was great.
**[22:44] Jashin**
I'm not sure why, but I feel like
I should be grateful to everyone.
**[22:49] Jashin**
Thank you, everyone.
**[22:51] Jashin**
I want to do something in return...
**[22:59] Jashin**
Wow, this hot spring just got even better.
**[23:02] Jashin**
Thank you!
**[23:06] Yurine**
Jashin-chan...
**[23:08] Yurine**
You're such a...
**[23:13] Jashin**
From Heaven straight to Hell...
**[23:17] Yurine**
You're going to offer twenty million
liters of your own blood in apology.
**[23:22] Jashin**
This is truly an anime paid for by
the taxpayers' blood, sweat, and tears...
***SIGN*** She's hopeless.
**[23:29] Pekola**
Yum! Chippu is the best!
Chitose is the best!
**[23:33] Jashin**
Everyone, thank you so much!
**[23:35] Pekola**
Thank you so much!
# Season 3 - Dropkick on My Devil!!! X
# E1 - Armageddon Karuta X
Source: [Crunchyroll](https://www.crunchyroll.com/watch/GN7UD9KZ4/armageddon-karuta-x)
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**[00:05] DevilA**
*Her name is Hanazono Yurine.*
**[00:09] DevilA**
* She is the most powerful*
* necromancer in this land,*
**[00:13] DevilA**
* and the one who conveys the*
* wishes of the devil to the people;*
**[00:16] DevilA**
* the guardian of blood passed*
* down from days long past.*
**[00:20] DevilA**
* The people fear her,*
* calling her by this name:*
**[00:24] DevilA**
*Black Xavier, the Evangelist of the Devil.*
**[00:30] Yurine**
*At least...*
**[00:31] Yurine**
*That's what I fantasized at one time.*
**[00:36] Yurine**
*But then, one day, I summoned her.*
**[00:41] Yurine**
* A wicked devil.*
* The very embodiment of evil.*
**[00:50] Jashin**
Welcome home, Yurine.
**[00:54] Yurine**
Thanks, Jashin-chan.
**[00:56] Yurine**
* Yes, this is that devil. No matter how*
* you look at her, she's clearly a devil.*
**[01:01] Yurine**
* This part especially is*
* unmistakably devilish.*
**[01:05] Yurine**
I bought the minced meat cutlets you like.
**[01:08] Yurine**
We can have them for dinner tonight.
**[01:11] Jashin**
*An opening!*
**[01:12] Jashin**
Die, Yurine!
**[01:14] Jashin**
This time... This time...
*This* time, you will die!
**[01:18] Jashin**
If I kill you, my summoner,
I can go back to Hell!
**[01:22] Jashin**
Third time's the charm!
This time, I'll kill you for sure!
**[01:26] Jashin**
Taste my ultimate killer move!
Jashin-chan Dropkick!
**[01:36] Jashin**
Huh? I... hit her?
**[01:39] Jashin**
I really did it?
**[01:43] Jashin**
It took until the third season,
but at last, I've beaten Yur—
**[01:46] Yurine**
Okay...
**[01:47] Yurine**
How many times do you
have to try to kill me?
**[01:52] Yurine**
Maybe I'll hold on to these
minced meat cutlets for a while.
**[01:57] Jashin**
Forgive me! Forgive me, Yurine!
**[02:00] Jashin**
Please forgive me, Yurine!
**[02:10] Yurine**
Heh.
**[02:12] Yurine**
*Dropkick on My Devil!! X*...
**[02:15] Both**
...begins now!
**[03:53] Yurine**
What's that serious look all about?
**[03:56] Jashin**
For our third anime adaptation,
*Dropkick on My Devil!! X*,
**[04:01] Jashin**
I've decided to present
my character differently.
**[04:04] Jashin**
From now on, Jashin-chan
is going to be serious.
**[04:07] Yurine**
I see. So you're going for a
different taste. Interesting idea.
**[04:15] Yurine**
Hey, maybe I'll change my character, too.
**[04:20] Yurine**
I like everything to be beautiful.
**[04:25] Yurine**
Maybe this is how I'll stay for the
whole of *Dropkick on My Devil!! X*.
**[04:29] Minos**
Jashin-chan!
***SIGN*** Beef
**[04:31] Minos**
Let's play video games!
**[04:33] Medusa**
I bought some Fresh Moon cakes!
***SIGN*** We're here to visit.
***SIGN*** Beef
**[04:36] Yurine**
Oh, my. All of your art
has changed, as well.
**[04:40] Yurine**
Minos, you appear to be in
a children's cartoon style.
**[04:43] Yurine**
You give the impression
of a healthy, fiery youth.
**[04:45] Yurine**
Medusa, your appearance was
always based on a 90s style,
**[04:49] Yurine**
but it's leaning that way even more now.
**[04:52] Yurine**
And Per-chan, your soft, graceful look is
like something out of Last Fantasy.
**[04:57] Minos**
Yeah, before I knew it,
this is how I was drawn!
**[05:01] Poporon**
Hello, it's Genesis!
**[05:03] Poporon**
I brought your two sets of ramen
with half orders of fried rice!
***SIGN*** Wow, Poporon-chan, you look like you're straight out of a shojo manga.
**[05:12] Poporon**
Really?
**[05:13] Poporon**
I don't feel like I've changed that much...
**[05:15] Minos**
Yeah, you looked like a shojo
manga character to begin with!
**[05:30] Yurine**
She's eating so nice and quiet.
**[05:33] Medusa**
Jashin-chan seems unusually serious today.
**[05:36] Pino**
Hanazono-san!
**[05:37] Pino**
I looked in your bathroom mirror before my
shower, and saw that I look like this now!
**[05:42] Medusa**
Pino-chan looks about the same as always.
**[05:46] Yurine**
No, look closer.
**[05:48] Yurine**
The more adult features that we've
tried to keep to a minimum in this show
**[05:52] Yurine**
are much more pronounced on her now.
**[05:57] Poporon**
Because she came out here in her underwear?
**[06:00] Tex**
Thank
You for
the Meal
**[06:00] Tex**
Thank
You for
the Meal
**[06:01] Pekola**
Bread crusts are delicious!
**[06:06] Pekola**
Oh, you're all here?
**[06:09] Minos**
Pekola-chan and Beth look like
characters from a Showa-era gag manga!
**[06:14] Poporon**
Pekola-sama, look how much you've shrunk.
**[06:17] Pekola**
Have I?
**[06:20] Ran**
Ni hao!
**[06:21] Kyon**
How are you all doing?
**[06:22] Minos**
Whoa! They're from a tearjerker game!
**[06:24] Yurine**
I wonder if they're sick or something.
**[06:27] Ran**
No, not at all!
**[06:28] Kyon**
We're healthy and strong!
And we love taiyaki!
**[06:33] Yurine**
You haven't said anything or
made any snappy comebacks at all.
***SIGN*** Keeping
Quiet
***SIGN*** Keeping
Quiet
**[06:41] Yurine**
I don't think just staying quiet
constitutes being serious...
**[06:46] Minos**
Per-chan, you even look
cute in that graceful style!
**[06:46] Poporon**
Pekola-sama, you're so tiny.
**[06:48] Pekola**
Indeed, indeed.
**[06:51] Yurine**
*This is such a chaotic sight...*
**[06:55] Yurine**
I think our visuals need
to be consistent after all.
**[06:58] Yurine**
Everyone, go back to the way you
were by the end of the eyecatch.
**[07:02] All**
Okay!
**[07:02] Mino**
'Kay!
**[07:03] Pekola**
Got it!
**[07:04] Pino**
I sure want to...
**[07:05] Poporon**
But we can't?
**[07:11] DevilA**
Moo.
***SIGN*** Moo
**[07:15] DevilA**
This is Jinbocho in Chiyoda Ward.
**[07:17] DevilA**
Happy New Year, everyone!
**[07:24] Pekola**
* My Lord, I am yet again*
* about to commit a sin.*
**[07:29] Pekola**
* I have accepted an invitation from the witch*
* to once more set foot in the Sabbat's domicile...*
**[07:37] (Flashback) Yurine**
It's New Year's,
so come over for some ozoni.
**[07:42] Pekola**
Ozoni...
**[07:44] Pekola**
Well, it *is* New Year's.
I'm sure my Lord will forgive me!
**[07:50] DevilA**
Your "Lord" is not a Shinto god!
***SIGN*** A warm meal
with a warm family
was the hallucination I saw
***SIGN*** I don't turn to stone
even if I look at Medusa,
thanks to the bracelet
I bought at a stall in Akiba
***SIGN*** Not bad
for a
pig
**[07:57] Yurine**
It's still a little too early to eat,
**[07:59] Yurine**
so let's play some karuta
to work up an appetite.
**[08:02] Ran**
Do your best, Kyon-Kyon!
**[08:04] Kyon**
Okay!
**[08:05] Poporon**
Isn't karuta kind of childish?
**[08:07] Pino**
I won't lose to you, Poporon.
**[08:09] Pino**
If I'm so weak I lose to the likes of you,
**[08:10] Minos**
I haven't played karuta since grade school.
**[08:11] Pino**
pursuers from Heaven
would overcome me easily.
***SIGN*** I'm a little worried I might get hurt.
**[08:15] Jashin**
Hah! You weakling. You'll make your
teacher in Hell cry, talking like that.
**[08:16] Pino**
So I can't afford to lose now.
**[08:19] Pino**
That's right.
***SIGN*** What makes my mother cry is having a useless student who can't even go back to Hell.
**[08:23] Pino**
I mean, it's true, isn't it?
I can't afford to lose.
**[08:26] Jashin**
You impertinent brat! If you weren't
Sensei's daughter, I'd beat you to a pulp!
***SIGN*** You didn't forget about when you broke my leg, did you?
**[08:35] Yurine**
The new year is young.
Don't start fighting already.
**[08:39] Jashin**
*Still...*
**[08:40] Jashin**
* By complete chance, this has turned into a*
* battle between devils, angels, and humans.*
**[08:45] Jashin**
* One could call this a*
* practice run for Armageddon.*
**[08:49] Jashin**
* I can't lose when the*
* new year's just begun!*
**[08:52] Yurine**
You'd better not cheat.
**[08:54] Jashin**
Huh? Well, of course I won't...
**[08:57] Jashin**
And you know, if you
damage a child's self-esteem
**[09:00] Jashin**
by saying that before they even start
playing, you'll never be a good parent.
**[09:03] Yurine**
I told you, I'm never going to be a parent.
**[09:06] Medusa**
Okay, I'll start reading now.
**[09:08] Medusa**
"Not bad for a pig."
**[09:10] Jashin**
"Not..." "Not..."
**[09:10] Kyon**
Hmm, where is it?
**[09:12] Yurine**
There!
**[09:14] Pekola**
Th-That was fast!
**[09:17] Minos**
That was amazing, Yurine-chan!
**[09:17] Jashin**
* H-How is she so fast?*
* Is that kind of speed even human?*
**[09:22] Medusa**
I'll read the next one now.
**[09:24] Medusa**
"A warm meal with a warm family
was the hallucination I saw."
**[09:28] Pekola**
Here!
**[09:29] Yurine**
Well done.
**[09:32] Medusa**
"Little cyclops is
short-lived and panty-free."
**[09:37] Kyon**
Aiya!
***SIGN*** Aw, she beat me to it.
**[09:41] Ran**
Nice one, Kyon-Kyon!
**[09:42] Medusa**
"Before her departure at 8 AM,
Azusa 2's last words were 'forever dream.'"
***SIGN*** Oh, there it is!
***SIGN*** Huh?
***SIGN*** Jashin-chan?
**[09:53] Jashin**
Azusa 2... It was all Yurine's fault...
**[09:57] Yurine**
It was *your* fault.
**[09:58] Jashin**
If you hadn't dodged my attack...
**[10:00] Minos**
Yeah, that was Jashin-chan's fault.
***SIGN*** It really was.
**[10:04] Medusa**
I'll read the next one now.
**[10:07] Medusa**
"The assassin that popped out of the
closet was a moronic fallen angel."
**[10:11] Medusa**
"The halo she lost was
taken out with the trash,
**[10:13] Medusa**
and now she can't go home,
so she lives in a box."
***SIGN*** Ah, found it!
**[10:18] Pekola**
Without my halo, I can't use my
powers or even go back to Heaven...
**[10:24] Pino**
And because you're such a moron,
**[10:27] Pino**
even those of us who came to finish
you off got dragged down with you.
**[10:30] Poporon**
All because you're such a moron.
**[10:34] Medusa**
U-Uh...
**[10:37] Medusa**
"Door L2 leads to the secluded
Philippine region of El Nido."
**[10:40] Jashin**
Where is it? Where is it?!
***SIGN*** Door L2 leads to
the secluded
Philippine region of
El Nido
**[10:44] Pekola**
There!
**[10:46] Jashin**
Hey. What do you think you're doing?
**[10:50] Pekola**
Huh? I just took the card.
Isn't that the point of the game?
**[10:54] Jashin**
You stupid fallen angel!
Let me get one already!
**[10:57] Pekola**
Let you get one? But you
hadn't even spotted that one.
**[11:01] Jashin**
What was that?!
**[11:04] Minos**
Hey, c'mon, don't fight.
***SIGN*** You're still such a short-tempered devil.
**[11:08] Jashin**
Ugh! I hate you all!
**[11:11] Jashin**
Medusa! Next!
**[11:12] Medusa**
O-Okay...
**[11:14] Medusa**
"Green onion stolen.
A 100-yen coin left in its place."
**[11:18] Jashin**
Where is it? "Green onion..."
Where's "green onion"?
**[11:23] Jashin**
Green onion!
**[11:24] Miku**
Shopping! Shopping!
**[11:27] Jashin**
You!
**[11:30] Jashin**
Green onion stolen!
**[11:31] Miku**
Wh-What?
**[11:33] Jashin**
And you get 100 yen for it!
**[11:38] Miku**
I bought that green onion
for 90 yen, so it's all good.
**[11:42] Jashin**
I got the green onion!
**[11:44] Yurine**
You're supposed to get the card,
not an actual green onion.
**[11:49] Jashin**
Argh! Next time... Next time!
***SIGN*** Jashin-chan swore
she would win
next time, but...
**[11:53] DevilA**
Jashin-chan swore she
would win next time, but...
***SIGN*** Our holy idol
lives and works
at Genesis,
wearing straw sandals
***SIGN*** Our holy idol
lives and works
at Genesis,
wearing straw sandals
**[11:58] Medusa**
"Our holy idol lives and works at
Genesis, wearing straw sandals."
***SIGN*** Our holy idol
lives and works
at Genesis,
wearing straw sandals
***SIGN*** Our holy idol
lives and works
at Genesis,
wearing straw sandals
***SIGN*** Our holy idol
lives and works
at Genesis,
wearing straw sandals
***SIGN*** Our holy idol
lives and works
at Genesis,
wearing straw sandals
***SIGN*** Our holy idol
lives and works
at Genesis,
wearing straw sandals
***SIGN*** Our holy idol
lives and works
at Genesis,
wearing straw sandals
***SIGN*** Our holy idol
lives and works
at Genesis,
wearing straw sandals
***SIGN*** Our holy idol
lives and works
at Genesis,
wearing straw sandals
***SIGN*** Everyone is
surely waiting
for the tsuchinoko's
sexy scene
***SIGN*** Our holy idol
lives and works
at Genesis,
wearing straw sandals
***SIGN*** Everyone is
surely waiting
for the tsuchinoko's
sexy scene
***SIGN*** Our holy idol
lives and works
at Genesis,
wearing straw sandals
***SIGN*** Everyone is
surely waiting
for the tsuchinoko's
sexy scene
***SIGN*** Our holy idol
lives and works
at Genesis,
wearing straw sandals
***SIGN*** Everyone is
surely waiting
for the tsuchinoko's
sexy scene
***SIGN*** Our holy idol
lives and works
at Genesis,
wearing straw sandals
***SIGN*** Everyone is
surely waiting
for the tsuchinoko's
sexy scene
**[12:03] Poporon**
Here!
***SIGN*** Our holy idol
lives and works
at Genesis,
wearing straw sandals
***SIGN*** Everyone is
surely waiting
for the tsuchinoko's
sexy scene
***SIGN*** Everyone is
surely waiting
for the tsuchinoko's
sexy scene
**[12:03] Medusa**
"Everyone is surely waiting for
the tsuchinoko's sexy scene."
***SIGN*** Everyone is
surely waiting
for the tsuchinoko's
sexy scene
***SIGN*** Everyone is
surely waiting
for the tsuchinoko's
sexy scene
***SIGN*** Everyone is
surely waiting
for the tsuchinoko's
sexy scene
***SIGN*** Everyone is
surely waiting
for the tsuchinoko's
sexy scene
***SIGN*** Everyone is
surely waiting
for the tsuchinoko's
sexy scene
***SIGN*** Everyone is
surely waiting
for the tsuchinoko's
sexy scene
***SIGN*** Everyone is
surely waiting
for the tsuchinoko's
sexy scene
***SIGN*** Everyone is
surely waiting
for the tsuchinoko's
sexy scene
***SIGN*** Everyone is
surely waiting
for the tsuchinoko's
sexy scene
**[12:07] Kyon**
Got it!
**[12:08] Medusa**
"I don't turn to stone, even if I look at Medusa,
***SIGN*** I don't turn to stone
even if I look at Medusa,
thanks to the bracelet
I bought at a stall in Akiba
***SIGN*** I don't turn to stone
even if I look at Medusa,
thanks to the bracelet
I bought at a stall in Akiba
***SIGN*** I don't turn to stone
even if I look at Medusa,
thanks to the bracelet
I bought at a stall in Akiba
***SIGN*** I don't turn to stone
even if I look at Medusa,
thanks to the bracelet
I bought at a stall in Akiba
***SIGN*** I don't turn to stone
even if I look at Medusa,
thanks to the bracelet
I bought at a stall in Akiba
***SIGN*** I don't turn to stone
even if I look at Medusa,
thanks to the bracelet
I bought at a stall in Akiba
***SIGN*** "Lonely me"
and "sashimi"
sound alike
**[12:11] Medusa**
thanks to the bracelet I
bought at a stall in Akiba."
***SIGN*** I don't turn to stone
even if I look at Medusa,
thanks to the bracelet
I bought at a stall in Akiba
***SIGN*** "Lonely me"
and "sashimi"
sound alike
***SIGN*** I don't turn to stone
even if I look at Medusa,
thanks to the bracelet
I bought at a stall in Akiba
***SIGN*** "Lonely me"
and "sashimi"
sound alike
***SIGN*** I don't turn to stone
even if I look at Medusa,
thanks to the bracelet
I bought at a stall in Akiba
***SIGN*** "Lonely me"
and "sashimi"
sound alike
***SIGN*** I don't turn to stone
even if I look at Medusa,
thanks to the bracelet
I bought at a stall in Akiba
***SIGN*** "Lonely me"
and "sashimi"
sound alike
***SIGN*** I don't turn to stone
even if I look at Medusa,
thanks to the bracelet
I bought at a stall in Akiba
***SIGN*** "Lonely me"
and "sashimi"
sound alike
**[12:13] Yurine**
Here.
***SIGN*** I don't turn to stone
even if I look at Medusa,
thanks to the bracelet
I bought at a stall in Akiba
***SIGN*** "Lonely me"
and "sashimi"
sound alike
***SIGN*** "Lonely me"
and "sashimi"
sound alike
***SIGN*** "Lonely me"
and "sashimi"
sound alike
**[12:14] Medusa**
"'Lonely me' and 'sashimi' sound alike."
***SIGN*** "Lonely me"
and "sashimi"
sound alike
***SIGN*** "Lonely me"
and "sashimi"
sound alike
***SIGN*** "Lonely me"
and "sashimi"
sound alike
***SIGN*** "Lonely me"
and "sashimi"
sound alike
***SIGN*** "Lonely me"
and "sashimi"
sound alike
***SIGN*** "Lonely me"
and "sashimi"
sound alike
**[12:16] Pino**
Here!
**[12:17] Pino**
Now that I'm giving karuta a try,
it's actually quite fun.
***SIGN*** Devil A
**[12:22] DevilA**
Jashin-chan can't even get a single card.
***SIGN*** Devil A
***SIGN*** Jashin-chan
can't even get
a single card
**[12:27] Jashin**
*Th-This is bad.*
**[12:29] Jashin**
*If this keeps up, I'll lose.*
**[12:31] Jashin**
* There's no need to get serious*
* over a silly game like this,*
**[12:34] Jashin**
*but as a devil, losing cannot be tolerated!*
**[12:37] Jashin**
* Maybe it's about time I taught*
* these guys how cruel reality is.*
**[12:42] Medusa**
"Almond Shot, Almond Shot,
Under Almond Shot."
**[12:46] Pekola**
Found it!
***SIGN*** Wham
**[12:48] Jashin**
Whoops! My hand slipped!
***SIGN*** Wham
**[12:52] Pekola**
Wh-What was that for?!
**[12:54] Yurine**
You actually cheated, didn't you?
**[12:56] Jashin**
That wasn't cheating. My hand just slipped.
**[13:00] Yurine**
You know what'll happen if
you do that again, don't you?
**[13:04] Jashin**
Of course I do!
***SIGN*** She has no idea, does she?
**[13:07] Minos**
Nope.
**[13:08] Jashin**
Medusa! Read the next card already!
**[13:11] Medusa**
Okay...
**[13:12] Medusa**
"Heh. This is my second deadly move after
my deadly dropkick, Royal Copenhagen."
**[13:19] Medusa**
"I named it after the Danish porcelain
manufacturer because it sounded cool."
***SIGN*** Heh. This is my second deadly move
after my deadly dropkick,
Royal Copenhagen. I named it after
the Danish porcelain manufacturer
because it sounded cool.
**[13:24] Jashin**
You're not getting this one! Second
deadly move: Royal Copenhagen!
**[13:28] Jashin**
Whoops! My hand slipped again!
**[13:31] Jashin**
What?!
**[13:34] Jashin**
I don't think so!
**[13:35] Yurine**
Ow, hot!
**[13:36] Jashin**
All mine!
***SIGN*** Heh. This is my second deadly move
after my deadly dropkick,
Royal Copenhagen. I named it after
the Danish porcelain manufacturer
because it sounded cool.
**[13:38] Jashin**
Gotcha!
***SIGN*** Heh. This is my second deadly move
after my deadly dropkick,
Royal Copenhagen. I named it after
the Danish porcelain manufacturer
because it sounded cool.
***SIGN*** Heh. This is my second deadly move
after my deadly dropkick,
Royal Copenhagen. I named it after
the Danish porcelain manufacturer
because it sounded cool.
**[13:41] Jashin**
"Ow, hot!" she said.
**[13:43] Jashin**
I guess my eye beams are pretty hot, Pekola.
**[13:47] Pekola**
Uh-huh...
**[13:49] Medusa**
*This just turned really scary...*
***SIGN*** "Niozoni" contains
the word "ozoni"
**[13:53] Medusa**
Oh, this is the last card.
***SIGN*** "Niozoni" contains
the word "ozoni"
**[13:57] Medusa**
"'Niozoni' contains the word 'ozoni.'"
**[14:00] Yurine**
Here.
**[14:01] Yurine**
The karuta game is now over.
**[14:04] Yurine**
Now it's time to prepare the ozoni.
**[14:07] Yurine**
Right, Jashin-chan?
**[14:10] Jashin**
Huh?
**[14:11] Jashin**
Oh... Right.
**[14:16] Minos**
This ozoni is so good!
**[14:18] Medusa**
Y-Yes, it's great.
**[14:21] Pekola**
It's absolutely delicious!
**[14:24] Pekola**
I can't breathe! M-My eyes!
***SIGN*** Careful!
**[14:34] Pekola**
You saved me.
**[14:37] Kyon**
Is it yummy, Onee-chan?
**[14:39] Ran**
Hao chi!
***SIGN*** That was a close call.
**[14:42] Minos**
I think this is gonna be another great year!
**[14:43] Poporon**
What are we going to do with you, Pekola-sama?
**[14:44] Medusa**
Uh, yeah...
**[14:46] Yurine**
Well? Have you seen the error of your ways?
**[14:49] Jashin**
Yes! Yes! I have!
**[14:51] Yurine**
Really? Then I'll let you eat some ozoni.
***SIGN*** Splat
**[14:58] Jashin**
Ow, hot!
***SIGN*** Smack
**[15:00] Yurine**
Here you go. Have some piping-hot mochi.
**[15:04] Jashin**
P-Please stop...
**[15:06] Yurine**
What? You want more?
**[15:08] Yurine**
Okay, then. I'll give you lots more.
**[15:12] Jashin**
Hot!
**[15:13] Yurine**
Yes, the mochi is hot, isn't it?
**[15:15] Yurine**
I wonder which is hotter,
this or your eye beams...
**[15:21] Yurine**
How about a steaming-hot green onion next?
**[15:25] Jashin**
Hot!
***SIGN*** m 0 10 l 100 0 100 100 0 100
***SIGN*** Orphanage
Iron Commando
**[15:30] Teacher**
Okay, everyone, pay attention.
**[15:32] Teacher**
This is Lierre-chan,
your new friend starting today.
**[15:37] Lierre**
Nice to meet all of you. My name is Lierre.
**[15:40] Lierre**
I hope we'll all be friends.
**[15:42] Kid1**
Nice to meet you!
**[15:43] Kid2**
Nice to meet ya!
**[15:44] Daichi**
Hey, Lierre-chan, which
***** color is your favorite?
**[15:47] Lierre**
A ***** Monster *****, huh?
**[15:50] Lierre**
Hmm... I guess I'd say Lead.
**[15:53] Daichi**
How cool!
**[15:57] Pekola**
The sky is the color of lead.
**[15:59] Pekola**
The weather is so dreary,
just like my heart.
**[16:05] Pekola**
This is the last of my food for today...
**[16:09] Pekola**
Maybe tonight I'll finally go
back to nature's salad bar...
**[16:13] Pekola**
If I recall, Chinese plantain,
wood sorrel, and sow thistle grow there.
**[16:18] Guy**
She's literally talking
about eating roadside grass.
***SIGN*** Horsetail
**[16:24] Pekola**
I wish I had some ramen...
**[16:27] Lierre**
Hup.
**[16:33] Pekola**
*I haven't seen her around here before.*
**[16:38] Lierre**
This land is rife with conflict and hatred.
**[16:43] Lierre**
Do you not agree?
**[16:45] Pekola**
Huh? Uh, yes...
**[16:49] Lierre**
Long ago, I destroyed the
corrupt human race with a flood.
**[16:53] Lierre**
I suppose history does repeat itself.
**[16:56] Pekola**
Do you like the Bible?
**[16:59] Pekola**
What an admirable child you are.
**[17:03] Lierre**
Honestly... You still don't get it, Pekola?
**[17:06] Pekola**
Wha—
**[17:07] Pekola**
How do you know my name?!
**[17:09] Pekola**
Is it written on me somewhere?!
**[17:13] Lierre**
I don't know if you're just
pretending to be dumb,
**[17:15] Lierre**
or if falling to Earth
really did make you dumb...
**[17:21] Pekola**
Wait, are you... I mean,
might you actually be...
**[17:25] Pekola**
My Lord, Lierre-sama?!
**[17:29] Lierre**
You finally figured it out?
**[17:31] Pekola**
Why have you taken this form?
**[17:33] Pekola**
I remember you looking more like...
well... a *mature* woman.
**[17:37] Lierre**
What do you mean, "mature"?!
I'm still young!
**[17:40] Pekola**
I-I'm sorry!
**[17:42] Lierre**
This form is more convenient.
**[17:45] Lierre**
No one suspects the child.
**[17:49] Pekola**
You finally...
**[17:51] Pekola**
You finally came to take me home!
**[17:54] Pekola**
I'm so glad! I won't have to
go to the salad bar anymore!
**[17:59] Guy**
*I see.*
**[18:01] Guy**
*So you're leaving, huh?*
**[18:05] Lierre**
No, you'll still need to
rely on the salad bar.
**[18:08] Pekola**
Huh?
**[18:08] Guy**
*Yay.*
**[18:10] Lierre**
I'm here because...
**[18:13] Lierre**
it's time to give this world
another deep cleaning.
**[18:20] Lierre**
We decided it at a meeting of the gods.
**[18:23] Lierre**
If we allow the corrupt human race to keep
on living, they'll only pollute the world.
**[18:28] Pekola**
Oh, no!
**[18:29] Pekola**
If you do that, *Dropkick on My Devil!! X*
will end after only one episode,
**[18:33] Pekola**
even after it was finally
successfully crowdfunded!
**[18:37] Texxt**
End
**[18:38] Pekola**
No, no, no.
**[18:38] Texxt**
End
**[18:38] Texxt**
End
**[18:38] Texxt**
End
**[18:40] Pekola**
There are still many good
humans in this world.
**[18:43] Pekola**
Would you leave all of them to die?!
**[18:50] Pekola**
I do recall that there were some
among the gods who hated humans...
**[18:55] Pekola**
But I thought you loved humans!
**[19:00] Lierre**
I've watched this world from
up in Heaven for a long time.
**[19:05] Lierre**
Then I grew fed up,
**[19:07] Lierre**
and my thoughts on it changed.
**[19:10] Lierre**
Too many humans act only
in their own self-interest,
**[19:13] Lierre**
and I cannot allow it to continue.
**[19:16] Pekola**
My Lord...
**[19:18] Lierre**
But...
**[19:19] Pekola**
But?
**[19:20] Lierre**
First, I want to try
living as the humans do.
**[19:25] Mom**
What should we have for dinner tonight?
**[19:27] Guy**
How about some grass?
**[19:30] Lierre**
I came to this world
alone in order to do that.
**[19:36] Pekola**
So that's why...
**[19:39] Lierre**
And...
**[19:40] Lierre**
I also need to get rid of the three of you,
who betrayed Heaven and colluded with devils.
***SIGN*** Fallen
***SIGN*** Angel
***SIGN*** Trio
**[19:47] Pekola**
So that really is a part of it, then...
**[19:50] Jashin**
I heard everything.
**[19:54] Lierre**
Where did you come from?
**[19:56] Jashin**
Heya, slay ya, love and throb and kiss ya.
**[19:59] Jashin**
And who do you think *you* are,
talking like you're so much better than us?
**[20:04] Jashin**
Who cares about some
stupid meeting of the gods?
**[20:07] Jashin**
You don't get to just decide all that.
**[20:09] Jashin**
If you want to destroy humanity,
you'll have to go through me first.
**[20:14] Jashin**
Pachinko, arcades,
boat racing, cycle racing,
**[20:17] Jashin**
horse racing, poker, mahjong, cee-lo,
**[20:19] Jashin**
hanafuda, *****, and *****...
**[20:23] Jashin**
I can't let this world be destroyed.
**[20:27] Lierre**
Are you the devil who's
become Pekola's friend?
**[20:30] Pekola**
N-No, I wouldn't call her a friend...
**[20:32] Jashin**
That's right!
**[20:36] Jashin**
I don't care if you're some god from Heaven
or wherever. I'm gonna throttle you.
**[20:41] Jashin**
After all, I'm Jashin and
I'm a god of Hell myself.
**[20:44] Pekola**
Don't! You can't beat her!
**[20:48] Jashin**
What? She's that strong?
**[20:50] Jashin**
Maybe I won't, then!
**[20:52] Lierre**
You truly are an inferior race.
**[20:53] Yurine**
Hey! Jashin-chan!
***SIGN*** Hey!
Jashin-chan!
**[20:57] Yurine**
You put a sandwich in a clear file
and left it in the drawer again!
**[21:02] Jashin**
Ack! Yurine!
**[21:03] Yurine**
Why do you keep doing the
same thing over and over?!
***SIGN*** No Peeking
**[23:03] DevilA**
Nice! This is sure to send
our ratings through the roof—
**[23:10] Pino**
Greetings, everyone.
**[23:12] Pino**
This is Pino, the winner of the grand
prize in the Heaven Baking Contest.
**[23:17] Pino**
Today, I'm going to bake a
delicious treat for all of you.
**[23:21] Pino**
Let's see... Which container was the sugar in?
**[23:25] Pino**
Oh? And this one... And this one, too...
**[23:29] Pino**
Next time on *Dropkick on My Devil!! X*,
episode 2: "All the Pills Are Hard Candies."
**[23:37] Pino**
Really. All of them are hard candies.
# E2 - All the Pills Are Hard Candies
Source: [Crunchyroll](https://www.crunchyroll.com/watch/GK9U302ZD/all-the-pills-are-hard-candies)
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**[01:33] Pino**
Something's wrong.
**[01:35] Pino**
Pursuers from Heaven should've come
after me by now, but there's no sign of any.
**[01:42] Pino**
Wait...
**[01:42] Pino**
Maybe a pursuer's already here,
**[01:45] Pino**
and they're hiding in this room
somewhere, just watching me.
**[01:50] Pino**
Somewhere in this room...
**[01:53] Pino**
They're laughing at me, thinking they
could kill me anytime they wanted.
**[01:57] Pino**
Laughing at me...
**[02:00] Shadow**
I could kill you anytime I wanted.
**[02:04] Pino**
Where?! Where are you?!
**[02:06] Pino**
In here?!
**[02:07] Pino**
In here?!
**[02:08] Pino**
Or... in here?!
**[02:13] Pino**
Okay, I guess they couldn't be in here.
**[02:20] Pino**
I'm... I'm scared.
**[02:22] Pino**
So scared, I'm going crazy.
**[02:26] Pino**
Someone...
**[02:28] Pino**
Someone please stay with me!
**[02:31] Pino**
I'm scared!
**[02:35] SIGN**
Nutrient-Packed
**[02:35] SIGN**
Stomach Medicine
**[02:43] SIGN**
Pino : Mental Strength
**[02:44] SIGN**
Devil A : Life
**[02:45] DevilA**
You should always make sure your
surroundings are safe when healing.
**[02:51] SIGN**
Awaiting Retrieval
**[02:55] Pino**
I'm calm now.
**[02:57] Pino**
If Poporon saw me like this,
she'd make fun of me for sure.
**[03:02] Poporon**
Wow, talk about sad.
**[03:02] SIGN**
Wow
**[03:03] SIGN**
Talk
about
sad
**[03:07] Pino**
There was never anything to fear.
**[03:09] Pino**
If pursuers come for me, all I need to
do is make the devils fight each other.
**[03:13] Pino**
That's why I'm being friendly with
them while I work as custodian here.
**[03:20] Pino**
When my halo regenerates,
I'll lead a rebellion and kill our Lord.
**[03:24] Pino**
Then I'll reign over Heaven,
destroy the humans and devils,
**[03:30] Pino**
and become the new Lord.
**[03:32] Pino**
My plan is flawless.
**[03:36] Pino**
What was I even afraid of?
**[03:41] Pino**
Oh, my face looks awful.
**[03:45] SIGN**
Smile
**[03:45] SIGN**
Smile
**[03:46] Pino**
Yes! Very cute!
**[03:49] Pino**
Nothing suits me better than a smile.
**[03:52] Pino**
Now, then. Time for a change of outlook.
I'll make cupcakes to take to Pekola-sama.
**[04:02] DevilA**
Did you think this was medicine?
**[04:04] DevilA**
It's Pino's pill-shaped hard candies!
**[04:06] SIGN**
Don't
Eat
**[04:06] SIGN**
Too
Many
**[04:12] Pino**
I'll make myself feel better by
looking at Pekola-sama's dopey face.
**[04:17] Yurine**
Why do you keep doing the
same thing over and over?!
**[04:30] Yurine**
Oh, no! I'm so sorry!
**[04:32] Pino**
*Is that... Lierre-sama?*
**[04:34] Pino**
*It can't be... but...*
**[04:34] Jashin**
Hoo boy. You can't pin that one on me.
She's really strong, apparently.
**[04:36] Pino**
* She looks different,*
* but that's definitely Lierre-sama.*
**[04:39] Yurine**
What do we do? We have
to get her to the hospital.
**[04:42] Pino**
I-I need to hide!
**[04:43] Pekola**
It's all right.
**[04:45] Pekola**
There's no need to worry, Hanazono Yurine.
**[04:47] Pekola**
That is my Lord, Lierre-sama.
**[04:51] Yurine**
Your Lord? This little girl?
**[04:53] Pekola**
She has taken the form of
a child for certain reasons,
**[04:56] Pekola**
but to her, a punch from a human
is little more than a mosquito's bite.
**[05:01] Pekola**
See?
**[05:02] Yurine**
Are you sure she's all right?
**[05:07] Yurine**
I see...
**[05:08] Lierre**
*So this is Hanazono Yurine?*
**[05:10] Lierre**
*Not bad, for a human.*
**[05:14] Yurine**
Your nose is bleeding.
**[05:16] SIGN**
Pfft
**[05:17] Lierre**
It's nothing.
**[05:19] Lierre**
I feel no pain from a human's
punch. Not even a tickle.
**[05:25] Pekola**
Um, your legs are trembling.
Are you all right?
**[05:29] Lierre**
They are not.
**[05:30] Pekola**
You're sweating a lot, too.
**[05:32] Lierre**
I am not.
**[05:33] Jashin**
Pekola, is this little
thing really that strong?
**[05:37] Jashin**
Well? Well?
**[05:39] Jashin**
She doesn't look that tough to me.
I'll just kill her while I can.
**[05:43] Pekola**
Wait!
**[05:44] Pino**
*Looks like she really is Lierre-sama.*
**[05:46] Pino**
*But as long as she's in that form,*
**[05:48] Pino**
* Jashin-chan-san might*
* actually be able to kill her.*
**[05:51] Jashin**
Die, god of Heaven!
**[05:53] Jashin**
I mean, Lierre-san!
**[05:55] Jashin**
Take this! Jashin-chan Thanks You
For the Crowdfunding Death Dropkick!
**[05:56] SIGN**
Jashin-chan Thanks You For the crowdfunding Death Dropkick!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
**[06:01] Lierre**
No, *you* die.
**[06:02] Jashin**
Nope! I don't think so! I can't die yet!
**[06:05] Jashin**
I haven't been to Kushino, Furano,
Obihiro, or Minamishimabara yet!
**[06:13] Jashin**
Ow.
**[06:14] Pekola**
Y-Your tail!
**[06:18] Pino**
Nope.
**[06:19] Pino**
* Even in the form of a child,*
* she's still so powerful.*
**[06:22] Pino**
*I'm sure I'd end up the same way.*
**[06:26] Pino**
*Nope. Nope. Nope, nope.*
**[06:29] Pino**
* Nope, nope, nope, nope, nope,*
* nope, nope, nope, nope, nope, nope!*
**[06:32] Pino**
*I can't!*
**[06:38] Jashin**
Damn it...
**[06:40] Lierre**
You still want to fight?
**[06:46] Jashin**
I...
**[06:49] Jashin**
...swear my loyalty to you.
**[06:53] Jashin**
Use me as your right arm!
**[06:55] Jashin**
And Yurine can be your left!
**[06:57] Yurine**
You're a devil. Stop trying to
enslave yourself to Heaven.
**[07:01] Jashin**
If you kill Yurine, all of Jinbocho—
no, the whole *world* will be yours!
**[07:02] Lierre**
* This is bad. Using my power*
* drained me even more.*
**[07:06] Jashin**
Hey! Are you listening, Lierre-san?!
**[07:12] Lierre**
Pekola.
**[07:13] Lierre**
Tell Poporon and Pino that I was here,
**[07:17] Lierre**
and that I look forward
to seeing them again.
**[07:21] Lierre**
Farewell.
**[07:26] Pekola**
My Lord!
**[07:27] Pekola**
What's the matter, my Lord?!
**[07:29] Yurine**
She's not okay at all.
**[07:31] Jashin**
Aw, so Lierre-san's actually a weakling.
**[07:34] Jashin**
What I said before was a lie, Yurine.
**[07:36] Jashin**
You're the only partner for me.
**[07:39] Pekola**
What a silver tongue.
**[07:41] Yurine**
It really is my fault.
**[07:44] Pekola**
Shall I call an ambulance?
**[07:46] Yurine**
Yeah, please do.
**[07:47] DevilA**
The number to call for an ambulance is 119
in Japan, 911 in America, and 999 in the UK.
**[07:56] DevilA**
So in Hell, I guess it would
be 666? Not that I'd know.
**[08:07] Pino**
What in the world was I...
**[08:11] Pino**
I had such a strange dream.
**[08:13] Pino**
Imagine Lierre-sama coming
all the way here on her own...
**[08:17] Pino**
And getting punched out
by Hanazono-san to boot?
**[08:20] Pino**
It's inconceivable.
**[08:22] SIGN**
Low Class
**[08:22] SIGN**
Low Class
**[08:25] SIGN**
Low Class
**[08:25] SIGN**
Low Class
**[08:25] SIGN**
Low Class
**[08:25] SIGN**
Low Class
**[08:28] Pino**
Inconceivable.
**[08:37] Miku**
Poke, poke. Poke, poke.
**[08:41] SIGN**
Teke Teke Yokai Jashin-chan
**[08:58] Jashin**
Being seen in a sailor uniform
is making me blush a little.
**[09:01] SIGN**
Bl
**[09:01] SIGN**
us
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Bl
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hi
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Bl
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Bl
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hi
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Ja
**[09:01] SIGN**
us
**[09:01] Jashin**
Blush, blush. Blush, blush.
**[09:01] SIGN**
us
**[09:01] SIGN**
hi
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**[09:07] Poporon**
Thanks for coming out
again today, everyone!
**[09:10] Katsura**
She's so angelic!
**[09:11] Chiba**
Too angelic!
**[09:12] Ozaki**
She's angel food cake!
***SIGN*** Poporon-chan!
**[09:15] Poporon**
See you next time!
**[09:17] SIGN**
Green Room
**[09:17] SIGN**
Amatsuka Noel-sama
**[09:18] Poporon**
What?! Lierre-sama?!
**[09:20] Poporon**
And she's in child form?
**[09:22] Pekola**
That's right.
**[09:24] Pekola**
I was shocked as well.
**[09:25] Poporon**
I see. Lierre-sama's finally come here...
**[09:29] Poporon**
Does Pino know?
**[09:32] Pekola**
I haven't been able to break it to her.
**[09:34] Pekola**
She can be rather unstable, after all.
**[09:37] Pekola**
I need to find a way to tell her
tactfully or it could mentally break her.
**[09:42] Poporon**
That's true.
***SIGN*** This is her green room.
**[09:46] Jashin**
Hey, fallen angel. We came to see you.
**[09:49] Poporon**
Ugh! Meat and Potatoes!
**[09:50] Pekola**
Pino?!
***SIGN*** I invited her to come see you with us.
**[09:55] Poporon**
Jeez, did you have to go and do that?
**[09:57] Jashin**
Pino and I made Basque cheesecakes.
**[10:00] Jashin**
They're a special gift for you.
**[10:02] Pino**
I didn't make them
specially for you or anything.
**[10:06] Poporon**
Yeah, yeah.
**[10:08] Pekola**
These cakes are delicious!
**[10:11] Pino**
* Ah, there's that dopey smile!*
* It soothes my soul!*
**[10:15] Pino**
*I'm so glad I came!*
**[10:17] Jashin**
Oh, yeah. Yurine was worrying about
how Lierre-san was doing after all that.
**[10:22] Pekola**
Um... I mean, uh...
**[10:24] Pekola**
U-Uh, Poporon can give you the details!
**[10:27] Poporon**
Hey! Don't just dump it on me!
Aren't you supposed to be my shield today?
**[10:32] Pekola**
My job has nothing to do with this!
**[10:35] Jashin**
What? You haven't told Pino about Lierre-san?
**[10:39] Pekola**
Um... I was going to,
but I couldn't find the right time...
**[10:45] Poporon**
Huh? She's gone.
**[10:51] Pino**
*My Lord* did *come.*
**[10:52] Pino**
*I wasn't mistaken. She really is here.*
**[10:55] Pino**
*She came to finish me off.*
**[11:02] Pino**
*I'm scared. I don't want to die.*
**[11:14] Pino**
It's fine. I just need to carry out my plan.
**[11:18] Pino**
I'm sure Lierre-sama's
guard is down right now.
**[11:23] Pino**
Jashin-chan-san, I'll need
you to act as my sacrifice.
**[11:23] Jashin**
I discovered this crazy
candy recently. It's insane!
**[11:28] SIGN**
Low Class
**[11:30] Pekola**
Look! We match!
**[11:30] SIGN**
Low Class
**[11:30] SIGN**
Low Class
**[11:32] Poporon**
Why do I have to wear this?
**[11:54] Jashin**
You let your guard down, Lierre-san.
**[11:57] Jashin**
In this town, a moment's
carelessness can cost you your life.
**[12:01] Lierre**
You're...
**[12:02] Jashin**
Welcome to the city of books and curry.
**[12:04] Jashin**
I'll sing a requiem to welcome you!
