Season 2 - Dropkick on My Devil!! Dash

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SIGN    Dragon Books
SIGN    Grimoire
[00:43] Yurine
    Jashin-chan...
[00:49] Yurine
    Unbreaking bond... Oath of days long past...
[00:53] Yurine
    I am Black Xavier,
[00:56] Yurine
    the one who conveys the will
    of the devil to the people.
[01:01] Yurine
    Zazaas, zazaas, nasunazaas.
[01:11] Yurine
    Zurolo, zoas, nanomiala, hekau.
[01:16] Yurine
    Zurazza, zavai...
[01:19] Yurine
    Infernum!
[01:37] Jashin
    Huh?
[01:39] Jashin
    What? Where am I?
[01:44] Jashin
    Hey, the light came on.
[01:47] Jashin
    Did you summon me?
[01:50] Yurine
    She's real...
[01:51] Yurine
    Are you... Jashin?
[01:54] Jashin
    That's right! I'm Jashin-chan!
[01:57] Yurine
    The weird one?
[01:59] Jashin
    I'm not weird...
[02:00] Jashin
    L-Listen, you—
[02:01] Yurine
    My name is Yurine, not "you."
[02:06] Jashin
    And? Why did you, a human, summon me?
[02:10] Yurine
    No reason.
[02:11] Yurine
    I just thought it might be sorta
    interesting to summon a devil.
[02:16] Jashin
    Huh?
[02:17] Yurine
    I got my answer. You can go back now.
[02:20] Jashin
    Excuse me?
[02:21] Jashin
    We devils live busy lives, you know!
[02:23] Jashin
    Don't summon me if you
    have no business with me!
[02:26] Yurine
    Well, sor-ry!
[02:27] Yurine
    You looked half-asleep when you appeared,
[02:29] Yurine
    but if you're that busy, just go home!
[02:30] Jashin
    Huh? Why am I the one getting yelled at?
[02:34] Jashine
    Okay, then. Use the return
    spell to send me back to Hell.
[02:39] Yurine
    Return spell?
[02:42] Yurine
    Let's see...
[02:44] Yurine
    Oh, here we go.
[02:46] Yurine
    "And the spell to return
    a summoned devil to Hell is..."
SIGN    Continued in
    Volume Two
[02:52] Yurine
    This book has a second volume?
[02:55] Jashin
    "This book has a second volume," my ass!
[02:58] Yurine
    I guess it does say "Volume One" here.
[02:59] Jashin
    Go to the bookstore and buy it this instant!
[03:01] Yurine
    This was all they had.
[03:02] Jashin
    D'oh!
[03:04] Jashin
    Oh, no!
[03:05] Jashin
    I can't go back to Hell
    without the return spell!
[03:09] Yurine
    You can't get back any other way?
[03:12] Jashin
    Well, there is one way.
[03:13] Jashin
    When my summoner dies,
    I'll be automatically returned to Hell.
[03:17] Jashin
    So I can't go home until
    your life force runs out!
[03:22] Jashin
    If you had an unfortunate accident...
[03:24] Jashin
    Oh, how could I even think
    that?! That's simply...
[03:27] Jashin
    Unforgivable!
[03:29] Jashin
    That was careless of you, human!
[03:30] Jashin
    The day your life force
    runs out... is today!
[03:33] Jashin
    To us devils, humans are
    just worthless scum!
[03:36] Jashin
    Your luck ran out the moment you summoned me
    without the second volume of that grimoire!
[03:39] Jashin
    Now die, human!
[03:41] Jashin
    Taste the lethal power of my dropkick!
[03:44] Yurine
    Upsy-daisy.
[03:45] Jashin
    Huh?
[03:46] Jashin
    What?!
[03:46] Jashin
    Why the heck do you have a sword like that?!
[03:48] Yurine
    I guess I hold it like this?
[03:49] Jashin
    I'm in midair!
    I'm gonna fall right on top of it!
[03:49] Yurine
    This is a machete.
    It's more of an agricultural tool.
[03:51] Jashin
    I can't dodge or evade!
[03:53] Jashin
    Run away!
[03:54] Yurine
    No running away.
SIGN    Top Secret
[04:00] Commander
    Yurine, huh?
[04:01] Commander
    All of this feels so nostalgic.
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SIGN    Jashin-chan
    Commander
[04:04] Fighter
    We've been through all kinds
    of hardship because of her.
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SIGN    Jashin-chan
    Fighter
[04:08] Genius
    No need to dwell on the past.
    Let us discuss the future.
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SIGN    Jashin-chan
    Genius
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SIGN    Jashin-chan
    Origin
[04:14] Origin
    Is everyone here?
[04:17] Commander
    SJ hasn't arrived yet.
[04:19] Fighter
    Can't she even show up on time?
[04:21] Genius
    This is a real problem.
[04:23] Genius
    I'm rather busy with my research.
[04:25] Commander
    Origin, let's begin.
[04:27] Commander
    Our situation is urgent.
[04:29] Origin
    Yeah, but...
[04:30] Origin
    Let's wait a little longer.
    We can reminisce in the meantime.
[04:33] Genius
    Oh, brother.
[04:33] Fighter
    I'm in!
[04:34] Commander
    Origin! We need to get this meeting started!
[04:34] Origin
    Yeah, that happened not long ago, too...
SIGN    Vlad III spears Set of 5
    For skewering
[04:39] Yurine
    Vlad III... Vlad the Impaler's spears?
[04:42] Yurine
    Only 3,980 for a set of five? That's cheap.
SIGN    Dies by dropkick.
SIGN    Yurine
SIGN    Dies by dropkick.
SIGN    Dies by dropkick.
SIGN    Dies by dropkick.
[04:48] Jashin
    Death... NOT!
SIGN    Dies by dropkick.
SIGN    Dies by dropkick.
SIGN    Dies by dropkick.
SIGN    Dies by dropkick.
SIGN    Dies by dropkick.
SIGN    Dies by dropkick.
SIGN    Dies by dropkick.
SIGN    Dies by dropkick.
SIGN    Dies by dropkick.
SIGN    Dies by dropkick.
SIGN    Dies by dropkick.
SIGN    Dies by dropkick.
SIGN    Dies by dropkick.
SIGN    Dies by dropkick.
SIGN    Dies by dropkick.
[04:50] Yurine
    What are you writing?
[04:53] Jashin
    I just wrote down your name.
[04:55] Yurine
    Huh?
[04:56] Yurine
    Wait, is that a Death No—
[04:58] Jashin
    Tsk, tsk, tsk!
SIGN    Death NOT
[04:59] Jashin
    Don't assume it's on the same level as
    that era-defining masterpiece.
SIGN    Death NOT
SIGN    Death NOT
SIGN    Death NOT
SIGN    Death NOT
SIGN    Death NOT
[05:04] Jashin
    This is a Death NOT!
[05:07] Yurine
    A Death... NOT?
[05:08] Jashin
    It's my personal memo book.
[05:10] Jashin
    A simple notebook where I jot
    down whatever comes to mind.
[05:13] Yurine
    Oh, so I'm not actually going
    to die from a dropkick?
[05:18] Yurine
    You had me going there.
[05:19] Jashin
    Of course not!
SIGN    Wahahahahahahaha
[05:25] Yurine
    It's a pretty cool-looking notebook.
[05:27] Yurine
    I kinda want one, too.
[05:30] Jashin
    You let your guard down, Yurine!
[05:31] Jashin
    The Death NOT is
    an ordinary notebook,
[05:33] Jashin
    but it still distracted you,
    just like I planned!
[05:36] Jashin
    When you have an IQ of over 300 like I do,
[05:40] Jashin
    even the scribblings in a simple notebook –
    a Death NOT – become reality!
SIGN    Death NOT
[05:44] Jashin
    And now that you've left yourself wide open,
    my dropkick's gonna blast right through you!
[05:47] Jashin
    It's over, Yurine!
[05:55] Yurine
    Death... NOT.
[05:58] Guy
    Delivery!
[06:00] Yurine
    Coming.
SIGN    Yurine Dies by dropkick.
    
    Jashin-chan Dies by being stabbed with
     Vlad the Impaler's spear.
[06:05] Jashin
    "Jashin-chan..."
[06:05] Guy
    Sign here, please.
SIGN    Yurine Dies by dropkick.
    
    Jashin-chan Dies by being stabbed with
     Vlad the Impaler's spear.
[06:07] Jashin
    "Dies by being stabbed with
    Vlad the Impaler's spear..."
[06:07] Yurine
    Sure.
[06:09] Guy
    Thanks a lot!
[06:11] Yurine
    Prime sure is fast, isn't it?
[06:29] Jashin
    Why?
[06:34] Commander
    Damn it!
[06:36] Commander
    Curse that Hanazono Yurine!
[06:37] Commander
    Not only did she outwit us,
    she made an example out of us!
[06:42] Fighter
    Unforgivable! I won't forget this!
[06:42] Genius
    Who would've thought the
    idea I proposed would fail?
[06:45] Fighter
    I'm gonna make dinner tonight
    and then throw it away!
[06:45] Genius
    You put the plan together. Shouldn't
    you bear the responsibility, Commander?
[06:48] Origin
    You shouldn't waste food.
[06:48] Commander
    No! Not yet!
[06:50] Commander
    I can still fight!
[06:51] Origin
    Commander, that's enough.
[06:54] Commander
    I'm sorry. I got too worked up.
[06:57] Genius
    Save that fire for your
    online games, Commander.
[07:01] Origin
    Commander was right.
[07:03] Origin
    The situation demands urgency.
[07:05] Commander
    Yes, ma'am!
[07:07] Origin
    I hope SJ gets here soon...
[07:09] Three
    Still waiting...
[07:12] Genius
    She's finally here.
[07:13] Fighter
    You're late, SJ!
[07:17] Origin
    What?
[07:20] Genius
    What is this?!
[07:22] Water Bear
    It's 'cause I'm so tiny...
[07:24] ?
    What's this thing?!
    We've discovered a new species!
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SIGN    Jashin-chan
    Water Bear
[07:26] ?
    Probably just a bit of trash.
[07:27] ?
    What was that rumbling sound, then?
[07:32] Buddha
    All on Heaven and Earth
    are filled with conceit.
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SIGN    Jashin-chan
    Buddha
[07:35] ?
    Oh, it's just Buddha.
[07:36] Fighter
    Buddha?!
[07:37] Fighter
    She's stupidly huge!
[07:39] Commander
    Is this the end of days?!
[07:41] SJ
    Sorry I'm late.
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SIGN    Super Jashin-chan
    AKA SJ
[07:43] ?
    That impact...
[07:45] ?
    You got eaten by Buddha, didn't you?
[07:47] Fighter
    You're seriously late, SJ!
[07:49] SJ
    Venomous snakes don't rush.
[07:50] Origin
    Well, it doesn't matter.
[07:52] Origin
    Hurry up and take your seat.
[07:54] SJ
    Yeah, I'll pass on the chair.
[07:56] Origin
    Now that we're all here, let's get started.
[07:59] Origin
    You'll find documents in front of you.
[08:03] Commander
    This is...
[08:04] Fighter
    This is a tough one, all right.
[08:06] Genius
    Even with my brainpower,
[08:08] Genius
    getting to the correct answer won't be easy.
[08:14] Fighter
    Don't fall asleep, SJ!
[08:16] All
    Wh-What's going on?!
[08:18] Fighter
    Buddha! You're asleep, too?!
[08:20] Fighter
    Don't ever come back!
[08:21] Fighter
    Stay there till your
    successor takes over!
[08:23] Genius
    That'll take 5,600,070,000 years.
SIGN    — 5,600,070,000 Years Later —
[08:28] Maitreya
    Om maitreya svaha.
[08:29] ---
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SIGN    Jashin-chan
    Maitreya
[08:31] Origin
    What the hell was that?
[08:34] Genius
    Oh, no!
[08:35] Genius
    That tremor shook Water Bear
    clean out of my Petri dish!
[08:38] Genius
    My new species! My new
    species! What ever will I do?!
[08:38] Fighter
    Who cares about that speck of trash?
[08:40] Origin
    We all need to be focused on this right now.
[08:41] Water Bear
    It's 'cause I'm so tiny...
[08:44] Commander
    Origin, you can't make this decision!
[08:46] Commander
    What can you accomplish
    without hearing our opinions?!
[08:48] Origin
    Commander...
[08:50] Commander
    According to these documents,
    we have three options.
[08:52] Commander
    Without a doubt, I favor the first!
[08:54] Commander
    Swift decisions and actions
    are the shortest path to victory!
[08:59] SJ
    I'm tired.
[09:01] SJ
    This sucks. Who even cares?
[09:02] SJ
    I'm going to sleep.
[09:03] ESP
    You need to take this seriously, SJ.
[09:06] Fighter
    Who's there?! What do you want?!
[09:08] Genius
    Telepathy...
[09:10] Commander
    That means...
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SIGN    Jashin-chan
    ESP
[09:11] Jashin
    Jashin-chan ESP!
[09:13] SJ
    ESP?! Where are you?!
[09:15] ESP
    I am everywhere and nowhere.
[09:19] ESP
    I am existence and nothingness,
    one and all, devil and god,
[09:23] ESP
    bald and fluffy, slippery and chewy...
[09:26] ESP
    This is an important meeting
    that will determine Origin's future.
[09:30] ESP
    We have no need for incompetence.
    There is no value in your presence here.
[09:35] ESP
    Die!
[09:43] All
    ESP!
[09:44] ESP
    I used ESP to shatter her brain.
[09:46] Fighter
    I see you're as crazy as ever.
[09:49] Commander
    What fantastic killing power!
[09:51] Origin
    That's one less opinion we'll get to hear...
[09:54] DevilA
    When the smaller SJ is killed,
    the big one dies, too.
[09:59] DevilA
    Rest in peace.
[10:00] Commander
    It's all right, Origin.
[10:02] Commander
    One less voice will actually
    make this decision easier.
[10:06] Commander
    Let's hear what everyone thinks.
[10:08] Commander
    SJ is dead,
[10:09] Commander
    Water Bear is lost,
[10:09] Water Bear
    It's 'cause I'm so tiny...
[10:11] Commander
    and Buddha is on the
    cusp of reaching Nirvana.
[10:14] ESP
    I have a suggestion.
[10:16] ESP
    Shouldn't Origin's opinion
    be our collective opinion?
[10:20] Origin
    My opinion?
[10:21] Genius
    I see. That makes sense.
[10:23] Commander
    It does.
[10:24] Fighter
    I agree, I concur, I echo that thought!
[10:28] Origin
    Are you sure?
[10:29] ESP
    I am fine with it.
[10:30] Commander
    Then, I take back what I said.
[10:33] Commander
    I'll go along with Origin's opinion.
[10:35] Origin
    Everyone...
[10:41] Commander
    Origin, what is your decision?
[10:56] Origin
    Okay, I'll go with option 3: the beef stew!
[10:58] Commander
    Applause! Beef stew it is!
[11:01] All
    Congratulations!
[11:04] Jashin
    All right! We're having beef stew tonight!
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SIGN    Beef Shank
    For Beef Stew
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SIGN    Beef Shank
    For Beef Stew
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SIGN    Beef Shank
    For Beef Stew
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SIGN    Beef Shank
    For Beef Stew
[11:07] Jashin
    I seriously couldn't decide between
    curry, hashed beef rice, and beef stew!
SIGN    Meat Pavilion Yukio
[11:10] Jashin
    It's gonna be so delicious,
    Yurine won't believe her taste buds!
[11:14] DevilA
    In the Hanazono household,
[11:16] DevilA
    what to have for dinner is always
    decided by meetings in Jashin-chan's head.
[11:20] DevilA
    I'm sure all of you have meetings
    going on in your heads, too...
[11:23] Mei
    You can't trick me! I'm taking you all in!
[11:25] Ozaki
    You've got it all wrong!
[11:27] Katsura
    We're just cosplaying!
[11:27] Ozaki
    We're not actually grade schoolers!
[11:29] Chiba
    We may look like kids...
[11:31] Chiba
    Or well, maybe we don't...
[11:32] Chiba
    No!
[11:33] Chiba
    We're twenty years old!
SIGN    Grade Schooler
SIGN    Grade Schooler
SIGN    Grade Schooler
SIGN    Grade Schooler
SIGN    Grade Schooler
SIGN    Grade Schooler
[11:36] Chiba
    I lied.
[11:37] Mei
    You're under arrest!
[11:38] Both
    What?!
[11:38] Chiba
    We're, um, college students!
[11:41] Mei
    I can't trust anything you say,
    so I'm revoking your right to remain silent!
[11:41] DevilA
    They're actually closer to thirty.
SIGN    Yakiniku Heaven
SIGN    Yakiniku Heaven
SIGN    Yakiniku
SIGN    Yakiniku
SIGN    Heaven
SIGN    Heaven
[11:50] DevilA
    Sukiyaki at a yakiniku specialty restaurant!
[11:53] DevilA
    Of course, this isn't on the menu.
[11:55] DevilA
    This is truly the work of the devil.
[11:58] Pekola
    My Lord, please forgive me.
[12:00] Pekola
    I am once again involved in a
    Sabbat of devils, my sworn enemies.
[12:04] Pekola
    The witch said she would
    treat me, so I couldn't resist.
[12:07] Jashin
    What should I get?
[12:07] Pekola
    I need to return to Heaven
    as soon as possible, and yet...
[12:08] Minos
    Eat lots and get stronger, okay, II?
SIGN    I will, Minos-oneechan!
[12:12] Pekola
    Stronger, huh?
SIGN    What should I eat to get stronger?
[12:14] Pekola
    It's true that no battles are
    won on an empty stomach.
[12:15] Minos
    Well, I'd say... everything on the menu!
SIGN    Everything?!
[12:18] Pekola
    Yes. I'll eat my fill today.
[12:20] Yurine
    Eat together in peace, and no fighting.
[12:22] Yurine
    Don't disturb the other customers.
[12:24] All
    Okay!
[12:26] Jashin
    Well, I think I'll start with a beer!
[12:28] Minos
    Me, too!
[12:28] Yurine
    Nope.
[12:31] Jashin
    Okay, sake, then—
[12:32] Yurine
    Alcohol isn't included in the deal.
[12:34] Jashin
    Huh?
SIGN    New
    Year
    Special
SIGN    All-You-Can-Eat
SIGN    980 Yen (Per Person)
SIGN     Soft Drinks
    
    Unlimited Refills
    
    
    Drink Bar
SIGN    ° Separate Cost for
    Alcoholic Beverages
[12:35] Yurine
    We're all getting the drink bar.
[12:37] Jashin
    Okay...
[12:38] Medusa
    Well, we can have all
    the meat we want, so...
[12:42] DevilA
    The server took my sukiyaki away...
[12:47] Server
    Thank you for waiting!
[12:49] Minos
    Meat!
SIGN    Lotsa meat!
[12:51] Yurine
    Let's dig in, everyone.
[12:53] Pekola
    Meat...
[12:54] Jashin
    Hey, Pekola...
[12:56] Jashin
    Which cut is the lovely angel
    Pekola thinking of cooking first?
[13:00] Pekola
    Um... The ribs.
SIGN    Quit
SIGN    Quit
SIGN    Quit
SIGN    living
SIGN    living
SIGN    living
[13:03] Jashin
    Quit living your life in a daze!
SIGN    Quit
SIGN    Quit
SIGN    Quit
SIGN    your
SIGN    your
SIGN    your
SIGN    living
SIGN    living
SIGN    living
SIGN    life
SIGN    life
SIGN    life
SIGN    your
SIGN    your
SIGN    your
SIGN    in a
SIGN    in a
SIGN    in a
SIGN    life
SIGN    life
SIGN    life
SIGN    daze!
SIGN    daze!
SIGN    daze!
SIGN    in a
SIGN    in a
SIGN    in a
SIGN    daze!
SIGN    daze!
SIGN    daze!
SIGN    Wow! That sounded just like a rip-off of something!
[13:08] Medusa
    Jashin-chan did pay the
    license fee, after all.
[13:11] Jashin
    Safe!
[13:12] Jashin
    Look here, noob!
[13:14] Jashin
    If you're gonna snooze your life
    away, then just die, fallen angel!
[13:16] Jashin
    Clean out those ears
    and listen up, Tajiri!
[13:19] Jashin
    When eating yakiniku...
[13:21] Jashin
    You always start with the tongue!
SIGN    Fidget
SIGN    Fidget
[13:24] Minos
    She's our yakiniku magistrate, you know.
SIGN    Fidget
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[13:26] Jashin
    I am a magistrate.
    This is my magistrate costume.
SIGN    Fidget
SIGN    Fidget
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SIGN    Fidget
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SIGN    Fidget
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[13:29] Yurine
    Who expresses embarrassment like that?
SIGN    Fidget
SIGN    Fidget
SIGN    Fidget
SIGN    Fidget
SIGN    Fidget
SIGN    Fidget
[13:32] Jashin
    On that note, as your yakiniku
    magistrate, all of you must do as I—
[13:39] Yurine
    Shut up.
SIGN    Please
SIGN    Bear With Us ~
[13:41] DevilA
    A moment... A moment, if you please...
[13:44] Yurine
    People can eat how they want. Got it?
[13:47] Jashin
    Y-Yes... Everyone,
    please eat how ever you like.
[13:51] Minos
    Yum!
SIGN    The tongue is delicious!
[13:55] Jashin
    Hey, Medusa, what are you doing?
[13:57] Medusa
    Huh?
SIGN    Lettuce
[13:58] Jashin
    Don't wrap it in lettuce!
SIGN    Lettuce
SIGN    Lettuce
SIGN    Lettuce
SIGN    Lettuce
SIGN    Lettuce
SIGN    Lettuce
SIGN    Lettuce
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SIGN    Lettuce
[13:59] Jashin
    Why would you try to make it a health food?!
SIGN    Lettuce
SIGN    Lettuce
SIGN    Lettuce
SIGN    Lettuce
SIGN    Lettuce
SIGN    Lettuce
SIGN    Lettuce
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SIGN    Lettuce
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SIGN    Lettuce
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SIGN    Lettuce
SIGN    Lettuce
SIGN    Lettuce
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[14:02] Jashin
    Do it like this! Wrap it in meat!
[14:04] Jashin
    Eat your meat in a meat bun!
[14:05] Yurine
    Didn't we just talk about
    letting people eat how they want?
[14:05] Jashin
    All meat, by meat, for meat—
[14:08] Yurine
    Now, listen. Next time,
    I won't stop at your cheek.
[14:08] Jashin
    F-Forgive me... Forgive me, please...
[14:11] Yurine
    I'll rip that obnoxious tongue
    out of your mouth and grill it.
[14:14] Jashin
    I hear you, I hear you!
[14:15] Medusa
    It's okay, Jashin-chan! You can do it!
[14:15] Minos
    Yum! Beef really is the best meat!
[14:16] Jashin
    That really hurt.
[14:17] Jashin
    Nodding like that while she was
    pinching my cheek really hurt.
[14:18] Medusa
    Just say, "I won't talk anymore!"
SIGN    Viva cannibalism!
[14:19] Medusa
    "I won't talk out of turn again!"
[14:20] Jashin
    I thought she was gonna rip it off.
[14:20] Minos
    Beef for life!
[14:21] Minos
    I'm just gonna eat it raw!
SIGN    °
SIGN    Humans, don't
    ever attempt this!!
[14:26] Yurine
    Wow, wild child.
[14:28] Minos
    Man, it's so good!
[14:29] Pekola
    Meat and white rice...
[14:32] Pekola
    It's too delicious!
[14:33] Pekola
    I'm so happy!
SIGN    Until 9:00
[14:35] Pekola
    Thank you for these
    120 minutes of happiness!
SIGN    Until 9:00
SIGN    Until 9:00
SIGN    Until 9:00
SIGN    Until 9:00
SIGN    Until 9:00
[14:41] Pekola
    The grill rack is all black.
[14:43] Pekola
    Oh, there's a grease stain on her paper bag!
[14:46] Server
    I'll replace your grill rack.
[14:48] Server
    I'll replace your paper bag, too.
[14:50] Jashin
    Cold noodles, please.
[14:52] Server
    Coming right up!
[14:53] Pekola
    She timed her blink perfectly!
[14:54] Pekola
    What a pro!
[14:55] Server
    I'm a part-timer, actually!
[14:58] Jashin
    Now that I think about it,
    it's very strange.
[15:00] Medusa
    What is?
[15:01] Jashin
    This is our second anime adaptation.
[15:04] Jashin
    They coulda given us some land in
    Chiyoda Ward by now, don'tcha think?
[15:07] Jashin
    And why aren't we getting any offers?!
[15:09] Jashin
    Like from Hitotsubashi, or Otowa!
[15:11] Yurine
    Being in a run-down
    district suits you better.
[15:13] Jashin
    What do you mean, run-down?!
[15:14] Jashin
    Apologize to Tamachi!
    Apologize to Flex Comix!
[15:17] Yurine
    Shut up, you smart-aleck devil.
[15:18] Yurine
    I'm seriously going to grill your tongue.
SIGN    Smart-aleck devil...
[15:20] Jashin
    What're you laughing at?!
SIGN    How about we get them to change the title
    to The Smart-Aleck Devil! next week?
SIGN    The Smart-Aleck Devil!
SIGN    The Smart-Aleck Devil!
[15:26] Jashin
    Cut that out!
SIGN    The Smart-Aleck Devil!
SIGN    The Smart-Aleck Devil!
SIGN    It's not like you even use your dropkick that often, right?
[15:30] Minos
    That's title fraud.
[15:31] Jashin
    I do, too! I've used it twice
    in this episode alone!
[15:34] Jashin
    And how many episodes are in this season?!
SIGN    Dropkick on My Devil! Dash
    Gift Giveaway Campaign
    Go to our homepage for details.
[15:40] Yurine
    I think I'm done.
[15:41] Medusa
    Me, too.
SIGN    I'm so full.
[15:44] Pekola
    I'll keep eating until the last second!
[15:47] Minos
    I think I can handle a little more.
[15:49] Minos
    Oh yeah, I wonder how Dad's doing...
[15:52] Medusa
    What brought that on?
SIGN    m 0 0 l 100 0 100 100 0 100
SIGN    Fading
SIGN    è
[15:54] Minos
    Oh, I just haven't seen him in a while.
[15:58] Minos
    Eating yakiniku always seems
    to remind me of him...
SIGN    m 0 0 l 100 0 100 100 0 100
SIGN    Fading
SIGN    è
[16:03] Dad
    Thank you for looking out for my daughter.
[16:08] Yurine
    Pekola, what do you want for dessert?
[16:10] Pekola
    Dessert?
[16:12] Yurine
    Stuff like ice cream, pudding, and
    almond jelly are all-you-can-eat, too.
[16:16] Pekola
    Even the dessert is all-you-can-eat?
    Is this Heaven?!
[16:21] Pekola
    Heaven?
[16:24] Pekola
    I forgot... This is...
SIGN    Yakiniku
SIGN    Yakiniku
SIGN    Heaven
SIGN    Heaven
[16:30] Pekola
    Even if I never make it back home,
[16:32] Pekola
    there's already a "Heaven"
    right here, so close to me!
[16:35] Pekola
    My Lord...
[16:35] Yurine
    Well? What dessert do you want?
[16:38] Pekola
    I'm so happy! I'll take all of them!
[16:41] Pekola
    I'm truly happy right now!
[16:45] Yusa
    Happy New Year!
SIGN    Bottom of the Barrel
SIGN    Bottom of the Barrel
[16:58] Poporon
    Oh, Pekola-sama.
[17:00] Poporon
    Do you like the T-shirt I got you
    to keep you cool in the summer?
[17:04] Pekola
    You're such a kind-hearted girl!
[17:06] Pekola
    You are... I know you are...
[17:11] Pekola
    Anyway...
[17:12] Pekola
    Just how long does it take
    for a halo to regenerate?
[17:16] Poporon
    I told you already.
[17:18] Poporon
    Could be tomorrow, or it could
    be a hundred years from now.
[17:22] Pekola
    If I have to live this way
    for another century...
[17:25] Pekola
    What's going to happen to me?
[17:28] Poporon
    It could even be a thousand years from now.
[17:31] Pekola
    Poof.
[17:33] Pekola
    Eli, Eli, lema sabachthani?
[17:35] Poporon
    Maybe Heaven just doesn't
    care about you anymore?
[17:40] Pekola
    Oh, no...
[17:40] Poporon
    Well, then...
[17:41] Pekola
    But didn't the same thing happen to you?
[17:46] Poporon
    Farewell. I'm going back to work.
[17:50] Poporon
    This theme music...
[17:56] Pekola
    You're...
[17:58] Pino
    I found you, Pekola-sama and Poporon.
[18:04] Poporon
    Pino!
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SIGN    Angel Apprentices
[18:08] Pekola
    At last, a messenger!
[18:09] Pekola
    The Lord hasn't forsaken me after all!
[18:14] Pino
    I'm sorry you had to wait so long.
[18:16] Poporon
    Wait!
[18:17] Pekola
    What is it, Poporon?
[18:19] Poporon
    Don't you get it, Pekola-sama?
    This is Episode 1!
[18:23] Poporon
    There's no way you can
    go home just like that.
[18:26] Poporon
    Pino, why did you come here?
[18:29] Pino
    Bravo, Poporon.
[18:30] Pino
    Unlike Pekola-sama, you are quite clever.
[18:33] Pekola
    What? I'm not clever?
[18:36] Pino
    You are both wanted criminals
    and considered traitors to Heaven.
[18:41] Pino
    As one who once served under Pekola-sama,
[18:45] Pino
    I was ordered to come here and
    mete out punishment to both of you.
[18:49] Pekola
    Traitors? But why?!
[18:51] Pino
    Someone in Heaven saw you
    sharing the company of devils.
[18:57] Pekola
    What? They saw me,
    but didn't come down to take me home?
[18:59] Poporon
    Probably because you were
    getting cozy with devils.
[19:05] Pekola
    Pino, it's all a misunderstanding!
[19:07] Pekola
    I haven't been cozying up to devils, I swear!
[19:09] Pino
    Once I have administered your punishment,
[19:12] Pino
    I will be granted the title of archangel.
[19:14] Pino
    This is the Lord's decision.
[19:17] Pino
    Which means I have no choice.
[19:19] Pekola
    It can't be...
[19:20] Pekola
    My Lord ordered me punished?
[19:25] Pekola
    Was it wrong to do what I did?
[19:29] Poporon
    I get it.
[19:31] Poporon
    Just being around Pekola-sama makes you
    feel like it'd be easy to take her rank.
[19:36] Pino
    Precisely.
[19:37] Pekola
    Perhaps I didn't teach
    these two well enough.
[19:40] Pino
    Now, which one of you should I punish...
[19:43] Pino
    Or should I say, "get rid of," first?
[19:46] Poporon
    There's no way I can beat Pino
    when she has the powers of an angel.
[19:52] Poporon
    Look! A UFO!
[19:54] Pekola
    The Utsuro-bune? Where?!
    Where?! Where is it?!
[19:55] Pino
    An unidentified flying object?!
[19:56] Poporon
    Later!
[19:58] Poporon
    Farewell!
[19:59] Pino
    Poporon!
[20:00] Pekola
    Hey! No fair!
[20:02] Pino
    Well, that's fine. I can take
    care of Poporon any time.
[20:07] Pino
    So, Pekola-sama...
[20:10] Pino
    I'm going to start by taking...
[20:12] Pino
    ...your head!
[20:18] Pino
    Goodbye, Pekola-sama.
[20:22] Pekola
    What do I do?
[20:26] Pekola
    What can I do?
[20:32] Pino
    Hold it!
[20:36] Pino
    You think you can escape me?
[20:45] Pekola
    As much as it vexes me,
    I have to ask the devils for help!
[20:56] Pekola
    Excuse me!
[20:58] Pekola
    Please answer!
[21:00] Pekola
    I'm begging you! My life is in danger!
[21:03] Pekola
    Please!
[21:05] Pekola
    Please!
[21:07] Pekola
    Help...
[21:09] Pekola
    Hello?
[21:14] Pekola
    Er...
[21:17] Pekola
    Um...
SIGN    Silence
[21:20] Pekola
    No one's home?!
[21:32] Pino
    I will send you to the depths of Hell.
[21:37] Pekola
    Oh, God...
[23:11] Pekola
    This Angel Halo Tapioca
    Heaven Juice is delicious.
[23:15] Pekola
    Thank you so much, Pino.
[23:17] Pino
    I made lots,
[23:18] Pino
    and you look like you're starving
    to death, so you can have some.
[23:20] Pino
    Maybe I'll get Poporon-chan's boss to
    put some tapioca dishes on their menu.
[23:24] Pino
    They might be popular!
[23:25] Pekola
    That sounds delicious!
[23:26] Pekola
    I'd like tapioca potstickers,
    tapioca spring rolls,
[23:29] Pekola
    tapioca chop suey, and
    tapioca fried rice, please!
[23:32] Pino
    I knew it. Your sense of
    taste is broken, Pekola.
[23:36] Pino
    Those'll never work.

