Season 3 - Dropkick on My Devil!!! X
- E1 - Armageddon Karuta X
- E2 - All the Pills Are Hard Candies
- E3 - The Deadly Party Whistle
- E4 - How to Have a Wicked Time in Jinbocho
- E5 - To Love and Be Loved by Thirty Million
- E6 - Gilding Kamuy: Kushiro
- E7 - The Shape of a Smile: What I Found in Obihiro
- E8 - Riding a Dolphin Into Chaos
- E9 - Lavender-Colored Eyes Misting Over in Furano
- E10 - Ask the Sky! My Name Is Jashin-chan!
- E11 - The Jinbocho Blood Donation Center
- E12 - Forever Dropkick
E1 - Armageddon Karuta X
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[00:05] DevilA
Her name is Hanazono Yurine.
[00:09] DevilA
She is the most powerful
necromancer in this land,
[00:13] DevilA
and the one who conveys the
wishes of the devil to the people;
[00:16] DevilA
the guardian of blood passed
down from days long past.
[00:20] DevilA
The people fear her,
calling her by this name:
[00:24] DevilA
Black Xavier, the Evangelist of the Devil.
[00:30] Yurine
At least...
[00:31] Yurine
That's what I fantasized at one time.
[00:36] Yurine
But then, one day, I summoned her.
[00:41] Yurine
A wicked devil.
The very embodiment of evil.
[00:50] Jashin
Welcome home, Yurine.
[00:54] Yurine
Thanks, Jashin-chan.
[00:56] Yurine
Yes, this is that devil. No matter how
you look at her, she's clearly a devil.
[01:01] Yurine
This part especially is
unmistakably devilish.
[01:05] Yurine
I bought the minced meat cutlets you like.
[01:08] Yurine
We can have them for dinner tonight.
[01:11] Jashin
An opening!
[01:12] Jashin
Die, Yurine!
[01:14] Jashin
This time... This time...
This time, you will die!
[01:18] Jashin
If I kill you, my summoner,
I can go back to Hell!
[01:22] Jashin
Third time's the charm!
This time, I'll kill you for sure!
[01:26] Jashin
Taste my ultimate killer move!
Jashin-chan Dropkick!
[01:36] Jashin
Huh? I... hit her?
[01:39] Jashin
I really did it?
[01:43] Jashin
It took until the third season,
but at last, I've beaten Yur—
[01:46] Yurine
Okay...
[01:47] Yurine
How many times do you
have to try to kill me?
[01:52] Yurine
Maybe I'll hold on to these
minced meat cutlets for a while.
[01:57] Jashin
Forgive me! Forgive me, Yurine!
[02:00] Jashin
Please forgive me, Yurine!
[02:10] Yurine
Heh.
[02:12] Yurine
Dropkick on My Devil!! X...
[02:15] Both
...begins now!
[03:53] Yurine
What's that serious look all about?
[03:56] Jashin
For our third anime adaptation,
Dropkick on My Devil!! X,
[04:01] Jashin
I've decided to present
my character differently.
[04:04] Jashin
From now on, Jashin-chan
is going to be serious.
[04:07] Yurine
I see. So you're going for a
different taste. Interesting idea.
[04:15] Yurine
Hey, maybe I'll change my character, too.
[04:20] Yurine
I like everything to be beautiful.
[04:25] Yurine
Maybe this is how I'll stay for the
whole of Dropkick on My Devil!! X.
[04:29] Minos
Jashin-chan!
SIGN Beef
[04:31] Minos
Let's play video games!
[04:33] Medusa
I bought some Fresh Moon cakes!
SIGN We're here to visit.
SIGN Beef
[04:36] Yurine
Oh, my. All of your art
has changed, as well.
[04:40] Yurine
Minos, you appear to be in
a children's cartoon style.
[04:43] Yurine
You give the impression
of a healthy, fiery youth.
[04:45] Yurine
Medusa, your appearance was
always based on a 90s style,
[04:49] Yurine
but it's leaning that way even more now.
[04:52] Yurine
And Per-chan, your soft, graceful look is
like something out of Last Fantasy.
[04:57] Minos
Yeah, before I knew it,
this is how I was drawn!
[05:01] Poporon
Hello, it's Genesis!
[05:03] Poporon
I brought your two sets of ramen
with half orders of fried rice!
SIGN Wow, Poporon-chan, you look like you're straight out of a shojo manga.
[05:12] Poporon
Really?
[05:13] Poporon
I don't feel like I've changed that much...
[05:15] Minos
Yeah, you looked like a shojo
manga character to begin with!
[05:30] Yurine
She's eating so nice and quiet.
[05:33] Medusa
Jashin-chan seems unusually serious today.
[05:36] Pino
Hanazono-san!
[05:37] Pino
I looked in your bathroom mirror before my
shower, and saw that I look like this now!
[05:42] Medusa
Pino-chan looks about the same as always.
[05:46] Yurine
No, look closer.
[05:48] Yurine
The more adult features that we've
tried to keep to a minimum in this show
[05:52] Yurine
are much more pronounced on her now.
[05:57] Poporon
Because she came out here in her underwear?
[06:00] Tex
Thank
You for
the Meal
[06:00] Tex
Thank
You for
the Meal
[06:01] Pekola
Bread crusts are delicious!
[06:06] Pekola
Oh, you're all here?
[06:09] Minos
Pekola-chan and Beth look like
characters from a Showa-era gag manga!
[06:14] Poporon
Pekola-sama, look how much you've shrunk.
[06:17] Pekola
Have I?
[06:20] Ran
Ni hao!
[06:21] Kyon
How are you all doing?
[06:22] Minos
Whoa! They're from a tearjerker game!
[06:24] Yurine
I wonder if they're sick or something.
[06:27] Ran
No, not at all!
[06:28] Kyon
We're healthy and strong!
And we love taiyaki!
[06:33] Yurine
You haven't said anything or
made any snappy comebacks at all.
SIGN Keeping
Quiet
SIGN Keeping
Quiet
[06:41] Yurine
I don't think just staying quiet
constitutes being serious...
[06:46] Minos
Per-chan, you even look
cute in that graceful style!
[06:46] Poporon
Pekola-sama, you're so tiny.
[06:48] Pekola
Indeed, indeed.
[06:51] Yurine
This is such a chaotic sight...
[06:55] Yurine
I think our visuals need
to be consistent after all.
[06:58] Yurine
Everyone, go back to the way you
were by the end of the eyecatch.
[07:02] All
Okay!
[07:02] Mino
'Kay!
[07:03] Pekola
Got it!
[07:04] Pino
I sure want to...
[07:05] Poporon
But we can't?
[07:11] DevilA
Moo.
SIGN Moo
[07:15] DevilA
This is Jinbocho in Chiyoda Ward.
[07:17] DevilA
Happy New Year, everyone!
[07:24] Pekola
My Lord, I am yet again
about to commit a sin.
[07:29] Pekola
I have accepted an invitation from the witch
to once more set foot in the Sabbat's domicile...
[07:37] (Flashback) Yurine
It's New Year's,
so come over for some ozoni.
[07:42] Pekola
Ozoni...
[07:44] Pekola
Well, it is New Year's.
I'm sure my Lord will forgive me!
[07:50] DevilA
Your "Lord" is not a Shinto god!
SIGN A warm meal
with a warm family
was the hallucination I saw
SIGN I don't turn to stone
even if I look at Medusa,
thanks to the bracelet
I bought at a stall in Akiba
SIGN Not bad
for a
pig
[07:57] Yurine
It's still a little too early to eat,
[07:59] Yurine
so let's play some karuta
to work up an appetite.
[08:02] Ran
Do your best, Kyon-Kyon!
[08:04] Kyon
Okay!
[08:05] Poporon
Isn't karuta kind of childish?
[08:07] Pino
I won't lose to you, Poporon.
[08:09] Pino
If I'm so weak I lose to the likes of you,
[08:10] Minos
I haven't played karuta since grade school.
[08:11] Pino
pursuers from Heaven
would overcome me easily.
SIGN I'm a little worried I might get hurt.
[08:15] Jashin
Hah! You weakling. You'll make your
teacher in Hell cry, talking like that.
[08:16] Pino
So I can't afford to lose now.
[08:19] Pino
That's right.
SIGN What makes my mother cry is having a useless student who can't even go back to Hell.
[08:23] Pino
I mean, it's true, isn't it?
I can't afford to lose.
[08:26] Jashin
You impertinent brat! If you weren't
Sensei's daughter, I'd beat you to a pulp!
SIGN You didn't forget about when you broke my leg, did you?
[08:35] Yurine
The new year is young.
Don't start fighting already.
[08:39] Jashin
Still...
[08:40] Jashin
By complete chance, this has turned into a
battle between devils, angels, and humans.
[08:45] Jashin
One could call this a
practice run for Armageddon.
[08:49] Jashin
I can't lose when the
new year's just begun!
[08:52] Yurine
You'd better not cheat.
[08:54] Jashin
Huh? Well, of course I won't...
[08:57] Jashin
And you know, if you
damage a child's self-esteem
[09:00] Jashin
by saying that before they even start
playing, you'll never be a good parent.
[09:03] Yurine
I told you, I'm never going to be a parent.
[09:06] Medusa
Okay, I'll start reading now.
[09:08] Medusa
"Not bad for a pig."
[09:10] Jashin
"Not..." "Not..."
[09:10] Kyon
Hmm, where is it?
[09:12] Yurine
There!
[09:14] Pekola
Th-That was fast!
[09:17] Minos
That was amazing, Yurine-chan!
[09:17] Jashin
H-How is she so fast?
Is that kind of speed even human?
[09:22] Medusa
I'll read the next one now.
[09:24] Medusa
"A warm meal with a warm family
was the hallucination I saw."
[09:28] Pekola
Here!
[09:29] Yurine
Well done.
[09:32] Medusa
"Little cyclops is
short-lived and panty-free."
[09:37] Kyon
Aiya!
SIGN Aw, she beat me to it.
[09:41] Ran
Nice one, Kyon-Kyon!
[09:42] Medusa
"Before her departure at 8 AM,
Azusa 2's last words were 'forever dream.'"
SIGN Oh, there it is!
SIGN Huh?
SIGN Jashin-chan?
[09:53] Jashin
Azusa 2... It was all Yurine's fault...
[09:57] Yurine
It was your fault.
[09:58] Jashin
If you hadn't dodged my attack...
[10:00] Minos
Yeah, that was Jashin-chan's fault.
SIGN It really was.
[10:04] Medusa
I'll read the next one now.
[10:07] Medusa
"The assassin that popped out of the
closet was a moronic fallen angel."
[10:11] Medusa
"The halo she lost was
taken out with the trash,
[10:13] Medusa
and now she can't go home,
so she lives in a box."
SIGN Ah, found it!
[10:18] Pekola
Without my halo, I can't use my
powers or even go back to Heaven...
[10:24] Pino
And because you're such a moron,
[10:27] Pino
even those of us who came to finish
you off got dragged down with you.
[10:30] Poporon
All because you're such a moron.
[10:34] Medusa
U-Uh...
[10:37] Medusa
"Door L2 leads to the secluded
Philippine region of El Nido."
[10:40] Jashin
Where is it? Where is it?!
SIGN Door L2 leads to
the secluded
Philippine region of
El Nido
[10:44] Pekola
There!
[10:46] Jashin
Hey. What do you think you're doing?
[10:50] Pekola
Huh? I just took the card.
Isn't that the point of the game?
[10:54] Jashin
You stupid fallen angel!
Let me get one already!
[10:57] Pekola
Let you get one? But you
hadn't even spotted that one.
[11:01] Jashin
What was that?!
[11:04] Minos
Hey, c'mon, don't fight.
SIGN You're still such a short-tempered devil.
[11:08] Jashin
Ugh! I hate you all!
[11:11] Jashin
Medusa! Next!
[11:12] Medusa
O-Okay...
[11:14] Medusa
"Green onion stolen.
A 100-yen coin left in its place."
[11:18] Jashin
Where is it? "Green onion..."
Where's "green onion"?
[11:23] Jashin
Green onion!
[11:24] Miku
Shopping! Shopping!
[11:27] Jashin
You!
[11:30] Jashin
Green onion stolen!
[11:31] Miku
Wh-What?
[11:33] Jashin
And you get 100 yen for it!
[11:38] Miku
I bought that green onion
for 90 yen, so it's all good.
[11:42] Jashin
I got the green onion!
[11:44] Yurine
You're supposed to get the card,
not an actual green onion.
[11:49] Jashin
Argh! Next time... Next time!
SIGN Jashin-chan swore
she would win
next time, but...
[11:53] DevilA
Jashin-chan swore she
would win next time, but...
SIGN Our holy idol
lives and works
at Genesis,
wearing straw sandals
SIGN Our holy idol
lives and works
at Genesis,
wearing straw sandals
[11:58] Medusa
"Our holy idol lives and works at
Genesis, wearing straw sandals."
SIGN Our holy idol
lives and works
at Genesis,
wearing straw sandals
SIGN Our holy idol
lives and works
at Genesis,
wearing straw sandals
SIGN Our holy idol
lives and works
at Genesis,
wearing straw sandals
SIGN Our holy idol
lives and works
at Genesis,
wearing straw sandals
SIGN Our holy idol
lives and works
at Genesis,
wearing straw sandals
SIGN Our holy idol
lives and works
at Genesis,
wearing straw sandals
SIGN Our holy idol
lives and works
at Genesis,
wearing straw sandals
SIGN Our holy idol
lives and works
at Genesis,
wearing straw sandals
SIGN Everyone is
surely waiting
for the tsuchinoko's
sexy scene
SIGN Our holy idol
lives and works
at Genesis,
wearing straw sandals
SIGN Everyone is
surely waiting
for the tsuchinoko's
sexy scene
SIGN Our holy idol
lives and works
at Genesis,
wearing straw sandals
SIGN Everyone is
surely waiting
for the tsuchinoko's
sexy scene
SIGN Our holy idol
lives and works
at Genesis,
wearing straw sandals
SIGN Everyone is
surely waiting
for the tsuchinoko's
sexy scene
SIGN Our holy idol
lives and works
at Genesis,
wearing straw sandals
SIGN Everyone is
surely waiting
for the tsuchinoko's
sexy scene
[12:03] Poporon
Here!
SIGN Our holy idol
lives and works
at Genesis,
wearing straw sandals
SIGN Everyone is
surely waiting
for the tsuchinoko's
sexy scene
SIGN Everyone is
surely waiting
for the tsuchinoko's
sexy scene
[12:03] Medusa
"Everyone is surely waiting for
the tsuchinoko's sexy scene."
SIGN Everyone is
surely waiting
for the tsuchinoko's
sexy scene
SIGN Everyone is
surely waiting
for the tsuchinoko's
sexy scene
SIGN Everyone is
surely waiting
for the tsuchinoko's
sexy scene
SIGN Everyone is
surely waiting
for the tsuchinoko's
sexy scene
SIGN Everyone is
surely waiting
for the tsuchinoko's
sexy scene
SIGN Everyone is
surely waiting
for the tsuchinoko's
sexy scene
SIGN Everyone is
surely waiting
for the tsuchinoko's
sexy scene
SIGN Everyone is
surely waiting
for the tsuchinoko's
sexy scene
SIGN Everyone is
surely waiting
for the tsuchinoko's
sexy scene
[12:07] Kyon
Got it!
[12:08] Medusa
"I don't turn to stone, even if I look at Medusa,
SIGN I don't turn to stone
even if I look at Medusa,
thanks to the bracelet
I bought at a stall in Akiba
SIGN I don't turn to stone
even if I look at Medusa,
thanks to the bracelet
I bought at a stall in Akiba
SIGN I don't turn to stone
even if I look at Medusa,
thanks to the bracelet
I bought at a stall in Akiba
SIGN I don't turn to stone
even if I look at Medusa,
thanks to the bracelet
I bought at a stall in Akiba
SIGN I don't turn to stone
even if I look at Medusa,
thanks to the bracelet
I bought at a stall in Akiba
SIGN I don't turn to stone
even if I look at Medusa,
thanks to the bracelet
I bought at a stall in Akiba
SIGN "Lonely me"
and "sashimi"
sound alike
[12:11] Medusa
thanks to the bracelet I
bought at a stall in Akiba."
SIGN I don't turn to stone
even if I look at Medusa,
thanks to the bracelet
I bought at a stall in Akiba
SIGN "Lonely me"
and "sashimi"
sound alike
SIGN I don't turn to stone
even if I look at Medusa,
thanks to the bracelet
I bought at a stall in Akiba
SIGN "Lonely me"
and "sashimi"
sound alike
SIGN I don't turn to stone
even if I look at Medusa,
thanks to the bracelet
I bought at a stall in Akiba
SIGN "Lonely me"
and "sashimi"
sound alike
SIGN I don't turn to stone
even if I look at Medusa,
thanks to the bracelet
I bought at a stall in Akiba
SIGN "Lonely me"
and "sashimi"
sound alike
SIGN I don't turn to stone
even if I look at Medusa,
thanks to the bracelet
I bought at a stall in Akiba
SIGN "Lonely me"
and "sashimi"
sound alike
[12:13] Yurine
Here.
SIGN I don't turn to stone
even if I look at Medusa,
thanks to the bracelet
I bought at a stall in Akiba
SIGN "Lonely me"
and "sashimi"
sound alike
SIGN "Lonely me"
and "sashimi"
sound alike
SIGN "Lonely me"
and "sashimi"
sound alike
[12:14] Medusa
"'Lonely me' and 'sashimi' sound alike."
SIGN "Lonely me"
and "sashimi"
sound alike
SIGN "Lonely me"
and "sashimi"
sound alike
SIGN "Lonely me"
and "sashimi"
sound alike
SIGN "Lonely me"
and "sashimi"
sound alike
SIGN "Lonely me"
and "sashimi"
sound alike
SIGN "Lonely me"
and "sashimi"
sound alike
[12:16] Pino
Here!
[12:17] Pino
Now that I'm giving karuta a try,
it's actually quite fun.
SIGN Devil A
[12:22] DevilA
Jashin-chan can't even get a single card.
SIGN Devil A
SIGN Jashin-chan
can't even get
a single card
[12:27] Jashin
Th-This is bad.
[12:29] Jashin
If this keeps up, I'll lose.
[12:31] Jashin
There's no need to get serious
over a silly game like this,
[12:34] Jashin
but as a devil, losing cannot be tolerated!
[12:37] Jashin
Maybe it's about time I taught
these guys how cruel reality is.
[12:42] Medusa
"Almond Shot, Almond Shot,
Under Almond Shot."
[12:46] Pekola
Found it!
SIGN Wham
[12:48] Jashin
Whoops! My hand slipped!
SIGN Wham
[12:52] Pekola
Wh-What was that for?!
[12:54] Yurine
You actually cheated, didn't you?
[12:56] Jashin
That wasn't cheating. My hand just slipped.
[13:00] Yurine
You know what'll happen if
you do that again, don't you?
[13:04] Jashin
Of course I do!
SIGN She has no idea, does she?
[13:07] Minos
Nope.
[13:08] Jashin
Medusa! Read the next card already!
[13:11] Medusa
Okay...
[13:12] Medusa
"Heh. This is my second deadly move after
my deadly dropkick, Royal Copenhagen."
[13:19] Medusa
"I named it after the Danish porcelain
manufacturer because it sounded cool."
SIGN Heh. This is my second deadly move
after my deadly dropkick,
Royal Copenhagen. I named it after
the Danish porcelain manufacturer
because it sounded cool.
[13:24] Jashin
You're not getting this one! Second
deadly move: Royal Copenhagen!
[13:28] Jashin
Whoops! My hand slipped again!
[13:31] Jashin
What?!
[13:34] Jashin
I don't think so!
[13:35] Yurine
Ow, hot!
[13:36] Jashin
All mine!
SIGN Heh. This is my second deadly move
after my deadly dropkick,
Royal Copenhagen. I named it after
the Danish porcelain manufacturer
because it sounded cool.
[13:38] Jashin
Gotcha!
SIGN Heh. This is my second deadly move
after my deadly dropkick,
Royal Copenhagen. I named it after
the Danish porcelain manufacturer
because it sounded cool.
SIGN Heh. This is my second deadly move
after my deadly dropkick,
Royal Copenhagen. I named it after
the Danish porcelain manufacturer
because it sounded cool.
[13:41] Jashin
"Ow, hot!" she said.
[13:43] Jashin
I guess my eye beams are pretty hot, Pekola.
[13:47] Pekola
Uh-huh...
[13:49] Medusa
This just turned really scary...
SIGN "Niozoni" contains
the word "ozoni"
[13:53] Medusa
Oh, this is the last card.
SIGN "Niozoni" contains
the word "ozoni"
[13:57] Medusa
"'Niozoni' contains the word 'ozoni.'"
[14:00] Yurine
Here.
[14:01] Yurine
The karuta game is now over.
[14:04] Yurine
Now it's time to prepare the ozoni.
[14:07] Yurine
Right, Jashin-chan?
[14:10] Jashin
Huh?
[14:11] Jashin
Oh... Right.
[14:16] Minos
This ozoni is so good!
[14:18] Medusa
Y-Yes, it's great.
[14:21] Pekola
It's absolutely delicious!
[14:24] Pekola
I can't breathe! M-My eyes!
SIGN Careful!
[14:34] Pekola
You saved me.
[14:37] Kyon
Is it yummy, Onee-chan?
[14:39] Ran
Hao chi!
SIGN That was a close call.
[14:42] Minos
I think this is gonna be another great year!
[14:43] Poporon
What are we going to do with you, Pekola-sama?
[14:44] Medusa
Uh, yeah...
[14:46] Yurine
Well? Have you seen the error of your ways?
[14:49] Jashin
Yes! Yes! I have!
[14:51] Yurine
Really? Then I'll let you eat some ozoni.
SIGN Splat
[14:58] Jashin
Ow, hot!
SIGN Smack
[15:00] Yurine
Here you go. Have some piping-hot mochi.
[15:04] Jashin
P-Please stop...
[15:06] Yurine
What? You want more?
[15:08] Yurine
Okay, then. I'll give you lots more.
[15:12] Jashin
Hot!
[15:13] Yurine
Yes, the mochi is hot, isn't it?
[15:15] Yurine
I wonder which is hotter,
this or your eye beams...
[15:21] Yurine
How about a steaming-hot green onion next?
[15:25] Jashin
Hot!
SIGN m 0 10 l 100 0 100 100 0 100
SIGN Orphanage
Iron Commando
[15:30] Teacher
Okay, everyone, pay attention.
[15:32] Teacher
This is Lierre-chan,
your new friend starting today.
[15:37] Lierre
Nice to meet all of you. My name is Lierre.
[15:40] Lierre
I hope we'll all be friends.
[15:42] Kid1
Nice to meet you!
[15:43] Kid2
Nice to meet ya!
[15:44] Daichi
Hey, Lierre-chan, which
***** color is your favorite?
[15:47] Lierre
A ***** Monster , huh?
[15:50] Lierre
Hmm... I guess I'd say Lead.
[15:53] Daichi*
How cool!
[15:57] Pekola
The sky is the color of lead.
[15:59] Pekola
The weather is so dreary,
just like my heart.
[16:05] Pekola
This is the last of my food for today...
[16:09] Pekola
Maybe tonight I'll finally go
back to nature's salad bar...
[16:13] Pekola
If I recall, Chinese plantain,
wood sorrel, and sow thistle grow there.
[16:18] Guy
She's literally talking
about eating roadside grass.
SIGN Horsetail
[16:24] Pekola
I wish I had some ramen...
[16:27] Lierre
Hup.
[16:33] Pekola
I haven't seen her around here before.
[16:38] Lierre
This land is rife with conflict and hatred.
[16:43] Lierre
Do you not agree?
[16:45] Pekola
Huh? Uh, yes...
[16:49] Lierre
Long ago, I destroyed the
corrupt human race with a flood.
[16:53] Lierre
I suppose history does repeat itself.
[16:56] Pekola
Do you like the Bible?
[16:59] Pekola
What an admirable child you are.
[17:03] Lierre
Honestly... You still don't get it, Pekola?
[17:06] Pekola
Wha—
[17:07] Pekola
How do you know my name?!
[17:09] Pekola
Is it written on me somewhere?!
[17:13] Lierre
I don't know if you're just
pretending to be dumb,
[17:15] Lierre
or if falling to Earth
really did make you dumb...
[17:21] Pekola
Wait, are you... I mean,
might you actually be...
[17:25] Pekola
My Lord, Lierre-sama?!
[17:29] Lierre
You finally figured it out?
[17:31] Pekola
Why have you taken this form?
[17:33] Pekola
I remember you looking more like...
well... a mature woman.
[17:37] Lierre
What do you mean, "mature"?!
I'm still young!
[17:40] Pekola
I-I'm sorry!
[17:42] Lierre
This form is more convenient.
[17:45] Lierre
No one suspects the child.
[17:49] Pekola
You finally...
[17:51] Pekola
You finally came to take me home!
[17:54] Pekola
I'm so glad! I won't have to
go to the salad bar anymore!
[17:59] Guy
I see.
[18:01] Guy
So you're leaving, huh?
[18:05] Lierre
No, you'll still need to
rely on the salad bar.
[18:08] Pekola
Huh?
[18:08] Guy
Yay.
[18:10] Lierre
I'm here because...
[18:13] Lierre
it's time to give this world
another deep cleaning.
[18:20] Lierre
We decided it at a meeting of the gods.
[18:23] Lierre
If we allow the corrupt human race to keep
on living, they'll only pollute the world.
[18:28] Pekola
Oh, no!
[18:29] Pekola
If you do that, Dropkick on My Devil!! X
will end after only one episode,
[18:33] Pekola
even after it was finally
successfully crowdfunded!
[18:37] Texxt
End
[18:38] Pekola
No, no, no.
[18:38] Texxt
End
[18:38] Texxt
End
[18:38] Texxt
End
[18:40] Pekola
There are still many good
humans in this world.
[18:43] Pekola
Would you leave all of them to die?!
[18:50] Pekola
I do recall that there were some
among the gods who hated humans...
[18:55] Pekola
But I thought you loved humans!
[19:00] Lierre
I've watched this world from
up in Heaven for a long time.
[19:05] Lierre
Then I grew fed up,
[19:07] Lierre
and my thoughts on it changed.
[19:10] Lierre
Too many humans act only
in their own self-interest,
[19:13] Lierre
and I cannot allow it to continue.
[19:16] Pekola
My Lord...
[19:18] Lierre
But...
[19:19] Pekola
But?
[19:20] Lierre
First, I want to try
living as the humans do.
[19:25] Mom
What should we have for dinner tonight?
[19:27] Guy
How about some grass?
[19:30] Lierre
I came to this world
alone in order to do that.
[19:36] Pekola
So that's why...
[19:39] Lierre
And...
[19:40] Lierre
I also need to get rid of the three of you,
who betrayed Heaven and colluded with devils.
SIGN Fallen
SIGN Angel
SIGN Trio
[19:47] Pekola
So that really is a part of it, then...
[19:50] Jashin
I heard everything.
[19:54] Lierre
Where did you come from?
[19:56] Jashin
Heya, slay ya, love and throb and kiss ya.
[19:59] Jashin
And who do you think you are,
talking like you're so much better than us?
[20:04] Jashin
Who cares about some
stupid meeting of the gods?
[20:07] Jashin
You don't get to just decide all that.
[20:09] Jashin
If you want to destroy humanity,
you'll have to go through me first.
[20:14] Jashin
Pachinko, arcades,
boat racing, cycle racing,
[20:17] Jashin
horse racing, poker, mahjong, cee-lo,
[20:19] Jashin
hanafuda, , and ...
[20:23] Jashin
I can't let this world be destroyed.
[20:27] Lierre
Are you the devil who's
become Pekola's friend?
[20:30] Pekola**
N-No, I wouldn't call her a friend...
[20:32] Jashin
That's right!
[20:36] Jashin
I don't care if you're some god from Heaven
or wherever. I'm gonna throttle you.
[20:41] Jashin
After all, I'm Jashin and
I'm a god of Hell myself.
[20:44] Pekola
Don't! You can't beat her!
[20:48] Jashin
What? She's that strong?
[20:50] Jashin
Maybe I won't, then!
[20:52] Lierre
You truly are an inferior race.
[20:53] Yurine
Hey! Jashin-chan!
SIGN Hey!
Jashin-chan!
[20:57] Yurine
You put a sandwich in a clear file
and left it in the drawer again!
[21:02] Jashin
Ack! Yurine!
[21:03] Yurine
Why do you keep doing the
same thing over and over?!
SIGN No Peeking
[23:03] DevilA
Nice! This is sure to send
our ratings through the roof—
[23:10] Pino
Greetings, everyone.
[23:12] Pino
This is Pino, the winner of the grand
prize in the Heaven Baking Contest.
[23:17] Pino
Today, I'm going to bake a
delicious treat for all of you.
[23:21] Pino
Let's see... Which container was the sugar in?
[23:25] Pino
Oh? And this one... And this one, too...
[23:29] Pino
Next time on Dropkick on My Devil!! X,
episode 2: "All the Pills Are Hard Candies."
[23:37] Pino
Really. All of them are hard candies.
E2 - All the Pills Are Hard Candies
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[01:33] Pino
Something's wrong.
[01:35] Pino
Pursuers from Heaven should've come
after me by now, but there's no sign of any.
[01:42] Pino
Wait...
[01:42] Pino
Maybe a pursuer's already here,
[01:45] Pino
and they're hiding in this room
somewhere, just watching me.
[01:50] Pino
Somewhere in this room...
[01:53] Pino
They're laughing at me, thinking they
could kill me anytime they wanted.
[01:57] Pino
Laughing at me...
[02:00] Shadow
I could kill you anytime I wanted.
[02:04] Pino
Where?! Where are you?!
[02:06] Pino
In here?!
[02:07] Pino
In here?!
[02:08] Pino
Or... in here?!
[02:13] Pino
Okay, I guess they couldn't be in here.
[02:20] Pino
I'm... I'm scared.
[02:22] Pino
So scared, I'm going crazy.
[02:26] Pino
Someone...
[02:28] Pino
Someone please stay with me!
[02:31] Pino
I'm scared!
[02:35] SIGN
Nutrient-Packed
[02:35] SIGN
Stomach Medicine
[02:43] SIGN
Pino : Mental Strength
[02:44] SIGN
Devil A : Life
[02:45] DevilA
You should always make sure your
surroundings are safe when healing.
[02:51] SIGN
Awaiting Retrieval
[02:55] Pino
I'm calm now.
[02:57] Pino
If Poporon saw me like this,
she'd make fun of me for sure.
[03:02] Poporon
Wow, talk about sad.
[03:02] SIGN
Wow
[03:03] SIGN
Talk
about
sad
[03:07] Pino
There was never anything to fear.
[03:09] Pino
If pursuers come for me, all I need to
do is make the devils fight each other.
[03:13] Pino
That's why I'm being friendly with
them while I work as custodian here.
[03:20] Pino
When my halo regenerates,
I'll lead a rebellion and kill our Lord.
[03:24] Pino
Then I'll reign over Heaven,
destroy the humans and devils,
[03:30] Pino
and become the new Lord.
[03:32] Pino
My plan is flawless.
[03:36] Pino
What was I even afraid of?
[03:41] Pino
Oh, my face looks awful.
[03:45] SIGN
Smile
[03:45] SIGN
Smile
[03:46] Pino
Yes! Very cute!
[03:49] Pino
Nothing suits me better than a smile.
[03:52] Pino
Now, then. Time for a change of outlook.
I'll make cupcakes to take to Pekola-sama.
[04:02] DevilA
Did you think this was medicine?
[04:04] DevilA
It's Pino's pill-shaped hard candies!
[04:06] SIGN
Don't
Eat
[04:06] SIGN
Too
Many
[04:12] Pino
I'll make myself feel better by
looking at Pekola-sama's dopey face.
[04:17] Yurine
Why do you keep doing the
same thing over and over?!
[04:30] Yurine
Oh, no! I'm so sorry!
[04:32] Pino
Is that... Lierre-sama?
[04:34] Pino
It can't be... but...
[04:34] Jashin
Hoo boy. You can't pin that one on me.
She's really strong, apparently.
[04:36] Pino
She looks different,
but that's definitely Lierre-sama.
[04:39] Yurine
What do we do? We have
to get her to the hospital.
[04:42] Pino
I-I need to hide!
[04:43] Pekola
It's all right.
[04:45] Pekola
There's no need to worry, Hanazono Yurine.
[04:47] Pekola
That is my Lord, Lierre-sama.
[04:51] Yurine
Your Lord? This little girl?
[04:53] Pekola
She has taken the form of
a child for certain reasons,
[04:56] Pekola
but to her, a punch from a human
is little more than a mosquito's bite.
[05:01] Pekola
See?
[05:02] Yurine
Are you sure she's all right?
[05:07] Yurine
I see...
[05:08] Lierre
So this is Hanazono Yurine?
[05:10] Lierre
Not bad, for a human.
[05:14] Yurine
Your nose is bleeding.
[05:16] SIGN
Pfft
[05:17] Lierre
It's nothing.
[05:19] Lierre
I feel no pain from a human's
punch. Not even a tickle.
[05:25] Pekola
Um, your legs are trembling.
Are you all right?
[05:29] Lierre
They are not.
[05:30] Pekola
You're sweating a lot, too.
[05:32] Lierre
I am not.
[05:33] Jashin
Pekola, is this little
thing really that strong?
[05:37] Jashin
Well? Well?
[05:39] Jashin
She doesn't look that tough to me.
I'll just kill her while I can.
[05:43] Pekola
Wait!
[05:44] Pino
Looks like she really is Lierre-sama.
[05:46] Pino
But as long as she's in that form,
[05:48] Pino
Jashin-chan-san might
actually be able to kill her.
[05:51] Jashin
Die, god of Heaven!
[05:53] Jashin
I mean, Lierre-san!
[05:55] Jashin
Take this! Jashin-chan Thanks You
For the Crowdfunding Death Dropkick!
[05:56] SIGN
Jashin-chan Thanks You For the crowdfunding Death Dropkick!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
[06:01] Lierre
No, you die.
[06:02] Jashin
Nope! I don't think so! I can't die yet!
[06:05] Jashin
I haven't been to Kushino, Furano,
Obihiro, or Minamishimabara yet!
[06:13] Jashin
Ow.
[06:14] Pekola
Y-Your tail!
[06:18] Pino
Nope.
[06:19] Pino
Even in the form of a child,
she's still so powerful.
[06:22] Pino
I'm sure I'd end up the same way.
[06:26] Pino
Nope. Nope. Nope, nope.
[06:29] Pino
Nope, nope, nope, nope, nope,
nope, nope, nope, nope, nope, nope!
[06:32] Pino
I can't!
[06:38] Jashin
Damn it...
[06:40] Lierre
You still want to fight?
[06:46] Jashin
I...
[06:49] Jashin
...swear my loyalty to you.
[06:53] Jashin
Use me as your right arm!
[06:55] Jashin
And Yurine can be your left!
[06:57] Yurine
You're a devil. Stop trying to
enslave yourself to Heaven.
[07:01] Jashin
If you kill Yurine, all of Jinbocho—
no, the whole world will be yours!
[07:02] Lierre
This is bad. Using my power
drained me even more.
[07:06] Jashin
Hey! Are you listening, Lierre-san?!
[07:12] Lierre
Pekola.
[07:13] Lierre
Tell Poporon and Pino that I was here,
[07:17] Lierre
and that I look forward
to seeing them again.
[07:21] Lierre
Farewell.
[07:26] Pekola
My Lord!
[07:27] Pekola
What's the matter, my Lord?!
[07:29] Yurine
She's not okay at all.
[07:31] Jashin
Aw, so Lierre-san's actually a weakling.
[07:34] Jashin
What I said before was a lie, Yurine.
[07:36] Jashin
You're the only partner for me.
[07:39] Pekola
What a silver tongue.
[07:41] Yurine
It really is my fault.
[07:44] Pekola
Shall I call an ambulance?
[07:46] Yurine
Yeah, please do.
[07:47] DevilA
The number to call for an ambulance is 119
in Japan, 911 in America, and 999 in the UK.
[07:56] DevilA
So in Hell, I guess it would
be 666? Not that I'd know.
[08:07] Pino
What in the world was I...
[08:11] Pino
I had such a strange dream.
[08:13] Pino
Imagine Lierre-sama coming
all the way here on her own...
[08:17] Pino
And getting punched out
by Hanazono-san to boot?
[08:20] Pino
It's inconceivable.
[08:22] SIGN
Low Class
[08:22] SIGN
Low Class
[08:25] SIGN
Low Class
[08:25] SIGN
Low Class
[08:25] SIGN
Low Class
[08:25] SIGN
Low Class
[08:28] Pino
Inconceivable.
[08:37] Miku
Poke, poke. Poke, poke.
