Season 3 - Dropkick on My Devil!!! X

E1 - Armageddon Karuta X

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[00:05] DevilA
    Her name is Hanazono Yurine.
[00:09] DevilA
    She is the most powerful
    necromancer in this land,
[00:13] DevilA
    and the one who conveys the
    wishes of the devil to the people;
[00:16] DevilA
    the guardian of blood passed
    down from days long past.
[00:20] DevilA
    The people fear her,
    calling her by this name:
[00:24] DevilA
    Black Xavier, the Evangelist of the Devil.
[00:30] Yurine
    At least...
[00:31] Yurine
    That's what I fantasized at one time.
[00:36] Yurine
    But then, one day, I summoned her.
[00:41] Yurine
    A wicked devil.
    The very embodiment of evil.
[00:50] Jashin
    Welcome home, Yurine.
[00:54] Yurine
    Thanks, Jashin-chan.
[00:56] Yurine
    Yes, this is that devil. No matter how
    you look at her, she's clearly a devil.
[01:01] Yurine
    This part especially is
    unmistakably devilish.
[01:05] Yurine
    I bought the minced meat cutlets you like.
[01:08] Yurine
    We can have them for dinner tonight.
[01:11] Jashin
    An opening!
[01:12] Jashin
    Die, Yurine!
[01:14] Jashin
    This time... This time...
    This time, you will die!
[01:18] Jashin
    If I kill you, my summoner,
    I can go back to Hell!
[01:22] Jashin
    Third time's the charm!
    This time, I'll kill you for sure!
[01:26] Jashin
    Taste my ultimate killer move!
     Jashin-chan Dropkick!
[01:36] Jashin
    Huh? I... hit her?
[01:39] Jashin
    I really did it?
[01:43] Jashin
    It took until the third season,
    but at last, I've beaten Yur—
[01:46] Yurine
    Okay...
[01:47] Yurine
    How many times do you
    have to try to kill me?
[01:52] Yurine
    Maybe I'll hold on to these
    minced meat cutlets for a while.
[01:57] Jashin
    Forgive me! Forgive me, Yurine!
[02:00] Jashin
    Please forgive me, Yurine!
[02:10] Yurine
    Heh.
[02:12] Yurine
    Dropkick on My Devil!! X...
[02:15] Both
    ...begins now!
[03:53] Yurine
    What's that serious look all about?
[03:56] Jashin
    For our third anime adaptation,
     Dropkick on My Devil!! X,
[04:01] Jashin
    I've decided to present
    my character differently.
[04:04] Jashin
    From now on, Jashin-chan
    is going to be serious.
[04:07] Yurine
    I see. So you're going for a
    different taste. Interesting idea.
[04:15] Yurine
    Hey, maybe I'll change my character, too.
[04:20] Yurine
    I like everything to be beautiful.
[04:25] Yurine
    Maybe this is how I'll stay for the
    whole of Dropkick on My Devil!! X.
[04:29] Minos
    Jashin-chan!
SIGN    Beef
[04:31] Minos
    Let's play video games!
[04:33] Medusa
    I bought some Fresh Moon cakes!
SIGN    We're here to visit.
SIGN    Beef
[04:36] Yurine
    Oh, my. All of your art
    has changed, as well.
[04:40] Yurine
    Minos, you appear to be in
    a children's cartoon style.
[04:43] Yurine
    You give the impression
    of a healthy, fiery youth.
[04:45] Yurine
    Medusa, your appearance was
    always based on a 90s style,
[04:49] Yurine
    but it's leaning that way even more now.
[04:52] Yurine
    And Per-chan, your soft, graceful look is
    like something out of Last Fantasy.
[04:57] Minos
    Yeah, before I knew it,
    this is how I was drawn!
[05:01] Poporon
    Hello, it's Genesis!
[05:03] Poporon
    I brought your two sets of ramen
    with half orders of fried rice!
SIGN    Wow, Poporon-chan, you look like you're straight out of a shojo manga.
[05:12] Poporon
    Really?
[05:13] Poporon
    I don't feel like I've changed that much...
[05:15] Minos
    Yeah, you looked like a shojo
    manga character to begin with!
[05:30] Yurine
    She's eating so nice and quiet.
[05:33] Medusa
    Jashin-chan seems unusually serious today.
[05:36] Pino
    Hanazono-san!
[05:37] Pino
    I looked in your bathroom mirror before my
     shower, and saw that I look like this now!
[05:42] Medusa
    Pino-chan looks about the same as always.
[05:46] Yurine
    No, look closer.
[05:48] Yurine
    The more adult features that we've
    tried to keep to a minimum in this show
[05:52] Yurine
    are much more pronounced on her now.
[05:57] Poporon
    Because she came out here in her underwear?
[06:00] Tex
    Thank
    You for
    the Meal
[06:00] Tex
    Thank
    You for
    the Meal
[06:01] Pekola
    Bread crusts are delicious!
[06:06] Pekola
    Oh, you're all here?
[06:09] Minos
    Pekola-chan and Beth look like
    characters from a Showa-era gag manga!
[06:14] Poporon
    Pekola-sama, look how much you've shrunk.
[06:17] Pekola
    Have I?
[06:20] Ran
    Ni hao!
[06:21] Kyon
    How are you all doing?
[06:22] Minos
    Whoa! They're from a tearjerker game!
[06:24] Yurine
    I wonder if they're sick or something.
[06:27] Ran
    No, not at all!
[06:28] Kyon
    We're healthy and strong!
    And we love taiyaki!
[06:33] Yurine
    You haven't said anything or
    made any snappy comebacks at all.
SIGN    Keeping
    Quiet
SIGN    Keeping
    Quiet
[06:41] Yurine
    I don't think just staying quiet
    constitutes being serious...
[06:46] Minos
    Per-chan, you even look
    cute in that graceful style!
[06:46] Poporon
    Pekola-sama, you're so tiny.
[06:48] Pekola
    Indeed, indeed.
[06:51] Yurine
    This is such a chaotic sight...
[06:55] Yurine
    I think our visuals need
    to be consistent after all.
[06:58] Yurine
    Everyone, go back to the way you
    were by the end of the eyecatch.
[07:02] All
    Okay!
[07:02] Mino
    'Kay!
[07:03] Pekola
    Got it!
[07:04] Pino
    I sure want to...
[07:05] Poporon
    But we can't?
[07:11] DevilA
    Moo.
SIGN    Moo
[07:15] DevilA
    This is Jinbocho in Chiyoda Ward.
[07:17] DevilA
    Happy New Year, everyone!
[07:24] Pekola
    My Lord, I am yet again
    about to commit a sin.
[07:29] Pekola
    I have accepted an invitation from the witch
    to once more set foot in the Sabbat's domicile...
[07:37] (Flashback) Yurine
    It's New Year's,
    so come over for some ozoni.
[07:42] Pekola
    Ozoni...
[07:44] Pekola
    Well, it is New Year's.
    I'm sure my Lord will forgive me!
[07:50] DevilA
    Your "Lord" is not a Shinto god!
SIGN    A warm meal
    with a warm family
    was the hallucination I saw
SIGN    I don't turn to stone
    even if I look at Medusa,
    thanks to the bracelet
    I bought at a stall in Akiba
SIGN    Not bad
    for a
    pig
[07:57] Yurine
    It's still a little too early to eat,
[07:59] Yurine
    so let's play some karuta
    to work up an appetite.
[08:02] Ran
    Do your best, Kyon-Kyon!
[08:04] Kyon
    Okay!
[08:05] Poporon
    Isn't karuta kind of childish?
[08:07] Pino
    I won't lose to you, Poporon.
[08:09] Pino
    If I'm so weak I lose to the likes of you,
[08:10] Minos
    I haven't played karuta since grade school.
[08:11] Pino
    pursuers from Heaven
    would overcome me easily.
SIGN    I'm a little worried I might get hurt.
[08:15] Jashin
    Hah! You weakling. You'll make your
    teacher in Hell cry, talking like that.
[08:16] Pino
    So I can't afford to lose now.
[08:19] Pino
    That's right.
SIGN    What makes my mother cry is having a useless student who can't even go back to Hell.
[08:23] Pino
    I mean, it's true, isn't it?
    I can't afford to lose.
[08:26] Jashin
    You impertinent brat! If you weren't
    Sensei's daughter, I'd beat you to a pulp!
SIGN    You didn't forget about when you broke my leg, did you?
[08:35] Yurine
    The new year is young.
    Don't start fighting already.
[08:39] Jashin
    Still...
[08:40] Jashin
    By complete chance, this has turned into a
    battle between devils, angels, and humans.
[08:45] Jashin
    One could call this a
    practice run for Armageddon.
[08:49] Jashin
    I can't lose when the
    new year's just begun!
[08:52] Yurine
    You'd better not cheat.
[08:54] Jashin
    Huh? Well, of course I won't...
[08:57] Jashin
    And you know, if you
    damage a child's self-esteem
[09:00] Jashin
    by saying that before they even start
    playing, you'll never be a good parent.
[09:03] Yurine
    I told you, I'm never going to be a parent.
[09:06] Medusa
    Okay, I'll start reading now.
[09:08] Medusa
    "Not bad for a pig."
[09:10] Jashin
    "Not..." "Not..."
[09:10] Kyon
    Hmm, where is it?
[09:12] Yurine
    There!
[09:14] Pekola
    Th-That was fast!
[09:17] Minos
    That was amazing, Yurine-chan!
[09:17] Jashin
    H-How is she so fast?
    Is that kind of speed even human?
[09:22] Medusa
    I'll read the next one now.
[09:24] Medusa
    "A warm meal with a warm family
    was the hallucination I saw."
[09:28] Pekola
    Here!
[09:29] Yurine
    Well done.
[09:32] Medusa
    "Little cyclops is
    short-lived and panty-free."
[09:37] Kyon
    Aiya!
SIGN    Aw, she beat me to it.
[09:41] Ran
    Nice one, Kyon-Kyon!
[09:42] Medusa
    "Before her departure at 8 AM,
    Azusa 2's last words were 'forever dream.'"
SIGN    Oh, there it is!
SIGN    Huh?
SIGN    Jashin-chan?
[09:53] Jashin
    Azusa 2... It was all Yurine's fault...
[09:57] Yurine
    It was your fault.
[09:58] Jashin
    If you hadn't dodged my attack...
[10:00] Minos
    Yeah, that was Jashin-chan's fault.
SIGN    It really was.
[10:04] Medusa
    I'll read the next one now.
[10:07] Medusa
    "The assassin that popped out of the
    closet was a moronic fallen angel."
[10:11] Medusa
    "The halo she lost was
    taken out with the trash,
[10:13] Medusa
    and now she can't go home,
    so she lives in a box."
SIGN    Ah, found it!
[10:18] Pekola
    Without my halo, I can't use my
    powers or even go back to Heaven...
[10:24] Pino
    And because you're such a moron,
[10:27] Pino
    even those of us who came to finish
    you off got dragged down with you.
[10:30] Poporon
    All because you're such a moron.
[10:34] Medusa
    U-Uh...
[10:37] Medusa
    "Door L2 leads to the secluded
    Philippine region of El Nido."
[10:40] Jashin
    Where is it? Where is it?!
SIGN    Door L2 leads to
    the secluded
    Philippine region of
    El Nido
[10:44] Pekola
    There!
[10:46] Jashin
    Hey. What do you think you're doing?
[10:50] Pekola
    Huh? I just took the card.
    Isn't that the point of the game?
[10:54] Jashin
    You stupid fallen angel!
    Let me get one already!
[10:57] Pekola
    Let you get one? But you
    hadn't even spotted that one.
[11:01] Jashin
    What was that?!
[11:04] Minos
    Hey, c'mon, don't fight.
SIGN    You're still such a short-tempered devil.
[11:08] Jashin
    Ugh! I hate you all!
[11:11] Jashin
    Medusa! Next!
[11:12] Medusa
    O-Okay...
[11:14] Medusa
    "Green onion stolen.
    A 100-yen coin left in its place."
[11:18] Jashin
    Where is it? "Green onion..."
    Where's "green onion"?
[11:23] Jashin
    Green onion!
[11:24] Miku
    Shopping! Shopping!
[11:27] Jashin
    You!
[11:30] Jashin
    Green onion stolen!
[11:31] Miku
    Wh-What?
[11:33] Jashin
    And you get 100 yen for it!
[11:38] Miku
    I bought that green onion
    for 90 yen, so it's all good.
[11:42] Jashin
    I got the green onion!
[11:44] Yurine
    You're supposed to get the card,
    not an actual green onion.
[11:49] Jashin
    Argh! Next time... Next time!
SIGN    Jashin-chan swore
    she would win
    next time, but...
[11:53] DevilA
    Jashin-chan swore she
    would win next time, but...
SIGN    Our holy idol
    lives and works
    at Genesis,
    wearing straw sandals
SIGN    Our holy idol
    lives and works
    at Genesis,
    wearing straw sandals
[11:58] Medusa
    "Our holy idol lives and works at
    Genesis, wearing straw sandals."
SIGN    Our holy idol
    lives and works
    at Genesis,
    wearing straw sandals
SIGN    Our holy idol
    lives and works
    at Genesis,
    wearing straw sandals
SIGN    Our holy idol
    lives and works
    at Genesis,
    wearing straw sandals
SIGN    Our holy idol
    lives and works
    at Genesis,
    wearing straw sandals
SIGN    Our holy idol
    lives and works
    at Genesis,
    wearing straw sandals
SIGN    Our holy idol
    lives and works
    at Genesis,
    wearing straw sandals
SIGN    Our holy idol
    lives and works
    at Genesis,
    wearing straw sandals
SIGN    Our holy idol
    lives and works
    at Genesis,
    wearing straw sandals
SIGN    Everyone is
    surely waiting
    for the tsuchinoko's
    sexy scene
SIGN    Our holy idol
    lives and works
    at Genesis,
    wearing straw sandals
SIGN    Everyone is
    surely waiting
    for the tsuchinoko's
    sexy scene
SIGN    Our holy idol
    lives and works
    at Genesis,
    wearing straw sandals
SIGN    Everyone is
    surely waiting
    for the tsuchinoko's
    sexy scene
SIGN    Our holy idol
    lives and works
    at Genesis,
    wearing straw sandals
SIGN    Everyone is
    surely waiting
    for the tsuchinoko's
    sexy scene
SIGN    Our holy idol
    lives and works
    at Genesis,
    wearing straw sandals
SIGN    Everyone is
    surely waiting
    for the tsuchinoko's
    sexy scene
[12:03] Poporon
    Here!
SIGN    Our holy idol
    lives and works
    at Genesis,
    wearing straw sandals
SIGN    Everyone is
    surely waiting
    for the tsuchinoko's
    sexy scene
SIGN    Everyone is
    surely waiting
    for the tsuchinoko's
    sexy scene
[12:03] Medusa
    "Everyone is surely waiting for
    the tsuchinoko's sexy scene."
SIGN    Everyone is
    surely waiting
    for the tsuchinoko's
    sexy scene
SIGN    Everyone is
    surely waiting
    for the tsuchinoko's
    sexy scene
SIGN    Everyone is
    surely waiting
    for the tsuchinoko's
    sexy scene
SIGN    Everyone is
    surely waiting
    for the tsuchinoko's
    sexy scene
SIGN    Everyone is
    surely waiting
    for the tsuchinoko's
    sexy scene
SIGN    Everyone is
    surely waiting
    for the tsuchinoko's
    sexy scene
SIGN    Everyone is
    surely waiting
    for the tsuchinoko's
    sexy scene
SIGN    Everyone is
    surely waiting
    for the tsuchinoko's
    sexy scene
SIGN    Everyone is
    surely waiting
    for the tsuchinoko's
    sexy scene
[12:07] Kyon
    Got it!
[12:08] Medusa
    "I don't turn to stone, even if I look at Medusa,
SIGN    I don't turn to stone
    even if I look at Medusa,
    thanks to the bracelet
    I bought at a stall in Akiba
SIGN    I don't turn to stone
    even if I look at Medusa,
    thanks to the bracelet
    I bought at a stall in Akiba
SIGN    I don't turn to stone
    even if I look at Medusa,
    thanks to the bracelet
    I bought at a stall in Akiba
SIGN    I don't turn to stone
    even if I look at Medusa,
    thanks to the bracelet
    I bought at a stall in Akiba
SIGN    I don't turn to stone
    even if I look at Medusa,
    thanks to the bracelet
    I bought at a stall in Akiba
SIGN    I don't turn to stone
    even if I look at Medusa,
    thanks to the bracelet
    I bought at a stall in Akiba
SIGN    "Lonely me"
    and "sashimi"
    sound alike
[12:11] Medusa
    thanks to the bracelet I
    bought at a stall in Akiba."
SIGN    I don't turn to stone
    even if I look at Medusa,
    thanks to the bracelet
    I bought at a stall in Akiba
SIGN    "Lonely me"
    and "sashimi"
    sound alike
SIGN    I don't turn to stone
    even if I look at Medusa,
    thanks to the bracelet
    I bought at a stall in Akiba
SIGN    "Lonely me"
    and "sashimi"
    sound alike
SIGN    I don't turn to stone
    even if I look at Medusa,
    thanks to the bracelet
    I bought at a stall in Akiba
SIGN    "Lonely me"
    and "sashimi"
    sound alike
SIGN    I don't turn to stone
    even if I look at Medusa,
    thanks to the bracelet
    I bought at a stall in Akiba
SIGN    "Lonely me"
    and "sashimi"
    sound alike
SIGN    I don't turn to stone
    even if I look at Medusa,
    thanks to the bracelet
    I bought at a stall in Akiba
SIGN    "Lonely me"
    and "sashimi"
    sound alike
[12:13] Yurine
    Here.
SIGN    I don't turn to stone
    even if I look at Medusa,
    thanks to the bracelet
    I bought at a stall in Akiba
SIGN    "Lonely me"
    and "sashimi"
    sound alike
SIGN    "Lonely me"
    and "sashimi"
    sound alike
SIGN    "Lonely me"
    and "sashimi"
    sound alike
[12:14] Medusa
    "'Lonely me' and 'sashimi' sound alike."
SIGN    "Lonely me"
    and "sashimi"
    sound alike
SIGN    "Lonely me"
    and "sashimi"
    sound alike
SIGN    "Lonely me"
    and "sashimi"
    sound alike
SIGN    "Lonely me"
    and "sashimi"
    sound alike
SIGN    "Lonely me"
    and "sashimi"
    sound alike
SIGN    "Lonely me"
    and "sashimi"
    sound alike
[12:16] Pino
    Here!
[12:17] Pino
    Now that I'm giving karuta a try,
     it's actually quite fun.
SIGN    Devil A
[12:22] DevilA
    Jashin-chan can't even get a single card.
SIGN    Devil A
SIGN    Jashin-chan
    can't even get
    a single card
[12:27] Jashin
    Th-This is bad.
[12:29] Jashin
    If this keeps up, I'll lose.
[12:31] Jashin
    There's no need to get serious
    over a silly game like this,
[12:34] Jashin
    but as a devil, losing cannot be tolerated!
[12:37] Jashin
    Maybe it's about time I taught
    these guys how cruel reality is.
[12:42] Medusa
    "Almond Shot, Almond Shot,
    Under Almond Shot."
[12:46] Pekola
    Found it!
SIGN    Wham
[12:48] Jashin
    Whoops! My hand slipped!
SIGN    Wham
[12:52] Pekola
    Wh-What was that for?!
[12:54] Yurine
    You actually cheated, didn't you?
[12:56] Jashin
    That wasn't cheating. My hand just slipped.
[13:00] Yurine
    You know what'll happen if
    you do that again, don't you?
[13:04] Jashin
    Of course I do!
SIGN    She has no idea, does she?
[13:07] Minos
    Nope.
[13:08] Jashin
    Medusa! Read the next card already!
[13:11] Medusa
    Okay...
[13:12] Medusa
    "Heh. This is my second deadly move after
    my deadly dropkick, Royal Copenhagen."
[13:19] Medusa
    "I named it after the Danish porcelain
    manufacturer because it sounded cool."
SIGN    Heh. This is my second deadly move
     after my deadly dropkick,
    Royal Copenhagen. I named it after
    the Danish porcelain manufacturer
     because it sounded cool.
[13:24] Jashin
    You're not getting this one! Second
    deadly move: Royal Copenhagen!
[13:28] Jashin
    Whoops! My hand slipped again!
[13:31] Jashin
    What?!
[13:34] Jashin
    I don't think so!
[13:35] Yurine
    Ow, hot!
[13:36] Jashin
    All mine!
SIGN    Heh. This is my second deadly move
     after my deadly dropkick,
    Royal Copenhagen. I named it after
    the Danish porcelain manufacturer
     because it sounded cool.
[13:38] Jashin
    Gotcha!
SIGN    Heh. This is my second deadly move
     after my deadly dropkick,
    Royal Copenhagen. I named it after
    the Danish porcelain manufacturer
     because it sounded cool.
SIGN    Heh. This is my second deadly move
     after my deadly dropkick,
    Royal Copenhagen. I named it after
    the Danish porcelain manufacturer
     because it sounded cool.
[13:41] Jashin
    "Ow, hot!" she said.
[13:43] Jashin
    I guess my eye beams are pretty hot, Pekola.
[13:47] Pekola
    Uh-huh...
[13:49] Medusa
    This just turned really scary...
SIGN    "Niozoni" contains
     the word "ozoni"
[13:53] Medusa
    Oh, this is the last card.
SIGN    "Niozoni" contains
     the word "ozoni"
[13:57] Medusa
    "'Niozoni' contains the word 'ozoni.'"
[14:00] Yurine
    Here.
[14:01] Yurine
    The karuta game is now over.
[14:04] Yurine
    Now it's time to prepare the ozoni.
[14:07] Yurine
    Right, Jashin-chan?
[14:10] Jashin
    Huh?
[14:11] Jashin
    Oh... Right.
[14:16] Minos
    This ozoni is so good!
[14:18] Medusa
    Y-Yes, it's great.
[14:21] Pekola
    It's absolutely delicious!
[14:24] Pekola
    I can't breathe! M-My eyes!
SIGN    Careful!
[14:34] Pekola
    You saved me.
[14:37] Kyon
    Is it yummy, Onee-chan?
[14:39] Ran
    Hao chi!
SIGN    That was a close call.
[14:42] Minos
    I think this is gonna be another great year!
[14:43] Poporon
    What are we going to do with you, Pekola-sama?
[14:44] Medusa
    Uh, yeah...
[14:46] Yurine
    Well? Have you seen the error of your ways?
[14:49] Jashin
    Yes! Yes! I have!
[14:51] Yurine
    Really? Then I'll let you eat some ozoni.
SIGN    Splat
[14:58] Jashin
    Ow, hot!
SIGN    Smack
[15:00] Yurine
    Here you go. Have some piping-hot mochi.
[15:04] Jashin
    P-Please stop...
[15:06] Yurine
    What? You want more?
[15:08] Yurine
    Okay, then. I'll give you lots more.
[15:12] Jashin
    Hot!
[15:13] Yurine
    Yes, the mochi is hot, isn't it?
[15:15] Yurine
    I wonder which is hotter,
    this or your eye beams...
[15:21] Yurine
    How about a steaming-hot green onion next?
[15:25] Jashin
    Hot!
SIGN    m 0 10 l 100 0 100 100 0 100
SIGN    Orphanage
    Iron Commando
[15:30] Teacher
    Okay, everyone, pay attention.
[15:32] Teacher
    This is Lierre-chan,
    your new friend starting today.
[15:37] Lierre
    Nice to meet all of you. My name is Lierre.
[15:40] Lierre
    I hope we'll all be friends.
[15:42] Kid1
    Nice to meet you!
[15:43] Kid2
    Nice to meet ya!
[15:44] Daichi
    Hey, Lierre-chan, which
    ***** color is your favorite?
[15:47] Lierre
    A ***** Monster , huh?
[15:50] Lierre

    Hmm... I guess I'd say Lead.
[15:53] Daichi*
    How cool!
[15:57] Pekola
    The sky is the color of lead.
[15:59] Pekola
    The weather is so dreary,
    just like my heart.
[16:05] Pekola
    This is the last of my food for today...
[16:09] Pekola
    Maybe tonight I'll finally go
    back to nature's salad bar...
[16:13] Pekola
    If I recall, Chinese plantain,
    wood sorrel, and sow thistle grow there.
[16:18] Guy
    She's literally talking
    about eating roadside grass.
SIGN    Horsetail
[16:24] Pekola
    I wish I had some ramen...
[16:27] Lierre
    Hup.
[16:33] Pekola
    I haven't seen her around here before.
[16:38] Lierre
    This land is rife with conflict and hatred.
[16:43] Lierre
    Do you not agree?
[16:45] Pekola
    Huh? Uh, yes...
[16:49] Lierre
    Long ago, I destroyed the
    corrupt human race with a flood.
[16:53] Lierre
    I suppose history does repeat itself.
[16:56] Pekola
    Do you like the Bible?
[16:59] Pekola
    What an admirable child you are.
[17:03] Lierre
    Honestly... You still don't get it, Pekola?
[17:06] Pekola
    Wha—
[17:07] Pekola
    How do you know my name?!
[17:09] Pekola
    Is it written on me somewhere?!
[17:13] Lierre
    I don't know if you're just
    pretending to be dumb,
[17:15] Lierre
    or if falling to Earth
    really did make you dumb...
[17:21] Pekola
    Wait, are you... I mean,
    might you actually be...
[17:25] Pekola
    My Lord, Lierre-sama?!
[17:29] Lierre
    You finally figured it out?
[17:31] Pekola
    Why have you taken this form?
[17:33] Pekola
    I remember you looking more like...
     well... a mature woman.
[17:37] Lierre
    What do you mean, "mature"?!
    I'm still young!
[17:40] Pekola
    I-I'm sorry!
[17:42] Lierre
    This form is more convenient.
[17:45] Lierre
    No one suspects the child.
[17:49] Pekola
    You finally...
[17:51] Pekola
    You finally came to take me home!
[17:54] Pekola
    I'm so glad! I won't have to
    go to the salad bar anymore!
[17:59] Guy
    I see.
[18:01] Guy
    So you're leaving, huh?
[18:05] Lierre
    No, you'll still need to
    rely on the salad bar.
[18:08] Pekola
    Huh?
[18:08] Guy
    Yay.
[18:10] Lierre
    I'm here because...
[18:13] Lierre
    it's time to give this world
    another deep cleaning.
[18:20] Lierre
    We decided it at a meeting of the gods.
[18:23] Lierre
    If we allow the corrupt human race to keep
    on living, they'll only pollute the world.
[18:28] Pekola
    Oh, no!
[18:29] Pekola
    If you do that, Dropkick on My Devil!! X
     will end after only one episode,
[18:33] Pekola
    even after it was finally
    successfully crowdfunded!
[18:37] Texxt
    End
[18:38] Pekola
    No, no, no.
[18:38] Texxt
    End
[18:38] Texxt
    End
[18:38] Texxt
    End
[18:40] Pekola
    There are still many good
    humans in this world.
[18:43] Pekola
    Would you leave all of them to die?!
[18:50] Pekola
    I do recall that there were some
    among the gods who hated humans...
[18:55] Pekola
    But I thought you loved humans!
[19:00] Lierre
    I've watched this world from
    up in Heaven for a long time.
[19:05] Lierre
    Then I grew fed up,
[19:07] Lierre
    and my thoughts on it changed.
[19:10] Lierre
    Too many humans act only
    in their own self-interest,
[19:13] Lierre
    and I cannot allow it to continue.
[19:16] Pekola
    My Lord...
[19:18] Lierre
    But...
[19:19] Pekola
    But?
[19:20] Lierre
    First, I want to try
    living as the humans do.
[19:25] Mom
    What should we have for dinner tonight?
[19:27] Guy
    How about some grass?
[19:30] Lierre
    I came to this world
    alone in order to do that.
[19:36] Pekola
    So that's why...
[19:39] Lierre
    And...
[19:40] Lierre
    I also need to get rid of the three of you,
    who betrayed Heaven and colluded with devils.
SIGN    Fallen
SIGN    Angel
SIGN    Trio
[19:47] Pekola
    So that really is a part of it, then...
[19:50] Jashin
    I heard everything.
[19:54] Lierre
    Where did you come from?
[19:56] Jashin
    Heya, slay ya, love and throb and kiss ya.
[19:59] Jashin
    And who do you think you are,
    talking like you're so much better than us?
[20:04] Jashin
    Who cares about some
    stupid meeting of the gods?
[20:07] Jashin
    You don't get to just decide all that.
[20:09] Jashin
    If you want to destroy humanity,
    you'll have to go through me first.
[20:14] Jashin
    Pachinko, arcades,
    boat racing, cycle racing,
[20:17] Jashin
    horse racing, poker, mahjong, cee-lo,
[20:19] Jashin
    hanafuda, , and ...
[20:23] Jashin

    I can't let this world be destroyed.
[20:27] Lierre

    Are you the devil who's
    become Pekola's friend?
[20:30] Pekola**
    N-No, I wouldn't call her a friend...
[20:32] Jashin
    That's right!
[20:36] Jashin
    I don't care if you're some god from Heaven
     or wherever. I'm gonna throttle you.
[20:41] Jashin
    After all, I'm Jashin and
    I'm a god of Hell myself.
[20:44] Pekola
    Don't! You can't beat her!
[20:48] Jashin
    What? She's that strong?
[20:50] Jashin
    Maybe I won't, then!
[20:52] Lierre
    You truly are an inferior race.
[20:53] Yurine
    Hey! Jashin-chan!
SIGN    Hey!
    Jashin-chan!
[20:57] Yurine
    You put a sandwich in a clear file
    and left it in the drawer again!
[21:02] Jashin
    Ack! Yurine!
[21:03] Yurine
    Why do you keep doing the
    same thing over and over?!
SIGN    No Peeking
[23:03] DevilA
    Nice! This is sure to send
    our ratings through the roof—
[23:10] Pino
    Greetings, everyone.
[23:12] Pino
    This is Pino, the winner of the grand
    prize in the Heaven Baking Contest.
[23:17] Pino
    Today, I'm going to bake a
    delicious treat for all of you.
[23:21] Pino
    Let's see... Which container was the sugar in?
[23:25] Pino
    Oh? And this one... And this one, too...
[23:29] Pino
    Next time on Dropkick on My Devil!! X,
     episode 2: "All the Pills Are Hard Candies."
[23:37] Pino
    Really. All of them are hard candies.