E2 - Untitled

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[00:00] Jashin
    It begins! Jashin-chan Dropkick!
[00:04] Jashin
    Dropkick! Dropkick!
[00:06] Jashin
    Dropkick! Dropkick!
    Dropkick! Dropkick!
[00:09] Jashin
    Dropkick!
[00:10] Jashin
    Dropkick!
[00:12] Jashin
    Dropkick!
[00:13] Jashin
    Dropkick!
[00:14] Jashin
    Dropkick!
[00:15] Jashin
    Dropkick! Dropkick! Dropkick!
[00:16] Jashin
    Dropkick! Dropkick! Dropkick!
[00:17] Jashin
    Drop-Drop-Drop-Drop-Drop-Drop-Drop-Drop...
[00:26] Jashin
    Surely that was more
    than anyone could count...
[00:28] Jashin
    Woohoo! No one will beat me in
    the gift giveaway campaign now!
[00:33] Yurine
    This week's record was 47 dropkicks.
[00:38] Jashin
    You have to say that?
[00:39] Yurine
    I do.
[02:11] Pino
    I found you, Pekola-sama.
[02:14] Pekola
    At last, a messenger!
[02:15] Pekola
    The Lord didn't forsake me after all!
[02:19] Poporon
    Don't you get it, Pekola-sama?
[02:21] Poporon
    There's no way you can
    go home just like that.
[02:24] Pino
    I'm going to start by taking...
[02:26] Pino
    ...your head!
[02:31] Pino
    Hold it!
[02:34] Pekola
    As much as it vexes me,
    I have to ask the devils for help!
SIGN    A Few Days Earlier
[02:41] Jashin
    I'm getting trolled on Twitter!
[02:44] Jashin
    I'm scum? I'm a freeloader?
    I'm a pachinko addict? I never do dropkicks?!
[02:48] Jashin
    Didn't you see the bit before the OP?!
    I did a ton of them!
[02:51] Jashin
    What's wrong with a devil being scum?!
    And pachinko is my life!
[02:54] Jashin
    And was it really necessary
    to call my cooking gross?!
SIGN    Jashin-chan
SIGN    Quit dissing me!
SIGN    Your cooking's gross LOL
SIGN    Anti
SIGN    You'll go bald lololol
[02:56] Jashin
    You stupid humans have never even tasted it!
    Don't talk like you won some argument!
[03:00] Jashin
    Unforgivable! Unforgivable! Unforgivable!
[03:05] Jashin
    If I knew who these people were,
    I'd go and get my revenge!
[03:09] Jashin
    I wonder if I can get the provider
    to disclose their IP addresses...
[03:13] Jashin
    Wait a minute. I know what I can do.
[03:16] Jashin
    I could use that to round them all up.
[03:22] Medusa
    Hello? What's up, Jashin-chan?
[03:25] Jashin
    Medusa, can you come over tomorrow?
[03:28] Medusa
    Yeah, of course.
[03:30] Jashin
    You can?
[03:32] Jashin
    Then... buy that on your way.
[03:35] Medusa
    Huh? "That"?
[03:36] DevilA
    Next! Day! Next! Day!
[03:38] Medusa
    Jashin-chan, I bought it.
SIGN    For
    Everyone
    in Hell
SIGN    Hell
SIGN    Clairvoyance
    Drops
[03:41] Medusa
    Here you go. Clairvoyance
    Drops for the whole family.
[03:45] Medusa
    Now available... and highly in demand...
[03:48] Jashin
    This is what I've been waiting for!
[03:49] Medusa
    It felt like someone was
    making me say that...
[03:50] Jashin
    Setsuko's favorite: Clairvoyance Drops!
[03:53] Jashin
    That scene made me cry...
SIGN    Clairvoyance Drops
SIGN    Clairvoyance Drops
[03:55] DevilA
    Clairvoyance Drops.
[03:56] DevilA
    A product from Hell that tells you where
    to find the person you're looking for
[04:00] DevilA
    with just one lick!
[04:02] Jashin
    Drops! Drops! Drops!
[04:08] Medusa
    I'm not giving them to you if you're
    going to use them for anything wicked.
[04:11] Medusa
    Tell me what you want them for.
[04:12] Jashin
    Huh?
[04:14] Jashin
    You know I'd never dream of
    doing anything like anything wicked.
[04:18] Jashin
    Have I ever done anything
    like anything like that?
[04:21] Jashin
    That's too many "anythings"...
[04:23] Medusa
    Stare...
[04:26] Jashin
    Um... I want to find all the people
    in this country who are struggling,
[04:30] Jashin
    and help them out.
[04:34] Medusa
    Is that true?
[04:35] Jashin
    Medusa! Look into my eyes!
[04:39] Jashin
    They have opened to the spirit of kindness!
[04:41] Jashin
    Just look at them!
[04:43] Jashin
    I know you can tell what's truly in my heart!
[04:52] Medusa
    Okay. I believe you.
[04:54] Medusa
    What a relief. You've discovered
    the spirit of kindne—
[04:57] Jashin
    Just kidding!
[05:00] Jashin
    I have the candy all to myself!
SIGN    All
SIGN    All
SIGN    To
SIGN    To
SIGN    Myself!
SIGN    Myself!
[05:04] Jashin
    ATM!
SIGN    All
SIGN    To
SIGN    All
SIGN    Myself!
SIGN    To
SIGN    Myself!
[05:07] Jashin
    You fell for it hook, line, and sinker!
[05:07] Medusa
    Jashin-chan, that's dirty!
    You're scum! You're a devil!
[05:10] Jashin
    Uh, no kidding. I think
    everyone already knew that!
[05:13] Jashin
    With this, I can get my
    revenge on all those bastards!
[05:17] Medusa
    I knew it'd be for something wicked...
[05:20] Medusa
    God, bring down divine
    punishment upon Jashin-chan!
[05:23] DevilA
    ATM!
SIGN    devil is begging
SIGN    devil is begging
[05:25] DevilA
    A devil is begging the Almighty
    to mete out divine punishment!
SIGN    devil is begging
SIGN    devil is begging
SIGN    devil is begging
SIGN    devil is begging
SIGN    devil is begging
SIGN    devil is begging
SIGN    devil is begging
SIGN    devil is begging
SIGN    devil is begging
SIGN    devil is begging
SIGN    devil is begging
SIGN    devil is begging
SIGN    he Almighty to
SIGN    he Almighty to
SIGN    he Almighty to
SIGN    he Almighty to
SIGN    he Almighty to
SIGN    he Almighty to
SIGN    he Almighty to
SIGN    he Almighty to
SIGN    he Almighty to
SIGN    he Almighty to
SIGN    he Almighty to
SIGN    ete out divine punishment
SIGN    he Almighty to
SIGN    ete out divine punishment
SIGN    ete out divine punishment
SIGN    ete out divine punishment
SIGN    ete out divine punishment
SIGN    ete out divine punishment
SIGN    ete out divine punishment
SIGN    ete out divine punishment
SIGN    ete out divine punishment
SIGN    ete out divine punishment
[05:29] DevilA
    Thirst for the top. Strive to be a champion.
[05:33] DevilA
    No hidden agendas!
[05:48] Jashin
    That's the guy who was trolling me.
SIGN    Anti
SIGN    Tweets: 235
SIGN    No way lol
SIGN    You'll go bald lololol
SIGN    Not even the least bit funny
SIGN    Lame lol
SIGN    It's hilarious how
SIGN    incomprehensible that is lol
[05:50] Jashin
    Who would've thought
    he'd be right here in Jinbocho?
[05:53] Jashin
    Sure is a small world.
[05:57] Jashin
    I'll take him out with one blow.
[06:00] Jashin
    Put your phone away while you're walking!
[06:02] Jashin
    And don't use it to troll people!
[06:04] Jashin
    Jashin-chan Drop...
[06:06] Jashin
    Homemade Pie!
[06:11] Jashin
    Serves you right! That's what
    you get for trolling me, human!
[06:16] Jashin
    Stupid! Stupid! Stupid!
[06:19] Jashin
    Ah, that felt good!
[06:21] Jashin
    There's no better feeling than this!
[06:24] Jashin
    If anyone ever trolls me
    again, I'll get 'em good!
[06:27] DevilA
    After that,
[06:30] DevilA
    every time she was trolled...
SIGN    Sapporo
SIGN    Sapporo
SIGN    Sapporo
[06:32] DevilA
    Jashin-chan traveled across Japan,
    throwing pies in people's faces.
SIGN    Sapporo
SIGN    Sapporo
SIGN    Drill Hall
SIGN    Drill Hall
[06:36] Lady
    Hey, is it me, or is this
    pie actually kinda yum?
SIGN    Kobe
[06:39] DevilA
    She traveled from north to south...
[06:41] Jashin
    Take this!
[06:43] Guy
    Hey, this is actually pretty good!
SIGN    Nagoya
[06:45] DevilA
    Nothing and nobody could halt her momentum!
[06:47] Jashin
    Hi-yah!
[06:48] Lady
    Wow, that's tasty!
[06:50] DevilA
    China...
SIGN    Beijing
[06:52] Jashin
    Ni hao!
[06:53] Guy
    That's kinda hao chi!
SIGN    Paris
[06:55] DevilA
    France...
[06:56] Jashin
    Bonjour!
[06:57] Lady
    That's pretty très bien!
SIGN    Akihabara
[06:59] DevilA
    Akiba...
[07:00] Jashin
    Hi there—
[07:05] Both
    Mr. Katsura?!
[07:05] Katsura
    I can't see a thing! Everything's gone white!
[07:07] Jashin
    Oops. I accidentally hit someone
    who had nothing to do with this.
[07:09] Katsura
    What is this?! It's delicious!
[07:12] Jashin
    Oh, well. He seems to like it well enough.
[07:16] DevilA
    As the flavor of her pies
    improves over time,
[07:18] DevilA
    Jashin-chan's revenge rampage continues!
[07:22] DevilA
    Meanwhile, as Pekola found
    herself under attack by Pino...
[07:27] Pekola
    Excuse me!
[07:29] Pekola
    Please answer!
[07:30] Pekola
    I'm begging you! My life is in danger!
SIGN    Buono
[07:34] DevilA
    ...Jashin-chan was racing around
    the world, continuing her rampage.
SIGN    Delicious
SIGN    Masisseoyo
SIGN    walnuts
SIGN    Tastes
     like
SIGN    Yurine
    in the
    meantime
[07:39] Old
    That'll be 600 yen. Thank
    you as always for dropping by.
[07:39] DevilA
    Was her goal still revenge, or
    simple research on pie flavors?
SIGN    Yurine
    in the
    meantime
SIGN    Minos
    in the
    meantime
[07:43] Minos
    All right! Thirteen more laps!
[07:44] DevilA
    At this time, none of the devils were at home.
[07:47] DevilA
    God is truly absent here.
SIGN    Hell is the absence of God
     by Ted Chiang
[07:50] DevilA
    "Hell is the absence of God."
SIGN    Hell is the absence of God
     by Ted Chiang
[07:53] DevilA
    God... Paper...
SIGN    Ted Chiang
SIGN    Hell is the absence of
     by
SIGN    God
SIGN    Ted Chiang
SIGN    God
SIGN    Hell is the absence of paper
     by Jashin-chan
[07:55] DevilA
    Oh, God! There's no paper!
[07:58] Pekola
    No one's home?!
[08:05] Pino
    I will send you to the depths of Hell.
[08:09] Pekola
    Oh, God...
[08:11] DevilA
    Sunday!
[08:13] DevilA
    It's Sunday! Sunday's the best!
[08:15] DevilA
    No hidden agendas!
[08:18] Grandma
    Mei-chan!
SIGN    Orochimaru
[08:20] Mei
    Coming!
SIGN    Mei-chan
SIGN    Mei-chan
SIGN    Mei-chan
SIGN    Mei-chan
SIGN    Mei-chan
SIGN    Mei-chan
SIGN    Mei-chan
[08:24] Pino
    Looks like your friends aren't home.
[08:26] Pekola
    I wouldn't call them my friends...
[08:31] Pekola
    W-Well, I'll be going, then.
[08:34] Pino
    You won't be getting away.
[08:37] Pekola
    Very well. I may have fallen into
    ruin, but I was once an angel.
[08:40] Pekola
    I can't just stand here quietly
    and offer my head for the taking.
[08:44] Pekola
    All right. I'll take you on.
[08:48] Pekola
    Let's do this elsewhere.
[08:50] Pekola
    Hup!
[08:50] Pekola
    Shoop!
[08:55] Pekola
    Down here, we won't bother any—
[09:00] Pekola
    I hadn't even finished talking!
[09:02] Pino
    Well, I need to finish this quickly,
[09:05] Pino
    so I can take your head back to Heaven!
[09:20] Pekola
    I guess there was no way I could
    beat Pino in my current state.
[09:24] Pino
    This ends here.
[09:27] Pekola
    Oh... So this is the end...
[09:34] (Flashback) Yurine
    Here, Pekola. A take-out dinner.
[09:36] (Flashback) Medusa
    Are you cold? I brought a blanket.
[09:39] (Flashback) Minos
    You can have my potatoes.
[09:41] Pekola
    Is my life flashing before my eyes?
[09:43] (Flashback) Persephone
    Use my parachute!
[09:48] (Flashback) Jashin
    No one needs to be sacrificed...
[09:50] (Flashback) Jashin
    ...other than me!
[09:51] (Flashback) Pekola
    Wait! What are you trying to do?!
[09:56] (Flashback) Pekola
    No...
[10:03] Pekola
    To think the last faces I'd recall
    would be that witch and her devils.
[10:07] Pekola
    Why is that?
[10:10] (Flashback) Tanahashi
    Yo, part-timer!
[10:12] Pekola
    Ugh, he's last?!
[10:13] Pino
    Goodbye for real this time, Pekola-sama.
[10:18] Poporon
    German suplex!
[10:23] Poporon
    Didn't we learn that the worst time
    to let your guard down is the moment
[10:27] ---
    right before you complete your goal, Pino?
[10:29] Pino
    Hurgh...
[10:30] Pekola
    Poporon! You came back to save me!
[10:34] Poporon
    Don't mistake my intentions.
[10:35] Pekola
    Huh?
[10:36] Poporon
    I just wanted her halo.
[10:39] Poporon
    Now, her powers are—
[10:41] Pekola
    It shattered.
[10:42] Poporon
    Just when I thought I'd
    gotten my hands on a halo!
[10:42] Pekola
    What? The halo... What? But why?
[10:46] Poporon
    I should've used a different move!
    A backdrop or something!
[10:49] Pekola
    That would've ended the same way!
[10:50] Poporon
    A back throw, then!
[10:50] DevilA
    They look similar,
    but they're not the same move.
[10:52] Pekola
    Yeah, that might work.
[10:54] Pino
    Poporon...
[10:56] Pino
    A surprise attack from behind?
    You're still a coward, I see.
[11:00] Pino
    But without your halos, there's nothing you
    two can do, even if you work together.
[11:05] Pino
    I'm going to take care of
    both of you traitors for good!
[11:08] Poporon
    Here. You can have this back.
[11:09] Pino
    Huh?
[11:10] Poporon
    It used to be your halo.
[11:12] Pino
    My halo?
[11:14] Pino
    Don't be silly. My halo is right—
[11:17] Pino
    It's gone!
[11:18] Poporon
    I told you, this is it.
[11:22] Pino
    No...
[11:24] Pino
    It can't be...
[11:25] Pino
    Without my halo,
    I can't complete my mission.
[11:30] Pino
    What will I do? I've failed!
[11:34] Pino
    I've failed!
[11:38] Pekola
    You don't need to beat
    yourself up that much...
[11:40] Pino
    Those who fail their
    missions are doomed to die.
[11:44] Pino
    I have to run away!
[11:45] Pino
    Taxi!
[11:49] Poporon
    A taxi? Really?
[11:51] Poporon
    That's too funny!
[11:52] Pekola
    Why would the Lord go that far?
[11:55] Pekola
    Pino...
[11:55] Poporon
    A taxi!
[11:56] Pekola
    What has made the Lord so harsh?
[11:58] Pekola
    Has He changed that much in my absence?
[12:08] Jashin
    I'm home!
[12:09] Yurine
    Where have you been?
[12:11] Jashin
    I've been making pies nonstop,
    and I finally devised the perfect recipe!
[12:20] Jashin
    I'm really proud of this one!
[12:22] Jashin
    Go on, try it!
[12:24] Yurine
    Thanks, I will.
[12:29] Yurine
    It's delicious.
[12:30] Jashin
    Yes! I did it!
[12:33] Jashin
    I've finally created my
    most delicious pie yet!
[12:37] Yurine
    You know, you could open a bakery.
[12:39] Yurine
    It'll be a Jinbocho specialty: Jashin pie.
[12:42] Jashin
    Huh? Wait, what was I doing again?
[12:45] Yurine
    This is so good.
[12:47] Jashin
    Oh, whatever!
[12:52] DevilA
    Magazine: a device that holds
    the ammo for a firearm.
[12:56] DevilA
    My Magnum breathes fire!
[12:58] DevilA
    No hidden agendas!
[13:02] Poporon
    Shoot, I messed up an order.
[13:05] Poporon
    That bowl of ramen is
    gonna be docked from my pay.
[13:13] Poporon
    A devil!
[13:14] Poporon
    Um... the potato? Simmered Taro, was it?
SIGN    Simmered
SIGN    Taro
[13:18] Poporon
    What was her name again?
[13:21] Poporon
    I wonder if that's one of her friends.
[13:23] Poporon
    Well, there's no way
    I could beat her right now.
[13:26] Poporon
    I'll just avoid interacting with her.
[13:30] Poporon
    There's blood on my uniform!
SIGN    I'm so sorry!
[13:35] Poporon
    What in the world are you doing?!
SIGN    I'm sorry! I'm sorry!
SIGN    I'll pay to have it cleaned!
[13:44] Poporon
    Well, all right. You should sit and rest for a bit.
SIGN    Thanks a lot, angel! You're so kind!
[14:00] Poporon
    So you could tell.
SIGN    What happened to your halo?
SIGN    Genesis
[14:05] Poporon
    I went through some stuff.
[14:07] Poporon
    Now, I'm earning my keep
    at a ramen shop as a human.
SIGN    Oh... I've never had ramen before.
[14:14] Poporon
    Want to try some?
SIGN    Can I?
[14:17] Poporon
    This was headed for the dumpster, anyway.
[14:19] Jashin
    I don't care if you waste your
    life, but don't waste food!
SIGN    It looks so good!
SIGN    I'm digging right in!
SIGN    It's delicious!
[14:34] Poporon
    She's good with chopsticks...
SIGN    This really is delicious!
SIGN    Thank you!
[14:39] Poporon
    A devil's smile...
[14:42] Poporon
    How nauseating.
[14:44] Poporon
    First, I get an order wrong,
[14:45] Poporon
    then my uniform gets stained...
[14:47] Poporon
    This is the worst day ever.
SIGN    Thank you for the ramen.
[14:53] Poporon
    No problem. I'm gonna go now.
SIGN    You know... starting today, I'll be living in the human world, too.
SIGN    Let's be friends!
[15:01] Poporon
    Friends?
[15:03] Poporon
    But you're a devil. Doesn't the idea
    of befriending an angel bother you?
SIGN    Nope, not at all.
[15:09] Poporon
    Well, I don't need any devil friends.
SIGN    My name's Persephone II!
[15:14] Poporon
    The daughter of Hades and
    Persephone from the Underworld?!
[15:17] Poporon
    She's a celebrity!
[15:18] Poporon
    If I take her down, I'm sure to
    shoot straight up the angel ranks!
[15:21] Poporon
    I'll pretend to be her friend, and when
    I get my angel powers back, I'll kill her!
SIGN    What's the matter?
[15:26] Poporon
    Oh, nothing!
[15:28] Poporon
    Sure, let's be friends.
[15:31] Poporon
    I'm Poporon.
SIGN    Nice to meet you, Poporon-chan!
[15:38] Poporon
    Wh-Whoops! I need to get back to the shop!
[15:41] Poporon
    See you later!
[15:43] Poporon
    "Friends," she says...
[15:48] Minos
    Hey, there you are.
[15:50] Minos
    You're late. You had me worried.
SIGN    Sorry about that. Thank you for taking me in.
[15:55] Minos
    Okay, then! I'll put you
    through some tough training
[15:58] ---
    to fix that weak constitution of yours!
SIGN    Oh, dear... Please go easy on me.
[16:05] DevilA
    Jump! It's almost like flying!
[16:07] DevilA
    High in the air! High as you can go!
[16:09] DevilA
    No hidden agendas!
[16:19] Pino
    Oh!
[16:20] Pino
    A cute little bunny. Come on out.
[16:26] Pino
    Good bunny.
[16:29] Pino
    Do you know the story of Buddha?
[16:34] Pino
    John the Apostle said the same thing.
[16:37] Pino
    Their teachings may have differed,
    but the greatest thing of all...
[16:41] Pino
    ...is still love.
[16:51] Pino
    What a lovely meal.
[16:54] Pino
    But still...
[16:56] Pino
    I suppose Heaven will never forgive me.
[16:59] Pino
    How could I fail to do away with the
    likes of Pekola-sama and Poporon?
[17:03] Pino
    What will I do now?
[17:08] Pino
    That's it! I have a great idea!
[17:12] Pino
    I'll get rid of the Lord!
[17:15] Pino
    I just need to become the new Lord!
[17:18] Pino
    Then, I'll rule over Heaven,
    destroy Hell and the human realm,
[17:22] Pino
    and become queen of the whole world!
[17:25] Pino
    It'll be wonderful!
[17:27] Pino
    Now, with that settled...
[17:29] Pino
    I need to find a place where I can
    lie low until my halo regenerates.
[17:36] Jashin
    Yurine! Yurine!
[17:38] Jashin
    Some stranger is cleaning the place!
[17:40] Yurine
    Yeah, that's probably the new custodian.
[17:45] Jashin
    What happened to the old custodian?
[17:49] (Flashback) Custodian
    Have a good day, Jashin-chan-san.
[17:53] Yurine
    She was a widow,
[17:55] Yurine
    so she remarried and decided
    to move back to her hometown.
[17:59] Jashin
    Huh...
[18:00] Yurine
    This would be a good time
    to introduce ourselves.
[18:03] Jashin
    'Kay.
[18:08] Pino
    Working in this apartment
    building where devils live
[18:11] Pino
    should give any pursuers from Heaven
    second thoughts about coming for me.
[18:14] Pino
    In other words,
    it's safer to live near devils.
[18:18] Pino
    I'm so clever!
[18:21] Yurine
    Hello.
[18:24] Yurine
    I'm Hanazono Yurine from apartment 202.
[18:27] Yurine
    Nice to meet you.
[18:29] Pino
    Y-Yes...
[18:31] Pino
    My name is Pino.
[18:33] Pino
    It's a pleasure to meet you.
[18:36] Jashin
    Yurine, hang on a sec.
[18:37] Jashin
    Now that I look at her, I
    don't think she's human.
[18:41] Jashin
    That irritating aura you have...
    You're an angel, aren't you?
[18:43] Pino
    Oh, dear. You figured it out already.
[18:47] Jashin
    Huh? But what happened to your halo?
[18:50] Jashin
    Where's your halo?
[18:51] Jashin
    Hay-hay-hay-lo!
[18:54] Pino
    Well, you see... stuff happened...
[18:56] Jashin
    Like what?
[18:58] Jashin
    Like what?
[19:00] Yurine
    Come on, don't be a pest about it.
[19:03] Yurine
    Everyone has things they
    don't want to talk about.
[19:05] Jashin
    I bet you came here to kill
    Pekola and Poporon but failed,
[19:08] Jashin
    and now you can't go home
    because you lost your halo, right?
[19:11] Pino
    How'd she know?
[19:12] Jashin
    Why here, though?! Go work somewhere else!
SIGN    Gotham
    Dental
    Clinic
[19:15] Jashin
    Like at a dentist's, or at Maison Nikoku,
[19:17] Jashin
    or at Maison Sankoku, or at Maison Yonkoku!
[19:19] Yurine
    Who cares where she or anyone else lives?
[19:22] Jashin
    I care!
[19:23] Jashin
    Once she gets her angel powers
    back, she's likely to attack us!
[19:26] Jashin
    So I'll use my killer dropkick to finish
    her off before she gets the chance!
[19:30] Pino
    Wait! I have no intention
    of fighting right now!
[19:32] Jashin
    But you intend to fight eventually!
[19:34] Pino
    I'm anti-Armageddon!
[19:35] Yurine
    Stop it, Jashin-chan!
[19:37] Jashin
    No! I'm gonna kill her now! Right this minute!
[19:40] Jashin
    Let me kill her! Let me
    kill her! Let me kill her!
[19:43] Yurine
    Jashin-chan, didn't
    I just tell you to stop it?
[19:48] Jashin
    Wai... Wha... What?!
SIGN    è
SIGN    m 0 0 l 100 0 100 100 0 100
SIGN    Something's being
    transmitted into
    her head
[19:52] Jashin
    M-My head... My head feels... f-feels...
[20:05] Yurine
    It's a pleasure to have you in our building.
[20:08] Pino
    S-Scary... Hanazono Yurine...
[20:12] Pino
    I'd heard she had the
    devils under her thumb,
[20:15] Pino
    but this... this...
[20:17] Minos
    Hey, Yurine-chan!
[20:19] Yurine
    Welcome back. Jogging?
[20:21] Minos
    Yep! Trying to get some
    physical training in.
[20:24] Minos
    Hey, who's this?
[20:26] Yurine
    She's our new custodian.
SIGN    An angel I've never seen before...
[20:30] Minos
    Yeah? Well, I'm Minos! Nice to meet you!
SIGN    I'm Persephone II.
[20:36] Pino
    I-I'm Pino.
SIGN    It's so nice to have one more pretty lady around here!
[20:41] Pino
    Will I really be able to live like this?
[20:45] Pino
    I'm starting to feel a little worried...
[21:08] DevilA
    Oh! Meteor!
[21:10] DevilA
    Comet!
[21:11] DevilA
    Meteor!
[21:12] DevilA
    Meteo—
[21:14] DevilA
    It blew up!
[22:46] Poporon
    Wow, it looks like I'm trending!
[22:49] Poporon
    Let's see what they're saying.
[22:50] Poporon
    "Noel-chan handled her fans like a pro."
SIGN    Noel-chan's way too cute
SIGN    Noel-chan handled her fans like a pro.
SIGN    This pig was absolutely delighted.
SIGN    Noel is a goddess
[22:54] Poporon
    "This pig was absolutely delighted."
[22:56] Poporon
    Wow, these people are praising me so much!
[23:00] Poporon
    They really love me!
[23:01] Poporon
    Even humans have their good points—
SIGN    Shiromegachi
SIGN    Not that anyone cares
SIGN    Shiromegachi
SIGN    But I think the one voiced
     by Yamada Marina is cuter
SIGN    Shiromegachi
SIGN    The angel Noel isn't that cute
SIGN    She's not my type
[23:06] Poporon
    I guess I need to wipe them out after all.
[23:10] Mei
    Orochimaru, I summon you!
[23:12] Jashin
    You called, and now I'm here! Jashin-chan!
[23:14] Jashin
    Hey! Don't just go around summoning me!
[23:15] Mei
    Aw, but you and I share a bond
    from a previous life, Orochimaru!
[23:19] Mei
    We'll be together till we die!
[23:20] Jashin
    Devils and humans have
    totally different lifespans!
[23:22] Mei
    No problem! Here!
[23:24] Jashin
    What the heck is this collar for?!
[23:26] Mei
    It's a collar that will
    automatically lock when I die.
[23:29] Mei
    We'll be together in
    the next life... forever!
[23:32] Jashin
    W-Wait... it's already getting tighter...
[23:35] Jashin
    Is... Jashin-chan... finally... done for?

