# Season 3 - Dropkick on My Devil!!! X
# E1 - Armageddon Karuta X
Source: [Crunchyroll](https://www.crunchyroll.com/watch/GN7UD9KZ4/armageddon-karuta-x)
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**[00:05] DevilA**
*Her name is Hanazono Yurine.*
**[00:09] DevilA**
* She is the most powerful*
* necromancer in this land,*
**[00:13] DevilA**
* and the one who conveys the*
* wishes of the devil to the people;*
**[00:16] DevilA**
* the guardian of blood passed*
* down from days long past.*
**[00:20] DevilA**
* The people fear her,*
* calling her by this name:*
**[00:24] DevilA**
*Black Xavier, the Evangelist of the Devil.*
**[00:30] Yurine**
*At least...*
**[00:31] Yurine**
*That's what I fantasized at one time.*
**[00:36] Yurine**
*But then, one day, I summoned her.*
**[00:41] Yurine**
* A wicked devil.*
* The very embodiment of evil.*
**[00:50] Jashin**
Welcome home, Yurine.
**[00:54] Yurine**
Thanks, Jashin-chan.
**[00:56] Yurine**
* Yes, this is that devil. No matter how*
* you look at her, she's clearly a devil.*
**[01:01] Yurine**
* This part especially is*
* unmistakably devilish.*
**[01:05] Yurine**
I bought the minced meat cutlets you like.
**[01:08] Yurine**
We can have them for dinner tonight.
**[01:11] Jashin**
*An opening!*
**[01:12] Jashin**
Die, Yurine!
**[01:14] Jashin**
This time... This time...
*This* time, you will die!
**[01:18] Jashin**
If I kill you, my summoner,
I can go back to Hell!
**[01:22] Jashin**
Third time's the charm!
This time, I'll kill you for sure!
**[01:26] Jashin**
Taste my ultimate killer move!
Jashin-chan Dropkick!
**[01:36] Jashin**
Huh? I... hit her?
**[01:39] Jashin**
I really did it?
**[01:43] Jashin**
It took until the third season,
but at last, I've beaten Yur—
**[01:46] Yurine**
Okay...
**[01:47] Yurine**
How many times do you
have to try to kill me?
**[01:52] Yurine**
Maybe I'll hold on to these
minced meat cutlets for a while.
**[01:57] Jashin**
Forgive me! Forgive me, Yurine!
**[02:00] Jashin**
Please forgive me, Yurine!
**[02:10] Yurine**
Heh.
**[02:12] Yurine**
*Dropkick on My Devil!! X*...
**[02:15] Both**
...begins now!
**[03:53] Yurine**
What's that serious look all about?
**[03:56] Jashin**
For our third anime adaptation,
*Dropkick on My Devil!! X*,
**[04:01] Jashin**
I've decided to present
my character differently.
**[04:04] Jashin**
From now on, Jashin-chan
is going to be serious.
**[04:07] Yurine**
I see. So you're going for a
different taste. Interesting idea.
**[04:15] Yurine**
Hey, maybe I'll change my character, too.
**[04:20] Yurine**
I like everything to be beautiful.
**[04:25] Yurine**
Maybe this is how I'll stay for the
whole of *Dropkick on My Devil!! X*.
**[04:29] Minos**
Jashin-chan!
***SIGN*** Beef
**[04:31] Minos**
Let's play video games!
**[04:33] Medusa**
I bought some Fresh Moon cakes!
***SIGN*** We're here to visit.
***SIGN*** Beef
**[04:36] Yurine**
Oh, my. All of your art
has changed, as well.
**[04:40] Yurine**
Minos, you appear to be in
a children's cartoon style.
**[04:43] Yurine**
You give the impression
of a healthy, fiery youth.
**[04:45] Yurine**
Medusa, your appearance was
always based on a 90s style,
**[04:49] Yurine**
but it's leaning that way even more now.
**[04:52] Yurine**
And Per-chan, your soft, graceful look is
like something out of Last Fantasy.
**[04:57] Minos**
Yeah, before I knew it,
this is how I was drawn!
**[05:01] Poporon**
Hello, it's Genesis!
**[05:03] Poporon**
I brought your two sets of ramen
with half orders of fried rice!
***SIGN*** Wow, Poporon-chan, you look like you're straight out of a shojo manga.
**[05:12] Poporon**
Really?
**[05:13] Poporon**
I don't feel like I've changed that much...
**[05:15] Minos**
Yeah, you looked like a shojo
manga character to begin with!
**[05:30] Yurine**
She's eating so nice and quiet.
**[05:33] Medusa**
Jashin-chan seems unusually serious today.
**[05:36] Pino**
Hanazono-san!
**[05:37] Pino**
I looked in your bathroom mirror before my
shower, and saw that I look like this now!
**[05:42] Medusa**
Pino-chan looks about the same as always.
**[05:46] Yurine**
No, look closer.
**[05:48] Yurine**
The more adult features that we've
tried to keep to a minimum in this show
**[05:52] Yurine**
are much more pronounced on her now.
**[05:57] Poporon**
Because she came out here in her underwear?
**[06:00] Tex**
Thank
You for
the Meal
**[06:00] Tex**
Thank
You for
the Meal
**[06:01] Pekola**
Bread crusts are delicious!
**[06:06] Pekola**
Oh, you're all here?
**[06:09] Minos**
Pekola-chan and Beth look like
characters from a Showa-era gag manga!
**[06:14] Poporon**
Pekola-sama, look how much you've shrunk.
**[06:17] Pekola**
Have I?
**[06:20] Ran**
Ni hao!
**[06:21] Kyon**
How are you all doing?
**[06:22] Minos**
Whoa! They're from a tearjerker game!
**[06:24] Yurine**
I wonder if they're sick or something.
**[06:27] Ran**
No, not at all!
**[06:28] Kyon**
We're healthy and strong!
And we love taiyaki!
**[06:33] Yurine**
You haven't said anything or
made any snappy comebacks at all.
***SIGN*** Keeping
Quiet
***SIGN*** Keeping
Quiet
**[06:41] Yurine**
I don't think just staying quiet
constitutes being serious...
**[06:46] Minos**
Per-chan, you even look
cute in that graceful style!
**[06:46] Poporon**
Pekola-sama, you're so tiny.
**[06:48] Pekola**
Indeed, indeed.
**[06:51] Yurine**
*This is such a chaotic sight...*
**[06:55] Yurine**
I think our visuals need
to be consistent after all.
**[06:58] Yurine**
Everyone, go back to the way you
were by the end of the eyecatch.
**[07:02] All**
Okay!
**[07:02] Mino**
'Kay!
**[07:03] Pekola**
Got it!
**[07:04] Pino**
I sure want to...
**[07:05] Poporon**
But we can't?
**[07:11] DevilA**
Moo.
***SIGN*** Moo
**[07:15] DevilA**
This is Jinbocho in Chiyoda Ward.
**[07:17] DevilA**
Happy New Year, everyone!
**[07:24] Pekola**
* My Lord, I am yet again*
* about to commit a sin.*
**[07:29] Pekola**
* I have accepted an invitation from the witch*
* to once more set foot in the Sabbat's domicile...*
**[07:37] (Flashback) Yurine**
It's New Year's,
so come over for some ozoni.
**[07:42] Pekola**
Ozoni...
**[07:44] Pekola**
Well, it *is* New Year's.
I'm sure my Lord will forgive me!
**[07:50] DevilA**
Your "Lord" is not a Shinto god!
***SIGN*** A warm meal
with a warm family
was the hallucination I saw
***SIGN*** I don't turn to stone
even if I look at Medusa,
thanks to the bracelet
I bought at a stall in Akiba
***SIGN*** Not bad
for a
pig
**[07:57] Yurine**
It's still a little too early to eat,
**[07:59] Yurine**
so let's play some karuta
to work up an appetite.
**[08:02] Ran**
Do your best, Kyon-Kyon!
**[08:04] Kyon**
Okay!
**[08:05] Poporon**
Isn't karuta kind of childish?
**[08:07] Pino**
I won't lose to you, Poporon.
**[08:09] Pino**
If I'm so weak I lose to the likes of you,
**[08:10] Minos**
I haven't played karuta since grade school.
**[08:11] Pino**
pursuers from Heaven
would overcome me easily.
***SIGN*** I'm a little worried I might get hurt.
**[08:15] Jashin**
Hah! You weakling. You'll make your
teacher in Hell cry, talking like that.
**[08:16] Pino**
So I can't afford to lose now.
**[08:19] Pino**
That's right.
***SIGN*** What makes my mother cry is having a useless student who can't even go back to Hell.
**[08:23] Pino**
I mean, it's true, isn't it?
I can't afford to lose.
**[08:26] Jashin**
You impertinent brat! If you weren't
Sensei's daughter, I'd beat you to a pulp!
***SIGN*** You didn't forget about when you broke my leg, did you?
**[08:35] Yurine**
The new year is young.
Don't start fighting already.
**[08:39] Jashin**
*Still...*
**[08:40] Jashin**
* By complete chance, this has turned into a*
* battle between devils, angels, and humans.*
**[08:45] Jashin**
* One could call this a*
* practice run for Armageddon.*
**[08:49] Jashin**
* I can't lose when the*
* new year's just begun!*
**[08:52] Yurine**
You'd better not cheat.
**[08:54] Jashin**
Huh? Well, of course I won't...
**[08:57] Jashin**
And you know, if you
damage a child's self-esteem
**[09:00] Jashin**
by saying that before they even start
playing, you'll never be a good parent.
**[09:03] Yurine**
I told you, I'm never going to be a parent.
**[09:06] Medusa**
Okay, I'll start reading now.
**[09:08] Medusa**
"Not bad for a pig."
**[09:10] Jashin**
"Not..." "Not..."
**[09:10] Kyon**
Hmm, where is it?
**[09:12] Yurine**
There!
**[09:14] Pekola**
Th-That was fast!
**[09:17] Minos**
That was amazing, Yurine-chan!
**[09:17] Jashin**
* H-How is she so fast?*
* Is that kind of speed even human?*
**[09:22] Medusa**
I'll read the next one now.
**[09:24] Medusa**
"A warm meal with a warm family
was the hallucination I saw."
**[09:28] Pekola**
Here!
**[09:29] Yurine**
Well done.
**[09:32] Medusa**
"Little cyclops is
short-lived and panty-free."
**[09:37] Kyon**
Aiya!
***SIGN*** Aw, she beat me to it.
**[09:41] Ran**
Nice one, Kyon-Kyon!
**[09:42] Medusa**
"Before her departure at 8 AM,
Azusa 2's last words were 'forever dream.'"
***SIGN*** Oh, there it is!
***SIGN*** Huh?
***SIGN*** Jashin-chan?
**[09:53] Jashin**
Azusa 2... It was all Yurine's fault...
**[09:57] Yurine**
It was *your* fault.
**[09:58] Jashin**
If you hadn't dodged my attack...
**[10:00] Minos**
Yeah, that was Jashin-chan's fault.
***SIGN*** It really was.
**[10:04] Medusa**
I'll read the next one now.
**[10:07] Medusa**
"The assassin that popped out of the
closet was a moronic fallen angel."
**[10:11] Medusa**
"The halo she lost was
taken out with the trash,
**[10:13] Medusa**
and now she can't go home,
so she lives in a box."
***SIGN*** Ah, found it!
**[10:18] Pekola**
Without my halo, I can't use my
powers or even go back to Heaven...
**[10:24] Pino**
And because you're such a moron,
**[10:27] Pino**
even those of us who came to finish
you off got dragged down with you.
**[10:30] Poporon**
All because you're such a moron.
**[10:34] Medusa**
U-Uh...
**[10:37] Medusa**
"Door L2 leads to the secluded
Philippine region of El Nido."
**[10:40] Jashin**
Where is it? Where is it?!
***SIGN*** Door L2 leads to
the secluded
Philippine region of
El Nido
**[10:44] Pekola**
There!
**[10:46] Jashin**
Hey. What do you think you're doing?
**[10:50] Pekola**
Huh? I just took the card.
Isn't that the point of the game?
**[10:54] Jashin**
You stupid fallen angel!
Let me get one already!
**[10:57] Pekola**
Let you get one? But you
hadn't even spotted that one.
**[11:01] Jashin**
What was that?!
**[11:04] Minos**
Hey, c'mon, don't fight.
***SIGN*** You're still such a short-tempered devil.
**[11:08] Jashin**
Ugh! I hate you all!
**[11:11] Jashin**
Medusa! Next!
**[11:12] Medusa**
O-Okay...
**[11:14] Medusa**
"Green onion stolen.
A 100-yen coin left in its place."
**[11:18] Jashin**
Where is it? "Green onion..."
Where's "green onion"?
**[11:23] Jashin**
Green onion!
**[11:24] Miku**
Shopping! Shopping!
**[11:27] Jashin**
You!
**[11:30] Jashin**
Green onion stolen!
**[11:31] Miku**
Wh-What?
**[11:33] Jashin**
And you get 100 yen for it!
**[11:38] Miku**
I bought that green onion
for 90 yen, so it's all good.
**[11:42] Jashin**
I got the green onion!
**[11:44] Yurine**
You're supposed to get the card,
not an actual green onion.
**[11:49] Jashin**
Argh! Next time... Next time!
***SIGN*** Jashin-chan swore
she would win
next time, but...
**[11:53] DevilA**
Jashin-chan swore she
would win next time, but...
***SIGN*** Our holy idol
lives and works
at Genesis,
wearing straw sandals
***SIGN*** Our holy idol
lives and works
at Genesis,
wearing straw sandals
**[11:58] Medusa**
"Our holy idol lives and works at
Genesis, wearing straw sandals."
***SIGN*** Our holy idol
lives and works
at Genesis,
wearing straw sandals
***SIGN*** Our holy idol
lives and works
at Genesis,
wearing straw sandals
***SIGN*** Our holy idol
lives and works
at Genesis,
wearing straw sandals
***SIGN*** Our holy idol
lives and works
at Genesis,
wearing straw sandals
***SIGN*** Our holy idol
lives and works
at Genesis,
wearing straw sandals
***SIGN*** Our holy idol
lives and works
at Genesis,
wearing straw sandals
***SIGN*** Our holy idol
lives and works
at Genesis,
wearing straw sandals
***SIGN*** Our holy idol
lives and works
at Genesis,
wearing straw sandals
***SIGN*** Everyone is
surely waiting
for the tsuchinoko's
sexy scene
***SIGN*** Our holy idol
lives and works
at Genesis,
wearing straw sandals
***SIGN*** Everyone is
surely waiting
for the tsuchinoko's
sexy scene
***SIGN*** Our holy idol
lives and works
at Genesis,
wearing straw sandals
***SIGN*** Everyone is
surely waiting
for the tsuchinoko's
sexy scene
***SIGN*** Our holy idol
lives and works
at Genesis,
wearing straw sandals
***SIGN*** Everyone is
surely waiting
for the tsuchinoko's
sexy scene
***SIGN*** Our holy idol
lives and works
at Genesis,
wearing straw sandals
***SIGN*** Everyone is
surely waiting
for the tsuchinoko's
sexy scene
**[12:03] Poporon**
Here!
***SIGN*** Our holy idol
lives and works
at Genesis,
wearing straw sandals
***SIGN*** Everyone is
surely waiting
for the tsuchinoko's
sexy scene
***SIGN*** Everyone is
surely waiting
for the tsuchinoko's
sexy scene
**[12:03] Medusa**
"Everyone is surely waiting for
the tsuchinoko's sexy scene."
***SIGN*** Everyone is
surely waiting
for the tsuchinoko's
sexy scene
***SIGN*** Everyone is
surely waiting
for the tsuchinoko's
sexy scene
***SIGN*** Everyone is
surely waiting
for the tsuchinoko's
sexy scene
***SIGN*** Everyone is
surely waiting
for the tsuchinoko's
sexy scene
***SIGN*** Everyone is
surely waiting
for the tsuchinoko's
sexy scene
***SIGN*** Everyone is
surely waiting
for the tsuchinoko's
sexy scene
***SIGN*** Everyone is
surely waiting
for the tsuchinoko's
sexy scene
***SIGN*** Everyone is
surely waiting
for the tsuchinoko's
sexy scene
***SIGN*** Everyone is
surely waiting
for the tsuchinoko's
sexy scene
**[12:07] Kyon**
Got it!
**[12:08] Medusa**
"I don't turn to stone, even if I look at Medusa,
***SIGN*** I don't turn to stone
even if I look at Medusa,
thanks to the bracelet
I bought at a stall in Akiba
***SIGN*** I don't turn to stone
even if I look at Medusa,
thanks to the bracelet
I bought at a stall in Akiba
***SIGN*** I don't turn to stone
even if I look at Medusa,
thanks to the bracelet
I bought at a stall in Akiba
***SIGN*** I don't turn to stone
even if I look at Medusa,
thanks to the bracelet
I bought at a stall in Akiba
***SIGN*** I don't turn to stone
even if I look at Medusa,
thanks to the bracelet
I bought at a stall in Akiba
***SIGN*** I don't turn to stone
even if I look at Medusa,
thanks to the bracelet
I bought at a stall in Akiba
***SIGN*** "Lonely me"
and "sashimi"
sound alike
**[12:11] Medusa**
thanks to the bracelet I
bought at a stall in Akiba."
***SIGN*** I don't turn to stone
even if I look at Medusa,
thanks to the bracelet
I bought at a stall in Akiba
***SIGN*** "Lonely me"
and "sashimi"
sound alike
***SIGN*** I don't turn to stone
even if I look at Medusa,
thanks to the bracelet
I bought at a stall in Akiba
***SIGN*** "Lonely me"
and "sashimi"
sound alike
***SIGN*** I don't turn to stone
even if I look at Medusa,
thanks to the bracelet
I bought at a stall in Akiba
***SIGN*** "Lonely me"
and "sashimi"
sound alike
***SIGN*** I don't turn to stone
even if I look at Medusa,
thanks to the bracelet
I bought at a stall in Akiba
***SIGN*** "Lonely me"
and "sashimi"
sound alike
***SIGN*** I don't turn to stone
even if I look at Medusa,
thanks to the bracelet
I bought at a stall in Akiba
***SIGN*** "Lonely me"
and "sashimi"
sound alike
**[12:13] Yurine**
Here.
***SIGN*** I don't turn to stone
even if I look at Medusa,
thanks to the bracelet
I bought at a stall in Akiba
***SIGN*** "Lonely me"
and "sashimi"
sound alike
***SIGN*** "Lonely me"
and "sashimi"
sound alike
***SIGN*** "Lonely me"
and "sashimi"
sound alike
**[12:14] Medusa**
"'Lonely me' and 'sashimi' sound alike."
***SIGN*** "Lonely me"
and "sashimi"
sound alike
***SIGN*** "Lonely me"
and "sashimi"
sound alike
***SIGN*** "Lonely me"
and "sashimi"
sound alike
***SIGN*** "Lonely me"
and "sashimi"
sound alike
***SIGN*** "Lonely me"
and "sashimi"
sound alike
***SIGN*** "Lonely me"
and "sashimi"
sound alike
**[12:16] Pino**
Here!
**[12:17] Pino**
Now that I'm giving karuta a try,
it's actually quite fun.
***SIGN*** Devil A
**[12:22] DevilA**
Jashin-chan can't even get a single card.
***SIGN*** Devil A
***SIGN*** Jashin-chan
can't even get
a single card
**[12:27] Jashin**
*Th-This is bad.*
**[12:29] Jashin**
*If this keeps up, I'll lose.*
**[12:31] Jashin**
* There's no need to get serious*
* over a silly game like this,*
**[12:34] Jashin**
*but as a devil, losing cannot be tolerated!*
**[12:37] Jashin**
* Maybe it's about time I taught*
* these guys how cruel reality is.*
**[12:42] Medusa**
"Almond Shot, Almond Shot,
Under Almond Shot."
**[12:46] Pekola**
Found it!
***SIGN*** Wham
**[12:48] Jashin**
Whoops! My hand slipped!
***SIGN*** Wham
**[12:52] Pekola**
Wh-What was that for?!
**[12:54] Yurine**
You actually cheated, didn't you?
**[12:56] Jashin**
That wasn't cheating. My hand just slipped.
**[13:00] Yurine**
You know what'll happen if
you do that again, don't you?
**[13:04] Jashin**
Of course I do!
***SIGN*** She has no idea, does she?
**[13:07] Minos**
Nope.
**[13:08] Jashin**
Medusa! Read the next card already!
**[13:11] Medusa**
Okay...
**[13:12] Medusa**
"Heh. This is my second deadly move after
my deadly dropkick, Royal Copenhagen."
**[13:19] Medusa**
"I named it after the Danish porcelain
manufacturer because it sounded cool."
***SIGN*** Heh. This is my second deadly move
after my deadly dropkick,
Royal Copenhagen. I named it after
the Danish porcelain manufacturer
because it sounded cool.
**[13:24] Jashin**
You're not getting this one! Second
deadly move: Royal Copenhagen!
**[13:28] Jashin**
Whoops! My hand slipped again!
**[13:31] Jashin**
What?!
**[13:34] Jashin**
I don't think so!
**[13:35] Yurine**
Ow, hot!
**[13:36] Jashin**
All mine!
***SIGN*** Heh. This is my second deadly move
after my deadly dropkick,
Royal Copenhagen. I named it after
the Danish porcelain manufacturer
because it sounded cool.
**[13:38] Jashin**
Gotcha!
***SIGN*** Heh. This is my second deadly move
after my deadly dropkick,
Royal Copenhagen. I named it after
the Danish porcelain manufacturer
because it sounded cool.
***SIGN*** Heh. This is my second deadly move
after my deadly dropkick,
Royal Copenhagen. I named it after
the Danish porcelain manufacturer
because it sounded cool.
**[13:41] Jashin**
"Ow, hot!" she said.
**[13:43] Jashin**
I guess my eye beams are pretty hot, Pekola.
**[13:47] Pekola**
Uh-huh...
**[13:49] Medusa**
*This just turned really scary...*
***SIGN*** "Niozoni" contains
the word "ozoni"
**[13:53] Medusa**
Oh, this is the last card.
***SIGN*** "Niozoni" contains
the word "ozoni"
**[13:57] Medusa**
"'Niozoni' contains the word 'ozoni.'"
**[14:00] Yurine**
Here.
**[14:01] Yurine**
The karuta game is now over.
**[14:04] Yurine**
Now it's time to prepare the ozoni.
**[14:07] Yurine**
Right, Jashin-chan?
**[14:10] Jashin**
Huh?
**[14:11] Jashin**
Oh... Right.
**[14:16] Minos**
This ozoni is so good!
**[14:18] Medusa**
Y-Yes, it's great.
**[14:21] Pekola**
It's absolutely delicious!
**[14:24] Pekola**
I can't breathe! M-My eyes!
***SIGN*** Careful!
**[14:34] Pekola**
You saved me.
**[14:37] Kyon**
Is it yummy, Onee-chan?
**[14:39] Ran**
Hao chi!
***SIGN*** That was a close call.
**[14:42] Minos**
I think this is gonna be another great year!
**[14:43] Poporon**
What are we going to do with you, Pekola-sama?
**[14:44] Medusa**
Uh, yeah...
**[14:46] Yurine**
Well? Have you seen the error of your ways?
**[14:49] Jashin**
Yes! Yes! I have!
**[14:51] Yurine**
Really? Then I'll let you eat some ozoni.
***SIGN*** Splat
**[14:58] Jashin**
Ow, hot!
***SIGN*** Smack
**[15:00] Yurine**
Here you go. Have some piping-hot mochi.
**[15:04] Jashin**
P-Please stop...
**[15:06] Yurine**
What? You want more?
**[15:08] Yurine**
Okay, then. I'll give you lots more.
**[15:12] Jashin**
Hot!
**[15:13] Yurine**
Yes, the mochi is hot, isn't it?
**[15:15] Yurine**
I wonder which is hotter,
this or your eye beams...
**[15:21] Yurine**
How about a steaming-hot green onion next?
**[15:25] Jashin**
Hot!
***SIGN*** m 0 10 l 100 0 100 100 0 100
***SIGN*** Orphanage
Iron Commando
**[15:30] Teacher**
Okay, everyone, pay attention.
**[15:32] Teacher**
This is Lierre-chan,
your new friend starting today.
**[15:37] Lierre**
Nice to meet all of you. My name is Lierre.
**[15:40] Lierre**
I hope we'll all be friends.
**[15:42] Kid1**
Nice to meet you!
**[15:43] Kid2**
Nice to meet ya!
**[15:44] Daichi**
Hey, Lierre-chan, which
***** color is your favorite?
**[15:47] Lierre**
A ***** Monster *****, huh?
**[15:50] Lierre**
Hmm... I guess I'd say Lead.
**[15:53] Daichi**
How cool!
**[15:57] Pekola**
The sky is the color of lead.
**[15:59] Pekola**
The weather is so dreary,
just like my heart.
**[16:05] Pekola**
This is the last of my food for today...
**[16:09] Pekola**
Maybe tonight I'll finally go
back to nature's salad bar...
**[16:13] Pekola**
If I recall, Chinese plantain,
wood sorrel, and sow thistle grow there.
**[16:18] Guy**
She's literally talking
about eating roadside grass.
***SIGN*** Horsetail
**[16:24] Pekola**
I wish I had some ramen...
**[16:27] Lierre**
Hup.
**[16:33] Pekola**
*I haven't seen her around here before.*
**[16:38] Lierre**
This land is rife with conflict and hatred.
**[16:43] Lierre**
Do you not agree?
**[16:45] Pekola**
Huh? Uh, yes...
**[16:49] Lierre**
Long ago, I destroyed the
corrupt human race with a flood.
**[16:53] Lierre**
I suppose history does repeat itself.
**[16:56] Pekola**
Do you like the Bible?
**[16:59] Pekola**
What an admirable child you are.
**[17:03] Lierre**
Honestly... You still don't get it, Pekola?
**[17:06] Pekola**
Wha—
**[17:07] Pekola**
How do you know my name?!
**[17:09] Pekola**
Is it written on me somewhere?!
**[17:13] Lierre**
I don't know if you're just
pretending to be dumb,
**[17:15] Lierre**
or if falling to Earth
really did make you dumb...
**[17:21] Pekola**
Wait, are you... I mean,
might you actually be...
**[17:25] Pekola**
My Lord, Lierre-sama?!
**[17:29] Lierre**
You finally figured it out?
**[17:31] Pekola**
Why have you taken this form?
**[17:33] Pekola**
I remember you looking more like...
well... a *mature* woman.
**[17:37] Lierre**
What do you mean, "mature"?!
I'm still young!
**[17:40] Pekola**
I-I'm sorry!
**[17:42] Lierre**
This form is more convenient.
**[17:45] Lierre**
No one suspects the child.
**[17:49] Pekola**
You finally...
**[17:51] Pekola**
You finally came to take me home!
**[17:54] Pekola**
I'm so glad! I won't have to
go to the salad bar anymore!
**[17:59] Guy**
*I see.*
**[18:01] Guy**
*So you're leaving, huh?*
**[18:05] Lierre**
No, you'll still need to
rely on the salad bar.
**[18:08] Pekola**
Huh?
**[18:08] Guy**
*Yay.*
**[18:10] Lierre**
I'm here because...
**[18:13] Lierre**
it's time to give this world
another deep cleaning.
**[18:20] Lierre**
We decided it at a meeting of the gods.
**[18:23] Lierre**
If we allow the corrupt human race to keep
on living, they'll only pollute the world.
**[18:28] Pekola**
Oh, no!
**[18:29] Pekola**
If you do that, *Dropkick on My Devil!! X*
will end after only one episode,
**[18:33] Pekola**
even after it was finally
successfully crowdfunded!
**[18:37] Texxt**
End
**[18:38] Pekola**
No, no, no.
**[18:38] Texxt**
End
**[18:38] Texxt**
End
**[18:38] Texxt**
End
**[18:40] Pekola**
There are still many good
humans in this world.
**[18:43] Pekola**
Would you leave all of them to die?!
**[18:50] Pekola**
I do recall that there were some
among the gods who hated humans...
**[18:55] Pekola**
But I thought you loved humans!
**[19:00] Lierre**
I've watched this world from
up in Heaven for a long time.
**[19:05] Lierre**
Then I grew fed up,
**[19:07] Lierre**
and my thoughts on it changed.
**[19:10] Lierre**
Too many humans act only
in their own self-interest,
**[19:13] Lierre**
and I cannot allow it to continue.
**[19:16] Pekola**
My Lord...
**[19:18] Lierre**
But...
**[19:19] Pekola**
But?
**[19:20] Lierre**
First, I want to try
living as the humans do.
**[19:25] Mom**
What should we have for dinner tonight?
**[19:27] Guy**
How about some grass?
**[19:30] Lierre**
I came to this world
alone in order to do that.
**[19:36] Pekola**
So that's why...
**[19:39] Lierre**
And...
**[19:40] Lierre**
I also need to get rid of the three of you,
who betrayed Heaven and colluded with devils.
***SIGN*** Fallen
***SIGN*** Angel
***SIGN*** Trio
**[19:47] Pekola**
So that really is a part of it, then...
**[19:50] Jashin**
I heard everything.
**[19:54] Lierre**
Where did you come from?
**[19:56] Jashin**
Heya, slay ya, love and throb and kiss ya.
**[19:59] Jashin**
And who do you think *you* are,
talking like you're so much better than us?
**[20:04] Jashin**
Who cares about some
stupid meeting of the gods?
**[20:07] Jashin**
You don't get to just decide all that.
**[20:09] Jashin**
If you want to destroy humanity,
you'll have to go through me first.
**[20:14] Jashin**
Pachinko, arcades,
boat racing, cycle racing,
**[20:17] Jashin**
horse racing, poker, mahjong, cee-lo,
**[20:19] Jashin**
hanafuda, *****, and *****...
**[20:23] Jashin**
I can't let this world be destroyed.
**[20:27] Lierre**
Are you the devil who's
become Pekola's friend?
**[20:30] Pekola**
N-No, I wouldn't call her a friend...
**[20:32] Jashin**
That's right!
**[20:36] Jashin**
I don't care if you're some god from Heaven
or wherever. I'm gonna throttle you.
**[20:41] Jashin**
After all, I'm Jashin and
I'm a god of Hell myself.
**[20:44] Pekola**
Don't! You can't beat her!
**[20:48] Jashin**
What? She's that strong?
**[20:50] Jashin**
Maybe I won't, then!
**[20:52] Lierre**
You truly are an inferior race.
**[20:53] Yurine**
Hey! Jashin-chan!
***SIGN*** Hey!
Jashin-chan!
**[20:57] Yurine**
You put a sandwich in a clear file
and left it in the drawer again!
**[21:02] Jashin**
Ack! Yurine!
**[21:03] Yurine**
Why do you keep doing the
same thing over and over?!
***SIGN*** No Peeking
**[23:03] DevilA**
Nice! This is sure to send
our ratings through the roof—
**[23:10] Pino**
Greetings, everyone.
**[23:12] Pino**
This is Pino, the winner of the grand
prize in the Heaven Baking Contest.
**[23:17] Pino**
Today, I'm going to bake a
delicious treat for all of you.
**[23:21] Pino**
Let's see... Which container was the sugar in?
**[23:25] Pino**
Oh? And this one... And this one, too...
**[23:29] Pino**
Next time on *Dropkick on My Devil!! X*,
episode 2: "All the Pills Are Hard Candies."
**[23:37] Pino**
Really. All of them are hard candies.
# E2 - All the Pills Are Hard Candies
Source: [Crunchyroll](https://www.crunchyroll.com/watch/GK9U302ZD/all-the-pills-are-hard-candies)
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**[01:33] Pino**
Something's wrong.
**[01:35] Pino**
Pursuers from Heaven should've come
after me by now, but there's no sign of any.
**[01:42] Pino**
Wait...
**[01:42] Pino**
Maybe a pursuer's already here,
**[01:45] Pino**
and they're hiding in this room
somewhere, just watching me.
**[01:50] Pino**
Somewhere in this room...
**[01:53] Pino**
They're laughing at me, thinking they
could kill me anytime they wanted.
**[01:57] Pino**
Laughing at me...
**[02:00] Shadow**
I could kill you anytime I wanted.
**[02:04] Pino**
Where?! Where are you?!
**[02:06] Pino**
In here?!
**[02:07] Pino**
In here?!
**[02:08] Pino**
Or... in here?!
**[02:13] Pino**
Okay, I guess they couldn't be in here.
**[02:20] Pino**
I'm... I'm scared.
**[02:22] Pino**
So scared, I'm going crazy.
**[02:26] Pino**
Someone...
**[02:28] Pino**
Someone please stay with me!
**[02:31] Pino**
I'm scared!
**[02:35] SIGN**
Nutrient-Packed
**[02:35] SIGN**
Stomach Medicine
**[02:43] SIGN**
Pino : Mental Strength
**[02:44] SIGN**
Devil A : Life
**[02:45] DevilA**
You should always make sure your
surroundings are safe when healing.
**[02:51] SIGN**
Awaiting Retrieval
**[02:55] Pino**
I'm calm now.
**[02:57] Pino**
If Poporon saw me like this,
she'd make fun of me for sure.
**[03:02] Poporon**
Wow, talk about sad.
**[03:02] SIGN**
Wow
**[03:03] SIGN**
Talk
about
sad
**[03:07] Pino**
There was never anything to fear.
**[03:09] Pino**
If pursuers come for me, all I need to
do is make the devils fight each other.
**[03:13] Pino**
That's why I'm being friendly with
them while I work as custodian here.
**[03:20] Pino**
When my halo regenerates,
I'll lead a rebellion and kill our Lord.
**[03:24] Pino**
Then I'll reign over Heaven,
destroy the humans and devils,
**[03:30] Pino**
and become the new Lord.
**[03:32] Pino**
My plan is flawless.
**[03:36] Pino**
What was I even afraid of?
**[03:41] Pino**
Oh, my face looks awful.
**[03:45] SIGN**
Smile
**[03:45] SIGN**
Smile
**[03:46] Pino**
Yes! Very cute!
**[03:49] Pino**
Nothing suits me better than a smile.
**[03:52] Pino**
Now, then. Time for a change of outlook.
I'll make cupcakes to take to Pekola-sama.
**[04:02] DevilA**
Did you think this was medicine?
**[04:04] DevilA**
It's Pino's pill-shaped hard candies!
**[04:06] SIGN**
Don't
Eat
**[04:06] SIGN**
Too
Many
**[04:12] Pino**
I'll make myself feel better by
looking at Pekola-sama's dopey face.
**[04:17] Yurine**
Why do you keep doing the
same thing over and over?!
**[04:30] Yurine**
Oh, no! I'm so sorry!
**[04:32] Pino**
*Is that... Lierre-sama?*
**[04:34] Pino**
*It can't be... but...*
**[04:34] Jashin**
Hoo boy. You can't pin that one on me.
She's really strong, apparently.
**[04:36] Pino**
* She looks different,*
* but that's definitely Lierre-sama.*
**[04:39] Yurine**
What do we do? We have
to get her to the hospital.
**[04:42] Pino**
I-I need to hide!
**[04:43] Pekola**
It's all right.
**[04:45] Pekola**
There's no need to worry, Hanazono Yurine.
**[04:47] Pekola**
That is my Lord, Lierre-sama.
**[04:51] Yurine**
Your Lord? This little girl?
**[04:53] Pekola**
She has taken the form of
a child for certain reasons,
**[04:56] Pekola**
but to her, a punch from a human
is little more than a mosquito's bite.
**[05:01] Pekola**
See?
**[05:02] Yurine**
Are you sure she's all right?
**[05:07] Yurine**
I see...
**[05:08] Lierre**
*So this is Hanazono Yurine?*
**[05:10] Lierre**
*Not bad, for a human.*
**[05:14] Yurine**
Your nose is bleeding.
**[05:16] SIGN**
Pfft
**[05:17] Lierre**
It's nothing.
**[05:19] Lierre**
I feel no pain from a human's
punch. Not even a tickle.
**[05:25] Pekola**
Um, your legs are trembling.
Are you all right?
**[05:29] Lierre**
They are not.
**[05:30] Pekola**
You're sweating a lot, too.
**[05:32] Lierre**
I am not.
**[05:33] Jashin**
Pekola, is this little
thing really that strong?
**[05:37] Jashin**
Well? Well?
**[05:39] Jashin**
She doesn't look that tough to me.
I'll just kill her while I can.
**[05:43] Pekola**
Wait!
**[05:44] Pino**
*Looks like she really is Lierre-sama.*
**[05:46] Pino**
*But as long as she's in that form,*
**[05:48] Pino**
* Jashin-chan-san might*
* actually be able to kill her.*
**[05:51] Jashin**
Die, god of Heaven!
**[05:53] Jashin**
I mean, Lierre-san!
**[05:55] Jashin**
Take this! Jashin-chan Thanks You
For the Crowdfunding Death Dropkick!
**[05:56] SIGN**
Jashin-chan Thanks You For the crowdfunding Death Dropkick!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
**[06:01] Lierre**
No, *you* die.
**[06:02] Jashin**
Nope! I don't think so! I can't die yet!
**[06:05] Jashin**
I haven't been to Kushino, Furano,
Obihiro, or Minamishimabara yet!
**[06:13] Jashin**
Ow.
**[06:14] Pekola**
Y-Your tail!
**[06:18] Pino**
Nope.
**[06:19] Pino**
* Even in the form of a child,*
* she's still so powerful.*
**[06:22] Pino**
*I'm sure I'd end up the same way.*
**[06:26] Pino**
*Nope. Nope. Nope, nope.*
**[06:29] Pino**
* Nope, nope, nope, nope, nope,*
* nope, nope, nope, nope, nope, nope!*
**[06:32] Pino**
*I can't!*
**[06:38] Jashin**
Damn it...
**[06:40] Lierre**
You still want to fight?
**[06:46] Jashin**
I...
**[06:49] Jashin**
...swear my loyalty to you.
**[06:53] Jashin**
Use me as your right arm!
**[06:55] Jashin**
And Yurine can be your left!
**[06:57] Yurine**
You're a devil. Stop trying to
enslave yourself to Heaven.
**[07:01] Jashin**
If you kill Yurine, all of Jinbocho—
no, the whole *world* will be yours!
**[07:02] Lierre**
* This is bad. Using my power*
* drained me even more.*
**[07:06] Jashin**
Hey! Are you listening, Lierre-san?!
**[07:12] Lierre**
Pekola.
**[07:13] Lierre**
Tell Poporon and Pino that I was here,
**[07:17] Lierre**
and that I look forward
to seeing them again.
**[07:21] Lierre**
Farewell.
**[07:26] Pekola**
My Lord!
**[07:27] Pekola**
What's the matter, my Lord?!
**[07:29] Yurine**
She's not okay at all.
**[07:31] Jashin**
Aw, so Lierre-san's actually a weakling.
**[07:34] Jashin**
What I said before was a lie, Yurine.
**[07:36] Jashin**
You're the only partner for me.
**[07:39] Pekola**
What a silver tongue.
**[07:41] Yurine**
It really is my fault.
**[07:44] Pekola**
Shall I call an ambulance?
**[07:46] Yurine**
Yeah, please do.
**[07:47] DevilA**
The number to call for an ambulance is 119
in Japan, 911 in America, and 999 in the UK.
**[07:56] DevilA**
So in Hell, I guess it would
be 666? Not that I'd know.
**[08:07] Pino**
What in the world was I...
**[08:11] Pino**
I had such a strange dream.
**[08:13] Pino**
Imagine Lierre-sama coming
all the way here on her own...
**[08:17] Pino**
And getting punched out
by Hanazono-san to boot?
**[08:20] Pino**
It's inconceivable.
**[08:22] SIGN**
Low Class
**[08:22] SIGN**
Low Class
**[08:25] SIGN**
Low Class
**[08:25] SIGN**
Low Class
**[08:25] SIGN**
Low Class
**[08:25] SIGN**
Low Class
**[08:28] Pino**
Inconceivable.
**[08:37] Miku**
Poke, poke. Poke, poke.
**[08:41] SIGN**
Teke Teke Yokai Jashin-chan
**[08:58] Jashin**
Being seen in a sailor uniform
is making me blush a little.
**[09:01] SIGN**
Bl
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**[09:01] Jashin**
Blush, blush. Blush, blush.
**[09:01] SIGN**
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**[09:04] SIGN**
-ch
**[09:04] SIGN**
us
**[09:07] Poporon**
Thanks for coming out
again today, everyone!
**[09:10] Katsura**
She's so angelic!
**[09:11] Chiba**
Too angelic!
**[09:12] Ozaki**
She's angel food cake!
***SIGN*** Poporon-chan!
**[09:15] Poporon**
See you next time!