[08:41] SIGN
Teke Teke Yokai Jashin-chan
[08:58] Jashin
Being seen in a sailor uniform
is making me blush a little.
[09:01] SIGN
Bl
[09:01] SIGN
us
[09:01] SIGN
Bl
[09:01] SIGN
hi
[09:01] SIGN
Bl
[09:01] SIGN
us
[09:01] SIGN
ng
[09:01] SIGN
Bl
[09:01] SIGN
hi
[09:01] SIGN
Ja
[09:01] SIGN
us
[09:01] Jashin
Blush, blush. Blush, blush.
[09:01] SIGN
us
[09:01] SIGN
hi
[09:01] SIGN
ng
[09:01] SIGN
sh
[09:01] SIGN
Bl
[09:01] SIGN
hi
[09:01] SIGN
Ja
[09:01] SIGN
in
[09:01] SIGN
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[09:01] SIGN
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[09:01] SIGN
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[09:02] SIGN
Ja
[09:02] SIGN
sh
[09:02] SIGN
-ch
[09:02] SIGN
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[09:02] SIGN
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[09:02] SIGN
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[09:02] SIGN
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[09:02] SIGN
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[09:02] SIGN
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[09:02] SIGN
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[09:02] SIGN
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[09:02] SIGN
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[09:02] SIGN
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[09:02] SIGN
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[09:02] SIGN
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[09:02] SIGN
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[09:02] SIGN
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[09:02] SIGN
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[09:02] SIGN
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[09:02] SIGN
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[09:02] SIGN
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[09:02] SIGN
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[09:02] SIGN
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[09:02] SIGN
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[09:02] SIGN
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[09:02] SIGN
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[09:02] SIGN
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[09:02] SIGN
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[09:02] SIGN
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[09:02] SIGN
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[09:02] SIGN
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[09:02] SIGN
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[09:02] SIGN
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[09:02] SIGN
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[09:02] SIGN
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[09:02] SIGN
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[09:02] SIGN
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[09:02] SIGN
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[09:02] SIGN
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[09:02] SIGN
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[09:02] SIGN
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[09:02] SIGN
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[09:03] SIGN
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[09:03] SIGN
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[09:03] SIGN
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[09:03] SIGN
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[09:03] SIGN
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[09:03] SIGN
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[09:03] SIGN
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[09:03] SIGN
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[09:03] SIGN
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[09:03] SIGN
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[09:03] SIGN
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[09:03] SIGN
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[09:03] SIGN
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[09:03] SIGN
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[09:03] SIGN
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[09:03] SIGN
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[09:03] SIGN
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[09:03] SIGN
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[09:03] SIGN
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[09:03] SIGN
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[09:03] SIGN
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[09:03] SIGN
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[09:03] SIGN
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[09:03] SIGN
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[09:03] SIGN
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[09:03] SIGN
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[09:03] SIGN
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[09:03] SIGN
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[09:03] SIGN
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[09:03] SIGN
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[09:03] SIGN
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[09:03] SIGN
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[09:03] SIGN
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[09:04] SIGN
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[09:04] SIGN
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[09:04] SIGN
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[09:04] SIGN
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[09:04] SIGN
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[09:04] SIGN
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[09:04] SIGN
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[09:04] SIGN
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[09:07] Poporon
Thanks for coming out
again today, everyone!
[09:10] Katsura
She's so angelic!
[09:11] Chiba
Too angelic!
[09:12] Ozaki
She's angel food cake!
SIGN Poporon-chan!
[09:15] Poporon
See you next time!
[09:17] SIGN
Green Room
[09:17] SIGN
Amatsuka Noel-sama
[09:18] Poporon
What?! Lierre-sama?!
[09:20] Poporon
And she's in child form?
[09:22] Pekola
That's right.
[09:24] Pekola
I was shocked as well.
[09:25] Poporon
I see. Lierre-sama's finally come here...
[09:29] Poporon
Does Pino know?
[09:32] Pekola
I haven't been able to break it to her.
[09:34] Pekola
She can be rather unstable, after all.
[09:37] Pekola
I need to find a way to tell her
tactfully or it could mentally break her.
[09:42] Poporon
That's true.
SIGN This is her green room.
[09:46] Jashin
Hey, fallen angel. We came to see you.
[09:49] Poporon
Ugh! Meat and Potatoes!
[09:50] Pekola
Pino?!
SIGN I invited her to come see you with us.
[09:55] Poporon
Jeez, did you have to go and do that?
[09:57] Jashin
Pino and I made Basque cheesecakes.
[10:00] Jashin
They're a special gift for you.
[10:02] Pino
I didn't make them
specially for you or anything.
[10:06] Poporon
Yeah, yeah.
[10:08] Pekola
These cakes are delicious!
[10:11] Pino
Ah, there's that dopey smile!
It soothes my soul!
[10:15] Pino
I'm so glad I came!
[10:17] Jashin
Oh, yeah. Yurine was worrying about
how Lierre-san was doing after all that.
[10:22] Pekola
Um... I mean, uh...
[10:24] Pekola
U-Uh, Poporon can give you the details!
[10:27] Poporon
Hey! Don't just dump it on me!
Aren't you supposed to be my shield today?
[10:32] Pekola
My job has nothing to do with this!
[10:35] Jashin
What? You haven't told Pino about Lierre-san?
[10:39] Pekola
Um... I was going to,
but I couldn't find the right time...
[10:45] Poporon
Huh? She's gone.
[10:51] Pino
My Lord did come.
[10:52] Pino
I wasn't mistaken. She really is here.
[10:55] Pino
She came to finish me off.
[11:02] Pino
I'm scared. I don't want to die.
[11:14] Pino
It's fine. I just need to carry out my plan.
[11:18] Pino
I'm sure Lierre-sama's
guard is down right now.
[11:23] Pino
Jashin-chan-san, I'll need
you to act as my sacrifice.
[11:23] Jashin
I discovered this crazy
candy recently. It's insane!
[11:28] SIGN
Low Class
[11:30] Pekola
Look! We match!
[11:30] SIGN
Low Class
[11:30] SIGN
Low Class
[11:32] Poporon
Why do I have to wear this?
[11:54] Jashin
You let your guard down, Lierre-san.
[11:57] Jashin
In this town, a moment's
carelessness can cost you your life.
[12:01] Lierre
You're...
[12:02] Jashin
Welcome to the city of books and curry.
[12:04] Jashin
I'll sing a requiem to welcome you!
[12:12] Jashin
Salmon roe wine.
[12:17] Jashin
Somen noodles.
[12:21] Jashin
And meat-filled curries are delicious.
[12:28] Lierre
What kind of song is that?
[12:29] Jashin
Huh?
[12:30] Jashin
It's a requiem filled with
love for my hometown.
[12:32] SIGN
Requiem
[12:32] SIGN
Requiem
[12:33] Jashin
I thought it'd be perfect for you,
since you're about to die.
[12:38] Lierre
You coward!
[12:40] Lierre
Where did you come from, anyway?
[12:43] Jashin
Tee-hee!
[12:46] Lierre
I should have finished you
when I had the chance.
[12:50] Lierre
Die.
[12:52] Jashin
S-Sorry!
[12:54] Jashin
Y'see, Pino hired me to do it!
[12:57] Jashin
Y'see, I borrowed a lot of money from her...
[12:59] Lierre
"Y'see"?
[13:00] Jashin
She said if I killed you,
she'd call off my debt.
[13:04] (Flashback) Pino
Please kill the Lord for me.
[13:07] Lierre
That little...
[13:08] Jashin
Wow, I really blew it!
[13:10] Jashin
I'll just be going now.
[13:12] Jashin
Whoopsie, whoopsie...
[13:16] Lierre
Honestly.
[13:17] Lierre
You would show your back to an enemy?
[13:21] Lierre
Didn't you say a moment's
carelessness could cost you your life?
[13:24] Yurine
What are you doing out here?
[13:28] Lierre
Hanazono Yurine.
[13:30] Lierre
And where did you come from, anywa—
[13:32] Jashin
Yurine!
[13:33] Jashin
Perfect timing!
[13:35] Jashin
Lierre-san is being mean to me! Punish her!
[13:39] Yurine
Huh? Is that true, Lierre-sama?
[13:43] Lierre
Well, it's true I used my deadly
Organized Crime Kick on her...
[13:47] SIGN
Organized
[13:47] SIGN
Crime
[13:48] Lierre
But the way it happened was
such-and-such and so-and-so...
[13:51] Yurine
So it was all your fault!
[13:54] Yurine
You've been borrowing money
from people other than Medusa!
[13:57] Yurine
I swear... I'll have to
warn the custodian later.
[14:01] Jashin
Damn... Damn...
[14:01] Yurine
I'm sorry Jashin-chan caused so much trouble.
[14:04] Yurine
And...
[14:06] Yurine
I wanted to make up for what I did
before. Do you have some time?
[14:12] DevilA
Veterans will remember this:
the soul food of Jinbocho, Bondy.
[14:15] DevilA
The curry's so good, it's unforgettable.
[14:18] DevilA
It even comes with a potato!
[14:20] DevilA
In English, that's "potato."
[14:23] DevilA
Repeat after me. Pota—
[14:25] Yurine
So you were just fine after that?
[14:27] Lierre
Being punched by a human is nothing to me.
[14:30] Jashin
Do people really get taken away
in ambulances over "nothing"?
[14:34] Yurine
Don't provoke her. You need to
apologize for what you did, too.
[14:39] Jashin
I'm sorry.
[14:43] Lierre
She's so close.
[14:44] Yurine
Hey.
[14:45] Jashin
I apologized.
[14:48] Lierre
I can kill her anytime.
[14:49] Jashin
This is so good!
[14:50] Lierre
But considering she's got
Hanazono Yurine behind her,
[14:54] Lierre
I'd rather avoid a fight for now.
[14:56] Yurine
What do you think, Lierre-sama?
Isn't the curry here great?
[15:00] Lierre
Yes. I didn't know such delicious
curry existed in the human realm.
[15:05] Yurine
Glad to hear it. It's on me today, so eat up.
[15:09] Lierre
By the way, why do you call me "Lierre-sama"?
[15:13] Lierre
I'm not your superior.
[15:15] Yurine
So... "Lierre-san"?
[15:18] Lierre
Just "Lierre" is fine.
[15:21] DevilA
Potato.
[15:22] DevilA
No, no, no. Potato.
[15:25] Jashin
Thanks for the meal.
[15:28] Jashin
I'm so full, I'm getting sleepy.
[15:31] Yurine
I swear...
[15:32] Lierre
By the way, can I ask one thing?
[15:35] Lierre
Tell me about Pekola and the other two.
Are they doing well in this world?
[15:39] Yurine
Well...
[15:41] Yurine
They get along well with us
and the people of this town.
[15:47] Lierre
I see.
[15:52] Yurine
Would you like to go see them now?
[15:55] Lierre
Huh?
[15:58] Pino
I'm done for. It's over.
[16:01] DevilA
Where is this?
[16:01] Pino
That's Owari.
[16:02] SIGN
Owari
[16:02] SIGN
Owari
[16:02] SIGN
Owari
[16:03] DevilA
And this location in France?
[16:05] Pino
That's Oiry.
[16:05] SIGN
Oiry
[16:09] Pino
I wish I could go far away!
[16:14] Minos
Do you really need to be that scared?
[16:17] Pino
I'm done for. It's over.
SIGN You overreact so much.
[16:21] Pino
You can all talk like that because you
don't know how terrifying my Lord is.
[16:25] Pino
Her orders are absolute. Now that
I've failed her, all that awaits me is death.
[16:29] Pino
She's here!
[16:31] Pino
I'll kill her before she can kill me!
[16:33] Pino
Amen!
[16:38] Jashin
Why?
[16:42] Lierre
Hello, Pino. How have you been?
[16:49] Pino
I-It's Lierre-sama!
[16:52] Minos
Hey, what's going on?
[16:53] Pino
I have to run! The window is my only hope!
[16:58] Yurine
We're coming in.
[16:59] Yurine
Lierre wanted to see you,
so I brought her over.
[17:02] Lierre
Thanks for having me.
[17:03] Jashin
She's not having me...
[17:05] Medusa
Jashin-chan!
[17:07] Yurine
You guys are here, too?
[17:09] Lierre
This is quite a cute room.
[17:11] Pino
I-I'll make some tea.
[17:17] Pino
L-Lierre-sama has come at last.
SIGN Nice to meet you!
[17:22] Minos
So Pino-chan's boss is a kid, huh?
[17:25] Lierre
This is just the form
I'm using here. I'm not a child.
[17:29] Pino
If she's come to kill me...
[17:32] Pino
I'll kill her first!
[17:36] Pino
Lierre-sama.
[17:38] Pino
Have some tea and apple pie.
[17:43] Pino
You too, Hanazono-san. Before it gets cold.
[17:46] Yurine
Thanks.
[17:51] Pino
I put a ton of wolfsbane in
Lierre-sama's tea and apple pie.
[17:57] Pino
If she consumes enough of it,
even if it doesn't kill her,
[18:02] Pino
it should still do a lot of damage.
[18:05] Pino
And when she's weak, I'll be able to
kill her, even in my current state.
[18:18] Jashin
You guys! Don't just leave an
injured person at your front door!
[18:22] Jashin
Seriously, what's happening to this world?
[18:22] Medusa
Jashin-chan...
[18:25] Jashin
Jeez, I'm thirsty after
getting beat up like that.
[18:29] Jashin
I'm gonna have a sip of this.
[18:36] Medusa
Jashin-chan?!
[18:38] Lierre
Pino, what's the meaning of this?
[18:41] Pino
Huh? Whatever do you mean?
[18:45] Jashin
I don't know what happened,
but I kinda blacked out there.
[18:49] Jashin
Ooh! This apple pie looks tasty!
[18:57] Medusa
Jashin-chan!
[18:59] Lierre
Hey, devil! Wake up! Are you all right?
[19:03] Lierre
Pino, did you poison these things?
[19:05] Minos
Poison?!
SIGN What's she talking about?
[19:08] Yurine
Why did you do that?
[19:11] Pino
To...
[19:12] Pino
To kill you before you
could kill me, obviously!
[19:15] Pino
I'll shove this wolfsbane
into your mouth whole!
[19:18] Minos
Hey, cut it out!
SIGN Calm down!
[19:21] Lierre
I only came here to check on you three.
[19:24] Pino
Liar! I know you came here to get rid of us!
[19:28] Lierre
By the laws of Heaven, it's true that
I've thought about ending you eventually.
[19:33] Lierre
But right now, observing this
planet is more important.
[19:41] Lierre
Frankly, I couldn't care
less about killing you three.
[19:46] Yurine
I think Lierre really did come
here just to check on you.
[19:50] Yurine
I mean, if she wanted to kill you,
she'd have done it long ago.
[19:55] Jashin
Wow, I blacked out! I flew right out of here!
[19:59] Jashin
Speaking of, remember the other day?
[20:01] Jashin
You're supposed to be super strong, but
you went flying when Yurine punched you.
[20:06] Jashin
You blacked out and had to be carried away.
[20:09] Pino
She's right. That was no dream.
[20:12] Pino
And that strike really did have
that much force behind it...
[20:16] Pino
Which means Hanazono-san might
just be capable of saving me.
[20:25] Pino
That's it! Hanazono-san is my savior!
[20:29] Pino
Without a doubt, she's my Messiah!
[20:33] Pino
Hanazono-san!
[20:34] Yurine
Y-Yes?
[20:35] Pino
Please continue to be my friend!
[20:37] Yurine
S-Sure...
[20:42] Pino
Yahoo!
[20:43] Jashin
What's with her?
[20:45] Yurine
I'm fine with being friends, but...
[20:48] Yurine
I don't think it was right to poison Lierre
without even hearing what she had to say.
[20:54] Jashin
Well, you never listen to what I have to—
[20:56] Yurine
Shut up.
[21:01] Medusa
Jashin-chan!
[21:03] Pino
Hanazono-san reprimanded me.
[21:07] Pino
Hanazono-san hates me now.
[21:14] Pino
I'm done for! I have no choice
but to take all these pills and die!
[21:18] Yurine
Don't talk about dying when
you're so afraid of death.
[21:22] Lierre
Even back in Heaven, she was always quick
to start wailing about wanting to die.
[21:27] Yurine
She's kind of a pain in the neck, huh?
[21:29] Minos
More than "kind of."
SIGN She's a huge pain.
[21:32] Pino
Hanazono-san, you jerk!
[21:35] Medusa
Jashin-chan!
[23:10] Poporon
Ta-da!
[23:11] Poporon
It's everyone's holy idol, Poporon-chan!
[23:15] Poporon
A girl at the orphanage gave
me this weird whistle today.
[23:19] Poporon
What in the world?
This whistle is so interesting!
[23:22] Poporon
When I blow it, it stretches out.
[23:25] Poporon
Humans are so simple,
being amused by things like this.
[23:30] Poporon
Next time on Dropkick on My Devil!! X,
episode 3: "The Deadly Party Whistle."
[23:35] Poporon
I know! I'll blow this
whistle at Pekola-sama later!
E3 - The Deadly Party Whistle
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SIGN Lake Shikotsu 777
SIGN Lake Shikotsu
SIGN Lake Shikotsu
SIGN Exploring Chitose
in search of the Chippu
SIGN Exploring Chitose
in search of the Chippu
SIGN Exploring Chitose
in search of the Chippu
SIGN Exploring Chitose
in search of the Chippu
SIGN This program originally aired on June 22, 2020
[00:00] Reporter
Today, we're visiting Lake Shikotsu
in Chitose City, Hokkaido!
SIGN Exploring Chitose
in search of the Chippu
SIGN Exploring Chitose
in search of the Chippu
SIGN Exploring Chitose
in search of the Chippu
SIGN Exploring Chitose
in search of the Chippu
SIGN Exploring Chitose
in search of the Chippu
SIGN Exploring Chitose
in search of the Chippu
SIGN Exploring Chitose
in search of the Chippu
SIGN Exploring Chitose
in search of the Chippu
[00:05] Na
Exploring Chitose in Search of the Chippu!
[00:08] Na
We're hungrily exploring Chitose,
Hokkaido's gateway to Heaven,
[00:10] Jashin
That's Lierre-sama.
[00:12] Na
in search of the ultra-rare
Lake Shikotsu chippu.
[00:12] Yurine
Indeed.
[00:13] Jashin
But we first met her just the other day...
[00:16] Yurine
Indeed.
[00:16] Na
The Kiusu Earthwork Burial Circles
are a designated World Heritage Site.
[00:19] Jashin
What's going on here?
[00:20] Minos
Yukizuru is so good.
[00:20] Na
Lake Shikotsu is Japan's
northernmost ice-free lake,
[00:22] Medusa
Oh, actually, that one's a Fresh Moon.
[00:23] Na
ranking second in Japan in
clarity, volume of water, and size.
[00:27] Medusa
This one's the Yukizuru from Chitose.
[00:28] Na
Many noteworthy things
can be found in Chitose,
[00:29] Yurine
It was a nice place. I hope
we can all go there again.
[00:30] Na
including Yukizuru,
a bouchée closely resembling
[00:33] Medusa
Me, too!
[00:33] Na
the Fresh Moon we all know and love.
[00:36] Na
Today, we're giving you a peek at Chitose,
as well as Jashin-chan's embezzling
[00:37] Jashin
Y-You all have memories of going to Chitose?
[00:42] Na
of Japan's first-ever
hometown tax and other evil deeds.
[00:43] Jashin
H-How is there a timeline that
everyone apart from me has seen?
[02:24] Origin
I've called you all here
today for one reason.
SIGN m 0 0 l 100 0 100 100 0 100
SIGN Commander
[02:27] Origin
It seems someone in this group is of
the opinion that I can't beat Yurine.
[02:32] Commander
What?!
[02:34] Commander
Such thinking is nothing short
of a betrayal of our Origin!
[02:38] Fighter
I'm a fighter. You won't catch me
having backward thoughts like that.
[02:42] Justice
Nor me! My motto is "fair and square"!
[02:45] Commander
Hm? Who are you?
[02:48] Justice
I'm Justice.
[02:49] Justice
I already appeared in
Volume 13 of the original story.
[02:53] Origin
I have a righteous spirit myself.
[02:56] Commander
But the anime viewers wouldn't know that...
SIGN m 0 0 l 100 0 100 100 0 100
SIGN Commander
[03:00] Commander
Anyway, more importantly...
[03:02] Commander
Who is the traitor?!
[03:03] Commander
Is it you, Genius?
[03:05] Commander
Or maybe it's you, Fighter?!
[03:07] Origin
Commander, you're spitting.
[03:08] Genius
What's wrong, Commander?
[03:10] Genius
You're the one getting all
worked up. Maybe it's you.
[03:13] Commander
What did you say, Genius?!
[03:15] Commander
Wait... Is that SJ behind you?
[03:18] Genius
Honestly, can't you tell just by looking?
[03:21] Genius
Here.
[03:22] Commander
You're alive? You were supposed to have died.
[03:27] Commander
Wait, no. That's not...
[03:29] Commander
That's not the point!
[03:31] Commander
What's the point of a remote meeting?!
[03:35] Genius
We've been sitting next to each other
all along. You're only surprised now?
[03:39] Fighter
I couldn't figure out why we
were having a remote meeting.
[03:43] Origin
Well, this is a socially aware anime.
[03:45] Justice
Meetings in close quarters are not good!
[03:47] Commander
Adding you makes those
quarters even closer...
[03:53] ESP
You're naïve if you think sleeping will free
you of suspicion that you're the traitor, SJ.
[03:59] SJ
Wait, not this again!
[04:01] ESP
I will peer directly into
your thoughts myself.
[04:04] SJ
You can even read thoughts
through the internet?!
[04:07] Commander
This is bad, SJ! The story has
already fallen one turn behind!
[04:15] SJ
S-S-Stop...
[04:21] ESP
Hmm. Looks like it's not SJ.
[04:26] ESP
Die.
SIGN Guarding
(kind of)
[04:33] Fighter
Killing her when she's not
the traitor is madness.
[04:37] Commander
Maybe you're the one we should suspect, ESP.
[04:40] ESP
What?
[04:41] Commander
You can read others' thoughts,
but we can't read yours.
[04:48] Justice
That's playing dirty, ESP!
[04:49] Justice
I'll bring the iron hammer
of justice down on you!
[04:52] Origin
Don't do that, Justice.
[04:55] Origin
I never wanted us to
start fighting each other.
[04:58] Origin
But as long as I believe I won't be able to beat
Yurine, I really won't be able to.
SIGN Justice
[05:03] Origin
I just wanted to unite us in spirit.
SIGN Justice
SIGN Justice
SIGN Justice
[05:07] Justice
Everyone, Origin is saying
she wants us united in spirit.
[05:12] Justice
If any of us has doubts,
we should simply tell Origin so.
[05:17] Genius
I agree.
[05:19] Commander
What shall we do, then?
[05:20] Origin
Making one of us speak out in
front of everyone would be mean.
[05:24] Origin
Everyone, close your eyes
and put your heads down.
[05:30] Origin
If you think I can't beat Yurine...
[05:34] Origin
Raise your hand!
[05:41] Origin
I get it now.
[05:43] Origin
I guess I really can't beat Yurine.
[05:46] Justice
Who was it?
[05:47] Fighter
Who could it have been?
[05:52] Commander
By the way, what are all these?
[05:54] Origin
I-It's Jashin-chan...
but there are one... two... three!
[05:59] Origin
Three Jashin-chans!
[06:01] All
Three Jashin-chans?!
[06:06] ESP
This is bad. Someone is trying
to interfere with our meeting.
[06:10] Commander
What?!
[06:12] ESP
They're coming in through the door.
SIGN Wait, is that Tomoko?!
[06:30] Yurine
And just what are you three doing?
[06:33] Jashin
I-Impossible! How is Yurine
at a meeting in my head?!
SIGN Hanazono Yurine!
SIGN She's more dangerous than Tomoko!!
SIGN This isn't forced desiccation...
SIGN It's forced bleeding!
[06:56] Justice
P-Protect Origin!
[07:07] Origin
All of you! Protect me from Yurine!
[07:13] Jashin
Huh? What's wrong, you guys?
[07:16] Commander
Oh, well, it's just...
[07:18] Genius
I don't think I can.
[07:19] Fighter
Why don't you take care of this yourself?
[07:21] ESP
It has nothing to do with me.
[07:23] Yurine
Come on, we're going home.
[07:26] Yurine
Honestly, holding a
silly meeting like this...
[07:26] Jashin
H-Help me!
[07:28] Come
I'm sorry. We can't beat her.
[07:31] Jashin
You guys! Help me—
[07:38] Yurine
Hey.
[07:40] Yurine
Are you listening to me?
[07:42] Yurine
I was saying that you cause trouble for the
convenience store clerk when you ask him
SIGN Heat
this up,
please
SIGN Regular
salad
[07:48] Yurine
to heat up your salad every time.
[07:51] Jashin
I... like my vegetables warm...
[07:53] Yurine
Those aren't vegetables you warm up!
[07:55] Yurine
I swear, you always do dumb things like this.
[07:56] Jashin
I get it.
[07:58] Jashin
Their doubts are a manifestation
of my lack of faith in myself.
[08:04] Jashin
Was SJ the last little bit
of goodness left in me?
[08:10] Jashin
Well, of course there's no way I can win!
[08:13] Jashin
How can I, if I don't have faith in myself?!
[08:16] Jashin
I can beat Yurine!
[08:20] Jashin
Shut up.
[08:23] Jashin
Shut up!
[08:25] Jashin
I've been saving my Ultra Jashin-chan
Mk.III FM Radio Sound Style for you!
[08:31] Yurine
When was the Mk.II?
[08:33] Jashin
Here's a dropkick from the me who believes
in myself and has found an unwavering heart!
[08:37] Jashin
Die, Yurine!
[08:54] Jashin
It's not just in my head...
It's in reality, too...
[09:01] Yurine
I bought this at a festival.
[09:04] Yurine
Here, you can try blowing it, too.
[09:07] Jashin
Like hell I can!
[09:09] Yurine
Go on. Go on.
[09:09] Jashin
Even when I believed in myself,
I still couldn't do it!
[09:22] Yurine
What is it?
[09:24] Yurine
Oh?
[09:25] Yurine
I didn't know there was a Jizo statue here.
[09:28] Jashin
A mandarin.
[09:31] Jashin
I'm gonna eat it.
[09:32] Yurine
Wha—
[09:34] Yurine
How could you do that to an offering?
[09:36] Jashin
Well, rocks don't eat mandarins.
[09:39] Jashin
If I eat it, it won't go to waste.
[09:42] Yurine
Don't blame me if karma
sticks it to you later.
[09:45] Jashin
I'm a devil! Karma can't do anything to me!
[09:51] Yurine
That's enough.
[09:53] Jashin
I give! I give already!
[10:00] DevilA
Bentora, bentora, space people...
[10:09] Jashin
Something feels heavy...
[10:11] Jashin
What is that?
[10:13] Jashin
You're the thing we saw today!
[10:15] Jizo
I've come to punish you for stealing
my offering. Let us go elsewhere.
[10:22] Jashin
Ow.
[10:24] Jizo
Now, let's visit death upon you.
[10:26] Jashin
No one kills people over a little offering!
[10:29] Jizo
Quiet. Die.
[10:32] Jashin
Ouch.
[10:35] Jashin
Th-That's the stick I use to play the
taiko drum game at the arcade!
[10:41] Jizo
Karma truly is sticking it to you.
[10:43] Jashin
Heh. I get it.
[10:45] Jizo
Jizo Attack Number 2!
[10:47] Jizo
Death by a stick through the head,
from your left ear to your right!
[10:50] Jashin
Watch it!
[10:52] Jashin
For a Jizo, you don't have
a shred of compassion!
[10:55] Jashin
And you call yourself a Jizo?!
[10:57] Jizo
There is no compassion for a devil!
[10:59] Jizo
Die! For real!
[11:02] Jashin
I won't let him kill me!
[11:04] Jashin
My killer move can shatter diamonds!
[11:07] Jashin
Royal Copenhagen!
[11:13] Jashin
My fist!
[11:18] Jashin
I still have my left hand!
[11:20] Jizo
You're still not giving up?
[11:22] Jashin
Left Hand Copenhagen!
[11:27] Jashin
Not the left one, too!
[11:32] Jashin
Just kill me. I admit defeat.
[11:35] Jizo
I won't kill you.
[11:37] Jizo
Because I am a Jizo.
[11:39] Jashin
After all those times you told me to die?
[11:43] Jashin
I'm sorry, okay, Jizo?
[11:45] Jashin
I mean, "Jizo-sama."
[11:47] Jashin
I'll bring a new mandarin
tomorrow to replace the one I ate.
[11:58] Jizo
That wasn't a mandarin. It was an orange.
[12:02] Jashin
Huh?
[12:05] DevilA
A UFO!
[12:07] DevilA
Wait, now that I've seen it,
it's not "unidentified" anymore, is it?
SIGN The Next Morning
[12:16] Jashin
The Jizo's not here.
[12:18] Jashin
I'm sure this is where it was.
[12:22] Jashin
Maybe he went back to Heaven after that.
SIGN Yakitori
[12:29] Mei
I've had a run of bad luck lately.
[12:33] Mei
I tripped and spilled my drink.
[12:35] Mei
The restroom door didn't lock.
[12:35] MobB
I'm sorry!
[12:37] Mei
My skirt got stuck in my underwear.
[12:40] Mei
Is it possible I've been cursed?
[12:48] Mei
Maybe I should put something in
my room that'll ward off misfortune.
[12:53] Mei
Like a talisman. Some kind of talisman.
[12:58] Mei
I guess it's not that easy to just find one.
[13:08] Pekola
Laundromats these days add
everything automatically, huh?
SIGN Wash and Dry
SIGN Wash
Only
SIGN No fabric softener needed
SIGN Detergent and
fabric softener
will be added
automatically
SIGN Wash
SIGN Minutes
[13:13] Pekola
I didn't need the detergent.
[13:17] Pekola
I'll take this opportunity to
write down my shopping list.
SIGN Bread Crusts (get free)
SIGN Facial Lotion
[13:23] Pekola
This syringe-shaped pen is so cool!
[13:26] Pekola
I'm so glad I bought it.
[13:28] Mei
There's one!
[13:30] Mei
I found one already!
[13:32] Mei
Those goggling eyes!
[13:34] Mei
That skinny body!
[13:35] Mei
And that pale skin!
[13:37] Mei
You're so creepy, you'll be
perfect to ward off misfortune!
[13:40] Pekola
How rude.
[13:43] Mei
White powder?
[13:45] Mei
A syringe?
[13:47] Mei
And now I can see the bags under her eyes...
[13:50] Mei
You poor thing. You must have felt cornered.
[13:53] Pekola
Well, I get cornered just about every day...
[13:57] Mei
I knew it.
[13:58] Mei
Still, you may be a friend of Orochimaru,
but I can't overlook this!
[14:03] Pekola
What are you talking about?
[14:04] Mei
Don't think you can play dumb!
[14:06] Mei
You're coming with me!
SIGN Yen
SIGN Minutes
[14:07] Pekola
Huh?!
[14:09] Pekola
W-Wait... What do you think you're...
SIGN White
Powder?
[14:13] Pekola
Wait, has she...
SIGN Syringe?
[14:15] Pekola
Y-You've got the wrong idea!
[14:16] Pekola
These are just packets
of detergent and a pen—
[14:19] Mei
I'll listen to your excuses
back at my apartment.
[14:21] Pekola
Huh? Your apartment?
[14:24] Mei
You're going to live there as a talisman
to ward off misfortune, Pekola-chan!
[14:28] Pekola
Huh? What do you mean?
[14:31] Mei
It's the one thing that'll purify you
after the grave crime you've committed.
[14:35] Pekola
I don't understand what you're
saying! I don't want to do that!
[14:39] Mei
But I've already handcuffed you
to make sure you can't get away!
[14:43] Pekola
When did that happen?
[14:44] Mei
Come now. Let's go.
[14:46] Tanahashi
Part-timer!
[14:47] Pekola
Oh! Nice timing!
[14:49] Pekola
I have to go to work now,
so I can't ward off misfortune for you.
[14:54] Pekola
Isn't that right?
[14:55] Tanahashi
Part-timer...
[14:56] Tanahashi
Don't worry about work.
Go be a talisman, part-timer.
[15:01] Pekola
What?!
[15:02] Tanahashi
Later, part-timer. Do a good job, part-timer.
[15:03] Pekola
Now I'm stuck with her...
[15:09] Mei
But I don't think this will be enough.
[15:12] Mei
A talisman... A lucky item...
SIGN DAI
SIGN Kanda
[15:18] Mei
A p-panda?!
[15:20] Mei
You're so cute!
[15:24] Mei
A cute thing like you
is likely to be abducted!
[15:27] Ran
Wh-Who is this lady?!
[15:29] Mei
Okay! I'll take you in!
[15:32] Mei
Come along with me, Monochrome!
[15:34] Ran
Kyon-Kyon, where are you?!
Help me, Kyon-Kyon!
[15:40] Mei
But this still isn't enough.
[15:43] Miku
Green onion, green onion, la la la!
[15:45] Mei
Onion Miku!
[15:49] Mei
Okay, let's go!
SIGN Pudding
[15:53] Yusa
Our smooth pudding is
made with cockatrice eggs.
SIGN Pudding
SIGN Smooth
SIGN Pu
SIGN dd
SIGN ing
[15:56] Yusa
Care to try some?
[15:57] Mei
I'll take one!
SIGN Pudding
SIGN Pudding
[16:01] Yusa
Thank you very much!
[16:03] Mei
No, thank you!
[16:06] Yusa
Um...
[16:07] Yusa
Huh?
[16:13] Pekola
Why is this happening?
[16:16] Pekola
That aside...
[16:17] Pekola
She's really gathered up
all kinds of things, huh?
[16:20] Mei
Isn't it great? It's my prized collection.
[16:26] Pekola
A Jizo statue?! Karma
will stick it to you for that!
[16:30] Mei
Isn't its forehead absolutely adorable?
[16:33] Mei
It was heavy, but so worth bringing home!
[16:36] Mei
Right, Ishiwatari Shosuke?
[16:39] Mei
I'm so happy to be part
of your family, Mei-chan.
[16:43] Pekola
You seem awfully scared. Did you have
some kind of traumatic experience?
[16:53] Pekola
I see.
SIGN Midorikawa
Family
Grave
SIGN Midorikawa
Family
Grave
SIGN Midorikawa
Family
Grave
SIGN Midorikawa
Family
Grave
SIGN Midorikawa
Family
Grave
SIGN Midorikawa
Family
Grave
SIGN Midorikawa
Family
Grave
[16:56] Pekola
That's a gravestone!
[16:58] Mei
Yep! I took it because
it has such a cute shape.
[17:01] Pekola
Karma's definitely coming for you!
[17:04] Pekola
Don't you think the Jizo statue and this
gravestone might be causing your bad luck?
[17:08] Mei
Oh, so that's why?
[17:10] Jizo
Karma's sticking it to you.
[17:12] Pekola
That obviously has to be it!
[17:17] Pekola
That sound... It's like a ghost
might appear at any moment!
[17:25] Ghost
Ghost.
[17:27] Mei
You're so cute!
[17:29] Mei
Starting today, your name is Galactica!
SIGN Slip
[17:33] Ghost
Are you able to keep up with all this?
[17:36] Pekola
No one can keep up with this lady.
[17:39] Mei
But... it's still not enough.
[17:42] Mei
Orochimaru... Without Orochimaru...
[17:46] Mei
It's just no use at all!
[17:49] Mei
I'm stepping out for a bit!
[17:56] Jashin
Yurine sent me away without hesitation...
[18:02] Jashin
Oh, this is where you ended up?
[18:05] Jashin
You should've gone back
to Heaven. This is Hell.
[18:08] Mei
So cute!
[18:10] Mei
You're so ugly, you're adorable!
[18:13] Jashin
She clearly doesn't like that.
[18:15] Mei
I like it just fine, actually.
[18:18] Mei
Rub, rub! So smooth!
[18:22] Mei
I love it! I don't even care
about bad luck anymore!
[18:28] Yusa
Give me back my sister!
[18:30] Kyon
Onee-chan!
[18:31] Tanahashi
Part-timer!
[18:33] Old
So this is where you've been.
[18:36] Jashin
Y-You guys!
[18:37] Pekola
And an old couple I don't know!
SIGN Hell
[18:42] Yusa
Everything's okay now.
[18:44] Ran
H-Help me, Kyon-Kyon!
[18:46] Ran
Give me candy, quick!
[18:50] Kyon
Right!
[18:57] Mei
Now you're not cute anymore.
[18:59] Mei
I don't want you!
[19:04] Ghosts
Oh, it's the grandkids.
[19:06] Tanahashi
Hey, part-timer!
[19:08] Tanahashi
Time for your next job.
[19:10] Pekola
I'm going to my next job, am I?
[19:10] Tanahashi
Hurry it up, part-timer.