E3 - Untitled

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SIGN    ATV
    for Devils
[00:01] Kids
    Teach Us, Devil A!
SIGN    m 0 0 s 100 0 100 100 0 100 c
SIGN    Teach Us
SIGN    Devil
[00:06] A-ta
    Hey, Devil A-sensei!
[00:08] A-ko
    Sensei!
[00:09] A-ta
    Why is Jinbocho called Jinbocho?
SIGN    Jinbocho
[00:13] A-ko
    Why? Why is it?
[00:13] DevilA
    That's a good question, A-ta-kun.
[00:15] A-ko
    Why? Why? Why? Why? Why? Why? Why?
    Why? Why? Why? Why? Why? Why? Why? Why?
[00:16] DevilA
    A-ko-san, be quiet!
    I'm trying to answer the question!
[00:20] DevilA
    It's because...
[00:20] A-ko
    Oh!
SIGN    m 0 0 l 0 0 l 23 0 b 24 0 24 1 24 1 l 24 14 b 24 15 23 15 23 15 l -21 15 b -21 15 -22 15 -22 14 l -22 1 b -22 1 -22 1 -22 1 b -22 1 -22 0 -21 0 l -21 0 b -21 0 -21 0 -21 0 b -21 0 -21 0 -21 0
SIGN    Jinbocho
SIGN    Name Origin Its name is
    derived from Jinbo Street,
    the street passing by a
    large mansion owned by
    Jinbo Nagaharu in the
    Genroku era
    (1688-1704).
[00:22] A-ko
    The Internet says it was named
    "Jinbocho" after Jinbo Street,
[00:25] A-ko
    which is where a samurai named Jinbo
    Nagaharu-san had his mansion in the Edo period!
[00:30] A-ta
    Amazing, Devil A-sensei!
[00:33] A-ko
    See you next time! See you
    next time! See you next time!
[00:33] A-ta
    See you next time!
[02:13] Pino
    Autumn has truly reached its peak.
[02:15] Pino
    Well, I should finish up
    cleaning and have a snack.
[02:20] Devil A
    Whoops! We made a mistake!
[02:22] Devil A
    Let's rewind a bit.
[02:27] Devil A
    I apologize for that.
[02:29] Devil A
    Today, we will see how things unfolded
[02:32] ---
    after Persephone II
    started living with Minos.
SIGN    I-I'm too embarrassed...
[02:38] Yurine
    It's fine. You look cute.
SIGN    How... does it look?
[02:48] Yurine
    It suits you.
[02:49] Medusa
    You really do look cute!
[02:51] Minos
    It looks great!
[02:52] Jashin
    Not bad, Sinbad.
[02:56] Jashin
    Hmph! Why would you want to wear clothes?
[02:59] Jashin
    Clothes are for the weak!
    Strong people don't wear clothes!
[03:03] Jashin
    People like me!
[03:04] Yurine
    You're a whole new you.
[03:06] Minos
    You're a huge help, Yurine-chan.
[03:07] Medusa
    You look like a model!
[03:09] Yurine
    By the way...
[03:10] Yurine
    This one's yours, Jashin-chan.
[03:12] Jashin
    Th-That's...
[03:13] Jashin
    ...the cape I've been wanting!
[03:16] Medusa
    I thought you didn't wear clothes...
[03:18] Jashin
    Capes are fine.
[03:19] Jashin
    Capes are gear for making
    the strong even stronger!
[03:23] Medusa
    You look cute, Jashin-chan!
[03:25] Jashin
    I'm not cute. I'm strong.
[03:28] Minos
    I'm glad for you, II.
[03:30] Minos
    She picked out a really cute outfit for you.
SIGN    Yeah!
[03:32] Yurine
    Speaking of, I was wondering
    what we should call her.
[03:35] Yurine
    Shouldn't we give her a cuter nickname?
[03:38] Minos
    Cuter?
[03:41] Jashin
    Oh! Oh! Oh! I'll do it! I'll pick one!
[03:44] Minos
    You, Jashin-chan?
[03:46] Jashin
    Starting today, your name is "Second"!
SIGN    Second?
[03:51] Jashin
    Men's second bag!
[03:55] Yurine
    Men's second bag?
[03:58] Jashin
    See? Pretty funny, right?
SIGN    What's that mean?
[04:01] Yurine
    Your gags are funny,
    but they're too complicated for some.
[04:04] Medusa
    It should be something cute.
[04:07] Medusa
    Oh! How about "Per-chan"?
[04:10] Medusa
    "Per" from "Persephone"?
[04:11] Jashin
    You idiot! You actually think that's
    a good idea? Use your head, moron!
SIGN    Per-chan...
SIGN    I like it.
SIGN    It's cute!
[04:22] Minos
    All right. Then, from
    now on, you're Per-chan.
[04:28] Medusa
    Minos...
[04:29] Medusa
    You seem like you've been having
    fun since Per-chan moved in.
[04:33] Minos
    I only had brothers growing up.
[04:36] Minos
    I feel like I have a sister
    now. It's kinda cool.
SIGN    I was an only child, myself.
SIGN    It's so nice having four sisters.
[04:44] Jashin
    Four? Are you counting me, too?
SIGN    Of course!
SIGN    Jashin-chan-oneesan!
[04:52] Jashin
    I-I'm not an onee-san!
    And I'm not your big sister!
[04:57] Jashin
    Medusa, we're going out!
[05:02] Jashin
    We're going to the arcade to bang
    the hell out of the taiko drum!
SIGN    Is Jashin-chan angry?
[05:07] Yurine
    She's just embarrassed.
SIGN    m 0 0 s 100 0 100 100 0 100 c
SIGN    m 0 0 s 100 0 100 100 0 100 c
SIGN    Yokozuna
SIGN    Jashin-chan
SIGN    Hard
SIGN    Combo
SIGN    Combo
SIGN    Good
SIGN    Good
[05:16] Jashin
    A big sister, huh?
[05:18] Jashin
    That's not so bad...
[05:20] Medusa
    You're so good at that, Jashin-chan!
[05:26] Pino
    It melts in my mouth!
SIGN    Shogi Hall
[05:43] Yurine
    It's your turn. What's the holdup?
[05:45] Jashin
    I was just thinking, if we
    jumped on the shogi bandwagon,
[05:47] Jashin
    and made a shogi set with pieces
    modeled after all of us, it'd sell pretty well.
[05:53] Yurine
    Would it really?
SIGN    Vipers and Jashin-chan
    are basically relatives
[05:54] Jashin
    Dropkick on My Devil and
    shogi are highly compatible!
[05:58] Yurine
    How the hell do you figure that?
[05:59] Jashin
    Well, take the one that says "flying car."
SIGN    Rook
SIGN    Fly
SIGN    Car
[06:01] Jashin
    That one's Mei!
[06:03] Mei
    I'm arresting you and putting you away!
[06:04] Jashin
    Her sanity and her car flew away ages ago!
[06:06] Yurine
    That's read "hisha." It's the rook.
[06:09] Jashin
    And this one has "horns" on it, so that's Minos!
SIGN    Bishop
SIGN    Horns
SIGN    Go
[06:11] Minos
    All right!
[06:12] Yurine
    That's "kaku," the bishop.
    You're reading them wrong.
[06:15] Jashin
    "Katsura"? I saw that name
    in the ending credits.
SIGN    Katsura
    Tree
SIGN    Horse
SIGN    Knight
[06:19] Katsura
    Screen printing is awesome!
[06:20] Yurine
    It's not "Katsura."
    It's "keima," the knight.
SIGN    Pawn
SIGN    Walk
SIGN    Soldier
[06:22] Jashin
    Um... "walk"... walk... work? Pino?
[06:27] Yurine
    That's "fu," the pawn.
    You're not even trying anymore.
SIGN    King General
[06:30] Jashin
    The king general is me,
    and the jeweled general is you!
SIGN    Jeweled General
SIGN    Jeweled General Drinks
[06:33] Jashin
    "Silver" is...
SIGN    Silver General
[06:34] Jashin
    ...either Per-chan or Poporon, I guess.
[06:37] Yurine
    What? You can't decide?
[06:38] Jashin
    There aren't enough pieces for everyone.
[06:40] Yurine
    Because you're just
    assigning them at random.
[06:42] Jashin
    And this one is Pekola.
SIGN    Lance
SIGN    Scent
SIGN    Car
[06:45] Yurine
    Why?
[06:45] Jashin
    I figure she sprays herself with scents
    every day because she doesn't bathe.
SIGN    Feb
[06:49] Yurine
    That kind of gossip could
    destroy someone's reputation.
[06:52] Pekola
    Huh?
[06:55] Pekola
    What's this hammer for?
[06:57] Yurine
    That piece has nothing to do with scents,
    anyway. It's "kyosha," the lance.
SIGN    Gold General
[07:01] Jashin
    "Gold" is money! That one's
    Medusa! No doubt about it!
[07:04] Medusa
    Here you go. I got a new card.
[07:07] Medusa
    Don't tell Yurine-san!
[07:08] Jashin
    Aw, thanks!
[07:10] Yurine
    I told you not to do that, Medusa!
[07:12] Medusa
    I'm sorry...
[07:12] Yurine
    And that piece has nothing to do with money!
[07:14] Jashin
    Uh, yeah. We're totally shogi.
[07:18] Jashin
    I can see it now.
[07:19] Yurine
    A mountain of unsold stock is all I see.
[07:30] Yurine
    What? Kori-chan is missing?
[07:33] Jashin
    You mean Koji?
[07:34] Yusa
    Yes. I only took my eyes off of her
    for a moment in Akihabara...
[07:38] Jashin
    For skinny jeans?
SIGN    m 0 0 l 100 0 100 100 0 100
SIGN    è
SIGN    Skinny
    Jeans
[07:40] Yurine
    And then what?
[07:41] Yusa
    I looked around, but I couldn't find her.
[07:44] Jashin
    I just got ignored...
[07:44] Yurine
    That is concerning.
[07:46] Jashin
    She's probably dead.
[07:48] Yusa
    What?
[07:48] Jashin
    Just give up.
[07:50] Jashin
    You shouldn't have taken
    your eyes off of her.
[07:52] Yusa
    But... It was only for an instant...
SIGN    m 0 0 l 100 0 100 100 0 100
SIGN    è
SIGN    Skinny Jeans
[07:55] Jashin
    Skinny!
[07:55] Yurine
    Stop making her feel worse!
[07:56] Yurine
    Ow, ow, ow! It was a joke! A joke!
[08:00] Yurine
    We should call the police.
[08:02] Jashin
    You said Akiba?
[08:03] Jashin
    Mei knows that area really well.
[08:06] Mei
    My room, Orochimaru, and me!
SIGN    Yakitori
[08:09] Mei
    What's the matter, Orochimaru?
    Wanna come over?
[08:13] Jashin
    Like hell! Give that ridiculous crap a rest!
[08:17] Mei
    She's missing?
[08:18] Mei
    Could you tell me what she looks like?
[08:20] Jashin
    Well... She's about 80 centimeters tall,
[08:24] Jashin
    with a white kimono and blue hair,
[08:26] Jashin
    and a face like a mole.
[08:29] Mei
    Got it. If I find out anything,
    I'll let you know.
SIGN    Hell
SIGN    For Maharaurava
[08:42] Mei
    Well, I mean...
[08:44] Mei
    She was just so cute!
[08:47] Mei
    But you wanted to come with me, didn't you?
[08:52] Mei
    "Yes, I did!"
[08:55] Mei
    You're so cute in your ugly little way!
[08:58] Mei
    This is a problem, though.
[09:00] Mei
    I didn't expect you to be an
    acquaintance of Orochimaru's.
[09:02] Mei
    It's only a matter of time
    until she finds you.
[09:05] Mei
    I need to think of a way to add
    you to my collection quickly...
[09:09] Mei
    Should I preserve you in
    formalin, or stuff you?
[09:13] Mei
    Maybe I should mummify you...
[09:17] Mei
    Formalin isn't scary.
[09:25] Mei
    What's this? What are you doing?
[09:29] Mei
    It's so cold, I'm freezing! Incredible!
[09:32] Mei
    What is this? It suddenly got really cold...
[09:38] Mei
    Wait, you're gonna freeze me! Stop!
[09:40] Mei
    I get it! I'll take you back!
[09:42] Mei
    I'll take you back, okay?! So stop!
[09:47] Mei
    I guess I have no choice now.
[09:49] Mei
    But just remember, I owe you one now!
[09:58] Yurine
    She's not here.
[10:01] Yusa
    She's not at Radio Kaikan, either.
[10:03] Jashin
    I found The Punisher for the Genes
    while I was looking for Koji!
[10:07] Katsura
    Let us out! Help!
[10:07] Chiba
    Really? You want it in 68
    payments? For all three?!
[10:07] Ozaki
    I write my parents' names here, right?
    Wait, my other relatives', too?!
SIGN    Negotiation in Progress
[10:12] Yusa
    She's nowhere to be found.
[10:14] Yurine
    Where could she be?
[10:17] Jashin
    Hey, it's Koji!
[10:23] Yusa
    Thank goodness!
[10:25] Jashin
    Did you find her, Mei?
[10:27] Mei
    Yep!
[10:28] Mei
    Tachibana Mei, the super cop
    of the Banzaibashi Police!
[10:32] Yusa
    Thank you so much, truly.
[10:35] Yusa
    I'll never forget my debt to you.
[10:37] Yurine
    I'm glad you were found safe.
[10:42] Mei
    I only did what a super cop ought to do.
[10:46] Yusa
    I'll come back on another
    day to thank you properly.
[10:50] Yusa
    We'll be going now.
[10:55] Jashin
    What is it, Yurine?
[10:57] Yurine
    Oh, uh... nothing.
[11:00] Yurine
    I hope.
[11:03] Mei
    I can do anything as long
    as I don't get caught, right?
[11:06] Mei
    I'll just go find myself another cutie.
[11:13] Medusa
    Jashin-chan!
[11:14] Yurine
    Hurry up or we'll leave you here.
SIGN    Yokai
    Exhibit
SIGN    Yokai
    Exhibit
[11:17] Minos
    I've never been to a museum
    in the human realm before.
[11:20] Medusa
    Same here!
[11:22] Jashin
    I'm feeling smarter just by being here!
SIGN    That's amazing, Jashin-chan!
[11:26] Minos
    Oh, please. You're not smarter.
[11:27] Staff
    This is floor 1, exhibit room 2.
[11:28] Yurine
    I never thought I'd be bringing
    a bunch of devils to a yokai exhibit.
[11:33] Yurine
    Look at the displays quietly, you guys.
SIGN    Nekomata
SIGN    Nekomata
[11:36] Jashin
    Nekomako?
SIGN    How cute!
[11:39] Yurine
    That's "Nekomata."
[11:41] Minos
    Is this supposed to be a cow?
SIGN    m 0 0 l 100 0 100 100 0 100
SIGN    Ushi-oni
[11:43] Minos
    I guess it does look a little like my dad.
[11:46] Medusa
    No, it doesn't...
[11:47] Minos
    I'll send him a picture of it.
SIGN    Oh, this one looks a little like Jashin-chan!
[11:55] Yurine
    Hey, I told you guys to be quiet.
SIGN    Jashin-chan!
SIGN    m 0 0 l 100 0 100 100 0 100
SIGN    Hebi-onna
SIGN    m 0 0 l 100 0 100 100 0 100
SIGN    Photography Allowed
[11:59] Minos
    Looks just like her!
[12:02] Yurine
    You're right. It does.
[12:04] Jashin
    Is there really a yokai as cute as m—
[12:10] Jashin
    The hell is this?
[12:11] Jashin
    How does that look like me?!
    It's just a head with a tail!
[12:15] Yurine
    Hey! Keep it down!
[12:16] Yurine
    If you don't stop, I'll make you nothing
    but a head and tail, like that painting.
[12:23] Minos
    It's the cow from that one painting!
[12:24] Minos
    This T-shirt is awesome!
SIGN    I think I'm going to get this.
[12:28] Yurine
    What is that?
SIGN    A pencil cap.
[12:32] Jashin
    Medusa...
[12:35] Jashin
    Did that thing... really look like me?
[12:39] Jashin
    I won't get mad at you.
[12:46] Medusa
    Maybe a little...
[12:48] Jashin
    I see.
SIGN    This is delicious!
[12:52] Yurine
    When did you change your shirt, Minos?
[12:55] Minos
    Looks cool, right?
[13:00] Minos
    Jashin-chan?
[13:03] Minos
    If you're not gonna eat it...
[13:09] Jashin
    Did that creature...
[13:11] Jashin
    ...really look like me?
[13:15] Jashin
    No... In truth, even at that
    moment, I already knew.
[13:21] Jashin
    It did look like me.
[13:22] Jashin
    Like I'd ever admit that!
[13:24] Yurine
    Shut up.
[13:25] Jashin
    Did she look like me?
[13:27] Jashin
    Or could she actually be
    the origin of my entire race?
[13:31] Jashin
    But we're a race that can live
    for tens of thousands of years.
[13:35] Jashin
    Maybe I'm actually the origin,
[13:37] Jashin
    but the unnecessary parts degenerated,
[13:39] Jashin
    and what was left evolved into that!
[13:42] Jashin
    Which means that yokai is my ultimate form,
    comprised only of what's essential!
[13:48] Jashin
    Evolution, huh?
[13:50] Jashin
    Damn! That might actually be cool as hell!
[13:55] Jashin
    Let me just imagine that right now.
[14:02] Jashin
    Gross!
[14:04] Jashin
    Please, no! No!
SIGN    ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
SIGN    ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
SIGN    Nooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo
[14:06] Yurine
    Is she sleep-talking?
[14:09] Jashin
    Man, I'm stiff.
[14:12] Yurine
    You seem really tired.
[14:14] Jashin
    It's true.
[14:16] Jashin
    I've got so many spirits
    possessing me. It's wearing me out.
[14:20] Yurine
    That would definitely tire you out.
[14:31] Yurine
    Get up!
[14:38] Jashin
    What? What? What?! What happened?!
[14:40] Jashin
    Wait... where are we?
[14:42] Yurine
    Don't give me that.
[14:44] Jashin
    Yurine, this is terrible!
    Our apartment changed!
[14:47] Yurine
    This is someone else's place.
[14:49] Jashin
    Huh?
[14:50] Yurine
    Take a moment to recall
    what you did last night.
SIGN    Sushi
[14:57] Jashin
    I think I got drunk...
SIGN    Sushi
SIGN    Sushi
SIGN    Sushi
SIGN    Sushi
SIGN    Abe
SIGN    Abe
[15:02] Jashin
    So tired...
[15:03] Abe
    Wh-Who are you?!
[15:05] Jashin
    Ugh, I can't stand it...
[15:06] Abe
    Wait, you can't...
[15:12] Jashin
    Oh...
[15:14] Jashin
    Oh!
[15:15] Yurine
    She saw the contact info
    I sewed to your wallet,
[15:18] Yurine
    and was kind enough to contact me.
[15:19] Abe
    Hi there.
[15:21] Yurine
    Jeez. Do you know how much trouble you caused?
[15:25] Yurine
    I really am sorry about this.
[15:28] Abe
    Oh, no, it's okay...
[15:29] Yurine
    You need to apologize, too.
[15:32] Jashin
    Oh, yeah. My bad.
[15:34] Jashin
    I-I am truly sorry for
    the trouble I've caused.
SIGN    Sushi
SIGN    Sushi
SIGN    Sushi
[15:38] Jashin
    Please accept this sushi.
[15:41] Abe
    Th-Thank you...
[15:45] Jashin
    My nose is broken.
[15:47] Yurine
    Just how much did you drink?
[15:50] Yurine
    Ugh, you reek of booze.
[15:52] Jashin
    I feel sick...
[15:57] Jashin
    I got into a drinking contest with some
    guy at the bar I went to last night...
[16:04] Yurine
    Is this his business card?
SIGN    Shiosai Co., Ltd.
SIGN    Managing
    Director
SIGN    — 12 Hours Earlier —
[16:07] Miura
    You're quite the drinker.
[16:11] Jashin
    What's up, old man? Wanna have a contest?
[16:16] Miura
    That sounds interesting.
[16:17] Miura
    Just so you know, I can keep
    drinking for quite a while.
[16:20] Jashin
    No problem.
[16:21] Jashin
    It's not like a mere human
    can outdrink me, anyway.
SIGN    —1 Hour Later—
[16:26] Jashin
    I'm really grateful to Miura!
[16:31] Jashin
    Thanks!
[16:32] Miura
    Miura?
[16:33] Jashin
    Yeah! He sang our ending theme!
[16:37] Miura
    Oh, yeah, him. He's great, isn't he?
[16:41] Jashin
    He is! And he's a great dancer!
    He's Japan's you-know-who Jackson!
[16:47] Jashin
    Exciting! Hype!
[16:49] Miura
    I think you've got the wrong Miura.
[16:51] Jashin
    Huh? The dancer?
[16:54] Jashin
    The soccer player?
[16:55] Miura
    That's Kazu.
[16:56] Jashin
    Huh?
[16:58] Miura
    Try again. Miura Yu...
[17:00] Jashin
    The one who climbed Everest!
[17:01] Miura
    He's way older.
[17:03] Jashin
    What?
[17:04] Jashin
    The shogi—
[17:05] Miura
    Different Miura.
[17:07] Jashin
    The Naoki Prize winner—
[17:08] Miura
    Different Miura.
[17:10] Jashin
    The popular actor—
[17:11] Miura
    Different Miura.
[17:12] Jashin
    The LA murder—
[17:13] Miura
    Different Miura, and different Kazu.
[17:18] Jashin
    Jump across the fire to me.
[17:20] Jashin
    If you'll jump across the fire to me...
[17:21] Miura
    Oh, you know that movie?
[17:23] Miura
    And you're so young... How embarrassing...
SIGN    m 0 0 l 100 0 100 100 0 100
SIGN    Spirytus
SIGN    m 0 0 l 100 0 100 100 0 100
SIGN    Spirytus
[17:26] Miura
    I feel a little like that Miura now.
[17:27] Jashin
    Oh, don't be silly.
SIGN    m 0 0 l 100 0 100 100 0 100
SIGN    Spirytus
SIGN    m 0 0 l 100 0 100 100 0 100
SIGN    Spirytus
SIGN    m 0 0 l 100 0 100 100 0 100
SIGN    Spirytus
SIGN    m 0 0 l 100 0 100 100 0 100
SIGN    Spirytus
SIGN    m 0 0 l 100 0 100 100 0 100
SIGN    Spirytus
SIGN    m 0 0 l 100 0 100 100 0 100
SIGN    Spirytus
SIGN    m 0 0 l 100 0 100 100 0 100
SIGN    Spirytus
SIGN    m 0 0 l 100 0 100 100 0 100
SIGN    Spirytus
SIGN    m 0 0 l 100 0 100 100 0 100
SIGN    Spirytus
SIGN    m 0 0 l 100 0 100 100 0 100
SIGN    Spirytus
[17:30] Jashin
    Honestly, I'm so grateful
    to Maeyamada Kenichi.
[17:35] Miura
    Yeah...
[17:36] Miura
    Wait, what happened to Miura...
[17:39] Guy
    Whoa, that dude drank
    Spirytus and passed out!
[17:40] Jashin
    Fool. That's what you
    get for challenging me.
[17:41] Guy
    Call an ambulance!
SIGN    10,000 Yen
[17:43] Miura
    Miura...
SIGN    10,000 Yen
[17:44] Guy
    Dude, are you okay?
[17:44] Jashin
    Yo, barkeep, I'll leave the
    money to cover us both.
[17:46] Guy
    Dude, dude, dude! Dude, dude, dude!
[17:47] Bar
    Okay... Take care on your way home.
[17:51] Jashin
    That's the story.
[17:52] Jashin
    So I drank lots and lots last night!
[17:54] Yurine
    What you did at the end
    of that was pretty bad.
[17:57] Jashin
    I know, right? That old
    dude's probably dead!
[18:02] Yurine
    What's wrong?
[18:05] Miura
    Well, hi there.
[18:08] Jashin
    He's alive!
[18:16] Pekola
    I've never played mahjong before.
[18:18] Poporon
    We'll go easy on you.
[18:21] Pekola
    Okay, this white one—
[18:22] Poporon
    Popo-ron!
[18:33] Yurine
    What's wrong? You haven't said a word all day.
[18:37] Yurine
    Want some ice cream?
[18:39] Yurine
    Pudding?
[18:42] Yurine
    What's wrong with you?
[18:44] Jashin
    My tooth...
[18:47] Jashin
    My tooth hurts.
[18:49] Yurine
    A cavity?
[18:50] Jashin
    I think so.
[18:53] Jashin
    I thought it'd get better
    eventually if I left it alone...
[18:56] Yurine
    Cavities don't get better!
[18:58] Yurine
    Go see a dentist right now!
[19:01] Yurine
    What's that look for?
[19:02] Jashin
    What's a dentist's office like?
[19:05] Jashin
    This is my first cavity,
    so I've never been to one...
[19:09] Yurine
    Well, to put it simply...
[19:12] Yurine
    It's like a torture chamber.
[19:15] Yurine
    They put you in a chair
    and won't let you move,
[19:19] Yurine
    then they carve into
    the cavity with a drill.
[19:23] Jashin
    This drill's way too big!
[19:23] Dentist
    Sweat. Sweat. Sweat. Joke.
SIGN    m 50 0 b 100 0 100 100 50 100 b 0 100 0 0 50 0
SIGN    ,
SIGN    Sweat
SIGN    m 50 0 b 100 0 100 100 50 100 b 0 100 0 0 50 0
SIGN    ,
SIGN    Sweat
SIGN    m 50 0 b 100 0 100 100 50 100 b 0 100 0 0 50 0
SIGN    ,
SIGN    Sweat
[19:25] Jashin
    Stop! Stop!
SIGN    m 50 0 b 100 0 100 100 50 100 b 0 100 0 0 50 0
SIGN    ,
SIGN    Joke
[19:26] Nurse
    It's a sushi roll.
[19:27] Jashin
    Like hell it is, you dumbass!
[19:30] Yurine
    I was kidding.
[19:32] Yurine
    Come on. It won't get
    better if you don't go,
[19:34] Yurine
    so get moving.
SIGN    Gotham Dental Clinic
[19:41] Sorata
    Wow, it's a snake!
[19:43] Girl
    There's a snake in here!
[19:44] Sorata
    Mom, it's a snake!
[19:45] Jashin
    Shut up! I'm in pain right now!
[19:46] Mom
    Yes, I can see that.
[19:49] Sorata
    Snake Bomber!
[19:52] Sorata
    Ow...
[19:52] Yurine
    Oh, are you okay?
[19:56] Jashin
    Ma'am...
[19:59] Jashin
    I'd appreciate it if you'd watch
    your child and not your smartphone.
[20:04] Jashin
    Otherwise, I'll kill him.
[20:06] Yurine
    Jashin-chan.
[20:11] Yurine
    They'll call you in soon
    enough. Just wait quietly.
[20:18] Yurine
    Your heartbeat's really loud...
[20:20] Yurine
    Wait, you're making that
    noise with your mouth?
[20:23] Jashin
    Y-Yurine, hold my hand! I-I-I'm too nervous!
[20:27] Yurine
    You're creeping me out.
[20:28] Yurine
    Your vibrating's making me itch.
[20:30] Jashin
    I wanna go home!
[20:31] Yurine
    Quit fidgeting.
[20:33] Jashin
    They're not calling me.
[20:34] Jashin
    Maybe we should cancel
    and come back tomorrow.
[20:37] Jashin
    Yeah, that's it. Let's do that.
[20:37] Yurine
    It's only been five minutes.
[20:40] Jashin
    Okay... I'll wait until they call two mor—
[20:42] Hygienist
    Jashin-chan-san!
[20:46] Jashin
    I got called! They finally called my name!
[20:50] Jashin
    Yurine, help me! Go in with me!
[20:53] Yurine
    Stop being weird. You're not a little kid.
[20:57] Jashin
    Okay, I'll grit my teeth
    and get it over with.
[20:59] Yurine
    You'll have to open your mouth.
[21:02] Yurine
    Just get in there already.
[21:04] Yurine
    Now!
SIGN    m 0 0 l 100 0 100 100 0 100
SIGN    m 0 0 l 100 0 100 100 0 100
SIGN    Exam Room
SIGN    m 0 0 l 100 0 100 100 0 100
SIGN    m 0 0 l 100 0 100 100 0 100
SIGN    Exam Room
[21:06] Jashin
    No!
[21:08] Jashin
    Help me!
[21:08] Dentist
    Stop that! Hold still!
[21:11] DevilA
    I'll do that for you!
[21:12] DevilA
    No!
[21:14] Jashin
    It doesn't hurt anymore!
[21:16] Yurine
    Aren't you glad you came?
[21:18] Jashin
    Yep! Sure am!
[21:20] Jashin
    He said I shouldn't eat
    anything for 30 minutes.
[21:22] Yurine
    I see.
[21:23] Jashin
    Well, I'm free until they call me up to pay,
[21:26] Jashin
    so I'll have some chocolate!
[21:27] Yurine
    You idiot!
[21:28] Jashin
    My appetizer!
[21:31] Yurine
    Did you forget what you just said?!
[21:34] Yurine
    Could you check her one more time?
[21:35] Jashin
    M-My tooth broke! Help me!
[21:37] Hygienist
    Uh-huh...
[23:10] Pekola
    Summer is so hot... I'm melting...
[23:13] Pekola
    If I evaporated,
    could I make it back to Heaven?
[23:15] Yusa
    Pekola-san, would you like some shaved ice?
[23:18] Pekola
    Yusa-san, Koji-san...
[23:20] Pekola
    I don't have any money right now.
[23:23] Yusa
    That's all right. It's my sister's treat.
[23:25] Pekola
    R-Really? Are you sure?
[23:27] Yusa
    Yes.
[23:30] Pekola
    You're devils, but you're just like angels!
[23:32] Pekola
    Thank you, Yusa-san and Koji-san!
[23:34] Pekola
    Please come visit me in Heaven someday!
[23:36] Pekola
    May God bless these devils!