E2 - All the Pills Are Hard Candies

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[01:33] Pino
    Something's wrong.
[01:35] Pino
    Pursuers from Heaven should've come
    after me by now, but there's no sign of any.
[01:42] Pino
    Wait...
[01:42] Pino
    Maybe a pursuer's already here,
[01:45] Pino
    and they're hiding in this room
    somewhere, just watching me.
[01:50] Pino
    Somewhere in this room...
[01:53] Pino
    They're laughing at me, thinking they
    could kill me anytime they wanted.
[01:57] Pino
    Laughing at me...
[02:00] Shadow
    I could kill you anytime I wanted.
[02:04] Pino
    Where?! Where are you?!
[02:06] Pino
    In here?!
[02:07] Pino
    In here?!
[02:08] Pino
    Or... in here?!
[02:13] Pino
    Okay, I guess they couldn't be in here.
[02:20] Pino
    I'm... I'm scared.
[02:22] Pino
    So scared, I'm going crazy.
[02:26] Pino
    Someone...
[02:28] Pino
    Someone please stay with me!
[02:31] Pino
    I'm scared!
[02:35] SIGN
    Nutrient-Packed
[02:35] SIGN
    Stomach Medicine
[02:43] SIGN
    Pino : Mental Strength
[02:44] SIGN
    Devil A : Life
[02:45] DevilA
    You should always make sure your
    surroundings are safe when healing.
[02:51] SIGN
    Awaiting Retrieval
[02:55] Pino
    I'm calm now.
[02:57] Pino
    If Poporon saw me like this,
    she'd make fun of me for sure.
[03:02] Poporon
    Wow, talk about sad.
[03:02] SIGN
    Wow
[03:03] SIGN
    Talk
    about
    sad
[03:07] Pino
    There was never anything to fear.
[03:09] Pino
    If pursuers come for me, all I need to
    do is make the devils fight each other.
[03:13] Pino
    That's why I'm being friendly with
    them while I work as custodian here.
[03:20] Pino
    When my halo regenerates,
    I'll lead a rebellion and kill our Lord.
[03:24] Pino
    Then I'll reign over Heaven,
    destroy the humans and devils,
[03:30] Pino
    and become the new Lord.
[03:32] Pino
    My plan is flawless.
[03:36] Pino
    What was I even afraid of?
[03:41] Pino
    Oh, my face looks awful.
[03:45] SIGN
    Smile
[03:45] SIGN
    Smile
[03:46] Pino
    Yes! Very cute!
[03:49] Pino
    Nothing suits me better than a smile.
[03:52] Pino
    Now, then. Time for a change of outlook.
    I'll make cupcakes to take to Pekola-sama.
[04:02] DevilA
    Did you think this was medicine?
[04:04] DevilA
    It's Pino's pill-shaped hard candies!
[04:06] SIGN
    Don't
    Eat
[04:06] SIGN
    Too
    Many
[04:12] Pino
    I'll make myself feel better by
    looking at Pekola-sama's dopey face.
[04:17] Yurine
    Why do you keep doing the
    same thing over and over?!
[04:30] Yurine
    Oh, no! I'm so sorry!
[04:32] Pino
    Is that... Lierre-sama?
[04:34] Pino
    It can't be... but...
[04:34] Jashin
    Hoo boy. You can't pin that one on me.
     She's really strong, apparently.
[04:36] Pino
    She looks different,
    but that's definitely Lierre-sama.
[04:39] Yurine
    What do we do? We have
    to get her to the hospital.
[04:42] Pino
    I-I need to hide!
[04:43] Pekola
    It's all right.
[04:45] Pekola
    There's no need to worry, Hanazono Yurine.
[04:47] Pekola
    That is my Lord, Lierre-sama.
[04:51] Yurine
    Your Lord? This little girl?
[04:53] Pekola
    She has taken the form of
     a child for certain reasons,
[04:56] Pekola
    but to her, a punch from a human
    is little more than a mosquito's bite.
[05:01] Pekola
    See?
[05:02] Yurine
    Are you sure she's all right?
[05:07] Yurine
    I see...
[05:08] Lierre
    So this is Hanazono Yurine?
[05:10] Lierre
    Not bad, for a human.
[05:14] Yurine
    Your nose is bleeding.
[05:16] SIGN
    Pfft
[05:17] Lierre
    It's nothing.
[05:19] Lierre
    I feel no pain from a human's
    punch. Not even a tickle.
[05:25] Pekola
    Um, your legs are trembling.
    Are you all right?
[05:29] Lierre
    They are not.
[05:30] Pekola
    You're sweating a lot, too.
[05:32] Lierre
    I am not.
[05:33] Jashin
    Pekola, is this little
    thing really that strong?
[05:37] Jashin
    Well? Well?
[05:39] Jashin
    She doesn't look that tough to me.
    I'll just kill her while I can.
[05:43] Pekola
    Wait!
[05:44] Pino
    Looks like she really is Lierre-sama.
[05:46] Pino
    But as long as she's in that form,
[05:48] Pino
    Jashin-chan-san might
    actually be able to kill her.
[05:51] Jashin
    Die, god of Heaven!
[05:53] Jashin
    I mean, Lierre-san!
[05:55] Jashin
    Take this! Jashin-chan Thanks You
    For the Crowdfunding Death Dropkick!
[05:56] SIGN
    Jashin-chan Thanks You For the crowdfunding Death Dropkick!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
[06:01] Lierre
    No, you die.
[06:02] Jashin
    Nope! I don't think so! I can't die yet!
[06:05] Jashin
    I haven't been to Kushino, Furano,
    Obihiro, or Minamishimabara yet!
[06:13] Jashin
    Ow.
[06:14] Pekola
    Y-Your tail!
[06:18] Pino
    Nope.
[06:19] Pino
    Even in the form of a child,
    she's still so powerful.
[06:22] Pino
    I'm sure I'd end up the same way.
[06:26] Pino
    Nope. Nope. Nope, nope.
[06:29] Pino
    Nope, nope, nope, nope, nope,
    nope, nope, nope, nope, nope, nope!
[06:32] Pino
    I can't!
[06:38] Jashin
    Damn it...
[06:40] Lierre
    You still want to fight?
[06:46] Jashin
    I...
[06:49] Jashin
    ...swear my loyalty to you.
[06:53] Jashin
    Use me as your right arm!
[06:55] Jashin
    And Yurine can be your left!
[06:57] Yurine
    You're a devil. Stop trying to
    enslave yourself to Heaven.
[07:01] Jashin
    If you kill Yurine, all of Jinbocho—
    no, the whole world will be yours!
[07:02] Lierre
    This is bad. Using my power
    drained me even more.
[07:06] Jashin
    Hey! Are you listening, Lierre-san?!
[07:12] Lierre
    Pekola.
[07:13] Lierre
    Tell Poporon and Pino that I was here,
[07:17] Lierre
    and that I look forward
    to seeing them again.
[07:21] Lierre
    Farewell.
[07:26] Pekola
    My Lord!
[07:27] Pekola
    What's the matter, my Lord?!
[07:29] Yurine
    She's not okay at all.
[07:31] Jashin
    Aw, so Lierre-san's actually a weakling.
[07:34] Jashin
    What I said before was a lie, Yurine.
[07:36] Jashin
    You're the only partner for me.
[07:39] Pekola
    What a silver tongue.
[07:41] Yurine
    It really is my fault.
[07:44] Pekola
    Shall I call an ambulance?
[07:46] Yurine
    Yeah, please do.
[07:47] DevilA
    The number to call for an ambulance is 119
    in Japan, 911 in America, and 999 in the UK.
[07:56] DevilA
    So in Hell, I guess it would
    be 666? Not that I'd know.
[08:07] Pino
    What in the world was I...
[08:11] Pino
    I had such a strange dream.
[08:13] Pino
    Imagine Lierre-sama coming
    all the way here on her own...
[08:17] Pino
    And getting punched out
    by Hanazono-san to boot?
[08:20] Pino
    It's inconceivable.
[08:22] SIGN
    Low Class
[08:22] SIGN
    Low Class
[08:25] SIGN
    Low Class
[08:25] SIGN
    Low Class
[08:25] SIGN
    Low Class
[08:25] SIGN
    Low Class
[08:28] Pino
    Inconceivable.
[08:37] Miku
    Poke, poke. Poke, poke.
[08:41] SIGN
    Teke Teke Yokai Jashin-chan
[08:58] Jashin
    Being seen in a sailor uniform
    is making me blush a little.
[09:01] SIGN
    Bl
[09:01] SIGN
    us
[09:01] SIGN
    Bl
[09:01] SIGN
    hi
[09:01] SIGN
    Bl
[09:01] SIGN
    us
[09:01] SIGN
    ng
[09:01] SIGN
    Bl
[09:01] SIGN
    hi
[09:01] SIGN
    Ja
[09:01] SIGN
    us
[09:01] Jashin
    Blush, blush. Blush, blush.
[09:01] SIGN
    us
[09:01] SIGN
    hi
[09:01] SIGN
    ng
[09:01] SIGN
    sh
[09:01] SIGN
    Bl
[09:01] SIGN
    hi
[09:01] SIGN
    Ja
[09:01] SIGN
    in
[09:01] SIGN
    ng
[09:01] SIGN
    us
[09:01] SIGN
    ng
[09:02] SIGN
    Ja
[09:02] SIGN
    sh
[09:02] SIGN
    -ch
[09:02] SIGN
    Bl
[09:02] SIGN
    hi
[09:02] SIGN
    Ja
[09:02] SIGN
    in
[09:02] SIGN
    an
[09:02] SIGN
    sh
[09:02] SIGN
    us
[09:02] SIGN
    ng
[09:02] SIGN
    sh
[09:02] SIGN
    in
[09:02] SIGN
    -ch
[09:02] SIGN
    Bl
[09:02] SIGN
    hi
[09:02] SIGN
    Ja
[09:02] SIGN
    in
[09:02] SIGN
    an
[09:02] SIGN
    -ch
[09:02] SIGN
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    ng
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[09:02] SIGN
    -ch
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    an
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    in
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[09:02] SIGN
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[09:02] SIGN
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[09:02] SIGN
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[09:02] SIGN
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[09:02] SIGN
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[09:02] SIGN
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[09:02] SIGN
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[09:03] SIGN
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[09:03] SIGN
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[09:03] SIGN
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    ng
[09:03] SIGN
    sh
[09:03] SIGN
    us
[09:03] SIGN
    -ch
[09:03] SIGN
    Ja
[09:03] SIGN
    in
[09:03] SIGN
    Bl
[09:03] SIGN
    hi
[09:03] SIGN
    an
[09:03] SIGN
    sh
[09:03] SIGN
    -ch
[09:03] SIGN
    us
[09:03] SIGN
    ng
[09:03] SIGN
    in
[09:03] SIGN
    an
[09:03] SIGN
    hi
[09:03] SIGN
    Ja
[09:03] SIGN
    Bl
[09:03] SIGN
    -ch
[09:03] SIGN
    ng
[09:03] SIGN
    sh
[09:03] SIGN
    us
[09:04] SIGN
    an
[09:04] SIGN
    Ja
[09:04] SIGN
    in
[09:04] SIGN
    hi
[09:04] SIGN
    Bl
[09:04] SIGN
    sh
[09:04] SIGN
    -ch
[09:04] SIGN
    ng
[09:04] SIGN
    us
[09:04] SIGN
    Ja
[09:04] SIGN
    in
[09:04] SIGN
    an
[09:04] SIGN
    Bl
[09:04] SIGN
    hi
[09:04] SIGN
    sh
[09:04] SIGN
    -ch
[09:04] SIGN
    us
[09:07] Poporon
    Thanks for coming out
    again today, everyone!
[09:10] Katsura
    She's so angelic!
[09:11] Chiba
    Too angelic!
[09:12] Ozaki
    She's angel food cake!
SIGN    Poporon-chan!
[09:15] Poporon
    See you next time!
[09:17] SIGN
    Green Room
[09:17] SIGN
    Amatsuka Noel-sama
[09:18] Poporon
    What?! Lierre-sama?!
[09:20] Poporon
    And she's in child form?
[09:22] Pekola
    That's right.
[09:24] Pekola
    I was shocked as well.
[09:25] Poporon
    I see. Lierre-sama's finally come here...
[09:29] Poporon
    Does Pino know?
[09:32] Pekola
    I haven't been able to break it to her.
[09:34] Pekola
    She can be rather unstable, after all.
[09:37] Pekola
    I need to find a way to tell her
    tactfully or it could mentally break her.
[09:42] Poporon
    That's true.
SIGN    This is her green room.
[09:46] Jashin
    Hey, fallen angel. We came to see you.
[09:49] Poporon
    Ugh! Meat and Potatoes!
[09:50] Pekola
    Pino?!
SIGN    I invited her to come see you with us.
[09:55] Poporon
    Jeez, did you have to go and do that?
[09:57] Jashin
    Pino and I made Basque cheesecakes.
[10:00] Jashin
    They're a special gift for you.
[10:02] Pino
    I didn't make them
    specially for you or anything.
[10:06] Poporon
    Yeah, yeah.
[10:08] Pekola
    These cakes are delicious!
[10:11] Pino
    Ah, there's that dopey smile!
    It soothes my soul!
[10:15] Pino
    I'm so glad I came!
[10:17] Jashin
    Oh, yeah. Yurine was worrying about
    how Lierre-san was doing after all that.
[10:22] Pekola
    Um... I mean, uh...
[10:24] Pekola
    U-Uh, Poporon can give you the details!
[10:27] Poporon
    Hey! Don't just dump it on me!
    Aren't you supposed to be my shield today?
[10:32] Pekola
    My job has nothing to do with this!
[10:35] Jashin
    What? You haven't told Pino about Lierre-san?
[10:39] Pekola
    Um... I was going to,
    but I couldn't find the right time...
[10:45] Poporon
    Huh? She's gone.
[10:51] Pino
    My Lord did come.
[10:52] Pino
    I wasn't mistaken. She really is here.
[10:55] Pino
    She came to finish me off.
[11:02] Pino
    I'm scared. I don't want to die.
[11:14] Pino
    It's fine. I just need to carry out my plan.
[11:18] Pino
    I'm sure Lierre-sama's
    guard is down right now.
[11:23] Pino
    Jashin-chan-san, I'll need
    you to act as my sacrifice.
[11:23] Jashin
    I discovered this crazy
    candy recently. It's insane!
[11:28] SIGN
    Low Class
[11:30] Pekola
    Look! We match!
[11:30] SIGN
    Low Class
[11:30] SIGN
    Low Class
[11:32] Poporon
    Why do I have to wear this?
[11:54] Jashin
    You let your guard down, Lierre-san.
[11:57] Jashin
    In this town, a moment's
    carelessness can cost you your life.
[12:01] Lierre
    You're...
[12:02] Jashin
    Welcome to the city of books and curry.
[12:04] Jashin
    I'll sing a requiem to welcome you!
[12:12] Jashin
    Salmon roe wine.
[12:17] Jashin
    Somen noodles.
[12:21] Jashin
    And meat-filled curries are delicious.
[12:28] Lierre
    What kind of song is that?
[12:29] Jashin
    Huh?
[12:30] Jashin
    It's a requiem filled with
    love for my hometown.
[12:32] SIGN
    Requiem
[12:32] SIGN
    Requiem
[12:33] Jashin
    I thought it'd be perfect for you,
    since you're about to die.
[12:38] Lierre
    You coward!
[12:40] Lierre
    Where did you come from, anyway?
[12:43] Jashin
    Tee-hee!
[12:46] Lierre
    I should have finished you
    when I had the chance.
[12:50] Lierre
    Die.
[12:52] Jashin
    S-Sorry!
[12:54] Jashin
    Y'see, Pino hired me to do it!
[12:57] Jashin
    Y'see, I borrowed a lot of money from her...
[12:59] Lierre
    "Y'see"?
[13:00] Jashin
    She said if I killed you,
    she'd call off my debt.
[13:04] (Flashback) Pino
    Please kill the Lord for me.
[13:07] Lierre
    That little...
[13:08] Jashin
    Wow, I really blew it!
[13:10] Jashin
    I'll just be going now.
[13:12] Jashin
    Whoopsie, whoopsie...
[13:16] Lierre
    Honestly.
[13:17] Lierre
    You would show your back to an enemy?
[13:21] Lierre
    Didn't you say a moment's
    carelessness could cost you your life?
[13:24] Yurine
    What are you doing out here?
[13:28] Lierre
    Hanazono Yurine.
[13:30] Lierre
    And where did you come from, anywa—
[13:32] Jashin
    Yurine!
[13:33] Jashin
    Perfect timing!
[13:35] Jashin
    Lierre-san is being mean to me! Punish her!
[13:39] Yurine
    Huh? Is that true, Lierre-sama?
[13:43] Lierre
    Well, it's true I used my deadly
    Organized Crime Kick on her...
[13:47] SIGN
    Organized
[13:47] SIGN
    Crime
[13:48] Lierre
    But the way it happened was
    such-and-such and so-and-so...
[13:51] Yurine
    So it was all your fault!
[13:54] Yurine
    You've been borrowing money
    from people other than Medusa!
[13:57] Yurine
    I swear... I'll have to
    warn the custodian later.
[14:01] Jashin
    Damn... Damn...
[14:01] Yurine
    I'm sorry Jashin-chan caused so much trouble.
[14:04] Yurine
    And...
[14:06] Yurine
    I wanted to make up for what I did
     before. Do you have some time?
[14:12] DevilA
    Veterans will remember this:
    the soul food of Jinbocho, Bondy.
[14:15] DevilA
    The curry's so good, it's unforgettable.
[14:18] DevilA
    It even comes with a potato!
[14:20] DevilA
    In English, that's "potato."
[14:23] DevilA
    Repeat after me. Pota—
[14:25] Yurine
    So you were just fine after that?
[14:27] Lierre
    Being punched by a human is nothing to me.
[14:30] Jashin
    Do people really get taken away
    in ambulances over "nothing"?
[14:34] Yurine
    Don't provoke her. You need to
    apologize for what you did, too.
[14:39] Jashin
    I'm sorry.
[14:43] Lierre
    She's so close.
[14:44] Yurine
    Hey.
[14:45] Jashin
    I apologized.
[14:48] Lierre
    I can kill her anytime.
[14:49] Jashin
    This is so good!
[14:50] Lierre
    But considering she's got
    Hanazono Yurine behind her,
[14:54] Lierre
    I'd rather avoid a fight for now.
[14:56] Yurine
    What do you think, Lierre-sama?
    Isn't the curry here great?
[15:00] Lierre
    Yes. I didn't know such delicious
    curry existed in the human realm.
[15:05] Yurine
    Glad to hear it. It's on me today, so eat up.
[15:09] Lierre
    By the way, why do you call me "Lierre-sama"?
[15:13] Lierre
    I'm not your superior.
[15:15] Yurine
    So... "Lierre-san"?
[15:18] Lierre
    Just "Lierre" is fine.
[15:21] DevilA
    Potato.
[15:22] DevilA
    No, no, no. Potato.
[15:25] Jashin
    Thanks for the meal.
[15:28] Jashin
    I'm so full, I'm getting sleepy.
[15:31] Yurine
    I swear...
[15:32] Lierre
    By the way, can I ask one thing?
[15:35] Lierre
    Tell me about Pekola and the other two.
    Are they doing well in this world?
[15:39] Yurine
    Well...
[15:41] Yurine
    They get along well with us
    and the people of this town.
[15:47] Lierre
    I see.
[15:52] Yurine
    Would you like to go see them now?
[15:55] Lierre
    Huh?
[15:58] Pino
    I'm done for. It's over.
[16:01] DevilA
    Where is this?
[16:01] Pino
    That's Owari.
[16:02] SIGN
    Owari
[16:02] SIGN
    Owari
[16:02] SIGN
    Owari
[16:03] DevilA
    And this location in France?
[16:05] Pino
    That's Oiry.
[16:05] SIGN
    Oiry
[16:09] Pino
    I wish I could go far away!
[16:14] Minos
    Do you really need to be that scared?
[16:17] Pino
    I'm done for. It's over.
SIGN    You overreact so much.
[16:21] Pino
    You can all talk like that because you
    don't know how terrifying my Lord is.
[16:25] Pino
    Her orders are absolute. Now that
    I've failed her, all that awaits me is death.
[16:29] Pino
    She's here!
[16:31] Pino
    I'll kill her before she can kill me!
[16:33] Pino
    Amen!
[16:38] Jashin
    Why?
[16:42] Lierre
    Hello, Pino. How have you been?
[16:49] Pino
    I-It's Lierre-sama!
[16:52] Minos
    Hey, what's going on?
[16:53] Pino
    I have to run! The window is my only hope!
[16:58] Yurine
    We're coming in.
[16:59] Yurine
    Lierre wanted to see you,
    so I brought her over.
[17:02] Lierre
    Thanks for having me.
[17:03] Jashin
    She's not having me...
[17:05] Medusa
    Jashin-chan!
[17:07] Yurine
    You guys are here, too?
[17:09] Lierre
    This is quite a cute room.
[17:11] Pino
    I-I'll make some tea.
[17:17] Pino
    L-Lierre-sama has come at last.
SIGN    Nice to meet you!
[17:22] Minos
    So Pino-chan's boss is a kid, huh?
[17:25] Lierre
    This is just the form
    I'm using here. I'm not a child.
[17:29] Pino
    If she's come to kill me...
[17:32] Pino
    I'll kill her first!
[17:36] Pino
    Lierre-sama.
[17:38] Pino
    Have some tea and apple pie.
[17:43] Pino
    You too, Hanazono-san. Before it gets cold.
[17:46] Yurine
    Thanks.
[17:51] Pino
    I put a ton of wolfsbane in
    Lierre-sama's tea and apple pie.
[17:57] Pino
    If she consumes enough of it,
    even if it doesn't kill her,
[18:02] Pino
    it should still do a lot of damage.
[18:05] Pino
    And when she's weak, I'll be able to
    kill her, even in my current state.
[18:18] Jashin
    You guys! Don't just leave an
    injured person at your front door!
[18:22] Jashin
    Seriously, what's happening to this world?
[18:22] Medusa
    Jashin-chan...
[18:25] Jashin
    Jeez, I'm thirsty after
    getting beat up like that.
[18:29] Jashin
    I'm gonna have a sip of this.
[18:36] Medusa
    Jashin-chan?!
[18:38] Lierre
    Pino, what's the meaning of this?
[18:41] Pino
    Huh? Whatever do you mean?
[18:45] Jashin
    I don't know what happened,
    but I kinda blacked out there.
[18:49] Jashin
    Ooh! This apple pie looks tasty!
[18:57] Medusa
    Jashin-chan!
[18:59] Lierre
    Hey, devil! Wake up! Are you all right?
[19:03] Lierre
    Pino, did you poison these things?
[19:05] Minos
    Poison?!
SIGN    What's she talking about?
[19:08] Yurine
    Why did you do that?
[19:11] Pino
    To...
[19:12] Pino
    To kill you before you
    could kill me, obviously!
[19:15] Pino
    I'll shove this wolfsbane
    into your mouth whole!
[19:18] Minos
    Hey, cut it out!
SIGN    Calm down!
[19:21] Lierre
    I only came here to check on you three.
[19:24] Pino
    Liar! I know you came here to get rid of us!
[19:28] Lierre
    By the laws of Heaven, it's true that
    I've thought about ending you eventually.
[19:33] Lierre
    But right now, observing this
    planet is more important.
[19:41] Lierre
    Frankly, I couldn't care
    less about killing you three.
[19:46] Yurine
    I think Lierre really did come
    here just to check on you.
[19:50] Yurine
    I mean, if she wanted to kill you,
     she'd have done it long ago.
[19:55] Jashin
    Wow, I blacked out! I flew right out of here!
[19:59] Jashin
    Speaking of, remember the other day?
[20:01] Jashin
    You're supposed to be super strong, but
    you went flying when Yurine punched you.
[20:06] Jashin
    You blacked out and had to be carried away.
[20:09] Pino
    She's right. That was no dream.
[20:12] Pino
    And that strike really did have
    that much force behind it...
[20:16] Pino
    Which means Hanazono-san might
    just be capable of saving me.
[20:25] Pino
    That's it! Hanazono-san is my savior!
[20:29] Pino
    Without a doubt, she's my Messiah!
[20:33] Pino
    Hanazono-san!
[20:34] Yurine
    Y-Yes?
[20:35] Pino
    Please continue to be my friend!
[20:37] Yurine
    S-Sure...
[20:42] Pino
    Yahoo!
[20:43] Jashin
    What's with her?
[20:45] Yurine
    I'm fine with being friends, but...
[20:48] Yurine
    I don't think it was right to poison Lierre
    without even hearing what she had to say.
[20:54] Jashin
    Well, you never listen to what I have to—
[20:56] Yurine
    Shut up.
[21:01] Medusa
    Jashin-chan!
[21:03] Pino
    Hanazono-san reprimanded me.
[21:07] Pino
    Hanazono-san hates me now.
[21:14] Pino
    I'm done for! I have no choice
    but to take all these pills and die!
[21:18] Yurine
    Don't talk about dying when
    you're so afraid of death.
[21:22] Lierre
    Even back in Heaven, she was always quick
    to start wailing about wanting to die.
[21:27] Yurine
    She's kind of a pain in the neck, huh?
[21:29] Minos
    More than "kind of."
SIGN    She's a huge pain.
[21:32] Pino
    Hanazono-san, you jerk!
[21:35] Medusa
    Jashin-chan!
[23:10] Poporon
    Ta-da!
[23:11] Poporon
    It's everyone's holy idol, Poporon-chan!
[23:15] Poporon
    A girl at the orphanage gave
    me this weird whistle today.
[23:19] Poporon
    What in the world?
    This whistle is so interesting!
[23:22] Poporon
    When I blow it, it stretches out.
[23:25] Poporon
    Humans are so simple,
    being amused by things like this.
[23:30] Poporon
    Next time on Dropkick on My Devil!! X,
    episode 3: "The Deadly Party Whistle."
[23:35] Poporon
    I know! I'll blow this
    whistle at Pekola-sama later!

E3 - The Deadly Party Whistle

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SIGN    Lake Shikotsu 777
SIGN    Lake Shikotsu
SIGN    Lake Shikotsu
SIGN    Exploring Chitose
    in search of the Chippu
SIGN    Exploring Chitose
    in search of the Chippu
SIGN    Exploring Chitose
    in search of the Chippu
SIGN    Exploring Chitose
    in search of the Chippu
SIGN    This program originally aired on June 22, 2020
[00:00] Reporter
    Today, we're visiting Lake Shikotsu
    in Chitose City, Hokkaido!
SIGN    Exploring Chitose
    in search of the Chippu
SIGN    Exploring Chitose
    in search of the Chippu
SIGN    Exploring Chitose
    in search of the Chippu
SIGN    Exploring Chitose
    in search of the Chippu
SIGN    Exploring Chitose
    in search of the Chippu
SIGN    Exploring Chitose
    in search of the Chippu
SIGN    Exploring Chitose
    in search of the Chippu
SIGN    Exploring Chitose
    in search of the Chippu
[00:05] Na
    Exploring Chitose in Search of the Chippu!
[00:08] Na
    We're hungrily exploring Chitose,
    Hokkaido's gateway to Heaven,
[00:10] Jashin
    That's Lierre-sama.
[00:12] Na
    in search of the ultra-rare
    Lake Shikotsu chippu.
[00:12] Yurine
    Indeed.
[00:13] Jashin
    But we first met her just the other day...
[00:16] Yurine
    Indeed.
[00:16] Na
    The Kiusu Earthwork Burial Circles
    are a designated World Heritage Site.
[00:19] Jashin
    What's going on here?
[00:20] Minos
    Yukizuru is so good.
[00:20] Na
    Lake Shikotsu is Japan's
    northernmost ice-free lake,
[00:22] Medusa
    Oh, actually, that one's a Fresh Moon.
[00:23] Na
    ranking second in Japan in
    clarity, volume of water, and size.
[00:27] Medusa
    This one's the Yukizuru from Chitose.
[00:28] Na
    Many noteworthy things
    can be found in Chitose,
[00:29] Yurine
    It was a nice place. I hope
    we can all go there again.
[00:30] Na
    including Yukizuru,
    a bouchée closely resembling
[00:33] Medusa
    Me, too!
[00:33] Na
    the Fresh Moon we all know and love.
[00:36] Na
    Today, we're giving you a peek at Chitose,
    as well as Jashin-chan's embezzling
[00:37] Jashin
    Y-You all have memories of going to Chitose?
[00:42] Na
    of Japan's first-ever
    hometown tax and other evil deeds.
[00:43] Jashin
    H-How is there a timeline that
     everyone apart from me has seen?
[02:24] Origin
    I've called you all here
    today for one reason.
SIGN    m 0 0 l 100 0 100 100 0 100
SIGN    Commander
[02:27] Origin
    It seems someone in this group is of
    the opinion that I can't beat Yurine.
[02:32] Commander
    What?!
[02:34] Commander
    Such thinking is nothing short
    of a betrayal of our Origin!
[02:38] Fighter
    I'm a fighter. You won't catch me
    having backward thoughts like that.
[02:42] Justice
    Nor me! My motto is "fair and square"!
[02:45] Commander
    Hm? Who are you?
[02:48] Justice
    I'm Justice.
[02:49] Justice
    I already appeared in
    Volume 13 of the original story.
[02:53] Origin
    I have a righteous spirit myself.
[02:56] Commander
    But the anime viewers wouldn't know that...
SIGN    m 0 0 l 100 0 100 100 0 100
SIGN    Commander
[03:00] Commander
    Anyway, more importantly...
[03:02] Commander
    Who is the traitor?!
[03:03] Commander
    Is it you, Genius?
[03:05] Commander
    Or maybe it's you, Fighter?!
[03:07] Origin
    Commander, you're spitting.
[03:08] Genius
    What's wrong, Commander?
[03:10] Genius
    You're the one getting all
    worked up. Maybe it's you.
[03:13] Commander
    What did you say, Genius?!
[03:15] Commander
    Wait... Is that SJ behind you?
[03:18] Genius
    Honestly, can't you tell just by looking?
[03:21] Genius
    Here.
[03:22] Commander
    You're alive? You were supposed to have died.
[03:27] Commander
    Wait, no. That's not...
[03:29] Commander
    That's not the point!
[03:31] Commander
    What's the point of a remote meeting?!
[03:35] Genius
    We've been sitting next to each other
    all along. You're only surprised now?
[03:39] Fighter
    I couldn't figure out why we
    were having a remote meeting.
[03:43] Origin
    Well, this is a socially aware anime.
[03:45] Justice
    Meetings in close quarters are not good!
[03:47] Commander
    Adding you makes those
    quarters even closer...
[03:53] ESP
    You're naïve if you think sleeping will free
    you of suspicion that you're the traitor, SJ.
[03:59] SJ
    Wait, not this again!
[04:01] ESP
    I will peer directly into
    your thoughts myself.
[04:04] SJ
    You can even read thoughts
    through the internet?!
[04:07] Commander
    This is bad, SJ! The story has
    already fallen one turn behind!
[04:15] SJ
    S-S-Stop...
[04:21] ESP
    Hmm. Looks like it's not SJ.
[04:26] ESP
    Die.
SIGN    Guarding
    (kind of)
[04:33] Fighter
    Killing her when she's not
    the traitor is madness.
[04:37] Commander
    Maybe you're the one we should suspect, ESP.
[04:40] ESP
    What?
[04:41] Commander
    You can read others' thoughts,
    but we can't read yours.
[04:48] Justice
    That's playing dirty, ESP!
[04:49] Justice
    I'll bring the iron hammer
    of justice down on you!
[04:52] Origin
    Don't do that, Justice.
[04:55] Origin
    I never wanted us to
    start fighting each other.
[04:58] Origin
    But as long as I believe I won't be able to beat
    Yurine, I really won't be able to.
SIGN    Justice
[05:03] Origin
    I just wanted to unite us in spirit.
SIGN    Justice
SIGN    Justice
SIGN    Justice
[05:07] Justice
    Everyone, Origin is saying
    she wants us united in spirit.
[05:12] Justice
    If any of us has doubts,
    we should simply tell Origin so.
[05:17] Genius
    I agree.
[05:19] Commander
    What shall we do, then?
[05:20] Origin
    Making one of us speak out in
    front of everyone would be mean.
[05:24] Origin
    Everyone, close your eyes
    and put your heads down.
[05:30] Origin
    If you think I can't beat Yurine...
[05:34] Origin
    Raise your hand!
[05:41] Origin
    I get it now.
[05:43] Origin
    I guess I really can't beat Yurine.
[05:46] Justice
    Who was it?
[05:47] Fighter
    Who could it have been?
[05:52] Commander
    By the way, what are all these?
[05:54] Origin
    I-It's Jashin-chan...
    but there are one... two... three!
[05:59] Origin
    Three Jashin-chans!
[06:01] All
    Three Jashin-chans?!
[06:06] ESP
    This is bad. Someone is trying
    to interfere with our meeting.
[06:10] Commander
    What?!
[06:12] ESP
    They're coming in through the door.
SIGN    Wait, is that Tomoko?!
[06:30] Yurine
    And just what are you three doing?
[06:33] Jashin
    I-Impossible! How is Yurine
    at a meeting in my head?!
SIGN    Hanazono Yurine!
SIGN    She's more dangerous than Tomoko!!
SIGN    This isn't forced desiccation...
SIGN    It's forced bleeding!
[06:56] Justice
    P-Protect Origin!
[07:07] Origin
    All of you! Protect me from Yurine!
[07:13] Jashin
    Huh? What's wrong, you guys?
[07:16] Commander
    Oh, well, it's just...
[07:18] Genius
    I don't think I can.
[07:19] Fighter
    Why don't you take care of this yourself?
[07:21] ESP
    It has nothing to do with me.
[07:23] Yurine
    Come on, we're going home.
[07:26] Yurine
    Honestly, holding a
    silly meeting like this...
[07:26] Jashin
    H-Help me!
[07:28] Come
    I'm sorry. We can't beat her.
[07:31] Jashin
    You guys! Help me—
[07:38] Yurine
    Hey.
[07:40] Yurine
    Are you listening to me?
[07:42] Yurine
    I was saying that you cause trouble for the
    convenience store clerk when you ask him
SIGN    Heat
    this up,
    please
SIGN    Regular
    salad
[07:48] Yurine
    to heat up your salad every time.
[07:51] Jashin
    I... like my vegetables warm...
[07:53] Yurine
    Those aren't vegetables you warm up!
[07:55] Yurine
    I swear, you always do dumb things like this.
[07:56] Jashin
    I get it.
[07:58] Jashin
    Their doubts are a manifestation
    of my lack of faith in myself.
[08:04] Jashin
    Was SJ the last little bit
    of goodness left in me?
[08:10] Jashin
    Well, of course there's no way I can win!
[08:13] Jashin
    How can I, if I don't have faith in myself?!
[08:16] Jashin
    I can beat Yurine!
[08:20] Jashin
    Shut up.
[08:23] Jashin
    Shut up!
[08:25] Jashin
    I've been saving my Ultra Jashin-chan
    Mk.III FM Radio Sound Style for you!
[08:31] Yurine
    When was the Mk.II?
[08:33] Jashin
    Here's a dropkick from the me who believes
    in myself and has found an unwavering heart!
[08:37] Jashin
    Die, Yurine!
[08:54] Jashin
    It's not just in my head...
    It's in reality, too...
[09:01] Yurine
    I bought this at a festival.
[09:04] Yurine
    Here, you can try blowing it, too.
[09:07] Jashin
    Like hell I can!
[09:09] Yurine
    Go on. Go on.
[09:09] Jashin
    Even when I believed in myself,
    I still couldn't do it!
[09:22] Yurine
    What is it?
[09:24] Yurine
    Oh?
[09:25] Yurine
    I didn't know there was a Jizo statue here.
[09:28] Jashin
    A mandarin.
[09:31] Jashin
    I'm gonna eat it.
[09:32] Yurine
    Wha—
[09:34] Yurine
    How could you do that to an offering?
[09:36] Jashin
    Well, rocks don't eat mandarins.
[09:39] Jashin
    If I eat it, it won't go to waste.
[09:42] Yurine
    Don't blame me if karma
    sticks it to you later.
[09:45] Jashin
    I'm a devil! Karma can't do anything to me!
[09:51] Yurine
    That's enough.
[09:53] Jashin
    I give! I give already!
[10:00] DevilA
    Bentora, bentora, space people...
[10:09] Jashin
    Something feels heavy...
[10:11] Jashin
    What is that?
[10:13] Jashin
    You're the thing we saw today!
[10:15] Jizo
    I've come to punish you for stealing
    my offering. Let us go elsewhere.
[10:22] Jashin
    Ow.
[10:24] Jizo
    Now, let's visit death upon you.
[10:26] Jashin
    No one kills people over a little offering!
[10:29] Jizo
    Quiet. Die.
[10:32] Jashin
    Ouch.
[10:35] Jashin
    Th-That's the stick I use to play the
     taiko drum game at the arcade!
[10:41] Jizo
    Karma truly is sticking it to you.
[10:43] Jashin
    Heh. I get it.
[10:45] Jizo
    Jizo Attack Number 2!
[10:47] Jizo
    Death by a stick through the head,
    from your left ear to your right!
[10:50] Jashin
    Watch it!
[10:52] Jashin
    For a Jizo, you don't have
    a shred of compassion!
[10:55] Jashin
    And you call yourself a Jizo?!
[10:57] Jizo
    There is no compassion for a devil!
[10:59] Jizo
    Die! For real!
[11:02] Jashin
    I won't let him kill me!
[11:04] Jashin
    My killer move can shatter diamonds!
[11:07] Jashin
    Royal Copenhagen!
[11:13] Jashin
    My fist!
[11:18] Jashin
    I still have my left hand!
[11:20] Jizo
    You're still not giving up?
[11:22] Jashin
    Left Hand Copenhagen!
[11:27] Jashin
    Not the left one, too!
[11:32] Jashin
    Just kill me. I admit defeat.
[11:35] Jizo
    I won't kill you.
[11:37] Jizo
    Because I am a Jizo.
[11:39] Jashin
    After all those times you told me to die?
[11:43] Jashin
    I'm sorry, okay, Jizo?
[11:45] Jashin
    I mean, "Jizo-sama."
[11:47] Jashin
    I'll bring a new mandarin
    tomorrow to replace the one I ate.
[11:58] Jizo
    That wasn't a mandarin. It was an orange.
[12:02] Jashin
    Huh?
[12:05] DevilA
    A UFO!
[12:07] DevilA
    Wait, now that I've seen it,
    it's not "unidentified" anymore, is it?
SIGN    The Next Morning
[12:16] Jashin
    The Jizo's not here.
[12:18] Jashin
    I'm sure this is where it was.
[12:22] Jashin
    Maybe he went back to Heaven after that.
SIGN    Yakitori
[12:29] Mei
    I've had a run of bad luck lately.
[12:33] Mei
    I tripped and spilled my drink.
[12:35] Mei
    The restroom door didn't lock.
[12:35] MobB
    I'm sorry!
[12:37] Mei
    My skirt got stuck in my underwear.
[12:40] Mei
    Is it possible I've been cursed?
[12:48] Mei
    Maybe I should put something in
    my room that'll ward off misfortune.
[12:53] Mei
    Like a talisman. Some kind of talisman.
[12:58] Mei
    I guess it's not that easy to just find one.
[13:08] Pekola
    Laundromats these days add
    everything automatically, huh?
SIGN    Wash and Dry
SIGN    Wash
    Only
SIGN    No fabric softener needed
SIGN    Detergent and
    fabric softener
    will be added
    automatically
SIGN    Wash
SIGN    Minutes
[13:13] Pekola
    I didn't need the detergent.
[13:17] Pekola
    I'll take this opportunity to
    write down my shopping list.
SIGN    Bread Crusts (get free)
SIGN    Facial Lotion
[13:23] Pekola
    This syringe-shaped pen is so cool!
[13:26] Pekola
    I'm so glad I bought it.
[13:28] Mei
    There's one!
[13:30] Mei
    I found one already!
[13:32] Mei
    Those goggling eyes!
[13:34] Mei
    That skinny body!
[13:35] Mei
    And that pale skin!
[13:37] Mei
    You're so creepy, you'll be
    perfect to ward off misfortune!
[13:40] Pekola
    How rude.
[13:43] Mei
    White powder?
[13:45] Mei
    A syringe?
[13:47] Mei
    And now I can see the bags under her eyes...
[13:50] Mei
    You poor thing. You must have felt cornered.
[13:53] Pekola
    Well, I get cornered just about every day...
[13:57] Mei
    I knew it.
[13:58] Mei
    Still, you may be a friend of Orochimaru,
     but I can't overlook this!
[14:03] Pekola
    What are you talking about?
[14:04] Mei
    Don't think you can play dumb!
[14:06] Mei
    You're coming with me!
SIGN    Yen
SIGN    Minutes
[14:07] Pekola
    Huh?!
[14:09] Pekola
    W-Wait... What do you think you're...
SIGN    White
    Powder?
[14:13] Pekola
    Wait, has she...
SIGN    Syringe?
[14:15] Pekola
    Y-You've got the wrong idea!
[14:16] Pekola
    These are just packets
    of detergent and a pen—
[14:19] Mei
    I'll listen to your excuses
    back at my apartment.
[14:21] Pekola
    Huh? Your apartment?
[14:24] Mei
    You're going to live there as a talisman
    to ward off misfortune, Pekola-chan!
[14:28] Pekola
    Huh? What do you mean?
[14:31] Mei
    It's the one thing that'll purify you
     after the grave crime you've committed.
[14:35] Pekola
    I don't understand what you're
     saying! I don't want to do that!
[14:39] Mei
    But I've already handcuffed you
    to make sure you can't get away!
[14:43] Pekola
    When did that happen?
[14:44] Mei
    Come now. Let's go.
[14:46] Tanahashi
    Part-timer!
[14:47] Pekola
    Oh! Nice timing!
[14:49] Pekola
    I have to go to work now,
    so I can't ward off misfortune for you.
[14:54] Pekola
    Isn't that right?
[14:55] Tanahashi
    Part-timer...
[14:56] Tanahashi
    Don't worry about work.
    Go be a talisman, part-timer.
[15:01] Pekola
    What?!
[15:02] Tanahashi
    Later, part-timer. Do a good job, part-timer.
[15:03] Pekola
    Now I'm stuck with her...
[15:09] Mei
    But I don't think this will be enough.
[15:12] Mei
    A talisman... A lucky item...
SIGN    DAI
SIGN    Kanda
[15:18] Mei
    A p-panda?!
[15:20] Mei
    You're so cute!
[15:24] Mei
    A cute thing like you
    is likely to be abducted!
[15:27] Ran
    Wh-Who is this lady?!
[15:29] Mei
    Okay! I'll take you in!
[15:32] Mei
    Come along with me, Monochrome!
[15:34] Ran
    Kyon-Kyon, where are you?!
    Help me, Kyon-Kyon!
[15:40] Mei
    But this still isn't enough.
[15:43] Miku
    Green onion, green onion, la la la!
[15:45] Mei
    Onion Miku!
[15:49] Mei
    Okay, let's go!
SIGN    Pudding
[15:53] Yusa
    Our smooth pudding is
    made with cockatrice eggs.
SIGN    Pudding
SIGN    Smooth
SIGN    Pu
SIGN    dd
SIGN    ing
[15:56] Yusa
    Care to try some?
[15:57] Mei
    I'll take one!
SIGN    Pudding
SIGN    Pudding
[16:01] Yusa
    Thank you very much!
[16:03] Mei
    No, thank you!
[16:06] Yusa
    Um...
[16:07] Yusa
    Huh?
[16:13] Pekola
    Why is this happening?
[16:16] Pekola
    That aside...
[16:17] Pekola
    She's really gathered up
     all kinds of things, huh?
[16:20] Mei
    Isn't it great? It's my prized collection.
[16:26] Pekola
    A Jizo statue?! Karma
    will stick it to you for that!
[16:30] Mei
    Isn't its forehead absolutely adorable?
[16:33] Mei
    It was heavy, but so worth bringing home!
[16:36] Mei
    Right, Ishiwatari Shosuke?
[16:39] Mei
    I'm so happy to be part
    of your family, Mei-chan.
[16:43] Pekola
    You seem awfully scared. Did you have
     some kind of traumatic experience?
[16:53] Pekola
    I see.
SIGN    Midorikawa
    Family
    Grave
SIGN    Midorikawa
    Family
    Grave
SIGN    Midorikawa
    Family
    Grave
SIGN    Midorikawa
    Family
    Grave
SIGN    Midorikawa
    Family
    Grave
SIGN    Midorikawa
    Family
    Grave
SIGN    Midorikawa
    Family
    Grave
[16:56] Pekola
    That's a gravestone!
[16:58] Mei
    Yep! I took it because
    it has such a cute shape.
[17:01] Pekola
    Karma's definitely coming for you!
[17:04] Pekola
    Don't you think the Jizo statue and this
    gravestone might be causing your bad luck?
[17:08] Mei
    Oh, so that's why?
[17:10] Jizo
    Karma's sticking it to you.
[17:12] Pekola
    That obviously has to be it!
[17:17] Pekola
    That sound... It's like a ghost
    might appear at any moment!
[17:25] Ghost
    Ghost.
[17:27] Mei
    You're so cute!
[17:29] Mei
    Starting today, your name is Galactica!
SIGN    Slip
[17:33] Ghost
    Are you able to keep up with all this?
[17:36] Pekola
    No one can keep up with this lady.
[17:39] Mei
    But... it's still not enough.
[17:42] Mei
    Orochimaru... Without Orochimaru...
[17:46] Mei
    It's just no use at all!
[17:49] Mei
    I'm stepping out for a bit!
[17:56] Jashin
    Yurine sent me away without hesitation...
[18:02] Jashin
    Oh, this is where you ended up?
[18:05] Jashin
    You should've gone back
    to Heaven. This is Hell.
[18:08] Mei
    So cute!
[18:10] Mei
    You're so ugly, you're adorable!
[18:13] Jashin
    She clearly doesn't like that.
[18:15] Mei
    I like it just fine, actually.
[18:18] Mei
    Rub, rub! So smooth!
[18:22] Mei
    I love it! I don't even care
    about bad luck anymore!
[18:28] Yusa
    Give me back my sister!
[18:30] Kyon
    Onee-chan!
[18:31] Tanahashi
    Part-timer!
[18:33] Old
    So this is where you've been.
[18:36] Jashin
    Y-You guys!
[18:37] Pekola
    And an old couple I don't know!
SIGN    Hell
[18:42] Yusa
    Everything's okay now.
[18:44] Ran
    H-Help me, Kyon-Kyon!
[18:46] Ran
    Give me candy, quick!
[18:50] Kyon
    Right!
[18:57] Mei
    Now you're not cute anymore.
[18:59] Mei
    I don't want you!
[19:04] Ghosts
    Oh, it's the grandkids.
[19:06] Tanahashi
    Hey, part-timer!
[19:08] Tanahashi
    Time for your next job.
[19:10] Pekola
    I'm going to my next job, am I?
[19:10] Tanahashi
    Hurry it up, part-timer.
[19:13] Pekola
    S-So long.
[19:16] Man
    Well, shall we go home, dear?
[19:19] Woman
    I suppose so.
[19:20] Woman
    Huh?
[19:21] Woman
    Isn't this the Jizo statue from that street?
[19:25] Man
    Goodness! It must be fate
    that we found it here.
[19:29] Man
    We'll take it back home.
[19:32] Woman
    We do beg your pardon.
[19:34] Mei
    Oh, not at all.
[19:36] Woman
    What a tasty-looking mandarin.
[19:38] Ghost
    Hey, wait!
[19:38] Man
    Dear, that's an orange.
[19:44] Miku
    What a powerful grandma and grandpa!
[19:47] Jashin
    He can tell the difference
    between a mandarin and an orange?
[19:51] Mei
    They all left.
[19:54] Mei
    But that's fine!
[19:55] Mei
    Galactica and Shosuke were probably
    causing my bad luck, and they left, too!
[19:59] Mei
    I don't even need a talisman anymore!
[20:02] Mei
    And besides...
[20:04] Mei
    I've got Orochimaru!
[20:06] Jashin
    Wh-Why isn't anyone coming to take me home?!
[20:12] Jashin
    Could that be Yurine?!
[20:27] Staff
    Do you know where my Miku is?
SIGN    Crypton Staff
[20:31] Miku
    Here!
[20:33] Staff
    Oh, thank goodness!
    I looked everywhere for you.
[20:36] Miku
    Sorry, Manager.
[20:39] Staff
    Well, I'll be taking her back now.
[20:41] Miku
    Bye-bye!
[20:50] Jashin
    Why? Why won't Yurine come for me?
SIGN    Yakitori
SIGN    Hell
SIGN    For
SIGN    Maharaurava
[20:56] Mei
    There's no need to cry, Orochimaru.
[20:59] Mei
    I'll be with you forever and ever.
[21:05] Jashin
    Maybe Yurine won't come,
    but I know Medusa will!
[21:10] Jashin
    Right, ATM?!
[21:13] Jashin
    A-T-M!
SIGN    She would never abandon a true amigo!
SIGN    Abandon
SIGN    a True
SIGN    aMigo
[21:21] Yurine
    Eat all you like.
[21:23] Three
    Let's eat!
SIGN    A lightly deep-fried tempura mountain!
SIGN    A
SIGN    lightly
    deep-fried
SIGN    Tempura
SIGN    Mountain
[21:31] Minos
    Hey, where's Jashin-chan?
[21:33] Yurine
    No idea.
[21:35] Jashin
    A-T-M!
[21:35] Mei
    Shining love!
SIGN    Curry, Fresh Moon, Daimaru-yaki...
SIGN    Jinbocho has so many delicious foods.
SIGN    It might be nice to buy a book from a used bookstore
SIGN    and relax with it in a retro café.
SIGN    I don't really understand difficult books, though.
SIGN    Next time on Dropkick
    on My Devil!! X
, episode 4:
SIGN    "How to Have a Wicked Time in Jinbocho."
SIGN    Of course, the only wicked thing in Jinbocho is Jashin-chan.

