Season 3 - Dropkick on My Devil!!! X E1 - Armageddon Karuta X Source: Crunchyroll Translator: Editor: Timer: QC: (Please feel free to edit the speaker names if incomplete or inaccurate. Names are handled on a best-effort basis depending on the info on the source file. Dialogue is left as is.) [00:05] DevilA     Her name is Hanazono Yurine. [00:09] DevilA     She is the most powerful     necromancer in this land, [00:13] DevilA     and the one who conveys the     wishes of the devil to the people; [00:16] DevilA     the guardian of blood passed     down from days long past. [00:20] DevilA     The people fear her,     calling her by this name: [00:24] DevilA     Black Xavier, the Evangelist of the Devil. [00:30] Yurine     At least... [00:31] Yurine     That's what I fantasized at one time. [00:36] Yurine     But then, one day, I summoned her. [00:41] Yurine     A wicked devil.     The very embodiment of evil. [00:50] Jashin     Welcome home, Yurine. [00:54] Yurine     Thanks, Jashin-chan. [00:56] Yurine     Yes, this is that devil. No matter how     you look at her, she's clearly a devil. [01:01] Yurine     This part especially is     unmistakably devilish. [01:05] Yurine     I bought the minced meat cutlets you like. [01:08] Yurine     We can have them for dinner tonight. [01:11] Jashin     An opening! [01:12] Jashin     Die, Yurine! [01:14] Jashin     This time... This time...     This time, you will die! [01:18] Jashin     If I kill you, my summoner,     I can go back to Hell! [01:22] Jashin     Third time's the charm!     This time, I'll kill you for sure! [01:26] Jashin     Taste my ultimate killer move!      Jashin-chan Dropkick! [01:36] Jashin     Huh? I... hit her? [01:39] Jashin     I really did it? [01:43] Jashin     It took until the third season,     but at last, I've beaten Yur— [01:46] Yurine     Okay... [01:47] Yurine     How many times do you     have to try to kill me? [01:52] Yurine     Maybe I'll hold on to these     minced meat cutlets for a while. [01:57] Jashin     Forgive me! Forgive me, Yurine! [02:00] Jashin     Please forgive me, Yurine! [02:10] Yurine     Heh. [02:12] Yurine     Dropkick on My Devil!! X... [02:15] Both     ...begins now! [03:53] Yurine     What's that serious look all about? [03:56] Jashin     For our third anime adaptation,      Dropkick on My Devil!! X, [04:01] Jashin     I've decided to present     my character differently. [04:04] Jashin     From now on, Jashin-chan     is going to be serious. [04:07] Yurine     I see. So you're going for a     different taste. Interesting idea. [04:15] Yurine     Hey, maybe I'll change my character, too. [04:20] Yurine     I like everything to be beautiful. [04:25] Yurine     Maybe this is how I'll stay for the     whole of Dropkick on My Devil!! X. [04:29] Minos     Jashin-chan! SIGN    Beef [04:31] Minos     Let's play video games! [04:33] Medusa     I bought some Fresh Moon cakes! SIGN    We're here to visit. SIGN    Beef [04:36] Yurine     Oh, my. All of your art     has changed, as well. [04:40] Yurine     Minos, you appear to be in     a children's cartoon style. [04:43] Yurine     You give the impression     of a healthy, fiery youth. [04:45] Yurine     Medusa, your appearance was     always based on a 90s style, [04:49] Yurine     but it's leaning that way even more now. [04:52] Yurine     And Per-chan, your soft, graceful look is     like something out of Last Fantasy. [04:57] Minos     Yeah, before I knew it,     this is how I was drawn! [05:01] Poporon     Hello, it's Genesis! [05:03] Poporon     I brought your two sets of ramen     with half orders of fried rice! SIGN    Wow, Poporon-chan, you look like you're straight out of a shojo manga. [05:12] Poporon     Really? [05:13] Poporon     I don't feel like I've changed that much... [05:15] Minos     Yeah, you looked like a shojo     manga character to begin with! [05:30] Yurine     She's eating so nice and quiet. [05:33] Medusa     Jashin-chan seems unusually serious today. [05:36] Pino     Hanazono-san! [05:37] Pino     I looked in your bathroom mirror before my      shower, and saw that I look like this now! [05:42] Medusa     Pino-chan looks about the same as always. [05:46] Yurine     No, look closer. [05:48] Yurine     The more adult features that we've     tried to keep to a minimum in this show [05:52] Yurine     are much more pronounced on her now. [05:57] Poporon     Because she came out here in her underwear? [06:00] Tex     Thank     You for     the Meal [06:00] Tex     Thank     You for     the Meal [06:01] Pekola     Bread crusts are delicious! [06:06] Pekola     Oh, you're all here? [06:09] Minos     Pekola-chan and Beth look like     characters from a Showa-era gag manga! [06:14] Poporon     Pekola-sama, look how much you've shrunk. [06:17] Pekola     Have I? [06:20] Ran     Ni hao! [06:21] Kyon     How are you all doing? [06:22] Minos     Whoa! They're from a tearjerker game! [06:24] Yurine     I wonder if they're sick or something. [06:27] Ran     No, not at all! [06:28] Kyon     We're healthy and strong!     And we love taiyaki! [06:33] Yurine     You haven't said anything or     made any snappy comebacks at all. SIGN    Keeping     Quiet SIGN    Keeping     Quiet [06:41] Yurine     I don't think just staying quiet     constitutes being serious... [06:46] Minos     Per-chan, you even look     cute in that graceful style! [06:46] Poporon     Pekola-sama, you're so tiny. [06:48] Pekola     Indeed, indeed. [06:51] Yurine     This is such a chaotic sight... [06:55] Yurine     I think our visuals need     to be consistent after all. [06:58] Yurine     Everyone, go back to the way you     were by the end of the eyecatch. [07:02] All     Okay! [07:02] Mino     'Kay! [07:03] Pekola     Got it! [07:04] Pino     I sure want to... [07:05] Poporon     But we can't? [07:11] DevilA     Moo. SIGN    Moo [07:15] DevilA     This is Jinbocho in Chiyoda Ward. [07:17] DevilA     Happy New Year, everyone! [07:24] Pekola     My Lord, I am yet again     about to commit a sin. [07:29] Pekola     I have accepted an invitation from the witch     to once more set foot in the Sabbat's domicile... [07:37] (Flashback) Yurine     It's New Year's,     so come over for some ozoni. [07:42] Pekola     Ozoni... [07:44] Pekola     Well, it is New Year's.     I'm sure my Lord will forgive me! [07:50] DevilA     Your "Lord" is not a Shinto god! SIGN    A warm meal     with a warm family     was the hallucination I saw SIGN    I don't turn to stone     even if I look at Medusa,     thanks to the bracelet     I bought at a stall in Akiba SIGN    Not bad     for a     pig [07:57] Yurine     It's still a little too early to eat, [07:59] Yurine     so let's play some karuta     to work up an appetite. [08:02] Ran     Do your best, Kyon-Kyon! [08:04] Kyon     Okay! [08:05] Poporon     Isn't karuta kind of childish? [08:07] Pino     I won't lose to you, Poporon. [08:09] Pino     If I'm so weak I lose to the likes of you, [08:10] Minos     I haven't played karuta since grade school. [08:11] Pino     pursuers from Heaven     would overcome me easily. SIGN    I'm a little worried I might get hurt. [08:15] Jashin     Hah! You weakling. You'll make your     teacher in Hell cry, talking like that. [08:16] Pino     So I can't afford to lose now. [08:19] Pino     That's right. SIGN    What makes my mother cry is having a useless student who can't even go back to Hell. [08:23] Pino     I mean, it's true, isn't it?     I can't afford to lose. [08:26] Jashin     You impertinent brat! If you weren't     Sensei's daughter, I'd beat you to a pulp! SIGN    You didn't forget about when you broke my leg, did you? [08:35] Yurine     The new year is young.     Don't start fighting already. [08:39] Jashin     Still... [08:40] Jashin     By complete chance, this has turned into a     battle between devils, angels, and humans. [08:45] Jashin     One could call this a     practice run for Armageddon. [08:49] Jashin     I can't lose when the     new year's just begun! [08:52] Yurine     You'd better not cheat. [08:54] Jashin     Huh? Well, of course I won't... [08:57] Jashin     And you know, if you     damage a child's self-esteem [09:00] Jashin     by saying that before they even start     playing, you'll never be a good parent. [09:03] Yurine     I told you, I'm never going to be a parent. [09:06] Medusa     Okay, I'll start reading now. [09:08] Medusa     "Not bad for a pig." [09:10] Jashin     "Not..." "Not..." [09:10] Kyon     Hmm, where is it? [09:12] Yurine     There! [09:14] Pekola     Th-That was fast! [09:17] Minos     That was amazing, Yurine-chan! [09:17] Jashin     H-How is she so fast?     Is that kind of speed even human? [09:22] Medusa     I'll read the next one now. [09:24] Medusa     "A warm meal with a warm family     was the hallucination I saw." [09:28] Pekola     Here! [09:29] Yurine     Well done. [09:32] Medusa     "Little cyclops is     short-lived and panty-free." [09:37] Kyon     Aiya! SIGN    Aw, she beat me to it. [09:41] Ran     Nice one, Kyon-Kyon! [09:42] Medusa     "Before her departure at 8 AM,     Azusa 2's last words were 'forever dream.'" SIGN    Oh, there it is! SIGN    Huh? SIGN    Jashin-chan? [09:53] Jashin     Azusa 2... It was all Yurine's fault... [09:57] Yurine     It was your fault. [09:58] Jashin     If you hadn't dodged my attack... [10:00] Minos     Yeah, that was Jashin-chan's fault. SIGN    It really was. [10:04] Medusa     I'll read the next one now. [10:07] Medusa     "The assassin that popped out of the     closet was a moronic fallen angel." [10:11] Medusa     "The halo she lost was     taken out with the trash, [10:13] Medusa     and now she can't go home,     so she lives in a box." SIGN    Ah, found it! [10:18] Pekola     Without my halo, I can't use my     powers or even go back to Heaven... [10:24] Pino     And because you're such a moron, [10:27] Pino     even those of us who came to finish     you off got dragged down with you. [10:30] Poporon     All because you're such a moron. [10:34] Medusa     U-Uh... [10:37] Medusa     "Door L2 leads to the secluded     Philippine region of El Nido." [10:40] Jashin     Where is it? Where is it?! SIGN    Door L2 leads to     the secluded     Philippine region of     El Nido [10:44] Pekola     There! [10:46] Jashin     Hey. What do you think you're doing? [10:50] Pekola     Huh? I just took the card.     Isn't that the point of the game? [10:54] Jashin     You stupid fallen angel!     Let me get one already! [10:57] Pekola     Let you get one? But you     hadn't even spotted that one. [11:01] Jashin     What was that?! [11:04] Minos     Hey, c'mon, don't fight. SIGN    You're still such a short-tempered devil. [11:08] Jashin     Ugh! I hate you all! [11:11] Jashin     Medusa! Next! [11:12] Medusa     O-Okay... [11:14] Medusa     "Green onion stolen.     A 100-yen coin left in its place." [11:18] Jashin     Where is it? "Green onion..."     Where's "green onion"? [11:23] Jashin     Green onion! [11:24] Miku     Shopping! Shopping! [11:27] Jashin     You! [11:30] Jashin     Green onion stolen! [11:31] Miku     Wh-What? [11:33] Jashin     And you get 100 yen for it! [11:38] Miku     I bought that green onion     for 90 yen, so it's all good. [11:42] Jashin     I got the green onion! [11:44] Yurine     You're supposed to get the card,     not an actual green onion. [11:49] Jashin     Argh! Next time... Next time! SIGN    Jashin-chan swore     she would win     next time, but... [11:53] DevilA     Jashin-chan swore she     would win next time, but... SIGN    Our holy idol     lives and works     at Genesis,     wearing straw sandals SIGN    Our holy idol     lives and works     at Genesis,     wearing straw sandals [11:58] Medusa     "Our holy idol lives and works at     Genesis, wearing straw sandals." SIGN    Our holy idol     lives and works     at Genesis,     wearing straw sandals SIGN    Our holy idol     lives and works     at Genesis,     wearing straw sandals SIGN    Our holy idol     lives and works     at Genesis,     wearing straw sandals SIGN    Our holy idol     lives and works     at Genesis,     wearing straw sandals SIGN    Our holy idol     lives and works     at Genesis,     wearing straw sandals SIGN    Our holy idol     lives and works     at Genesis,     wearing straw sandals SIGN    Our holy idol     lives and works     at Genesis,     wearing straw sandals SIGN    Our holy idol     lives and works     at Genesis,     wearing straw sandals SIGN    Everyone is     surely waiting     for the tsuchinoko's     sexy scene SIGN    Our holy idol     lives and works     at Genesis,     wearing straw sandals SIGN    Everyone is     surely waiting     for the tsuchinoko's     sexy scene SIGN    Our holy idol     lives and works     at Genesis,     wearing straw sandals SIGN    Everyone is     surely waiting     for the tsuchinoko's     sexy scene SIGN    Our holy idol     lives and works     at Genesis,     wearing straw sandals SIGN    Everyone is     surely waiting     for the tsuchinoko's     sexy scene SIGN    Our holy idol     lives and works     at Genesis,     wearing straw sandals SIGN    Everyone is     surely waiting     for the tsuchinoko's     sexy scene [12:03] Poporon     Here! SIGN    Our holy idol     lives and works     at Genesis,     wearing straw sandals SIGN    Everyone is     surely waiting     for the tsuchinoko's     sexy scene SIGN    Everyone is     surely waiting     for the tsuchinoko's     sexy scene [12:03] Medusa     "Everyone is surely waiting for     the tsuchinoko's sexy scene." SIGN    Everyone is     surely waiting     for the tsuchinoko's     sexy scene SIGN    Everyone is     surely waiting     for the tsuchinoko's     sexy scene SIGN    Everyone is     surely waiting     for the tsuchinoko's     sexy scene SIGN    Everyone is     surely waiting     for the tsuchinoko's     sexy scene SIGN    Everyone is     surely waiting     for the tsuchinoko's     sexy scene SIGN    Everyone is     surely waiting     for the tsuchinoko's     sexy scene SIGN    Everyone is     surely waiting     for the tsuchinoko's     sexy scene SIGN    Everyone is     surely waiting     for the tsuchinoko's     sexy scene SIGN    Everyone is     surely waiting     for the tsuchinoko's     sexy scene [12:07] Kyon     Got it! [12:08] Medusa     "I don't turn to stone, even if I look at Medusa, SIGN    I don't turn to stone     even if I look at Medusa,     thanks to the bracelet     I bought at a stall in Akiba SIGN    I don't turn to stone     even if I look at Medusa,     thanks to the bracelet     I bought at a stall in Akiba SIGN    I don't turn to stone     even if I look at Medusa,     thanks to the bracelet     I bought at a stall in Akiba SIGN    I don't turn to stone     even if I look at Medusa,     thanks to the bracelet     I bought at a stall in Akiba SIGN    I don't turn to stone     even if I look at Medusa,     thanks to the bracelet     I bought at a stall in Akiba SIGN    I don't turn to stone     even if I look at Medusa,     thanks to the bracelet     I bought at a stall in Akiba SIGN    "Lonely me"     and "sashimi"     sound alike [12:11] Medusa     thanks to the bracelet I     bought at a stall in Akiba." SIGN    I don't turn to stone     even if I look at Medusa,     thanks to the bracelet     I bought at a stall in Akiba SIGN    "Lonely me"     and "sashimi"     sound alike SIGN    I don't turn to stone     even if I look at Medusa,     thanks to the bracelet     I bought at a stall in Akiba SIGN    "Lonely me"     and "sashimi"     sound alike SIGN    I don't turn to stone     even if I look at Medusa,     thanks to the bracelet     I bought at a stall in Akiba SIGN    "Lonely me"     and "sashimi"     sound alike SIGN    I don't turn to stone     even if I look at Medusa,     thanks to the bracelet     I bought at a stall in Akiba SIGN    "Lonely me"     and "sashimi"     sound alike SIGN    I don't turn to stone     even if I look at Medusa,     thanks to the bracelet     I bought at a stall in Akiba SIGN    "Lonely me"     and "sashimi"     sound alike [12:13] Yurine     Here. SIGN    I don't turn to stone     even if I look at Medusa,     thanks to the bracelet     I bought at a stall in Akiba SIGN    "Lonely me"     and "sashimi"     sound alike SIGN    "Lonely me"     and "sashimi"     sound alike SIGN    "Lonely me"     and "sashimi"     sound alike [12:14] Medusa     "'Lonely me' and 'sashimi' sound alike." SIGN    "Lonely me"     and "sashimi"     sound alike SIGN    "Lonely me"     and "sashimi"     sound alike SIGN    "Lonely me"     and "sashimi"     sound alike SIGN    "Lonely me"     and "sashimi"     sound alike SIGN    "Lonely me"     and "sashimi"     sound alike SIGN    "Lonely me"     and "sashimi"     sound alike [12:16] Pino     Here! [12:17] Pino     Now that I'm giving karuta a try,      it's actually quite fun. SIGN    Devil A [12:22] DevilA     Jashin-chan can't even get a single card. SIGN    Devil A SIGN    Jashin-chan     can't even get     a single card [12:27] Jashin     Th-This is bad. [12:29] Jashin     If this keeps up, I'll lose. [12:31] Jashin     There's no need to get serious     over a silly game like this, [12:34] Jashin     but as a devil, losing cannot be tolerated! [12:37] Jashin     Maybe it's about time I taught     these guys how cruel reality is. [12:42] Medusa     "Almond Shot, Almond Shot,     Under Almond Shot." [12:46] Pekola     Found it! SIGN    Wham [12:48] Jashin     Whoops! My hand slipped! SIGN    Wham [12:52] Pekola     Wh-What was that for?! [12:54] Yurine     You actually cheated, didn't you? [12:56] Jashin     That wasn't cheating. My hand just slipped. [13:00] Yurine     You know what'll happen if     you do that again, don't you? [13:04] Jashin     Of course I do! SIGN    She has no idea, does she? [13:07] Minos     Nope. [13:08] Jashin     Medusa! Read the next card already! [13:11] Medusa     Okay... [13:12] Medusa     "Heh. This is my second deadly move after     my deadly dropkick, Royal Copenhagen." [13:19] Medusa     "I named it after the Danish porcelain     manufacturer because it sounded cool." SIGN    Heh. This is my second deadly move      after my deadly dropkick,     Royal Copenhagen. I named it after     the Danish porcelain manufacturer      because it sounded cool. [13:24] Jashin     You're not getting this one! Second     deadly move: Royal Copenhagen! [13:28] Jashin     Whoops! My hand slipped again! [13:31] Jashin     What?! [13:34] Jashin     I don't think so! [13:35] Yurine     Ow, hot! [13:36] Jashin     All mine! SIGN    Heh. This is my second deadly move      after my deadly dropkick,     Royal Copenhagen. I named it after     the Danish porcelain manufacturer      because it sounded cool. [13:38] Jashin     Gotcha! SIGN    Heh. This is my second deadly move      after my deadly dropkick,     Royal Copenhagen. I named it after     the Danish porcelain manufacturer      because it sounded cool. SIGN    Heh. This is my second deadly move      after my deadly dropkick,     Royal Copenhagen. I named it after     the Danish porcelain manufacturer      because it sounded cool. [13:41] Jashin     "Ow, hot!" she said. [13:43] Jashin     I guess my eye beams are pretty hot, Pekola. [13:47] Pekola     Uh-huh... [13:49] Medusa     This just turned really scary... SIGN    "Niozoni" contains      the word "ozoni" [13:53] Medusa     Oh, this is the last card. SIGN    "Niozoni" contains      the word "ozoni" [13:57] Medusa     "'Niozoni' contains the word 'ozoni.'" [14:00] Yurine     Here. [14:01] Yurine     The karuta game is now over. [14:04] Yurine     Now it's time to prepare the ozoni. [14:07] Yurine     Right, Jashin-chan? [14:10] Jashin     Huh? [14:11] Jashin     Oh... Right. [14:16] Minos     This ozoni is so good! [14:18] Medusa     Y-Yes, it's great. [14:21] Pekola     It's absolutely delicious! [14:24] Pekola     I can't breathe! M-My eyes! SIGN    Careful! [14:34] Pekola     You saved me. [14:37] Kyon     Is it yummy, Onee-chan? [14:39] Ran     Hao chi! SIGN    That was a close call. [14:42] Minos     I think this is gonna be another great year! [14:43] Poporon     What are we going to do with you, Pekola-sama? [14:44] Medusa     Uh, yeah... [14:46] Yurine     Well? Have you seen the error of your ways? [14:49] Jashin     Yes! Yes! I have! [14:51] Yurine     Really? Then I'll let you eat some ozoni. SIGN    Splat [14:58] Jashin     Ow, hot! SIGN    Smack [15:00] Yurine     Here you go. Have some piping-hot mochi. [15:04] Jashin     P-Please stop... [15:06] Yurine     What? You want more? [15:08] Yurine     Okay, then. I'll give you lots more. [15:12] Jashin     Hot! [15:13] Yurine     Yes, the mochi is hot, isn't it? [15:15] Yurine     I wonder which is hotter,     this or your eye beams... [15:21] Yurine     How about a steaming-hot green onion next? [15:25] Jashin     Hot! SIGN    m 0 10 l 100 0 100 100 0 100 SIGN    Orphanage     Iron Commando [15:30] Teacher     Okay, everyone, pay attention. [15:32] Teacher     This is Lierre-chan,     your new friend starting today. [15:37] Lierre     Nice to meet all of you. My name is Lierre. [15:40] Lierre     I hope we'll all be friends. [15:42] Kid1     Nice to meet you! [15:43] Kid2     Nice to meet ya! [15:44] Daichi     Hey, Lierre-chan, which     ***** color is your favorite? [15:47] Lierre     A ***** Monster , huh? [15:50] Lierre     Hmm... I guess I'd say Lead. [15:53] Daichi*     How cool! [15:57] Pekola     The sky is the color of lead. [15:59] Pekola     The weather is so dreary,     just like my heart. [16:05] Pekola     This is the last of my food for today... [16:09] Pekola     Maybe tonight I'll finally go     back to nature's salad bar... [16:13] Pekola     If I recall, Chinese plantain,     wood sorrel, and sow thistle grow there. [16:18] Guy     She's literally talking     about eating roadside grass. SIGN    Horsetail [16:24] Pekola     I wish I had some ramen... [16:27] Lierre     Hup. [16:33] Pekola     I haven't seen her around here before. [16:38] Lierre     This land is rife with conflict and hatred. [16:43] Lierre     Do you not agree? [16:45] Pekola     Huh? Uh, yes... [16:49] Lierre     Long ago, I destroyed the     corrupt human race with a flood. [16:53] Lierre     I suppose history does repeat itself. [16:56] Pekola     Do you like the Bible? [16:59] Pekola     What an admirable child you are. [17:03] Lierre     Honestly... You still don't get it, Pekola? [17:06] Pekola     Wha— [17:07] Pekola     How do you know my name?! [17:09] Pekola     Is it written on me somewhere?! [17:13] Lierre     I don't know if you're just     pretending to be dumb, [17:15] Lierre     or if falling to Earth     really did make you dumb... [17:21] Pekola     Wait, are you... I mean,     might you actually be... [17:25] Pekola     My Lord, Lierre-sama?! [17:29] Lierre     You finally figured it out? [17:31] Pekola     Why have you taken this form? [17:33] Pekola     I remember you looking more like...      well... a mature woman. [17:37] Lierre     What do you mean, "mature"?!     I'm still young! [17:40] Pekola     I-I'm sorry! [17:42] Lierre     This form is more convenient. [17:45] Lierre     No one suspects the child. [17:49] Pekola     You finally... [17:51] Pekola     You finally came to take me home! [17:54] Pekola     I'm so glad! I won't have to     go to the salad bar anymore! [17:59] Guy     I see. [18:01] Guy     So you're leaving, huh? [18:05] Lierre     No, you'll still need to     rely on the salad bar. [18:08] Pekola     Huh? [18:08] Guy     Yay. [18:10] Lierre     I'm here because... [18:13] Lierre     it's time to give this world     another deep cleaning. [18:20] Lierre     We decided it at a meeting of the gods. [18:23] Lierre     If we allow the corrupt human race to keep     on living, they'll only pollute the world. [18:28] Pekola     Oh, no! [18:29] Pekola     If you do that, Dropkick on My Devil!! X      will end after only one episode, [18:33] Pekola     even after it was finally     successfully crowdfunded! [18:37] Texxt     End [18:38] Pekola     No, no, no. [18:38] Texxt     End [18:38] Texxt     End [18:38] Texxt     End [18:40] Pekola     There are still many good     humans in this world. [18:43] Pekola     Would you leave all of them to die?! [18:50] Pekola     I do recall that there were some     among the gods who hated humans... [18:55] Pekola     But I thought you loved humans! [19:00] Lierre     I've watched this world from     up in Heaven for a long time. [19:05] Lierre     Then I grew fed up, [19:07] Lierre     and my thoughts on it changed. [19:10] Lierre     Too many humans act only     in their own self-interest, [19:13] Lierre     and I cannot allow it to continue. [19:16] Pekola     My Lord... [19:18] Lierre     But... [19:19] Pekola     But? [19:20] Lierre     First, I want to try     living as the humans do. [19:25] Mom     What should we have for dinner tonight? [19:27] Guy     How about some grass? [19:30] Lierre     I came to this world     alone in order to do that. [19:36] Pekola     So that's why... [19:39] Lierre     And... [19:40] Lierre     I also need to get rid of the three of you,     who betrayed Heaven and colluded with devils. SIGN    Fallen SIGN    Angel SIGN    Trio [19:47] Pekola     So that really is a part of it, then... [19:50] Jashin     I heard everything. [19:54] Lierre     Where did you come from? [19:56] Jashin     Heya, slay ya, love and throb and kiss ya. [19:59] Jashin     And who do you think you are,     talking like you're so much better than us? [20:04] Jashin     Who cares about some     stupid meeting of the gods? [20:07] Jashin     You don't get to just decide all that. [20:09] Jashin     If you want to destroy humanity,     you'll have to go through me first. [20:14] Jashin     Pachinko, arcades,     boat racing, cycle racing, [20:17] Jashin     horse racing, poker, mahjong, cee-lo, [20:19] Jashin     hanafuda, , and ... [20:23] Jashin     I can't let this world be destroyed. [20:27] Lierre     Are you the devil who's     become Pekola's friend? [20:30] Pekola**     N-No, I wouldn't call her a friend... [20:32] Jashin     That's right! [20:36] Jashin     I don't care if you're some god from Heaven      or wherever. I'm gonna throttle you. [20:41] Jashin     After all, I'm Jashin and     I'm a god of Hell myself. [20:44] Pekola     Don't! You can't beat her! [20:48] Jashin     What? She's that strong? [20:50] Jashin     Maybe I won't, then! [20:52] Lierre     You truly are an inferior race. [20:53] Yurine     Hey! Jashin-chan! SIGN    Hey!     Jashin-chan! [20:57] Yurine     You put a sandwich in a clear file     and left it in the drawer again! [21:02] Jashin     Ack! Yurine! [21:03] Yurine     Why do you keep doing the     same thing over and over?! SIGN    No Peeking [23:03] DevilA     Nice! This is sure to send     our ratings through the roof— [23:10] Pino     Greetings, everyone. [23:12] Pino     This is Pino, the winner of the grand     prize in the Heaven Baking Contest. [23:17] Pino     Today, I'm going to bake a     delicious treat for all of you. [23:21] Pino     Let's see... Which container was the sugar in? [23:25] Pino     Oh? And this one... And this one, too... [23:29] Pino     Next time on Dropkick on My Devil!! X,      episode 2: "All the Pills Are Hard Candies." [23:37] Pino     Really. All of them are hard candies. E2 - All the Pills Are Hard Candies Source: Crunchyroll Translator: Editor: Timer: QC: (Please feel free to edit the speaker names if incomplete or inaccurate. Names are handled on a best-effort basis depending on the info on the source file. Dialogue is left as is.) [01:33] Pino     Something's wrong. [01:35] Pino     Pursuers from Heaven should've come     after me by now, but there's no sign of any. [01:42] Pino     Wait... [01:42] Pino     Maybe a pursuer's already here, [01:45] Pino     and they're hiding in this room     somewhere, just watching me. [01:50] Pino     Somewhere in this room... [01:53] Pino     They're laughing at me, thinking they     could kill me anytime they wanted. [01:57] Pino     Laughing at me... [02:00] Shadow     I could kill you anytime I wanted. [02:04] Pino     Where?! Where are you?! [02:06] Pino     In here?! [02:07] Pino     In here?! [02:08] Pino     Or... in here?! [02:13] Pino     Okay, I guess they couldn't be in here. [02:20] Pino     I'm... I'm scared. [02:22] Pino     So scared, I'm going crazy. [02:26] Pino     Someone... [02:28] Pino     Someone please stay with me! [02:31] Pino     I'm scared! [02:35] SIGN     Nutrient-Packed [02:35] SIGN     Stomach Medicine [02:43] SIGN     Pino : Mental Strength [02:44] SIGN     Devil A : Life [02:45] DevilA     You should always make sure your     surroundings are safe when healing. [02:51] SIGN     Awaiting Retrieval [02:55] Pino     I'm calm now. [02:57] Pino     If Poporon saw me like this,     she'd make fun of me for sure. [03:02] Poporon     Wow, talk about sad. [03:02] SIGN     Wow [03:03] SIGN     Talk     about     sad [03:07] Pino     There was never anything to fear. [03:09] Pino     If pursuers come for me, all I need to     do is make the devils fight each other. [03:13] Pino     That's why I'm being friendly with     them while I work as custodian here. [03:20] Pino     When my halo regenerates,     I'll lead a rebellion and kill our Lord. [03:24] Pino     Then I'll reign over Heaven,     destroy the humans and devils, [03:30] Pino     and become the new Lord. [03:32] Pino     My plan is flawless. [03:36] Pino     What was I even afraid of? [03:41] Pino     Oh, my face looks awful. [03:45] SIGN     Smile [03:45] SIGN     Smile [03:46] Pino     Yes! Very cute! [03:49] Pino     Nothing suits me better than a smile. [03:52] Pino     Now, then. Time for a change of outlook.     I'll make cupcakes to take to Pekola-sama. [04:02] DevilA     Did you think this was medicine? [04:04] DevilA     It's Pino's pill-shaped hard candies! [04:06] SIGN     Don't     Eat [04:06] SIGN     Too     Many [04:12] Pino     I'll make myself feel better by     looking at Pekola-sama's dopey face. [04:17] Yurine     Why do you keep doing the     same thing over and over?! [04:30] Yurine     Oh, no! I'm so sorry! [04:32] Pino     Is that... Lierre-sama? [04:34] Pino     It can't be... but... [04:34] Jashin     Hoo boy. You can't pin that one on me.      She's really strong, apparently. [04:36] Pino     She looks different,     but that's definitely Lierre-sama. [04:39] Yurine     What do we do? We have     to get her to the hospital. [04:42] Pino     I-I need to hide! [04:43] Pekola     It's all right. [04:45] Pekola     There's no need to worry, Hanazono Yurine. [04:47] Pekola     That is my Lord, Lierre-sama. [04:51] Yurine     Your Lord? This little girl? [04:53] Pekola     She has taken the form of      a child for certain reasons, [04:56] Pekola     but to her, a punch from a human     is little more than a mosquito's bite. [05:01] Pekola     See? [05:02] Yurine     Are you sure she's all right? [05:07] Yurine     I see... [05:08] Lierre     So this is Hanazono Yurine? [05:10] Lierre     Not bad, for a human. [05:14] Yurine     Your nose is bleeding. [05:16] SIGN     Pfft [05:17] Lierre     It's nothing. [05:19] Lierre     I feel no pain from a human's     punch. Not even a tickle. [05:25] Pekola     Um, your legs are trembling.     Are you all right? [05:29] Lierre     They are not. [05:30] Pekola     You're sweating a lot, too. [05:32] Lierre     I am not. [05:33] Jashin     Pekola, is this little     thing really that strong? [05:37] Jashin     Well? Well? [05:39] Jashin     She doesn't look that tough to me.     I'll just kill her while I can. [05:43] Pekola     Wait! [05:44] Pino     Looks like she really is Lierre-sama. [05:46] Pino     But as long as she's in that form, [05:48] Pino     Jashin-chan-san might     actually be able to kill her. [05:51] Jashin     Die, god of Heaven! [05:53] Jashin     I mean, Lierre-san! [05:55] Jashin     Take this! Jashin-chan Thanks You     For the Crowdfunding Death Dropkick! [05:56] SIGN     Jashin-chan Thanks You For the crowdfunding Death Dropkick!