E4 - Untitled

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SIGN    My Dream for the Future
SIGN    P
    e
    r
    s
SIGN    This is hard...
[00:06] Jashin
    What, you're actually studying?
[00:09] Jashin
    Lame!
SIGN    I think a smart-aleck devil who's only strong against the young and the weak is a lot lamer.
[00:23] Jashin
    Smart-aleck... devil...
[00:26] Yurine
    Why not take a break and have some tea?
SIGN    Ja
SIGN    Yay! Fujike cakes!
SIGN    Fujike
[00:33] Yurine
    Here, smart-aleck devil.
    You can have some, too.
[00:37] Jashin
    Smart-aleck devil...
[00:40] Yurine
    You know, after all that big talk,
[00:43] Yurine
    you didn't do any dropkicks last episode.
SIGN    So it really is title fraud?
[00:49] Yurine
    Seems that way...
[00:52] Yurine
    Let's change the title.
[00:54] Jashin
    What?!
SIGN    The Smart-Aleck Devil!
SIGN    m 0 0 l 0 0 l -3 0 l -6 -2 l -8 -5 l -8 -10 l -6 -12 l -2 -14 l 2 -14 l 9 -13 l 10 -11 l 14 -11 l 17 -14 l 19 -15 l 23 -12 l 23 -12 l 24 -10 l 24 -8 l 25 -5 l 24 -2 l 23 -1 l 21 0 l 15 0 l 11 1 l 6 1 l 4 0 l 2 0
SIGN    m 50 0 b 100 0 100 100 50 100 b 0 100 0 0 50 0
SIGN    m 50 0 b 100 0 100 100 50 100 b 0 100 0 0 50 0
SIGN    Smart-Aleck Devil
[02:27] Jashin
    Smart-aleck devil...
SIGN    Hey, Yurine-chan.
SIGN    m 0 0 l 0 0 l 1 -3 l 2 -5 l 4 -5 l 8 -3 l 10 -4 l 15 -5 l 18 -4 l 19 -3 l 24 -4 l 26 -3 l 29 1 l 28 3 l 28 4 l 23 7 l 19 6 l 15 7 l 14 7 l 10 7 l 7 6 l 6 7 l 4 7 l 2 6 l 1 4 l 0 2 l 0 -1
SIGN    m 50 0 b 100 0 100 100 50 100 b 0 100 0 0 50 0
SIGN    m 50 0 b 100 0 100 100 50 100 b 0 100 0 0 50 0
SIGN    Smart-Aleck Devil
[02:29] Jashin
    Smart-aleck devil...
    Smart-aleck devil...
SIGN    I have to write a paper on the theme of "the future me."
SIGN    What do you think I should write about?
[02:36] Yurine
    Well...
[02:38] Yurine
    Is there anything you'd like
    to become in the future?
SIGN    What I'd like to become?
SIGN    A pencil cap!
[02:50] Jashin
    I know you can do it.
[02:52] Jashin
    Go for it.
SIGN    Go for it
SIGN    Go for it
[02:53] Yurine
    Be serious, Per-chan.
[02:55] Yurine
    There must be something.
SIGN    Maybe a teacher who's like everyone's mom?
[03:05] Yurine
    Why not just write that, then?
SIGN    Oh...
[03:09] Yurine
    "The future me," huh?
[03:11] Yurine
    I wrote about that a long time ago, too.
SIGN    What did you write?
[03:17] Yurine
    "A dictator."
[03:20] Yurine
    I wrote that I would kill all who defied me,
[03:22] Yurine
    and create the Yurine
    Kingdom, a paradise on Earth,
[03:27] Yurine
    inhabited only by those
    who swore loyalty to me.
SIGN    That's so cool!
[03:33] Jashin
    The Yurine Kingdom?
[03:35] Jashin
    Hang on, that's no joke!
[03:37] Jashin
    If she really created that kingdom,
[03:40] Jashin
    she might invade Hell itself
    one day and try to take over!
[03:44] Jashin
    This psychopath's thinking
    dangerous thoughts.
[03:47] Jashin
    I can't allow her to live.
[03:50] Jashin
    Well, then!
[03:52] Jashin
    I suppose I'll start getting dinner ready.
[03:56] Jashin
    I think I'll make pickled
    veggies for today's side dish.
[04:01] Jashin
    This daikon is perfectly pickled!
[04:04] Jashin
    Chop, chop, chop, chop...
[04:07] Jashin
    And a chop for Yurine!
[04:13] Yurine
    Jashin-chan, c'mere a sec.
[04:16] ---
    'Kay.
[04:18] Yurine
    Would you prefer a punch or a kick?
[04:21] Jsahin
    Um...
[04:23] Yurine
    A kick, you say?
SIGN    Flump
SIGN    Flump
SIGN    Pfft
SIGN    Pfft
[04:30] Jashin
    You moron!
[04:31] Jashin
    That's what you get for tryin' to kick me
    on a tatami floor wearing socks!
[04:37] Jashin
    What a moron!
SIGN    This isn't good...
[04:42] Yurine
    You're just a smart-aleck devil.
[04:45] Yurine
    A smart-aleck devil has
    the gall to laugh at me?
SIGN    Gaaaah
[04:54] Jashin
    My back! My back!
[04:58] Jashin
    Let me down!
[04:58] Yurine
    I always wanted to run a butcher shop.
[05:02] Yurine
    The more you struggle,
    the more it'll hurt as the hook digs in.
[05:03] Jashin
    Let me down! Please!
SIGN    Jashin-chan, keep it down! I can't concentrate on my paper!
SIGN    Hanazono Butcher Shop
SIGN    Hanazono Butcher Shop
[05:12] Shijimi
    Hello!
[05:14] Shijimi
    So, what should we have for dinner tonight?
[05:17] Fish
    I want snake!
[05:19] Shijimi
    Now, dear, butcher shops don't have snake.
[05:22] Fish
    They don't?
[05:24] Yurine
    We do.
[05:26] Jashin
    Flop, flop! Flop, flop!
[05:37] Jashin
    After my national health
    insurance payment for this month,
[05:40] Jashin
    I don't have any spending money left!
[05:43] Jashin
    What's wrong with this country?!
[05:43] Jashin
    National Health Insurance
[05:45] Jashin
    There's the national pension,
    Tokyo residential tax, ward tax...
SIGN    National Pension
SIGN    Tokyo Residential Tax
SIGN    Ward Tax
[05:48] Jashin
    And when you buy anything,
    there's a consumption tax, too!
SIGN    Consumption Tax
[05:51] Jashin
    Why is it so hard to live in this country?!
[05:54] DevilA
    That's how Japan is,
SIGN    World Sports Festival
SIGN    Leap beyond
    the summit!
[05:56] DevilA
    but they say holding the
    World Sports Festival here
[05:58] DevilA
    will boost the economy by trillions of yen!
SIGN    m 0 0 l 100 0 100 100 0 100
SIGN    This will won't
    be on the test
SIGN    X
SIGN    m 0 0 l 100 0 100 100 0 100
[06:03] DevilA
    Plus, all who volunteer as event staff
[06:05] DevilA
    will receive a prepaid card with
    1,000 yen on it for every work day!
[06:10] DevilA
    That's 1,000 yen per day,
    even though you're volunteering!
[06:13] DevilA
    How generous is that?! So generous!
SIGN    World Sports Festival
SIGN    Seeking Volunteers
SIGN    m 0 0 l 100 0 100 100 0 100
SIGN    m 0 0 l 100 0 100 100 0 100
SIGN    And for all who participate...?!
SIGN    A free prepaid
    card with 1,000
    yen per day!!
[06:17] Pekola
    A prepaid card with 1,000 yen per day
[06:20] Pekola
    for doing volunteer work
    in the hot midsummer sun?
[06:24] Pekola
    1,000 yen for a whole day's work...
[06:30] Pekola
    What a bounty!
[06:33] Jashin
    1,000 yen isn't even
    worth calling a side hustle!
[06:38] Jashin
    And Hell will be coming to
    collect my taxes pretty soon, too...
[06:44] Jashin
    I'll make more money by playing pachinko.
[06:48] Jashin
    What's...
[06:50] Poporon
    What are you doing here, Pino?
[06:52] Pino
    I'm working as the custodian here.
[06:55] Poporon
    You got a job as a custodian in
    the building where the devils live?
[06:59] Poporon
    You must be plotting something.
[07:01] Pino
    Yes!
[07:02] Poporon
    I knew it!
[07:03] Poporon
    Well, not that I care,
[07:06] Poporon
    but Pekola-sama was worried about you.
[07:08] Pino
    Well, I'm right here,
[07:11] Pino
    so you can tell her not to worry.
[07:13] Poporon
    Tell her yourself.
[07:15] Poporon
    I'm busy, you know.
[07:17] Pino
    What a brat...
[07:19] Pino
    Even back in Heaven,
    I never really liked you.
[07:23] Jashin
    Hey...
[07:25] Jashin
    What're you two angels having
    such a friendly chat about?
[07:28] Poporon
    Meat and Potatoes! Stay out of this!
[07:29] Pino
    Meat and Potatoes...
SIGN    Meat
    and
    Potatoes
SIGN    m 0 0 s 100 0 100 100 0 100 c
SIGN    m 0 0 s 100 0 100 100 0 100 c
SIGN    m 0 0 s 100 0 100 100 0 100 c
[07:30] Jashin
    Meat and Potatoes?
[07:31] Poporon
    What? I re-read volume 4 of
    the manga! I know that's right!
[07:35] Poporon
    Rewatch the anime!
    I mean, that's fine too, but...
[07:36] Pino
    Volume 4...
SIGN    Volume
    Four
[07:39] Jashin
    By the way, you two,
[07:40] Jashin
    do you pay your national health
    insurance payments in the human realm?
[07:44] Poporon
    I told you to stay out of this!
[07:46] Jashin
    Come on, answer me.
[07:48] Jashin
    Just answer me, mister!
[07:52] Jashin
    Who else do we call "mister"?
[07:53] DevilA
    Here.
SIGN    Okure
[07:54] Jashin
    Hmm, how about it?
[07:56] Poporon
    Ugh, what's your deal?! Yes, I pay mine!
[07:59] Pino
    I pay mine, too.
[08:00] Jashin
    Good for you two!
SIGN    Clap
[08:05] Jashin
    I wonder if Pekola does.
[08:07] Jashin
    I'll ask her next time I see her.
[08:09] Jashin
    But man, it really sucks, doesn't it?
[08:12] Jashin
    Having to pay national health
    insurance and everything else
[08:15] ---
    in both Hell and the human realm...
[08:17] Jashin
    You guys pay for both too, right?
[08:20] Poporon
    There are no taxes in Heaven.
[08:24] Jashin
    N-No taxes?! Is that place
    paradise or something?!
[08:28] Jashin
    Oh. I guess it is.
[08:30] Jashin
    That sounds awesome!
    Maybe I should move to Heaven!
[08:33] Jashin
    Funny, right?!
SIGN    Genesis
[08:36] Jashin
    Hey, you have ramen!
[08:39] Poporon
    That's for a delivery!
[08:41] Jashin
    The plastic wrap on these ramen
    bowls has a certain bounciness.
[08:46] JAshin
    It's not ordinary plastic wrap, is it?
[08:49] Poporon
    Hey!
[08:50] Jashin
    Chow time.
SIGN    Chow
    time
[08:51] Poporon
    No one said you could eat that!
[08:54] Pino
    What even brought this on?
[08:55] Jashin
    Ramen's so good!
[08:57] Jashin
    I don't think there's anyone who hates ramen!
SIGN    Oh, Poporon-chan!
[09:02] Minos
    The delivery was taking a while,
[09:04] Minos
    so I got worried and came to check on you.
SIGN    Genesis
SIGN    Jashin-chan is eating our ramen!
SIGN    m 0 0 l 100 0 100 100 0 100
SIGN    Her
    second
    bowl
[09:12] Minos
    Hey! That's our lunch you're eating!
[09:17] Jashin
    Sorry about that. I'll make
    something for you instead.
[09:21] Jashin
    You two are gonna eat some, too, right?
[09:27] Jashin
    Here you go! Jashin-chan's
    special omelet rice!
[09:32] Minos
    Jashin-chan's omelet rice is still the best!
SIGN    m 0 0 l 100 0 100 100 0 100
SIGN    Had two bowls of
    ramen, still eating
    omelet rice
[09:36] Poporon
    It's not as good as our chef's cooking,
[09:38] Poporon
    but it's not bad.
[09:40] Pino
    I'm not sure how I ended up sitting
    down for a meal with devils.
[09:45] Pink
    But... it is delicious.
[09:50] Poporon
    If you're going to live in the human realm,
[09:53] Poporon
    you'll just have to get used to this.
[09:57] Minos
    This is seriously good, Jashin-chan!
[09:59] Jashin
    For sure!
[10:00] Jashin
    I'm telling you, my omelet
    rice is the best in the world!
[10:05] Minos
    Totally! I could eat it forever!
[10:06] Pino
    It's delicious...
[10:07] Jashin
    Right?
[10:08] Minos
    Yeah!
[10:09] Mei
    After this, a swimsuit episode!
[10:11] Mei
    All of the fan service!
[10:16] Jashin
    Can you believe it?!
[10:18] Jashin
    I won a one-day private beach party
    in the shopping district lottery yet again!
[10:24] Jashin
    Huh? What am I talking about?
[10:26] Jashin
    Any Dropkick newbies asking that
[10:28] Jashin
    need to buy the disc release of
    season 1 and watch episode 12 right now!
SIGN    Dropkick
    on My Devil!
    Blu-ray
    2nd Box
[10:32] Jashin
    I won't let anyone say they
    don't know what happened!
[10:34] Jashin
    I owe it all to my cultists!
[10:38] Jashin
    Right, Tajiri?
[10:39] Pekola
    M-My name isn't Tajiri!
SIGN    Jashin-chan has legs!
[10:45] Minos
    Hey, you're right.
[10:48] Jashin
    I figured I should enjoy the beach
    in my perfect Jashin-chan figure today.
[10:56] Tangan
    Hello!
[10:57] Tangon
    Delivery for you!
[10:59] Jashin
    Tangan-chan!
[11:01] Jashin
    Ooh, did I level up
    without realizing again?
[11:04] Tangan
    No, it's nothing like that.
[11:07] Tangan
    Our records show that you squished
    a mayfly with your elbow recently.
[11:08] Jashin
    Dig, dig...
SIGN    Squish
[11:11] Tangan
    It's not quite a reward, but this is for you.
SIGN    Satan's
SIGN    Tears
[11:14] DevilA
    It's this stuff.
SIGN    m 0 0 l 100 0 100 100 0 100
SIGN    Satan's Tears
    A potion that makes
    Jashin-chan grow legs
    
    See Season 1, Episode 7
SIGN    m 0 0 l 100 0 100 100 0 100
SIGN    Satan's Tears
    A potion that makes
    Jashin-chan grow legs
    
