# Season OVA - Dropkick on My Devil!! Apocalypse Day
# E0 - Dropkick on My Devil!! Apocalypse Day
Source: [Crunchyroll](https://www.crunchyroll.com/watch/G50UZVZP1/dropkick-on-my-devil-apocalypse-day)
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***SIGN*** The Year 20XX
**[00:05] DevilA**
In the year 20XX,
**[00:07] DevilA**
a mysterious flying object
from outer space
**[00:10] DevilA**
caused Jinbocho to be engulfed
in flames of destruction.
**[00:13] DevilA**
The earth was scorched,
and it appeared all life had perished.
**[00:18] DevilA**
However! Humanity was not wiped out!
**[00:22] DevilA**
Jinbocho came under
the control of one woman,
**[00:25] DevilA**
and strength became
all that mattered in the world.
**[00:28] DevilA**
But there was one person
who stood up to face her...
**[00:31] DevilA**
Or rather, one snake!
**[00:34] Jashin**
What is this place?
**[00:36] Jashin**
Something doesn't seem right.
**[00:38] Jashin**
Even the art
seems different somehow.
***SIGN*** Life
Theater
**[00:48] Jashin**
Whoa now. What the heck is going on?
**[00:50] Jashin**
What happened to the Jinbocho
I loved and was so loved by?!
**[00:53] Jashin**
I even put out a song about it!
**[01:00] Jashin**
Yurine Kingdom?
**[01:02] Followers**
Yurine-sama... Yurine-sama...
***SIGN*** Apocalypse
***SIGN*** Hanazono
Nation
***SIGN*** Apocalypse
***SIGN*** Hanazono
Nation
***SIGN*** Apocalypse
***SIGN*** Hanazono
Nation
***SIGN*** Apocalypse
***SIGN*** Hanazono
Nation
***SIGN*** Apocalypse
***SIGN*** Hanazono
Nation
***SIGN*** Apocalypse
***SIGN*** Hanazono
Nation
***SIGN*** Apocalypse
***SIGN*** Hanazono
Nation
***SIGN*** Apocalypse
***SIGN*** Hanazono
Nation
**[01:11] Jashin**
* I dunno what happened,*
* but I can tell Jinbocho's in trouble!*
**[01:14] Jashin**
* "Yurine Kingdom" sounds*
* more like Hell than Hell itself!*
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***SIGN*** Needed
***SIGN*** Immediately!
***SIGN*** I suffer from the lack of a
successor. Are you interested
in becoming a user of the
ancient Assassin's Fist?
Results can range from
restorative effects
to death!
Location: Takamori, Kumamoto
**[01:22] Jashin**
"Assassin's Fist"?
**[01:25] Medusa**
Jashin-chan!
**[01:27] Medusa**
I finally found you.
**[01:30] Medusa**
I went back to Hell for a bit, and when
I came back, I found Jinbocho in this state.
**[01:35] Medusa**
Do you know what happened?
**[01:36] Jashin**
Oh, it's just you, huh?
Don't scare me like that.
**[01:39] Medusa**
You didn't have to be *that* surprised.
**[01:42] Medusa**
Or were you thinking of
doing something bad again?
**[01:45] Jashin**
Let's go, Medusa.
**[01:47] Medusa**
Huh?
**[01:49] Jashin**
ATM!
***SIGN*** Assassin's Fist will
***SIGN*** T
***SIGN*** ake Back
***SIGN*** M y Town
**[01:51] Medusa**
Jashin-chan?
**[01:53] Jashin**
I'm gonna get the Assassin's Fist,
wake Yurine up...
**[01:58] Jashin**
and get my Jinbocho *and*
my Yurine back to normal!
**[02:02] Jashin**
And then, I'll use the
Assassin's Fist to kill Yurine.
**[02:08] Jashin**
Time to take back J!
**[03:42] Jashin**
Well, we're here, but...
**[03:45] Jashin**
I don't know where we're supposed to go now.
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***SIGN*** Takamori is moving forward
with city planning initiatives
in collaboration with the
entertainment industry!
**[03:49] Medusa**
Let's ask in here.
**[03:51] Jashin**
I'll run in and ask! You wait out here!
**[03:55] Medusa**
Jashin-chan!