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! [06:01] Lierre     No, you die. [06:02] Jashin     Nope! I don't think so! I can't die yet! [06:05] Jashin     I haven't been to Kushino, Furano,     Obihiro, or Minamishimabara yet! [06:13] Jashin     Ow. [06:14] Pekola     Y-Your tail! [06:18] Pino     Nope. [06:19] Pino     Even in the form of a child,     she's still so powerful. [06:22] Pino     I'm sure I'd end up the same way. [06:26] Pino     Nope. Nope. Nope, nope. [06:29] Pino     Nope, nope, nope, nope, nope,     nope, nope, nope, nope, nope, nope! [06:32] Pino     I can't! [06:38] Jashin     Damn it... [06:40] Lierre     You still want to fight? [06:46] Jashin     I... [06:49] Jashin     ...swear my loyalty to you. [06:53] Jashin     Use me as your right arm! [06:55] Jashin     And Yurine can be your left! [06:57] Yurine     You're a devil. Stop trying to     enslave yourself to Heaven. [07:01] Jashin     If you kill Yurine, all of Jinbocho—     no, the whole world will be yours! [07:02] Lierre     This is bad. Using my power     drained me even more. [07:06] Jashin     Hey! Are you listening, Lierre-san?! [07:12] Lierre     Pekola. [07:13] Lierre     Tell Poporon and Pino that I was here, [07:17] Lierre     and that I look forward     to seeing them again. [07:21] Lierre     Farewell. [07:26] Pekola     My Lord! [07:27] Pekola     What's the matter, my Lord?! [07:29] Yurine     She's not okay at all. [07:31] Jashin     Aw, so Lierre-san's actually a weakling. [07:34] Jashin     What I said before was a lie, Yurine. [07:36] Jashin     You're the only partner for me. [07:39] Pekola     What a silver tongue. [07:41] Yurine     It really is my fault. [07:44] Pekola     Shall I call an ambulance? [07:46] Yurine     Yeah, please do. [07:47] DevilA     The number to call for an ambulance is 119     in Japan, 911 in America, and 999 in the UK. [07:56] DevilA     So in Hell, I guess it would     be 666? Not that I'd know. [08:07] Pino     What in the world was I... [08:11] Pino     I had such a strange dream. [08:13] Pino     Imagine Lierre-sama coming     all the way here on her own... [08:17] Pino     And getting punched out     by Hanazono-san to boot? [08:20] Pino     It's inconceivable. [08:22] SIGN     Low Class [08:22] SIGN     Low Class [08:25] SIGN     Low Class [08:25] SIGN     Low Class [08:25] SIGN     Low Class [08:25] SIGN     Low Class [08:28] Pino     Inconceivable. [08:37] Miku     Poke, poke. Poke, poke. [08:41] SIGN     Teke Teke Yokai Jashin-chan [08:58] Jashin     Being seen in a sailor uniform     is making me blush a little. [09:01] SIGN     Bl [09:01] SIGN     us [09:01] SIGN     Bl [09:01] SIGN     hi [09:01] SIGN     Bl [09:01] SIGN     us [09:01] SIGN     ng [09:01] SIGN     Bl [09:01] SIGN     hi [09:01] SIGN     Ja [09:01] SIGN     us [09:01] Jashin     Blush, blush. Blush, blush. [09:01] SIGN     us [09:01] SIGN     hi [09:01] SIGN     ng [09:01] SIGN     sh [09:01] SIGN     Bl [09:01] SIGN     hi [09:01] SIGN     Ja [09:01] SIGN     in [09:01] SIGN     ng [09:01] SIGN     us [09:01] SIGN     ng [09:02] SIGN     Ja [09:02] SIGN     sh [09:02] SIGN     -ch [09:02] SIGN     Bl [09:02] SIGN     hi [09:02] SIGN     Ja [09:02] SIGN     in [09:02] SIGN     an [09:02] SIGN     sh [09:02] SIGN     us [09:02] SIGN     ng [09:02] SIGN     sh [09:02] SIGN     in [09:02] SIGN     -ch [09:02] SIGN     Bl [09:02] SIGN     hi [09:02] SIGN     Ja [09:02] SIGN     in [09:02] SIGN     an [09:02] SIGN     -ch [09:02] SIGN     us [09:02] SIGN     ng [09:02] SIGN     sh [09:02] SIGN     -ch [09:02] SIGN     an [09:02] SIGN     Bl [09:02] SIGN     hi [09:02] SIGN     Ja [09:02] SIGN     in [09:02] SIGN     an [09:02] SIGN     us [09:02] SIGN     ng [09:02] SIGN     sh [09:02] SIGN     -ch [09:02] SIGN     Bl [09:02] SIGN     hi [09:02] SIGN     Ja [09:02] SIGN     in [09:02] SIGN     an [09:02] SIGN     us [09:02] SIGN     ng [09:02] SIGN     sh [09:02] SIGN     -ch [09:03] SIGN     Bl [09:03] SIGN     hi [09:03] SIGN     Ja [09:03] SIGN     in [09:03] SIGN     an [09:03] SIGN     us [09:03] SIGN     ng [09:03] SIGN     sh [09:03] SIGN     -ch [09:03] SIGN     hi [09:03] SIGN     Ja [09:03] SIGN     Bl [09:03] SIGN     in [09:03] SIGN     an [09:03] SIGN     ng [09:03] SIGN     sh [09:03] SIGN     us [09:03] SIGN     -ch [09:03] SIGN     Ja [09:03] SIGN     in [09:03] SIGN     Bl [09:03] SIGN     hi [09:03] SIGN     an [09:03] SIGN     sh [09:03] SIGN     -ch [09:03] SIGN     us [09:03] SIGN     ng [09:03] SIGN     in [09:03] SIGN     an [09:03] SIGN     hi [09:03] SIGN     Ja [09:03] SIGN     Bl [09:03] SIGN     -ch [09:03] SIGN     ng [09:03] SIGN     sh [09:03] SIGN     us [09:04] SIGN     an [09:04] SIGN     Ja [09:04] SIGN     in [09:04] SIGN     hi [09:04] SIGN     Bl [09:04] SIGN     sh [09:04] SIGN     -ch [09:04] SIGN     ng [09:04] SIGN     us [09:04] SIGN     Ja [09:04] SIGN     in [09:04] SIGN     an [09:04] SIGN     Bl [09:04] SIGN     hi [09:04] SIGN     sh [09:04] SIGN     -ch [09:04] SIGN     us [09:07] Poporon     Thanks for coming out     again today, everyone! [09:10] Katsura     She's so angelic! [09:11] Chiba     Too angelic! [09:12] Ozaki     She's angel food cake! SIGN    Poporon-chan! [09:15] Poporon     See you next time! [09:17] SIGN     Green Room [09:17] SIGN     Amatsuka Noel-sama [09:18] Poporon     What?! Lierre-sama?! [09:20] Poporon     And she's in child form? [09:22] Pekola     That's right. [09:24] Pekola     I was shocked as well. [09:25] Poporon     I see. Lierre-sama's finally come here... [09:29] Poporon     Does Pino know? [09:32] Pekola     I haven't been able to break it to her. [09:34] Pekola     She can be rather unstable, after all. [09:37] Pekola     I need to find a way to tell her     tactfully or it could mentally break her. [09:42] Poporon     That's true. SIGN    This is her green room. [09:46] Jashin     Hey, fallen angel. We came to see you. [09:49] Poporon     Ugh! Meat and Potatoes! [09:50] Pekola     Pino?! SIGN    I invited her to come see you with us. [09:55] Poporon     Jeez, did you have to go and do that? [09:57] Jashin     Pino and I made Basque cheesecakes. [10:00] Jashin     They're a special gift for you. [10:02] Pino     I didn't make them     specially for you or anything. [10:06] Poporon     Yeah, yeah. [10:08] Pekola     These cakes are delicious! [10:11] Pino     Ah, there's that dopey smile!     It soothes my soul! [10:15] Pino     I'm so glad I came! [10:17] Jashin     Oh, yeah. Yurine was worrying about     how Lierre-san was doing after all that. [10:22] Pekola     Um... I mean, uh... [10:24] Pekola     U-Uh, Poporon can give you the details! [10:27] Poporon     Hey! Don't just dump it on me!     Aren't you supposed to be my shield today? [10:32] Pekola     My job has nothing to do with this! [10:35] Jashin     What? You haven't told Pino about Lierre-san? [10:39] Pekola     Um... I was going to,     but I couldn't find the right time... [10:45] Poporon     Huh? She's gone. [10:51] Pino     My Lord did come. [10:52] Pino     I wasn't mistaken. She really is here. [10:55] Pino     She came to finish me off. [11:02] Pino     I'm scared. I don't want to die. [11:14] Pino     It's fine. I just need to carry out my plan. [11:18] Pino     I'm sure Lierre-sama's     guard is down right now. [11:23] Pino     Jashin-chan-san, I'll need     you to act as my sacrifice. [11:23] Jashin     I discovered this crazy     candy recently. It's insane! [11:28] SIGN     Low Class [11:30] Pekola     Look! We match! [11:30] SIGN     Low Class [11:30] SIGN     Low Class [11:32] Poporon     Why do I have to wear this? [11:54] Jashin     You let your guard down, Lierre-san. [11:57] Jashin     In this town, a moment's     carelessness can cost you your life. [12:01] Lierre     You're... [12:02] Jashin     Welcome to the city of books and curry. [12:04] Jashin     I'll sing a requiem to welcome you! [12:12] Jashin     Salmon roe wine. [12:17] Jashin     Somen noodles. [12:21] Jashin     And meat-filled curries are delicious. [12:28] Lierre     What kind of song is that? [12:29] Jashin     Huh? [12:30] Jashin     It's a requiem filled with     love for my hometown. [12:32] SIGN     Requiem [12:32] SIGN     Requiem [12:33] Jashin     I thought it'd be perfect for you,     since you're about to die. [12:38] Lierre     You coward! [12:40] Lierre     Where did you come from, anyway? [12:43] Jashin     Tee-hee! [12:46] Lierre     I should have finished you     when I had the chance. [12:50] Lierre     Die. [12:52] Jashin     S-Sorry! [12:54] Jashin     Y'see, Pino hired me to do it! [12:57] Jashin     Y'see, I borrowed a lot of money from her... [12:59] Lierre     "Y'see"? [13:00] Jashin     She said if I killed you,     she'd call off my debt. [13:04] (Flashback) Pino     Please kill the Lord for me. [13:07] Lierre     That little... [13:08] Jashin     Wow, I really blew it! [13:10] Jashin     I'll just be going now. [13:12] Jashin     Whoopsie, whoopsie... [13:16] Lierre     Honestly. [13:17] Lierre     You would show your back to an enemy? [13:21] Lierre     Didn't you say a moment's     carelessness could cost you your life? [13:24] Yurine     What are you doing out here? [13:28] Lierre     Hanazono Yurine. [13:30] Lierre     And where did you come from, anywa— [13:32] Jashin     Yurine! [13:33] Jashin     Perfect timing! [13:35] Jashin     Lierre-san is being mean to me! Punish her! [13:39] Yurine     Huh? Is that true, Lierre-sama? [13:43] Lierre     Well, it's true I used my deadly     Organized Crime Kick on her... [13:47] SIGN     Organized [13:47] SIGN     Crime [13:48] Lierre     But the way it happened was     such-and-such and so-and-so... [13:51] Yurine     So it was all your fault! [13:54] Yurine     You've been borrowing money     from people other than Medusa! [13:57] Yurine     I swear... I'll have to     warn the custodian later. [14:01] Jashin     Damn... Damn... [14:01] Yurine     I'm sorry Jashin-chan caused so much trouble. [14:04] Yurine     And... [14:06] Yurine     I wanted to make up for what I did      before. Do you have some time? [14:12] DevilA     Veterans will remember this:     the soul food of Jinbocho, Bondy. [14:15] DevilA     The curry's so good, it's unforgettable. [14:18] DevilA     It even comes with a potato! [14:20] DevilA     In English, that's "potato." [14:23] DevilA     Repeat after me. Pota— [14:25] Yurine     So you were just fine after that? [14:27] Lierre     Being punched by a human is nothing to me. [14:30] Jashin     Do people really get taken away     in ambulances over "nothing"? [14:34] Yurine     Don't provoke her. You need to     apologize for what you did, too. [14:39] Jashin     I'm sorry. [14:43] Lierre     She's so close. [14:44] Yurine     Hey. [14:45] Jashin     I apologized. [14:48] Lierre     I can kill her anytime. [14:49] Jashin     This is so good! [14:50] Lierre     But considering she's got     Hanazono Yurine behind her, [14:54] Lierre     I'd rather avoid a fight for now. [14:56] Yurine     What do you think, Lierre-sama?     Isn't the curry here great? [15:00] Lierre     Yes. I didn't know such delicious     curry existed in the human realm. [15:05] Yurine     Glad to hear it. It's on me today, so eat up. [15:09] Lierre     By the way, why do you call me "Lierre-sama"? [15:13] Lierre     I'm not your superior. [15:15] Yurine     So... "Lierre-san"? [15:18] Lierre     Just "Lierre" is fine. [15:21] DevilA     Potato. [15:22] DevilA     No, no, no. Potato. [15:25] Jashin     Thanks for the meal. [15:28] Jashin     I'm so full, I'm getting sleepy. [15:31] Yurine     I swear... [15:32] Lierre     By the way, can I ask one thing? [15:35] Lierre     Tell me about Pekola and the other two.     Are they doing well in this world? [15:39] Yurine     Well... [15:41] Yurine     They get along well with us     and the people of this town. [15:47] Lierre     I see. [15:52] Yurine     Would you like to go see them now? [15:55] Lierre     Huh? [15:58] Pino     I'm done for. It's over. [16:01] DevilA     Where is this? [16:01] Pino     That's Owari. [16:02] SIGN     Owari [16:02] SIGN     Owari [16:02] SIGN     Owari [16:03] DevilA     And this location in France? [16:05] Pino     That's Oiry. [16:05] SIGN     Oiry [16:09] Pino     I wish I could go far away! [16:14] Minos     Do you really need to be that scared? [16:17] Pino     I'm done for. It's over. SIGN    You overreact so much. [16:21] Pino     You can all talk like that because you     don't know how terrifying my Lord is. [16:25] Pino     Her orders are absolute. Now that     I've failed her, all that awaits me is death. [16:29] Pino     She's here! [16:31] Pino     I'll kill her before she can kill me! [16:33] Pino     Amen! [16:38] Jashin     Why? [16:42] Lierre     Hello, Pino. How have you been? [16:49] Pino     I-It's Lierre-sama! [16:52] Minos     Hey, what's going on? [16:53] Pino     I have to run! The window is my only hope! [16:58] Yurine     We're coming in. [16:59] Yurine     Lierre wanted to see you,     so I brought her over. [17:02] Lierre     Thanks for having me. [17:03] Jashin     She's not having me... [17:05] Medusa     Jashin-chan! [17:07] Yurine     You guys are here, too? [17:09] Lierre     This is quite a cute room. [17:11] Pino     I-I'll make some tea. [17:17] Pino     L-Lierre-sama has come at last. SIGN    Nice to meet you! [17:22] Minos     So Pino-chan's boss is a kid, huh? [17:25] Lierre     This is just the form     I'm using here. I'm not a child. [17:29] Pino     If she's come to kill me... [17:32] Pino     I'll kill her first! [17:36] Pino     Lierre-sama. [17:38] Pino     Have some tea and apple pie. [17:43] Pino     You too, Hanazono-san. Before it gets cold. [17:46] Yurine     Thanks. [17:51] Pino     I put a ton of wolfsbane in     Lierre-sama's tea and apple pie. [17:57] Pino     If she consumes enough of it,     even if it doesn't kill her, [18:02] Pino     it should still do a lot of damage. [18:05] Pino     And when she's weak, I'll be able to     kill her, even in my current state. [18:18] Jashin     You guys! Don't just leave an     injured person at your front door! [18:22] Jashin     Seriously, what's happening to this world? [18:22] Medusa     Jashin-chan... [18:25] Jashin     Jeez, I'm thirsty after     getting beat up like that. [18:29] Jashin     I'm gonna have a sip of this. [18:36] Medusa     Jashin-chan?! [18:38] Lierre     Pino, what's the meaning of this? [18:41] Pino     Huh? Whatever do you mean? [18:45] Jashin     I don't know what happened,     but I kinda blacked out there. [18:49] Jashin     Ooh! This apple pie looks tasty! [18:57] Medusa     Jashin-chan! [18:59] Lierre     Hey, devil! Wake up! Are you all right? [19:03] Lierre     Pino, did you poison these things? [19:05] Minos     Poison?! SIGN    What's she talking about? [19:08] Yurine     Why did you do that? [19:11] Pino     To... [19:12] Pino     To kill you before you     could kill me, obviously! [19:15] Pino     I'll shove this wolfsbane     into your mouth whole! [19:18] Minos     Hey, cut it out! SIGN    Calm down! [19:21] Lierre     I only came here to check on you three. [19:24] Pino     Liar! I know you came here to get rid of us! [19:28] Lierre     By the laws of Heaven, it's true that     I've thought about ending you eventually. [19:33] Lierre     But right now, observing this     planet is more important. [19:41] Lierre     Frankly, I couldn't care     less about killing you three. [19:46] Yurine     I think Lierre really did come     here just to check on you. [19:50] Yurine     I mean, if she wanted to kill you,      she'd have done it long ago. [19:55] Jashin     Wow, I blacked out! I flew right out of here! [19:59] Jashin     Speaking of, remember the other day? [20:01] Jashin     You're supposed to be super strong, but     you went flying when Yurine punched you. [20:06] Jashin     You blacked out and had to be carried away. [20:09] Pino     She's right. That was no dream. [20:12] Pino     And that strike really did have     that much force behind it... [20:16] Pino     Which means Hanazono-san might     just be capable of saving me. [20:25] Pino     That's it! Hanazono-san is my savior! [20:29] Pino     Without a doubt, she's my Messiah! [20:33] Pino     Hanazono-san! [20:34] Yurine     Y-Yes? [20:35] Pino     Please continue to be my friend! [20:37] Yurine     S-Sure... [20:42] Pino     Yahoo! [20:43] Jashin     What's with her? [20:45] Yurine     I'm fine with being friends, but... [20:48] Yurine     I don't think it was right to poison Lierre     without even hearing what she had to say. [20:54] Jashin     Well, you never listen to what I have to— [20:56] Yurine     Shut up. [21:01] Medusa     Jashin-chan! [21:03] Pino     Hanazono-san reprimanded me. [21:07] Pino     Hanazono-san hates me now. [21:14] Pino     I'm done for! I have no choice     but to take all these pills and die! [21:18] Yurine     Don't talk about dying when     you're so afraid of death. [21:22] Lierre     Even back in Heaven, she was always quick     to start wailing about wanting to die. [21:27] Yurine     She's kind of a pain in the neck, huh? [21:29] Minos     More than "kind of." SIGN    She's a huge pain. [21:32] Pino     Hanazono-san, you jerk! [21:35] Medusa     Jashin-chan! [23:10] Poporon     Ta-da! [23:11] Poporon     It's everyone's holy idol, Poporon-chan! [23:15] Poporon     A girl at the orphanage gave     me this weird whistle today. [23:19] Poporon     What in the world?     This whistle is so interesting! [23:22] Poporon     When I blow it, it stretches out. [23:25] Poporon     Humans are so simple,     being amused by things like this. [23:30] Poporon     Next time on Dropkick on My Devil!! X,     episode 3: "The Deadly Party Whistle." [23:35] Poporon     I know! I'll blow this     whistle at Pekola-sama later! E3 - The Deadly Party Whistle Source: Crunchyroll Translator: Editor: Timer: QC: (Please feel free to edit the speaker names if incomplete or inaccurate. Names are handled on a best-effort basis depending on the info on the source file. Dialogue is left as is.) SIGN    Lake Shikotsu 777 SIGN    Lake Shikotsu SIGN    Lake Shikotsu SIGN    Exploring Chitose     in search of the Chippu SIGN    Exploring Chitose     in search of the Chippu SIGN    Exploring Chitose     in search of the Chippu SIGN    Exploring Chitose     in search of the Chippu SIGN    This program originally aired on June 22, 2020 [00:00] Reporter     Today, we're visiting Lake Shikotsu     in Chitose City, Hokkaido! SIGN    Exploring Chitose     in search of the Chippu SIGN    Exploring Chitose     in search of the Chippu SIGN    Exploring Chitose     in search of the Chippu SIGN    Exploring Chitose     in search of the Chippu SIGN    Exploring Chitose     in search of the Chippu SIGN    Exploring Chitose     in search of the Chippu SIGN    Exploring Chitose     in search of the Chippu SIGN    Exploring Chitose     in search of the Chippu [00:05] Na     Exploring Chitose in Search of the Chippu! [00:08] Na     We're hungrily exploring Chitose,     Hokkaido's gateway to Heaven, [00:10] Jashin     That's Lierre-sama. [00:12] Na     in search of the ultra-rare     Lake Shikotsu chippu. [00:12] Yurine     Indeed. [00:13] Jashin     But we first met her just the other day... [00:16] Yurine     Indeed. [00:16] Na     The Kiusu Earthwork Burial Circles     are a designated World Heritage Site. [00:19] Jashin     What's going on here? [00:20] Minos     Yukizuru is so good. [00:20] Na     Lake Shikotsu is Japan's     northernmost ice-free lake, [00:22] Medusa     Oh, actually, that one's a Fresh Moon. [00:23] Na     ranking second in Japan in     clarity, volume of water, and size. [00:27] Medusa     This one's the Yukizuru from Chitose. [00:28] Na     Many noteworthy things     can be found in Chitose, [00:29] Yurine     It was a nice place. I hope     we can all go there again. [00:30] Na     including Yukizuru,     a bouchée closely resembling [00:33] Medusa     Me, too! [00:33] Na     the Fresh Moon we all know and love. [00:36] Na     Today, we're giving you a peek at Chitose,     as well as Jashin-chan's embezzling [00:37] Jashin     Y-You all have memories of going to Chitose? [00:42] Na     of Japan's first-ever     hometown tax and other evil deeds. [00:43] Jashin     H-How is there a timeline that      everyone apart from me has seen? [02:24] Origin     I've called you all here     today for one reason. SIGN    m 0 0 l 100 0 100 100 0 100 SIGN    Commander [02:27] Origin     It seems someone in this group is of     the opinion that I can't beat Yurine. [02:32] Commander     What?! [02:34] Commander     Such thinking is nothing short     of a betrayal of our Origin! [02:38] Fighter     I'm a fighter. You won't catch me     having backward thoughts like that. [02:42] Justice     Nor me! My motto is "fair and square"! [02:45] Commander     Hm? Who are you? [02:48] Justice     I'm Justice. [02:49] Justice     I already appeared in     Volume 13 of the original story. [02:53] Origin     I have a righteous spirit myself. [02:56] Commander     But the anime viewers wouldn't know that... SIGN    m 0 0 l 100 0 100 100 0 100 SIGN    Commander [03:00] Commander     Anyway, more importantly... [03:02] Commander     Who is the traitor?! [03:03] Commander     Is it you, Genius? [03:05] Commander     Or maybe it's you, Fighter?! [03:07] Origin     Commander, you're spitting. [03:08] Genius     What's wrong, Commander? [03:10] Genius     You're the one getting all     worked up. Maybe it's you. [03:13] Commander     What did you say, Genius?! [03:15] Commander     Wait... Is that SJ behind you? [03:18] Genius     Honestly, can't you tell just by looking? [03:21] Genius     Here. [03:22] Commander     You're alive? You were supposed to have died. [03:27] Commander     Wait, no. That's not... [03:29] Commander     That's not the point! [03:31] Commander     What's the point of a remote meeting?! [03:35] Genius     We've been sitting next to each other     all along. You're only surprised now? [03:39] Fighter     I couldn't figure out why we     were having a remote meeting. [03:43] Origin     Well, this is a socially aware anime. [03:45] Justice     Meetings in close quarters are not good! [03:47] Commander     Adding you makes those     quarters even closer... [03:53] ESP     You're naïve if you think sleeping will free     you of suspicion that you're the traitor, SJ. [03:59] SJ     Wait, not this again! [04:01] ESP     I will peer directly into     your thoughts myself. [04:04] SJ     You can even read thoughts     through the internet?! [04:07] Commander     This is bad, SJ! The story has     already fallen one turn behind! [04:15] SJ     S-S-Stop... [04:21] ESP     Hmm. Looks like it's not SJ. [04:26] ESP     Die. SIGN    Guarding     (kind of) [04:33] Fighter     Killing her when she's not     the traitor is madness. [04:37] Commander     Maybe you're the one we should suspect, ESP. [04:40] ESP     What? [04:41] Commander     You can read others' thoughts,     but we can't read yours. [04:48] Justice     That's playing dirty, ESP! [04:49] Justice     I'll bring the iron hammer     of justice down on you! [04:52] Origin     Don't do that, Justice. [04:55] Origin     I never wanted us to     start fighting each other. [04:58] Origin     But as long as I believe I won't be able to beat     Yurine, I really won't be able to. SIGN    Justice [05:03] Origin     I just wanted to unite us in spirit. SIGN    Justice SIGN    Justice SIGN    Justice [05:07] Justice     Everyone, Origin is saying     she wants us united in spirit. [05:12] Justice     If any of us has doubts,     we should simply tell Origin so. [05:17] Genius     I agree. [05:19] Commander     What shall we do, then? [05:20] Origin     Making one of us speak out in     front of everyone would be mean. [05:24] Origin     Everyone, close your eyes     and put your heads down. [05:30] Origin     If you think I can't beat Yurine... [05:34] Origin     Raise your hand! [05:41] Origin     I get it now. [05:43] Origin     I guess I really can't beat Yurine. [05:46] Justice     Who was it? [05:47] Fighter     Who could it have been? [05:52] Commander     By the way, what are all these? [05:54] Origin     I-It's Jashin-chan...     but there are one... two... three! [05:59] Origin     Three Jashin-chans! [06:01] All     Three Jashin-chans?! [06:06] ESP     This is bad. Someone is trying     to interfere with our meeting. [06:10] Commander     What?! [06:12] ESP     They're coming in through the door. SIGN    Wait, is that Tomoko?! [06:30] Yurine     And just what are you three doing? [06:33] Jashin     I-Impossible! How is Yurine     at a meeting in my head?! SIGN    Hanazono Yurine! SIGN    She's more dangerous than Tomoko!! SIGN    This isn't forced desiccation... SIGN    It's forced bleeding! [06:56] Justice     P-Protect Origin! [07:07] Origin     All of you! Protect me from Yurine! [07:13] Jashin     Huh? What's wrong, you guys? [07:16] Commander     Oh, well, it's just... [07:18] Genius     I don't think I can. [07:19] Fighter     Why don't you take care of this yourself? [07:21] ESP     It has nothing to do with me. [07:23] Yurine     Come on, we're going home. [07:26] Yurine     Honestly, holding a     silly meeting like this... [07:26] Jashin     H-Help me! [07:28] Come     I'm sorry. We can't beat her. [07:31] Jashin     You guys! Help me— [07:38] Yurine     Hey. [07:40] Yurine     Are you listening to me? [07:42] Yurine     I was saying that you cause trouble for the     convenience store clerk when you ask him SIGN    Heat     this up,     please SIGN    Regular     salad [07:48] Yurine     to heat up your salad every time. [07:51] Jashin     I... like my vegetables warm... [07:53] Yurine     Those aren't vegetables you warm up! [07:55] Yurine     I swear, you always do dumb things like this. [07:56] Jashin     I get it. [07:58] Jashin     Their doubts are a manifestation     of my lack of faith in myself. [08:04] Jashin     Was SJ the last little bit     of goodness left in me? [08:10] Jashin     Well, of course there's no way I can win! [08:13] Jashin     How can I, if I don't have faith in myself?! [08:16] Jashin     I can beat Yurine! [08:20] Jashin     Shut up. [08:23] Jashin     Shut up! [08:25] Jashin     I've been saving my Ultra Jashin-chan     Mk.III FM Radio Sound Style for you! [08:31] Yurine     When was the Mk.II? [08:33] Jashin     Here's a dropkick from the me who believes     in myself and has found an unwavering heart! [08:37] Jashin     Die, Yurine! [08:54] Jashin     It's not just in my head...     It's in reality, too... [09:01] Yurine     I bought this at a festival. [09:04] Yurine     Here, you can try blowing it, too. [09:07] Jashin     Like hell I can! [09:09] Yurine     Go on. Go on. [09:09] Jashin     Even when I believed in myself,     I still couldn't do it! [09:22] Yurine     What is it? [09:24] Yurine     Oh? [09:25] Yurine     I didn't know there was a Jizo statue here. [09:28] Jashin     A mandarin. [09:31] Jashin     I'm gonna eat it. [09:32] Yurine     Wha— [09:34] Yurine     How could you do that to an offering? [09:36] Jashin     Well, rocks don't eat mandarins. [09:39] Jashin     If I eat it, it won't go to waste. [09:42] Yurine     Don't blame me if karma     sticks it to you later. [09:45] Jashin     I'm a devil! Karma can't do anything to me! [09:51] Yurine     That's enough. [09:53] Jashin     I give! I give already! [10:00] DevilA     Bentora, bentora, space people... [10:09] Jashin     Something feels heavy... [10:11] Jashin     What is that? [10:13] Jashin     You're the thing we saw today! [10:15] Jizo     I've come to punish you for stealing     my offering. Let us go elsewhere. [10:22] Jashin     Ow. [10:24] Jizo     Now, let's visit death upon you. [10:26] Jashin     No one kills people over a little offering! [10:29] Jizo     Quiet. Die. [10:32] Jashin     Ouch. [10:35] Jashin     Th-That's the stick I use to play the      taiko drum game at the arcade! [10:41] Jizo     Karma truly is sticking it to you. [10:43] Jashin     Heh. I get it. [10:45] Jizo     Jizo Attack Number 2! [10:47] Jizo     Death by a stick through the head,     from your left ear to your right! [10:50] Jashin     Watch it! [10:52] Jashin     For a Jizo, you don't have     a shred of compassion! [10:55] Jashin     And you call yourself a Jizo?! [10:57] Jizo     There is no compassion for a devil! [10:59] Jizo     Die! For real! [11:02] Jashin     I won't let him kill me! [11:04] Jashin     My killer move can shatter diamonds! [11:07] Jashin     Royal Copenhagen! [11:13] Jashin     My fist! [11:18] Jashin     I still have my left hand! [11:20] Jizo     You're still not giving up? [11:22] Jashin     Left Hand Copenhagen! [11:27] Jashin     Not the left one, too! [11:32] Jashin     Just kill me. I admit defeat. [11:35] Jizo     I won't kill you. [11:37] Jizo     Because I am a Jizo. [11:39] Jashin     After all those times you told me to die? [11:43] Jashin     I'm sorry, okay, Jizo? [11:45] Jashin     I mean, "Jizo-sama." [11:47] Jashin     I'll bring a new mandarin     tomorrow to replace the one I ate. [11:58] Jizo     That wasn't a mandarin. It was an orange. [12:02] Jashin     Huh? [12:05] DevilA     A UFO! [12:07] DevilA     Wait, now that I've seen it,     it's not "unidentified" anymore, is it? SIGN    The Next Morning [12:16] Jashin     The Jizo's not here. [12:18] Jashin     I'm sure this is where it was. [12:22] Jashin     Maybe he went back to Heaven after that. SIGN    Yakitori [12:29] Mei     I've had a run of bad luck lately. [12:33] Mei     I tripped and spilled my drink. [12:35] Mei     The restroom door didn't lock. [12:35] MobB     I'm sorry! [12:37] Mei     My skirt got stuck in my underwear. [12:40] Mei     Is it possible I've been cursed? [12:48] Mei     Maybe I should put something in     my room that'll ward off misfortune. [12:53] Mei     Like a talisman. Some kind of talisman. [12:58] Mei     I guess it's not that easy to just find one. [13:08] Pekola     Laundromats these days add     everything automatically, huh? SIGN    Wash and Dry SIGN    Wash     Only SIGN    No fabric softener needed SIGN    Detergent and     fabric softener     will be added     automatically SIGN    Wash SIGN    Minutes [13:13] Pekola     I didn't need the detergent. [13:17] Pekola     I'll take this opportunity to     write down my shopping list. SIGN    Bread Crusts (get free) SIGN    Facial Lotion [13:23] Pekola     This syringe-shaped pen is so cool! [13:26] Pekola     I'm so glad I bought it. [13:28] Mei     There's one! [13:30] Mei     I found one already! [13:32] Mei     Those goggling eyes! [13:34] Mei     That skinny body! [13:35] Mei     And that pale skin! [13:37] Mei     You're so creepy, you'll be     perfect to ward off misfortune! [13:40] Pekola     How rude. [13:43] Mei     White powder? [13:45] Mei     A syringe? [13:47] Mei     And now I can see the bags under her eyes... [13:50] Mei     You poor thing. You must have felt cornered. [13:53] Pekola     Well, I get cornered just about every day... [13:57] Mei     I knew it. [13:58] Mei     Still, you may be a friend of Orochimaru,      but I can't overlook this! [14:03] Pekola     What are you talking about? [14:04] Mei     Don't think you can play dumb! [14:06] Mei     You're coming with me! SIGN    Yen SIGN    Minutes [14:07] Pekola     Huh?! [14:09] Pekola     W-Wait... What do you think you're... SIGN    White     Powder? [14:13] Pekola     Wait, has she... SIGN    Syringe? [14:15] Pekola     Y-You've got the wrong idea! [14:16] Pekola     These are just packets     of detergent and a pen— [14:19] Mei     I'll listen to your excuses     back at my apartment. [14:21] Pekola     Huh? Your apartment? [14:24] Mei     You're going to live there as a talisman     to ward off misfortune, Pekola-chan! [14:28] Pekola     Huh? What do you mean? [14:31] Mei     It's the one thing that'll purify you      after the grave crime you've committed. [14:35] Pekola     I don't understand what you're      saying! I don't want to do that! [14:39] Mei     But I've already handcuffed you     to make sure you can't get away! [14:43] Pekola     When did that happen? [14:44] Mei     Come now. Let's go. [14:46] Tanahashi     Part-timer! [14:47] Pekola     Oh! Nice timing! [14:49] Pekola     I have to go to work now,     so I can't ward off misfortune for you. [14:54] Pekola     Isn't that right? [14:55] Tanahashi     Part-timer... [14:56] Tanahashi     Don't worry about work.     Go be a talisman, part-timer. [15:01] Pekola     What?! [15:02] Tanahashi     Later, part-timer. Do a good job, part-timer. [15:03] Pekola     Now I'm stuck with her... [15:09] Mei     But I don't think this will be enough. [15:12] Mei     A talisman... A lucky item... SIGN    DAI SIGN    Kanda [15:18] Mei     A p-panda?! [15:20] Mei     You're so cute! [15:24] Mei     A cute thing like you     is likely to be abducted! [15:27] Ran     Wh-Who is this lady?! [15:29] Mei     Okay! I'll take you in! [15:32] Mei     Come along with me, Monochrome! [15:34] Ran     Kyon-Kyon, where are you?!     Help me, Kyon-Kyon! [15:40] Mei     But this still isn't enough. [15:43] Miku     Green onion, green onion, la la la! [15:45] Mei     Onion Miku! [15:49] Mei     Okay, let's go! SIGN    Pudding [15:53] Yusa     Our smooth pudding is     made with cockatrice eggs. SIGN    Pudding SIGN    Smooth SIGN    Pu SIGN    dd SIGN    ing [15:56] Yusa     Care to try some? [15:57] Mei     I'll take one! SIGN    Pudding SIGN    Pudding [16:01] Yusa     Thank you very much! [16:03] Mei     No, thank you! [16:06] Yusa     Um... [16:07] Yusa     Huh? [16:13] Pekola     Why is this happening? [16:16] Pekola     That aside... [16:17] Pekola     She's really gathered up      all kinds of things, huh? [16:20] Mei     Isn't it great? It's my prized collection. [16:26] Pekola     A Jizo statue?! Karma     will stick it to you for that! [16:30] Mei     Isn't its forehead absolutely adorable? [16:33] Mei     It was heavy, but so worth bringing home! [16:36] Mei     Right, Ishiwatari Shosuke? [16:39] Mei     I'm so happy to be part     of your family, Mei-chan. [16:43] Pekola     You seem awfully scared. Did you have      some kind of traumatic experience? [16:53] Pekola     I see. SIGN    Midorikawa     Family     Grave SIGN    Midorikawa     Family     Grave SIGN    Midorikawa     Family     Grave SIGN    Midorikawa     Family     Grave SIGN    Midorikawa     Family     Grave SIGN    Midorikawa     Family     Grave SIGN    Midorikawa     Family     Grave [16:56] Pekola     That's a gravestone! [16:58] Mei     Yep! I took it because     it has such a cute shape. [17:01] Pekola     Karma's definitely coming for you! [17:04] Pekola     Don't you think the Jizo statue and this     gravestone might be causing your bad luck? [17:08] Mei     Oh, so that's why? [17:10] Jizo     Karma's sticking it to you. [17:12] Pekola     That obviously has to be it! [17:17] Pekola     That sound... It's like a ghost     might appear at any moment! [17:25] Ghost     Ghost. [17:27] Mei     You're so cute! [17:29] Mei     Starting today, your name is Galactica! SIGN    Slip [17:33] Ghost     Are you able to keep up with all this? [17:36] Pekola     No one can keep up with this lady. [17:39] Mei     But... it's still not enough. [17:42] Mei     Orochimaru... Without Orochimaru... [17:46] Mei     It's just no use at all! [17:49] Mei     I'm stepping out for a bit! [17:56] Jashin     Yurine sent me away without hesitation... [18:02] Jashin     Oh, this is where you ended up? [18:05] Jashin     You should've gone back     to Heaven. This is Hell. [18:08] Mei     So cute! [18:10] Mei     You're so ugly, you're adorable! [18:13] Jashin     She clearly doesn't like that. [18:15] Mei     I like it just fine, actually. [18:18] Mei     Rub, rub! So smooth! [18:22] Mei     I love it! I don't even care     about bad luck anymore! [18:28] Yusa     Give me back my sister! [18:30] Kyon     Onee-chan! [18:31] Tanahashi     Part-timer! [18:33] Old     So this is where you've been. [18:36] Jashin     Y-You guys! [18:37] Pekola     And an old couple I don't know! SIGN    Hell [18:42] Yusa     Everything's okay now. [18:44] Ran     H-Help me, Kyon-Kyon! [18:46] Ran     Give me candy, quick! [18:50] Kyon     Right! [18:57] Mei     Now you're not cute anymore. [18:59] Mei     I don't want you! [19:04] Ghosts     Oh, it's the grandkids. [19:06] Tanahashi     Hey, part-timer! [19:08] Tanahashi     Time for your next job. [19:10] Pekola     I'm going to my next job, am I? [19:10] Tanahashi     Hurry it up, part-timer. [19:13] Pekola     S-So long. [19:16] Man     Well, shall we go home, dear? [19:19] Woman     I suppose so. [19:20] Woman     Huh? [19:21] Woman     Isn't this the Jizo statue from that street? [19:25] Man     Goodness! It must be fate     that we found it here. [19:29] Man     We'll take it back home. [19:32] Woman     We do beg your pardon. [19:34] Mei     Oh, not at all. [19:36] Woman     What a tasty-looking mandarin. [19:38] Ghost     Hey, wait! [19:38] Man     Dear, that's an orange. [19:44] Miku     What a powerful grandma and grandpa! [19:47] Jashin     He can tell the difference     between a mandarin and an orange? [19:51] Mei     They all left. [19:54] Mei     But that's fine! [19:55] Mei     Galactica and Shosuke were probably     causing my bad luck, and they left, too! [19:59] Mei     I don't even need a talisman anymore! [20:02] Mei     And besides... [20:04] Mei     I've got Orochimaru! [20:06] Jashin     Wh-Why isn't anyone coming to take me home?! [20:12] Jashin     Could that be Yurine?! [20:27] Staff     Do you know where my Miku is? SIGN    Crypton Staff [20:31] Miku     Here! [20:33] Staff     Oh, thank goodness!     