[19:13] Pekola
S-So long.
[19:16] Man
Well, shall we go home, dear?
[19:19] Woman
I suppose so.
[19:20] Woman
Huh?
[19:21] Woman
Isn't this the Jizo statue from that street?
[19:25] Man
Goodness! It must be fate
that we found it here.
[19:29] Man
We'll take it back home.
[19:32] Woman
We do beg your pardon.
[19:34] Mei
Oh, not at all.
[19:36] Woman
What a tasty-looking mandarin.
[19:38] Ghost
Hey, wait!
[19:38] Man
Dear, that's an orange.
[19:44] Miku
What a powerful grandma and grandpa!
[19:47] Jashin
He can tell the difference
between a mandarin and an orange?
[19:51] Mei
They all left.
[19:54] Mei
But that's fine!
[19:55] Mei
Galactica and Shosuke were probably
causing my bad luck, and they left, too!
[19:59] Mei
I don't even need a talisman anymore!
[20:02] Mei
And besides...
[20:04] Mei
I've got Orochimaru!
[20:06] Jashin
Wh-Why isn't anyone coming to take me home?!
[20:12] Jashin
Could that be Yurine?!
[20:27] Staff
Do you know where my Miku is?
SIGN Crypton Staff
[20:31] Miku
Here!
[20:33] Staff
Oh, thank goodness!
I looked everywhere for you.
[20:36] Miku
Sorry, Manager.
[20:39] Staff
Well, I'll be taking her back now.
[20:41] Miku
Bye-bye!
[20:50] Jashin
Why? Why won't Yurine come for me?
SIGN Yakitori
SIGN Hell
SIGN For
SIGN Maharaurava
[20:56] Mei
There's no need to cry, Orochimaru.
[20:59] Mei
I'll be with you forever and ever.
[21:05] Jashin
Maybe Yurine won't come,
but I know Medusa will!
[21:10] Jashin
Right, ATM?!
[21:13] Jashin
A-T-M!
SIGN She would never abandon a true amigo!
SIGN Abandon
SIGN a True
SIGN aMigo
[21:21] Yurine
Eat all you like.
[21:23] Three
Let's eat!
SIGN A lightly deep-fried tempura mountain!
SIGN A
SIGN lightly
deep-fried
SIGN Tempura
SIGN Mountain
[21:31] Minos
Hey, where's Jashin-chan?
[21:33] Yurine
No idea.
[21:35] Jashin
A-T-M!
[21:35] Mei
Shining love!
SIGN Curry, Fresh Moon, Daimaru-yaki...
SIGN Jinbocho has so many delicious foods.
SIGN It might be nice to buy a book from a used bookstore
SIGN and relax with it in a retro café.
SIGN I don't really understand difficult books, though.
SIGN Next time on Dropkick
on My Devil!! X, episode 4:
SIGN "How to Have a Wicked Time in Jinbocho."
SIGN Of course, the only wicked thing in Jinbocho is Jashin-chan.
E4 - How to Have a Wicked Time in Jinbocho
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[01:33] Pino
This is a surprise.
[01:35] Pino
I never expected you to help me clean.
[01:38] Jashin
It's not that I'm helping you or anything.
[01:42] Jashin
I just got to thinking...
It really is fall now.
[01:50] Jashin
There! That should be more than enough.
[01:53] Jashin
You can call it a day now. Thanks!
[01:56] Pino
Suspicious... Is she plotting something evil?
[02:16] Jashin
Burn! Burn!
[02:18] Jashin
Tonight's dinner is Yurine
roasted over fallen leaves!
[02:24] Pino
Fires in the building
are strictly prohibited.
[02:27] Jashin
Huh?
[02:36] Jashin
You don't toast marshmallows. They aren't
"toasted." They allow themselves to toast.
[02:41] Jashin
Let us accept the power
of Marshmallow-sama.
SIGN Ja
SIGN Ja
SIGN Ja
SIGN Ja
SIGN Ja
SIGN Ja
SIGN Ja
SIGN Ja
SIGN Ja
SIGN Ja
SIGN Ja
SIGN Ja
SIGN Ja
[02:52] Jashin
Piping hot cocoa and toasted
marshmallows. Nothing beats it!
[03:00] Jashin
What is it, Beth? You want some, too?
[03:06] Jashin
Scared of fire, are you?
[03:08] Jashin
Beast of Hell or not,
I guess a beast's still a beast.
[03:13] Jashin
I have no fear of fire.
[03:15] Jashin
I will trample right over these flames.
[03:17] Jashin
How's this? Amazing, right?
[03:19] Jashin
A strong devil like me doesn't
even feel the heat from the flames!
SIGN ° Don't try this at home
[03:25] Jashin
Hey! My tail and hair are on fire!
[03:27] Jashin
Hot! Hot! Hot! Hot! Hot!
[03:34] Jashin
That was a close call.
SIGN Beth
[03:48] Jashin
Wait, wait, wait! This is bad!
[03:50] Jashin
It's burning! It's burning!
[03:52] Jashin
Water! Water!
[04:05] Jashin
Wait! This is not the time to be spacing out!
[04:07] Jashin
Quick! Quick! Gotta put it out quick!
SIGN Flop
[04:15] Jashin
H-How could this happen?
SIGN Ja
SIGN Ja
SIGN Ja
SIGN Ja
[04:21] Jashin
Can I put it out with hot cocoa?
SIGN Ja
SIGN Ja
SIGN Ja
[04:23] Jashin
Nope.
[04:24] Jashin
There's a sweet smell
coming from it now, though!
[04:27] Jashin
What am I supposed to do?!
SIGN Beth
[04:29] Jashin
Please, just go out! I'm begging you!
SIGN Beth
[04:33] Jashin
It's no use. The fire's
just going to get bigger.
[04:36] Jashin
Sorry, Pino...
[04:38] Jashin
It's probably going to burn down.
[04:41] Jashin
It's all over!
[04:44] Yusa
Oh, my.
[04:46] Jashin
Yusa! Koji!
[04:48] DevilA
You called?
[04:49] Jashin
Perfect timing!
[04:51] Jashin
I need your help because reasons!
[04:55] Yusa
For goodness' sake...
[04:56] Yusa
I suppose I must.
SIGN Beth
SIGN Beth
SIGN Beth
[05:11] Jashin
You saved my skin!
[05:17] Yusa
"If we hadn't come to visit, she would
have been in big trouble," she says.
[05:24] Jashin
Yeah, you're right about that.
SIGN Beth
[05:27] Jashin
I owe you one.
[05:29] Jashin
Don't tell Yurine about this, okay?
[05:32] Jashin
She'd be furious.
[05:34] Jashin
Okay?
SIGN Grovel
[05:43] Jashin
A simple task.
[05:56] Jashin
How's that? Too hard? Too soft?
[05:59] Jashin
Oh! Are you thirsty? Here you go!
[06:02] Yurine
They're awfully buddy-buddy today.
SIGN DAI
SIGN Kanda
SIGN DAI
SIGN Kanda
SIGN DAI
SIGN Kanda
SIGN DAI
SIGN Kanda
SIGN Daimaru-yaki Tea Shop
SIGN Daimaru-yaki Tea Shop
SIGN Daimaru-yaki Tea Shop
SIGN DAI
SIGN Kanda
SIGN DAI
SIGN Kanda
SIGN DAI
SIGN Kanda
[06:13] Guy
Our Daimaru-yaki are great when fresh,
[06:16] Guy
but they keep, so it'll still be good
even if you let it rest for a week.
[06:20] Kyon
Rest for a week?
SIGN One Week Later
[06:37] KyonRan
Hao chi!
[06:43] Jashin
Koji worked me like a slave
last time, and it was humiliating!
[06:47] Jashin
And it's all because Yurine is
way too scary when she's mad!
[06:51] Jashin
Huh? Where am I, anyway?
[06:55] Jashin
I was so irritated, I just kept
walking without paying attention.
[07:11] Yurine
Huh?
[07:14] Yurine
What is this thing?
[07:17] Yurine
A statue of Jashin-chan?
[07:20] Yurine
Who'd make something so tasteless?
[07:24] Yurine
It sure is well-made, though.
[07:27] Yurine
Looks just like her.
[07:35] Jashin
She really didn't notice!
[07:37] Jashin
This may look like a statue,
but it's actually me!
[07:41] Jashin
I'll get her to let her guard down,
and when I spy an opening,
[07:44] Jashin
I'll use the gun hidden in
my belly pocket to shoot her!
[07:48] (Flashback) Jashin
If you'll lend me your gun, I'll stay
in your collection for three days!
[07:53] (Flashback) Mei
Deal! Here you go!
[07:54] Jashin
I don't want to be part of Mei's collection,
but it's a small sacrifice for a great payoff.
[07:59] Jashin
I'll finish her off with this gun.
[08:02] Yurine
Oh, I forgot to buy that book.
[08:06] Jashin
Huh? You're going out?
[08:14] Jashin
It won't be easy to wait here
in this pose the whole time.
[08:19] Jashin
I guess I'll move around a little.
[08:23] Yurine
That book doesn't go on sale until next week.
[08:26] Yurine
Glad I remembered before
I went to the bookstore.
[08:29] Jashin
Did she do that on purpose?
No, surely not. This disguise is perfect!
[08:36] Yurine
Has its pose changed since I stepped out?
[08:40] Yurine
Maybe it's my imagination.
[08:48] Yurine
Tape Sphector.
[08:52] Jashin
That's the name I've always found the
funniest in the whole human realm.
[08:57] DevilA
A band from Kansai with
foreign ties: Eeyarosmith.
[09:03] Yurine
I feel like it just laughed.
[09:05] DevilA
What's a TV announcer's
least favorite town? Kanda.
[09:11] Jashin
It's no use! I can't hold it in!
[09:16] Jashin
Oh, it hurts!
[09:24] Jashin
Forget this!
[09:25] Jashin
I don't care if she knows!
[09:27] Jashin
I'm gonna kill her with this gun!
[09:29] Jashin
Dinner tonight is Yurine honeycomb stew!
[09:35] Jashin
Huh?
[09:37] Jashin
What? Huh? Huh?
[09:43] Yurine
I saw through all of it.
[09:45] Jashin
What do you mean?!
[09:46] Yurine
I thought you might try this, so I bought
Mei-san off before you got to her.
[09:51] Yurine
I told her to just give
you some random thing
[09:55] Yurine
in exchange for having her
way with you for a week.
[09:59] Jashin
What?!
[10:01] Jashin
Just what the heck are you?
[10:03] Jashin
A psychic? Are you Mami?!
[10:06] Jashin
I can't beat you! No matter
what I do, I can't beat you!
[10:10] Yurine
Anyway, it's not like a police officer
would just give someone their gun.
[10:15] Mei
Orochimaru!
[10:17] Mei
You didn't come over, so I came to get you!
[10:21] Mei
Well, I'll be taking her now,
as we agreed, Yurine-chan.
[10:24] Yurine
Go right ahead.
[10:27] Jashin
Wait... No!
[10:29] Mei
Be good now. You'll be having
so much fun soon enough!
[10:31] Jashin
Let go of me!
[10:38] Kyon
An eye for an eye, and a haniwa for a...
[10:41] Kyon
...hao!
[10:44] Jashin
Having to be in Mei's collection
for a week was humiliating!
[10:49] Jashin
But being freed from housework gave me
time to make some progress in my game.
[10:54] Jashin
I'll kill the final boss in no time!
[10:57] Jashin
I'm home!
[10:59] Yurine
Welcome back.
[11:01] Yurine
That sure went quick.
[11:03] Jashin
It did not! I was gone for a whole week!
[11:07] Yurine
Well, enough about that.
Come rub my shoulders.
[11:15] Yurine
Don't spend all your time playing games.
[11:17] Jashin
I was in the middle of
fighting the final boss!
[11:20] Yurine
I only put it in sleep mode.
[11:23] Jashin
I was about to beat it, too...
[11:28] Jashin
Oh, fine.
[11:30] Jashin
I swear... Yurine's so selfish...
[11:33] Yurine
Harder.
[11:35] Jashin
Yeah, yeah.
[11:37] Jashin
Wait a minute...
[11:39] Jashin
I'm behind Yurine right now!
[11:42] Jashin
That means I could land an
attack on her at any time!
[11:47] Jashin
All right. Time to try out
my new deadly move.
[11:50] Jashin
Turning your back on me
was a mistake, Yurine.
[11:55] Jashin
Die!
[11:56] Jashin
Chop!
[11:58] Jashin
Jashin-chan Chop!
Jashin-chan Chop! Jashin-chan Chop!
[12:00] Jashin
Jashin-chan Spinal Cord Punch!
Jashin-chan Spinal Cord Punch!
[12:02] Jashin
Jashin-chan Spinal Cord Punch!
[12:04] Jashin
Drop dead, Yurine!
[12:05] Jashin
Tonight's dinner is minced Yurine!
[12:08] Jashin
Divine punishment!
[12:11] Yurine
That's perfect.
[12:13] Jashin
What?!
[12:14] Jashin
My Chop and even my
Spinal Cord Punch did nothing?!
[12:18] Jashin
Or more like they did something*,
just the wrong thing!
[12:21] Jashin
Impossible!
[12:23] Yurine
Jashin-chan, this is how you do a chop.
[12:29] Yurine
Yurine Chop!
[12:33] Jashin
B-Both sides of my collarbone are broken...
[12:37] Yurine
You're so brittle. Are you
getting enough calcium?
[12:41] Jashin
Do you have steel beams
in your hands or something?
[12:46] Jashin
It'll take at least half a day for
my broken collarbone to heal.
[12:49] Yurine
It'll heal in half a day, though?
[12:51] Jashin
I heal faster than a human,
but I feel pain just the same!
[12:55] Yurine
That's too bad. I guess you
can't play your game now.
[12:58] Jashin
Forget the game. I can't
prepare dinner, either.
[13:01] Yurine
Aw, come on. Will yourself to heal
faster and get dinner ready.
[13:06] Yurine
I don't like it when dinner's late.
[13:09] Jashin
It's times like this when
you should make it yourself!
[13:11] Yurine
First things first...
[13:13] Yurine
I'll finish this game and
watch the ending for you.
[13:16] Jashin
Stop! Please don't!
SIGN Kissho
Bunsendo
SIGN Kissho
Bunsendo
SIGN Kissho
Bunsendo
SIGN Kissho
Bunsendo
SIGN Kissho
Bunsendo
SIGN Kissho
Bunsendo
SIGN Pack
of 10
SIGN yen
SIGN Fresh Moon/Roman
SIGN Pack
of 12
SIGN yen
SIGN Fresh Moon/Roman
[13:22] Kyon
Fresh Moon...
[13:24] Kyon
Moon?
[13:25] Kyon
Mooncakes?
[13:32] KyonRan
Hao chi!
[13:36] Jashin
I didn't get to see the ending!
[13:39] Jashin
That's the saddest part of all this!
[13:41] Jashin
At this point, I'll do whatever I have
to do to put Yurine in her place!
[13:48] Guy
All right... Okay, over here.
SIGN That's a big hole.
[13:52] Minos
It's dangerous. Be careful not to fall in.
[13:55] Guy
Over here, over here!
[13:56] Jashin
A hole?
[13:56] Guy
No, not over there!
[13:57] Jashin
A hole.
[13:58] Guy
Oh, thank you!
[13:59] Jashin
A hole, huh?
[14:00] Guy
Over here, over here!
[14:03] Pekola
I'm exhausted.
[14:05] Pekola
Man, night shifts are rough...
[14:10] Pekola
What could that be?
[14:12] Pekola
What? There's a huge
hole in front of my house.
[14:17] Pekola
What in the world...
[14:20] Pekola
It's you! What are you doing down there?
[14:24] Jashin
Can't you tell? I'm digging a pitfall.
[14:28] Pekola
Why are you doing that?
And you're digging it so deep...
[14:33] Pekola
But... how are you going to get out of there?
[14:41] Jashin
I didn't think about that.
[14:44] Jashin
Help me, Pekola!
[14:46] Pekola
I would rather not help a devil,
but I suppose I have no choice.
[14:53] Jashin
Your whip saved me!
[14:56] Pekola
I don't carry a whip around
with me all the time, you know.
[14:59] Jashin
Good thing I decided to
dig in front of your house.
[15:02] Pekola
And just why were you digging a pitfall?
[15:05] Jashin
Well, you see...
[15:08] Jashin
I'm gonna drop Yurine into it and kill her!
[15:11] Pekola
What?!
[15:13] Jashin
Yurine! There's a mandragora
blooming over here!
[15:17] Yurine
Really? Why is there one
in front of Pekola's house?
[15:23] Jashin
Ha! You fell!
[15:28] Yurine
You tricked me!
[15:30] Yurine
Ouch. I twisted my ankle.
[15:33] Yurine
Help me, Jashin-chan!
[15:35] Jashin
Nope!
[15:37] Jashin
You're going to die down there.
[15:39] Jashin
This big rock will turn you into mincemeat.
[15:43] Jashin
Die, Yurine.
[15:44] Jashin
Dinner tonight is Yurine burgers!
[15:50] Jashin
Just like that.
[15:52] Pekola
How cruel.
[15:56] Jashin
Okay, I've covered up the hole.
[16:00] Jashin
All I need to do now is call Yurine over.
[16:04] Chiba
Ow, ow, ow.
[16:06] Ozaki
I can't believe we headbanged so hard
at that concert, we got whiplash.
[16:10] Chiba
I offered up my neck to Noel-chan.
[16:15] DevilA
They are suffering from neck sprains,
also known as "whiplash."
[16:20] DevilA
It has no connection to this kind of whip.
[16:23] DevilA
X!
[16:26] Yurine
What's going on, Jashin-chan?
Why'd you call me here out of the blue?
[16:30] Yurine
Hello, Pekola.
[16:32] Pekola
Hanazono Yurine...
[16:34] Jashin
Get this! I found a mandragora
blooming in front of Pekola's house!
[16:39] Yurine
Oh? Then, Pekola has already
found it herself by now, right?
[16:44] Yurine
What's all this about?
[16:46] Jashin
Come on, Yurine! Bring it on!
[16:50] Yurine
What now?
[16:52] Yurine
You're being kind of aggravating.
[16:55] Pekola
The way this is going,
Hanazono Yurine is about to...
[17:00] (Flashback) Yurine
Here's a lunch for you, Pekola.
[17:02] (Flashback) Takahashi
Let's get to the job site, part-timer!
[17:05] (Flashback) Yurine
It's been getting colder,
hasn't it? I brought you a scarf.
[17:09] (Flashback) Takahashi
You've got a shift today, part-timer.
[17:12] (Flashback) Yurine
Pekola... Pekola... Pekola...
[17:13] (Flashback) Takahashi
Part-timer! Part-timer! Part-timer!
[17:17] (Flashback) Takahashi
Part-timer...
[17:19] Pekola
Why did someone who has nothing
to do with this spring to mind?
[17:23] Pekola
That's not what this is about!
SIGN Wham
SIGN Wham
[17:25] Pekola
Watch out!
SIGN Wham
[17:33] Yurine
A pitfall?
[17:34] Pekola
Ouch.
[17:36] Jashin
Hey! Why'd you have to go and do that?!
[17:40] Jashin
I was one step away
from finally killing Yurine!
[17:43] Jashin
Do you have any idea how hard
I worked for this, you stupid fallen angel?!
[17:51] Pekola
Shameful...
[17:52] Pekola
What a shameful display...
[17:56] Yurine
Oh, so that's what this was.
[18:00] Jashin
Y-You've got it all wrong.
[18:03] Jashin
Pekola dug this hole to live in, see...
[18:11] Jashin
Please forgive me, Yurine!
[18:14] Jashin
I'll do anything!
[18:16] Yurine
Dinner tonight is burgers made
from minced Jashin-chan.
[18:21] Jashin
Please don't!
SIGN Please Don't
SIGN Please Don't
SIGN Please Don't
SIGN Please Don't
[18:26] Ran
This is fun!
[18:32] Kyon
When we went to Hell Zoo...
[18:35] Kyon
If I hadn't been distracted
by the slow loris...
[18:39] Kyon
If I'd come back immediately...
[18:41] Kyon
Maybe I could have prevented
you from becoming a panda.
[18:46] Ran
You're bringing that up again?
[18:48] Ran
It's fine.
[18:50] Ran
A lot happened, but we're
here now, helping each other.
[18:54] Ran
And it's not like I hate
pandas now or anything.
[18:57] Ran
Besides...
[18:59] Ran
I totally agree that slow
lorises are super cute!
SIGN Hao
[19:03] Kyon
Right?
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SIGN Hell School
SIGN Regular
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SIGN Okay, we will now begin the test.
SIGN Name
SIGN Jashin-chan
SIGN Problem 1
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SIGN (1) The chimpanzee,
Doctor Zira, and
her fiancé _____.
SIGN (2) After being
betrayed,
Ben-Hur swears
revenge against
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commander
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SIGN (3) The game that
made arcade games
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[19:13] Jashin
This is a piece of cake.
[19:15] Jashin
Ah!
[19:16] Jashin
Roddy was the name of the actor.
SIGN Roddy
[19:19] Jashin
The answer is Cornelius.
[19:21] Jashin
Eraser, eraser...
[19:24] Jashin
It's not here.
[19:25] Jashin
I forgot my eraser!
[19:28] Jashin
Can I just write over it*
to make it look right?
SIGN Roddy
SIGN Corne
[19:32] Jashin
Yeah, not happening.
SIGN Regular
Test
[19:35] Jashin
Maybe I should tell the teacher...
[19:36] Jashin
Oh, yeah! I still have that!
SIGN Rustle
Rustle
SIGN Rustle
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SIGN Rustle
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SIGN Rustle
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SIGN Rustle
Rustle
[19:41] Jashin
The slow loris eraser I got from
a capsule machine yesterday.
[19:44] Jashin
I'm glad I held on to this.
SIGN Roddy
SIGN Corne
[19:48] Jashin
Come on...
SIGN Roddy
SIGN Corne
[19:50] Jashin
It's not erasing it!
It's just making it all messy!
[19:54] Jashin
And the slow loris eraser
is all smudged now, too...
SIGN Animal
SIGN Animal
SIGN Animal
SIGN Erasers
SIGN Series 2
SIGN Slow Loris
SIGN Sand Cat
SIGN Elephant
SIGN Tibetan Fox
SIGN Giraffe
SIGN Collect All 5
[19:58] Jashin
You're an eraser, aren't you?!
That's what it said on the machine!
SIGN Erase
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[20:02] Jashin
Darn it, erase!
SIGN Rip
SIGN Rip
SIGN Rip
SIGN Rip
SIGN Rip
[20:06] Jashin
Damn you, slow loris!
SIGN Gnash
[20:12] Jashin
I have to patch it up.
[20:14] Jashin
I don't have any glue or tape, though.
[20:17] Jashin
Hm, I think I know what to use.
SIGN m 0 0 b 0 0 0 0 0 0 b 0 0 0 0 0 0 b 0 0 0 0 0 0 l 75 0 b 76 0 77 0 77 1 l 78 53 b 78 54 77 55 75 55 l -1 55 b -2 55 -2 53 -2 53 l -3 3 b -3 2 -2 0 0 0
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Lunch She Bought
at the School
Store to Eat Early
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SIGN Stick
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SIGN Jashin-chan? What's the matter?
SIGN Regular
Test
[20:32] Jashin
O-Oh, nothing...
[20:38] Jashin
There. All patched up nicely,
if I do say so myself.
[20:42] Jashin
I could make a living out
of this when I grow up.
[20:45] Jashin
I could be a ripped-paper fixer.
SIGN Okay, time's up.
SIGN Collect all the tests, starting at the back.
[20:53] Jashin
It's... over?
[20:58] Jashin
I got so caught up in fixing the paper,
I didn't even answer the first question!
[21:03] Jashin
I should've moved on to the next question
instead of getting hung up on that mistake...
SIGN Jashin-chan, collect your row's tests.
[21:11] Medusa
Jashin-chan, what's wrong?
[21:13] Jashin
Roddy...
[21:15] Jashin
Roddy...
[21:18] Jashin
Did my life just flash before my eyes?
[21:20] Jashin
Oh, that's right. I'm about
to be crushed by a boulder.
[21:25] Jashin
A hint on how to get out of this situation
must've been hidden in that memory.
[21:30] Jashin
Yes, the answer is...
[21:33] Jashin
Roddy!
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[21:35] Yurine
I think you mean Cornelius.
[21:37] Pekola
I have no idea what that means.
[23:10] Hanako
I'm Kasugai Hanako. I'll be living
with all of you from now on.
[23:14] Hanako
It's nice to meet you.
[23:16] Hanako
Nice to meet you, Lierre-chan.
[23:19] Lierre
You're...
[23:20] Lierre
What are you doing here?!
[23:22] Hanako
That's still a secret for now.
[23:25] Hanako
Next time on Dropkick
on My Devil!! X, episode 5:
[23:29] Hanako
"To Love and Be Loved by Thirty Million."
[23:32] Hanako
Let's all enjoy watching together.
[23:34] Hanako
Right, Lierre-chan?
E5 - To Love and Be Loved by Thirty Million
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SIGN Beth
[00:07] Jashin
What?!
SIGN Yeah, my mother's coming by soon to see how I'm doing.
[00:13] Jashin
Persephone-sensei is coming to see me?
SIGN I said she's coming to see me!
[00:18] Jashin
Sensei is my teacher, my parent,
my sister, and my daughter.
[00:26] Minos
Uh, I think you were fine up until "sister"...
[00:29] Jashin
I have to show her just how magnificently
I'm doing in the human realm!
[00:33] Yurine
You sure are fired up.
[00:35] Yurine
This Sensei was a pretty big
presence in your life, huh?
[00:38] Minos
Jashin-chan never listens to anyone,
but she'd always do what Sensei said.
[00:45] Jashin
Sh-She's here!
[00:48] Jashin
I'm so glad you're here, Sensei!
[00:55] Miku
Miku Delivery Service!
[00:59] Jashin
You got my hopes up!
[01:02] Miku
Thank ya!
[01:07] Miku
Next stop, that elderly couple.
[01:10] Jashin
I hope they get a chocolate cake.
[01:16] Jashin
It was just a delivery.
[01:18] Jashin
Wait, is she in this box?!
SIGN Amason
[01:21] Minos
I seriously doubt that.
[01:23] Jashin
Oh, I can't wait to see Sensei!
[01:26] Medusa
I wonder when she'll get here.
[01:28] Jashin
Ah, I hope it's soon!
[03:02] Yurine
So...
[03:03] Jashin
Yeah...
[03:05] Jashin
That black shadow in the corner, right?
[03:08] Medusa
It's been there for a long time...
[03:11] Medusa
What the heck is it?
[03:13] Jashin
While we were talking about it,
it's started to take shape!
SIGN It took a while to materialize that time...
[03:25] Three
S-Sensei?!
SIGN Mother!
[03:26] Yurine
Huh?!
SIGN I bet you never thought that shadow would turn into your teacher, huh?
SIGN I wanted to surprise you,
SIGN so I used a trick I can only use once every hundred year—
[03:38] Jashin
Sensei—
SIGN I-I used too much power. Let me rest for a bit, please?
[03:46] DevilA
Kitsune-sama!
SIGN Thanks. I feel better now.
SIGN Nice to meet you. I'm Jashin-chan's teacher, Persephone.
SIGN You must be Yurine-chan.
SIGN Thank you for taking care of Jashin-chan.
SIGN I have something for you.
SIGN It's a knuckleduster made from my pet Cerberus's claw.
SIGN I heard that you liked weapons.
[04:15] Yurine
It's so cool. The coolest thing ever.
[04:19] Yurine
Oh, I didn't introduce myself yet.
I'm Hanazono Yurine.
[04:23] Yurine
That sure was an unusual way
to make an appearance.
SIGN It'd be boring if I just walked in normally, wouldn't it?
[04:29] Medusa
You're as playful as ever, Sensei!
[04:32] Minos
So true.
[04:33] Jashin
But that weird entrance dulled my
emotional reaction to seeing you again.
SIGN Good to see you again, Jashin-chan. Have you been well?
[04:42] Jashin
Sensei!
[04:44] Jashin
I missed you so much!
SIGN I hear you haven't been able to beat Yurine-chan at all.
[04:52] Jashin
Well, I mean... It's not that I can't...
It's more like I've been letting her win...
[04:57] Jashin
It just seems childish to totally
let loose on a human, you know?
[05:02] Jashin
Also, it wouldn't be like this if you'd
properly taught me your dropkick!
SIGN What? But I taught you it.
[05:09] Jashin
Huh?! You taught me nothing!
SIGN Dropkick on My Devil
SIGN It was in Volume 8 of the manga!
[05:14] Jashin
Who cares about that? It wasn't in the anime!
SIGN Well, that's because I'm treated like an afterthought in the anime!
[05:21] Yurine
Talk about meta.
SIGN Either way, it's just a feeling I get,
SIGN but I don't think you can beat Yurine-chan, so just give up.
[05:29] Jashin
B-But didn't you always tell me to never
give up on a fight until the very end?!
SIGN I also taught you the importance of knowing when to quit.
[05:37] Jashin
Well, then, Sensei...
[05:40] Jashin
You can fight this woman with me!
[05:43] Yurine
"This woman"?
[05:45] Jashin
U-Uh, I mean, "this young lady"...
[05:49] Yurine
No pointing!
[05:51] Jashin
My finger! My finger!
[05:54] Jashin
My chicken finger!
[05:55] Yurine
Chicken fingers are just
your favorite food lately.
[05:58] Minos
When all's said and done,
they're pretty good buddies.
[06:01] Minos
Uh-huh.
SIGN Still, it's a good thing to challenge yourself,
SIGN so keep working hard until you're able to beat her.
[06:09] Jashin
So do I work hard, or do I give up?
SIGN Well, I'll be taking my leave now.
SIGN Aw, already?
SIGN Don't worry. I'll be back.
SIGN The Hell Board of Education ordered me to live here for a while.
SIGN They want me to study how human children live, too.
SIGN Yay!
[06:31] Minos
That's great news, Per-chan.
[06:33] Yurine
By the way, where will you be staying?
SIGN An orphanage called Iron Commando.
SIGN I came to the human realm today to introduce myself there.
SIGN When everything's all set up for my stay here, I'll come visit again.
SIGN See you then.
[06:53] Medusa
It sounds like Sensei will be here for
a while. Isn't that great, Jashin-chan?
[06:57] Jashin
Forget that. Buy me some chicken fingers.
[07:00] Yurine
Hm, I think the Chicken Finger
orphanage is where Lierre is, right?
[07:10] Yurine
Wait, it's not Chicken Finger!
It's Iron Commando!
[07:14] Yurine
Your idiocy is contagious!
[07:16] Jashin
Smirk.
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pretty colors
[07:23] Lierre
What is this apprehension I feel?
[07:25] Daichi
Are you okay, Lierre-chan?
[07:27] Daichi
Your lips are blue.
[07:29] Lierre
Huh? Oh, uh, my lips have
always been blue, I think...
[07:33] Daichi
No, they haven't!
[07:35] Daichi
What's wrong? You're acting funny.
[07:37] Lierre
I'm fine.
[07:39] Sensei
Okay, can I have everyone's attention?
SIGN I'm Kasugai Hanako, and I'll be living with you all starting today. I hope we'll be friends.
[07:46] Kid1
Ooh, someone new!
[07:48] Kid2
How old are you?
[07:52] Lierre
That's where my apprehension was coming from!
[07:55] Daichi
Lierre-chan?
SIGN What's this?
SIGN You're a bit pale. Are you all right?
[08:03] Lierre
Wh-What are you doing—
[08:07] Lierre
Oops.
[08:08] Daichi
Sensei! Lierre-chan's face
and lips are really pale!
[08:13] Sensei
Oh, you're right.
She should go rest in your room.
SIGN I'll take her.
SIGN Come, Lierre-chan, let's go.
SIGN Daichi and Lierre's Room
[08:28] Lierre
What's the meaning of this, Persephone?
[08:31] Lierre
Did Hell order you to keep an eye on me?
[08:34] Lierre
I came here of my own free will.
Heaven has no part in it.
SIGN We haven't seen each other in so long. Be a little happier.
SIGN I only came here to study how children in the human realm live.
SIGN It just happened to be in the same place as you.
[08:51] Lierre
I wonder about that.
[08:54] Lierre
Wh-What?
SIGN Anyway, that's quite the cute form you've taken.
SIGN It reminds me of when we were kids.
[09:04] Lierre
C-Cut it out!
[09:05] Lierre
I have no pleasant memories of you!
SIGN Did you really have to say that to your best friend?
[09:13] Lierre
That was when you were in Heaven.
[09:19] Lierre
I have no best friend in Hell.
[09:25] Lierre
Well, for now, we can set aside our respective
reasons for being in the human realm.
SIGN Too Short for a Sash
[09:31] Lierre
I'm living here as a child.
Just keep that in mind.
[09:36] Lierre
I don't want to cause trouble
for the humans here.
SIGN I know.
[09:43] Daichi
Lierre-chan!
[09:46] Daichi
Are you feeling okay?
[09:48] Lierre
Yeah. All better now.
[09:49] Daichi
Oh, good! I was worried
'cause your lips were so blue.
[09:53] Lierre
Were they really that blue?
[09:55] Daichi
They were bluer than blue!
[09:57] Daichi
See? They weren't blue to start with!
[10:04] Daichi
Thank you, Hanako-san!
[10:06] Daichi
You say it, too, Lierre-chan!
[10:08] Lierre
Th-Thank you so much.
SIGN You're welcome.
SIGN Well, I'll be going now.
SIGN If you ever feel ill again, tell me right away, okay?
SIGN Lierre-chan.
[10:27] Daichi
Thank goodness Hanako-san
is such a nice person!
[10:29] Lierre
Y-Yeah.
[10:32] Lierre
This has turned into a real mess.
And worst of all...
[10:32] Daichi
She's pretty, she's nice...
I want to be like her!
[10:35] Lierre
It's humiliating that I have to
act like a child in front of her!
[10:40] Daichi
Lierre-chan, your lips are
starting to turn blue again.
SIGN m 0 10 l 100 0 100 100 0 100
SIGN Orphanage
Iron Commando
[10:46] Daichi
Lierre-chan!
[10:48] Daichi
I found something really funny! Come see!
[10:51] Lierre
Something funny?
[10:54] Jashin
My funny tail's white, too!
[10:59] Daichi
There it is!
[11:01] Lierre
Huh?! Why is there a panda
ride in a place like this?!
[11:05] Daichi
Isn't it funny? It's the only one here.
[11:10] Lierre
J-Just one of them in a place like this?
[11:14] Lierre
That's hilarious!
[11:16] Daichi
You wanna ride it too, right?
[11:18] Lierre
I do!
[11:20] Lierre
Wait, no. If I got all giddy over something
like this, I'd be a human child for real.
[11:25] Lierre
No, I only look like a child right now.
It wouldn't be so weird for me to ride it, right?
[11:31] Jashin
Hey, you two.
[11:33] Jashin
It's five o'clock.
Little kids should be at home.
[11:36] Daichi
You just want to ride it
yourself, Jashin-chan!
[11:40] Jashin
You got it.
[11:43] Jashin
Up we go!
[11:45] Jashin
Go on, get outta here!
[11:47] Jashin
Ah, this is so fun!
[11:49] Jashin
Has anything ever been this fun? Nope!
[11:55] Daichi
Let's go, Lierre-chan.
[11:57] Lierre
Y-Yeah.
[12:09] DevilA
The next morning!
[12:12] Lierre
I didn't get to ride the panda
yesterday because of her.
[12:16] Lierre
But I am actually an adult, so I guess
not riding it was the right choice.
[12:21] Lierre
But maybe I'll go check it out again!
[12:24] Lierre
I mean, it's not about whether
I ride it or not! It's just to check it out!
[12:31] Jashin
I knew you'd be back.
[12:35] Lierre
What are you doing here so early?
[12:38] Lierre
Have you been on that thing all this time?
[12:40] Jashin
I went home, then came back bright and early...
[12:43] Jashin
to make sure you couldn't ride this panda!
[12:48] Jashin
I saw how badly you
wanted to ride it yesterday.
[12:52] Jashin
So I'm not gonna let you ride it that easily!
[12:55] Lierre
Wha—
[12:56] Lierre
Why would you do that?
[12:58] Jashin
I can't beat you in hand-to-hand combat.
[13:02] Jashin
So I'm doing this to torment
you mentally instead.
[13:05] Jashin
Pretty mean of me, right?
[13:08] Jashin
I'm a devil, after all.
[13:11] Jashin
If you want to ride it,
try getting here earlier than me.
[13:14] Lierre
I-I just had a momentary
mental lapse yesterday.
[13:18] Lierre
I won't take part in such a ridiculous game.
[13:21] Lierre
So long.
[13:28] DevilA
Early next morning...
[13:36] Lierre
Hup!