**[09:17] SIGN**
Green Room
**[09:17] SIGN**
Amatsuka Noel-sama
**[09:18] Poporon**
What?! Lierre-sama?!
**[09:20] Poporon**
And she's in child form?
**[09:22] Pekola**
That's right.
**[09:24] Pekola**
I was shocked as well.
**[09:25] Poporon**
I see. Lierre-sama's finally come here...
**[09:29] Poporon**
Does Pino know?
**[09:32] Pekola**
I haven't been able to break it to her.
**[09:34] Pekola**
She can be rather unstable, after all.
**[09:37] Pekola**
I need to find a way to tell her
tactfully or it could mentally break her.
**[09:42] Poporon**
That's true.
***SIGN*** This is her green room.
**[09:46] Jashin**
Hey, fallen angel. We came to see you.
**[09:49] Poporon**
Ugh! Meat and Potatoes!
**[09:50] Pekola**
Pino?!
***SIGN*** I invited her to come see you with us.
**[09:55] Poporon**
Jeez, did you have to go and do that?
**[09:57] Jashin**
Pino and I made Basque cheesecakes.
**[10:00] Jashin**
They're a special gift for you.
**[10:02] Pino**
I didn't make them
specially for you or anything.
**[10:06] Poporon**
Yeah, yeah.
**[10:08] Pekola**
These cakes are delicious!
**[10:11] Pino**
* Ah, there's that dopey smile!*
* It soothes my soul!*
**[10:15] Pino**
*I'm so glad I came!*
**[10:17] Jashin**
Oh, yeah. Yurine was worrying about
how Lierre-san was doing after all that.
**[10:22] Pekola**
Um... I mean, uh...
**[10:24] Pekola**
U-Uh, Poporon can give you the details!
**[10:27] Poporon**
Hey! Don't just dump it on me!
Aren't you supposed to be my shield today?
**[10:32] Pekola**
My job has nothing to do with this!
**[10:35] Jashin**
What? You haven't told Pino about Lierre-san?
**[10:39] Pekola**
Um... I was going to,
but I couldn't find the right time...
**[10:45] Poporon**
Huh? She's gone.
**[10:51] Pino**
*My Lord* did *come.*
**[10:52] Pino**
*I wasn't mistaken. She really is here.*
**[10:55] Pino**
*She came to finish me off.*
**[11:02] Pino**
*I'm scared. I don't want to die.*
**[11:14] Pino**
It's fine. I just need to carry out my plan.
**[11:18] Pino**
I'm sure Lierre-sama's
guard is down right now.
**[11:23] Pino**
Jashin-chan-san, I'll need
you to act as my sacrifice.
**[11:23] Jashin**
I discovered this crazy
candy recently. It's insane!
**[11:28] SIGN**
Low Class
**[11:30] Pekola**
Look! We match!
**[11:30] SIGN**
Low Class
**[11:30] SIGN**
Low Class
**[11:32] Poporon**
Why do I have to wear this?
**[11:54] Jashin**
You let your guard down, Lierre-san.
**[11:57] Jashin**
In this town, a moment's
carelessness can cost you your life.
**[12:01] Lierre**
You're...
**[12:02] Jashin**
Welcome to the city of books and curry.
**[12:04] Jashin**
I'll sing a requiem to welcome you!
**[12:12] Jashin**
Salmon roe wine.
**[12:17] Jashin**
Somen noodles.
**[12:21] Jashin**
And meat-filled curries are delicious.
**[12:28] Lierre**
What kind of song is that?
**[12:29] Jashin**
Huh?
**[12:30] Jashin**
It's a requiem filled with
love for my hometown.
**[12:32] SIGN**
Requiem
**[12:32] SIGN**
Requiem
**[12:33] Jashin**
I thought it'd be perfect for you,
since you're about to die.
**[12:38] Lierre**
You coward!
**[12:40] Lierre**
Where did you come from, anyway?
**[12:43] Jashin**
Tee-hee!
**[12:46] Lierre**
I should have finished you
when I had the chance.
**[12:50] Lierre**
Die.
**[12:52] Jashin**
S-Sorry!
**[12:54] Jashin**
Y'see, Pino hired me to do it!
**[12:57] Jashin**
Y'see, I borrowed a lot of money from her...
**[12:59] Lierre**
*"Y'see"?*
**[13:00] Jashin**
She said if I killed you,
she'd call off my debt.
**[13:04] (Flashback) Pino**
Please kill the Lord for me.
**[13:07] Lierre**
*That little...*
**[13:08] Jashin**
Wow, I really blew it!
**[13:10] Jashin**
I'll just be going now.
**[13:12] Jashin**
Whoopsie, whoopsie...
**[13:16] Lierre**
Honestly.
**[13:17] Lierre**
You would show your back to an enemy?
**[13:21] Lierre**
Didn't you say a moment's
carelessness could cost you your life?
**[13:24] Yurine**
What are you doing out here?
**[13:28] Lierre**
Hanazono Yurine.
**[13:30] Lierre**
And where did you come from, anywa—
**[13:32] Jashin**
Yurine!
**[13:33] Jashin**
Perfect timing!
**[13:35] Jashin**
Lierre-san is being mean to me! Punish her!
**[13:39] Yurine**
Huh? Is that true, Lierre-sama?
**[13:43] Lierre**
Well, it's true I used my deadly
Organized Crime Kick on her...
**[13:47] SIGN**
Organized
**[13:47] SIGN**
Crime
**[13:48] Lierre**
But the way it happened was
such-and-such and so-and-so...
**[13:51] Yurine**
So it *was* all your fault!
**[13:54] Yurine**
You've been borrowing money
from people other than Medusa!
**[13:57] Yurine**
I swear... I'll have to
warn the custodian later.
**[14:01] Jashin**
Damn... Damn...
**[14:01] Yurine**
I'm sorry Jashin-chan caused so much trouble.
**[14:04] Yurine**
And...
**[14:06] Yurine**
I wanted to make up for what I did
before. Do you have some time?
**[14:12] DevilA**
Veterans will remember this:
the soul food of Jinbocho, Bondy.
**[14:15] DevilA**
The curry's so good, it's unforgettable.
**[14:18] DevilA**
It even comes with a potato!
**[14:20] DevilA**
In English, that's "potato."
**[14:23] DevilA**
Repeat after me. Pota—
**[14:25] Yurine**
So you were just fine after that?
**[14:27] Lierre**
Being punched by a human is nothing to me.
**[14:30] Jashin**
Do people really get taken away
in ambulances over "nothing"?
**[14:34] Yurine**
Don't provoke her. You need to
apologize for what you did, too.
**[14:39] Jashin**
I'm sorry.
**[14:43] Lierre**
*She's so close.*
**[14:44] Yurine**
Hey.
**[14:45] Jashin**
I apologized.
**[14:48] Lierre**
*I can kill her anytime.*
**[14:49] Jashin**
This is so good!
**[14:50] Lierre**
* But considering she's got*
* Hanazono Yurine behind her,*
**[14:54] Lierre**
*I'd rather avoid a fight for now.*
**[14:56] Yurine**
What do you think, Lierre-sama?
Isn't the curry here great?
**[15:00] Lierre**
Yes. I didn't know such delicious
curry existed in the human realm.
**[15:05] Yurine**
Glad to hear it. It's on me today, so eat up.
**[15:09] Lierre**
By the way, why do you call me "Lierre-sama"?
**[15:13] Lierre**
I'm not your superior.
**[15:15] Yurine**
So... "Lierre-san"?
**[15:18] Lierre**
Just "Lierre" is fine.
**[15:21] DevilA**
Potato.
**[15:22] DevilA**
No, no, no. *Potato*.
**[15:25] Jashin**
Thanks for the meal.
**[15:28] Jashin**
I'm so full, I'm getting sleepy.
**[15:31] Yurine**
I swear...
**[15:32] Lierre**
By the way, can I ask one thing?
**[15:35] Lierre**
Tell me about Pekola and the other two.
Are they doing well in this world?
**[15:39] Yurine**
Well...
**[15:41] Yurine**
They get along well with us
and the people of this town.
**[15:47] Lierre**
I see.
**[15:52] Yurine**
Would you like to go see them now?
**[15:55] Lierre**
Huh?
**[15:58] Pino**
I'm done for. It's over.
**[16:01] DevilA**
Where is this?
**[16:01] Pino**
That's Owari.
**[16:02] SIGN**
Owari
**[16:02] SIGN**
Owari
**[16:02] SIGN**
Owari
**[16:03] DevilA**
And this location in France?
**[16:05] Pino**
That's Oiry.
**[16:05] SIGN**
Oiry
**[16:09] Pino**
I wish I could go far away!
**[16:14] Minos**
Do you really need to be that scared?
**[16:17] Pino**
I'm done for. It's over.
***SIGN*** You overreact so much.
**[16:21] Pino**
You can all talk like that because you
don't know how terrifying my Lord is.
**[16:25] Pino**
Her orders are absolute. Now that
I've failed her, all that awaits me is death.
**[16:29] Pino**
She's here!
**[16:31] Pino**
I'll kill her before she can kill me!
**[16:33] Pino**
Amen!
**[16:38] Jashin**
Why?
**[16:42] Lierre**
Hello, Pino. How have you been?
**[16:49] Pino**
*I-It's Lierre-sama!*
**[16:52] Minos**
Hey, what's going on?
**[16:53] Pino**
*I have to run! The window is my only hope!*
**[16:58] Yurine**
We're coming in.
**[16:59] Yurine**
Lierre wanted to see you,
so I brought her over.
**[17:02] Lierre**
Thanks for having me.
**[17:03] Jashin**
She's not having me...
**[17:05] Medusa**
Jashin-chan!
**[17:07] Yurine**
You guys are here, too?
**[17:09] Lierre**
This is quite a cute room.
**[17:11] Pino**
I-I'll make some tea.
**[17:17] Pino**
*L-Lierre-sama has come at last.*
***SIGN*** Nice to meet you!
**[17:22] Minos**
So Pino-chan's boss is a kid, huh?
**[17:25] Lierre**
This is just the form
I'm using here. I'm not a child.
**[17:29] Pino**
*If she's come to kill me...*
**[17:32] Pino**
*I'll kill her first!*
**[17:36] Pino**
Lierre-sama.
**[17:38] Pino**
Have some tea and apple pie.
**[17:43] Pino**
You too, Hanazono-san. Before it gets cold.
**[17:46] Yurine**
Thanks.
**[17:51] Pino**
* I put a ton of wolfsbane in*
* Lierre-sama's tea and apple pie.*
**[17:57] Pino**
* If she consumes enough of it,*
* even if it doesn't kill her,*
**[18:02] Pino**
*it should still do a lot of damage.*
**[18:05] Pino**
* And when she's weak, I'll be able to*
* kill her, even in my current state.*
**[18:18] Jashin**
You guys! Don't just leave an
injured person at your front door!
**[18:22] Jashin**
Seriously, what's happening to this world?
**[18:22] Medusa**
Jashin-chan...
**[18:25] Jashin**
Jeez, I'm thirsty after
getting beat up like that.
**[18:29] Jashin**
I'm gonna have a sip of this.
**[18:36] Medusa**
Jashin-chan?!
**[18:38] Lierre**
Pino, what's the meaning of this?
**[18:41] Pino**
Huh? Whatever do you mean?
**[18:45] Jashin**
I don't know what happened,
but I kinda blacked out there.
**[18:49] Jashin**
Ooh! This apple pie looks tasty!
**[18:57] Medusa**
Jashin-chan!
**[18:59] Lierre**
Hey, devil! Wake up! Are you all right?
**[19:03] Lierre**
Pino, did you poison these things?
**[19:05] Minos**
Poison?!
***SIGN*** What's she talking about?
**[19:08] Yurine**
Why did you do that?
**[19:11] Pino**
To...
**[19:12] Pino**
To kill you before you
could kill me, obviously!
**[19:15] Pino**
I'll shove this wolfsbane
into your mouth whole!
**[19:18] Minos**
Hey, cut it out!
***SIGN*** Calm down!
**[19:21] Lierre**
I only came here to check on you three.
**[19:24] Pino**
Liar! I know you came here to get rid of us!
**[19:28] Lierre**
By the laws of Heaven, it's true that
I've thought about ending you eventually.
**[19:33] Lierre**
But right now, observing this
planet is more important.
**[19:41] Lierre**
Frankly, I couldn't care
less about killing you three.
**[19:46] Yurine**
I think Lierre really did come
here just to check on you.
**[19:50] Yurine**
I mean, if she wanted to kill you,
she'd have done it long ago.
**[19:55] Jashin**
Wow, I blacked out! I flew right out of here!
**[19:59] Jashin**
Speaking of, remember the other day?
**[20:01] Jashin**
You're supposed to be super strong, but
you went flying when Yurine punched you.
**[20:06] Jashin**
You blacked out and had to be carried away.
**[20:09] Pino**
*She's right. That was no dream.*
**[20:12] Pino**
* And that strike really did have*
* that much force behind it...*
**[20:16] Pino**
* Which means Hanazono-san might*
* just be capable of saving me.*
**[20:25] Pino**
*That's it! Hanazono-san is my savior!*
**[20:29] Pino**
*Without a doubt, she's my Messiah!*
**[20:33] Pino**
Hanazono-san!
**[20:34] Yurine**
Y-Yes?
**[20:35] Pino**
Please continue to be my friend!
**[20:37] Yurine**
S-Sure...
**[20:42] Pino**
Yahoo!
**[20:43] Jashin**
What's with her?
**[20:45] Yurine**
I'm fine with being friends, but...
**[20:48] Yurine**
I don't think it was right to poison Lierre
without even hearing what she had to say.
**[20:54] Jashin**
Well, you never listen to what I have to—
**[20:56] Yurine**
Shut up.
**[21:01] Medusa**
Jashin-chan!
**[21:03] Pino**
Hanazono-san reprimanded me.
**[21:07] Pino**
Hanazono-san hates me now.
**[21:14] Pino**
I'm done for! I have no choice
but to take all these pills and die!
**[21:18] Yurine**
Don't talk about dying when
you're so afraid of death.
**[21:22] Lierre**
Even back in Heaven, she was always quick
to start wailing about wanting to die.
**[21:27] Yurine**
She's kind of a pain in the neck, huh?
**[21:29] Minos**
More than "kind of."
***SIGN*** She's a *huge* pain.
**[21:32] Pino**
Hanazono-san, you jerk!
**[21:35] Medusa**
Jashin-chan!
**[23:10] Poporon**
Ta-da!
**[23:11] Poporon**
It's everyone's holy idol, Poporon-chan!
**[23:15] Poporon**
A girl at the orphanage gave
me this weird whistle today.
**[23:19] Poporon**
What in the world?
This whistle is so interesting!
**[23:22] Poporon**
When I blow it, it stretches out.
**[23:25] Poporon**
Humans are so simple,
being amused by things like this.
**[23:30] Poporon**
Next time on *Dropkick on My Devil!! X*,
episode 3: "The Deadly Party Whistle."
**[23:35] Poporon**
I know! I'll blow this
whistle at Pekola-sama later!
# E3 - The Deadly Party Whistle
Source: [Crunchyroll](https://www.crunchyroll.com/watch/G50UZ9N2X/the-deadly-party-whistle)
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***SIGN*** Lake Shikotsu 777
***SIGN*** Lake Shikotsu
***SIGN*** Lake Shikotsu
***SIGN*** Exploring Chitose
in search of the Chippu
***SIGN*** Exploring Chitose
in search of the Chippu
***SIGN*** Exploring Chitose
in search of the Chippu
***SIGN*** Exploring Chitose
in search of the Chippu
***SIGN*** This program originally aired on June 22, 2020
**[00:00] Reporter**
* Today, we're visiting Lake Shikotsu*
* in Chitose City, Hokkaido!*
***SIGN*** Exploring Chitose
in search of the Chippu
***SIGN*** Exploring Chitose
in search of the Chippu
***SIGN*** Exploring Chitose
in search of the Chippu
***SIGN*** Exploring Chitose
in search of the Chippu
***SIGN*** Exploring Chitose
in search of the Chippu
***SIGN*** Exploring Chitose
in search of the Chippu
***SIGN*** Exploring Chitose
in search of the Chippu
***SIGN*** Exploring Chitose
in search of the Chippu
**[00:05] Na**
*Exploring Chitose in Search of the Chippu!*
**[00:08] Na**
* We're hungrily exploring Chitose,*
* Hokkaido's gateway to Heaven,*
**[00:10] Jashin**
That's Lierre-sama.
**[00:12] Na**
* in search of the ultra-rare*
* Lake Shikotsu chippu.*
**[00:12] Yurine**
Indeed.
**[00:13] Jashin**
But we first met her just the other day...
**[00:16] Yurine**
Indeed.
**[00:16] Na**
* The Kiusu Earthwork Burial Circles*
* are a designated World Heritage Site.*
**[00:19] Jashin**
What's going on here?
**[00:20] Minos**
Yukizuru is so good.
**[00:20] Na**
* Lake Shikotsu is Japan's*
* northernmost ice-free lake,*
**[00:22] Medusa**
Oh, actually, that one's a Fresh Moon.
**[00:23] Na**
* ranking second in Japan in*
* clarity, volume of water, and size.*
**[00:27] Medusa**
This one's the Yukizuru from Chitose.
**[00:28] Na**
* Many noteworthy things*
* can be found in Chitose,*
**[00:29] Yurine**
It was a nice place. I hope
we can all go there again.
**[00:30] Na**
* including Yukizuru,*
* a bouchée closely resembling*
**[00:33] Medusa**
Me, too!
**[00:33] Na**
*the Fresh Moon we all know and love.*
**[00:36] Na**
* Today, we're giving you a peek at Chitose,*
* as well as Jashin-chan's embezzling*
**[00:37] Jashin**
Y-You all have memories of going to Chitose?
**[00:42] Na**
* of Japan's first-ever*
* hometown tax and other evil deeds.*
**[00:43] Jashin**
H-How is there a timeline that
everyone apart from me has seen?
**[02:24] Origin**
I've called you all here
today for one reason.
***SIGN*** m 0 0 l 100 0 100 100 0 100
***SIGN*** Commander
**[02:27] Origin**
It seems someone in this group is of
the opinion that I can't beat Yurine.
**[02:32] Commander**
What?!
**[02:34] Commander**
Such thinking is nothing short
of a betrayal of our Origin!
**[02:38] Fighter**
I'm a fighter. You won't catch me
having backward thoughts like that.
**[02:42] Justice**
Nor me! My motto is "fair and square"!
**[02:45] Commander**
Hm? Who are you?
**[02:48] Justice**
I'm Justice.
**[02:49] Justice**
I already appeared in
Volume 13 of the original story.
**[02:53] Origin**
I have a righteous spirit myself.
**[02:56] Commander**
But the anime viewers wouldn't know that...
***SIGN*** m 0 0 l 100 0 100 100 0 100
***SIGN*** Commander
**[03:00] Commander**
Anyway, more importantly...
**[03:02] Commander**
Who is the traitor?!
**[03:03] Commander**
Is it you, Genius?
**[03:05] Commander**
Or maybe it's *you*, Fighter?!
**[03:07] Origin**
Commander, you're spitting.
**[03:08] Genius**
What's wrong, Commander?
**[03:10] Genius**
You're the one getting all
worked up. Maybe it's you.
**[03:13] Commander**
What did you say, Genius?!
**[03:15] Commander**
Wait... Is that SJ behind you?
**[03:18] Genius**
Honestly, can't you tell just by looking?
**[03:21] Genius**
Here.
**[03:22] Commander**
You're alive? You were supposed to have died.
**[03:27] Commander**
Wait, no. That's not...
**[03:29] Commander**
That's not the point!
**[03:31] Commander**
What's the point of a remote meeting?!
**[03:35] Genius**
We've been sitting next to each other
all along. You're only surprised *now*?
**[03:39] Fighter**
I couldn't figure out why we
were having a remote meeting.
**[03:43] Origin**
Well, this is a socially aware anime.
**[03:45] Justice**
Meetings in close quarters are not good!
**[03:47] Commander**
Adding you makes those
quarters even closer...
**[03:53] ESP**
* You're naïve if you think sleeping will free*
* you of suspicion that you're the traitor, SJ.*
**[03:59] SJ**
Wait, not this again!
**[04:01] ESP**
* I will peer directly into*
* your thoughts myself.*
**[04:04] SJ**
You can even read thoughts
through the internet?!
**[04:07] Commander**
This is bad, SJ! The story has
already fallen one turn behind!
**[04:15] SJ**
S-S-Stop...
**[04:21] ESP**
*Hmm. Looks like it's not SJ.*
**[04:26] ESP**
*Die.*
***SIGN*** Guarding
(kind of)
**[04:33] Fighter**
Killing her when she's not
the traitor is madness.
**[04:37] Commander**
Maybe you're the one we should suspect, ESP.
**[04:40] ESP**
*What?*
**[04:41] Commander**
You can read others' thoughts,
but we can't read yours.
**[04:48] Justice**
That's playing dirty, ESP!
**[04:49] Justice**
I'll bring the iron hammer
of justice down on you!
**[04:52] Origin**
Don't do that, Justice.
**[04:55] Origin**
I never wanted us to
start fighting each other.
**[04:58] Origin**
But as long as I believe I won't be able to beat
Yurine, I really won't be able to.
***SIGN*** Justice
**[05:03] Origin**
I just wanted to unite us in spirit.
***SIGN*** Justice
***SIGN*** Justice
***SIGN*** Justice
**[05:07] Justice**
Everyone, Origin is saying
she wants us united in spirit.
**[05:12] Justice**
If any of us has doubts,
we should simply tell Origin so.
**[05:17] Genius**
I agree.
**[05:19] Commander**
What shall we do, then?
**[05:20] Origin**
Making one of us speak out in
front of everyone would be mean.
**[05:24] Origin**
Everyone, close your eyes
and put your heads down.
**[05:30] Origin**
If you think I can't beat Yurine...
**[05:34] Origin**
Raise your hand!
**[05:41] Origin**
I get it now.
**[05:43] Origin**
I guess I really can't beat Yurine.
**[05:46] Justice**
Who was it?
**[05:47] Fighter**
Who could it have been?
**[05:52] Commander**
By the way, what are all these?
**[05:54] Origin**
I-It's Jashin-chan...
but there are one... two... three!
**[05:59] Origin**
Three Jashin-chans!
**[06:01] All**
Three Jashin-chans?!
**[06:06] ESP**
This is bad. Someone is trying
to interfere with our meeting.
**[06:10] Commander**
What?!
**[06:12] ESP**
They're coming in through the door.
***SIGN*** Wait, is that Tomoko?!
**[06:30] Yurine**
And just what are you three doing?
**[06:33] Jashin**
* I-Impossible! How is Yurine*
* at a meeting in my head?!*
***SIGN*** Hanazono Yurine!
***SIGN*** She's more dangerous than Tomoko!!
***SIGN*** This isn't forced desiccation...
***SIGN*** It's forced bleeding!
**[06:56] Justice**
P-Protect Origin!
**[07:07] Origin**
All of you! Protect me from Yurine!
**[07:13] Jashin**
Huh? What's wrong, you guys?
**[07:16] Commander**
Oh, well, it's just...
**[07:18] Genius**
I don't think I can.
**[07:19] Fighter**
Why don't you take care of this yourself?
**[07:21] ESP**
It has nothing to do with me.
**[07:23] Yurine**
Come on, we're going home.
**[07:26] Yurine**
Honestly, holding a
silly meeting like this...
**[07:26] Jashin**
H-Help me!
**[07:28] Come**
I'm sorry. We can't beat her.
**[07:31] Jashin**
You guys! Help me—
**[07:38] Yurine**
Hey.
**[07:40] Yurine**
Are you listening to me?
**[07:42] Yurine**
I was saying that you cause trouble for the
convenience store clerk when you ask him
***SIGN*** Heat
this up,
please
***SIGN*** Regular
salad
**[07:48] Yurine**
to heat up your salad every time.
**[07:51] Jashin**
I... like my vegetables warm...
**[07:53] Yurine**
Those aren't vegetables you warm up!
**[07:55] Yurine**
I swear, you always do dumb things like this.
**[07:56] Jashin**
*I get it.*
**[07:58] Jashin**
* Their doubts are a manifestation*
* of my lack of faith in myself.*
**[08:04] Jashin**
* Was SJ the last little bit*
* of goodness left in me?*
**[08:10] Jashin**
*Well, of course there's no way I can win!*
**[08:13] Jashin**
*How can I, if I don't have faith in myself?!*
**[08:16] Jashin**
*I* can *beat Yurine!*
**[08:20] Jashin**
Shut up.
**[08:23] Jashin**
Shut up!
**[08:25] Jashin**
I've been saving my Ultra Jashin-chan
Mk.III FM Radio Sound Style for you!
**[08:31] Yurine**
When was the Mk.II?
**[08:33] Jashin**
Here's a dropkick from the me who believes
in myself and has found an unwavering heart!
**[08:37] Jashin**
Die, Yurine!
**[08:54] Jashin**
It's not just in my head...
It's in reality, too...
**[09:01] Yurine**
I bought this at a festival.
**[09:04] Yurine**
Here, you can try blowing it, too.
**[09:07] Jashin**
*Like hell I can!*
**[09:09] Yurine**
Go on. Go on.
**[09:09] Jashin**
* Even when I believed in myself,*
* I still couldn't do it!*
**[09:22] Yurine**
What is it?
**[09:24] Yurine**
Oh?
**[09:25] Yurine**
I didn't know there was a Jizo statue here.
**[09:28] Jashin**
A mandarin.
**[09:31] Jashin**
I'm gonna eat it.
**[09:32] Yurine**
Wha—
**[09:34] Yurine**
How could you do that to an offering?
**[09:36] Jashin**
Well, rocks don't eat mandarins.
**[09:39] Jashin**
If I eat it, it won't go to waste.
**[09:42] Yurine**
Don't blame me if karma
sticks it to you later.
**[09:45] Jashin**
I'm a devil! Karma can't do anything to me!
**[09:51] Yurine**
That's enough.
**[09:53] Jashin**
I give! I give already!
**[10:00] DevilA**
Bentora, bentora, space people...
**[10:09] Jashin**
*Something feels heavy...*
**[10:11] Jashin**
What is that?
**[10:13] Jashin**
You're the thing we saw today!
**[10:15] Jizo**
I've come to punish you for stealing
my offering. Let us go elsewhere.
**[10:22] Jashin**
Ow.
**[10:24] Jizo**
Now, let's visit death upon you.
**[10:26] Jashin**
No one kills people over a little offering!
**[10:29] Jizo**
Quiet. Die.
**[10:32] Jashin**
Ouch.
**[10:35] Jashin**
Th-That's the stick I use to play the
taiko drum game at the arcade!
**[10:41] Jizo**
Karma truly is *sticking* it to you.
**[10:43] Jashin**
Heh. I get it.
**[10:45] Jizo**
Jizo Attack Number 2!
**[10:47] Jizo**
Death by a stick through the head,
from your left ear to your right!
**[10:50] Jashin**
Watch it!
**[10:52] Jashin**
For a Jizo, you don't have
a shred of compassion!
**[10:55] Jashin**
And you call yourself a Jizo?!
**[10:57] Jizo**
There is no compassion for a devil!
**[10:59] Jizo**
Die! For real!
**[11:02] Jashin**
*I won't let him kill me!*
**[11:04] Jashin**
My killer move can shatter diamonds!
**[11:07] Jashin**
Royal Copenhagen!
**[11:13] Jashin**
My fist!
**[11:18] Jashin**
*I still have my left hand!*
**[11:20] Jizo**
You're still not giving up?
**[11:22] Jashin**
Left Hand Copenhagen!
**[11:27] Jashin**
Not the left one, too!
**[11:32] Jashin**
Just kill me. I admit defeat.
**[11:35] Jizo**
I won't kill you.
**[11:37] Jizo**
Because I am a Jizo.
**[11:39] Jashin**
*After all those times you told me to die?*
**[11:43] Jashin**
I'm sorry, okay, Jizo?
**[11:45] Jashin**
I mean, "Jizo-sama."
**[11:47] Jashin**
I'll bring a new mandarin
tomorrow to replace the one I ate.
**[11:58] Jizo**
That wasn't a mandarin. It was an orange.
**[12:02] Jashin**
Huh?
**[12:05] DevilA**
A UFO!
**[12:07] DevilA**
Wait, now that I've seen it,
it's not "unidentified" anymore, is it?
***SIGN*** The Next Morning
**[12:16] Jashin**
The Jizo's not here.
**[12:18] Jashin**
I'm sure this is where it was.
**[12:22] Jashin**
Maybe he went back to Heaven after that.
***SIGN*** Yakitori
**[12:29] Mei**
I've had a run of bad luck lately.
**[12:33] Mei**
I tripped and spilled my drink.
**[12:35] Mei**
The restroom door didn't lock.
**[12:35] MobB**
I'm sorry!
**[12:37] Mei**
My skirt got stuck in my underwear.
**[12:40] Mei**
Is it possible I've been cursed?
**[12:48] Mei**
Maybe I should put something in
my room that'll ward off misfortune.
**[12:53] Mei**
Like a talisman. Some kind of talisman.
**[12:58] Mei**
I guess it's not that easy to just find one.
**[13:08] Pekola**
Laundromats these days add
everything automatically, huh?
***SIGN*** Wash and Dry
***SIGN*** Wash
Only
***SIGN*** No fabric softener needed
***SIGN*** Detergent and
fabric softener
will be added
automatically
***SIGN*** Wash
***SIGN*** Minutes
**[13:13] Pekola**
I didn't need the detergent.
**[13:17] Pekola**
I'll take this opportunity to
write down my shopping list.
***SIGN*** Bread Crusts (get free)
***SIGN*** Facial Lotion
**[13:23] Pekola**
This syringe-shaped pen is so cool!
**[13:26] Pekola**
I'm so glad I bought it.
**[13:28] Mei**
There's one!
**[13:30] Mei**
I found one already!
**[13:32] Mei**
Those goggling eyes!
**[13:34] Mei**
That skinny body!
**[13:35] Mei**
And that pale skin!
**[13:37] Mei**
You're so creepy, you'll be
*perfect* to ward off misfortune!
**[13:40] Pekola**
How rude.
**[13:43] Mei**
*White powder?*
**[13:45] Mei**
*A syringe?*
**[13:47] Mei**
*And now I can see the bags under her eyes...*
**[13:50] Mei**
You poor thing. You must have felt cornered.
**[13:53] Pekola**
Well, I get cornered just about every day...
**[13:57] Mei**
I knew it.
**[13:58] Mei**
Still, you may be a friend of Orochimaru,
but I can't overlook this!
**[14:03] Pekola**
What are you talking about?
**[14:04] Mei**
Don't think you can play dumb!
**[14:06] Mei**
You're coming with me!
***SIGN*** Yen
***SIGN*** Minutes
**[14:07] Pekola**
Huh?!
**[14:09] Pekola**
W-Wait... What do you think you're...
***SIGN*** White
Powder?
**[14:13] Pekola**
*Wait, has she...*
***SIGN*** Syringe?
**[14:15] Pekola**
Y-You've got the wrong idea!
**[14:16] Pekola**
These are just packets
of detergent and a pen—
**[14:19] Mei**
I'll listen to your excuses
back at my apartment.
**[14:21] Pekola**
Huh? Your apartment?
**[14:24] Mei**
You're going to live there as a talisman
to ward off misfortune, Pekola-chan!
**[14:28] Pekola**
Huh? What do you mean?
**[14:31] Mei**
It's the one thing that'll purify you
after the grave crime you've committed.
**[14:35] Pekola**
I don't understand what you're
saying! I don't want to do that!
**[14:39] Mei**
But I've already handcuffed you
to make sure you can't get away!
**[14:43] Pekola**
When did that happen?
**[14:44] Mei**
Come now. Let's go.
**[14:46] Tanahashi**
Part-timer!
**[14:47] Pekola**
Oh! Nice timing!
**[14:49] Pekola**
I have to go to work now,
so I can't ward off misfortune for you.
**[14:54] Pekola**
Isn't that right?
**[14:55] Tanahashi**
Part-timer...
**[14:56] Tanahashi**
Don't worry about work.
Go be a talisman, part-timer.
**[15:01] Pekola**
What?!
**[15:02] Tanahashi**
Later, part-timer. Do a good job, part-timer.
**[15:03] Pekola**
*Now I'm stuck with her...*
**[15:09] Mei**
But I don't think this will be enough.
**[15:12] Mei**
A talisman... A lucky item...
***SIGN*** DAI
***SIGN*** Kanda
**[15:18] Mei**
A p-panda?!
**[15:20] Mei**
You're so cute!
**[15:24] Mei**
A cute thing like you
is likely to be abducted!
**[15:27] Ran**
*Wh-Who is this lady?!*
**[15:29] Mei**
Okay! I'll take you in!
**[15:32] Mei**
Come along with me, Monochrome!
**[15:34] Ran**
* Kyon-Kyon, where are you?!*
* Help me, Kyon-Kyon!*
**[15:40] Mei**
But this still isn't enough.
**[15:43] Miku**
Green onion, green onion, la la la!
**[15:45] Mei**
Onion Miku!
**[15:49] Mei**
Okay, let's go!
***SIGN*** Pudding
**[15:53] Yusa**
Our smooth pudding is
made with cockatrice eggs.
***SIGN*** Pudding
***SIGN*** Smooth
***SIGN*** Pu
***SIGN*** dd
***SIGN*** ing
**[15:56] Yusa**
Care to try some?
**[15:57] Mei**
I'll take one!
***SIGN*** Pudding
***SIGN*** Pudding
**[16:01] Yusa**
Thank you very much!
**[16:03] Mei**
No, thank *you*!
**[16:06] Yusa**
Um...
**[16:07] Yusa**
Huh?
**[16:13] Pekola**
Why is this happening?
**[16:16] Pekola**
That aside...
**[16:17] Pekola**
She's really gathered up
all kinds of things, huh?
**[16:20] Mei**
Isn't it great? It's my prized collection.
**[16:26] Pekola**
A Jizo statue?! Karma
will stick it to you for that!
**[16:30] Mei**
Isn't its forehead absolutely adorable?
**[16:33] Mei**
It was heavy, but *so* worth bringing home!
**[16:36] Mei**
Right, Ishiwatari Shosuke?
**[16:39] Mei**
I'm so happy to be part
of your family, Mei-chan.
**[16:43] Pekola**
You seem awfully scared. Did you have
some kind of traumatic experience?
**[16:53] Pekola**
I see.
***SIGN*** Midorikawa
Family
Grave
***SIGN*** Midorikawa
Family
Grave
***SIGN*** Midorikawa
Family
Grave
***SIGN*** Midorikawa
Family
Grave
***SIGN*** Midorikawa
Family
Grave
***SIGN*** Midorikawa
Family
Grave
***SIGN*** Midorikawa
Family
Grave
**[16:56] Pekola**
That's a gravestone!
**[16:58] Mei**
Yep! I took it because
it has such a cute shape.
**[17:01] Pekola**
Karma's *definitely* coming for you!
**[17:04] Pekola**
Don't you think the Jizo statue and this
gravestone might be causing your bad luck?
**[17:08] Mei**
Oh, so that's why?
**[17:10] Jizo**
Karma's sticking it to you.
**[17:12] Pekola**
That obviously has to be it!
**[17:17] Pekola**
That sound... It's like a ghost
might appear at any moment!
**[17:25] Ghost**
Ghost.
**[17:27] Mei**
You're so *cute!*
**[17:29] Mei**
Starting today, your name is Galactica!
***SIGN*** Slip
**[17:33] Ghost**
Are you able to keep up with all this?
**[17:36] Pekola**
No one can keep up with this lady.
**[17:39] Mei**
But... it's still not enough.
**[17:42] Mei**
Orochimaru... Without Orochimaru...
**[17:46] Mei**
It's just no use at all!
**[17:49] Mei**
I'm stepping out for a bit!
**[17:56] Jashin**
Yurine sent me away without hesitation...
**[18:02] Jashin**
Oh, this is where you ended up?
**[18:05] Jashin**
You should've gone back
to Heaven. This is Hell.
**[18:08] Mei**
So cute!
**[18:10] Mei**
You're so ugly, you're adorable!
**[18:13] Jashin**
She clearly doesn't like that.
**[18:15] Mei**
I like it just fine, actually.
**[18:18] Mei**
Rub, rub! So smooth!
**[18:22] Mei**
I love it! I don't even care
about bad luck anymore!
**[18:28] Yusa**
Give me back my sister!
**[18:30] Kyon**
Onee-chan!
**[18:31] Tanahashi**
Part-timer!
**[18:33] Old**
So this is where you've been.
**[18:36] Jashin**
Y-You guys!
**[18:37] Pekola**
And an old couple I don't know!
***SIGN*** Hell
**[18:42] Yusa**
Everything's okay now.
**[18:44] Ran**
H-Help me, Kyon-Kyon!
**[18:46] Ran**
Give me candy, quick!
**[18:50] Kyon**
Right!
**[18:57] Mei**
Now you're not cute anymore.
**[18:59] Mei**
I don't want you!
**[19:04] Ghosts**
Oh, it's the grandkids.
**[19:06] Tanahashi**
Hey, part-timer!
**[19:08] Tanahashi**
Time for your next job.
**[19:10] Pekola**
I'm going to my next job, am I?
**[19:10] Tanahashi**
Hurry it up, part-timer.
**[19:13] Pekola**
S-So long.
**[19:16] Man**
Well, shall we go home, dear?
**[19:19] Woman**
I suppose so.
**[19:20] Woman**
Huh?
**[19:21] Woman**
Isn't this the Jizo statue from that street?
**[19:25] Man**
Goodness! It must be fate
that we found it here.
**[19:29] Man**
We'll take it back home.
**[19:32] Woman**
We do beg your pardon.
**[19:34] Mei**
Oh, not at all.
**[19:36] Woman**
What a tasty-looking mandarin.
**[19:38] Ghost**
Hey, wait!
**[19:38] Man**
Dear, that's an orange.
**[19:44] Miku**
What a powerful grandma and grandpa!
**[19:47] Jashin**
He can tell the difference
between a mandarin and an orange?
**[19:51] Mei**
They all left.
**[19:54] Mei**
But that's fine!
**[19:55] Mei**
Galactica and Shosuke were probably
causing my bad luck, and they left, too!
**[19:59] Mei**
I don't even need a talisman anymore!
**[20:02] Mei**
And besides...
**[20:04] Mei**
I've got Orochimaru!
**[20:06] Jashin**
Wh-Why isn't anyone coming to take me home?!
**[20:12] Jashin**
Could that be Yurine?!
**[20:27] Staff**
Do you know where my Miku is?
***SIGN*** Crypton Staff
**[20:31] Miku**
Here!
**[20:33] Staff**
Oh, thank goodness!
I looked everywhere for you.
**[20:36] Miku**
Sorry, Manager.
**[20:39] Staff**
Well, I'll be taking her back now.
**[20:41] Miku**
Bye-bye!
**[20:50] Jashin**
Why? Why won't Yurine come for me?
***SIGN*** Yakitori
***SIGN*** Hell
***SIGN*** For
***SIGN*** Maharaurava
**[20:56] Mei**
There's no need to cry, Orochimaru.
**[20:59] Mei**
I'll be with you forever and ever.
**[21:05] Jashin**
Maybe Yurine won't come,
but I know Medusa will!
**[21:10] Jashin**
Right, ATM?!
**[21:13] Jashin**
A-T-M!
***SIGN*** She would never abandon a true amigo!
***SIGN*** Abandon
***SIGN*** a True
***SIGN*** aMigo
**[21:21] Yurine**
Eat all you like.
**[21:23] Three**
Let's eat!
***SIGN*** A lightly deep-fried tempura mountain!
***SIGN*** A
***SIGN*** lightly
deep-fried
***SIGN*** Tempura
***SIGN*** Mountain
**[21:31] Minos**
Hey, where's Jashin-chan?
**[21:33] Yurine**
No idea.
**[21:35] Jashin**
A-T-M!
**[21:35] Mei**
Shining love!
***SIGN*** Curry, Fresh Moon, Daimaru-yaki...
***SIGN*** Jinbocho has so many delicious foods.
***SIGN*** It might be nice to buy a book from a used bookstore
***SIGN*** and relax with it in a retro café.
***SIGN*** I don't really understand difficult books, though.
***SIGN*** Next time on *Dropkick
on My Devil!! X*, episode 4:
***SIGN*** "How to Have a Wicked Time in Jinbocho."
***SIGN*** Of course, the only wicked thing in Jinbocho is Jashin-chan.
# E4 - How to Have a Wicked Time in Jinbocho
Source: [Crunchyroll](https://www.crunchyroll.com/watch/GWDU8WM9J/how-to-have-a-wicked-time-in-jinbocho)
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**[01:33] Pino**
This is a surprise.