I looked everywhere for you. [20:36] Miku     Sorry, Manager. [20:39] Staff     Well, I'll be taking her back now. [20:41] Miku     Bye-bye! [20:50] Jashin     Why? Why won't Yurine come for me? SIGN    Yakitori SIGN    Hell SIGN    For SIGN    Maharaurava [20:56] Mei     There's no need to cry, Orochimaru. [20:59] Mei     I'll be with you forever and ever. [21:05] Jashin     Maybe Yurine won't come,     but I know Medusa will! [21:10] Jashin     Right, ATM?! [21:13] Jashin     A-T-M! SIGN    She would never abandon a true amigo! SIGN    Abandon SIGN    a True SIGN    aMigo [21:21] Yurine     Eat all you like. [21:23] Three     Let's eat! SIGN    A lightly deep-fried tempura mountain! SIGN    A SIGN    lightly     deep-fried SIGN    Tempura SIGN    Mountain [21:31] Minos     Hey, where's Jashin-chan? [21:33] Yurine     No idea. [21:35] Jashin     A-T-M! [21:35] Mei     Shining love! SIGN    Curry, Fresh Moon, Daimaru-yaki... SIGN    Jinbocho has so many delicious foods. SIGN    It might be nice to buy a book from a used bookstore SIGN    and relax with it in a retro café. SIGN    I don't really understand difficult books, though. SIGN    Next time on Dropkick     on My Devil!! X, episode 4: SIGN    "How to Have a Wicked Time in Jinbocho." SIGN    Of course, the only wicked thing in Jinbocho is Jashin-chan. E4 - How to Have a Wicked Time in Jinbocho Source: Crunchyroll Translator: Editor: Timer: QC: (Please feel free to edit the speaker names if incomplete or inaccurate. Names are handled on a best-effort basis depending on the info on the source file. Dialogue is left as is.) [01:33] Pino     This is a surprise. [01:35] Pino     I never expected you to help me clean. [01:38] Jashin     It's not that I'm helping you or anything. [01:42] Jashin     I just got to thinking...     It really is fall now. [01:50] Jashin     There! That should be more than enough. [01:53] Jashin     You can call it a day now. Thanks! [01:56] Pino     Suspicious... Is she plotting something evil? [02:16] Jashin     Burn! Burn! [02:18] Jashin     Tonight's dinner is Yurine     roasted over fallen leaves! [02:24] Pino     Fires in the building     are strictly prohibited. [02:27] Jashin     Huh? [02:36] Jashin     You don't toast marshmallows. They aren't     "toasted." They allow themselves to toast. [02:41] Jashin     Let us accept the power      of Marshmallow-sama. SIGN    Ja SIGN    Ja SIGN    Ja SIGN    Ja SIGN    Ja SIGN    Ja SIGN    Ja SIGN    Ja SIGN    Ja SIGN    Ja SIGN    Ja SIGN    Ja SIGN    Ja [02:52] Jashin     Piping hot cocoa and toasted     marshmallows. Nothing beats it! [03:00] Jashin     What is it, Beth? You want some, too? [03:06] Jashin     Scared of fire, are you? [03:08] Jashin     Beast of Hell or not,     I guess a beast's still a beast. [03:13] Jashin     I have no fear of fire. [03:15] Jashin     I will trample right over these flames. [03:17] Jashin     How's this? Amazing, right? [03:19] Jashin     A strong devil like me doesn't     even feel the heat from the flames! SIGN    ° Don't try this at home [03:25] Jashin     Hey! My tail and hair are on fire! [03:27] Jashin     Hot! Hot! Hot! Hot! Hot! [03:34] Jashin     That was a close call. SIGN    Beth [03:48] Jashin     Wait, wait, wait! This is bad! [03:50] Jashin     It's burning! It's burning! [03:52] Jashin     Water! Water! [04:05] Jashin     Wait! This is not the time to be spacing out! [04:07] Jashin     Quick! Quick! Gotta put it out quick! SIGN    Flop [04:15] Jashin     H-How could this happen? SIGN    Ja SIGN    Ja SIGN    Ja SIGN    Ja [04:21] Jashin     Can I put it out with hot cocoa? SIGN    Ja SIGN    Ja SIGN    Ja [04:23] Jashin     Nope. [04:24] Jashin     There's a sweet smell     coming from it now, though! [04:27] Jashin     What am I supposed to do?! SIGN    Beth [04:29] Jashin     Please, just go out! I'm begging you! SIGN    Beth [04:33] Jashin     It's no use. The fire's     just going to get bigger. [04:36] Jashin     Sorry, Pino... [04:38] Jashin     It's probably going to burn down. [04:41] Jashin     It's all over! [04:44] Yusa     Oh, my. [04:46] Jashin     Yusa! Koji! [04:48] DevilA     You called? [04:49] Jashin     Perfect timing! [04:51] Jashin     I need your help because reasons! [04:55] Yusa     For goodness' sake... [04:56] Yusa     I suppose I must. SIGN    Beth SIGN    Beth SIGN    Beth [05:11] Jashin     You saved my skin! [05:17] Yusa     "If we hadn't come to visit, she would     have been in big trouble," she says. [05:24] Jashin     Yeah, you're right about that. SIGN    Beth [05:27] Jashin     I owe you one. [05:29] Jashin     Don't tell Yurine about this, okay? [05:32] Jashin     She'd be furious. [05:34] Jashin     Okay? SIGN    Grovel [05:43] Jashin     A simple task. [05:56] Jashin     How's that? Too hard? Too soft? [05:59] Jashin     Oh! Are you thirsty? Here you go! [06:02] Yurine     They're awfully buddy-buddy today. SIGN    DAI SIGN    Kanda SIGN    DAI SIGN    Kanda SIGN    DAI SIGN    Kanda SIGN    DAI SIGN    Kanda SIGN    Daimaru-yaki Tea Shop SIGN    Daimaru-yaki Tea Shop SIGN    Daimaru-yaki Tea Shop SIGN    DAI SIGN    Kanda SIGN    DAI SIGN    Kanda SIGN    DAI SIGN    Kanda [06:13] Guy     Our Daimaru-yaki are great when fresh, [06:16] Guy     but they keep, so it'll still be good      even if you let it rest for a week. [06:20] Kyon     Rest for a week? SIGN    One Week Later [06:37] KyonRan     Hao chi! [06:43] Jashin     Koji worked me like a slave     last time, and it was humiliating! [06:47] Jashin     And it's all because Yurine is     way too scary when she's mad! [06:51] Jashin     Huh? Where am I, anyway? [06:55] Jashin     I was so irritated, I just kept     walking without paying attention. [07:11] Yurine     Huh? [07:14] Yurine     What is this thing? [07:17] Yurine     A statue of Jashin-chan? [07:20] Yurine     Who'd make something so tasteless? [07:24] Yurine     It sure is well-made, though. [07:27] Yurine     Looks just like her. [07:35] Jashin     She really didn't notice! [07:37] Jashin     This may look like a statue,     but it's actually me! [07:41] Jashin     I'll get her to let her guard down,     and when I spy an opening, [07:44] Jashin     I'll use the gun hidden in     my belly pocket to shoot her! [07:48] (Flashback) Jashin     If you'll lend me your gun, I'll stay     in your collection for three days! [07:53] (Flashback) Mei     Deal! Here you go! [07:54] Jashin     I don't want to be part of Mei's collection,     but it's a small sacrifice for a great payoff. [07:59] Jashin     I'll finish her off with this gun. [08:02] Yurine     Oh, I forgot to buy that book. [08:06] Jashin     Huh? You're going out? [08:14] Jashin     It won't be easy to wait here     in this pose the whole time. [08:19] Jashin     I guess I'll move around a little. [08:23] Yurine     That book doesn't go on sale until next week. [08:26] Yurine     Glad I remembered before     I went to the bookstore. [08:29] Jashin     Did she do that on purpose?     No, surely not. This disguise is perfect! [08:36] Yurine     Has its pose changed since I stepped out? [08:40] Yurine     Maybe it's my imagination. [08:48] Yurine     Tape Sphector. [08:52] Jashin     That's the name I've always found the     funniest in the whole human realm. [08:57] DevilA     A band from Kansai with     foreign ties: Eeyarosmith. [09:03] Yurine     I feel like it just laughed. [09:05] DevilA     What's a TV announcer's     least favorite town? Kanda. [09:11] Jashin     It's no use! I can't hold it in! [09:16] Jashin     Oh, it hurts! [09:24] Jashin     Forget this! [09:25] Jashin     I don't care if she knows! [09:27] Jashin     I'm gonna kill her with this gun! [09:29] Jashin     Dinner tonight is Yurine honeycomb stew! [09:35] Jashin     Huh? [09:37] Jashin     What? Huh? Huh? [09:43] Yurine     I saw through all of it. [09:45] Jashin     What do you mean?! [09:46] Yurine     I thought you might try this, so I bought      Mei-san off before you got to her. [09:51] Yurine     I told her to just give     you some random thing [09:55] Yurine     in exchange for having her     way with you for a week. [09:59] Jashin     What?! [10:01] Jashin     Just what the heck are you? [10:03] Jashin     A psychic? Are you Mami?! [10:06] Jashin     I can't beat you! No matter     what I do, I can't beat you! [10:10] Yurine     Anyway, it's not like a police officer     would just give someone their gun. [10:15] Mei     Orochimaru! [10:17] Mei     You didn't come over, so I came to get you! [10:21] Mei     Well, I'll be taking her now,     as we agreed, Yurine-chan. [10:24] Yurine     Go right ahead. [10:27] Jashin     Wait... No! [10:29] Mei     Be good now. You'll be having     so much fun soon enough! [10:31] Jashin     Let go of me! [10:38] Kyon     An eye for an eye, and a haniwa for a... [10:41] Kyon     ...hao! [10:44] Jashin     Having to be in Mei's collection     for a week was humiliating! [10:49] Jashin     But being freed from housework gave me      time to make some progress in my game. [10:54] Jashin     I'll kill the final boss in no time! [10:57] Jashin     I'm home! [10:59] Yurine     Welcome back. [11:01] Yurine     That sure went quick. [11:03] Jashin     It did not! I was gone for a whole week! [11:07] Yurine     Well, enough about that.     Come rub my shoulders. [11:15] Yurine     Don't spend all your time playing games. [11:17] Jashin     I was in the middle of     fighting the final boss! [11:20] Yurine     I only put it in sleep mode. [11:23] Jashin     I was about to beat it, too... [11:28] Jashin     Oh, fine. [11:30] Jashin     I swear... Yurine's so selfish... [11:33] Yurine     Harder. [11:35] Jashin     Yeah, yeah. [11:37] Jashin     Wait a minute... [11:39] Jashin     I'm behind Yurine right now! [11:42] Jashin     That means I could land an     attack on her at any time! [11:47] Jashin     All right. Time to try out     my new deadly move. [11:50] Jashin     Turning your back on me     was a mistake, Yurine. [11:55] Jashin     Die! [11:56] Jashin     Chop! [11:58] Jashin     Jashin-chan Chop!     Jashin-chan Chop! Jashin-chan Chop! [12:00] Jashin     Jashin-chan Spinal Cord Punch!     Jashin-chan Spinal Cord Punch! [12:02] Jashin     Jashin-chan Spinal Cord Punch! [12:04] Jashin     Drop dead, Yurine! [12:05] Jashin     Tonight's dinner is minced Yurine! [12:08] Jashin     Divine punishment! [12:11] Yurine     That's perfect. [12:13] Jashin     What?! [12:14] Jashin     My Chop and even my     Spinal Cord Punch did nothing?! [12:18] Jashin     Or more like they did something*,     just the wrong thing! [12:21] Jashin     Impossible! [12:23] Yurine     Jashin-chan, this is how you do a chop. [12:29] Yurine     Yurine Chop! [12:33] Jashin     B-Both sides of my collarbone are broken... [12:37] Yurine     You're so brittle. Are you     getting enough calcium? [12:41] Jashin     Do you have steel beams     in your hands or something? [12:46] Jashin     It'll take at least half a day for     my broken collarbone to heal. [12:49] Yurine     It'll heal in half a day, though? [12:51] Jashin     I heal faster than a human,     but I feel pain just the same! [12:55] Yurine     That's too bad. I guess you      can't play your game now. [12:58] Jashin     Forget the game. I can't     prepare dinner, either. [13:01] Yurine     Aw, come on. Will yourself to heal      faster and get dinner ready. [13:06] Yurine     I don't like it when dinner's late. [13:09] Jashin     It's times like this when     you should make it yourself! [13:11] Yurine     First things first... [13:13] Yurine     I'll finish this game and     watch the ending for you. [13:16] Jashin     Stop! Please don't! SIGN    Kissho     Bunsendo SIGN    Kissho     Bunsendo SIGN    Kissho     Bunsendo SIGN    Kissho     Bunsendo SIGN    Kissho     Bunsendo SIGN    Kissho     Bunsendo SIGN    Pack     of 10 SIGN    yen SIGN    Fresh Moon/Roman SIGN    Pack     of 12 SIGN    yen SIGN    Fresh Moon/Roman [13:22] Kyon     Fresh Moon... [13:24] Kyon     Moon? [13:25] Kyon     Mooncakes? [13:32] KyonRan     Hao chi! [13:36] Jashin     I didn't get to see the ending! [13:39] Jashin     That's the saddest part of all this! [13:41] Jashin     At this point, I'll do whatever I have     to do to put Yurine in her place! [13:48] Guy     All right... Okay, over here. SIGN    That's a big hole. [13:52] Minos     It's dangerous. Be careful not to fall in. [13:55] Guy     Over here, over here! [13:56] Jashin     A hole? [13:56] Guy     No, not over there! [13:57] Jashin     A hole. [13:58] Guy     Oh, thank you! [13:59] Jashin     A hole, huh? [14:00] Guy     Over here, over here! [14:03] Pekola     I'm exhausted. [14:05] Pekola     Man, night shifts are rough... [14:10] Pekola     What could that be? [14:12] Pekola     What? There's a huge     hole in front of my house. [14:17] Pekola     What in the world... [14:20] Pekola     It's you! What are you doing down there? [14:24] Jashin     Can't you tell? I'm digging a pitfall. [14:28] Pekola     Why are you doing that?     And you're digging it so deep... [14:33] Pekola     But... how are you going to get out of there? [14:41] Jashin     I didn't think about that. [14:44] Jashin     Help me, Pekola! [14:46] Pekola     I would rather not help a devil,     but I suppose I have no choice. [14:53] Jashin     Your whip saved me! [14:56] Pekola     I don't carry a whip around     with me all the time, you know. [14:59] Jashin     Good thing I decided to     dig in front of your house. [15:02] Pekola     And just why were you digging a pitfall? [15:05] Jashin     Well, you see... [15:08] Jashin     I'm gonna drop Yurine into it and kill her! [15:11] Pekola     What?! [15:13] Jashin     Yurine! There's a mandragora      blooming over here! [15:17] Yurine     Really? Why is there one     in front of Pekola's house? [15:23] Jashin     Ha! You fell! [15:28] Yurine     You tricked me! [15:30] Yurine     Ouch. I twisted my ankle. [15:33] Yurine     Help me, Jashin-chan! [15:35] Jashin     Nope! [15:37] Jashin     You're going to die down there. [15:39] Jashin     This big rock will turn you into mincemeat. [15:43] Jashin     Die, Yurine. [15:44] Jashin     Dinner tonight is Yurine burgers! [15:50] Jashin     Just like that. [15:52] Pekola     How cruel. [15:56] Jashin     Okay, I've covered up the hole. [16:00] Jashin     All I need to do now is call Yurine over. [16:04] Chiba     Ow, ow, ow. [16:06] Ozaki     I can't believe we headbanged so hard      at that concert, we got whiplash. [16:10] Chiba     I offered up my neck to Noel-chan. [16:15] DevilA     They are suffering from neck sprains,      also known as "whiplash." [16:20] DevilA     It has no connection to this kind of whip. [16:23] DevilA     X! [16:26] Yurine     What's going on, Jashin-chan?     Why'd you call me here out of the blue? [16:30] Yurine     Hello, Pekola. [16:32] Pekola     Hanazono Yurine... [16:34] Jashin     Get this! I found a mandragora     blooming in front of Pekola's house! [16:39] Yurine     Oh? Then, Pekola has already     found it herself by now, right? [16:44] Yurine     What's all this about? [16:46] Jashin     Come on, Yurine! Bring it on! [16:50] Yurine     What now? [16:52] Yurine     You're being kind of aggravating. [16:55] Pekola     The way this is going,     Hanazono Yurine is about to... [17:00] (Flashback) Yurine     Here's a lunch for you, Pekola. [17:02] (Flashback) Takahashi     Let's get to the job site, part-timer! [17:05] (Flashback) Yurine     It's been getting colder,     hasn't it? I brought you a scarf. [17:09] (Flashback) Takahashi     You've got a shift today, part-timer. [17:12] (Flashback) Yurine     Pekola... Pekola... Pekola... [17:13] (Flashback) Takahashi     Part-timer! Part-timer! Part-timer! [17:17] (Flashback) Takahashi     Part-timer... [17:19] Pekola     Why did someone who has nothing      to do with this spring to mind? [17:23] Pekola     That's not what this is about! SIGN    Wham SIGN    Wham [17:25] Pekola     Watch out! SIGN    Wham [17:33] Yurine     A pitfall? [17:34] Pekola     Ouch. [17:36] Jashin     Hey! Why'd you have to go and do that?! [17:40] Jashin     I was one step away     from finally killing Yurine! [17:43] Jashin     Do you have any idea how hard     I worked for this, you stupid fallen angel?! [17:51] Pekola     Shameful... [17:52] Pekola     What a shameful display... [17:56] Yurine     Oh, so that's what this was. [18:00] Jashin     Y-You've got it all wrong. [18:03] Jashin     Pekola dug this hole to live in, see... [18:11] Jashin     Please forgive me, Yurine! [18:14] Jashin     I'll do anything! [18:16] Yurine     Dinner tonight is burgers made      from minced Jashin-chan. [18:21] Jashin     Please don't! SIGN    Please Don't SIGN    Please Don't SIGN    Please Don't SIGN    Please Don't [18:26] Ran     This is fun! [18:32] Kyon     When we went to Hell Zoo... [18:35] Kyon     If I hadn't been distracted     by the slow loris... [18:39] Kyon     If I'd come back immediately... [18:41] Kyon     Maybe I could have prevented     you from becoming a panda. [18:46] Ran     You're bringing that up again? [18:48] Ran     It's fine. [18:50] Ran     A lot happened, but we're     here now, helping each other. [18:54] Ran     And it's not like I hate     pandas now or anything. [18:57] Ran     Besides... [18:59] Ran     I totally agree that slow     lorises are super cute! SIGN    Hao [19:03] Kyon     Right? SIGN    m 0 0 b 0 0 0 -1 2 -2 b 2 -2 2 -2 3 -2 b 4 -2 5 -2 6 -1 b 6 -1 7 0 7 1 b 7 2 7 2 7 3 b 7 4 7 4 6 5 b 5 6 4 6 3 6 b 2 6 2 5 1 5 b 1 5 0 6 0 6 b 0 5 -1 4 -1 3 b -1 2 -1 1 -1 0 SIGN    m 0 0 b 0 0 0 -1 2 -2 b 2 -2 2 -2 3 -2 b 4 -2 5 -2 6 -1 b 6 -1 7 0 7 1 b 7 2 7 2 7 3 b 7 4 7 4 6 5 b 5 6 4 6 3 6 b 2 6 2 5 1 5 b 1 5 0 6 0 6 b 0 5 -1 4 -1 3 b -1 2 -1 1 -1 0 SIGN    m 0 0 b 24 -9 54 -14 71 -14 b 103 -15 134 -13 153 -9 b 150 6 150 21 151 37 b 130 32 104 33 76 34 b 60 34 41 35 24 37 b 16 39 8 40 0 42 SIGN    m 0 0 b 24 -9 54 -14 71 -14 b 103 -15 134 -13 153 -9 b 150 6 150 21 151 37 b 130 32 104 33 76 34 b 60 34 41 35 24 37 b 16 39 8 40 0 42 SIGN    Hell School SIGN    Regular     Test SIGN    Okay, we will now begin the test. SIGN    Name SIGN    Jashin-chan SIGN    Problem 1 SIGN    Fill in      the blanks SIGN    (1) The chimpanzee,      Doctor Zira, and      her fiancé _____. SIGN    (2) After being      betrayed,      Ben-Hur swears      revenge against      a military      commander      called _____.      SIGN    (3) The game that      made arcade games      popular was _____. [19:13] Jashin     This is a piece of cake. [19:15] Jashin     Ah! [19:16] Jashin     Roddy was the name of the actor. SIGN    Roddy [19:19] Jashin     The answer is Cornelius. [19:21] Jashin     Eraser, eraser... [19:24] Jashin     It's not here. [19:25] Jashin     I forgot my eraser! [19:28] Jashin     Can I just write over it*     to make it look right? SIGN    Roddy SIGN    Corne [19:32] Jashin     Yeah, not happening. SIGN    Regular     Test [19:35] Jashin     Maybe I should tell the teacher... [19:36] Jashin     Oh, yeah! I still have that! SIGN    Rustle     Rustle SIGN    Rustle     Rustle SIGN    Rustle     Rustle SIGN    Rustle     Rustle SIGN    Rustle     Rustle [19:41] Jashin     The slow loris eraser I got from     a capsule machine yesterday. [19:44] Jashin     I'm glad I held on to this. SIGN    Roddy SIGN    Corne [19:48] Jashin     Come on... SIGN    Roddy SIGN    Corne [19:50] Jashin     It's not erasing it!     It's just making it all messy! [19:54] Jashin     And the slow loris eraser     is all smudged now, too... SIGN    Animal SIGN    Animal SIGN    Animal SIGN    Erasers SIGN    Series 2 SIGN    Slow Loris SIGN    Sand Cat SIGN    Elephant SIGN    Tibetan Fox SIGN    Giraffe SIGN    Collect All 5 [19:58] Jashin     You're an eraser, aren't you?!     That's what it said on the machine! SIGN    Erase     Erase     Erase     Erase     Erase     Erase     Erase     Erase     Erase     Erase     Erase     Erase     Erase     Erase     Erase     Erase     Erase     Erase     Erase     Erase     Erase     Erase     Erase     Erase     Erase     Erase     Erase     Erase     Erase     Erase     Erase     Erase     Erase     Erase     Erase     Erase     Erase     Erase     Erase     Erase     Erase     Erase     Erase     Erase     Erase      [20:02] Jashin     Darn it, erase! SIGN    Rip SIGN    Rip SIGN    Rip SIGN    Rip SIGN    Rip [20:06] Jashin     Damn you, slow loris! SIGN    Gnash [20:12] Jashin     I have to patch it up. [20:14] Jashin     I don't have any glue or tape, though. [20:17] Jashin     Hm, I think I know what to use. SIGN    m 0 0 b 0 0 0 0 0 0 b 0 0 0 0 0 0 b 0 0 0 0 0 0 l 75 0 b 76 0 77 0 77 1 l 78 53 b 78 54 77 55 75 55 l -1 55 b -2 55 -2 53 -2 53 l -3 3 b -3 2 -2 0 0 0 SIGN    The Fried Chicken     Lunch She Bought     at the School     Store to Eat Early SIGN    Knead SIGN    Knead SIGN    Knead SIGN    Knead SIGN    Knead SIGN    Knead SIGN    Stick SIGN    Stick SIGN    Stick SIGN    Stick SIGN    Stick SIGN    Stick SIGN    Jashin-chan? What's the matter? SIGN    Regular     Test [20:32] Jashin     O-Oh, nothing... [20:38] Jashin     There. All patched up nicely,     if I do say so myself. [20:42] Jashin     I could make a living out     of this when I grow up. [20:45] Jashin     I could be a ripped-paper fixer. SIGN    Okay, time's up. SIGN    Collect all the tests, starting at the back. [20:53] Jashin     It's... over? [20:58] Jashin     I got so caught up in fixing the paper,     I didn't even answer the first question! [21:03] Jashin     I should've moved on to the next question     instead of getting hung up on that mistake... SIGN    Jashin-chan, collect your row's tests. [21:11] Medusa     Jashin-chan, what's wrong? [21:13] Jashin     Roddy... [21:15] Jashin     Roddy... [21:18] Jashin     Did my life just flash before my eyes? [21:20] Jashin     Oh, that's right. I'm about     to be crushed by a boulder. [21:25] Jashin     A hint on how to get out of this situation     must've been hidden in that memory. [21:30] Jashin     Yes, the answer is... [21:33] Jashin     Roddy! 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[21:37] Pekola     I have no idea what that means. [23:10] Hanako     I'm Kasugai Hanako. I'll be living     with all of you from now on. [23:14] Hanako     It's nice to meet you. [23:16] Hanako     Nice to meet you, Lierre-chan. [23:19] Lierre     You're... [23:20] Lierre     What are you doing here?! [23:22] Hanako     That's still a secret for now. [23:25] Hanako     Next time on Dropkick     on My Devil!! X, episode 5: [23:29] Hanako     "To Love and Be Loved by Thirty Million." [23:32] Hanako     Let's all enjoy watching together. [23:34] Hanako     Right, Lierre-chan? E5 - To Love and Be Loved by Thirty Million Source: Crunchyroll Translator: Editor: Timer: QC: (Please feel free to edit the speaker names if incomplete or inaccurate. Names are handled on a best-effort basis depending on the info on the source file. Dialogue is left as is.) SIGN    Beth [00:07] Jashin     What?! SIGN    Yeah, my mother's coming by soon to see how I'm doing. [00:13] Jashin     Persephone-sensei is coming to see me? SIGN    I said she's coming to see me! [00:18] Jashin     Sensei is my teacher, my parent,     my sister, and my daughter. [00:26] Minos     Uh, I think you were fine up until "sister"... [00:29] Jashin     I have to show her just how magnificently      I'm doing in the human realm! [00:33] Yurine     You sure are fired up. [00:35] Yurine     This Sensei was a pretty big     presence in your life, huh? [00:38] Minos     Jashin-chan never listens to anyone,     but she'd always do what Sensei said. [00:45] Jashin     Sh-She's here! [00:48] Jashin     I'm so glad you're here, Sensei! [00:55] Miku     Miku Delivery Service! [00:59] Jashin     You got my hopes up! [01:02] Miku     Thank ya! [01:07] Miku     Next stop, that elderly couple. [01:10] Jashin     I hope they get a chocolate cake. [01:16] Jashin     It was just a delivery. [01:18] Jashin     Wait, is she in this box?! SIGN    Amason [01:21] Minos     I seriously doubt that. [01:23] Jashin     Oh, I can't wait to see Sensei! [01:26] Medusa     I wonder when she'll get here. [01:28] Jashin     Ah, I hope it's soon! [03:02] Yurine     So... [03:03] Jashin     Yeah... [03:05] Jashin     That black shadow in the corner, right? [03:08] Medusa     It's been there for a long time... [03:11] Medusa     What the heck is it? [03:13] Jashin     While we were talking about it,     it's started to take shape! SIGN    It took a while to materialize that time... [03:25] Three     S-Sensei?! SIGN    Mother! [03:26] Yurine     Huh?! SIGN    I bet you never thought that shadow would turn into your teacher, huh? SIGN    I wanted to surprise you, SIGN    so I used a trick I can only use once every hundred year— [03:38] Jashin     Sensei— SIGN    I-I used too much power. Let me rest for a bit, please? [03:46] DevilA     Kitsune-sama! SIGN    Thanks. I feel better now. SIGN    Nice to meet you. I'm Jashin-chan's teacher, Persephone. SIGN    You must be Yurine-chan. SIGN    Thank you for taking care of Jashin-chan. SIGN    I have something for you. SIGN    It's a knuckleduster made from my pet Cerberus's claw. SIGN    I heard that you liked weapons. [04:15] Yurine     It's so cool. The coolest thing ever. [04:19] Yurine     Oh, I didn't introduce myself yet.      I'm Hanazono Yurine. [04:23] Yurine     That sure was an unusual way      to make an appearance. SIGN    It'd be boring if I just walked in normally, wouldn't it? [04:29] Medusa     You're as playful as ever, Sensei! [04:32] Minos     So true. [04:33] Jashin     But that weird entrance dulled my     emotional reaction to seeing you again. SIGN    Good to see you again, Jashin-chan. Have you been well? [04:42] Jashin     Sensei! [04:44] Jashin     I missed you so much! SIGN    I hear you haven't been able to beat Yurine-chan at all. [04:52] Jashin     Well, I mean... It's not that I can't...     It's more like I've been letting her win... [04:57] Jashin     It just seems childish to totally     let loose on a human, you know? [05:02] Jashin     Also, it wouldn't be like this if you'd     properly taught me your dropkick! SIGN    What? But I taught you it. [05:09] Jashin     Huh?! You taught me nothing! SIGN    Dropkick on My Devil SIGN    It was in Volume 8 of the manga! [05:14] Jashin     Who cares about that? It wasn't in the anime! SIGN    Well, that's because I'm treated like an afterthought in the anime! [05:21] Yurine     Talk about meta. SIGN    Either way, it's just a feeling I get, SIGN    but I don't think you can beat Yurine-chan, so just give up. [05:29] Jashin     B-But didn't you always tell me to never     give up on a fight until the very end?! SIGN    I also taught you the importance of knowing when to quit. [05:37] Jashin     Well, then, Sensei... [05:40] Jashin     You can fight this woman with me! [05:43] Yurine     "This woman"? [05:45] Jashin     U-Uh, I mean, "this young lady"... [05:49] Yurine     No pointing! [05:51] Jashin     My finger! My finger! [05:54] Jashin     My chicken finger! [05:55] Yurine     Chicken fingers are just     your favorite food lately. [05:58] Minos     When all's said and done,     they're pretty good buddies. [06:01] Minos     Uh-huh. SIGN    Still, it's a good thing to challenge yourself, SIGN    so keep working hard until you're able to beat her. [06:09] Jashin     So do I work hard, or do I give up? SIGN    Well, I'll be taking my leave now. SIGN    Aw, already? SIGN    Don't worry. I'll be back. SIGN    The Hell Board of Education ordered me to live here for a while. SIGN    They want me to study how human children live, too. SIGN    Yay! [06:31] Minos     That's great news, Per-chan. [06:33] Yurine     By the way, where will you be staying? SIGN    An orphanage called Iron Commando. SIGN    I came to the human realm today to introduce myself there. SIGN    When everything's all set up for my stay here, I'll come visit again. SIGN    See you then. [06:53] Medusa     It sounds like Sensei will be here for     a while. Isn't that great, Jashin-chan? [06:57] Jashin     Forget that. Buy me some chicken fingers. [07:00] Yurine     Hm, I think the Chicken Finger     orphanage is where Lierre is, right? [07:10] Yurine     Wait, it's not Chicken Finger!      It's Iron Commando! [07:14] Yurine     Your idiocy is contagious! [07:16] Jashin     Smirk. SIGN    m 0 0 l 100 0 100 100 0 100 SIGN    Orphanage     Iron Commando SIGN    LOYALTY SIGN    Fill me in with     pretty colors [07:23] Lierre     What is this apprehension I feel? [07:25] Daichi     Are you okay, Lierre-chan? [07:27] Daichi     Your lips are blue. [07:29] Lierre     Huh? Oh, uh, my lips have     always been blue, I think... [07:33] Daichi     No, they haven't! [07:35] Daichi     What's wrong? You're acting funny. [07:37] Lierre     I'm fine. [07:39] Sensei     Okay, can I have everyone's attention? SIGN    I'm Kasugai Hanako, and I'll be living with you all starting today. I hope we'll be friends. [07:46] Kid1     Ooh, someone new! [07:48] Kid2     How old are you? [07:52] Lierre     That's where my apprehension was coming from! [07:55] Daichi     Lierre-chan? SIGN    What's this? SIGN    You're a bit pale. Are you all right? [08:03] Lierre     Wh-What are you doing— [08:07] Lierre     Oops. [08:08] Daichi     Sensei! Lierre-chan's face     and lips are really pale! [08:13] Sensei     Oh, you're right.     She should go rest in your room. SIGN    I'll take her. SIGN    Come, Lierre-chan, let's go. SIGN    Daichi and Lierre's Room [08:28] Lierre     What's the meaning of this, Persephone? [08:31] Lierre     Did Hell order you to keep an eye on me? [08:34] Lierre     I came here of my own free will.     Heaven has no part in it. SIGN    We haven't seen each other in so long. Be a little happier. SIGN    I only came here to study how children in the human realm live. SIGN    It just happened to be in the same place as you. [08:51] Lierre     I wonder about that. [08:54] Lierre     Wh-What? SIGN    Anyway, that's quite the cute form you've taken. SIGN    It reminds me of when we were kids. [09:04] Lierre     C-Cut it out! [09:05] Lierre     I have no pleasant memories of you! SIGN    Did you really have to say that to your best friend? [09:13] Lierre     That was when you were in Heaven. [09:19] Lierre     I have no best friend in Hell. [09:25] Lierre     Well, for now, we can set aside our respective      reasons for being in the human realm. SIGN    Too Short for a Sash [09:31] Lierre     I'm living here as a child.     Just keep that in mind. [09:36] Lierre     I don't want to cause trouble     for the humans here. SIGN    I know. [09:43] Daichi     Lierre-chan! [09:46] Daichi     Are you feeling okay? [09:48] Lierre     Yeah. All better now. [09:49] Daichi     Oh, good! I was worried     'cause your lips were so blue. [09:53] Lierre     Were they really that blue? [09:55] Daichi     They were bluer than blue! [09:57] Daichi     See? They weren't blue to start with! [10:04] Daichi     Thank you, Hanako-san! [10:06] Daichi     You say it, too, Lierre-chan! [10:08] Lierre     Th-Thank you so much. SIGN    You're welcome. SIGN    Well, I'll be going now. SIGN    If you ever feel ill again, tell me right away, okay? SIGN    Lierre-chan. [10:27] Daichi     Thank goodness Hanako-san     is such a nice person! [10:29] Lierre     Y-Yeah. [10:32] Lierre     This has turned into a real mess.     And worst of all... [10:32] Daichi     She's pretty, she's nice...     I want to be like her! [10:35] Lierre     It's humiliating that I have to     act like a child in front of her! [10:40] Daichi     Lierre-chan, your lips are     starting to turn blue again. SIGN    m 0 10 l 100 0 100 100 0 100 SIGN    Orphanage     Iron Commando [10:46] Daichi     Lierre-chan! [10:48] Daichi     I found something really funny! Come see! [10:51] Lierre     Something funny? [10:54] Jashin     My funny tail's white, too! [10:59] Daichi     There it is! [11:01] Lierre     Huh?! Why is there a panda     ride in a place like this?! [11:05] Daichi     Isn't it funny? It's the only one here. [11:10] Lierre     J-Just one of them in a place like this? [11:14] Lierre     That's hilarious! [11:16] Daichi     You wanna ride it too, right? [11:18] Lierre     I do! [11:20] Lierre     Wait, no. If I got all giddy over something     like this, I'd be a human child for real. [11:25] Lierre     No, I only look like a child right now.     