E4 - How to Have a Wicked Time in Jinbocho

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[01:33] Pino
    This is a surprise.
[01:35] Pino
    I never expected you to help me clean.
[01:38] Jashin
    It's not that I'm helping you or anything.
[01:42] Jashin
    I just got to thinking...
    It really is fall now.
[01:50] Jashin
    There! That should be more than enough.
[01:53] Jashin
    You can call it a day now. Thanks!
[01:56] Pino
    Suspicious... Is she plotting something evil?
[02:16] Jashin
    Burn! Burn!
[02:18] Jashin
    Tonight's dinner is Yurine
    roasted over fallen leaves!
[02:24] Pino
    Fires in the building
    are strictly prohibited.
[02:27] Jashin
    Huh?
[02:36] Jashin
    You don't toast marshmallows. They aren't
    "toasted." They allow themselves to toast.
[02:41] Jashin
    Let us accept the power
     of Marshmallow-sama.
SIGN    Ja
SIGN    Ja
SIGN    Ja
SIGN    Ja
SIGN    Ja
SIGN    Ja
SIGN    Ja
SIGN    Ja
SIGN    Ja
SIGN    Ja
SIGN    Ja
SIGN    Ja
SIGN    Ja
[02:52] Jashin
    Piping hot cocoa and toasted
    marshmallows. Nothing beats it!
[03:00] Jashin
    What is it, Beth? You want some, too?
[03:06] Jashin
    Scared of fire, are you?
[03:08] Jashin
    Beast of Hell or not,
    I guess a beast's still a beast.
[03:13] Jashin
    I have no fear of fire.
[03:15] Jashin
    I will trample right over these flames.
[03:17] Jashin
    How's this? Amazing, right?
[03:19] Jashin
    A strong devil like me doesn't
    even feel the heat from the flames!
SIGN    ° Don't try this at home
[03:25] Jashin
    Hey! My tail and hair are on fire!
[03:27] Jashin
    Hot! Hot! Hot! Hot! Hot!
[03:34] Jashin
    That was a close call.
SIGN    Beth
[03:48] Jashin
    Wait, wait, wait! This is bad!
[03:50] Jashin
    It's burning! It's burning!
[03:52] Jashin
    Water! Water!
[04:05] Jashin
    Wait! This is not the time to be spacing out!
[04:07] Jashin
    Quick! Quick! Gotta put it out quick!
SIGN    Flop
[04:15] Jashin
    H-How could this happen?
SIGN    Ja
SIGN    Ja
SIGN    Ja
SIGN    Ja
[04:21] Jashin
    Can I put it out with hot cocoa?
SIGN    Ja
SIGN    Ja
SIGN    Ja
[04:23] Jashin
    Nope.
[04:24] Jashin
    There's a sweet smell
    coming from it now, though!
[04:27] Jashin
    What am I supposed to do?!
SIGN    Beth
[04:29] Jashin
    Please, just go out! I'm begging you!
SIGN    Beth
[04:33] Jashin
    It's no use. The fire's
    just going to get bigger.
[04:36] Jashin
    Sorry, Pino...
[04:38] Jashin
    It's probably going to burn down.
[04:41] Jashin
    It's all over!
[04:44] Yusa
    Oh, my.
[04:46] Jashin
    Yusa! Koji!
[04:48] DevilA
    You called?
[04:49] Jashin
    Perfect timing!
[04:51] Jashin
    I need your help because reasons!
[04:55] Yusa
    For goodness' sake...
[04:56] Yusa
    I suppose I must.
SIGN    Beth
SIGN    Beth
SIGN    Beth
[05:11] Jashin
    You saved my skin!
[05:17] Yusa
    "If we hadn't come to visit, she would
    have been in big trouble," she says.
[05:24] Jashin
    Yeah, you're right about that.
SIGN    Beth
[05:27] Jashin
    I owe you one.
[05:29] Jashin
    Don't tell Yurine about this, okay?
[05:32] Jashin
    She'd be furious.
[05:34] Jashin
    Okay?
SIGN    Grovel
[05:43] Jashin
    A simple task.
[05:56] Jashin
    How's that? Too hard? Too soft?
[05:59] Jashin
    Oh! Are you thirsty? Here you go!
[06:02] Yurine
    They're awfully buddy-buddy today.
SIGN    DAI
SIGN    Kanda
SIGN    DAI
SIGN    Kanda
SIGN    DAI
SIGN    Kanda
SIGN    DAI
SIGN    Kanda
SIGN    Daimaru-yaki Tea Shop
SIGN    Daimaru-yaki Tea Shop
SIGN    Daimaru-yaki Tea Shop
SIGN    DAI
SIGN    Kanda
SIGN    DAI
SIGN    Kanda
SIGN    DAI
SIGN    Kanda
[06:13] Guy
    Our Daimaru-yaki are great when fresh,
[06:16] Guy
    but they keep, so it'll still be good
     even if you let it rest for a week.
[06:20] Kyon
    Rest for a week?
SIGN    One Week Later
[06:37] KyonRan
    Hao chi!
[06:43] Jashin
    Koji worked me like a slave
    last time, and it was humiliating!
[06:47] Jashin
    And it's all because Yurine is
    way too scary when she's mad!
[06:51] Jashin
    Huh? Where am I, anyway?
[06:55] Jashin
    I was so irritated, I just kept
    walking without paying attention.
[07:11] Yurine
    Huh?
[07:14] Yurine
    What is this thing?
[07:17] Yurine
    A statue of Jashin-chan?
[07:20] Yurine
    Who'd make something so tasteless?
[07:24] Yurine
    It sure is well-made, though.
[07:27] Yurine
    Looks just like her.
[07:35] Jashin
    She really didn't notice!
[07:37] Jashin
    This may look like a statue,
    but it's actually me!
[07:41] Jashin
    I'll get her to let her guard down,
    and when I spy an opening,
[07:44] Jashin
    I'll use the gun hidden in
    my belly pocket to shoot her!
[07:48] (Flashback) Jashin
    If you'll lend me your gun, I'll stay
    in your collection for three days!
[07:53] (Flashback) Mei
    Deal! Here you go!
[07:54] Jashin
    I don't want to be part of Mei's collection,
    but it's a small sacrifice for a great payoff.
[07:59] Jashin
    I'll finish her off with this gun.
[08:02] Yurine
    Oh, I forgot to buy that book.
[08:06] Jashin
    Huh? You're going out?
[08:14] Jashin
    It won't be easy to wait here
    in this pose the whole time.
[08:19] Jashin
    I guess I'll move around a little.
[08:23] Yurine
    That book doesn't go on sale until next week.
[08:26] Yurine
    Glad I remembered before
    I went to the bookstore.
[08:29] Jashin
    Did she do that on purpose?
    No, surely not. This disguise is perfect!
[08:36] Yurine
    Has its pose changed since I stepped out?
[08:40] Yurine
    Maybe it's my imagination.
[08:48] Yurine
    Tape Sphector.
[08:52] Jashin
    That's the name I've always found the
    funniest in the whole human realm.
[08:57] DevilA
    A band from Kansai with
    foreign ties: Eeyarosmith.
[09:03] Yurine
    I feel like it just laughed.
[09:05] DevilA
    What's a TV announcer's
    least favorite town? Kanda.
[09:11] Jashin
    It's no use! I can't hold it in!
[09:16] Jashin
    Oh, it hurts!
[09:24] Jashin
    Forget this!
[09:25] Jashin
    I don't care if she knows!
[09:27] Jashin
    I'm gonna kill her with this gun!
[09:29] Jashin
    Dinner tonight is Yurine honeycomb stew!
[09:35] Jashin
    Huh?
[09:37] Jashin
    What? Huh? Huh?
[09:43] Yurine
    I saw through all of it.
[09:45] Jashin
    What do you mean?!
[09:46] Yurine
    I thought you might try this, so I bought
     Mei-san off before you got to her.
[09:51] Yurine
    I told her to just give
    you some random thing
[09:55] Yurine
    in exchange for having her
    way with you for a week.
[09:59] Jashin
    What?!
[10:01] Jashin
    Just what the heck are you?
[10:03] Jashin
    A psychic? Are you Mami?!
[10:06] Jashin
    I can't beat you! No matter
    what I do, I can't beat you!
[10:10] Yurine
    Anyway, it's not like a police officer
    would just give someone their gun.
[10:15] Mei
    Orochimaru!
[10:17] Mei
    You didn't come over, so I came to get you!
[10:21] Mei
    Well, I'll be taking her now,
    as we agreed, Yurine-chan.
[10:24] Yurine
    Go right ahead.
[10:27] Jashin
    Wait... No!
[10:29] Mei
    Be good now. You'll be having
    so much fun soon enough!
[10:31] Jashin
    Let go of me!
[10:38] Kyon
    An eye for an eye, and a haniwa for a...
[10:41] Kyon
    ...hao!
[10:44] Jashin
    Having to be in Mei's collection
    for a week was humiliating!
[10:49] Jashin
    But being freed from housework gave me
     time to make some progress in my game.
[10:54] Jashin
    I'll kill the final boss in no time!
[10:57] Jashin
    I'm home!
[10:59] Yurine
    Welcome back.
[11:01] Yurine
    That sure went quick.
[11:03] Jashin
    It did not! I was gone for a whole week!
[11:07] Yurine
    Well, enough about that.
    Come rub my shoulders.
[11:15] Yurine
    Don't spend all your time playing games.
[11:17] Jashin
    I was in the middle of
    fighting the final boss!
[11:20] Yurine
    I only put it in sleep mode.
[11:23] Jashin
    I was about to beat it, too...
[11:28] Jashin
    Oh, fine.
[11:30] Jashin
    I swear... Yurine's so selfish...
[11:33] Yurine
    Harder.
[11:35] Jashin
    Yeah, yeah.
[11:37] Jashin
    Wait a minute...
[11:39] Jashin
    I'm behind Yurine right now!
[11:42] Jashin
    That means I could land an
    attack on her at any time!
[11:47] Jashin
    All right. Time to try out
    my new deadly move.
[11:50] Jashin
    Turning your back on me
    was a mistake, Yurine.
[11:55] Jashin
    Die!
[11:56] Jashin
    Chop!
[11:58] Jashin
    Jashin-chan Chop!
    Jashin-chan Chop! Jashin-chan Chop!
[12:00] Jashin
    Jashin-chan Spinal Cord Punch!
    Jashin-chan Spinal Cord Punch!
[12:02] Jashin
    Jashin-chan Spinal Cord Punch!
[12:04] Jashin
    Drop dead, Yurine!
[12:05] Jashin
    Tonight's dinner is minced Yurine!
[12:08] Jashin
    Divine punishment!
[12:11] Yurine
    That's perfect.
[12:13] Jashin
    What?!
[12:14] Jashin
    My Chop and even my
    Spinal Cord Punch did nothing?!
[12:18] Jashin
    Or more like they did something*,
    just the wrong thing!
[12:21] Jashin
    Impossible!
[12:23] Yurine
    Jashin-chan, this is how you do a chop.
[12:29] Yurine
    Yurine Chop!
[12:33] Jashin
    B-Both sides of my collarbone are broken...
[12:37] Yurine
    You're so brittle. Are you
    getting enough calcium?
[12:41] Jashin
    Do you have steel beams
    in your hands or something?
[12:46] Jashin
    It'll take at least half a day for
    my broken collarbone to heal.
[12:49] Yurine
    It'll heal in half a day, though?
[12:51] Jashin
    I heal faster than a human,
    but I feel pain just the same!
[12:55] Yurine
    That's too bad. I guess you
     can't play your game now.
[12:58] Jashin
    Forget the game. I can't
    prepare dinner, either.
[13:01] Yurine
    Aw, come on. Will yourself to heal
     faster and get dinner ready.
[13:06] Yurine
    I don't like it when dinner's late.
[13:09] Jashin
    It's times like this when
    you should make it yourself!
[13:11] Yurine
    First things first...
[13:13] Yurine
    I'll finish this game and
    watch the ending for you.
[13:16] Jashin
    Stop! Please don't!
SIGN    Kissho
    Bunsendo
SIGN    Kissho
    Bunsendo
SIGN    Kissho
    Bunsendo
SIGN    Kissho
    Bunsendo
SIGN    Kissho
    Bunsendo
SIGN    Kissho
    Bunsendo
SIGN    Pack
    of 10
SIGN    yen
SIGN    Fresh Moon/Roman
SIGN    Pack
    of 12
SIGN    yen
SIGN    Fresh Moon/Roman
[13:22] Kyon
    Fresh Moon...
[13:24] Kyon
    Moon?
[13:25] Kyon
    Mooncakes?
[13:32] KyonRan
    Hao chi!
[13:36] Jashin
    I didn't get to see the ending!
[13:39] Jashin
    That's the saddest part of all this!
[13:41] Jashin
    At this point, I'll do whatever I have
    to do to put Yurine in her place!
[13:48] Guy
    All right... Okay, over here.
SIGN    That's a big hole.
[13:52] Minos
    It's dangerous. Be careful not to fall in.
[13:55] Guy
    Over here, over here!
[13:56] Jashin
    A hole?
[13:56] Guy
    No, not over there!
[13:57] Jashin
    A hole.
[13:58] Guy
    Oh, thank you!
[13:59] Jashin
    A hole, huh?
[14:00] Guy
    Over here, over here!
[14:03] Pekola
    I'm exhausted.
[14:05] Pekola
    Man, night shifts are rough...
[14:10] Pekola
    What could that be?
[14:12] Pekola
    What? There's a huge
    hole in front of my house.
[14:17] Pekola
    What in the world...
[14:20] Pekola
    It's you! What are you doing down there?
[14:24] Jashin
    Can't you tell? I'm digging a pitfall.
[14:28] Pekola
    Why are you doing that?
    And you're digging it so deep...
[14:33] Pekola
    But... how are you going to get out of there?
[14:41] Jashin
    I didn't think about that.
[14:44] Jashin
    Help me, Pekola!
[14:46] Pekola
    I would rather not help a devil,
    but I suppose I have no choice.
[14:53] Jashin
    Your whip saved me!
[14:56] Pekola
    I don't carry a whip around
    with me all the time, you know.
[14:59] Jashin
    Good thing I decided to
    dig in front of your house.
[15:02] Pekola
    And just why were you digging a pitfall?
[15:05] Jashin
    Well, you see...
[15:08] Jashin
    I'm gonna drop Yurine into it and kill her!
[15:11] Pekola
    What?!
[15:13] Jashin
    Yurine! There's a mandragora
     blooming over here!
[15:17] Yurine
    Really? Why is there one
    in front of Pekola's house?
[15:23] Jashin
    Ha! You fell!
[15:28] Yurine
    You tricked me!
[15:30] Yurine
    Ouch. I twisted my ankle.
[15:33] Yurine
    Help me, Jashin-chan!
[15:35] Jashin
    Nope!
[15:37] Jashin
    You're going to die down there.
[15:39] Jashin
    This big rock will turn you into mincemeat.
[15:43] Jashin
    Die, Yurine.
[15:44] Jashin
    Dinner tonight is Yurine burgers!
[15:50] Jashin
    Just like that.
[15:52] Pekola
    How cruel.
[15:56] Jashin
    Okay, I've covered up the hole.
[16:00] Jashin
    All I need to do now is call Yurine over.
[16:04] Chiba
    Ow, ow, ow.
[16:06] Ozaki
    I can't believe we headbanged so hard
     at that concert, we got whiplash.
[16:10] Chiba
    I offered up my neck to Noel-chan.
[16:15] DevilA
    They are suffering from neck sprains,
     also known as "whiplash."
[16:20] DevilA
    It has no connection to this kind of whip.
[16:23] DevilA
    X!
[16:26] Yurine
    What's going on, Jashin-chan?
    Why'd you call me here out of the blue?
[16:30] Yurine
    Hello, Pekola.
[16:32] Pekola
    Hanazono Yurine...
[16:34] Jashin
    Get this! I found a mandragora
    blooming in front of Pekola's house!
[16:39] Yurine
    Oh? Then, Pekola has already
    found it herself by now, right?
[16:44] Yurine
    What's all this about?
[16:46] Jashin
    Come on, Yurine! Bring it on!
[16:50] Yurine
    What now?
[16:52] Yurine
    You're being kind of aggravating.
[16:55] Pekola
    The way this is going,
    Hanazono Yurine is about to...
[17:00] (Flashback) Yurine
    Here's a lunch for you, Pekola.
[17:02] (Flashback) Takahashi
    Let's get to the job site, part-timer!
[17:05] (Flashback) Yurine
    It's been getting colder,
    hasn't it? I brought you a scarf.
[17:09] (Flashback) Takahashi
    You've got a shift today, part-timer.
[17:12] (Flashback) Yurine
    Pekola... Pekola... Pekola...
[17:13] (Flashback) Takahashi
    Part-timer! Part-timer! Part-timer!
[17:17] (Flashback) Takahashi
    Part-timer...
[17:19] Pekola
    Why did someone who has nothing
     to do with this spring to mind?
[17:23] Pekola
    That's not what this is about!
SIGN    Wham
SIGN    Wham
[17:25] Pekola
    Watch out!
SIGN    Wham
[17:33] Yurine
    A pitfall?
[17:34] Pekola
    Ouch.
[17:36] Jashin
    Hey! Why'd you have to go and do that?!
[17:40] Jashin
    I was one step away
    from finally killing Yurine!
[17:43] Jashin
    Do you have any idea how hard
    I worked for this, you stupid fallen angel?!
[17:51] Pekola
    Shameful...
[17:52] Pekola
    What a shameful display...
[17:56] Yurine
    Oh, so that's what this was.
[18:00] Jashin
    Y-You've got it all wrong.
[18:03] Jashin
    Pekola dug this hole to live in, see...
[18:11] Jashin
    Please forgive me, Yurine!
[18:14] Jashin
    I'll do anything!
[18:16] Yurine
    Dinner tonight is burgers made
     from minced Jashin-chan.
[18:21] Jashin
    Please don't!
SIGN    Please Don't
SIGN    Please Don't
SIGN    Please Don't
SIGN    Please Don't
[18:26] Ran
    This is fun!
[18:32] Kyon
    When we went to Hell Zoo...
[18:35] Kyon
    If I hadn't been distracted
    by the slow loris...
[18:39] Kyon
    If I'd come back immediately...
[18:41] Kyon
    Maybe I could have prevented
    you from becoming a panda.
[18:46] Ran
    You're bringing that up again?
[18:48] Ran
    It's fine.
[18:50] Ran
    A lot happened, but we're
    here now, helping each other.
[18:54] Ran
    And it's not like I hate
    pandas now or anything.
[18:57] Ran
    Besides...
[18:59] Ran
    I totally agree that slow
    lorises are super cute!
SIGN    Hao
[19:03] Kyon
    Right?
SIGN    m 0 0 b 0 0 0 -1 2 -2 b 2 -2 2 -2 3 -2 b 4 -2 5 -2 6 -1 b 6 -1 7 0 7 1 b 7 2 7 2 7 3 b 7 4 7 4 6 5 b 5 6 4 6 3 6 b 2 6 2 5 1 5 b 1 5 0 6 0 6 b 0 5 -1 4 -1 3 b -1 2 -1 1 -1 0
SIGN    m 0 0 b 0 0 0 -1 2 -2 b 2 -2 2 -2 3 -2 b 4 -2 5 -2 6 -1 b 6 -1 7 0 7 1 b 7 2 7 2 7 3 b 7 4 7 4 6 5 b 5 6 4 6 3 6 b 2 6 2 5 1 5 b 1 5 0 6 0 6 b 0 5 -1 4 -1 3 b -1 2 -1 1 -1 0
SIGN    m 0 0 b 24 -9 54 -14 71 -14 b 103 -15 134 -13 153 -9 b 150 6 150 21 151 37 b 130 32 104 33 76 34 b 60 34 41 35 24 37 b 16 39 8 40 0 42
SIGN    m 0 0 b 24 -9 54 -14 71 -14 b 103 -15 134 -13 153 -9 b 150 6 150 21 151 37 b 130 32 104 33 76 34 b 60 34 41 35 24 37 b 16 39 8 40 0 42
SIGN    Hell School
SIGN    Regular
    Test
SIGN    Okay, we will now begin the test.
SIGN    Name
SIGN    Jashin-chan
SIGN    Problem 1
SIGN    Fill in
     the blanks
SIGN    (1) The chimpanzee,
     Doctor Zira, and
     her fiancé _____.
SIGN    (2) After being
     betrayed,
     Ben-Hur swears
     revenge against
     a military
     commander
     called _____.
    
SIGN    (3) The game that
     made arcade games
     popular was _____.
[19:13] Jashin
    This is a piece of cake.
[19:15] Jashin
    Ah!
[19:16] Jashin
    Roddy was the name of the actor.
SIGN    Roddy
[19:19] Jashin
    The answer is Cornelius.
[19:21] Jashin
    Eraser, eraser...
[19:24] Jashin
    It's not here.
[19:25] Jashin
    I forgot my eraser!
[19:28] Jashin
    Can I just write over it*
    to make it look right?
SIGN    Roddy
SIGN    Corne
[19:32] Jashin
    Yeah, not happening.
SIGN    Regular
    Test
[19:35] Jashin
    Maybe I should tell the teacher...
[19:36] Jashin
    Oh, yeah! I still have that!
SIGN    Rustle
    Rustle
SIGN    Rustle
    Rustle
SIGN    Rustle
    Rustle
SIGN    Rustle
    Rustle
SIGN    Rustle
    Rustle
[19:41] Jashin
    The slow loris eraser I got from
    a capsule machine yesterday.
[19:44] Jashin
    I'm glad I held on to this.
SIGN    Roddy
SIGN    Corne
[19:48] Jashin
    Come on...
SIGN    Roddy
SIGN    Corne
[19:50] Jashin
    It's not erasing it!
    It's just making it all messy!
[19:54] Jashin
    And the slow loris eraser
    is all smudged now, too...
SIGN    Animal
SIGN    Animal
SIGN    Animal
SIGN    Erasers
SIGN    Series 2
SIGN    Slow Loris
SIGN    Sand Cat
SIGN    Elephant
SIGN    Tibetan Fox
SIGN    Giraffe
SIGN    Collect All 5
[19:58] Jashin
    You're an eraser, aren't you?!
    That's what it said on the machine!
SIGN    Erase
    Erase
    Erase
    Erase
    Erase
    Erase
    Erase
    Erase
    Erase
    Erase
    Erase
    Erase
    Erase
    Erase
    Erase
    Erase
    Erase
    Erase
    Erase
    Erase
    Erase
    Erase
    Erase
    Erase
    Erase
    Erase
    Erase
    Erase
    Erase
    Erase
    Erase
    Erase
    Erase
    Erase
    Erase
    Erase
    Erase
    Erase
    Erase
    Erase
    Erase
    Erase
    Erase
    Erase
    Erase
    
[20:02] Jashin
    Darn it, erase!
SIGN    Rip
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[20:06] Jashin
    Damn you, slow loris!
SIGN    Gnash
[20:12] Jashin
    I have to patch it up.
[20:14] Jashin
    I don't have any glue or tape, though.
[20:17] Jashin
    Hm, I think I know what to use.
SIGN    m 0 0 b 0 0 0 0 0 0 b 0 0 0 0 0 0 b 0 0 0 0 0 0 l 75 0 b 76 0 77 0 77 1 l 78 53 b 78 54 77 55 75 55 l -1 55 b -2 55 -2 53 -2 53 l -3 3 b -3 2 -2 0 0 0
SIGN    The Fried Chicken
    Lunch She Bought
    at the School
    Store to Eat Early
SIGN    Knead
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SIGN    Stick
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SIGN    Stick
SIGN    Jashin-chan? What's the matter?
SIGN    Regular
    Test
[20:32] Jashin
    O-Oh, nothing...
[20:38] Jashin
    There. All patched up nicely,
    if I do say so myself.
[20:42] Jashin
    I could make a living out
    of this when I grow up.
[20:45] Jashin
    I could be a ripped-paper fixer.
SIGN    Okay, time's up.
SIGN    Collect all the tests, starting at the back.
[20:53] Jashin
    It's... over?
[20:58] Jashin
    I got so caught up in fixing the paper,
    I didn't even answer the first question!
[21:03] Jashin
    I should've moved on to the next question
    instead of getting hung up on that mistake...
SIGN    Jashin-chan, collect your row's tests.
[21:11] Medusa
    Jashin-chan, what's wrong?
[21:13] Jashin
    Roddy...
[21:15] Jashin
    Roddy...
[21:18] Jashin
    Did my life just flash before my eyes?
[21:20] Jashin
    Oh, that's right. I'm about
    to be crushed by a boulder.
[21:25] Jashin
    A hint on how to get out of this situation
    must've been hidden in that memory.
[21:30] Jashin
    Yes, the answer is...
[21:33] Jashin
    Roddy!
SIGN    A
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[21:35] Yurine
    I think you mean Cornelius.
[21:37] Pekola
    I have no idea what that means.
[23:10] Hanako
    I'm Kasugai Hanako. I'll be living
    with all of you from now on.
[23:14] Hanako
    It's nice to meet you.
[23:16] Hanako
    Nice to meet you, Lierre-chan.
[23:19] Lierre
    You're...
[23:20] Lierre
    What are you doing here?!
[23:22] Hanako
    That's still a secret for now.
[23:25] Hanako
    Next time on Dropkick
    on My Devil!! X
, episode 5:
[23:29] Hanako
    "To Love and Be Loved by Thirty Million."
[23:32] Hanako
    Let's all enjoy watching together.
[23:34] Hanako
    Right, Lierre-chan?

E5 - To Love and Be Loved by Thirty Million

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SIGN    Beth
[00:07] Jashin
    What?!
SIGN    Yeah, my mother's coming by soon to see how I'm doing.
[00:13] Jashin
    Persephone-sensei is coming to see me?
SIGN    I said she's coming to see me!
[00:18] Jashin
    Sensei is my teacher, my parent,
    my sister, and my daughter.
[00:26] Minos
    Uh, I think you were fine up until "sister"...
[00:29] Jashin
    I have to show her just how magnificently
     I'm doing in the human realm!
[00:33] Yurine
    You sure are fired up.
[00:35] Yurine
    This Sensei was a pretty big
    presence in your life, huh?
[00:38] Minos
    Jashin-chan never listens to anyone,
    but she'd always do what Sensei said.
[00:45] Jashin
    Sh-She's here!
[00:48] Jashin
    I'm so glad you're here, Sensei!
[00:55] Miku
    Miku Delivery Service!
[00:59] Jashin
    You got my hopes up!
[01:02] Miku
    Thank ya!
[01:07] Miku
    Next stop, that elderly couple.
[01:10] Jashin
    I hope they get a chocolate cake.
[01:16] Jashin
    It was just a delivery.
[01:18] Jashin
    Wait, is she in this box?!
SIGN    Amason
[01:21] Minos
    I seriously doubt that.
[01:23] Jashin
    Oh, I can't wait to see Sensei!
[01:26] Medusa
    I wonder when she'll get here.
[01:28] Jashin
    Ah, I hope it's soon!
[03:02] Yurine
    So...
[03:03] Jashin
    Yeah...
[03:05] Jashin
    That black shadow in the corner, right?
[03:08] Medusa
    It's been there for a long time...
[03:11] Medusa
    What the heck is it?
[03:13] Jashin
    While we were talking about it,
    it's started to take shape!
SIGN    It took a while to materialize that time...
[03:25] Three
    S-Sensei?!
SIGN    Mother!
[03:26] Yurine
    Huh?!
SIGN    I bet you never thought that shadow would turn into your teacher, huh?
SIGN    I wanted to surprise you,
SIGN    so I used a trick I can only use once every hundred year—
[03:38] Jashin
    Sensei—
SIGN    I-I used too much power. Let me rest for a bit, please?
[03:46] DevilA
    Kitsune-sama!
SIGN    Thanks. I feel better now.
SIGN    Nice to meet you. I'm Jashin-chan's teacher, Persephone.
SIGN    You must be Yurine-chan.
SIGN    Thank you for taking care of Jashin-chan.
SIGN    I have something for you.
SIGN    It's a knuckleduster made from my pet Cerberus's claw.
SIGN    I heard that you liked weapons.
[04:15] Yurine
    It's so cool. The coolest thing ever.
[04:19] Yurine
    Oh, I didn't introduce myself yet.
     I'm Hanazono Yurine.
[04:23] Yurine
    That sure was an unusual way
     to make an appearance.
SIGN    It'd be boring if I just walked in normally, wouldn't it?
[04:29] Medusa
    You're as playful as ever, Sensei!
[04:32] Minos
    So true.
[04:33] Jashin
    But that weird entrance dulled my
    emotional reaction to seeing you again.
SIGN    Good to see you again, Jashin-chan. Have you been well?
[04:42] Jashin
    Sensei!
[04:44] Jashin
    I missed you so much!
SIGN    I hear you haven't been able to beat Yurine-chan at all.
[04:52] Jashin
    Well, I mean... It's not that I can't...
    It's more like I've been letting her win...
[04:57] Jashin
    It just seems childish to totally
    let loose on a human, you know?
[05:02] Jashin
    Also, it wouldn't be like this if you'd
    properly taught me your dropkick!
SIGN    What? But I taught you it.
[05:09] Jashin
    Huh?! You taught me nothing!
SIGN    Dropkick on My Devil
SIGN    It was in Volume 8 of the manga!
[05:14] Jashin
    Who cares about that? It wasn't in the anime!
SIGN    Well, that's because I'm treated like an afterthought in the anime!
[05:21] Yurine
    Talk about meta.
SIGN    Either way, it's just a feeling I get,
SIGN    but I don't think you can beat Yurine-chan, so just give up.
[05:29] Jashin
    B-But didn't you always tell me to never
    give up on a fight until the very end?!
SIGN    I also taught you the importance of knowing when to quit.
[05:37] Jashin
    Well, then, Sensei...
[05:40] Jashin
    You can fight this woman with me!
[05:43] Yurine
    "This woman"?
[05:45] Jashin
    U-Uh, I mean, "this young lady"...
[05:49] Yurine
    No pointing!
[05:51] Jashin
    My finger! My finger!
[05:54] Jashin
    My chicken finger!
[05:55] Yurine
    Chicken fingers are just
    your favorite food lately.
[05:58] Minos
    When all's said and done,
    they're pretty good buddies.
[06:01] Minos
    Uh-huh.
SIGN    Still, it's a good thing to challenge yourself,
SIGN    so keep working hard until you're able to beat her.
[06:09] Jashin
    So do I work hard, or do I give up?
SIGN    Well, I'll be taking my leave now.
SIGN    Aw, already?
SIGN    Don't worry. I'll be back.
SIGN    The Hell Board of Education ordered me to live here for a while.
SIGN    They want me to study how human children live, too.
SIGN    Yay!
[06:31] Minos
    That's great news, Per-chan.
[06:33] Yurine
    By the way, where will you be staying?
SIGN    An orphanage called Iron Commando.
SIGN    I came to the human realm today to introduce myself there.
SIGN    When everything's all set up for my stay here, I'll come visit again.
SIGN    See you then.
[06:53] Medusa
    It sounds like Sensei will be here for
    a while. Isn't that great, Jashin-chan?
[06:57] Jashin
    Forget that. Buy me some chicken fingers.
[07:00] Yurine
    Hm, I think the Chicken Finger
    orphanage is where Lierre is, right?
[07:10] Yurine
    Wait, it's not Chicken Finger!
     It's Iron Commando!
[07:14] Yurine
    Your idiocy is contagious!
[07:16] Jashin
    Smirk.
SIGN    m 0 0 l 100 0 100 100 0 100
SIGN    Orphanage
    Iron Commando
SIGN    LOYALTY
SIGN    Fill me in with
    pretty colors
[07:23] Lierre
    What is this apprehension I feel?
[07:25] Daichi
    Are you okay, Lierre-chan?
[07:27] Daichi
    Your lips are blue.
[07:29] Lierre
    Huh? Oh, uh, my lips have
    always been blue, I think...
[07:33] Daichi
    No, they haven't!
[07:35] Daichi
    What's wrong? You're acting funny.
[07:37] Lierre
    I'm fine.
[07:39] Sensei
    Okay, can I have everyone's attention?
SIGN    I'm Kasugai Hanako, and I'll be living with you all starting today. I hope we'll be friends.
[07:46] Kid1
    Ooh, someone new!
[07:48] Kid2
    How old are you?
[07:52] Lierre
    That's where my apprehension was coming from!
[07:55] Daichi
    Lierre-chan?
SIGN    What's this?
SIGN    You're a bit pale. Are you all right?
[08:03] Lierre
    Wh-What are you doing—
[08:07] Lierre
    Oops.
[08:08] Daichi
    Sensei! Lierre-chan's face
    and lips are really pale!
[08:13] Sensei
    Oh, you're right.
    She should go rest in your room.
SIGN    I'll take her.
SIGN    Come, Lierre-chan, let's go.
SIGN    Daichi and Lierre's Room
[08:28] Lierre
    What's the meaning of this, Persephone?
[08:31] Lierre
    Did Hell order you to keep an eye on me?
[08:34] Lierre
    I came here of my own free will.
    Heaven has no part in it.
SIGN    We haven't seen each other in so long. Be a little happier.
SIGN    I only came here to study how children in the human realm live.
SIGN    It just happened to be in the same place as you.
[08:51] Lierre
    I wonder about that.
[08:54] Lierre
    Wh-What?
SIGN    Anyway, that's quite the cute form you've taken.
SIGN    It reminds me of when we were kids.
[09:04] Lierre
    C-Cut it out!
[09:05] Lierre
    I have no pleasant memories of you!
SIGN    Did you really have to say that to your best friend?
[09:13] Lierre
    That was when you were in Heaven.
[09:19] Lierre
    I have no best friend in Hell.
[09:25] Lierre
    Well, for now, we can set aside our respective
     reasons for being in the human realm.
SIGN    Too Short for a Sash
[09:31] Lierre
    I'm living here as a child.
    Just keep that in mind.
[09:36] Lierre
    I don't want to cause trouble
    for the humans here.
SIGN    I know.
[09:43] Daichi
    Lierre-chan!
[09:46] Daichi
    Are you feeling okay?
[09:48] Lierre
    Yeah. All better now.
[09:49] Daichi
    Oh, good! I was worried
    'cause your lips were so blue.
[09:53] Lierre
    Were they really that blue?
[09:55] Daichi
    They were bluer than blue!
[09:57] Daichi
    See? They weren't blue to start with!
[10:04] Daichi
    Thank you, Hanako-san!
[10:06] Daichi
    You say it, too, Lierre-chan!
[10:08] Lierre
    Th-Thank you so much.
SIGN    You're welcome.
SIGN    Well, I'll be going now.
SIGN    If you ever feel ill again, tell me right away, okay?
SIGN    Lierre-chan.
[10:27] Daichi
    Thank goodness Hanako-san
    is such a nice person!
[10:29] Lierre
    Y-Yeah.
[10:32] Lierre
    This has turned into a real mess.
    And worst of all...
[10:32] Daichi
    She's pretty, she's nice...
    I want to be like her!
[10:35] Lierre
    It's humiliating that I have to
    act like a child in front of her!
[10:40] Daichi
    Lierre-chan, your lips are
    starting to turn blue again.
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SIGN    Orphanage
    Iron Commando
[10:46] Daichi
    Lierre-chan!
[10:48] Daichi
    I found something really funny! Come see!
[10:51] Lierre
    Something funny?
[10:54] Jashin
    My funny tail's white, too!
[10:59] Daichi
    There it is!
[11:01] Lierre
    Huh?! Why is there a panda
    ride in a place like this?!
[11:05] Daichi
    Isn't it funny? It's the only one here.
[11:10] Lierre
    J-Just one of them in a place like this?
[11:14] Lierre
    That's hilarious!
[11:16] Daichi
    You wanna ride it too, right?
[11:18] Lierre
    I do!
[11:20] Lierre
    Wait, no. If I got all giddy over something
    like this, I'd be a human child for real.
[11:25] Lierre
    No, I only look like a child right now.
    It wouldn't be so weird for me to ride it, right?
[11:31] Jashin
    Hey, you two.
[11:33] Jashin
    It's five o'clock.
    Little kids should be at home.
[11:36] Daichi
    You just want to ride it
    yourself, Jashin-chan!
[11:40] Jashin
    You got it.
[11:43] Jashin
    Up we go!
[11:45] Jashin
    Go on, get outta here!
[11:47] Jashin
    Ah, this is so fun!
[11:49] Jashin
    Has anything ever been this fun? Nope!
[11:55] Daichi
    Let's go, Lierre-chan.
[11:57] Lierre
    Y-Yeah.
[12:09] DevilA
    The next morning!
[12:12] Lierre
    I didn't get to ride the panda
    yesterday because of her.
[12:16] Lierre
    But I am actually an adult, so I guess
    not riding it was the right choice.
[12:21] Lierre
    But maybe I'll go check it out again!
[12:24] Lierre
    I mean, it's not about whether
    I ride it or not! It's just to check it out!
[12:31] Jashin
    I knew you'd be back.
[12:35] Lierre
    What are you doing here so early?
[12:38] Lierre
    Have you been on that thing all this time?
[12:40] Jashin
    I went home, then came back bright and early...
[12:43] Jashin
    to make sure you couldn't ride this panda!
[12:48] Jashin
    I saw how badly you
    wanted to ride it yesterday.
[12:52] Jashin
    So I'm not gonna let you ride it that easily!
[12:55] Lierre
    Wha—
[12:56] Lierre
    Why would you do that?
[12:58] Jashin
    I can't beat you in hand-to-hand combat.
[13:02] Jashin
    So I'm doing this to torment
    you mentally instead.
[13:05] Jashin
    Pretty mean of me, right?
[13:08] Jashin
    I'm a devil, after all.
[13:11] Jashin
    If you want to ride it,
    try getting here earlier than me.
[13:14] Lierre
    I-I just had a momentary
    mental lapse yesterday.
[13:18] Lierre
    I won't take part in such a ridiculous game.
[13:21] Lierre
    So long.
[13:28] DevilA
    Early next morning...
[13:36] Lierre
    Hup!
[13:38] Lierre
    Not being able to ride it
    makes me want to even more!
[13:40] Lierre
    I want to ride that panda
    so unbelievably bad right now!
[13:45] Lierre
    She'd never expect me to be there
    this early in the morning, right?
[13:51] Jashin
    Did you think just showing up
    at dawn would be good enough?
[13:54] Jashin
    How naïve.
[13:58] Jashin
    It was written all over your face yesterday
     that you'd come here at dawn today.
[14:03] Jashin
    So I spent the night here.
    I slept in that sleeping bag over there.
[14:07] Jashin
    If you'll admit that I've won
    this game, I might let you ride.
[14:11] Lierre
    I'll never say that!
[14:13] Lierre
    There was never any need for me
    to go easy on a devil in the first place!
[14:18] Lierre
    I'll move you by force!
[14:20] Jashin
    Huh?
[14:23] Jashin
    Ow.
[14:26] Jashin
    Wow, I got knocked off of it.
[14:29] Jashin
    She knocked me off by force,
    the most barbaric method possible.
[14:33] Jashin
    I'm disgusted, frankly.
[14:37] Jashin
    I don't even care anymore. I'm going home.
[14:51] Lierre
    Was riding this worth
    making her so disgusted?
[14:55] Lierre
    She's the one who was tormenting me!
    This makes me look like the bad guy!
SIGN    How strange that there's only one ride in a place like this.
[15:05] Lierre
    Persephone! Why are you here?!
SIGN    It's so early in the morning, and you were gone.
SIGN    I got worried and came looking for you.
SIGN    What teacher wouldn't do that?
[15:17] Lierre
    Well, uh...
[15:20] Lierre
    I-It's not what you think!
SIGN    Kids do love playground rides like these. How nostalgic.
SIGN    We rode a Pegasus one in Heaven all the time.
SIGN    AC
[15:39] Clerk
    Welcome!
[15:42] Pekola
    Lierre-sama, what are you ordering?
[15:44] Lierre
    Let's see... I'll have...
SIGN    Unhappy Meal
SIGN    Main
SIGN    Side
SIGN    Drink (S)
SIGN    Help me!
SIGN    Green onions!
SIGN    Patra-chan and Hatsune Miku figures
SIGN    Today Only!!
SIGN    2 toys to choose from!
[15:50] Lierre
    Th-This is...
[15:52] Lierre
    It comes with a figure of Patra-chan
    being burned at the stake? I want it!
[15:55] Lierre
    And the offer ends today!
[15:59] Lierre
    No, no! I can't drool over it
    in front of my subordinates!
[16:02] Lierre
    It'd tarnish my dignity as their superior!
[16:05] Lierre
    A cheeseburger meal with an iced coffee.
[16:08] Clerk
    Sure!
[16:09] Lierre
    I look like a child,
    but I
am an adult, after all.
[16:15] DevilA
    Today, Lierre graduates from the
    Unhappy Meal she loved so much.
SIGN    Unhappy Meal Graduation Ceremony
[16:23] Poporon
    That really surprised me, though.
[16:26] Poporon
    I had no idea you and Persephone,
    the Queen of Hell, used to be friends.
[16:31] Lierre
    That's because I never
    told you three about it.
[16:35] Lierre
    Besides, it's been a long, long time
     since she was in Heaven.
[16:39] Pekola
    Why'd Persephone end up goin' to Hell?
SIGN    Munch
SIGN    Munch
SIGN    Munch
[16:43] Lierre
    Are you eating or talking? Pick one!
[16:46] Lierre
    It's hard to say.
[16:48] Lierre
    Heaven can be suffocating with all its
    strict rules. Maybe she just got tired of it.
[16:54] Girl
    Miku has so many green onions stuck in her!
[16:57] Boy
    Patra-chan's sweating like crazy!
[16:59] Mom
    That's nice.
[17:01] Lierre
    That kid has the "burning at the stake" figure!
[17:06] Lierre
    Seeing someone else with it
    just makes me want it more!
[17:08] Lierre
    Maybe I didn't need to put
    on the tough superior act?
[17:13] Pekola
    I finished mine.
[17:15] Poporon
    Stop looking like the
    world's coming to an end.
[17:19] Poporon
    You can have mine.
[17:21] Pekola
    Thank you!
[17:23] Poporon
    What's wrong, Pino?
    You've been quiet this whole time.
[17:26] Pino
    I don't believe it.
[17:28] Pino
    I refuse to believe you just
    happened to be together!
[17:31] Pino
    You wanted to be certain
    you could get rid of us,
[17:34] Pino
    so you called an old friend
    from Hell to help you.
[17:38] Lierre
    What are you talking about?
[17:40] Lierre
    I have friends in Heaven.
    Why would I need to call one in Hell?
[17:44] Pino
    You lie! I know that's what's going on!
[17:48] Pino
    I won't just go down quietly.
[17:50] Pino
    I'll gouge out your eyeballs!
[17:54] Pekola
    Stop, Pino!
[17:59] Ozaki
    She screamed!
[18:03] Chiba
    She screamed again!
SIGN    Reiwa Traditional Chinese
SIGN    Stomach Medicine
[18:06] Pekola
    Have you calmed down now?
[18:09] Pino
    I'm done for...
[18:12] Pino
    Hanazono-san, please help me...
[18:14] Poporon
    And now she's crying.
SIGN    Oh?
SIGN    If it isn't Lierre.
SIGN    Hi!
[18:21] Pekola
    Speak of the devil.
SIGN    We came 'cause today's the last day you can get the "Patra-chan burning at the stake" figure.
[18:28] Lierre
    Must be nice being a child.
[18:31] Lierre
    They don't have to be shy about
    choosing the Unhappy Meal.
SIGN    Jashin-chan said to buy it and be back in five minutes, so we gotta hurry! Bye!
[18:40] Poporon
    That's not possible.
[18:41] Pekola
    Well, shall we take our leave, too?
[18:44] Poporon
    Oh, no! The restaurant starts
    getting busy around this time!
[18:48] Pino
    Hanazono-san...
SIGN    AC
[18:50] Clerk
    Thank you for dropping in!
[18:56] Lierre
    So long, "Patra-chan burning at the stake."
SIGN    Lierre.
SIGN    Here. This is what you wanted, isn't it?
[19:11] Lierre
    The "burning at the stake" figure...
SIGN    Be back at the orphanage before dark, okay?
[19:20] Lierre
    How is it you always know how I'm feeling?
[19:24] Lierre
    Patra-chan... I'm happy,
    but also kind of irritated!
SIGN    Jashin-chan
    Burning at
    the Stake
[19:28] Jashin
    Hot! Hot, hot, hot!
[19:31] Yurine
    Show me what's in the briefcase.
[19:38] Yurine
    You ran off with the money from the Season 3
     crowdfunding drive again, didn't you?
[19:43] Jashin
    Well, I wouldn't say I "ran off" with it...
[19:46] Jashin
    I planned to increase it at the boat
    races and return it to the investors.
[19:50] Yurine
    Return it?
[19:52] Yurine
    You emptied the case!
[19:53] Jashin
    Fundraising goal reached!
[19:58] Jashin
    Forgive me! I was sure
    I'd come back with more!
[20:01] Yurine
    People put their hard-earned money into it.
    How many times must you do this to them?
[20:10] Yurine
    Our investors are going to kill you.
SIGN    Investor
SIGN    Investor
SIGN    Investor
SIGN    Investor
SIGN    Investor
SIGN    Investor
[20:13] Investor1
    There she is! Kill Jashin-chan!
[20:15] Investor2
    In the most brutal way possible!
[20:18] Jashin
    Please do something, Yurine!
[20:20] Yurine
    Do what?
[20:22] Jashin
    I'll kill you for the insurance money!
[20:24] Yurine
    Listen, you...
[20:26] Jashin
    I'll have to use my last resort.
[20:30] Jashin
    My only choice is to go there.
SIGN    Hell Financing Jinbocho Branch
SIGN    Hell Financing Jinbocho Branch
[20:35] Lender
    Our interest rate is outta this world.
[20:39] Lender
    You want thirty million?
[20:41] Lender
    That's a ten-day interest rate of 10%!
[20:44] DevilA
    A truly devilish interest rate!
[20:50] Jashin
    Well, I managed to fix the problem, anyway.
SIGN    Life
    Theater
[21:11] Jashin
    This place...
[21:13] Jashin
    This barren place...
[21:16] Jashin
    Where am I?!
[21:18] DevilA
    This was the beginning of
    a harsh life of running away,
[21:22] DevilA
    in which she absolutely had
    to escape, no matter what.
[21:26] DevilA
    And so, she bade farewell to her
    happy, peaceful life in Jinbocho.
[21:32] DevilA
    Next week!
[21:33] DevilA
    Dropkick on My Devil X:
    The Escape Arc begins!
[21:33] Test
    Dropkick on My Devil X:
    The Escape Arc
[23:10] Pekola
    Pekola here.
[23:12] Pekola
    I still haven't forgotten how I was the
    only one who didn't get to eat dinner
[23:16] Pekola
    when we went to Chitose.
[23:19] Pekola
    That aside, why does the meat spaghetti
    here in Katsuro have cutlets on top of it?
[23:25] Pekola
    For someone as hungry as I am,
     there couldn't be a more sinful dish!
[23:29] Pekola
    Next time on Dropkick
    on My Devil!! X
, episode 6:
[23:34] Pekola
    "Gilding Kamuy: Kushiro."
[23:36] Pekola
    I want to eat, too.