**[12:12] Jashin**
Salmon roe wine.
**[12:17] Jashin**
Somen noodles.
**[12:21] Jashin**
And meat-filled curries are delicious.
**[12:28] Lierre**
What kind of song is that?
**[12:29] Jashin**
Huh?
**[12:30] Jashin**
It's a requiem filled with
love for my hometown.
**[12:32] SIGN**
Requiem
**[12:32] SIGN**
Requiem
**[12:33] Jashin**
I thought it'd be perfect for you,
since you're about to die.
**[12:38] Lierre**
You coward!
**[12:40] Lierre**
Where did you come from, anyway?
**[12:43] Jashin**
Tee-hee!
**[12:46] Lierre**
I should have finished you
when I had the chance.
**[12:50] Lierre**
Die.
**[12:52] Jashin**
S-Sorry!
**[12:54] Jashin**
Y'see, Pino hired me to do it!
**[12:57] Jashin**
Y'see, I borrowed a lot of money from her...
**[12:59] Lierre**
*"Y'see"?*
**[13:00] Jashin**
She said if I killed you,
she'd call off my debt.
**[13:04] (Flashback) Pino**
Please kill the Lord for me.
**[13:07] Lierre**
*That little...*
**[13:08] Jashin**
Wow, I really blew it!
**[13:10] Jashin**
I'll just be going now.
**[13:12] Jashin**
Whoopsie, whoopsie...
**[13:16] Lierre**
Honestly.
**[13:17] Lierre**
You would show your back to an enemy?
**[13:21] Lierre**
Didn't you say a moment's
carelessness could cost you your life?
**[13:24] Yurine**
What are you doing out here?
**[13:28] Lierre**
Hanazono Yurine.
**[13:30] Lierre**
And where did you come from, anywa—
**[13:32] Jashin**
Yurine!
**[13:33] Jashin**
Perfect timing!
**[13:35] Jashin**
Lierre-san is being mean to me! Punish her!
**[13:39] Yurine**
Huh? Is that true, Lierre-sama?
**[13:43] Lierre**
Well, it's true I used my deadly
Organized Crime Kick on her...
**[13:47] SIGN**
Organized
**[13:47] SIGN**
Crime
**[13:48] Lierre**
But the way it happened was
such-and-such and so-and-so...
**[13:51] Yurine**
So it *was* all your fault!
**[13:54] Yurine**
You've been borrowing money
from people other than Medusa!
**[13:57] Yurine**
I swear... I'll have to
warn the custodian later.
**[14:01] Jashin**
Damn... Damn...
**[14:01] Yurine**
I'm sorry Jashin-chan caused so much trouble.
**[14:04] Yurine**
And...
**[14:06] Yurine**
I wanted to make up for what I did
before. Do you have some time?
**[14:12] DevilA**
Veterans will remember this:
the soul food of Jinbocho, Bondy.
**[14:15] DevilA**
The curry's so good, it's unforgettable.
**[14:18] DevilA**
It even comes with a potato!
**[14:20] DevilA**
In English, that's "potato."
**[14:23] DevilA**
Repeat after me. Pota—
**[14:25] Yurine**
So you were just fine after that?
**[14:27] Lierre**
Being punched by a human is nothing to me.
**[14:30] Jashin**
Do people really get taken away
in ambulances over "nothing"?
**[14:34] Yurine**
Don't provoke her. You need to
apologize for what you did, too.
**[14:39] Jashin**
I'm sorry.
**[14:43] Lierre**
*She's so close.*
**[14:44] Yurine**
Hey.
**[14:45] Jashin**
I apologized.
**[14:48] Lierre**
*I can kill her anytime.*
**[14:49] Jashin**
This is so good!
**[14:50] Lierre**
* But considering she's got*
* Hanazono Yurine behind her,*
**[14:54] Lierre**
*I'd rather avoid a fight for now.*
**[14:56] Yurine**
What do you think, Lierre-sama?
Isn't the curry here great?
**[15:00] Lierre**
Yes. I didn't know such delicious
curry existed in the human realm.
**[15:05] Yurine**
Glad to hear it. It's on me today, so eat up.
**[15:09] Lierre**
By the way, why do you call me "Lierre-sama"?
**[15:13] Lierre**
I'm not your superior.
**[15:15] Yurine**
So... "Lierre-san"?
**[15:18] Lierre**
Just "Lierre" is fine.
**[15:21] DevilA**
Potato.
**[15:22] DevilA**
No, no, no. *Potato*.
**[15:25] Jashin**
Thanks for the meal.
**[15:28] Jashin**
I'm so full, I'm getting sleepy.
**[15:31] Yurine**
I swear...
**[15:32] Lierre**
By the way, can I ask one thing?
**[15:35] Lierre**
Tell me about Pekola and the other two.
Are they doing well in this world?
**[15:39] Yurine**
Well...
**[15:41] Yurine**
They get along well with us
and the people of this town.
**[15:47] Lierre**
I see.
**[15:52] Yurine**
Would you like to go see them now?
**[15:55] Lierre**
Huh?
**[15:58] Pino**
I'm done for. It's over.
**[16:01] DevilA**
Where is this?
**[16:01] Pino**
That's Owari.
**[16:02] SIGN**
Owari
**[16:02] SIGN**
Owari
**[16:02] SIGN**
Owari
**[16:03] DevilA**
And this location in France?
**[16:05] Pino**
That's Oiry.
**[16:05] SIGN**
Oiry
**[16:09] Pino**
I wish I could go far away!
**[16:14] Minos**
Do you really need to be that scared?
**[16:17] Pino**
I'm done for. It's over.
***SIGN*** You overreact so much.
**[16:21] Pino**
You can all talk like that because you
don't know how terrifying my Lord is.
**[16:25] Pino**
Her orders are absolute. Now that
I've failed her, all that awaits me is death.
**[16:29] Pino**
She's here!
**[16:31] Pino**
I'll kill her before she can kill me!
**[16:33] Pino**
Amen!
**[16:38] Jashin**
Why?
**[16:42] Lierre**
Hello, Pino. How have you been?
**[16:49] Pino**
*I-It's Lierre-sama!*
**[16:52] Minos**
Hey, what's going on?
**[16:53] Pino**
*I have to run! The window is my only hope!*
**[16:58] Yurine**
We're coming in.
**[16:59] Yurine**
Lierre wanted to see you,
so I brought her over.
**[17:02] Lierre**
Thanks for having me.
**[17:03] Jashin**
She's not having me...
**[17:05] Medusa**
Jashin-chan!
**[17:07] Yurine**
You guys are here, too?
**[17:09] Lierre**
This is quite a cute room.
**[17:11] Pino**
I-I'll make some tea.
**[17:17] Pino**
*L-Lierre-sama has come at last.*
***SIGN*** Nice to meet you!
**[17:22] Minos**
So Pino-chan's boss is a kid, huh?
**[17:25] Lierre**
This is just the form
I'm using here. I'm not a child.
**[17:29] Pino**
*If she's come to kill me...*
**[17:32] Pino**
*I'll kill her first!*
**[17:36] Pino**
Lierre-sama.
**[17:38] Pino**
Have some tea and apple pie.
**[17:43] Pino**
You too, Hanazono-san. Before it gets cold.
**[17:46] Yurine**
Thanks.
**[17:51] Pino**
* I put a ton of wolfsbane in*
* Lierre-sama's tea and apple pie.*
**[17:57] Pino**
* If she consumes enough of it,*
* even if it doesn't kill her,*
**[18:02] Pino**
*it should still do a lot of damage.*
**[18:05] Pino**
* And when she's weak, I'll be able to*
* kill her, even in my current state.*
**[18:18] Jashin**
You guys! Don't just leave an
injured person at your front door!
**[18:22] Jashin**
Seriously, what's happening to this world?
**[18:22] Medusa**
Jashin-chan...
**[18:25] Jashin**
Jeez, I'm thirsty after
getting beat up like that.
**[18:29] Jashin**
I'm gonna have a sip of this.
**[18:36] Medusa**
Jashin-chan?!
**[18:38] Lierre**
Pino, what's the meaning of this?
**[18:41] Pino**
Huh? Whatever do you mean?
**[18:45] Jashin**
I don't know what happened,
but I kinda blacked out there.
**[18:49] Jashin**
Ooh! This apple pie looks tasty!
**[18:57] Medusa**
Jashin-chan!
**[18:59] Lierre**
Hey, devil! Wake up! Are you all right?
**[19:03] Lierre**
Pino, did you poison these things?
**[19:05] Minos**
Poison?!
***SIGN*** What's she talking about?
**[19:08] Yurine**
Why did you do that?
**[19:11] Pino**
To...
**[19:12] Pino**
To kill you before you
could kill me, obviously!
**[19:15] Pino**
I'll shove this wolfsbane
into your mouth whole!
**[19:18] Minos**
Hey, cut it out!
***SIGN*** Calm down!
**[19:21] Lierre**
I only came here to check on you three.
**[19:24] Pino**
Liar! I know you came here to get rid of us!
**[19:28] Lierre**
By the laws of Heaven, it's true that
I've thought about ending you eventually.
**[19:33] Lierre**
But right now, observing this
planet is more important.
**[19:41] Lierre**
Frankly, I couldn't care
less about killing you three.
**[19:46] Yurine**
I think Lierre really did come
here just to check on you.
**[19:50] Yurine**
I mean, if she wanted to kill you,
she'd have done it long ago.
**[19:55] Jashin**
Wow, I blacked out! I flew right out of here!
**[19:59] Jashin**
Speaking of, remember the other day?
**[20:01] Jashin**
You're supposed to be super strong, but
you went flying when Yurine punched you.
**[20:06] Jashin**
You blacked out and had to be carried away.
**[20:09] Pino**
*She's right. That was no dream.*
**[20:12] Pino**
* And that strike really did have*
* that much force behind it...*
**[20:16] Pino**
* Which means Hanazono-san might*
* just be capable of saving me.*
**[20:25] Pino**
*That's it! Hanazono-san is my savior!*
**[20:29] Pino**
*Without a doubt, she's my Messiah!*
**[20:33] Pino**
Hanazono-san!
**[20:34] Yurine**
Y-Yes?
**[20:35] Pino**
Please continue to be my friend!
**[20:37] Yurine**
S-Sure...
**[20:42] Pino**
Yahoo!
**[20:43] Jashin**
What's with her?
**[20:45] Yurine**
I'm fine with being friends, but...
**[20:48] Yurine**
I don't think it was right to poison Lierre
without even hearing what she had to say.
**[20:54] Jashin**
Well, you never listen to what I have to—
**[20:56] Yurine**
Shut up.
**[21:01] Medusa**
Jashin-chan!
**[21:03] Pino**
Hanazono-san reprimanded me.
**[21:07] Pino**
Hanazono-san hates me now.
**[21:14] Pino**
I'm done for! I have no choice
but to take all these pills and die!
**[21:18] Yurine**
Don't talk about dying when
you're so afraid of death.
**[21:22] Lierre**
Even back in Heaven, she was always quick
to start wailing about wanting to die.
**[21:27] Yurine**
She's kind of a pain in the neck, huh?
**[21:29] Minos**
More than "kind of."
***SIGN*** She's a *huge* pain.
**[21:32] Pino**
Hanazono-san, you jerk!
**[21:35] Medusa**
Jashin-chan!
**[23:10] Poporon**
Ta-da!
**[23:11] Poporon**
It's everyone's holy idol, Poporon-chan!
**[23:15] Poporon**
A girl at the orphanage gave
me this weird whistle today.
**[23:19] Poporon**
What in the world?
This whistle is so interesting!
**[23:22] Poporon**
When I blow it, it stretches out.
**[23:25] Poporon**
Humans are so simple,
being amused by things like this.
**[23:30] Poporon**
Next time on *Dropkick on My Devil!! X*,
episode 3: "The Deadly Party Whistle."
**[23:35] Poporon**
I know! I'll blow this
whistle at Pekola-sama later!
# E3 - The Deadly Party Whistle
Source: [Crunchyroll](https://www.crunchyroll.com/watch/G50UZ9N2X/the-deadly-party-whistle)
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***SIGN*** Lake Shikotsu 777
***SIGN*** Lake Shikotsu
***SIGN*** Lake Shikotsu
***SIGN*** Exploring Chitose
in search of the Chippu
***SIGN*** Exploring Chitose
in search of the Chippu
***SIGN*** Exploring Chitose
in search of the Chippu
***SIGN*** Exploring Chitose
in search of the Chippu
***SIGN*** This program originally aired on June 22, 2020
**[00:00] Reporter**
* Today, we're visiting Lake Shikotsu*
* in Chitose City, Hokkaido!*
***SIGN*** Exploring Chitose
in search of the Chippu
***SIGN*** Exploring Chitose
in search of the Chippu
***SIGN*** Exploring Chitose
in search of the Chippu
***SIGN*** Exploring Chitose
in search of the Chippu
***SIGN*** Exploring Chitose
in search of the Chippu
***SIGN*** Exploring Chitose
in search of the Chippu
***SIGN*** Exploring Chitose
in search of the Chippu
***SIGN*** Exploring Chitose
in search of the Chippu
**[00:05] Na**
*Exploring Chitose in Search of the Chippu!*
**[00:08] Na**
* We're hungrily exploring Chitose,*
* Hokkaido's gateway to Heaven,*
**[00:10] Jashin**
That's Lierre-sama.
**[00:12] Na**
* in search of the ultra-rare*
* Lake Shikotsu chippu.*
**[00:12] Yurine**
Indeed.
**[00:13] Jashin**
But we first met her just the other day...
**[00:16] Yurine**
Indeed.
**[00:16] Na**
* The Kiusu Earthwork Burial Circles*
* are a designated World Heritage Site.*
**[00:19] Jashin**
What's going on here?
**[00:20] Minos**
Yukizuru is so good.
**[00:20] Na**
* Lake Shikotsu is Japan's*
* northernmost ice-free lake,*
**[00:22] Medusa**
Oh, actually, that one's a Fresh Moon.
**[00:23] Na**
* ranking second in Japan in*
* clarity, volume of water, and size.*
**[00:27] Medusa**
This one's the Yukizuru from Chitose.
**[00:28] Na**
* Many noteworthy things*
* can be found in Chitose,*
**[00:29] Yurine**
It was a nice place. I hope
we can all go there again.
**[00:30] Na**
* including Yukizuru,*
* a bouchée closely resembling*
**[00:33] Medusa**
Me, too!
**[00:33] Na**
*the Fresh Moon we all know and love.*
**[00:36] Na**
* Today, we're giving you a peek at Chitose,*
* as well as Jashin-chan's embezzling*
**[00:37] Jashin**
Y-You all have memories of going to Chitose?
**[00:42] Na**
* of Japan's first-ever*
* hometown tax and other evil deeds.*
**[00:43] Jashin**
H-How is there a timeline that
everyone apart from me has seen?
**[02:24] Origin**
I've called you all here
today for one reason.
***SIGN*** m 0 0 l 100 0 100 100 0 100
***SIGN*** Commander
**[02:27] Origin**
It seems someone in this group is of
the opinion that I can't beat Yurine.
**[02:32] Commander**
What?!
**[02:34] Commander**
Such thinking is nothing short
of a betrayal of our Origin!
**[02:38] Fighter**
I'm a fighter. You won't catch me
having backward thoughts like that.
**[02:42] Justice**
Nor me! My motto is "fair and square"!
**[02:45] Commander**
Hm? Who are you?
**[02:48] Justice**
I'm Justice.
**[02:49] Justice**
I already appeared in
Volume 13 of the original story.
**[02:53] Origin**
I have a righteous spirit myself.
**[02:56] Commander**
But the anime viewers wouldn't know that...
***SIGN*** m 0 0 l 100 0 100 100 0 100
***SIGN*** Commander
**[03:00] Commander**
Anyway, more importantly...
**[03:02] Commander**
Who is the traitor?!
**[03:03] Commander**
Is it you, Genius?
**[03:05] Commander**
Or maybe it's *you*, Fighter?!
**[03:07] Origin**
Commander, you're spitting.
**[03:08] Genius**
What's wrong, Commander?
**[03:10] Genius**
You're the one getting all
worked up. Maybe it's you.
**[03:13] Commander**
What did you say, Genius?!
**[03:15] Commander**
Wait... Is that SJ behind you?
**[03:18] Genius**
Honestly, can't you tell just by looking?
**[03:21] Genius**
Here.
**[03:22] Commander**
You're alive? You were supposed to have died.
**[03:27] Commander**
Wait, no. That's not...
**[03:29] Commander**
That's not the point!
**[03:31] Commander**
What's the point of a remote meeting?!
**[03:35] Genius**
We've been sitting next to each other
all along. You're only surprised *now*?
**[03:39] Fighter**
I couldn't figure out why we
were having a remote meeting.
**[03:43] Origin**
Well, this is a socially aware anime.
**[03:45] Justice**
Meetings in close quarters are not good!
**[03:47] Commander**
Adding you makes those
quarters even closer...
**[03:53] ESP**
* You're naïve if you think sleeping will free*
* you of suspicion that you're the traitor, SJ.*
**[03:59] SJ**
Wait, not this again!
**[04:01] ESP**
* I will peer directly into*
* your thoughts myself.*
**[04:04] SJ**
You can even read thoughts
through the internet?!
**[04:07] Commander**
This is bad, SJ! The story has
already fallen one turn behind!
**[04:15] SJ**
S-S-Stop...
**[04:21] ESP**
*Hmm. Looks like it's not SJ.*
**[04:26] ESP**
*Die.*
***SIGN*** Guarding
(kind of)
**[04:33] Fighter**
Killing her when she's not
the traitor is madness.
**[04:37] Commander**
Maybe you're the one we should suspect, ESP.
**[04:40] ESP**
*What?*
**[04:41] Commander**
You can read others' thoughts,
but we can't read yours.
**[04:48] Justice**
That's playing dirty, ESP!
**[04:49] Justice**
I'll bring the iron hammer
of justice down on you!
**[04:52] Origin**
Don't do that, Justice.
**[04:55] Origin**
I never wanted us to
start fighting each other.
**[04:58] Origin**
But as long as I believe I won't be able to beat
Yurine, I really won't be able to.
***SIGN*** Justice
**[05:03] Origin**
I just wanted to unite us in spirit.
***SIGN*** Justice
***SIGN*** Justice
***SIGN*** Justice
**[05:07] Justice**
Everyone, Origin is saying
she wants us united in spirit.
**[05:12] Justice**
If any of us has doubts,
we should simply tell Origin so.
**[05:17] Genius**
I agree.
**[05:19] Commander**
What shall we do, then?
**[05:20] Origin**
Making one of us speak out in
front of everyone would be mean.
**[05:24] Origin**
Everyone, close your eyes
and put your heads down.
**[05:30] Origin**
If you think I can't beat Yurine...
**[05:34] Origin**
Raise your hand!
**[05:41] Origin**
I get it now.
**[05:43] Origin**
I guess I really can't beat Yurine.
**[05:46] Justice**
Who was it?
**[05:47] Fighter**
Who could it have been?
**[05:52] Commander**
By the way, what are all these?
**[05:54] Origin**
I-It's Jashin-chan...
but there are one... two... three!
**[05:59] Origin**
Three Jashin-chans!
**[06:01] All**
Three Jashin-chans?!
**[06:06] ESP**
This is bad. Someone is trying
to interfere with our meeting.
**[06:10] Commander**
What?!
**[06:12] ESP**
They're coming in through the door.
***SIGN*** Wait, is that Tomoko?!
**[06:30] Yurine**
And just what are you three doing?
**[06:33] Jashin**
* I-Impossible! How is Yurine*
* at a meeting in my head?!*
***SIGN*** Hanazono Yurine!
***SIGN*** She's more dangerous than Tomoko!!
***SIGN*** This isn't forced desiccation...
***SIGN*** It's forced bleeding!
**[06:56] Justice**
P-Protect Origin!
**[07:07] Origin**
All of you! Protect me from Yurine!
**[07:13] Jashin**
Huh? What's wrong, you guys?
**[07:16] Commander**
Oh, well, it's just...
**[07:18] Genius**
I don't think I can.
**[07:19] Fighter**
Why don't you take care of this yourself?
**[07:21] ESP**
It has nothing to do with me.
**[07:23] Yurine**
Come on, we're going home.
**[07:26] Yurine**
Honestly, holding a
silly meeting like this...
**[07:26] Jashin**
H-Help me!
**[07:28] Come**
I'm sorry. We can't beat her.
**[07:31] Jashin**
You guys! Help me—
**[07:38] Yurine**
Hey.
**[07:40] Yurine**
Are you listening to me?
**[07:42] Yurine**
I was saying that you cause trouble for the
convenience store clerk when you ask him
***SIGN*** Heat
this up,
please
***SIGN*** Regular
salad
**[07:48] Yurine**
to heat up your salad every time.
**[07:51] Jashin**
I... like my vegetables warm...
**[07:53] Yurine**
Those aren't vegetables you warm up!
**[07:55] Yurine**
I swear, you always do dumb things like this.
**[07:56] Jashin**
*I get it.*
**[07:58] Jashin**
* Their doubts are a manifestation*
* of my lack of faith in myself.*
**[08:04] Jashin**
* Was SJ the last little bit*
* of goodness left in me?*
**[08:10] Jashin**
*Well, of course there's no way I can win!*
**[08:13] Jashin**
*How can I, if I don't have faith in myself?!*
**[08:16] Jashin**
*I* can *beat Yurine!*
**[08:20] Jashin**
Shut up.
**[08:23] Jashin**
Shut up!
**[08:25] Jashin**
I've been saving my Ultra Jashin-chan
Mk.III FM Radio Sound Style for you!
**[08:31] Yurine**
When was the Mk.II?
**[08:33] Jashin**
Here's a dropkick from the me who believes
in myself and has found an unwavering heart!
**[08:37] Jashin**
Die, Yurine!
**[08:54] Jashin**
It's not just in my head...
It's in reality, too...
**[09:01] Yurine**
I bought this at a festival.
**[09:04] Yurine**
Here, you can try blowing it, too.
**[09:07] Jashin**
*Like hell I can!*
**[09:09] Yurine**
Go on. Go on.
**[09:09] Jashin**
* Even when I believed in myself,*
* I still couldn't do it!*
**[09:22] Yurine**
What is it?
**[09:24] Yurine**
Oh?
**[09:25] Yurine**
I didn't know there was a Jizo statue here.
**[09:28] Jashin**
A mandarin.
**[09:31] Jashin**
I'm gonna eat it.
**[09:32] Yurine**
Wha—
**[09:34] Yurine**
How could you do that to an offering?
**[09:36] Jashin**
Well, rocks don't eat mandarins.
**[09:39] Jashin**
If I eat it, it won't go to waste.
**[09:42] Yurine**
Don't blame me if karma
sticks it to you later.
**[09:45] Jashin**
I'm a devil! Karma can't do anything to me!
**[09:51] Yurine**
That's enough.
**[09:53] Jashin**
I give! I give already!
**[10:00] DevilA**
Bentora, bentora, space people...
**[10:09] Jashin**
*Something feels heavy...*
**[10:11] Jashin**
What is that?
**[10:13] Jashin**
You're the thing we saw today!
**[10:15] Jizo**
I've come to punish you for stealing
my offering. Let us go elsewhere.
**[10:22] Jashin**
Ow.
**[10:24] Jizo**
Now, let's visit death upon you.
**[10:26] Jashin**
No one kills people over a little offering!
**[10:29] Jizo**
Quiet. Die.
**[10:32] Jashin**
Ouch.
**[10:35] Jashin**
Th-That's the stick I use to play the
taiko drum game at the arcade!
**[10:41] Jizo**
Karma truly is *sticking* it to you.
**[10:43] Jashin**
Heh. I get it.
**[10:45] Jizo**
Jizo Attack Number 2!
**[10:47] Jizo**
Death by a stick through the head,
from your left ear to your right!
**[10:50] Jashin**
Watch it!
**[10:52] Jashin**
For a Jizo, you don't have
a shred of compassion!
**[10:55] Jashin**
And you call yourself a Jizo?!
**[10:57] Jizo**
There is no compassion for a devil!
**[10:59] Jizo**
Die! For real!
**[11:02] Jashin**
*I won't let him kill me!*
**[11:04] Jashin**
My killer move can shatter diamonds!
**[11:07] Jashin**
Royal Copenhagen!
**[11:13] Jashin**
My fist!
**[11:18] Jashin**
*I still have my left hand!*
**[11:20] Jizo**
You're still not giving up?
**[11:22] Jashin**
Left Hand Copenhagen!
**[11:27] Jashin**
Not the left one, too!
**[11:32] Jashin**
Just kill me. I admit defeat.
**[11:35] Jizo**
I won't kill you.
**[11:37] Jizo**
Because I am a Jizo.
**[11:39] Jashin**
*After all those times you told me to die?*
**[11:43] Jashin**
I'm sorry, okay, Jizo?
**[11:45] Jashin**
I mean, "Jizo-sama."
**[11:47] Jashin**
I'll bring a new mandarin
tomorrow to replace the one I ate.
**[11:58] Jizo**
That wasn't a mandarin. It was an orange.
**[12:02] Jashin**
Huh?
**[12:05] DevilA**
A UFO!
**[12:07] DevilA**
Wait, now that I've seen it,
it's not "unidentified" anymore, is it?
***SIGN*** The Next Morning
**[12:16] Jashin**
The Jizo's not here.
**[12:18] Jashin**
I'm sure this is where it was.
**[12:22] Jashin**
Maybe he went back to Heaven after that.
***SIGN*** Yakitori
**[12:29] Mei**
I've had a run of bad luck lately.
**[12:33] Mei**
I tripped and spilled my drink.
**[12:35] Mei**
The restroom door didn't lock.
**[12:35] MobB**
I'm sorry!
**[12:37] Mei**
My skirt got stuck in my underwear.
**[12:40] Mei**
Is it possible I've been cursed?
**[12:48] Mei**
Maybe I should put something in
my room that'll ward off misfortune.
**[12:53] Mei**
Like a talisman. Some kind of talisman.
**[12:58] Mei**
I guess it's not that easy to just find one.
**[13:08] Pekola**
Laundromats these days add
everything automatically, huh?
***SIGN*** Wash and Dry
***SIGN*** Wash
Only
***SIGN*** No fabric softener needed
***SIGN*** Detergent and
fabric softener
will be added
automatically
***SIGN*** Wash
***SIGN*** Minutes
**[13:13] Pekola**
I didn't need the detergent.
**[13:17] Pekola**
I'll take this opportunity to
write down my shopping list.
***SIGN*** Bread Crusts (get free)
***SIGN*** Facial Lotion
**[13:23] Pekola**
This syringe-shaped pen is so cool!
**[13:26] Pekola**
I'm so glad I bought it.
**[13:28] Mei**
There's one!
**[13:30] Mei**
I found one already!
**[13:32] Mei**
Those goggling eyes!
**[13:34] Mei**
That skinny body!
**[13:35] Mei**
And that pale skin!
**[13:37] Mei**
You're so creepy, you'll be
*perfect* to ward off misfortune!
**[13:40] Pekola**
How rude.
**[13:43] Mei**
*White powder?*
**[13:45] Mei**
*A syringe?*
**[13:47] Mei**
*And now I can see the bags under her eyes...*
**[13:50] Mei**
You poor thing. You must have felt cornered.
**[13:53] Pekola**
Well, I get cornered just about every day...
**[13:57] Mei**
I knew it.
**[13:58] Mei**
Still, you may be a friend of Orochimaru,
but I can't overlook this!
**[14:03] Pekola**
What are you talking about?
**[14:04] Mei**
Don't think you can play dumb!
**[14:06] Mei**
You're coming with me!
***SIGN*** Yen
***SIGN*** Minutes
**[14:07] Pekola**
Huh?!
**[14:09] Pekola**
W-Wait... What do you think you're...
***SIGN*** White
Powder?
**[14:13] Pekola**
*Wait, has she...*
***SIGN*** Syringe?
**[14:15] Pekola**
Y-You've got the wrong idea!
**[14:16] Pekola**
These are just packets
of detergent and a pen—
**[14:19] Mei**
I'll listen to your excuses
back at my apartment.
**[14:21] Pekola**
Huh? Your apartment?
**[14:24] Mei**
You're going to live there as a talisman
to ward off misfortune, Pekola-chan!
**[14:28] Pekola**
Huh? What do you mean?
**[14:31] Mei**
It's the one thing that'll purify you
after the grave crime you've committed.
**[14:35] Pekola**
I don't understand what you're
saying! I don't want to do that!
**[14:39] Mei**
But I've already handcuffed you
to make sure you can't get away!
**[14:43] Pekola**
When did that happen?
**[14:44] Mei**
Come now. Let's go.
**[14:46] Tanahashi**
Part-timer!
**[14:47] Pekola**
Oh! Nice timing!
**[14:49] Pekola**
I have to go to work now,
so I can't ward off misfortune for you.
**[14:54] Pekola**
Isn't that right?
**[14:55] Tanahashi**
Part-timer...
**[14:56] Tanahashi**
Don't worry about work.
Go be a talisman, part-timer.
**[15:01] Pekola**
What?!
**[15:02] Tanahashi**
Later, part-timer. Do a good job, part-timer.
**[15:03] Pekola**
*Now I'm stuck with her...*
**[15:09] Mei**
But I don't think this will be enough.
**[15:12] Mei**
A talisman... A lucky item...
***SIGN*** DAI
***SIGN*** Kanda
**[15:18] Mei**
A p-panda?!
**[15:20] Mei**
You're so cute!
**[15:24] Mei**
A cute thing like you
is likely to be abducted!
**[15:27] Ran**
*Wh-Who is this lady?!*
**[15:29] Mei**
Okay! I'll take you in!
**[15:32] Mei**
Come along with me, Monochrome!
**[15:34] Ran**
* Kyon-Kyon, where are you?!*
* Help me, Kyon-Kyon!*
**[15:40] Mei**
But this still isn't enough.
**[15:43] Miku**
Green onion, green onion, la la la!
**[15:45] Mei**
Onion Miku!
**[15:49] Mei**
Okay, let's go!
***SIGN*** Pudding
**[15:53] Yusa**
Our smooth pudding is
made with cockatrice eggs.
***SIGN*** Pudding
***SIGN*** Smooth
***SIGN*** Pu
***SIGN*** dd
***SIGN*** ing
**[15:56] Yusa**
Care to try some?
**[15:57] Mei**
I'll take one!
***SIGN*** Pudding
***SIGN*** Pudding
**[16:01] Yusa**
Thank you very much!
**[16:03] Mei**
No, thank *you*!
**[16:06] Yusa**
Um...
**[16:07] Yusa**
Huh?
**[16:13] Pekola**
Why is this happening?
**[16:16] Pekola**
That aside...
**[16:17] Pekola**
She's really gathered up
all kinds of things, huh?
**[16:20] Mei**
Isn't it great? It's my prized collection.
**[16:26] Pekola**
A Jizo statue?! Karma
will stick it to you for that!
**[16:30] Mei**
Isn't its forehead absolutely adorable?
**[16:33] Mei**
It was heavy, but *so* worth bringing home!
**[16:36] Mei**
Right, Ishiwatari Shosuke?
**[16:39] Mei**
I'm so happy to be part
of your family, Mei-chan.
**[16:43] Pekola**
You seem awfully scared. Did you have
some kind of traumatic experience?
**[16:53] Pekola**
I see.
***SIGN*** Midorikawa
Family
Grave
***SIGN*** Midorikawa
Family
Grave
***SIGN*** Midorikawa
Family
Grave
***SIGN*** Midorikawa
Family
Grave
***SIGN*** Midorikawa
Family
Grave
***SIGN*** Midorikawa
Family
Grave
***SIGN*** Midorikawa
Family
Grave
**[16:56] Pekola**
That's a gravestone!
**[16:58] Mei**
Yep! I took it because
it has such a cute shape.
**[17:01] Pekola**
Karma's *definitely* coming for you!
**[17:04] Pekola**
Don't you think the Jizo statue and this
gravestone might be causing your bad luck?
**[17:08] Mei**
Oh, so that's why?
**[17:10] Jizo**
Karma's sticking it to you.
**[17:12] Pekola**
That obviously has to be it!
**[17:17] Pekola**
That sound... It's like a ghost
might appear at any moment!
**[17:25] Ghost**
Ghost.
**[17:27] Mei**
You're so *cute!*
**[17:29] Mei**
Starting today, your name is Galactica!
***SIGN*** Slip
**[17:33] Ghost**
Are you able to keep up with all this?
**[17:36] Pekola**
No one can keep up with this lady.
**[17:39] Mei**
But... it's still not enough.
**[17:42] Mei**
Orochimaru... Without Orochimaru...
**[17:46] Mei**
It's just no use at all!
**[17:49] Mei**
I'm stepping out for a bit!
**[17:56] Jashin**
Yurine sent me away without hesitation...
**[18:02] Jashin**
Oh, this is where you ended up?
**[18:05] Jashin**
You should've gone back
to Heaven. This is Hell.
**[18:08] Mei**
So cute!
**[18:10] Mei**
You're so ugly, you're adorable!
**[18:13] Jashin**
She clearly doesn't like that.
**[18:15] Mei**
I like it just fine, actually.
**[18:18] Mei**
Rub, rub! So smooth!
**[18:22] Mei**
I love it! I don't even care
about bad luck anymore!
**[18:28] Yusa**
Give me back my sister!
**[18:30] Kyon**
Onee-chan!
**[18:31] Tanahashi**
Part-timer!
**[18:33] Old**
So this is where you've been.
**[18:36] Jashin**
Y-You guys!
**[18:37] Pekola**
And an old couple I don't know!
***SIGN*** Hell
**[18:42] Yusa**
Everything's okay now.
**[18:44] Ran**
H-Help me, Kyon-Kyon!
**[18:46] Ran**
Give me candy, quick!
**[18:50] Kyon**
Right!
**[18:57] Mei**
Now you're not cute anymore.
**[18:59] Mei**
I don't want you!
**[19:04] Ghosts**
Oh, it's the grandkids.
**[19:06] Tanahashi**
Hey, part-timer!
**[19:08] Tanahashi**
Time for your next job.
**[19:10] Pekola**
I'm going to my next job, am I?
**[19:10] Tanahashi**
Hurry it up, part-timer.
**[19:13] Pekola**
S-So long.
**[19:16] Man**
Well, shall we go home, dear?
**[19:19] Woman**
I suppose so.
**[19:20] Woman**
Huh?
**[19:21] Woman**
Isn't this the Jizo statue from that street?
**[19:25] Man**
Goodness! It must be fate
that we found it here.
**[19:29] Man**
We'll take it back home.
**[19:32] Woman**
We do beg your pardon.
**[19:34] Mei**
Oh, not at all.
**[19:36] Woman**
What a tasty-looking mandarin.
**[19:38] Ghost**
Hey, wait!
**[19:38] Man**
Dear, that's an orange.
**[19:44] Miku**
What a powerful grandma and grandpa!
**[19:47] Jashin**
He can tell the difference
between a mandarin and an orange?
**[19:51] Mei**
They all left.
**[19:54] Mei**
But that's fine!
**[19:55] Mei**
Galactica and Shosuke were probably
causing my bad luck, and they left, too!
**[19:59] Mei**
I don't even need a talisman anymore!
**[20:02] Mei**
And besides...
**[20:04] Mei**
I've got Orochimaru!
**[20:06] Jashin**
Wh-Why isn't anyone coming to take me home?!
**[20:12] Jashin**
Could that be Yurine?!
**[20:27] Staff**
Do you know where my Miku is?
***SIGN*** Crypton Staff
**[20:31] Miku**
Here!
**[20:33] Staff**
Oh, thank goodness!
I looked everywhere for you.
**[20:36] Miku**
Sorry, Manager.
**[20:39] Staff**
Well, I'll be taking her back now.
**[20:41] Miku**
Bye-bye!
**[20:50] Jashin**
Why? Why won't Yurine come for me?
***SIGN*** Yakitori
***SIGN*** Hell
***SIGN*** For
***SIGN*** Maharaurava
**[20:56] Mei**
There's no need to cry, Orochimaru.
**[20:59] Mei**
I'll be with you forever and ever.
**[21:05] Jashin**
Maybe Yurine won't come,
but I know Medusa will!
**[21:10] Jashin**
Right, ATM?!
**[21:13] Jashin**
A-T-M!
***SIGN*** She would never abandon a true amigo!
***SIGN*** Abandon
***SIGN*** a True
***SIGN*** aMigo
**[21:21] Yurine**
Eat all you like.
**[21:23] Three**
Let's eat!
***SIGN*** A lightly deep-fried tempura mountain!
***SIGN*** A
***SIGN*** lightly
deep-fried
***SIGN*** Tempura
***SIGN*** Mountain
**[21:31] Minos**
Hey, where's Jashin-chan?
**[21:33] Yurine**
No idea.
**[21:35] Jashin**
A-T-M!
**[21:35] Mei**
Shining love!
***SIGN*** Curry, Fresh Moon, Daimaru-yaki...
***SIGN*** Jinbocho has so many delicious foods.
***SIGN*** It might be nice to buy a book from a used bookstore
***SIGN*** and relax with it in a retro café.
***SIGN*** I don't really understand difficult books, though.
***SIGN*** Next time on *Dropkick
on My Devil!! X*, episode 4:
***SIGN*** "How to Have a Wicked Time in Jinbocho."
***SIGN*** Of course, the only wicked thing in Jinbocho is Jashin-chan.
# E4 - How to Have a Wicked Time in Jinbocho
Source: [Crunchyroll](https://www.crunchyroll.com/watch/GWDU8WM9J/how-to-have-a-wicked-time-in-jinbocho)
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**[01:33] Pino**
This is a surprise.
**[01:35] Pino**
I never expected you to help me clean.
**[01:38] Jashin**
It's not that I'm helping you or anything.
**[01:42] Jashin**
I just got to thinking...
It really is fall now.
**[01:50] Jashin**
There! That should be more than enough.
**[01:53] Jashin**
You can call it a day now. Thanks!
**[01:56] Pino**
*Suspicious... Is she plotting something evil?*
**[02:16] Jashin**
Burn! Burn!
**[02:18] Jashin**
Tonight's dinner is Yurine
roasted over fallen leaves!
**[02:24] Pino**
Fires in the building
are strictly prohibited.
**[02:27] Jashin**
Huh?
**[02:36] Jashin**
You don't toast marshmallows. They aren't
"toasted." They *allow* themselves to toast.
**[02:41] Jashin**
Let us accept the power
of Marshmallow-sama.
***SIGN*** Ja
***SIGN*** Ja
***SIGN*** Ja
***SIGN*** Ja
***SIGN*** Ja
***SIGN*** Ja
***SIGN*** Ja
***SIGN*** Ja
***SIGN*** Ja
***SIGN*** Ja
***SIGN*** Ja
***SIGN*** Ja
***SIGN*** Ja
**[02:52] Jashin**
Piping hot cocoa and toasted
marshmallows. Nothing beats it!
**[03:00] Jashin**
What is it, Beth? You want some, too?
**[03:06] Jashin**
Scared of fire, are you?
**[03:08] Jashin**
Beast of Hell or not,
I guess a beast's still a beast.
**[03:13] Jashin**
I have no fear of fire.
**[03:15] Jashin**
I will trample right over these flames.
**[03:17] Jashin**
How's this? Amazing, right?
**[03:19] Jashin**
A strong devil like me doesn't
even feel the heat from the flames!
***SIGN*** ° Don't try this at home
**[03:25] Jashin**
Hey! My tail and hair are on fire!
**[03:27] Jashin**
Hot! Hot! Hot! Hot! Hot!
**[03:34] Jashin**
That was a close call.
***SIGN*** Beth
**[03:48] Jashin**
Wait, wait, wait! This is bad!
**[03:50] Jashin**
It's burning! It's burning!
**[03:52] Jashin**
Water! Water!
**[04:05] Jashin**
Wait! This is not the time to be spacing out!
**[04:07] Jashin**
Quick! Quick! Gotta put it out quick!
***SIGN*** Flop
**[04:15] Jashin**
H-How could this happen?
***SIGN*** Ja
***SIGN*** Ja
***SIGN*** Ja
***SIGN*** Ja
**[04:21] Jashin**
Can I put it out with hot cocoa?
***SIGN*** Ja
***SIGN*** Ja
***SIGN*** Ja
**[04:23] Jashin**
Nope.
**[04:24] Jashin**
There's a sweet smell
coming from it now, though!
**[04:27] Jashin**
What am I supposed to do?!
***SIGN*** Beth
**[04:29] Jashin**
Please, just go out! I'm begging you!
***SIGN*** Beth
**[04:33] Jashin**
It's no use. The fire's
just going to get bigger.
**[04:36] Jashin**
Sorry, Pino...
**[04:38] Jashin**
It's probably going to burn down.
**[04:41] Jashin**
It's all over!
**[04:44] Yusa**
Oh, my.
**[04:46] Jashin**
Yusa! Koji!
**[04:48] DevilA**
You called?
**[04:49] Jashin**
Perfect timing!
**[04:51] Jashin**
I need your help because reasons!
**[04:55] Yusa**
For goodness' sake...
**[04:56] Yusa**
I suppose I must.
***SIGN*** Beth
***SIGN*** Beth
***SIGN*** Beth
**[05:11] Jashin**
You saved my skin!
**[05:17] Yusa**
"If we hadn't come to visit, she would
have been in big trouble," she says.
**[05:24] Jashin**
Yeah, you're right about that.
***SIGN*** Beth
**[05:27] Jashin**
I owe you one.
**[05:29] Jashin**
Don't tell Yurine about this, okay?
**[05:32] Jashin**
She'd be furious.
**[05:34] Jashin**
Okay?
***SIGN*** Grovel
**[05:43] Jashin**
A simple task.
**[05:56] Jashin**
How's that? Too hard? Too soft?
**[05:59] Jashin**
Oh! Are you thirsty? Here you go!
**[06:02] Yurine**
They're awfully buddy-buddy today.
***SIGN*** DAI
***SIGN*** Kanda
***SIGN*** DAI
***SIGN*** Kanda
***SIGN*** DAI
***SIGN*** Kanda
***SIGN*** DAI
***SIGN*** Kanda
***SIGN*** Daimaru-yaki Tea Shop
***SIGN*** Daimaru-yaki Tea Shop
***SIGN*** Daimaru-yaki Tea Shop
***SIGN*** DAI
***SIGN*** Kanda
***SIGN*** DAI
***SIGN*** Kanda
***SIGN*** DAI
***SIGN*** Kanda
**[06:13] Guy**
Our Daimaru-yaki are great when fresh,
**[06:16] Guy**
but they keep, so it'll still be good
even if you let it rest for a week.
**[06:20] Kyon**
Rest for a week?
***SIGN*** One Week Later
**[06:37] KyonRan**
Hao chi!
**[06:43] Jashin**
Koji worked me like a slave
last time, and it was humiliating!
**[06:47] Jashin**
And it's all because Yurine is
*way* too scary when she's mad!
**[06:51] Jashin**
Huh? Where am I, anyway?
**[06:55] Jashin**
I was so irritated, I just kept
walking without paying attention.
**[07:11] Yurine**
Huh?
**[07:14] Yurine**
What is this thing?
**[07:17] Yurine**
A statue of Jashin-chan?
**[07:20] Yurine**
Who'd make something so tasteless?
**[07:24] Yurine**
It sure is well-made, though.
**[07:27] Yurine**
Looks just like her.
**[07:35] Jashin**
*She really didn't notice!*
**[07:37] Jashin**
* This may look like a statue,*
* but it's actually me!*
**[07:41] Jashin**
* I'll get her to let her guard down,*
* and when I spy an opening,*
**[07:44] Jashin**
* I'll use the gun hidden in*
* my belly pocket to shoot her!*
**[07:48] (Flashback) Jashin**
If you'll lend me your gun, I'll stay
in your collection for three days!
**[07:53] (Flashback) Mei**
Deal! Here you go!
**[07:54] Jashin**
* I don't want to be part of Mei's collection,*
* but it's a small sacrifice for a great payoff.*
**[07:59] Jashin**
*I'll finish her off with this gun.*
**[08:02] Yurine**
Oh, I forgot to buy that book.
**[08:06] Jashin**
*Huh? You're going out?*
**[08:14] Jashin**
* It won't be easy to wait here*
* in this pose the whole time.*
**[08:19] Jashin**
*I guess I'll move around a little.*
**[08:23] Yurine**
That book doesn't go on sale until next week.
**[08:26] Yurine**
Glad I remembered before
I went to the bookstore.
**[08:29] Jashin**
* Did she do that on purpose?*
* No, surely not. This disguise is perfect!*
**[08:36] Yurine**
Has its pose changed since I stepped out?
**[08:40] Yurine**
Maybe it's my imagination.
**[08:48] Yurine**
Tape Sphector.
