Dropkick on My Devil!

Jashin-chan looks back on the day Hanazono Yurine summoned her. So long as Yurine lives, Jashin-chan can't return to Hell. So Jashin-chan writes Yurine's name in her "Death NOT" and swears that she's finally going to land that dropkick on Yurine. Meanwhile, a former subordinate of Pekola and Poporon, Pino, shows up. Pekola is overjoyed believing God has finally sent someone to bring her home; however, in Pino's hand is a weapon...

Season 1

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[00:01] DevilA
    The rules for summoning a devil:
[00:04] DevilA
    A devil summoned from Hell by a spell
    can only be returned to Hell using a spell.
[00:11] DevilA
    A human who summons a devil
    becomes that devil's master.
[00:14] DevilA
    Unless the human gives their life
    in atonement for using the spell,
[00:18] DevilA
    the devil is bound to the human realm.
[00:23] Delivery
    Delivery!
[00:25] Yurine
    Coming.
[00:26] Jashin
    It was a dream?
[00:28] Delivery
    Sign here.
[00:28] Jashin
    No, I can't really call that a dream...
[00:31] Delivery
    Thanks a lot!
[00:33] Jashin
    It's wrong to lie!
[02:07] DevilA
    The Tokyo metropolis.
[02:10] DevilA
    In one corner of this world,
    a bittersweet drama unfolds again today.
[02:38] Jashin
    Time to get this sukiyaki party started!
[02:43] Jashin
    I got some great beef today! It's grade A5!
[02:47] Yurine
    It's not like you're the one who got it.
[02:49] Jashin
    D-Don't worry about
    the little things!
[02:52] Jashin
    Okay, let's get started!
[02:54] Jashin
    We spread some beef tallow
    inside a thoroughly heated pan.
[02:59] Jashin
    And then, we cook the green onions.
[03:03] Jashin
    This brings out the aroma!
[03:04] Minos
    Ah, smells great!
[03:06] Medusa
    It really does smell nice!
[03:09] Jashin
    Once they're golden brown,
    we take 'em out for now, and we cook the beef.
[03:13] Medusa
    Wow!
[03:15] Pekola
    My Lord, please forgive me.
[03:17] Pekola
    I am an angel, yet I have
    come to a witch's Sabbat...
[03:22] Pekola
    Hanazono Yurine...
[03:23] Pekola
    What was your objective in
    kidnapping this starving angel?
[03:28] Pekola
    No! No matter how poor I am,
    I cannot face my Lord like this!
[03:34] Jashin
    We quickly cook both sides of the beef.
[03:36] Minos
    Beef! Beef! Beef!
[03:39] Jashin
    And once the beef's all
    cooked through, we add in...
[03:41] Jashin
    Jashin-chan's special sukiyaki stock!
[03:45] Jashin
    Just drizzle it over the whole pan!
[03:52] Pekola
    Th-This is...
[03:53] Jashin
    The stock came out fantastic today!
[03:57] Jashin
    I'm a genius!
[04:00] Jashin
    Now, time for the veggies. Once they
    take on the color of the stock, it's done!
[04:04] Minos
    I envy you, Yurine-chan.
[04:05] Medusa
    Jashin-chan, let me help you.
[04:07] Minos
    I can't believe you have a relative
    who sends you this great beef.
[04:10] Yurine
    They don't send it to me that often.
[04:13] Jashin
    That's right! It's rare that
    we have beef in our sukiyaki!
[04:19] Jashin
    It usually looks like this.
SIGN    Napa
    Cabbage
SIGN    Enoki
    Mushrooms
SIGN    Konjac
    Noodles
SIGN    No Beef
[04:23] Minos
    I guess we were lucky today.
[04:25] Jashin
    You should shave some meat off one of your
    relatives and send it to me as thanks.
[04:31] Minos
    But that would make me a cannibal.
[04:34] Jashin
    Ah, the meat's almost cooked.
[04:40] Pekola
    It looks delicious...
[04:41] Medusa
    Oh, Pekola-chan. Here's an egg.
[04:43] Pekola
    O-Oh, thank you...
[04:45] Jashin
    Let's eat!
[04:46] Minos
    Don't mind if I do!
[04:47] Pekola
    Well, I suppose it's only
    natural. I was so hungry.
[04:52] Pekola
    I'm sure my Lord will forgive me.
[04:53] Jashin
    It's so good!
[04:55] Minos
    It melts in my mouth! Yum!
[04:58] Yurine
    Not bad.
[05:00] Jashin
    Hey! Pekola!
[05:01] Jashin
    What are you doing here?!
[05:04] Jashin
    This is a dining table for devils.
[05:06] Jashin
    You're from Heaven, which means you
    shouldn't be allowed to partake with us!
[05:12] Minos
    Huh? Pekola-chan, you're an angel?
[05:14] Jashin
    You didn't know?
[05:15] Pekola
    You invited me.
[05:18] (Flashback) Jashin
    Hey, Pekola! I'm making sukiyaki
    today! You'd better come!
[05:21] (Flashback) Pekola
    Suki...
[05:22] Medusa
    Jashin-chan...
[05:23] Minos
    What are you talking about?
[05:25] Jashin
    A-A-As if I can remember
    things from so long ago!
[05:27] Jashin
    I don't need this from a fool who lost
    her halo and can't return to Heaven!
[05:31] Pekola
    Th-That's...
[05:32] Minos
    C'mon, cut it out.
[05:34] Jashin
    Shut up! You stay out of this!
[05:37] Yurine
    Jashin-chan.
[05:38] Jashin
    Huh?!
[05:39] Yurine
    When we eat, we should have fun.
[05:41] Jashin
    But...
[05:42] Yurine
    When we eat, we should get along.
[05:45] Yurine
    Right?
[05:46] Jashin
    Right.
[05:48] Jashin
    It was all just a joke!
    Let's be friends, Pekola!
[05:52] Pekola
    Wh-Where is this coming from now?
[05:53] Jashin
    Here! I'll get some for you, Pekola!
[05:57] Jashin
    We're good friends!
[05:57] Medusa
    Honestly, Jashin-chan...
[05:59] Minos
    For real.
[06:00] Jashin
    Here, fallen angel.
SIGN    Enoki
    Mushrooms
SIGN    Napa
    Cabbage
SIGN    Konjac
    Noodles
[06:03] Pekola
    There's... no meat...
[06:05] Jashin
    Ah, it's so good! Nothing beats wagyu beef.
[06:09] Pekola
    Um, may I have some meat, too?
[06:11] Jashin
    Eat that.
[06:13] Jashin
    Once your bowl is filled, you have
    to eat it all before you can have more.
[06:17] Jashin
    That's our rule here.
[06:19] Jashin
    Wagyu beef's so good!
[06:21] Jashin
    Yummy beef! So yummy!
[06:23] Pekola
    First of all, I'm an angel,
    not a fallen angel.
[06:27] Jashin
    Yum!
[06:29] Pekola
    The konjac noodles and napa
    cabbage are also good, but...
[06:32] Jashin
    So good!
[06:37] Pekola
    Meat...
SIGN    Yummy...
SIGN    Beef...
[06:42] DevilA
    "Beef... Yummy..."
SIGN    Beef...
SIGN    Yummy...
SIGN    Beef...
SIGN    Yummy...
[06:51] Pekola
    I've finally finished all of it.
[06:53] Pekola
    Napa cabbage is quite filling.
[06:56] Pekola
    This time, I'll have mea—
[06:56] Jashin
    Pekola, you're all done?
[06:58] Jashin
    I'll get you a refill!
[07:00] Jashin
    Here you go, fallen angel. Your food's ready.
SIGN    Konjac
    Noodles
SIGN    Napa
    Cabbage
SIGN    Enoki
    Mushrooms
SIGN    Konjac
    Noodles
SIGN    Napa
    Cabbage
SIGN    Enoki
    Mushrooms
SIGN    Konjac
    Noodles
SIGN    Napa
    Cabbage
SIGN    Enoki
    Mushrooms
SIGN    Konjac
    Noodles
SIGN    Napa
    Cabbage
SIGN    Enoki
    Mushrooms
SIGN    Konjac
    Noodles
SIGN    Napa
    Cabbage
SIGN    Enoki
    Mushrooms
[07:04] Medusa
    Come on now, Jashin-chan!
    Why are you being so mean?
[07:08] Medusa
    I swear, you're so childish.
[07:11] Minos
    There's nothing good about you.
[07:13] Medusa
    Here, Pekola-chan. Open up.
[07:23] Medusa
    Is it good?
[07:25] Pekola
    It's delicious.
[07:26] Medusa
    I'm so glad!
[07:28] Pekola
    A-An angel...
[07:30] Jashin
    I can't tell who's the angel anymore.
[07:33] Yurine
    Here, Pekola. Have some more meat.
[07:35] Yurine
    You don't have to worry about any rules.
[07:39] Yurine
    Here.
[07:40] Jashin
    Damn it! You're all being too nice to Pekola!
[07:43] Jashin
    And Medusa and Minos, you're devils!
    Don't take the angel's side!
[07:47] Yurine
    Pay no attention to her.
[07:49] Jashin
    Y-Yurine...
[07:52] Jashin
    Well, if that's how you're all gonna be...
[07:56] Jashin
    I'll eat all the meat!
[08:18] Minos
    Wait...
[08:19] Medusa
    You're not...
[08:22] Jashin
    All done!
[08:24] Medusa
    J-J-J-Jashin-chan!
[08:25] Pekola
    The meat...
[08:26] Minos
    Jashin-chan! What did you do that for?!
[08:30] Yurine
    We had all that meat...
[08:35] Yurine
    You ruined our fun dinner, Jashin-chan.
[08:39] Yurine
    What are you going to do about this?
[08:42] Yurine
    You'll have to do something or...
[08:46] Jashin
    Wh-What's this? You wanna fight?
     You ready for this?
[08:49] Medusa
    I-I'll just go buy more mea—
[08:52] Yurine
    There's not enough meat.
[08:57] Jashin
    I'll kill you before you kill me!
[08:59] Jashin
    I can't get back to Hell
    because you summoned me here,
[09:03] Jashin
    and I'm gonna put all my
    resentment into one finishing blow!
[09:07] Jashin
    Jashin-chan Dropkick!
[09:10] Jashin
    Only minutes in, and it's already
     the last episode special!
[09:13] Jashin
    The rest of the series
    will be recap episodes!
[09:20] Yurine
    You dumb reptile.
SIGN    You dumb reptile*!
SIGN    You dumb reptile!*
[09:28] Yurine
    Here we have sliced snake meat.
[09:31] Yurine
    And there's plenty.
[09:33] Medusa
    I'll just go buy some meat...
[09:35] Jashin
    It's too late now.
[09:36] Minos
    I wonder if it tastes good.
[09:38] Pekola
    Hanazono Yurine is terrifying...
[09:45] Pekola
    Hey, snake meat goes down
    easier than I thought.
[09:55] Jashin
    What's the password?
[09:57] Medusa
    Huh? U-Uh...
[10:00] Jashin
    Samba rhythm is...
[10:01] Medusa
    Cannibalism.
[10:03] Jashin
    You may come in!
[10:05] Medusa
    You scared me.
[10:07] Medusa
    I think you're being a little
    too cautious, Jashin-chan.
[10:10] Jashin
    You can't let your guard
    down in the human realm!
[10:15] Medusa
    Jashin-chan, I was thinking and...
[10:20] Jashin
    What is it?
[10:22] Medusa
    This...
[10:23] Jashin
    Hey, it's the thing I asked for!
    You bought it for me?!
[10:27] Jashin
    Huh?
[10:30] Medusa
    Jashin-chan, you're thinking of
    doing something bad, aren't you?
[10:33] Jashin
    Yep.
[10:34] Jashin
    Come on! Do you even
    know what you just bought?
[10:38] Medusa
    You can't! I saw something
     on TV on my way here!
[10:40] TV
    The perpetrator is still on the run.
[10:42] TV
    The police continue to scour the scene.
[10:45] TV
    As for the murder weapon...
[10:47] Medusa
    It was...
[10:48] Jashin
    That's right, Medusa.
[10:51] Jashin
    This is the weapon humans
    so often use in assaults.
[10:57] Jashin
    A crowbar!
[10:59] Jashin
    I had an epiphany.
[11:01] Jashin
    I realized why, in this day-to-day life,
[11:03] Jashin
    where we sleep, eat, wake up,
    watch TV, and eat again,
[11:07] Jashin
    we see crowbars mentioned
    on the news all day long.
[11:12] Jashin
    Yes! It's because the crowbar is the perfect
    weapon for dealing fatal blows to humans!
[11:17] Jashin
    This'll knock Yurine out in a heartbeat!
[11:20] Medusa
    Don't, Jashin-chan!
[11:21] Medusa
    If you hit Yurine-san with that, she'll die!
[11:24] Jashin
    I just said it would knock her out.
[11:28] Jashin
    I'll kill her in one blow!
[11:31] DevilA
    O-Ouch! Please stop! Spare me!
SIGN    One blow...?
[11:34] Jashin
    I won't stop, and I absolutely won't spare you!
[11:37] Jashin
    Woohoo! I'll smash Yurine's
    brains out until there's nothing left!
[11:44] Jashin
    This is getting fun.
[11:46] Jashin
    Even better, it was Medusa
    who bought the crowbar.
[11:49] Jashin
    I won't be suspected of anything,
    and my wallet won't take a hit, either.
[11:54] Jashin
    It's the perfect crime!
[11:56] Medusa
    Oh, Jashin-chan,
    you're acting just like a devil.
[11:59] Jashin
    I'm not "just like" a devil. I am a devil.
[12:02] Medusa
    God, please exact divine
    punishment on Jashin-chan!
[12:05] Jashin
    Hey, come on. Don't forget you're a devil, too.
SIGN    Beth
[12:11] Yurine
    I'm home.
[12:12] Jashin
    Welcome back!
[12:13] Medusa
    W-Welcome back.
[12:15] Yurine
    Oh, you're here, Medusa? Hi.
[12:18] Medusa
    Thanks for having me.
[12:20] Jashin
    Medusa bought the DVD you've
    been wanting with her own money.
[12:25] Jashin
    You must be tired, right? You should
     take some time out to rejuvenate.
[12:28] Yurine
    Really? Thanks, Medusa.
[12:31] Medusa
    N-No problem...
[12:33] Jashin
    Here you go.
[12:39] Yurine
    Can I watch it now?
[12:41] Jashin
    Of course, of course. Right now.
[12:44] Medusa
    Don't mind me...
[12:53] Foreigner
    Holy shit!
[12:59] Foreigner
    Hey! I remember your voice!
[13:00] Jashin
    Getting complacent, are we, Yurine?
[13:01] Foreigner
    Are you... George?!
[13:02] Jashin
    While your attention is on that DVD,
     I'll bash in your cranium!
[13:03] Foreigner
    Hey! George! It's me, Tony!
[13:08] Jashin
    This is the end.
[13:13] Jashin
    Adios, Yurine. I'm providing
    a special service today.
[13:17] Jashin
    I'm going to show all of our
    viewers what it looks like
[13:21] Jashin
    when a human's brains are bashed out!
[13:28] Yurine
    Hup.
[13:30] Jashin
    How'd you know?
[13:31] Yurine
    You said all of that out loud.
    It dragged on forever, too.
[13:35] Jashin
    Hey, sound guy! This is
    meant to be a monologue!
[13:37] Jashin
    Retake! Retake!
[13:39] Jashin
    Cut! Cut! Cut!
[13:40] Yurine
    Who are you talking to?
[13:42] Jashin
    It was Medusa!
[13:43] Jashin
    I didn't want to do it,
    but she threatened me!
[13:46] Medusa
    What?! That's mean!
    Why would you lie like that?
[13:49] Jashin
    Hey! Medusa, that's low!
    Are you trying to trap me?!
[13:53] Yurine
    Disgraceful.
[13:56] Yurine
    Jashin-chan...
[14:00] Yurine
    You know what this means, right?
[14:02] Jashin
    You leave me no choice.
[14:05] Jashin
    Time for my ultimate secret move
     that shatters the heart itself!
SIGN    My Secret Move That Shatters the Heart Itself
[14:09] Jashin
    Jashin-chan Dropkick!
[14:22] Medusa
    J-J-J-Jashin-chan?!
[14:30] Jashin
    I can't get up.
[14:32] Jashin
    My spine is broken.
[14:39] Jashin
    What is that?
[14:42] Yurine
    I haven't finished you off yet.
[14:45] Yurine
    I'm taking this opportunity to give
     our viewers a fanservice shot,
[14:49] Yurine
    by letting them see every part
    of you spill out onto the floor
[14:54] Yurine
    and get turned into mincemeat.
[14:55] Jashin
    No!
[14:56] Jashin
    Don't, Yurine!
[14:57] Jashin
    No! No!
[15:01] Jashin
    No!
[15:06] DevilA
    You're just gonna pretend
    you didn't see that?!
[15:11] Medusa
    This room was stained red that day.
[15:16] Medusa
    But what turned it crimson?
[15:18] Medusa
    Was it the sun setting behind the building...
[15:21] Medusa
    or Jashin-chan being minced?
[15:23] Medusa
    I just don't know!
[15:26] Jashin
    Don't go doing this just 'cause
    I have regenerative powers.
[15:31] Yurine
    Will we be able to remove the mosaic blur from
     Jashin-chan before the commercials are over?
[15:37] Medusa
    I just don't know!
[15:40] DevilA
    The murder weapon was the chainsaw itself.
[15:49] Yurine
    I see you still have the mosaic blur.
[15:51] Jashin
    Don't worry. It'll come off soon enough.
[15:57] Jashin
    I'll get the room all cleaned up, too!
     Everything'll be fine!
[16:02] Yurine
    Okay.
[16:04] Jashin
    I'll go all-out for dinner tonight,
     so come home early!
[16:08] Jashin
    Off you go!
[16:10] Yurine
    See you later.
SIGN    Mosaic Filter
SIGN    Add Mosaic Blur
SIGN    Remove Mosaic Blur
SIGN    Remove Mosaic Blur
SIGN    Complete
SIGN    The mosaic blur has been removed from you.
[16:17] Jashin
    The blur was fake.
SIGN    Tomato
    Juice
SIGN    Tomato
    Juice
SIGN    Tomato
    Juice
SIGN    Tomato
    Juice
[16:21] Jashin
    Now Yurine won't know I've fully recovered.
SIGN    Yurine's
     Birthday
[16:26] Jashin
    Today is Yurine's birthday.
[16:28] Jashin
    I'll invite everyone over
    and throw her a big party.
[16:32] Jashin
    A surprise party to celebrate her death!
SIGN    Fortunes
[16:36] Jashin
    After all, my horoscope for today is excellent!
SIGN    Fortunes
SIGN    Horoscopes
SIGN    Fortune Ranking
SIGN    for October 31
SIGN    Scorpio
    Birthdate: 10/23-11/21
SIGN    Let it all rip!
    Should be a very
    exciting day?!
SIGN    Horoscopes
SIGN    Fortune Ranking
SIGN    for October 31
SIGN    Scorpio
    Birthdate: 10/23-11/21
SIGN    Let it all rip!
    Should be a very
    exciting day?!
SIGN    Horoscopes
SIGN    Fortune Ranking
SIGN    for October 31
SIGN    Scorpio
    Birthdate: 10/23-11/21
SIGN    Let it all rip!
    Should be a very
    exciting day?!
SIGN    Horoscopes
SIGN    Fortune Ranking
SIGN    for October 31
SIGN    Scorpio
    Birthdate: 10/23-11/21
SIGN    Let it all rip!
    Should be a very
    exciting day?!
SIGN    Horoscopes
SIGN    Fortune Ranking
SIGN    for October 31
SIGN    Scorpio
    Birthdate: 10/23-11/21
SIGN    Let it all rip!
    Should be a very
    exciting day?!
SIGN    Horoscopes
SIGN    Fortune Ranking
SIGN    for October 31
SIGN    Scorpio
    Birthdate: 10/23-11/21
SIGN    Let it all rip!
    Should be a very
    exciting day?!
[16:39] Jashin
    I got Medusa to secretly order
    a cake along with my lucky item.
SIGN    Horoscopes
SIGN    Fortune Ranking
SIGN    for October 31
SIGN    Scorpio
    Birthdate: 10/23-11/21
SIGN    Let it all rip!
    Should be a very
    exciting day?!
SIGN    Fortune Ranking
SIGN    for October 31
SIGN    Scorpio
    Birthdate: 10/23-11/21
SIGN    Let it all rip!
    Should be a very
    exciting day?!
SIGN    Scorpio
    Birthdate: 10/23-11/21
SIGN    Let it all rip!
    Should be a very
    exciting day?!
SIGN    Let it all rip!
    Should be a very
    exciting day?!
SIGN    Let it all rip!
    Should be a very
    exciting day?!
SIGN    Lucky Item:
    Stun Gun
[16:44] Jashin
    With my lucky item to back me up...
[16:46] Jashin
    Ah, this is gonna be a piece of cake!
SIGN    Break
[16:50] DevilA
    Break.
[16:54] Medusa
    Here's what you asked for.
[16:56] Jashin
    Oh, great! You bought it for me!
[16:59] Jashin
    Sorry to make you pay all the time!
[17:02] Medusa
    Don't do this, Jashin-chan!
[17:04] Medusa
    Don't add any more crimes to your rap sheet!
[17:06] Minos
    Jashin-chan, are you trying to pick
    a fight with Yurine-chan again?
[17:10] Pekola
    You know she's going to
    beat you at your own game.
[17:12] Jashin
    Hmph! What are you talking about?
[17:15] Jashin
    I've got my lucky item to back me up today.
[17:19] Jashin
    And Medusa, what "rap sheet"?
    I haven't committed a single crime.
[17:25] Pekola
    Only because you fail every time.
[17:28] Jashin
    Very well. I'll explain the plan
    so you all understand.
[17:32] Yurine
    I'm home.
[17:33] Jashin
    First, Yurine comes home
    with no idea what's going on.
[17:37] All
    Happy birthday, Yurine-chan!
[17:37] Jashin
    We surprise her with a party
    so she lets her guard down.
[17:40] Pekola
    How could I, an angel, participate in
    a Sabbat celebrating a witch's birthday?
[17:43] Jashin
    Don't interrupt my explanation!
[17:46] Jashin
    Ahem.
[17:47] Jashin
    She lets her guard down.
[17:49] Jashin
    Yurine, here's a present for you!
[17:49] Jashin
    Then I immediately hand her a present...
[17:51] Jashin
    which is actually the stun gun
     I had Medusa buy! Ta-da!
[17:55] Jashin
    I zap her with it,
[17:57] Jashin
    and she's stunned, leaving her immobile!
[18:00] Jashin
    Then I deal the finishing
    blow with a kitchen knife...
[18:03] Jashin
    by slicing her guts open.
[18:05] Jashin
    It's perfect!
[18:07] Minos
    It'll never work.
[18:08] Pekola
    You're going to fail again.
[18:09] Jashin
    It will work! My horoscope
    said I have the best luck!
[18:12] Jashin
    And I've got my lucky item to back me up!
[18:14] Yurine
    Huh.
[18:17] Jashin
    Yurine? Why...
[18:19] Yurine
    You told me to come home early.
[18:22] Minos
    Whoops. So much for the surprise.
[18:26] Medusa
    I'm sorry. We haven't
    started making dinner yet.
[18:29] Jashin
    Medusa told me to do it! I had no choice!
[18:32] Medusa
    Huh?!
[18:33] Pekola
    You passed the buck quick.
[18:34] Minos
    Just give it up and apologize.
[18:37] Jashin
    There's no going back now!
[18:39] Jashin
    Take this, Yurine!
[18:41] Jashin
    It's my birthday present to you!
[18:44] Jashin
    Die!
[18:49] Jashin
    Huh?
[18:53] Jashin
    This is a shaver!
    All it does is shave facial hair!
[18:57] Jashin
    What do you want me to shave, exactly?!
[18:59] Jashin
    Damn you, Medusa! You betrayed me!
[19:02] Medusa
    I wanted to stop you from—
[19:04] Jashin
    Save it for when you're asleep in Hell!
[19:06] Yurine
    You might be the one
    who'll be sleeping in Hell soon.
[19:10] Jashin
    Uh, is that... a stun gun?
[19:13] Yurine
    How did you not notice? October 31st...
[19:18] Yurine
    I'm a Scorpio, too.
SIGN    Scorpio
    Birthdate: 10/23-11/21
[19:23] Minos
    Okay, let's put up the decorations.
[19:26] Pekola
    Right.
[19:27] Medusa
    I'll prepare dinner.
[19:29] Yurine
    Of course, Jashin-chan...
[19:31] Yurine
    You know what this means, right?
SIGN    Yurine's
     Birthday
[19:35] Jashin
    Yes.
[19:39] Minos
    Yurine-chan, happy birthday!
[19:39] Pekola
    Hanazono Yurine, happy birthday!
[19:39] Medusa
    Yurine-san, happy birthday!
[19:43] Yurine
    Thanks, everyone.
[19:44] Medusa
    Here's an egg for you, Yurine-san.
[19:46] Yurine
    Thanks.
[19:47] Minos
    Yurine-chan, I'll get some meat for you.
[19:58] Yurine
    This is good. You've seasoned it well.
[20:01] Medusa
    Oh, Jashin-chan made this earlier.
[20:06] Yurine
    Did she now?
[20:14] Pekola
    Um, is she all right?
[20:17] Minos
    Hm? Oh, she's fine. She can regenerate.
[20:22] Pekola
    Still...
[20:23] Medusa
    Jashin-chan will regenerate. She'll be fine.
[20:29] Jashin
    Hey. Medusa.
[20:30] Jashin
    Help me.
[20:33] Jashin
    Help me.
[20:37] Jashin
    Minos.
[20:40] Yurine
    Jashin-chan...
[20:43] Yurine
    Are you sorry?
[20:47] Yurine
    Really?
[20:51] Yurine
    You're sorry?
[20:55] Yurine
    Oh, all right.
[20:59] Yurine
    I'll forgive you.
[21:07] Yurine
    Want to eat with us, Jashin-chan?
[21:10] Jashin
    I can't move.
[21:12] Yurine
    I'll feed it to you.
[21:15] Yurine
    Medusa went to the trouble
    of making it, after all.
[21:18] Yurine
    Here.
[21:19] Yurine
    Beef tallow.
[21:24] Pekola
    Oh, right.
[21:26] Pekola
    This is a Sabbat...
[21:33] Yurine
    Okay, everyone, I'm taking the picture.
[21:43] Yurine
    Come on, you need to smile, too.
[21:47] Jashin
    Hmph. I've suffered enough today.
[21:51] Yurine
    I had a pretty good time, though.
[21:55] Jashin
    You better had. I gave
    of my own flesh to celebra—
[21:59] Yurine
    Here it comes.
[22:01] Minos
    Okay, one, two, three...
[22:01] Jashin
    If Yurine's a Scorpio, too...
[22:03] All
    Happy birthday!
[22:06] Jashin
    Where's my birthday party?!
[23:40] Jashin
    When the summer heat's left me feeling
     listless, I hear a knock on the door.
[23:45] Jashin
    A visitor from Hell. A snow lady so cruel,
     she'll make your spine freeze.
[23:50] Jashin
    Dropkick on My Devil returns next
    time with a lariat to your heart!

Season 1

E2 -

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SIGN    Beth
[01:46] Jashin
    So hot...
[01:47] Jashin
    This thing you humans call
    "summer" is way too hot.
[01:51] Yurine
    Deal with it.
[01:53] Jashin
    I can't.
[01:56] Yurine
    Deal—
[01:57] Jashin
    I can't deal with it!
[02:01] Jashin
    We are aliens...
[02:04] Yurine
    No, you're devils.
[02:06] Jashin
    Why don't you have one of those machines
    that blows cold air in this room?
[02:11] Yurine
    An air conditioner?
[02:12] Yurine
    As if I could afford one of those.
[02:16] Jashin
    If you need money,
    just have Medusa pay for it!
SIGN    Inbox
SIGN    Minos
SIGN    Re: Meat for the sukiyaki
SIGN    Medusa
SIGN    Medusa
SIGN    Yurine
SIGN    What happened to the pudding in the fridge?
SIGN    Medusa
SIGN    Medusa
SIGN    Medusa
SIGN    Minos
[02:20] Yurine
    Don't bother her with that.
    Just make do with the fan.
[02:23] Jashin
    B-But this warm air isn't helping at all!
[02:33] Yurine
    If we weren't with Flex Comix,
    I could probably afford an air conditioner.
[02:39] Jashin
    Huh?
[02:40] Yurine
    Publishers like Hitotsubashi
    and Otowa are loaded.
[02:50] Jashin
    I don't know what you're talking about!
[02:52] Jashin
    I can't live like this! I'm going to an
    electronics store in Akiba to cool down!
[03:12] Jashin
    This... is hell...
[03:20] Jashin
    It's too hot!
[03:22] Jashin
    And humid! The temperature-humidity index
     is 100! No, 1,000! Hell, more like 2020!
[03:27] Jashin
    And this country's hosting the 2020 Olympics?!
     It'll be pure profit at no expense!
[03:31] Jashin
    "Hos-pit-a-li-ty," my ass!
[03:36] Yurine
    Why the dissing spree? You think it's hot now?
    You'll get flamed online for that.
[03:39] Jashin
    Oh, shut up! I'm just gonna
    give up on everything!
[03:44] Yurine
    Fine. I'll cool you down.
[03:48] Jashin
    Really?!
[04:00] Jashin
    Wh-What is this?
[04:03] Yurine
    Punishment. And you've cooled down.
    Two birds with one stone.
[04:06] Jashin
    I'm sorry. I'm truly sorry.
[04:11] Jashin
    I'm more than just "cooled down." I'm freezing.
[04:15] Jashin
    So cold... I have chills...
[04:21] Yurine
    Isn't that nice, Jashin-chan?
[04:28] Jashin
    Like hell it's nice!
[04:32] Jashin
    I swear, everything you do is so extreme!
[04:35] Yurine
    You're the one who was being too demanding.
[04:37] Jashin
    I guess I'll just have
    to summon her from Hell.
[04:41] Yurine
    "Her"?
[04:49] Yurine
    Who's the kid?
[04:51] Jashin
    Kori-chan. She's an ice devil.
[04:54] Yurine
    Kori-chan?
[04:56] Yurine
    She has a funny face.
[04:58] Jashin
    Kori-chan can make a room
    cooler just by being in it!
[05:02] Yurine
    Now that you mention it,
    it is cooler in here.
[05:05] Jashin
    Also...
[05:11] Jashin
    She can make shaved ice.
[05:13] Yurine
    Wow, that's cool.
[05:15] Jashin
    Which syrup would you prefer?
[05:16] Yurine
    Which?
[05:18] Jashin
    You have a choice of strawberry and lemon.
[05:22] Yurine
    Okay, then, lem—
[05:23] Jashin
    Kori-chan's blood is strawberry syrup,
     and her urine is lemon syrup.
[05:28] Yurine
    Strawberry.
[05:35] Yurine
    Huh, it really is strawberry syrup.
[05:41] DevilA
    It's hot!
[05:42] DevilA
    The hot summer season is the
    best time to eat hot foods!
[05:45] DevilA
    Hot! Hot! Hot!
[05:52] Yurine
    A cool room and shaved ice...
    This kid sure is useful.
[05:56] Jashin
    She sure is.
[05:58] Jashin
    And that's not all she can do.
[06:01] Jashin
    Kori-chan, do the thing!
[06:05] Jashin
    Huh?
[06:08] Jashin
    You don't want to do that right now?
[06:11] Jashin
    Don't give me that crap!
[06:13] Jashin
    A low-ranking devil like you
    is in no place to defy me!
[06:17] Jashin
    Just do the thing right now! Do it!
[06:21] Yurine
    Wait, Jashin-chan, that's going too far.
[06:30] Yurine
    Snow?
[06:31] Jashin
    See? Amazing, right?
[06:33] Jashin
    Low-ranking devils need to be at least
    this useful, or they're worthless!
[06:38] Jashin
    You must be so happy you get the chance
    to serve a high-ranking devil like me!
[06:48] Jashin
    Wait, isn't this snow
    getting a bit too intense?
[06:52] Jashin
    Kori-chan, you can stop now.
[06:56] Jashin
    You can stop.
[07:00] Jashin
    I said stop right now!
[07:03] Jashin
    Don't get cocky! When are you leaving, anyway?!
    You're done here, so go home!
[07:08] Yurine
    Hey, Jashin-chan, do you have to talk
    to her like that? The poor thing.
[07:11] Jashin
    There's nothing poor about her!
[07:13] Jashin
    Anyone audacious enough
    to defy me gets this!
[07:16] Jashin
    Jashin-chan Ch—
[07:21] DevilA
    Allow me to explain!
[07:23] DevilA
    Jashin-chan shows no mercy
    to small, low-ranking devils!
[07:27] Jashin
    ...op!
[07:31] Jashin
    Let go!
[07:35] Jashin
    You froze my arm...
[07:39] Jashin
    You little brat!
[07:45] Yurine
    Good for you. You're much cooler now.
[07:54] Yurine
    Will she be able to regenerate?
SIGN    Something that
    used to be called
    Jashin-chan
[07:59] Jashin
    Th-This is humiliating.
[08:01] Yurine
    Sheesh.
SIGN    Kanda
SIGN    Suzuran
SIGN    Street
[08:22] Pekola
    S-So hungry...
[08:27] Pekola
    A-Angels don't die, but still,
[08:30] Pekola
    why are the humans
    so indifferent to my suffering?
[08:34] Pekola
    I'm clearly in very bad shape right now.
[08:41] Pekola
    My Lord...
[08:43] Pekola
    It seems humans have rotted to the core.
[08:46] Pekola
    The time for final judgment may be near.
[09:04] Pekola
    A-An angel?
[09:09] Yurine
    You okay, Pekola?
[09:11] Pekola
    The witch...
[09:17] DevilA
    The entrance to Bondy is around
    the back of the Kanda Kosho Center.
[09:21] DevilA
    You can't get there from the bookstore.
[09:26] Pekola
    This potato is delicious.
[09:28] Pekola
    But why would a curry
    restaurant serve potatoes?
[09:32] Yurine
    Don't talk with your mouth full.
[09:35] Pekola
    Why do they serve potatoes?
[09:37] Yurine
    I don't know.
[09:41] Staff
    Thank you for waiting.
[09:49] Yurine
    Go on, dig in. Curry tastes best when it's hot.
[09:53] Pekola
    I will.
[09:56] Pekola
    Delicious!
[10:02] Pekola
    May I have another helping, please?
[10:04] Yurine
    Sure. I'll take it out of
    Jashin-chan's meal budget.
[10:08] Pekola
    A refill, please!
[10:10] Staff
    I'll be right with you.
[10:11] Yurine
    Anyway, it doesn't seem very angelic
    to stumble around town starving.
[10:15] Yurine
    Seems more human.
[10:21] Pekola
    Without my halo, I am as weak
     and as fragile as a human.
SIGN    European Curry
SIGN    and Espresso Coffee Shop
SIGN    Bondy
[10:27] Pekola
    If I had my halo, I could perform miracles,
[10:29] Pekola
    like turning rocks into bread,
     and water into wine...
SIGN    Um...
SIGN    Jinbocho Police Box
SIGN    May I ask a question?
SIGN    Does Jashin-chan live around here?
[10:46] GuardA
    Jashin-chan?
SIGN    My mother sent me from Hell on an errand to find Jashin-chan.
[10:56] GuardA
    Okay, then, you should stay
    here for three days or so.
SIGN    Huh?
[11:00] GuardB
    Yeah, I mean, you're pretty suspicious.
SIGN    Huh? But, um... Jashin-chan...
[11:04] GuardB
    Yeah, yeah.
[11:06] Yurine
    Are you full now?
[11:08] Pekola
    Yes. I owe you. Thank—
[11:12] Pekola
    Wait! An angel thanking a witch
    is a betrayal of my Lord!
[11:17] Pekola
    Oh, but she did feed me,
    and I even begged for seconds!
SIGN    May I have
    another
    helping,
    please?
[11:21] Pekola
    What a grave sin I have committed!
[11:25] Yurine
    You talk to yourself too much.
[11:27] Pekola
    But it is true that this witch helped me.
[11:32] Pekola
    Hanazono Yurine!
[11:33] Pekola
    I have no choice but to thank you this time,
[11:36] Pekola
    but this does not mean I've given up
    on eradicating you and the devils!
[11:41] Pekola
    One day, when I've found my halo
     and gotten my powers back,
[11:46] Pekola
    I swear I will eradicate all of you!
[11:52] Yurine
    I hope you find your halo soon.
[11:56] Pekola
    What are you saying? Are you crazy?!
[11:59] Pekola
    Being around you throws me off-balance.
[12:01] Pekola
    I'm going home!
[12:04] Yurine
    She's always making a fuss.
[12:06] Pekola
    Oh, my Lord, what am I to do?
[12:10] Pekola
    Is she truly my neighbor?
    Even though she's a witch?
[12:14] Pekola
    Ah, this world is so full of contradictions!
[12:22] Pekola
    My Lord, why did they serve potatoes?
[12:30] Medusa
    Jashin-chan!
[12:32] Medusa
    We're here!
[12:34] Medusa
    Huh? Jashin-chan?
[12:36] Minos
    What the heck? She invited us over,
     and she's not even home?
[12:39] Medusa
    Oh! Maybe...
[12:41] Medusa
    ...she's in here?
[12:44] Medusa
    She isn't.
[12:45] Medusa
    But she usually hides in there...
[12:50] Jashin
    I'm right here!
[12:53] Jashin
    I knew you wouldn't figure it out!
[12:55] Jashin
    Medusa, you were all, like,
    "But she usually hides in there..."
[13:00] Jashin
    Well, I wasn't! I ain't gonna hide
    in the same spot every time!
[13:03] Jashin
    Try using your brain a little, moron!
[13:05] Medusa
    I-I'll check under the tatami next time.
[13:08] Minos
    Why were you hiding in there, though?
[13:11] Jashin
    I'm glad you asked! If you wanna know why—
[13:14] Medusa
    Oh! I know!
[13:15] Medusa
    Your plan was to hide in there
    and catch Yurine off-guard,
[13:19] Medusa
    and you tested it out on us
    to make sure it would work!
[13:24] Medusa
    Huh?
[13:27] Jashin
    How did you know?
[13:28] Minos
    You know that plan's just gonna fail again.
[13:32] Medusa
    Hey, Minos...
[13:34] Medusa
    Just tell her to give up already, would you?
[13:38] Jashin
    No! I'll never give up!
[13:40] Jashin
    Anyway, you can leave now. The test is over.
[13:43] Jashin
    Off you go!
[13:49] Jashin
    Any minute now...
[13:53] Yurine
    I'm home.
[13:55] Yurine
    I sure am hungry.
[13:57] Yurine
    It was half off tridents today,
     so I bought one.
[14:00] Yurine
    Oh, she's not here?
[14:02] Jashin
    Huh? A trident?
[14:04] Yurine
    Hup!
[14:06] Yurine
    I'll stick it there for now.
[14:09] Jashin
    Who just sticks a trident in
    their tatami floor "for now"?!
[14:15] Jashin
    She doesn't seem to have
    noticed, but I know Yurine.
[14:19] Jashin
    It's possible she actually knows.
[14:23] Jashin
    I should make sure.
[14:29] Jashin
    Good. Looks like she really hasn't caught on.
[14:33] Jashin
    Maybe I'll throw this
    at her too, just for fun.
[14:36] Yurine
    Ow!
[14:39] Yurine
    Huh? An avocado?
[14:42] Yurine
    I'll eat this later.
[14:44] Jashin
    She still doesn't know!
    And "I'll eat this later"?! What an idiot!
[14:48] Jashin
    This plan is gonna work!
[14:50] Jashin
    Now the show starts for real!
[14:52] Jashin
    I'll sneak up close to her and use this.
[14:57] Jashin
    And that's the end! Farewell, Yurine!
SIGN    Yurine
SIGN    Yurine
SIGN    Yurine
SIGN    Yurine
[15:20] Jashin
    H-Hi there.
[15:24] Yurine
    Oh.
[15:26] Yurine
    So that's what's going on.
[15:28] Yurine
    I didn't think I'd get the chance
    to test out my trident so soon.
[15:34] Jashin
    Y-You might say you get to try-dent it, huh?
[15:44] Yurine
    Let's... try!
SIGN    Gaaaaaaaah
SIGN    Gaaaaaaaah
SIGN    Gaaaaaaaah
SIGN    Gaaaaaaaah
[15:48] Minos
    I knew her plan would fail.
[15:50] Medusa
    This is why I wanted her to give up.
[15:58] Yurine
    Hup, hup...
[15:59] Jashin
    What's that?
[16:01] Yurine
    A tomahawk. It was 80%
    off at the weapon shop.
[16:17] Medusa
    Hello, Jashin-chan?
[16:18] Jashin
    Medusa?! Get over here right now!
[16:20] Medusa
    Huh? What's—
[16:22] Jashin
    We'll talk later!
[16:24] Medusa
    Jashin-chan?
[16:26] Hashira
    Mufwuh?!
[16:28] Hashira
    Why do you have such a cute voice?!
[16:30] Hashira
    You sound just like my favorite voice
    actress, Miyu-tan! Why's that on your head?
[16:34] Medusa
    No... Stop! Not my face!
SIGN    Momantai
SIGN    Momantai
[16:36] Hashira
    It's fine, it's fine!
[16:38] Hashira
    With a voice that cute,
    you'll still look cute, even if you're not!
[16:44] Hashira
    M-Moe!
[16:51] Medusa
    I did try to warn you...
[16:54] Medusa
    Oh, right! I need to get over
     to Jashin-chan's, quick!
[17:00] Yurine
    Here you go.
[17:02] Medusa
    Thank you.
[17:03] Yurine
    Well, there are a lot of people in Tokyo.
[17:06] Yurine
    Don't worry so much about
    petrifying a person or two.
[17:09] Medusa
    Right...
[17:10] Yurine
    Anyway, where'd she take off to
     after calling you over here?
[17:14] Yurine
    Jashin-chan really is scum.
[17:17] Medusa
    It's okay. I'm used to it.
[17:21] Medusa
    Yummy.
[17:22] Yurine
    You're used to it?
[17:24] Yurine
    Does she put you through hell that often?
[17:26] Medusa
    Huh? Oh, no, not really.
[17:30] Yurine
    No? But she's always been like that, right?
[17:34] Medusa
    Hmm... Yeah, I guess she has.
[17:37] Medusa
    Even back in Hell Elementary School...
[17:41] Medusa
    Jashin-chan once got violent and
    knocked over a statue in the courtyard.
[17:47] (Flashback) Slime
    Who broke this gargoyle statue?!
[17:51] Yurine
    She hasn't changed at all.
[17:53] Medusa
    Oh, but whenever Jashin-chan
    was mean to weaker devils...
[17:59] (Flashback) Jashin
    You're just a stupid goblin!
    How dare you score higher than me?!
[18:02] (Flashback) Medusa
    Wait, Jashin-chan!
[18:04] (Flashback) Jashin
    You're just a moron! Take that!
[18:06] (Flashback) Goblin Dad
    Did my son do something to you?
[18:09] (Flashback) Jashin
    I-I didn't want to do it!
    Medusa ordered me to!
[18:13] (Flashback) Medusa
    Hey!
[18:15] Medusa
    They're nice memories.
[18:16] Yurine
    How?
[18:17] Medusa
    Oh, come to think of it,
    we once got stuck in a hole, too.
[18:26] (Flashback) Jashin
    See ya! Neener neener!
[18:27] (Flashback) Medusa
    Wait! Don't leave me!
[18:30] Medusa
    I was found three days later.
[18:34] Medusa
    And also...
[18:35] (Flashback) Jashin
    You can do whatever you want
    to this girl! Just let me go!
[18:39] (Flashback) Medusa
    No way!
[18:40] Medusa
    That happened once, too.
[18:42] Medusa
    And also...
[18:43] Yurine
    I've heard enough.
    She's put you through way too much.
[18:47] Medusa
    You think so?
[18:48] Yurine
    I mean, she is a devil, so maybe being
    cowardly and cunning isn't a problem...
[18:53] (Flashback) Jashin
    Hi! I'm a coward!
SIGN    Hi! I'm a
    coward!
[18:56] Yurine
    Why are you still with her after
    she betrayed you that many times?
[19:00] Yurine
    Are you a total M?
[19:06] Yurine
    So in the end, Jashin-chan really is scum.
[19:09] Medusa
    But she has her cute side, too.
[19:12] Yurine
    Oh?
[19:13] Medusa
    Whenever she's in trouble or discouraged,
    she always depends on me!
[19:23] DevilA
    This is strictly her own vision!
[19:28] DevilA
    Damn...
[19:32] (Flashback) Jashin
    Medusa!
[19:35] (Flashback) Jashin
    Wait for me!
[19:39] (Flashback) Jashin
    Don't abandon me!
[19:40] (Flashback) Jashin
    You're all I've got in the whole world!
[19:44] (Flashback) Jashin
    I'm really sorry for all the
    trouble I've caused you!
[19:48] (Flashback) Jashin
    But you must understand how I feel, right?!
    You're the only one who can!
[20:00] Medusa
    When I see her like that, I think, "Aw,
    Jashin-chan really is hopeless without me."
[20:14] Yurine
    You'd better watch yourself.
    You're the kind of girl bad guys are drawn to.
[20:19] Medusa
    Huh? Oh, uh, okay. I'll be careful.
[20:22] Jashin
    I'm home!
[20:24] Medusa
    Oh, she's back!
[20:25] Yurine
    It was wrong of you to call
    Medusa over and then leave.
[20:29] Jashin
    That doesn't matter.
[20:31] Jashin
    Medusa is ranked lower than me,
     so I can make her wait.
[20:35] Medusa
    Welcome back, Jashin-chan.
[20:37] Medusa
    What did you go out to do?
SIGN    10,000 Yen
SIGN    10,000 Yen
[20:39] Medusa
    Um, this is all the money
    I have for you today...
SIGN    10,000 Yen
SIGN    10,000 Yen
SIGN    10,000 Yen
SIGN    10,000 Yen
SIGN    10,000 Yen
SIGN    10,000 Yen
[20:42] Jashin
    Idiot! Don't give me that in front of Yurine!
[20:44] Medusa
    S-Sorry...
[20:46] Jashin
    Nobody asked you for money!
[20:49] Jashin
    But I know you're just showing me
    how you feel, so I'll accept it.
[20:53] Medusa
    If you didn't want money,
    why did you want me to come over?
[20:56] Medusa
    You know... I can't get you anything
    that would violate the laws of Hell...
[21:01] Jashin
    We can discuss that later!
[21:03] Jashin
    I wanted to talk
    about this today.
[21:05] Jashin
    I got it for you at an arcade in Bukuro.
[21:09] Jashin
    It's the thing you said
    was cute the other day.
SIGN    Human
[21:13] Jashin
    A Pandaman plushie.
[21:17] Medusa
    Jashin-chan, you remembered!
[21:20] Jashin
    I won it with the money I got from you.
[21:23] Jashin
    It's all yours.
[21:27] Medusa
    Thank you, Jashin-chan!
[21:33] Jashin
    Get off me! Don't let it go to your head!
[21:37] Jashin
    I only did it because getting you
    indebted to me will benefit me later!
[21:41] Jashin
    Nothing more, nothing less.
[21:45] Medusa
    Yay! It still makes me happy!
[21:47] Jashin
    I said get off me!
[21:52] Yurine
    At first glance,
    this looks like a happy ending,
[21:55] Yurine
    but it really isn't.
[21:57] Yurine
    The way this looks...
[21:59] Jashin
    Medusa!
[22:01] Yurine
    I've seen it before...
[23:40] Jashin
    Winter arrives, and the town
     is all excited for Christmas.
[23:44] Jashin
    In one corner of the big city,
    far from the hustle and bustle,
[23:47] Jashin
    a girl cries and laments how poor she is.
[23:49] Jashin
    Dropkick on My Devil returns next time
    with a camel clutch on your heart!

Season 1

E3 -

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[00:05] Yurine
    Minos?
[00:07] Yurine
    What're you doing?
[00:08] Minos
    Oh, Yurine-chan.
[00:11] Minos
    I'm cooking spiny lobsters.
[00:14] Minos
    Ta-da!
[00:18] Yurine
    Aren't those crayfish—
[00:19] Minos
    When I said I wanted to eat
    spiny lobster, Jashin-chan said:
[00:24] (Flashback) Jashin
    I caught a bunch of 'em at the
    Shimizu Moat, not far from here!
[00:28] Minos
    Then she gave me all these!
SIGN    HEAPING
SIGN    HEAPING
SIGN    HEAPING
SIGN    HEAPING
[00:32] Minos
    Want some, Yurine-chan?
[00:33] Yurine
    No, thanks.
[00:34] Minos
    I'll cook you one!
[00:34] Yurine
    No, thanks.
[00:36] Minos
    Ooh, looks like they're just about ready.
[00:40] Minos
    Okay, wait just a sec... Ow, that's hot...
[00:43] Minos
    There!
[00:46] Minos
    Yum! You can't go wrong with spiny lobster!
[00:51] Yurine
    Are crayfish actually good?
[00:52] Minos
    You should try it, Yurine-chan!
[00:53] Yurine
    No, thanks.
[00:54] Minos
    It's so crunchy...
[00:58] DevilA
    It's actually pretty good.
[02:43] Girl
    Hey, aren't you gonna buy me a present?
[02:45] Guy
    Yeah, of course I am.
[02:48] Girl
    Really? I'm so happy!
[02:51] Pekola
    Oh, right.
[02:53] Pekola
    It's the Christmas season.
SIGN    Gurgle
SIGN    m 0 0 l 100 0 100 100 0 100
SIGN    m 0 0 l 100 0 100 100 0 100
[03:01] Pekola
    I'm a very peckish Pekola.
[03:06] Pekola
    It's the Christmas season,
[03:09] Pekola
    and I'm eating bread crusts again today.
[03:15] Pekola
    My Lord endured hardships, too.
[03:17] Pekola
    I'm blessed to have any food at all!
[03:24] Pekola
    So cold...
[03:26] Kento
    Hey, so what do you want for Christmas?
[03:29] Daisuke
    Hmm... Wealth, fame, and status, I guess.
[03:32] Kento
    Wow, you're such a grown-up.
[03:35] Daisuke
    I'm sure Santa can manage something.
[03:37] Kento
    Then... I guess I want love.
[03:40] Daisuke
    Dude, that sounds so cool!
[03:42] Kento
    Yeah. I just want love.
[03:45] Daisuke
    You're so cool!
[03:46] Pekola
    Santa... He must mean Saint Nicholas.
[03:50] Pekola
    He has a rough life, too.
[03:52] Pekola
    How is he ever going to grant
    these children's wishes?
[03:55] Pekola
    I'd like something with lots of flavor.
[03:59] Pekola
    Expecting a Christmas present when
    I'm not even human? What am I thinking?
[04:05] Pekola
    Getting presents isn't even
    the point of Christmas, anyway.
[04:11] Pekola
    It's stuck in my throat! C-Can't breathe!
[04:14] Pekola
    Drink... Drink... Need a drink...
[04:21] Pekola
    That was a close call.
[04:24] Pekola
    I almost drank all of it.
[04:26] Pekola
    I needed it to last the entire day...
[04:30] Pekola
    I'm blessed to have any food at all.
[04:34] Pekola
    But I want to eat something
    with lots of flavor, like curry...
[04:39] Pekola
    Does Santa not come to angels like me?
[04:43] Jashin
    So good...
[04:46] Pekola
    That aroma...
[04:47] Jashin
    So good...
[04:50] Pekola
    Curry?!
[04:51] Jashin
    This curry's so good.
[04:53] Pekola
    It's Hanazono Yurine's familiar. When did she...
[04:56] Pekola
    Wait, that hat...
    Is she one of Nicholas's helpers?
[04:57] Jashin
    So good! This extra-large
    take-out curry is so good!
[05:00] Pekola
    Did Santa send her here... for me?
[05:05] Jashin
    It was so good, I wolfed it all
    down in the blink of an eye.
[05:08] Pekola
    Nope.
[05:10] Jashin
    Guess I'll just eat the second one, too.
[05:12] Jashin
    It smells wonderful!
[05:16] Pekola
    Curry...
[05:20] Jashin
    Juicy!
[05:22] Pekola
    Juicy...
[05:26] Jashin
    What are you looking at?
[05:28] Jashin
    You can't have any.
[05:29] Pekola
    I-I couldn't help it... How shameful of me.
[05:40] Jashin
    Those look good.
[05:43] Jashin
    Give them to me.
[05:45] Pekola
    H-Haven't you had plenty to
    eat already? This is all I have!
[05:50] Jashin
    But I already finished mine,
     so give me yours.
[05:53] Pekola
    How greedy! You'll go to Hell!
[05:56] Jashin
    Huh? I was born in Hell.
[05:59] Jashin
    Whatever! I haven't had enough to eat!
[06:03] Pekola
    S-Stop! This is the only food I have!
[06:06] Jashin
    Shut up! Give it!
[06:10] Pekola
    M-My precious milk!
[06:14] Jashin
    Your back's wide open!
[06:16] Jashin
    Merry Christmas!
[06:25] Jashin
    Gotcha!
[06:26] Jashin
    Yum!
[06:28] Jashin
    This food I just stole tastes so good!
[06:30] Jashin
    It's a bit dry, but incredibly delicious!
[06:33] Pekola
    Th-That's playing dirty...
[06:35] Jashin
    It's your own fault for turning
    your back on your enemy.
[06:39] Jashin
    Also, "dirty" is a compliment to a devil—
[06:41] Pekola
    Give it back!
[06:42] Pekola
    I need that food!
[06:44] Jashin
    I'm not scared of an angel with no halo!
[06:48] Yurine
    What are you doing?
[06:51] Jashin
    Yurine!
[06:52] Yurine
    I told you to buy the curry and take it
    home while I buy the chicken, didn't I?
[06:56] Pekola
    The witch... Hanazono Yurine.
[06:58] Jashin
    I-I don't know.
[07:02] Yurine
    What?
[07:02] Jashin
    I don't know.
[07:06] Yurine
    You ate the curry?
[07:08] Jashin
    I don't know!
[07:10] Yurine
    Both of them?
[07:11] Jashin
    I don't know anything!
[07:13] Jashin
    Who is this? Where am I?
[07:17] Jashin
    I don't know...
[07:19] Jashin
    Oh! She ate it!
[07:22] Jashin
    She's tiny, but she's got a huge
     appetite! I told her to stop, but—
[07:25] Yurine
    Jashin-chan.
[07:28] Yurine
    Why do you tell me lies like this?
[07:30] Jashin
    I give! I give! I ate the curry!
[07:33] Yurine
    And?
[07:44] Yurine
    Honestly...
[07:47] Yurine
    As punishment, you don't get any chicken.
[07:49] Jashin
    Oh, no...
[07:51] Pekola
    Tako... takoyaki...
    I want... tako... takoyaki...
[07:57] Yurine
    Pekola.
[08:00] Yurine
    Seems Jashin-chan was
    causing trouble for you.
[08:04] Yurine
    Take this as an apology.
[08:06] Yurine
    It's Jashin-chan's share of the chicken.
[08:09] Pekola
    Food with flavor!
[08:11] Pekola
    I-I don't want it!
[08:13] Pekola
    I can't accept charity from a witch!
[08:17] Pekola
    I may be living in the human
    realm now, but I'm an angel.
[08:20] Pekola
    B-Besides, it might be poisoned.
[08:24] Yurine
    It's not charity. It's an apology.
[08:27] Yurine
    It's up to you whether you eat it or not.
[08:32] Yurine
    Come on, Jashin-chan. We're going home.
[08:35] Yurine
    We're gonna go home and decorate.
[08:38] Yurine
    Maybe I'll use you as the tree.
[08:48] Pekola
    Chicken! Food with flavor!
[08:51] Pekola
    Hanazono Yurine... You're a witch,
    but it's almost like you're Santa Claus!
[08:54] Yurine
    Maybe my present to Beth will be your flesh.
[08:58] Jashin
    Please no.
[09:03] Yurine
    Like it?
[09:05] Yurine
    You can eat all you want.
[09:09] Yurine
    Hey, Jashin-chan, did you know?
[09:13] Yurine
    The reason Santa Claus's outfit is red...
[09:17] Yurine
    is because it's soaked with blood.
[09:22] Yurine
    Merry Christmas.
[09:25] DevilA
    Very Chrismimas!
SIGN    Jashin-chan... Where are you?
SIGN    Jashin-chan... Jashin-chan...
SIGN    Jashin-chan... Jashin-chan....
[09:40] DevilA
    Have you ever collapsed on the
    street calling out Jashin-chan's name?
SIGN    Jashin-chan... Jashin-chan...
[09:50] Jashin
    No, but I've been crucified.
[09:56] DevilA
    The seasons change in the blink of an eye.
    It's the height of autumn now.
[10:13] Jashin
    My training is done.
[10:15] Jashin
    I've come pretty far with the unique
    breathing technique I invented.
[10:20] Jashin
    These abs will put a lot
    more power into my dropkick.
[10:24] Jashin
    Yurine! Try punching my belly.
     I want to test out these abs of steel.
[10:30] Yurine
    All right.
[10:38] Yurine
    Jashin-chan?
[10:43] Yurine
    Coming.
[10:46] Yusa
    Hello. My name is Yusa.
[10:50] Yusa
    My younger sister visited you a while ago.
[10:53] Yurine
    Yusa? Uh...
[10:57] Yurine
    Oh.
[11:00] Jashin
    Help yourselves.
[11:01] Yusa
    Oh, don't go out of your way.
SIGN    m 0 0 l 0 0 l 23 0 b 24 0 24 1 24 1 l 24 14 b 24 15 23 15 23 15 l -21 15 b -21 15 -22 15 -22 14 l -22 1 b -22 1 -22 1 -22 1 b -22 1 -22 0 -21 0 l -21 0 b -21 0 -21 0 -21 0 b -21 0 -21 0 -21 0
SIGN    Regained Consciousness
[11:04] Jashin
    I can't believe I have to serve
    the cake I wanted all for myself!
[11:08] Jashin
    I would've eaten it before my ab training
    if I knew this would happen!
[11:15] Yurine
    Kori-chan was a big help back in summer.
[11:21] Yurine
    By the way, um... It's really cold,
    so could you stop the blizzard?
[11:26] Yusa
    Oh, I'm sorry.
[11:29] Yurine
    Anyway, you say you're sisters,
    but are you even, uh... the same race,
[11:34] Yurine
    or even the same class of creature?
[11:37] Yusa
    Yes. As ice devils, our appearances
     change as we mature.
[11:43] Yusa
    Even as children, we have
    a certain degree of power,
[11:47] Yusa
    but upon reaching adulthood,
    we take on adult forms like I have,
[11:51] Yusa
    receive names,
    and become full-fledged devils.
[11:54] DevilA
    By the way, in human years, ice devils
    reach adulthood around the age of 15.
[12:00] Yurine
    Oh, I see.
[12:05] Yurine
    In that case, when it's
    time to name Kori-chan,
[12:08] Yurine
    why not name her Koji?
SIGN    Name
SIGN    Yusa
SIGN    Koji
[12:12] Yusa
    The name "Koji" isn't usually
    given to girls, is it?
[12:17] Yurine
    That's true.
[12:18] Jashin
    Koji?
[12:19] Yurine
    Anyway, what brings you here today?
[12:22] Yusa
    Well, I hate to inconvenience you
     by showing up unannounced,
[12:27] Yusa
    but my sister begged me
     to bring her to see you.
[12:30] Yusa
    This isn't much, but please accept it.
[12:33] Yusa
    And...
[12:35] Yusa
    I hear that young lady there took
    especially good care of my sister,
[12:39] Yusa
    so I wanted to thank her.
[12:45] Jashin
    Wh-Who is this lady? She's looking
    at me with pure murder in her eyes!
[12:50] Jashin
    She didn't come here to kill me, did she?!
[12:53] Jashin
    Adult ice devils are among
    the highest classes of devils!
[12:57] Jashin
    If I screw up, I could get killed for real!
SIGN    Jashin-chan always runs away
SIGN    from strong devils
SIGN    Jashin-chan always runs away
SIGN    from strong devils
SIGN    Jashin-chan always runs away
SIGN    from strong devils
SIGN    Jashin-chan always runs away
SIGN    from strong devils
SIGN    Jashin-chan always runs away
SIGN    from strong devils
[13:01] Yurine
    Jashin-chan, did you do something to her?
[13:08] Yurine
    What?
[13:09] Yurine
    She played a whistle candy in your
    ear even though you begged her not to,
[13:12] Jashin
    Starting today, you're worth 95 yen!
[13:13] Yurine
    and stuck the price sticker
    from a snack bun on your back?
[13:16] Jashin
    Damn it, Koji! Don't tattle!
[13:19] Yurine
    You do the dumbest things.
[13:22] Yusa
    Ever since then, she gets scared
    whenever she hears a whistle,
[13:26] Yusa
    and she can't even go to
    a grocery store without panicking.
[13:30] Jashin
    That's gotta be a lie!
[13:31] Jashin
    It's her own fault! She's a low-ranking devil,
     and she wouldn't do what I said!
[13:38] Yusa
    You deign to insult her again?
[13:40] Yusa
    An insult to my sister is an insult
    to the proud race of the ice devils!
[13:44] Jashin
    What's your race got to be so proud of?
[13:47] Jashin
    You've got faces like moles.
[13:49] Jashin
    Is that a face to be proud of?
[13:52] Yusa
    Moles? Did you just say "moles"?
[13:56] Yusa
    I was planning to just
    return home quietly today,
[14:00] Yusa
    but you brought up the one thing we ice
    devils are the most self-conscious about.
[14:05] Jashin
    What's your problem?!
    Just "return home quietly," then!
SIGN    Blanket
[14:08] Jashin
    Also, it's freezing!
[14:11] Jashin
    Koji's one thing, but there's
    no way I can beat this one!
[14:15] Jashin
    What can I do? Think!
    There must be a way!
[14:19] Jashin
    There has to be something I can...
[14:22] Jashin
    That's it!
[14:23] Jashin
    Hey! What's that?!
[14:26] Jashin
    Morons! There's nothing there!
[14:28] Jashin
    This is the end, Koji!
[14:30] Jashin
    I'm gonna hit your unguarded back
[14:32] Jashin
    with the dropkick I've powered up
     by strengthening my abs!
[14:37] Jashin
    And when she sees you're dead, your sister
    will be overcome with grief and despair!
[14:41] Jashin
    She'll be so shattered, I'll be able to beat
     both of you without even fighting!
[14:46] Jashin
    Also, your—
SIGN    CLINK
SIGN    CLINK
SIGN    CLINK
[14:59] Yurine
    Aw, man. Not again.
[15:01] Jashin
    My stronger abs didn't do me any good at all.
[15:19] Yurine
    Is this enough for you to let
    Jashin-chan off the hook for today?
[15:23] Yusa
    Yes. My sister is overjoyed
    to see you again, anyway.
[15:36] Jashin
    My roll cake stood up! My roll cake stood up!
[15:40] Jashin
    It stood up! It stood up!
    It stood up! It stood up!
SIGN    Hell
     Bank
SIGN    Jinbocho Branch
[15:48] Medusa
    Here. I brought your money.
SIGN     To
    Jashin-chan
SIGN    From
    Medusa
[15:51] Jashin
    Are you stupid?! Don't give it
    to me here! Yurine will hear you!
[15:55] Medusa
    Sorry...
[15:56] Yurine
    I already heard.
[15:58] Yurine
    You're extorting Medusa again?
[16:00] Jashin
    N-No, no! This is money I lent to her...
[16:05] Yurine
    You're garbage through and through.
[16:08] Jashin
    She knows.
[16:10] Jashin
    I-I'm just borrowing a little bit.
[16:13] Jashin
    I always return it to her.
[16:15] Jashin
    Just last week, I returned the
    40 yen she lent me 100 years ago.
[16:20] Yurine
    I bet that was a starting wage 100 years ago.
[16:23] Medusa
    I don't really mind if she doesn't return it.
[16:27] Jashin
    Right?! It's better to accept that
    money lent out will never come back!
[16:33] Yurine
    You're in no position to say that.
[16:37] Yurine
    Medusa, don't you think
    you're too soft on Jashin-chan?
[16:41] Yurine
    What if she becomes an even bigger scumbag?
[16:43] Medusa
    What?! An even bigger
    scumbag?! I don't want that!
[16:47] Yurine
    Right? So you need to be firm with her.
[16:51] Jashin
    What's this, Medusa?
    You gonna do what Yurine says?
[16:55] Jashin
    Not me, who you've been with
    for thousands of years, but Yurine?
[17:00] Medusa
    U-Um...
[17:02] Jashin
    You treacherous coward!
[17:03] Jashin
    Again, you're in no position to say that.
[17:06] Medusa
    I-It's not like that!
[17:07] Medusa
    I'm just worried about you!
[17:10] Jashin
    Liar!
[17:10] Jashin
    You're just always high
    on your own good girl act!
[17:24] Medusa
    Jashin-chan, you jerk!
[17:27] Medusa
    I don't care what happens to you anymore!
    I'm never coming back to the human realm!
[17:35] Jashin
    Fine, stupid! Never come back, then!
[17:40] Yurine
    Oh, boy.
[17:46] Jashin
    I think... I went a little too far.
[17:51] Jashin
    Medusa...
[17:54] Jashin
    Medusa hates me now.
[17:58] Jashin
    And Medusa was...
[18:02] Jashin
    She was my precious...
[18:05] Jashin
    My precious...
[18:08] Jashin
    My precious ATM.
[18:09] Yurine
    That's where you were going?
[18:17] DevilA
    And... cheese!
[18:19] DevilA
    I recommend the extra-cheesy pizza toast!
[18:23] DevilA
    It's tasty!
[18:29] Jashin
    I can't keep going if I don't drink!
[18:32] Jashin
    What does she mean, she's never
    coming back to the human realm?
[18:36] Jashin
    She could just send me money
    monthly via Hell registered mail, then!
[18:40] Jashin
    It's not is if I want to see her, anyway!
[18:46] Jashin
    Barkeep! Another
    strawberry juice from the tap!
[18:49] Master
    You've had too much to
    drink, Jashin-chan-san.
[18:52] Jashin
    You don't need to worry about me!
[18:54] Jashin
    I'm not gonna get sick
    drinking strawberry juice!
[18:58] Master
    Actually...
[18:59] Master
    I'm not worried about you.
[19:01] Master
    I'm worried there won't be
    any left for my other customers.
[19:05] Jashin
    Huh? Oh... I see.
[19:13] Jashin
    I don't even have the will to walk.
[19:26] Jashin
    I'm so pathetic!
[19:28] Jashin
    Medusa's abandoned me, and the
    barkeep isn't even worried about me!
[19:33] Jashin
    I'm... I'm...
[19:37] Jashin
    Did I do something so bad?!
[19:39] Jashin
    I mean, maybe I did, but still!
[19:43] Jashin
    Come on, love me!
    You could love me, couldn't you?
[19:47] Jashin
    Couldn't you?!
[19:49] Jashin
    Love me! Love me!
[19:52] Jashin
    Love me for who I am!
[19:53] Ichiro
    Wh-Who even are you?!
[19:55] Jashin
    Let it go... Just leggo! I'm so lonely!
[20:02] Ichiro
    "Leggo"? You're lonely and
     want to go to Legoland?
[20:05] Medusa
    Jashin-chan.
[20:07] Jashin
    I'm hearing things now.
[20:10] Jashin
    I'm losing my mind.
[20:12] Medusa
    Jashin-chan.
[20:13] Jashin
    Medusa's voice...
[20:17] Jashin
    It wasn't...
[20:19] Jashin
    my imagination?
[20:21] Medusa
    I came to bring you home, Jashin-chan.
[20:24] Jashin
    Y-You came back, ATM?
[20:28] Yurine
    Medusa was so worried about you,
    she came back moments after she left.
[20:33] Jashin
    A... T...
[20:36] Jashin
    It was all my fault! Forgive me, AT...
[20:39] Jashin
    I mean, Medusa!
[20:41] Medusa
    I know, Jashin-chan.
[20:44] Medusa
    You're hopeless without me.
[20:47] Jashin
    Uh-huh! I adore you, Medusa!
[20:51] Jashin
    I... adore this... Medusa...
SIGN    I Adore This Medusa!
[20:56] Jashin
    I adore this Medusa!
[20:59] Jashin
    Ah-Tuh-Muh!
[21:02] Jashin
    ATM!
[21:06] Crowd
    ATM! ATM!
[21:10] Crowd
    ATM! ATM! ATM!
[21:22] Medusa
    Jashin-chan, I bet you're hungry, right?
[21:25] Medusa
    Let's have curry on the way home.
[21:28] Medusa
    What's wrong?
[21:29] Jashin
    I spent all the money you loaned me
     on 100 cups of strawberry juice.
[21:36] Medusa
    You don't need to worry
    about that. I'll pay for it.
[21:41] Jashin
    Okay! I really do need you
     in my life, Medusa!
[21:47] Jashin
    I adore you, Medusa!
[21:50] Medusa
    You really are hopeless
    without me, aren't you?
[21:54] Yurine
    Oh, great.
[21:55] Yurine
    Jashin-chan's descent into
    scumbaggery is accelerating.
[21:56] Medusa
    Where should we get curry?
[21:58] Jashin
    I want Bondy today!
SIGN    Scum
[22:00] Medusa
    Okay!
SIGN    Scum
SIGN    Scum
[22:04] Jashin
    Medusa!
[22:06] Medusa
    Jashin-chan!
[23:40] Jashin
    There is a woman who seduces devils.
[23:43] Jashin
    Love and hate are two sides of the same coin.
[23:45] Jashin
    That woman attempts to kill
    a devil out of beastly love.
[23:50] Jashin
    Dropkick on My Devil returns next
    time with a backdrop to your heart!

Season 1

E4 -

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[01:34] DevilA
    It started as a black market
    after World War II,
[01:37] DevilA
    then it became Electric Town,
[01:39] DevilA
    and then a computer town.
[01:42] DevilA
    And now, it's the biggest
    otaku city in the world.
[01:46] DevilA
    It is Akihabara.
SIGN    Akihabara
    Gachapon Hall
[01:49] DevilA
    More than 400 gachapon
    machines can be found here.
SIGN    Akihabara
    Gachapon Hall
[01:53] DevilA
    You're sure to find something you want.
SIGN    Mongolian Death Worm
SIGN    Figure
SIGN    Set 1
SIGN    Collect All 9
SIGN    Skyfish
SIGN    Flat-
     woods
SIGN    Monster
SIGN    Nessie
SIGN    Minnesota Iceman
SIGN    Chupacabra
SIGN    Tsuchi-
    noko

SIGN    RARE!!
SIGN    Mothman
SIGN    Shadow People
[01:57] Jashin
    If I get this on my next spin, I die.
SIGN    Insert Coins
[02:05] Jashin
    I'm safe!
[02:07] Jashin
    A skyfish, though?
[02:09] Jashin
    The "If I get this next, I die" rule
    adds an extra thrill to this game
[02:13] Jashin
    and makes it even more fun.
[02:16] Jashin
    Not like I'd actually die, anyway.
[02:21] Jashin
    I just keep getting dupes of this one.
[02:25] Jashin
    Whoa!
[02:26] Jashin
    Hey, dumbass! Can't you see
    there's a devil lying on the street here?!
[02:31] Jashin
    You shouldn't be driving!
     Run into a power pole and die!
[02:34] DevilA
    Folks, never lie down in the
    street or curse at people.
[02:41] DevilA
    Another dupe!
[02:42] DevilA
    Go to Hell, damn it! Bah!
[02:47] Jashin
    I'd have the full set if I could
    just get that rare tsuchinoko...
[02:57] Jashin
    I don't need a live one. No live ones.
[03:02] Jashin
    Live pets aren't allowed
    in Yurine's building.
[03:05] Jashin
    Beth is an exception, but that's it.
[03:08] Jashin
    I'll try a couple more times.
[03:11] Jashin
    Oh, I only have enough left to buy dinner.
[03:15] Jashin
    But it won't hurt to use just a little of it.
[03:18] (Flashback) Yurine
    If you spend that money
    on anything but groceries,
[03:21] (Flashback) Yurine
    I'll throw you into the wood chipper.
[03:23] (Flashback) Yurine
    wood chipper
[03:25] (Flashback) Yurine
    wood chipper
[03:26] Jashin
    Wood chipper...
[03:32] DevilA
    A wood chipper is a machine that's
    only for chopping wood into tiny pieces.
[03:36] DevilA
    If you use it for the wrong purposes,
     you're going to Hell!
[03:39] DevilA
    Get it? To Hell, 'cause she's a devil.
[03:43] Jashin
    If I use this money,
    I'll be in big trouble.
[03:47] Jashin
    So I won't.
[03:48] Yoshihiko
    Excuse me.
[03:50] Yoshihiko
    I want to use that machine.
[03:52] Jashin
    Oh... Sure. Go ahead.
[03:55] Jashin
    I wanna do it, but... I guess I won't.
[04:00] Yoshihiko
    I got the tsuchinoko!
[04:01] Jashin
    What?!
[04:03] Jashin
    You've gone and done it now!
[04:05] Yoshihiko
    Now I've got the whole set!
[04:06] Jashin
    I tried all those times for the tsuchinoko,
    and he gets it just like that?!
[04:12] Jashin
    Ah, I want it so bad!
[04:14] Jashin
    Not having the tsuchinoko
    makes it look even more alluring!
[04:19] Jashin
    Okay, I'll just kill him!
[04:21] Jashin
    That tsuchinoko's so valuable, I'll kill
    him if that's what it takes to steal it!
[04:25] Jashin
    No, wait. Maybe I should use a more
    intelligent method to steal it?
[04:30] Jashin
    As a high-ranking devil of superior
    intelligence, I am a brilliant strategist.
[04:35] Jashin
    Oh, wow!
[04:37] Jashin
    It's the rare tsuchinoko!
[04:40] Jashin
    Can I please see it for just a second?
[04:43] Yoshihiko
    Sure. Here.
[04:53] Jashin
    Okay, here you go.
[04:55] Yoshihiko
    What the hell did you
    do that for, you snake?!
[04:58] Yoshihiko
    That's disgusting, damn it!
[05:05] Yoshihiko
    This woman is total scum!
[05:06] Yoshihiko
    I don't want that stupid
    thing anymore, you moron!
[05:14] Jashin
    "Total scum" is a compliment
    to us devils, little boy.
[05:19] Jashin
    My plan was a success!
    The tsuchinoko is mine! Yay! Yay!
[05:24] Jashin
    Now to buy those groceries and go home.
[05:26] Jashin
    La, la, la, la, la!
SIGN    Meat Pavilion Yukio
SIGN    Meat Pavilion Yukio
SIGN    Meat Pavilion Yukio
SIGN    Meat Pavilion Yukio
SIGN    Meat Pavilion Yukio
[05:33] Jashin
    I got great meat for a great price.
[05:36] Jashin
    And I got my tsuchinoko! What a happy day!
[05:41] (Flashback) Yoshihiko
    This woman is total scum!
[05:44] Jashin
    Huh?
[05:49] Jashin
    But now that the moment's passed,
    was it worth stealing?
[05:53] Jashin
    And now, every time I see it, I'll remember
    being slugged and insulted by that kid.
[06:01] Jashin
    I'll put it somewhere out
    of sight when I get home.
[06:06] Mei
    Hey! You there!
[06:08] Mei
    I'm talking to you, snake! Stop right there!
[06:19] Yurine
    I don't know this number.
[06:21] Yurine
    Yes?
[06:21] Mei
    Is this Hanazono Yurine-san?
[06:24] Yurine
    Yes.
[06:24] Mei
    This is the Banzaibashi Police Department.
[06:27] Yurine
    The police?
[06:28] Mei
    Hey, stop!
[06:29] Jashin
    Yurine!
[06:31] Jashin
    The police took me in!
[06:34] Yurine
    Huh?
SIGN    Banzaibashi Police Department
SIGN    Banzaibashi Police Department
SIGN    Banzaibashi Police Department
SIGN    Banzaibashi Police Department
[06:46] Jashin
    I got arrested.
[06:49] Yurine
    What kind of idiot...
[06:51] Yurine
    giggles like that...
[06:52] Yurine
    over being arrested?!
[07:00] Jashin
    I took two uppercuts in one day.
[07:04] Jashin
    Hitting first before listening will
    make you a bad parent in the future!
[07:07] Yurine
    I'm not going to be a parent.
[07:12] Mei
    Are you her guardian, Hanazono Yurine-san?
[07:16] Yurine
    Y-Yes, that's me. I don't know if
    I'd call myself her guardian, though.
[07:20] Yurine
    And you are?
[07:21] Mei
    I'm the supercop of the Banzaibashi Police
    Department and protector of Akihabara:
[07:30] Mei
    Tachibana Mei!
[07:34] Yurine
    I see.
[07:35] Jashin
    She's standing like Vega.
[07:37] Yurine
    So what did Jashin-chan do?
[07:41] Mei
    Theft.
[07:43] Yurine
    You finally went and did it, huh?
[07:45] Jashin
    You've got it all wrong!
    I didn't steal it! That kid...
[07:49] (Flashback) Yoshihiko
    I don't want that stupid
    thing anymore, you moron!
[07:52] Jashin
    ...he said.
[07:53] Mei
    What are you talking about?
[07:54] Jashin
    Huh? That's not what you meant?
[07:58] Mei
    What she stole was...
[08:01] Yurine/Jashin
    Was...?
[08:06] Mei
    My heart!
[08:07] Mei
    My heart!
[08:08] Mei
    My heart!
[08:10] Mei
    My heart!
[08:12] Yurine/Jashin
    Huh?
[08:14] Mei
    I saw her while on patrol, and her form was
    so lovely and cute, it was love at first sight!
[08:19] Mei
    So I called out to her and arrested her!
[08:24] Mei
    Ah, she's so cute!
[08:25] Mei
    And so beautiful!
[08:27] Jashin
    C-Cut it out!
[08:29] Jashin
    Arresting me for a reason
    like that is an abuse of power!
[08:32] Mei
    She's unbelievably cute!
[08:33] Jashin
    Stop it!
[08:34] Yurine
    Yikes.
[08:34] Jashin
    Stop! Stop! Stop!
[08:35] Mei
    Anyway, to get to the point, Yurine-san...
[08:37] Yurine
    Yes?
[08:38] Mei
    May I have her?
[08:40] Yurine
    Sure.
[08:41] Jashin
    No hesitation at all?!
[08:43] Mei
    Yay! Isn't this great, Orochimaru?!
[08:46] Jashin
    She even gave me a name...
[08:52] Mei
    You really are adorable, Orochimaru.
[08:55] Mei
    So cute, it's making me cry.
[08:57] Jashin
    This chick is dangerous!
    I don't wanna live with her!
[09:00] Yurine
    Oh, but if Jashin-chan isn't around, cleaning
     and prepping meals will be more work for me.
[09:06] Yurine
    I'm sorry. I'll take her home after all.
[09:08] Mei
    What? No!
[09:09] Mei
    You said I could have her,
    but you're taking that back?! Rude!
[09:12] Mei
    If I can't have Orochimaru...
[09:17] Mei
    Then she can die.
[09:18] Jashin
    You're kidding!
[09:22] Mei
    Aw, I missed.
[09:25] Jashin
    You grazed my tail!
[09:27] Mei
    I'm sorry I missed, Orochimaru.
    The blade was sharpened, but...
[09:30] Mei
    Does it hurt?
[09:35] Mei
    She looks so cute when she's suffering!
[09:40] Mei
    Okay, let's take a commemorative
    photo before I finish you off.
[09:46] Mei
    Come on, make a peace sign.
    Try to look like you're having fun.
[09:49] Jashin
    I-I can't... Please spare me...
[09:53] Mei
    So cute!
[09:54] Mei
    So Instagrammable!
[09:56] Mei
    Perfect! I can't stop!
[09:57] Yurine
    I don't want to watch this farce.
     I want to go home.
[10:02] Mei
    Oh! It's five!
[10:03] Mei
    The work day's over! I gotta get home!
[10:07] Mei
    I refuse to work overtime!
[10:10] Mei
    I put the meat Orochimaru
    bought in the office fridge.
[10:15] Mei
    Don't forget to take it with you.
[10:17] Mei
    Bye!
[10:19] Mei
    I know we'll meet again.
[10:23] Yurine
    If she thinks you're cute,
    she's pretty twisted.
[10:27] Jashin
    She's crazy enough to give
    Yurine a run for her money.
[10:31] Yurine
    By the way, what was that you
    were saying about a kid earlier?
[10:35] Jashin
    Huh? N-Nothing at all!
[10:37] Yurine
    Stare...
[10:40] Jashin
    I'd better lock up that tsuchinoko
    as soon as I get home.
SIGN    Jinbocho
SIGN    Jinbocho
SIGN    Jinbocho
SIGN    Tropes
SIGN    Tropes
SIGN    Tropes
SIGN    Tropes
[10:44] Medusa
    Jinbocho Tropes!
SIGN    Photo
    books
SIGN    Foreign
SIGN    Jinbocho Station
[11:01] Jashin
    No, no! I meant to go
    into the subway station!
[11:05] Jashin
    I wasn't watching where I was going,
    so I went in the wrong door!
[11:10] Jashin
    Don't look at your phone while walking.
[11:18] Minos
    Hey, that was a nice howl, Beth.
[11:22] Minos
    Okay!
SIGN    Mother said the air in the human realm was unclean, but...
SIGN    Yeah. It feels nice.
[12:00] Yurine
    What is it?
[12:01] Jashin
    Please die.
[12:03] Yurine
    No.
[12:06] Jashin
    I should've known!
[12:08] Jashin
    Since I can't kill you, I thought
    maybe you'd die if I just asked nicely!
[12:12] Yurine
    Why would you even
    consider that a possibility?
[12:15] Jashin
    Pout...
[12:17] Yurine
    I'm taking my bath. Take yours once I'm out.
[12:21] Jashin
    Fine.
[12:27] Jashin
    Did you think there'd be a fan service scene?
[12:31] Jashin
    Oh, I'll give you fan service.
[12:36] DevilA
    With the tsuchinoko!
[12:42] DevilA
    Hey, this isn't bad...
SIGN    Ja
[12:44] Jashin
    Boo. It didn't work.
[12:47] Jashin
    I asked nicely and even bowed
    my head. Why can't she just die?
[12:52] Jashin
    She's so stingy.
[12:54] Jashin
    But I guess that'd be too easy.
[12:57] TV
    Aren't the mountains lovely?
[12:59] TV
    You should all try getting away for a
    while to set your mind and body free!
[13:04] Jashin
    What a stupid thing to say.
SIGN    Ja
[13:07] Jashin
    What's the point in going up when
    you have to come back down again?
[13:11] Jashin
    Just because there's a mountain there?
[13:14] Jashin
    It makes no sense.
[13:16] Jashin
    Actually, in suspense dramas,
    a lot of murders tend to take place...
[13:22] Jashin
    in the mountains!
[13:24] Edward
    Yes!
SIGN    I'm going to kill you!
SIGN    Don't!!
[13:26] Macaulay
    No! No!
SIGN    I'm sorry I stole your wife!
[13:30] Edward
    Yes!
SIGN    Too late!!
SIGN    Save your regrets for when you're in Hell!!
[13:32] Edward
    Yes!
[13:34] Macaulay
    No! No!
SIGN    It wasn't your wife I wanted!
SIGN    It was you I—
SIGN    Me, too...
[13:38] Edward
    Yes! Yes!
SIGN    I loved you, too!!
[13:44] Jashin
    Which means there are plenty of spots in
    the mountains that are perfect for murder.
SIGN    Murder
SIGN    Murder
SIGN    Murder
SIGN    Murder
SIGN    Murder
SIGN    Murder
SIGN    Murder
SIGN    Murder
SIGN    Murder
SIGN    Murder
SIGN    Murder
SIGN    Murder
SIGN    Murder
SIGN    Murder
SIGN    Murder
SIGN    Murder
SIGN    Murder
SIGN    Murder
SIGN    Murder
SIGN    Murder
SIGN    Murder
SIGN    Murder
SIGN    Murder
SIGN    Murder
SIGN    Murder
SIGN    Murder
SIGN    Murder
SIGN    Murder
SIGN    Murder
SIGN    Murder
SIGN    Murder
[13:51] Jashin
    If I invite Yurine to go to the mountains...
[13:54] Jashin
    I'll have nothing but chances to kill her!
[13:57] Jashin
    This time, it's the end for Yurine!
[14:01] Jashin
    Now that's settled,
    I need to visualize how I'll do it.
[14:07] Jashin
    Look, Yurine! The view is magnificent!
[14:13] Yurine
    Wow, it really is nice.
[14:15] Yurine
    Yoo-hoo!
[14:19] Jashin
    Yoo-hoo!
[14:28] Jashin
    And she's dead.
SIGN    Grin...
[14:30] Jashin
    I finally get to make the "dropkick"
    in the series title actually happen!
[14:36] Jashin
    And here's another possible situation...
[14:39] Yurine
    This rope bridge is really unsteady...
[14:43] Yurine
    Jashin-chan, help... me...
[14:51] Yurine
    S-Stop...
[14:57] Jashin
    And she's dead!
[14:59] Jashin
    I could even do it this way...
[15:06] Yurine
    Jashin-chan, it's a bear!
[15:08] Yurine
    What do we do? We have to play dead!
[15:11] Jashin
    Now!
[15:12] Bear
    Let's do it.
[15:13] Jashin/Bear
    Cross...
[15:15] Jashin/Bear
    Bear!
[15:21] Jashin
    A collaborative effort
    between me and the bear!
[15:25] Jashin
    Oh, yeah! I've definitely won this time!
[15:30] Jashin
    I'm so excited, I think I might pee myself!
[15:34] Yurine
    Ah, that was a nice bath.
[15:36] Jashin
    Oh, Yurine.
[15:37] Jashin
    Do you have any plans tomorrow?
[15:39] Yurine
    No, why?
[15:41] Jashin
    Then let's go climb a mountain together!
[15:45] Yurine
    No.
[15:50] Jashin
    Okay.
[15:55] Minos
    You know, a lot of the stuff in this anime
    happens here in Yurine-chan's apartment.
[16:01] Jashin
    Yeah. They can just reuse
    the same set that way.
[16:04] Minos
    Why don't we go to my place for a change?
[16:08] Minos
    How's this?
[16:09] Jashin
    It's the same layout,
    so there's not much difference.
[16:12] Minos
    Oh, right.
[16:13] Minos
    Guess I should make some
    bigger changes, then.
[16:18] Minos
    How's this?
[16:18] Jashin
    You changed it too much!
SIGN    Kanda
SIGN    Suzuran
SIGN    Street
[16:32] Medusa
    Jashin-chan?
[16:34] Medusa
    Okay, got it. I'll be right there.
[16:37] Medusa
    Yep.
[16:40] Medusa
    Oh, yeah. I should buy
    something to take as a gift.
[16:44] Staff
    Thank you very much.
[16:47] Medusa
    I hope Jashin-chan will like these.
[16:50] Medusa
    Oh, I need to withdraw her money, too.
[17:02] Medusa
    Hi there!
[17:07] Medusa
    Jashin-chan? I'm here.
[17:11] Medusa
    I bought some Fresh Moon for you.
[17:15] Medusa
    And since it's the end of the month,
     I stopped by the bank.
[17:22] Medusa
    Jashin-chan?
[17:25] Medusa
    What's wrong, Jashin-cha—
[17:39] Medusa
    What... is this?
[17:43] Medusa
    Why?
[17:45] Medusa
    Jashin-chan... is dead...
[17:50] Medusa
    Okay, got it. I'll be right there.
[17:51] Medusa
    When she called me while
    I was on Suzuran Street,
[17:55] Medusa
    she sounded so full of energy...
[18:03] Medusa
    Jashin-chan!
[18:09] Jashin
    That whole sequence of moves you just
    made, and that sequence of expressions!
[18:14] Jashin
    I was watching from inside the closet,
     and I burst out laughing!
[18:21] Jashin
    I laughed so hard, I fell out.
[18:23] Jashin
    That's the skin I just molted.
[18:25] Jashin
    Did you forget that I molt
    every few thousand years?
[18:30] Jashin
    Well, today was the day!
[18:33] Jashin
    That's why I came up with this
    little prank and called you over.
[18:38] Jashin
    Did you really think I was dead?
[18:40] Jashin
    No way in Hell!
[18:44] Jashin
    Huh? What's wrong?
[18:49] Medusa
    Did you really think that would be funny?
[18:53] Jashin
    Huh?
[18:54] Medusa
    This goes beyond the bounds of a prank.
[18:58] Medusa
    Do you not realize how sad
    I would be if you really died?
[19:04] Jashin
    U-Uh-oh! It's...
[19:09] Jashin
    Polite Medusa!
[19:14] DevilA
    Let me explain!
[19:16] DevilA
    When Medusa's anger hits max,
     she enters an excessively polite mode.
[19:19] Jashin
    Medusa only hits this level of fury
    once every few thousand years.
[19:25] Jashin
    My molting and Medusa's polite mode...
[19:28] Jashin
    Two ultra-rare events that only
    occur once every several millennia!
[19:33] Jashin
    It's like Obon and New Year's
    happening at the same time!
[19:38] Medusa
    I'll be going now. I won't be visiting
    the human realm again for a while.
[19:44] Jashin
    This is serious.
[19:47] (Flashback) Medusa
    I don't care what happens to you anymore!
    I'm never coming back to the human realm!
[19:52] Jashin
    This isn't like last time. She's serious!
[19:56] Jashin
    Please...
[19:57] Jashin
    Please don't go, Medusa!
[19:59] Jashin
    You know I have neurotic
    gastritis, don't you?!
[20:03] Jashin
    If you leave right now, I'll worry so
    much that I'll get holes in my stomach,
[20:08] Jashin
    and then I might die for real!
[20:14] Jashin
    W-Well, I guess I might have
    taken my joke a little too far.
[20:21] Jashin
    Ha, ha, ha, and ha...
[20:30] Jashin
    I'm sorry.
[20:33] Jashin
    I didn't think you would get so angry.
[20:36] Medusa
    I can't! I'm leaving!
[20:39] Jashin
    No... Wait!
[20:41] Jashin
    Forgive me, Medusa!
    I'll get holes in my stomach!
[20:54] Jashin
    Medusa... Medusa!
[21:00] Jashin
    M-My stomach... hurts...
[21:06] Medusa
    Just kidding! Got you back!
[21:09] Medusa
    I won't leave.
[21:14] Jashin
    Medusa!
[21:18] Jashin
    You took that joke too far!
[21:22] Medusa
    Don't ever play a prank like that again.
[21:24] Jashin
    Okay... Okay! I won't!
[21:27] Jashin
    I promise I won't!
[21:29] Medusa
    There, there.
[21:36] Yurine
    I'm home.
[21:38] Jashin/Medusa
    Welcome home!
[21:40] Jashin
    Fresh Moon is so yummy!
[21:42] Jashin
    The mellow flavor goes great with coffee.
[21:45] Medusa
    They're great with green tea, too.
     Want some more?
[21:50] Jashin
    Yep!
[21:51] Medusa
    I'll take off the wrapper.
[21:53] Jashin
    Thanks!
[21:55] Yurine
    These two are as chummy as ever, I see.
[21:57] Medusa
    Here you go!
[22:00] Jashin
    Yum!
[22:02] Medusa
    Like it?
[22:03] Jashin
    I love it!
SIGN    Fresh
    Moon
SIGN    Fresh
    Roman
[22:05] Medusa
    Oh, you've got some on your face.
[22:07] Jashin
    Wipe it off for me.
[23:40] Jashin
    Screams and madness
    eat away at people's hearts.
[23:43] Jashin
    When justice goes berserk,
    the town is drenched in devil blood,
[23:47] Jashin
    and the angel is left in despair.
[23:49] Jashin
    Dropkick on My Devil returns next time
    with a suicide dive to your heart!

Season 1

E5 -

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SIGN    Suico Penguin Goods Campaign
SIGN    Total
[00:01] Staff
    Your total is 3,200 yen.
[00:04] Jashin
    Ugh, why don't they have the
    second volume of the grimoire?
[00:09] Yurine
    I bought the first volume
    at a used bookstore.
[00:13] Yurine
    You're looking in the wrong places.
[00:16] Yurine
    I'm glad I was able to buy the book I wanted.
SIGN    m 0 0 l 100 0 100 100 0 100
SIGN    On that day,
    the woman,
    Hanazono Yurine...
SIGN    m 0 0 l 100 0 100 100 0 100
SIGN    ...used the grimoire
    she bought at a used
    bookstore to casually
    summon a devil...
SIGN    TV Anime
    Adaptation!
[00:20] Jashin
    That's Yurine.
SIGN    ...used the grimoire she bought at a used
    bookstore to casually summon a devil...
[00:24] Jashin
    Guess it's true.
[00:26] Yurine
    I'm hungry. Let's stop
    and eat on our way home.
[00:30] Yurine
    What do you want?
[00:31] Jashin
    Y-You're...
[00:33] Yurine
    Huh? What are you saying?
[00:35] Yurine
    I want to go to Jiro.
[00:38] Yurine
    Yeah. Let's go to Jiro.
[00:40] Jashin
    Huh? Why'd you even ask me?
[00:43] Jashin
    And what is "Jiro"?
[00:45] Jashin
    Also, we're...
[00:48] Jashin
    ...getting an anime adaptation?!
[00:50] DevilA
    You only just realized?
[02:22] Staff
    Welcome.
[02:25] Yurine
    You always get fried fish with
    your mincemeat cutlets and rice.
[02:29] Jashin
    This is what I like the best!
[02:32] Jashin
    What about you?
[02:33] Jashin
    You always get milk and
    scallop croquettes with rice.
[02:37] Yurine
    Yeah. This is what I like the best.
[02:42] Jashin
    I want to try a bite of that.
[02:45] Yurine
    No.
[02:47] Yurine
    I hate all that "gimme a bite"
    food-sharing stuff.
[02:54] Yurine
    You should eat what you ordered
    for yourself, and eat it all.
[02:57] Jashin
    Oh... Okay. I apologize.
[03:04] Yurine
    I can't finish my rice.
[03:06] Yurine
    Jashin-chan, finish it for me.
[03:07] Jashin
    Huh? O-Okay...
[03:11] Jashin
    This totally contradicts
    what she just said.
[03:14] Jashin
    But I won't say anything.
    She'd just get mad at me.
[03:19] Yurine
    I'm done. That was delicious.
[03:24] Yurine
    Excuse me. I'd like a mincemeat
    cutlet boxed lunch, please.
[03:28] Staff
    Got it. One mincemeat cutlet
    boxed lunch coming up.
[03:31] Jashin
    What are you going to do with that?
[03:33] Jashin
    Is it for dinner?
[03:35] Yurine
    There's one more stop I want to make.
[03:44] Yurine
    Pekola, are you there?
    I brought you some food.
[03:47] Jashin
    Why's she giving food to that fallen angel?
[03:49] Guy
    Pekola?
[03:52] Guy
    I'm not Pekola.
[03:54] Yurine
    Oh, wrong place.
[03:56] Guy
    Pekola's over there.
[03:58] Yurine
    Oh, that's hers?
[04:00] Yurine
    Thank you.
SIGN    No soccer, baseball, fireworks, or other disruptive activities allowed in this park
[04:03] Pekola
    What do a witch and
    her familiar want with me?
[04:06] Jashin
    Could you be any more impudent?!
[04:09] Jashin
    Want me to kill you right here and now?!
[04:11] Pekola
    D-Don't!
[04:13] Pekola
    On top of being weak since I lost my halo,
[04:15] Pekola
    I'm also so hungry,
     I have no strength at all.
SIGN    Gurrrrgle
SIGN    Gurrrrgle
SIGN    Gurrrrgle
[04:20] Yurine
    That's why I brought this for you.
[04:25] Pekola
    A m-mincemeat cutlet lunch!
[04:28] Pekola
    Th-This is... for me?
[04:33] Pekola
    I don't need it! My pride as an angel won't
     allow me to accept charity from a witch!
[04:39] Pekola
    P-Please leave!
[04:41] Yurine
    I'm not a witch.
[04:44] Yurine
    Okay, fine. Have it your way.
[04:48] Yurine
    I'll just leave this here.
[04:55] Yurine
    Jashin-chan, let's go.
[04:57] Jashin
    Yep.
[05:14] Pekola
    I want it so bad!
SIGN    Gurrrrgle
SIGN    Gurrrrgle
SIGN    Gurrrrgle
[05:16] Pekola
    No, no, no! I mustn't! What angel
    would eat food given to her by a witch?!
[05:23] Pekola
    But it's not good to waste food...
[05:29] Pekola
    I don't care about the witch, but isn't
    leaving it uneaten rude to whoever cooked it?
[05:35] Pekola
    That's it!
[05:37] Pekola
    It's rude to the cook!
[05:38] (Flashback) Cook
    Eat up.
SIGN    °Her mental image
[05:40] Pekola
    Okay! I'll eat it!
[05:46] Pekola
    Ah, that smells delicious.
[05:49] Pekola
    Huh?
[05:52] Pekola
    Why are you here?
[05:55] Jashin
    You said you weren't gonna eat it, so I thought
    I'd have it. Don't want it to go to waste.
[06:05] Jashin
    What? Did you want to eat it?
[06:09] Pekola
    O-Of course not!
[06:11] Jashin
    Thought so.
SIGN    Diiiing
[06:22] Jashin
    That was the last bite.
[06:24] Jashin
    Ah, that was yummy! And so juicy!
[06:28] Jashin
    Those juicy meat juices are so juicy!
[06:33] Jashin
    I'm no good at food reviews.
[06:34] Jashin
    Thanks for the food!
    Get rid of the trash for me, yeah?
[06:38] Jashin
    My belly's so full.
[06:40] Jashin
    Honestly, what a greedy body I have.
[06:47] Pekola
    This is for the best.
[06:49] Pekola
    I held on to my pride as an angel.
SIGN    Gurrrrgle
SIGN    Gurrrrgle
SIGN    Gurrrrgle
[06:54] Pekola
    Ugh. I'll have some water and go to sleep.
[06:59] Pekola
    Patrasche, I'm so tired.
SIGN    Some
    Time
    Later
SIGN    Pekola
[07:12] Yurine
    You disappeared at some
     point on the way home.
[07:16] Yurine
    You didn't go back and
    eat Pekola's lunch, did you?
[07:20] Jashin
    N-No, I didn't!
[07:22] Yurine
    Really?
[07:24] Jashin
    I didn't!
[07:24] Yurine
    Oh? You'd better tell me the truth...
[07:34] Yurine
    or I'll turn your arm into
    mincemeat in the blender.
[07:36] Jashin
    I ate it! I ate it!
SIGN    Aaaaaa
SIGN    aaaaargh
[07:41] Yurine
    Tonight's dinner is
    Jashin-chan mincemeat cutlets.
SIGN    Please bear
SIGN    with us a moment
SIGN    Please bear
SIGN    with us a moment
[07:50] Yurine
    Okay, I'm going back to Jiro
    to get another lunch for Pekola.
[07:54] Yurine
    Regenerate your arm and clean up in here.
[08:00] Jashin
    Damn it! She really did it!
    Even after I told her the truth!
[08:04] Jashin
    Damn it!
SIGN    Fresh
SIGN    Mincemeat Cutlet
[08:16] Pekola
    Bless that witch.
[08:23] Minos
    Hello!
[08:28] Minos
    I brought you a really cool
    rare souvenir from Hell.
[08:32] Minos
    A toy mandragora!
[08:34] DevilA
    Mandragora. Also known as the mandrake.
[08:38] DevilA
    They scream when pulled out of the dirt,
     and legend says any human who hears it
[08:42] DevilA
    goes crazy and dies!
[08:46] Minos
    It makes a dying scream
    when you squeeze its belly.
SIGN    Gaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaah
SIGN    Gaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaah
SIGN    Gaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaah
[08:53] Jashin
    That's creepy!
[08:56] Yurine
    Th-That's so rock 'n roll...
[08:58] Jashin
    What's rock 'n roll about it?
[09:00] Minos
    You like it?
[09:01] Yurine
    Yeah.
SIGN    Gaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaah
SIGN    Gaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaah
[09:02] Minos
    I'm so glad! The mandragora's happy, too!
[09:05] Yurine
    Jashin-chan is scum, but her friends,
    like you and Medusa, are all great.
[09:11] Yurine
    Even though Jashin-chan is scum.
[09:13] Jashin
    Hmph! She's not my friend or anything.
[09:17] Minos
    Why would you say that? That's mean.
[09:19] Jashin
    It's not mean!
[09:20] Jashin
    How many times have I gotten hurt
    'cause of you since we were kids?!
[09:25] (Flashback) Minos
    Jashin-chan, I'll push you.
[09:27] (Flashback) Text
    Huh?
[09:27] (Flashback) Minos
    And... push!
[09:31] (Flashback) Minos
    Wow!
[09:33] (Flashback) Minos
    You can bend further!
[09:35] (Flashback) Jashin
    I-I can't!
[09:37] (Flashback) Minos
    You can!
SIGN    Crack
[09:41] (Flashback) Minos
    Huh? What happened?
[09:43] (Flashback) Jashin
    You dislocated my spine...
[09:49] Minos
    I said I was sorry for all those times.
     And I didn't do 'em on purpose.
[09:53] Jashin
    That doesn't make it okay!
[09:55] Jashin
    Think before you do things, you musclehead!
[09:59] Minos
    Excuse me? It's your
    own fault for being weak!
[10:02] Jashin
    What?! I'm not weak! You wanna fight?
[10:06] Minos
    Fine by me!
[10:07] Jashin
    I'll teach you!
[10:10] Jashin
    Killer move: Jashin-chan Dropkick...
[10:13] Jashin
    The Animation!
[10:16] Jashin
    Take this!
[10:17] Minos
    I can repel a move like that easy!
SIGN    Gaaaaaah
SIGN    Gaaaaaah
SIGN    Gaaaaaah
[10:39] Jashin
    M-Mandragora-chan?
SIGN    Silence...
SIGN    Silence...
SIGN    Silence...
SIGN    Silence...
SIGN    There's no response.
SIGN    It's just a corpse.
[10:47] Jashin
    Th-That really was a dying scream...
[10:51] Jashin
    But... whatever, right?
    It was creepy, anyway!
[10:56] Jashin
    Right, Yurine?
[10:58] Yurine
    I really liked that toy.
[11:03] Jashin
    Yurine?
[11:05] Minos
    Well, it's about time for me
    to deliver the evening paper.
[11:09] Jashin
    Hey! Wait, Minos, you jerk!
[11:12] Yurine
    Its death scream was so cute.
[11:17] Yurine
    And she said it was rare.
[11:22] Yurine
    You know what this means, don't you?
[11:28] Yurine
    There.
[11:31] Yurine
    Oh, come on. A little yelp like that
    won't replace its death scream.
[11:37] Jashin
    I can't take any more... Please stop...
[11:43] Yurine
    Give me a better scream.
SIGN    Unhappy
    Turn
SIGN    Unhappy
    Turn
SIGN    Unhappy
    Turn
[11:51] Pekola
    I work and work and work,
SIGN    I work and work and work,
[11:53] Pekola
    but my life never gets any easier.
SIGN    but my life never gets any easier.
[11:55] Pekola
    I only stare at my hand.
SIGN    I only stare at my hand.
[11:57] Minos
    Working is fun!
[11:59] Jashin
    You work, you lose.
[12:02] Pekola
    I only stare at my hand.
SIGN    Yaki
SIGN    tori
SIGN    Ice
    Cream
SIGN    Ice
    Cream
SIGN    Ice
    Cream
[12:17] Mei
    Good morning, Miyatsuko from India.
SIGN    For
SIGN    Maharaurava
[12:21] Mei
    Have you gotten used to
    this room, Totempoleko?
SIGN    Hell
SIGN    For
SIGN    Maharaurava
[12:25] Mei
    Vastine...
SIGN    Hell
SIGN    For
SIGN    Maharaurava
[12:27] Mei
    It was really hard to bring you
    into this family, you know.
SIGN    Hell
SIGN    For
SIGN    Maharaurava
SIGN    Hell
SIGN    For
SIGN    Maharaurava
SIGN    Hell
SIGN    For
SIGN    Maharaurava
SIGN    Hell
SIGN    For
SIGN    Maharaurava
SIGN    Hell
SIGN    For
SIGN    Maharaurava
SIGN    Bus Departure Schedule
[12:32] Mei
    The way they did this bus
    dead-ule is just so wonder-four!
[12:37] Mei
    My beautiful babies...
[12:39] Mei
    Now, if I can just bring Orochimaru
    into the fold, it'll be perfect.
[12:45] Mei
    Oh, no! I can't laze around here! I'm late!
[12:51] Mei
    The supercop of the Banzaibashi
    Police Department, Tachibana Mei,
[12:55] Mei
    will protect the peace in this world!
[13:01] Mei
    I have to patrol the area to make sure
    there's no one dangerous around.
[13:13] Hashira
    A-Are you okay?!
SIGN    I'm all right. I just have a weak constitution.
SIGN    Sorry to worry you.
[13:26] Hashira
    She had such a cute voice.
[13:28] Mei
    Okay, no problems here.
[13:32] An
    Excuse me, kind young man.
[13:34] An
    Do you have any interest
     in woodblock prints?
[13:36] Hashira
    Huh? Woodblock prints?
[13:38] An
    They're a bit expensive,
    but you can pay in installments.
[13:42] An
    They will be valuable
    assets in the future.
[13:46] An
    How about just a quick peek?
[13:49] Hashira
    O-Okay, then...
[13:51] Hashira
    Just a peek.
SIGN    Gallery
    Numa
[13:53] An
    One silkscreen!
SIGN    Sale
    In Progress
SIGN    Sale
    In Progress
SIGN    Sale
    In Progress
SIGN    Sale
    In Progress
SIGN    Sale
    In Progress
SIGN    Sale
    In Progress
[13:59] Mei
    Good! No problems here!
[14:10] Mei
    Wonderful!
[14:11] Mei
    That form!
[14:13] Mei
    And the inexplicable
    Halloween-ish clothes!
[14:17] Mei
    Oh, no! It's so wonderful, I could cry!
[14:21] Mei
    Right! You're mine now!
[14:24] Mei
    Upsy-daisy...
[14:27] Staff
    Uh, excuse me...
[14:29] Staff
    Is there some problem with that statue?
[14:33] Staff
    It hasn't been rigged with
    explosives or anything, has it?
[14:37] Mei
    No. I'm just taking it home
    because it's so cute.
[14:40] Staff
    Huh?
[14:42] Mei
    He says he wants to come home with me, too.
[14:45] Mei
    Right?
[14:46] Mei
    I do!
[14:47] Mei
    See?
[14:48] Staff
    What's with this chick?
[14:50] Staff
    She's crazy. I gotta call the police.
[14:50] Mei
    Pet, pet! You're so smooth!
[14:52] Staff
    Wait, but isn't she a...
[14:53] Mei
    Oh, you're so cute!
[14:54] Staff
    Hang on, why am I dealing with this?
    I'm just a part-timer!
[14:55] Mei
    Mister Fluffy Bom-ba-ye!
    Bom-ba-ye! Bom-ba-ye!
[14:58] Staff
    There's nothing I can do!
[15:01] Mei
    Well, let's go!
[15:02] Staff
    W-Wait! You can't do that!
     That's a store mascot!
[15:05] Mei
    Ah. You just touched my butt, didn't you?
[15:07] Staff
    Huh?!
[15:08] Mei
    Eek! Pervert! Police, help me!
[15:12] Staff
    I did not touch your butt!
[15:14] Mei
    I'm taking him home.
[15:16] Staff
    Let go, you psycho bitch!
[15:19] Jashin
    That's the twisted woman from the other day.
[15:23] Jashin
    I was supposed to meet Medusa here,
[15:26] Jashin
    but I don't want this freak spotting me.
[15:29] Medusa
    Jashin-chan!
[15:32] Mei
    Jashin-chan?
[15:34] Mei
    Orochimaru!
[15:35] Medusa
    Sorry to keep you waiting. I was buying
    chicken to bring to you and Yurine-chan.
[15:40] Medusa
    What's wrong?
[15:41] Mei
    I don't need this!
    Orochimaru's the only one for me!
[15:44] Jashin
    She found me, damn it! You idiot!
[15:48] Mei
    Wait, Orochimaru!
[15:52] Jashin
    I can't stand that woman!
[15:55] Mei
    Come on, wait for me!
[15:58] Medusa
    What's wrong, Jashin-chan?
[16:00] Medusa
    If you did something bad,
    you need to atone for it.
[16:05] Jashin
    Shut up!
[16:08] Mei
    Orochimaru!
[16:16] Mei
    Bull's-eye!
[16:18] Medusa
    J-Jashin-chan! Are you okay?!
[16:21] Jashin
    You know I'm not.
SIGN    Orochimaru
[16:25] Mei
    Gotcha!
[16:29] Mei
    Oh, Orochimaru!
[16:31] Mei
    You're so beautiful... and adorable.
[16:34] Mei
    And slippery...
[16:36] Jashin
    S-Stop...
[16:38] Mei
    You're still my favorite, Orochimaru!
[16:42] Mei
    Let's take another picture to celebrate!
[16:45] Jashin
    I-I can't... Please stop...
[16:49] Medusa
    U-Uh...
SIGN    Like!
SIGN    Just now
[16:55] DevilA
    I like!
[17:03] Pekola
    It all looks so delicious!
[17:06] Poporon
    Pekola-sama, there's dessert, too.
[17:09] Pino
    And have some nectar to drink.
SIGN    m 0 0 l 0 0 l 23 0 b 24 0 24 1 24 1 l 24 14 b 24 15 23 15 23 15 l -21 15 b -21 15 -22 15 -22 14 l -22 1 b -22 1 -22 1 -22 1 b -22 1 -22 0 -21 0 l -21 0 b -21 0 -21 0 -21 0 b -21 0 -21 0 -21 0
SIGN    Angel Apprentices
[17:12] Pekola
    I can't eat all this.
[17:18] Pekola
    Veal steak...
[17:20] Pekola
    Onion gratin soup...
[17:22] Pekola
    Parfait... Cake... Unleavened bread...
[17:25] Pekola
    Bagna cauda... Tiramisu...
[17:28] Tanehashi
    Hey, part-timer!
[17:29] Pekola
    Mincemeat cutlets...
[17:30] Tanehashi
    Hey, part-timer!
[17:32] Tanehashi
    I'm talking to you, part-timer!
[17:35] Pekola
    Y-You mean me?
[17:38] Tanehashi
    I dunno if you're Pekola or not,
    but quit standing around, part-timer!
[17:42] Tanehashi
    Start moving stuff, part-timer!
[17:46] Pekola
    Why must I be treated this way?
[17:49] Pekola
    I may have fallen, but I'm a former angel!
[17:53] Pekola
    Having to carry such
    heavy boxes up a staircase...
[17:57] Pekola
    What is this, the Holy
    Emperor Cross Mausoleum?
[18:00] Pekola
    We have to carry these heavy boxes up these
    stairs, then go back down in an elevator.
[18:06] Pekola
    Over and over again.
[18:09] Pekola
    All for 400 yen per hour!
[18:11] Pekola
    Why is it a measly 400 yen?! Isn't the minimum
    wage in Tokyo 958 yen excluding tax?!
[18:18] Pekola
    Well, I suppose I have no choice
    if I want to live on Earth.
[18:23] Pekola
    There's no other place that would take in
    someone like me with no background.
[18:30] Pekola
    Oof.
[18:32] Pekola
    That was heavy.
[18:33] Pekola
    What in the world is in this box, anyway?
[18:36] Tanehashi
    If you're done, get back down here
    and get the next one, part-timer!
[18:40] Pekola
    That human has such
    a stupid-sounding voice...
SIGN    Doesn't sound
    intelligent at all
SIGN    Doesn't sound
    intelligent at all
[18:47] Pekola
    I have a feeling there's something
    very wrong about this whole process...
[18:58] Long Hair
    The relationship between the theory
    of relativity and warp navigation
[19:01] Long Hair
    parallels the relationship between
    dark matter and black holes...
[19:08] Pekola
    I know I didn't have a choice in workplaces,
    but I clearly ended up at a very scary one!
[19:16] Pekola
    Stare...
[19:20] Pekola
    This human seems decent.
[19:25] Hottie
    A g-giant praying mantis... is...
[19:30] Hottie
    is coming to kill me and eat me...
[19:34] Hottie
    N-No... Stay back...
[19:37] Hottie
    Stay away from me!
[19:40] Mantis
    Praying mantis.
[19:45] Hottie
    I wouldn't taste any good, you know!
SIGN    White-
    Eyed
SIGN    White-
    Eyed
[19:55] Hottie
    The praying mantis... wants me...
[19:57] Pekola
    Praying... mantis...
SIGN    White-
    Eyed
[20:02] Mantis
    Praying mantis.
[20:03] Hottie
    Praying mantis... Praying mantis...
[20:10] Jashin
    I drank too much.
[20:14] Jashin
    Hey, fallen angel!
[20:16] Jashin
    Bet ya don't eat a lot of sushi, do ya?
[20:19] Jashin
    This is s'posed to be for Yurine,
[20:21] Jashin
    but I'm willin' to give ya a bite!
SIGN    Urp
SIGN    SPLAT
SIGN    Fell
    asleep
    in her
    puke
[20:50] Pekola
    I'm exhausted.
[20:53] Pekola
    I'm grateful they pay in cash,
[20:57] Pekola
    but being worked to the bone
    for eight hours for just 3,200 yen...
[21:01] Pekola
    I'll use 1,000 of this
    for food and necessities,
[21:05] Pekola
    and save the other 2,200 yen.
[21:09] Pekola
    But for now, I need to rest up for tomorrow.
[21:19] Pekola
    My house!
[21:22] Pekola
    You again?!
[21:32] Pekola
    I work in those conditions
    for such a low wage,
[21:35] Pekola
    then have my house destroyed by a devil...
[21:39] Pekola
    And no one is coming to
    take me back to Heaven...
[21:44] Pekola
    I'm... I'm...
[22:07] Pekola
    Oh, a shooting star!
[23:40] Jashin
    The gospel rings out.
[23:42] Jashin
    Jacob's Ladder drops from
    a gap in the overcast sky.
[23:46] Jashin
    With a beam of light,
    a new angel descends.
[23:49] Jashin
    Dropkick on My Devil returns next time
    with a Shining Wizard to your heart!