E6 - Gilding Kamuy: Kushiro

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[00:10] SIGN
    Dropkick on My Devil!!! X
    Kushiro Arc
[00:15] SIGN
    Two Months Later
[00:19] Minos
    Yum!
SIGN    I feel bad for Jashin-chan. She's missing out on this great food.
[00:27] Minos
    Speaking of Jashin-chan,
    I haven't seen her in a while.
SIGN    She went into debt and then vanished.
[00:33] Yurine
    Guess we have no choice.
[00:36] Yurine
    Shall we go?
[00:38] Minos
    Huh?
SIGN    Go where?
[00:45] Yurine
    To Kushiro.
[00:49] SIGN
    Kushiro City Hall
[00:50] DevilA
    That's right! After falling into
    massive debt and running away,
[00:55] DevilA
    Jashin-chan was in Hokkaido once again!
[02:34] Jashin
    I'm so hungry.
[02:40] Jashin
    I don't even have any money...
[02:47] Jashin
    Yo, dude. Give me that salmon.
[02:51] Jashin
    Why the heck am I talking to a statue?
[02:58] Jashin
    I'm so hungry.
[03:09] Jashin
    So... where am I, anyway?
[03:16] Jashin
    O... Orihsuk?
[03:20] Jashin
    Where even is that?
[03:21] SIGN
    Kushiro no Yoru
[03:21] Devil
    It's "Kushiro."
[03:30] Minos
    I never would've thought Jashin-chan
    would end up in Hokkaido again.
[03:34] Yurine
    Well, I have a pretty
    good idea what happened.
[03:40] DevilA
    This is the city of Kushiro in Hokkaido.
[03:42] DevilA
    We're in Kushiro Shitsugen National Park,
[03:45] DevilA
    which spans the four
    municipalities of Kushiro.
[03:47] DevilA
    At 28,788 hectares,
    it's Japan's largest wetland.
[03:52] SIGN
    Satellite Observatory
[03:53] DevilA
    In addition to enjoying the
    magnificent natural scenery,
[03:56] DevilA
    you can see tufts of sedge grass,
    Ezo red foxes, Ezo sika deer,
[03:59] DevilA
    and lots of other unique flora and fauna.
[04:02] DevilA
    You can even go horse trekking
     or paddle around in a canoe!
SIGN    So where are we going now?
[04:19] SIGN
    Tancho
[04:19] SIGN
    Tancho
[04:19] SIGN
    Kushiro Airport
[04:19] SIGN
    Kushiro Airport
[04:19] Minos
    Also, Yurine-chan, how do you
    know where Jashin-chan is?
[04:25] SIGN
    Washo
[04:25] SIGN
    Washo
[04:25] SIGN
    Washo
     Market
SIGN    Washo Market?
[04:29] SIGN
    Rice
[04:29] SIGN
    Rice
[04:29] Yurine
    Washo Market, also known as Kushiro's kitchen.
[04:32] Yurine
    It was established in 1954, making it
    the most historic market in Kushiro.
[04:43] Medusa
    Minos?
[04:44] Medusa
    And Yurine-san and Per-chan, too!
[04:46] Minos
    Medusa? Why are you in Kushiro?
SIGN    Come to think of it, I hadn't seen Medusa-chan in a while, either.
[04:52] Medusa
    I've been looking for Jashin-chan.
[04:56] Medusa
    I've spent the past two months
    searching as many places as I can...
[05:04] Medusa
    But no matter how hard
     I try, I can't find her.
[05:07] Yurine
    Three thousand leagues in
    search of garbage, huh?
[05:09] Medusa
    But...
[05:11] Medusa
    I guess you three are looking
    for Jashin-chan, too, right?
[05:14] SIGN
    Washo Market
[05:14] SIGN
    Specialty
[05:14] SIGN
    Sato Shoten
[05:14] SIGN
    Genuine
[05:14] SIGN
    Kattedon
[05:14] SIGN
    Amazing flavor
     guaranteed
[05:14] SIGN
    to satisfy!!
[05:14] Yurine
    "Kattedon," it says.
SIGN    Ooh, does that mean we can put whatever we want on it?
[05:17] Yurine
    I want extra salmon roe.
[05:18] Minos
    I want the super-mega-large rice!
[05:21] DevilA
    When you buy kattedon,
    a Washo Market specialty,
[05:24] DevilA
    you buy the rice from vendors in the market,
[05:27] DevilA
    then you visit the many fresh fish and roe
     vendors to choose the toppings you want.
[05:32] DevilA
    You can make the seafood
    bowl of your dreams with ease!
[05:36] SIGN
    Kattedon
[05:38] Jashin
    I can choose my own?
[05:39] Jashin
    I'm extremely hungry right now,
     so this is a lifesaver.
[05:46] Jashin
    Yum!
[05:47] Jashin
    A place where I can eat
    whatever I want must be Heaven!
[05:50] Clerk1
    Excuse me, ma'am! You can't
    just eat whatever you want!
[05:56] Medusa
    U-Um...
[06:01] Dried
    We've got a great deal on this dried fish.
[06:04] Mei
    Hmm, what to do...
[06:07] Clerk1
    Hold it!
[06:08] Jashin
    No! I'm gonna eat every last bite!
[06:11] Mei
    Orochimaru?!
[06:12] Mei
    That girl! I want that girl in dried form!
[06:15] Three
    Let's eat!
[06:19] Minos
    It's not every day you get to eat
    a fancy seafood bowl like this!
[06:22] Yurine
    You said it. It's way more than
    just a difference in freshness.
SIGN    It's incredibly tender!
[06:28] Clerk1
    Boy, that customer was a real pain.
[06:31] Clerk2
    Sure, "kattedon" means "eat your way,"
    but it doesn't mean you can eat for free.
[06:35] Medusa
    That almost sounds like Jashin-chan...
SIGN    I guess there are troublemakers no matter where you go.
[06:44] Medusa
    Jashin-chan...
[06:48] DevilA
    This is one of the top-selling
    processed marine products in Hokkaido:
[06:48] SIGN
    Marinated
[06:48] SIGN
    Salmon Roe
[06:53] DevilA
    salmon roe from Sasaya Shoten!
[06:58] DevilA
    Try it. It'll blow you away.
[07:02] DevilA
    Yum!
[07:11] Pekola
    What is this place?
[07:13] SIGN
    Life
    Theater
[07:13] Pekola
    I can't believe she dragged me along
    when she fled from those debt collectors,
[07:17] Pekola
    and then, the forced labor...
[07:19] Pekola
    We barely escaped with our lives, but the
    boat we got on was smuggling migrants,
[07:23] Pekola
    and when we finally got back
    to Japan, everyone ran off...
[07:27] Pekola
    leaving me all alone.
[07:30] Pekola
    She was the first to run away.
[07:32] Pekola
    What do I do now?
[07:37] Pekola
    Lierre-sama! What are you doing here?!
[07:40] Lierre
    God sees and knows all.
[07:43] Medusa
    "Coach & Four"?
[07:44] SIGN
    m 0 0 l 100 10 99.4 100 0 105
[07:44] SIGN
    Dropkick on My Devil
[07:45] Yurine
    Let's try to get some info.
[07:47] Medusa
    I hope we find Jashin-chan...
[07:53] SIGN
    Bububu
[07:53] SIGN
    Bububu
[07:53] Medusa
    What's that you're looking at, Minos?
[07:55] SIGN
    Bububu
[07:55] SIGN
    Bububu
[07:55] SIGN
    Hokkaido
[07:55] SIGN
    KUSHIRO
[07:55] SIGN
    KUSHIRO
[07:55] SIGN
    KUSHIRO
[07:55] SIGN
    Bububu
[07:55] SIGN
    Bububu
[07:55] SIGN
    Hokkaido
[07:55] SIGN
    KUSHIRO
[07:55] SIGN
    KUSHIRO
[07:55] SIGN
    KUSHIRO
[07:55] Minos
    I wanna go here!
[07:55] SIGN
    Bububu
[07:55] SIGN
    Bububu
[07:55] SIGN
    Hokkaido
[07:55] SIGN
    KUSHIRO
[07:55] SIGN
    KUSHIRO
[07:55] SIGN
    KUSHIRO
[07:56] SIGN
    Bububu
[07:56] SIGN
    Bububu
[07:56] SIGN
    Hokkaido
[07:56] SIGN
    KUSHIRO
[07:56] SIGN
    KUSHIRO
[07:56] SIGN
    KUSHIRO
[08:02] SIGN
    A Farm in Onbetsu
[08:12] Yurine
    This place is so nice and peaceful.
[08:15] Minos
    Awesome! It just screams "Hokkaido"!
[08:18] Farmer
    What's this? Y'all here from the mainland?
[08:25] Jashin
    Yeah, I definitely can't eat cattle feed.
[08:40] Farmer
    Tasty, ain't it?
SIGN    Yeah! It's delicious!
[08:45] Yurine
    It has so much depth to it.
[08:47] Medusa
    It's rich but somehow
    mellow at the same time.
SIGN    Yeah.
[08:51] Farmer
    'Round these parts, we get "sea fog,"
    which is a fog that's chock-full of minerals.
[08:51] SIGN
    "Sea Fog"
[08:55] Farmer
    The grass here soaks up that
    nutrient-rich fog, so when the cows eat it,
[08:59] Farmer
    they give us good, rich milk.
[09:05] Minos
    I want to work here!
[09:07] Both
    What?!
[09:08] Farmer
    I'd sure appreciate that!
[09:10] Minos
    Work here with me, Per-chan!
SIGN    Huh? No way.
[09:13] Minos
    So it's settled!
SIGN    What?! I don't want to!
[09:16] Minos
    Aw, come on!
[09:16] Yurine
    I guess she felt a sense of kinship?
[09:21] Farmer
    Wh-What's goin' on?
[09:22] Medusa
    Um... Weren't we looking for Jashin-chan?
[09:26] Farmer
    Hey, you! Get away from there!
[09:28] Farmer
    Who in tarnation drinks milk
    straight from the teat?!
[09:31] Minos
    Sounds like there's a weirdo here, too.
SIGN    Imagine it's actually Jashin-chan.
[09:36] Farmer
    Sheesh, what a dad-blasted fool.
[09:39] Yurine
    I'm just glad no damage was done.
[09:42] Minos
    I'll keep the cows safe!
SIGN    She's even more motivated now.
[09:47] Medusa
    We'll let you know if we find Jashin-chan.
[09:49] Minos
    Got it!
SIGN    Bye!
[09:54] Jashin
    Hmm...
[09:55] SIGN
    Hiring Part-Time
    Help
[09:55] SIGN
    Work Hours:
[09:55] SIGN
    Pay:
[09:55] SIGN
    Location: Here
[09:55] SIGN
    Someone cheerful
     and energetic
[09:55] SIGN
    Someone who doesn't
    pop marimo yokan
    jelly balls with a toothpick
[09:55] Jashin
    Pays 10,000 yen a day? So it'd take
     3,000 days to earn 30 million.
[10:00] Jashin
    That could work.
[10:07] DevilA
    Good luck.
[10:14] Jashin
    Huh. So this is a marimo yokan jelly ball?
[10:42] Owner
    Yer out.
[10:47] Jashin
    I couldn't earn any money...
[10:50] Jashin
    But I did get some yokan balls.
[10:53] Jashin
    It's always good when
    food doesn't go to waste.
[10:58] Jashin
    This was very informational.
[11:01] DevilA
    And so, Jashin-chan continued
    to learn, one lesson at a—
[11:04] Jashin
    I'll never work again!
[11:06] Jashin
    Remove all useless things from life! Yeah!
[11:10] DevilA
    Trash.
[11:16] Jashin
    What a pretty lake.
[11:18] DevilA
    This is Lake Akan,
    renowned for its marimo algae.
[11:21] DevilA
    The mountainous backdrop makes for
     magnificent scenery. And the air's so sweet!
[11:29] Jashin
    What's that?
[11:31] DevilA
    These mud pools are known as "bokke,"
    which is Ainu for "boiling place."
[11:34] DevilA
    Mud reaching temperatures of 100°C
     bubbles up from underground,
[11:38] DevilA
    along with volcanic gases.
[11:40] SIGN
    Danger Keep Out
[11:41] Jashin
    Bokke...
[11:42] SIGN
    Keep Out
[11:42] DevilA
    Hey!
[11:43] Jashin
    It's kind of relaxing here.
[11:45] DevilA
    It's dangerous!
[11:46] Jashin
    Reminds me of the scenery back home.
[11:52] Jashin
    My marimo!
[11:55] DevilA
    Jashin-chan!
[11:57] Jashin
    Flutter, flutter, fall, fall.
[12:03] Jashin
    Hot! Hot! Hot! Hot! Hot! Hot! Hot! Hot!
[12:09] SIGN
    ° Never, Ever Try This
[12:19] LocalA
    What's that?
[12:21] LocalB
    Hmm? What is it?
[12:22] LocalA
    That's an awful big bokke bubble.
[12:26] LocalC
    I think it's moving.
[12:30] Local
    What is that?!
[12:49] LocalA
    What is that light?
[12:51] LocalC
    Is that a person?
[12:52] DevilA
    No, it's not a person.
[12:55] DevilA
    It's...
[12:56] DevilA
    It's...
[12:58] Locals
    What is that?!
[13:05] SIGN
    Butterbur Field in Onbetsu
[13:09] Poporon
    Why did I have to come all
    the way to Kushiro to work?
[13:14] Pino
    And this is very physical labor.
[13:16] Lierre
    The invoice from our time in Chitose didn't
     make it through accounting in Heaven.
[13:21] Lierre
    The budget wasn't enough
    to cover our return trip.
[13:24] Pekola
    I thought you saw and knew everything?
[13:26] Poporon
    It's Pekola-sama's fault.
[13:28] Pino
    It is Pekola-sama's fault.
[13:31] Poporon
    Um, what about you, Lierre-sama?
[13:33] Lierre
    I apparently can't work since I'm a child.
[13:36] Poporon
    No fair!
[13:37] Lierre
    Well, I can't help it, can I?
[13:38] Pino
    I came along because she told me to...
[13:42] Pino
    But without Hanazono-san, I...
[13:46] Pino
    Hanazono-san...
[13:50] SIGN
    Payment
[13:50] SIGN
    Payment
[13:50] Farmer
    Thanks. You were a big help.
[13:50] SIGN
    Payment
[13:50] SIGN
    Payment
[13:50] SIGN
    Payment
[13:50] SIGN
    Payment
[13:50] SIGN
    Payment
[13:52] Pekola
    W-We get this much?
[13:54] Farmer
    Well, you worked hard.
[13:56] Lierre
    This is more than enough money.
[13:58] Pekola
    If we must accept this much...
[14:00] Pekola
    Please let us help you with something else.
[14:03] Farmer
    You sure?
[14:05] Farmer
    Hmm... Oh, in that case...
[14:14] Lierre
    His emus have been
    disappearing one after another?
[14:18] Pino
    Emus...
[14:19] Poporon
    How is it possible for a
    load of them to just vanish?
[14:23] Pekola
    Where did they run off to?
[14:25] Lierre
    Well, I guess we can look for them.
[14:29] SIGN
    Kushiro City
    Red-Crowned Crane
    Natural Park
[14:34] Lierre
    Cranes.
[14:35] Pekola
    Indeed.
[14:36] Poporon
    I suppose so.
[14:37] Pino
    Yes.
[14:40] Poporon
    Lierre-sama, did you just
    want to look at the cranes?
[14:44] Lierre
    O-Of course not!
[14:46] SIGN
    Kushiro City
    Red-Crowned Crane
    Natural Park
[14:47] DevilA
    This is the Red-Crowned Crane Natural Park.
[14:49] DevilA
    Red-crowned cranes aren't
    commonly seen in summer,
[14:52] DevilA
    but here, you can see them living
     in the wetlands all year round.
[14:56] Pekola
    It doesn't look like the emus are here.
[14:58] Poporon
    Well, it is a crane park.
[15:00] GuestA
    Hey, there's apparently
    a god in Kushiro right now.
[15:03] GuestB
    Wow, a god?
[15:05] GuestB
    Wow, cranes! So many cranes!
[15:08] GuestA
    This is peak crane!
[15:10] Poporon
    A "god"?
[15:11] Pekola
    Are they talking about Lierre-sama?
[15:20] SIGN
    Lake
[15:20] SIGN
    Akan
[15:21] Yurine
    Lake Akan Ainu Kotan.
[15:23] Yurine
    "Kotan" is Ainu for "settlement."
[15:26] Yurine
    There are about 36 residences
    and 120 people here,
[15:29] Yurine
    producing and selling folk
    art to make a living.
[15:35] Miku
    Mukkuri, mukkuri, mukkuri, mukkuri,
     mukkuri, mukkuri, mukkuri... Mu?
[15:39] SIGN
    m 0 0 l 100 0 100 100 0 100
[15:39] SIGN
    Marimo Pudding
[15:39] Yusa
    Care for some pudding?
[15:41] Miku
    One, please!
[15:43] SIGN
    Folk Art Café
[15:43] SIGN
    P
[15:43] SIGN
    o
[15:43] SIGN
    l
[15:43] SIGN
    o
[15:43] SIGN
    n
[15:43] SIGN
    n
[15:43] SIGN
    o
[15:45] SIGN
    Yuk (Deer Meat) Meal
[15:46] SIGN
    m 0 0 l 100 0 100 100 0 100
[15:46] SIGN
    m 0 0 l 100 0 100 100 0 100
[15:46] SIGN
    Amam (Rice)
[15:46] SIGN
    Amam (Rice)
[15:46] SIGN
    Rice cooked with beans,
    glutinous millet, and
    victory onion. The light
    sweetness of the victory
    onion and stickiness of
    the glutinous millet are
    divine.
[15:46] SIGN
    m 0 0 l 100 0 100 100 0 100
[15:46] SIGN
    m 0 0 l 100 0 100 100 0 100
[15:46] SIGN
    Mefun (Fermented Salmon Liver)
[15:46] SIGN
    Mefun (Fermented Salmon Liver)
[15:46] SIGN
    Only one strand of this
    precious fermented
    delicacy can be obtained
    from one salmon.
    Pairs well with amam.
[15:46] SIGN
    m 0 0 l 100 0 100 100 0 100
[15:46] SIGN
    m 0 0 l 100 0 100 100 0 100
[15:46] SIGN
    Yuk Ohaw (Deer Soup)
[15:46] SIGN
    Yuk Ohaw (Deer Soup)
[15:46] SIGN
    "Yuk" means "deer," and "ohaw" means
    "soup." Seasonal ingredients such as
    wild plants and mushrooms join a very
    simple broth of konbu and salt in this
    savory staple of Ainu cooking.
[15:50] Medusa
    We haven't found Jashin-chan anywhere.
[15:52] Yurine
    This is good. It's so chewy.
[15:55] Medusa
    Yurine-san!
[15:57] Yurine
    Well, I'm sure we'll happen across some info.
[16:00] Yurine
    Come on. You won't get many
    chances to eat Ainu cooking.
[16:08] Yurine
    Ah, deer soup. Reminds me of Azusa 2.
[16:08] SIGN
    m 0 0 l 100 0 100 100 0 100
[16:08] SIGN
    m 0 0 l 100 0 100 100 0 100
[16:08] SIGN
    Cep Ohaw (Salmon Soup)
[16:08] SIGN
    Cep Ohaw (Salmon Soup)
[16:08] SIGN
    Ohaw (soup) with cep (salmon).
    Ohaw can be made with many things,
    and this ohaw is made with salmon.
    Just as delicious as yuk ohaw,
    with its own unique flavors to enjoy.
[16:11] Medusa
    It's delicious.
[16:13] Yurine
    It's simple, but the
    ingredients are so savory.
[16:17] DevilA
    Other highlights of Ainu Kotan include:
[16:19] DevilA
    Lake Akan Ainu Theater Ikor, where you
    can enjoy powerful ancient Ainu dancing,
[16:23] SIGN
    Lake Akan Ainu Theater
[16:25] DevilA
    and Onnechise, home of traditional
    and creative aspects of Ainu culture,
[16:29] DevilA
    where you can enjoy hands-on
    interaction with the old and the new.
[16:34] DevilA
    There is ample opportunity to enjoy
    and learn about Ainu culture here.
[16:38] SIGN
    m 0 0 l 0 0 l 20 0 b 26 1 30 6 34 6 b 35 7 35 9 34 10 l 34 10 b 33 10 31 11 31 13 b 31 12 31 13 32 14 b 33 15 35 18 36 20 l 1 19 l 0 16 l -1 1
[16:38] SIGN
    Rent Ainu
    clothing
    here.
[16:38] DevilA
    I also recommend the folk shops,
    where you can try on Ainu clothing!
[16:49] Yurine
    That looks good on you, Medusa.
[16:52] Medusa
    But I need to wear my paper bag...
[16:55] Yurine
    Well, then...
[16:57] Yurine
    How about this?
[16:59] Yurine
    Can you see?
[17:01] Medusa
    Sort of.
[17:01] GuestA
    Check this out.
[17:02] GuestB
    Ew, its lower body is a snake!
[17:04] GuestA
    It's apparently staying at a
    hotel on the Kushiro River.
[17:07] GuestB
    It really is a god!
[17:09] GuestA
    Anyway, isn't this
    wood-carved horned owl cute?
[17:12] GuestB
    Super cute! Godly!
[17:12] Medusa
    Yurine-san!
[17:14] Yurine
    That's not a horned owl.
    It's a Blakiston's fish owl.
[17:18] Medusa
    No, not that.
[17:21] Jashin
    I am...
[17:22] Jashin
    God!
[17:24] Locals
    God!
[17:27] Jashin
    That's right! That's right!
[17:29] Jashin
    Talk about a huge comeback.
[17:31] Jashin
    I don't need to fear debt anymore.
[17:31] Guard
    Wait! You don't have
    permission to go in there!
[17:35] Medusa
    Jashin-chan!
[17:37] Yurine
    We finally found you.
[17:38] Jashin
    So it's you, Yurine and Medusa.
[17:42] Yurine
    Do you know how much trouble you caused?
[17:44] Yurine
    Come on. We're going home.
[17:45] Jashin
    Know your place!
[17:47] Jashin
    Who do you think I am?
[17:50] Jashin
    I am God!
[17:52] Locals
    God!
[17:55] Jashin
    I was reborn after falling into a bokke.
[17:57] Jashin
    I'm a god now, so you commoners can leave.
[18:03] LocalA
    God, you forgot to feed the emus.
[18:06] LocalC
    You gotta take care of 'em.
[18:11] Medusa
    Huh? Emus?!
[18:12] Medusa
    Why are there emus here?!
[18:14] Yurine
    Jashin-chan, what is this about?
[18:16] Jashin
    Oh, it's, uh...
[18:18] Yurine
    Where did you take them from?
[18:20] Jashin
    Well... They were just so unusual...
[18:23] Yurine
    You stole them to try
    to sell them for profit?
[18:25] Jashin
    Gulp!
[18:26] Yurine
    A fraudulent religion, and now theft.
[18:29] Yurine
    Everything you're doing here is criminal.
[18:31] Jashin
    U-Um...
[18:35] Jashin
    Run away!
[18:36] Jashin
    I can fly!
[18:37] Yurine
    After her!
[18:38] Medusa
    Right!
[18:39] Jashin
    Wait, you're a flightless bird?
[18:41] Jashin
    They're tiny! Your wings are so tiny!
[18:51] Jashin
    That was terrifying.
[18:55] Emu
    Do you want wings?
[18:57] Jashin
    Huh? But your wings are—
[18:59] Emu
    They're yours.
[19:10] Jashin
    I'm Emu Jashin-chan.
[19:14] Jashin
    What're ya laughing at?!
[19:15] Yurine
    That balance!
[19:16] Jashin
    Hmph! I might look funny, but I bet
    you can't keep up with me in this form.
[19:23] Yurine
    Stop!
[19:33] III
    Been lookin' for ya, fool!
[19:34] Jashin
    Crap! The debt collectors!
[19:36] IV
    You think you can get away from us?!
[19:43] Jashin
    They're blocking my escape route!
[19:45] Jashin
    And Yurine's right behind me!
[19:48] Jashin
    Wh-What do I do?
[19:52] Jashin
    The angels!
[19:54] Pekola
    That body you have...
[19:56] Lierre
    So you're the emu thief?
[20:01] Yurine
    Lierre, you guys were in Kushiro, too?
[20:07] Pino
    Hanazono-san!
[20:09] Pino
    You came to look for me, didn't you?
[20:12] Yurine
    Huh? Uh... Sure...
[20:17] Lierre
    You have nowhere left to run.
[20:20] III
    You can just leave her with us.
[20:22] Medusa
    W-We can't do that!
[20:24] Lierre
    We're fine with it.
[20:29] Jashin
    Okay.
[20:32] Jashin
    Devil Fusion...
[20:36] Jashin
    Release!
[20:41] Jashin
    I want your wings.
[20:44] Jashin
    I'll be taking them now.
[20:47] Jashin
    Devil Fusion!
[20:57] Jashin
    I'm Red-Crowned Crane Jashin-chan!
[21:05] Jashin
    You fools!
[21:06] III
    Hold it, you!
[21:08] IV
    Get down here, damn it!
[21:11] Jashin
    Hasta la pizza!
[21:13] Lierre
    After her!
[21:14] Yurine
    Wait.
[21:16] Yurine
    Let me handle this.
[21:25] Yurine
    Irankarapte!
[21:30] Jashin
    Siknu!
[21:36] Medusa
    Jashin-chan!
[22:14] SIGN
    Letter of Introduction
[22:17] LocalB
    God is dead.
[23:10] Minos
    Wow, so this is Tokachi Plain!
[23:13] Minos
    It's so spacious! It feels great!
[23:15] Minos
    Cows over here, cows over there...
[23:18] Minos
    Cows over here, cows over there!
[23:20] Minos
    It doesn't even feel like
    this is my first time here!
[23:24] Minos
    Next time on Dropkick
    on My Devil!! X
, episode 7:
[23:27] Minos
    "The Shape of a Smile:
    What I Found in Obihiro."
[23:31] Minos
    It's 100% packed with the earth's blessings!
[23:34] Minos
    Moo!
[23:37] Minos
    Hey, wait up!