**[01:35] Pino**
I never expected you to help me clean.
**[01:38] Jashin**
It's not that I'm helping you or anything.
**[01:42] Jashin**
I just got to thinking...
It really is fall now.
**[01:50] Jashin**
There! That should be more than enough.
**[01:53] Jashin**
You can call it a day now. Thanks!
**[01:56] Pino**
*Suspicious... Is she plotting something evil?*
**[02:16] Jashin**
Burn! Burn!
**[02:18] Jashin**
Tonight's dinner is Yurine
roasted over fallen leaves!
**[02:24] Pino**
Fires in the building
are strictly prohibited.
**[02:27] Jashin**
Huh?
**[02:36] Jashin**
You don't toast marshmallows. They aren't
"toasted." They *allow* themselves to toast.
**[02:41] Jashin**
Let us accept the power
of Marshmallow-sama.
***SIGN*** Ja
***SIGN*** Ja
***SIGN*** Ja
***SIGN*** Ja
***SIGN*** Ja
***SIGN*** Ja
***SIGN*** Ja
***SIGN*** Ja
***SIGN*** Ja
***SIGN*** Ja
***SIGN*** Ja
***SIGN*** Ja
***SIGN*** Ja
**[02:52] Jashin**
Piping hot cocoa and toasted
marshmallows. Nothing beats it!
**[03:00] Jashin**
What is it, Beth? You want some, too?
**[03:06] Jashin**
Scared of fire, are you?
**[03:08] Jashin**
Beast of Hell or not,
I guess a beast's still a beast.
**[03:13] Jashin**
I have no fear of fire.
**[03:15] Jashin**
I will trample right over these flames.
**[03:17] Jashin**
How's this? Amazing, right?
**[03:19] Jashin**
A strong devil like me doesn't
even feel the heat from the flames!
***SIGN*** ° Don't try this at home
**[03:25] Jashin**
Hey! My tail and hair are on fire!
**[03:27] Jashin**
Hot! Hot! Hot! Hot! Hot!
**[03:34] Jashin**
That was a close call.
***SIGN*** Beth
**[03:48] Jashin**
Wait, wait, wait! This is bad!
**[03:50] Jashin**
It's burning! It's burning!
**[03:52] Jashin**
Water! Water!
**[04:05] Jashin**
Wait! This is not the time to be spacing out!
**[04:07] Jashin**
Quick! Quick! Gotta put it out quick!
***SIGN*** Flop
**[04:15] Jashin**
H-How could this happen?
***SIGN*** Ja
***SIGN*** Ja
***SIGN*** Ja
***SIGN*** Ja
**[04:21] Jashin**
Can I put it out with hot cocoa?
***SIGN*** Ja
***SIGN*** Ja
***SIGN*** Ja
**[04:23] Jashin**
Nope.
**[04:24] Jashin**
There's a sweet smell
coming from it now, though!
**[04:27] Jashin**
What am I supposed to do?!
***SIGN*** Beth
**[04:29] Jashin**
Please, just go out! I'm begging you!
***SIGN*** Beth
**[04:33] Jashin**
It's no use. The fire's
just going to get bigger.
**[04:36] Jashin**
Sorry, Pino...
**[04:38] Jashin**
It's probably going to burn down.
**[04:41] Jashin**
It's all over!
**[04:44] Yusa**
Oh, my.
**[04:46] Jashin**
Yusa! Koji!
**[04:48] DevilA**
You called?
**[04:49] Jashin**
Perfect timing!
**[04:51] Jashin**
I need your help because reasons!
**[04:55] Yusa**
For goodness' sake...
**[04:56] Yusa**
I suppose I must.
***SIGN*** Beth
***SIGN*** Beth
***SIGN*** Beth
**[05:11] Jashin**
You saved my skin!
**[05:17] Yusa**
"If we hadn't come to visit, she would
have been in big trouble," she says.
**[05:24] Jashin**
Yeah, you're right about that.
***SIGN*** Beth
**[05:27] Jashin**
I owe you one.
**[05:29] Jashin**
Don't tell Yurine about this, okay?
**[05:32] Jashin**
She'd be furious.
**[05:34] Jashin**
Okay?
***SIGN*** Grovel
**[05:43] Jashin**
A simple task.
**[05:56] Jashin**
How's that? Too hard? Too soft?
**[05:59] Jashin**
Oh! Are you thirsty? Here you go!
**[06:02] Yurine**
They're awfully buddy-buddy today.
***SIGN*** DAI
***SIGN*** Kanda
***SIGN*** DAI
***SIGN*** Kanda
***SIGN*** DAI
***SIGN*** Kanda
***SIGN*** DAI
***SIGN*** Kanda
***SIGN*** Daimaru-yaki Tea Shop
***SIGN*** Daimaru-yaki Tea Shop
***SIGN*** Daimaru-yaki Tea Shop
***SIGN*** DAI
***SIGN*** Kanda
***SIGN*** DAI
***SIGN*** Kanda
***SIGN*** DAI
***SIGN*** Kanda
**[06:13] Guy**
Our Daimaru-yaki are great when fresh,
**[06:16] Guy**
but they keep, so it'll still be good
even if you let it rest for a week.
**[06:20] Kyon**
Rest for a week?
***SIGN*** One Week Later
**[06:37] KyonRan**
Hao chi!
**[06:43] Jashin**
Koji worked me like a slave
last time, and it was humiliating!
**[06:47] Jashin**
And it's all because Yurine is
*way* too scary when she's mad!
**[06:51] Jashin**
Huh? Where am I, anyway?
**[06:55] Jashin**
I was so irritated, I just kept
walking without paying attention.
**[07:11] Yurine**
Huh?
**[07:14] Yurine**
What is this thing?
**[07:17] Yurine**
A statue of Jashin-chan?
**[07:20] Yurine**
Who'd make something so tasteless?
**[07:24] Yurine**
It sure is well-made, though.
**[07:27] Yurine**
Looks just like her.
**[07:35] Jashin**
*She really didn't notice!*
**[07:37] Jashin**
* This may look like a statue,*
* but it's actually me!*
**[07:41] Jashin**
* I'll get her to let her guard down,*
* and when I spy an opening,*
**[07:44] Jashin**
* I'll use the gun hidden in*
* my belly pocket to shoot her!*
**[07:48] (Flashback) Jashin**
If you'll lend me your gun, I'll stay
in your collection for three days!
**[07:53] (Flashback) Mei**
Deal! Here you go!
**[07:54] Jashin**
* I don't want to be part of Mei's collection,*
* but it's a small sacrifice for a great payoff.*
**[07:59] Jashin**
*I'll finish her off with this gun.*
**[08:02] Yurine**
Oh, I forgot to buy that book.
**[08:06] Jashin**
*Huh? You're going out?*
**[08:14] Jashin**
* It won't be easy to wait here*
* in this pose the whole time.*
**[08:19] Jashin**
*I guess I'll move around a little.*
**[08:23] Yurine**
That book doesn't go on sale until next week.
**[08:26] Yurine**
Glad I remembered before
I went to the bookstore.
**[08:29] Jashin**
* Did she do that on purpose?*
* No, surely not. This disguise is perfect!*
**[08:36] Yurine**
Has its pose changed since I stepped out?
**[08:40] Yurine**
Maybe it's my imagination.
**[08:48] Yurine**
Tape Sphector.
**[08:52] Jashin**
* That's the name I've always found the*
* funniest in the whole human realm.*
**[08:57] DevilA**
A band from Kansai with
foreign ties: Eeyarosmith.
**[09:03] Yurine**
I feel like it just laughed.
**[09:05] DevilA**
What's a TV announcer's
least favorite town? Kanda.
**[09:11] Jashin**
It's no use! I can't hold it in!
**[09:16] Jashin**
Oh, it hurts!
**[09:24] Jashin**
Forget this!
**[09:25] Jashin**
I don't care if she knows!
**[09:27] Jashin**
I'm gonna kill her with this gun!
**[09:29] Jashin**
Dinner tonight is Yurine honeycomb stew!
**[09:35] Jashin**
Huh?
**[09:37] Jashin**
What? Huh? Huh?
**[09:43] Yurine**
I saw through all of it.
**[09:45] Jashin**
What do you mean?!
**[09:46] Yurine**
I thought you might try this, so I bought
Mei-san off before you got to her.
**[09:51] Yurine**
I told her to just give
you some random thing
**[09:55] Yurine**
in exchange for having her
way with you for a week.
**[09:59] Jashin**
What?!
**[10:01] Jashin**
Just what the heck are you?
**[10:03] Jashin**
A psychic? Are you Mami?!
**[10:06] Jashin**
I can't beat you! No matter
what I do, I can't beat you!
**[10:10] Yurine**
Anyway, it's not like a police officer
would just give someone their gun.
**[10:15] Mei**
Orochimaru!
**[10:17] Mei**
You didn't come over, so I came to get you!
**[10:21] Mei**
Well, I'll be taking her now,
as we agreed, Yurine-chan.
**[10:24] Yurine**
Go right ahead.
**[10:27] Jashin**
Wait... No!
**[10:29] Mei**
Be good now. You'll be having
so much fun soon enough!
**[10:31] Jashin**
Let go of me!
**[10:38] Kyon**
An eye for an eye, and a haniwa for a...
**[10:41] Kyon**
...hao!
**[10:44] Jashin**
Having to be in Mei's collection
for a week was humiliating!
**[10:49] Jashin**
But being freed from housework gave me
time to make some progress in my game.
**[10:54] Jashin**
I'll kill the final boss in no time!
**[10:57] Jashin**
I'm home!
**[10:59] Yurine**
Welcome back.
**[11:01] Yurine**
That sure went quick.
**[11:03] Jashin**
It did *not*! I was gone for a whole week!
**[11:07] Yurine**
Well, enough about that.
Come rub my shoulders.
**[11:15] Yurine**
Don't spend all your time playing games.
**[11:17] Jashin**
I was in the middle of
fighting the final boss!
**[11:20] Yurine**
I only put it in sleep mode.
**[11:23] Jashin**
I was about to beat it, too...
**[11:28] Jashin**
*Oh, fine.*
**[11:30] Jashin**
*I swear... Yurine's so selfish...*
**[11:33] Yurine**
Harder.
**[11:35] Jashin**
Yeah, yeah.
**[11:37] Jashin**
*Wait a minute...*
**[11:39] Jashin**
*I'm behind Yurine right now!*
**[11:42] Jashin**
* That means I could land an*
* attack on her at any time!*
**[11:47] Jashin**
* All right. Time to try out*
* my new deadly move.*
**[11:50] Jashin**
* Turning your back on me*
* was a mistake, Yurine.*
**[11:55] Jashin**
Die!
**[11:56] Jashin**
Chop!
**[11:58] Jashin**
Jashin-chan Chop!
Jashin-chan Chop! Jashin-chan Chop!
**[12:00] Jashin**
Jashin-chan Spinal Cord Punch!
Jashin-chan Spinal Cord Punch!
**[12:02] Jashin**
Jashin-chan Spinal Cord Punch!
**[12:04] Jashin**
Drop dead, Yurine!
**[12:05] Jashin**
Tonight's dinner is minced Yurine!
**[12:08] Jashin**
Divine punishment!
**[12:11] Yurine**
That's perfect.
**[12:13] Jashin**
What?!
**[12:14] Jashin**
* My Chop and even my*
* Spinal Cord Punch did nothing?!*
**[12:18] Jashin**
*Or more like they did* something*,
just the wrong thing!*
**[12:21] Jashin**
*Impossible!*
**[12:23] Yurine**
Jashin-chan, this is how you do a chop.
**[12:29] Yurine**
Yurine Chop!
**[12:33] Jashin**
B-Both sides of my collarbone are broken...
**[12:37] Yurine**
You're so brittle. Are you
getting enough calcium?
**[12:41] Jashin**
Do you have steel beams
in your hands or something?
**[12:46] Jashin**
It'll take at least half a day for
my broken collarbone to heal.
**[12:49] Yurine**
It'll heal in half a day, though?
**[12:51] Jashin**
I heal faster than a human,
but I feel pain just the same!
**[12:55] Yurine**
That's too bad. I guess you
can't play your game now.
**[12:58] Jashin**
Forget the game. I can't
prepare dinner, either.
**[13:01] Yurine**
Aw, come on. Will yourself to heal
faster and get dinner ready.
**[13:06] Yurine**
I don't like it when dinner's late.
**[13:09] Jashin**
It's times like this when
you should make it yourself!
**[13:11] Yurine**
First things first...
**[13:13] Yurine**
I'll finish this game and
watch the ending for you.
**[13:16] Jashin**
Stop! Please don't!
***SIGN*** Kissho
Bunsendo
***SIGN*** Kissho
Bunsendo
***SIGN*** Kissho
Bunsendo
***SIGN*** Kissho
Bunsendo
***SIGN*** Kissho
Bunsendo
***SIGN*** Kissho
Bunsendo
***SIGN*** Pack
of 10
***SIGN*** yen
***SIGN*** Fresh Moon/Roman
***SIGN*** Pack
of 12
***SIGN*** yen
***SIGN*** Fresh Moon/Roman
**[13:22] Kyon**
Fresh Moon...
**[13:24] Kyon**
Moon?
**[13:25] Kyon**
Mooncakes?
**[13:32] KyonRan**
Hao chi!
**[13:36] Jashin**
I didn't get to see the ending!
**[13:39] Jashin**
That's the saddest part of all this!
**[13:41] Jashin**
At this point, I'll do whatever I have
to do to put Yurine in her place!
**[13:48] Guy**
All right... Okay, over here.
***SIGN*** That's a big hole.
**[13:52] Minos**
It's dangerous. Be careful not to fall in.
**[13:55] Guy**
Over here, over here!
**[13:56] Jashin**
A hole?
**[13:56] Guy**
No, not over there!
**[13:57] Jashin**
A hole.
**[13:58] Guy**
Oh, thank you!
**[13:59] Jashin**
A hole, huh?
**[14:00] Guy**
Over here, over here!
**[14:03] Pekola**
I'm exhausted.
**[14:05] Pekola**
Man, night shifts are rough...
**[14:10] Pekola**
What could that be?
**[14:12] Pekola**
What? There's a huge
hole in front of my house.
**[14:17] Pekola**
What in the world...
**[14:20] Pekola**
It's you! What are you doing down there?
**[14:24] Jashin**
Can't you tell? I'm digging a pitfall.
**[14:28] Pekola**
Why are you doing that?
And you're digging it so deep...
**[14:33] Pekola**
But... how are you going to get out of there?
**[14:41] Jashin**
I didn't think about that.
**[14:44] Jashin**
Help me, Pekola!
**[14:46] Pekola**
I would rather not help a devil,
but I suppose I have no choice.
**[14:53] Jashin**
Your whip saved me!
**[14:56] Pekola**
I don't carry a whip around
with me all the time, you know.
**[14:59] Jashin**
Good thing I decided to
dig in front of *your* house.
**[15:02] Pekola**
And just why were you digging a pitfall?
**[15:05] Jashin**
Well, you see...
**[15:08] Jashin**
I'm gonna drop Yurine into it and kill her!
**[15:11] Pekola**
What?!
**[15:13] Jashin**
Yurine! There's a mandragora
blooming over here!
**[15:17] Yurine**
Really? Why is there one
in front of Pekola's house?
**[15:23] Jashin**
Ha! You fell!
**[15:28] Yurine**
You tricked me!
**[15:30] Yurine**
Ouch. I twisted my ankle.
**[15:33] Yurine**
Help me, Jashin-chan!
**[15:35] Jashin**
Nope!
**[15:37] Jashin**
You're going to die down there.
**[15:39] Jashin**
This big rock will turn you into mincemeat.
**[15:43] Jashin**
Die, Yurine.
**[15:44] Jashin**
Dinner tonight is Yurine burgers!
**[15:50] Jashin**
Just like that.
**[15:52] Pekola**
How cruel.
**[15:56] Jashin**
Okay, I've covered up the hole.
**[16:00] Jashin**
All I need to do now is call Yurine over.
**[16:04] Chiba**
Ow, ow, ow.
**[16:06] Ozaki**
I can't believe we headbanged so hard
at that concert, we got whiplash.
**[16:10] Chiba**
I offered up my neck to Noel-chan.
**[16:15] DevilA**
They are suffering from neck sprains,
also known as "whiplash."
**[16:20] DevilA**
It has no connection to this kind of whip.
**[16:23] DevilA**
X!
**[16:26] Yurine**
What's going on, Jashin-chan?
Why'd you call me here out of the blue?
**[16:30] Yurine**
Hello, Pekola.
**[16:32] Pekola**
Hanazono Yurine...
**[16:34] Jashin**
Get this! I found a mandragora
blooming in front of Pekola's house!
**[16:39] Yurine**
Oh? Then, Pekola has already
found it herself by now, right?
**[16:44] Yurine**
What's all this about?
**[16:46] Jashin**
Come on, Yurine! Bring it on!
**[16:50] Yurine**
What now?
**[16:52] Yurine**
You're being kind of aggravating.
**[16:55] Pekola**
* The way this is going,*
* Hanazono Yurine is about to...*
**[17:00] (Flashback) Yurine**
Here's a lunch for you, Pekola.
**[17:02] (Flashback) Takahashi**
Let's get to the job site, part-timer!
**[17:05] (Flashback) Yurine**
It's been getting colder,
hasn't it? I brought you a scarf.
**[17:09] (Flashback) Takahashi**
You've got a shift today, part-timer.
**[17:12] (Flashback) Yurine**
Pekola... Pekola... Pekola...
**[17:13] (Flashback) Takahashi**
Part-timer! Part-timer! Part-timer!
**[17:17] (Flashback) Takahashi**
Part-timer...
**[17:19] Pekola**
Why did someone who has nothing
to do with this spring to mind?
**[17:23] Pekola**
That's not what this is about!
***SIGN*** Wham
***SIGN*** Wham
**[17:25] Pekola**
Watch out!
***SIGN*** Wham
**[17:33] Yurine**
A pitfall?
**[17:34] Pekola**
Ouch.
**[17:36] Jashin**
Hey! Why'd you have to go and do that?!
**[17:40] Jashin**
I was one step away
from finally killing Yurine!
**[17:43] Jashin**
Do you have any idea how hard
I worked for this, you stupid fallen angel?!
**[17:51] Pekola**
*Shameful...*
**[17:52] Pekola**
*What a shameful display...*
**[17:56] Yurine**
Oh, so that's what this was.
**[18:00] Jashin**
Y-You've got it all wrong.
**[18:03] Jashin**
Pekola dug this hole to live in, see...
**[18:11] Jashin**
Please forgive me, Yurine!
**[18:14] Jashin**
I'll do anything!
**[18:16] Yurine**
Dinner tonight is burgers made
from minced Jashin-chan.
**[18:21] Jashin**
Please don't!
***SIGN*** Please Don't
***SIGN*** Please Don't
***SIGN*** Please Don't
***SIGN*** Please Don't
**[18:26] Ran**
This is fun!
**[18:32] Kyon**
When we went to Hell Zoo...
**[18:35] Kyon**
If I hadn't been distracted
by the slow loris...
**[18:39] Kyon**
If I'd come back immediately...
**[18:41] Kyon**
Maybe I could have prevented
you from becoming a panda.
**[18:46] Ran**
You're bringing that up again?
**[18:48] Ran**
It's fine.
**[18:50] Ran**
A lot happened, but we're
here now, helping each other.
**[18:54] Ran**
And it's not like I hate
pandas now or anything.
**[18:57] Ran**
Besides...
**[18:59] Ran**
I totally agree that slow
lorises are super cute!
***SIGN*** Hao
**[19:03] Kyon**
Right?
***SIGN*** m 0 0 b 0 0 0 -1 2 -2 b 2 -2 2 -2 3 -2 b 4 -2 5 -2 6 -1 b 6 -1 7 0 7 1 b 7 2 7 2 7 3 b 7 4 7 4 6 5 b 5 6 4 6 3 6 b 2 6 2 5 1 5 b 1 5 0 6 0 6 b 0 5 -1 4 -1 3 b -1 2 -1 1 -1 0
***SIGN*** m 0 0 b 0 0 0 -1 2 -2 b 2 -2 2 -2 3 -2 b 4 -2 5 -2 6 -1 b 6 -1 7 0 7 1 b 7 2 7 2 7 3 b 7 4 7 4 6 5 b 5 6 4 6 3 6 b 2 6 2 5 1 5 b 1 5 0 6 0 6 b 0 5 -1 4 -1 3 b -1 2 -1 1 -1 0
***SIGN*** m 0 0 b 24 -9 54 -14 71 -14 b 103 -15 134 -13 153 -9 b 150 6 150 21 151 37 b 130 32 104 33 76 34 b 60 34 41 35 24 37 b 16 39 8 40 0 42
***SIGN*** m 0 0 b 24 -9 54 -14 71 -14 b 103 -15 134 -13 153 -9 b 150 6 150 21 151 37 b 130 32 104 33 76 34 b 60 34 41 35 24 37 b 16 39 8 40 0 42
***SIGN*** Hell School
***SIGN*** Regular
Test
***SIGN*** Okay, we will now begin the test.
***SIGN*** Name
***SIGN*** Jashin-chan
***SIGN*** Problem 1
***SIGN*** Fill in
the blanks
***SIGN*** (1) The chimpanzee,
Doctor Zira, and
her fiancé _____.
***SIGN*** (2) After being
betrayed,
Ben-Hur swears
revenge against
a military
commander
called _____.
***SIGN*** (3) The game that
made arcade games
popular was _____.
**[19:13] Jashin**
*This is a piece of cake.*
**[19:15] Jashin**
*Ah!*
**[19:16] Jashin**
*Roddy was the name of the actor.*
***SIGN*** Roddy
**[19:19] Jashin**
*The answer is Cornelius.*
**[19:21] Jashin**
*Eraser, eraser...*
**[19:24] Jashin**
*It's not here.*
**[19:25] Jashin**
*I forgot my eraser!*
**[19:28] Jashin**
* Can I just write over it*
* to make it look right?*
***SIGN*** Roddy
***SIGN*** Corne
**[19:32] Jashin**
Yeah, not happening.
***SIGN*** Regular
Test
**[19:35] Jashin**
*Maybe I should tell the teacher...*
**[19:36] Jashin**
*Oh, yeah! I still have that!*
***SIGN*** Rustle
Rustle
***SIGN*** Rustle
Rustle
***SIGN*** Rustle
Rustle
***SIGN*** Rustle
Rustle
***SIGN*** Rustle
Rustle
**[19:41] Jashin**
* The slow loris eraser I got from*
* a capsule machine yesterday.*
**[19:44] Jashin**
*I'm glad I held on to this.*
***SIGN*** Roddy
***SIGN*** Corne
**[19:48] Jashin**
*Come on...*
***SIGN*** Roddy
***SIGN*** Corne
**[19:50] Jashin**
* It's not erasing it!*
* It's just making it all messy!*
**[19:54] Jashin**
* And the slow loris eraser*
* is all smudged now, too...*
***SIGN*** Animal
***SIGN*** Animal
***SIGN*** Animal
***SIGN*** Erasers
***SIGN*** Series 2
***SIGN*** Slow Loris
***SIGN*** Sand Cat
***SIGN*** Elephant
***SIGN*** Tibetan Fox
***SIGN*** Giraffe
***SIGN*** Collect All 5
**[19:58] Jashin**
* You're an eraser, aren't you?!*
* That's what it said on the machine!*
***SIGN*** Erase
Erase
Erase
Erase
Erase
Erase
Erase
Erase
Erase
Erase
Erase
Erase
Erase
Erase
Erase
Erase
Erase
Erase
Erase
Erase
Erase
Erase
Erase
Erase
Erase
Erase
Erase
Erase
Erase
Erase
Erase
Erase
Erase
Erase
Erase
Erase
Erase
Erase
Erase
Erase
Erase
Erase
Erase
Erase
Erase
**[20:02] Jashin**
*Darn it, erase!*
***SIGN*** Rip
***SIGN*** Rip
***SIGN*** Rip
***SIGN*** Rip
***SIGN*** Rip
**[20:06] Jashin**
*Damn you, slow loris!*
***SIGN*** Gnash
**[20:12] Jashin**
*I have to patch it up.*
**[20:14] Jashin**
*I don't have any glue or tape, though.*
**[20:17] Jashin**
*Hm, I think I know what to use.*
***SIGN*** m 0 0 b 0 0 0 0 0 0 b 0 0 0 0 0 0 b 0 0 0 0 0 0 l 75 0 b 76 0 77 0 77 1 l 78 53 b 78 54 77 55 75 55 l -1 55 b -2 55 -2 53 -2 53 l -3 3 b -3 2 -2 0 0 0
***SIGN*** The Fried Chicken
Lunch She Bought
at the School
Store to Eat Early
***SIGN*** Knead
***SIGN*** Knead
***SIGN*** Knead
***SIGN*** Knead
***SIGN*** Knead
***SIGN*** Knead
***SIGN*** Stick
***SIGN*** Stick
***SIGN*** Stick
***SIGN*** Stick
***SIGN*** Stick
***SIGN*** Stick
***SIGN*** Jashin-chan? What's the matter?
***SIGN*** Regular
Test
**[20:32] Jashin**
O-Oh, nothing...
**[20:38] Jashin**
* There. All patched up nicely,*
* if I do say so myself.*
**[20:42] Jashin**
* I could make a living out*
* of this when I grow up.*
**[20:45] Jashin**
*I could be a ripped-paper fixer.*
***SIGN*** Okay, time's up.
***SIGN*** Collect all the tests, starting at the back.
**[20:53] Jashin**
It's... over?
**[20:58] Jashin**
* I got so caught up in fixing the paper,*
* I didn't even answer the first question!*
**[21:03] Jashin**
* I should've moved on to the next question*
* instead of getting hung up on that mistake...*
***SIGN*** Jashin-chan, collect your row's tests.
**[21:11] Medusa**
Jashin-chan, what's wrong?
**[21:13] Jashin**
Roddy...
**[21:15] Jashin**
Roddy...
**[21:18] Jashin**
Did my life just flash before my eyes?
**[21:20] Jashin**
* Oh, that's right. I'm about*
* to be crushed by a boulder.*
**[21:25] Jashin**
* A hint on how to get out of this situation*
* must've been hidden in that memory.*
**[21:30] Jashin**
Yes, the answer is...
**[21:33] Jashin**
Roddy!
***SIGN*** A
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**[21:35] Yurine**
I think you mean Cornelius.
**[21:37] Pekola**
I have no idea what that means.
**[23:10] Hanako**
I'm Kasugai Hanako. I'll be living
with all of you from now on.
**[23:14] Hanako**
It's nice to meet you.
**[23:16] Hanako**
Nice to meet you, Lierre-chan.
**[23:19] Lierre**
You're...
**[23:20] Lierre**
What are you doing here?!
**[23:22] Hanako**
That's still a secret for now.
**[23:25] Hanako**
Next time on *Dropkick
on My Devil!! X*, episode 5:
**[23:29] Hanako**
"To Love and Be Loved by Thirty Million."
**[23:32] Hanako**
Let's all enjoy watching together.
**[23:34] Hanako**
Right, Lierre-chan?
# E5 - To Love and Be Loved by Thirty Million
Source: [Crunchyroll](https://www.crunchyroll.com/watch/GG1U2Q5MJ/to-love-and-be-loved-by-thirty-million)
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***SIGN*** Beth
**[00:07] Jashin**
What?!
***SIGN*** Yeah, my mother's coming by soon to see how I'm doing.
**[00:13] Jashin**
Persephone-sensei is coming to see me?
***SIGN*** I said she's coming to see *me*!
**[00:18] Jashin**
Sensei is my teacher, my parent,
my sister, and my daughter.
**[00:26] Minos**
Uh, I think you were fine up until "sister"...
**[00:29] Jashin**
I have to show her just how magnificently
I'm doing in the human realm!
**[00:33] Yurine**
You sure are fired up.
**[00:35] Yurine**
This Sensei was a pretty big
presence in your life, huh?
**[00:38] Minos**
Jashin-chan never listens to anyone,
but she'd always do what Sensei said.
**[00:45] Jashin**
Sh-She's here!
**[00:48] Jashin**
I'm so glad you're here, Sensei!
**[00:55] Miku**
Miku Delivery Service!
**[00:59] Jashin**
You got my hopes up!
**[01:02] Miku**
Thank ya!
**[01:07] Miku**
Next stop, that elderly couple.
**[01:10] Jashin**
I hope they get a chocolate cake.
**[01:16] Jashin**
It was just a delivery.
**[01:18] Jashin**
Wait, is she in this box?!
***SIGN*** Amason
**[01:21] Minos**
I seriously doubt that.
**[01:23] Jashin**
Oh, I can't wait to see Sensei!
**[01:26] Medusa**
I wonder when she'll get here.
**[01:28] Jashin**
Ah, I hope it's soon!
**[03:02] Yurine**
So...
**[03:03] Jashin**
Yeah...
**[03:05] Jashin**
That black shadow in the corner, right?
**[03:08] Medusa**
It's been there for a long time...
**[03:11] Medusa**
What the heck is it?
**[03:13] Jashin**
While we were talking about it,
it's started to take shape!
***SIGN*** It took a while to materialize that time...
**[03:25] Three**
S-Sensei?!
***SIGN*** Mother!
**[03:26] Yurine**
Huh?!
***SIGN*** I bet you never thought that shadow would turn into your teacher, huh?
***SIGN*** I wanted to surprise you,
***SIGN*** so I used a trick I can only use once every hundred year—
**[03:38] Jashin**
Sensei—
***SIGN*** I-I used too much power. Let me rest for a bit, please?
**[03:46] DevilA**
Kitsune-sama!
***SIGN*** Thanks. I feel better now.
***SIGN*** Nice to meet you. I'm Jashin-chan's teacher, Persephone.
***SIGN*** You must be Yurine-chan.
***SIGN*** Thank you for taking care of Jashin-chan.
***SIGN*** I have something for you.
***SIGN*** It's a knuckleduster made from my pet Cerberus's claw.
***SIGN*** I heard that you liked weapons.
**[04:15] Yurine**
It's so cool. The coolest thing ever.
**[04:19] Yurine**
Oh, I didn't introduce myself yet.
I'm Hanazono Yurine.
**[04:23] Yurine**
That sure was an unusual way
to make an appearance.
***SIGN*** It'd be boring if I just walked in normally, wouldn't it?
**[04:29] Medusa**
You're as playful as ever, Sensei!
**[04:32] Minos**
So true.
**[04:33] Jashin**
But that weird entrance dulled my
emotional reaction to seeing you again.
***SIGN*** Good to see you again, Jashin-chan. Have you been well?
**[04:42] Jashin**
Sensei!
**[04:44] Jashin**
I missed you so much!
***SIGN*** I hear you haven't been able to beat Yurine-chan at all.
**[04:52] Jashin**
Well, I mean... It's not that I can't...
It's more like I've been letting her win...
**[04:57] Jashin**
It just seems childish to *totally*
let loose on a human, you know?
**[05:02] Jashin**
Also, it wouldn't be like this if you'd
properly taught me your dropkick!
***SIGN*** What? But I taught you it.
**[05:09] Jashin**
Huh?! You taught me nothing!
***SIGN*** Dropkick on My Devil
***SIGN*** It was in Volume 8 of the manga!
**[05:14] Jashin**
Who cares about that? It wasn't in the anime!
***SIGN*** Well, that's because I'm treated like an afterthought in the anime!
**[05:21] Yurine**
Talk about meta.
***SIGN*** Either way, it's just a feeling I get,
***SIGN*** but I don't think you can beat Yurine-chan, so just give up.
**[05:29] Jashin**
B-But didn't you always tell me to never
give up on a fight until the very end?!
***SIGN*** I also taught you the importance of knowing when to quit.
**[05:37] Jashin**
Well, then, Sensei...
**[05:40] Jashin**
You can fight this woman with me!
**[05:43] Yurine**
"This woman"?
**[05:45] Jashin**
U-Uh, I mean, "this young lady"...
**[05:49] Yurine**
No pointing!
**[05:51] Jashin**
My finger! My finger!
**[05:54] Jashin**
My chicken finger!
**[05:55] Yurine**
Chicken fingers are just
your favorite food lately.
**[05:58] Minos**
When all's said and done,
they're pretty good buddies.
**[06:01] Minos**
Uh-huh.
***SIGN*** Still, it's a good thing to challenge yourself,
***SIGN*** so keep working hard until you're able to beat her.
**[06:09] Jashin**
So do I work hard, or do I give up?
***SIGN*** Well, I'll be taking my leave now.
***SIGN*** Aw, already?
***SIGN*** Don't worry. I'll be back.
***SIGN*** The Hell Board of Education ordered me to live here for a while.
***SIGN*** They want me to study how human children live, too.
***SIGN*** Yay!
**[06:31] Minos**
That's great news, Per-chan.
**[06:33] Yurine**
By the way, where will you be staying?
***SIGN*** An orphanage called Iron Commando.
***SIGN*** I came to the human realm today to introduce myself there.
***SIGN*** When everything's all set up for my stay here, I'll come visit again.
***SIGN*** See you then.
**[06:53] Medusa**
It sounds like Sensei will be here for
a while. Isn't that great, Jashin-chan?
**[06:57] Jashin**
Forget that. Buy me some chicken fingers.
**[07:00] Yurine**
Hm, I think the Chicken Finger
orphanage is where Lierre is, right?
**[07:10] Yurine**
Wait, it's not Chicken Finger!
It's Iron Commando!
**[07:14] Yurine**
Your idiocy is contagious!
**[07:16] Jashin**
Smirk.
***SIGN*** m 0 0 l 100 0 100 100 0 100
***SIGN*** Orphanage
Iron Commando
***SIGN*** LOYALTY
***SIGN*** Fill me in with
pretty colors
**[07:23] Lierre**
What is this apprehension I feel?
**[07:25] Daichi**
Are you okay, Lierre-chan?
**[07:27] Daichi**
Your lips are blue.
**[07:29] Lierre**
Huh? Oh, uh, my lips have
always been blue, I think...
**[07:33] Daichi**
No, they haven't!
**[07:35] Daichi**
What's wrong? You're acting funny.
**[07:37] Lierre**
I'm fine.
**[07:39] Sensei**
Okay, can I have everyone's attention?
***SIGN*** I'm Kasugai Hanako, and I'll be living with you all starting today. I hope we'll be friends.
**[07:46] Kid1**
Ooh, someone new!
**[07:48] Kid2**
How old are you?
**[07:52] Lierre**
*That's where my apprehension was coming from!*
**[07:55] Daichi**
Lierre-chan?
***SIGN*** What's this?
***SIGN*** You're a bit pale. Are you all right?
**[08:03] Lierre**
Wh-What are you doing—
**[08:07] Lierre**
Oops.
**[08:08] Daichi**
Sensei! Lierre-chan's face
and lips are really pale!
**[08:13] Sensei**
Oh, you're right.
She should go rest in your room.
***SIGN*** I'll take her.
***SIGN*** Come, Lierre-chan, let's go.
***SIGN*** Daichi and Lierre's Room
**[08:28] Lierre**
What's the meaning of this, Persephone?
**[08:31] Lierre**
Did Hell order you to keep an eye on me?
**[08:34] Lierre**
I came here of my own free will.
Heaven has no part in it.
***SIGN*** We haven't seen each other in so long. Be a little happier.
***SIGN*** I only came here to study how children in the human realm live.
***SIGN*** It just happened to be in the same place as you.
**[08:51] Lierre**
I wonder about that.
**[08:54] Lierre**
Wh-What?
***SIGN*** Anyway, that's quite the cute form you've taken.
***SIGN*** It reminds me of when we were kids.
**[09:04] Lierre**
C-Cut it out!
**[09:05] Lierre**
I have no pleasant memories of you!
***SIGN*** Did you really have to say that to your best friend?
**[09:13] Lierre**
That was when you were in Heaven.
**[09:19] Lierre**
I have no best friend in Hell.
**[09:25] Lierre**
Well, for now, we can set aside our respective
reasons for being in the human realm.
***SIGN*** Too Short for a Sash
**[09:31] Lierre**
I'm living here as a child.
Just keep that in mind.
**[09:36] Lierre**
I don't want to cause trouble
for the humans here.
***SIGN*** I know.
**[09:43] Daichi**
Lierre-chan!
**[09:46] Daichi**
Are you feeling okay?
**[09:48] Lierre**
Yeah. All better now.
**[09:49] Daichi**
Oh, good! I was worried
'cause your lips were so blue.
**[09:53] Lierre**
Were they really that blue?
**[09:55] Daichi**
They were bluer than blue!
**[09:57] Daichi**
See? They *weren't* blue to start with!
**[10:04] Daichi**
Thank you, Hanako-san!
**[10:06] Daichi**
You say it, too, Lierre-chan!
**[10:08] Lierre**
Th-Thank you so much.
***SIGN*** You're welcome.
***SIGN*** Well, I'll be going now.
***SIGN*** If you ever feel ill again, tell me right away, okay?
***SIGN*** Lierre-chan.
**[10:27] Daichi**
Thank goodness Hanako-san
is such a nice person!
**[10:29] Lierre**
Y-Yeah.
**[10:32] Lierre**
* This has turned into a real mess.*
* And worst of all...*
**[10:32] Daichi**
She's pretty, she's nice...
I want to be like her!
**[10:35] Lierre**
* It's humiliating that I have to*
* act like a child in front of her!*
**[10:40] Daichi**
Lierre-chan, your lips are
starting to turn blue again.
***SIGN*** m 0 10 l 100 0 100 100 0 100
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Iron Commando
**[10:46] Daichi**
Lierre-chan!
**[10:48] Daichi**
I found something really funny! Come see!
**[10:51] Lierre**
Something funny?
**[10:54] Jashin**
My funny tail's white, too!
**[10:59] Daichi**
There it is!
**[11:01] Lierre**
Huh?! Why is there a panda
ride in a place like this?!
**[11:05] Daichi**
Isn't it funny? It's the only one here.
**[11:10] Lierre**
*J-Just one of them in a place like this?*
**[11:14] Lierre**
*That's hilarious!*
**[11:16] Daichi**
You wanna ride it too, right?
**[11:18] Lierre**
I do!
**[11:20] Lierre**
* Wait, no. If I got all giddy over something*
* like this, I'd be a human child for real.*
**[11:25] Lierre**
* No, I only look like a child right now.*
* It wouldn't be so weird for me to ride it, right?*
**[11:31] Jashin**
Hey, you two.
**[11:33] Jashin**
It's five o'clock.
Little kids should be at home.
**[11:36] Daichi**
You just want to ride it
yourself, Jashin-chan!
**[11:40] Jashin**
You got it.
**[11:43] Jashin**
Up we go!
**[11:45] Jashin**
Go on, get outta here!
**[11:47] Jashin**
Ah, this is so fun!
**[11:49] Jashin**
Has anything ever been this fun? Nope!
**[11:55] Daichi**
Let's go, Lierre-chan.
**[11:57] Lierre**
Y-Yeah.
**[12:09] DevilA**
The next morning!
**[12:12] Lierre**
* I didn't get to ride the panda*
* yesterday because of her.*
**[12:16] Lierre**
* But I am actually an adult, so I guess*
* not riding it was the right choice.*
**[12:21] Lierre**
But maybe I'll go check it out again!
**[12:24] Lierre**
I mean, it's not about whether
I ride it or not! It's just to check it out!
**[12:31] Jashin**
I knew you'd be back.
**[12:35] Lierre**
What are you doing here so early?
**[12:38] Lierre**
Have you been on that thing all this time?
**[12:40] Jashin**
I went home, then came back bright and early...
**[12:43] Jashin**
to make sure you couldn't ride this panda!
**[12:48] Jashin**
I saw how badly you
wanted to ride it yesterday.
**[12:52] Jashin**
So I'm not gonna let you ride it that easily!
**[12:55] Lierre**
Wha—
**[12:56] Lierre**
Why would you do that?
**[12:58] Jashin**
I can't beat you in hand-to-hand combat.
**[13:02] Jashin**
So I'm doing this to torment
you mentally instead.
**[13:05] Jashin**
Pretty mean of me, right?
**[13:08] Jashin**
I'm a devil, after all.
**[13:11] Jashin**
If you want to ride it,
try getting here earlier than me.
**[13:14] Lierre**
I-I just had a momentary
mental lapse yesterday.
**[13:18] Lierre**
I won't take part in such a ridiculous game.
**[13:21] Lierre**
So long.
**[13:28] DevilA**
Early next morning...
**[13:36] Lierre**
Hup!
**[13:38] Lierre**
* Not being able to ride it*
* makes me want to even more!*
**[13:40] Lierre**
* I want to ride that panda*
* so unbelievably bad right now!*
**[13:45] Lierre**
* She'd never expect me to be there*
* this early in the morning, right?*
**[13:51] Jashin**
Did you think just showing up
at dawn would be good enough?