**[03:56] Jashin**
I'm saying a collaboration with me will
earn you a fortune in hometown tax money!
**[04:02] Official**
We will certainly consider it.
**[04:05] Official**
I checked, and I don't think we can
promote a show about selling organs...
**[04:12] Jashin**
Rats.
**[04:14] Jashin**
You just *had* to bring up the organs thing.
**[04:20] Jashin**
What's this place?
**[04:25] Medusa**
It looks like one of those shrines
that could be a power spot.
**[04:28] Medusa**
Let's go in and pray since we're here.
**[04:30] Jashin**
So many girls have a weakness
for the term "power spot."
**[04:36] Jashin**
Looks like the kind of place that'd be
used in a popular manga about a ronin.
**[04:40] Jashin**
That it does.
**[04:41] Medusa**
You're right.
**[04:52] Medusa**
What is it?
**[04:53] Jashin**
I'm having pachinko withdrawal symptoms.
**[04:56] Jashin**
All because the pachinko parlor in
Jinbocho had to end up like that...
**[04:59] Kenshiro**
You, who have been led here by the stars...
**[05:05] Jashin**
Y-You're...
**[05:08] Jashin**
the guy who always helped me out
when I was playing pachinko!
**[05:14] Jashin**
Teach me the secret
to winning at pachinko!
**[05:17] Jashin**
I mean...
**[05:18] Jashin**
Teach me the legendary
Assassin's Fist I can use to kill Yurine.
**[05:22] Medusa**
Don't kill her. You're just going
to snap her out of it, right?
**[05:24] Jashin**
Oh, sure.
**[05:29] Jashin**
I beg of you. Please teach me!
**[05:32] Medusa**
She's actually groveling.
**[05:33] Kenshiro**
I refuse.
**[05:34] Jashin**
Forsaken-shiro!
**[05:35] Kenshiro**
I feel you are not worthy.
**[05:38] Jashin**
N-No way!
**[05:40] Jashin**
But I wanna end the Yurine Kingdom
**[05:41] Jashin**
and restore Jinbocho to a town
that thrives on anime and manga!
**[05:45] Jashin**
It's moving forward with
city planning initiatives
**[05:47] Jashin**
in collaboration with the
entertainment industry, too!
**[05:50] Jashin**
So please! You must...
**[05:52] Jashin**
You, of all people, must understand!
**[05:54] Kenshiro**
Understood.
**[05:55] Medusa**
Guess he did.
**[05:56] Jashin**
Yay!
**[05:58] Kenshiro**
Here. Right here. On the temples.
**[06:01] Jashin**
You mean here?
**[06:03] Kenshiro**
Yes, that will also work.
**[06:06] Kenshiro**
If you want to wake someone up,
go only as far as the first knuckle.
**[06:10] Kenshiro**
Press any deeper, and you'll kill them.
**[06:12] Jashin**
I got it!
**[06:14] Kenshiro**
Right. Well, now you know.
**[06:17] Jashin**
Yay! The legendary Assassin's Fist is mine!
**[06:20] Jashin**
Now I can finally ki—
**[06:22] Jashin**
...uh, *kick* Yurine in the butt
to bring her to her senses.
**[06:25] Jashin**
Right! We're heading back
to Jinbocho, Medusa!
**[06:28] Kenshiro**
Don't.
**[06:30] Kenshiro**
This technique can only
be used in this region.
**[06:33] Jashin**
Why's that?
**[06:34] Kenshiro**
It is the power of Aso.
**[06:37] Kenshiro**
And that is how it is.
**[06:39] Kenshiro**
Farewell.
**[06:41] Jashin**
Uh, doesn't that way lead to a cliff?
**[06:44] Jashin**
Aw, man. Guess I have no choice.
**[06:47] Jashin**
I'll get Yurine to come here.
**[06:53] Carrier Pigeon Baron**
Carrier Pigeon Baron is here.
**[06:56] Medusa**
Who's this now?
**[06:59] Jashin**
Take this to Yurine. I'm counting on you.
**[07:02] Carrior Pigeon Baron**
As you wish.
**[07:05] Jashin**
And he's off.
**[07:06] Medusa**
He sure is.
**[07:07] Jashin**
Now that I think about it,
I'm not sure the two of us alone are enough.