E7 - The Shape of a Smile: What I Found in Obihiro

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SIGN    Kofuku Station
[00:22] Jashin
    Oh-big-here-wow!
SIGN    Obihiro Arc
SIGN    Yokai Bun
SIGN    Yokai Bun
SIGN    Yokai Bun
SIGN    Yokai Bun
SIGN    Yokai Bun
SIGN    Yokai Bun
SIGN    Yokai Bun
SIGN    Yokai Bun
SIGN    Yokai Bun
SIGN    Yokai Bun
SIGN    Yokai Bun
SIGN    Yokai Bun
[02:02] Jashin
    This gentle sweetness...
[02:05] Jashin
    It heals my wounded soul.
SIGN    Kofuku
SIGN    m 0 0 l 100 0 100 100 0 100
SIGN    Kofuku
    Station
SIGN    Kofuku
SIGN    m 0 0 l 100 0 100 100 0 100
SIGN    Kofuku
    Station
SIGN    Kofuku
SIGN    m 0 0 l 100 0 100 100 0 100
SIGN    Kofuku
    Station
SIGN    Kofuku
SIGN    m 0 0 l 100 0 100 100 0 100
SIGN    Kofuku
    Station
SIGN    Kofuku
SIGN    m 0 0 l 100 0 100 100 0 100
SIGN    Kofuku
    Station
SIGN    Kofuku
SIGN    m 0 0 l 100 0 100 100 0 100
SIGN    Kofuku
    Station
SIGN    Kofuku
[02:10] Jashin
    The clear blue summer sky goes on forever.
SIGN    Kofuku Station
SIGN    Kofuku Station
[02:17] Jashin
    Kofuku Station...
SIGN    Kofuku Station
[02:25] Jashin
    The holy land for lovers, huh?
SIGN    I pray Koichiro and I will be happy forever
[02:28] Jashin
    "I pray Koichiro and I will be happy forever."
SIGN    Mei is happy
[02:32] Jashin
    "Mei is happy."
SIGN    Can we truly be so blessed, Rina?
[02:34] Jashin
    "Can we truly be so blessed, Rina?"
[02:39] Jashin
    Damn it all!
[02:41] SIGN
    m 0 0 l 100 0 100 100 0 100
[02:41] SIGN
    Kofuku Station
[02:42] Jashin
    These fools!
[02:43] Jashin
    I'm here drowning in debt,
    and they're all just...
[02:48] Jashin
    Yeah, you said it! Meh!
[02:52] Jashin
    Huh?
[02:55] Jashin
    "Moo"?
[02:56] Jashin
    Moo!
[02:57] Jashin
    Mooooooo!
[02:59] SIGN
    m 0 0 l 100 0 100 100 0 100
[02:59] SIGN
    Kofuku Station
[03:02] SIGN
    m 0 0 l 100 0 100 100 0 100
[03:02] SIGN
    Kofuku Station
[03:07] Osaka
    Okay, time to start another day of hard work!
[03:11] SIGN
    Huh?
[03:12] SIGN
    Huh?
[03:12] SIGN
    Huh?
[03:12] SIGN
    Huh?
[03:13] Jashin
    Why?! Why?! Why?!
[03:15] Jashin
    Why is this happening?!
[03:20] Osaka
    Well, this sucks.
[03:23] Jashin
    Taisho Kotsu!
SIGN    Welcome to Obihiro, Jashin-chan!
SIGN    Taisho
SIGN    Kotsu
SIGN    Welcome to Obihiro, Jashin-chan!
SIGN    Taisho
SIGN    Kotsu
SIGN    Welcome to Obihiro, Jashin-chan!
SIGN    Taisho
SIGN    Kotsu
SIGN    Welcome to Obihiro, Jashin-chan!
SIGN    Taisho
SIGN    Kotsu
SIGN    Welcome to Obihiro, Jashin-chan!
SIGN    Taisho
SIGN    Kotsu
SIGN    Welcome to Obihiro, Jashin-chan!
[03:26] All
    Welcome to Obihiro!
SIGN    Kotsu
SIGN    Taisho
[03:28] DevilA
    Yes! This is the city of Obihiro!
[03:30] DevilA
    A quick hop from Haneda Airport,
[03:32] DevilA
    this town of 170,000 residents is situated
     in the middle of the Tokachi Plain.
[03:37] DevilA
    Its location at the heart of the Tokachi Plain,
    where farming is the main industry,
[03:41] DevilA
    allows it to function as a hub for
     the agricultural produce trade.
[03:47] Jashin
    It's no use!
[03:48] Jashin
    I run from debt collectors,
    I run from herds of cattle...
[03:51] Jashin
    All I ever do in my life is run away!
[03:54] Jashin
    I-I can't take it anymore!
[04:01] Jashin
    Beth?!
SIGN    I'm beat.
[04:04] Minos
    Well, you sure worked hard.
[04:04] Jashin
    Wait, are you a herding dog now?
[04:06] Minos
    Oh, hey, Jashin-chan.
[04:08] Jashin
    Minos?!
[04:09] Minos
    Never woulda thought we'd
    run into you here in Obihiro.
SIGN    We thought you ended up as crane food.
[04:15] Jashin
    I'll make you crane food!
SIGN    Uemon's
SIGN    Heart
[04:19] Jashin
    So...
[04:21] Jashin
    ...good!
[04:23] Hirose
    That there is honeyberry gelato.
[04:26] Hirose
    We've also got blueberry, plus other flavors
    made with milk from this here ranch.
[04:32] Jashin
    Who's the old dude?
[04:34] Minos
    Don't be rude! He's the boss of Hirose Ranch!
[04:37] Jashin
    The only Hiroses I know are
    Suzu and that 8-dan shogi player.
SIGN    What about Kohmi?
[04:42] Minos
    We got referred here from
     Osaka Farm in Kushiro.
[04:45] Minos
    I agreed to live and work
    here over the summer.
SIGN    I was brought to live and work here.
[04:51] Minos
    Beth is great at herding the cattle!
[04:53] Minos
    Hey, I know! Why don't you work
     here too to pay off your debt?
[04:57] Minos
    Suzu's about to give birth,
    so we could use the extra help.
[05:01] Jashin
    Suzu?
[05:04] Minos
    That's the mother cow's name.
[05:06] Hirose
    If you're in debt, why not work here?
[05:08] Jashin
    No thanks! I could work here for 66.6 billion
    years and still not make enough to pay it off!
[05:14] DevilA
    Jashin-chan has been in debt
    for exactly 100 days now.
[05:18] DevilA
    With interest, that means her
    debt is up to 30 billion yen.
[05:21] DevilA
    Always plan your spending wisely.
[05:24] Jashin
    Working is for the informationally inept.
SIGN    Clench
[05:26] Jashin
    What I'm after is a way to get rich quick!
[05:29] Hirose
    Yep. You're just like Minos-chan said.
[05:32] Jashin
    Well, I'm off to follow the scent of profit.
[05:37] Minos
    See ya.
SIGN    Bye-bye!
[05:44] Jashin
    The scent of profit...
SIGN    Tokachi
    Specialty
SIGN    A Marriage
    of Adzuki
    Bean Paste
    and Butter
SIGN    Tokachi
    Specialty
SIGN    A Marriage
    of Adzuki
    Bean Paste
    and Butter
[05:54] Jashin
    An Obihiro specialty... Anbatasan, huh?
SIGN    Tokachi
    Specialty
SIGN    A Marriage
    of Adzuki
    Bean Paste
    and Butter
SIGN    Tokachi
    Specialty
SIGN    A Marriage
    of Adzuki
    Bean Paste
    and Butter
[05:58] Jashin
    Let's see.
SIGN    Tokachi
    Specialty
SIGN    Tokachi
    Specialty
SIGN    Tokachi
    Specialty
SIGN    Tokachi
    Specialty
SIGN    Tokachi
    Specialty
[06:01] Jashin
    This is...
[06:02] Jashin
    The adzuki bean paste's gentle flavor and the
    butter's smooth flavor complement each other,
[06:07] Jashin
    creating what might even be
    a brand-new "flavor friendship"!
[06:10] Jashin
    Truly delicious!
[06:12] Jashin
    This... could make money.
[06:16] Jashin
    Step right up, step right up!
[06:19] Jashin
    Try out this Obihiro specialty!
    It's not Anbatasan, it's Kawabatasan!
[06:23] Kawabata
    H-Hi...
[06:24] Jashin
    Buy now for only 600 million yen!
SIGN    Kawabata-san (not chicken skin and butter)
[06:27] Jashin
    Why won't it sell?! It's Kawabatasan!
[06:30] Jashin
    Wait, Kawabata-san? Who even are you?
SIGN    Kawabata-san (not chicken skin and butter)
SIGN    Kawabata-san (not chicken skin and butter)
SIGN    Kawabata-san (not chicken skin and butter)
SIGN    Kawabata-san (not chicken skin and butter)
SIGN    Kawabata-san (not chicken skin and butter)
[06:33] Kawabata
    You're the one who brought me here!
[06:35] Jashin
    Shaddap! It's only because your name is—
[06:40] Jashin
    That smells good.
[06:42] Jashin
    It's definitely the scent of profit this time.
SIGN    Pastry Shop
SIGN    Cranberry
SIGN    Pastry Shop
SIGN    Cranberry
SIGN    Pastry Shop
SIGN    Cranberry
SIGN    Pastry Shop
SIGN    Cranberry
SIGN    Pastry Shop
SIGN    Cranberry
[06:51] Jashin
    This is good, too!
[06:53] Jashin
    What a fantastic presentation
    of the unadulterated flavor
[06:56] Jashin
    and appearance of a whole sweet potato.
[06:59] Jashin
    I'll take 'em all! Put 'em on my tab!
[07:02] Staff
    C-Come again?
[07:06] Jashin
    Buy up all of a popular product
    and resell at a higher price.
[07:09] Jashin
    Talk about riding the gravy train.
     I've even got the potatoes.
[07:12] Jashin
    Come, tourists! There are
    none of these left in the store!
[07:15] Jashin
    If you want to eat Obihiro's
    famous sweet potatoes,
[07:18] Jashin
    you'll have to pay double...
    no, six times the price!
[07:22] Jashin
    I know you're conflicted.
[07:23] Jashin
    And to me, that agony tastes oh so sweet!
[07:26] Jashin
    Keep wrestling with yourself!
SIGN    Obihiro
    Shrine
SIGN    Obihiro
    Shrine
SIGN    Obihiro
    Shrine
SIGN    Obihiro
    Shrine
SIGN    Obihiro
    Shrine
[07:49] Jashin
    I'm done reselling goods.
    It requires capital.
[07:52] Jashin
    What's a business I don't have to fund?
[07:58] Jashin
    Catching a bunch of ever-popular
    long-tailed tits and selling 'em!
[08:01] Jashin
    That's a 120% profit ratio!
[08:03] Jashin
    Hey! Hold up, you!
[08:06] Jashin
    Stupid birds!
[08:10] Pekola
    Ouch! That's dangerous, you know.
[08:14] Pekola
    Wait, you're...
[08:15] Jashin
    The angels!
[08:18] Pekola
    Honestly...
[08:19] Pekola
    What were you doing in
    a holy place like this?
[08:22] Pekola
    The gods will punish you.
[08:24] Jashin
    Ha! If they want to punish me,
     they can go ahead and try!
[08:27] Lierre
    Okay.
[08:29] Jashin
    You win.
[08:30] Lierre
    Good. I can let what you
    did in Kushiro go now.
[08:46] Lierre
    I-It's not like I care about
     fortunes or anything!
[08:49] Jashin
    Fortunes? I think I'll try my luck.
[08:53] Lierre
    W-Wait! I guess I could
    join you, if you want!
[08:59] Lierre
    Great luck!
[09:00] Poporon
    I got great luck, too!
[09:02] Pino
    Naturally.
[09:03] Pekola
    Bad luck...
[09:04] Pekola
    What did you get?
SIGN    Critical
[09:08] Jashin
    Critical.
SIGN    Critical
[09:10] Poporon
    Critical?
[09:11] Pekola
    Are you going to die?!
[09:12] Jashin
    No.
[09:16] Jashin
    Anyway, what are you four doing in Obihiro?
[09:21] Lierre
    We got paid for our work harvesting
    butterbur, so we're touring food—
[09:26] Lierre
    So we're touring power spots here in Obihiro.
[09:30] Lierre
    Obihiro Shrine is one of the top
    power spots in Hokkaido, you know.
[09:34] Lierre
    When you do this, you can just
    feel the power rising up from it!
[09:38] Jashin
    So what have you eaten?
[09:40] Pekola
    Well, we had anbatasan,
    and the sweet potatoes...
[09:43] Jashin
    Ah, yes, both fine choices.
[09:46] Pekola
    And before we came here,
[09:49] Pekola
    we went to a bakery called Mugioto.
[09:53] Jashin
    Mugioto?
SIGN    Our croquettes are made
SIGN    with 100% Tokachi-raised
SIGN    Potato and Beef
[09:57] Pekola
    The sound of seeds being sown,
     the sound of them sprouting,
[09:59] Pekola
    the sound of the harvest,
    the sound of the millstone grinding flour,
[10:03] Pekola
    the sound of bread baking...
[10:05] Pekola
    Mugioto is a store where you
    can hear all of these sounds.
[10:10] Pekola
    So many types of bread made
    with 100% Tokachi-made wheat...
[10:13] Pekola
    Bread made with salt from Tokachi,
[10:15] Pekola
    cornbread made with corn from Tokachi,
[10:17] Pekola
    Tokachi mushroom bread...
[10:19] Pekola
    Oh, just thinking of it makes Tokachi...
    I mean, makes my mouth water!
[10:23] Poporon
    Sheesh, you're such a glutton, Pekola-sama.
[10:27] Poporon
    Though that fresh-baked
    bread certainly was delicious.
[10:29] Pino
    I'd like to try making bread, too,
    instead of just sweet small stuff.
[10:33] Jashin
    Pervert.
[10:35] Lierre
    Oh, it's almost our reservation time.
[10:38] Lierre
    Enough chatter. We need to go.
[10:40] Jashin
    Excuse me, Lierre-san.
[10:42] Jashin
    Where might you be headed next?
[10:44] Lierre
    Want to come with us?
[10:46] Lierre
    I'm willing to show God's
    mercy to a pitiful devil.
[10:51] Jashin
    Are we there yet?
[10:53] Lierre
    Nearly.
[10:54] Jashin
    I'm exhausted!
[10:56] Lierre
    Almost there.
[10:58] Lierre
    We're here.
[11:02] Jashin
    That sure is one bald !
SIGN    Tempura and Local Cuisine
SIGN    Hageten
[11:06] Lierre
    An Obihiro specialty: the pork bowl.
[11:10] Lierre
    Let's eat.
[11:12] Three
    Let's eat.
[11:14] Lierre
    It's so good!
[11:16] Pekola
    How blessed we are!
[11:18] Poporon
    How blessed our mouths are, you mean.
[11:20] Pino
    Delicious!
[11:23] Jashin
    That was tasty.
[11:24] Shimizu
    Hi there! I'm just a
    passing Shimizu Hiroyasu!
[11:28] Shimizu
    Can't believe I ran into you guys here!
[11:30] Shimizu
    So how'd you like the pork bowls?
[11:32] Jashin
    Y-Yeah, they were amazing.
[11:34] Shimizu
    Good to hear!
[11:36] Shimizu
    By the way, have you
    been to Ban'ei Tokachi yet?
[11:39] Jashin
    Ban'ei Tokachi?
[11:40] Shimizu
    The horse race track.
[11:41] Jashin
    Horse racing?!
[11:42] Shimizu
    Races there aren't like typical horse races.
[11:44] Shimizu
    The draft horse that bit you earlier,
    Musashikoma, used to race there.
[11:49] Shimizu
    Oh, "draft horses" are
    horses that pull carts or sleds.
[11:49] Jashin
    All right! Time to get rich quick

    at the races and pay off my debt!

[11:52] Shimizu
    Unlike the typical—
[11:54] Yurine
    She's got us searching all over the place.
[11:58] Yurine
    Where the heck did she go?
[12:02] Yurine
    She's honestly such a headache.
[12:04] Jashin
    Indeed!
SIGN    Dropkick on My Devil!!! X
[12:09] Medusa
    Um...
[12:10] Yurine
    Yes!
[12:11] Yurine
    Seriously, though, where'd
    that Jashin-chan wander off to?
SIGN    Dinos
SIGN    Dinos
SIGN    Obihiro
SIGN    Obihiro
SIGN    A Bench 400m Long
[12:18] Jashin
    I ate too much...
[12:21] Jashin
    Where's that race track, anyway?
[12:26] Minos
    These 100% beef Hamburg steaks made with
    Toyonishi beef from Toyonishi Farm are great!
SIGN    Please
SIGN    Do not touch,
    we are very fragile
SIGN    Yep!
[12:32] Minos
    And this curry's loaded with
    Toyonishi beef, too! It's awesome!
SIGN    Yep!
SIGN    Working sure makes you hungry, huh?
SIGN     Toyonishi
    Beef Curry
SIGN     Toyonishi
    Beef Curry
[12:38] Minos
    Yep!
SIGN     Toyonishi
    Beef Curry
[12:39] Hirose
    Hey!
SIGN     Toyonishi
    Beef Curry
SIGN     Toyonishi
    Beef Curry
SIGN     Toyonishi
    Beef Curry
SIGN     Toyonishi
    Beef Curry
SIGN     Toyonishi
    Beef Curry
[12:40] Hirose
    Suzu's about to have her baby.
SIGN    Really?!
SIGN    Next Race
SIGN    Odds
SIGN    Odds
SIGN    Time
SIGN    Ban'ei
    Tokachi
[13:03] DevilA
    Ban'ei Tokachi is the only race
    track of its kind in the world.
[13:06] DevilA
    In the days of Hokkaido's colonization,
    draft horses worked on farms—
[13:09] Shimizu
    And here, those draft
    horses pull heavy sleds.
[13:12] Shimizu
    These races test their
    power, speed, and stamina!
[13:15] Yusa
    Anyone for gelato?
    Get your Uemon's Heart gelato here!
[13:20] Guy
    Hey, I'll take one!
[13:21] Yusa
    Sure!
[13:22] Guy
    Mm, that's ice-cold!
[13:25] Jashin
    My "Get Rich Quick with Horses"
    live show: Ban'ei Tokachi!
[13:29] Jashin
    I'm gonna turn my whole life around!
[13:32] Jashin
    All right! Go get 'em!
[13:37] Jashin
    Draft horses...
[13:40] Jashin
    pull heavy sleds...
[13:43] Jashin
    over barren wastelands...
[13:51] Jashin
    That horse...
[13:54] Jashin
    ...is me.
[13:55] Jashin
    While walking the
    rigorous path that is life,
[13:58] Jashin
    even if you fall, and no
    matter how many times...
[13:59] Jashin
    Get up! Get up! Get up!
[14:02] Jashin
    ...you get up and keep moving.
[14:09] Jashin
    That's right! You have to keep moving!
[14:13] Jashin
    You...
[14:15] Jashin
    ...are me!
[14:16] Jashin
    Go!
SIGN    m 0 0 l 100 0 100 100 0 100
SIGN    Ban'ei Tokachi Races
[14:23] Jashin
    How the hell could you come dead last?!
[14:25] Jashin
    I bet on you to win that race!
    What're you gonna do for me now?!
SIGN    UGLY
SIGN    Tokachimura
SIGN    Tokachimura
SIGN    Tokachimura
SIGN    Tokachimura
SIGN    Tokachimura
[14:32] Jashin
    I'm betting every yen
    I have on the next race!
[14:35] Jashin
    Ban'ei Tokachi is a live
    comeback show for horses!
[14:38] Jashin
    I'm gonna make a comeback, too!
[14:40] Horse God
    You want to make a comeback?
[14:43] Jashin
    Wh-What's that voice?
[14:46] Horse God
    You want money?
[14:49] Jashin
    Yes...
[14:51] Horse God
    Then, I will lend you my money...
    I mean, my strength.
[14:56] Jashin
    Thank you, God!
[15:03] Guys
    Who's our draft horse?! Who's our
    draft horse?! Who's our draft horse?!
[15:08] Guys
    The number one draft horse!
[15:10] Guys
    The strongest and fastest of them all!
[15:12] Guys
    Who's that horse?!
[15:14] Jashin
    Draft Horse Jashin-chan!
[15:17] Jashin
    It's me!
[15:18] JockeyA
    Huh?
[15:23] Minos
    Come on, girl!
[15:26] Jashin
    I am the strongest draft horse.
[15:28] Jashin
    I've bet all 5,000 yen I have
    on my one-in-600-million odds.
[15:32] Jashin
    I'm gonna win this, no matter what!
[15:34] Commentator
    We had a bit of trouble getting
    everyone to the starting gate,
[15:37] Commentator
    but it looks like we'll
    be able to start the race.
[15:39] Jashin
    I won't just win this race!
[15:41] Jashin
    I will be victorious in
    the race known as life!
[15:48] Hirose
    Ah, here we go.
[15:49] Commentator
    All the horses have left the gate.
SIGN    Hang in there, Suzu!
[15:53] Hirose
    What?
[15:53] Commentator
    No. 3, Almond Almond, and No. 5,
    Hokkenotio, are over the first obstacle.
[15:59] Commentator
    Right behind them is No. 4,
    Draft Horse Jashin-chan.
[16:02] Jashin
    I won't give up!
SIGN    Is she okay?!
[16:06] Hirose
    Nothin' to worry about.
[16:08] Commentator
    The riders are coming up
    to the second obstacle.
[16:10] Minos
    Suzu! Hee, hee, hoo! Hee, hee...
[16:14] Jashin
    Hoo!
[16:15] Commentator
    The second obstacle is cleared
    and the race is nearing its end.
[16:18] Commentator
    No. 3, Almond Almond,
    remains in the lead,
[16:21] Commentator
    followed by No. 5, Hokkenotio.
[16:23] Commentator
    Close behind are No. 7,
    Ahonen, and No. 8, Payanen.
[16:27] Commentator
    What's this? No. 4, Draft Horse
    Jashin-chan, is coming up fast!
[16:30] Commentator
    She's right behind the leader now!
[16:33] Commentator
    The post is just up ahead!
    Who will be first to pass it?
[16:34] Hirose
    Come on!
[16:35] Commentator
    Almond Almond! Draft Horse Jashin-chan!
[16:37] Commentator
    Almond Almond! Draft Horse
    Jashin-chan! Almond Almond!
[16:40] Minos
    Suzu!
[16:41] Minos
    You're in the home stretch!
[16:53] Minos
    You did so well, Suzu! It's a girl!
SIGN    Boss, do you have a name for the calf yet?
[17:00] Hirose
    Yeah.
[17:03] Hirose
    It's Alice.
[17:10] Minos
    Alice!
[17:13] Minos
    Thank you... for being born.
[17:22] Commentator
    Oh? Did Draft Horse Jashin-chan run
    out of steam just before the finish line?
[17:26] Commentator
    She's stopped dead in her tracks.
[17:27] Commentator
    Passing her to finish first
    is No. 3, Almond Almond.
[17:30] Commentator
    In second, No. 5, Hokkenotio.
[17:40] Jashin
    Flight makes right!
[17:42] Commentator
    What's this? Draft Horse Jashin-chan has
    suddenly taken off in the wrong direction!
[17:45] Jashin
    Why?! Why?! Why?!
[17:45] Commentator
    She's abandoning the race and
    running away! This is unprecedented!
[17:49] Commentator
    She just blasted through the
    gate and exited the track!
[17:52] Commentator
    And there goes the watchtower, too!
[17:55] Jashin
    Why is this happening?!
[17:59] Jashin
    I was so close! I was so close
    to getting three trillion...
[18:05] Jashin
    ...yen!
[18:11] Jashin
    I finally lost them.
[18:13] Jashin
    And ran here without
    paying any attention...
[18:15] Jashin
    Where... am I?
[18:20] Jashin
    Is it Heaven? Did I die?
[18:26] Jashin
    The angels!
[18:28] Jashin
    So this really is Heaven?
[18:29] Pekola
    It's Manabe Garden.
[18:31] Lierre
    You were chased here
    by debt collectors, right?
SIGN    Manabe
    Garden
[18:34] Lierre
    We're going camping. Want to come with us?
[18:36] Lierre
    Call it God's mercy.
[18:37] Jashin
    God! Buddha! Lierre-sama!
SIGN    Shiriporori Campground
SIGN    This Way
SIGN    You are...
SIGN    Wild
     Rabbits
[19:07] Minos
    Oh, Jashin-chan?
SIGN    Poporon-chan and the other angels, too!
[19:11] Jashin
    Hey, it's you two.
[19:14] Minos
    You guys camping, too?
[19:15] Lierre
    Yes.
SIGN    It's my first time camping!
SIGN    Let's have fun, Poporon-chan!
[19:19] Poporon
    Y-Yeah...
[19:20] Minos
    Barbecues, campfires...
    This is gonna be a blast!
[19:25] Jashin
    Need some firewood?
    Just 60,000 yen a bundle!
[19:30] Yurine
    I finally find you, and
    you're doing what, exactly?
[19:41] Jashin
    Save me!
[19:43] Jashin
    Anyone! I'll even take
    someone from Hell Financing!
[19:46] Medusa
    I'm so glad you're okay, Jashin-chan!
[19:48] Jashin
    How am I okay?!
[19:49] DevilA
    Campfires are actually prohibited here.
[19:52] Jashin
    That's not the problem!
[19:54] Jashin
    Whatever! I need to put the fire out!
[19:56] Yur
    Wait, stupid...
[20:00] Jashin
    Hot! Hot! Hot! Hot!
[20:00] Yurine
    There's no saving someone that dumb.
[20:02] Jashin
    My feet are on fire!
[20:03] Medusa
    J-Jashin-chan...
[20:05] III
    There she is!
[20:07] III
    It's Jashin-chan!
[20:08] Jashin
    Ack! They really showed up!
[20:10] Jashin
    I have to get away... But it's so hot...
[20:13] Jashin
    But I have to run... But it's hot...
[20:15] Jashin
    But... S-Someone... Help... Help...
[20:19] III
    Hold it!
[20:19] Medusa
    Jashin-chan!
[20:23] Jashin
    Why won't anyone... Why?! Why?!
[20:26] Jashin
    Why is this happening?!
SIGN    Obihiro Arc
SIGN    FIN
[22:21] Jashin
    That soaks into every fiber of my being!
[22:25] Jashin
    I wasn't able to make any money at all.
[22:28] Jashin
    In fact, I'm even deeper in debt.
SIGN    Kohitsuji
[22:35] Jashin
    Yum!
[22:43] Jashin
    Basha Bar?
[22:49] Jashin
    That wasn't so bad.
[22:55] Jashin
    Time to say goodbye.
[22:57] Jashin
    So long, Obihiro!
[23:10] Mei
    I'm the supercop of the Banzaibashi
    Police Department, Tachibana Mei!
[23:15] Mei
    The Shimabara Rebellion
     was a major uprising
[23:18] Mei
    that occurred at Hara
    Castle in Minamishimabara!
SIGN    Hara Castle Ruins
SIGN    Hara Castle Ruins
[23:21] Mei
    Next time on Dropkick
    on My Devil!! X
, episode 8:
[23:24] Mei
    "Riding a Dolphin Into Chaos."
[23:26] Mei
    Excitement and thrills
     in Minamishimabara!
[23:29] Mei
    This all sounds very relatable!
    Right, Orochimaru?!
[23:34] Mei
    L! O! V! E! Lovely Orochimaru!

E8 - Riding a Dolphin Into Chaos

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[00:09] Jashin
    Where am I?!
SIGN    Natural Monument
SIGN    Sea
    Fig
    Tree
SIGN    Cluster
[01:42] Jashin
    Natural Monument... Sea Fig Tree Cluster?
[01:52] Kajiwara
    The trees are probably about 300 years old.
[01:55] Kajiwara
    About twenty wild Japanese
    sea fig trees grow here,
[02:00] Kajiwara
    Jashin-chan-kun.
[02:03] Jashin
    What a fine old tree.
[02:04] Kajiwara
    Hey! Stop that, Jashin-chan-kun!
[02:07] Kajiwara
    You're so rambunctious.
[02:10] Kajiwara
    Look into the tree cavity like this.
[02:13] Jashin
    Cavity?
[02:16] Jashin
    Wait, is this...
[02:21] Jashin
    A heart!
[02:23] Kajiwara
    Yes, in other words...
[02:26] Kajiwara
    Love.
[02:31] Kajiwara
    No matter what painful things
    you go through, this land loves you.
[02:36] Jashin
    Love...
[02:38] Jashin
    Even for someone like me,
    who's always on the run...
[02:41] Kajiwara
    "Live facing south."
[02:43] Kajiwara
    It's this town's catchphrase.
[02:46] Kajiwara
    Never look back. Face the sun like a
    sunflower, and live a strong, sunny life.
[02:53] Jashin
    Like a sunflower...
[02:55] Jashin
    By the way, what town is this?
[02:58] Jashin
    Where are we?
[02:59] Kajiwara
    It's Minamishimabara
     in Nagasaki Prefecture.
[03:03] Kajiwara
    Nagasaki?!
[03:04] DevilA
    Yes, this is Minamishimabara, on the southern
     tip of the Shimabara Peninsula in Nagasaki.
SIGN    Minamishimabara, Nagasaki
[03:10] DevilA
    It's a picturesque area with a rich history
    and a population of about 450,000.
[03:16] Jashin
    I can't believe I drifted this far
     from Musashikoma on a single kick.
[03:21] Jashin
    Still, changing the way I live now
    won't change the fact that I'm in debt.
[03:31] Lierre
    No one's watching, right?
[03:33] Lierre
    Okay!
[03:53] Jashin
    What are you doing?
[03:55] Lierre
    Good. No safety issues.
[03:58] Lierre
    Safety checks are very important.
[04:01] Lierre
    Oh, you were here?
[04:03] Jashin
    Was that fun?
[04:05] Lierre
    Wh-What are you talking about?
    I was just inspecting the facilities.
SIGN    Smirk
SIGN    Smirk
SIGN    Smirk
[04:11] Lierre
    What are you doing in
    Minamishimabara, anyway?
[04:14] Jashin
    What about you? Did you come to see me again?
[04:18] Lierre
    No, I'm here to see some old friends.
[04:21] Jashin
    Aw, you think that highly of me?
SIGN    Orochimaru
SIGN    Orochimaru
SIGN    Orochimaru
SIGN    Orochimaru
SIGN    Orochimaru
[04:30] Lierre
    Why did you come with me?
[04:32] Jashin
    If we're here together anyway,
    it's easier to travel together.
[04:35] Captain
    Jashin-chan-san, Lierre-san,
    they're in sight now.
[04:44] Lierre
    Wow, wild dolphins! And so many of them!
[04:49] Lierre
    S-So cute!
SIGN    Kuchinotsu Sightseeing Boat Tours
SIGN    Dolphin
SIGN    Watching
[04:57] Lierre
    That's so cool!
[04:59] Jashin
    Maybe I'm due for an image change...
[05:02] Dolphin
    You want to change?
[05:04] Dolphin
    You want to live a south-facing life?
[05:07] Jashin
    H-Huh?
[05:09] Dolphin
    Try landing one yourself!
[05:12] Lierre
    What's wrong?
[05:16] Jashin
    Devil Fusion!
[05:20] Lierre
    Wh-What's going on?!
[05:23] Jashin
    Dolphinkick on My Devil!
[05:28] Tourist
    Hey, I saw a dolphin jump over there!
[05:31] Tourist
    Aren't dolphins cute?
[05:34] Lierre
    Uh-huh.
[05:35] Jashin
    I'm cute, too. And cool.
[05:38] Lierre
    Not as much as dolphins, obviously.
[05:41] Jashin
    So were these dolphins the
    old friends you came to see?
[05:45] Lierre
    Of course not.
[05:47] Jashin
    You just wanted to go dolphin-watching?
[05:49] Lierre
    No! This was just on the way!
[05:53] Lierre
    My friends can't be reached on foot.
[05:57] Lierre
    Would you give me a ride?
[06:07] Lierre
    Thank you.
[06:10] Jashin
    I could've given you a
    ride if you'd just asked.
[06:15] Lierre
    Look, I can see them.
[06:19] Jashin
    Where are they? All I see are mountains.
[06:23] Lierre
    You're not human. Try opening
    those supernatural eyes of yours.
[06:34] Jashin
    Eek! A giant!
[06:37] Lierre
    That's Misogoro.
[06:38] Lierre
    He loves miso, so in return for some,
[06:41] Lierre
    he clears paths through the
    mountains and helps on farms.
SIGN    Yushima
[06:45] Lierre
    It's said Goro was the one who made Yushima
    Island, which has more cats than people.
[06:53] Misogoro
    Well, if it isn't Lierre-sama!
[06:56] Misogoro
    It's been centuries!
[06:58] Lierre
    Hi, Goro. How've you been?
[07:00] Misogoro
    Great. Glad to see you looking well, too.
[07:05] Misogoro
    Unusual to see you with a devil, though.
[07:09] Misogoro
    Pleased to meet you.
[07:10] Jashin
    Well, how kind of you...
[07:13] Misogoro
    My name is Misogoro.
[07:17] Jashin
    H-He's huge!
[07:19] Jashin
    Lierre has a giant like this on her side?
[07:25] Jashin
    Misogoro, I have nothing against you!
[07:27] Jashin
    But if you intend to stand in
    the way of my south-facing life,
[07:31] Jashin
    you must die!
SIGN    Not
SIGN    Following
[07:34] Jashin
    Take this!
[07:36] Jashin
    Jashin-chan Dolphinkick!
[07:40] Jashin
    Ouch!
[07:41] Misogoro
    What was that? Did something just hit me?
[07:45] Lierre
    Don't worry about it.
[07:50] Jashin
    Francisco!
[07:54] Jashin
    Ow...
[07:56] Jashin
    What's this place?
[08:03] Shiro
    Who are you?
[08:08] Shiro
    This is a World Heritage Site,
    a place recognized on a global level:
[08:11] Shiro
    the Hara Castle Ruins.
SIGN    Hara Castle Ruins
SIGN    Hara Castle Ruins
[08:15] Jashin
    Who are you three?
[08:17] Shiro
    I am Shiro. Amakusa Shiro.
[08:20] Jashin
    Shiro? Are you one of Lierre's friends, too?
[08:25] Shiro
    You know Lierre-sama?
[08:32] Kid
    Take that!
[08:33] Miku
    Oh, no! You got me!
SIGN    ————————————
SIGN    Ayugaeri Falls
[08:37] Kyon
    Doesn't this feel great, Onee-chan?
[08:40] Ran
    The best. It's so nice and cool.
[08:42] Yurine
    Hey, you're all here.
[08:44] Medusa
    Hi.
[08:45] Kyon
    Aiya! Yurine-nee!
[08:47] Ran
    Medusa-chan!
SIGN    Scoop*!*
SIGN    Shimabara
    Tenobe Somen
[08:52] Kyon
    Today, we're reporting on
    a somen chute in Shimabara.
[08:55] Kyon
    Take a look! This is the somen that
    comprises 30% of the market share in Japan:
[09:00] Kyon
    Shimabara Tenobe Somen!
[09:02] Kyon
    There are many theories about how
    it got started, but most say islanders
SIGN    Okayama
SIGN    Hyogo
SIGN    Kagawa
[09:06] Kyon
    from Shodo Island brought it with them to
    Shimabara after the Shimabara Rebellion.
SIGN    Okayama
SIGN    Hyogo
SIGN    Kagawa
SIGN    Okayama
SIGN    Kagawa
[09:11] Kyon
    The Shimabara Rebellion is also known
    as the Shimabara-Amakusa Rebellion.
[09:14] Yurine
    They're really firm and tasty.
[09:15] KyonRan
    That concludes our on-the-scene report!
[09:16] Medusa
    I've never had somen like this before.
[09:19] Yurine
    This place is nice. Nature's all around us.
[09:21] Ran
    We were traveling around Japan
    looking for delicious noodles.
[09:25] Kyon
    What are you two doing in Shimabara?
[09:28] Medusa
    We're looking for Jashin-chan.
[09:31] Yurine
    We followed the GPS tracker
    I embedded in her a while ago.
[09:36] Kyon
    Oh...
[09:37] Ran
    Hey, want some more somen?
[09:39] Yurine
    Yeah.
[09:40] Kyon
    Hello! Seconds for six, please!
[09:43] Ran
    Bài tuō le!
[09:45] Jashin
    She looks just like Pekola.
[09:48] Shiro
    Who is this Pekola?
[09:49] Jashin
    And they're Poporon and Pino.
[09:51] BigSis
    What are you talking about?
[09:54] BigSis
    I'm Shiro-sama's older sister.
[09:56] LilSis
    And I'm Shiro-sama's younger sister.
[09:58] Jashin
    Are you sure you're not Pekola?
[10:00] Shiro
    Stop that! I'm just Shiro!
[10:06] Jashin
    It looks nothing like you.
[10:07] Shiro
    Isn't that true of most statues?
[10:09] Jashin
    Prove it, then.
[10:12] Jashin
    If you truly are Amakusa Shiro,
[10:15] Jashin
    can you walk across the sea?
[10:17] Jashin
    Show me one of your miracles.
[10:20] Shiro
    My powers cannot be used willy-nilly.
[10:24] Jashin
    You liar.
[10:25] Shiro
    How rude. I'll see that you
    suffer divine punishment for that.
[10:28] Jashin
    The only suffering you can cause is diarrhea.
[10:31] Jashin
    Messiah!
[10:33] Jashin
    I-I'm sorry I doubted you.
[10:35] Shiro
    As long as you understand.
[10:38] Shiro
    Dangojima Island looks so green again today.
[10:40] BigSis
    Indeed.
[10:41] LilSis
    Apparently, it's known as
     "Yushima Island" now.
[10:44] BigSis
    Takes you back to days long past, doesn't it?
[10:47] Jashin
    So are you, like, spirits
    bound to this place or what?
[10:50] Jashin
    Is your grudge over the extermination of
    your family keeping you from passing on?
[10:56] Shiro
    It's nothing like that.
[10:58] Shiro
    It's true that we led a rebellion because
    we were fed up with overtaxation
[11:03] Shiro
    and religious oppression.
[11:05] Shiro
    Following the battle between Shimabara
    and the Karatsu Domain, we were subjugated
[11:09] Shiro
    and lost our lives here.
[11:12] Shiro
    I'm sure human hearts would hold a grudge.
    But when we died, we became martyrs.
[11:20] Shiro
    I'd say we were actually blessed.
[11:22] Shiro
    We transformed into barley.
[11:25] Shiro
    A single barley seed bound so many
    fruits together through our deaths.
[11:30] Shiro
    We watched from Paradise as the
    people learned to accept one another.
[11:36] Shiro
    Why would we bear a grudge against them?
[11:39] Shiro
    We came to Earth today to
    fulfill plans to meet someone.
[11:43] Jashin
    Meet someone?
[11:44] Shiro
    Yes, Lierre-sama said
    she was coming to visit.
[11:47] Shiro
    Come to think of it,
    you mentioned Lierre-sama earlier.
[11:50] Jashin
    Oh, yeah, she was with me
    until right before I got here.
[11:53] Jashin
    Lierre-san is...
[11:54] Mei
    Orochimaru!
[11:56] Mei
    I missed you! I missed you!
     I missed you! I missed you so much!
[12:02] Jashin
    Mei?!
[12:02] Mei
    I can't believe I ran into you on my vacation!
[12:04] Mei
    I guess you really feel
    the way I feel, Orochimaru!
[12:08] Jashin
    I do not!
[12:09] Mei
    Aw, you don't have to be shy!
[12:12] Jashin
    Someone save me! Please!
[12:14] Shiro
    U-Um...
[12:15] BigSis
    What shall we do?
[12:16] LilSis
    I'm not quite sure what's going on.
[12:19] Jashin
    Damn it! I don't care who helps me,
     as long as someone does!
[12:22] III
    I heard her!
[12:23] IV
    This way!
[12:24] III
    There she is! It's Jashin-chan!
[12:25] IV
    We'll get her this time!
[12:27] Jashin
    Ack! Not you guys, though!
    I take back what I said!
[12:31] Shiro
    This has grown more complicated...
[12:33] Jashin
    Mei! Those guys want to
    take me away! Help me!
[12:37] Mei
    Orochimaru...
[12:39] Mei
    What? You need my help?
[12:43] Jashin
    That's right!
[12:44] Jashin
    I'm begging you, Mei! Help me!
[12:49] Mei
    Did you guys hear that?!
    Orochimaru asked for my help!
[12:55] Mei
    The supercop of the
    Banzaibashi Police Department,
[12:58] Mei
    Tachibana Mei, will protect Orochimaru!
[13:00] IV
    Whoa, watch it!
[13:02] Mei
    Don't move! I can't hit you!
[13:04] III
    H-Hang on!
[13:07] IV
    Withdraw for now! Call for backup!
[13:09] III
    Right!
[13:11] Jashin
    You saved me.
[13:12] Shiro
    Modern firearms can fire so
    many shots in quick succession.
[13:15] BigSis
    I don't think that's right.
[13:17] LilSis
    You should return the money you borrowed.
[13:20] Jashin
    They'll be back for sure.
[13:22] BigSis
    Of course they will. You owe them money.
[13:25] Jashin
    Mei! You're the only one who can protect me!
[13:29] Jashin
    Please! Protect me...
    Protect your Orochimaru!
[13:33] Mei
    Oh, say that again!
[13:35] Jashin
    Please!
[13:38] Mei
    Okay! I'll protect you
    with everything I have!
[13:42] Jashin
    Thank you, Mei!
[13:46] Shiro
    What exactly are Shiro and
    her sisters watching right now?
[13:49] Mei
    Shiro?
[13:51] Mei
    Shiro?!
[13:52] Mei
    Of course! The castle!
[13:54] Mei
    Not Hara Castle, but...
SIGN    Castle
SIGN    Castle
SIGN    Hara
SIGN    Hara
SIGN    Natsuko (Miss)
SIGN    Natsuko (Miss)
[13:56] Mei
    Miss Hara Natsuko!
SIGN    Castle
SIGN    Castle
SIGN    Natsuko (Miss)
SIGN    Natsuko (Miss)
SIGN    Under
SIGN    Under
SIGN    Construction
SIGN    Construction
[13:59] Mei
    Check this out! I'll get all
     the cultists of the world
SIGN    Southward
[14:02] Mei
    to gather at Hara Natsuko
    Castle and keep them there!
[14:05] LilSis
    Just repay your debt.
[14:07] MobA
    I'm a cultist, but why am I here?
[14:08] MobB
    I'm a cultist, but...
[14:08] MobC
    I'm a cultist, but still...
[14:10] MobD
    I just want to support Per-chan.
[14:11] MobG
    My favorite's Yamada Marina-chan.
    She's from Fukuoka.
[14:12] MobE
    Her actress is my favorite!
[14:13] MobF
    I'm a fan of Yusa Koji-sama.
[14:15] DevilA
    I heard that.
[14:17] Chiba
    Doesn't that girl look like Noel-chan?
[14:19] Ozaki
    She's a dead ringer for her!
[14:21] Hashira
    I'm so glad we came to Minamishimabara!
[14:25] Mei
    Yep! It looks great on you!
[14:27] Jashin
    You think so?
[14:28] Mei
    You're a savior now!
[14:30] Jashin
    A savior?
[14:32] Shiro
    Why did we get dragged into this?
[14:35] LilSis
    It's a terrible hassle.
[14:37] Jashin
    A savior...
[14:38] Jashin
    That's right! I'm the savior
    who can save the heretics!
[14:42] Jashin
    Jashin-chan the Savior!
[14:44] Mei
    You go, Orochimaru!
[14:45] LilSis
    More like a devil king, I'd say...
[14:47] Medusa
    Jashin-chan!
[14:52] Medusa
    Stop running away from Hell Financing!
[14:54] Medusa
    You should do honest work to
    repay your debt! Okay?
[14:57] Misogoro
    Gosh, what a nice castle.
[15:01] Lierre
    What's even going on here?
[15:03] Mei
    That's...
[15:04] Mei
    Monochrome!
[15:05] Ran
    Kyon-Kyon!
[15:09] Kyon
    Don't worry! I'll protect you, Onee-chan!
[15:12] Jashin
    Hear me, humans!
[15:14] Jashin
    I am Jashin-chan the Savior.
[15:16] Jashin
    I have descended to join my
    cultists in rebuilding this world!
[15:19] Jashin
    I will be the god of a new world!
[15:22] Medusa
    You're a devil, though...
[15:23] Yurine
    Stop making trouble for
    everyone and surrender already.
[15:26] Jashin
    Listen to me!
[15:28] Jashin
    This is a rebellion.
     We're going to do everything over.
[15:31] Jashin
    Here at Hara Natsuko Castle,
    I have risen to action!
[15:34] Mei
    And Monochrome is our emblem!
[15:37] Ran
    Huh?! What?!
[15:38] Jashin
    That's right! This is the
    Minamishimabara Rebellion Ran-Ran!
[15:43] Kyon
    Onee-chan?!
[15:46] Kyon
    When did those humans do this?!
[15:48] Jashin
    See that? That's the power of my cultists!
[15:51] Yurine
    That's just kidnapping.
SIGN    The Ran-Ran Rescue Squad
SIGN    -
SIGN    -
SIGN    -
SIGN    Kidnapping is a Crime
[15:56] Yurine
    I swear... You're not going to
    understand until you get punished.
[16:00] Lierre
    I don't like fighting, but I'll back you up.
[16:03] Kyon
    Grr! Give Onee-chan back!
[16:06] Medusa
    G-Go easy on them, okay?
[16:08] Medusa
    Okay? Okay?
[16:09] Yurine
    I hope you're ready, Jashin-chan!
[16:12] Jashin
    Uh, where'd you just pull
    that katana from, exactly?
[16:15] Lierre
    Let's go!
[16:16] All
    Yeah!
[16:20] MobI
    H-Here they come!
[16:30] Jashin
    Kyon-Kyon's gone berserk...
[16:45] Jashin
    Cultists shouldn't be letting
    a god save them, damn it!
[16:48] Jashin
    I'll destroy all of them.
[16:50] Jashin
    Open the gunports!
[16:54] Jashin
    Fire!
[17:01] Ozaki
    Should we really be doing this?
[17:03] Hashira
    Yeah, what if someone gets hurt?
[17:05] Chiba
    No.
[17:06] Chiba
    There's no going back now.
[17:08] Chiba
    We have to do this for her sake...
[17:11] Chiba
    Yes! For the girl who
    looks just like Noel-chan!
SIGN    Doesn't Matter Who It Is Anymore
[17:15] LilSis
    They've damaged the castle walls.
[17:15] BigSis
    Who is Noel-san?
[17:25] Three
    Eek!
[17:26] Yurine
    I just cut something disgusting.
[17:31] Jashin
    The cannons...
[17:33] Jashin
    Yurine?!
[17:35] Jashin
    Tch, in that case...
[17:38] Jashin
    Shiro, you're going to be my barley.
[17:42] Jashin
    Move a muscle, and we're both
    Paradise-bound! That what you want?
[17:46] Yurine
    So she knows she's losing.
[17:49] Lierre
    Paradise will never welcome a devil.
[17:52] Lierre
    This has turned into
    quite the reunion, Shiro.
[17:55] Shiro
    Lierre-sama!
[17:59] Jashin
    M-My sword!
[18:04] Ran
    Kyon—
[18:09] Jashin
    Stopped it with her teeth.
[18:10] Mei
    Stopped it with her teeth.
[18:17] Mei
    Monochrome!
[18:23] Ran
    Kyon-Kyon, no!
[18:24] Kyon
    Huh? Onee-chan, when did you...
[18:27] Jashin
    She was just on a rampage,
     oblivious to everything?
[18:29] Yurine
    Jashin-chan, just give it up.
[18:34] Lierre
    Accept your fate.
[18:36] Jashin
    Y-Yes, my situation does seem dire.
[18:39] Jashin
    But...
[18:40] Jashin
    But I still have one trick up my sleeve!
[18:42] Jashin
    Sorry, debt collectors! I'm making my escape!
[18:45] Yurine
    You just keep making the
    same mistake over and over.
[18:49] Jashin
    Sacrifice yourself for me, Yurine!
[18:51] Jashin
    I'll escape to Hell, and the
    slate will be wiped clean!
[18:54] Jashin
    This is what it means to "live facing south."
    Right, old dude who appeared at the beginning?
[18:59] Kajiwara
    No, it's not.
[19:00] Jashin
    I'll kill Yurine, and my
    mission will be complete!
[19:15] Medusa
    J-J-J-J-Jashin-chan!
[19:18] Yurine
    So, on that note...
[19:20] Yurine
    Everyone, to prove you're not cultists, step on
     this image of the cult leader before you go.
[19:26] Jashin
    Watch where you're stepping, damn it!
[19:28] MobJ
    Ooh! Jashin-chan yelled at me!
[19:31] MobK
    I never would've thought we'd get
    to step on the real Jashin-chan!
[19:34] Jashin
    I'm not an image!
    I'm the real deal! Don't step on me!
[19:37] MobL
    Squee!
[19:38] Lierre
    Is this really proving anything?
[19:38] MonM
    I didn't get to step on her at the
    bookstore in Jinbocho, so this is great!
[19:39] Yurine
    Ah, I'd say it's fine.
[19:41] Medusa
    Jashin-chan...
[19:42] Mei
    Orochimaru, look what's happened to you...
[19:45] Misogoro
    Hm? She's been stepped on so much,
    she looks like some kind of dough.
[19:49] Medusa
    Huh? Dough?
[19:51] MobN
    That looks like it feels good!
[19:51] Misogoro
    We should have an artisan take a look at her.
[19:55] Medusa
    What do you think?
[19:56] Nouchi
    This is some nice dough. Let's use it.
[19:59] Jashin
    Huh?
[20:00] Nouchi
    We start by rolling it flat.
[20:03] Nouchi
    Once stretched thin, we hang them up,
     and once they've matured...
[20:07] Nouchi
    We pull them apart, hang them up
     in banners to dry, and then...
[20:12] Nouchi
    The Jashin-chan somen is complete.
[20:14] Jashin
    Wait, how'd this even happen?!
[20:16] Nouchi
    When boiling them, keep an eye on the time.
[20:18] Nouchi
    Avoid adding more water, but adjust the
    heat slightly to make them taste better.
[20:23] All
    They look tasty!
[20:24] Jashin
    Nothing about this looks tasty!
[20:26] Medusa
    Jashin-chan...
[20:26] Mei
    Orochimaru will become part of
    my body and live with me forever!
[20:27] Shiro
    Delicious!
[20:28] BigSis
    It truly is.
[20:29] LilSis
    Yes.
[20:30] KyonRan
    Hao chi!
[20:31] Jashin
    Stop eating me!
[20:33] Yurine
    Minamishimabara sure is a nice place.
[20:40] Jashin
    That was traumatic.
[20:42] Jashin
    They could make a movie out
    of my escape from Mei's stomach.
[20:42] Medusa
    Jashin-chan, why don't you
    give up and just work? I'll help you.
[20:48] Jashin
    To work is to lose! I've made up my mind!
[20:51] Jashin
    I'll never look back. I'm going to
    live facing south, like a sunflower.
[20:56] Jashin
    Minamishimabara taught me that.
[20:59] Yurine
    You couldn't have
    distorted that lesson more.
[21:01] I
    Listen, Jashin-chan-kun...
[21:05] II
    Would you just let us catch you already?
[21:13] III
    She ran off!
[21:15] III
    But that way leads to the ocean!
[21:16] IV
    There's nowhere to run!
[21:17] 1234
    What?!
[21:19] I
    She's running across the water!
[21:20] II
    Like Amakusa Shiro!
[21:22] Yurine
    Hey! Why are you taking us with you?
[21:24] Medusa
    Jashin-chan?
[21:25] Jashin
    I won't run anymore! I won't look back!
     I won't get caught, and I won't work, either!
[21:29] Jashin
    I'll get away from these guys for good!
[21:33] Jashin
    Live facing south!
[21:35] Medusa
    But you're heading west!
[23:10] Medusa
    Hi! It's Medusa!
[23:12] Medusa
    This lavender field is beautiful!
    Purple as far as the eye can see!
[23:17] Medusa
    Next time on Dropkick
    on My Devil!! X
, episode 9:
[23:21] Medusa
    "Lavender-Colored Eyes
    Misting Over in Furano."
[23:24] Medusa
    What? It's the same color
    as my eyes, you say?
[23:27] Medusa
    Come and take a closer look.
[23:30] Medusa
    You all just turned to ash!
[23:33] Medusa
    You want to know why I'm so excited?
[23:35] Medusa
    You'll have to wait until
    next week to find out!