Season 1

E6 -

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[01:31] Jashin
    It's done!
[01:34] Jashin
    Dinner tonight is curry!
[01:41] Yurine
    Pork cutlet curry, huh?
[01:43] Yurine/Jashin
    Let's eat!
[01:47] Yurine/Jashin
    Great meal.
[01:56] Minos
    Curry tonight, eh?
[01:58] Minos
    Bet that's tasty.
SIGN    The Next Evening
SIGN    The Next Evening
[02:04] Jashin
    Dinner tonight is curry again!
[02:08] Yurine
    Hamburg steak curry.
[02:11] Yurine
    Curry's always better the day after.
[02:14] Yurine/Jashin
    Let's eat!
[02:17] Yurine/Jashin
    Great meal.
SIGN    The Next Evening Yet Again
SIGN    The Next Evening Yet Again
[02:23] Jashin
    Dinner tonight is curry yet again!
[02:26] Yurine
    Hang on. Hang on, hang on.
[02:28] Yurine
    This isn't gonna go on for
    the next 20 minutes, is it?
[02:32] Jashin
    Don't worry about that.
[02:34] Jashin
    This is the last of the curry.
[02:36] Yurine
    Still, if it's the third day of curry...
[02:40] Yurine
    Rock, paper, scissors... Shoot.
[02:43] Jashin
    I won...
[02:47] Yurine
    Jashin-chan, since you won, I grant you
    the right to go get the mayonnaise.
[02:52] Jashin
    Yes, ma'am! With pleasure!
[02:56] Jashin
    Here!
SIGN    Yurine
SIGN    Yurine
SIGN    Yurine
SIGN    Yurine
SIGN    Yurine
[02:57] Yurine
    Thanks.
SIGN    Yurine
SIGN    Yurine
SIGN    Yurine
SIGN    Yurine
SIGN    Yurine
[03:04] Jashin
    Y-You're not gonna put that
    on the curry, are you?
[03:07] Yurine
    That's exactly what I'm gonna do.
[03:10] Jashin
    Mayo on curry?!
[03:12] Jashin
    There's no way that'll taste good!
[03:14] Yurine
    They go great together.
[03:19] Yurine
    Go on, try it.
[03:30] Jashin
    This... This is great!
[03:32] Yurine
    See?
[03:33] Jashin
    Why?! Why is this actually good?!
[03:35] Yurine
    Because it's mayonnaise.
[03:37] Jashin
    That's not really an answer, but it is good.
[03:41] Jashin
    No questioning that.
[03:43] Jashin
    Mayonnaise on curry... It's Muhammad.
[03:47] Jashin
    It tot-Ali works!
[03:49] Jashin
    I've made up my mind!
[03:50] Jashin
    I'm making curry again tomorrow!
[03:53] Yurine
    Again?
[04:01] Yurine
    Wow...
[04:03] Yurine
    I didn't know you could buy
    stuff like this on Amazon, too.
[04:07] Yurine
    You're really making curry again, huh?
[04:10] Jashin
    Yep. I'm making chicken curry.
[04:14] Jashin
    If you walk at Mach speed,
[04:16] Jashin
    I live five minutes away from the station...
[04:22] Yurine
    Which do you think is sharper,
    a katar or a chakram?
[04:30] Yurine
    Hey...
[04:32] Yurine
    Are you listening?
[04:34] Yurine
    Huh?
[04:37] Yurine
    She disappeared.
[04:40] Jashin
    Huh?
[04:41] Jashin
    What's going on?
[04:43] Jashin
    What the heck just happened?
[04:45] DevilA
    Allow me to explain!
[04:47] DevilA
    When Jashin-chan was making the curry,
[04:50] DevilA
    by pure coincidence, her stirring
     pattern drew a magic circle.
[04:54] DevilA
    The chicken was sacrificed,
[04:55] Jashin
    If you walk at Mach speed,
[04:56] DevilA
    and the random song she sang
[04:58] Jashin
    I live five minutes away from the station...
[04:59] DevilA
    just happened to be the incantation to
    open a dimensional portal, and as a result...
[05:05] DevilA
    Jashin-chan warped away!
[05:10] Jashin
    Where am I?
[05:12] Jashin
    It looks vaguely familiar...
[05:19] Jashin
    It's the entrance to Hell!
SIGN    Welcome to Hell
SIGN    666m ahead
SIGN    Free parking
SIGN    (capacity:
    666 cars)
[05:22] Jashin
    How did I end up at the entrance
    to Hell when I was stirring curry?
[05:27] Jashin
    Wait! Maybe...
[05:29] Jashin
    The kitchen exploded in a gas fire...
SIGN    Kaboom*!
SIGN    Kaboom!
SIGN    Kaboom!
SIGN    Kaboom!
[05:32] Jashin
    and Yurine died, allowing me to go home?
SIGN    Kaboom!*
[05:35] Yurine
    Hidebu.
[05:39] Jashin
    Nah, if that had happened,
    I would've been blown to bits and dead, too.
[05:44] Jashin
    I don't know what happened, but until
    I meet the conditions to return home,
[05:49] Jashin
    I'm just going to be turned away at the gate.
[05:52] Medusa
    Hey, doesn't that lady look
    kinda like a grown-up Jashin-chan?
[05:57] Jashin
    She looks nothing like me.
[05:59] Jashin
    The only thing that's the same is
    we both have the bottom half of a snake.
[06:02] Minos
    She looks just like you.
    Are you sure you're not related?
[06:12] Jashin
    A tiny Medusa...
[06:14] Jashin
    Minos...
[06:16] Jashin
    and me!
[06:18] Medusa
    It seems she knows us.
[06:21] Minos
    She must be one of your relatives.
[06:23] Jashin
    Are you my relative, lady?
[06:25] Jashin
    Where'd you come from?
[06:28] Jashin
    I was cooking dinner in the
    human realm a minute ago,
[06:30] Jashin
    and the next thing I knew, I was here.
[06:33] Medusa
    The human realm?
[06:35] Minos
    I heard there's nobody in the human
    realm right now 'cause of a big flood.
[06:39] Jashin
    Huh?!
[06:40] Jashin
    A big flood... Wait, would that be...
[06:43] Jashin
    the one that happened
     about 7,000 years ago?
[06:47] Jashin
    So that means...
[06:48] Jashin
    I came back to Hell, but it's the past?
[06:53] Three
    What?!
[06:55] Medusa
    You're Jashin-chan from the future?
[06:58] Jashin
    I know it's hard to believe, but yeah.
[07:01] Medusa
    I believe you!
[07:03] Medusa
    'Cause your eyes
    don't look like a liar's eyes!
[07:07] Jashin
    You're so precious, Medusa.
[07:09] Jashin
    Don't ever let any weird
    grown-ups deceive you.
[07:13] Minos
    Hey, lady!
[07:15] Minos
    What am I like in the future?
[07:20] Jashin
    Well, this pancake chest of yours...
[07:23] Jashin
    looks more like this. Bwoing.
[07:27] Minos
    "Bwoing"? Awesome! I sound super strong!
[07:30] Jashin
    You sure are. Not as strong as me, though.
[07:33] Medusa
    What about me?
[07:37] Jashin
    You do nothing but work.
[07:40] Jashin
    There are these fantastic things
    in the future called ATMs...
[07:44] Jashin
    What about me? What am I like?
[07:48] Jashin
    This.
[07:49] Jashin
    Huh?
[07:50] Jashin
    Literally this.
[07:52] Jashin
    Please no!
[07:55] Jashin
    I wanted to end up cooler! Like this!
[08:00] Jashin
    That looks nothing like us!
[08:02] Jashin
    I'm in real trouble, though.
[08:05] Jashin
    How do I get back to the
    human realm I was just in?
[08:09] Jashin
    You can leave that to us!
[08:12] Jashin
    We'll send you back with the secret ritual!
[08:18] Staff
    Here's your curry.
SIGN    The
    Original
SIGN    Hell
    Curry
SIGN    Genuine Hell Curry
SIGN    The
    Original
SIGN    The Original!!
    Hell Curry
SIGN    Super Spicy
SIGN    Super Spicy
SIGN    The
    Original
SIGN    Hell
    Curry
[08:27] DevilA
    This curry is super spicy.
[08:30] Three
    Zazas, zazas, nasatanada zazas...
[08:38] Three
    Zurolo, zoas, nanomiala, hekau...
[08:40] Jashin
    Oh, right, this thing. Yeah, I remember it.
[08:43] Jashin
    But it won't work.
[08:46] Three
    Zurazza, zavai...
[08:46] Jashin
    I tried it over and over,
[08:49] Jashin
    but it never worked., Not even once...
[08:49] Three
    Infernum.
[08:56] Jashin
    She disappeared.
[08:57] Medusa
    Does that mean it worked?
[09:01] Medusa
    Did you remember to pray
    that she'd make it back?
[09:03] Jashin
    Nah, I was thinking about dinner.
[09:06] Minos
    Yeah, I'm hungry!
[09:08] Minos
    Wonder what's for dinner.
[09:09] Jashin
    I hope it's curry!
[09:11] Minos
    Curry sounds great!
[09:12] Jashin
    Chicken curry is my favorite.
[09:14] Minos
    Mine's beef curry!
[09:14] Medusa
    I hope she made it home...
[09:16] Jashin
    What are you, a cannibal?
[09:18] Minos
    Oh, shut up.
SIGN    Indian Style
SIGN    Indian Style
SIGN    Tasty
SIGN    Tasty
SIGN    Naan
SIGN    Naan
[09:22] Jashin
    Ow, ow, ow...
SIGN    Indian Style
SIGN    Indian Style
SIGN    Tasty
SIGN    Tasty
SIGN    Naan
SIGN    Naan
[09:25] Jashin
    Huh? Oh, I really made it back.
[09:28] Yurine
    "Made it back," my ass.
[09:32] Yurine
    You just disappeared into thin air,
[09:34] Yurine
    and now, you suddenly
    show up on top of the table,
[09:37] Yurine
    and splatter my food all over me.
[09:40] Yurine
    Curry stains are very
    difficult to get out, you know.
[09:44] Yurine
    Right?
[09:49] Delivery
    Amazon delivery.
SIGN    Amazon
[09:53] Yurine
    I just ordered these...
[09:58] Yurine
    And they're here already.
[10:00] Yurine
    That's Prime for you.
[10:06] Yurine
    And they're both impressively sharp.
[10:08] Jashin
    I'm more shocked that
    you were eating dinner
[10:11] Jashin
    without a care in the world
    even after I disappeared!
[10:15] Minos
    Curry again today?
[10:17] Minos
    Bet that's tasty!
SIGN    With Snake Meat
SIGN    Super Spicy
[10:20] Jashin
    Both love and curry
    need lots of time to cook!
[10:30] Yurine
    It's the end of August,
    but it's still so hot.
[10:37] Yurine
    Don't ignore me. Say something.
[10:44] Boy StudentA
    The shaved ice from that little stand
    was really good, huh?
[10:47] Boy StudentB
    Yeah. The lemon syrup was awesome.
[10:51] Jashin
    I want some shaved ice!
[10:53] Yurine
    Was there a shaved ice stand around here?
[10:57] Jashin
    That must be it!
SIGN    Shaved Ice
SIGN    Shaved Ice
SIGN    Shaved Ice
SIGN    Shaved Ice
[11:02] Yusa
    Get your nice, cold shaved ice here!
[11:05] Jashin
    Yusa! Koji!
[11:07] DevilA
    Huh?
[11:07] Yusa
    Oh, it's good to see you two again.
[11:10] Yurine
    So the stand they were
    talking about was yours.
SIGN    Shaved Ice
[11:13] Yusa
    It's the off-season at my job in Hell,
[11:16] Yusa
    so we came to work here.
[11:18] Yusa
    Business has been quite good.
[11:20] Jashin
    What?
[11:21] Jashin
    Shaved ice is profitable?!
[11:23] Yurine
    Listen, Jashin-chan.
[11:25] Yurine
    It's profitable for Yusa-san and her sister
[11:28] Yurine
    because they can create the ice
     and some of the syrup themselves.
[11:31] Yurine
    So even if you tried it...
SIGN    Shaved
    Ice
SIGN    Lemon
SIGN    Strawberry
[11:35] Yurine
    I was too late.
[11:40] DevilA
    Brain freeze! Brain freeze!
[11:45] Jashin
    I'll make a fortune selling shaved ice, too!
[11:49] Jashin
    They're selling it for 200 yen, so...
[11:53] Jashin
    I'll sell it for 300 yen!
[11:56] Yurine
    Who would buy that when
    it's only 200 yen right next door?
[12:00] Chiba
    One melon, please.
SIGN    Ja
SIGN    shin
SIGN    Shaved Ice
SIGN    Grape
SIGN    Blue
    Hawaii
SIGN    Melon
SIGN    Lemon
SIGN    Strawberry
[12:02] Jashin
    I sold one!
[12:04] Yurine
    No way.
[12:07] Jashin
    They're still coming!
SIGN    Ja
SIGN    shin
SIGN    Shaved Ice
[12:09] Yurine
    I guess people lose the ability
    to reason when it's hot.
[12:15] Jashin
    But productivity is so low
    with this shaved ice maker.
[12:21] Jashin
    And those two can just
    produce ice instantly...
[12:29] Jashin
    In that case...
[12:32] Jashin
    I'll use both hands and my tail
    to crank three at once!
SIGN    Ja
SIGN    shin
SIGN    Shaved Ice
[12:37] Yurine
    Hilarious.
[12:41] DevilA
    The headache you get when eating
    shaved ice is called an "ice cream headache."
[12:46] DevilA
    That's the official scientific term!
[12:49] DevilA
    Even when it's shaved ice you're eating,
[12:51] DevilA
    it's an ice cream headache!
SIGN    Ja
SIGN    shin
SIGN    Shaved Ice
SIGN    Ja
SIGN    shin
SIGN    Shaved Ice
SIGN    Ja
SIGN    shin
SIGN    Shaved Ice
SIGN    Ja
SIGN    shin
SIGN    Shaved Ice
SIGN    Ja
SIGN    shin
SIGN    Shaved Ice
SIGN    Ja
SIGN    shin
SIGN    Shaved Ice
[12:59] Jashin
    It's not selling at all anymore.
[13:02] Jashin
    But there's such a long
    line at their stand...
SIGN    Shaved
    Ice
[13:08] Jashin
    Damn that Koji!
[13:10] Jashin
    I'm gonna change her nickname to Mimori and
     make it harder to establish her character!
[13:14] Yurine
    You know, very few people
    are gonna get that reference.
[13:18] Girl StudentA
    Wow, look at this!
[13:20] Girl StudentA
    It's so fluffy!
[13:21] Girl StudentB
    It's monstrously good!
[13:23] Yurine
    They're devils, not monsters, actually.
[13:29] Jashin
    This cheap store-bought ice and syrup
    and these toy shaved ice makers
[13:34] Jashin
    could never beat their
    smooth, fluffy shaved ice.
[13:38] Jashin
    If I want to win, I need
    to get the best stuff there is!
[13:44] Jashin
    I'm going to collect natural ice
    from the top of Mount Fuji!
SIGN    The air's so thin.
SIGN    But it's a power spot...
SIGN    I pray I'll find Jashin-chan.
[14:12] Jashin
    Ice! Ice! Ice! Ice! Ice!
[14:18] Jashin
    I got it!
[14:20] Yurine
    You sure are energetic today.
[14:23] Jashin
    And to make the ice smooth and fluffy...
[14:27] Jashin
    An industrial shaved ice maker
    and luxury syrups!
[14:31] Jashin
    There it is!
[14:32] Yurine
    That stuff must have been expensive...
[14:35] Jashin
    Medusa, I'll use this stuff
    I bought with your money to win.
[14:42] (Flashback) Medusa
    Good luck!
[14:43] Yurine
    Did she die?
SIGN    Did she die?
[14:44] Jashin
    And to finish off Yusa and Koji...
[14:48] Jashin
    I'll sell 'em for...
[14:49] Jashin
    five yen!
[14:51] Yurine
    You're gonna be in so much debt.
[14:56] Jashin
    I'll beat them in sales
    using my superior ice!
[15:00] Yurine
    That's not even the goal
    you started with anymore.
[15:00] Jashin
    Smooth and fluffy, smooth
    and fluffy, smooth and fluffy!
[15:05] Jashin
    Yusa and Koji!
[15:06] Jashin
    This is the end for both of you!
[15:10] Jashin
    Now, humans!
[15:13] Jashin
    This is the best shaved ice of all!
[15:16] Jashin
    Now buy it!
[15:17] YakuzaA
    Pardon me, little snake girl.
[15:20] Jashin
    Huh?
[15:21] YakuzaA
    Did you get permission to do business here?
[15:25] Jashin
    Uh... Permission?
[15:28] Yusa
    We got permission.
SIGN    Permission Form
SIGN    Permission Form
SIGN    Permission Form
[15:32] YakuzaA
    Looks like you didn't.
[15:35] Jashin
    Buh... Wha... Uh...
[15:36] YakuzaB
    You're gonna have to come with us.
[15:40] YakuzaA
    Her bottom half's a snake, but I bet
    we could make some money off the top half.
[15:46] YakuzaB
    The snake part ain't half bad, either.
[15:50] Yusa
    She looks like she wants some help.
[15:53] Yurine
    No, that face is saying,
    "I'm fine. Don't worry."
[15:58] DevilA
    Step right up! It's steaming hot!
SIGN    Devil Shaved Ice
SIGN    m 0 0 l 100 0 100 100 0 100
SIGN    m 0 0 l 100 0 100 100 0 100
SIGN    m 0 -5 l 100 0 100 100 0 100
SIGN    m 0 -10 l 100 0 100 100 0 100
SIGN    Grape
SIGN    Melon
SIGN    Anko
SIGN    Curry
SIGN    Curry Shaved Ice
[16:00] Chiba/Ozaki
    We'll take it!
[16:08] Pekola
    There.
[16:09] Pekola
    That should do it.
[16:15] Pekola
    So heavy...
[16:17] Pekola
    And I've barely eaten anything,
    so I have no strength...
[16:25] Pekola
    What is such a big rock doing here?
[16:29] Pekola
    If only I had my halo,
    I could turn it into bread...
[16:37] Pekola
    Now I have enough water
    for today and tomorrow.
[16:42] Pekola
    It's all torn up here.
[16:45] Pekola
    There we go.
[16:49] Poporon
    I found you, Pekola-sama.
[16:52] Pekola
    Y-You're the apprentice angel!
[16:55] Poporon
    Poporon.
[16:57] Poporon
    And I'm not an apprentice
    anymore. I'm an angel.
SIGN    m 0 0 l 0 0 l 23 0 b 24 0 24 1 24 1 l 24 14 b 24 15 23 15 23 15 l -21 15 b -21 15 -22 15 -22 14 l -22 1 b -22 1 -22 1 -22 1 b -22 1 -22 0 -21 0 l -21 0 b -21 0 -21 0 -21 0 b -21 0 -21 0 -21 0
SIGN    Angel Apprentices
[17:03] Poporon
    You didn't show up on the angel radar app.
[17:06] Poporon
    You were very hard to find.
[17:08] Pekola
    As you can see, I've lost my halo,
[17:11] Pekola
    so I couldn't even contact
    anyone about getting home!
[17:14] Poporon
    Oh, so that's why you weren't on the radar.
SIGN    The specified angel could not be found
[17:18] Pekola
    I waited for so long for someone
    to come and get me...
[17:20] Pekola
    Now I can finally, finally return to Heaven!
[17:25] Pekola
    The first thing I want to do is take
    a good, long soak in the big bath...
[17:30] Pekola
    And after my bath, I'll drink
    some nectar and eat until I'm full,
[17:35] Pekola
    and then, I'll sleep comfortably
    in a nice, warm bed.
[17:38] Pekola
    Now, hurry up and take me back to Heaven—
[17:42] Pekola
    Huh?
[17:44] Poporon
    Bye-bye, Pekola-sama.
[17:54] Poporon
    Hey, don't jump out of the way.
[17:56] Pekola
    Wh-What is going on?
[17:59] Poporon
    Here comes the next one!
[18:01] Poporon
    One, two...
[18:02] Poporon
    Yakisoba!
[18:13] Pekola
    Wh-Why?
[18:16] Poporon
    Well, you see, since you
    went missing, I'm filling in for you.
[18:24] Poporon
    But if you came back,
    I'd be sent back to my previous position.
[18:28] Poporon
    And then, my fun days of bossing
    the other angels around would end.
[18:33] Pekola
    Wait, I don't understand...
[18:37] Poporon
    Ugh! You're so infuriatingly stupid!
[18:40] Poporon
    So long as you don't come back,
     I can continue having fun every day!
[18:46] Pekola
    So you're saying you didn't come
     to take me back home, but to...
[18:52] Poporon
    I came to eliminate you.
[18:56] Pekola
    I thought...
[18:58] Pekola
    I thought I'd finally get to go home...
[19:01] Pekola
    I can't believe this is happening...
[19:05] Poporon
    I sure am lucky.
[19:06] Poporon
    If you can't use your angel powers,
[19:09] Poporon
    aren't you just a lump of meat?
[19:11] Pekola
    Meat...
[19:12] Poporon
    Or maybe just garbage.
[19:13] Pekola
    Garbage...
[19:13] Poporon
    That makes it so easy.
[19:16] Pekola
    I always sensed there was something
    about you that wasn't very angelic,
[19:20] Pekola
    but I had no idea it was this severe.
[19:23] Poporon
    I'm not an angel because I'm fit to be one.
[19:27] Poporon
    I'm an angel because I was born to be one.
[19:34] Jashin
    Heya, slay ya.
[19:37] Jashin
    What? Were you busy?
[19:39] Poporon
    Why is a devil here?
[19:41] Jashin
    Here's some curry.
    Yurine told me to bring it to you.
[19:45] Pekola
    C-Curry!
[19:47] Pekola
    B-But I can't accept charity from a witch.
[19:50] Jashin
    What? You saying you can't eat my curry?
[19:52] Poporon
    Excuse me...
[19:54] Jashin
    It's really tasty.
[19:56] Poporon
    Hey!
[19:57] Poporon
    You're in my way!
[19:59] Poporon
    I'll eliminate you later, all right?
[20:01] Poporon
    So move!
[20:08] Poporon
    What is this potato-filled slop, anyway?
[20:11] Poporon
    Would you just go away?
[20:12] (Flashback) Jashin
    It tastes great.
[20:14] (Flashback) Jashin
    Curry's best the day after it's made.
[20:17] (Flashback) Jashin
    It needs lots of time to cook. The third day!
[20:24] Jashin
    Garam masala!
[20:28] Jashin
    Jashin-chan Dropkick!
[20:33] Jashin
    Spicy!
[20:35] Jashin
    What do you think you're
    doing to my curry, you brat?!
[20:39] Jashin
    You can waste human lives all you want,
[20:41] Jashin
    but don't you dare waste food!
[20:46] Jashin
    The packing tape!
[20:46] Pekola
    H-Here!
[20:56] Man
    Kazuyo, this is my revenge
     for you dumping me.
SIGN    Suicide Note
[21:02] Man
    God, forgive me for wasting this life.
[21:16] Man
    I don't wanna die! Save me! Mommy!
[21:27] Pekola
    Poporon is gone...
[21:29] Jashin
    So who was that, anyway?
[21:31] Pekola
    Oh, uh...
[21:32] Jashin
    I guess it doesn't matter anymore.
[21:34] Jashin
    I'm hungry after all that running.
[21:37] Jashin
    Let's go.
[21:39] Jashin
    Yurine won't believe me if I tell her
    some weird chick dumped the curry.
[21:43] Jashin
    If she's just gonna make me bring you more,
    you might as well eat at the house with us.
[21:49] Pekola
    B-But a devil's cooking...
[21:51] Jashin
    Quit complaining and come with me.
[21:55] Jashin
    You should never let curry go to waste.
[22:01] Pekola
    Well, she did save me today.
[23:40] Jashin
    A girl who hid her face all her life now
    walks with confidence in the sun's rays.
[23:46] Jashin
    But this happiness would only
     last but a brief moment.
[23:49] Jashin
    Dropkick on My Devil returns next time
    with a Tope in Reversa to your heart!

Season 1

E7 -

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[01:35] Jashin
    I wanted to stop by the arcade.
[01:37] Jashin
    The latest in the fruit figure series,
    the mango, is out.
[01:41] Jashin
    But I bought frozen food today, so I can't.
SIGN    Shirokuma Almond Jelly
SIGN    Shirokuma Almond Jelly
SIGN    Shirokuma Almond Jelly
SIGN    Shirokuma Almond Jelly
SIGN    Shirokuma Almond Jelly
SIGN    Shirokuma Almond Jelly
[01:46] Jashin
    Too bad.
[01:47] Jashin
    Man, I want a mango...
[01:49] Poporon
    Here she comes.
[01:50] Jashin
    'Cause it's lukewarm...
[02:02] Poporon
    I'm over here.
[02:04] Poporon
    How'd you like the power of my Light Sword?
[02:07] Jashin
    Sword?
[02:08] Poporon
    You had some nerve to do
    what you did last time, Potato!
[02:11] Jashin
    Pota...?
[02:12] Jashin
    My name's not Potato! It's Jashin-chan!
[02:15] Jashin
    And who are you, anyway?!
[02:18] Poporon
    I'm Poporon-chan, the angel you
    wrapped up and flung into the ocean!
[02:29] Jashin
    Did that happen?
[02:31] Poporon
    Don't tell me you forgot!
[02:35] Jashin
    The Shirokuma almond jelly Yurine asked
    me to buy! H-H-H-How could you do this?!
[02:39] Poporon
    Huh? What even is this stuff?
    Just shut up and listen to—
[02:43] Jashin
    Oh no... This won't end well!
[02:46] (Flashback) Yurine
    If you can't even do a shopping run right...
SIGN    Wahhhhhhhhh
[02:56] Jashin
    Damn you! First, it was my slow-cooked curry,
    and now you've ruined my almond jelly!
[03:01] Poporon
    Who cares?
[03:02] Jashin
    Say what?!
[03:04] Jashin
    I should've gone to the arcade
    instead of running that errand!
[03:08] Jashin
    I bet I would've won it today!
    I could've had that mango!
[03:08] Poporon
    I can't accept things as they stand!
[03:11] Poporon
    An angel can't just lose to a devil!
[03:13] Jashin
    I could've had the mango...
    Fresh mangos are so yummy...
[03:16] Poporon
    Listen to me!
[03:17] Jashin
    Huh?
[03:18] Poporon
    You devils are nothing but an eyesore!
    You're an inferior species unworthy of life!
[03:23] Poporon
    Would you just go away?!
[03:25] Jashin
    Nope.
[03:26] Poporon
    Yes! Go away!
[03:27] Jashin
    Nope. Not gonna.
[03:28] Jashin
    Never going away.
[03:30] Poporon
    You're pissing me off! Just die!
[03:35] Poporon
    What?!
[03:35] Jashin
    I've been practicing catching
    swords in case of surprise attacks.
[03:40] Poporon
    Impossible... How?
[03:42] Poporon
    Are you okay? Your hand's impaled on a spike.
[03:44] Jashin
    Ow! That hurts!
[03:46] Poporon
    What are you, an idiot?
[03:48] Jashin
    You keep making fun of devils!
[03:51] Jashin
    Are you that much better?!
    Who's an angel, anyway?
[04:03] Jashin
    What is this? I feel as if
    power is rising within me!
[04:08] Jashin
    After absorbing the power of an angel,
[04:11] Jashin
    Jashin-chan is now a Super Jashin-chan,
    a fusion of good and evil!
[04:14] Poporon
    My halo had that much power?!
[04:18] Jashin
    Guess not.
[04:19] Jashin
    Aw, I guess it was just really shiny!
[04:22] Jashin
    What a letdown!
[04:24] Poporon
    But without my halo, I can't use my powers!
[04:27] Jashin
    Yay!
[04:29] Jashin
    What'd you call that? The Light Sword?
[04:32] Jashin
    Without your powers,
    I guess it's just a spiky bat now, huh?
[04:35] Jashin
    What are you gonna do?
[04:38] Jashin
    And now the inferior species,
    the devil, gets her turn!
[04:41] Jashin
    I'm getting all excited now!
[04:44] Jashin
    Here I go!
[04:46] Jashin
    Get... ready... for...
[04:50] Poporon
    Hey...
[04:51] Poporon
    Hey, did you really take me
    seriously? I was just kidding.
[04:54] Poporon
    It's better for angels and devils
    to get along, right?
[04:57] Poporon
    I'm opposed to Armageddons!
[04:59] Poporon
    Good day to you!
[05:01] Jashin
    She was pretty cunning for an angel.
[05:03] Jashin
    She reminds me of someone...
[05:06] DevilA
    Here's who!
[05:07] Jashin
    Oh, right!
[05:08] Jashin
    The Shirokuma almond jelly!
[05:11] Jashin
    She's gonna kill me for sure.
[05:15] Poporon
    It's the perfect weapon for an angel, no?
[05:21] Minos
    Medusa told me about this
     great curry place the other day.
[05:25] Minos
    It's called Manten,
    and their servings are huge!
[05:27] Jashin
    Once again...
[05:28] Minos
    It was so good! And the staff was so cheerful
    that it felt like such a great place to be!
[05:29] Jashin
    Yurine swapped the super-thin castella
    I tried to serve Minos back to me.
[05:33] Yurine
    Cool. Where's Medusa today?
[05:36] Minos
    Oh, she said she was going out with a friend.
[05:39] Jashin
    A friend?!
[05:40] Minos
    What's wrong, Jashin-chan?
[05:42] Jashin
    A friend? Medusa has...
[05:44] Jashin
    another friend besides me?!
[05:47] Medusa
    A-T-M.
SIGN    A(migo-ship) T(erminated) M(oocher)
[05:51] Jashin
    That traitor!
[05:51] Minos
    Jashin-chan? Hey, Jashin-chan? What's wrong?
[05:53] Jashin
    She never had anyone she could
    go out with other than me before!
[05:55] Minos
    Answer me! Hey, can I eat that? Huh?
[06:01] Jashin
    I'll blow up her phone!
    I'll get her here right now!
SIGN    DAI
SIGN    DAI
[06:07] DevilA
    Daimaru-yaki!
SIGN    DAI
SIGN    DAI
SIGN    DAI
SIGN    DAI
SIGN    DAI
SIGN    DAI
SIGN    DAI
SIGN    DAI
SIGN    DAI
SIGN    DAI
[06:10] Minos
    Well, I gotta get to my part-time job.
[06:16] Jashin
    You absolute hussy! I heard all about it!
    Who'd you make friends with, huh?!
[06:20] Jashin
    Who do you have that you can
    go out with other than me?!
[06:23] Medusa
    Uh... That's...
[06:26] Jashin
    Seriously? You're gonna give me
    a "How'd you find out?" face?
[06:29] Jashin
    How shameless can you be, you hussy?!
    Are you some kinda dancing queen?!
[06:33] Yurine
    Are you jealous?
[06:35] Yurine
    Who Medusa goes out with is her choice.
[06:38] Jashin
    I-I'm not jealous at all!
[06:41] Jashin
    I don't care what this basic,
    low-ranked chick does.
[06:44] Jashin
    I just find it unforgivable
     for some reason!
[06:46] Yurine
    I think that's what you call being jealous.
[06:48] Jashin
    Just tell me already!
    Who'd you go out with, you traitor?!
[06:52] Medusa
    U-Uh, it was...
[06:56] Jashin
    So you do feel guilty. So guilty
    you can't even bear to tell me!
[07:00] Jashin
    After all those times you said you loved me!
    What's your problem?!
[07:02] Yurine
    Well, I think I'll go to the bookstore.
[07:05] Jashin
    Save that for later!
[07:07] Jashin
    I want you to hear every last detail
    of this hussy's dastardly deeds!
[07:10] Yurine
    Do you ever shut up?
[07:13] Medusa
    You're so cruel, Jashin-chan.
[07:15] Medusa
    Do you have to keep calling me
    "hussy" and "traitor"?
[07:18] Jashin
    C-Cry all you want.
    I still won't forgive you.
[07:20] Jashin
    Why don't you just explain
    what this is all about?
[07:24] Medusa
    I didn't tell you because
    I thought I wasn't supposed to.
[07:27] Jashin
    Huh?
[07:28] Medusa
    You're the one who told me not to.
SIGN    A Few Days Prior
[07:31] DevilA
    A few days prior...
SIGN    A Few Days Prior
SIGN    A Few Days Prior
SIGN    A Few Days Prior
SIGN    A Few Days Prior
SIGN    A Few Days Prior
SIGN    A Few Days Prior
SIGN    A Few Days Prior
[07:34] Jashin
    I got so hung up on getting that figure
    at the arcade, I blew 5,000 yen on it.
SIGN    Fruit
SIGN    Figure
SIGN    Grapes
[07:39] Jashin
    What's with this stupid figure, anyway?!
    Grapes?! Who the hell even needs this?!
SIGN    Fruit
SIGN    Figure
SIGN    Grapes
SIGN    Fruit
SIGN    Figure
SIGN    Grapes
[07:43] Jashin
    I got too serious because of the mango!
[07:47] Jashin
    I burned through all my spending money!
[07:51] Jashin
    Medusa, do you love me?
[07:55] Medusa
    Where'd that come from? Of course I love you.
[08:00] Jashin
    I can't go on living without money!
[08:02] Jashin
    What am I supposed to do now?!
[08:05] Medusa
    Don't cry, Jashin-chan.
[08:07] Medusa
    It'll be okay. I'll just work more.
[08:09] Jashin
    What? You will?
[08:10] Medusa
    I'll protect you, Jashin-chan!
[08:12] Jashin
    Really?
[08:13] Jashin
    Aw, I'm sorry. I wasn't saying it
    to get you to do that or anything.
[08:19] Medusa
    Okay.
[08:19] Jashin
    But don't tell them you want
    more work because of me.
[08:22] Jashin
    It'd make me the bad guy.
[08:24] Medusa
    Okay, I won't.
[08:27] Medusa
    So I told Minos I was going out
    with a friend to cover it up.
[08:30] Medusa
    I wasn't even sure if I should
    talk about it in front of Yurine-san...
[08:34] Medusa
    But you keep being mean, calling me a hussy
     and a traitor and saying I kept quiet
[08:38] Medusa
    because I felt guilty...
[08:40] Jashin
    Hey, Yurine, why don't you
    go to the bookstore?
[08:43] Jashin
    Guess it's too late now, huh?
[08:46] Jashin
    But "hussy" is just wrong.
    Who called you a hussy?
[08:49] Jashin
    Dancing queen? In this case,
    you're more like "Money, Money, Money."
[08:55] Medusa
    They're both mean!
[08:56] Yurine
    Jashin-chan...
[08:57] Yurine
    You really are the
    absolute worst, aren't you?
[09:01] Yurine
    I actually feel sorry for you.
[09:03] Yurine
    I know you're a devil,
    but you'd really sink that low?
[09:09] Jashin
    Huh? You're not gonna do anything to me?
[09:11] Yurine
    Medusa, I'll walk you to the station.
[09:14] Medusa
    Okay...
SIGN    DAI
SIGN    DAI
[09:15] DevilA
    Nom.
[09:20] Jashin
    What is this feeling?
[09:22] Jashin
    Why did Yurine look at me
    like she'd given up on everything?
[09:27] Jashin
    It was as if she didn't even
    consider me worth punishing this time.
[09:36] Jashin
    M-My stomach hurts!
[09:40] Jashin
    And my acid reflux is acting up!
[09:46] Yurine
    Are you crying?
[09:48] Jashin
    No, I'm not.
[09:50] Yurine
    Are you puking, then?
    Don't make a mess in my closet.
SIGN    Open
SIGN    Menu
SIGN    Cutlet Curry
SIGN    Croquette Curry
SIGN    Shumai Curry
SIGN    Wiener Curry
SIGN    Jumbo Curry
SIGN    Large Curry
SIGN    Regular Curry
SIGN    Yen
SIGN    Yen
SIGN    Yen
SIGN    Yen
SIGN    Yen
SIGN    Yen
SIGN    Yen
[10:14] Staff
    Welcome.
[10:17] Minos
    Heya.
[10:19] Medusa
    Minos...
[10:21] Minos
    I've got a message from Jashin-chan.
[10:24] Minos
    She wanted me to give this to you.
[10:26] Staff
    Thank you for waiting.
SIGN    Dear Medusa
SIGN    I might possibly have been just a tiny bit wrong yesterday.
SIGN    So to make up for it,
    I'll spend today with you.
SIGN    I'll be waiting in
     Shibuya at 1:00.
SIGN    Jashin-chan
SIGN    Dear Medusa
SIGN    I might possibly have been just a tiny bit wrong yesterday.
SIGN    So to make up for it,
    I'll spend today with you.
SIGN    I'll be waiting in
     Shibuya at 1:00.
SIGN    Jashin-chan
[10:31] Jashin
    I might possibly have been
    just a tiny bit wrong yesterday.
[10:38] Jashin
    So to make up for it,
    I'll spend today with you.
[10:43] Jashin
    I'll be waiting in Shibuya at 1:00.
[10:48] Medusa
    Jashin-chan...
[10:49] Minos
    She was apparently outside my place
    last night, yelling about having no money,
[10:54] Minos
    but I was asleep and didn't even notice.
[10:57] Minos
    I just found that in my newspaper box.
[11:00] Medusa
    It's okay! That's why I asked for more work!
[11:03] Medusa
    Whenever Jashin-chan's
    in trouble, I have her back!
[11:06] Medusa
    Gotta go!
[11:07] Minos
    Wait, your curry!
[11:08] Medusa
    You can have it! Sorry, Minos!
[11:10] Medusa
    I'll leave the money here!
[11:12] Staff
    Thank you.
[11:13] Minos
    Heck yeah!
[11:15] Medusa
    I know! I'll wear the things
    I bought the other day!
[11:18] Medusa
    It might be a nice surprise for Jashin-chan!
[11:21] Yurine
    Weren't you going out?
[11:23] Jashin
    I'm leaving soon. We're meeting up at 1pm.
    I think I'll get there right on time.
[11:29] Yurine
    Really?
[11:30] Eyeball
    Ding, ding!
[11:31] Jashin
    That sound...
[11:33] Eyeball
    Congratulations, Jashin-chan-sama.
    You have leveled up.
[11:37] Yurine
    What is this thing?
[11:39] Jashin
    It's Eyeball-chan, a lower devil
    that delivers messages.
[11:42] Yurine
    Huh...
[11:43] Eyeball
    I've come to inform you that you have
    earned a reward for leveling up.
[11:49] Jashin
    Yay!
[11:50] Yurine
    What happens when you level up?
[11:53] Jashin
    You get a reward and
    all kinds of other bonuses.
[11:56] Yurine
    Bonuses?
[11:58] Jashin
    A free train pass,
    a voucher for a fancy hotel,
[12:02] Jashin
    coupons for huge discounts
    at the grocery store...
[12:05] Jashin
    and a bunch of other things.
[12:07] Yurine
    The hell? Is that like discount
     coupons for stockholders?
[12:10] Jashin
    Wait... I didn't kill anything
    big enough to level up, though.
[12:15] Eyeball
    Because you ate an angel's halo
    and nullified her powers,
[12:19] Eyeball
    you have been granted
    a special exception to level up.
[12:22] Jashin
    For real?! I'll eat more, then!
    Time to go angel-hunting!
[12:25] Eyeball
    Because you are a pitiful devil
    who cannot return to Hell,
[12:29] Eyeball
    to congratulate you on leveling up...
[12:31] Eyeball
    Satan-sama has sent this.
SIGN    Satan's Tears
SIGN    Satan's Tears
SIGN    Satan's Tears
[12:34] Jashin
    What's that?
SIGN    Satan's Tears
[12:36] Eyeball
    It would take too long to explain,
SIGN    Satan's Tears
[12:38] Eyeball
    but it is a side product of
    Satan-sama's magic research.
[12:41] Yurine
    This'll take a while, won't it?
    I'm gonna eat my Puttsun Pudding.
[12:42] Eyeball
    As a result of some spell or other
    being performed on some recipe or other,
SIGN    Puttsun Pudding
SIGN    Puttsun Pudding
[12:47] Eyeball
    this Super Ultra Exciting Galaxy
    Sentimental Dream is made as...
[12:53] Eyeball
    And that's what it is.
[12:54] Jashin
    Huh. So if I drink this,
    I'll get really powerful?
[12:58] Eyeball
    Yes.
[12:59] Jashin
    For real? I might be able to kill Yurine!
[13:02] Eyeball
    Well, I have fulfilled my duty, so...
[13:05] Eyeball
    Farewell!
[13:07] Yurine
    It blew up...
[13:08] Jashin
    Sniffle, sniffle.
[13:09] Jashin
    Eyeball-chan dies once
    it's delivered its message.
[13:14] Yurine
    That's intense.
[13:15] Jashin
    But devils that die in the human realm
    reincarnate in Hell right away,
[13:19] Jashin
    and they're always reborn
    a rank higher, so it's all good.
[13:23] Yurine
    Huh.
[13:24] Jashin
    Eyeball-chan, I accept this with gratitude.
[13:32] Jashin
    Whoa, that stinks!
[13:33] Jashin
    I-Is this really safe to drink?!
SIGN    Jashin-chan
SIGN    This is totally safe to drink
SIGN    Satan
[13:39] Jashin
    Uh... You know what?
[13:41] Jashin
    I bet it's one of those things that
    smells awful, but tastes... pretty okay...
[13:46] Yurine
    If you're gonna drink it,
    do it already. It reeks.
[13:52] Jashin
    It tastes as bad as it smells!
[13:56] Yurine
    It's actually surprising
    how unsurprising that is.
[14:03] Yurine
    That's so good.
[14:04] Jashin
    Who cares about Puttsun Pudding?!
    I'm suffering here! Gimme a bite!
[14:09] Yurine
    No. I eat every bite of my
    own dessert. That's my policy.
[14:13] Jashin
    Damn it! Then I'll just leave now
    and get Medusa to buy me tons of sweets!
[14:20] Jashin
    Ow! What the hell did I trip over?
    There's nothing there.
[14:23] Yurine
    Jashin-chan, you... Those...
[14:27] Jashin
    Huh?
[14:33] Medusa
    I wonder if Jashin-chan will be surprised.
[14:37] Jashin
    Hey.
[14:38] Medusa
    Huh? Jashin-chan?!
[14:40] Medusa
    Why are you wearing clothes?
    Wow, you look so cute!
[14:43] Jashin
    I don't look cute. I look strong.
[14:47] Jashin
    Sorry I kept you waiting.
[14:48] Medusa
    Oh, it's totally okay.
[14:50] Medusa
    I just got here a little early, that's all.
[14:52] Medusa
    I did get some weird looks because
    I've been here all this time, but... huh?
[14:58] Medusa
    Jashin-chan... You have legs?
[15:01] Jashin
    She finally noticed, huh?
[15:03] (Flashback) Yurine
    You... Those...
[15:06] (Flashback) Jashin
    I've grown legs!
[15:08] (Flashback) Yurine
    Is it because of this?
SIGN    Satan's Tears
[15:10] (Flashback) Jashin
    It must be!
[15:11] (Flashback) Jashin
    The message said I'd get a lot more
     powerful. I guess this is what it meant.
[15:16] (Flashback) Yurine
    You'll make life rough for the
    animators if you stay naked.
[15:19] (Flashback) Yurine
    Wear this for now.
[15:23] (Flashback) Jashin
    By the way, are these panties new?
[15:26] (Flashback) Yurine
    I've never worn them, okay?!
[15:28] Jashin
    Medusa's gonna be so excited
    when she sees me like this!
[15:34] Jashin
    So that's what happened. Surprised?
[15:36] Medusa
    I can't believe Satan-sama gave you
    a reward like that! You're amazing!
[15:41] Jashin
    Wait, where's your paper bag?
[15:45] Medusa
    I had contacts made that
    block my petrification power.
[15:49] Jashin
    What?! That's awesome!
[15:51] Jashin
    So you'll be able to walk around in the
    human realm without the bag now?
[15:55] Medusa
    Yep!
[15:57] Jashin
    Good for you, Medusa.
[16:01] Medusa
    Oh, Jashin-chan!
[16:04] Medusa
    I want to wear clothes like yours.
[16:07] Medusa
    Let's pick some out!
[16:16] Medusa
    Isn't this cute?
[16:18] Jashin
    They all look the same to me.
[16:20] Medusa
    Ta-da! What do you think?
[16:22] Jashin
    You look great.
[16:24] Medusa
    Really?! I'm so happy!
[16:26] Medusa
    It's so nice not needing to wear
    a bag on my head around town.
[16:30] Medusa
    It made it so much harder to see
    the sights. This is much more fun!
[16:34] Jashin
    Medusa seems to be enjoying
    herself a lot more than usual.
[16:37] Jashin
    She must've really hated that bag.
[16:41] Medusa
    You're happy to have legs now, too, aren't you?
    You're enjoying yourself more than usual.
[16:45] Jashin
    Th-That's not true.
    It's really drafty and uncomfortable.
[16:49] GuyA
    What's this?
[16:50] GuyA
    There are angels in Shibuya!
[16:52] GuyB
    Hey, you super cute angels.
    Wanna get some tea with us?
[16:55] Jashin
    We're devils!
[16:57] Medusa
    We got hit on!
[16:58] Jashin
    They'll have to wait ten
    billion years before trying again.
[17:10] Medusa
    This is pretty amazing! And tasty!
[17:13] Jashin
    I don't understand human
     standards for cuteness.
[17:18] Jashin
    Let's go check that out later.
[17:19] Medusa
    What is that? It's so big!
[17:22] Jashin
    It's the Unicorn.
SIGN    Jashin-chan is here in Tokyo somewhere...
[17:44] Medusa
    Jashin-chan, look! The ocean!
[17:47] OtakuA
    Are you okay?!
[17:48] OtakuB
    You're not hurt?
SIGN    Moe
SIGN    Moe
SIGN    Moe
SIGN    Moe
[17:50] Jashin
    Don't touch her!
[17:51] Jashin
    Try again in 20 billion years!
[17:53] Medusa
    I'm not used to these shoes, so I tripped.
[17:56] Jashin
    Are you okay?
[17:58] Jashin
    Medusa!
[17:58] Jashin
    Your legs!
[18:01] Medusa
    What's... happening?
[18:03] Jashin
    Your legs are starting to petrify!
[18:05] Jashin
    We need a place with fewer people!
[18:07] Jashin
    Let's go over there!
[18:10] Jashin
    Is it a side effect of your contacts?
[18:14] Medusa
    Huh?
[18:14] Jashin
    Take them out for a bit.
[18:16] Medusa
    O-Okay...
[18:21] Medusa
    I think it stopped.
[18:24] Jashin
    I knew it.
[18:25] Jashin
    There's no way your petrification
    power can be blocked that easily.
[18:29] Jashin
    Someone made you phony
    contacts with side effects.
[18:31] Jashin
    Once we get back to Hell,
    I'm gonna file a complaint.
[18:34] Medusa
    I'm sorry, Jashin-chan!
[18:36] Medusa
    You took the time to spend today with me,
    and I only caused trouble for you...
[18:40] Medusa
    I thought I could finally walk
    around without a paper bag...
[18:45] Jashin
    Stop crying, Medusa!
[18:47] Jashin
    I don't...
[18:49] Jashin
    I don't think you've caused any trouble.
[18:52] Jashin
    And there might be another
    way besides the contacts.
[18:56] Jashin
    So cheer up.
[18:57] Medusa
    Yeah... You're right.
[19:01] Jashin
    But I will never forgive
    that crooked merchant!
[19:05] Jashin
    Curse these phony contacts!
[19:10] Jashin
    Huh?
[19:12] Malphas
    Wait, what? Where am I? Huh?!
[19:16] Medusa
    Oh, the one who sold me the contacts.
[19:18] Malphas
    Oh! Thank you for your business!
[19:20] Jashin
    You're the crooked merchant
    who sold her these phony contacts?!
[19:25] Jashin
    Dropkick in Odaiba!
[19:31] Jashin
    Oh! My dropkick's a lot more powerful, too!
[19:34] Jashin
    Maybe I'll be able to kill Yurine now!
[19:38] Medusa
    Thank you!
[19:39] Medusa
    You really are kind, Jashin-chan!
[19:42] Jashin
    It's nothing like that.
[19:44] Jashin
    He just pissed me off 'cause
    he made you waste your money.
[19:48] Jashin
    Your money is my money, after all.
[19:51] Medusa
    Yes, yes.
[19:56] Jashin
    We should head home now.
[19:57] Medusa
    Yeah.
[19:58] Jashin
    We'll be in a crowd, so...
[20:00] Jashin
    You'll have to wear this paper bag.
[20:03] Jashin
    Come on.
[20:05] Jashin
    You can't walk until the
    petrification wears off.
[20:08] Medusa
    Okay.
[20:10] Medusa
    Thanks, Jashin-chan. I'm not heavy, am I?
[20:13] Jashin
    You sure are. Lose some weight.
[20:15] Medusa
    You're so mean!
[20:17] Jashin
    Hey, that's cold. Did you just drool on me?
[20:21] Medusa
    I didn't drool!
[20:28] Jashin
    Unseasonal snow?
[20:52] Yurine
    What?!
[20:54] Yurine
    So you carried Medusa on your back
    all the way from Odaiba?
[20:57] Jashin
    Even I'm worn out after that.
[21:00] Medusa
    I'm sorry.
[21:01] Yurine
    I guess you do have
    a little bit of good in you.
[21:04] Yurine
    Just a little bit.
[21:05] Jashin
    And that's how I get you to let your
    guard down with my "good devil" mode!
[21:09] Jashin
    I've already confirmed
    legs are stronger than a tail!
[21:12] Jashin
    Die, Yurine! This will be the final episode
    of the Dropkick on My Devil! anime!
[21:17] Jashin
    Jashin-chan Dropkick:
[21:18] Jashin
    We Have Enough Episodes Now, So We Can Run
    a "Recap Episode for Reasons" Next Week...
[21:24] Jashin
    The Final!
[21:29] Jashin
    Ouch.
[21:32] Jashin
    Huh?
[21:33] Jashin
    My tail's back!
[21:34] Yurine
    Looks like that potion wears off
    after some time.
[21:38] Jashin
    Shame I lost my power-up,
[21:40] Jashin
    but this is the body I feel best in!
[21:44] Jashin
    I'll get dinner ready now.
[21:45] Yurine
    Hold it.
[21:47] Yurine
    I finally managed to see just
    a tiny bit of good in you earlier,
[21:51] Yurine
    and you just brushed off my kindness...
[21:54] Yurine
    and tried to kill me again, didn't you?
[21:57] Yurine
    Since you got your tail back,
[21:59] Yurine
    maybe we'll have live
    snake for dinner tonight.
[22:02] Jashin
    Please don't! I don't wanna be eaten alive!
[22:06] Medusa
    Jashin-chan, thanks for everything today!
[23:40] Jashin
    Two angels have had their wings ripped off
    and bear the same scars on their heart,
[23:44] Jashin
    though they are as
    opposed as light and darkness.
[23:47] Jashin
    And a devil surpasses time...
[23:49] Jashin
    Dropkick on My Devil returns next time
    with a Pallo Special to your heart!

Season 1

E8 -

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SIGN    July 9th
SIGN    July 9th
SIGN    Life Theater
SIGN    Life
    Theater
[02:01] Jashin
    The goddess is smiling.
SIGN    July 9th
SIGN    July 9th
SIGN    Life
    Theater
[02:16] Jashin
    I lost again.
[02:19] Jashin
    I shouldn't have even played!
[02:22] Jashin
    Why did I bother playing?
[02:23] Jashin
    How is my wallet empty
    after just thirty minutes?
[02:29] Jashin
    If I had never walked into this alley...
[02:32] Jashin
    If I had ignored the special deal
    and just gone to the grocery store...
[02:37] Jashin
    This right hand whispers to me
    that I should spin the reels.
[02:42] Jashin
    Why does it tremble and groan so?!
[02:44] Jashin
    Oh, life is so cruel!
[02:48] Jashin
    God of time, please send me back to
    before I entered this establishment!
SIGN    Jashin-chan's
    Life Theater
SIGN    Fin
SIGN    Life
    Theater
SIGN    Jashin-chan's
    Life Theater
SIGN    Fin
SIGN    Jashin-chan's
    Life Theater
SIGN    Fin
SIGN    Jashin-chan's
    Life Theater
SIGN    Fin
SIGN    Jashin-chan's
    Life Theater
SIGN    Fin
SIGN    Jashin-chan's
    Life Theater
SIGN    Fin
SIGN    Jashin-chan's
    Life Theater
SIGN    Fin
[02:55] Medusa
    Jashin-chan!
[02:56] Jashin
    Oh, ATM.
[02:58] Medusa
    I was just on my way to see you.
[03:01] Medusa
    Look! I bought Fresh Moon.
[03:04] Jashin
    Fresh Moon?
SIGN    Fresh
    Moon
[03:06] Jashin
    Fresh... "New"...
[03:09] Jashin
    "Moon"... The moon...
[03:11] Jashin
    A new moon rises?
[03:13] Jashin
    If I play now, I can win.
[03:16] Jashin
    If I don't play now...
[03:17] DevilA
    ...then when?
[03:19] Medusa
    What is it?
[03:23] Jashin
    Please!
[03:25] Jashin
    Please! Lend me 20,000 yen!
    I'll pay you back double!
[03:29] DevilA
    And then...
[03:32] Yurine
    You absolute imbecile!
[03:35] Yurine
    What was that about paying it back double?
[03:37] Yurine
    That's not double anything. That's cobwebs.
[03:40] Yurine
    You even spent all our dinner money.
[03:44] Yurine
    My only choice now is to kill you.
[03:47] Jashin
    Help me, Medusa!
[03:49] Medusa
    Please forgive her!
    She regrets what she's done!
[03:52] Medusa
    She's a good girl deep down!
[03:55] Medusa
    Right, Jashin-chan?
[03:58] Medusa
    See? Just look at that smile!
[04:02] Jashin
    R-Right in the face...
[04:04] Yurine
    She's rotten to the core.
[04:07] Medusa
    Are you okay?
[04:09] Jashin
    Not in the least.
[04:10] Yurine
    Honestly. I give you an allowance, don't I?
[04:14] Yurine
    If you want to play around, limit it to that.
[04:17] Jashin
    Okay.
[04:17] Yurine
    And you'd better pay back the
    20,000 yen you owe Medusa.
SIGN    Has no money
[04:24] Yurine
    You will pay her back.
[04:26] Jashin
    Yes'm!
[04:27] Medusa
    Don't put yourself out.
    Whenever you have it is fine.
[04:30] Yurine
    Medusa, don't be soft on her.
[04:33] Yurine
    I'm taking the grocery money
    you wasted out of your allowance.
[04:37] Yurine
    Here. Do the actual shopping this time.
[04:41] Jashin
    You got it!
[04:42] Jashin
    This time, I will complete my mission!
[04:45] Jashin
    I won't make a mistake like that again!
[04:49] Medusa
    Jashin-chan... Should I go with you?
[04:55] Jashin
    No, it's okay.
[04:56] Jashin
    I have to clean up my own messes.
[04:59] Jashin
    And I'll win back her trust!
[05:01] Medusa
    Jashin-chan!
[05:04] Jashin
    Well, see ya later!
SIGN    I just can't find Jashin-chan anywhere.
SIGN    What is this?
SIGN    I heard Japan ranked 13th in the world for clean air...
SIGN    Life
    Theater
[05:39] Yurine
    Jashin-chan's late. You don't think she...
[05:42] Medusa
    Let's have faith in Jashin-chan.
[05:45] Medusa
    She's a good girl!
SIGN    Drug Abuse
SIGN    Have the guts
     to say NO!
[05:47] Poporon
    Don't go hitting up losing
    machines or white powder!
[05:52] Jashin
    Jashin-chan Dropkick!
[05:54] Jashin
    In the back!
[05:57] Pekola
    Malfoy...
[05:59] Jashin
    The bread crusts are mine!
[06:01] Jashin
    So long!
[06:02] Pekola
    You have plenty of your own food!
    Why must you always take mine?!
[06:07] Pekola
    That was supposed to last three days...
[06:10] Poporon
    Gosh, Pekola-sama, you really are pathetic.
[06:14] Pekola
    Poporon!
[06:15] Poporon
    I was thinking of splitting that devil's
    head open when she let her guard down,
[06:20] Poporon
    but you let her leave.
[06:21] Poporon
    Come to think of it...
[06:24] Poporon
    That devil came here to
    bring you curry not long ago, too.
[06:28] Poporon
    Don't tell me...
[06:30] Poporon
    You're an angel,
    yet you're friends with a devil?
[06:33] Pekola
    Gulp.
[06:40] Poporon
    Surely not...
[06:42] Poporon
    Right?
[06:47] Pekola
    N-No.
[06:50] Pekola
    I'm not friends with her at all.
[06:54] Pekola
    What happened to your halo?
[06:57] Poporon
    That devil who was just here ate it.
[06:59] Pekola
    Ate it?!
[07:00] Jashin
    Tee-hee!
[07:01] Pekola
    Wait, halos are edible?
[07:04] Pekola
    Was it good? How was the flavor?
[07:06] Pekola
    What tastes good with them?
    What was the texture like?
[07:09] Poporon
    How would I know? I'm not the one who ate it.
[07:12] Pekola
    I never would have guessed halos were edible.
[07:15] Pekola
    I bet they're as fluffy as meringue,
[07:17] Pekola
    with a velvety texture like soft roe.
[07:20] Pekola
    And I bet the gentle sweetness of vanilla
    fills your mouth when you take a bite...
[07:26] Pekola
    Wait, does that mean you can't
    go back to Heaven, either?
[07:30] Poporon
    I guess. I didn't tell anyone
    I was coming to the human realm.
[07:34] Poporon
    I'll just have to wait
    until my halo regenerates.
[07:37] Pekola
    I see...
[07:40] Pekola
    Wait, "regenerates"?!
[07:43] Poporon
    You didn't know that?
[07:45] Poporon
    Halos regenerate over time.
[07:49] Poporon
    Were you really a high-ranking angel?
[07:53] Poporon
    Though there's no telling
    if it'll regenerate tomorrow,
[07:56] Poporon
    the day after, or a hundred years from now.
[07:59] Pekola
    I see.
[08:02] Pekola
    So either way, unless someone comes for us,
[08:05] Pekola
    we'll just have to continue
    living in the human realm.
[08:09] Poporon
    I guess so.
[08:25] Pekola
    Okay!
[08:27] Pekola
    In that case, let's call a truce for now and
    work together to live in the human realm!
[08:32] Poporon
    Huh? What are you talking about?
[08:35] Poporon
    Working together is just a pain in the neck.
[08:38] Poporon
    I know you'd just hold me back
    since you're so naïve.
[08:43] Poporon
    So I'm just going to do things my way.
[08:49] Poporon
    Well, goodbye.
[09:02] DevilA
    Did you think it was a halo?
[09:05] DevilA
    It's Baumkuchen.
[09:09] Pekola
    Will Poporon really be all right on her own?
[09:14] Pekola
    Japan is ranked 40th of the
    easiest countries to live in,
[09:17] Pekola
    ranked 40th of countries
    foreigners want to live in,
[09:20] Pekola
    ranked 51st in happiness,
[09:22] Pekola
    ranked third of countries
    devils want to live in,
[09:25] Pekola
    and ranked 78th of countries
    angels want to live in.
[09:35] Pekola
    Almost... there...
[09:42] Pekola
    Wait...
SIGN    LIFE
[09:43] Pekola
    A fake coin?!
[09:45] Pekola
    Oh, my Lord!
[09:47] Barker
    It's an easy job. You offer your lap as a pillow
    and clean people's ears for 2,000 yen per hour.
[09:53] WomanA
    Well, as long as it's just
    cleaning ears, I guess.
[09:56] WomanB
    I'll do it!
[09:58] ManA
    Just stay in the same building for a month
    or so and take a drug at certain times,
[10:02] ManA
    for 500,000 yen a month!
[10:04] Hashira
    With that much money,
[10:05] Hashira
    I could buy 71 copies of the 4k Ultra HD Blu-ray
     with handshake event tickets included!
[10:10] Man in Black
    It's easy work. Just talk rich-looking
    nerds into buying paintings.
[10:15] Man in Black
    You get a cut of the profits, too.
    With your looks, you'll make a killing.
[10:20] Lady
    Hmm, I don't know...
SIGN    An Angel's Work
SIGN    An Angel's Work
SIGN    New
SIGN    An Angel's Work
SIGN    An Angel's Work
SIGN    New
SIGN    An Angel's Work
SIGN    An Angel's Work
SIGN    New
[10:31] Scout
    You're adorable! Just like an angel!
[10:34] Scout
    I've got a great job with great pay
[10:37] Scout
    that only adorable girls like
    you can handle. How 'bout it?
[10:40] Poporon
    Aw...
[10:44] Pekola
    Honestly...
[10:46] Pekola
    Poporon has no idea how hard it is
    to get by in the human realm.
[10:53] Poporon
    She may be impertinent...
[10:57] Pekola
    but I can't abandon a fellow angel.
[11:00] Pekola
    I have to convince her to work
     hand-in-hand with me.
[11:03] Pekola
    Besides, there aren't many respectable
    employers that hire people without identi—
[11:08] Poporon
    Thank you!
[11:10] Saburo
    Thanks.
[11:12] Poporon
    Here's your ramen with
    a half order of fried rice!
[11:14] Guy
    You're a real cutie.
SIGN    Ramen
[11:16] Poporon
    Aw, really?
[11:18] Pekola
    She found one.
[11:27] Minos
    Mapo tofu is meant to be drunk!
[11:31] Jashin
    Here.
[11:32] Minos
    Thanks!
[11:33] Yurine
    Peanuts?
[11:34] Jashin
    An ogre is coming.
SIGN    (Ogre)
[11:36] Yurine
    An ogre?
[11:37] Jashin
    I called in an ogre from Hell
    for the Setsubun ritual.
[11:41] Yurine
    Oh, they have Setsubun in Hell, too?
[11:44] Minos
    We sure do.
[11:45] Minos
    And after we throw the beans,
    we eat one for each year of our lives,
[11:49] Minos
    which gets pretty insane.
[11:51] (Flashback) Jashin
    Water... Water, please...
[11:52] (Flashback) Medusa
    I can't eat any more...
[11:53] (Flashback) Minos
    I... I can keep going...
[11:57] Yurine
    Wow, so you observe
    the same custom as Japan.
[12:00] Jashin
    That ogre sure is late, though.
[12:04] Jashin
    Yurine, when the ogre comes, throw
    peanuts at it so it can't come in the house.
[12:09] Jashin
    Then we'll have good luck all year,
     and I'll be able to win at pachinko—
[12:15] Jashin
    It's here!
[12:16] Ogre
    I'm sorry! I sincerely apologize
    for getting here slightly late!
[12:21] Jashin
    Don't show up late, you worthless ogre!
[12:24] Jashin
    Ogres out! Good luck in!
    Ogres out! Good luck in!
[12:28] Yurine
    Stop that!
[12:30] Yurine
    Look how cute it is!
    Don't you feel bad at all?
[12:33] Ogre
    Oh, no. This is my job.
[12:36] Jashin
    You fool!
[12:38] Jashin
    How could you let it into the house?!
[12:40] Jashin
    Now good luck won't come here!
[12:43] Jashin
    I'll be flat broke for another year.
[12:45] Yurine
    With you here, good luck was
     never going to come, anyway.
[12:48] Jashin
    I got in trouble because of you!
[12:51] Ogre
    Owie!
[12:52] Yurine
    What did I tell you?
[12:55] Yurine
    Jashin-chan...
[12:57] Yurine
    If you pick on this little one, I'll carve
    you up bit by bit with a kebab knife.
[13:02] (Flashback) Jashin
    Please stop! Hayama!
[13:07] Jashin
    I'm sorry. I won't do it again.
[13:10] Yurine
    Good.
[13:11] Yurine
    Let's get back to celebrating Setsubun, then.
[13:13] Minos
    Yeah, let's!
[13:15] Minos
    With this little runt of an ogre, though?
[13:19] Yurine
    Hold it for a sec.
[13:22] Minos
    What's that?
[13:23] Yurine
    A special bean-thrower.
[13:25] Jashin
    Wha—
[13:27] Yurine
    Ogres out!
[13:36] Yurine
    That was great.
[13:38] Yurine
    Ah, I feel much better now.
    Good luck must really be headed my way.
SIGN    ° Minos accepted the responsibility
     of eating all the beans.
[13:44] DevilA
    Minos accepted the responsibility
    of eating all the beans.
[13:48] Minos
    Huh?! U-Uh, yeah! I'll eat them!
[13:50] Minos
    All of... Wait, all of them?!
[13:52] Jashin
    Who's she calling an ogre?
[13:55] Jashin
    That's an insult to a high-ranking devil!
[13:58] Jashin
    Ugh! Yurine ruined my Setsubun ritual!
[14:02] Jashin
    I'm so irritated!
[14:04] Jashin
    I'm gonna go pick on someone even weaker!
[14:12] DevilA
    Convenience stores have been
    pushing ehomaki as a new event food,
[14:17] DevilA
    but it hasn't really caught on.
[14:19] DevilA
    There are even roll cakes that look
    like ehomaki but are actually dessert,
[14:23] DevilA
    but they haven't caught on either.
[14:26] DevilA
    What's gonna become of ehomaki?
[14:36] Pekola
    So cold.
[14:40] Pekola
    Doing hard physical labor every day
    eventually starts to weigh on you,
[14:45] Pekola
    both physically and mentally.
[14:47] Pekola
    And it barely pays anything at all.
[14:49] Pekola
    What's wrong with this country?
[14:52] Pekola
    This is why Japan is ranked second of
    countries where people sleep the least,
[14:57] Pekola
    ranked last of countries where
    people use up their paid leave,
[15:00] Pekola
    114th in the worldwide
    gender equality ranking,
[15:03] Pekola
    ranked second of countries
    devils want to live in,
[15:06] Pekola
    and ranked 145th of countries
     angels want to live in.
[15:09] Pekola
    Ow!
[15:10] Jashin
    Ogres out.
[15:11] Pekola
    Ow!
[15:13] Jashin
    Angels, die.
[15:14] Pekola
    Hey! Stop that!
[15:17] Pekola
    This is not who I want to deal
    with when I'm exhausted...
[15:21] Pekola
    Wasting food is never a good thing.
[15:25] Pekola
    This isn't like you.
SIGN    You can waste human lives
    all you want, but don't you
    dare waste food!
    
     by Jashin-chan
[15:28] Jashin
    So there! By Jashin-chan.
[15:31] Pekola
    It was on the ground, but it's still good!
[15:33] Pekola
    I don't follow the three-second rule.
    I have my own thirty-second rule!
[15:37] Jashin
    It's fine.
[15:39] Jashin
    If it's dirty, just take it
    out of the shell and eat it.
[15:44] Pekola
    That's good!
[15:45] Pekola
    There's one here, too!
    Oh, and over here, too!
[15:50] Jashin
    You can have the bag.
[15:51] Pekola
    What?!
[15:52] Jashin
    And also this.
[15:54] Jashin
    Yurine said to bring it to you.
[15:56] Pekola
    It's so long!
[15:57] Pekola
    Is it some kind of norimaki?
[16:00] Jashin
    It's called ehomaki.
[16:02] Jashin
    They say if you eat it while facing in
    a certain direction, you'll have good luck.
[16:06] Jashin
    This year's direction is that way.
[16:08] Jashin
    Don't eat it inside your cardboard house.
[16:11] Jashin
    It'll poke right through.
[16:13] Pekola
    I'll eat it outside.
[16:14] Jashin
    Okay, I'm going home.
[16:16] Jashin
    I have to make an ehomaki for Yurine, too.
[16:19] Pekola
    Um...
[16:21] Pekola
    Thank you.
[16:27] Jashin
    Ehomaki is so yummy!
[16:30] Pekola
    Eho...
[16:31] Pekola
    This way, huh?
[16:33] Pekola
    Okay! N-Now, good luck really will come to...
[16:40] Pekola
    Thirty-second rule!
[16:44] Pekola
    It's delicious! Maybe good luck
     really will come my way!
[16:49] Boy
    That lady ate an ehomaki
    that fell on the ground!
[16:53] Boy
    She ate it off the ground,
    and now she's choking!
[16:56] Mom
    Don't ever try that.
[16:57] Boy
    C'mon, even I know not to do that!
[17:05] Pekola
    Huh? I felt as if I was returning
    to Heaven for a moment there...
[17:09] Pekola
    Did I imagine it?
[17:11] Pekola
    Will good luck ever come to me?
[17:21] Yurine
    It's so cute!
SIGN    Card Usage
SIGN    Account:
SIGN    Name:
SIGN    Medusa-sama
SIGN    Amount Billed:
SIGN    Item
SIGN    Quantity
SIGN    Price
SIGN    Pineapple and Pen
SIGN    Amazoness
[17:23] Yurine
    You used Medusa's card
    number to blow 100,000 yen
[17:27] Yurine
    on social network game microtransactions?
[17:31] Yurine
    So it wasn't just pachinko. And you had the
    nerve to ask her to lend you money yesterday?
[17:36] Jashin
    Upsy-daisy...
[17:40] Yurine
    Hiding won't help you.
[17:43] Jashin
    Medusa! Yurine caught me because
    you brought that statement over!
[17:48] Medusa
    B-But I was worried that you'd
    became a social network game addict!
[17:52] Jashin
    That's none of your business!
    Quit playing the victim, you dumbass!
[17:56] Yurine
    Medusa's the victim here.
[17:58] Jashin
    I give! I give! I give!
[18:00] Yurine
    And Medusa, why'd you
    give her your card number?
[18:04] Medusa
    I thought as long as
    I didn't give her my PIN...
[18:06] Yurine
    Don't give out the number, either!
[18:08] Jashin
    Hey, c'mon. Don't pick on Medusa.
[18:11] Jashin
    Zoom!
[18:13] Yurine
    You should've known she'd
    abuse it if you gave it to her.
[18:16] Yurine
    Get a new card as soon as
    you get back to Hell.
[18:20] Medusa
    Okay.
[18:21] Yurine
    Honestly...
[18:22] Yurine
    All you ever do is make trouble for Medusa.
[18:25] Jashin
    I'll pay it back all at once eventually.
[18:28] Yurine
    How are you going to do that?
    You don't have a job.
[18:30] Jashin
    Huh?
[18:34] Jashin
    I could sell clothes I don't wear...
[18:37] Jashin
    A sale already!
[18:39] Jashin
    Borrow money from Medusa
    to bet at the races...
[18:42] (Flashback) Jashin
    Go! Go! Get in there!
[18:43] (Flashback) Jashin
    Get in there or I'll put
    a blade in you, damn it!
[18:48] Yurine
    Why does it never even occur
    to you to earn money by working?
[18:55] Yurine
    Also, you don't even have any clothes.
[18:59] Yurine
    I swear, you...
[19:01] Jashin
    A notification from one of my games!
[19:03] Jashin
    I wonder if my stamina's fully refilled—
[19:10] Yurine
    Don't mess with your phone when
    we're having a serious discussion.
[19:14] Jashin
    M-My finger! My finger!
[19:17] Yurine
    She's showing no signs of remorse at all.
[19:20] Medusa
    A-Are you okay?
[19:22] Jashin
    My hand... My hand hurts...
[19:25] Yurine
    It'll grow back soon. You'll be fine.
[19:28] Jashin
    I'm done for.
[19:30] Medusa
    Hang in there, Jashin-chan!
[19:32] Jashin
    I have a final wish.
[19:34] Medusa
    What is it?
[19:35] Jashin
    You have two cards, right?
[19:38] Medusa
    Uh-huh.
[19:39] Jashin
    Put the number for the
     other one in my phone.
[19:46] Yurine
    You never learn.
[19:50] Jashin
    Not the chainsaw! Ultra Memento Mori!
[19:53] Yurine
    That's...
[19:54] Yurine
    ...enough.
[19:59] Yurine
    Okay, we're done here.
[20:01] Medusa
    I wonder where that leads to...
[20:11] Jashin
    Huh? This is...
SIGN    July 9th
SIGN    July 9th
[20:16] Jashin
    Before the sale at the
    grocery store yesterday?
[20:20] Jashin
    The 10,000 yen I spent
    yesterday is still here.
SIGN    Life Theater
[20:24] Jashin
    Did I travel in time and come back here?
[20:27] Jashin
    There's a hole in space-time under
    Yurine's floor that leads to the past?!
[20:31] Jashin
    Yay! Thank you, god of time!
SIGN    Life
    Theater
[20:37] Jashin
    No, I can't.
[20:38] Jashin
    If I go in there, the same thing
    will happen all over again.
[20:46] Jashin
    Play... Play...
[20:50] Jashin
    No... Why did I come back here?
[20:53] Jashin
    I might actually be able to win.
[20:56] Jashin
    No, I can win!
[20:58] Jashin
    I will upend everything!
[21:01] Jashin
    I will change history!
[21:04] Jashin
    Just you wait, Yurine!
SIGN    Life
    Theater
[21:05] Jashin
    Dinner tonight will be super fancy sukiyaki
     made with the finest marbled beef!
[21:12] DevilA
    Jashin-chan did change history.
[21:15] DevilA
    She wandered into a never-ending time loop.
[21:18] DevilA
    How many times will Jashin-chan have
    repeated this by the next time we see her?
[21:24] DevilA
    If she manages to realize that she's made
     the same mistake, we'll meet again...
[21:31] DevilA
    Though there's no telling when that may be.
[23:12] Medusa
    What's wrong, Jashin-chan?
[23:14] Jashin
    We couldn't...
    We couldn't fill our time slot!
[23:19] Medusa
    It's okay, Jashin-chan.
[23:22] Medusa
    Everyone wants to see
    their adorable Jashin-chan.
[23:26] Medusa
    So smile.
[23:28] Medusa
    Let everyone see your smile.
[23:31] Medusa
    Okay?
[23:32] Jashin
    Medusa...
[23:34] Jashin
    Okay.
[23:38] Yurine
    That's your smile?
[23:40] Jashin
    An iron container is
    delivered from a distant land.
[23:43] Jashin
    It is Elizabeth Bathory's iron maiden.
[23:46] Jashin
    It now gently embraces a devil.
[23:50] Jashin
    Dropkick on My Devil returns next time
    with a Dragon Screw to your heart!

Season 1

E9 -

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SIGN    July 9th
SIGN    July 9th
SIGN    Life
    Theater
[00:08] Jashin
    I lost again.
[00:11] Jashin
    That's the 17,771st time!
[01:47] Jashin
    Medusa!
[01:50] Medusa
    Jashin-chan, what's wrong?
[01:52] Medusa
    Why do you look so serious?
[01:55] Jashin
    We're going to the bank.
[01:56] Medusa
    Huh?!
[01:57] Medusa
    Anything but that!
    Bank robbery is bad! Please reconsider!
[02:01] Jashin
    Not to rob it! Just to make a
    withdrawal! From your account!
[02:04] Medusa
    Oh, that's what you meant!
[02:06] Jashin
    I blew everything on pachislot.
[02:08] Medusa
    What a relief!
[02:09] Yurine
    That shouldn't be a relief.
[02:10] Jashin
    My actions will change history.
[02:13] Jashin
    I'll make this the last time.
[02:16] Jashin
    Well, we're off to the bank.
[02:27] Jashin
    Who actually gets caught up
    in a bank robbery, of all things?!
[02:32] RobberA
    Hey, ya better all behave!
[02:34] RobberB
    No funny business!
[02:37] Jashin
    I should've had Medusa come here by herself!
    Then I would have stayed nice and safe!
[02:42] RobberB
    Yo, snake woman! What are you
    mumbling about?! I'll kill you!
[02:46] Jashin
    I-I-It doesn't matter what happens to her!
[02:48] Jashin
    Just please don't hurt me!
[02:50] Medusa
    Jashin-chan!
[02:52] RobberB
    Keep quiet or I'll kill you!
[02:55] Ryo
    Mom, I wanna play a card game.
[02:58] Mom
    Shhh. Be quiet.
[03:00] Ryo
    Boo.
[03:00] Medusa
    Jashin-chan...
[03:02] Medusa
    Can't your dropkick take out
    guys like these pretty easily?
[03:06] Medusa
    We're devils, anyway.
    It's our job to punish bad people.
[03:09] Jashin
    But what if I miss? I'll be killed.
[03:13] Jashin
    Devil or not, a gunshot
    to the head would kill me.
[03:17] Medusa
    B-But we have to protect the humans...
[03:19] Ryo
    Mom, I'm hungry.
[03:22] Mom
    Hang in there a little longer.
[03:24] OL
    I'm supposed to be taking
    my supplement right now.
[03:26] Girl
    If I don't feed the chicks, they'll die.
[03:29] Mustache
    I have an important consultation.
    This is ridiculous.
[03:32] Hashira
    I won't make it to
    Miyu-tan's handshake event!
[03:37] Tanahashi
    Hey, part-timer...
[03:38] Pregnant
    Th-The baby's coming...
[03:40] Hottie
    I'm gonna poop my pants.
[03:43] Jashin
    Okay, I've got it.
[03:45] Medusa
    Jashin-chan!
[03:48] Jashin
    The people who want to do
    the protecting can do so!
[03:50] Jashin
    I don't wanna die,
    so I'll just watch from here!
[03:55] Tanahashi
    Guess I'll have to look for a new part-timer...
[03:58] Pregnant
    It's... It's coming...
[03:59] OL
    I'll get fat if I don't take my supplement.
[04:01] Mustache
    It's ridiculous. Just ridiculous.
[04:02] Girl
    The chicks...
[04:03] Jashin
    What? You're really going?
[04:06] Medusa
    Uh-huh.
[04:07] RobberA
    What's taking so long?
[04:08] RobberB
    Just wait a little longer.
[04:11] RobberB
    What do you want? Wander around
    too much and I'll shoot you.
[04:14] RobberA
    What's with that weird bag on your head?
[04:16] Medusa
    Um...
[04:17] Medusa
    Would you mind looking into my eyes?
[04:21] Robbers
    Your eyes?
[04:23] RobberA
    Huh? She's kinda cute!
[04:28] Jashin
    That's my girl.
[04:32] Medusa
    Everyone, it's all right now.
[04:34] Girl
    What was that? What'd you do?
[04:36] Mustache
    I don't know what happened, but you saved us!
[04:39] Hashira
    The girl who looks exactly like Miyu-tan!
[04:41] Mom
    Thank you!
[04:41] Ryo
    Thanks, paper bag lady!
[04:42] Tanahashi
    Thanks!
[04:43] Pregnant
    I had my baby! I'm so happy!
[04:46] Hottie
    I pooped my pants! It's so warm!
[04:50] Jashin
    Of course, I could've stopped
     'em with my dropkick, too,
[04:53] Jashin
    but I'll let Medusa take
    all the glory this once.
[05:03] Mei
    You did great, Orochimaru!
[05:06] Jashin
    Aw, it was no challenge at all for me!
[05:10] Jashin
    We unleashed our deadly combination!
[05:14] Mei
    By the way, Paper Bag-chan...
[05:16] Mei
    When will their petrification wear off?
[05:18] Medusa
    I think they'll go back to normal soon.
[05:20] Mei
    Got it! You can leave the rest to the police!
[05:23] Medusa
    Okay.
[05:24] Mei
    Well, Orochimaru, let's go.
[05:27] Jashin
    Why?
[05:27] Mei
    Why? Because today is the day
    I make you mine, of course!
[05:31] Mei
    You're under arrest!
[05:32] Jashin
    I don't wanna! Medusa, help me!
[05:36] Medusa
    Not my problem.
[05:37] Mei
    To commemorate the capture of a
     bank robber! Gotta put this on Instagram!
[05:41] Mei
    Hashtag "She couldn't steal the money,
    but she stole my heart!"
[05:45] Jashin
    Medusa, help me!
[05:46] Mei
    "Orochimaru love!" There!
SIGN    Assistance Time Medusa
[05:48] Jashin
    ATM!
[05:50] Jashin
    ATM!
[05:53] Medusa
    I don't help people who play dirty.
[05:56] Medusa
    The ATM is over there.
[05:58] Jashin
    Say what?! You coward!
SIGN    Narrator: Devil A Directed by: Devil B Composition: Devil C Photography: Devil E Editing: Devil F Effects: Devil G CG: Devil H EED: Devil I MA: Devil J Publicity: Devil K Administrator: Devil L AD: Devil N Research: Devil O with: Hell Bank Execution Office AP: Devil P Producers: Devil R Devil T Chief Producer: Devil U Direction: Devil W Devil Y Chief Director: Devil Z Rights: Flex Comix
[06:01] Jashin
    I knew you'd turn out to be that kind of girl!
SIGN    Devil D
SIGN    Sound
[06:03] DevilA
    Bank robbery cases in Japan peaked in 2001.
[06:03] Jashin
    I'll haunt you and your children
    and your grandchildren!
[06:06] Jashin
    I'll make you spend all of
    eternity regretting this in Hell!
SIGN    Production
[06:07] DevilA
    Since then, they have continued to decline.
SIGN    Devil M
[06:08] Jashin
    ATM! ATM! ATM! ATM! ATM! ATM!
SIGN    In Cooperation
[06:09] DevilA
    But instead, low-risk crimes such as
    bank transfer fraud have been on the rise.
SIGN    Tachibana Mei
SIGN    Devil Q Devil S
[06:14] DevilA
    We all probably need to call our parents
    regularly to ensure they won't be fooled.
SIGN    Devil V Devil X
SIGN    Production
[06:20] Jashin
    But at least this changed history!
[06:23] Medusa
    My paper bag tore.
[06:26] Jashin
    Wear this one.
[06:27] Medusa
    Thanks. I'm fine with that, but...
[06:30] Medusa
    The kraft paper ones just have
    the best feel, fit, and smell.
[06:36] Jashin
    You care about that?
[06:45] Minos
    All right!
[06:52] Minos
    Time to go deliver the milk!
SIGN    Milk
[06:58] Minos
    There.
[06:59] Minos
    That's the last house.
[07:02] Minos
    All right! I cut down my total
    delivery time by another second.
[07:06] Minos
    If I keep this up, pretty soon
    I'll get it all done in zero seconds!
[07:11] Minos
    Yeah, just kidding!
SIGN    Beef
[07:15] Minos
    Seconds!
SIGN    Beef
SIGN    Beef
SIGN    Beef
SIGN    Beef
[07:16] Yurine
    You sure eat a lot,
    and so early in the day.
[07:19] Jashin
    Show a little restraint.
[07:21] Minos
    Yeah, but your cooking's
    just so good, Jashin-chan.
[07:25] Jashin
    W-Well, I know that!
SIGN    Beef
[07:28] Jashin
    Here.
[07:29] Minos
    Ooh! A folktale-sized serving!
[07:31] DevilA
    This folktale.
[07:32] Jashin
    But seriously, you're so
    energetic, it's overwhelming.
[07:36] Minos
    Yep! I haven't caught a cold
     even once since I was a kid!
[07:39] Jashin
    Yeah, since you're so dumb.
[07:43] Jashin
    I've never caught one, either.
[07:45] Jashin
    'Cause I'm dumb.
[07:47] Yurine
    Isn't it about time you got going?
[07:49] Minos
    Oops! I'm gonna be late!
[07:51] Minos
    Thanks for the meal! See ya later!
[07:54] Yurine
    Minos sure is a hard worker.
[07:56] Yurine
    Unlike someone else I know.
[07:59] Jashin
    I'm a career housewife.
SIGN    Safety
    First
SIGN    Under construction. We apologize for the inconvenience.
[08:04] Minos
    There we go.
[08:05] Tanahashi
    You're pretty damn reliable, aren't ya?
[08:08] Minos
    Just leave it all to me!
[08:09] Pekola
    S-So heavy...
[08:10] Tanahashi
    Yo! Smaller girl!
[08:12] Pekola
    What? Are you talking to Pekola?
[08:15] Tanahashi
    I dunno if you're Pekola or not,
    but I mean you, part-timer!
[08:18] Tanahashi
    Quit dawdling and carry
    those bags, part-timer!
[08:21] Pekola
    Even if it's to stay alive, being worked
    to the bone by a human is just...
[08:24] Minos
    Hup!
[08:25] Minos
    You can leave the heavy labor to me.
[08:28] Minos
    Get him to put you on a different job.
[08:30] Pekola
    Th-Thank you...
[08:32] Minos
    It's fine, it's fine!
[08:34] Pekola
    Sh-She's so dazzling...
[08:36] Pekola
    She's a devil... right?
[08:42] Minos
    Well, that's another day's work done!
[08:45] Minos
    Maybe I'll go for a run on my way home!
[08:47] Pekola
    U-Um, thank you for—
[08:54] Pekola
    I didn't get to thank her. I'm such a fool!
[08:59] Pekola
    Next time...
SIGN    When will I finally get to see Jashin-chan?
[09:13] Minos
    Whoa! Are you okay?
SIGN    Y-Yes...
[09:17] Minos
    Oh, good!
[09:19] Mions
    Sorry about that. Be careful getting home.
[09:22] Minos
    Later!
SIGN    Is she a devil?
SIGN    Wait! Do you know where Jashin-chan is?
SIGN    Hey!
[09:33] Ryo
    Minos-oneechan!
[09:35] Ryo
    Play a card game with us!
[09:36] Kids
    Come play!
[09:39] Minos
    Sorry! I don't have my cards on me today.
[09:42] Ryo
    Aw, you don't?
[09:43] Mohawk
    Too bad.
[09:44] Minos
    Next time, okay?
[09:46] Ryo
    Okay! Bye!
[09:48] Kids
    See ya!
[09:48] Mohawk
    Play with us again!
[09:50] Jashin
    You boys...
[09:53] Jashin
    I have cards. I'm willing to play with you.
[10:01] Ryo
    Nah, that's okay. Let's go, guys.
[10:04] Bakuga
    Man, I wanted to play with Minos-oneechan.
[10:07] LOVE
    She has such big boobs.
[10:08] Ryo
    And she's super strong, too!
[10:10] Mohawk
    Plus, she has such big boobs.
[10:18] Minos
    Another hard day's work!
[10:21] Minos
    Nothing beats a bath after hard labor.
SIGN    Ebisu Face Beer
SIGN    Ebisu Face Beer
SIGN    Ebisu Face Beer
SIGN    Ebisu Face Beer
SIGN    Ebisu Face Beer
SIGN    Ebisu Face Beer
SIGN    Ebisu Face Beer
SIGN    Ebisu Face Beer
SIGN    Ebisu Face Beer
SIGN    Ebisu Face Beer
[10:34] Minos
    That's the stuff!
[10:36] Minos
    I'm gonna work hard again tomorrow!
[10:41] Jashin
    Damn it! Why is Minos so popular with
    humans and I'm not?! We're both devils!
[10:46] Jashin
    All humans should just die!
[10:49] Yurine
    It's probably because
    you think things like that.
[10:52] Jashin
    Jashin-chan Dropkick!
[10:56] Minos
    What do you want to drink?
    Orange or grapefruit juice?
[11:00] Jashin
    Orange.
[11:01] Minos
    There.
[11:05] Minos
    Here.
[11:06] Jashin
    That seems kinda gross.
SIGN    SOSEIKI
SIGN    Chinese Cooking
SIGN    Chinese Cooking & Ramen
[11:11] Yurine
    Jashin-chan...
SIGN    Ramen
[11:13] Yurine
    Do you want ramen for lunch?
[11:15] Jashin
    Hmm... If I had to choose,
    I'm more in the mood for rice.
[11:20] Yurine
    Your face says you want to eat ramen.
[11:23] Jashin
    Uh, no, rice—
[11:24] Yurine
    You want ramen, don't you?
[11:27] Jashin
    Yes, I want ramen.
[11:30] Jashin
    It happened again.
[11:32] Poporon
    Welcome!
[11:36] Jashin
    Ah, it's you!
[11:39] Yurine
    You know her?
[11:39] Jashin
    She almost killed me!
[11:42] Jashin
    I'll finish you off this time!
[11:43] Poporon
    Wh-What are you talking about? Please stop!
[11:46] Jashin
    Don't play dumb!
[11:47] Chiba/Ozaki
    Stop!
SIGN    Carnivore
SIGN    Herbivore
SIGN    Carnivore
SIGN    Herbivore
[11:48] Chiba
    No using violence against Noel-chan!
[11:50] Ozaki
    No violence!
[11:51] Jashin
    Huh? Noel?
SIGN    Carnivore
SIGN    Herbivore
[11:53] Jashin
    Was your name Noel?
SIGN    Carnivore
SIGN    Herbivore
SIGN    Carnivore
SIGN    Herbivore
[11:55] Chiba
    Noel-chan is a hard-working girl
    who works here while striving to be an idol!
SIGN    Carnivore
SIGN    Herbivore
[12:00] Ozaki
    You can't kill a girl like her!
[12:01] Chiba
    Yeah!
[12:02] Jashin
    An... idol?
[12:04] Jashin
    She looks like her, but...
    maybe she isn't Poporon-chan?
[12:09] Jashin
    So you're... Noel-san?
[12:12] Poporon
    Ugh, this just turned into
    a huge pain in the ass.
[12:15] Poporon
    My name is Amatsuka Noel!
[12:18] Poporon
    It's so nice to meet you!
[12:20] DevilA
    It's said that ramen with a half portion
    of fried rice originated in Jinbocho.
[12:24] DevilA
    Whether you believe that or not is up to you.
[12:27] Poporon
    What would you like to order?
[12:29] Yurine
    Come on, enough with the
    weird rants. Just order already.
[12:34] Poporon
    I'm saved!
[12:35] Owner
    Here you go.
[12:37] Yurine
    So, I see you hired some new help
    since the last time I was here.
[12:41] Owner
    Yeah, and business has been
    booming thanks to Noel-chan.
SIGN    Herbivore
[12:45] Chiba
    We come here every day, after all!
[12:48] Ozaki
    Yep!
[12:49] Poporon
    And I appreciate it!
[12:50] Poporon
    Here's some stir-fried
    bean sprouts. They're on me!
[12:56] Chiba
    She's providing bean sprouts to
    pigs like us out of her own paycheck!
[13:01] Ozaki
    We're so blessed!
[13:03] Poporon
    Talk about simple.
[13:05] Poporon
    Who knew human men were so easy to ply
    you could win them over with bean sprouts?
[13:11] Jashin
    That unique pouch...
[13:14] Jashin
    It's obviously that angel's.
[13:16] Jashin
    Okay.
[13:18] Jashin
    Poporon-chan! I'd like
    some more water, please.
[13:20] Poporon
    Coming right up!
[13:22] Poporon
    Uh-oh!
[13:25] Jashin
    I knew you were Poporon-chan!
SIGN    Carnivore
SIGN    Herbivore
[13:28] Chiba
    Stop, foul snake woman!
SIGN    Carnivore
SIGN    Herbivore
[13:30] Ozaki
    What are you doing to Noel-chan?!
[13:32] Yurine
    Jashin-chan, this is a place
    where everyone can eat.
[13:37] Yurine
    So you need to eat your food quietly, too.
[13:40] Jashin
    But she—
[13:42] Yurine
    Don't point.
[13:43] Jashin
    H-Hey...
[13:45] Jashin
    Apyo!
[13:47] DevilA
    It's said that the first person to
    eat ramen in Japan was Mito Komon,
[13:52] DevilA
    but a new theory suggests it may actually
    have been a monk in the Muromachi period.
[13:56] DevilA
    What you choose to believe is up to... you...
[13:59] Yurine
    I'd like to pay now.
[14:01] Jashin
    M-My finger... My finger...
[14:01] Poporon
    R-Right...
[14:04] Yurine
    That was a great meal.
    I apologize for all the fuss.
[14:08] Owner
    S-Sure...
[14:10] Yurine
    Time to go, Jashin-chan.
[14:18] Yurine
    It seems what Jashin-chan says is true,
    that you're no ordinary human.
[14:23] Yurine
    You have the same aura
    as someone else I know.
[14:29] Poporon
    That woman bosses about a devil,
    and she knows who I am?
[14:34] Poporon
    Who in the world is she?
[14:35] Jashin
    Jashin-chan Dropkick!
[14:40] Jashin
    The word "stationery"
    contains the word "armor,"
SIGN    (Stationery)
SIGN    Bunbougu
SIGN    m 0 0 l 100 0 100 100 0 100
SIGN    (Armor)
[14:44] Jashin
    so stationery must have
     high defensive power.
[14:47] Jashin
    Yurine!
[14:48] Jashin
    I want to test this thing's defensive power,
    so I need you to attack me.
[14:52] Yurine
    Got it.
[14:53] Jashin
    Okay, bring it on!
[14:59] Jashin
    It couldn't... block it...
[15:02] Yurine
    You're so dumb.
[15:10] Jashin
    Th-The pudding convulsions won't stop...
SIGN    Puttsun
SIGN    Pudding
[15:20] Jashin
    Found you!
[15:30] Jashin
    Hurry! Hurry! Hurry! Hurry!
    Hurry! Hurry! Hurry! Hurry!
[15:36] Jashin
    Having learned how delicious pudding is
    after coming to the human realm,
[15:40] Jashin
    I now need to ingest pudding regularly,
    or I experience convulsions.
[15:45] Jashin
    Yummy! So yummy!
[15:49] Jashin
    This sensation, like something
    soaking into my brain!
[15:52] Jashin
    Red bean buns and chocolate-flavored
    red bean buns are no match for this!
SIGN    Yurine
[16:06] Jashin
    Now I've done it!
[16:07] Jashin
    This was Yurine's!
[16:10] Jashin
    Crap, crap, crap, crap!
[16:12] Jashin
    I gotta go buy another one
    before Yurine gets home!
[16:15] Yurine
    I'm home.
[16:17] Yurine
    What's wrong? You look like
    the world's coming to an end.
[16:21] Jashin
    It just did.
[16:23] Jashin
    Everything looked so vivid,
    and then it all collapsed.
[16:26] Yurine
    Huh?
[16:27] Yurine
    Oh, I see you ate my pudding.
[16:30] Jashin
    I-It was an invisible man.
[16:33] Yurine
    Huh?
[16:34] Jashin
    An invisible man...
[16:36] Jashin
    Watch out! There's an
    invisible man around here!
[16:40] Jashin
    That's who ate your pudding!
[16:42] Jashin
    I'll catch him!
[16:44] Jashin
    He punched me! Not bad, invisible man!
[16:48] Jashin
    Take this! Royal Copenhagen!
[16:52] Jashin
    Wait! You're running away?!
[16:54] Jashin
    Damn! He got away!
[16:57] Yurine
    So... the window's closed.
    How did he get out?
[17:01] Jashin
    Oh, er... well... he just, uh...
    passed through the window?
[17:07] Yurine
    How can you see him if he's invisible?
[17:10] Jashin
    B-Because... I'm a devil...
[17:16] Yurine
    You have pudding around your mouth.
[17:18] Jashin
    Huh?
[17:20] Yurine
    Coming.
[17:21] Delivery
    Delivery!
[17:23] Jashin
    M-Maybe it got on me while
    I was fighting the invisible man...
[17:30] Yurine
    The thing I ordered just arrived.
[17:32] Jashin
    Huh?
[17:33] Jashin
    The "thing"? What thing?
[17:36] Yurine
    An iron maiden.
[17:38] Yurine
    If you'd been honest and told me you ate it,
    I would've just sent you to buy more.
[17:43] Yurine
    Why did you have to come up
    with such a stupid story?
SIGN    Beth
[17:54] Jashin
    Bathory!
[17:56] Yurine
    Well, come on. You'd better get out
    of there before you run out of blood.
[17:59] Jashin
    If I could get out by myself,
    I would have by now!
[19:41] Jashin
    It's so foggy today. There's no one around.
[19:55] Jashin
    Wh-Wh-Wh-Wh-What?! What was that?!
[19:56] Medusa
    Jashin-chan! Help me!
[20:01] Jashin
    Medusa? What in the heck happened?
[20:06] Jashin
    Z-Zombies?!
[20:14] Jashin
    In here!
[20:15] Jashin
    Medusa, run faster!
[20:17] Medusa
    W-Wait!
[20:23] Jashin
    It's locked!
[20:24] Jashin
    Damn it! Which idiot locked this door?!
[20:28] Medusa
    Jashin-chan, look!
[20:30] Jashin
    Nice, Medusa!
[20:46] Medusa
    Jashin-chan, look...
[20:47] Jashin
    What is it?
[20:51] Medusa
    Look. We have light.
[20:53] Jashin
    D-Don't shine it in my eyes.
[20:57] Medusa
    But we don't want them
    to find us, so I'll turn it off.
[21:07] Jashin
    We'll hide in here!
[21:08] Medusa
    Okay.
[21:15] Mei
    Oro...
[21:17] Mei
    Orochimaru...
[21:23] Mei
    Orochimaru...
[21:31] Mei
    I know... you're... in here...
[21:52] Minos
    You okay?
[21:53] Jashin
    Minos! You did it!
[21:56] Minos
    It's dangerous here.
    There's a horde of zombies inside.
[21:59] Jashin
    So should we go outside?
[22:01] Minos
    No, that's a bad idea.
[22:03] Minos
    The fog's so thick that
    we won't be able to see a thing.
[22:06] Jashin
    Where should we go, then?!
[22:08] Minos
    This way.
[22:28] Minos
    Run! Run! Run!
[22:31] Minos
    In here!
[22:32] Minos
    Nope! Not here!
[22:33] Jashin
    This way!
[22:36] Jashin
    It's a dead end!
[22:39] Jashin
    Another door that won't open!
[22:43] Jashin
    Please! Someone open the door!
[22:45] Jashin
    Please open the door!
[22:50] Yurine
    It's a sliding door.
[22:52] Jashin
    Yurine!
[22:53] Jashin
    Silly me! I wasn't thinking!
[22:55] Minos
    Hurry, Medusa!
[22:56] Medusa
    Wait!
[23:00] Jashin
    Hey! Don't leave me behind! Help me!
[23:03] Jashin
    Yurine! Medusa! Minos!
    Someone, please save me!
[23:07] Jashin
    Someone!
[23:12] Yurine
    Jashin-chan?
[23:14] Yurine
    You okay? I think you were
    having a nightmare.
[23:17] Jashin
    I... I'm okay...
[23:20] Yurine
    Don't yell so loud this late at night, okay?
[23:23] Jashin
    O-Okay...
SIGN    Konjac
[23:27] DevilA
    If you softly place a wet towel
    over a sleeping person's feet,
[23:33] DevilA
    it may increase their chances
    of having a nightmare...
[23:40] Jashin
    There are those who trample on good will.
[23:43] Jashin
    Still, the angel of sorrow
    stands in the face of evil.
[23:46] Jashin
    Who is it this angel
    would so fervently protect?
[23:49] Jashin
    Dropkick on My Devil returns next time
    with a One-Winged Angel to your heart!

Season 1

E10 -

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SIGN    Clairvoyance Drops
[00:00] Jashin
    Dropkick on My Devil
    and Clairvoyance Drops!
[00:04] Jashin
    Available for collaboration!
[00:09] Jashin
    I'll eat one for Setsuko, too!
SIGN    Marble
SIGN    Marble
SIGN    Marble
SIGN    Marble
SIGN    Marble
SIGN    Marble
SIGN    Marble
SIGN    Marble
SIGN    Marble
SIGN    Marble
SIGN    Marble
SIGN    Marble
SIGN    Marble
SIGN    Marble
SIGN    Marble
SIGN    °Don't try this at home
SIGN    Marble
[01:47] FundraisingA
    Please donate to less fortunate children!
[01:50] FundraisingB
    Please!
[01:52] Fundraising
    Please donate!
[01:54] Pekola
    I finally have enough money.
[01:57] Pekola
    Maybe now I can rent a real apartment,
     like I always dreamed of!
[02:01] Pekola
    I'm so glad I worked as hard
     as I could all this time!
[02:11] FundraisingB
    Please extend a helping hand
    to less fortunate kids!
[02:13] FundraisingB
    Please!
SIGN    Let's Help Each Other
SIGN    Thank You
     for Helping
SIGN    Donation
     Box
SIGN    Points
SIGN    Points
SIGN    Points
SIGN    Points
SIGN    Points
SIGN    Points
SIGN    Points
SIGN    Points
[02:16] DevilA
    Ten points!
SIGN    Points
SIGN    Points
SIGN    Points
SIGN    Points
[02:20] Pekola
    How did it fly right into
    such a tiny opening l-like that?
SIGN    Let's Help Each Other
SIGN    Donation
     Box
[02:29] Pekola
    Uh, excuse me. I accidentally
    dropped money in there.
[02:33] Pekola
    Could I have it—
[02:35] FundraisingA
    Thank you for your donation!
SIGN    Donation
    Box
[02:39] FundraisingA
    Now we can help less fortunate children!
[02:41] FundraisingB
    Thank you so much!
[02:43] Pekola
    N-No, that wasn't a donation...
[02:46] FundraisingA
    You're so full of compassion!
[02:49] FundraisingB
    You're like an angel!
    No, we should say you are an angel!
[02:53] Pekola
    Uh, no...
[02:57] Fundraising
    You're an angel!
SIGN    Donation
    Box
[03:02] Pekola
    If it'll help unfortunate children,
    then please use it for that.
[03:08] Fundraising
    Oh, wonderful!
[03:10] Fundraising
    Thank you so much!
[03:15] Bakuga
    Here it comes!
[03:18] Pekola
    How could it have flown
    right into that tiny hole?!
[03:21] Pekola
    I'm such a fool!
[03:23] Pekola
    I should've tried to get it back,
    no matter what it took!
[03:31] Pekola
    Other than the 2,000 yen
    I had sewn into my underwear,
[03:34] Pekola
    I've lost everything I had!
[03:45] Pekola
    But now those unfortunate children
     will be saved. Isn't that a good thing?
[03:51] Pekola
    No matter how far I fall, no matter
    what bitter experiences I have...
[03:56] Pekola
    I'm still an angel!
[03:57] Pekola
    I'm still an angel!
[03:58] Pekola
    I'm still an angel!
[04:00] Pekola
    Okay! To cheer myself up,
[04:03] Pekola
    I'll go have some curry nanban (1,000 yen)
    from Kanda Matsuya and head to work!
[04:14] Jashin
    Oh, hey, it's Pekola.
[04:17] Jashin
    What're you just standing there for?
    Come sit next to me.
[04:22] Pekola
    I'd rather not.
[04:24] Pekola
    Are there any other seats?
[04:27] Pekola
    Nope.
[04:31] Pekola
    Are you here to eat, too?
[04:33] Jashin
    What else would I be doing here?
[04:36] Pekola
    I'd rather not get worn out
    before going to work...
[04:40] Staff
    Welcome.
[04:41] Pekola
    Oh, curry nanban, please.
[04:43] Staff
    Sure.
[04:45] Jashin
    Curry nanban's great, isn't it?
[04:49] SalarymanA
    You seen those girls in tracksuits
    collecting donations in front of the station?
[04:54] SalarymanA
    The ones saying they're collecting
    for less fortunate children.
[04:58] SalarymanA
    Apparently, it's a charity scam.
[05:00] SalarymanB
    Oh, the two girls in tracksuits?
[05:03] SalarymanA
    I just saw them getting arrested.
[05:06] SalarymanB
    Damn. I thought they seemed kinda shady.
[05:06] Pekola
    A charity scam... Tracksuits...
[05:09] SalarymanA
    It drew one hell of a crowd.
[05:09] Pekola
    Two young women...
SIGN    Donation
    Box
[05:13] (Flashback) Fundraising
    Thank you for your donation!
[05:19] Jashin
    Talk about dumb!
    Who'd donate to people like that?
[05:23] Jashin
    Right, Pekola?
[05:27] Jashin
    Pekola? What's wrong?
[05:30] Jashin
    Pekola?
[05:33] Jashin
    Pekola? Hey...
[05:34] Pekola
    Flutter, flutter, flutter...
[05:38] Staff
    Here's your curry nanban.
[05:40] Jashin
    Got a Shureimon!
[05:42] Jashin
    This'll cover both of us.
    I'll just enjoy this nanban!
[05:45] Jashin
    Great save! I didn't have any money!
[05:50] Jashin
    Yum! This is so good!
[05:51] Staff
    Um, this isn't enough, though...
[05:54] Jashin
    Huh?
[05:57] Jashin
    Dropkick on My Devil makes a transfer!
[06:01] Jashin
    Dropkick on My Case
    Closed Devil begins now!
SIGN    5 Seconds Later
SIGN    Wuh...
SIGN    Water...
[06:15] Jashin
    It's so damn hot.
[06:22] Yusa
    Is Yurine-san home?
[06:25] Jashin
    Nope. She's dead.
[06:27] Yusa
    What?!
[06:28] Jashin
    It's freezing when you two are here.
SIGN    You did it, didn't you?!
SIGN    Give her back! Give Yurine-chan back!
[06:37] Jashin
    Shut up.
[06:38] Jashin
    That won't work.
[06:39] Jashin
    Taste my Hundred Tail Slaps!
[06:47] Jashin
    I just used my new deadly move
    on a low-ranking devil!
[07:00] Yusa
    You dare do such a thing to my sister again?
[07:03] Yusa
    And now, Yurine-san, too...
[07:05] Yusa
    I can't allow you to live.
[07:10] Yurine
    It's awfully noisy out here.
[07:12] Yurine
    Oh, Yusa-san. Welcome.
[07:15] Yusa
    I should've known.
[07:18] Jashin
    Here.
[07:20] Yusa
    Oh, you didn't have to.
[07:23] Jashin
    When they're here,
    my tea snacks get cut so thin!
[07:26] Jashin
    This is plenty for Koji.
[07:35] Yusa
    I've come to ask you for a favor, Yurine-san.
[07:38] Yurine
    A favor?
[07:40] Yusa
    Yes.
SIGN    Hell Ice Cream
[07:43] Yusa
    I was hoping you could
    taste-test this for me.
[07:46] Yurine
    "Hell Ice Cream"?
[07:48] Yusa
    Yes, business is bad in Hell right now,
[07:51] Yusa
    so I was thinking of selling more than
    just shaved ice in the human realm.
[07:54] Yusa
    I was hoping you could give me
    your opinion on behalf of the humans.
[07:57] Yurine
    The packaging is cute.
[08:00] Yurine
    Sure, if you think my opinion will do.
[08:03] Yurine
    I'm surprised business has been
    bad for you guys, though.
[08:07] Yurine
    It's not like it costs you anything.
[08:09] Yusa
    Yes, but for some reason,
    our product just doesn't sell back home.
[08:13] Yurine
    Probably because you're trying to sell it
    in a cold place that has ice everywhere.
[08:18] Yusa
    Ah, of course!
[08:20] Yusa
    I hadn't even realized that!
[08:23] Jashin
    Is your big sister stupid?
[08:26] Yurine
    Okay, I'll try it.
[08:33] Yurine
    It's good!
[08:35] Yusa
    I'm so glad!
[08:36] Jashin
    I'll have some, too!
[08:37] Yurine
    What flavor is this?
[08:40] Yusa
    Basilisk venom.
[08:42] Jashin
    Are you an idiot?! Living creatures
    die just walking beside a basilisk!
[08:47] Jashin
    Why would you make that into
     ice cream?! The risk is sky-high!
[08:50] Jashin
    In fact, it's a basi-risk!
    Seriously, think of the risk!
[08:54] Jashin
    I mean, I don't care if Yurine dies, but...
[08:56] Yusa
    Don't worry. The venom's been processed.
[08:59] Jashin
    Are you absolutely sure it's safe?
[09:02] Jashin
    Also, I'm impressed you were even
    able to collect basilisk venom.
[09:06] Yusa
    Well, that's the thing.
[09:08] Yusa
    Just making this ice cream demands
    a great deal of labor and expense.
[09:14] Yusa
    After doing the math...
[09:16] Yusa
    I'm thinking of selling it for
    one million yen each. Do you think that'll work?
[09:24] Yurine
    I, uh, don't think so.
[09:27] Yusa
    B-B-But our debt...
[09:27] Jashin
    Your big sister really is an idiot.
SIGN    Wig
[09:37] Jashin
    Dropkick on My Devil makes a transfer!
[09:41] Jashin
    I'm a free agent!
[09:43] Jashin
    Dropkick on My Food Wars Devil begi—
SIGN    5 Seconds Later
[09:50] Pekola
    A part-time day labor job that pays well...
[09:54] Pekola
    There don't seem to be many of those.
[09:59] Pekola
    Thirty thousand a day? That could work!
SIGN    High-Paying Part-Time Work
SIGN    Pay:
SIGN    yen
     a day
SIGN    Description: Shield
SIGN    Terms:
SIGN    All sexes welcome,
     as long as you're strong!!
SIGN    °Details to be shared on the day of the job
SIGN    Feel free to call and ask us about it first!
SIGN    (our recruiter)
[10:02] Pekola
    "Terms: All sexes welcome,
    as long as you're strong."
[10:07] Pekola
    I may have lost my angel powers,
    but I'm still tougher than a human.
[10:12] Pekola
    This seems perfect for me.
[10:14] Pekola
    But...
[10:16] Pekola
    Why does the description just say "shield"?
SIGN    High-Paying Part-Time Work
SIGN    yen
     a day
SIGN    Shield
SIGN    All sexes welcome,
    as long as you're strong!!
SIGN    °Details to be shared on the day of the job
SIGN    Feel free to call and ask us about it first!
SIGN    (our recruiter)
[10:18] Pekola
    What could that mean?
[10:20] Pekola
    Well, I can start by calling to ask.
SIGN    Is that...
SIGN    ...an angel? She doesn't have a halo, though.
SIGN    I'm finding angels now, but still no Jashin-chan.
SIGN    Where could she be?
SIGN    Ah, the Tokyo Desert...
[10:45] Pekola
    They hired me pretty easily,
[10:47] Pekola
    but today's the day of the job
    and I still don't know the details.
[10:52] Pekola
    Still, I'm so lucky to have found a job
    that pays 30,000 yen for just one day!
[10:56] Pekola
    Good things are coming my way today!
[10:58] Pekola
    I'll buy that, and I bet
    I can buy that, too...
[11:01] Tanahashi
    Yo, part-timer.
[11:03] Pekola
    What? That's the guy
    who's at all my part-time jobs!
[11:08] Tanahashi
    Huh? What're you talking about?
[11:09] Tanahashi
    I'm gonna explain the work now.
    Listen up, part-timer.
[11:13] Pekola
    Um, my name isn't
    "Part-Timer." It's "Pekola."
[11:17] Pekola
    He still has such a dumb-sounding voice.
[11:21] Tanahashi
    I couldn't care less if you're
    Pekola or not, part-timer.
[11:24] Pekola
    Why does he refuse to learn my name?
[11:24] Tanahashi
    So today, you're a bodyguard at
    an idol's photobook-signing event.
[11:30] Tanahashi
    Okay, explanation done.
[11:32] Pekola
    Right...
[11:33] Tanahashi
    Okay, Amatsuka Noel-chan, come on in!
[11:34] Pekola
    A bodyguard? So that's why it said "shield."
[11:37] Poporon
    Good morning!
[11:39] Poporon
    I'm everyone's holy idol, Noel-chan!
[11:45] Pekola
    Poporon?!
[11:46] Poporon
    Pekola-sama?!
[11:47] Tanahashi
    Okay, I'll see you when it's time.
[11:50] Poporon
    Okay!
[11:52] Pekola
    Who's Amatsuka Noel?
[11:54] Poporon
    It's a stage name, obviously.
[11:57] Poporon
    Being an ordinary girl who's striving
    to be an idol makes it easier to live here.
[12:01] Pekola
    A stage name? Oh, right.
    Yeah, I guess that's an option...
[12:05] Pekola
    Wait, but lying is wrong!
[12:07] Poporon
    You're too honest for your own good.
[12:10] Poporon
    But that's how I've been getting by.
    I'm still just starting out as an idol, though.
[12:15] Pekola
    Is idol work really so dangerous
    that you need a bodyguard?
[12:20] Poporon
    Not usually, but on rare occasions,
[12:23] Poporon
    we get attacked at our events.
[12:26] Poporon
    So make sure you protect me.
[12:28] Pekola
    Of course!
[12:30] Pekola
    I'm getting paid for this, after all.
[12:32] Pekola
    And you'll be going out
    in front of people as a human.
[12:36] Pekola
    The responsibility of the
    job itself is reason enough,
[12:38] Pekola
    but aside from that,
    it's an angel's duty to protect humans!
[12:41] Poporon
    Wh-Why are you trying to sound all cool?
    You piss me off so much.
[12:47] Poporon
    I absolutely hate all that stuff
    about an angel's duty.
[12:50] Pekola
    Poporon?
[12:52] Tanahashi
    Okay, it's time.
[12:54] Poporon
    Coming!
[12:59] Poporon
    Thank you for coming!
SIGN    Amatsuki Noel Autograph Event
[13:02] Osaki
    An autographed Noel-chan photobook!
    It'll be my family heirloom!
[13:05] Poporon
    Aw, that makes me so happy!
[13:09] Chiba
    If you would, please.
[13:10] Poporon
    Sure!
[13:12] Chiba
    Oh, please sign it:
    "To Noel-chan's little piggy."
[13:16] Poporon
    You're funny!
[13:18] Poporon
    What the hell?
[13:39] [SONG] Poporon
    The sky above me is cloudy
[13:43] [SONG] Poporon
    I wish it would be sunny, just for today
[13:47] [SONG] Poporon
    The challenge is getting to
    the point of feeling motivated
[13:53] [SONG] Poporon
    But it's not like there are
    tons of things I want to do
[14:00] [SONG] Poporon
    I don't have time to sit around sighing
[14:07] [SONG] Poporon
    In this hectic, ever-changing world
[14:14] [SONG] Poporon
    Forcing a smile
[14:18] [SONG] Poporon
    While just spinning like a gear
[14:21] [SONG] Poporon
    Is not how I want to let it end
[14:29] [SONG] Poporon
    I want to make a miracle happen
[14:33] [SONG] Poporon
    Like you-know-who
[14:36] [SONG] Poporon
    So I'll go out to find a future
    that'll make my heart race
[14:44] [SONG] Poporon
    I swear I will
[14:48] Pekola
    Good. It looks like it's going
    to end without any problems.
[14:52] Pekola
    What should I eat with my 30,000 yen?
[14:56] Pekola
    The finest eels? Or maybe a steak?
[14:59] Pekola
    Oh, curry nanban is right up there, too.
[15:07] Long Hair
    I have a bone to pick with you, Noel.
[15:10] Long Hair
    Your cold treatment of fans
    on social media is unacceptable!
[15:20] Poporon
    Pekola-sama, you were
    actually useful! Thank good—
[15:23] Long Hair
    Damn you, Noel!
[15:25] Long Hair
    How dare you ignore my R-rated questions?!
[15:28] Long Hair
    I'll split your head open!
[15:32] Long Hair
    Damn it! What the hell?!
[15:35] Pekola
    Poporon! What are you doing?
    Get out of here!
[15:39] Long Hair
    Out of my way, you...
[15:41] Pekola
    S-Stop... Seriously, stop...
[15:43] Poporon
    A-Are you crazy?! Don't risk
    your life for a measly 30,000 yen!
[15:47] Pekola
    It's not about the money!
[15:49] Pekola
    I may have fallen, but I was an angel!
    It's my duty to protect people!
[15:56] Poporon
    But... I'm not human...
[15:58] Pekola
    Right now, you're Noel
    the human idol, aren't you?
[16:02] Pekola
    You're also my former subordinate.
[16:05] Pekola
    So I will protect you!
[16:09] Long Hair
    Give it a damn rest!
[16:24] Pekola
    Where am I?
[16:26] Yurine
    Don't sit up too quickly.
[16:28] Pekola
    Hanazono Yurine...
[16:31] Pekola
    Wait, where's Poporon?
[16:33] Yurine
    Don't worry, she's just fine.
[16:36] Yurine
    And the police arrested the attacker.
[16:40] Jashin
    Yurine saw the news online
    and came to check up on you.
[16:44] Pekola
    Th-Thank you.
[16:46] Jashin
    We've got bananas, too.
[16:48] Yurine
    Why are you eating them?
[16:51] Yurine
    Hey, don't play with the bananas.
[16:52] Jashin
    Can't hear you.
[16:52] Pekola
    Did you two bring this
    expensive-looking fruit selection?
[16:56] Yurine
    No, it was there before we came in.
[16:59] Pekola
    I see...
[17:03] Pekola
    I hope my pay will
    cover this hospital stay.
[17:06] Yurine
    The nurse said your expenses
    were already covered.
[17:10] Pekola
    Huh?!
[17:10] Jashin
    I'll take this melon in return
    for peeling the apples.
[17:15] Yurine
    You really...
[17:17] Pekola
    Who could have...
SIGN    Heaven Hospital
[17:23] Poporon
    Hmph. Stupid Pekola-sama.
[17:27] Jashin
    Dropkick on My Devil makes a transfer!
[17:30] Jashin
    I'm a free agent!
[17:31] Jashin
    Overhead Kick on My Titan Devil begi—
SIGN    5 Seconds Later
SIGN    Beth
SIGN    Beth
SIGN    Damn
     it
SIGN    Unhappy
    Turn
SIGN    Unhappy
    Turn
SIGN    Unhappy
    Turn
[17:51] Medusa
    Here, Jashin-chan. Open up.
[17:56] Jashin
    Yum. Nothing beats a mandarin in winter.
[18:02] Medusa
    Oh, that's right!
[18:04] Medusa
    Jashin-chan, could you
    teach me how to make chocolates?
[18:07] Jashin
    Huh? Why?
[18:09] Medusa
    It's almost Valentine's Day.
[18:13] Jashin
    Y-You're gonna give someone chocolates?
[18:17] Medusa
    Yep!
[18:22] Jashin
    Who?
[18:23] Medusa
    That's a secret.
[18:26] Jashin
    I'm not teaching you, then.
[18:28] Medusa
    Aw, come on, teach me!
    You're good at making sweets, aren't you?
[18:32] Jashin
    Just buy 'em from some store.
[18:35] Jashin
    Department stores have special
    Valentine's Day sections this time of year.
[18:40] Medusa
    I know, but I thought it'd be nice to give
    handmade ones to the person I care about.
[18:47] Jashin
    The person Medusa cares about?!
[18:50] Jashin
    She found someone like that while
    I've been stuck here in the human realm?!
[18:50] Medusa
    But I don't know what kind
     would make them happy.
[18:56] Jashin
    All because I can't get back to Hell!
[18:58] Medusa
    What's wrong, Jashin-chan?
[19:01] Medusa
    Okay, if you'll teach me how to make them,
    I'll tell you who I'm giving them to.
[19:06] Medusa
    But only after we're done.
[19:10] Jashin
    F-Fine.
[19:12] Jashin
    As soon as I get back to Hell, I'll kill them.
[19:18] Medusa
    This is kind of embarrassing...
[19:21] Jashin
    You have to start by looking the part.
[19:25] Medusa
    Your hat's so tall.
[19:27] Jashin
    Regular chocolates are boring,
    so we'll be making ganache.
[19:31] Jashin
    First, chop up a
    chocolate bar into tiny pieces.
[19:34] Medusa
    Okay!
[19:39] Jashin
    That's dangerous.
[19:43] Jashin
    Place your hand like a cat's paw
    so you don't cut your fingers.
[19:49] Jashin
    You try it.
[19:50] Medusa
    O-Okay!
[19:52] Jashin
    You need to be careful, or you'll be
    giving someone your fingers instead.
[19:56] Medusa
    Got it. Like this, right?
[19:59] Jashin
    Now, put fresh cream in a pan, and warm it over
    a medium heat without bringing it to a boil.
[20:05] Jashin
    Then, add the chopped-up
     chocolate, and mix it in.
[20:11] Jashin
    Finally, pour the melted chocolate
    into a tray lined with parchment paper...
[20:17] Jashin
    And put it in the fridge
    for about an hour to cool.
[20:22] DevilA
    One, two, three, four...
[20:28] Medusa
    Think it's ready yet, Jashin-chan?
[20:31] Jashin
    It hasn't even been five minutes.
[20:34] Jashin
    Is the person you're giving it to
    that important to you?
[20:39] Medusa
    Yeah! Super important!
[20:42] Jashin
    I'm seriously gonna kill them.
[20:44] DevilA
    3,579... 3,599... 3,600!
[20:49] DevilA
    And now, it's been an hour!
[20:51] Medusa
    Wow! It really turned into ganache!
[20:54] Jashin
    Now just cut it into the size you want,
    sprinkle cocoa powder on top, and it's done.
[20:59] Medusa
    Thank you, Jashin-chan!
[21:11] Medusa
    All done!
[21:13] Medusa
    Jashin-chan.
[21:15] Jashin
    What?
[21:17] Medusa
    Here. A present for you.
[21:21] Medusa
    I said I was giving it to someone
    I care about, remember?
[21:27] Jashin
    S-So that's what you...
[21:33] Medusa
    Let's always be good friends, okay?
[21:36] Jashin
    Thank you, Medusa!
[21:40] Jashin
    Whew, what a relief! I'm so glad!
[21:43] Medusa
    Huh? What do you mean?
[21:45] Jashin
    N-Nothing!
[21:45] Minos
    Welcome home, Yurine-chan!
[21:46] Medusa
    Come on, tell me!
[21:50] Yurine
    I see you've been working hard, Minos.
[21:52] Minos
    Nothing hard about it! I enjoy it!
[21:54] Minos
    And I'm just happy to be able to work.
[21:57] Medusa
    Stop that, Jashin-chan!
[22:01] Yurine
    Those two seem happy all the time.
[22:05] Minos
    Yep.
[23:40] Jashin
    The devil runs, howls, sings...
[23:44] Jashin
    All for her.
[23:46] Jashin
    The bond between them is real.
[23:48] Jashin
    Dropkick on My Devil! Into the sky!
[23:51] Jashin
    Returning next time
    with a dropkick to your heart!