    See Season 1, Episode 7
[11:15] Jashin
    For real? Over a little mayfly?
[11:18] Jashin
    Wow, how thoughtful!
[11:20] Jashin
    I had plans to go to the beach!
    Now I can grow legs and be an Insta-queen!
[11:26] Jashin
    Gross! It stinks even worse than last time!
[11:27] Tangan
    It was in storage,
    so it's past its expiration date.
[11:31] Tangan
    Even though it was only a mayfly,
[11:34] Tangan
    Satan-sama wanted to give you this gift.
[11:36] Tangan
    I'll be taking my leave now!
[11:41] Jashin
    That's what happened.
[11:42] Jashin
    So I drank that stinky-ass
    potion to grow legs again!
[11:47] Jashin
    Don't I look awesome?
[11:49] Medusa
    Yeah! You look great, Jashin-chan!
SIGN    No.
SIGN    It's lame that you destroyed the character that you'd built yourself up as.
SIGN    I prefer you with your usual gross lower half.
[12:00] Jashin
    Zazaas! Zazaas! Nasunazaas!
SIGN    Gross Lower Half!
SIGN    Gross Lower Half!
SIGN    Gross Lower Half!
SIGN    Gross Lower Half!
SIGN    Pfft
SIGN    Pfft
SIGN    Pfft
[12:07] Jashin
    That's it! Today, this bitch dies!
[12:10] Yurine
    Okay, I'll watch our stuff.
[12:12] Yurine
    You guys can go have fun.
[12:14] Jashin
    No one's around.
    You don't need to watch our stuff.
[12:19] Yurine
    I don't want to get a sunburn.
SIGN    Poporon-chan, Pekola-chan! Hurry up!
SIGN    Tajiri
SIGN    Tajiri
[12:25] Poporon
    She's not giving us much choice.
[12:27] Pekola
    Honestly, I never expected
    you to come with us.
[12:31] Poporon
    I only came because
    I happened to be off work.
[12:35] Jashin
    All right! We're gonna swim, too!
[12:38] Minos
    Yeah!
[12:39] Medusa
    Will my inner tube be okay?
    I hope it doesn't pop...
[12:43] Minos
    Take that!
[12:45] Poporon
    Cut it out!
[12:47] Yurine
    You're not going to swim, Miss Custodian?
[12:50] Pino
    No, I'll pass.
[12:53] Minos
    Join us, Medusa!
[12:55] Yurine
    Sorry for dragging you along.
[12:58] Poporon
    Here we go!
[13:00] Poporon
    Falling Leaf!
[13:08] Jashin
    Shiver
[13:08] Jashin
    Shiver
SIGN    Ahhh...
SIGN    Ahhh...
[13:14] Minos
    W-Wai—
[13:14] Minos
    Jashin-chan, you didn't!
[13:17] Medusa
    Jashin-chan! Tell me you're joking!
[13:21] Pino
    I can't understand it.
[13:24] Pino
    How can angels and devils have fun together?
[13:27] Pekola
    Oh, no! Leg cramp!
[13:27] Pino
    When Pekola-sama lived in Heaven,
[13:29] Poporon
    Hilarious!
[13:29] Pino
    she absolutely detested devils.
SIGN    Pekola-chan, are you okay?
[13:32] Pino
    Poporon, too.
[13:36] Yurine
    Being around Jashin-chan
    and the rest changes you.
[13:41] Yurine
    Lots of new faces keep showing up,
    whether they're angels or devils.
[13:45] Yurine
    It makes every day so lively
    that even I can't help but enjoy it.
[13:50] Yurine
    You might find yourself changing, too.
[13:57] Jashin
    All that swimming wore me out.
[14:00] Yurine
    I cut up some watermelon for everyone.
[14:03] All
    Yay!
SIGN    Jashin-chan, did you really pee in the ocean?
[14:08] Jashin
    I don't know, did I?
SIGN    You should stop doing dumb things and act like a girl for a change.
[14:16] Jashin
    Shut up! Watermelon seed machine gun!
SIGN    Splat
SIGN    Splat
[14:22] Yurine
    That's disgusting.
[14:25] Yurine
    Want me to plant this seed inside you
    and grow watermelons in your body?
SIGN    Eep!
SIGN    Eep!
[14:31] Yurine
    It'll suck all the nutrients out of
    you and give us a lovely watermelon.
SIGN    Ice
[14:37] Yusa
    Ice here!
SIGN    Ice
SIGN    Ice
[14:39] Yusa
    Anyone need some ice?
[14:41] Jashin
    Yusa! Koji!
[14:42] DevilA
    What?
[14:43] Yusa
    Oh, look. You're all here.
[14:45] Yurine
    You're doing business even out here?
[14:48] Yusa
    Yes.
[14:48] Yusa
    But there's no one at this beach,
    so we haven't sold a thing.
[14:53] Jashin
    Probably because it's a private beach.
[14:55] Yurine
    Since they're here, do you
    guys want some shaved ice?
SIGN    I do!
[14:59] Yusa
    Oh, we aren't selling shaved ice this year.
SIGN    Ice
[15:02] Yusa
    We have crushed ice now.
SIGN    Ice
SIGN    Ice
SIGN    Ice
SIGN    Ice
[15:05] Yurine
    Why?
[15:06] Yusa
    We made a fortune with
    our fluffy shaved ice last year,
[15:10] Yusa
    so we thought we'd try
    the opposite this year.
[15:13] Yurine
    That's quite a bold change of direction.
[15:20] Jashin
    Hey, Koji, I think you
    got a little too much sun.
[15:24] Jashin
    The melanin increase is
    making moles pop up all over you!
[15:30] Yurine
    Jashin-chan.
[15:36] Yurine
    What? You want to break a watermelon?
[15:39] Yurine
    I'm sorry. I already cut up our watermelon.
[15:43] Yurine
    But since we did come
    all the way to the beach,
[15:46] Yurine
    it'd be nice to at least
    enjoy the feel of it, right?
[15:57] Jashin
    D-Don't do it!
[15:59] Yurine
    I'd be happy to wait until
    a watermelon grows inside your body,
[16:03] Yurine
    but we don't have that
    kind of time, so this will do.
[16:13] Jashin
    Whoa, Koji!
[16:14] Jashin
    That's the kind of thing
    I'd kill you to have!
[16:17] Yurine
    Now, let's put your blindfold on.
[16:23] Jashin
    Not me! You're supposed to
    blindfold the one with the sword!
[16:30] Jashin
    Wait... This is one of those things
    good kids shouldn't try at home.
SIGN    A little to the right!
[16:36] Minos
    Straight ahead!
[16:38] Jashin
    She can see, you idiots!
[16:42] Jashin
    Wait...
[16:43] Jashin
    D-Don't... Don't!
[16:46] Jashin
    Don't do it!
[16:49] Jashin
    Hey, what's that?!
[16:51] Yurine
    You can't even see anything.
[16:53] Yurine
    Did you think she'd fall
    for a basic ruse like that?
[16:55] Yurine
    Go on. Finish it in one blow.
[16:57] Jashin
    It's my mind's eye!
    I can see it with my mind's eye!
SIGN    Wh-What?
SIGN    Something really is drifting this way.
[17:06] Minos
    What is that?
SIGN    What is it?
[17:17] Medusa
    A coffin?
[17:20] Yurine
    Oh, wow. It's a juicy one.
[17:23] Jashin
    Hey, all of you! At least glance over here!
[17:26] Jashin
    Hey! Are you listening?!
    Hey! Look over here, I said!
[17:27] Yusa
    Well, we should get back to selling ice now.
[17:31] Yurine
    Okay. See you later.
[17:34] Jashin
    Hey! Take the sword out first, damn it!
SIGN    m 0 0 l 100 0 100 100 0 100
SIGN    They pulled it up
    onto the beach
[17:38] Medusa
    Why did a coffin drift in from the ocean?
[17:41] Minos
    Is there someone inside it?
SIGN    Hello?
SIGN    Knock
SIGN    Knock
SIGN    Knock
SIGN    Knock
SIGN    Th-There is someone inside!
[17:57] Jashin
    Damn that Koji!
[17:59] Jashin
    Next time I see her,
    I'll make her pay for that!
[18:10] Jashin
    Sh-She's strong... like, really strong...
SIGN    m 0 0 l 100 0 100 100 0 100
SIGN    Sinking
    into the sand
[18:16] Jashin
    Damn it, let go of me!
[18:18] Jashin
    Ow!
SIGN    Chomp
SIGN    Chomp
SIGN    Chomp
[18:19] Jashin
    Cut that out!
[18:20] Jashin
    Getting bitten by a monster like you
    could give me some weird disease!
[18:26] Jashin
    Ow, ow, ow, ow!
SIGN    Wahahahaha
SIGN    Wahahahaha
SIGN    Wahahahaha
SIGN    Wahahahaha
SIGN    Nom
[18:27] Yurine
    "Could give me some weird disease," she says!
SIGN    Nom
[18:31] Jashin
    Quit laughing and help me!
[18:33] Minos
    Hey!
[18:34] Minos
    Let go of Jashin-chan!
SIGN    Grab
SIGN    Grab
SIGN    Grab
[18:38] Minos
    She's really strong...
[18:40] Mesuda
    Someone who's evenly matched with Minos...
SIGN    Nnnngh
[18:42] Medusa
    She's incredible.
[18:53] Kyon
    I...
[18:53] Kyon
    I broke into pieces...
[18:56] Kyon
    Help...
[19:03] Medusa
    It looks like super glue did the trick.
[19:07] Kyon
    Sorry for attacking you out of the blue.
[19:09] Kyon
    I thought you were an enemy.
[19:11] Jashin
    Save the sudden attacks for steak!
[19:16] Kyon
    I come from Hell China.
[19:19] Kyon
    I'm Kyon-Kyon the jiangshi.
[19:21] Yurine
    Jiangshi?
[19:22] Yurine
    The things that hop around and go still
    when you slap a talisman on them?
SIGN    Slap
[19:25] Yurine
    The ones you see in movies from Hong Kong?
SIGN    Slap
[19:28] Jashin
    Oh, I know what those are.
[19:30] Jashin
    The Taiwanese drama version
[19:31] Jashin
    starred a pretty young girl and
    a chubby boy with a bowl cut.
[19:38] Jashin
    Did you know they were actually siblings?
[19:40] Yurine
    I did not, and I don't care, either.
[19:43] Kyon
    They were low-ranked jiangshi.
[19:45] Kyon
    I'm high-ranked, so I can
    act on my own free will.
[19:49] Medusa
    Why did you come to the
    human realm, Kyon-Kyon?
[19:52] Kyon
    I'm glad you asked!
[19:54] Kyon
    I want to be a human!
[19:57] Jashin
    Huh?
[19:58] Kyon
    One of the higher-ups in Hell China
[20:00] Kyon
    said that if I do good deeds and
    act in a way that's helpful to humans,
[20:03] Kyon
    I can become a human one day!
[20:06] Jashin
    No way, that's not happening.
[20:08] Jashin
    Your higher-ups pulled one over on you.
[20:12] Jashin
    As if a jiangshi who's already dead
    could actually become a human!
[20:17] Kyon
    But I came here because
    that's what I was told...
[20:24] Medusa
    Why do you want to be a human?
[20:28] Kyon
    I love humans!
[20:33] Kyon
    Where are all of you going after this?
[20:36] Yurine
    To Tokyo.
[20:37] Kyon
    Tokyo, huh?
[20:39] Kyon
    Tokyo has lots of humans.
[20:41] Kyon
    Maybe there's something
    I can do to be helpful!
[20:44] Kyon
    Please take me with you!
[20:47] Yurine
    Sure.
[20:48] Yurine
    I'd feel bad just leaving you here, anyway.
[20:51] Kyon
    Xie xie!
SIGN    Um...
SIGN    Jashin-chan is acting strange...
[20:58] Jashin
    Sorry. I'm becoming a jiangshi.
[21:08] Kyon
    It's because I bit her earlier...
[21:11] Kyon
    I'm sorry.
SIGN    Pfft
[21:16] Minos
    Don't worry! Knowing Jashin-chan,
    she'll be back to normal in no time!
[21:22] Medusa
    Jashin-chan, wait!
[21:25] DevilA
    Being bitten by a jiangshi
    turns one into a jiangshi.
[21:28] DevilA
    This is unrelated to the saying,
    "A mummy hunter becomes a mummy."
[23:10] Jashin
    Medusa, wanna rest your head on my lap?
[23:12] Medusa
    What's this? The prelude
    to a natural disaster?
[23:15] Jashin
    I thought I should be the pillow
    for once! Come on!
[23:17] Medusa
    O-Okay, then...
[23:20] Medusa
    Your lap is so soft, Jashin-chan.
[23:23] Medusa
    But the scales are a bit rough...
[23:25] Jashin
    If you're gonna complain, forget it!
[23:27] Medusa
    No, I'm really happy that
    you're lending me your lap.
[23:31] Jashin
    O-Oh, all right. Just a little longer, then.
[23:35] Jashin
    You can pee yourself with
    excitement if you want.
[23:37] Medusa
    I'm not going to do that.

E5 - Untitled

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[01:30] Jashin
    Breakfast is served!
[01:37] Yurine
    Bread again today, huh?
[01:39] Jashin
    Just be grateful you get breakfast at all.
[01:42] Yurine
    Yeah, but we've been eating
    this same bread for a week now.
[01:46] Jashin
    Of course we have!
[01:48] Jashin
    It's the trade-in stickers
    on this bread that I'm after!
SIGN    m 50 0 b 100 0 100 100 50 100 b 0 100 0 0 50 0
SIGN    m 50 0 b 100 0 100 100 50 100 b 0 100 0 0 50 0
SIGN    Super
    Buttery
    Rolls
SIGN    Super
    Buttery
    Rolls
SIGN    m 50 0 b 100 0 100 100 50 100 b 0 100 0 0 50 0
SIGN    m 50 0 b 100 0 100 100 50 100 b 0 100 0 0 50 0
SIGN    Super
    Buttery
    Rolls
SIGN    Super
    Buttery
    Rolls
SIGN    m 50 0 b 100 0 100 100 50 100 b 0 100 0 0 50 0
SIGN    m 50 0 b 100 0 100 100 50 100 b 0 100 0 0 50 0
SIGN    Super
    Buttery
    Rolls
SIGN    Super
    Buttery
    Rolls
SIGN    m 0 0 l 0 0 l 23 0 b 24 0 24 1 24 1 l 24 14 b 24 15 23 15 23 15 l -21 15 b -21 15 -22 15 -22 14 l -22 1 b -22 1 -22 1 -22 1 b -22 1 -22 0 -21 0 l -21 0 b -21 0 -21 0 -21 0 b -21 0 -21 0 -21 0
SIGN    Super Bread Promo Campaign
[01:52] Yurine
    You're collecting those?
[01:54] Jashin
    Well, it's not the stickers
    themselves I'm collecting.
[01:57] Yurine
    Yeah, okay...
[01:59] Yurine
    And? What do you get once you have enough?
[02:03] Jashin
    Well, actually...
[02:04] Yurine
    Actually?
[02:06] Jashin
    Get this!
[02:07] Jashin
    Anyone who gets enough stickers
SIGN    Tibetan
    Sand Fox
[02:10] Jashin
    will receive this Tibetan sand fox tote bag!
SIGN    Tibetan
    Sand Fox
SIGN    Tibetan
    Sand Fox
SIGN    Tibetan
    Sand Fox
SIGN    Tibetan
    Sand Fox
SIGN    Tibetan
    Sand Fox
SIGN    Tibetan
    Sand Fox
SIGN    Tibetan
    Sand Fox
[02:16] Jashin
    What?! Yurine's looking at me with
    an expression like a Tibetan sand fox!
[02:20] Jashin
    You can see the thirst in her eyes!
[02:22] Jashin
    Why is she looking at me like that?!
[02:27] Yurine
    Okay, I guess. So we'll be eating
    this bread for a while, then.
[02:31] Yurine
    How many points do you need, anyway?
[02:34] Jashin
    Fifteen points.
[02:36] Yurine
    Fifteen points?!
[02:37] Yurine
    And one bag gets you one point?
[02:39] Yurine
    This'll take forever.
[02:41] Jashin
    It's all for the Tibetan sand fox.
[02:43] Jashin
    You have to do your best to eat it, too!
[02:45] Yurine
    All right, fine.
[02:47] Yurine
    I guess it's, okay since it's cute.
[02:49] Jashin
    You really do get it, Yurine!
[02:52] Jashin
    Here, pack some of these for your lunch!
SIGN    m 50 0 b 100 0 100 100 50 100 b 0 100 0 0 50 0
SIGN    m 50 0 b 100 0 100 100 50 100 b 0 100 0 0 50 0
SIGN    Super
    Buttery
    Rolls
SIGN    Super
    Buttery
    Rolls
[02:54] Yurine
    No way.
[03:03] Yurine
    Good morning.
[03:05] Pino
    Oh, Hanazono-san. Good morning.
[03:07] Yurine
    See you later.
[03:08] Pino
    Have a good day.
[03:09] TV
    Therefore, I want everyone to know that
    horsetail shoots grow beneath horsetails,
[03:14] TV
    are shaped like brushes, and are edible.
[03:18] TV
    Wait, that's not right.
[03:19] TV
    Coming back to the topic, aren't those
    straw sacks the things we store rice in?
[03:24] TV
    So I would weave them out
    of straw. That's what I'm saying.
[03:25] Jashin
    I'm tired of the Wide Show.
[03:27] TV
    Back in my day, whenever us kids went to town,
[03:28] Jashin
    I have nothing else to do
    after Yurine leaves, though.
SIGN    m 0 0 l 100 0 100 100 0 100
SIGN    Volume
SIGN    m 0 0 l 100 0 100 100 0 100
SIGN    Channel
SIGN    Sound
SIGN    Mute
SIGN    m 0 0 l 100 0 100 100 0 100
SIGN    TV Guide
SIGN    m 0 0 l 100 0 100 100 0 100
SIGN    Home
[03:30] ---
    we'd find horsetail shoots and eat them.
[03:32] TV
    But you can't weave sacks
    from horsetail shoots!
[03:35] TV
    Am I wrong? They're too short to—
SIGN    m 0 0 l 100 0 100 100 0 100
SIGN    Volume
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SIGN    Live Morning TV!
SIGN    Live Morning TV!
SIGN    Heated Debate!

[03:49] Jashin
    What the heck are they doing?
SIGN    m 0 0 l -16 0 l -16 6 l 0 11 l 16 6 l 16 0
SIGN    Live Morning TV!
SIGN    Live Morning TV!
SIGN    Heated Debate!
[03:53] Jashin
    With the sound off,
    I have no idea what's going on!
SIGN    m 0 0 l -16 0 l -16 6 l 0 11 l 16 6 l 16 0
SIGN    Live Morning TV!
SIGN    Live Morning TV!
SIGN    Heated Debate!
[04:01] Jashin
    Now this is interesting!
SIGN    Beth
[04:12] Jashin
    Roll, roll, roll, roll...
[04:15] Jashin
    Roll, roll, roll, roll...
[04:17] Jashin
    Roll, roll, roll...
[04:19] Jashin
    Well, no use in rolling around all day.
[04:23] Jashin
    I'll do some chores to work up an appetite.
[04:26] Jashin
    All for the Tibetan sand fox!
[04:54] Jashin
    No better time for lunch
    than after the chores are done.
SIGN    I know you slept with him!
[05:00] TV
    I wanna get out of prison soon
    and watch
Dropkick on My Devil*!
SIGN    Don't be tied down by common sense!
[05:04] TV
    Why would you wanna do that?
SIGN    Who decided monogamy was the only way?!
[05:06] TV
    Don't watch it. You can't stand gore, anyway.
SIGN    Okay, fine!
[05:08] TV
    Yeah, I know,
SIGN    Then, you can repent in Hell!
[05:11] TV
    but I like Poporon-chan and Pino-chan.
[05:13] TV
    I love them!
[05:16] TV
    You left out Pekola!
[05:18] TV
    I forgot about her.
SIGN    You didn't turn to look back at me!
    I was so sad!
[05:20] TV
    Did you actually contribute*
    to the crowdfunding?
SIGN    I knew . . .
[05:24] TV
    Of course I did.
SIGN    But I . . .
[05:25] TV
    The Pekola package was the only option.
SIGN    I have hemorrhoids!
SIGN    You mean you're a bottom?!
[05:28] TV
    Then you should be supporting Pekola!
[05:30] TV
    I will!
SIGN    To Be Continued
[05:33] Jashin
    I end up watching this
    foreign drama every week.
[05:36] Jashin
    We could totally do a live-action
    Dropkick on My Devil if we ever got the offer.
[05:41] Jashin
    I'd prefer to have Momoe-chan play me,
[05:44] Jashin
    but I've been negotiating for
    1,000 Years-san and 4,000 Years-san, too.
[05:48] Jashin
    Just waiting for someone to make an offer!
[05:53] TV
    I am the Pigeon Baron!
[05:55] TV
    I'm super evil!
[05:57] TV
    And the super evil Pigeon Baron is here
[05:59] TV
    to tell you that it's 3:00!
[06:01] Jashin
    The Pigeon Baron's so badass.
[06:03] Jashin
    He's so damn cool. I wanna be like him.
[06:08] Jashin
    Wait! 3:00! It's snack time!
[06:15] Jashin
    Yum.
[06:16] Jashin
    But eating this same bread
    every few hours is getting old.
[06:22] Jashin
    I wonder if this is how that four-eyed kid
    who ate all the Memory Bread felt...
[06:29] Jashin
    I want that tote bag, though!
[06:31] Jashin
    And I don't want to use online
    auctions or marketplace apps!
[06:33] Jashin
    I want to get it on my own!
[06:35] Jashin
    But I can't just keep the stickers
    and throw away the bread!
[06:40] Jashin
    I can't have a repeat of that
    tragic chocolate incident!
[06:43] Jashin
    People who waste food are fools!
[06:45] Jashin
    I'll never forgive those jerks who thought
    they could just throw money around!
[06:49] Jashin
    Think! Isn't there a more
    effective way to get points?!
[06:54] Jashin
    Oh, of course. I'll just get them to help.
[06:59] Minos
    Sure!
[07:00] Minos
    I like this bread, anyway. I'll help you.
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[07:03] Minos
    Nothing beats one of these with a glass
    of milk after a day of delivering milk!
[07:08] Minos
    Right?
[07:08] Jashin
    I really appreciate it.
SIGN    I can't eat as many as you do.
[07:13] Minos
    You'll never get stronger that way!
[07:15] Medusa
    I'd like to help you, too,
[07:18] Medusa
    but they don't sell that bread in Hell.
[07:20] Jashin
    So buy it in the human realm. By the box.
[07:23] Medusa
    By the box?
[07:24] Jashin
    Take this one for starters!
[07:26] Jashin
    I'll be calling to make sure
    you're actually eating it!
[07:29] Jashin
    Send me photos to prove it, too!
[07:31] Medusa
    B-But this bread has a lot
    of calories, so I'd gain weight...
[07:35] Medusa
    Okay, okay...
[07:37] Jashin
    All right, I'm counting on all of you!
[07:43] Jashin
    That should make it
    a little easier to get enough.
[07:46] Jashin
    Pretty soon, I'll have
    a whole sheet filled in!
SIGN    Super Bread Promo Campaign
SIGN    Get a Tibetan Sand Fox Tote Bag!
SIGN    Place your stickers on this sheet !
[07:50] Jashin
    But I need one to use, one to save,
[07:51] Jashin
    Tibetan
    Sand Fox
[07:52] Jashin
    Tibetan
    Sand Fox
[07:53] Jashin
    Tibetan
    Sand Fox
[07:53] Jashin
    and one to look at,
    meaning I'll need three in total.
[07:56] Jashin
    I gotta go buy more bread!
[07:58] Jashin
    Oh, I know. I'll get her to help, too.
[08:04] Pekola
    Y-You're really giving all of this to me?
[08:07] Jashin
    Sure.
[08:09] Jashin
    Just make sure you don't throw
    away the stickers on the bags.
[08:12] Pekola
    That won't be a problem!
[08:13] Pekola
    Wow, so much bread for me!
[08:15] Pekola
    I'll save so much money! Thank you!
[08:18] Jashin
    See ya, Tajiri. Don't forget to worship me.
[08:22] Jashin
    Get on your hands and knees and
    thank me with your entire body and soul.
[08:26] Jashin
    I am your evil god!
[08:29] Pekola
    God? Aren't you a devil?
[08:32] Pekola
    Still...
SIGN    Super
    Buttery
    Rolls
SIGN    Super
    Buttery
    Rolls
[08:33] Pekola
    She gave all this to me,
    the homeless angel shivering in the park...
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SIGN    m 50 0 b 100 0 100 100 50 100 b 0 100 0 0 50 0
[08:37] Pekola
    She's a devil performing
    the charity of an angel.
[08:40] Pekola
    I'll just offer a casual prayer
    asking God to bless you.
[08:46] Pekola
    I hope the other angels
    aren't watching me right now...
[08:51] DevilA
    Tajiri, yer out!
[08:55] Pekola
    My name is not Tajiri!
[08:57] DevilA
    Genesis
[08:59] DevilA
    So...
[09:00] DevilA
    With everyone's help,
    she collected lots of stickers,
[09:04] DevilA
    and a few months later...
[09:05] Jashin
    It's finally here!
[09:08] Jashin
    I've really been stretching
    my neck out waiting for this!
[09:13] Jashin
    One to use, one to save, and one to look at!
[09:16] Jashin
    Three in all!
[09:22] Yurine
    What's wrong?
[09:23] ---
    Tibetan
    Sand Fox
[09:25] Jashin
    I was obsessed with this thing
    when I was collecting the points,
[09:28] Jashin
    but now that I have it, I feel nothing.
[09:32] Jashin
    In fact, it feels like all of it...
[09:35] Jashin
    ...was in vain!
[09:38] Yurine
    You're saying this after all you
    put us through to help you?
[09:43] Yurine
    But I guess I can understand how
    the collection process itself is fun.
[09:49] Jashin
    I wasted all that time and money!
[09:54] Yurine
    Sheesh.
SIGN    m 0 0 l 100 0 100 100 0 100
SIGN    A Few Days Later
SIGN    Tibetan
SIGN    Sand
SIGN    Fox
[09:58] Jashin
    This time, you can get a
    Tibetan sand fox plate!
SIGN    Tibetan
SIGN    Sand
SIGN    Fox
SIGN    Tibetan
SIGN    Sand
SIGN    Fox
SIGN    Tibetan
SIGN    Sand
SIGN    Fox
SIGN    Tibetan
SIGN    Sand
SIGN    Fox
SIGN    Tibetan
SIGN    Sand
SIGN    Fox
SIGN    Tibetan
SIGN    Sand
SIGN    Fox
[10:02] Jashin
    The item to buy is cup ramen!
[10:04] Jashin
    We're all gonna be eating lots of ramen!
[10:06] All
    You didn't learn a thing.
[10:14] Pekola
    So grateful! So grateful!
[10:22] Jashin
    Beth! Devil fusion time!
[10:27] Jashin
    Scoot, scoot, scoot...
[10:37] Fusion
    Nice to meet ya.
SIGN    Fus
SIGN    ion
[10:40] Yurine
    I have all these pouches and tote
    bags that came free with magazines.
[10:44] Jashin
    Why'd you buy them if
    you're not going to use them?
[10:47] Yurine
    You're one to talk.
[10:49] Yurine
    Something just made me
    feel compelled to buy them.
[10:52] Yurine
    Remember what I said
    before the commercials?
[10:53] Yurine
    The collection process itself is fun.
[10:56] Jashin
    Oh, for sure. I totally get that.
[11:00] Yurine
    I always notice the
    smell these freebies have.
[11:06] Jashin
    Let me try.
[11:10] Jashin
    Th-That's a unique smell...
[11:14] Medusa
    Oh, isn't this...
[11:19] Jashin
    What is it?
[11:21] Jashin
    It feels familiar, for some reason.
[11:24] Jashin
    Like something I smelled a long
    time ago, when I was a little kid...
SIGN    100 YEN Shop
SIGN    Inverted
SIGN    Cross
SIGN    — Several Thousand Years Ago - Hell —
[11:31] Jashin
    What should I buy?
[11:34] Jashin
    Medusa, this is really cool!
[11:37] Medusa
    Wow, it looks strong!
SIGN    Yokozuna
[11:39] Jashin
    I bet this is really valuable!
[11:42] Medusa
    I think it's just 100 yen.
[11:44] Jashin
    Huh?
[11:45] Medusa
    I mean, this is a 100 yen shop.
[11:47] Jashin
    Oh, yeah!
SIGN    Dog
SIGN    Dog
[11:49] Medusa
    This is cute!
[11:51] Jashin
    Really? You think so?
[11:53] Medusa
    Yeah! It's super cute!
[11:55] Minos
    Let me see.
[11:56] Minos
    Aw, looks nice.
[11:58] Medusa
    Right? I'm getting this!
[12:00] Jashin
    I see! Okay, then, I'll buy it for you!
[12:04] Medusa
    What? Really?
[12:05] Minos
    You, Jashin-chan? For real?
[12:07] Minos
    Do you have the money?
[12:09] Jashin
    It's 100 yen. Of course I have that.
[12:12] Medusa
    Thanks, Jashin-chan!
[12:14] Medusa
    I'll use it as a pencil case!
SIGN    Year 3 Pazuzu Class
SIGN    — The Next Day —
[12:16] Goblin
    Gross!
[12:18] Goblin
    Medusa's pencil case stinks!
[12:21] Goblin
    It smells like cheap plastic!
[12:24] Goblin
    Like, it reeks!
[12:26] Ganesha
    Gross!
[12:28] Skull
    And it says "Dog" on it!
[12:34] Jashin
    I bought yakisoba bread
    from the school store.
[12:39] Jashin
    What's wrong?
[12:41] Medusa
    Jashin-chan...
[12:42] Medusa
    The boys said my pencil case stinks...
[12:47] Jashin
    What?!
[12:48] Medusa
    And they laughed
    because it says "Dog" on it...
[12:51] Jashin
    Say what?!
[12:52] Jashin
    Who was it?!
[12:54] Jashin
    Who said her pencil case stinks?!
[12:59] Jashin
    Wait, it does stink!
SIGN    Dog
[13:00] Jashin
    Also, "Dog"? It just says "Dog"!
[13:04] Jashin
    Wait... So what if it does?!
[13:07] Jashin
    Who cares?!
[13:08] Jashin
    Get out here!
[13:10] Jashin
    Was it you?!
[13:11] Jashin
    Was it you?!
[13:12] Jashin
    Who was it, damn it?!
[13:14] Jashin
    Who was it?!
SIGN    Beef
[13:16] Minos
    I'm glad I was able to buy a beef burger.
[13:18] Jashin
    Show yourself, you coward!
[13:21] Medusa
    Jashin-chan, it's okay, really!
[13:23] Minos
    Hey, calm down!
[13:24] Medusa
    C'mon...
[13:24] Jashin
    It is not okay!
[14:28] Yurine
    It actually got that bad?
[14:31] Jashin
    It really pissed me off at
    the time, for some reason.
[14:34] Yurine
    You're always so mean to Medusa,
[14:37] Yurine
    but when other people
    do it, you go off on them.
[14:40] Medusa
    Jashin-chan's actually very kind at heart!
[14:44] Jashin
    I-I am not! There's not one
    measly shred of kindness in me!
[14:48] Jashin
    I'm a devil, remember?
[14:50] Jashin
    I just couldn't sit around and let them
    make fun of something I bought for you.
[14:57] Jashin
    What?! You got a problem with that?!
[15:00] Yurine
    Nope.
[15:01] Yurine
    Okay, then, here.
[15:03] Yurine
    If the smell means that much to you,
    then you two can have them all.
[15:07] Jashin
    I don't want these! You just can't
    be bothered to throw them away!
[15:10] Medusa
    You know, the smell of that pencil
    case went away over time as I used it.
[15:14] Jashin
    There you go, Yurine.
[15:16] Jashin
    So use 'em!
[15:19] Mei
    Monolith!
[15:21] Mei
    You're so black and square!
[15:23] Mei
    So kwoote! Yes!
[15:40] Imp
    It's 7:00.
[15:44] Medusa
    Oh, right...
[15:46] Medusa
    Good morning.
[15:52] Medusa
    Who was that, anyway?
[15:56] Medusa
    Mornings in Hell are a lot darker
    than mornings in the human realm.
[16:02] Medusa
    I like mornings in the human realm better.
[16:07] Medusa
    Today's my birthday.
[16:10] Medusa
    I hope something good happens!
[16:29] DevilA
    Whoa, hey... Is this for real?
[16:31] DevilA
    I forgot to start recording...
[16:33] Tsuchinoko
    Where's my fan service scene?
[16:35] Tsuchinoko
    Hey! Why am I blurred?!
[16:36] DevilA
    We can't show that.
    It's a little too extreme.
[16:37] Tsuchinoko
    Why?! Why?! I'm offering fanservice!
SIGN    Jashin-chan
[16:46] Medusa
    It's Jashin-chan.
[16:48] Medusa
    Could it be...
[16:49] Medusa
    Hello, Jashin-cha—
[16:52] Jashin
    Medusa! Hel—
[16:54] Medusa
    Jashin-chan?! What happened?!
SIGN    Mount Takao
SIGN    Mount Takao
SIGN    Takaosanguchi
    Station
SIGN    Takaosanguchi
    Station
SIGN    Takaosanguchi
    Station
[17:08] DevilA
    That's not "Takaoyamaguchi Station."
    It's read "Takaosanguchi Station."
[17:20] Medusa
    What could have happened to Jashin-chan?
[17:24] Medusa
    I'm on my way! Please be okay, Jashin-chan!
[17:32] Medusa
    Jashin-chan! What happened?!
[17:34] Yurine
    She blew all of our money on pachinko again.
[17:38] Jashin
    I was sure it was going to pay out today!
[17:40] Yurine
    I guess I'll really have
    to kill you this time.
[17:43] Jashin
    Help me!
[17:45] Medusa
    How much did you spend?
[17:47] Jashin
    Forty thousand...
[17:48] Medusa
    Oh, all right.
[17:52] Jashin
    Thanks!
SIGN    Sea Urchin
[17:58] Jashin
    My money!
SIGN    Sea Urchin
[18:00] Yurine
    You should be more worried about your hand!
SIGN    Sea Urchin
SIGN    Sea Urchin
SIGN    Sea Urchin
SIGN    Sea Urchin
SIGN    Sea Urchin
SIGN    Sea Urchin
SIGN    Sea Urchin
SIGN    Sea Urchin
SIGN    Sea Urchin
SIGN    Sea Urchin
SIGN    Sea Urchin
SIGN    Sea Urchin
SIGN    Sea Urchin
[18:29] Jashin
    If you pity me, give me money.
SIGN    Sea Urchin
SIGN    Sea Urchin
SIGN    Sea Urchin
SIGN    Sea Urchin
SIGN    Sea Urchin
[18:33] Jashin
    If you pity me, give me money!
[18:35] Jashin
    If you pity me, give me money!
[18:38] Jashin
    If you pity me, give me money!
[18:40] Jashin
    If you pity me, give me money!
[18:44] Jashin
    If you pity me, give me money!
[18:50] Jashin
    Medusa! Get the super glue!
SIGN    Sea Urchin
[18:54] Medusa
    Super glue!
[18:54] Medusa
    S-Stapler! Stapler!
[18:54] Jashin
    Hurry! Hurry, Medusa!
SIGN    Sticking
    Out
SIGN    Misaligned
[18:59] Medusa
    I glued it back on!
[19:00] Jashin
    Thanks.
[19:02] Yurine
    That money...
[19:03] Yurine
    You need to return it to Medusa.
[19:06] Jashin
    No!
[19:09] Medusa
    Jashin-chan regrets what
    she did! She really does!
[19:12] Yurine
    You're too soft, Medusa.
[19:13] Yurine
    If she regretted it, she wouldn't
    keep doing it over and over.
[19:17] Medusa
    But...
[19:19] Yurine
    Look at the time.
[19:21] Yurine
    I need to get going.
[19:24] Yurine
    Make sure you give that
    money back to Medusa.
[19:27] Yurine
    And do something about the
    money you burned through.
[19:34] Jashin
    Here's your money back.
[19:37] Medusa
    I'll loan it to you.
[19:38] Jashin
    Huh?
[19:39] Medusa
    Don't tell Yurine-san, okay?
[19:42] Jashin
    Medusa!
[19:45] Jashin
    Okay! I'll become a famous
    YouTuber and pay you back!
[19:49] Medusa
    Try to be realistic...
[19:51] Jashin
    Didn't you know that I'm already
    a well-known virtual YouTuber?
[19:56] Medusa
    All of that money goes
    toward administrative expenses.
[19:59] Medusa
    You'll never see any of it.
[20:03] Medusa
    Well, I'm going to head back now.
[20:05] Medusa
    I'll come again soon.
[20:07] Jashin
    Wait!
[20:09] Jashin
    Here.
[20:11] Jashin
    Here.
[20:13] Medusa
    Uh... what is it?
[20:15] Jashin
    Today is... you know... your...
[20:20] Medusa
    You remembered?
[20:23] Jashin
    Are you dumb?
[20:25] Jashin
    There's no way I'd forget.
[20:27] Jashin
    Here. Don't worry,
    I bought it with my own money.
[20:33] Medusa
    Jashin-chan...
[20:35] Medusa
    I was right! You really are kind!
[20:39] Jashin
    Like hell I am!
[20:40] Jashin
    I'm a devil, remember?!
[20:45] Jashin
    Happy birthday, Medusa.
[20:51] Medusa
    Thanks!
[20:59] Meduda
    Today was a great day!
[21:02] Medusa
    I wonder what Jashin-chan got for me.
SIGN    Costume
SIGN    Costume
SIGN    Costume
SIGN    Costume
SIGN    Ninja
SIGN    Super cool!
SIGN    From Jashin-chan
SIGN    From Jashin-chan
[22:50] (Flashback) Jashin
    I love you, Medusa!
[22:53] (Flashback) Medusa
    Jashin-chan!
SIGN    Dog
[23:10] Minos
    Okay, today, we're gonna run 666 laps between
    Jinbocho and Tokyo Station at full speed!
SIGN    Huh?! That'd be the same as running from here to Chitose, Hokkaido, and back!
SIGN    That's impossible!
[23:20] Minos
    No, you've gotta build up more,
[23:21] Minos
    or you'll never win the trail race
    from Toyama Bay to Suruga Bay!
SIGN    The one that crosses Japan from the Northern Alps to the Southern Alps,
SIGN    that covers 415 kilometers of altitude extremes and takes seven days to complete,
SIGN    famed worldwide for how grueling it is?! Who would run in that?!
[23:33] Minos
    You and me!
SIGN    Wh-What?!
[23:36] Minos
    I already entered us!