[13:38] Lierre
Not being able to ride it
makes me want to even more!
[13:40] Lierre
I want to ride that panda
so unbelievably bad right now!
[13:45] Lierre
She'd never expect me to be there
this early in the morning, right?
[13:51] Jashin
Did you think just showing up
at dawn would be good enough?
[13:54] Jashin
How naïve.
[13:58] Jashin
It was written all over your face yesterday
that you'd come here at dawn today.
[14:03] Jashin
So I spent the night here.
I slept in that sleeping bag over there.
[14:07] Jashin
If you'll admit that I've won
this game, I might let you ride.
[14:11] Lierre
I'll never say that!
[14:13] Lierre
There was never any need for me
to go easy on a devil in the first place!
[14:18] Lierre
I'll move you by force!
[14:20] Jashin
Huh?
[14:23] Jashin
Ow.
[14:26] Jashin
Wow, I got knocked off of it.
[14:29] Jashin
She knocked me off by force,
the most barbaric method possible.
[14:33] Jashin
I'm disgusted, frankly.
[14:37] Jashin
I don't even care anymore. I'm going home.
[14:51] Lierre
Was riding this worth
making her so disgusted?
[14:55] Lierre
She's the one who was tormenting me!
This makes me look like the bad guy!
SIGN How strange that there's only one ride in a place like this.
[15:05] Lierre
Persephone! Why are you here?!
SIGN It's so early in the morning, and you were gone.
SIGN I got worried and came looking for you.
SIGN What teacher wouldn't do that?
[15:17] Lierre
Well, uh...
[15:20] Lierre
I-It's not what you think!
SIGN Kids do love playground rides like these. How nostalgic.
SIGN We rode a Pegasus one in Heaven all the time.
SIGN AC
[15:39] Clerk
Welcome!
[15:42] Pekola
Lierre-sama, what are you ordering?
[15:44] Lierre
Let's see... I'll have...
SIGN Unhappy Meal
SIGN Main
SIGN Side
SIGN Drink (S)
SIGN Help me!
SIGN Green onions!
SIGN Patra-chan and Hatsune Miku figures
SIGN Today Only!!
SIGN 2 toys to choose from!
[15:50] Lierre
Th-This is...
[15:52] Lierre
It comes with a figure of Patra-chan
being burned at the stake? I want it!
[15:55] Lierre
And the offer ends today!
[15:59] Lierre
No, no! I can't drool over it
in front of my subordinates!
[16:02] Lierre
It'd tarnish my dignity as their superior!
[16:05] Lierre
A cheeseburger meal with an iced coffee.
[16:08] Clerk
Sure!
[16:09] Lierre
I look like a child,
but I am an adult, after all.
[16:15] DevilA
Today, Lierre graduates from the
Unhappy Meal she loved so much.
SIGN Unhappy Meal Graduation Ceremony
[16:23] Poporon
That really surprised me, though.
[16:26] Poporon
I had no idea you and Persephone,
the Queen of Hell, used to be friends.
[16:31] Lierre
That's because I never
told you three about it.
[16:35] Lierre
Besides, it's been a long, long time
since she was in Heaven.
[16:39] Pekola
Why'd Persephone end up goin' to Hell?
SIGN Munch
SIGN Munch
SIGN Munch
[16:43] Lierre
Are you eating or talking? Pick one!
[16:46] Lierre
It's hard to say.
[16:48] Lierre
Heaven can be suffocating with all its
strict rules. Maybe she just got tired of it.
[16:54] Girl
Miku has so many green onions stuck in her!
[16:57] Boy
Patra-chan's sweating like crazy!
[16:59] Mom
That's nice.
[17:01] Lierre
That kid has the "burning at the stake" figure!
[17:06] Lierre
Seeing someone else with it
just makes me want it more!
[17:08] Lierre
Maybe I didn't need to put
on the tough superior act?
[17:13] Pekola
I finished mine.
[17:15] Poporon
Stop looking like the
world's coming to an end.
[17:19] Poporon
You can have mine.
[17:21] Pekola
Thank you!
[17:23] Poporon
What's wrong, Pino?
You've been quiet this whole time.
[17:26] Pino
I don't believe it.
[17:28] Pino
I refuse to believe you just
happened to be together!
[17:31] Pino
You wanted to be certain
you could get rid of us,
[17:34] Pino
so you called an old friend
from Hell to help you.
[17:38] Lierre
What are you talking about?
[17:40] Lierre
I have friends in Heaven.
Why would I need to call one in Hell?
[17:44] Pino
You lie! I know that's what's going on!
[17:48] Pino
I won't just go down quietly.
[17:50] Pino
I'll gouge out your eyeballs!
[17:54] Pekola
Stop, Pino!
[17:59] Ozaki
She screamed!
[18:03] Chiba
She screamed again!
SIGN Reiwa Traditional Chinese
SIGN Stomach Medicine
[18:06] Pekola
Have you calmed down now?
[18:09] Pino
I'm done for...
[18:12] Pino
Hanazono-san, please help me...
[18:14] Poporon
And now she's crying.
SIGN Oh?
SIGN If it isn't Lierre.
SIGN Hi!
[18:21] Pekola
Speak of the devil.
SIGN We came 'cause today's the last day you can get the "Patra-chan burning at the stake" figure.
[18:28] Lierre
Must be nice being a child.
[18:31] Lierre
They don't have to be shy about
choosing the Unhappy Meal.
SIGN Jashin-chan said to buy it and be back in five minutes, so we gotta hurry! Bye!
[18:40] Poporon
That's not possible.
[18:41] Pekola
Well, shall we take our leave, too?
[18:44] Poporon
Oh, no! The restaurant starts
getting busy around this time!
[18:48] Pino
Hanazono-san...
SIGN AC
[18:50] Clerk
Thank you for dropping in!
[18:56] Lierre
So long, "Patra-chan burning at the stake."
SIGN Lierre.
SIGN Here. This is what you wanted, isn't it?
[19:11] Lierre
The "burning at the stake" figure...
SIGN Be back at the orphanage before dark, okay?
[19:20] Lierre
How is it you always know how I'm feeling?
[19:24] Lierre
Patra-chan... I'm happy,
but also kind of irritated!
SIGN Jashin-chan
Burning at
the Stake
[19:28] Jashin
Hot! Hot, hot, hot!
[19:31] Yurine
Show me what's in the briefcase.
[19:38] Yurine
You ran off with the money from the Season 3
crowdfunding drive again, didn't you?
[19:43] Jashin
Well, I wouldn't say I "ran off" with it...
[19:46] Jashin
I planned to increase it at the boat
races and return it to the investors.
[19:50] Yurine
Return it?
[19:52] Yurine
You emptied the case!
[19:53] Jashin
Fundraising goal reached!
[19:58] Jashin
Forgive me! I was sure
I'd come back with more!
[20:01] Yurine
People put their hard-earned money into it.
How many times must you do this to them?
[20:10] Yurine
Our investors are going to kill you.
SIGN Investor
SIGN Investor
SIGN Investor
SIGN Investor
SIGN Investor
SIGN Investor
[20:13] Investor1
There she is! Kill Jashin-chan!
[20:15] Investor2
In the most brutal way possible!
[20:18] Jashin
Please do something, Yurine!
[20:20] Yurine
Do what?
[20:22] Jashin
I'll kill you for the insurance money!
[20:24] Yurine
Listen, you...
[20:26] Jashin
I'll have to use my last resort.
[20:30] Jashin
My only choice is to go there.
SIGN Hell Financing Jinbocho Branch
SIGN Hell Financing Jinbocho Branch
[20:35] Lender
Our interest rate is outta this world.
[20:39] Lender
You want thirty million?
[20:41] Lender
That's a ten-day interest rate of 10%!
[20:44] DevilA
A truly devilish interest rate!
[20:50] Jashin
Well, I managed to fix the problem, anyway.
SIGN Life
Theater
[21:11] Jashin
This place...
[21:13] Jashin
This barren place...
[21:16] Jashin
Where am I?!
[21:18] DevilA
This was the beginning of
a harsh life of running away,
[21:22] DevilA
in which she absolutely had
to escape, no matter what.
[21:26] DevilA
And so, she bade farewell to her
happy, peaceful life in Jinbocho.
[21:32] DevilA
Next week!
[21:33] DevilA
Dropkick on My Devil X:
The Escape Arc begins!
[21:33] Test
Dropkick on My Devil X:
The Escape Arc
[23:10] Pekola
Pekola here.
[23:12] Pekola
I still haven't forgotten how I was the
only one who didn't get to eat dinner
[23:16] Pekola
when we went to Chitose.
[23:19] Pekola
That aside, why does the meat spaghetti
here in Katsuro have cutlets on top of it?
[23:25] Pekola
For someone as hungry as I am,
there couldn't be a more sinful dish!
[23:29] Pekola
Next time on Dropkick
on My Devil!! X, episode 6:
[23:34] Pekola
"Gilding Kamuy: Kushiro."
[23:36] Pekola
I want to eat, too.
E6 - Gilding Kamuy: Kushiro
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[00:10] SIGN
Dropkick on My Devil!!! X
Kushiro Arc
[00:15] SIGN
Two Months Later
[00:19] Minos
Yum!
SIGN I feel bad for Jashin-chan. She's missing out on this great food.
[00:27] Minos
Speaking of Jashin-chan,
I haven't seen her in a while.
SIGN She went into debt and then vanished.
[00:33] Yurine
Guess we have no choice.
[00:36] Yurine
Shall we go?
[00:38] Minos
Huh?
SIGN Go where?
[00:45] Yurine
To Kushiro.
[00:49] SIGN
Kushiro City Hall
[00:50] DevilA
That's right! After falling into
massive debt and running away,
[00:55] DevilA
Jashin-chan was in Hokkaido once again!
[02:34] Jashin
I'm so hungry.
[02:40] Jashin
I don't even have any money...
[02:47] Jashin
Yo, dude. Give me that salmon.
[02:51] Jashin
Why the heck am I talking to a statue?
[02:58] Jashin
I'm so hungry.
[03:09] Jashin
So... where am I, anyway?
[03:16] Jashin
O... Orihsuk?
[03:20] Jashin
Where even is that?
[03:21] SIGN
Kushiro no Yoru
[03:21] Devil
It's "Kushiro."
[03:30] Minos
I never would've thought Jashin-chan
would end up in Hokkaido again.
[03:34] Yurine
Well, I have a pretty
good idea what happened.
[03:40] DevilA
This is the city of Kushiro in Hokkaido.
[03:42] DevilA
We're in Kushiro Shitsugen National Park,
[03:45] DevilA
which spans the four
municipalities of Kushiro.
[03:47] DevilA
At 28,788 hectares,
it's Japan's largest wetland.
[03:52] SIGN
Satellite Observatory
[03:53] DevilA
In addition to enjoying the
magnificent natural scenery,
[03:56] DevilA
you can see tufts of sedge grass,
Ezo red foxes, Ezo sika deer,
[03:59] DevilA
and lots of other unique flora and fauna.
[04:02] DevilA
You can even go horse trekking
or paddle around in a canoe!
SIGN So where are we going now?
[04:19] SIGN
Tancho
[04:19] SIGN
Tancho
[04:19] SIGN
Kushiro Airport
[04:19] SIGN
Kushiro Airport
[04:19] Minos
Also, Yurine-chan, how do you
know where Jashin-chan is?
[04:25] SIGN
Washo
[04:25] SIGN
Washo
[04:25] SIGN
Washo
Market
SIGN Washo Market?
[04:29] SIGN
Rice
[04:29] SIGN
Rice
[04:29] Yurine
Washo Market, also known as Kushiro's kitchen.
[04:32] Yurine
It was established in 1954, making it
the most historic market in Kushiro.
[04:43] Medusa
Minos?
[04:44] Medusa
And Yurine-san and Per-chan, too!
[04:46] Minos
Medusa? Why are you in Kushiro?
SIGN Come to think of it, I hadn't seen Medusa-chan in a while, either.
[04:52] Medusa
I've been looking for Jashin-chan.
[04:56] Medusa
I've spent the past two months
searching as many places as I can...
[05:04] Medusa
But no matter how hard
I try, I can't find her.
[05:07] Yurine
Three thousand leagues in
search of garbage, huh?
[05:09] Medusa
But...
[05:11] Medusa
I guess you three are looking
for Jashin-chan, too, right?
[05:14] SIGN
Washo Market
[05:14] SIGN
Specialty
[05:14] SIGN
Sato Shoten
[05:14] SIGN
Genuine
[05:14] SIGN
Kattedon
[05:14] SIGN
Amazing flavor
guaranteed
[05:14] SIGN
to satisfy!!
[05:14] Yurine
"Kattedon," it says.
SIGN Ooh, does that mean we can put whatever we want on it?
[05:17] Yurine
I want extra salmon roe.
[05:18] Minos
I want the super-mega-large rice!
[05:21] DevilA
When you buy kattedon,
a Washo Market specialty,
[05:24] DevilA
you buy the rice from vendors in the market,
[05:27] DevilA
then you visit the many fresh fish and roe
vendors to choose the toppings you want.
[05:32] DevilA
You can make the seafood
bowl of your dreams with ease!
[05:36] SIGN
Kattedon
[05:38] Jashin
I can choose my own?
[05:39] Jashin
I'm extremely hungry right now,
so this is a lifesaver.
[05:46] Jashin
Yum!
[05:47] Jashin
A place where I can eat
whatever I want must be Heaven!
[05:50] Clerk1
Excuse me, ma'am! You can't
just eat whatever you want!
[05:56] Medusa
U-Um...
[06:01] Dried
We've got a great deal on this dried fish.
[06:04] Mei
Hmm, what to do...
[06:07] Clerk1
Hold it!
[06:08] Jashin
No! I'm gonna eat every last bite!
[06:11] Mei
Orochimaru?!
[06:12] Mei
That girl! I want that girl in dried form!
[06:15] Three
Let's eat!
[06:19] Minos
It's not every day you get to eat
a fancy seafood bowl like this!
[06:22] Yurine
You said it. It's way more than
just a difference in freshness.
SIGN It's incredibly tender!
[06:28] Clerk1
Boy, that customer was a real pain.
[06:31] Clerk2
Sure, "kattedon" means "eat your way,"
but it doesn't mean you can eat for free.
[06:35] Medusa
That almost sounds like Jashin-chan...
SIGN I guess there are troublemakers no matter where you go.
[06:44] Medusa
Jashin-chan...
[06:48] DevilA
This is one of the top-selling
processed marine products in Hokkaido:
[06:48] SIGN
Marinated
[06:48] SIGN
Salmon Roe
[06:53] DevilA
salmon roe from Sasaya Shoten!
[06:58] DevilA
Try it. It'll blow you away.
[07:02] DevilA
Yum!
[07:11] Pekola
What is this place?
[07:13] SIGN
Life
Theater
[07:13] Pekola
I can't believe she dragged me along
when she fled from those debt collectors,
[07:17] Pekola
and then, the forced labor...
[07:19] Pekola
We barely escaped with our lives, but the
boat we got on was smuggling migrants,
[07:23] Pekola
and when we finally got back
to Japan, everyone ran off...
[07:27] Pekola
leaving me all alone.
[07:30] Pekola
She was the first to run away.
[07:32] Pekola
What do I do now?
[07:37] Pekola
Lierre-sama! What are you doing here?!
[07:40] Lierre
God sees and knows all.
[07:43] Medusa
"Coach & Four"?
[07:44] SIGN
m 0 0 l 100 10 99.4 100 0 105
[07:44] SIGN
Dropkick on My Devil
[07:45] Yurine
Let's try to get some info.
[07:47] Medusa
I hope we find Jashin-chan...
[07:53] SIGN
Bububu
[07:53] SIGN
Bububu
[07:53] Medusa
What's that you're looking at, Minos?
[07:55] SIGN
Bububu
[07:55] SIGN
Bububu
[07:55] SIGN
Hokkaido
[07:55] SIGN
KUSHIRO
[07:55] SIGN
KUSHIRO
[07:55] SIGN
KUSHIRO
[07:55] SIGN
Bububu
[07:55] SIGN
Bububu
[07:55] SIGN
Hokkaido
[07:55] SIGN
KUSHIRO
[07:55] SIGN
KUSHIRO
[07:55] SIGN
KUSHIRO
[07:55] Minos
I wanna go here!
[07:55] SIGN
Bububu
[07:55] SIGN
Bububu
[07:55] SIGN
Hokkaido
[07:55] SIGN
KUSHIRO
[07:55] SIGN
KUSHIRO
[07:55] SIGN
KUSHIRO
[07:56] SIGN
Bububu
[07:56] SIGN
Bububu
[07:56] SIGN
Hokkaido
[07:56] SIGN
KUSHIRO
[07:56] SIGN
KUSHIRO
[07:56] SIGN
KUSHIRO
[08:02] SIGN
A Farm in Onbetsu
[08:12] Yurine
This place is so nice and peaceful.
[08:15] Minos
Awesome! It just screams "Hokkaido"!
[08:18] Farmer
What's this? Y'all here from the mainland?
[08:25] Jashin
Yeah, I definitely can't eat cattle feed.
[08:40] Farmer
Tasty, ain't it?
SIGN Yeah! It's delicious!
[08:45] Yurine
It has so much depth to it.
[08:47] Medusa
It's rich but somehow
mellow at the same time.
SIGN Yeah.
[08:51] Farmer
'Round these parts, we get "sea fog,"
which is a fog that's chock-full of minerals.
[08:51] SIGN
"Sea Fog"
[08:55] Farmer
The grass here soaks up that
nutrient-rich fog, so when the cows eat it,
[08:59] Farmer
they give us good, rich milk.
[09:05] Minos
I want to work here!
[09:07] Both
What?!
[09:08] Farmer
I'd sure appreciate that!
[09:10] Minos
Work here with me, Per-chan!
SIGN Huh? No way.
[09:13] Minos
So it's settled!
SIGN What?! I don't want to!
[09:16] Minos
Aw, come on!
[09:16] Yurine
I guess she felt a sense of kinship?
[09:21] Farmer
Wh-What's goin' on?
[09:22] Medusa
Um... Weren't we looking for Jashin-chan?
[09:26] Farmer
Hey, you! Get away from there!
[09:28] Farmer
Who in tarnation drinks milk
straight from the teat?!
[09:31] Minos
Sounds like there's a weirdo here, too.
SIGN Imagine it's actually Jashin-chan.
[09:36] Farmer
Sheesh, what a dad-blasted fool.
[09:39] Yurine
I'm just glad no damage was done.
[09:42] Minos
I'll keep the cows safe!
SIGN She's even more motivated now.
[09:47] Medusa
We'll let you know if we find Jashin-chan.
[09:49] Minos
Got it!
SIGN Bye!
[09:54] Jashin
Hmm...
[09:55] SIGN
Hiring Part-Time
Help
[09:55] SIGN
Work Hours:
[09:55] SIGN
Pay:
[09:55] SIGN
Location: Here
[09:55] SIGN
Someone cheerful
and energetic
[09:55] SIGN
Someone who doesn't
pop marimo yokan
jelly balls with a toothpick
[09:55] Jashin
Pays 10,000 yen a day? So it'd take
3,000 days to earn 30 million.
[10:00] Jashin
That could work.
[10:07] DevilA
Good luck.
[10:14] Jashin
Huh. So this is a marimo yokan jelly ball?
[10:42] Owner
Yer out.
[10:47] Jashin
I couldn't earn any money...
[10:50] Jashin
But I did get some yokan balls.
[10:53] Jashin
It's always good when
food doesn't go to waste.
[10:58] Jashin
This was very informational.
[11:01] DevilA
And so, Jashin-chan continued
to learn, one lesson at a—
[11:04] Jashin
I'll never work again!
[11:06] Jashin
Remove all useless things from life! Yeah!
[11:10] DevilA
Trash.
[11:16] Jashin
What a pretty lake.
[11:18] DevilA
This is Lake Akan,
renowned for its marimo algae.
[11:21] DevilA
The mountainous backdrop makes for
magnificent scenery. And the air's so sweet!
[11:29] Jashin
What's that?
[11:31] DevilA
These mud pools are known as "bokke,"
which is Ainu for "boiling place."
[11:34] DevilA
Mud reaching temperatures of 100°C
bubbles up from underground,
[11:38] DevilA
along with volcanic gases.
[11:40] SIGN
Danger Keep Out
[11:41] Jashin
Bokke...
[11:42] SIGN
Keep Out
[11:42] DevilA
Hey!
[11:43] Jashin
It's kind of relaxing here.
[11:45] DevilA
It's dangerous!
[11:46] Jashin
Reminds me of the scenery back home.
[11:52] Jashin
My marimo!
[11:55] DevilA
Jashin-chan!
[11:57] Jashin
Flutter, flutter, fall, fall.
[12:03] Jashin
Hot! Hot! Hot! Hot! Hot! Hot! Hot! Hot!
[12:09] SIGN
° Never, Ever Try This
[12:19] LocalA
What's that?
[12:21] LocalB
Hmm? What is it?
[12:22] LocalA
That's an awful big bokke bubble.
[12:26] LocalC
I think it's moving.
[12:30] Local
What is that?!
[12:49] LocalA
What is that light?
[12:51] LocalC
Is that a person?
[12:52] DevilA
No, it's not a person.
[12:55] DevilA
It's...
[12:56] DevilA
It's...
[12:58] Locals
What is that?!
[13:05] SIGN
Butterbur Field in Onbetsu
[13:09] Poporon
Why did I have to come all
the way to Kushiro to work?
[13:14] Pino
And this is very physical labor.
[13:16] Lierre
The invoice from our time in Chitose didn't
make it through accounting in Heaven.
[13:21] Lierre
The budget wasn't enough
to cover our return trip.
[13:24] Pekola
I thought you saw and knew everything?
[13:26] Poporon
It's Pekola-sama's fault.
[13:28] Pino
It is Pekola-sama's fault.
[13:31] Poporon
Um, what about you, Lierre-sama?
[13:33] Lierre
I apparently can't work since I'm a child.
[13:36] Poporon
No fair!
[13:37] Lierre
Well, I can't help it, can I?
[13:38] Pino
I came along because she told me to...
[13:42] Pino
But without Hanazono-san, I...
[13:46] Pino
Hanazono-san...
[13:50] SIGN
Payment
[13:50] SIGN
Payment
[13:50] Farmer
Thanks. You were a big help.
[13:50] SIGN
Payment
[13:50] SIGN
Payment
[13:50] SIGN
Payment
[13:50] SIGN
Payment
[13:50] SIGN
Payment
[13:52] Pekola
W-We get this much?
[13:54] Farmer
Well, you worked hard.
[13:56] Lierre
This is more than enough money.
[13:58] Pekola
If we must accept this much...
[14:00] Pekola
Please let us help you with something else.
[14:03] Farmer
You sure?
[14:05] Farmer
Hmm... Oh, in that case...
[14:14] Lierre
His emus have been
disappearing one after another?
[14:18] Pino
Emus...
[14:19] Poporon
How is it possible for a
load of them to just vanish?
[14:23] Pekola
Where did they run off to?
[14:25] Lierre
Well, I guess we can look for them.
[14:29] SIGN
Kushiro City
Red-Crowned Crane
Natural Park
[14:34] Lierre
Cranes.
[14:35] Pekola
Indeed.
[14:36] Poporon
I suppose so.
[14:37] Pino
Yes.
[14:40] Poporon
Lierre-sama, did you just
want to look at the cranes?
[14:44] Lierre
O-Of course not!
[14:46] SIGN
Kushiro City
Red-Crowned Crane
Natural Park
[14:47] DevilA
This is the Red-Crowned Crane Natural Park.
[14:49] DevilA
Red-crowned cranes aren't
commonly seen in summer,
[14:52] DevilA
but here, you can see them living
in the wetlands all year round.
[14:56] Pekola
It doesn't look like the emus are here.
[14:58] Poporon
Well, it is a crane park.
[15:00] GuestA
Hey, there's apparently
a god in Kushiro right now.
[15:03] GuestB
Wow, a god?
[15:05] GuestB
Wow, cranes! So many cranes!
[15:08] GuestA
This is peak crane!
[15:10] Poporon
A "god"?
[15:11] Pekola
Are they talking about Lierre-sama?
[15:20] SIGN
Lake
[15:20] SIGN
Akan
[15:21] Yurine
Lake Akan Ainu Kotan.
[15:23] Yurine
"Kotan" is Ainu for "settlement."
[15:26] Yurine
There are about 36 residences
and 120 people here,
[15:29] Yurine
producing and selling folk
art to make a living.
[15:35] Miku
Mukkuri, mukkuri, mukkuri, mukkuri,
mukkuri, mukkuri, mukkuri... Mu?
[15:39] SIGN
m 0 0 l 100 0 100 100 0 100
[15:39] SIGN
Marimo Pudding
[15:39] Yusa
Care for some pudding?
[15:41] Miku
One, please!
[15:43] SIGN
Folk Art Café
[15:43] SIGN
P
[15:43] SIGN
o
[15:43] SIGN
l
[15:43] SIGN
o
[15:43] SIGN
n
[15:43] SIGN
n
[15:43] SIGN
o
[15:45] SIGN
Yuk (Deer Meat) Meal
[15:46] SIGN
m 0 0 l 100 0 100 100 0 100
[15:46] SIGN
m 0 0 l 100 0 100 100 0 100
[15:46] SIGN
Amam (Rice)
[15:46] SIGN
Amam (Rice)
[15:46] SIGN
Rice cooked with beans,
glutinous millet, and
victory onion. The light
sweetness of the victory
onion and stickiness of
the glutinous millet are
divine.
[15:46] SIGN
m 0 0 l 100 0 100 100 0 100
[15:46] SIGN
m 0 0 l 100 0 100 100 0 100
[15:46] SIGN
Mefun (Fermented Salmon Liver)
[15:46] SIGN
Mefun (Fermented Salmon Liver)
[15:46] SIGN
Only one strand of this
precious fermented
delicacy can be obtained
from one salmon.
Pairs well with amam.
[15:46] SIGN
m 0 0 l 100 0 100 100 0 100
[15:46] SIGN
m 0 0 l 100 0 100 100 0 100
[15:46] SIGN
Yuk Ohaw (Deer Soup)
[15:46] SIGN
Yuk Ohaw (Deer Soup)
[15:46] SIGN
"Yuk" means "deer," and "ohaw" means
"soup." Seasonal ingredients such as
wild plants and mushrooms join a very
simple broth of konbu and salt in this
savory staple of Ainu cooking.
[15:50] Medusa
We haven't found Jashin-chan anywhere.
[15:52] Yurine
This is good. It's so chewy.
[15:55] Medusa
Yurine-san!
[15:57] Yurine
Well, I'm sure we'll happen across some info.
[16:00] Yurine
Come on. You won't get many
chances to eat Ainu cooking.
[16:08] Yurine
Ah, deer soup. Reminds me of Azusa 2.
[16:08] SIGN
m 0 0 l 100 0 100 100 0 100
[16:08] SIGN
m 0 0 l 100 0 100 100 0 100
[16:08] SIGN
Cep Ohaw (Salmon Soup)
[16:08] SIGN
Cep Ohaw (Salmon Soup)
[16:08] SIGN
Ohaw (soup) with cep (salmon).
Ohaw can be made with many things,
and this ohaw is made with salmon.
Just as delicious as yuk ohaw,
with its own unique flavors to enjoy.
[16:11] Medusa
It's delicious.
[16:13] Yurine
It's simple, but the
ingredients are so savory.
[16:17] DevilA
Other highlights of Ainu Kotan include:
[16:19] DevilA
Lake Akan Ainu Theater Ikor, where you
can enjoy powerful ancient Ainu dancing,
[16:23] SIGN
Lake Akan Ainu Theater
[16:25] DevilA
and Onnechise, home of traditional
and creative aspects of Ainu culture,
[16:29] DevilA
where you can enjoy hands-on
interaction with the old and the new.
[16:34] DevilA
There is ample opportunity to enjoy
and learn about Ainu culture here.
[16:38] SIGN
m 0 0 l 0 0 l 20 0 b 26 1 30 6 34 6 b 35 7 35 9 34 10 l 34 10 b 33 10 31 11 31 13 b 31 12 31 13 32 14 b 33 15 35 18 36 20 l 1 19 l 0 16 l -1 1
[16:38] SIGN
Rent Ainu
clothing
here.
[16:38] DevilA
I also recommend the folk shops,
where you can try on Ainu clothing!
[16:49] Yurine
That looks good on you, Medusa.
[16:52] Medusa
But I need to wear my paper bag...
[16:55] Yurine
Well, then...
[16:57] Yurine
How about this?
[16:59] Yurine
Can you see?
[17:01] Medusa
Sort of.
[17:01] GuestA
Check this out.
[17:02] GuestB
Ew, its lower body is a snake!
[17:04] GuestA
It's apparently staying at a
hotel on the Kushiro River.
[17:07] GuestB
It really is a god!
[17:09] GuestA
Anyway, isn't this
wood-carved horned owl cute?
[17:12] GuestB
Super cute! Godly!
[17:12] Medusa
Yurine-san!
[17:14] Yurine
That's not a horned owl.
It's a Blakiston's fish owl.
[17:18] Medusa
No, not that.
[17:21] Jashin
I am...
[17:22] Jashin
God!
[17:24] Locals
God!
[17:27] Jashin
That's right! That's right!
[17:29] Jashin
Talk about a huge comeback.
[17:31] Jashin
I don't need to fear debt anymore.
[17:31] Guard
Wait! You don't have
permission to go in there!
[17:35] Medusa
Jashin-chan!
[17:37] Yurine
We finally found you.
[17:38] Jashin
So it's you, Yurine and Medusa.
[17:42] Yurine
Do you know how much trouble you caused?
[17:44] Yurine
Come on. We're going home.
[17:45] Jashin
Know your place!
[17:47] Jashin
Who do you think I am?
[17:50] Jashin
I am God!
[17:52] Locals
God!
[17:55] Jashin
I was reborn after falling into a bokke.
[17:57] Jashin
I'm a god now, so you commoners can leave.
[18:03] LocalA
God, you forgot to feed the emus.
[18:06] LocalC
You gotta take care of 'em.
[18:11] Medusa
Huh? Emus?!
[18:12] Medusa
Why are there emus here?!
[18:14] Yurine
Jashin-chan, what is this about?
[18:16] Jashin
Oh, it's, uh...
[18:18] Yurine
Where did you take them from?
[18:20] Jashin
Well... They were just so unusual...
[18:23] Yurine
You stole them to try
to sell them for profit?
[18:25] Jashin
Gulp!
[18:26] Yurine
A fraudulent religion, and now theft.
[18:29] Yurine
Everything you're doing here is criminal.
[18:31] Jashin
U-Um...
[18:35] Jashin
Run away!
[18:36] Jashin
I can fly!
[18:37] Yurine
After her!
[18:38] Medusa
Right!
[18:39] Jashin
Wait, you're a flightless bird?
[18:41] Jashin
They're tiny! Your wings are so tiny!
[18:51] Jashin
That was terrifying.
[18:55] Emu
Do you want wings?
[18:57] Jashin
Huh? But your wings are—
[18:59] Emu
They're yours.
[19:10] Jashin
I'm Emu Jashin-chan.
[19:14] Jashin
What're ya laughing at?!
[19:15] Yurine
That balance!
[19:16] Jashin
Hmph! I might look funny, but I bet
you can't keep up with me in this form.
[19:23] Yurine
Stop!
[19:33] III
Been lookin' for ya, fool!
[19:34] Jashin
Crap! The debt collectors!
[19:36] IV
You think you can get away from us?!
[19:43] Jashin
They're blocking my escape route!
[19:45] Jashin
And Yurine's right behind me!
[19:48] Jashin
Wh-What do I do?
[19:52] Jashin
The angels!
[19:54] Pekola
That body you have...
[19:56] Lierre
So you're the emu thief?
[20:01] Yurine
Lierre, you guys were in Kushiro, too?
[20:07] Pino
Hanazono-san!
[20:09] Pino
You came to look for me, didn't you?
[20:12] Yurine
Huh? Uh... Sure...
[20:17] Lierre
You have nowhere left to run.
[20:20] III
You can just leave her with us.
[20:22] Medusa
W-We can't do that!
[20:24] Lierre
We're fine with it.
[20:29] Jashin
Okay.
[20:32] Jashin
Devil Fusion...
[20:36] Jashin
Release!
[20:41] Jashin
I want your wings.
[20:44] Jashin
I'll be taking them now.
[20:47] Jashin
Devil Fusion!
[20:57] Jashin
I'm Red-Crowned Crane Jashin-chan!
[21:05] Jashin
You fools!
[21:06] III
Hold it, you!
[21:08] IV
Get down here, damn it!
[21:11] Jashin
Hasta la pizza!
[21:13] Lierre
After her!
[21:14] Yurine
Wait.
[21:16] Yurine
Let me handle this.
[21:25] Yurine
Irankarapte!
[21:30] Jashin
Siknu!
[21:36] Medusa
Jashin-chan!
[22:14] SIGN
Letter of Introduction
[22:17] LocalB
God is dead.
[23:10] Minos
Wow, so this is Tokachi Plain!
[23:13] Minos
It's so spacious! It feels great!
[23:15] Minos
Cows over here, cows over there...
[23:18] Minos
Cows over here, cows over there!
[23:20] Minos
It doesn't even feel like
this is my first time here!
[23:24] Minos
Next time on Dropkick
on My Devil!! X, episode 7:
[23:27] Minos
"The Shape of a Smile:
What I Found in Obihiro."
[23:31] Minos
It's 100% packed with the earth's blessings!
[23:34] Minos
Moo!
[23:37] Minos
Hey, wait up!
E7 - The Shape of a Smile: What I Found in Obihiro
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SIGN Kofuku Station
[00:22] Jashin
Oh-big-here-wow!
SIGN Obihiro Arc
SIGN Yokai Bun
SIGN Yokai Bun
SIGN Yokai Bun
SIGN Yokai Bun
SIGN Yokai Bun
SIGN Yokai Bun
SIGN Yokai Bun
SIGN Yokai Bun
SIGN Yokai Bun
SIGN Yokai Bun
SIGN Yokai Bun
SIGN Yokai Bun
[02:02] Jashin
This gentle sweetness...
[02:05] Jashin
It heals my wounded soul.
SIGN Kofuku
SIGN m 0 0 l 100 0 100 100 0 100
SIGN Kofuku
Station
SIGN Kofuku
SIGN m 0 0 l 100 0 100 100 0 100
SIGN Kofuku
Station
SIGN Kofuku
SIGN m 0 0 l 100 0 100 100 0 100
SIGN Kofuku
Station
SIGN Kofuku
SIGN m 0 0 l 100 0 100 100 0 100
SIGN Kofuku
Station
SIGN Kofuku
SIGN m 0 0 l 100 0 100 100 0 100
SIGN Kofuku
Station
SIGN Kofuku
SIGN m 0 0 l 100 0 100 100 0 100
SIGN Kofuku
Station
SIGN Kofuku
[02:10] Jashin
The clear blue summer sky goes on forever.
SIGN Kofuku Station
SIGN Kofuku Station
[02:17] Jashin
Kofuku Station...
SIGN Kofuku Station
[02:25] Jashin
The holy land for lovers, huh?
SIGN I pray Koichiro and I will be happy forever
[02:28] Jashin
"I pray Koichiro and I will be happy forever."
SIGN Mei is happy
[02:32] Jashin
"Mei is happy."
SIGN Can we truly be so blessed, Rina?
[02:34] Jashin
"Can we truly be so blessed, Rina?"
[02:39] Jashin
Damn it all!
[02:41] SIGN
m 0 0 l 100 0 100 100 0 100
[02:41] SIGN
Kofuku Station
[02:42] Jashin
These fools!
[02:43] Jashin
I'm here drowning in debt,
and they're all just...
[02:48] Jashin
Yeah, you said it! Meh!
[02:52] Jashin
Huh?
[02:55] Jashin
"Moo"?
[02:56] Jashin
Moo!
[02:57] Jashin
Mooooooo!
[02:59] SIGN
m 0 0 l 100 0 100 100 0 100
[02:59] SIGN
Kofuku Station
[03:02] SIGN
m 0 0 l 100 0 100 100 0 100
[03:02] SIGN
Kofuku Station
[03:07] Osaka
Okay, time to start another day of hard work!
[03:11] SIGN
Huh?
[03:12] SIGN
Huh?
[03:12] SIGN
Huh?
[03:12] SIGN
Huh?
[03:13] Jashin
Why?! Why?! Why?!
[03:15] Jashin
Why is this happening?!
[03:20] Osaka
Well, this sucks.
[03:23] Jashin
Taisho Kotsu!
SIGN Welcome to Obihiro, Jashin-chan!
SIGN Taisho
SIGN Kotsu
SIGN Welcome to Obihiro, Jashin-chan!
SIGN Taisho
SIGN Kotsu
SIGN Welcome to Obihiro, Jashin-chan!