**[07:11] Jashin**
Hey, Medusa, are there any angels or devils
around here who'll conveniently help me out?
**[07:17] Jashin**
Use your "I See Too Much and It Sucks" power.
**[07:21] Medusa**
Huh? Okay, one sec.
***SIGN*** ° "I See Too Much and It Sucks"
***SIGN*** Activating
**[07:26] Medusa**
Well, I can see cats...
**[07:28] Jashin**
Cats?
***SIGN*** Mount Neko
**[07:37] Kyon**
Oh, hey!
**[07:38] Kyon**
It's Jashin-chan!
**[07:40] Jashin**
What are you two doing here?
**[07:42] Ran**
The king of wildcats
lives here on Mount Neko.
**[07:48] Kyon**
During the season of ascetic training,
cats come here from all over the place.
**[07:53] Ran**
And pandas are cats, too.
***SIGN*** "Dà Xióng Māo"
***SIGN*** (Big Bear Cat)
**[07:55] Jashin**
I see.
**[07:57] Kyon**
Jinbocho's a wreck now, and it's the season
of ascetic training anyway, so we came here.
**[08:05] Jashin**
*Kyon-Kyon's strong when she's pissed.*
**[08:07] Jashin**
*I guess this beats having no one at all.*
**[08:10] Jashin**
Hey, you two. Help me out.
**[08:13] Jashin**
Let's work together to
take down the Yurine Kingdom.
**[08:16] Kyon/Ran**
Why?
**[08:18] Jashin**
Because!
**[08:19] Kyon**
But I like Yurine-chan.
**[08:21] Ran**
And fighting isn't nice.
**[08:23] Jashin**
The Yurine Kingdom will try
to take over Hell one day, too!
**[08:26] Jashin**
You want Hell China to be gone forever?!
**[08:29] Kyon**
Gah!
**[08:31] Medusa**
I think that was going too far.
**[08:32] Ran**
There's no way that'll ever...
**[08:34] Kyon**
I-I don't want that!
**[08:36] Jashin**
Fight alongside me so we can
return Yurine to her senses,
**[08:39] Jashin**
restore Jinbocho to its former state,
and preserve the peace of Hell!
**[08:46] Kyon**
Got it!
**[08:48] Ran**
Huh?!
**[08:49] Jashin**
Good. Well, we need to get ready,
so let's meet up later.
**[08:54] Kyon**
Zài jiàn!
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***SIGN*** m 0 0 b 0 0 0 0 0 0 b 5 -1 8 0 11 1 b 18 2 25 3 34 3 b 39 4 44 6 50 7 b 53 9 56 11 59 13 b 63 15 67 17 71 19 b 70 20 70 20 69 21 b 67 21 66 20 64 20 b 60 22 57 23 53 25 b 49 26 44 28 40 29 b 36 29 33 29 29 29 b 26 29 22 28 19 28 b 17 29 12 29 9 29 b 7 31 3 30 0 29 b -3 28 -6 23 -7 22 b -9 20 -10 17 -10 15 b -10 12 -9 10 -9 9 b -8 6 -7 4 -6 3 b -5 1 -2 0 0 0
***SIGN*** Takamori
Dengaku no Sato
**[08:58] Medusa**
Wow! What a unique ambiance!
**[09:08] Medusa**
What's wrong?
**[09:09] Jashin**
I don't know. I just got a chill.
**[09:12] Pino**
When one side is cooked, spread some
miso on it, then cook the other side.
**[09:17] Pino**
When water stops dripping from
the Japanese salmon's mouth...
**[09:25] Pino**
I'll take your life!
**[09:27] Jashin**
That's hot! What'd you do *that* for?
**[09:30] Pino**
I failed.
**[09:31] Medusa**
Are you okay?
**[09:33] Jashin**
Why is there someone in this
town who wants to kill me?
**[09:37] Jashin**
I repaid all my debts!
**[09:39] Jashin**
And I don't think I've done
anything evil in this town yet!
**[09:42] Mei**
Hold it right there!
**[09:44] Mei**
A round body and a spiky head!
It's the perfect balance!
**[09:48] Mei**
Become a part of my collection!
**[09:50] Jashin**
What's *she* doing here?
**[09:54] Mei**
Orochimaru?
**[09:55] Mei**
Fate must have led me to you!