E6 - Untitled

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[00:01] Crowd
    All right, let's go!
[00:04] Crowd
    Tiger! Fire! Cyber! Fiber!
    Diver! Viber! Ja-ja!
[00:10] [SONG] Song
    Smile, but just barely
[00:14] [SONG] Song
    I don't want to let it end
SIGN    Poporon-chan!
[00:17] [SONG] Song
    While I'm just spinning
    in place like a gear
[00:24] [SONG] Song
    Make a miracle happen
[00:28] [SONG] Song
    Just like you-know-who
[00:31] [SONG] Song
    I'm going out to find a future
    that'll make my heart race
[00:39] [SONG] Song
    For sure
[00:46] Poporon
    Thank you all for coming out today!
SIGN    Poporon-chan!
[00:49] Poporon
    May the blessings of the angels be upon you!
[00:54] Poporon
    Bye-bye!
[00:54] Tanahashi
    Excuse me, are you okay?
[00:57] Tanahashi
    Hey! You okay?
SIGN    Green Room
SIGN    Amatsuka Noel-sama
[02:36] Pekola
    Congratulations on a great show.
[02:38] Poporon
    Thanks for being my shield, Pekola-sama!
SIGN    Smile
SIGN    Smile
[02:42] Poporon
    My drink.
[02:43] Pekola
    R-Right!
[02:46] Poporon
    Thanks.
[02:49] Pekola
    I may be your shield,
    but I'm not your servant.
[02:55] Pekola
    By the way...
[02:56] Pekola
    One of Hanazono Yurine's
    friends was here to see you.
[02:59] Poporon
    You mean Persephone?
[03:01] Poporon
    I invited her.
[03:03] Pekola
    Oh...
[03:04] Pekola
    I'd never have thought you'd
    willingly be friends with a devil.
[03:09] Poporon
    Pekola-sama, unzip me.
[03:12] Poporon
    I'm just pretending to be her friend.
[03:14] Pekola
    Pretending?
[03:15] Poporon
    Yep. To get past her guard.
[03:18] Poporon
    Then, when I get my angel
    powers back, I'll kill her.
[03:23] Poporon
    She's the daughter of Hades,
    King of the Underworld, after all.
[03:27] Pekola
    I-If you do that, it'll cause huge problems!
[03:30] Pekola
    It'll cause chaos for both Heaven and Hell!
[03:32] Poporon
    Like I care.
[03:34] Poporon
    I'll do anything if it
    raises my rank in Heaven.
[03:40] Poporon
    Since I've been branded a traitor,
    I need to get that expunged, too.
[03:45] Pekola
    Even if she is a devil, taking
    advantage of her kind heart is wrong.
[03:50] Pekola
    You're pure scum.
[03:52] Poporon
    What are you talking about?
[03:55] Poporon
    You're the one who taught me that devils
    need to be eliminated, no matter what it takes.
[04:02] Poporon
    I don't need to hear the opinions
    of a fallen angel like you.
[04:06] Poporon
    You're just my shield!
[04:09] Pekola
    I...
[04:10] Pekola
    I know I'm nothing more than
    your shield right now, but...
SIGN    Poporon-chan!
SIGN    Oh, Pekola-chan's here, too!
SIGN    The concert was so much fun!
SIGN    You were so cute, Poporon-chan!
[04:27] Poporon
    Well, obviously.
SIGN    Hello to you too, Pekola-chan!
[04:32] Pekola
    H-Hello.
SIGN    Oh, yeah! I bought your photobook, too!
[04:36] Poporon
    Really? I could've just given you one.
SIGN    It's okay.
SIGN    I saved up by helping Minos-oneechan with her work.
SIGN    Can I have your autograph, please?
[04:50] Poporon
    W-Well, I suppose so.
[04:52] Poporon
    Just this once.
SIGN    Yay!
[04:55] Poporon
    Hey, I can't write with you leaning on me.
SIGN    Oh! Write "For Persephone," please!
[05:01] Poporon
    Is here okay?
SIGN    Sure!
[05:04] Poporon
    Here you go.
SIGN    Noel
SIGN     For
    Persephone-san
SIGN    Thanks!
SIGN    I'm so happy I got your autograph.
SIGN    By the way, my favorite picture is on this page...
[05:13] Poporon
    C'mon, you're embarrassing me.
[05:18] Poporon
    Sheesh...
[05:22] Pekola
    You really like Poporon, huh?
SIGN    Yeah!
SIGN    She's the first friend I made in the human realm.
[05:30] Pekola
    But she's an angel.
SIGN    Whether you're an angel, a devil, or a human doesn't matter.
SIGN    Once you're a friend, that's what you are: a friend.
SIGN    Oh!
SIGN    Poporon-chan, I bet you're hungry, right?
SIGN    European-Style Curry
SIGN    Jashin-chan told me about a really good curry place!
[05:50] (Flashback) Jashin
    No curry, no life!
[05:53] Poporon
    R-Really?
[05:53] Poporon
    She recommended it, huh?
[05:55] Poporon
    Okay, let's go there, then.
SIGN    Want to come, Pekola-chan?
[06:00] Pekola
    I have to work somewhere else after this.
[06:05] Pekola
    I'm doing double shield duty today.
SIGN    °Image only.
SIGN    Oh, okay...
[06:09] Poporon
    There.
[06:10] Poporon
    Shall we go, then?
SIGN    Sure!
[06:12] Poporon
    Pekola-sama, I'll let you tidy up here.
SIGN    See you later!
SIGN    Yay!
[06:17] Poporon
    I'm famished.
SIGN    Yeah!
[06:21] Pekola
    "Pretending" to be her friend, huh?
[06:24] Pekola
    If you can smile like that
    when you're pretending,
[06:27] Pekola
    you should look into an acting career.
[06:30] Pekola
    Well, I suppose I should start cleaning up.
[06:33] Tanahashi
    Part-timer!
SIGN    Flinch!
SIGN    Flinch!
[06:35] Tanahashi
    We're heading to the
    next location, part-timer!
[06:37] Pekola
    I-I'll finish cleaning right away!
[06:39] Tanahashi
    Make it quick, part-timer.
[06:42] Pekola
    Um... My name is Pekola, not "part-timer"...
[06:45] Tanahashi
    I don't care. Get a move on, part-timer.
[06:48] Pekola
    R-Right!
[06:50] Tanahashi
    Give it a rest already, part-timer.
[06:52] Tanahashi
    What kind of name is "Pekola," anyway?
[06:53] Tanahashi
    You starving or something, part-timer?
[06:56] Tanahashi
    Can't you even eat right, part-timer?
[06:56] Pekola
    Why has he still not learned
    my name after all this time?
[06:59] Tanahashi
    Quit dawdling and get moving, part-timer.
[07:02] Pekola
    Well, nothing I can do about it.
    There's more work waiting.
[07:02] Tanahashi
    All right, when the job's done,
    let's go grab some food, part-timer.
[07:06] Pekola
    I wanted to eat curry, too...
[07:07] Tanahashi
    This job does take a lot of stamina.
[07:09] Yurine
    Quiz time.
[07:11] Yurine
    What kind of bread is bread you can't eat?
[07:14] Pekola
    That's easy! It's obviously—
[07:17] Jashin
    I know!
[07:19] Jashin
    The bread that's just a fake store sample!
[07:22] Yurine
    Correct.
[07:23] Jashin
    Heck yeah!
[07:25] Pekola
    Th-That's a new take...
SIGN    European-Style
    Curry
SIGN    and
SIGN    Espresso Coffee
SIGN    Bondy
[07:29] Minos
    This is so good!
[07:31] Minos
    Bondy is the best!
SIGN    Do you like it, Poporon-chan?
[07:36] Poporon
    Y-Yeah... It's not bad.
SIGN    I'm so glad!
[07:40] Poporon
    I wasn't expecting to find another
    devil here before us, though...
[07:44] Minos
    Hey, Per-chan! Poporon-chan, too!
[07:47] Minos
    Let's all eat together!
[07:52] Kyon
    Japanese curry is delicious!
[07:56] Kyon
    But...
[07:57] Kyon
    When am I supposed to eat these?
[08:00] Kyon
    Are they an appetizer?
    A palate cleanser? Dessert?
SIGN    Sakura Street
[08:06] Kyon
    One, two, three, four, oolong tea!
[08:20] Kyon
    What's wrong?
[08:25] Emiri
    I can't find my mommy.
[08:28] Kyon
    You're lost?
[08:30] Kyon
    I'll help you look for your mommy!
[08:35] Emiri
    Okay!
[08:35] Mom
    Emiri-chan!
[08:38] Emiri
    Mommy!
[08:44] Mom
    You shouldn't talk to strangers.
    You might get kidnapped.
[08:51] Guy
    Thanks for dropping by!
SIGN    Daimaru-yaki Tea Shop
SIGN    Daimaru-yaki Tea Shop
[09:03] Kyon
    Being helpful is hard...
[09:06] Ran
    What was that mother's problem?
[09:09] Ran
    She's the one who let her kid out of her sight!
[09:11] Kyon
    I'm glad we found her mom, though.
[09:14] Ran
    You're too nice, Kyon-Kyon!
[09:16] Ran
    I worry about you, you know!
[09:19] Kyon
    But you're nice too, Ran-Ran-oneechan.
[09:22] Kyon
    You ended up in that form
    because of me, after all.
[09:26] Ran
    I keep telling you, that wasn't your fault.
[09:29] Ran
    Besides, I actually like the way I look.
[09:33] Ran
    Let me have a bite of that.
[09:36] Kyon
    Sure!
[09:37] Ran
    Yum!
[09:43] Guy1
    You kids were playing a card
    game earlier, weren't you?
[09:46] Guy2
    Hand over your rares.
    We'll sell 'em for a fortune!
[09:50] Ryo
    N-No! These cards are important to me!
[09:53] Guy1
    "No! These cards are important to me!"
[09:56] Guy1
    Ya hear that?
[09:58] Guy1
    C'mon, c'mon!
[09:59] Guy2
    Just hand 'em over already!
[10:01] Ryo
    Cut it out!
[10:02] Kyon
    Stop it!
[10:04] Guy2
    Huh? Who the hell are you?
[10:07] Kyon
    Adults picking on little kids?
    Have you no shame?
[10:11] Guy1
    We're not adults yet.
[10:13] Guy2
    And this country always
    lets minors off easy!
[10:16] Guy1
    We're gonna keep doing
    all the bad stuff we want.
[10:19] Guy2
    Just watch.
[10:21] Guy1
    What the hell are you wearing,
    anyway? What's with the panda?
[10:25] Guy2
    What a dork!
[10:28] Kyon
    What did you say?
[10:30] Kyon
    You just made fun of my big sister!
[10:33] Guy1
    What, so that panda on
    your dress is your big sister?
[10:36] Guy2
    She's messed up in the head!
[10:37] Kyon
    Rawr!
[10:45] Ran
    Wait, Kyon-Kyon!
[10:46] Ran
    Oh, no! Oh, no! Oh, no! Stop!
[10:52] Kyon
    Rrr...
[10:53] Kyon
    Rawr!
[10:57] Kyon
    Rawr!
[10:59] Kyon
    Rawr! Rawr! Rawr! Rawr! Rawr!
[11:00] Ran
    Kyon-Kyon! Kyon-Kyon!
[11:02] Ran
    You're taking this too far!
    He's gonna end up dead!
[11:06] Kyon
    He's not gonna "end up" dead!
    I'm gonna kill him!
[11:09] Ran
    Stop it, Kyon-Kyon!
[11:13] Guy2
    Even my dad hasn't ever hit me!
[11:19] Ran
    Seriously, Kyon-Kyon... Once
    you get mad, you lose all control.
[11:24] Kyon
    I'm sorry.
[11:25] Ryo
    Hey, jiangshi lady!
SIGN    Bakuga
[11:27] Ryo
    Thanks for saving us!
[11:29] Bakuga
    Thanks.
[11:30] Mohawk
    Thanks.
[11:31] Kyon
    You can tell I'm a jiangshi?
[11:34] Ryo
    Yeah. With Jashin-chan and
    Minos-oneechan living in Jinbocho,
[11:38] Ryo
    you learn about that stuff.
[11:39] Kyon
    Jashin-chan?
[11:41] Mohask
    So this panda can talk, huh?
[11:43] Ran
    I'm not a panda! I'm Ran-Ran!
[11:46] Bakuga
    Hiroshi!
[11:54] Kyon
    Well, see you later.
[11:56] Ryou
    See ya!
[11:56] Both
    Thanks!
[11:57] Ran
    Zai jian!
[11:59] Kyon
    "Thanks," huh?
SIGN    Life Theater
[12:06] Kyon
    Jashin-chan did say she
    lived in this town, didn't she?
[12:10] Ran
    I hope we see her again.
[12:12] Kyon
    Yeah!
[12:18] Jashin
    All I had to do was run an errand,
    and I ended up broke again!
[12:25] Kyon
    I hope I can become a human soon!
[12:31] Medusa
    I'm making Hamburg steaks
    with Yurine-san today!
[12:34] Yurine
    Thanks for coming.
[12:35] Medusa
    Yurine-san, thank you
    for having me over today!
[12:38] Medusa
    This is just a token, but here!
[12:40] Yurine
    Oh... Thanks for being so thoughtful.
[12:42] Medusa
    All right! Let's do this!
[12:45] Yurine
    You're all fired up.
[12:47] Medusa
    Jashin-chan always
    cooks our meals for us,
[12:50] Medusa
    so I'm happy to make something for her!
[12:53] Yurine
    She's still several billion times more
    dependent on you than you are on her.
[12:59] Yurine
    Okay, let's get started.
[13:01] Yurine
    First, chop up this onion.
[13:04] Medusa
    Chop... it... up?
[13:08] Medusa
    So...
[13:11] Medusa
    Chop!
[13:13] Medusa
    There! I chopped it!
[13:22] Yurine
    This is how you chop up an onion.
[13:24] Yurine
    You cut it in half first, then peel it.
[13:26] Medusa
    Uh-huh, uh-huh...
[13:27] Yurine
    Then, you remove the ends.
[13:29] Medusa
    Uh-huh, uh-huh...
[13:30] Yurine
    Then, slice several vertical and horizontal
    lines into each half, and finally, cut it all up.
[13:34] Medusa
    Wow!
[13:36] Yurine
    Cooking really isn't your strong suit, huh?
[13:42] Yurine
    The next step is to sauté the chopped onion.
[13:46] Medusa
    The tears won't stop...
[13:48] Medusa
    But it's all for Jashin-chan!
    I'm gonna do this!
[13:51] Yurine
    This is what it looks
    like after it's sautéed.
[13:54] Medusa
    You already had some prepared!
[13:56] Medusa
    So what was the purpose
    of the onion I cut up?
[13:59] Yurine
    We don't have a lot of time.
SIGN    m 50 0 b 100 0 100 100 50 100 b 0 100 0 0 50 0
SIGN    Super Amazing
    Nutmeg
SIGN    m 0 0 l 100 0 100 100 0 100
SIGN    Super Amazing
SIGN    Salt
SIGN    m 0 0 l 100 0 100 100 0 100
SIGN    Super Amazing
SIGN    Pepper
[14:02] Yurine
    Now, see that bowl with ground beef in it?
[14:05] Yurine
    Add panko bread crumbs that
    have been soaked in egg and milk,
[14:07] Yurine
    the sautéed onions, some salt
    and pepper, and nutmeg to that.
[14:11] Yurine
    Mix it up until it's uniformly sticky.
[14:14] Medusa
    Right!
[14:15] Yurine
    This is how you add salt.
[14:19] Medusa
    Okay, I'll do that, too!
[14:22] Yurine
    Whoa! Whoa, whoa!
[14:25] Yurine
    That's not salt! That's sugar!
[14:29] Medusa
    I-It's sweet!
[14:31] Yurine
    C'mon, this isn't a manga.
[14:34] Medusa
    It was white, so I thought it was salt...
[14:36] Medusa
    Wh-What do we do?
[14:39] Medusa
    I thought this might happen...
[14:41] Yurine
    So I have some already mixed up.
[14:44] Medusa
    You're too well-prepared, Yurine-san.
[14:47] Medusa
    I've hardly been of any use at all...
[14:50] Yurine
    It's okay.
[14:52] Yurine
    We still have to do the last two steps:
[14:55] Yurine
    shaping them and cooking them.
[14:57] Medusa
    The last... two steps?
[15:16] People
    Help me!
[15:34] Medusa
    The Last Emperor...
[15:40] Yurine
    Medusa.
[15:42] Medusa
    Uh... Right.
[15:46] Yurine
    Shape the mixture into ovals, like this.
[15:52] Yurine
    A heart shape?
[15:53] Medusa
    Isn't it cute?
[15:55] Medusa
    I thought a heart shape might
    convey my feelings for Jashin-chan.
[16:02] Yurine
    Oh, it will. After all...
[16:05] Yurine
    That heart is Jashin-chan herself.
[16:09] Medusa
    Huh? What do you...
[16:11] Yurine
    She's been turned into food.
[16:13] Yurine
    She deeply regretted all
    the awful things she's done,
[16:19] Yurine
    but she wanted to be
    of use to you in the end...
[16:22] Yurine
    So she became food.
SIGN    Food
SIGN    Food
[16:24] Yurine
    This is Jashin-chan's atonement.
SIGN    Atonement
SIGN    Atonement
[16:30] Medusa
    You can't mean...
[16:32] Yurine
    That meat in the mixture is Jashin-chan.
[16:36] Yurine
    We'll have to enjoy every last bite of her,
[16:40] Yurine
    so that her sacrifice won't be in vain.
[16:45] Jashin
    A head, two hands, mammary glands...
SIGN    A head
SIGN    Two hands
SIGN    Mammary glands
SIGN    Super Amazing
SIGN    Flour
SIGN    Super Amazing
SIGN    Flour
[17:15] Jashin
    There we go.
[17:41] Jashin
    Hup!
[17:51] Jashin
    Roll, roll, roll, roll...
[17:53] Jashin
    Roll, roll, roll, roll...
[17:58] Yurine
    Everyone, what we have here is
    not fried shrimp, but fried serpent.
[18:03] Yurine
    Behold this massive vat of oil.
[18:07] Yurine
    Witness what happens when we hurl
    this otherworldly snake woman
[18:11] Yurine
    into scalding hot oil
    and fry her until crispy.
[18:20] Jashin
    I'll be done in fifteen seconds.
[18:23] Jashin
    It's dangerous to fry me
    longer than fifteen seconds!
[18:25] Yurine
    I know that.
[18:27] Yurine
    Don't worry. We have five
    people ready to lift you out.
[18:36] Jashin
    A-hup!
[18:49] Yurine
    Eleven, twelve, thirteen...
[18:52] Yurine
    Lift her out!
[18:53] Five
    Hup!
[18:58] Mei
    Orochimaru!
[19:00] Mei
    Yurine-san! Orochimaru is...
    Orochimaru is...
[19:03] Yurine
    Huh? Mei-san?
[19:05] Guy
    It's Tachibana Mei!
[19:07] Guy
    It's her!
[19:08] Mei
    Huh? Wh-Why are they...
[19:12] Mei
    We can use that!
[19:17] Mei
    Orochimaru!
[19:20] ---
    Take this!
[19:25] Mei
    Orochimaru!
[19:26] Mei
    Orochimaru!
[19:31] Mei
    Orochimaru...
[19:33] Mei
    You're piping hot...
[19:37] Yurine
    Just kidding.
[19:39] Medusa
    Kirihito...
[19:41] Yurine
    She passed out!
[19:43] Medusa
    Kirihito...
[19:45] Jashin
    I'm home!
[19:48] Jashin
    I actually won at pachinko for once!
[19:52] Jashin
    Medusa! What happened?!
[19:54] Jashin
    Don't die, Medusa!
[19:58] Medusa
    All that's left of Jashin-chan is a heart shape...
[20:02] Yurine
    I might have taken my teasing a bit too far.
[20:04] Jashin
    Medusa! My winnings from today
[20:07] Jashin
    aren't enough to cover all the living
    expenses I squandered this month!
[20:11] Jashin
    I need your money!
[20:14] Jashin
    ATM!
[20:16] Jashin
    LL
[20:16] Jashin
    I'll sponge off of you tomorrow, Medusa!
[20:16] Jashin
    LL
[20:16] Jashin
    HE
[20:16] Jashin
    HE
[20:16] Jashin
    ONEY
[20:17] Jashin
    ONEY
[20:18] ---
    ATM!
[20:21] Yurine
    Maybe you really should be turned
    into fried serpent just once.
[20:26] Jashin
    Huh?
[20:42] All
    Let's eat!
[20:47] Minos
    This is good!
[20:49] Medusa
    Really? I'm so glad!
[20:53] Yurine
    Not bad for your first try.
[20:55] Medusa
    Thank you! I owe it all to you, Yurine-san!
SIGN    Yeah, it's delicious!
SIGN    If you learn how to cook, Medusa-chan,
SIGN    Jashin-chan won't have a reason to live anymore!
SIGN    Being able to cook food in a specific shape is an amazing talent!
[21:08] Jashin
    So... So hot...
[21:10] Jashin
    Let me have some, too...
[21:14] Medusa
    Here, Jashin-chan. Open wide.
[21:23] Jashin
    Mm, it's not half bad.
[21:32] Medusa
    Here you go. Open wide.
[23:10] Pekola
    Th-There's a rice ball in the sandbox!
[23:12] Pekola
    But if I pick it up right away...
[23:15] Mei
    Caught you red-handed!
[23:16] Mei
    You're under arrest for
    eating something that
[23:18] ---
    was on the ground longer than three seconds!
[23:20] Pekola
    Under arrest?!
[23:22] Mei
    Huh? I have a feeling you and
    I were born on the same date!
[23:25] Mei
    I sense fate at work!
[23:27] Pekola
    Please spare me!
[23:29] Mei
    Very well.
[23:30] Pekola
    Okay, I'll just—
[23:31] Mei
    Execution would be a bit too severe.
[23:32] Pekola
    Execution?!
[23:33] Mei
    You're imprisoned for life in my room!
[23:35] Mei
    I'm so excited!
[23:37] Pekola
    Wait!