**[08:52] Jashin**
* That's the name I've always found the*
* funniest in the whole human realm.*
**[08:57] DevilA**
A band from Kansai with
foreign ties: Eeyarosmith.
**[09:03] Yurine**
I feel like it just laughed.
**[09:05] DevilA**
What's a TV announcer's
least favorite town? Kanda.
**[09:11] Jashin**
It's no use! I can't hold it in!
**[09:16] Jashin**
Oh, it hurts!
**[09:24] Jashin**
Forget this!
**[09:25] Jashin**
I don't care if she knows!
**[09:27] Jashin**
I'm gonna kill her with this gun!
**[09:29] Jashin**
Dinner tonight is Yurine honeycomb stew!
**[09:35] Jashin**
Huh?
**[09:37] Jashin**
What? Huh? Huh?
**[09:43] Yurine**
I saw through all of it.
**[09:45] Jashin**
What do you mean?!
**[09:46] Yurine**
I thought you might try this, so I bought
Mei-san off before you got to her.
**[09:51] Yurine**
I told her to just give
you some random thing
**[09:55] Yurine**
in exchange for having her
way with you for a week.
**[09:59] Jashin**
What?!
**[10:01] Jashin**
Just what the heck are you?
**[10:03] Jashin**
A psychic? Are you Mami?!
**[10:06] Jashin**
I can't beat you! No matter
what I do, I can't beat you!
**[10:10] Yurine**
Anyway, it's not like a police officer
would just give someone their gun.
**[10:15] Mei**
Orochimaru!
**[10:17] Mei**
You didn't come over, so I came to get you!
**[10:21] Mei**
Well, I'll be taking her now,
as we agreed, Yurine-chan.
**[10:24] Yurine**
Go right ahead.
**[10:27] Jashin**
Wait... No!
**[10:29] Mei**
Be good now. You'll be having
so much fun soon enough!
**[10:31] Jashin**
Let go of me!
**[10:38] Kyon**
An eye for an eye, and a haniwa for a...
**[10:41] Kyon**
...hao!
**[10:44] Jashin**
Having to be in Mei's collection
for a week was humiliating!
**[10:49] Jashin**
But being freed from housework gave me
time to make some progress in my game.
**[10:54] Jashin**
I'll kill the final boss in no time!
**[10:57] Jashin**
I'm home!
**[10:59] Yurine**
Welcome back.
**[11:01] Yurine**
That sure went quick.
**[11:03] Jashin**
It did *not*! I was gone for a whole week!
**[11:07] Yurine**
Well, enough about that.
Come rub my shoulders.
**[11:15] Yurine**
Don't spend all your time playing games.
**[11:17] Jashin**
I was in the middle of
fighting the final boss!
**[11:20] Yurine**
I only put it in sleep mode.
**[11:23] Jashin**
I was about to beat it, too...
**[11:28] Jashin**
*Oh, fine.*
**[11:30] Jashin**
*I swear... Yurine's so selfish...*
**[11:33] Yurine**
Harder.
**[11:35] Jashin**
Yeah, yeah.
**[11:37] Jashin**
*Wait a minute...*
**[11:39] Jashin**
*I'm behind Yurine right now!*
**[11:42] Jashin**
* That means I could land an*
* attack on her at any time!*
**[11:47] Jashin**
* All right. Time to try out*
* my new deadly move.*
**[11:50] Jashin**
* Turning your back on me*
* was a mistake, Yurine.*
**[11:55] Jashin**
Die!
**[11:56] Jashin**
Chop!
**[11:58] Jashin**
Jashin-chan Chop!
Jashin-chan Chop! Jashin-chan Chop!
**[12:00] Jashin**
Jashin-chan Spinal Cord Punch!
Jashin-chan Spinal Cord Punch!
**[12:02] Jashin**
Jashin-chan Spinal Cord Punch!
**[12:04] Jashin**
Drop dead, Yurine!
**[12:05] Jashin**
Tonight's dinner is minced Yurine!
**[12:08] Jashin**
Divine punishment!
**[12:11] Yurine**
That's perfect.
**[12:13] Jashin**
What?!
**[12:14] Jashin**
* My Chop and even my*
* Spinal Cord Punch did nothing?!*
**[12:18] Jashin**
*Or more like they did* something*,
just the wrong thing!*
**[12:21] Jashin**
*Impossible!*
**[12:23] Yurine**
Jashin-chan, this is how you do a chop.
**[12:29] Yurine**
Yurine Chop!
**[12:33] Jashin**
B-Both sides of my collarbone are broken...
**[12:37] Yurine**
You're so brittle. Are you
getting enough calcium?
**[12:41] Jashin**
Do you have steel beams
in your hands or something?
**[12:46] Jashin**
It'll take at least half a day for
my broken collarbone to heal.
**[12:49] Yurine**
It'll heal in half a day, though?
**[12:51] Jashin**
I heal faster than a human,
but I feel pain just the same!
**[12:55] Yurine**
That's too bad. I guess you
can't play your game now.
**[12:58] Jashin**
Forget the game. I can't
prepare dinner, either.
**[13:01] Yurine**
Aw, come on. Will yourself to heal
faster and get dinner ready.
**[13:06] Yurine**
I don't like it when dinner's late.
**[13:09] Jashin**
It's times like this when
you should make it yourself!
**[13:11] Yurine**
First things first...
**[13:13] Yurine**
I'll finish this game and
watch the ending for you.
**[13:16] Jashin**
Stop! Please don't!
***SIGN*** Kissho
Bunsendo
***SIGN*** Kissho
Bunsendo
***SIGN*** Kissho
Bunsendo
***SIGN*** Kissho
Bunsendo
***SIGN*** Kissho
Bunsendo
***SIGN*** Kissho
Bunsendo
***SIGN*** Pack
of 10
***SIGN*** yen
***SIGN*** Fresh Moon/Roman
***SIGN*** Pack
of 12
***SIGN*** yen
***SIGN*** Fresh Moon/Roman
**[13:22] Kyon**
Fresh Moon...
**[13:24] Kyon**
Moon?
**[13:25] Kyon**
Mooncakes?
**[13:32] KyonRan**
Hao chi!
**[13:36] Jashin**
I didn't get to see the ending!
**[13:39] Jashin**
That's the saddest part of all this!
**[13:41] Jashin**
At this point, I'll do whatever I have
to do to put Yurine in her place!
**[13:48] Guy**
All right... Okay, over here.
***SIGN*** That's a big hole.
**[13:52] Minos**
It's dangerous. Be careful not to fall in.
**[13:55] Guy**
Over here, over here!
**[13:56] Jashin**
A hole?
**[13:56] Guy**
No, not over there!
**[13:57] Jashin**
A hole.
**[13:58] Guy**
Oh, thank you!
**[13:59] Jashin**
A hole, huh?
**[14:00] Guy**
Over here, over here!
**[14:03] Pekola**
I'm exhausted.
**[14:05] Pekola**
Man, night shifts are rough...
**[14:10] Pekola**
What could that be?
**[14:12] Pekola**
What? There's a huge
hole in front of my house.
**[14:17] Pekola**
What in the world...
**[14:20] Pekola**
It's you! What are you doing down there?
**[14:24] Jashin**
Can't you tell? I'm digging a pitfall.
**[14:28] Pekola**
Why are you doing that?
And you're digging it so deep...
**[14:33] Pekola**
But... how are you going to get out of there?
**[14:41] Jashin**
I didn't think about that.
**[14:44] Jashin**
Help me, Pekola!
**[14:46] Pekola**
I would rather not help a devil,
but I suppose I have no choice.
**[14:53] Jashin**
Your whip saved me!
**[14:56] Pekola**
I don't carry a whip around
with me all the time, you know.
**[14:59] Jashin**
Good thing I decided to
dig in front of *your* house.
**[15:02] Pekola**
And just why were you digging a pitfall?
**[15:05] Jashin**
Well, you see...
**[15:08] Jashin**
I'm gonna drop Yurine into it and kill her!
**[15:11] Pekola**
What?!
**[15:13] Jashin**
Yurine! There's a mandragora
blooming over here!
**[15:17] Yurine**
Really? Why is there one
in front of Pekola's house?
**[15:23] Jashin**
Ha! You fell!
**[15:28] Yurine**
You tricked me!
**[15:30] Yurine**
Ouch. I twisted my ankle.
**[15:33] Yurine**
Help me, Jashin-chan!
**[15:35] Jashin**
Nope!
**[15:37] Jashin**
You're going to die down there.
**[15:39] Jashin**
This big rock will turn you into mincemeat.
**[15:43] Jashin**
Die, Yurine.
**[15:44] Jashin**
Dinner tonight is Yurine burgers!
**[15:50] Jashin**
Just like that.
**[15:52] Pekola**
How cruel.
**[15:56] Jashin**
Okay, I've covered up the hole.
**[16:00] Jashin**
All I need to do now is call Yurine over.
**[16:04] Chiba**
Ow, ow, ow.
**[16:06] Ozaki**
I can't believe we headbanged so hard
at that concert, we got whiplash.
**[16:10] Chiba**
I offered up my neck to Noel-chan.
**[16:15] DevilA**
They are suffering from neck sprains,
also known as "whiplash."
**[16:20] DevilA**
It has no connection to this kind of whip.
**[16:23] DevilA**
X!
**[16:26] Yurine**
What's going on, Jashin-chan?
Why'd you call me here out of the blue?
**[16:30] Yurine**
Hello, Pekola.
**[16:32] Pekola**
Hanazono Yurine...
**[16:34] Jashin**
Get this! I found a mandragora
blooming in front of Pekola's house!
**[16:39] Yurine**
Oh? Then, Pekola has already
found it herself by now, right?
**[16:44] Yurine**
What's all this about?
**[16:46] Jashin**
Come on, Yurine! Bring it on!
**[16:50] Yurine**
What now?
**[16:52] Yurine**
You're being kind of aggravating.
**[16:55] Pekola**
* The way this is going,*
* Hanazono Yurine is about to...*
**[17:00] (Flashback) Yurine**
Here's a lunch for you, Pekola.
**[17:02] (Flashback) Takahashi**
Let's get to the job site, part-timer!
**[17:05] (Flashback) Yurine**
It's been getting colder,
hasn't it? I brought you a scarf.
**[17:09] (Flashback) Takahashi**
You've got a shift today, part-timer.
**[17:12] (Flashback) Yurine**
Pekola... Pekola... Pekola...
**[17:13] (Flashback) Takahashi**
Part-timer! Part-timer! Part-timer!
**[17:17] (Flashback) Takahashi**
Part-timer...
**[17:19] Pekola**
Why did someone who has nothing
to do with this spring to mind?
**[17:23] Pekola**
That's not what this is about!
***SIGN*** Wham
***SIGN*** Wham
**[17:25] Pekola**
Watch out!
***SIGN*** Wham
**[17:33] Yurine**
A pitfall?
**[17:34] Pekola**
Ouch.
**[17:36] Jashin**
Hey! Why'd you have to go and do that?!
**[17:40] Jashin**
I was one step away
from finally killing Yurine!
**[17:43] Jashin**
Do you have any idea how hard
I worked for this, you stupid fallen angel?!
**[17:51] Pekola**
*Shameful...*
**[17:52] Pekola**
*What a shameful display...*
**[17:56] Yurine**
Oh, so that's what this was.
**[18:00] Jashin**
Y-You've got it all wrong.
**[18:03] Jashin**
Pekola dug this hole to live in, see...
**[18:11] Jashin**
Please forgive me, Yurine!
**[18:14] Jashin**
I'll do anything!
**[18:16] Yurine**
Dinner tonight is burgers made
from minced Jashin-chan.
**[18:21] Jashin**
Please don't!
***SIGN*** Please Don't
***SIGN*** Please Don't
***SIGN*** Please Don't
***SIGN*** Please Don't
**[18:26] Ran**
This is fun!
**[18:32] Kyon**
When we went to Hell Zoo...
**[18:35] Kyon**
If I hadn't been distracted
by the slow loris...
**[18:39] Kyon**
If I'd come back immediately...
**[18:41] Kyon**
Maybe I could have prevented
you from becoming a panda.
**[18:46] Ran**
You're bringing that up again?
**[18:48] Ran**
It's fine.
**[18:50] Ran**
A lot happened, but we're
here now, helping each other.
**[18:54] Ran**
And it's not like I hate
pandas now or anything.
**[18:57] Ran**
Besides...
**[18:59] Ran**
I totally agree that slow
lorises are super cute!
***SIGN*** Hao
**[19:03] Kyon**
Right?
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***SIGN*** (3) The game that
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**[19:13] Jashin**
*This is a piece of cake.*
**[19:15] Jashin**
*Ah!*
**[19:16] Jashin**
*Roddy was the name of the actor.*
***SIGN*** Roddy
**[19:19] Jashin**
*The answer is Cornelius.*
**[19:21] Jashin**
*Eraser, eraser...*
**[19:24] Jashin**
*It's not here.*
**[19:25] Jashin**
*I forgot my eraser!*
**[19:28] Jashin**
* Can I just write over it*
* to make it look right?*
***SIGN*** Roddy
***SIGN*** Corne
**[19:32] Jashin**
Yeah, not happening.
***SIGN*** Regular
Test
**[19:35] Jashin**
*Maybe I should tell the teacher...*
**[19:36] Jashin**
*Oh, yeah! I still have that!*
***SIGN*** Rustle
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***SIGN*** Rustle
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***SIGN*** Rustle
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***SIGN*** Rustle
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***SIGN*** Rustle
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**[19:41] Jashin**
* The slow loris eraser I got from*
* a capsule machine yesterday.*
**[19:44] Jashin**
*I'm glad I held on to this.*
***SIGN*** Roddy
***SIGN*** Corne
**[19:48] Jashin**
*Come on...*
***SIGN*** Roddy
***SIGN*** Corne
**[19:50] Jashin**
* It's not erasing it!*
* It's just making it all messy!*
**[19:54] Jashin**
* And the slow loris eraser*
* is all smudged now, too...*
***SIGN*** Animal
***SIGN*** Animal
***SIGN*** Animal
***SIGN*** Erasers
***SIGN*** Series 2
***SIGN*** Slow Loris
***SIGN*** Sand Cat
***SIGN*** Elephant
***SIGN*** Tibetan Fox
***SIGN*** Giraffe
***SIGN*** Collect All 5
**[19:58] Jashin**
* You're an eraser, aren't you?!*
* That's what it said on the machine!*
***SIGN*** Erase
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**[20:02] Jashin**
*Darn it, erase!*
***SIGN*** Rip
***SIGN*** Rip
***SIGN*** Rip
***SIGN*** Rip
***SIGN*** Rip
**[20:06] Jashin**
*Damn you, slow loris!*
***SIGN*** Gnash
**[20:12] Jashin**
*I have to patch it up.*
**[20:14] Jashin**
*I don't have any glue or tape, though.*
**[20:17] Jashin**
*Hm, I think I know what to use.*
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***SIGN*** The Fried Chicken
Lunch She Bought
at the School
Store to Eat Early
***SIGN*** Knead
***SIGN*** Knead
***SIGN*** Knead
***SIGN*** Knead
***SIGN*** Knead
***SIGN*** Knead
***SIGN*** Stick
***SIGN*** Stick
***SIGN*** Stick
***SIGN*** Stick
***SIGN*** Stick
***SIGN*** Stick
***SIGN*** Jashin-chan? What's the matter?
***SIGN*** Regular
Test
**[20:32] Jashin**
O-Oh, nothing...
**[20:38] Jashin**
* There. All patched up nicely,*
* if I do say so myself.*
**[20:42] Jashin**
* I could make a living out*
* of this when I grow up.*
**[20:45] Jashin**
*I could be a ripped-paper fixer.*
***SIGN*** Okay, time's up.
***SIGN*** Collect all the tests, starting at the back.
**[20:53] Jashin**
It's... over?
**[20:58] Jashin**
* I got so caught up in fixing the paper,*
* I didn't even answer the first question!*
**[21:03] Jashin**
* I should've moved on to the next question*
* instead of getting hung up on that mistake...*
***SIGN*** Jashin-chan, collect your row's tests.
**[21:11] Medusa**
Jashin-chan, what's wrong?
**[21:13] Jashin**
Roddy...
**[21:15] Jashin**
Roddy...
**[21:18] Jashin**
Did my life just flash before my eyes?
**[21:20] Jashin**
* Oh, that's right. I'm about*
* to be crushed by a boulder.*
**[21:25] Jashin**
* A hint on how to get out of this situation*
* must've been hidden in that memory.*
**[21:30] Jashin**
Yes, the answer is...
**[21:33] Jashin**
Roddy!
***SIGN*** A
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**[21:35] Yurine**
I think you mean Cornelius.
**[21:37] Pekola**
I have no idea what that means.
**[23:10] Hanako**
I'm Kasugai Hanako. I'll be living
with all of you from now on.
**[23:14] Hanako**
It's nice to meet you.
**[23:16] Hanako**
Nice to meet you, Lierre-chan.
**[23:19] Lierre**
You're...
**[23:20] Lierre**
What are you doing here?!
**[23:22] Hanako**
That's still a secret for now.
**[23:25] Hanako**
Next time on *Dropkick
on My Devil!! X*, episode 5:
**[23:29] Hanako**
"To Love and Be Loved by Thirty Million."
**[23:32] Hanako**
Let's all enjoy watching together.
**[23:34] Hanako**
Right, Lierre-chan?
# E5 - To Love and Be Loved by Thirty Million
Source: [Crunchyroll](https://www.crunchyroll.com/watch/GG1U2Q5MJ/to-love-and-be-loved-by-thirty-million)
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***SIGN*** Beth
**[00:07] Jashin**
What?!
***SIGN*** Yeah, my mother's coming by soon to see how I'm doing.
**[00:13] Jashin**
Persephone-sensei is coming to see me?
***SIGN*** I said she's coming to see *me*!
**[00:18] Jashin**
Sensei is my teacher, my parent,
my sister, and my daughter.
**[00:26] Minos**
Uh, I think you were fine up until "sister"...
**[00:29] Jashin**
I have to show her just how magnificently
I'm doing in the human realm!
**[00:33] Yurine**
You sure are fired up.
**[00:35] Yurine**
This Sensei was a pretty big
presence in your life, huh?
**[00:38] Minos**
Jashin-chan never listens to anyone,
but she'd always do what Sensei said.
**[00:45] Jashin**
Sh-She's here!
**[00:48] Jashin**
I'm so glad you're here, Sensei!
**[00:55] Miku**
Miku Delivery Service!
**[00:59] Jashin**
You got my hopes up!
**[01:02] Miku**
Thank ya!
**[01:07] Miku**
Next stop, that elderly couple.
**[01:10] Jashin**
I hope they get a chocolate cake.
**[01:16] Jashin**
It was just a delivery.
**[01:18] Jashin**
Wait, is she in this box?!
***SIGN*** Amason
**[01:21] Minos**
I seriously doubt that.
**[01:23] Jashin**
Oh, I can't wait to see Sensei!
**[01:26] Medusa**
I wonder when she'll get here.
**[01:28] Jashin**
Ah, I hope it's soon!
**[03:02] Yurine**
So...
**[03:03] Jashin**
Yeah...
**[03:05] Jashin**
That black shadow in the corner, right?
**[03:08] Medusa**
It's been there for a long time...
**[03:11] Medusa**
What the heck is it?
**[03:13] Jashin**
While we were talking about it,
it's started to take shape!
***SIGN*** It took a while to materialize that time...
**[03:25] Three**
S-Sensei?!
***SIGN*** Mother!
**[03:26] Yurine**
Huh?!
***SIGN*** I bet you never thought that shadow would turn into your teacher, huh?
***SIGN*** I wanted to surprise you,
***SIGN*** so I used a trick I can only use once every hundred year—
**[03:38] Jashin**
Sensei—
***SIGN*** I-I used too much power. Let me rest for a bit, please?
**[03:46] DevilA**
Kitsune-sama!
***SIGN*** Thanks. I feel better now.
***SIGN*** Nice to meet you. I'm Jashin-chan's teacher, Persephone.
***SIGN*** You must be Yurine-chan.
***SIGN*** Thank you for taking care of Jashin-chan.
***SIGN*** I have something for you.
***SIGN*** It's a knuckleduster made from my pet Cerberus's claw.
***SIGN*** I heard that you liked weapons.
**[04:15] Yurine**
It's so cool. The coolest thing ever.
**[04:19] Yurine**
Oh, I didn't introduce myself yet.
I'm Hanazono Yurine.
**[04:23] Yurine**
That sure was an unusual way
to make an appearance.
***SIGN*** It'd be boring if I just walked in normally, wouldn't it?
**[04:29] Medusa**
You're as playful as ever, Sensei!
**[04:32] Minos**
So true.
**[04:33] Jashin**
But that weird entrance dulled my
emotional reaction to seeing you again.
***SIGN*** Good to see you again, Jashin-chan. Have you been well?
**[04:42] Jashin**
Sensei!
**[04:44] Jashin**
I missed you so much!
***SIGN*** I hear you haven't been able to beat Yurine-chan at all.
**[04:52] Jashin**
Well, I mean... It's not that I can't...
It's more like I've been letting her win...
**[04:57] Jashin**
It just seems childish to *totally*
let loose on a human, you know?
**[05:02] Jashin**
Also, it wouldn't be like this if you'd
properly taught me your dropkick!
***SIGN*** What? But I taught you it.
**[05:09] Jashin**
Huh?! You taught me nothing!
***SIGN*** Dropkick on My Devil
***SIGN*** It was in Volume 8 of the manga!
**[05:14] Jashin**
Who cares about that? It wasn't in the anime!
***SIGN*** Well, that's because I'm treated like an afterthought in the anime!
**[05:21] Yurine**
Talk about meta.
***SIGN*** Either way, it's just a feeling I get,
***SIGN*** but I don't think you can beat Yurine-chan, so just give up.
**[05:29] Jashin**
B-But didn't you always tell me to never
give up on a fight until the very end?!
***SIGN*** I also taught you the importance of knowing when to quit.
**[05:37] Jashin**
Well, then, Sensei...
**[05:40] Jashin**
You can fight this woman with me!
**[05:43] Yurine**
"This woman"?
**[05:45] Jashin**
U-Uh, I mean, "this young lady"...
**[05:49] Yurine**
No pointing!
**[05:51] Jashin**
My finger! My finger!
**[05:54] Jashin**
My chicken finger!
**[05:55] Yurine**
Chicken fingers are just
your favorite food lately.
**[05:58] Minos**
When all's said and done,
they're pretty good buddies.
**[06:01] Minos**
Uh-huh.
***SIGN*** Still, it's a good thing to challenge yourself,
***SIGN*** so keep working hard until you're able to beat her.
**[06:09] Jashin**
So do I work hard, or do I give up?
***SIGN*** Well, I'll be taking my leave now.
***SIGN*** Aw, already?
***SIGN*** Don't worry. I'll be back.
***SIGN*** The Hell Board of Education ordered me to live here for a while.
***SIGN*** They want me to study how human children live, too.
***SIGN*** Yay!
**[06:31] Minos**
That's great news, Per-chan.
**[06:33] Yurine**
By the way, where will you be staying?
***SIGN*** An orphanage called Iron Commando.
***SIGN*** I came to the human realm today to introduce myself there.
***SIGN*** When everything's all set up for my stay here, I'll come visit again.
***SIGN*** See you then.
**[06:53] Medusa**
It sounds like Sensei will be here for
a while. Isn't that great, Jashin-chan?
**[06:57] Jashin**
Forget that. Buy me some chicken fingers.
**[07:00] Yurine**
Hm, I think the Chicken Finger
orphanage is where Lierre is, right?
**[07:10] Yurine**
Wait, it's not Chicken Finger!
It's Iron Commando!
**[07:14] Yurine**
Your idiocy is contagious!
**[07:16] Jashin**
Smirk.
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***SIGN*** LOYALTY
***SIGN*** Fill me in with
pretty colors
**[07:23] Lierre**
What is this apprehension I feel?
**[07:25] Daichi**
Are you okay, Lierre-chan?
**[07:27] Daichi**
Your lips are blue.
**[07:29] Lierre**
Huh? Oh, uh, my lips have
always been blue, I think...
**[07:33] Daichi**
No, they haven't!
**[07:35] Daichi**
What's wrong? You're acting funny.
**[07:37] Lierre**
I'm fine.
**[07:39] Sensei**
Okay, can I have everyone's attention?
***SIGN*** I'm Kasugai Hanako, and I'll be living with you all starting today. I hope we'll be friends.
**[07:46] Kid1**
Ooh, someone new!
**[07:48] Kid2**
How old are you?
**[07:52] Lierre**
*That's where my apprehension was coming from!*
**[07:55] Daichi**
Lierre-chan?
***SIGN*** What's this?
***SIGN*** You're a bit pale. Are you all right?
**[08:03] Lierre**
Wh-What are you doing—
**[08:07] Lierre**
Oops.
**[08:08] Daichi**
Sensei! Lierre-chan's face
and lips are really pale!
**[08:13] Sensei**
Oh, you're right.
She should go rest in your room.
***SIGN*** I'll take her.
***SIGN*** Come, Lierre-chan, let's go.
***SIGN*** Daichi and Lierre's Room
**[08:28] Lierre**
What's the meaning of this, Persephone?
**[08:31] Lierre**
Did Hell order you to keep an eye on me?
**[08:34] Lierre**
I came here of my own free will.
Heaven has no part in it.
***SIGN*** We haven't seen each other in so long. Be a little happier.
***SIGN*** I only came here to study how children in the human realm live.
***SIGN*** It just happened to be in the same place as you.
**[08:51] Lierre**
I wonder about that.
**[08:54] Lierre**
Wh-What?
***SIGN*** Anyway, that's quite the cute form you've taken.
***SIGN*** It reminds me of when we were kids.
**[09:04] Lierre**
C-Cut it out!
**[09:05] Lierre**
I have no pleasant memories of you!
***SIGN*** Did you really have to say that to your best friend?
**[09:13] Lierre**
That was when you were in Heaven.
**[09:19] Lierre**
I have no best friend in Hell.
**[09:25] Lierre**
Well, for now, we can set aside our respective
reasons for being in the human realm.
***SIGN*** Too Short for a Sash
**[09:31] Lierre**
I'm living here as a child.
Just keep that in mind.
**[09:36] Lierre**
I don't want to cause trouble
for the humans here.
***SIGN*** I know.
**[09:43] Daichi**
Lierre-chan!
**[09:46] Daichi**
Are you feeling okay?
**[09:48] Lierre**
Yeah. All better now.
**[09:49] Daichi**
Oh, good! I was worried
'cause your lips were so blue.
**[09:53] Lierre**
Were they really that blue?
**[09:55] Daichi**
They were bluer than blue!
**[09:57] Daichi**
See? They *weren't* blue to start with!
**[10:04] Daichi**
Thank you, Hanako-san!
**[10:06] Daichi**
You say it, too, Lierre-chan!
**[10:08] Lierre**
Th-Thank you so much.
***SIGN*** You're welcome.
***SIGN*** Well, I'll be going now.
***SIGN*** If you ever feel ill again, tell me right away, okay?
***SIGN*** Lierre-chan.
**[10:27] Daichi**
Thank goodness Hanako-san
is such a nice person!
**[10:29] Lierre**
Y-Yeah.
**[10:32] Lierre**
* This has turned into a real mess.*
* And worst of all...*
**[10:32] Daichi**
She's pretty, she's nice...
I want to be like her!
**[10:35] Lierre**
* It's humiliating that I have to*
* act like a child in front of her!*
**[10:40] Daichi**
Lierre-chan, your lips are
starting to turn blue again.
***SIGN*** m 0 10 l 100 0 100 100 0 100
***SIGN*** Orphanage
Iron Commando
**[10:46] Daichi**
Lierre-chan!
**[10:48] Daichi**
I found something really funny! Come see!
**[10:51] Lierre**
Something funny?
**[10:54] Jashin**
My funny tail's white, too!
**[10:59] Daichi**
There it is!
**[11:01] Lierre**
Huh?! Why is there a panda
ride in a place like this?!
**[11:05] Daichi**
Isn't it funny? It's the only one here.
**[11:10] Lierre**
*J-Just one of them in a place like this?*
**[11:14] Lierre**
*That's hilarious!*
**[11:16] Daichi**
You wanna ride it too, right?
**[11:18] Lierre**
I do!
**[11:20] Lierre**
* Wait, no. If I got all giddy over something*
* like this, I'd be a human child for real.*
**[11:25] Lierre**
* No, I only look like a child right now.*
* It wouldn't be so weird for me to ride it, right?*
**[11:31] Jashin**
Hey, you two.
**[11:33] Jashin**
It's five o'clock.
Little kids should be at home.
**[11:36] Daichi**
You just want to ride it
yourself, Jashin-chan!
**[11:40] Jashin**
You got it.
**[11:43] Jashin**
Up we go!
**[11:45] Jashin**
Go on, get outta here!
**[11:47] Jashin**
Ah, this is so fun!
**[11:49] Jashin**
Has anything ever been this fun? Nope!
**[11:55] Daichi**
Let's go, Lierre-chan.
**[11:57] Lierre**
Y-Yeah.
**[12:09] DevilA**
The next morning!
**[12:12] Lierre**
* I didn't get to ride the panda*
* yesterday because of her.*
**[12:16] Lierre**
* But I am actually an adult, so I guess*
* not riding it was the right choice.*
**[12:21] Lierre**
But maybe I'll go check it out again!
**[12:24] Lierre**
I mean, it's not about whether
I ride it or not! It's just to check it out!
**[12:31] Jashin**
I knew you'd be back.
**[12:35] Lierre**
What are you doing here so early?
**[12:38] Lierre**
Have you been on that thing all this time?
**[12:40] Jashin**
I went home, then came back bright and early...
**[12:43] Jashin**
to make sure you couldn't ride this panda!
**[12:48] Jashin**
I saw how badly you
wanted to ride it yesterday.
**[12:52] Jashin**
So I'm not gonna let you ride it that easily!
**[12:55] Lierre**
Wha—
**[12:56] Lierre**
Why would you do that?
**[12:58] Jashin**
I can't beat you in hand-to-hand combat.
**[13:02] Jashin**
So I'm doing this to torment
you mentally instead.
**[13:05] Jashin**
Pretty mean of me, right?
**[13:08] Jashin**
I'm a devil, after all.
**[13:11] Jashin**
If you want to ride it,
try getting here earlier than me.
**[13:14] Lierre**
I-I just had a momentary
mental lapse yesterday.
**[13:18] Lierre**
I won't take part in such a ridiculous game.
**[13:21] Lierre**
So long.
**[13:28] DevilA**
Early next morning...
**[13:36] Lierre**
Hup!
**[13:38] Lierre**
* Not being able to ride it*
* makes me want to even more!*
**[13:40] Lierre**
* I want to ride that panda*
* so unbelievably bad right now!*
**[13:45] Lierre**
* She'd never expect me to be there*
* this early in the morning, right?*
**[13:51] Jashin**
Did you think just showing up
at dawn would be good enough?
**[13:54] Jashin**
How naïve.
**[13:58] Jashin**
It was written all over your face yesterday
that you'd come here at dawn today.
**[14:03] Jashin**
So I spent the night here.
I slept in that sleeping bag over there.
**[14:07] Jashin**
If you'll admit that I've won
this game, I might let you ride.
**[14:11] Lierre**
I'll never say that!
**[14:13] Lierre**
There was never any need for me
to go easy on a devil in the first place!
**[14:18] Lierre**
I'll move you by force!
**[14:20] Jashin**
Huh?
**[14:23] Jashin**
Ow.
**[14:26] Jashin**
Wow, I got knocked off of it.
**[14:29] Jashin**
She knocked me off by force,
the most barbaric method possible.
**[14:33] Jashin**
I'm disgusted, frankly.
**[14:37] Jashin**
I don't even care anymore. I'm going home.
**[14:51] Lierre**
Was riding this worth
making her so disgusted?
**[14:55] Lierre**
She's the one who was tormenting me!
This makes *me* look like the bad guy!
***SIGN*** How strange that there's only one ride in a place like this.
**[15:05] Lierre**
Persephone! Why are *you* here?!
***SIGN*** It's so early in the morning, and you were gone.
***SIGN*** I got worried and came looking for you.
***SIGN*** What teacher wouldn't do that?
**[15:17] Lierre**
Well, uh...
**[15:20] Lierre**
I-It's not what you think!
***SIGN*** Kids do love playground rides like these. How nostalgic.
***SIGN*** We rode a Pegasus one in Heaven all the time.
***SIGN*** AC
**[15:39] Clerk**
Welcome!
**[15:42] Pekola**
Lierre-sama, what are you ordering?
**[15:44] Lierre**
Let's see... I'll have...
***SIGN*** Unhappy Meal
***SIGN*** Main
***SIGN*** Side
***SIGN*** Drink (S)
***SIGN*** Help me!
***SIGN*** Green onions!
***SIGN*** Patra-chan and Hatsune Miku figures
***SIGN*** Today Only!!
***SIGN*** 2 toys to choose from!
**[15:50] Lierre**
*Th-This is...*
**[15:52] Lierre**
* It comes with a figure of Patra-chan*
* being burned at the stake? I want it!*
**[15:55] Lierre**
And the offer ends today!
**[15:59] Lierre**
* No, no! I can't drool over it*
* in front of my subordinates!*
**[16:02] Lierre**
*It'd tarnish my dignity as their superior!*
**[16:05] Lierre**
A cheeseburger meal with an iced coffee.
**[16:08] Clerk**
Sure!
**[16:09] Lierre**
*I look like a child,
but I* am *an adult, after all.*
**[16:15] DevilA**
Today, Lierre graduates from the
Unhappy Meal she loved so much.
***SIGN*** Unhappy Meal Graduation Ceremony
**[16:23] Poporon**
That really surprised me, though.
**[16:26] Poporon**
I had no idea you and Persephone,
the Queen of Hell, used to be friends.
**[16:31] Lierre**
That's because I never
told you three about it.
**[16:35] Lierre**
Besides, it's been a long, long time
since she was in Heaven.
**[16:39] Pekola**
Why'd Persephone end up goin' to Hell?
***SIGN*** Munch
***SIGN*** Munch
***SIGN*** Munch
**[16:43] Lierre**
Are you eating or talking? Pick one!
**[16:46] Lierre**
It's hard to say.
**[16:48] Lierre**
Heaven can be suffocating with all its
strict rules. Maybe she just got tired of it.
**[16:54] Girl**
Miku has so many green onions stuck in her!
**[16:57] Boy**
Patra-chan's sweating like crazy!
**[16:59] Mom**
That's nice.
**[17:01] Lierre**
*That kid has the "burning at the stake" figure!*
**[17:06] Lierre**
* Seeing someone else with it*
* just makes me want it more!*
**[17:08] Lierre**
* Maybe I didn't need to put*
* on the tough superior act?*
**[17:13] Pekola**
I finished mine.
**[17:15] Poporon**
Stop looking like the
world's coming to an end.
**[17:19] Poporon**
You can have mine.
**[17:21] Pekola**
Thank you!
**[17:23] Poporon**
What's wrong, Pino?
You've been quiet this whole time.
**[17:26] Pino**
I don't believe it.
**[17:28] Pino**
I refuse to believe you just
happened to be together!
**[17:31] Pino**
You wanted to be certain
you could get rid of us,
**[17:34] Pino**
so you called an old friend
from Hell to help you.
**[17:38] Lierre**
What are you talking about?
**[17:40] Lierre**
I have friends in Heaven.
Why would I need to call one in Hell?
**[17:44] Pino**
You lie! I know that's what's going on!
**[17:48] Pino**
I won't just go down quietly.
**[17:50] Pino**
I'll gouge out your eyeballs!
**[17:54] Pekola**
Stop, Pino!
**[17:59] Ozaki**
She screamed!
**[18:03] Chiba**
She screamed again!
***SIGN*** Reiwa Traditional Chinese
***SIGN*** Stomach Medicine
**[18:06] Pekola**
Have you calmed down now?
**[18:09] Pino**
I'm done for...
**[18:12] Pino**
Hanazono-san, please help me...
**[18:14] Poporon**
And now she's crying.
***SIGN*** Oh?
***SIGN*** If it isn't Lierre.
***SIGN*** Hi!
**[18:21] Pekola**
Speak of the devil.
***SIGN*** We came 'cause today's the last day you can get the "Patra-chan burning at the stake" figure.
**[18:28] Lierre**
*Must be nice being a child.*
**[18:31] Lierre**
* They don't have to be shy about*
* choosing the Unhappy Meal.*
***SIGN*** Jashin-chan said to buy it and be back in five minutes, so we gotta hurry! Bye!
**[18:40] Poporon**
That's not possible.
**[18:41] Pekola**
Well, shall we take our leave, too?
**[18:44] Poporon**
Oh, no! The restaurant starts
getting busy around this time!
**[18:48] Pino**
Hanazono-san...
***SIGN*** AC
**[18:50] Clerk**
Thank you for dropping in!
**[18:56] Lierre**
*So long, "Patra-chan burning at the stake."*
***SIGN*** Lierre.
***SIGN*** Here. This is what you wanted, isn't it?
**[19:11] Lierre**
*The "burning at the stake" figure...*
***SIGN*** Be back at the orphanage before dark, okay?
**[19:20] Lierre**
*How is it you always know how I'm feeling?*
**[19:24] Lierre**
* Patra-chan... I'm happy,*
* but also kind of irritated!*
***SIGN*** Jashin-chan
Burning at
the Stake
**[19:28] Jashin**
Hot! Hot, hot, hot!
**[19:31] Yurine**
Show me what's in the briefcase.
**[19:38] Yurine**
You ran off with the money from the Season 3
crowdfunding drive again, didn't you?
**[19:43] Jashin**
Well, I wouldn't say I "ran off" with it...
**[19:46] Jashin**
I planned to increase it at the boat
races and return it to the investors.
**[19:50] Yurine**
Return it?
**[19:52] Yurine**
You emptied the case!
**[19:53] Jashin**
Fundraising goal reached!
**[19:58] Jashin**
Forgive me! I was sure
I'd come back with more!
**[20:01] Yurine**
People put their hard-earned money into it.
How many times must you do this to them?
**[20:10] Yurine**
Our investors are going to kill you.
***SIGN*** Investor
***SIGN*** Investor
***SIGN*** Investor
***SIGN*** Investor
***SIGN*** Investor
***SIGN*** Investor
**[20:13] Investor1**
There she is! Kill Jashin-chan!
**[20:15] Investor2**
In the most brutal way possible!
**[20:18] Jashin**
Please do something, Yurine!
**[20:20] Yurine**
Do what?
**[20:22] Jashin**
I'll kill you for the insurance money!
**[20:24] Yurine**
Listen, you...
**[20:26] Jashin**
I'll have to use my last resort.
**[20:30] Jashin**
My only choice is to go there.
***SIGN*** Hell Financing Jinbocho Branch
***SIGN*** Hell Financing Jinbocho Branch
**[20:35] Lender**
Our interest rate is outta this world.
**[20:39] Lender**
You want thirty million?
**[20:41] Lender**
That's a ten-day interest rate of 10%!
**[20:44] DevilA**
A truly devilish interest rate!
**[20:50] Jashin**
Well, I managed to fix the problem, anyway.
***SIGN*** Life
Theater
**[21:11] Jashin**
This place...
**[21:13] Jashin**
This barren place...
**[21:16] Jashin**
Where am I?!
**[21:18] DevilA**
This was the beginning of
a harsh life of running away,
**[21:22] DevilA**
in which she absolutely had
to escape, no matter what.
**[21:26] DevilA**
And so, she bade farewell to her
happy, peaceful life in Jinbocho.
**[21:32] DevilA**
Next week!
**[21:33] DevilA**
Dropkick on My Devil X:
The Escape Arc begins!
**[21:33] Test**
Dropkick on My Devil X:
The Escape Arc
**[23:10] Pekola**
Pekola here.
**[23:12] Pekola**
I still haven't forgotten how I was the
only one who didn't get to eat dinner
**[23:16] Pekola**
when we went to Chitose.
**[23:19] Pekola**
That aside, why does the meat spaghetti
here in Katsuro have cutlets on top of it?
**[23:25] Pekola**
For someone as hungry as I am,
there couldn't be a more sinful dish!
**[23:29] Pekola**
Next time on *Dropkick
on My Devil!! X*, episode 6:
**[23:34] Pekola**
"Gilding Kamuy: Kushiro."
**[23:36] Pekola**
I want to eat, too.
# E6 - Gilding Kamuy: Kushiro
Source: [Crunchyroll](https://www.crunchyroll.com/watch/G0DUN1W9G/gilding-kamuy-kushiro)
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**[00:10] SIGN**
Dropkick on My Devil!!! X
Kushiro Arc
**[00:15] SIGN**
Two Months Later
**[00:19] Minos**
Yum!
***SIGN*** I feel bad for Jashin-chan. She's missing out on this great food.
**[00:27] Minos**
Speaking of Jashin-chan,
I haven't seen her in a while.
***SIGN*** She went into debt and then vanished.
**[00:33] Yurine**
Guess we have no choice.
**[00:36] Yurine**
Shall we go?
**[00:38] Minos**
Huh?
***SIGN*** Go where?
**[00:45] Yurine**
To Kushiro.
**[00:49] SIGN**
Kushiro City Hall
**[00:50] DevilA**
That's right! After falling into
massive debt and running away,
**[00:55] DevilA**
Jashin-chan was in Hokkaido once again!
**[02:34] Jashin**
I'm so hungry.
**[02:40] Jashin**
I don't even have any money...
**[02:47] Jashin**
Yo, dude. Give me that salmon.
**[02:51] Jashin**
Why the heck am I talking to a statue?
**[02:58] Jashin**
I'm so hungry.
**[03:09] Jashin**
So... where am I, anyway?
**[03:16] Jashin**
O... Orihsuk?
**[03:20] Jashin**
Where even is that?
**[03:21] SIGN**
Kushiro no Yoru
**[03:21] Devil**
It's "Kushiro."
**[03:30] Minos**
I never would've thought Jashin-chan
would end up in Hokkaido again.
**[03:34] Yurine**
Well, I have a pretty
good idea what happened.
**[03:40] DevilA**
This is the city of Kushiro in Hokkaido.
**[03:42] DevilA**
We're in Kushiro Shitsugen National Park,
**[03:45] DevilA**
which spans the four
municipalities of Kushiro.
**[03:47] DevilA**
At 28,788 hectares,
it's Japan's largest wetland.
**[03:52] SIGN**
Satellite Observatory
**[03:53] DevilA**
In addition to enjoying the
magnificent natural scenery,
**[03:56] DevilA**
you can see tufts of sedge grass,
Ezo red foxes, Ezo sika deer,
**[03:59] DevilA**
and lots of other unique flora and fauna.
**[04:02] DevilA**
You can even go horse trekking
or paddle around in a canoe!
***SIGN*** So where are we going now?
**[04:19] SIGN**
Tancho
**[04:19] SIGN**
Tancho
**[04:19] SIGN**
Kushiro Airport
**[04:19] SIGN**
Kushiro Airport
**[04:19] Minos**
Also, Yurine-chan, how do you
know where Jashin-chan is?
**[04:25] SIGN**
Washo
**[04:25] SIGN**
Washo
**[04:25] SIGN**
Washo
Market
***SIGN*** Washo Market?
**[04:29] SIGN**
Rice
**[04:29] SIGN**
Rice
**[04:29] Yurine**
Washo Market, also known as Kushiro's kitchen.
**[04:32] Yurine**
It was established in 1954, making it
the most historic market in Kushiro.
**[04:43] Medusa**
Minos?
**[04:44] Medusa**
And Yurine-san and Per-chan, too!
**[04:46] Minos**
Medusa? Why are you in Kushiro?
***SIGN*** Come to think of it, I hadn't seen Medusa-chan in a while, either.
**[04:52] Medusa**
I've been looking for Jashin-chan.
**[04:56] Medusa**
I've spent the past two months
searching as many places as I can...
**[05:04] Medusa**
But no matter how hard
I try, I can't find her.
**[05:07] Yurine**
Three thousand leagues in
search of garbage, huh?
**[05:09] Medusa**
But...
**[05:11] Medusa**
I guess you three are looking
for Jashin-chan, too, right?
**[05:14] SIGN**
Washo Market
**[05:14] SIGN**
Specialty
**[05:14] SIGN**
Sato Shoten
**[05:14] SIGN**
Genuine
**[05:14] SIGN**
Kattedon
**[05:14] SIGN**
Amazing flavor
guaranteed
**[05:14] SIGN**
to satisfy!!
**[05:14] Yurine**
"Kattedon," it says.
***SIGN*** Ooh, does that mean we can put whatever we want on it?
**[05:17] Yurine**
I want extra salmon roe.
**[05:18] Minos**
I want the super-mega-large rice!