**[09:58] Mei**
Yummy, yummy fate.
***SIGN*** m 0 0 b 0 0 0 0 0 0 b 5 -1 8 0 11 1 b 18 2 25 3 34 3 b 39 4 44 6 50 7 b 53 9 56 11 59 13 b 63 15 67 17 71 19 b 70 20 70 20 69 21 b 67 21 66 20 64 20 b 60 22 57 23 53 25 b 49 26 44 28 40 29 b 36 29 33 29 29 29 b 26 29 22 28 19 28 b 17 29 12 29 9 29 b 7 31 3 30 0 29 b -3 28 -6 23 -7 22 b -9 20 -10 17 -10 15 b -10 12 -9 10 -9 9 b -8 6 -7 4 -6 3 b -5 1 -2 0 0 0
***SIGN*** m 0 0 b 0 0 0 0 0 0 b 5 -1 8 0 11 1 b 18 2 25 3 34 3 b 39 4 44 6 50 7 b 53 9 56 11 59 13 b 63 15 67 17 71 19 b 70 20 70 20 69 21 b 67 21 66 20 64 20 b 60 22 57 23 53 25 b 49 26 44 28 40 29 b 36 29 33 29 29 29 b 26 29 22 28 19 28 b 17 29 12 29 9 29 b 7 31 3 30 0 29 b -3 28 -6 23 -7 22 b -9 20 -10 17 -10 15 b -10 12 -9 10 -9 9 b -8 6 -7 4 -6 3 b -5 1 -2 0 0 0
***SIGN*** Takamori
Dengaku no Sato
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***SIGN*** Takamori
Dengaku no Sato
***SIGN*** m 0 0 b 0 0 0 0 0 0 b 5 -1 8 0 11 1 b 18 2 25 3 34 3 b 39 4 44 6 50 7 b 53 9 56 11 59 13 b 63 15 67 17 71 19 b 70 20 70 20 69 21 b 67 21 66 20 64 20 b 60 22 57 23 53 25 b 49 26 44 28 40 29 b 36 29 33 29 29 29 b 26 29 22 28 19 28 b 17 29 12 29 9 29 b 7 31 3 30 0 29 b -3 28 -6 23 -7 22 b -9 20 -10 17 -10 15 b -10 12 -9 10 -9 9 b -8 6 -7 4 -6 3 b -5 1 -2 0 0 0
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***SIGN*** Takamori
Dengaku no Sato
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***SIGN*** Takamori
Dengaku no Sato
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***SIGN*** Takamori
Dengaku no Sato
**[10:07] Mei**
Orochimaru, where are you?
***SIGN*** Takamori Yusui
Tunnel Park
***SIGN*** Takamori Yusui
Tunnel Park
***SIGN*** Takamori Yusui
Tunnel Park
**[10:11] Jashin**
I think we lost her.
**[10:13] Jashin**
Anyway...
**[10:14] Jashin**
What is this place?
**[10:16] Medusa**
It's a tunnel, right?
**[10:20] Jashin**
S-Someone's coming!
**[10:23] Pekola**
Well, if it isn't Hanazono Yurine's familiar.
**[10:26] Jashin**
Pekola!
**[10:27] Jashin**
What are you doing here?
**[10:29] Jashin**
Doing some live-in job? Hah! Yeah, right!
**[10:31] Pekola**
Yes, that's right.
**[10:33] Jashin/Medusa**
Huh?
**[10:34] Pekola**
After what happened to Jinbocho,
**[10:36] Pekola**
I was having trouble
finding a part-time job...
**[10:39] Pekola**
Then I found this one.
**[10:41] Jashin**
What kind of job do you
do in a place like this?
***SIGN*** There are
***SIGN*** rainbow trout
***SIGN*** in here!
***SIGN*** There are
rainbow trout
***SIGN*** in here!
***SIGN*** Watch your head
***SIGN*** Watch for
dripping water
**[10:47] Pekola**
I feed the rainbow trout.
**[10:49] Jashin**
I see.
**[10:52] Pekola**
Michael, you're eating
well again today, huh?
**[10:55] Pekola**
Hey, Gabriel! No eating Raphael's food!
**[11:00] Jashin**
*Forget her. I doubt she'll be of any help.*
**[11:03] Jashin**
Let's go, Medusa.