**[13:54] Jashin**
How naïve.
**[13:58] Jashin**
It was written all over your face yesterday
that you'd come here at dawn today.
**[14:03] Jashin**
So I spent the night here.
I slept in that sleeping bag over there.
**[14:07] Jashin**
If you'll admit that I've won
this game, I might let you ride.
**[14:11] Lierre**
I'll never say that!
**[14:13] Lierre**
There was never any need for me
to go easy on a devil in the first place!
**[14:18] Lierre**
I'll move you by force!
**[14:20] Jashin**
Huh?
**[14:23] Jashin**
Ow.
**[14:26] Jashin**
Wow, I got knocked off of it.
**[14:29] Jashin**
She knocked me off by force,
the most barbaric method possible.
**[14:33] Jashin**
I'm disgusted, frankly.
**[14:37] Jashin**
I don't even care anymore. I'm going home.
**[14:51] Lierre**
Was riding this worth
making her so disgusted?
**[14:55] Lierre**
She's the one who was tormenting me!
This makes *me* look like the bad guy!
***SIGN*** How strange that there's only one ride in a place like this.
**[15:05] Lierre**
Persephone! Why are *you* here?!
***SIGN*** It's so early in the morning, and you were gone.
***SIGN*** I got worried and came looking for you.
***SIGN*** What teacher wouldn't do that?
**[15:17] Lierre**
Well, uh...
**[15:20] Lierre**
I-It's not what you think!
***SIGN*** Kids do love playground rides like these. How nostalgic.
***SIGN*** We rode a Pegasus one in Heaven all the time.
***SIGN*** AC
**[15:39] Clerk**
Welcome!
**[15:42] Pekola**
Lierre-sama, what are you ordering?
**[15:44] Lierre**
Let's see... I'll have...
***SIGN*** Unhappy Meal
***SIGN*** Main
***SIGN*** Side
***SIGN*** Drink (S)
***SIGN*** Help me!
***SIGN*** Green onions!
***SIGN*** Patra-chan and Hatsune Miku figures
***SIGN*** Today Only!!
***SIGN*** 2 toys to choose from!
**[15:50] Lierre**
*Th-This is...*
**[15:52] Lierre**
* It comes with a figure of Patra-chan*
* being burned at the stake? I want it!*
**[15:55] Lierre**
And the offer ends today!
**[15:59] Lierre**
* No, no! I can't drool over it*
* in front of my subordinates!*
**[16:02] Lierre**
*It'd tarnish my dignity as their superior!*
**[16:05] Lierre**
A cheeseburger meal with an iced coffee.
**[16:08] Clerk**
Sure!
**[16:09] Lierre**
*I look like a child,
but I* am *an adult, after all.*
**[16:15] DevilA**
Today, Lierre graduates from the
Unhappy Meal she loved so much.
***SIGN*** Unhappy Meal Graduation Ceremony
**[16:23] Poporon**
That really surprised me, though.
**[16:26] Poporon**
I had no idea you and Persephone,
the Queen of Hell, used to be friends.
**[16:31] Lierre**
That's because I never
told you three about it.
**[16:35] Lierre**
Besides, it's been a long, long time
since she was in Heaven.
**[16:39] Pekola**
Why'd Persephone end up goin' to Hell?
***SIGN*** Munch
***SIGN*** Munch
***SIGN*** Munch
**[16:43] Lierre**
Are you eating or talking? Pick one!
**[16:46] Lierre**
It's hard to say.
**[16:48] Lierre**
Heaven can be suffocating with all its
strict rules. Maybe she just got tired of it.
**[16:54] Girl**
Miku has so many green onions stuck in her!
**[16:57] Boy**
Patra-chan's sweating like crazy!
**[16:59] Mom**
That's nice.
**[17:01] Lierre**
*That kid has the "burning at the stake" figure!*
**[17:06] Lierre**
* Seeing someone else with it*
* just makes me want it more!*
**[17:08] Lierre**
* Maybe I didn't need to put*
* on the tough superior act?*
**[17:13] Pekola**
I finished mine.
**[17:15] Poporon**
Stop looking like the
world's coming to an end.
**[17:19] Poporon**
You can have mine.
**[17:21] Pekola**
Thank you!
**[17:23] Poporon**
What's wrong, Pino?
You've been quiet this whole time.
**[17:26] Pino**
I don't believe it.
**[17:28] Pino**
I refuse to believe you just
happened to be together!
**[17:31] Pino**
You wanted to be certain
you could get rid of us,
**[17:34] Pino**
so you called an old friend
from Hell to help you.
**[17:38] Lierre**
What are you talking about?
**[17:40] Lierre**
I have friends in Heaven.
Why would I need to call one in Hell?
**[17:44] Pino**
You lie! I know that's what's going on!
**[17:48] Pino**
I won't just go down quietly.
**[17:50] Pino**
I'll gouge out your eyeballs!
**[17:54] Pekola**
Stop, Pino!
**[17:59] Ozaki**
She screamed!
**[18:03] Chiba**
She screamed again!
***SIGN*** Reiwa Traditional Chinese
***SIGN*** Stomach Medicine
**[18:06] Pekola**
Have you calmed down now?
**[18:09] Pino**
I'm done for...
**[18:12] Pino**
Hanazono-san, please help me...
**[18:14] Poporon**
And now she's crying.
***SIGN*** Oh?
***SIGN*** If it isn't Lierre.
***SIGN*** Hi!
**[18:21] Pekola**
Speak of the devil.
***SIGN*** We came 'cause today's the last day you can get the "Patra-chan burning at the stake" figure.
**[18:28] Lierre**
*Must be nice being a child.*
**[18:31] Lierre**
* They don't have to be shy about*
* choosing the Unhappy Meal.*
***SIGN*** Jashin-chan said to buy it and be back in five minutes, so we gotta hurry! Bye!
**[18:40] Poporon**
That's not possible.
**[18:41] Pekola**
Well, shall we take our leave, too?
**[18:44] Poporon**
Oh, no! The restaurant starts
getting busy around this time!
**[18:48] Pino**
Hanazono-san...
***SIGN*** AC
**[18:50] Clerk**
Thank you for dropping in!
**[18:56] Lierre**
*So long, "Patra-chan burning at the stake."*
***SIGN*** Lierre.
***SIGN*** Here. This is what you wanted, isn't it?
**[19:11] Lierre**
*The "burning at the stake" figure...*
***SIGN*** Be back at the orphanage before dark, okay?
**[19:20] Lierre**
*How is it you always know how I'm feeling?*
**[19:24] Lierre**
* Patra-chan... I'm happy,*
* but also kind of irritated!*
***SIGN*** Jashin-chan
Burning at
the Stake
**[19:28] Jashin**
Hot! Hot, hot, hot!
**[19:31] Yurine**
Show me what's in the briefcase.
**[19:38] Yurine**
You ran off with the money from the Season 3
crowdfunding drive again, didn't you?
**[19:43] Jashin**
Well, I wouldn't say I "ran off" with it...
**[19:46] Jashin**
I planned to increase it at the boat
races and return it to the investors.
**[19:50] Yurine**
Return it?
**[19:52] Yurine**
You emptied the case!
**[19:53] Jashin**
Fundraising goal reached!
**[19:58] Jashin**
Forgive me! I was sure
I'd come back with more!
**[20:01] Yurine**
People put their hard-earned money into it.
How many times must you do this to them?
**[20:10] Yurine**
Our investors are going to kill you.
***SIGN*** Investor
***SIGN*** Investor
***SIGN*** Investor
***SIGN*** Investor
***SIGN*** Investor
***SIGN*** Investor
**[20:13] Investor1**
There she is! Kill Jashin-chan!
**[20:15] Investor2**
In the most brutal way possible!
**[20:18] Jashin**
Please do something, Yurine!
**[20:20] Yurine**
Do what?
**[20:22] Jashin**
I'll kill you for the insurance money!
**[20:24] Yurine**
Listen, you...
**[20:26] Jashin**
I'll have to use my last resort.
**[20:30] Jashin**
My only choice is to go there.
***SIGN*** Hell Financing Jinbocho Branch
***SIGN*** Hell Financing Jinbocho Branch
**[20:35] Lender**
Our interest rate is outta this world.
**[20:39] Lender**
You want thirty million?
**[20:41] Lender**
That's a ten-day interest rate of 10%!
**[20:44] DevilA**
A truly devilish interest rate!
**[20:50] Jashin**
Well, I managed to fix the problem, anyway.
***SIGN*** Life
Theater
**[21:11] Jashin**
This place...
**[21:13] Jashin**
This barren place...
**[21:16] Jashin**
Where am I?!
**[21:18] DevilA**
This was the beginning of
a harsh life of running away,
**[21:22] DevilA**
in which she absolutely had
to escape, no matter what.
**[21:26] DevilA**
And so, she bade farewell to her
happy, peaceful life in Jinbocho.
**[21:32] DevilA**
Next week!
**[21:33] DevilA**
Dropkick on My Devil X:
The Escape Arc begins!
**[21:33] Test**
Dropkick on My Devil X:
The Escape Arc
**[23:10] Pekola**
Pekola here.
**[23:12] Pekola**
I still haven't forgotten how I was the
only one who didn't get to eat dinner
**[23:16] Pekola**
when we went to Chitose.
**[23:19] Pekola**
That aside, why does the meat spaghetti
here in Katsuro have cutlets on top of it?
**[23:25] Pekola**
For someone as hungry as I am,
there couldn't be a more sinful dish!
**[23:29] Pekola**
Next time on *Dropkick
on My Devil!! X*, episode 6:
**[23:34] Pekola**
"Gilding Kamuy: Kushiro."
**[23:36] Pekola**
I want to eat, too.
# E6 - Gilding Kamuy: Kushiro
Source: [Crunchyroll](https://www.crunchyroll.com/watch/G0DUN1W9G/gilding-kamuy-kushiro)
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**[00:10] SIGN**
Dropkick on My Devil!!! X
Kushiro Arc
**[00:15] SIGN**
Two Months Later
**[00:19] Minos**
Yum!
***SIGN*** I feel bad for Jashin-chan. She's missing out on this great food.
**[00:27] Minos**
Speaking of Jashin-chan,
I haven't seen her in a while.
***SIGN*** She went into debt and then vanished.
**[00:33] Yurine**
Guess we have no choice.
**[00:36] Yurine**
Shall we go?
**[00:38] Minos**
Huh?
***SIGN*** Go where?
**[00:45] Yurine**
To Kushiro.
**[00:49] SIGN**
Kushiro City Hall
**[00:50] DevilA**
That's right! After falling into
massive debt and running away,
**[00:55] DevilA**
Jashin-chan was in Hokkaido once again!
**[02:34] Jashin**
I'm so hungry.
**[02:40] Jashin**
I don't even have any money...
**[02:47] Jashin**
Yo, dude. Give me that salmon.
**[02:51] Jashin**
Why the heck am I talking to a statue?
**[02:58] Jashin**
I'm so hungry.
**[03:09] Jashin**
So... where am I, anyway?
**[03:16] Jashin**
O... Orihsuk?
**[03:20] Jashin**
Where even is that?
**[03:21] SIGN**
Kushiro no Yoru
**[03:21] Devil**
It's "Kushiro."
**[03:30] Minos**
I never would've thought Jashin-chan
would end up in Hokkaido again.
**[03:34] Yurine**
Well, I have a pretty
good idea what happened.
**[03:40] DevilA**
This is the city of Kushiro in Hokkaido.
**[03:42] DevilA**
We're in Kushiro Shitsugen National Park,
**[03:45] DevilA**
which spans the four
municipalities of Kushiro.
**[03:47] DevilA**
At 28,788 hectares,
it's Japan's largest wetland.
**[03:52] SIGN**
Satellite Observatory
**[03:53] DevilA**
In addition to enjoying the
magnificent natural scenery,
**[03:56] DevilA**
you can see tufts of sedge grass,
Ezo red foxes, Ezo sika deer,
**[03:59] DevilA**
and lots of other unique flora and fauna.
**[04:02] DevilA**
You can even go horse trekking
or paddle around in a canoe!
***SIGN*** So where are we going now?
**[04:19] SIGN**
Tancho
**[04:19] SIGN**
Tancho
**[04:19] SIGN**
Kushiro Airport
**[04:19] SIGN**
Kushiro Airport
**[04:19] Minos**
Also, Yurine-chan, how do you
know where Jashin-chan is?
**[04:25] SIGN**
Washo
**[04:25] SIGN**
Washo
**[04:25] SIGN**
Washo
Market
***SIGN*** Washo Market?
**[04:29] SIGN**
Rice
**[04:29] SIGN**
Rice
**[04:29] Yurine**
Washo Market, also known as Kushiro's kitchen.
**[04:32] Yurine**
It was established in 1954, making it
the most historic market in Kushiro.
**[04:43] Medusa**
Minos?
**[04:44] Medusa**
And Yurine-san and Per-chan, too!
**[04:46] Minos**
Medusa? Why are you in Kushiro?
***SIGN*** Come to think of it, I hadn't seen Medusa-chan in a while, either.
**[04:52] Medusa**
I've been looking for Jashin-chan.
**[04:56] Medusa**
I've spent the past two months
searching as many places as I can...
**[05:04] Medusa**
But no matter how hard
I try, I can't find her.
**[05:07] Yurine**
Three thousand leagues in
search of garbage, huh?
**[05:09] Medusa**
But...
**[05:11] Medusa**
I guess you three are looking
for Jashin-chan, too, right?
**[05:14] SIGN**
Washo Market
**[05:14] SIGN**
Specialty
**[05:14] SIGN**
Sato Shoten
**[05:14] SIGN**
Genuine
**[05:14] SIGN**
Kattedon
**[05:14] SIGN**
Amazing flavor
guaranteed
**[05:14] SIGN**
to satisfy!!
**[05:14] Yurine**
"Kattedon," it says.
***SIGN*** Ooh, does that mean we can put whatever we want on it?
**[05:17] Yurine**
I want extra salmon roe.
**[05:18] Minos**
I want the super-mega-large rice!
**[05:21] DevilA**
When you buy kattedon,
a Washo Market specialty,
**[05:24] DevilA**
you buy the rice from vendors in the market,
**[05:27] DevilA**
then you visit the many fresh fish and roe
vendors to choose the toppings you want.
**[05:32] DevilA**
You can make the seafood
bowl of your dreams with ease!
**[05:36] SIGN**
Kattedon
**[05:38] Jashin**
I can choose my own?
**[05:39] Jashin**
I'm extremely hungry right now,
so this is a lifesaver.
**[05:46] Jashin**
Yum!
**[05:47] Jashin**
A place where I can eat
whatever I want must be Heaven!
**[05:50] Clerk1**
Excuse me, ma'am! You can't
just eat whatever you want!
**[05:56] Medusa**
U-Um...
**[06:01] Dried**
We've got a great deal on this dried fish.
**[06:04] Mei**
Hmm, what to do...
**[06:07] Clerk1**
Hold it!
**[06:08] Jashin**
No! I'm gonna eat every last bite!
**[06:11] Mei**
Orochimaru?!
**[06:12] Mei**
That girl! I want that girl in dried form!
**[06:15] Three**
Let's eat!
**[06:19] Minos**
It's not every day you get to eat
a fancy seafood bowl like this!
**[06:22] Yurine**
You said it. It's way more than
just a difference in freshness.
***SIGN*** It's incredibly tender!
**[06:28] Clerk1**
Boy, that customer was a real pain.
**[06:31] Clerk2**
Sure, "kattedon" means "eat your way,"
but it doesn't mean you can eat for free.
**[06:35] Medusa**
That almost sounds like Jashin-chan...
***SIGN*** I guess there are troublemakers no matter where you go.
**[06:44] Medusa**
Jashin-chan...
**[06:48] DevilA**
This is one of the top-selling
processed marine products in Hokkaido:
**[06:48] SIGN**
Marinated
**[06:48] SIGN**
Salmon Roe
**[06:53] DevilA**
salmon roe from Sasaya Shoten!
**[06:58] DevilA**
Try it. It'll blow you away.
**[07:02] DevilA**
Yum!
**[07:11] Pekola**
What is this place?
**[07:13] SIGN**
Life
Theater
**[07:13] Pekola**
I can't believe she dragged me along
when she fled from those debt collectors,
**[07:17] Pekola**
and then, the forced labor...
**[07:19] Pekola**
We barely escaped with our lives, but the
boat we got on was smuggling migrants,
**[07:23] Pekola**
and when we finally got back
to Japan, everyone ran off...
**[07:27] Pekola**
leaving me all alone.
**[07:30] Pekola**
She was the first to run away.
**[07:32] Pekola**
What do I do now?
**[07:37] Pekola**
Lierre-sama! What are you doing here?!
**[07:40] Lierre**
God sees and knows all.
**[07:43] Medusa**
"Coach & Four"?
**[07:44] SIGN**
m 0 0 l 100 10 99.4 100 0 105
**[07:44] SIGN**
Dropkick on My Devil
**[07:45] Yurine**
Let's try to get some info.
**[07:47] Medusa**
I hope we find Jashin-chan...
**[07:53] SIGN**
Bububu
**[07:53] SIGN**
Bububu
**[07:53] Medusa**
What's that you're looking at, Minos?
**[07:55] SIGN**
Bububu
**[07:55] SIGN**
Bububu
**[07:55] SIGN**
Hokkaido
**[07:55] SIGN**
KUSHIRO
**[07:55] SIGN**
KUSHIRO
**[07:55] SIGN**
KUSHIRO
**[07:55] SIGN**
Bububu
**[07:55] SIGN**
Bububu
**[07:55] SIGN**
Hokkaido
**[07:55] SIGN**
KUSHIRO
**[07:55] SIGN**
KUSHIRO
**[07:55] SIGN**
KUSHIRO
**[07:55] Minos**
I wanna go here!
**[07:55] SIGN**
Bububu
**[07:55] SIGN**
Bububu
**[07:55] SIGN**
Hokkaido
**[07:55] SIGN**
KUSHIRO
**[07:55] SIGN**
KUSHIRO
**[07:55] SIGN**
KUSHIRO
**[07:56] SIGN**
Bububu
**[07:56] SIGN**
Bububu
**[07:56] SIGN**
Hokkaido
**[07:56] SIGN**
KUSHIRO
**[07:56] SIGN**
KUSHIRO
**[07:56] SIGN**
KUSHIRO
**[08:02] SIGN**
A Farm in Onbetsu
**[08:12] Yurine**
This place is so nice and peaceful.
**[08:15] Minos**
Awesome! It just screams "Hokkaido"!
**[08:18] Farmer**
What's this? Y'all here from the mainland?
**[08:25] Jashin**
Yeah, I definitely can't eat cattle feed.
**[08:40] Farmer**
Tasty, ain't it?
***SIGN*** Yeah! It's delicious!
**[08:45] Yurine**
It has so much depth to it.
**[08:47] Medusa**
It's rich but somehow
mellow at the same time.
***SIGN*** Yeah.
**[08:51] Farmer**
'Round these parts, we get "sea fog,"
which is a fog that's chock-full of minerals.
**[08:51] SIGN**
"Sea Fog"
**[08:55] Farmer**
The grass here soaks up that
nutrient-rich fog, so when the cows eat it,
**[08:59] Farmer**
they give us good, rich milk.
**[09:05] Minos**
I want to work here!
**[09:07] Both**
What?!
**[09:08] Farmer**
I'd sure appreciate that!
**[09:10] Minos**
Work here with me, Per-chan!
***SIGN*** Huh? No way.
**[09:13] Minos**
So it's settled!
***SIGN*** What?! I don't want to!
**[09:16] Minos**
Aw, come on!
**[09:16] Yurine**
I guess she felt a sense of kinship?
**[09:21] Farmer**
Wh-What's goin' on?
**[09:22] Medusa**
Um... Weren't we looking for Jashin-chan?
**[09:26] Farmer**
Hey, you! Get away from there!
**[09:28] Farmer**
Who in tarnation drinks milk
straight from the teat?!
**[09:31] Minos**
Sounds like there's a weirdo here, too.
***SIGN*** Imagine it's actually Jashin-chan.
**[09:36] Farmer**
Sheesh, what a dad-blasted fool.
**[09:39] Yurine**
I'm just glad no damage was done.
**[09:42] Minos**
I'll keep the cows safe!
***SIGN*** She's even more motivated now.
**[09:47] Medusa**
We'll let you know if we find Jashin-chan.
**[09:49] Minos**
Got it!
***SIGN*** Bye!
**[09:54] Jashin**
Hmm...
**[09:55] SIGN**
Hiring Part-Time
Help
**[09:55] SIGN**
Work Hours:
**[09:55] SIGN**
Pay:
**[09:55] SIGN**
Location: Here
**[09:55] SIGN**
Someone cheerful
and energetic
**[09:55] SIGN**
Someone who doesn't
pop marimo yokan
jelly balls with a toothpick
**[09:55] Jashin**
Pays 10,000 yen a day? So it'd take
3,000 days to earn 30 million.
**[10:00] Jashin**
That could work.
**[10:07] DevilA**
Good luck.
**[10:14] Jashin**
Huh. So this is a marimo yokan jelly ball?
**[10:42] Owner**
Yer out.
**[10:47] Jashin**
I couldn't earn any money...
**[10:50] Jashin**
But I did get some yokan balls.
**[10:53] Jashin**
It's always good when
food doesn't go to waste.
**[10:58] Jashin**
This was very informational.
**[11:01] DevilA**
And so, Jashin-chan continued
to learn, one lesson at a—
**[11:04] Jashin**
I'll never work again!
**[11:06] Jashin**
Remove all useless things from life! Yeah!
**[11:10] DevilA**
Trash.
**[11:16] Jashin**
What a pretty lake.
**[11:18] DevilA**
This is Lake Akan,
renowned for its marimo algae.
**[11:21] DevilA**
The mountainous backdrop makes for
magnificent scenery. And the air's so sweet!
**[11:29] Jashin**
What's that?
**[11:31] DevilA**
These mud pools are known as "bokke,"
which is Ainu for "boiling place."
**[11:34] DevilA**
Mud reaching temperatures of 100°C
bubbles up from underground,
**[11:38] DevilA**
along with volcanic gases.
**[11:40] SIGN**
Danger Keep Out
**[11:41] Jashin**
Bokke...
**[11:42] SIGN**
Keep Out
**[11:42] DevilA**
Hey!
**[11:43] Jashin**
It's kind of relaxing here.
**[11:45] DevilA**
It's dangerous!
**[11:46] Jashin**
Reminds me of the scenery back home.
**[11:52] Jashin**
My marimo!
**[11:55] DevilA**
Jashin-chan!
**[11:57] Jashin**
Flutter, flutter, fall, fall.
**[12:03] Jashin**
Hot! Hot! Hot! Hot! Hot! Hot! Hot! Hot!
**[12:09] SIGN**
° Never, Ever Try This
**[12:19] LocalA**
What's that?
**[12:21] LocalB**
Hmm? What is it?
**[12:22] LocalA**
That's an awful big bokke bubble.
**[12:26] LocalC**
I think it's moving.
**[12:30] Local**
What is that?!
**[12:49] LocalA**
What is that light?
**[12:51] LocalC**
Is that a person?
**[12:52] DevilA**
No, it's not a person.
**[12:55] DevilA**
It's...
**[12:56] DevilA**
It's...
**[12:58] Locals**
What *is* that?!
**[13:05] SIGN**
Butterbur Field in Onbetsu
**[13:09] Poporon**
Why did I have to come all
the way to Kushiro to work?
**[13:14] Pino**
And this is very physical labor.
**[13:16] Lierre**
The invoice from our time in Chitose didn't
make it through accounting in Heaven.
**[13:21] Lierre**
The budget wasn't enough
to cover our return trip.
**[13:24] Pekola**
I thought you saw and knew everything?
**[13:26] Poporon**
It's Pekola-sama's fault.
**[13:28] Pino**
It is Pekola-sama's fault.
**[13:31] Poporon**
Um, what about you, Lierre-sama?
**[13:33] Lierre**
I apparently can't work since I'm a child.
**[13:36] Poporon**
No fair!
**[13:37] Lierre**
Well, I can't help it, can I?
**[13:38] Pino**
*I came along because she told me to...*
**[13:42] Pino**
*But without Hanazono-san, I...*
**[13:46] Pino**
Hanazono-san...
**[13:50] SIGN**
Payment
**[13:50] SIGN**
Payment
**[13:50] Farmer**
Thanks. You were a big help.
**[13:50] SIGN**
Payment
**[13:50] SIGN**
Payment
**[13:50] SIGN**
Payment
**[13:50] SIGN**
Payment
**[13:50] SIGN**
Payment
**[13:52] Pekola**
W-We get this much?
**[13:54] Farmer**
Well, you worked hard.
**[13:56] Lierre**
This is more than enough money.
**[13:58] Pekola**
If we must accept this much...
**[14:00] Pekola**
Please let us help you with something else.
**[14:03] Farmer**
You sure?
**[14:05] Farmer**
Hmm... Oh, in that case...
**[14:14] Lierre**
His emus have been
disappearing one after another?
**[14:18] Pino**
Emus...
**[14:19] Poporon**
How is it possible for a
load of them to just vanish?
**[14:23] Pekola**
Where did they run off to?
**[14:25] Lierre**
Well, I guess we can look for them.
**[14:29] SIGN**
Kushiro City
Red-Crowned Crane
Natural Park
**[14:34] Lierre**
Cranes.
**[14:35] Pekola**
Indeed.
**[14:36] Poporon**
I suppose so.
**[14:37] Pino**
Yes.
**[14:40] Poporon**
Lierre-sama, did you just
want to look at the cranes?
**[14:44] Lierre**
O-Of course not!
**[14:46] SIGN**
Kushiro City
Red-Crowned Crane
Natural Park
**[14:47] DevilA**
This is the Red-Crowned Crane Natural Park.
**[14:49] DevilA**
Red-crowned cranes aren't
commonly seen in summer,
**[14:52] DevilA**
but here, you can see them living
in the wetlands all year round.
**[14:56] Pekola**
It doesn't look like the emus are here.
**[14:58] Poporon**
Well, it is a *crane* park.
**[15:00] GuestA**
Hey, there's apparently
a god in Kushiro right now.
**[15:03] GuestB**
Wow, a god?
**[15:05] GuestB**
Wow, cranes! So many cranes!
**[15:08] GuestA**
This is peak crane!
**[15:10] Poporon**
A "god"?
**[15:11] Pekola**
Are they talking about Lierre-sama?
**[15:20] SIGN**
Lake
**[15:20] SIGN**
Akan
**[15:21] Yurine**
Lake Akan Ainu Kotan.
**[15:23] Yurine**
"Kotan" is Ainu for "settlement."
**[15:26] Yurine**
There are about 36 residences
and 120 people here,
**[15:29] Yurine**
producing and selling folk
art to make a living.
**[15:35] Miku**
Mukkuri, mukkuri, mukkuri, mukkuri,
mukkuri, mukkuri, mukkuri... Mu?
**[15:39] SIGN**
m 0 0 l 100 0 100 100 0 100
**[15:39] SIGN**
Marimo Pudding
**[15:39] Yusa**
Care for some pudding?
**[15:41] Miku**
One, please!
**[15:43] SIGN**
Folk Art Café
**[15:43] SIGN**
P
**[15:43] SIGN**
o
**[15:43] SIGN**
l
**[15:43] SIGN**
o
**[15:43] SIGN**
n
**[15:43] SIGN**
n
**[15:43] SIGN**
o
**[15:45] SIGN**
Yuk (Deer Meat) Meal
**[15:46] SIGN**
m 0 0 l 100 0 100 100 0 100
**[15:46] SIGN**
m 0 0 l 100 0 100 100 0 100
**[15:46] SIGN**
Amam (Rice)
**[15:46] SIGN**
Amam (Rice)
**[15:46] SIGN**
Rice cooked with beans,
glutinous millet, and
victory onion. The light
sweetness of the victory
onion and stickiness of
the glutinous millet are
divine.
**[15:46] SIGN**
m 0 0 l 100 0 100 100 0 100
**[15:46] SIGN**
m 0 0 l 100 0 100 100 0 100
**[15:46] SIGN**
Mefun (Fermented Salmon Liver)
**[15:46] SIGN**
Mefun (Fermented Salmon Liver)
**[15:46] SIGN**
Only one strand of this
precious fermented
delicacy can be obtained
from one salmon.
Pairs well with amam.
**[15:46] SIGN**
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**[15:46] SIGN**
m 0 0 l 100 0 100 100 0 100
**[15:46] SIGN**
Yuk Ohaw (Deer Soup)
**[15:46] SIGN**
Yuk Ohaw (Deer Soup)
**[15:46] SIGN**
"Yuk" means "deer," and "ohaw" means
"soup." Seasonal ingredients such as
wild plants and mushrooms join a very
simple broth of konbu and salt in this
savory staple of Ainu cooking.
**[15:50] Medusa**
We haven't found Jashin-chan anywhere.
**[15:52] Yurine**
This is good. It's so chewy.
**[15:55] Medusa**
Yurine-san!
**[15:57] Yurine**
Well, I'm sure we'll happen across some info.
**[16:00] Yurine**
Come on. You won't get many
chances to eat Ainu cooking.
**[16:08] Yurine**
Ah, deer soup. Reminds me of Azusa 2.
**[16:08] SIGN**
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**[16:08] SIGN**
m 0 0 l 100 0 100 100 0 100
**[16:08] SIGN**
Cep Ohaw (Salmon Soup)
**[16:08] SIGN**
Cep Ohaw (Salmon Soup)
**[16:08] SIGN**
Ohaw (soup) with cep (salmon).
Ohaw can be made with many things,
and this ohaw is made with salmon.
Just as delicious as yuk ohaw,
with its own unique flavors to enjoy.
**[16:11] Medusa**
It's delicious.
**[16:13] Yurine**
It's simple, but the
ingredients are so savory.
**[16:17] DevilA**
Other highlights of Ainu Kotan include:
**[16:19] DevilA**
Lake Akan Ainu Theater Ikor, where you
can enjoy powerful ancient Ainu dancing,
**[16:23] SIGN**
Lake Akan Ainu Theater
**[16:25] DevilA**
and Onnechise, home of traditional
and creative aspects of Ainu culture,
**[16:29] DevilA**
where you can enjoy hands-on
interaction with the old and the new.
**[16:34] DevilA**
There is ample opportunity to enjoy
and learn about Ainu culture here.
**[16:38] SIGN**
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**[16:38] SIGN**
Rent Ainu
clothing
here.
**[16:38] DevilA**
I also recommend the folk shops,
where you can try on Ainu clothing!
**[16:49] Yurine**
That looks good on you, Medusa.
**[16:52] Medusa**
But I need to wear my paper bag...
**[16:55] Yurine**
Well, then...
**[16:57] Yurine**
How about this?
**[16:59] Yurine**
Can you see?
**[17:01] Medusa**
Sort of.
**[17:01] GuestA**
Check this out.
**[17:02] GuestB**
Ew, its lower body is a snake!
**[17:04] GuestA**
It's apparently staying at a
hotel on the Kushiro River.
**[17:07] GuestB**
It really is a god!
**[17:09] GuestA**
Anyway, isn't this
wood-carved horned owl cute?
**[17:12] GuestB**
Super cute! Godly!
**[17:12] Medusa**
Yurine-san!
**[17:14] Yurine**
That's not a horned owl.
It's a Blakiston's fish owl.
**[17:18] Medusa**
No, not that.
**[17:21] Jashin**
I am...
**[17:22] Jashin**
God!
**[17:24] Locals**
God!
**[17:27] Jashin**
That's right! That's right!
**[17:29] Jashin**
Talk about a huge comeback.
**[17:31] Jashin**
I don't need to fear debt anymore.
**[17:31] Guard**
Wait! You don't have
permission to go in there!
**[17:35] Medusa**
Jashin-chan!
**[17:37] Yurine**
We finally found you.
**[17:38] Jashin**
So it's you, Yurine and Medusa.
**[17:42] Yurine**
Do you know how much trouble you caused?
**[17:44] Yurine**
Come on. We're going home.
**[17:45] Jashin**
Know your place!
**[17:47] Jashin**
Who do you think I am?
**[17:50] Jashin**
I am God!
**[17:52] Locals**
God!
**[17:55] Jashin**
I was reborn after falling into a bokke.
**[17:57] Jashin**
I'm a god now, so you commoners can leave.
**[18:03] LocalA**
God, you forgot to feed the emus.
**[18:06] LocalC**
You gotta take care of 'em.
**[18:11] Medusa**
Huh? Emus?!
**[18:12] Medusa**
Why are there emus here?!
**[18:14] Yurine**
Jashin-chan, what is this about?
**[18:16] Jashin**
Oh, it's, uh...
**[18:18] Yurine**
Where did you take them from?
**[18:20] Jashin**
Well... They were just so unusual...
**[18:23] Yurine**
You stole them to try
to sell them for profit?
**[18:25] Jashin**
Gulp!
**[18:26] Yurine**
A fraudulent religion, and now theft.
**[18:29] Yurine**
Everything you're doing here is criminal.
**[18:31] Jashin**
U-Um...
**[18:35] Jashin**
Run away!
**[18:36] Jashin**
I can fly!
**[18:37] Yurine**
After her!
**[18:38] Medusa**
Right!
**[18:39] Jashin**
Wait, you're a flightless bird?
**[18:41] Jashin**
They're tiny! Your wings are so tiny!
**[18:51] Jashin**
That was terrifying.
**[18:55] Emu**
*Do you want wings?*
**[18:57] Jashin**
Huh? But your wings are—
**[18:59] Emu**
*They're yours.*
**[19:10] Jashin**
I'm Emu Jashin-chan.
**[19:14] Jashin**
What're ya laughing at?!
**[19:15] Yurine**
That balance!
**[19:16] Jashin**
Hmph! I might look funny, but I bet
you can't keep up with me in this form.
**[19:23] Yurine**
Stop!
**[19:33] III**
Been lookin' for ya, fool!
**[19:34] Jashin**
Crap! The debt collectors!
**[19:36] IV**
You think you can get away from us?!
**[19:43] Jashin**
They're blocking my escape route!
**[19:45] Jashin**
And Yurine's right behind me!
**[19:48] Jashin**
Wh-What do I do?
**[19:52] Jashin**
The angels!
**[19:54] Pekola**
That body you have...
**[19:56] Lierre**
So you're the emu thief?
**[20:01] Yurine**
Lierre, you guys were in Kushiro, too?
**[20:07] Pino**
Hanazono-san!
**[20:09] Pino**
You came to look for me, didn't you?
**[20:12] Yurine**
Huh? Uh... Sure...
**[20:17] Lierre**
You have nowhere left to run.
**[20:20] III**
You can just leave her with us.
**[20:22] Medusa**
W-We can't do that!
**[20:24] Lierre**
We're fine with it.
**[20:29] Jashin**
Okay.
**[20:32] Jashin**
Devil Fusion...
**[20:36] Jashin**
Release!
**[20:41] Jashin**
I want your wings.
**[20:44] Jashin**
I'll be taking them now.
**[20:47] Jashin**
Devil Fusion!
**[20:57] Jashin**
I'm Red-Crowned Crane Jashin-chan!
**[21:05] Jashin**
You fools!
**[21:06] III**
Hold it, you!
**[21:08] IV**
Get down here, damn it!
**[21:11] Jashin**
Hasta la pizza!
**[21:13] Lierre**
After her!
**[21:14] Yurine**
Wait.
**[21:16] Yurine**
Let me handle this.
**[21:25] Yurine**
Irankarapte!
**[21:30] Jashin**
Siknu!
**[21:36] Medusa**
Jashin-chan!
**[22:14] SIGN**
Letter of Introduction
**[22:17] LocalB**
God is dead.
**[23:10] Minos**
Wow, so this is Tokachi Plain!
**[23:13] Minos**
It's so spacious! It feels great!
**[23:15] Minos**
Cows over here, cows over there...
**[23:18] Minos**
Cows over here, cows over there!
**[23:20] Minos**
It doesn't even feel like
this is my first time here!
**[23:24] Minos**
Next time on *Dropkick
on My Devil!! X*, episode 7:
**[23:27] Minos**
"The Shape of a Smile:
What I Found in Obihiro."
**[23:31] Minos**
It's 100% packed with the earth's blessings!
**[23:34] Minos**
Moo!
**[23:37] Minos**
Hey, wait up!
# E7 - The Shape of a Smile: What I Found in Obihiro
Source: [Crunchyroll](https://www.crunchyroll.com/watch/GEVUZ2383/the-shape-of-a-smile-what-i-found-in-obihiro)
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***SIGN*** Kofuku Station
**[00:22] Jashin**
Oh-big-here-wow!
***SIGN*** Obihiro Arc
***SIGN*** Yokai Bun
***SIGN*** Yokai Bun
***SIGN*** Yokai Bun
***SIGN*** Yokai Bun
***SIGN*** Yokai Bun
***SIGN*** Yokai Bun
***SIGN*** Yokai Bun
***SIGN*** Yokai Bun
***SIGN*** Yokai Bun
***SIGN*** Yokai Bun
***SIGN*** Yokai Bun
***SIGN*** Yokai Bun
**[02:02] Jashin**
*This gentle sweetness...*
**[02:05] Jashin**
*It heals my wounded soul.*
***SIGN*** Kofuku
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***SIGN*** Kofuku
Station
***SIGN*** Kofuku
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***SIGN*** Kofuku
Station
***SIGN*** Kofuku
***SIGN*** m 0 0 l 100 0 100 100 0 100
***SIGN*** Kofuku
Station
***SIGN*** Kofuku
***SIGN*** m 0 0 l 100 0 100 100 0 100
***SIGN*** Kofuku
Station
***SIGN*** Kofuku
***SIGN*** m 0 0 l 100 0 100 100 0 100
***SIGN*** Kofuku
Station
***SIGN*** Kofuku
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***SIGN*** Kofuku
Station
***SIGN*** Kofuku
**[02:10] Jashin**
*The clear blue summer sky goes on forever.*
***SIGN*** Kofuku Station
***SIGN*** Kofuku Station
**[02:17] Jashin**
Kofuku Station...
***SIGN*** Kofuku Station
**[02:25] Jashin**
The holy land for lovers, huh?
***SIGN*** I pray Koichiro and I will be happy forever
**[02:28] Jashin**
"I pray Koichiro and I will be happy forever."
***SIGN*** Mei is happy
**[02:32] Jashin**
"Mei is happy."
***SIGN*** Can we truly be so blessed, Rina?
**[02:34] Jashin**
"Can we truly be so blessed, Rina?"
**[02:39] Jashin**
Damn it all!
**[02:41] SIGN**
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**[02:41] SIGN**
Kofuku Station
**[02:42] Jashin**
These fools!
**[02:43] Jashin**
I'm here drowning in debt,
and they're all just...
**[02:48] Jashin**
Yeah, you said it! Meh!
**[02:52] Jashin**
Huh?
**[02:55] Jashin**
"Moo"?
**[02:56] Jashin**
Moo!
**[02:57] Jashin**
Mooooooo!
**[02:59] SIGN**
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**[02:59] SIGN**
Kofuku Station
**[03:02] SIGN**
m 0 0 l 100 0 100 100 0 100
**[03:02] SIGN**
Kofuku Station
**[03:07] Osaka**
Okay, time to start another day of hard work!
**[03:11] SIGN**
Huh?
**[03:12] SIGN**
Huh?
**[03:12] SIGN**
Huh?
**[03:12] SIGN**
Huh?
**[03:13] Jashin**
Why?! Why?! Why?!
**[03:15] Jashin**
Why is this happening?!
**[03:20] Osaka**
Well, this sucks.
**[03:23] Jashin**
Taisho Kotsu!
***SIGN*** Welcome to Obihiro, Jashin-chan!
***SIGN*** Taisho
***SIGN*** Kotsu
***SIGN*** Welcome to Obihiro, Jashin-chan!
***SIGN*** Taisho
***SIGN*** Kotsu
***SIGN*** Welcome to Obihiro, Jashin-chan!
***SIGN*** Taisho
***SIGN*** Kotsu
***SIGN*** Welcome to Obihiro, Jashin-chan!
***SIGN*** Taisho
***SIGN*** Kotsu
***SIGN*** Welcome to Obihiro, Jashin-chan!
***SIGN*** Taisho
***SIGN*** Kotsu
***SIGN*** Welcome to Obihiro, Jashin-chan!
**[03:26] All**
Welcome to Obihiro!
***SIGN*** Kotsu
***SIGN*** Taisho
**[03:28] DevilA**
Yes! This is the city of Obihiro!
**[03:30] DevilA**
A quick hop from Haneda Airport,
**[03:32] DevilA**
this town of 170,000 residents is situated
in the middle of the Tokachi Plain.