**[05:21] DevilA**
When you buy kattedon,
a Washo Market specialty,
**[05:24] DevilA**
you buy the rice from vendors in the market,
**[05:27] DevilA**
then you visit the many fresh fish and roe
vendors to choose the toppings you want.
**[05:32] DevilA**
You can make the seafood
bowl of your dreams with ease!
**[05:36] SIGN**
Kattedon
**[05:38] Jashin**
I can choose my own?
**[05:39] Jashin**
I'm extremely hungry right now,
so this is a lifesaver.
**[05:46] Jashin**
Yum!
**[05:47] Jashin**
A place where I can eat
whatever I want must be Heaven!
**[05:50] Clerk1**
Excuse me, ma'am! You can't
just eat whatever you want!
**[05:56] Medusa**
U-Um...
**[06:01] Dried**
We've got a great deal on this dried fish.
**[06:04] Mei**
Hmm, what to do...
**[06:07] Clerk1**
Hold it!
**[06:08] Jashin**
No! I'm gonna eat every last bite!
**[06:11] Mei**
Orochimaru?!
**[06:12] Mei**
That girl! I want that girl in dried form!
**[06:15] Three**
Let's eat!
**[06:19] Minos**
It's not every day you get to eat
a fancy seafood bowl like this!
**[06:22] Yurine**
You said it. It's way more than
just a difference in freshness.
***SIGN*** It's incredibly tender!
**[06:28] Clerk1**
Boy, that customer was a real pain.
**[06:31] Clerk2**
Sure, "kattedon" means "eat your way,"
but it doesn't mean you can eat for free.
**[06:35] Medusa**
That almost sounds like Jashin-chan...
***SIGN*** I guess there are troublemakers no matter where you go.
**[06:44] Medusa**
Jashin-chan...
**[06:48] DevilA**
This is one of the top-selling
processed marine products in Hokkaido:
**[06:48] SIGN**
Marinated
**[06:48] SIGN**
Salmon Roe
**[06:53] DevilA**
salmon roe from Sasaya Shoten!
**[06:58] DevilA**
Try it. It'll blow you away.
**[07:02] DevilA**
Yum!
**[07:11] Pekola**
What is this place?
**[07:13] SIGN**
Life
Theater
**[07:13] Pekola**
I can't believe she dragged me along
when she fled from those debt collectors,
**[07:17] Pekola**
and then, the forced labor...
**[07:19] Pekola**
We barely escaped with our lives, but the
boat we got on was smuggling migrants,
**[07:23] Pekola**
and when we finally got back
to Japan, everyone ran off...
**[07:27] Pekola**
leaving me all alone.
**[07:30] Pekola**
She was the first to run away.
**[07:32] Pekola**
What do I do now?
**[07:37] Pekola**
Lierre-sama! What are you doing here?!
**[07:40] Lierre**
God sees and knows all.
**[07:43] Medusa**
"Coach & Four"?
**[07:44] SIGN**
m 0 0 l 100 10 99.4 100 0 105
**[07:44] SIGN**
Dropkick on My Devil
**[07:45] Yurine**
Let's try to get some info.
**[07:47] Medusa**
I hope we find Jashin-chan...
**[07:53] SIGN**
Bububu
**[07:53] SIGN**
Bububu
**[07:53] Medusa**
What's that you're looking at, Minos?
**[07:55] SIGN**
Bububu
**[07:55] SIGN**
Bububu
**[07:55] SIGN**
Hokkaido
**[07:55] SIGN**
KUSHIRO
**[07:55] SIGN**
KUSHIRO
**[07:55] SIGN**
KUSHIRO
**[07:55] SIGN**
Bububu
**[07:55] SIGN**
Bububu
**[07:55] SIGN**
Hokkaido
**[07:55] SIGN**
KUSHIRO
**[07:55] SIGN**
KUSHIRO
**[07:55] SIGN**
KUSHIRO
**[07:55] Minos**
I wanna go here!
**[07:55] SIGN**
Bububu
**[07:55] SIGN**
Bububu
**[07:55] SIGN**
Hokkaido
**[07:55] SIGN**
KUSHIRO
**[07:55] SIGN**
KUSHIRO
**[07:55] SIGN**
KUSHIRO
**[07:56] SIGN**
Bububu
**[07:56] SIGN**
Bububu
**[07:56] SIGN**
Hokkaido
**[07:56] SIGN**
KUSHIRO
**[07:56] SIGN**
KUSHIRO
**[07:56] SIGN**
KUSHIRO
**[08:02] SIGN**
A Farm in Onbetsu
**[08:12] Yurine**
This place is so nice and peaceful.
**[08:15] Minos**
Awesome! It just screams "Hokkaido"!
**[08:18] Farmer**
What's this? Y'all here from the mainland?
**[08:25] Jashin**
Yeah, I definitely can't eat cattle feed.
**[08:40] Farmer**
Tasty, ain't it?
***SIGN*** Yeah! It's delicious!
**[08:45] Yurine**
It has so much depth to it.
**[08:47] Medusa**
It's rich but somehow
mellow at the same time.
***SIGN*** Yeah.
**[08:51] Farmer**
'Round these parts, we get "sea fog,"
which is a fog that's chock-full of minerals.
**[08:51] SIGN**
"Sea Fog"
**[08:55] Farmer**
The grass here soaks up that
nutrient-rich fog, so when the cows eat it,
**[08:59] Farmer**
they give us good, rich milk.
**[09:05] Minos**
I want to work here!
**[09:07] Both**
What?!
**[09:08] Farmer**
I'd sure appreciate that!
**[09:10] Minos**
Work here with me, Per-chan!
***SIGN*** Huh? No way.
**[09:13] Minos**
So it's settled!
***SIGN*** What?! I don't want to!
**[09:16] Minos**
Aw, come on!
**[09:16] Yurine**
I guess she felt a sense of kinship?
**[09:21] Farmer**
Wh-What's goin' on?
**[09:22] Medusa**
Um... Weren't we looking for Jashin-chan?
**[09:26] Farmer**
Hey, you! Get away from there!
**[09:28] Farmer**
Who in tarnation drinks milk
straight from the teat?!
**[09:31] Minos**
Sounds like there's a weirdo here, too.
***SIGN*** Imagine it's actually Jashin-chan.
**[09:36] Farmer**
Sheesh, what a dad-blasted fool.
**[09:39] Yurine**
I'm just glad no damage was done.
**[09:42] Minos**
I'll keep the cows safe!
***SIGN*** She's even more motivated now.
**[09:47] Medusa**
We'll let you know if we find Jashin-chan.
**[09:49] Minos**
Got it!
***SIGN*** Bye!
**[09:54] Jashin**
Hmm...
**[09:55] SIGN**
Hiring Part-Time
Help
**[09:55] SIGN**
Work Hours:
**[09:55] SIGN**
Pay:
**[09:55] SIGN**
Location: Here
**[09:55] SIGN**
Someone cheerful
and energetic
**[09:55] SIGN**
Someone who doesn't
pop marimo yokan
jelly balls with a toothpick
**[09:55] Jashin**
Pays 10,000 yen a day? So it'd take
3,000 days to earn 30 million.
**[10:00] Jashin**
That could work.
**[10:07] DevilA**
Good luck.
**[10:14] Jashin**
Huh. So this is a marimo yokan jelly ball?
**[10:42] Owner**
Yer out.
**[10:47] Jashin**
I couldn't earn any money...
**[10:50] Jashin**
But I did get some yokan balls.
**[10:53] Jashin**
It's always good when
food doesn't go to waste.
**[10:58] Jashin**
This was very informational.
**[11:01] DevilA**
And so, Jashin-chan continued
to learn, one lesson at a—
**[11:04] Jashin**
I'll never work again!
**[11:06] Jashin**
Remove all useless things from life! Yeah!
**[11:10] DevilA**
Trash.
**[11:16] Jashin**
What a pretty lake.
**[11:18] DevilA**
This is Lake Akan,
renowned for its marimo algae.
**[11:21] DevilA**
The mountainous backdrop makes for
magnificent scenery. And the air's so sweet!
**[11:29] Jashin**
What's that?
**[11:31] DevilA**
These mud pools are known as "bokke,"
which is Ainu for "boiling place."
**[11:34] DevilA**
Mud reaching temperatures of 100°C
bubbles up from underground,
**[11:38] DevilA**
along with volcanic gases.
**[11:40] SIGN**
Danger Keep Out
**[11:41] Jashin**
Bokke...
**[11:42] SIGN**
Keep Out
**[11:42] DevilA**
Hey!
**[11:43] Jashin**
It's kind of relaxing here.
**[11:45] DevilA**
It's dangerous!
**[11:46] Jashin**
Reminds me of the scenery back home.
**[11:52] Jashin**
My marimo!
**[11:55] DevilA**
Jashin-chan!
**[11:57] Jashin**
Flutter, flutter, fall, fall.
**[12:03] Jashin**
Hot! Hot! Hot! Hot! Hot! Hot! Hot! Hot!
**[12:09] SIGN**
° Never, Ever Try This
**[12:19] LocalA**
What's that?
**[12:21] LocalB**
Hmm? What is it?
**[12:22] LocalA**
That's an awful big bokke bubble.
**[12:26] LocalC**
I think it's moving.
**[12:30] Local**
What is that?!
**[12:49] LocalA**
What is that light?
**[12:51] LocalC**
Is that a person?
**[12:52] DevilA**
No, it's not a person.
**[12:55] DevilA**
It's...
**[12:56] DevilA**
It's...
**[12:58] Locals**
What *is* that?!
**[13:05] SIGN**
Butterbur Field in Onbetsu
**[13:09] Poporon**
Why did I have to come all
the way to Kushiro to work?
**[13:14] Pino**
And this is very physical labor.
**[13:16] Lierre**
The invoice from our time in Chitose didn't
make it through accounting in Heaven.
**[13:21] Lierre**
The budget wasn't enough
to cover our return trip.
**[13:24] Pekola**
I thought you saw and knew everything?
**[13:26] Poporon**
It's Pekola-sama's fault.
**[13:28] Pino**
It is Pekola-sama's fault.
**[13:31] Poporon**
Um, what about you, Lierre-sama?
**[13:33] Lierre**
I apparently can't work since I'm a child.
**[13:36] Poporon**
No fair!
**[13:37] Lierre**
Well, I can't help it, can I?
**[13:38] Pino**
*I came along because she told me to...*
**[13:42] Pino**
*But without Hanazono-san, I...*
**[13:46] Pino**
Hanazono-san...
**[13:50] SIGN**
Payment
**[13:50] SIGN**
Payment
**[13:50] Farmer**
Thanks. You were a big help.
**[13:50] SIGN**
Payment
**[13:50] SIGN**
Payment
**[13:50] SIGN**
Payment
**[13:50] SIGN**
Payment
**[13:50] SIGN**
Payment
**[13:52] Pekola**
W-We get this much?
**[13:54] Farmer**
Well, you worked hard.
**[13:56] Lierre**
This is more than enough money.
**[13:58] Pekola**
If we must accept this much...
**[14:00] Pekola**
Please let us help you with something else.
**[14:03] Farmer**
You sure?
**[14:05] Farmer**
Hmm... Oh, in that case...
**[14:14] Lierre**
His emus have been
disappearing one after another?
**[14:18] Pino**
Emus...
**[14:19] Poporon**
How is it possible for a
load of them to just vanish?
**[14:23] Pekola**
Where did they run off to?
**[14:25] Lierre**
Well, I guess we can look for them.
**[14:29] SIGN**
Kushiro City
Red-Crowned Crane
Natural Park
**[14:34] Lierre**
Cranes.
**[14:35] Pekola**
Indeed.
**[14:36] Poporon**
I suppose so.
**[14:37] Pino**
Yes.
**[14:40] Poporon**
Lierre-sama, did you just
want to look at the cranes?
**[14:44] Lierre**
O-Of course not!
**[14:46] SIGN**
Kushiro City
Red-Crowned Crane
Natural Park
**[14:47] DevilA**
This is the Red-Crowned Crane Natural Park.
**[14:49] DevilA**
Red-crowned cranes aren't
commonly seen in summer,
**[14:52] DevilA**
but here, you can see them living
in the wetlands all year round.
**[14:56] Pekola**
It doesn't look like the emus are here.
**[14:58] Poporon**
Well, it is a *crane* park.
**[15:00] GuestA**
Hey, there's apparently
a god in Kushiro right now.
**[15:03] GuestB**
Wow, a god?
**[15:05] GuestB**
Wow, cranes! So many cranes!
**[15:08] GuestA**
This is peak crane!
**[15:10] Poporon**
A "god"?
**[15:11] Pekola**
Are they talking about Lierre-sama?
**[15:20] SIGN**
Lake
**[15:20] SIGN**
Akan
**[15:21] Yurine**
Lake Akan Ainu Kotan.
**[15:23] Yurine**
"Kotan" is Ainu for "settlement."
**[15:26] Yurine**
There are about 36 residences
and 120 people here,
**[15:29] Yurine**
producing and selling folk
art to make a living.
**[15:35] Miku**
Mukkuri, mukkuri, mukkuri, mukkuri,
mukkuri, mukkuri, mukkuri... Mu?
**[15:39] SIGN**
m 0 0 l 100 0 100 100 0 100
**[15:39] SIGN**
Marimo Pudding
**[15:39] Yusa**
Care for some pudding?
**[15:41] Miku**
One, please!
**[15:43] SIGN**
Folk Art Café
**[15:43] SIGN**
P
**[15:43] SIGN**
o
**[15:43] SIGN**
l
**[15:43] SIGN**
o
**[15:43] SIGN**
n
**[15:43] SIGN**
n
**[15:43] SIGN**
o
**[15:45] SIGN**
Yuk (Deer Meat) Meal
**[15:46] SIGN**
m 0 0 l 100 0 100 100 0 100
**[15:46] SIGN**
m 0 0 l 100 0 100 100 0 100
**[15:46] SIGN**
Amam (Rice)
**[15:46] SIGN**
Amam (Rice)
**[15:46] SIGN**
Rice cooked with beans,
glutinous millet, and
victory onion. The light
sweetness of the victory
onion and stickiness of
the glutinous millet are
divine.
**[15:46] SIGN**
m 0 0 l 100 0 100 100 0 100
**[15:46] SIGN**
m 0 0 l 100 0 100 100 0 100
**[15:46] SIGN**
Mefun (Fermented Salmon Liver)
**[15:46] SIGN**
Mefun (Fermented Salmon Liver)
**[15:46] SIGN**
Only one strand of this
precious fermented
delicacy can be obtained
from one salmon.
Pairs well with amam.
**[15:46] SIGN**
m 0 0 l 100 0 100 100 0 100
**[15:46] SIGN**
m 0 0 l 100 0 100 100 0 100
**[15:46] SIGN**
Yuk Ohaw (Deer Soup)
**[15:46] SIGN**
Yuk Ohaw (Deer Soup)
**[15:46] SIGN**
"Yuk" means "deer," and "ohaw" means
"soup." Seasonal ingredients such as
wild plants and mushrooms join a very
simple broth of konbu and salt in this
savory staple of Ainu cooking.
**[15:50] Medusa**
We haven't found Jashin-chan anywhere.
**[15:52] Yurine**
This is good. It's so chewy.
**[15:55] Medusa**
Yurine-san!
**[15:57] Yurine**
Well, I'm sure we'll happen across some info.
**[16:00] Yurine**
Come on. You won't get many
chances to eat Ainu cooking.
**[16:08] Yurine**
Ah, deer soup. Reminds me of Azusa 2.
**[16:08] SIGN**
m 0 0 l 100 0 100 100 0 100
**[16:08] SIGN**
m 0 0 l 100 0 100 100 0 100
**[16:08] SIGN**
Cep Ohaw (Salmon Soup)
**[16:08] SIGN**
Cep Ohaw (Salmon Soup)
**[16:08] SIGN**
Ohaw (soup) with cep (salmon).
Ohaw can be made with many things,
and this ohaw is made with salmon.
Just as delicious as yuk ohaw,
with its own unique flavors to enjoy.
**[16:11] Medusa**
It's delicious.
**[16:13] Yurine**
It's simple, but the
ingredients are so savory.
**[16:17] DevilA**
Other highlights of Ainu Kotan include:
**[16:19] DevilA**
Lake Akan Ainu Theater Ikor, where you
can enjoy powerful ancient Ainu dancing,
**[16:23] SIGN**
Lake Akan Ainu Theater
**[16:25] DevilA**
and Onnechise, home of traditional
and creative aspects of Ainu culture,
**[16:29] DevilA**
where you can enjoy hands-on
interaction with the old and the new.
**[16:34] DevilA**
There is ample opportunity to enjoy
and learn about Ainu culture here.
**[16:38] SIGN**
m 0 0 l 0 0 l 20 0 b 26 1 30 6 34 6 b 35 7 35 9 34 10 l 34 10 b 33 10 31 11 31 13 b 31 12 31 13 32 14 b 33 15 35 18 36 20 l 1 19 l 0 16 l -1 1
**[16:38] SIGN**
Rent Ainu
clothing
here.
**[16:38] DevilA**
I also recommend the folk shops,
where you can try on Ainu clothing!
**[16:49] Yurine**
That looks good on you, Medusa.
**[16:52] Medusa**
But I need to wear my paper bag...
**[16:55] Yurine**
Well, then...
**[16:57] Yurine**
How about this?
**[16:59] Yurine**
Can you see?
**[17:01] Medusa**
Sort of.
**[17:01] GuestA**
Check this out.
**[17:02] GuestB**
Ew, its lower body is a snake!
**[17:04] GuestA**
It's apparently staying at a
hotel on the Kushiro River.
**[17:07] GuestB**
It really is a god!
**[17:09] GuestA**
Anyway, isn't this
wood-carved horned owl cute?
**[17:12] GuestB**
Super cute! Godly!
**[17:12] Medusa**
Yurine-san!
**[17:14] Yurine**
That's not a horned owl.
It's a Blakiston's fish owl.
**[17:18] Medusa**
No, not that.
**[17:21] Jashin**
I am...
**[17:22] Jashin**
God!
**[17:24] Locals**
God!
**[17:27] Jashin**
That's right! That's right!
**[17:29] Jashin**
Talk about a huge comeback.
**[17:31] Jashin**
I don't need to fear debt anymore.
**[17:31] Guard**
Wait! You don't have
permission to go in there!
**[17:35] Medusa**
Jashin-chan!
**[17:37] Yurine**
We finally found you.
**[17:38] Jashin**
So it's you, Yurine and Medusa.
**[17:42] Yurine**
Do you know how much trouble you caused?
**[17:44] Yurine**
Come on. We're going home.
**[17:45] Jashin**
Know your place!
**[17:47] Jashin**
Who do you think I am?
**[17:50] Jashin**
I am God!
**[17:52] Locals**
God!
**[17:55] Jashin**
I was reborn after falling into a bokke.
**[17:57] Jashin**
I'm a god now, so you commoners can leave.
**[18:03] LocalA**
God, you forgot to feed the emus.
**[18:06] LocalC**
You gotta take care of 'em.
**[18:11] Medusa**
Huh? Emus?!
**[18:12] Medusa**
Why are there emus here?!
**[18:14] Yurine**
Jashin-chan, what is this about?
**[18:16] Jashin**
Oh, it's, uh...
**[18:18] Yurine**
Where did you take them from?
**[18:20] Jashin**
Well... They were just so unusual...
**[18:23] Yurine**
You stole them to try
to sell them for profit?
**[18:25] Jashin**
Gulp!
**[18:26] Yurine**
A fraudulent religion, and now theft.
**[18:29] Yurine**
Everything you're doing here is criminal.
**[18:31] Jashin**
U-Um...
**[18:35] Jashin**
Run away!
**[18:36] Jashin**
I can fly!
**[18:37] Yurine**
After her!
**[18:38] Medusa**
Right!
**[18:39] Jashin**
Wait, you're a flightless bird?
**[18:41] Jashin**
They're tiny! Your wings are so tiny!
**[18:51] Jashin**
That was terrifying.
**[18:55] Emu**
*Do you want wings?*
**[18:57] Jashin**
Huh? But your wings are—
**[18:59] Emu**
*They're yours.*
**[19:10] Jashin**
I'm Emu Jashin-chan.
**[19:14] Jashin**
What're ya laughing at?!
**[19:15] Yurine**
That balance!
**[19:16] Jashin**
Hmph! I might look funny, but I bet
you can't keep up with me in this form.
**[19:23] Yurine**
Stop!
**[19:33] III**
Been lookin' for ya, fool!
**[19:34] Jashin**
Crap! The debt collectors!
**[19:36] IV**
You think you can get away from us?!
**[19:43] Jashin**
They're blocking my escape route!
**[19:45] Jashin**
And Yurine's right behind me!
**[19:48] Jashin**
Wh-What do I do?
**[19:52] Jashin**
The angels!
**[19:54] Pekola**
That body you have...
**[19:56] Lierre**
So you're the emu thief?
**[20:01] Yurine**
Lierre, you guys were in Kushiro, too?
**[20:07] Pino**
Hanazono-san!
**[20:09] Pino**
You came to look for me, didn't you?
**[20:12] Yurine**
Huh? Uh... Sure...
**[20:17] Lierre**
You have nowhere left to run.
**[20:20] III**
You can just leave her with us.
**[20:22] Medusa**
W-We can't do that!
**[20:24] Lierre**
We're fine with it.
**[20:29] Jashin**
Okay.
**[20:32] Jashin**
Devil Fusion...
**[20:36] Jashin**
Release!
**[20:41] Jashin**
I want your wings.
**[20:44] Jashin**
I'll be taking them now.
**[20:47] Jashin**
Devil Fusion!
**[20:57] Jashin**
I'm Red-Crowned Crane Jashin-chan!
**[21:05] Jashin**
You fools!
**[21:06] III**
Hold it, you!
**[21:08] IV**
Get down here, damn it!
**[21:11] Jashin**
Hasta la pizza!
**[21:13] Lierre**
After her!
**[21:14] Yurine**
Wait.
**[21:16] Yurine**
Let me handle this.
**[21:25] Yurine**
Irankarapte!
**[21:30] Jashin**
Siknu!
**[21:36] Medusa**
Jashin-chan!
**[22:14] SIGN**
Letter of Introduction
**[22:17] LocalB**
God is dead.
**[23:10] Minos**
Wow, so this is Tokachi Plain!
**[23:13] Minos**
It's so spacious! It feels great!
**[23:15] Minos**
Cows over here, cows over there...
**[23:18] Minos**
Cows over here, cows over there!
**[23:20] Minos**
It doesn't even feel like
this is my first time here!
**[23:24] Minos**
Next time on *Dropkick
on My Devil!! X*, episode 7:
**[23:27] Minos**
"The Shape of a Smile:
What I Found in Obihiro."
**[23:31] Minos**
It's 100% packed with the earth's blessings!
**[23:34] Minos**
Moo!
**[23:37] Minos**
Hey, wait up!
# E7 - The Shape of a Smile: What I Found in Obihiro
Source: [Crunchyroll](https://www.crunchyroll.com/watch/GEVUZ2383/the-shape-of-a-smile-what-i-found-in-obihiro)
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***SIGN*** Kofuku Station
**[00:22] Jashin**
Oh-big-here-wow!
***SIGN*** Obihiro Arc
***SIGN*** Yokai Bun
***SIGN*** Yokai Bun
***SIGN*** Yokai Bun
***SIGN*** Yokai Bun
***SIGN*** Yokai Bun
***SIGN*** Yokai Bun
***SIGN*** Yokai Bun
***SIGN*** Yokai Bun
***SIGN*** Yokai Bun
***SIGN*** Yokai Bun
***SIGN*** Yokai Bun
***SIGN*** Yokai Bun
**[02:02] Jashin**
*This gentle sweetness...*
**[02:05] Jashin**
*It heals my wounded soul.*
***SIGN*** Kofuku
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***SIGN*** Kofuku
Station
***SIGN*** Kofuku
***SIGN*** m 0 0 l 100 0 100 100 0 100
***SIGN*** Kofuku
Station
***SIGN*** Kofuku
***SIGN*** m 0 0 l 100 0 100 100 0 100
***SIGN*** Kofuku
Station
***SIGN*** Kofuku
***SIGN*** m 0 0 l 100 0 100 100 0 100
***SIGN*** Kofuku
Station
***SIGN*** Kofuku
***SIGN*** m 0 0 l 100 0 100 100 0 100
***SIGN*** Kofuku
Station
***SIGN*** Kofuku
***SIGN*** m 0 0 l 100 0 100 100 0 100
***SIGN*** Kofuku
Station
***SIGN*** Kofuku
**[02:10] Jashin**
*The clear blue summer sky goes on forever.*
***SIGN*** Kofuku Station
***SIGN*** Kofuku Station
**[02:17] Jashin**
Kofuku Station...
***SIGN*** Kofuku Station
**[02:25] Jashin**
The holy land for lovers, huh?
***SIGN*** I pray Koichiro and I will be happy forever
**[02:28] Jashin**
"I pray Koichiro and I will be happy forever."
***SIGN*** Mei is happy
**[02:32] Jashin**
"Mei is happy."
***SIGN*** Can we truly be so blessed, Rina?
**[02:34] Jashin**
"Can we truly be so blessed, Rina?"
**[02:39] Jashin**
Damn it all!
**[02:41] SIGN**
m 0 0 l 100 0 100 100 0 100
**[02:41] SIGN**
Kofuku Station
**[02:42] Jashin**
These fools!
**[02:43] Jashin**
I'm here drowning in debt,
and they're all just...
**[02:48] Jashin**
Yeah, you said it! Meh!
**[02:52] Jashin**
Huh?
**[02:55] Jashin**
"Moo"?
**[02:56] Jashin**
Moo!
**[02:57] Jashin**
Mooooooo!
**[02:59] SIGN**
m 0 0 l 100 0 100 100 0 100
**[02:59] SIGN**
Kofuku Station
**[03:02] SIGN**
m 0 0 l 100 0 100 100 0 100
**[03:02] SIGN**
Kofuku Station
**[03:07] Osaka**
Okay, time to start another day of hard work!
**[03:11] SIGN**
Huh?
**[03:12] SIGN**
Huh?
**[03:12] SIGN**
Huh?
**[03:12] SIGN**
Huh?
**[03:13] Jashin**
Why?! Why?! Why?!
**[03:15] Jashin**
Why is this happening?!
**[03:20] Osaka**
Well, this sucks.
**[03:23] Jashin**
Taisho Kotsu!
***SIGN*** Welcome to Obihiro, Jashin-chan!
***SIGN*** Taisho
***SIGN*** Kotsu
***SIGN*** Welcome to Obihiro, Jashin-chan!
***SIGN*** Taisho
***SIGN*** Kotsu
***SIGN*** Welcome to Obihiro, Jashin-chan!
***SIGN*** Taisho
***SIGN*** Kotsu
***SIGN*** Welcome to Obihiro, Jashin-chan!
***SIGN*** Taisho
***SIGN*** Kotsu
***SIGN*** Welcome to Obihiro, Jashin-chan!
***SIGN*** Taisho
***SIGN*** Kotsu
***SIGN*** Welcome to Obihiro, Jashin-chan!
**[03:26] All**
Welcome to Obihiro!
***SIGN*** Kotsu
***SIGN*** Taisho
**[03:28] DevilA**
Yes! This is the city of Obihiro!
**[03:30] DevilA**
A quick hop from Haneda Airport,
**[03:32] DevilA**
this town of 170,000 residents is situated
in the middle of the Tokachi Plain.
**[03:37] DevilA**
Its location at the heart of the Tokachi Plain,
where farming is the main industry,
**[03:41] DevilA**
allows it to function as a hub for
the agricultural produce trade.
**[03:47] Jashin**
It's no use!
**[03:48] Jashin**
I run from debt collectors,
I run from herds of cattle...
**[03:51] Jashin**
All I ever do in my life is run away!
**[03:54] Jashin**
I-I can't take it anymore!
**[04:01] Jashin**
Beth?!
***SIGN*** I'm beat.
**[04:04] Minos**
Well, you sure worked hard.
**[04:04] Jashin**
Wait, are you a herding dog now?
**[04:06] Minos**
Oh, hey, Jashin-chan.
**[04:08] Jashin**
Minos?!
**[04:09] Minos**
Never woulda thought we'd
run into you here in Obihiro.
***SIGN*** We thought you ended up as crane food.
**[04:15] Jashin**
I'll make *you* crane food!
***SIGN*** Uemon's
***SIGN*** Heart
**[04:19] Jashin**
So...
**[04:21] Jashin**
...good!
**[04:23] Hirose**
That there is honeyberry gelato.
**[04:26] Hirose**
We've also got blueberry, plus other flavors
made with milk from this here ranch.
**[04:32] Jashin**
Who's the old dude?
**[04:34] Minos**
Don't be rude! He's the boss of Hirose Ranch!
**[04:37] Jashin**
The only Hiroses I know are
Suzu and that 8-dan shogi player.
***SIGN*** What about Kohmi?
**[04:42] Minos**
We got referred here from
Osaka Farm in Kushiro.
**[04:45] Minos**
I agreed to live and work
here over the summer.
***SIGN*** I was *brought* to live and work here.
**[04:51] Minos**
Beth is great at herding the cattle!
**[04:53] Minos**
Hey, I know! Why don't you work
here too to pay off your debt?
**[04:57] Minos**
Suzu's about to give birth,
so we could use the extra help.
**[05:01] Jashin**
Suzu?
**[05:04] Minos**
That's the mother cow's name.
**[05:06] Hirose**
If you're in debt, why not work here?
**[05:08] Jashin**
No thanks! I could work here for 66.6 billion
years and still not make enough to pay it off!
**[05:14] DevilA**
Jashin-chan has been in debt
for exactly 100 days now.
**[05:18] DevilA**
With interest, that means her
debt is up to 30 billion yen.
**[05:21] DevilA**
Always plan your spending wisely.
**[05:24] Jashin**
Working is for the informationally inept.
***SIGN*** Clench
**[05:26] Jashin**
What I'm after is a way to get rich quick!
**[05:29] Hirose**
Yep. You're just like Minos-chan said.
**[05:32] Jashin**
Well, I'm off to follow the scent of profit.
**[05:37] Minos**
See ya.
***SIGN*** Bye-bye!
**[05:44] Jashin**
The scent of profit...
***SIGN*** Tokachi
Specialty
***SIGN*** A Marriage
of Adzuki
Bean Paste
and Butter
***SIGN*** Tokachi
Specialty
***SIGN*** A Marriage
of Adzuki
Bean Paste
and Butter
**[05:54] Jashin**
An Obihiro specialty... Anbatasan, huh?
***SIGN*** Tokachi
Specialty
***SIGN*** A Marriage
of Adzuki
Bean Paste
and Butter
***SIGN*** Tokachi
Specialty
***SIGN*** A Marriage
of Adzuki
Bean Paste
and Butter
**[05:58] Jashin**
Let's see.
***SIGN*** Tokachi
Specialty
***SIGN*** Tokachi
Specialty
***SIGN*** Tokachi
Specialty
***SIGN*** Tokachi
Specialty
***SIGN*** Tokachi
Specialty
**[06:01] Jashin**
This is...
**[06:02] Jashin**
The adzuki bean paste's gentle flavor and the
butter's smooth flavor complement each other,
**[06:07] Jashin**
creating what might even be
a brand-new "flavor friendship"!
**[06:10] Jashin**
Truly delicious!
**[06:12] Jashin**
This... could make money.
**[06:16] Jashin**
Step right up, step right up!
**[06:19] Jashin**
Try out this Obihiro specialty!
It's not Anbatasan, it's Kawabatasan!
**[06:23] Kawabata**
H-Hi...
**[06:24] Jashin**
Buy now for only 600 million yen!
***SIGN*** Kawabata-san (not chicken skin and butter)
**[06:27] Jashin**
Why won't it sell?! It's Kawabatasan!
**[06:30] Jashin**
Wait, Kawabata-san? Who even are you?
***SIGN*** Kawabata-san (not chicken skin and butter)
***SIGN*** Kawabata-san (not chicken skin and butter)
***SIGN*** Kawabata-san (not chicken skin and butter)
***SIGN*** Kawabata-san (not chicken skin and butter)
***SIGN*** Kawabata-san (not chicken skin and butter)
**[06:33] Kawabata**
You're the one who brought me here!
**[06:35] Jashin**
Shaddap! It's only because your name is—
**[06:40] Jashin**
That smells good.
**[06:42] Jashin**
It's *definitely* the scent of profit this time.
***SIGN*** Pastry Shop
***SIGN*** Cranberry
***SIGN*** Pastry Shop
***SIGN*** Cranberry
***SIGN*** Pastry Shop
***SIGN*** Cranberry
***SIGN*** Pastry Shop
***SIGN*** Cranberry
***SIGN*** Pastry Shop
***SIGN*** Cranberry
**[06:51] Jashin**
This is good, too!
**[06:53] Jashin**
What a fantastic presentation
of the unadulterated flavor
**[06:56] Jashin**
and appearance of a whole sweet potato.
**[06:59] Jashin**
I'll take 'em all! Put 'em on my tab!
**[07:02] Staff**
C-Come again?
**[07:06] Jashin**
Buy up all of a popular product
and resell at a higher price.
**[07:09] Jashin**
Talk about riding the gravy train.
I've even got the potatoes.
**[07:12] Jashin**
Come, tourists! There are
none of these left in the store!
**[07:15] Jashin**
If you want to eat Obihiro's
famous sweet potatoes,
**[07:18] Jashin**
you'll have to pay double...
no, *six* times the price!
**[07:22] Jashin**
*I know you're conflicted.*
**[07:23] Jashin**
*And to me, that agony tastes oh so sweet!*
**[07:26] Jashin**
Keep wrestling with yourself!
***SIGN*** Obihiro
Shrine
***SIGN*** Obihiro
Shrine
***SIGN*** Obihiro
Shrine
***SIGN*** Obihiro
Shrine
***SIGN*** Obihiro
Shrine
**[07:49] Jashin**
I'm done reselling goods.
It requires capital.
**[07:52] Jashin**
What's a business I don't have to fund?
**[07:58] Jashin**
Catching a bunch of ever-popular
long-tailed tits and selling 'em!
**[08:01] Jashin**
That's a 120% profit ratio!
**[08:03] Jashin**
Hey! Hold up, you!
**[08:06] Jashin**
Stupid birds!
**[08:10] Pekola**
Ouch! That's dangerous, you know.
**[08:14] Pekola**
Wait, you're...
**[08:15] Jashin**
The angels!
**[08:18] Pekola**
Honestly...
**[08:19] Pekola**
What were you doing in
a holy place like this?
**[08:22] Pekola**
The gods will punish you.
**[08:24] Jashin**
Ha! If they want to punish me,
they can go ahead and try!
**[08:27] Lierre**
Okay.
**[08:29] Jashin**
You win.
**[08:30] Lierre**
Good. I can let what you
did in Kushiro go now.
**[08:46] Lierre**
I-It's not like I care about
fortunes or anything!
**[08:49] Jashin**
Fortunes? I think I'll try my luck.
**[08:53] Lierre**
W-Wait! I guess I could
join you, if you want!
**[08:59] Lierre**
Great luck!
**[09:00] Poporon**
I got great luck, too!
**[09:02] Pino**
Naturally.
**[09:03] Pekola**
Bad luck...
**[09:04] Pekola**
What did you get?
***SIGN*** Critical
**[09:08] Jashin**
Critical.
***SIGN*** Critical
**[09:10] Poporon**
Critical?
**[09:11] Pekola**
Are you going to die?!
**[09:12] Jashin**
No.
**[09:16] Jashin**
Anyway, what are you four doing in Obihiro?
**[09:21] Lierre**
We got paid for our work harvesting
butterbur, so we're touring food—
**[09:26] Lierre**
So we're touring power spots here in Obihiro.
**[09:30] Lierre**
Obihiro Shrine is one of the top
power spots in Hokkaido, you know.
**[09:34] Lierre**
When you do this, you can just
feel the power rising up from it!
**[09:38] Jashin**
So what have you eaten?
**[09:40] Pekola**
Well, we had anbatasan,
and the sweet potatoes...
**[09:43] Jashin**
Ah, yes, both fine choices.
**[09:46] Pekola**
And before we came here,
**[09:49] Pekola**
we went to a bakery called Mugioto.
**[09:53] Jashin**
Mugioto?
***SIGN*** Our croquettes are made
***SIGN*** with 100% Tokachi-raised
***SIGN*** Potato and Beef
**[09:57] Pekola**
The sound of seeds being sown,
the sound of them sprouting,
**[09:59] Pekola**
the sound of the harvest,
the sound of the millstone grinding flour,
**[10:03] Pekola**
the sound of bread baking...
**[10:05] Pekola**
Mugioto is a store where you
can hear all of these sounds.
**[10:10] Pekola**
So many types of bread made
with 100% Tokachi-made wheat...
**[10:13] Pekola**
Bread made with salt from Tokachi,
**[10:15] Pekola**
cornbread made with corn from Tokachi,
**[10:17] Pekola**
Tokachi mushroom bread...
**[10:19] Pekola**
Oh, just thinking of it makes Tokachi...
I mean, makes my mouth water!
**[10:23] Poporon**
Sheesh, you're such a glutton, Pekola-sama.
**[10:27] Poporon**
Though that fresh-baked
bread certainly was delicious.
**[10:29] Pino**
I'd like to try making bread, too,
instead of just sweet small stuff.
**[10:33] Jashin**
Pervert.
**[10:35] Lierre**
Oh, it's almost our reservation time.
**[10:38] Lierre**
Enough chatter. We need to go.
**[10:40] Jashin**
Excuse me, Lierre-san.
**[10:42] Jashin**
Where might you be headed next?
**[10:44] Lierre**
Want to come with us?
**[10:46] Lierre**
I'm willing to show God's
mercy to a pitiful devil.
**[10:51] Jashin**
Are we there yet?
**[10:53] Lierre**
Nearly.
**[10:54] Jashin**
I'm exhausted!
**[10:56] Lierre**
Almost there.
**[10:58] Lierre**
We're here.
**[11:02] Jashin**
That sure is one bald ****!
***SIGN*** Tempura and Local Cuisine
***SIGN*** Hageten
**[11:06] Lierre**
An Obihiro specialty: the pork bowl.
**[11:10] Lierre**
Let's eat.
**[11:12] Three**
Let's eat.
**[11:14] Lierre**
It's so good!
**[11:16] Pekola**
How blessed we are!
**[11:18] Poporon**
How blessed our mouths are, you mean.
**[11:20] Pino**
Delicious!
**[11:23] Jashin**
That was tasty.
**[11:24] Shimizu**
Hi there! I'm just a
passing Shimizu Hiroyasu!
**[11:28] Shimizu**
Can't believe I ran into you guys here!
**[11:30] Shimizu**
So how'd you like the pork bowls?
**[11:32] Jashin**
Y-Yeah, they were amazing.
**[11:34] Shimizu**
Good to hear!
**[11:36] Shimizu**
By the way, have you
been to Ban'ei Tokachi yet?
**[11:39] Jashin**
Ban'ei Tokachi?
**[11:40] Shimizu**
The horse race track.
**[11:41] Jashin**
Horse racing?!
**[11:42] Shimizu**
Races there aren't like typical horse races.
**[11:44] Shimizu**
The draft horse that bit you earlier,
Musashikoma, used to race there.
**[11:49] Shimizu**
Oh, "draft horses" are
horses that pull carts or sleds.
**[11:49] Jashin**
* All right! Time to get rich quick*
* at the races and pay off my debt!*
**[11:52] Shimizu**
Unlike the typical—
**[11:54] Yurine**
She's got us searching all over the place.
**[11:58] Yurine**
Where the heck did she go?
**[12:02] Yurine**
She's honestly such a headache.
**[12:04] Jashin**
Indeed!
***SIGN*** Dropkick on My Devil!!! X
**[12:09] Medusa**
Um...
**[12:10] Yurine**
Yes!
**[12:11] Yurine**
Seriously, though, where'd
that Jashin-chan wander off to?
***SIGN*** Dinos
***SIGN*** Dinos
***SIGN*** Obihiro
***SIGN*** Obihiro
***SIGN*** A Bench 400m Long
**[12:18] Jashin**
I ate too much...
**[12:21] Jashin**
Where's that race track, anyway?
**[12:26] Minos**
These 100% beef Hamburg steaks made with
Toyonishi beef from Toyonishi Farm are great!
***SIGN*** Please
***SIGN*** Do not touch,
we are very fragile
***SIGN*** Yep!
**[12:32] Minos**
And this curry's loaded with
Toyonishi beef, too! It's awesome!
***SIGN*** Yep!
***SIGN*** Working sure makes you hungry, huh?
***SIGN*** Toyonishi
Beef Curry
***SIGN*** Toyonishi
Beef Curry
**[12:38] Minos**
Yep!
***SIGN*** Toyonishi
Beef Curry
**[12:39] Hirose**
Hey!
***SIGN*** Toyonishi
Beef Curry
***SIGN*** Toyonishi
Beef Curry
***SIGN*** Toyonishi
Beef Curry
***SIGN*** Toyonishi
Beef Curry
***SIGN*** Toyonishi
Beef Curry
**[12:40] Hirose**
Suzu's about to have her baby.
***SIGN*** Really?!
***SIGN*** Next Race
***SIGN*** Odds
***SIGN*** Odds
***SIGN*** Time
***SIGN*** Ban'ei
Tokachi
**[13:03] DevilA**
Ban'ei Tokachi is the only race
track of its kind in the world.
**[13:06] DevilA**
In the days of Hokkaido's colonization,
draft horses worked on farms—
**[13:09] Shimizu**
And here, those draft
horses pull heavy sleds.
**[13:12] Shimizu**
These races test their
power, speed, and stamina!
**[13:15] Yusa**
Anyone for gelato?
Get your Uemon's Heart gelato here!
**[13:20] Guy**
Hey, I'll take one!
**[13:21] Yusa**
Sure!
**[13:22] Guy**
Mm, that's ice-cold!
**[13:25] Jashin**
* My "Get Rich Quick with Horses"*
* live show: Ban'ei Tokachi!*
**[13:29] Jashin**
*I'm gonna turn my whole life around!*
**[13:32] Jashin**
All right! Go get 'em!
**[13:37] Jashin**
*Draft horses...*
**[13:40] Jashin**
*pull heavy sleds...*
**[13:43] Jashin**
*over barren wastelands...*
**[13:51] Jashin**
*That horse...*
**[13:54] Jashin**
*...is me.*
**[13:55] Jashin**
* While walking the*
* rigorous path that is life,*
**[13:58] Jashin**
* even if you fall, and no*
* matter how many times...*
**[13:59] Jashin**
Get up! Get up! Get up!
**[14:02] Jashin**
*...you get up and keep moving.*
**[14:09] Jashin**
*That's right! You have to keep moving!*
**[14:13] Jashin**
*You...*
**[14:15] Jashin**
*...are me!*
**[14:16] Jashin**
*Go!*
***SIGN*** m 0 0 l 100 0 100 100 0 100
***SIGN*** Ban'ei Tokachi Races
**[14:23] Jashin**
How the hell could you come dead last?!
**[14:25] Jashin**
I bet on you to win that race!
What're you gonna do for me now?!
***SIGN*** UGLY
***SIGN*** Tokachimura
***SIGN*** Tokachimura
***SIGN*** Tokachimura
***SIGN*** Tokachimura
***SIGN*** Tokachimura
**[14:32] Jashin**
I'm betting every yen
I have on the next race!
**[14:35] Jashin**
Ban'ei Tokachi is a live
comeback show for horses!
**[14:38] Jashin**
I'm gonna make a comeback, too!
**[14:40] Horse God**
*You want to make a comeback?*
**[14:43] Jashin**
Wh-What's that voice?
**[14:46] Horse God**
*You want money?*
**[14:49] Jashin**
Yes...
**[14:51] Horse God**
* Then, I will lend you my money...*
* I mean, my strength.*
**[14:56] Jashin**
Thank you, God!
**[15:03] Guys**
Who's our draft horse?! Who's our
draft horse?! Who's our draft horse?!
**[15:08] Guys**
The number one draft horse!
**[15:10] Guys**
The strongest and fastest of them all!
**[15:12] Guys**
Who's that horse?!
**[15:14] Jashin**
Draft Horse Jashin-chan!
**[15:17] Jashin**
It's me!
**[15:18] JockeyA**
Huh?
**[15:23] Minos**
Come on, girl!
**[15:26] Jashin**
*I am the strongest draft horse.*
**[15:28] Jashin**
* I've bet all 5,000 yen I have*
* on my one-in-600-million odds.*
**[15:32] Jashin**
*I'm gonna win this, no matter what!*
**[15:34] Commentator**
* We had a bit of trouble getting*
* everyone to the starting gate,*
**[15:37] Commentator**
* but it looks like we'll*
* be able to start the race.*
**[15:39] Jashin**
*I won't just win this race!*
**[15:41] Jashin**
* I will be victorious in*
* the race known as life!*
**[15:48] Hirose**
Ah, here we go.