E9 - Lavender-Colored Eyes Misting Over in Furano

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[00:03] Yurine
    I never would've guessed we'd be going
    back to Hokkaido in a hot air balloon.
[00:08] Jashin
    What a nice view.
[00:11] Medusa
    Let's do honest work to
    to repay your debt, okay?
[01:51] DevilA
    In Furano City nao!
SIGN    Furano, Hokkaido
[01:54] DevilA
    This is Furano, a city in the middle of
    Hokkaido with a population of about 200,000.
SIGN    Spring
[02:02] DevilA
    It's beautiful in all four seasons.
SIGN    Summer
SIGN    Autumn
[02:07] DevilA
    Each season paints the
    city in its own colors.
SIGN    Winter
[02:11] DevilA
    You could call it "the color of the north."
SIGN    The
SIGN    The
SIGN    of the North
SIGN    of the North
[02:20] Medusa
    Doesn't this clear, fresh air
    feel great, Jashin-chan?
[02:23] Jashin
    There are so many shops
    in the middle of the forest.
[02:29] Medusa
    Wow, these trinkets are so cute!
[02:31] Medusa
    Are they handmade?
[02:33] Medusa
    Hey, why don't we open our own shop here?
[02:36] Jashin
    Our own shop?
[02:37] Medusa
    You could bake cakes and
    other sweets, and I could sell them.
[02:42] Medusa
    If we keep up that kind of work
    until your debt is repaid...
[02:46] Medusa
    That's it! Work with me, Jashin-chan!
[02:49] Medusa
    We might have your debt
    paid off in 600 million years!
[02:52] Jashin
    Wow. The birds are singing.
[02:55] Medusa
    Jashin-chan?
[02:56] Yurine
    Stop running from reality.
[02:58] Yurine
    If you don't repay your debt,
    even a little at a time, it won't go away.
[03:02] Jashin
    Even if I do work, I can never repay it.
[03:06] Yurine
    Huh?
[03:07] Jashin
    The thing is, I borrowed it at a compound
    interest rate of 100% every ten days.[
[03:11] Yurine
    What?!
[03:11] Yurine
    You seriously borrowed 30 million yen
     at an interest rate like that?!
[03:15] Medusa
    That's an annual rate of about 970%...
[03:18] Medusa
    And if a whole year goes by...
[03:20] DevilA
    Open the price!
[03:22] DevilA
    Ones, tens, hundreds, thousands, ten thousands,
    hundred thousands, millions, ten millions,
    hundred millions, billions, ten billions,
    hundred billions, trillions,
    ten trillions, hundred trillions,
    quadrillions, ten quadrillions,
    hundred quadrillions, quintillions!
SIGN    Yen
[03:24] DevilA
    Ones, tens, hundreds, thousands, ten thousands,
    hundred thousands, millions, ten millions,
    hundred millions, billions, ten billions,
    hundred billions, trillions,
    ten trillions, hundred trillions,
    quadrillions, ten quadrillions,
    hundred quadrillions, quintillions!
SIGN    Yen
SIGN    Yen
[03:26] DevilA
    Ones, tens, hundreds, thousands, ten thousands,
    hundred thousands, millions, ten millions,
    hundred millions, billions, ten billions,
    hundred billions, trillions,
    ten trillions, hundred trillions,
    quadrillions, ten quadrillions,
    hundred quadrillions, quintillions!
SIGN    Yen
[03:26] DevilA
    Ones, tens, hundreds, thousands, ten thousands,
    hundred thousands, millions, ten millions,
    hundred millions, billions, ten billions,
    hundred billions, trillions,
    ten trillions, hundred trillions,
    quadrillions, ten quadrillions,
    hundred quadrillions, quintillions!
[03:27] DevilA
    Ones, tens, hundreds, thousands, ten thousands,
    hundred thousands, millions, ten millions,
    hundred millions, billions, ten billions,
    hundred billions, trillions,
    ten trillions, hundred trillions,
    quadrillions, ten quadrillions,
    hundred quadrillions, quintillions!
[03:27] DevilA
    Ones, tens, hundreds, thousands, ten thousands,
    hundred thousands, millions, ten millions,
    hundred millions, billions, ten billions,
    hundred billions, trillions,
    ten trillions, hundred trillions,
    quadrillions, ten quadrillions,
    hundred quadrillions, quintillions!
SIGN    Yen
[03:27] Medusa
    Three quintillion...
SIGN    Yen
[03:28] Medusa
    Three quintillion...
[03:30] Yurine
    That would cover Japan's
    national budget for 30,000 years.
[03:33] Jashin
    Medusa!
[03:34] Jashin
    My ATM! Use your entire
    savings to pay it back!
[03:38] Medusa
    Th-That's impossible! My entire savings
    wouldn't even shave off a zero!
[03:42] Jashin
    An ATM should be able to
    spit out money infinitely!
[03:44] Yurine
    You know that's not how it works.
[03:47] Medusa
    Her debt will just keep growing and growing.
[03:51] Medusa
    Even with our long life spans,
[03:54] Medusa
    we can never pay it back.
[04:00] Jashin
    Medusa!
[04:03] Medusa
    Fine.
[04:05] Jashin
    Medusa?
[04:10] Medusa
    Let's sell some organs.
[04:12] Medusa
    Don't worry! I'll sell mine along with you.
[04:16] Jashin
    Huh? Wh-What are you saying?
[04:19] Medusa
    We may have been born on different days,
[04:23] Medusa
    but we'll be together at the end.
[04:26] Yurine
    It's like the Oath of the Peach Garden.
[04:28] Medusa
    No.
[04:31] Medusa
    This is...
[04:35] Medusa
    ...the Oath of Ningle Terrace!
[04:38] Jashin
    Huh?! This is...
[04:40] Jashin
    The form that surpasses Politely
    Speaking Medusa in pure outrage,
[04:43] Jashin
    the rarest form of all, which I've
    only seen once, 6,666 years ago...
[04:48] Jashin
    Medusa High!
[04:50] Yurine
    Medusa High?
[04:52] Jashin
    It's short for Medusa in
    Exceptionally High Spirits!
[04:55] Medusa
    So that's settled!
[04:56] Medusa
    All that's left for us to do is spend
    our final days having a blast in Furano!
[04:58] Jashin
    Whoa, wait!
[05:02] Medusa
    Furano, let's go!
[05:05] Yurine
    Medusa High is a riot.
SIGN    Devil Fighters
SIGN    m 50 0 b 100 0 100 100 50 100 b 0 100 0 0 50 0
SIGN    Ja-Shin-Oh
SIGN    Devil Fighters
SIGN    m 50 0 b 100 0 100 100 50 100 b 0 100 0 0 50 0
SIGN    Jashin King
SIGN    Devil Fighters
SIGN    m 50 0 b 100 0 100 100 50 100 b 0 100 0 0 50 0
SIGN    Jashin King
SIGN    Devil Fighters
SIGN    m 50 0 b 100 0 100 100 50 100 b 0 100 0 0 50 0
SIGN    Jashin King
SIGN    Jashin King
SIGN    Devil Fighters
SIGN    m 50 0 b 100 0 100 100 50 100 b 0 100 0 0 50 0
SIGN    m 50 0 b 100 0 100 100 50 100 b 0 100 0 0 50 0
SIGN    Jashin King
SIGN    Devil Fighters
SIGN    m 0 0 l 100 0 100 100 0 100
SIGN    Medusa High
SIGN    m 50 0 b 100 0 100 100 50 100 b 0 100 0 0 50 0
SIGN    Light
SIGN    m 0 0 l 100 0 100 100 0 100
SIGN    The rarest and craziest card of all, unseen for
     the past 6,666 years!!! "Let's all be happy☆彡"
SIGN    Attack
SIGN    Defense
[05:09] Medusa
    It's always my turn!
SIGN    Furano Cheese Factory
[05:14] Medusa
    Yurine-san, take our picture!
[05:16] Medusa
    Come on, Jashin-chan, pose with me!
[05:19] Jashin
    A picture? Are you—
[05:21] Jashin
    Wha... Hey...
[05:29] Jashin
    Let's get fired up!
[05:31] Medusa
    Hype!
[05:32] Yurine
    Now Jashin-chan's "high," too.
[05:35] Medusa
    Let's use this picture at our funeral!
[05:37] Jashin
    Yay!
[05:39] Yurine
    Okay, say cheese.
[05:40] Goto
    Whoo! Who wants pizza baked in a pizza
    oven imported straight from Napoli?
[05:45] Goto
    The Furano Cheese Special!
[05:47] Medusa
    Cheese Special?
SIGN    Goto
[05:49] Goto
    It's a five-cheese pizza with wine cheddar,
    white, maison de biere, sepia, and mozzarella!
[05:57] Both
    Wow!
[05:59] Yurine
    Even the guy working here is pretty high.
[06:02] Yurine
    I guess looking into Medusa High's
    eyes doesn't cause petrification.
[06:05] DevilA
    By the way, the bracelet
    on Yurine's left wrist
[06:08] DevilA
    also protects her from
    Medusa High's influence.
[06:13] Jashin
    Super tasty!
[06:16] Jashin
    The five types of cheese are creating
    an exquisite harmony in my mouth!
[06:21] Medusa
    Jeez, you've got cheese on your cheek.
[06:24] Medusa
    Lick.
[06:25] Jashin
    Oh, Medusa!
[06:27] Yurine
    What are you, newlyweds?
[06:29] Medusa
    Thank you, cows of the world!
[06:31] Jashin
    Power to the moo!
[06:36] DevilA
    This is Furano Marche.
[06:39] DevilA
    Just about any Furano souvenir
    you could want is here.
[06:45] Medusa
    This looks tasty, too!
[06:47] Medusa
    Oh, and this!
[06:49] Medusa
    Jashin-chan, let's buy that, too!
[06:51] Jashin
    They all look delicious!
[06:53] Jashin
    Medusa! Buy that, too!
[06:55] Medusa
    Excuse me! We'd like all
    the snacks on this shelf!
[06:59] Medusa
    Let's take lots of Furano
    souvenirs with us to Hell!
[07:03] Jashin
    Yeah!
[07:07] Medusa
    We bought so many.
[07:08] Jashin
    Yep.
[07:10] Medusa
    Oh! Look, Jashin-chan!
SIGN    Suzuran
SIGN    Street
[07:14] Both
    Suzuran Street!
[07:16] Jashin
    What?! So this is actually
    Jinbocho instead of Furano?!
[07:20] Yurine
    You know it's not.
[07:22] Medusa
    I guess Furano has a Suzuran Street, too!
[07:25] Yurine
    It makes me feel like there's
    a connection to Jinbocho.
[07:27] Medusa
    It's a miracle!
[07:29] Medusa
    Just like how Jashin-chan
    and I met in this big world!
[07:32] Jashin
    Medusa!
[07:34] Medusa
    Jashin-chan!
[07:36] Both
    Lovey-love! Lovey-love!
[07:40] Medusa
    I think there's something over there
    that'll remind us of Jinbocho, too!
SIGN    Fubuki
    (Plain)
SIGN    Cream and jam sandwiched
    between bouchée pastry,
    creating a look reminiscent
    of the vast snowfields
    of the north.
SIGN    Fubuki
    (Plain)
SIGN    Cream and jam sandwiched
    between bouchée pastry,
    creating a look reminiscent
    of the vast snowfields
    of the north.
[07:48] Jashin
    Hey! Isn't this Fresh Moon?!
[07:51] Medusa
    It looks just like it!
[07:52] Jashin
    So this really is Jinbocho?!
[07:54] Yurine
    Again, it's not.
[07:56] Worker
    There's a side of Furano
    I wanna tell ya about!
[07:58] Worker
    This is called "Fubuki."
[08:00] Worker
    It's a bouchée pastry that's
    as thick and fluffy as snow,
[08:04] Worker
    but check this out!
    It's got jam in the middle!
[08:06] Yurine
    So there's another pastry
    similar to Fresh Moon.
[08:10] Yurine
    This makes me feel a
    connection to Jinbocho, too.
[08:12] Medusa
    Yeah! It really is fate!
[08:15] Yurine
    And these say "Furano Yukidoke Cheesecake."
[08:18] Yurine
    They all look delicious.
SIGN    Bellybutton
    Manju
SIGN    (Coarse Red Bean Paste)
[08:22] Jashin
    What's this?
[08:24] Jashin
    Bellybutton Manju? Why "Bellybutton"?
[08:28] Worker
    There's a side of Furano
    I wanna tell ya about!
[08:30] Worker
    Next to the nearby Zunashi
    River is Hokushin Shrine,
[08:33] Worker
    also known as the Bellybutton Shrine!
[08:36] Worker
    You should go check it out!
[08:37] Jashin
    So I'll find out if I go there?!
SIGN    m 0 0 l 100 0 100 100 0 100
SIGN    Hokushin Shrine
[08:47] Jashin
    This Bellybutton Manju is tasty.
[08:51] Yurine
    So this is the Zunashi River, huh?
[08:53] Yurine
    Apparently, nobody knows
     where its source is.
[08:58] Jashin
    Wow, really?
[09:00] Jashin
    How very educational!
[09:03] Jashin
    So why are this manju and the shrine
    called "Bellybutton," anyway?
[09:06] Medusa
    There! Done!
[09:08] Jashin
    What's done?
SIGN    I pray Jashin-chan's
    and my organs sell
    for a high price ☆
    
    Medusa
[09:10] Jashin
    "I pray Jashin-chan's and my organs
    sell for a high price. Medusa."
[09:15] Medusa
    Let's sell our organs together!
[09:18] Jashin
    Let's!
[09:21] Yurine
    "The Bellybutton Bond Stone."
[09:24] Yurine
    "If two people join hands through the hole,
     their bond will grow deeper," it says.
[09:30] Yurine
    Why don't you two try it?
[09:32] Medusa
    Let's do it!
[09:32] Jashin
    Let's deepen our bond!
[09:36] Medusa
    Ready? Reach your hand out!
[09:38] Jashin
    Okay!
[09:42] Medusa
    Jashin-chan!
[09:43] Jashin
    Medusa!
[09:48] Medusa
    Now our bond is even deeper!
[09:52] Jashin
    It's even deeper than Hell!
[09:55] Medusa
    Jashin-chan!
[09:57] Jashin
    Medusa!
[09:58] Medusa
    Jashin-chan!
[09:59] Jashin
    Medusa!
[10:00] Medusa
    Jashin-chan!
[10:02] Yurine
    Although...
[10:02] Jashin
    Me-du-sa!
[10:02] Yurine
    I feel like touching that stone
    and getting rid of Jashin-chan
[10:03] Medusa
    Jashin-chan!
[10:04] Jashin
    Medusa!
[10:05] Medusa
    Jashin-chan!
SIGN    Separation Stone
[10:06] Jashin
    Medusa!
[10:06] ---
    would benefit Medusa
    a lot more, personally.
[10:07] Medusa
    Jashin-chan!
[10:08] Jashin
    Medusa!
[10:11] Medusa
    Jashin-chan! Do you hear music?
[10:15] Jashin
    I do! I heard "bellybutton" again!
[10:19] Medusa
    Jashin-chan, let's go dance!
[10:20] Jashin
    Might as well dance, as they say!
[10:22] Both
    Yay!
[10:26] Medusa
    As long as we're dancing,
    we should get everyone to join us!
[10:29] Medusa
    Hey, everyone!
[10:31] Medusa
    Come on over!
[10:36] All
    Yay!
[10:41] Passersby
    Yay!
[10:43] All
    Yay!
[10:46] DevilA
    Since Medusa High passed her powers
     to Jashin-chan and the others,
[10:49] DevilA
    they got everyone in the town hyped up,
[10:51] DevilA
    and just like that, the Hokkai
    Bellybutton Festival took off!
[10:55] Yurine
    Anything goes in this anime, huh?
SIGN    ° The Hokkai Bellybutton Festival is held August 28th-29th.
[11:07] DevilA
    And this is the Wine Fountain
    located near Furano Station.
[11:12] DevilA
    This is water.
SIGN    Clink
SIGN    Suddenly
SIGN    With Thanks for
    the Earth's Blessings
SIGN    With Thanks for
    the Earth's Blessings
SIGN    With Thanks for
    the Earth's Blessings
SIGN    Furano Wine Grape Factory
SIGN    Furano Wine Grape Factory
[11:16] Yurine
    The Medusa High effect just
    kicked off yet another festival.
SIGN    ° The Furano Wine Grape Festival is held
     in early September.
[11:21] Minos
    Hey, look!
[11:22] Pekola
    They're trampling grapes!
[11:24] Poporon
    That's how they make the wine!
[11:26] Pino
    Looks fun!
[11:27] Lierre
    Okay! We'll go do that, too!
SIGN    Oh! I wanna do it, too!
SIGN    Rich and
    Nourishing
SIGN    Rich and
    Nourishing
[11:47] Lierre
    This is pretty fun!
SIGN    It feels funny!
[11:50] Minos
    I'm gonna trample and trample
    and trample some more!
[11:52] Poporon
    I've never done anything like this before!
[11:55] Pekola
    It feels so nice and cool on my feet!
[11:57] Pino
    I hope it'll become delicious wine!
[11:59] Jashin
    Trample with us, Yurine!
[12:02] Medusa
    My heart is leaping!
[12:04] Yurine
    Are you allowed to say that?
[12:06] Miku
    There! There!
[12:07] Miku
    Get all Miku-Miku'd up!
[12:09] Jashin
    You're pretty good at this!
[12:12] Miku
    You're not so bad yourself!
[12:13] Pino
    This is making me want to drink some wine!
[12:17] Medusa
    Then, let's go drink some later! It's on me!
[12:20] All
    Yay!
[12:23] DevilA
    To be continued in the second half.
[12:31] Medusa
    Look at all these barrels!
[12:33] Medusa
    And they're all full of wine!
[12:36] Pino
    There are so many
    different varieties of wine.
[12:39] Lierre
    So they let it age for years,
     sometimes even decades, huh?
[12:43] Lierre
    That takes a lot of patience for humans,
     considering their short lifespans.
[12:47] Jashin
    I can feel the history in here!
SIGN    It smells so nice!
[12:51] Minos
    Hey, now. You need to wait
    until you're an adult, Per-chan.
SIGN    Aw.
[12:56] Winery Guy
    Feel free to taste as many as you like!
[12:59] Winery Guy
    Open!
[13:02] Jashin
    Renaissance!
[13:04] Medusa
    Passion!
[13:05] Jashin
    What a nice, full flavor!
[13:07] Pekola
    And so many varieties!
    So much to be thankful for!
SIGN    This grape juice is yummy, too!
[13:13] Lierre
    Indeed, the cider is delicious, too.
[13:16] Pino
    Lierre-sama...
[13:17] Lierre
    What's gotten into you?
[13:18] Pino
    You came down from Heaven to eliminate us...
[13:23] Pino
    So I'll kill you before you can kill us!
[13:26] Lierre
    Hey! Stop that!
[13:28] Pino
    Drop in there already!
[13:32] Lierre
    Hey, all of you! Stop laughing and help me!
[13:38] Minos
    Gotta age her well!
[13:39] Pekola
    Stop, Pino!
SIGN    Another Bad Drunk
[13:45] Jashin
    Huh?
[13:45] DevilA
    Just then, possibly because
    she drank the wine,
[13:49] DevilA
    Jashin-chan shook off the
    effects of Medusa High!
[13:52] Jashin
    Medusa...
[13:54] Jashin
    She's really enjoying this...
[13:57] Jashin
    Can I really make her sell her organs for
    my sake when she's having so much fun?
[14:03] Jashin
    No, I can't!
[14:05] Jashin
    When every day is this fun,
    I can't just let that end!
[14:09] Jashin
    I take it all back!
[14:12] Minos
    What're you shouting about?
[14:14] Jashin
    I take back what I said
    about selling my organs.
[14:17] Jashin
    And I take back what I said
    about never working again.
[14:21] Jashin
    I'll work, work, and work some
    more, right here in Furano,
[14:25] Jashin
    and I'll repay my debt myself.
[14:28] Jashin
    Medusa, I won't make you sad anymore!
[14:34] Medusa
    Jashin-chan...
SIGN    You still haven't paid off Jashin-chan's debt?
[14:39] Yurine
    It's not that we haven't.
    It's just so bloated that we literally can't.
[14:49] Jashin
    I'll work at Yoshida Farm!
[14:51] Jashin
    Here you go! Your Furano Dream!
[14:55] All
    Let's eat!
[14:56] Jashin
    Enjoy.
[14:58] Jashin
    I'll memorize all the
    varieties of melon in Furano!
[15:01] Jashin
    King Ruby! Felice!
[15:03] Jashin
    Rupiah Red! Tiara!
[15:04] Jashin
    King Ruby! Felice!
[15:06] Jashin
    Rupiah Red! Tiara!
[15:07] Jashin
    Perfect!
SIGN    Furano Dream
[15:11] Jashin
    I'm tired of this.
[15:16] Jashin
    I'm just inherently
    incompatible with working.
[15:19] Jashin
    My cells are designed to not have to work.
[15:25] Jashin
    What if I drew my face on this melon?
[15:31] Jashin
    I think I might see a way
    out of repaying my debt!
[15:34] Jashin
    Let's get merchandising!
[15:37] Melon
    You desire the power of melons?
[15:40] Jashin
    That voice...
[15:41] Melon
    Then... you shall have it!
[15:47] Jashin
    Devil Fusion!
SIGN    On the Scene
SIGN    On the Scene
[15:50] Jashin
    I'm Muskmelon Jashin-chan!
[15:53] Jashin
    Now, step right up, ladies and gentlemen!
SIGN    Jashin-chan Melon Expo
[15:55] Jashin
    You can't buy these Jashin-chan
    Melons anywhere else!
[15:58] Jashin
    Buy now for a special bargain rate
    of 60,000—no, 6,660,000 yen each!
[16:03] Jashin
    Come on! Buy, buy, buy! It's a steal!
[16:07] Jashin
    I couldn't sell a single one.
[16:10] Jashin
    I guess no one's gonna buy a
    melon for 6,660,000 yen, huh?
SIGN    This is the Sorachi River
SIGN    This is the Sorachi River
SIGN    This is the Sorachi River
[16:18] Jashin
    Sorachi?
SIGN    This is the Sorachi River
[16:19] Jashin
    Rats! If that major publisher, the
    Hitotsubashi Group, was publishing my manga,
[16:24] Jashin
    maybe I could've benefited
    from the Sorachi name, too!
SIGN    Jatama
[16:29] Jashin
    What am I supposed to do?
[16:33] Jashin
    I guess all I can do is float
     aimlessly around Furano.
[16:37] Jashin
    Floating, floating... Floating around Furano...
[16:49] Jashin
    What beautiful scenery.
[16:52] Jashin
    And this jam made by that old lady
     that I bought near here...
[16:56] Jashin
    Putting it on a red bean bun gives
    me a hundred times the energy.
[17:02] Jashin
    Goro's Stone House...
[17:05] Jashin
    Is that "Goro" as in "Misogoro"?
[17:12] Jashin
    They're as beautiful as Hell.
SIGN    Hokkaido
    Bellybutton
    Festival
SIGN    The
    Bellybutton
    of Hokkaido
    
    Furano
    City
SIGN    This is the
    center of
    Hokkaido
SIGN    Hokkaido
    Central
    Mark
[17:20] Jashin
    Hokkaido Central Mark...
[17:24] Jashin
    Is this the center of Hokkaido?
[17:26] Statue
    Exactly, button!
[17:29] Statue
    It's on the Furano Elementary School
    grounds, and it's officially called:
[17:32] Statue
    the "Hokkaido Central Latitude
    and Longitude Survey Marker."
[17:36] Statue
    It's dedicated cultural property, button!
[17:39] Statue
    Starting in the year Taisho 3,
[17:41] Statue
    a professor from what was then the Kyoto
    Imperial University spent two years here,
[17:47] Statue
    measuring the Earth's latitude
    and longitude, as well as its gravity.
[17:51] Statue
    The marker was erected
    in commemoration, button!
[17:53] Jashin
    Oh, really?
[17:54] Jashin
    Thanks, fake statue.
[17:56] Statue
    Don't call me fake, button!
[17:58] Jashin
    So this "bellybutton" stuff is because
    this is the center of Hokkaido, huh?
[18:03] Jashin
    Bellybuttons guided me on this trip
    to Furano. I almost feel a connection.
[18:07] Jashin
    I wasn't just floating aimlessly after all.
[18:11] III
    That's right.
[18:12] III
    And you haven't forgotten
    your connection to us, right?
[18:22] Jashin
    No! I don't want to sell my organs!
[18:26] Medusa
    You're garbage.
[18:27] Medusa
    What were you doing wandering
    around? You did no work at all.
[18:31] Jashin
    Please help me! Forgive me!
[18:34] Yurine
    Medusa High is gone.
    She's in pissed mode now.
SIGN    I can't blame her.
[18:40] Medusa
    I've run out of patience with you.
    I can't put up with you anymore.
[18:44] Jashin
    Medusa!
[18:44] Lierre
    You made your own bed.
[18:46] Poporon
    Honestly...
[18:46] Jashin
    No! I don't want to die! Help me!
[18:50] III
    Well, we'll be taking Jashin-chan now.
[18:53] Yurine
    She's all yours.
[18:54] IV
    Hell has more supply than demand for organs,
    so we'll make Jashin-chan work
[18:59] IV
    for 66.6 billion years in the underground
    empire until she pays off her debt.
SIGN    Psst...
SIGN    Psst...
SIGN    Psst...
SIGN    Psst...
[19:04] Medusa
    Work hard underground and
    think about what you've done.
[19:07] Jashin
    Save me!
[19:08] Minos
    Wait just a minute!
SIGN    Virtue
SIGN    Virtue
[19:11] Uozumi
    Little lady, you run too fast.
    Gimme a minute to rest.
SIGN    Virtue
[19:15] Jashin
    Minos and Uozumi of the Matsuya Family?!
SIGN    Virtue
[19:18] Minos
    My dad talked to the
    higher-ups at Hell Financing.
[19:22] III
    Your dad?
[19:23] Uozumi
    He's the head of the Matsuya Family.
[19:28] Uozumi
    The little lady here is the boss's daughter.
[19:31] Minos
    The compound interest on the money
    Jashin-chan borrowed is way too excessive,
[19:36] Minos
    so he got them to agree to let her
    pay back only what she borrowed,
[19:39] Minos
    interest-free, over a period of 666 years.
SIGN    Good
    Faith
[19:42] III & IV
    Huh?
[19:43] (Flashback) Voice
    Okay!
[19:46] Uozumi
    If the fish is kind to the water,
    the water is kind to the fish.
[19:50] Uozumi
    In return, you guys will be
    doing our work from now on.
[19:54] IV
    Oh, right. I can accept that.
[19:58] III
    Okay, then, you're gonna
    spend the next 666 years
[20:02] III
    earning 3,750 yen each month to
    pay off your debt. You got that?
[20:06] Jashin
    Y-Yes, sir! Understood!
[20:10] Jashin
    I'm saved!
[20:11] Jashin
    3,750 yen a month isn't much different
    from my monthly smartphone bill!
[20:16] Jashin
    I'm free now!
[20:17] Yurine
    Sheesh.
[20:18] Minos
    Sorry to put you through
    all that work, Lieutenant.
[20:21] Uozumi
    Not at all. I'm here to do
    anything you ask, little lady.
[20:24] Yurine
    Minos's dad is a family boss? Wait, then...
[20:29] Uozumi
    Oh, we're in the construction business.
    One of the biggest and oldest in Hell.
[20:34] Yurine
    And it's not just a front?
[20:36] Uozumi
    We're a construction business.
[20:38] Medusa
    Well, everyone, let's go back to Jinbocho.
[20:40] Pekola
    Yes, let's go home.
[20:43] Pekola
    I have my work, after all.
[20:45] Pino
    I'd love to come to Hokkaido again.
[20:46] Poporon
    Me, too.
[20:47] Lierre
    We'll come back to check out all
    the best foods—I mean, power spots!
[20:51] Yurine
    It was a nice trip.
[20:53] Jashin
    Hey!
SIGN    Working at the farm was so much fun!
[20:54] Jashin
    Hey! Untie me!
[20:57] Minos
    We gotta come visit the cattle again!
[20:59] Jashin
    Hey... Hey...
[21:02] Jashin
    Hey!
[21:05] DevilA
    And so, Jashin-chan was
    left behind in Furano.
[21:12] DevilA
    But!
[21:17] Jashin
    Powder snow is the best!
[21:19] DevilA
    She took the opportunity to
    enjoy Furano to the fullest!
[21:23] DevilA
    Chan-cha—
[21:25] Jashin
    Hey, I remember you.
[21:27] Miku
    Jashin-chan, let's sing together.
[21:31] Both
    I'll get you all...
[21:35] Miku
    ...Miku-Miku'd up!
[21:35] Jashin
    ...Jashi-Jashi'd up!
[22:57] Jashin
    That was super fun! Let's have tea
    later with some sweets I made!
[23:02] Miku
    Yay!
SIGN    m 0 0 l 124 0 l 124 3 l 127 3 l 127 68 l 124 68 l 124 71 l 0 71 l 0 68 l -3 68 l -3 3 l 0 3
SIGN    Medusa's mood
     improved!
[23:10] Ran
    I hear there's a pair of twin pandas
    that's really popular in the human realm!
[23:14] Ran
    Twin pandas! That sounds so nice!
[23:17] Ran
    Wait, twins? That's it!
[23:20] Ran
    Kyon-Kyon, want to become a panda, too?
[23:22] Kyon
    I'll pass!
[23:23] Ran
    Next time on Dropkick
    on My Devil!! X
, episode 10:
[23:28] Kyon
    "Ask the Sky! My Name Is Jashin-chan!"
[23:32] Ran
    Aw, but I think it'd be nice if we matched...
[23:37] Kyon
    I'll pass!