It wouldn't be so weird for me to ride it, right? [11:31] Jashin     Hey, you two. [11:33] Jashin     It's five o'clock.     Little kids should be at home. [11:36] Daichi     You just want to ride it     yourself, Jashin-chan! [11:40] Jashin     You got it. [11:43] Jashin     Up we go! [11:45] Jashin     Go on, get outta here! [11:47] Jashin     Ah, this is so fun! [11:49] Jashin     Has anything ever been this fun? Nope! [11:55] Daichi     Let's go, Lierre-chan. [11:57] Lierre     Y-Yeah. [12:09] DevilA     The next morning! [12:12] Lierre     I didn't get to ride the panda     yesterday because of her. [12:16] Lierre     But I am actually an adult, so I guess     not riding it was the right choice. [12:21] Lierre     But maybe I'll go check it out again! [12:24] Lierre     I mean, it's not about whether     I ride it or not! It's just to check it out! [12:31] Jashin     I knew you'd be back. [12:35] Lierre     What are you doing here so early? [12:38] Lierre     Have you been on that thing all this time? [12:40] Jashin     I went home, then came back bright and early... [12:43] Jashin     to make sure you couldn't ride this panda! [12:48] Jashin     I saw how badly you     wanted to ride it yesterday. [12:52] Jashin     So I'm not gonna let you ride it that easily! [12:55] Lierre     Wha— [12:56] Lierre     Why would you do that? [12:58] Jashin     I can't beat you in hand-to-hand combat. [13:02] Jashin     So I'm doing this to torment     you mentally instead. [13:05] Jashin     Pretty mean of me, right? [13:08] Jashin     I'm a devil, after all. [13:11] Jashin     If you want to ride it,     try getting here earlier than me. [13:14] Lierre     I-I just had a momentary     mental lapse yesterday. [13:18] Lierre     I won't take part in such a ridiculous game. [13:21] Lierre     So long. [13:28] DevilA     Early next morning... [13:36] Lierre     Hup! [13:38] Lierre     Not being able to ride it     makes me want to even more! [13:40] Lierre     I want to ride that panda     so unbelievably bad right now! [13:45] Lierre     She'd never expect me to be there     this early in the morning, right? [13:51] Jashin     Did you think just showing up     at dawn would be good enough? [13:54] Jashin     How naïve. [13:58] Jashin     It was written all over your face yesterday      that you'd come here at dawn today. [14:03] Jashin     So I spent the night here.     I slept in that sleeping bag over there. [14:07] Jashin     If you'll admit that I've won     this game, I might let you ride. [14:11] Lierre     I'll never say that! [14:13] Lierre     There was never any need for me     to go easy on a devil in the first place! [14:18] Lierre     I'll move you by force! [14:20] Jashin     Huh? [14:23] Jashin     Ow. [14:26] Jashin     Wow, I got knocked off of it. [14:29] Jashin     She knocked me off by force,     the most barbaric method possible. [14:33] Jashin     I'm disgusted, frankly. [14:37] Jashin     I don't even care anymore. I'm going home. [14:51] Lierre     Was riding this worth     making her so disgusted? [14:55] Lierre     She's the one who was tormenting me!     This makes me look like the bad guy! SIGN    How strange that there's only one ride in a place like this. [15:05] Lierre     Persephone! Why are you here?! SIGN    It's so early in the morning, and you were gone. SIGN    I got worried and came looking for you. SIGN    What teacher wouldn't do that? [15:17] Lierre     Well, uh... [15:20] Lierre     I-It's not what you think! SIGN    Kids do love playground rides like these. How nostalgic. SIGN    We rode a Pegasus one in Heaven all the time. SIGN    AC [15:39] Clerk     Welcome! [15:42] Pekola     Lierre-sama, what are you ordering? [15:44] Lierre     Let's see... I'll have... SIGN    Unhappy Meal SIGN    Main SIGN    Side SIGN    Drink (S) SIGN    Help me! SIGN    Green onions! SIGN    Patra-chan and Hatsune Miku figures SIGN    Today Only!! SIGN    2 toys to choose from! [15:50] Lierre     Th-This is... [15:52] Lierre     It comes with a figure of Patra-chan     being burned at the stake? I want it! [15:55] Lierre     And the offer ends today! [15:59] Lierre     No, no! I can't drool over it     in front of my subordinates! [16:02] Lierre     It'd tarnish my dignity as their superior! [16:05] Lierre     A cheeseburger meal with an iced coffee. [16:08] Clerk     Sure! [16:09] Lierre     I look like a child,     but I am an adult, after all. [16:15] DevilA     Today, Lierre graduates from the     Unhappy Meal she loved so much. SIGN    Unhappy Meal Graduation Ceremony [16:23] Poporon     That really surprised me, though. [16:26] Poporon     I had no idea you and Persephone,     the Queen of Hell, used to be friends. [16:31] Lierre     That's because I never     told you three about it. [16:35] Lierre     Besides, it's been a long, long time      since she was in Heaven. [16:39] Pekola     Why'd Persephone end up goin' to Hell? SIGN    Munch SIGN    Munch SIGN    Munch [16:43] Lierre     Are you eating or talking? Pick one! [16:46] Lierre     It's hard to say. [16:48] Lierre     Heaven can be suffocating with all its     strict rules. Maybe she just got tired of it. [16:54] Girl     Miku has so many green onions stuck in her! [16:57] Boy     Patra-chan's sweating like crazy! [16:59] Mom     That's nice. [17:01] Lierre     That kid has the "burning at the stake" figure! [17:06] Lierre     Seeing someone else with it     just makes me want it more! [17:08] Lierre     Maybe I didn't need to put     on the tough superior act? [17:13] Pekola     I finished mine. [17:15] Poporon     Stop looking like the     world's coming to an end. [17:19] Poporon     You can have mine. [17:21] Pekola     Thank you! [17:23] Poporon     What's wrong, Pino?     You've been quiet this whole time. [17:26] Pino     I don't believe it. [17:28] Pino     I refuse to believe you just     happened to be together! [17:31] Pino     You wanted to be certain     you could get rid of us, [17:34] Pino     so you called an old friend     from Hell to help you. [17:38] Lierre     What are you talking about? [17:40] Lierre     I have friends in Heaven.     Why would I need to call one in Hell? [17:44] Pino     You lie! I know that's what's going on! [17:48] Pino     I won't just go down quietly. [17:50] Pino     I'll gouge out your eyeballs! [17:54] Pekola     Stop, Pino! [17:59] Ozaki     She screamed! [18:03] Chiba     She screamed again! SIGN    Reiwa Traditional Chinese SIGN    Stomach Medicine [18:06] Pekola     Have you calmed down now? [18:09] Pino     I'm done for... [18:12] Pino     Hanazono-san, please help me... [18:14] Poporon     And now she's crying. SIGN    Oh? SIGN    If it isn't Lierre. SIGN    Hi! [18:21] Pekola     Speak of the devil. SIGN    We came 'cause today's the last day you can get the "Patra-chan burning at the stake" figure. [18:28] Lierre     Must be nice being a child. [18:31] Lierre     They don't have to be shy about     choosing the Unhappy Meal. SIGN    Jashin-chan said to buy it and be back in five minutes, so we gotta hurry! Bye! [18:40] Poporon     That's not possible. [18:41] Pekola     Well, shall we take our leave, too? [18:44] Poporon     Oh, no! The restaurant starts     getting busy around this time! [18:48] Pino     Hanazono-san... SIGN    AC [18:50] Clerk     Thank you for dropping in! [18:56] Lierre     So long, "Patra-chan burning at the stake." SIGN    Lierre. SIGN    Here. This is what you wanted, isn't it? [19:11] Lierre     The "burning at the stake" figure... SIGN    Be back at the orphanage before dark, okay? [19:20] Lierre     How is it you always know how I'm feeling? [19:24] Lierre     Patra-chan... I'm happy,     but also kind of irritated! SIGN    Jashin-chan     Burning at     the Stake [19:28] Jashin     Hot! Hot, hot, hot! [19:31] Yurine     Show me what's in the briefcase. [19:38] Yurine     You ran off with the money from the Season 3      crowdfunding drive again, didn't you? [19:43] Jashin     Well, I wouldn't say I "ran off" with it... [19:46] Jashin     I planned to increase it at the boat     races and return it to the investors. [19:50] Yurine     Return it? [19:52] Yurine     You emptied the case! [19:53] Jashin     Fundraising goal reached! [19:58] Jashin     Forgive me! I was sure     I'd come back with more! [20:01] Yurine     People put their hard-earned money into it.     How many times must you do this to them? [20:10] Yurine     Our investors are going to kill you. SIGN    Investor SIGN    Investor SIGN    Investor SIGN    Investor SIGN    Investor SIGN    Investor [20:13] Investor1     There she is! Kill Jashin-chan! [20:15] Investor2     In the most brutal way possible! [20:18] Jashin     Please do something, Yurine! [20:20] Yurine     Do what? [20:22] Jashin     I'll kill you for the insurance money! [20:24] Yurine     Listen, you... [20:26] Jashin     I'll have to use my last resort. [20:30] Jashin     My only choice is to go there. SIGN    Hell Financing Jinbocho Branch SIGN    Hell Financing Jinbocho Branch [20:35] Lender     Our interest rate is outta this world. [20:39] Lender     You want thirty million? [20:41] Lender     That's a ten-day interest rate of 10%! [20:44] DevilA     A truly devilish interest rate! [20:50] Jashin     Well, I managed to fix the problem, anyway. SIGN    Life     Theater [21:11] Jashin     This place... [21:13] Jashin     This barren place... [21:16] Jashin     Where am I?! [21:18] DevilA     This was the beginning of     a harsh life of running away, [21:22] DevilA     in which she absolutely had     to escape, no matter what. [21:26] DevilA     And so, she bade farewell to her     happy, peaceful life in Jinbocho. [21:32] DevilA     Next week! [21:33] DevilA     Dropkick on My Devil X:     The Escape Arc begins! [21:33] Test     Dropkick on My Devil X:     The Escape Arc [23:10] Pekola     Pekola here. [23:12] Pekola     I still haven't forgotten how I was the     only one who didn't get to eat dinner [23:16] Pekola     when we went to Chitose. [23:19] Pekola     That aside, why does the meat spaghetti     here in Katsuro have cutlets on top of it? [23:25] Pekola     For someone as hungry as I am,      there couldn't be a more sinful dish! [23:29] Pekola     Next time on Dropkick     on My Devil!! X, episode 6: [23:34] Pekola     "Gilding Kamuy: Kushiro." [23:36] Pekola     I want to eat, too. E6 - Gilding Kamuy: Kushiro Source: Crunchyroll Translator: Editor: Timer: QC: (Please feel free to edit the speaker names if incomplete or inaccurate. Names are handled on a best-effort basis depending on the info on the source file. Dialogue is left as is.) [00:10] SIGN     Dropkick on My Devil!!! X     Kushiro Arc [00:15] SIGN     Two Months Later [00:19] Minos     Yum! SIGN    I feel bad for Jashin-chan. She's missing out on this great food. [00:27] Minos     Speaking of Jashin-chan,     I haven't seen her in a while. SIGN    She went into debt and then vanished. [00:33] Yurine     Guess we have no choice. [00:36] Yurine     Shall we go? [00:38] Minos     Huh? SIGN    Go where? [00:45] Yurine     To Kushiro. [00:49] SIGN     Kushiro City Hall [00:50] DevilA     That's right! After falling into     massive debt and running away, [00:55] DevilA     Jashin-chan was in Hokkaido once again! [02:34] Jashin     I'm so hungry. [02:40] Jashin     I don't even have any money... [02:47] Jashin     Yo, dude. Give me that salmon. [02:51] Jashin     Why the heck am I talking to a statue? [02:58] Jashin     I'm so hungry. [03:09] Jashin     So... where am I, anyway? [03:16] Jashin     O... Orihsuk? [03:20] Jashin     Where even is that? [03:21] SIGN     Kushiro no Yoru [03:21] Devil     It's "Kushiro." [03:30] Minos     I never would've thought Jashin-chan     would end up in Hokkaido again. [03:34] Yurine     Well, I have a pretty     good idea what happened. [03:40] DevilA     This is the city of Kushiro in Hokkaido. [03:42] DevilA     We're in Kushiro Shitsugen National Park, [03:45] DevilA     which spans the four     municipalities of Kushiro. [03:47] DevilA     At 28,788 hectares,     it's Japan's largest wetland. [03:52] SIGN     Satellite Observatory [03:53] DevilA     In addition to enjoying the     magnificent natural scenery, [03:56] DevilA     you can see tufts of sedge grass,     Ezo red foxes, Ezo sika deer, [03:59] DevilA     and lots of other unique flora and fauna. [04:02] DevilA     You can even go horse trekking      or paddle around in a canoe! SIGN    So where are we going now? [04:19] SIGN     Tancho [04:19] SIGN     Tancho [04:19] SIGN     Kushiro Airport [04:19] SIGN     Kushiro Airport [04:19] Minos     Also, Yurine-chan, how do you     know where Jashin-chan is? [04:25] SIGN     Washo [04:25] SIGN     Washo [04:25] SIGN     Washo      Market SIGN    Washo Market? [04:29] SIGN     Rice [04:29] SIGN     Rice [04:29] Yurine     Washo Market, also known as Kushiro's kitchen. [04:32] Yurine     It was established in 1954, making it     the most historic market in Kushiro. [04:43] Medusa     Minos? [04:44] Medusa     And Yurine-san and Per-chan, too! [04:46] Minos     Medusa? Why are you in Kushiro? SIGN    Come to think of it, I hadn't seen Medusa-chan in a while, either. [04:52] Medusa     I've been looking for Jashin-chan. [04:56] Medusa     I've spent the past two months     searching as many places as I can... [05:04] Medusa     But no matter how hard      I try, I can't find her. [05:07] Yurine     Three thousand leagues in     search of garbage, huh? [05:09] Medusa     But... [05:11] Medusa     I guess you three are looking     for Jashin-chan, too, right? [05:14] SIGN     Washo Market [05:14] SIGN     Specialty [05:14] SIGN     Sato Shoten [05:14] SIGN     Genuine [05:14] SIGN     Kattedon [05:14] SIGN     Amazing flavor      guaranteed [05:14] SIGN     to satisfy!! [05:14] Yurine     "Kattedon," it says. SIGN    Ooh, does that mean we can put whatever we want on it? [05:17] Yurine     I want extra salmon roe. [05:18] Minos     I want the super-mega-large rice! [05:21] DevilA     When you buy kattedon,     a Washo Market specialty, [05:24] DevilA     you buy the rice from vendors in the market, [05:27] DevilA     then you visit the many fresh fish and roe      vendors to choose the toppings you want. [05:32] DevilA     You can make the seafood     bowl of your dreams with ease! [05:36] SIGN     Kattedon [05:38] Jashin     I can choose my own? [05:39] Jashin     I'm extremely hungry right now,      so this is a lifesaver. [05:46] Jashin     Yum! [05:47] Jashin     A place where I can eat     whatever I want must be Heaven! [05:50] Clerk1     Excuse me, ma'am! You can't     just eat whatever you want! [05:56] Medusa     U-Um... [06:01] Dried     We've got a great deal on this dried fish. [06:04] Mei     Hmm, what to do... [06:07] Clerk1     Hold it! [06:08] Jashin     No! I'm gonna eat every last bite! [06:11] Mei     Orochimaru?! [06:12] Mei     That girl! I want that girl in dried form! [06:15] Three     Let's eat! [06:19] Minos     It's not every day you get to eat     a fancy seafood bowl like this! [06:22] Yurine     You said it. It's way more than     just a difference in freshness. SIGN    It's incredibly tender! [06:28] Clerk1     Boy, that customer was a real pain. [06:31] Clerk2     Sure, "kattedon" means "eat your way,"     but it doesn't mean you can eat for free. [06:35] Medusa     That almost sounds like Jashin-chan... SIGN    I guess there are troublemakers no matter where you go. [06:44] Medusa     Jashin-chan... [06:48] DevilA     This is one of the top-selling     processed marine products in Hokkaido: [06:48] SIGN     Marinated [06:48] SIGN     Salmon Roe [06:53] DevilA     salmon roe from Sasaya Shoten! [06:58] DevilA     Try it. It'll blow you away. [07:02] DevilA     Yum! [07:11] Pekola     What is this place? [07:13] SIGN     Life     Theater [07:13] Pekola     I can't believe she dragged me along     when she fled from those debt collectors, [07:17] Pekola     and then, the forced labor... [07:19] Pekola     We barely escaped with our lives, but the     boat we got on was smuggling migrants, [07:23] Pekola     and when we finally got back     to Japan, everyone ran off... [07:27] Pekola     leaving me all alone. [07:30] Pekola     She was the first to run away. [07:32] Pekola     What do I do now? [07:37] Pekola     Lierre-sama! What are you doing here?! [07:40] Lierre     God sees and knows all. [07:43] Medusa     "Coach & Four"? [07:44] SIGN     m 0 0 l 100 10 99.4 100 0 105 [07:44] SIGN     Dropkick on My Devil [07:45] Yurine     Let's try to get some info. [07:47] Medusa     I hope we find Jashin-chan... [07:53] SIGN     Bububu [07:53] SIGN     Bububu [07:53] Medusa     What's that you're looking at, Minos? [07:55] SIGN     Bububu [07:55] SIGN     Bububu [07:55] SIGN     Hokkaido [07:55] SIGN     KUSHIRO [07:55] SIGN     KUSHIRO [07:55] SIGN     KUSHIRO [07:55] SIGN     Bububu [07:55] SIGN     Bububu [07:55] SIGN     Hokkaido [07:55] SIGN     KUSHIRO [07:55] SIGN     KUSHIRO [07:55] SIGN     KUSHIRO [07:55] Minos     I wanna go here! [07:55] SIGN     Bububu [07:55] SIGN     Bububu [07:55] SIGN     Hokkaido [07:55] SIGN     KUSHIRO [07:55] SIGN     KUSHIRO [07:55] SIGN     KUSHIRO [07:56] SIGN     Bububu [07:56] SIGN     Bububu [07:56] SIGN     Hokkaido [07:56] SIGN     KUSHIRO [07:56] SIGN     KUSHIRO [07:56] SIGN     KUSHIRO [08:02] SIGN     A Farm in Onbetsu [08:12] Yurine     This place is so nice and peaceful. [08:15] Minos     Awesome! It just screams "Hokkaido"! [08:18] Farmer     What's this? Y'all here from the mainland? [08:25] Jashin     Yeah, I definitely can't eat cattle feed. [08:40] Farmer     Tasty, ain't it? SIGN    Yeah! It's delicious! [08:45] Yurine     It has so much depth to it. [08:47] Medusa     It's rich but somehow     mellow at the same time. SIGN    Yeah. [08:51] Farmer     'Round these parts, we get "sea fog,"     which is a fog that's chock-full of minerals. [08:51] SIGN     "Sea Fog" [08:55] Farmer     The grass here soaks up that     nutrient-rich fog, so when the cows eat it, [08:59] Farmer     they give us good, rich milk. [09:05] Minos     I want to work here! [09:07] Both     What?! [09:08] Farmer     I'd sure appreciate that! [09:10] Minos     Work here with me, Per-chan! SIGN    Huh? No way. [09:13] Minos     So it's settled! SIGN    What?! I don't want to! [09:16] Minos     Aw, come on! [09:16] Yurine     I guess she felt a sense of kinship? [09:21] Farmer     Wh-What's goin' on? [09:22] Medusa     Um... Weren't we looking for Jashin-chan? [09:26] Farmer     Hey, you! Get away from there! [09:28] Farmer     Who in tarnation drinks milk     straight from the teat?! [09:31] Minos     Sounds like there's a weirdo here, too. SIGN    Imagine it's actually Jashin-chan. [09:36] Farmer     Sheesh, what a dad-blasted fool. [09:39] Yurine     I'm just glad no damage was done. [09:42] Minos     I'll keep the cows safe! SIGN    She's even more motivated now. [09:47] Medusa     We'll let you know if we find Jashin-chan. [09:49] Minos     Got it! SIGN    Bye! [09:54] Jashin     Hmm... [09:55] SIGN     Hiring Part-Time     Help [09:55] SIGN     Work Hours: [09:55] SIGN     Pay: [09:55] SIGN     Location: Here [09:55] SIGN     Someone cheerful      and energetic [09:55] SIGN     Someone who doesn't     pop marimo yokan     jelly balls with a toothpick [09:55] Jashin     Pays 10,000 yen a day? So it'd take      3,000 days to earn 30 million. [10:00] Jashin     That could work. [10:07] DevilA     Good luck. [10:14] Jashin     Huh. So this is a marimo yokan jelly ball? [10:42] Owner     Yer out. [10:47] Jashin     I couldn't earn any money... [10:50] Jashin     But I did get some yokan balls. [10:53] Jashin     It's always good when     food doesn't go to waste. [10:58] Jashin     This was very informational. [11:01] DevilA     And so, Jashin-chan continued     to learn, one lesson at a— [11:04] Jashin     I'll never work again! [11:06] Jashin     Remove all useless things from life! Yeah! [11:10] DevilA     Trash. [11:16] Jashin     What a pretty lake. [11:18] DevilA     This is Lake Akan,     renowned for its marimo algae. [11:21] DevilA     The mountainous backdrop makes for      magnificent scenery. And the air's so sweet! [11:29] Jashin     What's that? [11:31] DevilA     These mud pools are known as "bokke,"     which is Ainu for "boiling place." [11:34] DevilA     Mud reaching temperatures of 100°C      bubbles up from underground, [11:38] DevilA     along with volcanic gases. [11:40] SIGN     Danger Keep Out [11:41] Jashin     Bokke... [11:42] SIGN     Keep Out [11:42] DevilA     Hey! [11:43] Jashin     It's kind of relaxing here. [11:45] DevilA     It's dangerous! [11:46] Jashin     Reminds me of the scenery back home. [11:52] Jashin     My marimo! [11:55] DevilA     Jashin-chan! [11:57] Jashin     Flutter, flutter, fall, fall. [12:03] Jashin     Hot! Hot! Hot! Hot! Hot! Hot! Hot! Hot! [12:09] SIGN     ° Never, Ever Try This [12:19] LocalA     What's that? [12:21] LocalB     Hmm? What is it? [12:22] LocalA     That's an awful big bokke bubble. [12:26] LocalC     I think it's moving. [12:30] Local     What is that?! [12:49] LocalA     What is that light? [12:51] LocalC     Is that a person? [12:52] DevilA     No, it's not a person. [12:55] DevilA     It's... [12:56] DevilA     It's... [12:58] Locals     What is that?! [13:05] SIGN     Butterbur Field in Onbetsu [13:09] Poporon     Why did I have to come all     the way to Kushiro to work? [13:14] Pino     And this is very physical labor. [13:16] Lierre     The invoice from our time in Chitose didn't      make it through accounting in Heaven. [13:21] Lierre     The budget wasn't enough     to cover our return trip. [13:24] Pekola     I thought you saw and knew everything? [13:26] Poporon     It's Pekola-sama's fault. [13:28] Pino     It is Pekola-sama's fault. [13:31] Poporon     Um, what about you, Lierre-sama? [13:33] Lierre     I apparently can't work since I'm a child. [13:36] Poporon     No fair! [13:37] Lierre     Well, I can't help it, can I? [13:38] Pino     I came along because she told me to... [13:42] Pino     But without Hanazono-san, I... [13:46] Pino     Hanazono-san... [13:50] SIGN     Payment [13:50] SIGN     Payment [13:50] Farmer     Thanks. You were a big help. [13:50] SIGN     Payment [13:50] SIGN     Payment [13:50] SIGN     Payment [13:50] SIGN     Payment [13:50] SIGN     Payment [13:52] Pekola     W-We get this much? [13:54] Farmer     Well, you worked hard. [13:56] Lierre     This is more than enough money. [13:58] Pekola     If we must accept this much... [14:00] Pekola     Please let us help you with something else. [14:03] Farmer     You sure? [14:05] Farmer     Hmm... Oh, in that case... [14:14] Lierre     His emus have been     disappearing one after another? [14:18] Pino     Emus... [14:19] Poporon     How is it possible for a     load of them to just vanish? [14:23] Pekola     Where did they run off to? [14:25] Lierre     Well, I guess we can look for them. [14:29] SIGN     Kushiro City     Red-Crowned Crane     Natural Park [14:34] Lierre     Cranes. [14:35] Pekola     Indeed. [14:36] Poporon     I suppose so. [14:37] Pino     Yes. [14:40] Poporon     Lierre-sama, did you just     want to look at the cranes? [14:44] Lierre     O-Of course not! [14:46] SIGN     Kushiro City     Red-Crowned Crane     Natural Park [14:47] DevilA     This is the Red-Crowned Crane Natural Park. [14:49] DevilA     Red-crowned cranes aren't     commonly seen in summer, [14:52] DevilA     but here, you can see them living      in the wetlands all year round. [14:56] Pekola     It doesn't look like the emus are here. [14:58] Poporon     Well, it is a crane park. [15:00] GuestA     Hey, there's apparently     a god in Kushiro right now. [15:03] GuestB     Wow, a god? [15:05] GuestB     Wow, cranes! So many cranes! [15:08] GuestA     This is peak crane! [15:10] Poporon     A "god"? [15:11] Pekola     Are they talking about Lierre-sama? [15:20] SIGN     Lake [15:20] SIGN     Akan [15:21] Yurine     Lake Akan Ainu Kotan. [15:23] Yurine     "Kotan" is Ainu for "settlement." [15:26] Yurine     There are about 36 residences     and 120 people here, [15:29] Yurine     producing and selling folk     art to make a living. [15:35] Miku     Mukkuri, mukkuri, mukkuri, mukkuri,      mukkuri, mukkuri, mukkuri... Mu? [15:39] SIGN     m 0 0 l 100 0 100 100 0 100 [15:39] SIGN     Marimo Pudding [15:39] Yusa     Care for some pudding? [15:41] Miku     One, please! [15:43] SIGN     Folk Art Café [15:43] SIGN     P [15:43] SIGN     o [15:43] SIGN     l [15:43] SIGN     o [15:43] SIGN     n [15:43] SIGN     n [15:43] SIGN     o [15:45] SIGN     Yuk (Deer Meat) Meal [15:46] SIGN     m 0 0 l 100 0 100 100 0 100 [15:46] SIGN     m 0 0 l 100 0 100 100 0 100 [15:46] SIGN     Amam (Rice) [15:46] SIGN     Amam (Rice) [15:46] SIGN     Rice cooked with beans,     glutinous millet, and     victory onion. The light     sweetness of the victory     onion and stickiness of     the glutinous millet are     divine. [15:46] SIGN     m 0 0 l 100 0 100 100 0 100 [15:46] SIGN     m 0 0 l 100 0 100 100 0 100 [15:46] SIGN     Mefun (Fermented Salmon Liver) [15:46] SIGN     Mefun (Fermented Salmon Liver) [15:46] SIGN     Only one strand of this     precious fermented     delicacy can be obtained     from one salmon.     Pairs well with amam. [15:46] SIGN     m 0 0 l 100 0 100 100 0 100 [15:46] SIGN     m 0 0 l 100 0 100 100 0 100 [15:46] SIGN     Yuk Ohaw (Deer Soup) [15:46] SIGN     Yuk Ohaw (Deer Soup) [15:46] SIGN     "Yuk" means "deer," and "ohaw" means     "soup." Seasonal ingredients such as     wild plants and mushrooms join a very     simple broth of konbu and salt in this     savory staple of Ainu cooking. [15:50] Medusa     We haven't found Jashin-chan anywhere. [15:52] Yurine     This is good. It's so chewy. [15:55] Medusa     Yurine-san! [15:57] Yurine     Well, I'm sure we'll happen across some info. [16:00] Yurine     Come on. You won't get many     chances to eat Ainu cooking. [16:08] Yurine     Ah, deer soup. Reminds me of Azusa 2. [16:08] SIGN     m 0 0 l 100 0 100 100 0 100 [16:08] SIGN     m 0 0 l 100 0 100 100 0 100 [16:08] SIGN     Cep Ohaw (Salmon Soup) [16:08] SIGN     Cep Ohaw (Salmon Soup) [16:08] SIGN     Ohaw (soup) with cep (salmon).     Ohaw can be made with many things,     and this ohaw is made with salmon.     Just as delicious as yuk ohaw,     with its own unique flavors to enjoy. [16:11] Medusa     It's delicious. [16:13] Yurine     It's simple, but the     ingredients are so savory. [16:17] DevilA     Other highlights of Ainu Kotan include: [16:19] DevilA     Lake Akan Ainu Theater Ikor, where you     can enjoy powerful ancient Ainu dancing, [16:23] SIGN     Lake Akan Ainu Theater [16:25] DevilA     and Onnechise, home of traditional     and creative aspects of Ainu culture, [16:29] DevilA     where you can enjoy hands-on     interaction with the old and the new. [16:34] DevilA     There is ample opportunity to enjoy     and learn about Ainu culture here. [16:38] SIGN     m 0 0 l 0 0 l 20 0 b 26 1 30 6 34 6 b 35 7 35 9 34 10 l 34 10 b 33 10 31 11 31 13 b 31 12 31 13 32 14 b 33 15 35 18 36 20 l 1 19 l 0 16 l -1 1 [16:38] SIGN     Rent Ainu     clothing     here. [16:38] DevilA     I also recommend the folk shops,     where you can try on Ainu clothing! [16:49] Yurine     That looks good on you, Medusa. [16:52] Medusa     But I need to wear my paper bag... [16:55] Yurine     Well, then... [16:57] Yurine     How about this? [16:59] Yurine     Can you see? [17:01] Medusa     Sort of. [17:01] GuestA     Check this out. [17:02] GuestB     Ew, its lower body is a snake! [17:04] GuestA     It's apparently staying at a     hotel on the Kushiro River. [17:07] GuestB     It really is a god! [17:09] GuestA     Anyway, isn't this     wood-carved horned owl cute? [17:12] GuestB     Super cute! Godly! [17:12] Medusa     Yurine-san! [17:14] Yurine     That's not a horned owl.     It's a Blakiston's fish owl. [17:18] Medusa     No, not that. [17:21] Jashin     I am... [17:22] Jashin     God! [17:24] Locals     God! [17:27] Jashin     That's right! That's right! [17:29] Jashin     Talk about a huge comeback. [17:31] Jashin     I don't need to fear debt anymore. [17:31] Guard     Wait! You don't have     permission to go in there! [17:35] Medusa     Jashin-chan! [17:37] Yurine     We finally found you. [17:38] Jashin     So it's you, Yurine and Medusa. [17:42] Yurine     Do you know how much trouble you caused? [17:44] Yurine     Come on. We're going home. [17:45] Jashin     Know your place! [17:47] Jashin     Who do you think I am? [17:50] Jashin     I am God! [17:52] Locals     God! [17:55] Jashin     I was reborn after falling into a bokke. [17:57] Jashin     I'm a god now, so you commoners can leave. [18:03] LocalA     God, you forgot to feed the emus. [18:06] LocalC     You gotta take care of 'em. [18:11] Medusa     Huh? Emus?! [18:12] Medusa     Why are there emus here?! [18:14] Yurine     Jashin-chan, what is this about? [18:16] Jashin     Oh, it's, uh... [18:18] Yurine     Where did you take them from? [18:20] Jashin     Well... They were just so unusual... [18:23] Yurine     You stole them to try     to sell them for profit? [18:25] Jashin     Gulp! [18:26] Yurine     A fraudulent religion, and now theft. [18:29] Yurine     Everything you're doing here is criminal. [18:31] Jashin     U-Um... [18:35] Jashin     Run away! [18:36] Jashin     I can fly! [18:37] Yurine     After her! [18:38] Medusa     Right! [18:39] Jashin     Wait, you're a flightless bird? [18:41] Jashin     They're tiny! Your wings are so tiny! [18:51] Jashin     That was terrifying. [18:55] Emu     Do you want wings? [18:57] Jashin     Huh? But your wings are— [18:59] Emu     They're yours. [19:10] Jashin     I'm Emu Jashin-chan. [19:14] Jashin     What're ya laughing at?! [19:15] Yurine     That balance! [19:16] Jashin     Hmph! I might look funny, but I bet     you can't keep up with me in this form. [19:23] Yurine     Stop! [19:33] III     Been lookin' for ya, fool! [19:34] Jashin     Crap! The debt collectors! [19:36] IV     You think you can get away from us?! [19:43] Jashin     They're blocking my escape route! [19:45] Jashin     And Yurine's right behind me! [19:48] Jashin     Wh-What do I do? [19:52] Jashin     The angels! [19:54] Pekola     That body you have... [19:56] Lierre     So you're the emu thief? [20:01] Yurine     Lierre, you guys were in Kushiro, too? [20:07] Pino     Hanazono-san! [20:09] Pino     You came to look for me, didn't you? [20:12] Yurine     Huh? Uh... Sure... [20:17] Lierre     You have nowhere left to run. [20:20] III     You can just leave her with us. [20:22] Medusa     W-We can't do that! [20:24] Lierre     We're fine with it. [20:29] Jashin     Okay. [20:32] Jashin     Devil Fusion... [20:36] Jashin     Release! [20:41] Jashin     I want your wings. [20:44] Jashin     I'll be taking them now. [20:47] Jashin     Devil Fusion! [20:57] Jashin     I'm Red-Crowned Crane Jashin-chan! [21:05] Jashin     You fools! [21:06] III     Hold it, you! [21:08] IV     Get down here, damn it! [21:11] Jashin     Hasta la pizza! [21:13] Lierre     After her! [21:14] Yurine     Wait. [21:16] Yurine     Let me handle this. [21:25] Yurine     Irankarapte! [21:30] Jashin     Siknu! [21:36] Medusa     Jashin-chan! [22:14] SIGN     Letter of Introduction [22:17] LocalB     God is dead. [23:10] Minos     Wow, so this is Tokachi Plain! [23:13] Minos     It's so spacious! It feels great! [23:15] Minos     Cows over here, cows over there... [23:18] Minos     Cows over here, cows over there! [23:20] Minos     It doesn't even feel like     this is my first time here! [23:24] Minos     Next time on Dropkick     on My Devil!! X, episode 7: [23:27] Minos     "The Shape of a Smile:     What I Found in Obihiro." [23:31] Minos     It's 100% packed with the earth's blessings! [23:34] Minos     Moo! [23:37] Minos     Hey, wait up! E7 - The Shape of a Smile: What I Found in Obihiro Source: Crunchyroll Translator: Editor: Timer: QC: (Please feel free to edit the speaker names if incomplete or inaccurate. Names are handled on a best-effort basis depending on the info on the source file. Dialogue is left as is.) SIGN    Kofuku Station [00:22] Jashin     Oh-big-here-wow! SIGN    Obihiro Arc SIGN    Yokai Bun SIGN    Yokai Bun SIGN    Yokai Bun SIGN    Yokai Bun SIGN    Yokai Bun SIGN    Yokai Bun SIGN    Yokai Bun SIGN    Yokai Bun SIGN    Yokai Bun SIGN    Yokai Bun SIGN    Yokai Bun SIGN    Yokai Bun [02:02] Jashin     This gentle sweetness... [02:05] Jashin     It heals my wounded soul. SIGN    Kofuku SIGN    m 0 0 l 100 0 100 100 0 100 SIGN    Kofuku     Station SIGN    Kofuku SIGN    m 0 0 l 100 0 100 100 0 100 SIGN    Kofuku     Station SIGN    Kofuku SIGN    m 0 0 l 100 0 100 100 0 100 SIGN    Kofuku     Station SIGN    Kofuku SIGN    m 0 0 l 100 0 100 100 0 100 SIGN    Kofuku     Station SIGN    Kofuku SIGN    m 0 0 l 100 0 100 100 0 100 SIGN    Kofuku     Station SIGN    Kofuku SIGN    m 0 0 l 100 0 100 100 0 100 SIGN    Kofuku     Station SIGN    Kofuku [02:10] Jashin     The clear blue summer sky goes on forever. SIGN    Kofuku Station SIGN    Kofuku Station [02:17] Jashin     Kofuku Station... SIGN    Kofuku Station [02:25] Jashin     The holy land for lovers, huh? SIGN    I pray Koichiro and I will be happy forever [02:28] Jashin     "I pray Koichiro and I will be happy forever." SIGN    Mei is happy [02:32] Jashin     "Mei is happy." SIGN    Can we truly be so blessed, Rina? [02:34] Jashin     "Can we truly be so blessed, Rina?" [02:39] Jashin     Damn it all! [02:41] SIGN     m 0 0 l 100 0 100 100 0 100 [02:41] SIGN     Kofuku Station [02:42] Jashin     These fools! [02:43] Jashin     I'm here drowning in debt,     and they're all just... [02:48] Jashin     Yeah, you said it! Meh! [02:52] Jashin     Huh? [02:55] Jashin     "Moo"? [02:56] Jashin     Moo! [02:57] Jashin     Mooooooo! [02:59] SIGN     m 0 0 l 100 0 100 100 0 100 [02:59] SIGN     Kofuku Station [03:02] SIGN     m 0 0 l 100 0 100 100 0 100 [03:02] SIGN     Kofuku Station [03:07] Osaka     Okay, time to start another day of hard work! [03:11] SIGN     Huh? [03:12] SIGN     Huh? [03:12] SIGN     Huh? [03:12] SIGN     Huh? [03:13] Jashin     Why?! Why?! Why?! [03:15] Jashin     Why is this happening?! [03:20] Osaka     Well, this sucks. [03:23] Jashin     Taisho Kotsu! SIGN    Welcome to Obihiro, Jashin-chan! SIGN    Taisho SIGN    Kotsu SIGN    Welcome to Obihiro, Jashin-chan! SIGN    Taisho SIGN    Kotsu SIGN    Welcome to Obihiro, Jashin-chan! SIGN    Taisho SIGN    Kotsu SIGN    Welcome to Obihiro, Jashin-chan! SIGN    Taisho SIGN    Kotsu SIGN    Welcome to Obihiro, Jashin-chan! SIGN    Taisho SIGN    Kotsu SIGN    Welcome to Obihiro, Jashin-chan! [03:26] All     Welcome to Obihiro! SIGN    Kotsu SIGN    Taisho [03:28] DevilA     Yes! This is the city of Obihiro! [03:30] DevilA     A quick hop from Haneda Airport, [03:32] DevilA     this town of 170,000 residents is situated      in the middle of the Tokachi Plain. [03:37] DevilA     Its location at the heart of the Tokachi Plain,     where farming is the main industry, [03:41] DevilA     allows it to function as a hub for      the agricultural produce trade. [03:47] Jashin     It's no use! [03:48] Jashin     I run from debt collectors,     I run from herds of cattle... [03:51] Jashin     All I ever do in my life is run away! [03:54] Jashin     I-I can't take it anymore! [04:01] Jashin     Beth?! SIGN    I'm beat. [04:04] Minos     Well, you sure worked hard. [04:04] Jashin     Wait, are you a herding dog now? [04:06] Minos     Oh, hey, Jashin-chan. [04:08] Jashin     Minos?! [04:09] Minos     Never woulda thought we'd     run into you here in Obihiro. SIGN    We thought you ended up as crane food. [04:15] Jashin     I'll make you crane food! SIGN    Uemon's SIGN    Heart [04:19] Jashin     So... [04:21] Jashin     ...good! [04:23] Hirose     That there is honeyberry gelato. [04:26] Hirose     We've also got blueberry, plus other flavors     made with milk from this here ranch. [04:32] Jashin     Who's the old dude? [04:34] Minos     Don't be rude! He's the boss of Hirose Ranch! [04:37] Jashin     The only Hiroses I know are     Suzu and that 8-dan shogi player. SIGN    What about Kohmi? [04:42] Minos     We got referred here from      Osaka Farm in Kushiro. [04:45] Minos     I agreed to live and work     here over the summer. SIGN    I was brought to live and work here. [04:51] Minos     Beth is great at herding the cattle! [04:53] Minos     Hey, I know! Why don't you work      here too to pay off your debt? [04:57] Minos     Suzu's about to give birth,     so we could use the extra help. [05:01] Jashin     Suzu? [05:04] Minos     That's the mother cow's name. [05:06] Hirose     If you're in debt, why not work here? [05:08] Jashin     No thanks! I could work here for 66.6 billion     years and still not make enough to pay it off! [05:14] DevilA     Jashin-chan has been in debt     for exactly 100 days now. [05:18] DevilA     With interest, that means her     debt is up to 30 billion yen. [05:21] DevilA     Always plan your spending wisely. [05:24] Jashin     Working is for the informationally inept. SIGN    Clench [05:26] Jashin     What I'm after is a way to get rich quick! [05:29] Hirose     Yep. You're just like Minos-chan said. [05:32] Jashin     Well, I'm off to follow the scent of profit. [05:37] Minos     See ya. SIGN    Bye-bye! [05:44] Jashin     The scent of profit... SIGN    Tokachi     Specialty SIGN    A Marriage     of Adzuki     Bean Paste     and Butter SIGN    Tokachi     Specialty SIGN    A Marriage     of Adzuki     Bean Paste     and Butter [05:54] Jashin     An Obihiro specialty... Anbatasan, huh? SIGN    Tokachi     Specialty SIGN    A Marriage     of Adzuki     Bean Paste     and Butter SIGN    Tokachi     Specialty SIGN    A Marriage     of Adzuki     Bean Paste     and Butter [05:58] Jashin     Let's see. SIGN    Tokachi     Specialty SIGN    Tokachi     Specialty SIGN    Tokachi     Specialty SIGN    Tokachi     Specialty SIGN    Tokachi     Specialty [06:01] Jashin     This is... [06:02] Jashin     The adzuki bean paste's gentle flavor and the     butter's smooth flavor complement each other, [06:07] Jashin     creating what might even be     a brand-new "flavor friendship"! [06:10] Jashin     Truly delicious! [06:12] Jashin     This... could make money. [06:16] Jashin     Step right up, step right up! [06:19] Jashin     Try out this Obihiro specialty!     