SIGN Taisho
SIGN Kotsu
SIGN Welcome to Obihiro, Jashin-chan!
SIGN Taisho
SIGN Kotsu
SIGN Welcome to Obihiro, Jashin-chan!
SIGN Taisho
SIGN Kotsu
SIGN Welcome to Obihiro, Jashin-chan!
[03:26] All
Welcome to Obihiro!
SIGN Kotsu
SIGN Taisho
[03:28] DevilA
Yes! This is the city of Obihiro!
[03:30] DevilA
A quick hop from Haneda Airport,
[03:32] DevilA
this town of 170,000 residents is situated
in the middle of the Tokachi Plain.
[03:37] DevilA
Its location at the heart of the Tokachi Plain,
where farming is the main industry,
[03:41] DevilA
allows it to function as a hub for
the agricultural produce trade.
[03:47] Jashin
It's no use!
[03:48] Jashin
I run from debt collectors,
I run from herds of cattle...
[03:51] Jashin
All I ever do in my life is run away!
[03:54] Jashin
I-I can't take it anymore!
[04:01] Jashin
Beth?!
SIGN I'm beat.
[04:04] Minos
Well, you sure worked hard.
[04:04] Jashin
Wait, are you a herding dog now?
[04:06] Minos
Oh, hey, Jashin-chan.
[04:08] Jashin
Minos?!
[04:09] Minos
Never woulda thought we'd
run into you here in Obihiro.
SIGN We thought you ended up as crane food.
[04:15] Jashin
I'll make you crane food!
SIGN Uemon's
SIGN Heart
[04:19] Jashin
So...
[04:21] Jashin
...good!
[04:23] Hirose
That there is honeyberry gelato.
[04:26] Hirose
We've also got blueberry, plus other flavors
made with milk from this here ranch.
[04:32] Jashin
Who's the old dude?
[04:34] Minos
Don't be rude! He's the boss of Hirose Ranch!
[04:37] Jashin
The only Hiroses I know are
Suzu and that 8-dan shogi player.
SIGN What about Kohmi?
[04:42] Minos
We got referred here from
Osaka Farm in Kushiro.
[04:45] Minos
I agreed to live and work
here over the summer.
SIGN I was brought to live and work here.
[04:51] Minos
Beth is great at herding the cattle!
[04:53] Minos
Hey, I know! Why don't you work
here too to pay off your debt?
[04:57] Minos
Suzu's about to give birth,
so we could use the extra help.
[05:01] Jashin
Suzu?
[05:04] Minos
That's the mother cow's name.
[05:06] Hirose
If you're in debt, why not work here?
[05:08] Jashin
No thanks! I could work here for 66.6 billion
years and still not make enough to pay it off!
[05:14] DevilA
Jashin-chan has been in debt
for exactly 100 days now.
[05:18] DevilA
With interest, that means her
debt is up to 30 billion yen.
[05:21] DevilA
Always plan your spending wisely.
[05:24] Jashin
Working is for the informationally inept.
SIGN Clench
[05:26] Jashin
What I'm after is a way to get rich quick!
[05:29] Hirose
Yep. You're just like Minos-chan said.
[05:32] Jashin
Well, I'm off to follow the scent of profit.
[05:37] Minos
See ya.
SIGN Bye-bye!
[05:44] Jashin
The scent of profit...
SIGN Tokachi
Specialty
SIGN A Marriage
of Adzuki
Bean Paste
and Butter
SIGN Tokachi
Specialty
SIGN A Marriage
of Adzuki
Bean Paste
and Butter
[05:54] Jashin
An Obihiro specialty... Anbatasan, huh?
SIGN Tokachi
Specialty
SIGN A Marriage
of Adzuki
Bean Paste
and Butter
SIGN Tokachi
Specialty
SIGN A Marriage
of Adzuki
Bean Paste
and Butter
[05:58] Jashin
Let's see.
SIGN Tokachi
Specialty
SIGN Tokachi
Specialty
SIGN Tokachi
Specialty
SIGN Tokachi
Specialty
SIGN Tokachi
Specialty
[06:01] Jashin
This is...
[06:02] Jashin
The adzuki bean paste's gentle flavor and the
butter's smooth flavor complement each other,
[06:07] Jashin
creating what might even be
a brand-new "flavor friendship"!
[06:10] Jashin
Truly delicious!
[06:12] Jashin
This... could make money.
[06:16] Jashin
Step right up, step right up!
[06:19] Jashin
Try out this Obihiro specialty!
It's not Anbatasan, it's Kawabatasan!
[06:23] Kawabata
H-Hi...
[06:24] Jashin
Buy now for only 600 million yen!
SIGN Kawabata-san (not chicken skin and butter)
[06:27] Jashin
Why won't it sell?! It's Kawabatasan!
[06:30] Jashin
Wait, Kawabata-san? Who even are you?
SIGN Kawabata-san (not chicken skin and butter)
SIGN Kawabata-san (not chicken skin and butter)
SIGN Kawabata-san (not chicken skin and butter)
SIGN Kawabata-san (not chicken skin and butter)
SIGN Kawabata-san (not chicken skin and butter)
[06:33] Kawabata
You're the one who brought me here!
[06:35] Jashin
Shaddap! It's only because your name is—
[06:40] Jashin
That smells good.
[06:42] Jashin
It's definitely the scent of profit this time.
SIGN Pastry Shop
SIGN Cranberry
SIGN Pastry Shop
SIGN Cranberry
SIGN Pastry Shop
SIGN Cranberry
SIGN Pastry Shop
SIGN Cranberry
SIGN Pastry Shop
SIGN Cranberry
[06:51] Jashin
This is good, too!
[06:53] Jashin
What a fantastic presentation
of the unadulterated flavor
[06:56] Jashin
and appearance of a whole sweet potato.
[06:59] Jashin
I'll take 'em all! Put 'em on my tab!
[07:02] Staff
C-Come again?
[07:06] Jashin
Buy up all of a popular product
and resell at a higher price.
[07:09] Jashin
Talk about riding the gravy train.
I've even got the potatoes.
[07:12] Jashin
Come, tourists! There are
none of these left in the store!
[07:15] Jashin
If you want to eat Obihiro's
famous sweet potatoes,
[07:18] Jashin
you'll have to pay double...
no, six times the price!
[07:22] Jashin
I know you're conflicted.
[07:23] Jashin
And to me, that agony tastes oh so sweet!
[07:26] Jashin
Keep wrestling with yourself!
SIGN Obihiro
Shrine
SIGN Obihiro
Shrine
SIGN Obihiro
Shrine
SIGN Obihiro
Shrine
SIGN Obihiro
Shrine
[07:49] Jashin
I'm done reselling goods.
It requires capital.
[07:52] Jashin
What's a business I don't have to fund?
[07:58] Jashin
Catching a bunch of ever-popular
long-tailed tits and selling 'em!
[08:01] Jashin
That's a 120% profit ratio!
[08:03] Jashin
Hey! Hold up, you!
[08:06] Jashin
Stupid birds!
[08:10] Pekola
Ouch! That's dangerous, you know.
[08:14] Pekola
Wait, you're...
[08:15] Jashin
The angels!
[08:18] Pekola
Honestly...
[08:19] Pekola
What were you doing in
a holy place like this?
[08:22] Pekola
The gods will punish you.
[08:24] Jashin
Ha! If they want to punish me,
they can go ahead and try!
[08:27] Lierre
Okay.
[08:29] Jashin
You win.
[08:30] Lierre
Good. I can let what you
did in Kushiro go now.
[08:46] Lierre
I-It's not like I care about
fortunes or anything!
[08:49] Jashin
Fortunes? I think I'll try my luck.
[08:53] Lierre
W-Wait! I guess I could
join you, if you want!
[08:59] Lierre
Great luck!
[09:00] Poporon
I got great luck, too!
[09:02] Pino
Naturally.
[09:03] Pekola
Bad luck...
[09:04] Pekola
What did you get?
SIGN Critical
[09:08] Jashin
Critical.
SIGN Critical
[09:10] Poporon
Critical?
[09:11] Pekola
Are you going to die?!
[09:12] Jashin
No.
[09:16] Jashin
Anyway, what are you four doing in Obihiro?
[09:21] Lierre
We got paid for our work harvesting
butterbur, so we're touring food—
[09:26] Lierre
So we're touring power spots here in Obihiro.
[09:30] Lierre
Obihiro Shrine is one of the top
power spots in Hokkaido, you know.
[09:34] Lierre
When you do this, you can just
feel the power rising up from it!
[09:38] Jashin
So what have you eaten?
[09:40] Pekola
Well, we had anbatasan,
and the sweet potatoes...
[09:43] Jashin
Ah, yes, both fine choices.
[09:46] Pekola
And before we came here,
[09:49] Pekola
we went to a bakery called Mugioto.
[09:53] Jashin
Mugioto?
SIGN Our croquettes are made
SIGN with 100% Tokachi-raised
SIGN Potato and Beef
[09:57] Pekola
The sound of seeds being sown,
the sound of them sprouting,
[09:59] Pekola
the sound of the harvest,
the sound of the millstone grinding flour,
[10:03] Pekola
the sound of bread baking...
[10:05] Pekola
Mugioto is a store where you
can hear all of these sounds.
[10:10] Pekola
So many types of bread made
with 100% Tokachi-made wheat...
[10:13] Pekola
Bread made with salt from Tokachi,
[10:15] Pekola
cornbread made with corn from Tokachi,
[10:17] Pekola
Tokachi mushroom bread...
[10:19] Pekola
Oh, just thinking of it makes Tokachi...
I mean, makes my mouth water!
[10:23] Poporon
Sheesh, you're such a glutton, Pekola-sama.
[10:27] Poporon
Though that fresh-baked
bread certainly was delicious.
[10:29] Pino
I'd like to try making bread, too,
instead of just sweet small stuff.
[10:33] Jashin
Pervert.
[10:35] Lierre
Oh, it's almost our reservation time.
[10:38] Lierre
Enough chatter. We need to go.
[10:40] Jashin
Excuse me, Lierre-san.
[10:42] Jashin
Where might you be headed next?
[10:44] Lierre
Want to come with us?
[10:46] Lierre
I'm willing to show God's
mercy to a pitiful devil.
[10:51] Jashin
Are we there yet?
[10:53] Lierre
Nearly.
[10:54] Jashin
I'm exhausted!
[10:56] Lierre
Almost there.
[10:58] Lierre
We're here.
[11:02] Jashin
That sure is one bald !
SIGN Tempura and Local Cuisine
SIGN Hageten
[11:06] Lierre
An Obihiro specialty: the pork bowl.
[11:10] Lierre
Let's eat.
[11:12] Three
Let's eat.
[11:14] Lierre
It's so good!
[11:16] Pekola
How blessed we are!
[11:18] Poporon
How blessed our mouths are, you mean.
[11:20] Pino
Delicious!
[11:23] Jashin
That was tasty.
[11:24] Shimizu
Hi there! I'm just a
passing Shimizu Hiroyasu!
[11:28] Shimizu
Can't believe I ran into you guys here!
[11:30] Shimizu
So how'd you like the pork bowls?
[11:32] Jashin
Y-Yeah, they were amazing.
[11:34] Shimizu
Good to hear!
[11:36] Shimizu
By the way, have you
been to Ban'ei Tokachi yet?
[11:39] Jashin
Ban'ei Tokachi?
[11:40] Shimizu
The horse race track.
[11:41] Jashin
Horse racing?!
[11:42] Shimizu
Races there aren't like typical horse races.
[11:44] Shimizu
The draft horse that bit you earlier,
Musashikoma, used to race there.
[11:49] Shimizu
Oh, "draft horses" are
horses that pull carts or sleds.
[11:49] Jashin
All right! Time to get rich quick
at the races and pay off my debt!
[11:52] Shimizu
Unlike the typical—
[11:54] Yurine
She's got us searching all over the place.
[11:58] Yurine
Where the heck did she go?
[12:02] Yurine
She's honestly such a headache.
[12:04] Jashin
Indeed!
SIGN Dropkick on My Devil!!! X
[12:09] Medusa
Um...
[12:10] Yurine
Yes!
[12:11] Yurine
Seriously, though, where'd
that Jashin-chan wander off to?
SIGN Dinos
SIGN Dinos
SIGN Obihiro
SIGN Obihiro
SIGN A Bench 400m Long
[12:18] Jashin
I ate too much...
[12:21] Jashin
Where's that race track, anyway?
[12:26] Minos
These 100% beef Hamburg steaks made with
Toyonishi beef from Toyonishi Farm are great!
SIGN Please
SIGN Do not touch,
we are very fragile
SIGN Yep!
[12:32] Minos
And this curry's loaded with
Toyonishi beef, too! It's awesome!
SIGN Yep!
SIGN Working sure makes you hungry, huh?
SIGN Toyonishi
Beef Curry
SIGN Toyonishi
Beef Curry
[12:38] Minos
Yep!
SIGN Toyonishi
Beef Curry
[12:39] Hirose
Hey!
SIGN Toyonishi
Beef Curry
SIGN Toyonishi
Beef Curry
SIGN Toyonishi
Beef Curry
SIGN Toyonishi
Beef Curry
SIGN Toyonishi
Beef Curry
[12:40] Hirose
Suzu's about to have her baby.
SIGN Really?!
SIGN Next Race
SIGN Odds
SIGN Odds
SIGN Time
SIGN Ban'ei
Tokachi
[13:03] DevilA
Ban'ei Tokachi is the only race
track of its kind in the world.
[13:06] DevilA
In the days of Hokkaido's colonization,
draft horses worked on farms—
[13:09] Shimizu
And here, those draft
horses pull heavy sleds.
[13:12] Shimizu
These races test their
power, speed, and stamina!
[13:15] Yusa
Anyone for gelato?
Get your Uemon's Heart gelato here!
[13:20] Guy
Hey, I'll take one!
[13:21] Yusa
Sure!
[13:22] Guy
Mm, that's ice-cold!
[13:25] Jashin
My "Get Rich Quick with Horses"
live show: Ban'ei Tokachi!
[13:29] Jashin
I'm gonna turn my whole life around!
[13:32] Jashin
All right! Go get 'em!
[13:37] Jashin
Draft horses...
[13:40] Jashin
pull heavy sleds...
[13:43] Jashin
over barren wastelands...
[13:51] Jashin
That horse...
[13:54] Jashin
...is me.
[13:55] Jashin
While walking the
rigorous path that is life,
[13:58] Jashin
even if you fall, and no
matter how many times...
[13:59] Jashin
Get up! Get up! Get up!
[14:02] Jashin
...you get up and keep moving.
[14:09] Jashin
That's right! You have to keep moving!
[14:13] Jashin
You...
[14:15] Jashin
...are me!
[14:16] Jashin
Go!
SIGN m 0 0 l 100 0 100 100 0 100
SIGN Ban'ei Tokachi Races
[14:23] Jashin
How the hell could you come dead last?!
[14:25] Jashin
I bet on you to win that race!
What're you gonna do for me now?!
SIGN UGLY
SIGN Tokachimura
SIGN Tokachimura
SIGN Tokachimura
SIGN Tokachimura
SIGN Tokachimura
[14:32] Jashin
I'm betting every yen
I have on the next race!
[14:35] Jashin
Ban'ei Tokachi is a live
comeback show for horses!
[14:38] Jashin
I'm gonna make a comeback, too!
[14:40] Horse God
You want to make a comeback?
[14:43] Jashin
Wh-What's that voice?
[14:46] Horse God
You want money?
[14:49] Jashin
Yes...
[14:51] Horse God
Then, I will lend you my money...
I mean, my strength.
[14:56] Jashin
Thank you, God!
[15:03] Guys
Who's our draft horse?! Who's our
draft horse?! Who's our draft horse?!
[15:08] Guys
The number one draft horse!
[15:10] Guys
The strongest and fastest of them all!
[15:12] Guys
Who's that horse?!
[15:14] Jashin
Draft Horse Jashin-chan!
[15:17] Jashin
It's me!
[15:18] JockeyA
Huh?
[15:23] Minos
Come on, girl!
[15:26] Jashin
I am the strongest draft horse.
[15:28] Jashin
I've bet all 5,000 yen I have
on my one-in-600-million odds.
[15:32] Jashin
I'm gonna win this, no matter what!
[15:34] Commentator
We had a bit of trouble getting
everyone to the starting gate,
[15:37] Commentator
but it looks like we'll
be able to start the race.
[15:39] Jashin
I won't just win this race!
[15:41] Jashin
I will be victorious in
the race known as life!
[15:48] Hirose
Ah, here we go.
[15:49] Commentator
All the horses have left the gate.
SIGN Hang in there, Suzu!
[15:53] Hirose
What?
[15:53] Commentator
No. 3, Almond Almond, and No. 5,
Hokkenotio, are over the first obstacle.
[15:59] Commentator
Right behind them is No. 4,
Draft Horse Jashin-chan.
[16:02] Jashin
I won't give up!
SIGN Is she okay?!
[16:06] Hirose
Nothin' to worry about.
[16:08] Commentator
The riders are coming up
to the second obstacle.
[16:10] Minos
Suzu! Hee, hee, hoo! Hee, hee...
[16:14] Jashin
Hoo!
[16:15] Commentator
The second obstacle is cleared
and the race is nearing its end.
[16:18] Commentator
No. 3, Almond Almond,
remains in the lead,
[16:21] Commentator
followed by No. 5, Hokkenotio.
[16:23] Commentator
Close behind are No. 7,
Ahonen, and No. 8, Payanen.
[16:27] Commentator
What's this? No. 4, Draft Horse
Jashin-chan, is coming up fast!
[16:30] Commentator
She's right behind the leader now!
[16:33] Commentator
The post is just up ahead!
Who will be first to pass it?
[16:34] Hirose
Come on!
[16:35] Commentator
Almond Almond! Draft Horse Jashin-chan!
[16:37] Commentator
Almond Almond! Draft Horse
Jashin-chan! Almond Almond!
[16:40] Minos
Suzu!
[16:41] Minos
You're in the home stretch!
[16:53] Minos
You did so well, Suzu! It's a girl!
SIGN Boss, do you have a name for the calf yet?
[17:00] Hirose
Yeah.
[17:03] Hirose
It's Alice.
[17:10] Minos
Alice!
[17:13] Minos
Thank you... for being born.
[17:22] Commentator
Oh? Did Draft Horse Jashin-chan run
out of steam just before the finish line?
[17:26] Commentator
She's stopped dead in her tracks.
[17:27] Commentator
Passing her to finish first
is No. 3, Almond Almond.
[17:30] Commentator
In second, No. 5, Hokkenotio.
[17:40] Jashin
Flight makes right!
[17:42] Commentator
What's this? Draft Horse Jashin-chan has
suddenly taken off in the wrong direction!
[17:45] Jashin
Why?! Why?! Why?!
[17:45] Commentator
She's abandoning the race and
running away! This is unprecedented!
[17:49] Commentator
She just blasted through the
gate and exited the track!
[17:52] Commentator
And there goes the watchtower, too!
[17:55] Jashin
Why is this happening?!
[17:59] Jashin
I was so close! I was so close
to getting three trillion...
[18:05] Jashin
...yen!
[18:11] Jashin
I finally lost them.
[18:13] Jashin
And ran here without
paying any attention...
[18:15] Jashin
Where... am I?
[18:20] Jashin
Is it Heaven? Did I die?
[18:26] Jashin
The angels!
[18:28] Jashin
So this really is Heaven?
[18:29] Pekola
It's Manabe Garden.
[18:31] Lierre
You were chased here
by debt collectors, right?
SIGN Manabe
Garden
[18:34] Lierre
We're going camping. Want to come with us?
[18:36] Lierre
Call it God's mercy.
[18:37] Jashin
God! Buddha! Lierre-sama!
SIGN Shiriporori Campground
SIGN This Way
SIGN You are...
SIGN Wild
Rabbits
[19:07] Minos
Oh, Jashin-chan?
SIGN Poporon-chan and the other angels, too!
[19:11] Jashin
Hey, it's you two.
[19:14] Minos
You guys camping, too?
[19:15] Lierre
Yes.
SIGN It's my first time camping!
SIGN Let's have fun, Poporon-chan!
[19:19] Poporon
Y-Yeah...
[19:20] Minos
Barbecues, campfires...
This is gonna be a blast!
[19:25] Jashin
Need some firewood?
Just 60,000 yen a bundle!
[19:30] Yurine
I finally find you, and
you're doing what, exactly?
[19:41] Jashin
Save me!
[19:43] Jashin
Anyone! I'll even take
someone from Hell Financing!
[19:46] Medusa
I'm so glad you're okay, Jashin-chan!
[19:48] Jashin
How am I okay?!
[19:49] DevilA
Campfires are actually prohibited here.
[19:52] Jashin
That's not the problem!
[19:54] Jashin
Whatever! I need to put the fire out!
[19:56] Yur
Wait, stupid...
[20:00] Jashin
Hot! Hot! Hot! Hot!
[20:00] Yurine
There's no saving someone that dumb.
[20:02] Jashin
My feet are on fire!
[20:03] Medusa
J-Jashin-chan...
[20:05] III
There she is!
[20:07] III
It's Jashin-chan!
[20:08] Jashin
Ack! They really showed up!
[20:10] Jashin
I have to get away... But it's so hot...
[20:13] Jashin
But I have to run... But it's hot...
[20:15] Jashin
But... S-Someone... Help... Help...
[20:19] III
Hold it!
[20:19] Medusa
Jashin-chan!
[20:23] Jashin
Why won't anyone... Why?! Why?!
[20:26] Jashin
Why is this happening?!
SIGN Obihiro Arc
SIGN FIN
[22:21] Jashin
That soaks into every fiber of my being!
[22:25] Jashin
I wasn't able to make any money at all.
[22:28] Jashin
In fact, I'm even deeper in debt.
SIGN Kohitsuji
[22:35] Jashin
Yum!
[22:43] Jashin
Basha Bar?
[22:49] Jashin
That wasn't so bad.
[22:55] Jashin
Time to say goodbye.
[22:57] Jashin
So long, Obihiro!
[23:10] Mei
I'm the supercop of the Banzaibashi
Police Department, Tachibana Mei!
[23:15] Mei
The Shimabara Rebellion
was a major uprising
[23:18] Mei
that occurred at Hara
Castle in Minamishimabara!
SIGN Hara Castle Ruins
SIGN Hara Castle Ruins
[23:21] Mei
Next time on Dropkick
on My Devil!! X, episode 8:
[23:24] Mei
"Riding a Dolphin Into Chaos."
[23:26] Mei
Excitement and thrills
in Minamishimabara!
[23:29] Mei
This all sounds very relatable!
Right, Orochimaru?!
[23:34] Mei
L! O! V! E! Lovely Orochimaru!
E8 - Riding a Dolphin Into Chaos
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[00:09] Jashin
Where am I?!
SIGN Natural Monument
SIGN Sea
Fig
Tree
SIGN Cluster
[01:42] Jashin
Natural Monument... Sea Fig Tree Cluster?
[01:52] Kajiwara
The trees are probably about 300 years old.
[01:55] Kajiwara
About twenty wild Japanese
sea fig trees grow here,
[02:00] Kajiwara
Jashin-chan-kun.
[02:03] Jashin
What a fine old tree.
[02:04] Kajiwara
Hey! Stop that, Jashin-chan-kun!
[02:07] Kajiwara
You're so rambunctious.
[02:10] Kajiwara
Look into the tree cavity like this.
[02:13] Jashin
Cavity?
[02:16] Jashin
Wait, is this...
[02:21] Jashin
A heart!
[02:23] Kajiwara
Yes, in other words...
[02:26] Kajiwara
Love.
[02:31] Kajiwara
No matter what painful things
you go through, this land loves you.
[02:36] Jashin
Love...
[02:38] Jashin
Even for someone like me,
who's always on the run...
[02:41] Kajiwara
"Live facing south."
[02:43] Kajiwara
It's this town's catchphrase.
[02:46] Kajiwara
Never look back. Face the sun like a
sunflower, and live a strong, sunny life.
[02:53] Jashin
Like a sunflower...
[02:55] Jashin
By the way, what town is this?
[02:58] Jashin
Where are we?
[02:59] Kajiwara
It's Minamishimabara
in Nagasaki Prefecture.
[03:03] Kajiwara
Nagasaki?!
[03:04] DevilA
Yes, this is Minamishimabara, on the southern
tip of the Shimabara Peninsula in Nagasaki.
SIGN Minamishimabara, Nagasaki
[03:10] DevilA
It's a picturesque area with a rich history
and a population of about 450,000.
[03:16] Jashin
I can't believe I drifted this far
from Musashikoma on a single kick.
[03:21] Jashin
Still, changing the way I live now
won't change the fact that I'm in debt.
[03:31] Lierre
No one's watching, right?
[03:33] Lierre
Okay!
[03:53] Jashin
What are you doing?
[03:55] Lierre
Good. No safety issues.
[03:58] Lierre
Safety checks are very important.
[04:01] Lierre
Oh, you were here?
[04:03] Jashin
Was that fun?
[04:05] Lierre
Wh-What are you talking about?
I was just inspecting the facilities.
SIGN Smirk
SIGN Smirk
SIGN Smirk
[04:11] Lierre
What are you doing in
Minamishimabara, anyway?
[04:14] Jashin
What about you? Did you come to see me again?
[04:18] Lierre
No, I'm here to see some old friends.
[04:21] Jashin
Aw, you think that highly of me?
SIGN Orochimaru
SIGN Orochimaru
SIGN Orochimaru
SIGN Orochimaru
SIGN Orochimaru
[04:30] Lierre
Why did you come with me?
[04:32] Jashin
If we're here together anyway,
it's easier to travel together.
[04:35] Captain
Jashin-chan-san, Lierre-san,
they're in sight now.
[04:44] Lierre
Wow, wild dolphins! And so many of them!
[04:49] Lierre
S-So cute!
SIGN Kuchinotsu Sightseeing Boat Tours
SIGN Dolphin
SIGN Watching
[04:57] Lierre
That's so cool!
[04:59] Jashin
Maybe I'm due for an image change...
[05:02] Dolphin
You want to change?
[05:04] Dolphin
You want to live a south-facing life?
[05:07] Jashin
H-Huh?
[05:09] Dolphin
Try landing one yourself!
[05:12] Lierre
What's wrong?
[05:16] Jashin
Devil Fusion!
[05:20] Lierre
Wh-What's going on?!
[05:23] Jashin
Dolphinkick on My Devil!
[05:28] Tourist
Hey, I saw a dolphin jump over there!
[05:31] Tourist
Aren't dolphins cute?
[05:34] Lierre
Uh-huh.
[05:35] Jashin
I'm cute, too. And cool.
[05:38] Lierre
Not as much as dolphins, obviously.
[05:41] Jashin
So were these dolphins the
old friends you came to see?
[05:45] Lierre
Of course not.
[05:47] Jashin
You just wanted to go dolphin-watching?
[05:49] Lierre
No! This was just on the way!
[05:53] Lierre
My friends can't be reached on foot.
[05:57] Lierre
Would you give me a ride?
[06:07] Lierre
Thank you.
[06:10] Jashin
I could've given you a
ride if you'd just asked.
[06:15] Lierre
Look, I can see them.
[06:19] Jashin
Where are they? All I see are mountains.
[06:23] Lierre
You're not human. Try opening
those supernatural eyes of yours.
[06:34] Jashin
Eek! A giant!
[06:37] Lierre
That's Misogoro.
[06:38] Lierre
He loves miso, so in return for some,
[06:41] Lierre
he clears paths through the
mountains and helps on farms.
SIGN Yushima
[06:45] Lierre
It's said Goro was the one who made Yushima
Island, which has more cats than people.
[06:53] Misogoro
Well, if it isn't Lierre-sama!
[06:56] Misogoro
It's been centuries!
[06:58] Lierre
Hi, Goro. How've you been?
[07:00] Misogoro
Great. Glad to see you looking well, too.
[07:05] Misogoro
Unusual to see you with a devil, though.
[07:09] Misogoro
Pleased to meet you.
[07:10] Jashin
Well, how kind of you...
[07:13] Misogoro
My name is Misogoro.
[07:17] Jashin
H-He's huge!
[07:19] Jashin
Lierre has a giant like this on her side?
[07:25] Jashin
Misogoro, I have nothing against you!
[07:27] Jashin
But if you intend to stand in
the way of my south-facing life,
[07:31] Jashin
you must die!
SIGN Not
SIGN Following
[07:34] Jashin
Take this!
[07:36] Jashin
Jashin-chan Dolphinkick!
[07:40] Jashin
Ouch!
[07:41] Misogoro
What was that? Did something just hit me?
[07:45] Lierre
Don't worry about it.
[07:50] Jashin
Francisco!
[07:54] Jashin
Ow...
[07:56] Jashin
What's this place?
[08:03] Shiro
Who are you?
[08:08] Shiro
This is a World Heritage Site,
a place recognized on a global level:
[08:11] Shiro
the Hara Castle Ruins.
SIGN Hara Castle Ruins
SIGN Hara Castle Ruins
[08:15] Jashin
Who are you three?
[08:17] Shiro
I am Shiro. Amakusa Shiro.
[08:20] Jashin
Shiro? Are you one of Lierre's friends, too?
[08:25] Shiro
You know Lierre-sama?
[08:32] Kid
Take that!
[08:33] Miku
Oh, no! You got me!
SIGN ————————————
SIGN Ayugaeri Falls
[08:37] Kyon
Doesn't this feel great, Onee-chan?
[08:40] Ran
The best. It's so nice and cool.
[08:42] Yurine
Hey, you're all here.
[08:44] Medusa
Hi.
[08:45] Kyon
Aiya! Yurine-nee!
[08:47] Ran
Medusa-chan!
SIGN Scoop*!*
SIGN Shimabara
Tenobe Somen
[08:52] Kyon
Today, we're reporting on
a somen chute in Shimabara.
[08:55] Kyon
Take a look! This is the somen that
comprises 30% of the market share in Japan:
[09:00] Kyon
Shimabara Tenobe Somen!
[09:02] Kyon
There are many theories about how
it got started, but most say islanders
SIGN Okayama
SIGN Hyogo
SIGN Kagawa
[09:06] Kyon
from Shodo Island brought it with them to
Shimabara after the Shimabara Rebellion.
SIGN Okayama
SIGN Hyogo
SIGN Kagawa
SIGN Okayama
SIGN Kagawa
[09:11] Kyon
The Shimabara Rebellion is also known
as the Shimabara-Amakusa Rebellion.
[09:14] Yurine
They're really firm and tasty.
[09:15] KyonRan
That concludes our on-the-scene report!
[09:16] Medusa
I've never had somen like this before.
[09:19] Yurine
This place is nice. Nature's all around us.
[09:21] Ran
We were traveling around Japan
looking for delicious noodles.
[09:25] Kyon
What are you two doing in Shimabara?
[09:28] Medusa
We're looking for Jashin-chan.
[09:31] Yurine
We followed the GPS tracker
I embedded in her a while ago.
[09:36] Kyon
Oh...
[09:37] Ran
Hey, want some more somen?
[09:39] Yurine
Yeah.
[09:40] Kyon
Hello! Seconds for six, please!
[09:43] Ran
Bài tuō le!
[09:45] Jashin
She looks just like Pekola.
[09:48] Shiro
Who is this Pekola?
[09:49] Jashin
And they're Poporon and Pino.
[09:51] BigSis
What are you talking about?
[09:54] BigSis
I'm Shiro-sama's older sister.
[09:56] LilSis
And I'm Shiro-sama's younger sister.
[09:58] Jashin
Are you sure you're not Pekola?
[10:00] Shiro
Stop that! I'm just Shiro!
[10:06] Jashin
It looks nothing like you.
[10:07] Shiro
Isn't that true of most statues?
[10:09] Jashin
Prove it, then.
[10:12] Jashin
If you truly are Amakusa Shiro,
[10:15] Jashin
can you walk across the sea?
[10:17] Jashin
Show me one of your miracles.
[10:20] Shiro
My powers cannot be used willy-nilly.
[10:24] Jashin
You liar.
[10:25] Shiro
How rude. I'll see that you
suffer divine punishment for that.
[10:28] Jashin
The only suffering you can cause is diarrhea.
[10:31] Jashin
Messiah!
[10:33] Jashin
I-I'm sorry I doubted you.
[10:35] Shiro
As long as you understand.
[10:38] Shiro
Dangojima Island looks so green again today.
[10:40] BigSis
Indeed.
[10:41] LilSis
Apparently, it's known as
"Yushima Island" now.
[10:44] BigSis
Takes you back to days long past, doesn't it?
[10:47] Jashin
So are you, like, spirits
bound to this place or what?
[10:50] Jashin
Is your grudge over the extermination of
your family keeping you from passing on?
[10:56] Shiro
It's nothing like that.
[10:58] Shiro
It's true that we led a rebellion because
we were fed up with overtaxation
[11:03] Shiro
and religious oppression.
[11:05] Shiro
Following the battle between Shimabara
and the Karatsu Domain, we were subjugated
[11:09] Shiro
and lost our lives here.
[11:12] Shiro
I'm sure human hearts would hold a grudge.
But when we died, we became martyrs.
[11:20] Shiro
I'd say we were actually blessed.
[11:22] Shiro
We transformed into barley.
[11:25] Shiro
A single barley seed bound so many
fruits together through our deaths.
[11:30] Shiro
We watched from Paradise as the
people learned to accept one another.
[11:36] Shiro
Why would we bear a grudge against them?
[11:39] Shiro
We came to Earth today to
fulfill plans to meet someone.
[11:43] Jashin
Meet someone?
[11:44] Shiro
Yes, Lierre-sama said
she was coming to visit.
[11:47] Shiro
Come to think of it,
you mentioned Lierre-sama earlier.
[11:50] Jashin
Oh, yeah, she was with me
until right before I got here.
[11:53] Jashin
Lierre-san is...
[11:54] Mei
Orochimaru!
[11:56] Mei
I missed you! I missed you!
I missed you! I missed you so much!
[12:02] Jashin
Mei?!
[12:02] Mei
I can't believe I ran into you on my vacation!
[12:04] Mei
I guess you really feel
the way I feel, Orochimaru!
[12:08] Jashin
I do not!
[12:09] Mei
Aw, you don't have to be shy!
[12:12] Jashin
Someone save me! Please!
[12:14] Shiro
U-Um...
[12:15] BigSis
What shall we do?
[12:16] LilSis
I'm not quite sure what's going on.
[12:19] Jashin
Damn it! I don't care who helps me,
as long as someone does!
[12:22] III
I heard her!
[12:23] IV
This way!
[12:24] III
There she is! It's Jashin-chan!
[12:25] IV
We'll get her this time!
[12:27] Jashin
Ack! Not you guys, though!
I take back what I said!
[12:31] Shiro
This has grown more complicated...
[12:33] Jashin
Mei! Those guys want to
take me away! Help me!
[12:37] Mei
Orochimaru...
[12:39] Mei
What? You need my help?
[12:43] Jashin
That's right!
[12:44] Jashin
I'm begging you, Mei! Help me!
[12:49] Mei
Did you guys hear that?!
Orochimaru asked for my help!
[12:55] Mei
The supercop of the
Banzaibashi Police Department,
[12:58] Mei
Tachibana Mei, will protect Orochimaru!
[13:00] IV
Whoa, watch it!
[13:02] Mei
Don't move! I can't hit you!
[13:04] III
H-Hang on!
[13:07] IV
Withdraw for now! Call for backup!
[13:09] III
Right!
[13:11] Jashin
You saved me.
[13:12] Shiro
Modern firearms can fire so
many shots in quick succession.
[13:15] BigSis
I don't think that's right.
[13:17] LilSis
You should return the money you borrowed.
[13:20] Jashin
They'll be back for sure.
[13:22] BigSis
Of course they will. You owe them money.
[13:25] Jashin
Mei! You're the only one who can protect me!
[13:29] Jashin
Please! Protect me...
Protect your Orochimaru!
[13:33] Mei
Oh, say that again!
[13:35] Jashin
Please!
[13:38] Mei
Okay! I'll protect you
with everything I have!
[13:42] Jashin
Thank you, Mei!
[13:46] Shiro
What exactly are Shiro and
her sisters watching right now?
[13:49] Mei
Shiro?
[13:51] Mei
Shiro?!
[13:52] Mei
Of course! The castle!
[13:54] Mei
Not Hara Castle, but...
SIGN Castle
SIGN Castle
SIGN Hara
SIGN Hara
SIGN Natsuko (Miss)
SIGN Natsuko (Miss)
[13:56] Mei
Miss Hara Natsuko!
SIGN Castle
SIGN Castle
SIGN Natsuko (Miss)
SIGN Natsuko (Miss)
SIGN Under
SIGN Under
SIGN Construction
SIGN Construction
[13:59] Mei
Check this out! I'll get all
the cultists of the world
SIGN Southward
[14:02] Mei
to gather at Hara Natsuko
Castle and keep them there!