**[15:49] Commentator**
*All the horses have left the gate.*
***SIGN*** Hang in there, Suzu!
**[15:53] Hirose**
What?
**[15:53] Commentator**
* No. 3, Almond Almond, and No. 5,*
* Hokkenotio, are over the first obstacle.*
**[15:59] Commentator**
* Right behind them is No. 4,*
* Draft Horse Jashin-chan.*
**[16:02] Jashin**
I won't give up!
***SIGN*** Is she okay?!
**[16:06] Hirose**
Nothin' to worry about.
**[16:08] Commentator**
* The riders are coming up*
* to the second obstacle.*
**[16:10] Minos**
Suzu! Hee, hee, hoo! Hee, hee...
**[16:14] Jashin**
Hoo!
**[16:15] Commentator**
* The second obstacle is cleared*
* and the race is nearing its end.*
**[16:18] Commentator**
* No. 3, Almond Almond,*
* remains in the lead,*
**[16:21] Commentator**
*followed by No. 5, Hokkenotio.*
**[16:23] Commentator**
* Close behind are No. 7,*
* Ahonen, and No. 8, Payanen.*
**[16:27] Commentator**
* What's this? No. 4, Draft Horse*
* Jashin-chan, is coming up fast!*
**[16:30] Commentator**
*She's right behind the leader now!*
**[16:33] Commentator**
* The post is just up ahead!*
* Who will be first to pass it?*
**[16:34] Hirose**
Come on!
**[16:35] Commentator**
*Almond Almond! Draft Horse Jashin-chan!*
**[16:37] Commentator**
* Almond Almond! Draft Horse*
* Jashin-chan! Almond Almond!*
**[16:40] Minos**
Suzu!
**[16:41] Minos**
You're in the home stretch!
**[16:53] Minos**
You did so well, Suzu! It's a girl!
***SIGN*** Boss, do you have a name for the calf yet?
**[17:00] Hirose**
Yeah.
**[17:03] Hirose**
It's Alice.
**[17:10] Minos**
Alice!
**[17:13] Minos**
Thank you... for being born.
**[17:22] Commentator**
* Oh? Did Draft Horse Jashin-chan run*
* out of steam just before the finish line?*
**[17:26] Commentator**
*She's stopped dead in her tracks.*
**[17:27] Commentator**
* Passing her to finish first*
* is No. 3, Almond Almond.*
**[17:30] Commentator**
*In second, No. 5, Hokkenotio.*
**[17:40] Jashin**
Flight makes right!
**[17:42] Commentator**
* What's this? Draft Horse Jashin-chan has*
* suddenly taken off in the wrong direction!*
**[17:45] Jashin**
*Why?! Why?! Why?!*
**[17:45] Commentator**
* She's abandoning the race and*
* running away! This is unprecedented!*
**[17:49] Commentator**
* She just blasted through the*
* gate and exited the track!*
**[17:52] Commentator**
*And there goes the watchtower, too!*
**[17:55] Jashin**
Why is this happening?!
**[17:59] Jashin**
I was so close! I was so close
to getting three trillion...
**[18:05] Jashin**
...yen!
**[18:11] Jashin**
I finally lost them.
**[18:13] Jashin**
And ran here without
paying any attention...
**[18:15] Jashin**
Where... am I?
**[18:20] Jashin**
Is it Heaven? Did I die?
**[18:26] Jashin**
The angels!
**[18:28] Jashin**
So this really is Heaven?
**[18:29] Pekola**
It's Manabe Garden.
**[18:31] Lierre**
You were chased here
by debt collectors, right?
***SIGN*** Manabe
Garden
**[18:34] Lierre**
We're going camping. Want to come with us?
**[18:36] Lierre**
Call it God's mercy.
**[18:37] Jashin**
God! Buddha! Lierre-sama!
***SIGN*** Shiriporori Campground
***SIGN*** This Way
***SIGN*** You are...
***SIGN*** Wild
Rabbits
**[19:07] Minos**
Oh, Jashin-chan?
***SIGN*** Poporon-chan and the other angels, too!
**[19:11] Jashin**
Hey, it's you two.
**[19:14] Minos**
You guys camping, too?
**[19:15] Lierre**
Yes.
***SIGN*** It's my first time camping!
***SIGN*** Let's have fun, Poporon-chan!
**[19:19] Poporon**
Y-Yeah...
**[19:20] Minos**
Barbecues, campfires...
This is gonna be a blast!
**[19:25] Jashin**
Need some firewood?
Just 60,000 yen a bundle!
**[19:30] Yurine**
I finally find you, and
you're doing what, exactly?
**[19:41] Jashin**
Save me!
**[19:43] Jashin**
Anyone! I'll even take
someone from Hell Financing!
**[19:46] Medusa**
I'm so glad you're okay, Jashin-chan!
**[19:48] Jashin**
How am I okay?!
**[19:49] DevilA**
Campfires are actually prohibited here.
**[19:52] Jashin**
That's not the problem!
**[19:54] Jashin**
Whatever! I need to put the fire out!
**[19:56] Yur**
Wait, stupid...
**[20:00] Jashin**
Hot! Hot! Hot! Hot!
**[20:00] Yurine**
There's no saving someone that dumb.
**[20:02] Jashin**
My feet are on fire!
**[20:03] Medusa**
J-Jashin-chan...
**[20:05] III**
There she is!
**[20:07] III**
It's Jashin-chan!
**[20:08] Jashin**
Ack! They really showed up!
**[20:10] Jashin**
I have to get away... But it's so hot...
**[20:13] Jashin**
But I have to run... But it's hot...
**[20:15] Jashin**
But... S-Someone... Help... Help...
**[20:19] III**
Hold it!
**[20:19] Medusa**
Jashin-chan!
**[20:23] Jashin**
Why won't anyone... Why?! Why?!
**[20:26] Jashin**
Why is this happening?!
***SIGN*** Obihiro Arc
***SIGN*** FIN
**[22:21] Jashin**
That soaks into every fiber of my being!
**[22:25] Jashin**
I wasn't able to make any money at all.
**[22:28] Jashin**
In fact, I'm even deeper in debt.
***SIGN*** Kohitsuji
**[22:35] Jashin**
Yum!
**[22:43] Jashin**
Basha Bar?
**[22:49] Jashin**
That wasn't so bad.
**[22:55] Jashin**
Time to say goodbye.
**[22:57] Jashin**
So long, Obihiro!
**[23:10] Mei**
I'm the supercop of the Banzaibashi
Police Department, Tachibana Mei!
**[23:15] Mei**
The Shimabara Rebellion
was a major uprising
**[23:18] Mei**
that occurred at Hara
Castle in Minamishimabara!
***SIGN*** Hara Castle Ruins
***SIGN*** Hara Castle Ruins
**[23:21] Mei**
Next time on *Dropkick
on My Devil!! X*, episode 8:
**[23:24] Mei**
"Riding a Dolphin Into Chaos."
**[23:26] Mei**
Excitement and thrills
in Minamishimabara!
**[23:29] Mei**
This all sounds very relatable!
Right, Orochimaru?!
**[23:34] Mei**
L! O! V! E! Lovely Orochimaru!
# E8 - Riding a Dolphin Into Chaos
Source: [Crunchyroll](https://www.crunchyroll.com/watch/G7PU4Z2WD/riding-a-dolphin-into-chaos)
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**[00:09] Jashin**
Where am I?!
***SIGN*** Natural Monument
***SIGN*** Sea
Fig
Tree
***SIGN*** Cluster
**[01:42] Jashin**
Natural Monument... Sea Fig Tree Cluster?
**[01:52] Kajiwara**
The trees are probably about 300 years old.
**[01:55] Kajiwara**
About twenty wild Japanese
sea fig trees grow here,
**[02:00] Kajiwara**
Jashin-chan-kun.
**[02:03] Jashin**
What a fine old tree.
**[02:04] Kajiwara**
Hey! Stop that, Jashin-chan-kun!
**[02:07] Kajiwara**
You're so rambunctious.
**[02:10] Kajiwara**
Look into the tree cavity like this.
**[02:13] Jashin**
Cavity?
**[02:16] Jashin**
Wait, is this...
**[02:21] Jashin**
A heart!
**[02:23] Kajiwara**
Yes, in other words...
**[02:26] Kajiwara**
Love.
**[02:31] Kajiwara**
No matter what painful things
you go through, this land loves you.
**[02:36] Jashin**
Love...
**[02:38] Jashin**
Even for someone like me,
who's always on the run...
**[02:41] Kajiwara**
"Live facing south."
**[02:43] Kajiwara**
It's this town's catchphrase.
**[02:46] Kajiwara**
Never look back. Face the sun like a
sunflower, and live a strong, sunny life.
**[02:53] Jashin**
Like a sunflower...
**[02:55] Jashin**
By the way, what town *is* this?
**[02:58] Jashin**
Where are we?
**[02:59] Kajiwara**
It's Minamishimabara
in Nagasaki Prefecture.
**[03:03] Kajiwara**
Nagasaki?!
**[03:04] DevilA**
Yes, this is Minamishimabara, on the southern
tip of the Shimabara Peninsula in Nagasaki.
***SIGN*** Minamishimabara, Nagasaki
**[03:10] DevilA**
It's a picturesque area with a rich history
and a population of about 450,000.
**[03:16] Jashin**
I can't believe I drifted this far
from Musashikoma on a single kick.
**[03:21] Jashin**
Still, changing the way I live now
won't change the fact that I'm in debt.
**[03:31] Lierre**
No one's watching, right?
**[03:33] Lierre**
Okay!
**[03:53] Jashin**
What are you doing?
**[03:55] Lierre**
Good. No safety issues.
**[03:58] Lierre**
Safety checks are very important.
**[04:01] Lierre**
Oh, you were here?
**[04:03] Jashin**
Was that fun?
**[04:05] Lierre**
Wh-What are you talking about?
I was just inspecting the facilities.
***SIGN*** Smirk
***SIGN*** Smirk
***SIGN*** Smirk
**[04:11] Lierre**
What are you doing in
Minamishimabara, anyway?
**[04:14] Jashin**
What about you? Did you come to see me again?
**[04:18] Lierre**
No, I'm here to see some old friends.
**[04:21] Jashin**
Aw, you think that highly of me?
***SIGN*** Orochimaru
***SIGN*** Orochimaru
***SIGN*** Orochimaru
***SIGN*** Orochimaru
***SIGN*** Orochimaru
**[04:30] Lierre**
Why did you come with me?
**[04:32] Jashin**
If we're here together anyway,
it's easier to travel together.
**[04:35] Captain**
Jashin-chan-san, Lierre-san,
they're in sight now.
**[04:44] Lierre**
Wow, wild dolphins! And so many of them!
**[04:49] Lierre**
S-So cute!
***SIGN*** Kuchinotsu Sightseeing Boat Tours
***SIGN*** Dolphin
***SIGN*** Watching
**[04:57] Lierre**
That's so cool!
**[04:59] Jashin**
Maybe I'm due for an image change...
**[05:02] Dolphin**
*You want to change?*
**[05:04] Dolphin**
*You want to live a south-facing life?*
**[05:07] Jashin**
H-Huh?
**[05:09] Dolphin**
*Try landing one yourself!*
**[05:12] Lierre**
What's wrong?
**[05:16] Jashin**
Devil Fusion!
**[05:20] Lierre**
Wh-What's going on?!
**[05:23] Jashin**
Dolphinkick on My Devil!
**[05:28] Tourist**
Hey, I saw a dolphin jump over there!
**[05:31] Tourist**
Aren't dolphins cute?
**[05:34] Lierre**
Uh-huh.
**[05:35] Jashin**
I'm cute, too. And cool.
**[05:38] Lierre**
Not as much as dolphins, obviously.
**[05:41] Jashin**
So were these dolphins the
old friends you came to see?
**[05:45] Lierre**
Of course not.
**[05:47] Jashin**
You just wanted to go dolphin-watching?
**[05:49] Lierre**
No! This was just on the way!
**[05:53] Lierre**
My friends can't be reached on foot.
**[05:57] Lierre**
Would you give me a ride?
**[06:07] Lierre**
Thank you.
**[06:10] Jashin**
I could've given you a
ride if you'd just asked.
**[06:15] Lierre**
Look, I can see them.
**[06:19] Jashin**
Where are they? All I see are mountains.
**[06:23] Lierre**
You're not human. Try opening
those supernatural eyes of yours.
**[06:34] Jashin**
Eek! A giant!
**[06:37] Lierre**
That's Misogoro.
**[06:38] Lierre**
He loves miso, so in return for some,
**[06:41] Lierre**
he clears paths through the
mountains and helps on farms.
***SIGN*** Yushima
**[06:45] Lierre**
It's said Goro was the one who made Yushima
Island, which has more cats than people.
**[06:53] Misogoro**
Well, if it isn't Lierre-sama!
**[06:56] Misogoro**
It's been centuries!
**[06:58] Lierre**
Hi, Goro. How've you been?
**[07:00] Misogoro**
Great. Glad to see you looking well, too.
**[07:05] Misogoro**
Unusual to see you with a devil, though.
**[07:09] Misogoro**
Pleased to meet you.
**[07:10] Jashin**
Well, how kind of you...
**[07:13] Misogoro**
My name is Misogoro.
**[07:17] Jashin**
*H-He's huge!*
**[07:19] Jashin**
*Lierre has a giant like this on her side?*
**[07:25] Jashin**
Misogoro, I have nothing against you!
**[07:27] Jashin**
But if you intend to stand in
the way of my south-facing life,
**[07:31] Jashin**
you must die!
***SIGN*** Not
***SIGN*** Following
**[07:34] Jashin**
Take this!
**[07:36] Jashin**
Jashin-chan Dolphinkick!
**[07:40] Jashin**
Ouch!
**[07:41] Misogoro**
What was that? Did something just hit me?
**[07:45] Lierre**
Don't worry about it.
**[07:50] Jashin**
Francisco!
**[07:54] Jashin**
Ow...
**[07:56] Jashin**
What's this place?
**[08:03] Shiro**
Who are you?
**[08:08] Shiro**
This is a World Heritage Site,
a place recognized on a global level:
**[08:11] Shiro**
the Hara Castle Ruins.
***SIGN*** Hara Castle Ruins
***SIGN*** Hara Castle Ruins
**[08:15] Jashin**
Who are you three?
**[08:17] Shiro**
I am Shiro. Amakusa Shiro.
**[08:20] Jashin**
Shiro? Are you one of Lierre's friends, too?
**[08:25] Shiro**
You know Lierre-sama?
**[08:32] Kid**
Take that!
**[08:33] Miku**
Oh, no! You got me!
***SIGN*** ————————————
***SIGN*** Ayugaeri Falls
**[08:37] Kyon**
Doesn't this feel great, Onee-chan?
**[08:40] Ran**
The best. It's so nice and cool.
**[08:42] Yurine**
Hey, you're all here.
**[08:44] Medusa**
Hi.
**[08:45] Kyon**
Aiya! Yurine-nee!
**[08:47] Ran**
Medusa-chan!
***SIGN*** Scoop*!*
***SIGN*** Shimabara
Tenobe Somen
**[08:52] Kyon**
Today, we're reporting on
a somen chute in Shimabara.
**[08:55] Kyon**
Take a look! This is the somen that
comprises 30% of the market share in Japan:
**[09:00] Kyon**
Shimabara Tenobe Somen!
**[09:02] Kyon**
There are many theories about how
it got started, but most say islanders
***SIGN*** Okayama
***SIGN*** Hyogo
***SIGN*** Kagawa
**[09:06] Kyon**
from Shodo Island brought it with them to
Shimabara after the Shimabara Rebellion.
***SIGN*** Okayama
***SIGN*** Hyogo
***SIGN*** Kagawa
***SIGN*** Okayama
***SIGN*** Kagawa
**[09:11] Kyon**
The Shimabara Rebellion is also known
as the Shimabara-Amakusa Rebellion.
**[09:14] Yurine**
They're really firm and tasty.
**[09:15] KyonRan**
That concludes our on-the-scene report!
**[09:16] Medusa**
I've never had somen like this before.
**[09:19] Yurine**
This place is nice. Nature's all around us.
**[09:21] Ran**
We were traveling around Japan
looking for delicious noodles.
**[09:25] Kyon**
What are you two doing in Shimabara?
**[09:28] Medusa**
We're looking for Jashin-chan.
**[09:31] Yurine**
We followed the GPS tracker
I embedded in her a while ago.
**[09:36] Kyon**
Oh...
**[09:37] Ran**
Hey, want some more somen?
**[09:39] Yurine**
Yeah.
**[09:40] Kyon**
Hello! Seconds for six, please!
**[09:43] Ran**
Bài tuō le!
**[09:45] Jashin**
She looks just like Pekola.
**[09:48] Shiro**
Who is this Pekola?
**[09:49] Jashin**
And they're Poporon and Pino.
**[09:51] BigSis**
What are you talking about?
**[09:54] BigSis**
I'm Shiro-sama's older sister.
**[09:56] LilSis**
And I'm Shiro-sama's younger sister.
**[09:58] Jashin**
Are you *sure* you're not Pekola?
**[10:00] Shiro**
Stop that! I'm just Shiro!
**[10:06] Jashin**
It looks nothing like you.
**[10:07] Shiro**
Isn't that true of most statues?
**[10:09] Jashin**
Prove it, then.
**[10:12] Jashin**
If you truly are Amakusa Shiro,
**[10:15] Jashin**
can you walk across the sea?
**[10:17] Jashin**
Show me one of your miracles.
**[10:20] Shiro**
My powers cannot be used willy-nilly.
**[10:24] Jashin**
You liar.
**[10:25] Shiro**
How rude. I'll see that you
suffer divine punishment for that.
**[10:28] Jashin**
The only suffering you can cause is diarrhea.
**[10:31] Jashin**
Messiah!
**[10:33] Jashin**
I-I'm sorry I doubted you.
**[10:35] Shiro**
As long as you understand.
**[10:38] Shiro**
Dangojima Island looks so green again today.
**[10:40] BigSis**
Indeed.
**[10:41] LilSis**
Apparently, it's known as
"Yushima Island" now.
**[10:44] BigSis**
Takes you back to days long past, doesn't it?
**[10:47] Jashin**
So are you, like, spirits
bound to this place or what?
**[10:50] Jashin**
Is your grudge over the extermination of
your family keeping you from passing on?
**[10:56] Shiro**
It's nothing like that.
**[10:58] Shiro**
It's true that we led a rebellion because
we were fed up with overtaxation
**[11:03] Shiro**
and religious oppression.
**[11:05] Shiro**
Following the battle between Shimabara
and the Karatsu Domain, we were subjugated
**[11:09] Shiro**
and lost our lives here.
**[11:12] Shiro**
I'm sure human hearts would hold a grudge.
But when we died, we became martyrs.
**[11:20] Shiro**
I'd say we were actually blessed.
**[11:22] Shiro**
We transformed into barley.
**[11:25] Shiro**
A single barley seed bound so many
fruits together through our deaths.
**[11:30] Shiro**
We watched from Paradise as the
people learned to accept one another.
**[11:36] Shiro**
Why would we bear a grudge against them?
**[11:39] Shiro**
We came to Earth today to
fulfill plans to meet someone.
**[11:43] Jashin**
Meet someone?
**[11:44] Shiro**
Yes, Lierre-sama said
she was coming to visit.
**[11:47] Shiro**
Come to think of it,
you mentioned Lierre-sama earlier.
**[11:50] Jashin**
Oh, yeah, she was with me
until right before I got here.
**[11:53] Jashin**
Lierre-san is...
**[11:54] Mei**
Orochimaru!
**[11:56] Mei**
I missed you! I missed you!
I missed you! I missed you *so much*!
**[12:02] Jashin**
Mei?!
**[12:02] Mei**
I can't believe I ran into you on my vacation!
**[12:04] Mei**
I guess you really feel
the way I feel, Orochimaru!
**[12:08] Jashin**
I do not!
**[12:09] Mei**
Aw, you don't have to be shy!
**[12:12] Jashin**
Someone save me! Please!
**[12:14] Shiro**
U-Um...
**[12:15] BigSis**
What shall we do?
**[12:16] LilSis**
I'm not quite sure what's going on.
**[12:19] Jashin**
Damn it! I don't care who helps me,
as long as *someone* does!
**[12:22] III**
I heard her!
**[12:23] IV**
This way!
**[12:24] III**
There she is! It's Jashin-chan!
**[12:25] IV**
We'll get her this time!
**[12:27] Jashin**
Ack! Not you guys, though!
I take back what I said!
**[12:31] Shiro**
This has grown more complicated...
**[12:33] Jashin**
Mei! Those guys want to
take me away! Help me!
**[12:37] Mei**
Orochimaru...
**[12:39] Mei**
What? You need my help?
**[12:43] Jashin**
That's right!
**[12:44] Jashin**
I'm begging you, Mei! Help me!
**[12:49] Mei**
Did you guys hear that?!
Orochimaru asked for my help!
**[12:55] Mei**
The supercop of the
Banzaibashi Police Department,
**[12:58] Mei**
Tachibana Mei, will protect Orochimaru!
**[13:00] IV**
Whoa, watch it!
**[13:02] Mei**
Don't move! I can't hit you!
**[13:04] III**
H-Hang on!
**[13:07] IV**
Withdraw for now! Call for backup!
**[13:09] III**
Right!
**[13:11] Jashin**
You saved me.
**[13:12] Shiro**
Modern firearms can fire so
many shots in quick succession.
**[13:15] BigSis**
I don't think that's right.
**[13:17] LilSis**
You should return the money you borrowed.
**[13:20] Jashin**
They'll be back for sure.
**[13:22] BigSis**
Of course they will. You owe them money.
**[13:25] Jashin**
Mei! You're the only one who can protect me!
**[13:29] Jashin**
Please! Protect me...
Protect your Orochimaru!
**[13:33] Mei**
Oh, say that again!
**[13:35] Jashin**
Please!
**[13:38] Mei**
Okay! I'll protect you
with everything I have!
**[13:42] Jashin**
Thank you, Mei!
**[13:46] Shiro**
What exactly are Shiro and
her sisters watching right now?
**[13:49] Mei**
Shiro?
**[13:51] Mei**
Shiro?!
**[13:52] Mei**
Of course! The castle!
**[13:54] Mei**
Not Hara Castle, but...
***SIGN*** Castle
***SIGN*** Castle
***SIGN*** Hara
***SIGN*** Hara
***SIGN*** Natsuko (Miss)
***SIGN*** Natsuko (Miss)
**[13:56] Mei**
Miss Hara Natsuko!
***SIGN*** Castle
***SIGN*** Castle
***SIGN*** Natsuko (Miss)
***SIGN*** Natsuko (Miss)
***SIGN*** Under
***SIGN*** Under
***SIGN*** Construction
***SIGN*** Construction
**[13:59] Mei**
Check this out! I'll get *all*
the cultists of the world
***SIGN*** Southward
**[14:02] Mei**
to gather at Hara Natsuko
Castle and keep them there!
**[14:05] LilSis**
Just repay your debt.
**[14:07] MobA**
I'm a cultist, but why am I here?
**[14:08] MobB**
I'm a cultist, but...
**[14:08] MobC**
I'm a cultist, but still...
**[14:10] MobD**
I just want to support Per-chan.
**[14:11] MobG**
My favorite's Yamada Marina-chan.
She's from Fukuoka.
**[14:12] MobE**
Her actress is my favorite!
**[14:13] MobF**
I'm a fan of Yusa Koji-sama.
**[14:15] DevilA**
I heard that.
**[14:17] Chiba**
Doesn't that girl look like Noel-chan?
**[14:19] Ozaki**
She's a dead ringer for her!
**[14:21] Hashira**
I'm so glad we came to Minamishimabara!
**[14:25] Mei**
Yep! It looks great on you!
**[14:27] Jashin**
You think so?
**[14:28] Mei**
You're a savior now!
**[14:30] Jashin**
A savior?
**[14:32] Shiro**
Why did we get dragged into this?
**[14:35] LilSis**
It's a terrible hassle.
**[14:37] Jashin**
A savior...
**[14:38] Jashin**
That's right! I'm the savior
who can save the heretics!
**[14:42] Jashin**
Jashin-chan the Savior!
**[14:44] Mei**
You go, Orochimaru!
**[14:45] LilSis**
More like a devil king, I'd say...
**[14:47] Medusa**
Jashin-chan!
**[14:52] Medusa**
Stop running away from Hell Financing!
**[14:54] Medusa**
You should do honest work to
repay your debt! Okay?
**[14:57] Misogoro**
Gosh, what a nice castle.
**[15:01] Lierre**
What's even going on here?
**[15:03] Mei**
That's...
**[15:04] Mei**
Monochrome!
**[15:05] Ran**
Kyon-Kyon!
**[15:09] Kyon**
Don't worry! I'll protect you, Onee-chan!
**[15:12] Jashin**
Hear me, humans!
**[15:14] Jashin**
I am Jashin-chan the Savior.
**[15:16] Jashin**
I have descended to join my
cultists in rebuilding this world!
**[15:19] Jashin**
I will be the god of a new world!
**[15:22] Medusa**
You're a devil, though...
**[15:23] Yurine**
Stop making trouble for
everyone and surrender already.
**[15:26] Jashin**
Listen to me!
**[15:28] Jashin**
This is a rebellion.
We're going to do everything over.
**[15:31] Jashin**
Here at Hara Natsuko Castle,
I have risen to action!
**[15:34] Mei**
And Monochrome is our emblem!
**[15:37] Ran**
Huh?! What?!
**[15:38] Jashin**
That's right! This is the
Minamishimabara Rebellion Ran-Ran!
**[15:43] Kyon**
Onee-chan?!
**[15:46] Kyon**
When did those humans do this?!
**[15:48] Jashin**
See that? That's the power of my cultists!
**[15:51] Yurine**
That's just kidnapping.
***SIGN*** The Ran-Ran Rescue Squad
***SIGN*** -
***SIGN*** -
***SIGN*** -
***SIGN*** Kidnapping is a Crime
**[15:56] Yurine**
I swear... You're not going to
understand until you get punished.
**[16:00] Lierre**
I don't like fighting, but I'll back you up.
**[16:03] Kyon**
Grr! Give Onee-chan back!
**[16:06] Medusa**
G-Go easy on them, okay?
**[16:08] Medusa**
Okay? Okay?
**[16:09] Yurine**
I hope you're ready, Jashin-chan!
**[16:12] Jashin**
Uh, where'd you just pull
that katana from, exactly?
**[16:15] Lierre**
Let's go!
**[16:16] All**
Yeah!
**[16:20] MobI**
H-Here they come!
**[16:30] Jashin**
Kyon-Kyon's gone berserk...
**[16:45] Jashin**
Cultists shouldn't be letting
a god save them, damn it!
**[16:48] Jashin**
I'll destroy all of them.
**[16:50] Jashin**
Open the gunports!
**[16:54] Jashin**
Fire!
**[17:01] Ozaki**
Should we really be doing this?
**[17:03] Hashira**
Yeah, what if someone gets hurt?
**[17:05] Chiba**
No.
**[17:06] Chiba**
There's no going back now.
**[17:08] Chiba**
We have to do this for her sake...
**[17:11] Chiba**
Yes! For the girl who
looks just like Noel-chan!
***SIGN*** Doesn't Matter Who It Is Anymore
**[17:15] LilSis**
They've damaged the castle walls.
**[17:15] BigSis**
Who is Noel-san?
**[17:25] Three**
Eek!
**[17:26] Yurine**
I just cut something disgusting.
**[17:31] Jashin**
The cannons...
**[17:33] Jashin**
Yurine?!
**[17:35] Jashin**
Tch, in that case...
**[17:38] Jashin**
Shiro, you're going to be my barley.
**[17:42] Jashin**
Move a muscle, and we're both
Paradise-bound! That what you want?
**[17:46] Yurine**
So she knows she's losing.
**[17:49] Lierre**
Paradise will never welcome a devil.
**[17:52] Lierre**
This has turned into
quite the reunion, Shiro.
**[17:55] Shiro**
Lierre-sama!
**[17:59] Jashin**
M-My sword!
**[18:04] Ran**
Kyon—
**[18:09] Jashin**
Stopped it with her teeth.
**[18:10] Mei**
Stopped it with her teeth.
**[18:17] Mei**
Monochrome!
**[18:23] Ran**
Kyon-Kyon, no!
**[18:24] Kyon**
Huh? Onee-chan, when did you...
**[18:27] Jashin**
She was just on a rampage,
oblivious to everything?
**[18:29] Yurine**
Jashin-chan, just give it up.
**[18:34] Lierre**
Accept your fate.
**[18:36] Jashin**
Y-Yes, my situation does seem dire.
**[18:39] Jashin**
But...
**[18:40] Jashin**
But I still have one trick up my sleeve!
**[18:42] Jashin**
Sorry, debt collectors! I'm making my escape!
**[18:45] Yurine**
You just keep making the
same mistake over and over.
**[18:49] Jashin**
Sacrifice yourself for me, Yurine!
**[18:51] Jashin**
I'll escape to Hell, and the
slate will be wiped clean!
**[18:54] Jashin**
This is what it means to "live facing south."
Right, old dude who appeared at the beginning?
**[18:59] Kajiwara**
No, it's not.
**[19:00] Jashin**
I'll kill Yurine, and my
mission will be complete!
**[19:15] Medusa**
J-J-J-J-Jashin-chan!
**[19:18] Yurine**
So, on that note...
**[19:20] Yurine**
Everyone, to prove you're not cultists, step on
this image of the cult leader before you go.
**[19:26] Jashin**
Watch where you're stepping, damn it!
**[19:28] MobJ**
Ooh! Jashin-chan yelled at me!
**[19:31] MobK**
I never would've thought we'd get
to step on the real Jashin-chan!
**[19:34] Jashin**
I'm not an image!
I'm the real deal! Don't step on me!
**[19:37] MobL**
Squee!
**[19:38] Lierre**
Is this really proving anything?
**[19:38] MonM**
I didn't get to step on her at the
bookstore in Jinbocho, so this is great!
**[19:39] Yurine**
Ah, I'd say it's fine.
**[19:41] Medusa**
Jashin-chan...
**[19:42] Mei**
Orochimaru, look what's happened to you...
**[19:45] Misogoro**
Hm? She's been stepped on so much,
she looks like some kind of dough.
**[19:49] Medusa**
Huh? Dough?
**[19:51] MobN**
That looks like it feels good!
**[19:51] Misogoro**
We should have an artisan take a look at her.
**[19:55] Medusa**
What do you think?
**[19:56] Nouchi**
This is some nice dough. Let's use it.
**[19:59] Jashin**
Huh?
**[20:00] Nouchi**
We start by rolling it flat.
**[20:03] Nouchi**
Once stretched thin, we hang them up,
and once they've matured...
**[20:07] Nouchi**
We pull them apart, hang them up
in banners to dry, and then...
**[20:12] Nouchi**
The Jashin-chan somen is complete.
**[20:14] Jashin**
Wait, how'd this even happen?!
**[20:16] Nouchi**
When boiling them, keep an eye on the time.
**[20:18] Nouchi**
Avoid adding more water, but adjust the
heat slightly to make them taste better.
**[20:23] All**
They look tasty!
**[20:24] Jashin**
Nothing about this looks tasty!
**[20:26] Medusa**
Jashin-chan...
**[20:26] Mei**
Orochimaru will become part of
my body and live with me forever!
**[20:27] Shiro**
Delicious!
**[20:28] BigSis**
It truly is.
**[20:29] LilSis**
Yes.
**[20:30] KyonRan**
Hao chi!
**[20:31] Jashin**
Stop eating me!
**[20:33] Yurine**
Minamishimabara sure is a nice place.
**[20:40] Jashin**
That was traumatic.
**[20:42] Jashin**
They could make a movie out
of my escape from Mei's stomach.
**[20:42] Medusa**
Jashin-chan, why don't you
give up and just work? I'll help you.
**[20:48] Jashin**
To work is to lose! I've made up my mind!
**[20:51] Jashin**
I'll never look back. I'm going to
live facing south, like a sunflower.
**[20:56] Jashin**
Minamishimabara taught me that.
**[20:59] Yurine**
You couldn't have
distorted that lesson more.
**[21:01] I**
Listen, Jashin-chan-kun...
**[21:05] II**
Would you just let us catch you already?
**[21:13] III**
She ran off!
**[21:15] III**
But that way leads to the ocean!
**[21:16] IV**
There's nowhere to run!
**[21:17] 1234**
What?!
**[21:19] I**
She's running across the water!
**[21:20] II**
Like Amakusa Shiro!
**[21:22] Yurine**
Hey! Why are you taking us with you?
**[21:24] Medusa**
Jashin-chan?
**[21:25] Jashin**
I won't run anymore! I won't look back!
I won't get caught, and I won't work, either!
**[21:29] Jashin**
I'll get away from these guys for good!
**[21:33] Jashin**
Live facing south!
**[21:35] Medusa**
But you're heading west!
**[23:10] Medusa**
Hi! It's Medusa!
**[23:12] Medusa**
This lavender field is beautiful!
Purple as far as the eye can see!
**[23:17] Medusa**
Next time on *Dropkick
on My Devil!! X*, episode 9:
**[23:21] Medusa**
"Lavender-Colored Eyes
Misting Over in Furano."
**[23:24] Medusa**
What? It's the same color
as my eyes, you say?
**[23:27] Medusa**
Come and take a closer look.
**[23:30] Medusa**
You all just turned to ash!
**[23:33] Medusa**
You want to know why I'm so excited?
**[23:35] Medusa**
You'll have to wait until
next week to find out!
# E9 - Lavender-Colored Eyes Misting Over in Furano
Source: [Crunchyroll](https://www.crunchyroll.com/watch/G9DUEQNDE/lavender-colored-eyes-misting-over-in-furano)
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**[00:03] Yurine**
I never would've guessed we'd be going
back to Hokkaido in a hot air balloon.
**[00:08] Jashin**
What a nice view.
**[00:11] Medusa**
Let's do honest work to
to repay your debt, okay?
**[01:51] DevilA**
In Furano City nao!
***SIGN*** Furano, Hokkaido
**[01:54] DevilA**
This is Furano, a city in the middle of
Hokkaido with a population of about 200,000.
***SIGN*** Spring
**[02:02] DevilA**
It's beautiful in all four seasons.
***SIGN*** Summer
***SIGN*** Autumn
**[02:07] DevilA**
Each season paints the
city in its own colors.
***SIGN*** Winter
**[02:11] DevilA**
You could call it "the color of the north."
***SIGN*** The
***SIGN*** The
***SIGN*** of the North
***SIGN*** of the North
**[02:20] Medusa**
Doesn't this clear, fresh air
feel great, Jashin-chan?
**[02:23] Jashin**
There are so many shops
in the middle of the forest.
**[02:29] Medusa**
Wow, these trinkets are so cute!
**[02:31] Medusa**
Are they handmade?
**[02:33] Medusa**
Hey, why don't we open our own shop here?
**[02:36] Jashin**
Our own shop?
**[02:37] Medusa**
You could bake cakes and
other sweets, and I could sell them.
**[02:42] Medusa**
If we keep up that kind of work
until your debt is repaid...
**[02:46] Medusa**
That's it! Work with me, Jashin-chan!
**[02:49] Medusa**
We might have your debt
paid off in 600 million years!
**[02:52] Jashin**
Wow. The birds are singing.
**[02:55] Medusa**
Jashin-chan?
**[02:56] Yurine**
Stop running from reality.
**[02:58] Yurine**
If you don't repay your debt,
even a little at a time, it won't go away.
**[03:02] Jashin**
Even if I do work, I can never repay it.
**[03:06] Yurine**
Huh?
**[03:07] Jashin**
The thing is, I borrowed it at a compound
interest rate of 100% every ten days.[
**[03:11] Yurine**
What?!
**[03:11] Yurine**
You seriously borrowed 30 million yen
at an interest rate like that?!
**[03:15] Medusa**
That's an annual rate of about 970%...
**[03:18] Medusa**
And if a whole year goes by...
**[03:20] DevilA**
Open the price!
**[03:22] DevilA**
Ones, tens, hundreds, thousands, ten thousands,
hundred thousands, millions, ten millions,
hundred millions, billions, ten billions,
hundred billions, trillions,
ten trillions, hundred trillions,
quadrillions, ten quadrillions,
hundred quadrillions, quintillions!
***SIGN*** Yen
**[03:24] DevilA**
Ones, tens, hundreds, thousands, ten thousands,
hundred thousands, millions, ten millions,
hundred millions, billions, ten billions,
hundred billions, trillions,
ten trillions, hundred trillions,
quadrillions, ten quadrillions,
hundred quadrillions, quintillions!
***SIGN*** Yen
***SIGN*** Yen
**[03:26] DevilA**
Ones, tens, hundreds, thousands, ten thousands,
hundred thousands, millions, ten millions,
hundred millions, billions, ten billions,
hundred billions, trillions,
ten trillions, hundred trillions,
quadrillions, ten quadrillions,
hundred quadrillions, quintillions!
***SIGN*** Yen
**[03:26] DevilA**
Ones, tens, hundreds, thousands, ten thousands,
hundred thousands, millions, ten millions,
hundred millions, billions, ten billions,
hundred billions, trillions,
ten trillions, hundred trillions,
quadrillions, ten quadrillions,
hundred quadrillions, quintillions!
**[03:27] DevilA**
Ones, tens, hundreds, thousands, ten thousands,
hundred thousands, millions, ten millions,
hundred millions, billions, ten billions,
hundred billions, trillions,
ten trillions, hundred trillions,
quadrillions, ten quadrillions,
hundred quadrillions, quintillions!
**[03:27] DevilA**
Ones, tens, hundreds, thousands, ten thousands,
hundred thousands, millions, ten millions,
hundred millions, billions, ten billions,
hundred billions, trillions,
ten trillions, hundred trillions,
quadrillions, ten quadrillions,
hundred quadrillions, quintillions!
***SIGN*** Yen
**[03:27] Medusa**
Three quintillion...
***SIGN*** Yen
**[03:28] Medusa**
Three quintillion...
**[03:30] Yurine**
That would cover Japan's
national budget for 30,000 years.
**[03:33] Jashin**
Medusa!
**[03:34] Jashin**
My ATM! Use your entire
savings to pay it back!
**[03:38] Medusa**
Th-That's impossible! My entire savings
wouldn't even shave off a zero!
**[03:42] Jashin**
An ATM should be able to
spit out money infinitely!
**[03:44] Yurine**
You know that's not how it works.
**[03:47] Medusa**
*Her debt will just keep growing and growing.*
**[03:51] Medusa**
*Even with our long life spans,*
**[03:54] Medusa**
*we can never pay it back.*
**[04:00] Jashin**
Medusa!
**[04:03] Medusa**
Fine.
**[04:05] Jashin**
Medusa?
**[04:10] Medusa**
Let's sell some organs.
**[04:12] Medusa**
Don't worry! I'll sell mine along with you.
**[04:16] Jashin**
Huh? Wh-What are you saying?
**[04:19] Medusa**
We may have been born on different days,
**[04:23] Medusa**
but we'll be together at the end.
**[04:26] Yurine**
It's like the Oath of the Peach Garden.
**[04:28] Medusa**
No.
**[04:31] Medusa**
This is...
**[04:35] Medusa**
...the Oath of Ningle Terrace!
**[04:38] Jashin**
Huh?! This is...
**[04:40] Jashin**
The form that surpasses Politely
Speaking Medusa in pure outrage,
**[04:43] Jashin**
the rarest form of all, which I've
only seen once, 6,666 years ago...
**[04:48] Jashin**
Medusa High!
**[04:50] Yurine**
Medusa High?
**[04:52] Jashin**
It's short for Medusa in
Exceptionally High Spirits!
**[04:55] Medusa**
So that's settled!
**[04:56] Medusa**
All that's left for us to do is spend
our final days having a blast in Furano!
**[04:58] Jashin**
Whoa, wait!
**[05:02] Medusa**
Furano, let's go!
**[05:05] Yurine**
Medusa High is a riot.
***SIGN*** Devil Fighters
***SIGN*** m 50 0 b 100 0 100 100 50 100 b 0 100 0 0 50 0
***SIGN*** Ja-Shin-Oh
***SIGN*** Devil Fighters
***SIGN*** m 50 0 b 100 0 100 100 50 100 b 0 100 0 0 50 0
***SIGN*** Jashin King
***SIGN*** Devil Fighters
***SIGN*** m 50 0 b 100 0 100 100 50 100 b 0 100 0 0 50 0
***SIGN*** Jashin King
***SIGN*** Devil Fighters
***SIGN*** m 50 0 b 100 0 100 100 50 100 b 0 100 0 0 50 0
***SIGN*** Jashin King
***SIGN*** Jashin King
***SIGN*** Devil Fighters
***SIGN*** m 50 0 b 100 0 100 100 50 100 b 0 100 0 0 50 0
***SIGN*** m 50 0 b 100 0 100 100 50 100 b 0 100 0 0 50 0
***SIGN*** Jashin King
***SIGN*** Devil Fighters
***SIGN*** m 0 0 l 100 0 100 100 0 100
***SIGN*** Medusa High
***SIGN*** m 50 0 b 100 0 100 100 50 100 b 0 100 0 0 50 0
***SIGN*** Light
***SIGN*** m 0 0 l 100 0 100 100 0 100
***SIGN*** The rarest and craziest card of all, unseen for
the past 6,666 years!!! "Let's all be happy☆彡"
***SIGN*** Attack
***SIGN*** Defense
**[05:09] Medusa**
It's always my turn!
***SIGN*** Furano Cheese Factory
**[05:14] Medusa**
Yurine-san, take our picture!
**[05:16] Medusa**
Come on, Jashin-chan, pose with me!
**[05:19] Jashin**
A picture? Are you—
**[05:21] Jashin**
Wha... Hey...
**[05:29] Jashin**
Let's get fired up!
**[05:31] Medusa**
Hype!
**[05:32] Yurine**
Now Jashin-chan's "high," too.
**[05:35] Medusa**
Let's use this picture at our funeral!
**[05:37] Jashin**
Yay!
**[05:39] Yurine**
Okay, say cheese.
**[05:40] Goto**
Whoo! Who wants pizza baked in a pizza
oven imported straight from Napoli?
**[05:45] Goto**
The Furano Cheese Special!
**[05:47] Medusa**
Cheese Special?
***SIGN*** Goto
**[05:49] Goto**
It's a five-cheese pizza with wine cheddar,
white, maison de biere, sepia, and mozzarella!
**[05:57] Both**
Wow!
**[05:59] Yurine**
Even the guy working here is pretty high.
**[06:02] Yurine**
I guess looking into Medusa High's
eyes doesn't cause petrification.
**[06:05] DevilA**
By the way, the bracelet
on Yurine's left wrist
**[06:08] DevilA**
also protects her from
Medusa High's influence.
**[06:13] Jashin**
Super tasty!
**[06:16] Jashin**
The five types of cheese are creating
an exquisite harmony in my mouth!
**[06:21] Medusa**
Jeez, you've got cheese on your cheek.
**[06:24] Medusa**
Lick.
**[06:25] Jashin**
Oh, Medusa!
**[06:27] Yurine**
What are you, newlyweds?
**[06:29] Medusa**
Thank you, cows of the world!
**[06:31] Jashin**
Power to the moo!
**[06:36] DevilA**
This is Furano Marche.
**[06:39] DevilA**
Just about any Furano souvenir
you could want is here.
**[06:45] Medusa**
This looks tasty, too!
**[06:47] Medusa**
Oh, and this!
**[06:49] Medusa**
Jashin-chan, let's buy that, too!
**[06:51] Jashin**
They all look delicious!
**[06:53] Jashin**
Medusa! Buy that, too!
**[06:55] Medusa**
Excuse me! We'd like all
the snacks on this shelf!
**[06:59] Medusa**
Let's take lots of Furano
souvenirs with us to Hell!
**[07:03] Jashin**
Yeah!
**[07:07] Medusa**
We bought so many.
**[07:08] Jashin**
Yep.
**[07:10] Medusa**
Oh! Look, Jashin-chan!
***SIGN*** Suzuran
***SIGN*** Street
**[07:14] Both**
Suzuran Street!
**[07:16] Jashin**
What?! So this is actually
Jinbocho instead of Furano?!
**[07:20] Yurine**
You know it's not.
**[07:22] Medusa**
I guess Furano has a Suzuran Street, too!
**[07:25] Yurine**
It makes me feel like there's
a connection to Jinbocho.
**[07:27] Medusa**
It's a miracle!