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[01:31] Pino
    It's done!
[01:34] Pino
    What a beautiful apple pie!
[01:36] Pino
    I amaze myself sometimes.
[01:41] Pino
    But just calling it "apple pie"
    doesn't do its beauty justice.
[01:45] Pino
    I'll give it a name more
    befitting of my creation.
[01:56] Pino
    A Rosy-Cheeked Lad
    Cloaked in Robes of Gold...
SIGN    A Rosy-Cheeked
    
    Lad Cloaked in
    
    Robes of
    
    Gold...
SIGN    A Rosy-Cheeked
    
    Lad Cloaked in
    
    Robes of
    
    Gold...
SIGN    A Rosy-Cheeked
    
    Lad Cloaked in
    
    Robes of
    
    Gold...
SIGN    A Rosy-Cheeked
    
    Lad Cloaked in
    
    Robes of
    
    Gold...
SIGN    A Rosy-Cheeked
    
    Lad Cloaked in
    
    Robes of
    
    Gold...
SIGN    A Rosy-Cheeked
    
    Lad Cloaked in
    
    Robes of
    
    Gold...
SIGN    A Rosy-Cheeked
    
    Lad Cloaked in
    
    Robes of
    
    Gold...
SIGN    A Rosy-Cheeked
    
    Lad Cloaked in
    
    Robes of
    
    Gold...
SIGN    A Rosy-Cheeked
    
    Lad Cloaked in
    
    Robes of
    
    Gold...
SIGN    A Rosy-Cheeked
    
    Lad Cloaked in
    
    Robes of
    
    Gold...
SIGN    A Rosy-Cheeked
    
    Lad Cloaked in
    
    Robes of
    
    Gold...
SIGN    A Rosy-Cheeked
    
    Lad Cloaked in
    
    Robes of
    
    Gold...
SIGN    A Rosy-Cheeked
    
    Lad Cloaked in
    
    Robes of
    
    Gold...
SIGN    A Rosy-Cheeked
    
    Lad Cloaked in
    
    Robes of
    
    Gold...
SIGN    A Rosy-Cheeked
    
    Lad Cloaked in
    
    Robes of
    
    Gold...
SIGN    A Rosy-Cheeked
    
    Lad Cloaked in
    
    Robes of
    
    Gold...
SIGN    A Rosy-Cheeked
    
    Lad Cloaked in
    
    Robes of
    
    Gold...
SIGN    A Rosy-Cheeked
    
    Lad Cloaked in
    
    Robes of
    
    Gold...
SIGN    A Rosy-Cheeked
    
    Lad Cloaked in
    
    Robes of
    
    Gold...
SIGN    A Rosy-Cheeked
    
    Lad Cloaked in
    
    Robes of
    
    Gold...
SIGN    A Rosy-Cheeked
    
    Lad Cloaked in
    
    Robes of
    
    Gold...
SIGN    A Rosy-Cheeked
    
    Lad Cloaked in
    
    Robes of
    
    Gold...
SIGN    A Rosy-Cheeked
    
    Lad Cloaked in
    
    Robes of
    
    Gold...
SIGN    A Rosy-Cheeked
    
    Lad Cloaked in
    
    Robes of
    
    Gold...
SIGN    A Rosy-Cheeked
    
    Lad Cloaked in
    
    Robes of
    
    Gold...
SIGN    A Rosy-Cheeked
    
    Lad Cloaked in
    
    Robes of
    
    Gold...
SIGN    A Rosy-Cheeked
    
    Lad Cloaked in
    
    Robes of
    
    Gold...
SIGN    A Rosy-Cheeked
    
    Lad Cloaked in
    
    Robes of
    
    Gold...
SIGN    A Rosy-Cheeked
    
    Lad Cloaked in
    
    Robes of
    
    Gold...
SIGN    A Rosy-Cheeked
    
    Lad Cloaked in
    
    Robes of
    
    Gold...
SIGN    A Rosy-Cheeked
    
    Lad Cloaked in
    
    Robes of
    
    Gold...
SIGN    A Rosy-Cheeked
    
    Lad Cloaked in
    
    Robes of
    
    Gold...
SIGN    A Rosy-Cheeked
    
    Lad Cloaked in
    
    Robes of
    
    Gold...
SIGN    A Rosy-Cheeked
    
    Lad Cloaked in
    
    Robes of
    
    Gold...
SIGN    A Rosy-Cheeked
    
    Lad Cloaked in
    
    Robes of
    
    Gold...
SIGN    A Rosy-Cheeked
    
    Lad Cloaked in
    
    Robes of
    
    Gold...
SIGN    A Rosy-Cheeked
    
    Lad Cloaked in
    
    Robes of
    
    Gold...
SIGN    A Rosy-Cheeked
    
    Lad Cloaked in
    
    Robes of
    
    Gold...
SIGN    A Rosy-Cheeked
    
    Lad Cloaked in
    
    Robes of
    
    Gold...
SIGN    A Rosy-Cheeked
    
    Lad Cloaked in
    
    Robes of
    
    Gold...
SIGN    A Rosy-Cheeked
    
    Lad Cloaked in
    
    Robes of
    
    Gold...
SIGN    A Rosy-Cheeked
    
    Lad Cloaked in
    
    Robes of
    
    Gold...
SIGN    A Rosy-Cheeked
    
    Lad Cloaked in
    
    Robes of
    
    Gold...
SIGN    A Rosy-Cheeked
    
    Lad Cloaked in
    
    Robes of
    
    Gold...
SIGN    A Rosy-Cheeked
    
    Lad Cloaked in
    
    Robes of
    
    Gold...
SIGN    A Rosy-Cheeked
    
    Lad Cloaked in
    
    Robes of
    
    Gold...
SIGN    A Rosy-Cheeked
    
    Lad Cloaked in
    
    Robes of
    
    Gold...
SIGN    A Rosy-Cheeked
    
    Lad Cloaked in
    
    Robes of
    
    Gold...
SIGN    A Rosy-Cheeked
    
    Lad Cloaked in
    
    Robes of
    
    Gold...
SIGN    A Rosy-Cheeked
    
    Lad Cloaked in
    
    Robes of
    
    Gold...
SIGN    A Rosy-Cheeked
    
    Lad Cloaked in
    
    Robes of
    
    Gold...
[02:00] Pino
    Let's go with that!
[02:17] Pino
    Delicious!
[02:19] Pino
    Clearly the work of the angel who won the
    grand prize in the Heaven Baking Contest!
[02:23] Pino
    Even with ingredients from the
    human realm, it turned out quite nice.
[02:27] Pino
    I'm just that talented, I guess!
[02:30] Pino
    It's best when made with apples from
    the Tree of Life in Heaven, though...
[02:36] Pino
    Oh, I know!
[02:37] Pino
    I'll take some to Hanazono-san to
    thank her for taking me to the beach.
SIGN    Please enjoy this
SIGN    I don't know if it suits your tastes...
[03:18] Pino
    Huh?!
[03:26] Yurine
    Listen, you...
[03:29] Jashin
    F-F-F-Forgive me, Yurine! Forgive me!
[03:32] Yurine
    How dare you interrupt my nap
    by holding your earbuds near me
[03:37] Yurine
    and blasting Holst's The Planets
    into my ear at max volume?
[03:41] Jashin
    But I like Holst's The Planets!
[03:43] Jashin
    Please forgive me!
[03:44] Yurine
    I'll have to kill you.
[03:47] Yurine
    Oh, Miss Custodian.
[03:49] Pino
    You seem to be in the
    middle of something here.
[03:52] Pino
    I baked a pie, so I thought
    I'd bring you some...
[03:55] Yurine
    Sorry you had to see this.
[03:57] Yurine
    Please, come in.
[04:00] Pino
    Okay... Thank you.
[04:04] Jashin
    I'm saved...
[04:06] Pino
    Please, help yourselves.
[04:09] Yurine
    Apple pie?
[04:10] Pino
    I don't call it apple pie.
[04:12] Pino
    I call it "A Rosy-Cheeked Lad
    Cloaked in Robes of Gold."
[04:15] Jashin
    "Clothed in blue robes, descending
    onto a golden field to..." what?
[04:20] Pino
    A Rosy-Cheeked Lad Cloaked in Robes of Gold!
[04:24] Yurine
    That was borderline, Jashin-chan.
[04:26] Yurine
    You need to watch what you say.
[04:27] Jashin
    A blonde in a cloak who thinks
    Hogan's smile is number one?
[04:31] DevilA
    Number one!
SIGN    No. 1
[04:33] Pino
    It's "A Rosy-Cheeked Lad
    Cloaked in Robes of Gold"!
[04:39] Jashin
    It's apple pie, isn't it?
[04:40] Pino
    Y-Yes, it is, but...
[04:42] Jashin
    You didn't poison it or anything, did you?
[04:44] Pino
    Hey! That's just rude!
[04:47] Pino
    I wouldn't do that. I'm not you, Jashin-san.
[04:50] Jashin
    That's "Jashin-chan-san."
[04:52] Jashin
    Call me Jashin-chan-san, not Jashin-san.
[04:55] Jashin
    That's what everyone else calls me.
[04:57] Pino
    Uh-huh...
[04:58] Yurine
    Jashin-chan, that's really not important.
[05:01] Yurine
    Hurry up and serve our custodian some tea.
[05:04] Pino
    Oh, no, I need to be—
[05:05] Jashin
    Sheesh. You're such a snake-driver, Yurine.
[05:09] Jashin
    As it happens, I made
    a cheesecake yesterday, myself.
[05:12] Jashin
    Try some before you go.
[05:15] Yurine
    Let's all have tea together.
[05:20] Jashin
    Yurine's a real snake-driver.
[05:22] DevilA
    About fifteen years ago,
[05:23] ---
    the constellation Ophiuchus,
    the snake-charmer, suddenly appeared.
[05:27] DevilA
    There was a big fuss about how the twelve
    zodiac constellations were now thirteen,
[05:30] DevilA
    but it wasn't added to the zodiac.
[05:31] DevilA
    By the way, Yurine's zodiac
    constellation is Scorpius.
[05:35] DevilA
    Born on October 31st, she's
    a pro at handling Jashin-chan.
[05:39] DevilA
    If there were thirteen constellations...
[05:41] DevilA
    Get this!
[05:43] DevilA
    Hers would be Virgo.
[05:44] Jashin
    Not Ophiuchus?!
[05:47] DevilA
    Bonjour!
SIGN    Ja
[05:49] Yurine
    It's so good.
[05:51] Jashin
    This really is good!
[05:53] Pino
    I'm glad you both think so.
[05:55] Jashin
    The apples aren't too sweet or overpowering.
[05:58] Jashin
    The crust is buttery and perfectly flaky!
[06:01] Jashin
    It's just great!
[06:03] Pino
    Yes, isn't it?
[06:06] Pino
    I did win the grand prize in the
    Heaven Baking Contest, after all!
SIGN    Heaven
SIGN    Heaven
SIGN    Heaven
SIGN    Baking Contest
SIGN    Baking Contest
SIGN    Baking Contest
SIGN    Grand
SIGN    Grand
SIGN    Grand
SIGN    Prize
SIGN    Prize
SIGN    Prize
[06:11] Four
    Delish!
[06:14] Jashin
    You...
[06:16] Jashin
    You used Eden apples specially ordered
    from the Garden of Eden, didn't you?
[06:21] Jashin
    Orders for those are backed
    up for hundreds of years!
[06:24] Pino
    They're Jonathan apples.
[06:25] Jashin
    Huh?
[06:26] Pino
    I got them from a local greengrocer.
    They were three for 398 yen.
[06:30] Jashin
    I'm impressed, Jonathan!
[06:31] Yurine
    She just has a real talent for baking.
[06:35] Pino
    No, really, I don't...
[06:37] Pino
    Oh, yes, I do!
[06:39] Yurine
    Jashin-chan's cheesecake is good, too.
[06:42] Yurine
    You should try it.
[06:44] Pino
    It's a baked cheesecake, huh?
[06:47] Jashin
    No, it's not!
[06:48] Jashin
    It's what people in the human realm
    call a "New York cheesecake"!
[06:53] Jashin
    Baked cheesecakes are baked in an oven,
[06:56] Jashin
    but New York cheesecakes are baked
    using steam from a water bath!
[07:01] Pino
    They're that different?
[07:02] Jashin
    Plus, the name "New York
    cheesecake" sounds way cooler.
[07:07] Yurine
    Oh, come on...
[07:09] Pino
    I'll try it, then.
[07:18] Pino
    Wh-What is this?
[07:20] Pino
    I've had many types of cheesecake before,
[07:23] Pino
    but this one is really good.
[07:26] Jashin
    This rosy-cheeked Hulk is so good!
[07:29] Pino
    The omelet rice she made last time,
[07:31] Pino
    and now, this cheesecake...
SIGN    Buuuuurp
SIGN    >
[07:34] Pino
    I can't believe this goofy-faced
    devil makes such delicious food.
SIGN    Buuuuurp
SIGN    >
SIGN    Buuuuurp
SIGN    >
SIGN    BuuuuurpBuuuuurpBuuuuurp
SIGN    >
[07:38] Yurine
    Stop that. It's disgusting.
[07:38] Jashin
    Nope. Not stopping.
[07:42] Pino
    As an angel, I can't lose this showdown!
[07:49] Yurine
    I wonder what got into her.
[07:52] Jashin
    Did she not like the cheesecake?
[07:55] Jashin
    She finished it, though...
[08:08] Pino
    I won't lose!
[08:10] Pino
    I won't lose to that devil!
[08:12] Pino
    Defeat is unacceptable for an angel!
[08:14] Pino
    I'm the winner of the grand prize
    in the Heaven Baking Contest!
SIGN    Hey, this marketplace app is selling trash.
[08:34] Minos
    Oh, yeah, people sell some
    pretty trashy junk on those things.
SIGN    No, I mean they're selling actual trash.
[08:41] Minos
    Huh?!
SIGN    Burnable Trash
SIGN    Good!!
SIGN    Comment
SIGN    Product Information
SIGN    High-quality trash.
SIGN    You can use it as burn fuel.
SIGN    "High-quality trash. You can use it as burn fuel," it says.
[08:45] Minos
    There are some real idiots out there.
[08:48] Minos
    I'd like to see this person's face.
[08:50] Jashin
    Look all you want.
[08:51] Minos
    You scared me...
SIGN    Don't tell me... Don't tell me, don't tell me, don't tell me!
SIGN    Burnable Trash
SIGN    Good!!
SIGN    Comment
SIGN    Product Information
SIGN    High-quality trash.
SIGN    You can use it as burn fuel.
SIGN    The seller is Jashin-chan!
[08:58] Jashin
    That's right. It's me.
[09:00] Jashin
    People sell stuff that's basically trash
    on marketplace apps all the time, right?
[09:04] Jashin
    So I wanted to know what would
    happen if I sold actual trash.
[09:08] Jashin
    I know it'll never sell,
    but I just wanted to try.
[09:11] Minos
    Most people wouldn't just try that.
SIGN    It sold!
[09:14] Both
    What?!
[09:15] Jashin
    No way! I put it up for 2,000 yen!
[09:18] Minos
    Who would actually buy that?!
SIGN    I know, but someone really bought it just now.
[09:23] Jashin
    I don't believe it!
    I just made money out of nothing!
[09:27] Jashin
    Even with shipping fees,
    I still made a profit!
[09:29] Jashin
    This could be the perfect side hustle.
[09:33] Jashin
    Minos! Persephone!
[09:35] Jashin
    We're going to collect every
    bag of trash in this town!
SIGN    Thus
[09:38] DevilA
    Thus...
[09:44] Jashin
    We should make a nice
    profit with all of this.
[09:47] Minos
    It stinks...
SIGN    Yurine-chan's going to be angry for sure.
[09:51] Yurine
    I'm home.
SIGN    Speak of the devil...
[09:56] Yurine
    Wh-What is all this?!
[09:57] Jashin
    It's trash.
[09:58] Yurine
    You idiot!
[10:00] Yurine
    Go throw all of it out right now!
[10:02] Jashin
    No! I'm gonna sell it on a marketplace app!
[10:06] Yurine
    Throw. It. Out.
[10:09] Jashin
    Right.
[10:10] Jashin
    You guys carried some of this, so help me!
SIGN    Wow, you're total scum, Jashin-chan.
[10:14] Jashin
    You're as guilty as me!
    We're ten and a dozen!
SIGN    m 0 0 l 100 0 100 100 0 100
SIGN    X
SIGN    O
SIGN    Ten and a dozen
SIGN    Twelve and a dozen
SIGN    m 0 0 l 100 0 100 100 0 100
SIGN    X
SIGN    O
SIGN    Ten and a dozen
SIGN    Twelve and a dozen
[10:20] Jashin
    After all I managed to collect...
[10:23] Minos
    Well, it was probably a miracle
    that you sold it the first time.
[10:26] Minos
    I'd say this is for the best.
[10:28] Pino
    Huh?
[10:29] Pino
    Where did this mountain of trash come from?
[10:31] Jashin
    Oh, you came at just the right time.
[10:34] Jashin
    If you act now, you can get one bag for
    the bargain price of 1,980 yen before tax!
[10:37] Pino
    I don't need it.
SIGN    Beth
SIGN    ♥
SIGN    ♥
SIGN    I'm back again today ♥
[10:55] Yurine
    I've had the windows open,
    but it still smells like garbage in here.
[11:00] Jashin
    I guess we can't eat dinner here
    with this stench hanging around!
[11:03] Jashin
    Let's eat out tonight.
[11:05] Yurine
    Whose fault do you think this is?
[11:08] Yurine
    I'm fine with eating out,
    but you're paying, right?
[11:11] Jashin
    Oh, right.
[11:13] Jashin
    I don't have anything left
    to sell, so I'm broke now.
[11:16] Yurine
    You blew all our money again, didn't you?
[11:19] Jashin
    Gulp!
[11:20] Yurine
    Well, that's fine. It just so
    happens I have something to sell.
[11:24] Jashin
    Huh?
[11:27] Yurine
    There. Listing created.
[11:29] Jashin
    You put me up for sale?!
[11:32] Jashin
    It's illegal to sell living things!
[11:34] Jashin
    You're not a living thing.
    You're a beast of Hell.
[11:36] Jashin
    Beasts are living things, too! Cancel it!
[11:40] Yurine
    Oh, it sold already.
[11:41] Yurine
    The buyer is... "Mei-san," it says.
[11:44] Jashin
    Wait, you mean...
[11:48] Guy
    I'm here to pick up your package.
[11:50] Yurine
    Oh, that was quick.
[11:53] Yurine
    Here we go.
[11:55] Guy
    Thanks a lot!
SIGN    m 0 0 l 100 0 100 100 0 100
SIGN    If you have a desired delivery
    date, please specify.
SIGN    m 0 0 l 100 0 100 100 0 100
SIGN    Expected
    Delivery
    Date
SIGN    m 0 0 l 100 0 100 100 0 100
SIGN    Circle your
    preferred
    delivery time
SIGN    m 0 0 s 100 0 100 100 0 100 c
SIGN    Morning
SIGN    Item Name
SIGN    Jashin-chan
SIGN    m 0 0 l 100 0 100 100 0 100
SIGN    Fragile
SIGN    m 0 0 s 100 0 100 100 0 100 c
SIGN    Perishable
SIGN    m 0 0 l 100 0 100 100 0 100
SIGN    Bottles
SIGN    m 0 0 l 100 0 100 100 0 100
SIGN    This Side Up
SIGN    m 0 0 l 100 0 100 100 0 100
SIGN    Do Not Place
    Anything on Top
SIGN    m 0 0 l 100 0 100 100 0 100
SIGN    Keep Chilled
SIGN    m 0 0 l 100 0 100 100 0 100
SIGN    Yes
[11:58] Mei
    I'm so lucky!
[11:59] Mei
    I never thought I'd find Orochimaru
    listed on a marketplace app!
[12:04] Mei
    Well, no time like the present!
[12:08] Jashin
    Ow, ow, ow, ow, ow, ow!
[12:13] Mei
    Orochimaru!
[12:16] Mei
    Starting today, you're part of my collection!
[12:22] Jashin
    Oh! She's intense!
[12:27] Jashin
    All right!
SIGN    Pandaman
SIGN    m 50 0 b 100 0 100 100 50 100 b 0 100 0 0 50 0
SIGN    Super
    Cool
[12:28] Jashin
    I'm gonna make this today!
SIGN    Human
SIGN    A plastic model?
[12:32] Jashin
    I'm a pretty well-known self-styled
    plastic model builder on social media.
[12:37] Minos
    Yeah?
[12:39] Medusa
    You are pretty good with your hands.
[12:42] Jashin
    There was once a manga
    that was based on me, after all!
SIGN    Let's build model
    after model!!!
SIGN    Let's build model
    after model!!!
SIGN    Let's build model
    after model!!!
SIGN    Live on your parents' money!!!
SIGN    Live on your parents' money!!!
SIGN    Plamo-
SIGN    Plamo-
SIGN    Plamo-
SIGN    Kyoyonro
SIGN    Kyoyonro
SIGN    Kyoyonro
SIGN    A major blunder
    at the center!
    A new battle begins!!
SIGN    A major blunder
    at the center!
    A new battle begins!!
[12:47] Yonro
    Plamo-Kyoyonro!
[12:49] Jashin
    It was serialized in a magazine
    designed for rich little boys.
SIGN    That sounds phony.
[12:54] Medusa
    Yonro?
[12:55] Minos
    Sounds just like you, Jashin-chan.
[12:57] Jashin
    Now!
[12:58] Jashin
    You're about to see Plamo-Kyo
    Jashin-chan's skills at work!
SIGN    There are only two parts?
[13:09] Minos
    That seems kinda easy.
[13:11] Jashin
    Can you even call this a model?
[13:14] Jashin
    It looks like it left the joy of
    building models lying around somewhere.
[13:19] DevilA
    I didn't get to show up last week at all...
[13:22] DevilA
    Oh! One minute later!
SIGN    One Minute Later
SIGN    One Minute Later
SIGN    One Minute Later
SIGN    One Minute Later
SIGN    One Minute Later
SIGN    Human
SIGN    Human
SIGN    Human
[13:24] Jashin
    It's done.
[13:25] Minos
    That was fast!
SIGN    That's a model anyone could build.
[13:28] Jashin
    Tsk, tsk, tsk.
[13:30] Jashin
    It may be super simple, but it's still
    the work of Plamo-Kyo Jashin-chan.
[13:34] Jashin
    Behold this deburring technique!
[13:36] Jashin
    You can't see a single trace of the runners!
SIGN    I can't really tell...
[13:40] Medusa
    So it's finished now?
[13:43] Jashin
    Well, since it's white,
    I guess I'll probably paint it later.
[13:47] Jashin
    I guess models these days
    don't even need glue, though.
[13:51] Jashin
    When I was little, I ordered lots
    of models and put them together,
[13:55] Jashin
    but the glue included with
    the box was never enough,
[13:57] Jashin
    so I always had to buy more separately.
[13:59] (Flashback) Jashin
    There's not enough!
[14:00] (Flashback) Medusa
    Jashin-chan, homeroom's about to start.
[14:03] (Flashback) Jashin
    Medusa, I don't have enough glue!
[14:05] (Flashback) Jashin
    I need to go buy more!
[14:06] (Flashback) Jashin
    Wait! I don't have any money!
[14:08] (Flashback) Jashin
    This is awful! I have to hurry
    before the teacher gets here!
[14:11] (Flashback) Jashin
    Medusa! Glue! Money!
[14:13] (Flashback) Jashin
    Medusa! Hurry!
[14:15] (Flashback) Jashin
    Make sure it's Tamia!
[14:17] (Flashback) Medusa
    Okay!
[14:20] Jashin
    And now you can make them without
    glue, just by fitting parts together.
[14:25] Jashin
    The art of model-building
    has come a long way.
[14:28] Jashin
    Glue?
[14:31] Jashin
    I just had a great idea.
[14:34] Medusa
    Jashin-chan, you look...
SIGN    ...like you're up to no good again.
[14:41] DevilA
    Wonder if I'll have a part next week...
[14:45] Jashin
    That should do it.
[14:46] Jashin
    I spread a really powerful adhesive
    right inside the front door!
[14:50] Minos
    Oh, boy...
SIGN    You're going to make Yurine-chan angry again.
[14:53] Jashin
    No problem there.
[14:55] Jashin
    The moment Yurine gets home
    and takes a step inside...
[14:58] (Flashback) Yurine
    I'm home.
[15:01] Jashin
    Her feet will be glued to
    the floor, and she'll be stuck!
[15:02] Yurine
    Hey, what the heck is this?
[15:04] Jashin
    And then comes the Jashin-chan Dropkick!
[15:05] Yurine
    I can't move.
[15:07] Jashin
    Since she won't be able to move, my
    dropkick will smash her to smithereens!
[15:11] Jashin
    She might get mad,
    but it'll be the last time!
[15:15] Jashin
    Go to Hell, I say!
[15:17] Jashin
    It's perfect!
[15:19] Medusa
    Jashin-chan, you can't do this!
[15:23] Jashin
    She's coming!
[15:24] Jashin
    Stay back, you guys!
[15:31] Yurine
    I'm home.
[15:33] Yurine
    Hey...
[15:34] Yurine
    What is this?!
[15:37] Jashin
    Can't move, can you?!
[15:39] Jashin
    I bet you never dreamed
    there'd be glue all over the floor!
[15:43] Jashin
    It'll be a cinch to kill you
    now that you can't move!
[15:46] Jashin
    Victory is mine at last, Yurine!
[15:50] Yurine
    There.
[15:51] Jashin
    What?!
[15:52] Jashin
    You took off your shoes?!
[15:55] Jashin
    I forgot that was an option!
[15:57] Jashin
    Any other time, it might look like
    I tripped right before the finish line,
[16:01] Jashin
    but not today!
[16:03] Jashin
    Take a look at your feet!
[16:06] Yurine
    It's here, too?
[16:08] Jashin
    That's right!
[16:09] Jashin
    I spread glue where you step
    after removing your shoes, too!
[16:13] Jashin
    The truth is, I knew you'd
    escape by taking off your shoes!
[16:16] Jashin
    I let you think you'd escaped,
[16:18] Jashin
    then trapped you a second time!
[16:19] Jashin
    Pretty smart, right?
[16:23] Yurine
    There.
[16:24] Jashin
    What?!
[16:26] Jashin
    Those come off?!
[16:28] Jashin
    I didn't see that coming!
[16:30] Jashin
    I don't wear socks,
    so I don't know how they work!
[16:33] Yurine
    You idiot.
[16:34] Medusa
    We tried to stop you...
[16:36] Minos
    You really blew it.
[16:38] Jashin
    Well, I sure messed up.
[16:40] Jashin
    Look, I put together
    a Pandaman model. Cute, huh?
[16:44] Yurine
    My shoes and socks are ruined now.
[16:50] Yurine
    And look what you did to the
    entryway and the wooden floor.
[16:54] Yurine
    Do you know what this means?
[16:56] Jashin
    Of course I... don't.
SIGN    It broke...
[17:10] Yurine
    It's a 1:1 scale model of Jashin-chan!
[17:15] Jashin
    Glue is required to assemble this model...
SIGN    Jashin-chan
SIGN    Jashin-chan
SIGN    m 0 0 s 100 0 100 100 0 100 c
SIGN    m 0 0 s 100 0 100 100 0 100 c
SIGN    Super
    Cute
SIGN    Dragon Books
[17:23] Kyon
    Thank you very much!
SIGN    Dragon Books
SIGN    Dragon Books
[17:26] Guy
    Excuse me.
[17:27] Guy
    Where can I find books on Chinese customs?
[17:30] Kyon
    Um...
[17:31] Ran
    You'll find one on top
    of the shelf at the far end.
[17:35] Ran
    It's the fifth book from the left.
[17:37] Guy
    Thank you.
[17:38] Ran
    You're welcome.
[17:41] Kyon
    You're amazing, Onee-chan!
[17:42] Ran
    You need to memorize these too, Kyon-Kyon.
[17:45] Kyon
    But the moment I memorize
    one thing, I forget something else.
[17:49] Jashin
    You sure are dumb!
[17:51] Kyon
    Oh! Jashin-chan!
[17:53] Jashin
    So, you know this book
    I bought here the other day...
SIGN    The Life of an Ape Man
SIGN    The Life of an Ape Man
SIGN    The Life of an Ape Man
[17:55] Jashin
    It was way too difficult
    for me, so I'm returning it.
[17:58] Kyon
    Huh?
[18:00] Jashin
    Not to brag, but I'm
    actually pretty dumb, too.
[18:04] Jashin
    So...
[18:05] Jashin
    Starting today, you and
    I are the dumb devil duo!
SIGN    Dumb*!
[18:08] Ran
    Hey!
[18:09] Ran
    Don't compare Kyon-Kyon to a genuine idiot!
[18:12] Jashin
    What?!
[18:13] Jashin
    You cheeky panda! I'll tear you off!
[18:16] Ran
    Wait, don't—
[18:27] Jashin
    She can come out of there?
[18:28] Jashin
    Oh, that's right.
[18:30] Jashin
    Yurine told me to check
    on you while I was here.
[18:34] Jashin
    Are you getting by okay?
[18:36] Kyon
    Yeah!
[18:37] Kyon
    I wanted to be helpful to humans by working,
[18:40] Kyon
    so I was really happy when
    Yurine introduced me here!
[18:43] Ran
    There are some old books
    about China here, too,
[18:46] Ran
    so we're perfect for the job.
[18:48] Jashin
    I see. That's nice.
[18:50] Kyon
    Yeah!
[18:50] Jashin
    Also, I brought this for you.
[18:53] Kyon
    Wow! Thank—
[18:55] Kyon
    Wait, is that...
[18:58] Jashin
    It's chestnut rice!
[19:00] Jashin
    It's tasty!
[19:01] Kyon
    I-It doesn't have
    sweet rice in it, does it?
[19:04] Jashin
    Well, sure. That's what it is.
[19:06] Kyon
    Keep it away from me!
[19:08] Jashin
    Huh? What the heck is the problem?
[19:10] Kyon
    Sweet rice is
    a jiangshi's biggest weakness!
[19:13] Ran
    We managed to reach
    a pretty high rank of jiangshi,
[19:16] Ran
    but sweet rice is the one
    thing we couldn't overcome!
[19:19] Jashin
    And the chestnuts are in
    season, too... What a shame.
[19:24] Jashin
    I gave some to Pekola earlier,
[19:26] Jashin
    but I guess I can give her
    this on my way home.
[19:28] Jashin
    She'll probably eat it.
[19:30] (Flashback) Pekola
    Thank you!
[19:31] Jashin
    I had no idea you were
    scared of rice, though.
[19:34] Jashin
    Absolutely f-rice-tened, huh?
[19:37] Kyon
    I'm sorry, Jashin-chan!
[19:39] Kyon
    I feel bad after you
    brought it for us, but...
[19:41] Jashin
    Uh... Didn't you hear me? "F-rice-tened"?
[19:45] Ran
    We're really sorry!
[19:47] Ran
    Give Yurine-chan our regards, okay?
[19:51] Jashin
    Okay. See you later, then.
[20:03] Jashin
    It's sad when my puns scare*
    people off or don't get any laughs,
[20:06] Jashin
    but it's even sadder when
    they're not even recognized as puns.
[20:11] Yurine
    What's wrong with you? You seem down.
[20:15] Jashin
    Actually...
[20:19] Jashin
    ...is all she said.
[20:21] Yurine
    Uh-huh...
[20:22] Yurine
    So what did you say?
[20:25] Jsahin
    I said... "Absolutely f-rice-tened, huh?"
[20:36] Yurine
    What the heck? That's hilarious!
[20:39] Yurine
    I'm cracking up!
[20:40] Yurine
    You really have a knack for puns!
[20:42] Jashin
    Y-You think so?
[20:44] Jashin
    Yeah, you're right! They're the
    losers for not understanding it!
[20:48] Jashin
    All right! Time to eat!
[20:51] DevilA
    And so, Jashin-chan cheered up.
[22:26] Pekola
    Doing three shield jobs in
    a row really took it out of me...
[22:31] Pekola
    The chestnut rice that devil
    gave me may have been filling,
[22:34] Pekola
    but I guess there was no way
    it'd last until so late at night.
[22:41] Pekola
    Th-Th-That's the chestnut rice!
[22:43] Pekola
    I thought I ate it all earlier!
[22:48] Pekola
    It's come back! What could this mean?
[22:51] Pekola
    Is it manna from Heaven, like in Exodus?
[22:53] Pekola
    Or is it a supernatural phenomenon?!
[22:57] Pekola
    How scary!
[22:59] Pekola
    But I shall gladly partake.
[23:01] Pekola
    Ah, this is delicious!
[23:03] Pekola
    Still, what sort of phenomenon
    could have caused this?
[23:07] Pekola
    It's so good!
[23:10] Jashin
    We're gonna play Hell Seibu Police!
[23:13] Jashin
    Minos will be the leader of the police,
[23:15] Jashin
    Medusa will be a hostage,
[23:16] Jashin
    and I'll be the criminal!
[23:17] Both
    Okay!
[23:18] Minos
    Hey, criminal! Release the hostage right now!
[23:21] Jashin
    Then hurry up and bring me ransom money!
[23:24] Medusa
    What's this in my pocket?
[23:25] Medusa
    My bank book from Hell
    Bank and my personal seal!
[23:28] Jashin
    Yahoo! Ransom money!
[23:29] Jashin
    The hostage is free!
    And they lived happily ever after!
[23:32] Medusa
    Thanks for untying my ropes, Jashin-chan!
[23:35] Medusa
    I'll follow you forever!
[23:36] Jashin
    Stockholm syndrome!
[23:38] Minos
    That's no good.