Season 1

E11 -

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[01:31] Jashin
    Take this, Yurine!
[01:34] Jashin
    Shoving the title down
    everyone's throats right off the bat!
[01:37] Jashin
    The Dropkick on My Devil
    Final Episode Special!
[01:40] Jashin
    Though I know you're just gonna
    dodge it anyway, of course!
[01:45] Jashin
    Huh?
[01:48] Jashin
    I... hit her?
[01:52] Yurine
    That hurt.
[01:55] Yurine
    I need to hit you once. Just once.
[02:01] Yurine
    I missed.
[02:03] Yurine
    Well, whatever. I'll let you off the hook.
[02:06] Yurine
    Start prepping dinner, okay?
[02:09] Jashin
    It's really rare for
    Yurine's attacks to miss.
SIGN    Ja
[02:15] Jashin
    Dinner tonight is twice-cooked pork.
[02:18] Jashin
    The store had a great deal
    on pork belly and cabbage.
[02:23] Jashin
    Delicious!
[02:25] Jashin
    You like twice-cooked pork,
    don't you, Yurine?
[02:30] Jashin
    Yurine?
[02:33] Yurine
    Yes, I love it.
[02:35] Yurine
    And yours is definitely delicious.
[02:39] Jashin
    You're not eating very much, though.
[02:42] Yurine
    I'm full already.
[02:47] Yurine
    I'm going to lie down for a bit.
[02:52] Jashin
    But there's so much left...
[02:54] Jashin
    Is it because I used cheap pork belly?
[02:57] Jashin
    No, I prepared it in a way that
    no one would notice it's cheap.
[03:02] Jashin
    It really is yummy!
[03:04] Jashin
    It's not like Yurine to leave
    twice-cooked pork behind.
[03:09] Jashin
    Yurine, you're acting strange today.
[03:12] Jashin
    Do you have a fever?
[03:14] Jashin
    You're burning up! That's a bad fever!
[03:16] Jashin
    Th-Th-Thermometer! Thermometer!
[03:23] Jashin
    Wait, 39 degrees?!
    Isn't that really bad for humans?!
[03:27] Jashin
    F-F-Futon, futon, futon!
[03:30] Jashin
    Sleep! Sleep!
[03:32] Jashin
    Water pillow! Water pillow!
[03:35] Jashin
    Your head! Your head! Your head!
[03:37] Jashin
    I gotta get you into your pajamas!
SIGN    Time
    Passes
[03:41] Jashin
    Now you just need a suppository
    to bring the fever down...
[03:45] Jashin
    Oh. We don't have any medicine.
SIGN    Too
    Bad
[03:48] Jashin
    At least keep this on.
[03:50] Jashin
    Good. She's resting comfortably.
[03:53] Jashin
    Wait! That's not good!
[03:55] Jashin
    Why do I have to do all this for Yurine?
[03:59] Jashin
    It's her fault that I can't get back to Hell.
[04:05] (Flashback) Yurine
    Zazaas, zazaas, nasunazaas.
[04:11] Jashin
    She summoned me when she
    didn't even know the return spell.
[04:15] Jashin
    And I can't get back to Hell
    unless my summoner dies...
[04:20] Jashin
    Am I stupid?
[04:22] Jashin
    She's weak right now!
    This is my best chance to kill her!
[04:27] Yurine
    Jashin-chan...
[04:29] Yurine
    W-Water...
[04:31] Jashin
    N-Not my problem. Get your own water.
[04:39] Jashin
    Uh, is she dying? She's gonna die
    if I leave her alone, isn't she?
[04:46] Jashin
    Yes! This is the end of
    my long, grueling battle!
[04:50] Jashin
    Sweet! I'm gonna go play
    my heart out before I go home!
[04:56] Jashin
    I didn't even have to do anything.
[04:59] Jashin
    Goodbye, Yurine.
[05:01] Jashin
    Living in the human realm wasn't so bad.
[05:09] Jashin
    The day I make it back
    to Hell has finally come!
[05:13] Jashin
    I'll play at the arcade until it closes,
[05:15] Jashin
    then eat my fill of curry on my way home.
[05:18] Jashin
    Maybe Yurine will be dead by then!
[05:27] Jashin
    Though...
[05:29] Jashin
    I won't ever see her again.
[05:39] Yurine
    S-So cold...
[05:40] Jashin
    What do you think?
[05:42] Medusa
    Her fever's really high,
    and she looks so uncomfortable.
[05:45] Medusa
    We need to get her to the hospital!
[05:47] Minos
    Okay, I'll get my car.
[05:50] Minos
    Jashin-chan, get Yurine-chan downstairs!
[05:52] Jashin
    Roger dodger!
[05:54] Jashin
    Medusa, cover her bill!
[05:55] Medusa
    Right!
[05:56] Jashin
    Beth, watch the house!
[06:00] Jashin
    This... is your "car"?
[06:02] Minos
    Yep!
[06:03] Minos
    It's super maneuverable, which makes it
     perfect for the narrow alleys of Jinbocho.
[06:08] Jashin
    Oh. I see.
[06:10] Minos
    Hang on tight!
[06:13] Jashin
    Huh?
[06:16] Jashin
    At least obey the speed limit!
SIGN    Medication
SIGN    Hanazono Yurine
SIGN    Directions
SIGN    Take 3 times daily for 3 days
SIGN    Take after eating
    morning, midday, and evening
SIGN    Pill
SIGN    Powder
SIGN    Capsule
[06:24] Minos
    Well, we gave her the meds.
    She should be fine now.
[06:27] Minos
    The doctor said she'd be better in a few days.
[06:30] Medusa
    Yeah. Thank goodness.
[06:33] Minos
    Never thought I'd see Jashin-chan
    help Yurine-chan like this, though.
[06:36] Medusa
    What do I keep telling you?
[06:38] Medusa
    Jashin-chan is a nice girl deep down.
[06:41] Jashin
    Don't be dumb! I'm a devil!
     I oughta slug you!
[06:48] Jashin
    If I left Yurine on her own
    and something happened to her,
[06:51] Jashin
    you guys would shun me, right?
[06:55] Jashin
    I want to get back home to Hell, but...
[06:58] Jashin
    I would...
[07:00] Jashin
    hate losing you guys a lot more.
[07:06] Minos
    Yeah, yeah! We know the truth is
    that you're just worried about Yurine!
[07:10] Jashin
    Keep talking and I'll make a steak
    outta you and eat it, you dolt!
[07:13] Jashin
    Medusa! You'd better not
     get a big head, either!
[07:16] Jashin
    Remember, it's not you
    I need! It's your money!
[07:20] Medusa
    Sure, sure.
[07:21] Jashin
    Damn it! Listen to me!
[07:23] Minos
    Keep it down! You'll wake Yurine-chan!
[07:27] Jashin
    Oh, right.
[07:28] Medusa
    Sorry.
[07:31] Minos
    We'll, we're gonna head on home.
    We'll leave the rest to you.
[07:34] Jashin
    Thank you both.
[07:42] Jashin
    Okay, then...
[07:46] Jashin
    They have a saying in the human realm
     about staying by a person's bedside.
[07:50] Jashin
    So I guess I'll stay by her bedside
    and watch over her until morning.
[07:54] Jashin
    I'll sing so you can rest comfortably.
SIGN    Composed by: Fudeyasu Kazuyuki
    
    
    Performed by: Jashin-chan
SIGN    The bookstore I visited with you on that day
SIGN    Turned into a convenience store at some point
SIGN    The curry place where I was stood up
SIGN    Still serves potatoes with its curry
SIGN    You're a bookworm
SIGN    And I'm your freeloader
SIGN    Our four-and-a-half-mat room
SIGN    Was buried in books
SIGN    You seemed happy there
SIGN    But I was always worried that the floor would cave in
SIGN    Ah, Jinbocho, the youth we spent together
SIGN    Ah, Jinbocho, those sepia-colored blue days
[09:05] Yurine
    What kind of song is that?
[09:07] Jashin
    Oh, did I wake you?
     It's an original song I came up with.
[09:11] Jashin
    I call it "Jinbocho Elegy."
SIGN    Jinbocho
    Elegy
SIGN    Jinbocho
    Elegy
[09:14] Jashin
    It has six chapters!
[09:16] Yurine
    It's not "Road," you know.
[09:18] Jashin
    "Road" goes up to fourteen.
    It's a famous song.
[09:22] Yurine
    National roads go up to 507, actually.
[09:24] Jashin
    I'm not talking about national roads!
[09:27] Jashin
    "Jinbocho Elegy" tells the story of how you and I fly up into the sky
[09:31] Jashin
    on a balloon in six chapters.
[09:37] Yurine
    Now I'm kind of interested.
[09:39] Jashin
    I'll continue singing, then!
[09:41] Yurine
    Please don't.
[09:44] Yurine
    Jashin-chan...
[09:47] Yurine
    Thanks.
[09:50] Jashin
    I-It was Minos who took you to the doctor,
[09:53] Jashin
    and Medusa covered the hospital bill!
[09:56] Jashin
    They're the ones you should thank.
[09:57] Jashin
    I couldn't have cared less
    what happened to you.
[10:03] Yurine
    I'm kind of hungry. Make me something.
[10:07] Jashin
    Oh, very well!
[10:09] Jashin
    I'll make you some nice, gooey
    ginger rice that's just the thing for colds.
[10:13] Jashin
    Wait! If she has an appetite,
    that means she's recovering quick!
[10:18] Jashin
    Crap! She's gonna
    punish me for that dropkick!
[10:22] Yurine
    I won't do anything.
[10:24] Jashin
    Really?
[10:26] DeviLA
    If you consume alcohol,
    don't let it consume you.
[10:29] DevilA
    If you catch a cold,
    don't let it catch you off-guard.
[10:34] Minos
    Hey, Yurine-chan.
[10:35] Minos
    Have you heard of the Ryounkaku?
[10:37] Yurine
    "Ryounkaku"?
[10:39] Minos
    A friend of mine in Hell told me
    I should go see the Ryounkaku in Asakusa.
[10:44] Minos
    It's a really tall building that's
    a great sightseeing spot, apparently.
[10:48] Yurine
    Oh, I've heard of that.
[10:52] Yurine
    You mean this.
[10:53] Yurine
    The Ryounkaku.
    It had Japan's first electric elevator.
[10:58] Yurine
    But it was damaged in the Great
    Kanto Earthquake, so they tore it down.
[11:02] Minos
    Really?
[11:04] Minos
    Come to think of it, my friend hasn't been
    to the human realm in about a century.
[11:10] Minos
    Jashin-chan, would you shut up?
[11:11] Jashin
    Go to Oshiage instead.
[11:14] Minos
    I went there with Medusa.
[11:16] Jashin
    I've never been there...
[11:18] Jashin
    I've never been there!
[11:21] Yurine
    I haven't, either.
[11:22] Jashin
    Nobody goes to sightseeing spots
    in their own hometowns, huh?
[11:25] Yurine
    Exactly. I've never been to
    Tokyo Tower for the same reason.
[11:31] Jashin
    Right?
[11:31] Minos
    You really are a Tokyo devil now.
[11:35] Minos
    Too bad about the Ryounkaku, though.
[11:38] Minos
    Guess I should've come
    here a century earlier.
[11:42] Yurine
    I envy you.
[11:44] Yurine
    You talk about doing stuff
    a century ago like it's nothing.
[11:48] Yurine
    If I'd lived for thousands
     of years like you guys,
[11:52] Yurine
    I could've witnessed some of the things
    I've read about in history books.
[11:56] Medusa
    Can't breathe...
[11:57] Yurine
    A human only gets to see about
    seventy or eighty years' worth of history.
[12:03] Yurine
    In another hundred years,
    I won't even be around anymore.
[12:09] Yurine
    If the world stays as peaceful as it is now,
[12:12] Yurine
    I'd love to live long enough to see
    how it looks in another century or two.
[12:19] Yurine
    And you guys can do that.
[12:22] Minos
    Is that how you see it?
[12:24] Jashin
    From a devil's perspective, humans can
    find happiness in the smallest of things.
[12:29] Minos
    I am kinda curious to see
    what lies in the human realm's future.
[12:34] Minos
    But isn't being human all about
    living your short lives to the fullest,
[12:38] Minos
    so you can make the world
    better for the next generation?
[12:41] Minos
    Humans are amazing!
[12:43] Minos
    Their lives are so much shorter,
     but they do so much.
[12:46] Minos
    It's not all about just staying alive
     for thousands of years.
[12:49] Medusa
    Yeah.
[12:50] Medusa
    That's why I respect and love humans so much.
[12:55] Medusa
    Humans destroy things sometimes,
[12:57] Medusa
    but they have the power to create even more.
    That's why they're so amazing.
[13:02] Jashin
    Well, I hate humans.
[13:04] Medusa
    Jashin-chan!
[13:05] Jashin
    But I love the human realm.
[13:09] Jashin
    There are so many fun things to do,
[13:11] Jashin
    and so many tasty foods to eat!
[13:14] Minos
    That's all you care about, huh?
[13:18] Jashin
    Just thinking about it is making me hungry.
[13:20] Yurine
    You know...
[13:22] Jashin
    Let's go out and eat something!
[13:24] Jashin
    Medusa, I want some expensive yakiniku!
[13:28] Medusa
    Oh, all right.
[13:29] Jashin
    Yay!
[13:30] Yurine
    Quit leeching off her.
    Medusa, I'll help pay.
[13:35] Minos
    I guess I'll let you guys treat me, too!
[13:37] Jashin
    Don't be impudent, Minos.
[13:38] Minos
    You're one to talk.
[13:40] Jashin
    Excuse me?! I'll dropkick you!
[13:42] Minos
    Oh, yeah?! I'll just get you back!
[13:43] Medusa
    Come on, you two, don't fight!
[13:44] Yurine
    Jashin-chan, let's all just
    have a friendly meal together.
SIGN    She unleashed a whole lot
     of dropkicks after this
[13:54] Pekola
    Flower-viewing? I'll pass.
[13:57] Pekola
    An angel like me could never watch
    the cherry blossoms with devils like you.
[14:03] Minos
    Don't make excuses.
    We're friends, aren't we?
[14:06] Pekola
    Since when am I your friend?
[14:09] Yurine
    We brought a lunch for you, too.
[14:13] Pekola
    A... A lunch...
[14:15] Pekola
    What does it have in it?
[14:18] Yurine
    Well...
[14:19] Yurine
    There's chicken skewers, sushi, sandwiches...
[14:23] Pekola
    H-Huh.
[14:33] Pekola
    This is a great spot.
[14:36] Pekola
    How long have you been holding it?
[14:40] Pekola
    Why aren't you answering?
[14:42] Jashin
    Oh, you're here?
[14:44] Yurine
    Jashin-chan's been holding
    this spot for 66 hours.
[14:48] Pekola
    That long?!
[14:50] Yurine
    Yes. It's her punishment for hiding
    a half-eaten sandwich in my desk.
SIGN    Clear File
[14:56] (Flashback) Jashin
    I'll finish it later.
SIGN    Clear File
SIGN    Clear File
SIGN    Clear File
SIGN    Clear File
SIGN    Clear File
SIGN    Clear File
SIGN    Clear File
[14:57] Yurine
    She's been here 66 hours with no phone, games,
    books, or anything else to help pass the time.
[15:04] Pekola
    That's just heartless!
[15:06] All
    Cheers!
[15:08] Pekola
    Ch-Cheers...
[15:11] Minos
    Drinking while looking at cherry blossoms
     is so elegant. That's Japan for you!
[15:15] Jashin
    You're literally just
     like a foreign tourist.
[15:19] Mei
    Hey, you girls! Minors can't drink alcohol!
[15:24] Mei
    Wait... Orochimaru, it's you!
[15:31] Mei
    I never dreamed I'd find you here.
[15:33] Mei
    You and I really are—
[15:34] Jashin
    Cut it out! Stop talking like that!
[15:38] Jashin
    Other than the human, Yurine,
    we're all adult devils and fallen angels here!
[15:43] Pekola
    I'm not a fallen—
[15:45] Jashin
    In fact, we're centuries older than you, Mei!
[15:48] Mei
    Orochimaru called me "Mei"!
[15:51] Mei
    Today is truly a day to remember!
[15:53] Mei
    I know! Since you called me "Mei,"
    we'll call this "Mei Orochimaru Day"!
[15:59] Mei
    I'll have one of your drinks to celebrate!
[16:02] Yurine
    Aren't you working?
[16:03] Mei
    It's fine! The work's not that important!
[16:09] DevilA
    There's a body buried under the cherry tree.
[16:14] DevilA
    What a relief.
[16:20] Mei
    I don't actually want to do this job at all.
[16:22] Mei
    I took it because it seemed like a stable job,
     but I get yelled at every day...
[16:28] Jashin
    She's bringing down the mood.
[16:31] Jashin
    Medusa, go drop her off somewhere.
[16:33] Medusa
    Huh?
[16:34] Jashin
    Move it!
[16:38] Medusa
    Shall we go for a little walk?
[16:40] Mei
    Uh-huh.
[16:41] Medusa
    It sounds tough.
[16:43] Mei
    Uh-huh.
[16:44] Medusa
    It sounds stressful.
[16:45] Mei
    Uh-huh.
[16:46] Jashin
    Now, let's get back to eating and drinking!
[16:49] Poporon
    Would anyone like some pork buns?
SIGN    Genesis
[16:51] Jashin
    I want pork buns!
[16:53] Jashin
    Over here, please!
[16:54] Poporon
    Sure!
[16:55] Jashin
    Oh, Noel-san.
[16:57] Poporon
    Ugh, her again?
[16:59] Pekola
    Oh, it's you, Poporon.
[17:00] Poporon
    Ugh! Pekola-sama!
[17:02] Minos
    What's up? Is this your friend, Pekola-chan?
[17:04] Jashin
    Hey, "Noel-san"! I knew
    you were Poporon-chan!
SIGN    Genesis
[17:09] Genesis Owner
    Hey, Noel. You can take a break.
SIGN    Genesis
SIGN    Genesis
SIGN    Genesis
SIGN    Genesis
SIGN    Genesis
SIGN    Genesis
SIGN    Genesis
SIGN    Genesis
SIGN    Genesis
[17:13] Poporon
    Oh, boss...
[17:14] Genesis Owner
    Oh, Yurine-chan.
[17:16] Yurine
    Hello.
[17:18] Genesis Owner
    Noel's a good girl.
    Be good to her, all right?
[17:25] Jashin
    He called her a good girl!
[17:26] Yurine
    Why don't you join us?
[17:28] Minos
    Any friend of Pekola-chan's
    is a friend of ours!
[17:33] Minos
    Right?
[17:35] Poporon
    You annoy me.
[17:38] Pekola
    Poporon, they're offering to share with you.
[17:41] Poporon
    Shut up!
[17:42] Poporon
    You look ridiculous, chumming
    around with humans and devils!
[17:45] Jashin
    You need to get over yourself!
[17:47] Jashin
    I'll kill you! Let's take this outside!
[17:51] Minos
    We're already outside!
[17:53] Yurine
    Stop it, Jashin-chan.
[17:55] Yurine
    Sorry for pressuring you to join us.
[17:58] Yurine
    Maybe some other time.
[18:01] Poporon
    Have a nice day.
[18:03] Jashin
    Damn that Noel-san!
[18:05] Minos
    She's an odd one, huh?
[18:07] Pekola
    She used to be my subordinate,
     but she's a bit twisted for an angel.
[18:13] Pekola
    She wasn't like that before...
[18:17] Jashin
    Who cares?! Let's just drink and sing!
[18:21] [SONG] Jashin
    Cherry blossoms, cherry blossoms
[18:26] [SONG] Jashin
    In fields, mountains, and villages
[18:31] [SONG] Jashin
    As far as the eye can see
[18:36] [SONG] Jashin
    Is that mist or clouds?
[18:40] [SONG] Jashin
    Fragrant in the rising sun
[18:41] Poporon
    Hmph. Ridiculous.
[18:44] Jashin
    Yay!
[18:47] Mei
    And you know what else?
[18:50] Mei
    All the others pick on me.
    They call me a weirdo.
[18:53] Medusa
    Oh, that's awful.
[18:57] Medusa
    I bet they've all forgotten about me...
SIGN    Mei Orochimaru Day
[19:00] Mei
    Yay!
[19:06] Jashin
    I'm a devil, but I haven't done anything bad
    in so long, I'm going through withdrawal.
SIGN    Saber
    Tiger
[19:13] Yurine
    Want to get bread for lunch?
[19:16] Jashin
    I'm more in the mood for rice.
[19:19] Yurine
    Really? I'm pretty sure you want bread.
[19:22] Jashin
    Not really. Rice is—
[19:25] Yurine
    No, your face says you want to eat bread.
[19:28] Jashin
    Fine.
[19:29] Yurine
    Right? It was written all over your face
    that you were dying for some bread.
[19:36] Yurine
    I just love the smell of bakeries.
[19:39] Jashin
    That's the smell of yeast.
[19:42] Yurine
    This new product looks really good.
[19:46] Yurine
    It is! I think I'll get this.
[19:51] Yurine
    This looks good, too.
[19:55] Yurine
    You didn't...
[19:56] Jashin
    The sign said "Help yourself."
[19:59] Yurine
    What kind of person interprets
     that as "eat all of them"?
[20:02] Jashin
    I'm not a person. I'm a dev—
[20:06] Jashin
    Um, okay, then...
[20:09] Jashin
    I'll tear the bread that
    the samples were for into pieces,
[20:13] Jashin
    stick toothpicks in them, and...
[20:15] Jashin
    See? Good as new!
[20:18] Yurine
    There's nothing "good as new" about that!
[20:20] Yurine
    What kind of idiot tears up one of
    the store's products to leave out?
[20:23] Yurine
    Apologize to the staff
    and pay for what you ruined!
[20:27] Jashin
    Okay...
SIGN    Ham Roll
SIGN    Chocolate Cornet
[20:32] Jashin
    I'll switch the price tag
    on the ham rolls...
[20:34] Jashin
    with the price tag on
    the chocolate cornets!
SIGN    Ham Roll
SIGN    Chocolate Cornet
SIGN    Ham Roll
[20:38] Jashin
    They're clearly chocolate cornets,
    but it says they're ham rolls!
[20:41] Jashin
    And vice versa!
[20:48] Yurine
    Why have you been doing
    naughty things all day?
[20:52] Jashin
    I'm always doing naughty things in secret.
    You just don't know about it.
[21:00] Jashin
    I have to follow my devil instincts
    to do bad sometimes, or I'll go mad!
[21:04] Yurine
    Medusa and Minos are devils, too,
    but they don't do anything bad or naughty.
[21:09] Jashin
    Well, there's individual variation, you know?
[21:12] Yurine
    Don't "you know?" me.
[21:15] Girl
    My balloon...
[21:17] Girl
    Mom, get it down!
[21:20] Mom
    I can't get it down
    from all the way up there.
[21:24] Mom
    Oh, dear.
[21:25] Yurine
    There you go. You're up.
[21:25] Girl
    My balloon...
[21:27] Jashin
    Up for what?
[21:28] Yurine
    Get her balloon for her.
[21:30] Jashin
    No way! Why should I help a human?
[21:33] Yurine
    Hmm... It'd be so easy with
    your physical abilities, though.
[21:39] Jashin
    Aw, well, that's true, but...
[21:43] Jashin
    I guess I have no choice!
[21:45] Yurine
    Even a snake can climb a tree
    if you flatter it enough.
[21:48] Jashin
    Hup...
[21:50] Jashin
    There! I got your balloon, human child—
[21:53] Jashin
    Uh, no way...
[21:55] Jashin
    Wait, hang on, kid!
[21:57] Jashin
    How were you holding this before?! Wait!
[22:02] Jashin
    Are you kidding me?!
SIGN    That's... Jashin-chan!
SIGN    I finally found her!
SIGN    Wait, Jashin-chan! Wait!
[23:32] Jashin
    Dropkick on My Devil will see you again!
[23:35] Jashin
    Hasta la vista, baby!
SIGN    The
    End

Season 1

E12 -

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[00:27] Jashin
    I'm back...
[00:29] Jashin
    everyone.
[00:32] Jashin
    You had a lot of nerve,
    turning your backs on me! But...
[00:36] Jashin
    I'll be back! I have returned!
[00:44] Jashin
    All 7.6 billion people
    on Earth, bear witness!
[00:48] Jashin
    The great monarch of fear has
    returned, only 19 years behind!
[00:51] Jashin
    If you wish to see Angolmois, look upon me!
[00:55] Jashin
    This is the new lethal move
    of the reborn Jashin-chan!
[00:58] Jashin
    Super Delicious Planetary Golden
    Special Reserve Gorgeous After-care Kid
[01:03] Jashin
    Plus Ultra Hyper Mega
     Romanée Conti Marvelous
[01:06] Jashin
    Delaware Extra Big Bang Overlord
    Giga Drill Cosmic Meteor...
[01:24] Jashin
    Moumantai No Problem
    C'est Bon Está Bien Nankurunaisa!
[01:27] Jashin
    The True Jashin-chan Dropkiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiii-hiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiick!
[02:01] Crowd
    Noel-tan!
[02:03] Poporon
    Thank you all!
[02:06] Pekola
    Nooooo!
SIGN    Bread 30 yen/loaf
SIGN    Sale
SIGN    Sold Out
[02:10] Minos
    Sorry, Granny.
[02:11] Medusa
    We won't forget about you again.
[02:13] Old Woman
    Oh, it's all right.
[02:17] Man
    Congratulations!
    We have a first-prize winner!
[02:23] Man
    Here's the first prize:
[02:25] Man
    a voucher for a one-night, two-day trip to
    a private beach, courtesy of Flex Tourism!
SIGN    Fin
[02:49] Jashin
    Beth!
[02:51] Jashin
    It's time to eat.
[02:56] Jashin
    Huh?
[02:57] Jashin
    Did you... get bigger?
[03:00] Jashin
    Pretty sure she was about this size
    before I went into outer space...
[03:05] Jashin
    We'll have to get you a bigger house
    before you don't fit in it anymore.
[03:09] Jashin
    I forgot she was a Beast of Gévaudan.
[03:13] Jashin
    Forget the dog house.
    She's gonna need a cage pretty soon.
[03:18] Jashin
    Will I be able to control
    a beast of Hell that easily?
[03:23] Jashin
    She might attack and eat me!
[03:29] Jashin
    Better kill her while I have the chance!
[03:31] Jashin
    Walking you is a royal pain, anyway.
[03:33] Jashin
    And your food's expensive.
    This is the perfect time to do it.
[03:36] Jashin
    So long, Beth!
[03:38] Jashin
    Here's my second-most lethal move
    after my killer dropkick!
[03:42] Jashin
    Take this! Royal Copenhagen!
[03:48] Jashin
    How can she give me that sweet,
    innocent look when I'm about to kill her?
[03:52] Jashin
    Those eyes say she trusts me
    completely as her master!
[03:57] Jashin
    But I have to kill her now! Right now!
[04:02] Jashin
    I can't do it!
[04:04] Jashin
    I've grown attached to her
    after all this time taking care of her.
[04:05] Jashin
    There, there. There, there.
[04:11] Jashin
    A proud beast of Hell is allowing
    itself to be bound by a leash,
[04:15] Jashin
    and giving up its freedom to live this life.
[04:18] Jashin
    She's so much like me.
[04:22] Jashin
    I'm sorry, Beth.
[04:27] Jashin
    C'mon, what's with you, Beth?
[04:29] Jashin
    Stop that! Don't try to tussle with me!
[04:31] Jashin
    Seriously, cut it out!
[04:45] Jashin
    Forget what I said.
    I have to kill her right now.
[04:48] Jashin
    I still have my left hand.
[04:51] Jashin
    Take this! Left-handed Royal Copenhagen!
[04:59] Jashin
    It didn't do a damn thing!
[05:03] Yurine
    Hello?
[05:06] Jashin
    Oh! Yurine!
[05:08] Jashin
    Long time no see!
    Were you lonely without me?
[05:12] Yurine
    You were gone? I didn't notice.
[05:15] Jashin
    Huh?
[05:16] Jashin
    That's so mean! I was gone
    for three whole light-years!
[05:19] Jashin
    Do you have any idea what a
    hard time I had trying to make it back?!
[05:23] Yurine
    Well, enough about that.
    You dropped this, Jashin-chan.
[05:26] Jashin
    Oh, th-that's right! This beast's
    gotten too big and powerful!
[05:30] Jashin
    I have to get rid of her now,
    or she'll kill me... uh, pretty soon...
[05:35] Yurine
    There, there. Good girl.
[05:37] Jashin
    Don't ignore me!
[05:39] Yurine
    Well, since you tried to
    punch Beth a minute ago...
[05:44] Yurine
    In the name of Beth...
[05:47] Yurine
    I'll punish you.
[05:57] Jashin
    It's plain as day that I'm the victim here!
[05:59] Jashin
    Why do I have to be punished?!
[06:01] Yurine
    I'll punish you.
[06:03] Jashin
    It's no use. She's just making it all worse.
    There's no point in talking to her.
[06:08] Yurine
    Would you prefer a punch or a kick?
[06:11] Yurine
    You can pick which one you want.
[06:13] Yurine
    Punch it is.
[06:19] Yurine
    Okay, time for us to have our dinner, too.
[06:22] Yurine
    I'll stick your hand back on with
    superglue. Bring it in with you.
[06:27] Jashin
    None of that made any sense...
[06:30] DevilA
    Swimsuit episode coming up!
    Keep your eyes peeled!
[06:54] Jashin
    Yay!
[06:56] Jashin
    We really do have the place to ourselves!
[07:00] Minos
    I can't believe you won first prize in a
    Suzuran Street shopping district lottery,
[07:05] Minos
    and got vouchers for six
     for a day at a private beach.
SIGN    You have such good luck, Yurine-chan.
[07:10] Yurine
    It happens.
[07:12] Medusa
    Say cheese!
[07:14] Jashin
    Yay!
[07:16] Pekola
    My Lord, please forgive me.
[07:18] Pekola
    I have once again given in to the devils'
    temptation and accompanied them.
[07:23] Pekola
    How deeply I have sinned...
[07:26] Pekola
    But you can't blame me, right?
[07:28] Pekola
    I had to come when I heard
    there'd be a barbecue!
[07:33] Pekola
    I haven't seen the sea in so long.
[07:35] Pekola
    Not since I swam in the Dead Sea
    about 3,000 years ago, I think.
[07:40] DevilA
    The Dead Sea isn't a "sea." It's a lake.
[07:43] Yurine
    Be sure to keep the beach clean.
[07:45] All
    Okay!
[07:46] Pekola
    Come to think of it...
[07:47] Yurine
    Take your trash home with you.
[07:50] All
    Okay!
[07:50] Pekola
    There seems to be a new devil
    I haven't seen before.
[07:53] Medusa
    Jashin-chan!
[07:55] Medusa
    You look so cute in that swimsuit!
[07:59] Jashin
    Not cute. Strong!
[08:01] Yurine
    Did you even need to put on a swimsuit?
[08:03] Jashin
    Oh, come on. Everyone wears
    a swimsuit to the beach.
[08:07] Jashin
    I don't get your standards
    for what "everyone" does.
[08:12] Medusa
    Pekola-chan!
[08:14] Pekola
    Wh-What is it?
[08:16] Jashin
    What was with that reaction?
[08:19] Medusa
    W-Wait, Jashin-chan...
[08:19] Pekola
    Uh, nothing...
[08:21] Minos
    What's up?
SIGN    What's wrong?
[08:22] Jashin
    What are you hiding? Let me see!
[08:26] Pekola
    No... P-Please don't...
[08:28] Jashin
    Don't be stingy! What's it gonna hurt?
[08:31] Pekola
    Don't!
[08:33] Yurine
    Stop it! Don't be a pest!
SIGN    Tajiri
[08:38] Jashin
    Tajiri?
[08:39] Jashin
    Is your family name Tajiri?
[08:41] Minos
    So you're Tajiri Pekola-chan?
SIGN    Hello!
SIGN    I came here from Hell to find Jashin-chan.
SIGN    My name is Persephone II.
SIGN    Nice to meet you, Tajiri-chan!
[08:52] Pekola
    N-Nice to meet you... Wait, no!
[08:54] Pekola
    This was just a hand-me-down from a coworker.
[08:57] Pekola
    You know I don't have a family name.
[09:00] Jashin
    Really, Tajiri?
[09:01] Minos
    Got it, Tajiri-chan!
SIGN    Tajiri-chan!
[09:03] Pekola
    I told you, I'm not Tajiri!
[09:06] Medusa
    U-Um, Pekola-chan...
[09:09] Medusa
    I'm sorry, I...
[09:11] Medusa
    I just wanted to say you
    looked cute in your swimsuit...
[09:15] Pekola
    Really?
[09:16] Yurine
    You sure do.
[09:18] Yurine
    It shouldn't be legal, really.
[09:20] Yurine
    You look good in it, Pekola.
[09:29] Poporon
    Squee!
[09:34] Jashin
    Ow, ow, ow!
[09:35] Jashin
    I can't wear sandals,
    and the sand is burning me.
[09:38] Jashin
    So I'm going in first!
[09:40] Medusa
    Jashin-chan! You need to stretch first!
[09:42] Jashin
    Shut up!
[09:45] Mei
    The Vega stance!
[09:47] Three
    One, two, three, four.
[09:50] Three
    One, two, three, four.
[09:52] Minos
    Can't forget to do our stretches first.
SIGN    Right!
[09:54] Pekola
    R-Right...
[10:04] Jashin
    M-My leg... I mean, my tail's c-cramping...
[10:08] Medusa
    That looks like so much fun.
[10:10] Medusa
    But I can't swim, so I guess
    I'll just make a sand castle.
[10:16] Medusa
    Scoopity-scoop, scoopity-scoop...
[10:24] Jashin
    I thought I was done for.
[10:26] Yusa
    Ice here!
[10:29] Yusa
    Who wants some delicious shaved ice?
[10:32] Jashin
    Hey, Yusa-Koji.
[10:33] Yusa
    Welcome.
[10:35] DevilA
    Hello, hello.
[10:36] Jashin
    Heya, slay ya...
[10:38] Jashin
    Love and throb and French kiss ya!
[10:40] Jashin
    And a heart-pounding deep kiss, too!
[10:42] DevilA
    A "French kiss" and a "deep kiss"
     are the same thing.
[10:46] Jashin
    Gimme a shaved ice.
[10:51] Jashin
    Nothing beats crunchy, ice-cold shaved ice!
[10:58] Jashin
    You want some, Tajiri?
[11:01] Jashin
    Then, run in a circle
    three times and bark like a dog.
[11:05] Pekola
    Woof!
[11:07] Jashin
    You actually did it!
[11:09] Pekola
    Sh-Shaved ice...
[11:10] Jashin
    You don't get any yet!
[11:12] Jashin
    Gimme your paw!
[11:13] Yurine
    Jashin-chan...
[11:16] Yurine
    What exactly are you making Pekola do?
[11:19] Jashin
    I-I'm not doing anything!
    The shaved ice... Uh, I mean, Pekola wanted—
[11:23] Yurine
    Looks like I haven't disciplined
    you enough quite yet.
[11:27] Yurine
    Jashin-chan, you'll get a sunburn.
[11:31] Yurine
    Let me give you my parasol.
[11:33] Jashin
    Why'd you say that, then close it?
[11:37] Jashin
    U...
[11:37] Jashin
    V...
[11:38] Jashin
    blocking!
[11:46] Medusa
    Yay!
SIGN    Wow! Wow! Wow!
[11:52] Yurine
    Here.
[11:54] Yurine
    To apologize for Jashin-chan bullying you.
[11:57] Pekola
    A-Are you sure? Thank you.
[12:00] Pekola
    Ice... Ice...
[12:04] Pekola
    It's so cold and delicious!
[12:06] Pekola
    And this ache in my head is indescribable!
[12:09] Yusa
    How do you like the flavor?
[12:13] Pekola
    A d-devil?
[12:15] Pekola
    Oh, no! Did a devil make this shaved ice?
[12:19] Yusa
    Do you like it?
[12:24] Pekola
    Y-Yes. It tastes very good.
[12:27] Yusa
    I'm so glad.
[12:28] Pekola
    B-But I...
[12:34] Pekola
    C-Can I help you?
[12:36] Jashin
    Hey, Koji.
[12:38] Jashin
    It's rude to stare at people.
[12:41] Yurine
    You're giving lectures now?
[12:43] Jashin
    The next name I'm gonna give you
    after Mimori is Tsugumitsu!
[12:46] Yusa
    Who's that supposed to be?
[12:48] DevilA
    A military leader in Suzu District
    of Noto Province: Yusa Tsugumitsu!
[12:51] Jashin
    Yusa-Koji! She's an angel!
    Let your guard down and she'll kill you!
[12:58] Yurine
    What is it?
[13:02] Yurine
    She says she feels safer with the
    angel than with you, Jashin-chan.
[13:06] Jashin
    What?!
[13:06] Jashin
    Damn you, Koji Mimori Tsugumitsu!
[13:09] Yurine
    Stop that.
[13:10] Yurine
    Otherwise, I'll skin you
    and rub salt all over you.
[13:13] Pekola
    She feels so nice and cool.
[13:22] Jashin
    What kind of stupid devil
    makes friends with an angel?!
[13:26] Jashin
    Dummy! Moron!
[13:29] Jashin
    Idiot!
[13:44] Jashin
    Seriously, what's with all of them?
[13:56] Jashin
    They're all just stupid.
SIGN    I think it's about done.
[14:14] Minos
    What the heck is that?!
SIGN    It's a kraken!
[14:16] Yurine
    Kraken? Like the one
    in Norse mythology?
SIGN    Yeah!
[14:21] Medusa
    Jashin-chan!
[14:22] Jashin
    M-Medusa!
[14:24] Jashin
    Hurry up and help me!
[14:25] Jashin
    Help... Huh-Huh-Hell! Hell!
[14:28] Jashin
    Hell me! Hell me! Wait, what?
[14:30] Medusa
    Uh, I don't think I'm the one to ask—
[14:33] Jashin
    Just hurry up and hello me already!
[14:35] Medusa
    Um...
[14:36] Medusa
    Kraken-san!
[14:38] Medusa
    Could you please put Jashin-chan down?
[14:43] Jashin
    Are you a moron?!
[14:45] Jashin
    Whoa!
[14:47] Medusa
    Jashin-chan!
[14:49] Jashin
    Something just cracked...
[14:51] Jashin
    I-If you're gonna eat someone,
    that girl tastes better than me.
[14:54] Jashin
    Medusa, take my place!
    My life is worth more than yours!
[15:00] Jashin
    Hey! Over there! Look over there!
[15:02] Jashin
    You can just eat that one.
[15:04] Minos
    Oh, boy.
[15:05] Jashin
    Go on! Doesn't she look tasty?
SIGN    So shameful.
[15:07] Jashin
    Go eat her already!
[15:07] Pekola
    Truly shameful.
[15:09] Jashin
    Go on, go on, go on!
[15:10] Jashin
    Wait, seriously?! Hang on! Don't eat me!
[15:15] Minos
    It ate her.
SIGN    It sure did.
[15:17] Pekola
    Th-That's not what you should be saying!
[15:19] Pekola
    Her behavior was shameful,
    but she's your friend, isn't she?!
[15:22] Pekola
    You have to save her, shameful or not!
[15:26] Yurine
    I guess we have no choice.
[15:28] Yurine
    Seafood just went to
    the top of our menu tonight.
[15:31] Pekola
    Where'd that weapon come from?
[15:32] Minos
    Yeah, guess we have no choice.
SIGN    In that case, I'll...
SIGN    be cheering you on!
[15:39] Minos
    Well, let's do this!
[15:49] Minos
    Devil Blow!
[15:53] Minos
    Huh?
[16:28] Pekola
    Are you all right?
[16:29] Medusa
    Y-Yes...
[16:58] Jashin
    Hey, your armor looks
    really cool! Let me borrow it!
[17:01] Medusa
    W-Wait, Jashin-chan...
[17:03] Woman Warrior
    Uh, next time, okay?
[17:04] Jashin
    You'd better!
[17:06] Jashin
    I'm dead. I'm so dead.
SIGN    Your body's melting.
[17:11] Medusa
    Are you okay, Jashin-chan?
[17:13] Jashin
    You know I'm not.
[17:15] Jashin
    This never would've happened if she
    hadn't summoned me in the first place.
[17:20] Jashin
    This happened because she summoned me
    and dragged me to the beach.
[17:25] Jashin
    Just look at me!
[17:27] Jashin
    It's all her fault. All Yurine's fault!
[17:33] Jashin
    I hate her...
[17:35] Jashin
    I hate her!
SIGN    This is...
[17:38] Medusa
    J-Jashin-chan?!
[17:48] Jashin
    Heed my call, ancient woman warrior!
[17:53] Jashin
    Amazon!
[18:04] Woman Warrior
    What? Right here?
[18:05] Jashin
    Just shut up and take it off!
[18:07] Woman Warrior
    Whoa... W-Wait a...
[18:07] Jashin
    Come on, come on! All of it!
[18:10] Woman Warrior
    Oh, no!
[18:18] Jashin
    Check out how cool I look!
    I'm like some evil soldier!
[18:21] Woman Warrior
    H-How could you?
[18:23] Jashin
    Now I can win! It's really the end this time!
[18:27] Jashin
    So long, Yurine!
[18:30] Yurine
    You truly never learn, do you?
[18:33] Yurine
    Fine. I'll take you on.
[18:38] Yurine
    Explosion reél. Jove le synapse.
[18:43] Yurine
    Ce monde disparaître!
[19:04] Jashin
    Huh?
[19:05] Yurine
    Ici maintenant représenter
    làppance de la vérité!
[19:13] Yurine
    Sors!
[19:14] Yurine
    La bête!
[19:25] Jashin
    Beth?!
[19:29] Jashin
    Hmph! Both you and Yurine
    will soon be rust on my blade!
[19:40] Yurine
    Beth!
[20:10] Jashin
    Oh, that's it!
[20:11] Jashin
    Take this! Full Armor Jashin-chan Dropkick!
[20:23] DevilA
    Their battle...
[20:26] DevilA
    shall continue!
[21:22] Medusa
    This is good!
[21:27] Medusa
    Yep! It's the kraken from before!
[21:31] Minos
    Lemme try it!
[21:33] Minos
    That's good!
SIGN    Let me try some, too!
[21:39] Pekola
    I can't believe they can
    eat that like it's no big deal.
SIGN    Here's a piece for you, too, Pekola-chan.
[21:46] Pekola
    I'll never eat something like...
    I mean, I'm already full—
SIGN    Here.
[21:57] Pekola
    It's delicious!
[22:00] Yurine
    Eat all you like, Pekola.
SIGN    I'll get another one, then!
[22:04] Pekola
    Th-Thank you...
[22:21] Yurine
    It's hard to eat with your left hand, right?
[22:30] Jashin
    I-I'm not a child! I can eat by myself!
[22:34] Jashin
    I'm perfectly fine without your help!
[22:37] Jashin
    Mind your own business!
[22:41] Yurine
    A meal like this should be enjoyable.
[22:43] Jashin
    O-Okay, okay! I'll have some, then!
[22:46] Yurine
    Good. Open up.
[22:49] Jashin
    Uh, not that, though, please...
[22:51] Yurine
    Just open up already.
[23:04] Jashin
    Ah, that's delicious—
[23:10] Pekola
    You're closer to the witch than I thought.
[23:14] Jashin
    Wha... Tajiri!
[23:15] Minos
    They're not close.
[23:17] Jashin
    Th-That's right!
[23:18] Minos
    They're more than that, right?
[23:19] Jashin
    We are not!
[23:20] Medusa
    Aw, don't be shy.
SIGN    Just be honest.
[23:24] Jashin
    Excuse me, you little brat?!
[23:26] Yurine
    Sheesh. Just be honest already.
[23:29] All
    Just be honest!
[23:36] Jashin
    Damn it! I'll murder all of you!

Season 2 - Dropkick on My Devil!! Dash

Season 2 - Dropkick on My Devil!! Dash

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SIGN    Dragon Books
SIGN    Grimoire
[00:43] Yurine
    Jashin-chan...
[00:49] Yurine
    Unbreaking bond... Oath of days long past...
[00:53] Yurine
    I am Black Xavier,
[00:56] Yurine
    the one who conveys the will
    of the devil to the people.
[01:01] Yurine
    Zazaas, zazaas, nasunazaas.
[01:11] Yurine
    Zurolo, zoas, nanomiala, hekau.
[01:16] Yurine
    Zurazza, zavai...
[01:19] Yurine
    Infernum!
[01:37] Jashin
    Huh?
[01:39] Jashin
    What? Where am I?
[01:44] Jashin
    Hey, the light came on.
[01:47] Jashin
    Did you summon me?
[01:50] Yurine
    She's real...
[01:51] Yurine
    Are you... Jashin?
[01:54] Jashin
    That's right! I'm Jashin-chan!
[01:57] Yurine
    The weird one?
[01:59] Jashin
    I'm not weird...
[02:00] Jashin
    L-Listen, you—
[02:01] Yurine
    My name is Yurine, not "you."
[02:06] Jashin
    And? Why did you, a human, summon me?
[02:10] Yurine
    No reason.
[02:11] Yurine
    I just thought it might be sorta
    interesting to summon a devil.
[02:16] Jashin
    Huh?
[02:17] Yurine
    I got my answer. You can go back now.
[02:20] Jashin
    Excuse me?
[02:21] Jashin
    We devils live busy lives, you know!
[02:23] Jashin
    Don't summon me if you
    have no business with me!
[02:26] Yurine
    Well, sor-ry!
[02:27] Yurine
    You looked half-asleep when you appeared,
[02:29] Yurine
    but if you're that busy, just go home!
[02:30] Jashin
    Huh? Why am I the one getting yelled at?
[02:34] Jashine
    Okay, then. Use the return
    spell to send me back to Hell.
[02:39] Yurine
    Return spell?
[02:42] Yurine
    Let's see...
[02:44] Yurine
    Oh, here we go.
[02:46] Yurine
    "And the spell to return
    a summoned devil to Hell is..."
SIGN    Continued in
    Volume Two
[02:52] Yurine
    This book has a second volume?
[02:55] Jashin
    "This book has a second volume," my ass!
[02:58] Yurine
    I guess it does say "Volume One" here.
[02:59] Jashin
    Go to the bookstore and buy it this instant!
[03:01] Yurine
    This was all they had.
[03:02] Jashin
    D'oh!
[03:04] Jashin
    Oh, no!
[03:05] Jashin
    I can't go back to Hell
    without the return spell!
[03:09] Yurine
    You can't get back any other way?
[03:12] Jashin
    Well, there is one way.
[03:13] Jashin
    When my summoner dies,
    I'll be automatically returned to Hell.
[03:17] Jashin
    So I can't go home until
    your life force runs out!
[03:22] Jashin
    If you had an unfortunate accident...
[03:24] Jashin
    Oh, how could I even think
    that?! That's simply...
[03:27] Jashin
    Unforgivable!
[03:29] Jashin
    That was careless of you, human!
[03:30] Jashin
    The day your life force
    runs out... is today!
[03:33] Jashin
    To us devils, humans are
    just worthless scum!
[03:36] Jashin
    Your luck ran out the moment you summoned me
    without the second volume of that grimoire!
[03:39] Jashin
    Now die, human!
[03:41] Jashin
    Taste the lethal power of my dropkick!
[03:44] Yurine
    Upsy-daisy.
[03:45] Jashin
    Huh?
[03:46] Jashin
    What?!
[03:46] Jashin
    Why the heck do you have a sword like that?!
[03:48] Yurine
    I guess I hold it like this?
[03:49] Jashin
    I'm in midair!
    I'm gonna fall right on top of it!
[03:49] Yurine
    This is a machete.
    It's more of an agricultural tool.
[03:51] Jashin
    I can't dodge or evade!
[03:53] Jashin
    Run away!
[03:54] Yurine
    No running away.
SIGN    Top Secret
[04:00] Commander
    Yurine, huh?
[04:01] Commander
    All of this feels so nostalgic.
[04:02] ---
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SIGN    Jashin-chan
    Commander
[04:04] Fighter
    We've been through all kinds
    of hardship because of her.
[04:06] ---
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SIGN    Jashin-chan
    Fighter
[04:08] Genius
    No need to dwell on the past.
    Let us discuss the future.
[04:09] ---
    m 0 0 l 0 0 l 23 0 b 24 0 24 1 24 1 l 24 14 b 24 15 23 15 23 15 l -21 15 b -21 15 -22 15 -22 14 l -22 1 b -22 1 -22 1 -22 1 b -22 1 -22 0 -21 0 l -21 0 b -21 0 -21 0 -21 0 b -21 0 -21 0 -21 0
SIGN    Jashin-chan
    Genius
[04:14] ---
    m 0 0 l 0 0 l 23 0 b 24 0 24 1 24 1 l 24 14 b 24 15 23 15 23 15 l -21 15 b -21 15 -22 15 -22 14 l -22 1 b -22 1 -22 1 -22 1 b -22 1 -22 0 -21 0 l -21 0 b -21 0 -21 0 -21 0 b -21 0 -21 0 -21 0
SIGN    Jashin-chan
    Origin
[04:14] Origin
    Is everyone here?
[04:17] Commander
    SJ hasn't arrived yet.
[04:19] Fighter
    Can't she even show up on time?
[04:21] Genius
    This is a real problem.
[04:23] Genius
    I'm rather busy with my research.
[04:25] Commander
    Origin, let's begin.
[04:27] Commander
    Our situation is urgent.
[04:29] Origin
    Yeah, but...
[04:30] Origin
    Let's wait a little longer.
    We can reminisce in the meantime.
[04:33] Genius
    Oh, brother.
[04:33] Fighter
    I'm in!
[04:34] Commander
    Origin! We need to get this meeting started!
[04:34] Origin
    Yeah, that happened not long ago, too...
SIGN    Vlad III spears Set of 5
    For skewering
[04:39] Yurine
    Vlad III... Vlad the Impaler's spears?
[04:42] Yurine
    Only 3,980 for a set of five? That's cheap.
SIGN    Dies by dropkick.
SIGN    Yurine
SIGN    Dies by dropkick.
SIGN    Dies by dropkick.
SIGN    Dies by dropkick.
[04:48] Jashin
    Death... NOT!
SIGN    Dies by dropkick.
SIGN    Dies by dropkick.
SIGN    Dies by dropkick.
SIGN    Dies by dropkick.
SIGN    Dies by dropkick.
SIGN    Dies by dropkick.
SIGN    Dies by dropkick.
SIGN    Dies by dropkick.
SIGN    Dies by dropkick.
SIGN    Dies by dropkick.
SIGN    Dies by dropkick.
SIGN    Dies by dropkick.
SIGN    Dies by dropkick.
SIGN    Dies by dropkick.
SIGN    Dies by dropkick.
[04:50] Yurine
    What are you writing?
[04:53] Jashin
    I just wrote down your name.
[04:55] Yurine
    Huh?
[04:56] Yurine
    Wait, is that a Death No—
[04:58] Jashin
    Tsk, tsk, tsk!
SIGN    Death NOT
[04:59] Jashin
    Don't assume it's on the same level as
    that era-defining masterpiece.
SIGN    Death NOT
SIGN    Death NOT
SIGN    Death NOT
SIGN    Death NOT
SIGN    Death NOT
[05:04] Jashin
    This is a Death NOT!
[05:07] Yurine
    A Death... NOT?
[05:08] Jashin
    It's my personal memo book.
[05:10] Jashin
    A simple notebook where I jot
    down whatever comes to mind.
[05:13] Yurine
    Oh, so I'm not actually going
    to die from a dropkick?
[05:18] Yurine
    You had me going there.
[05:19] Jashin
    Of course not!
SIGN    Wahahahahahahaha
[05:25] Yurine
    It's a pretty cool-looking notebook.
[05:27] Yurine
    I kinda want one, too.
[05:30] Jashin
    You let your guard down, Yurine!
[05:31] Jashin
    The Death NOT is
    an ordinary notebook,
[05:33] Jashin
    but it still distracted you,
    just like I planned!
[05:36] Jashin
    When you have an IQ of over 300 like I do,
[05:40] Jashin
    even the scribblings in a simple notebook –
    a Death NOT – become reality!
SIGN    Death NOT
[05:44] Jashin
    And now that you've left yourself wide open,
    my dropkick's gonna blast right through you!
[05:47] Jashin
    It's over, Yurine!
[05:55] Yurine
    Death... NOT.
[05:58] Guy
    Delivery!
[06:00] Yurine
    Coming.
SIGN    Yurine Dies by dropkick.
    
    Jashin-chan Dies by being stabbed with
     Vlad the Impaler's spear.
[06:05] Jashin
    "Jashin-chan..."
[06:05] Guy
    Sign here, please.
SIGN    Yurine Dies by dropkick.
    
    Jashin-chan Dies by being stabbed with
     Vlad the Impaler's spear.
[06:07] Jashin
    "Dies by being stabbed with
    Vlad the Impaler's spear..."
[06:07] Yurine
    Sure.
[06:09] Guy
    Thanks a lot!
[06:11] Yurine
    Prime sure is fast, isn't it?
[06:29] Jashin
    Why?
[06:34] Commander
    Damn it!
[06:36] Commander
    Curse that Hanazono Yurine!
[06:37] Commander
    Not only did she outwit us,
    she made an example out of us!
[06:42] Fighter
    Unforgivable! I won't forget this!
[06:42] Genius
    Who would've thought the
    idea I proposed would fail?
[06:45] Fighter
    I'm gonna make dinner tonight
    and then throw it away!
[06:45] Genius
    You put the plan together. Shouldn't
    you bear the responsibility, Commander?
[06:48] Origin
    You shouldn't waste food.
[06:48] Commander
    No! Not yet!
[06:50] Commander
    I can still fight!
[06:51] Origin
    Commander, that's enough.
[06:54] Commander
    I'm sorry. I got too worked up.
[06:57] Genius
    Save that fire for your
    online games, Commander.
[07:01] Origin
    Commander was right.
[07:03] Origin
    The situation demands urgency.
[07:05] Commander
    Yes, ma'am!
[07:07] Origin
    I hope SJ gets here soon...
[07:09] Three
    Still waiting...
[07:12] Genius
    She's finally here.
[07:13] Fighter
    You're late, SJ!
[07:17] Origin
    What?
[07:20] Genius
    What is this?!
[07:22] Water Bear
    It's 'cause I'm so tiny...
[07:24] ?
    What's this thing?!
    We've discovered a new species!
[07:24] ---
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SIGN    Jashin-chan
    Water Bear
[07:26] ?
    Probably just a bit of trash.
[07:27] ?
    What was that rumbling sound, then?
[07:32] Buddha
    All on Heaven and Earth
    are filled with conceit.
[07:34] ---
    m 0 0 l 0 0 l 23 0 b 24 0 24 1 24 1 l 24 14 b 24 15 23 15 23 15 l -21 15 b -21 15 -22 15 -22 14 l -22 1 b -22 1 -22 1 -22 1 b -22 1 -22 0 -21 0 l -21 0 b -21 0 -21 0 -21 0 b -21 0 -21 0 -21 0
SIGN    Jashin-chan
    Buddha
[07:35] ?
    Oh, it's just Buddha.
[07:36] Fighter
    Buddha?!
[07:37] Fighter
    She's stupidly huge!
[07:39] Commander
    Is this the end of days?!
[07:41] SJ
    Sorry I'm late.
[07:43] ---
    m 0 0 l 0 0 l 23 0 b 24 0 24 1 24 1 l 24 14 b 24 15 23 15 23 15 l -21 15 b -21 15 -22 15 -22 14 l -22 1 b -22 1 -22 1 -22 1 b -22 1 -22 0 -21 0 l -21 0 b -21 0 -21 0 -21 0 b -21 0 -21 0 -21 0
SIGN    Super Jashin-chan
    AKA SJ
[07:43] ?
    That impact...
[07:45] ?
    You got eaten by Buddha, didn't you?
[07:47] Fighter
    You're seriously late, SJ!
[07:49] SJ
    Venomous snakes don't rush.
[07:50] Origin
    Well, it doesn't matter.
[07:52] Origin
    Hurry up and take your seat.
[07:54] SJ
    Yeah, I'll pass on the chair.
[07:56] Origin
    Now that we're all here, let's get started.
[07:59] Origin
    You'll find documents in front of you.
[08:03] Commander
    This is...
[08:04] Fighter
    This is a tough one, all right.
[08:06] Genius
    Even with my brainpower,
[08:08] Genius
    getting to the correct answer won't be easy.
[08:14] Fighter
    Don't fall asleep, SJ!
[08:16] All
    Wh-What's going on?!
[08:18] Fighter
    Buddha! You're asleep, too?!
[08:20] Fighter
    Don't ever come back!
[08:21] Fighter
    Stay there till your
    successor takes over!
[08:23] Genius
    That'll take 5,600,070,000 years.
SIGN    — 5,600,070,000 Years Later —
[08:28] Maitreya
    Om maitreya svaha.
[08:29] ---
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SIGN    Jashin-chan
    Maitreya
[08:31] Origin
    What the hell was that?
[08:34] Genius
    Oh, no!
[08:35] Genius
    That tremor shook Water Bear
    clean out of my Petri dish!
[08:38] Genius
    My new species! My new
    species! What ever will I do?!
[08:38] Fighter
    Who cares about that speck of trash?
[08:40] Origin
    We all need to be focused on this right now.
[08:41] Water Bear
    It's 'cause I'm so tiny...
[08:44] Commander
    Origin, you can't make this decision!
[08:46] Commander
    What can you accomplish
    without hearing our opinions?!
[08:48] Origin
    Commander...
[08:50] Commander
    According to these documents,
    we have three options.
[08:52] Commander
    Without a doubt, I favor the first!
[08:54] Commander
    Swift decisions and actions
    are the shortest path to victory!
[08:59] SJ
    I'm tired.
[09:01] SJ
    This sucks. Who even cares?
[09:02] SJ
    I'm going to sleep.
[09:03] ESP
    You need to take this seriously, SJ.
[09:06] Fighter
    Who's there?! What do you want?!
[09:08] Genius
    Telepathy...
[09:10] Commander
    That means...
[09:11] ---
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SIGN    Jashin-chan
    ESP
[09:11] Jashin
    Jashin-chan ESP!
[09:13] SJ
    ESP?! Where are you?!
[09:15] ESP
    I am everywhere and nowhere.
[09:19] ESP
    I am existence and nothingness,
    one and all, devil and god,
[09:23] ESP
    bald and fluffy, slippery and chewy...
[09:26] ESP
    This is an important meeting
    that will determine Origin's future.
[09:30] ESP
    We have no need for incompetence.
    There is no value in your presence here.
[09:35] ESP
    Die!
[09:43] All
    ESP!
[09:44] ESP
    I used ESP to shatter her brain.
[09:46] Fighter
    I see you're as crazy as ever.
[09:49] Commander
    What fantastic killing power!
[09:51] Origin
    That's one less opinion we'll get to hear...
[09:54] DevilA
    When the smaller SJ is killed,
    the big one dies, too.
[09:59] DevilA
    Rest in peace.
[10:00] Commander
    It's all right, Origin.
[10:02] Commander
    One less voice will actually
    make this decision easier.
[10:06] Commander
    Let's hear what everyone thinks.
[10:08] Commander
    SJ is dead,
[10:09] Commander
    Water Bear is lost,
[10:09] Water Bear
    It's 'cause I'm so tiny...
[10:11] Commander
    and Buddha is on the
    cusp of reaching Nirvana.
[10:14] ESP
    I have a suggestion.
[10:16] ESP
    Shouldn't Origin's opinion
    be our collective opinion?
[10:20] Origin
    My opinion?
[10:21] Genius
    I see. That makes sense.
[10:23] Commander
    It does.
[10:24] Fighter
    I agree, I concur, I echo that thought!
[10:28] Origin
    Are you sure?
[10:29] ESP
    I am fine with it.
[10:30] Commander
    Then, I take back what I said.
[10:33] Commander
    I'll go along with Origin's opinion.
[10:35] Origin
    Everyone...
[10:41] Commander
    Origin, what is your decision?
[10:56] Origin
    Okay, I'll go with option 3: the beef stew!
[10:58] Commander
    Applause! Beef stew it is!
[11:01] All
    Congratulations!
[11:04] Jashin
    All right! We're having beef stew tonight!
[11:04] ---
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SIGN    Beef Shank
    For Beef Stew
[11:04] ---
    m 0 0 l 0 0 l 23 0 b 24 0 24 1 24 1 l 24 14 b 24 15 23 15 23 15 l -21 15 b -21 15 -22 15 -22 14 l -22 1 b -22 1 -22 1 -22 1 b -22 1 -22 0 -21 0 l -21 0 b -21 0 -21 0 -21 0 b -21 0 -21 0 -21 0
SIGN    Beef Shank
    For Beef Stew
[11:04] ---
    m 0 0 l 0 0 l 23 0 b 24 0 24 1 24 1 l 24 14 b 24 15 23 15 23 15 l -21 15 b -21 15 -22 15 -22 14 l -22 1 b -22 1 -22 1 -22 1 b -22 1 -22 0 -21 0 l -21 0 b -21 0 -21 0 -21 0 b -21 0 -21 0 -21 0
SIGN    Beef Shank
    For Beef Stew
[11:05] ---
    m 0 0 l 0 0 l 23 0 b 24 0 24 1 24 1 l 24 14 b 24 15 23 15 23 15 l -21 15 b -21 15 -22 15 -22 14 l -22 1 b -22 1 -22 1 -22 1 b -22 1 -22 0 -21 0 l -21 0 b -21 0 -21 0 -21 0 b -21 0 -21 0 -21 0
SIGN    Beef Shank
    For Beef Stew
[11:07] Jashin
    I seriously couldn't decide between
    curry, hashed beef rice, and beef stew!
SIGN    Meat Pavilion Yukio
[11:10] Jashin
    It's gonna be so delicious,
    Yurine won't believe her taste buds!
[11:14] DevilA
    In the Hanazono household,
[11:16] DevilA
    what to have for dinner is always
    decided by meetings in Jashin-chan's head.
[11:20] DevilA
    I'm sure all of you have meetings
    going on in your heads, too...
[11:23] Mei
    You can't trick me! I'm taking you all in!
[11:25] Ozaki
    You've got it all wrong!
[11:27] Katsura
    We're just cosplaying!
[11:27] Ozaki
    We're not actually grade schoolers!
[11:29] Chiba
    We may look like kids...
[11:31] Chiba
    Or well, maybe we don't...
[11:32] Chiba
    No!
[11:33] Chiba
    We're twenty years old!
SIGN    Grade Schooler
SIGN    Grade Schooler
SIGN    Grade Schooler
SIGN    Grade Schooler
SIGN    Grade Schooler
SIGN    Grade Schooler
[11:36] Chiba
    I lied.
[11:37] Mei
    You're under arrest!
[11:38] Both
    What?!
[11:38] Chiba
    We're, um, college students!
[11:41] Mei
    I can't trust anything you say,
    so I'm revoking your right to remain silent!
[11:41] DevilA
    They're actually closer to thirty.
SIGN    Yakiniku Heaven
SIGN    Yakiniku Heaven
SIGN    Yakiniku
SIGN    Yakiniku
SIGN    Heaven
SIGN    Heaven
[11:50] DevilA
    Sukiyaki at a yakiniku specialty restaurant!
[11:53] DevilA
    Of course, this isn't on the menu.
[11:55] DevilA
    This is truly the work of the devil.
[11:58] Pekola
    My Lord, please forgive me.
[12:00] Pekola
    I am once again involved in a
    Sabbat of devils, my sworn enemies.
[12:04] Pekola
    The witch said she would
    treat me, so I couldn't resist.
[12:07] Jashin
    What should I get?
[12:07] Pekola
    I need to return to Heaven
    as soon as possible, and yet...
[12:08] Minos
    Eat lots and get stronger, okay, II?
SIGN    I will, Minos-oneechan!
[12:12] Pekola
    Stronger, huh?
SIGN    What should I eat to get stronger?
[12:14] Pekola
    It's true that no battles are
    won on an empty stomach.
[12:15] Minos
    Well, I'd say... everything on the menu!
SIGN    Everything?!
[12:18] Pekola
    Yes. I'll eat my fill today.
[12:20] Yurine
    Eat together in peace, and no fighting.
[12:22] Yurine
    Don't disturb the other customers.
[12:24] All
    Okay!
[12:26] Jashin
    Well, I think I'll start with a beer!
[12:28] Minos
    Me, too!
[12:28] Yurine
    Nope.
[12:31] Jashin
    Okay, sake, then—
[12:32] Yurine
    Alcohol isn't included in the deal.
[12:34] Jashin
    Huh?
SIGN    New
    Year
    Special
SIGN    All-You-Can-Eat
SIGN    980 Yen (Per Person)
SIGN     Soft Drinks
    
    Unlimited Refills
    
    
    Drink Bar
SIGN    ° Separate Cost for
    Alcoholic Beverages
[12:35] Yurine
    We're all getting the drink bar.
[12:37] Jashin
    Okay...
[12:38] Medusa
    Well, we can have all
    the meat we want, so...
[12:42] DevilA
    The server took my sukiyaki away...
[12:47] Server
    Thank you for waiting!
[12:49] Minos
    Meat!
SIGN    Lotsa meat!
[12:51] Yurine
    Let's dig in, everyone.
[12:53] Pekola
    Meat...
[12:54] Jashin
    Hey, Pekola...
[12:56] Jashin
    Which cut is the lovely angel
    Pekola thinking of cooking first?
[13:00] Pekola
    Um... The ribs.
SIGN    Quit
SIGN    Quit
SIGN    Quit
SIGN    living
SIGN    living
SIGN    living
[13:03] Jashin
    Quit living your life in a daze!
SIGN    Quit
SIGN    Quit
SIGN    Quit
SIGN    your
SIGN    your
SIGN    your
SIGN    living
SIGN    living
SIGN    living
SIGN    life
SIGN    life
SIGN    life
SIGN    your
SIGN    your
SIGN    your
SIGN    in a
SIGN    in a
SIGN    in a
SIGN    life
SIGN    life
SIGN    life
SIGN    daze!
SIGN    daze!
SIGN    daze!
SIGN    in a
SIGN    in a
SIGN    in a
SIGN    daze!
SIGN    daze!
SIGN    daze!
SIGN    Wow! That sounded just like a rip-off of something!
[13:08] Medusa
    Jashin-chan did pay the
    license fee, after all.
[13:11] Jashin
    Safe!
[13:12] Jashin
    Look here, noob!
[13:14] Jashin
    If you're gonna snooze your life
    away, then just die, fallen angel!
[13:16] Jashin
    Clean out those ears
    and listen up, Tajiri!
[13:19] Jashin
    When eating yakiniku...
[13:21] Jashin
    You always start with the tongue!
SIGN    Fidget
SIGN    Fidget
[13:24] Minos
    She's our yakiniku magistrate, you know.
SIGN    Fidget
SIGN    Fidget
SIGN    Fidget
SIGN    Fidget
SIGN    Fidget
SIGN    Fidget
SIGN    Fidget
SIGN    Fidget
SIGN    Fidget
SIGN    Fidget
[13:26] Jashin
    I am a magistrate.
    This is my magistrate costume.
SIGN    Fidget
SIGN    Fidget
SIGN    Fidget
SIGN    Fidget
SIGN    Fidget
SIGN    Fidget
SIGN    Fidget
SIGN    Fidget
SIGN    Fidget
SIGN    Fidget
SIGN    Fidget
SIGN    Fidget
SIGN    Fidget
SIGN    Fidget
[13:29] Yurine
    Who expresses embarrassment like that?
SIGN    Fidget
SIGN    Fidget
SIGN    Fidget
SIGN    Fidget
SIGN    Fidget
SIGN    Fidget
[13:32] Jashin
    On that note, as your yakiniku
    magistrate, all of you must do as I—
[13:39] Yurine
    Shut up.
SIGN    Please
SIGN    Bear With Us ~
[13:41] DevilA
    A moment... A moment, if you please...
[13:44] Yurine
    People can eat how they want. Got it?
[13:47] Jashin
    Y-Yes... Everyone,
    please eat how ever you like.
[13:51] Minos
    Yum!
SIGN    The tongue is delicious!
[13:55] Jashin
    Hey, Medusa, what are you doing?
[13:57] Medusa
    Huh?
SIGN    Lettuce
[13:58] Jashin
    Don't wrap it in lettuce!
SIGN    Lettuce
SIGN    Lettuce
SIGN    Lettuce
SIGN    Lettuce
SIGN    Lettuce
SIGN    Lettuce
SIGN    Lettuce
SIGN    Lettuce
SIGN    Lettuce
SIGN    Lettuce
SIGN    Lettuce
SIGN    Lettuce
SIGN    Lettuce
SIGN    Lettuce
SIGN    Lettuce
SIGN    Lettuce
SIGN    Lettuce
SIGN    Lettuce
SIGN    Lettuce
SIGN    Lettuce
SIGN    Lettuce
SIGN    Lettuce
SIGN    Lettuce
SIGN    Lettuce
SIGN    Lettuce
SIGN    Lettuce
SIGN    Lettuce
SIGN    Lettuce
SIGN    Lettuce
SIGN    Lettuce
SIGN    Lettuce
SIGN    Lettuce
SIGN    Lettuce
[13:59] Jashin
    Why would you try to make it a health food?!
SIGN    Lettuce
SIGN    Lettuce
SIGN    Lettuce
SIGN    Lettuce
SIGN    Lettuce
SIGN    Lettuce
SIGN    Lettuce
SIGN    Lettuce
SIGN    Lettuce
SIGN    Lettuce
SIGN    Lettuce
SIGN    Lettuce
SIGN    Lettuce
SIGN    Lettuce
SIGN    Lettuce
SIGN    Lettuce
SIGN    Lettuce
SIGN    Lettuce
SIGN    Lettuce
SIGN    Lettuce
SIGN    Lettuce
SIGN    Lettuce
SIGN    Lettuce
SIGN    Lettuce
SIGN    Lettuce
SIGN    Lettuce
SIGN    Lettuce
SIGN    Lettuce
SIGN    Lettuce
SIGN    Lettuce
SIGN    Lettuce
SIGN    Lettuce
SIGN    Lettuce
SIGN    Lettuce
SIGN    Lettuce
SIGN    Lettuce
SIGN    Lettuce
SIGN    Lettuce
SIGN    Lettuce
SIGN    Lettuce
SIGN    Lettuce
SIGN    Lettuce
SIGN    Lettuce
SIGN    Lettuce
SIGN    Lettuce
SIGN    Lettuce
SIGN    Lettuce
SIGN    Lettuce
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SIGN    Lettuce
SIGN    Lettuce
SIGN    Lettuce
SIGN    Lettuce
SIGN    Lettuce
[14:02] Jashin
    Do it like this! Wrap it in meat!
[14:04] Jashin
    Eat your meat in a meat bun!
[14:05] Yurine
    Didn't we just talk about
    letting people eat how they want?
[14:05] Jashin
    All meat, by meat, for meat—
[14:08] Yurine
    Now, listen. Next time,
    I won't stop at your cheek.
[14:08] Jashin
    F-Forgive me... Forgive me, please...
[14:11] Yurine
    I'll rip that obnoxious tongue
    out of your mouth and grill it.
[14:14] Jashin
    I hear you, I hear you!
[14:15] Medusa
    It's okay, Jashin-chan! You can do it!
[14:15] Minos
    Yum! Beef really is the best meat!
[14:16] Jashin
    That really hurt.
[14:17] Jashin
    Nodding like that while she was
    pinching my cheek really hurt.
[14:18] Medusa
    Just say, "I won't talk anymore!"
SIGN    Viva cannibalism!
[14:19] Medusa
    "I won't talk out of turn again!"
[14:20] Jashin
    I thought she was gonna rip it off.
[14:20] Minos
    Beef for life!
[14:21] Minos
    I'm just gonna eat it raw!
SIGN    °
SIGN    Humans, don't
    ever attempt this!!
[14:26] Yurine
    Wow, wild child.
[14:28] Minos
    Man, it's so good!
[14:29] Pekola
    Meat and white rice...
[14:32] Pekola
    It's too delicious!
[14:33] Pekola
    I'm so happy!
SIGN    Until 9:00
[14:35] Pekola
    Thank you for these
    120 minutes of happiness!
SIGN    Until 9:00
SIGN    Until 9:00
SIGN    Until 9:00
SIGN    Until 9:00
SIGN    Until 9:00
[14:41] Pekola
    The grill rack is all black.
[14:43] Pekola
    Oh, there's a grease stain on her paper bag!
[14:46] Server
    I'll replace your grill rack.
[14:48] Server
    I'll replace your paper bag, too.
[14:50] Jashin
    Cold noodles, please.
[14:52] Server
    Coming right up!
[14:53] Pekola
    She timed her blink perfectly!
[14:54] Pekola
    What a pro!
[14:55] Server
    I'm a part-timer, actually!
[14:58] Jashin
    Now that I think about it,
    it's very strange.
[15:00] Medusa
    What is?
[15:01] Jashin
    This is our second anime adaptation.
[15:04] Jashin
    They coulda given us some land in
    Chiyoda Ward by now, don'tcha think?
[15:07] Jashin
    And why aren't we getting any offers?!
[15:09] Jashin
    Like from Hitotsubashi, or Otowa!
[15:11] Yurine
    Being in a run-down
    district suits you better.
[15:13] Jashin
    What do you mean, run-down?!
[15:14] Jashin
    Apologize to Tamachi!
    Apologize to Flex Comix!
[15:17] Yurine
    Shut up, you smart-aleck devil.
[15:18] Yurine
    I'm seriously going to grill your tongue.
SIGN    Smart-aleck devil...
[15:20] Jashin
    What're you laughing at?!
SIGN    How about we get them to change the title
    to The Smart-Aleck Devil! next week?
SIGN    The Smart-Aleck Devil!
SIGN    The Smart-Aleck Devil!
[15:26] Jashin
    Cut that out!
SIGN    The Smart-Aleck Devil!
SIGN    The Smart-Aleck Devil!
SIGN    It's not like you even use your dropkick that often, right?
[15:30] Minos
    That's title fraud.
[15:31] Jashin
    I do, too! I've used it twice
    in this episode alone!
[15:34] Jashin
    And how many episodes are in this season?!
SIGN    Dropkick on My Devil! Dash
    Gift Giveaway Campaign
    Go to our homepage for details.
[15:40] Yurine
    I think I'm done.
[15:41] Medusa
    Me, too.
SIGN    I'm so full.
[15:44] Pekola
    I'll keep eating until the last second!
[15:47] Minos
    I think I can handle a little more.
[15:49] Minos
    Oh yeah, I wonder how Dad's doing...
[15:52] Medusa
    What brought that on?
SIGN    m 0 0 l 100 0 100 100 0 100
SIGN    Fading
SIGN    è
[15:54] Minos
    Oh, I just haven't seen him in a while.
[15:58] Minos
    Eating yakiniku always seems
    to remind me of him...
SIGN    m 0 0 l 100 0 100 100 0 100
SIGN    Fading
SIGN    è
[16:03] Dad
    Thank you for looking out for my daughter.
[16:08] Yurine
    Pekola, what do you want for dessert?
[16:10] Pekola
    Dessert?
[16:12] Yurine
    Stuff like ice cream, pudding, and
    almond jelly are all-you-can-eat, too.
[16:16] Pekola
    Even the dessert is all-you-can-eat?
    Is this Heaven?!
[16:21] Pekola
    Heaven?
[16:24] Pekola
    I forgot... This is...
SIGN    Yakiniku
SIGN    Yakiniku
SIGN    Heaven
SIGN    Heaven
[16:30] Pekola
    Even if I never make it back home,
[16:32] Pekola
    there's already a "Heaven"
    right here, so close to me!
[16:35] Pekola
    My Lord...
[16:35] Yurine
    Well? What dessert do you want?
[16:38] Pekola
    I'm so happy! I'll take all of them!
[16:41] Pekola
    I'm truly happy right now!
[16:45] Yusa
    Happy New Year!
SIGN    Bottom of the Barrel
SIGN    Bottom of the Barrel
[16:58] Poporon
    Oh, Pekola-sama.
[17:00] Poporon
    Do you like the T-shirt I got you
    to keep you cool in the summer?
[17:04] Pekola
    You're such a kind-hearted girl!
[17:06] Pekola
    You are... I know you are...
[17:11] Pekola
    Anyway...
[17:12] Pekola
    Just how long does it take
    for a halo to regenerate?
[17:16] Poporon
    I told you already.
[17:18] Poporon
    Could be tomorrow, or it could
    be a hundred years from now.
[17:22] Pekola
    If I have to live this way
    for another century...
[17:25] Pekola
    What's going to happen to me?
[17:28] Poporon
    It could even be a thousand years from now.
[17:31] Pekola
    Poof.
[17:33] Pekola
    Eli, Eli, lema sabachthani?
[17:35] Poporon
    Maybe Heaven just doesn't
    care about you anymore?
[17:40] Pekola
    Oh, no...
[17:40] Poporon
    Well, then...
[17:41] Pekola
    But didn't the same thing happen to you?
[17:46] Poporon
    Farewell. I'm going back to work.
[17:50] Poporon
    This theme music...
[17:56] Pekola
    You're...
[17:58] Pino
    I found you, Pekola-sama and Poporon.
[18:04] Poporon
    Pino!
SIGN    m 0 0 l 0 0 l 23 0 b 24 0 24 1 24 1 l 24 14 b 24 15 23 15 23 15 l -21 15 b -21 15 -22 15 -22 14 l -22 1 b -22 1 -22 1 -22 1 b -22 1 -22 0 -21 0 l -21 0 b -21 0 -21 0 -21 0 b -21 0 -21 0 -21 0
SIGN    Angel Apprentices
[18:08] Pekola
    At last, a messenger!
[18:09] Pekola
    The Lord hasn't forsaken me after all!
[18:14] Pino
    I'm sorry you had to wait so long.
[18:16] Poporon
    Wait!
[18:17] Pekola
    What is it, Poporon?
[18:19] Poporon
    Don't you get it, Pekola-sama?
    This is Episode 1!
[18:23] Poporon
    There's no way you can
    go home just like that.
[18:26] Poporon
    Pino, why did you come here?
[18:29] Pino
    Bravo, Poporon.
[18:30] Pino
    Unlike Pekola-sama, you are quite clever.
[18:33] Pekola
    What? I'm not clever?
[18:36] Pino
    You are both wanted criminals
    and considered traitors to Heaven.
[18:41] Pino
    As one who once served under Pekola-sama,
[18:45] Pino
    I was ordered to come here and
    mete out punishment to both of you.
[18:49] Pekola
    Traitors? But why?!
[18:51] Pino
    Someone in Heaven saw you
    sharing the company of devils.
[18:57] Pekola
    What? They saw me,
    but didn't come down to take me home?
[18:59] Poporon
    Probably because you were
    getting cozy with devils.
[19:05] Pekola
    Pino, it's all a misunderstanding!
[19:07] Pekola
    I haven't been cozying up to devils, I swear!
[19:09] Pino
    Once I have administered your punishment,
[19:12] Pino
    I will be granted the title of archangel.
[19:14] Pino
    This is the Lord's decision.
[19:17] Pino
    Which means I have no choice.
[19:19] Pekola
    It can't be...
[19:20] Pekola
    My Lord ordered me punished?
[19:25] Pekola
    Was it wrong to do what I did?
[19:29] Poporon
    I get it.
[19:31] Poporon
    Just being around Pekola-sama makes you
    feel like it'd be easy to take her rank.
[19:36] Pino
    Precisely.
[19:37] Pekola
    Perhaps I didn't teach
    these two well enough.
[19:40] Pino
    Now, which one of you should I punish...
[19:43] Pino
    Or should I say, "get rid of," first?
[19:46] Poporon
    There's no way I can beat Pino
    when she has the powers of an angel.
[19:52] Poporon
    Look! A UFO!
[19:54] Pekola
    The Utsuro-bune? Where?!
    Where?! Where is it?!
[19:55] Pino
    An unidentified flying object?!
[19:56] Poporon
    Later!
[19:58] Poporon
    Farewell!
[19:59] Pino
    Poporon!
[20:00] Pekola
    Hey! No fair!
[20:02] Pino
    Well, that's fine. I can take
    care of Poporon any time.
[20:07] Pino
    So, Pekola-sama...
[20:10] Pino
    I'm going to start by taking...
[20:12] Pino
    ...your head!
[20:18] Pino
    Goodbye, Pekola-sama.
[20:22] Pekola
    What do I do?
[20:26] Pekola
    What can I do?
[20:32] Pino
    Hold it!
[20:36] Pino
    You think you can escape me?
[20:45] Pekola
    As much as it vexes me,
    I have to ask the devils for help!
[20:56] Pekola
    Excuse me!
[20:58] Pekola
    Please answer!
[21:00] Pekola
    I'm begging you! My life is in danger!
[21:03] Pekola
    Please!
[21:05] Pekola
    Please!
[21:07] Pekola
    Help...
[21:09] Pekola
    Hello?
[21:14] Pekola
    Er...
[21:17] Pekola
    Um...
SIGN    Silence
[21:20] Pekola
    No one's home?!
[21:32] Pino
    I will send you to the depths of Hell.
[21:37] Pekola
    Oh, God...
[23:11] Pekola
    This Angel Halo Tapioca
    Heaven Juice is delicious.
[23:15] Pekola
    Thank you so much, Pino.
[23:17] Pino
    I made lots,
[23:18] Pino
    and you look like you're starving
    to death, so you can have some.
[23:20] Pino
    Maybe I'll get Poporon-chan's boss to
    put some tapioca dishes on their menu.
[23:24] Pino
    They might be popular!
[23:25] Pekola
    That sounds delicious!
[23:26] Pekola
    I'd like tapioca potstickers,
    tapioca spring rolls,
[23:29] Pekola
    tapioca chop suey, and
    tapioca fried rice, please!
[23:32] Pino
    I knew it. Your sense of
    taste is broken, Pekola.
[23:36] Pino
    Those'll never work.

Season 2 - Dropkick on My Devil!! Dash

E2 - Untitled

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[00:00] Jashin
    It begins! Jashin-chan Dropkick!
[00:04] Jashin
    Dropkick! Dropkick!
[00:06] Jashin
    Dropkick! Dropkick!
    Dropkick! Dropkick!
[00:09] Jashin
    Dropkick!
[00:10] Jashin
    Dropkick!
[00:12] Jashin
    Dropkick!
[00:13] Jashin
    Dropkick!
[00:14] Jashin
    Dropkick!
[00:15] Jashin
    Dropkick! Dropkick! Dropkick!
[00:16] Jashin
    Dropkick! Dropkick! Dropkick!
[00:17] Jashin
    Drop-Drop-Drop-Drop-Drop-Drop-Drop-Drop...
[00:26] Jashin
    Surely that was more
    than anyone could count...
[00:28] Jashin
    Woohoo! No one will beat me in
    the gift giveaway campaign now!
[00:33] Yurine
    This week's record was 47 dropkicks.
[00:38] Jashin
    You have to say that?
[00:39] Yurine
    I do.
[02:11] Pino
    I found you, Pekola-sama.
[02:14] Pekola
    At last, a messenger!
[02:15] Pekola
    The Lord didn't forsake me after all!
[02:19] Poporon
    Don't you get it, Pekola-sama?
[02:21] Poporon
    There's no way you can
    go home just like that.
[02:24] Pino
    I'm going to start by taking...
[02:26] Pino
    ...your head!
[02:31] Pino
    Hold it!
[02:34] Pekola
    As much as it vexes me,
    I have to ask the devils for help!
SIGN    A Few Days Earlier
[02:41] Jashin
    I'm getting trolled on Twitter!
[02:44] Jashin
    I'm scum? I'm a freeloader?
    I'm a pachinko addict? I never do dropkicks?!
[02:48] Jashin
    Didn't you see the bit before the OP?!
    I did a ton of them!
[02:51] Jashin
    What's wrong with a devil being scum?!
    And pachinko is my life!
[02:54] Jashin
    And was it really necessary
    to call my cooking gross?!
SIGN    Jashin-chan
SIGN    Quit dissing me!
SIGN    Your cooking's gross LOL
SIGN    Anti
SIGN    You'll go bald lololol
[02:56] Jashin
    You stupid humans have never even tasted it!
    Don't talk like you won some argument!
[03:00] Jashin
    Unforgivable! Unforgivable! Unforgivable!
[03:05] Jashin
    If I knew who these people were,
    I'd go and get my revenge!
[03:09] Jashin
    I wonder if I can get the provider
    to disclose their IP addresses...
[03:13] Jashin
    Wait a minute. I know what I can do.
[03:16] Jashin
    I could use that to round them all up.
[03:22] Medusa
    Hello? What's up, Jashin-chan?
[03:25] Jashin
    Medusa, can you come over tomorrow?
[03:28] Medusa
    Yeah, of course.
[03:30] Jashin
    You can?
[03:32] Jashin
    Then... buy that on your way.
[03:35] Medusa
    Huh? "That"?
[03:36] DevilA
    Next! Day! Next! Day!
[03:38] Medusa
    Jashin-chan, I bought it.
SIGN    For
    Everyone
    in Hell
SIGN    Hell
SIGN    Clairvoyance
    Drops
[03:41] Medusa
    Here you go. Clairvoyance
    Drops for the whole family.
[03:45] Medusa
    Now available... and highly in demand...
[03:48] Jashin
    This is what I've been waiting for!
[03:49] Medusa
    It felt like someone was
    making me say that...
[03:50] Jashin
    Setsuko's favorite: Clairvoyance Drops!
[03:53] Jashin
    That scene made me cry...
SIGN    Clairvoyance Drops
SIGN    Clairvoyance Drops
[03:55] DevilA
    Clairvoyance Drops.
[03:56] DevilA
    A product from Hell that tells you where
    to find the person you're looking for
[04:00] DevilA
    with just one lick!
[04:02] Jashin
    Drops! Drops! Drops!
[04:08] Medusa
    I'm not giving them to you if you're
    going to use them for anything wicked.
[04:11] Medusa
    Tell me what you want them for.
[04:12] Jashin
    Huh?
[04:14] Jashin
    You know I'd never dream of
    doing anything like anything wicked.
[04:18] Jashin
    Have I ever done anything
    like anything like that?
[04:21] Jashin
    That's too many "anythings"...
[04:23] Medusa
    Stare...
[04:26] Jashin
    Um... I want to find all the people
    in this country who are struggling,
[04:30] Jashin
    and help them out.
[04:34] Medusa
    Is that true?
[04:35] Jashin
    Medusa! Look into my eyes!
[04:39] Jashin
    They have opened to the spirit of kindness!
[04:41] Jashin
    Just look at them!
[04:43] Jashin
    I know you can tell what's truly in my heart!
[04:52] Medusa
    Okay. I believe you.
[04:54] Medusa
    What a relief. You've discovered
    the spirit of kindne—
[04:57] Jashin
    Just kidding!
[05:00] Jashin
    I have the candy all to myself!
SIGN    All
SIGN    All
SIGN    To
SIGN    To
SIGN    Myself!
SIGN    Myself!
[05:04] Jashin
    ATM!
SIGN    All
SIGN    To
SIGN    All
SIGN    Myself!
SIGN    To
SIGN    Myself!
[05:07] Jashin
    You fell for it hook, line, and sinker!
[05:07] Medusa
    Jashin-chan, that's dirty!
    You're scum! You're a devil!
[05:10] Jashin
    Uh, no kidding. I think
    everyone already knew that!
[05:13] Jashin
    With this, I can get my
    revenge on all those bastards!
[05:17] Medusa
    I knew it'd be for something wicked...
[05:20] Medusa
    God, bring down divine
    punishment upon Jashin-chan!
[05:23] DevilA
    ATM!
SIGN    devil is begging
SIGN    devil is begging
[05:25] DevilA
    A devil is begging the Almighty
    to mete out divine punishment!
SIGN    devil is begging
SIGN    devil is begging
SIGN    devil is begging
SIGN    devil is begging
SIGN    devil is begging
SIGN    devil is begging
SIGN    devil is begging
SIGN    devil is begging
SIGN    devil is begging
SIGN    devil is begging
SIGN    devil is begging
SIGN    devil is begging
SIGN    he Almighty to
SIGN    he Almighty to
SIGN    he Almighty to
SIGN    he Almighty to
SIGN    he Almighty to
SIGN    he Almighty to
SIGN    he Almighty to
SIGN    he Almighty to
SIGN    he Almighty to
SIGN    he Almighty to
SIGN    he Almighty to
SIGN    ete out divine punishment
SIGN    he Almighty to
SIGN    ete out divine punishment
SIGN    ete out divine punishment
SIGN    ete out divine punishment
SIGN    ete out divine punishment
SIGN    ete out divine punishment
SIGN    ete out divine punishment
SIGN    ete out divine punishment
SIGN    ete out divine punishment
SIGN    ete out divine punishment
[05:29] DevilA
    Thirst for the top. Strive to be a champion.
[05:33] DevilA
    No hidden agendas!
[05:48] Jashin
    That's the guy who was trolling me.
SIGN    Anti
SIGN    Tweets: 235
SIGN    No way lol
SIGN    You'll go bald lololol
SIGN    Not even the least bit funny
SIGN    Lame lol
SIGN    It's hilarious how
SIGN    incomprehensible that is lol
[05:50] Jashin
    Who would've thought
    he'd be right here in Jinbocho?
[05:53] Jashin
    Sure is a small world.
[05:57] Jashin
    I'll take him out with one blow.
[06:00] Jashin
    Put your phone away while you're walking!
[06:02] Jashin
    And don't use it to troll people!
[06:04] Jashin
    Jashin-chan Drop...
[06:06] Jashin
    Homemade Pie!
[06:11] Jashin
    Serves you right! That's what
    you get for trolling me, human!
[06:16] Jashin
    Stupid! Stupid! Stupid!
[06:19] Jashin
    Ah, that felt good!
[06:21] Jashin
    There's no better feeling than this!
[06:24] Jashin
    If anyone ever trolls me
    again, I'll get 'em good!
[06:27] DevilA
    After that,
[06:30] DevilA
    every time she was trolled...
SIGN    Sapporo
SIGN    Sapporo
SIGN    Sapporo
[06:32] DevilA
    Jashin-chan traveled across Japan,
    throwing pies in people's faces.
SIGN    Sapporo
SIGN    Sapporo
SIGN    Drill Hall
SIGN    Drill Hall
[06:36] Lady
    Hey, is it me, or is this
    pie actually kinda yum?
SIGN    Kobe
[06:39] DevilA
    She traveled from north to south...
[06:41] Jashin
    Take this!
[06:43] Guy
    Hey, this is actually pretty good!
SIGN    Nagoya
[06:45] DevilA
    Nothing and nobody could halt her momentum!
[06:47] Jashin
    Hi-yah!
[06:48] Lady
    Wow, that's tasty!
[06:50] DevilA
    China...
SIGN    Beijing
[06:52] Jashin
    Ni hao!
[06:53] Guy
    That's kinda hao chi!
SIGN    Paris
[06:55] DevilA
    France...
[06:56] Jashin
    Bonjour!
[06:57] Lady
    That's pretty très bien!
SIGN    Akihabara
[06:59] DevilA
    Akiba...
[07:00] Jashin
    Hi there—
[07:05] Both
    Mr. Katsura?!
[07:05] Katsura
    I can't see a thing! Everything's gone white!
[07:07] Jashin
    Oops. I accidentally hit someone
    who had nothing to do with this.
[07:09] Katsura
    What is this?! It's delicious!
[07:12] Jashin
    Oh, well. He seems to like it well enough.
[07:16] DevilA
    As the flavor of her pies
    improves over time,
[07:18] DevilA
    Jashin-chan's revenge rampage continues!
[07:22] DevilA
    Meanwhile, as Pekola found
    herself under attack by Pino...
[07:27] Pekola
    Excuse me!
[07:29] Pekola
    Please answer!
[07:30] Pekola
    I'm begging you! My life is in danger!
SIGN    Buono
[07:34] DevilA
    ...Jashin-chan was racing around
    the world, continuing her rampage.
SIGN    Delicious
SIGN    Masisseoyo
SIGN    walnuts
SIGN    Tastes
     like
SIGN    Yurine
    in the
    meantime
[07:39] Old
    That'll be 600 yen. Thank
    you as always for dropping by.
[07:39] DevilA
    Was her goal still revenge, or
    simple research on pie flavors?
SIGN    Yurine
    in the
    meantime
SIGN    Minos
    in the
    meantime
[07:43] Minos
    All right! Thirteen more laps!
[07:44] DevilA
    At this time, none of the devils were at home.
[07:47] DevilA
    God is truly absent here.
SIGN    Hell is the absence of God
     by Ted Chiang
[07:50] DevilA
    "Hell is the absence of God."
SIGN    Hell is the absence of God
     by Ted Chiang
[07:53] DevilA
    God... Paper...
SIGN    Ted Chiang
SIGN    Hell is the absence of
     by
SIGN    God
SIGN    Ted Chiang
SIGN    God
SIGN    Hell is the absence of paper
     by Jashin-chan
[07:55] DevilA
    Oh, God! There's no paper!
[07:58] Pekola
    No one's home?!
[08:05] Pino
    I will send you to the depths of Hell.
[08:09] Pekola
    Oh, God...
[08:11] DevilA
    Sunday!
[08:13] DevilA
    It's Sunday! Sunday's the best!
[08:15] DevilA
    No hidden agendas!
[08:18] Grandma
    Mei-chan!
SIGN    Orochimaru
[08:20] Mei
    Coming!
SIGN    Mei-chan
SIGN    Mei-chan
SIGN    Mei-chan
SIGN    Mei-chan
SIGN    Mei-chan
SIGN    Mei-chan
SIGN    Mei-chan
[08:24] Pino
    Looks like your friends aren't home.
[08:26] Pekola
    I wouldn't call them my friends...
[08:31] Pekola
    W-Well, I'll be going, then.
[08:34] Pino
    You won't be getting away.
[08:37] Pekola
    Very well. I may have fallen into
    ruin, but I was once an angel.
[08:40] Pekola
    I can't just stand here quietly
    and offer my head for the taking.
[08:44] Pekola
    All right. I'll take you on.
[08:48] Pekola
    Let's do this elsewhere.
[08:50] Pekola
    Hup!
[08:50] Pekola
    Shoop!
[08:55] Pekola
    Down here, we won't bother any—
[09:00] Pekola
    I hadn't even finished talking!
[09:02] Pino
    Well, I need to finish this quickly,
[09:05] Pino
    so I can take your head back to Heaven!
[09:20] Pekola
    I guess there was no way I could
    beat Pino in my current state.
[09:24] Pino
    This ends here.
[09:27] Pekola
    Oh... So this is the end...
[09:34] (Flashback) Yurine
    Here, Pekola. A take-out dinner.
[09:36] (Flashback) Medusa
    Are you cold? I brought a blanket.
[09:39] (Flashback) Minos
    You can have my potatoes.
[09:41] Pekola
    Is my life flashing before my eyes?
[09:43] (Flashback) Persephone
    Use my parachute!
[09:48] (Flashback) Jashin
    No one needs to be sacrificed...
[09:50] (Flashback) Jashin
    ...other than me!
[09:51] (Flashback) Pekola
    Wait! What are you trying to do?!
[09:56] (Flashback) Pekola
    No...
[10:03] Pekola
    To think the last faces I'd recall
    would be that witch and her devils.
[10:07] Pekola
    Why is that?
[10:10] (Flashback) Tanahashi
    Yo, part-timer!
[10:12] Pekola
    Ugh, he's last?!
[10:13] Pino
    Goodbye for real this time, Pekola-sama.
[10:18] Poporon
    German suplex!
[10:23] Poporon
    Didn't we learn that the worst time
    to let your guard down is the moment
[10:27] ---
    right before you complete your goal, Pino?
[10:29] Pino
    Hurgh...
[10:30] Pekola
    Poporon! You came back to save me!
[10:34] Poporon
    Don't mistake my intentions.
[10:35] Pekola
    Huh?
[10:36] Poporon
    I just wanted her halo.
[10:39] Poporon
    Now, her powers are—
[10:41] Pekola
    It shattered.
[10:42] Poporon
    Just when I thought I'd
    gotten my hands on a halo!
[10:42] Pekola
    What? The halo... What? But why?
[10:46] Poporon
    I should've used a different move!
    A backdrop or something!
[10:49] Pekola
    That would've ended the same way!
[10:50] Poporon
    A back throw, then!
[10:50] DevilA
    They look similar,
    but they're not the same move.
[10:52] Pekola
    Yeah, that might work.
[10:54] Pino
    Poporon...
[10:56] Pino
    A surprise attack from behind?
    You're still a coward, I see.
[11:00] Pino
    But without your halos, there's nothing you
    two can do, even if you work together.
[11:05] Pino
    I'm going to take care of
    both of you traitors for good!
[11:08] Poporon
    Here. You can have this back.
[11:09] Pino
    Huh?
[11:10] Poporon
    It used to be your halo.
[11:12] Pino
    My halo?
[11:14] Pino
    Don't be silly. My halo is right—
[11:17] Pino
    It's gone!
[11:18] Poporon
    I told you, this is it.
[11:22] Pino
    No...
[11:24] Pino
    It can't be...
[11:25] Pino
    Without my halo,
    I can't complete my mission.
[11:30] Pino
    What will I do? I've failed!
[11:34] Pino
    I've failed!
[11:38] Pekola
    You don't need to beat
    yourself up that much...
[11:40] Pino
    Those who fail their
    missions are doomed to die.
[11:44] Pino
    I have to run away!
[11:45] Pino
    Taxi!
[11:49] Poporon
    A taxi? Really?
[11:51] Poporon
    That's too funny!
[11:52] Pekola
    Why would the Lord go that far?
[11:55] Pekola
    Pino...
[11:55] Poporon
    A taxi!
[11:56] Pekola
    What has made the Lord so harsh?
[11:58] Pekola
    Has He changed that much in my absence?
[12:08] Jashin
    I'm home!
[12:09] Yurine
    Where have you been?
[12:11] Jashin
    I've been making pies nonstop,
    and I finally devised the perfect recipe!
[12:20] Jashin
    I'm really proud of this one!
[12:22] Jashin
    Go on, try it!
[12:24] Yurine
    Thanks, I will.
[12:29] Yurine
    It's delicious.
[12:30] Jashin
    Yes! I did it!
[12:33] Jashin
    I've finally created my
    most delicious pie yet!
[12:37] Yurine
    You know, you could open a bakery.
[12:39] Yurine
    It'll be a Jinbocho specialty: Jashin pie.
[12:42] Jashin
    Huh? Wait, what was I doing again?
[12:45] Yurine
    This is so good.
[12:47] Jashin
    Oh, whatever!
[12:52] DevilA
    Magazine: a device that holds
    the ammo for a firearm.
[12:56] DevilA
    My Magnum breathes fire!
[12:58] DevilA
    No hidden agendas!
[13:02] Poporon
    Shoot, I messed up an order.
[13:05] Poporon
    That bowl of ramen is
    gonna be docked from my pay.
[13:13] Poporon
    A devil!
[13:14] Poporon
    Um... the potato? Simmered Taro, was it?
SIGN    Simmered
SIGN    Taro
[13:18] Poporon
    What was her name again?
[13:21] Poporon
    I wonder if that's one of her friends.
[13:23] Poporon
    Well, there's no way
    I could beat her right now.
[13:26] Poporon
    I'll just avoid interacting with her.
[13:30] Poporon
    There's blood on my uniform!
SIGN    I'm so sorry!
[13:35] Poporon
    What in the world are you doing?!
SIGN    I'm sorry! I'm sorry!
SIGN    I'll pay to have it cleaned!
[13:44] Poporon
    Well, all right. You should sit and rest for a bit.
SIGN    Thanks a lot, angel! You're so kind!
[14:00] Poporon
    So you could tell.
SIGN    What happened to your halo?
SIGN    Genesis
[14:05] Poporon
    I went through some stuff.
[14:07] Poporon
    Now, I'm earning my keep
    at a ramen shop as a human.
SIGN    Oh... I've never had ramen before.
[14:14] Poporon
    Want to try some?
SIGN    Can I?
[14:17] Poporon
    This was headed for the dumpster, anyway.
[14:19] Jashin
    I don't care if you waste your
    life, but don't waste food!
SIGN    It looks so good!
SIGN    I'm digging right in!
SIGN    It's delicious!
[14:34] Poporon
    She's good with chopsticks...
SIGN    This really is delicious!
SIGN    Thank you!
[14:39] Poporon
    A devil's smile...
[14:42] Poporon
    How nauseating.
[14:44] Poporon
    First, I get an order wrong,
[14:45] Poporon
    then my uniform gets stained...
[14:47] Poporon
    This is the worst day ever.
SIGN    Thank you for the ramen.
[14:53] Poporon
    No problem. I'm gonna go now.
SIGN    You know... starting today, I'll be living in the human world, too.
SIGN    Let's be friends!
[15:01] Poporon
    Friends?
[15:03] Poporon
    But you're a devil. Doesn't the idea
    of befriending an angel bother you?
SIGN    Nope, not at all.
[15:09] Poporon
    Well, I don't need any devil friends.
SIGN    My name's Persephone II!
[15:14] Poporon
    The daughter of Hades and
    Persephone from the Underworld?!
[15:17] Poporon
    She's a celebrity!
[15:18] Poporon
    If I take her down, I'm sure to
    shoot straight up the angel ranks!
[15:21] Poporon
    I'll pretend to be her friend, and when
    I get my angel powers back, I'll kill her!
SIGN    What's the matter?
[15:26] Poporon
    Oh, nothing!
[15:28] Poporon
    Sure, let's be friends.
[15:31] Poporon
    I'm Poporon.
SIGN    Nice to meet you, Poporon-chan!
[15:38] Poporon
    Wh-Whoops! I need to get back to the shop!
[15:41] Poporon
    See you later!
[15:43] Poporon
    "Friends," she says...
[15:48] Minos
    Hey, there you are.
[15:50] Minos
    You're late. You had me worried.
SIGN    Sorry about that. Thank you for taking me in.
[15:55] Minos
    Okay, then! I'll put you
    through some tough training
[15:58] ---
    to fix that weak constitution of yours!
SIGN    Oh, dear... Please go easy on me.
[16:05] DevilA
    Jump! It's almost like flying!
[16:07] DevilA
    High in the air! High as you can go!
[16:09] DevilA
    No hidden agendas!
[16:19] Pino
    Oh!
[16:20] Pino
    A cute little bunny. Come on out.
[16:26] Pino
    Good bunny.
[16:29] Pino
    Do you know the story of Buddha?
[16:34] Pino
    John the Apostle said the same thing.
[16:37] Pino
    Their teachings may have differed,
    but the greatest thing of all...
[16:41] Pino
    ...is still love.
[16:51] Pino
    What a lovely meal.
[16:54] Pino
    But still...
[16:56] Pino
    I suppose Heaven will never forgive me.
[16:59] Pino
    How could I fail to do away with the
    likes of Pekola-sama and Poporon?
[17:03] Pino
    What will I do now?
[17:08] Pino
    That's it! I have a great idea!
[17:12] Pino
    I'll get rid of the Lord!
[17:15] Pino
    I just need to become the new Lord!
[17:18] Pino
    Then, I'll rule over Heaven,
    destroy Hell and the human realm,
[17:22] Pino
    and become queen of the whole world!
[17:25] Pino
    It'll be wonderful!
[17:27] Pino
    Now, with that settled...
[17:29] Pino
    I need to find a place where I can
    lie low until my halo regenerates.
[17:36] Jashin
    Yurine! Yurine!
[17:38] Jashin
    Some stranger is cleaning the place!
[17:40] Yurine
    Yeah, that's probably the new custodian.
[17:45] Jashin
    What happened to the old custodian?
[17:49] (Flashback) Custodian
    Have a good day, Jashin-chan-san.
[17:53] Yurine
    She was a widow,
[17:55] Yurine
    so she remarried and decided
    to move back to her hometown.
[17:59] Jashin
    Huh...
[18:00] Yurine
    This would be a good time
    to introduce ourselves.
[18:03] Jashin
    'Kay.
[18:08] Pino
    Working in this apartment
    building where devils live
[18:11] Pino
    should give any pursuers from Heaven
    second thoughts about coming for me.
[18:14] Pino
    In other words,
    it's safer to live near devils.
[18:18] Pino
    I'm so clever!
[18:21] Yurine
    Hello.
[18:24] Yurine
    I'm Hanazono Yurine from apartment 202.
[18:27] Yurine
    Nice to meet you.
[18:29] Pino
    Y-Yes...
[18:31] Pino
    My name is Pino.
[18:33] Pino
    It's a pleasure to meet you.
[18:36] Jashin
    Yurine, hang on a sec.
[18:37] Jashin
    Now that I look at her, I
    don't think she's human.
[18:41] Jashin
    That irritating aura you have...
    You're an angel, aren't you?
[18:43] Pino
    Oh, dear. You figured it out already.
[18:47] Jashin
    Huh? But what happened to your halo?
[18:50] Jashin
    Where's your halo?
[18:51] Jashin
    Hay-hay-hay-lo!
[18:54] Pino
    Well, you see... stuff happened...
[18:56] Jashin
    Like what?
[18:58] Jashin
    Like what?
[19:00] Yurine
    Come on, don't be a pest about it.
[19:03] Yurine
    Everyone has things they
    don't want to talk about.
[19:05] Jashin
    I bet you came here to kill
    Pekola and Poporon but failed,
[19:08] Jashin
    and now you can't go home
    because you lost your halo, right?
[19:11] Pino
    How'd she know?
[19:12] Jashin
    Why here, though?! Go work somewhere else!
SIGN    Gotham
    Dental
    Clinic
[19:15] Jashin
    Like at a dentist's, or at Maison Nikoku,
[19:17] Jashin
    or at Maison Sankoku, or at Maison Yonkoku!
[19:19] Yurine
    Who cares where she or anyone else lives?
[19:22] Jashin
    I care!
[19:23] Jashin
    Once she gets her angel powers
    back, she's likely to attack us!
[19:26] Jashin
    So I'll use my killer dropkick to finish
    her off before she gets the chance!
[19:30] Pino
    Wait! I have no intention
    of fighting right now!
[19:32] Jashin
    But you intend to fight eventually!
[19:34] Pino
    I'm anti-Armageddon!
[19:35] Yurine
    Stop it, Jashin-chan!
[19:37] Jashin
    No! I'm gonna kill her now! Right this minute!
[19:40] Jashin
    Let me kill her! Let me
    kill her! Let me kill her!
[19:43] Yurine
    Jashin-chan, didn't
    I just tell you to stop it?
[19:48] Jashin
    Wai... Wha... What?!
SIGN    è
SIGN    m 0 0 l 100 0 100 100 0 100
SIGN    Something's being
    transmitted into
    her head
[19:52] Jashin
    M-My head... My head feels... f-feels...
[20:05] Yurine
    It's a pleasure to have you in our building.
[20:08] Pino
    S-Scary... Hanazono Yurine...
[20:12] Pino
    I'd heard she had the
    devils under her thumb,
[20:15] Pino
    but this... this...
[20:17] Minos
    Hey, Yurine-chan!
[20:19] Yurine
    Welcome back. Jogging?
[20:21] Minos
    Yep! Trying to get some
    physical training in.
[20:24] Minos
    Hey, who's this?
[20:26] Yurine
    She's our new custodian.
SIGN    An angel I've never seen before...
[20:30] Minos
    Yeah? Well, I'm Minos! Nice to meet you!
SIGN    I'm Persephone II.
[20:36] Pino
    I-I'm Pino.
SIGN    It's so nice to have one more pretty lady around here!
[20:41] Pino
    Will I really be able to live like this?
[20:45] Pino
    I'm starting to feel a little worried...
[21:08] DevilA
    Oh! Meteor!
[21:10] DevilA
    Comet!
[21:11] DevilA
    Meteor!
[21:12] DevilA
    Meteo—
[21:14] DevilA
    It blew up!
[22:46] Poporon
    Wow, it looks like I'm trending!
[22:49] Poporon
    Let's see what they're saying.
[22:50] Poporon
    "Noel-chan handled her fans like a pro."
SIGN    Noel-chan's way too cute
SIGN    Noel-chan handled her fans like a pro.
SIGN    This pig was absolutely delighted.
SIGN    Noel is a goddess
[22:54] Poporon
    "This pig was absolutely delighted."
[22:56] Poporon
    Wow, these people are praising me so much!
[23:00] Poporon
    They really love me!
[23:01] Poporon
    Even humans have their good points—
SIGN    Shiromegachi
SIGN    Not that anyone cares
SIGN    Shiromegachi
SIGN    But I think the one voiced
     by Yamada Marina is cuter
SIGN    Shiromegachi
SIGN    The angel Noel isn't that cute
SIGN    She's not my type
[23:06] Poporon
    I guess I need to wipe them out after all.
[23:10] Mei
    Orochimaru, I summon you!
[23:12] Jashin
    You called, and now I'm here! Jashin-chan!
[23:14] Jashin
    Hey! Don't just go around summoning me!
[23:15] Mei
    Aw, but you and I share a bond
    from a previous life, Orochimaru!
[23:19] Mei
    We'll be together till we die!
[23:20] Jashin
    Devils and humans have
    totally different lifespans!
[23:22] Mei
    No problem! Here!
[23:24] Jashin
    What the heck is this collar for?!
[23:26] Mei
    It's a collar that will
    automatically lock when I die.
[23:29] Mei
    We'll be together in
    the next life... forever!
[23:32] Jashin
    W-Wait... it's already getting tighter...
[23:35] Jashin
    Is... Jashin-chan... finally... done for?

Season 2 - Dropkick on My Devil!! Dash

E3 - Untitled

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SIGN    ATV
    for Devils
[00:01] Kids
    Teach Us, Devil A!
SIGN    m 0 0 s 100 0 100 100 0 100 c
SIGN    Teach Us
SIGN    Devil
[00:06] A-ta
    Hey, Devil A-sensei!
[00:08] A-ko
    Sensei!
[00:09] A-ta
    Why is Jinbocho called Jinbocho?
SIGN    Jinbocho
[00:13] A-ko
    Why? Why is it?
[00:13] DevilA
    That's a good question, A-ta-kun.
[00:15] A-ko
    Why? Why? Why? Why? Why? Why? Why?
    Why? Why? Why? Why? Why? Why? Why? Why?
[00:16] DevilA
    A-ko-san, be quiet!
    I'm trying to answer the question!
[00:20] DevilA
    It's because...
[00:20] A-ko
    Oh!
SIGN    m 0 0 l 0 0 l 23 0 b 24 0 24 1 24 1 l 24 14 b 24 15 23 15 23 15 l -21 15 b -21 15 -22 15 -22 14 l -22 1 b -22 1 -22 1 -22 1 b -22 1 -22 0 -21 0 l -21 0 b -21 0 -21 0 -21 0 b -21 0 -21 0 -21 0
SIGN    Jinbocho
SIGN    Name Origin Its name is
    derived from Jinbo Street,
    the street passing by a
    large mansion owned by
    Jinbo Nagaharu in the
    Genroku era
    (1688-1704).
[00:22] A-ko
    The Internet says it was named
    "Jinbocho" after Jinbo Street,
[00:25] A-ko
    which is where a samurai named Jinbo
    Nagaharu-san had his mansion in the Edo period!
[00:30] A-ta
    Amazing, Devil A-sensei!
[00:33] A-ko
    See you next time! See you
    next time! See you next time!
[00:33] A-ta
    See you next time!
[02:13] Pino
    Autumn has truly reached its peak.
[02:15] Pino
    Well, I should finish up
    cleaning and have a snack.
[02:20] Devil A
    Whoops! We made a mistake!
[02:22] Devil A
    Let's rewind a bit.
[02:27] Devil A
    I apologize for that.
[02:29] Devil A
    Today, we will see how things unfolded
[02:32] ---
    after Persephone II
    started living with Minos.
SIGN    I-I'm too embarrassed...
[02:38] Yurine
    It's fine. You look cute.
SIGN    How... does it look?
[02:48] Yurine
    It suits you.
[02:49] Medusa
    You really do look cute!
[02:51] Minos
    It looks great!
[02:52] Jashin
    Not bad, Sinbad.
[02:56] Jashin
    Hmph! Why would you want to wear clothes?
[02:59] Jashin
    Clothes are for the weak!
    Strong people don't wear clothes!
[03:03] Jashin
    People like me!
[03:04] Yurine
    You're a whole new you.
[03:06] Minos
    You're a huge help, Yurine-chan.
[03:07] Medusa
    You look like a model!
[03:09] Yurine
    By the way...
[03:10] Yurine
    This one's yours, Jashin-chan.
[03:12] Jashin
    Th-That's...
[03:13] Jashin
    ...the cape I've been wanting!
[03:16] Medusa
    I thought you didn't wear clothes...
[03:18] Jashin
    Capes are fine.
[03:19] Jashin
    Capes are gear for making
    the strong even stronger!
[03:23] Medusa
    You look cute, Jashin-chan!
[03:25] Jashin
    I'm not cute. I'm strong.
[03:28] Minos
    I'm glad for you, II.
[03:30] Minos
    She picked out a really cute outfit for you.
SIGN    Yeah!
[03:32] Yurine
    Speaking of, I was wondering
    what we should call her.
[03:35] Yurine
    Shouldn't we give her a cuter nickname?
[03:38] Minos
    Cuter?
[03:41] Jashin
    Oh! Oh! Oh! I'll do it! I'll pick one!
[03:44] Minos
    You, Jashin-chan?
[03:46] Jashin
    Starting today, your name is "Second"!
SIGN    Second?
[03:51] Jashin
    Men's second bag!
[03:55] Yurine
    Men's second bag?
[03:58] Jashin
    See? Pretty funny, right?
SIGN    What's that mean?
[04:01] Yurine
    Your gags are funny,
    but they're too complicated for some.
[04:04] Medusa
    It should be something cute.
[04:07] Medusa
    Oh! How about "Per-chan"?
[04:10] Medusa
    "Per" from "Persephone"?
[04:11] Jashin
    You idiot! You actually think that's
    a good idea? Use your head, moron!
SIGN    Per-chan...
SIGN    I like it.
SIGN    It's cute!
[04:22] Minos
    All right. Then, from
    now on, you're Per-chan.
[04:28] Medusa
    Minos...
[04:29] Medusa
    You seem like you've been having
    fun since Per-chan moved in.
[04:33] Minos
    I only had brothers growing up.
[04:36] Minos
    I feel like I have a sister
    now. It's kinda cool.
SIGN    I was an only child, myself.
SIGN    It's so nice having four sisters.
[04:44] Jashin
    Four? Are you counting me, too?
SIGN    Of course!
SIGN    Jashin-chan-oneesan!
[04:52] Jashin
    I-I'm not an onee-san!
    And I'm not your big sister!
[04:57] Jashin
    Medusa, we're going out!
[05:02] Jashin
    We're going to the arcade to bang
    the hell out of the taiko drum!
SIGN    Is Jashin-chan angry?
[05:07] Yurine
    She's just embarrassed.
SIGN    m 0 0 s 100 0 100 100 0 100 c
SIGN    m 0 0 s 100 0 100 100 0 100 c
SIGN    Yokozuna
SIGN    Jashin-chan
SIGN    Hard
SIGN    Combo
SIGN    Combo
SIGN    Good
SIGN    Good
[05:16] Jashin
    A big sister, huh?
[05:18] Jashin
    That's not so bad...
[05:20] Medusa
    You're so good at that, Jashin-chan!
[05:26] Pino
    It melts in my mouth!
SIGN    Shogi Hall
[05:43] Yurine
    It's your turn. What's the holdup?
[05:45] Jashin
    I was just thinking, if we
    jumped on the shogi bandwagon,
[05:47] Jashin
    and made a shogi set with pieces
    modeled after all of us, it'd sell pretty well.
[05:53] Yurine
    Would it really?
SIGN    Vipers and Jashin-chan
    are basically relatives
[05:54] Jashin
    Dropkick on My Devil and
    shogi are highly compatible!
[05:58] Yurine
    How the hell do you figure that?
[05:59] Jashin
    Well, take the one that says "flying car."
SIGN    Rook
SIGN    Fly
SIGN    Car
[06:01] Jashin
    That one's Mei!
[06:03] Mei
    I'm arresting you and putting you away!
[06:04] Jashin
    Her sanity and her car flew away ages ago!
[06:06] Yurine
    That's read "hisha." It's the rook.
[06:09] Jashin
    And this one has "horns" on it, so that's Minos!
SIGN    Bishop
SIGN    Horns
SIGN    Go
[06:11] Minos
    All right!
[06:12] Yurine
    That's "kaku," the bishop.
    You're reading them wrong.
[06:15] Jashin
    "Katsura"? I saw that name
    in the ending credits.
SIGN    Katsura
    Tree
SIGN    Horse
SIGN    Knight
[06:19] Katsura
    Screen printing is awesome!
[06:20] Yurine
    It's not "Katsura."
    It's "keima," the knight.
SIGN    Pawn
SIGN    Walk
SIGN    Soldier
[06:22] Jashin
    Um... "walk"... walk... work? Pino?
[06:27] Yurine
    That's "fu," the pawn.
    You're not even trying anymore.
SIGN    King General
[06:30] Jashin
    The king general is me,
    and the jeweled general is you!
SIGN    Jeweled General
SIGN    Jeweled General Drinks
[06:33] Jashin
    "Silver" is...
SIGN    Silver General
[06:34] Jashin
    ...either Per-chan or Poporon, I guess.
[06:37] Yurine
    What? You can't decide?
[06:38] Jashin
    There aren't enough pieces for everyone.
[06:40] Yurine
    Because you're just
    assigning them at random.
[06:42] Jashin
    And this one is Pekola.
SIGN    Lance
SIGN    Scent
SIGN    Car
[06:45] Yurine
    Why?
[06:45] Jashin
    I figure she sprays herself with scents
    every day because she doesn't bathe.
SIGN    Feb
[06:49] Yurine
    That kind of gossip could
    destroy someone's reputation.
[06:52] Pekola
    Huh?
[06:55] Pekola
    What's this hammer for?
[06:57] Yurine
    That piece has nothing to do with scents,
    anyway. It's "kyosha," the lance.
SIGN    Gold General
[07:01] Jashin
    "Gold" is money! That one's
    Medusa! No doubt about it!
[07:04] Medusa
    Here you go. I got a new card.
[07:07] Medusa
    Don't tell Yurine-san!
[07:08] Jashin
    Aw, thanks!
[07:10] Yurine
    I told you not to do that, Medusa!
[07:12] Medusa
    I'm sorry...
[07:12] Yurine
    And that piece has nothing to do with money!
[07:14] Jashin
    Uh, yeah. We're totally shogi.
[07:18] Jashin
    I can see it now.
[07:19] Yurine
    A mountain of unsold stock is all I see.
[07:30] Yurine
    What? Kori-chan is missing?
[07:33] Jashin
    You mean Koji?
[07:34] Yusa
    Yes. I only took my eyes off of her
    for a moment in Akihabara...
[07:38] Jashin
    For skinny jeans?
SIGN    m 0 0 l 100 0 100 100 0 100
SIGN    è
SIGN    Skinny
    Jeans
[07:40] Yurine
    And then what?
[07:41] Yusa
    I looked around, but I couldn't find her.
[07:44] Jashin
    I just got ignored...
[07:44] Yurine
    That is concerning.
[07:46] Jashin
    She's probably dead.
[07:48] Yusa
    What?
[07:48] Jashin
    Just give up.
[07:50] Jashin
    You shouldn't have taken
    your eyes off of her.
[07:52] Yusa
    But... It was only for an instant...
SIGN    m 0 0 l 100 0 100 100 0 100
SIGN    è
SIGN    Skinny Jeans
[07:55] Jashin
    Skinny!
[07:55] Yurine
    Stop making her feel worse!
[07:56] Yurine
    Ow, ow, ow! It was a joke! A joke!
[08:00] Yurine
    We should call the police.
[08:02] Jashin
    You said Akiba?
[08:03] Jashin
    Mei knows that area really well.
[08:06] Mei
    My room, Orochimaru, and me!
SIGN    Yakitori
[08:09] Mei
    What's the matter, Orochimaru?
    Wanna come over?
[08:13] Jashin
    Like hell! Give that ridiculous crap a rest!
[08:17] Mei
    She's missing?
[08:18] Mei
    Could you tell me what she looks like?
[08:20] Jashin
    Well... She's about 80 centimeters tall,
[08:24] Jashin
    with a white kimono and blue hair,
[08:26] Jashin
    and a face like a mole.
[08:29] Mei
    Got it. If I find out anything,
    I'll let you know.
SIGN    Hell
SIGN    For Maharaurava
[08:42] Mei
    Well, I mean...
[08:44] Mei
    She was just so cute!
[08:47] Mei
    But you wanted to come with me, didn't you?
[08:52] Mei
    "Yes, I did!"
[08:55] Mei
    You're so cute in your ugly little way!
[08:58] Mei
    This is a problem, though.
[09:00] Mei
    I didn't expect you to be an
    acquaintance of Orochimaru's.
[09:02] Mei
    It's only a matter of time
    until she finds you.
[09:05] Mei
    I need to think of a way to add
    you to my collection quickly...
[09:09] Mei
    Should I preserve you in
    formalin, or stuff you?
[09:13] Mei
    Maybe I should mummify you...
[09:17] Mei
    Formalin isn't scary.
[09:25] Mei
    What's this? What are you doing?
[09:29] Mei
    It's so cold, I'm freezing! Incredible!
[09:32] Mei
    What is this? It suddenly got really cold...
[09:38] Mei
    Wait, you're gonna freeze me! Stop!
[09:40] Mei
    I get it! I'll take you back!
[09:42] Mei
    I'll take you back, okay?! So stop!
[09:47] Mei
    I guess I have no choice now.
[09:49] Mei
    But just remember, I owe you one now!
[09:58] Yurine
    She's not here.
[10:01] Yusa
    She's not at Radio Kaikan, either.
[10:03] Jashin
    I found The Punisher for the Genes
    while I was looking for Koji!
[10:07] Katsura
    Let us out! Help!
[10:07] Chiba
    Really? You want it in 68
    payments? For all three?!
[10:07] Ozaki
    I write my parents' names here, right?
    Wait, my other relatives', too?!
SIGN    Negotiation in Progress
[10:12] Yusa
    She's nowhere to be found.
[10:14] Yurine
    Where could she be?
[10:17] Jashin
    Hey, it's Koji!
[10:23] Yusa
    Thank goodness!
[10:25] Jashin
    Did you find her, Mei?
[10:27] Mei
    Yep!
[10:28] Mei
    Tachibana Mei, the super cop
    of the Banzaibashi Police!
[10:32] Yusa
    Thank you so much, truly.
[10:35] Yusa
    I'll never forget my debt to you.
[10:37] Yurine
    I'm glad you were found safe.
[10:42] Mei
    I only did what a super cop ought to do.
[10:46] Yusa
    I'll come back on another
    day to thank you properly.
[10:50] Yusa
    We'll be going now.
[10:55] Jashin
    What is it, Yurine?
[10:57] Yurine
    Oh, uh... nothing.
[11:00] Yurine
    I hope.
[11:03] Mei
    I can do anything as long
    as I don't get caught, right?
[11:06] Mei
    I'll just go find myself another cutie.
[11:13] Medusa
    Jashin-chan!
[11:14] Yurine
    Hurry up or we'll leave you here.
SIGN    Yokai
    Exhibit
SIGN    Yokai
    Exhibit
[11:17] Minos
    I've never been to a museum
    in the human realm before.
[11:20] Medusa
    Same here!
[11:22] Jashin
    I'm feeling smarter just by being here!
SIGN    That's amazing, Jashin-chan!
[11:26] Minos
    Oh, please. You're not smarter.
[11:27] Staff
    This is floor 1, exhibit room 2.
[11:28] Yurine
    I never thought I'd be bringing
    a bunch of devils to a yokai exhibit.
[11:33] Yurine
    Look at the displays quietly, you guys.
SIGN    Nekomata
SIGN    Nekomata
[11:36] Jashin
    Nekomako?
SIGN    How cute!
[11:39] Yurine
    That's "Nekomata."
[11:41] Minos
    Is this supposed to be a cow?
SIGN    m 0 0 l 100 0 100 100 0 100
SIGN    Ushi-oni
[11:43] Minos
    I guess it does look a little like my dad.
[11:46] Medusa
    No, it doesn't...
[11:47] Minos
    I'll send him a picture of it.
SIGN    Oh, this one looks a little like Jashin-chan!
[11:55] Yurine
    Hey, I told you guys to be quiet.
SIGN    Jashin-chan!
SIGN    m 0 0 l 100 0 100 100 0 100
SIGN    Hebi-onna
SIGN    m 0 0 l 100 0 100 100 0 100
SIGN    Photography Allowed
[11:59] Minos
    Looks just like her!
[12:02] Yurine
    You're right. It does.
[12:04] Jashin
    Is there really a yokai as cute as m—
[12:10] Jashin
    The hell is this?
[12:11] Jashin
    How does that look like me?!
    It's just a head with a tail!
[12:15] Yurine
    Hey! Keep it down!
[12:16] Yurine
    If you don't stop, I'll make you nothing
    but a head and tail, like that painting.
[12:23] Minos
    It's the cow from that one painting!
[12:24] Minos
    This T-shirt is awesome!
SIGN    I think I'm going to get this.
[12:28] Yurine
    What is that?
SIGN    A pencil cap.
[12:32] Jashin
    Medusa...
[12:35] Jashin
    Did that thing... really look like me?
[12:39] Jashin
    I won't get mad at you.
[12:46] Medusa
    Maybe a little...
[12:48] Jashin
    I see.
SIGN    This is delicious!
[12:52] Yurine
    When did you change your shirt, Minos?
[12:55] Minos
    Looks cool, right?
[13:00] Minos
    Jashin-chan?
[13:03] Minos
    If you're not gonna eat it...
[13:09] Jashin
    Did that creature...
[13:11] Jashin
    ...really look like me?
[13:15] Jashin
    No... In truth, even at that
    moment, I already knew.
[13:21] Jashin
    It did look like me.
[13:22] Jashin
    Like I'd ever admit that!
[13:24] Yurine
    Shut up.
[13:25] Jashin
    Did she look like me?
[13:27] Jashin
    Or could she actually be
    the origin of my entire race?
[13:31] Jashin
    But we're a race that can live
    for tens of thousands of years.
[13:35] Jashin
    Maybe I'm actually the origin,
[13:37] Jashin
    but the unnecessary parts degenerated,
[13:39] Jashin
    and what was left evolved into that!
[13:42] Jashin
    Which means that yokai is my ultimate form,
    comprised only of what's essential!
[13:48] Jashin
    Evolution, huh?
[13:50] Jashin
    Damn! That might actually be cool as hell!
[13:55] Jashin
    Let me just imagine that right now.
[14:02] Jashin
    Gross!
[14:04] Jashin
    Please, no! No!
SIGN    ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
SIGN    ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
SIGN    Nooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo
[14:06] Yurine
    Is she sleep-talking?
[14:09] Jashin
    Man, I'm stiff.
[14:12] Yurine
    You seem really tired.
[14:14] Jashin
    It's true.
[14:16] Jashin
    I've got so many spirits
    possessing me. It's wearing me out.
[14:20] Yurine
    That would definitely tire you out.
[14:31] Yurine
    Get up!
[14:38] Jashin
    What? What? What?! What happened?!
[14:40] Jashin
    Wait... where are we?
[14:42] Yurine
    Don't give me that.
[14:44] Jashin
    Yurine, this is terrible!
    Our apartment changed!
[14:47] Yurine
    This is someone else's place.
[14:49] Jashin
    Huh?
[14:50] Yurine
    Take a moment to recall
    what you did last night.
SIGN    Sushi
[14:57] Jashin
    I think I got drunk...
SIGN    Sushi
SIGN    Sushi
SIGN    Sushi
SIGN    Sushi
SIGN    Abe
SIGN    Abe
[15:02] Jashin
    So tired...
[15:03] Abe
    Wh-Who are you?!
[15:05] Jashin
    Ugh, I can't stand it...
[15:06] Abe
    Wait, you can't...
[15:12] Jashin
    Oh...
[15:14] Jashin
    Oh!
[15:15] Yurine
    She saw the contact info
    I sewed to your wallet,
[15:18] Yurine
    and was kind enough to contact me.
[15:19] Abe
    Hi there.
[15:21] Yurine
    Jeez. Do you know how much trouble you caused?
[15:25] Yurine
    I really am sorry about this.
[15:28] Abe
    Oh, no, it's okay...
[15:29] Yurine
    You need to apologize, too.
[15:32] Jashin
    Oh, yeah. My bad.
[15:34] Jashin
    I-I am truly sorry for
    the trouble I've caused.
SIGN    Sushi
SIGN    Sushi
SIGN    Sushi
[15:38] Jashin
    Please accept this sushi.
[15:41] Abe
    Th-Thank you...
[15:45] Jashin
    My nose is broken.
[15:47] Yurine
    Just how much did you drink?
[15:50] Yurine
    Ugh, you reek of booze.
[15:52] Jashin
    I feel sick...
[15:57] Jashin
    I got into a drinking contest with some
    guy at the bar I went to last night...
[16:04] Yurine
    Is this his business card?
SIGN    Shiosai Co., Ltd.
SIGN    Managing
    Director
SIGN    — 12 Hours Earlier —
[16:07] Miura
    You're quite the drinker.
[16:11] Jashin
    What's up, old man? Wanna have a contest?
[16:16] Miura
    That sounds interesting.
[16:17] Miura
    Just so you know, I can keep
    drinking for quite a while.
[16:20] Jashin
    No problem.
[16:21] Jashin
    It's not like a mere human
    can outdrink me, anyway.
SIGN    —1 Hour Later—
[16:26] Jashin
    I'm really grateful to Miura!
[16:31] Jashin
    Thanks!
[16:32] Miura
    Miura?
[16:33] Jashin
    Yeah! He sang our ending theme!
[16:37] Miura
    Oh, yeah, him. He's great, isn't he?
[16:41] Jashin
    He is! And he's a great dancer!
    He's Japan's you-know-who Jackson!
[16:47] Jashin
    Exciting! Hype!
[16:49] Miura
    I think you've got the wrong Miura.
[16:51] Jashin
    Huh? The dancer?
[16:54] Jashin
    The soccer player?
[16:55] Miura
    That's Kazu.
[16:56] Jashin
    Huh?
[16:58] Miura
    Try again. Miura Yu...
[17:00] Jashin
    The one who climbed Everest!
[17:01] Miura
    He's way older.
[17:03] Jashin
    What?
[17:04] Jashin
    The shogi—
[17:05] Miura
    Different Miura.
[17:07] Jashin
    The Naoki Prize winner—
[17:08] Miura
    Different Miura.
[17:10] Jashin
    The popular actor—
[17:11] Miura
    Different Miura.
[17:12] Jashin
    The LA murder—
[17:13] Miura
    Different Miura, and different Kazu.
[17:18] Jashin
    Jump across the fire to me.
[17:20] Jashin
    If you'll jump across the fire to me...
[17:21] Miura
    Oh, you know that movie?
[17:23] Miura
    And you're so young... How embarrassing...
SIGN    m 0 0 l 100 0 100 100 0 100
SIGN    Spirytus
SIGN    m 0 0 l 100 0 100 100 0 100
SIGN    Spirytus
[17:26] Miura
    I feel a little like that Miura now.
[17:27] Jashin
    Oh, don't be silly.
SIGN    m 0 0 l 100 0 100 100 0 100
SIGN    Spirytus
SIGN    m 0 0 l 100 0 100 100 0 100
SIGN    Spirytus
SIGN    m 0 0 l 100 0 100 100 0 100
SIGN    Spirytus
SIGN    m 0 0 l 100 0 100 100 0 100
SIGN    Spirytus
SIGN    m 0 0 l 100 0 100 100 0 100
SIGN    Spirytus
SIGN    m 0 0 l 100 0 100 100 0 100
SIGN    Spirytus
SIGN    m 0 0 l 100 0 100 100 0 100
SIGN    Spirytus
SIGN    m 0 0 l 100 0 100 100 0 100
SIGN    Spirytus
SIGN    m 0 0 l 100 0 100 100 0 100
SIGN    Spirytus
SIGN    m 0 0 l 100 0 100 100 0 100
SIGN    Spirytus
[17:30] Jashin
    Honestly, I'm so grateful
    to Maeyamada Kenichi.
[17:35] Miura
    Yeah...
[17:36] Miura
    Wait, what happened to Miura...
[17:39] Guy
    Whoa, that dude drank
    Spirytus and passed out!
[17:40] Jashin
    Fool. That's what you
    get for challenging me.
[17:41] Guy
    Call an ambulance!
SIGN    10,000 Yen
[17:43] Miura
    Miura...
SIGN    10,000 Yen
[17:44] Guy
    Dude, are you okay?
[17:44] Jashin
    Yo, barkeep, I'll leave the
    money to cover us both.
[17:46] Guy
    Dude, dude, dude! Dude, dude, dude!
[17:47] Bar
    Okay... Take care on your way home.
[17:51] Jashin
    That's the story.
[17:52] Jashin
    So I drank lots and lots last night!
[17:54] Yurine
    What you did at the end
    of that was pretty bad.
[17:57] Jashin
    I know, right? That old
    dude's probably dead!
[18:02] Yurine
    What's wrong?
[18:05] Miura
    Well, hi there.
[18:08] Jashin
    He's alive!
[18:16] Pekola
    I've never played mahjong before.
[18:18] Poporon
    We'll go easy on you.
[18:21] Pekola
    Okay, this white one—
[18:22] Poporon
    Popo-ron!
[18:33] Yurine
    What's wrong? You haven't said a word all day.
[18:37] Yurine
    Want some ice cream?
[18:39] Yurine
    Pudding?
[18:42] Yurine
    What's wrong with you?
[18:44] Jashin
    My tooth...
[18:47] Jashin
    My tooth hurts.
[18:49] Yurine
    A cavity?
[18:50] Jashin
    I think so.
[18:53] Jashin
    I thought it'd get better
    eventually if I left it alone...
[18:56] Yurine
    Cavities don't get better!
[18:58] Yurine
    Go see a dentist right now!
[19:01] Yurine
    What's that look for?
[19:02] Jashin
    What's a dentist's office like?
[19:05] Jashin
    This is my first cavity,
    so I've never been to one...
[19:09] Yurine
    Well, to put it simply...
[19:12] Yurine
    It's like a torture chamber.
[19:15] Yurine
    They put you in a chair
    and won't let you move,
[19:19] Yurine
    then they carve into
    the cavity with a drill.
[19:23] Jashin
    This drill's way too big!
[19:23] Dentist
    Sweat. Sweat. Sweat. Joke.
SIGN    m 50 0 b 100 0 100 100 50 100 b 0 100 0 0 50 0
SIGN    ,
SIGN    Sweat
SIGN    m 50 0 b 100 0 100 100 50 100 b 0 100 0 0 50 0
SIGN    ,
SIGN    Sweat
SIGN    m 50 0 b 100 0 100 100 50 100 b 0 100 0 0 50 0
SIGN    ,
SIGN    Sweat
[19:25] Jashin
    Stop! Stop!
SIGN    m 50 0 b 100 0 100 100 50 100 b 0 100 0 0 50 0
SIGN    ,
SIGN    Joke
[19:26] Nurse
    It's a sushi roll.
[19:27] Jashin
    Like hell it is, you dumbass!
[19:30] Yurine
    I was kidding.
[19:32] Yurine
    Come on. It won't get
    better if you don't go,
[19:34] Yurine
    so get moving.
SIGN    Gotham Dental Clinic
[19:41] Sorata
    Wow, it's a snake!
[19:43] Girl
    There's a snake in here!
[19:44] Sorata
    Mom, it's a snake!
[19:45] Jashin
    Shut up! I'm in pain right now!
[19:46] Mom
    Yes, I can see that.
[19:49] Sorata
    Snake Bomber!
[19:52] Sorata
    Ow...
[19:52] Yurine
    Oh, are you okay?
[19:56] Jashin
    Ma'am...
[19:59] Jashin
    I'd appreciate it if you'd watch
    your child and not your smartphone.
[20:04] Jashin
    Otherwise, I'll kill him.
[20:06] Yurine
    Jashin-chan.
[20:11] Yurine
    They'll call you in soon
    enough. Just wait quietly.
[20:18] Yurine
    Your heartbeat's really loud...
[20:20] Yurine
    Wait, you're making that
    noise with your mouth?
[20:23] Jashin
    Y-Yurine, hold my hand! I-I-I'm too nervous!
[20:27] Yurine
    You're creeping me out.
[20:28] Yurine
    Your vibrating's making me itch.
[20:30] Jashin
    I wanna go home!
[20:31] Yurine
    Quit fidgeting.
[20:33] Jashin
    They're not calling me.
[20:34] Jashin
    Maybe we should cancel
    and come back tomorrow.
[20:37] Jashin
    Yeah, that's it. Let's do that.
[20:37] Yurine
    It's only been five minutes.
[20:40] Jashin
    Okay... I'll wait until they call two mor—
[20:42] Hygienist
    Jashin-chan-san!
[20:46] Jashin
    I got called! They finally called my name!
[20:50] Jashin
    Yurine, help me! Go in with me!
[20:53] Yurine
    Stop being weird. You're not a little kid.
[20:57] Jashin
    Okay, I'll grit my teeth
    and get it over with.
[20:59] Yurine
    You'll have to open your mouth.
[21:02] Yurine
    Just get in there already.
[21:04] Yurine
    Now!
SIGN    m 0 0 l 100 0 100 100 0 100
SIGN    m 0 0 l 100 0 100 100 0 100
SIGN    Exam Room
SIGN    m 0 0 l 100 0 100 100 0 100
SIGN    m 0 0 l 100 0 100 100 0 100
SIGN    Exam Room
[21:06] Jashin
    No!
[21:08] Jashin
    Help me!
[21:08] Dentist
    Stop that! Hold still!
[21:11] DevilA
    I'll do that for you!
[21:12] DevilA
    No!
[21:14] Jashin
    It doesn't hurt anymore!
[21:16] Yurine
    Aren't you glad you came?
[21:18] Jashin
    Yep! Sure am!
[21:20] Jashin
    He said I shouldn't eat
    anything for 30 minutes.
[21:22] Yurine
    I see.
[21:23] Jashin
    Well, I'm free until they call me up to pay,
[21:26] Jashin
    so I'll have some chocolate!
[21:27] Yurine
    You idiot!
[21:28] Jashin
    My appetizer!
[21:31] Yurine
    Did you forget what you just said?!
[21:34] Yurine
    Could you check her one more time?
[21:35] Jashin
    M-My tooth broke! Help me!
[21:37] Hygienist
    Uh-huh...
[23:10] Pekola
    Summer is so hot... I'm melting...
[23:13] Pekola
    If I evaporated,
    could I make it back to Heaven?
[23:15] Yusa
    Pekola-san, would you like some shaved ice?
[23:18] Pekola
    Yusa-san, Koji-san...
[23:20] Pekola
    I don't have any money right now.
[23:23] Yusa
    That's all right. It's my sister's treat.
[23:25] Pekola
    R-Really? Are you sure?
[23:27] Yusa
    Yes.
[23:30] Pekola
    You're devils, but you're just like angels!
[23:32] Pekola
    Thank you, Yusa-san and Koji-san!
[23:34] Pekola
    Please come visit me in Heaven someday!
[23:36] Pekola
    May God bless these devils!