**[07:29] Medusa**
Just like how Jashin-chan
and I met in this big world!
**[07:32] Jashin**
Medusa!
**[07:34] Medusa**
Jashin-chan!
**[07:36] Both**
Lovey-love! Lovey-love!
**[07:40] Medusa**
I think there's something over there
that'll remind us of Jinbocho, too!
***SIGN*** Fubuki
(Plain)
***SIGN*** Cream and jam sandwiched
between bouchée pastry,
creating a look reminiscent
of the vast snowfields
of the north.
***SIGN*** Fubuki
(Plain)
***SIGN*** Cream and jam sandwiched
between bouchée pastry,
creating a look reminiscent
of the vast snowfields
of the north.
**[07:48] Jashin**
Hey! Isn't this Fresh Moon?!
**[07:51] Medusa**
It looks just like it!
**[07:52] Jashin**
So this really is Jinbocho?!
**[07:54] Yurine**
Again, it's not.
**[07:56] Worker**
There's a side of Furano
I wanna tell ya about!
**[07:58] Worker**
This is called "Fubuki."
**[08:00] Worker**
It's a bouchée pastry that's
as thick and fluffy as snow,
**[08:04] Worker**
but check this out!
It's got jam in the middle!
**[08:06] Yurine**
So there's another pastry
similar to Fresh Moon.
**[08:10] Yurine**
This makes me feel a
connection to Jinbocho, too.
**[08:12] Medusa**
Yeah! It really is fate!
**[08:15] Yurine**
And these say "Furano Yukidoke Cheesecake."
**[08:18] Yurine**
They all look delicious.
***SIGN*** Bellybutton
Manju
***SIGN*** (Coarse Red Bean Paste)
**[08:22] Jashin**
What's this?
**[08:24] Jashin**
Bellybutton Manju? Why "Bellybutton"?
**[08:28] Worker**
There's a side of Furano
I wanna tell ya about!
**[08:30] Worker**
Next to the nearby Zunashi
River is Hokushin Shrine,
**[08:33] Worker**
also known as the Bellybutton Shrine!
**[08:36] Worker**
You should go check it out!
**[08:37] Jashin**
So I'll find out if I go there?!
***SIGN*** m 0 0 l 100 0 100 100 0 100
***SIGN*** Hokushin Shrine
**[08:47] Jashin**
This Bellybutton Manju is tasty.
**[08:51] Yurine**
So this is the Zunashi River, huh?
**[08:53] Yurine**
Apparently, nobody knows
where its source is.
**[08:58] Jashin**
Wow, really?
**[09:00] Jashin**
How very educational!
**[09:03] Jashin**
So why are this manju and the shrine
called "Bellybutton," anyway?
**[09:06] Medusa**
There! Done!
**[09:08] Jashin**
What's done?
***SIGN*** I pray Jashin-chan's
and my organs sell
for a high price ☆
Medusa
**[09:10] Jashin**
"I pray Jashin-chan's and my organs
sell for a high price. Medusa."
**[09:15] Medusa**
Let's sell our organs together!
**[09:18] Jashin**
Let's!
**[09:21] Yurine**
"The Bellybutton Bond Stone."
**[09:24] Yurine**
"If two people join hands through the hole,
their bond will grow deeper," it says.
**[09:30] Yurine**
Why don't you two try it?
**[09:32] Medusa**
Let's do it!
**[09:32] Jashin**
Let's deepen our bond!
**[09:36] Medusa**
Ready? Reach your hand out!
**[09:38] Jashin**
Okay!
**[09:42] Medusa**
Jashin-chan!
**[09:43] Jashin**
Medusa!
**[09:48] Medusa**
Now our bond is even deeper!
**[09:52] Jashin**
It's even deeper than Hell!
**[09:55] Medusa**
Jashin-chan!
**[09:57] Jashin**
Medusa!
**[09:58] Medusa**
Jashin-chan!
**[09:59] Jashin**
Medusa!
**[10:00] Medusa**
Jashin-chan!
**[10:02] Yurine**
Although...
**[10:02] Jashin**
Me-du-sa!
**[10:02] Yurine**
I feel like touching that stone
and getting rid of Jashin-chan
**[10:03] Medusa**
Jashin-chan!
**[10:04] Jashin**
Medusa!
**[10:05] Medusa**
Jashin-chan!
***SIGN*** Separation Stone
**[10:06] Jashin**
Medusa!
**[10:06] ---**
would benefit Medusa
a lot more, personally.
**[10:07] Medusa**
Jashin-chan!
**[10:08] Jashin**
Medusa!
**[10:11] Medusa**
Jashin-chan! Do you hear music?
**[10:15] Jashin**
I do! I heard "bellybutton" again!
**[10:19] Medusa**
Jashin-chan, let's go dance!
**[10:20] Jashin**
Might as well dance, as they say!
**[10:22] Both**
Yay!
**[10:26] Medusa**
As long as we're dancing,
we should get everyone to join us!
**[10:29] Medusa**
Hey, everyone!
**[10:31] Medusa**
Come on over!
**[10:36] All**
Yay!
**[10:41] Passersby**
Yay!
**[10:43] All**
Yay!
**[10:46] DevilA**
Since Medusa High passed her powers
to Jashin-chan and the others,
**[10:49] DevilA**
they got everyone in the town hyped up,
**[10:51] DevilA**
and just like that, the Hokkai
Bellybutton Festival took off!
**[10:55] Yurine**
Anything goes in this anime, huh?
***SIGN*** ° The Hokkai Bellybutton Festival is held August 28th-29th.
**[11:07] DevilA**
And this is the Wine Fountain
located near Furano Station.
**[11:12] DevilA**
This is water.
***SIGN*** Clink
***SIGN*** Suddenly
***SIGN*** With Thanks for
the Earth's Blessings
***SIGN*** With Thanks for
the Earth's Blessings
***SIGN*** With Thanks for
the Earth's Blessings
***SIGN*** Furano Wine Grape Factory
***SIGN*** Furano Wine Grape Factory
**[11:16] Yurine**
The Medusa High effect just
kicked off yet another festival.
***SIGN*** ° The Furano Wine Grape Festival is held
in early September.
**[11:21] Minos**
Hey, look!
**[11:22] Pekola**
They're trampling grapes!
**[11:24] Poporon**
That's how they make the wine!
**[11:26] Pino**
Looks fun!
**[11:27] Lierre**
Okay! We'll go do that, too!
***SIGN*** Oh! I wanna do it, too!
***SIGN*** Rich and
Nourishing
***SIGN*** Rich and
Nourishing
**[11:47] Lierre**
This is pretty fun!
***SIGN*** It feels funny!
**[11:50] Minos**
I'm gonna trample and trample
and trample some more!
**[11:52] Poporon**
I've never done anything like this before!
**[11:55] Pekola**
It feels so nice and cool on my feet!
**[11:57] Pino**
I hope it'll become delicious wine!
**[11:59] Jashin**
Trample with us, Yurine!
**[12:02] Medusa**
My heart is leaping!
**[12:04] Yurine**
Are you allowed to say that?
**[12:06] Miku**
There! There!
**[12:07] Miku**
Get all Miku-Miku'd up!
**[12:09] Jashin**
You're pretty good at this!
**[12:12] Miku**
You're not so bad yourself!
**[12:13] Pino**
This is making me want to drink some wine!
**[12:17] Medusa**
Then, let's go drink some later! It's on me!
**[12:20] All**
Yay!
**[12:23] DevilA**
To be continued in the second half.
**[12:31] Medusa**
Look at all these barrels!
**[12:33] Medusa**
And they're all full of wine!
**[12:36] Pino**
There are so many
different varieties of wine.
**[12:39] Lierre**
So they let it age for years,
sometimes even decades, huh?
**[12:43] Lierre**
That takes a lot of patience for humans,
considering their short lifespans.
**[12:47] Jashin**
I can feel the history in here!
***SIGN*** It smells so nice!
**[12:51] Minos**
Hey, now. You need to wait
until you're an adult, Per-chan.
***SIGN*** Aw.
**[12:56] Winery Guy**
Feel free to taste as many as you like!
**[12:59] Winery Guy**
Open!
**[13:02] Jashin**
Renaissance!
**[13:04] Medusa**
Passion!
**[13:05] Jashin**
What a nice, full flavor!
**[13:07] Pekola**
And so many varieties!
So much to be thankful for!
***SIGN*** This grape juice is yummy, too!
**[13:13] Lierre**
Indeed, the cider is delicious, too.
**[13:16] Pino**
Lierre-sama...
**[13:17] Lierre**
What's gotten into you?
**[13:18] Pino**
You came down from Heaven to eliminate us...
**[13:23] Pino**
So I'll kill you before you can kill us!
**[13:26] Lierre**
Hey! Stop that!
**[13:28] Pino**
Drop in there already!
**[13:32] Lierre**
Hey, all of you! Stop laughing and help me!
**[13:38] Minos**
Gotta age her well!
**[13:39] Pekola**
Stop, Pino!
***SIGN*** Another Bad Drunk
**[13:45] Jashin**
Huh?
**[13:45] DevilA**
Just then, possibly because
she drank the wine,
**[13:49] DevilA**
Jashin-chan shook off the
effects of Medusa High!
**[13:52] Jashin**
*Medusa...*
**[13:54] Jashin**
*She's really enjoying this...*
**[13:57] Jashin**
* Can I really make her sell her organs for*
* my sake when she's having so much fun?*
**[14:03] Jashin**
*No, I can't!*
**[14:05] Jashin**
* When every day is this fun,*
* I can't just let that end!*
**[14:09] Jashin**
I take it all back!
**[14:12] Minos**
What're you shouting about?
**[14:14] Jashin**
I take back what I said
about selling my organs.
**[14:17] Jashin**
And I take back what I said
about never working again.
**[14:21] Jashin**
I'll work, work, and work some
more, right here in Furano,
**[14:25] Jashin**
and I'll repay my debt myself.
**[14:28] Jashin**
Medusa, I won't make you sad anymore!
**[14:34] Medusa**
Jashin-chan...
***SIGN*** You still haven't paid off Jashin-chan's debt?
**[14:39] Yurine**
It's not that we haven't.
It's just so bloated that we literally can't.
**[14:49] Jashin**
I'll work at Yoshida Farm!
**[14:51] Jashin**
Here you go! Your Furano Dream!
**[14:55] All**
Let's eat!
**[14:56] Jashin**
Enjoy.
**[14:58] Jashin**
I'll memorize all the
varieties of melon in Furano!
**[15:01] Jashin**
King Ruby! Felice!
**[15:03] Jashin**
Rupiah Red! Tiara!
**[15:04] Jashin**
King Ruby! Felice!
**[15:06] Jashin**
Rupiah Red! Tiara!
**[15:07] Jashin**
Perfect!
***SIGN*** Furano Dream
**[15:11] Jashin**
I'm tired of this.
**[15:16] Jashin**
I'm just inherently
incompatible with working.
**[15:19] Jashin**
My cells are designed to not have to work.
**[15:25] Jashin**
What if I drew my face on this melon?
**[15:31] Jashin**
I think I might see a way
out of repaying my debt!
**[15:34] Jashin**
Let's get merchandising!
**[15:37] Melon**
*You desire the power of melons?*
**[15:40] Jashin**
That voice...
**[15:41] Melon**
*Then... you shall have it!*
**[15:47] Jashin**
Devil Fusion!
***SIGN*** On the Scene
***SIGN*** On the Scene
**[15:50] Jashin**
I'm Muskmelon Jashin-chan!
**[15:53] Jashin**
Now, step right up, ladies and gentlemen!
***SIGN*** Jashin-chan Melon Expo
**[15:55] Jashin**
You can't buy these Jashin-chan
Melons anywhere else!
**[15:58] Jashin**
Buy now for a special bargain rate
of 60,000—no, 6,660,000 yen each!
**[16:03] Jashin**
Come on! Buy, buy, buy! It's a steal!
**[16:07] Jashin**
I couldn't sell a single one.
**[16:10] Jashin**
I guess no one's gonna buy a
melon for 6,660,000 yen, huh?
***SIGN*** This is the Sorachi River
***SIGN*** This is the Sorachi River
***SIGN*** This is the Sorachi River
**[16:18] Jashin**
Sorachi?
***SIGN*** This is the Sorachi River
**[16:19] Jashin**
Rats! If that major publisher, the
Hitotsubashi Group, was publishing my manga,
**[16:24] Jashin**
maybe I could've benefited
from the Sorachi name, too!
***SIGN*** Jatama
**[16:29] Jashin**
What am I supposed to do?
**[16:33] Jashin**
I guess all I can do is float
aimlessly around Furano.
**[16:37] Jashin**
Floating, floating... Floating around Furano...
**[16:49] Jashin**
What beautiful scenery.
**[16:52] Jashin**
And this jam made by that old lady
that I bought near here...
**[16:56] Jashin**
Putting it on a red bean bun gives
me a hundred times the energy.
**[17:02] Jashin**
Goro's Stone House...
**[17:05] Jashin**
Is that "Goro" as in "Misogoro"?
**[17:12] Jashin**
They're as beautiful as Hell.
***SIGN*** Hokkaido
Bellybutton
Festival
***SIGN*** The
Bellybutton
of Hokkaido
Furano
City
***SIGN*** This is the
center of
Hokkaido
***SIGN*** Hokkaido
Central
Mark
**[17:20] Jashin**
Hokkaido Central Mark...
**[17:24] Jashin**
Is this the center of Hokkaido?
**[17:26] Statue**
*Exactly, button!*
**[17:29] Statue**
* It's on the Furano Elementary School*
* grounds, and it's officially called:*
**[17:32] Statue**
* the "Hokkaido Central Latitude*
* and Longitude Survey Marker."*
**[17:36] Statue**
*It's dedicated cultural property, button!*
**[17:39] Statue**
*Starting in the year Taisho 3,*
**[17:41] Statue**
* a professor from what was then the Kyoto*
* Imperial University spent two years here,*
**[17:47] Statue**
* measuring the Earth's latitude*
* and longitude, as well as its gravity.*
**[17:51] Statue**
* The marker was erected*
* in commemoration, button!*
**[17:53] Jashin**
Oh, really?
**[17:54] Jashin**
Thanks, fake statue.
**[17:56] Statue**
*Don't call me fake, button!*
**[17:58] Jashin**
So this "bellybutton" stuff is because
this is the center of Hokkaido, huh?
**[18:03] Jashin**
Bellybuttons guided me on this trip
to Furano. I almost feel a connection.
**[18:07] Jashin**
I wasn't just floating aimlessly after all.
**[18:11] III**
That's right.
**[18:12] III**
And you haven't forgotten
your connection to us, right?
**[18:22] Jashin**
No! I don't want to sell my organs!
**[18:26] Medusa**
You're garbage.
**[18:27] Medusa**
What were you doing wandering
around? You did no work at all.
**[18:31] Jashin**
Please help me! Forgive me!
**[18:34] Yurine**
Medusa High is gone.
She's in pissed mode now.
***SIGN*** I can't blame her.
**[18:40] Medusa**
I've run out of patience with you.
I can't put up with you anymore.
**[18:44] Jashin**
Medusa!
**[18:44] Lierre**
You made your own bed.
**[18:46] Poporon**
Honestly...
**[18:46] Jashin**
No! I don't want to die! Help me!
**[18:50] III**
Well, we'll be taking Jashin-chan now.
**[18:53] Yurine**
She's all yours.
**[18:54] IV**
Hell has more supply than demand for organs,
so we'll make Jashin-chan work
**[18:59] IV**
for 66.6 billion years in the underground
empire until she pays off her debt.
***SIGN*** Psst...
***SIGN*** Psst...
***SIGN*** Psst...
***SIGN*** Psst...
**[19:04] Medusa**
Work hard underground and
think about what you've done.
**[19:07] Jashin**
Save me!
**[19:08] Minos**
Wait just a minute!
***SIGN*** Virtue
***SIGN*** Virtue
**[19:11] Uozumi**
Little lady, you run too fast.
Gimme a minute to rest.
***SIGN*** Virtue
**[19:15] Jashin**
Minos and Uozumi of the Matsuya Family?!
***SIGN*** Virtue
**[19:18] Minos**
My dad talked to the
higher-ups at Hell Financing.
**[19:22] III**
Your dad?
**[19:23] Uozumi**
He's the head of the Matsuya Family.
**[19:28] Uozumi**
The little lady here is the boss's daughter.
**[19:31] Minos**
The compound interest on the money
Jashin-chan borrowed is way too excessive,
**[19:36] Minos**
so he got them to agree to let her
pay back only what she borrowed,
**[19:39] Minos**
interest-free, over a period of 666 years.
***SIGN*** Good
Faith
**[19:42] III & IV**
Huh?
**[19:43] (Flashback) Voice**
Okay!
**[19:46] Uozumi**
If the fish is kind to the water,
the water is kind to the fish.
**[19:50] Uozumi**
In return, you guys will be
doing our work from now on.
**[19:54] IV**
Oh, right. I can accept that.
**[19:58] III**
Okay, then, you're gonna
spend the next 666 years
**[20:02] III**
earning 3,750 yen each month to
pay off your debt. You got that?
**[20:06] Jashin**
Y-Yes, sir! Understood!
**[20:10] Jashin**
I'm saved!
**[20:11] Jashin**
3,750 yen a month isn't much different
from my monthly smartphone bill!
**[20:16] Jashin**
I'm free now!
**[20:17] Yurine**
Sheesh.
**[20:18] Minos**
Sorry to put you through
all that work, Lieutenant.
**[20:21] Uozumi**
Not at all. I'm here to do
anything you ask, little lady.
**[20:24] Yurine**
Minos's dad is a family boss? Wait, then...
**[20:29] Uozumi**
Oh, we're in the construction business.
One of the biggest and oldest in Hell.
**[20:34] Yurine**
And it's not just a front?
**[20:36] Uozumi**
We're a construction business.
**[20:38] Medusa**
Well, everyone, let's go back to Jinbocho.
**[20:40] Pekola**
Yes, let's go home.
**[20:43] Pekola**
I have my work, after all.
**[20:45] Pino**
I'd love to come to Hokkaido again.
**[20:46] Poporon**
Me, too.
**[20:47] Lierre**
We'll come back to check out all
the best foods—I mean, power spots!
**[20:51] Yurine**
It was a nice trip.
**[20:53] Jashin**
Hey!
***SIGN*** Working at the farm was so much fun!
**[20:54] Jashin**
Hey! Untie me!
**[20:57] Minos**
We gotta come visit the cattle again!
**[20:59] Jashin**
Hey... Hey...
**[21:02] Jashin**
Hey!
**[21:05] DevilA**
And so, Jashin-chan was
left behind in Furano.
**[21:12] DevilA**
But!
**[21:17] Jashin**
Powder snow is the best!
**[21:19] DevilA**
She took the opportunity to
enjoy Furano to the fullest!
**[21:23] DevilA**
Chan-cha—
**[21:25] Jashin**
Hey, I remember you.
**[21:27] Miku**
Jashin-chan, let's sing together.
**[21:31] Both**
I'll get you all...
**[21:35] Miku**
...Miku-Miku'd up!
**[21:35] Jashin**
...Jashi-Jashi'd up!
**[22:57] Jashin**
That was super fun! Let's have tea
later with some sweets I made!
**[23:02] Miku**
Yay!
***SIGN*** m 0 0 l 124 0 l 124 3 l 127 3 l 127 68 l 124 68 l 124 71 l 0 71 l 0 68 l -3 68 l -3 3 l 0 3
***SIGN*** Medusa's mood
improved!
**[23:10] Ran**
I hear there's a pair of twin pandas
that's really popular in the human realm!
**[23:14] Ran**
Twin pandas! That sounds so nice!
**[23:17] Ran**
Wait, twins? That's it!
**[23:20] Ran**
Kyon-Kyon, want to become a panda, too?
**[23:22] Kyon**
I'll pass!
**[23:23] Ran**
Next time on *Dropkick
on My Devil!! X*, episode 10:
**[23:28] Kyon**
"Ask the Sky! My Name Is Jashin-chan!"
**[23:32] Ran**
Aw, but I think it'd be nice if we matched...
**[23:37] Kyon**
I'll pass!
# E10 - Ask the Sky! My Name Is Jashin-chan!
Source: [Crunchyroll](https://www.crunchyroll.com/watch/GX9UQGMK3/ask-the-sky-my-name-is-jashin-chan)
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***SIGN*** To Jashin-chan
**[00:08] Jashin**
I'm... I'm back.
**[00:11] Jashin**
I finally made it home!
**[00:15] Jashin**
Huh?
**[00:16] Jashin**
Yurine?
**[00:21] Jashin**
Yurine?
**[00:24] Jashin**
She's gone...
**[02:01] Jashin**
So anyway...p[
**[02:03] Jashin**
Yurine's gone.
**[02:05] Minos**
Also, welcome back, Jashin-chan.
**[02:08] Jashin**
Ya got a lot of nerve saying that!
You guys took off and left me in Hokkaido!
***SIGN*** You deserved it.
**[02:15] Minos**
Your debt got taken care of, right?
**[02:18] Medusa**
Jashin-chan, when we're back in Hell,
we need to go thank Minos's dad.
**[02:23] Jashin**
That's the thing!
**[02:24] Jashin**
Yurine, the key to me
getting back to Hell, is gone!
**[02:28] Jashin**
I don't even care about my debt right now!
**[02:31] Jashin**
If Yurine isn't around,
I can never get back to Hell!
***SIGN*** That's a pretty crazy thing to say in such a frenzy.
**[02:38] Minos**
Maybe Yurine-chan finally abandoned you?
**[02:44] Jashin**
You think I've been abandoned, then?
**[02:46] Medusa**
It's okay, Jashin-chan! You still have me!
**[02:50] Jashin**
You have nothing to do
with anything right now.
**[02:53] Minos**
She wasn't acting any different
when we ate together last night.
***SIGN*** You have no idea why?
**[03:01] Jashin**
I have ideas. Lots of ideas. All the ideas.
**[03:03] Minos**
Okay, and do any of them
stand out in particular?
**[03:06] Jashin**
Hmm... A lot of them, but...
**[03:09] Jashin**
Maybe it was that...
**[03:12] Yurine**
You want to pound mochi?
**[03:14] Jashin**
Yes! They say it's good luck
to pound mochi on the 28th!
**[03:19] Jashin**
I've got a mochi-pounding set all ready.
**[03:21] Jashin**
I ordered it on Prime, and it got here
right away. That's Prime for you.
***SIGN*** Click
**[03:25] Miku**
Miku delivery service!
**[03:27] Jashin**
So I want you to help!
**[03:29] Yurine**
That sounds like fun. Okay, I'll do it.
**[03:34] Yurine**
Oh, you've already pounded it?
**[03:37] Yurine**
Isn't it done now?
**[03:39] Jashin**
It takes two to pound mochi.
**[03:42] Jashin**
I'll pound it, and you can knead it, okay?
**[03:47] Jashin**
Here I go! Hup!
**[03:51] Yurine**
There we go.
**[03:56] Jashin**
You're supposed to say "Hup!"
so we can keep up the rhythm.
**[04:00] Yurine**
That kind of thing embarrasses me.
**[04:02] Jashin**
Say what?! You—
**[04:04] Yurine**
Oh, can it.
**[04:06] Jashin**
Still, you need to find a way
to get over it for me.
**[04:09] Yurine**
Okay, fine.
**[04:11] Jashin**
Hup!
**[04:12] Yurine**
Hup.
**[04:13] Jashin**
Hup!
**[04:14] Yurine**
Hup.
**[04:15] Jashin**
I'm getting into the groove now!
**[04:18] Yurine**
This is pretty fun, huh?
**[04:21] Jashin**
Hup!
**[04:24] Jashin**
* Enjoy it all you can, 'cause you're about*
* to get your head split open and die.*
**[04:29] Jashin**
Whoops, my hand slipped!
**[04:37] Jashin**
Are you dead? Well? Are you dead?
**[04:40] Jashin**
I finally did it!
**[04:43] Jashin**
Dinner tonight is Jashin-chan's
hand-pounded mochi with strawberry sauce!
**[04:50] Yurine**
Jashin-chan.
**[04:52] Yurine**
Jashin-chan!
**[04:54] Yurine**
Why'd you start laughing out
of nowhere? You're so creepy.
**[04:58] Jashin**
*I only killed her in my head!*
**[05:00] Jashin**
* But if I do it just like in that*
* simulation, it'll work perfectly!*
**[05:04] Jashin**
*Here I go!*
**[05:05] Jashin**
Whoops, my hand slipped!
**[05:11] Jashin**
Huh?
**[05:14] Yurine**
What?
**[05:16] Jashin**
Uh, sorry... My hand slipped... Um, I mean...
**[05:21] Yurine**
You're so tired that your hand slipped?
**[05:24] Yurine**
I'll swap with you, then.
You can do the kneading.
**[05:27] Yurine**
Give me the mallet.
**[05:29] Yurine**
Well, come on. Swap with me.
**[05:35] Jashin**
No...
**[05:36] Jashin**
No! I don't care about
mochi-pounding anymore!
**[05:39] Jashin**
Just die the normal way! Royal Copenhagen!
**[05:53] Yurine**
Hmm, I don't have anyone to knead it now.
**[05:56] Yurine**
I wonder if Minos is around.
**[06:01] Jashin**
So that happened.
**[06:04] Jashin**
Actually, that hurt me
a lot more than it hurt her...
***SIGN*** That just sounds like one of your usual stories.
**[06:10] Minos**
Yeah, business as usual.
***SIGN*** Maybe she really did just abandon—
**[06:16] Jashin**
She did *not* abandon me!
**[06:18] Minos**
Didn't you find any clues at all? Like a note?
**[06:22] Jashin**
A note? Hmm...
***SIGN*** To Jashin-chan
***SIGN*** To Jashin-chan
***SIGN*** To Jashin-chan
***SIGN*** To Jashin-chan
***SIGN*** To Jashin-chan
**[06:27] (Flashback) Jashin**
"To Jashin-chan"?
**[06:29] (Flashback) Jashin**
Nom, nom, nom, nom...
**[06:31] (Flashback) Jashin**
Gulp.
**[06:33] Jashin**
Oh, yeah, that thing!
**[06:34] Minos**
So she did leave a letter, then?
**[06:37] Jashin**
Hang on just a minute.
***SIGN*** You ate it before even reading it?
**[06:41] Minos**
Why would you even eat it?
**[06:44] Jashin**
My bad, my bad.
**[06:45] Minos**
Gross!
***SIGN*** I'm going back to
my parents' home.
Yurine
**[06:48] Yurine**
*I'm going back to my parents' home.*
***SIGN*** I'm going back to
my parents' home.
Yurine
***SIGN*** I'm going back to
my parents' home.
Yurine
**[06:50] Jashin**
Her parents' home?
***SIGN*** I'm going back to
my parents' home.
Yurine
**[06:51] Both**
Her parents' home?
**[06:53] Jashin**
So there you have it.
Yurine's back at her parents' home.
**[06:56] Jashin**
She didn't abandon me after all!
***SIGN*** I heard "going back my parents' home" is what people say when they leave their partner.
**[07:05] Jashin**
What?! Really?!
***SIGN*** So she did abandon you.
**[07:09] Jashin**
What... did you say?
**[07:11] Jashin**
So using up all my allowance on gambling,
blowing my spending money on horse races,
**[07:15] Jashin**
then running off with 30 million yen
was really that intolerable?
**[07:20] Minos**
You can say all that
without feeling bad about it?
**[07:23] Jashin**
Does she have any idea how much
I suffered living on the run
**[07:26] Jashin**
from Hokkaido in the north
to Kyushu in the south?!
***SIGN*** I thought you enjoyed it quite a bit, actually...
**[07:33] Minos**
Is that all she wrote in the note?
**[07:37] Jashin**
Wait. There's more.
**[07:43] Jashin**
Here.
**[07:44] Minos**
Ugh, gross! Jeez...
**[07:47] Minos**
What's it say?
***SIGN*** If anything
happens,
call my
smartphone.
***SIGN*** This is my
family's address:
XXXXXXXXXXXX
Shinjuku Ward
***SIGN*** I'll be back tomorrow.
**[07:48] Minos**
"If anything happens, call my smartphone.
This is my family's address."
**[07:52] Minos**
"I'll be back tomorrow," huh?
**[07:55] Jashin**
Oh, so she's coming back?
**[07:58] Jashin**
See? I wasn't abandoned after all.
***SIGN*** Good for you.
**[08:02] Jashin**
Her family lives in Shinjuku? That's not far.
**[08:05] Minos**
You didn't know where her family lived?
**[08:08] Jashin**
Yurine doesn't talk about herself much.
She's very mysterious.
**[08:13] Jashin**
Not that I care, though, so it's fine!
**[08:15] Medusa**
Oh, come on, Jashin-chan. If you didn't care,
there was no need to say anything.
**[08:20] Medusa**
You're like those nerds on social media
who can't resist offering their opinion
**[08:23] Medusa**
and who talk way too much.
**[08:25] Jashin**
Medusa, your character's
completely fallen apart.
***SIGN*** Well, anyway, why don't we pay that address a visit?
**[08:31] Minos**
Yeah.
**[08:33] Jashin**
Right! Then we'll find out!
**[08:34] Minos**
Okay, let's all go in my new ride!
**[08:38] Jashin**
New ride?
**[08:41] Minos**
C'mon, hop in. I bought it in Obihiro.
**[08:45] Jashin**
It's just like the last one.
**[08:45] Medusa**
Here you go.
***SIGN*** Thanks!
**[08:47] Minos**
No, it's a little bigger.
**[08:49] Pino**
It seems awfully noisy over here.
**[08:51] Pino**
Oh? Are you going out
somewhere so early in the year?
**[08:55] Medusa**
Just to visit Yurine's family home.
***SIGN*** Want to come with us?
**[08:59] Pino**
Huh?
**[08:59] Pino**
I-I'll pass, thank you.
**[09:02] Jashin**
Yeah, you should pass on this one.
**[09:04] Jashin**
This vehicle's already over capacity.
**[09:07] Jashin**
But the next time you make something,
don't hesitate to bring it over.
**[09:11] Jashin**
Making sweets is the only thing
you're good at, after all.
**[09:13] Medusa**
Hey, Jashin-chan! That's not true!
**[09:16] Pino**
Hmph. I only bring those for Hanazono-san.
**[09:20] Jashin**
Ke-ke-ke!
**[09:21] Minos**
Okay, we're taking off! Hold on tight!
**[09:24] Jashin**
'Kay.
**[09:25] Minos**
Off we go!
**[09:30] Pino**
This is no time to stand around cleaning.
**[09:33] Pino**
I'll make some delicious sweets
that'll leave Jashin-chan speechless.
***SIGN*** Giant
Panda
***SIGN*** Big
***SIGN*** Bear
***SIGN*** Cat
***SIGN*** Giant
Panda
***SIGN*** Big
***SIGN*** Bear
***SIGN*** Cat
***SIGN*** Giant
Panda
***SIGN*** Big
***SIGN*** Bear
***SIGN*** Cat
***SIGN*** Cat
***SIGN*** Bear
***SIGN*** Giant
Panda
***SIGN*** Big
**[09:40] Jashin**
"Big bear cat"?
**[09:46] Kyon**
In Chinese, it means "panda"!
***SIGN*** Red Panda
***SIGN*** Small
***SIGN*** Bear
***SIGN*** Cat
**[09:53] Ran**
And the kanji that reads "small
bear cat" means "red panda."
**[09:57] Minos**
We're here!
**[10:01] Medusa**
This is where Yurine-san's family lives?
**[10:03] Minos**
I didn't know Yurine-chan's
origin story included a shrine.
**[10:06] Jashin**
Orange ginger ale?
***SIGN*** Pathetic.
**[10:11] Minos**
Well, let's head on in!
**[10:13] Jashin**
Do you have a death wish?!
**[10:15] Minos**
Ow!
**[10:16] Minos**
What'd you do that for?
**[10:18] Jashin**
Shrines are holy places.
**[10:19] Jashin**
It might have a barrier
around it to ward off devils.
**[10:22] Minos**
Huh? So what do we do, then?
**[10:25] Jashin**
Whoops, my hand slipped!
**[10:30] Jashin**
Looks like there's no barrier.
***SIGN*** You really are a devil.
**[10:35] Medusa**
Jashin-chan, you're so mean!
**[10:37] Jashin**
Now we know it's safe to go i—
***SIGN*** What are you doing?
**[10:45] Jashin**
Why am I the only one who can't go in?
**[10:47] Jashin**
Oh, I know! It must be
because I'm wearing my cape!
**[10:55] Jashin**
It wasn't the cape?
**[10:57] Medusa**
Are you okay?
**[11:04] Jashin**
I just have to... *force* my way in!
**[11:07] Minos**
W-Wow...
**[11:14] Minos**
She really got in.
**[11:16] Medusa**
Amazing, Jashin-chan.
**[11:18] Jashin**
So long as ya got energy,
you can do anything!
***SIGN*** You lost your tail.
**[11:22] Yurine**
What are you guys doing?
**[11:24] Jashin**
Gah! Yurine!
**[11:29] Jashin**
Why are you dressed like that?
**[11:31] Yurine**
Oh, this is my work uniform.
**[11:33] Yurine**
I came here to help out
with the New Year's work.
**[11:37] Jashin**
A miko shrine priestess? Miko? Mik—
**[11:41] Jashin**
I'm Miku-chan!
**[11:43] Yurine**
I put up a barrier that should've
kept only Jashin-chan out. Weird.
**[11:47] Jashin**
But why?!
***SIGN*** Yurine-chan, sorry we came over unannounced.
**[11:51] Minos**
We were just curious to see
the place where you were born.
**[11:55] Medusa**
So you were raised at a shrine?
**[11:57] Yurine**
It's not like I was hiding it or anything.
It just never came up.
**[12:01] Minos**
I see.
**[12:03] Minos**
So the secret to your strength
is all this holy power.
***SIGN*** Maybe that's not all it is.
**[12:13] Yurine**
What are you talking about?
**[12:15] Minos**
Nothing.
**[12:17] Medusa**
Looks like it's a huge success!
**[12:19] Yurine**
Yeah, it's New Year's Day. That's why they're
short-handed and asked me to help out.
**[12:28] Jashin**
Ooh! An offering box!
**[12:32] Medusa**
Jashin-chan!
**[12:34] Jashin**
How much is in here, I wonder? Can I break it?
**[12:37] Yurine**
You know...
**[12:39] Yurine**
Karma...
**[12:41] Yurine**
...is going to get you!
**[12:43] Jashin**
Don't try this at home, kids!
**[12:46] Yurine**
Well, since you're here,
want to draw fortunes? On the house.
**[12:51] Minos**
Oh, sounds good!
**[12:53] Medusa**
Are you okay?
**[12:54] Jashin**
I-I can't get up.
***SIGN*** I thought you could do anything so long as you had energy?
**[13:00] Yusa**
Please continue to support
my sister and me this year!
***SIGN*** Very Bad Luck
***SIGN*** Fortune
***SIGN*** Very Bad Luck
***SIGN*** Fortune
***SIGN*** Very Bad Luck
**[13:06] Jashin**
You got very bad luck!
**[13:08] Jashin**
You're done for!
**[13:09] Yurine**
I got Fair Luck.
**[13:11] Medusa**
Me, too.
***SIGN*** I got Fair Luck, too.
**[13:14] Jashin**
You're the only one who got
Very Bad Luck. You're in trouble.
**[13:18] Minos**
But Very Bad Luck is really rare, right?
So maybe I'm actually lucky!
**[13:22] Yurine**
You're so optimistic, Minos.
**[13:25] Jashin**
She's not optimistic. She's just an idiot.
**[13:28] Jashin**
Poor thing.
**[13:29] Jashin**
You have to live in fear
of your imminent death now.
**[13:33] Jashin**
Incidentally, I'm not afraid of dying.
**[13:35] Jashin**
I'm a strong devil, after all.
***SIGN*** You're such a bad person, Jashin-chan.
**[13:41] Yurine**
Well? What did you draw?
**[13:43] Jashin**
Let's see...
***SIGN*** Death
***SIGN*** Fortune
***SIGN*** Death
**[13:47] Jashin**
I-Is this...
**[13:49] Medusa**
So what'd you get?
**[13:49] Jashin**
...the continuation of the fortune
I got in Obihiro? No way. It can't be...
**[13:50] Minos**
Bad news?
***SIGN*** Let me see it.
***SIGN*** "Death"?
**[13:57] Minos**
What the heck?
Yurine-chan, what does it mean?
**[14:00] Yurine**
I've never seen it before.
What a bad omen to start the year with.
***SIGN*** m 0 0 l 100 0 100 100 0 100
***SIGN*** Gastric
Acid
Rising
***SIGN*** m 0 0 l 100 0 100 100 0 100
***SIGN*** Gastric
Acid
Rising
***SIGN*** m 0 0 l 100 0 100 100 0 100
***SIGN*** Gastric
Acid
Rising
***SIGN*** m 0 0 l 100 0 100 100 0 100
***SIGN*** Gastric
Acid
Rising
***SIGN*** m 0 0 l 100 0 100 100 0 100
***SIGN*** Gastric
Acid
Rising
***SIGN*** Is Jashin-chan gonna die?
**[14:10] Jashin**
I won't die.
**[14:12] Jashin**
I will not die!
***SIGN*** Thank You 39
Dropkick!
**[14:20] Jashin**
I will not die!
***SIGN*** Thank You 39
Dropkick!
**[14:26] Miku**
You got a death wish?!
**[14:28] Yurine**
What were you even trying to do?
**[14:30] Medusa**
I think she just panicked.
**[14:35] Jashin**
What in the world is this?
It's scary! "Death" is way too scary!
***SIGN*** But you just said you weren't afraid of dying.
**[14:42] Jashin**
Medusa! Trade with me!
**[14:44] Medusa**
Huh?
**[14:44] Yurine**
Trading fortunes won't do you any good now.
**[14:52] Medusa**
Don't cry. I'll protect you.
**[14:55] Jashin**
Wah-Wah-Wentz Eiji!
**[14:57] Minos**
Stop crying.
**[15:02] Yurine**
She's such a pain.
**[15:04] Yurine**
Let's take her home.
***SIGN*** Don't you need to help out here?
**[15:07] Yurine**
Having an unlucky devil like her here
would be even worse for business.
**[15:12] Jashin**
Wah-Wah-Wentz Eiji!
**[15:14] Miku**
You got a death wish?!
***SIGN*** Gag Police
***SIGN*** Gag Police
***SIGN*** Gag Police
***SIGN*** Gag Police
***SIGN*** Gag Police
***SIGN*** Gag Police
***SIGN*** Gag Police
***SIGN*** Gag Police
***SIGN*** Gag Police
**[15:19] Jashin**
Every human I see looks
like they want to kill me...
**[15:23] Tanahashi**
Hey, part-timer!
**[15:24] Tanahashi**
We got a job on short notice. Can you make it?
**[15:27] Pekola**
* Uh, I'm in Shibaura recording*
* for PekoTube right now...*
**[15:31] Tanahashi**
Be here in three minutes, part-timer.
**[15:33] Jashin**
Even him.
***SIGN*** Great Luck
**[15:35] Chiba**
I can't believe we scored tickets to
Noel-chan's New Year's Special Secret Live Show.
***SIGN*** Great Luck
***SIGN*** Great Luck
***SIGN*** Great Luck
***SIGN*** Great Luck
***SIGN*** Great Luck
***SIGN*** Great Luck
***SIGN*** Great Luck
***SIGN*** Great Luck
***SIGN*** Great Luck
**[15:39] Chiba**
What an amazingly lucky start to the year.
**[15:41] Ozaki**
Praying at that shrine earlier paid off!
**[15:43] Hashira**
I hope I get to pick up some of her hair.
**[15:46] Jashin**
And them, too.
**[15:47] Jashin**
Wait...
**[15:48] Jashin**
One of the four of you
might want to kill me, too.
**[15:53] Jashin**
In that case...
**[15:55] Jashin**
In that case, I'll just kill you first!
***SIGN*** She's jumping at every shadow now.
**[16:00] Minos**
Stop it!
**[16:04] Jashin**
Hey, Medusa, walk between me and the cars.
One of them might try to crash into me.
**[16:09] Medusa**
Huh?
**[16:10] Jashin**
You'll protect me, right?
***SIGN*** You went crashing into one yourself earlier...
**[16:17] Jashin**
Gah!
**[16:19] Guy**
I'm sorry! I accidentally dropped my knife!
**[16:22] Jashin**
Screw you! Ya tryin' to "accidentally" kill me?!
**[16:25] Mei**
Stop right there, thief!
***SIGN*** Ceremonial
***SIGN*** Warding
***SIGN*** Arrows
**[16:29] Girl**
Welcome.
**[16:31] Mei**
I told you to stop!
**[16:39] Medusa**
Jashin-chan, are you okay?!
**[16:41] Jashin**
There's an arrow in my head...
**[16:45] Mei**
Orochimaru!
**[16:48] Mei**
I'm so lucky I got to see you
so early in the new year!
**[16:52] Jashin**
Hey... You need to chase the thief...
**[16:53] Mei**
Come on, Orochimaru! I'm posting
my Happy New Year tweet! Smile!
**[16:58] Yurine**
I'm back.
**[16:59] Three**
Thanks for having us over.
**[17:02] Jashin**
I somehow made it home without dying.
**[17:05] Jashin**
I should be fine now.
**[17:06] Yurine**
What are you talking about?
That fortune was for the whole year.
**[17:11] Jashin**
Huh?
**[17:12] Yurine**
That means you get to live
in fear 24/7, all year long.
**[17:21] Jashin**
You're kidding...
**[17:26] Jashin**
I'm gonna go crazy!
**[17:31] Minos**
She ran off.
***SIGN*** She's not gonna go on the run again, is she?
**[17:35] Yurine**
I seriously don't want to have to run
all over Japan looking for her again.
**[17:40] Jashin**
I'm going to die... I'm going to die?
**[17:43] Jashin**
I'm going to die this year?
**[17:45] Jashin**
Before I can go back to
Hell or defeat Yurine?
**[17:49] Jashin**
Can't I change my future?!
**[17:51] Jashin**
It can't be true!
**[18:08] Yurine**
I swear...
**[18:09] Medusa**
I hope Jashin-chan has
enough funds to run away on...
**[18:13] Yurine**
She can't have gotten too far.
**[18:15] Medusa**
I need to get this money to her quick.
**[18:18] Yurine**
Medusa...
**[18:21] Medusa**
Oh, it's from Minos.
**[18:23] Medusa**
She knows where Jashin-chan is!
**[18:30] Jashin**
The sunset is beautiful.
**[18:32] Jashin**
What a fantastic view.
**[18:41] Jashin**
Imagine a cruel, merciless devil
like myself shedding tears...
**[18:47] Jashin**
My fear of dying earlier
seems like a lie now.
**[18:50] Jashin**
I won't do anything bad anymore.
**[18:52] Jashin**
I'll stop wasting money on
gambling and live straight.
***SIGN*** Fruit
Figure
***SIGN*** Empty
***SIGN*** Fruit
Figure
***SIGN*** Empty
**[18:56] Jashin**
I'll do it to protect this beauty.
**[18:59] Mei**
It's just like the sunset
in Kushiro, isn't it?
**[19:03] Jashin**
Mei? You didn't go to Kushiro.
**[19:08] Mei**
When I'm worn out from work,
**[19:09] Jashin**
Ignoring me, huh?
**[19:10] Mei**
I sometimes just want to come up
here and watch the sunset.
**[19:13] Mei**
When I see this beautiful sunset,
my trivial worries don't matter anymore.
**[19:19] Mei**
And neither do peace,
justice, order, morality...
**[19:22] Jashin**
Uh, but you're a police—
**[19:24] Kyon**
I know what you mean.
**[19:27] Jashin**
Kyon-Kyon? You two are here, too?
**[19:30] Kyon**
When I see the beautiful sunset,
the difficult things don't matter.
**[19:34] Kyon**
I can just handle them with my fists!
Violence is the only way!
**[19:37] Jashin**
How do you get *there*
from a beautiful sunset?!
**[19:41] Minos**
Found ya, Jashin-chan!
***SIGN*** I can't believe you ran this far.
**[19:47] Minos**
Yeah, seriously.
**[19:48] Minos**
But I get it, Jashin-chan. I understand
the passion a sunset can inspire.
**[19:53] Minos**
All you need to do is shout out
all the feelings built up in your chest!
**[19:59] Minos**
You stupid sunset!
**[20:01] Jashin**
What did the sunset do wrong?!
***SIGN*** That's so '80s...
**[20:04] Pekola**
Ham...
**[20:06] Pekola**
A glowing circle with
orange around the edge...
**[20:11] Pekola**
It's a round slice of ham!
***SIGN*** Ham
***SIGN*** Ham
***SIGN*** This is the
orange part
**[20:12] Jashin**
It's the setting sun!