**[03:37] DevilA**
Its location at the heart of the Tokachi Plain,
where farming is the main industry,
**[03:41] DevilA**
allows it to function as a hub for
the agricultural produce trade.
**[03:47] Jashin**
It's no use!
**[03:48] Jashin**
I run from debt collectors,
I run from herds of cattle...
**[03:51] Jashin**
All I ever do in my life is run away!
**[03:54] Jashin**
I-I can't take it anymore!
**[04:01] Jashin**
Beth?!
***SIGN*** I'm beat.
**[04:04] Minos**
Well, you sure worked hard.
**[04:04] Jashin**
Wait, are you a herding dog now?
**[04:06] Minos**
Oh, hey, Jashin-chan.
**[04:08] Jashin**
Minos?!
**[04:09] Minos**
Never woulda thought we'd
run into you here in Obihiro.
***SIGN*** We thought you ended up as crane food.
**[04:15] Jashin**
I'll make *you* crane food!
***SIGN*** Uemon's
***SIGN*** Heart
**[04:19] Jashin**
So...
**[04:21] Jashin**
...good!
**[04:23] Hirose**
That there is honeyberry gelato.
**[04:26] Hirose**
We've also got blueberry, plus other flavors
made with milk from this here ranch.
**[04:32] Jashin**
Who's the old dude?
**[04:34] Minos**
Don't be rude! He's the boss of Hirose Ranch!
**[04:37] Jashin**
The only Hiroses I know are
Suzu and that 8-dan shogi player.
***SIGN*** What about Kohmi?
**[04:42] Minos**
We got referred here from
Osaka Farm in Kushiro.
**[04:45] Minos**
I agreed to live and work
here over the summer.
***SIGN*** I was *brought* to live and work here.
**[04:51] Minos**
Beth is great at herding the cattle!
**[04:53] Minos**
Hey, I know! Why don't you work
here too to pay off your debt?
**[04:57] Minos**
Suzu's about to give birth,
so we could use the extra help.
**[05:01] Jashin**
Suzu?
**[05:04] Minos**
That's the mother cow's name.
**[05:06] Hirose**
If you're in debt, why not work here?
**[05:08] Jashin**
No thanks! I could work here for 66.6 billion
years and still not make enough to pay it off!
**[05:14] DevilA**
Jashin-chan has been in debt
for exactly 100 days now.
**[05:18] DevilA**
With interest, that means her
debt is up to 30 billion yen.
**[05:21] DevilA**
Always plan your spending wisely.
**[05:24] Jashin**
Working is for the informationally inept.
***SIGN*** Clench
**[05:26] Jashin**
What I'm after is a way to get rich quick!
**[05:29] Hirose**
Yep. You're just like Minos-chan said.
**[05:32] Jashin**
Well, I'm off to follow the scent of profit.
**[05:37] Minos**
See ya.
***SIGN*** Bye-bye!
**[05:44] Jashin**
The scent of profit...
***SIGN*** Tokachi
Specialty
***SIGN*** A Marriage
of Adzuki
Bean Paste
and Butter
***SIGN*** Tokachi
Specialty
***SIGN*** A Marriage
of Adzuki
Bean Paste
and Butter
**[05:54] Jashin**
An Obihiro specialty... Anbatasan, huh?
***SIGN*** Tokachi
Specialty
***SIGN*** A Marriage
of Adzuki
Bean Paste
and Butter
***SIGN*** Tokachi
Specialty
***SIGN*** A Marriage
of Adzuki
Bean Paste
and Butter
**[05:58] Jashin**
Let's see.
***SIGN*** Tokachi
Specialty
***SIGN*** Tokachi
Specialty
***SIGN*** Tokachi
Specialty
***SIGN*** Tokachi
Specialty
***SIGN*** Tokachi
Specialty
**[06:01] Jashin**
This is...
**[06:02] Jashin**
The adzuki bean paste's gentle flavor and the
butter's smooth flavor complement each other,
**[06:07] Jashin**
creating what might even be
a brand-new "flavor friendship"!
**[06:10] Jashin**
Truly delicious!
**[06:12] Jashin**
This... could make money.
**[06:16] Jashin**
Step right up, step right up!
**[06:19] Jashin**
Try out this Obihiro specialty!
It's not Anbatasan, it's Kawabatasan!
**[06:23] Kawabata**
H-Hi...
**[06:24] Jashin**
Buy now for only 600 million yen!
***SIGN*** Kawabata-san (not chicken skin and butter)
**[06:27] Jashin**
Why won't it sell?! It's Kawabatasan!
**[06:30] Jashin**
Wait, Kawabata-san? Who even are you?
***SIGN*** Kawabata-san (not chicken skin and butter)
***SIGN*** Kawabata-san (not chicken skin and butter)
***SIGN*** Kawabata-san (not chicken skin and butter)
***SIGN*** Kawabata-san (not chicken skin and butter)
***SIGN*** Kawabata-san (not chicken skin and butter)
**[06:33] Kawabata**
You're the one who brought me here!
**[06:35] Jashin**
Shaddap! It's only because your name is—
**[06:40] Jashin**
That smells good.
**[06:42] Jashin**
It's *definitely* the scent of profit this time.
***SIGN*** Pastry Shop
***SIGN*** Cranberry
***SIGN*** Pastry Shop
***SIGN*** Cranberry
***SIGN*** Pastry Shop
***SIGN*** Cranberry
***SIGN*** Pastry Shop
***SIGN*** Cranberry
***SIGN*** Pastry Shop
***SIGN*** Cranberry
**[06:51] Jashin**
This is good, too!
**[06:53] Jashin**
What a fantastic presentation
of the unadulterated flavor
**[06:56] Jashin**
and appearance of a whole sweet potato.
**[06:59] Jashin**
I'll take 'em all! Put 'em on my tab!
**[07:02] Staff**
C-Come again?
**[07:06] Jashin**
Buy up all of a popular product
and resell at a higher price.
**[07:09] Jashin**
Talk about riding the gravy train.
I've even got the potatoes.
**[07:12] Jashin**
Come, tourists! There are
none of these left in the store!
**[07:15] Jashin**
If you want to eat Obihiro's
famous sweet potatoes,
**[07:18] Jashin**
you'll have to pay double...
no, *six* times the price!
**[07:22] Jashin**
*I know you're conflicted.*
**[07:23] Jashin**
*And to me, that agony tastes oh so sweet!*
**[07:26] Jashin**
Keep wrestling with yourself!
***SIGN*** Obihiro
Shrine
***SIGN*** Obihiro
Shrine
***SIGN*** Obihiro
Shrine
***SIGN*** Obihiro
Shrine
***SIGN*** Obihiro
Shrine
**[07:49] Jashin**
I'm done reselling goods.
It requires capital.
**[07:52] Jashin**
What's a business I don't have to fund?
**[07:58] Jashin**
Catching a bunch of ever-popular
long-tailed tits and selling 'em!
**[08:01] Jashin**
That's a 120% profit ratio!
**[08:03] Jashin**
Hey! Hold up, you!
**[08:06] Jashin**
Stupid birds!
**[08:10] Pekola**
Ouch! That's dangerous, you know.
**[08:14] Pekola**
Wait, you're...
**[08:15] Jashin**
The angels!
**[08:18] Pekola**
Honestly...
**[08:19] Pekola**
What were you doing in
a holy place like this?
**[08:22] Pekola**
The gods will punish you.
**[08:24] Jashin**
Ha! If they want to punish me,
they can go ahead and try!
**[08:27] Lierre**
Okay.
**[08:29] Jashin**
You win.
**[08:30] Lierre**
Good. I can let what you
did in Kushiro go now.
**[08:46] Lierre**
I-It's not like I care about
fortunes or anything!
**[08:49] Jashin**
Fortunes? I think I'll try my luck.
**[08:53] Lierre**
W-Wait! I guess I could
join you, if you want!
**[08:59] Lierre**
Great luck!
**[09:00] Poporon**
I got great luck, too!
**[09:02] Pino**
Naturally.
**[09:03] Pekola**
Bad luck...
**[09:04] Pekola**
What did you get?
***SIGN*** Critical
**[09:08] Jashin**
Critical.
***SIGN*** Critical
**[09:10] Poporon**
Critical?
**[09:11] Pekola**
Are you going to die?!
**[09:12] Jashin**
No.
**[09:16] Jashin**
Anyway, what are you four doing in Obihiro?
**[09:21] Lierre**
We got paid for our work harvesting
butterbur, so we're touring food—
**[09:26] Lierre**
So we're touring power spots here in Obihiro.
**[09:30] Lierre**
Obihiro Shrine is one of the top
power spots in Hokkaido, you know.
**[09:34] Lierre**
When you do this, you can just
feel the power rising up from it!
**[09:38] Jashin**
So what have you eaten?
**[09:40] Pekola**
Well, we had anbatasan,
and the sweet potatoes...
**[09:43] Jashin**
Ah, yes, both fine choices.
**[09:46] Pekola**
And before we came here,
**[09:49] Pekola**
we went to a bakery called Mugioto.
**[09:53] Jashin**
Mugioto?
***SIGN*** Our croquettes are made
***SIGN*** with 100% Tokachi-raised
***SIGN*** Potato and Beef
**[09:57] Pekola**
The sound of seeds being sown,
the sound of them sprouting,
**[09:59] Pekola**
the sound of the harvest,
the sound of the millstone grinding flour,
**[10:03] Pekola**
the sound of bread baking...
**[10:05] Pekola**
Mugioto is a store where you
can hear all of these sounds.
**[10:10] Pekola**
So many types of bread made
with 100% Tokachi-made wheat...
**[10:13] Pekola**
Bread made with salt from Tokachi,
**[10:15] Pekola**
cornbread made with corn from Tokachi,
**[10:17] Pekola**
Tokachi mushroom bread...
**[10:19] Pekola**
Oh, just thinking of it makes Tokachi...
I mean, makes my mouth water!
**[10:23] Poporon**
Sheesh, you're such a glutton, Pekola-sama.
**[10:27] Poporon**
Though that fresh-baked
bread certainly was delicious.
**[10:29] Pino**
I'd like to try making bread, too,
instead of just sweet small stuff.
**[10:33] Jashin**
Pervert.
**[10:35] Lierre**
Oh, it's almost our reservation time.
**[10:38] Lierre**
Enough chatter. We need to go.
**[10:40] Jashin**
Excuse me, Lierre-san.
**[10:42] Jashin**
Where might you be headed next?
**[10:44] Lierre**
Want to come with us?
**[10:46] Lierre**
I'm willing to show God's
mercy to a pitiful devil.
**[10:51] Jashin**
Are we there yet?
**[10:53] Lierre**
Nearly.
**[10:54] Jashin**
I'm exhausted!
**[10:56] Lierre**
Almost there.
**[10:58] Lierre**
We're here.
**[11:02] Jashin**
That sure is one bald ****!
***SIGN*** Tempura and Local Cuisine
***SIGN*** Hageten
**[11:06] Lierre**
An Obihiro specialty: the pork bowl.
**[11:10] Lierre**
Let's eat.
**[11:12] Three**
Let's eat.
**[11:14] Lierre**
It's so good!
**[11:16] Pekola**
How blessed we are!
**[11:18] Poporon**
How blessed our mouths are, you mean.
**[11:20] Pino**
Delicious!
**[11:23] Jashin**
That was tasty.
**[11:24] Shimizu**
Hi there! I'm just a
passing Shimizu Hiroyasu!
**[11:28] Shimizu**
Can't believe I ran into you guys here!
**[11:30] Shimizu**
So how'd you like the pork bowls?
**[11:32] Jashin**
Y-Yeah, they were amazing.
**[11:34] Shimizu**
Good to hear!
**[11:36] Shimizu**
By the way, have you
been to Ban'ei Tokachi yet?
**[11:39] Jashin**
Ban'ei Tokachi?
**[11:40] Shimizu**
The horse race track.
**[11:41] Jashin**
Horse racing?!
**[11:42] Shimizu**
Races there aren't like typical horse races.
**[11:44] Shimizu**
The draft horse that bit you earlier,
Musashikoma, used to race there.
**[11:49] Shimizu**
Oh, "draft horses" are
horses that pull carts or sleds.
**[11:49] Jashin**
* All right! Time to get rich quick*
* at the races and pay off my debt!*
**[11:52] Shimizu**
Unlike the typical—
**[11:54] Yurine**
She's got us searching all over the place.
**[11:58] Yurine**
Where the heck did she go?
**[12:02] Yurine**
She's honestly such a headache.
**[12:04] Jashin**
Indeed!
***SIGN*** Dropkick on My Devil!!! X
**[12:09] Medusa**
Um...
**[12:10] Yurine**
Yes!
**[12:11] Yurine**
Seriously, though, where'd
that Jashin-chan wander off to?
***SIGN*** Dinos
***SIGN*** Dinos
***SIGN*** Obihiro
***SIGN*** Obihiro
***SIGN*** A Bench 400m Long
**[12:18] Jashin**
I ate too much...
**[12:21] Jashin**
Where's that race track, anyway?
**[12:26] Minos**
These 100% beef Hamburg steaks made with
Toyonishi beef from Toyonishi Farm are great!
***SIGN*** Please
***SIGN*** Do not touch,
we are very fragile
***SIGN*** Yep!
**[12:32] Minos**
And this curry's loaded with
Toyonishi beef, too! It's awesome!
***SIGN*** Yep!
***SIGN*** Working sure makes you hungry, huh?
***SIGN*** Toyonishi
Beef Curry
***SIGN*** Toyonishi
Beef Curry
**[12:38] Minos**
Yep!
***SIGN*** Toyonishi
Beef Curry
**[12:39] Hirose**
Hey!
***SIGN*** Toyonishi
Beef Curry
***SIGN*** Toyonishi
Beef Curry
***SIGN*** Toyonishi
Beef Curry
***SIGN*** Toyonishi
Beef Curry
***SIGN*** Toyonishi
Beef Curry
**[12:40] Hirose**
Suzu's about to have her baby.
***SIGN*** Really?!
***SIGN*** Next Race
***SIGN*** Odds
***SIGN*** Odds
***SIGN*** Time
***SIGN*** Ban'ei
Tokachi
**[13:03] DevilA**
Ban'ei Tokachi is the only race
track of its kind in the world.
**[13:06] DevilA**
In the days of Hokkaido's colonization,
draft horses worked on farms—
**[13:09] Shimizu**
And here, those draft
horses pull heavy sleds.
**[13:12] Shimizu**
These races test their
power, speed, and stamina!
**[13:15] Yusa**
Anyone for gelato?
Get your Uemon's Heart gelato here!
**[13:20] Guy**
Hey, I'll take one!
**[13:21] Yusa**
Sure!
**[13:22] Guy**
Mm, that's ice-cold!
**[13:25] Jashin**
* My "Get Rich Quick with Horses"*
* live show: Ban'ei Tokachi!*
**[13:29] Jashin**
*I'm gonna turn my whole life around!*
**[13:32] Jashin**
All right! Go get 'em!
**[13:37] Jashin**
*Draft horses...*
**[13:40] Jashin**
*pull heavy sleds...*
**[13:43] Jashin**
*over barren wastelands...*
**[13:51] Jashin**
*That horse...*
**[13:54] Jashin**
*...is me.*
**[13:55] Jashin**
* While walking the*
* rigorous path that is life,*
**[13:58] Jashin**
* even if you fall, and no*
* matter how many times...*
**[13:59] Jashin**
Get up! Get up! Get up!
**[14:02] Jashin**
*...you get up and keep moving.*
**[14:09] Jashin**
*That's right! You have to keep moving!*
**[14:13] Jashin**
*You...*
**[14:15] Jashin**
*...are me!*
**[14:16] Jashin**
*Go!*
***SIGN*** m 0 0 l 100 0 100 100 0 100
***SIGN*** Ban'ei Tokachi Races
**[14:23] Jashin**
How the hell could you come dead last?!
**[14:25] Jashin**
I bet on you to win that race!
What're you gonna do for me now?!
***SIGN*** UGLY
***SIGN*** Tokachimura
***SIGN*** Tokachimura
***SIGN*** Tokachimura
***SIGN*** Tokachimura
***SIGN*** Tokachimura
**[14:32] Jashin**
I'm betting every yen
I have on the next race!
**[14:35] Jashin**
Ban'ei Tokachi is a live
comeback show for horses!
**[14:38] Jashin**
I'm gonna make a comeback, too!
**[14:40] Horse God**
*You want to make a comeback?*
**[14:43] Jashin**
Wh-What's that voice?
**[14:46] Horse God**
*You want money?*
**[14:49] Jashin**
Yes...
**[14:51] Horse God**
* Then, I will lend you my money...*
* I mean, my strength.*
**[14:56] Jashin**
Thank you, God!
**[15:03] Guys**
Who's our draft horse?! Who's our
draft horse?! Who's our draft horse?!
**[15:08] Guys**
The number one draft horse!
**[15:10] Guys**
The strongest and fastest of them all!
**[15:12] Guys**
Who's that horse?!
**[15:14] Jashin**
Draft Horse Jashin-chan!
**[15:17] Jashin**
It's me!
**[15:18] JockeyA**
Huh?
**[15:23] Minos**
Come on, girl!
**[15:26] Jashin**
*I am the strongest draft horse.*
**[15:28] Jashin**
* I've bet all 5,000 yen I have*
* on my one-in-600-million odds.*
**[15:32] Jashin**
*I'm gonna win this, no matter what!*
**[15:34] Commentator**
* We had a bit of trouble getting*
* everyone to the starting gate,*
**[15:37] Commentator**
* but it looks like we'll*
* be able to start the race.*
**[15:39] Jashin**
*I won't just win this race!*
**[15:41] Jashin**
* I will be victorious in*
* the race known as life!*
**[15:48] Hirose**
Ah, here we go.
**[15:49] Commentator**
*All the horses have left the gate.*
***SIGN*** Hang in there, Suzu!
**[15:53] Hirose**
What?
**[15:53] Commentator**
* No. 3, Almond Almond, and No. 5,*
* Hokkenotio, are over the first obstacle.*
**[15:59] Commentator**
* Right behind them is No. 4,*
* Draft Horse Jashin-chan.*
**[16:02] Jashin**
I won't give up!
***SIGN*** Is she okay?!
**[16:06] Hirose**
Nothin' to worry about.
**[16:08] Commentator**
* The riders are coming up*
* to the second obstacle.*
**[16:10] Minos**
Suzu! Hee, hee, hoo! Hee, hee...
**[16:14] Jashin**
Hoo!
**[16:15] Commentator**
* The second obstacle is cleared*
* and the race is nearing its end.*
**[16:18] Commentator**
* No. 3, Almond Almond,*
* remains in the lead,*
**[16:21] Commentator**
*followed by No. 5, Hokkenotio.*
**[16:23] Commentator**
* Close behind are No. 7,*
* Ahonen, and No. 8, Payanen.*
**[16:27] Commentator**
* What's this? No. 4, Draft Horse*
* Jashin-chan, is coming up fast!*
**[16:30] Commentator**
*She's right behind the leader now!*
**[16:33] Commentator**
* The post is just up ahead!*
* Who will be first to pass it?*
**[16:34] Hirose**
Come on!
**[16:35] Commentator**
*Almond Almond! Draft Horse Jashin-chan!*
**[16:37] Commentator**
* Almond Almond! Draft Horse*
* Jashin-chan! Almond Almond!*
**[16:40] Minos**
Suzu!
**[16:41] Minos**
You're in the home stretch!
**[16:53] Minos**
You did so well, Suzu! It's a girl!
***SIGN*** Boss, do you have a name for the calf yet?
**[17:00] Hirose**
Yeah.
**[17:03] Hirose**
It's Alice.
**[17:10] Minos**
Alice!
**[17:13] Minos**
Thank you... for being born.
**[17:22] Commentator**
* Oh? Did Draft Horse Jashin-chan run*
* out of steam just before the finish line?*
**[17:26] Commentator**
*She's stopped dead in her tracks.*
**[17:27] Commentator**
* Passing her to finish first*
* is No. 3, Almond Almond.*
**[17:30] Commentator**
*In second, No. 5, Hokkenotio.*
**[17:40] Jashin**
Flight makes right!
**[17:42] Commentator**
* What's this? Draft Horse Jashin-chan has*
* suddenly taken off in the wrong direction!*
**[17:45] Jashin**
*Why?! Why?! Why?!*
**[17:45] Commentator**
* She's abandoning the race and*
* running away! This is unprecedented!*
**[17:49] Commentator**
* She just blasted through the*
* gate and exited the track!*
**[17:52] Commentator**
*And there goes the watchtower, too!*
**[17:55] Jashin**
Why is this happening?!
**[17:59] Jashin**
I was so close! I was so close
to getting three trillion...
**[18:05] Jashin**
...yen!
**[18:11] Jashin**
I finally lost them.
**[18:13] Jashin**
And ran here without
paying any attention...
**[18:15] Jashin**
Where... am I?
**[18:20] Jashin**
Is it Heaven? Did I die?
**[18:26] Jashin**
The angels!
**[18:28] Jashin**
So this really is Heaven?
**[18:29] Pekola**
It's Manabe Garden.
**[18:31] Lierre**
You were chased here
by debt collectors, right?
***SIGN*** Manabe
Garden
**[18:34] Lierre**
We're going camping. Want to come with us?
**[18:36] Lierre**
Call it God's mercy.
**[18:37] Jashin**
God! Buddha! Lierre-sama!
***SIGN*** Shiriporori Campground
***SIGN*** This Way
***SIGN*** You are...
***SIGN*** Wild
Rabbits
**[19:07] Minos**
Oh, Jashin-chan?
***SIGN*** Poporon-chan and the other angels, too!
**[19:11] Jashin**
Hey, it's you two.
**[19:14] Minos**
You guys camping, too?
**[19:15] Lierre**
Yes.
***SIGN*** It's my first time camping!
***SIGN*** Let's have fun, Poporon-chan!
**[19:19] Poporon**
Y-Yeah...
**[19:20] Minos**
Barbecues, campfires...
This is gonna be a blast!
**[19:25] Jashin**
Need some firewood?
Just 60,000 yen a bundle!
**[19:30] Yurine**
I finally find you, and
you're doing what, exactly?
**[19:41] Jashin**
Save me!
**[19:43] Jashin**
Anyone! I'll even take
someone from Hell Financing!
**[19:46] Medusa**
I'm so glad you're okay, Jashin-chan!
**[19:48] Jashin**
How am I okay?!
**[19:49] DevilA**
Campfires are actually prohibited here.
**[19:52] Jashin**
That's not the problem!
**[19:54] Jashin**
Whatever! I need to put the fire out!
**[19:56] Yur**
Wait, stupid...
**[20:00] Jashin**
Hot! Hot! Hot! Hot!
**[20:00] Yurine**
There's no saving someone that dumb.
**[20:02] Jashin**
My feet are on fire!
**[20:03] Medusa**
J-Jashin-chan...
**[20:05] III**
There she is!
**[20:07] III**
It's Jashin-chan!
**[20:08] Jashin**
Ack! They really showed up!
**[20:10] Jashin**
I have to get away... But it's so hot...
**[20:13] Jashin**
But I have to run... But it's hot...
**[20:15] Jashin**
But... S-Someone... Help... Help...
**[20:19] III**
Hold it!
**[20:19] Medusa**
Jashin-chan!
**[20:23] Jashin**
Why won't anyone... Why?! Why?!
**[20:26] Jashin**
Why is this happening?!
***SIGN*** Obihiro Arc
***SIGN*** FIN
**[22:21] Jashin**
That soaks into every fiber of my being!
**[22:25] Jashin**
I wasn't able to make any money at all.
**[22:28] Jashin**
In fact, I'm even deeper in debt.
***SIGN*** Kohitsuji
**[22:35] Jashin**
Yum!
**[22:43] Jashin**
Basha Bar?
**[22:49] Jashin**
That wasn't so bad.
**[22:55] Jashin**
Time to say goodbye.
**[22:57] Jashin**
So long, Obihiro!
**[23:10] Mei**
I'm the supercop of the Banzaibashi
Police Department, Tachibana Mei!
**[23:15] Mei**
The Shimabara Rebellion
was a major uprising
**[23:18] Mei**
that occurred at Hara
Castle in Minamishimabara!
***SIGN*** Hara Castle Ruins
***SIGN*** Hara Castle Ruins
**[23:21] Mei**
Next time on *Dropkick
on My Devil!! X*, episode 8:
**[23:24] Mei**
"Riding a Dolphin Into Chaos."
**[23:26] Mei**
Excitement and thrills
in Minamishimabara!
**[23:29] Mei**
This all sounds very relatable!
Right, Orochimaru?!
**[23:34] Mei**
L! O! V! E! Lovely Orochimaru!
# E8 - Riding a Dolphin Into Chaos
Source: [Crunchyroll](https://www.crunchyroll.com/watch/G7PU4Z2WD/riding-a-dolphin-into-chaos)
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**[00:09] Jashin**
Where am I?!
***SIGN*** Natural Monument
***SIGN*** Sea
Fig
Tree
***SIGN*** Cluster
**[01:42] Jashin**
Natural Monument... Sea Fig Tree Cluster?
**[01:52] Kajiwara**
The trees are probably about 300 years old.
**[01:55] Kajiwara**
About twenty wild Japanese
sea fig trees grow here,
**[02:00] Kajiwara**
Jashin-chan-kun.
**[02:03] Jashin**
What a fine old tree.
**[02:04] Kajiwara**
Hey! Stop that, Jashin-chan-kun!
**[02:07] Kajiwara**
You're so rambunctious.
**[02:10] Kajiwara**
Look into the tree cavity like this.
**[02:13] Jashin**
Cavity?
**[02:16] Jashin**
Wait, is this...
**[02:21] Jashin**
A heart!
**[02:23] Kajiwara**
Yes, in other words...
**[02:26] Kajiwara**
Love.
**[02:31] Kajiwara**
No matter what painful things
you go through, this land loves you.
**[02:36] Jashin**
Love...
**[02:38] Jashin**
Even for someone like me,
who's always on the run...
**[02:41] Kajiwara**
"Live facing south."
**[02:43] Kajiwara**
It's this town's catchphrase.
**[02:46] Kajiwara**
Never look back. Face the sun like a
sunflower, and live a strong, sunny life.
**[02:53] Jashin**
Like a sunflower...
**[02:55] Jashin**
By the way, what town *is* this?
**[02:58] Jashin**
Where are we?
**[02:59] Kajiwara**
It's Minamishimabara
in Nagasaki Prefecture.
**[03:03] Kajiwara**
Nagasaki?!
**[03:04] DevilA**
Yes, this is Minamishimabara, on the southern
tip of the Shimabara Peninsula in Nagasaki.
***SIGN*** Minamishimabara, Nagasaki
**[03:10] DevilA**
It's a picturesque area with a rich history
and a population of about 450,000.
**[03:16] Jashin**
I can't believe I drifted this far
from Musashikoma on a single kick.
**[03:21] Jashin**
Still, changing the way I live now
won't change the fact that I'm in debt.
**[03:31] Lierre**
No one's watching, right?
**[03:33] Lierre**
Okay!
**[03:53] Jashin**
What are you doing?
**[03:55] Lierre**
Good. No safety issues.
**[03:58] Lierre**
Safety checks are very important.
**[04:01] Lierre**
Oh, you were here?
**[04:03] Jashin**
Was that fun?
**[04:05] Lierre**
Wh-What are you talking about?
I was just inspecting the facilities.
***SIGN*** Smirk
***SIGN*** Smirk
***SIGN*** Smirk
**[04:11] Lierre**
What are you doing in
Minamishimabara, anyway?
**[04:14] Jashin**
What about you? Did you come to see me again?
**[04:18] Lierre**
No, I'm here to see some old friends.
**[04:21] Jashin**
Aw, you think that highly of me?
***SIGN*** Orochimaru
***SIGN*** Orochimaru
***SIGN*** Orochimaru
***SIGN*** Orochimaru
***SIGN*** Orochimaru
**[04:30] Lierre**
Why did you come with me?
**[04:32] Jashin**
If we're here together anyway,
it's easier to travel together.
**[04:35] Captain**
Jashin-chan-san, Lierre-san,
they're in sight now.
**[04:44] Lierre**
Wow, wild dolphins! And so many of them!
**[04:49] Lierre**
S-So cute!
***SIGN*** Kuchinotsu Sightseeing Boat Tours
***SIGN*** Dolphin
***SIGN*** Watching
**[04:57] Lierre**
That's so cool!
**[04:59] Jashin**
Maybe I'm due for an image change...
**[05:02] Dolphin**
*You want to change?*
**[05:04] Dolphin**
*You want to live a south-facing life?*
**[05:07] Jashin**
H-Huh?
**[05:09] Dolphin**
*Try landing one yourself!*
**[05:12] Lierre**
What's wrong?
**[05:16] Jashin**
Devil Fusion!
**[05:20] Lierre**
Wh-What's going on?!
**[05:23] Jashin**
Dolphinkick on My Devil!
**[05:28] Tourist**
Hey, I saw a dolphin jump over there!
**[05:31] Tourist**
Aren't dolphins cute?
**[05:34] Lierre**
Uh-huh.
**[05:35] Jashin**
I'm cute, too. And cool.
**[05:38] Lierre**
Not as much as dolphins, obviously.
**[05:41] Jashin**
So were these dolphins the
old friends you came to see?
**[05:45] Lierre**
Of course not.
**[05:47] Jashin**
You just wanted to go dolphin-watching?
**[05:49] Lierre**
No! This was just on the way!
**[05:53] Lierre**
My friends can't be reached on foot.
**[05:57] Lierre**
Would you give me a ride?
**[06:07] Lierre**
Thank you.
**[06:10] Jashin**
I could've given you a
ride if you'd just asked.
**[06:15] Lierre**
Look, I can see them.
**[06:19] Jashin**
Where are they? All I see are mountains.
**[06:23] Lierre**
You're not human. Try opening
those supernatural eyes of yours.
**[06:34] Jashin**
Eek! A giant!
**[06:37] Lierre**
That's Misogoro.
**[06:38] Lierre**
He loves miso, so in return for some,
**[06:41] Lierre**
he clears paths through the
mountains and helps on farms.
***SIGN*** Yushima
**[06:45] Lierre**
It's said Goro was the one who made Yushima
Island, which has more cats than people.
**[06:53] Misogoro**
Well, if it isn't Lierre-sama!
**[06:56] Misogoro**
It's been centuries!
**[06:58] Lierre**
Hi, Goro. How've you been?
**[07:00] Misogoro**
Great. Glad to see you looking well, too.
**[07:05] Misogoro**
Unusual to see you with a devil, though.
**[07:09] Misogoro**
Pleased to meet you.
**[07:10] Jashin**
Well, how kind of you...
**[07:13] Misogoro**
My name is Misogoro.
**[07:17] Jashin**
*H-He's huge!*
**[07:19] Jashin**
*Lierre has a giant like this on her side?*
**[07:25] Jashin**
Misogoro, I have nothing against you!
**[07:27] Jashin**
But if you intend to stand in
the way of my south-facing life,
**[07:31] Jashin**
you must die!
***SIGN*** Not
***SIGN*** Following
**[07:34] Jashin**
Take this!
**[07:36] Jashin**
Jashin-chan Dolphinkick!
**[07:40] Jashin**
Ouch!
**[07:41] Misogoro**
What was that? Did something just hit me?
**[07:45] Lierre**
Don't worry about it.
**[07:50] Jashin**
Francisco!
**[07:54] Jashin**
Ow...
**[07:56] Jashin**
What's this place?
**[08:03] Shiro**
Who are you?
**[08:08] Shiro**
This is a World Heritage Site,
a place recognized on a global level:
**[08:11] Shiro**
the Hara Castle Ruins.
***SIGN*** Hara Castle Ruins
***SIGN*** Hara Castle Ruins
**[08:15] Jashin**
Who are you three?
**[08:17] Shiro**
I am Shiro. Amakusa Shiro.
**[08:20] Jashin**
Shiro? Are you one of Lierre's friends, too?
**[08:25] Shiro**
You know Lierre-sama?
**[08:32] Kid**
Take that!
**[08:33] Miku**
Oh, no! You got me!
***SIGN*** ————————————
***SIGN*** Ayugaeri Falls
**[08:37] Kyon**
Doesn't this feel great, Onee-chan?
**[08:40] Ran**
The best. It's so nice and cool.
**[08:42] Yurine**
Hey, you're all here.
**[08:44] Medusa**
Hi.
**[08:45] Kyon**
Aiya! Yurine-nee!
**[08:47] Ran**
Medusa-chan!
***SIGN*** Scoop*!*
***SIGN*** Shimabara
Tenobe Somen
**[08:52] Kyon**
Today, we're reporting on
a somen chute in Shimabara.
**[08:55] Kyon**
Take a look! This is the somen that
comprises 30% of the market share in Japan:
**[09:00] Kyon**
Shimabara Tenobe Somen!
**[09:02] Kyon**
There are many theories about how
it got started, but most say islanders
***SIGN*** Okayama
***SIGN*** Hyogo
***SIGN*** Kagawa
**[09:06] Kyon**
from Shodo Island brought it with them to
Shimabara after the Shimabara Rebellion.
***SIGN*** Okayama
***SIGN*** Hyogo
***SIGN*** Kagawa
***SIGN*** Okayama
***SIGN*** Kagawa
**[09:11] Kyon**
The Shimabara Rebellion is also known
as the Shimabara-Amakusa Rebellion.
**[09:14] Yurine**
They're really firm and tasty.
**[09:15] KyonRan**
That concludes our on-the-scene report!
**[09:16] Medusa**
I've never had somen like this before.
**[09:19] Yurine**
This place is nice. Nature's all around us.
**[09:21] Ran**
We were traveling around Japan
looking for delicious noodles.
**[09:25] Kyon**
What are you two doing in Shimabara?
**[09:28] Medusa**
We're looking for Jashin-chan.
**[09:31] Yurine**
We followed the GPS tracker
I embedded in her a while ago.
**[09:36] Kyon**
Oh...
**[09:37] Ran**
Hey, want some more somen?
**[09:39] Yurine**
Yeah.
**[09:40] Kyon**
Hello! Seconds for six, please!
**[09:43] Ran**
Bài tuō le!
**[09:45] Jashin**
She looks just like Pekola.
**[09:48] Shiro**
Who is this Pekola?
**[09:49] Jashin**
And they're Poporon and Pino.
**[09:51] BigSis**
What are you talking about?
**[09:54] BigSis**
I'm Shiro-sama's older sister.
**[09:56] LilSis**
And I'm Shiro-sama's younger sister.
**[09:58] Jashin**
Are you *sure* you're not Pekola?
**[10:00] Shiro**
Stop that! I'm just Shiro!
**[10:06] Jashin**
It looks nothing like you.
**[10:07] Shiro**
Isn't that true of most statues?
**[10:09] Jashin**
Prove it, then.
**[10:12] Jashin**
If you truly are Amakusa Shiro,
**[10:15] Jashin**
can you walk across the sea?
**[10:17] Jashin**
Show me one of your miracles.
**[10:20] Shiro**
My powers cannot be used willy-nilly.
**[10:24] Jashin**
You liar.
**[10:25] Shiro**
How rude. I'll see that you
suffer divine punishment for that.
**[10:28] Jashin**
The only suffering you can cause is diarrhea.
**[10:31] Jashin**
Messiah!
**[10:33] Jashin**
I-I'm sorry I doubted you.
**[10:35] Shiro**
As long as you understand.
**[10:38] Shiro**
Dangojima Island looks so green again today.
**[10:40] BigSis**
Indeed.
**[10:41] LilSis**
Apparently, it's known as
"Yushima Island" now.
**[10:44] BigSis**
Takes you back to days long past, doesn't it?
**[10:47] Jashin**
So are you, like, spirits
bound to this place or what?
**[10:50] Jashin**
Is your grudge over the extermination of
your family keeping you from passing on?
**[10:56] Shiro**
It's nothing like that.
**[10:58] Shiro**
It's true that we led a rebellion because
we were fed up with overtaxation
**[11:03] Shiro**
and religious oppression.
**[11:05] Shiro**
Following the battle between Shimabara
and the Karatsu Domain, we were subjugated
**[11:09] Shiro**
and lost our lives here.
**[11:12] Shiro**
I'm sure human hearts would hold a grudge.
But when we died, we became martyrs.
**[11:20] Shiro**
I'd say we were actually blessed.
**[11:22] Shiro**
We transformed into barley.
**[11:25] Shiro**
A single barley seed bound so many
fruits together through our deaths.
**[11:30] Shiro**
We watched from Paradise as the
people learned to accept one another.
**[11:36] Shiro**
Why would we bear a grudge against them?
**[11:39] Shiro**
We came to Earth today to
fulfill plans to meet someone.
**[11:43] Jashin**
Meet someone?
**[11:44] Shiro**
Yes, Lierre-sama said
she was coming to visit.
**[11:47] Shiro**
Come to think of it,
you mentioned Lierre-sama earlier.
**[11:50] Jashin**
Oh, yeah, she was with me
until right before I got here.
**[11:53] Jashin**
Lierre-san is...
**[11:54] Mei**
Orochimaru!
**[11:56] Mei**
I missed you! I missed you!
I missed you! I missed you *so much*!
**[12:02] Jashin**
Mei?!
**[12:02] Mei**
I can't believe I ran into you on my vacation!
**[12:04] Mei**
I guess you really feel
the way I feel, Orochimaru!
**[12:08] Jashin**
I do not!
**[12:09] Mei**
Aw, you don't have to be shy!
**[12:12] Jashin**
Someone save me! Please!
**[12:14] Shiro**
U-Um...
**[12:15] BigSis**
What shall we do?
**[12:16] LilSis**
I'm not quite sure what's going on.
**[12:19] Jashin**
Damn it! I don't care who helps me,
as long as *someone* does!
**[12:22] III**
I heard her!
**[12:23] IV**
This way!
**[12:24] III**
There she is! It's Jashin-chan!
**[12:25] IV**
We'll get her this time!
**[12:27] Jashin**
Ack! Not you guys, though!
I take back what I said!
**[12:31] Shiro**
This has grown more complicated...
**[12:33] Jashin**
Mei! Those guys want to
take me away! Help me!
**[12:37] Mei**
Orochimaru...
**[12:39] Mei**
What? You need my help?
**[12:43] Jashin**
That's right!
**[12:44] Jashin**
I'm begging you, Mei! Help me!
**[12:49] Mei**
Did you guys hear that?!
Orochimaru asked for my help!
**[12:55] Mei**
The supercop of the
Banzaibashi Police Department,
**[12:58] Mei**
Tachibana Mei, will protect Orochimaru!
**[13:00] IV**
Whoa, watch it!
**[13:02] Mei**
Don't move! I can't hit you!
**[13:04] III**
H-Hang on!
**[13:07] IV**
Withdraw for now! Call for backup!
**[13:09] III**
Right!
**[13:11] Jashin**
You saved me.
**[13:12] Shiro**
Modern firearms can fire so
many shots in quick succession.
**[13:15] BigSis**
I don't think that's right.
**[13:17] LilSis**
You should return the money you borrowed.
**[13:20] Jashin**
They'll be back for sure.
**[13:22] BigSis**
Of course they will. You owe them money.
**[13:25] Jashin**
Mei! You're the only one who can protect me!
**[13:29] Jashin**
Please! Protect me...
Protect your Orochimaru!
**[13:33] Mei**
Oh, say that again!
**[13:35] Jashin**
Please!
**[13:38] Mei**
Okay! I'll protect you
with everything I have!
**[13:42] Jashin**
Thank you, Mei!
**[13:46] Shiro**
What exactly are Shiro and
her sisters watching right now?
**[13:49] Mei**
Shiro?
**[13:51] Mei**
Shiro?!
**[13:52] Mei**
Of course! The castle!
**[13:54] Mei**
Not Hara Castle, but...
***SIGN*** Castle
***SIGN*** Castle
***SIGN*** Hara
***SIGN*** Hara
***SIGN*** Natsuko (Miss)
***SIGN*** Natsuko (Miss)
**[13:56] Mei**
Miss Hara Natsuko!
***SIGN*** Castle
***SIGN*** Castle
***SIGN*** Natsuko (Miss)
***SIGN*** Natsuko (Miss)
***SIGN*** Under
***SIGN*** Under
***SIGN*** Construction
***SIGN*** Construction
**[13:59] Mei**
Check this out! I'll get *all*
the cultists of the world
***SIGN*** Southward
**[14:02] Mei**
to gather at Hara Natsuko
Castle and keep them there!
**[14:05] LilSis**
Just repay your debt.
**[14:07] MobA**
I'm a cultist, but why am I here?
**[14:08] MobB**
I'm a cultist, but...
**[14:08] MobC**
I'm a cultist, but still...