Season 2 - Dropkick on My Devil!! Dash

E4 - Untitled

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SIGN    My Dream for the Future
SIGN    P
    e
    r
    s
SIGN    This is hard...
[00:06] Jashin
    What, you're actually studying?
[00:09] Jashin
    Lame!
SIGN    I think a smart-aleck devil who's only strong against the young and the weak is a lot lamer.
[00:23] Jashin
    Smart-aleck... devil...
[00:26] Yurine
    Why not take a break and have some tea?
SIGN    Ja
SIGN    Yay! Fujike cakes!
SIGN    Fujike
[00:33] Yurine
    Here, smart-aleck devil.
    You can have some, too.
[00:37] Jashin
    Smart-aleck devil...
[00:40] Yurine
    You know, after all that big talk,
[00:43] Yurine
    you didn't do any dropkicks last episode.
SIGN    So it really is title fraud?
[00:49] Yurine
    Seems that way...
[00:52] Yurine
    Let's change the title.
[00:54] Jashin
    What?!
SIGN    The Smart-Aleck Devil!
SIGN    m 0 0 l 0 0 l -3 0 l -6 -2 l -8 -5 l -8 -10 l -6 -12 l -2 -14 l 2 -14 l 9 -13 l 10 -11 l 14 -11 l 17 -14 l 19 -15 l 23 -12 l 23 -12 l 24 -10 l 24 -8 l 25 -5 l 24 -2 l 23 -1 l 21 0 l 15 0 l 11 1 l 6 1 l 4 0 l 2 0
SIGN    m 50 0 b 100 0 100 100 50 100 b 0 100 0 0 50 0
SIGN    m 50 0 b 100 0 100 100 50 100 b 0 100 0 0 50 0
SIGN    Smart-Aleck Devil
[02:27] Jashin
    Smart-aleck devil...
SIGN    Hey, Yurine-chan.
SIGN    m 0 0 l 0 0 l 1 -3 l 2 -5 l 4 -5 l 8 -3 l 10 -4 l 15 -5 l 18 -4 l 19 -3 l 24 -4 l 26 -3 l 29 1 l 28 3 l 28 4 l 23 7 l 19 6 l 15 7 l 14 7 l 10 7 l 7 6 l 6 7 l 4 7 l 2 6 l 1 4 l 0 2 l 0 -1
SIGN    m 50 0 b 100 0 100 100 50 100 b 0 100 0 0 50 0
SIGN    m 50 0 b 100 0 100 100 50 100 b 0 100 0 0 50 0
SIGN    Smart-Aleck Devil
[02:29] Jashin
    Smart-aleck devil...
    Smart-aleck devil...
SIGN    I have to write a paper on the theme of "the future me."
SIGN    What do you think I should write about?
[02:36] Yurine
    Well...
[02:38] Yurine
    Is there anything you'd like
    to become in the future?
SIGN    What I'd like to become?
SIGN    A pencil cap!
[02:50] Jashin
    I know you can do it.
[02:52] Jashin
    Go for it.
SIGN    Go for it
SIGN    Go for it
[02:53] Yurine
    Be serious, Per-chan.
[02:55] Yurine
    There must be something.
SIGN    Maybe a teacher who's like everyone's mom?
[03:05] Yurine
    Why not just write that, then?
SIGN    Oh...
[03:09] Yurine
    "The future me," huh?
[03:11] Yurine
    I wrote about that a long time ago, too.
SIGN    What did you write?
[03:17] Yurine
    "A dictator."
[03:20] Yurine
    I wrote that I would kill all who defied me,
[03:22] Yurine
    and create the Yurine
    Kingdom, a paradise on Earth,
[03:27] Yurine
    inhabited only by those
    who swore loyalty to me.
SIGN    That's so cool!
[03:33] Jashin
    The Yurine Kingdom?
[03:35] Jashin
    Hang on, that's no joke!
[03:37] Jashin
    If she really created that kingdom,
[03:40] Jashin
    she might invade Hell itself
    one day and try to take over!
[03:44] Jashin
    This psychopath's thinking
    dangerous thoughts.
[03:47] Jashin
    I can't allow her to live.
[03:50] Jashin
    Well, then!
[03:52] Jashin
    I suppose I'll start getting dinner ready.
[03:56] Jashin
    I think I'll make pickled
    veggies for today's side dish.
[04:01] Jashin
    This daikon is perfectly pickled!
[04:04] Jashin
    Chop, chop, chop, chop...
[04:07] Jashin
    And a chop for Yurine!
[04:13] Yurine
    Jashin-chan, c'mere a sec.
[04:16] ---
    'Kay.
[04:18] Yurine
    Would you prefer a punch or a kick?
[04:21] Jsahin
    Um...
[04:23] Yurine
    A kick, you say?
SIGN    Flump
SIGN    Flump
SIGN    Pfft
SIGN    Pfft
[04:30] Jashin
    You moron!
[04:31] Jashin
    That's what you get for tryin' to kick me
    on a tatami floor wearing socks!
[04:37] Jashin
    What a moron!
SIGN    This isn't good...
[04:42] Yurine
    You're just a smart-aleck devil.
[04:45] Yurine
    A smart-aleck devil has
    the gall to laugh at me?
SIGN    Gaaaah
[04:54] Jashin
    My back! My back!
[04:58] Jashin
    Let me down!
[04:58] Yurine
    I always wanted to run a butcher shop.
[05:02] Yurine
    The more you struggle,
    the more it'll hurt as the hook digs in.
[05:03] Jashin
    Let me down! Please!
SIGN    Jashin-chan, keep it down! I can't concentrate on my paper!
SIGN    Hanazono Butcher Shop
SIGN    Hanazono Butcher Shop
[05:12] Shijimi
    Hello!
[05:14] Shijimi
    So, what should we have for dinner tonight?
[05:17] Fish
    I want snake!
[05:19] Shijimi
    Now, dear, butcher shops don't have snake.
[05:22] Fish
    They don't?
[05:24] Yurine
    We do.
[05:26] Jashin
    Flop, flop! Flop, flop!
[05:37] Jashin
    After my national health
    insurance payment for this month,
[05:40] Jashin
    I don't have any spending money left!
[05:43] Jashin
    What's wrong with this country?!
[05:43] Jashin
    National Health Insurance
[05:45] Jashin
    There's the national pension,
    Tokyo residential tax, ward tax...
SIGN    National Pension
SIGN    Tokyo Residential Tax
SIGN    Ward Tax
[05:48] Jashin
    And when you buy anything,
    there's a consumption tax, too!
SIGN    Consumption Tax
[05:51] Jashin
    Why is it so hard to live in this country?!
[05:54] DevilA
    That's how Japan is,
SIGN    World Sports Festival
SIGN    Leap beyond
    the summit!
[05:56] DevilA
    but they say holding the
    World Sports Festival here
[05:58] DevilA
    will boost the economy by trillions of yen!
SIGN    m 0 0 l 100 0 100 100 0 100
SIGN    This will won't
    be on the test
SIGN    X
SIGN    m 0 0 l 100 0 100 100 0 100
[06:03] DevilA
    Plus, all who volunteer as event staff
[06:05] DevilA
    will receive a prepaid card with
    1,000 yen on it for every work day!
[06:10] DevilA
    That's 1,000 yen per day,
    even though you're volunteering!
[06:13] DevilA
    How generous is that?! So generous!
SIGN    World Sports Festival
SIGN    Seeking Volunteers
SIGN    m 0 0 l 100 0 100 100 0 100
SIGN    m 0 0 l 100 0 100 100 0 100
SIGN    And for all who participate...?!
SIGN    A free prepaid
    card with 1,000
    yen per day!!
[06:17] Pekola
    A prepaid card with 1,000 yen per day
[06:20] Pekola
    for doing volunteer work
    in the hot midsummer sun?
[06:24] Pekola
    1,000 yen for a whole day's work...
[06:30] Pekola
    What a bounty!
[06:33] Jashin
    1,000 yen isn't even
    worth calling a side hustle!
[06:38] Jashin
    And Hell will be coming to
    collect my taxes pretty soon, too...
[06:44] Jashin
    I'll make more money by playing pachinko.
[06:48] Jashin
    What's...
[06:50] Poporon
    What are you doing here, Pino?
[06:52] Pino
    I'm working as the custodian here.
[06:55] Poporon
    You got a job as a custodian in
    the building where the devils live?
[06:59] Poporon
    You must be plotting something.
[07:01] Pino
    Yes!
[07:02] Poporon
    I knew it!
[07:03] Poporon
    Well, not that I care,
[07:06] Poporon
    but Pekola-sama was worried about you.
[07:08] Pino
    Well, I'm right here,
[07:11] Pino
    so you can tell her not to worry.
[07:13] Poporon
    Tell her yourself.
[07:15] Poporon
    I'm busy, you know.
[07:17] Pino
    What a brat...
[07:19] Pino
    Even back in Heaven,
    I never really liked you.
[07:23] Jashin
    Hey...
[07:25] Jashin
    What're you two angels having
    such a friendly chat about?
[07:28] Poporon
    Meat and Potatoes! Stay out of this!
[07:29] Pino
    Meat and Potatoes...
SIGN    Meat
    and
    Potatoes
SIGN    m 0 0 s 100 0 100 100 0 100 c
SIGN    m 0 0 s 100 0 100 100 0 100 c
SIGN    m 0 0 s 100 0 100 100 0 100 c
[07:30] Jashin
    Meat and Potatoes?
[07:31] Poporon
    What? I re-read volume 4 of
    the manga! I know that's right!
[07:35] Poporon
    Rewatch the anime!
    I mean, that's fine too, but...
[07:36] Pino
    Volume 4...
SIGN    Volume
    Four
[07:39] Jashin
    By the way, you two,
[07:40] Jashin
    do you pay your national health
    insurance payments in the human realm?
[07:44] Poporon
    I told you to stay out of this!
[07:46] Jashin
    Come on, answer me.
[07:48] Jashin
    Just answer me, mister!
[07:52] Jashin
    Who else do we call "mister"?
[07:53] DevilA
    Here.
SIGN    Okure
[07:54] Jashin
    Hmm, how about it?
[07:56] Poporon
    Ugh, what's your deal?! Yes, I pay mine!
[07:59] Pino
    I pay mine, too.
[08:00] Jashin
    Good for you two!
SIGN    Clap
[08:05] Jashin
    I wonder if Pekola does.
[08:07] Jashin
    I'll ask her next time I see her.
[08:09] Jashin
    But man, it really sucks, doesn't it?
[08:12] Jashin
    Having to pay national health
    insurance and everything else
[08:15] ---
    in both Hell and the human realm...
[08:17] Jashin
    You guys pay for both too, right?
[08:20] Poporon
    There are no taxes in Heaven.
[08:24] Jashin
    N-No taxes?! Is that place
    paradise or something?!
[08:28] Jashin
    Oh. I guess it is.
[08:30] Jashin
    That sounds awesome!
    Maybe I should move to Heaven!
[08:33] Jashin
    Funny, right?!
SIGN    Genesis
[08:36] Jashin
    Hey, you have ramen!
[08:39] Poporon
    That's for a delivery!
[08:41] Jashin
    The plastic wrap on these ramen
    bowls has a certain bounciness.
[08:46] JAshin
    It's not ordinary plastic wrap, is it?
[08:49] Poporon
    Hey!
[08:50] Jashin
    Chow time.
SIGN    Chow
    time
[08:51] Poporon
    No one said you could eat that!
[08:54] Pino
    What even brought this on?
[08:55] Jashin
    Ramen's so good!
[08:57] Jashin
    I don't think there's anyone who hates ramen!
SIGN    Oh, Poporon-chan!
[09:02] Minos
    The delivery was taking a while,
[09:04] Minos
    so I got worried and came to check on you.
SIGN    Genesis
SIGN    Jashin-chan is eating our ramen!
SIGN    m 0 0 l 100 0 100 100 0 100
SIGN    Her
    second
    bowl
[09:12] Minos
    Hey! That's our lunch you're eating!
[09:17] Jashin
    Sorry about that. I'll make
    something for you instead.
[09:21] Jashin
    You two are gonna eat some, too, right?
[09:27] Jashin
    Here you go! Jashin-chan's
    special omelet rice!
[09:32] Minos
    Jashin-chan's omelet rice is still the best!
SIGN    m 0 0 l 100 0 100 100 0 100
SIGN    Had two bowls of
    ramen, still eating
    omelet rice
[09:36] Poporon
    It's not as good as our chef's cooking,
[09:38] Poporon
    but it's not bad.
[09:40] Pino
    I'm not sure how I ended up sitting
    down for a meal with devils.
[09:45] Pink
    But... it is delicious.
[09:50] Poporon
    If you're going to live in the human realm,
[09:53] Poporon
    you'll just have to get used to this.
[09:57] Minos
    This is seriously good, Jashin-chan!
[09:59] Jashin
    For sure!
[10:00] Jashin
    I'm telling you, my omelet
    rice is the best in the world!
[10:05] Minos
    Totally! I could eat it forever!
[10:06] Pino
    It's delicious...
[10:07] Jashin
    Right?
[10:08] Minos
    Yeah!
[10:09] Mei
    After this, a swimsuit episode!
[10:11] Mei
    All of the fan service!
[10:16] Jashin
    Can you believe it?!
[10:18] Jashin
    I won a one-day private beach party
    in the shopping district lottery yet again!
[10:24] Jashin
    Huh? What am I talking about?
[10:26] Jashin
    Any Dropkick newbies asking that
[10:28] Jashin
    need to buy the disc release of
    season 1 and watch episode 12 right now!
SIGN    Dropkick
    on My Devil!
    Blu-ray
    2nd Box
[10:32] Jashin
    I won't let anyone say they
    don't know what happened!
[10:34] Jashin
    I owe it all to my cultists!
[10:38] Jashin
    Right, Tajiri?
[10:39] Pekola
    M-My name isn't Tajiri!
SIGN    Jashin-chan has legs!
[10:45] Minos
    Hey, you're right.
[10:48] Jashin
    I figured I should enjoy the beach
    in my perfect Jashin-chan figure today.
[10:56] Tangan
    Hello!
[10:57] Tangon
    Delivery for you!
[10:59] Jashin
    Tangan-chan!
[11:01] Jashin
    Ooh, did I level up
    without realizing again?
[11:04] Tangan
    No, it's nothing like that.
[11:07] Tangan
    Our records show that you squished
    a mayfly with your elbow recently.
[11:08] Jashin
    Dig, dig...
SIGN    Squish
[11:11] Tangan
    It's not quite a reward, but this is for you.
SIGN    Satan's
SIGN    Tears
[11:14] DevilA
    It's this stuff.
SIGN    m 0 0 l 100 0 100 100 0 100
SIGN    Satan's Tears
    A potion that makes
    Jashin-chan grow legs
    
    See Season 1, Episode 7
SIGN    m 0 0 l 100 0 100 100 0 100
SIGN    Satan's Tears
    A potion that makes
    Jashin-chan grow legs
    
    See Season 1, Episode 7
[11:15] Jashin
    For real? Over a little mayfly?
[11:18] Jashin
    Wow, how thoughtful!
[11:20] Jashin
    I had plans to go to the beach!
    Now I can grow legs and be an Insta-queen!
[11:26] Jashin
    Gross! It stinks even worse than last time!
[11:27] Tangan
    It was in storage,
    so it's past its expiration date.
[11:31] Tangan
    Even though it was only a mayfly,
[11:34] Tangan
    Satan-sama wanted to give you this gift.
[11:36] Tangan
    I'll be taking my leave now!
[11:41] Jashin
    That's what happened.
[11:42] Jashin
    So I drank that stinky-ass
    potion to grow legs again!
[11:47] Jashin
    Don't I look awesome?
[11:49] Medusa
    Yeah! You look great, Jashin-chan!
SIGN    No.
SIGN    It's lame that you destroyed the character that you'd built yourself up as.
SIGN    I prefer you with your usual gross lower half.
[12:00] Jashin
    Zazaas! Zazaas! Nasunazaas!
SIGN    Gross Lower Half!
SIGN    Gross Lower Half!
SIGN    Gross Lower Half!
SIGN    Gross Lower Half!
SIGN    Pfft
SIGN    Pfft
SIGN    Pfft
[12:07] Jashin
    That's it! Today, this bitch dies!
[12:10] Yurine
    Okay, I'll watch our stuff.
[12:12] Yurine
    You guys can go have fun.
[12:14] Jashin
    No one's around.
    You don't need to watch our stuff.
[12:19] Yurine
    I don't want to get a sunburn.
SIGN    Poporon-chan, Pekola-chan! Hurry up!
SIGN    Tajiri
SIGN    Tajiri
[12:25] Poporon
    She's not giving us much choice.
[12:27] Pekola
    Honestly, I never expected
    you to come with us.
[12:31] Poporon
    I only came because
    I happened to be off work.
[12:35] Jashin
    All right! We're gonna swim, too!
[12:38] Minos
    Yeah!
[12:39] Medusa
    Will my inner tube be okay?
    I hope it doesn't pop...
[12:43] Minos
    Take that!
[12:45] Poporon
    Cut it out!
[12:47] Yurine
    You're not going to swim, Miss Custodian?
[12:50] Pino
    No, I'll pass.
[12:53] Minos
    Join us, Medusa!
[12:55] Yurine
    Sorry for dragging you along.
[12:58] Poporon
    Here we go!
[13:00] Poporon
    Falling Leaf!
[13:08] Jashin
    Shiver
[13:08] Jashin
    Shiver
SIGN    Ahhh...
SIGN    Ahhh...
[13:14] Minos
    W-Wai—
[13:14] Minos
    Jashin-chan, you didn't!
[13:17] Medusa
    Jashin-chan! Tell me you're joking!
[13:21] Pino
    I can't understand it.
[13:24] Pino
    How can angels and devils have fun together?
[13:27] Pekola
    Oh, no! Leg cramp!
[13:27] Pino
    When Pekola-sama lived in Heaven,
[13:29] Poporon
    Hilarious!
[13:29] Pino
    she absolutely detested devils.
SIGN    Pekola-chan, are you okay?
[13:32] Pino
    Poporon, too.
[13:36] Yurine
    Being around Jashin-chan
    and the rest changes you.
[13:41] Yurine
    Lots of new faces keep showing up,
    whether they're angels or devils.
[13:45] Yurine
    It makes every day so lively
    that even I can't help but enjoy it.
[13:50] Yurine
    You might find yourself changing, too.
[13:57] Jashin
    All that swimming wore me out.
[14:00] Yurine
    I cut up some watermelon for everyone.
[14:03] All
    Yay!
SIGN    Jashin-chan, did you really pee in the ocean?
[14:08] Jashin
    I don't know, did I?
SIGN    You should stop doing dumb things and act like a girl for a change.
[14:16] Jashin
    Shut up! Watermelon seed machine gun!
SIGN    Splat
SIGN    Splat
[14:22] Yurine
    That's disgusting.
[14:25] Yurine
    Want me to plant this seed inside you
    and grow watermelons in your body?
SIGN    Eep!
SIGN    Eep!
[14:31] Yurine
    It'll suck all the nutrients out of
    you and give us a lovely watermelon.
SIGN    Ice
[14:37] Yusa
    Ice here!
SIGN    Ice
SIGN    Ice
[14:39] Yusa
    Anyone need some ice?
[14:41] Jashin
    Yusa! Koji!
[14:42] DevilA
    What?
[14:43] Yusa
    Oh, look. You're all here.
[14:45] Yurine
    You're doing business even out here?
[14:48] Yusa
    Yes.
[14:48] Yusa
    But there's no one at this beach,
    so we haven't sold a thing.
[14:53] Jashin
    Probably because it's a private beach.
[14:55] Yurine
    Since they're here, do you
    guys want some shaved ice?
SIGN    I do!
[14:59] Yusa
    Oh, we aren't selling shaved ice this year.
SIGN    Ice
[15:02] Yusa
    We have crushed ice now.
SIGN    Ice
SIGN    Ice
SIGN    Ice
SIGN    Ice
[15:05] Yurine
    Why?
[15:06] Yusa
    We made a fortune with
    our fluffy shaved ice last year,
[15:10] Yusa
    so we thought we'd try
    the opposite this year.
[15:13] Yurine
    That's quite a bold change of direction.
[15:20] Jashin
    Hey, Koji, I think you
    got a little too much sun.
[15:24] Jashin
    The melanin increase is
    making moles pop up all over you!
[15:30] Yurine
    Jashin-chan.
[15:36] Yurine
    What? You want to break a watermelon?
[15:39] Yurine
    I'm sorry. I already cut up our watermelon.
[15:43] Yurine
    But since we did come
    all the way to the beach,
[15:46] Yurine
    it'd be nice to at least
    enjoy the feel of it, right?
[15:57] Jashin
    D-Don't do it!
[15:59] Yurine
    I'd be happy to wait until
    a watermelon grows inside your body,
[16:03] Yurine
    but we don't have that
    kind of time, so this will do.
[16:13] Jashin
    Whoa, Koji!
[16:14] Jashin
    That's the kind of thing
    I'd kill you to have!
[16:17] Yurine
    Now, let's put your blindfold on.
[16:23] Jashin
    Not me! You're supposed to
    blindfold the one with the sword!
[16:30] Jashin
    Wait... This is one of those things
    good kids shouldn't try at home.
SIGN    A little to the right!
[16:36] Minos
    Straight ahead!
[16:38] Jashin
    She can see, you idiots!
[16:42] Jashin
    Wait...
[16:43] Jashin
    D-Don't... Don't!
[16:46] Jashin
    Don't do it!
[16:49] Jashin
    Hey, what's that?!
[16:51] Yurine
    You can't even see anything.
[16:53] Yurine
    Did you think she'd fall
    for a basic ruse like that?
[16:55] Yurine
    Go on. Finish it in one blow.
[16:57] Jashin
    It's my mind's eye!
    I can see it with my mind's eye!
SIGN    Wh-What?
SIGN    Something really is drifting this way.
[17:06] Minos
    What is that?
SIGN    What is it?
[17:17] Medusa
    A coffin?
[17:20] Yurine
    Oh, wow. It's a juicy one.
[17:23] Jashin
    Hey, all of you! At least glance over here!
[17:26] Jashin
    Hey! Are you listening?!
    Hey! Look over here, I said!
[17:27] Yusa
    Well, we should get back to selling ice now.
[17:31] Yurine
    Okay. See you later.
[17:34] Jashin
    Hey! Take the sword out first, damn it!
SIGN    m 0 0 l 100 0 100 100 0 100
SIGN    They pulled it up
    onto the beach
[17:38] Medusa
    Why did a coffin drift in from the ocean?
[17:41] Minos
    Is there someone inside it?
SIGN    Hello?
SIGN    Knock
SIGN    Knock
SIGN    Knock
SIGN    Knock
SIGN    Th-There is someone inside!
[17:57] Jashin
    Damn that Koji!
[17:59] Jashin
    Next time I see her,
    I'll make her pay for that!
[18:10] Jashin
    Sh-She's strong... like, really strong...
SIGN    m 0 0 l 100 0 100 100 0 100
SIGN    Sinking
    into the sand
[18:16] Jashin
    Damn it, let go of me!
[18:18] Jashin
    Ow!
SIGN    Chomp
SIGN    Chomp
SIGN    Chomp
[18:19] Jashin
    Cut that out!
[18:20] Jashin
    Getting bitten by a monster like you
    could give me some weird disease!
[18:26] Jashin
    Ow, ow, ow, ow!
SIGN    Wahahahaha
SIGN    Wahahahaha
SIGN    Wahahahaha
SIGN    Wahahahaha
SIGN    Nom
[18:27] Yurine
    "Could give me some weird disease," she says!
SIGN    Nom
[18:31] Jashin
    Quit laughing and help me!
[18:33] Minos
    Hey!
[18:34] Minos
    Let go of Jashin-chan!
SIGN    Grab
SIGN    Grab
SIGN    Grab
[18:38] Minos
    She's really strong...
[18:40] Mesuda
    Someone who's evenly matched with Minos...
SIGN    Nnnngh
[18:42] Medusa
    She's incredible.
[18:53] Kyon
    I...
[18:53] Kyon
    I broke into pieces...
[18:56] Kyon
    Help...
[19:03] Medusa
    It looks like super glue did the trick.
[19:07] Kyon
    Sorry for attacking you out of the blue.
[19:09] Kyon
    I thought you were an enemy.
[19:11] Jashin
    Save the sudden attacks for steak!
[19:16] Kyon
    I come from Hell China.
[19:19] Kyon
    I'm Kyon-Kyon the jiangshi.
[19:21] Yurine
    Jiangshi?
[19:22] Yurine
    The things that hop around and go still
    when you slap a talisman on them?
SIGN    Slap
[19:25] Yurine
    The ones you see in movies from Hong Kong?
SIGN    Slap
[19:28] Jashin
    Oh, I know what those are.
[19:30] Jashin
    The Taiwanese drama version
[19:31] Jashin
    starred a pretty young girl and
    a chubby boy with a bowl cut.
[19:38] Jashin
    Did you know they were actually siblings?
[19:40] Yurine
    I did not, and I don't care, either.
[19:43] Kyon
    They were low-ranked jiangshi.
[19:45] Kyon
    I'm high-ranked, so I can
    act on my own free will.
[19:49] Medusa
    Why did you come to the
    human realm, Kyon-Kyon?
[19:52] Kyon
    I'm glad you asked!
[19:54] Kyon
    I want to be a human!
[19:57] Jashin
    Huh?
[19:58] Kyon
    One of the higher-ups in Hell China
[20:00] Kyon
    said that if I do good deeds and
    act in a way that's helpful to humans,
[20:03] Kyon
    I can become a human one day!
[20:06] Jashin
    No way, that's not happening.
[20:08] Jashin
    Your higher-ups pulled one over on you.
[20:12] Jashin
    As if a jiangshi who's already dead
    could actually become a human!
[20:17] Kyon
    But I came here because
    that's what I was told...
[20:24] Medusa
    Why do you want to be a human?
[20:28] Kyon
    I love humans!
[20:33] Kyon
    Where are all of you going after this?
[20:36] Yurine
    To Tokyo.
[20:37] Kyon
    Tokyo, huh?
[20:39] Kyon
    Tokyo has lots of humans.
[20:41] Kyon
    Maybe there's something
    I can do to be helpful!
[20:44] Kyon
    Please take me with you!
[20:47] Yurine
    Sure.
[20:48] Yurine
    I'd feel bad just leaving you here, anyway.
[20:51] Kyon
    Xie xie!
SIGN    Um...
SIGN    Jashin-chan is acting strange...
[20:58] Jashin
    Sorry. I'm becoming a jiangshi.
[21:08] Kyon
    It's because I bit her earlier...
[21:11] Kyon
    I'm sorry.
SIGN    Pfft
[21:16] Minos
    Don't worry! Knowing Jashin-chan,
    she'll be back to normal in no time!
[21:22] Medusa
    Jashin-chan, wait!
[21:25] DevilA
    Being bitten by a jiangshi
    turns one into a jiangshi.
[21:28] DevilA
    This is unrelated to the saying,
    "A mummy hunter becomes a mummy."
[23:10] Jashin
    Medusa, wanna rest your head on my lap?
[23:12] Medusa
    What's this? The prelude
    to a natural disaster?
[23:15] Jashin
    I thought I should be the pillow
    for once! Come on!
[23:17] Medusa
    O-Okay, then...
[23:20] Medusa
    Your lap is so soft, Jashin-chan.
[23:23] Medusa
    But the scales are a bit rough...
[23:25] Jashin
    If you're gonna complain, forget it!
[23:27] Medusa
    No, I'm really happy that
    you're lending me your lap.
[23:31] Jashin
    O-Oh, all right. Just a little longer, then.
[23:35] Jashin
    You can pee yourself with
    excitement if you want.
[23:37] Medusa
    I'm not going to do that.

Season 2 - Dropkick on My Devil!! Dash

E5 - Untitled

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[01:30] Jashin
    Breakfast is served!
[01:37] Yurine
    Bread again today, huh?
[01:39] Jashin
    Just be grateful you get breakfast at all.
[01:42] Yurine
    Yeah, but we've been eating
    this same bread for a week now.
[01:46] Jashin
    Of course we have!
[01:48] Jashin
    It's the trade-in stickers
    on this bread that I'm after!
SIGN    m 50 0 b 100 0 100 100 50 100 b 0 100 0 0 50 0
SIGN    m 50 0 b 100 0 100 100 50 100 b 0 100 0 0 50 0
SIGN    Super
    Buttery
    Rolls
SIGN    Super
    Buttery
    Rolls
SIGN    m 50 0 b 100 0 100 100 50 100 b 0 100 0 0 50 0
SIGN    m 50 0 b 100 0 100 100 50 100 b 0 100 0 0 50 0
SIGN    Super
    Buttery
    Rolls
SIGN    Super
    Buttery
    Rolls
SIGN    m 50 0 b 100 0 100 100 50 100 b 0 100 0 0 50 0
SIGN    m 50 0 b 100 0 100 100 50 100 b 0 100 0 0 50 0
SIGN    Super
    Buttery
    Rolls
SIGN    Super
    Buttery
    Rolls
SIGN    m 0 0 l 0 0 l 23 0 b 24 0 24 1 24 1 l 24 14 b 24 15 23 15 23 15 l -21 15 b -21 15 -22 15 -22 14 l -22 1 b -22 1 -22 1 -22 1 b -22 1 -22 0 -21 0 l -21 0 b -21 0 -21 0 -21 0 b -21 0 -21 0 -21 0
SIGN    Super Bread Promo Campaign
[01:52] Yurine
    You're collecting those?
[01:54] Jashin
    Well, it's not the stickers
    themselves I'm collecting.
[01:57] Yurine
    Yeah, okay...
[01:59] Yurine
    And? What do you get once you have enough?
[02:03] Jashin
    Well, actually...
[02:04] Yurine
    Actually?
[02:06] Jashin
    Get this!
[02:07] Jashin
    Anyone who gets enough stickers
SIGN    Tibetan
    Sand Fox
[02:10] Jashin
    will receive this Tibetan sand fox tote bag!
SIGN    Tibetan
    Sand Fox
SIGN    Tibetan
    Sand Fox
SIGN    Tibetan
    Sand Fox
SIGN    Tibetan
    Sand Fox
SIGN    Tibetan
    Sand Fox
SIGN    Tibetan
    Sand Fox
SIGN    Tibetan
    Sand Fox
[02:16] Jashin
    What?! Yurine's looking at me with
    an expression like a Tibetan sand fox!
[02:20] Jashin
    You can see the thirst in her eyes!
[02:22] Jashin
    Why is she looking at me like that?!
[02:27] Yurine
    Okay, I guess. So we'll be eating
    this bread for a while, then.
[02:31] Yurine
    How many points do you need, anyway?
[02:34] Jashin
    Fifteen points.
[02:36] Yurine
    Fifteen points?!
[02:37] Yurine
    And one bag gets you one point?
[02:39] Yurine
    This'll take forever.
[02:41] Jashin
    It's all for the Tibetan sand fox.
[02:43] Jashin
    You have to do your best to eat it, too!
[02:45] Yurine
    All right, fine.
[02:47] Yurine
    I guess it's, okay since it's cute.
[02:49] Jashin
    You really do get it, Yurine!
[02:52] Jashin
    Here, pack some of these for your lunch!
SIGN    m 50 0 b 100 0 100 100 50 100 b 0 100 0 0 50 0
SIGN    m 50 0 b 100 0 100 100 50 100 b 0 100 0 0 50 0
SIGN    Super
    Buttery
    Rolls
SIGN    Super
    Buttery
    Rolls
[02:54] Yurine
    No way.
[03:03] Yurine
    Good morning.
[03:05] Pino
    Oh, Hanazono-san. Good morning.
[03:07] Yurine
    See you later.
[03:08] Pino
    Have a good day.
[03:09] TV
    Therefore, I want everyone to know that
    horsetail shoots grow beneath horsetails,
[03:14] TV
    are shaped like brushes, and are edible.
[03:18] TV
    Wait, that's not right.
[03:19] TV
    Coming back to the topic, aren't those
    straw sacks the things we store rice in?
[03:24] TV
    So I would weave them out
    of straw. That's what I'm saying.
[03:25] Jashin
    I'm tired of the Wide Show.
[03:27] TV
    Back in my day, whenever us kids went to town,
[03:28] Jashin
    I have nothing else to do
    after Yurine leaves, though.
SIGN    m 0 0 l 100 0 100 100 0 100
SIGN    Volume
SIGN    m 0 0 l 100 0 100 100 0 100
SIGN    Channel
SIGN    Sound
SIGN    Mute
SIGN    m 0 0 l 100 0 100 100 0 100
SIGN    TV Guide
SIGN    m 0 0 l 100 0 100 100 0 100
SIGN    Home
[03:30] ---
    we'd find horsetail shoots and eat them.
[03:32] TV
    But you can't weave sacks
    from horsetail shoots!
[03:35] TV
    Am I wrong? They're too short to—
SIGN    m 0 0 l 100 0 100 100 0 100
SIGN    Volume
SIGN    m 0 0 l -16 0 l -16 6 l 0 11 l 16 6 l 16 0
SIGN    Live Morning TV!
SIGN    Live Morning TV!
SIGN    Heated Debate!

[03:49] Jashin
    What the heck are they doing?
SIGN    m 0 0 l -16 0 l -16 6 l 0 11 l 16 6 l 16 0
SIGN    Live Morning TV!
SIGN    Live Morning TV!
SIGN    Heated Debate!
[03:53] Jashin
    With the sound off,
    I have no idea what's going on!
SIGN    m 0 0 l -16 0 l -16 6 l 0 11 l 16 6 l 16 0
SIGN    Live Morning TV!
SIGN    Live Morning TV!
SIGN    Heated Debate!
[04:01] Jashin
    Now this is interesting!
SIGN    Beth
[04:12] Jashin
    Roll, roll, roll, roll...
[04:15] Jashin
    Roll, roll, roll, roll...
[04:17] Jashin
    Roll, roll, roll...
[04:19] Jashin
    Well, no use in rolling around all day.
[04:23] Jashin
    I'll do some chores to work up an appetite.
[04:26] Jashin
    All for the Tibetan sand fox!
[04:54] Jashin
    No better time for lunch
    than after the chores are done.
SIGN    I know you slept with him!
[05:00] TV
    I wanna get out of prison soon
    and watch Dropkick on My Devil*!
SIGN    Don't be tied down by common sense!
[05:04] TV
    Why would you wanna do that?
SIGN    Who decided monogamy was the only way?!
[05:06] TV
    Don't watch it. You can't stand gore, anyway.
SIGN    Okay, fine!
[05:08] TV
    Yeah, I know,
SIGN    Then, you can repent in Hell!
[05:11] TV
    but I like Poporon-chan and Pino-chan.
[05:13] TV
    I love them!
[05:16] TV
    You left out Pekola!
[05:18] TV
    I forgot about her.
SIGN    You didn't turn to look back at me!
    I was so sad!
[05:20] TV
    Did you actually contribute*
    to the crowdfunding?
SIGN    I knew . . .
[05:24] TV
    Of course I did.
SIGN    But I . . .
[05:25] TV
    The Pekola package was the only option.
SIGN    I have hemorrhoids!
SIGN    You mean you're a bottom?!
[05:28] TV
    Then you should be supporting Pekola!
[05:30] TV
    I will!
SIGN    To Be Continued
[05:33] Jashin
    I end up watching this
    foreign drama every week.
[05:36] Jashin
    We could totally do a live-action
    Dropkick on My Devil if we ever got the offer.
[05:41] Jashin
    I'd prefer to have Momoe-chan play me,
[05:44] Jashin
    but I've been negotiating for
    1,000 Years-san and 4,000 Years-san, too.
[05:48] Jashin
    Just waiting for someone to make an offer!
[05:53] TV
    I am the Pigeon Baron!
[05:55] TV
    I'm super evil!
[05:57] TV
    And the super evil Pigeon Baron is here
[05:59] TV
    to tell you that it's 3:00!
[06:01] Jashin
    The Pigeon Baron's so badass.
[06:03] Jashin
    He's so damn cool. I wanna be like him.
[06:08] Jashin
    Wait! 3:00! It's snack time!
[06:15] Jashin
    Yum.
[06:16] Jashin
    But eating this same bread
    every few hours is getting old.
[06:22] Jashin
    I wonder if this is how that four-eyed kid
    who ate all the Memory Bread felt...
[06:29] Jashin
    I want that tote bag, though!
[06:31] Jashin
    And I don't want to use online
    auctions or marketplace apps!
[06:33] Jashin
    I want to get it on my own!
[06:35] Jashin
    But I can't just keep the stickers
    and throw away the bread!
[06:40] Jashin
    I can't have a repeat of that
    tragic chocolate incident!
[06:43] Jashin
    People who waste food are fools!
[06:45] Jashin
    I'll never forgive those jerks who thought
    they could just throw money around!
[06:49] Jashin
    Think! Isn't there a more
    effective way to get points?!
[06:54] Jashin
    Oh, of course. I'll just get them to help.
[06:59] Minos
    Sure!
[07:00] Minos
    I like this bread, anyway. I'll help you.
SIGN    m 0 0 l 100 0 100 100 0 100
SIGN    Them
[07:03] Minos
    Nothing beats one of these with a glass
    of milk after a day of delivering milk!
[07:08] Minos
    Right?
[07:08] Jashin
    I really appreciate it.
SIGN    I can't eat as many as you do.
[07:13] Minos
    You'll never get stronger that way!
[07:15] Medusa
    I'd like to help you, too,
[07:18] Medusa
    but they don't sell that bread in Hell.
[07:20] Jashin
    So buy it in the human realm. By the box.
[07:23] Medusa
    By the box?
[07:24] Jashin
    Take this one for starters!
[07:26] Jashin
    I'll be calling to make sure
    you're actually eating it!
[07:29] Jashin
    Send me photos to prove it, too!
[07:31] Medusa
    B-But this bread has a lot
    of calories, so I'd gain weight...
[07:35] Medusa
    Okay, okay...
[07:37] Jashin
    All right, I'm counting on all of you!
[07:43] Jashin
    That should make it
    a little easier to get enough.
[07:46] Jashin
    Pretty soon, I'll have
    a whole sheet filled in!
SIGN    Super Bread Promo Campaign
SIGN    Get a Tibetan Sand Fox Tote Bag!
SIGN    Place your stickers on this sheet !
[07:50] Jashin
    But I need one to use, one to save,
[07:51] Jashin
    Tibetan
    Sand Fox
[07:52] Jashin
    Tibetan
    Sand Fox
[07:53] Jashin
    Tibetan
    Sand Fox
[07:53] Jashin
    and one to look at,
    meaning I'll need three in total.
[07:56] Jashin
    I gotta go buy more bread!
[07:58] Jashin
    Oh, I know. I'll get her to help, too.
[08:04] Pekola
    Y-You're really giving all of this to me?
[08:07] Jashin
    Sure.
[08:09] Jashin
    Just make sure you don't throw
    away the stickers on the bags.
[08:12] Pekola
    That won't be a problem!
[08:13] Pekola
    Wow, so much bread for me!
[08:15] Pekola
    I'll save so much money! Thank you!
[08:18] Jashin
    See ya, Tajiri. Don't forget to worship me.
[08:22] Jashin
    Get on your hands and knees and
    thank me with your entire body and soul.
[08:26] Jashin
    I am your evil god!
[08:29] Pekola
    God? Aren't you a devil?
[08:32] Pekola
    Still...
SIGN    Super
    Buttery
    Rolls
SIGN    Super
    Buttery
    Rolls
[08:33] Pekola
    She gave all this to me,
    the homeless angel shivering in the park...
SIGN    m 50 0 b 100 0 100 100 50 100 b 0 100 0 0 50 0
SIGN    m 50 0 b 100 0 100 100 50 100 b 0 100 0 0 50 0
[08:37] Pekola
    She's a devil performing
    the charity of an angel.
[08:40] Pekola
    I'll just offer a casual prayer
    asking God to bless you.
[08:46] Pekola
    I hope the other angels
    aren't watching me right now...
[08:51] DevilA
    Tajiri, yer out!
[08:55] Pekola
    My name is not Tajiri!
[08:57] DevilA
    Genesis
[08:59] DevilA
    So...
[09:00] DevilA
    With everyone's help,
    she collected lots of stickers,
[09:04] DevilA
    and a few months later...
[09:05] Jashin
    It's finally here!
[09:08] Jashin
    I've really been stretching
    my neck out waiting for this!
[09:13] Jashin
    One to use, one to save, and one to look at!
[09:16] Jashin
    Three in all!
[09:22] Yurine
    What's wrong?
[09:23] ---
    Tibetan
    Sand Fox
[09:25] Jashin
    I was obsessed with this thing
    when I was collecting the points,
[09:28] Jashin
    but now that I have it, I feel nothing.
[09:32] Jashin
    In fact, it feels like all of it...
[09:35] Jashin
    ...was in vain!
[09:38] Yurine
    You're saying this after all you
    put us through to help you?
[09:43] Yurine
    But I guess I can understand how
    the collection process itself is fun.
[09:49] Jashin
    I wasted all that time and money!
[09:54] Yurine
    Sheesh.
SIGN    m 0 0 l 100 0 100 100 0 100
SIGN    A Few Days Later
SIGN    Tibetan
SIGN    Sand
SIGN    Fox
[09:58] Jashin
    This time, you can get a
    Tibetan sand fox plate!
SIGN    Tibetan
SIGN    Sand
SIGN    Fox
SIGN    Tibetan
SIGN    Sand
SIGN    Fox
SIGN    Tibetan
SIGN    Sand
SIGN    Fox
SIGN    Tibetan
SIGN    Sand
SIGN    Fox
SIGN    Tibetan
SIGN    Sand
SIGN    Fox
SIGN    Tibetan
SIGN    Sand
SIGN    Fox
[10:02] Jashin
    The item to buy is cup ramen!
[10:04] Jashin
    We're all gonna be eating lots of ramen!
[10:06] All
    You didn't learn a thing.
[10:14] Pekola
    So grateful! So grateful!
[10:22] Jashin
    Beth! Devil fusion time!
[10:27] Jashin
    Scoot, scoot, scoot...
[10:37] Fusion
    Nice to meet ya.
SIGN    Fus
SIGN    ion
[10:40] Yurine
    I have all these pouches and tote
    bags that came free with magazines.
[10:44] Jashin
    Why'd you buy them if
    you're not going to use them?
[10:47] Yurine
    You're one to talk.
[10:49] Yurine
    Something just made me
    feel compelled to buy them.
[10:52] Yurine
    Remember what I said
    before the commercials?
[10:53] Yurine
    The collection process itself is fun.
[10:56] Jashin
    Oh, for sure. I totally get that.
[11:00] Yurine
    I always notice the
    smell these freebies have.
[11:06] Jashin
    Let me try.
[11:10] Jashin
    Th-That's a unique smell...
[11:14] Medusa
    Oh, isn't this...
[11:19] Jashin
    What is it?
[11:21] Jashin
    It feels familiar, for some reason.
[11:24] Jashin
    Like something I smelled a long
    time ago, when I was a little kid...
SIGN    100 YEN Shop
SIGN    Inverted
SIGN    Cross
SIGN    — Several Thousand Years Ago - Hell —
[11:31] Jashin
    What should I buy?
[11:34] Jashin
    Medusa, this is really cool!
[11:37] Medusa
    Wow, it looks strong!
SIGN    Yokozuna
[11:39] Jashin
    I bet this is really valuable!
[11:42] Medusa
    I think it's just 100 yen.
[11:44] Jashin
    Huh?
[11:45] Medusa
    I mean, this is a 100 yen shop.
[11:47] Jashin
    Oh, yeah!
SIGN    Dog
SIGN    Dog
[11:49] Medusa
    This is cute!
[11:51] Jashin
    Really? You think so?
[11:53] Medusa
    Yeah! It's super cute!
[11:55] Minos
    Let me see.
[11:56] Minos
    Aw, looks nice.
[11:58] Medusa
    Right? I'm getting this!
[12:00] Jashin
    I see! Okay, then, I'll buy it for you!
[12:04] Medusa
    What? Really?
[12:05] Minos
    You, Jashin-chan? For real?
[12:07] Minos
    Do you have the money?
[12:09] Jashin
    It's 100 yen. Of course I have that.
[12:12] Medusa
    Thanks, Jashin-chan!
[12:14] Medusa
    I'll use it as a pencil case!
SIGN    Year 3 Pazuzu Class
SIGN    — The Next Day —
[12:16] Goblin
    Gross!
[12:18] Goblin
    Medusa's pencil case stinks!
[12:21] Goblin
    It smells like cheap plastic!
[12:24] Goblin
    Like, it reeks!
[12:26] Ganesha
    Gross!
[12:28] Skull
    And it says "Dog" on it!
[12:34] Jashin
    I bought yakisoba bread
    from the school store.
[12:39] Jashin
    What's wrong?
[12:41] Medusa
    Jashin-chan...
[12:42] Medusa
    The boys said my pencil case stinks...
[12:47] Jashin
    What?!
[12:48] Medusa
    And they laughed
    because it says "Dog" on it...
[12:51] Jashin
    Say what?!
[12:52] Jashin
    Who was it?!
[12:54] Jashin
    Who said her pencil case stinks?!
[12:59] Jashin
    Wait, it does stink!
SIGN    Dog
[13:00] Jashin
    Also, "Dog"? It just says "Dog"!
[13:04] Jashin
    Wait... So what if it does?!
[13:07] Jashin
    Who cares?!
[13:08] Jashin
    Get out here!
[13:10] Jashin
    Was it you?!
[13:11] Jashin
    Was it you?!
[13:12] Jashin
    Who was it, damn it?!
[13:14] Jashin
    Who was it?!
SIGN    Beef
[13:16] Minos
    I'm glad I was able to buy a beef burger.
[13:18] Jashin
    Show yourself, you coward!
[13:21] Medusa
    Jashin-chan, it's okay, really!
[13:23] Minos
    Hey, calm down!
[13:24] Medusa
    C'mon...
[13:24] Jashin
    It is not okay!
[14:28] Yurine
    It actually got that bad?
[14:31] Jashin
    It really pissed me off at
    the time, for some reason.
[14:34] Yurine
    You're always so mean to Medusa,
[14:37] Yurine
    but when other people
    do it, you go off on them.
[14:40] Medusa
    Jashin-chan's actually very kind at heart!
[14:44] Jashin
    I-I am not! There's not one
    measly shred of kindness in me!
[14:48] Jashin
    I'm a devil, remember?
[14:50] Jashin
    I just couldn't sit around and let them
    make fun of something I bought for you.
[14:57] Jashin
    What?! You got a problem with that?!
[15:00] Yurine
    Nope.
[15:01] Yurine
    Okay, then, here.
[15:03] Yurine
    If the smell means that much to you,
    then you two can have them all.
[15:07] Jashin
    I don't want these! You just can't
    be bothered to throw them away!
[15:10] Medusa
    You know, the smell of that pencil
    case went away over time as I used it.
[15:14] Jashin
    There you go, Yurine.
[15:16] Jashin
    So use 'em!
[15:19] Mei
    Monolith!
[15:21] Mei
    You're so black and square!
[15:23] Mei
    So kwoote! Yes!
[15:40] Imp
    It's 7:00.
[15:44] Medusa
    Oh, right...
[15:46] Medusa
    Good morning.
[15:52] Medusa
    Who was that, anyway?
[15:56] Medusa
    Mornings in Hell are a lot darker
    than mornings in the human realm.
[16:02] Medusa
    I like mornings in the human realm better.
[16:07] Medusa
    Today's my birthday.
[16:10] Medusa
    I hope something good happens!
[16:29] DevilA
    Whoa, hey... Is this for real?
[16:31] DevilA
    I forgot to start recording...
[16:33] Tsuchinoko
    Where's my fan service scene?
[16:35] Tsuchinoko
    Hey! Why am I blurred?!
[16:36] DevilA
    We can't show that.
    It's a little too extreme.
[16:37] Tsuchinoko
    Why?! Why?! I'm offering fanservice!
SIGN    Jashin-chan
[16:46] Medusa
    It's Jashin-chan.
[16:48] Medusa
    Could it be...
[16:49] Medusa
    Hello, Jashin-cha—
[16:52] Jashin
    Medusa! Hel—
[16:54] Medusa
    Jashin-chan?! What happened?!
SIGN    Mount Takao
SIGN    Mount Takao
SIGN    Takaosanguchi
    Station
SIGN    Takaosanguchi
    Station
SIGN    Takaosanguchi
    Station
[17:08] DevilA
    That's not "Takaoyamaguchi Station."
    It's read "Takaosanguchi Station."
[17:20] Medusa
    What could have happened to Jashin-chan?
[17:24] Medusa
    I'm on my way! Please be okay, Jashin-chan!
[17:32] Medusa
    Jashin-chan! What happened?!
[17:34] Yurine
    She blew all of our money on pachinko again.
[17:38] Jashin
    I was sure it was going to pay out today!
[17:40] Yurine
    I guess I'll really have
    to kill you this time.
[17:43] Jashin
    Help me!
[17:45] Medusa
    How much did you spend?
[17:47] Jashin
    Forty thousand...
[17:48] Medusa
    Oh, all right.
[17:52] Jashin
    Thanks!
SIGN    Sea Urchin
[17:58] Jashin
    My money!
SIGN    Sea Urchin
[18:00] Yurine
    You should be more worried about your hand!
SIGN    Sea Urchin
SIGN    Sea Urchin
SIGN    Sea Urchin
SIGN    Sea Urchin
SIGN    Sea Urchin
SIGN    Sea Urchin
SIGN    Sea Urchin
SIGN    Sea Urchin
SIGN    Sea Urchin
SIGN    Sea Urchin
SIGN    Sea Urchin
SIGN    Sea Urchin
SIGN    Sea Urchin
[18:29] Jashin
    If you pity me, give me money.
SIGN    Sea Urchin
SIGN    Sea Urchin
SIGN    Sea Urchin
SIGN    Sea Urchin
SIGN    Sea Urchin
[18:33] Jashin
    If you pity me, give me money!
[18:35] Jashin
    If you pity me, give me money!
[18:38] Jashin
    If you pity me, give me money!
[18:40] Jashin
    If you pity me, give me money!
[18:44] Jashin
    If you pity me, give me money!
[18:50] Jashin
    Medusa! Get the super glue!
SIGN    Sea Urchin
[18:54] Medusa
    Super glue!
[18:54] Medusa
    S-Stapler! Stapler!
[18:54] Jashin
    Hurry! Hurry, Medusa!
SIGN    Sticking
    Out
SIGN    Misaligned
[18:59] Medusa
    I glued it back on!
[19:00] Jashin
    Thanks.
[19:02] Yurine
    That money...
[19:03] Yurine
    You need to return it to Medusa.
[19:06] Jashin
    No!
[19:09] Medusa
    Jashin-chan regrets what
    she did! She really does!
[19:12] Yurine
    You're too soft, Medusa.
[19:13] Yurine
    If she regretted it, she wouldn't
    keep doing it over and over.
[19:17] Medusa
    But...
[19:19] Yurine
    Look at the time.
[19:21] Yurine
    I need to get going.
[19:24] Yurine
    Make sure you give that
    money back to Medusa.
[19:27] Yurine
    And do something about the
    money you burned through.
[19:34] Jashin
    Here's your money back.
[19:37] Medusa
    I'll loan it to you.
[19:38] Jashin
    Huh?
[19:39] Medusa
    Don't tell Yurine-san, okay?
[19:42] Jashin
    Medusa!
[19:45] Jashin
    Okay! I'll become a famous
    YouTuber and pay you back!
[19:49] Medusa
    Try to be realistic...
[19:51] Jashin
    Didn't you know that I'm already
    a well-known virtual YouTuber?
[19:56] Medusa
    All of that money goes
    toward administrative expenses.
[19:59] Medusa
    You'll never see any of it.
[20:03] Medusa
    Well, I'm going to head back now.
[20:05] Medusa
    I'll come again soon.
[20:07] Jashin
    Wait!
[20:09] Jashin
    Here.
[20:11] Jashin
    Here.
[20:13] Medusa
    Uh... what is it?
[20:15] Jashin
    Today is... you know... your...
[20:20] Medusa
    You remembered?
[20:23] Jashin
    Are you dumb?
[20:25] Jashin
    There's no way I'd forget.
[20:27] Jashin
    Here. Don't worry,
    I bought it with my own money.
[20:33] Medusa
    Jashin-chan...
[20:35] Medusa
    I was right! You really are kind!
[20:39] Jashin
    Like hell I am!
[20:40] Jashin
    I'm a devil, remember?!
[20:45] Jashin
    Happy birthday, Medusa.
[20:51] Medusa
    Thanks!
[20:59] Meduda
    Today was a great day!
[21:02] Medusa
    I wonder what Jashin-chan got for me.
SIGN    Costume
SIGN    Costume
SIGN    Costume
SIGN    Costume
SIGN    Ninja
SIGN    Super cool!
SIGN    From Jashin-chan
SIGN    From Jashin-chan
[22:50] (Flashback) Jashin
    I love you, Medusa!
[22:53] (Flashback) Medusa
    Jashin-chan!
SIGN    Dog
[23:10] Minos
    Okay, today, we're gonna run 666 laps between
    Jinbocho and Tokyo Station at full speed!
SIGN    Huh?! That'd be the same as running from here to Chitose, Hokkaido, and back!
SIGN    That's impossible!
[23:20] Minos
    No, you've gotta build up more,
[23:21] Minos
    or you'll never win the trail race
    from Toyama Bay to Suruga Bay!
SIGN    The one that crosses Japan from the Northern Alps to the Southern Alps,
SIGN    that covers 415 kilometers of altitude extremes and takes seven days to complete,
SIGN    famed worldwide for how grueling it is?! Who would run in that?!
[23:33] Minos
    You and me!
SIGN    Wh-What?!
[23:36] Minos
    I already entered us!

Season 2 - Dropkick on My Devil!! Dash

E6 - Untitled

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[00:01] Crowd
    All right, let's go!
[00:04] Crowd
    Tiger! Fire! Cyber! Fiber!
    Diver! Viber! Ja-ja!
[00:10] [SONG] Song
    Smile, but just barely
[00:14] [SONG] Song
    I don't want to let it end
SIGN    Poporon-chan!
[00:17] [SONG] Song
    While I'm just spinning
    in place like a gear
[00:24] [SONG] Song
    Make a miracle happen
[00:28] [SONG] Song
    Just like you-know-who
[00:31] [SONG] Song
    I'm going out to find a future
    that'll make my heart race
[00:39] [SONG] Song
    For sure
[00:46] Poporon
    Thank you all for coming out today!
SIGN    Poporon-chan!
[00:49] Poporon
    May the blessings of the angels be upon you!
[00:54] Poporon
    Bye-bye!
[00:54] Tanahashi
    Excuse me, are you okay?
[00:57] Tanahashi
    Hey! You okay?
SIGN    Green Room
SIGN    Amatsuka Noel-sama
[02:36] Pekola
    Congratulations on a great show.
[02:38] Poporon
    Thanks for being my shield, Pekola-sama!
SIGN    Smile
SIGN    Smile
[02:42] Poporon
    My drink.
[02:43] Pekola
    R-Right!
[02:46] Poporon
    Thanks.
[02:49] Pekola
    I may be your shield,
    but I'm not your servant.
[02:55] Pekola
    By the way...
[02:56] Pekola
    One of Hanazono Yurine's
    friends was here to see you.
[02:59] Poporon
    You mean Persephone?
[03:01] Poporon
    I invited her.
[03:03] Pekola
    Oh...
[03:04] Pekola
    I'd never have thought you'd
    willingly be friends with a devil.
[03:09] Poporon
    Pekola-sama, unzip me.
[03:12] Poporon
    I'm just pretending to be her friend.
[03:14] Pekola
    Pretending?
[03:15] Poporon
    Yep. To get past her guard.
[03:18] Poporon
    Then, when I get my angel
    powers back, I'll kill her.
[03:23] Poporon
    She's the daughter of Hades,
    King of the Underworld, after all.
[03:27] Pekola
    I-If you do that, it'll cause huge problems!
[03:30] Pekola
    It'll cause chaos for both Heaven and Hell!
[03:32] Poporon
    Like I care.
[03:34] Poporon
    I'll do anything if it
    raises my rank in Heaven.
[03:40] Poporon
    Since I've been branded a traitor,
    I need to get that expunged, too.
[03:45] Pekola
    Even if she is a devil, taking
    advantage of her kind heart is wrong.
[03:50] Pekola
    You're pure scum.
[03:52] Poporon
    What are you talking about?
[03:55] Poporon
    You're the one who taught me that devils
    need to be eliminated, no matter what it takes.
[04:02] Poporon
    I don't need to hear the opinions
    of a fallen angel like you.
[04:06] Poporon
    You're just my shield!
[04:09] Pekola
    I...
[04:10] Pekola
    I know I'm nothing more than
    your shield right now, but...
SIGN    Poporon-chan!
SIGN    Oh, Pekola-chan's here, too!
SIGN    The concert was so much fun!
SIGN    You were so cute, Poporon-chan!
[04:27] Poporon
    Well, obviously.
SIGN    Hello to you too, Pekola-chan!
[04:32] Pekola
    H-Hello.
SIGN    Oh, yeah! I bought your photobook, too!
[04:36] Poporon
    Really? I could've just given you one.
SIGN    It's okay.
SIGN    I saved up by helping Minos-oneechan with her work.
SIGN    Can I have your autograph, please?
[04:50] Poporon
    W-Well, I suppose so.
[04:52] Poporon
    Just this once.
SIGN    Yay!
[04:55] Poporon
    Hey, I can't write with you leaning on me.
SIGN    Oh! Write "For Persephone," please!
[05:01] Poporon
    Is here okay?
SIGN    Sure!
[05:04] Poporon
    Here you go.
SIGN    Noel
SIGN     For
    Persephone-san
SIGN    Thanks!
SIGN    I'm so happy I got your autograph.
SIGN    By the way, my favorite picture is on this page...
[05:13] Poporon
    C'mon, you're embarrassing me.
[05:18] Poporon
    Sheesh...
[05:22] Pekola
    You really like Poporon, huh?
SIGN    Yeah!
SIGN    She's the first friend I made in the human realm.
[05:30] Pekola
    But she's an angel.
SIGN    Whether you're an angel, a devil, or a human doesn't matter.
SIGN    Once you're a friend, that's what you are: a friend.
SIGN    Oh!
SIGN    Poporon-chan, I bet you're hungry, right?
SIGN    European-Style Curry
SIGN    Jashin-chan told me about a really good curry place!
[05:50] (Flashback) Jashin
    No curry, no life!
[05:53] Poporon
    R-Really?
[05:53] Poporon
    She recommended it, huh?
[05:55] Poporon
    Okay, let's go there, then.
SIGN    Want to come, Pekola-chan?
[06:00] Pekola
    I have to work somewhere else after this.
[06:05] Pekola
    I'm doing double shield duty today.
SIGN    °Image only.
SIGN    Oh, okay...
[06:09] Poporon
    There.
[06:10] Poporon
    Shall we go, then?
SIGN    Sure!
[06:12] Poporon
    Pekola-sama, I'll let you tidy up here.
SIGN    See you later!
SIGN    Yay!
[06:17] Poporon
    I'm famished.
SIGN    Yeah!
[06:21] Pekola
    "Pretending" to be her friend, huh?
[06:24] Pekola
    If you can smile like that
    when you're pretending,
[06:27] Pekola
    you should look into an acting career.
[06:30] Pekola
    Well, I suppose I should start cleaning up.
[06:33] Tanahashi
    Part-timer!
SIGN    Flinch!
SIGN    Flinch!
[06:35] Tanahashi
    We're heading to the
    next location, part-timer!
[06:37] Pekola
    I-I'll finish cleaning right away!
[06:39] Tanahashi
    Make it quick, part-timer.
[06:42] Pekola
    Um... My name is Pekola, not "part-timer"...
[06:45] Tanahashi
    I don't care. Get a move on, part-timer.
[06:48] Pekola
    R-Right!
[06:50] Tanahashi
    Give it a rest already, part-timer.
[06:52] Tanahashi
    What kind of name is "Pekola," anyway?
[06:53] Tanahashi
    You starving or something, part-timer?
[06:56] Tanahashi
    Can't you even eat right, part-timer?
[06:56] Pekola
    Why has he still not learned
    my name after all this time?
[06:59] Tanahashi
    Quit dawdling and get moving, part-timer.
[07:02] Pekola
    Well, nothing I can do about it.
    There's more work waiting.
[07:02] Tanahashi
    All right, when the job's done,
    let's go grab some food, part-timer.
[07:06] Pekola
    I wanted to eat curry, too...
[07:07] Tanahashi
    This job does take a lot of stamina.
[07:09] Yurine
    Quiz time.
[07:11] Yurine
    What kind of bread is bread you can't eat?
[07:14] Pekola
    That's easy! It's obviously—
[07:17] Jashin
    I know!
[07:19] Jashin
    The bread that's just a fake store sample!
[07:22] Yurine
    Correct.
[07:23] Jashin
    Heck yeah!
[07:25] Pekola
    Th-That's a new take...
SIGN    European-Style
    Curry
SIGN    and
SIGN    Espresso Coffee
SIGN    Bondy
[07:29] Minos
    This is so good!
[07:31] Minos
    Bondy is the best!
SIGN    Do you like it, Poporon-chan?
[07:36] Poporon
    Y-Yeah... It's not bad.
SIGN    I'm so glad!
[07:40] Poporon
    I wasn't expecting to find another
    devil here before us, though...
[07:44] Minos
    Hey, Per-chan! Poporon-chan, too!
[07:47] Minos
    Let's all eat together!
[07:52] Kyon
    Japanese curry is delicious!
[07:56] Kyon
    But...
[07:57] Kyon
    When am I supposed to eat these?
[08:00] Kyon
    Are they an appetizer?
    A palate cleanser? Dessert?
SIGN    Sakura Street
[08:06] Kyon
    One, two, three, four, oolong tea!
[08:20] Kyon
    What's wrong?
[08:25] Emiri
    I can't find my mommy.
[08:28] Kyon
    You're lost?
[08:30] Kyon
    I'll help you look for your mommy!
[08:35] Emiri
    Okay!
[08:35] Mom
    Emiri-chan!
[08:38] Emiri
    Mommy!
[08:44] Mom
    You shouldn't talk to strangers.
    You might get kidnapped.
[08:51] Guy
    Thanks for dropping by!
SIGN    Daimaru-yaki Tea Shop
SIGN    Daimaru-yaki Tea Shop
[09:03] Kyon
    Being helpful is hard...
[09:06] Ran
    What was that mother's problem?
[09:09] Ran
    She's the one who let her kid out of her sight!
[09:11] Kyon
    I'm glad we found her mom, though.
[09:14] Ran
    You're too nice, Kyon-Kyon!
[09:16] Ran
    I worry about you, you know!
[09:19] Kyon
    But you're nice too, Ran-Ran-oneechan.
[09:22] Kyon
    You ended up in that form
    because of me, after all.
[09:26] Ran
    I keep telling you, that wasn't your fault.
[09:29] Ran
    Besides, I actually like the way I look.
[09:33] Ran
    Let me have a bite of that.
[09:36] Kyon
    Sure!
[09:37] Ran
    Yum!
[09:43] Guy1
    You kids were playing a card
    game earlier, weren't you?
[09:46] Guy2
    Hand over your rares.
    We'll sell 'em for a fortune!
[09:50] Ryo
    N-No! These cards are important to me!
[09:53] Guy1
    "No! These cards are important to me!"
[09:56] Guy1
    Ya hear that?
[09:58] Guy1
    C'mon, c'mon!
[09:59] Guy2
    Just hand 'em over already!
[10:01] Ryo
    Cut it out!
[10:02] Kyon
    Stop it!
[10:04] Guy2
    Huh? Who the hell are you?
[10:07] Kyon
    Adults picking on little kids?
    Have you no shame?
[10:11] Guy1
    We're not adults yet.
[10:13] Guy2
    And this country always
    lets minors off easy!
[10:16] Guy1
    We're gonna keep doing
    all the bad stuff we want.
[10:19] Guy2
    Just watch.
[10:21] Guy1
    What the hell are you wearing,
    anyway? What's with the panda?
[10:25] Guy2
    What a dork!
[10:28] Kyon
    What did you say?
[10:30] Kyon
    You just made fun of my big sister!
[10:33] Guy1
    What, so that panda on
    your dress is your big sister?
[10:36] Guy2
    She's messed up in the head!
[10:37] Kyon
    Rawr!
[10:45] Ran
    Wait, Kyon-Kyon!
[10:46] Ran
    Oh, no! Oh, no! Oh, no! Stop!
[10:52] Kyon
    Rrr...
[10:53] Kyon
    Rawr!
[10:57] Kyon
    Rawr!
[10:59] Kyon
    Rawr! Rawr! Rawr! Rawr! Rawr!
[11:00] Ran
    Kyon-Kyon! Kyon-Kyon!
[11:02] Ran
    You're taking this too far!
    He's gonna end up dead!
[11:06] Kyon
    He's not gonna "end up" dead!
    I'm gonna kill him!
[11:09] Ran
    Stop it, Kyon-Kyon!
[11:13] Guy2
    Even my dad hasn't ever hit me!
[11:19] Ran
    Seriously, Kyon-Kyon... Once
    you get mad, you lose all control.
[11:24] Kyon
    I'm sorry.
[11:25] Ryo
    Hey, jiangshi lady!
SIGN    Bakuga
[11:27] Ryo
    Thanks for saving us!
[11:29] Bakuga
    Thanks.
[11:30] Mohawk
    Thanks.
[11:31] Kyon
    You can tell I'm a jiangshi?
[11:34] Ryo
    Yeah. With Jashin-chan and
    Minos-oneechan living in Jinbocho,
[11:38] Ryo
    you learn about that stuff.
[11:39] Kyon
    Jashin-chan?
[11:41] Mohask
    So this panda can talk, huh?
[11:43] Ran
    I'm not a panda! I'm Ran-Ran!
[11:46] Bakuga
    Hiroshi!
[11:54] Kyon
    Well, see you later.
[11:56] Ryou
    See ya!
[11:56] Both
    Thanks!
[11:57] Ran
    Zai jian!
[11:59] Kyon
    "Thanks," huh?
SIGN    Life Theater
[12:06] Kyon
    Jashin-chan did say she
    lived in this town, didn't she?
[12:10] Ran
    I hope we see her again.
[12:12] Kyon
    Yeah!
[12:18] Jashin
    All I had to do was run an errand,
    and I ended up broke again!
[12:25] Kyon
    I hope I can become a human soon!
[12:31] Medusa
    I'm making Hamburg steaks
    with Yurine-san today!
[12:34] Yurine
    Thanks for coming.
[12:35] Medusa
    Yurine-san, thank you
    for having me over today!
[12:38] Medusa
    This is just a token, but here!
[12:40] Yurine
    Oh... Thanks for being so thoughtful.
[12:42] Medusa
    All right! Let's do this!
[12:45] Yurine
    You're all fired up.
[12:47] Medusa
    Jashin-chan always
    cooks our meals for us,
[12:50] Medusa
    so I'm happy to make something for her!
[12:53] Yurine
    She's still several billion times more
    dependent on you than you are on her.
[12:59] Yurine
    Okay, let's get started.
[13:01] Yurine
    First, chop up this onion.
[13:04] Medusa
    Chop... it... up?
[13:08] Medusa
    So...
[13:11] Medusa
    Chop!
[13:13] Medusa
    There! I chopped it!
[13:22] Yurine
    This is how you chop up an onion.
[13:24] Yurine
    You cut it in half first, then peel it.
[13:26] Medusa
    Uh-huh, uh-huh...
[13:27] Yurine
    Then, you remove the ends.
[13:29] Medusa
    Uh-huh, uh-huh...
[13:30] Yurine
    Then, slice several vertical and horizontal
    lines into each half, and finally, cut it all up.
[13:34] Medusa
    Wow!
[13:36] Yurine
    Cooking really isn't your strong suit, huh?
[13:42] Yurine
    The next step is to sauté the chopped onion.
[13:46] Medusa
    The tears won't stop...
[13:48] Medusa
    But it's all for Jashin-chan!
    I'm gonna do this!
[13:51] Yurine
    This is what it looks
    like after it's sautéed.
[13:54] Medusa
    You already had some prepared!
[13:56] Medusa
    So what was the purpose
    of the onion I cut up?
[13:59] Yurine
    We don't have a lot of time.
SIGN    m 50 0 b 100 0 100 100 50 100 b 0 100 0 0 50 0
SIGN    Super Amazing
    Nutmeg
SIGN    m 0 0 l 100 0 100 100 0 100
SIGN    Super Amazing
SIGN    Salt
SIGN    m 0 0 l 100 0 100 100 0 100
SIGN    Super Amazing
SIGN    Pepper
[14:02] Yurine
    Now, see that bowl with ground beef in it?
[14:05] Yurine
    Add panko bread crumbs that
    have been soaked in egg and milk,
[14:07] Yurine
    the sautéed onions, some salt
    and pepper, and nutmeg to that.
[14:11] Yurine
    Mix it up until it's uniformly sticky.
[14:14] Medusa
    Right!
[14:15] Yurine
    This is how you add salt.
[14:19] Medusa
    Okay, I'll do that, too!
[14:22] Yurine
    Whoa! Whoa, whoa!
[14:25] Yurine
    That's not salt! That's sugar!
[14:29] Medusa
    I-It's sweet!
[14:31] Yurine
    C'mon, this isn't a manga.
[14:34] Medusa
    It was white, so I thought it was salt...
[14:36] Medusa
    Wh-What do we do?
[14:39] Medusa
    I thought this might happen...
[14:41] Yurine
    So I have some already mixed up.
[14:44] Medusa
    You're too well-prepared, Yurine-san.
[14:47] Medusa
    I've hardly been of any use at all...
[14:50] Yurine
    It's okay.
[14:52] Yurine
    We still have to do the last two steps:
[14:55] Yurine
    shaping them and cooking them.
[14:57] Medusa
    The last... two steps?
[15:16] People
    Help me!
[15:34] Medusa
    The Last Emperor...
[15:40] Yurine
    Medusa.
[15:42] Medusa
    Uh... Right.
[15:46] Yurine
    Shape the mixture into ovals, like this.
[15:52] Yurine
    A heart shape?
[15:53] Medusa
    Isn't it cute?
[15:55] Medusa
    I thought a heart shape might
    convey my feelings for Jashin-chan.
[16:02] Yurine
    Oh, it will. After all...
[16:05] Yurine
    That heart is Jashin-chan herself.
[16:09] Medusa
    Huh? What do you...
[16:11] Yurine
    She's been turned into food.
[16:13] Yurine
    She deeply regretted all
    the awful things she's done,
[16:19] Yurine
    but she wanted to be
    of use to you in the end...
[16:22] Yurine
    So she became food.
SIGN    Food
SIGN    Food
[16:24] Yurine
    This is Jashin-chan's atonement.
SIGN    Atonement
SIGN    Atonement
[16:30] Medusa
    You can't mean...
[16:32] Yurine
    That meat in the mixture is Jashin-chan.
[16:36] Yurine
    We'll have to enjoy every last bite of her,
[16:40] Yurine
    so that her sacrifice won't be in vain.
[16:45] Jashin
    A head, two hands, mammary glands...
SIGN    A head
SIGN    Two hands
SIGN    Mammary glands
SIGN    Super Amazing
SIGN    Flour
SIGN    Super Amazing
SIGN    Flour
[17:15] Jashin
    There we go.
[17:41] Jashin
    Hup!
[17:51] Jashin
    Roll, roll, roll, roll...
[17:53] Jashin
    Roll, roll, roll, roll...
[17:58] Yurine
    Everyone, what we have here is
    not fried shrimp, but fried serpent.
[18:03] Yurine
    Behold this massive vat of oil.
[18:07] Yurine
    Witness what happens when we hurl
    this otherworldly snake woman
[18:11] Yurine
    into scalding hot oil
    and fry her until crispy.
[18:20] Jashin
    I'll be done in fifteen seconds.
[18:23] Jashin
    It's dangerous to fry me
    longer than fifteen seconds!
[18:25] Yurine
    I know that.
[18:27] Yurine
    Don't worry. We have five
    people ready to lift you out.
[18:36] Jashin
    A-hup!
[18:49] Yurine
    Eleven, twelve, thirteen...
[18:52] Yurine
    Lift her out!
[18:53] Five
    Hup!
[18:58] Mei
    Orochimaru!
[19:00] Mei
    Yurine-san! Orochimaru is...
    Orochimaru is...
[19:03] Yurine
    Huh? Mei-san?
[19:05] Guy
    It's Tachibana Mei!
[19:07] Guy
    It's her!
[19:08] Mei
    Huh? Wh-Why are they...
[19:12] Mei
    We can use that!
[19:17] Mei
    Orochimaru!
[19:20] ---
    Take this!
[19:25] Mei
    Orochimaru!
[19:26] Mei
    Orochimaru!
[19:31] Mei
    Orochimaru...
[19:33] Mei
    You're piping hot...
[19:37] Yurine
    Just kidding.
[19:39] Medusa
    Kirihito...
[19:41] Yurine
    She passed out!
[19:43] Medusa
    Kirihito...
[19:45] Jashin
    I'm home!
[19:48] Jashin
    I actually won at pachinko for once!
[19:52] Jashin
    Medusa! What happened?!
[19:54] Jashin
    Don't die, Medusa!
[19:58] Medusa
    All that's left of Jashin-chan is a heart shape...
[20:02] Yurine
    I might have taken my teasing a bit too far.
[20:04] Jashin
    Medusa! My winnings from today
[20:07] Jashin
    aren't enough to cover all the living
    expenses I squandered this month!
[20:11] Jashin
    I need your money!
[20:14] Jashin
    ATM!
[20:16] Jashin
    LL
[20:16] Jashin
    I'll sponge off of you tomorrow, Medusa!
[20:16] Jashin
    LL
[20:16] Jashin
    HE
[20:16] Jashin
    HE
[20:16] Jashin
    ONEY
[20:17] Jashin
    ONEY
[20:18] ---
    ATM!
[20:21] Yurine
    Maybe you really should be turned
    into fried serpent just once.
[20:26] Jashin
    Huh?
[20:42] All
    Let's eat!
[20:47] Minos
    This is good!
[20:49] Medusa
    Really? I'm so glad!
[20:53] Yurine
    Not bad for your first try.
[20:55] Medusa
    Thank you! I owe it all to you, Yurine-san!
SIGN    Yeah, it's delicious!
SIGN    If you learn how to cook, Medusa-chan,
SIGN    Jashin-chan won't have a reason to live anymore!
SIGN    Being able to cook food in a specific shape is an amazing talent!
[21:08] Jashin
    So... So hot...
[21:10] Jashin
    Let me have some, too...
[21:14] Medusa
    Here, Jashin-chan. Open wide.
[21:23] Jashin
    Mm, it's not half bad.
[21:32] Medusa
    Here you go. Open wide.
[23:10] Pekola
    Th-There's a rice ball in the sandbox!
[23:12] Pekola
    But if I pick it up right away...
[23:15] Mei
    Caught you red-handed!
[23:16] Mei
    You're under arrest for
    eating something that
[23:18] ---
    was on the ground longer than three seconds!
[23:20] Pekola
    Under arrest?!
[23:22] Mei
    Huh? I have a feeling you and
    I were born on the same date!
[23:25] Mei
    I sense fate at work!
[23:27] Pekola
    Please spare me!
[23:29] Mei
    Very well.
[23:30] Pekola
    Okay, I'll just—
[23:31] Mei
    Execution would be a bit too severe.
[23:32] Pekola
    Execution?!
[23:33] Mei
    You're imprisoned for life in my room!
[23:35] Mei
    I'm so excited!
[23:37] Pekola
    Wait!

Season 2 - Dropkick on My Devil!! Dash

E7 - Untitled

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[01:31] Pino
    It's done!
[01:34] Pino
    What a beautiful apple pie!
[01:36] Pino
    I amaze myself sometimes.
[01:41] Pino
    But just calling it "apple pie"
    doesn't do its beauty justice.
[01:45] Pino
    I'll give it a name more
    befitting of my creation.
[01:56] Pino
    A Rosy-Cheeked Lad
    Cloaked in Robes of Gold...
SIGN    A Rosy-Cheeked
    
    Lad Cloaked in
    
    Robes of
    
    Gold...
SIGN    A Rosy-Cheeked
    
    Lad Cloaked in
    
    Robes of
    
    Gold...
SIGN    A Rosy-Cheeked
    
    Lad Cloaked in
    
    Robes of
    
    Gold...
SIGN    A Rosy-Cheeked
    
    Lad Cloaked in
    
    Robes of
    
    Gold...
SIGN    A Rosy-Cheeked
    
    Lad Cloaked in
    
    Robes of
    
    Gold...
SIGN    A Rosy-Cheeked
    
    Lad Cloaked in
    
    Robes of
    
    Gold...
SIGN    A Rosy-Cheeked
    
    Lad Cloaked in
    
    Robes of
    
    Gold...
SIGN    A Rosy-Cheeked
    
    Lad Cloaked in
    
    Robes of
    
    Gold...
SIGN    A Rosy-Cheeked
    
    Lad Cloaked in
    
    Robes of
    
    Gold...
SIGN    A Rosy-Cheeked
    
    Lad Cloaked in
    
    Robes of
    
    Gold...
SIGN    A Rosy-Cheeked
    
    Lad Cloaked in
    
    Robes of
    
    Gold...
SIGN    A Rosy-Cheeked
    
    Lad Cloaked in
    
    Robes of
    
    Gold...
SIGN    A Rosy-Cheeked
    
    Lad Cloaked in
    
    Robes of
    
    Gold...
SIGN    A Rosy-Cheeked
    
    Lad Cloaked in
    
    Robes of
    
    Gold...
SIGN    A Rosy-Cheeked
    
    Lad Cloaked in
    
    Robes of
    
    Gold...
SIGN    A Rosy-Cheeked
    
    Lad Cloaked in
    
    Robes of
    
    Gold...
SIGN    A Rosy-Cheeked
    
    Lad Cloaked in
    
    Robes of
    
    Gold...
SIGN    A Rosy-Cheeked
    
    Lad Cloaked in
    
    Robes of
    
    Gold...
SIGN    A Rosy-Cheeked
    
    Lad Cloaked in
    
    Robes of
    
    Gold...
SIGN    A Rosy-Cheeked
    
    Lad Cloaked in
    
    Robes of
    
    Gold...
SIGN    A Rosy-Cheeked
    
    Lad Cloaked in
    
    Robes of
    
    Gold...
SIGN    A Rosy-Cheeked
    
    Lad Cloaked in
    
    Robes of
    
    Gold...
SIGN    A Rosy-Cheeked
    
    Lad Cloaked in
    
    Robes of
    
    Gold...
SIGN    A Rosy-Cheeked
    
    Lad Cloaked in
    
    Robes of
    
    Gold...
SIGN    A Rosy-Cheeked
    
    Lad Cloaked in
    
    Robes of
    
    Gold...
SIGN    A Rosy-Cheeked
    
    Lad Cloaked in
    
    Robes of
    
    Gold...
SIGN    A Rosy-Cheeked
    
    Lad Cloaked in
    
    Robes of
    
    Gold...
SIGN    A Rosy-Cheeked
    
    Lad Cloaked in
    
    Robes of
    
    Gold...
SIGN    A Rosy-Cheeked
    
    Lad Cloaked in
    
    Robes of
    
    Gold...
SIGN    A Rosy-Cheeked
    
    Lad Cloaked in
    
    Robes of
    
    Gold...
SIGN    A Rosy-Cheeked
    
    Lad Cloaked in
    
    Robes of
    
    Gold...
SIGN    A Rosy-Cheeked
    
    Lad Cloaked in
    
    Robes of
    
    Gold...
SIGN    A Rosy-Cheeked
    
    Lad Cloaked in
    
    Robes of
    
    Gold...
SIGN    A Rosy-Cheeked
    
    Lad Cloaked in
    
    Robes of
    
    Gold...
SIGN    A Rosy-Cheeked
    
    Lad Cloaked in
    
    Robes of
    
    Gold...
SIGN    A Rosy-Cheeked
    
    Lad Cloaked in
    
    Robes of
    
    Gold...
SIGN    A Rosy-Cheeked
    
    Lad Cloaked in
    
    Robes of
    
    Gold...
SIGN    A Rosy-Cheeked
    
    Lad Cloaked in
    
    Robes of
    
    Gold...
SIGN    A Rosy-Cheeked
    
    Lad Cloaked in
    
    Robes of
    
    Gold...
SIGN    A Rosy-Cheeked
    
    Lad Cloaked in
    
    Robes of
    
    Gold...
SIGN    A Rosy-Cheeked
    
    Lad Cloaked in
    
    Robes of
    
    Gold...
SIGN    A Rosy-Cheeked
    
    Lad Cloaked in
    
    Robes of
    
    Gold...
SIGN    A Rosy-Cheeked
    
    Lad Cloaked in
    
    Robes of
    
    Gold...
SIGN    A Rosy-Cheeked
    
    Lad Cloaked in
    
    Robes of
    
    Gold...
SIGN    A Rosy-Cheeked
    
    Lad Cloaked in
    
    Robes of
    
    Gold...
SIGN    A Rosy-Cheeked
    
    Lad Cloaked in
    
    Robes of
    
    Gold...
SIGN    A Rosy-Cheeked
    
    Lad Cloaked in
    
    Robes of
    
    Gold...
SIGN    A Rosy-Cheeked
    
    Lad Cloaked in
    
    Robes of
    
    Gold...
SIGN    A Rosy-Cheeked
    
    Lad Cloaked in
    
    Robes of
    
    Gold...
SIGN    A Rosy-Cheeked
    
    Lad Cloaked in
    
    Robes of
    
    Gold...
SIGN    A Rosy-Cheeked
    
    Lad Cloaked in
    
    Robes of
    
    Gold...
[02:00] Pino
    Let's go with that!
[02:17] Pino
    Delicious!
[02:19] Pino
    Clearly the work of the angel who won the
    grand prize in the Heaven Baking Contest!
[02:23] Pino
    Even with ingredients from the
    human realm, it turned out quite nice.
[02:27] Pino
    I'm just that talented, I guess!
[02:30] Pino
    It's best when made with apples from
    the Tree of Life in Heaven, though...
[02:36] Pino
    Oh, I know!
[02:37] Pino
    I'll take some to Hanazono-san to
    thank her for taking me to the beach.
SIGN    Please enjoy this
SIGN    I don't know if it suits your tastes...
[03:18] Pino
    Huh?!
[03:26] Yurine
    Listen, you...
[03:29] Jashin
    F-F-F-Forgive me, Yurine! Forgive me!
[03:32] Yurine
    How dare you interrupt my nap
    by holding your earbuds near me
[03:37] Yurine
    and blasting Holst's The Planets
    into my ear at max volume?
[03:41] Jashin
    But I like Holst's The Planets!
[03:43] Jashin
    Please forgive me!
[03:44] Yurine
    I'll have to kill you.
[03:47] Yurine
    Oh, Miss Custodian.
[03:49] Pino
    You seem to be in the
    middle of something here.
[03:52] Pino
    I baked a pie, so I thought
    I'd bring you some...
[03:55] Yurine
    Sorry you had to see this.
[03:57] Yurine
    Please, come in.
[04:00] Pino
    Okay... Thank you.
[04:04] Jashin
    I'm saved...
[04:06] Pino
    Please, help yourselves.
[04:09] Yurine
    Apple pie?
[04:10] Pino
    I don't call it apple pie.
[04:12] Pino
    I call it "A Rosy-Cheeked Lad
    Cloaked in Robes of Gold."
[04:15] Jashin
    "Clothed in blue robes, descending
    onto a golden field to..." what?
[04:20] Pino
    A Rosy-Cheeked Lad Cloaked in Robes of Gold!
[04:24] Yurine
    That was borderline, Jashin-chan.
[04:26] Yurine
    You need to watch what you say.
[04:27] Jashin
    A blonde in a cloak who thinks
    Hogan's smile is number one?
[04:31] DevilA
    Number one!
SIGN    No. 1
[04:33] Pino
    It's "A Rosy-Cheeked Lad
    Cloaked in Robes of Gold"!
[04:39] Jashin
    It's apple pie, isn't it?
[04:40] Pino
    Y-Yes, it is, but...
[04:42] Jashin
    You didn't poison it or anything, did you?
[04:44] Pino
    Hey! That's just rude!
[04:47] Pino
    I wouldn't do that. I'm not you, Jashin-san.
[04:50] Jashin
    That's "Jashin-chan-san."
[04:52] Jashin
    Call me Jashin-chan-san, not Jashin-san.
[04:55] Jashin
    That's what everyone else calls me.
[04:57] Pino
    Uh-huh...
[04:58] Yurine
    Jashin-chan, that's really not important.
[05:01] Yurine
    Hurry up and serve our custodian some tea.
[05:04] Pino
    Oh, no, I need to be—
[05:05] Jashin
    Sheesh. You're such a snake-driver, Yurine.
[05:09] Jashin
    As it happens, I made
    a cheesecake yesterday, myself.
[05:12] Jashin
    Try some before you go.
[05:15] Yurine
    Let's all have tea together.
[05:20] Jashin
    Yurine's a real snake-driver.
[05:22] DevilA
    About fifteen years ago,
[05:23] ---
    the constellation Ophiuchus,
    the snake-charmer, suddenly appeared.
[05:27] DevilA
    There was a big fuss about how the twelve
    zodiac constellations were now thirteen,
[05:30] DevilA
    but it wasn't added to the zodiac.
[05:31] DevilA
    By the way, Yurine's zodiac
    constellation is Scorpius.
[05:35] DevilA
    Born on October 31st, she's
    a pro at handling Jashin-chan.
[05:39] DevilA
    If there were thirteen constellations...
[05:41] DevilA
    Get this!
[05:43] DevilA
    Hers would be Virgo.
[05:44] Jashin
    Not Ophiuchus?!
[05:47] DevilA
    Bonjour!
SIGN    Ja
[05:49] Yurine
    It's so good.
[05:51] Jashin
    This really is good!
[05:53] Pino
    I'm glad you both think so.
[05:55] Jashin
    The apples aren't too sweet or overpowering.
[05:58] Jashin
    The crust is buttery and perfectly flaky!
[06:01] Jashin
    It's just great!
[06:03] Pino
    Yes, isn't it?
[06:06] Pino
    I did win the grand prize in the
    Heaven Baking Contest, after all!
SIGN    Heaven
SIGN    Heaven
SIGN    Heaven
SIGN    Baking Contest
SIGN    Baking Contest
SIGN    Baking Contest
SIGN    Grand
SIGN    Grand
SIGN    Grand
SIGN    Prize
SIGN    Prize
SIGN    Prize
[06:11] Four
    Delish!
[06:14] Jashin
    You...
[06:16] Jashin
    You used Eden apples specially ordered
    from the Garden of Eden, didn't you?
[06:21] Jashin
    Orders for those are backed
    up for hundreds of years!
[06:24] Pino
    They're Jonathan apples.
[06:25] Jashin
    Huh?
[06:26] Pino
    I got them from a local greengrocer.
    They were three for 398 yen.
[06:30] Jashin
    I'm impressed, Jonathan!
[06:31] Yurine
    She just has a real talent for baking.
[06:35] Pino
    No, really, I don't...
[06:37] Pino
    Oh, yes, I do!
[06:39] Yurine
    Jashin-chan's cheesecake is good, too.
[06:42] Yurine
    You should try it.
[06:44] Pino
    It's a baked cheesecake, huh?
[06:47] Jashin
    No, it's not!
[06:48] Jashin
    It's what people in the human realm
    call a "New York cheesecake"!
[06:53] Jashin
    Baked cheesecakes are baked in an oven,
[06:56] Jashin
    but New York cheesecakes are baked
    using steam from a water bath!
[07:01] Pino
    They're that different?
[07:02] Jashin
    Plus, the name "New York
    cheesecake" sounds way cooler.
[07:07] Yurine
    Oh, come on...
[07:09] Pino
    I'll try it, then.
[07:18] Pino
    Wh-What is this?
[07:20] Pino
    I've had many types of cheesecake before,
[07:23] Pino
    but this one is really good.
[07:26] Jashin
    This rosy-cheeked Hulk is so good!
[07:29] Pino
    The omelet rice she made last time,
[07:31] Pino
    and now, this cheesecake...
SIGN    Buuuuurp
SIGN    >
[07:34] Pino
    I can't believe this goofy-faced
    devil makes such delicious food.
SIGN    Buuuuurp
SIGN    >
SIGN    Buuuuurp
SIGN    >
SIGN    BuuuuurpBuuuuurpBuuuuurp
SIGN    >
[07:38] Yurine
    Stop that. It's disgusting.
[07:38] Jashin
    Nope. Not stopping.
[07:42] Pino
    As an angel, I can't lose this showdown!
[07:49] Yurine
    I wonder what got into her.
[07:52] Jashin
    Did she not like the cheesecake?
[07:55] Jashin
    She finished it, though...
[08:08] Pino
    I won't lose!
[08:10] Pino
    I won't lose to that devil!
[08:12] Pino
    Defeat is unacceptable for an angel!
[08:14] Pino
    I'm the winner of the grand prize
    in the Heaven Baking Contest!
SIGN    Hey, this marketplace app is selling trash.
[08:34] Minos
    Oh, yeah, people sell some
    pretty trashy junk on those things.
SIGN    No, I mean they're selling actual trash.
[08:41] Minos
    Huh?!
SIGN    Burnable Trash
SIGN    Good!!
SIGN    Comment
SIGN    Product Information
SIGN    High-quality trash.
SIGN    You can use it as burn fuel.
SIGN    "High-quality trash. You can use it as burn fuel," it says.
[08:45] Minos
    There are some real idiots out there.
[08:48] Minos
    I'd like to see this person's face.
[08:50] Jashin
    Look all you want.
[08:51] Minos
    You scared me...
SIGN    Don't tell me... Don't tell me, don't tell me, don't tell me!
SIGN    Burnable Trash
SIGN    Good!!
SIGN    Comment
SIGN    Product Information
SIGN    High-quality trash.
SIGN    You can use it as burn fuel.
SIGN    The seller is Jashin-chan!
[08:58] Jashin
    That's right. It's me.
[09:00] Jashin
    People sell stuff that's basically trash
    on marketplace apps all the time, right?
[09:04] Jashin
    So I wanted to know what would
    happen if I sold actual trash.
[09:08] Jashin
    I know it'll never sell,
    but I just wanted to try.
[09:11] Minos
    Most people wouldn't just try that.
SIGN    It sold!
[09:14] Both
    What?!
[09:15] Jashin
    No way! I put it up for 2,000 yen!
[09:18] Minos
    Who would actually buy that?!
SIGN    I know, but someone really bought it just now.
[09:23] Jashin
    I don't believe it!
    I just made money out of nothing!
[09:27] Jashin
    Even with shipping fees,
    I still made a profit!
[09:29] Jashin
    This could be the perfect side hustle.
[09:33] Jashin
    Minos! Persephone!
[09:35] Jashin
    We're going to collect every
    bag of trash in this town!
SIGN    Thus
[09:38] DevilA
    Thus...
[09:44] Jashin
    We should make a nice
    profit with all of this.
[09:47] Minos
    It stinks...
SIGN    Yurine-chan's going to be angry for sure.
[09:51] Yurine
    I'm home.
SIGN    Speak of the devil...
[09:56] Yurine
    Wh-What is all this?!
[09:57] Jashin
    It's trash.
[09:58] Yurine
    You idiot!
[10:00] Yurine
    Go throw all of it out right now!
[10:02] Jashin
    No! I'm gonna sell it on a marketplace app!
[10:06] Yurine
    Throw. It. Out.
[10:09] Jashin
    Right.
[10:10] Jashin
    You guys carried some of this, so help me!
SIGN    Wow, you're total scum, Jashin-chan.
[10:14] Jashin
    You're as guilty as me!
    We're ten and a dozen!
SIGN    m 0 0 l 100 0 100 100 0 100
SIGN    X
SIGN    O
SIGN    Ten and a dozen
SIGN    Twelve and a dozen
SIGN    m 0 0 l 100 0 100 100 0 100
SIGN    X
SIGN    O
SIGN    Ten and a dozen
SIGN    Twelve and a dozen
[10:20] Jashin
    After all I managed to collect...
[10:23] Minos
    Well, it was probably a miracle
    that you sold it the first time.
[10:26] Minos
    I'd say this is for the best.
[10:28] Pino
    Huh?
[10:29] Pino
    Where did this mountain of trash come from?
[10:31] Jashin
    Oh, you came at just the right time.
[10:34] Jashin
    If you act now, you can get one bag for
    the bargain price of 1,980 yen before tax!
[10:37] Pino
    I don't need it.
SIGN    Beth
SIGN    ♥
SIGN    ♥
SIGN    I'm back again today ♥
[10:55] Yurine
    I've had the windows open,
    but it still smells like garbage in here.
[11:00] Jashin
    I guess we can't eat dinner here
    with this stench hanging around!
[11:03] Jashin
    Let's eat out tonight.
[11:05] Yurine
    Whose fault do you think this is?
[11:08] Yurine
    I'm fine with eating out,
    but you're paying, right?
[11:11] Jashin
    Oh, right.
[11:13] Jashin
    I don't have anything left
    to sell, so I'm broke now.
[11:16] Yurine
    You blew all our money again, didn't you?
[11:19] Jashin
    Gulp!
[11:20] Yurine
    Well, that's fine. It just so
    happens I have something to sell.
[11:24] Jashin
    Huh?
[11:27] Yurine
    There. Listing created.
[11:29] Jashin
    You put me up for sale?!
[11:32] Jashin
    It's illegal to sell living things!
[11:34] Jashin
    You're not a living thing.
    You're a beast of Hell.
[11:36] Jashin
    Beasts are living things, too! Cancel it!
[11:40] Yurine
    Oh, it sold already.
[11:41] Yurine
    The buyer is... "Mei-san," it says.
[11:44] Jashin
    Wait, you mean...
[11:48] Guy
    I'm here to pick up your package.
[11:50] Yurine
    Oh, that was quick.
[11:53] Yurine
    Here we go.
[11:55] Guy
    Thanks a lot!
SIGN    m 0 0 l 100 0 100 100 0 100
SIGN    If you have a desired delivery
    date, please specify.
SIGN    m 0 0 l 100 0 100 100 0 100
SIGN    Expected
    Delivery
    Date
SIGN    m 0 0 l 100 0 100 100 0 100
SIGN    Circle your
    preferred
    delivery time
SIGN    m 0 0 s 100 0 100 100 0 100 c
SIGN    Morning
SIGN    Item Name
SIGN    Jashin-chan
SIGN    m 0 0 l 100 0 100 100 0 100
SIGN    Fragile
SIGN    m 0 0 s 100 0 100 100 0 100 c
SIGN    Perishable
SIGN    m 0 0 l 100 0 100 100 0 100
SIGN    Bottles
SIGN    m 0 0 l 100 0 100 100 0 100
SIGN    This Side Up
SIGN    m 0 0 l 100 0 100 100 0 100
SIGN    Do Not Place
    Anything on Top
SIGN    m 0 0 l 100 0 100 100 0 100
SIGN    Keep Chilled
SIGN    m 0 0 l 100 0 100 100 0 100
SIGN    Yes
[11:58] Mei
    I'm so lucky!
[11:59] Mei
    I never thought I'd find Orochimaru
    listed on a marketplace app!
[12:04] Mei
    Well, no time like the present!
[12:08] Jashin
    Ow, ow, ow, ow, ow, ow!
[12:13] Mei
    Orochimaru!
[12:16] Mei
    Starting today, you're part of my collection!
[12:22] Jashin
    Oh! She's intense!
[12:27] Jashin
    All right!
SIGN    Pandaman
SIGN    m 50 0 b 100 0 100 100 50 100 b 0 100 0 0 50 0
SIGN    Super
    Cool
[12:28] Jashin
    I'm gonna make this today!
SIGN    Human
SIGN    A plastic model?
[12:32] Jashin
    I'm a pretty well-known self-styled
    plastic model builder on social media.
[12:37] Minos
    Yeah?
[12:39] Medusa
    You are pretty good with your hands.
[12:42] Jashin
    There was once a manga
    that was based on me, after all!
SIGN    Let's build model
    after model!!!
SIGN    Let's build model
    after model!!!
SIGN    Let's build model
    after model!!!
SIGN    Live on your parents' money!!!
SIGN    Live on your parents' money!!!
SIGN    Plamo-
SIGN    Plamo-
SIGN    Plamo-
SIGN    Kyoyonro
SIGN    Kyoyonro
SIGN    Kyoyonro
SIGN    A major blunder
    at the center!
    A new battle begins!!
SIGN    A major blunder
    at the center!
    A new battle begins!!
[12:47] Yonro
    Plamo-Kyoyonro!
[12:49] Jashin
    It was serialized in a magazine
    designed for rich little boys.
SIGN    That sounds phony.
[12:54] Medusa
    Yonro?
[12:55] Minos
    Sounds just like you, Jashin-chan.
[12:57] Jashin
    Now!
[12:58] Jashin
    You're about to see Plamo-Kyo
    Jashin-chan's skills at work!
SIGN    There are only two parts?
[13:09] Minos
    That seems kinda easy.
[13:11] Jashin
    Can you even call this a model?
[13:14] Jashin
    It looks like it left the joy of
    building models lying around somewhere.
[13:19] DevilA
    I didn't get to show up last week at all...
[13:22] DevilA
    Oh! One minute later!
SIGN    One Minute Later
SIGN    One Minute Later
SIGN    One Minute Later
SIGN    One Minute Later
SIGN    One Minute Later
SIGN    Human
SIGN    Human
SIGN    Human
[13:24] Jashin
    It's done.
[13:25] Minos
    That was fast!
SIGN    That's a model anyone could build.
[13:28] Jashin
    Tsk, tsk, tsk.
[13:30] Jashin
    It may be super simple, but it's still
    the work of Plamo-Kyo Jashin-chan.
[13:34] Jashin
    Behold this deburring technique!
[13:36] Jashin
    You can't see a single trace of the runners!
SIGN    I can't really tell...
[13:40] Medusa
    So it's finished now?
[13:43] Jashin
    Well, since it's white,
    I guess I'll probably paint it later.
[13:47] Jashin
    I guess models these days
    don't even need glue, though.
[13:51] Jashin
    When I was little, I ordered lots
    of models and put them together,
[13:55] Jashin
    but the glue included with
    the box was never enough,
[13:57] Jashin
    so I always had to buy more separately.
[13:59] (Flashback) Jashin
    There's not enough!
[14:00] (Flashback) Medusa
    Jashin-chan, homeroom's about to start.
[14:03] (Flashback) Jashin
    Medusa, I don't have enough glue!
[14:05] (Flashback) Jashin
    I need to go buy more!
[14:06] (Flashback) Jashin
    Wait! I don't have any money!
[14:08] (Flashback) Jashin
    This is awful! I have to hurry
    before the teacher gets here!
[14:11] (Flashback) Jashin
    Medusa! Glue! Money!
[14:13] (Flashback) Jashin
    Medusa! Hurry!
[14:15] (Flashback) Jashin
    Make sure it's Tamia!
[14:17] (Flashback) Medusa
    Okay!
[14:20] Jashin
    And now you can make them without
    glue, just by fitting parts together.
[14:25] Jashin
    The art of model-building
    has come a long way.
[14:28] Jashin
    Glue?
[14:31] Jashin
    I just had a great idea.
[14:34] Medusa
    Jashin-chan, you look...
SIGN    ...like you're up to no good again.
[14:41] DevilA
    Wonder if I'll have a part next week...
[14:45] Jashin
    That should do it.
[14:46] Jashin
    I spread a really powerful adhesive
    right inside the front door!
[14:50] Minos
    Oh, boy...
SIGN    You're going to make Yurine-chan angry again.
[14:53] Jashin
    No problem there.
[14:55] Jashin
    The moment Yurine gets home
    and takes a step inside...
[14:58] (Flashback) Yurine
    I'm home.
[15:01] Jashin
    Her feet will be glued to
    the floor, and she'll be stuck!
[15:02] Yurine
    Hey, what the heck is this?
[15:04] Jashin
    And then comes the Jashin-chan Dropkick!
[15:05] Yurine
    I can't move.
[15:07] Jashin
    Since she won't be able to move, my
    dropkick will smash her to smithereens!
[15:11] Jashin
    She might get mad,
    but it'll be the last time!
[15:15] Jashin
    Go to Hell, I say!
[15:17] Jashin
    It's perfect!
[15:19] Medusa
    Jashin-chan, you can't do this!
[15:23] Jashin
    She's coming!
[15:24] Jashin
    Stay back, you guys!
[15:31] Yurine
    I'm home.
[15:33] Yurine
    Hey...
[15:34] Yurine
    What is this?!
[15:37] Jashin
    Can't move, can you?!
[15:39] Jashin
    I bet you never dreamed
    there'd be glue all over the floor!
[15:43] Jashin
    It'll be a cinch to kill you
    now that you can't move!
[15:46] Jashin
    Victory is mine at last, Yurine!
[15:50] Yurine
    There.
[15:51] Jashin
    What?!
[15:52] Jashin
    You took off your shoes?!
[15:55] Jashin
    I forgot that was an option!
[15:57] Jashin
    Any other time, it might look like
    I tripped right before the finish line,
[16:01] Jashin
    but not today!
[16:03] Jashin
    Take a look at your feet!
[16:06] Yurine
    It's here, too?
[16:08] Jashin
    That's right!
[16:09] Jashin
    I spread glue where you step
    after removing your shoes, too!
[16:13] Jashin
    The truth is, I knew you'd
    escape by taking off your shoes!
[16:16] Jashin
    I let you think you'd escaped,
[16:18] Jashin
    then trapped you a second time!
[16:19] Jashin
    Pretty smart, right?
[16:23] Yurine
    There.
[16:24] Jashin
    What?!
[16:26] Jashin
    Those come off?!
[16:28] Jashin
    I didn't see that coming!
[16:30] Jashin
    I don't wear socks,
    so I don't know how they work!
[16:33] Yurine
    You idiot.
[16:34] Medusa
    We tried to stop you...
[16:36] Minos
    You really blew it.
[16:38] Jashin
    Well, I sure messed up.
[16:40] Jashin
    Look, I put together
    a Pandaman model. Cute, huh?
[16:44] Yurine
    My shoes and socks are ruined now.
[16:50] Yurine
    And look what you did to the
    entryway and the wooden floor.
[16:54] Yurine
    Do you know what this means?
[16:56] Jashin
    Of course I... don't.
SIGN    It broke...
[17:10] Yurine
    It's a 1:1 scale model of Jashin-chan!
[17:15] Jashin
    Glue is required to assemble this model...
SIGN    Jashin-chan
SIGN    Jashin-chan
SIGN    m 0 0 s 100 0 100 100 0 100 c
SIGN    m 0 0 s 100 0 100 100 0 100 c
SIGN    Super
    Cute
SIGN    Dragon Books
[17:23] Kyon
    Thank you very much!
SIGN    Dragon Books
SIGN    Dragon Books
[17:26] Guy
    Excuse me.
[17:27] Guy
    Where can I find books on Chinese customs?
[17:30] Kyon
    Um...
[17:31] Ran
    You'll find one on top
    of the shelf at the far end.
[17:35] Ran
    It's the fifth book from the left.
[17:37] Guy
    Thank you.
[17:38] Ran
    You're welcome.
[17:41] Kyon
    You're amazing, Onee-chan!
[17:42] Ran
    You need to memorize these too, Kyon-Kyon.
[17:45] Kyon
    But the moment I memorize
    one thing, I forget something else.
[17:49] Jashin
    You sure are dumb!
[17:51] Kyon
    Oh! Jashin-chan!
[17:53] Jashin
    So, you know this book
    I bought here the other day...
SIGN    The Life of an Ape Man
SIGN    The Life of an Ape Man
SIGN    The Life of an Ape Man
[17:55] Jashin
    It was way too difficult
    for me, so I'm returning it.
[17:58] Kyon
    Huh?
[18:00] Jashin
    Not to brag, but I'm
    actually pretty dumb, too.
[18:04] Jashin
    So...
[18:05] Jashin
    Starting today, you and
    I are the dumb devil duo!
SIGN    Dumb*!
[18:08] Ran
    Hey!
[18:09] Ran
    Don't compare Kyon-Kyon to a genuine idiot!
[18:12] Jashin
    What?!
[18:13] Jashin
    You cheeky panda! I'll tear you off!
[18:16] Ran
    Wait, don't—
[18:27] Jashin
    She can come out of there?
[18:28] Jashin
    Oh, that's right.
[18:30] Jashin
    Yurine told me to check
    on you while I was here.
[18:34] Jashin
    Are you getting by okay?
[18:36] Kyon
    Yeah!
[18:37] Kyon
    I wanted to be helpful to humans by working,
[18:40] Kyon
    so I was really happy when
    Yurine introduced me here!
[18:43] Ran
    There are some old books
    about China here, too,
[18:46] Ran
    so we're perfect for the job.
[18:48] Jashin
    I see. That's nice.
[18:50] Kyon
    Yeah!
[18:50] Jashin
    Also, I brought this for you.
[18:53] Kyon
    Wow! Thank—
[18:55] Kyon
    Wait, is that...
[18:58] Jashin
    It's chestnut rice!
[19:00] Jashin
    It's tasty!
[19:01] Kyon
    I-It doesn't have
    sweet rice in it, does it?
[19:04] Jashin
    Well, sure. That's what it is.
[19:06] Kyon
    Keep it away from me!
[19:08] Jashin
    Huh? What the heck is the problem?
[19:10] Kyon
    Sweet rice is
    a jiangshi's biggest weakness!
[19:13] Ran
    We managed to reach
    a pretty high rank of jiangshi,
[19:16] Ran
    but sweet rice is the one
    thing we couldn't overcome!
[19:19] Jashin
    And the chestnuts are in
    season, too... What a shame.
[19:24] Jashin
    I gave some to Pekola earlier,
[19:26] Jashin
    but I guess I can give her
    this on my way home.
[19:28] Jashin
    She'll probably eat it.
[19:30] (Flashback) Pekola
    Thank you!
[19:31] Jashin
    I had no idea you were
    scared of rice, though.
[19:34] Jashin
    Absolutely f-rice-tened, huh?
[19:37] Kyon
    I'm sorry, Jashin-chan!
[19:39] Kyon
    I feel bad after you
    brought it for us, but...
[19:41] Jashin
    Uh... Didn't you hear me? "F-rice-tened"?
[19:45] Ran
    We're really sorry!
[19:47] Ran
    Give Yurine-chan our regards, okay?
[19:51] Jashin
    Okay. See you later, then.
[20:03] Jashin
    It's sad when my puns scare*
    people off or don't get any laughs,
[20:06] Jashin
    but it's even sadder when
    they're not even recognized as puns.
[20:11] Yurine
    What's wrong with you? You seem down.
[20:15] Jashin
    Actually...
[20:19] Jashin
    ...is all she said.
[20:21] Yurine
    Uh-huh...
[20:22] Yurine
    So what did you say?
[20:25] Jsahin
    I said... "Absolutely f-rice-tened, huh?"
[20:36] Yurine
    What the heck? That's hilarious!
[20:39] Yurine
    I'm cracking up!
[20:40] Yurine
    You really have a knack for puns!
[20:42] Jashin
    Y-You think so?
[20:44] Jashin
    Yeah, you're right! They're the
    losers for not understanding it!
[20:48] Jashin
    All right! Time to eat!
[20:51] DevilA
    And so, Jashin-chan cheered up.
[22:26] Pekola
    Doing three shield jobs in
    a row really took it out of me...
[22:31] Pekola
    The chestnut rice that devil
    gave me may have been filling,
[22:34] Pekola
    but I guess there was no way
    it'd last until so late at night.
[22:41] Pekola
    Th-Th-That's the chestnut rice!
[22:43] Pekola
    I thought I ate it all earlier!
[22:48] Pekola
    It's come back! What could this mean?
[22:51] Pekola
    Is it manna from Heaven, like in Exodus?
[22:53] Pekola
    Or is it a supernatural phenomenon?!
[22:57] Pekola
    How scary!
[22:59] Pekola
    But I shall gladly partake.
[23:01] Pekola
    Ah, this is delicious!
[23:03] Pekola
    Still, what sort of phenomenon
    could have caused this?
[23:07] Pekola
    It's so good!
[23:10] Jashin
    We're gonna play Hell Seibu Police!
[23:13] Jashin
    Minos will be the leader of the police,
[23:15] Jashin
    Medusa will be a hostage,
[23:16] Jashin
    and I'll be the criminal!
[23:17] Both
    Okay!
[23:18] Minos
    Hey, criminal! Release the hostage right now!
[23:21] Jashin
    Then hurry up and bring me ransom money!
[23:24] Medusa
    What's this in my pocket?
[23:25] Medusa
    My bank book from Hell
    Bank and my personal seal!
[23:28] Jashin
    Yahoo! Ransom money!
[23:29] Jashin
    The hostage is free!
    And they lived happily ever after!
[23:32] Medusa
    Thanks for untying my ropes, Jashin-chan!
[23:35] Medusa
    I'll follow you forever!
[23:36] Jashin
    Stockholm syndrome!
[23:38] Minos
    That's no good.