It's not Anbatasan, it's Kawabatasan! [06:23] Kawabata     H-Hi... [06:24] Jashin     Buy now for only 600 million yen! SIGN    Kawabata-san (not chicken skin and butter) [06:27] Jashin     Why won't it sell?! It's Kawabatasan! [06:30] Jashin     Wait, Kawabata-san? Who even are you? SIGN    Kawabata-san (not chicken skin and butter) SIGN    Kawabata-san (not chicken skin and butter) SIGN    Kawabata-san (not chicken skin and butter) SIGN    Kawabata-san (not chicken skin and butter) SIGN    Kawabata-san (not chicken skin and butter) [06:33] Kawabata     You're the one who brought me here! [06:35] Jashin     Shaddap! It's only because your name is— [06:40] Jashin     That smells good. [06:42] Jashin     It's definitely the scent of profit this time. SIGN    Pastry Shop SIGN    Cranberry SIGN    Pastry Shop SIGN    Cranberry SIGN    Pastry Shop SIGN    Cranberry SIGN    Pastry Shop SIGN    Cranberry SIGN    Pastry Shop SIGN    Cranberry [06:51] Jashin     This is good, too! [06:53] Jashin     What a fantastic presentation     of the unadulterated flavor [06:56] Jashin     and appearance of a whole sweet potato. [06:59] Jashin     I'll take 'em all! Put 'em on my tab! [07:02] Staff     C-Come again? [07:06] Jashin     Buy up all of a popular product     and resell at a higher price. [07:09] Jashin     Talk about riding the gravy train.      I've even got the potatoes. [07:12] Jashin     Come, tourists! There are     none of these left in the store! [07:15] Jashin     If you want to eat Obihiro's     famous sweet potatoes, [07:18] Jashin     you'll have to pay double...     no, six times the price! [07:22] Jashin     I know you're conflicted. [07:23] Jashin     And to me, that agony tastes oh so sweet! [07:26] Jashin     Keep wrestling with yourself! SIGN    Obihiro     Shrine SIGN    Obihiro     Shrine SIGN    Obihiro     Shrine SIGN    Obihiro     Shrine SIGN    Obihiro     Shrine [07:49] Jashin     I'm done reselling goods.     It requires capital. [07:52] Jashin     What's a business I don't have to fund? [07:58] Jashin     Catching a bunch of ever-popular     long-tailed tits and selling 'em! [08:01] Jashin     That's a 120% profit ratio! [08:03] Jashin     Hey! Hold up, you! [08:06] Jashin     Stupid birds! [08:10] Pekola     Ouch! That's dangerous, you know. [08:14] Pekola     Wait, you're... [08:15] Jashin     The angels! [08:18] Pekola     Honestly... [08:19] Pekola     What were you doing in     a holy place like this? [08:22] Pekola     The gods will punish you. [08:24] Jashin     Ha! If they want to punish me,      they can go ahead and try! [08:27] Lierre     Okay. [08:29] Jashin     You win. [08:30] Lierre     Good. I can let what you     did in Kushiro go now. [08:46] Lierre     I-It's not like I care about      fortunes or anything! [08:49] Jashin     Fortunes? I think I'll try my luck. [08:53] Lierre     W-Wait! I guess I could     join you, if you want! [08:59] Lierre     Great luck! [09:00] Poporon     I got great luck, too! [09:02] Pino     Naturally. [09:03] Pekola     Bad luck... [09:04] Pekola     What did you get? SIGN    Critical [09:08] Jashin     Critical. SIGN    Critical [09:10] Poporon     Critical? [09:11] Pekola     Are you going to die?! [09:12] Jashin     No. [09:16] Jashin     Anyway, what are you four doing in Obihiro? [09:21] Lierre     We got paid for our work harvesting     butterbur, so we're touring food— [09:26] Lierre     So we're touring power spots here in Obihiro. [09:30] Lierre     Obihiro Shrine is one of the top     power spots in Hokkaido, you know. [09:34] Lierre     When you do this, you can just     feel the power rising up from it! [09:38] Jashin     So what have you eaten? [09:40] Pekola     Well, we had anbatasan,     and the sweet potatoes... [09:43] Jashin     Ah, yes, both fine choices. [09:46] Pekola     And before we came here, [09:49] Pekola     we went to a bakery called Mugioto. [09:53] Jashin     Mugioto? SIGN    Our croquettes are made SIGN    with 100% Tokachi-raised SIGN    Potato and Beef [09:57] Pekola     The sound of seeds being sown,      the sound of them sprouting, [09:59] Pekola     the sound of the harvest,     the sound of the millstone grinding flour, [10:03] Pekola     the sound of bread baking... [10:05] Pekola     Mugioto is a store where you     can hear all of these sounds. [10:10] Pekola     So many types of bread made     with 100% Tokachi-made wheat... [10:13] Pekola     Bread made with salt from Tokachi, [10:15] Pekola     cornbread made with corn from Tokachi, [10:17] Pekola     Tokachi mushroom bread... [10:19] Pekola     Oh, just thinking of it makes Tokachi...     I mean, makes my mouth water! [10:23] Poporon     Sheesh, you're such a glutton, Pekola-sama. [10:27] Poporon     Though that fresh-baked     bread certainly was delicious. [10:29] Pino     I'd like to try making bread, too,     instead of just sweet small stuff. [10:33] Jashin     Pervert. [10:35] Lierre     Oh, it's almost our reservation time. [10:38] Lierre     Enough chatter. We need to go. [10:40] Jashin     Excuse me, Lierre-san. [10:42] Jashin     Where might you be headed next? [10:44] Lierre     Want to come with us? [10:46] Lierre     I'm willing to show God's     mercy to a pitiful devil. [10:51] Jashin     Are we there yet? [10:53] Lierre     Nearly. [10:54] Jashin     I'm exhausted! [10:56] Lierre     Almost there. [10:58] Lierre     We're here. [11:02] Jashin     That sure is one bald ! SIGN    Tempura and Local Cuisine SIGN    Hageten [11:06] Lierre     An Obihiro specialty: the pork bowl. [11:10] Lierre     Let's eat. [11:12] Three     Let's eat. [11:14] Lierre     It's so good! [11:16] Pekola     How blessed we are! [11:18] Poporon     How blessed our mouths are, you mean. [11:20] Pino     Delicious! [11:23] Jashin     That was tasty. [11:24] Shimizu     Hi there! I'm just a     passing Shimizu Hiroyasu! [11:28] Shimizu     Can't believe I ran into you guys here! [11:30] Shimizu     So how'd you like the pork bowls? [11:32] Jashin     Y-Yeah, they were amazing. [11:34] Shimizu     Good to hear! [11:36] Shimizu     By the way, have you     been to Ban'ei Tokachi yet? [11:39] Jashin     Ban'ei Tokachi? [11:40] Shimizu     The horse race track. [11:41] Jashin     Horse racing?! [11:42] Shimizu     Races there aren't like typical horse races. [11:44] Shimizu     The draft horse that bit you earlier,     Musashikoma, used to race there. [11:49] Shimizu     Oh, "draft horses" are     horses that pull carts or sleds. [11:49] Jashin     All right! Time to get rich quick     at the races and pay off my debt! [11:52] Shimizu     Unlike the typical— [11:54] Yurine     She's got us searching all over the place. [11:58] Yurine     Where the heck did she go? [12:02] Yurine     She's honestly such a headache. [12:04] Jashin     Indeed! SIGN    Dropkick on My Devil!!! X [12:09] Medusa     Um... [12:10] Yurine     Yes! [12:11] Yurine     Seriously, though, where'd     that Jashin-chan wander off to? SIGN    Dinos SIGN    Dinos SIGN    Obihiro SIGN    Obihiro SIGN    A Bench 400m Long [12:18] Jashin     I ate too much... [12:21] Jashin     Where's that race track, anyway? [12:26] Minos     These 100% beef Hamburg steaks made with     Toyonishi beef from Toyonishi Farm are great! SIGN    Please SIGN    Do not touch,     we are very fragile SIGN    Yep! [12:32] Minos     And this curry's loaded with     Toyonishi beef, too! It's awesome! SIGN    Yep! SIGN    Working sure makes you hungry, huh? SIGN     Toyonishi     Beef Curry SIGN     Toyonishi     Beef Curry [12:38] Minos     Yep! SIGN     Toyonishi     Beef Curry [12:39] Hirose     Hey! SIGN     Toyonishi     Beef Curry SIGN     Toyonishi     Beef Curry SIGN     Toyonishi     Beef Curry SIGN     Toyonishi     Beef Curry SIGN     Toyonishi     Beef Curry [12:40] Hirose     Suzu's about to have her baby. SIGN    Really?! SIGN    Next Race SIGN    Odds SIGN    Odds SIGN    Time SIGN    Ban'ei     Tokachi [13:03] DevilA     Ban'ei Tokachi is the only race     track of its kind in the world. [13:06] DevilA     In the days of Hokkaido's colonization,     draft horses worked on farms— [13:09] Shimizu     And here, those draft     horses pull heavy sleds. [13:12] Shimizu     These races test their     power, speed, and stamina! [13:15] Yusa     Anyone for gelato?     Get your Uemon's Heart gelato here! [13:20] Guy     Hey, I'll take one! [13:21] Yusa     Sure! [13:22] Guy     Mm, that's ice-cold! [13:25] Jashin     My "Get Rich Quick with Horses"     live show: Ban'ei Tokachi! [13:29] Jashin     I'm gonna turn my whole life around! [13:32] Jashin     All right! Go get 'em! [13:37] Jashin     Draft horses... [13:40] Jashin     pull heavy sleds... [13:43] Jashin     over barren wastelands... [13:51] Jashin     That horse... [13:54] Jashin     ...is me. [13:55] Jashin     While walking the     rigorous path that is life, [13:58] Jashin     even if you fall, and no     matter how many times... [13:59] Jashin     Get up! Get up! Get up! [14:02] Jashin     ...you get up and keep moving. [14:09] Jashin     That's right! You have to keep moving! [14:13] Jashin     You... [14:15] Jashin     ...are me! [14:16] Jashin     Go! SIGN    m 0 0 l 100 0 100 100 0 100 SIGN    Ban'ei Tokachi Races [14:23] Jashin     How the hell could you come dead last?! [14:25] Jashin     I bet on you to win that race!     What're you gonna do for me now?! SIGN    UGLY SIGN    Tokachimura SIGN    Tokachimura SIGN    Tokachimura SIGN    Tokachimura SIGN    Tokachimura [14:32] Jashin     I'm betting every yen     I have on the next race! [14:35] Jashin     Ban'ei Tokachi is a live     comeback show for horses! [14:38] Jashin     I'm gonna make a comeback, too! [14:40] Horse God     You want to make a comeback? [14:43] Jashin     Wh-What's that voice? [14:46] Horse God     You want money? [14:49] Jashin     Yes... [14:51] Horse God     Then, I will lend you my money...     I mean, my strength. [14:56] Jashin     Thank you, God! [15:03] Guys     Who's our draft horse?! Who's our     draft horse?! Who's our draft horse?! [15:08] Guys     The number one draft horse! [15:10] Guys     The strongest and fastest of them all! [15:12] Guys     Who's that horse?! [15:14] Jashin     Draft Horse Jashin-chan! [15:17] Jashin     It's me! [15:18] JockeyA     Huh? [15:23] Minos     Come on, girl! [15:26] Jashin     I am the strongest draft horse. [15:28] Jashin     I've bet all 5,000 yen I have     on my one-in-600-million odds. [15:32] Jashin     I'm gonna win this, no matter what! [15:34] Commentator     We had a bit of trouble getting     everyone to the starting gate, [15:37] Commentator     but it looks like we'll     be able to start the race. [15:39] Jashin     I won't just win this race! [15:41] Jashin     I will be victorious in     the race known as life! [15:48] Hirose     Ah, here we go. [15:49] Commentator     All the horses have left the gate. SIGN    Hang in there, Suzu! [15:53] Hirose     What? [15:53] Commentator     No. 3, Almond Almond, and No. 5,     Hokkenotio, are over the first obstacle. [15:59] Commentator     Right behind them is No. 4,     Draft Horse Jashin-chan. [16:02] Jashin     I won't give up! SIGN    Is she okay?! [16:06] Hirose     Nothin' to worry about. [16:08] Commentator     The riders are coming up     to the second obstacle. [16:10] Minos     Suzu! Hee, hee, hoo! Hee, hee... [16:14] Jashin     Hoo! [16:15] Commentator     The second obstacle is cleared     and the race is nearing its end. [16:18] Commentator     No. 3, Almond Almond,     remains in the lead, [16:21] Commentator     followed by No. 5, Hokkenotio. [16:23] Commentator     Close behind are No. 7,     Ahonen, and No. 8, Payanen. [16:27] Commentator     What's this? No. 4, Draft Horse     Jashin-chan, is coming up fast! [16:30] Commentator     She's right behind the leader now! [16:33] Commentator     The post is just up ahead!     Who will be first to pass it? [16:34] Hirose     Come on! [16:35] Commentator     Almond Almond! Draft Horse Jashin-chan! [16:37] Commentator     Almond Almond! Draft Horse     Jashin-chan! Almond Almond! [16:40] Minos     Suzu! [16:41] Minos     You're in the home stretch! [16:53] Minos     You did so well, Suzu! It's a girl! SIGN    Boss, do you have a name for the calf yet? [17:00] Hirose     Yeah. [17:03] Hirose     It's Alice. [17:10] Minos     Alice! [17:13] Minos     Thank you... for being born. [17:22] Commentator     Oh? Did Draft Horse Jashin-chan run     out of steam just before the finish line? [17:26] Commentator     She's stopped dead in her tracks. [17:27] Commentator     Passing her to finish first     is No. 3, Almond Almond. [17:30] Commentator     In second, No. 5, Hokkenotio. [17:40] Jashin     Flight makes right! [17:42] Commentator     What's this? Draft Horse Jashin-chan has     suddenly taken off in the wrong direction! [17:45] Jashin     Why?! Why?! Why?! [17:45] Commentator     She's abandoning the race and     running away! This is unprecedented! [17:49] Commentator     She just blasted through the     gate and exited the track! [17:52] Commentator     And there goes the watchtower, too! [17:55] Jashin     Why is this happening?! [17:59] Jashin     I was so close! I was so close     to getting three trillion... [18:05] Jashin     ...yen! [18:11] Jashin     I finally lost them. [18:13] Jashin     And ran here without     paying any attention... [18:15] Jashin     Where... am I? [18:20] Jashin     Is it Heaven? Did I die? [18:26] Jashin     The angels! [18:28] Jashin     So this really is Heaven? [18:29] Pekola     It's Manabe Garden. [18:31] Lierre     You were chased here     by debt collectors, right? SIGN    Manabe     Garden [18:34] Lierre     We're going camping. Want to come with us? [18:36] Lierre     Call it God's mercy. [18:37] Jashin     God! Buddha! Lierre-sama! SIGN    Shiriporori Campground SIGN    This Way SIGN    You are... SIGN    Wild      Rabbits [19:07] Minos     Oh, Jashin-chan? SIGN    Poporon-chan and the other angels, too! [19:11] Jashin     Hey, it's you two. [19:14] Minos     You guys camping, too? [19:15] Lierre     Yes. SIGN    It's my first time camping! SIGN    Let's have fun, Poporon-chan! [19:19] Poporon     Y-Yeah... [19:20] Minos     Barbecues, campfires...     This is gonna be a blast! [19:25] Jashin     Need some firewood?     Just 60,000 yen a bundle! [19:30] Yurine     I finally find you, and     you're doing what, exactly? [19:41] Jashin     Save me! [19:43] Jashin     Anyone! I'll even take     someone from Hell Financing! [19:46] Medusa     I'm so glad you're okay, Jashin-chan! [19:48] Jashin     How am I okay?! [19:49] DevilA     Campfires are actually prohibited here. [19:52] Jashin     That's not the problem! [19:54] Jashin     Whatever! I need to put the fire out! [19:56] Yur     Wait, stupid... [20:00] Jashin     Hot! Hot! Hot! Hot! [20:00] Yurine     There's no saving someone that dumb. [20:02] Jashin     My feet are on fire! [20:03] Medusa     J-Jashin-chan... [20:05] III     There she is! [20:07] III     It's Jashin-chan! [20:08] Jashin     Ack! They really showed up! [20:10] Jashin     I have to get away... But it's so hot... [20:13] Jashin     But I have to run... But it's hot... [20:15] Jashin     But... S-Someone... Help... Help... [20:19] III     Hold it! [20:19] Medusa     Jashin-chan! [20:23] Jashin     Why won't anyone... Why?! Why?! [20:26] Jashin     Why is this happening?! SIGN    Obihiro Arc SIGN    FIN [22:21] Jashin     That soaks into every fiber of my being! [22:25] Jashin     I wasn't able to make any money at all. [22:28] Jashin     In fact, I'm even deeper in debt. SIGN    Kohitsuji [22:35] Jashin     Yum! [22:43] Jashin     Basha Bar? [22:49] Jashin     That wasn't so bad. [22:55] Jashin     Time to say goodbye. [22:57] Jashin     So long, Obihiro! [23:10] Mei     I'm the supercop of the Banzaibashi     Police Department, Tachibana Mei! [23:15] Mei     The Shimabara Rebellion      was a major uprising [23:18] Mei     that occurred at Hara     Castle in Minamishimabara! SIGN    Hara Castle Ruins SIGN    Hara Castle Ruins [23:21] Mei     Next time on Dropkick     on My Devil!! X, episode 8: [23:24] Mei     "Riding a Dolphin Into Chaos." [23:26] Mei     Excitement and thrills      in Minamishimabara! [23:29] Mei     This all sounds very relatable!     Right, Orochimaru?! [23:34] Mei     L! O! V! E! Lovely Orochimaru! E8 - Riding a Dolphin Into Chaos Source: Crunchyroll Translator: Editor: Timer: QC: (Please feel free to edit the speaker names if incomplete or inaccurate. Names are handled on a best-effort basis depending on the info on the source file. Dialogue is left as is.) [00:09] Jashin     Where am I?! SIGN    Natural Monument SIGN    Sea     Fig     Tree SIGN    Cluster [01:42] Jashin     Natural Monument... Sea Fig Tree Cluster? [01:52] Kajiwara     The trees are probably about 300 years old. [01:55] Kajiwara     About twenty wild Japanese     sea fig trees grow here, [02:00] Kajiwara     Jashin-chan-kun. [02:03] Jashin     What a fine old tree. [02:04] Kajiwara     Hey! Stop that, Jashin-chan-kun! [02:07] Kajiwara     You're so rambunctious. [02:10] Kajiwara     Look into the tree cavity like this. [02:13] Jashin     Cavity? [02:16] Jashin     Wait, is this... [02:21] Jashin     A heart! [02:23] Kajiwara     Yes, in other words... [02:26] Kajiwara     Love. [02:31] Kajiwara     No matter what painful things     you go through, this land loves you. [02:36] Jashin     Love... [02:38] Jashin     Even for someone like me,     who's always on the run... [02:41] Kajiwara     "Live facing south." [02:43] Kajiwara     It's this town's catchphrase. [02:46] Kajiwara     Never look back. Face the sun like a     sunflower, and live a strong, sunny life. [02:53] Jashin     Like a sunflower... [02:55] Jashin     By the way, what town is this? [02:58] Jashin     Where are we? [02:59] Kajiwara     It's Minamishimabara      in Nagasaki Prefecture. [03:03] Kajiwara     Nagasaki?! [03:04] DevilA     Yes, this is Minamishimabara, on the southern      tip of the Shimabara Peninsula in Nagasaki. SIGN    Minamishimabara, Nagasaki [03:10] DevilA     It's a picturesque area with a rich history     and a population of about 450,000. [03:16] Jashin     I can't believe I drifted this far      from Musashikoma on a single kick. [03:21] Jashin     Still, changing the way I live now     won't change the fact that I'm in debt. [03:31] Lierre     No one's watching, right? [03:33] Lierre     Okay! [03:53] Jashin     What are you doing? [03:55] Lierre     Good. No safety issues. [03:58] Lierre     Safety checks are very important. [04:01] Lierre     Oh, you were here? [04:03] Jashin     Was that fun? [04:05] Lierre     Wh-What are you talking about?     I was just inspecting the facilities. SIGN    Smirk SIGN    Smirk SIGN    Smirk [04:11] Lierre     What are you doing in     Minamishimabara, anyway? [04:14] Jashin     What about you? Did you come to see me again? [04:18] Lierre     No, I'm here to see some old friends. [04:21] Jashin     Aw, you think that highly of me? SIGN    Orochimaru SIGN    Orochimaru SIGN    Orochimaru SIGN    Orochimaru SIGN    Orochimaru [04:30] Lierre     Why did you come with me? [04:32] Jashin     If we're here together anyway,     it's easier to travel together. [04:35] Captain     Jashin-chan-san, Lierre-san,     they're in sight now. [04:44] Lierre     Wow, wild dolphins! And so many of them! [04:49] Lierre     S-So cute! SIGN    Kuchinotsu Sightseeing Boat Tours SIGN    Dolphin SIGN    Watching [04:57] Lierre     That's so cool! [04:59] Jashin     Maybe I'm due for an image change... [05:02] Dolphin     You want to change? [05:04] Dolphin     You want to live a south-facing life? [05:07] Jashin     H-Huh? [05:09] Dolphin     Try landing one yourself! [05:12] Lierre     What's wrong? [05:16] Jashin     Devil Fusion! [05:20] Lierre     Wh-What's going on?! [05:23] Jashin     Dolphinkick on My Devil! [05:28] Tourist     Hey, I saw a dolphin jump over there! [05:31] Tourist     Aren't dolphins cute? [05:34] Lierre     Uh-huh. [05:35] Jashin     I'm cute, too. And cool. [05:38] Lierre     Not as much as dolphins, obviously. [05:41] Jashin     So were these dolphins the     old friends you came to see? [05:45] Lierre     Of course not. [05:47] Jashin     You just wanted to go dolphin-watching? [05:49] Lierre     No! This was just on the way! [05:53] Lierre     My friends can't be reached on foot. [05:57] Lierre     Would you give me a ride? [06:07] Lierre     Thank you. [06:10] Jashin     I could've given you a     ride if you'd just asked. [06:15] Lierre     Look, I can see them. [06:19] Jashin     Where are they? All I see are mountains. [06:23] Lierre     You're not human. Try opening     those supernatural eyes of yours. [06:34] Jashin     Eek! A giant! [06:37] Lierre     That's Misogoro. [06:38] Lierre     He loves miso, so in return for some, [06:41] Lierre     he clears paths through the     mountains and helps on farms. SIGN    Yushima [06:45] Lierre     It's said Goro was the one who made Yushima     Island, which has more cats than people. [06:53] Misogoro     Well, if it isn't Lierre-sama! [06:56] Misogoro     It's been centuries! [06:58] Lierre     Hi, Goro. How've you been? [07:00] Misogoro     Great. Glad to see you looking well, too. [07:05] Misogoro     Unusual to see you with a devil, though. [07:09] Misogoro     Pleased to meet you. [07:10] Jashin     Well, how kind of you... [07:13] Misogoro     My name is Misogoro. [07:17] Jashin     H-He's huge! [07:19] Jashin     Lierre has a giant like this on her side? [07:25] Jashin     Misogoro, I have nothing against you! [07:27] Jashin     But if you intend to stand in     the way of my south-facing life, [07:31] Jashin     you must die! SIGN    Not SIGN    Following [07:34] Jashin     Take this! [07:36] Jashin     Jashin-chan Dolphinkick! [07:40] Jashin     Ouch! [07:41] Misogoro     What was that? Did something just hit me? [07:45] Lierre     Don't worry about it. [07:50] Jashin     Francisco! [07:54] Jashin     Ow... [07:56] Jashin     What's this place? [08:03] Shiro     Who are you? [08:08] Shiro     This is a World Heritage Site,     a place recognized on a global level: [08:11] Shiro     the Hara Castle Ruins. SIGN    Hara Castle Ruins SIGN    Hara Castle Ruins [08:15] Jashin     Who are you three? [08:17] Shiro     I am Shiro. Amakusa Shiro. [08:20] Jashin     Shiro? Are you one of Lierre's friends, too? [08:25] Shiro     You know Lierre-sama? [08:32] Kid     Take that! [08:33] Miku     Oh, no! You got me! SIGN    ———————————— SIGN    Ayugaeri Falls [08:37] Kyon     Doesn't this feel great, Onee-chan? [08:40] Ran     The best. It's so nice and cool. [08:42] Yurine     Hey, you're all here. [08:44] Medusa     Hi. [08:45] Kyon     Aiya! Yurine-nee! [08:47] Ran     Medusa-chan! SIGN    Scoop*!* SIGN    Shimabara     Tenobe Somen [08:52] Kyon     Today, we're reporting on     a somen chute in Shimabara. [08:55] Kyon     Take a look! This is the somen that     comprises 30% of the market share in Japan: [09:00] Kyon     Shimabara Tenobe Somen! [09:02] Kyon     There are many theories about how     it got started, but most say islanders SIGN    Okayama SIGN    Hyogo SIGN    Kagawa [09:06] Kyon     from Shodo Island brought it with them to     Shimabara after the Shimabara Rebellion. SIGN    Okayama SIGN    Hyogo SIGN    Kagawa SIGN    Okayama SIGN    Kagawa [09:11] Kyon     The Shimabara Rebellion is also known     as the Shimabara-Amakusa Rebellion. [09:14] Yurine     They're really firm and tasty. [09:15] KyonRan     That concludes our on-the-scene report! [09:16] Medusa     I've never had somen like this before. [09:19] Yurine     This place is nice. Nature's all around us. [09:21] Ran     We were traveling around Japan     looking for delicious noodles. [09:25] Kyon     What are you two doing in Shimabara? [09:28] Medusa     We're looking for Jashin-chan. [09:31] Yurine     We followed the GPS tracker     I embedded in her a while ago. [09:36] Kyon     Oh... [09:37] Ran     Hey, want some more somen? [09:39] Yurine     Yeah. [09:40] Kyon     Hello! Seconds for six, please! [09:43] Ran     Bài tuō le! [09:45] Jashin     She looks just like Pekola. [09:48] Shiro     Who is this Pekola? [09:49] Jashin     And they're Poporon and Pino. [09:51] BigSis     What are you talking about? [09:54] BigSis     I'm Shiro-sama's older sister. [09:56] LilSis     And I'm Shiro-sama's younger sister. [09:58] Jashin     Are you sure you're not Pekola? [10:00] Shiro     Stop that! I'm just Shiro! [10:06] Jashin     It looks nothing like you. [10:07] Shiro     Isn't that true of most statues? [10:09] Jashin     Prove it, then. [10:12] Jashin     If you truly are Amakusa Shiro, [10:15] Jashin     can you walk across the sea? [10:17] Jashin     Show me one of your miracles. [10:20] Shiro     My powers cannot be used willy-nilly. [10:24] Jashin     You liar. [10:25] Shiro     How rude. I'll see that you     suffer divine punishment for that. [10:28] Jashin     The only suffering you can cause is diarrhea. [10:31] Jashin     Messiah! [10:33] Jashin     I-I'm sorry I doubted you. [10:35] Shiro     As long as you understand. [10:38] Shiro     Dangojima Island looks so green again today. [10:40] BigSis     Indeed. [10:41] LilSis     Apparently, it's known as      "Yushima Island" now. [10:44] BigSis     Takes you back to days long past, doesn't it? [10:47] Jashin     So are you, like, spirits     bound to this place or what? [10:50] Jashin     Is your grudge over the extermination of     your family keeping you from passing on? [10:56] Shiro     It's nothing like that. [10:58] Shiro     It's true that we led a rebellion because     we were fed up with overtaxation [11:03] Shiro     and religious oppression. [11:05] Shiro     Following the battle between Shimabara     and the Karatsu Domain, we were subjugated [11:09] Shiro     and lost our lives here. [11:12] Shiro     I'm sure human hearts would hold a grudge.     But when we died, we became martyrs. [11:20] Shiro     I'd say we were actually blessed. [11:22] Shiro     We transformed into barley. [11:25] Shiro     A single barley seed bound so many     fruits together through our deaths. [11:30] Shiro     We watched from Paradise as the     people learned to accept one another. [11:36] Shiro     Why would we bear a grudge against them? [11:39] Shiro     We came to Earth today to     fulfill plans to meet someone. [11:43] Jashin     Meet someone? [11:44] Shiro     Yes, Lierre-sama said     she was coming to visit. [11:47] Shiro     Come to think of it,     you mentioned Lierre-sama earlier. [11:50] Jashin     Oh, yeah, she was with me     until right before I got here. [11:53] Jashin     Lierre-san is... [11:54] Mei     Orochimaru! [11:56] Mei     I missed you! I missed you!      I missed you! I missed you so much! [12:02] Jashin     Mei?! [12:02] Mei     I can't believe I ran into you on my vacation! [12:04] Mei     I guess you really feel     the way I feel, Orochimaru! [12:08] Jashin     I do not! [12:09] Mei     Aw, you don't have to be shy! [12:12] Jashin     Someone save me! Please! [12:14] Shiro     U-Um... [12:15] BigSis     What shall we do? [12:16] LilSis     I'm not quite sure what's going on. [12:19] Jashin     Damn it! I don't care who helps me,      as long as someone does! [12:22] III     I heard her! [12:23] IV     This way! [12:24] III     There she is! It's Jashin-chan! [12:25] IV     We'll get her this time! [12:27] Jashin     Ack! Not you guys, though!     I take back what I said! [12:31] Shiro     This has grown more complicated... [12:33] Jashin     Mei! Those guys want to     take me away! Help me! [12:37] Mei     Orochimaru... [12:39] Mei     What? You need my help? [12:43] Jashin     That's right! [12:44] Jashin     I'm begging you, Mei! Help me! [12:49] Mei     Did you guys hear that?!     Orochimaru asked for my help! [12:55] Mei     The supercop of the     Banzaibashi Police Department, [12:58] Mei     Tachibana Mei, will protect Orochimaru! [13:00] IV     Whoa, watch it! [13:02] Mei     Don't move! I can't hit you! [13:04] III     H-Hang on! [13:07] IV     Withdraw for now! Call for backup! [13:09] III     Right! [13:11] Jashin     You saved me. [13:12] Shiro     Modern firearms can fire so     many shots in quick succession. [13:15] BigSis     I don't think that's right. [13:17] LilSis     You should return the money you borrowed. [13:20] Jashin     They'll be back for sure. [13:22] BigSis     Of course they will. You owe them money. [13:25] Jashin     Mei! You're the only one who can protect me! [13:29] Jashin     Please! Protect me...     Protect your Orochimaru! [13:33] Mei     Oh, say that again! [13:35] Jashin     Please! [13:38] Mei     Okay! I'll protect you     with everything I have! [13:42] Jashin     Thank you, Mei! [13:46] Shiro     What exactly are Shiro and     her sisters watching right now? [13:49] Mei     Shiro? [13:51] Mei     Shiro?! [13:52] Mei     Of course! The castle! [13:54] Mei     Not Hara Castle, but... SIGN    Castle SIGN    Castle SIGN    Hara SIGN    Hara SIGN    Natsuko (Miss) SIGN    Natsuko (Miss) [13:56] Mei     Miss Hara Natsuko! SIGN    Castle SIGN    Castle SIGN    Natsuko (Miss) SIGN    Natsuko (Miss) SIGN    Under SIGN    Under SIGN    Construction SIGN    Construction [13:59] Mei     Check this out! I'll get all      the cultists of the world SIGN    Southward [14:02] Mei     to gather at Hara Natsuko     Castle and keep them there! [14:05] LilSis     Just repay your debt. [14:07] MobA     I'm a cultist, but why am I here? [14:08] MobB     I'm a cultist, but... [14:08] MobC     I'm a cultist, but still... [14:10] MobD     I just want to support Per-chan. [14:11] MobG     My favorite's Yamada Marina-chan.     