**[14:10] MobD**
I just want to support Per-chan.
**[14:11] MobG**
My favorite's Yamada Marina-chan.
She's from Fukuoka.
**[14:12] MobE**
Her actress is my favorite!
**[14:13] MobF**
I'm a fan of Yusa Koji-sama.
**[14:15] DevilA**
I heard that.
**[14:17] Chiba**
Doesn't that girl look like Noel-chan?
**[14:19] Ozaki**
She's a dead ringer for her!
**[14:21] Hashira**
I'm so glad we came to Minamishimabara!
**[14:25] Mei**
Yep! It looks great on you!
**[14:27] Jashin**
You think so?
**[14:28] Mei**
You're a savior now!
**[14:30] Jashin**
A savior?
**[14:32] Shiro**
Why did we get dragged into this?
**[14:35] LilSis**
It's a terrible hassle.
**[14:37] Jashin**
A savior...
**[14:38] Jashin**
That's right! I'm the savior
who can save the heretics!
**[14:42] Jashin**
Jashin-chan the Savior!
**[14:44] Mei**
You go, Orochimaru!
**[14:45] LilSis**
More like a devil king, I'd say...
**[14:47] Medusa**
Jashin-chan!
**[14:52] Medusa**
Stop running away from Hell Financing!
**[14:54] Medusa**
You should do honest work to
repay your debt! Okay?
**[14:57] Misogoro**
Gosh, what a nice castle.
**[15:01] Lierre**
What's even going on here?
**[15:03] Mei**
That's...
**[15:04] Mei**
Monochrome!
**[15:05] Ran**
Kyon-Kyon!
**[15:09] Kyon**
Don't worry! I'll protect you, Onee-chan!
**[15:12] Jashin**
Hear me, humans!
**[15:14] Jashin**
I am Jashin-chan the Savior.
**[15:16] Jashin**
I have descended to join my
cultists in rebuilding this world!
**[15:19] Jashin**
I will be the god of a new world!
**[15:22] Medusa**
You're a devil, though...
**[15:23] Yurine**
Stop making trouble for
everyone and surrender already.
**[15:26] Jashin**
Listen to me!
**[15:28] Jashin**
This is a rebellion.
We're going to do everything over.
**[15:31] Jashin**
Here at Hara Natsuko Castle,
I have risen to action!
**[15:34] Mei**
And Monochrome is our emblem!
**[15:37] Ran**
Huh?! What?!
**[15:38] Jashin**
That's right! This is the
Minamishimabara Rebellion Ran-Ran!
**[15:43] Kyon**
Onee-chan?!
**[15:46] Kyon**
When did those humans do this?!
**[15:48] Jashin**
See that? That's the power of my cultists!
**[15:51] Yurine**
That's just kidnapping.
***SIGN*** The Ran-Ran Rescue Squad
***SIGN*** -
***SIGN*** -
***SIGN*** -
***SIGN*** Kidnapping is a Crime
**[15:56] Yurine**
I swear... You're not going to
understand until you get punished.
**[16:00] Lierre**
I don't like fighting, but I'll back you up.
**[16:03] Kyon**
Grr! Give Onee-chan back!
**[16:06] Medusa**
G-Go easy on them, okay?
**[16:08] Medusa**
Okay? Okay?
**[16:09] Yurine**
I hope you're ready, Jashin-chan!
**[16:12] Jashin**
Uh, where'd you just pull
that katana from, exactly?
**[16:15] Lierre**
Let's go!
**[16:16] All**
Yeah!
**[16:20] MobI**
H-Here they come!
**[16:30] Jashin**
Kyon-Kyon's gone berserk...
**[16:45] Jashin**
Cultists shouldn't be letting
a god save them, damn it!
**[16:48] Jashin**
I'll destroy all of them.
**[16:50] Jashin**
Open the gunports!
**[16:54] Jashin**
Fire!
**[17:01] Ozaki**
Should we really be doing this?
**[17:03] Hashira**
Yeah, what if someone gets hurt?
**[17:05] Chiba**
No.
**[17:06] Chiba**
There's no going back now.
**[17:08] Chiba**
We have to do this for her sake...
**[17:11] Chiba**
Yes! For the girl who
looks just like Noel-chan!
***SIGN*** Doesn't Matter Who It Is Anymore
**[17:15] LilSis**
They've damaged the castle walls.
**[17:15] BigSis**
Who is Noel-san?
**[17:25] Three**
Eek!
**[17:26] Yurine**
I just cut something disgusting.
**[17:31] Jashin**
The cannons...
**[17:33] Jashin**
Yurine?!
**[17:35] Jashin**
Tch, in that case...
**[17:38] Jashin**
Shiro, you're going to be my barley.
**[17:42] Jashin**
Move a muscle, and we're both
Paradise-bound! That what you want?
**[17:46] Yurine**
So she knows she's losing.
**[17:49] Lierre**
Paradise will never welcome a devil.
**[17:52] Lierre**
This has turned into
quite the reunion, Shiro.
**[17:55] Shiro**
Lierre-sama!
**[17:59] Jashin**
M-My sword!
**[18:04] Ran**
Kyon—
**[18:09] Jashin**
Stopped it with her teeth.
**[18:10] Mei**
Stopped it with her teeth.
**[18:17] Mei**
Monochrome!
**[18:23] Ran**
Kyon-Kyon, no!
**[18:24] Kyon**
Huh? Onee-chan, when did you...
**[18:27] Jashin**
She was just on a rampage,
oblivious to everything?
**[18:29] Yurine**
Jashin-chan, just give it up.
**[18:34] Lierre**
Accept your fate.
**[18:36] Jashin**
Y-Yes, my situation does seem dire.
**[18:39] Jashin**
But...
**[18:40] Jashin**
But I still have one trick up my sleeve!
**[18:42] Jashin**
Sorry, debt collectors! I'm making my escape!
**[18:45] Yurine**
You just keep making the
same mistake over and over.
**[18:49] Jashin**
Sacrifice yourself for me, Yurine!
**[18:51] Jashin**
I'll escape to Hell, and the
slate will be wiped clean!
**[18:54] Jashin**
This is what it means to "live facing south."
Right, old dude who appeared at the beginning?
**[18:59] Kajiwara**
No, it's not.
**[19:00] Jashin**
I'll kill Yurine, and my
mission will be complete!
**[19:15] Medusa**
J-J-J-J-Jashin-chan!
**[19:18] Yurine**
So, on that note...
**[19:20] Yurine**
Everyone, to prove you're not cultists, step on
this image of the cult leader before you go.
**[19:26] Jashin**
Watch where you're stepping, damn it!
**[19:28] MobJ**
Ooh! Jashin-chan yelled at me!
**[19:31] MobK**
I never would've thought we'd get
to step on the real Jashin-chan!
**[19:34] Jashin**
I'm not an image!
I'm the real deal! Don't step on me!
**[19:37] MobL**
Squee!
**[19:38] Lierre**
Is this really proving anything?
**[19:38] MonM**
I didn't get to step on her at the
bookstore in Jinbocho, so this is great!
**[19:39] Yurine**
Ah, I'd say it's fine.
**[19:41] Medusa**
Jashin-chan...
**[19:42] Mei**
Orochimaru, look what's happened to you...
**[19:45] Misogoro**
Hm? She's been stepped on so much,
she looks like some kind of dough.
**[19:49] Medusa**
Huh? Dough?
**[19:51] MobN**
That looks like it feels good!
**[19:51] Misogoro**
We should have an artisan take a look at her.
**[19:55] Medusa**
What do you think?
**[19:56] Nouchi**
This is some nice dough. Let's use it.
**[19:59] Jashin**
Huh?
**[20:00] Nouchi**
We start by rolling it flat.
**[20:03] Nouchi**
Once stretched thin, we hang them up,
and once they've matured...
**[20:07] Nouchi**
We pull them apart, hang them up
in banners to dry, and then...
**[20:12] Nouchi**
The Jashin-chan somen is complete.
**[20:14] Jashin**
Wait, how'd this even happen?!
**[20:16] Nouchi**
When boiling them, keep an eye on the time.
**[20:18] Nouchi**
Avoid adding more water, but adjust the
heat slightly to make them taste better.
**[20:23] All**
They look tasty!
**[20:24] Jashin**
Nothing about this looks tasty!
**[20:26] Medusa**
Jashin-chan...
**[20:26] Mei**
Orochimaru will become part of
my body and live with me forever!
**[20:27] Shiro**
Delicious!
**[20:28] BigSis**
It truly is.
**[20:29] LilSis**
Yes.
**[20:30] KyonRan**
Hao chi!
**[20:31] Jashin**
Stop eating me!
**[20:33] Yurine**
Minamishimabara sure is a nice place.
**[20:40] Jashin**
That was traumatic.
**[20:42] Jashin**
They could make a movie out
of my escape from Mei's stomach.
**[20:42] Medusa**
Jashin-chan, why don't you
give up and just work? I'll help you.
**[20:48] Jashin**
To work is to lose! I've made up my mind!
**[20:51] Jashin**
I'll never look back. I'm going to
live facing south, like a sunflower.
**[20:56] Jashin**
Minamishimabara taught me that.
**[20:59] Yurine**
You couldn't have
distorted that lesson more.
**[21:01] I**
Listen, Jashin-chan-kun...
**[21:05] II**
Would you just let us catch you already?
**[21:13] III**
She ran off!
**[21:15] III**
But that way leads to the ocean!
**[21:16] IV**
There's nowhere to run!
**[21:17] 1234**
What?!
**[21:19] I**
She's running across the water!
**[21:20] II**
Like Amakusa Shiro!
**[21:22] Yurine**
Hey! Why are you taking us with you?
**[21:24] Medusa**
Jashin-chan?
**[21:25] Jashin**
I won't run anymore! I won't look back!
I won't get caught, and I won't work, either!
**[21:29] Jashin**
I'll get away from these guys for good!
**[21:33] Jashin**
Live facing south!
**[21:35] Medusa**
But you're heading west!
**[23:10] Medusa**
Hi! It's Medusa!
**[23:12] Medusa**
This lavender field is beautiful!
Purple as far as the eye can see!
**[23:17] Medusa**
Next time on *Dropkick
on My Devil!! X*, episode 9:
**[23:21] Medusa**
"Lavender-Colored Eyes
Misting Over in Furano."
**[23:24] Medusa**
What? It's the same color
as my eyes, you say?
**[23:27] Medusa**
Come and take a closer look.
**[23:30] Medusa**
You all just turned to ash!
**[23:33] Medusa**
You want to know why I'm so excited?
**[23:35] Medusa**
You'll have to wait until
next week to find out!
# E9 - Lavender-Colored Eyes Misting Over in Furano
Source: [Crunchyroll](https://www.crunchyroll.com/watch/G9DUEQNDE/lavender-colored-eyes-misting-over-in-furano)
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**[00:03] Yurine**
I never would've guessed we'd be going
back to Hokkaido in a hot air balloon.
**[00:08] Jashin**
What a nice view.
**[00:11] Medusa**
Let's do honest work to
to repay your debt, okay?
**[01:51] DevilA**
In Furano City nao!
***SIGN*** Furano, Hokkaido
**[01:54] DevilA**
This is Furano, a city in the middle of
Hokkaido with a population of about 200,000.
***SIGN*** Spring
**[02:02] DevilA**
It's beautiful in all four seasons.
***SIGN*** Summer
***SIGN*** Autumn
**[02:07] DevilA**
Each season paints the
city in its own colors.
***SIGN*** Winter
**[02:11] DevilA**
You could call it "the color of the north."
***SIGN*** The
***SIGN*** The
***SIGN*** of the North
***SIGN*** of the North
**[02:20] Medusa**
Doesn't this clear, fresh air
feel great, Jashin-chan?
**[02:23] Jashin**
There are so many shops
in the middle of the forest.
**[02:29] Medusa**
Wow, these trinkets are so cute!
**[02:31] Medusa**
Are they handmade?
**[02:33] Medusa**
Hey, why don't we open our own shop here?
**[02:36] Jashin**
Our own shop?
**[02:37] Medusa**
You could bake cakes and
other sweets, and I could sell them.
**[02:42] Medusa**
If we keep up that kind of work
until your debt is repaid...
**[02:46] Medusa**
That's it! Work with me, Jashin-chan!
**[02:49] Medusa**
We might have your debt
paid off in 600 million years!
**[02:52] Jashin**
Wow. The birds are singing.
**[02:55] Medusa**
Jashin-chan?
**[02:56] Yurine**
Stop running from reality.
**[02:58] Yurine**
If you don't repay your debt,
even a little at a time, it won't go away.
**[03:02] Jashin**
Even if I do work, I can never repay it.
**[03:06] Yurine**
Huh?
**[03:07] Jashin**
The thing is, I borrowed it at a compound
interest rate of 100% every ten days.[
**[03:11] Yurine**
What?!
**[03:11] Yurine**
You seriously borrowed 30 million yen
at an interest rate like that?!
**[03:15] Medusa**
That's an annual rate of about 970%...
**[03:18] Medusa**
And if a whole year goes by...
**[03:20] DevilA**
Open the price!
**[03:22] DevilA**
Ones, tens, hundreds, thousands, ten thousands,
hundred thousands, millions, ten millions,
hundred millions, billions, ten billions,
hundred billions, trillions,
ten trillions, hundred trillions,
quadrillions, ten quadrillions,
hundred quadrillions, quintillions!
***SIGN*** Yen
**[03:24] DevilA**
Ones, tens, hundreds, thousands, ten thousands,
hundred thousands, millions, ten millions,
hundred millions, billions, ten billions,
hundred billions, trillions,
ten trillions, hundred trillions,
quadrillions, ten quadrillions,
hundred quadrillions, quintillions!
***SIGN*** Yen
***SIGN*** Yen
**[03:26] DevilA**
Ones, tens, hundreds, thousands, ten thousands,
hundred thousands, millions, ten millions,
hundred millions, billions, ten billions,
hundred billions, trillions,
ten trillions, hundred trillions,
quadrillions, ten quadrillions,
hundred quadrillions, quintillions!
***SIGN*** Yen
**[03:26] DevilA**
Ones, tens, hundreds, thousands, ten thousands,
hundred thousands, millions, ten millions,
hundred millions, billions, ten billions,
hundred billions, trillions,
ten trillions, hundred trillions,
quadrillions, ten quadrillions,
hundred quadrillions, quintillions!
**[03:27] DevilA**
Ones, tens, hundreds, thousands, ten thousands,
hundred thousands, millions, ten millions,
hundred millions, billions, ten billions,
hundred billions, trillions,
ten trillions, hundred trillions,
quadrillions, ten quadrillions,
hundred quadrillions, quintillions!
**[03:27] DevilA**
Ones, tens, hundreds, thousands, ten thousands,
hundred thousands, millions, ten millions,
hundred millions, billions, ten billions,
hundred billions, trillions,
ten trillions, hundred trillions,
quadrillions, ten quadrillions,
hundred quadrillions, quintillions!
***SIGN*** Yen
**[03:27] Medusa**
Three quintillion...
***SIGN*** Yen
**[03:28] Medusa**
Three quintillion...
**[03:30] Yurine**
That would cover Japan's
national budget for 30,000 years.
**[03:33] Jashin**
Medusa!
**[03:34] Jashin**
My ATM! Use your entire
savings to pay it back!
**[03:38] Medusa**
Th-That's impossible! My entire savings
wouldn't even shave off a zero!
**[03:42] Jashin**
An ATM should be able to
spit out money infinitely!
**[03:44] Yurine**
You know that's not how it works.
**[03:47] Medusa**
*Her debt will just keep growing and growing.*
**[03:51] Medusa**
*Even with our long life spans,*
**[03:54] Medusa**
*we can never pay it back.*
**[04:00] Jashin**
Medusa!
**[04:03] Medusa**
Fine.
**[04:05] Jashin**
Medusa?
**[04:10] Medusa**
Let's sell some organs.
**[04:12] Medusa**
Don't worry! I'll sell mine along with you.
**[04:16] Jashin**
Huh? Wh-What are you saying?
**[04:19] Medusa**
We may have been born on different days,
**[04:23] Medusa**
but we'll be together at the end.
**[04:26] Yurine**
It's like the Oath of the Peach Garden.
**[04:28] Medusa**
No.
**[04:31] Medusa**
This is...
**[04:35] Medusa**
...the Oath of Ningle Terrace!
**[04:38] Jashin**
Huh?! This is...
**[04:40] Jashin**
The form that surpasses Politely
Speaking Medusa in pure outrage,
**[04:43] Jashin**
the rarest form of all, which I've
only seen once, 6,666 years ago...
**[04:48] Jashin**
Medusa High!
**[04:50] Yurine**
Medusa High?
**[04:52] Jashin**
It's short for Medusa in
Exceptionally High Spirits!
**[04:55] Medusa**
So that's settled!
**[04:56] Medusa**
All that's left for us to do is spend
our final days having a blast in Furano!
**[04:58] Jashin**
Whoa, wait!
**[05:02] Medusa**
Furano, let's go!
**[05:05] Yurine**
Medusa High is a riot.
***SIGN*** Devil Fighters
***SIGN*** m 50 0 b 100 0 100 100 50 100 b 0 100 0 0 50 0
***SIGN*** Ja-Shin-Oh
***SIGN*** Devil Fighters
***SIGN*** m 50 0 b 100 0 100 100 50 100 b 0 100 0 0 50 0
***SIGN*** Jashin King
***SIGN*** Devil Fighters
***SIGN*** m 50 0 b 100 0 100 100 50 100 b 0 100 0 0 50 0
***SIGN*** Jashin King
***SIGN*** Devil Fighters
***SIGN*** m 50 0 b 100 0 100 100 50 100 b 0 100 0 0 50 0
***SIGN*** Jashin King
***SIGN*** Jashin King
***SIGN*** Devil Fighters
***SIGN*** m 50 0 b 100 0 100 100 50 100 b 0 100 0 0 50 0
***SIGN*** m 50 0 b 100 0 100 100 50 100 b 0 100 0 0 50 0
***SIGN*** Jashin King
***SIGN*** Devil Fighters
***SIGN*** m 0 0 l 100 0 100 100 0 100
***SIGN*** Medusa High
***SIGN*** m 50 0 b 100 0 100 100 50 100 b 0 100 0 0 50 0
***SIGN*** Light
***SIGN*** m 0 0 l 100 0 100 100 0 100
***SIGN*** The rarest and craziest card of all, unseen for
the past 6,666 years!!! "Let's all be happy☆彡"
***SIGN*** Attack
***SIGN*** Defense
**[05:09] Medusa**
It's always my turn!
***SIGN*** Furano Cheese Factory
**[05:14] Medusa**
Yurine-san, take our picture!
**[05:16] Medusa**
Come on, Jashin-chan, pose with me!
**[05:19] Jashin**
A picture? Are you—
**[05:21] Jashin**
Wha... Hey...
**[05:29] Jashin**
Let's get fired up!
**[05:31] Medusa**
Hype!
**[05:32] Yurine**
Now Jashin-chan's "high," too.
**[05:35] Medusa**
Let's use this picture at our funeral!
**[05:37] Jashin**
Yay!
**[05:39] Yurine**
Okay, say cheese.
**[05:40] Goto**
Whoo! Who wants pizza baked in a pizza
oven imported straight from Napoli?
**[05:45] Goto**
The Furano Cheese Special!
**[05:47] Medusa**
Cheese Special?
***SIGN*** Goto
**[05:49] Goto**
It's a five-cheese pizza with wine cheddar,
white, maison de biere, sepia, and mozzarella!
**[05:57] Both**
Wow!
**[05:59] Yurine**
Even the guy working here is pretty high.
**[06:02] Yurine**
I guess looking into Medusa High's
eyes doesn't cause petrification.
**[06:05] DevilA**
By the way, the bracelet
on Yurine's left wrist
**[06:08] DevilA**
also protects her from
Medusa High's influence.
**[06:13] Jashin**
Super tasty!
**[06:16] Jashin**
The five types of cheese are creating
an exquisite harmony in my mouth!
**[06:21] Medusa**
Jeez, you've got cheese on your cheek.
**[06:24] Medusa**
Lick.
**[06:25] Jashin**
Oh, Medusa!
**[06:27] Yurine**
What are you, newlyweds?
**[06:29] Medusa**
Thank you, cows of the world!
**[06:31] Jashin**
Power to the moo!
**[06:36] DevilA**
This is Furano Marche.
**[06:39] DevilA**
Just about any Furano souvenir
you could want is here.
**[06:45] Medusa**
This looks tasty, too!
**[06:47] Medusa**
Oh, and this!
**[06:49] Medusa**
Jashin-chan, let's buy that, too!
**[06:51] Jashin**
They all look delicious!
**[06:53] Jashin**
Medusa! Buy that, too!
**[06:55] Medusa**
Excuse me! We'd like all
the snacks on this shelf!
**[06:59] Medusa**
Let's take lots of Furano
souvenirs with us to Hell!
**[07:03] Jashin**
Yeah!
**[07:07] Medusa**
We bought so many.
**[07:08] Jashin**
Yep.
**[07:10] Medusa**
Oh! Look, Jashin-chan!
***SIGN*** Suzuran
***SIGN*** Street
**[07:14] Both**
Suzuran Street!
**[07:16] Jashin**
What?! So this is actually
Jinbocho instead of Furano?!
**[07:20] Yurine**
You know it's not.
**[07:22] Medusa**
I guess Furano has a Suzuran Street, too!
**[07:25] Yurine**
It makes me feel like there's
a connection to Jinbocho.
**[07:27] Medusa**
It's a miracle!
**[07:29] Medusa**
Just like how Jashin-chan
and I met in this big world!
**[07:32] Jashin**
Medusa!
**[07:34] Medusa**
Jashin-chan!
**[07:36] Both**
Lovey-love! Lovey-love!
**[07:40] Medusa**
I think there's something over there
that'll remind us of Jinbocho, too!
***SIGN*** Fubuki
(Plain)
***SIGN*** Cream and jam sandwiched
between bouchée pastry,
creating a look reminiscent
of the vast snowfields
of the north.
***SIGN*** Fubuki
(Plain)
***SIGN*** Cream and jam sandwiched
between bouchée pastry,
creating a look reminiscent
of the vast snowfields
of the north.
**[07:48] Jashin**
Hey! Isn't this Fresh Moon?!
**[07:51] Medusa**
It looks just like it!
**[07:52] Jashin**
So this really is Jinbocho?!
**[07:54] Yurine**
Again, it's not.
**[07:56] Worker**
There's a side of Furano
I wanna tell ya about!
**[07:58] Worker**
This is called "Fubuki."
**[08:00] Worker**
It's a bouchée pastry that's
as thick and fluffy as snow,
**[08:04] Worker**
but check this out!
It's got jam in the middle!
**[08:06] Yurine**
So there's another pastry
similar to Fresh Moon.
**[08:10] Yurine**
This makes me feel a
connection to Jinbocho, too.
**[08:12] Medusa**
Yeah! It really is fate!
**[08:15] Yurine**
And these say "Furano Yukidoke Cheesecake."
**[08:18] Yurine**
They all look delicious.
***SIGN*** Bellybutton
Manju
***SIGN*** (Coarse Red Bean Paste)
**[08:22] Jashin**
What's this?
**[08:24] Jashin**
Bellybutton Manju? Why "Bellybutton"?
**[08:28] Worker**
There's a side of Furano
I wanna tell ya about!
**[08:30] Worker**
Next to the nearby Zunashi
River is Hokushin Shrine,
**[08:33] Worker**
also known as the Bellybutton Shrine!
**[08:36] Worker**
You should go check it out!
**[08:37] Jashin**
So I'll find out if I go there?!
***SIGN*** m 0 0 l 100 0 100 100 0 100
***SIGN*** Hokushin Shrine
**[08:47] Jashin**
This Bellybutton Manju is tasty.
**[08:51] Yurine**
So this is the Zunashi River, huh?
**[08:53] Yurine**
Apparently, nobody knows
where its source is.
**[08:58] Jashin**
Wow, really?
**[09:00] Jashin**
How very educational!
**[09:03] Jashin**
So why are this manju and the shrine
called "Bellybutton," anyway?
**[09:06] Medusa**
There! Done!
**[09:08] Jashin**
What's done?
***SIGN*** I pray Jashin-chan's
and my organs sell
for a high price ☆
Medusa
**[09:10] Jashin**
"I pray Jashin-chan's and my organs
sell for a high price. Medusa."
**[09:15] Medusa**
Let's sell our organs together!
**[09:18] Jashin**
Let's!
**[09:21] Yurine**
"The Bellybutton Bond Stone."
**[09:24] Yurine**
"If two people join hands through the hole,
their bond will grow deeper," it says.
**[09:30] Yurine**
Why don't you two try it?
**[09:32] Medusa**
Let's do it!
**[09:32] Jashin**
Let's deepen our bond!
**[09:36] Medusa**
Ready? Reach your hand out!
**[09:38] Jashin**
Okay!
**[09:42] Medusa**
Jashin-chan!
**[09:43] Jashin**
Medusa!
**[09:48] Medusa**
Now our bond is even deeper!
**[09:52] Jashin**
It's even deeper than Hell!
**[09:55] Medusa**
Jashin-chan!
**[09:57] Jashin**
Medusa!
**[09:58] Medusa**
Jashin-chan!
**[09:59] Jashin**
Medusa!
**[10:00] Medusa**
Jashin-chan!
**[10:02] Yurine**
Although...
**[10:02] Jashin**
Me-du-sa!
**[10:02] Yurine**
I feel like touching that stone
and getting rid of Jashin-chan
**[10:03] Medusa**
Jashin-chan!
**[10:04] Jashin**
Medusa!
**[10:05] Medusa**
Jashin-chan!
***SIGN*** Separation Stone
**[10:06] Jashin**
Medusa!
**[10:06] ---**
would benefit Medusa
a lot more, personally.
**[10:07] Medusa**
Jashin-chan!
**[10:08] Jashin**
Medusa!
**[10:11] Medusa**
Jashin-chan! Do you hear music?
**[10:15] Jashin**
I do! I heard "bellybutton" again!
**[10:19] Medusa**
Jashin-chan, let's go dance!
**[10:20] Jashin**
Might as well dance, as they say!
**[10:22] Both**
Yay!
**[10:26] Medusa**
As long as we're dancing,
we should get everyone to join us!
**[10:29] Medusa**
Hey, everyone!
**[10:31] Medusa**
Come on over!
**[10:36] All**
Yay!
**[10:41] Passersby**
Yay!
**[10:43] All**
Yay!
**[10:46] DevilA**
Since Medusa High passed her powers
to Jashin-chan and the others,
**[10:49] DevilA**
they got everyone in the town hyped up,
**[10:51] DevilA**
and just like that, the Hokkai
Bellybutton Festival took off!
**[10:55] Yurine**
Anything goes in this anime, huh?
***SIGN*** ° The Hokkai Bellybutton Festival is held August 28th-29th.
**[11:07] DevilA**
And this is the Wine Fountain
located near Furano Station.
**[11:12] DevilA**
This is water.
***SIGN*** Clink
***SIGN*** Suddenly
***SIGN*** With Thanks for
the Earth's Blessings
***SIGN*** With Thanks for
the Earth's Blessings
***SIGN*** With Thanks for
the Earth's Blessings
***SIGN*** Furano Wine Grape Factory
***SIGN*** Furano Wine Grape Factory
**[11:16] Yurine**
The Medusa High effect just
kicked off yet another festival.
***SIGN*** ° The Furano Wine Grape Festival is held
in early September.
**[11:21] Minos**
Hey, look!
**[11:22] Pekola**
They're trampling grapes!
**[11:24] Poporon**
That's how they make the wine!
**[11:26] Pino**
Looks fun!
**[11:27] Lierre**
Okay! We'll go do that, too!
***SIGN*** Oh! I wanna do it, too!
***SIGN*** Rich and
Nourishing
***SIGN*** Rich and
Nourishing
**[11:47] Lierre**
This is pretty fun!
***SIGN*** It feels funny!
**[11:50] Minos**
I'm gonna trample and trample
and trample some more!
**[11:52] Poporon**
I've never done anything like this before!
**[11:55] Pekola**
It feels so nice and cool on my feet!
**[11:57] Pino**
I hope it'll become delicious wine!
**[11:59] Jashin**
Trample with us, Yurine!
**[12:02] Medusa**
My heart is leaping!
**[12:04] Yurine**
Are you allowed to say that?
**[12:06] Miku**
There! There!
**[12:07] Miku**
Get all Miku-Miku'd up!
**[12:09] Jashin**
You're pretty good at this!
**[12:12] Miku**
You're not so bad yourself!
**[12:13] Pino**
This is making me want to drink some wine!
**[12:17] Medusa**
Then, let's go drink some later! It's on me!
**[12:20] All**
Yay!
**[12:23] DevilA**
To be continued in the second half.
**[12:31] Medusa**
Look at all these barrels!
**[12:33] Medusa**
And they're all full of wine!
**[12:36] Pino**
There are so many
different varieties of wine.
**[12:39] Lierre**
So they let it age for years,
sometimes even decades, huh?
**[12:43] Lierre**
That takes a lot of patience for humans,
considering their short lifespans.
**[12:47] Jashin**
I can feel the history in here!
***SIGN*** It smells so nice!
**[12:51] Minos**
Hey, now. You need to wait
until you're an adult, Per-chan.
***SIGN*** Aw.
**[12:56] Winery Guy**
Feel free to taste as many as you like!
**[12:59] Winery Guy**
Open!
**[13:02] Jashin**
Renaissance!
**[13:04] Medusa**
Passion!
**[13:05] Jashin**
What a nice, full flavor!
**[13:07] Pekola**
And so many varieties!
So much to be thankful for!
***SIGN*** This grape juice is yummy, too!
**[13:13] Lierre**
Indeed, the cider is delicious, too.
**[13:16] Pino**
Lierre-sama...
**[13:17] Lierre**
What's gotten into you?
**[13:18] Pino**
You came down from Heaven to eliminate us...
**[13:23] Pino**
So I'll kill you before you can kill us!
**[13:26] Lierre**
Hey! Stop that!
**[13:28] Pino**
Drop in there already!
**[13:32] Lierre**
Hey, all of you! Stop laughing and help me!
**[13:38] Minos**
Gotta age her well!
**[13:39] Pekola**
Stop, Pino!
***SIGN*** Another Bad Drunk
**[13:45] Jashin**
Huh?
**[13:45] DevilA**
Just then, possibly because
she drank the wine,
**[13:49] DevilA**
Jashin-chan shook off the
effects of Medusa High!
**[13:52] Jashin**
*Medusa...*
**[13:54] Jashin**
*She's really enjoying this...*
**[13:57] Jashin**
* Can I really make her sell her organs for*
* my sake when she's having so much fun?*
**[14:03] Jashin**
*No, I can't!*
**[14:05] Jashin**
* When every day is this fun,*
* I can't just let that end!*
**[14:09] Jashin**
I take it all back!
**[14:12] Minos**
What're you shouting about?
**[14:14] Jashin**
I take back what I said
about selling my organs.
**[14:17] Jashin**
And I take back what I said
about never working again.
**[14:21] Jashin**
I'll work, work, and work some
more, right here in Furano,
**[14:25] Jashin**
and I'll repay my debt myself.
**[14:28] Jashin**
Medusa, I won't make you sad anymore!
**[14:34] Medusa**
Jashin-chan...
***SIGN*** You still haven't paid off Jashin-chan's debt?
**[14:39] Yurine**
It's not that we haven't.
It's just so bloated that we literally can't.
**[14:49] Jashin**
I'll work at Yoshida Farm!
**[14:51] Jashin**
Here you go! Your Furano Dream!
**[14:55] All**
Let's eat!
**[14:56] Jashin**
Enjoy.
**[14:58] Jashin**
I'll memorize all the
varieties of melon in Furano!
**[15:01] Jashin**
King Ruby! Felice!
**[15:03] Jashin**
Rupiah Red! Tiara!
**[15:04] Jashin**
King Ruby! Felice!
**[15:06] Jashin**
Rupiah Red! Tiara!
**[15:07] Jashin**
Perfect!
***SIGN*** Furano Dream
**[15:11] Jashin**
I'm tired of this.
**[15:16] Jashin**
I'm just inherently
incompatible with working.
**[15:19] Jashin**
My cells are designed to not have to work.
**[15:25] Jashin**
What if I drew my face on this melon?
**[15:31] Jashin**
I think I might see a way
out of repaying my debt!
**[15:34] Jashin**
Let's get merchandising!
**[15:37] Melon**
*You desire the power of melons?*
**[15:40] Jashin**
That voice...
**[15:41] Melon**
*Then... you shall have it!*
**[15:47] Jashin**
Devil Fusion!
***SIGN*** On the Scene
***SIGN*** On the Scene
**[15:50] Jashin**
I'm Muskmelon Jashin-chan!
**[15:53] Jashin**
Now, step right up, ladies and gentlemen!
***SIGN*** Jashin-chan Melon Expo
**[15:55] Jashin**
You can't buy these Jashin-chan
Melons anywhere else!
**[15:58] Jashin**
Buy now for a special bargain rate
of 60,000—no, 6,660,000 yen each!
**[16:03] Jashin**
Come on! Buy, buy, buy! It's a steal!
**[16:07] Jashin**
I couldn't sell a single one.
**[16:10] Jashin**
I guess no one's gonna buy a
melon for 6,660,000 yen, huh?
***SIGN*** This is the Sorachi River
***SIGN*** This is the Sorachi River
***SIGN*** This is the Sorachi River
**[16:18] Jashin**
Sorachi?
***SIGN*** This is the Sorachi River
**[16:19] Jashin**
Rats! If that major publisher, the
Hitotsubashi Group, was publishing my manga,
**[16:24] Jashin**
maybe I could've benefited
from the Sorachi name, too!
***SIGN*** Jatama
**[16:29] Jashin**
What am I supposed to do?
**[16:33] Jashin**
I guess all I can do is float
aimlessly around Furano.
**[16:37] Jashin**
Floating, floating... Floating around Furano...
**[16:49] Jashin**
What beautiful scenery.
**[16:52] Jashin**
And this jam made by that old lady
that I bought near here...
**[16:56] Jashin**
Putting it on a red bean bun gives
me a hundred times the energy.
**[17:02] Jashin**
Goro's Stone House...
**[17:05] Jashin**
Is that "Goro" as in "Misogoro"?
**[17:12] Jashin**
They're as beautiful as Hell.
***SIGN*** Hokkaido
Bellybutton
Festival
***SIGN*** The
Bellybutton
of Hokkaido
Furano
City
***SIGN*** This is the
center of
Hokkaido
***SIGN*** Hokkaido
Central
Mark
**[17:20] Jashin**
Hokkaido Central Mark...
**[17:24] Jashin**
Is this the center of Hokkaido?
**[17:26] Statue**
*Exactly, button!*
**[17:29] Statue**
* It's on the Furano Elementary School*
* grounds, and it's officially called:*
**[17:32] Statue**
* the "Hokkaido Central Latitude*
* and Longitude Survey Marker."*
**[17:36] Statue**
*It's dedicated cultural property, button!*
**[17:39] Statue**
*Starting in the year Taisho 3,*
**[17:41] Statue**
* a professor from what was then the Kyoto*
* Imperial University spent two years here,*
**[17:47] Statue**
* measuring the Earth's latitude*
* and longitude, as well as its gravity.*
**[17:51] Statue**
* The marker was erected*
* in commemoration, button!*
**[17:53] Jashin**
Oh, really?
**[17:54] Jashin**
Thanks, fake statue.
**[17:56] Statue**
*Don't call me fake, button!*
**[17:58] Jashin**
So this "bellybutton" stuff is because
this is the center of Hokkaido, huh?
**[18:03] Jashin**
Bellybuttons guided me on this trip
to Furano. I almost feel a connection.
**[18:07] Jashin**
I wasn't just floating aimlessly after all.
**[18:11] III**
That's right.
**[18:12] III**
And you haven't forgotten
your connection to us, right?
**[18:22] Jashin**
No! I don't want to sell my organs!
**[18:26] Medusa**
You're garbage.
**[18:27] Medusa**
What were you doing wandering
around? You did no work at all.
**[18:31] Jashin**
Please help me! Forgive me!
**[18:34] Yurine**
Medusa High is gone.
She's in pissed mode now.
***SIGN*** I can't blame her.
**[18:40] Medusa**
I've run out of patience with you.
I can't put up with you anymore.
**[18:44] Jashin**
Medusa!
**[18:44] Lierre**
You made your own bed.
**[18:46] Poporon**
Honestly...
**[18:46] Jashin**
No! I don't want to die! Help me!
**[18:50] III**
Well, we'll be taking Jashin-chan now.
**[18:53] Yurine**
She's all yours.
**[18:54] IV**
Hell has more supply than demand for organs,
so we'll make Jashin-chan work
**[18:59] IV**
for 66.6 billion years in the underground
empire until she pays off her debt.
***SIGN*** Psst...
***SIGN*** Psst...
***SIGN*** Psst...
***SIGN*** Psst...
**[19:04] Medusa**
Work hard underground and
think about what you've done.
**[19:07] Jashin**
Save me!
**[19:08] Minos**
Wait just a minute!
***SIGN*** Virtue
***SIGN*** Virtue
**[19:11] Uozumi**
Little lady, you run too fast.
Gimme a minute to rest.
***SIGN*** Virtue
**[19:15] Jashin**
Minos and Uozumi of the Matsuya Family?!
***SIGN*** Virtue
**[19:18] Minos**
My dad talked to the
higher-ups at Hell Financing.
**[19:22] III**
Your dad?
**[19:23] Uozumi**
He's the head of the Matsuya Family.
**[19:28] Uozumi**
The little lady here is the boss's daughter.
**[19:31] Minos**
The compound interest on the money
Jashin-chan borrowed is way too excessive,
**[19:36] Minos**
so he got them to agree to let her
pay back only what she borrowed,
**[19:39] Minos**
interest-free, over a period of 666 years.
***SIGN*** Good
Faith
**[19:42] III & IV**
Huh?
**[19:43] (Flashback) Voice**
Okay!
**[19:46] Uozumi**
If the fish is kind to the water,
the water is kind to the fish.
**[19:50] Uozumi**
In return, you guys will be
doing our work from now on.
**[19:54] IV**
Oh, right. I can accept that.
**[19:58] III**
Okay, then, you're gonna
spend the next 666 years
**[20:02] III**
earning 3,750 yen each month to
pay off your debt. You got that?
**[20:06] Jashin**
Y-Yes, sir! Understood!
**[20:10] Jashin**
I'm saved!
**[20:11] Jashin**
3,750 yen a month isn't much different
from my monthly smartphone bill!
**[20:16] Jashin**
I'm free now!
**[20:17] Yurine**
Sheesh.
**[20:18] Minos**
Sorry to put you through
all that work, Lieutenant.
**[20:21] Uozumi**
Not at all. I'm here to do
anything you ask, little lady.
**[20:24] Yurine**
Minos's dad is a family boss? Wait, then...
**[20:29] Uozumi**
Oh, we're in the construction business.
One of the biggest and oldest in Hell.
**[20:34] Yurine**
And it's not just a front?
**[20:36] Uozumi**
We're a construction business.
**[20:38] Medusa**
Well, everyone, let's go back to Jinbocho.
**[20:40] Pekola**
Yes, let's go home.
**[20:43] Pekola**
I have my work, after all.
**[20:45] Pino**
I'd love to come to Hokkaido again.
**[20:46] Poporon**
Me, too.
**[20:47] Lierre**
We'll come back to check out all
the best foods—I mean, power spots!
**[20:51] Yurine**
It was a nice trip.
**[20:53] Jashin**
Hey!
***SIGN*** Working at the farm was so much fun!
**[20:54] Jashin**
Hey! Untie me!
**[20:57] Minos**
We gotta come visit the cattle again!
**[20:59] Jashin**
Hey... Hey...
**[21:02] Jashin**
Hey!
**[21:05] DevilA**
And so, Jashin-chan was
left behind in Furano.
**[21:12] DevilA**
But!
**[21:17] Jashin**
Powder snow is the best!
**[21:19] DevilA**
She took the opportunity to
enjoy Furano to the fullest!
**[21:23] DevilA**
Chan-cha—
**[21:25] Jashin**
Hey, I remember you.
**[21:27] Miku**
Jashin-chan, let's sing together.
**[21:31] Both**
I'll get you all...
**[21:35] Miku**
...Miku-Miku'd up!
**[21:35] Jashin**
...Jashi-Jashi'd up!
**[22:57] Jashin**
That was super fun! Let's have tea
later with some sweets I made!
**[23:02] Miku**
Yay!
***SIGN*** m 0 0 l 124 0 l 124 3 l 127 3 l 127 68 l 124 68 l 124 71 l 0 71 l 0 68 l -3 68 l -3 3 l 0 3
***SIGN*** Medusa's mood
improved!