Season 2 - Dropkick on My Devil!! Dash

E8 - Untitled

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SIGN    Hell School
SIGN    Hell School
SIGN    Year 3 Pazuzu Class
SIGN    Attention, everyone.
SIGN    I have a new friend to introduce to you all today.
SIGN    This is Minos-chan.
SIGN    Make her feel welcome, okay?
[01:41] Minos
    Hi, everyone!
[01:43] Minos
    Nice to meet you!
[01:45] Goblin
    That's a minotaur!
[01:47] Ganesha
    They're really strong
    and unusually ferocious.
[01:50] Skull
    Seriously?!
[01:51] Skull
    Scary! We better not get too close!
[01:54] Goblin
    Yeah.
[01:55] Ganesha
    She might rip our bones right out.
[01:57] Skull
    What? I'm nothing but bones!
[02:01] Goblin
    Let's play dodgeball!
[02:02] All
    Yeah!
[02:06] Goblin
    Fire Shot!
[02:12] Jashin
    For some reason, I really
    envy this round, rolling ball.
[02:18] Jashin
    Take this! Murder Ball!
[02:27] Goblin
    My arm!
[02:28] Skull
    Goblin!
[02:29] Ganesha
    You okay?!
[02:30] Jashin
    Got 'im!
[02:31] Vampire
    You're amazing, Jashin-chan!
[02:33] Medusa
    I hope he's okay...
[02:37] All
    Hang in there, Goblin!
SIGN    Hell's Fun
SIGN    Social Studies
SIGN    Year 3
[02:54] Ganesha
    We will avenge Goblin!
[02:57] Jashin
    I'll just destroy all of you, too!
[02:59] Vampire
    That's right!
[02:59] Medusa
    Let's try not to hurt each other...
[03:00] Bird
    Better be ready!
[03:01] Goblin
    Hold it!
[03:03] Goblin
    You didn't forget about me, did you?
[03:06] All
    Goblin!
[03:07] Goblin
    The one who will avenge Goblin... is Goblin!
[03:10] Ganesha
    Are you okay?
[03:12] Goblin
    Yep! I willed my arm to grow back!
[03:13] Medusa
    Everyone...
[03:13] Skull
    Wow! Are you the Devil King or something?!
[03:15] Medusa
    Jashin-chan?
[03:17] Jashin
    Jashin-chan is now arriving on track 2.
[03:21] Jashin
    Wanna jump on?
[03:22] Minos
    Who are you?
[03:25] Jashin
    I'm... the shampoo that also conditions.
[03:30] Minos
    Shampoo?
[03:31] Jashin
    It's a joke. My name's Jashin-chan.
SIGN    Déjà vu...
[03:35] Minos
    Jashin-chan...
[03:36] Jashin
    Why aren't you playing with everyone?
[03:41] Minos
    I want to...
[03:43] Minos
    but it seems like they're all scared of me.
[03:49] Minos
    Aren't you scared of me?
[03:51] Jashin
    Huh? Not at all.
[03:54] Minos
    N-No one will like you
    if you hang around with me!
[03:57] Minos
    You won't be able to play
    with your friends anymore!
[03:59] Jashin
    Huh? Sure I will.
[04:02] Jashin
    They're my friends.
[04:04] Minos
    That's not what I mean!
[04:12] Jashin
    I heard that the minotaurs
    are a strong, kind-hearted race.
[04:18] Jashin
    They all just have the wrong idea.
[04:20] Jashin
    If you play with them,
    you can clear things up.
[04:23] Medusa
    Uh-huh!
[04:25] Minos
    Y-You think so?
[04:27] Jashin
    This is my best friend, Medusa.
[04:30] Jashin
    She's a weakling and a crybaby,
    so she gets picked on a lot.
[04:34] Jashin
    Of course, I pick on her a lot, too.
[04:36] Minos
    You're awful.
[04:38] Jashin
    That's right! I'm absolutely awful!
[04:41] Jashin
    Pretty awesome, huh?
[04:42] Minos
    You can't be both...
[04:45] Medusa
    Jashin-chan's dumb, but she's really nice!
[04:49] Jashin
    Who're you calling nice?!
[04:50] Minos
    But you didn't mind the "dumb" part...
[04:52] Medusa
    Minos-chan!
[04:53] Medusa
    Be Jashin-chan's friend, okay?
[04:56] Jashin
    Darn it, Medusa! Don't say it like that!
[04:59] Jashin
    I'm offering to be her friend!
[05:02] Jashin
    Come back here!
[05:04] Medusa
    I don't wanna!
[05:10] Minos
    You two are funny!
[05:15] Jashin
    Ding-a-ling-a-ling!
[05:17] Jashin
    Jashin-chan is now departing on track 2!
[05:20] Jashin
    Anyone who wants to play
    dodgeball better get on!
[05:23] Medusa
    Okay! I'll ride!
[05:25] Jashin
    The fare's one million.
[05:27] Medusa
    Huh?!
[05:28] Jashin
    For a million, you can
    ride all you want, forever.
[05:31] Jashin
    Great deal, right?
[05:37] Minos
    I'll ride, too!
[05:40] Jashin
    Okay, off we go! Watch 'er blow!
[05:44] Jashin
    And I'm two million richer!
[05:45] Medusa
    Huh?!
[05:47] Goblin
    Here.
[05:48] Minos
    Thanks!
[05:49] Minos
    Take that!
[05:52] Minos
    Hi-yah!
[05:54] Minos
    Here it comes!
SIGN    Year 3 Pazuzu Class
SIGN    You three have become very close, haven't you?
SIGN    Stand there until classes are over.
[06:33] Jashin
    I forgot that happened.
[06:36] Yurine
    You're being so quiet. It's not like you.
[06:39] Yurine
    This is the least cheerful you've
    been since the anime started.
[06:44] Yurine
    Who wants a million yen?
[06:47] Jashin
    I never did get my two million back then...
[06:53] Yurine
    You're lonely because Medusa and Minos
    are stuck in Hell for that festival, huh?
[06:59] Jashin
    A-Am not! It's not like that!
[07:02] Yurine
    The light has completely
    vanished from your face.
[07:06] Yurine
    They haven't been to the human
    realm in about a month now...
[07:11] Jashin
    Festivals in Hell last a long time.
[07:15] Yurine
    Why don't you try calling them?
[07:17] Jashin
    I can't call while they're at a festival.
[07:19] Jashin
    That'd be thoughtless of me.
[07:24] Yurine
    Are festivals in Hell that exciting?
[07:27] Jashin
    Everyone in Hell has forgotten about me.
[07:32] Jashin
    I might as well...
[07:33] Jashin
    ...not even exist at all.
[07:35] Yurine
    Oh, this is getting annoying now.
[07:37] Jashin
    I haven't ever heard a word from my parents.
[07:39] Jashin
    I wonder what Mom and Dad are up to...
[07:42] Jashin
    Don't they care that their daughter
    didn't come home for the festival?
[07:47] Jashin
    Maybe they actually just took me in,
[07:50] Jashin
    and I'm not their real daughter?
[07:53] Yurine
    Come to think of it, you've never
    talked about your parents before.
[08:01] Jashin
    Leggo.
[08:02] Yurine
    What do your parents do?
[08:06] Jashin
    Well, lots of stuff.
[08:08] Yurine
    Such as?
[08:09] Jashin
    Uh, like... business?
[08:11] Yurine
    They do lots of... business?
[08:13] Yurine
    You mean, they run a business as a pair?
[08:15] Jashin
    Not exactly as a pair...
[08:17] Jashin
    They have a lot of underlings,
    so it's more like a group...
[08:21] Yurine
    What? You mean, they have subsidiaries?
[08:24] Yurine
    Or a "group" in the corporate
    sense? Like, a conglomerate?
[08:27] Jashin
    Well, something like that...
[08:29] Yurine
    It's a conglomerate?
[08:30] Jashin
    In Japan, you'd call it the "So-and-So
    Conglomerate," or "Such-and-Such Group"...
[08:34] Yurine
    They're aristocrats?!
[08:35] Jashin
    I-In Hell, they're called "devistocrats"...
[08:39] Yurine
    Hang on!
[08:39] Yurine
    Does that make you some kind of princess?!
[08:43] Yurine
    I don't believe it! That's a shock
    to both me and the viewers!
[08:47] Yurine
    Give me all the details!
[08:49] Jashin
    Why? You've already made
    me give most of them.
[08:52] Yurine
    What?
[08:52] Jashin
    N-Next time, okay?
[08:54] Yurine
    You know, if you're a lady of high standing,
[08:57] Yurine
    people might see you differently.
[08:59] Jashin
    I-It's not like that!
SIGN    Smart-Aleck Devil
[09:01] Jashin
    I'm a smart-aleck devil! A pachinko addict!
[09:04] Yurine
    I was kidding.
[09:04] ---
    A fool! A scumbag! A moocher!
    A lousy cook! A common idiot!
[09:05] Yurine
    Your self-abuse is actually painful to watch.
[09:08] Yurine
    Anyway,
[09:08] Yurine
    why don't you give your
    parents a call, at least?
[09:11] Yurine
    They might be worried
    about why their daughter
[09:15] Yurine
    didn't make it home for the festival.
[09:20] Jashin
    I don't want to bother
    them at work, though...
[09:25] Jashin
    It's ringing!
[09:28] Jashin
    They ans—
[09:29] Jashin
    And they hung up.
[09:31] Yurine
    Sorry I made you do that.
[09:33] Yurine
    Why don't you go out and
    take your mind off things?
[09:36] Yurine
    Here's your allowance.
[09:37] Jashin
    I don't need it.
[09:39] Jashin
    I'll just go for a walk.
SIGN    Beth
[09:47] Jashin
    Hey, Beth.
[09:49] Jashin
    I'll take you with me on my walk for once.
[09:53] Jashin
    Beth went back to Hell, too?
[09:56] Jashin
    Beasts of Hell do come
    from Hell, after all...
[09:59] Jashin
    Bah!
SIGN    Smack
SIGN    Smack
SIGN    Smack
SIGN    Beth
[10:07] Jashin
    I feel so empty...
[10:11] Jashin
    Why did you choose this spot to die?
[10:15] Jashin
    Hey, custodian! There's a dead cicada here!
[10:17] Jashin
    Shouldn't you clean it up?!
[10:27] Jashin
    Hmph!
[10:31] Jashin
    Gah! The cicada final!
[10:36] Jashin
    Hey, you!
[10:37] Jashin
    I know what you look like!
[10:39] Jashin
    Next time I see you,
    I'll fry you up and eat you!
[10:42] Jashin
    Better make every moment
    of your seven-day lifespan count!
[10:49] Jashin
    Bah.
[10:50] DevilA
    Cicadas are believed to live only for a week,
[10:53] DevilA
    but they actually live for about a month.
[10:56] DevilA
    Well? Feeling a lot less
    sympathetic now, aren't you?
[11:02] Yurine
    It's not like Jashin-chan to turn down money.
[11:06] Yurine
    Maybe 500 yen wasn't enough?
[11:17] Jashin
    I'll play some pachinko or something.
SIGN    Life Theater
[11:21] Jashin
    I lost.
[11:24] Jashin
    What I need right now is a hearty
    plate of Bondy curry to cheer me up!
[11:30] Radio
    How are you all spending this
    afternoon of your summer break?
[11:33] Jashin
    I was in the mood for Manten, anyway.
[11:34] Radio
    I'm your host, radio personality, Kohyo Denpa.
[11:38] Radio
    Let's get straight into it with this segment:
[11:40] Radio
    "Scary Daytime Stories
    That Aren't Scary At All."
[11:46] Radio
    In this popular segment,
[11:48] Radio
    I read all the scary and bizarre
    stories our listeners send in
[11:51] Radio
    during the daytime
    so they'll be less scary.
[11:53] (Flashback) Minos
    Seconds on the extra-large curry!
[11:54] (Flashback) Medusa
    Wow! And that was such a generous portion!
[11:54] Radio
    Ghosts, UFOs, UMAs, giant
    monsters... Anything goes.
[11:58] Radio
    Here's our first submission.
    It's from Devil A-san in Tokyo.
[12:02] Radio
    "Hello, Koyho Denpa-san." Hello!
[12:03] Jashin
    I hope they're still eating okay in Hell...
[12:05] Radio
    "I saw a UFO. You might not believe me,
[12:09] Radio
    but one day, I was..."
[12:14] Jashin
    My belly is full, but my heart remains empty.
[12:19] Jashin
    It's so quiet.
[12:21] Jashin
    This area's usually packed with people.
[12:24] Jashin
    All right!
[12:25] Jashin
    Jashin-chan Dropkick!
[12:26] Jashin
    Dropkick! Dropkick! Dropkick! Dropkick!
    Dropkick! Dropkick! Dropkick! Dropkick!
[12:34] Jashin
    Jashin-chan Dropkick!
[12:36] Jashin
    Dropkick!
[12:37] Jashin
    Jashin-chan Dropkick!
[12:40] Jashin
    There. I saw my chance to
    unleash my dropkick, and I took it.
[12:45] Jashin
    I bet some of you forgot
    about our giveaway campaign
SIGN    Dropkick on My Devil! Dash
    Gift Giveaway Campaign
SIGN    Check our
    homepage
    for details.
[12:48] ---
    and just had this on for background noise.
[12:50] Jashin
    Don't forget to count all of my dropkicks
    and send in those submissions!
[12:58] Jashin
    It's quiet.
[13:00] Jashin
    Too quiet.
[13:03] Jashin
    What in the world happened to this town?
[13:08] Jashin
    Maybe...
[13:09] Jashin
    ...a spaceship showed up while I was asleep
[13:13] Jashin
    and abducted the entire human race?
[13:17] Jashin
    Or maybe all humans turned
    into zombies overnight,
[13:21] Jashin
    and they're hiding someplace
    dark during the day?
[13:26] Jashin
    I hope I'm not the only one
    left on Earth right now...
[13:32] Robot
    Yo! Thanks for dropping in!
[13:35] Jashin
    Never seen a robot clerk like this before.
[13:37] Robot
    Check it!
[13:39] Poporon
    I want to eat some soft serve...
SIGN    Lick Lick Lick Lick Lick Lick
SIGN    Lick Lick Lick Lick Lick Lick
SIGN    Lick Lick Lick Lick Lick Lick
SIGN    Lick Lick Lick Lick Lick Lick
SIGN    Lick Lick Lick Lick Lick Lick
SIGN    Lick Lick Lick Lick Lick Lick
SIGN    Lick Lick Lick Lick Lick Lick
SIGN    Lick Lick Lick Lick Lick Lick
[13:46] Poporon
    Meat and Potatoes is eating soft serve!
[13:50] Jashin
    Hey, it's you!
[13:52] Jashin
    On a delivery?
[13:53] Jashin
    Don't you have any "just have a drink"-type
    things that angels do on breaks?
[13:58] Poporon
    What does that mean?
    It sounds like some old song lyric!
[14:01] Poporon
    I was collecting the empty bowls
    to take back to the store.
[14:01] Jashin
    What could I say that would make sense, then?
SIGN    Genesis
[14:04] Poporon
    Unlike you, I don't have
    a lot of time on my hands.
[14:04] Jashin
    How about, "Now go"?
[14:06] Poporon
    Though, I do like that we get fewer
    delivery orders during Obon season...
[14:06] Jashin
    Or "Starship"? Or "Yamamoto"?
[14:10] Poporon
    Are you even listening?
[14:12] Jashin
    Anyway, want a bite?
[14:14] Poporon
    I don't want your half-eaten soft serve.
[14:17] Jashin
    This isn't soft serve.
[14:19] Jashin
    It's that ice cream they sell at the
    convenience store that looks like soft serve.
[14:24] Jashin
    I call it "hard serve."
[14:27] Poporon
    Oh, really?
[14:28] Jashin
    I guess you don't get my sense of humor.
[14:41] Poporon
    Summers in the human realm sure are hot.
[14:48] Poporon
    What's your problem? You look all gloomy.
[14:50] Poporon
    It's not like you.
[14:54] Jashin
    If Pekola went back to Heaven...
[14:57] Jashin
    and you were left here alone,
    would you be lonely?
[15:01] Poporon
    Huh? What brought that on?
[15:04] Poporon
    And no.
[15:05] Poporon
    I wouldn't be lonely at all.
[15:09] Jashin
    I see.
[15:10] Jashin
    Well, bye.
[15:13] Poporon
    Wait! What on earth's gotten into you?
[15:20] Poporon
    If I was left here alone, huh?
[15:27] Poporon
    I'll go pick on Pekola-sama
    before I head home.
[15:30] Jashin
    I'm back.
[15:36] Jashin
    Who are you?
[15:37] Yurine
    Huh?!
[15:38] Jashin
    Huh?!
[15:39] Jashin
    Wait, it's you, Yurine?
[15:41] Jashin
    I didn't recognize you in that costume.
[15:44] Yurine
    Can you only identify
    people by what they wear?
[15:47] Jashin
    My bad, my bad.
[15:49] Jashin
    So, why are you wearing that, anyway?
[15:52] Yurine
    Uh... b-because...
[15:54] Yurine
    I just wanted a little change of pace.
[15:57] Yurine
    What do you think of this outfit?
[15:59] Jashin
    Hmm... It looks sort of cheap.
[16:02] Jashin
    Like something they'd
    sell at a party goods shop.
[16:04] Yurine
    That figures.
[16:05] Yurine
    I did get it from a party goods shop.
[16:09] Jashin
    What is it a costume of, anyway?
[16:12] Yurine
    Huh? Can't you tell?
[16:17] Yurine
    It's a devil.
[16:20] Jashin
    A devil?! More like one of those bacteria
    from an illustration about tooth decay!
[16:24] Yurine
    What would look more like a devil, then?
[16:27] Jashin
    This.
[16:28] Yurine
    Oh, right. You're a devil. I forgot.
[16:32] Jashin
    That's a pretty important detail.
    Don't just forget it.
[16:37] Yurine
    You want me to put on a tail
    and go around with my top bare?
[16:40] Yurine
    No way. I'd humiliate myself.
[16:42] Jashin
    Apologize to all the people
    who cosplayed me at anime cons!
[16:47] Yurine
    What?
[16:48] Jashin
    Seeing that cheap costume
    is starting to irritate me!
[16:52] Jashin
    And that's supposed to be a devil?!
    It's an insult to devils!
[16:55] Yurine
    You make one, then.
[16:58] Yurine
    You're good at that sort of thing, right?
[17:00] Jashin
    Sure! I'll make a costume for you!
[17:06] Jashin
    Sewing machine, sewing machine...
[17:07] Jashin
    Just leave it all to me!
[17:17] Jashin
    All done!
[17:20] Jashin
    Wow! That's awesome!
[17:22] Jashin
    You look awesome!
[17:24] Jashin
    Fine work, if I do say so myself!
[17:27] Yurine
    It does look pretty cool,
[17:30] Yurine
    but it exposes so much...
[17:32] Jashin
    Nah, not really!
[17:34] Yurine
    Maybe not in your mind!
[17:36] Jashin
    There's also...
[17:37] Jashin
    Ta-da!
[17:38] Jashin
    I made a cape out of the leftover cloth!
[17:41] Yurine
    You had that much leftover?
[17:43] Jashin
    This isn't just any cape.
[17:46] Jashin
    It's the Pigeon Baron's cape.
[17:50] Yurine
    The Pigeon Baron?
SIGN    Pigeon
SIGN    Pigeon
SIGN    Baron
SIGN    Baron
SIGN    Pigeon
SIGN    Pigeon
SIGN    Baron
SIGN    Baron
[17:57] Pigeon
    I am the Pigeon Baron.
[17:59] Pigeon
    I'm a very bad guy!
[18:01] Pigeon
    Today, I'll take this bun
    that I bought at Savin'...
[18:04] Pigeon
    and casually place it in the
    bread section at Fanny Mart!
[18:07] Pigeon
    "Why is there Savin' bread at Fanny Mart?!"
[18:10] Pigeon
    The humans will be thoroughly confused!
SIGN    To Be Continued
[18:13] Pigeon
    Pigeon, pigeon, pigeon, pigeon, pigeon!
[18:15] Jashin
    He really is the coolest!
[18:17] ---
    He wears a mask of a dove, the symbol
    of peace, but does all those bad things!
[18:23] Jashin
    And more than anything,
    his cape is so freaking cool!
[18:26] Yurine
    Uh, I see...
[18:28] Jashin
    I'm gonna put it on right now!
[18:33] Jashin
    I look so damn cool!
[18:35] Yurine
    Yeah, okay.
[18:36] Jashin
    Oh, dear.
[18:37] Jashin
    This amazingness...
[18:40] Jashin
    ...must be seen by everyone in Jinbocho!
[18:43] Yurine
    Stop it. You're embarrassing me.
[18:44] Jashin
    Come on! Isn't this the coolest thing ever?!
[18:47] Jashin
    It's so hot!
[18:49] Jashin
    Hey! What are you doing?!
[18:51] Yurine
    Don't worry.
[18:52] Yurine
    Just hold still.
[18:56] Yurine
    How's that?
[18:59] Jashin
    I like it! It suits me!
[19:02] Yurine
    I made you look cute.
[19:04] Yurine
    Now stay at home and behave yourself.
[19:05] Jashin
    'Kay!
[19:07] Jashin
    I really like this!
[19:09] Jashin
    Oh, I know!
[19:10] Jashin
    Since we're both dressed up,
    let's take a selfie together!
[19:13] Jashin
    Selfie, selfie!
[19:15] Jashin
    Say "Nagoya cochin"!
[19:19] Jashin
    I kinda goofed up on your costume.
[19:22] Jashin
    You have no boobs,
[19:24] Jashin
    so I shouldn't have made a design
    that emphasizes the chest.
[19:27] Jashin
    You have nothing to emphasize.
[19:31] Jashin
    There's so much space here,
    it actually looks kinda goofy.
[19:35] Jashin
    Right?
[19:37] Jashin
    Huh?
[19:38] Jashin
    What?
[19:43] Jashin
    Eisbein!
[19:46] Yurine
    I just felt annoyed for some reason.
[19:48] Yurine
    This outfit itself is cute, though.
[19:50] Yurine
    I like it.
[19:52] All
    We're back!
[19:53] Medusa
    Oh?
[19:54] Medusa
    What's that outfit for,
    Yurine-san? It's so cute!
[19:57] Minos
    How've you been doing?
[19:59] Minos
    Actually, I guess we weren't
    away that long, huh?
[20:02] Medusa
    Oh, your hair looks cute that way!
[20:04] Jashin
    Y-You're back already?
[20:07] Jashin
    It was so nice and quiet while you
    guys were back in Hell. What a pity.
[20:12] Medusa
    Aw, listen to you.
SIGN    Just can't be honest, can you?
[20:16] Minos
    Hey!
[20:16] Minos
    That's the Pigeon Baron's cape, isn't it?
[20:19] Minos
    Let me wear it for a while, too!
[20:22] Jashin
    Don't zoom the camera out!
[20:25] Jashin
    With my hair up like this,
    you'll see everything!
[20:27] Yurine
    You're a real pain.
[20:41] Clock
    How amusing! How amusing! How amusing!
[20:48] Jashin
    You guys pick the best souvenirs!
[20:51] Minos
    We knew you'd like it!
SIGN    I'm gla—
[20:54] Jashin
    Oh, yeah! Aren't you three hungry?
[20:57] Minos
    I'm starving!
[20:58] Medusa
    Since we left Hell in a hurry,
[21:00] Medusa
    we haven't eaten since this morning.
[21:03] Jashin
    I'll whip up something tasty right now!
SIGN    M-My bones...
SIGN    M-My backbone...
[21:06] Medusa
    Okay! I'll help!
[21:08] Minos
    Me, too!
[21:10] Minos
    Tie me up in back, would you?
[21:12] Jashin
    Oh, very well!
SIGN    Ouch...
SIGN    Jashin-chan sure is in a good mood.
SIGN    Did something good happen?
[21:22] Yurine
    Well, yes.
[21:22] Minos
    All ready!
[21:24] Jashin
    I'll make whatever you want today, Yurine!
[21:27] Jashin
    Anything! Just name it!
[21:29] Yurine
    Okay... I'll say curry, then.
[21:31] Jashin
    I had curry for lunch, though.
[21:33] Medusa
    Huh?
[21:33] Minos
    No fair eating curry without us!
[21:35] Jashin
    It's not my fault you guys weren't here!
[23:10] Yurine
    Kyon-kyon, you want to be human, right?
[23:12] Kyon
    Yes! I want to become
    a human as soon as possible!
[23:15] Ran
    Undo the curse on your sister first!
[23:17] Ran
    Release me from this panda form!
[23:19] Yurine
    Remind me. Why'd you turn into a panda?
[23:20] Ran
    I would've rather been a different animal!
[23:23] Yurine
    Why?
[23:24] Ran
    Like a shoebill, maybe!
[23:26] Ran
    It'd be fun to just stand around all day!
[23:28] Kyon
    Oh, no! Onee-chan turned into a shoebill!
[23:33] Yurine
    Hmm... I think I get it.
[23:35] Ran
    This isn't fun at all!
[23:37] Kyon
    Life just isn't kind, is it?

Season 2 - Dropkick on My Devil!! Dash

E9 - Untitled

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[00:02] Jashin
    Seven... eight... nine...
[00:07] Jashin
    Ten.
[00:11] Jashin
    I couldn't stop it.
[00:13] Jashin
    Catch up! Get in there!
[00:16] Jashin
    Our money for this month's living
    expenses vanished at the races.
[00:21] Jashin
    What's more...
[00:22] (Flashback) Medusa
    Sorry, Jashin-chan.
[00:23] (Flashback) Medusa
    I'm going on a trip with my family,
    so I'll be away from the human realm for a week.
[00:29] Jashin
    She's vanished from my life, too.
[00:29] Medusa
    I'll buy you souvenirs!
SIGN    To Jashin-chan
    From Medusa
[00:33] Jashin
    All she left for me was a single letter.
SIGN    m 0 0 l 100 0 100 100 0 100
SIGN    Dear Jashin-chan «
    
SIGN    Use this money to buy food and have a little
    bit of fun while I'm away from the human
    realm. I really would like to go see you, but
    my dad has gone all-out for this trip. Sorry.
    I'll be visiting lots of places, so I'll buy you
    souvenirs again. Look forward to it!
    Oh, and Yurine-san called me saying that she
    suspects you've been going to the races again.
    You can use some of this money for that if you
    want, but if you use Yurine-san's money, make
    sure you return it. There's 100,000 yen here,
    so you should be fine, but if it starts to run low,
    just call me and I'll send more.
[00:37] (Flashback) Medusa
    Dear Jashin-chan. Use this money—
[00:39] Jashin
    Way to go, ATM!
[00:41] Jashin
    I thought I'd dodged this bullet
    that came flying out of nowhere...
[00:46] Jashin
    Ten bills...
[00:48] Jashin
    All the bills Medusa left me three
    days ago were ten-thousands.
[00:53] Jashin
    When did they turn into thousands?!
[00:56] DevilA
    Allow me to explain.
[00:57] DevilA
    Jashin-chan is...
[00:59] DevilA
    ...going to do the same thing again!
[01:01] Jashin
    I'm doomed!
SIGN    Life
    Theater
[02:34] Jashin
    If you don't have money,
    you just need to make some!
[02:36] Jashin
    Using alchemy!
[02:38] Jashin
    Yes! It's time to reveal my title!
[02:42] Jashin
    It's...
SIGN    FULLMONEY ALCHEMIST
SIGN    FULLMONEY ALCHEMIST
SIGN    FULLMONEY ALCHEMIST
SIGN    FULLMONEY ALCHEMIST
[02:43] Jashin
    The Full... Money Alchemist!
[02:48] Jashin
    My power... is the power of money.
[02:57] Jashin
    This wasn't supposed to...
[03:01] Jashin
    Damn it!
[03:04] Jashin
    It was all taken from me!
[03:06] Jashin
    Why?! Isn't it all about
    equivalent exchange?!
[03:08] Jashin
    How does 10,000 yen
    transmute into three candies?!
[03:12] Kyon
    Jashin-chan!
[03:14] Jashin
    Kyon-Kyon?
[03:15] Kyon
    Pachinko again?
[03:17] Ran
    I bet you lost again, didn't you?
[03:19] Jashin
    Damn you, Ran-Ran!
[03:20] Jashin
    I just happened to lose today!
    I'm still in profit overall!
[03:23] Ran
    The only one who profits
    in gambling is the bookmaker.
[03:26] Jashin
    Screw you!
[03:27] Jashin
    You're just a dumb animal that eats
    bamboo even though you're a carnivore!
[03:31] Jashin
    Suck on this candy I transmuted and shut up!
[03:35] Jsahin
    Here. You get one, too.
[03:38] Kyon
    It's sweet!
[03:39] Ran
    Wei dao bu cuo!
[03:42] Jashin
    By the way...
[03:44] Jashin
    Have you two gotten paid for
    your work at the used bookstore?
[03:48] Kyon
    Yep!
[03:50] Jashin
    Listen, I hate to let this slip...
[03:55] Jashin
    but there's a big race tomorrow that
    could cancel out my losses from today.
[04:00] Jashin
    So...
[04:01] Jashin
    Lend me some mon—
[04:03] Jashin
    Wh-What? What is it?
[04:05] Ran
    Oh, no!
[04:06] Ran
    M-My body feels...
[04:08] Ran
    This is bad! This is definitely bad!
[04:11] Kyon
    What's wrong, Onee-chan?
[04:12] Jashin
    What? You gonna die?
[04:23] Jashin
    Did she die?
[04:24] Jashin
    Was there poison in that candy?
[04:26] Kyon
    Poison wouldn't kill her!
[04:29] Kyon
    Jiangshi are immortal!
[04:30] Jashin
    Yeah, but I could die from it.
[04:32] Jashin
    Whew! Good thing I didn't eat it!
[04:41] Ran
    Whew... I thought for sure I was gonna die.
[04:44] Ran
    Even though I'm already dead.
[04:48] Ran
    Huh? What's wrong with you two?
[04:52] Kyon
    You're back to normal!
[04:54] Ran
    What?!
[04:57] Ran
    The panda curse is gone...
[04:59] Kyon
    This is great, Onee-chan!
[05:01] Jashin
    Your panda form was a curse?
[05:04] Ran
    But how...
[05:06] Kyon
    Maybe that strawberry milk
    candy had a curse-lifting effect!
[05:10] Ran
    Strawberry milk candy?
[05:13] Ran
    Strawberry milk candy!
[05:14] Kyon
    Strawberry milk candy! That must be it!
[05:17] Jashin
    That must be it. For sure.
[05:21] Jashin
    I want to share in the joy
    you're feeling over lifting that curse.
[05:25] Jashin
    I hate to say this, believe me,
[05:27] Jashin
    but that candy was originally mine.
[05:30] Jashin
    Which means it's not a stretch to say
    that I removed your curse, is it?
[05:36] Jashin
    Is it? Is it? Is it?
[05:41] Jashin
    Therefore, I humbly request
    that you thank me accordingly.
[05:45] Kyon
    Yes, you're right! It's all thanks to you!
[05:49] Ran
    What would you like as thanks?
SIGN    This is the face
[05:51] DevilA
    This is the face.
[05:53] Jashin
    Cash! I'm the Fullmoney
    Alchemist, after all!
[05:56] Jashin
    Of course it's money I want!
[05:58] Jashin
    Fifty—
[06:00] Jashin
    No, a hundred thousand will do it!
[06:02] Ran
    Sure!
[06:03] Kyon
    It's a good thing we came to Japan!
[06:07] Jashin
    Equivalent exchange...
[06:09] Jashin
    All things can be considered
    a form of transmutation.
[06:11] Jashin
    Losing at the races, Medusa's money,
[06:14] Jashin
    the way I just happened
    to lose at pachinko...
[06:17] Jashin
    It all happened so that this
    candy would earn me 100,000 yen!
[06:21] Jashin
    Way to go, me!
[06:23] Jashin
    I'm not called the Fullmoney
    Alchemist for nothing!
[06:29] Ran
    Ow!
[06:30] Ran
    I turned back...
[06:33] Jashin
    Don't put it away!
[06:34] Ran
    Sniff...
[06:35] Jashin
    Don't worry!
[06:37] Jashin
    I still have one candy left!
[06:39] Jashin
    Here, eat it! Eat the candy!
[06:42] Jashin
    There, see?
[06:43] Jashin
    I'd like my 100,000 yen, please!
[06:47] Kyon
    She's still a panda.
[06:48] Jashin
    I'd like my 100,000 yen, please!
[06:50] Ran
    I guess it was just a fluke.
[06:52] Kyon
    But you did briefly turn back to normal.
[06:55] Kyon
    Maybe there's some kind of hint to that candy.
[06:56] Jashin
    I'd like my 100,000 yen, please!
[06:57] Ran
    You think so?
[06:59] Jashin
    I'd like...
[07:00] Ran
    But it didn't work. The curse wasn't lifted.
[07:02] Jashin
    ...my 100,000 yen...
[07:03] Kyon
    Want to buy strawberry milk candies
    at the grocery store on the way home?
[07:06] Ran
    Sure.
[07:06] Kyon
    Let's eat them every day for a while!
[07:07] Jashin
    I'm the one who gave you that hint.
[07:09] Ran
    Good idea.
[07:10] Jashin
    My transmutation failed!
SIGN    I'll never leave you again
SIGN    The old flame has
    been rekidnapped
[07:30] Pino
    I think you mean "the old
    flame has been rekindled."
[07:36] Yurine
    So cute.
[07:37] Yurine
    I'd love to have these clothes.
[07:40] Jashin
    Clothes? Really?
[07:42] Yurine
    What?
[07:43] Jashin
    Like I always say, clothes are for the weak.
[07:47] Jashin
    People who wear clothes are weak!
    Being weak is embarrassing!
[07:50] Jashin
    In other words, people who
    wear clothes are embarrassing!
[07:53] Yurine
    This outfit's nice, too.
[07:55] Jashin
    Don't ignore me.
[07:57] Medusa
    Hello!
[08:00] Medusa
    I brought you some really good stuff today!
[08:03] Jashin
    Medusa?
[08:04] Yurine
    Good stuff?
[08:05] Medusa
    Apples specially ordered
    from the Garden of Eden!
SIGN    m 50 0 b 100 0 100 100 50 100 b 0 100 0 0 50 0
SIGN    Grown
    by me
SIGN    Grown
    by me
[08:09] Jashin
    What?! The ones you have to wait hundreds
    of years to receive after ordering?
[08:14] Jashin
    Those Eden apples?!
[08:15] Medusa
    I ordered them a couple of centuries
    ago, and they finally arrived.
[08:19] Yurine
    This is a conversation
    humans could never have.
[08:23] Jashin
    Let's cut them up and eat them right now!
[08:27] Yurine
    Wow. All we did was cut
    them, but they're shining.
[08:30] Jashin
    The way they felt when
    I cut them was otherworldly.
[08:34] Yurine
    Well, they are from another world.
[08:41] Yurine
    They're so good.
[08:42] Yurine
    Both the look and the taste
    are absolutely otherworldly.
[08:46] Medusa
    Yeah! They were worth
    the two-hundred year wait!
[08:50] Yurine
    Jashin-chan, what's wrong?
[08:54] Jashin
    I...
[08:55] Jashin
    I'm so ashamed!
[08:57] Jashin
    Why do I feel so incredibly ashamed?
[09:00] Jashin
    Oh, no! I'm not wearing any clothes!
[09:04] Jashin
    Have I been walking around town
    in this shameful state all this time?!
[09:08] Jashin
    I must put on some clothes!
[09:11] Medusa
    What got into her?
[09:13] Yurine
    Could these have caused it?
SIGN    Eve
SIGN    Adam
SIGN    Shame!
SIGN    Shame!
[09:16] Yurine
    It's a well-known creation story.
[09:19] Yurine
    A snake tricked Adam and Eve
[09:21] Yurine
    into eating the forbidden fruit of Eden,
[09:24] Yurine
    and for the first time, they felt shame.
[09:26] Medusa
    And these apples have the same effect?
[09:29] Yurine
    I think so.
[09:30] Medusa
    But why did it only affect Jashin-chan?
[09:33] Yurine
    Well, the two of us already had clothes on,
[09:36] Yurine
    and Jashin-chan is a snake...
[09:41] Jashin
    That was so embarrassing.
[09:42] Yurine
    I guess thousands of years of deceiving
    humans finally came back to bite the snake.
[09:47] Jashin
    Clothes are great.
[09:49] Jashin
    They protect us from shame.
[09:52] Jashin
    Anyone who doesn't wear clothes is a fool!
[09:57] Jashin
    Medusa, you should give a little more
    thought to the clothes you wear.
[10:00] Medusa
    Huh?
[10:02] Jashin
    What?
[10:04] Jashin
    What is this?! The feeling
    of shame won't go away!
[10:06] Jashin
    I feel ashamed just to be alive!
SIGN    I have lived a shameful life.
    I can't understand how this thing
    called "human life" is supposed
    to work, seriously...
    
    From No Longer Human?
[10:10] Jashin
    I have lived a shameful life.
[10:13] Jashin
    I'll jump into the Tamagawa Aqueduct
    and die to escape this shame!
[10:20] Jashin
    But I don't want to die alone.
[10:23] Jashin
    I'm taking you with me!
[10:26] Jashin
    How 'bout it? Care to go
    out with me... forever?
[10:29] Medusa
    C-Can't breathe... Stop...
[10:31] Medusa
    Yurine-san, please help me!
[10:35] Yurine
    I guess I have no choice.
[10:36] Yurine
    Yurine-chan Dropkick!
[10:45] Pino
    What happened?
[10:46] Medusa
    I wonder how we get
    her back to normal...
[10:49] Yurine
    Let's bury her.
[10:50] Medusa
    Bury her?!
[10:51] Yurine
    Burial cures just about any malady.
[10:57] Jashin
    Oh. I'm better now.
[10:58] Jashin
    All the shame is gone.
[11:01] Yurine
    See?
[11:02] Pino
    What are you two doing?
[11:03] Jashin
    Clothes are for the weak!
[11:06] Jashin
    The greatest strength lies in nudity!
[11:10] Medusa
    I'm glad you're all better.
[11:11] Medusa
    Anyway, how did the apples
    we waited 200 years for taste?
[11:16] Jashin
    I was so embarrassed, I don't remember!
SIGN    m 0 0 l 100 0 100 100 0 100
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SIGN    Orphanage
    Iron Commando
[11:19] Pekola
    What? The Christmas party is canceled?
[11:21] Lady
    Yes.
[11:23] Lady
    I'm sorry to break the news after
    you came here in your Santa suit.
[11:26] Pekola
    I see...
[11:28] Lady
    We held out until the last possible moment,
[11:30] Lady
    but we just couldn't muster the funds.
[11:32] Lady
    Oh, but we will pay you for
    your service today, of course.
[11:36] Pekola
    That's not...
[11:38] Lady
    Please don't worry about it.
[11:40] Pekola
    But the children must be so disappointed
[11:43] Pekola
    that they can't have their Christmas party.
[11:45] Lady
    Yes, that's true...
[11:50] Pekola
    It appears the time to use this has come.
[11:56] Pekola
    Just 15,000 yen...
[11:58] Pekola
    This won't be enough to
    fund their Christmas party.
[12:03] Pekola
    The children all look forward to this Christmas
    party, and it only comes only once a year...
[12:07] Pekola
    I want to do something for them.
[12:11] Pekola
    But is there any way to earn
    a good amount of money quickly?
[12:19] Pekola
    Of course!
[12:20] Pekola
    I'll work with the humans!
[12:25] Pekola
    Joy to the world! The Lord is come!
[12:29] Pekola
    Let Earth receive her King!
[12:33] Pekola
    Let every heart prepare Him room,
[12:35] Pekola
    I'm so glad I was in the choir in Heaven.
[12:38] Pekola
    and Heaven and nature sing,
    and Heaven and nature sing,
[12:38] Pekola
    All the people who are moved by my song
[12:41] Pekola
    should help out by donating money!
[12:42] Pekola
    and Heaven, and Heaven, and nature sing!
[12:47] DevilA
    A few hours later...
[12:53] Pekola
    Not a single yen...
[12:56] Pekola
    How cruel. Can this really be possible?
[13:00] Pekola
    Couldn't just one person—just one
    single, solitary person—help me out?
[13:04] Poporon
    Pekola-sama?
[13:07] Pekola
    Poporon...
[13:12] Pekola
    You were in the choir too, weren't you?
[13:15] Pekola
    Would you help me?
[13:16] Poporon
    Huh?
[13:17] Poporon
    Why should I do that for a bunch
    of human kids I don't even know?
[13:22] Poporon
    I'm busy enough as it is.
[13:27] Poporon
    Don't you have your own life to live, too?
[13:29] Poporon
    What are you thinking?
[13:31] Pekola
    Yes, you're right,
[13:33] Pekola
    but I want to put smiles
    on the faces of those children.
[13:36] Poporon
    That's ridiculous!
[13:38] Poporon
    Haven't you learned
    anything since coming to Earth?
[13:40] Poporon
    There are countless people in
    need of saving all around the world.
[13:44] Poporon
    There's no point in just saving
    a handful of them. There are too many.
[13:47] Pekola
    There is a point!
[13:49] Pekola
    If an angel can't save the
    people right in front of her,
[13:51] Pekola
    there's no way she can save
    everyone who needs it!
[13:54] Poporon
    Oh, really?
[13:55] Poporon
    Okay, then. Farewell.
[13:58] Pekola
    She's so mean...
SIGN    m 0 0 l 100 0 100 100 0 100
SIGN    m 0 0 l 100 0 100 100 0 100
SIGN    Orphanage
    Iron Commando
[14:11] Poporon
    Is this the place
    Pekola-sama was talking about?
[14:15] Girl
    It's Noel-chan!
[14:17] Poporon
    Huh? You know who I am?
[14:20] Girl
    Yeah! I want to be an idol, too!
[14:24] Poporon
    You do? Why?
[14:27] Girl
    I want to make everyone smile, like you do!
[14:31] Girl
    Do you think I can become an idol?
[14:38] Poporon
    I know you can be an idol.
[14:40] Girl
    Really?
[14:41] Poporon
    I'll be rooting for you.
[14:43] Girl
    Yay! Thanks, Noel-chan!
[14:47] Poporon
    Merry Christmas.
[14:51] Girl
    Merry Christmas!
[14:58] Pekola
    Joy to the world... The Lord is come...
[15:04] Pekola
    I've been singing for so long,
SIGN    Life
[15:06] Pekola
    and all I've gotten is one fake coin.
SIGN    Life
[15:09] Pekola
    Why can't I get a single yen?
[15:11] Pekola
    What were all my years in the choir for?
[15:15] Poporon
    No one's going to listen
    to a boring song like that.
[15:20] Pekola
    Poporon...
[15:22] Pekola
    Why are you here? Did you
    come to ridicule me some more?
SIGN    Future Drive
SIGN    Amatsuka Noel
SIGN    Vague Gradation
SIGN    Amatsuka Noel
[15:30] [SONG] Song
    The season brings emotion
[15:32] [SONG] Song
    And faint illumination
[15:37] [SONG] Song
    I sing this hymn for you
[15:40] Poporon
    Attention, please!
[15:42] Poporon
    Your holy idol, Noel-chan,
[15:45] Poporon
    will now perform a free
    street concert for charity!
[15:51] [SONG] Song
    Evening at the station
SIGN    Moe
[15:51] Guy
    It's Noel-chan!
[15:53] Guy
    Noel-chan's doing a charity concert!
[15:54] [SONG] Song
    The people passing by are all automation
[15:58] [SONG] Song
    It's a little lonely
[16:02] [SONG] Song
    Where did they come from?
[16:05] [SONG] Song
    Where are they going?
[16:08] [SONG] Song
    It's all in a hard worker's imagination
[16:12] [SONG] Song
    Like the powdery snow
[16:17] [SONG] Song
    That's falling from the sky
[16:22] [SONG] Song
    It softly blankets the world
[16:27] [SONG] Song
    Never melting away
[16:33] [SONG] Song
    Just kidding!
[16:34] [SONG] Song
    It was just a joke, God
[16:37] [SONG] Song
    Just a trick of fate
[16:40] [SONG] Song
    The white town shows a vague gradation
[16:45] [SONG] Song
    I can't express it well
[16:48] [SONG] Song
    But I'm wishing as hard as I can
[16:51] [SONG] Song
    Let this moment last just a little longer
[17:01] Poporon
    Thank you, everyone!
[17:05] Chiba
    So godly! You're so godly, Noel-chan!
[17:06] Katsura
    My wallet's empty, but her spit
    sprayed on me, so I'm happy!
[17:08] Ozaki
    I don't have train fare to get
    home now, but no regrets!
[17:11] Mei
    All right, you three are under arrest.
[17:13] Three
    Huh?!
[17:14] Three
    Why?!
[17:15] Mei
    For the crime of being
    unbefitting of Christmas!
[17:18] Ozaki
    Mad police!
[17:19] Katsura
    Have mercy on us!
[17:21] Mei
    Excellent work, Mei! Merry Christmas!
[17:24] Poporon
    Here.
[17:25] Pekola
    Huh? Is this...
[17:27] Poporon
    Take it to the children.
[17:30] Pekola
    What brought this on?
[17:31] Poporon
    I don't feel like getting into it.
[17:34] Pekola
    You've helped so much. Thank you.
[17:38] Poporon
    I-I didn't do it to help you.
[17:43] Pekola
    Why don't we take it to them together?
[17:47] Poporon
    Oh, all right. I'll go with you, just this once.
[17:57] Poporon
    By the way, Pekola-sama,
[17:59] Poporon
    your singing sucked.
    You should practice more.
[18:01] Pekola
    Wha?!
[18:05] DevilA
    Blessings upon all people,
    devils, and angels!
[18:09] DevilA
    Merry Crucifixmas!
[18:14] Jashin
    I'll make it home.
[18:16] Jashin
    I won't make it home.
[18:17] Jashin
    I'll make it home.
[18:19] Jashin
    I won't make it ho—
[18:22] Jashin
    I won't make it home.
[18:23] Jashin
    Yes! I'm gonna make it back home!
[18:27] Jashin
    But really, it's going to be
    pretty hard to get back to Hell.
[18:31] Jashin
    I know that.
[18:33] Jashin
    Yurine hasn't even bothered
    to look for the second volume
[18:36] ---
    of the grimoire that has
    the return spell in it.
[18:38] Jashin
    And with my current powers,
    I can't kill her and go back home myself.
[18:44] Jabber
    You desire power?
[18:47] Jashin
    Yeah, I do.
[18:48] Jashin
    Dropkick!
[18:49] Jashin
    Enough power to kill Yurine easily...
[18:52] Jashin
    A powerful dropkick...
[18:55] Jashin
    Hell, as long as it kills Yurine,
    it doesn't even have to be a dropkick.
[18:59] Jabber
    The title has lost its meaning, then.
[19:03] Jashin
    But if I want more power,
    I need to train hard.
[19:08] Jashin
    Ugh, training is a pain.
[19:10] Jashin
    Isn't there a way to get
    stronger without much effort?
[19:18] Jashin
    I'll start by reading some
    books to build up my brains.
[19:21] Jashin
    Are there any smart books here?
SIGN    m 0 0 l 100 0 100 100 0 100
SIGN    Occult Maidens' Love
[19:25] Jashin
    Old-Fashioned Vending Machines,
SIGN    m 0 0 l 100 0 100 100 0 100
SIGN    m 0 0 l 100 0 100 100 0 100
SIGN    How Kefir Works
SIGN    m 0 0 l 100 0 100 100 0 100
SIGN    m 0 0 l 100 0 100 100 0 100
SIGN    m 0 0 l 100 0 100 100 0 100
SIGN    The Pigeon's Secret
SIGN    m 0 0 l 100 0 100 100 0 100
SIGN    m 0 0 l 100 0 100 100 0 100
SIGN    m 0 0 l 100 0 100 100 0 100
SIGN    The Sparrow's Secret
SIGN    m 0 0 l 100 0 100 100 0 100
SIGN    m 0 0 l 100 0 100 100 0 100
SIGN    m 0 0 l 100 0 100 100 0 100
SIGN    Old-Fashioned Vending Machines
SIGN    m 0 0 l 100 0 100 100 0 100
SIGN    m 0 0 l 100 0 100 100 0 100
SIGN    m 0 0 l 100 0 100 100 0 100
SIGN    Old-Fashioned Ice Cream
SIGN    m 0 0 l 100 0 100 100 0 100
SIGN    m 0 0 l 100 0 100 100 0 100
SIGN    m 0 0 l 100 0 100 100 0 100
SIGN    Old-Fashioned Summer Sweets
SIGN    m 0 0 l 100 0 100 100 0 100
SIGN    m 0 0 l 100 0 100 100 0 100
SIGN    m 0 0 l 100 0 100 100 0 100
SIGN    Old-Fashioned Summer Lyrics
SIGN    m 0 0 l 100 0 100 100 0 100
SIGN    m 0 0 l 100 0 100 100 0 100
SIGN    Chimpanzees
SIGN    m 0 0 l 100 0 100 100 0 100
SIGN    m 0 0 l 100 0 100 100 0 100
SIGN    m 0 0 l 100 0 100 100 0 100
SIGN    Its Name is "Gorilla"
SIGN    m 0 0 l 100 0 100 100 0 100
SIGN    m 0 0 l 100 0 100 100 0 100
SIGN    m 0 0 l 100 0 100 100 0 100
SIGN    Framing Primates
SIGN    m 0 0 l 100 0 100 100 0 100
SIGN    m 0 0 l 100 0 100 100 0 100
SIGN    m 0 0 l 100 0 100 100 0 100
SIGN    Another Kind of Ninja
SIGN    m 0 0 l 100 0 100 100 0 100
SIGN    m 0 0 l 100 0 100 100 0 100
SIGN    m 0 0 l 100 0 100 100 0 100
SIGN    Introductions to Ninjas
[19:27] Jashin
    Old-Fashioned Ice Cream,
[19:28] Jashin
    Old-Fashioned Summer Sweets,
[19:30] Jashin
    Old-Fashioned Summer Lyrics...
[19:33] Jashin
    Yurine does like this kind of thing.
[19:35] Jashin
    Grimoire Volume 1,
SIGN    m 0 0 l 100 0 100 100 0 100
SIGN    m 0 0 l 100 0 100 100 0 100
SIGN    m 0 0 l 100 0 100 100 0 100
SIGN    Secrets of Jinbocho
SIGN    m 0 0 l 100 0 100 100 0 100
SIGN    m 0 0 l 100 0 100 100 0 100
SIGN    Taro's Father
SIGN    m 0 0 l 100 0 100 100 0 100
SIGN    m 0 0 l 100 0 100 100 0 100
SIGN    Photobook
SIGN    Grimoire
SIGN    Volume 1
SIGN    Grimoire
SIGN    Volume 2
SIGN    m 0 0 l 100 0 100 100 0 100
SIGN    m 0 0 l 100 0 100 100 0 100
SIGN    The Potential of Adlay Tea
SIGN    m 0 0 l 100 0 100 100 0 100
SIGN    m 0 0 l 100 0 100 100 0 100
SIGN    Secrets of the Sparrow Rocket
SIGN    m 0 0 l 100 0 100 100 0 100
SIGN    Occult Maidens' Love
SIGN    m 0 0 l 100 0 100 100 0 100
SIGN    m 0 0 l 100 0 100 100 0 100
SIGN    m 0 0 l 100 0 100 100 0 100
SIGN    How Kefir Works
[19:37] Jashin
    Grimoire Volume 2...
[19:39] Jashin
    Then, there's Secrets of Jinbocho, and...
[19:45] Jashin
    Excuse me?!
[19:47] Jashin
    Grimoire
[19:47] Jashin
    Volume 2
[19:47] Jashin
    Grimoire
[19:47] Jashin
    Volume 2
[19:47] Jashin
    Grimoire
[19:47] Jashin
    Volume 2
[19:47] Jashin
    Grimoire Volume 2?!
[19:50] Jashin
    Why is the second volume
    of the grimoire here?!
[19:53] Jashin
    Is this real?
[19:55] Jashin
    It's not some self-published fanbook, is it?
[19:58] Jashin
    The return spell is right here!
[20:01] Jashin
    I have to tell the others
    about this right away!
[20:07] Medusa
    Congratulations, Jashin-chan!
[20:09] Minos
    You finally get to go home, huh?
SIGN    Congrats!
[20:12] Jashin
    Shut up!
[20:13] Medusa
    Huh?
[20:14] Jashin
    You're not acting happy enough!
[20:16] Jashin
    Do you know how long I've waited for this day?!
[20:19] Jashin
    Use your heads a little,
    you incompetent fools!
[20:22] Medusa
    Sorry...
[20:23] Medusa
    Congratulations, Jashin-chan!
[20:26] Jashin
    That's better.
SIGN    Medusa-chan, you should really stop being this scumbag's friend.
[20:32] Jashin
    You're awfully impudent!
[20:33] Jashin
    If you weren't our teacher's
    daughter, I'd kill you.
[20:35] Jashin
    I'd show no mercy!
[20:38] Jashin
    Seriously, you're despicable.
[20:40] Minos
    Why didn't Yurine-chan tell you that
    she found the second volume, though?
[20:44] Jashin
    She was probably keeping it
    under wraps to surprise me.
[20:48] Medusa
    I don't think that's why.
[20:51] Medusa
    Yurine-san just doesn't want you to leave.
[20:54] Jashin
    Huh?
[20:55] Medusa
    Yurine-chan really likes you, after all.
[20:59] Jashin
    Yurine likes me?
[21:01] Jashin
    Y-You're crazy! That's—
[21:03] Minos
    The same goes for you, doesn't it?
[21:05] Minos
    You like your life with
    Yurine-chan, don't you?
[21:13] Jashin
    I-I—
[21:15] Yurine
    I'm home.
[21:17] Yurine
    Oh, what brings all of you here?
[21:21] Yurine
    Oh.
[21:23] Yurine
    You found that, huh?
[21:25] DevilA
    Now what?! Will Jashin-chan
    really get to go back to Hell?
[21:30] DevilA
    Next time on Dropkick on My Devil! Dash,
[21:33] DevilA
    a final episode filled with unceasing
    shocks and tremendous emotion!
SIGN    To Be Continued !!
[21:37] DevilA
    To be continued!
[23:10] Jashin
    The Little Mermaid is a fool.
[23:12] Yurine
    Why?
[23:12] Jashin
    Wishing for human legs so
    you can marry a prince is stupid!
[23:17] Jashin
    If he can't love her as a mermaid,
[23:19] Jashin
    she'll never truly be happy!
[23:21] Yurine
    True. In that sense,
    you're definitely happy.
[23:24] Yurine
    "Happiness is something-or-other," as they say!
[23:26] Jashin
    And I was able to meet someone
    who accepted the real m—
[23:29] Jashin
    Wait, no!
[23:31] Jashin
    What are you smirking about?
[23:33] Jashin
    Jashin-chan Dropkick!
[23:35] Yurine
    Sliced "real Jashin-chan" is served.
[23:36] Jashin
    Ow, ow, ow!

Season 2 - Dropkick on My Devil!! Dash

E10 - Untitled

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[00:01] Yurine
    Oh.
[00:03] Yurine
    You found that, huh?
[01:38] Yurine
    If you found it, I guess
    there's nothing I can do.
[01:40] Jashin
    Wait a minute!
[01:42] Jashin
    What do you mean, we "found" it?
[01:44] Jashin
    What do you mean,
    there's nothing you can do?!
[01:46] Yurine
    You guys want some pudding?
[01:48] Minos
    I do!
SIGN    Yes!
[01:49] Jashin
    Hey! Don't ignore me!
[01:51] Jashin
    Why didn't you say anything?!
[01:53] Jashin
    Did you have zero intention
    of letting me return to Hell?!
[01:57] Jashin
    With the second volume,
    I could've gone back home at any time!
[02:01] Jashin
    I could've gone to the festival...
[02:02] Jashin
    I could've gone to see my parents!
[02:04] Jashin
    Yurine, how long has it been?
[02:06] Jashin
    How long have you had it?!
[02:12] Yurine
    Here you go. Puttsun Pudding.
[02:15] Minos
    Yum!
SIGN    Delicious!
[02:16] Medusa
    Thank you, Yurine-san!
[02:17] Minos
    Man, this is so good!
[02:18] Yurine
    No problem.
[02:20] Jashin
    Hey! Where's mine?!
[02:22] Yurine
    Go get your own.
[02:24] Jashin
    Damn it!
SIGN    Puttsun
SIGN    Pudding
[02:36] Jashin
    Hell yeah, baby.
[02:38] Jashin
    Wait! This isn't the time
    to be eating pudding!
[02:40] Jashin
    Yurine, why won't you answer me?
[02:42] Jashin
    Is it really because you
    don't want me to leave?
[02:47] Jashin
    If that's it, you should just say so.
[02:50] Jashin
    Jashin-chan, stay with me
    until my lifespan ends.
[02:54] Jashin
    Jeez, you're hopeless!
SIGN    You're always so condescending.
SIGN    Nobody likes condescending girls.
[03:01] Jashin
    Want me to kill you right here and now?!
[03:03] Medusa
    Per-chan's right.
[03:05] Minos
    Talking down to Yurine-chan like that will
    just make it harder for her to talk to you.
[03:08] Minos
    Do you have no delicacy, Jashin-chan?
[03:10] Jashin
    Suddenly this is all about criticizing me?
[03:11] Medusa
    You do have a tendency to do that.
[03:14] Medusa
    Still, Yurine-san, you could've
    talked to us about this.
[03:17] Minos
    Jashin-chan seems to enjoy
    living here, after all.
[03:21] Medusa
    And there are probably ways we can help—
[03:24] Jashin
    No one asked you guys to butt in!
[03:27] Jashin
    I mean, sure, living here
    hasn't been so bad...
SIGN    You're finally being honest.
[03:32] Jashin
    I'm telling you, that's not the point!
[03:37] Jashin
    The point is that Yurine
    kept me from going home.
[03:41] Jashin
    You expect me to feel good about that?
SIGN    Where are you going?
[03:45] Jashin
    I'm going for a drink.
[03:47] Jashin
    It'll be my last drink in
    the human realm, after all.
[03:49] Jashin
    Boy, what a relief!
SIGN    This all looks sort of familiar.
[03:54] Yurine
    Per-chan, are you...
SIGN    Oh, right. That was before I came here.
[04:02] Medusa
    Sheesh, Per-chan...
[04:02] Minos
    Wait, wh-what're you talking about?
SIGN    Kanda
SIGN    Suzuran
SIGN    Street
SIGN    m 0 0 l 100 0 100 100 0 100
SIGN    Bicycles Only
[04:05] Jashin
    So... I can actually go home, huh?
[04:10] Jashin
    Knowing I can go back to Hell at any
    time makes everything seem so precious.
[04:16] Jashin
    That's...
SIGN    Flavor
SIGN    Coffeehouse
SIGN    Sabouru
[04:19] Pekola
    I'm exhausted.
SIGN    Flavor
SIGN    Coffeehouse
SIGN    Sabouru
[04:21] Pekola
    I wonder how many jobs I've
    hopped between this week...
SIGN    kg
[04:25] Tanahashi
    Yo, part-timer!
SIGN    Mega
SIGN    Extras
[04:27] Pekola
    My eyes...
[04:27] Tanahashi
    Part-timer!
SIGN    CD Giga
[04:29] Pekola
    The nail...
[04:29] Tanahashi
    Part-timer!
[04:30] Pekola
    Pressed sushi...
SIGN    Pressed
[04:31] Tanahashin
    Part-timer!
[04:32] Pekola
    I'm so tired,
SIGN    Pay
[04:33] Pekola
    but I hardly got any money out of it at all.
[04:36] Pekola
    I paid too high a price
    for this amount of pay!
[04:39] Pekola
    No, it wasn't a high price!
[04:41] Pekola
    The pay's just too low!
SIGN    Pay Raise
[04:43] Pekola
    I guess I have no choice but to rise up...
SIGN    Pay Raise
[04:45] Pekola
    If people are being oppressed,
[04:47] Pekola
    I have to be their leader!
SIGN    Pay Raise
[04:50] Pekola
    I'll become Joan of Arc!
[04:52] Pekola
    But what's most important right
    now is my fresh strawberry juice.
[04:55] Pekola
    Sabouru... My little slice of happiness...
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SIGN    Kinria Girl
[05:00] Bar
    Welcome.
[05:01] Jashin
    I'm here for a drink!
[05:03] Jashin
    It's Jashin-chan-san!
[05:05] Guy
    Oh, Jashin-chan-san.
[05:07] Lady
    We have seats available
    downstairs. Help yourself.
[05:10] Jashin
    They know me here.
[05:11] Jashin
    Let's go, Pekola.
[05:14] Pekola
    Hup.
[05:15] Jashin
    And a-hup.
[05:16] Pekola
    Why are you sitting beside me?
[05:18] Jashin
    Tables here are shared.
[05:19] Pekola
    At least sit on the other side.
[05:22] Jashin
    Fresh strawberry juice!
[05:23] Lady
    Just one?
[05:24] Jashin
    Make it 666!
[05:27] Jashin
    I'm just kidding! That was
    a little bit of devil humor!
[05:30] Jashin
    I'll keep it to around ten today!
[05:32] Jashin
    Do you want some, too?
[05:34] Pekola
    Uh, yes...
[05:35] Jashin
    Make it twenty!
[05:36] Pekola
    Just one! Just one is enough!
[05:39] Pekola
    I'm going to lose all my savings!
[05:41] Lady
    Thank you for waiting.
[05:45] Jashin
    This stuff's the best!
[05:47] Jashin
    Nothing beats fresh-squeezed!
[05:49] Jashin
    Refill, please!
[05:50] Lady
    Right..
[05:50] Pekola
    Your eleventh one...
[05:52] Jashin
    Hey, Tajiri...
[05:55] Jashin
    There's something important
    I need to tell you.
[05:58] Pekola
    What is it? I'm not lending you any money.
[06:01] Jashin
    I haven't sunk so low that I need
    to borrow from the dregs of society.
[06:04] Pekola
    The dregs...
[06:05] Pekola
    Gulp!
[06:09] Jashin
    That's a song from a game I've been into.
[06:11] Pekola
    Uh-huh...
[06:13] Pekola
    And what was the important
    thing you had to tell me?
[06:17] Jashin
    You know how foreigners say...
[06:19] Jashin
    "My girlfriend is your
    girlfriend's boyfriend's mom!"
[06:24] Jashin
    "Oh, no!"
[06:25] Jashin
    ...all the time?
[06:26] Pekola
    Oh, that sounds awful!
[06:28] Jashin
    That phrase, "Oh, no"...
SIGN    Ou
    (ang
[06:31] Jashin
    I think it originated from the
    Japanese word for "anguish."
SIGN    nou
    uish)
[06:34] Pekola
    If you searched for its
    origin on the Internet,
[06:37] Pekola
    I think you'd get tons of hits.
[06:40] Jashin
    They mean basically the same thing.
[06:42] Jashin
    Did you know that Flex Comix got its name
    because its employees work on flex time?
[06:46] Pekola
    Huh? That's... not true at all.
[06:49] Jashin
    How do you know?
[06:52] Pekola
    Um, what are you trying to say?
[06:55] Jashin
    I just thought I'd give you
    a little parting gift.
[06:59] Pekola
    A parting gift?
[07:00] Jashin
    I'll give you an idea
    you can use to get rich.
[07:04] Jashin
    Clean out your butthole and listen up.
[07:08] Yurine
    There's something I need to tell all of you.
[07:13] Yurine
    Jashin-chan doesn't know about this yet.
[07:16] Jashin
    It occurred to me when
    I was watching a period drama...
[07:20] Jashin
    You know those costumes that
    magistrates and shogunate elders wore?
[07:23] Guy
    Yay!
[07:24] Guy
    Come on!
[07:25] Pekola
    You mean those ceremonial costumes?
[07:27] Jashin
    Yeah, those. They made
    me realize something...
[07:30] Jashin
    Don't you think they
    evolved over the ages...
[07:34] Jashin
    ...into business suits?
[07:36] Jashin
    Businessmen are modern samurai.
[07:39] Jashin
    The slender look of their shoulders
[07:41] Jashin
    and their overall stiffness
    are exactly the same!
[07:44] Pekola
    Um—
[07:45] Jashin
    That's gotta be it, right?
[07:47] Jashin
    Therefore...
[07:48] Jashin
    Business suits are the evolution
    of magistrate costumes,
[07:51] Jashin
    so if we research modern business suits,
[07:53] Jashin
    we'll find out what formal wear
    in the future will look like!
[07:56] Jashin
    I smell the potential to make a fortune here!
[08:01] Jashin
    Aren't I just so smart? Aren't I?
[08:03] Jashin
    Aren't I just super smart?
[08:05] Jashin
    Tajiri, use that to get
    rich and find happiness!
[08:09] Pekola
    What in the world are you talking about?
[08:11] Jashin
    Huh?
[08:12] Pekola
    Business suits came to Japan from overseas.
[08:16] Pekola
    They didn't evolve from
    ceremonial magistrate costumes.
[08:18] Pekola
    That's hardly smart. It's just plain stupid.
[08:22] Pekola
    Besides, business suits are civilian attire.
SIGN    ATV
    for Devils
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SIGN    Devil A's English Lesson
SIGN    Devil A's English Lesson
[08:25] DevilA
    Civil clothes.
[08:26] Pekola
    There's also a theory that they originated
    in a London clothes district...
SIGN    ATV
    for Devils
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SIGN    Devil A's English Lesson
SIGN    Devil A's English Lesson
[08:30] DevilA
    Savile Row.
[08:31] Pekola
    ...and that the name came from there.
[08:34] DevilA
    There are multiple theories!
[08:35] Jashin
    Don't...
[08:37] Jashin
    Don't deny me!
[08:39] Jashin
    Don't deny my lovableness,
    my sorrow, and my intelligence!
[08:45] Guy
    Please don't fight in the bar!
[08:48] Jashin
    No matter what anyone says,
[08:48] Guy
    Jashin-chan-san!
[08:49] Jashin
    ceremonial costumes are business suits!
[08:49] Lady
    Jashin-chan-san!
[08:51] Jashin
    Let me go! Let go, damn it!
[08:52] Pekola
    My little slice of happiness is ruined...
[08:58] Poporon
    Savile Row!
[08:59] Jashin
    Damn that Tajiri!
[09:01] Jashin
    I tried to be nice,
    and she just brushed it off!
[09:04] Jashin
    I was trying to be nice as a parting gift
    since I finally get to go back to Hell!
[09:08] Pino
    What?
[09:10] Jashin
    Oh, it's you.
[09:11] Pino
    You're going back to Hell?
[09:14] Jashin
    Huh? Yeah, I am.
[09:16] Jashin
    We didn't have much time together, did we?
[09:20] Jashin
    Take care of Yurine for me.
[09:25] Jashin
    Well, time for the return spell.
[09:25] Pino
    H-Huh?
[09:29] Yurine
    Here. Read it.
[09:31] Jashin
    Huh? I did read it.
[09:33] Yurine
    Read it more closely.
    Especially the last page.
[09:37] Jashin
    Why are you guys looking at me like that?
[09:41] Yurine
    Look at the page with the return spell.
[09:44] Jashin
    Let's see...
[09:46] Jashin
    "The return spell is...
[09:49] Jashin
    ...extremely complex, and would
    not fully fit in this volume."
[09:52] Jashin
    "The rest will be included
    in Grimoire: Apocrypha."
[09:55] Yurine
    And now you know.
[09:59] Medusa
    You need the apocrypha in order
    to complete the return spell.
SIGN    Yurine-chan was trying to protect you from getting hurt.
[10:07] Minos
    You ended up finding it
    before she could hide it.
[10:10] Yurine
    I'm sorry.
[10:11] Yurine
    I had a feeling the shock of finding out
    would turn you into a pillar of salt,
[10:15] Yurine
    so I kept it from you.
[10:16] Yurine
    I never expected there to be an apocrypha.
[10:19] Yurine
    I was going to hide it in a drawer,
[10:21] Yurine
    but you kept hiding half-eaten rice
    balls and sandwiches in there.
[10:26] Yurine
    I'll punish you for that later.
SIGN    Yurine-chan...
SIGN    Jashin-chan turned into salt.
[10:36] Yurine
    I knew it.
[10:38] Medusa
    Um...
[10:40] Medusa
    And they all lived happily ever after?
SIGN    Illustration: Yukio
[10:50] Jashin
    What the hell?! Didn't it end a minute ago?!
[10:52] Yurine
    Didn't what end?
[10:53] Jashin
    The final episode!
[10:55] Jashin
    You know it's the final episode
[10:56] ---
    when they play Season 1's
    opening theme over the end credits!
[10:59] Yurine
    That aside, we have visitors coming over,
    so would you make some tea?
[11:04] Jashin
    Uh... sure.
[11:07] Both
    Hello!
[11:09] Jashin
    Oh, it's you two?
[11:10] Kyon
    We came to ask Yurine for advice
    on how to become human.
[11:14] Yurine
    Welcome. Come on in.
[11:16] Jashin
    Becoming human, huh?
[11:18] Jashin
    Your sister skipped human
    and went straight to panda.
[11:22] Jashin
    All because you wouldn't
    give me my 100,000 yen.
[11:25] Jashin
    You should've entrusted everything
    to the Fullmoney Alchemist.
[11:29] Yurine
    What's this about 100,000 yen?
[11:34] Ran
    Kyon-Kyon?
[11:36] Kyon
    I was the one who...
[11:38] Ran
    Come on, how many times have
    I told you it wasn't your fault?
[11:42] Kyon
    Still...
[11:43] Yurine
    Before we talk about becoming human,
[11:45] Yurine
    maybe you should tell us more
    about how it happened.
[11:49] Ran
    You're right. The day
    I turned into a panda...
SIGN    Hell Zoo
SIGN    Hell Zoo
[11:54] Ran
    The two of us had gone to Hell Zoo together.
[12:02] Kyon
    The panda's so cute!
[12:05] Ran
    You really like pandas, don't you?
[12:07] Kyon
    Yeah!
[12:07] Kyon
    I like how they wouldn't be cute at all
[12:10] ---
    if the black patches around
    their eyes were white.
[12:13] Kyon
    I also like how vicious they are!
[12:15] Ran
    You're pretty vicious yourself, huh?
[12:17] Kyon
    Not that vicious, really.
[12:24] Ran
    Looks like it's over there.
[12:26] Kyon
    Oh!
[12:27] Kyon
    I'll be right back. Just look
    at the panda while you wait.
[12:30] Ran
    Sure.
[12:31] Kyon
    Bathroom, bathroom,
    bathroom, bathroom, bathroom...
[12:44] Ran
    Pandas sure have it good.
[12:47] Ran
    All they do is eat bamboo
    and roll around playing all day,
[12:50] Ran
    and everyone squeals
    about how cute they are.
[12:53] Ran
    Every day must be so fun for you.
[12:56] Ran
    I wish I could be a panda.
[12:59] Panda
    What did you just say?
[13:01] Ran
    Huh?
[13:03] Panda
    What did you say just now?
[13:06] Ran
    Who is it?! Who's there?!
[13:06] Panda
    Hey! Hey! Over here, moron!
[13:09] Panda
    The cute, adorable panda
    that's right in front of you!
[13:14] Ran
    The panda is talking to me?
[13:16] Panda
    Directly into your brain.
[13:18] Panda
    Amazing, right? Are you shocked?
[13:20] Panda
    You were just thinking that
    my life's easy, weren't you?
[13:23] Panda
    Have you ever considered how
    it feels to be locked up in this cage?
[13:27] Panda
    I've been in here forever*!
[13:30] Panda
    And you people get to see*
    every aspect of how I live!
[13:33] Panda
    When I eat, when I use the
    bathroom, what I do in private...
[13:35] Panda
    When I eat, or use the bathroom,
    or eat, or use the bathroom,
[13:37] ---
    my private life, everything!
[13:37] Ran
    What the...
[13:39] Panda
    And you say you wish you were a panda?!
[13:42] Panda
    You've got a lot of nerve!
[13:45] Ran
    What... is this panda?
[13:47] Panda
    You wanna be one?
    You wanna be a panda that bad?
[13:51] Panda
    If you wanna be a panda that bad...
[13:55] Panda
    I'll make you one!
[13:56] Panda
    Become a panda!
[14:00] Kyon
    Wow, a slow loris!
[14:03] Kyon
    How cute!
[14:09] Kyon
    Onee-chan?
[14:14] Kyon
    Onee-chan, I'm back!
[14:18] Kyon
    Huh?
[14:19] Kyon
    Onee-chan?
[14:21] Ran
    Kyon-Kyon, over here.
[14:23] Ran
    Over here, I said.
SIGN    Hell Giant Panda
SIGN    Rumble
[14:29] Kyon
    Oh! A stuffed panda!
[14:32] Kyon
    This stuffed panda's clothes
    look just like my sister's.
[14:36] Ran
    I am your sister.
[14:38] Kyon
    Huh? Its voice sounds like hers, too.
[14:40] Ran
    Figure it out!
[14:41] Kyon
    Huh? Is this stuffed panda talking?
[14:44] Ran
    I'm your sister.
[14:46] Ran
    I got turned into a panda!
[14:52] Kyon
    If I hadn't gone to the bathroom then...
[14:55] Kyon
    If I had gotten back sooner...
[14:57] Ran
    Hey! Stop laughing!
[14:58] Yurine
    That was one amazing panda
    if it could use a curse like that.
[15:02] Jashin
    Does that even happen?!
[15:03] Kyon
    It had to be one with really strong powers.
[15:06] Jashin
    If it had such strong powers,
    why was it in a cage?
[15:09] Yurine
    Wouldn't the curse go away if
    you did something to that panda?
[15:13] Ran
    The panda died the very next day.
[15:16] Ran
    From overeating.
[15:19] Yurine
    Shut up!
[15:21] Kyon
    We came to the human realm
    because a high-ranking Hell denizen
[15:24] Kyon
    said we might find a way
    to lift the curse here.
[15:26] Yurine
    So that's what happened.
[15:29] Yurine
    You did return to normal temporarily
    by eating human candy,
[15:32] Yurine
    so there might really be a way to undo it here.
[15:35] Jashin
    Yeah, my strawberry milk candy.
[15:38] Jashin
    Oh, I know!
[15:40] Jashin
    If you became a panda while looking
    at one and wishing you were one,
[15:43] Jashin
    maybe if you look at a human and
    wish you were one, you'll become one.
[15:46] Yurine
    Are you really that stupid?
[15:48] Jashin
    Stupid... you say?
[15:48] Yurine
    Did you not hear how strong
    this panda's powers were?
[15:51] Yurine
    No ordinary human has that kind of power.
[15:54] Yurine
    Right?
[15:56] Kyon
    Stare...
SIGN    Stare
[15:57] Kyon
    Stare...
[16:01] DevilA
    Rest in panda.
SIGN    Hell Giant Panda
[16:07] Kyon
    Not yet?
[16:09] Ran
    Not yet.
[16:10] Kyon
    Turning into a human sure takes a while.
[16:12] ---
    Sure does.
SIGN    Shlup
    Shlup
SIGN    Shlup
    Shlup
SIGN    Shlup
    Shlup
SIGN    Shlup
    Shlup
SIGN    Shlup
    Shlup
SIGN    Wi
SIGN    Shlupshlupshlupshlup
SIGN    Shlup shlup
SIGN    shlup shlup
SIGN    Shlupshlupshlupshlup
SIGN    Shlup shlup
SIGN    shlup shlup
SIGN    Shlupshlupshlupshlup
SIGN    Shlup shlup
SIGN    shlup shlup
SIGN    Shlupshlupshlupshlup
SIGN    Shlup shlup
SIGN    shlup shlup
SIGN    Shlupshlupshlupshlup
SIGN    Shlup shlup
SIGN    shlup shlup
SIGN    Shlupshlupshlupshlup
SIGN    Shlup shlup
SIGN    shlup shlup
SIGN    Shlupshlupshlupshlup
SIGN    Shlup shlup
SIGN    shlup shlup
SIGN    Shlupshlupshlupshlup
SIGN    Shlup shlup
SIGN    shlup shlup
SIGN    Shlupshlupshlupshlup
SIGN    Shlup shlup
SIGN    shlup shlup
SIGN    Shlupshlupshlupshlup
SIGN    Shlup shlup
SIGN    shlup shlup
SIGN    Shlupshlupshlupshlup
SIGN    Wig
[16:28] Chiba
    Here it comes, Mr. Katsura!
[16:31] Katsura
    Now you've done it, Mr. Chiba!
[16:34] Katsura
    Mr. Ozaki, you're open!
[16:36] Katsura
    Yes! I sniped Mr. Ozaki!
[16:41] Ozaki
    Hey! Stop! Stop! Wait!
[16:51] Jashin
    Happy New... Year!
[16:55] Jashin
    We're gonna have fun with
    a snowball fight today!
[16:57] Jashin
    Let's split up into teams!
[17:00] Jashin
    Medusa, you're on my team.
[17:02] Jashin
    Beth, you're with me, too.
SIGN    I'll come back alive
SIGN    m 0 0 l 100 0 100 100 0 100
SIGN    I'll wait
    for you
[17:07] Jashin
    We're doing this snowball fight Hell-style.
[17:09] Jashin
    No shelters of any kind allowed!
[17:11] Jashin
    The team that leaves all of their
    opponents unable to fight wins.
[17:14] Jashin
    And the winning team
SIGN    Winners
SIGN    Hell-Style
    Snowball Fight
[17:17] Jashin
    will receive an Amazon
    gift card for 30,000 yen!
[17:21] Minos
    We've gotta win!
[17:22] Yurine
    Who's providing that prize?
[17:25] Jashin
    Who else? Koichiro-sama, of course!
[17:28] Yurine
    We appreciate all you do for us.
[17:30] Jashin
    By the way...
[17:32] Jashin
    I put you on my team so
    I'd get the prize all to myself.
[17:35] Jashin
    I mean, you don't need it, right?
[17:36] Medusa
    Right...
[17:37] Jashin
    I'll buy you two some Nessie meat
    from the grocery store when I win.
SIGN    I swear I'll back alive
SIGN    come
[17:42] Jashin
    On that note...
[17:44] Jashin
    You're first! Die, brat!
[17:50] Jashin
    Pathetic! Your leg broke!
[17:54] Jashin
    Weren't all those milk deliveries
    supposed to be toughening you up?
[18:01] Medusa
    J-Jashin-chan!
[18:02] Medusa
    Did you throw that rock-hard ball of ice at her?!
[18:06] Jashin
    Damn right I did!
[18:08] Jashin
    I've had them in the
    freezer since last night!
[18:11] Jashin
    You're lucky you only
    lost one leg after a hit
[18:14] Jashin
    from one of my special snowballs!
[18:16] Minos
    You can't fight with that leg.
[18:18] Minos
    Just rest, Per-chan.
SIGN    Yeah... I can't go on...
[18:23] Minos
    Per-chan?!
[18:24] Jashin
    That's one down!
SIGN    Yurine-chan, Minos-oneechan...
SIGN    Make Jashin-chan feel the same pain I feel...
SIGN    Flop.
[18:34] Minos
    Per-chan!
[18:36] Minos
    All right! You can count on us!
SIGN    Ow....
SIGN    Ow....
[18:38] Yurine
    Here. It's one of my own snowballs.
[18:41] Minos
    Okay!
[18:43] Yurine
    Up you go.
[18:45] Minos
    Wow! It's rock-hard!
[18:49] Yusa
    I'll help you two, as well.
[18:52] Jashin
    Hey! You guys!
[18:53] Minos
    All right! Commence counterattack!
[18:56] Jashin
    Damn you all!
[19:05] Jashin
    There's no point if none of them hit me!
[19:09] Minos
    Damn. I just can't seem to hit her.
[19:11] Yurine
    Minos, do you have a handle
    on your ball control?
[19:14] Medusa
    Um...
[19:15] Medusa
    I'm scared, so I'm withdrawing.
[19:17] Jashin
    Withdrawing?! That was nothing!
[19:20] Medusa
    But...
[19:21] Medusa
    Minos has never been able
    to control her strength...
[19:24] Jashin
    You coward!
[19:26] Jashin
    I never needed you in the
    first place, you dummy!
[19:29] Medusa
    I'm sorry.
[19:29] Jashin
    Damn it! I was going to
    use Medusa as a shield!
[19:33] Jashin
    That didn't go as planned...
[19:33] Minos
    You should be paying attention!
[19:39] Jashin
    Hey, watch it!
[19:41] Jashin
    Aw, hell.
[19:43] Jashin
    I don't even care anymore,
    so I'll end this with a hand grenade!
[19:46] Minos
    Whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa!
[19:48] Minos
    Are you kidding me?!
[19:54] Yurine
    That was dangerous.
[19:56] Jashin
    Tch. So Yurine managed to dodge that?
[19:59] Minos
    Using anything but snowballs is unfair...
SIGN    m 0 0 l 100 0 100 100 0 100
SIGN    Incapacitated
[20:02] Jashin
    Of course it would turn out this way...
[20:04] Jashin
    Well, Yurine,
[20:05] Jashin
    I guess this means we haven't
    escaped our showdown of destiny.
[20:11] Yurine
    When did a snowball fight
    become our showdown of destiny?
[20:14] Jashin
    Ready, Yurine? Time for the final battle!
[20:21] Yurine
    You just pointed at me.
[20:23] Jashin
    Huh?
SIGN    Calamari
[20:24] Tangan
    Allow me to explain!
[20:25] Tangan
    Yurine was so enraged over being pointed at,
[20:27] Tangan
    she launched a super powerful
    snowball faster than the eye can see,
SIGN    Sound Barrier
[20:31] Tangan
    punching a hole right
    through Jashin-chan's belly!
SIGN    Sound Barrier
SIGN    Sound Barrier
SIGN    Calamari
[20:35] Tangan
    That's it!
[20:37] Tangan
    Yubeshi!
SIGN    Calamari
SIGN    Calamari
[20:43] Jashin
    There's a hole in me...
SIGN    Calamari
SIGN    What the hell is this...
SIGN    Calamari
[20:45] Jashin
    It's... so cold...
SIGN    Calamari
[20:49] Medusa
    Jashin-chan!
[20:51] Yurine
    I think I like "Hell-style" snowball fights.
[20:54] Minos
    Man, you're strong, Yurine-chan!
[20:56] Jashin
    So cold... And everything's dark...
[20:56] Medusa
    Jashin-chan!
[20:59] Jashin
    In my final moments, I'm going to sing.
[21:02] [SONG] Jashin
    The bookstore faced north
[21:03] Minos
    All that exercise made me hungry.
[21:07] Minos
    Aren't you hungry too, Per-chan?
[21:08] [SONG] Jashin
    The window in our room was cracked
SIGN    Yeah... I am.
[21:11] Poporon
    Hey, I brought your order,
    but there's no one inside.
[21:14] [SONG] Jashin
    Of course, since it faced north,
[21:15] Poporon
    What's all this?!
SIGN    Poporon-chan!
[21:17] Minos
    Hey, perfect timing!
[21:19] Poporon
    What on earth happened here?
[21:20] [SONG] Jashin
    It was covered in white and frozen
[21:20] Pino
    It's been awfully noisy out here.
[21:24] Pino
    Our beautiful garden
    is covered in white snow!
[21:26] [SONG] Jashin
    The stove glowed red
SIGN    Want to join our snowball fight, Poporon-chan?
[21:29] Poporon
    Why is Meat and Potatoes singing?
[21:29] [SONG] Jashin
    All the sound in the apartment faded away
[21:32] Minos
    Thanks! We'll play one more
    round after we eat this!
[21:32] [SONG] Jashin
    In our four-and-a-half-mat igloo
[21:35] Yurine
    Would you like to join us, Miss Custodian?
[21:35] [SONG] Jashin
    We didn't worry about sleeping
    with our heads pointing north
[21:37] Pino
    H-Huh?
[21:39] Minos
    Play with us, Miss Custodian!
[21:41] [SONG] Jashin
    I watched over you until
    morning while you slept
[21:43] Pekola
    Wow! No matter how much
    I eat, it never runs out!
[21:46] Pekola
    It really is manna!
[21:47] Pekola
    It's so white and cold...
[21:47] [SONG] Jashin
    As we went on having happy dreams
[21:49] Pekola
    Oh, it's red!
[21:53] [SONG] Jashin
    Ah, Jinbocho, our spring is so far off
[21:53] Yurine
    I guess you're more interested
    in food than in snowball fights.
[21:57] Mei
    Orochimaru!
[21:59] [SONG] Jashin
    Ah, Jinbocho, beyond our
    sepia-colored white window
[21:59] Mei
    A Happy New Year!
[22:02] Mei
    Look, look! I wanted you to see this outfit,
[22:05] Mei
    so I came to see you on
    my way from the shrine!
[22:25] DevilA
    So, everyone, do you remember
[22:27] DevilA
    the assignment Jashin-chan
    gave you at the start of the series?
[22:30] DevilA
    How many dropkicks did Jashin-chan do?
[22:32] DevilA
    The correct answer is...
[22:34] Jashin
    Here's one straight to
    the bottom of your heart.
[22:37] Jashin
    Jashin-chan Dropkick! A Happy New Year!
[23:16] Medusa
    There!
SIGN    Now you've done it! Take that!
[23:18] Kyon
    Isn't this fun, Onee-chan?
[23:19] Yusa
    I'll treat you all to shaved ice later.
[23:21] Pekola
    Shaved ice!
[23:22] Mei
    Before I snipe Orochimaru,
    you're my target!
[23:22] Minos
    All right!
[23:25] Pino
    I haven't had a snowball fight
    in millennia! This is exciting!
[23:25] Poporon
    When it's this cold?
[23:29] Yurine
    I guess it might be fun to do
    things like this now and then.
[23:33] Jashin
    Hope you don't mind me
    sticking around a while longer!
[23:36] Jashin
    Hasta la vista, baby!

Season 2 - Dropkick on My Devil!! Dash

E11 - Untitled

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SIGN    shad0\bord2\b1\be1\fax-0.4\fscx70\fs28\fscy90\pos(335.333,306)\3c&H000000&\c&HF0F0F3&}I'm going to show you all of Dropkick on My Devil!*
SIGN    What!?
SIGN    You're doing a recap episode?!
SIGN    No! It's a special!
SIGN    No matter what anyone calls it, it's a special!
SIGN    How is that different from a recap?!
    I love you!
SIGN    I loved you, too!
[01:53] DevilA
    It started as a black market
    after World War II,
[01:56] DevilA
    then it became Electric Town,
[01:58] DevilA
    and then a computer town.
[02:01] DevilA
    And now, it's the biggest
    otaku city in the world.
[02:05] DevilA
    It is Akihabara.
[02:08] Yurine
    And about one kilometer west of Akihabara
[02:12] Yurine
    is Kanda Jinbocho, a district
    of Chiyoda Ward, Tokyo.
[02:16] Yurine
    It's the largest bookstore
    town in the world.
[02:19] Yurine
    and it's where this series takes place.
[02:21] Jashin
    Azusa 2!
SIGN    Unhappy Turn
[02:23] Jashin
    Why?! Why did you have to die?!
[02:25] Jashin
    Damn that Yurine! It's all Yurine's fault!
[02:29] Jashin
    It's all Yurine's fault
    my beloved Azusa 2 died!
[02:34] Yurine
    It was your fault.
[02:35] Jashin
    She even lived through the
    prophecy of Nostradamus!
[02:39] Yurine
    Did she?
[02:40] Jashin
    Yes, she did!
[02:41] Jashin
    Dropkick on My Devil! is
    a story about fighting off
[02:45] Jashin
    a great king of terror that descended
    in the seventh month of 1999!
[02:50] Jashin
    Using my deadly Royal Copenhagen
    and my super deadly dropkick,
[02:55] Jashin
    I fought off the great king of terror!
[02:57] Yurine
    Oh, right. That's right. Right, right.
[03:00] Jashin
    But...
[03:00] Jashin
    That battle was won at far too great a cost.
[03:03] Jashin
    The only survivors left on Earth
[03:06] Jashin
    were me, you, and Azusa 2.
[03:09] Jashin
    We were the only three
    survivors left on Earth...
[03:12] Jashin
    Instead of candies, I sucked on marbles...
[03:14] Jashin
    I went on living the best I could...
[03:16] Jashin
    Sometimes I was a smart-aleck,
[03:16] JashincBG
    Stupid! Stupid!
[03:18] Jashin
    even became the Smart-Aleck Devil...
SIGN    Smart-Aleck Devil
[03:20] Jashin
    I did the best I could...
[03:22] Jashin
    And then my precious
    Azusa 2... My Azusa 2...
SIGN    Unhappy Turn
SIGN    Unhappy Turn
[03:28] Jashin
    Azusa 2!
[03:33] Jashin
    Now Yurine and I are the
    only ones left on Earth!
[03:36] Jashin
    Oh, Phoenix, are you telling me
     that this is our destiny?
[03:39] (Flashback) JashinBG
    This curry's so good!
[03:41] Jashin
    God, if you exist, you're too cruel!
[03:44] Jashin
    Why the hell do we even have doctors?!
[03:47] Yurine
    How long are you going to drag this out?
[03:49] Yurine
    Also, you're mixing a bunch
    of different things together.
[03:52] Jashin
    I'm easily influenced by the things
    I've recently seen and read!
[03:57] Yurine
    So it seems.
SIGN    Wig
[03:58] Jashin
    Like a dry sponge,
[04:00] Jashin
    I quickly absorb anything and everything!
[04:04] Yurine
    You need to give a proper explanation,
[04:06] Yurine
    or the viewers won't have
    any idea what DropDev is about.
[04:10] Jashin
    Aw, we don't need to explain it.
[04:14] Jashin
    It's not like anyone watching this
    is seeing the show for the first time.
[04:19] Yurine
    That's the first time I've heard
    it shortened to "DropDev."
[04:22] Yurine
    But you know, Jashin-chan,
[04:24] Yurine
    I suspect there are some benevolent viewers
    watching the show for the first time today.
[04:29] Yurine
    Even if there's only one,
[04:31] ---
    you need to explain it properly for them.
[04:34] Jashin
    Fine! I will!
[04:36] Jashin
    Yes... I am a mermaid.
[04:38] Yurine
    No, you're not.
[04:39] Jashin
    I'm close enough to being one!
[04:40] Yurine
    You're not a fish. You're a snake.
[04:43] Jashin
    I, a mermaid, fell in love with a prince,
[04:46] Jashin
    and wished for human legs...
[04:49] Jashin
    so I made a deal with a witch!
[04:51] Yurine
    That's The Little Mermaid.
[04:53] Jashin
    A lot happens, and in the end, I turn into foam.
[04:56] Jashin
    I will now sing.
[04:58] Yurine
    Sing what?
[04:59] Jashin
    "Part of Your—"
[05:00] Yurine
    Don't you dare.
[05:01] Jashin
    Why not?
[05:02] Yurine
    It may be safe for the on-air version
    since we have a comprehensive contract,
[05:06] Yurine
    but when it's shown elsewhere, it'll probably...
[05:09] Yurine
    No, it'll definitely cause big problems.
[05:12] Jashin
    Hmph! All right, fine.
    I'll give a serious explanation.
[05:16] Jashin
    Dropkick on My Devil! is...
[05:18] Yurine
    Yes?
[05:19] Jashin
    A story of love!
[05:21] Yurine
    Love?
[05:22] Jashin
    Yes! Love!
[05:23] Jashin
    Human love,
[05:25] Jashin
    devil love,
SIGN    New Release
SIGN    New Release
SIGN    New Release
SIGN    Shiraishi Mari
SIGN    Shiraishi Mari
SIGN    An
    Angel's
    Work
[05:26] Jashin
    angel love,
SIGN    New Release
SIGN    New Release
SIGN    New Release
SIGN    Shiraishi Mari
SIGN    Shiraishi Mari
SIGN    An
    Angel's
    Work
[05:27] Jashin
    fallen angel love,
[05:28] Jashin
    idol love,
[05:29] Jashin
    cop love,
SIGN    Life Theater
[05:30] Jashin
    pachinko love,
[05:31] Jashin
    beef love,
[05:32] Jashin
    ATM love,
SIGN    Life Theater
[05:33] Jashin
    pachinko love...
[05:34] Jashin
    It's a story about every type of love.
[05:38] Yurine
    You said "pachinko love" twice.
[05:40] Jashin
    I'm bonafide, born-and-bred
    pachinko trash to the core!
[05:44] Jashin
    Important things are worth saying
    twice! Everyone knows that!
[05:48] Yurine
    Why are you so confident about that?
[05:50] Jashin
    Love! In Japanese, that's "ai"!
SIGN    Love
SIGN    Love
SIGN    Love
SIGN    Ai
SIGN    Ai
[05:52] Jashin
    "Ai," just like AI!
[05:54] Jashin
    Not the one that means
    "artificial insemination."
[05:56] Jashin
    "A" as in "a-i-u-e-o,"
SIGN    A
[05:58] Jashin
    and "i" as in "a-i-u-e-o"!
SIGN    I
[05:59] Jashin
    That is love!
SIGN    That is...
SIGN    Love
SIGN    Love
SIGN    Love
[06:01] Jashin
    Love overflows!
SIGN    Urp
SIGN    Urp
SIGN    Urp
[06:02] Jashin
    Young or old, male or female...
SIGN    Buono
[06:04] Jashin
    No, things like age, sex, nationality,
SIGN    Delicious
SIGN    Masisseoyo
[06:06] ---
    race, skin color, language,
    and tsuchinoko don't matter!
SIGN    walnuts
SIGN    Tastes
     like
[06:09] Jashin
    Dropkick on My Devil! is a hymn of life
    dedicated to all beings in this universe!
[06:16] Yurine
    You seem to think you're saying
    something really great,
[06:19] Yurine
    but I have no clue what
    you're talking about.
[06:21] Yurine
    Not one.
[06:22] Yurine
    All clues are fleeing the scene.
[06:23] Jashin
    What? You have fleas?
[06:25] Jashin
    Not "fleas"! It means
    nothing's resonating with me.
[06:28] Jashin
    That's the stuff that
    hardens under UV light!
[06:30] Yurine
    That's resin.
[06:31] Jashin
    The thing you steam food in?
[06:33] Yurine
    That's a tajine.
[06:34] Jashin
    Jitterin' Ji—
[06:35] Yurine
    Forget it.
[06:37] Yurine
    Letting you explain the show
    is getting us nowhere,
[06:41] Yurine
    so I'll do it myself.
[06:43] Yurine
    Dropkick on My Devil! is...
[06:45] Yurine
    Yes, it all began on that day.
[06:49] (Flashback) Yurine
    Zazas, zazas, nasatanada zazas.
[06:54] (Flashback) Yurine
    Zurolo, zoas, nanomiala, hekau.
[06:57] (Flashback) Yurine
    Zurazza, zavai...
[06:59] (Flashback) Yurine
    Infernum.
[07:05] (Flashback) Yurine
    The wind...
[07:11] (Flashback) Yurine
    It's coming.
[07:25] (Flashback) Yurine
    So you've finally appeared.
[07:32] (Flashback) Yurine
    Do you know how long
    I've awaited this moment?
[07:38] (Flashback) Yurine
    You won't escape!
[07:40] (Flashback) Yurine
    God! Evil god!
[07:43] (Flashback) Yurine
    Come forth from eternal Gehenna,
[07:45] (Flashback) Yurine
    and through Sheol, obtain a human body!
[07:49] (Flashback) Yurine
    Zazas, zazas, nasatanada zazas...
[07:52] (Flashback) Yurine
    I summon you, evil god!
[08:33] (Flashback) Jashin
    Was it you who summoned me?
[08:39] (Flashback) Yurine
    Yes, that's right.
[08:42] (Flashback) Yurine
    I summoned you.
[08:45] Yurine
    This is the bloody story of a sinful girl.
[08:50] Yurine
    That's the story.
[08:52] Jashin
    But that's all lies, too!
[08:53] Yurine
    It's not a lie. It's just
    a little exaggerated.
[08:56] Jashin
    You're mincing words! Like minced fish meat!
SIGN    The white of minced fish
[09:01] Jashin
    Oh, yeah! I think I'll make
    oden for dinner tonight!
[09:03] Jashin
    It'll have eggs, konjac, daikon,
[09:05] Jashin
    chikuwa, hanpen, and kamaboko!
[09:07] Yurine
    I can't wait.
[09:08] Yurine
    Hang on, that doesn't matter.
    You need to explain Dropkick on My Devil!
[09:13] Jashin
    Okay, I will!
[09:15] Jashin
    So, like, basically, Yurine
    summoned me just for kicks,
[09:20] Jashin
    and I couldn't return to Hell
    unless I killed my summoner,
[09:24] Jashin
    so I've been using my
    dropkick to try to kill Yurine,
[09:27] Jashin
    but I blow it every time...
[09:29] Yurine
    Can you sound like you
    actually care, please?
[09:31] Jashin
    So I started living in Jinbocho.
[09:34] Jashin
    My childhood friend, ATM,
    also known as Medusa,
SIGN    10,000 Yen
SIGN    10,000 Yen
[09:37] ---
    comes to visit and bring
    me money now and then.
[09:39] Jashin
    Oh, by the way, "ATM" stands
    for Automated Teller Machine.
[09:44] Yurine
    That it does.
[09:45] Jashin
    Medusa's completely helpless without me.
[09:48] Yurine
    You've got it backwards.
[09:50] Jashin
    She should just be grateful
    that I accept her money.
[09:53] Yurine
    Who do you think you are?
SIGN    Thus
[09:55] Jashin
    And there are other devils
    in this apartment building, too.
[09:58] Jashin
    There's Minos, my other childhood friend,
[10:00] Jashin
    and the daughter of my teacher
    from Hell Elementary School,
[10:03] Jashin
    the impudent Persephone II.
SIGN    Kanda
SIGN    Suzuran
SIGN    Street
[10:05] Jashin
    Also living in this town are:
[10:07] Jashin
    the fallen angels Pekola, Poporon, and Pino.
[10:11] Jashin
    They're pitiful little lambs who lost
    their halos and can't return to Heaven.
[10:16] Jashin
    There's also the crazy police
    officer, Tachibana Mei,
[10:20] Jashin
    plus Yusa and Koji,
[10:21] Jashin
    the jiangshi sisters,
[10:22] Jashin
    and our pet, Beth,
[10:24] ---
    Wahahahahahahaha
[10:24] Jashin
    joining us in this anime full of
    laughter, tears, and social value.
[10:25] Jashin
    National Health Insurance
SIGN    National Pension
SIGN    Tokyo Residential Tax
SIGN    National Tax
SIGN    Consumption Tax
[10:27] Jashin
    And that's Dropkick on My Devil!
[10:30] Yurine
    That was pretty vague,
    but you did explain all of it.
[10:33] Jashin
    Whew, finally done!
[10:35] Jashin
    Now, Yurine, if you don't mind, please die.
[10:38] Yurine
    I do mind.
[10:39] Jashin
    You keep saying you don't want to,
[10:41] Jashin
    but your body doesn't lie!
[10:43] Jashin
    Your body insists that it wants to die.
SIGN    Puttsun
SIGN    Pudding
[10:45] Jashin
    I'll grant you death, then!
[10:47] Jashin
    If you won't die yourself,
    I'll kill you, Hanazono Yurine!
[10:50] Jashin
    Take this! Jashin-chan
    Dropkick: The Special!
[10:53] Yurine
    And I'll just hit you back with my fist!
[10:56] Jashin
    Ow! You hit me with your fist!
[10:59] Jashin
    That's domestic violence!
    Domestic violence is wrong!
[11:01] Jashin
    War is wrong! We are all
    brothers! Love and peace!
[11:04] Yurine
    You never learn, do you?
[11:06] Yurine
    You know full well that you can't kill me.
[11:12] Jashin
    B-But if I don't kill you,
    I can't go back to Hell!
[11:16] Jashin
    What can I do? Should I stop
    relying on my dropkick?
[11:20] Jashin
    No, that would shatter
    this anime's identity!
[11:24] Jashin
    What do I do?
[11:25] Jashin
    What should I do?
[11:27] Jashin
    What can I... What can I...
[11:32] Jashin
    Okay! I'm going to sing!
[11:34] Jashin
    "Part of Your"—
[11:35] Yurine
    Turn into foam and die.
[11:41] Yurine
    What now? We explained all there
    was to explain in the A part.
[11:46] Yurine
    What should we do for the B part?
[11:48] Jashin
    Let's go play pachinko!
[11:50] Yurine
    What's fun about watching you
    play pachinko for ten minutes?
[11:55] Jashin
    Okay, then. This time, I'll really sing!
[11:57] Yurine
    Why?
[11:58] Jashin
    I have a song that just happens
    to be ten minutes long!
[12:01] Jashin
    A ten-minute full chorus on TV!
[12:03] Jashin
    It's sure to become a trending topic!
[12:05] Jashin
    Yurine, get in the futon
    and act like you're sick!
[12:10] Yurine
    Huh?
[12:10] Jashin
    I have to deal with our
    flashback clip selection!
[12:13] Jashin
    Here you go. Your futon is ready.
[12:16] Jashin
    It's all good, it's all good!
[12:21] [SONG] Song
    The bookstore I visited
    with you on that day
[12:27] [SONG] Song
    Turned into a convenience
    store at some point
[12:33] [SONG] Song
    The curry place where I was stood up
[12:39] [SONG] Song
    Still serves potatoes with its curry
[12:45] [SONG] Song
    You're a bookworm
[12:48] [SONG] Song
    And I'm your freeloader
[12:51] [SONG] Song
    Our four-and-a-half-mat room
[12:55] [SONG] Song
    Was buried in books
[13:00] [SONG] Song
    You seemed happy there
[13:06] [SONG] Song
    But I was always worried
    that the floor would cave in
[13:12] [SONG] Song
    Ah, Jinbocho, the youth we spent together
[13:18] [SONG] Song
    Ah, Jinbocho, those sepia-colored blue days
[13:33] [SONG] Song
    The bookstore faced north
[13:39] [SONG] Song
    The window in our room was cracked
[13:45] [SONG] Song
    Of course, since it faced north,
[13:52] [SONG] Song
    It was covered in white and frozen
[13:58] [SONG] Song
    The stove glowed red
[14:01] [SONG] Song
    All the sound in the apartment faded away
[14:04] [SONG] Song
    In our four-and-a-half-mat igloo
[14:07] [SONG] Song
    We didn't worry about sleeping
    with our heads pointing north
[14:13] [SONG] Song
    I watched over you until
    morning while you slept
[14:18] [SONG] Song
    As we went on having happy dreams
[14:24] [SONG] Song
    Ah, Jinbocho, our spring is so far off
[14:31] [SONG] Song
    Ah, Jinbocho, beyond our
    sepia-colored white window
[15:13] [SONG] Song
    When you tied up my hair for me
[15:18] [SONG] Song
    I didn't want to let it down at bedtime
[15:24] [SONG] Song
    Long hair was so hot in summer
[15:30] [SONG] Song
    Beads of sweat shone on my nape
[15:36] [SONG] Song
    I know you told me
[15:39] [SONG] Song
    That I should just cut it short
[15:42] [SONG] Song
    Our four-and-a-half-mat room was a sauna
[15:46] [SONG] Song
    But we could hear the
    fireworks in the distance
[15:51] [SONG] Song
    Your fingers gently stroked my hair
SIGN    ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
SIGN    Gyaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaah
SIGN    ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
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SIGN    Gyaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaah
SIGN    ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
SIGN    Death NOT
SIGN    Death NOT
SIGN    Death NOT
SIGN    Death NOT
SIGN    Death NOT
[15:58] [SONG] Song
    I wanted those fingers
    to tie it up for me again
[16:03] [SONG] Song
    Ah, Jinbocho, I never did cut my hair
SIGN    Human
[16:09] [SONG] Song
    Ah, Jinbocho, that sepia-colored wind of love
SIGN    Life Theater
[16:30] [SONG] Song
    I didn't want to work
[16:36] [SONG] Song
    But I wanted lots of money
[16:42] [SONG] Song
    Then I could've stayed with you
[16:48] [SONG] Song
    Close to you forever and ever
[16:54] [SONG] Song
    I never imagined
[16:57] [SONG] Song
    I never even dreamed
[17:00] [SONG] Song
    How comfortable this four-
    and-a-half-mat room would feel
[17:04] [SONG] Song
    I thought I could cling to it forever
[17:09] [SONG] Song
    I wanted to buy your time with money
[17:15] [SONG] Song
    And stay with you in this room
[17:21] [SONG] Song
    Ah, Jinbocho, a fragrant
    Eden where lilies bloom
[17:27] [SONG] Song
    Ah, Jinbocho, a sepia-colored flower garden
SIGN    Amatsuka Noel Autograph Event
[18:15] [SONG] Song
    I absolutely hate you
[18:21] [SONG] Song
    You stole my life from me
[18:27] [SONG] Song
    I hate you so much
[18:33] [SONG] Song
    I wish we had never met
[18:40] [SONG] Song
    I never thought we would part
[18:42] [SONG] Song
    My tears never dried
[18:45] [SONG] Song
    Our four-and-a-half-mat
    room turned into a vacant lot
[18:49] [SONG] Song
    I absolutely hate you
[18:55] [SONG] Song
    If I had to see you again
[19:00] [SONG] Song
    I'd sell my soul to the devil
[19:06] [SONG] Song
    Ah, Jinbocho, time would tear us apart
[19:12] [SONG] Song
    Ah, Jinbocho, as sepia-
    colored dead leaves fall
[19:27] [SONG] Song
    As I walk up the slope of Kudanshita
[19:33] [SONG] Song
    I lift a red balloon to my lips
[19:39] [SONG] Song
    And blow our memories into it
[19:45] [SONG] Song
    Then send it flying once it's full
[19:51] [SONG] Song
    Shine far in the distance
[19:55] [SONG] Song
    In a faraway sky I've never seen
[19:57] [SONG] Song
    In that four-and-a-half-mat
    room in the town from the book
[20:01] [SONG] Song
    I pray happiness will sprout
[20:06] [SONG] Song
    When I see your back on
    the insides of my eyelids
[20:12] [SONG] Song
    I hold back tears and softly kick you
[20:18] [SONG] Song
    Ah, Jinbocho, I guess
    an elegy is all about love
[20:24] [SONG] Song
    Ah, Jinbocho, a sepia-colored love song
[20:39] [SONG] Song
    The bookstore I visited
    with you on that day
[20:45] [SONG] Song
    Turned into a convenience
    store at some point
[20:51] [SONG] Song
    The curry place where I was stood up
[20:58] [SONG] Song
    Still serves potatoes with its curry
[21:03] [SONG] Song
    Ah, Jinbocho, the youth we spent together
[21:09] [SONG] Song
    Ah, Jinbocho, those sepia-colored blue days
[21:27] Jashin
    Well? Did that explain everything
    about Dropkick on My Devil! or what?
[21:31] Yurine
    Yes, very clearly.
[21:33] Yurine
    And they all lived happily ever after, huh?
SIGN    Wahahahahahahaha
[21:39] Yurine
    Azusa 2 never showed up
    in the anime, though.
SIGN    Did you enjoy the Dropkick
    on My Devil! special?!
SIGN    How was it different from a recap?!
SIGN    What made it just a "special"?!
SIGN    Don't think. Just feel.
SIGN    The answer is in your heart!!
SIGN    You're right! You're still the one I...
SIGN    ♥
SIGN    ♥
SIGN    Right? I landed a dropkick on your heart ♥
SIGN    I loved you, too!
SIGN    See
SIGN    See
SIGN    See
SIGN    See
SIGN    See
SIGN    See
SIGN    See
SIGN    See
SIGN    See
SIGN    You
SIGN    You
SIGN    You
SIGN    You
SIGN    You
SIGN    You
SIGN    You
SIGN    You
SIGN    You
SIGN    Again
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Season 2 - Dropkick on My Devil!! Dash

E12 - Chapter Chitose

Source: Crunchyroll
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(Please feel free to edit the speaker names if incomplete or inaccurate. Names are handled on a best-effort basis depending on the info on the source file. Dialogue is left as is.)
SIGN    TRAVEL
[00:06] ---
    Welcome to Chitose City
[00:06] ---
    A Lake Shikotsu
    Specialty, Red Salmon
[00:06] ---
    Lake Shikotsu
    Cod
[00:06] ---
    A Useless and
    Adorable Devil
    Jashin-chan
    (CV. Suzuki Aina)
[00:06] ---
    Japan's Northernmost
    Ice-Free Lake
    Lake Shikotsu
[00:06] ---
    A JSCE Heritage
    Site
    Yamasentetsu
    Bridge
[00:06] ---
    The Closest Town
[00:06] ---
    To The Sky
[00:06] ---
    In Hokkaido
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    Suzuki Aina
    
    A voice actress born and raised in
    Chitose, Hokkaido, who played Ohara
    Mai in the anime Love Live! Sunshine!!
    and was later active as a member of
    Aqours, even appearing in Kohaku
    Uta Gassen in 2018. In the Dropkick on
    My Devil! anime, she stars as Jashin-chan.
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    shad0\bord0\blur0.5\fs11\b1\fscx75\1a&H10&\fscy90\fnTimes New Roman\an2\i1\move(512.667,286,512.667,337)}Dropkick on My Devil!* supports Chitose City.
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    Dropkick on My Devil!
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[00:06] ---
    Hope you enjoyed
    Season 2 too!
[00:09] ---
    Welcome to Chitose City
[00:09] ---
    The Closest Town
[00:09] ---
    To The Sky
[00:09] ---
    In Hokkaido
[00:14] Mai
    Wow, it's beautiful!
[00:15] ---
    Lake Shikotsu
[00:15] ---
    Lake Shikotsu
[00:15] ---
    Lake Shikotsu
[00:17] Mai
    Today, we're visiting Lake Shikotsu
    in Chitose City, Hokkaido!
[00:23] Mai
    Lake Shikotsu boasted the best water
    quality in all Japan for eleven years!
[00:27] Mai
    Oh, but it's second-best now.
[00:28] Medusa
    Jashin-chan, is that Doryuryun Pudding?
[00:28] Mai
    What? Don't tell them that?
[00:31] Jashin
    You noticed?
[00:31] Mai
    Sorry! We'll cut that part out.
[00:31] ---
    Doryuryun
    Pudding
[00:31] ---
    Doryuryun
    Pudding
[00:31] ---
    Doryuryun
    Pudding
[00:31] ---
    Doryuryun
    Pudding
[00:32] Jashin
    It was a thank-you gift for paying
    the hometown tax in Hell.
[00:34] Mai
    What? You're using it?
[00:35] Jashin
    Yurine paid the tax and got it for me.
[00:36] Mai
    I'm sorry. I'll just shut up.
[00:38] Medusa
    That pudding is so good.
[00:40] Jashin
    It's so good, this is the last one.
[00:40] Minos
    What a pretty place.
[00:42] Medusa
    Huh?
[00:43] Jashin
    It makes me feel about as
    wibbly-wobbly as the name sounds!
SIGN    That reporter's annoying, though.
[00:47] Minos
    She looks familiar...
[00:48] Mai
    Orochimaru, are you watching?
[00:50] Medusa
    Wait, are you eating
    Yurine-san's share, too?
[00:50] Mai
    Orochimaru!
[00:52] Jashin
    It was delivered after
    Yurine left this morning,
[00:55] Jashin
    so I'm eating this now to
    destroy all the evidence.
[00:59] Yurine
    I'm home.
[01:02] Yurine
    Well?
[01:03] Yurine
    Is there anything you'd like to tell me?
[02:42] ---
    Hokkaido
[02:42] ---
    BuBuBu
[02:42] ---
    BuBuBu
[02:42] ---
    BuBuBu
[02:42] ---
    Chitose City
[02:42] ---
    Chitose City
[02:42] ---
    Chitose City
[02:42] ---
    Chitose City
[02:42] ---
    Hokkai
[02:42] ---
    Hokkai
[02:42] ---
    Dropkick
[02:42] ---
    on my Devil!
[02:42] ---
    Welcome to Chitose City
[02:43] Medusa
    Chitose City?
SIGN    That's Jashin-chan.
[02:46] Yurine
    I thought we could all take
    a trip to Hokkaido together.
SIGN    Hokkaido!
[02:50] Minos
    Sounds great! I wanna try jingisukan!
[02:53] Yurine
    This fish called "chippu"
    seems to be famous there.
[02:53] ---
    BuBuBu
[02:53] ---
    BuBuBu
[02:53] ---
    BuBuBu
[02:53] ---
    Hot Spring
    Steamed Buns
[02:56] Yurine
    It's red salmon,
    and it's a specialty of Lake Shikotsu.
SIGN    Looks yummy!
[03:00] ---
    Delicious red flesh with the highest
    quality fat, creating the ultimate flavor!
[03:00] ---
    Delicious red flesh with the highest
    quality fat, creating the ultimate flavor!
[03:00] ---
    Delicious red flesh with the highest
    quality fat, creating the ultimate flavor!
[03:00] ---
    Marukoma Hot
    Spring Hotel
[03:00] ---
    Natural Open-Air Bath
[03:00] ---
    Natural Open-Air Bath
[03:00] ---
    Gaze at the majestic
    Lake Shikotsu
    for a time you
    won't soon forget
[03:00] ---
    Gaze at the majestic
    Lake Shikotsu
    for a time you
    won't soon forget
[03:01] Yurine
    This hot spring looks nice.
[03:02] ---
    Gaze at the majestic
    Lake Shikotsu while
    enjoying a time you
    won't soon forget
[03:02] ---
    Gaze at the majestic
    Lake Shikotsu while
    enjoying a time you
    won't soon forget
[03:02] ---
    Delicious red flesh with the highest
    quality fat, creating the ultimate flavor!
[03:02] ---
    Delicious red flesh with the highest
    quality fat, creating the ultimate flavor!
[03:02] ---
    Delicious red flesh with the highest
    quality fat, creating the ultimate flavor!
[03:02] ---
    Marukoma Hot
    Spring Hotel
[03:02] ---
    Natural Open-Air Bath
[03:02] ---
    Natural Open-Air Bath
[03:03] Medusa
    Oh, is that open-air bath
    connected to Lake Shikotsu?
[03:03] ---
    Marukoma Hot
    Spring Hotel
[03:03] ---
    Natural Open-Air Bath
[03:03] ---
    Natural Open-Air Bath
[03:03] ---
    Gaze at the majestic
    Lake Shikotsu while
    enjoying a time you
    won't soon forget
[03:03] ---
    Gaze at the majestic
    Lake Shikotsu while
    enjoying a time you
    won't soon forget
[03:03] ---
    Delicious red flesh with the highest
    quality fat, creating the ultimate flavor!
[03:03] ---
    Delicious red flesh with the highest
    quality fat, creating the ultimate flavor!
[03:03] ---
    Delicious red flesh with the highest
    quality fat, creating the ultimate flavor!
[03:06] Yurine
    It has such a nice atmosphere.
[03:08] Minos
    Hokkaido, huh?
[03:09] Minos
    I've never been there, but for some
    reason, it feels close to my heart.
[03:15] Jashin
    Sorry to interrupt the fun,
[03:18] Jashin
    but I won't be going.
[03:20] Minos
    Huh?
SIGN    Your face...
[03:21] Medusa
    If you're worried about the cost, I can help.
[03:24] Yurine
    Why did you eat the gift I got in
    return for the hometown tax I paid?
[03:28] Jashin
    Hey, now. Look at me.
    Haven't I been punished enough?
[03:33] Jashin
    Hokkaido is nice. I get that.
[03:36] Jashin
    But how exactly do you expect to get there?
[03:39] Jashin
    Do you realize how far away it is?
[03:40] Minos
    Why don't we go in my car?
[03:42] Jashin
    Your "car" is a bicycle trailer!
    You think it'll carry all of us?!
SIGN    That's not going to work.
[03:47] Yurine
    An airplane?
[03:48] Jashin
    Exactly!
[03:49] Medusa
    Oh, that's right. I forgot
    you were scared of airplanes.
[03:54] Jashin
    There's no way a heavy-ass
    hunk of steel like that can fly!
[03:58] Jashin
    You must be crazy!
[03:59] Medusa
    Jashin-chan, airplanes are perfectly safe.
[04:02] Yurine
    Whew...
[04:03] Yurine
    Since it wasn't actually a big deal,
    I'll go ahead and book the tickets.
[04:06] Jashin
    Did you even hear what I said?!
[04:09] DevilA
    And so...
[04:10] Jashin
    No! No! I don't want to!
[04:13] Yurine
    If you're that dead-set on not going,
    why'd you come to the airport with us?
[04:13] Jashin
    No! No! No! I don't want
    to get on an airplane!
SIGN    I guess she didn't want to stay home alone.
[04:21] Jashin
    I'm not taking a single step from this spot!
[04:24] Jashin
    I refuse to get on that plane!
[04:26] Minos
    Should we take my car after all?
[04:29] Yurine
    All right, fine.
[04:39] Staff
    Ma'am, you can't take
    a chainsaw on the plane.
[04:43] Yurine
    Oh, sorry.
[04:50] ---
    Beth's Food
[04:50] ---
    A Week's Worth.
[04:56] Pekola
    My Lord, Lierre-sama...
[04:58] Pekola
    Why are we making this
    excursion to Hokkaido?
[05:02] Lierre
    There's a lake in the city of Chitose
[05:04] Lierre
    that's said to be among
    the most beautiful in Japan.
[05:07] Lierre
    If it's a power spot imbued with holy power,
[05:11] Lierre
    it may be a foothold
    toward achieving our goal.
[05:14] Poporon
    Goal?
[05:17] Pino
    Goal...
[05:19] Pino
    Is she really taking us to some
    remote place to eliminate us,
[05:23] Pino
    because we failed to complete
    our mission in the human realm?
[05:27] Poporon
    By the way, how did you pay
    for our airplane tickets?
[05:30] Lierre
    The power of God took care of it.
[05:33] Lierre
    There is no substitute
    for chippu, after all.
[05:36] Pekola
    Chippu?
[05:37] Lierre
    Oh, uh, I mean... Our goal is
    determined solely by the gods...
[05:48] Yurine
    Well, we got here in one piece.
[05:50] Medusa
    Did we?
[05:53] Minos
    All right!
[05:53] ---
    Tax
[05:53] ---
    Payment
[05:54] Minos
    Time for some sightseeing!
SIGN    Let's go!
[05:59] DevilA
    Chitose City, Hokkaido, has
    a population of about 97,500 people,
[06:03] DevilA
    and covers an area of
    594.5 square kilometers.
[06:06] DevilA
    Since red-crowned cranes
    were once abundant here,
[06:09] DevilA
    it was named "Chitose," meaning
    "1,000 years of age," after the old saying:
[06:12] DevilA
    "Cranes live for 1,000 years,
    turtles for 10,000."
[06:16] Mother
    Here you go.
[06:18] Mother
    Thank you for waiting.
[06:21] Ran
    Looks tasty!
[06:22] Kyon
    Let's eat!
[06:24] Kotaro
    Oh...
[06:24] ---
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[06:24] ---
    Yamaguchi Kotaro
    Mayor of Chitose, Hokkaido
[06:25] Kotaro
    We don't often get
    visitors from Hell China.
[06:29] Both
    Hao chi!
[06:33] ---
    The Home of Salmon
[06:33] ---
    The Home of Salmon
[06:33] ---
    Chitose Aquarium
[06:33] ---
    Chitose Aquarium
SIGN    They're so shiny!
[06:38] Minos
    So that's a "chippu," huh?
[06:38] Jashin
    I can't see! I can't see anything!
[06:40] Medusa
    This tank is so big.
[06:42] Yurine
    Wow.
[06:43] Jashin
    I can't see anything here, either!
[06:44] ---
    m 0 0 l 0 0 l 23 0 b 24 0 24 1 24 1 l 24 14 b 24 15 23 15 23 15 l -21 15 b -21 15 -22 15 -22 14 l -22 1 b -22 1 -22 1 -22 1 b -22 1 -22 0 -21 0 l -21 0 b -21 0 -21 0 -21 0 b -21 0 -21 0 -21 0
[06:44] ---
    Indian Water Wheel
[06:44] ---
    A device originating in North America
    that captures salmon swimming upriver.
    After salmon enter the cage, the force
    of the water turns the wheel, raising
    them out of the water.
    