**[11:06] Pekola**
Poporon and Lierre-sama are inside, too.
**[11:09] Jashin**
Say what?
**[11:15] Lierre**
It's so pretty!
**[11:17] Poporon**
Still, I don't know how you can
stand here staring at it for hours.
**[11:21] Jashin**
Hey, that really *is* cool!
**[11:26] Jashin**
Whoa, what is even going on?
Is it the power of God?
**[11:29] Poporon**
Try the power of science.
**[11:31] Jashin**
I see.
**[11:32] Poporon**
The power of God is the real problem here.
**[11:35] Pekola**
Poporon...
**[11:36] Lierre**
It's fine.
**[11:38] Lierre**
I don't know if it was caused
by that mysterious falling object,
**[11:41] Lierre**
but my godly powers have weakened.
**[11:43] Jashin**
What?
**[11:44] Pekola**
We learned that a water god
is enshrined here...
***SIGN*** Water
God
**[11:48] Lierre**
So I'm trying to get my godly powers
back through this water.
***SIGN*** Water
God
***SIGN*** Water God
**[12:00] Jashin**
So that's what happened.
**[12:02] Lierre**
Yes.
**[12:03] (Flashback) Lierre**
Now you've done it!
**[12:05] (Flashback) Pekola**
So have you, Lierre-sama!
**[12:07] (Flashback) Poporon**
Oh, spring water is so cold!
**[12:11] (Flashback) Three**
Take that!
**[12:13] Jashin**
Wait, isn't one of you missing?
**[12:16] Jashin**
Where's Pino?
**[12:17] Poporon**
She came here with us, but at some point,
we realized she was gone.
**[12:21] Lierre**
She may have grown tired of me
since I've lost my godly powers.
**[12:25] Japanese**
No, she would take this opportunity to—
**[12:29] Medusa**
Jashin-chan.
**[12:31] Japanese**
Wait, Heaven must be
in a real bind right now!
**[12:34] Jashin**
The Yurine Kingdom will try to
take over Heaven soon enough.
**[12:38] Jashin**
Lierre-san, you should fight Yurine with us.
**[12:41] Poporon**
You know she can't do that.
**[12:44] Pekola**
But I bet that witch could
do it if she felt like it.
**[12:48] Lierre**
I refuse. I could never collude
with devils to fight a human.
**[12:53] Jinbocho**
So you don't *care* what happens
to the panda in Kin Kin Park?!
**[13:05] Lierre**
Very well. I'll help you, just this once.
**[13:08] Poporon/Pekola**
Lierre-sama?
**[13:09] Lierre**
I want you two to support me.
**[13:12] Poporon**
What?
**[13:14] Jashin**
All right!
**[13:15] Jashin**
Okay, you stay under this water for a while
and get your godly powers back.
**[13:20] Jashin**
Then beating Yurine will be a cinch.
**[13:22] Jashin**
And once she's weakened, I'll strike her
vital points and use my dropkick to...
**[13:28] Pekola**
Wait! That wall...
**[13:31] Pekola**
It's from when they tried to
connect this tunnel to Takachiho,
**[13:34] Pekola**
but gave up because
they hit a waterway.
**[13:38] Jashin**
Huh?
**[13:50] Jashin**
Ugh. Don't put stuff in the anime that didn't
happen in real life. We'll get complaints!
***SIGN*** Beef
***SIGN*** Oh?
**[13:59] Minos**
Jashin-chan?
**[14:01] Jashin**
Who are you?
**[14:02] Medusa**
You should really stop identifying
people by their hair and clothes.
**[14:06] Minos**
I'm helping take care of the
Japanese Brown cattle on this farm.
***SIGN*** After what happened to Jinbocho, her part-time job delivering milk is on hold.
**[14:15] Jashin**
This'll be quick, then.
**[14:17] Jashin**
Help me fight to defeat the Yurine Kingdom
and get the old Jinbocho back!
**[14:21] Minos**
As if there's any way you could beat Yurine.
***SIGN*** Uh-huh.
**[14:25] Jashin**
Maybe I can't on my own, but I've got
jiangshi and angels on my side this time.
**[14:30] Jashin**
Plus, I've learned the
legendary Assassin's Fist!