**[23:10] Ran**
I hear there's a pair of twin pandas
that's really popular in the human realm!
**[23:14] Ran**
Twin pandas! That sounds so nice!
**[23:17] Ran**
Wait, twins? That's it!
**[23:20] Ran**
Kyon-Kyon, want to become a panda, too?
**[23:22] Kyon**
I'll pass!
**[23:23] Ran**
Next time on *Dropkick
on My Devil!! X*, episode 10:
**[23:28] Kyon**
"Ask the Sky! My Name Is Jashin-chan!"
**[23:32] Ran**
Aw, but I think it'd be nice if we matched...
**[23:37] Kyon**
I'll pass!
# E10 - Ask the Sky! My Name Is Jashin-chan!
Source: [Crunchyroll](https://www.crunchyroll.com/watch/GX9UQGMK3/ask-the-sky-my-name-is-jashin-chan)
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***SIGN*** To Jashin-chan
**[00:08] Jashin**
I'm... I'm back.
**[00:11] Jashin**
I finally made it home!
**[00:15] Jashin**
Huh?
**[00:16] Jashin**
Yurine?
**[00:21] Jashin**
Yurine?
**[00:24] Jashin**
She's gone...
**[02:01] Jashin**
So anyway...p[
**[02:03] Jashin**
Yurine's gone.
**[02:05] Minos**
Also, welcome back, Jashin-chan.
**[02:08] Jashin**
Ya got a lot of nerve saying that!
You guys took off and left me in Hokkaido!
***SIGN*** You deserved it.
**[02:15] Minos**
Your debt got taken care of, right?
**[02:18] Medusa**
Jashin-chan, when we're back in Hell,
we need to go thank Minos's dad.
**[02:23] Jashin**
That's the thing!
**[02:24] Jashin**
Yurine, the key to me
getting back to Hell, is gone!
**[02:28] Jashin**
I don't even care about my debt right now!
**[02:31] Jashin**
If Yurine isn't around,
I can never get back to Hell!
***SIGN*** That's a pretty crazy thing to say in such a frenzy.
**[02:38] Minos**
Maybe Yurine-chan finally abandoned you?
**[02:44] Jashin**
You think I've been abandoned, then?
**[02:46] Medusa**
It's okay, Jashin-chan! You still have me!
**[02:50] Jashin**
You have nothing to do
with anything right now.
**[02:53] Minos**
She wasn't acting any different
when we ate together last night.
***SIGN*** You have no idea why?
**[03:01] Jashin**
I have ideas. Lots of ideas. All the ideas.
**[03:03] Minos**
Okay, and do any of them
stand out in particular?
**[03:06] Jashin**
Hmm... A lot of them, but...
**[03:09] Jashin**
Maybe it was that...
**[03:12] Yurine**
You want to pound mochi?
**[03:14] Jashin**
Yes! They say it's good luck
to pound mochi on the 28th!
**[03:19] Jashin**
I've got a mochi-pounding set all ready.
**[03:21] Jashin**
I ordered it on Prime, and it got here
right away. That's Prime for you.
***SIGN*** Click
**[03:25] Miku**
Miku delivery service!
**[03:27] Jashin**
So I want you to help!
**[03:29] Yurine**
That sounds like fun. Okay, I'll do it.
**[03:34] Yurine**
Oh, you've already pounded it?
**[03:37] Yurine**
Isn't it done now?
**[03:39] Jashin**
It takes two to pound mochi.
**[03:42] Jashin**
I'll pound it, and you can knead it, okay?
**[03:47] Jashin**
Here I go! Hup!
**[03:51] Yurine**
There we go.
**[03:56] Jashin**
You're supposed to say "Hup!"
so we can keep up the rhythm.
**[04:00] Yurine**
That kind of thing embarrasses me.
**[04:02] Jashin**
Say what?! You—
**[04:04] Yurine**
Oh, can it.
**[04:06] Jashin**
Still, you need to find a way
to get over it for me.
**[04:09] Yurine**
Okay, fine.
**[04:11] Jashin**
Hup!
**[04:12] Yurine**
Hup.
**[04:13] Jashin**
Hup!
**[04:14] Yurine**
Hup.
**[04:15] Jashin**
I'm getting into the groove now!
**[04:18] Yurine**
This is pretty fun, huh?
**[04:21] Jashin**
Hup!
**[04:24] Jashin**
* Enjoy it all you can, 'cause you're about*
* to get your head split open and die.*
**[04:29] Jashin**
Whoops, my hand slipped!
**[04:37] Jashin**
Are you dead? Well? Are you dead?
**[04:40] Jashin**
I finally did it!
**[04:43] Jashin**
Dinner tonight is Jashin-chan's
hand-pounded mochi with strawberry sauce!
**[04:50] Yurine**
Jashin-chan.
**[04:52] Yurine**
Jashin-chan!
**[04:54] Yurine**
Why'd you start laughing out
of nowhere? You're so creepy.
**[04:58] Jashin**
*I only killed her in my head!*
**[05:00] Jashin**
* But if I do it just like in that*
* simulation, it'll work perfectly!*
**[05:04] Jashin**
*Here I go!*
**[05:05] Jashin**
Whoops, my hand slipped!
**[05:11] Jashin**
Huh?
**[05:14] Yurine**
What?
**[05:16] Jashin**
Uh, sorry... My hand slipped... Um, I mean...
**[05:21] Yurine**
You're so tired that your hand slipped?
**[05:24] Yurine**
I'll swap with you, then.
You can do the kneading.
**[05:27] Yurine**
Give me the mallet.
**[05:29] Yurine**
Well, come on. Swap with me.
**[05:35] Jashin**
No...
**[05:36] Jashin**
No! I don't care about
mochi-pounding anymore!
**[05:39] Jashin**
Just die the normal way! Royal Copenhagen!
**[05:53] Yurine**
Hmm, I don't have anyone to knead it now.
**[05:56] Yurine**
I wonder if Minos is around.
**[06:01] Jashin**
So that happened.
**[06:04] Jashin**
Actually, that hurt me
a lot more than it hurt her...
***SIGN*** That just sounds like one of your usual stories.
**[06:10] Minos**
Yeah, business as usual.
***SIGN*** Maybe she really did just abandon—
**[06:16] Jashin**
She did *not* abandon me!
**[06:18] Minos**
Didn't you find any clues at all? Like a note?
**[06:22] Jashin**
A note? Hmm...
***SIGN*** To Jashin-chan
***SIGN*** To Jashin-chan
***SIGN*** To Jashin-chan
***SIGN*** To Jashin-chan
***SIGN*** To Jashin-chan
**[06:27] (Flashback) Jashin**
"To Jashin-chan"?
**[06:29] (Flashback) Jashin**
Nom, nom, nom, nom...
**[06:31] (Flashback) Jashin**
Gulp.
**[06:33] Jashin**
Oh, yeah, that thing!
**[06:34] Minos**
So she did leave a letter, then?
**[06:37] Jashin**
Hang on just a minute.
***SIGN*** You ate it before even reading it?
**[06:41] Minos**
Why would you even eat it?
**[06:44] Jashin**
My bad, my bad.
**[06:45] Minos**
Gross!
***SIGN*** I'm going back to
my parents' home.
Yurine
**[06:48] Yurine**
*I'm going back to my parents' home.*
***SIGN*** I'm going back to
my parents' home.
Yurine
***SIGN*** I'm going back to
my parents' home.
Yurine
**[06:50] Jashin**
Her parents' home?
***SIGN*** I'm going back to
my parents' home.
Yurine
**[06:51] Both**
Her parents' home?
**[06:53] Jashin**
So there you have it.
Yurine's back at her parents' home.
**[06:56] Jashin**
She didn't abandon me after all!
***SIGN*** I heard "going back my parents' home" is what people say when they leave their partner.
**[07:05] Jashin**
What?! Really?!
***SIGN*** So she did abandon you.
**[07:09] Jashin**
What... did you say?
**[07:11] Jashin**
So using up all my allowance on gambling,
blowing my spending money on horse races,
**[07:15] Jashin**
then running off with 30 million yen
was really that intolerable?
**[07:20] Minos**
You can say all that
without feeling bad about it?
**[07:23] Jashin**
Does she have any idea how much
I suffered living on the run
**[07:26] Jashin**
from Hokkaido in the north
to Kyushu in the south?!
***SIGN*** I thought you enjoyed it quite a bit, actually...
**[07:33] Minos**
Is that all she wrote in the note?
**[07:37] Jashin**
Wait. There's more.
**[07:43] Jashin**
Here.
**[07:44] Minos**
Ugh, gross! Jeez...
**[07:47] Minos**
What's it say?
***SIGN*** If anything
happens,
call my
smartphone.
***SIGN*** This is my
family's address:
XXXXXXXXXXXX
Shinjuku Ward
***SIGN*** I'll be back tomorrow.
**[07:48] Minos**
"If anything happens, call my smartphone.
This is my family's address."
**[07:52] Minos**
"I'll be back tomorrow," huh?
**[07:55] Jashin**
Oh, so she's coming back?
**[07:58] Jashin**
See? I wasn't abandoned after all.
***SIGN*** Good for you.
**[08:02] Jashin**
Her family lives in Shinjuku? That's not far.
**[08:05] Minos**
You didn't know where her family lived?
**[08:08] Jashin**
Yurine doesn't talk about herself much.
She's very mysterious.
**[08:13] Jashin**
Not that I care, though, so it's fine!
**[08:15] Medusa**
Oh, come on, Jashin-chan. If you didn't care,
there was no need to say anything.
**[08:20] Medusa**
You're like those nerds on social media
who can't resist offering their opinion
**[08:23] Medusa**
and who talk way too much.
**[08:25] Jashin**
Medusa, your character's
completely fallen apart.
***SIGN*** Well, anyway, why don't we pay that address a visit?
**[08:31] Minos**
Yeah.
**[08:33] Jashin**
Right! Then we'll find out!
**[08:34] Minos**
Okay, let's all go in my new ride!
**[08:38] Jashin**
New ride?
**[08:41] Minos**
C'mon, hop in. I bought it in Obihiro.
**[08:45] Jashin**
It's just like the last one.
**[08:45] Medusa**
Here you go.
***SIGN*** Thanks!
**[08:47] Minos**
No, it's a little bigger.
**[08:49] Pino**
It seems awfully noisy over here.
**[08:51] Pino**
Oh? Are you going out
somewhere so early in the year?
**[08:55] Medusa**
Just to visit Yurine's family home.
***SIGN*** Want to come with us?
**[08:59] Pino**
Huh?
**[08:59] Pino**
I-I'll pass, thank you.
**[09:02] Jashin**
Yeah, you should pass on this one.
**[09:04] Jashin**
This vehicle's already over capacity.
**[09:07] Jashin**
But the next time you make something,
don't hesitate to bring it over.
**[09:11] Jashin**
Making sweets is the only thing
you're good at, after all.
**[09:13] Medusa**
Hey, Jashin-chan! That's not true!
**[09:16] Pino**
Hmph. I only bring those for Hanazono-san.
**[09:20] Jashin**
Ke-ke-ke!
**[09:21] Minos**
Okay, we're taking off! Hold on tight!
**[09:24] Jashin**
'Kay.
**[09:25] Minos**
Off we go!
**[09:30] Pino**
This is no time to stand around cleaning.
**[09:33] Pino**
I'll make some delicious sweets
that'll leave Jashin-chan speechless.
***SIGN*** Giant
Panda
***SIGN*** Big
***SIGN*** Bear
***SIGN*** Cat
***SIGN*** Giant
Panda
***SIGN*** Big
***SIGN*** Bear
***SIGN*** Cat
***SIGN*** Giant
Panda
***SIGN*** Big
***SIGN*** Bear
***SIGN*** Cat
***SIGN*** Cat
***SIGN*** Bear
***SIGN*** Giant
Panda
***SIGN*** Big
**[09:40] Jashin**
"Big bear cat"?
**[09:46] Kyon**
In Chinese, it means "panda"!
***SIGN*** Red Panda
***SIGN*** Small
***SIGN*** Bear
***SIGN*** Cat
**[09:53] Ran**
And the kanji that reads "small
bear cat" means "red panda."
**[09:57] Minos**
We're here!
**[10:01] Medusa**
This is where Yurine-san's family lives?
**[10:03] Minos**
I didn't know Yurine-chan's
origin story included a shrine.
**[10:06] Jashin**
Orange ginger ale?
***SIGN*** Pathetic.
**[10:11] Minos**
Well, let's head on in!
**[10:13] Jashin**
Do you have a death wish?!
**[10:15] Minos**
Ow!
**[10:16] Minos**
What'd you do that for?
**[10:18] Jashin**
Shrines are holy places.
**[10:19] Jashin**
It might have a barrier
around it to ward off devils.
**[10:22] Minos**
Huh? So what do we do, then?
**[10:25] Jashin**
Whoops, my hand slipped!
**[10:30] Jashin**
Looks like there's no barrier.
***SIGN*** You really are a devil.
**[10:35] Medusa**
Jashin-chan, you're so mean!
**[10:37] Jashin**
Now we know it's safe to go i—
***SIGN*** What are you doing?
**[10:45] Jashin**
Why am I the only one who can't go in?
**[10:47] Jashin**
Oh, I know! It must be
because I'm wearing my cape!
**[10:55] Jashin**
It wasn't the cape?
**[10:57] Medusa**
Are you okay?
**[11:04] Jashin**
I just have to... *force* my way in!
**[11:07] Minos**
W-Wow...
**[11:14] Minos**
She really got in.
**[11:16] Medusa**
Amazing, Jashin-chan.
**[11:18] Jashin**
So long as ya got energy,
you can do anything!
***SIGN*** You lost your tail.
**[11:22] Yurine**
What are you guys doing?
**[11:24] Jashin**
Gah! Yurine!
**[11:29] Jashin**
Why are you dressed like that?
**[11:31] Yurine**
Oh, this is my work uniform.
**[11:33] Yurine**
I came here to help out
with the New Year's work.
**[11:37] Jashin**
A miko shrine priestess? Miko? Mik—
**[11:41] Jashin**
I'm Miku-chan!
**[11:43] Yurine**
I put up a barrier that should've
kept only Jashin-chan out. Weird.
**[11:47] Jashin**
But why?!
***SIGN*** Yurine-chan, sorry we came over unannounced.
**[11:51] Minos**
We were just curious to see
the place where you were born.
**[11:55] Medusa**
So you were raised at a shrine?
**[11:57] Yurine**
It's not like I was hiding it or anything.
It just never came up.
**[12:01] Minos**
I see.
**[12:03] Minos**
So the secret to your strength
is all this holy power.
***SIGN*** Maybe that's not all it is.
**[12:13] Yurine**
What are you talking about?
**[12:15] Minos**
Nothing.
**[12:17] Medusa**
Looks like it's a huge success!
**[12:19] Yurine**
Yeah, it's New Year's Day. That's why they're
short-handed and asked me to help out.
**[12:28] Jashin**
Ooh! An offering box!
**[12:32] Medusa**
Jashin-chan!
**[12:34] Jashin**
How much is in here, I wonder? Can I break it?
**[12:37] Yurine**
You know...
**[12:39] Yurine**
Karma...
**[12:41] Yurine**
...is going to get you!
**[12:43] Jashin**
Don't try this at home, kids!
**[12:46] Yurine**
Well, since you're here,
want to draw fortunes? On the house.
**[12:51] Minos**
Oh, sounds good!
**[12:53] Medusa**
Are you okay?
**[12:54] Jashin**
I-I can't get up.
***SIGN*** I thought you could do anything so long as you had energy?
**[13:00] Yusa**
Please continue to support
my sister and me this year!
***SIGN*** Very Bad Luck
***SIGN*** Fortune
***SIGN*** Very Bad Luck
***SIGN*** Fortune
***SIGN*** Very Bad Luck
**[13:06] Jashin**
You got very bad luck!
**[13:08] Jashin**
You're done for!
**[13:09] Yurine**
I got Fair Luck.
**[13:11] Medusa**
Me, too.
***SIGN*** I got Fair Luck, too.
**[13:14] Jashin**
You're the only one who got
Very Bad Luck. You're in trouble.
**[13:18] Minos**
But Very Bad Luck is really rare, right?
So maybe I'm actually lucky!
**[13:22] Yurine**
You're so optimistic, Minos.
**[13:25] Jashin**
She's not optimistic. She's just an idiot.
**[13:28] Jashin**
Poor thing.
**[13:29] Jashin**
You have to live in fear
of your imminent death now.
**[13:33] Jashin**
Incidentally, I'm not afraid of dying.
**[13:35] Jashin**
I'm a strong devil, after all.
***SIGN*** You're such a bad person, Jashin-chan.
**[13:41] Yurine**
Well? What did you draw?
**[13:43] Jashin**
Let's see...
***SIGN*** Death
***SIGN*** Fortune
***SIGN*** Death
**[13:47] Jashin**
I-Is this...
**[13:49] Medusa**
So what'd you get?
**[13:49] Jashin**
...the continuation of the fortune
I got in Obihiro? No way. It can't be...
**[13:50] Minos**
Bad news?
***SIGN*** Let me see it.
***SIGN*** "Death"?
**[13:57] Minos**
What the heck?
Yurine-chan, what does it mean?
**[14:00] Yurine**
I've never seen it before.
What a bad omen to start the year with.
***SIGN*** m 0 0 l 100 0 100 100 0 100
***SIGN*** Gastric
Acid
Rising
***SIGN*** m 0 0 l 100 0 100 100 0 100
***SIGN*** Gastric
Acid
Rising
***SIGN*** m 0 0 l 100 0 100 100 0 100
***SIGN*** Gastric
Acid
Rising
***SIGN*** m 0 0 l 100 0 100 100 0 100
***SIGN*** Gastric
Acid
Rising
***SIGN*** m 0 0 l 100 0 100 100 0 100
***SIGN*** Gastric
Acid
Rising
***SIGN*** Is Jashin-chan gonna die?
**[14:10] Jashin**
I won't die.
**[14:12] Jashin**
I will not die!
***SIGN*** Thank You 39
Dropkick!
**[14:20] Jashin**
I will not die!
***SIGN*** Thank You 39
Dropkick!
**[14:26] Miku**
You got a death wish?!
**[14:28] Yurine**
What were you even trying to do?
**[14:30] Medusa**
I think she just panicked.
**[14:35] Jashin**
What in the world is this?
It's scary! "Death" is way too scary!
***SIGN*** But you just said you weren't afraid of dying.
**[14:42] Jashin**
Medusa! Trade with me!
**[14:44] Medusa**
Huh?
**[14:44] Yurine**
Trading fortunes won't do you any good now.
**[14:52] Medusa**
Don't cry. I'll protect you.
**[14:55] Jashin**
Wah-Wah-Wentz Eiji!
**[14:57] Minos**
Stop crying.
**[15:02] Yurine**
She's such a pain.
**[15:04] Yurine**
Let's take her home.
***SIGN*** Don't you need to help out here?
**[15:07] Yurine**
Having an unlucky devil like her here
would be even worse for business.
**[15:12] Jashin**
Wah-Wah-Wentz Eiji!
**[15:14] Miku**
You got a death wish?!
***SIGN*** Gag Police
***SIGN*** Gag Police
***SIGN*** Gag Police
***SIGN*** Gag Police
***SIGN*** Gag Police
***SIGN*** Gag Police
***SIGN*** Gag Police
***SIGN*** Gag Police
***SIGN*** Gag Police
**[15:19] Jashin**
Every human I see looks
like they want to kill me...
**[15:23] Tanahashi**
Hey, part-timer!
**[15:24] Tanahashi**
We got a job on short notice. Can you make it?
**[15:27] Pekola**
* Uh, I'm in Shibaura recording*
* for PekoTube right now...*
**[15:31] Tanahashi**
Be here in three minutes, part-timer.
**[15:33] Jashin**
Even him.
***SIGN*** Great Luck
**[15:35] Chiba**
I can't believe we scored tickets to
Noel-chan's New Year's Special Secret Live Show.
***SIGN*** Great Luck
***SIGN*** Great Luck
***SIGN*** Great Luck
***SIGN*** Great Luck
***SIGN*** Great Luck
***SIGN*** Great Luck
***SIGN*** Great Luck
***SIGN*** Great Luck
***SIGN*** Great Luck
**[15:39] Chiba**
What an amazingly lucky start to the year.
**[15:41] Ozaki**
Praying at that shrine earlier paid off!
**[15:43] Hashira**
I hope I get to pick up some of her hair.
**[15:46] Jashin**
And them, too.
**[15:47] Jashin**
Wait...
**[15:48] Jashin**
One of the four of you
might want to kill me, too.
**[15:53] Jashin**
In that case...
**[15:55] Jashin**
In that case, I'll just kill you first!
***SIGN*** She's jumping at every shadow now.
**[16:00] Minos**
Stop it!
**[16:04] Jashin**
Hey, Medusa, walk between me and the cars.
One of them might try to crash into me.
**[16:09] Medusa**
Huh?
**[16:10] Jashin**
You'll protect me, right?
***SIGN*** You went crashing into one yourself earlier...
**[16:17] Jashin**
Gah!
**[16:19] Guy**
I'm sorry! I accidentally dropped my knife!
**[16:22] Jashin**
Screw you! Ya tryin' to "accidentally" kill me?!
**[16:25] Mei**
Stop right there, thief!
***SIGN*** Ceremonial
***SIGN*** Warding
***SIGN*** Arrows
**[16:29] Girl**
Welcome.
**[16:31] Mei**
I told you to stop!
**[16:39] Medusa**
Jashin-chan, are you okay?!
**[16:41] Jashin**
There's an arrow in my head...
**[16:45] Mei**
Orochimaru!
**[16:48] Mei**
I'm so lucky I got to see you
so early in the new year!
**[16:52] Jashin**
Hey... You need to chase the thief...
**[16:53] Mei**
Come on, Orochimaru! I'm posting
my Happy New Year tweet! Smile!
**[16:58] Yurine**
I'm back.
**[16:59] Three**
Thanks for having us over.
**[17:02] Jashin**
I somehow made it home without dying.
**[17:05] Jashin**
I should be fine now.
**[17:06] Yurine**
What are you talking about?
That fortune was for the whole year.
**[17:11] Jashin**
Huh?
**[17:12] Yurine**
That means you get to live
in fear 24/7, all year long.
**[17:21] Jashin**
You're kidding...
**[17:26] Jashin**
I'm gonna go crazy!
**[17:31] Minos**
She ran off.
***SIGN*** She's not gonna go on the run again, is she?
**[17:35] Yurine**
I seriously don't want to have to run
all over Japan looking for her again.
**[17:40] Jashin**
I'm going to die... I'm going to die?
**[17:43] Jashin**
I'm going to die this year?
**[17:45] Jashin**
Before I can go back to
Hell or defeat Yurine?
**[17:49] Jashin**
Can't I change my future?!
**[17:51] Jashin**
It can't be true!
**[18:08] Yurine**
I swear...
**[18:09] Medusa**
I hope Jashin-chan has
enough funds to run away on...
**[18:13] Yurine**
She can't have gotten too far.
**[18:15] Medusa**
I need to get this money to her quick.
**[18:18] Yurine**
Medusa...
**[18:21] Medusa**
Oh, it's from Minos.
**[18:23] Medusa**
She knows where Jashin-chan is!
**[18:30] Jashin**
The sunset is beautiful.
**[18:32] Jashin**
What a fantastic view.
**[18:41] Jashin**
Imagine a cruel, merciless devil
like myself shedding tears...
**[18:47] Jashin**
My fear of dying earlier
seems like a lie now.
**[18:50] Jashin**
I won't do anything bad anymore.
**[18:52] Jashin**
I'll stop wasting money on
gambling and live straight.
***SIGN*** Fruit
Figure
***SIGN*** Empty
***SIGN*** Fruit
Figure
***SIGN*** Empty
**[18:56] Jashin**
I'll do it to protect this beauty.
**[18:59] Mei**
It's just like the sunset
in Kushiro, isn't it?
**[19:03] Jashin**
Mei? You didn't go to Kushiro.
**[19:08] Mei**
When I'm worn out from work,
**[19:09] Jashin**
Ignoring me, huh?
**[19:10] Mei**
I sometimes just want to come up
here and watch the sunset.
**[19:13] Mei**
When I see this beautiful sunset,
my trivial worries don't matter anymore.
**[19:19] Mei**
And neither do peace,
justice, order, morality...
**[19:22] Jashin**
Uh, but you're a police—
**[19:24] Kyon**
I know what you mean.
**[19:27] Jashin**
Kyon-Kyon? You two are here, too?
**[19:30] Kyon**
When I see the beautiful sunset,
the difficult things don't matter.
**[19:34] Kyon**
I can just handle them with my fists!
Violence is the only way!
**[19:37] Jashin**
How do you get *there*
from a beautiful sunset?!
**[19:41] Minos**
Found ya, Jashin-chan!
***SIGN*** I can't believe you ran this far.
**[19:47] Minos**
Yeah, seriously.
**[19:48] Minos**
But I get it, Jashin-chan. I understand
the passion a sunset can inspire.
**[19:53] Minos**
All you need to do is shout out
all the feelings built up in your chest!
**[19:59] Minos**
You stupid sunset!
**[20:01] Jashin**
What did the sunset do wrong?!
***SIGN*** That's so '80s...
**[20:04] Pekola**
Ham...
**[20:06] Pekola**
A glowing circle with
orange around the edge...
**[20:11] Pekola**
It's a round slice of ham!
***SIGN*** Ham
***SIGN*** Ham
***SIGN*** This is the
orange part
**[20:12] Jashin**
It's the setting sun!
***SIGN*** Ha
***SIGN*** Ha
***SIGN*** Ha
**[20:14] Lierre**
It's just like you to see
food in the setting sun.
**[20:18] Lierre**
It looks like a pancake to me.
**[20:20] Jashin**
It does not!
**[20:21] Jashin**
And where the heck did you
guys come from, anyway?!
**[20:26] Yurine**
It really is pretty.
**[20:31] Jashin**
Yurine...
**[20:32] Yurine**
You're constantly causing trouble for me,
**[20:36] Yurine**
but this red sunset looks just like...
**[20:39] Yurine**
...your bloody tail after I've cut it off.
**[20:42] Jashin**
Yours is the scariest of all!
**[20:44] Yurine**
Jashin-chan, don't cause trouble
by suddenly disappearing like that.
**[20:49] Yurine**
Or I'll kill you.
**[20:50] Jashin**
Yes, ma'am.
**[20:51] Yurine**
That said, I guess you were
drawn to this pretty sunset
**[20:55] Yurine**
like bugs to a fluorescent light.
**[20:58] Jashin**
Uh, it wasn't just me...
**[21:00] Yurine**
Look. They just keep coming.
**[21:03] Jashin**
Also, "bugs"?
**[21:11] Jashin**
This is way too many!
**[21:13] Medusa**
We were worried about you, Jashin-chan.
**[21:15] Medusa**
Why'd you have to say that when
I was getting all sentimental?!
**[21:18] Yurine**
Heh, sentimental?
**[21:20] Yurine**
Still, since all these people are here,
**[21:23] Yurine**
why don't we all sing together as one?
**[21:28] Jashin**
Wait, why?!
**[21:29] [SONG] Song**
We are all alive
**[21:32] Jashin**
What the heck was this
episode about, anyway?!
**[21:35] Yurine**
You know this is how it always is.
**[21:37] [SONG] Song**
We're hungry, so...
**[23:11] Ecute**
At long last, I get to make my appearance!
**[23:14] Atre**
Princess, the people are asking who you are.
**[23:17] Ecute**
What?! There are people who don't know me?!
**[23:21] Ecute**
I am the vampire princess who governs
the Transylvania Family of Hell,
**[23:26] Ecute**
the cutest, smartest, and most
noble being in Hell, Ecute-sama!
**[23:28] Atre**
Next time on *Dropkick
on My Devil!! X*, episode 11:
**[23:32] Atre**
"The Jinbocho Blood Donation Center."
**[23:34] Atre**
I, Atre, am also looking
forward to meeting all of you.
# E11 - The Jinbocho Blood Donation Center
Source: [Crunchyroll](https://www.crunchyroll.com/watch/G4VUQJ0MD/the-jinbocho-blood-donation-center)
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**[00:14] Lierre**
Sorry about this, Pino.
The TV at the orphanage isn't working.
**[00:17] Pino**
I-It's all right.
**[00:19] Pino**
*She's lying.*
**[00:20] Pino**
* She came here so the two of us*
* would be alone and she can kill me.*
**[00:25] Pino**
I need to use the bathroom.
**[00:29] Lierre**
Pino?
**[00:30] Lierre**
The bathroom's not that way.
**[00:32] Pino**
I-I-I meant the bathroom outside...
**[00:36] Lierre**
What's up with her?
**[00:39] Lierre**
Oh, well. Time for *Patra-chan*!
***SIGN*** Patra
***SIGN*** Patra
***SIGN*** chan
***SIGN*** chan
**[00:47] TV**
*Patra-chan!*
**[00:49] Patra**
*Hi!*
**[00:51] Baddie1**
*You've caused us a lot of trouble.*
**[00:53] Baddie1**
*Tell us the secret of Pyramid Power!*
**[00:56] Patra**
*I'll never tell you!*
**[00:58] Horus**
* Don't, Princess! If Pyramid Power falls*
* into the wrong hands, the world's done for!*
**[01:02] Baddie2**
* All right then. If we can't get it out of her,*
* we'll have to get it out of you.*
**[01:07] Horus**
*Huh?!*
**[01:08] Patra**
*Fool! You know Horus will never tell you!*
**[01:10] Baddie1**
*Then die.*
**[01:12] Horus**
*F-Fine! I'll talk!*
**[01:13] Patra**
*Come on!*
**[01:14] Horus**
*Shut up! I'm scared! The fear's too much for me!*
**[01:18] Patra**
*He's so useless.*
**[01:22] Lierre**
*Patra-chan* never disappoints. What a riot!
***SIGN*** To Be Continued
***SIGN*** The Patra
***SIGN*** Exhibition
Is On!!
**[01:27] Patra**
*The Patra Exhibition is on!*
***SIGN*** Eccentric
Patra-chan
***SIGN*** Stop!
***SIGN*** The Patra
***SIGN*** Exhibition
Is On!!
***SIGN*** Parents and children attending together
will receive an Eccentric Patra-chan figure*!*
***SIGN*** Parents and children attending together
will receive an Eccentric Patra-chan figure*!*
**[01:29] Patra**
* Parents and children attending together*
* will receive an Eccentric Patra-chan figure!*
***SIGN*** Eccentric
Patra-chan
***SIGN*** Stop!
***SIGN*** Eccentric
Patra-chan
***SIGN*** Stop!
***SIGN*** Eccentric
Patra-chan
***SIGN*** Stop!
***SIGN*** Eccentric
Patra-chan
***SIGN*** Stop!
***SIGN*** Eccentric
Patra-chan
***SIGN*** Stop!
***SIGN*** Eccentric
Patra-chan
***SIGN*** Stop!
**[01:35] Lierre**
*A free Eccentric Patra-chan figure?!*
**[01:40] Lierre**
*That's...*
**[01:42] Lierre**
I want it! No matter the cost, I want it!
**[01:46] Lierre**
I have to go to the Patra-chan Exhibition!
**[03:22] Lierre**
It's only for children accompanied by a
parent, huh? So all I'm missing is a parent.
**[03:28] Lierre**
* And none of them look*
* anything like parents.*
**[03:32] Yurine**
*I'm not gonna be your mom.*
***SIGN*** m 0 0 l 100 0 100 100 0 100
***SIGN*** m 0 0 l 100 0 100 100 0 100
***SIGN*** Orphanage
Iron Commando
***SIGN*** m 0 0 l 100 0 100 100 0 100
***SIGN*** Orphanage
Iron Commando
***SIGN*** m 0 0 l 100 0 100 100 0 100
***SIGN*** Orphanage
Iron Commando
***SIGN*** m 0 0 l 100 0 100 100 0 100
***SIGN*** Orphanage
Iron Commando
***SIGN*** m 0 0 l 100 0 100 100 0 100
***SIGN*** Orphanage
Iron Commando
**[03:39] Lierre**
About the same there.
***SIGN*** Oh, Lierre. Where have you been?
**[03:51] Hashira**
What?! But why?!
**[03:54] Staff**
It's only for parents and
children attending together.
**[03:58] Hashira**
No way! But I'm here with my family!
**[04:02] Staff**
Yes, well...
**[04:04] Chiba**
See? I told you it wouldn't work!
**[04:06] Chiba**
He's not my real dad!
We don't look anything alike!
**[04:10] Ozaki**
Shigeruko...
**[04:13] Hashira**
You know what, miss? You're right.
**[04:17] Hashira**
She and I aren't related by blood, it's true.
**[04:21] Ozaki**
D-Dear...
**[04:22] Hashira**
But I've always wanted
to be a true father to her.
**[04:28] Hashira**
There's not much I can do for her.
**[04:31] Hashira**
This Eccentric Patra-chan figure is the
first thing Shigeruko ever asked me for!
**[04:36] Hashira**
So please, let me be her father!
**[04:39] Hashira**
Give us this figure!
**[04:40] Staff**
But...
**[04:41] Hashira**
Give us the Patra-chan figure!
**[04:43] Hashira**
I'll do anything for my little girl!
**[04:46] Hashira**
I'm begging you!
**[04:47] Ozaki**
Dear!
**[04:48] Staff**
Sir...
**[04:49] Hashira**
I'll grovel! I'll dance naked!
**[04:52] Hashira**
I'll eat a live tarantula if you tell me to!
**[04:55] Staff**
You don't need to do that!
**[04:57] Hashira**
I can do it!
**[04:58] Staff**
No, that's not what I...
**[05:00] Chiba**
You...
**[05:05] Chiba**
Eat it, then.
**[05:07] Chiba**
If you're my dad, then eat this tarantula!
**[05:25] Hashira**
Shigeruko, your dad ate the tarantula.
**[05:29] Chiba**
Dad...
**[05:31] Ozaki**
Dear!
**[05:32] Staff**
* Just yesterday, "Dad" was*
* the one playing the child.*
**[05:41] Miku**
Where can I get Yukio-sensei's autograph?
**[05:42] Staff**
Uh, ma'am! Leeks
aren't allowed in here!
**[05:45] Chiba**
I have more! Eat another one!
**[05:47] Ozaki**
Dear...
**[05:50] Lierre**
I got it!
***SIGN*** How nice.
**[05:57] Lierre**
You have to act like
my mom while we're here.
**[06:01] Lierre**
We came to the Patra Exhibition
as mother and child, remember?
***SIGN*** Yes, yes.
**[06:07] Lierre**
Oh, they have Patra-chan goods on display!
***SIGN*** Awe
**[06:10] Lierre**
I don't have this one.
**[06:12] Lierre**
Oh, the author's autograph.
**[06:14] Lierre**
Don't care.
**[06:17] Persephone**
*Lierre always did love childish things.*
**[06:28] Lierre**
A life-sized Patra-chan cutout!
**[06:31] Lierre**
Meet
Patra-chan!
**[06:32] Lierre**
Persephone, would you take my picture?
***SIGN*** Aren't we mother and child? What child asks a favor of her mother like that?
**[06:39] Lierre**
Huh?
**[06:41] Girl**
Mommy, take my picture!
**[06:43] Mom**
Okay.
***SIGN*** If you ask me like that, I'll take one for you.
**[06:49] Lierre**
I can't talk like that!
***SIGN*** No photo with Patra-chan, then.
**[07:05] Lierre**
Muh...
**[07:06] Lierre**
Mommy, take my picture.
***SIGN*** How cute!
***SIGN*** Okay, I'm taking it.
**[07:17] Lierre**
*It's all for Patra-chan!*
**[07:26] Medusa**
Morning, Minos!
**[07:28] Minos**
Morning!
**[07:30] Medusa**
We have our health exams
and combat ability tests today.
**[07:34] Medusa**
I hate this day. My combat ability's so low.
**[07:37] Minos**
You don't have to feel bad about that!
**[07:41] Minos**
There's hardly ever any
fighting in Hell anymore.
**[07:44] Minos**
The health exam is more important!
**[07:48] Minos**
By the way, what's that line
you've got next to you?
**[07:54] Jashin**
Heya.
**[07:57] Jashin**
I was prepping my body for the
health exam, and I ended up like this.
**[08:03] Jashin**
To lose weight, I shadow-boxed in
a sauna while wearing a sauna suit,
**[08:07] Jashin**
ate only one tomato a day every day,
**[08:10] Jashin**
and didn't drink any liquids at all.
**[08:12] Minos**
You dork! You're not Chikaraishi!
**[08:16] Medusa**
I said she should drink at least *one* glass
and handed it to her, but she just dumped it.
***SIGN*** Smirk
***SIGN*** m 0 0 b 24 -9 54 -14 71 -14 b 103 -15 134 -13 153 -9 b 150 6 150 21 151 37 b 130 32 104 33 76 34 b 60 34 41 35 24 37 b 16 39 8 40 0 42
***SIGN*** m 0 0 b 0 0 0 -1 2 -2 b 2 -2 2 -2 3 -2 b 4 -2 5 -2 6 -1 b 6 -1 7 0 7 1 b 7 2 7 2 7 3 b 7 4 7 4 6 5 b 5 6 4 6 3 6 b 2 6 2 5 1 5 b 1 5 0 6 0 6 b 0 5 -1 4 -1 3 b -1 2 -1 1 -1 0
***SIGN*** m 0 0 b 0 0 0 -1 2 -2 b 2 -2 2 -2 3 -2 b 4 -2 5 -2 6 -1 b 6 -1 7 0 7 1 b 7 2 7 2 7 3 b 7 4 7 4 6 5 b 5 6 4 6 3 6 b 2 6 2 5 1 5 b 1 5 0 6 0 6 b 0 5 -1 4 -1 3 b -1 2 -1 1 -1 0
***SIGN*** m 0 0 b 24 -9 54 -14 71 -14 b 103 -15 134 -13 153 -9 b 150 6 150 21 151 37 b 130 32 104 33 76 34 b 60 34 41 35 24 37 b 16 39 8 40 0 42
***SIGN*** m 0 0 b 24 -9 54 -14 71 -14 b 103 -15 134 -13 153 -9 b 150 6 150 21 151 37 b 130 32 104 33 76 34 b 60 34 41 35 24 37 b 16 39 8 40 0 42
***SIGN*** Hell School
**[08:31] Medusa**
I'm 27 kilograms!
**[08:33] Minos**
I'm 31 kilograms.
***SIGN*** Minos
***SIGN*** Minos
***SIGN*** Minos
***SIGN*** Minos
**[08:35] Minos**
I'd like to put on a little more weight
so I'll have a stronger punch.
***SIGN*** Minos
***SIGN*** Minos
**[08:39] Minos**
You're a little too light, Medusa. Eat more.
**[08:48] Jashin**
T-Two kilograms.
**[08:51] Minos**
What made you like this?
**[08:54] Jashin**
I gotta get into a lower weight
class so I can fight Yafuki.
**[08:57] Medusa**
You're so easily influenced by manga.
**[09:00] Minos**
Yafuki doesn't weigh two kilograms.
**[09:03] Jashin**
But now that I've been weighed,
I can eat and drink all I want.
**[09:10] Jashin**
F-First, some water...
**[09:15] Jashin**
Water...
**[09:17] Medusa**
You shouldn't drink so much so soon!
**[09:26] Jashin**
Boy, that was embarrassing!
**[09:28] Jashin**
My body couldn't accept me suddenly
drinking all that water, and I passed out.
**[09:28] Teacher**
Stand up straight. I need to measure you.
**[09:32] Minos**
Minos
**[09:32] Minos**
Seriously, you're gonna die
one day if you're not careful.
**[09:35] Jashin**
Nah, if I died, the anime
and manga would both end.
**[09:38] Minos**
Minos
**[09:38] Jashin**
It's fine, it's fine!
**[09:38] Minos**
Minos
**[09:42] Teacher**
Medusa-san, you're 130 centimeters.
**[09:44] Teacher**
Minos-san, you're 135 centimeters.
**[09:52] Teacher**
Jashin-chan-san, you're...
**[09:54] Teacher**
about two meters?
**[09:57] Jashin**
Yay! I'm top of the class!
**[10:00] Jashin**
I'm the tallest and the
lightest in our class!
**[10:02] Jashin**
These guys are just so tiny!
***SIGN*** Don't cheat, Jashin-chan. Just get measured at your normal height.
**[10:09] Jashin**
My tail counts toward my height!
***SIGN*** Last of all, we have the combat ability test.
***SIGN*** You'll each fight a slime to determine your combat abilities.
**[10:23] Jashin**
I'll beat it to a pulp with my killer move!