[06:58] Jashin
    I thought I'd met my end.
[06:59] ---
    Repairing with
    Instant Glue
[07:00] Minos
    Jeez, are you sure you're okay?
[07:05] Yurine
    Looks like they don't have it here.
[07:08] ---
    Yukizuru
    Marek
SIGN    "Marek"?
SIGN    Hosozawa Pasture
SIGN    Hosozawa Pasture
SIGN    Hosozawa Pasture
SIGN    Hosozawa Pasture
SIGN    Dropkick on My Devil! Collaboration
SIGN    Dropkick on My Devil! Collaboration
SIGN    Dropkick on My Devil! Collaboration
[07:12] Yusa
    Welcome!
[07:13] Minos
    Hey!
[07:14] Jashin
    What're you guys doing all the way up here?
[07:18] Yusa
    Care for some delicious
    collaborative sweets?
[07:24] Minos
    Yum!
[07:24] Medusa
    It's so good!
SIGN    Let's head to the next one!
[07:27] Jashin
    Not bad.
SIGN    The Forest of Passion, The Origin of Flavor
SIGN    The Forest of Passion, The Origin of Flavor
SIGN    The Forest of Passion, The Origin of Flavor
[07:29] Medusa
    Morimoto!
[07:31] Yurine
    This was one of the reasons for this trip.
[07:34] Minos
    The bread looks so good.
SIGN    Cake
    Roll
SIGN    Cake
    Roll
SIGN    Charmonix
SIGN    Charmonix
SIGN    Cream
    Horn
SIGN    Cream
    Horn
[07:36] Yurine
    This shop has a lot of history. Everyone
    born in Chitose grew up eating their bread.
SIGN    Tortoise
SIGN    Tortoise
[07:40] Medusa
    Wow...
[07:45] Jashin
    Charmonix!
SIGN    Jashin-chan, what brought that on?
[07:49] Jashin
    When I saw the name of this bread,
    I couldn't resist shouting it out.
SIGN    You shouldn't touch the bread before you buy it.
[07:56] Jashin
    R-Right...
SIGN    Yukizuru
SIGN    Yukizuru
SIGN    Yukizuru
SIGN    Yukizuru
SIGN    Yukizuru
SIGN    Yukizuru
SIGN    Yukizuru
SIGN    Yukizuru
SIGN    Yukizuru
SIGN    Yukizuru
SIGN    Yukizuru
[07:56] Medusa
    Is this...
[07:58] Yurine
    There it is.
[07:59] Yurine
    This is the pastry I was looking for.
[08:03] Medusa
    What is this familiar feeling?
[08:06] Medusa
    Is it déjà vu?
[08:07] Medusa
    A shop with a history... Pousser...
[08:09] Jashin
    I'm getting a Charmonix and this pudding.
[08:12] Yurine
    I almost forgot.
[08:14] Yurine
    Jashin-chan, you haven't
    apologized for eating my pudding.
[08:18] Jashin
    Uh, Yurine-san? Where's this coming from?
[08:21] Jashin
    You already punished me...
[08:23] Yurine
    You haven't apologized to me yet.
[08:27] Yurine
    I'll need you to show me just
    how sincere you really are.
[08:34] Girl
    Thank you very much.
[08:36] Jashin
    She forced me to pay for everyone.
[08:38] ---
    Serves you right.
SIGN    Let's head to the next one!
[08:41] ---
    Kiusu Earthwork Burial Circles
[08:41] ---
    Kiusu Earthwork Burial Circles
[08:41] Yurine
    The Kiusu Earthwork Burial Circles.
[08:43] Yurine
    They're trying to get this registered
    as a World Heritage Site.
[08:46] All
    Wow...
[08:48] DevilA
    The Kiusu Earthwork Burial Circles are a
    collection of graves made in the late Jomon period.
[08:52] DevilA
    In the Jomon—
SIGN    Let's head to the next one!
[08:56] Yurine
    And this is our main
    tourist attraction for today:
[08:59] Yurine
    Lake Shikotsu.
[09:02] DevilA
    Lake Shikotsu is the second-largest
    caldera lake in Japan,
[09:02] ---
    Lake Shikotsu
[09:02] ---
    Lake Shikotsu
[09:06] DevilA
    the second-deepest lake in Japan,
[09:09] DevilA
    and its water quality was the best in Japan
    for eleven years, but now, it's second-best!
[09:13] DevilA
    Do you know what that means?
[09:16] DevilA
    What do you think of Lake Shikotsu now?!
    Greatest in Japan, right?!
[09:24] Minos
    Look! Boats!
SIGN    Those look like fun!
[09:27] Yurine
    Let's ride them later.
[09:30] Jashin
    You novices just don't get it.
[09:32] Jashin
    You don't ride boats.
[09:34] Jashin
    You bet on them!
[09:35] Medusa
    What are you talking about, Jashin-chan?!
SIGN    The water is so clear.
[09:40] Yurine
    Unbelievably so.
[09:43] ---
    Lake Shikotsu Visitors' Center
[09:43] ---
    Lake Shikotsu Visitors' Center
SIGN    Pennennolde
[09:55] Jashin
    Oh, there's a deer. How cute.
[09:59] Jashin
    Come on, come on...
[10:06] Jashin
    Y-You're...
[10:08] Jashin
    Azusa...
[10:09] Jashin
    Azusa 2?!
[10:17] Jashin
    The Azusa 2 I summoned after
    I came to the human realm,
[10:20] Jashin
    and then killed almost immediately!
[10:28] Jashin
    S-Stay away!
[10:29] Jashin
    Stop! Stay away from me!
SIGN    Pochette
[10:35] Jashin
    Ouch...
[10:44] Jashin
    What's that you're eati—
SIGN    Lake Shikotsu
SIGN    Marukoma
    
SIGN    Hot Spring Hotel
SIGN    Pass for
SIGN    5 Guests
[10:46] Jashin
    The lodging ticket Yurine
    gave me to hold onto!
[10:48] Jashin
    No, don't—
SIGN    Gulp
SIGN    Gulp
SIGN    Gulp
SIGN    Gulp
[10:53] Jashin
    It ate the ticket...
[10:55] Minos
    Jashin-chan, what're you doing?
SIGN    Oh, a deer! How cute!
[11:01] Medusa
    It ran away.
[11:03] Yurine
    Ready to head to our hotel now?
[11:06] Minos
    I wonder what meals they serve there.
[11:08] Jashin
    U-Um...
[11:08] Medusa
    I can't wait to try out the hot spring.
[11:10] Yurine
    I heard they even have an
    open-air bath you can reserve.
[11:13] Yurine
    You won't have to wear your paper bag.
[11:16] Medusa
    Really?! That's great!
[11:17] Jashin
    Um, actually...
[11:18] Minos
    It's funny picturing you naked
    with just a paper bag on your head.
[11:22] Minos
    Right, Jashin-chan?
[11:23] Jashin
    Uh... Y-Yeah...
SIGN    I can't wait!
[11:26] Jashin
    I can't tell them right now!
[11:29] Jashin
    I-I'm going to use the bathroom
    before we head to the hotel!
[11:34] Minos
    There's nothing but forest that way.
SIGN    No manners at all.
[11:37] Jashin
    Crap, crap, crap! What am I gonna do?!
[11:40] Jashin
    They're all so excited about this!
[11:43] Jashin
    I have to get that ticket back,
    even it it means slicing open that deer!
[11:47] Jashin
    Yurine's gonna kill me otherwise!
[11:49] Jashin
    Where are you, you damn deer?!
SIGN    Watch Out for Bears !
[12:02] Pekola
    We're just a stone's throw
    from Lake Shikotsu,
[12:05] Pekola
    and we run into a bear?!
[12:07] Lierre
    It was the perfect opportunity
    to retrain you three.
[12:11] Lierre
    Poporon, Pino, how long
    are you going to lay there?
[12:14] Both
    Gulp...
[12:15] Pekola
    Come on, you two! What good are
    we if we can't protect our Lord?!
[12:18] Pekola
    Even without our halos,
[12:20] Pekola
    as angels, we must protect our Lord,
    even if it means sacrificing ourselves!
[12:26] Jashin
    Deer! Deer! Deer! Deer! Deer!
    Deer! Deer! Deer! Deer! Deer!
[12:28] Jashin
    Where is that deer?!
[12:38] Jashin
    Ow!
[12:39] Jashin
    What the heck was that?
[12:43] Poporon
    Meat and Potatoes?
[12:44] Poporon
    What in the world are you doing here?
[12:47] Jashin
    What about you guys? Why are you here?
[12:50] Lierre
    We have business at Lake Shikotsu.
[12:52] Lierre
    We're on our way there now.
[12:54] Lierre
    I just thought this bear presented a
    perfect opportunity to retrain these three.
[12:59] Jashin
    Gah! I lost the deer's trail!
[13:03] Jashin
    What do I do now? Yurine's gonna kill me!
[13:07] Lierre
    You make such a big fuss out of everything.
[13:09] Pino
    If Jashin-chan-san is here,
[13:12] Pino
    does that mean Hanazono-san and
    the other devils are in Hokkaido, too?
[13:16] Pino
    This might be my chance!
[13:18] Jashin
    By the way, where are
    you guys staying tonight?
[13:22] Poporon
    Huh? That's none of your business.
[13:25] Jashin
    Yes, it is!
[13:26] Jashin
    It's not the long-standing
    traditional inn with the natural
[13:29] ---
    open-air bath that has a full
    view of Lake Shikotsu, is it?!
[13:32] Poporon
    How did you know?
[13:34] Lierre
    That's right. It's the
    Marukoma Hot Spring Hotel.
[13:39] Jashin
    Give it to me.
[13:41] Jashin
    I've waited 666 billion
    years for this moment!
[13:44] Jashin
    Hand over your ticket
    to that hotel right now!
[13:47] Poporon
    What are you even saying?
    Are you right in the head?
[13:51] Pino
    She's right. We're not going to give
    up our lodging ticket that easily.
[13:55] Pino
    You need to at least win
    it from us in a contest.
[13:58] Poporon
    Wait, Pino...
[13:59] Jashin
    You'll give it to me if I win?
[14:01] Pino
    There's no way a low-ranked devil
    like you could beat Lierre-sama.
[14:06] Pino
    Lierre-sama, let us show this
    fool the power of Heaven.
[14:10] Pino
    If Jashin-chan-san agrees to fight us now,
[14:13] Pino
    I might get out of being
    punished by Lierre-sama.
SIGN    Jashin-chan!
[14:18] Medusa
    We were worried about you, you know.
[14:20] Minos
    There was a bathroom at
    the shop we were just in.
[14:23] Yurine
    You just had to take off
    so far into the forest...
[14:26] Jashin
    Crap! Yurine's here already!
[14:30] Jashin
    If it's come to this...
[14:31] Jashin
    Time for the first Devil vs. Angel
    Lake Shikotsu boat race!
[14:37] Yurine
    Where's this coming from?
[14:39] Jashin
    I mean, there must be a reason
    we ran into them here.
[14:41] Jashin
    We were just saying that since we're all here,
    we should have a boat race.
[14:46] Poporon
    We weren't saying that at all!
[14:47] Jashin
    We totally were!
[14:49] Jashin
    That's pretty much the gist of what
    we were talking about, right?
SIGN    Boats?
SIGN    I want to ride in a boat!
[14:56] Yurine
    Let's go ride them right now.
[14:58] Minos
    You did say we should ride them later.
SIGN    Yay!
[15:06] Jashin
    I'll explain the rules!
[15:08] Jashin
    We'll launch from here
[15:10] Jashin
    and complete a counter-clockwise lap
    around the edge of Lake Shikotsu.
[15:13] Jashin
    The first team to reach
    Yamasentetsu Bridge wins.
[15:16] Yurine
    Jashin-chan, Lake Shikotsu covers an
    area bigger than the Yamanote Line.
[15:21] Jashin
    What? For real?
[15:23] Lierre
    No matter.
[15:24] Lierre
    Any less than that wouldn't
    be worth calling a contest.
[15:28] Lierre
    You three, stay right there.
[15:30] Lierre
    I can handle this myself.
[15:33] Pino
    If Lierre-sama focuses her
    attention on the race,
[15:35] Pino
    maybe I can push her out of the boat.
[15:37] Jashin
    Hey! I'm the one who's gonna drive!
SIGN    Aw...
[15:41] Medusa
    But these swan boats are pedal-powered,
[15:44] Medusa
    and you might not be able
    to pedal with your tail.
[15:47] Yurine
    Why don't you use a rowboat, Jashin-chan?
[15:50] Yurine
    I'll be having fun with this one.
[15:53] Yurine
    Okay, take your marks.
[15:55] Jashin
    Minos! Now's the time to make use
    of your insane brute strength!
[15:59] Minos
    You can count on me!
[16:00] Yurine
    Set...
[16:02] Yurine
    Bang!
[16:04] Jashin
    All right!
[16:05] Jashin
    That's my musclebrain, Minos!
[16:08] Medusa
    So fast!
[16:09] Pino
    Lierre-sama, at this pace...
[16:11] Poporon
    Our lodging ticket...
[16:13] Lierre
    Don't worry.
[16:22] Jashin
    They're-comin'-they're-comin'
    they're-comin'-they're-comin'!
[16:23] Jashin
    They're gonna catch us, Minos!
[16:32] Jashin
    Speed up! They'll get too far ahead of us!
[16:35] Minos
    You got it!
[16:41] Jashin
    All right!
[16:43] Jashin
    Minos, we can take the inside on
    the next corner and cut them off!
[16:46] Minos
    Right!
[16:46] Poporon
    Lierre-sama, they've almost caught up!
[16:49] Lierre
    Oh? Not bad.
[16:51] Lierre
    But they're creating too many
    waves on the lake's surface.
[16:55] Lierre
    It looks like they've
    awakened the master of the lake.
[17:00] Jashin
    What's that shadow?
[17:02] Minos
    This is bad!
[17:07] Medusa
    What's that?
[17:09] Medusa
    Jashin-chan!
SIGN    Minos-oneechan!
[17:11] Poporon
    Oh, my. I think Meat and Potatoes is dead.
[17:16] Minos
    Jashin-chan, where are you?!
[17:20] Jashin
    No...
[17:21] Jashin
    I'll lose at this rate!
[17:25] Jashin
    God, I'll never do anything bad again!
[17:28] Jashin
    Just, please, let me take this
    lodging ticket from the angels!
[17:32] Jashin
    Let me cover up the fact
    that I lost our ticket!
[17:35] DevilA
    A devil asking God for help...
[17:46] Jashin
    You're... going to help me?
[18:04] Jashin
    Chippu Jashin-chan is here!
[18:06] All
    Huh?!
[18:09] Poporon
    What is that?
[18:11] Jashin
    Yo! Hand over your lodging ticket!
[18:15] Jashin
    I'm gonna get it before
    Yurine finds out the truth!
[18:18] Yurine
    I see. So that's what's going on.
[18:21] Pino
    Lierre-sama's attention
    is focused on Jashin-chan-san.
[18:24] Pino
    I'll never have another chance like this!
[18:28] Pino
    I need you to die, Lierre-sama!
[18:45] Lierre
    You saved me, Pino.
[18:47] Lierre
    It's difficult for me to control
    my power in this form.
[18:50] Lierre
    I was almost in real trouble.
[18:52] Pino
    I-I'm just glad I could be of help.
[18:55] Poporon
    This girl...
[18:57] Yurine
    So, what was this whole farce about?
SIGN    Repairing with
    Instant Glue (2nd Time)
[19:00] Jashin
    Um, well... uh...
[19:04] Yurine
    Oh, forget it. Let's just go to the hotel.
SIGN    Yay!
[19:09] Minos
    I'm starving!
SIGN    Marukoma Hot Spring
[19:13] Sasaki
    Hanazono Yurine-sama and
    her four devil companions?
[19:13] ---
    m 0 0 l 100 0 100 100 0 100
[19:13] ---
    Marukoma Hot Spring
    Sasaki-san
[19:17] Sasaki
    Yes, we have your reservation.
[19:19] Jashin
    Huh?
[19:20] Yurine
    I booked it online.
[19:22] Yurine
    We didn't need the physical copy.
[19:26] Sasaki
    And you are Lierre-sama and
    her two angel companions?
[19:30] Pino
    Hanazono-san, please...
    please stay close to me!
[19:34] Yurine
    Huh?
[19:35] Lierre
    What are you doing? Honestly, girl...
[19:38] Yurine
    Well, since we're all here...
[19:41] Minos
    Wow, it's huge!
[19:44] Yurine
    I'm glad the biggest room was available.
SIGN    I've never spent a night with this many people before!
[19:50] Sasaki
    Enjoy your stay.
[19:52] Lierre
    I never dreamed I'd have to
    lay my head down next to devils.
[19:56] Jashin
    Let's have a pillow fight later!
[19:59] Yurine
    I guess we should start with a bath.
[20:04] Jashin
    It's the entire Lake Shikotsu!
[20:10] Minos
    This feels great.
SIGN    It's really deep.
[20:14] Medusa
    It's connected to the lake,
[20:16] Medusa
    so the water level changes with the seasons.
[20:21] Pino
    Lierre-sama!
[20:23] Lierre
    Thanks... A bath you have to
    stand up in is certainly unusual...
[20:29] Jashin
    What is it, Noel-san?
[20:30] Poporon
    I feel like there's something
    we've been forgetting this whole time.
[20:36] Jashin
    Don't waste your energy on little details
    in front of a great view like this!
[20:40] Jashin
    Just sing a song and forget about it!
[20:44] Jashin
    Jashin-chan will now sing "Chitose."
[20:48] Poporon
    You're going to sing?
[20:50] Lierre
    You know that song?
[20:53] Jashin
    Want to sing it with me?
[20:58] Poporon
    Where is this music coming from?
[21:00] Jashin
    Don't worry about the details.
[21:04] [SONG] Song
    I met you up near the blue sky
[21:09] [SONG] Song
    The first year,
    my impression of you was terrible
[21:13] [SONG] Song
    The second year,
    we looked at two different skies
[21:17] [SONG] Song
    The third year,
    we gazed at the azaleas side by side
[21:23] [SONG] Song
    So many memories made
    in our hometown, Chitose
[21:27] [SONG] Song
    I'm so happy to know your name
[21:35] Jashin
    What a feast!
[21:37] Medusa
    It looks delicious!
[21:40] Lierre
    So this is chippu sashimi...
[21:43] Lierre
    It was worth coming all the way to Hokkaido.
[21:45] Both
    Let's dig in!
[21:50] Jashin
    Yummy!
[21:52] Medusa
    Glad to hear it.
[21:55] Jashin
    Yummy!
[21:57] Jashin
    I was so hungry!
[22:00] Jashin
    Yummy!
[22:00] Poporon
    That's right... I knew we
    were forgetting something.
[22:04] Poporon
    We never found Pekola-sama
    after that bear took her.
[22:08] Poporon
    Delicious!
SIGN    Scrumptious!
[22:10] Minos
    Chippu is the best!
[22:12] Poporon
    Oh, well.
[22:21] Pekola
    I thought I was done for...
[22:30] All
    Thank you for the meal!
[22:32] Yurine
    Wait, where's Jashin-chan?
[22:34] Medusa
    Oh, she said she wanted to visit
    the hot spring one more time.
[22:41] Jashin
    Ah, Chitose was great.
[22:44] Jashin
    I'm not sure why, but I feel like
    I should be grateful to everyone.
[22:49] Jashin
    Thank you, everyone.
[22:51] Jashin
    I want to do something in return...
[22:59] Jashin
    Wow, this hot spring just got even better.
[23:02] Jashin
    Thank you!
[23:06] Yurine
    Jashin-chan...
[23:08] Yurine
    You're such a...
[23:13] Jashin
    From Heaven straight to Hell...
[23:17] Yurine
    You're going to offer twenty million
    liters of your own blood in apology.
[23:22] Jashin
    This is truly an anime paid for by
    the taxpayers' blood, sweat, and tears...
SIGN    She's hopeless.
[23:29] Pekola
    Yum! Chippu is the best!
    Chitose is the best!
[23:33] Jashin
    Everyone, thank you so much!
[23:35] Pekola
    Thank you so much!

Season 3 - Dropkick on My Devil!!! X

Season 3 - Dropkick on My Devil!!! X

E1 - Armageddon Karuta X

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[00:05] DevilA
    Her name is Hanazono Yurine.
[00:09] DevilA
    She is the most powerful
    necromancer in this land,
[00:13] DevilA
    and the one who conveys the
    wishes of the devil to the people;
[00:16] DevilA
    the guardian of blood passed
    down from days long past.
[00:20] DevilA
    The people fear her,
    calling her by this name:
[00:24] DevilA
    Black Xavier, the Evangelist of the Devil.
[00:30] Yurine
    At least...
[00:31] Yurine
    That's what I fantasized at one time.
[00:36] Yurine
    But then, one day, I summoned her.
[00:41] Yurine
    A wicked devil.
    The very embodiment of evil.
[00:50] Jashin
    Welcome home, Yurine.
[00:54] Yurine
    Thanks, Jashin-chan.
[00:56] Yurine
    Yes, this is that devil. No matter how
    you look at her, she's clearly a devil.
[01:01] Yurine
    This part especially is
    unmistakably devilish.
[01:05] Yurine
    I bought the minced meat cutlets you like.
[01:08] Yurine
    We can have them for dinner tonight.
[01:11] Jashin
    An opening!
[01:12] Jashin
    Die, Yurine!
[01:14] Jashin
    This time... This time...
    This time, you will die!
[01:18] Jashin
    If I kill you, my summoner,
    I can go back to Hell!
[01:22] Jashin
    Third time's the charm!
    This time, I'll kill you for sure!
[01:26] Jashin
    Taste my ultimate killer move!
     Jashin-chan Dropkick!
[01:36] Jashin
    Huh? I... hit her?
[01:39] Jashin
    I really did it?
[01:43] Jashin
    It took until the third season,
    but at last, I've beaten Yur—
[01:46] Yurine
    Okay...
[01:47] Yurine
    How many times do you
    have to try to kill me?
[01:52] Yurine
    Maybe I'll hold on to these
    minced meat cutlets for a while.
[01:57] Jashin
    Forgive me! Forgive me, Yurine!
[02:00] Jashin
    Please forgive me, Yurine!
[02:10] Yurine
    Heh.
[02:12] Yurine
    Dropkick on My Devil!! X...
[02:15] Both
    ...begins now!
[03:53] Yurine
    What's that serious look all about?
[03:56] Jashin
    For our third anime adaptation,
     Dropkick on My Devil!! X,
[04:01] Jashin
    I've decided to present
    my character differently.
[04:04] Jashin
    From now on, Jashin-chan
    is going to be serious.
[04:07] Yurine
    I see. So you're going for a
    different taste. Interesting idea.
[04:15] Yurine
    Hey, maybe I'll change my character, too.
[04:20] Yurine
    I like everything to be beautiful.
[04:25] Yurine
    Maybe this is how I'll stay for the
    whole of Dropkick on My Devil!! X.
[04:29] Minos
    Jashin-chan!
SIGN    Beef
[04:31] Minos
    Let's play video games!
[04:33] Medusa
    I bought some Fresh Moon cakes!
SIGN    We're here to visit.
SIGN    Beef
[04:36] Yurine
    Oh, my. All of your art
    has changed, as well.
[04:40] Yurine
    Minos, you appear to be in
    a children's cartoon style.
[04:43] Yurine
    You give the impression
    of a healthy, fiery youth.
[04:45] Yurine
    Medusa, your appearance was
    always based on a 90s style,
[04:49] Yurine
    but it's leaning that way even more now.
[04:52] Yurine
    And Per-chan, your soft, graceful look is
    like something out of Last Fantasy.
[04:57] Minos
    Yeah, before I knew it,
    this is how I was drawn!
[05:01] Poporon
    Hello, it's Genesis!
[05:03] Poporon
    I brought your two sets of ramen
    with half orders of fried rice!
SIGN    Wow, Poporon-chan, you look like you're straight out of a shojo manga.
[05:12] Poporon
    Really?
[05:13] Poporon
    I don't feel like I've changed that much...
[05:15] Minos
    Yeah, you looked like a shojo
    manga character to begin with!
[05:30] Yurine
    She's eating so nice and quiet.
[05:33] Medusa
    Jashin-chan seems unusually serious today.
[05:36] Pino
    Hanazono-san!
[05:37] Pino
    I looked in your bathroom mirror before my
     shower, and saw that I look like this now!
[05:42] Medusa
    Pino-chan looks about the same as always.
[05:46] Yurine
    No, look closer.
[05:48] Yurine
    The more adult features that we've
    tried to keep to a minimum in this show
[05:52] Yurine
    are much more pronounced on her now.
[05:57] Poporon
    Because she came out here in her underwear?
[06:00] Tex
    Thank
    You for
    the Meal
[06:00] Tex
    Thank
    You for
    the Meal
[06:01] Pekola
    Bread crusts are delicious!
[06:06] Pekola
    Oh, you're all here?
[06:09] Minos
    Pekola-chan and Beth look like
    characters from a Showa-era gag manga!
[06:14] Poporon
    Pekola-sama, look how much you've shrunk.
[06:17] Pekola
    Have I?
[06:20] Ran
    Ni hao!
[06:21] Kyon
    How are you all doing?
[06:22] Minos
    Whoa! They're from a tearjerker game!
[06:24] Yurine
    I wonder if they're sick or something.
[06:27] Ran
    No, not at all!
[06:28] Kyon
    We're healthy and strong!
    And we love taiyaki!
[06:33] Yurine
    You haven't said anything or
    made any snappy comebacks at all.
SIGN    Keeping
    Quiet
SIGN    Keeping
    Quiet
[06:41] Yurine
    I don't think just staying quiet
    constitutes being serious...
[06:46] Minos
    Per-chan, you even look
    cute in that graceful style!
[06:46] Poporon
    Pekola-sama, you're so tiny.
[06:48] Pekola
    Indeed, indeed.
[06:51] Yurine
    This is such a chaotic sight...
[06:55] Yurine
    I think our visuals need
    to be consistent after all.
[06:58] Yurine
    Everyone, go back to the way you
    were by the end of the eyecatch.
[07:02] All
    Okay!
[07:02] Mino
    'Kay!
[07:03] Pekola
    Got it!
[07:04] Pino
    I sure want to...
[07:05] Poporon
    But we can't?
[07:11] DevilA
    Moo.
SIGN    Moo
[07:15] DevilA
    This is Jinbocho in Chiyoda Ward.
[07:17] DevilA
    Happy New Year, everyone!
[07:24] Pekola
    My Lord, I am yet again
    about to commit a sin.
[07:29] Pekola
    I have accepted an invitation from the witch
    to once more set foot in the Sabbat's domicile...
[07:37] (Flashback) Yurine
    It's New Year's,
    so come over for some ozoni.
[07:42] Pekola
    Ozoni...
[07:44] Pekola
    Well, it is New Year's.
    I'm sure my Lord will forgive me!
[07:50] DevilA
    Your "Lord" is not a Shinto god!
SIGN    A warm meal
    with a warm family
    was the hallucination I saw
SIGN    I don't turn to stone
    even if I look at Medusa,
    thanks to the bracelet
    I bought at a stall in Akiba
SIGN    Not bad
    for a
    pig
[07:57] Yurine
    It's still a little too early to eat,
[07:59] Yurine
    so let's play some karuta
    to work up an appetite.
[08:02] Ran
    Do your best, Kyon-Kyon!
[08:04] Kyon
    Okay!
[08:05] Poporon
    Isn't karuta kind of childish?
[08:07] Pino
    I won't lose to you, Poporon.
[08:09] Pino
    If I'm so weak I lose to the likes of you,
[08:10] Minos
    I haven't played karuta since grade school.
[08:11] Pino
    pursuers from Heaven
    would overcome me easily.
SIGN    I'm a little worried I might get hurt.
[08:15] Jashin
    Hah! You weakling. You'll make your
    teacher in Hell cry, talking like that.
[08:16] Pino
    So I can't afford to lose now.
[08:19] Pino
    That's right.
SIGN    What makes my mother cry is having a useless student who can't even go back to Hell.
[08:23] Pino
    I mean, it's true, isn't it?
    I can't afford to lose.
[08:26] Jashin
    You impertinent brat! If you weren't
    Sensei's daughter, I'd beat you to a pulp!
SIGN    You didn't forget about when you broke my leg, did you?
[08:35] Yurine
    The new year is young.
    Don't start fighting already.
[08:39] Jashin
    Still...
[08:40] Jashin
    By complete chance, this has turned into a
    battle between devils, angels, and humans.
[08:45] Jashin
    One could call this a
    practice run for Armageddon.
[08:49] Jashin
    I can't lose when the
    new year's just begun!
[08:52] Yurine
    You'd better not cheat.
[08:54] Jashin
    Huh? Well, of course I won't...
[08:57] Jashin
    And you know, if you
    damage a child's self-esteem
[09:00] Jashin
    by saying that before they even start
    playing, you'll never be a good parent.
[09:03] Yurine
    I told you, I'm never going to be a parent.
[09:06] Medusa
    Okay, I'll start reading now.
[09:08] Medusa
    "Not bad for a pig."
[09:10] Jashin
    "Not..." "Not..."
[09:10] Kyon
    Hmm, where is it?
[09:12] Yurine
    There!
[09:14] Pekola
    Th-That was fast!
[09:17] Minos
    That was amazing, Yurine-chan!
[09:17] Jashin
    H-How is she so fast?
    Is that kind of speed even human?
[09:22] Medusa
    I'll read the next one now.
[09:24] Medusa
    "A warm meal with a warm family
    was the hallucination I saw."
[09:28] Pekola
    Here!
[09:29] Yurine
    Well done.
[09:32] Medusa
    "Little cyclops is
    short-lived and panty-free."
[09:37] Kyon
    Aiya!
SIGN    Aw, she beat me to it.
[09:41] Ran
    Nice one, Kyon-Kyon!
[09:42] Medusa
    "Before her departure at 8 AM,
    Azusa 2's last words were 'forever dream.'"
SIGN    Oh, there it is!
SIGN    Huh?
SIGN    Jashin-chan?
[09:53] Jashin
    Azusa 2... It was all Yurine's fault...
[09:57] Yurine
    It was your fault.
[09:58] Jashin
    If you hadn't dodged my attack...
[10:00] Minos
    Yeah, that was Jashin-chan's fault.
SIGN    It really was.
[10:04] Medusa
    I'll read the next one now.
[10:07] Medusa
    "The assassin that popped out of the
    closet was a moronic fallen angel."
[10:11] Medusa
    "The halo she lost was
    taken out with the trash,
[10:13] Medusa
    and now she can't go home,
    so she lives in a box."
SIGN    Ah, found it!
[10:18] Pekola
    Without my halo, I can't use my
    powers or even go back to Heaven...
[10:24] Pino
    And because you're such a moron,
[10:27] Pino
    even those of us who came to finish
    you off got dragged down with you.
[10:30] Poporon
    All because you're such a moron.
[10:34] Medusa
    U-Uh...
[10:37] Medusa
    "Door L2 leads to the secluded
    Philippine region of El Nido."
[10:40] Jashin
    Where is it? Where is it?!
SIGN    Door L2 leads to
    the secluded
    Philippine region of
    El Nido
[10:44] Pekola
    There!
[10:46] Jashin
    Hey. What do you think you're doing?
[10:50] Pekola
    Huh? I just took the card.
    Isn't that the point of the game?
[10:54] Jashin
    You stupid fallen angel!
    Let me get one already!
[10:57] Pekola
    Let you get one? But you
    hadn't even spotted that one.
[11:01] Jashin
    What was that?!
[11:04] Minos
    Hey, c'mon, don't fight.
SIGN    You're still such a short-tempered devil.
[11:08] Jashin
    Ugh! I hate you all!
[11:11] Jashin
    Medusa! Next!
[11:12] Medusa
    O-Okay...
[11:14] Medusa
    "Green onion stolen.
    A 100-yen coin left in its place."
[11:18] Jashin
    Where is it? "Green onion..."
    Where's "green onion"?
[11:23] Jashin
    Green onion!
[11:24] Miku
    Shopping! Shopping!
[11:27] Jashin
    You!
[11:30] Jashin
    Green onion stolen!
[11:31] Miku
    Wh-What?
[11:33] Jashin
    And you get 100 yen for it!
[11:38] Miku
    I bought that green onion
    for 90 yen, so it's all good.
[11:42] Jashin
    I got the green onion!
[11:44] Yurine
    You're supposed to get the card,
    not an actual green onion.
[11:49] Jashin
    Argh! Next time... Next time!
SIGN    Jashin-chan swore
    she would win
    next time, but...
[11:53] DevilA
    Jashin-chan swore she
    would win next time, but...
SIGN    Our holy idol
    lives and works
    at Genesis,
    wearing straw sandals
SIGN    Our holy idol
    lives and works
    at Genesis,
    wearing straw sandals
[11:58] Medusa
    "Our holy idol lives and works at
    Genesis, wearing straw sandals."
SIGN    Our holy idol
    lives and works
    at Genesis,
    wearing straw sandals
SIGN    Our holy idol
    lives and works
    at Genesis,
    wearing straw sandals
SIGN    Our holy idol
    lives and works
    at Genesis,
    wearing straw sandals
SIGN    Our holy idol
    lives and works
    at Genesis,
    wearing straw sandals
SIGN    Our holy idol
    lives and works
    at Genesis,
    wearing straw sandals
SIGN    Our holy idol
    lives and works
    at Genesis,
    wearing straw sandals
SIGN    Our holy idol
    lives and works
    at Genesis,
    wearing straw sandals
SIGN    Our holy idol
    lives and works
    at Genesis,
    wearing straw sandals
SIGN    Everyone is
    surely waiting
    for the tsuchinoko's
    sexy scene
SIGN    Our holy idol
    lives and works
    at Genesis,
    wearing straw sandals
SIGN    Everyone is
    surely waiting
    for the tsuchinoko's
    sexy scene
SIGN    Our holy idol
    lives and works
    at Genesis,
    wearing straw sandals
SIGN    Everyone is
    surely waiting
    for the tsuchinoko's
    sexy scene
SIGN    Our holy idol
    lives and works
    at Genesis,
    wearing straw sandals
SIGN    Everyone is
    surely waiting
    for the tsuchinoko's
    sexy scene
SIGN    Our holy idol
    lives and works
    at Genesis,
    wearing straw sandals
SIGN    Everyone is
    surely waiting
    for the tsuchinoko's
    sexy scene
[12:03] Poporon
    Here!
SIGN    Our holy idol
    lives and works
    at Genesis,
    wearing straw sandals
SIGN    Everyone is
    surely waiting
    for the tsuchinoko's
    sexy scene
SIGN    Everyone is
    surely waiting
    for the tsuchinoko's
    sexy scene
[12:03] Medusa
    "Everyone is surely waiting for
    the tsuchinoko's sexy scene."
SIGN    Everyone is
    surely waiting
    for the tsuchinoko's
    sexy scene
SIGN    Everyone is
    surely waiting
    for the tsuchinoko's
    sexy scene
SIGN    Everyone is
    surely waiting
    for the tsuchinoko's
    sexy scene
SIGN    Everyone is
    surely waiting
    for the tsuchinoko's
    sexy scene
SIGN    Everyone is
    surely waiting
    for the tsuchinoko's
    sexy scene
SIGN    Everyone is
    surely waiting
    for the tsuchinoko's
    sexy scene
SIGN    Everyone is
    surely waiting
    for the tsuchinoko's
    sexy scene
SIGN    Everyone is
    surely waiting
    for the tsuchinoko's
    sexy scene
SIGN    Everyone is
    surely waiting
    for the tsuchinoko's
    sexy scene
[12:07] Kyon
    Got it!
[12:08] Medusa
    "I don't turn to stone, even if I look at Medusa,
SIGN    I don't turn to stone
    even if I look at Medusa,
    thanks to the bracelet
    I bought at a stall in Akiba
SIGN    I don't turn to stone
    even if I look at Medusa,
    thanks to the bracelet
    I bought at a stall in Akiba
SIGN    I don't turn to stone
    even if I look at Medusa,
    thanks to the bracelet
    I bought at a stall in Akiba
SIGN    I don't turn to stone
    even if I look at Medusa,
    thanks to the bracelet
    I bought at a stall in Akiba
SIGN    I don't turn to stone
    even if I look at Medusa,
    thanks to the bracelet
    I bought at a stall in Akiba
SIGN    I don't turn to stone
    even if I look at Medusa,
    thanks to the bracelet
    I bought at a stall in Akiba
SIGN    "Lonely me"
    and "sashimi"
    sound alike
[12:11] Medusa
    thanks to the bracelet I
    bought at a stall in Akiba."
SIGN    I don't turn to stone
    even if I look at Medusa,
    thanks to the bracelet
    I bought at a stall in Akiba
SIGN    "Lonely me"
    and "sashimi"
    sound alike
SIGN    I don't turn to stone
    even if I look at Medusa,
    thanks to the bracelet
    I bought at a stall in Akiba
SIGN    "Lonely me"
    and "sashimi"
    sound alike
SIGN    I don't turn to stone
    even if I look at Medusa,
    thanks to the bracelet
    I bought at a stall in Akiba
SIGN    "Lonely me"
    and "sashimi"
    sound alike
SIGN    I don't turn to stone
    even if I look at Medusa,
    thanks to the bracelet
    I bought at a stall in Akiba
SIGN    "Lonely me"
    and "sashimi"
    sound alike
SIGN    I don't turn to stone
    even if I look at Medusa,
    thanks to the bracelet
    I bought at a stall in Akiba
SIGN    "Lonely me"
    and "sashimi"
    sound alike
[12:13] Yurine
    Here.
SIGN    I don't turn to stone
    even if I look at Medusa,
    thanks to the bracelet
    I bought at a stall in Akiba
SIGN    "Lonely me"
    and "sashimi"
    sound alike
SIGN    "Lonely me"
    and "sashimi"
    sound alike
SIGN    "Lonely me"
    and "sashimi"
    sound alike
[12:14] Medusa
    "'Lonely me' and 'sashimi' sound alike."
SIGN    "Lonely me"
    and "sashimi"
    sound alike
SIGN    "Lonely me"
    and "sashimi"
    sound alike
SIGN    "Lonely me"
    and "sashimi"
    sound alike
SIGN    "Lonely me"
    and "sashimi"
    sound alike
SIGN    "Lonely me"
    and "sashimi"
    sound alike
SIGN    "Lonely me"
    and "sashimi"
    sound alike
[12:16] Pino
    Here!
[12:17] Pino
    Now that I'm giving karuta a try,
     it's actually quite fun.
SIGN    Devil A
[12:22] DevilA
    Jashin-chan can't even get a single card.
SIGN    Devil A
SIGN    Jashin-chan
    can't even get
    a single card
[12:27] Jashin
    Th-This is bad.
[12:29] Jashin
    If this keeps up, I'll lose.
[12:31] Jashin
    There's no need to get serious
    over a silly game like this,
[12:34] Jashin
    but as a devil, losing cannot be tolerated!
[12:37] Jashin
    Maybe it's about time I taught
    these guys how cruel reality is.
[12:42] Medusa
    "Almond Shot, Almond Shot,
    Under Almond Shot."
[12:46] Pekola
    Found it!
SIGN    Wham
[12:48] Jashin
    Whoops! My hand slipped!
SIGN    Wham
[12:52] Pekola
    Wh-What was that for?!
[12:54] Yurine
    You actually cheated, didn't you?
[12:56] Jashin
    That wasn't cheating. My hand just slipped.
[13:00] Yurine
    You know what'll happen if
    you do that again, don't you?
[13:04] Jashin
    Of course I do!
SIGN    She has no idea, does she?
[13:07] Minos
    Nope.
[13:08] Jashin
    Medusa! Read the next card already!
[13:11] Medusa
    Okay...
[13:12] Medusa
    "Heh. This is my second deadly move after
    my deadly dropkick, Royal Copenhagen."
[13:19] Medusa
    "I named it after the Danish porcelain
    manufacturer because it sounded cool."
SIGN    Heh. This is my second deadly move
     after my deadly dropkick,
    Royal Copenhagen. I named it after
    the Danish porcelain manufacturer
     because it sounded cool.
[13:24] Jashin
    You're not getting this one! Second
    deadly move: Royal Copenhagen!
[13:28] Jashin
    Whoops! My hand slipped again!
[13:31] Jashin
    What?!
[13:34] Jashin
    I don't think so!
[13:35] Yurine
    Ow, hot!
[13:36] Jashin
    All mine!
SIGN    Heh. This is my second deadly move
     after my deadly dropkick,
    Royal Copenhagen. I named it after
    the Danish porcelain manufacturer
     because it sounded cool.
[13:38] Jashin
    Gotcha!
SIGN    Heh. This is my second deadly move
     after my deadly dropkick,
    Royal Copenhagen. I named it after
    the Danish porcelain manufacturer
     because it sounded cool.
SIGN    Heh. This is my second deadly move
     after my deadly dropkick,
    Royal Copenhagen. I named it after
    the Danish porcelain manufacturer
     because it sounded cool.
[13:41] Jashin
    "Ow, hot!" she said.
[13:43] Jashin
    I guess my eye beams are pretty hot, Pekola.
[13:47] Pekola
    Uh-huh...
[13:49] Medusa
    This just turned really scary...
SIGN    "Niozoni" contains
     the word "ozoni"
[13:53] Medusa
    Oh, this is the last card.
SIGN    "Niozoni" contains
     the word "ozoni"
[13:57] Medusa
    "'Niozoni' contains the word 'ozoni.'"
[14:00] Yurine
    Here.
[14:01] Yurine
    The karuta game is now over.
[14:04] Yurine
    Now it's time to prepare the ozoni.
[14:07] Yurine
    Right, Jashin-chan?
[14:10] Jashin
    Huh?
[14:11] Jashin
    Oh... Right.
[14:16] Minos
    This ozoni is so good!
[14:18] Medusa
    Y-Yes, it's great.
[14:21] Pekola
    It's absolutely delicious!
[14:24] Pekola
    I can't breathe! M-My eyes!
SIGN    Careful!
[14:34] Pekola
    You saved me.
[14:37] Kyon
    Is it yummy, Onee-chan?
[14:39] Ran
    Hao chi!
SIGN    That was a close call.
[14:42] Minos
    I think this is gonna be another great year!
[14:43] Poporon
    What are we going to do with you, Pekola-sama?
[14:44] Medusa
    Uh, yeah...
[14:46] Yurine
    Well? Have you seen the error of your ways?
[14:49] Jashin
    Yes! Yes! I have!
[14:51] Yurine
    Really? Then I'll let you eat some ozoni.
SIGN    Splat
[14:58] Jashin
    Ow, hot!
SIGN    Smack
[15:00] Yurine
    Here you go. Have some piping-hot mochi.
[15:04] Jashin
    P-Please stop...
[15:06] Yurine
    What? You want more?
[15:08] Yurine
    Okay, then. I'll give you lots more.
[15:12] Jashin
    Hot!
[15:13] Yurine
    Yes, the mochi is hot, isn't it?
[15:15] Yurine
    I wonder which is hotter,
    this or your eye beams...
[15:21] Yurine
    How about a steaming-hot green onion next?
[15:25] Jashin
    Hot!
SIGN    m 0 10 l 100 0 100 100 0 100
SIGN    Orphanage
    Iron Commando
[15:30] Teacher
    Okay, everyone, pay attention.
[15:32] Teacher
    This is Lierre-chan,
    your new friend starting today.
[15:37] Lierre
    Nice to meet all of you. My name is Lierre.
[15:40] Lierre
    I hope we'll all be friends.
[15:42] Kid1
    Nice to meet you!
[15:43] Kid2
    Nice to meet ya!
[15:44] Daichi
    Hey, Lierre-chan, which
    ***** color is your favorite?
[15:47] Lierre
    A ***** Monster , huh?
[15:50] Lierre
    Hmm... I guess I'd say Lead.
[15:53] Daichi*
    How cool!
[15:57] Pekola
    The sky is the color of lead.
[15:59] Pekola
    The weather is so dreary,
    just like my heart.
[16:05] Pekola
    This is the last of my food for today...
[16:09] Pekola
    Maybe tonight I'll finally go
    back to nature's salad bar...
[16:13] Pekola
    If I recall, Chinese plantain,
    wood sorrel, and sow thistle grow there.
[16:18] Guy
    She's literally talking
    about eating roadside grass.
SIGN    Horsetail
[16:24] Pekola
    I wish I had some ramen...
[16:27] Lierre
    Hup.
[16:33] Pekola
    I haven't seen her around here before.
[16:38] Lierre
    This land is rife with conflict and hatred.
[16:43] Lierre
    Do you not agree?
[16:45] Pekola
    Huh? Uh, yes...
[16:49] Lierre
    Long ago, I destroyed the
    corrupt human race with a flood.
[16:53] Lierre
    I suppose history does repeat itself.
[16:56] Pekola
    Do you like the Bible?
[16:59] Pekola
    What an admirable child you are.
[17:03] Lierre
    Honestly... You still don't get it, Pekola?
[17:06] Pekola
    Wha—
[17:07] Pekola
    How do you know my name?!
[17:09] Pekola
    Is it written on me somewhere?!
[17:13] Lierre
    I don't know if you're just
    pretending to be dumb,
[17:15] Lierre
    or if falling to Earth
    really did make you dumb...
[17:21] Pekola
    Wait, are you... I mean,
    might you actually be...
[17:25] Pekola
    My Lord, Lierre-sama?!
[17:29] Lierre
    You finally figured it out?
[17:31] Pekola
    Why have you taken this form?
[17:33] Pekola
    I remember you looking more like...
     well... a mature woman.
[17:37] Lierre
    What do you mean, "mature"?!
    I'm still young!
[17:40] Pekola
    I-I'm sorry!
[17:42] Lierre
    This form is more convenient.
[17:45] Lierre
    No one suspects the child.
[17:49] Pekola
    You finally...
[17:51] Pekola
    You finally came to take me home!
[17:54] Pekola
    I'm so glad! I won't have to
    go to the salad bar anymore!
[17:59] Guy
    I see.
[18:01] Guy
    So you're leaving, huh?
[18:05] Lierre
    No, you'll still need to
    rely on the salad bar.
[18:08] Pekola
    Huh?
[18:08] Guy
    Yay.
[18:10] Lierre
    I'm here because...
[18:13] Lierre
    it's time to give this world
    another deep cleaning.
[18:20] Lierre
    We decided it at a meeting of the gods.
[18:23] Lierre
    If we allow the corrupt human race to keep
    on living, they'll only pollute the world.
[18:28] Pekola
    Oh, no!
[18:29] Pekola
    If you do that, Dropkick on My Devil!! X
     will end after only one episode,
[18:33] Pekola
    even after it was finally
    successfully crowdfunded!
[18:37] Texxt
    End
[18:38] Pekola
    No, no, no.
[18:38] Texxt
    End
[18:38] Texxt
    End
[18:38] Texxt
    End
[18:40] Pekola
    There are still many good
    humans in this world.
[18:43] Pekola
    Would you leave all of them to die?!
[18:50] Pekola
    I do recall that there were some
    among the gods who hated humans...
[18:55] Pekola
    But I thought you loved humans!
[19:00] Lierre
    I've watched this world from
    up in Heaven for a long time.
[19:05] Lierre
    Then I grew fed up,
[19:07] Lierre
    and my thoughts on it changed.
[19:10] Lierre
    Too many humans act only
    in their own self-interest,
[19:13] Lierre
    and I cannot allow it to continue.
[19:16] Pekola
    My Lord...
[19:18] Lierre
    But...
[19:19] Pekola
    But?
[19:20] Lierre
    First, I want to try
    living as the humans do.
[19:25] Mom
    What should we have for dinner tonight?
[19:27] Guy
    How about some grass?
[19:30] Lierre
    I came to this world
    alone in order to do that.
[19:36] Pekola
    So that's why...
[19:39] Lierre
    And...
[19:40] Lierre
    I also need to get rid of the three of you,
    who betrayed Heaven and colluded with devils.
SIGN    Fallen
SIGN    Angel
SIGN    Trio
[19:47] Pekola
    So that really is a part of it, then...
[19:50] Jashin
    I heard everything.
[19:54] Lierre
    Where did you come from?
[19:56] Jashin
    Heya, slay ya, love and throb and kiss ya.
[19:59] Jashin
    And who do you think you are,
    talking like you're so much better than us?
[20:04] Jashin
    Who cares about some
    stupid meeting of the gods?
[20:07] Jashin
    You don't get to just decide all that.
[20:09] Jashin
    If you want to destroy humanity,
    you'll have to go through me first.
[20:14] Jashin
    Pachinko, arcades,
    boat racing, cycle racing,
[20:17] Jashin
    horse racing, poker, mahjong, cee-lo,
[20:19] Jashin
    hanafuda, , and ...
[20:23] Jashin
    I can't let this world be destroyed.
[20:27] Lierre
    Are you the devil who's
    become Pekola's friend?
[20:30] Pekola**
    N-No, I wouldn't call her a friend...
[20:32] Jashin
    That's right!
[20:36] Jashin
    I don't care if you're some god from Heaven
     or wherever. I'm gonna throttle you.
[20:41] Jashin
    After all, I'm Jashin and
    I'm a god of Hell myself.
[20:44] Pekola
    Don't! You can't beat her!
[20:48] Jashin
    What? She's that strong?
[20:50] Jashin
    Maybe I won't, then!
[20:52] Lierre
    You truly are an inferior race.
[20:53] Yurine
    Hey! Jashin-chan!
SIGN    Hey!
    Jashin-chan!
[20:57] Yurine
    You put a sandwich in a clear file
    and left it in the drawer again!
[21:02] Jashin
    Ack! Yurine!
[21:03] Yurine
    Why do you keep doing the
    same thing over and over?!
SIGN    No Peeking
[23:03] DevilA
    Nice! This is sure to send
    our ratings through the roof—
[23:10] Pino
    Greetings, everyone.
[23:12] Pino
    This is Pino, the winner of the grand
    prize in the Heaven Baking Contest.
[23:17] Pino
    Today, I'm going to bake a
    delicious treat for all of you.
[23:21] Pino
    Let's see... Which container was the sugar in?
[23:25] Pino
    Oh? And this one... And this one, too...
[23:29] Pino
    Next time on Dropkick on My Devil!! X,
     episode 2: "All the Pills Are Hard Candies."
[23:37] Pino
    Really. All of them are hard candies.

Season 3 - Dropkick on My Devil!!! X

E2 - All the Pills Are Hard Candies

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[01:33] Pino
    Something's wrong.
[01:35] Pino
    Pursuers from Heaven should've come
    after me by now, but there's no sign of any.
[01:42] Pino
    Wait...
[01:42] Pino
    Maybe a pursuer's already here,
[01:45] Pino
    and they're hiding in this room
    somewhere, just watching me.
[01:50] Pino
    Somewhere in this room...
[01:53] Pino
    They're laughing at me, thinking they
    could kill me anytime they wanted.
[01:57] Pino
    Laughing at me...
[02:00] Shadow
    I could kill you anytime I wanted.
[02:04] Pino
    Where?! Where are you?!
[02:06] Pino
    In here?!
[02:07] Pino
    In here?!
[02:08] Pino
    Or... in here?!
[02:13] Pino
    Okay, I guess they couldn't be in here.
[02:20] Pino
    I'm... I'm scared.
[02:22] Pino
    So scared, I'm going crazy.
[02:26] Pino
    Someone...
[02:28] Pino
    Someone please stay with me!
[02:31] Pino
    I'm scared!
[02:35] SIGN
    Nutrient-Packed
[02:35] SIGN
    Stomach Medicine
[02:43] SIGN
    Pino : Mental Strength
[02:44] SIGN
    Devil A : Life
[02:45] DevilA
    You should always make sure your
    surroundings are safe when healing.
[02:51] SIGN
    Awaiting Retrieval
[02:55] Pino
    I'm calm now.
[02:57] Pino
    If Poporon saw me like this,
    she'd make fun of me for sure.
[03:02] Poporon
    Wow, talk about sad.
[03:02] SIGN
    Wow
[03:03] SIGN
    Talk
    about
    sad
[03:07] Pino
    There was never anything to fear.
[03:09] Pino
    If pursuers come for me, all I need to
    do is make the devils fight each other.
[03:13] Pino
    That's why I'm being friendly with
    them while I work as custodian here.
[03:20] Pino
    When my halo regenerates,
    I'll lead a rebellion and kill our Lord.
[03:24] Pino
    Then I'll reign over Heaven,
    destroy the humans and devils,
[03:30] Pino
    and become the new Lord.
[03:32] Pino
    My plan is flawless.
[03:36] Pino
    What was I even afraid of?
[03:41] Pino
    Oh, my face looks awful.
[03:45] SIGN
    Smile
[03:45] SIGN
    Smile
[03:46] Pino
    Yes! Very cute!
[03:49] Pino
    Nothing suits me better than a smile.
[03:52] Pino
    Now, then. Time for a change of outlook.
    I'll make cupcakes to take to Pekola-sama.
[04:02] DevilA
    Did you think this was medicine?
[04:04] DevilA
    It's Pino's pill-shaped hard candies!
[04:06] SIGN
    Don't
    Eat
[04:06] SIGN
    Too
    Many
[04:12] Pino
    I'll make myself feel better by
    looking at Pekola-sama's dopey face.
[04:17] Yurine
    Why do you keep doing the
    same thing over and over?!
[04:30] Yurine
    Oh, no! I'm so sorry!
[04:32] Pino
    Is that... Lierre-sama?
[04:34] Pino
    It can't be... but...
[04:34] Jashin
    Hoo boy. You can't pin that one on me.
     She's really strong, apparently.
[04:36] Pino
    She looks different,
    but that's definitely Lierre-sama.
[04:39] Yurine
    What do we do? We have
    to get her to the hospital.
[04:42] Pino
    I-I need to hide!
[04:43] Pekola
    It's all right.
[04:45] Pekola
    There's no need to worry, Hanazono Yurine.
[04:47] Pekola
    That is my Lord, Lierre-sama.
[04:51] Yurine
    Your Lord? This little girl?
[04:53] Pekola
    She has taken the form of
     a child for certain reasons,
[04:56] Pekola
    but to her, a punch from a human
    is little more than a mosquito's bite.
[05:01] Pekola
    See?
[05:02] Yurine
    Are you sure she's all right?
[05:07] Yurine
    I see...
[05:08] Lierre
    So this is Hanazono Yurine?
[05:10] Lierre
    Not bad, for a human.
[05:14] Yurine
    Your nose is bleeding.
[05:16] SIGN
    Pfft
[05:17] Lierre
    It's nothing.
[05:19] Lierre
    I feel no pain from a human's
    punch. Not even a tickle.
[05:25] Pekola
    Um, your legs are trembling.
    Are you all right?
[05:29] Lierre
    They are not.
[05:30] Pekola
    You're sweating a lot, too.
[05:32] Lierre
    I am not.
[05:33] Jashin
    Pekola, is this little
    thing really that strong?
[05:37] Jashin
    Well? Well?
[05:39] Jashin
    She doesn't look that tough to me.
    I'll just kill her while I can.
[05:43] Pekola
    Wait!
[05:44] Pino
    Looks like she really is Lierre-sama.
[05:46] Pino
    But as long as she's in that form,
[05:48] Pino
    Jashin-chan-san might
    actually be able to kill her.
[05:51] Jashin
    Die, god of Heaven!
[05:53] Jashin
    I mean, Lierre-san!
[05:55] Jashin
    Take this! Jashin-chan Thanks You
    For the Crowdfunding Death Dropkick!
[05:56] SIGN
    Jashin-chan Thanks You For the crowdfunding Death Dropkick!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
[06:01] Lierre
    No, you die.
[06:02] Jashin
    Nope! I don't think so! I can't die yet!
[06:05] Jashin
    I haven't been to Kushino, Furano,
    Obihiro, or Minamishimabara yet!
[06:13] Jashin
    Ow.
[06:14] Pekola
    Y-Your tail!
[06:18] Pino
    Nope.
[06:19] Pino
    Even in the form of a child,
    she's still so powerful.
[06:22] Pino
    I'm sure I'd end up the same way.
[06:26] Pino
    Nope. Nope. Nope, nope.
[06:29] Pino
    Nope, nope, nope, nope, nope,
    nope, nope, nope, nope, nope, nope!
[06:32] Pino
    I can't!
[06:38] Jashin
    Damn it...
[06:40] Lierre
    You still want to fight?
[06:46] Jashin
    I...
[06:49] Jashin
    ...swear my loyalty to you.
[06:53] Jashin
    Use me as your right arm!
[06:55] Jashin
    And Yurine can be your left!
[06:57] Yurine
    You're a devil. Stop trying to
    enslave yourself to Heaven.
[07:01] Jashin
    If you kill Yurine, all of Jinbocho—
    no, the whole world will be yours!
[07:02] Lierre
    This is bad. Using my power
    drained me even more.
[07:06] Jashin
    Hey! Are you listening, Lierre-san?!
[07:12] Lierre
    Pekola.
[07:13] Lierre
    Tell Poporon and Pino that I was here,
[07:17] Lierre
    and that I look forward
    to seeing them again.
[07:21] Lierre
    Farewell.
[07:26] Pekola
    My Lord!
[07:27] Pekola
    What's the matter, my Lord?!
[07:29] Yurine
    She's not okay at all.
[07:31] Jashin
    Aw, so Lierre-san's actually a weakling.
[07:34] Jashin
    What I said before was a lie, Yurine.
[07:36] Jashin
    You're the only partner for me.
[07:39] Pekola
    What a silver tongue.
[07:41] Yurine
    It really is my fault.
[07:44] Pekola
    Shall I call an ambulance?
[07:46] Yurine
    Yeah, please do.
[07:47] DevilA
    The number to call for an ambulance is 119
    in Japan, 911 in America, and 999 in the UK.
[07:56] DevilA
    So in Hell, I guess it would
    be 666? Not that I'd know.
[08:07] Pino
    What in the world was I...
[08:11] Pino
    I had such a strange dream.
[08:13] Pino
    Imagine Lierre-sama coming
    all the way here on her own...
[08:17] Pino
    And getting punched out
    by Hanazono-san to boot?
[08:20] Pino
    It's inconceivable.
[08:22] SIGN
    Low Class
[08:22] SIGN
    Low Class
[08:25] SIGN
    Low Class
[08:25] SIGN
    Low Class
[08:25] SIGN
    Low Class
[08:25] SIGN
    Low Class
[08:28] Pino
    Inconceivable.
[08:37] Miku
    Poke, poke. Poke, poke.
[08:41] SIGN
    Teke Teke Yokai Jashin-chan
[08:58] Jashin
    Being seen in a sailor uniform
    is making me blush a little.
[09:01] SIGN
    Bl
[09:01] SIGN
    us
[09:01] SIGN
    Bl
[09:01] SIGN
    hi
[09:01] SIGN
    Bl
[09:01] SIGN
    us
[09:01] SIGN
    ng
[09:01] SIGN
    Bl
[09:01] SIGN
    hi
[09:01] SIGN
    Ja
[09:01] SIGN
    us
[09:01] Jashin
    Blush, blush. Blush, blush.
[09:01] SIGN
    us
[09:01] SIGN
    hi
[09:01] SIGN
    ng
[09:01] SIGN
    sh
[09:01] SIGN
    Bl
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    Ja
[09:01] SIGN
    in
[09:01] SIGN
    ng
[09:01] SIGN
    us
[09:01] SIGN
    ng
[09:02] SIGN
    Ja
[09:02] SIGN
    sh
[09:02] SIGN
    -ch
[09:02] SIGN
    Bl
[09:02] SIGN
    hi
[09:02] SIGN
    Ja
[09:02] SIGN
    in
[09:02] SIGN
    an
[09:02] SIGN
    sh
[09:02] SIGN
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[09:02] SIGN
    ng
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    in
[09:02] SIGN
    -ch
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    Bl
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    hi
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    in
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[09:03] SIGN
    Bl
[09:03] SIGN
    hi
[09:03] SIGN
    an
[09:03] SIGN
    sh
[09:03] SIGN
    -ch
[09:03] SIGN
    us
[09:03] SIGN
    ng
[09:03] SIGN
    in
[09:03] SIGN
    an
[09:03] SIGN
    hi
[09:03] SIGN
    Ja
[09:03] SIGN
    Bl
[09:03] SIGN
    -ch
[09:03] SIGN
    ng
[09:03] SIGN
    sh
[09:03] SIGN
    us
[09:04] SIGN
    an
[09:04] SIGN
    Ja
[09:04] SIGN
    in
[09:04] SIGN
    hi
[09:04] SIGN
    Bl
[09:04] SIGN
    sh
[09:04] SIGN
    -ch
[09:04] SIGN
    ng
[09:04] SIGN
    us
[09:04] SIGN
    Ja
[09:04] SIGN
    in
[09:04] SIGN
    an
[09:04] SIGN
    Bl
[09:04] SIGN
    hi
[09:04] SIGN
    sh
[09:04] SIGN
    -ch
[09:04] SIGN
    us
[09:07] Poporon
    Thanks for coming out
    again today, everyone!
[09:10] Katsura
    She's so angelic!
[09:11] Chiba
    Too angelic!
[09:12] Ozaki
    She's angel food cake!
SIGN    Poporon-chan!
[09:15] Poporon
    See you next time!
[09:17] SIGN
    Green Room
[09:17] SIGN
    Amatsuka Noel-sama
[09:18] Poporon
    What?! Lierre-sama?!
[09:20] Poporon
    And she's in child form?
[09:22] Pekola
    That's right.
[09:24] Pekola
    I was shocked as well.
[09:25] Poporon
    I see. Lierre-sama's finally come here...
[09:29] Poporon
    Does Pino know?
[09:32] Pekola
    I haven't been able to break it to her.
[09:34] Pekola
    She can be rather unstable, after all.
[09:37] Pekola
    I need to find a way to tell her
    tactfully or it could mentally break her.
[09:42] Poporon
    That's true.
SIGN    This is her green room.
[09:46] Jashin
    Hey, fallen angel. We came to see you.
[09:49] Poporon
    Ugh! Meat and Potatoes!
[09:50] Pekola
    Pino?!
SIGN    I invited her to come see you with us.
[09:55] Poporon
    Jeez, did you have to go and do that?
[09:57] Jashin
    Pino and I made Basque cheesecakes.
[10:00] Jashin
    They're a special gift for you.
[10:02] Pino
    I didn't make them
    specially for you or anything.
[10:06] Poporon
    Yeah, yeah.
[10:08] Pekola
    These cakes are delicious!
[10:11] Pino
    Ah, there's that dopey smile!
    It soothes my soul!
[10:15] Pino
    I'm so glad I came!
[10:17] Jashin
    Oh, yeah. Yurine was worrying about
    how Lierre-san was doing after all that.
[10:22] Pekola
    Um... I mean, uh...
[10:24] Pekola
    U-Uh, Poporon can give you the details!
[10:27] Poporon
    Hey! Don't just dump it on me!
    Aren't you supposed to be my shield today?
[10:32] Pekola
    My job has nothing to do with this!
[10:35] Jashin
    What? You haven't told Pino about Lierre-san?
[10:39] Pekola
    Um... I was going to,
    but I couldn't find the right time...
[10:45] Poporon
    Huh? She's gone.
[10:51] Pino
    My Lord did come.
[10:52] Pino
    I wasn't mistaken. She really is here.
[10:55] Pino
    She came to finish me off.
[11:02] Pino
    I'm scared. I don't want to die.
[11:14] Pino
    It's fine. I just need to carry out my plan.
[11:18] Pino
    I'm sure Lierre-sama's
    guard is down right now.
[11:23] Pino
    Jashin-chan-san, I'll need
    you to act as my sacrifice.
[11:23] Jashin
    I discovered this crazy
    candy recently. It's insane!
[11:28] SIGN
    Low Class
[11:30] Pekola
    Look! We match!
[11:30] SIGN
    Low Class
[11:30] SIGN
    Low Class
[11:32] Poporon
    Why do I have to wear this?
[11:54] Jashin
    You let your guard down, Lierre-san.
[11:57] Jashin
    In this town, a moment's
    carelessness can cost you your life.
[12:01] Lierre
    You're...
[12:02] Jashin
    Welcome to the city of books and curry.
[12:04] Jashin
    I'll sing a requiem to welcome you!
[12:12] Jashin
    Salmon roe wine.
[12:17] Jashin
    Somen noodles.
[12:21] Jashin
    And meat-filled curries are delicious.
[12:28] Lierre
    What kind of song is that?
[12:29] Jashin
    Huh?
[12:30] Jashin
    It's a requiem filled with
    love for my hometown.
[12:32] SIGN
    Requiem
[12:32] SIGN
    Requiem
[12:33] Jashin
    I thought it'd be perfect for you,
    since you're about to die.
[12:38] Lierre
    You coward!
[12:40] Lierre
    Where did you come from, anyway?
[12:43] Jashin
    Tee-hee!
[12:46] Lierre
    I should have finished you
    when I had the chance.
[12:50] Lierre
    Die.
[12:52] Jashin
    S-Sorry!
[12:54] Jashin
    Y'see, Pino hired me to do it!
[12:57] Jashin
    Y'see, I borrowed a lot of money from her...
[12:59] Lierre
    "Y'see"?
[13:00] Jashin
    She said if I killed you,
    she'd call off my debt.
[13:04] (Flashback) Pino
    Please kill the Lord for me.
[13:07] Lierre
    That little...
[13:08] Jashin
    Wow, I really blew it!
[13:10] Jashin
    I'll just be going now.
[13:12] Jashin
    Whoopsie, whoopsie...
[13:16] Lierre
    Honestly.
[13:17] Lierre
    You would show your back to an enemy?
[13:21] Lierre
    Didn't you say a moment's
    carelessness could cost you your life?
[13:24] Yurine
    What are you doing out here?
[13:28] Lierre
    Hanazono Yurine.
[13:30] Lierre
    And where did you come from, anywa—
[13:32] Jashin
    Yurine!
[13:33] Jashin
    Perfect timing!
[13:35] Jashin
    Lierre-san is being mean to me! Punish her!
[13:39] Yurine
    Huh? Is that true, Lierre-sama?
[13:43] Lierre
    Well, it's true I used my deadly
    Organized Crime Kick on her...
[13:47] SIGN
    Organized
[13:47] SIGN
    Crime
[13:48] Lierre
    But the way it happened was
    such-and-such and so-and-so...
[13:51] Yurine
    So it was all your fault!
[13:54] Yurine
    You've been borrowing money
    from people other than Medusa!
[13:57] Yurine
    I swear... I'll have to
    warn the custodian later.
[14:01] Jashin
    Damn... Damn...
[14:01] Yurine
    I'm sorry Jashin-chan caused so much trouble.
[14:04] Yurine
    And...
[14:06] Yurine
    I wanted to make up for what I did
     before. Do you have some time?
[14:12] DevilA
    Veterans will remember this:
    the soul food of Jinbocho, Bondy.
[14:15] DevilA
    The curry's so good, it's unforgettable.
[14:18] DevilA
    It even comes with a potato!
[14:20] DevilA
    In English, that's "potato."
[14:23] DevilA
    Repeat after me. Pota—
[14:25] Yurine
    So you were just fine after that?
[14:27] Lierre
    Being punched by a human is nothing to me.
[14:30] Jashin
    Do people really get taken away
    in ambulances over "nothing"?
[14:34] Yurine
    Don't provoke her. You need to
    apologize for what you did, too.
[14:39] Jashin
    I'm sorry.
[14:43] Lierre
    She's so close.
[14:44] Yurine
    Hey.
[14:45] Jashin
    I apologized.
[14:48] Lierre
    I can kill her anytime.
[14:49] Jashin
    This is so good!
[14:50] Lierre
    But considering she's got
    Hanazono Yurine behind her,
[14:54] Lierre
    I'd rather avoid a fight for now.
[14:56] Yurine
    What do you think, Lierre-sama?
    Isn't the curry here great?
[15:00] Lierre
    Yes. I didn't know such delicious
    curry existed in the human realm.
[15:05] Yurine
    Glad to hear it. It's on me today, so eat up.
[15:09] Lierre
    By the way, why do you call me "Lierre-sama"?
[15:13] Lierre
    I'm not your superior.
[15:15] Yurine
    So... "Lierre-san"?
[15:18] Lierre
    Just "Lierre" is fine.
[15:21] DevilA
    Potato.
[15:22] DevilA
    No, no, no. Potato.
[15:25] Jashin
    Thanks for the meal.
[15:28] Jashin
    I'm so full, I'm getting sleepy.
[15:31] Yurine
    I swear...
[15:32] Lierre
    By the way, can I ask one thing?
[15:35] Lierre
    Tell me about Pekola and the other two.
    Are they doing well in this world?
[15:39] Yurine
    Well...
[15:41] Yurine
    They get along well with us
    and the people of this town.
[15:47] Lierre
    I see.
[15:52] Yurine
    Would you like to go see them now?
[15:55] Lierre
    Huh?
[15:58] Pino
    I'm done for. It's over.
[16:01] DevilA
    Where is this?
[16:01] Pino
    That's Owari.
[16:02] SIGN
    Owari
[16:02] SIGN
    Owari
[16:02] SIGN
    Owari
[16:03] DevilA
    And this location in France?
[16:05] Pino
    That's Oiry.
[16:05] SIGN
    Oiry
[16:09] Pino
    I wish I could go far away!
[16:14] Minos
    Do you really need to be that scared?
[16:17] Pino
    I'm done for. It's over.
SIGN    You overreact so much.
[16:21] Pino
    You can all talk like that because you
    don't know how terrifying my Lord is.
[16:25] Pino
    Her orders are absolute. Now that
    I've failed her, all that awaits me is death.
[16:29] Pino
    She's here!
[16:31] Pino
    I'll kill her before she can kill me!
[16:33] Pino
    Amen!
[16:38] Jashin
    Why?
[16:42] Lierre
    Hello, Pino. How have you been?
[16:49] Pino
    I-It's Lierre-sama!
[16:52] Minos
    Hey, what's going on?
[16:53] Pino
    I have to run! The window is my only hope!
[16:58] Yurine
    We're coming in.
[16:59] Yurine
    Lierre wanted to see you,
    so I brought her over.
[17:02] Lierre
    Thanks for having me.
[17:03] Jashin
    She's not having me...
[17:05] Medusa
    Jashin-chan!
[17:07] Yurine
    You guys are here, too?
[17:09] Lierre
    This is quite a cute room.
[17:11] Pino
    I-I'll make some tea.
[17:17] Pino
    L-Lierre-sama has come at last.
SIGN    Nice to meet you!
[17:22] Minos
    So Pino-chan's boss is a kid, huh?
[17:25] Lierre
    This is just the form
    I'm using here. I'm not a child.
[17:29] Pino
    If she's come to kill me...
[17:32] Pino
    I'll kill her first!
[17:36] Pino
    Lierre-sama.
[17:38] Pino
    Have some tea and apple pie.
[17:43] Pino
    You too, Hanazono-san. Before it gets cold.
[17:46] Yurine
    Thanks.
[17:51] Pino
    I put a ton of wolfsbane in
    Lierre-sama's tea and apple pie.
[17:57] Pino
    If she consumes enough of it,
    even if it doesn't kill her,
[18:02] Pino
    it should still do a lot of damage.
[18:05] Pino
    And when she's weak, I'll be able to
    kill her, even in my current state.
[18:18] Jashin
    You guys! Don't just leave an
    injured person at your front door!
[18:22] Jashin
    Seriously, what's happening to this world?
[18:22] Medusa
    Jashin-chan...
[18:25] Jashin
    Jeez, I'm thirsty after
    getting beat up like that.
[18:29] Jashin
    I'm gonna have a sip of this.
[18:36] Medusa
    Jashin-chan?!
[18:38] Lierre
    Pino, what's the meaning of this?
[18:41] Pino
    Huh? Whatever do you mean?
[18:45] Jashin
    I don't know what happened,
    but I kinda blacked out there.
[18:49] Jashin
    Ooh! This apple pie looks tasty!
[18:57] Medusa
    Jashin-chan!
[18:59] Lierre
    Hey, devil! Wake up! Are you all right?
[19:03] Lierre
    Pino, did you poison these things?
[19:05] Minos
    Poison?!
SIGN    What's she talking about?
[19:08] Yurine
    Why did you do that?
[19:11] Pino
    To...
[19:12] Pino
    To kill you before you
    could kill me, obviously!
[19:15] Pino
    I'll shove this wolfsbane
    into your mouth whole!
[19:18] Minos
    Hey, cut it out!
SIGN    Calm down!
[19:21] Lierre
    I only came here to check on you three.
[19:24] Pino
    Liar! I know you came here to get rid of us!
[19:28] Lierre
    By the laws of Heaven, it's true that
    I've thought about ending you eventually.
[19:33] Lierre
    But right now, observing this
    planet is more important.
[19:41] Lierre
    Frankly, I couldn't care
    less about killing you three.
[19:46] Yurine
    I think Lierre really did come
    here just to check on you.
[19:50] Yurine
    I mean, if she wanted to kill you,
     she'd have done it long ago.
[19:55] Jashin
    Wow, I blacked out! I flew right out of here!
[19:59] Jashin
    Speaking of, remember the other day?
[20:01] Jashin
    You're supposed to be super strong, but
    you went flying when Yurine punched you.
[20:06] Jashin
    You blacked out and had to be carried away.
[20:09] Pino
    She's right. That was no dream.
[20:12] Pino
    And that strike really did have
    that much force behind it...
[20:16] Pino
    Which means Hanazono-san might
    just be capable of saving me.
[20:25] Pino
    That's it! Hanazono-san is my savior!
[20:29] Pino
    Without a doubt, she's my Messiah!
[20:33] Pino
    Hanazono-san!
[20:34] Yurine
    Y-Yes?
[20:35] Pino
    Please continue to be my friend!
[20:37] Yurine
    S-Sure...
[20:42] Pino
    Yahoo!
[20:43] Jashin
    What's with her?
[20:45] Yurine
    I'm fine with being friends, but...
[20:48] Yurine
    I don't think it was right to poison Lierre
    without even hearing what she had to say.
[20:54] Jashin
    Well, you never listen to what I have to—
[20:56] Yurine
    Shut up.
[21:01] Medusa
    Jashin-chan!
[21:03] Pino
    Hanazono-san reprimanded me.
[21:07] Pino
    Hanazono-san hates me now.
[21:14] Pino
    I'm done for! I have no choice
    but to take all these pills and die!
[21:18] Yurine
    Don't talk about dying when
    you're so afraid of death.
[21:22] Lierre
    Even back in Heaven, she was always quick
    to start wailing about wanting to die.
[21:27] Yurine
    She's kind of a pain in the neck, huh?
[21:29] Minos
    More than "kind of."
SIGN    She's a huge pain.
[21:32] Pino
    Hanazono-san, you jerk!
[21:35] Medusa
    Jashin-chan!
[23:10] Poporon
    Ta-da!
[23:11] Poporon
    It's everyone's holy idol, Poporon-chan!
[23:15] Poporon
    A girl at the orphanage gave
    me this weird whistle today.
[23:19] Poporon
    What in the world?
    This whistle is so interesting!
[23:22] Poporon
    When I blow it, it stretches out.
[23:25] Poporon
    Humans are so simple,
    being amused by things like this.
[23:30] Poporon
    Next time on Dropkick on My Devil!! X,
    episode 3: "The Deadly Party Whistle."
[23:35] Poporon
    I know! I'll blow this
    whistle at Pekola-sama later!

Season 3 - Dropkick on My Devil!!! X

E3 - The Deadly Party Whistle

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SIGN    Lake Shikotsu 777
SIGN    Lake Shikotsu
SIGN    Lake Shikotsu
SIGN    Exploring Chitose
    in search of the Chippu
SIGN    Exploring Chitose
    in search of the Chippu
SIGN    Exploring Chitose
    in search of the Chippu
SIGN    Exploring Chitose
    in search of the Chippu
SIGN    This program originally aired on June 22, 2020
[00:00] Reporter
    Today, we're visiting Lake Shikotsu
    in Chitose City, Hokkaido!
SIGN    Exploring Chitose
    in search of the Chippu
SIGN    Exploring Chitose
    in search of the Chippu
SIGN    Exploring Chitose
    in search of the Chippu
SIGN    Exploring Chitose
    in search of the Chippu
SIGN    Exploring Chitose
    in search of the Chippu
SIGN    Exploring Chitose
    in search of the Chippu
SIGN    Exploring Chitose
    in search of the Chippu
SIGN    Exploring Chitose
    in search of the Chippu
[00:05] Na
    Exploring Chitose in Search of the Chippu!
[00:08] Na
    We're hungrily exploring Chitose,
    Hokkaido's gateway to Heaven,
[00:10] Jashin
    That's Lierre-sama.
[00:12] Na
    in search of the ultra-rare
    Lake Shikotsu chippu.
[00:12] Yurine
    Indeed.
[00:13] Jashin
    But we first met her just the other day...
[00:16] Yurine
    Indeed.
[00:16] Na
    The Kiusu Earthwork Burial Circles
    are a designated World Heritage Site.
[00:19] Jashin
    What's going on here?
[00:20] Minos
    Yukizuru is so good.
[00:20] Na
    Lake Shikotsu is Japan's
    northernmost ice-free lake,
[00:22] Medusa
    Oh, actually, that one's a Fresh Moon.
[00:23] Na
    ranking second in Japan in
    clarity, volume of water, and size.
[00:27] Medusa
    This one's the Yukizuru from Chitose.
[00:28] Na
    Many noteworthy things
    can be found in Chitose,
[00:29] Yurine
    It was a nice place. I hope
    we can all go there again.
[00:30] Na
    including Yukizuru,
    a bouchée closely resembling
[00:33] Medusa
    Me, too!
[00:33] Na
    the Fresh Moon we all know and love.
[00:36] Na
    Today, we're giving you a peek at Chitose,
    as well as Jashin-chan's embezzling
[00:37] Jashin
    Y-You all have memories of going to Chitose?
[00:42] Na
    of Japan's first-ever
    hometown tax and other evil deeds.
[00:43] Jashin
    H-How is there a timeline that
     everyone apart from me has seen?
[02:24] Origin
    I've called you all here
    today for one reason.
SIGN    m 0 0 l 100 0 100 100 0 100
SIGN    Commander
[02:27] Origin
    It seems someone in this group is of
    the opinion that I can't beat Yurine.
[02:32] Commander
    What?!
[02:34] Commander
    Such thinking is nothing short
    of a betrayal of our Origin!
[02:38] Fighter
    I'm a fighter. You won't catch me
    having backward thoughts like that.
[02:42] Justice
    Nor me! My motto is "fair and square"!
[02:45] Commander
    Hm? Who are you?
[02:48] Justice
    I'm Justice.
[02:49] Justice
    I already appeared in
    Volume 13 of the original story.
[02:53] Origin
    I have a righteous spirit myself.
[02:56] Commander
    But the anime viewers wouldn't know that...
SIGN    m 0 0 l 100 0 100 100 0 100
SIGN    Commander
[03:00] Commander
    Anyway, more importantly...
[03:02] Commander
    Who is the traitor?!
[03:03] Commander
    Is it you, Genius?
[03:05] Commander
    Or maybe it's you, Fighter?!
[03:07] Origin
    Commander, you're spitting.
[03:08] Genius
    What's wrong, Commander?
[03:10] Genius
    You're the one getting all
    worked up. Maybe it's you.
[03:13] Commander
    What did you say, Genius?!
[03:15] Commander
    Wait... Is that SJ behind you?
[03:18] Genius
    Honestly, can't you tell just by looking?
[03:21] Genius
    Here.
[03:22] Commander
    You're alive? You were supposed to have died.
[03:27] Commander
    Wait, no. That's not...
[03:29] Commander
    That's not the point!
[03:31] Commander
    What's the point of a remote meeting?!
[03:35] Genius
    We've been sitting next to each other
    all along. You're only surprised now?
[03:39] Fighter
    I couldn't figure out why we
    were having a remote meeting.
[03:43] Origin
    Well, this is a socially aware anime.
[03:45] Justice
    Meetings in close quarters are not good!
[03:47] Commander
    Adding you makes those
    quarters even closer...
[03:53] ESP
    You're naïve if you think sleeping will free
    you of suspicion that you're the traitor, SJ.
[03:59] SJ
    Wait, not this again!
[04:01] ESP
    I will peer directly into
    your thoughts myself.
[04:04] SJ
    You can even read thoughts
    through the internet?!
[04:07] Commander
    This is bad, SJ! The story has
    already fallen one turn behind!
[04:15] SJ
    S-S-Stop...
[04:21] ESP
    Hmm. Looks like it's not SJ.
[04:26] ESP
    Die.
SIGN    Guarding
    (kind of)
[04:33] Fighter
    Killing her when she's not
    the traitor is madness.
[04:37] Commander
    Maybe you're the one we should suspect, ESP.
[04:40] ESP
    What?
[04:41] Commander
    You can read others' thoughts,
    but we can't read yours.
[04:48] Justice
    That's playing dirty, ESP!
[04:49] Justice
    I'll bring the iron hammer
    of justice down on you!
[04:52] Origin
    Don't do that, Justice.
[04:55] Origin
    I never wanted us to
    start fighting each other.
[04:58] Origin
    But as long as I believe I won't be able to beat
    Yurine, I really won't be able to.
SIGN    Justice
[05:03] Origin
    I just wanted to unite us in spirit.
SIGN    Justice
SIGN    Justice
SIGN    Justice
[05:07] Justice
    Everyone, Origin is saying
    she wants us united in spirit.
[05:12] Justice
    If any of us has doubts,
    we should simply tell Origin so.
[05:17] Genius
    I agree.
[05:19] Commander
    What shall we do, then?
[05:20] Origin
    Making one of us speak out in
    front of everyone would be mean.
[05:24] Origin
    Everyone, close your eyes
    and put your heads down.
[05:30] Origin
    If you think I can't beat Yurine...
[05:34] Origin
    Raise your hand!
[05:41] Origin
    I get it now.
[05:43] Origin
    I guess I really can't beat Yurine.
[05:46] Justice
    Who was it?
[05:47] Fighter
    Who could it have been?
[05:52] Commander
    By the way, what are all these?
[05:54] Origin
    I-It's Jashin-chan...
    but there are one... two... three!
[05:59] Origin
    Three Jashin-chans!
[06:01] All
    Three Jashin-chans?!
[06:06] ESP
    This is bad. Someone is trying
    to interfere with our meeting.
[06:10] Commander
    What?!
[06:12] ESP
    They're coming in through the door.
SIGN    Wait, is that Tomoko?!
[06:30] Yurine
    And just what are you three doing?
[06:33] Jashin
    I-Impossible! How is Yurine
    at a meeting in my head?!
SIGN    Hanazono Yurine!
SIGN    She's more dangerous than Tomoko!!
SIGN    This isn't forced desiccation...
SIGN    It's forced bleeding!
[06:56] Justice
    P-Protect Origin!
[07:07] Origin
    All of you! Protect me from Yurine!
[07:13] Jashin
    Huh? What's wrong, you guys?
[07:16] Commander
    Oh, well, it's just...
[07:18] Genius
    I don't think I can.
[07:19] Fighter
    Why don't you take care of this yourself?
[07:21] ESP
    It has nothing to do with me.
[07:23] Yurine
    Come on, we're going home.
[07:26] Yurine
    Honestly, holding a
    silly meeting like this...
[07:26] Jashin
    H-Help me!
[07:28] Come
    I'm sorry. We can't beat her.
[07:31] Jashin
    You guys! Help me—
[07:38] Yurine
    Hey.
[07:40] Yurine
    Are you listening to me?
[07:42] Yurine
    I was saying that you cause trouble for the
    convenience store clerk when you ask him
SIGN    Heat
    this up,
    please
SIGN    Regular
    salad
[07:48] Yurine
    to heat up your salad every time.
[07:51] Jashin
    I... like my vegetables warm...
[07:53] Yurine
    Those aren't vegetables you warm up!
[07:55] Yurine
    I swear, you always do dumb things like this.
[07:56] Jashin
    I get it.
[07:58] Jashin
    Their doubts are a manifestation
    of my lack of faith in myself.
[08:04] Jashin
    Was SJ the last little bit
    of goodness left in me?
[08:10] Jashin
    Well, of course there's no way I can win!
[08:13] Jashin
    How can I, if I don't have faith in myself?!
[08:16] Jashin
    I can beat Yurine!
[08:20] Jashin
    Shut up.
[08:23] Jashin
    Shut up!
[08:25] Jashin
    I've been saving my Ultra Jashin-chan
    Mk.III FM Radio Sound Style for you!
[08:31] Yurine
    When was the Mk.II?
[08:33] Jashin
    Here's a dropkick from the me who believes
    in myself and has found an unwavering heart!
[08:37] Jashin
    Die, Yurine!
[08:54] Jashin
    It's not just in my head...
    It's in reality, too...
[09:01] Yurine
    I bought this at a festival.
[09:04] Yurine
    Here, you can try blowing it, too.
[09:07] Jashin
    Like hell I can!
[09:09] Yurine
    Go on. Go on.
[09:09] Jashin
    Even when I believed in myself,
    I still couldn't do it!
[09:22] Yurine
    What is it?
[09:24] Yurine
    Oh?
[09:25] Yurine
    I didn't know there was a Jizo statue here.
[09:28] Jashin
    A mandarin.
[09:31] Jashin
    I'm gonna eat it.
[09:32] Yurine
    Wha—
[09:34] Yurine
    How could you do that to an offering?
[09:36] Jashin
    Well, rocks don't eat mandarins.
[09:39] Jashin
    If I eat it, it won't go to waste.
[09:42] Yurine
    Don't blame me if karma
    sticks it to you later.
[09:45] Jashin
    I'm a devil! Karma can't do anything to me!
[09:51] Yurine
    That's enough.
[09:53] Jashin
    I give! I give already!
[10:00] DevilA
    Bentora, bentora, space people...
[10:09] Jashin
    Something feels heavy...
[10:11] Jashin
    What is that?
[10:13] Jashin
    You're the thing we saw today!
[10:15] Jizo
    I've come to punish you for stealing
    my offering. Let us go elsewhere.
[10:22] Jashin
    Ow.
[10:24] Jizo
    Now, let's visit death upon you.
[10:26] Jashin
    No one kills people over a little offering!
[10:29] Jizo
    Quiet. Die.
[10:32] Jashin
    Ouch.
[10:35] Jashin
    Th-That's the stick I use to play the
     taiko drum game at the arcade!
[10:41] Jizo
    Karma truly is sticking it to you.
[10:43] Jashin
    Heh. I get it.
[10:45] Jizo
    Jizo Attack Number 2!
[10:47] Jizo
    Death by a stick through the head,
    from your left ear to your right!
[10:50] Jashin
    Watch it!
[10:52] Jashin
    For a Jizo, you don't have
    a shred of compassion!
[10:55] Jashin
    And you call yourself a Jizo?!
[10:57] Jizo
    There is no compassion for a devil!
[10:59] Jizo
    Die! For real!
[11:02] Jashin
    I won't let him kill me!
[11:04] Jashin
    My killer move can shatter diamonds!
[11:07] Jashin
    Royal Copenhagen!
[11:13] Jashin
    My fist!
[11:18] Jashin
    I still have my left hand!
[11:20] Jizo
    You're still not giving up?
[11:22] Jashin
    Left Hand Copenhagen!
[11:27] Jashin
    Not the left one, too!
[11:32] Jashin
    Just kill me. I admit defeat.
[11:35] Jizo
    I won't kill you.
[11:37] Jizo
    Because I am a Jizo.
[11:39] Jashin
    After all those times you told me to die?
[11:43] Jashin
    I'm sorry, okay, Jizo?
[11:45] Jashin
    I mean, "Jizo-sama."
[11:47] Jashin
    I'll bring a new mandarin
    tomorrow to replace the one I ate.
[11:58] Jizo
    That wasn't a mandarin. It was an orange.
[12:02] Jashin
    Huh?
[12:05] DevilA
    A UFO!
[12:07] DevilA
    Wait, now that I've seen it,
    it's not "unidentified" anymore, is it?
SIGN    The Next Morning
[12:16] Jashin
    The Jizo's not here.
[12:18] Jashin
    I'm sure this is where it was.
[12:22] Jashin
    Maybe he went back to Heaven after that.
SIGN    Yakitori
[12:29] Mei
    I've had a run of bad luck lately.
[12:33] Mei
    I tripped and spilled my drink.
[12:35] Mei
    The restroom door didn't lock.
[12:35] MobB
    I'm sorry!
[12:37] Mei
    My skirt got stuck in my underwear.
[12:40] Mei
    Is it possible I've been cursed?
[12:48] Mei
    Maybe I should put something in
    my room that'll ward off misfortune.
[12:53] Mei
    Like a talisman. Some kind of talisman.
[12:58] Mei
    I guess it's not that easy to just find one.
[13:08] Pekola
    Laundromats these days add
    everything automatically, huh?
SIGN    Wash and Dry
SIGN    Wash
    Only
SIGN    No fabric softener needed
SIGN    Detergent and
    fabric softener
    will be added
    automatically
SIGN    Wash
SIGN    Minutes
[13:13] Pekola
    I didn't need the detergent.
[13:17] Pekola
    I'll take this opportunity to
    write down my shopping list.
SIGN    Bread Crusts (get free)
SIGN    Facial Lotion
[13:23] Pekola
    This syringe-shaped pen is so cool!
[13:26] Pekola
    I'm so glad I bought it.
[13:28] Mei
    There's one!
[13:30] Mei
    I found one already!
[13:32] Mei
    Those goggling eyes!
[13:34] Mei
    That skinny body!
[13:35] Mei
    And that pale skin!
[13:37] Mei
    You're so creepy, you'll be
    perfect to ward off misfortune!
[13:40] Pekola
    How rude.
[13:43] Mei
    White powder?
[13:45] Mei
    A syringe?
[13:47] Mei
    And now I can see the bags under her eyes...
[13:50] Mei
    You poor thing. You must have felt cornered.
[13:53] Pekola
    Well, I get cornered just about every day...
[13:57] Mei
    I knew it.
[13:58] Mei
    Still, you may be a friend of Orochimaru,
     but I can't overlook this!
[14:03] Pekola
    What are you talking about?
[14:04] Mei
    Don't think you can play dumb!
[14:06] Mei
    You're coming with me!
SIGN    Yen
SIGN    Minutes
[14:07] Pekola
    Huh?!
[14:09] Pekola
    W-Wait... What do you think you're...
SIGN    White
    Powder?
[14:13] Pekola
    Wait, has she...
SIGN    Syringe?
[14:15] Pekola
    Y-You've got the wrong idea!
[14:16] Pekola
    These are just packets
    of detergent and a pen—
[14:19] Mei
    I'll listen to your excuses
    back at my apartment.
[14:21] Pekola
    Huh? Your apartment?
[14:24] Mei
    You're going to live there as a talisman
    to ward off misfortune, Pekola-chan!
[14:28] Pekola
    Huh? What do you mean?
[14:31] Mei
    It's the one thing that'll purify you
     after the grave crime you've committed.
[14:35] Pekola
    I don't understand what you're
     saying! I don't want to do that!
[14:39] Mei
    But I've already handcuffed you
    to make sure you can't get away!
[14:43] Pekola
    When did that happen?
[14:44] Mei
    Come now. Let's go.
[14:46] Tanahashi
    Part-timer!
[14:47] Pekola
    Oh! Nice timing!
[14:49] Pekola
    I have to go to work now,
    so I can't ward off misfortune for you.
[14:54] Pekola
    Isn't that right?
[14:55] Tanahashi
    Part-timer...
[14:56] Tanahashi
    Don't worry about work.
    Go be a talisman, part-timer.
[15:01] Pekola
    What?!
[15:02] Tanahashi
    Later, part-timer. Do a good job, part-timer.
[15:03] Pekola
    Now I'm stuck with her...
[15:09] Mei
    But I don't think this will be enough.
[15:12] Mei
    A talisman... A lucky item...
SIGN    DAI
SIGN    Kanda
[15:18] Mei
    A p-panda?!
[15:20] Mei
    You're so cute!
[15:24] Mei
    A cute thing like you
    is likely to be abducted!
[15:27] Ran
    Wh-Who is this lady?!
[15:29] Mei
    Okay! I'll take you in!
[15:32] Mei
    Come along with me, Monochrome!
[15:34] Ran
    Kyon-Kyon, where are you?!
    Help me, Kyon-Kyon!
[15:40] Mei
    But this still isn't enough.
[15:43] Miku
    Green onion, green onion, la la la!
[15:45] Mei
    Onion Miku!
[15:49] Mei
    Okay, let's go!
SIGN    Pudding
[15:53] Yusa
    Our smooth pudding is
    made with cockatrice eggs.
SIGN    Pudding
SIGN    Smooth
SIGN    Pu
SIGN    dd
SIGN    ing
[15:56] Yusa
    Care to try some?
[15:57] Mei
    I'll take one!
SIGN    Pudding
SIGN    Pudding
[16:01] Yusa
    Thank you very much!
[16:03] Mei
    No, thank you!
[16:06] Yusa
    Um...
[16:07] Yusa
    Huh?
[16:13] Pekola
    Why is this happening?
[16:16] Pekola
    That aside...
[16:17] Pekola
    She's really gathered up
     all kinds of things, huh?
[16:20] Mei
    Isn't it great? It's my prized collection.
[16:26] Pekola
    A Jizo statue?! Karma
    will stick it to you for that!
[16:30] Mei
    Isn't its forehead absolutely adorable?
[16:33] Mei
    It was heavy, but so worth bringing home!
[16:36] Mei
    Right, Ishiwatari Shosuke?
[16:39] Mei
    I'm so happy to be part
    of your family, Mei-chan.
[16:43] Pekola
    You seem awfully scared. Did you have
     some kind of traumatic experience?
[16:53] Pekola
    I see.
SIGN    Midorikawa
    Family
    Grave
SIGN    Midorikawa
    Family
    Grave
SIGN    Midorikawa
    Family
    Grave
SIGN    Midorikawa
    Family
    Grave
SIGN    Midorikawa
    Family
    Grave
SIGN    Midorikawa
    Family
    Grave
SIGN    Midorikawa
    Family
    Grave
[16:56] Pekola
    That's a gravestone!
[16:58] Mei
    Yep! I took it because
    it has such a cute shape.
[17:01] Pekola
    Karma's definitely coming for you!
[17:04] Pekola
    Don't you think the Jizo statue and this
    gravestone might be causing your bad luck?
[17:08] Mei
    Oh, so that's why?
[17:10] Jizo
    Karma's sticking it to you.
[17:12] Pekola
    That obviously has to be it!
[17:17] Pekola
    That sound... It's like a ghost
    might appear at any moment!
[17:25] Ghost
    Ghost.
[17:27] Mei
    You're so cute!
[17:29] Mei
    Starting today, your name is Galactica!
SIGN    Slip
[17:33] Ghost
    Are you able to keep up with all this?
[17:36] Pekola
    No one can keep up with this lady.
[17:39] Mei
    But... it's still not enough.
[17:42] Mei
    Orochimaru... Without Orochimaru...
[17:46] Mei
    It's just no use at all!
[17:49] Mei
    I'm stepping out for a bit!
[17:56] Jashin
    Yurine sent me away without hesitation...
[18:02] Jashin
    Oh, this is where you ended up?
[18:05] Jashin
    You should've gone back
    to Heaven. This is Hell.
[18:08] Mei
    So cute!
[18:10] Mei
    You're so ugly, you're adorable!
[18:13] Jashin
    She clearly doesn't like that.
[18:15] Mei
    I like it just fine, actually.
[18:18] Mei
    Rub, rub! So smooth!
[18:22] Mei
    I love it! I don't even care
    about bad luck anymore!
[18:28] Yusa
    Give me back my sister!
[18:30] Kyon
    Onee-chan!
[18:31] Tanahashi
    Part-timer!
[18:33] Old
    So this is where you've been.
[18:36] Jashin
    Y-You guys!
[18:37] Pekola
    And an old couple I don't know!
SIGN    Hell
[18:42] Yusa
    Everything's okay now.
[18:44] Ran
    H-Help me, Kyon-Kyon!
[18:46] Ran
    Give me candy, quick!
[18:50] Kyon
    Right!
[18:57] Mei
    Now you're not cute anymore.
[18:59] Mei
    I don't want you!
[19:04] Ghosts
    Oh, it's the grandkids.
[19:06] Tanahashi
    Hey, part-timer!
[19:08] Tanahashi
    Time for your next job.
[19:10] Pekola
    I'm going to my next job, am I?
[19:10] Tanahashi
    Hurry it up, part-timer.
[19:13] Pekola
    S-So long.
[19:16] Man
    Well, shall we go home, dear?
[19:19] Woman
    I suppose so.
[19:20] Woman
    Huh?
[19:21] Woman
    Isn't this the Jizo statue from that street?
[19:25] Man
    Goodness! It must be fate
    that we found it here.
[19:29] Man
    We'll take it back home.
[19:32] Woman
    We do beg your pardon.
[19:34] Mei
    Oh, not at all.
[19:36] Woman
    What a tasty-looking mandarin.
[19:38] Ghost
    Hey, wait!
[19:38] Man
    Dear, that's an orange.
[19:44] Miku
    What a powerful grandma and grandpa!
[19:47] Jashin
    He can tell the difference
    between a mandarin and an orange?
[19:51] Mei
    They all left.
[19:54] Mei
    But that's fine!
[19:55] Mei
    Galactica and Shosuke were probably
    causing my bad luck, and they left, too!
[19:59] Mei
    I don't even need a talisman anymore!
[20:02] Mei
    And besides...
[20:04] Mei
    I've got Orochimaru!
[20:06] Jashin
    Wh-Why isn't anyone coming to take me home?!
[20:12] Jashin
    Could that be Yurine?!
[20:27] Staff
    Do you know where my Miku is?
SIGN    Crypton Staff
[20:31] Miku
    Here!
[20:33] Staff
    Oh, thank goodness!
    I looked everywhere for you.
[20:36] Miku
    Sorry, Manager.
[20:39] Staff
    Well, I'll be taking her back now.
[20:41] Miku
    Bye-bye!
[20:50] Jashin
    Why? Why won't Yurine come for me?
SIGN    Yakitori
SIGN    Hell
SIGN    For
SIGN    Maharaurava
[20:56] Mei
    There's no need to cry, Orochimaru.
[20:59] Mei
    I'll be with you forever and ever.
[21:05] Jashin
    Maybe Yurine won't come,
    but I know Medusa will!
[21:10] Jashin
    Right, ATM?!
[21:13] Jashin
    A-T-M!
SIGN    She would never abandon a true amigo!
SIGN    Abandon
SIGN    a True
SIGN    aMigo
[21:21] Yurine
    Eat all you like.
[21:23] Three
    Let's eat!
SIGN    A lightly deep-fried tempura mountain!
SIGN    A
SIGN    lightly
    deep-fried
SIGN    Tempura
SIGN    Mountain
[21:31] Minos
    Hey, where's Jashin-chan?
[21:33] Yurine
    No idea.
[21:35] Jashin
    A-T-M!
[21:35] Mei
    Shining love!
SIGN    Curry, Fresh Moon, Daimaru-yaki...
SIGN    Jinbocho has so many delicious foods.
SIGN    It might be nice to buy a book from a used bookstore
SIGN    and relax with it in a retro café.
SIGN    I don't really understand difficult books, though.
SIGN    Next time on Dropkick
    on My Devil!! X, episode 4:
SIGN    "How to Have a Wicked Time in Jinbocho."
SIGN    Of course, the only wicked thing in Jinbocho is Jashin-chan.

Season 3 - Dropkick on My Devil!!! X

E4 - How to Have a Wicked Time in Jinbocho

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[01:33] Pino
    This is a surprise.
[01:35] Pino
    I never expected you to help me clean.
[01:38] Jashin
    It's not that I'm helping you or anything.
[01:42] Jashin
    I just got to thinking...
    It really is fall now.
[01:50] Jashin
    There! That should be more than enough.
[01:53] Jashin
    You can call it a day now. Thanks!
[01:56] Pino
    Suspicious... Is she plotting something evil?
[02:16] Jashin
    Burn! Burn!
[02:18] Jashin
    Tonight's dinner is Yurine
    roasted over fallen leaves!
[02:24] Pino
    Fires in the building
    are strictly prohibited.
[02:27] Jashin
    Huh?
[02:36] Jashin
    You don't toast marshmallows. They aren't
    "toasted." They allow themselves to toast.
[02:41] Jashin
    Let us accept the power
     of Marshmallow-sama.
SIGN    Ja
SIGN    Ja
SIGN    Ja
SIGN    Ja
SIGN    Ja
SIGN    Ja
SIGN    Ja
SIGN    Ja
SIGN    Ja
SIGN    Ja
SIGN    Ja
SIGN    Ja
SIGN    Ja
[02:52] Jashin
    Piping hot cocoa and toasted
    marshmallows. Nothing beats it!
[03:00] Jashin
    What is it, Beth? You want some, too?
[03:06] Jashin
    Scared of fire, are you?
[03:08] Jashin
    Beast of Hell or not,
    I guess a beast's still a beast.
[03:13] Jashin
    I have no fear of fire.
[03:15] Jashin
    I will trample right over these flames.
[03:17] Jashin
    How's this? Amazing, right?
[03:19] Jashin
    A strong devil like me doesn't
    even feel the heat from the flames!
SIGN    ° Don't try this at home
[03:25] Jashin
    Hey! My tail and hair are on fire!
[03:27] Jashin
    Hot! Hot! Hot! Hot! Hot!
[03:34] Jashin
    That was a close call.
SIGN    Beth
[03:48] Jashin
    Wait, wait, wait! This is bad!
[03:50] Jashin
    It's burning! It's burning!
[03:52] Jashin
    Water! Water!
[04:05] Jashin
    Wait! This is not the time to be spacing out!
[04:07] Jashin
    Quick! Quick! Gotta put it out quick!
SIGN    Flop
[04:15] Jashin
    H-How could this happen?
SIGN    Ja
SIGN    Ja
SIGN    Ja
SIGN    Ja
[04:21] Jashin
    Can I put it out with hot cocoa?
SIGN    Ja
SIGN    Ja
SIGN    Ja
[04:23] Jashin
    Nope.
[04:24] Jashin
    There's a sweet smell
    coming from it now, though!
[04:27] Jashin
    What am I supposed to do?!
SIGN    Beth
[04:29] Jashin
    Please, just go out! I'm begging you!
SIGN    Beth
[04:33] Jashin
    It's no use. The fire's
    just going to get bigger.
[04:36] Jashin
    Sorry, Pino...
[04:38] Jashin
    It's probably going to burn down.
[04:41] Jashin
    It's all over!
[04:44] Yusa
    Oh, my.
[04:46] Jashin
    Yusa! Koji!
[04:48] DevilA
    You called?
[04:49] Jashin
    Perfect timing!
[04:51] Jashin
    I need your help because reasons!
[04:55] Yusa
    For goodness' sake...
[04:56] Yusa
    I suppose I must.
SIGN    Beth
SIGN    Beth
SIGN    Beth
[05:11] Jashin
    You saved my skin!
[05:17] Yusa
    "If we hadn't come to visit, she would
    have been in big trouble," she says.
[05:24] Jashin
    Yeah, you're right about that.
SIGN    Beth
[05:27] Jashin
    I owe you one.
[05:29] Jashin
    Don't tell Yurine about this, okay?
[05:32] Jashin
    She'd be furious.
[05:34] Jashin
    Okay?
SIGN    Grovel
[05:43] Jashin
    A simple task.
[05:56] Jashin
    How's that? Too hard? Too soft?
[05:59] Jashin
    Oh! Are you thirsty? Here you go!
[06:02] Yurine
    They're awfully buddy-buddy today.
SIGN    DAI
SIGN    Kanda
SIGN    DAI
SIGN    Kanda
SIGN    DAI
SIGN    Kanda
SIGN    DAI
SIGN    Kanda
SIGN    Daimaru-yaki Tea Shop
SIGN    Daimaru-yaki Tea Shop
SIGN    Daimaru-yaki Tea Shop
SIGN    DAI
SIGN    Kanda
SIGN    DAI
SIGN    Kanda
SIGN    DAI
SIGN    Kanda
[06:13] Guy
    Our Daimaru-yaki are great when fresh,
[06:16] Guy
    but they keep, so it'll still be good
     even if you let it rest for a week.
[06:20] Kyon
    Rest for a week?
SIGN    One Week Later
[06:37] KyonRan
    Hao chi!
[06:43] Jashin
    Koji worked me like a slave
    last time, and it was humiliating!
[06:47] Jashin
    And it's all because Yurine is
    way too scary when she's mad!
[06:51] Jashin
    Huh? Where am I, anyway?
[06:55] Jashin
    I was so irritated, I just kept
    walking without paying attention.
[07:11] Yurine
    Huh?
[07:14] Yurine
    What is this thing?
[07:17] Yurine
    A statue of Jashin-chan?
[07:20] Yurine
    Who'd make something so tasteless?
[07:24] Yurine
    It sure is well-made, though.
[07:27] Yurine
    Looks just like her.
[07:35] Jashin
    She really didn't notice!
[07:37] Jashin
    This may look like a statue,
    but it's actually me!
[07:41] Jashin
    I'll get her to let her guard down,
    and when I spy an opening,
[07:44] Jashin
    I'll use the gun hidden in
    my belly pocket to shoot her!
[07:48] (Flashback) Jashin
    If you'll lend me your gun, I'll stay
    in your collection for three days!
[07:53] (Flashback) Mei
    Deal! Here you go!
[07:54] Jashin
    I don't want to be part of Mei's collection,
    but it's a small sacrifice for a great payoff.
[07:59] Jashin
    I'll finish her off with this gun.
[08:02] Yurine
    Oh, I forgot to buy that book.
[08:06] Jashin
    Huh? You're going out?
[08:14] Jashin
    It won't be easy to wait here
    in this pose the whole time.
[08:19] Jashin
    I guess I'll move around a little.
[08:23] Yurine
    That book doesn't go on sale until next week.
[08:26] Yurine
    Glad I remembered before
    I went to the bookstore.
[08:29] Jashin
    Did she do that on purpose?
    No, surely not. This disguise is perfect!
[08:36] Yurine
    Has its pose changed since I stepped out?
[08:40] Yurine
    Maybe it's my imagination.
[08:48] Yurine
    Tape Sphector.
[08:52] Jashin
    That's the name I've always found the
    funniest in the whole human realm.
[08:57] DevilA
    A band from Kansai with
    foreign ties: Eeyarosmith.
[09:03] Yurine
    I feel like it just laughed.
[09:05] DevilA
    What's a TV announcer's
    least favorite town? Kanda.
[09:11] Jashin
    It's no use! I can't hold it in!
[09:16] Jashin
    Oh, it hurts!
[09:24] Jashin
    Forget this!
[09:25] Jashin
    I don't care if she knows!
[09:27] Jashin
    I'm gonna kill her with this gun!
[09:29] Jashin
    Dinner tonight is Yurine honeycomb stew!
[09:35] Jashin
    Huh?
[09:37] Jashin
    What? Huh? Huh?
[09:43] Yurine
    I saw through all of it.
[09:45] Jashin
    What do you mean?!
[09:46] Yurine
    I thought you might try this, so I bought
     Mei-san off before you got to her.
[09:51] Yurine
    I told her to just give
    you some random thing
[09:55] Yurine
    in exchange for having her
    way with you for a week.
[09:59] Jashin
    What?!
[10:01] Jashin
    Just what the heck are you?
[10:03] Jashin
    A psychic? Are you Mami?!
[10:06] Jashin
    I can't beat you! No matter
    what I do, I can't beat you!
[10:10] Yurine
    Anyway, it's not like a police officer
    would just give someone their gun.
[10:15] Mei
    Orochimaru!
[10:17] Mei
    You didn't come over, so I came to get you!
[10:21] Mei
    Well, I'll be taking her now,
    as we agreed, Yurine-chan.
[10:24] Yurine
    Go right ahead.
[10:27] Jashin
    Wait... No!
[10:29] Mei
    Be good now. You'll be having
    so much fun soon enough!
[10:31] Jashin
    Let go of me!
[10:38] Kyon
    An eye for an eye, and a haniwa for a...
[10:41] Kyon
    ...hao!
[10:44] Jashin
    Having to be in Mei's collection
    for a week was humiliating!
[10:49] Jashin
    But being freed from housework gave me
     time to make some progress in my game.
[10:54] Jashin
    I'll kill the final boss in no time!
[10:57] Jashin
    I'm home!
[10:59] Yurine
    Welcome back.
[11:01] Yurine
    That sure went quick.
[11:03] Jashin
    It did not! I was gone for a whole week!
[11:07] Yurine
    Well, enough about that.
    Come rub my shoulders.
[11:15] Yurine
    Don't spend all your time playing games.
[11:17] Jashin
    I was in the middle of
    fighting the final boss!
[11:20] Yurine
    I only put it in sleep mode.
[11:23] Jashin
    I was about to beat it, too...
[11:28] Jashin
    Oh, fine.
[11:30] Jashin
    I swear... Yurine's so selfish...
[11:33] Yurine
    Harder.
[11:35] Jashin
    Yeah, yeah.
[11:37] Jashin
    Wait a minute...
[11:39] Jashin
    I'm behind Yurine right now!
[11:42] Jashin
    That means I could land an
    attack on her at any time!
[11:47] Jashin
    All right. Time to try out
    my new deadly move.
[11:50] Jashin
    Turning your back on me
    was a mistake, Yurine.
[11:55] Jashin
    Die!
[11:56] Jashin
    Chop!
[11:58] Jashin
    Jashin-chan Chop!
    Jashin-chan Chop! Jashin-chan Chop!
[12:00] Jashin
    Jashin-chan Spinal Cord Punch!
    Jashin-chan Spinal Cord Punch!
[12:02] Jashin
    Jashin-chan Spinal Cord Punch!
[12:04] Jashin
    Drop dead, Yurine!
[12:05] Jashin
    Tonight's dinner is minced Yurine!
[12:08] Jashin
    Divine punishment!
[12:11] Yurine
    That's perfect.
[12:13] Jashin
    What?!
[12:14] Jashin
    My Chop and even my
    Spinal Cord Punch did nothing?!
[12:18] Jashin
    Or more like they did something*,
    just the wrong thing!
[12:21] Jashin
    Impossible!
[12:23] Yurine
    Jashin-chan, this is how you do a chop.
[12:29] Yurine
    Yurine Chop!
[12:33] Jashin
    B-Both sides of my collarbone are broken...
[12:37] Yurine
    You're so brittle. Are you
    getting enough calcium?
[12:41] Jashin
    Do you have steel beams
    in your hands or something?
[12:46] Jashin
    It'll take at least half a day for
    my broken collarbone to heal.
[12:49] Yurine
    It'll heal in half a day, though?
[12:51] Jashin
    I heal faster than a human,
    but I feel pain just the same!
[12:55] Yurine
    That's too bad. I guess you
     can't play your game now.
[12:58] Jashin
    Forget the game. I can't
    prepare dinner, either.
[13:01] Yurine
    Aw, come on. Will yourself to heal
     faster and get dinner ready.
[13:06] Yurine
    I don't like it when dinner's late.
[13:09] Jashin
    It's times like this when
    you should make it yourself!
[13:11] Yurine
    First things first...
[13:13] Yurine
    I'll finish this game and
    watch the ending for you.
[13:16] Jashin
    Stop! Please don't!
SIGN    Kissho
    Bunsendo
SIGN    Kissho
    Bunsendo
SIGN    Kissho
    Bunsendo
SIGN    Kissho
    Bunsendo
SIGN    Kissho
    Bunsendo
SIGN    Kissho
    Bunsendo
SIGN    Pack
    of 10
SIGN    yen
SIGN    Fresh Moon/Roman
SIGN    Pack
    of 12
SIGN    yen
SIGN    Fresh Moon/Roman
[13:22] Kyon
    Fresh Moon...
[13:24] Kyon
    Moon?
[13:25] Kyon
    Mooncakes?
[13:32] KyonRan
    Hao chi!
[13:36] Jashin
    I didn't get to see the ending!
[13:39] Jashin
    That's the saddest part of all this!
[13:41] Jashin
    At this point, I'll do whatever I have
    to do to put Yurine in her place!
[13:48] Guy
    All right... Okay, over here.
SIGN    That's a big hole.
[13:52] Minos
    It's dangerous. Be careful not to fall in.
[13:55] Guy
    Over here, over here!
[13:56] Jashin
    A hole?
[13:56] Guy
    No, not over there!
[13:57] Jashin
    A hole.
[13:58] Guy
    Oh, thank you!
[13:59] Jashin
    A hole, huh?
[14:00] Guy
    Over here, over here!
[14:03] Pekola
    I'm exhausted.
[14:05] Pekola
    Man, night shifts are rough...
[14:10] Pekola
    What could that be?
[14:12] Pekola
    What? There's a huge
    hole in front of my house.
[14:17] Pekola
    What in the world...
[14:20] Pekola
    It's you! What are you doing down there?
[14:24] Jashin
    Can't you tell? I'm digging a pitfall.
[14:28] Pekola
    Why are you doing that?
    And you're digging it so deep...
[14:33] Pekola
    But... how are you going to get out of there?
[14:41] Jashin
    I didn't think about that.
[14:44] Jashin
    Help me, Pekola!
[14:46] Pekola
    I would rather not help a devil,
    but I suppose I have no choice.
[14:53] Jashin
    Your whip saved me!
[14:56] Pekola
    I don't carry a whip around
    with me all the time, you know.
[14:59] Jashin
    Good thing I decided to
    dig in front of your house.
[15:02] Pekola
    And just why were you digging a pitfall?
[15:05] Jashin
    Well, you see...
[15:08] Jashin
    I'm gonna drop Yurine into it and kill her!
[15:11] Pekola
    What?!
[15:13] Jashin
    Yurine! There's a mandragora
     blooming over here!
[15:17] Yurine
    Really? Why is there one
    in front of Pekola's house?
[15:23] Jashin
    Ha! You fell!
[15:28] Yurine
    You tricked me!
[15:30] Yurine
    Ouch. I twisted my ankle.
[15:33] Yurine
    Help me, Jashin-chan!
[15:35] Jashin
    Nope!
[15:37] Jashin
    You're going to die down there.
[15:39] Jashin
    This big rock will turn you into mincemeat.
[15:43] Jashin
    Die, Yurine.
[15:44] Jashin
    Dinner tonight is Yurine burgers!
[15:50] Jashin
    Just like that.
[15:52] Pekola
    How cruel.
[15:56] Jashin
    Okay, I've covered up the hole.
[16:00] Jashin
    All I need to do now is call Yurine over.
[16:04] Chiba
    Ow, ow, ow.
[16:06] Ozaki
    I can't believe we headbanged so hard
     at that concert, we got whiplash.
[16:10] Chiba
    I offered up my neck to Noel-chan.
[16:15] DevilA
    They are suffering from neck sprains,
     also known as "whiplash."
[16:20] DevilA
    It has no connection to this kind of whip.
[16:23] DevilA
    X!
[16:26] Yurine
    What's going on, Jashin-chan?
    Why'd you call me here out of the blue?
[16:30] Yurine
    Hello, Pekola.
[16:32] Pekola
    Hanazono Yurine...
[16:34] Jashin
    Get this! I found a mandragora
    blooming in front of Pekola's house!
[16:39] Yurine
    Oh? Then, Pekola has already
    found it herself by now, right?
[16:44] Yurine
    What's all this about?
[16:46] Jashin
    Come on, Yurine! Bring it on!
[16:50] Yurine
    What now?
[16:52] Yurine
    You're being kind of aggravating.
[16:55] Pekola
    The way this is going,
    Hanazono Yurine is about to...
[17:00] (Flashback) Yurine
    Here's a lunch for you, Pekola.
[17:02] (Flashback) Takahashi
    Let's get to the job site, part-timer!
[17:05] (Flashback) Yurine
    It's been getting colder,
    hasn't it? I brought you a scarf.
[17:09] (Flashback) Takahashi
    You've got a shift today, part-timer.
[17:12] (Flashback) Yurine
    Pekola... Pekola... Pekola...
[17:13] (Flashback) Takahashi
    Part-timer! Part-timer! Part-timer!
[17:17] (Flashback) Takahashi
    Part-timer...
[17:19] Pekola
    Why did someone who has nothing
     to do with this spring to mind?
[17:23] Pekola
    That's not what this is about!
SIGN    Wham
SIGN    Wham
[17:25] Pekola
    Watch out!
SIGN    Wham
[17:33] Yurine
    A pitfall?
[17:34] Pekola
    Ouch.
[17:36] Jashin
    Hey! Why'd you have to go and do that?!
[17:40] Jashin
    I was one step away
    from finally killing Yurine!
[17:43] Jashin
    Do you have any idea how hard
    I worked for this, you stupid fallen angel?!
[17:51] Pekola
    Shameful...
[17:52] Pekola
    What a shameful display...
[17:56] Yurine
    Oh, so that's what this was.
[18:00] Jashin
    Y-You've got it all wrong.
[18:03] Jashin
    Pekola dug this hole to live in, see...
[18:11] Jashin
    Please forgive me, Yurine!
[18:14] Jashin
    I'll do anything!
[18:16] Yurine
    Dinner tonight is burgers made
     from minced Jashin-chan.
[18:21] Jashin
    Please don't!
SIGN    Please Don't
SIGN    Please Don't
SIGN    Please Don't
SIGN    Please Don't
[18:26] Ran
    This is fun!
[18:32] Kyon
    When we went to Hell Zoo...
[18:35] Kyon
    If I hadn't been distracted
    by the slow loris...
[18:39] Kyon
    If I'd come back immediately...
[18:41] Kyon
    Maybe I could have prevented
    you from becoming a panda.
[18:46] Ran
    You're bringing that up again?
[18:48] Ran
    It's fine.
[18:50] Ran
    A lot happened, but we're
    here now, helping each other.
[18:54] Ran
    And it's not like I hate
    pandas now or anything.
[18:57] Ran
    Besides...
[18:59] Ran
    I totally agree that slow
    lorises are super cute!
SIGN    Hao
[19:03] Kyon
    Right?
SIGN    m 0 0 b 0 0 0 -1 2 -2 b 2 -2 2 -2 3 -2 b 4 -2 5 -2 6 -1 b 6 -1 7 0 7 1 b 7 2 7 2 7 3 b 7 4 7 4 6 5 b 5 6 4 6 3 6 b 2 6 2 5 1 5 b 1 5 0 6 0 6 b 0 5 -1 4 -1 3 b -1 2 -1 1 -1 0
SIGN    m 0 0 b 0 0 0 -1 2 -2 b 2 -2 2 -2 3 -2 b 4 -2 5 -2 6 -1 b 6 -1 7 0 7 1 b 7 2 7 2 7 3 b 7 4 7 4 6 5 b 5 6 4 6 3 6 b 2 6 2 5 1 5 b 1 5 0 6 0 6 b 0 5 -1 4 -1 3 b -1 2 -1 1 -1 0
SIGN    m 0 0 b 24 -9 54 -14 71 -14 b 103 -15 134 -13 153 -9 b 150 6 150 21 151 37 b 130 32 104 33 76 34 b 60 34 41 35 24 37 b 16 39 8 40 0 42
SIGN    m 0 0 b 24 -9 54 -14 71 -14 b 103 -15 134 -13 153 -9 b 150 6 150 21 151 37 b 130 32 104 33 76 34 b 60 34 41 35 24 37 b 16 39 8 40 0 42
SIGN    Hell School
SIGN    Regular
    Test
SIGN    Okay, we will now begin the test.
SIGN    Name
SIGN    Jashin-chan
SIGN    Problem 1
SIGN    Fill in
     the blanks
SIGN    (1) The chimpanzee,
     Doctor Zira, and
     her fiancé _____.
SIGN    (2) After being
     betrayed,
     Ben-Hur swears
     revenge against
     a military
     commander
     called _____.
    
SIGN    (3) The game that
     made arcade games
     popular was _____.
[19:13] Jashin
    This is a piece of cake.
[19:15] Jashin
    Ah!
[19:16] Jashin
    Roddy was the name of the actor.
SIGN    Roddy
[19:19] Jashin
    The answer is Cornelius.
[19:21] Jashin
    Eraser, eraser...
[19:24] Jashin
    It's not here.
[19:25] Jashin
    I forgot my eraser!
[19:28] Jashin
    Can I just write over it*
    to make it look right?
SIGN    Roddy
SIGN    Corne
[19:32] Jashin
    Yeah, not happening.
SIGN    Regular
    Test
[19:35] Jashin
    Maybe I should tell the teacher...
[19:36] Jashin
    Oh, yeah! I still have that!
SIGN    Rustle
    Rustle
SIGN    Rustle
    Rustle
SIGN    Rustle
    Rustle
SIGN    Rustle
    Rustle
SIGN    Rustle
    Rustle
[19:41] Jashin
    The slow loris eraser I got from
    a capsule machine yesterday.
[19:44] Jashin
    I'm glad I held on to this.
SIGN    Roddy
SIGN    Corne
[19:48] Jashin
    Come on...
SIGN    Roddy
SIGN    Corne
[19:50] Jashin
    It's not erasing it!
    It's just making it all messy!
[19:54] Jashin
    And the slow loris eraser
    is all smudged now, too...
SIGN    Animal
SIGN    Animal
SIGN    Animal
SIGN    Erasers
SIGN    Series 2
SIGN    Slow Loris
SIGN    Sand Cat
SIGN    Elephant
SIGN    Tibetan Fox
SIGN    Giraffe
SIGN    Collect All 5
[19:58] Jashin
    You're an eraser, aren't you?!
    That's what it said on the machine!
SIGN    Erase
    Erase
    Erase
    Erase
    Erase
    Erase
    Erase
    Erase
    Erase
    Erase
    Erase
    Erase
    Erase
    Erase
    Erase
    Erase
    Erase
    Erase
    Erase
    Erase
    Erase
    Erase
    Erase
    Erase
    Erase
    Erase
    Erase
    Erase
    Erase
    Erase
    Erase
    Erase
    Erase
    Erase
    Erase
    Erase
    Erase
    Erase
    Erase
    Erase
    Erase
    Erase
    Erase
    Erase
    Erase
    
[20:02] Jashin
    Darn it, erase!
SIGN    Rip
SIGN    Rip
SIGN    Rip
SIGN    Rip
SIGN    Rip
[20:06] Jashin
    Damn you, slow loris!
SIGN    Gnash
[20:12] Jashin
    I have to patch it up.
[20:14] Jashin
    I don't have any glue or tape, though.
[20:17] Jashin
    Hm, I think I know what to use.
SIGN    m 0 0 b 0 0 0 0 0 0 b 0 0 0 0 0 0 b 0 0 0 0 0 0 l 75 0 b 76 0 77 0 77 1 l 78 53 b 78 54 77 55 75 55 l -1 55 b -2 55 -2 53 -2 53 l -3 3 b -3 2 -2 0 0 0
SIGN    The Fried Chicken
    Lunch She Bought
    at the School
    Store to Eat Early
SIGN    Knead
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SIGN    Stick
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SIGN    Jashin-chan? What's the matter?
SIGN    Regular
    Test
[20:32] Jashin
    O-Oh, nothing...
[20:38] Jashin
    There. All patched up nicely,
    if I do say so myself.
[20:42] Jashin
    I could make a living out
    of this when I grow up.
[20:45] Jashin
    I could be a ripped-paper fixer.
SIGN    Okay, time's up.
SIGN    Collect all the tests, starting at the back.
[20:53] Jashin
    It's... over?
[20:58] Jashin
    I got so caught up in fixing the paper,
    I didn't even answer the first question!
[21:03] Jashin
    I should've moved on to the next question
    instead of getting hung up on that mistake...
SIGN    Jashin-chan, collect your row's tests.
[21:11] Medusa
    Jashin-chan, what's wrong?
[21:13] Jashin
    Roddy...
[21:15] Jashin
    Roddy...
[21:18] Jashin
    Did my life just flash before my eyes?
[21:20] Jashin
    Oh, that's right. I'm about
    to be crushed by a boulder.
[21:25] Jashin
    A hint on how to get out of this situation
    must've been hidden in that memory.
[21:30] Jashin
    Yes, the answer is...
[21:33] Jashin
    Roddy!
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[21:35] Yurine
    I think you mean Cornelius.
[21:37] Pekola
    I have no idea what that means.
[23:10] Hanako
    I'm Kasugai Hanako. I'll be living
    with all of you from now on.
[23:14] Hanako
    It's nice to meet you.
[23:16] Hanako
    Nice to meet you, Lierre-chan.
[23:19] Lierre
    You're...
[23:20] Lierre
    What are you doing here?!
[23:22] Hanako
    That's still a secret for now.
[23:25] Hanako
    Next time on Dropkick
    on My Devil!! X, episode 5:
[23:29] Hanako
    "To Love and Be Loved by Thirty Million."
[23:32] Hanako
    Let's all enjoy watching together.
[23:34] Hanako
    Right, Lierre-chan?