E10 - Ask the Sky! My Name Is Jashin-chan!

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SIGN    To Jashin-chan
[00:08] Jashin
    I'm... I'm back.
[00:11] Jashin
    I finally made it home!
[00:15] Jashin
    Huh?
[00:16] Jashin
    Yurine?
[00:21] Jashin
    Yurine?
[00:24] Jashin
    She's gone...
[02:01] Jashin
    So anyway...p[
[02:03] Jashin
    Yurine's gone.
[02:05] Minos
    Also, welcome back, Jashin-chan.
[02:08] Jashin
    Ya got a lot of nerve saying that!
    You guys took off and left me in Hokkaido!
SIGN    You deserved it.
[02:15] Minos
    Your debt got taken care of, right?
[02:18] Medusa
    Jashin-chan, when we're back in Hell,
    we need to go thank Minos's dad.
[02:23] Jashin
    That's the thing!
[02:24] Jashin
    Yurine, the key to me
    getting back to Hell, is gone!
[02:28] Jashin
    I don't even care about my debt right now!
[02:31] Jashin
    If Yurine isn't around,
    I can never get back to Hell!
SIGN    That's a pretty crazy thing to say in such a frenzy.
[02:38] Minos
    Maybe Yurine-chan finally abandoned you?
[02:44] Jashin
    You think I've been abandoned, then?
[02:46] Medusa
    It's okay, Jashin-chan! You still have me!
[02:50] Jashin
    You have nothing to do
    with anything right now.
[02:53] Minos
    She wasn't acting any different
    when we ate together last night.
SIGN    You have no idea why?
[03:01] Jashin
    I have ideas. Lots of ideas. All the ideas.
[03:03] Minos
    Okay, and do any of them
    stand out in particular?
[03:06] Jashin
    Hmm... A lot of them, but...
[03:09] Jashin
    Maybe it was that...
[03:12] Yurine
    You want to pound mochi?
[03:14] Jashin
    Yes! They say it's good luck
    to pound mochi on the 28th!
[03:19] Jashin
    I've got a mochi-pounding set all ready.
[03:21] Jashin
    I ordered it on Prime, and it got here
     right away. That's Prime for you.
SIGN    Click
[03:25] Miku
    Miku delivery service!
[03:27] Jashin
    So I want you to help!
[03:29] Yurine
    That sounds like fun. Okay, I'll do it.
[03:34] Yurine
    Oh, you've already pounded it?
[03:37] Yurine
    Isn't it done now?
[03:39] Jashin
    It takes two to pound mochi.
[03:42] Jashin
    I'll pound it, and you can knead it, okay?
[03:47] Jashin
    Here I go! Hup!
[03:51] Yurine
    There we go.
[03:56] Jashin
    You're supposed to say "Hup!"
    so we can keep up the rhythm.
[04:00] Yurine
    That kind of thing embarrasses me.
[04:02] Jashin
    Say what?! You—
[04:04] Yurine
    Oh, can it.
[04:06] Jashin
    Still, you need to find a way
     to get over it for me.
[04:09] Yurine
    Okay, fine.
[04:11] Jashin
    Hup!
[04:12] Yurine
    Hup.
[04:13] Jashin
    Hup!
[04:14] Yurine
    Hup.
[04:15] Jashin
    I'm getting into the groove now!
[04:18] Yurine
    This is pretty fun, huh?
[04:21] Jashin
    Hup!
[04:24] Jashin
    Enjoy it all you can, 'cause you're about
    to get your head split open and die.
[04:29] Jashin
    Whoops, my hand slipped!
[04:37] Jashin
    Are you dead? Well? Are you dead?
[04:40] Jashin
    I finally did it!
[04:43] Jashin
    Dinner tonight is Jashin-chan's
    hand-pounded mochi with strawberry sauce!
[04:50] Yurine
    Jashin-chan.
[04:52] Yurine
    Jashin-chan!
[04:54] Yurine
    Why'd you start laughing out
    of nowhere? You're so creepy.
[04:58] Jashin
    I only killed her in my head!
[05:00] Jashin
    But if I do it just like in that
    simulation, it'll work perfectly!
[05:04] Jashin
    Here I go!
[05:05] Jashin
    Whoops, my hand slipped!
[05:11] Jashin
    Huh?
[05:14] Yurine
    What?
[05:16] Jashin
    Uh, sorry... My hand slipped... Um, I mean...
[05:21] Yurine
    You're so tired that your hand slipped?
[05:24] Yurine
    I'll swap with you, then.
    You can do the kneading.
[05:27] Yurine
    Give me the mallet.
[05:29] Yurine
    Well, come on. Swap with me.
[05:35] Jashin
    No...
[05:36] Jashin
    No! I don't care about
    mochi-pounding anymore!
[05:39] Jashin
    Just die the normal way! Royal Copenhagen!
[05:53] Yurine
    Hmm, I don't have anyone to knead it now.
[05:56] Yurine
    I wonder if Minos is around.
[06:01] Jashin
    So that happened.
[06:04] Jashin
    Actually, that hurt me
    a lot more than it hurt her...
SIGN    That just sounds like one of your usual stories.
[06:10] Minos
    Yeah, business as usual.
SIGN    Maybe she really did just abandon—
[06:16] Jashin
    She did not abandon me!
[06:18] Minos
    Didn't you find any clues at all? Like a note?
[06:22] Jashin
    A note? Hmm...
SIGN    To Jashin-chan
SIGN    To Jashin-chan
SIGN    To Jashin-chan
SIGN    To Jashin-chan
SIGN    To Jashin-chan
[06:27] (Flashback) Jashin
    "To Jashin-chan"?
[06:29] (Flashback) Jashin
    Nom, nom, nom, nom...
[06:31] (Flashback) Jashin
    Gulp.
[06:33] Jashin
    Oh, yeah, that thing!
[06:34] Minos
    So she did leave a letter, then?
[06:37] Jashin
    Hang on just a minute.
SIGN    You ate it before even reading it?
[06:41] Minos
    Why would you even eat it?
[06:44] Jashin
    My bad, my bad.
[06:45] Minos
    Gross!
SIGN    I'm going back to
    my parents' home.
    Yurine

[06:48] Yurine
    I'm going back to my parents' home.
SIGN    I'm going back to
    my parents' home.
    Yurine

SIGN    I'm going back to
    my parents' home.
    Yurine

[06:50] Jashin
    Her parents' home?
SIGN    I'm going back to
    my parents' home.
    Yurine

[06:51] Both
    Her parents' home?
[06:53] Jashin
    So there you have it.
    Yurine's back at her parents' home.
[06:56] Jashin
    She didn't abandon me after all!
SIGN    I heard "going back my parents' home" is what people say when they leave their partner.
[07:05] Jashin
    What?! Really?!
SIGN    So she did abandon you.
[07:09] Jashin
    What... did you say?
[07:11] Jashin
    So using up all my allowance on gambling,
    blowing my spending money on horse races,
[07:15] Jashin
    then running off with 30 million yen
    was really that intolerable?
[07:20] Minos
    You can say all that
    without feeling bad about it?
[07:23] Jashin
    Does she have any idea how much
     I suffered living on the run
[07:26] Jashin
    from Hokkaido in the north
     to Kyushu in the south?!
SIGN    I thought you enjoyed it quite a bit, actually...
[07:33] Minos
    Is that all she wrote in the note?
[07:37] Jashin
    Wait. There's more.
[07:43] Jashin
    Here.
[07:44] Minos
    Ugh, gross! Jeez...
[07:47] Minos
    What's it say?
SIGN    If anything
    happens,
    call my
    smartphone.
SIGN    This is my
    family's address:
    
     XXXXXXXXXXXX
     Shinjuku Ward
SIGN    I'll be back tomorrow.
[07:48] Minos
    "If anything happens, call my smartphone.
     This is my family's address."
[07:52] Minos
    "I'll be back tomorrow," huh?
[07:55] Jashin
    Oh, so she's coming back?
[07:58] Jashin
    See? I wasn't abandoned after all.
SIGN    Good for you.
[08:02] Jashin
    Her family lives in Shinjuku? That's not far.
[08:05] Minos
    You didn't know where her family lived?
[08:08] Jashin
    Yurine doesn't talk about herself much.
     She's very mysterious.
[08:13] Jashin
    Not that I care, though, so it's fine!
[08:15] Medusa
    Oh, come on, Jashin-chan. If you didn't care,
     there was no need to say anything.
[08:20] Medusa
    You're like those nerds on social media
    who can't resist offering their opinion
[08:23] Medusa
    and who talk way too much.
[08:25] Jashin
    Medusa, your character's
    completely fallen apart.
SIGN    Well, anyway, why don't we pay that address a visit?
[08:31] Minos
    Yeah.
[08:33] Jashin
    Right! Then we'll find out!
[08:34] Minos
    Okay, let's all go in my new ride!
[08:38] Jashin
    New ride?
[08:41] Minos
    C'mon, hop in. I bought it in Obihiro.
[08:45] Jashin
    It's just like the last one.
[08:45] Medusa
    Here you go.
SIGN    Thanks!
[08:47] Minos
    No, it's a little bigger.
[08:49] Pino
    It seems awfully noisy over here.
[08:51] Pino
    Oh? Are you going out
    somewhere so early in the year?
[08:55] Medusa
    Just to visit Yurine's family home.
SIGN    Want to come with us?
[08:59] Pino
    Huh?
[08:59] Pino
    I-I'll pass, thank you.
[09:02] Jashin
    Yeah, you should pass on this one.
[09:04] Jashin
    This vehicle's already over capacity.
[09:07] Jashin
    But the next time you make something,
    don't hesitate to bring it over.
[09:11] Jashin
    Making sweets is the only thing
    you're good at, after all.
[09:13] Medusa
    Hey, Jashin-chan! That's not true!
[09:16] Pino
    Hmph. I only bring those for Hanazono-san.
[09:20] Jashin
    Ke-ke-ke!
[09:21] Minos
    Okay, we're taking off! Hold on tight!
[09:24] Jashin
    'Kay.
[09:25] Minos
    Off we go!
[09:30] Pino
    This is no time to stand around cleaning.
[09:33] Pino
    I'll make some delicious sweets
    that'll leave Jashin-chan speechless.
SIGN    Giant
    Panda
SIGN    Big
SIGN    Bear
SIGN    Cat
SIGN    Giant
    Panda
SIGN    Big
SIGN    Bear
SIGN    Cat
SIGN    Giant
    Panda
SIGN    Big
SIGN    Bear
SIGN    Cat
SIGN    Cat
SIGN    Bear
SIGN    Giant
    Panda
SIGN    Big
[09:40] Jashin
    "Big bear cat"?
[09:46] Kyon
    In Chinese, it means "panda"!
SIGN    Red Panda
SIGN    Small
SIGN    Bear
SIGN    Cat
[09:53] Ran
    And the kanji that reads "small
    bear cat" means "red panda."
[09:57] Minos
    We're here!
[10:01] Medusa
    This is where Yurine-san's family lives?
[10:03] Minos
    I didn't know Yurine-chan's
    origin story included a shrine.
[10:06] Jashin
    Orange ginger ale?
SIGN    Pathetic.
[10:11] Minos
    Well, let's head on in!
[10:13] Jashin
    Do you have a death wish?!
[10:15] Minos
    Ow!
[10:16] Minos
    What'd you do that for?
[10:18] Jashin
    Shrines are holy places.
[10:19] Jashin
    It might have a barrier
    around it to ward off devils.
[10:22] Minos
    Huh? So what do we do, then?
[10:25] Jashin
    Whoops, my hand slipped!
[10:30] Jashin
    Looks like there's no barrier.
SIGN    You really are a devil.
[10:35] Medusa
    Jashin-chan, you're so mean!
[10:37] Jashin
    Now we know it's safe to go i—
SIGN    What are you doing?
[10:45] Jashin
    Why am I the only one who can't go in?
[10:47] Jashin
    Oh, I know! It must be
    because I'm wearing my cape!
[10:55] Jashin
    It wasn't the cape?
[10:57] Medusa
    Are you okay?
[11:04] Jashin
    I just have to... force my way in!
[11:07] Minos
    W-Wow...
[11:14] Minos
    She really got in.
[11:16] Medusa
    Amazing, Jashin-chan.
[11:18] Jashin
    So long as ya got energy,
    you can do anything!
SIGN    You lost your tail.
[11:22] Yurine
    What are you guys doing?
[11:24] Jashin
    Gah! Yurine!
[11:29] Jashin
    Why are you dressed like that?
[11:31] Yurine
    Oh, this is my work uniform.
[11:33] Yurine
    I came here to help out
    with the New Year's work.
[11:37] Jashin
    A miko shrine priestess? Miko? Mik—
[11:41] Jashin
    I'm Miku-chan!
[11:43] Yurine
    I put up a barrier that should've
    kept only Jashin-chan out. Weird.
[11:47] Jashin
    But why?!
SIGN    Yurine-chan, sorry we came over unannounced.
[11:51] Minos
    We were just curious to see
    the place where you were born.
[11:55] Medusa
    So you were raised at a shrine?
[11:57] Yurine
    It's not like I was hiding it or anything.
    It just never came up.
[12:01] Minos
    I see.
[12:03] Minos
    So the secret to your strength
    is all this holy power.
SIGN    Maybe that's not all it is.
[12:13] Yurine
    What are you talking about?
[12:15] Minos
    Nothing.
[12:17] Medusa
    Looks like it's a huge success!
[12:19] Yurine
    Yeah, it's New Year's Day. That's why they're
     short-handed and asked me to help out.
[12:28] Jashin
    Ooh! An offering box!
[12:32] Medusa
    Jashin-chan!
[12:34] Jashin
    How much is in here, I wonder? Can I break it?
[12:37] Yurine
    You know...
[12:39] Yurine
    Karma...
[12:41] Yurine
    ...is going to get you!
[12:43] Jashin
    Don't try this at home, kids!
[12:46] Yurine
    Well, since you're here,
    want to draw fortunes? On the house.
[12:51] Minos
    Oh, sounds good!
[12:53] Medusa
    Are you okay?
[12:54] Jashin
    I-I can't get up.
SIGN    I thought you could do anything so long as you had energy?
[13:00] Yusa
    Please continue to support
    my sister and me this year!
SIGN    Very Bad Luck
SIGN    Fortune
SIGN    Very Bad Luck
SIGN    Fortune
SIGN    Very Bad Luck
[13:06] Jashin
    You got very bad luck!
[13:08] Jashin
    You're done for!
[13:09] Yurine
    I got Fair Luck.
[13:11] Medusa
    Me, too.
SIGN    I got Fair Luck, too.
[13:14] Jashin
    You're the only one who got
    Very Bad Luck. You're in trouble.
[13:18] Minos
    But Very Bad Luck is really rare, right?
    So maybe I'm actually lucky!
[13:22] Yurine
    You're so optimistic, Minos.
[13:25] Jashin
    She's not optimistic. She's just an idiot.
[13:28] Jashin
    Poor thing.
[13:29] Jashin
    You have to live in fear
    of your imminent death now.
[13:33] Jashin
    Incidentally, I'm not afraid of dying.
[13:35] Jashin
    I'm a strong devil, after all.
SIGN    You're such a bad person, Jashin-chan.
[13:41] Yurine
    Well? What did you draw?
[13:43] Jashin
    Let's see...
SIGN    Death
SIGN    Fortune
SIGN    Death
[13:47] Jashin
    I-Is this...
[13:49] Medusa
    So what'd you get?
[13:49] Jashin
    ...the continuation of the fortune
    I got in Obihiro? No way. It can't be...
[13:50] Minos
    Bad news?
SIGN    Let me see it.
SIGN    "Death"?
[13:57] Minos
    What the heck?
    Yurine-chan, what does it mean?
[14:00] Yurine
    I've never seen it before.
    What a bad omen to start the year with.
SIGN    m 0 0 l 100 0 100 100 0 100
SIGN    Gastric
    Acid
    Rising
SIGN    m 0 0 l 100 0 100 100 0 100
SIGN    Gastric
    Acid
    Rising
SIGN    m 0 0 l 100 0 100 100 0 100
SIGN    Gastric
    Acid
    Rising
SIGN    m 0 0 l 100 0 100 100 0 100
SIGN    Gastric
    Acid
    Rising
SIGN    m 0 0 l 100 0 100 100 0 100
SIGN    Gastric
    Acid
    Rising
SIGN    Is Jashin-chan gonna die?
[14:10] Jashin
    I won't die.
[14:12] Jashin
    I will not die!
SIGN    Thank You 39
    Dropkick!
[14:20] Jashin
    I will not die!
SIGN    Thank You 39
    Dropkick!
[14:26] Miku
    You got a death wish?!
[14:28] Yurine
    What were you even trying to do?
[14:30] Medusa
    I think she just panicked.
[14:35] Jashin
    What in the world is this?
    It's scary! "Death" is way too scary!
SIGN    But you just said you weren't afraid of dying.
[14:42] Jashin
    Medusa! Trade with me!
[14:44] Medusa
    Huh?
[14:44] Yurine
    Trading fortunes won't do you any good now.
[14:52] Medusa
    Don't cry. I'll protect you.
[14:55] Jashin
    Wah-Wah-Wentz Eiji!
[14:57] Minos
    Stop crying.
[15:02] Yurine
    She's such a pain.
[15:04] Yurine
    Let's take her home.
SIGN    Don't you need to help out here?
[15:07] Yurine
    Having an unlucky devil like her here
    would be even worse for business.
[15:12] Jashin
    Wah-Wah-Wentz Eiji!
[15:14] Miku
    You got a death wish?!
SIGN    Gag Police
SIGN    Gag Police
SIGN    Gag Police
SIGN    Gag Police
SIGN    Gag Police
SIGN    Gag Police
SIGN    Gag Police
SIGN    Gag Police
SIGN    Gag Police
[15:19] Jashin
    Every human I see looks
    like they want to kill me...
[15:23] Tanahashi
    Hey, part-timer!
[15:24] Tanahashi
    We got a job on short notice. Can you make it?
[15:27] Pekola
    Uh, I'm in Shibaura recording
    for PekoTube right now...
[15:31] Tanahashi
    Be here in three minutes, part-timer.
[15:33] Jashin
    Even him.
SIGN    Great Luck
[15:35] Chiba
    I can't believe we scored tickets to
    Noel-chan's New Year's Special Secret Live Show.
SIGN    Great Luck
SIGN    Great Luck
SIGN    Great Luck
SIGN    Great Luck
SIGN    Great Luck
SIGN    Great Luck
SIGN    Great Luck
SIGN    Great Luck
SIGN    Great Luck
[15:39] Chiba
    What an amazingly lucky start to the year.
[15:41] Ozaki
    Praying at that shrine earlier paid off!
[15:43] Hashira
    I hope I get to pick up some of her hair.
[15:46] Jashin
    And them, too.
[15:47] Jashin
    Wait...
[15:48] Jashin
    One of the four of you
    might want to kill me, too.
[15:53] Jashin
    In that case...
[15:55] Jashin
    In that case, I'll just kill you first!
SIGN    She's jumping at every shadow now.
[16:00] Minos
    Stop it!
[16:04] Jashin
    Hey, Medusa, walk between me and the cars.
    One of them might try to crash into me.
[16:09] Medusa
    Huh?
[16:10] Jashin
    You'll protect me, right?
SIGN    You went crashing into one yourself earlier...
[16:17] Jashin
    Gah!
[16:19] Guy
    I'm sorry! I accidentally dropped my knife!
[16:22] Jashin
    Screw you! Ya tryin' to "accidentally" kill me?!
[16:25] Mei
    Stop right there, thief!
SIGN    Ceremonial
SIGN    Warding
SIGN    Arrows
[16:29] Girl
    Welcome.
[16:31] Mei
    I told you to stop!
[16:39] Medusa
    Jashin-chan, are you okay?!
[16:41] Jashin
    There's an arrow in my head...
[16:45] Mei
    Orochimaru!
[16:48] Mei
    I'm so lucky I got to see you
    so early in the new year!
[16:52] Jashin
    Hey... You need to chase the thief...
[16:53] Mei
    Come on, Orochimaru! I'm posting
    my Happy New Year tweet! Smile!
[16:58] Yurine
    I'm back.
[16:59] Three
    Thanks for having us over.
[17:02] Jashin
    I somehow made it home without dying.
[17:05] Jashin
    I should be fine now.
[17:06] Yurine
    What are you talking about?
    That fortune was for the whole year.
[17:11] Jashin
    Huh?
[17:12] Yurine
    That means you get to live
    in fear 24/7, all year long.
[17:21] Jashin
    You're kidding...
[17:26] Jashin
    I'm gonna go crazy!
[17:31] Minos
    She ran off.
SIGN    She's not gonna go on the run again, is she?
[17:35] Yurine
    I seriously don't want to have to run
    all over Japan looking for her again.
[17:40] Jashin
    I'm going to die... I'm going to die?
[17:43] Jashin
    I'm going to die this year?
[17:45] Jashin
    Before I can go back to
    Hell or defeat Yurine?
[17:49] Jashin
    Can't I change my future?!
[17:51] Jashin
    It can't be true!
[18:08] Yurine
    I swear...
[18:09] Medusa
    I hope Jashin-chan has
    enough funds to run away on...
[18:13] Yurine
    She can't have gotten too far.
[18:15] Medusa
    I need to get this money to her quick.
[18:18] Yurine
    Medusa...
[18:21] Medusa
    Oh, it's from Minos.
[18:23] Medusa
    She knows where Jashin-chan is!
[18:30] Jashin
    The sunset is beautiful.
[18:32] Jashin
    What a fantastic view.
[18:41] Jashin
    Imagine a cruel, merciless devil
    like myself shedding tears...
[18:47] Jashin
    My fear of dying earlier
    seems like a lie now.
[18:50] Jashin
    I won't do anything bad anymore.
[18:52] Jashin
    I'll stop wasting money on
    gambling and live straight.
SIGN    Fruit
    Figure
SIGN    Empty
SIGN    Fruit
    Figure
SIGN    Empty
[18:56] Jashin
    I'll do it to protect this beauty.
[18:59] Mei
    It's just like the sunset
    in Kushiro, isn't it?
[19:03] Jashin
    Mei? You didn't go to Kushiro.
[19:08] Mei
    When I'm worn out from work,
[19:09] Jashin
    Ignoring me, huh?
[19:10] Mei
    I sometimes just want to come up
     here and watch the sunset.
[19:13] Mei
    When I see this beautiful sunset,
    my trivial worries don't matter anymore.
[19:19] Mei
    And neither do peace,
    justice, order, morality...
[19:22] Jashin
    Uh, but you're a police—
[19:24] Kyon
    I know what you mean.
[19:27] Jashin
    Kyon-Kyon? You two are here, too?
[19:30] Kyon
    When I see the beautiful sunset,
    the difficult things don't matter.
[19:34] Kyon
    I can just handle them with my fists!
    Violence is the only way!
[19:37] Jashin
    How do you get there
    from a beautiful sunset?!
[19:41] Minos
    Found ya, Jashin-chan!
SIGN    I can't believe you ran this far.
[19:47] Minos
    Yeah, seriously.
[19:48] Minos
    But I get it, Jashin-chan. I understand
     the passion a sunset can inspire.
[19:53] Minos
    All you need to do is shout out
    all the feelings built up in your chest!
[19:59] Minos
    You stupid sunset!
[20:01] Jashin
    What did the sunset do wrong?!
SIGN    That's so '80s...
[20:04] Pekola
    Ham...
[20:06] Pekola
    A glowing circle with
    orange around the edge...
[20:11] Pekola
    It's a round slice of ham!
SIGN    Ham
SIGN    Ham
SIGN    This is the
    orange part
[20:12] Jashin
    It's the setting sun!
SIGN    Ha
SIGN    Ha
SIGN    Ha
[20:14] Lierre
    It's just like you to see
    food in the setting sun.
[20:18] Lierre
    It looks like a pancake to me.
[20:20] Jashin
    It does not!
[20:21] Jashin
    And where the heck did you
    guys come from, anyway?!
[20:26] Yurine
    It really is pretty.
[20:31] Jashin
    Yurine...
[20:32] Yurine
    You're constantly causing trouble for me,
[20:36] Yurine
    but this red sunset looks just like...
[20:39] Yurine
    ...your bloody tail after I've cut it off.
[20:42] Jashin
    Yours is the scariest of all!
[20:44] Yurine
    Jashin-chan, don't cause trouble
    by suddenly disappearing like that.
[20:49] Yurine
    Or I'll kill you.
[20:50] Jashin
    Yes, ma'am.
[20:51] Yurine
    That said, I guess you were
    drawn to this pretty sunset
[20:55] Yurine
    like bugs to a fluorescent light.
[20:58] Jashin
    Uh, it wasn't just me...
[21:00] Yurine
    Look. They just keep coming.
[21:03] Jashin
    Also, "bugs"?
[21:11] Jashin
    This is way too many!
[21:13] Medusa
    We were worried about you, Jashin-chan.
[21:15] Medusa
    Why'd you have to say that when
    I was getting all sentimental?!
[21:18] Yurine
    Heh, sentimental?
[21:20] Yurine
    Still, since all these people are here,
[21:23] Yurine
    why don't we all sing together as one?
[21:28] Jashin
    Wait, why?!
[21:29] [SONG] Song
    We are all alive
[21:32] Jashin
    What the heck was this
    episode about, anyway?!
[21:35] Yurine
    You know this is how it always is.
[21:37] [SONG] Song
    We're hungry, so...
[23:11] Ecute
    At long last, I get to make my appearance!
[23:14] Atre
    Princess, the people are asking who you are.
[23:17] Ecute
    What?! There are people who don't know me?!
[23:21] Ecute
    I am the vampire princess who governs
    the Transylvania Family of Hell,
[23:26] Ecute
    the cutest, smartest, and most
    noble being in Hell, Ecute-sama!
[23:28] Atre
    Next time on Dropkick
    on My Devil!! X
, episode 11:
[23:32] Atre
    "The Jinbocho Blood Donation Center."
[23:34] Atre
    I, Atre, am also looking
    forward to meeting all of you.