***SIGN*** Come with me, Jashin-chan.
**[10:28] Jashin**
Huh?
***SIGN*** Devils measuring over two meters tall...
***SIGN*** have to fight a cyclops.
**[10:34] Jashin**
Huh?! Wait, uh, I don't...
**[10:37] Jashin**
I-I'm fine just fighting a slime!
***SIGN*** Sorry, but you can't.
***SIGN*** Jashin-chan...
***SIGN*** Good luck.
**[11:07] Voice**
*Please begin.*
**[11:13] Jashin**
* Th-This isn't a combat ability test!*
* If I fight this thing, I'll die!*
**[11:20] Jashin**
* What kind of school is this?!*
* This shouldn't be allowed at a school!*
**[11:24] Jashin**
* I'm gonna complain to*
* the board of education!*
**[11:30] Jashin**
Who are you groaning at, you jerk?!
**[11:35] Jashin**
That didn't do a thing to him.
**[11:38] Jashin**
And I haven't eaten, so I have no strength.
**[11:41] Jashin**
I have no choice.
**[11:43] Jashin**
I'll finish this with my killer move!
**[11:46] Jashin**
Dropkick!
**[11:50] Voice**
*KO!*
***SIGN*** m 0 0 l 100 0 100 100 0 100
***SIGN*** Brains
Leaking
Out
**[11:53] Voice**
*You lose.*
***SIGN*** m 0 0 l 100 0 100 100 0 100
***SIGN*** Brains
Leaking
Out
**[12:01] Jashin**
I don't know this ceiling...
**[12:04] Medusa**
Oh, you're awake?
**[12:06] Medusa**
You're in the nurse's office.
**[12:08] Minos**
Are you okay?
**[12:09] Jashin**
Ow... I got my butt kicked.
**[12:13] Minos**
Yeah, your brains were oozing out.
**[12:15] Jashin**
It's cruel to make a
student fight that thing.
***SIGN*** It's your own fault for cheating, Chikaraishi.
**[12:21] Jashin**
I'll never cheat again.
**[12:26] Jashin**
I totally could've beaten that cyclops!
**[12:29] Jashin**
But I was so hungry...
**[12:32] Jashin**
My stomach growled.
***SIGN*** Would you like to eat at my house today?
***SIGN*** I made curry.
**[12:39] Jashin**
Yay!
**[12:40] Medusa**
Sensei, you're getting
married soon, aren't you?
**[12:43] Minos**
It's so cool that you're
marrying the King of Hell!
**[12:46] Jashin**
I'll be checking to make sure that old Hades
is well-off enough to be worthy of you!
***SIGN*** Children don't need to worry about things like that!
***SIGN*** Diary of
Evil Deeds
***SIGN*** Year 3
***SIGN*** Pazuzu Class
***SIGN*** Jashin-chan
***SIGN*** Faked my height!!
**[13:00] Jashin**
This brings back memories.
***SIGN*** Dropkicked
a cyclops!
***SIGN*** Dropkicked
a cyclops!
***SIGN*** Dropkicked
a cyclops!
**[13:04] Jashin**
I can't show you the other
pages! They're too evil!
**[13:11] Jashin**
Wow, even when I was little,
I was always a bad girl!
**[13:16] Jashin**
And I was so pointy, I could stab anyone.
**[13:19] Jashin**
Of course, Sensei was pretty impressive, too.
**[13:22] Jashin**
Even if those were the rules,
she was way too ruthless.
***SIGN*** Blood Donation Center
**[13:30] Jashin**
Was there always a blood
donation center here?
***SIGN*** Blood Donation Center
**[13:33] Jashin**
And it's pretty cool-looking.
***SIGN*** Type
***SIGN*** Type
***SIGN*** Type
***SIGN*** Type
***SIGN*** Crisis
**[13:36] Jashin**
The need for all blood
types is at crisis level?
**[13:39] Jashin**
Okay!
**[13:40] Jashin**
I'm gonna do something good today
to cancel out all my evil deeds!
**[13:46] Jashin**
Anybody home?
**[13:48] Jashin**
I'd like to donate.
Do you accept devil blood?
**[13:52] Jashin**
That's hot!
**[13:54] Jashin**
Hot! Hot! Hot! Hot! Hot!
**[13:55] Ecute**
Leave.
**[13:58] Ecute**
I have no need of blood
that isn't from a human.
**[14:01] Jashin**
Hey! What'd you do that for?!
You burned my tail!
**[14:05] Jashin**
I came here to donate, and you repay
my generosity with belligerence!
**[14:09] Jashin**
You call yourself blood
donation center staff?!
**[14:12] Jashin**
Wait...
**[14:13] Jashin**
Are you from Hell?
**[14:15] Jashin**
Actually, you're a vampire, aren't you?
**[14:19] Ecute**
Correct.
**[14:20] Ecute**
I'd heard devils and angels
resided in this town.
**[14:24] Ecute**
You must be one of them.
**[14:26] Ecute**
This is a sacred place to
the noble vampire clan.
**[14:29] Ecute**
Common devils such as yourself
are not permitted here.
**[14:33] Jashin**
Excuse me?!
**[14:34] Jashin**
Since when is the vampire clan so noble?
**[14:36] Jashin**
I hate you guys. You always act like
you're better than everyone else!
**[14:40] Ecute**
We aren't acting.
We *are* better than everyone else.
**[14:44] Ecute**
Especially me.
**[14:46] Ecute**
Because...
**[14:47] Ecute**
I am the vampire princess who governs
the Transylvania Family of Hell,
**[14:52] Ecute**
the cutest, smartest, and most
noble being in Hell, Ecute-sama!
**[14:57] Ecute**
I am also the head of the Jinbocho
branch of this donation center.
**[15:02] Ecute**
I am not merely "staff."
**[15:04] Jashin**
Hm, my apps could probably
be organized a little better.
**[15:07] Jashin**
I'd rather not have any apps on
my home screen if I can avoid it.
**[15:11] Ecute**
A very important being just introduced
herself to you! Pay attention!
**[15:16] Jashin**
Okay, Princess, to thank you for your
lovely introduction, I'll introduce myself.
**[15:21] Jashin**
I'm the daughter of the top VIP at what
is basically Hell's Ministry of Agriculture...
**[15:27] Jashin**
The intelligent and pretty
Jashin-chan of the proud devil nobility!
**[15:32] Jashin**
I'm also the most loved, adored,
and popular being in this town!
**[15:36] Jashin**
An eye for an eye, you stupid brat!
**[15:41] Ecute**
H-Hey! That was dangerous!
**[15:44] Ecute**
I am but a fragile, transient little girl!
**[15:49] Jashin**
You use way too many
descriptive words for yourself.
**[15:53] Jashin**
What's wrong?
**[15:54] Ecute**
I can't get up. Help me.
**[15:56] Jashin**
Huh?
**[15:58] Ecute**
I am very weak!
**[16:01] Jashin**
You act all important, and
you're weak? That's just sad!
**[16:04] Jashin**
All right, fine.
**[16:06] Ecute**
An opening!
**[16:07] Ecute**
Fool!
**[16:08] Ecute**
I'm actually very strong, but I pretended
to be weak so you'd let your guard down!
**[16:11] Eccentric**
Soft and Airy Milk Punch!
**[16:24] Jashin**
You really are weak.
**[16:28] Jashin**
Wow, so there's finally someone
weaker than me in this story now.
**[16:32] Jashin**
It sure feels great not
being on the bottom rung!
**[16:37] Jashin**
Now, let me ask you something.
**[16:40] Jashin**
Why did a vampire set up a
blood donation center in my town?
**[16:44] Jashin**
What are you after?
**[16:46] Ecute**
Save me, Atre! Atre, are you here?!
**[16:52] Atre**
You called, Princess?
***SIGN*** Blood Donation Center
***SIGN*** Blood Donation Center
**[16:57] DevilA**
It's commonly believed that
vampires are weak to sunlight, fire,
**[17:01] DevilA**
crosses, garlic, silver bullets,
and flowing water.
**[17:09] DevilA**
That's a lot of weaknesses.
**[17:11] Atre**
It seems the princess
used her projectile attack,
**[17:14] Atre**
Light and Fluffy Strawberry Flambé, on you.
**[17:18] Atre**
I apologize profusely for her rudeness.
**[17:18] Jashin**
Light and Fluffy?
**[17:21] Atre**
Princess...
**[17:26] Atre**
Why the hell'd ya go attackin'
someone livin' an honest life, moron?!
**[17:29] Atre**
Ya think ya can cause trouble
for other denizens of Hell
**[17:32] Atre**
and still call yerself a vampire princess?!
**[17:35] Atre**
Apologize right now!
**[17:37] Ecute**
Forgive me! Please forgive me!
**[17:40] Atre**
Go ahead, Princess.
**[17:42] Atre**
The princess will now
cut off her finger to atone.
**[17:45] Atre**
Please take her finger home
with you as an apology.
**[17:48] Jashin**
Uh, really, there's no need for that...
**[17:52] Jashin**
You've really got it rough, huh?
**[17:55] Atre**
Allow me to introduce myself.
**[17:57] Atre**
I am the princess's educator,
Atre of the vampire clan.
**[18:03] Jashin**
I'm Jashin-chan of the proud devil nobility!
**[18:06] Atre**
Jashin-dono, you say?
**[18:08] Jashin**
That's Jashin-chan-dono!
**[18:10] Jashin**
Why did you set up a blood
donation center in Jinbocho?
**[18:13] Jashin**
I asked the princess, but she brushed
me off, so I want you to tell me.
**[18:18] Atre**
Then, let us discuss it over tea.
**[18:22] Jashin**
Ooh! Fresh Moon and Daimaru-yaki!
**[18:25] Jashin**
These are so good! You guys like them, too?
**[18:28] Atre**
Yes.
**[18:29] Jashin**
Chow time!
**[18:30] Atre**
Ordinarily, vampires have no need
for any food other than blood,
**[18:35] Atre**
but we do enjoy experiencing
the flavors of food.
**[18:38] Ecute**
Delicious!
**[18:40] Atre**
So we thought...
**[18:42] Atre**
If we attack humans to drink their blood,
it will invite conflict with Heaven.
**[18:47] Atre**
So why not simply open
a blood donation center,
**[18:50] Atre**
and have the humans bring
their blood to us themselves?
**[18:53] Ecute**
And the humans get to feel
they've done good by donating blood.
**[18:57] Ecute**
It's two birds with one stone.
**[18:59] Jashin**
You say that like you're doing them a favor,
but you're just tricking them, y'know.
**[19:04] Atre**
That is why we vampires are now building
blood donation centers all over Japan.
**[19:11] Jashin**
It's not just the one in this town?
**[19:14] Jashin**
And you're the head of the
Jinbocho branch, Princess?
**[19:17] Ecute**
Tee-hee!
**[19:18] Ecute**
Just so you know, there's a reason why
I personally became the head of this branch.
**[19:24] Ecute**
I am searching for a certain human.
**[19:27] Jashin**
A human?
**[19:28] Ecute**
Rumor has it a human who has
tamed both devils and angels,
**[19:31] Ecute**
who goes by the name of
Hanazono Yurine, lives in this town.
**[19:35] Jashin**
H-Hanazono Yurine?!
**[19:37] Ecute**
You know her?
**[19:39] Jashin**
Nope...
**[19:41] Jashin**
* For now, I'll just*
* pretend I don't know her.*
**[19:44] Ecute**
I see.
**[19:46] Jashin**
And, um... What's your
business with this human?
**[19:49] Atre**
Our king wants her to ally with our clan.
**[19:53] Ecute**
I want to bring the human back
with me to help my father!
**[19:58] Ecute**
If she has attracted the attention
of both devils and angels,
**[20:01] Ecute**
she must be truly brilliant!
**[20:04] Jashin**
Huh. I see.
**[20:07] Jashin**
Well, I guess it's time for me to get going.
**[20:10] Atre**
You have to leave so soon?
**[20:12] Jashin**
If you don't take devil blood,
I can't donate, right?
**[20:16] Jashin**
So bye.
**[20:19] Ecute**
What came over her all of a sudden?
**[20:22] Atre**
Perhaps she remembered
some urgent business?
**[20:30] Jashin**
*You gotta be kidding me!*
**[20:32] Jashin**
* They want Yurine to*
* team up with the vampires?!*
**[20:35] Jashin**
*If Yurine does that, she'll become immortal!*
**[20:38] Jashin**
*Then I'll never make it back to Hell!*
**[20:41] Jashin**
I can't find *Grimoire: Apocrypha* anywhere,
either. What would I do if I lost Yurine, too?!
**[20:48] Jashin**
I have to kill Yurine before
she can team up with them.
**[20:53] Jashin**
No...
**[20:54] Jashin**
If I kill her, the vampires
will come after me!
**[20:59] Jashin**
This is a real problem!
**[21:01] Jashin**
Seriously, what am I supposed to do?!
**[21:05] Jashin**
* It's no use! I'm too dumb to think this much!*
* Everything in my head's mashing together*
**[21:09] Jashin**
*and I don't know what to do!*
**[21:14] Jashin**
*That's right.*
**[21:17] Jashin**
*There's no need to think about it right now.*
***SIGN*** Life
Theater
**[21:25] Jashin**
*I need to calm my mind.*
***SIGN*** Life
Theater
**[21:29] Jashin**
*Tell me what I should do, Life Theater!*
**[21:33] Jashin**
*A quick pull will give me answers.*
**[23:10] Jashin**
Ah, well done making it this far, everyone!
**[23:13] Jashin**
The third season of *Dropkick
on My Devil* is finally ending!
**[23:17] Jashin**
Wait, can I make it back to
Hell in just one more episode?!
**[23:21] Yurine**
Good question. Can you?
**[23:24] Yurine**
Next time on *Dropkick
on My Devil!! X*, episode 12:
**[23:29] Yurine**
"Forever Dropkick."
Look forward to it.
**[23:33] Jashin**
"Forever"?
**[23:35] Jashin**
That makes it sound like
I'll never make it back...
# E12 - Forever Dropkick
Source: [Crunchyroll](https://www.crunchyroll.com/watch/G14U40JXZ/forever-dropkick)
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**[00:03] Ecute**
There...
**[00:04] Ecute**
There's a dog here!
**[00:06] Ecute**
Do something, Atre!
**[00:08] Atre**
I-I'm not good with dogs, either...
**[00:11] Ecute**
We finally found out where Hanazono
Yurine lives, but now we can't get in!
**[00:20] Minos**
Somethin' wrong?
**[00:22] Ecute**
Oh, are you a devil?
**[00:25] Atre**
We've come to see the one who resides
here, Hanazono Yurine-dono, but...
**[00:29] Ecute**
We vampires don't like dogs...
**[00:32] Minos**
Oh, you're vampires?
**[00:35] Minos**
Beth's a beast of Hell, so you're safe.
**[00:37] Ecute**
I-It's not a dog?
**[00:43] Minos**
Come on in.
**[00:46] Jashin**
Ah, it's you two!
**[00:48] Ecute**
You're that snake from the other day!
**[00:51] Atre**
You are Hanazono Yurine-dono?
**[00:53] Yurine**
Yes.
**[00:54] Yurine**
Are these friends of yours?
**[00:57] Ecute**
You said you didn't know Hanazono Yurine!
**[01:00] Jashin**
Gulp!
**[01:01] Yurine**
Huh?
**[01:02] Jashin**
* Uh-oh! They're here to*
* recruit Yurine into their clan!*
**[01:06] Jashin**
You idiot! Why'd you let them in?!
**[01:09] Jashin**
They're vampires! In human terms,
they're an organized crime ring!
**[01:13] Atre**
It is true that we vampires
do not lead praiseworthy lives.
**[01:19] Atre**
But we do our best to avoid
causing trouble for those who do.
**[01:24] Ecute**
Besides, it's because we take in
rogues who have nowhere to go
**[01:29] Ecute**
that all devils can live
their lives in peace.
**[01:32] Jashin**
Hmph! Listen to you, justifying yourselves!
**[01:36] Jashin**
Yurine, these two are bad people
who built a phony blood donation center
**[01:40] Jashin**
to collect human blood.
**[01:42] Jashin**
You should chase 'em off right now.
**[01:44] Yurine**
You know, you've been rude to
our guests since they got here.
**[01:49] Yurine**
And you falsely told them
you didn't know me.
**[01:51] Yurine**
Seems a bit fishy.
**[01:54] Minos**
Jashin-chan, you're not the type
to care what race people are.
**[01:58] Jashin**
Well, I just turned into that type now!
**[02:01] Yurine**
And what is it you wanted to see me about?
**[02:04] Atre**
Forgive us for not
introducing ourselves.
**[02:07] Atre**
This is Princess Ecute
of the Vampire Kingdom.
**[02:11] Ecute**
Nice to meet you!
**[02:12] Atre**
And I am her attendant, Atre.
**[02:15] Atre**
We have come here to ask a favor of you.
**[02:18] Atre**
Princess, please explain.
**[02:21] Ecute**
You're a human, yet you have conquered
devils and even domesticated angels.
**[02:26] Ecute**
You're a bit of a celebrity
among the vampires.
**[02:30] Yurine**
Huh?
**[02:31] Minos**
Hey, you're a star!
**[02:32] Jashin**
Don't encourage her!
**[02:34] Ecute**
And my father, the king of the vampires,
has taken an interest in your abilities.
**[02:40] Ecute**
What do you say to
becoming part of our clan?
**[02:45] Jashin**
No!
**[02:45] Jashin**
She'll never join you! Right, Yurine?!
**[02:48] Atre**
Our king has said he will
arrange anything you desire
**[02:51] Atre**
and provide you with
the utmost hospitality.
**[02:54] Jashin**
I told you, she'll never
join you! Just go home!
**[02:57] Jashin**
You'll never join them, right, Yurine?!
**[03:00] Yurine**
I could be a cool vampire like
the ones in movies and manga?
**[03:05] Jashin**
*Uh-oh. She's interested.*
**[03:08] Jashin**
Say something, Minos!
**[03:10] Jashin**
You can't have Yurine
becoming a vampire, right?!
**[03:13] Minos**
Well...
**[03:15] Minos**
She'd be immortal, so we could
be friends forever! I'd like that!
**[03:20] Yurine**
Wait, so...
**[03:22] Yurine**
Will he get me a really
cool vampire outfit, too?
**[03:28] Atre**
Of course.
**[03:29] Yurine**
I see...
**[03:32] Minos**
Yurine-chan as a vampire, huh? Sounds good!
**[03:32] Jashin**
* I have to stop this! I have to stop Yurine*
* from becoming a vampire, whatever it takes!*
**[03:36] Yurine**
Yeah, it does...
**[03:36] Minos**
You'd be really cool!
**[03:38] Jashin**
*Think... I have to think!*
**[03:39] Minos**
It'd suit you well!
**[03:41] Jashin**
*It's no use!*
**[03:42] Jashin**
* I'm thinking so hard, everything in my brain*
* is way beyond mashed together! It's on fire!*
**[03:56] Jashin**
I see.
**[03:58] Jashin**
You want Yurine on your
side that badly, do you?
**[04:01] Jashin**
Then I guess I'll have to get serious, too.
**[04:07] Jashin**
Please! Please give up on
getting Yurine to join your clan!
**[04:14] Jashin**
*Nailed it!*
**[04:16] Jashin**
* There's no one who can look at a perfect*
* prostration like this and not feel moved!*
**[04:20] Ecute**
I will not give up.
**[04:21] Jashin**
Huh?!
**[04:22] Ecute**
Now I just want her to join us even more.
**[04:24] Jashin**
Why, you!
**[04:27] Jashin**
Have you no pity for someone
who's groveling in front of you?!
**[04:32] Jashin**
If you make Yurine one of you, I'll stop
the water supply to the Vampire Kingdom!
**[04:36] Ecute**
What?!
**[04:37] Minos**
You know you can't do that.
**[04:39] Minos**
You don't have that kind of authority.
**[04:41] Jashin**
I do, too!
**[04:43] Jashin**
Just you wait.
**[04:44] Jashin**
I'm the daughter of a VIP at what is
basically Hell's Ministry of Agriculture.
**[04:51] Jashin**
Hello, Daddy? It's Jashin-chan.
**[04:55] Jashin**
Listen, I have a favor to ask.
**[04:57] Jashin**
I was hoping you could stop the water
supply to the Vampire Kingdom...
**[05:01] Jashin**
What?!
**[05:02] Jashin**
Yes...
**[05:03] Jashin**
Yes.
**[05:05] Jashin**
No, I'm really not joking around...
**[05:08] Jashin**
Yes, sir. I'm sorry. Goodbye.
**[05:13] Jashin**
He said if I keep joking
around, he'll kill me.
**[05:16] Yurine**
Dang, your dad's hardcore.
**[05:18] Minos**
He's as tough on you as ever, huh?
**[05:22] Jashin**
Damn that useless father of mine!
Damn gerontocracy!
**[05:26] Pino**
I won't let you bring
Hanazono-san into your clan!
**[05:30] Pino**
I heard everything!
**[05:32] Jashin**
Pino...
**[05:33] Ecute**
Oh, an angel.
**[05:35] Ecute**
Eavesdropping seems in
poor taste for an angel.
**[05:38] Pino**
I came to bring her a cake
and just happened to overhear.
**[05:41] Pino**
Hanazono-san!
**[05:43] Pino**
Please don't join the vampire clan!
**[05:46] Pino**
If you go away, who'll protect
me from Lierre-sama?!
**[05:50] Yurine**
Uh, I...
**[05:51] Pino**
Aren't you my savior?!
**[05:53] Yurine**
Wait a...
**[05:56] Pino**
You just need to go away!
**[05:59] Ecute**
Atre... Save me!
**[06:01] Jashin**
That's it! Get her!
**[06:02] Atre**
Oh, Princess...
**[06:04] Pino**
I won't let you have Hanazono-san,
even if it costs me my life!
**[06:08] Jashin**
If you're prepared to die for it,
**[06:09] Jashin**
you should have the guts to get
yourself killed taking out Lierre-san, too.
**[06:12] Yurine**
Cut it out already.
**[06:17] Pino**
Hanazono-san!
**[06:22] Atre**
I see the rumors were true.
**[06:23] Atre**
Princess, let us leave for today.
**[06:27] Atre**
We have informed her of our intentions.
**[06:30] Ecute**
No.
**[06:31] Atre**
Princess...
**[06:32] Ecute**
I will take her home today
and earn my father's praise!
**[06:35] Ecute**
I'll make her one of us
even if I have to use force!
**[06:39] Atre**
Princ—
**[06:40] Ecute**
I refuse to leave!
**[06:45] Atre**
Shut the hell up!
**[06:46] Atre**
There's a procedure ya gotta follow
with these things, you dumbass!
**[07:00] Atre**
I am sorry you had to see that.
**[07:02] Atre**
We will be taking our leave now.
**[07:07] Atre**
Yurine-dono...
**[07:09] Atre**
We have not given up on you.
**[07:12] Atre**
We look forward to receiving your
favorable response on another day.
**[07:16] Pino**
Hanazono-san, please don't abandon me!
**[07:19] Jashin**
Whew! Pino, you saved us!
**[07:23] Minos**
Yurine-chan...
**[07:25] Minos**
So what do you think about their offer?
**[07:27] Yurine**
Well, vampires are really cool...
**[07:31] Yurine**
What should I do?
**[07:33] Jashin**
Don't think about it! Tell them no!
**[07:35] Minos**
Oh, if Yurine-chan becomes an immortal
vampire, you won't be able to go back to Hell.
**[07:40] Minos**
So that's why you're so desperate.
**[07:42] Jashin**
You really are an idiot!
**[07:45] Minos**
But they didn't seem likely
to give up anytime soon.
***SIGN*** European-Style Curry
**[07:54] Chiba**
Nothing beats curry on a Sunday morning!
***SIGN*** European-Style Curry
***SIGN*** European-Style Curry
***SIGN*** European-Style Curry
***SIGN*** Hana
Udon
***SIGN*** Glory
***SIGN*** Hana
Udon
***SIGN*** Glory
***SIGN*** Hana
Udon
***SIGN*** Glory
**[07:57] Ozaki**
Jinbocho, the town where you
can eat curry in the morning!
***SIGN*** Hana
Udon
***SIGN*** Glory
***SIGN*** Hana
Udon
***SIGN*** Glory
**[08:00] Hashira**
The best of the best!
***SIGN*** Hana
Udon
***SIGN*** Glory
***SIGN*** Hana
Udon
***SIGN*** Glory
***SIGN*** Hana
Udon
***SIGN*** Glory
***SIGN*** Hana
Udon
***SIGN*** Glory
***SIGN*** Hana
Udon
**[08:05] Jashin**
* What am I gonna do if*
* Yurine joins the vampire clan?*
**[08:09] Jashin**
* She'll get even stronger,*
* meaning I won't be able to kill her,*
**[08:12] Jashin**
*and I'll never be able to get back to Hell.*
**[08:16] Jashin**
*I don't wanna think about it...*
**[08:18] Guy**
Outta my way!
**[08:21] Jashin**
Sorry.
**[08:27] Ryo**
Ugh, Jashin-chan, you reek of booze.
**[08:32] Bakuga**
Don't drink too much!
**[08:37] Jashin**
I've mellowed out so much.
**[08:42] Devil**
Is this really how you wanna be?
**[08:44] Angel**
You used to be as sharp as a knife,
**[08:47] Angel**
and you'd bite with the force of a mad dog.
**[08:51] Devil**
Looks like human life has gotten to you.
**[08:55] Devil**
You'll never beat Yurine that way.
**[08:58] Jashin**
What?
**[08:59] Devil**
Right now, you're just
like a defanged wombat!
**[09:02] Jashin**
Do wombats even have fangs?
**[09:04] Jashin**
Oh, I'm out of booze.
**[09:06] Devil**
Come on! You want the humans
to keep making fun of you?!
**[09:10] Angel**
Now is the time to reclaim
your pride as Hell nobility!
**[09:14] Jashin**
My pride as... Hell nobility?
**[09:17] Jashin**
That's right. I...
**[09:21] Jashin**
was born a noble of Hell!
**[09:23] Jashin**
How dare they mock me...
Who cares about vampires or Yurine?
**[09:28] Jashin**
I'll make them see that the
real me is a terrifying devil!
**[09:32] Jashin**
I'll thoroughly retrain my mind and body,
and take back my pride as a noble of Hell!
**[09:36] Both**
That's the way!
**[09:41] Jashin**
Ow! It hurts!
**[09:45] Minos**
95, 96, 97, 98, 99...
**[09:48] DevilA**
That very day, Jashin-chan began
torturing her own mind and body.
**[09:54] Minos**
Don't push yourself too hard!
**[09:59] DevilA**
This time, Jashin-chan was serious.
***SIGN*** Life
Theater
**[10:06] DevilA**
All to reclaim her pride as a noble of Hell!
**[10:13] Yurine**
I'm home. I bought chicken.
**[10:16] Yurine**
Also, I ran into Lierre,
so I brought her with me.
**[10:19] Lierre**
I'm here to visit.
**[10:21] Jashin**
Hey.
**[10:24] Lierre**
What's all this?
**[10:25] Yurine**
Jashin-chan's food.
She's on a restricted diet right now.
**[10:29] Lierre**
Huh.
**[10:31] Yurine**
The only part of the chicken
she can eat is the keel.
***SIGN*** m 0 0 l 0 0 l 23 0 b 24 0 24 1 24 1 l 24 14 b 24 15 23 15 23 15 l -21 15 b -21 15 -22 15 -22 14 l -22 1 b -22 1 -22 1 -22 1 b -22 1 -22 0 -21 0 l -21 0 b -21 0 -21 0 -21 0 b -21 0 -21 0 -21 0
***SIGN*** ° Keel
Part of the breast.
Very healthy.
**[10:34] Lierre**
These fries are good.
**[10:38] Jashin**
I'm not who I used to be. I'm getting rid
of the naïveté along with the excess fat.
**[10:49] Jashin**
I guess I'll skip it.
**[10:51] Jashin**
If I'm too heavy, I can't move as sharply.
**[10:53] Yurine**
I don't think you've been hydrating
enough. You'll make yourself sick.
**[10:58] Jashin**
If you have time to worry about me,
use it to worry about yourself.
**[11:03] Jashin**
Once I get my strength back,
you're going to die.
**[11:09] Jashin**
Good night.
**[11:19] Yurine**
Jashin-chan still isn't awake.
**[11:24] Yurine**
Jashin-chan, it's morning.
**[11:26] Yurine**
I'm opening the door.
**[11:29] Yurine**
Huh?!
**[11:30] Yurine**
Jashin-chan turned into a mummy!
**[11:34] DevilA**
A mummified dorado.
***SIGN*** Isn't it just called "dried fish"?
**[11:41] Yurine**
I don't know what happened, but I found her
mummified this morning. Pretty gross, huh?
**[11:47] Yurine**
Would a mummy count as burnable garbage?
**[11:49] Medusa**
Hey! Yurine-san!
**[11:51] Yurine**
I'm just kidding.
**[11:54] Minos**
Hey, Yurine-chan, did Jashin-chan
seem dehydrated to you lately?
**[11:58] Yurine**
Yeah, actually, she was
refusing to drink water yesterday.
**[12:03] Minos**
I thought so.
***SIGN*** What do you mean?
**[12:06] Minos**
I think Jashin-chan becomes mummified
when her body gets really dehydrated.
**[12:12] Minos**
Once, when we were kids, she stopped
drinking to lose weight for a health exam.
**[12:18] Minos**
She ended up paper-thin back then, too.
**[12:22] Minos**
I guess she turned into a mummy this
time because she went beyond that.
**[12:25] Yurine**
She just went from
turning 2-D to turning 3-D.
***SIGN*** Either way, she sure is dry.
***SIGN*** Oops, it came off.
**[12:34] Yurine**
Oh, boy.
**[12:36] Medusa**
How can we get her back to normal?
**[12:38] Minos**
I think drinking water fixed her
up after our health exams.
**[12:43] Medusa**
Oh, you're right!
**[12:47] Minos**
She won't drink.
**[12:48] Medusa**
I guess she can't when she's a mummy.
***SIGN*** Let's pour some water on her from a kettle!
**[12:57] Minos**
Oh, she's absorbing it!
**[13:00] Medusa**
Maybe we should put her in the bath?
**[13:06] DevilA**
Three minutes later...
***SIGN*** Minutes
Later
**[13:10] Jashin**
Huh? Why am I in the bath?
**[13:13] Medusa**
She's back!
***SIGN*** Just like freeze-dried food!
**[13:17] Jashin**
Huh? Huh?
**[13:18] Jashin**
Why are you guys watching me bathe?! Creeps!
**[13:24] Jashin**
Oh, I was mummified, huh?
**[13:27] Jashin**
And I thought I was keeping
just barely on the safe side...
**[13:30] Jashin**
How embarrassing.
**[13:32] Minos**
You took it way too far.
**[13:34] Yurine**
I think you've been pushing yourself
too hard. Why go through all that?
**[13:40] Jashin**
After living among humans for so long,
I've become a completely useless devil.
**[13:46] Minos**
She was always useless, right?
**[13:48] Medusa**
Yep.
**[13:49] Jashin**
I'm supposed to be a noble of Hell, yet I lost
all my devilish dignity to live in peace.
**[13:55] Jashin**
I couldn't allow myself to stay like that.
**[13:59] Jashin**
And now that those vampires are
trying to get Yurine to join them,
**[14:03] Jashin**
I'll really be done for if I don't change.
**[14:06] Jashin**
That's why I started retraining my mind and
body to reclaim my pride as a noble of Hell.
***SIGN*** You can't do that, Jashin-chan!
***SIGN*** You need to have more self-esteem!
**[14:18] Jashin**
Self-esteem?
***SIGN*** You know, like, "I'm fine the way I am," or "I don't need to change."
***SIGN*** Lines like that are all over the internet!
**[14:28] Yurine**
Some people have *too* much self-esteem
and end up just being obnoxious.
***SIGN*** Totally.
**[14:34] Jashin**
You guys...
**[14:35] Jashin**
People who can't take a
joke are gonna hate you.
**[14:38] Minos**
I think you have your dignity, though.
**[14:41] Jashin**
Huh?
**[14:42] Minos**
Sensei was saying...
**[14:44] Minos**
since you came to the human realm,
fewer demons come here to attack humans.
**[14:48] Medusa**
That's right.
**[14:50] Medusa**
And she said the ferocious vampires
are a lot quieter now, too.
**[14:54] Jashin**
Sensei said that?
**[14:55] Minos**
It must be because
you're friends with humans.
**[15:00] Medusa**
They're afraid of you, Jashin-chan!
**[15:02] Medusa**
Because you're a proud noble of Hell!
**[15:05] Jashin**
A proud noble of Hell?!
**[15:07] Jashin**
Whoo! My self-esteem is skyrocketing!
**[15:12] Jashin**
Yeah, you might be right!
I had that feeling myself!
**[15:16] Jashin**
But hearing you guys say it
convinced me that it's true!
**[15:20] Jashin**
Yes!
**[15:21] Jashin**
Even if Yurine becomes a vampire,
I, a proud noble of Hell, will still kill her!
**[15:28] Jashin**
This calls for a party!
**[15:30] Jashin**
I've got my pride as a noble of Hell back!
***SIGN*** Festival
***SIGN*** Pride of Hell Nobility
**[15:33] Jashin**
It's a super joyous occasion!
**[15:34] Jashin**
Party time! Party time!
**[15:40] Jashin**
On my pride as a noble of Hell,
I will entertain all of you.
**[15:45] Minos**
All right!
**[15:47] Pekola**
Yay!
**[15:57] Pino**
Anyway, this is quite a large pool, isn't it?
**[16:00] Yurine**
Jashin-chan won it playing pachinko.
**[16:06] Jashin**
Just wait!
**[16:07] Jashin**
I'll make you guys the best yakisoba
and grilled corn you've ever had!
**[16:13] Jashin**
On my pride as a noble of Hell!
**[16:15] Medusa**
I'm glad she's feeling better.
**[16:17] Minos**
The power of self-esteem is amazing.
***SIGN*** But the one the vampires and the other devils fear isn't Jashin-chan, right?
***SIGN*** It's her dad they fear, isn't it?
***SIGN*** They don't want to make an enemy of what's basically Hell's Ministry of Agriculture.
**[16:33] Medusa**
Shhh! Don't say that!
**[16:35] Kyon**
Feels nice and cool!
**[16:37] Ran**
Summers do get pretty hot in Tokyo.
**[16:40] Pekola**
They do.
**[16:42] Pekola**
I've nearly passed out in my
cardboard house a few times.
**[16:46] Poporon**
That's actually really bad, Pekola-sama.
**[16:48] Jashin**
I made my own special shaved ice!
**[16:51] Jashin**
These two helped me out!
**[16:54] Yusa**
Help yourselves, everyone.
***SIGN*** Yay!
**[16:59] Medusa**
It's so cold and delicious!
**[17:01] KyonRan**
Hao chi!
**[17:03] Pekola**
I'm so blessed!
**[17:05] Pekola**
I get to go in a pool and even
eat shaved ice on such a hot day!
**[17:09] Minos**
I could eat cup after cup of this.
**[17:11] Jashin**
I'll make as many cups as you want!
**[17:13] Jashin**
On my pride as a noble of Hell!
**[17:17] Jashin**
The grilled corn is looking good, too!
**[17:20] Miku**
Corn! Corn!
**[17:24] Mei**
Orochimaru!
***SIGN*** Ja
**[17:25] Jashin**
Mei!
***SIGN*** Ja
***SIGN*** Ja
***SIGN*** Ja
**[17:27] Mei**
You're under arrest for starting
a fire in an inhabited building!
**[17:30] Mei**
I'll interrogate you at my place!
***SIGN*** Ja
**[17:32] Jashin**
Wait, why?
**[17:34] Mei**
Hey, a pool!
**[17:35] Mei**
This is no time for work!
***SIGN*** Ja
**[17:39] Jashin**
Don't wear a swimsuit under
your uniform to go patrolling!
**[17:45] Mei**
That sun is just criminal.
**[17:47] Mei**
Maybe if I put some more
sunspots in it, it'll cool down a bit.
**[17:52] Jashin**
Hey! What if you hit it and make it mad?!
**[17:55] Yurine**
Mei-san, please don't fire your gun here.
**[17:58] Yurine**
You'll make the neighbors worry.
**[18:00] Mei**
I'm sorry...
**[18:02] Mei**
Orochimaru, make me feel better!
**[18:04] Jashin**
O-On my pride as a noble of Hell,
**[18:07] Jashin**
I'm making grilled corn
and yakisoba right now!
**[18:09] Jashin**
So play with the others!
**[18:12] Mei**
Aw...
***SIGN*** What's this? A pool?
***SIGN*** Mother!
**[18:16] Three**
Lierre-sama!
***SIGN*** Yurine-chan, I heard that you often help my daughter study,
***SIGN*** so I brought some drinks over to thank you...
**[18:25] Lierre**
*P-Pool...*
**[18:28] Lierre**
*Dolphin...*
***SIGN*** Since you're here, why don't you get in?
**[18:32] Lierre**
Wh-Why should I do something so childish?
**[18:37] Yurine**
The more, the merrier. Go on in.
**[18:41] Lierre**
Oh, fine.
**[18:50] Poporon**
Hey, cut that out!
**[18:53] Mei**
I can't lose at that game!
**[18:54] Pekola**
You can't use that!
**[18:57] Lierre**
*Dolphin...*
**[19:01] Miku**
How do I open this?
**[19:07] Jashin**
It's done! Eat up, all of you!
**[19:10] Pekola**
I couldn't be more grateful!
**[19:12] All**
Let's eat!
**[19:22] Pekola**
I'm so full. What bliss.
**[19:27] Yurine**
Thanks for doing all this
when it's so hot out.
**[19:30] Medusa**
Thank you, Jashin-chan!
**[19:32] Minos**
Thanks!
***SIGN*** This was really fun!
**[19:35] Jashin**
C-Come on, don't make this weird!
**[19:38] Jashin**
All I did was entertain you
on my pride as a noble of Hell.
**[19:41] Jashin**
When you guys thank me this much,
I get scared something bad's gonna happen.
**[19:48] Minos**
What the heck?
**[19:49] Yurine**
Yeah, because you know
you behave badly all the time.
**[19:52] Ecute**
You can put me down.
**[19:54] Atre**
Did you really not want to join them?
**[19:56] Ecute**
Why should I do that?
**[19:58] Ecute**
I only came to see what
Hanazono Yurine was doing.
**[20:01] Ecute**
Let's go.
**[20:05] DevilA**
Meanwhile, in outer space...
**[20:21] Jashin**
What the heck?!
***SIGN*** Jashin-chan! Use your pride as a noble of Hell to do something!
**[20:27] Jashin**
"Something"? I can't do anything about that!
**[20:30] Pekola**
Lierre-sama, please help us!
***SIGN*** Playing in the pool made her sleepy.
**[20:35] Pekola**
Please, God!
***SIGN*** God
**[20:38] Yurine**
Jashin-chan.
**[20:39] Jashin**
Huh?
**[20:40] Yurine**
You *can* do it.
**[20:45] Minos**
Jashin-chan!
**[20:46] Medusa**
Jashin-chan!
**[20:47] Miku**
Noble of Hell! Noble of Hell!
**[20:51] All**
Noble of Hell! Noble of Hell!
**[20:54] All**
Noble of Hell! Noble of Hell!
**[20:58] Jashin**
I... I will.
**[20:58] All**
Noble of Hell! Noble of Hell!
**[21:01] Jashin**
Jashin-chan, the noble of Hell,
**[21:03] Jashin**
on her pride as a noble of Hell,
**[21:05] Jashin**
will be your savior!
***SIGN*** Jashin-chan!
***SIGN*** I now bestow upon you the True Dropkick that's been so evasive in the anime!
***SIGN*** That's it!
**[21:17] Jashin**
I have to enter a command?!
***SIGN*** I thought it was supposed to take 80 years to learn...
***SIGN*** That
seemed
easy?
**[21:23] Jashin**
Thanks, Sensei! Here I go!
**[21:31] Jashin**
I'll show the whole universe my
reclaimed pride as a noble of Hell!
**[21:37] Jashin**
This is who Jashin-chan is!
**[21:40] Jashin**
I'll protect my second hometown of Jinbocho,
**[21:42] Jashin**
the spirit of my Jashin-chan Dropkick,
**[21:44] Jashin**
and the hometown tax system!
**[21:47] All**
Jashin-chan!
**[21:54] Jashin**
Bring it on, sun. I'm the one you'll be fighting!
**[21:58] Jashin**
Jashin-chan Dropkick X!
**[22:01] Jashin**
The most precious thing in this world is...
**[22:05] Jashin**
love!