Season 3 - Dropkick on My Devil!!! X

E5 - To Love and Be Loved by Thirty Million

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SIGN    Beth
[00:07] Jashin
    What?!
SIGN    Yeah, my mother's coming by soon to see how I'm doing.
[00:13] Jashin
    Persephone-sensei is coming to see me?
SIGN    I said she's coming to see me!
[00:18] Jashin
    Sensei is my teacher, my parent,
    my sister, and my daughter.
[00:26] Minos
    Uh, I think you were fine up until "sister"...
[00:29] Jashin
    I have to show her just how magnificently
     I'm doing in the human realm!
[00:33] Yurine
    You sure are fired up.
[00:35] Yurine
    This Sensei was a pretty big
    presence in your life, huh?
[00:38] Minos
    Jashin-chan never listens to anyone,
    but she'd always do what Sensei said.
[00:45] Jashin
    Sh-She's here!
[00:48] Jashin
    I'm so glad you're here, Sensei!
[00:55] Miku
    Miku Delivery Service!
[00:59] Jashin
    You got my hopes up!
[01:02] Miku
    Thank ya!
[01:07] Miku
    Next stop, that elderly couple.
[01:10] Jashin
    I hope they get a chocolate cake.
[01:16] Jashin
    It was just a delivery.
[01:18] Jashin
    Wait, is she in this box?!
SIGN    Amason
[01:21] Minos
    I seriously doubt that.
[01:23] Jashin
    Oh, I can't wait to see Sensei!
[01:26] Medusa
    I wonder when she'll get here.
[01:28] Jashin
    Ah, I hope it's soon!
[03:02] Yurine
    So...
[03:03] Jashin
    Yeah...
[03:05] Jashin
    That black shadow in the corner, right?
[03:08] Medusa
    It's been there for a long time...
[03:11] Medusa
    What the heck is it?
[03:13] Jashin
    While we were talking about it,
    it's started to take shape!
SIGN    It took a while to materialize that time...
[03:25] Three
    S-Sensei?!
SIGN    Mother!
[03:26] Yurine
    Huh?!
SIGN    I bet you never thought that shadow would turn into your teacher, huh?
SIGN    I wanted to surprise you,
SIGN    so I used a trick I can only use once every hundred year—
[03:38] Jashin
    Sensei—
SIGN    I-I used too much power. Let me rest for a bit, please?
[03:46] DevilA
    Kitsune-sama!
SIGN    Thanks. I feel better now.
SIGN    Nice to meet you. I'm Jashin-chan's teacher, Persephone.
SIGN    You must be Yurine-chan.
SIGN    Thank you for taking care of Jashin-chan.
SIGN    I have something for you.
SIGN    It's a knuckleduster made from my pet Cerberus's claw.
SIGN    I heard that you liked weapons.
[04:15] Yurine
    It's so cool. The coolest thing ever.
[04:19] Yurine
    Oh, I didn't introduce myself yet.
     I'm Hanazono Yurine.
[04:23] Yurine
    That sure was an unusual way
     to make an appearance.
SIGN    It'd be boring if I just walked in normally, wouldn't it?
[04:29] Medusa
    You're as playful as ever, Sensei!
[04:32] Minos
    So true.
[04:33] Jashin
    But that weird entrance dulled my
    emotional reaction to seeing you again.
SIGN    Good to see you again, Jashin-chan. Have you been well?
[04:42] Jashin
    Sensei!
[04:44] Jashin
    I missed you so much!
SIGN    I hear you haven't been able to beat Yurine-chan at all.
[04:52] Jashin
    Well, I mean... It's not that I can't...
    It's more like I've been letting her win...
[04:57] Jashin
    It just seems childish to totally
    let loose on a human, you know?
[05:02] Jashin
    Also, it wouldn't be like this if you'd
    properly taught me your dropkick!
SIGN    What? But I taught you it.
[05:09] Jashin
    Huh?! You taught me nothing!
SIGN    Dropkick on My Devil
SIGN    It was in Volume 8 of the manga!
[05:14] Jashin
    Who cares about that? It wasn't in the anime!
SIGN    Well, that's because I'm treated like an afterthought in the anime!
[05:21] Yurine
    Talk about meta.
SIGN    Either way, it's just a feeling I get,
SIGN    but I don't think you can beat Yurine-chan, so just give up.
[05:29] Jashin
    B-But didn't you always tell me to never
    give up on a fight until the very end?!
SIGN    I also taught you the importance of knowing when to quit.
[05:37] Jashin
    Well, then, Sensei...
[05:40] Jashin
    You can fight this woman with me!
[05:43] Yurine
    "This woman"?
[05:45] Jashin
    U-Uh, I mean, "this young lady"...
[05:49] Yurine
    No pointing!
[05:51] Jashin
    My finger! My finger!
[05:54] Jashin
    My chicken finger!
[05:55] Yurine
    Chicken fingers are just
    your favorite food lately.
[05:58] Minos
    When all's said and done,
    they're pretty good buddies.
[06:01] Minos
    Uh-huh.
SIGN    Still, it's a good thing to challenge yourself,
SIGN    so keep working hard until you're able to beat her.
[06:09] Jashin
    So do I work hard, or do I give up?
SIGN    Well, I'll be taking my leave now.
SIGN    Aw, already?
SIGN    Don't worry. I'll be back.
SIGN    The Hell Board of Education ordered me to live here for a while.
SIGN    They want me to study how human children live, too.
SIGN    Yay!
[06:31] Minos
    That's great news, Per-chan.
[06:33] Yurine
    By the way, where will you be staying?
SIGN    An orphanage called Iron Commando.
SIGN    I came to the human realm today to introduce myself there.
SIGN    When everything's all set up for my stay here, I'll come visit again.
SIGN    See you then.
[06:53] Medusa
    It sounds like Sensei will be here for
    a while. Isn't that great, Jashin-chan?
[06:57] Jashin
    Forget that. Buy me some chicken fingers.
[07:00] Yurine
    Hm, I think the Chicken Finger
    orphanage is where Lierre is, right?
[07:10] Yurine
    Wait, it's not Chicken Finger!
     It's Iron Commando!
[07:14] Yurine
    Your idiocy is contagious!
[07:16] Jashin
    Smirk.
SIGN    m 0 0 l 100 0 100 100 0 100
SIGN    Orphanage
    Iron Commando
SIGN    LOYALTY
SIGN    Fill me in with
    pretty colors
[07:23] Lierre
    What is this apprehension I feel?
[07:25] Daichi
    Are you okay, Lierre-chan?
[07:27] Daichi
    Your lips are blue.
[07:29] Lierre
    Huh? Oh, uh, my lips have
    always been blue, I think...
[07:33] Daichi
    No, they haven't!
[07:35] Daichi
    What's wrong? You're acting funny.
[07:37] Lierre
    I'm fine.
[07:39] Sensei
    Okay, can I have everyone's attention?
SIGN    I'm Kasugai Hanako, and I'll be living with you all starting today. I hope we'll be friends.
[07:46] Kid1
    Ooh, someone new!
[07:48] Kid2
    How old are you?
[07:52] Lierre
    That's where my apprehension was coming from!
[07:55] Daichi
    Lierre-chan?
SIGN    What's this?
SIGN    You're a bit pale. Are you all right?
[08:03] Lierre
    Wh-What are you doing—
[08:07] Lierre
    Oops.
[08:08] Daichi
    Sensei! Lierre-chan's face
    and lips are really pale!
[08:13] Sensei
    Oh, you're right.
    She should go rest in your room.
SIGN    I'll take her.
SIGN    Come, Lierre-chan, let's go.
SIGN    Daichi and Lierre's Room
[08:28] Lierre
    What's the meaning of this, Persephone?
[08:31] Lierre
    Did Hell order you to keep an eye on me?
[08:34] Lierre
    I came here of my own free will.
    Heaven has no part in it.
SIGN    We haven't seen each other in so long. Be a little happier.
SIGN    I only came here to study how children in the human realm live.
SIGN    It just happened to be in the same place as you.
[08:51] Lierre
    I wonder about that.
[08:54] Lierre
    Wh-What?
SIGN    Anyway, that's quite the cute form you've taken.
SIGN    It reminds me of when we were kids.
[09:04] Lierre
    C-Cut it out!
[09:05] Lierre
    I have no pleasant memories of you!
SIGN    Did you really have to say that to your best friend?
[09:13] Lierre
    That was when you were in Heaven.
[09:19] Lierre
    I have no best friend in Hell.
[09:25] Lierre
    Well, for now, we can set aside our respective
     reasons for being in the human realm.
SIGN    Too Short for a Sash
[09:31] Lierre
    I'm living here as a child.
    Just keep that in mind.
[09:36] Lierre
    I don't want to cause trouble
    for the humans here.
SIGN    I know.
[09:43] Daichi
    Lierre-chan!
[09:46] Daichi
    Are you feeling okay?
[09:48] Lierre
    Yeah. All better now.
[09:49] Daichi
    Oh, good! I was worried
    'cause your lips were so blue.
[09:53] Lierre
    Were they really that blue?
[09:55] Daichi
    They were bluer than blue!
[09:57] Daichi
    See? They weren't blue to start with!
[10:04] Daichi
    Thank you, Hanako-san!
[10:06] Daichi
    You say it, too, Lierre-chan!
[10:08] Lierre
    Th-Thank you so much.
SIGN    You're welcome.
SIGN    Well, I'll be going now.
SIGN    If you ever feel ill again, tell me right away, okay?
SIGN    Lierre-chan.
[10:27] Daichi
    Thank goodness Hanako-san
    is such a nice person!
[10:29] Lierre
    Y-Yeah.
[10:32] Lierre
    This has turned into a real mess.
    And worst of all...
[10:32] Daichi
    She's pretty, she's nice...
    I want to be like her!
[10:35] Lierre
    It's humiliating that I have to
    act like a child in front of her!
[10:40] Daichi
    Lierre-chan, your lips are
    starting to turn blue again.
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    Iron Commando
[10:46] Daichi
    Lierre-chan!
[10:48] Daichi
    I found something really funny! Come see!
[10:51] Lierre
    Something funny?
[10:54] Jashin
    My funny tail's white, too!
[10:59] Daichi
    There it is!
[11:01] Lierre
    Huh?! Why is there a panda
    ride in a place like this?!
[11:05] Daichi
    Isn't it funny? It's the only one here.
[11:10] Lierre
    J-Just one of them in a place like this?
[11:14] Lierre
    That's hilarious!
[11:16] Daichi
    You wanna ride it too, right?
[11:18] Lierre
    I do!
[11:20] Lierre
    Wait, no. If I got all giddy over something
    like this, I'd be a human child for real.
[11:25] Lierre
    No, I only look like a child right now.
    It wouldn't be so weird for me to ride it, right?
[11:31] Jashin
    Hey, you two.
[11:33] Jashin
    It's five o'clock.
    Little kids should be at home.
[11:36] Daichi
    You just want to ride it
    yourself, Jashin-chan!
[11:40] Jashin
    You got it.
[11:43] Jashin
    Up we go!
[11:45] Jashin
    Go on, get outta here!
[11:47] Jashin
    Ah, this is so fun!
[11:49] Jashin
    Has anything ever been this fun? Nope!
[11:55] Daichi
    Let's go, Lierre-chan.
[11:57] Lierre
    Y-Yeah.
[12:09] DevilA
    The next morning!
[12:12] Lierre
    I didn't get to ride the panda
    yesterday because of her.
[12:16] Lierre
    But I am actually an adult, so I guess
    not riding it was the right choice.
[12:21] Lierre
    But maybe I'll go check it out again!
[12:24] Lierre
    I mean, it's not about whether
    I ride it or not! It's just to check it out!
[12:31] Jashin
    I knew you'd be back.
[12:35] Lierre
    What are you doing here so early?
[12:38] Lierre
    Have you been on that thing all this time?
[12:40] Jashin
    I went home, then came back bright and early...
[12:43] Jashin
    to make sure you couldn't ride this panda!
[12:48] Jashin
    I saw how badly you
    wanted to ride it yesterday.
[12:52] Jashin
    So I'm not gonna let you ride it that easily!
[12:55] Lierre
    Wha—
[12:56] Lierre
    Why would you do that?
[12:58] Jashin
    I can't beat you in hand-to-hand combat.
[13:02] Jashin
    So I'm doing this to torment
    you mentally instead.
[13:05] Jashin
    Pretty mean of me, right?
[13:08] Jashin
    I'm a devil, after all.
[13:11] Jashin
    If you want to ride it,
    try getting here earlier than me.
[13:14] Lierre
    I-I just had a momentary
    mental lapse yesterday.
[13:18] Lierre
    I won't take part in such a ridiculous game.
[13:21] Lierre
    So long.
[13:28] DevilA
    Early next morning...
[13:36] Lierre
    Hup!
[13:38] Lierre
    Not being able to ride it
    makes me want to even more!
[13:40] Lierre
    I want to ride that panda
    so unbelievably bad right now!
[13:45] Lierre
    She'd never expect me to be there
    this early in the morning, right?
[13:51] Jashin
    Did you think just showing up
    at dawn would be good enough?
[13:54] Jashin
    How naïve.
[13:58] Jashin
    It was written all over your face yesterday
     that you'd come here at dawn today.
[14:03] Jashin
    So I spent the night here.
    I slept in that sleeping bag over there.
[14:07] Jashin
    If you'll admit that I've won
    this game, I might let you ride.
[14:11] Lierre
    I'll never say that!
[14:13] Lierre
    There was never any need for me
    to go easy on a devil in the first place!
[14:18] Lierre
    I'll move you by force!
[14:20] Jashin
    Huh?
[14:23] Jashin
    Ow.
[14:26] Jashin
    Wow, I got knocked off of it.
[14:29] Jashin
    She knocked me off by force,
    the most barbaric method possible.
[14:33] Jashin
    I'm disgusted, frankly.
[14:37] Jashin
    I don't even care anymore. I'm going home.
[14:51] Lierre
    Was riding this worth
    making her so disgusted?
[14:55] Lierre
    She's the one who was tormenting me!
    This makes me look like the bad guy!
SIGN    How strange that there's only one ride in a place like this.
[15:05] Lierre
    Persephone! Why are you here?!
SIGN    It's so early in the morning, and you were gone.
SIGN    I got worried and came looking for you.
SIGN    What teacher wouldn't do that?
[15:17] Lierre
    Well, uh...
[15:20] Lierre
    I-It's not what you think!
SIGN    Kids do love playground rides like these. How nostalgic.
SIGN    We rode a Pegasus one in Heaven all the time.
SIGN    AC
[15:39] Clerk
    Welcome!
[15:42] Pekola
    Lierre-sama, what are you ordering?
[15:44] Lierre
    Let's see... I'll have...
SIGN    Unhappy Meal
SIGN    Main
SIGN    Side
SIGN    Drink (S)
SIGN    Help me!
SIGN    Green onions!
SIGN    Patra-chan and Hatsune Miku figures
SIGN    Today Only!!
SIGN    2 toys to choose from!
[15:50] Lierre
    Th-This is...
[15:52] Lierre
    It comes with a figure of Patra-chan
    being burned at the stake? I want it!
[15:55] Lierre
    And the offer ends today!
[15:59] Lierre
    No, no! I can't drool over it
    in front of my subordinates!
[16:02] Lierre
    It'd tarnish my dignity as their superior!
[16:05] Lierre
    A cheeseburger meal with an iced coffee.
[16:08] Clerk
    Sure!
[16:09] Lierre
    I look like a child,
    but I am an adult, after all.
[16:15] DevilA
    Today, Lierre graduates from the
    Unhappy Meal she loved so much.
SIGN    Unhappy Meal Graduation Ceremony
[16:23] Poporon
    That really surprised me, though.
[16:26] Poporon
    I had no idea you and Persephone,
    the Queen of Hell, used to be friends.
[16:31] Lierre
    That's because I never
    told you three about it.
[16:35] Lierre
    Besides, it's been a long, long time
     since she was in Heaven.
[16:39] Pekola
    Why'd Persephone end up goin' to Hell?
SIGN    Munch
SIGN    Munch
SIGN    Munch
[16:43] Lierre
    Are you eating or talking? Pick one!
[16:46] Lierre
    It's hard to say.
[16:48] Lierre
    Heaven can be suffocating with all its
    strict rules. Maybe she just got tired of it.
[16:54] Girl
    Miku has so many green onions stuck in her!
[16:57] Boy
    Patra-chan's sweating like crazy!
[16:59] Mom
    That's nice.
[17:01] Lierre
    That kid has the "burning at the stake" figure!
[17:06] Lierre
    Seeing someone else with it
    just makes me want it more!
[17:08] Lierre
    Maybe I didn't need to put
    on the tough superior act?
[17:13] Pekola
    I finished mine.
[17:15] Poporon
    Stop looking like the
    world's coming to an end.
[17:19] Poporon
    You can have mine.
[17:21] Pekola
    Thank you!
[17:23] Poporon
    What's wrong, Pino?
    You've been quiet this whole time.
[17:26] Pino
    I don't believe it.
[17:28] Pino
    I refuse to believe you just
    happened to be together!
[17:31] Pino
    You wanted to be certain
    you could get rid of us,
[17:34] Pino
    so you called an old friend
    from Hell to help you.
[17:38] Lierre
    What are you talking about?
[17:40] Lierre
    I have friends in Heaven.
    Why would I need to call one in Hell?
[17:44] Pino
    You lie! I know that's what's going on!
[17:48] Pino
    I won't just go down quietly.
[17:50] Pino
    I'll gouge out your eyeballs!
[17:54] Pekola
    Stop, Pino!
[17:59] Ozaki
    She screamed!
[18:03] Chiba
    She screamed again!
SIGN    Reiwa Traditional Chinese
SIGN    Stomach Medicine
[18:06] Pekola
    Have you calmed down now?
[18:09] Pino
    I'm done for...
[18:12] Pino
    Hanazono-san, please help me...
[18:14] Poporon
    And now she's crying.
SIGN    Oh?
SIGN    If it isn't Lierre.
SIGN    Hi!
[18:21] Pekola
    Speak of the devil.
SIGN    We came 'cause today's the last day you can get the "Patra-chan burning at the stake" figure.
[18:28] Lierre
    Must be nice being a child.
[18:31] Lierre
    They don't have to be shy about
    choosing the Unhappy Meal.
SIGN    Jashin-chan said to buy it and be back in five minutes, so we gotta hurry! Bye!
[18:40] Poporon
    That's not possible.
[18:41] Pekola
    Well, shall we take our leave, too?
[18:44] Poporon
    Oh, no! The restaurant starts
    getting busy around this time!
[18:48] Pino
    Hanazono-san...
SIGN    AC
[18:50] Clerk
    Thank you for dropping in!
[18:56] Lierre
    So long, "Patra-chan burning at the stake."
SIGN    Lierre.
SIGN    Here. This is what you wanted, isn't it?
[19:11] Lierre
    The "burning at the stake" figure...
SIGN    Be back at the orphanage before dark, okay?
[19:20] Lierre
    How is it you always know how I'm feeling?
[19:24] Lierre
    Patra-chan... I'm happy,
    but also kind of irritated!
SIGN    Jashin-chan
    Burning at
    the Stake
[19:28] Jashin
    Hot! Hot, hot, hot!
[19:31] Yurine
    Show me what's in the briefcase.
[19:38] Yurine
    You ran off with the money from the Season 3
     crowdfunding drive again, didn't you?
[19:43] Jashin
    Well, I wouldn't say I "ran off" with it...
[19:46] Jashin
    I planned to increase it at the boat
    races and return it to the investors.
[19:50] Yurine
    Return it?
[19:52] Yurine
    You emptied the case!
[19:53] Jashin
    Fundraising goal reached!
[19:58] Jashin
    Forgive me! I was sure
    I'd come back with more!
[20:01] Yurine
    People put their hard-earned money into it.
    How many times must you do this to them?
[20:10] Yurine
    Our investors are going to kill you.
SIGN    Investor
SIGN    Investor
SIGN    Investor
SIGN    Investor
SIGN    Investor
SIGN    Investor
[20:13] Investor1
    There she is! Kill Jashin-chan!
[20:15] Investor2
    In the most brutal way possible!
[20:18] Jashin
    Please do something, Yurine!
[20:20] Yurine
    Do what?
[20:22] Jashin
    I'll kill you for the insurance money!
[20:24] Yurine
    Listen, you...
[20:26] Jashin
    I'll have to use my last resort.
[20:30] Jashin
    My only choice is to go there.
SIGN    Hell Financing Jinbocho Branch
SIGN    Hell Financing Jinbocho Branch
[20:35] Lender
    Our interest rate is outta this world.
[20:39] Lender
    You want thirty million?
[20:41] Lender
    That's a ten-day interest rate of 10%!
[20:44] DevilA
    A truly devilish interest rate!
[20:50] Jashin
    Well, I managed to fix the problem, anyway.
SIGN    Life
    Theater
[21:11] Jashin
    This place...
[21:13] Jashin
    This barren place...
[21:16] Jashin
    Where am I?!
[21:18] DevilA
    This was the beginning of
    a harsh life of running away,
[21:22] DevilA
    in which she absolutely had
    to escape, no matter what.
[21:26] DevilA
    And so, she bade farewell to her
    happy, peaceful life in Jinbocho.
[21:32] DevilA
    Next week!
[21:33] DevilA
    Dropkick on My Devil X:
    The Escape Arc begins!
[21:33] Test
    Dropkick on My Devil X:
    The Escape Arc
[23:10] Pekola
    Pekola here.
[23:12] Pekola
    I still haven't forgotten how I was the
    only one who didn't get to eat dinner
[23:16] Pekola
    when we went to Chitose.
[23:19] Pekola
    That aside, why does the meat spaghetti
    here in Katsuro have cutlets on top of it?
[23:25] Pekola
    For someone as hungry as I am,
     there couldn't be a more sinful dish!
[23:29] Pekola
    Next time on Dropkick
    on My Devil!! X, episode 6:
[23:34] Pekola
    "Gilding Kamuy: Kushiro."
[23:36] Pekola
    I want to eat, too.

Season 3 - Dropkick on My Devil!!! X

E6 - Gilding Kamuy: Kushiro

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[00:10] SIGN
    Dropkick on My Devil!!! X
    Kushiro Arc
[00:15] SIGN
    Two Months Later
[00:19] Minos
    Yum!
SIGN    I feel bad for Jashin-chan. She's missing out on this great food.
[00:27] Minos
    Speaking of Jashin-chan,
    I haven't seen her in a while.
SIGN    She went into debt and then vanished.
[00:33] Yurine
    Guess we have no choice.
[00:36] Yurine
    Shall we go?
[00:38] Minos
    Huh?
SIGN    Go where?
[00:45] Yurine
    To Kushiro.
[00:49] SIGN
    Kushiro City Hall
[00:50] DevilA
    That's right! After falling into
    massive debt and running away,
[00:55] DevilA
    Jashin-chan was in Hokkaido once again!
[02:34] Jashin
    I'm so hungry.
[02:40] Jashin
    I don't even have any money...
[02:47] Jashin
    Yo, dude. Give me that salmon.
[02:51] Jashin
    Why the heck am I talking to a statue?
[02:58] Jashin
    I'm so hungry.
[03:09] Jashin
    So... where am I, anyway?
[03:16] Jashin
    O... Orihsuk?
[03:20] Jashin
    Where even is that?
[03:21] SIGN
    Kushiro no Yoru
[03:21] Devil
    It's "Kushiro."
[03:30] Minos
    I never would've thought Jashin-chan
    would end up in Hokkaido again.
[03:34] Yurine
    Well, I have a pretty
    good idea what happened.
[03:40] DevilA
    This is the city of Kushiro in Hokkaido.
[03:42] DevilA
    We're in Kushiro Shitsugen National Park,
[03:45] DevilA
    which spans the four
    municipalities of Kushiro.
[03:47] DevilA
    At 28,788 hectares,
    it's Japan's largest wetland.
[03:52] SIGN
    Satellite Observatory
[03:53] DevilA
    In addition to enjoying the
    magnificent natural scenery,
[03:56] DevilA
    you can see tufts of sedge grass,
    Ezo red foxes, Ezo sika deer,
[03:59] DevilA
    and lots of other unique flora and fauna.
[04:02] DevilA
    You can even go horse trekking
     or paddle around in a canoe!
SIGN    So where are we going now?
[04:19] SIGN
    Tancho
[04:19] SIGN
    Tancho
[04:19] SIGN
    Kushiro Airport
[04:19] SIGN
    Kushiro Airport
[04:19] Minos
    Also, Yurine-chan, how do you
    know where Jashin-chan is?
[04:25] SIGN
    Washo
[04:25] SIGN
    Washo
[04:25] SIGN
    Washo
     Market
SIGN    Washo Market?
[04:29] SIGN
    Rice
[04:29] SIGN
    Rice
[04:29] Yurine
    Washo Market, also known as Kushiro's kitchen.
[04:32] Yurine
    It was established in 1954, making it
    the most historic market in Kushiro.
[04:43] Medusa
    Minos?
[04:44] Medusa
    And Yurine-san and Per-chan, too!
[04:46] Minos
    Medusa? Why are you in Kushiro?
SIGN    Come to think of it, I hadn't seen Medusa-chan in a while, either.
[04:52] Medusa
    I've been looking for Jashin-chan.
[04:56] Medusa
    I've spent the past two months
    searching as many places as I can...
[05:04] Medusa
    But no matter how hard
     I try, I can't find her.
[05:07] Yurine
    Three thousand leagues in
    search of garbage, huh?
[05:09] Medusa
    But...
[05:11] Medusa
    I guess you three are looking
    for Jashin-chan, too, right?
[05:14] SIGN
    Washo Market
[05:14] SIGN
    Specialty
[05:14] SIGN
    Sato Shoten
[05:14] SIGN
    Genuine
[05:14] SIGN
    Kattedon
[05:14] SIGN
    Amazing flavor
     guaranteed
[05:14] SIGN
    to satisfy!!
[05:14] Yurine
    "Kattedon," it says.
SIGN    Ooh, does that mean we can put whatever we want on it?
[05:17] Yurine
    I want extra salmon roe.
[05:18] Minos
    I want the super-mega-large rice!
[05:21] DevilA
    When you buy kattedon,
    a Washo Market specialty,
[05:24] DevilA
    you buy the rice from vendors in the market,
[05:27] DevilA
    then you visit the many fresh fish and roe
     vendors to choose the toppings you want.
[05:32] DevilA
    You can make the seafood
    bowl of your dreams with ease!
[05:36] SIGN
    Kattedon
[05:38] Jashin
    I can choose my own?
[05:39] Jashin
    I'm extremely hungry right now,
     so this is a lifesaver.
[05:46] Jashin
    Yum!
[05:47] Jashin
    A place where I can eat
    whatever I want must be Heaven!
[05:50] Clerk1
    Excuse me, ma'am! You can't
    just eat whatever you want!
[05:56] Medusa
    U-Um...
[06:01] Dried
    We've got a great deal on this dried fish.
[06:04] Mei
    Hmm, what to do...
[06:07] Clerk1
    Hold it!
[06:08] Jashin
    No! I'm gonna eat every last bite!
[06:11] Mei
    Orochimaru?!
[06:12] Mei
    That girl! I want that girl in dried form!
[06:15] Three
    Let's eat!
[06:19] Minos
    It's not every day you get to eat
    a fancy seafood bowl like this!
[06:22] Yurine
    You said it. It's way more than
    just a difference in freshness.
SIGN    It's incredibly tender!
[06:28] Clerk1
    Boy, that customer was a real pain.
[06:31] Clerk2
    Sure, "kattedon" means "eat your way,"
    but it doesn't mean you can eat for free.
[06:35] Medusa
    That almost sounds like Jashin-chan...
SIGN    I guess there are troublemakers no matter where you go.
[06:44] Medusa
    Jashin-chan...
[06:48] DevilA
    This is one of the top-selling
    processed marine products in Hokkaido:
[06:48] SIGN
    Marinated
[06:48] SIGN
    Salmon Roe
[06:53] DevilA
    salmon roe from Sasaya Shoten!
[06:58] DevilA
    Try it. It'll blow you away.
[07:02] DevilA
    Yum!
[07:11] Pekola
    What is this place?
[07:13] SIGN
    Life
    Theater
[07:13] Pekola
    I can't believe she dragged me along
    when she fled from those debt collectors,
[07:17] Pekola
    and then, the forced labor...
[07:19] Pekola
    We barely escaped with our lives, but the
    boat we got on was smuggling migrants,
[07:23] Pekola
    and when we finally got back
    to Japan, everyone ran off...
[07:27] Pekola
    leaving me all alone.
[07:30] Pekola
    She was the first to run away.
[07:32] Pekola
    What do I do now?
[07:37] Pekola
    Lierre-sama! What are you doing here?!
[07:40] Lierre
    God sees and knows all.
[07:43] Medusa
    "Coach & Four"?
[07:44] SIGN
    m 0 0 l 100 10 99.4 100 0 105
[07:44] SIGN
    Dropkick on My Devil
[07:45] Yurine
    Let's try to get some info.
[07:47] Medusa
    I hope we find Jashin-chan...
[07:53] SIGN
    Bububu
[07:53] SIGN
    Bububu
[07:53] Medusa
    What's that you're looking at, Minos?
[07:55] SIGN
    Bububu
[07:55] SIGN
    Bububu
[07:55] SIGN
    Hokkaido
[07:55] SIGN
    KUSHIRO
[07:55] SIGN
    KUSHIRO
[07:55] SIGN
    KUSHIRO
[07:55] SIGN
    Bububu
[07:55] SIGN
    Bububu
[07:55] SIGN
    Hokkaido
[07:55] SIGN
    KUSHIRO
[07:55] SIGN
    KUSHIRO
[07:55] SIGN
    KUSHIRO
[07:55] Minos
    I wanna go here!
[07:55] SIGN
    Bububu
[07:55] SIGN
    Bububu
[07:55] SIGN
    Hokkaido
[07:55] SIGN
    KUSHIRO
[07:55] SIGN
    KUSHIRO
[07:55] SIGN
    KUSHIRO
[07:56] SIGN
    Bububu
[07:56] SIGN
    Bububu
[07:56] SIGN
    Hokkaido
[07:56] SIGN
    KUSHIRO
[07:56] SIGN
    KUSHIRO
[07:56] SIGN
    KUSHIRO
[08:02] SIGN
    A Farm in Onbetsu
[08:12] Yurine
    This place is so nice and peaceful.
[08:15] Minos
    Awesome! It just screams "Hokkaido"!
[08:18] Farmer
    What's this? Y'all here from the mainland?
[08:25] Jashin
    Yeah, I definitely can't eat cattle feed.
[08:40] Farmer
    Tasty, ain't it?
SIGN    Yeah! It's delicious!
[08:45] Yurine
    It has so much depth to it.
[08:47] Medusa
    It's rich but somehow
    mellow at the same time.
SIGN    Yeah.
[08:51] Farmer
    'Round these parts, we get "sea fog,"
    which is a fog that's chock-full of minerals.
[08:51] SIGN
    "Sea Fog"
[08:55] Farmer
    The grass here soaks up that
    nutrient-rich fog, so when the cows eat it,
[08:59] Farmer
    they give us good, rich milk.
[09:05] Minos
    I want to work here!
[09:07] Both
    What?!
[09:08] Farmer
    I'd sure appreciate that!
[09:10] Minos
    Work here with me, Per-chan!
SIGN    Huh? No way.
[09:13] Minos
    So it's settled!
SIGN    What?! I don't want to!
[09:16] Minos
    Aw, come on!
[09:16] Yurine
    I guess she felt a sense of kinship?
[09:21] Farmer
    Wh-What's goin' on?
[09:22] Medusa
    Um... Weren't we looking for Jashin-chan?
[09:26] Farmer
    Hey, you! Get away from there!
[09:28] Farmer
    Who in tarnation drinks milk
    straight from the teat?!
[09:31] Minos
    Sounds like there's a weirdo here, too.
SIGN    Imagine it's actually Jashin-chan.
[09:36] Farmer
    Sheesh, what a dad-blasted fool.
[09:39] Yurine
    I'm just glad no damage was done.
[09:42] Minos
    I'll keep the cows safe!
SIGN    She's even more motivated now.
[09:47] Medusa
    We'll let you know if we find Jashin-chan.
[09:49] Minos
    Got it!
SIGN    Bye!
[09:54] Jashin
    Hmm...
[09:55] SIGN
    Hiring Part-Time
    Help
[09:55] SIGN
    Work Hours:
[09:55] SIGN
    Pay:
[09:55] SIGN
    Location: Here
[09:55] SIGN
    Someone cheerful
     and energetic
[09:55] SIGN
    Someone who doesn't
    pop marimo yokan
    jelly balls with a toothpick
[09:55] Jashin
    Pays 10,000 yen a day? So it'd take
     3,000 days to earn 30 million.
[10:00] Jashin
    That could work.
[10:07] DevilA
    Good luck.
[10:14] Jashin
    Huh. So this is a marimo yokan jelly ball?
[10:42] Owner
    Yer out.
[10:47] Jashin
    I couldn't earn any money...
[10:50] Jashin
    But I did get some yokan balls.
[10:53] Jashin
    It's always good when
    food doesn't go to waste.
[10:58] Jashin
    This was very informational.
[11:01] DevilA
    And so, Jashin-chan continued
    to learn, one lesson at a—
[11:04] Jashin
    I'll never work again!
[11:06] Jashin
    Remove all useless things from life! Yeah!
[11:10] DevilA
    Trash.
[11:16] Jashin
    What a pretty lake.
[11:18] DevilA
    This is Lake Akan,
    renowned for its marimo algae.
[11:21] DevilA
    The mountainous backdrop makes for
     magnificent scenery. And the air's so sweet!
[11:29] Jashin
    What's that?
[11:31] DevilA
    These mud pools are known as "bokke,"
    which is Ainu for "boiling place."
[11:34] DevilA
    Mud reaching temperatures of 100°C
     bubbles up from underground,
[11:38] DevilA
    along with volcanic gases.
[11:40] SIGN
    Danger Keep Out
[11:41] Jashin
    Bokke...
[11:42] SIGN
    Keep Out
[11:42] DevilA
    Hey!
[11:43] Jashin
    It's kind of relaxing here.
[11:45] DevilA
    It's dangerous!
[11:46] Jashin
    Reminds me of the scenery back home.
[11:52] Jashin
    My marimo!
[11:55] DevilA
    Jashin-chan!
[11:57] Jashin
    Flutter, flutter, fall, fall.
[12:03] Jashin
    Hot! Hot! Hot! Hot! Hot! Hot! Hot! Hot!
[12:09] SIGN
    ° Never, Ever Try This
[12:19] LocalA
    What's that?
[12:21] LocalB
    Hmm? What is it?
[12:22] LocalA
    That's an awful big bokke bubble.
[12:26] LocalC
    I think it's moving.
[12:30] Local
    What is that?!
[12:49] LocalA
    What is that light?
[12:51] LocalC
    Is that a person?
[12:52] DevilA
    No, it's not a person.
[12:55] DevilA
    It's...
[12:56] DevilA
    It's...
[12:58] Locals
    What is that?!
[13:05] SIGN
    Butterbur Field in Onbetsu
[13:09] Poporon
    Why did I have to come all
    the way to Kushiro to work?
[13:14] Pino
    And this is very physical labor.
[13:16] Lierre
    The invoice from our time in Chitose didn't
     make it through accounting in Heaven.
[13:21] Lierre
    The budget wasn't enough
    to cover our return trip.
[13:24] Pekola
    I thought you saw and knew everything?
[13:26] Poporon
    It's Pekola-sama's fault.
[13:28] Pino
    It is Pekola-sama's fault.
[13:31] Poporon
    Um, what about you, Lierre-sama?
[13:33] Lierre
    I apparently can't work since I'm a child.
[13:36] Poporon
    No fair!
[13:37] Lierre
    Well, I can't help it, can I?
[13:38] Pino
    I came along because she told me to...
[13:42] Pino
    But without Hanazono-san, I...
[13:46] Pino
    Hanazono-san...
[13:50] SIGN
    Payment
[13:50] SIGN
    Payment
[13:50] Farmer
    Thanks. You were a big help.
[13:50] SIGN
    Payment
[13:50] SIGN
    Payment
[13:50] SIGN
    Payment
[13:50] SIGN
    Payment
[13:50] SIGN
    Payment
[13:52] Pekola
    W-We get this much?
[13:54] Farmer
    Well, you worked hard.
[13:56] Lierre
    This is more than enough money.
[13:58] Pekola
    If we must accept this much...
[14:00] Pekola
    Please let us help you with something else.
[14:03] Farmer
    You sure?
[14:05] Farmer
    Hmm... Oh, in that case...
[14:14] Lierre
    His emus have been
    disappearing one after another?
[14:18] Pino
    Emus...
[14:19] Poporon
    How is it possible for a
    load of them to just vanish?
[14:23] Pekola
    Where did they run off to?
[14:25] Lierre
    Well, I guess we can look for them.
[14:29] SIGN
    Kushiro City
    Red-Crowned Crane
    Natural Park
[14:34] Lierre
    Cranes.
[14:35] Pekola
    Indeed.
[14:36] Poporon
    I suppose so.
[14:37] Pino
    Yes.
[14:40] Poporon
    Lierre-sama, did you just
    want to look at the cranes?
[14:44] Lierre
    O-Of course not!
[14:46] SIGN
    Kushiro City
    Red-Crowned Crane
    Natural Park
[14:47] DevilA
    This is the Red-Crowned Crane Natural Park.
[14:49] DevilA
    Red-crowned cranes aren't
    commonly seen in summer,
[14:52] DevilA
    but here, you can see them living
     in the wetlands all year round.
[14:56] Pekola
    It doesn't look like the emus are here.
[14:58] Poporon
    Well, it is a crane park.
[15:00] GuestA
    Hey, there's apparently
    a god in Kushiro right now.
[15:03] GuestB
    Wow, a god?
[15:05] GuestB
    Wow, cranes! So many cranes!
[15:08] GuestA
    This is peak crane!
[15:10] Poporon
    A "god"?
[15:11] Pekola
    Are they talking about Lierre-sama?
[15:20] SIGN
    Lake
[15:20] SIGN
    Akan
[15:21] Yurine
    Lake Akan Ainu Kotan.
[15:23] Yurine
    "Kotan" is Ainu for "settlement."
[15:26] Yurine
    There are about 36 residences
    and 120 people here,
[15:29] Yurine
    producing and selling folk
    art to make a living.
[15:35] Miku
    Mukkuri, mukkuri, mukkuri, mukkuri,
     mukkuri, mukkuri, mukkuri... Mu?
[15:39] SIGN
    m 0 0 l 100 0 100 100 0 100
[15:39] SIGN
    Marimo Pudding
[15:39] Yusa
    Care for some pudding?
[15:41] Miku
    One, please!
[15:43] SIGN
    Folk Art Café
[15:43] SIGN
    P
[15:43] SIGN
    o
[15:43] SIGN
    l
[15:43] SIGN
    o
[15:43] SIGN
    n
[15:43] SIGN
    n
[15:43] SIGN
    o
[15:45] SIGN
    Yuk (Deer Meat) Meal
[15:46] SIGN
    m 0 0 l 100 0 100 100 0 100
[15:46] SIGN
    m 0 0 l 100 0 100 100 0 100
[15:46] SIGN
    Amam (Rice)
[15:46] SIGN
    Amam (Rice)
[15:46] SIGN
    Rice cooked with beans,
    glutinous millet, and
    victory onion. The light
    sweetness of the victory
    onion and stickiness of
    the glutinous millet are
    divine.
[15:46] SIGN
    m 0 0 l 100 0 100 100 0 100
[15:46] SIGN
    m 0 0 l 100 0 100 100 0 100
[15:46] SIGN
    Mefun (Fermented Salmon Liver)
[15:46] SIGN
    Mefun (Fermented Salmon Liver)
[15:46] SIGN
    Only one strand of this
    precious fermented
    delicacy can be obtained
    from one salmon.
    Pairs well with amam.
[15:46] SIGN
    m 0 0 l 100 0 100 100 0 100
[15:46] SIGN
    m 0 0 l 100 0 100 100 0 100
[15:46] SIGN
    Yuk Ohaw (Deer Soup)
[15:46] SIGN
    Yuk Ohaw (Deer Soup)
[15:46] SIGN
    "Yuk" means "deer," and "ohaw" means
    "soup." Seasonal ingredients such as
    wild plants and mushrooms join a very
    simple broth of konbu and salt in this
    savory staple of Ainu cooking.
[15:50] Medusa
    We haven't found Jashin-chan anywhere.
[15:52] Yurine
    This is good. It's so chewy.
[15:55] Medusa
    Yurine-san!
[15:57] Yurine
    Well, I'm sure we'll happen across some info.
[16:00] Yurine
    Come on. You won't get many
    chances to eat Ainu cooking.
[16:08] Yurine
    Ah, deer soup. Reminds me of Azusa 2.
[16:08] SIGN
    m 0 0 l 100 0 100 100 0 100
[16:08] SIGN
    m 0 0 l 100 0 100 100 0 100
[16:08] SIGN
    Cep Ohaw (Salmon Soup)
[16:08] SIGN
    Cep Ohaw (Salmon Soup)
[16:08] SIGN
    Ohaw (soup) with cep (salmon).
    Ohaw can be made with many things,
    and this ohaw is made with salmon.
    Just as delicious as yuk ohaw,
    with its own unique flavors to enjoy.
[16:11] Medusa
    It's delicious.
[16:13] Yurine
    It's simple, but the
    ingredients are so savory.
[16:17] DevilA
    Other highlights of Ainu Kotan include:
[16:19] DevilA
    Lake Akan Ainu Theater Ikor, where you
    can enjoy powerful ancient Ainu dancing,
[16:23] SIGN
    Lake Akan Ainu Theater
[16:25] DevilA
    and Onnechise, home of traditional
    and creative aspects of Ainu culture,
[16:29] DevilA
    where you can enjoy hands-on
    interaction with the old and the new.
[16:34] DevilA
    There is ample opportunity to enjoy
    and learn about Ainu culture here.
[16:38] SIGN
    m 0 0 l 0 0 l 20 0 b 26 1 30 6 34 6 b 35 7 35 9 34 10 l 34 10 b 33 10 31 11 31 13 b 31 12 31 13 32 14 b 33 15 35 18 36 20 l 1 19 l 0 16 l -1 1
[16:38] SIGN
    Rent Ainu
    clothing
    here.
[16:38] DevilA
    I also recommend the folk shops,
    where you can try on Ainu clothing!
[16:49] Yurine
    That looks good on you, Medusa.
[16:52] Medusa
    But I need to wear my paper bag...
[16:55] Yurine
    Well, then...
[16:57] Yurine
    How about this?
[16:59] Yurine
    Can you see?
[17:01] Medusa
    Sort of.
[17:01] GuestA
    Check this out.
[17:02] GuestB
    Ew, its lower body is a snake!
[17:04] GuestA
    It's apparently staying at a
    hotel on the Kushiro River.
[17:07] GuestB
    It really is a god!
[17:09] GuestA
    Anyway, isn't this
    wood-carved horned owl cute?
[17:12] GuestB
    Super cute! Godly!
[17:12] Medusa
    Yurine-san!
[17:14] Yurine
    That's not a horned owl.
    It's a Blakiston's fish owl.
[17:18] Medusa
    No, not that.
[17:21] Jashin
    I am...
[17:22] Jashin
    God!
[17:24] Locals
    God!
[17:27] Jashin
    That's right! That's right!
[17:29] Jashin
    Talk about a huge comeback.
[17:31] Jashin
    I don't need to fear debt anymore.
[17:31] Guard
    Wait! You don't have
    permission to go in there!
[17:35] Medusa
    Jashin-chan!
[17:37] Yurine
    We finally found you.
[17:38] Jashin
    So it's you, Yurine and Medusa.
[17:42] Yurine
    Do you know how much trouble you caused?
[17:44] Yurine
    Come on. We're going home.
[17:45] Jashin
    Know your place!
[17:47] Jashin
    Who do you think I am?
[17:50] Jashin
    I am God!
[17:52] Locals
    God!
[17:55] Jashin
    I was reborn after falling into a bokke.
[17:57] Jashin
    I'm a god now, so you commoners can leave.
[18:03] LocalA
    God, you forgot to feed the emus.
[18:06] LocalC
    You gotta take care of 'em.
[18:11] Medusa
    Huh? Emus?!
[18:12] Medusa
    Why are there emus here?!
[18:14] Yurine
    Jashin-chan, what is this about?
[18:16] Jashin
    Oh, it's, uh...
[18:18] Yurine
    Where did you take them from?
[18:20] Jashin
    Well... They were just so unusual...
[18:23] Yurine
    You stole them to try
    to sell them for profit?
[18:25] Jashin
    Gulp!
[18:26] Yurine
    A fraudulent religion, and now theft.
[18:29] Yurine
    Everything you're doing here is criminal.
[18:31] Jashin
    U-Um...
[18:35] Jashin
    Run away!
[18:36] Jashin
    I can fly!
[18:37] Yurine
    After her!
[18:38] Medusa
    Right!
[18:39] Jashin
    Wait, you're a flightless bird?
[18:41] Jashin
    They're tiny! Your wings are so tiny!
[18:51] Jashin
    That was terrifying.
[18:55] Emu
    Do you want wings?
[18:57] Jashin
    Huh? But your wings are—
[18:59] Emu
    They're yours.
[19:10] Jashin
    I'm Emu Jashin-chan.
[19:14] Jashin
    What're ya laughing at?!
[19:15] Yurine
    That balance!
[19:16] Jashin
    Hmph! I might look funny, but I bet
    you can't keep up with me in this form.
[19:23] Yurine
    Stop!
[19:33] III
    Been lookin' for ya, fool!
[19:34] Jashin
    Crap! The debt collectors!
[19:36] IV
    You think you can get away from us?!
[19:43] Jashin
    They're blocking my escape route!
[19:45] Jashin
    And Yurine's right behind me!
[19:48] Jashin
    Wh-What do I do?
[19:52] Jashin
    The angels!
[19:54] Pekola
    That body you have...
[19:56] Lierre
    So you're the emu thief?
[20:01] Yurine
    Lierre, you guys were in Kushiro, too?
[20:07] Pino
    Hanazono-san!
[20:09] Pino
    You came to look for me, didn't you?
[20:12] Yurine
    Huh? Uh... Sure...
[20:17] Lierre
    You have nowhere left to run.
[20:20] III
    You can just leave her with us.
[20:22] Medusa
    W-We can't do that!
[20:24] Lierre
    We're fine with it.
[20:29] Jashin
    Okay.
[20:32] Jashin
    Devil Fusion...
[20:36] Jashin
    Release!
[20:41] Jashin
    I want your wings.
[20:44] Jashin
    I'll be taking them now.
[20:47] Jashin
    Devil Fusion!
[20:57] Jashin
    I'm Red-Crowned Crane Jashin-chan!
[21:05] Jashin
    You fools!
[21:06] III
    Hold it, you!
[21:08] IV
    Get down here, damn it!
[21:11] Jashin
    Hasta la pizza!
[21:13] Lierre
    After her!
[21:14] Yurine
    Wait.
[21:16] Yurine
    Let me handle this.
[21:25] Yurine
    Irankarapte!
[21:30] Jashin
    Siknu!
[21:36] Medusa
    Jashin-chan!
[22:14] SIGN
    Letter of Introduction
[22:17] LocalB
    God is dead.
[23:10] Minos
    Wow, so this is Tokachi Plain!
[23:13] Minos
    It's so spacious! It feels great!
[23:15] Minos
    Cows over here, cows over there...
[23:18] Minos
    Cows over here, cows over there!
[23:20] Minos
    It doesn't even feel like
    this is my first time here!
[23:24] Minos
    Next time on Dropkick
    on My Devil!! X, episode 7:
[23:27] Minos
    "The Shape of a Smile:
    What I Found in Obihiro."
[23:31] Minos
    It's 100% packed with the earth's blessings!
[23:34] Minos
    Moo!
[23:37] Minos
    Hey, wait up!

Season 3 - Dropkick on My Devil!!! X

E7 - The Shape of a Smile: What I Found in Obihiro

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SIGN    Kofuku Station
[00:22] Jashin
    Oh-big-here-wow!
SIGN    Obihiro Arc
SIGN    Yokai Bun
SIGN    Yokai Bun
SIGN    Yokai Bun
SIGN    Yokai Bun
SIGN    Yokai Bun
SIGN    Yokai Bun
SIGN    Yokai Bun
SIGN    Yokai Bun
SIGN    Yokai Bun
SIGN    Yokai Bun
SIGN    Yokai Bun
SIGN    Yokai Bun
[02:02] Jashin
    This gentle sweetness...
[02:05] Jashin
    It heals my wounded soul.
SIGN    Kofuku
SIGN    m 0 0 l 100 0 100 100 0 100
SIGN    Kofuku
    Station
SIGN    Kofuku
SIGN    m 0 0 l 100 0 100 100 0 100
SIGN    Kofuku
    Station
SIGN    Kofuku
SIGN    m 0 0 l 100 0 100 100 0 100
SIGN    Kofuku
    Station
SIGN    Kofuku
SIGN    m 0 0 l 100 0 100 100 0 100
SIGN    Kofuku
    Station
SIGN    Kofuku
SIGN    m 0 0 l 100 0 100 100 0 100
SIGN    Kofuku
    Station
SIGN    Kofuku
SIGN    m 0 0 l 100 0 100 100 0 100
SIGN    Kofuku
    Station
SIGN    Kofuku
[02:10] Jashin
    The clear blue summer sky goes on forever.
SIGN    Kofuku Station
SIGN    Kofuku Station
[02:17] Jashin
    Kofuku Station...
SIGN    Kofuku Station
[02:25] Jashin
    The holy land for lovers, huh?
SIGN    I pray Koichiro and I will be happy forever
[02:28] Jashin
    "I pray Koichiro and I will be happy forever."
SIGN    Mei is happy
[02:32] Jashin
    "Mei is happy."
SIGN    Can we truly be so blessed, Rina?
[02:34] Jashin
    "Can we truly be so blessed, Rina?"
[02:39] Jashin
    Damn it all!
[02:41] SIGN
    m 0 0 l 100 0 100 100 0 100
[02:41] SIGN
    Kofuku Station
[02:42] Jashin
    These fools!
[02:43] Jashin
    I'm here drowning in debt,
    and they're all just...
[02:48] Jashin
    Yeah, you said it! Meh!
[02:52] Jashin
    Huh?
[02:55] Jashin
    "Moo"?
[02:56] Jashin
    Moo!
[02:57] Jashin
    Mooooooo!
[02:59] SIGN
    m 0 0 l 100 0 100 100 0 100
[02:59] SIGN
    Kofuku Station
[03:02] SIGN
    m 0 0 l 100 0 100 100 0 100
[03:02] SIGN
    Kofuku Station
[03:07] Osaka
    Okay, time to start another day of hard work!
[03:11] SIGN
    Huh?
[03:12] SIGN
    Huh?
[03:12] SIGN
    Huh?
[03:12] SIGN
    Huh?
[03:13] Jashin
    Why?! Why?! Why?!
[03:15] Jashin
    Why is this happening?!
[03:20] Osaka
    Well, this sucks.
[03:23] Jashin
    Taisho Kotsu!
SIGN    Welcome to Obihiro, Jashin-chan!
SIGN    Taisho
SIGN    Kotsu
SIGN    Welcome to Obihiro, Jashin-chan!
SIGN    Taisho
SIGN    Kotsu
SIGN    Welcome to Obihiro, Jashin-chan!
SIGN    Taisho
SIGN    Kotsu
SIGN    Welcome to Obihiro, Jashin-chan!
SIGN    Taisho
SIGN    Kotsu
SIGN    Welcome to Obihiro, Jashin-chan!
SIGN    Taisho
SIGN    Kotsu
SIGN    Welcome to Obihiro, Jashin-chan!
[03:26] All
    Welcome to Obihiro!
SIGN    Kotsu
SIGN    Taisho
[03:28] DevilA
    Yes! This is the city of Obihiro!
[03:30] DevilA
    A quick hop from Haneda Airport,
[03:32] DevilA
    this town of 170,000 residents is situated
     in the middle of the Tokachi Plain.
[03:37] DevilA
    Its location at the heart of the Tokachi Plain,
    where farming is the main industry,
[03:41] DevilA
    allows it to function as a hub for
     the agricultural produce trade.
[03:47] Jashin
    It's no use!
[03:48] Jashin
    I run from debt collectors,
    I run from herds of cattle...
[03:51] Jashin
    All I ever do in my life is run away!
[03:54] Jashin
    I-I can't take it anymore!
[04:01] Jashin
    Beth?!
SIGN    I'm beat.
[04:04] Minos
    Well, you sure worked hard.
[04:04] Jashin
    Wait, are you a herding dog now?
[04:06] Minos
    Oh, hey, Jashin-chan.
[04:08] Jashin
    Minos?!
[04:09] Minos
    Never woulda thought we'd
    run into you here in Obihiro.
SIGN    We thought you ended up as crane food.
[04:15] Jashin
    I'll make you crane food!
SIGN    Uemon's
SIGN    Heart
[04:19] Jashin
    So...
[04:21] Jashin
    ...good!
[04:23] Hirose
    That there is honeyberry gelato.
[04:26] Hirose
    We've also got blueberry, plus other flavors
    made with milk from this here ranch.
[04:32] Jashin
    Who's the old dude?
[04:34] Minos
    Don't be rude! He's the boss of Hirose Ranch!
[04:37] Jashin
    The only Hiroses I know are
    Suzu and that 8-dan shogi player.
SIGN    What about Kohmi?
[04:42] Minos
    We got referred here from
     Osaka Farm in Kushiro.
[04:45] Minos
    I agreed to live and work
    here over the summer.
SIGN    I was brought to live and work here.
[04:51] Minos
    Beth is great at herding the cattle!
[04:53] Minos
    Hey, I know! Why don't you work
     here too to pay off your debt?
[04:57] Minos
    Suzu's about to give birth,
    so we could use the extra help.
[05:01] Jashin
    Suzu?
[05:04] Minos
    That's the mother cow's name.
[05:06] Hirose
    If you're in debt, why not work here?
[05:08] Jashin
    No thanks! I could work here for 66.6 billion
    years and still not make enough to pay it off!
[05:14] DevilA
    Jashin-chan has been in debt
    for exactly 100 days now.
[05:18] DevilA
    With interest, that means her
    debt is up to 30 billion yen.
[05:21] DevilA
    Always plan your spending wisely.
[05:24] Jashin
    Working is for the informationally inept.
SIGN    Clench
[05:26] Jashin
    What I'm after is a way to get rich quick!
[05:29] Hirose
    Yep. You're just like Minos-chan said.
[05:32] Jashin
    Well, I'm off to follow the scent of profit.
[05:37] Minos
    See ya.
SIGN    Bye-bye!
[05:44] Jashin
    The scent of profit...
SIGN    Tokachi
    Specialty
SIGN    A Marriage
    of Adzuki
    Bean Paste
    and Butter
SIGN    Tokachi
    Specialty
SIGN    A Marriage
    of Adzuki
    Bean Paste
    and Butter
[05:54] Jashin
    An Obihiro specialty... Anbatasan, huh?
SIGN    Tokachi
    Specialty
SIGN    A Marriage
    of Adzuki
    Bean Paste
    and Butter
SIGN    Tokachi
    Specialty
SIGN    A Marriage
    of Adzuki
    Bean Paste
    and Butter
[05:58] Jashin
    Let's see.
SIGN    Tokachi
    Specialty
SIGN    Tokachi
    Specialty
SIGN    Tokachi
    Specialty
SIGN    Tokachi
    Specialty
SIGN    Tokachi
    Specialty
[06:01] Jashin
    This is...
[06:02] Jashin
    The adzuki bean paste's gentle flavor and the
    butter's smooth flavor complement each other,
[06:07] Jashin
    creating what might even be
    a brand-new "flavor friendship"!
[06:10] Jashin
    Truly delicious!
[06:12] Jashin
    This... could make money.
[06:16] Jashin
    Step right up, step right up!
[06:19] Jashin
    Try out this Obihiro specialty!
    It's not Anbatasan, it's Kawabatasan!
[06:23] Kawabata
    H-Hi...
[06:24] Jashin
    Buy now for only 600 million yen!
SIGN    Kawabata-san (not chicken skin and butter)
[06:27] Jashin
    Why won't it sell?! It's Kawabatasan!
[06:30] Jashin
    Wait, Kawabata-san? Who even are you?
SIGN    Kawabata-san (not chicken skin and butter)
SIGN    Kawabata-san (not chicken skin and butter)
SIGN    Kawabata-san (not chicken skin and butter)
SIGN    Kawabata-san (not chicken skin and butter)
SIGN    Kawabata-san (not chicken skin and butter)
[06:33] Kawabata
    You're the one who brought me here!
[06:35] Jashin
    Shaddap! It's only because your name is—
[06:40] Jashin
    That smells good.
[06:42] Jashin
    It's definitely the scent of profit this time.
SIGN    Pastry Shop
SIGN    Cranberry
SIGN    Pastry Shop
SIGN    Cranberry
SIGN    Pastry Shop
SIGN    Cranberry
SIGN    Pastry Shop
SIGN    Cranberry
SIGN    Pastry Shop
SIGN    Cranberry
[06:51] Jashin
    This is good, too!
[06:53] Jashin
    What a fantastic presentation
    of the unadulterated flavor
[06:56] Jashin
    and appearance of a whole sweet potato.
[06:59] Jashin
    I'll take 'em all! Put 'em on my tab!
[07:02] Staff
    C-Come again?
[07:06] Jashin
    Buy up all of a popular product
    and resell at a higher price.
[07:09] Jashin
    Talk about riding the gravy train.
     I've even got the potatoes.
[07:12] Jashin
    Come, tourists! There are
    none of these left in the store!
[07:15] Jashin
    If you want to eat Obihiro's
    famous sweet potatoes,
[07:18] Jashin
    you'll have to pay double...
    no, six times the price!
[07:22] Jashin
    I know you're conflicted.
[07:23] Jashin
    And to me, that agony tastes oh so sweet!
[07:26] Jashin
    Keep wrestling with yourself!
SIGN    Obihiro
    Shrine
SIGN    Obihiro
    Shrine
SIGN    Obihiro
    Shrine
SIGN    Obihiro
    Shrine
SIGN    Obihiro
    Shrine
[07:49] Jashin
    I'm done reselling goods.
    It requires capital.
[07:52] Jashin
    What's a business I don't have to fund?
[07:58] Jashin
    Catching a bunch of ever-popular
    long-tailed tits and selling 'em!
[08:01] Jashin
    That's a 120% profit ratio!
[08:03] Jashin
    Hey! Hold up, you!
[08:06] Jashin
    Stupid birds!
[08:10] Pekola
    Ouch! That's dangerous, you know.
[08:14] Pekola
    Wait, you're...
[08:15] Jashin
    The angels!
[08:18] Pekola
    Honestly...
[08:19] Pekola
    What were you doing in
    a holy place like this?
[08:22] Pekola
    The gods will punish you.
[08:24] Jashin
    Ha! If they want to punish me,
     they can go ahead and try!
[08:27] Lierre
    Okay.
[08:29] Jashin
    You win.
[08:30] Lierre
    Good. I can let what you
    did in Kushiro go now.
[08:46] Lierre
    I-It's not like I care about
     fortunes or anything!
[08:49] Jashin
    Fortunes? I think I'll try my luck.
[08:53] Lierre
    W-Wait! I guess I could
    join you, if you want!
[08:59] Lierre
    Great luck!
[09:00] Poporon
    I got great luck, too!
[09:02] Pino
    Naturally.
[09:03] Pekola
    Bad luck...
[09:04] Pekola
    What did you get?
SIGN    Critical
[09:08] Jashin
    Critical.
SIGN    Critical
[09:10] Poporon
    Critical?
[09:11] Pekola
    Are you going to die?!
[09:12] Jashin
    No.
[09:16] Jashin
    Anyway, what are you four doing in Obihiro?
[09:21] Lierre
    We got paid for our work harvesting
    butterbur, so we're touring food—
[09:26] Lierre
    So we're touring power spots here in Obihiro.
[09:30] Lierre
    Obihiro Shrine is one of the top
    power spots in Hokkaido, you know.
[09:34] Lierre
    When you do this, you can just
    feel the power rising up from it!
[09:38] Jashin
    So what have you eaten?
[09:40] Pekola
    Well, we had anbatasan,
    and the sweet potatoes...
[09:43] Jashin
    Ah, yes, both fine choices.
[09:46] Pekola
    And before we came here,
[09:49] Pekola
    we went to a bakery called Mugioto.
[09:53] Jashin
    Mugioto?
SIGN    Our croquettes are made
SIGN    with 100% Tokachi-raised
SIGN    Potato and Beef
[09:57] Pekola
    The sound of seeds being sown,
     the sound of them sprouting,
[09:59] Pekola
    the sound of the harvest,
    the sound of the millstone grinding flour,
[10:03] Pekola
    the sound of bread baking...
[10:05] Pekola
    Mugioto is a store where you
    can hear all of these sounds.
[10:10] Pekola
    So many types of bread made
    with 100% Tokachi-made wheat...
[10:13] Pekola
    Bread made with salt from Tokachi,
[10:15] Pekola
    cornbread made with corn from Tokachi,
[10:17] Pekola
    Tokachi mushroom bread...
[10:19] Pekola
    Oh, just thinking of it makes Tokachi...
    I mean, makes my mouth water!
[10:23] Poporon
    Sheesh, you're such a glutton, Pekola-sama.
[10:27] Poporon
    Though that fresh-baked
    bread certainly was delicious.
[10:29] Pino
    I'd like to try making bread, too,
    instead of just sweet small stuff.
[10:33] Jashin
    Pervert.
[10:35] Lierre
    Oh, it's almost our reservation time.
[10:38] Lierre
    Enough chatter. We need to go.
[10:40] Jashin
    Excuse me, Lierre-san.
[10:42] Jashin
    Where might you be headed next?
[10:44] Lierre
    Want to come with us?
[10:46] Lierre
    I'm willing to show God's
    mercy to a pitiful devil.
[10:51] Jashin
    Are we there yet?
[10:53] Lierre
    Nearly.
[10:54] Jashin
    I'm exhausted!
[10:56] Lierre
    Almost there.
[10:58] Lierre
    We're here.
[11:02] Jashin
    That sure is one bald !
SIGN    Tempura and Local Cuisine
SIGN    Hageten
[11:06] Lierre
    An Obihiro specialty: the pork bowl.
[11:10] Lierre
    Let's eat.
[11:12] Three
    Let's eat.
[11:14] Lierre
    It's so good!
[11:16] Pekola
    How blessed we are!
[11:18] Poporon
    How blessed our mouths are, you mean.
[11:20] Pino
    Delicious!
[11:23] Jashin
    That was tasty.
[11:24] Shimizu
    Hi there! I'm just a
    passing Shimizu Hiroyasu!
[11:28] Shimizu
    Can't believe I ran into you guys here!
[11:30] Shimizu
    So how'd you like the pork bowls?
[11:32] Jashin
    Y-Yeah, they were amazing.
[11:34] Shimizu
    Good to hear!
[11:36] Shimizu
    By the way, have you
    been to Ban'ei Tokachi yet?
[11:39] Jashin
    Ban'ei Tokachi?
[11:40] Shimizu
    The horse race track.
[11:41] Jashin
    Horse racing?!
[11:42] Shimizu
    Races there aren't like typical horse races.
[11:44] Shimizu
    The draft horse that bit you earlier,
    Musashikoma, used to race there.
[11:49] Shimizu
    Oh, "draft horses" are
    horses that pull carts or sleds.
[11:49] Jashin
    All right! Time to get rich quick
    at the races and pay off my debt!
[11:52] Shimizu
    Unlike the typical—
[11:54] Yurine
    She's got us searching all over the place.
[11:58] Yurine
    Where the heck did she go?
[12:02] Yurine
    She's honestly such a headache.
[12:04] Jashin
    Indeed!
SIGN    Dropkick on My Devil!!! X
[12:09] Medusa
    Um...
[12:10] Yurine
    Yes!
[12:11] Yurine
    Seriously, though, where'd
    that Jashin-chan wander off to?
SIGN    Dinos
SIGN    Dinos
SIGN    Obihiro
SIGN    Obihiro
SIGN    A Bench 400m Long
[12:18] Jashin
    I ate too much...
[12:21] Jashin
    Where's that race track, anyway?
[12:26] Minos
    These 100% beef Hamburg steaks made with
    Toyonishi beef from Toyonishi Farm are great!
SIGN    Please
SIGN    Do not touch,
    we are very fragile
SIGN    Yep!
[12:32] Minos
    And this curry's loaded with
    Toyonishi beef, too! It's awesome!
SIGN    Yep!
SIGN    Working sure makes you hungry, huh?
SIGN     Toyonishi
    Beef Curry
SIGN     Toyonishi
    Beef Curry
[12:38] Minos
    Yep!
SIGN     Toyonishi
    Beef Curry
[12:39] Hirose
    Hey!
SIGN     Toyonishi
    Beef Curry
SIGN     Toyonishi
    Beef Curry
SIGN     Toyonishi
    Beef Curry
SIGN     Toyonishi
    Beef Curry
SIGN     Toyonishi
    Beef Curry
[12:40] Hirose
    Suzu's about to have her baby.
SIGN    Really?!
SIGN    Next Race
SIGN    Odds
SIGN    Odds
SIGN    Time
SIGN    Ban'ei
    Tokachi
[13:03] DevilA
    Ban'ei Tokachi is the only race
    track of its kind in the world.
[13:06] DevilA
    In the days of Hokkaido's colonization,
    draft horses worked on farms—
[13:09] Shimizu
    And here, those draft
    horses pull heavy sleds.
[13:12] Shimizu
    These races test their
    power, speed, and stamina!
[13:15] Yusa
    Anyone for gelato?
    Get your Uemon's Heart gelato here!
[13:20] Guy
    Hey, I'll take one!
[13:21] Yusa
    Sure!
[13:22] Guy
    Mm, that's ice-cold!
[13:25] Jashin
    My "Get Rich Quick with Horses"
    live show: Ban'ei Tokachi!
[13:29] Jashin
    I'm gonna turn my whole life around!
[13:32] Jashin
    All right! Go get 'em!
[13:37] Jashin
    Draft horses...
[13:40] Jashin
    pull heavy sleds...
[13:43] Jashin
    over barren wastelands...
[13:51] Jashin
    That horse...
[13:54] Jashin
    ...is me.
[13:55] Jashin
    While walking the
    rigorous path that is life,
[13:58] Jashin
    even if you fall, and no
    matter how many times...
[13:59] Jashin
    Get up! Get up! Get up!
[14:02] Jashin
    ...you get up and keep moving.
[14:09] Jashin
    That's right! You have to keep moving!
[14:13] Jashin
    You...
[14:15] Jashin
    ...are me!
[14:16] Jashin
    Go!
SIGN    m 0 0 l 100 0 100 100 0 100
SIGN    Ban'ei Tokachi Races
[14:23] Jashin
    How the hell could you come dead last?!
[14:25] Jashin
    I bet on you to win that race!
    What're you gonna do for me now?!
SIGN    UGLY
SIGN    Tokachimura
SIGN    Tokachimura
SIGN    Tokachimura
SIGN    Tokachimura
SIGN    Tokachimura
[14:32] Jashin
    I'm betting every yen
    I have on the next race!
[14:35] Jashin
    Ban'ei Tokachi is a live
    comeback show for horses!
[14:38] Jashin
    I'm gonna make a comeback, too!
[14:40] Horse God
    You want to make a comeback?
[14:43] Jashin
    Wh-What's that voice?
[14:46] Horse God
    You want money?
[14:49] Jashin
    Yes...
[14:51] Horse God
    Then, I will lend you my money...
    I mean, my strength.
[14:56] Jashin
    Thank you, God!
[15:03] Guys
    Who's our draft horse?! Who's our
    draft horse?! Who's our draft horse?!
[15:08] Guys
    The number one draft horse!
[15:10] Guys
    The strongest and fastest of them all!
[15:12] Guys
    Who's that horse?!
[15:14] Jashin
    Draft Horse Jashin-chan!
[15:17] Jashin
    It's me!
[15:18] JockeyA
    Huh?
[15:23] Minos
    Come on, girl!
[15:26] Jashin
    I am the strongest draft horse.
[15:28] Jashin
    I've bet all 5,000 yen I have
    on my one-in-600-million odds.
[15:32] Jashin
    I'm gonna win this, no matter what!
[15:34] Commentator
    We had a bit of trouble getting
    everyone to the starting gate,
[15:37] Commentator
    but it looks like we'll
    be able to start the race.
[15:39] Jashin
    I won't just win this race!
[15:41] Jashin
    I will be victorious in
    the race known as life!
[15:48] Hirose
    Ah, here we go.
[15:49] Commentator
    All the horses have left the gate.
SIGN    Hang in there, Suzu!
[15:53] Hirose
    What?
[15:53] Commentator
    No. 3, Almond Almond, and No. 5,
    Hokkenotio, are over the first obstacle.
[15:59] Commentator
    Right behind them is No. 4,
    Draft Horse Jashin-chan.
[16:02] Jashin
    I won't give up!
SIGN    Is she okay?!
[16:06] Hirose
    Nothin' to worry about.
[16:08] Commentator
    The riders are coming up
    to the second obstacle.
[16:10] Minos
    Suzu! Hee, hee, hoo! Hee, hee...
[16:14] Jashin
    Hoo!
[16:15] Commentator
    The second obstacle is cleared
    and the race is nearing its end.
[16:18] Commentator
    No. 3, Almond Almond,
    remains in the lead,
[16:21] Commentator
    followed by No. 5, Hokkenotio.
[16:23] Commentator
    Close behind are No. 7,
    Ahonen, and No. 8, Payanen.
[16:27] Commentator
    What's this? No. 4, Draft Horse
    Jashin-chan, is coming up fast!
[16:30] Commentator
    She's right behind the leader now!
[16:33] Commentator
    The post is just up ahead!
    Who will be first to pass it?
[16:34] Hirose
    Come on!
[16:35] Commentator
    Almond Almond! Draft Horse Jashin-chan!
[16:37] Commentator
    Almond Almond! Draft Horse
    Jashin-chan! Almond Almond!
[16:40] Minos
    Suzu!
[16:41] Minos
    You're in the home stretch!
[16:53] Minos
    You did so well, Suzu! It's a girl!
SIGN    Boss, do you have a name for the calf yet?
[17:00] Hirose
    Yeah.
[17:03] Hirose
    It's Alice.
[17:10] Minos
    Alice!
[17:13] Minos
    Thank you... for being born.
[17:22] Commentator
    Oh? Did Draft Horse Jashin-chan run
    out of steam just before the finish line?
[17:26] Commentator
    She's stopped dead in her tracks.
[17:27] Commentator
    Passing her to finish first
    is No. 3, Almond Almond.
[17:30] Commentator
    In second, No. 5, Hokkenotio.
[17:40] Jashin
    Flight makes right!
[17:42] Commentator
    What's this? Draft Horse Jashin-chan has
    suddenly taken off in the wrong direction!
[17:45] Jashin
    Why?! Why?! Why?!
[17:45] Commentator
    She's abandoning the race and
    running away! This is unprecedented!
[17:49] Commentator
    She just blasted through the
    gate and exited the track!
[17:52] Commentator
    And there goes the watchtower, too!
[17:55] Jashin
    Why is this happening?!
[17:59] Jashin
    I was so close! I was so close
    to getting three trillion...
[18:05] Jashin
    ...yen!
[18:11] Jashin
    I finally lost them.
[18:13] Jashin
    And ran here without
    paying any attention...
[18:15] Jashin
    Where... am I?
[18:20] Jashin
    Is it Heaven? Did I die?
[18:26] Jashin
    The angels!
[18:28] Jashin
    So this really is Heaven?
[18:29] Pekola
    It's Manabe Garden.
[18:31] Lierre
    You were chased here
    by debt collectors, right?
SIGN    Manabe
    Garden
[18:34] Lierre
    We're going camping. Want to come with us?
[18:36] Lierre
    Call it God's mercy.
[18:37] Jashin
    God! Buddha! Lierre-sama!
SIGN    Shiriporori Campground
SIGN    This Way
SIGN    You are...
SIGN    Wild
     Rabbits
[19:07] Minos
    Oh, Jashin-chan?
SIGN    Poporon-chan and the other angels, too!
[19:11] Jashin
    Hey, it's you two.
[19:14] Minos
    You guys camping, too?
[19:15] Lierre
    Yes.
SIGN    It's my first time camping!
SIGN    Let's have fun, Poporon-chan!
[19:19] Poporon
    Y-Yeah...
[19:20] Minos
    Barbecues, campfires...
    This is gonna be a blast!
[19:25] Jashin
    Need some firewood?
    Just 60,000 yen a bundle!
[19:30] Yurine
    I finally find you, and
    you're doing what, exactly?
[19:41] Jashin
    Save me!
[19:43] Jashin
    Anyone! I'll even take
    someone from Hell Financing!
[19:46] Medusa
    I'm so glad you're okay, Jashin-chan!
[19:48] Jashin
    How am I okay?!
[19:49] DevilA
    Campfires are actually prohibited here.
[19:52] Jashin
    That's not the problem!
[19:54] Jashin
    Whatever! I need to put the fire out!
[19:56] Yur
    Wait, stupid...
[20:00] Jashin
    Hot! Hot! Hot! Hot!
[20:00] Yurine
    There's no saving someone that dumb.
[20:02] Jashin
    My feet are on fire!
[20:03] Medusa
    J-Jashin-chan...
[20:05] III
    There she is!
[20:07] III
    It's Jashin-chan!
[20:08] Jashin
    Ack! They really showed up!
[20:10] Jashin
    I have to get away... But it's so hot...
[20:13] Jashin
    But I have to run... But it's hot...
[20:15] Jashin
    But... S-Someone... Help... Help...
[20:19] III
    Hold it!
[20:19] Medusa
    Jashin-chan!
[20:23] Jashin
    Why won't anyone... Why?! Why?!
[20:26] Jashin
    Why is this happening?!
SIGN    Obihiro Arc
SIGN    FIN
[22:21] Jashin
    That soaks into every fiber of my being!
[22:25] Jashin
    I wasn't able to make any money at all.
[22:28] Jashin
    In fact, I'm even deeper in debt.
SIGN    Kohitsuji
[22:35] Jashin
    Yum!
[22:43] Jashin
    Basha Bar?
[22:49] Jashin
    That wasn't so bad.
[22:55] Jashin
    Time to say goodbye.
[22:57] Jashin
    So long, Obihiro!
[23:10] Mei
    I'm the supercop of the Banzaibashi
    Police Department, Tachibana Mei!
[23:15] Mei
    The Shimabara Rebellion
     was a major uprising
[23:18] Mei
    that occurred at Hara
    Castle in Minamishimabara!
SIGN    Hara Castle Ruins
SIGN    Hara Castle Ruins
[23:21] Mei
    Next time on Dropkick
    on My Devil!! X, episode 8:
[23:24] Mei
    "Riding a Dolphin Into Chaos."
[23:26] Mei
    Excitement and thrills
     in Minamishimabara!
[23:29] Mei
    This all sounds very relatable!
    Right, Orochimaru?!
[23:34] Mei
    L! O! V! E! Lovely Orochimaru!

Season 3 - Dropkick on My Devil!!! X

E8 - Riding a Dolphin Into Chaos

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[00:09] Jashin
    Where am I?!
SIGN    Natural Monument
SIGN    Sea
    Fig
    Tree
SIGN    Cluster
[01:42] Jashin
    Natural Monument... Sea Fig Tree Cluster?
[01:52] Kajiwara
    The trees are probably about 300 years old.
[01:55] Kajiwara
    About twenty wild Japanese
    sea fig trees grow here,
[02:00] Kajiwara
    Jashin-chan-kun.
[02:03] Jashin
    What a fine old tree.
[02:04] Kajiwara
    Hey! Stop that, Jashin-chan-kun!
[02:07] Kajiwara
    You're so rambunctious.
[02:10] Kajiwara
    Look into the tree cavity like this.
[02:13] Jashin
    Cavity?
[02:16] Jashin
    Wait, is this...
[02:21] Jashin
    A heart!
[02:23] Kajiwara
    Yes, in other words...
[02:26] Kajiwara
    Love.
[02:31] Kajiwara
    No matter what painful things
    you go through, this land loves you.
[02:36] Jashin
    Love...
[02:38] Jashin
    Even for someone like me,
    who's always on the run...
[02:41] Kajiwara
    "Live facing south."
[02:43] Kajiwara
    It's this town's catchphrase.
[02:46] Kajiwara
    Never look back. Face the sun like a
    sunflower, and live a strong, sunny life.
[02:53] Jashin
    Like a sunflower...
[02:55] Jashin
    By the way, what town is this?
[02:58] Jashin
    Where are we?
[02:59] Kajiwara
    It's Minamishimabara
     in Nagasaki Prefecture.
[03:03] Kajiwara
    Nagasaki?!
[03:04] DevilA
    Yes, this is Minamishimabara, on the southern
     tip of the Shimabara Peninsula in Nagasaki.
SIGN    Minamishimabara, Nagasaki
[03:10] DevilA
    It's a picturesque area with a rich history
    and a population of about 450,000.
[03:16] Jashin
    I can't believe I drifted this far
     from Musashikoma on a single kick.
[03:21] Jashin
    Still, changing the way I live now
    won't change the fact that I'm in debt.
[03:31] Lierre
    No one's watching, right?
[03:33] Lierre
    Okay!
[03:53] Jashin
    What are you doing?
[03:55] Lierre
    Good. No safety issues.
[03:58] Lierre
    Safety checks are very important.
[04:01] Lierre
    Oh, you were here?
[04:03] Jashin
    Was that fun?
[04:05] Lierre
    Wh-What are you talking about?
    I was just inspecting the facilities.
SIGN    Smirk
SIGN    Smirk
SIGN    Smirk
[04:11] Lierre
    What are you doing in
    Minamishimabara, anyway?
[04:14] Jashin
    What about you? Did you come to see me again?
[04:18] Lierre
    No, I'm here to see some old friends.
[04:21] Jashin
    Aw, you think that highly of me?
SIGN    Orochimaru
SIGN    Orochimaru
SIGN    Orochimaru
SIGN    Orochimaru
SIGN    Orochimaru
[04:30] Lierre
    Why did you come with me?
[04:32] Jashin
    If we're here together anyway,
    it's easier to travel together.
[04:35] Captain
    Jashin-chan-san, Lierre-san,
    they're in sight now.
[04:44] Lierre
    Wow, wild dolphins! And so many of them!
[04:49] Lierre
    S-So cute!
SIGN    Kuchinotsu Sightseeing Boat Tours
SIGN    Dolphin
SIGN    Watching
[04:57] Lierre
    That's so cool!
[04:59] Jashin
    Maybe I'm due for an image change...
[05:02] Dolphin
    You want to change?
[05:04] Dolphin
    You want to live a south-facing life?
[05:07] Jashin
    H-Huh?
[05:09] Dolphin
    Try landing one yourself!
[05:12] Lierre
    What's wrong?
[05:16] Jashin
    Devil Fusion!
[05:20] Lierre
    Wh-What's going on?!
[05:23] Jashin
    Dolphinkick on My Devil!
[05:28] Tourist
    Hey, I saw a dolphin jump over there!
[05:31] Tourist
    Aren't dolphins cute?
[05:34] Lierre
    Uh-huh.
[05:35] Jashin
    I'm cute, too. And cool.
[05:38] Lierre
    Not as much as dolphins, obviously.
[05:41] Jashin
    So were these dolphins the
    old friends you came to see?
[05:45] Lierre
    Of course not.
[05:47] Jashin
    You just wanted to go dolphin-watching?
[05:49] Lierre
    No! This was just on the way!
[05:53] Lierre
    My friends can't be reached on foot.
[05:57] Lierre
    Would you give me a ride?
[06:07] Lierre
    Thank you.
[06:10] Jashin
    I could've given you a
    ride if you'd just asked.
[06:15] Lierre
    Look, I can see them.
[06:19] Jashin
    Where are they? All I see are mountains.
[06:23] Lierre
    You're not human. Try opening
    those supernatural eyes of yours.
[06:34] Jashin
    Eek! A giant!
[06:37] Lierre
    That's Misogoro.
[06:38] Lierre
    He loves miso, so in return for some,
[06:41] Lierre
    he clears paths through the
    mountains and helps on farms.
SIGN    Yushima
[06:45] Lierre
    It's said Goro was the one who made Yushima
    Island, which has more cats than people.
[06:53] Misogoro
    Well, if it isn't Lierre-sama!
[06:56] Misogoro
    It's been centuries!
[06:58] Lierre
    Hi, Goro. How've you been?
[07:00] Misogoro
    Great. Glad to see you looking well, too.
[07:05] Misogoro
    Unusual to see you with a devil, though.
[07:09] Misogoro
    Pleased to meet you.
[07:10] Jashin
    Well, how kind of you...
[07:13] Misogoro
    My name is Misogoro.
[07:17] Jashin
    H-He's huge!
[07:19] Jashin
    Lierre has a giant like this on her side?
[07:25] Jashin
    Misogoro, I have nothing against you!
[07:27] Jashin
    But if you intend to stand in
    the way of my south-facing life,
[07:31] Jashin
    you must die!
SIGN    Not
SIGN    Following
[07:34] Jashin
    Take this!
[07:36] Jashin
    Jashin-chan Dolphinkick!
[07:40] Jashin
    Ouch!
[07:41] Misogoro
    What was that? Did something just hit me?
[07:45] Lierre
    Don't worry about it.
[07:50] Jashin
    Francisco!
[07:54] Jashin
    Ow...
[07:56] Jashin
    What's this place?
[08:03] Shiro
    Who are you?
[08:08] Shiro
    This is a World Heritage Site,
    a place recognized on a global level:
[08:11] Shiro
    the Hara Castle Ruins.
SIGN    Hara Castle Ruins
SIGN    Hara Castle Ruins
[08:15] Jashin
    Who are you three?
[08:17] Shiro
    I am Shiro. Amakusa Shiro.
[08:20] Jashin
    Shiro? Are you one of Lierre's friends, too?
[08:25] Shiro
    You know Lierre-sama?
[08:32] Kid
    Take that!
[08:33] Miku
    Oh, no! You got me!
SIGN    ————————————
SIGN    Ayugaeri Falls
[08:37] Kyon
    Doesn't this feel great, Onee-chan?
[08:40] Ran
    The best. It's so nice and cool.
[08:42] Yurine
    Hey, you're all here.
[08:44] Medusa
    Hi.
[08:45] Kyon
    Aiya! Yurine-nee!
[08:47] Ran
    Medusa-chan!
SIGN    Scoop*!*
SIGN    Shimabara
    Tenobe Somen
[08:52] Kyon
    Today, we're reporting on
    a somen chute in Shimabara.
[08:55] Kyon
    Take a look! This is the somen that
    comprises 30% of the market share in Japan:
[09:00] Kyon
    Shimabara Tenobe Somen!
[09:02] Kyon
    There are many theories about how
    it got started, but most say islanders
SIGN    Okayama
SIGN    Hyogo
SIGN    Kagawa
[09:06] Kyon
    from Shodo Island brought it with them to
    Shimabara after the Shimabara Rebellion.
SIGN    Okayama
SIGN    Hyogo
SIGN    Kagawa
SIGN    Okayama
SIGN    Kagawa
[09:11] Kyon
    The Shimabara Rebellion is also known
    as the Shimabara-Amakusa Rebellion.
[09:14] Yurine
    They're really firm and tasty.
[09:15] KyonRan
    That concludes our on-the-scene report!
[09:16] Medusa
    I've never had somen like this before.
[09:19] Yurine
    This place is nice. Nature's all around us.
[09:21] Ran
    We were traveling around Japan
    looking for delicious noodles.
[09:25] Kyon
    What are you two doing in Shimabara?
[09:28] Medusa
    We're looking for Jashin-chan.
[09:31] Yurine
    We followed the GPS tracker
    I embedded in her a while ago.
[09:36] Kyon
    Oh...
[09:37] Ran
    Hey, want some more somen?
[09:39] Yurine
    Yeah.
[09:40] Kyon
    Hello! Seconds for six, please!
[09:43] Ran
    Bài tuō le!
[09:45] Jashin
    She looks just like Pekola.
[09:48] Shiro
    Who is this Pekola?
[09:49] Jashin
    And they're Poporon and Pino.
[09:51] BigSis
    What are you talking about?
[09:54] BigSis
    I'm Shiro-sama's older sister.
[09:56] LilSis
    And I'm Shiro-sama's younger sister.
[09:58] Jashin
    Are you sure you're not Pekola?
[10:00] Shiro
    Stop that! I'm just Shiro!
[10:06] Jashin
    It looks nothing like you.
[10:07] Shiro
    Isn't that true of most statues?
[10:09] Jashin
    Prove it, then.
[10:12] Jashin
    If you truly are Amakusa Shiro,
[10:15] Jashin
    can you walk across the sea?
[10:17] Jashin
    Show me one of your miracles.
[10:20] Shiro
    My powers cannot be used willy-nilly.
[10:24] Jashin
    You liar.
[10:25] Shiro
    How rude. I'll see that you
    suffer divine punishment for that.
[10:28] Jashin
    The only suffering you can cause is diarrhea.
[10:31] Jashin
    Messiah!
[10:33] Jashin
    I-I'm sorry I doubted you.
[10:35] Shiro
    As long as you understand.
[10:38] Shiro
    Dangojima Island looks so green again today.
[10:40] BigSis
    Indeed.
[10:41] LilSis
    Apparently, it's known as
     "Yushima Island" now.
[10:44] BigSis
    Takes you back to days long past, doesn't it?
[10:47] Jashin
    So are you, like, spirits
    bound to this place or what?
[10:50] Jashin
    Is your grudge over the extermination of
    your family keeping you from passing on?
[10:56] Shiro
    It's nothing like that.
[10:58] Shiro
    It's true that we led a rebellion because
    we were fed up with overtaxation
[11:03] Shiro
    and religious oppression.
[11:05] Shiro
    Following the battle between Shimabara
    and the Karatsu Domain, we were subjugated
[11:09] Shiro
    and lost our lives here.
[11:12] Shiro
    I'm sure human hearts would hold a grudge.
    But when we died, we became martyrs.
[11:20] Shiro
    I'd say we were actually blessed.
[11:22] Shiro
    We transformed into barley.
[11:25] Shiro
    A single barley seed bound so many
    fruits together through our deaths.
[11:30] Shiro
    We watched from Paradise as the
    people learned to accept one another.
[11:36] Shiro
    Why would we bear a grudge against them?
[11:39] Shiro
    We came to Earth today to
    fulfill plans to meet someone.
[11:43] Jashin
    Meet someone?
[11:44] Shiro
    Yes, Lierre-sama said
    she was coming to visit.
[11:47] Shiro
    Come to think of it,
    you mentioned Lierre-sama earlier.
[11:50] Jashin
    Oh, yeah, she was with me
    until right before I got here.
[11:53] Jashin
    Lierre-san is...
[11:54] Mei
    Orochimaru!
[11:56] Mei
    I missed you! I missed you!
     I missed you! I missed you so much!
[12:02] Jashin
    Mei?!
[12:02] Mei
    I can't believe I ran into you on my vacation!
[12:04] Mei
    I guess you really feel
    the way I feel, Orochimaru!
[12:08] Jashin
    I do not!
[12:09] Mei
    Aw, you don't have to be shy!
[12:12] Jashin
    Someone save me! Please!
[12:14] Shiro
    U-Um...
[12:15] BigSis
    What shall we do?
[12:16] LilSis
    I'm not quite sure what's going on.
[12:19] Jashin
    Damn it! I don't care who helps me,
     as long as someone does!
[12:22] III
    I heard her!
[12:23] IV
    This way!
[12:24] III
    There she is! It's Jashin-chan!
[12:25] IV
    We'll get her this time!
[12:27] Jashin
    Ack! Not you guys, though!
    I take back what I said!
[12:31] Shiro
    This has grown more complicated...
[12:33] Jashin
    Mei! Those guys want to
    take me away! Help me!
[12:37] Mei
    Orochimaru...
[12:39] Mei
    What? You need my help?
[12:43] Jashin
    That's right!
[12:44] Jashin
    I'm begging you, Mei! Help me!
[12:49] Mei
    Did you guys hear that?!
    Orochimaru asked for my help!
[12:55] Mei
    The supercop of the
    Banzaibashi Police Department,
[12:58] Mei
    Tachibana Mei, will protect Orochimaru!
[13:00] IV
    Whoa, watch it!
[13:02] Mei
    Don't move! I can't hit you!
[13:04] III
    H-Hang on!
[13:07] IV
    Withdraw for now! Call for backup!
[13:09] III
    Right!
[13:11] Jashin
    You saved me.
[13:12] Shiro
    Modern firearms can fire so
    many shots in quick succession.
[13:15] BigSis
    I don't think that's right.
[13:17] LilSis
    You should return the money you borrowed.
[13:20] Jashin
    They'll be back for sure.
[13:22] BigSis
    Of course they will. You owe them money.
[13:25] Jashin
    Mei! You're the only one who can protect me!
[13:29] Jashin
    Please! Protect me...
    Protect your Orochimaru!
[13:33] Mei
    Oh, say that again!
[13:35] Jashin
    Please!
[13:38] Mei
    Okay! I'll protect you
    with everything I have!
[13:42] Jashin
    Thank you, Mei!
[13:46] Shiro
    What exactly are Shiro and
    her sisters watching right now?
[13:49] Mei
    Shiro?
[13:51] Mei
    Shiro?!
[13:52] Mei
    Of course! The castle!
[13:54] Mei
    Not Hara Castle, but...
SIGN    Castle
SIGN    Castle
SIGN    Hara
SIGN    Hara
SIGN    Natsuko (Miss)
SIGN    Natsuko (Miss)
[13:56] Mei
    Miss Hara Natsuko!
SIGN    Castle
SIGN    Castle
SIGN    Natsuko (Miss)
SIGN    Natsuko (Miss)
SIGN    Under
SIGN    Under
SIGN    Construction
SIGN    Construction
[13:59] Mei
    Check this out! I'll get all
     the cultists of the world
SIGN    Southward
[14:02] Mei
    to gather at Hara Natsuko
    Castle and keep them there!
[14:05] LilSis
    Just repay your debt.
[14:07] MobA
    I'm a cultist, but why am I here?
[14:08] MobB
    I'm a cultist, but...
[14:08] MobC
    I'm a cultist, but still...
[14:10] MobD
    I just want to support Per-chan.
[14:11] MobG
    My favorite's Yamada Marina-chan.
    She's from Fukuoka.
[14:12] MobE
    Her actress is my favorite!
[14:13] MobF
    I'm a fan of Yusa Koji-sama.
[14:15] DevilA
    I heard that.
[14:17] Chiba
    Doesn't that girl look like Noel-chan?
[14:19] Ozaki
    She's a dead ringer for her!
[14:21] Hashira
    I'm so glad we came to Minamishimabara!
[14:25] Mei
    Yep! It looks great on you!
[14:27] Jashin
    You think so?
[14:28] Mei
    You're a savior now!
[14:30] Jashin
    A savior?
[14:32] Shiro
    Why did we get dragged into this?
[14:35] LilSis
    It's a terrible hassle.
[14:37] Jashin
    A savior...
[14:38] Jashin
    That's right! I'm the savior
    who can save the heretics!
[14:42] Jashin
    Jashin-chan the Savior!
[14:44] Mei
    You go, Orochimaru!
[14:45] LilSis
    More like a devil king, I'd say...
[14:47] Medusa
    Jashin-chan!
[14:52] Medusa
    Stop running away from Hell Financing!
[14:54] Medusa
    You should do honest work to
    repay your debt! Okay?
[14:57] Misogoro
    Gosh, what a nice castle.
[15:01] Lierre
    What's even going on here?
[15:03] Mei
    That's...
[15:04] Mei
    Monochrome!
[15:05] Ran
    Kyon-Kyon!
[15:09] Kyon
    Don't worry! I'll protect you, Onee-chan!
[15:12] Jashin
    Hear me, humans!
[15:14] Jashin
    I am Jashin-chan the Savior.
[15:16] Jashin
    I have descended to join my
    cultists in rebuilding this world!
[15:19] Jashin
    I will be the god of a new world!
[15:22] Medusa
    You're a devil, though...
[15:23] Yurine
    Stop making trouble for
    everyone and surrender already.
[15:26] Jashin
    Listen to me!
[15:28] Jashin
    This is a rebellion.
     We're going to do everything over.
[15:31] Jashin
    Here at Hara Natsuko Castle,
    I have risen to action!
[15:34] Mei
    And Monochrome is our emblem!
[15:37] Ran
    Huh?! What?!
[15:38] Jashin
    That's right! This is the
    Minamishimabara Rebellion Ran-Ran!
[15:43] Kyon
    Onee-chan?!
[15:46] Kyon
    When did those humans do this?!
[15:48] Jashin
    See that? That's the power of my cultists!
[15:51] Yurine
    That's just kidnapping.
SIGN    The Ran-Ran Rescue Squad
SIGN    -
SIGN    -
SIGN    -
SIGN    Kidnapping is a Crime
[15:56] Yurine
    I swear... You're not going to
    understand until you get punished.
[16:00] Lierre
    I don't like fighting, but I'll back you up.
[16:03] Kyon
    Grr! Give Onee-chan back!
[16:06] Medusa
    G-Go easy on them, okay?
[16:08] Medusa
    Okay? Okay?
[16:09] Yurine
    I hope you're ready, Jashin-chan!
[16:12] Jashin
    Uh, where'd you just pull
    that katana from, exactly?
[16:15] Lierre
    Let's go!
[16:16] All
    Yeah!
[16:20] MobI
    H-Here they come!
[16:30] Jashin
    Kyon-Kyon's gone berserk...
[16:45] Jashin
    Cultists shouldn't be letting
    a god save them, damn it!
[16:48] Jashin
    I'll destroy all of them.
[16:50] Jashin
    Open the gunports!
[16:54] Jashin
    Fire!
[17:01] Ozaki
    Should we really be doing this?
[17:03] Hashira
    Yeah, what if someone gets hurt?
[17:05] Chiba
    No.
[17:06] Chiba
    There's no going back now.
[17:08] Chiba
    We have to do this for her sake...
[17:11] Chiba
    Yes! For the girl who
    looks just like Noel-chan!
SIGN    Doesn't Matter Who It Is Anymore
[17:15] LilSis
    They've damaged the castle walls.
[17:15] BigSis
    Who is Noel-san?
[17:25] Three
    Eek!
[17:26] Yurine
    I just cut something disgusting.
[17:31] Jashin
    The cannons...
[17:33] Jashin
    Yurine?!
[17:35] Jashin
    Tch, in that case...
[17:38] Jashin
    Shiro, you're going to be my barley.
[17:42] Jashin
    Move a muscle, and we're both
    Paradise-bound! That what you want?
[17:46] Yurine
    So she knows she's losing.
[17:49] Lierre
    Paradise will never welcome a devil.
[17:52] Lierre
    This has turned into
    quite the reunion, Shiro.
[17:55] Shiro
    Lierre-sama!
[17:59] Jashin
    M-My sword!
[18:04] Ran
    Kyon—
[18:09] Jashin
    Stopped it with her teeth.
[18:10] Mei
    Stopped it with her teeth.
[18:17] Mei
    Monochrome!
[18:23] Ran
    Kyon-Kyon, no!
[18:24] Kyon
    Huh? Onee-chan, when did you...
[18:27] Jashin
    She was just on a rampage,
     oblivious to everything?
[18:29] Yurine
    Jashin-chan, just give it up.
[18:34] Lierre
    Accept your fate.
[18:36] Jashin
    Y-Yes, my situation does seem dire.
[18:39] Jashin
    But...
[18:40] Jashin
    But I still have one trick up my sleeve!
[18:42] Jashin
    Sorry, debt collectors! I'm making my escape!
[18:45] Yurine
    You just keep making the
    same mistake over and over.
[18:49] Jashin
    Sacrifice yourself for me, Yurine!
[18:51] Jashin
    I'll escape to Hell, and the
    slate will be wiped clean!
[18:54] Jashin
    This is what it means to "live facing south."
    Right, old dude who appeared at the beginning?
[18:59] Kajiwara
    No, it's not.
[19:00] Jashin
    I'll kill Yurine, and my
    mission will be complete!
[19:15] Medusa
    J-J-J-J-Jashin-chan!
[19:18] Yurine
    So, on that note...
[19:20] Yurine
    Everyone, to prove you're not cultists, step on
     this image of the cult leader before you go.
[19:26] Jashin
    Watch where you're stepping, damn it!
[19:28] MobJ
    Ooh! Jashin-chan yelled at me!
[19:31] MobK
    I never would've thought we'd get
    to step on the real Jashin-chan!
[19:34] Jashin
    I'm not an image!
    I'm the real deal! Don't step on me!
[19:37] MobL
    Squee!
[19:38] Lierre
    Is this really proving anything?
[19:38] MonM
    I didn't get to step on her at the
    bookstore in Jinbocho, so this is great!
[19:39] Yurine
    Ah, I'd say it's fine.
[19:41] Medusa
    Jashin-chan...
[19:42] Mei
    Orochimaru, look what's happened to you...
[19:45] Misogoro
    Hm? She's been stepped on so much,
    she looks like some kind of dough.
[19:49] Medusa
    Huh? Dough?
[19:51] MobN
    That looks like it feels good!
[19:51] Misogoro
    We should have an artisan take a look at her.
[19:55] Medusa
    What do you think?
[19:56] Nouchi
    This is some nice dough. Let's use it.
[19:59] Jashin
    Huh?
[20:00] Nouchi
    We start by rolling it flat.
[20:03] Nouchi
    Once stretched thin, we hang them up,
     and once they've matured...
[20:07] Nouchi
    We pull them apart, hang them up
     in banners to dry, and then...
[20:12] Nouchi
    The Jashin-chan somen is complete.
[20:14] Jashin
    Wait, how'd this even happen?!
[20:16] Nouchi
    When boiling them, keep an eye on the time.
[20:18] Nouchi
    Avoid adding more water, but adjust the
    heat slightly to make them taste better.
[20:23] All
    They look tasty!
[20:24] Jashin
    Nothing about this looks tasty!
[20:26] Medusa
    Jashin-chan...
[20:26] Mei
    Orochimaru will become part of
    my body and live with me forever!
[20:27] Shiro
    Delicious!
[20:28] BigSis
    It truly is.
[20:29] LilSis
    Yes.
[20:30] KyonRan
    Hao chi!
[20:31] Jashin
    Stop eating me!
[20:33] Yurine
    Minamishimabara sure is a nice place.
[20:40] Jashin
    That was traumatic.
[20:42] Jashin
    They could make a movie out
    of my escape from Mei's stomach.
[20:42] Medusa
    Jashin-chan, why don't you
    give up and just work? I'll help you.
[20:48] Jashin
    To work is to lose! I've made up my mind!
[20:51] Jashin
    I'll never look back. I'm going to
    live facing south, like a sunflower.
[20:56] Jashin
    Minamishimabara taught me that.
[20:59] Yurine
    You couldn't have
    distorted that lesson more.
[21:01] I
    Listen, Jashin-chan-kun...
[21:05] II
    Would you just let us catch you already?
[21:13] III
    She ran off!
[21:15] III
    But that way leads to the ocean!
[21:16] IV
    There's nowhere to run!
[21:17] 1234
    What?!
[21:19] I
    She's running across the water!
[21:20] II
    Like Amakusa Shiro!
[21:22] Yurine
    Hey! Why are you taking us with you?
[21:24] Medusa
    Jashin-chan?
[21:25] Jashin
    I won't run anymore! I won't look back!
     I won't get caught, and I won't work, either!
[21:29] Jashin
    I'll get away from these guys for good!
[21:33] Jashin
    Live facing south!
[21:35] Medusa
    But you're heading west!
[23:10] Medusa
    Hi! It's Medusa!
[23:12] Medusa
    This lavender field is beautiful!
    Purple as far as the eye can see!
[23:17] Medusa
    Next time on Dropkick
    on My Devil!! X, episode 9:
[23:21] Medusa
    "Lavender-Colored Eyes
    Misting Over in Furano."
[23:24] Medusa
    What? It's the same color
    as my eyes, you say?
[23:27] Medusa
    Come and take a closer look.
[23:30] Medusa
    You all just turned to ash!
[23:33] Medusa
    You want to know why I'm so excited?
[23:35] Medusa
    You'll have to wait until
    next week to find out!

Season 3 - Dropkick on My Devil!!! X

E9 - Lavender-Colored Eyes Misting Over in Furano

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[00:03] Yurine
    I never would've guessed we'd be going
    back to Hokkaido in a hot air balloon.
[00:08] Jashin
    What a nice view.
[00:11] Medusa
    Let's do honest work to
    to repay your debt, okay?
[01:51] DevilA
    In Furano City nao!
SIGN    Furano, Hokkaido
[01:54] DevilA
    This is Furano, a city in the middle of
    Hokkaido with a population of about 200,000.
SIGN    Spring
[02:02] DevilA
    It's beautiful in all four seasons.
SIGN    Summer
SIGN    Autumn
[02:07] DevilA
    Each season paints the
    city in its own colors.
SIGN    Winter
[02:11] DevilA
    You could call it "the color of the north."
SIGN    The
SIGN    The
SIGN    of the North
SIGN    of the North
[02:20] Medusa
    Doesn't this clear, fresh air
    feel great, Jashin-chan?
[02:23] Jashin
    There are so many shops
    in the middle of the forest.
[02:29] Medusa
    Wow, these trinkets are so cute!
[02:31] Medusa
    Are they handmade?
[02:33] Medusa
    Hey, why don't we open our own shop here?
[02:36] Jashin
    Our own shop?
[02:37] Medusa
    You could bake cakes and
    other sweets, and I could sell them.
[02:42] Medusa
    If we keep up that kind of work
    until your debt is repaid...
[02:46] Medusa
    That's it! Work with me, Jashin-chan!
[02:49] Medusa
    We might have your debt
    paid off in 600 million years!
[02:52] Jashin
    Wow. The birds are singing.
[02:55] Medusa
    Jashin-chan?
[02:56] Yurine
    Stop running from reality.
[02:58] Yurine
    If you don't repay your debt,
    even a little at a time, it won't go away.
[03:02] Jashin
    Even if I do work, I can never repay it.
[03:06] Yurine
    Huh?
[03:07] Jashin
    The thing is, I borrowed it at a compound
    interest rate of 100% every ten days.[
[03:11] Yurine
    What?!
[03:11] Yurine
    You seriously borrowed 30 million yen
     at an interest rate like that?!
[03:15] Medusa
    That's an annual rate of about 970%...
[03:18] Medusa
    And if a whole year goes by...
[03:20] DevilA
    Open the price!
[03:22] DevilA
    Ones, tens, hundreds, thousands, ten thousands,
    hundred thousands, millions, ten millions,
    hundred millions, billions, ten billions,
    hundred billions, trillions,
    ten trillions, hundred trillions,
    quadrillions, ten quadrillions,
    hundred quadrillions, quintillions!
SIGN    Yen
[03:24] DevilA
    Ones, tens, hundreds, thousands, ten thousands,
    hundred thousands, millions, ten millions,
    hundred millions, billions, ten billions,
    hundred billions, trillions,
    ten trillions, hundred trillions,
    quadrillions, ten quadrillions,
    hundred quadrillions, quintillions!
SIGN    Yen
SIGN    Yen
[03:26] DevilA
    Ones, tens, hundreds, thousands, ten thousands,
    hundred thousands, millions, ten millions,
    hundred millions, billions, ten billions,
    hundred billions, trillions,
    ten trillions, hundred trillions,
    quadrillions, ten quadrillions,
    hundred quadrillions, quintillions!
SIGN    Yen
[03:26] DevilA
    Ones, tens, hundreds, thousands, ten thousands,
    hundred thousands, millions, ten millions,
    hundred millions, billions, ten billions,
    hundred billions, trillions,
    ten trillions, hundred trillions,
    quadrillions, ten quadrillions,
    hundred quadrillions, quintillions!
[03:27] DevilA
    Ones, tens, hundreds, thousands, ten thousands,
    hundred thousands, millions, ten millions,
    hundred millions, billions, ten billions,
    hundred billions, trillions,
    ten trillions, hundred trillions,
    quadrillions, ten quadrillions,
    hundred quadrillions, quintillions!
[03:27] DevilA
    Ones, tens, hundreds, thousands, ten thousands,
    hundred thousands, millions, ten millions,
    hundred millions, billions, ten billions,
    hundred billions, trillions,
    ten trillions, hundred trillions,
    quadrillions, ten quadrillions,
    hundred quadrillions, quintillions!
SIGN    Yen
[03:27] Medusa
    Three quintillion...
SIGN    Yen
[03:28] Medusa
    Three quintillion...
[03:30] Yurine
    That would cover Japan's
    national budget for 30,000 years.
[03:33] Jashin
    Medusa!
[03:34] Jashin
    My ATM! Use your entire
    savings to pay it back!
[03:38] Medusa
    Th-That's impossible! My entire savings
    wouldn't even shave off a zero!
[03:42] Jashin
    An ATM should be able to
    spit out money infinitely!
[03:44] Yurine
    You know that's not how it works.
[03:47] Medusa
    Her debt will just keep growing and growing.
[03:51] Medusa
    Even with our long life spans,
[03:54] Medusa
    we can never pay it back.
[04:00] Jashin
    Medusa!
[04:03] Medusa
    Fine.
[04:05] Jashin
    Medusa?
[04:10] Medusa
    Let's sell some organs.
[04:12] Medusa
    Don't worry! I'll sell mine along with you.
[04:16] Jashin
    Huh? Wh-What are you saying?
[04:19] Medusa
    We may have been born on different days,
[04:23] Medusa
    but we'll be together at the end.
[04:26] Yurine
    It's like the Oath of the Peach Garden.
[04:28] Medusa
    No.
[04:31] Medusa
    This is...
[04:35] Medusa
    ...the Oath of Ningle Terrace!
[04:38] Jashin
    Huh?! This is...
[04:40] Jashin
    The form that surpasses Politely
    Speaking Medusa in pure outrage,
[04:43] Jashin
    the rarest form of all, which I've
    only seen once, 6,666 years ago...
[04:48] Jashin
    Medusa High!
[04:50] Yurine
    Medusa High?
[04:52] Jashin
    It's short for Medusa in
    Exceptionally High Spirits!
[04:55] Medusa
    So that's settled!
[04:56] Medusa
    All that's left for us to do is spend
    our final days having a blast in Furano!
[04:58] Jashin
    Whoa, wait!
[05:02] Medusa
    Furano, let's go!
[05:05] Yurine
    Medusa High is a riot.
SIGN    Devil Fighters
SIGN    m 50 0 b 100 0 100 100 50 100 b 0 100 0 0 50 0
SIGN    Ja-Shin-Oh
SIGN    Devil Fighters
SIGN    m 50 0 b 100 0 100 100 50 100 b 0 100 0 0 50 0
SIGN    Jashin King
SIGN    Devil Fighters
SIGN    m 50 0 b 100 0 100 100 50 100 b 0 100 0 0 50 0
SIGN    Jashin King
SIGN    Devil Fighters
SIGN    m 50 0 b 100 0 100 100 50 100 b 0 100 0 0 50 0
SIGN    Jashin King
SIGN    Jashin King
SIGN    Devil Fighters
SIGN    m 50 0 b 100 0 100 100 50 100 b 0 100 0 0 50 0
SIGN    m 50 0 b 100 0 100 100 50 100 b 0 100 0 0 50 0
SIGN    Jashin King
SIGN    Devil Fighters
SIGN    m 0 0 l 100 0 100 100 0 100
SIGN    Medusa High
SIGN    m 50 0 b 100 0 100 100 50 100 b 0 100 0 0 50 0
SIGN    Light
SIGN    m 0 0 l 100 0 100 100 0 100
SIGN    The rarest and craziest card of all, unseen for
     the past 6,666 years!!! "Let's all be happy☆彡"
SIGN    Attack
SIGN    Defense
[05:09] Medusa
    It's always my turn!
SIGN    Furano Cheese Factory
[05:14] Medusa
    Yurine-san, take our picture!
[05:16] Medusa
    Come on, Jashin-chan, pose with me!
[05:19] Jashin
    A picture? Are you—
[05:21] Jashin
    Wha... Hey...
[05:29] Jashin
    Let's get fired up!
[05:31] Medusa
    Hype!
[05:32] Yurine
    Now Jashin-chan's "high," too.
[05:35] Medusa
    Let's use this picture at our funeral!
[05:37] Jashin
    Yay!
[05:39] Yurine
    Okay, say cheese.
[05:40] Goto
    Whoo! Who wants pizza baked in a pizza
    oven imported straight from Napoli?
[05:45] Goto
    The Furano Cheese Special!
[05:47] Medusa
    Cheese Special?
SIGN    Goto
[05:49] Goto
    It's a five-cheese pizza with wine cheddar,
    white, maison de biere, sepia, and mozzarella!
[05:57] Both
    Wow!
[05:59] Yurine
    Even the guy working here is pretty high.
[06:02] Yurine
    I guess looking into Medusa High's
    eyes doesn't cause petrification.
[06:05] DevilA
    By the way, the bracelet
    on Yurine's left wrist
[06:08] DevilA
    also protects her from
    Medusa High's influence.
[06:13] Jashin
    Super tasty!
[06:16] Jashin
    The five types of cheese are creating
    an exquisite harmony in my mouth!
[06:21] Medusa
    Jeez, you've got cheese on your cheek.
[06:24] Medusa
    Lick.
[06:25] Jashin
    Oh, Medusa!
[06:27] Yurine
    What are you, newlyweds?
[06:29] Medusa
    Thank you, cows of the world!
[06:31] Jashin
    Power to the moo!
[06:36] DevilA
    This is Furano Marche.
[06:39] DevilA
    Just about any Furano souvenir
    you could want is here.
[06:45] Medusa
    This looks tasty, too!
[06:47] Medusa
    Oh, and this!
[06:49] Medusa
    Jashin-chan, let's buy that, too!
[06:51] Jashin
    They all look delicious!
[06:53] Jashin
    Medusa! Buy that, too!
[06:55] Medusa
    Excuse me! We'd like all
    the snacks on this shelf!
[06:59] Medusa
    Let's take lots of Furano
    souvenirs with us to Hell!
[07:03] Jashin
    Yeah!
[07:07] Medusa
    We bought so many.
[07:08] Jashin
    Yep.
[07:10] Medusa
    Oh! Look, Jashin-chan!
SIGN    Suzuran
SIGN    Street
[07:14] Both
    Suzuran Street!
[07:16] Jashin
    What?! So this is actually
    Jinbocho instead of Furano?!
[07:20] Yurine
    You know it's not.
[07:22] Medusa
    I guess Furano has a Suzuran Street, too!
[07:25] Yurine
    It makes me feel like there's
    a connection to Jinbocho.
[07:27] Medusa
    It's a miracle!
[07:29] Medusa
    Just like how Jashin-chan
    and I met in this big world!
[07:32] Jashin
    Medusa!
[07:34] Medusa
    Jashin-chan!
[07:36] Both
    Lovey-love! Lovey-love!
[07:40] Medusa
    I think there's something over there
    that'll remind us of Jinbocho, too!
SIGN    Fubuki
    (Plain)
SIGN    Cream and jam sandwiched
    between bouchée pastry,
    creating a look reminiscent
    of the vast snowfields
    of the north.
SIGN    Fubuki
    (Plain)
SIGN    Cream and jam sandwiched
    between bouchée pastry,
    creating a look reminiscent
    of the vast snowfields
    of the north.
[07:48] Jashin
    Hey! Isn't this Fresh Moon?!
[07:51] Medusa
    It looks just like it!
[07:52] Jashin
    So this really is Jinbocho?!
[07:54] Yurine
    Again, it's not.
[07:56] Worker
    There's a side of Furano
    I wanna tell ya about!
[07:58] Worker
    This is called "Fubuki."
[08:00] Worker
    It's a bouchée pastry that's
    as thick and fluffy as snow,
[08:04] Worker
    but check this out!
    It's got jam in the middle!
[08:06] Yurine
    So there's another pastry
    similar to Fresh Moon.
[08:10] Yurine
    This makes me feel a
    connection to Jinbocho, too.
[08:12] Medusa
    Yeah! It really is fate!
[08:15] Yurine
    And these say "Furano Yukidoke Cheesecake."
[08:18] Yurine
    They all look delicious.
SIGN    Bellybutton
    Manju
SIGN    (Coarse Red Bean Paste)
[08:22] Jashin
    What's this?
[08:24] Jashin
    Bellybutton Manju? Why "Bellybutton"?
[08:28] Worker
    There's a side of Furano
    I wanna tell ya about!
[08:30] Worker
    Next to the nearby Zunashi
    River is Hokushin Shrine,
[08:33] Worker
    also known as the Bellybutton Shrine!
[08:36] Worker
    You should go check it out!
[08:37] Jashin
    So I'll find out if I go there?!
SIGN    m 0 0 l 100 0 100 100 0 100
SIGN    Hokushin Shrine
[08:47] Jashin
    This Bellybutton Manju is tasty.
[08:51] Yurine
    So this is the Zunashi River, huh?
[08:53] Yurine
    Apparently, nobody knows
     where its source is.
[08:58] Jashin
    Wow, really?
[09:00] Jashin
    How very educational!
[09:03] Jashin
    So why are this manju and the shrine
    called "Bellybutton," anyway?
[09:06] Medusa
    There! Done!
[09:08] Jashin
    What's done?
SIGN    I pray Jashin-chan's
    and my organs sell
    for a high price ☆
    
    Medusa
[09:10] Jashin
    "I pray Jashin-chan's and my organs
    sell for a high price. Medusa."
[09:15] Medusa
    Let's sell our organs together!
[09:18] Jashin
    Let's!
[09:21] Yurine
    "The Bellybutton Bond Stone."
[09:24] Yurine
    "If two people join hands through the hole,
     their bond will grow deeper," it says.
[09:30] Yurine
    Why don't you two try it?
[09:32] Medusa
    Let's do it!
[09:32] Jashin
    Let's deepen our bond!
[09:36] Medusa
    Ready? Reach your hand out!
[09:38] Jashin
    Okay!
[09:42] Medusa
    Jashin-chan!
[09:43] Jashin
    Medusa!
[09:48] Medusa
    Now our bond is even deeper!
[09:52] Jashin
    It's even deeper than Hell!
[09:55] Medusa
    Jashin-chan!
[09:57] Jashin
    Medusa!
[09:58] Medusa
    Jashin-chan!
[09:59] Jashin
    Medusa!
[10:00] Medusa
    Jashin-chan!
[10:02] Yurine
    Although...
[10:02] Jashin
    Me-du-sa!
[10:02] Yurine
    I feel like touching that stone
    and getting rid of Jashin-chan
[10:03] Medusa
    Jashin-chan!
[10:04] Jashin
    Medusa!
[10:05] Medusa
    Jashin-chan!
SIGN    Separation Stone
[10:06] Jashin
    Medusa!
[10:06] ---
    would benefit Medusa
    a lot more, personally.
[10:07] Medusa
    Jashin-chan!
[10:08] Jashin
    Medusa!
[10:11] Medusa
    Jashin-chan! Do you hear music?
[10:15] Jashin
    I do! I heard "bellybutton" again!
[10:19] Medusa
    Jashin-chan, let's go dance!
[10:20] Jashin
    Might as well dance, as they say!
[10:22] Both
    Yay!
[10:26] Medusa
    As long as we're dancing,
    we should get everyone to join us!
[10:29] Medusa
    Hey, everyone!
[10:31] Medusa
    Come on over!
[10:36] All
    Yay!
[10:41] Passersby
    Yay!
[10:43] All
    Yay!
[10:46] DevilA
    Since Medusa High passed her powers
     to Jashin-chan and the others,
[10:49] DevilA
    they got everyone in the town hyped up,
[10:51] DevilA
    and just like that, the Hokkai
    Bellybutton Festival took off!
[10:55] Yurine
    Anything goes in this anime, huh?
SIGN    ° The Hokkai Bellybutton Festival is held August 28th-29th.
[11:07] DevilA
    And this is the Wine Fountain
    located near Furano Station.
[11:12] DevilA
    This is water.
SIGN    Clink
SIGN    Suddenly
SIGN    With Thanks for
    the Earth's Blessings
SIGN    With Thanks for
    the Earth's Blessings
SIGN    With Thanks for
    the Earth's Blessings
SIGN    Furano Wine Grape Factory
SIGN    Furano Wine Grape Factory
[11:16] Yurine
    The Medusa High effect just
    kicked off yet another festival.
SIGN    ° The Furano Wine Grape Festival is held
     in early September.
[11:21] Minos
    Hey, look!
[11:22] Pekola
    They're trampling grapes!
[11:24] Poporon
    That's how they make the wine!
[11:26] Pino
    Looks fun!
[11:27] Lierre
    Okay! We'll go do that, too!
SIGN    Oh! I wanna do it, too!
SIGN    Rich and
    Nourishing
SIGN    Rich and
    Nourishing
[11:47] Lierre
    This is pretty fun!
SIGN    It feels funny!
[11:50] Minos
    I'm gonna trample and trample
    and trample some more!
[11:52] Poporon
    I've never done anything like this before!
[11:55] Pekola
    It feels so nice and cool on my feet!
[11:57] Pino
    I hope it'll become delicious wine!
[11:59] Jashin
    Trample with us, Yurine!
[12:02] Medusa
    My heart is leaping!
[12:04] Yurine
    Are you allowed to say that?
[12:06] Miku
    There! There!
[12:07] Miku
    Get all Miku-Miku'd up!
[12:09] Jashin
    You're pretty good at this!
[12:12] Miku
    You're not so bad yourself!
[12:13] Pino
    This is making me want to drink some wine!
[12:17] Medusa
    Then, let's go drink some later! It's on me!
[12:20] All
    Yay!
[12:23] DevilA
    To be continued in the second half.
[12:31] Medusa
    Look at all these barrels!
[12:33] Medusa
    And they're all full of wine!
[12:36] Pino
    There are so many
    different varieties of wine.
[12:39] Lierre
    So they let it age for years,
     sometimes even decades, huh?
[12:43] Lierre
    That takes a lot of patience for humans,
     considering their short lifespans.
[12:47] Jashin
    I can feel the history in here!
SIGN    It smells so nice!
[12:51] Minos
    Hey, now. You need to wait
    until you're an adult, Per-chan.
SIGN    Aw.
[12:56] Winery Guy
    Feel free to taste as many as you like!
[12:59] Winery Guy
    Open!
[13:02] Jashin
    Renaissance!
[13:04] Medusa
    Passion!
[13:05] Jashin
    What a nice, full flavor!
[13:07] Pekola
    And so many varieties!
    So much to be thankful for!
SIGN    This grape juice is yummy, too!
[13:13] Lierre
    Indeed, the cider is delicious, too.
[13:16] Pino
    Lierre-sama...
[13:17] Lierre
    What's gotten into you?
[13:18] Pino
    You came down from Heaven to eliminate us...
[13:23] Pino
    So I'll kill you before you can kill us!
[13:26] Lierre
    Hey! Stop that!
[13:28] Pino
    Drop in there already!
[13:32] Lierre
    Hey, all of you! Stop laughing and help me!
[13:38] Minos
    Gotta age her well!
[13:39] Pekola
    Stop, Pino!
SIGN    Another Bad Drunk
[13:45] Jashin
    Huh?
[13:45] DevilA
    Just then, possibly because
    she drank the wine,
[13:49] DevilA
    Jashin-chan shook off the
    effects of Medusa High!
[13:52] Jashin
    Medusa...
[13:54] Jashin
    She's really enjoying this...
[13:57] Jashin
    Can I really make her sell her organs for
    my sake when she's having so much fun?
[14:03] Jashin
    No, I can't!
[14:05] Jashin
    When every day is this fun,
    I can't just let that end!
[14:09] Jashin
    I take it all back!
[14:12] Minos
    What're you shouting about?
[14:14] Jashin
    I take back what I said
    about selling my organs.
[14:17] Jashin
    And I take back what I said
    about never working again.
[14:21] Jashin
    I'll work, work, and work some
    more, right here in Furano,
[14:25] Jashin
    and I'll repay my debt myself.
[14:28] Jashin
    Medusa, I won't make you sad anymore!
[14:34] Medusa
    Jashin-chan...
SIGN    You still haven't paid off Jashin-chan's debt?
[14:39] Yurine
    It's not that we haven't.
    It's just so bloated that we literally can't.
[14:49] Jashin
    I'll work at Yoshida Farm!
[14:51] Jashin
    Here you go! Your Furano Dream!
[14:55] All
    Let's eat!
[14:56] Jashin
    Enjoy.
[14:58] Jashin
    I'll memorize all the
    varieties of melon in Furano!
[15:01] Jashin
    King Ruby! Felice!
[15:03] Jashin
    Rupiah Red! Tiara!
[15:04] Jashin
    King Ruby! Felice!
[15:06] Jashin
    Rupiah Red! Tiara!
[15:07] Jashin
    Perfect!
SIGN    Furano Dream
[15:11] Jashin
    I'm tired of this.
[15:16] Jashin
    I'm just inherently
    incompatible with working.
[15:19] Jashin
    My cells are designed to not have to work.
[15:25] Jashin
    What if I drew my face on this melon?
[15:31] Jashin
    I think I might see a way
    out of repaying my debt!
[15:34] Jashin
    Let's get merchandising!
[15:37] Melon
    You desire the power of melons?
[15:40] Jashin
    That voice...
[15:41] Melon
    Then... you shall have it!
[15:47] Jashin
    Devil Fusion!
SIGN    On the Scene
SIGN    On the Scene
[15:50] Jashin
    I'm Muskmelon Jashin-chan!
[15:53] Jashin
    Now, step right up, ladies and gentlemen!
SIGN    Jashin-chan Melon Expo
[15:55] Jashin
    You can't buy these Jashin-chan
    Melons anywhere else!
[15:58] Jashin
    Buy now for a special bargain rate
    of 60,000—no, 6,660,000 yen each!
[16:03] Jashin
    Come on! Buy, buy, buy! It's a steal!
[16:07] Jashin
    I couldn't sell a single one.
[16:10] Jashin
    I guess no one's gonna buy a
    melon for 6,660,000 yen, huh?
SIGN    This is the Sorachi River
SIGN    This is the Sorachi River
SIGN    This is the Sorachi River
[16:18] Jashin
    Sorachi?
SIGN    This is the Sorachi River
[16:19] Jashin
    Rats! If that major publisher, the
    Hitotsubashi Group, was publishing my manga,
[16:24] Jashin
    maybe I could've benefited
    from the Sorachi name, too!
SIGN    Jatama
[16:29] Jashin
    What am I supposed to do?
[16:33] Jashin
    I guess all I can do is float
     aimlessly around Furano.
[16:37] Jashin
    Floating, floating... Floating around Furano...
[16:49] Jashin
    What beautiful scenery.
[16:52] Jashin
    And this jam made by that old lady
     that I bought near here...
[16:56] Jashin
    Putting it on a red bean bun gives
    me a hundred times the energy.
[17:02] Jashin
    Goro's Stone House...
[17:05] Jashin
    Is that "Goro" as in "Misogoro"?
[17:12] Jashin
    They're as beautiful as Hell.
SIGN    Hokkaido
    Bellybutton
    Festival
SIGN    The
    Bellybutton
    of Hokkaido
    
    Furano
    City
SIGN    This is the
    center of
    Hokkaido
SIGN    Hokkaido
    Central
    Mark
[17:20] Jashin
    Hokkaido Central Mark...
[17:24] Jashin
    Is this the center of Hokkaido?
[17:26] Statue
    Exactly, button!
[17:29] Statue
    It's on the Furano Elementary School
    grounds, and it's officially called:
[17:32] Statue
    the "Hokkaido Central Latitude
    and Longitude Survey Marker."
[17:36] Statue
    It's dedicated cultural property, button!
[17:39] Statue
    Starting in the year Taisho 3,
[17:41] Statue
    a professor from what was then the Kyoto
    Imperial University spent two years here,
[17:47] Statue
    measuring the Earth's latitude
    and longitude, as well as its gravity.
[17:51] Statue
    The marker was erected
    in commemoration, button!
[17:53] Jashin
    Oh, really?
[17:54] Jashin
    Thanks, fake statue.
[17:56] Statue
    Don't call me fake, button!
[17:58] Jashin
    So this "bellybutton" stuff is because
    this is the center of Hokkaido, huh?
[18:03] Jashin
    Bellybuttons guided me on this trip
    to Furano. I almost feel a connection.
[18:07] Jashin
    I wasn't just floating aimlessly after all.
[18:11] III
    That's right.
[18:12] III
    And you haven't forgotten
    your connection to us, right?
[18:22] Jashin
    No! I don't want to sell my organs!
[18:26] Medusa
    You're garbage.
[18:27] Medusa
    What were you doing wandering
    around? You did no work at all.
[18:31] Jashin
    Please help me! Forgive me!
[18:34] Yurine
    Medusa High is gone.
    She's in pissed mode now.
SIGN    I can't blame her.
[18:40] Medusa
    I've run out of patience with you.
    I can't put up with you anymore.
[18:44] Jashin
    Medusa!
[18:44] Lierre
    You made your own bed.
[18:46] Poporon
    Honestly...
[18:46] Jashin
    No! I don't want to die! Help me!
[18:50] III
    Well, we'll be taking Jashin-chan now.
[18:53] Yurine
    She's all yours.
[18:54] IV
    Hell has more supply than demand for organs,
    so we'll make Jashin-chan work
[18:59] IV
    for 66.6 billion years in the underground
    empire until she pays off her debt.
SIGN    Psst...
SIGN    Psst...
SIGN    Psst...
SIGN    Psst...
[19:04] Medusa
    Work hard underground and
    think about what you've done.
[19:07] Jashin
    Save me!
[19:08] Minos
    Wait just a minute!
SIGN    Virtue
SIGN    Virtue
[19:11] Uozumi
    Little lady, you run too fast.
    Gimme a minute to rest.
SIGN    Virtue
[19:15] Jashin
    Minos and Uozumi of the Matsuya Family?!
SIGN    Virtue
[19:18] Minos
    My dad talked to the
    higher-ups at Hell Financing.
[19:22] III
    Your dad?
[19:23] Uozumi
    He's the head of the Matsuya Family.
[19:28] Uozumi
    The little lady here is the boss's daughter.
[19:31] Minos
    The compound interest on the money
    Jashin-chan borrowed is way too excessive,
[19:36] Minos
    so he got them to agree to let her
    pay back only what she borrowed,
[19:39] Minos
    interest-free, over a period of 666 years.
SIGN    Good
    Faith
[19:42] III & IV
    Huh?
[19:43] (Flashback) Voice
    Okay!
[19:46] Uozumi
    If the fish is kind to the water,
    the water is kind to the fish.
[19:50] Uozumi
    In return, you guys will be
    doing our work from now on.
[19:54] IV
    Oh, right. I can accept that.
[19:58] III
    Okay, then, you're gonna
    spend the next 666 years
[20:02] III
    earning 3,750 yen each month to
    pay off your debt. You got that?
[20:06] Jashin
    Y-Yes, sir! Understood!
[20:10] Jashin
    I'm saved!
[20:11] Jashin
    3,750 yen a month isn't much different
    from my monthly smartphone bill!
[20:16] Jashin
    I'm free now!
[20:17] Yurine
    Sheesh.
[20:18] Minos
    Sorry to put you through
    all that work, Lieutenant.
[20:21] Uozumi
    Not at all. I'm here to do
    anything you ask, little lady.
[20:24] Yurine
    Minos's dad is a family boss? Wait, then...
[20:29] Uozumi
    Oh, we're in the construction business.
    One of the biggest and oldest in Hell.
[20:34] Yurine
    And it's not just a front?
[20:36] Uozumi
    We're a construction business.
[20:38] Medusa
    Well, everyone, let's go back to Jinbocho.
[20:40] Pekola
    Yes, let's go home.
[20:43] Pekola
    I have my work, after all.
[20:45] Pino
    I'd love to come to Hokkaido again.
[20:46] Poporon
    Me, too.
[20:47] Lierre
    We'll come back to check out all
    the best foods—I mean, power spots!
[20:51] Yurine
    It was a nice trip.
[20:53] Jashin
    Hey!
SIGN    Working at the farm was so much fun!
[20:54] Jashin
    Hey! Untie me!
[20:57] Minos
    We gotta come visit the cattle again!
[20:59] Jashin
    Hey... Hey...
[21:02] Jashin
    Hey!
[21:05] DevilA
    And so, Jashin-chan was
    left behind in Furano.
[21:12] DevilA
    But!
[21:17] Jashin
    Powder snow is the best!
[21:19] DevilA
    She took the opportunity to
    enjoy Furano to the fullest!
[21:23] DevilA
    Chan-cha—
[21:25] Jashin
    Hey, I remember you.
[21:27] Miku
    Jashin-chan, let's sing together.
[21:31] Both
    I'll get you all...
[21:35] Miku
    ...Miku-Miku'd up!
[21:35] Jashin
    ...Jashi-Jashi'd up!
[22:57] Jashin
    That was super fun! Let's have tea
    later with some sweets I made!
[23:02] Miku
    Yay!
SIGN    m 0 0 l 124 0 l 124 3 l 127 3 l 127 68 l 124 68 l 124 71 l 0 71 l 0 68 l -3 68 l -3 3 l 0 3
SIGN    Medusa's mood
     improved!
[23:10] Ran
    I hear there's a pair of twin pandas
    that's really popular in the human realm!
[23:14] Ran
    Twin pandas! That sounds so nice!
[23:17] Ran
    Wait, twins? That's it!
[23:20] Ran
    Kyon-Kyon, want to become a panda, too?
[23:22] Kyon
    I'll pass!
[23:23] Ran
    Next time on Dropkick
    on My Devil!! X, episode 10:
[23:28] Kyon
    "Ask the Sky! My Name Is Jashin-chan!"
[23:32] Ran
    Aw, but I think it'd be nice if we matched...
[23:37] Kyon
    I'll pass!