[14:05] LilSis
Just repay your debt.
[14:07] MobA
I'm a cultist, but why am I here?
[14:08] MobB
I'm a cultist, but...
[14:08] MobC
I'm a cultist, but still...
[14:10] MobD
I just want to support Per-chan.
[14:11] MobG
My favorite's Yamada Marina-chan.
She's from Fukuoka.
[14:12] MobE
Her actress is my favorite!
[14:13] MobF
I'm a fan of Yusa Koji-sama.
[14:15] DevilA
I heard that.
[14:17] Chiba
Doesn't that girl look like Noel-chan?
[14:19] Ozaki
She's a dead ringer for her!
[14:21] Hashira
I'm so glad we came to Minamishimabara!
[14:25] Mei
Yep! It looks great on you!
[14:27] Jashin
You think so?
[14:28] Mei
You're a savior now!
[14:30] Jashin
A savior?
[14:32] Shiro
Why did we get dragged into this?
[14:35] LilSis
It's a terrible hassle.
[14:37] Jashin
A savior...
[14:38] Jashin
That's right! I'm the savior
who can save the heretics!
[14:42] Jashin
Jashin-chan the Savior!
[14:44] Mei
You go, Orochimaru!
[14:45] LilSis
More like a devil king, I'd say...
[14:47] Medusa
Jashin-chan!
[14:52] Medusa
Stop running away from Hell Financing!
[14:54] Medusa
You should do honest work to
repay your debt! Okay?
[14:57] Misogoro
Gosh, what a nice castle.
[15:01] Lierre
What's even going on here?
[15:03] Mei
That's...
[15:04] Mei
Monochrome!
[15:05] Ran
Kyon-Kyon!
[15:09] Kyon
Don't worry! I'll protect you, Onee-chan!
[15:12] Jashin
Hear me, humans!
[15:14] Jashin
I am Jashin-chan the Savior.
[15:16] Jashin
I have descended to join my
cultists in rebuilding this world!
[15:19] Jashin
I will be the god of a new world!
[15:22] Medusa
You're a devil, though...
[15:23] Yurine
Stop making trouble for
everyone and surrender already.
[15:26] Jashin
Listen to me!
[15:28] Jashin
This is a rebellion.
We're going to do everything over.
[15:31] Jashin
Here at Hara Natsuko Castle,
I have risen to action!
[15:34] Mei
And Monochrome is our emblem!
[15:37] Ran
Huh?! What?!
[15:38] Jashin
That's right! This is the
Minamishimabara Rebellion Ran-Ran!
[15:43] Kyon
Onee-chan?!
[15:46] Kyon
When did those humans do this?!
[15:48] Jashin
See that? That's the power of my cultists!
[15:51] Yurine
That's just kidnapping.
SIGN The Ran-Ran Rescue Squad
SIGN -
SIGN -
SIGN -
SIGN Kidnapping is a Crime
[15:56] Yurine
I swear... You're not going to
understand until you get punished.
[16:00] Lierre
I don't like fighting, but I'll back you up.
[16:03] Kyon
Grr! Give Onee-chan back!
[16:06] Medusa
G-Go easy on them, okay?
[16:08] Medusa
Okay? Okay?
[16:09] Yurine
I hope you're ready, Jashin-chan!
[16:12] Jashin
Uh, where'd you just pull
that katana from, exactly?
[16:15] Lierre
Let's go!
[16:16] All
Yeah!
[16:20] MobI
H-Here they come!
[16:30] Jashin
Kyon-Kyon's gone berserk...
[16:45] Jashin
Cultists shouldn't be letting
a god save them, damn it!
[16:48] Jashin
I'll destroy all of them.
[16:50] Jashin
Open the gunports!
[16:54] Jashin
Fire!
[17:01] Ozaki
Should we really be doing this?
[17:03] Hashira
Yeah, what if someone gets hurt?
[17:05] Chiba
No.
[17:06] Chiba
There's no going back now.
[17:08] Chiba
We have to do this for her sake...
[17:11] Chiba
Yes! For the girl who
looks just like Noel-chan!
SIGN Doesn't Matter Who It Is Anymore
[17:15] LilSis
They've damaged the castle walls.
[17:15] BigSis
Who is Noel-san?
[17:25] Three
Eek!
[17:26] Yurine
I just cut something disgusting.
[17:31] Jashin
The cannons...
[17:33] Jashin
Yurine?!
[17:35] Jashin
Tch, in that case...
[17:38] Jashin
Shiro, you're going to be my barley.
[17:42] Jashin
Move a muscle, and we're both
Paradise-bound! That what you want?
[17:46] Yurine
So she knows she's losing.
[17:49] Lierre
Paradise will never welcome a devil.
[17:52] Lierre
This has turned into
quite the reunion, Shiro.
[17:55] Shiro
Lierre-sama!
[17:59] Jashin
M-My sword!
[18:04] Ran
Kyon—
[18:09] Jashin
Stopped it with her teeth.
[18:10] Mei
Stopped it with her teeth.
[18:17] Mei
Monochrome!
[18:23] Ran
Kyon-Kyon, no!
[18:24] Kyon
Huh? Onee-chan, when did you...
[18:27] Jashin
She was just on a rampage,
oblivious to everything?
[18:29] Yurine
Jashin-chan, just give it up.
[18:34] Lierre
Accept your fate.
[18:36] Jashin
Y-Yes, my situation does seem dire.
[18:39] Jashin
But...
[18:40] Jashin
But I still have one trick up my sleeve!
[18:42] Jashin
Sorry, debt collectors! I'm making my escape!
[18:45] Yurine
You just keep making the
same mistake over and over.
[18:49] Jashin
Sacrifice yourself for me, Yurine!
[18:51] Jashin
I'll escape to Hell, and the
slate will be wiped clean!
[18:54] Jashin
This is what it means to "live facing south."
Right, old dude who appeared at the beginning?
[18:59] Kajiwara
No, it's not.
[19:00] Jashin
I'll kill Yurine, and my
mission will be complete!
[19:15] Medusa
J-J-J-J-Jashin-chan!
[19:18] Yurine
So, on that note...
[19:20] Yurine
Everyone, to prove you're not cultists, step on
this image of the cult leader before you go.
[19:26] Jashin
Watch where you're stepping, damn it!
[19:28] MobJ
Ooh! Jashin-chan yelled at me!
[19:31] MobK
I never would've thought we'd get
to step on the real Jashin-chan!
[19:34] Jashin
I'm not an image!
I'm the real deal! Don't step on me!
[19:37] MobL
Squee!
[19:38] Lierre
Is this really proving anything?
[19:38] MonM
I didn't get to step on her at the
bookstore in Jinbocho, so this is great!
[19:39] Yurine
Ah, I'd say it's fine.
[19:41] Medusa
Jashin-chan...
[19:42] Mei
Orochimaru, look what's happened to you...
[19:45] Misogoro
Hm? She's been stepped on so much,
she looks like some kind of dough.
[19:49] Medusa
Huh? Dough?
[19:51] MobN
That looks like it feels good!
[19:51] Misogoro
We should have an artisan take a look at her.
[19:55] Medusa
What do you think?
[19:56] Nouchi
This is some nice dough. Let's use it.
[19:59] Jashin
Huh?
[20:00] Nouchi
We start by rolling it flat.
[20:03] Nouchi
Once stretched thin, we hang them up,
and once they've matured...
[20:07] Nouchi
We pull them apart, hang them up
in banners to dry, and then...
[20:12] Nouchi
The Jashin-chan somen is complete.
[20:14] Jashin
Wait, how'd this even happen?!
[20:16] Nouchi
When boiling them, keep an eye on the time.
[20:18] Nouchi
Avoid adding more water, but adjust the
heat slightly to make them taste better.
[20:23] All
They look tasty!
[20:24] Jashin
Nothing about this looks tasty!
[20:26] Medusa
Jashin-chan...
[20:26] Mei
Orochimaru will become part of
my body and live with me forever!
[20:27] Shiro
Delicious!
[20:28] BigSis
It truly is.
[20:29] LilSis
Yes.
[20:30] KyonRan
Hao chi!
[20:31] Jashin
Stop eating me!
[20:33] Yurine
Minamishimabara sure is a nice place.
[20:40] Jashin
That was traumatic.
[20:42] Jashin
They could make a movie out
of my escape from Mei's stomach.
[20:42] Medusa
Jashin-chan, why don't you
give up and just work? I'll help you.
[20:48] Jashin
To work is to lose! I've made up my mind!
[20:51] Jashin
I'll never look back. I'm going to
live facing south, like a sunflower.
[20:56] Jashin
Minamishimabara taught me that.
[20:59] Yurine
You couldn't have
distorted that lesson more.
[21:01] I
Listen, Jashin-chan-kun...
[21:05] II
Would you just let us catch you already?
[21:13] III
She ran off!
[21:15] III
But that way leads to the ocean!
[21:16] IV
There's nowhere to run!
[21:17] 1234
What?!
[21:19] I
She's running across the water!
[21:20] II
Like Amakusa Shiro!
[21:22] Yurine
Hey! Why are you taking us with you?
[21:24] Medusa
Jashin-chan?
[21:25] Jashin
I won't run anymore! I won't look back!
I won't get caught, and I won't work, either!
[21:29] Jashin
I'll get away from these guys for good!
[21:33] Jashin
Live facing south!
[21:35] Medusa
But you're heading west!
[23:10] Medusa
Hi! It's Medusa!
[23:12] Medusa
This lavender field is beautiful!
Purple as far as the eye can see!
[23:17] Medusa
Next time on Dropkick
on My Devil!! X, episode 9:
[23:21] Medusa
"Lavender-Colored Eyes
Misting Over in Furano."
[23:24] Medusa
What? It's the same color
as my eyes, you say?
[23:27] Medusa
Come and take a closer look.
[23:30] Medusa
You all just turned to ash!
[23:33] Medusa
You want to know why I'm so excited?
[23:35] Medusa
You'll have to wait until
next week to find out!
E9 - Lavender-Colored Eyes Misting Over in Furano
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[00:03] Yurine
I never would've guessed we'd be going
back to Hokkaido in a hot air balloon.
[00:08] Jashin
What a nice view.
[00:11] Medusa
Let's do honest work to
to repay your debt, okay?
[01:51] DevilA
In Furano City nao!
SIGN Furano, Hokkaido
[01:54] DevilA
This is Furano, a city in the middle of
Hokkaido with a population of about 200,000.
SIGN Spring
[02:02] DevilA
It's beautiful in all four seasons.
SIGN Summer
SIGN Autumn
[02:07] DevilA
Each season paints the
city in its own colors.
SIGN Winter
[02:11] DevilA
You could call it "the color of the north."
SIGN The
SIGN The
SIGN of the North
SIGN of the North
[02:20] Medusa
Doesn't this clear, fresh air
feel great, Jashin-chan?
[02:23] Jashin
There are so many shops
in the middle of the forest.
[02:29] Medusa
Wow, these trinkets are so cute!
[02:31] Medusa
Are they handmade?
[02:33] Medusa
Hey, why don't we open our own shop here?
[02:36] Jashin
Our own shop?
[02:37] Medusa
You could bake cakes and
other sweets, and I could sell them.
[02:42] Medusa
If we keep up that kind of work
until your debt is repaid...
[02:46] Medusa
That's it! Work with me, Jashin-chan!
[02:49] Medusa
We might have your debt
paid off in 600 million years!
[02:52] Jashin
Wow. The birds are singing.
[02:55] Medusa
Jashin-chan?
[02:56] Yurine
Stop running from reality.
[02:58] Yurine
If you don't repay your debt,
even a little at a time, it won't go away.
[03:02] Jashin
Even if I do work, I can never repay it.
[03:06] Yurine
Huh?
[03:07] Jashin
The thing is, I borrowed it at a compound
interest rate of 100% every ten days.[
[03:11] Yurine
What?!
[03:11] Yurine
You seriously borrowed 30 million yen
at an interest rate like that?!
[03:15] Medusa
That's an annual rate of about 970%...
[03:18] Medusa
And if a whole year goes by...
[03:20] DevilA
Open the price!
[03:22] DevilA
Ones, tens, hundreds, thousands, ten thousands,
hundred thousands, millions, ten millions,
hundred millions, billions, ten billions,
hundred billions, trillions,
ten trillions, hundred trillions,
quadrillions, ten quadrillions,
hundred quadrillions, quintillions!
SIGN Yen
[03:24] DevilA
Ones, tens, hundreds, thousands, ten thousands,
hundred thousands, millions, ten millions,
hundred millions, billions, ten billions,
hundred billions, trillions,
ten trillions, hundred trillions,
quadrillions, ten quadrillions,
hundred quadrillions, quintillions!
SIGN Yen
SIGN Yen
[03:26] DevilA
Ones, tens, hundreds, thousands, ten thousands,
hundred thousands, millions, ten millions,
hundred millions, billions, ten billions,
hundred billions, trillions,
ten trillions, hundred trillions,
quadrillions, ten quadrillions,
hundred quadrillions, quintillions!
SIGN Yen
[03:26] DevilA
Ones, tens, hundreds, thousands, ten thousands,
hundred thousands, millions, ten millions,
hundred millions, billions, ten billions,
hundred billions, trillions,
ten trillions, hundred trillions,
quadrillions, ten quadrillions,
hundred quadrillions, quintillions!
[03:27] DevilA
Ones, tens, hundreds, thousands, ten thousands,
hundred thousands, millions, ten millions,
hundred millions, billions, ten billions,
hundred billions, trillions,
ten trillions, hundred trillions,
quadrillions, ten quadrillions,
hundred quadrillions, quintillions!
[03:27] DevilA
Ones, tens, hundreds, thousands, ten thousands,
hundred thousands, millions, ten millions,
hundred millions, billions, ten billions,
hundred billions, trillions,
ten trillions, hundred trillions,
quadrillions, ten quadrillions,
hundred quadrillions, quintillions!
SIGN Yen
[03:27] Medusa
Three quintillion...
SIGN Yen
[03:28] Medusa
Three quintillion...
[03:30] Yurine
That would cover Japan's
national budget for 30,000 years.
[03:33] Jashin
Medusa!
[03:34] Jashin
My ATM! Use your entire
savings to pay it back!
[03:38] Medusa
Th-That's impossible! My entire savings
wouldn't even shave off a zero!
[03:42] Jashin
An ATM should be able to
spit out money infinitely!
[03:44] Yurine
You know that's not how it works.
[03:47] Medusa
Her debt will just keep growing and growing.
[03:51] Medusa
Even with our long life spans,
[03:54] Medusa
we can never pay it back.
[04:00] Jashin
Medusa!
[04:03] Medusa
Fine.
[04:05] Jashin
Medusa?
[04:10] Medusa
Let's sell some organs.
[04:12] Medusa
Don't worry! I'll sell mine along with you.
[04:16] Jashin
Huh? Wh-What are you saying?
[04:19] Medusa
We may have been born on different days,
[04:23] Medusa
but we'll be together at the end.
[04:26] Yurine
It's like the Oath of the Peach Garden.
[04:28] Medusa
No.
[04:31] Medusa
This is...
[04:35] Medusa
...the Oath of Ningle Terrace!
[04:38] Jashin
Huh?! This is...
[04:40] Jashin
The form that surpasses Politely
Speaking Medusa in pure outrage,
[04:43] Jashin
the rarest form of all, which I've
only seen once, 6,666 years ago...
[04:48] Jashin
Medusa High!
[04:50] Yurine
Medusa High?
[04:52] Jashin
It's short for Medusa in
Exceptionally High Spirits!
[04:55] Medusa
So that's settled!
[04:56] Medusa
All that's left for us to do is spend
our final days having a blast in Furano!
[04:58] Jashin
Whoa, wait!
[05:02] Medusa
Furano, let's go!
[05:05] Yurine
Medusa High is a riot.
SIGN Devil Fighters
SIGN m 50 0 b 100 0 100 100 50 100 b 0 100 0 0 50 0
SIGN Ja-Shin-Oh
SIGN Devil Fighters
SIGN m 50 0 b 100 0 100 100 50 100 b 0 100 0 0 50 0
SIGN Jashin King
SIGN Devil Fighters
SIGN m 50 0 b 100 0 100 100 50 100 b 0 100 0 0 50 0
SIGN Jashin King
SIGN Devil Fighters
SIGN m 50 0 b 100 0 100 100 50 100 b 0 100 0 0 50 0
SIGN Jashin King
SIGN Jashin King
SIGN Devil Fighters
SIGN m 50 0 b 100 0 100 100 50 100 b 0 100 0 0 50 0
SIGN m 50 0 b 100 0 100 100 50 100 b 0 100 0 0 50 0
SIGN Jashin King
SIGN Devil Fighters
SIGN m 0 0 l 100 0 100 100 0 100
SIGN Medusa High
SIGN m 50 0 b 100 0 100 100 50 100 b 0 100 0 0 50 0
SIGN Light
SIGN m 0 0 l 100 0 100 100 0 100
SIGN The rarest and craziest card of all, unseen for
the past 6,666 years!!! "Let's all be happy☆彡"
SIGN Attack
SIGN Defense
[05:09] Medusa
It's always my turn!
SIGN Furano Cheese Factory
[05:14] Medusa
Yurine-san, take our picture!
[05:16] Medusa
Come on, Jashin-chan, pose with me!
[05:19] Jashin
A picture? Are you—
[05:21] Jashin
Wha... Hey...
[05:29] Jashin
Let's get fired up!
[05:31] Medusa
Hype!
[05:32] Yurine
Now Jashin-chan's "high," too.
[05:35] Medusa
Let's use this picture at our funeral!
[05:37] Jashin
Yay!
[05:39] Yurine
Okay, say cheese.
[05:40] Goto
Whoo! Who wants pizza baked in a pizza
oven imported straight from Napoli?
[05:45] Goto
The Furano Cheese Special!
[05:47] Medusa
Cheese Special?
SIGN Goto
[05:49] Goto
It's a five-cheese pizza with wine cheddar,
white, maison de biere, sepia, and mozzarella!
[05:57] Both
Wow!
[05:59] Yurine
Even the guy working here is pretty high.
[06:02] Yurine
I guess looking into Medusa High's
eyes doesn't cause petrification.
[06:05] DevilA
By the way, the bracelet
on Yurine's left wrist
[06:08] DevilA
also protects her from
Medusa High's influence.
[06:13] Jashin
Super tasty!
[06:16] Jashin
The five types of cheese are creating
an exquisite harmony in my mouth!
[06:21] Medusa
Jeez, you've got cheese on your cheek.
[06:24] Medusa
Lick.
[06:25] Jashin
Oh, Medusa!
[06:27] Yurine
What are you, newlyweds?
[06:29] Medusa
Thank you, cows of the world!
[06:31] Jashin
Power to the moo!
[06:36] DevilA
This is Furano Marche.
[06:39] DevilA
Just about any Furano souvenir
you could want is here.
[06:45] Medusa
This looks tasty, too!
[06:47] Medusa
Oh, and this!
[06:49] Medusa
Jashin-chan, let's buy that, too!
[06:51] Jashin
They all look delicious!
[06:53] Jashin
Medusa! Buy that, too!
[06:55] Medusa
Excuse me! We'd like all
the snacks on this shelf!
[06:59] Medusa
Let's take lots of Furano
souvenirs with us to Hell!
[07:03] Jashin
Yeah!
[07:07] Medusa
We bought so many.
[07:08] Jashin
Yep.
[07:10] Medusa
Oh! Look, Jashin-chan!
SIGN Suzuran
SIGN Street
[07:14] Both
Suzuran Street!
[07:16] Jashin
What?! So this is actually
Jinbocho instead of Furano?!
[07:20] Yurine
You know it's not.
[07:22] Medusa
I guess Furano has a Suzuran Street, too!
[07:25] Yurine
It makes me feel like there's
a connection to Jinbocho.
[07:27] Medusa
It's a miracle!
[07:29] Medusa
Just like how Jashin-chan
and I met in this big world!
[07:32] Jashin
Medusa!
[07:34] Medusa
Jashin-chan!
[07:36] Both
Lovey-love! Lovey-love!
[07:40] Medusa
I think there's something over there
that'll remind us of Jinbocho, too!
SIGN Fubuki
(Plain)
SIGN Cream and jam sandwiched
between bouchée pastry,
creating a look reminiscent
of the vast snowfields
of the north.
SIGN Fubuki
(Plain)
SIGN Cream and jam sandwiched
between bouchée pastry,
creating a look reminiscent
of the vast snowfields
of the north.
[07:48] Jashin
Hey! Isn't this Fresh Moon?!
[07:51] Medusa
It looks just like it!
[07:52] Jashin
So this really is Jinbocho?!
[07:54] Yurine
Again, it's not.
[07:56] Worker
There's a side of Furano
I wanna tell ya about!
[07:58] Worker
This is called "Fubuki."
[08:00] Worker
It's a bouchée pastry that's
as thick and fluffy as snow,
[08:04] Worker
but check this out!
It's got jam in the middle!
[08:06] Yurine
So there's another pastry
similar to Fresh Moon.
[08:10] Yurine
This makes me feel a
connection to Jinbocho, too.
[08:12] Medusa
Yeah! It really is fate!
[08:15] Yurine
And these say "Furano Yukidoke Cheesecake."
[08:18] Yurine
They all look delicious.
SIGN Bellybutton
Manju
SIGN (Coarse Red Bean Paste)
[08:22] Jashin
What's this?
[08:24] Jashin
Bellybutton Manju? Why "Bellybutton"?
[08:28] Worker
There's a side of Furano
I wanna tell ya about!
[08:30] Worker
Next to the nearby Zunashi
River is Hokushin Shrine,
[08:33] Worker
also known as the Bellybutton Shrine!
[08:36] Worker
You should go check it out!
[08:37] Jashin
So I'll find out if I go there?!
SIGN m 0 0 l 100 0 100 100 0 100
SIGN Hokushin Shrine
[08:47] Jashin
This Bellybutton Manju is tasty.
[08:51] Yurine
So this is the Zunashi River, huh?
[08:53] Yurine
Apparently, nobody knows
where its source is.
[08:58] Jashin
Wow, really?
[09:00] Jashin
How very educational!
[09:03] Jashin
So why are this manju and the shrine
called "Bellybutton," anyway?
[09:06] Medusa
There! Done!
[09:08] Jashin
What's done?
SIGN I pray Jashin-chan's
and my organs sell
for a high price ☆
Medusa
[09:10] Jashin
"I pray Jashin-chan's and my organs
sell for a high price. Medusa."
[09:15] Medusa
Let's sell our organs together!
[09:18] Jashin
Let's!
[09:21] Yurine
"The Bellybutton Bond Stone."
[09:24] Yurine
"If two people join hands through the hole,
their bond will grow deeper," it says.
[09:30] Yurine
Why don't you two try it?
[09:32] Medusa
Let's do it!
[09:32] Jashin
Let's deepen our bond!
[09:36] Medusa
Ready? Reach your hand out!
[09:38] Jashin
Okay!
[09:42] Medusa
Jashin-chan!
[09:43] Jashin
Medusa!
[09:48] Medusa
Now our bond is even deeper!
[09:52] Jashin
It's even deeper than Hell!
[09:55] Medusa
Jashin-chan!
[09:57] Jashin
Medusa!
[09:58] Medusa
Jashin-chan!
[09:59] Jashin
Medusa!
[10:00] Medusa
Jashin-chan!
[10:02] Yurine
Although...
[10:02] Jashin
Me-du-sa!
[10:02] Yurine
I feel like touching that stone
and getting rid of Jashin-chan
[10:03] Medusa
Jashin-chan!
[10:04] Jashin
Medusa!
[10:05] Medusa
Jashin-chan!
SIGN Separation Stone
[10:06] Jashin
Medusa!
[10:06] ---
would benefit Medusa
a lot more, personally.
[10:07] Medusa
Jashin-chan!
[10:08] Jashin
Medusa!
[10:11] Medusa
Jashin-chan! Do you hear music?
[10:15] Jashin
I do! I heard "bellybutton" again!
[10:19] Medusa
Jashin-chan, let's go dance!
[10:20] Jashin
Might as well dance, as they say!
[10:22] Both
Yay!
[10:26] Medusa
As long as we're dancing,
we should get everyone to join us!
[10:29] Medusa
Hey, everyone!
[10:31] Medusa
Come on over!
[10:36] All
Yay!
[10:41] Passersby
Yay!
[10:43] All
Yay!
[10:46] DevilA
Since Medusa High passed her powers
to Jashin-chan and the others,
[10:49] DevilA
they got everyone in the town hyped up,
[10:51] DevilA
and just like that, the Hokkai
Bellybutton Festival took off!
[10:55] Yurine
Anything goes in this anime, huh?
SIGN ° The Hokkai Bellybutton Festival is held August 28th-29th.
[11:07] DevilA
And this is the Wine Fountain
located near Furano Station.
[11:12] DevilA
This is water.
SIGN Clink
SIGN Suddenly
SIGN With Thanks for
the Earth's Blessings
SIGN With Thanks for
the Earth's Blessings
SIGN With Thanks for
the Earth's Blessings
SIGN Furano Wine Grape Factory
SIGN Furano Wine Grape Factory
[11:16] Yurine
The Medusa High effect just
kicked off yet another festival.
SIGN ° The Furano Wine Grape Festival is held
in early September.
[11:21] Minos
Hey, look!
[11:22] Pekola
They're trampling grapes!
[11:24] Poporon
That's how they make the wine!
[11:26] Pino
Looks fun!
[11:27] Lierre
Okay! We'll go do that, too!
SIGN Oh! I wanna do it, too!
SIGN Rich and
Nourishing
SIGN Rich and
Nourishing
[11:47] Lierre
This is pretty fun!
SIGN It feels funny!
[11:50] Minos
I'm gonna trample and trample
and trample some more!
[11:52] Poporon
I've never done anything like this before!
[11:55] Pekola
It feels so nice and cool on my feet!
[11:57] Pino
I hope it'll become delicious wine!
[11:59] Jashin
Trample with us, Yurine!
[12:02] Medusa
My heart is leaping!
[12:04] Yurine
Are you allowed to say that?
[12:06] Miku
There! There!
[12:07] Miku
Get all Miku-Miku'd up!
[12:09] Jashin
You're pretty good at this!
[12:12] Miku
You're not so bad yourself!
[12:13] Pino
This is making me want to drink some wine!
[12:17] Medusa
Then, let's go drink some later! It's on me!
[12:20] All
Yay!
[12:23] DevilA
To be continued in the second half.
[12:31] Medusa
Look at all these barrels!
[12:33] Medusa
And they're all full of wine!
[12:36] Pino
There are so many
different varieties of wine.
[12:39] Lierre
So they let it age for years,
sometimes even decades, huh?
[12:43] Lierre
That takes a lot of patience for humans,
considering their short lifespans.
[12:47] Jashin
I can feel the history in here!
SIGN It smells so nice!
[12:51] Minos
Hey, now. You need to wait
until you're an adult, Per-chan.
SIGN Aw.
[12:56] Winery Guy
Feel free to taste as many as you like!
[12:59] Winery Guy
Open!
[13:02] Jashin
Renaissance!
[13:04] Medusa
Passion!
[13:05] Jashin
What a nice, full flavor!
[13:07] Pekola
And so many varieties!
So much to be thankful for!
SIGN This grape juice is yummy, too!
[13:13] Lierre
Indeed, the cider is delicious, too.
[13:16] Pino
Lierre-sama...
[13:17] Lierre
What's gotten into you?
[13:18] Pino
You came down from Heaven to eliminate us...
[13:23] Pino
So I'll kill you before you can kill us!
[13:26] Lierre
Hey! Stop that!
[13:28] Pino
Drop in there already!
[13:32] Lierre
Hey, all of you! Stop laughing and help me!
[13:38] Minos
Gotta age her well!
[13:39] Pekola
Stop, Pino!
SIGN Another Bad Drunk
[13:45] Jashin
Huh?
[13:45] DevilA
Just then, possibly because
she drank the wine,
[13:49] DevilA
Jashin-chan shook off the
effects of Medusa High!
[13:52] Jashin
Medusa...
[13:54] Jashin
She's really enjoying this...
[13:57] Jashin
Can I really make her sell her organs for
my sake when she's having so much fun?
[14:03] Jashin
No, I can't!
[14:05] Jashin
When every day is this fun,
I can't just let that end!
[14:09] Jashin
I take it all back!
[14:12] Minos
What're you shouting about?
[14:14] Jashin
I take back what I said
about selling my organs.
[14:17] Jashin
And I take back what I said
about never working again.
[14:21] Jashin
I'll work, work, and work some
more, right here in Furano,
[14:25] Jashin
and I'll repay my debt myself.
[14:28] Jashin
Medusa, I won't make you sad anymore!
[14:34] Medusa
Jashin-chan...
SIGN You still haven't paid off Jashin-chan's debt?
[14:39] Yurine
It's not that we haven't.
It's just so bloated that we literally can't.
[14:49] Jashin
I'll work at Yoshida Farm!
[14:51] Jashin
Here you go! Your Furano Dream!
[14:55] All
Let's eat!
[14:56] Jashin
Enjoy.
[14:58] Jashin
I'll memorize all the
varieties of melon in Furano!
[15:01] Jashin
King Ruby! Felice!
[15:03] Jashin
Rupiah Red! Tiara!
[15:04] Jashin
King Ruby! Felice!
[15:06] Jashin
Rupiah Red! Tiara!
[15:07] Jashin
Perfect!
SIGN Furano Dream
[15:11] Jashin
I'm tired of this.
[15:16] Jashin
I'm just inherently
incompatible with working.
[15:19] Jashin
My cells are designed to not have to work.
[15:25] Jashin
What if I drew my face on this melon?
[15:31] Jashin
I think I might see a way
out of repaying my debt!
[15:34] Jashin
Let's get merchandising!
[15:37] Melon
You desire the power of melons?
[15:40] Jashin
That voice...
[15:41] Melon
Then... you shall have it!
[15:47] Jashin
Devil Fusion!
SIGN On the Scene
SIGN On the Scene
[15:50] Jashin
I'm Muskmelon Jashin-chan!
[15:53] Jashin
Now, step right up, ladies and gentlemen!
SIGN Jashin-chan Melon Expo
[15:55] Jashin
You can't buy these Jashin-chan
Melons anywhere else!
[15:58] Jashin
Buy now for a special bargain rate
of 60,000—no, 6,660,000 yen each!
[16:03] Jashin
Come on! Buy, buy, buy! It's a steal!
[16:07] Jashin
I couldn't sell a single one.
[16:10] Jashin
I guess no one's gonna buy a
melon for 6,660,000 yen, huh?
SIGN This is the Sorachi River
SIGN This is the Sorachi River
SIGN This is the Sorachi River
[16:18] Jashin
Sorachi?
SIGN This is the Sorachi River
[16:19] Jashin
Rats! If that major publisher, the
Hitotsubashi Group, was publishing my manga,
[16:24] Jashin
maybe I could've benefited
from the Sorachi name, too!
SIGN Jatama
[16:29] Jashin
What am I supposed to do?
[16:33] Jashin
I guess all I can do is float
aimlessly around Furano.
[16:37] Jashin
Floating, floating... Floating around Furano...
[16:49] Jashin
What beautiful scenery.
[16:52] Jashin
And this jam made by that old lady
that I bought near here...
[16:56] Jashin
Putting it on a red bean bun gives
me a hundred times the energy.
[17:02] Jashin
Goro's Stone House...
[17:05] Jashin
Is that "Goro" as in "Misogoro"?
[17:12] Jashin
They're as beautiful as Hell.
SIGN Hokkaido
Bellybutton
Festival
SIGN The
Bellybutton
of Hokkaido
Furano
City
SIGN This is the
center of
Hokkaido
SIGN Hokkaido
Central
Mark
[17:20] Jashin
Hokkaido Central Mark...
[17:24] Jashin
Is this the center of Hokkaido?
[17:26] Statue
Exactly, button!
[17:29] Statue
It's on the Furano Elementary School
grounds, and it's officially called:
[17:32] Statue
the "Hokkaido Central Latitude
and Longitude Survey Marker."
[17:36] Statue
It's dedicated cultural property, button!
[17:39] Statue
Starting in the year Taisho 3,
[17:41] Statue
a professor from what was then the Kyoto
Imperial University spent two years here,
[17:47] Statue
measuring the Earth's latitude
and longitude, as well as its gravity.
[17:51] Statue
The marker was erected
in commemoration, button!
[17:53] Jashin
Oh, really?
[17:54] Jashin
Thanks, fake statue.
[17:56] Statue
Don't call me fake, button!
[17:58] Jashin
So this "bellybutton" stuff is because
this is the center of Hokkaido, huh?
[18:03] Jashin
Bellybuttons guided me on this trip
to Furano. I almost feel a connection.
[18:07] Jashin
I wasn't just floating aimlessly after all.
[18:11] III
That's right.
[18:12] III
And you haven't forgotten
your connection to us, right?
[18:22] Jashin
No! I don't want to sell my organs!
[18:26] Medusa
You're garbage.
[18:27] Medusa
What were you doing wandering
around? You did no work at all.
[18:31] Jashin
Please help me! Forgive me!
[18:34] Yurine
Medusa High is gone.
She's in pissed mode now.
SIGN I can't blame her.
[18:40] Medusa
I've run out of patience with you.
I can't put up with you anymore.
[18:44] Jashin
Medusa!
[18:44] Lierre
You made your own bed.
[18:46] Poporon
Honestly...
[18:46] Jashin
No! I don't want to die! Help me!
[18:50] III
Well, we'll be taking Jashin-chan now.
[18:53] Yurine
She's all yours.
[18:54] IV
Hell has more supply than demand for organs,
so we'll make Jashin-chan work
[18:59] IV
for 66.6 billion years in the underground
empire until she pays off her debt.
SIGN Psst...
SIGN Psst...
SIGN Psst...
SIGN Psst...
[19:04] Medusa
Work hard underground and
think about what you've done.
[19:07] Jashin
Save me!
[19:08] Minos
Wait just a minute!
SIGN Virtue
SIGN Virtue
[19:11] Uozumi
Little lady, you run too fast.
Gimme a minute to rest.
SIGN Virtue
[19:15] Jashin
Minos and Uozumi of the Matsuya Family?!
SIGN Virtue
[19:18] Minos
My dad talked to the
higher-ups at Hell Financing.
[19:22] III
Your dad?
[19:23] Uozumi
He's the head of the Matsuya Family.
[19:28] Uozumi
The little lady here is the boss's daughter.
[19:31] Minos
The compound interest on the money
Jashin-chan borrowed is way too excessive,
[19:36] Minos
so he got them to agree to let her
pay back only what she borrowed,
[19:39] Minos
interest-free, over a period of 666 years.
SIGN Good
Faith
[19:42] III & IV
Huh?
[19:43] (Flashback) Voice
Okay!
[19:46] Uozumi
If the fish is kind to the water,
the water is kind to the fish.
[19:50] Uozumi
In return, you guys will be
doing our work from now on.
[19:54] IV
Oh, right. I can accept that.
[19:58] III
Okay, then, you're gonna
spend the next 666 years
[20:02] III
earning 3,750 yen each month to
pay off your debt. You got that?
[20:06] Jashin
Y-Yes, sir! Understood!
[20:10] Jashin
I'm saved!
[20:11] Jashin
3,750 yen a month isn't much different
from my monthly smartphone bill!
[20:16] Jashin
I'm free now!
[20:17] Yurine
Sheesh.
[20:18] Minos
Sorry to put you through
all that work, Lieutenant.
[20:21] Uozumi
Not at all. I'm here to do
anything you ask, little lady.
[20:24] Yurine
Minos's dad is a family boss? Wait, then...
[20:29] Uozumi
Oh, we're in the construction business.
One of the biggest and oldest in Hell.
[20:34] Yurine
And it's not just a front?
[20:36] Uozumi
We're a construction business.
[20:38] Medusa
Well, everyone, let's go back to Jinbocho.
[20:40] Pekola
Yes, let's go home.
[20:43] Pekola
I have my work, after all.
[20:45] Pino
I'd love to come to Hokkaido again.
[20:46] Poporon
Me, too.
[20:47] Lierre
We'll come back to check out all
the best foods—I mean, power spots!
[20:51] Yurine
It was a nice trip.
[20:53] Jashin
Hey!
SIGN Working at the farm was so much fun!
[20:54] Jashin
Hey! Untie me!
[20:57] Minos
We gotta come visit the cattle again!
[20:59] Jashin
Hey... Hey...
[21:02] Jashin
Hey!
[21:05] DevilA
And so, Jashin-chan was
left behind in Furano.
[21:12] DevilA
But!
[21:17] Jashin
Powder snow is the best!
[21:19] DevilA
She took the opportunity to
enjoy Furano to the fullest!
[21:23] DevilA
Chan-cha—
[21:25] Jashin
Hey, I remember you.
[21:27] Miku
Jashin-chan, let's sing together.
[21:31] Both
I'll get you all...