E11 - The Jinbocho Blood Donation Center

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[00:14] Lierre
    Sorry about this, Pino.
    The TV at the orphanage isn't working.
[00:17] Pino
    I-It's all right.
[00:19] Pino
    She's lying.
[00:20] Pino
    She came here so the two of us
    would be alone and she can kill me.
[00:25] Pino
    I need to use the bathroom.
[00:29] Lierre
    Pino?
[00:30] Lierre
    The bathroom's not that way.
[00:32] Pino
    I-I-I meant the bathroom outside...
[00:36] Lierre
    What's up with her?
[00:39] Lierre
    Oh, well. Time for Patra-chan!
SIGN    Patra
SIGN    Patra
SIGN    chan
SIGN    chan
[00:47] TV
    Patra-chan!
[00:49] Patra
    Hi!
[00:51] Baddie1
    You've caused us a lot of trouble.
[00:53] Baddie1
    Tell us the secret of Pyramid Power!
[00:56] Patra
    I'll never tell you!
[00:58] Horus
    Don't, Princess! If Pyramid Power falls
    into the wrong hands, the world's done for!
[01:02] Baddie2
    All right then. If we can't get it out of her,
    we'll have to get it out of you.
[01:07] Horus
    Huh?!
[01:08] Patra
    Fool! You know Horus will never tell you!
[01:10] Baddie1
    Then die.
[01:12] Horus
    F-Fine! I'll talk!
[01:13] Patra
    Come on!
[01:14] Horus
    Shut up! I'm scared! The fear's too much for me!
[01:18] Patra
    He's so useless.
[01:22] Lierre
    Patra-chan never disappoints. What a riot!
SIGN    To Be Continued
SIGN    The Patra
SIGN    Exhibition
    Is On!!
[01:27] Patra
    The Patra Exhibition is on!
SIGN    Eccentric
    Patra-chan
SIGN    Stop!
SIGN    The Patra
SIGN    Exhibition
    Is On!!
SIGN    Parents and children attending together
    will receive an Eccentric Patra-chan figure*!
SIGN    Parents and children attending together
    will receive an Eccentric Patra-chan figure
!
[01:29] Patra
    Parents and children attending together*
    will receive an Eccentric Patra-chan figure!
SIGN    Eccentric
    Patra-chan
SIGN    Stop!
SIGN    Eccentric
    Patra-chan
SIGN    Stop!
SIGN    Eccentric
    Patra-chan
SIGN    Stop!
SIGN    Eccentric
    Patra-chan
SIGN    Stop!
SIGN    Eccentric
    Patra-chan
SIGN    Stop!
SIGN    Eccentric
    Patra-chan
SIGN    Stop!
[01:35] Lierre
    A free Eccentric Patra-chan figure?!
[01:40] Lierre
    That's...
[01:42] Lierre
    I want it! No matter the cost, I want it!
[01:46] Lierre
    I have to go to the Patra-chan Exhibition!
[03:22] Lierre
    It's only for children accompanied by a
    parent, huh? So all I'm missing is a parent.
[03:28] Lierre
    And none of them look
    anything like parents.
[03:32] Yurine
    I'm not gonna be your mom.
SIGN    m 0 0 l 100 0 100 100 0 100
SIGN    m 0 0 l 100 0 100 100 0 100
SIGN    Orphanage
    Iron Commando
SIGN    m 0 0 l 100 0 100 100 0 100
SIGN    Orphanage
    Iron Commando
SIGN    m 0 0 l 100 0 100 100 0 100
SIGN    Orphanage
    Iron Commando
SIGN    m 0 0 l 100 0 100 100 0 100
SIGN    Orphanage
    Iron Commando
SIGN    m 0 0 l 100 0 100 100 0 100
SIGN    Orphanage
    Iron Commando
[03:39] Lierre
    About the same there.
SIGN    Oh, Lierre. Where have you been?
[03:51] Hashira
    What?! But why?!
[03:54] Staff
    It's only for parents and
    children attending together.
[03:58] Hashira
    No way! But I'm here with my family!
[04:02] Staff
    Yes, well...
[04:04] Chiba
    See? I told you it wouldn't work!
[04:06] Chiba
    He's not my real dad!
    We don't look anything alike!
[04:10] Ozaki
    Shigeruko...
[04:13] Hashira
    You know what, miss? You're right.
[04:17] Hashira
    She and I aren't related by blood, it's true.
[04:21] Ozaki
    D-Dear...
[04:22] Hashira
    But I've always wanted
    to be a true father to her.
[04:28] Hashira
    There's not much I can do for her.
[04:31] Hashira
    This Eccentric Patra-chan figure is the
    first thing Shigeruko ever asked me for!
[04:36] Hashira
    So please, let me be her father!
[04:39] Hashira
    Give us this figure!
[04:40] Staff
    But...
[04:41] Hashira
    Give us the Patra-chan figure!
[04:43] Hashira
    I'll do anything for my little girl!
[04:46] Hashira
    I'm begging you!
[04:47] Ozaki
    Dear!
[04:48] Staff
    Sir...
[04:49] Hashira
    I'll grovel! I'll dance naked!
[04:52] Hashira
    I'll eat a live tarantula if you tell me to!
[04:55] Staff
    You don't need to do that!
[04:57] Hashira
    I can do it!
[04:58] Staff
    No, that's not what I...
[05:00] Chiba
    You...
[05:05] Chiba
    Eat it, then.
[05:07] Chiba
    If you're my dad, then eat this tarantula!
[05:25] Hashira
    Shigeruko, your dad ate the tarantula.
[05:29] Chiba
    Dad...
[05:31] Ozaki
    Dear!
[05:32] Staff
    Just yesterday, "Dad" was
    the one playing the child.
[05:41] Miku
    Where can I get Yukio-sensei's autograph?
[05:42] Staff
    Uh, ma'am! Leeks
    aren't allowed in here!
[05:45] Chiba
    I have more! Eat another one!
[05:47] Ozaki
    Dear...
[05:50] Lierre
    I got it!
SIGN    How nice.
[05:57] Lierre
    You have to act like
    my mom while we're here.
[06:01] Lierre
    We came to the Patra Exhibition
    as mother and child, remember?
SIGN    Yes, yes.
[06:07] Lierre
    Oh, they have Patra-chan goods on display!
SIGN    Awe
[06:10] Lierre
    I don't have this one.
[06:12] Lierre
    Oh, the author's autograph.
[06:14] Lierre
    Don't care.
[06:17] Persephone
    Lierre always did love childish things.
[06:28] Lierre
    A life-sized Patra-chan cutout!
[06:31] Lierre
    Meet
    Patra-chan!
[06:32] Lierre
    Persephone, would you take my picture?
SIGN    Aren't we mother and child? What child asks a favor of her mother like that?
[06:39] Lierre
    Huh?
[06:41] Girl
    Mommy, take my picture!
[06:43] Mom
    Okay.
SIGN    If you ask me like that, I'll take one for you.
[06:49] Lierre
    I can't talk like that!
SIGN    No photo with Patra-chan, then.
[07:05] Lierre
    Muh...
[07:06] Lierre
    Mommy, take my picture.
SIGN    How cute!
SIGN    Okay, I'm taking it.
[07:17] Lierre
    It's all for Patra-chan!
[07:26] Medusa
    Morning, Minos!
[07:28] Minos
    Morning!
[07:30] Medusa
    We have our health exams
    and combat ability tests today.
[07:34] Medusa
    I hate this day. My combat ability's so low.
[07:37] Minos
    You don't have to feel bad about that!
[07:41] Minos
    There's hardly ever any
    fighting in Hell anymore.
[07:44] Minos
    The health exam is more important!
[07:48] Minos
    By the way, what's that line
     you've got next to you?
[07:54] Jashin
    Heya.
[07:57] Jashin
    I was prepping my body for the
    health exam, and I ended up like this.
[08:03] Jashin
    To lose weight, I shadow-boxed in
    a sauna while wearing a sauna suit,
[08:07] Jashin
    ate only one tomato a day every day,
[08:10] Jashin
    and didn't drink any liquids at all.
[08:12] Minos
    You dork! You're not Chikaraishi!
[08:16] Medusa
    I said she should drink at least one glass
     and handed it to her, but she just dumped it.
SIGN    Smirk
SIGN    m 0 0 b 24 -9 54 -14 71 -14 b 103 -15 134 -13 153 -9 b 150 6 150 21 151 37 b 130 32 104 33 76 34 b 60 34 41 35 24 37 b 16 39 8 40 0 42
SIGN    m 0 0 b 0 0 0 -1 2 -2 b 2 -2 2 -2 3 -2 b 4 -2 5 -2 6 -1 b 6 -1 7 0 7 1 b 7 2 7 2 7 3 b 7 4 7 4 6 5 b 5 6 4 6 3 6 b 2 6 2 5 1 5 b 1 5 0 6 0 6 b 0 5 -1 4 -1 3 b -1 2 -1 1 -1 0
SIGN    m 0 0 b 0 0 0 -1 2 -2 b 2 -2 2 -2 3 -2 b 4 -2 5 -2 6 -1 b 6 -1 7 0 7 1 b 7 2 7 2 7 3 b 7 4 7 4 6 5 b 5 6 4 6 3 6 b 2 6 2 5 1 5 b 1 5 0 6 0 6 b 0 5 -1 4 -1 3 b -1 2 -1 1 -1 0
SIGN    m 0 0 b 24 -9 54 -14 71 -14 b 103 -15 134 -13 153 -9 b 150 6 150 21 151 37 b 130 32 104 33 76 34 b 60 34 41 35 24 37 b 16 39 8 40 0 42
SIGN    m 0 0 b 24 -9 54 -14 71 -14 b 103 -15 134 -13 153 -9 b 150 6 150 21 151 37 b 130 32 104 33 76 34 b 60 34 41 35 24 37 b 16 39 8 40 0 42
SIGN    Hell School
[08:31] Medusa
    I'm 27 kilograms!
[08:33] Minos
    I'm 31 kilograms.
SIGN    Minos
SIGN    Minos
SIGN    Minos
SIGN    Minos
[08:35] Minos
    I'd like to put on a little more weight
    so I'll have a stronger punch.
SIGN    Minos
SIGN    Minos
[08:39] Minos
    You're a little too light, Medusa. Eat more.
[08:48] Jashin
    T-Two kilograms.
[08:51] Minos
    What made you like this?
[08:54] Jashin
    I gotta get into a lower weight
     class so I can fight Yafuki.
[08:57] Medusa
    You're so easily influenced by manga.
[09:00] Minos
    Yafuki doesn't weigh two kilograms.
[09:03] Jashin
    But now that I've been weighed,
    I can eat and drink all I want.
[09:10] Jashin
    F-First, some water...
[09:15] Jashin
    Water...
[09:17] Medusa
    You shouldn't drink so much so soon!
[09:26] Jashin
    Boy, that was embarrassing!
[09:28] Jashin
    My body couldn't accept me suddenly
    drinking all that water, and I passed out.
[09:28] Teacher
    Stand up straight. I need to measure you.
[09:32] Minos
    Minos
[09:32] Minos
    Seriously, you're gonna die
    one day if you're not careful.
[09:35] Jashin
    Nah, if I died, the anime
    and manga would both end.
[09:38] Minos
    Minos
[09:38] Jashin
    It's fine, it's fine!
[09:38] Minos
    Minos
[09:42] Teacher
    Medusa-san, you're 130 centimeters.
[09:44] Teacher
    Minos-san, you're 135 centimeters.
[09:52] Teacher
    Jashin-chan-san, you're...
[09:54] Teacher
    about two meters?
[09:57] Jashin
    Yay! I'm top of the class!
[10:00] Jashin
    I'm the tallest and the
    lightest in our class!
[10:02] Jashin
    These guys are just so tiny!
SIGN    Don't cheat, Jashin-chan. Just get measured at your normal height.
[10:09] Jashin
    My tail counts toward my height!
SIGN    Last of all, we have the combat ability test.
SIGN    You'll each fight a slime to determine your combat abilities.
[10:23] Jashin
    I'll beat it to a pulp with my killer move!
SIGN    Come with me, Jashin-chan.
[10:28] Jashin
    Huh?
SIGN    Devils measuring over two meters tall...
SIGN    have to fight a cyclops.
[10:34] Jashin
    Huh?! Wait, uh, I don't...
[10:37] Jashin
    I-I'm fine just fighting a slime!
SIGN    Sorry, but you can't.
SIGN    Jashin-chan...
SIGN    Good luck.
[11:07] Voice
    Please begin.
[11:13] Jashin
    Th-This isn't a combat ability test!
    If I fight this thing, I'll die!
[11:20] Jashin
    What kind of school is this?!
    This shouldn't be allowed at a school!
[11:24] Jashin
    I'm gonna complain to
    the board of education!
[11:30] Jashin
    Who are you groaning at, you jerk?!
[11:35] Jashin
    That didn't do a thing to him.
[11:38] Jashin
    And I haven't eaten, so I have no strength.
[11:41] Jashin
    I have no choice.
[11:43] Jashin
    I'll finish this with my killer move!
[11:46] Jashin
    Dropkick!
[11:50] Voice
    KO!
SIGN    m 0 0 l 100 0 100 100 0 100
SIGN    Brains
    Leaking
    Out
[11:53] Voice
    You lose.
SIGN    m 0 0 l 100 0 100 100 0 100
SIGN    Brains
    Leaking
    Out
[12:01] Jashin
    I don't know this ceiling...
[12:04] Medusa
    Oh, you're awake?
[12:06] Medusa
    You're in the nurse's office.
[12:08] Minos
    Are you okay?
[12:09] Jashin
    Ow... I got my butt kicked.
[12:13] Minos
    Yeah, your brains were oozing out.
[12:15] Jashin
    It's cruel to make a
    student fight that thing.
SIGN    It's your own fault for cheating, Chikaraishi.
[12:21] Jashin
    I'll never cheat again.
[12:26] Jashin
    I totally could've beaten that cyclops!
[12:29] Jashin
    But I was so hungry...
[12:32] Jashin
    My stomach growled.
SIGN    Would you like to eat at my house today?
SIGN    I made curry.
[12:39] Jashin
    Yay!
[12:40] Medusa
    Sensei, you're getting
    married soon, aren't you?
[12:43] Minos
    It's so cool that you're
    marrying the King of Hell!
[12:46] Jashin
    I'll be checking to make sure that old Hades
    is well-off enough to be worthy of you!
SIGN    Children don't need to worry about things like that!
SIGN    Diary of
    Evil Deeds
SIGN    Year 3
SIGN    Pazuzu Class
SIGN    Jashin-chan
SIGN    Faked my height!!
[13:00] Jashin
    This brings back memories.
SIGN    Dropkicked
     a cyclops!
SIGN    Dropkicked
     a cyclops!
SIGN    Dropkicked
    a cyclops!
[13:04] Jashin
    I can't show you the other
    pages! They're too evil!
[13:11] Jashin
    Wow, even when I was little,
    I was always a bad girl!
[13:16] Jashin
    And I was so pointy, I could stab anyone.
[13:19] Jashin
    Of course, Sensei was pretty impressive, too.
[13:22] Jashin
    Even if those were the rules,
    she was way too ruthless.
SIGN    Blood Donation Center
[13:30] Jashin
    Was there always a blood
    donation center here?
SIGN    Blood Donation Center
[13:33] Jashin
    And it's pretty cool-looking.
SIGN    Type
SIGN    Type
SIGN    Type
SIGN    Type
SIGN    Crisis
[13:36] Jashin
    The need for all blood
    types is at crisis level?
[13:39] Jashin
    Okay!
[13:40] Jashin
    I'm gonna do something good today
    to cancel out all my evil deeds!
[13:46] Jashin
    Anybody home?
[13:48] Jashin
    I'd like to donate.
    Do you accept devil blood?
[13:52] Jashin
    That's hot!
[13:54] Jashin
    Hot! Hot! Hot! Hot! Hot!
[13:55] Ecute
    Leave.
[13:58] Ecute
    I have no need of blood
     that isn't from a human.
[14:01] Jashin
    Hey! What'd you do that for?!
     You burned my tail!
[14:05] Jashin
    I came here to donate, and you repay
    my generosity with belligerence!
[14:09] Jashin
    You call yourself blood
     donation center staff?!
[14:12] Jashin
    Wait...
[14:13] Jashin
    Are you from Hell?
[14:15] Jashin
    Actually, you're a vampire, aren't you?
[14:19] Ecute
    Correct.
[14:20] Ecute
    I'd heard devils and angels
     resided in this town.
[14:24] Ecute
    You must be one of them.
[14:26] Ecute
    This is a sacred place to
    the noble vampire clan.
[14:29] Ecute
    Common devils such as yourself
    are not permitted here.
[14:33] Jashin
    Excuse me?!
[14:34] Jashin
    Since when is the vampire clan so noble?
[14:36] Jashin
    I hate you guys. You always act like
    you're better than everyone else!
[14:40] Ecute
    We aren't acting.
     We are better than everyone else.
[14:44] Ecute
    Especially me.
[14:46] Ecute
    Because...
[14:47] Ecute
    I am the vampire princess who governs
    the Transylvania Family of Hell,
[14:52] Ecute
    the cutest, smartest, and most
    noble being in Hell, Ecute-sama!
[14:57] Ecute
    I am also the head of the Jinbocho
    branch of this donation center.
[15:02] Ecute
    I am not merely "staff."
[15:04] Jashin
    Hm, my apps could probably
    be organized a little better.
[15:07] Jashin
    I'd rather not have any apps on
    my home screen if I can avoid it.
[15:11] Ecute
    A very important being just introduced
    herself to you! Pay attention!
[15:16] Jashin
    Okay, Princess, to thank you for your
    lovely introduction, I'll introduce myself.
[15:21] Jashin
    I'm the daughter of the top VIP at what
    is basically Hell's Ministry of Agriculture...
[15:27] Jashin
    The intelligent and pretty
    Jashin-chan of the proud devil nobility!
[15:32] Jashin
    I'm also the most loved, adored,
    and popular being in this town!
[15:36] Jashin
    An eye for an eye, you stupid brat!
[15:41] Ecute
    H-Hey! That was dangerous!
[15:44] Ecute
    I am but a fragile, transient little girl!
[15:49] Jashin
    You use way too many
    descriptive words for yourself.
[15:53] Jashin
    What's wrong?
[15:54] Ecute
    I can't get up. Help me.
[15:56] Jashin
    Huh?
[15:58] Ecute
    I am very weak!
[16:01] Jashin
    You act all important, and
    you're weak? That's just sad!
[16:04] Jashin
    All right, fine.
[16:06] Ecute
    An opening!
[16:07] Ecute
    Fool!
[16:08] Ecute
    I'm actually very strong, but I pretended
    to be weak so you'd let your guard down!
[16:11] Eccentric
    Soft and Airy Milk Punch!
[16:24] Jashin
    You really are weak.
[16:28] Jashin
    Wow, so there's finally someone
    weaker than me in this story now.
[16:32] Jashin
    It sure feels great not
    being on the bottom rung!
[16:37] Jashin
    Now, let me ask you something.
[16:40] Jashin
    Why did a vampire set up a
    blood donation center in my town?
[16:44] Jashin
    What are you after?
[16:46] Ecute
    Save me, Atre! Atre, are you here?!
[16:52] Atre
    You called, Princess?
SIGN    Blood Donation Center
SIGN    Blood Donation Center
[16:57] DevilA
    It's commonly believed that
    vampires are weak to sunlight, fire,
[17:01] DevilA
    crosses, garlic, silver bullets,
     and flowing water.
[17:09] DevilA
    That's a lot of weaknesses.
[17:11] Atre
    It seems the princess
    used her projectile attack,
[17:14] Atre
    Light and Fluffy Strawberry Flambé, on you.
[17:18] Atre
    I apologize profusely for her rudeness.
[17:18] Jashin
    Light and Fluffy?
[17:21] Atre
    Princess...
[17:26] Atre
    Why the hell'd ya go attackin'
    someone livin' an honest life, moron?!
[17:29] Atre
    Ya think ya can cause trouble
    for other denizens of Hell
[17:32] Atre
    and still call yerself a vampire princess?!
[17:35] Atre
    Apologize right now!
[17:37] Ecute
    Forgive me! Please forgive me!
[17:40] Atre
    Go ahead, Princess.
[17:42] Atre
    The princess will now
    cut off her finger to atone.
[17:45] Atre
    Please take her finger home
    with you as an apology.
[17:48] Jashin
    Uh, really, there's no need for that...
[17:52] Jashin
    You've really got it rough, huh?
[17:55] Atre
    Allow me to introduce myself.
[17:57] Atre
    I am the princess's educator,
     Atre of the vampire clan.
[18:03] Jashin
    I'm Jashin-chan of the proud devil nobility!
[18:06] Atre
    Jashin-dono, you say?
[18:08] Jashin
    That's Jashin-chan-dono!
[18:10] Jashin
    Why did you set up a blood
    donation center in Jinbocho?
[18:13] Jashin
    I asked the princess, but she brushed
    me off, so I want you to tell me.
[18:18] Atre
    Then, let us discuss it over tea.
[18:22] Jashin
    Ooh! Fresh Moon and Daimaru-yaki!
[18:25] Jashin
    These are so good! You guys like them, too?
[18:28] Atre
    Yes.
[18:29] Jashin
    Chow time!
[18:30] Atre
    Ordinarily, vampires have no need
    for any food other than blood,
[18:35] Atre
    but we do enjoy experiencing
    the flavors of food.
[18:38] Ecute
    Delicious!
[18:40] Atre
    So we thought...
[18:42] Atre
    If we attack humans to drink their blood,
    it will invite conflict with Heaven.
[18:47] Atre
    So why not simply open
    a blood donation center,
[18:50] Atre
    and have the humans bring
    their blood to us themselves?
[18:53] Ecute
    And the humans get to feel
    they've done good by donating blood.
[18:57] Ecute
    It's two birds with one stone.
[18:59] Jashin
    You say that like you're doing them a favor,
    but you're just tricking them, y'know.
[19:04] Atre
    That is why we vampires are now building
    blood donation centers all over Japan.
[19:11] Jashin
    It's not just the one in this town?
[19:14] Jashin
    And you're the head of the
    Jinbocho branch, Princess?
[19:17] Ecute
    Tee-hee!
[19:18] Ecute
    Just so you know, there's a reason why
    I personally became the head of this branch.
[19:24] Ecute
    I am searching for a certain human.
[19:27] Jashin
    A human?
[19:28] Ecute
    Rumor has it a human who has
    tamed both devils and angels,
[19:31] Ecute
    who goes by the name of
    Hanazono Yurine, lives in this town.
[19:35] Jashin
    H-Hanazono Yurine?!
[19:37] Ecute
    You know her?
[19:39] Jashin
    Nope...
[19:41] Jashin
    For now, I'll just
    pretend I don't know her.
[19:44] Ecute
    I see.
[19:46] Jashin
    And, um... What's your
    business with this human?
[19:49] Atre
    Our king wants her to ally with our clan.
[19:53] Ecute
    I want to bring the human back
    with me to help my father!
[19:58] Ecute
    If she has attracted the attention
    of both devils and angels,
[20:01] Ecute
    she must be truly brilliant!
[20:04] Jashin
    Huh. I see.
[20:07] Jashin
    Well, I guess it's time for me to get going.
[20:10] Atre
    You have to leave so soon?
[20:12] Jashin
    If you don't take devil blood,
    I can't donate, right?
[20:16] Jashin
    So bye.
[20:19] Ecute
    What came over her all of a sudden?
[20:22] Atre
    Perhaps she remembered
    some urgent business?
[20:30] Jashin
    You gotta be kidding me!
[20:32] Jashin
    They want Yurine to
    team up with the vampires?!
[20:35] Jashin
    If Yurine does that, she'll become immortal!
[20:38] Jashin
    Then I'll never make it back to Hell!
[20:41] Jashin
    I can't find Grimoire: Apocrypha anywhere,
    either. What would I do if I lost Yurine, too?!
[20:48] Jashin
    I have to kill Yurine before
    she can team up with them.
[20:53] Jashin
    No...
[20:54] Jashin
    If I kill her, the vampires
    will come after me!
[20:59] Jashin
    This is a real problem!
[21:01] Jashin
    Seriously, what am I supposed to do?!
[21:05] Jashin
    It's no use! I'm too dumb to think this much!
    Everything in my head's mashing together
[21:09] Jashin
    and I don't know what to do!
[21:14] Jashin
    That's right.
[21:17] Jashin
    There's no need to think about it right now.
SIGN    Life
    Theater
[21:25] Jashin
    I need to calm my mind.
SIGN    Life
    Theater
[21:29] Jashin
    Tell me what I should do, Life Theater!
[21:33] Jashin
    A quick pull will give me answers.
[23:10] Jashin
    Ah, well done making it this far, everyone!
[23:13] Jashin
    The third season of Dropkick
    on My Devil
is finally ending!
[23:17] Jashin
    Wait, can I make it back to
    Hell in just one more episode?!
[23:21] Yurine
    Good question. Can you?
[23:24] Yurine
    Next time on Dropkick
    on My Devil!! X
, episode 12:
[23:29] Yurine
    "Forever Dropkick."
    Look forward to it.
[23:33] Jashin
    "Forever"?
[23:35] Jashin
    That makes it sound like
    I'll never make it back...

E12 - Forever Dropkick

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[00:03] Ecute
    There...
[00:04] Ecute
    There's a dog here!
[00:06] Ecute
    Do something, Atre!
[00:08] Atre
    I-I'm not good with dogs, either...
[00:11] Ecute
    We finally found out where Hanazono
    Yurine lives, but now we can't get in!
[00:20] Minos
    Somethin' wrong?
[00:22] Ecute
    Oh, are you a devil?
[00:25] Atre
    We've come to see the one who resides
    here, Hanazono Yurine-dono, but...
[00:29] Ecute
    We vampires don't like dogs...
[00:32] Minos
    Oh, you're vampires?
[00:35] Minos
    Beth's a beast of Hell, so you're safe.
[00:37] Ecute
    I-It's not a dog?
[00:43] Minos
    Come on in.
[00:46] Jashin
    Ah, it's you two!
[00:48] Ecute
    You're that snake from the other day!
[00:51] Atre
    You are Hanazono Yurine-dono?
[00:53] Yurine
    Yes.
[00:54] Yurine
    Are these friends of yours?
[00:57] Ecute
    You said you didn't know Hanazono Yurine!
[01:00] Jashin
    Gulp!
[01:01] Yurine
    Huh?
[01:02] Jashin
    Uh-oh! They're here to
    recruit Yurine into their clan!
[01:06] Jashin
    You idiot! Why'd you let them in?!
[01:09] Jashin
    They're vampires! In human terms,
    they're an organized crime ring!
[01:13] Atre
    It is true that we vampires
    do not lead praiseworthy lives.
[01:19] Atre
    But we do our best to avoid
    causing trouble for those who do.
[01:24] Ecute
    Besides, it's because we take in
    rogues who have nowhere to go
[01:29] Ecute
    that all devils can live
     their lives in peace.
[01:32] Jashin
    Hmph! Listen to you, justifying yourselves!
[01:36] Jashin
    Yurine, these two are bad people
    who built a phony blood donation center
[01:40] Jashin
    to collect human blood.
[01:42] Jashin
    You should chase 'em off right now.
[01:44] Yurine
    You know, you've been rude to
    our guests since they got here.
[01:49] Yurine
    And you falsely told them
    you didn't know me.
[01:51] Yurine
    Seems a bit fishy.
[01:54] Minos
    Jashin-chan, you're not the type
    to care what race people are.
[01:58] Jashin
    Well, I just turned into that type now!
[02:01] Yurine
    And what is it you wanted to see me about?
[02:04] Atre
    Forgive us for not
    introducing ourselves.
[02:07] Atre
    This is Princess Ecute
    of the Vampire Kingdom.
[02:11] Ecute
    Nice to meet you!
[02:12] Atre
    And I am her attendant, Atre.
[02:15] Atre
    We have come here to ask a favor of you.
[02:18] Atre
    Princess, please explain.
[02:21] Ecute
    You're a human, yet you have conquered
    devils and even domesticated angels.
[02:26] Ecute
    You're a bit of a celebrity
    among the vampires.
[02:30] Yurine
    Huh?
[02:31] Minos
    Hey, you're a star!
[02:32] Jashin
    Don't encourage her!
[02:34] Ecute
    And my father, the king of the vampires,
    has taken an interest in your abilities.
[02:40] Ecute
    What do you say to
    becoming part of our clan?
[02:45] Jashin
    No!
[02:45] Jashin
    She'll never join you! Right, Yurine?!
[02:48] Atre
    Our king has said he will
    arrange anything you desire
[02:51] Atre
    and provide you with
    the utmost hospitality.
[02:54] Jashin
    I told you, she'll never
    join you! Just go home!
[02:57] Jashin
    You'll never join them, right, Yurine?!
[03:00] Yurine
    I could be a cool vampire like
    the ones in movies and manga?
[03:05] Jashin
    Uh-oh. She's interested.
[03:08] Jashin
    Say something, Minos!
[03:10] Jashin
    You can't have Yurine
    becoming a vampire, right?!
[03:13] Minos
    Well...
[03:15] Minos
    She'd be immortal, so we could
     be friends forever! I'd like that!
[03:20] Yurine
    Wait, so...
[03:22] Yurine
    Will he get me a really
    cool vampire outfit, too?
[03:28] Atre
    Of course.
[03:29] Yurine
    I see...
[03:32] Minos
    Yurine-chan as a vampire, huh? Sounds good!
[03:32] Jashin
    I have to stop this! I have to stop Yurine
    from becoming a vampire, whatever it takes!
[03:36] Yurine
    Yeah, it does...
[03:36] Minos
    You'd be really cool!
[03:38] Jashin
    Think... I have to think!
[03:39] Minos
    It'd suit you well!
[03:41] Jashin
    It's no use!
[03:42] Jashin
    I'm thinking so hard, everything in my brain
    is way beyond mashed together! It's on fire!
[03:56] Jashin
    I see.
[03:58] Jashin
    You want Yurine on your
    side that badly, do you?
[04:01] Jashin
    Then I guess I'll have to get serious, too.
[04:07] Jashin
    Please! Please give up on
    getting Yurine to join your clan!
[04:14] Jashin
    Nailed it!
[04:16] Jashin
    There's no one who can look at a perfect
    prostration like this and not feel moved!
[04:20] Ecute
    I will not give up.
[04:21] Jashin
    Huh?!
[04:22] Ecute
    Now I just want her to join us even more.
[04:24] Jashin
    Why, you!
[04:27] Jashin
    Have you no pity for someone
    who's groveling in front of you?!
[04:32] Jashin
    If you make Yurine one of you, I'll stop
    the water supply to the Vampire Kingdom!
[04:36] Ecute
    What?!
[04:37] Minos
    You know you can't do that.
[04:39] Minos
    You don't have that kind of authority.
[04:41] Jashin
    I do, too!
[04:43] Jashin
    Just you wait.
[04:44] Jashin
    I'm the daughter of a VIP at what is
    basically Hell's Ministry of Agriculture.
[04:51] Jashin
    Hello, Daddy? It's Jashin-chan.
[04:55] Jashin
    Listen, I have a favor to ask.
[04:57] Jashin
    I was hoping you could stop the water
    supply to the Vampire Kingdom...
[05:01] Jashin
    What?!
[05:02] Jashin
    Yes...
[05:03] Jashin
    Yes.
[05:05] Jashin
    No, I'm really not joking around...
[05:08] Jashin
    Yes, sir. I'm sorry. Goodbye.
[05:13] Jashin
    He said if I keep joking
    around, he'll kill me.
[05:16] Yurine
    Dang, your dad's hardcore.
[05:18] Minos
    He's as tough on you as ever, huh?
[05:22] Jashin
    Damn that useless father of mine!
     Damn gerontocracy!
[05:26] Pino
    I won't let you bring
    Hanazono-san into your clan!
[05:30] Pino
    I heard everything!
[05:32] Jashin
    Pino...
[05:33] Ecute
    Oh, an angel.
[05:35] Ecute
    Eavesdropping seems in
    poor taste for an angel.
[05:38] Pino
    I came to bring her a cake
    and just happened to overhear.
[05:41] Pino
    Hanazono-san!
[05:43] Pino
    Please don't join the vampire clan!
[05:46] Pino
    If you go away, who'll protect
     me from Lierre-sama?!
[05:50] Yurine
    Uh, I...
[05:51] Pino
    Aren't you my savior?!
[05:53] Yurine
    Wait a...
[05:56] Pino
    You just need to go away!
[05:59] Ecute
    Atre... Save me!
[06:01] Jashin
    That's it! Get her!
[06:02] Atre
    Oh, Princess...
[06:04] Pino
    I won't let you have Hanazono-san,
    even if it costs me my life!
[06:08] Jashin
    If you're prepared to die for it,
[06:09] Jashin
    you should have the guts to get
    yourself killed taking out Lierre-san, too.
[06:12] Yurine
    Cut it out already.
[06:17] Pino
    Hanazono-san!
[06:22] Atre
    I see the rumors were true.
[06:23] Atre
    Princess, let us leave for today.
[06:27] Atre
    We have informed her of our intentions.
[06:30] Ecute
    No.
[06:31] Atre
    Princess...
[06:32] Ecute
    I will take her home today
    and earn my father's praise!
[06:35] Ecute
    I'll make her one of us
    even if I have to use force!
[06:39] Atre
    Princ—
[06:40] Ecute
    I refuse to leave!
[06:45] Atre
    Shut the hell up!
[06:46] Atre
    There's a procedure ya gotta follow
    with these things, you dumbass!
[07:00] Atre
    I am sorry you had to see that.
[07:02] Atre
    We will be taking our leave now.
[07:07] Atre
    Yurine-dono...
[07:09] Atre
    We have not given up on you.
[07:12] Atre
    We look forward to receiving your
    favorable response on another day.
[07:16] Pino
    Hanazono-san, please don't abandon me!
[07:19] Jashin
    Whew! Pino, you saved us!
[07:23] Minos
    Yurine-chan...
[07:25] Minos
    So what do you think about their offer?
[07:27] Yurine
    Well, vampires are really cool...
[07:31] Yurine
    What should I do?
[07:33] Jashin
    Don't think about it! Tell them no!
[07:35] Minos
    Oh, if Yurine-chan becomes an immortal
    vampire, you won't be able to go back to Hell.
[07:40] Minos
    So that's why you're so desperate.
[07:42] Jashin
    You really are an idiot!
[07:45] Minos
    But they didn't seem likely
    to give up anytime soon.
SIGN    European-Style Curry
[07:54] Chiba
    Nothing beats curry on a Sunday morning!
SIGN    European-Style Curry
SIGN    European-Style Curry
SIGN    European-Style Curry
SIGN    Hana
    Udon
SIGN    Glory
SIGN    Hana
    Udon
SIGN    Glory
SIGN    Hana
    Udon
SIGN    Glory
[07:57] Ozaki
    Jinbocho, the town where you
    can eat curry in the morning!
SIGN    Hana
    Udon
SIGN    Glory
SIGN    Hana
    Udon
SIGN    Glory
[08:00] Hashira
    The best of the best!
SIGN    Hana
    Udon
SIGN    Glory
SIGN    Hana
    Udon
SIGN    Glory
SIGN    Hana
    Udon
SIGN    Glory
SIGN    Hana
    Udon
SIGN    Glory
SIGN    Hana
    Udon
[08:05] Jashin
    What am I gonna do if
    Yurine joins the vampire clan?
[08:09] Jashin
    She'll get even stronger,
    meaning I won't be able to kill her,
[08:12] Jashin
    and I'll never be able to get back to Hell.
[08:16] Jashin
    I don't wanna think about it...
[08:18] Guy
    Outta my way!
[08:21] Jashin
    Sorry.
[08:27] Ryo
    Ugh, Jashin-chan, you reek of booze.
[08:32] Bakuga
    Don't drink too much!
[08:37] Jashin
    I've mellowed out so much.
[08:42] Devil
    Is this really how you wanna be?
[08:44] Angel
    You used to be as sharp as a knife,
[08:47] Angel
    and you'd bite with the force of a mad dog.
[08:51] Devil
    Looks like human life has gotten to you.
[08:55] Devil
    You'll never beat Yurine that way.
[08:58] Jashin
    What?
[08:59] Devil
    Right now, you're just
    like a defanged wombat!
[09:02] Jashin
    Do wombats even have fangs?
[09:04] Jashin
    Oh, I'm out of booze.
[09:06] Devil
    Come on! You want the humans
    to keep making fun of you?!
[09:10] Angel
    Now is the time to reclaim
    your pride as Hell nobility!
[09:14] Jashin
    My pride as... Hell nobility?
[09:17] Jashin
    That's right. I...
[09:21] Jashin
    was born a noble of Hell!
[09:23] Jashin
    How dare they mock me...
    Who cares about vampires or Yurine?
[09:28] Jashin
    I'll make them see that the
    real me is a terrifying devil!
[09:32] Jashin
    I'll thoroughly retrain my mind and body,
    and take back my pride as a noble of Hell!
[09:36] Both
    That's the way!
[09:41] Jashin
    Ow! It hurts!
[09:45] Minos
    95, 96, 97, 98, 99...
[09:48] DevilA
    That very day, Jashin-chan began
    torturing her own mind and body.
[09:54] Minos
    Don't push yourself too hard!
[09:59] DevilA
    This time, Jashin-chan was serious.
SIGN    Life
    Theater
[10:06] DevilA
    All to reclaim her pride as a noble of Hell!
[10:13] Yurine
    I'm home. I bought chicken.
[10:16] Yurine
    Also, I ran into Lierre,
    so I brought her with me.
[10:19] Lierre
    I'm here to visit.
[10:21] Jashin
    Hey.
[10:24] Lierre
    What's all this?
[10:25] Yurine
    Jashin-chan's food.
    She's on a restricted diet right now.
[10:29] Lierre
    Huh.
[10:31] Yurine
    The only part of the chicken
    she can eat is the keel.
SIGN    m 0 0 l 0 0 l 23 0 b 24 0 24 1 24 1 l 24 14 b 24 15 23 15 23 15 l -21 15 b -21 15 -22 15 -22 14 l -22 1 b -22 1 -22 1 -22 1 b -22 1 -22 0 -21 0 l -21 0 b -21 0 -21 0 -21 0 b -21 0 -21 0 -21 0
SIGN    ° Keel
     Part of the breast.
     Very healthy.
[10:34] Lierre
    These fries are good.
[10:38] Jashin
    I'm not who I used to be. I'm getting rid
    of the naïveté along with the excess fat.
[10:49] Jashin
    I guess I'll skip it.
[10:51] Jashin
    If I'm too heavy, I can't move as sharply.
[10:53] Yurine
    I don't think you've been hydrating
    enough. You'll make yourself sick.
[10:58] Jashin
    If you have time to worry about me,
    use it to worry about yourself.
[11:03] Jashin
    Once I get my strength back,
     you're going to die.
[11:09] Jashin
    Good night.
[11:19] Yurine
    Jashin-chan still isn't awake.
[11:24] Yurine
    Jashin-chan, it's morning.
[11:26] Yurine
    I'm opening the door.
[11:29] Yurine
    Huh?!
[11:30] Yurine
    Jashin-chan turned into a mummy!
[11:34] DevilA
    A mummified dorado.
SIGN    Isn't it just called "dried fish"?
[11:41] Yurine
    I don't know what happened, but I found her
     mummified this morning. Pretty gross, huh?
[11:47] Yurine
    Would a mummy count as burnable garbage?
[11:49] Medusa
    Hey! Yurine-san!
[11:51] Yurine
    I'm just kidding.
[11:54] Minos
    Hey, Yurine-chan, did Jashin-chan
    seem dehydrated to you lately?
[11:58] Yurine
    Yeah, actually, she was
    refusing to drink water yesterday.
[12:03] Minos
    I thought so.
SIGN    What do you mean?
[12:06] Minos
    I think Jashin-chan becomes mummified
    when her body gets really dehydrated.
[12:12] Minos
    Once, when we were kids, she stopped
    drinking to lose weight for a health exam.
[12:18] Minos
    She ended up paper-thin back then, too.
[12:22] Minos
    I guess she turned into a mummy this
    time because she went beyond that.
[12:25] Yurine
    She just went from
    turning 2-D to turning 3-D.
SIGN    Either way, she sure is dry.
SIGN    Oops, it came off.
[12:34] Yurine
    Oh, boy.
[12:36] Medusa
    How can we get her back to normal?
[12:38] Minos
    I think drinking water fixed her
    up after our health exams.
[12:43] Medusa
    Oh, you're right!
[12:47] Minos
    She won't drink.
[12:48] Medusa
    I guess she can't when she's a mummy.
SIGN    Let's pour some water on her from a kettle!
[12:57] Minos
    Oh, she's absorbing it!
[13:00] Medusa
    Maybe we should put her in the bath?
[13:06] DevilA
    Three minutes later...
SIGN    Minutes
    Later
[13:10] Jashin
    Huh? Why am I in the bath?
[13:13] Medusa
    She's back!
SIGN    Just like freeze-dried food!
[13:17] Jashin
    Huh? Huh?
[13:18] Jashin
    Why are you guys watching me bathe?! Creeps!
[13:24] Jashin
    Oh, I was mummified, huh?
[13:27] Jashin
    And I thought I was keeping
    just barely on the safe side...
[13:30] Jashin
    How embarrassing.
[13:32] Minos
    You took it way too far.
[13:34] Yurine
    I think you've been pushing yourself
    too hard. Why go through all that?
[13:40] Jashin
    After living among humans for so long,
     I've become a completely useless devil.
[13:46] Minos
    She was always useless, right?
[13:48] Medusa
    Yep.
[13:49] Jashin
    I'm supposed to be a noble of Hell, yet I lost
     all my devilish dignity to live in peace.
[13:55] Jashin
    I couldn't allow myself to stay like that.
[13:59] Jashin
    And now that those vampires are
    trying to get Yurine to join them,
[14:03] Jashin
    I'll really be done for if I don't change.
[14:06] Jashin
    That's why I started retraining my mind and
    body to reclaim my pride as a noble of Hell.
SIGN    You can't do that, Jashin-chan!
SIGN    You need to have more self-esteem!
[14:18] Jashin
    Self-esteem?
SIGN    You know, like, "I'm fine the way I am," or "I don't need to change."
SIGN    Lines like that are all over the internet!
[14:28] Yurine
    Some people have too much self-esteem
     and end up just being obnoxious.
SIGN    Totally.
[14:34] Jashin
    You guys...
[14:35] Jashin
    People who can't take a
    joke are gonna hate you.
[14:38] Minos
    I think you have your dignity, though.
[14:41] Jashin
    Huh?
[14:42] Minos
    Sensei was saying...
[14:44] Minos
    since you came to the human realm,
     fewer demons come here to attack humans.
[14:48] Medusa
    That's right.
[14:50] Medusa
    And she said the ferocious vampires
    are a lot quieter now, too.
[14:54] Jashin
    Sensei said that?
[14:55] Minos
    It must be because
    you're friends with humans.
[15:00] Medusa
    They're afraid of you, Jashin-chan!
[15:02] Medusa
    Because you're a proud noble of Hell!
[15:05] Jashin
    A proud noble of Hell?!
[15:07] Jashin
    Whoo! My self-esteem is skyrocketing!
[15:12] Jashin
    Yeah, you might be right!
    I had that feeling myself!
[15:16] Jashin
    But hearing you guys say it
    convinced me that it's true!
[15:20] Jashin
    Yes!
[15:21] Jashin
    Even if Yurine becomes a vampire,
    I, a proud noble of Hell, will still kill her!
[15:28] Jashin
    This calls for a party!
[15:30] Jashin
    I've got my pride as a noble of Hell back!
SIGN    Festival
SIGN    Pride of Hell Nobility
[15:33] Jashin
    It's a super joyous occasion!
[15:34] Jashin
    Party time! Party time!
[15:40] Jashin
    On my pride as a noble of Hell,
    I will entertain all of you.
[15:45] Minos
    All right!
[15:47] Pekola
    Yay!
[15:57] Pino
    Anyway, this is quite a large pool, isn't it?
[16:00] Yurine
    Jashin-chan won it playing pachinko.
[16:06] Jashin
    Just wait!
[16:07] Jashin
    I'll make you guys the best yakisoba
    and grilled corn you've ever had!
[16:13] Jashin
    On my pride as a noble of Hell!
[16:15] Medusa
    I'm glad she's feeling better.
[16:17] Minos
    The power of self-esteem is amazing.
SIGN    But the one the vampires and the other devils fear isn't Jashin-chan, right?
SIGN    It's her dad they fear, isn't it?
SIGN    They don't want to make an enemy of what's basically Hell's Ministry of Agriculture.
[16:33] Medusa
    Shhh! Don't say that!
[16:35] Kyon
    Feels nice and cool!
[16:37] Ran
    Summers do get pretty hot in Tokyo.
[16:40] Pekola
    They do.
[16:42] Pekola
    I've nearly passed out in my
    cardboard house a few times.
[16:46] Poporon
    That's actually really bad, Pekola-sama.
[16:48] Jashin
    I made my own special shaved ice!
[16:51] Jashin
    These two helped me out!
[16:54] Yusa
    Help yourselves, everyone.
SIGN    Yay!
[16:59] Medusa
    It's so cold and delicious!
[17:01] KyonRan
    Hao chi!
[17:03] Pekola
    I'm so blessed!
[17:05] Pekola
    I get to go in a pool and even
    eat shaved ice on such a hot day!
[17:09] Minos
    I could eat cup after cup of this.
[17:11] Jashin
    I'll make as many cups as you want!
[17:13] Jashin
    On my pride as a noble of Hell!
[17:17] Jashin
    The grilled corn is looking good, too!
[17:20] Miku
    Corn! Corn!
[17:24] Mei
    Orochimaru!
SIGN    Ja
[17:25] Jashin
    Mei!
SIGN    Ja
SIGN    Ja
SIGN    Ja
[17:27] Mei
    You're under arrest for starting
    a fire in an inhabited building!
[17:30] Mei
    I'll interrogate you at my place!
SIGN    Ja
[17:32] Jashin
    Wait, why?
[17:34] Mei
    Hey, a pool!
[17:35] Mei
    This is no time for work!
SIGN    Ja
[17:39] Jashin
    Don't wear a swimsuit under
    your uniform to go patrolling!
[17:45] Mei
    That sun is just criminal.
[17:47] Mei
    Maybe if I put some more
    sunspots in it, it'll cool down a bit.
[17:52] Jashin
    Hey! What if you hit it and make it mad?!
[17:55] Yurine
    Mei-san, please don't fire your gun here.
[17:58] Yurine
    You'll make the neighbors worry.
[18:00] Mei
    I'm sorry...
[18:02] Mei
    Orochimaru, make me feel better!
[18:04] Jashin
    O-On my pride as a noble of Hell,
[18:07] Jashin
    I'm making grilled corn
    and yakisoba right now!
[18:09] Jashin
    So play with the others!
[18:12] Mei
    Aw...
SIGN    What's this? A pool?
SIGN    Mother!
[18:16] Three
    Lierre-sama!
SIGN    Yurine-chan, I heard that you often help my daughter study,
SIGN    so I brought some drinks over to thank you...
[18:25] Lierre
    P-Pool...
[18:28] Lierre
    Dolphin...
SIGN    Since you're here, why don't you get in?
[18:32] Lierre
    Wh-Why should I do something so childish?
[18:37] Yurine
    The more, the merrier. Go on in.
[18:41] Lierre
    Oh, fine.
[18:50] Poporon
    Hey, cut that out!
[18:53] Mei
    I can't lose at that game!
[18:54] Pekola
    You can't use that!
[18:57] Lierre
    Dolphin...
[19:01] Miku
    How do I open this?
[19:07] Jashin
    It's done! Eat up, all of you!
[19:10] Pekola
    I couldn't be more grateful!
[19:12] All
    Let's eat!
[19:22] Pekola
    I'm so full. What bliss.
[19:27] Yurine
    Thanks for doing all this
    when it's so hot out.
[19:30] Medusa
    Thank you, Jashin-chan!
[19:32] Minos
    Thanks!
SIGN    This was really fun!
[19:35] Jashin
    C-Come on, don't make this weird!
[19:38] Jashin
    All I did was entertain you
    on my pride as a noble of Hell.
[19:41] Jashin
    When you guys thank me this much,
    I get scared something bad's gonna happen.
[19:48] Minos
    What the heck?
[19:49] Yurine
    Yeah, because you know
    you behave badly all the time.
[19:52] Ecute
    You can put me down.
[19:54] Atre
    Did you really not want to join them?
[19:56] Ecute
    Why should I do that?
[19:58] Ecute
    I only came to see what
    Hanazono Yurine was doing.
[20:01] Ecute
    Let's go.
[20:05] DevilA
    Meanwhile, in outer space...
[20:21] Jashin
    What the heck?!
SIGN    Jashin-chan! Use your pride as a noble of Hell to do something!
[20:27] Jashin
    "Something"? I can't do anything about that!
[20:30] Pekola
    Lierre-sama, please help us!
SIGN    Playing in the pool made her sleepy.
[20:35] Pekola
    Please, God!
SIGN    God
[20:38] Yurine
    Jashin-chan.
[20:39] Jashin
    Huh?
[20:40] Yurine
    You can do it.
[20:45] Minos
    Jashin-chan!
[20:46] Medusa
    Jashin-chan!
[20:47] Miku
    Noble of Hell! Noble of Hell!
[20:51] All
    Noble of Hell! Noble of Hell!
[20:54] All
    Noble of Hell! Noble of Hell!
[20:58] Jashin
    I... I will.
[20:58] All
    Noble of Hell! Noble of Hell!
[21:01] Jashin
    Jashin-chan, the noble of Hell,
[21:03] Jashin
    on her pride as a noble of Hell,
[21:05] Jashin
    will be your savior!
SIGN    Jashin-chan!
SIGN    I now bestow upon you the True Dropkick that's been so evasive in the anime!
SIGN    That's it!
[21:17] Jashin
    I have to enter a command?!
SIGN    I thought it was supposed to take 80 years to learn...
SIGN    That
    seemed
     easy?
[21:23] Jashin
    Thanks, Sensei! Here I go!
[21:31] Jashin
    I'll show the whole universe my
    reclaimed pride as a noble of Hell!
[21:37] Jashin
    This is who Jashin-chan is!
[21:40] Jashin
    I'll protect my second hometown of Jinbocho,
[21:42] Jashin
    the spirit of my Jashin-chan Dropkick,
[21:44] Jashin
    and the hometown tax system!
[21:47] All
    Jashin-chan!
[21:54] Jashin
    Bring it on, sun. I'm the one you'll be fighting!
[21:58] Jashin
    Jashin-chan Dropkick X!
[22:01] Jashin
    The most precious thing in this world is...
[22:05] Jashin
    love!