***SIGN*** Ha
***SIGN*** Ha
***SIGN*** Ha
**[20:14] Lierre**
It's just like you to see
food in the setting sun.
**[20:18] Lierre**
It looks like a pancake to me.
**[20:20] Jashin**
It does not!
**[20:21] Jashin**
And where the heck did you
guys come from, anyway?!
**[20:26] Yurine**
It really is pretty.
**[20:31] Jashin**
Yurine...
**[20:32] Yurine**
You're constantly causing trouble for me,
**[20:36] Yurine**
but this red sunset looks just like...
**[20:39] Yurine**
...your bloody tail after I've cut it off.
**[20:42] Jashin**
Yours is the scariest of all!
**[20:44] Yurine**
Jashin-chan, don't cause trouble
by suddenly disappearing like that.
**[20:49] Yurine**
Or I'll kill you.
**[20:50] Jashin**
Yes, ma'am.
**[20:51] Yurine**
That said, I guess you were
drawn to this pretty sunset
**[20:55] Yurine**
like bugs to a fluorescent light.
**[20:58] Jashin**
Uh, it wasn't just me...
**[21:00] Yurine**
Look. They just keep coming.
**[21:03] Jashin**
Also, "bugs"?
**[21:11] Jashin**
This is way too many!
**[21:13] Medusa**
We were worried about you, Jashin-chan.
**[21:15] Medusa**
Why'd you have to say that when
I was getting all sentimental?!
**[21:18] Yurine**
Heh, sentimental?
**[21:20] Yurine**
Still, since all these people are here,
**[21:23] Yurine**
why don't we all sing together as one?
**[21:28] Jashin**
Wait, why?!
**[21:29] [SONG] Song**
We are all alive
**[21:32] Jashin**
What the heck was this
episode about, anyway?!
**[21:35] Yurine**
You know this is how it always is.
**[21:37] [SONG] Song**
We're hungry, so...
**[23:11] Ecute**
At long last, I get to make my appearance!
**[23:14] Atre**
Princess, the people are asking who you are.
**[23:17] Ecute**
What?! There are people who don't know me?!
**[23:21] Ecute**
I am the vampire princess who governs
the Transylvania Family of Hell,
**[23:26] Ecute**
the cutest, smartest, and most
noble being in Hell, Ecute-sama!
**[23:28] Atre**
Next time on *Dropkick
on My Devil!! X*, episode 11:
**[23:32] Atre**
"The Jinbocho Blood Donation Center."
**[23:34] Atre**
I, Atre, am also looking
forward to meeting all of you.
# E11 - The Jinbocho Blood Donation Center
Source: [Crunchyroll](https://www.crunchyroll.com/watch/G4VUQJ0MD/the-jinbocho-blood-donation-center)
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**[00:14] Lierre**
Sorry about this, Pino.
The TV at the orphanage isn't working.
**[00:17] Pino**
I-It's all right.
**[00:19] Pino**
*She's lying.*
**[00:20] Pino**
* She came here so the two of us*
* would be alone and she can kill me.*
**[00:25] Pino**
I need to use the bathroom.
**[00:29] Lierre**
Pino?
**[00:30] Lierre**
The bathroom's not that way.
**[00:32] Pino**
I-I-I meant the bathroom outside...
**[00:36] Lierre**
What's up with her?
**[00:39] Lierre**
Oh, well. Time for *Patra-chan*!
***SIGN*** Patra
***SIGN*** Patra
***SIGN*** chan
***SIGN*** chan
**[00:47] TV**
*Patra-chan!*
**[00:49] Patra**
*Hi!*
**[00:51] Baddie1**
*You've caused us a lot of trouble.*
**[00:53] Baddie1**
*Tell us the secret of Pyramid Power!*
**[00:56] Patra**
*I'll never tell you!*
**[00:58] Horus**
* Don't, Princess! If Pyramid Power falls*
* into the wrong hands, the world's done for!*
**[01:02] Baddie2**
* All right then. If we can't get it out of her,*
* we'll have to get it out of you.*
**[01:07] Horus**
*Huh?!*
**[01:08] Patra**
*Fool! You know Horus will never tell you!*
**[01:10] Baddie1**
*Then die.*
**[01:12] Horus**
*F-Fine! I'll talk!*
**[01:13] Patra**
*Come on!*
**[01:14] Horus**
*Shut up! I'm scared! The fear's too much for me!*
**[01:18] Patra**
*He's so useless.*
**[01:22] Lierre**
*Patra-chan* never disappoints. What a riot!
***SIGN*** To Be Continued
***SIGN*** The Patra
***SIGN*** Exhibition
Is On!!
**[01:27] Patra**
*The Patra Exhibition is on!*
***SIGN*** Eccentric
Patra-chan
***SIGN*** Stop!
***SIGN*** The Patra
***SIGN*** Exhibition
Is On!!
***SIGN*** Parents and children attending together
will receive an Eccentric Patra-chan figure*!*
***SIGN*** Parents and children attending together
will receive an Eccentric Patra-chan figure*!*
**[01:29] Patra**
* Parents and children attending together*
* will receive an Eccentric Patra-chan figure!*
***SIGN*** Eccentric
Patra-chan
***SIGN*** Stop!
***SIGN*** Eccentric
Patra-chan
***SIGN*** Stop!
***SIGN*** Eccentric
Patra-chan
***SIGN*** Stop!
***SIGN*** Eccentric
Patra-chan
***SIGN*** Stop!
***SIGN*** Eccentric
Patra-chan
***SIGN*** Stop!
***SIGN*** Eccentric
Patra-chan
***SIGN*** Stop!
**[01:35] Lierre**
*A free Eccentric Patra-chan figure?!*
**[01:40] Lierre**
*That's...*
**[01:42] Lierre**
I want it! No matter the cost, I want it!
**[01:46] Lierre**
I have to go to the Patra-chan Exhibition!
**[03:22] Lierre**
It's only for children accompanied by a
parent, huh? So all I'm missing is a parent.
**[03:28] Lierre**
* And none of them look*
* anything like parents.*
**[03:32] Yurine**
*I'm not gonna be your mom.*
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***SIGN*** m 0 0 l 100 0 100 100 0 100
***SIGN*** Orphanage
Iron Commando
***SIGN*** m 0 0 l 100 0 100 100 0 100
***SIGN*** Orphanage
Iron Commando
***SIGN*** m 0 0 l 100 0 100 100 0 100
***SIGN*** Orphanage
Iron Commando
***SIGN*** m 0 0 l 100 0 100 100 0 100
***SIGN*** Orphanage
Iron Commando
***SIGN*** m 0 0 l 100 0 100 100 0 100
***SIGN*** Orphanage
Iron Commando
**[03:39] Lierre**
About the same there.
***SIGN*** Oh, Lierre. Where have you been?
**[03:51] Hashira**
What?! But why?!
**[03:54] Staff**
It's only for parents and
children attending together.
**[03:58] Hashira**
No way! But I'm here with my family!
**[04:02] Staff**
Yes, well...
**[04:04] Chiba**
See? I told you it wouldn't work!
**[04:06] Chiba**
He's not my real dad!
We don't look anything alike!
**[04:10] Ozaki**
Shigeruko...
**[04:13] Hashira**
You know what, miss? You're right.
**[04:17] Hashira**
She and I aren't related by blood, it's true.
**[04:21] Ozaki**
D-Dear...
**[04:22] Hashira**
But I've always wanted
to be a true father to her.
**[04:28] Hashira**
There's not much I can do for her.
**[04:31] Hashira**
This Eccentric Patra-chan figure is the
first thing Shigeruko ever asked me for!
**[04:36] Hashira**
So please, let me be her father!
**[04:39] Hashira**
Give us this figure!
**[04:40] Staff**
But...
**[04:41] Hashira**
Give us the Patra-chan figure!
**[04:43] Hashira**
I'll do anything for my little girl!
**[04:46] Hashira**
I'm begging you!
**[04:47] Ozaki**
Dear!
**[04:48] Staff**
Sir...
**[04:49] Hashira**
I'll grovel! I'll dance naked!
**[04:52] Hashira**
I'll eat a live tarantula if you tell me to!
**[04:55] Staff**
You don't need to do that!
**[04:57] Hashira**
I can do it!
**[04:58] Staff**
No, that's not what I...
**[05:00] Chiba**
You...
**[05:05] Chiba**
Eat it, then.
**[05:07] Chiba**
If you're my dad, then eat this tarantula!
**[05:25] Hashira**
Shigeruko, your dad ate the tarantula.
**[05:29] Chiba**
Dad...
**[05:31] Ozaki**
Dear!
**[05:32] Staff**
* Just yesterday, "Dad" was*
* the one playing the child.*
**[05:41] Miku**
Where can I get Yukio-sensei's autograph?
**[05:42] Staff**
Uh, ma'am! Leeks
aren't allowed in here!
**[05:45] Chiba**
I have more! Eat another one!
**[05:47] Ozaki**
Dear...
**[05:50] Lierre**
I got it!
***SIGN*** How nice.
**[05:57] Lierre**
You have to act like
my mom while we're here.
**[06:01] Lierre**
We came to the Patra Exhibition
as mother and child, remember?
***SIGN*** Yes, yes.
**[06:07] Lierre**
Oh, they have Patra-chan goods on display!
***SIGN*** Awe
**[06:10] Lierre**
I don't have this one.
**[06:12] Lierre**
Oh, the author's autograph.
**[06:14] Lierre**
Don't care.
**[06:17] Persephone**
*Lierre always did love childish things.*
**[06:28] Lierre**
A life-sized Patra-chan cutout!
**[06:31] Lierre**
Meet
Patra-chan!
**[06:32] Lierre**
Persephone, would you take my picture?
***SIGN*** Aren't we mother and child? What child asks a favor of her mother like that?
**[06:39] Lierre**
Huh?
**[06:41] Girl**
Mommy, take my picture!
**[06:43] Mom**
Okay.
***SIGN*** If you ask me like that, I'll take one for you.
**[06:49] Lierre**
I can't talk like that!
***SIGN*** No photo with Patra-chan, then.
**[07:05] Lierre**
Muh...
**[07:06] Lierre**
Mommy, take my picture.
***SIGN*** How cute!
***SIGN*** Okay, I'm taking it.
**[07:17] Lierre**
*It's all for Patra-chan!*
**[07:26] Medusa**
Morning, Minos!
**[07:28] Minos**
Morning!
**[07:30] Medusa**
We have our health exams
and combat ability tests today.
**[07:34] Medusa**
I hate this day. My combat ability's so low.
**[07:37] Minos**
You don't have to feel bad about that!
**[07:41] Minos**
There's hardly ever any
fighting in Hell anymore.
**[07:44] Minos**
The health exam is more important!
**[07:48] Minos**
By the way, what's that line
you've got next to you?
**[07:54] Jashin**
Heya.
**[07:57] Jashin**
I was prepping my body for the
health exam, and I ended up like this.
**[08:03] Jashin**
To lose weight, I shadow-boxed in
a sauna while wearing a sauna suit,
**[08:07] Jashin**
ate only one tomato a day every day,
**[08:10] Jashin**
and didn't drink any liquids at all.
**[08:12] Minos**
You dork! You're not Chikaraishi!
**[08:16] Medusa**
I said she should drink at least *one* glass
and handed it to her, but she just dumped it.
***SIGN*** Smirk
***SIGN*** m 0 0 b 24 -9 54 -14 71 -14 b 103 -15 134 -13 153 -9 b 150 6 150 21 151 37 b 130 32 104 33 76 34 b 60 34 41 35 24 37 b 16 39 8 40 0 42
***SIGN*** m 0 0 b 0 0 0 -1 2 -2 b 2 -2 2 -2 3 -2 b 4 -2 5 -2 6 -1 b 6 -1 7 0 7 1 b 7 2 7 2 7 3 b 7 4 7 4 6 5 b 5 6 4 6 3 6 b 2 6 2 5 1 5 b 1 5 0 6 0 6 b 0 5 -1 4 -1 3 b -1 2 -1 1 -1 0
***SIGN*** m 0 0 b 0 0 0 -1 2 -2 b 2 -2 2 -2 3 -2 b 4 -2 5 -2 6 -1 b 6 -1 7 0 7 1 b 7 2 7 2 7 3 b 7 4 7 4 6 5 b 5 6 4 6 3 6 b 2 6 2 5 1 5 b 1 5 0 6 0 6 b 0 5 -1 4 -1 3 b -1 2 -1 1 -1 0
***SIGN*** m 0 0 b 24 -9 54 -14 71 -14 b 103 -15 134 -13 153 -9 b 150 6 150 21 151 37 b 130 32 104 33 76 34 b 60 34 41 35 24 37 b 16 39 8 40 0 42
***SIGN*** m 0 0 b 24 -9 54 -14 71 -14 b 103 -15 134 -13 153 -9 b 150 6 150 21 151 37 b 130 32 104 33 76 34 b 60 34 41 35 24 37 b 16 39 8 40 0 42
***SIGN*** Hell School
**[08:31] Medusa**
I'm 27 kilograms!
**[08:33] Minos**
I'm 31 kilograms.
***SIGN*** Minos
***SIGN*** Minos
***SIGN*** Minos
***SIGN*** Minos
**[08:35] Minos**
I'd like to put on a little more weight
so I'll have a stronger punch.
***SIGN*** Minos
***SIGN*** Minos
**[08:39] Minos**
You're a little too light, Medusa. Eat more.
**[08:48] Jashin**
T-Two kilograms.
**[08:51] Minos**
What made you like this?
**[08:54] Jashin**
I gotta get into a lower weight
class so I can fight Yafuki.
**[08:57] Medusa**
You're so easily influenced by manga.
**[09:00] Minos**
Yafuki doesn't weigh two kilograms.
**[09:03] Jashin**
But now that I've been weighed,
I can eat and drink all I want.
**[09:10] Jashin**
F-First, some water...
**[09:15] Jashin**
Water...
**[09:17] Medusa**
You shouldn't drink so much so soon!
**[09:26] Jashin**
Boy, that was embarrassing!
**[09:28] Jashin**
My body couldn't accept me suddenly
drinking all that water, and I passed out.
**[09:28] Teacher**
Stand up straight. I need to measure you.
**[09:32] Minos**
Minos
**[09:32] Minos**
Seriously, you're gonna die
one day if you're not careful.
**[09:35] Jashin**
Nah, if I died, the anime
and manga would both end.
**[09:38] Minos**
Minos
**[09:38] Jashin**
It's fine, it's fine!
**[09:38] Minos**
Minos
**[09:42] Teacher**
Medusa-san, you're 130 centimeters.
**[09:44] Teacher**
Minos-san, you're 135 centimeters.
**[09:52] Teacher**
Jashin-chan-san, you're...
**[09:54] Teacher**
about two meters?
**[09:57] Jashin**
Yay! I'm top of the class!
**[10:00] Jashin**
I'm the tallest and the
lightest in our class!
**[10:02] Jashin**
These guys are just so tiny!
***SIGN*** Don't cheat, Jashin-chan. Just get measured at your normal height.
**[10:09] Jashin**
My tail counts toward my height!
***SIGN*** Last of all, we have the combat ability test.
***SIGN*** You'll each fight a slime to determine your combat abilities.
**[10:23] Jashin**
I'll beat it to a pulp with my killer move!
***SIGN*** Come with me, Jashin-chan.
**[10:28] Jashin**
Huh?
***SIGN*** Devils measuring over two meters tall...
***SIGN*** have to fight a cyclops.
**[10:34] Jashin**
Huh?! Wait, uh, I don't...
**[10:37] Jashin**
I-I'm fine just fighting a slime!
***SIGN*** Sorry, but you can't.
***SIGN*** Jashin-chan...
***SIGN*** Good luck.
**[11:07] Voice**
*Please begin.*
**[11:13] Jashin**
* Th-This isn't a combat ability test!*
* If I fight this thing, I'll die!*
**[11:20] Jashin**
* What kind of school is this?!*
* This shouldn't be allowed at a school!*
**[11:24] Jashin**
* I'm gonna complain to*
* the board of education!*
**[11:30] Jashin**
Who are you groaning at, you jerk?!
**[11:35] Jashin**
That didn't do a thing to him.
**[11:38] Jashin**
And I haven't eaten, so I have no strength.
**[11:41] Jashin**
I have no choice.
**[11:43] Jashin**
I'll finish this with my killer move!
**[11:46] Jashin**
Dropkick!
**[11:50] Voice**
*KO!*
***SIGN*** m 0 0 l 100 0 100 100 0 100
***SIGN*** Brains
Leaking
Out
**[11:53] Voice**
*You lose.*
***SIGN*** m 0 0 l 100 0 100 100 0 100
***SIGN*** Brains
Leaking
Out
**[12:01] Jashin**
I don't know this ceiling...
**[12:04] Medusa**
Oh, you're awake?
**[12:06] Medusa**
You're in the nurse's office.
**[12:08] Minos**
Are you okay?
**[12:09] Jashin**
Ow... I got my butt kicked.
**[12:13] Minos**
Yeah, your brains were oozing out.
**[12:15] Jashin**
It's cruel to make a
student fight that thing.
***SIGN*** It's your own fault for cheating, Chikaraishi.
**[12:21] Jashin**
I'll never cheat again.
**[12:26] Jashin**
I totally could've beaten that cyclops!
**[12:29] Jashin**
But I was so hungry...
**[12:32] Jashin**
My stomach growled.
***SIGN*** Would you like to eat at my house today?
***SIGN*** I made curry.
**[12:39] Jashin**
Yay!
**[12:40] Medusa**
Sensei, you're getting
married soon, aren't you?
**[12:43] Minos**
It's so cool that you're
marrying the King of Hell!
**[12:46] Jashin**
I'll be checking to make sure that old Hades
is well-off enough to be worthy of you!
***SIGN*** Children don't need to worry about things like that!
***SIGN*** Diary of
Evil Deeds
***SIGN*** Year 3
***SIGN*** Pazuzu Class
***SIGN*** Jashin-chan
***SIGN*** Faked my height!!
**[13:00] Jashin**
This brings back memories.
***SIGN*** Dropkicked
a cyclops!
***SIGN*** Dropkicked
a cyclops!
***SIGN*** Dropkicked
a cyclops!
**[13:04] Jashin**
I can't show you the other
pages! They're too evil!
**[13:11] Jashin**
Wow, even when I was little,
I was always a bad girl!
**[13:16] Jashin**
And I was so pointy, I could stab anyone.
**[13:19] Jashin**
Of course, Sensei was pretty impressive, too.
**[13:22] Jashin**
Even if those were the rules,
she was way too ruthless.
***SIGN*** Blood Donation Center
**[13:30] Jashin**
Was there always a blood
donation center here?
***SIGN*** Blood Donation Center
**[13:33] Jashin**
And it's pretty cool-looking.
***SIGN*** Type
***SIGN*** Type
***SIGN*** Type
***SIGN*** Type
***SIGN*** Crisis
**[13:36] Jashin**
The need for all blood
types is at crisis level?
**[13:39] Jashin**
Okay!
**[13:40] Jashin**
I'm gonna do something good today
to cancel out all my evil deeds!
**[13:46] Jashin**
Anybody home?
**[13:48] Jashin**
I'd like to donate.
Do you accept devil blood?
**[13:52] Jashin**
That's hot!
**[13:54] Jashin**
Hot! Hot! Hot! Hot! Hot!
**[13:55] Ecute**
Leave.
**[13:58] Ecute**
I have no need of blood
that isn't from a human.
**[14:01] Jashin**
Hey! What'd you do that for?!
You burned my tail!
**[14:05] Jashin**
I came here to donate, and you repay
my generosity with belligerence!
**[14:09] Jashin**
You call yourself blood
donation center staff?!
**[14:12] Jashin**
Wait...
**[14:13] Jashin**
Are you from Hell?
**[14:15] Jashin**
Actually, you're a vampire, aren't you?
**[14:19] Ecute**
Correct.
**[14:20] Ecute**
I'd heard devils and angels
resided in this town.
**[14:24] Ecute**
You must be one of them.
**[14:26] Ecute**
This is a sacred place to
the noble vampire clan.
**[14:29] Ecute**
Common devils such as yourself
are not permitted here.
**[14:33] Jashin**
Excuse me?!
**[14:34] Jashin**
Since when is the vampire clan so noble?
**[14:36] Jashin**
I hate you guys. You always act like
you're better than everyone else!
**[14:40] Ecute**
We aren't acting.
We *are* better than everyone else.
**[14:44] Ecute**
Especially me.
**[14:46] Ecute**
Because...
**[14:47] Ecute**
I am the vampire princess who governs
the Transylvania Family of Hell,
**[14:52] Ecute**
the cutest, smartest, and most
noble being in Hell, Ecute-sama!
**[14:57] Ecute**
I am also the head of the Jinbocho
branch of this donation center.
**[15:02] Ecute**
I am not merely "staff."
**[15:04] Jashin**
Hm, my apps could probably
be organized a little better.
**[15:07] Jashin**
I'd rather not have any apps on
my home screen if I can avoid it.
**[15:11] Ecute**
A very important being just introduced
herself to you! Pay attention!
**[15:16] Jashin**
Okay, Princess, to thank you for your
lovely introduction, I'll introduce myself.
**[15:21] Jashin**
I'm the daughter of the top VIP at what
is basically Hell's Ministry of Agriculture...
**[15:27] Jashin**
The intelligent and pretty
Jashin-chan of the proud devil nobility!
**[15:32] Jashin**
I'm also the most loved, adored,
and popular being in this town!
**[15:36] Jashin**
An eye for an eye, you stupid brat!
**[15:41] Ecute**
H-Hey! That was dangerous!
**[15:44] Ecute**
I am but a fragile, transient little girl!
**[15:49] Jashin**
You use way too many
descriptive words for yourself.
**[15:53] Jashin**
What's wrong?
**[15:54] Ecute**
I can't get up. Help me.
**[15:56] Jashin**
Huh?
**[15:58] Ecute**
I am very weak!
**[16:01] Jashin**
You act all important, and
you're weak? That's just sad!
**[16:04] Jashin**
All right, fine.
**[16:06] Ecute**
An opening!
**[16:07] Ecute**
Fool!
**[16:08] Ecute**
I'm actually very strong, but I pretended
to be weak so you'd let your guard down!
**[16:11] Eccentric**
Soft and Airy Milk Punch!
**[16:24] Jashin**
You really are weak.
**[16:28] Jashin**
Wow, so there's finally someone
weaker than me in this story now.
**[16:32] Jashin**
It sure feels great not
being on the bottom rung!
**[16:37] Jashin**
Now, let me ask you something.
**[16:40] Jashin**
Why did a vampire set up a
blood donation center in my town?
**[16:44] Jashin**
What are you after?
**[16:46] Ecute**
Save me, Atre! Atre, are you here?!
**[16:52] Atre**
You called, Princess?
***SIGN*** Blood Donation Center
***SIGN*** Blood Donation Center
**[16:57] DevilA**
It's commonly believed that
vampires are weak to sunlight, fire,
**[17:01] DevilA**
crosses, garlic, silver bullets,
and flowing water.
**[17:09] DevilA**
That's a lot of weaknesses.
**[17:11] Atre**
It seems the princess
used her projectile attack,
**[17:14] Atre**
Light and Fluffy Strawberry Flambé, on you.
**[17:18] Atre**
I apologize profusely for her rudeness.
**[17:18] Jashin**
Light and Fluffy?
**[17:21] Atre**
Princess...
**[17:26] Atre**
Why the hell'd ya go attackin'
someone livin' an honest life, moron?!
**[17:29] Atre**
Ya think ya can cause trouble
for other denizens of Hell
**[17:32] Atre**
and still call yerself a vampire princess?!
**[17:35] Atre**
Apologize right now!
**[17:37] Ecute**
Forgive me! Please forgive me!
**[17:40] Atre**
Go ahead, Princess.
**[17:42] Atre**
The princess will now
cut off her finger to atone.
**[17:45] Atre**
Please take her finger home
with you as an apology.
**[17:48] Jashin**
Uh, really, there's no need for that...
**[17:52] Jashin**
You've really got it rough, huh?
**[17:55] Atre**
Allow me to introduce myself.
**[17:57] Atre**
I am the princess's educator,
Atre of the vampire clan.
**[18:03] Jashin**
I'm Jashin-chan of the proud devil nobility!
**[18:06] Atre**
Jashin-dono, you say?
**[18:08] Jashin**
That's Jashin-chan-dono!
**[18:10] Jashin**
Why did you set up a blood
donation center in Jinbocho?
**[18:13] Jashin**
I asked the princess, but she brushed
me off, so I want you to tell me.
**[18:18] Atre**
Then, let us discuss it over tea.
**[18:22] Jashin**
Ooh! Fresh Moon and Daimaru-yaki!
**[18:25] Jashin**
These are so good! You guys like them, too?
**[18:28] Atre**
Yes.
**[18:29] Jashin**
Chow time!
**[18:30] Atre**
Ordinarily, vampires have no need
for any food other than blood,
**[18:35] Atre**
but we do enjoy experiencing
the flavors of food.
**[18:38] Ecute**
Delicious!
**[18:40] Atre**
So we thought...
**[18:42] Atre**
If we attack humans to drink their blood,
it will invite conflict with Heaven.
**[18:47] Atre**
So why not simply open
a blood donation center,
**[18:50] Atre**
and have the humans bring
their blood to us themselves?
**[18:53] Ecute**
And the humans get to feel
they've done good by donating blood.
**[18:57] Ecute**
It's two birds with one stone.
**[18:59] Jashin**
You say that like you're doing them a favor,
but you're just tricking them, y'know.
**[19:04] Atre**
That is why we vampires are now building
blood donation centers all over Japan.
**[19:11] Jashin**
It's not just the one in this town?
**[19:14] Jashin**
And you're the head of the
Jinbocho branch, Princess?
**[19:17] Ecute**
Tee-hee!
**[19:18] Ecute**
Just so you know, there's a reason why
I personally became the head of this branch.
**[19:24] Ecute**
I am searching for a certain human.
**[19:27] Jashin**
A human?
**[19:28] Ecute**
Rumor has it a human who has
tamed both devils and angels,
**[19:31] Ecute**
who goes by the name of
Hanazono Yurine, lives in this town.
**[19:35] Jashin**
H-Hanazono Yurine?!
**[19:37] Ecute**
You know her?
**[19:39] Jashin**
Nope...
**[19:41] Jashin**
* For now, I'll just*
* pretend I don't know her.*
**[19:44] Ecute**
I see.
**[19:46] Jashin**
And, um... What's your
business with this human?
**[19:49] Atre**
Our king wants her to ally with our clan.
**[19:53] Ecute**
I want to bring the human back
with me to help my father!
**[19:58] Ecute**
If she has attracted the attention
of both devils and angels,
**[20:01] Ecute**
she must be truly brilliant!
**[20:04] Jashin**
Huh. I see.
**[20:07] Jashin**
Well, I guess it's time for me to get going.
**[20:10] Atre**
You have to leave so soon?
**[20:12] Jashin**
If you don't take devil blood,
I can't donate, right?
**[20:16] Jashin**
So bye.
**[20:19] Ecute**
What came over her all of a sudden?
**[20:22] Atre**
Perhaps she remembered
some urgent business?
**[20:30] Jashin**
*You gotta be kidding me!*
**[20:32] Jashin**
* They want Yurine to*
* team up with the vampires?!*
**[20:35] Jashin**
*If Yurine does that, she'll become immortal!*
**[20:38] Jashin**
*Then I'll never make it back to Hell!*
**[20:41] Jashin**
I can't find *Grimoire: Apocrypha* anywhere,
either. What would I do if I lost Yurine, too?!
**[20:48] Jashin**
I have to kill Yurine before
she can team up with them.
**[20:53] Jashin**
No...
**[20:54] Jashin**
If I kill her, the vampires
will come after me!
**[20:59] Jashin**
This is a real problem!
**[21:01] Jashin**
Seriously, what am I supposed to do?!
**[21:05] Jashin**
* It's no use! I'm too dumb to think this much!*
* Everything in my head's mashing together*
**[21:09] Jashin**
*and I don't know what to do!*
**[21:14] Jashin**
*That's right.*
**[21:17] Jashin**
*There's no need to think about it right now.*
***SIGN*** Life
Theater
**[21:25] Jashin**
*I need to calm my mind.*
***SIGN*** Life
Theater
**[21:29] Jashin**
*Tell me what I should do, Life Theater!*
**[21:33] Jashin**
*A quick pull will give me answers.*
**[23:10] Jashin**
Ah, well done making it this far, everyone!
**[23:13] Jashin**
The third season of *Dropkick
on My Devil* is finally ending!
**[23:17] Jashin**
Wait, can I make it back to
Hell in just one more episode?!
**[23:21] Yurine**
Good question. Can you?
**[23:24] Yurine**
Next time on *Dropkick
on My Devil!! X*, episode 12:
**[23:29] Yurine**
"Forever Dropkick."
Look forward to it.
**[23:33] Jashin**
"Forever"?
**[23:35] Jashin**
That makes it sound like
I'll never make it back...
# E12 - Forever Dropkick
Source: [Crunchyroll](https://www.crunchyroll.com/watch/G14U40JXZ/forever-dropkick)
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**[00:03] Ecute**
There...
**[00:04] Ecute**
There's a dog here!
**[00:06] Ecute**
Do something, Atre!
**[00:08] Atre**
I-I'm not good with dogs, either...
**[00:11] Ecute**
We finally found out where Hanazono
Yurine lives, but now we can't get in!
**[00:20] Minos**
Somethin' wrong?
**[00:22] Ecute**
Oh, are you a devil?
**[00:25] Atre**
We've come to see the one who resides
here, Hanazono Yurine-dono, but...
**[00:29] Ecute**
We vampires don't like dogs...
**[00:32] Minos**
Oh, you're vampires?
**[00:35] Minos**
Beth's a beast of Hell, so you're safe.
**[00:37] Ecute**
I-It's not a dog?
**[00:43] Minos**
Come on in.
**[00:46] Jashin**
Ah, it's you two!
**[00:48] Ecute**
You're that snake from the other day!
**[00:51] Atre**
You are Hanazono Yurine-dono?
**[00:53] Yurine**
Yes.
**[00:54] Yurine**
Are these friends of yours?
**[00:57] Ecute**
You said you didn't know Hanazono Yurine!
**[01:00] Jashin**
Gulp!
**[01:01] Yurine**
Huh?
**[01:02] Jashin**
* Uh-oh! They're here to*
* recruit Yurine into their clan!*
**[01:06] Jashin**
You idiot! Why'd you let them in?!
**[01:09] Jashin**
They're vampires! In human terms,
they're an organized crime ring!
**[01:13] Atre**
It is true that we vampires
do not lead praiseworthy lives.
**[01:19] Atre**
But we do our best to avoid
causing trouble for those who do.
**[01:24] Ecute**
Besides, it's because we take in
rogues who have nowhere to go
**[01:29] Ecute**
that all devils can live
their lives in peace.
**[01:32] Jashin**
Hmph! Listen to you, justifying yourselves!
**[01:36] Jashin**
Yurine, these two are bad people
who built a phony blood donation center
**[01:40] Jashin**
to collect human blood.
**[01:42] Jashin**
You should chase 'em off right now.
**[01:44] Yurine**
You know, you've been rude to
our guests since they got here.
**[01:49] Yurine**
And you falsely told them
you didn't know me.
**[01:51] Yurine**
Seems a bit fishy.
**[01:54] Minos**
Jashin-chan, you're not the type
to care what race people are.
**[01:58] Jashin**
Well, I just turned into that type now!
**[02:01] Yurine**
And what is it you wanted to see me about?
**[02:04] Atre**
Forgive us for not
introducing ourselves.
**[02:07] Atre**
This is Princess Ecute
of the Vampire Kingdom.
**[02:11] Ecute**
Nice to meet you!
**[02:12] Atre**
And I am her attendant, Atre.
**[02:15] Atre**
We have come here to ask a favor of you.
**[02:18] Atre**
Princess, please explain.
**[02:21] Ecute**
You're a human, yet you have conquered
devils and even domesticated angels.
**[02:26] Ecute**
You're a bit of a celebrity
among the vampires.
**[02:30] Yurine**
Huh?
**[02:31] Minos**
Hey, you're a star!
**[02:32] Jashin**
Don't encourage her!
**[02:34] Ecute**
And my father, the king of the vampires,
has taken an interest in your abilities.
**[02:40] Ecute**
What do you say to
becoming part of our clan?
**[02:45] Jashin**
No!
**[02:45] Jashin**
She'll never join you! Right, Yurine?!
**[02:48] Atre**
Our king has said he will
arrange anything you desire
**[02:51] Atre**
and provide you with
the utmost hospitality.
**[02:54] Jashin**
I told you, she'll never
join you! Just go home!
**[02:57] Jashin**
You'll never join them, right, Yurine?!
**[03:00] Yurine**
I could be a cool vampire like
the ones in movies and manga?
**[03:05] Jashin**
*Uh-oh. She's interested.*
**[03:08] Jashin**
Say something, Minos!
**[03:10] Jashin**
You can't have Yurine
becoming a vampire, right?!
**[03:13] Minos**
Well...
**[03:15] Minos**
She'd be immortal, so we could
be friends forever! I'd like that!
**[03:20] Yurine**
Wait, so...
**[03:22] Yurine**
Will he get me a really
cool vampire outfit, too?
**[03:28] Atre**
Of course.
**[03:29] Yurine**
I see...
**[03:32] Minos**
Yurine-chan as a vampire, huh? Sounds good!
**[03:32] Jashin**
* I have to stop this! I have to stop Yurine*
* from becoming a vampire, whatever it takes!*
**[03:36] Yurine**
Yeah, it does...
**[03:36] Minos**
You'd be really cool!
**[03:38] Jashin**
*Think... I have to think!*
**[03:39] Minos**
It'd suit you well!
**[03:41] Jashin**
*It's no use!*
**[03:42] Jashin**
* I'm thinking so hard, everything in my brain*
* is way beyond mashed together! It's on fire!*
**[03:56] Jashin**
I see.
**[03:58] Jashin**
You want Yurine on your
side that badly, do you?
**[04:01] Jashin**
Then I guess I'll have to get serious, too.
**[04:07] Jashin**
Please! Please give up on
getting Yurine to join your clan!
**[04:14] Jashin**
*Nailed it!*
**[04:16] Jashin**
* There's no one who can look at a perfect*
* prostration like this and not feel moved!*
**[04:20] Ecute**
I will not give up.
**[04:21] Jashin**
Huh?!
**[04:22] Ecute**
Now I just want her to join us even more.
**[04:24] Jashin**
Why, you!
**[04:27] Jashin**
Have you no pity for someone
who's groveling in front of you?!
**[04:32] Jashin**
If you make Yurine one of you, I'll stop
the water supply to the Vampire Kingdom!
**[04:36] Ecute**
What?!
**[04:37] Minos**
You know you can't do that.
**[04:39] Minos**
You don't have that kind of authority.
**[04:41] Jashin**
I do, too!
**[04:43] Jashin**
Just you wait.
**[04:44] Jashin**
I'm the daughter of a VIP at what is
basically Hell's Ministry of Agriculture.
**[04:51] Jashin**
Hello, Daddy? It's Jashin-chan.
**[04:55] Jashin**
Listen, I have a favor to ask.
**[04:57] Jashin**
I was hoping you could stop the water
supply to the Vampire Kingdom...
**[05:01] Jashin**
What?!
**[05:02] Jashin**
Yes...
**[05:03] Jashin**
Yes.
**[05:05] Jashin**
No, I'm really not joking around...
**[05:08] Jashin**
Yes, sir. I'm sorry. Goodbye.
**[05:13] Jashin**
He said if I keep joking
around, he'll kill me.
**[05:16] Yurine**
Dang, your dad's hardcore.
**[05:18] Minos**
He's as tough on you as ever, huh?
**[05:22] Jashin**
Damn that useless father of mine!
Damn gerontocracy!
**[05:26] Pino**
I won't let you bring
Hanazono-san into your clan!
**[05:30] Pino**
I heard everything!
**[05:32] Jashin**
Pino...
**[05:33] Ecute**
Oh, an angel.
**[05:35] Ecute**
Eavesdropping seems in
poor taste for an angel.
**[05:38] Pino**
I came to bring her a cake
and just happened to overhear.
**[05:41] Pino**
Hanazono-san!
**[05:43] Pino**
Please don't join the vampire clan!
**[05:46] Pino**
If you go away, who'll protect
me from Lierre-sama?!
**[05:50] Yurine**
Uh, I...
**[05:51] Pino**
Aren't you my savior?!
**[05:53] Yurine**
Wait a...
**[05:56] Pino**
You just need to go away!
**[05:59] Ecute**
Atre... Save me!
**[06:01] Jashin**
That's it! Get her!
**[06:02] Atre**
Oh, Princess...
**[06:04] Pino**
I won't let you have Hanazono-san,
even if it costs me my life!
**[06:08] Jashin**
If you're prepared to die for it,
**[06:09] Jashin**
you should have the guts to get
yourself killed taking out Lierre-san, too.
**[06:12] Yurine**
Cut it out already.
**[06:17] Pino**
Hanazono-san!
**[06:22] Atre**
I see the rumors were true.
**[06:23] Atre**
Princess, let us leave for today.
**[06:27] Atre**
We have informed her of our intentions.
**[06:30] Ecute**
No.
**[06:31] Atre**
Princess...
**[06:32] Ecute**
I will take her home today
and earn my father's praise!
**[06:35] Ecute**
I'll make her one of us
even if I have to use force!
**[06:39] Atre**
Princ—
**[06:40] Ecute**
I refuse to leave!
**[06:45] Atre**
Shut the hell up!
**[06:46] Atre**
There's a procedure ya gotta follow
with these things, you dumbass!
**[07:00] Atre**
I am sorry you had to see that.
**[07:02] Atre**
We will be taking our leave now.
**[07:07] Atre**
Yurine-dono...
**[07:09] Atre**
We have not given up on you.
**[07:12] Atre**
We look forward to receiving your
favorable response on another day.
**[07:16] Pino**
Hanazono-san, please don't abandon me!
**[07:19] Jashin**
Whew! Pino, you saved us!
**[07:23] Minos**
Yurine-chan...
**[07:25] Minos**
So what do you think about their offer?
**[07:27] Yurine**
Well, vampires are really cool...
**[07:31] Yurine**
What should I do?
**[07:33] Jashin**
Don't think about it! Tell them no!
**[07:35] Minos**
Oh, if Yurine-chan becomes an immortal
vampire, you won't be able to go back to Hell.
**[07:40] Minos**
So that's why you're so desperate.
**[07:42] Jashin**
You really are an idiot!
**[07:45] Minos**
But they didn't seem likely
to give up anytime soon.
***SIGN*** European-Style Curry
**[07:54] Chiba**
Nothing beats curry on a Sunday morning!
***SIGN*** European-Style Curry
***SIGN*** European-Style Curry
***SIGN*** European-Style Curry
***SIGN*** Hana
Udon
***SIGN*** Glory
***SIGN*** Hana
Udon
***SIGN*** Glory
***SIGN*** Hana
Udon
***SIGN*** Glory
**[07:57] Ozaki**
Jinbocho, the town where you
can eat curry in the morning!
***SIGN*** Hana
Udon
***SIGN*** Glory
***SIGN*** Hana
Udon
***SIGN*** Glory
**[08:00] Hashira**
The best of the best!
***SIGN*** Hana
Udon
***SIGN*** Glory
***SIGN*** Hana
Udon
***SIGN*** Glory
***SIGN*** Hana
Udon
***SIGN*** Glory
***SIGN*** Hana
Udon
***SIGN*** Glory
***SIGN*** Hana
Udon
**[08:05] Jashin**
* What am I gonna do if*
* Yurine joins the vampire clan?*
**[08:09] Jashin**
* She'll get even stronger,*
* meaning I won't be able to kill her,*
**[08:12] Jashin**
*and I'll never be able to get back to Hell.*
**[08:16] Jashin**
*I don't wanna think about it...*
**[08:18] Guy**
Outta my way!
**[08:21] Jashin**
Sorry.
**[08:27] Ryo**
Ugh, Jashin-chan, you reek of booze.
**[08:32] Bakuga**
Don't drink too much!
**[08:37] Jashin**
I've mellowed out so much.
**[08:42] Devil**
Is this really how you wanna be?
**[08:44] Angel**
You used to be as sharp as a knife,
**[08:47] Angel**
and you'd bite with the force of a mad dog.
**[08:51] Devil**
Looks like human life has gotten to you.
**[08:55] Devil**
You'll never beat Yurine that way.
**[08:58] Jashin**
What?
**[08:59] Devil**
Right now, you're just
like a defanged wombat!
**[09:02] Jashin**
Do wombats even have fangs?
**[09:04] Jashin**
Oh, I'm out of booze.
**[09:06] Devil**
Come on! You want the humans
to keep making fun of you?!
**[09:10] Angel**
Now is the time to reclaim
your pride as Hell nobility!
**[09:14] Jashin**
My pride as... Hell nobility?
**[09:17] Jashin**
That's right. I...
**[09:21] Jashin**
was born a noble of Hell!
**[09:23] Jashin**
How dare they mock me...
Who cares about vampires or Yurine?
**[09:28] Jashin**
I'll make them see that the
real me is a terrifying devil!
**[09:32] Jashin**
I'll thoroughly retrain my mind and body,
and take back my pride as a noble of Hell!
**[09:36] Both**
That's the way!
**[09:41] Jashin**
Ow! It hurts!
**[09:45] Minos**
95, 96, 97, 98, 99...
**[09:48] DevilA**
That very day, Jashin-chan began
torturing her own mind and body.
**[09:54] Minos**
Don't push yourself too hard!
**[09:59] DevilA**
This time, Jashin-chan was serious.
***SIGN*** Life
Theater
**[10:06] DevilA**
All to reclaim her pride as a noble of Hell!
**[10:13] Yurine**
I'm home. I bought chicken.
**[10:16] Yurine**
Also, I ran into Lierre,
so I brought her with me.
**[10:19] Lierre**
I'm here to visit.
**[10:21] Jashin**
Hey.
**[10:24] Lierre**
What's all this?
**[10:25] Yurine**
Jashin-chan's food.
She's on a restricted diet right now.
**[10:29] Lierre**
Huh.
**[10:31] Yurine**
The only part of the chicken
she can eat is the keel.
***SIGN*** m 0 0 l 0 0 l 23 0 b 24 0 24 1 24 1 l 24 14 b 24 15 23 15 23 15 l -21 15 b -21 15 -22 15 -22 14 l -22 1 b -22 1 -22 1 -22 1 b -22 1 -22 0 -21 0 l -21 0 b -21 0 -21 0 -21 0 b -21 0 -21 0 -21 0
***SIGN*** ° Keel
Part of the breast.
Very healthy.
**[10:34] Lierre**
These fries are good.
**[10:38] Jashin**
I'm not who I used to be. I'm getting rid
of the naïveté along with the excess fat.
**[10:49] Jashin**
I guess I'll skip it.
**[10:51] Jashin**
If I'm too heavy, I can't move as sharply.
**[10:53] Yurine**
I don't think you've been hydrating
enough. You'll make yourself sick.
**[10:58] Jashin**
If you have time to worry about me,
use it to worry about yourself.
**[11:03] Jashin**
Once I get my strength back,
you're going to die.
**[11:09] Jashin**
Good night.
**[11:19] Yurine**
Jashin-chan still isn't awake.
**[11:24] Yurine**
Jashin-chan, it's morning.
**[11:26] Yurine**
I'm opening the door.
**[11:29] Yurine**
Huh?!
**[11:30] Yurine**
Jashin-chan turned into a mummy!
**[11:34] DevilA**
A mummified dorado.
***SIGN*** Isn't it just called "dried fish"?
**[11:41] Yurine**
I don't know what happened, but I found her
mummified this morning. Pretty gross, huh?
**[11:47] Yurine**
Would a mummy count as burnable garbage?
**[11:49] Medusa**
Hey! Yurine-san!
**[11:51] Yurine**
I'm just kidding.
**[11:54] Minos**
Hey, Yurine-chan, did Jashin-chan
seem dehydrated to you lately?
**[11:58] Yurine**
Yeah, actually, she was
refusing to drink water yesterday.
**[12:03] Minos**
I thought so.
***SIGN*** What do you mean?
**[12:06] Minos**
I think Jashin-chan becomes mummified
when her body gets really dehydrated.
**[12:12] Minos**
Once, when we were kids, she stopped
drinking to lose weight for a health exam.
**[12:18] Minos**
She ended up paper-thin back then, too.
**[12:22] Minos**
I guess she turned into a mummy this
time because she went beyond that.
**[12:25] Yurine**
She just went from
turning 2-D to turning 3-D.