She's from Fukuoka. [14:12] MobE     Her actress is my favorite! [14:13] MobF     I'm a fan of Yusa Koji-sama. [14:15] DevilA     I heard that. [14:17] Chiba     Doesn't that girl look like Noel-chan? [14:19] Ozaki     She's a dead ringer for her! [14:21] Hashira     I'm so glad we came to Minamishimabara! [14:25] Mei     Yep! It looks great on you! [14:27] Jashin     You think so? [14:28] Mei     You're a savior now! [14:30] Jashin     A savior? [14:32] Shiro     Why did we get dragged into this? [14:35] LilSis     It's a terrible hassle. [14:37] Jashin     A savior... [14:38] Jashin     That's right! I'm the savior     who can save the heretics! [14:42] Jashin     Jashin-chan the Savior! [14:44] Mei     You go, Orochimaru! [14:45] LilSis     More like a devil king, I'd say... [14:47] Medusa     Jashin-chan! [14:52] Medusa     Stop running away from Hell Financing! [14:54] Medusa     You should do honest work to     repay your debt! Okay? [14:57] Misogoro     Gosh, what a nice castle. [15:01] Lierre     What's even going on here? [15:03] Mei     That's... [15:04] Mei     Monochrome! [15:05] Ran     Kyon-Kyon! [15:09] Kyon     Don't worry! I'll protect you, Onee-chan! [15:12] Jashin     Hear me, humans! [15:14] Jashin     I am Jashin-chan the Savior. [15:16] Jashin     I have descended to join my     cultists in rebuilding this world! [15:19] Jashin     I will be the god of a new world! [15:22] Medusa     You're a devil, though... [15:23] Yurine     Stop making trouble for     everyone and surrender already. [15:26] Jashin     Listen to me! [15:28] Jashin     This is a rebellion.      We're going to do everything over. [15:31] Jashin     Here at Hara Natsuko Castle,     I have risen to action! [15:34] Mei     And Monochrome is our emblem! [15:37] Ran     Huh?! What?! [15:38] Jashin     That's right! This is the     Minamishimabara Rebellion Ran-Ran! [15:43] Kyon     Onee-chan?! [15:46] Kyon     When did those humans do this?! [15:48] Jashin     See that? That's the power of my cultists! [15:51] Yurine     That's just kidnapping. SIGN    The Ran-Ran Rescue Squad SIGN    - SIGN    - SIGN    - SIGN    Kidnapping is a Crime [15:56] Yurine     I swear... You're not going to     understand until you get punished. [16:00] Lierre     I don't like fighting, but I'll back you up. [16:03] Kyon     Grr! Give Onee-chan back! [16:06] Medusa     G-Go easy on them, okay? [16:08] Medusa     Okay? Okay? [16:09] Yurine     I hope you're ready, Jashin-chan! [16:12] Jashin     Uh, where'd you just pull     that katana from, exactly? [16:15] Lierre     Let's go! [16:16] All     Yeah! [16:20] MobI     H-Here they come! [16:30] Jashin     Kyon-Kyon's gone berserk... [16:45] Jashin     Cultists shouldn't be letting     a god save them, damn it! [16:48] Jashin     I'll destroy all of them. [16:50] Jashin     Open the gunports! [16:54] Jashin     Fire! [17:01] Ozaki     Should we really be doing this? [17:03] Hashira     Yeah, what if someone gets hurt? [17:05] Chiba     No. [17:06] Chiba     There's no going back now. [17:08] Chiba     We have to do this for her sake... [17:11] Chiba     Yes! For the girl who     looks just like Noel-chan! SIGN    Doesn't Matter Who It Is Anymore [17:15] LilSis     They've damaged the castle walls. [17:15] BigSis     Who is Noel-san? [17:25] Three     Eek! [17:26] Yurine     I just cut something disgusting. [17:31] Jashin     The cannons... [17:33] Jashin     Yurine?! [17:35] Jashin     Tch, in that case... [17:38] Jashin     Shiro, you're going to be my barley. [17:42] Jashin     Move a muscle, and we're both     Paradise-bound! That what you want? [17:46] Yurine     So she knows she's losing. [17:49] Lierre     Paradise will never welcome a devil. [17:52] Lierre     This has turned into     quite the reunion, Shiro. [17:55] Shiro     Lierre-sama! [17:59] Jashin     M-My sword! [18:04] Ran     Kyon— [18:09] Jashin     Stopped it with her teeth. [18:10] Mei     Stopped it with her teeth. [18:17] Mei     Monochrome! [18:23] Ran     Kyon-Kyon, no! [18:24] Kyon     Huh? Onee-chan, when did you... [18:27] Jashin     She was just on a rampage,      oblivious to everything? [18:29] Yurine     Jashin-chan, just give it up. [18:34] Lierre     Accept your fate. [18:36] Jashin     Y-Yes, my situation does seem dire. [18:39] Jashin     But... [18:40] Jashin     But I still have one trick up my sleeve! [18:42] Jashin     Sorry, debt collectors! I'm making my escape! [18:45] Yurine     You just keep making the     same mistake over and over. [18:49] Jashin     Sacrifice yourself for me, Yurine! [18:51] Jashin     I'll escape to Hell, and the     slate will be wiped clean! [18:54] Jashin     This is what it means to "live facing south."     Right, old dude who appeared at the beginning? [18:59] Kajiwara     No, it's not. [19:00] Jashin     I'll kill Yurine, and my     mission will be complete! [19:15] Medusa     J-J-J-J-Jashin-chan! [19:18] Yurine     So, on that note... [19:20] Yurine     Everyone, to prove you're not cultists, step on      this image of the cult leader before you go. [19:26] Jashin     Watch where you're stepping, damn it! [19:28] MobJ     Ooh! Jashin-chan yelled at me! [19:31] MobK     I never would've thought we'd get     to step on the real Jashin-chan! [19:34] Jashin     I'm not an image!     I'm the real deal! Don't step on me! [19:37] MobL     Squee! [19:38] Lierre     Is this really proving anything? [19:38] MonM     I didn't get to step on her at the     bookstore in Jinbocho, so this is great! [19:39] Yurine     Ah, I'd say it's fine. [19:41] Medusa     Jashin-chan... [19:42] Mei     Orochimaru, look what's happened to you... [19:45] Misogoro     Hm? She's been stepped on so much,     she looks like some kind of dough. [19:49] Medusa     Huh? Dough? [19:51] MobN     That looks like it feels good! [19:51] Misogoro     We should have an artisan take a look at her. [19:55] Medusa     What do you think? [19:56] Nouchi     This is some nice dough. Let's use it. [19:59] Jashin     Huh? [20:00] Nouchi     We start by rolling it flat. [20:03] Nouchi     Once stretched thin, we hang them up,      and once they've matured... [20:07] Nouchi     We pull them apart, hang them up      in banners to dry, and then... [20:12] Nouchi     The Jashin-chan somen is complete. [20:14] Jashin     Wait, how'd this even happen?! [20:16] Nouchi     When boiling them, keep an eye on the time. [20:18] Nouchi     Avoid adding more water, but adjust the     heat slightly to make them taste better. [20:23] All     They look tasty! [20:24] Jashin     Nothing about this looks tasty! [20:26] Medusa     Jashin-chan... [20:26] Mei     Orochimaru will become part of     my body and live with me forever! [20:27] Shiro     Delicious! [20:28] BigSis     It truly is. [20:29] LilSis     Yes. [20:30] KyonRan     Hao chi! [20:31] Jashin     Stop eating me! [20:33] Yurine     Minamishimabara sure is a nice place. [20:40] Jashin     That was traumatic. [20:42] Jashin     They could make a movie out     of my escape from Mei's stomach. [20:42] Medusa     Jashin-chan, why don't you     give up and just work? I'll help you. [20:48] Jashin     To work is to lose! I've made up my mind! [20:51] Jashin     I'll never look back. I'm going to     live facing south, like a sunflower. [20:56] Jashin     Minamishimabara taught me that. [20:59] Yurine     You couldn't have     distorted that lesson more. [21:01] I     Listen, Jashin-chan-kun... [21:05] II     Would you just let us catch you already? [21:13] III     She ran off! [21:15] III     But that way leads to the ocean! [21:16] IV     There's nowhere to run! [21:17] 1234     What?! [21:19] I     She's running across the water! [21:20] II     Like Amakusa Shiro! [21:22] Yurine     Hey! Why are you taking us with you? [21:24] Medusa     Jashin-chan? [21:25] Jashin     I won't run anymore! I won't look back!      I won't get caught, and I won't work, either! [21:29] Jashin     I'll get away from these guys for good! [21:33] Jashin     Live facing south! [21:35] Medusa     But you're heading west! [23:10] Medusa     Hi! It's Medusa! [23:12] Medusa     This lavender field is beautiful!     Purple as far as the eye can see! [23:17] Medusa     Next time on Dropkick     on My Devil!! X, episode 9: [23:21] Medusa     "Lavender-Colored Eyes     Misting Over in Furano." [23:24] Medusa     What? It's the same color     as my eyes, you say? [23:27] Medusa     Come and take a closer look. [23:30] Medusa     You all just turned to ash! [23:33] Medusa     You want to know why I'm so excited? [23:35] Medusa     You'll have to wait until     next week to find out! E9 - Lavender-Colored Eyes Misting Over in Furano Source: Crunchyroll Translator: Editor: Timer: QC: (Please feel free to edit the speaker names if incomplete or inaccurate. Names are handled on a best-effort basis depending on the info on the source file. Dialogue is left as is.) [00:03] Yurine     I never would've guessed we'd be going     back to Hokkaido in a hot air balloon. [00:08] Jashin     What a nice view. [00:11] Medusa     Let's do honest work to     to repay your debt, okay? [01:51] DevilA     In Furano City nao! SIGN    Furano, Hokkaido [01:54] DevilA     This is Furano, a city in the middle of     Hokkaido with a population of about 200,000. SIGN    Spring [02:02] DevilA     It's beautiful in all four seasons. SIGN    Summer SIGN    Autumn [02:07] DevilA     Each season paints the     city in its own colors. SIGN    Winter [02:11] DevilA     You could call it "the color of the north." SIGN    The SIGN    The SIGN    of the North SIGN    of the North [02:20] Medusa     Doesn't this clear, fresh air     feel great, Jashin-chan? [02:23] Jashin     There are so many shops     in the middle of the forest. [02:29] Medusa     Wow, these trinkets are so cute! [02:31] Medusa     Are they handmade? [02:33] Medusa     Hey, why don't we open our own shop here? [02:36] Jashin     Our own shop? [02:37] Medusa     You could bake cakes and     other sweets, and I could sell them. [02:42] Medusa     If we keep up that kind of work     until your debt is repaid... [02:46] Medusa     That's it! Work with me, Jashin-chan! [02:49] Medusa     We might have your debt     paid off in 600 million years! [02:52] Jashin     Wow. The birds are singing. [02:55] Medusa     Jashin-chan? [02:56] Yurine     Stop running from reality. [02:58] Yurine     If you don't repay your debt,     even a little at a time, it won't go away. [03:02] Jashin     Even if I do work, I can never repay it. [03:06] Yurine     Huh? [03:07] Jashin     The thing is, I borrowed it at a compound     interest rate of 100% every ten days.[ [03:11] Yurine     What?! [03:11] Yurine     You seriously borrowed 30 million yen      at an interest rate like that?! [03:15] Medusa     That's an annual rate of about 970%... [03:18] Medusa     And if a whole year goes by... [03:20] DevilA     Open the price! [03:22] DevilA     Ones, tens, hundreds, thousands, ten thousands,     hundred thousands, millions, ten millions,     hundred millions, billions, ten billions,     hundred billions, trillions,     ten trillions, hundred trillions,     quadrillions, ten quadrillions,     hundred quadrillions, quintillions! SIGN    Yen [03:24] DevilA     Ones, tens, hundreds, thousands, ten thousands,     hundred thousands, millions, ten millions,     hundred millions, billions, ten billions,     hundred billions, trillions,     ten trillions, hundred trillions,     quadrillions, ten quadrillions,     hundred quadrillions, quintillions! SIGN    Yen SIGN    Yen [03:26] DevilA     Ones, tens, hundreds, thousands, ten thousands,     hundred thousands, millions, ten millions,     hundred millions, billions, ten billions,     hundred billions, trillions,     ten trillions, hundred trillions,     quadrillions, ten quadrillions,     hundred quadrillions, quintillions! SIGN    Yen [03:26] DevilA     Ones, tens, hundreds, thousands, ten thousands,     hundred thousands, millions, ten millions,     hundred millions, billions, ten billions,     hundred billions, trillions,     ten trillions, hundred trillions,     quadrillions, ten quadrillions,     hundred quadrillions, quintillions! [03:27] DevilA     Ones, tens, hundreds, thousands, ten thousands,     hundred thousands, millions, ten millions,     hundred millions, billions, ten billions,     hundred billions, trillions,     ten trillions, hundred trillions,     quadrillions, ten quadrillions,     hundred quadrillions, quintillions! [03:27] DevilA     Ones, tens, hundreds, thousands, ten thousands,     hundred thousands, millions, ten millions,     hundred millions, billions, ten billions,     hundred billions, trillions,     ten trillions, hundred trillions,     quadrillions, ten quadrillions,     hundred quadrillions, quintillions! SIGN    Yen [03:27] Medusa     Three quintillion... SIGN    Yen [03:28] Medusa     Three quintillion... [03:30] Yurine     That would cover Japan's     national budget for 30,000 years. [03:33] Jashin     Medusa! [03:34] Jashin     My ATM! Use your entire     savings to pay it back! [03:38] Medusa     Th-That's impossible! My entire savings     wouldn't even shave off a zero! [03:42] Jashin     An ATM should be able to     spit out money infinitely! [03:44] Yurine     You know that's not how it works. [03:47] Medusa     Her debt will just keep growing and growing. [03:51] Medusa     Even with our long life spans, [03:54] Medusa     we can never pay it back. [04:00] Jashin     Medusa! [04:03] Medusa     Fine. [04:05] Jashin     Medusa? [04:10] Medusa     Let's sell some organs. [04:12] Medusa     Don't worry! I'll sell mine along with you. [04:16] Jashin     Huh? Wh-What are you saying? [04:19] Medusa     We may have been born on different days, [04:23] Medusa     but we'll be together at the end. [04:26] Yurine     It's like the Oath of the Peach Garden. [04:28] Medusa     No. [04:31] Medusa     This is... [04:35] Medusa     ...the Oath of Ningle Terrace! [04:38] Jashin     Huh?! This is... [04:40] Jashin     The form that surpasses Politely     Speaking Medusa in pure outrage, [04:43] Jashin     the rarest form of all, which I've     only seen once, 6,666 years ago... [04:48] Jashin     Medusa High! [04:50] Yurine     Medusa High? [04:52] Jashin     It's short for Medusa in     Exceptionally High Spirits! [04:55] Medusa     So that's settled! [04:56] Medusa     All that's left for us to do is spend     our final days having a blast in Furano! [04:58] Jashin     Whoa, wait! [05:02] Medusa     Furano, let's go! [05:05] Yurine     Medusa High is a riot. SIGN    Devil Fighters SIGN    m 50 0 b 100 0 100 100 50 100 b 0 100 0 0 50 0 SIGN    Ja-Shin-Oh SIGN    Devil Fighters SIGN    m 50 0 b 100 0 100 100 50 100 b 0 100 0 0 50 0 SIGN    Jashin King SIGN    Devil Fighters SIGN    m 50 0 b 100 0 100 100 50 100 b 0 100 0 0 50 0 SIGN    Jashin King SIGN    Devil Fighters SIGN    m 50 0 b 100 0 100 100 50 100 b 0 100 0 0 50 0 SIGN    Jashin King SIGN    Jashin King SIGN    Devil Fighters SIGN    m 50 0 b 100 0 100 100 50 100 b 0 100 0 0 50 0 SIGN    m 50 0 b 100 0 100 100 50 100 b 0 100 0 0 50 0 SIGN    Jashin King SIGN    Devil Fighters SIGN    m 0 0 l 100 0 100 100 0 100 SIGN    Medusa High SIGN    m 50 0 b 100 0 100 100 50 100 b 0 100 0 0 50 0 SIGN    Light SIGN    m 0 0 l 100 0 100 100 0 100 SIGN    The rarest and craziest card of all, unseen for      the past 6,666 years!!! "Let's all be happy☆彡" SIGN    Attack SIGN    Defense [05:09] Medusa     It's always my turn! SIGN    Furano Cheese Factory [05:14] Medusa     Yurine-san, take our picture! [05:16] Medusa     Come on, Jashin-chan, pose with me! [05:19] Jashin     A picture? Are you— [05:21] Jashin     Wha... Hey... [05:29] Jashin     Let's get fired up! [05:31] Medusa     Hype! [05:32] Yurine     Now Jashin-chan's "high," too. [05:35] Medusa     Let's use this picture at our funeral! [05:37] Jashin     Yay! [05:39] Yurine     Okay, say cheese. [05:40] Goto     Whoo! Who wants pizza baked in a pizza     oven imported straight from Napoli? [05:45] Goto     The Furano Cheese Special! [05:47] Medusa     Cheese Special? SIGN    Goto [05:49] Goto     It's a five-cheese pizza with wine cheddar,     white, maison de biere, sepia, and mozzarella! [05:57] Both     Wow! [05:59] Yurine     Even the guy working here is pretty high. [06:02] Yurine     I guess looking into Medusa High's     eyes doesn't cause petrification. [06:05] DevilA     By the way, the bracelet     on Yurine's left wrist [06:08] DevilA     also protects her from     Medusa High's influence. [06:13] Jashin     Super tasty! [06:16] Jashin     The five types of cheese are creating     an exquisite harmony in my mouth! [06:21] Medusa     Jeez, you've got cheese on your cheek. [06:24] Medusa     Lick. [06:25] Jashin     Oh, Medusa! [06:27] Yurine     What are you, newlyweds? [06:29] Medusa     Thank you, cows of the world! [06:31] Jashin     Power to the moo! [06:36] DevilA     This is Furano Marche. [06:39] DevilA     Just about any Furano souvenir     you could want is here. [06:45] Medusa     This looks tasty, too! [06:47] Medusa     Oh, and this! [06:49] Medusa     Jashin-chan, let's buy that, too! [06:51] Jashin     They all look delicious! [06:53] Jashin     Medusa! Buy that, too! [06:55] Medusa     Excuse me! We'd like all     the snacks on this shelf! [06:59] Medusa     Let's take lots of Furano     souvenirs with us to Hell! [07:03] Jashin     Yeah! [07:07] Medusa     We bought so many. [07:08] Jashin     Yep. [07:10] Medusa     Oh! Look, Jashin-chan! SIGN    Suzuran SIGN    Street [07:14] Both     Suzuran Street! [07:16] Jashin     What?! So this is actually     Jinbocho instead of Furano?! [07:20] Yurine     You know it's not. [07:22] Medusa     I guess Furano has a Suzuran Street, too! [07:25] Yurine     It makes me feel like there's     a connection to Jinbocho. [07:27] Medusa     It's a miracle! [07:29] Medusa     Just like how Jashin-chan     and I met in this big world! [07:32] Jashin     Medusa! [07:34] Medusa     Jashin-chan! [07:36] Both     Lovey-love! Lovey-love! [07:40] Medusa     I think there's something over there     that'll remind us of Jinbocho, too! SIGN    Fubuki     (Plain) SIGN    Cream and jam sandwiched     between bouchée pastry,     creating a look reminiscent     of the vast snowfields     of the north. SIGN    Fubuki     (Plain) SIGN    Cream and jam sandwiched     between bouchée pastry,     creating a look reminiscent     of the vast snowfields     of the north. [07:48] Jashin     Hey! Isn't this Fresh Moon?! [07:51] Medusa     It looks just like it! [07:52] Jashin     So this really is Jinbocho?! [07:54] Yurine     Again, it's not. [07:56] Worker     There's a side of Furano     I wanna tell ya about! [07:58] Worker     This is called "Fubuki." [08:00] Worker     It's a bouchée pastry that's     as thick and fluffy as snow, [08:04] Worker     but check this out!     It's got jam in the middle! [08:06] Yurine     So there's another pastry     similar to Fresh Moon. [08:10] Yurine     This makes me feel a     connection to Jinbocho, too. [08:12] Medusa     Yeah! It really is fate! [08:15] Yurine     And these say "Furano Yukidoke Cheesecake." [08:18] Yurine     They all look delicious. SIGN    Bellybutton     Manju SIGN    (Coarse Red Bean Paste) [08:22] Jashin     What's this? [08:24] Jashin     Bellybutton Manju? Why "Bellybutton"? [08:28] Worker     There's a side of Furano     I wanna tell ya about! [08:30] Worker     Next to the nearby Zunashi     River is Hokushin Shrine, [08:33] Worker     also known as the Bellybutton Shrine! [08:36] Worker     You should go check it out! [08:37] Jashin     So I'll find out if I go there?! SIGN    m 0 0 l 100 0 100 100 0 100 SIGN    Hokushin Shrine [08:47] Jashin     This Bellybutton Manju is tasty. [08:51] Yurine     So this is the Zunashi River, huh? [08:53] Yurine     Apparently, nobody knows      where its source is. [08:58] Jashin     Wow, really? [09:00] Jashin     How very educational! [09:03] Jashin     So why are this manju and the shrine     called "Bellybutton," anyway? [09:06] Medusa     There! Done! [09:08] Jashin     What's done? SIGN    I pray Jashin-chan's     and my organs sell     for a high price ☆          Medusa [09:10] Jashin     "I pray Jashin-chan's and my organs     sell for a high price. Medusa." [09:15] Medusa     Let's sell our organs together! [09:18] Jashin     Let's! [09:21] Yurine     "The Bellybutton Bond Stone." [09:24] Yurine     "If two people join hands through the hole,      their bond will grow deeper," it says. [09:30] Yurine     Why don't you two try it? [09:32] Medusa     Let's do it! [09:32] Jashin     Let's deepen our bond! [09:36] Medusa     Ready? Reach your hand out! [09:38] Jashin     Okay! [09:42] Medusa     Jashin-chan! [09:43] Jashin     Medusa! [09:48] Medusa     Now our bond is even deeper! [09:52] Jashin     It's even deeper than Hell! [09:55] Medusa     Jashin-chan! [09:57] Jashin     Medusa! [09:58] Medusa     Jashin-chan! [09:59] Jashin     Medusa! [10:00] Medusa     Jashin-chan! [10:02] Yurine     Although... [10:02] Jashin     Me-du-sa! [10:02] Yurine     I feel like touching that stone     and getting rid of Jashin-chan [10:03] Medusa     Jashin-chan! [10:04] Jashin     Medusa! [10:05] Medusa     Jashin-chan! SIGN    Separation Stone [10:06] Jashin     Medusa! [10:06] ---     would benefit Medusa     a lot more, personally. [10:07] Medusa     Jashin-chan! [10:08] Jashin     Medusa! [10:11] Medusa     Jashin-chan! Do you hear music? [10:15] Jashin     I do! I heard "bellybutton" again! [10:19] Medusa     Jashin-chan, let's go dance! [10:20] Jashin     Might as well dance, as they say! [10:22] Both     Yay! [10:26] Medusa     As long as we're dancing,     we should get everyone to join us! [10:29] Medusa     Hey, everyone! [10:31] Medusa     Come on over! [10:36] All     Yay! [10:41] Passersby     Yay! [10:43] All     Yay! [10:46] DevilA     Since Medusa High passed her powers      to Jashin-chan and the others, [10:49] DevilA     they got everyone in the town hyped up, [10:51] DevilA     and just like that, the Hokkai     Bellybutton Festival took off! [10:55] Yurine     Anything goes in this anime, huh? SIGN    ° The Hokkai Bellybutton Festival is held August 28th-29th. [11:07] DevilA     And this is the Wine Fountain     located near Furano Station. [11:12] DevilA     This is water. SIGN    Clink SIGN    Suddenly SIGN    With Thanks for     the Earth's Blessings SIGN    With Thanks for     the Earth's Blessings SIGN    With Thanks for     the Earth's Blessings SIGN    Furano Wine Grape Factory SIGN    Furano Wine Grape Factory [11:16] Yurine     The Medusa High effect just     kicked off yet another festival. SIGN    ° The Furano Wine Grape Festival is held      in early September. [11:21] Minos     Hey, look! [11:22] Pekola     They're trampling grapes! [11:24] Poporon     That's how they make the wine! [11:26] Pino     Looks fun! [11:27] Lierre     Okay! We'll go do that, too! SIGN    Oh! I wanna do it, too! SIGN    Rich and     Nourishing SIGN    Rich and     Nourishing [11:47] Lierre     This is pretty fun! SIGN    It feels funny! [11:50] Minos     I'm gonna trample and trample     and trample some more! [11:52] Poporon     I've never done anything like this before! [11:55] Pekola     It feels so nice and cool on my feet! [11:57] Pino     I hope it'll become delicious wine! [11:59] Jashin     Trample with us, Yurine! [12:02] Medusa     My heart is leaping! [12:04] Yurine     Are you allowed to say that? [12:06] Miku     There! There! [12:07] Miku     Get all Miku-Miku'd up! [12:09] Jashin     You're pretty good at this! [12:12] Miku     You're not so bad yourself! [12:13] Pino     This is making me want to drink some wine! [12:17] Medusa     Then, let's go drink some later! It's on me! [12:20] All     Yay! [12:23] DevilA     To be continued in the second half. [12:31] Medusa     Look at all these barrels! [12:33] Medusa     And they're all full of wine! [12:36] Pino     There are so many     different varieties of wine. [12:39] Lierre     So they let it age for years,      sometimes even decades, huh? [12:43] Lierre     That takes a lot of patience for humans,      considering their short lifespans. [12:47] Jashin     I can feel the history in here! SIGN    It smells so nice! [12:51] Minos     Hey, now. You need to wait     until you're an adult, Per-chan. SIGN    Aw. [12:56] Winery Guy     Feel free to taste as many as you like! [12:59] Winery Guy     Open! [13:02] Jashin     Renaissance! [13:04] Medusa     Passion! [13:05] Jashin     What a nice, full flavor! [13:07] Pekola     And so many varieties!     So much to be thankful for! SIGN    This grape juice is yummy, too! [13:13] Lierre     Indeed, the cider is delicious, too. [13:16] Pino     Lierre-sama... [13:17] Lierre     What's gotten into you? [13:18] Pino     You came down from Heaven to eliminate us... [13:23] Pino     So I'll kill you before you can kill us! [13:26] Lierre     Hey! Stop that! [13:28] Pino     Drop in there already! [13:32] Lierre     Hey, all of you! Stop laughing and help me! [13:38] Minos     Gotta age her well! [13:39] Pekola     Stop, Pino! SIGN    Another Bad Drunk [13:45] Jashin     Huh? [13:45] DevilA     Just then, possibly because     she drank the wine, [13:49] DevilA     Jashin-chan shook off the     effects of Medusa High! [13:52] Jashin     Medusa... [13:54] Jashin     She's really enjoying this... [13:57] Jashin     Can I really make her sell her organs for     my sake when she's having so much fun? [14:03] Jashin     No, I can't! [14:05] Jashin     When every day is this fun,     I can't just let that end! [14:09] Jashin     I take it all back! [14:12] Minos     What're you shouting about? [14:14] Jashin     I take back what I said     about selling my organs. [14:17] Jashin     And I take back what I said     about never working again. [14:21] Jashin     I'll work, work, and work some     more, right here in Furano, [14:25] Jashin     and I'll repay my debt myself. [14:28] Jashin     Medusa, I won't make you sad anymore! [14:34] Medusa     Jashin-chan... SIGN    You still haven't paid off Jashin-chan's debt? [14:39] Yurine     It's not that we haven't.     It's just so bloated that we literally can't. [14:49] Jashin     I'll work at Yoshida Farm! [14:51] Jashin     Here you go! Your Furano Dream! [14:55] All     Let's eat! [14:56] Jashin     Enjoy. [14:58] Jashin     I'll memorize all the     varieties of melon in Furano! [15:01] Jashin     King Ruby! Felice! [15:03] Jashin     Rupiah Red! Tiara! [15:04] Jashin     King Ruby! Felice! [15:06] Jashin     Rupiah Red! Tiara! [15:07] Jashin     Perfect! SIGN    Furano Dream [15:11] Jashin     I'm tired of this. [15:16] Jashin     I'm just inherently     incompatible with working. [15:19] Jashin     My cells are designed to not have to work. [15:25] Jashin     What if I drew my face on this melon? [15:31] Jashin     I think I might see a way     out of repaying my debt! [15:34] Jashin     Let's get merchandising! [15:37] Melon     You desire the power of melons? [15:40] Jashin     That voice... [15:41] Melon     Then... you shall have it! [15:47] Jashin     Devil Fusion! SIGN    On the Scene SIGN    On the Scene [15:50] Jashin     I'm Muskmelon Jashin-chan! [15:53] Jashin     Now, step right up, ladies and gentlemen! SIGN    Jashin-chan Melon Expo [15:55] Jashin     You can't buy these Jashin-chan     Melons anywhere else! [15:58] Jashin     Buy now for a special bargain rate     of 60,000—no, 6,660,000 yen each! [16:03] Jashin     Come on! Buy, buy, buy! It's a steal! [16:07] Jashin     I couldn't sell a single one. [16:10] Jashin     I guess no one's gonna buy a     melon for 6,660,000 yen, huh? SIGN    This is the Sorachi River SIGN    This is the Sorachi River SIGN    This is the Sorachi River [16:18] Jashin     Sorachi? SIGN    This is the Sorachi River [16:19] Jashin     Rats! If that major publisher, the     Hitotsubashi Group, was publishing my manga, [16:24] Jashin     maybe I could've benefited     from the Sorachi name, too! SIGN    Jatama [16:29] Jashin     What am I supposed to do? [16:33] Jashin     I guess all I can do is float      aimlessly around Furano. [16:37] Jashin     Floating, floating... Floating around Furano... [16:49] Jashin     What beautiful scenery. [16:52] Jashin     And this jam made by that old lady      that I bought near here... [16:56] Jashin     Putting it on a red bean bun gives     me a hundred times the energy. [17:02] Jashin     Goro's Stone House... [17:05] Jashin     Is that "Goro" as in "Misogoro"? [17:12] Jashin     They're as beautiful as Hell. SIGN    Hokkaido     Bellybutton     Festival SIGN    The     Bellybutton     of Hokkaido          Furano     City SIGN    This is the     center of     Hokkaido SIGN    Hokkaido     Central     Mark [17:20] Jashin     Hokkaido Central Mark... [17:24] Jashin     Is this the center of Hokkaido? [17:26] Statue     Exactly, button! [17:29] Statue     It's on the Furano Elementary School     grounds, and it's officially called: [17:32] Statue     the "Hokkaido Central Latitude     and Longitude Survey Marker." [17:36] Statue     It's dedicated cultural property, button! [17:39] Statue     Starting in the year Taisho 3, [17:41] Statue     a professor from what was then the Kyoto     Imperial University spent two years here, [17:47] Statue     measuring the Earth's latitude     and longitude, as well as its gravity. [17:51] Statue     The marker was erected     in commemoration, button! [17:53] Jashin     Oh, really? [17:54] Jashin     Thanks, fake statue. [17:56] Statue     Don't call me fake, button! [17:58] Jashin     So this "bellybutton" stuff is because     this is the center of Hokkaido, huh? [18:03] Jashin     Bellybuttons guided me on this trip     to Furano. I almost feel a connection. [18:07] Jashin     I wasn't just floating aimlessly after all. [18:11] III     That's right. [18:12] III     And you haven't forgotten     your connection to us, right? [18:22] Jashin     No! I don't want to sell my organs! [18:26] Medusa     You're garbage. [18:27] Medusa     What were you doing wandering     around? You did no work at all. [18:31] Jashin     Please help me! Forgive me! [18:34] Yurine     Medusa High is gone.     She's in pissed mode now. SIGN    I can't blame her. [18:40] Medusa     I've run out of patience with you.     I can't put up with you anymore. [18:44] Jashin     Medusa! [18:44] Lierre     You made your own bed. [18:46] Poporon     Honestly... [18:46] Jashin     No! I don't want to die! Help me! [18:50] III     Well, we'll be taking Jashin-chan now. [18:53] Yurine     She's all yours. [18:54] IV     Hell has more supply than demand for organs,     so we'll make Jashin-chan work [18:59] IV     for 66.6 billion years in the underground     empire until she pays off her debt. SIGN    Psst... SIGN    Psst... SIGN    Psst... SIGN    Psst... [19:04] Medusa     Work hard underground and     think about what you've done. [19:07] Jashin     Save me! [19:08] Minos     Wait just a minute! SIGN    Virtue SIGN    Virtue [19:11] Uozumi     Little lady, you run too fast.     Gimme a minute to rest. SIGN    Virtue [19:15] Jashin     Minos and Uozumi of the Matsuya Family?! SIGN    Virtue [19:18] Minos     My dad talked to the     higher-ups at Hell Financing. [19:22] III     Your dad? [19:23] Uozumi     He's the head of the Matsuya Family. [19:28] Uozumi     The little lady here is the boss's daughter. [19:31] Minos     The compound interest on the money     Jashin-chan borrowed is way too excessive, [19:36] Minos     so he got them to agree to let her     pay back only what she borrowed, [19:39] Minos     interest-free, over a period of 666 years. SIGN    Good     Faith [19:42] III & IV     Huh? [19:43] (Flashback) Voice     Okay! [19:46] Uozumi     If the fish is kind to the water,     the water is kind to the fish. [19:50] Uozumi     In return, you guys will be     doing our work from now on. [19:54] IV     Oh, right. I can accept that. [19:58] III     Okay, then, you're gonna     spend the next 666 years [20:02] III     earning 3,750 yen each month to     pay off your debt. You got that? [20:06] Jashin     Y-Yes, sir! Understood! [20:10] Jashin     I'm saved! [20:11] Jashin     3,750 yen a month isn't much different     from my monthly smartphone bill! [20:16] Jashin     I'm free now! [20:17] Yurine     Sheesh. [20:18] Minos     Sorry to put you through     all that work, Lieutenant. [20:21] Uozumi     Not at all. I'm here to do     anything you ask, little lady. [20:24] Yurine     Minos's dad is a family boss? Wait, then... [20:29] Uozumi     Oh, we're in the construction business.     