**[14:33] Jashin**
If I strike her vital points with it,
I can wake Yurine up,
**[14:36] Jashin**
and get Jinbocho back to normal.
***SIGN*** I bet you actually just want to take advantage of the chaos to kill Yurine-chan.
**[14:43] Jashin**
Urk!
**[14:44] Medusa**
You're sweating bullets.
**[14:45] Jashin**
I am not! It's spring water!
**[14:47] Minos**
In any case, I'm not fighting Yurine-chan.
**[14:51] Jashin**
That park...
**[14:53] Jashin**
I bet those little boys and girls would
love to play in that park like before.
***SIGN*** Malt
***SIGN*** Malt
**[14:58] Minos**
Oh, all right, fine!
**[15:00] Minos**
But I'm only fighting Yurine-chan
to fix Jinbocho, you hear?
**[15:05] Jashin**
That's a hell of a good reason. Thanks!
**[15:07] Jashin**
That hair color looks good on you.
**[15:09] Jashin**
Okay, we'll all meet up later.
**[15:17] Yusa**
Would you like some train car chocolat?
**[15:21] Jashin**
Please help me 'cause of
this and that and such and such!
**[15:24] Yusa**
You treat me so half-heartedly.
***SIGN*** Jashin-chan.
**[15:28] Jashin/Medusa**
Sensei!
***SIGN*** I heard you were trying to do something decent for once,
***SIGN*** so I came to see for myself.
**[15:34] Jashin**
I see. Uh, I mean, yes, I am.
***SIGN*** Good luck.
**[15:40] Jashin**
Okay! Let's all fight to get J back!
**[15:59] Yurine**
You have some nerve
calling me all the way out here.
**[16:03] Pekola**
Pino!
**[16:04] Poporon**
Why are you on her side?
**[16:09] Pino**
*She pretended to lose her godly powers*
**[16:12] Pino**
* and got us to let our guards down*
* by leading us into this weird tunnel*
**[16:15] Pino**
*so she could kill us here, didn't she?*
**[16:20] Pino**
If we spread the Yurine Kingdom around the
world and take over both Heaven and Hell,
**[16:25] Pino**
there'll be no reason to fear Lierre-sama.
**[16:28] Minos**
Why are the vampires on her side, too?
**[16:31] Ecute**
I'm going to have Hanazono
Yurine join my clan one day,
**[16:35] Ecute**
so it's only natural that
we sided with her.
**[16:38] Atre**
Yes.
**[16:39] Yurine**
And where is Jashin-chan?
**[16:41] Jashin Team**
Huh?
**[16:42] Medusa**
Huh? Jashin-chan?
***SIGN*** I guess she got scared and ran away.
**[16:46] Mei**
Orochimaru, where are you?
**[16:48] Kyon**
Aiya...
**[16:50] Jashin**
Yah!
**[16:53] Jashin**
*She who strikes first wins!*
**[16:56] Minos**
How unfair.
***SIGN*** She's such a coward.
**[16:58] Atre**
Stay back!
**[17:04] Ecute**
My father would be angry if anything
happened to Hanazono Yurine.
**[17:08] Jashin**
You're a devil! You shouldn't
be taking Yurine's side!
**[17:13] Jashin**
I'll watch for an opening to hit Yurine.
**[17:15] Jashin**
You take care of the rest of them.
**[17:17] Minos**
Okay!
**[17:17] Minos**
You get to deal with me!
**[17:21] Atre**
I acknowledge the strength
of the minotaur race,
**[17:24] Atre**
but the nobility of the
vampire clan is far stronger.
**[17:28] Minos**
Oh, I don't know about that.
**[17:34] Pekola**
Please stay back, Lierre-sama.
**[17:37] Poporon**
The two of us are more than
enough to handle the likes of Pino.
**[17:41] Lierre**
You two...
**[17:45] Pino**
*I failed back then...*
**[17:49] Pino**
* but I must be successful this time*
* and show Hanazono-san what I can do!*
**[18:00] Pino**
Yurine Kingdom forever!
**[18:05] Chiba**
Yurine-sama!
**[18:06] Three**
Banzai!
**[18:08] Chiba**
Plod, plod, plod.
**[18:10] Kyon/Ran**
Laia!