***SIGN*** Either way, she sure is dry.
***SIGN*** Oops, it came off.
**[12:34] Yurine**
Oh, boy.
**[12:36] Medusa**
How can we get her back to normal?
**[12:38] Minos**
I think drinking water fixed her
up after our health exams.
**[12:43] Medusa**
Oh, you're right!
**[12:47] Minos**
She won't drink.
**[12:48] Medusa**
I guess she can't when she's a mummy.
***SIGN*** Let's pour some water on her from a kettle!
**[12:57] Minos**
Oh, she's absorbing it!
**[13:00] Medusa**
Maybe we should put her in the bath?
**[13:06] DevilA**
Three minutes later...
***SIGN*** Minutes
Later
**[13:10] Jashin**
Huh? Why am I in the bath?
**[13:13] Medusa**
She's back!
***SIGN*** Just like freeze-dried food!
**[13:17] Jashin**
Huh? Huh?
**[13:18] Jashin**
Why are you guys watching me bathe?! Creeps!
**[13:24] Jashin**
Oh, I was mummified, huh?
**[13:27] Jashin**
And I thought I was keeping
just barely on the safe side...
**[13:30] Jashin**
How embarrassing.
**[13:32] Minos**
You took it way too far.
**[13:34] Yurine**
I think you've been pushing yourself
too hard. Why go through all that?
**[13:40] Jashin**
After living among humans for so long,
I've become a completely useless devil.
**[13:46] Minos**
She was always useless, right?
**[13:48] Medusa**
Yep.
**[13:49] Jashin**
I'm supposed to be a noble of Hell, yet I lost
all my devilish dignity to live in peace.
**[13:55] Jashin**
I couldn't allow myself to stay like that.
**[13:59] Jashin**
And now that those vampires are
trying to get Yurine to join them,
**[14:03] Jashin**
I'll really be done for if I don't change.
**[14:06] Jashin**
That's why I started retraining my mind and
body to reclaim my pride as a noble of Hell.
***SIGN*** You can't do that, Jashin-chan!
***SIGN*** You need to have more self-esteem!
**[14:18] Jashin**
Self-esteem?
***SIGN*** You know, like, "I'm fine the way I am," or "I don't need to change."
***SIGN*** Lines like that are all over the internet!
**[14:28] Yurine**
Some people have *too* much self-esteem
and end up just being obnoxious.
***SIGN*** Totally.
**[14:34] Jashin**
You guys...
**[14:35] Jashin**
People who can't take a
joke are gonna hate you.
**[14:38] Minos**
I think you have your dignity, though.
**[14:41] Jashin**
Huh?
**[14:42] Minos**
Sensei was saying...
**[14:44] Minos**
since you came to the human realm,
fewer demons come here to attack humans.
**[14:48] Medusa**
That's right.
**[14:50] Medusa**
And she said the ferocious vampires
are a lot quieter now, too.
**[14:54] Jashin**
Sensei said that?
**[14:55] Minos**
It must be because
you're friends with humans.
**[15:00] Medusa**
They're afraid of you, Jashin-chan!
**[15:02] Medusa**
Because you're a proud noble of Hell!
**[15:05] Jashin**
A proud noble of Hell?!
**[15:07] Jashin**
Whoo! My self-esteem is skyrocketing!
**[15:12] Jashin**
Yeah, you might be right!
I had that feeling myself!
**[15:16] Jashin**
But hearing you guys say it
convinced me that it's true!
**[15:20] Jashin**
Yes!
**[15:21] Jashin**
Even if Yurine becomes a vampire,
I, a proud noble of Hell, will still kill her!
**[15:28] Jashin**
This calls for a party!
**[15:30] Jashin**
I've got my pride as a noble of Hell back!
***SIGN*** Festival
***SIGN*** Pride of Hell Nobility
**[15:33] Jashin**
It's a super joyous occasion!
**[15:34] Jashin**
Party time! Party time!
**[15:40] Jashin**
On my pride as a noble of Hell,
I will entertain all of you.
**[15:45] Minos**
All right!
**[15:47] Pekola**
Yay!
**[15:57] Pino**
Anyway, this is quite a large pool, isn't it?
**[16:00] Yurine**
Jashin-chan won it playing pachinko.
**[16:06] Jashin**
Just wait!
**[16:07] Jashin**
I'll make you guys the best yakisoba
and grilled corn you've ever had!
**[16:13] Jashin**
On my pride as a noble of Hell!
**[16:15] Medusa**
I'm glad she's feeling better.
**[16:17] Minos**
The power of self-esteem is amazing.
***SIGN*** But the one the vampires and the other devils fear isn't Jashin-chan, right?
***SIGN*** It's her dad they fear, isn't it?
***SIGN*** They don't want to make an enemy of what's basically Hell's Ministry of Agriculture.
**[16:33] Medusa**
Shhh! Don't say that!
**[16:35] Kyon**
Feels nice and cool!
**[16:37] Ran**
Summers do get pretty hot in Tokyo.
**[16:40] Pekola**
They do.
**[16:42] Pekola**
I've nearly passed out in my
cardboard house a few times.
**[16:46] Poporon**
That's actually really bad, Pekola-sama.
**[16:48] Jashin**
I made my own special shaved ice!
**[16:51] Jashin**
These two helped me out!
**[16:54] Yusa**
Help yourselves, everyone.
***SIGN*** Yay!
**[16:59] Medusa**
It's so cold and delicious!
**[17:01] KyonRan**
Hao chi!
**[17:03] Pekola**
I'm so blessed!
**[17:05] Pekola**
I get to go in a pool and even
eat shaved ice on such a hot day!
**[17:09] Minos**
I could eat cup after cup of this.
**[17:11] Jashin**
I'll make as many cups as you want!
**[17:13] Jashin**
On my pride as a noble of Hell!
**[17:17] Jashin**
The grilled corn is looking good, too!
**[17:20] Miku**
Corn! Corn!
**[17:24] Mei**
Orochimaru!
***SIGN*** Ja
**[17:25] Jashin**
Mei!
***SIGN*** Ja
***SIGN*** Ja
***SIGN*** Ja
**[17:27] Mei**
You're under arrest for starting
a fire in an inhabited building!
**[17:30] Mei**
I'll interrogate you at my place!
***SIGN*** Ja
**[17:32] Jashin**
Wait, why?
**[17:34] Mei**
Hey, a pool!
**[17:35] Mei**
This is no time for work!
***SIGN*** Ja
**[17:39] Jashin**
Don't wear a swimsuit under
your uniform to go patrolling!
**[17:45] Mei**
That sun is just criminal.
**[17:47] Mei**
Maybe if I put some more
sunspots in it, it'll cool down a bit.
**[17:52] Jashin**
Hey! What if you hit it and make it mad?!
**[17:55] Yurine**
Mei-san, please don't fire your gun here.
**[17:58] Yurine**
You'll make the neighbors worry.
**[18:00] Mei**
I'm sorry...
**[18:02] Mei**
Orochimaru, make me feel better!
**[18:04] Jashin**
O-On my pride as a noble of Hell,
**[18:07] Jashin**
I'm making grilled corn
and yakisoba right now!
**[18:09] Jashin**
So play with the others!
**[18:12] Mei**
Aw...
***SIGN*** What's this? A pool?
***SIGN*** Mother!
**[18:16] Three**
Lierre-sama!
***SIGN*** Yurine-chan, I heard that you often help my daughter study,
***SIGN*** so I brought some drinks over to thank you...
**[18:25] Lierre**
*P-Pool...*
**[18:28] Lierre**
*Dolphin...*
***SIGN*** Since you're here, why don't you get in?
**[18:32] Lierre**
Wh-Why should I do something so childish?
**[18:37] Yurine**
The more, the merrier. Go on in.
**[18:41] Lierre**
Oh, fine.
**[18:50] Poporon**
Hey, cut that out!
**[18:53] Mei**
I can't lose at that game!
**[18:54] Pekola**
You can't use that!
**[18:57] Lierre**
*Dolphin...*
**[19:01] Miku**
How do I open this?
**[19:07] Jashin**
It's done! Eat up, all of you!
**[19:10] Pekola**
I couldn't be more grateful!
**[19:12] All**
Let's eat!
**[19:22] Pekola**
I'm so full. What bliss.
**[19:27] Yurine**
Thanks for doing all this
when it's so hot out.
**[19:30] Medusa**
Thank you, Jashin-chan!
**[19:32] Minos**
Thanks!
***SIGN*** This was really fun!
**[19:35] Jashin**
C-Come on, don't make this weird!
**[19:38] Jashin**
All I did was entertain you
on my pride as a noble of Hell.
**[19:41] Jashin**
When you guys thank me this much,
I get scared something bad's gonna happen.
**[19:48] Minos**
What the heck?
**[19:49] Yurine**
Yeah, because you know
you behave badly all the time.
**[19:52] Ecute**
You can put me down.
**[19:54] Atre**
Did you really not want to join them?
**[19:56] Ecute**
Why should I do that?
**[19:58] Ecute**
I only came to see what
Hanazono Yurine was doing.
**[20:01] Ecute**
Let's go.
**[20:05] DevilA**
Meanwhile, in outer space...
**[20:21] Jashin**
What the heck?!
***SIGN*** Jashin-chan! Use your pride as a noble of Hell to do something!
**[20:27] Jashin**
"Something"? I can't do anything about that!
**[20:30] Pekola**
Lierre-sama, please help us!
***SIGN*** Playing in the pool made her sleepy.
**[20:35] Pekola**
Please, God!
***SIGN*** God
**[20:38] Yurine**
Jashin-chan.
**[20:39] Jashin**
Huh?
**[20:40] Yurine**
You *can* do it.
**[20:45] Minos**
Jashin-chan!
**[20:46] Medusa**
Jashin-chan!
**[20:47] Miku**
Noble of Hell! Noble of Hell!
**[20:51] All**
Noble of Hell! Noble of Hell!
**[20:54] All**
Noble of Hell! Noble of Hell!
**[20:58] Jashin**
I... I will.
**[20:58] All**
Noble of Hell! Noble of Hell!
**[21:01] Jashin**
Jashin-chan, the noble of Hell,
**[21:03] Jashin**
on her pride as a noble of Hell,
**[21:05] Jashin**
will be your savior!
***SIGN*** Jashin-chan!
***SIGN*** I now bestow upon you the True Dropkick that's been so evasive in the anime!
***SIGN*** That's it!
**[21:17] Jashin**
I have to enter a command?!
***SIGN*** I thought it was supposed to take 80 years to learn...
***SIGN*** That
seemed
easy?
**[21:23] Jashin**
Thanks, Sensei! Here I go!
**[21:31] Jashin**
I'll show the whole universe my
reclaimed pride as a noble of Hell!
**[21:37] Jashin**
This is who Jashin-chan is!
**[21:40] Jashin**
I'll protect my second hometown of Jinbocho,
**[21:42] Jashin**
the spirit of my Jashin-chan Dropkick,
**[21:44] Jashin**
and the hometown tax system!
**[21:47] All**
Jashin-chan!
**[21:54] Jashin**
Bring it on, sun. I'm the one you'll be fighting!
**[21:58] Jashin**
Jashin-chan Dropkick X!
**[22:01] Jashin**
The most precious thing in this world is...
**[22:05] Jashin**
love!
# Season OVA - Dropkick on My Devil!! Apocalypse Day
# E0 - Dropkick on My Devil!! Apocalypse Day
Source: [Crunchyroll](https://www.crunchyroll.com/watch/G50UZVZP1/dropkick-on-my-devil-apocalypse-day)
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***SIGN*** The Year 20XX
**[00:05] DevilA**
In the year 20XX,
**[00:07] DevilA**
a mysterious flying object
from outer space
**[00:10] DevilA**
caused Jinbocho to be engulfed
in flames of destruction.
**[00:13] DevilA**
The earth was scorched,
and it appeared all life had perished.
**[00:18] DevilA**
However! Humanity was not wiped out!
**[00:22] DevilA**
Jinbocho came under
the control of one woman,
**[00:25] DevilA**
and strength became
all that mattered in the world.
**[00:28] DevilA**
But there was one person
who stood up to face her...
**[00:31] DevilA**
Or rather, one snake!
**[00:34] Jashin**
What is this place?
**[00:36] Jashin**
Something doesn't seem right.
**[00:38] Jashin**
Even the art
seems different somehow.
***SIGN*** Life
Theater
**[00:48] Jashin**
Whoa now. What the heck is going on?
**[00:50] Jashin**
What happened to the Jinbocho
I loved and was so loved by?!
**[00:53] Jashin**
I even put out a song about it!
**[01:00] Jashin**
Yurine Kingdom?
**[01:02] Followers**
Yurine-sama... Yurine-sama...
***SIGN*** Apocalypse
***SIGN*** Hanazono
Nation
***SIGN*** Apocalypse
***SIGN*** Hanazono
Nation
***SIGN*** Apocalypse
***SIGN*** Hanazono
Nation
***SIGN*** Apocalypse
***SIGN*** Hanazono
Nation
***SIGN*** Apocalypse
***SIGN*** Hanazono
Nation
***SIGN*** Apocalypse
***SIGN*** Hanazono
Nation
***SIGN*** Apocalypse
***SIGN*** Hanazono
Nation
***SIGN*** Apocalypse
***SIGN*** Hanazono
Nation
**[01:11] Jashin**
* I dunno what happened,*
* but I can tell Jinbocho's in trouble!*
**[01:14] Jashin**
* "Yurine Kingdom" sounds*
* more like Hell than Hell itself!*
***SIGN*** m 0 0 l 3 4 l 4 7 l 12 5 b 17 7 17 11 18 9 l 21 3 l 26 2 l 27 5 l 30 3 l 32 2 l 36 5 l 39 12 l 35 16 l 37 23 l 36 29 l 38 30 l 36 36 b 37 38 38 41 37 43 l 37 48 l 39 54 l 33 51 l 33 53 l 30 55 l 26 55 l 24 53 l 28 52 l 24 52 l 21 51 l 20 54 l 22 54 l 18 55 l 15 52 l 10 52 l 9 55 l 5 53 l 2 49 l 4 47 l 1 44 l 2 41 l 1 32 l 3 31 l 3 27 l 5 23 l 1 23 l 1 26 l -1 23 l 0 18 l -1 14 l -1 11 l 1 9 l -2 7 l -2 3 l 0 2 l 0 1
***SIGN*** Needed
***SIGN*** Immediately!
***SIGN*** I suffer from the lack of a
successor. Are you interested
in becoming a user of the
ancient Assassin's Fist?
Results can range from
restorative effects
to death!
Location: Takamori, Kumamoto
**[01:22] Jashin**
"Assassin's Fist"?
**[01:25] Medusa**
Jashin-chan!
**[01:27] Medusa**
I finally found you.
**[01:30] Medusa**
I went back to Hell for a bit, and when
I came back, I found Jinbocho in this state.
**[01:35] Medusa**
Do you know what happened?
**[01:36] Jashin**
Oh, it's just you, huh?
Don't scare me like that.
**[01:39] Medusa**
You didn't have to be *that* surprised.
**[01:42] Medusa**
Or were you thinking of
doing something bad again?
**[01:45] Jashin**
Let's go, Medusa.
**[01:47] Medusa**
Huh?
**[01:49] Jashin**
ATM!
***SIGN*** Assassin's Fist will
***SIGN*** T
***SIGN*** ake Back
***SIGN*** M y Town
**[01:51] Medusa**
Jashin-chan?
**[01:53] Jashin**
I'm gonna get the Assassin's Fist,
wake Yurine up...
**[01:58] Jashin**
and get my Jinbocho *and*
my Yurine back to normal!
**[02:02] Jashin**
And then, I'll use the
Assassin's Fist to kill Yurine.
**[02:08] Jashin**
Time to take back J!
**[03:42] Jashin**
Well, we're here, but...
**[03:45] Jashin**
I don't know where we're supposed to go now.
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***SIGN*** m 0 0 l 100 0 100 100 0 100
***SIGN*** Takamori is moving forward
with city planning initiatives
in collaboration with the
entertainment industry!
**[03:49] Medusa**
Let's ask in here.
**[03:51] Jashin**
I'll run in and ask! You wait out here!
**[03:55] Medusa**
Jashin-chan!
**[03:56] Jashin**
I'm saying a collaboration with me will
earn you a fortune in hometown tax money!
**[04:02] Official**
We will certainly consider it.
**[04:05] Official**
I checked, and I don't think we can
promote a show about selling organs...
**[04:12] Jashin**
Rats.
**[04:14] Jashin**
You just *had* to bring up the organs thing.
**[04:20] Jashin**
What's this place?
**[04:25] Medusa**
It looks like one of those shrines
that could be a power spot.
**[04:28] Medusa**
Let's go in and pray since we're here.
**[04:30] Jashin**
So many girls have a weakness
for the term "power spot."
**[04:36] Jashin**
Looks like the kind of place that'd be
used in a popular manga about a ronin.
**[04:40] Jashin**
That it does.
**[04:41] Medusa**
You're right.
**[04:52] Medusa**
What is it?
**[04:53] Jashin**
I'm having pachinko withdrawal symptoms.
**[04:56] Jashin**
All because the pachinko parlor in
Jinbocho had to end up like that...
**[04:59] Kenshiro**
You, who have been led here by the stars...
**[05:05] Jashin**
Y-You're...
**[05:08] Jashin**
the guy who always helped me out
when I was playing pachinko!
**[05:14] Jashin**
Teach me the secret
to winning at pachinko!
**[05:17] Jashin**
I mean...
**[05:18] Jashin**
Teach me the legendary
Assassin's Fist I can use to kill Yurine.
**[05:22] Medusa**
Don't kill her. You're just going
to snap her out of it, right?
**[05:24] Jashin**
Oh, sure.
**[05:29] Jashin**
I beg of you. Please teach me!
**[05:32] Medusa**
She's actually groveling.
**[05:33] Kenshiro**
I refuse.
**[05:34] Jashin**
Forsaken-shiro!
**[05:35] Kenshiro**
I feel you are not worthy.
**[05:38] Jashin**
N-No way!
**[05:40] Jashin**
But I wanna end the Yurine Kingdom
**[05:41] Jashin**
and restore Jinbocho to a town
that thrives on anime and manga!
**[05:45] Jashin**
It's moving forward with
city planning initiatives
**[05:47] Jashin**
in collaboration with the
entertainment industry, too!
**[05:50] Jashin**
So please! You must...
**[05:52] Jashin**
You, of all people, must understand!
**[05:54] Kenshiro**
Understood.
**[05:55] Medusa**
Guess he did.
**[05:56] Jashin**
Yay!
**[05:58] Kenshiro**
Here. Right here. On the temples.
**[06:01] Jashin**
You mean here?
**[06:03] Kenshiro**
Yes, that will also work.
**[06:06] Kenshiro**
If you want to wake someone up,
go only as far as the first knuckle.
**[06:10] Kenshiro**
Press any deeper, and you'll kill them.
**[06:12] Jashin**
I got it!
**[06:14] Kenshiro**
Right. Well, now you know.
**[06:17] Jashin**
Yay! The legendary Assassin's Fist is mine!
**[06:20] Jashin**
Now I can finally ki—
**[06:22] Jashin**
...uh, *kick* Yurine in the butt
to bring her to her senses.
**[06:25] Jashin**
Right! We're heading back
to Jinbocho, Medusa!
**[06:28] Kenshiro**
Don't.
**[06:30] Kenshiro**
This technique can only
be used in this region.
**[06:33] Jashin**
Why's that?
**[06:34] Kenshiro**
It is the power of Aso.
**[06:37] Kenshiro**
And that is how it is.
**[06:39] Kenshiro**
Farewell.
**[06:41] Jashin**
Uh, doesn't that way lead to a cliff?
**[06:44] Jashin**
Aw, man. Guess I have no choice.
**[06:47] Jashin**
I'll get Yurine to come here.
**[06:53] Carrier Pigeon Baron**
Carrier Pigeon Baron is here.
**[06:56] Medusa**
Who's this now?
**[06:59] Jashin**
Take this to Yurine. I'm counting on you.
**[07:02] Carrior Pigeon Baron**
As you wish.
**[07:05] Jashin**
And he's off.
**[07:06] Medusa**
He sure is.
**[07:07] Jashin**
Now that I think about it,
I'm not sure the two of us alone are enough.
**[07:11] Jashin**
Hey, Medusa, are there any angels or devils
around here who'll conveniently help me out?
**[07:17] Jashin**
Use your "I See Too Much and It Sucks" power.
**[07:21] Medusa**
Huh? Okay, one sec.
***SIGN*** ° "I See Too Much and It Sucks"
***SIGN*** Activating
**[07:26] Medusa**
Well, I can see cats...
**[07:28] Jashin**
Cats?
***SIGN*** Mount Neko
**[07:37] Kyon**
Oh, hey!
**[07:38] Kyon**
It's Jashin-chan!
**[07:40] Jashin**
What are you two doing here?
**[07:42] Ran**
The king of wildcats
lives here on Mount Neko.
**[07:48] Kyon**
During the season of ascetic training,
cats come here from all over the place.
**[07:53] Ran**
And pandas are cats, too.
***SIGN*** "Dà Xióng Māo"
***SIGN*** (Big Bear Cat)
**[07:55] Jashin**
I see.
**[07:57] Kyon**
Jinbocho's a wreck now, and it's the season
of ascetic training anyway, so we came here.
**[08:05] Jashin**
*Kyon-Kyon's strong when she's pissed.*
**[08:07] Jashin**
*I guess this beats having no one at all.*
**[08:10] Jashin**
Hey, you two. Help me out.
**[08:13] Jashin**
Let's work together to
take down the Yurine Kingdom.
**[08:16] Kyon/Ran**
Why?
**[08:18] Jashin**
Because!
**[08:19] Kyon**
But I like Yurine-chan.
**[08:21] Ran**
And fighting isn't nice.
**[08:23] Jashin**
The Yurine Kingdom will try
to take over Hell one day, too!
**[08:26] Jashin**
You want Hell China to be gone forever?!
**[08:29] Kyon**
Gah!
**[08:31] Medusa**
I think that was going too far.
**[08:32] Ran**
There's no way that'll ever...
**[08:34] Kyon**
I-I don't want that!
**[08:36] Jashin**
Fight alongside me so we can
return Yurine to her senses,
**[08:39] Jashin**
restore Jinbocho to its former state,
and preserve the peace of Hell!
**[08:46] Kyon**
Got it!
**[08:48] Ran**
Huh?!
**[08:49] Jashin**
Good. Well, we need to get ready,
so let's meet up later.
**[08:54] Kyon**
Zài jiàn!
***SIGN*** m 0 0 b 0 0 0 0 0 0 b 5 -1 8 0 11 1 b 18 2 25 3 34 3 b 39 4 44 6 50 7 b 53 9 56 11 59 13 b 63 15 67 17 71 19 b 70 20 70 20 69 21 b 67 21 66 20 64 20 b 60 22 57 23 53 25 b 49 26 44 28 40 29 b 36 29 33 29 29 29 b 26 29 22 28 19 28 b 17 29 12 29 9 29 b 7 31 3 30 0 29 b -3 28 -6 23 -7 22 b -9 20 -10 17 -10 15 b -10 12 -9 10 -9 9 b -8 6 -7 4 -6 3 b -5 1 -2 0 0 0
***SIGN*** m 0 0 b 0 0 0 0 0 0 b 5 -1 8 0 11 1 b 18 2 25 3 34 3 b 39 4 44 6 50 7 b 53 9 56 11 59 13 b 63 15 67 17 71 19 b 70 20 70 20 69 21 b 67 21 66 20 64 20 b 60 22 57 23 53 25 b 49 26 44 28 40 29 b 36 29 33 29 29 29 b 26 29 22 28 19 28 b 17 29 12 29 9 29 b 7 31 3 30 0 29 b -3 28 -6 23 -7 22 b -9 20 -10 17 -10 15 b -10 12 -9 10 -9 9 b -8 6 -7 4 -6 3 b -5 1 -2 0 0 0
***SIGN*** Takamori
Dengaku no Sato
**[08:58] Medusa**
Wow! What a unique ambiance!
**[09:08] Medusa**
What's wrong?
**[09:09] Jashin**
I don't know. I just got a chill.
**[09:12] Pino**
When one side is cooked, spread some
miso on it, then cook the other side.
**[09:17] Pino**
When water stops dripping from
the Japanese salmon's mouth...
**[09:25] Pino**
I'll take your life!
**[09:27] Jashin**
That's hot! What'd you do *that* for?
**[09:30] Pino**
I failed.
**[09:31] Medusa**
Are you okay?
**[09:33] Jashin**
Why is there someone in this
town who wants to kill me?
**[09:37] Jashin**
I repaid all my debts!
**[09:39] Jashin**
And I don't think I've done
anything evil in this town yet!
**[09:42] Mei**
Hold it right there!
**[09:44] Mei**
A round body and a spiky head!
It's the perfect balance!
**[09:48] Mei**
Become a part of my collection!
**[09:50] Jashin**
What's *she* doing here?
**[09:54] Mei**
Orochimaru?
**[09:55] Mei**
Fate must have led me to you!
**[09:58] Mei**
Yummy, yummy fate.
***SIGN*** m 0 0 b 0 0 0 0 0 0 b 5 -1 8 0 11 1 b 18 2 25 3 34 3 b 39 4 44 6 50 7 b 53 9 56 11 59 13 b 63 15 67 17 71 19 b 70 20 70 20 69 21 b 67 21 66 20 64 20 b 60 22 57 23 53 25 b 49 26 44 28 40 29 b 36 29 33 29 29 29 b 26 29 22 28 19 28 b 17 29 12 29 9 29 b 7 31 3 30 0 29 b -3 28 -6 23 -7 22 b -9 20 -10 17 -10 15 b -10 12 -9 10 -9 9 b -8 6 -7 4 -6 3 b -5 1 -2 0 0 0
***SIGN*** m 0 0 b 0 0 0 0 0 0 b 5 -1 8 0 11 1 b 18 2 25 3 34 3 b 39 4 44 6 50 7 b 53 9 56 11 59 13 b 63 15 67 17 71 19 b 70 20 70 20 69 21 b 67 21 66 20 64 20 b 60 22 57 23 53 25 b 49 26 44 28 40 29 b 36 29 33 29 29 29 b 26 29 22 28 19 28 b 17 29 12 29 9 29 b 7 31 3 30 0 29 b -3 28 -6 23 -7 22 b -9 20 -10 17 -10 15 b -10 12 -9 10 -9 9 b -8 6 -7 4 -6 3 b -5 1 -2 0 0 0
***SIGN*** Takamori
Dengaku no Sato
***SIGN*** m 0 0 b 0 0 0 0 0 0 b 5 -1 8 0 11 1 b 18 2 25 3 34 3 b 39 4 44 6 50 7 b 53 9 56 11 59 13 b 63 15 67 17 71 19 b 70 20 70 20 69 21 b 67 21 66 20 64 20 b 60 22 57 23 53 25 b 49 26 44 28 40 29 b 36 29 33 29 29 29 b 26 29 22 28 19 28 b 17 29 12 29 9 29 b 7 31 3 30 0 29 b -3 28 -6 23 -7 22 b -9 20 -10 17 -10 15 b -10 12 -9 10 -9 9 b -8 6 -7 4 -6 3 b -5 1 -2 0 0 0
***SIGN*** m 0 0 b 0 0 0 0 0 0 b 5 -1 8 0 11 1 b 18 2 25 3 34 3 b 39 4 44 6 50 7 b 53 9 56 11 59 13 b 63 15 67 17 71 19 b 70 20 70 20 69 21 b 67 21 66 20 64 20 b 60 22 57 23 53 25 b 49 26 44 28 40 29 b 36 29 33 29 29 29 b 26 29 22 28 19 28 b 17 29 12 29 9 29 b 7 31 3 30 0 29 b -3 28 -6 23 -7 22 b -9 20 -10 17 -10 15 b -10 12 -9 10 -9 9 b -8 6 -7 4 -6 3 b -5 1 -2 0 0 0
***SIGN*** Takamori
Dengaku no Sato
***SIGN*** m 0 0 b 0 0 0 0 0 0 b 5 -1 8 0 11 1 b 18 2 25 3 34 3 b 39 4 44 6 50 7 b 53 9 56 11 59 13 b 63 15 67 17 71 19 b 70 20 70 20 69 21 b 67 21 66 20 64 20 b 60 22 57 23 53 25 b 49 26 44 28 40 29 b 36 29 33 29 29 29 b 26 29 22 28 19 28 b 17 29 12 29 9 29 b 7 31 3 30 0 29 b -3 28 -6 23 -7 22 b -9 20 -10 17 -10 15 b -10 12 -9 10 -9 9 b -8 6 -7 4 -6 3 b -5 1 -2 0 0 0
***SIGN*** m 0 0 b 0 0 0 0 0 0 b 5 -1 8 0 11 1 b 18 2 25 3 34 3 b 39 4 44 6 50 7 b 53 9 56 11 59 13 b 63 15 67 17 71 19 b 70 20 70 20 69 21 b 67 21 66 20 64 20 b 60 22 57 23 53 25 b 49 26 44 28 40 29 b 36 29 33 29 29 29 b 26 29 22 28 19 28 b 17 29 12 29 9 29 b 7 31 3 30 0 29 b -3 28 -6 23 -7 22 b -9 20 -10 17 -10 15 b -10 12 -9 10 -9 9 b -8 6 -7 4 -6 3 b -5 1 -2 0 0 0
***SIGN*** Takamori
Dengaku no Sato
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***SIGN*** Takamori
Dengaku no Sato
***SIGN*** m 0 0 b 0 0 0 0 0 0 b 5 -1 8 0 11 1 b 18 2 25 3 34 3 b 39 4 44 6 50 7 b 53 9 56 11 59 13 b 63 15 67 17 71 19 b 70 20 70 20 69 21 b 67 21 66 20 64 20 b 60 22 57 23 53 25 b 49 26 44 28 40 29 b 36 29 33 29 29 29 b 26 29 22 28 19 28 b 17 29 12 29 9 29 b 7 31 3 30 0 29 b -3 28 -6 23 -7 22 b -9 20 -10 17 -10 15 b -10 12 -9 10 -9 9 b -8 6 -7 4 -6 3 b -5 1 -2 0 0 0
***SIGN*** m 0 0 b 0 0 0 0 0 0 b 5 -1 8 0 11 1 b 18 2 25 3 34 3 b 39 4 44 6 50 7 b 53 9 56 11 59 13 b 63 15 67 17 71 19 b 70 20 70 20 69 21 b 67 21 66 20 64 20 b 60 22 57 23 53 25 b 49 26 44 28 40 29 b 36 29 33 29 29 29 b 26 29 22 28 19 28 b 17 29 12 29 9 29 b 7 31 3 30 0 29 b -3 28 -6 23 -7 22 b -9 20 -10 17 -10 15 b -10 12 -9 10 -9 9 b -8 6 -7 4 -6 3 b -5 1 -2 0 0 0
***SIGN*** Takamori
Dengaku no Sato
**[10:07] Mei**
Orochimaru, where are you?
***SIGN*** Takamori Yusui
Tunnel Park
***SIGN*** Takamori Yusui
Tunnel Park
***SIGN*** Takamori Yusui
Tunnel Park
**[10:11] Jashin**
I think we lost her.
**[10:13] Jashin**
Anyway...
**[10:14] Jashin**
What is this place?
**[10:16] Medusa**
It's a tunnel, right?
**[10:20] Jashin**
S-Someone's coming!
**[10:23] Pekola**
Well, if it isn't Hanazono Yurine's familiar.
**[10:26] Jashin**
Pekola!
**[10:27] Jashin**
What are you doing here?
**[10:29] Jashin**
Doing some live-in job? Hah! Yeah, right!
**[10:31] Pekola**
Yes, that's right.
**[10:33] Jashin/Medusa**
Huh?
**[10:34] Pekola**
After what happened to Jinbocho,
**[10:36] Pekola**
I was having trouble
finding a part-time job...
**[10:39] Pekola**
Then I found this one.
**[10:41] Jashin**
What kind of job do you
do in a place like this?
***SIGN*** There are
***SIGN*** rainbow trout
***SIGN*** in here!
***SIGN*** There are
rainbow trout
***SIGN*** in here!
***SIGN*** Watch your head
***SIGN*** Watch for
dripping water
**[10:47] Pekola**
I feed the rainbow trout.
**[10:49] Jashin**
I see.
**[10:52] Pekola**
Michael, you're eating
well again today, huh?
**[10:55] Pekola**
Hey, Gabriel! No eating Raphael's food!
**[11:00] Jashin**
*Forget her. I doubt she'll be of any help.*
**[11:03] Jashin**
Let's go, Medusa.
**[11:06] Pekola**
Poporon and Lierre-sama are inside, too.
**[11:09] Jashin**
Say what?
**[11:15] Lierre**
It's so pretty!
**[11:17] Poporon**
Still, I don't know how you can
stand here staring at it for hours.
**[11:21] Jashin**
Hey, that really *is* cool!
**[11:26] Jashin**
Whoa, what is even going on?
Is it the power of God?
**[11:29] Poporon**
Try the power of science.
**[11:31] Jashin**
I see.
**[11:32] Poporon**
The power of God is the real problem here.
**[11:35] Pekola**
Poporon...
**[11:36] Lierre**
It's fine.
**[11:38] Lierre**
I don't know if it was caused
by that mysterious falling object,
**[11:41] Lierre**
but my godly powers have weakened.
**[11:43] Jashin**
What?
**[11:44] Pekola**
We learned that a water god
is enshrined here...
***SIGN*** Water
God
**[11:48] Lierre**
So I'm trying to get my godly powers
back through this water.
***SIGN*** Water
God
***SIGN*** Water God
**[12:00] Jashin**
So that's what happened.
**[12:02] Lierre**
Yes.
**[12:03] (Flashback) Lierre**
Now you've done it!
**[12:05] (Flashback) Pekola**
So have you, Lierre-sama!
**[12:07] (Flashback) Poporon**
Oh, spring water is so cold!
**[12:11] (Flashback) Three**
Take that!
**[12:13] Jashin**
Wait, isn't one of you missing?
**[12:16] Jashin**
Where's Pino?
**[12:17] Poporon**
She came here with us, but at some point,
we realized she was gone.
**[12:21] Lierre**
She may have grown tired of me
since I've lost my godly powers.
**[12:25] Japanese**
No, she would take this opportunity to—
**[12:29] Medusa**
Jashin-chan.
**[12:31] Japanese**
Wait, Heaven must be
in a real bind right now!
**[12:34] Jashin**
The Yurine Kingdom will try to
take over Heaven soon enough.
**[12:38] Jashin**
Lierre-san, you should fight Yurine with us.
**[12:41] Poporon**
You know she can't do that.
**[12:44] Pekola**
But I bet that witch could
do it if she felt like it.
**[12:48] Lierre**
I refuse. I could never collude
with devils to fight a human.
**[12:53] Jinbocho**
So you don't *care* what happens
to the panda in Kin Kin Park?!
**[13:05] Lierre**
Very well. I'll help you, just this once.
**[13:08] Poporon/Pekola**
Lierre-sama?
**[13:09] Lierre**
I want you two to support me.
**[13:12] Poporon**
What?
**[13:14] Jashin**
All right!
**[13:15] Jashin**
Okay, you stay under this water for a while
and get your godly powers back.
**[13:20] Jashin**
Then beating Yurine will be a cinch.
**[13:22] Jashin**
And once she's weakened, I'll strike her
vital points and use my dropkick to...
**[13:28] Pekola**
Wait! That wall...
**[13:31] Pekola**
It's from when they tried to
connect this tunnel to Takachiho,
**[13:34] Pekola**
but gave up because
they hit a waterway.
**[13:38] Jashin**
Huh?
**[13:50] Jashin**
Ugh. Don't put stuff in the anime that didn't
happen in real life. We'll get complaints!
***SIGN*** Beef
***SIGN*** Oh?
**[13:59] Minos**
Jashin-chan?
**[14:01] Jashin**
Who are you?
**[14:02] Medusa**
You should really stop identifying
people by their hair and clothes.
**[14:06] Minos**
I'm helping take care of the
Japanese Brown cattle on this farm.
***SIGN*** After what happened to Jinbocho, her part-time job delivering milk is on hold.
**[14:15] Jashin**
This'll be quick, then.
**[14:17] Jashin**
Help me fight to defeat the Yurine Kingdom
and get the old Jinbocho back!
**[14:21] Minos**
As if there's any way you could beat Yurine.
***SIGN*** Uh-huh.
**[14:25] Jashin**
Maybe I can't on my own, but I've got
jiangshi and angels on my side this time.
**[14:30] Jashin**
Plus, I've learned the
legendary Assassin's Fist!
**[14:33] Jashin**
If I strike her vital points with it,
I can wake Yurine up,
**[14:36] Jashin**
and get Jinbocho back to normal.
***SIGN*** I bet you actually just want to take advantage of the chaos to kill Yurine-chan.
**[14:43] Jashin**
Urk!
**[14:44] Medusa**
You're sweating bullets.
**[14:45] Jashin**
I am not! It's spring water!
**[14:47] Minos**
In any case, I'm not fighting Yurine-chan.
**[14:51] Jashin**
That park...
**[14:53] Jashin**
I bet those little boys and girls would
love to play in that park like before.
***SIGN*** Malt
***SIGN*** Malt
**[14:58] Minos**
Oh, all right, fine!
**[15:00] Minos**
But I'm only fighting Yurine-chan
to fix Jinbocho, you hear?
**[15:05] Jashin**
That's a hell of a good reason. Thanks!
**[15:07] Jashin**
That hair color looks good on you.
**[15:09] Jashin**
Okay, we'll all meet up later.
**[15:17] Yusa**
Would you like some train car chocolat?
**[15:21] Jashin**
Please help me 'cause of
this and that and such and such!
**[15:24] Yusa**
You treat me so half-heartedly.
***SIGN*** Jashin-chan.
**[15:28] Jashin/Medusa**
Sensei!
***SIGN*** I heard you were trying to do something decent for once,
***SIGN*** so I came to see for myself.
**[15:34] Jashin**
I see. Uh, I mean, yes, I am.
***SIGN*** Good luck.
**[15:40] Jashin**
Okay! Let's all fight to get J back!
**[15:59] Yurine**
You have some nerve
calling me all the way out here.
**[16:03] Pekola**
Pino!
**[16:04] Poporon**
Why are you on her side?
**[16:09] Pino**
*She pretended to lose her godly powers*
**[16:12] Pino**
* and got us to let our guards down*
* by leading us into this weird tunnel*
**[16:15] Pino**
*so she could kill us here, didn't she?*
**[16:20] Pino**
If we spread the Yurine Kingdom around the
world and take over both Heaven and Hell,
**[16:25] Pino**
there'll be no reason to fear Lierre-sama.
**[16:28] Minos**
Why are the vampires on her side, too?
**[16:31] Ecute**
I'm going to have Hanazono
Yurine join my clan one day,
**[16:35] Ecute**
so it's only natural that
we sided with her.
**[16:38] Atre**
Yes.
**[16:39] Yurine**
And where is Jashin-chan?
**[16:41] Jashin Team**
Huh?
**[16:42] Medusa**
Huh? Jashin-chan?
***SIGN*** I guess she got scared and ran away.
**[16:46] Mei**
Orochimaru, where are you?
**[16:48] Kyon**
Aiya...
**[16:50] Jashin**
Yah!
**[16:53] Jashin**
*She who strikes first wins!*
**[16:56] Minos**
How unfair.
***SIGN*** She's such a coward.
**[16:58] Atre**
Stay back!
**[17:04] Ecute**
My father would be angry if anything
happened to Hanazono Yurine.
**[17:08] Jashin**
You're a devil! You shouldn't
be taking Yurine's side!
**[17:13] Jashin**
I'll watch for an opening to hit Yurine.
**[17:15] Jashin**
You take care of the rest of them.
**[17:17] Minos**
Okay!
**[17:17] Minos**
You get to deal with me!
**[17:21] Atre**
I acknowledge the strength
of the minotaur race,
**[17:24] Atre**
but the nobility of the
vampire clan is far stronger.
**[17:28] Minos**
Oh, I don't know about that.
**[17:34] Pekola**
Please stay back, Lierre-sama.
**[17:37] Poporon**
The two of us are more than
enough to handle the likes of Pino.
**[17:41] Lierre**
You two...
**[17:45] Pino**
*I failed back then...*
**[17:49] Pino**
* but I must be successful this time*
* and show Hanazono-san what I can do!*
**[18:00] Pino**
Yurine Kingdom forever!
**[18:05] Chiba**
Yurine-sama!
**[18:06] Three**
Banzai!
**[18:08] Chiba**
Plod, plod, plod.
**[18:10] Kyon/Ran**
Laia!
**[18:11] Yusa**
We sisters have been used
less and less in the main anime.
**[18:14] Yusa**
It's finally our turn to shine again!
**[18:30] Ecute**
I need to contribute somehow, too.
**[18:33] Ecute**
I think I can beat that one!
**[18:36] Ecute**
Take this! Light and Airy Milk Punch!
**[18:40] Ecute**
Huh?
**[18:43] Ecute**
Eek! Atre, help me!
**[18:46] Jashin**
What was *that*? It's the
battle of the weaklings!
***SIGN*** You're the weakest one here, though.
**[18:53] Mei**
I will protect Orochimaru!
**[18:55] Ozaki**
How can you shoot at civilians?
**[18:58] Hashira**
A-A-And defending a devil
over humans? She's a devil herself!
***SIGN*** I bet we'd win in a heartbeat if you joined in, Mother.
***SIGN*** It's a teacher's job to watch over her students.
**[19:07] Followers**
Yurine-sama...
**[19:09] Followers**
Yurine-sama... Yurine-sama...
**[19:11] Kyon**
There's no end to them.
**[19:13] Ran**
This isn't good.
**[19:14] Ran**
Hey, it's...
**[19:20] Minos**
You guys!
**[19:21] Kyon**
Everyone!
**[19:22] Ran**
You came to help!
**[19:36] Atre**
What?
**[19:37] Minos**
Kyon-Kyon!
**[19:38] Kyon**
Aiyo!
**[19:40] Atre**
Curses!
**[19:41] Minos**
Now, Jashin-chan! You have
to wake Yurine-chan up!
**[19:46] Jashin**
Wake her up? I'll make it so
she never wakes up again.
**[19:51] Jashin**
Die, Yurine!
**[19:55] Minos**
Huh?
**[19:56] Medusa**
She said she wouldn't kill her!
***SIGN*** I knew it!
**[19:59] Yurine**
Don't point at people.
**[20:02] Yurine**
No!
**[20:03] Yurine**
This is how you use that technique.
**[20:12] Jashin**
H-How do you know the Assassin's Fist?
**[20:18] (Flashback) Yurine**
Oh, what a lovely station.
**[20:24] (Flashback) Kenshiro**
Yuria?
**[20:25] (Flashback) Yurine**
It's Yurine.
**[20:27] (Flashback) Kenshiro**
You are the one worthy to be
the successor of this technique.
**[20:30] (Flashback) Kenshiro**
You should inherit it.
**[20:32] Yurine**
So he taught it to me.
**[20:34] Jashin**
You gotta be kidding me, Kenshiro!
**[20:38] Yurine**
You are already dead.
**[20:41] Jashin**
Hidebu!
**[20:47] Medusa**
Jashin-chan!
**[20:50] Yurine**
Ah, that was fun. Think I'll head back and
have some Japanese Brown beef sukiyaki.
***SIGN*** Huh? What about being a dictator?
**[20:56] Yurine**
It was only a part-time job. I'm done.
***SIGN*** We must do something
about Jinbocho!
Seeking a dictator!
**[21:04] Yurine**
I always wanted to try being one.
**[21:09] Minos**
So, what happens now?
**[21:12] Kyon**
Will Jinbocho go back to normal?
***SIGN*** And will this anime just carry on from here?
**[21:17] Yurine**
Well, as for all that...
**[21:21] Yurine**
Let's just throw up a smokescreen.
**[22:59] Yusa**
Skewered Jashin-chan, anyone?
**[23:02] Yusa**
It's super popular as a gift
for paying the hometown tax!
***SIGN*** m 0 0 l 100 0 100 100 0 100
***SIGN*** Skewered
Jashin-chan
Product
Demo
**[23:09] Yurine**
You need to be punished
for trying to kill me.
**[23:12] Yurine**
I'm sure you caused all kinds of trouble, so you
should do something that'll benefit this town.
**[23:17] Yurine**
Let's see...
**[23:22] Jashin**
I just want to go back to Jinbocho.
**[23:25] Medusa**
Once all the moisture dribbles out,
it's time to turn her over!
**[23:32] Medusa**
Yummy!
**[23:33] Minos**
It's the Japanese Brown
I helped raise! Like it?
**[23:36] Minos**
Yeah, of course it's good!