One of the biggest and oldest in Hell. [20:34] Yurine     And it's not just a front? [20:36] Uozumi     We're a construction business. [20:38] Medusa     Well, everyone, let's go back to Jinbocho. [20:40] Pekola     Yes, let's go home. [20:43] Pekola     I have my work, after all. [20:45] Pino     I'd love to come to Hokkaido again. [20:46] Poporon     Me, too. [20:47] Lierre     We'll come back to check out all     the best foods—I mean, power spots! [20:51] Yurine     It was a nice trip. [20:53] Jashin     Hey! SIGN    Working at the farm was so much fun! [20:54] Jashin     Hey! Untie me! [20:57] Minos     We gotta come visit the cattle again! [20:59] Jashin     Hey... Hey... [21:02] Jashin     Hey! [21:05] DevilA     And so, Jashin-chan was     left behind in Furano. [21:12] DevilA     But! [21:17] Jashin     Powder snow is the best! [21:19] DevilA     She took the opportunity to     enjoy Furano to the fullest! [21:23] DevilA     Chan-cha— [21:25] Jashin     Hey, I remember you. [21:27] Miku     Jashin-chan, let's sing together. [21:31] Both     I'll get you all... [21:35] Miku     ...Miku-Miku'd up! [21:35] Jashin     ...Jashi-Jashi'd up! [22:57] Jashin     That was super fun! Let's have tea     later with some sweets I made! [23:02] Miku     Yay! SIGN    m 0 0 l 124 0 l 124 3 l 127 3 l 127 68 l 124 68 l 124 71 l 0 71 l 0 68 l -3 68 l -3 3 l 0 3 SIGN    Medusa's mood      improved! [23:10] Ran     I hear there's a pair of twin pandas     that's really popular in the human realm! [23:14] Ran     Twin pandas! That sounds so nice! [23:17] Ran     Wait, twins? That's it! [23:20] Ran     Kyon-Kyon, want to become a panda, too? [23:22] Kyon     I'll pass! [23:23] Ran     Next time on Dropkick     on My Devil!! X, episode 10: [23:28] Kyon     "Ask the Sky! My Name Is Jashin-chan!" [23:32] Ran     Aw, but I think it'd be nice if we matched... [23:37] Kyon     I'll pass! E10 - Ask the Sky! My Name Is Jashin-chan! Source: Crunchyroll Translator: Editor: Timer: QC: (Please feel free to edit the speaker names if incomplete or inaccurate. Names are handled on a best-effort basis depending on the info on the source file. Dialogue is left as is.) SIGN    To Jashin-chan [00:08] Jashin     I'm... I'm back. [00:11] Jashin     I finally made it home! [00:15] Jashin     Huh? [00:16] Jashin     Yurine? [00:21] Jashin     Yurine? [00:24] Jashin     She's gone... [02:01] Jashin     So anyway...p[ [02:03] Jashin     Yurine's gone. [02:05] Minos     Also, welcome back, Jashin-chan. [02:08] Jashin     Ya got a lot of nerve saying that!     You guys took off and left me in Hokkaido! SIGN    You deserved it. [02:15] Minos     Your debt got taken care of, right? [02:18] Medusa     Jashin-chan, when we're back in Hell,     we need to go thank Minos's dad. [02:23] Jashin     That's the thing! [02:24] Jashin     Yurine, the key to me     getting back to Hell, is gone! [02:28] Jashin     I don't even care about my debt right now! [02:31] Jashin     If Yurine isn't around,     I can never get back to Hell! SIGN    That's a pretty crazy thing to say in such a frenzy. [02:38] Minos     Maybe Yurine-chan finally abandoned you? [02:44] Jashin     You think I've been abandoned, then? [02:46] Medusa     It's okay, Jashin-chan! You still have me! [02:50] Jashin     You have nothing to do     with anything right now. [02:53] Minos     She wasn't acting any different     when we ate together last night. SIGN    You have no idea why? [03:01] Jashin     I have ideas. Lots of ideas. All the ideas. [03:03] Minos     Okay, and do any of them     stand out in particular? [03:06] Jashin     Hmm... A lot of them, but... [03:09] Jashin     Maybe it was that... [03:12] Yurine     You want to pound mochi? [03:14] Jashin     Yes! They say it's good luck     to pound mochi on the 28th! [03:19] Jashin     I've got a mochi-pounding set all ready. [03:21] Jashin     I ordered it on Prime, and it got here      right away. That's Prime for you. SIGN    Click [03:25] Miku     Miku delivery service! [03:27] Jashin     So I want you to help! [03:29] Yurine     That sounds like fun. Okay, I'll do it. [03:34] Yurine     Oh, you've already pounded it? [03:37] Yurine     Isn't it done now? [03:39] Jashin     It takes two to pound mochi. [03:42] Jashin     I'll pound it, and you can knead it, okay? [03:47] Jashin     Here I go! Hup! [03:51] Yurine     There we go. [03:56] Jashin     You're supposed to say "Hup!"     so we can keep up the rhythm. [04:00] Yurine     That kind of thing embarrasses me. [04:02] Jashin     Say what?! You— [04:04] Yurine     Oh, can it. [04:06] Jashin     Still, you need to find a way      to get over it for me. [04:09] Yurine     Okay, fine. [04:11] Jashin     Hup! [04:12] Yurine     Hup. [04:13] Jashin     Hup! [04:14] Yurine     Hup. [04:15] Jashin     I'm getting into the groove now! [04:18] Yurine     This is pretty fun, huh? [04:21] Jashin     Hup! [04:24] Jashin     Enjoy it all you can, 'cause you're about     to get your head split open and die. [04:29] Jashin     Whoops, my hand slipped! [04:37] Jashin     Are you dead? Well? Are you dead? [04:40] Jashin     I finally did it! [04:43] Jashin     Dinner tonight is Jashin-chan's     hand-pounded mochi with strawberry sauce! [04:50] Yurine     Jashin-chan. [04:52] Yurine     Jashin-chan! [04:54] Yurine     Why'd you start laughing out     of nowhere? You're so creepy. [04:58] Jashin     I only killed her in my head! [05:00] Jashin     But if I do it just like in that     simulation, it'll work perfectly! [05:04] Jashin     Here I go! [05:05] Jashin     Whoops, my hand slipped! [05:11] Jashin     Huh? [05:14] Yurine     What? [05:16] Jashin     Uh, sorry... My hand slipped... Um, I mean... [05:21] Yurine     You're so tired that your hand slipped? [05:24] Yurine     I'll swap with you, then.     You can do the kneading. [05:27] Yurine     Give me the mallet. [05:29] Yurine     Well, come on. Swap with me. [05:35] Jashin     No... [05:36] Jashin     No! I don't care about     mochi-pounding anymore! [05:39] Jashin     Just die the normal way! Royal Copenhagen! [05:53] Yurine     Hmm, I don't have anyone to knead it now. [05:56] Yurine     I wonder if Minos is around. [06:01] Jashin     So that happened. [06:04] Jashin     Actually, that hurt me     a lot more than it hurt her... SIGN    That just sounds like one of your usual stories. [06:10] Minos     Yeah, business as usual. SIGN    Maybe she really did just abandon— [06:16] Jashin     She did not abandon me! [06:18] Minos     Didn't you find any clues at all? Like a note? [06:22] Jashin     A note? Hmm... SIGN    To Jashin-chan SIGN    To Jashin-chan SIGN    To Jashin-chan SIGN    To Jashin-chan SIGN    To Jashin-chan [06:27] (Flashback) Jashin     "To Jashin-chan"? [06:29] (Flashback) Jashin     Nom, nom, nom, nom... [06:31] (Flashback) Jashin     Gulp. [06:33] Jashin     Oh, yeah, that thing! [06:34] Minos     So she did leave a letter, then? [06:37] Jashin     Hang on just a minute. SIGN    You ate it before even reading it? [06:41] Minos     Why would you even eat it? [06:44] Jashin     My bad, my bad. [06:45] Minos     Gross! SIGN    I'm going back to     my parents' home.     Yurine [06:48] Yurine     I'm going back to my parents' home. SIGN    I'm going back to     my parents' home.     Yurine SIGN    I'm going back to     my parents' home.     Yurine [06:50] Jashin     Her parents' home? SIGN    I'm going back to     my parents' home.     Yurine [06:51] Both     Her parents' home? [06:53] Jashin     So there you have it.     Yurine's back at her parents' home. [06:56] Jashin     She didn't abandon me after all! SIGN    I heard "going back my parents' home" is what people say when they leave their partner. [07:05] Jashin     What?! Really?! SIGN    So she did abandon you. [07:09] Jashin     What... did you say? [07:11] Jashin     So using up all my allowance on gambling,     blowing my spending money on horse races, [07:15] Jashin     then running off with 30 million yen     was really that intolerable? [07:20] Minos     You can say all that     without feeling bad about it? [07:23] Jashin     Does she have any idea how much      I suffered living on the run [07:26] Jashin     from Hokkaido in the north      to Kyushu in the south?! SIGN    I thought you enjoyed it quite a bit, actually... [07:33] Minos     Is that all she wrote in the note? [07:37] Jashin     Wait. There's more. [07:43] Jashin     Here. [07:44] Minos     Ugh, gross! Jeez... [07:47] Minos     What's it say? SIGN    If anything     happens,     call my     smartphone. SIGN    This is my     family's address:           XXXXXXXXXXXX      Shinjuku Ward SIGN    I'll be back tomorrow. [07:48] Minos     "If anything happens, call my smartphone.      This is my family's address." [07:52] Minos     "I'll be back tomorrow," huh? [07:55] Jashin     Oh, so she's coming back? [07:58] Jashin     See? I wasn't abandoned after all. SIGN    Good for you. [08:02] Jashin     Her family lives in Shinjuku? That's not far. [08:05] Minos     You didn't know where her family lived? [08:08] Jashin     Yurine doesn't talk about herself much.      She's very mysterious. [08:13] Jashin     Not that I care, though, so it's fine! [08:15] Medusa     Oh, come on, Jashin-chan. If you didn't care,      there was no need to say anything. [08:20] Medusa     You're like those nerds on social media     who can't resist offering their opinion [08:23] Medusa     and who talk way too much. [08:25] Jashin     Medusa, your character's     completely fallen apart. SIGN    Well, anyway, why don't we pay that address a visit? [08:31] Minos     Yeah. [08:33] Jashin     Right! Then we'll find out! [08:34] Minos     Okay, let's all go in my new ride! [08:38] Jashin     New ride? [08:41] Minos     C'mon, hop in. I bought it in Obihiro. [08:45] Jashin     It's just like the last one. [08:45] Medusa     Here you go. SIGN    Thanks! [08:47] Minos     No, it's a little bigger. [08:49] Pino     It seems awfully noisy over here. [08:51] Pino     Oh? Are you going out     somewhere so early in the year? [08:55] Medusa     Just to visit Yurine's family home. SIGN    Want to come with us? [08:59] Pino     Huh? [08:59] Pino     I-I'll pass, thank you. [09:02] Jashin     Yeah, you should pass on this one. [09:04] Jashin     This vehicle's already over capacity. [09:07] Jashin     But the next time you make something,     don't hesitate to bring it over. [09:11] Jashin     Making sweets is the only thing     you're good at, after all. [09:13] Medusa     Hey, Jashin-chan! That's not true! [09:16] Pino     Hmph. I only bring those for Hanazono-san. [09:20] Jashin     Ke-ke-ke! [09:21] Minos     Okay, we're taking off! Hold on tight! [09:24] Jashin     'Kay. [09:25] Minos     Off we go! [09:30] Pino     This is no time to stand around cleaning. [09:33] Pino     I'll make some delicious sweets     that'll leave Jashin-chan speechless. SIGN    Giant     Panda SIGN    Big SIGN    Bear SIGN    Cat SIGN    Giant     Panda SIGN    Big SIGN    Bear SIGN    Cat SIGN    Giant     Panda SIGN    Big SIGN    Bear SIGN    Cat SIGN    Cat SIGN    Bear SIGN    Giant     Panda SIGN    Big [09:40] Jashin     "Big bear cat"? [09:46] Kyon     In Chinese, it means "panda"! SIGN    Red Panda SIGN    Small SIGN    Bear SIGN    Cat [09:53] Ran     And the kanji that reads "small     bear cat" means "red panda." [09:57] Minos     We're here! [10:01] Medusa     This is where Yurine-san's family lives? [10:03] Minos     I didn't know Yurine-chan's     origin story included a shrine. [10:06] Jashin     Orange ginger ale? SIGN    Pathetic. [10:11] Minos     Well, let's head on in! [10:13] Jashin     Do you have a death wish?! [10:15] Minos     Ow! [10:16] Minos     What'd you do that for? [10:18] Jashin     Shrines are holy places. [10:19] Jashin     It might have a barrier     around it to ward off devils. [10:22] Minos     Huh? So what do we do, then? [10:25] Jashin     Whoops, my hand slipped! [10:30] Jashin     Looks like there's no barrier. SIGN    You really are a devil. [10:35] Medusa     Jashin-chan, you're so mean! [10:37] Jashin     Now we know it's safe to go i— SIGN    What are you doing? [10:45] Jashin     Why am I the only one who can't go in? [10:47] Jashin     Oh, I know! It must be     because I'm wearing my cape! [10:55] Jashin     It wasn't the cape? [10:57] Medusa     Are you okay? [11:04] Jashin     I just have to... force my way in! [11:07] Minos     W-Wow... [11:14] Minos     She really got in. [11:16] Medusa     Amazing, Jashin-chan. [11:18] Jashin     So long as ya got energy,     you can do anything! SIGN    You lost your tail. [11:22] Yurine     What are you guys doing? [11:24] Jashin     Gah! Yurine! [11:29] Jashin     Why are you dressed like that? [11:31] Yurine     Oh, this is my work uniform. [11:33] Yurine     I came here to help out     with the New Year's work. [11:37] Jashin     A miko shrine priestess? Miko? Mik— [11:41] Jashin     I'm Miku-chan! [11:43] Yurine     I put up a barrier that should've     kept only Jashin-chan out. Weird. [11:47] Jashin     But why?! SIGN    Yurine-chan, sorry we came over unannounced. [11:51] Minos     We were just curious to see     the place where you were born. [11:55] Medusa     So you were raised at a shrine? [11:57] Yurine     It's not like I was hiding it or anything.     It just never came up. [12:01] Minos     I see. [12:03] Minos     So the secret to your strength     is all this holy power. SIGN    Maybe that's not all it is. [12:13] Yurine     What are you talking about? [12:15] Minos     Nothing. [12:17] Medusa     Looks like it's a huge success! [12:19] Yurine     Yeah, it's New Year's Day. That's why they're      short-handed and asked me to help out. [12:28] Jashin     Ooh! An offering box! [12:32] Medusa     Jashin-chan! [12:34] Jashin     How much is in here, I wonder? Can I break it? [12:37] Yurine     You know... [12:39] Yurine     Karma... [12:41] Yurine     ...is going to get you! [12:43] Jashin     Don't try this at home, kids! [12:46] Yurine     Well, since you're here,     want to draw fortunes? On the house. [12:51] Minos     Oh, sounds good! [12:53] Medusa     Are you okay? [12:54] Jashin     I-I can't get up. SIGN    I thought you could do anything so long as you had energy? [13:00] Yusa     Please continue to support     my sister and me this year! SIGN    Very Bad Luck SIGN    Fortune SIGN    Very Bad Luck SIGN    Fortune SIGN    Very Bad Luck [13:06] Jashin     You got very bad luck! [13:08] Jashin     You're done for! [13:09] Yurine     I got Fair Luck. [13:11] Medusa     Me, too. SIGN    I got Fair Luck, too. [13:14] Jashin     You're the only one who got     Very Bad Luck. You're in trouble. [13:18] Minos     But Very Bad Luck is really rare, right?     So maybe I'm actually lucky! [13:22] Yurine     You're so optimistic, Minos. [13:25] Jashin     She's not optimistic. She's just an idiot. [13:28] Jashin     Poor thing. [13:29] Jashin     You have to live in fear     of your imminent death now. [13:33] Jashin     Incidentally, I'm not afraid of dying. [13:35] Jashin     I'm a strong devil, after all. SIGN    You're such a bad person, Jashin-chan. [13:41] Yurine     Well? What did you draw? [13:43] Jashin     Let's see... SIGN    Death SIGN    Fortune SIGN    Death [13:47] Jashin     I-Is this... [13:49] Medusa     So what'd you get? [13:49] Jashin     ...the continuation of the fortune     I got in Obihiro? No way. It can't be... [13:50] Minos     Bad news? SIGN    Let me see it. SIGN    "Death"? [13:57] Minos     What the heck?     Yurine-chan, what does it mean? [14:00] Yurine     I've never seen it before.     What a bad omen to start the year with. SIGN    m 0 0 l 100 0 100 100 0 100 SIGN    Gastric     Acid     Rising SIGN    m 0 0 l 100 0 100 100 0 100 SIGN    Gastric     Acid     Rising SIGN    m 0 0 l 100 0 100 100 0 100 SIGN    Gastric     Acid     Rising SIGN    m 0 0 l 100 0 100 100 0 100 SIGN    Gastric     Acid     Rising SIGN    m 0 0 l 100 0 100 100 0 100 SIGN    Gastric     Acid     Rising SIGN    Is Jashin-chan gonna die? [14:10] Jashin     I won't die. [14:12] Jashin     I will not die! SIGN    Thank You 39     Dropkick! [14:20] Jashin     I will not die! SIGN    Thank You 39     Dropkick! [14:26] Miku     You got a death wish?! [14:28] Yurine     What were you even trying to do? [14:30] Medusa     I think she just panicked. [14:35] Jashin     What in the world is this?     It's scary! "Death" is way too scary! SIGN    But you just said you weren't afraid of dying. [14:42] Jashin     Medusa! Trade with me! [14:44] Medusa     Huh? [14:44] Yurine     Trading fortunes won't do you any good now. [14:52] Medusa     Don't cry. I'll protect you. [14:55] Jashin     Wah-Wah-Wentz Eiji! [14:57] Minos     Stop crying. [15:02] Yurine     She's such a pain. [15:04] Yurine     Let's take her home. SIGN    Don't you need to help out here? [15:07] Yurine     Having an unlucky devil like her here     would be even worse for business. [15:12] Jashin     Wah-Wah-Wentz Eiji! [15:14] Miku     You got a death wish?! SIGN    Gag Police SIGN    Gag Police SIGN    Gag Police SIGN    Gag Police SIGN    Gag Police SIGN    Gag Police SIGN    Gag Police SIGN    Gag Police SIGN    Gag Police [15:19] Jashin     Every human I see looks     like they want to kill me... [15:23] Tanahashi     Hey, part-timer! [15:24] Tanahashi     We got a job on short notice. Can you make it? [15:27] Pekola     Uh, I'm in Shibaura recording     for PekoTube right now... [15:31] Tanahashi     Be here in three minutes, part-timer. [15:33] Jashin     Even him. SIGN    Great Luck [15:35] Chiba     I can't believe we scored tickets to     Noel-chan's New Year's Special Secret Live Show. SIGN    Great Luck SIGN    Great Luck SIGN    Great Luck SIGN    Great Luck SIGN    Great Luck SIGN    Great Luck SIGN    Great Luck SIGN    Great Luck SIGN    Great Luck [15:39] Chiba     What an amazingly lucky start to the year. [15:41] Ozaki     Praying at that shrine earlier paid off! [15:43] Hashira     I hope I get to pick up some of her hair. [15:46] Jashin     And them, too. [15:47] Jashin     Wait... [15:48] Jashin     One of the four of you     might want to kill me, too. [15:53] Jashin     In that case... [15:55] Jashin     In that case, I'll just kill you first! SIGN    She's jumping at every shadow now. [16:00] Minos     Stop it! [16:04] Jashin     Hey, Medusa, walk between me and the cars.     One of them might try to crash into me. [16:09] Medusa     Huh? [16:10] Jashin     You'll protect me, right? SIGN    You went crashing into one yourself earlier... [16:17] Jashin     Gah! [16:19] Guy     I'm sorry! I accidentally dropped my knife! [16:22] Jashin     Screw you! Ya tryin' to "accidentally" kill me?! [16:25] Mei     Stop right there, thief! SIGN    Ceremonial SIGN    Warding SIGN    Arrows [16:29] Girl     Welcome. [16:31] Mei     I told you to stop! [16:39] Medusa     Jashin-chan, are you okay?! [16:41] Jashin     There's an arrow in my head... [16:45] Mei     Orochimaru! [16:48] Mei     I'm so lucky I got to see you     so early in the new year! [16:52] Jashin     Hey... You need to chase the thief... [16:53] Mei     Come on, Orochimaru! I'm posting     my Happy New Year tweet! Smile! [16:58] Yurine     I'm back. [16:59] Three     Thanks for having us over. [17:02] Jashin     I somehow made it home without dying. [17:05] Jashin     I should be fine now. [17:06] Yurine     What are you talking about?     That fortune was for the whole year. [17:11] Jashin     Huh? [17:12] Yurine     That means you get to live     in fear 24/7, all year long. [17:21] Jashin     You're kidding... [17:26] Jashin     I'm gonna go crazy! [17:31] Minos     She ran off. SIGN    She's not gonna go on the run again, is she? [17:35] Yurine     I seriously don't want to have to run     all over Japan looking for her again. [17:40] Jashin     I'm going to die... I'm going to die? [17:43] Jashin     I'm going to die this year? [17:45] Jashin     Before I can go back to     Hell or defeat Yurine? [17:49] Jashin     Can't I change my future?! [17:51] Jashin     It can't be true! [18:08] Yurine     I swear... [18:09] Medusa     I hope Jashin-chan has     enough funds to run away on... [18:13] Yurine     She can't have gotten too far. [18:15] Medusa     I need to get this money to her quick. [18:18] Yurine     Medusa... [18:21] Medusa     Oh, it's from Minos. [18:23] Medusa     She knows where Jashin-chan is! [18:30] Jashin     The sunset is beautiful. [18:32] Jashin     What a fantastic view. [18:41] Jashin     Imagine a cruel, merciless devil     like myself shedding tears... [18:47] Jashin     My fear of dying earlier     seems like a lie now. [18:50] Jashin     I won't do anything bad anymore. [18:52] Jashin     I'll stop wasting money on     gambling and live straight. SIGN    Fruit     Figure SIGN    Empty SIGN    Fruit     Figure SIGN    Empty [18:56] Jashin     I'll do it to protect this beauty. [18:59] Mei     It's just like the sunset     in Kushiro, isn't it? [19:03] Jashin     Mei? You didn't go to Kushiro. [19:08] Mei     When I'm worn out from work, [19:09] Jashin     Ignoring me, huh? [19:10] Mei     I sometimes just want to come up      here and watch the sunset. [19:13] Mei     When I see this beautiful sunset,     my trivial worries don't matter anymore. [19:19] Mei     And neither do peace,     justice, order, morality... [19:22] Jashin     Uh, but you're a police— [19:24] Kyon     I know what you mean. [19:27] Jashin     Kyon-Kyon? You two are here, too? [19:30] Kyon     When I see the beautiful sunset,     the difficult things don't matter. [19:34] Kyon     I can just handle them with my fists!     Violence is the only way! [19:37] Jashin     How do you get there     from a beautiful sunset?! [19:41] Minos     Found ya, Jashin-chan! SIGN    I can't believe you ran this far. [19:47] Minos     Yeah, seriously. [19:48] Minos     But I get it, Jashin-chan. I understand      the passion a sunset can inspire. [19:53] Minos     All you need to do is shout out     all the feelings built up in your chest! [19:59] Minos     You stupid sunset! [20:01] Jashin     What did the sunset do wrong?! SIGN    That's so '80s... [20:04] Pekola     Ham... [20:06] Pekola     A glowing circle with     orange around the edge... [20:11] Pekola     It's a round slice of ham! SIGN    Ham SIGN    Ham SIGN    This is the     orange part [20:12] Jashin     It's the setting sun! SIGN    Ha SIGN    Ha SIGN    Ha [20:14] Lierre     It's just like you to see     food in the setting sun. [20:18] Lierre     It looks like a pancake to me. [20:20] Jashin     It does not! [20:21] Jashin     And where the heck did you     guys come from, anyway?! [20:26] Yurine     It really is pretty. [20:31] Jashin     Yurine... [20:32] Yurine     You're constantly causing trouble for me, [20:36] Yurine     but this red sunset looks just like... [20:39] Yurine     ...your bloody tail after I've cut it off. [20:42] Jashin     Yours is the scariest of all! [20:44] Yurine     Jashin-chan, don't cause trouble     by suddenly disappearing like that. [20:49] Yurine     Or I'll kill you. [20:50] Jashin     Yes, ma'am. [20:51] Yurine     That said, I guess you were     drawn to this pretty sunset [20:55] Yurine     like bugs to a fluorescent light. [20:58] Jashin     Uh, it wasn't just me... [21:00] Yurine     Look. They just keep coming. [21:03] Jashin     Also, "bugs"? [21:11] Jashin     This is way too many! [21:13] Medusa     We were worried about you, Jashin-chan. [21:15] Medusa     Why'd you have to say that when     I was getting all sentimental?! [21:18] Yurine     Heh, sentimental? [21:20] Yurine     Still, since all these people are here, [21:23] Yurine     why don't we all sing together as one? [21:28] Jashin     Wait, why?! [21:29] [SONG] Song     We are all alive [21:32] Jashin     What the heck was this     episode about, anyway?! [21:35] Yurine     You know this is how it always is. [21:37] [SONG] Song     We're hungry, so... [23:11] Ecute     At long last, I get to make my appearance! [23:14] Atre     Princess, the people are asking who you are. [23:17] Ecute     What?! There are people who don't know me?! [23:21] Ecute     I am the vampire princess who governs     the Transylvania Family of Hell, [23:26] Ecute     the cutest, smartest, and most     noble being in Hell, Ecute-sama! [23:28] Atre     Next time on Dropkick     on My Devil!! X, episode 11: [23:32] Atre     "The Jinbocho Blood Donation Center." [23:34] Atre     I, Atre, am also looking     forward to meeting all of you. E11 - The Jinbocho Blood Donation Center Source: Crunchyroll Translator: Editor: Timer: QC: (Please feel free to edit the speaker names if incomplete or inaccurate. Names are handled on a best-effort basis depending on the info on the source file. Dialogue is left as is.) [00:14] Lierre     Sorry about this, Pino.     The TV at the orphanage isn't working. [00:17] Pino     I-It's all right. [00:19] Pino     She's lying. [00:20] Pino     She came here so the two of us     would be alone and she can kill me. [00:25] Pino     I need to use the bathroom. [00:29] Lierre     Pino? [00:30] Lierre     The bathroom's not that way. [00:32] Pino     I-I-I meant the bathroom outside... [00:36] Lierre     What's up with her? [00:39] Lierre     Oh, well. Time for Patra-chan! SIGN    Patra SIGN    Patra SIGN    chan SIGN    chan [00:47] TV     Patra-chan! [00:49] Patra     Hi! [00:51] Baddie1     You've caused us a lot of trouble. [00:53] Baddie1     Tell us the secret of Pyramid Power! [00:56] Patra     I'll never tell you! [00:58] Horus     Don't, Princess! If Pyramid Power falls     into the wrong hands, the world's done for! [01:02] Baddie2     All right then. If we can't get it out of her,     we'll have to get it out of you. [01:07] Horus     Huh?! [01:08] Patra     Fool! You know Horus will never tell you! [01:10] Baddie1     Then die. [01:12] Horus     F-Fine! I'll talk! [01:13] Patra     Come on! [01:14] Horus     Shut up! I'm scared! The fear's too much for me! [01:18] Patra     He's so useless. [01:22] Lierre     Patra-chan never disappoints. What a riot! SIGN    To Be Continued SIGN    The Patra SIGN    Exhibition     Is On!! [01:27] Patra     The Patra Exhibition is on! SIGN    Eccentric     Patra-chan SIGN    Stop! SIGN    The Patra SIGN    Exhibition     Is On!! SIGN    Parents and children attending together     will receive an Eccentric Patra-chan figure*! SIGN    Parents and children attending together     will receive an Eccentric Patra-chan figure! [01:29] Patra     Parents and children attending together*     will receive an Eccentric Patra-chan figure! SIGN    Eccentric     Patra-chan SIGN    Stop! SIGN    Eccentric     Patra-chan SIGN    Stop! SIGN    Eccentric     Patra-chan SIGN    Stop! SIGN    Eccentric     Patra-chan SIGN    Stop! SIGN    Eccentric     Patra-chan SIGN    Stop! SIGN    Eccentric     Patra-chan SIGN    Stop! [01:35] Lierre     A free Eccentric Patra-chan figure?! [01:40] Lierre     That's... [01:42] Lierre     I want it! No matter the cost, I want it! [01:46] Lierre     I have to go to the Patra-chan Exhibition! [03:22] Lierre     It's only for children accompanied by a     parent, huh? So all I'm missing is a parent. [03:28] Lierre     And none of them look     anything like parents. [03:32] Yurine     I'm not gonna be your mom. SIGN    m 0 0 l 100 0 100 100 0 100 SIGN    m 0 0 l 100 0 100 100 0 100 SIGN    Orphanage     Iron Commando SIGN    m 0 0 l 100 0 100 100 0 100 SIGN    Orphanage     Iron Commando SIGN    m 0 0 l 100 0 100 100 0 100 SIGN    Orphanage     Iron Commando SIGN    m 0 0 l 100 0 100 100 0 100 SIGN    Orphanage     Iron Commando SIGN    m 0 0 l 100 0 100 100 0 100 SIGN    Orphanage     Iron Commando [03:39] Lierre     About the same there. SIGN    Oh, Lierre. Where have you been? [03:51] Hashira     What?! But why?! [03:54] Staff     It's only for parents and     children attending together. [03:58] Hashira     No way! But I'm here with my family! [04:02] Staff     Yes, well... [04:04] Chiba     See? I told you it wouldn't work! [04:06] Chiba     He's not my real dad!     We don't look anything alike! [04:10] Ozaki     Shigeruko... [04:13] Hashira     You know what, miss? You're right. [04:17] Hashira     She and I aren't related by blood, it's true. [04:21] Ozaki     D-Dear... [04:22] Hashira     But I've always wanted     to be a true father to her. [04:28] Hashira     There's not much I can do for her. [04:31] Hashira     This Eccentric Patra-chan figure is the     first thing Shigeruko ever asked me for! [04:36] Hashira     So please, let me be her father! [04:39] Hashira     Give us this figure! [04:40] Staff     But... [04:41] Hashira     Give us the Patra-chan figure! [04:43] Hashira     I'll do anything for my little girl! [04:46] Hashira     I'm begging you! [04:47] Ozaki     Dear! [04:48] Staff     Sir... [04:49] Hashira     I'll grovel! I'll dance naked! [04:52] Hashira     I'll eat a live tarantula if you tell me to! [04:55] Staff     You don't need to do that! [04:57] Hashira     I can do it! [04:58] Staff     No, that's not what I... [05:00] Chiba     You... [05:05] Chiba     Eat it, then. [05:07] Chiba     If you're my dad, then eat this tarantula! [05:25] Hashira     Shigeruko, your dad ate the tarantula. [05:29] Chiba     Dad... [05:31] Ozaki     Dear! [05:32] Staff     Just yesterday, "Dad" was     the one playing the child. [05:41] Miku     Where can I get Yukio-sensei's autograph? [05:42] Staff     Uh, ma'am! Leeks     aren't allowed in here! [05:45] Chiba     I have more! Eat another one! [05:47] Ozaki     Dear... [05:50] Lierre     I got it! SIGN    How nice. [05:57] Lierre     You have to act like     my mom while we're here. [06:01] Lierre     We came to the Patra Exhibition     as mother and child, remember? SIGN    Yes, yes. [06:07] Lierre     Oh, they have Patra-chan goods on display! SIGN    Awe [06:10] Lierre     I don't have this one. [06:12] Lierre     Oh, the author's autograph. [06:14] Lierre     Don't care. [06:17] Persephone     Lierre always did love childish things. [06:28] Lierre     A life-sized Patra-chan cutout! [06:31] Lierre     Meet     Patra-chan! [06:32] Lierre     Persephone, would you take my picture? SIGN    Aren't we mother and child? What child asks a favor of her mother like that? [06:39] Lierre     Huh? [06:41] Girl     Mommy, take my picture! [06:43] Mom     Okay. SIGN    If you ask me like that, I'll take one for you. [06:49] Lierre     I can't talk like that! SIGN    No photo with Patra-chan, then. [07:05] Lierre     Muh... [07:06] Lierre     Mommy, take my picture. SIGN    How cute! SIGN    Okay, I'm taking it. [07:17] Lierre     It's all for Patra-chan! [07:26] Medusa     Morning, Minos! [07:28] Minos     Morning! [07:30] Medusa     We have our health exams     and combat ability tests today. [07:34] Medusa     I hate this day. My combat ability's so low. [07:37] Minos     You don't have to feel bad about that! [07:41] Minos     There's hardly ever any     fighting in Hell anymore. [07:44] Minos     The health exam is more important! [07:48] Minos     By the way, what's that line      you've got next to you? [07:54] Jashin     Heya. [07:57] Jashin     I was prepping my body for the     health exam, and I ended up like this. [08:03] Jashin     To lose weight, I shadow-boxed in     a sauna while wearing a sauna suit, [08:07] Jashin     ate only one tomato a day every day, [08:10] Jashin     and didn't drink any liquids at all. [08:12] Minos     You dork! You're not Chikaraishi! [08:16] Medusa     I said she should drink at least one glass      and handed it to her, but she just dumped it. SIGN    Smirk SIGN    m 0 0 b 24 -9 54 -14 71 -14 b 103 -15 134 -13 153 -9 b 150 6 150 21 151 37 b 130 32 104 33 76 34 b 60 34 41 35 24 37 b 16 39 8 40 0 42 SIGN    m 0 0 b 0 0 0 -1 2 -2 b 2 -2 2 -2 3 -2 b 4 -2 5 -2 6 -1 b 6 -1 7 0 7 1 b 7 2 7 2 7 3 b 7 4 7 4 6 5 b 5 6 4 6 3 6 b 2 6 2 5 1 5 b 1 5 0 6 0 6 b 0 5 -1 4 -1 3 b -1 2 -1 1 -1 0 SIGN    m 0 0 b 0 0 0 -1 2 -2 b 2 -2 2 -2 3 -2 b 4 -2 5 -2 6 -1 b 6 -1 7 0 7 1 b 7 2 7 2 7 3 b 7 4 7 4 6 5 b 5 6 4 6 3 6 b 2 6 2 5 1 5 b 1 5 0 6 0 6 b 0 5 -1 4 -1 3 b -1 2 -1 1 -1 0 SIGN    m 0 0 b 24 -9 54 -14 71 -14 b 103 -15 134 -13 153 -9 b 150 6 150 21 151 37 b 130 32 104 33 76 34 b 60 34 41 35 24 37 b 16 39 8 40 0 42 SIGN    m 0 0 b 24 -9 54 -14 71 -14 b 103 -15 134 -13 153 -9 b 150 6 150 21 151 37 b 130 32 104 33 76 34 b 60 34 41 35 24 37 b 16 39 8 40 0 42 SIGN    Hell School [08:31] Medusa     I'm 27 kilograms! [08:33] Minos     I'm 31 kilograms. SIGN    Minos SIGN    Minos SIGN    Minos SIGN    Minos [08:35] Minos     I'd like to put on a little more weight     so I'll have a stronger punch. SIGN    Minos SIGN    Minos [08:39] Minos     You're a little too light, Medusa. Eat more. [08:48] Jashin     T-Two kilograms. [08:51] Minos     What made you like this? [08:54] Jashin     I gotta get into a lower weight      class so I can fight Yafuki. [08:57] Medusa     You're so easily influenced by manga. [09:00] Minos     Yafuki doesn't weigh two kilograms. [09:03] Jashin     But now that I've been weighed,     I can eat and drink all I want. [09:10] Jashin     F-First, some water... [09:15] Jashin     Water... [09:17] Medusa     You shouldn't drink so much so soon! [09:26] Jashin     Boy, that was embarrassing! [09:28] Jashin     My body couldn't accept me suddenly     drinking all that water, and I passed out. [09:28] Teacher     Stand up straight. I need to measure you. [09:32] Minos     Minos [09:32] Minos     Seriously, you're gonna die     one day if you're not careful. [09:35] Jashin     Nah, if I died, the anime     and manga would both end. [09:38] Minos     Minos [09:38] Jashin     It's fine, it's fine! [09:38] Minos     Minos [09:42] Teacher     Medusa-san, you're 130 centimeters. [09:44] Teacher     Minos-san, you're 135 centimeters. [09:52] Teacher     Jashin-chan-san, you're... [09:54] Teacher     about two meters? [09:57] Jashin     Yay! I'm top of the class! [10:00] Jashin     I'm the tallest and the     lightest in our class! [10:02] Jashin     These guys are just so tiny! SIGN    Don't cheat, Jashin-chan. Just get measured at your normal height. [10:09] Jashin     My tail counts toward my height! SIGN    Last of all, we have the combat ability test. SIGN    You'll each fight a slime to determine your combat abilities. [10:23] Jashin     I'll beat it to a pulp with my killer move! SIGN    Come with me, Jashin-chan. [10:28] Jashin     Huh? SIGN    Devils measuring over two meters tall... SIGN    have to fight a cyclops. [10:34] Jashin     Huh?! Wait, uh, I don't... [10:37] Jashin     I-I'm fine just fighting a slime! SIGN    Sorry, but you can't. SIGN    Jashin-chan... SIGN    Good luck. [11:07] Voice     Please begin. [11:13] Jashin     Th-This isn't a combat ability test!     If I fight this thing, I'll die! [11:20] Jashin     What kind of school is this?!     