[21:35] Miku
...Miku-Miku'd up!
[21:35] Jashin
...Jashi-Jashi'd up!
[22:57] Jashin
That was super fun! Let's have tea
later with some sweets I made!
[23:02] Miku
Yay!
SIGN m 0 0 l 124 0 l 124 3 l 127 3 l 127 68 l 124 68 l 124 71 l 0 71 l 0 68 l -3 68 l -3 3 l 0 3
SIGN Medusa's mood
improved!
[23:10] Ran
I hear there's a pair of twin pandas
that's really popular in the human realm!
[23:14] Ran
Twin pandas! That sounds so nice!
[23:17] Ran
Wait, twins? That's it!
[23:20] Ran
Kyon-Kyon, want to become a panda, too?
[23:22] Kyon
I'll pass!
[23:23] Ran
Next time on Dropkick
on My Devil!! X, episode 10:
[23:28] Kyon
"Ask the Sky! My Name Is Jashin-chan!"
[23:32] Ran
Aw, but I think it'd be nice if we matched...
[23:37] Kyon
I'll pass!
E10 - Ask the Sky! My Name Is Jashin-chan!
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SIGN To Jashin-chan
[00:08] Jashin
I'm... I'm back.
[00:11] Jashin
I finally made it home!
[00:15] Jashin
Huh?
[00:16] Jashin
Yurine?
[00:21] Jashin
Yurine?
[00:24] Jashin
She's gone...
[02:01] Jashin
So anyway...p[
[02:03] Jashin
Yurine's gone.
[02:05] Minos
Also, welcome back, Jashin-chan.
[02:08] Jashin
Ya got a lot of nerve saying that!
You guys took off and left me in Hokkaido!
SIGN You deserved it.
[02:15] Minos
Your debt got taken care of, right?
[02:18] Medusa
Jashin-chan, when we're back in Hell,
we need to go thank Minos's dad.
[02:23] Jashin
That's the thing!
[02:24] Jashin
Yurine, the key to me
getting back to Hell, is gone!
[02:28] Jashin
I don't even care about my debt right now!
[02:31] Jashin
If Yurine isn't around,
I can never get back to Hell!
SIGN That's a pretty crazy thing to say in such a frenzy.
[02:38] Minos
Maybe Yurine-chan finally abandoned you?
[02:44] Jashin
You think I've been abandoned, then?
[02:46] Medusa
It's okay, Jashin-chan! You still have me!
[02:50] Jashin
You have nothing to do
with anything right now.
[02:53] Minos
She wasn't acting any different
when we ate together last night.
SIGN You have no idea why?
[03:01] Jashin
I have ideas. Lots of ideas. All the ideas.
[03:03] Minos
Okay, and do any of them
stand out in particular?
[03:06] Jashin
Hmm... A lot of them, but...
[03:09] Jashin
Maybe it was that...
[03:12] Yurine
You want to pound mochi?
[03:14] Jashin
Yes! They say it's good luck
to pound mochi on the 28th!
[03:19] Jashin
I've got a mochi-pounding set all ready.
[03:21] Jashin
I ordered it on Prime, and it got here
right away. That's Prime for you.
SIGN Click
[03:25] Miku
Miku delivery service!
[03:27] Jashin
So I want you to help!
[03:29] Yurine
That sounds like fun. Okay, I'll do it.
[03:34] Yurine
Oh, you've already pounded it?
[03:37] Yurine
Isn't it done now?
[03:39] Jashin
It takes two to pound mochi.
[03:42] Jashin
I'll pound it, and you can knead it, okay?
[03:47] Jashin
Here I go! Hup!
[03:51] Yurine
There we go.
[03:56] Jashin
You're supposed to say "Hup!"
so we can keep up the rhythm.
[04:00] Yurine
That kind of thing embarrasses me.
[04:02] Jashin
Say what?! You—
[04:04] Yurine
Oh, can it.
[04:06] Jashin
Still, you need to find a way
to get over it for me.
[04:09] Yurine
Okay, fine.
[04:11] Jashin
Hup!
[04:12] Yurine
Hup.
[04:13] Jashin
Hup!
[04:14] Yurine
Hup.
[04:15] Jashin
I'm getting into the groove now!
[04:18] Yurine
This is pretty fun, huh?
[04:21] Jashin
Hup!
[04:24] Jashin
Enjoy it all you can, 'cause you're about
to get your head split open and die.
[04:29] Jashin
Whoops, my hand slipped!
[04:37] Jashin
Are you dead? Well? Are you dead?
[04:40] Jashin
I finally did it!
[04:43] Jashin
Dinner tonight is Jashin-chan's
hand-pounded mochi with strawberry sauce!
[04:50] Yurine
Jashin-chan.
[04:52] Yurine
Jashin-chan!
[04:54] Yurine
Why'd you start laughing out
of nowhere? You're so creepy.
[04:58] Jashin
I only killed her in my head!
[05:00] Jashin
But if I do it just like in that
simulation, it'll work perfectly!
[05:04] Jashin
Here I go!
[05:05] Jashin
Whoops, my hand slipped!
[05:11] Jashin
Huh?
[05:14] Yurine
What?
[05:16] Jashin
Uh, sorry... My hand slipped... Um, I mean...
[05:21] Yurine
You're so tired that your hand slipped?
[05:24] Yurine
I'll swap with you, then.
You can do the kneading.
[05:27] Yurine
Give me the mallet.
[05:29] Yurine
Well, come on. Swap with me.
[05:35] Jashin
No...
[05:36] Jashin
No! I don't care about
mochi-pounding anymore!
[05:39] Jashin
Just die the normal way! Royal Copenhagen!
[05:53] Yurine
Hmm, I don't have anyone to knead it now.
[05:56] Yurine
I wonder if Minos is around.
[06:01] Jashin
So that happened.
[06:04] Jashin
Actually, that hurt me
a lot more than it hurt her...
SIGN That just sounds like one of your usual stories.
[06:10] Minos
Yeah, business as usual.
SIGN Maybe she really did just abandon—
[06:16] Jashin
She did not abandon me!
[06:18] Minos
Didn't you find any clues at all? Like a note?
[06:22] Jashin
A note? Hmm...
SIGN To Jashin-chan
SIGN To Jashin-chan
SIGN To Jashin-chan
SIGN To Jashin-chan
SIGN To Jashin-chan
[06:27] (Flashback) Jashin
"To Jashin-chan"?
[06:29] (Flashback) Jashin
Nom, nom, nom, nom...
[06:31] (Flashback) Jashin
Gulp.
[06:33] Jashin
Oh, yeah, that thing!
[06:34] Minos
So she did leave a letter, then?
[06:37] Jashin
Hang on just a minute.
SIGN You ate it before even reading it?
[06:41] Minos
Why would you even eat it?
[06:44] Jashin
My bad, my bad.
[06:45] Minos
Gross!
SIGN I'm going back to
my parents' home.
Yurine
[06:48] Yurine
I'm going back to my parents' home.
SIGN I'm going back to
my parents' home.
Yurine
SIGN I'm going back to
my parents' home.
Yurine
[06:50] Jashin
Her parents' home?
SIGN I'm going back to
my parents' home.
Yurine
[06:51] Both
Her parents' home?
[06:53] Jashin
So there you have it.
Yurine's back at her parents' home.
[06:56] Jashin
She didn't abandon me after all!
SIGN I heard "going back my parents' home" is what people say when they leave their partner.
[07:05] Jashin
What?! Really?!
SIGN So she did abandon you.
[07:09] Jashin
What... did you say?
[07:11] Jashin
So using up all my allowance on gambling,
blowing my spending money on horse races,
[07:15] Jashin
then running off with 30 million yen
was really that intolerable?
[07:20] Minos
You can say all that
without feeling bad about it?
[07:23] Jashin
Does she have any idea how much
I suffered living on the run
[07:26] Jashin
from Hokkaido in the north
to Kyushu in the south?!
SIGN I thought you enjoyed it quite a bit, actually...
[07:33] Minos
Is that all she wrote in the note?
[07:37] Jashin
Wait. There's more.
[07:43] Jashin
Here.
[07:44] Minos
Ugh, gross! Jeez...
[07:47] Minos
What's it say?
SIGN If anything
happens,
call my
smartphone.
SIGN This is my
family's address:
XXXXXXXXXXXX
Shinjuku Ward
SIGN I'll be back tomorrow.
[07:48] Minos
"If anything happens, call my smartphone.
This is my family's address."
[07:52] Minos
"I'll be back tomorrow," huh?
[07:55] Jashin
Oh, so she's coming back?
[07:58] Jashin
See? I wasn't abandoned after all.
SIGN Good for you.
[08:02] Jashin
Her family lives in Shinjuku? That's not far.
[08:05] Minos
You didn't know where her family lived?
[08:08] Jashin
Yurine doesn't talk about herself much.
She's very mysterious.
[08:13] Jashin
Not that I care, though, so it's fine!
[08:15] Medusa
Oh, come on, Jashin-chan. If you didn't care,
there was no need to say anything.
[08:20] Medusa
You're like those nerds on social media
who can't resist offering their opinion
[08:23] Medusa
and who talk way too much.
[08:25] Jashin
Medusa, your character's
completely fallen apart.
SIGN Well, anyway, why don't we pay that address a visit?
[08:31] Minos
Yeah.
[08:33] Jashin
Right! Then we'll find out!
[08:34] Minos
Okay, let's all go in my new ride!
[08:38] Jashin
New ride?
[08:41] Minos
C'mon, hop in. I bought it in Obihiro.
[08:45] Jashin
It's just like the last one.
[08:45] Medusa
Here you go.
SIGN Thanks!
[08:47] Minos
No, it's a little bigger.
[08:49] Pino
It seems awfully noisy over here.
[08:51] Pino
Oh? Are you going out
somewhere so early in the year?
[08:55] Medusa
Just to visit Yurine's family home.
SIGN Want to come with us?
[08:59] Pino
Huh?
[08:59] Pino
I-I'll pass, thank you.
[09:02] Jashin
Yeah, you should pass on this one.
[09:04] Jashin
This vehicle's already over capacity.
[09:07] Jashin
But the next time you make something,
don't hesitate to bring it over.
[09:11] Jashin
Making sweets is the only thing
you're good at, after all.
[09:13] Medusa
Hey, Jashin-chan! That's not true!
[09:16] Pino
Hmph. I only bring those for Hanazono-san.
[09:20] Jashin
Ke-ke-ke!
[09:21] Minos
Okay, we're taking off! Hold on tight!
[09:24] Jashin
'Kay.
[09:25] Minos
Off we go!
[09:30] Pino
This is no time to stand around cleaning.
[09:33] Pino
I'll make some delicious sweets
that'll leave Jashin-chan speechless.
SIGN Giant
Panda
SIGN Big
SIGN Bear
SIGN Cat
SIGN Giant
Panda
SIGN Big
SIGN Bear
SIGN Cat
SIGN Giant
Panda
SIGN Big
SIGN Bear
SIGN Cat
SIGN Cat
SIGN Bear
SIGN Giant
Panda
SIGN Big
[09:40] Jashin
"Big bear cat"?
[09:46] Kyon
In Chinese, it means "panda"!
SIGN Red Panda
SIGN Small
SIGN Bear
SIGN Cat
[09:53] Ran
And the kanji that reads "small
bear cat" means "red panda."
[09:57] Minos
We're here!
[10:01] Medusa
This is where Yurine-san's family lives?
[10:03] Minos
I didn't know Yurine-chan's
origin story included a shrine.
[10:06] Jashin
Orange ginger ale?
SIGN Pathetic.
[10:11] Minos
Well, let's head on in!
[10:13] Jashin
Do you have a death wish?!
[10:15] Minos
Ow!
[10:16] Minos
What'd you do that for?
[10:18] Jashin
Shrines are holy places.
[10:19] Jashin
It might have a barrier
around it to ward off devils.
[10:22] Minos
Huh? So what do we do, then?
[10:25] Jashin
Whoops, my hand slipped!
[10:30] Jashin
Looks like there's no barrier.
SIGN You really are a devil.
[10:35] Medusa
Jashin-chan, you're so mean!
[10:37] Jashin
Now we know it's safe to go i—
SIGN What are you doing?
[10:45] Jashin
Why am I the only one who can't go in?
[10:47] Jashin
Oh, I know! It must be
because I'm wearing my cape!
[10:55] Jashin
It wasn't the cape?
[10:57] Medusa
Are you okay?
[11:04] Jashin
I just have to... force my way in!
[11:07] Minos
W-Wow...
[11:14] Minos
She really got in.
[11:16] Medusa
Amazing, Jashin-chan.
[11:18] Jashin
So long as ya got energy,
you can do anything!
SIGN You lost your tail.
[11:22] Yurine
What are you guys doing?
[11:24] Jashin
Gah! Yurine!
[11:29] Jashin
Why are you dressed like that?
[11:31] Yurine
Oh, this is my work uniform.
[11:33] Yurine
I came here to help out
with the New Year's work.
[11:37] Jashin
A miko shrine priestess? Miko? Mik—
[11:41] Jashin
I'm Miku-chan!
[11:43] Yurine
I put up a barrier that should've
kept only Jashin-chan out. Weird.
[11:47] Jashin
But why?!
SIGN Yurine-chan, sorry we came over unannounced.
[11:51] Minos
We were just curious to see
the place where you were born.
[11:55] Medusa
So you were raised at a shrine?
[11:57] Yurine
It's not like I was hiding it or anything.
It just never came up.
[12:01] Minos
I see.
[12:03] Minos
So the secret to your strength
is all this holy power.
SIGN Maybe that's not all it is.
[12:13] Yurine
What are you talking about?
[12:15] Minos
Nothing.
[12:17] Medusa
Looks like it's a huge success!
[12:19] Yurine
Yeah, it's New Year's Day. That's why they're
short-handed and asked me to help out.
[12:28] Jashin
Ooh! An offering box!
[12:32] Medusa
Jashin-chan!
[12:34] Jashin
How much is in here, I wonder? Can I break it?
[12:37] Yurine
You know...
[12:39] Yurine
Karma...
[12:41] Yurine
...is going to get you!
[12:43] Jashin
Don't try this at home, kids!
[12:46] Yurine
Well, since you're here,
want to draw fortunes? On the house.
[12:51] Minos
Oh, sounds good!
[12:53] Medusa
Are you okay?
[12:54] Jashin
I-I can't get up.
SIGN I thought you could do anything so long as you had energy?
[13:00] Yusa
Please continue to support
my sister and me this year!
SIGN Very Bad Luck
SIGN Fortune
SIGN Very Bad Luck
SIGN Fortune
SIGN Very Bad Luck
[13:06] Jashin
You got very bad luck!
[13:08] Jashin
You're done for!
[13:09] Yurine
I got Fair Luck.
[13:11] Medusa
Me, too.
SIGN I got Fair Luck, too.
[13:14] Jashin
You're the only one who got
Very Bad Luck. You're in trouble.
[13:18] Minos
But Very Bad Luck is really rare, right?
So maybe I'm actually lucky!
[13:22] Yurine
You're so optimistic, Minos.
[13:25] Jashin
She's not optimistic. She's just an idiot.
[13:28] Jashin
Poor thing.
[13:29] Jashin
You have to live in fear
of your imminent death now.
[13:33] Jashin
Incidentally, I'm not afraid of dying.
[13:35] Jashin
I'm a strong devil, after all.
SIGN You're such a bad person, Jashin-chan.
[13:41] Yurine
Well? What did you draw?
[13:43] Jashin
Let's see...
SIGN Death
SIGN Fortune
SIGN Death
[13:47] Jashin
I-Is this...
[13:49] Medusa
So what'd you get?
[13:49] Jashin
...the continuation of the fortune
I got in Obihiro? No way. It can't be...
[13:50] Minos
Bad news?
SIGN Let me see it.
SIGN "Death"?
[13:57] Minos
What the heck?
Yurine-chan, what does it mean?
[14:00] Yurine
I've never seen it before.
What a bad omen to start the year with.
SIGN m 0 0 l 100 0 100 100 0 100
SIGN Gastric
Acid
Rising
SIGN m 0 0 l 100 0 100 100 0 100
SIGN Gastric
Acid
Rising
SIGN m 0 0 l 100 0 100 100 0 100
SIGN Gastric
Acid
Rising
SIGN m 0 0 l 100 0 100 100 0 100
SIGN Gastric
Acid
Rising
SIGN m 0 0 l 100 0 100 100 0 100
SIGN Gastric
Acid
Rising
SIGN Is Jashin-chan gonna die?
[14:10] Jashin
I won't die.
[14:12] Jashin
I will not die!
SIGN Thank You 39
Dropkick!
[14:20] Jashin
I will not die!
SIGN Thank You 39
Dropkick!
[14:26] Miku
You got a death wish?!
[14:28] Yurine
What were you even trying to do?
[14:30] Medusa
I think she just panicked.
[14:35] Jashin
What in the world is this?
It's scary! "Death" is way too scary!
SIGN But you just said you weren't afraid of dying.
[14:42] Jashin
Medusa! Trade with me!
[14:44] Medusa
Huh?
[14:44] Yurine
Trading fortunes won't do you any good now.
[14:52] Medusa
Don't cry. I'll protect you.
[14:55] Jashin
Wah-Wah-Wentz Eiji!
[14:57] Minos
Stop crying.
[15:02] Yurine
She's such a pain.
[15:04] Yurine
Let's take her home.
SIGN Don't you need to help out here?
[15:07] Yurine
Having an unlucky devil like her here
would be even worse for business.
[15:12] Jashin
Wah-Wah-Wentz Eiji!
[15:14] Miku
You got a death wish?!
SIGN Gag Police
SIGN Gag Police
SIGN Gag Police
SIGN Gag Police
SIGN Gag Police
SIGN Gag Police
SIGN Gag Police
SIGN Gag Police
SIGN Gag Police
[15:19] Jashin
Every human I see looks
like they want to kill me...
[15:23] Tanahashi
Hey, part-timer!
[15:24] Tanahashi
We got a job on short notice. Can you make it?
[15:27] Pekola
Uh, I'm in Shibaura recording
for PekoTube right now...
[15:31] Tanahashi
Be here in three minutes, part-timer.
[15:33] Jashin
Even him.
SIGN Great Luck
[15:35] Chiba
I can't believe we scored tickets to
Noel-chan's New Year's Special Secret Live Show.
SIGN Great Luck
SIGN Great Luck
SIGN Great Luck
SIGN Great Luck
SIGN Great Luck
SIGN Great Luck
SIGN Great Luck
SIGN Great Luck
SIGN Great Luck
[15:39] Chiba
What an amazingly lucky start to the year.
[15:41] Ozaki
Praying at that shrine earlier paid off!
[15:43] Hashira
I hope I get to pick up some of her hair.
[15:46] Jashin
And them, too.
[15:47] Jashin
Wait...
[15:48] Jashin
One of the four of you
might want to kill me, too.
[15:53] Jashin
In that case...
[15:55] Jashin
In that case, I'll just kill you first!
SIGN She's jumping at every shadow now.
[16:00] Minos
Stop it!
[16:04] Jashin
Hey, Medusa, walk between me and the cars.
One of them might try to crash into me.
[16:09] Medusa
Huh?
[16:10] Jashin
You'll protect me, right?
SIGN You went crashing into one yourself earlier...
[16:17] Jashin
Gah!
[16:19] Guy
I'm sorry! I accidentally dropped my knife!
[16:22] Jashin
Screw you! Ya tryin' to "accidentally" kill me?!
[16:25] Mei
Stop right there, thief!
SIGN Ceremonial
SIGN Warding
SIGN Arrows
[16:29] Girl
Welcome.
[16:31] Mei
I told you to stop!
[16:39] Medusa
Jashin-chan, are you okay?!
[16:41] Jashin
There's an arrow in my head...
[16:45] Mei
Orochimaru!
[16:48] Mei
I'm so lucky I got to see you
so early in the new year!
[16:52] Jashin
Hey... You need to chase the thief...
[16:53] Mei
Come on, Orochimaru! I'm posting
my Happy New Year tweet! Smile!
[16:58] Yurine
I'm back.
[16:59] Three
Thanks for having us over.
[17:02] Jashin
I somehow made it home without dying.
[17:05] Jashin
I should be fine now.
[17:06] Yurine
What are you talking about?
That fortune was for the whole year.
[17:11] Jashin
Huh?
[17:12] Yurine
That means you get to live
in fear 24/7, all year long.
[17:21] Jashin
You're kidding...
[17:26] Jashin
I'm gonna go crazy!
[17:31] Minos
She ran off.
SIGN She's not gonna go on the run again, is she?
[17:35] Yurine
I seriously don't want to have to run
all over Japan looking for her again.
[17:40] Jashin
I'm going to die... I'm going to die?
[17:43] Jashin
I'm going to die this year?
[17:45] Jashin
Before I can go back to
Hell or defeat Yurine?
[17:49] Jashin
Can't I change my future?!
[17:51] Jashin
It can't be true!
[18:08] Yurine
I swear...
[18:09] Medusa
I hope Jashin-chan has
enough funds to run away on...
[18:13] Yurine
She can't have gotten too far.
[18:15] Medusa
I need to get this money to her quick.
[18:18] Yurine
Medusa...
[18:21] Medusa
Oh, it's from Minos.
[18:23] Medusa
She knows where Jashin-chan is!
[18:30] Jashin
The sunset is beautiful.
[18:32] Jashin
What a fantastic view.
[18:41] Jashin
Imagine a cruel, merciless devil
like myself shedding tears...
[18:47] Jashin
My fear of dying earlier
seems like a lie now.
[18:50] Jashin
I won't do anything bad anymore.
[18:52] Jashin
I'll stop wasting money on
gambling and live straight.
SIGN Fruit
Figure
SIGN Empty
SIGN Fruit
Figure
SIGN Empty
[18:56] Jashin
I'll do it to protect this beauty.
[18:59] Mei
It's just like the sunset
in Kushiro, isn't it?
[19:03] Jashin
Mei? You didn't go to Kushiro.
[19:08] Mei
When I'm worn out from work,
[19:09] Jashin
Ignoring me, huh?
[19:10] Mei
I sometimes just want to come up
here and watch the sunset.
[19:13] Mei
When I see this beautiful sunset,
my trivial worries don't matter anymore.
[19:19] Mei
And neither do peace,
justice, order, morality...
[19:22] Jashin
Uh, but you're a police—
[19:24] Kyon
I know what you mean.
[19:27] Jashin
Kyon-Kyon? You two are here, too?
[19:30] Kyon
When I see the beautiful sunset,
the difficult things don't matter.
[19:34] Kyon
I can just handle them with my fists!
Violence is the only way!
[19:37] Jashin
How do you get there
from a beautiful sunset?!
[19:41] Minos
Found ya, Jashin-chan!
SIGN I can't believe you ran this far.
[19:47] Minos
Yeah, seriously.
[19:48] Minos
But I get it, Jashin-chan. I understand
the passion a sunset can inspire.
[19:53] Minos
All you need to do is shout out
all the feelings built up in your chest!
[19:59] Minos
You stupid sunset!
[20:01] Jashin
What did the sunset do wrong?!
SIGN That's so '80s...
[20:04] Pekola
Ham...
[20:06] Pekola
A glowing circle with
orange around the edge...
[20:11] Pekola
It's a round slice of ham!
SIGN Ham
SIGN Ham
SIGN This is the
orange part
[20:12] Jashin
It's the setting sun!
SIGN Ha
SIGN Ha
SIGN Ha
[20:14] Lierre
It's just like you to see
food in the setting sun.
[20:18] Lierre
It looks like a pancake to me.
[20:20] Jashin
It does not!
[20:21] Jashin
And where the heck did you
guys come from, anyway?!
[20:26] Yurine
It really is pretty.
[20:31] Jashin
Yurine...
[20:32] Yurine
You're constantly causing trouble for me,
[20:36] Yurine
but this red sunset looks just like...
[20:39] Yurine
...your bloody tail after I've cut it off.
[20:42] Jashin
Yours is the scariest of all!
[20:44] Yurine
Jashin-chan, don't cause trouble
by suddenly disappearing like that.
[20:49] Yurine
Or I'll kill you.
[20:50] Jashin
Yes, ma'am.
[20:51] Yurine
That said, I guess you were
drawn to this pretty sunset
[20:55] Yurine
like bugs to a fluorescent light.
[20:58] Jashin
Uh, it wasn't just me...
[21:00] Yurine
Look. They just keep coming.
[21:03] Jashin
Also, "bugs"?
[21:11] Jashin
This is way too many!
[21:13] Medusa
We were worried about you, Jashin-chan.
[21:15] Medusa
Why'd you have to say that when
I was getting all sentimental?!
[21:18] Yurine
Heh, sentimental?
[21:20] Yurine
Still, since all these people are here,
[21:23] Yurine
why don't we all sing together as one?
[21:28] Jashin
Wait, why?!
[21:29] [SONG] Song
We are all alive
[21:32] Jashin
What the heck was this
episode about, anyway?!
[21:35] Yurine
You know this is how it always is.
[21:37] [SONG] Song
We're hungry, so...
[23:11] Ecute
At long last, I get to make my appearance!
[23:14] Atre
Princess, the people are asking who you are.
[23:17] Ecute
What?! There are people who don't know me?!
[23:21] Ecute
I am the vampire princess who governs
the Transylvania Family of Hell,
[23:26] Ecute
the cutest, smartest, and most
noble being in Hell, Ecute-sama!
[23:28] Atre
Next time on Dropkick
on My Devil!! X, episode 11:
[23:32] Atre
"The Jinbocho Blood Donation Center."
[23:34] Atre
I, Atre, am also looking
forward to meeting all of you.
E11 - The Jinbocho Blood Donation Center
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[00:14] Lierre
Sorry about this, Pino.
The TV at the orphanage isn't working.
[00:17] Pino
I-It's all right.
[00:19] Pino
She's lying.
[00:20] Pino
She came here so the two of us
would be alone and she can kill me.
[00:25] Pino
I need to use the bathroom.
[00:29] Lierre
Pino?
[00:30] Lierre
The bathroom's not that way.
[00:32] Pino
I-I-I meant the bathroom outside...
[00:36] Lierre
What's up with her?
[00:39] Lierre
Oh, well. Time for Patra-chan!
SIGN Patra
SIGN Patra
SIGN chan
SIGN chan
[00:47] TV
Patra-chan!
[00:49] Patra
Hi!
[00:51] Baddie1
You've caused us a lot of trouble.
[00:53] Baddie1
Tell us the secret of Pyramid Power!
[00:56] Patra
I'll never tell you!
[00:58] Horus
Don't, Princess! If Pyramid Power falls
into the wrong hands, the world's done for!
[01:02] Baddie2
All right then. If we can't get it out of her,
we'll have to get it out of you.
[01:07] Horus
Huh?!
[01:08] Patra
Fool! You know Horus will never tell you!
[01:10] Baddie1
Then die.
[01:12] Horus
F-Fine! I'll talk!
[01:13] Patra
Come on!
[01:14] Horus
Shut up! I'm scared! The fear's too much for me!
[01:18] Patra
He's so useless.
[01:22] Lierre
Patra-chan never disappoints. What a riot!
SIGN To Be Continued
SIGN The Patra
SIGN Exhibition
Is On!!
[01:27] Patra
The Patra Exhibition is on!
SIGN Eccentric
Patra-chan
SIGN Stop!
SIGN The Patra
SIGN Exhibition
Is On!!
SIGN Parents and children attending together
will receive an Eccentric Patra-chan figure*!
SIGN Parents and children attending together
will receive an Eccentric Patra-chan figure!
[01:29] Patra
Parents and children attending together*
will receive an Eccentric Patra-chan figure!
SIGN Eccentric
Patra-chan
SIGN Stop!
SIGN Eccentric
Patra-chan
SIGN Stop!
SIGN Eccentric
Patra-chan
SIGN Stop!
SIGN Eccentric
Patra-chan
SIGN Stop!
SIGN Eccentric
Patra-chan
SIGN Stop!
SIGN Eccentric
Patra-chan
SIGN Stop!
[01:35] Lierre
A free Eccentric Patra-chan figure?!
[01:40] Lierre
That's...
[01:42] Lierre
I want it! No matter the cost, I want it!
[01:46] Lierre
I have to go to the Patra-chan Exhibition!
[03:22] Lierre
It's only for children accompanied by a
parent, huh? So all I'm missing is a parent.
[03:28] Lierre
And none of them look
anything like parents.
[03:32] Yurine
I'm not gonna be your mom.
SIGN m 0 0 l 100 0 100 100 0 100
SIGN m 0 0 l 100 0 100 100 0 100
SIGN Orphanage
Iron Commando
SIGN m 0 0 l 100 0 100 100 0 100
SIGN Orphanage
Iron Commando
SIGN m 0 0 l 100 0 100 100 0 100
SIGN Orphanage
Iron Commando
SIGN m 0 0 l 100 0 100 100 0 100
SIGN Orphanage
Iron Commando
SIGN m 0 0 l 100 0 100 100 0 100
SIGN Orphanage
Iron Commando
[03:39] Lierre
About the same there.
SIGN Oh, Lierre. Where have you been?
[03:51] Hashira
What?! But why?!
[03:54] Staff
It's only for parents and
children attending together.
[03:58] Hashira
No way! But I'm here with my family!
[04:02] Staff
Yes, well...
[04:04] Chiba
See? I told you it wouldn't work!
[04:06] Chiba
He's not my real dad!
We don't look anything alike!
[04:10] Ozaki
Shigeruko...
[04:13] Hashira
You know what, miss? You're right.
[04:17] Hashira
She and I aren't related by blood, it's true.
[04:21] Ozaki
D-Dear...
[04:22] Hashira
But I've always wanted
to be a true father to her.
[04:28] Hashira
There's not much I can do for her.
[04:31] Hashira
This Eccentric Patra-chan figure is the
first thing Shigeruko ever asked me for!
[04:36] Hashira
So please, let me be her father!
[04:39] Hashira
Give us this figure!
[04:40] Staff
But...
[04:41] Hashira
Give us the Patra-chan figure!
[04:43] Hashira
I'll do anything for my little girl!
[04:46] Hashira
I'm begging you!
[04:47] Ozaki
Dear!
[04:48] Staff
Sir...
[04:49] Hashira
I'll grovel! I'll dance naked!
[04:52] Hashira
I'll eat a live tarantula if you tell me to!
[04:55] Staff
You don't need to do that!
[04:57] Hashira
I can do it!
[04:58] Staff
No, that's not what I...
[05:00] Chiba
You...
[05:05] Chiba
Eat it, then.
[05:07] Chiba
If you're my dad, then eat this tarantula!
[05:25] Hashira
Shigeruko, your dad ate the tarantula.
[05:29] Chiba
Dad...
[05:31] Ozaki
Dear!
[05:32] Staff
Just yesterday, "Dad" was
the one playing the child.
[05:41] Miku
Where can I get Yukio-sensei's autograph?
[05:42] Staff
Uh, ma'am! Leeks
aren't allowed in here!
[05:45] Chiba
I have more! Eat another one!
[05:47] Ozaki
Dear...
[05:50] Lierre
I got it!
SIGN How nice.
[05:57] Lierre
You have to act like
my mom while we're here.
[06:01] Lierre
We came to the Patra Exhibition
as mother and child, remember?
SIGN Yes, yes.
[06:07] Lierre
Oh, they have Patra-chan goods on display!
SIGN Awe
[06:10] Lierre
I don't have this one.
[06:12] Lierre
Oh, the author's autograph.
[06:14] Lierre
Don't care.
[06:17] Persephone
Lierre always did love childish things.
[06:28] Lierre
A life-sized Patra-chan cutout!
[06:31] Lierre
Meet
Patra-chan!
[06:32] Lierre
Persephone, would you take my picture?
SIGN Aren't we mother and child? What child asks a favor of her mother like that?
[06:39] Lierre
Huh?
[06:41] Girl
Mommy, take my picture!
[06:43] Mom
Okay.
SIGN If you ask me like that, I'll take one for you.
[06:49] Lierre
I can't talk like that!
SIGN No photo with Patra-chan, then.
[07:05] Lierre
Muh...
[07:06] Lierre
Mommy, take my picture.
SIGN How cute!
SIGN Okay, I'm taking it.
[07:17] Lierre
It's all for Patra-chan!
[07:26] Medusa
Morning, Minos!
[07:28] Minos
Morning!
[07:30] Medusa
We have our health exams
and combat ability tests today.
[07:34] Medusa
I hate this day. My combat ability's so low.
[07:37] Minos
You don't have to feel bad about that!
[07:41] Minos
There's hardly ever any
fighting in Hell anymore.
[07:44] Minos
The health exam is more important!
[07:48] Minos
By the way, what's that line
you've got next to you?
[07:54] Jashin
Heya.
[07:57] Jashin
I was prepping my body for the
health exam, and I ended up like this.
[08:03] Jashin
To lose weight, I shadow-boxed in
a sauna while wearing a sauna suit,
[08:07] Jashin
ate only one tomato a day every day,
[08:10] Jashin
and didn't drink any liquids at all.
[08:12] Minos
You dork! You're not Chikaraishi!
[08:16] Medusa
I said she should drink at least one glass
and handed it to her, but she just dumped it.
SIGN Smirk
SIGN m 0 0 b 24 -9 54 -14 71 -14 b 103 -15 134 -13 153 -9 b 150 6 150 21 151 37 b 130 32 104 33 76 34 b 60 34 41 35 24 37 b 16 39 8 40 0 42
SIGN m 0 0 b 0 0 0 -1 2 -2 b 2 -2 2 -2 3 -2 b 4 -2 5 -2 6 -1 b 6 -1 7 0 7 1 b 7 2 7 2 7 3 b 7 4 7 4 6 5 b 5 6 4 6 3 6 b 2 6 2 5 1 5 b 1 5 0 6 0 6 b 0 5 -1 4 -1 3 b -1 2 -1 1 -1 0
SIGN m 0 0 b 0 0 0 -1 2 -2 b 2 -2 2 -2 3 -2 b 4 -2 5 -2 6 -1 b 6 -1 7 0 7 1 b 7 2 7 2 7 3 b 7 4 7 4 6 5 b 5 6 4 6 3 6 b 2 6 2 5 1 5 b 1 5 0 6 0 6 b 0 5 -1 4 -1 3 b -1 2 -1 1 -1 0
SIGN m 0 0 b 24 -9 54 -14 71 -14 b 103 -15 134 -13 153 -9 b 150 6 150 21 151 37 b 130 32 104 33 76 34 b 60 34 41 35 24 37 b 16 39 8 40 0 42
SIGN m 0 0 b 24 -9 54 -14 71 -14 b 103 -15 134 -13 153 -9 b 150 6 150 21 151 37 b 130 32 104 33 76 34 b 60 34 41 35 24 37 b 16 39 8 40 0 42
SIGN Hell School
[08:31] Medusa
I'm 27 kilograms!
[08:33] Minos
I'm 31 kilograms.
SIGN Minos
SIGN Minos
SIGN Minos
SIGN Minos
[08:35] Minos
I'd like to put on a little more weight
so I'll have a stronger punch.
SIGN Minos
SIGN Minos
[08:39] Minos
You're a little too light, Medusa. Eat more.
[08:48] Jashin
T-Two kilograms.
[08:51] Minos
What made you like this?
[08:54] Jashin
I gotta get into a lower weight
class so I can fight Yafuki.
[08:57] Medusa
You're so easily influenced by manga.
[09:00] Minos
Yafuki doesn't weigh two kilograms.
[09:03] Jashin
But now that I've been weighed,
I can eat and drink all I want.
[09:10] Jashin
F-First, some water...
[09:15] Jashin
Water...
[09:17] Medusa
You shouldn't drink so much so soon!
[09:26] Jashin
Boy, that was embarrassing!
[09:28] Jashin
My body couldn't accept me suddenly
drinking all that water, and I passed out.
[09:28] Teacher
Stand up straight. I need to measure you.
[09:32] Minos
Minos
[09:32] Minos
Seriously, you're gonna die
one day if you're not careful.
[09:35] Jashin
Nah, if I died, the anime
and manga would both end.
[09:38] Minos
Minos
[09:38] Jashin
It's fine, it's fine!
[09:38] Minos
Minos
[09:42] Teacher
Medusa-san, you're 130 centimeters.
[09:44] Teacher
Minos-san, you're 135 centimeters.
[09:52] Teacher
Jashin-chan-san, you're...
[09:54] Teacher
about two meters?
[09:57] Jashin
Yay! I'm top of the class!
[10:00] Jashin
I'm the tallest and the
lightest in our class!
[10:02] Jashin
These guys are just so tiny!
SIGN Don't cheat, Jashin-chan. Just get measured at your normal height.
[10:09] Jashin
My tail counts toward my height!
SIGN Last of all, we have the combat ability test.
SIGN You'll each fight a slime to determine your combat abilities.
[10:23] Jashin
I'll beat it to a pulp with my killer move!