Season 3 - Dropkick on My Devil!!! X

E10 - Ask the Sky! My Name Is Jashin-chan!

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SIGN    To Jashin-chan
[00:08] Jashin
    I'm... I'm back.
[00:11] Jashin
    I finally made it home!
[00:15] Jashin
    Huh?
[00:16] Jashin
    Yurine?
[00:21] Jashin
    Yurine?
[00:24] Jashin
    She's gone...
[02:01] Jashin
    So anyway...p[
[02:03] Jashin
    Yurine's gone.
[02:05] Minos
    Also, welcome back, Jashin-chan.
[02:08] Jashin
    Ya got a lot of nerve saying that!
    You guys took off and left me in Hokkaido!
SIGN    You deserved it.
[02:15] Minos
    Your debt got taken care of, right?
[02:18] Medusa
    Jashin-chan, when we're back in Hell,
    we need to go thank Minos's dad.
[02:23] Jashin
    That's the thing!
[02:24] Jashin
    Yurine, the key to me
    getting back to Hell, is gone!
[02:28] Jashin
    I don't even care about my debt right now!
[02:31] Jashin
    If Yurine isn't around,
    I can never get back to Hell!
SIGN    That's a pretty crazy thing to say in such a frenzy.
[02:38] Minos
    Maybe Yurine-chan finally abandoned you?
[02:44] Jashin
    You think I've been abandoned, then?
[02:46] Medusa
    It's okay, Jashin-chan! You still have me!
[02:50] Jashin
    You have nothing to do
    with anything right now.
[02:53] Minos
    She wasn't acting any different
    when we ate together last night.
SIGN    You have no idea why?
[03:01] Jashin
    I have ideas. Lots of ideas. All the ideas.
[03:03] Minos
    Okay, and do any of them
    stand out in particular?
[03:06] Jashin
    Hmm... A lot of them, but...
[03:09] Jashin
    Maybe it was that...
[03:12] Yurine
    You want to pound mochi?
[03:14] Jashin
    Yes! They say it's good luck
    to pound mochi on the 28th!
[03:19] Jashin
    I've got a mochi-pounding set all ready.
[03:21] Jashin
    I ordered it on Prime, and it got here
     right away. That's Prime for you.
SIGN    Click
[03:25] Miku
    Miku delivery service!
[03:27] Jashin
    So I want you to help!
[03:29] Yurine
    That sounds like fun. Okay, I'll do it.
[03:34] Yurine
    Oh, you've already pounded it?
[03:37] Yurine
    Isn't it done now?
[03:39] Jashin
    It takes two to pound mochi.
[03:42] Jashin
    I'll pound it, and you can knead it, okay?
[03:47] Jashin
    Here I go! Hup!
[03:51] Yurine
    There we go.
[03:56] Jashin
    You're supposed to say "Hup!"
    so we can keep up the rhythm.
[04:00] Yurine
    That kind of thing embarrasses me.
[04:02] Jashin
    Say what?! You—
[04:04] Yurine
    Oh, can it.
[04:06] Jashin
    Still, you need to find a way
     to get over it for me.
[04:09] Yurine
    Okay, fine.
[04:11] Jashin
    Hup!
[04:12] Yurine
    Hup.
[04:13] Jashin
    Hup!
[04:14] Yurine
    Hup.
[04:15] Jashin
    I'm getting into the groove now!
[04:18] Yurine
    This is pretty fun, huh?
[04:21] Jashin
    Hup!
[04:24] Jashin
    Enjoy it all you can, 'cause you're about
    to get your head split open and die.
[04:29] Jashin
    Whoops, my hand slipped!
[04:37] Jashin
    Are you dead? Well? Are you dead?
[04:40] Jashin
    I finally did it!
[04:43] Jashin
    Dinner tonight is Jashin-chan's
    hand-pounded mochi with strawberry sauce!
[04:50] Yurine
    Jashin-chan.
[04:52] Yurine
    Jashin-chan!
[04:54] Yurine
    Why'd you start laughing out
    of nowhere? You're so creepy.
[04:58] Jashin
    I only killed her in my head!
[05:00] Jashin
    But if I do it just like in that
    simulation, it'll work perfectly!
[05:04] Jashin
    Here I go!
[05:05] Jashin
    Whoops, my hand slipped!
[05:11] Jashin
    Huh?
[05:14] Yurine
    What?
[05:16] Jashin
    Uh, sorry... My hand slipped... Um, I mean...
[05:21] Yurine
    You're so tired that your hand slipped?
[05:24] Yurine
    I'll swap with you, then.
    You can do the kneading.
[05:27] Yurine
    Give me the mallet.
[05:29] Yurine
    Well, come on. Swap with me.
[05:35] Jashin
    No...
[05:36] Jashin
    No! I don't care about
    mochi-pounding anymore!
[05:39] Jashin
    Just die the normal way! Royal Copenhagen!
[05:53] Yurine
    Hmm, I don't have anyone to knead it now.
[05:56] Yurine
    I wonder if Minos is around.
[06:01] Jashin
    So that happened.
[06:04] Jashin
    Actually, that hurt me
    a lot more than it hurt her...
SIGN    That just sounds like one of your usual stories.
[06:10] Minos
    Yeah, business as usual.
SIGN    Maybe she really did just abandon—
[06:16] Jashin
    She did not abandon me!
[06:18] Minos
    Didn't you find any clues at all? Like a note?
[06:22] Jashin
    A note? Hmm...
SIGN    To Jashin-chan
SIGN    To Jashin-chan
SIGN    To Jashin-chan
SIGN    To Jashin-chan
SIGN    To Jashin-chan
[06:27] (Flashback) Jashin
    "To Jashin-chan"?
[06:29] (Flashback) Jashin
    Nom, nom, nom, nom...
[06:31] (Flashback) Jashin
    Gulp.
[06:33] Jashin
    Oh, yeah, that thing!
[06:34] Minos
    So she did leave a letter, then?
[06:37] Jashin
    Hang on just a minute.
SIGN    You ate it before even reading it?
[06:41] Minos
    Why would you even eat it?
[06:44] Jashin
    My bad, my bad.
[06:45] Minos
    Gross!
SIGN    I'm going back to
    my parents' home.
    Yurine

[06:48] Yurine
    I'm going back to my parents' home.
SIGN    I'm going back to
    my parents' home.
    Yurine

SIGN    I'm going back to
    my parents' home.
    Yurine

[06:50] Jashin
    Her parents' home?
SIGN    I'm going back to
    my parents' home.
    Yurine

[06:51] Both
    Her parents' home?
[06:53] Jashin
    So there you have it.
    Yurine's back at her parents' home.
[06:56] Jashin
    She didn't abandon me after all!
SIGN    I heard "going back my parents' home" is what people say when they leave their partner.
[07:05] Jashin
    What?! Really?!
SIGN    So she did abandon you.
[07:09] Jashin
    What... did you say?
[07:11] Jashin
    So using up all my allowance on gambling,
    blowing my spending money on horse races,
[07:15] Jashin
    then running off with 30 million yen
    was really that intolerable?
[07:20] Minos
    You can say all that
    without feeling bad about it?
[07:23] Jashin
    Does she have any idea how much
     I suffered living on the run
[07:26] Jashin
    from Hokkaido in the north
     to Kyushu in the south?!
SIGN    I thought you enjoyed it quite a bit, actually...
[07:33] Minos
    Is that all she wrote in the note?
[07:37] Jashin
    Wait. There's more.
[07:43] Jashin
    Here.
[07:44] Minos
    Ugh, gross! Jeez...
[07:47] Minos
    What's it say?
SIGN    If anything
    happens,
    call my
    smartphone.
SIGN    This is my
    family's address:
    
     XXXXXXXXXXXX
     Shinjuku Ward
SIGN    I'll be back tomorrow.
[07:48] Minos
    "If anything happens, call my smartphone.
     This is my family's address."
[07:52] Minos
    "I'll be back tomorrow," huh?
[07:55] Jashin
    Oh, so she's coming back?
[07:58] Jashin
    See? I wasn't abandoned after all.
SIGN    Good for you.
[08:02] Jashin
    Her family lives in Shinjuku? That's not far.
[08:05] Minos
    You didn't know where her family lived?
[08:08] Jashin
    Yurine doesn't talk about herself much.
     She's very mysterious.
[08:13] Jashin
    Not that I care, though, so it's fine!
[08:15] Medusa
    Oh, come on, Jashin-chan. If you didn't care,
     there was no need to say anything.
[08:20] Medusa
    You're like those nerds on social media
    who can't resist offering their opinion
[08:23] Medusa
    and who talk way too much.
[08:25] Jashin
    Medusa, your character's
    completely fallen apart.
SIGN    Well, anyway, why don't we pay that address a visit?
[08:31] Minos
    Yeah.
[08:33] Jashin
    Right! Then we'll find out!
[08:34] Minos
    Okay, let's all go in my new ride!
[08:38] Jashin
    New ride?
[08:41] Minos
    C'mon, hop in. I bought it in Obihiro.
[08:45] Jashin
    It's just like the last one.
[08:45] Medusa
    Here you go.
SIGN    Thanks!
[08:47] Minos
    No, it's a little bigger.
[08:49] Pino
    It seems awfully noisy over here.
[08:51] Pino
    Oh? Are you going out
    somewhere so early in the year?
[08:55] Medusa
    Just to visit Yurine's family home.
SIGN    Want to come with us?
[08:59] Pino
    Huh?
[08:59] Pino
    I-I'll pass, thank you.
[09:02] Jashin
    Yeah, you should pass on this one.
[09:04] Jashin
    This vehicle's already over capacity.
[09:07] Jashin
    But the next time you make something,
    don't hesitate to bring it over.
[09:11] Jashin
    Making sweets is the only thing
    you're good at, after all.
[09:13] Medusa
    Hey, Jashin-chan! That's not true!
[09:16] Pino
    Hmph. I only bring those for Hanazono-san.
[09:20] Jashin
    Ke-ke-ke!
[09:21] Minos
    Okay, we're taking off! Hold on tight!
[09:24] Jashin
    'Kay.
[09:25] Minos
    Off we go!
[09:30] Pino
    This is no time to stand around cleaning.
[09:33] Pino
    I'll make some delicious sweets
    that'll leave Jashin-chan speechless.
SIGN    Giant
    Panda
SIGN    Big
SIGN    Bear
SIGN    Cat
SIGN    Giant
    Panda
SIGN    Big
SIGN    Bear
SIGN    Cat
SIGN    Giant
    Panda
SIGN    Big
SIGN    Bear
SIGN    Cat
SIGN    Cat
SIGN    Bear
SIGN    Giant
    Panda
SIGN    Big
[09:40] Jashin
    "Big bear cat"?
[09:46] Kyon
    In Chinese, it means "panda"!
SIGN    Red Panda
SIGN    Small
SIGN    Bear
SIGN    Cat
[09:53] Ran
    And the kanji that reads "small
    bear cat" means "red panda."
[09:57] Minos
    We're here!
[10:01] Medusa
    This is where Yurine-san's family lives?
[10:03] Minos
    I didn't know Yurine-chan's
    origin story included a shrine.
[10:06] Jashin
    Orange ginger ale?
SIGN    Pathetic.
[10:11] Minos
    Well, let's head on in!
[10:13] Jashin
    Do you have a death wish?!
[10:15] Minos
    Ow!
[10:16] Minos
    What'd you do that for?
[10:18] Jashin
    Shrines are holy places.
[10:19] Jashin
    It might have a barrier
    around it to ward off devils.
[10:22] Minos
    Huh? So what do we do, then?
[10:25] Jashin
    Whoops, my hand slipped!
[10:30] Jashin
    Looks like there's no barrier.
SIGN    You really are a devil.
[10:35] Medusa
    Jashin-chan, you're so mean!
[10:37] Jashin
    Now we know it's safe to go i—
SIGN    What are you doing?
[10:45] Jashin
    Why am I the only one who can't go in?
[10:47] Jashin
    Oh, I know! It must be
    because I'm wearing my cape!
[10:55] Jashin
    It wasn't the cape?
[10:57] Medusa
    Are you okay?
[11:04] Jashin
    I just have to... force my way in!
[11:07] Minos
    W-Wow...
[11:14] Minos
    She really got in.
[11:16] Medusa
    Amazing, Jashin-chan.
[11:18] Jashin
    So long as ya got energy,
    you can do anything!
SIGN    You lost your tail.
[11:22] Yurine
    What are you guys doing?
[11:24] Jashin
    Gah! Yurine!
[11:29] Jashin
    Why are you dressed like that?
[11:31] Yurine
    Oh, this is my work uniform.
[11:33] Yurine
    I came here to help out
    with the New Year's work.
[11:37] Jashin
    A miko shrine priestess? Miko? Mik—
[11:41] Jashin
    I'm Miku-chan!
[11:43] Yurine
    I put up a barrier that should've
    kept only Jashin-chan out. Weird.
[11:47] Jashin
    But why?!
SIGN    Yurine-chan, sorry we came over unannounced.
[11:51] Minos
    We were just curious to see
    the place where you were born.
[11:55] Medusa
    So you were raised at a shrine?
[11:57] Yurine
    It's not like I was hiding it or anything.
    It just never came up.
[12:01] Minos
    I see.
[12:03] Minos
    So the secret to your strength
    is all this holy power.
SIGN    Maybe that's not all it is.
[12:13] Yurine
    What are you talking about?
[12:15] Minos
    Nothing.
[12:17] Medusa
    Looks like it's a huge success!
[12:19] Yurine
    Yeah, it's New Year's Day. That's why they're
     short-handed and asked me to help out.
[12:28] Jashin
    Ooh! An offering box!
[12:32] Medusa
    Jashin-chan!
[12:34] Jashin
    How much is in here, I wonder? Can I break it?
[12:37] Yurine
    You know...
[12:39] Yurine
    Karma...
[12:41] Yurine
    ...is going to get you!
[12:43] Jashin
    Don't try this at home, kids!
[12:46] Yurine
    Well, since you're here,
    want to draw fortunes? On the house.
[12:51] Minos
    Oh, sounds good!
[12:53] Medusa
    Are you okay?
[12:54] Jashin
    I-I can't get up.
SIGN    I thought you could do anything so long as you had energy?
[13:00] Yusa
    Please continue to support
    my sister and me this year!
SIGN    Very Bad Luck
SIGN    Fortune
SIGN    Very Bad Luck
SIGN    Fortune
SIGN    Very Bad Luck
[13:06] Jashin
    You got very bad luck!
[13:08] Jashin
    You're done for!
[13:09] Yurine
    I got Fair Luck.
[13:11] Medusa
    Me, too.
SIGN    I got Fair Luck, too.
[13:14] Jashin
    You're the only one who got
    Very Bad Luck. You're in trouble.
[13:18] Minos
    But Very Bad Luck is really rare, right?
    So maybe I'm actually lucky!
[13:22] Yurine
    You're so optimistic, Minos.
[13:25] Jashin
    She's not optimistic. She's just an idiot.
[13:28] Jashin
    Poor thing.
[13:29] Jashin
    You have to live in fear
    of your imminent death now.
[13:33] Jashin
    Incidentally, I'm not afraid of dying.
[13:35] Jashin
    I'm a strong devil, after all.
SIGN    You're such a bad person, Jashin-chan.
[13:41] Yurine
    Well? What did you draw?
[13:43] Jashin
    Let's see...
SIGN    Death
SIGN    Fortune
SIGN    Death
[13:47] Jashin
    I-Is this...
[13:49] Medusa
    So what'd you get?
[13:49] Jashin
    ...the continuation of the fortune
    I got in Obihiro? No way. It can't be...
[13:50] Minos
    Bad news?
SIGN    Let me see it.
SIGN    "Death"?
[13:57] Minos
    What the heck?
    Yurine-chan, what does it mean?
[14:00] Yurine
    I've never seen it before.
    What a bad omen to start the year with.
SIGN    m 0 0 l 100 0 100 100 0 100
SIGN    Gastric
    Acid
    Rising
SIGN    m 0 0 l 100 0 100 100 0 100
SIGN    Gastric
    Acid
    Rising
SIGN    m 0 0 l 100 0 100 100 0 100
SIGN    Gastric
    Acid
    Rising
SIGN    m 0 0 l 100 0 100 100 0 100
SIGN    Gastric
    Acid
    Rising
SIGN    m 0 0 l 100 0 100 100 0 100
SIGN    Gastric
    Acid
    Rising
SIGN    Is Jashin-chan gonna die?
[14:10] Jashin
    I won't die.
[14:12] Jashin
    I will not die!
SIGN    Thank You 39
    Dropkick!
[14:20] Jashin
    I will not die!
SIGN    Thank You 39
    Dropkick!
[14:26] Miku
    You got a death wish?!
[14:28] Yurine
    What were you even trying to do?
[14:30] Medusa
    I think she just panicked.
[14:35] Jashin
    What in the world is this?
    It's scary! "Death" is way too scary!
SIGN    But you just said you weren't afraid of dying.
[14:42] Jashin
    Medusa! Trade with me!
[14:44] Medusa
    Huh?
[14:44] Yurine
    Trading fortunes won't do you any good now.
[14:52] Medusa
    Don't cry. I'll protect you.
[14:55] Jashin
    Wah-Wah-Wentz Eiji!
[14:57] Minos
    Stop crying.
[15:02] Yurine
    She's such a pain.
[15:04] Yurine
    Let's take her home.
SIGN    Don't you need to help out here?
[15:07] Yurine
    Having an unlucky devil like her here
    would be even worse for business.
[15:12] Jashin
    Wah-Wah-Wentz Eiji!
[15:14] Miku
    You got a death wish?!
SIGN    Gag Police
SIGN    Gag Police
SIGN    Gag Police
SIGN    Gag Police
SIGN    Gag Police
SIGN    Gag Police
SIGN    Gag Police
SIGN    Gag Police
SIGN    Gag Police
[15:19] Jashin
    Every human I see looks
    like they want to kill me...
[15:23] Tanahashi
    Hey, part-timer!
[15:24] Tanahashi
    We got a job on short notice. Can you make it?
[15:27] Pekola
    Uh, I'm in Shibaura recording
    for PekoTube right now...
[15:31] Tanahashi
    Be here in three minutes, part-timer.
[15:33] Jashin
    Even him.
SIGN    Great Luck
[15:35] Chiba
    I can't believe we scored tickets to
    Noel-chan's New Year's Special Secret Live Show.
SIGN    Great Luck
SIGN    Great Luck
SIGN    Great Luck
SIGN    Great Luck
SIGN    Great Luck
SIGN    Great Luck
SIGN    Great Luck
SIGN    Great Luck
SIGN    Great Luck
[15:39] Chiba
    What an amazingly lucky start to the year.
[15:41] Ozaki
    Praying at that shrine earlier paid off!
[15:43] Hashira
    I hope I get to pick up some of her hair.
[15:46] Jashin
    And them, too.
[15:47] Jashin
    Wait...
[15:48] Jashin
    One of the four of you
    might want to kill me, too.
[15:53] Jashin
    In that case...
[15:55] Jashin
    In that case, I'll just kill you first!
SIGN    She's jumping at every shadow now.
[16:00] Minos
    Stop it!
[16:04] Jashin
    Hey, Medusa, walk between me and the cars.
    One of them might try to crash into me.
[16:09] Medusa
    Huh?
[16:10] Jashin
    You'll protect me, right?
SIGN    You went crashing into one yourself earlier...
[16:17] Jashin
    Gah!
[16:19] Guy
    I'm sorry! I accidentally dropped my knife!
[16:22] Jashin
    Screw you! Ya tryin' to "accidentally" kill me?!
[16:25] Mei
    Stop right there, thief!
SIGN    Ceremonial
SIGN    Warding
SIGN    Arrows
[16:29] Girl
    Welcome.
[16:31] Mei
    I told you to stop!
[16:39] Medusa
    Jashin-chan, are you okay?!
[16:41] Jashin
    There's an arrow in my head...
[16:45] Mei
    Orochimaru!
[16:48] Mei
    I'm so lucky I got to see you
    so early in the new year!
[16:52] Jashin
    Hey... You need to chase the thief...
[16:53] Mei
    Come on, Orochimaru! I'm posting
    my Happy New Year tweet! Smile!
[16:58] Yurine
    I'm back.
[16:59] Three
    Thanks for having us over.
[17:02] Jashin
    I somehow made it home without dying.
[17:05] Jashin
    I should be fine now.
[17:06] Yurine
    What are you talking about?
    That fortune was for the whole year.
[17:11] Jashin
    Huh?
[17:12] Yurine
    That means you get to live
    in fear 24/7, all year long.
[17:21] Jashin
    You're kidding...
[17:26] Jashin
    I'm gonna go crazy!
[17:31] Minos
    She ran off.
SIGN    She's not gonna go on the run again, is she?
[17:35] Yurine
    I seriously don't want to have to run
    all over Japan looking for her again.
[17:40] Jashin
    I'm going to die... I'm going to die?
[17:43] Jashin
    I'm going to die this year?
[17:45] Jashin
    Before I can go back to
    Hell or defeat Yurine?
[17:49] Jashin
    Can't I change my future?!
[17:51] Jashin
    It can't be true!
[18:08] Yurine
    I swear...
[18:09] Medusa
    I hope Jashin-chan has
    enough funds to run away on...
[18:13] Yurine
    She can't have gotten too far.
[18:15] Medusa
    I need to get this money to her quick.
[18:18] Yurine
    Medusa...
[18:21] Medusa
    Oh, it's from Minos.
[18:23] Medusa
    She knows where Jashin-chan is!
[18:30] Jashin
    The sunset is beautiful.
[18:32] Jashin
    What a fantastic view.
[18:41] Jashin
    Imagine a cruel, merciless devil
    like myself shedding tears...
[18:47] Jashin
    My fear of dying earlier
    seems like a lie now.
[18:50] Jashin
    I won't do anything bad anymore.
[18:52] Jashin
    I'll stop wasting money on
    gambling and live straight.
SIGN    Fruit
    Figure
SIGN    Empty
SIGN    Fruit
    Figure
SIGN    Empty
[18:56] Jashin
    I'll do it to protect this beauty.
[18:59] Mei
    It's just like the sunset
    in Kushiro, isn't it?
[19:03] Jashin
    Mei? You didn't go to Kushiro.
[19:08] Mei
    When I'm worn out from work,
[19:09] Jashin
    Ignoring me, huh?
[19:10] Mei
    I sometimes just want to come up
     here and watch the sunset.
[19:13] Mei
    When I see this beautiful sunset,
    my trivial worries don't matter anymore.
[19:19] Mei
    And neither do peace,
    justice, order, morality...
[19:22] Jashin
    Uh, but you're a police—
[19:24] Kyon
    I know what you mean.
[19:27] Jashin
    Kyon-Kyon? You two are here, too?
[19:30] Kyon
    When I see the beautiful sunset,
    the difficult things don't matter.
[19:34] Kyon
    I can just handle them with my fists!
    Violence is the only way!
[19:37] Jashin
    How do you get there
    from a beautiful sunset?!
[19:41] Minos
    Found ya, Jashin-chan!
SIGN    I can't believe you ran this far.
[19:47] Minos
    Yeah, seriously.
[19:48] Minos
    But I get it, Jashin-chan. I understand
     the passion a sunset can inspire.
[19:53] Minos
    All you need to do is shout out
    all the feelings built up in your chest!
[19:59] Minos
    You stupid sunset!
[20:01] Jashin
    What did the sunset do wrong?!
SIGN    That's so '80s...
[20:04] Pekola
    Ham...
[20:06] Pekola
    A glowing circle with
    orange around the edge...
[20:11] Pekola
    It's a round slice of ham!
SIGN    Ham
SIGN    Ham
SIGN    This is the
    orange part
[20:12] Jashin
    It's the setting sun!
SIGN    Ha
SIGN    Ha
SIGN    Ha
[20:14] Lierre
    It's just like you to see
    food in the setting sun.
[20:18] Lierre
    It looks like a pancake to me.
[20:20] Jashin
    It does not!
[20:21] Jashin
    And where the heck did you
    guys come from, anyway?!
[20:26] Yurine
    It really is pretty.
[20:31] Jashin
    Yurine...
[20:32] Yurine
    You're constantly causing trouble for me,
[20:36] Yurine
    but this red sunset looks just like...
[20:39] Yurine
    ...your bloody tail after I've cut it off.
[20:42] Jashin
    Yours is the scariest of all!
[20:44] Yurine
    Jashin-chan, don't cause trouble
    by suddenly disappearing like that.
[20:49] Yurine
    Or I'll kill you.
[20:50] Jashin
    Yes, ma'am.
[20:51] Yurine
    That said, I guess you were
    drawn to this pretty sunset
[20:55] Yurine
    like bugs to a fluorescent light.
[20:58] Jashin
    Uh, it wasn't just me...
[21:00] Yurine
    Look. They just keep coming.
[21:03] Jashin
    Also, "bugs"?
[21:11] Jashin
    This is way too many!
[21:13] Medusa
    We were worried about you, Jashin-chan.
[21:15] Medusa
    Why'd you have to say that when
    I was getting all sentimental?!
[21:18] Yurine
    Heh, sentimental?
[21:20] Yurine
    Still, since all these people are here,
[21:23] Yurine
    why don't we all sing together as one?
[21:28] Jashin
    Wait, why?!
[21:29] [SONG] Song
    We are all alive
[21:32] Jashin
    What the heck was this
    episode about, anyway?!
[21:35] Yurine
    You know this is how it always is.
[21:37] [SONG] Song
    We're hungry, so...
[23:11] Ecute
    At long last, I get to make my appearance!
[23:14] Atre
    Princess, the people are asking who you are.
[23:17] Ecute
    What?! There are people who don't know me?!
[23:21] Ecute
    I am the vampire princess who governs
    the Transylvania Family of Hell,
[23:26] Ecute
    the cutest, smartest, and most
    noble being in Hell, Ecute-sama!
[23:28] Atre
    Next time on Dropkick
    on My Devil!! X, episode 11:
[23:32] Atre
    "The Jinbocho Blood Donation Center."
[23:34] Atre
    I, Atre, am also looking
    forward to meeting all of you.

Season 3 - Dropkick on My Devil!!! X

E11 - The Jinbocho Blood Donation Center

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[00:14] Lierre
    Sorry about this, Pino.
    The TV at the orphanage isn't working.
[00:17] Pino
    I-It's all right.
[00:19] Pino
    She's lying.
[00:20] Pino
    She came here so the two of us
    would be alone and she can kill me.
[00:25] Pino
    I need to use the bathroom.
[00:29] Lierre
    Pino?
[00:30] Lierre
    The bathroom's not that way.
[00:32] Pino
    I-I-I meant the bathroom outside...
[00:36] Lierre
    What's up with her?
[00:39] Lierre
    Oh, well. Time for Patra-chan!
SIGN    Patra
SIGN    Patra
SIGN    chan
SIGN    chan
[00:47] TV
    Patra-chan!
[00:49] Patra
    Hi!
[00:51] Baddie1
    You've caused us a lot of trouble.
[00:53] Baddie1
    Tell us the secret of Pyramid Power!
[00:56] Patra
    I'll never tell you!
[00:58] Horus
    Don't, Princess! If Pyramid Power falls
    into the wrong hands, the world's done for!
[01:02] Baddie2
    All right then. If we can't get it out of her,
    we'll have to get it out of you.
[01:07] Horus
    Huh?!
[01:08] Patra
    Fool! You know Horus will never tell you!
[01:10] Baddie1
    Then die.
[01:12] Horus
    F-Fine! I'll talk!
[01:13] Patra
    Come on!
[01:14] Horus
    Shut up! I'm scared! The fear's too much for me!
[01:18] Patra
    He's so useless.
[01:22] Lierre
    Patra-chan never disappoints. What a riot!
SIGN    To Be Continued
SIGN    The Patra
SIGN    Exhibition
    Is On!!
[01:27] Patra
    The Patra Exhibition is on!
SIGN    Eccentric
    Patra-chan
SIGN    Stop!
SIGN    The Patra
SIGN    Exhibition
    Is On!!
SIGN    Parents and children attending together
    will receive an Eccentric Patra-chan figure*!
SIGN    Parents and children attending together
    will receive an Eccentric Patra-chan figure!
[01:29] Patra
    Parents and children attending together*
    will receive an Eccentric Patra-chan figure!
SIGN    Eccentric
    Patra-chan
SIGN    Stop!
SIGN    Eccentric
    Patra-chan
SIGN    Stop!
SIGN    Eccentric
    Patra-chan
SIGN    Stop!
SIGN    Eccentric
    Patra-chan
SIGN    Stop!
SIGN    Eccentric
    Patra-chan
SIGN    Stop!
SIGN    Eccentric
    Patra-chan
SIGN    Stop!
[01:35] Lierre
    A free Eccentric Patra-chan figure?!
[01:40] Lierre
    That's...
[01:42] Lierre
    I want it! No matter the cost, I want it!
[01:46] Lierre
    I have to go to the Patra-chan Exhibition!
[03:22] Lierre
    It's only for children accompanied by a
    parent, huh? So all I'm missing is a parent.
[03:28] Lierre
    And none of them look
    anything like parents.
[03:32] Yurine
    I'm not gonna be your mom.
SIGN    m 0 0 l 100 0 100 100 0 100
SIGN    m 0 0 l 100 0 100 100 0 100
SIGN    Orphanage
    Iron Commando
SIGN    m 0 0 l 100 0 100 100 0 100
SIGN    Orphanage
    Iron Commando
SIGN    m 0 0 l 100 0 100 100 0 100
SIGN    Orphanage
    Iron Commando
SIGN    m 0 0 l 100 0 100 100 0 100
SIGN    Orphanage
    Iron Commando
SIGN    m 0 0 l 100 0 100 100 0 100
SIGN    Orphanage
    Iron Commando
[03:39] Lierre
    About the same there.
SIGN    Oh, Lierre. Where have you been?
[03:51] Hashira
    What?! But why?!
[03:54] Staff
    It's only for parents and
    children attending together.
[03:58] Hashira
    No way! But I'm here with my family!
[04:02] Staff
    Yes, well...
[04:04] Chiba
    See? I told you it wouldn't work!
[04:06] Chiba
    He's not my real dad!
    We don't look anything alike!
[04:10] Ozaki
    Shigeruko...
[04:13] Hashira
    You know what, miss? You're right.
[04:17] Hashira
    She and I aren't related by blood, it's true.
[04:21] Ozaki
    D-Dear...
[04:22] Hashira
    But I've always wanted
    to be a true father to her.
[04:28] Hashira
    There's not much I can do for her.
[04:31] Hashira
    This Eccentric Patra-chan figure is the
    first thing Shigeruko ever asked me for!
[04:36] Hashira
    So please, let me be her father!
[04:39] Hashira
    Give us this figure!
[04:40] Staff
    But...
[04:41] Hashira
    Give us the Patra-chan figure!
[04:43] Hashira
    I'll do anything for my little girl!
[04:46] Hashira
    I'm begging you!
[04:47] Ozaki
    Dear!
[04:48] Staff
    Sir...
[04:49] Hashira
    I'll grovel! I'll dance naked!
[04:52] Hashira
    I'll eat a live tarantula if you tell me to!
[04:55] Staff
    You don't need to do that!
[04:57] Hashira
    I can do it!
[04:58] Staff
    No, that's not what I...
[05:00] Chiba
    You...
[05:05] Chiba
    Eat it, then.
[05:07] Chiba
    If you're my dad, then eat this tarantula!
[05:25] Hashira
    Shigeruko, your dad ate the tarantula.
[05:29] Chiba
    Dad...
[05:31] Ozaki
    Dear!
[05:32] Staff
    Just yesterday, "Dad" was
    the one playing the child.
[05:41] Miku
    Where can I get Yukio-sensei's autograph?
[05:42] Staff
    Uh, ma'am! Leeks
    aren't allowed in here!
[05:45] Chiba
    I have more! Eat another one!
[05:47] Ozaki
    Dear...
[05:50] Lierre
    I got it!
SIGN    How nice.
[05:57] Lierre
    You have to act like
    my mom while we're here.
[06:01] Lierre
    We came to the Patra Exhibition
    as mother and child, remember?
SIGN    Yes, yes.
[06:07] Lierre
    Oh, they have Patra-chan goods on display!
SIGN    Awe
[06:10] Lierre
    I don't have this one.
[06:12] Lierre
    Oh, the author's autograph.
[06:14] Lierre
    Don't care.
[06:17] Persephone
    Lierre always did love childish things.
[06:28] Lierre
    A life-sized Patra-chan cutout!
[06:31] Lierre
    Meet
    Patra-chan!
[06:32] Lierre
    Persephone, would you take my picture?
SIGN    Aren't we mother and child? What child asks a favor of her mother like that?
[06:39] Lierre
    Huh?
[06:41] Girl
    Mommy, take my picture!
[06:43] Mom
    Okay.
SIGN    If you ask me like that, I'll take one for you.
[06:49] Lierre
    I can't talk like that!
SIGN    No photo with Patra-chan, then.
[07:05] Lierre
    Muh...
[07:06] Lierre
    Mommy, take my picture.
SIGN    How cute!
SIGN    Okay, I'm taking it.
[07:17] Lierre
    It's all for Patra-chan!
[07:26] Medusa
    Morning, Minos!
[07:28] Minos
    Morning!
[07:30] Medusa
    We have our health exams
    and combat ability tests today.
[07:34] Medusa
    I hate this day. My combat ability's so low.
[07:37] Minos
    You don't have to feel bad about that!
[07:41] Minos
    There's hardly ever any
    fighting in Hell anymore.
[07:44] Minos
    The health exam is more important!
[07:48] Minos
    By the way, what's that line
     you've got next to you?
[07:54] Jashin
    Heya.
[07:57] Jashin
    I was prepping my body for the
    health exam, and I ended up like this.
[08:03] Jashin
    To lose weight, I shadow-boxed in
    a sauna while wearing a sauna suit,
[08:07] Jashin
    ate only one tomato a day every day,
[08:10] Jashin
    and didn't drink any liquids at all.
[08:12] Minos
    You dork! You're not Chikaraishi!
[08:16] Medusa
    I said she should drink at least one glass
     and handed it to her, but she just dumped it.
SIGN    Smirk
SIGN    m 0 0 b 24 -9 54 -14 71 -14 b 103 -15 134 -13 153 -9 b 150 6 150 21 151 37 b 130 32 104 33 76 34 b 60 34 41 35 24 37 b 16 39 8 40 0 42
SIGN    m 0 0 b 0 0 0 -1 2 -2 b 2 -2 2 -2 3 -2 b 4 -2 5 -2 6 -1 b 6 -1 7 0 7 1 b 7 2 7 2 7 3 b 7 4 7 4 6 5 b 5 6 4 6 3 6 b 2 6 2 5 1 5 b 1 5 0 6 0 6 b 0 5 -1 4 -1 3 b -1 2 -1 1 -1 0
SIGN    m 0 0 b 0 0 0 -1 2 -2 b 2 -2 2 -2 3 -2 b 4 -2 5 -2 6 -1 b 6 -1 7 0 7 1 b 7 2 7 2 7 3 b 7 4 7 4 6 5 b 5 6 4 6 3 6 b 2 6 2 5 1 5 b 1 5 0 6 0 6 b 0 5 -1 4 -1 3 b -1 2 -1 1 -1 0
SIGN    m 0 0 b 24 -9 54 -14 71 -14 b 103 -15 134 -13 153 -9 b 150 6 150 21 151 37 b 130 32 104 33 76 34 b 60 34 41 35 24 37 b 16 39 8 40 0 42
SIGN    m 0 0 b 24 -9 54 -14 71 -14 b 103 -15 134 -13 153 -9 b 150 6 150 21 151 37 b 130 32 104 33 76 34 b 60 34 41 35 24 37 b 16 39 8 40 0 42
SIGN    Hell School
[08:31] Medusa
    I'm 27 kilograms!
[08:33] Minos
    I'm 31 kilograms.
SIGN    Minos
SIGN    Minos
SIGN    Minos
SIGN    Minos
[08:35] Minos
    I'd like to put on a little more weight
    so I'll have a stronger punch.
SIGN    Minos
SIGN    Minos
[08:39] Minos
    You're a little too light, Medusa. Eat more.
[08:48] Jashin
    T-Two kilograms.
[08:51] Minos
    What made you like this?
[08:54] Jashin
    I gotta get into a lower weight
     class so I can fight Yafuki.
[08:57] Medusa
    You're so easily influenced by manga.
[09:00] Minos
    Yafuki doesn't weigh two kilograms.
[09:03] Jashin
    But now that I've been weighed,
    I can eat and drink all I want.
[09:10] Jashin
    F-First, some water...
[09:15] Jashin
    Water...
[09:17] Medusa
    You shouldn't drink so much so soon!
[09:26] Jashin
    Boy, that was embarrassing!
[09:28] Jashin
    My body couldn't accept me suddenly
    drinking all that water, and I passed out.
[09:28] Teacher
    Stand up straight. I need to measure you.
[09:32] Minos
    Minos
[09:32] Minos
    Seriously, you're gonna die
    one day if you're not careful.
[09:35] Jashin
    Nah, if I died, the anime
    and manga would both end.
[09:38] Minos
    Minos
[09:38] Jashin
    It's fine, it's fine!
[09:38] Minos
    Minos
[09:42] Teacher
    Medusa-san, you're 130 centimeters.
[09:44] Teacher
    Minos-san, you're 135 centimeters.
[09:52] Teacher
    Jashin-chan-san, you're...
[09:54] Teacher
    about two meters?
[09:57] Jashin
    Yay! I'm top of the class!
[10:00] Jashin
    I'm the tallest and the
    lightest in our class!
[10:02] Jashin
    These guys are just so tiny!
SIGN    Don't cheat, Jashin-chan. Just get measured at your normal height.
[10:09] Jashin
    My tail counts toward my height!
SIGN    Last of all, we have the combat ability test.
SIGN    You'll each fight a slime to determine your combat abilities.
[10:23] Jashin
    I'll beat it to a pulp with my killer move!
SIGN    Come with me, Jashin-chan.
[10:28] Jashin
    Huh?
SIGN    Devils measuring over two meters tall...
SIGN    have to fight a cyclops.
[10:34] Jashin
    Huh?! Wait, uh, I don't...
[10:37] Jashin
    I-I'm fine just fighting a slime!
SIGN    Sorry, but you can't.
SIGN    Jashin-chan...
SIGN    Good luck.
[11:07] Voice
    Please begin.
[11:13] Jashin
    Th-This isn't a combat ability test!
    If I fight this thing, I'll die!
[11:20] Jashin
    What kind of school is this?!
    This shouldn't be allowed at a school!
[11:24] Jashin
    I'm gonna complain to
    the board of education!
[11:30] Jashin
    Who are you groaning at, you jerk?!
[11:35] Jashin
    That didn't do a thing to him.
[11:38] Jashin
    And I haven't eaten, so I have no strength.
[11:41] Jashin
    I have no choice.
[11:43] Jashin
    I'll finish this with my killer move!
[11:46] Jashin
    Dropkick!
[11:50] Voice
    KO!
SIGN    m 0 0 l 100 0 100 100 0 100
SIGN    Brains
    Leaking
    Out
[11:53] Voice
    You lose.
SIGN    m 0 0 l 100 0 100 100 0 100
SIGN    Brains
    Leaking
    Out
[12:01] Jashin
    I don't know this ceiling...
[12:04] Medusa
    Oh, you're awake?
[12:06] Medusa
    You're in the nurse's office.
[12:08] Minos
    Are you okay?
[12:09] Jashin
    Ow... I got my butt kicked.
[12:13] Minos
    Yeah, your brains were oozing out.
[12:15] Jashin
    It's cruel to make a
    student fight that thing.
SIGN    It's your own fault for cheating, Chikaraishi.
[12:21] Jashin
    I'll never cheat again.
[12:26] Jashin
    I totally could've beaten that cyclops!
[12:29] Jashin
    But I was so hungry...
[12:32] Jashin
    My stomach growled.
SIGN    Would you like to eat at my house today?
SIGN    I made curry.
[12:39] Jashin
    Yay!
[12:40] Medusa
    Sensei, you're getting
    married soon, aren't you?
[12:43] Minos
    It's so cool that you're
    marrying the King of Hell!
[12:46] Jashin
    I'll be checking to make sure that old Hades
    is well-off enough to be worthy of you!
SIGN    Children don't need to worry about things like that!
SIGN    Diary of
    Evil Deeds
SIGN    Year 3
SIGN    Pazuzu Class
SIGN    Jashin-chan
SIGN    Faked my height!!
[13:00] Jashin
    This brings back memories.
SIGN    Dropkicked
     a cyclops!
SIGN    Dropkicked
     a cyclops!
SIGN    Dropkicked
    a cyclops!
[13:04] Jashin
    I can't show you the other
    pages! They're too evil!
[13:11] Jashin
    Wow, even when I was little,
    I was always a bad girl!
[13:16] Jashin
    And I was so pointy, I could stab anyone.
[13:19] Jashin
    Of course, Sensei was pretty impressive, too.
[13:22] Jashin
    Even if those were the rules,
    she was way too ruthless.
SIGN    Blood Donation Center
[13:30] Jashin
    Was there always a blood
    donation center here?
SIGN    Blood Donation Center
[13:33] Jashin
    And it's pretty cool-looking.
SIGN    Type
SIGN    Type
SIGN    Type
SIGN    Type
SIGN    Crisis
[13:36] Jashin
    The need for all blood
    types is at crisis level?
[13:39] Jashin
    Okay!
[13:40] Jashin
    I'm gonna do something good today
    to cancel out all my evil deeds!
[13:46] Jashin
    Anybody home?
[13:48] Jashin
    I'd like to donate.
    Do you accept devil blood?
[13:52] Jashin
    That's hot!
[13:54] Jashin
    Hot! Hot! Hot! Hot! Hot!
[13:55] Ecute
    Leave.
[13:58] Ecute
    I have no need of blood
     that isn't from a human.
[14:01] Jashin
    Hey! What'd you do that for?!
     You burned my tail!
[14:05] Jashin
    I came here to donate, and you repay
    my generosity with belligerence!
[14:09] Jashin
    You call yourself blood
     donation center staff?!
[14:12] Jashin
    Wait...
[14:13] Jashin
    Are you from Hell?
[14:15] Jashin
    Actually, you're a vampire, aren't you?
[14:19] Ecute
    Correct.
[14:20] Ecute
    I'd heard devils and angels
     resided in this town.
[14:24] Ecute
    You must be one of them.
[14:26] Ecute
    This is a sacred place to
    the noble vampire clan.
[14:29] Ecute
    Common devils such as yourself
    are not permitted here.
[14:33] Jashin
    Excuse me?!
[14:34] Jashin
    Since when is the vampire clan so noble?
[14:36] Jashin
    I hate you guys. You always act like
    you're better than everyone else!
[14:40] Ecute
    We aren't acting.
     We are better than everyone else.
[14:44] Ecute
    Especially me.
[14:46] Ecute
    Because...
[14:47] Ecute
    I am the vampire princess who governs
    the Transylvania Family of Hell,
[14:52] Ecute
    the cutest, smartest, and most
    noble being in Hell, Ecute-sama!
[14:57] Ecute
    I am also the head of the Jinbocho
    branch of this donation center.
[15:02] Ecute
    I am not merely "staff."
[15:04] Jashin
    Hm, my apps could probably
    be organized a little better.
[15:07] Jashin
    I'd rather not have any apps on
    my home screen if I can avoid it.
[15:11] Ecute
    A very important being just introduced
    herself to you! Pay attention!
[15:16] Jashin
    Okay, Princess, to thank you for your
    lovely introduction, I'll introduce myself.
[15:21] Jashin
    I'm the daughter of the top VIP at what
    is basically Hell's Ministry of Agriculture...
[15:27] Jashin
    The intelligent and pretty
    Jashin-chan of the proud devil nobility!
[15:32] Jashin
    I'm also the most loved, adored,
    and popular being in this town!
[15:36] Jashin
    An eye for an eye, you stupid brat!
[15:41] Ecute
    H-Hey! That was dangerous!
[15:44] Ecute
    I am but a fragile, transient little girl!
[15:49] Jashin
    You use way too many
    descriptive words for yourself.
[15:53] Jashin
    What's wrong?
[15:54] Ecute
    I can't get up. Help me.
[15:56] Jashin
    Huh?
[15:58] Ecute
    I am very weak!
[16:01] Jashin
    You act all important, and
    you're weak? That's just sad!
[16:04] Jashin
    All right, fine.
[16:06] Ecute
    An opening!
[16:07] Ecute
    Fool!
[16:08] Ecute
    I'm actually very strong, but I pretended
    to be weak so you'd let your guard down!
[16:11] Eccentric
    Soft and Airy Milk Punch!
[16:24] Jashin
    You really are weak.
[16:28] Jashin
    Wow, so there's finally someone
    weaker than me in this story now.
[16:32] Jashin
    It sure feels great not
    being on the bottom rung!
[16:37] Jashin
    Now, let me ask you something.
[16:40] Jashin
    Why did a vampire set up a
    blood donation center in my town?
[16:44] Jashin
    What are you after?
[16:46] Ecute
    Save me, Atre! Atre, are you here?!
[16:52] Atre
    You called, Princess?
SIGN    Blood Donation Center
SIGN    Blood Donation Center
[16:57] DevilA
    It's commonly believed that
    vampires are weak to sunlight, fire,
[17:01] DevilA
    crosses, garlic, silver bullets,
     and flowing water.
[17:09] DevilA
    That's a lot of weaknesses.
[17:11] Atre
    It seems the princess
    used her projectile attack,
[17:14] Atre
    Light and Fluffy Strawberry Flambé, on you.
[17:18] Atre
    I apologize profusely for her rudeness.
[17:18] Jashin
    Light and Fluffy?
[17:21] Atre
    Princess...
[17:26] Atre
    Why the hell'd ya go attackin'
    someone livin' an honest life, moron?!
[17:29] Atre
    Ya think ya can cause trouble
    for other denizens of Hell
[17:32] Atre
    and still call yerself a vampire princess?!
[17:35] Atre
    Apologize right now!
[17:37] Ecute
    Forgive me! Please forgive me!
[17:40] Atre
    Go ahead, Princess.
[17:42] Atre
    The princess will now
    cut off her finger to atone.
[17:45] Atre
    Please take her finger home
    with you as an apology.
[17:48] Jashin
    Uh, really, there's no need for that...
[17:52] Jashin
    You've really got it rough, huh?
[17:55] Atre
    Allow me to introduce myself.
[17:57] Atre
    I am the princess's educator,
     Atre of the vampire clan.
[18:03] Jashin
    I'm Jashin-chan of the proud devil nobility!
[18:06] Atre
    Jashin-dono, you say?
[18:08] Jashin
    That's Jashin-chan-dono!
[18:10] Jashin
    Why did you set up a blood
    donation center in Jinbocho?
[18:13] Jashin
    I asked the princess, but she brushed
    me off, so I want you to tell me.
[18:18] Atre
    Then, let us discuss it over tea.
[18:22] Jashin
    Ooh! Fresh Moon and Daimaru-yaki!
[18:25] Jashin
    These are so good! You guys like them, too?
[18:28] Atre
    Yes.
[18:29] Jashin
    Chow time!
[18:30] Atre
    Ordinarily, vampires have no need
    for any food other than blood,
[18:35] Atre
    but we do enjoy experiencing
    the flavors of food.
[18:38] Ecute
    Delicious!
[18:40] Atre
    So we thought...
[18:42] Atre
    If we attack humans to drink their blood,
    it will invite conflict with Heaven.
[18:47] Atre
    So why not simply open
    a blood donation center,
[18:50] Atre
    and have the humans bring
    their blood to us themselves?
[18:53] Ecute
    And the humans get to feel
    they've done good by donating blood.
[18:57] Ecute
    It's two birds with one stone.
[18:59] Jashin
    You say that like you're doing them a favor,
    but you're just tricking them, y'know.
[19:04] Atre
    That is why we vampires are now building
    blood donation centers all over Japan.
[19:11] Jashin
    It's not just the one in this town?
[19:14] Jashin
    And you're the head of the
    Jinbocho branch, Princess?
[19:17] Ecute
    Tee-hee!
[19:18] Ecute
    Just so you know, there's a reason why
    I personally became the head of this branch.
[19:24] Ecute
    I am searching for a certain human.
[19:27] Jashin
    A human?
[19:28] Ecute
    Rumor has it a human who has
    tamed both devils and angels,
[19:31] Ecute
    who goes by the name of
    Hanazono Yurine, lives in this town.
[19:35] Jashin
    H-Hanazono Yurine?!
[19:37] Ecute
    You know her?
[19:39] Jashin
    Nope...
[19:41] Jashin
    For now, I'll just
    pretend I don't know her.
[19:44] Ecute
    I see.
[19:46] Jashin
    And, um... What's your
    business with this human?
[19:49] Atre
    Our king wants her to ally with our clan.
[19:53] Ecute
    I want to bring the human back
    with me to help my father!
[19:58] Ecute
    If she has attracted the attention
    of both devils and angels,
[20:01] Ecute
    she must be truly brilliant!
[20:04] Jashin
    Huh. I see.
[20:07] Jashin
    Well, I guess it's time for me to get going.
[20:10] Atre
    You have to leave so soon?
[20:12] Jashin
    If you don't take devil blood,
    I can't donate, right?
[20:16] Jashin
    So bye.
[20:19] Ecute
    What came over her all of a sudden?
[20:22] Atre
    Perhaps she remembered
    some urgent business?
[20:30] Jashin
    You gotta be kidding me!
[20:32] Jashin
    They want Yurine to
    team up with the vampires?!
[20:35] Jashin
    If Yurine does that, she'll become immortal!
[20:38] Jashin
    Then I'll never make it back to Hell!
[20:41] Jashin
    I can't find Grimoire: Apocrypha anywhere,
    either. What would I do if I lost Yurine, too?!
[20:48] Jashin
    I have to kill Yurine before
    she can team up with them.
[20:53] Jashin
    No...
[20:54] Jashin
    If I kill her, the vampires
    will come after me!
[20:59] Jashin
    This is a real problem!
[21:01] Jashin
    Seriously, what am I supposed to do?!
[21:05] Jashin
    It's no use! I'm too dumb to think this much!
    Everything in my head's mashing together
[21:09] Jashin
    and I don't know what to do!
[21:14] Jashin
    That's right.
[21:17] Jashin
    There's no need to think about it right now.
SIGN    Life
    Theater
[21:25] Jashin
    I need to calm my mind.
SIGN    Life
    Theater
[21:29] Jashin
    Tell me what I should do, Life Theater!
[21:33] Jashin
    A quick pull will give me answers.
[23:10] Jashin
    Ah, well done making it this far, everyone!
[23:13] Jashin
    The third season of Dropkick
    on My Devil is finally ending!
[23:17] Jashin
    Wait, can I make it back to
    Hell in just one more episode?!
[23:21] Yurine
    Good question. Can you?
[23:24] Yurine
    Next time on Dropkick
    on My Devil!! X, episode 12:
[23:29] Yurine
    "Forever Dropkick."
    Look forward to it.
[23:33] Jashin
    "Forever"?
[23:35] Jashin
    That makes it sound like
    I'll never make it back...

Season 3 - Dropkick on My Devil!!! X

E12 - Forever Dropkick

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[00:03] Ecute
    There...
[00:04] Ecute
    There's a dog here!
[00:06] Ecute
    Do something, Atre!
[00:08] Atre
    I-I'm not good with dogs, either...
[00:11] Ecute
    We finally found out where Hanazono
    Yurine lives, but now we can't get in!
[00:20] Minos
    Somethin' wrong?
[00:22] Ecute
    Oh, are you a devil?
[00:25] Atre
    We've come to see the one who resides
    here, Hanazono Yurine-dono, but...
[00:29] Ecute
    We vampires don't like dogs...
[00:32] Minos
    Oh, you're vampires?
[00:35] Minos
    Beth's a beast of Hell, so you're safe.
[00:37] Ecute
    I-It's not a dog?
[00:43] Minos
    Come on in.
[00:46] Jashin
    Ah, it's you two!
[00:48] Ecute
    You're that snake from the other day!
[00:51] Atre
    You are Hanazono Yurine-dono?
[00:53] Yurine
    Yes.
[00:54] Yurine
    Are these friends of yours?
[00:57] Ecute
    You said you didn't know Hanazono Yurine!
[01:00] Jashin
    Gulp!
[01:01] Yurine
    Huh?
[01:02] Jashin
    Uh-oh! They're here to
    recruit Yurine into their clan!
[01:06] Jashin
    You idiot! Why'd you let them in?!
[01:09] Jashin
    They're vampires! In human terms,
    they're an organized crime ring!
[01:13] Atre
    It is true that we vampires
    do not lead praiseworthy lives.
[01:19] Atre
    But we do our best to avoid
    causing trouble for those who do.
[01:24] Ecute
    Besides, it's because we take in
    rogues who have nowhere to go
[01:29] Ecute
    that all devils can live
     their lives in peace.
[01:32] Jashin
    Hmph! Listen to you, justifying yourselves!
[01:36] Jashin
    Yurine, these two are bad people
    who built a phony blood donation center
[01:40] Jashin
    to collect human blood.
[01:42] Jashin
    You should chase 'em off right now.
[01:44] Yurine
    You know, you've been rude to
    our guests since they got here.
[01:49] Yurine
    And you falsely told them
    you didn't know me.
[01:51] Yurine
    Seems a bit fishy.
[01:54] Minos
    Jashin-chan, you're not the type
    to care what race people are.
[01:58] Jashin
    Well, I just turned into that type now!
[02:01] Yurine
    And what is it you wanted to see me about?
[02:04] Atre
    Forgive us for not
    introducing ourselves.
[02:07] Atre
    This is Princess Ecute
    of the Vampire Kingdom.
[02:11] Ecute
    Nice to meet you!
[02:12] Atre
    And I am her attendant, Atre.
[02:15] Atre
    We have come here to ask a favor of you.
[02:18] Atre
    Princess, please explain.
[02:21] Ecute
    You're a human, yet you have conquered
    devils and even domesticated angels.
[02:26] Ecute
    You're a bit of a celebrity
    among the vampires.
[02:30] Yurine
    Huh?
[02:31] Minos
    Hey, you're a star!
[02:32] Jashin
    Don't encourage her!
[02:34] Ecute
    And my father, the king of the vampires,
    has taken an interest in your abilities.
[02:40] Ecute
    What do you say to
    becoming part of our clan?
[02:45] Jashin
    No!
[02:45] Jashin
    She'll never join you! Right, Yurine?!
[02:48] Atre
    Our king has said he will
    arrange anything you desire
[02:51] Atre
    and provide you with
    the utmost hospitality.
[02:54] Jashin
    I told you, she'll never
    join you! Just go home!
[02:57] Jashin
    You'll never join them, right, Yurine?!
[03:00] Yurine
    I could be a cool vampire like
    the ones in movies and manga?
[03:05] Jashin
    Uh-oh. She's interested.
[03:08] Jashin
    Say something, Minos!
[03:10] Jashin
    You can't have Yurine
    becoming a vampire, right?!
[03:13] Minos
    Well...
[03:15] Minos
    She'd be immortal, so we could
     be friends forever! I'd like that!
[03:20] Yurine
    Wait, so...
[03:22] Yurine
    Will he get me a really
    cool vampire outfit, too?
[03:28] Atre
    Of course.
[03:29] Yurine
    I see...
[03:32] Minos
    Yurine-chan as a vampire, huh? Sounds good!
[03:32] Jashin
    I have to stop this! I have to stop Yurine
    from becoming a vampire, whatever it takes!
[03:36] Yurine
    Yeah, it does...
[03:36] Minos
    You'd be really cool!
[03:38] Jashin
    Think... I have to think!
[03:39] Minos
    It'd suit you well!
[03:41] Jashin
    It's no use!
[03:42] Jashin
    I'm thinking so hard, everything in my brain
    is way beyond mashed together! It's on fire!
[03:56] Jashin
    I see.
[03:58] Jashin
    You want Yurine on your
    side that badly, do you?
[04:01] Jashin
    Then I guess I'll have to get serious, too.
[04:07] Jashin
    Please! Please give up on
    getting Yurine to join your clan!
[04:14] Jashin
    Nailed it!
[04:16] Jashin
    There's no one who can look at a perfect
    prostration like this and not feel moved!
[04:20] Ecute
    I will not give up.
[04:21] Jashin
    Huh?!
[04:22] Ecute
    Now I just want her to join us even more.
[04:24] Jashin
    Why, you!
[04:27] Jashin
    Have you no pity for someone
    who's groveling in front of you?!
[04:32] Jashin
    If you make Yurine one of you, I'll stop
    the water supply to the Vampire Kingdom!
[04:36] Ecute
    What?!
[04:37] Minos
    You know you can't do that.
[04:39] Minos
    You don't have that kind of authority.
[04:41] Jashin
    I do, too!
[04:43] Jashin
    Just you wait.
[04:44] Jashin
    I'm the daughter of a VIP at what is
    basically Hell's Ministry of Agriculture.
[04:51] Jashin
    Hello, Daddy? It's Jashin-chan.
[04:55] Jashin
    Listen, I have a favor to ask.
[04:57] Jashin
    I was hoping you could stop the water
    supply to the Vampire Kingdom...
[05:01] Jashin
    What?!
[05:02] Jashin
    Yes...
[05:03] Jashin
    Yes.
[05:05] Jashin
    No, I'm really not joking around...
[05:08] Jashin
    Yes, sir. I'm sorry. Goodbye.
[05:13] Jashin
    He said if I keep joking
    around, he'll kill me.
[05:16] Yurine
    Dang, your dad's hardcore.
[05:18] Minos
    He's as tough on you as ever, huh?
[05:22] Jashin
    Damn that useless father of mine!
     Damn gerontocracy!
[05:26] Pino
    I won't let you bring
    Hanazono-san into your clan!
[05:30] Pino
    I heard everything!
[05:32] Jashin
    Pino...
[05:33] Ecute
    Oh, an angel.
[05:35] Ecute
    Eavesdropping seems in
    poor taste for an angel.
[05:38] Pino
    I came to bring her a cake
    and just happened to overhear.
[05:41] Pino
    Hanazono-san!
[05:43] Pino
    Please don't join the vampire clan!
[05:46] Pino
    If you go away, who'll protect
     me from Lierre-sama?!
[05:50] Yurine
    Uh, I...
[05:51] Pino
    Aren't you my savior?!
[05:53] Yurine
    Wait a...
[05:56] Pino
    You just need to go away!
[05:59] Ecute
    Atre... Save me!
[06:01] Jashin
    That's it! Get her!
[06:02] Atre
    Oh, Princess...
[06:04] Pino
    I won't let you have Hanazono-san,
    even if it costs me my life!
[06:08] Jashin
    If you're prepared to die for it,
[06:09] Jashin
    you should have the guts to get
    yourself killed taking out Lierre-san, too.
[06:12] Yurine
    Cut it out already.
[06:17] Pino
    Hanazono-san!
[06:22] Atre
    I see the rumors were true.
[06:23] Atre
    Princess, let us leave for today.
[06:27] Atre
    We have informed her of our intentions.
[06:30] Ecute
    No.
[06:31] Atre
    Princess...
[06:32] Ecute
    I will take her home today
    and earn my father's praise!
[06:35] Ecute
    I'll make her one of us
    even if I have to use force!
[06:39] Atre
    Princ—
[06:40] Ecute
    I refuse to leave!
[06:45] Atre
    Shut the hell up!
[06:46] Atre
    There's a procedure ya gotta follow
    with these things, you dumbass!
[07:00] Atre
    I am sorry you had to see that.
[07:02] Atre
    We will be taking our leave now.
[07:07] Atre
    Yurine-dono...
[07:09] Atre
    We have not given up on you.
[07:12] Atre
    We look forward to receiving your
    favorable response on another day.
[07:16] Pino
    Hanazono-san, please don't abandon me!
[07:19] Jashin
    Whew! Pino, you saved us!
[07:23] Minos
    Yurine-chan...
[07:25] Minos
    So what do you think about their offer?
[07:27] Yurine
    Well, vampires are really cool...
[07:31] Yurine
    What should I do?
[07:33] Jashin
    Don't think about it! Tell them no!
[07:35] Minos
    Oh, if Yurine-chan becomes an immortal
    vampire, you won't be able to go back to Hell.
[07:40] Minos
    So that's why you're so desperate.
[07:42] Jashin
    You really are an idiot!
[07:45] Minos
    But they didn't seem likely
    to give up anytime soon.
SIGN    European-Style Curry
[07:54] Chiba
    Nothing beats curry on a Sunday morning!
SIGN    European-Style Curry
SIGN    European-Style Curry
SIGN    European-Style Curry
SIGN    Hana
    Udon
SIGN    Glory
SIGN    Hana
    Udon
SIGN    Glory
SIGN    Hana
    Udon
SIGN    Glory
[07:57] Ozaki
    Jinbocho, the town where you
    can eat curry in the morning!
SIGN    Hana
    Udon
SIGN    Glory
SIGN    Hana
    Udon
SIGN    Glory
[08:00] Hashira
    The best of the best!
SIGN    Hana
    Udon
SIGN    Glory
SIGN    Hana
    Udon
SIGN    Glory
SIGN    Hana
    Udon
SIGN    Glory
SIGN    Hana
    Udon
SIGN    Glory
SIGN    Hana
    Udon
[08:05] Jashin
    What am I gonna do if
    Yurine joins the vampire clan?
[08:09] Jashin
    She'll get even stronger,
    meaning I won't be able to kill her,
[08:12] Jashin
    and I'll never be able to get back to Hell.
[08:16] Jashin
    I don't wanna think about it...
[08:18] Guy
    Outta my way!
[08:21] Jashin
    Sorry.
[08:27] Ryo
    Ugh, Jashin-chan, you reek of booze.
[08:32] Bakuga
    Don't drink too much!
[08:37] Jashin
    I've mellowed out so much.
[08:42] Devil
    Is this really how you wanna be?
[08:44] Angel
    You used to be as sharp as a knife,
[08:47] Angel
    and you'd bite with the force of a mad dog.
[08:51] Devil
    Looks like human life has gotten to you.
[08:55] Devil
    You'll never beat Yurine that way.
[08:58] Jashin
    What?
[08:59] Devil
    Right now, you're just
    like a defanged wombat!
[09:02] Jashin
    Do wombats even have fangs?
[09:04] Jashin
    Oh, I'm out of booze.
[09:06] Devil
    Come on! You want the humans
    to keep making fun of you?!
[09:10] Angel
    Now is the time to reclaim
    your pride as Hell nobility!
[09:14] Jashin
    My pride as... Hell nobility?
[09:17] Jashin
    That's right. I...
[09:21] Jashin
    was born a noble of Hell!
[09:23] Jashin
    How dare they mock me...
    Who cares about vampires or Yurine?
[09:28] Jashin
    I'll make them see that the
    real me is a terrifying devil!
[09:32] Jashin
    I'll thoroughly retrain my mind and body,
    and take back my pride as a noble of Hell!
[09:36] Both
    That's the way!
[09:41] Jashin
    Ow! It hurts!
[09:45] Minos
    95, 96, 97, 98, 99...
[09:48] DevilA
    That very day, Jashin-chan began
    torturing her own mind and body.
[09:54] Minos
    Don't push yourself too hard!
[09:59] DevilA
    This time, Jashin-chan was serious.
SIGN    Life
    Theater
[10:06] DevilA
    All to reclaim her pride as a noble of Hell!
[10:13] Yurine
    I'm home. I bought chicken.
[10:16] Yurine
    Also, I ran into Lierre,
    so I brought her with me.
[10:19] Lierre
    I'm here to visit.
[10:21] Jashin
    Hey.
[10:24] Lierre
    What's all this?
[10:25] Yurine
    Jashin-chan's food.
    She's on a restricted diet right now.
[10:29] Lierre
    Huh.
[10:31] Yurine
    The only part of the chicken
    she can eat is the keel.
SIGN    m 0 0 l 0 0 l 23 0 b 24 0 24 1 24 1 l 24 14 b 24 15 23 15 23 15 l -21 15 b -21 15 -22 15 -22 14 l -22 1 b -22 1 -22 1 -22 1 b -22 1 -22 0 -21 0 l -21 0 b -21 0 -21 0 -21 0 b -21 0 -21 0 -21 0
SIGN    ° Keel
     Part of the breast.
     Very healthy.
[10:34] Lierre
    These fries are good.
[10:38] Jashin
    I'm not who I used to be. I'm getting rid
    of the naïveté along with the excess fat.
[10:49] Jashin
    I guess I'll skip it.
[10:51] Jashin
    If I'm too heavy, I can't move as sharply.
[10:53] Yurine
    I don't think you've been hydrating
    enough. You'll make yourself sick.
[10:58] Jashin
    If you have time to worry about me,
    use it to worry about yourself.
[11:03] Jashin
    Once I get my strength back,
     you're going to die.
[11:09] Jashin
    Good night.
[11:19] Yurine
    Jashin-chan still isn't awake.
[11:24] Yurine
    Jashin-chan, it's morning.
[11:26] Yurine
    I'm opening the door.
[11:29] Yurine
    Huh?!
[11:30] Yurine
    Jashin-chan turned into a mummy!
[11:34] DevilA
    A mummified dorado.
SIGN    Isn't it just called "dried fish"?
[11:41] Yurine
    I don't know what happened, but I found her
     mummified this morning. Pretty gross, huh?
[11:47] Yurine
    Would a mummy count as burnable garbage?
[11:49] Medusa
    Hey! Yurine-san!
[11:51] Yurine
    I'm just kidding.
[11:54] Minos
    Hey, Yurine-chan, did Jashin-chan
    seem dehydrated to you lately?
[11:58] Yurine
    Yeah, actually, she was
    refusing to drink water yesterday.
[12:03] Minos
    I thought so.
SIGN    What do you mean?
[12:06] Minos
    I think Jashin-chan becomes mummified
    when her body gets really dehydrated.
[12:12] Minos
    Once, when we were kids, she stopped
    drinking to lose weight for a health exam.
[12:18] Minos
    She ended up paper-thin back then, too.
[12:22] Minos
    I guess she turned into a mummy this
    time because she went beyond that.
[12:25] Yurine
    She just went from
    turning 2-D to turning 3-D.
SIGN    Either way, she sure is dry.
SIGN    Oops, it came off.
[12:34] Yurine
    Oh, boy.
[12:36] Medusa
    How can we get her back to normal?
[12:38] Minos
    I think drinking water fixed her
    up after our health exams.
[12:43] Medusa
    Oh, you're right!
[12:47] Minos
    She won't drink.
[12:48] Medusa
    I guess she can't when she's a mummy.
SIGN    Let's pour some water on her from a kettle!
[12:57] Minos
    Oh, she's absorbing it!
[13:00] Medusa
    Maybe we should put her in the bath?
[13:06] DevilA
    Three minutes later...
SIGN    Minutes
    Later
[13:10] Jashin
    Huh? Why am I in the bath?
[13:13] Medusa
    She's back!
SIGN    Just like freeze-dried food!
[13:17] Jashin
    Huh? Huh?
[13:18] Jashin
    Why are you guys watching me bathe?! Creeps!
[13:24] Jashin
    Oh, I was mummified, huh?
[13:27] Jashin
    And I thought I was keeping
    just barely on the safe side...
[13:30] Jashin
    How embarrassing.
[13:32] Minos
    You took it way too far.
[13:34] Yurine
    I think you've been pushing yourself
    too hard. Why go through all that?
[13:40] Jashin
    After living among humans for so long,
     I've become a completely useless devil.
[13:46] Minos
    She was always useless, right?
[13:48] Medusa
    Yep.
[13:49] Jashin
    I'm supposed to be a noble of Hell, yet I lost
     all my devilish dignity to live in peace.
[13:55] Jashin
    I couldn't allow myself to stay like that.
[13:59] Jashin
    And now that those vampires are
    trying to get Yurine to join them,
[14:03] Jashin
    I'll really be done for if I don't change.
[14:06] Jashin
    That's why I started retraining my mind and
    body to reclaim my pride as a noble of Hell.
SIGN    You can't do that, Jashin-chan!
SIGN    You need to have more self-esteem!
[14:18] Jashin
    Self-esteem?
SIGN    You know, like, "I'm fine the way I am," or "I don't need to change."
SIGN    Lines like that are all over the internet!
[14:28] Yurine
    Some people have too much self-esteem
     and end up just being obnoxious.
SIGN    Totally.
[14:34] Jashin
    You guys...
[14:35] Jashin
    People who can't take a
    joke are gonna hate you.
[14:38] Minos
    I think you have your dignity, though.
[14:41] Jashin
    Huh?
[14:42] Minos
    Sensei was saying...
[14:44] Minos
    since you came to the human realm,
     fewer demons come here to attack humans.
[14:48] Medusa
    That's right.
[14:50] Medusa
    And she said the ferocious vampires
    are a lot quieter now, too.
[14:54] Jashin
    Sensei said that?
[14:55] Minos
    It must be because
    you're friends with humans.
[15:00] Medusa
    They're afraid of you, Jashin-chan!
[15:02] Medusa
    Because you're a proud noble of Hell!
[15:05] Jashin
    A proud noble of Hell?!
[15:07] Jashin
    Whoo! My self-esteem is skyrocketing!
[15:12] Jashin
    Yeah, you might be right!
    I had that feeling myself!
[15:16] Jashin
    But hearing you guys say it
    convinced me that it's true!
[15:20] Jashin
    Yes!
[15:21] Jashin
    Even if Yurine becomes a vampire,
    I, a proud noble of Hell, will still kill her!
[15:28] Jashin
    This calls for a party!
[15:30] Jashin
    I've got my pride as a noble of Hell back!
SIGN    Festival
SIGN    Pride of Hell Nobility
[15:33] Jashin
    It's a super joyous occasion!
[15:34] Jashin
    Party time! Party time!
[15:40] Jashin
    On my pride as a noble of Hell,
    I will entertain all of you.
[15:45] Minos
    All right!
[15:47] Pekola
    Yay!
[15:57] Pino
    Anyway, this is quite a large pool, isn't it?
[16:00] Yurine
    Jashin-chan won it playing pachinko.
[16:06] Jashin
    Just wait!
[16:07] Jashin
    I'll make you guys the best yakisoba
    and grilled corn you've ever had!
[16:13] Jashin
    On my pride as a noble of Hell!
[16:15] Medusa
    I'm glad she's feeling better.
[16:17] Minos
    The power of self-esteem is amazing.
SIGN    But the one the vampires and the other devils fear isn't Jashin-chan, right?
SIGN    It's her dad they fear, isn't it?
SIGN    They don't want to make an enemy of what's basically Hell's Ministry of Agriculture.
[16:33] Medusa
    Shhh! Don't say that!
[16:35] Kyon
    Feels nice and cool!
[16:37] Ran
    Summers do get pretty hot in Tokyo.
[16:40] Pekola
    They do.
[16:42] Pekola
    I've nearly passed out in my
    cardboard house a few times.
[16:46] Poporon
    That's actually really bad, Pekola-sama.
[16:48] Jashin
    I made my own special shaved ice!
[16:51] Jashin
    These two helped me out!
[16:54] Yusa
    Help yourselves, everyone.
SIGN    Yay!
[16:59] Medusa
    It's so cold and delicious!
[17:01] KyonRan
    Hao chi!
[17:03] Pekola
    I'm so blessed!
[17:05] Pekola
    I get to go in a pool and even
    eat shaved ice on such a hot day!
[17:09] Minos
    I could eat cup after cup of this.
[17:11] Jashin
    I'll make as many cups as you want!
[17:13] Jashin
    On my pride as a noble of Hell!
[17:17] Jashin
    The grilled corn is looking good, too!
[17:20] Miku
    Corn! Corn!
[17:24] Mei
    Orochimaru!
SIGN    Ja
[17:25] Jashin
    Mei!
SIGN    Ja
SIGN    Ja
SIGN    Ja
[17:27] Mei
    You're under arrest for starting
    a fire in an inhabited building!
[17:30] Mei
    I'll interrogate you at my place!
SIGN    Ja
[17:32] Jashin
    Wait, why?
[17:34] Mei
    Hey, a pool!
[17:35] Mei
    This is no time for work!
SIGN    Ja
[17:39] Jashin
    Don't wear a swimsuit under
    your uniform to go patrolling!
[17:45] Mei
    That sun is just criminal.
[17:47] Mei
    Maybe if I put some more
    sunspots in it, it'll cool down a bit.
[17:52] Jashin
    Hey! What if you hit it and make it mad?!
[17:55] Yurine
    Mei-san, please don't fire your gun here.
[17:58] Yurine
    You'll make the neighbors worry.
[18:00] Mei
    I'm sorry...
[18:02] Mei
    Orochimaru, make me feel better!
[18:04] Jashin
    O-On my pride as a noble of Hell,
[18:07] Jashin
    I'm making grilled corn
    and yakisoba right now!
[18:09] Jashin
    So play with the others!
[18:12] Mei
    Aw...
SIGN    What's this? A pool?
SIGN    Mother!
[18:16] Three
    Lierre-sama!
SIGN    Yurine-chan, I heard that you often help my daughter study,
SIGN    so I brought some drinks over to thank you...
[18:25] Lierre
    P-Pool...
[18:28] Lierre
    Dolphin...
SIGN    Since you're here, why don't you get in?
[18:32] Lierre
    Wh-Why should I do something so childish?
[18:37] Yurine
    The more, the merrier. Go on in.
[18:41] Lierre
    Oh, fine.
[18:50] Poporon
    Hey, cut that out!
[18:53] Mei
    I can't lose at that game!
[18:54] Pekola
    You can't use that!
[18:57] Lierre
    Dolphin...
[19:01] Miku
    How do I open this?
[19:07] Jashin
    It's done! Eat up, all of you!
[19:10] Pekola
    I couldn't be more grateful!
[19:12] All
    Let's eat!
[19:22] Pekola
    I'm so full. What bliss.
[19:27] Yurine
    Thanks for doing all this
    when it's so hot out.
[19:30] Medusa
    Thank you, Jashin-chan!
[19:32] Minos
    Thanks!
SIGN    This was really fun!
[19:35] Jashin
    C-Come on, don't make this weird!
[19:38] Jashin
    All I did was entertain you
    on my pride as a noble of Hell.
[19:41] Jashin
    When you guys thank me this much,
    I get scared something bad's gonna happen.
[19:48] Minos
    What the heck?
[19:49] Yurine
    Yeah, because you know
    you behave badly all the time.
[19:52] Ecute
    You can put me down.
[19:54] Atre
    Did you really not want to join them?
[19:56] Ecute
    Why should I do that?
[19:58] Ecute
    I only came to see what
    Hanazono Yurine was doing.
[20:01] Ecute
    Let's go.
[20:05] DevilA
    Meanwhile, in outer space...
[20:21] Jashin
    What the heck?!
SIGN    Jashin-chan! Use your pride as a noble of Hell to do something!
[20:27] Jashin
    "Something"? I can't do anything about that!
[20:30] Pekola
    Lierre-sama, please help us!
SIGN    Playing in the pool made her sleepy.
[20:35] Pekola
    Please, God!
SIGN    God
[20:38] Yurine
    Jashin-chan.
[20:39] Jashin
    Huh?
[20:40] Yurine
    You can do it.
[20:45] Minos
    Jashin-chan!
[20:46] Medusa
    Jashin-chan!
[20:47] Miku
    Noble of Hell! Noble of Hell!
[20:51] All
    Noble of Hell! Noble of Hell!
[20:54] All
    Noble of Hell! Noble of Hell!
[20:58] Jashin
    I... I will.
[20:58] All
    Noble of Hell! Noble of Hell!
[21:01] Jashin
    Jashin-chan, the noble of Hell,
[21:03] Jashin
    on her pride as a noble of Hell,
[21:05] Jashin
    will be your savior!
SIGN    Jashin-chan!
SIGN    I now bestow upon you the True Dropkick that's been so evasive in the anime!
SIGN    That's it!
[21:17] Jashin
    I have to enter a command?!
SIGN    I thought it was supposed to take 80 years to learn...
SIGN    That
    seemed
     easy?
[21:23] Jashin
    Thanks, Sensei! Here I go!
[21:31] Jashin
    I'll show the whole universe my
    reclaimed pride as a noble of Hell!
[21:37] Jashin
    This is who Jashin-chan is!
[21:40] Jashin
    I'll protect my second hometown of Jinbocho,
[21:42] Jashin
    the spirit of my Jashin-chan Dropkick,
[21:44] Jashin
    and the hometown tax system!
[21:47] All
    Jashin-chan!
[21:54] Jashin
    Bring it on, sun. I'm the one you'll be fighting!
[21:58] Jashin
    Jashin-chan Dropkick X!
[22:01] Jashin
    The most precious thing in this world is...
[22:05] Jashin
    love!

Season OVA - Dropkick on My Devil!! Apocalypse Day

Season OVA - Dropkick on My Devil!! Apocalypse Day

E0 - Dropkick on My Devil!! Apocalypse Day

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SIGN    The Year 20XX
[00:05] DevilA
    In the year 20XX,
[00:07] DevilA
    a mysterious flying object
     from outer space
[00:10] DevilA
    caused Jinbocho to be engulfed
    in flames of destruction.
[00:13] DevilA
    The earth was scorched,
    and it appeared all life had perished.
[00:18] DevilA
    However! Humanity was not wiped out!
[00:22] DevilA
    Jinbocho came under
     the control of one woman,
[00:25] DevilA
    and strength became
    all that mattered in the world.
[00:28] DevilA
    But there was one person
    who stood up to face her...
[00:31] DevilA
    Or rather, one snake!
[00:34] Jashin
    What is this place?
[00:36] Jashin
    Something doesn't seem right.
[00:38] Jashin
    Even the art
    seems different somehow.
SIGN    Life
    Theater
[00:48] Jashin
    Whoa now. What the heck is going on?
[00:50] Jashin
    What happened to the Jinbocho
    I loved and was so loved by?!
[00:53] Jashin
    I even put out a song about it!
[01:00] Jashin
    Yurine Kingdom?
[01:02] Followers
    Yurine-sama... Yurine-sama...
SIGN    Apocalypse
SIGN    Hanazono
    Nation
SIGN    Apocalypse
SIGN    Hanazono
    Nation
SIGN    Apocalypse
SIGN    Hanazono
    Nation
SIGN    Apocalypse
SIGN    Hanazono
    Nation
SIGN    Apocalypse
SIGN    Hanazono
    Nation
SIGN    Apocalypse
SIGN    Hanazono
    Nation
SIGN    Apocalypse
SIGN    Hanazono
    Nation
SIGN    Apocalypse
SIGN    Hanazono
    Nation
[01:11] Jashin
    I dunno what happened,
    but I can tell Jinbocho's in trouble!
[01:14] Jashin
    "Yurine Kingdom" sounds
    more like Hell than Hell itself!
SIGN    m 0 0 l 3 4 l 4 7 l 12 5 b 17 7 17 11 18 9 l 21 3 l 26 2 l 27 5 l 30 3 l 32 2 l 36 5 l 39 12 l 35 16 l 37 23 l 36 29 l 38 30 l 36 36 b 37 38 38 41 37 43 l 37 48 l 39 54 l 33 51 l 33 53 l 30 55 l 26 55 l 24 53 l 28 52 l 24 52 l 21 51 l 20 54 l 22 54 l 18 55 l 15 52 l 10 52 l 9 55 l 5 53 l 2 49 l 4 47 l 1 44 l 2 41 l 1 32 l 3 31 l 3 27 l 5 23 l 1 23 l 1 26 l -1 23 l 0 18 l -1 14 l -1 11 l 1 9 l -2 7 l -2 3 l 0 2 l 0 1
SIGN    Needed
SIGN    Immediately!
SIGN    I suffer from the lack of a
    successor. Are you interested
    in becoming a user of the
    ancient Assassin's Fist?
    Results can range from
    restorative effects
    to death!
    
    Location: Takamori, Kumamoto
[01:22] Jashin
    "Assassin's Fist"?
[01:25] Medusa
    Jashin-chan!
[01:27] Medusa
    I finally found you.
[01:30] Medusa
    I went back to Hell for a bit, and when
     I came back, I found Jinbocho in this state.
[01:35] Medusa
    Do you know what happened?
[01:36] Jashin
    Oh, it's just you, huh?
    Don't scare me like that.
[01:39] Medusa
    You didn't have to be that surprised.
[01:42] Medusa
    Or were you thinking of
    doing something bad again?
[01:45] Jashin
    Let's go, Medusa.
[01:47] Medusa
    Huh?
[01:49] Jashin
    ATM!
SIGN    Assassin's Fist will
SIGN    T
SIGN    ake Back
SIGN    M y Town
[01:51] Medusa
    Jashin-chan?
[01:53] Jashin
    I'm gonna get the Assassin's Fist,
    wake Yurine up...
[01:58] Jashin
    and get my Jinbocho and
     my Yurine back to normal!
[02:02] Jashin
    And then, I'll use the
    Assassin's Fist to kill Yurine.
[02:08] Jashin
    Time to take back J!
[03:42] Jashin
    Well, we're here, but...
[03:45] Jashin
    I don't know where we're supposed to go now.
SIGN    m 0 -8 l 100 0 100 100 0 97
SIGN    m 0 0 l 100 0 100 100 0 100
SIGN    m 0 0 l 100 0 100 100 0 100
SIGN    m 0 0 l 100 0 100 100 0 100
SIGN    m 0 0 l 100 0 100 100 0 100
SIGN    Takamori is moving forward
     with city planning initiatives
     in collaboration with the
     entertainment industry!
[03:49] Medusa
    Let's ask in here.
[03:51] Jashin
    I'll run in and ask! You wait out here!
[03:55] Medusa
    Jashin-chan!
[03:56] Jashin
    I'm saying a collaboration with me will
    earn you a fortune in hometown tax money!
[04:02] Official
    We will certainly consider it.
[04:05] Official
    I checked, and I don't think we can
    promote a show about selling organs...
[04:12] Jashin
    Rats.
[04:14] Jashin
    You just had to bring up the organs thing.
[04:20] Jashin
    What's this place?
[04:25] Medusa
    It looks like one of those shrines
    that could be a power spot.
[04:28] Medusa
    Let's go in and pray since we're here.
[04:30] Jashin
    So many girls have a weakness
    for the term "power spot."
[04:36] Jashin
    Looks like the kind of place that'd be
    used in a popular manga about a ronin.
[04:40] Jashin
    That it does.
[04:41] Medusa
    You're right.
[04:52] Medusa
    What is it?
[04:53] Jashin
    I'm having pachinko withdrawal symptoms.
[04:56] Jashin
    All because the pachinko parlor in
    Jinbocho had to end up like that...
[04:59] Kenshiro
    You, who have been led here by the stars...
[05:05] Jashin
    Y-You're...
[05:08] Jashin
    the guy who always helped me out
    when I was playing pachinko!
[05:14] Jashin
    Teach me the secret
    to winning at pachinko!
[05:17] Jashin
    I mean...
[05:18] Jashin
    Teach me the legendary
    Assassin's Fist I can use to kill Yurine.
[05:22] Medusa
    Don't kill her. You're just going
    to snap her out of it, right?
[05:24] Jashin
    Oh, sure.
[05:29] Jashin
    I beg of you. Please teach me!
[05:32] Medusa
    She's actually groveling.
[05:33] Kenshiro
    I refuse.
[05:34] Jashin
    Forsaken-shiro!
[05:35] Kenshiro
    I feel you are not worthy.
[05:38] Jashin
    N-No way!
[05:40] Jashin
    But I wanna end the Yurine Kingdom
[05:41] Jashin
    and restore Jinbocho to a town
    that thrives on anime and manga!
[05:45] Jashin
    It's moving forward with
     city planning initiatives
[05:47] Jashin
    in collaboration with the
    entertainment industry, too!
[05:50] Jashin
    So please! You must...
[05:52] Jashin
    You, of all people, must understand!
[05:54] Kenshiro
    Understood.
[05:55] Medusa
    Guess he did.
[05:56] Jashin
    Yay!
[05:58] Kenshiro
    Here. Right here. On the temples.
[06:01] Jashin
    You mean here?
[06:03] Kenshiro
    Yes, that will also work.
[06:06] Kenshiro
    If you want to wake someone up,
    go only as far as the first knuckle.
[06:10] Kenshiro
    Press any deeper, and you'll kill them.
[06:12] Jashin
    I got it!
[06:14] Kenshiro
    Right. Well, now you know.
[06:17] Jashin
    Yay! The legendary Assassin's Fist is mine!
[06:20] Jashin
    Now I can finally ki—
[06:22] Jashin
    ...uh, kick Yurine in the butt
    to bring her to her senses.
[06:25] Jashin
    Right! We're heading back
     to Jinbocho, Medusa!
[06:28] Kenshiro
    Don't.
[06:30] Kenshiro
    This technique can only
    be used in this region.
[06:33] Jashin
    Why's that?
[06:34] Kenshiro
    It is the power of Aso.
[06:37] Kenshiro
    And that is how it is.
[06:39] Kenshiro
    Farewell.
[06:41] Jashin
    Uh, doesn't that way lead to a cliff?
[06:44] Jashin
    Aw, man. Guess I have no choice.
[06:47] Jashin
    I'll get Yurine to come here.
[06:53] Carrier Pigeon Baron
    Carrier Pigeon Baron is here.
[06:56] Medusa
    Who's this now?
[06:59] Jashin
    Take this to Yurine. I'm counting on you.
[07:02] Carrior Pigeon Baron
    As you wish.
[07:05] Jashin
    And he's off.
[07:06] Medusa
    He sure is.
[07:07] Jashin
    Now that I think about it,
    I'm not sure the two of us alone are enough.
[07:11] Jashin
    Hey, Medusa, are there any angels or devils
    around here who'll conveniently help me out?
[07:17] Jashin
    Use your "I See Too Much and It Sucks" power.
[07:21] Medusa
    Huh? Okay, one sec.
SIGN    ° "I See Too Much and It Sucks"
SIGN    Activating
[07:26] Medusa
    Well, I can see cats...
[07:28] Jashin
    Cats?
SIGN    Mount Neko
[07:37] Kyon
    Oh, hey!
[07:38] Kyon
    It's Jashin-chan!
[07:40] Jashin
    What are you two doing here?
[07:42] Ran
    The king of wildcats
    lives here on Mount Neko.
[07:48] Kyon
    During the season of ascetic training,
    cats come here from all over the place.
[07:53] Ran
    And pandas are cats, too.
SIGN    "Dà Xióng Māo"
SIGN    (Big Bear Cat)
[07:55] Jashin
    I see.
[07:57] Kyon
    Jinbocho's a wreck now, and it's the season
    of ascetic training anyway, so we came here.
[08:05] Jashin
    Kyon-Kyon's strong when she's pissed.
[08:07] Jashin
    I guess this beats having no one at all.
[08:10] Jashin
    Hey, you two. Help me out.
[08:13] Jashin
    Let's work together to
    take down the Yurine Kingdom.
[08:16] Kyon/Ran
    Why?
[08:18] Jashin
    Because!
[08:19] Kyon
    But I like Yurine-chan.
[08:21] Ran
    And fighting isn't nice.
[08:23] Jashin
    The Yurine Kingdom will try
    to take over Hell one day, too!
[08:26] Jashin
    You want Hell China to be gone forever?!
[08:29] Kyon
    Gah!
[08:31] Medusa
    I think that was going too far.
[08:32] Ran
    There's no way that'll ever...
[08:34] Kyon
    I-I don't want that!
[08:36] Jashin
    Fight alongside me so we can
    return Yurine to her senses,
[08:39] Jashin
    restore Jinbocho to its former state,
    and preserve the peace of Hell!
[08:46] Kyon
    Got it!
[08:48] Ran
    Huh?!
[08:49] Jashin
    Good. Well, we need to get ready,
    so let's meet up later.
[08:54] Kyon
    Zài jiàn!
SIGN    m 0 0 b 0 0 0 0 0 0 b 5 -1 8 0 11 1 b 18 2 25 3 34 3 b 39 4 44 6 50 7 b 53 9 56 11 59 13 b 63 15 67 17 71 19 b 70 20 70 20 69 21 b 67 21 66 20 64 20 b 60 22 57 23 53 25 b 49 26 44 28 40 29 b 36 29 33 29 29 29 b 26 29 22 28 19 28 b 17 29 12 29 9 29 b 7 31 3 30 0 29 b -3 28 -6 23 -7 22 b -9 20 -10 17 -10 15 b -10 12 -9 10 -9 9 b -8 6 -7 4 -6 3 b -5 1 -2 0 0 0
SIGN    m 0 0 b 0 0 0 0 0 0 b 5 -1 8 0 11 1 b 18 2 25 3 34 3 b 39 4 44 6 50 7 b 53 9 56 11 59 13 b 63 15 67 17 71 19 b 70 20 70 20 69 21 b 67 21 66 20 64 20 b 60 22 57 23 53 25 b 49 26 44 28 40 29 b 36 29 33 29 29 29 b 26 29 22 28 19 28 b 17 29 12 29 9 29 b 7 31 3 30 0 29 b -3 28 -6 23 -7 22 b -9 20 -10 17 -10 15 b -10 12 -9 10 -9 9 b -8 6 -7 4 -6 3 b -5 1 -2 0 0 0
SIGN    Takamori
    Dengaku no Sato
[08:58] Medusa
    Wow! What a unique ambiance!
[09:08] Medusa
    What's wrong?
[09:09] Jashin
    I don't know. I just got a chill.
[09:12] Pino
    When one side is cooked, spread some
    miso on it, then cook the other side.
[09:17] Pino
    When water stops dripping from
    the Japanese salmon's mouth...
[09:25] Pino
    I'll take your life!
[09:27] Jashin
    That's hot! What'd you do that for?
[09:30] Pino
    I failed.
[09:31] Medusa
    Are you okay?
[09:33] Jashin
    Why is there someone in this
     town who wants to kill me?
[09:37] Jashin
    I repaid all my debts!
[09:39] Jashin
    And I don't think I've done
    anything evil in this town yet!
[09:42] Mei
    Hold it right there!
[09:44] Mei
    A round body and a spiky head!
    It's the perfect balance!
[09:48] Mei
    Become a part of my collection!
[09:50] Jashin
    What's she doing here?
[09:54] Mei
    Orochimaru?
[09:55] Mei
    Fate must have led me to you!
[09:58] Mei
    Yummy, yummy fate.
SIGN    m 0 0 b 0 0 0 0 0 0 b 5 -1 8 0 11 1 b 18 2 25 3 34 3 b 39 4 44 6 50 7 b 53 9 56 11 59 13 b 63 15 67 17 71 19 b 70 20 70 20 69 21 b 67 21 66 20 64 20 b 60 22 57 23 53 25 b 49 26 44 28 40 29 b 36 29 33 29 29 29 b 26 29 22 28 19 28 b 17 29 12 29 9 29 b 7 31 3 30 0 29 b -3 28 -6 23 -7 22 b -9 20 -10 17 -10 15 b -10 12 -9 10 -9 9 b -8 6 -7 4 -6 3 b -5 1 -2 0 0 0
SIGN    m 0 0 b 0 0 0 0 0 0 b 5 -1 8 0 11 1 b 18 2 25 3 34 3 b 39 4 44 6 50 7 b 53 9 56 11 59 13 b 63 15 67 17 71 19 b 70 20 70 20 69 21 b 67 21 66 20 64 20 b 60 22 57 23 53 25 b 49 26 44 28 40 29 b 36 29 33 29 29 29 b 26 29 22 28 19 28 b 17 29 12 29 9 29 b 7 31 3 30 0 29 b -3 28 -6 23 -7 22 b -9 20 -10 17 -10 15 b -10 12 -9 10 -9 9 b -8 6 -7 4 -6 3 b -5 1 -2 0 0 0
SIGN    Takamori
    Dengaku no Sato
SIGN    m 0 0 b 0 0 0 0 0 0 b 5 -1 8 0 11 1 b 18 2 25 3 34 3 b 39 4 44 6 50 7 b 53 9 56 11 59 13 b 63 15 67 17 71 19 b 70 20 70 20 69 21 b 67 21 66 20 64 20 b 60 22 57 23 53 25 b 49 26 44 28 40 29 b 36 29 33 29 29 29 b 26 29 22 28 19 28 b 17 29 12 29 9 29 b 7 31 3 30 0 29 b -3 28 -6 23 -7 22 b -9 20 -10 17 -10 15 b -10 12 -9 10 -9 9 b -8 6 -7 4 -6 3 b -5 1 -2 0 0 0
SIGN    m 0 0 b 0 0 0 0 0 0 b 5 -1 8 0 11 1 b 18 2 25 3 34 3 b 39 4 44 6 50 7 b 53 9 56 11 59 13 b 63 15 67 17 71 19 b 70 20 70 20 69 21 b 67 21 66 20 64 20 b 60 22 57 23 53 25 b 49 26 44 28 40 29 b 36 29 33 29 29 29 b 26 29 22 28 19 28 b 17 29 12 29 9 29 b 7 31 3 30 0 29 b -3 28 -6 23 -7 22 b -9 20 -10 17 -10 15 b -10 12 -9 10 -9 9 b -8 6 -7 4 -6 3 b -5 1 -2 0 0 0
SIGN    Takamori
    Dengaku no Sato
SIGN    m 0 0 b 0 0 0 0 0 0 b 5 -1 8 0 11 1 b 18 2 25 3 34 3 b 39 4 44 6 50 7 b 53 9 56 11 59 13 b 63 15 67 17 71 19 b 70 20 70 20 69 21 b 67 21 66 20 64 20 b 60 22 57 23 53 25 b 49 26 44 28 40 29 b 36 29 33 29 29 29 b 26 29 22 28 19 28 b 17 29 12 29 9 29 b 7 31 3 30 0 29 b -3 28 -6 23 -7 22 b -9 20 -10 17 -10 15 b -10 12 -9 10 -9 9 b -8 6 -7 4 -6 3 b -5 1 -2 0 0 0
SIGN    m 0 0 b 0 0 0 0 0 0 b 5 -1 8 0 11 1 b 18 2 25 3 34 3 b 39 4 44 6 50 7 b 53 9 56 11 59 13 b 63 15 67 17 71 19 b 70 20 70 20 69 21 b 67 21 66 20 64 20 b 60 22 57 23 53 25 b 49 26 44 28 40 29 b 36 29 33 29 29 29 b 26 29 22 28 19 28 b 17 29 12 29 9 29 b 7 31 3 30 0 29 b -3 28 -6 23 -7 22 b -9 20 -10 17 -10 15 b -10 12 -9 10 -9 9 b -8 6 -7 4 -6 3 b -5 1 -2 0 0 0
SIGN    Takamori
    Dengaku no Sato
SIGN    m 0 0 b 0 0 0 0 0 0 b 5 -1 8 0 11 1 b 18 2 25 3 34 3 b 39 4 44 6 50 7 b 53 9 56 11 59 13 b 63 15 67 17 71 19 b 70 20 70 20 69 21 b 67 21 66 20 64 20 b 60 22 57 23 53 25 b 49 26 44 28 40 29 b 36 29 33 29 29 29 b 26 29 22 28 19 28 b 17 29 12 29 9 29 b 7 31 3 30 0 29 b -3 28 -6 23 -7 22 b -9 20 -10 17 -10 15 b -10 12 -9 10 -9 9 b -8 6 -7 4 -6 3 b -5 1 -2 0 0 0
SIGN    m 0 0 b 0 0 0 0 0 0 b 5 -1 8 0 11 1 b 18 2 25 3 34 3 b 39 4 44 6 50 7 b 53 9 56 11 59 13 b 63 15 67 17 71 19 b 70 20 70 20 69 21 b 67 21 66 20 64 20 b 60 22 57 23 53 25 b 49 26 44 28 40 29 b 36 29 33 29 29 29 b 26 29 22 28 19 28 b 17 29 12 29 9 29 b 7 31 3 30 0 29 b -3 28 -6 23 -7 22 b -9 20 -10 17 -10 15 b -10 12 -9 10 -9 9 b -8 6 -7 4 -6 3 b -5 1 -2 0 0 0
SIGN    Takamori
    Dengaku no Sato
SIGN    m 0 0 b 0 0 0 0 0 0 b 5 -1 8 0 11 1 b 18 2 25 3 34 3 b 39 4 44 6 50 7 b 53 9 56 11 59 13 b 63 15 67 17 71 19 b 70 20 70 20 69 21 b 67 21 66 20 64 20 b 60 22 57 23 53 25 b 49 26 44 28 40 29 b 36 29 33 29 29 29 b 26 29 22 28 19 28 b 17 29 12 29 9 29 b 7 31 3 30 0 29 b -3 28 -6 23 -7 22 b -9 20 -10 17 -10 15 b -10 12 -9 10 -9 9 b -8 6 -7 4 -6 3 b -5 1 -2 0 0 0
SIGN    m 0 0 b 0 0 0 0 0 0 b 5 -1 8 0 11 1 b 18 2 25 3 34 3 b 39 4 44 6 50 7 b 53 9 56 11 59 13 b 63 15 67 17 71 19 b 70 20 70 20 69 21 b 67 21 66 20 64 20 b 60 22 57 23 53 25 b 49 26 44 28 40 29 b 36 29 33 29 29 29 b 26 29 22 28 19 28 b 17 29 12 29 9 29 b 7 31 3 30 0 29 b -3 28 -6 23 -7 22 b -9 20 -10 17 -10 15 b -10 12 -9 10 -9 9 b -8 6 -7 4 -6 3 b -5 1 -2 0 0 0
SIGN    Takamori
    Dengaku no Sato
[10:07] Mei
    Orochimaru, where are you?
SIGN    Takamori Yusui
    Tunnel Park
SIGN    Takamori Yusui
    Tunnel Park
SIGN    Takamori Yusui
    Tunnel Park
[10:11] Jashin
    I think we lost her.
[10:13] Jashin
    Anyway...
[10:14] Jashin
    What is this place?
[10:16] Medusa
    It's a tunnel, right?
[10:20] Jashin
    S-Someone's coming!
[10:23] Pekola
    Well, if it isn't Hanazono Yurine's familiar.
[10:26] Jashin
    Pekola!
[10:27] Jashin
    What are you doing here?
[10:29] Jashin
    Doing some live-in job? Hah! Yeah, right!
[10:31] Pekola
    Yes, that's right.
[10:33] Jashin/Medusa
    Huh?
[10:34] Pekola
    After what happened to Jinbocho,
[10:36] Pekola
    I was having trouble
    finding a part-time job...
[10:39] Pekola
    Then I found this one.
[10:41] Jashin
    What kind of job do you
    do in a place like this?
SIGN    There are
SIGN    rainbow trout
SIGN    in here!
SIGN    There are
     rainbow trout
SIGN    in here!
SIGN    Watch your head
SIGN    Watch for
    dripping water
[10:47] Pekola
    I feed the rainbow trout.
[10:49] Jashin
    I see.
[10:52] Pekola
    Michael, you're eating
    well again today, huh?
[10:55] Pekola
    Hey, Gabriel! No eating Raphael's food!
[11:00] Jashin
    Forget her. I doubt she'll be of any help.
[11:03] Jashin
    Let's go, Medusa.
[11:06] Pekola
    Poporon and Lierre-sama are inside, too.
[11:09] Jashin
    Say what?
[11:15] Lierre
    It's so pretty!
[11:17] Poporon
    Still, I don't know how you can
    stand here staring at it for hours.
[11:21] Jashin
    Hey, that really is cool!
[11:26] Jashin
    Whoa, what is even going on?
    Is it the power of God?
[11:29] Poporon
    Try the power of science.
[11:31] Jashin
    I see.
[11:32] Poporon
    The power of God is the real problem here.
[11:35] Pekola
    Poporon...
[11:36] Lierre
    It's fine.
[11:38] Lierre
    I don't know if it was caused
    by that mysterious falling object,
[11:41] Lierre
    but my godly powers have weakened.
[11:43] Jashin
    What?
[11:44] Pekola
    We learned that a water god
     is enshrined here...
SIGN    Water
    God
[11:48] Lierre
    So I'm trying to get my godly powers
    back through this water.
SIGN    Water
    God
SIGN    Water God
[12:00] Jashin
    So that's what happened.
[12:02] Lierre
    Yes.
[12:03] (Flashback) Lierre
    Now you've done it!
[12:05] (Flashback) Pekola
    So have you, Lierre-sama!
[12:07] (Flashback) Poporon
    Oh, spring water is so cold!
[12:11] (Flashback) Three
    Take that!
[12:13] Jashin
    Wait, isn't one of you missing?
[12:16] Jashin
    Where's Pino?
[12:17] Poporon
    She came here with us, but at some point,
     we realized she was gone.
[12:21] Lierre
    She may have grown tired of me
    since I've lost my godly powers.
[12:25] Japanese
    No, she would take this opportunity to—
[12:29] Medusa
    Jashin-chan.
[12:31] Japanese
    Wait, Heaven must be
     in a real bind right now!
[12:34] Jashin
    The Yurine Kingdom will try to
    take over Heaven soon enough.
[12:38] Jashin
    Lierre-san, you should fight Yurine with us.
[12:41] Poporon
    You know she can't do that.
[12:44] Pekola
    But I bet that witch could
     do it if she felt like it.
[12:48] Lierre
    I refuse. I could never collude
    with devils to fight a human.
[12:53] Jinbocho
    So you don't care what happens
    to the panda in Kin Kin Park?!
[13:05] Lierre
    Very well. I'll help you, just this once.
[13:08] Poporon/Pekola
    Lierre-sama?
[13:09] Lierre
    I want you two to support me.
[13:12] Poporon
    What?
[13:14] Jashin
    All right!
[13:15] Jashin
    Okay, you stay under this water for a while
     and get your godly powers back.
[13:20] Jashin
    Then beating Yurine will be a cinch.
[13:22] Jashin
    And once she's weakened, I'll strike her
    vital points and use my dropkick to...
[13:28] Pekola
    Wait! That wall...
[13:31] Pekola
    It's from when they tried to
    connect this tunnel to Takachiho,
[13:34] Pekola
    but gave up because
     they hit a waterway.
[13:38] Jashin
    Huh?
[13:50] Jashin
    Ugh. Don't put stuff in the anime that didn't
    happen in real life. We'll get complaints!
SIGN    Beef
SIGN    Oh?
[13:59] Minos
    Jashin-chan?
[14:01] Jashin
    Who are you?
[14:02] Medusa
    You should really stop identifying
    people by their hair and clothes.
[14:06] Minos
    I'm helping take care of the
    Japanese Brown cattle on this farm.
SIGN    After what happened to Jinbocho, her part-time job delivering milk is on hold.
[14:15] Jashin
    This'll be quick, then.
[14:17] Jashin
    Help me fight to defeat the Yurine Kingdom
     and get the old Jinbocho back!
[14:21] Minos
    As if there's any way you could beat Yurine.
SIGN    Uh-huh.
[14:25] Jashin
    Maybe I can't on my own, but I've got
    jiangshi and angels on my side this time.
[14:30] Jashin
    Plus, I've learned the
    legendary Assassin's Fist!
[14:33] Jashin
    If I strike her vital points with it,
    I can wake Yurine up,
[14:36] Jashin
    and get Jinbocho back to normal.
SIGN    I bet you actually just want to take advantage of the chaos to kill Yurine-chan.
[14:43] Jashin
    Urk!
[14:44] Medusa
    You're sweating bullets.
[14:45] Jashin
    I am not! It's spring water!
[14:47] Minos
    In any case, I'm not fighting Yurine-chan.
[14:51] Jashin
    That park...
[14:53] Jashin
    I bet those little boys and girls would
    love to play in that park like before.
SIGN    Malt
SIGN    Malt
[14:58] Minos
    Oh, all right, fine!
[15:00] Minos
    But I'm only fighting Yurine-chan
    to fix Jinbocho, you hear?
[15:05] Jashin
    That's a hell of a good reason. Thanks!
[15:07] Jashin
    That hair color looks good on you.
[15:09] Jashin
    Okay, we'll all meet up later.
[15:17] Yusa
    Would you like some train car chocolat?
[15:21] Jashin
    Please help me 'cause of
    this and that and such and such!
[15:24] Yusa
    You treat me so half-heartedly.
SIGN    Jashin-chan.
[15:28] Jashin/Medusa
    Sensei!
SIGN    I heard you were trying to do something decent for once,
SIGN    so I came to see for myself.
[15:34] Jashin
    I see. Uh, I mean, yes, I am.
SIGN    Good luck.
[15:40] Jashin
    Okay! Let's all fight to get J back!
[15:59] Yurine
    You have some nerve
    calling me all the way out here.
[16:03] Pekola
    Pino!
[16:04] Poporon
    Why are you on her side?
[16:09] Pino
    She pretended to lose her godly powers
[16:12] Pino
    and got us to let our guards down
    by leading us into this weird tunnel
[16:15] Pino
    so she could kill us here, didn't she?
[16:20] Pino
    If we spread the Yurine Kingdom around the
     world and take over both Heaven and Hell,
[16:25] Pino
    there'll be no reason to fear Lierre-sama.
[16:28] Minos
    Why are the vampires on her side, too?
[16:31] Ecute
    I'm going to have Hanazono
    Yurine join my clan one day,
[16:35] Ecute
    so it's only natural that
    we sided with her.
[16:38] Atre
    Yes.
[16:39] Yurine
    And where is Jashin-chan?
[16:41] Jashin Team
    Huh?
[16:42] Medusa
    Huh? Jashin-chan?
SIGN    I guess she got scared and ran away.
[16:46] Mei
    Orochimaru, where are you?
[16:48] Kyon
    Aiya...
[16:50] Jashin
    Yah!
[16:53] Jashin
    She who strikes first wins!
[16:56] Minos
    How unfair.
SIGN    She's such a coward.
[16:58] Atre
    Stay back!
[17:04] Ecute
    My father would be angry if anything
    happened to Hanazono Yurine.
[17:08] Jashin
    You're a devil! You shouldn't
    be taking Yurine's side!
[17:13] Jashin
    I'll watch for an opening to hit Yurine.
[17:15] Jashin
    You take care of the rest of them.
[17:17] Minos
    Okay!
[17:17] Minos
    You get to deal with me!
[17:21] Atre
    I acknowledge the strength
    of the minotaur race,
[17:24] Atre
    but the nobility of the
    vampire clan is far stronger.
[17:28] Minos
    Oh, I don't know about that.
[17:34] Pekola
    Please stay back, Lierre-sama.
[17:37] Poporon
    The two of us are more than
    enough to handle the likes of Pino.
[17:41] Lierre
    You two...
[17:45] Pino
    I failed back then...
[17:49] Pino
    but I must be successful this time
    and show Hanazono-san what I can do!
[18:00] Pino
    Yurine Kingdom forever!
[18:05] Chiba
    Yurine-sama!
[18:06] Three
    Banzai!
[18:08] Chiba
    Plod, plod, plod.
[18:10] Kyon/Ran
    Laia!
[18:11] Yusa
    We sisters have been used
    less and less in the main anime.
[18:14] Yusa
    It's finally our turn to shine again!
[18:30] Ecute
    I need to contribute somehow, too.
[18:33] Ecute
    I think I can beat that one!
[18:36] Ecute
    Take this! Light and Airy Milk Punch!
[18:40] Ecute
    Huh?
[18:43] Ecute
    Eek! Atre, help me!
[18:46] Jashin
    What was that? It's the
     battle of the weaklings!
SIGN    You're the weakest one here, though.
[18:53] Mei
    I will protect Orochimaru!
[18:55] Ozaki
    How can you shoot at civilians?
[18:58] Hashira
    A-A-And defending a devil
    over humans? She's a devil herself!
SIGN    I bet we'd win in a heartbeat if you joined in, Mother.
SIGN    It's a teacher's job to watch over her students.
[19:07] Followers
    Yurine-sama...
[19:09] Followers
    Yurine-sama... Yurine-sama...
[19:11] Kyon
    There's no end to them.
[19:13] Ran
    This isn't good.
[19:14] Ran
    Hey, it's...
[19:20] Minos
    You guys!
[19:21] Kyon
    Everyone!
[19:22] Ran
    You came to help!
[19:36] Atre
    What?
[19:37] Minos
    Kyon-Kyon!
[19:38] Kyon
    Aiyo!
[19:40] Atre
    Curses!
[19:41] Minos
    Now, Jashin-chan! You have
    to wake Yurine-chan up!
[19:46] Jashin
    Wake her up? I'll make it so
    she never wakes up again.
[19:51] Jashin
    Die, Yurine!
[19:55] Minos
    Huh?
[19:56] Medusa
    She said she wouldn't kill her!
SIGN    I knew it!
[19:59] Yurine
    Don't point at people.
[20:02] Yurine
    No!
[20:03] Yurine
    This is how you use that technique.
[20:12] Jashin
    H-How do you know the Assassin's Fist?
[20:18] (Flashback) Yurine
    Oh, what a lovely station.
[20:24] (Flashback) Kenshiro
    Yuria?
[20:25] (Flashback) Yurine
    It's Yurine.
[20:27] (Flashback) Kenshiro
    You are the one worthy to be
    the successor of this technique.
[20:30] (Flashback) Kenshiro
    You should inherit it.
[20:32] Yurine
    So he taught it to me.
[20:34] Jashin
    You gotta be kidding me, Kenshiro!
[20:38] Yurine
    You are already dead.
[20:41] Jashin
    Hidebu!
[20:47] Medusa
    Jashin-chan!
[20:50] Yurine
    Ah, that was fun. Think I'll head back and
    have some Japanese Brown beef sukiyaki.
SIGN    Huh? What about being a dictator?
[20:56] Yurine
    It was only a part-time job. I'm done.
SIGN    We must do something
    about Jinbocho!
    Seeking a dictator!
[21:04] Yurine
    I always wanted to try being one.
[21:09] Minos
    So, what happens now?
[21:12] Kyon
    Will Jinbocho go back to normal?
SIGN    And will this anime just carry on from here?
[21:17] Yurine
    Well, as for all that...
[21:21] Yurine
    Let's just throw up a smokescreen.
[22:59] Yusa
    Skewered Jashin-chan, anyone?
[23:02] Yusa
    It's super popular as a gift
    for paying the hometown tax!
SIGN    m 0 0 l 100 0 100 100 0 100
SIGN    Skewered
    Jashin-chan
    Product
    Demo
[23:09] Yurine
    You need to be punished
     for trying to kill me.
[23:12] Yurine
    I'm sure you caused all kinds of trouble, so you
    should do something that'll benefit this town.
[23:17] Yurine
    Let's see...
[23:22] Jashin
    I just want to go back to Jinbocho.
[23:25] Medusa
    Once all the moisture dribbles out,
    it's time to turn her over!
[23:32] Medusa
    Yummy!
[23:33] Minos
    It's the Japanese Brown
     I helped raise! Like it?
[23:36] Minos
    Yeah, of course it's good!