This shouldn't be allowed at a school! [11:24] Jashin     I'm gonna complain to     the board of education! [11:30] Jashin     Who are you groaning at, you jerk?! [11:35] Jashin     That didn't do a thing to him. [11:38] Jashin     And I haven't eaten, so I have no strength. [11:41] Jashin     I have no choice. [11:43] Jashin     I'll finish this with my killer move! [11:46] Jashin     Dropkick! [11:50] Voice     KO! SIGN    m 0 0 l 100 0 100 100 0 100 SIGN    Brains     Leaking     Out [11:53] Voice     You lose. SIGN    m 0 0 l 100 0 100 100 0 100 SIGN    Brains     Leaking     Out [12:01] Jashin     I don't know this ceiling... [12:04] Medusa     Oh, you're awake? [12:06] Medusa     You're in the nurse's office. [12:08] Minos     Are you okay? [12:09] Jashin     Ow... I got my butt kicked. [12:13] Minos     Yeah, your brains were oozing out. [12:15] Jashin     It's cruel to make a     student fight that thing. SIGN    It's your own fault for cheating, Chikaraishi. [12:21] Jashin     I'll never cheat again. [12:26] Jashin     I totally could've beaten that cyclops! [12:29] Jashin     But I was so hungry... [12:32] Jashin     My stomach growled. SIGN    Would you like to eat at my house today? SIGN    I made curry. [12:39] Jashin     Yay! [12:40] Medusa     Sensei, you're getting     married soon, aren't you? [12:43] Minos     It's so cool that you're     marrying the King of Hell! [12:46] Jashin     I'll be checking to make sure that old Hades     is well-off enough to be worthy of you! SIGN    Children don't need to worry about things like that! SIGN    Diary of     Evil Deeds SIGN    Year 3 SIGN    Pazuzu Class SIGN    Jashin-chan SIGN    Faked my height!! [13:00] Jashin     This brings back memories. SIGN    Dropkicked      a cyclops! SIGN    Dropkicked      a cyclops! SIGN    Dropkicked     a cyclops! [13:04] Jashin     I can't show you the other     pages! They're too evil! [13:11] Jashin     Wow, even when I was little,     I was always a bad girl! [13:16] Jashin     And I was so pointy, I could stab anyone. [13:19] Jashin     Of course, Sensei was pretty impressive, too. [13:22] Jashin     Even if those were the rules,     she was way too ruthless. SIGN    Blood Donation Center [13:30] Jashin     Was there always a blood     donation center here? SIGN    Blood Donation Center [13:33] Jashin     And it's pretty cool-looking. SIGN    Type SIGN    Type SIGN    Type SIGN    Type SIGN    Crisis [13:36] Jashin     The need for all blood     types is at crisis level? [13:39] Jashin     Okay! [13:40] Jashin     I'm gonna do something good today     to cancel out all my evil deeds! [13:46] Jashin     Anybody home? [13:48] Jashin     I'd like to donate.     Do you accept devil blood? [13:52] Jashin     That's hot! [13:54] Jashin     Hot! Hot! Hot! Hot! Hot! [13:55] Ecute     Leave. [13:58] Ecute     I have no need of blood      that isn't from a human. [14:01] Jashin     Hey! What'd you do that for?!      You burned my tail! [14:05] Jashin     I came here to donate, and you repay     my generosity with belligerence! [14:09] Jashin     You call yourself blood      donation center staff?! [14:12] Jashin     Wait... [14:13] Jashin     Are you from Hell? [14:15] Jashin     Actually, you're a vampire, aren't you? [14:19] Ecute     Correct. [14:20] Ecute     I'd heard devils and angels      resided in this town. [14:24] Ecute     You must be one of them. [14:26] Ecute     This is a sacred place to     the noble vampire clan. [14:29] Ecute     Common devils such as yourself     are not permitted here. [14:33] Jashin     Excuse me?! [14:34] Jashin     Since when is the vampire clan so noble? [14:36] Jashin     I hate you guys. You always act like     you're better than everyone else! [14:40] Ecute     We aren't acting.      We are better than everyone else. [14:44] Ecute     Especially me. [14:46] Ecute     Because... [14:47] Ecute     I am the vampire princess who governs     the Transylvania Family of Hell, [14:52] Ecute     the cutest, smartest, and most     noble being in Hell, Ecute-sama! [14:57] Ecute     I am also the head of the Jinbocho     branch of this donation center. [15:02] Ecute     I am not merely "staff." [15:04] Jashin     Hm, my apps could probably     be organized a little better. [15:07] Jashin     I'd rather not have any apps on     my home screen if I can avoid it. [15:11] Ecute     A very important being just introduced     herself to you! Pay attention! [15:16] Jashin     Okay, Princess, to thank you for your     lovely introduction, I'll introduce myself. [15:21] Jashin     I'm the daughter of the top VIP at what     is basically Hell's Ministry of Agriculture... [15:27] Jashin     The intelligent and pretty     Jashin-chan of the proud devil nobility! [15:32] Jashin     I'm also the most loved, adored,     and popular being in this town! [15:36] Jashin     An eye for an eye, you stupid brat! [15:41] Ecute     H-Hey! That was dangerous! [15:44] Ecute     I am but a fragile, transient little girl! [15:49] Jashin     You use way too many     descriptive words for yourself. [15:53] Jashin     What's wrong? [15:54] Ecute     I can't get up. Help me. [15:56] Jashin     Huh? [15:58] Ecute     I am very weak! [16:01] Jashin     You act all important, and     you're weak? That's just sad! [16:04] Jashin     All right, fine. [16:06] Ecute     An opening! [16:07] Ecute     Fool! [16:08] Ecute     I'm actually very strong, but I pretended     to be weak so you'd let your guard down! [16:11] Eccentric     Soft and Airy Milk Punch! [16:24] Jashin     You really are weak. [16:28] Jashin     Wow, so there's finally someone     weaker than me in this story now. [16:32] Jashin     It sure feels great not     being on the bottom rung! [16:37] Jashin     Now, let me ask you something. [16:40] Jashin     Why did a vampire set up a     blood donation center in my town? [16:44] Jashin     What are you after? [16:46] Ecute     Save me, Atre! Atre, are you here?! [16:52] Atre     You called, Princess? SIGN    Blood Donation Center SIGN    Blood Donation Center [16:57] DevilA     It's commonly believed that     vampires are weak to sunlight, fire, [17:01] DevilA     crosses, garlic, silver bullets,      and flowing water. [17:09] DevilA     That's a lot of weaknesses. [17:11] Atre     It seems the princess     used her projectile attack, [17:14] Atre     Light and Fluffy Strawberry Flambé, on you. [17:18] Atre     I apologize profusely for her rudeness. [17:18] Jashin     Light and Fluffy? [17:21] Atre     Princess... [17:26] Atre     Why the hell'd ya go attackin'     someone livin' an honest life, moron?! [17:29] Atre     Ya think ya can cause trouble     for other denizens of Hell [17:32] Atre     and still call yerself a vampire princess?! [17:35] Atre     Apologize right now! [17:37] Ecute     Forgive me! Please forgive me! [17:40] Atre     Go ahead, Princess. [17:42] Atre     The princess will now     cut off her finger to atone. [17:45] Atre     Please take her finger home     with you as an apology. [17:48] Jashin     Uh, really, there's no need for that... [17:52] Jashin     You've really got it rough, huh? [17:55] Atre     Allow me to introduce myself. [17:57] Atre     I am the princess's educator,      Atre of the vampire clan. [18:03] Jashin     I'm Jashin-chan of the proud devil nobility! [18:06] Atre     Jashin-dono, you say? [18:08] Jashin     That's Jashin-chan-dono! [18:10] Jashin     Why did you set up a blood     donation center in Jinbocho? [18:13] Jashin     I asked the princess, but she brushed     me off, so I want you to tell me. [18:18] Atre     Then, let us discuss it over tea. [18:22] Jashin     Ooh! Fresh Moon and Daimaru-yaki! [18:25] Jashin     These are so good! You guys like them, too? [18:28] Atre     Yes. [18:29] Jashin     Chow time! [18:30] Atre     Ordinarily, vampires have no need     for any food other than blood, [18:35] Atre     but we do enjoy experiencing     the flavors of food. [18:38] Ecute     Delicious! [18:40] Atre     So we thought... [18:42] Atre     If we attack humans to drink their blood,     it will invite conflict with Heaven. [18:47] Atre     So why not simply open     a blood donation center, [18:50] Atre     and have the humans bring     their blood to us themselves? [18:53] Ecute     And the humans get to feel     they've done good by donating blood. [18:57] Ecute     It's two birds with one stone. [18:59] Jashin     You say that like you're doing them a favor,     but you're just tricking them, y'know. [19:04] Atre     That is why we vampires are now building     blood donation centers all over Japan. [19:11] Jashin     It's not just the one in this town? [19:14] Jashin     And you're the head of the     Jinbocho branch, Princess? [19:17] Ecute     Tee-hee! [19:18] Ecute     Just so you know, there's a reason why     I personally became the head of this branch. [19:24] Ecute     I am searching for a certain human. [19:27] Jashin     A human? [19:28] Ecute     Rumor has it a human who has     tamed both devils and angels, [19:31] Ecute     who goes by the name of     Hanazono Yurine, lives in this town. [19:35] Jashin     H-Hanazono Yurine?! [19:37] Ecute     You know her? [19:39] Jashin     Nope... [19:41] Jashin     For now, I'll just     pretend I don't know her. [19:44] Ecute     I see. [19:46] Jashin     And, um... What's your     business with this human? [19:49] Atre     Our king wants her to ally with our clan. [19:53] Ecute     I want to bring the human back     with me to help my father! [19:58] Ecute     If she has attracted the attention     of both devils and angels, [20:01] Ecute     she must be truly brilliant! [20:04] Jashin     Huh. I see. [20:07] Jashin     Well, I guess it's time for me to get going. [20:10] Atre     You have to leave so soon? [20:12] Jashin     If you don't take devil blood,     I can't donate, right? [20:16] Jashin     So bye. [20:19] Ecute     What came over her all of a sudden? [20:22] Atre     Perhaps she remembered     some urgent business? [20:30] Jashin     You gotta be kidding me! [20:32] Jashin     They want Yurine to     team up with the vampires?! [20:35] Jashin     If Yurine does that, she'll become immortal! [20:38] Jashin     Then I'll never make it back to Hell! [20:41] Jashin     I can't find Grimoire: Apocrypha anywhere,     either. What would I do if I lost Yurine, too?! [20:48] Jashin     I have to kill Yurine before     she can team up with them. [20:53] Jashin     No... [20:54] Jashin     If I kill her, the vampires     will come after me! [20:59] Jashin     This is a real problem! [21:01] Jashin     Seriously, what am I supposed to do?! [21:05] Jashin     It's no use! I'm too dumb to think this much!     Everything in my head's mashing together [21:09] Jashin     and I don't know what to do! [21:14] Jashin     That's right. [21:17] Jashin     There's no need to think about it right now. SIGN    Life     Theater [21:25] Jashin     I need to calm my mind. SIGN    Life     Theater [21:29] Jashin     Tell me what I should do, Life Theater! [21:33] Jashin     A quick pull will give me answers. [23:10] Jashin     Ah, well done making it this far, everyone! [23:13] Jashin     The third season of Dropkick     on My Devil is finally ending! [23:17] Jashin     Wait, can I make it back to     Hell in just one more episode?! [23:21] Yurine     Good question. Can you? [23:24] Yurine     Next time on Dropkick     on My Devil!! X, episode 12: [23:29] Yurine     "Forever Dropkick."     Look forward to it. [23:33] Jashin     "Forever"? [23:35] Jashin     That makes it sound like     I'll never make it back... E12 - Forever Dropkick Source: Crunchyroll Translator: Editor: Timer: QC: (Please feel free to edit the speaker names if incomplete or inaccurate. Names are handled on a best-effort basis depending on the info on the source file. Dialogue is left as is.) [00:03] Ecute     There... [00:04] Ecute     There's a dog here! [00:06] Ecute     Do something, Atre! [00:08] Atre     I-I'm not good with dogs, either... [00:11] Ecute     We finally found out where Hanazono     Yurine lives, but now we can't get in! [00:20] Minos     Somethin' wrong? [00:22] Ecute     Oh, are you a devil? [00:25] Atre     We've come to see the one who resides     here, Hanazono Yurine-dono, but... [00:29] Ecute     We vampires don't like dogs... [00:32] Minos     Oh, you're vampires? [00:35] Minos     Beth's a beast of Hell, so you're safe. [00:37] Ecute     I-It's not a dog? [00:43] Minos     Come on in. [00:46] Jashin     Ah, it's you two! [00:48] Ecute     You're that snake from the other day! [00:51] Atre     You are Hanazono Yurine-dono? [00:53] Yurine     Yes. [00:54] Yurine     Are these friends of yours? [00:57] Ecute     You said you didn't know Hanazono Yurine! [01:00] Jashin     Gulp! [01:01] Yurine     Huh? [01:02] Jashin     Uh-oh! They're here to     recruit Yurine into their clan! [01:06] Jashin     You idiot! Why'd you let them in?! [01:09] Jashin     They're vampires! In human terms,     they're an organized crime ring! [01:13] Atre     It is true that we vampires     do not lead praiseworthy lives. [01:19] Atre     But we do our best to avoid     causing trouble for those who do. [01:24] Ecute     Besides, it's because we take in     rogues who have nowhere to go [01:29] Ecute     that all devils can live      their lives in peace. [01:32] Jashin     Hmph! Listen to you, justifying yourselves! [01:36] Jashin     Yurine, these two are bad people     who built a phony blood donation center [01:40] Jashin     to collect human blood. [01:42] Jashin     You should chase 'em off right now. [01:44] Yurine     You know, you've been rude to     our guests since they got here. [01:49] Yurine     And you falsely told them     you didn't know me. [01:51] Yurine     Seems a bit fishy. [01:54] Minos     Jashin-chan, you're not the type     to care what race people are. [01:58] Jashin     Well, I just turned into that type now! [02:01] Yurine     And what is it you wanted to see me about? [02:04] Atre     Forgive us for not     introducing ourselves. [02:07] Atre     This is Princess Ecute     of the Vampire Kingdom. [02:11] Ecute     Nice to meet you! [02:12] Atre     And I am her attendant, Atre. [02:15] Atre     We have come here to ask a favor of you. [02:18] Atre     Princess, please explain. [02:21] Ecute     You're a human, yet you have conquered     devils and even domesticated angels. [02:26] Ecute     You're a bit of a celebrity     among the vampires. [02:30] Yurine     Huh? [02:31] Minos     Hey, you're a star! [02:32] Jashin     Don't encourage her! [02:34] Ecute     And my father, the king of the vampires,     has taken an interest in your abilities. [02:40] Ecute     What do you say to     becoming part of our clan? [02:45] Jashin     No! [02:45] Jashin     She'll never join you! Right, Yurine?! [02:48] Atre     Our king has said he will     arrange anything you desire [02:51] Atre     and provide you with     the utmost hospitality. [02:54] Jashin     I told you, she'll never     join you! Just go home! [02:57] Jashin     You'll never join them, right, Yurine?! [03:00] Yurine     I could be a cool vampire like     the ones in movies and manga? [03:05] Jashin     Uh-oh. She's interested. [03:08] Jashin     Say something, Minos! [03:10] Jashin     You can't have Yurine     becoming a vampire, right?! [03:13] Minos     Well... [03:15] Minos     She'd be immortal, so we could      be friends forever! I'd like that! [03:20] Yurine     Wait, so... [03:22] Yurine     Will he get me a really     cool vampire outfit, too? [03:28] Atre     Of course. [03:29] Yurine     I see... [03:32] Minos     Yurine-chan as a vampire, huh? Sounds good! [03:32] Jashin     I have to stop this! I have to stop Yurine     from becoming a vampire, whatever it takes! [03:36] Yurine     Yeah, it does... [03:36] Minos     You'd be really cool! [03:38] Jashin     Think... I have to think! [03:39] Minos     It'd suit you well! [03:41] Jashin     It's no use! [03:42] Jashin     I'm thinking so hard, everything in my brain     is way beyond mashed together! It's on fire! [03:56] Jashin     I see. [03:58] Jashin     You want Yurine on your     side that badly, do you? [04:01] Jashin     Then I guess I'll have to get serious, too. [04:07] Jashin     Please! Please give up on     getting Yurine to join your clan! [04:14] Jashin     Nailed it! [04:16] Jashin     There's no one who can look at a perfect     prostration like this and not feel moved! [04:20] Ecute     I will not give up. [04:21] Jashin     Huh?! [04:22] Ecute     Now I just want her to join us even more. [04:24] Jashin     Why, you! [04:27] Jashin     Have you no pity for someone     who's groveling in front of you?! [04:32] Jashin     If you make Yurine one of you, I'll stop     the water supply to the Vampire Kingdom! [04:36] Ecute     What?! [04:37] Minos     You know you can't do that. [04:39] Minos     You don't have that kind of authority. [04:41] Jashin     I do, too! [04:43] Jashin     Just you wait. [04:44] Jashin     I'm the daughter of a VIP at what is     basically Hell's Ministry of Agriculture. [04:51] Jashin     Hello, Daddy? It's Jashin-chan. [04:55] Jashin     Listen, I have a favor to ask. [04:57] Jashin     I was hoping you could stop the water     supply to the Vampire Kingdom... [05:01] Jashin     What?! [05:02] Jashin     Yes... [05:03] Jashin     Yes. [05:05] Jashin     No, I'm really not joking around... [05:08] Jashin     Yes, sir. I'm sorry. Goodbye. [05:13] Jashin     He said if I keep joking     around, he'll kill me. [05:16] Yurine     Dang, your dad's hardcore. [05:18] Minos     He's as tough on you as ever, huh? [05:22] Jashin     Damn that useless father of mine!      Damn gerontocracy! [05:26] Pino     I won't let you bring     Hanazono-san into your clan! [05:30] Pino     I heard everything! [05:32] Jashin     Pino... [05:33] Ecute     Oh, an angel. [05:35] Ecute     Eavesdropping seems in     poor taste for an angel. [05:38] Pino     I came to bring her a cake     and just happened to overhear. [05:41] Pino     Hanazono-san! [05:43] Pino     Please don't join the vampire clan! [05:46] Pino     If you go away, who'll protect      me from Lierre-sama?! [05:50] Yurine     Uh, I... [05:51] Pino     Aren't you my savior?! [05:53] Yurine     Wait a... [05:56] Pino     You just need to go away! [05:59] Ecute     Atre... Save me! [06:01] Jashin     That's it! Get her! [06:02] Atre     Oh, Princess... [06:04] Pino     I won't let you have Hanazono-san,     even if it costs me my life! [06:08] Jashin     If you're prepared to die for it, [06:09] Jashin     you should have the guts to get     yourself killed taking out Lierre-san, too. [06:12] Yurine     Cut it out already. [06:17] Pino     Hanazono-san! [06:22] Atre     I see the rumors were true. [06:23] Atre     Princess, let us leave for today. [06:27] Atre     We have informed her of our intentions. [06:30] Ecute     No. [06:31] Atre     Princess... [06:32] Ecute     I will take her home today     and earn my father's praise! [06:35] Ecute     I'll make her one of us     even if I have to use force! [06:39] Atre     Princ— [06:40] Ecute     I refuse to leave! [06:45] Atre     Shut the hell up! [06:46] Atre     There's a procedure ya gotta follow     with these things, you dumbass! [07:00] Atre     I am sorry you had to see that. [07:02] Atre     We will be taking our leave now. [07:07] Atre     Yurine-dono... [07:09] Atre     We have not given up on you. [07:12] Atre     We look forward to receiving your     favorable response on another day. [07:16] Pino     Hanazono-san, please don't abandon me! [07:19] Jashin     Whew! Pino, you saved us! [07:23] Minos     Yurine-chan... [07:25] Minos     So what do you think about their offer? [07:27] Yurine     Well, vampires are really cool... [07:31] Yurine     What should I do? [07:33] Jashin     Don't think about it! Tell them no! [07:35] Minos     Oh, if Yurine-chan becomes an immortal     vampire, you won't be able to go back to Hell. [07:40] Minos     So that's why you're so desperate. [07:42] Jashin     You really are an idiot! [07:45] Minos     But they didn't seem likely     to give up anytime soon. SIGN    European-Style Curry [07:54] Chiba     Nothing beats curry on a Sunday morning! SIGN    European-Style Curry SIGN    European-Style Curry SIGN    European-Style Curry SIGN    Hana     Udon SIGN    Glory SIGN    Hana     Udon SIGN    Glory SIGN    Hana     Udon SIGN    Glory [07:57] Ozaki     Jinbocho, the town where you     can eat curry in the morning! SIGN    Hana     Udon SIGN    Glory SIGN    Hana     Udon SIGN    Glory [08:00] Hashira     The best of the best! SIGN    Hana     Udon SIGN    Glory SIGN    Hana     Udon SIGN    Glory SIGN    Hana     Udon SIGN    Glory SIGN    Hana     Udon SIGN    Glory SIGN    Hana     Udon [08:05] Jashin     What am I gonna do if     Yurine joins the vampire clan? [08:09] Jashin     She'll get even stronger,     meaning I won't be able to kill her, [08:12] Jashin     and I'll never be able to get back to Hell. [08:16] Jashin     I don't wanna think about it... [08:18] Guy     Outta my way! [08:21] Jashin     Sorry. [08:27] Ryo     Ugh, Jashin-chan, you reek of booze. [08:32] Bakuga     Don't drink too much! [08:37] Jashin     I've mellowed out so much. [08:42] Devil     Is this really how you wanna be? [08:44] Angel     You used to be as sharp as a knife, [08:47] Angel     and you'd bite with the force of a mad dog. [08:51] Devil     Looks like human life has gotten to you. [08:55] Devil     You'll never beat Yurine that way. [08:58] Jashin     What? [08:59] Devil     Right now, you're just     like a defanged wombat! [09:02] Jashin     Do wombats even have fangs? [09:04] Jashin     Oh, I'm out of booze. [09:06] Devil     Come on! You want the humans     to keep making fun of you?! [09:10] Angel     Now is the time to reclaim     your pride as Hell nobility! [09:14] Jashin     My pride as... Hell nobility? [09:17] Jashin     That's right. I... [09:21] Jashin     was born a noble of Hell! [09:23] Jashin     How dare they mock me...     Who cares about vampires or Yurine? [09:28] Jashin     I'll make them see that the     real me is a terrifying devil! [09:32] Jashin     I'll thoroughly retrain my mind and body,     and take back my pride as a noble of Hell! [09:36] Both     That's the way! [09:41] Jashin     Ow! It hurts! [09:45] Minos     95, 96, 97, 98, 99... [09:48] DevilA     That very day, Jashin-chan began     torturing her own mind and body. [09:54] Minos     Don't push yourself too hard! [09:59] DevilA     This time, Jashin-chan was serious. SIGN    Life     Theater [10:06] DevilA     All to reclaim her pride as a noble of Hell! [10:13] Yurine     I'm home. I bought chicken. [10:16] Yurine     Also, I ran into Lierre,     so I brought her with me. [10:19] Lierre     I'm here to visit. [10:21] Jashin     Hey. [10:24] Lierre     What's all this? [10:25] Yurine     Jashin-chan's food.     She's on a restricted diet right now. [10:29] Lierre     Huh. [10:31] Yurine     The only part of the chicken     she can eat is the keel. SIGN    m 0 0 l 0 0 l 23 0 b 24 0 24 1 24 1 l 24 14 b 24 15 23 15 23 15 l -21 15 b -21 15 -22 15 -22 14 l -22 1 b -22 1 -22 1 -22 1 b -22 1 -22 0 -21 0 l -21 0 b -21 0 -21 0 -21 0 b -21 0 -21 0 -21 0 SIGN    ° Keel      Part of the breast.      Very healthy. [10:34] Lierre     These fries are good. [10:38] Jashin     I'm not who I used to be. I'm getting rid     of the naïveté along with the excess fat. [10:49] Jashin     I guess I'll skip it. [10:51] Jashin     If I'm too heavy, I can't move as sharply. [10:53] Yurine     I don't think you've been hydrating     enough. You'll make yourself sick. [10:58] Jashin     If you have time to worry about me,     use it to worry about yourself. [11:03] Jashin     Once I get my strength back,      you're going to die. [11:09] Jashin     Good night. [11:19] Yurine     Jashin-chan still isn't awake. [11:24] Yurine     Jashin-chan, it's morning. [11:26] Yurine     I'm opening the door. [11:29] Yurine     Huh?! [11:30] Yurine     Jashin-chan turned into a mummy! [11:34] DevilA     A mummified dorado. SIGN    Isn't it just called "dried fish"? [11:41] Yurine     I don't know what happened, but I found her      mummified this morning. Pretty gross, huh? [11:47] Yurine     Would a mummy count as burnable garbage? [11:49] Medusa     Hey! Yurine-san! [11:51] Yurine     I'm just kidding. [11:54] Minos     Hey, Yurine-chan, did Jashin-chan     seem dehydrated to you lately? [11:58] Yurine     Yeah, actually, she was     refusing to drink water yesterday. [12:03] Minos     I thought so. SIGN    What do you mean? [12:06] Minos     I think Jashin-chan becomes mummified     when her body gets really dehydrated. [12:12] Minos     Once, when we were kids, she stopped     drinking to lose weight for a health exam. [12:18] Minos     She ended up paper-thin back then, too. [12:22] Minos     I guess she turned into a mummy this     time because she went beyond that. [12:25] Yurine     She just went from     turning 2-D to turning 3-D. SIGN    Either way, she sure is dry. SIGN    Oops, it came off. [12:34] Yurine     Oh, boy. [12:36] Medusa     How can we get her back to normal? [12:38] Minos     I think drinking water fixed her     up after our health exams. [12:43] Medusa     Oh, you're right! [12:47] Minos     She won't drink. [12:48] Medusa     I guess she can't when she's a mummy. SIGN    Let's pour some water on her from a kettle! [12:57] Minos     Oh, she's absorbing it! [13:00] Medusa     Maybe we should put her in the bath? [13:06] DevilA     Three minutes later... SIGN    Minutes     Later [13:10] Jashin     Huh? Why am I in the bath? [13:13] Medusa     She's back! SIGN    Just like freeze-dried food! [13:17] Jashin     Huh? Huh? [13:18] Jashin     Why are you guys watching me bathe?! Creeps! [13:24] Jashin     Oh, I was mummified, huh? [13:27] Jashin     And I thought I was keeping     just barely on the safe side... [13:30] Jashin     How embarrassing. [13:32] Minos     You took it way too far. [13:34] Yurine     I think you've been pushing yourself     too hard. Why go through all that? [13:40] Jashin     After living among humans for so long,      I've become a completely useless devil. [13:46] Minos     She was always useless, right? [13:48] Medusa     Yep. [13:49] Jashin     I'm supposed to be a noble of Hell, yet I lost      all my devilish dignity to live in peace. [13:55] Jashin     I couldn't allow myself to stay like that. [13:59] Jashin     And now that those vampires are     trying to get Yurine to join them, [14:03] Jashin     I'll really be done for if I don't change. [14:06] Jashin     That's why I started retraining my mind and     body to reclaim my pride as a noble of Hell. SIGN    You can't do that, Jashin-chan! SIGN    You need to have more self-esteem! [14:18] Jashin     Self-esteem? SIGN    You know, like, "I'm fine the way I am," or "I don't need to change." SIGN    Lines like that are all over the internet! [14:28] Yurine     Some people have too much self-esteem      and end up just being obnoxious. SIGN    Totally. [14:34] Jashin     You guys... [14:35] Jashin     People who can't take a     joke are gonna hate you. [14:38] Minos     I think you have your dignity, though. [14:41] Jashin     Huh? [14:42] Minos     Sensei was saying... [14:44] Minos     since you came to the human realm,      fewer demons come here to attack humans. [14:48] Medusa     That's right. [14:50] Medusa     And she said the ferocious vampires     are a lot quieter now, too. [14:54] Jashin     Sensei said that? [14:55] Minos     It must be because     you're friends with humans. [15:00] Medusa     They're afraid of you, Jashin-chan! [15:02] Medusa     Because you're a proud noble of Hell! [15:05] Jashin     A proud noble of Hell?! [15:07] Jashin     Whoo! My self-esteem is skyrocketing! [15:12] Jashin     Yeah, you might be right!     I had that feeling myself! [15:16] Jashin     But hearing you guys say it     convinced me that it's true! [15:20] Jashin     Yes! [15:21] Jashin     Even if Yurine becomes a vampire,     I, a proud noble of Hell, will still kill her! [15:28] Jashin     This calls for a party! [15:30] Jashin     I've got my pride as a noble of Hell back! SIGN    Festival SIGN    Pride of Hell Nobility [15:33] Jashin     It's a super joyous occasion! [15:34] Jashin     Party time! Party time! [15:40] Jashin     On my pride as a noble of Hell,     I will entertain all of you. [15:45] Minos     All right! [15:47] Pekola     Yay! [15:57] Pino     Anyway, this is quite a large pool, isn't it? [16:00] Yurine     Jashin-chan won it playing pachinko. [16:06] Jashin     Just wait! [16:07] Jashin     I'll make you guys the best yakisoba     and grilled corn you've ever had! [16:13] Jashin     On my pride as a noble of Hell! [16:15] Medusa     I'm glad she's feeling better. [16:17] Minos     The power of self-esteem is amazing. SIGN    But the one the vampires and the other devils fear isn't Jashin-chan, right? SIGN    It's her dad they fear, isn't it? SIGN    They don't want to make an enemy of what's basically Hell's Ministry of Agriculture. [16:33] Medusa     Shhh! Don't say that! [16:35] Kyon     Feels nice and cool! [16:37] Ran     Summers do get pretty hot in Tokyo. [16:40] Pekola     They do. [16:42] Pekola     I've nearly passed out in my     cardboard house a few times. [16:46] Poporon     That's actually really bad, Pekola-sama. [16:48] Jashin     I made my own special shaved ice! [16:51] Jashin     These two helped me out! [16:54] Yusa     Help yourselves, everyone. SIGN    Yay! [16:59] Medusa     It's so cold and delicious! [17:01] KyonRan     Hao chi! [17:03] Pekola     I'm so blessed! [17:05] Pekola     I get to go in a pool and even     eat shaved ice on such a hot day! [17:09] Minos     I could eat cup after cup of this. [17:11] Jashin     I'll make as many cups as you want! [17:13] Jashin     On my pride as a noble of Hell! [17:17] Jashin     The grilled corn is looking good, too! [17:20] Miku     Corn! Corn! [17:24] Mei     Orochimaru! SIGN    Ja [17:25] Jashin     Mei! SIGN    Ja SIGN    Ja SIGN    Ja [17:27] Mei     You're under arrest for starting     a fire in an inhabited building! [17:30] Mei     I'll interrogate you at my place! SIGN    Ja [17:32] Jashin     Wait, why? [17:34] Mei     Hey, a pool! [17:35] Mei     This is no time for work! SIGN    Ja [17:39] Jashin     Don't wear a swimsuit under     your uniform to go patrolling! [17:45] Mei     That sun is just criminal. [17:47] Mei     Maybe if I put some more     sunspots in it, it'll cool down a bit. [17:52] Jashin     Hey! What if you hit it and make it mad?! [17:55] Yurine     Mei-san, please don't fire your gun here. [17:58] Yurine     You'll make the neighbors worry. [18:00] Mei     I'm sorry... [18:02] Mei     Orochimaru, make me feel better! [18:04] Jashin     O-On my pride as a noble of Hell, [18:07] Jashin     I'm making grilled corn     and yakisoba right now! [18:09] Jashin     So play with the others! [18:12] Mei     Aw... SIGN    What's this? A pool? SIGN    Mother! [18:16] Three     Lierre-sama! SIGN    Yurine-chan, I heard that you often help my daughter study, SIGN    so I brought some drinks over to thank you... [18:25] Lierre     P-Pool... [18:28] Lierre     Dolphin... SIGN    Since you're here, why don't you get in? [18:32] Lierre     Wh-Why should I do something so childish? [18:37] Yurine     The more, the merrier. Go on in. [18:41] Lierre     Oh, fine. [18:50] Poporon     Hey, cut that out! [18:53] Mei     I can't lose at that game! [18:54] Pekola     You can't use that! [18:57] Lierre     Dolphin... [19:01] Miku     How do I open this? [19:07] Jashin     It's done! Eat up, all of you! [19:10] Pekola     I couldn't be more grateful! [19:12] All     Let's eat! [19:22] Pekola     I'm so full. What bliss. [19:27] Yurine     Thanks for doing all this     when it's so hot out. [19:30] Medusa     Thank you, Jashin-chan! [19:32] Minos     Thanks! SIGN    This was really fun! [19:35] Jashin     C-Come on, don't make this weird! [19:38] Jashin     All I did was entertain you     on my pride as a noble of Hell. [19:41] Jashin     When you guys thank me this much,     I get scared something bad's gonna happen. [19:48] Minos     What the heck? [19:49] Yurine     Yeah, because you know     you behave badly all the time. [19:52] Ecute     You can put me down. [19:54] Atre     Did you really not want to join them? [19:56] Ecute     Why should I do that? [19:58] Ecute     I only came to see what     Hanazono Yurine was doing. [20:01] Ecute     Let's go. [20:05] DevilA     Meanwhile, in outer space... [20:21] Jashin     What the heck?! SIGN    Jashin-chan! Use your pride as a noble of Hell to do something! [20:27] Jashin     "Something"? I can't do anything about that! [20:30] Pekola     Lierre-sama, please help us! SIGN    Playing in the pool made her sleepy. [20:35] Pekola     Please, God! SIGN    God [20:38] Yurine     Jashin-chan. [20:39] Jashin     Huh? [20:40] Yurine     You can do it. [20:45] Minos     Jashin-chan! [20:46] Medusa     Jashin-chan! [20:47] Miku     Noble of Hell! Noble of Hell! [20:51] All     Noble of Hell! Noble of Hell! [20:54] All     Noble of Hell! Noble of Hell! [20:58] Jashin     I... I will. [20:58] All     Noble of Hell! Noble of Hell! [21:01] Jashin     Jashin-chan, the noble of Hell, [21:03] Jashin     on her pride as a noble of Hell, [21:05] Jashin     will be your savior! SIGN    Jashin-chan! SIGN    I now bestow upon you the True Dropkick that's been so evasive in the anime! SIGN    That's it! [21:17] Jashin     I have to enter a command?! SIGN    I thought it was supposed to take 80 years to learn... SIGN    That     seemed      easy? [21:23] Jashin     Thanks, Sensei! Here I go! [21:31] Jashin     I'll show the whole universe my     reclaimed pride as a noble of Hell! [21:37] Jashin     This is who Jashin-chan is! [21:40] Jashin     I'll protect my second hometown of Jinbocho, [21:42] Jashin     the spirit of my Jashin-chan Dropkick, [21:44] Jashin     and the hometown tax system! [21:47] All     Jashin-chan! [21:54] Jashin     Bring it on, sun. I'm the one you'll be fighting! [21:58] Jashin     Jashin-chan Dropkick X! [22:01] Jashin     The most precious thing in this world is... [22:05] Jashin     love!