SIGN Come with me, Jashin-chan.
[10:28] Jashin
Huh?
SIGN Devils measuring over two meters tall...
SIGN have to fight a cyclops.
[10:34] Jashin
Huh?! Wait, uh, I don't...
[10:37] Jashin
I-I'm fine just fighting a slime!
SIGN Sorry, but you can't.
SIGN Jashin-chan...
SIGN Good luck.
[11:07] Voice
Please begin.
[11:13] Jashin
Th-This isn't a combat ability test!
If I fight this thing, I'll die!
[11:20] Jashin
What kind of school is this?!
This shouldn't be allowed at a school!
[11:24] Jashin
I'm gonna complain to
the board of education!
[11:30] Jashin
Who are you groaning at, you jerk?!
[11:35] Jashin
That didn't do a thing to him.
[11:38] Jashin
And I haven't eaten, so I have no strength.
[11:41] Jashin
I have no choice.
[11:43] Jashin
I'll finish this with my killer move!
[11:46] Jashin
Dropkick!
[11:50] Voice
KO!
SIGN m 0 0 l 100 0 100 100 0 100
SIGN Brains
Leaking
Out
[11:53] Voice
You lose.
SIGN m 0 0 l 100 0 100 100 0 100
SIGN Brains
Leaking
Out
[12:01] Jashin
I don't know this ceiling...
[12:04] Medusa
Oh, you're awake?
[12:06] Medusa
You're in the nurse's office.
[12:08] Minos
Are you okay?
[12:09] Jashin
Ow... I got my butt kicked.
[12:13] Minos
Yeah, your brains were oozing out.
[12:15] Jashin
It's cruel to make a
student fight that thing.
SIGN It's your own fault for cheating, Chikaraishi.
[12:21] Jashin
I'll never cheat again.
[12:26] Jashin
I totally could've beaten that cyclops!
[12:29] Jashin
But I was so hungry...
[12:32] Jashin
My stomach growled.
SIGN Would you like to eat at my house today?
SIGN I made curry.
[12:39] Jashin
Yay!
[12:40] Medusa
Sensei, you're getting
married soon, aren't you?
[12:43] Minos
It's so cool that you're
marrying the King of Hell!
[12:46] Jashin
I'll be checking to make sure that old Hades
is well-off enough to be worthy of you!
SIGN Children don't need to worry about things like that!
SIGN Diary of
Evil Deeds
SIGN Year 3
SIGN Pazuzu Class
SIGN Jashin-chan
SIGN Faked my height!!
[13:00] Jashin
This brings back memories.
SIGN Dropkicked
a cyclops!
SIGN Dropkicked
a cyclops!
SIGN Dropkicked
a cyclops!
[13:04] Jashin
I can't show you the other
pages! They're too evil!
[13:11] Jashin
Wow, even when I was little,
I was always a bad girl!
[13:16] Jashin
And I was so pointy, I could stab anyone.
[13:19] Jashin
Of course, Sensei was pretty impressive, too.
[13:22] Jashin
Even if those were the rules,
she was way too ruthless.
SIGN Blood Donation Center
[13:30] Jashin
Was there always a blood
donation center here?
SIGN Blood Donation Center
[13:33] Jashin
And it's pretty cool-looking.
SIGN Type
SIGN Type
SIGN Type
SIGN Type
SIGN Crisis
[13:36] Jashin
The need for all blood
types is at crisis level?
[13:39] Jashin
Okay!
[13:40] Jashin
I'm gonna do something good today
to cancel out all my evil deeds!
[13:46] Jashin
Anybody home?
[13:48] Jashin
I'd like to donate.
Do you accept devil blood?
[13:52] Jashin
That's hot!
[13:54] Jashin
Hot! Hot! Hot! Hot! Hot!
[13:55] Ecute
Leave.
[13:58] Ecute
I have no need of blood
that isn't from a human.
[14:01] Jashin
Hey! What'd you do that for?!
You burned my tail!
[14:05] Jashin
I came here to donate, and you repay
my generosity with belligerence!
[14:09] Jashin
You call yourself blood
donation center staff?!
[14:12] Jashin
Wait...
[14:13] Jashin
Are you from Hell?
[14:15] Jashin
Actually, you're a vampire, aren't you?
[14:19] Ecute
Correct.
[14:20] Ecute
I'd heard devils and angels
resided in this town.
[14:24] Ecute
You must be one of them.
[14:26] Ecute
This is a sacred place to
the noble vampire clan.
[14:29] Ecute
Common devils such as yourself
are not permitted here.
[14:33] Jashin
Excuse me?!
[14:34] Jashin
Since when is the vampire clan so noble?
[14:36] Jashin
I hate you guys. You always act like
you're better than everyone else!
[14:40] Ecute
We aren't acting.
We are better than everyone else.
[14:44] Ecute
Especially me.
[14:46] Ecute
Because...
[14:47] Ecute
I am the vampire princess who governs
the Transylvania Family of Hell,
[14:52] Ecute
the cutest, smartest, and most
noble being in Hell, Ecute-sama!
[14:57] Ecute
I am also the head of the Jinbocho
branch of this donation center.
[15:02] Ecute
I am not merely "staff."
[15:04] Jashin
Hm, my apps could probably
be organized a little better.
[15:07] Jashin
I'd rather not have any apps on
my home screen if I can avoid it.
[15:11] Ecute
A very important being just introduced
herself to you! Pay attention!
[15:16] Jashin
Okay, Princess, to thank you for your
lovely introduction, I'll introduce myself.
[15:21] Jashin
I'm the daughter of the top VIP at what
is basically Hell's Ministry of Agriculture...
[15:27] Jashin
The intelligent and pretty
Jashin-chan of the proud devil nobility!
[15:32] Jashin
I'm also the most loved, adored,
and popular being in this town!
[15:36] Jashin
An eye for an eye, you stupid brat!
[15:41] Ecute
H-Hey! That was dangerous!
[15:44] Ecute
I am but a fragile, transient little girl!
[15:49] Jashin
You use way too many
descriptive words for yourself.
[15:53] Jashin
What's wrong?
[15:54] Ecute
I can't get up. Help me.
[15:56] Jashin
Huh?
[15:58] Ecute
I am very weak!
[16:01] Jashin
You act all important, and
you're weak? That's just sad!
[16:04] Jashin
All right, fine.
[16:06] Ecute
An opening!
[16:07] Ecute
Fool!
[16:08] Ecute
I'm actually very strong, but I pretended
to be weak so you'd let your guard down!
[16:11] Eccentric
Soft and Airy Milk Punch!
[16:24] Jashin
You really are weak.
[16:28] Jashin
Wow, so there's finally someone
weaker than me in this story now.
[16:32] Jashin
It sure feels great not
being on the bottom rung!
[16:37] Jashin
Now, let me ask you something.
[16:40] Jashin
Why did a vampire set up a
blood donation center in my town?
[16:44] Jashin
What are you after?
[16:46] Ecute
Save me, Atre! Atre, are you here?!
[16:52] Atre
You called, Princess?
SIGN Blood Donation Center
SIGN Blood Donation Center
[16:57] DevilA
It's commonly believed that
vampires are weak to sunlight, fire,
[17:01] DevilA
crosses, garlic, silver bullets,
and flowing water.
[17:09] DevilA
That's a lot of weaknesses.
[17:11] Atre
It seems the princess
used her projectile attack,
[17:14] Atre
Light and Fluffy Strawberry Flambé, on you.
[17:18] Atre
I apologize profusely for her rudeness.
[17:18] Jashin
Light and Fluffy?
[17:21] Atre
Princess...
[17:26] Atre
Why the hell'd ya go attackin'
someone livin' an honest life, moron?!
[17:29] Atre
Ya think ya can cause trouble
for other denizens of Hell
[17:32] Atre
and still call yerself a vampire princess?!
[17:35] Atre
Apologize right now!
[17:37] Ecute
Forgive me! Please forgive me!
[17:40] Atre
Go ahead, Princess.
[17:42] Atre
The princess will now
cut off her finger to atone.
[17:45] Atre
Please take her finger home
with you as an apology.
[17:48] Jashin
Uh, really, there's no need for that...
[17:52] Jashin
You've really got it rough, huh?
[17:55] Atre
Allow me to introduce myself.
[17:57] Atre
I am the princess's educator,
Atre of the vampire clan.
[18:03] Jashin
I'm Jashin-chan of the proud devil nobility!
[18:06] Atre
Jashin-dono, you say?
[18:08] Jashin
That's Jashin-chan-dono!
[18:10] Jashin
Why did you set up a blood
donation center in Jinbocho?
[18:13] Jashin
I asked the princess, but she brushed
me off, so I want you to tell me.
[18:18] Atre
Then, let us discuss it over tea.
[18:22] Jashin
Ooh! Fresh Moon and Daimaru-yaki!
[18:25] Jashin
These are so good! You guys like them, too?
[18:28] Atre
Yes.
[18:29] Jashin
Chow time!
[18:30] Atre
Ordinarily, vampires have no need
for any food other than blood,
[18:35] Atre
but we do enjoy experiencing
the flavors of food.
[18:38] Ecute
Delicious!
[18:40] Atre
So we thought...
[18:42] Atre
If we attack humans to drink their blood,
it will invite conflict with Heaven.
[18:47] Atre
So why not simply open
a blood donation center,
[18:50] Atre
and have the humans bring
their blood to us themselves?
[18:53] Ecute
And the humans get to feel
they've done good by donating blood.
[18:57] Ecute
It's two birds with one stone.
[18:59] Jashin
You say that like you're doing them a favor,
but you're just tricking them, y'know.
[19:04] Atre
That is why we vampires are now building
blood donation centers all over Japan.
[19:11] Jashin
It's not just the one in this town?
[19:14] Jashin
And you're the head of the
Jinbocho branch, Princess?
[19:17] Ecute
Tee-hee!
[19:18] Ecute
Just so you know, there's a reason why
I personally became the head of this branch.
[19:24] Ecute
I am searching for a certain human.
[19:27] Jashin
A human?
[19:28] Ecute
Rumor has it a human who has
tamed both devils and angels,
[19:31] Ecute
who goes by the name of
Hanazono Yurine, lives in this town.
[19:35] Jashin
H-Hanazono Yurine?!
[19:37] Ecute
You know her?
[19:39] Jashin
Nope...
[19:41] Jashin
For now, I'll just
pretend I don't know her.
[19:44] Ecute
I see.
[19:46] Jashin
And, um... What's your
business with this human?
[19:49] Atre
Our king wants her to ally with our clan.
[19:53] Ecute
I want to bring the human back
with me to help my father!
[19:58] Ecute
If she has attracted the attention
of both devils and angels,
[20:01] Ecute
she must be truly brilliant!
[20:04] Jashin
Huh. I see.
[20:07] Jashin
Well, I guess it's time for me to get going.
[20:10] Atre
You have to leave so soon?
[20:12] Jashin
If you don't take devil blood,
I can't donate, right?
[20:16] Jashin
So bye.
[20:19] Ecute
What came over her all of a sudden?
[20:22] Atre
Perhaps she remembered
some urgent business?
[20:30] Jashin
You gotta be kidding me!
[20:32] Jashin
They want Yurine to
team up with the vampires?!
[20:35] Jashin
If Yurine does that, she'll become immortal!
[20:38] Jashin
Then I'll never make it back to Hell!
[20:41] Jashin
I can't find Grimoire: Apocrypha anywhere,
either. What would I do if I lost Yurine, too?!
[20:48] Jashin
I have to kill Yurine before
she can team up with them.
[20:53] Jashin
No...
[20:54] Jashin
If I kill her, the vampires
will come after me!
[20:59] Jashin
This is a real problem!
[21:01] Jashin
Seriously, what am I supposed to do?!
[21:05] Jashin
It's no use! I'm too dumb to think this much!
Everything in my head's mashing together
[21:09] Jashin
and I don't know what to do!
[21:14] Jashin
That's right.
[21:17] Jashin
There's no need to think about it right now.
SIGN Life
Theater
[21:25] Jashin
I need to calm my mind.
SIGN Life
Theater
[21:29] Jashin
Tell me what I should do, Life Theater!
[21:33] Jashin
A quick pull will give me answers.
[23:10] Jashin
Ah, well done making it this far, everyone!
[23:13] Jashin
The third season of Dropkick
on My Devil is finally ending!
[23:17] Jashin
Wait, can I make it back to
Hell in just one more episode?!
[23:21] Yurine
Good question. Can you?
[23:24] Yurine
Next time on Dropkick
on My Devil!! X, episode 12:
[23:29] Yurine
"Forever Dropkick."
Look forward to it.
[23:33] Jashin
"Forever"?
[23:35] Jashin
That makes it sound like
I'll never make it back...
E12 - Forever Dropkick
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[00:03] Ecute
There...
[00:04] Ecute
There's a dog here!
[00:06] Ecute
Do something, Atre!
[00:08] Atre
I-I'm not good with dogs, either...
[00:11] Ecute
We finally found out where Hanazono
Yurine lives, but now we can't get in!
[00:20] Minos
Somethin' wrong?
[00:22] Ecute
Oh, are you a devil?
[00:25] Atre
We've come to see the one who resides
here, Hanazono Yurine-dono, but...
[00:29] Ecute
We vampires don't like dogs...
[00:32] Minos
Oh, you're vampires?
[00:35] Minos
Beth's a beast of Hell, so you're safe.
[00:37] Ecute
I-It's not a dog?
[00:43] Minos
Come on in.
[00:46] Jashin
Ah, it's you two!
[00:48] Ecute
You're that snake from the other day!
[00:51] Atre
You are Hanazono Yurine-dono?
[00:53] Yurine
Yes.
[00:54] Yurine
Are these friends of yours?
[00:57] Ecute
You said you didn't know Hanazono Yurine!
[01:00] Jashin
Gulp!
[01:01] Yurine
Huh?
[01:02] Jashin
Uh-oh! They're here to
recruit Yurine into their clan!
[01:06] Jashin
You idiot! Why'd you let them in?!
[01:09] Jashin
They're vampires! In human terms,
they're an organized crime ring!
[01:13] Atre
It is true that we vampires
do not lead praiseworthy lives.
[01:19] Atre
But we do our best to avoid
causing trouble for those who do.
[01:24] Ecute
Besides, it's because we take in
rogues who have nowhere to go
[01:29] Ecute
that all devils can live
their lives in peace.
[01:32] Jashin
Hmph! Listen to you, justifying yourselves!
[01:36] Jashin
Yurine, these two are bad people
who built a phony blood donation center
[01:40] Jashin
to collect human blood.
[01:42] Jashin
You should chase 'em off right now.
[01:44] Yurine
You know, you've been rude to
our guests since they got here.
[01:49] Yurine
And you falsely told them
you didn't know me.
[01:51] Yurine
Seems a bit fishy.
[01:54] Minos
Jashin-chan, you're not the type
to care what race people are.
[01:58] Jashin
Well, I just turned into that type now!
[02:01] Yurine
And what is it you wanted to see me about?
[02:04] Atre
Forgive us for not
introducing ourselves.
[02:07] Atre
This is Princess Ecute
of the Vampire Kingdom.
[02:11] Ecute
Nice to meet you!
[02:12] Atre
And I am her attendant, Atre.
[02:15] Atre
We have come here to ask a favor of you.
[02:18] Atre
Princess, please explain.
[02:21] Ecute
You're a human, yet you have conquered
devils and even domesticated angels.
[02:26] Ecute
You're a bit of a celebrity
among the vampires.
[02:30] Yurine
Huh?
[02:31] Minos
Hey, you're a star!
[02:32] Jashin
Don't encourage her!
[02:34] Ecute
And my father, the king of the vampires,
has taken an interest in your abilities.
[02:40] Ecute
What do you say to
becoming part of our clan?
[02:45] Jashin
No!
[02:45] Jashin
She'll never join you! Right, Yurine?!
[02:48] Atre
Our king has said he will
arrange anything you desire
[02:51] Atre
and provide you with
the utmost hospitality.
[02:54] Jashin
I told you, she'll never
join you! Just go home!
[02:57] Jashin
You'll never join them, right, Yurine?!
[03:00] Yurine
I could be a cool vampire like
the ones in movies and manga?
[03:05] Jashin
Uh-oh. She's interested.
[03:08] Jashin
Say something, Minos!
[03:10] Jashin
You can't have Yurine
becoming a vampire, right?!
[03:13] Minos
Well...
[03:15] Minos
She'd be immortal, so we could
be friends forever! I'd like that!
[03:20] Yurine
Wait, so...
[03:22] Yurine
Will he get me a really
cool vampire outfit, too?
[03:28] Atre
Of course.
[03:29] Yurine
I see...
[03:32] Minos
Yurine-chan as a vampire, huh? Sounds good!
[03:32] Jashin
I have to stop this! I have to stop Yurine
from becoming a vampire, whatever it takes!
[03:36] Yurine
Yeah, it does...
[03:36] Minos
You'd be really cool!
[03:38] Jashin
Think... I have to think!
[03:39] Minos
It'd suit you well!
[03:41] Jashin
It's no use!
[03:42] Jashin
I'm thinking so hard, everything in my brain
is way beyond mashed together! It's on fire!
[03:56] Jashin
I see.
[03:58] Jashin
You want Yurine on your
side that badly, do you?
[04:01] Jashin
Then I guess I'll have to get serious, too.
[04:07] Jashin
Please! Please give up on
getting Yurine to join your clan!
[04:14] Jashin
Nailed it!
[04:16] Jashin
There's no one who can look at a perfect
prostration like this and not feel moved!
[04:20] Ecute
I will not give up.
[04:21] Jashin
Huh?!
[04:22] Ecute
Now I just want her to join us even more.
[04:24] Jashin
Why, you!
[04:27] Jashin
Have you no pity for someone
who's groveling in front of you?!
[04:32] Jashin
If you make Yurine one of you, I'll stop
the water supply to the Vampire Kingdom!
[04:36] Ecute
What?!
[04:37] Minos
You know you can't do that.
[04:39] Minos
You don't have that kind of authority.
[04:41] Jashin
I do, too!
[04:43] Jashin
Just you wait.
[04:44] Jashin
I'm the daughter of a VIP at what is
basically Hell's Ministry of Agriculture.
[04:51] Jashin
Hello, Daddy? It's Jashin-chan.
[04:55] Jashin
Listen, I have a favor to ask.
[04:57] Jashin
I was hoping you could stop the water
supply to the Vampire Kingdom...
[05:01] Jashin
What?!
[05:02] Jashin
Yes...
[05:03] Jashin
Yes.
[05:05] Jashin
No, I'm really not joking around...
[05:08] Jashin
Yes, sir. I'm sorry. Goodbye.
[05:13] Jashin
He said if I keep joking
around, he'll kill me.
[05:16] Yurine
Dang, your dad's hardcore.
[05:18] Minos
He's as tough on you as ever, huh?
[05:22] Jashin
Damn that useless father of mine!
Damn gerontocracy!
[05:26] Pino
I won't let you bring
Hanazono-san into your clan!
[05:30] Pino
I heard everything!
[05:32] Jashin
Pino...
[05:33] Ecute
Oh, an angel.
[05:35] Ecute
Eavesdropping seems in
poor taste for an angel.
[05:38] Pino
I came to bring her a cake
and just happened to overhear.
[05:41] Pino
Hanazono-san!
[05:43] Pino
Please don't join the vampire clan!
[05:46] Pino
If you go away, who'll protect
me from Lierre-sama?!
[05:50] Yurine
Uh, I...
[05:51] Pino
Aren't you my savior?!
[05:53] Yurine
Wait a...
[05:56] Pino
You just need to go away!
[05:59] Ecute
Atre... Save me!
[06:01] Jashin
That's it! Get her!
[06:02] Atre
Oh, Princess...
[06:04] Pino
I won't let you have Hanazono-san,
even if it costs me my life!
[06:08] Jashin
If you're prepared to die for it,
[06:09] Jashin
you should have the guts to get
yourself killed taking out Lierre-san, too.
[06:12] Yurine
Cut it out already.
[06:17] Pino
Hanazono-san!
[06:22] Atre
I see the rumors were true.
[06:23] Atre
Princess, let us leave for today.
[06:27] Atre
We have informed her of our intentions.
[06:30] Ecute
No.
[06:31] Atre
Princess...
[06:32] Ecute
I will take her home today
and earn my father's praise!
[06:35] Ecute
I'll make her one of us
even if I have to use force!
[06:39] Atre
Princ—
[06:40] Ecute
I refuse to leave!
[06:45] Atre
Shut the hell up!
[06:46] Atre
There's a procedure ya gotta follow
with these things, you dumbass!
[07:00] Atre
I am sorry you had to see that.
[07:02] Atre
We will be taking our leave now.
[07:07] Atre
Yurine-dono...
[07:09] Atre
We have not given up on you.
[07:12] Atre
We look forward to receiving your
favorable response on another day.
[07:16] Pino
Hanazono-san, please don't abandon me!
[07:19] Jashin
Whew! Pino, you saved us!
[07:23] Minos
Yurine-chan...
[07:25] Minos
So what do you think about their offer?
[07:27] Yurine
Well, vampires are really cool...
[07:31] Yurine
What should I do?
[07:33] Jashin
Don't think about it! Tell them no!
[07:35] Minos
Oh, if Yurine-chan becomes an immortal
vampire, you won't be able to go back to Hell.
[07:40] Minos
So that's why you're so desperate.
[07:42] Jashin
You really are an idiot!
[07:45] Minos
But they didn't seem likely
to give up anytime soon.
SIGN European-Style Curry
[07:54] Chiba
Nothing beats curry on a Sunday morning!
SIGN European-Style Curry
SIGN European-Style Curry
SIGN European-Style Curry
SIGN Hana
Udon
SIGN Glory
SIGN Hana
Udon
SIGN Glory
SIGN Hana
Udon
SIGN Glory
[07:57] Ozaki
Jinbocho, the town where you
can eat curry in the morning!
SIGN Hana
Udon
SIGN Glory
SIGN Hana
Udon
SIGN Glory
[08:00] Hashira
The best of the best!
SIGN Hana
Udon
SIGN Glory
SIGN Hana
Udon
SIGN Glory
SIGN Hana
Udon
SIGN Glory
SIGN Hana
Udon
SIGN Glory
SIGN Hana
Udon
[08:05] Jashin
What am I gonna do if
Yurine joins the vampire clan?
[08:09] Jashin
She'll get even stronger,
meaning I won't be able to kill her,
[08:12] Jashin
and I'll never be able to get back to Hell.
[08:16] Jashin
I don't wanna think about it...
[08:18] Guy
Outta my way!
[08:21] Jashin
Sorry.
[08:27] Ryo
Ugh, Jashin-chan, you reek of booze.
[08:32] Bakuga
Don't drink too much!
[08:37] Jashin
I've mellowed out so much.
[08:42] Devil
Is this really how you wanna be?
[08:44] Angel
You used to be as sharp as a knife,
[08:47] Angel
and you'd bite with the force of a mad dog.
[08:51] Devil
Looks like human life has gotten to you.
[08:55] Devil
You'll never beat Yurine that way.
[08:58] Jashin
What?
[08:59] Devil
Right now, you're just
like a defanged wombat!
[09:02] Jashin
Do wombats even have fangs?
[09:04] Jashin
Oh, I'm out of booze.
[09:06] Devil
Come on! You want the humans
to keep making fun of you?!
[09:10] Angel
Now is the time to reclaim
your pride as Hell nobility!
[09:14] Jashin
My pride as... Hell nobility?
[09:17] Jashin
That's right. I...
[09:21] Jashin
was born a noble of Hell!
[09:23] Jashin
How dare they mock me...
Who cares about vampires or Yurine?
[09:28] Jashin
I'll make them see that the
real me is a terrifying devil!
[09:32] Jashin
I'll thoroughly retrain my mind and body,
and take back my pride as a noble of Hell!
[09:36] Both
That's the way!
[09:41] Jashin
Ow! It hurts!
[09:45] Minos
95, 96, 97, 98, 99...
[09:48] DevilA
That very day, Jashin-chan began
torturing her own mind and body.
[09:54] Minos
Don't push yourself too hard!
[09:59] DevilA
This time, Jashin-chan was serious.
SIGN Life
Theater
[10:06] DevilA
All to reclaim her pride as a noble of Hell!
[10:13] Yurine
I'm home. I bought chicken.
[10:16] Yurine
Also, I ran into Lierre,
so I brought her with me.
[10:19] Lierre
I'm here to visit.
[10:21] Jashin
Hey.
[10:24] Lierre
What's all this?
[10:25] Yurine
Jashin-chan's food.
She's on a restricted diet right now.
[10:29] Lierre
Huh.
[10:31] Yurine
The only part of the chicken
she can eat is the keel.
SIGN m 0 0 l 0 0 l 23 0 b 24 0 24 1 24 1 l 24 14 b 24 15 23 15 23 15 l -21 15 b -21 15 -22 15 -22 14 l -22 1 b -22 1 -22 1 -22 1 b -22 1 -22 0 -21 0 l -21 0 b -21 0 -21 0 -21 0 b -21 0 -21 0 -21 0
SIGN ° Keel
Part of the breast.
Very healthy.
[10:34] Lierre
These fries are good.
[10:38] Jashin
I'm not who I used to be. I'm getting rid
of the naïveté along with the excess fat.
[10:49] Jashin
I guess I'll skip it.
[10:51] Jashin
If I'm too heavy, I can't move as sharply.
[10:53] Yurine
I don't think you've been hydrating
enough. You'll make yourself sick.
[10:58] Jashin
If you have time to worry about me,
use it to worry about yourself.
[11:03] Jashin
Once I get my strength back,
you're going to die.
[11:09] Jashin
Good night.
[11:19] Yurine
Jashin-chan still isn't awake.
[11:24] Yurine
Jashin-chan, it's morning.
[11:26] Yurine
I'm opening the door.
[11:29] Yurine
Huh?!
[11:30] Yurine
Jashin-chan turned into a mummy!
[11:34] DevilA
A mummified dorado.
SIGN Isn't it just called "dried fish"?
[11:41] Yurine
I don't know what happened, but I found her
mummified this morning. Pretty gross, huh?
[11:47] Yurine
Would a mummy count as burnable garbage?
[11:49] Medusa
Hey! Yurine-san!
[11:51] Yurine
I'm just kidding.
[11:54] Minos
Hey, Yurine-chan, did Jashin-chan
seem dehydrated to you lately?
[11:58] Yurine
Yeah, actually, she was
refusing to drink water yesterday.
[12:03] Minos
I thought so.
SIGN What do you mean?
[12:06] Minos
I think Jashin-chan becomes mummified
when her body gets really dehydrated.
[12:12] Minos
Once, when we were kids, she stopped
drinking to lose weight for a health exam.
[12:18] Minos
She ended up paper-thin back then, too.
[12:22] Minos
I guess she turned into a mummy this
time because she went beyond that.
[12:25] Yurine
She just went from
turning 2-D to turning 3-D.
SIGN Either way, she sure is dry.
SIGN Oops, it came off.
[12:34] Yurine
Oh, boy.
[12:36] Medusa
How can we get her back to normal?
[12:38] Minos
I think drinking water fixed her
up after our health exams.
[12:43] Medusa
Oh, you're right!
[12:47] Minos
She won't drink.
[12:48] Medusa
I guess she can't when she's a mummy.
SIGN Let's pour some water on her from a kettle!
[12:57] Minos
Oh, she's absorbing it!
[13:00] Medusa
Maybe we should put her in the bath?
[13:06] DevilA
Three minutes later...
SIGN Minutes
Later
[13:10] Jashin
Huh? Why am I in the bath?
[13:13] Medusa
She's back!
SIGN Just like freeze-dried food!
[13:17] Jashin
Huh? Huh?
[13:18] Jashin
Why are you guys watching me bathe?! Creeps!
[13:24] Jashin
Oh, I was mummified, huh?
[13:27] Jashin
And I thought I was keeping
just barely on the safe side...
[13:30] Jashin
How embarrassing.
[13:32] Minos
You took it way too far.
[13:34] Yurine
I think you've been pushing yourself
too hard. Why go through all that?
[13:40] Jashin
After living among humans for so long,
I've become a completely useless devil.
[13:46] Minos
She was always useless, right?
[13:48] Medusa
Yep.
[13:49] Jashin
I'm supposed to be a noble of Hell, yet I lost
all my devilish dignity to live in peace.
[13:55] Jashin
I couldn't allow myself to stay like that.
[13:59] Jashin
And now that those vampires are
trying to get Yurine to join them,
[14:03] Jashin
I'll really be done for if I don't change.
[14:06] Jashin
That's why I started retraining my mind and
body to reclaim my pride as a noble of Hell.
SIGN You can't do that, Jashin-chan!
SIGN You need to have more self-esteem!
[14:18] Jashin
Self-esteem?
SIGN You know, like, "I'm fine the way I am," or "I don't need to change."
SIGN Lines like that are all over the internet!
[14:28] Yurine
Some people have too much self-esteem
and end up just being obnoxious.
SIGN Totally.
[14:34] Jashin
You guys...
[14:35] Jashin
People who can't take a
joke are gonna hate you.
[14:38] Minos
I think you have your dignity, though.
[14:41] Jashin
Huh?
[14:42] Minos
Sensei was saying...
[14:44] Minos
since you came to the human realm,
fewer demons come here to attack humans.
[14:48] Medusa
That's right.
[14:50] Medusa
And she said the ferocious vampires
are a lot quieter now, too.
[14:54] Jashin
Sensei said that?
[14:55] Minos
It must be because
you're friends with humans.
[15:00] Medusa
They're afraid of you, Jashin-chan!
[15:02] Medusa
Because you're a proud noble of Hell!
[15:05] Jashin
A proud noble of Hell?!
[15:07] Jashin
Whoo! My self-esteem is skyrocketing!
[15:12] Jashin
Yeah, you might be right!
I had that feeling myself!
[15:16] Jashin
But hearing you guys say it
convinced me that it's true!
[15:20] Jashin
Yes!
[15:21] Jashin
Even if Yurine becomes a vampire,
I, a proud noble of Hell, will still kill her!
[15:28] Jashin
This calls for a party!
[15:30] Jashin
I've got my pride as a noble of Hell back!
SIGN Festival
SIGN Pride of Hell Nobility
[15:33] Jashin
It's a super joyous occasion!
[15:34] Jashin
Party time! Party time!
[15:40] Jashin
On my pride as a noble of Hell,
I will entertain all of you.
[15:45] Minos
All right!
[15:47] Pekola
Yay!
[15:57] Pino
Anyway, this is quite a large pool, isn't it?
[16:00] Yurine
Jashin-chan won it playing pachinko.
[16:06] Jashin
Just wait!
[16:07] Jashin
I'll make you guys the best yakisoba
and grilled corn you've ever had!
[16:13] Jashin
On my pride as a noble of Hell!
[16:15] Medusa
I'm glad she's feeling better.
[16:17] Minos
The power of self-esteem is amazing.
SIGN But the one the vampires and the other devils fear isn't Jashin-chan, right?
SIGN It's her dad they fear, isn't it?
SIGN They don't want to make an enemy of what's basically Hell's Ministry of Agriculture.
[16:33] Medusa
Shhh! Don't say that!
[16:35] Kyon
Feels nice and cool!
[16:37] Ran
Summers do get pretty hot in Tokyo.
[16:40] Pekola
They do.
[16:42] Pekola
I've nearly passed out in my
cardboard house a few times.
[16:46] Poporon
That's actually really bad, Pekola-sama.
[16:48] Jashin
I made my own special shaved ice!
[16:51] Jashin
These two helped me out!
[16:54] Yusa
Help yourselves, everyone.
SIGN Yay!
[16:59] Medusa
It's so cold and delicious!
[17:01] KyonRan
Hao chi!
[17:03] Pekola
I'm so blessed!
[17:05] Pekola
I get to go in a pool and even
eat shaved ice on such a hot day!
[17:09] Minos
I could eat cup after cup of this.
[17:11] Jashin
I'll make as many cups as you want!
[17:13] Jashin
On my pride as a noble of Hell!
[17:17] Jashin
The grilled corn is looking good, too!
[17:20] Miku
Corn! Corn!
[17:24] Mei
Orochimaru!
SIGN Ja
[17:25] Jashin
Mei!
SIGN Ja
SIGN Ja
SIGN Ja
[17:27] Mei
You're under arrest for starting
a fire in an inhabited building!
[17:30] Mei
I'll interrogate you at my place!
SIGN Ja
[17:32] Jashin
Wait, why?
[17:34] Mei
Hey, a pool!
[17:35] Mei
This is no time for work!
SIGN Ja
[17:39] Jashin
Don't wear a swimsuit under
your uniform to go patrolling!
[17:45] Mei
That sun is just criminal.
[17:47] Mei
Maybe if I put some more
sunspots in it, it'll cool down a bit.
[17:52] Jashin
Hey! What if you hit it and make it mad?!
[17:55] Yurine
Mei-san, please don't fire your gun here.
[17:58] Yurine
You'll make the neighbors worry.
[18:00] Mei
I'm sorry...
[18:02] Mei
Orochimaru, make me feel better!
[18:04] Jashin
O-On my pride as a noble of Hell,
[18:07] Jashin
I'm making grilled corn
and yakisoba right now!
[18:09] Jashin
So play with the others!
[18:12] Mei
Aw...
SIGN What's this? A pool?
SIGN Mother!
[18:16] Three
Lierre-sama!
SIGN Yurine-chan, I heard that you often help my daughter study,
SIGN so I brought some drinks over to thank you...
[18:25] Lierre
P-Pool...
[18:28] Lierre
Dolphin...
SIGN Since you're here, why don't you get in?
[18:32] Lierre
Wh-Why should I do something so childish?
[18:37] Yurine
The more, the merrier. Go on in.
[18:41] Lierre
Oh, fine.
[18:50] Poporon
Hey, cut that out!
[18:53] Mei
I can't lose at that game!
[18:54] Pekola
You can't use that!
[18:57] Lierre
Dolphin...
[19:01] Miku
How do I open this?
[19:07] Jashin
It's done! Eat up, all of you!
[19:10] Pekola
I couldn't be more grateful!
[19:12] All
Let's eat!
[19:22] Pekola
I'm so full. What bliss.
[19:27] Yurine
Thanks for doing all this
when it's so hot out.
[19:30] Medusa
Thank you, Jashin-chan!
[19:32] Minos
Thanks!
SIGN This was really fun!
[19:35] Jashin
C-Come on, don't make this weird!
[19:38] Jashin
All I did was entertain you
on my pride as a noble of Hell.
[19:41] Jashin
When you guys thank me this much,
I get scared something bad's gonna happen.
[19:48] Minos
What the heck?
[19:49] Yurine
Yeah, because you know
you behave badly all the time.
[19:52] Ecute
You can put me down.
[19:54] Atre
Did you really not want to join them?
[19:56] Ecute
Why should I do that?
[19:58] Ecute
I only came to see what
Hanazono Yurine was doing.
[20:01] Ecute
Let's go.
[20:05] DevilA
Meanwhile, in outer space...
[20:21] Jashin
What the heck?!
SIGN Jashin-chan! Use your pride as a noble of Hell to do something!
[20:27] Jashin
"Something"? I can't do anything about that!
[20:30] Pekola
Lierre-sama, please help us!
SIGN Playing in the pool made her sleepy.
[20:35] Pekola
Please, God!
SIGN God
[20:38] Yurine
Jashin-chan.
[20:39] Jashin
Huh?
[20:40] Yurine
You can do it.
[20:45] Minos
Jashin-chan!
[20:46] Medusa
Jashin-chan!
[20:47] Miku
Noble of Hell! Noble of Hell!
[20:51] All
Noble of Hell! Noble of Hell!
[20:54] All
Noble of Hell! Noble of Hell!
[20:58] Jashin
I... I will.
[20:58] All
Noble of Hell! Noble of Hell!
[21:01] Jashin
Jashin-chan, the noble of Hell,
[21:03] Jashin
on her pride as a noble of Hell,
[21:05] Jashin
will be your savior!
SIGN Jashin-chan!
SIGN I now bestow upon you the True Dropkick that's been so evasive in the anime!
SIGN That's it!
[21:17] Jashin
I have to enter a command?!
SIGN I thought it was supposed to take 80 years to learn...
SIGN That
seemed
easy?
[21:23] Jashin
Thanks, Sensei! Here I go!
[21:31] Jashin
I'll show the whole universe my
reclaimed pride as a noble of Hell!
[21:37] Jashin
This is who Jashin-chan is!
[21:40] Jashin
I'll protect my second hometown of Jinbocho,
[21:42] Jashin
the spirit of my Jashin-chan Dropkick,
[21:44] Jashin
and the hometown tax system!
[21:47] All
Jashin-chan!
[21:54] Jashin
Bring it on, sun. I'm the one you'll be fighting!
[21:58] Jashin
Jashin-chan Dropkick X!
[22:01] Jashin
The most precious thing in this world is...
[22:05] Jashin
love!