**[18:11] Yusa**
We sisters have been used
less and less in the main anime.
**[18:14] Yusa**
It's finally our turn to shine again!
**[18:30] Ecute**
I need to contribute somehow, too.
**[18:33] Ecute**
I think I can beat that one!
**[18:36] Ecute**
Take this! Light and Airy Milk Punch!
**[18:40] Ecute**
Huh?
**[18:43] Ecute**
Eek! Atre, help me!
**[18:46] Jashin**
What was *that*? It's the
battle of the weaklings!
***SIGN*** You're the weakest one here, though.
**[18:53] Mei**
I will protect Orochimaru!
**[18:55] Ozaki**
How can you shoot at civilians?
**[18:58] Hashira**
A-A-And defending a devil
over humans? She's a devil herself!
***SIGN*** I bet we'd win in a heartbeat if you joined in, Mother.
***SIGN*** It's a teacher's job to watch over her students.
**[19:07] Followers**
Yurine-sama...
**[19:09] Followers**
Yurine-sama... Yurine-sama...
**[19:11] Kyon**
There's no end to them.
**[19:13] Ran**
This isn't good.
**[19:14] Ran**
Hey, it's...
**[19:20] Minos**
You guys!
**[19:21] Kyon**
Everyone!
**[19:22] Ran**
You came to help!
**[19:36] Atre**
What?
**[19:37] Minos**
Kyon-Kyon!
**[19:38] Kyon**
Aiyo!
**[19:40] Atre**
Curses!
**[19:41] Minos**
Now, Jashin-chan! You have
to wake Yurine-chan up!
**[19:46] Jashin**
Wake her up? I'll make it so
she never wakes up again.
**[19:51] Jashin**
Die, Yurine!
**[19:55] Minos**
Huh?
**[19:56] Medusa**
She said she wouldn't kill her!
***SIGN*** I knew it!
**[19:59] Yurine**
Don't point at people.
**[20:02] Yurine**
No!
**[20:03] Yurine**
This is how you use that technique.
**[20:12] Jashin**
H-How do you know the Assassin's Fist?
**[20:18] (Flashback) Yurine**
Oh, what a lovely station.
**[20:24] (Flashback) Kenshiro**
Yuria?
**[20:25] (Flashback) Yurine**
It's Yurine.
**[20:27] (Flashback) Kenshiro**
You are the one worthy to be
the successor of this technique.
**[20:30] (Flashback) Kenshiro**
You should inherit it.
**[20:32] Yurine**
So he taught it to me.
**[20:34] Jashin**
You gotta be kidding me, Kenshiro!
**[20:38] Yurine**
You are already dead.
**[20:41] Jashin**
Hidebu!
**[20:47] Medusa**
Jashin-chan!
**[20:50] Yurine**
Ah, that was fun. Think I'll head back and
have some Japanese Brown beef sukiyaki.
***SIGN*** Huh? What about being a dictator?
**[20:56] Yurine**
It was only a part-time job. I'm done.
***SIGN*** We must do something
about Jinbocho!
Seeking a dictator!
**[21:04] Yurine**
I always wanted to try being one.
**[21:09] Minos**
So, what happens now?
**[21:12] Kyon**
Will Jinbocho go back to normal?
***SIGN*** And will this anime just carry on from here?
**[21:17] Yurine**
Well, as for all that...
**[21:21] Yurine**
Let's just throw up a smokescreen.
**[22:59] Yusa**
Skewered Jashin-chan, anyone?
**[23:02] Yusa**
It's super popular as a gift
for paying the hometown tax!
***SIGN*** m 0 0 l 100 0 100 100 0 100
***SIGN*** Skewered
Jashin-chan
Product
Demo
**[23:09] Yurine**
You need to be punished
for trying to kill me.
**[23:12] Yurine**
I'm sure you caused all kinds of trouble, so you
should do something that'll benefit this town.
**[23:17] Yurine**
Let's see...
**[23:22] Jashin**
I just want to go back to Jinbocho.
**[23:25] Medusa**
Once all the moisture dribbles out,
it's time to turn her over!
**[23:32] Medusa**
Yummy!
**[23:33] Minos**
It's the Japanese Brown
I helped raise! Like it?
**[23:36] Minos**
Yeah, of course it's good!