E8 - Untitled

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SIGN    m 0 0 b -2 0 -4 0 -6 1 l -6 5 b -2 4 3 4 7 5 l 7 1 b 6 0 3 0 1 0
SIGN    m 0 0 b -2 0 -4 0 -6 1 l -6 5 b -2 4 3 4 7 5 l 7 1 b 6 0 3 0 1 0
SIGN    m 0 0 b -2 0 -4 0 -6 1 l -6 5 b -2 4 3 4 7 5 l 7 1 b 6 0 3 0 1 0
SIGN    Hell School
SIGN    Hell School
SIGN    Year 3 Pazuzu Class
SIGN    Attention, everyone.
SIGN    I have a new friend to introduce to you all today.
SIGN    This is Minos-chan.
SIGN    Make her feel welcome, okay?
[01:41] Minos
    Hi, everyone!
[01:43] Minos
    Nice to meet you!
[01:45] Goblin
    That's a minotaur!
[01:47] Ganesha
    They're really strong
    and unusually ferocious.
[01:50] Skull
    Seriously?!
[01:51] Skull
    Scary! We better not get too close!
[01:54] Goblin
    Yeah.
[01:55] Ganesha
    She might rip our bones right out.
[01:57] Skull
    What? I'm nothing but bones!
[02:01] Goblin
    Let's play dodgeball!
[02:02] All
    Yeah!
[02:06] Goblin
    Fire Shot!
[02:12] Jashin
    For some reason, I really
    envy this round, rolling ball.
[02:18] Jashin
    Take this! Murder Ball!
[02:27] Goblin
    My arm!
[02:28] Skull
    Goblin!
[02:29] Ganesha
    You okay?!
[02:30] Jashin
    Got 'im!
[02:31] Vampire
    You're amazing, Jashin-chan!
[02:33] Medusa
    I hope he's okay...
[02:37] All
    Hang in there, Goblin!
SIGN    Hell's Fun
SIGN    Social Studies
SIGN    Year 3
[02:54] Ganesha
    We will avenge Goblin!
[02:57] Jashin
    I'll just destroy all of you, too!
[02:59] Vampire
    That's right!
[02:59] Medusa
    Let's try not to hurt each other...
[03:00] Bird
    Better be ready!
[03:01] Goblin
    Hold it!
[03:03] Goblin
    You didn't forget about me, did you?
[03:06] All
    Goblin!
[03:07] Goblin
    The one who will avenge Goblin... is Goblin!
[03:10] Ganesha
    Are you okay?
[03:12] Goblin
    Yep! I willed my arm to grow back!
[03:13] Medusa
    Everyone...
[03:13] Skull
    Wow! Are you the Devil King or something?!
[03:15] Medusa
    Jashin-chan?
[03:17] Jashin
    Jashin-chan is now arriving on track 2.
[03:21] Jashin
    Wanna jump on?
[03:22] Minos
    Who are you?
[03:25] Jashin
    I'm... the shampoo that also conditions.
[03:30] Minos
    Shampoo?
[03:31] Jashin
    It's a joke. My name's Jashin-chan.
SIGN    Déjà vu...
[03:35] Minos
    Jashin-chan...
[03:36] Jashin
    Why aren't you playing with everyone?
[03:41] Minos
    I want to...
[03:43] Minos
    but it seems like they're all scared of me.
[03:49] Minos
    Aren't you scared of me?
[03:51] Jashin
    Huh? Not at all.
[03:54] Minos
    N-No one will like you
    if you hang around with me!
[03:57] Minos
    You won't be able to play
    with your friends anymore!
[03:59] Jashin
    Huh? Sure I will.
[04:02] Jashin
    They're my friends.
[04:04] Minos
    That's not what I mean!
[04:12] Jashin
    I heard that the minotaurs
    are a strong, kind-hearted race.
[04:18] Jashin
    They all just have the wrong idea.
[04:20] Jashin
    If you play with them,
    you can clear things up.
[04:23] Medusa
    Uh-huh!
[04:25] Minos
    Y-You think so?
[04:27] Jashin
    This is my best friend, Medusa.
[04:30] Jashin
    She's a weakling and a crybaby,
    so she gets picked on a lot.
[04:34] Jashin
    Of course, I pick on her a lot, too.
[04:36] Minos
    You're awful.
[04:38] Jashin
    That's right! I'm absolutely awful!
[04:41] Jashin
    Pretty awesome, huh?
[04:42] Minos
    You can't be both...
[04:45] Medusa
    Jashin-chan's dumb, but she's really nice!
[04:49] Jashin
    Who're you calling nice?!
[04:50] Minos
    But you didn't mind the "dumb" part...
[04:52] Medusa
    Minos-chan!
[04:53] Medusa
    Be Jashin-chan's friend, okay?
[04:56] Jashin
    Darn it, Medusa! Don't say it like that!
[04:59] Jashin
    I'm offering to be her friend!
[05:02] Jashin
    Come back here!
[05:04] Medusa
    I don't wanna!
[05:10] Minos
    You two are funny!
[05:15] Jashin
    Ding-a-ling-a-ling!
[05:17] Jashin
    Jashin-chan is now departing on track 2!
[05:20] Jashin
    Anyone who wants to play
    dodgeball better get on!
[05:23] Medusa
    Okay! I'll ride!
[05:25] Jashin
    The fare's one million.
[05:27] Medusa
    Huh?!
[05:28] Jashin
    For a million, you can
    ride all you want, forever.
[05:31] Jashin
    Great deal, right?
[05:37] Minos
    I'll ride, too!
[05:40] Jashin
    Okay, off we go! Watch 'er blow!
[05:44] Jashin
    And I'm two million richer!
[05:45] Medusa
    Huh?!
[05:47] Goblin
    Here.
[05:48] Minos
    Thanks!
[05:49] Minos
    Take that!
[05:52] Minos
    Hi-yah!
[05:54] Minos
    Here it comes!
SIGN    Year 3 Pazuzu Class
SIGN    You three have become very close, haven't you?
SIGN    Stand there until classes are over.
[06:33] Jashin
    I forgot that happened.
[06:36] Yurine
    You're being so quiet. It's not like you.
[06:39] Yurine
    This is the least cheerful you've
    been since the anime started.
[06:44] Yurine
    Who wants a million yen?
[06:47] Jashin
    I never did get my two million back then...
[06:53] Yurine
    You're lonely because Medusa and Minos
    are stuck in Hell for that festival, huh?
[06:59] Jashin
    A-Am not! It's not like that!
[07:02] Yurine
    The light has completely
    vanished from your face.
[07:06] Yurine
    They haven't been to the human
    realm in about a month now...
[07:11] Jashin
    Festivals in Hell last a long time.
[07:15] Yurine
    Why don't you try calling them?
[07:17] Jashin
    I can't call while they're at a festival.
[07:19] Jashin
    That'd be thoughtless of me.
[07:24] Yurine
    Are festivals in Hell that exciting?
[07:27] Jashin
    Everyone in Hell has forgotten about me.
[07:32] Jashin
    I might as well...
[07:33] Jashin
    ...not even exist at all.
[07:35] Yurine
    Oh, this is getting annoying now.
[07:37] Jashin
    I haven't ever heard a word from my parents.
[07:39] Jashin
    I wonder what Mom and Dad are up to...
[07:42] Jashin
    Don't they care that their daughter
    didn't come home for the festival?
[07:47] Jashin
    Maybe they actually just took me in,
[07:50] Jashin
    and I'm not their real daughter?
[07:53] Yurine
    Come to think of it, you've never
    talked about your parents before.
[08:01] Jashin
    Leggo.
[08:02] Yurine
    What do your parents do?
[08:06] Jashin
    Well, lots of stuff.
[08:08] Yurine
    Such as?
[08:09] Jashin
    Uh, like... business?
[08:11] Yurine
    They do lots of... business?
[08:13] Yurine
    You mean, they run a business as a pair?
[08:15] Jashin
    Not exactly as a pair...
[08:17] Jashin
    They have a lot of underlings,
    so it's more like a group...
[08:21] Yurine
    What? You mean, they have subsidiaries?
[08:24] Yurine
    Or a "group" in the corporate
    sense? Like, a conglomerate?
[08:27] Jashin
    Well, something like that...
[08:29] Yurine
    It's a conglomerate?
[08:30] Jashin
    In Japan, you'd call it the "So-and-So
    Conglomerate," or "Such-and-Such Group"...
[08:34] Yurine
    They're aristocrats?!
[08:35] Jashin
    I-In Hell, they're called "devistocrats"...
[08:39] Yurine
    Hang on!
[08:39] Yurine
    Does that make you some kind of princess?!
[08:43] Yurine
    I don't believe it! That's a shock
    to both me and the viewers!
[08:47] Yurine
    Give me all the details!
[08:49] Jashin
    Why? You've already made
    me give most of them.
[08:52] Yurine
    What?
[08:52] Jashin
    N-Next time, okay?
[08:54] Yurine
    You know, if you're a lady of high standing,
[08:57] Yurine
    people might see you differently.
[08:59] Jashin
    I-It's not like that!
SIGN    Smart-Aleck Devil
[09:01] Jashin
    I'm a smart-aleck devil! A pachinko addict!
[09:04] Yurine
    I was kidding.
[09:04] ---
    A fool! A scumbag! A moocher!
    A lousy cook! A common idiot!
[09:05] Yurine
    Your self-abuse is actually painful to watch.
[09:08] Yurine
    Anyway,
[09:08] Yurine
    why don't you give your
    parents a call, at least?
[09:11] Yurine
    They might be worried
    about why their daughter
[09:15] Yurine
    didn't make it home for the festival.
[09:20] Jashin
    I don't want to bother
    them at work, though...
[09:25] Jashin
    It's ringing!
[09:28] Jashin
    They ans—
[09:29] Jashin
    And they hung up.
[09:31] Yurine
    Sorry I made you do that.
[09:33] Yurine
    Why don't you go out and
    take your mind off things?
[09:36] Yurine
    Here's your allowance.
[09:37] Jashin
    I don't need it.
[09:39] Jashin
    I'll just go for a walk.
SIGN    Beth
[09:47] Jashin
    Hey, Beth.
[09:49] Jashin
    I'll take you with me on my walk for once.
[09:53] Jashin
    Beth went back to Hell, too?
[09:56] Jashin
    Beasts of Hell do come
    from Hell, after all...
[09:59] Jashin
    Bah!
SIGN    Smack
SIGN    Smack
SIGN    Smack
SIGN    Beth
[10:07] Jashin
    I feel so empty...
[10:11] Jashin
    Why did you choose this spot to die?
[10:15] Jashin
    Hey, custodian! There's a dead cicada here!
[10:17] Jashin
    Shouldn't you clean it up?!
[10:27] Jashin
    Hmph!
[10:31] Jashin
    Gah! The cicada final!
[10:36] Jashin
    Hey, you!
[10:37] Jashin
    I know what you look like!
[10:39] Jashin
    Next time I see you,
    I'll fry you up and eat you!
[10:42] Jashin
    Better make every moment
    of your seven-day lifespan count!
[10:49] Jashin
    Bah.
[10:50] DevilA
    Cicadas are believed to live only for a week,
[10:53] DevilA
    but they actually live for about a month.
[10:56] DevilA
    Well? Feeling a lot less
    sympathetic now, aren't you?
[11:02] Yurine
    It's not like Jashin-chan to turn down money.
[11:06] Yurine
    Maybe 500 yen wasn't enough?
[11:17] Jashin
    I'll play some pachinko or something.
SIGN    Life Theater
[11:21] Jashin
    I lost.
[11:24] Jashin
    What I need right now is a hearty
    plate of Bondy curry to cheer me up!
[11:30] Radio
    How are you all spending this
    afternoon of your summer break?
[11:33] Jashin
    I was in the mood for Manten, anyway.
[11:34] Radio
    I'm your host, radio personality, Kohyo Denpa.
[11:38] Radio
    Let's get straight into it with this segment:
[11:40] Radio
    "Scary Daytime Stories
    That Aren't Scary At All."
[11:46] Radio
    In this popular segment,
[11:48] Radio
    I read all the scary and bizarre
    stories our listeners send in
[11:51] Radio
    during the daytime
    so they'll be less scary.
[11:53] (Flashback) Minos
    Seconds on the extra-large curry!
[11:54] (Flashback) Medusa
    Wow! And that was such a generous portion!
[11:54] Radio
    Ghosts, UFOs, UMAs, giant
    monsters... Anything goes.
[11:58] Radio
    Here's our first submission.
    It's from Devil A-san in Tokyo.
[12:02] Radio
    "Hello, Koyho Denpa-san." Hello!
[12:03] Jashin
    I hope they're still eating okay in Hell...
[12:05] Radio
    "I saw a UFO. You might not believe me,
[12:09] Radio
    but one day, I was..."
[12:14] Jashin
    My belly is full, but my heart remains empty.
[12:19] Jashin
    It's so quiet.
[12:21] Jashin
    This area's usually packed with people.
[12:24] Jashin
    All right!
[12:25] Jashin
    Jashin-chan Dropkick!
[12:26] Jashin
    Dropkick! Dropkick! Dropkick! Dropkick!
    Dropkick! Dropkick! Dropkick! Dropkick!
[12:34] Jashin
    Jashin-chan Dropkick!
[12:36] Jashin
    Dropkick!
[12:37] Jashin
    Jashin-chan Dropkick!
[12:40] Jashin
    There. I saw my chance to
    unleash my dropkick, and I took it.
[12:45] Jashin
    I bet some of you forgot
    about our giveaway campaign
SIGN    Dropkick on My Devil! Dash
    Gift Giveaway Campaign
SIGN    Check our
    homepage
    for details.
[12:48] ---
    and just had this on for background noise.
[12:50] Jashin
    Don't forget to count all of my dropkicks
    and send in those submissions!
[12:58] Jashin
    It's quiet.
[13:00] Jashin
    Too quiet.
[13:03] Jashin
    What in the world happened to this town?
[13:08] Jashin
    Maybe...
[13:09] Jashin
    ...a spaceship showed up while I was asleep
[13:13] Jashin
    and abducted the entire human race?
[13:17] Jashin
    Or maybe all humans turned
    into zombies overnight,
[13:21] Jashin
    and they're hiding someplace
    dark during the day?
[13:26] Jashin
    I hope I'm not the only one
    left on Earth right now...
[13:32] Robot
    Yo! Thanks for dropping in!
[13:35] Jashin
    Never seen a robot clerk like this before.
[13:37] Robot
    Check it!
[13:39] Poporon
    I want to eat some soft serve...
SIGN    Lick Lick Lick Lick Lick Lick
SIGN    Lick Lick Lick Lick Lick Lick
SIGN    Lick Lick Lick Lick Lick Lick
SIGN    Lick Lick Lick Lick Lick Lick
SIGN    Lick Lick Lick Lick Lick Lick
SIGN    Lick Lick Lick Lick Lick Lick
SIGN    Lick Lick Lick Lick Lick Lick
SIGN    Lick Lick Lick Lick Lick Lick
[13:46] Poporon
    Meat and Potatoes is eating soft serve!
[13:50] Jashin
    Hey, it's you!
[13:52] Jashin
    On a delivery?
[13:53] Jashin
    Don't you have any "just have a drink"-type
    things that angels do on breaks?
[13:58] Poporon
    What does that mean?
    It sounds like some old song lyric!
[14:01] Poporon
    I was collecting the empty bowls
    to take back to the store.
[14:01] Jashin
    What could I say that would make sense, then?
SIGN    Genesis
[14:04] Poporon
    Unlike you, I don't have
    a lot of time on my hands.
[14:04] Jashin
    How about, "Now go"?
[14:06] Poporon
    Though, I do like that we get fewer
    delivery orders during Obon season...
[14:06] Jashin
    Or "Starship"? Or "Yamamoto"?
[14:10] Poporon
    Are you even listening?
[14:12] Jashin
    Anyway, want a bite?
[14:14] Poporon
    I don't want your half-eaten soft serve.
[14:17] Jashin
    This isn't soft serve.
[14:19] Jashin
    It's that ice cream they sell at the
    convenience store that looks like soft serve.
[14:24] Jashin
    I call it "hard serve."
[14:27] Poporon
    Oh, really?
[14:28] Jashin
    I guess you don't get my sense of humor.
[14:41] Poporon
    Summers in the human realm sure are hot.
[14:48] Poporon
    What's your problem? You look all gloomy.
[14:50] Poporon
    It's not like you.
[14:54] Jashin
    If Pekola went back to Heaven...
[14:57] Jashin
    and you were left here alone,
    would you be lonely?
[15:01] Poporon
    Huh? What brought that on?
[15:04] Poporon
    And no.
[15:05] Poporon
    I wouldn't be lonely at all.
[15:09] Jashin
    I see.
[15:10] Jashin
    Well, bye.
[15:13] Poporon
    Wait! What on earth's gotten into you?
[15:20] Poporon
    If I was left here alone, huh?
[15:27] Poporon
    I'll go pick on Pekola-sama
    before I head home.
[15:30] Jashin
    I'm back.
[15:36] Jashin
    Who are you?
[15:37] Yurine
    Huh?!
[15:38] Jashin
    Huh?!
[15:39] Jashin
    Wait, it's you, Yurine?
[15:41] Jashin
    I didn't recognize you in that costume.
[15:44] Yurine
    Can you only identify
    people by what they wear?
[15:47] Jashin
    My bad, my bad.
[15:49] Jashin
    So, why are you wearing that, anyway?
[15:52] Yurine
    Uh... b-because...
[15:54] Yurine
    I just wanted a little change of pace.
[15:57] Yurine
    What do you think of this outfit?
[15:59] Jashin
    Hmm... It looks sort of cheap.
[16:02] Jashin
    Like something they'd
    sell at a party goods shop.
[16:04] Yurine
    That figures.
[16:05] Yurine
    I did get it from a party goods shop.
[16:09] Jashin
    What is it a costume of, anyway?
[16:12] Yurine
    Huh? Can't you tell?
[16:17] Yurine
    It's a devil.
[16:20] Jashin
    A devil?! More like one of those bacteria
    from an illustration about tooth decay!
[16:24] Yurine
    What would look more like a devil, then?
[16:27] Jashin
    This.
[16:28] Yurine
    Oh, right. You're a devil. I forgot.
[16:32] Jashin
    That's a pretty important detail.
    Don't just forget it.
[16:37] Yurine
    You want me to put on a tail
    and go around with my top bare?
[16:40] Yurine
    No way. I'd humiliate myself.
[16:42] Jashin
    Apologize to all the people
    who cosplayed me at anime cons!
[16:47] Yurine
    What?
[16:48] Jashin
    Seeing that cheap costume
    is starting to irritate me!
[16:52] Jashin
    And that's supposed to be a devil?!
    It's an insult to devils!
[16:55] Yurine
    You make one, then.
[16:58] Yurine
    You're good at that sort of thing, right?
[17:00] Jashin
    Sure! I'll make a costume for you!
[17:06] Jashin
    Sewing machine, sewing machine...
[17:07] Jashin
    Just leave it all to me!
[17:17] Jashin
    All done!
[17:20] Jashin
    Wow! That's awesome!
[17:22] Jashin
    You look awesome!
[17:24] Jashin
    Fine work, if I do say so myself!
[17:27] Yurine
    It does look pretty cool,
[17:30] Yurine
    but it exposes so much...
[17:32] Jashin
    Nah, not really!
[17:34] Yurine
    Maybe not in your mind!
[17:36] Jashin
    There's also...
[17:37] Jashin
    Ta-da!
[17:38] Jashin
    I made a cape out of the leftover cloth!
[17:41] Yurine
    You had that much leftover?
[17:43] Jashin
    This isn't just any cape.
[17:46] Jashin
    It's the Pigeon Baron's cape.
[17:50] Yurine
    The Pigeon Baron?
SIGN    Pigeon
SIGN    Pigeon
SIGN    Baron
SIGN    Baron
SIGN    Pigeon
SIGN    Pigeon
SIGN    Baron
SIGN    Baron
[17:57] Pigeon
    I am the Pigeon Baron.
[17:59] Pigeon
    I'm a very bad guy!
[18:01] Pigeon
    Today, I'll take this bun
    that I bought at Savin'...
[18:04] Pigeon
    and casually place it in the
    bread section at Fanny Mart!
[18:07] Pigeon
    "Why is there Savin' bread at Fanny Mart?!"
[18:10] Pigeon
    The humans will be thoroughly confused!
SIGN    To Be Continued
[18:13] Pigeon
    Pigeon, pigeon, pigeon, pigeon, pigeon!
[18:15] Jashin
    He really is the coolest!
[18:17] ---
    He wears a mask of a dove, the symbol
    of peace, but does all those bad things!
[18:23] Jashin
    And more than anything,
    his cape is so freaking cool!
[18:26] Yurine
    Uh, I see...
[18:28] Jashin
    I'm gonna put it on right now!
[18:33] Jashin
    I look so damn cool!
[18:35] Yurine
    Yeah, okay.
[18:36] Jashin
    Oh, dear.
[18:37] Jashin
    This amazingness...
[18:40] Jashin
    ...must be seen by everyone in Jinbocho!
[18:43] Yurine
    Stop it. You're embarrassing me.
[18:44] Jashin
    Come on! Isn't this the coolest thing ever?!
[18:47] Jashin
    It's so hot!
[18:49] Jashin
    Hey! What are you doing?!
[18:51] Yurine
    Don't worry.
[18:52] Yurine
    Just hold still.
[18:56] Yurine
    How's that?
[18:59] Jashin
    I like it! It suits me!
[19:02] Yurine
    I made you look cute.
[19:04] Yurine
    Now stay at home and behave yourself.
[19:05] Jashin
    'Kay!
[19:07] Jashin
    I really like this!
[19:09] Jashin
    Oh, I know!
[19:10] Jashin
    Since we're both dressed up,
    let's take a selfie together!
[19:13] Jashin
    Selfie, selfie!
[19:15] Jashin
    Say "Nagoya cochin"!
[19:19] Jashin
    I kinda goofed up on your costume.
[19:22] Jashin
    You have no boobs,
[19:24] Jashin
    so I shouldn't have made a design
    that emphasizes the chest.
[19:27] Jashin
    You have nothing to emphasize.
[19:31] Jashin
    There's so much space here,
    it actually looks kinda goofy.
[19:35] Jashin
    Right?
[19:37] Jashin
    Huh?
[19:38] Jashin
    What?
[19:43] Jashin
    Eisbein!
[19:46] Yurine
    I just felt annoyed for some reason.
[19:48] Yurine
    This outfit itself is cute, though.
[19:50] Yurine
    I like it.
[19:52] All
    We're back!
[19:53] Medusa
    Oh?
[19:54] Medusa
    What's that outfit for,
    Yurine-san? It's so cute!
[19:57] Minos
    How've you been doing?
[19:59] Minos
    Actually, I guess we weren't
    away that long, huh?
[20:02] Medusa
    Oh, your hair looks cute that way!
[20:04] Jashin
    Y-You're back already?
[20:07] Jashin
    It was so nice and quiet while you
    guys were back in Hell. What a pity.
[20:12] Medusa
    Aw, listen to you.
SIGN    Just can't be honest, can you?
[20:16] Minos
    Hey!
[20:16] Minos
    That's the Pigeon Baron's cape, isn't it?
[20:19] Minos
    Let me wear it for a while, too!
[20:22] Jashin
    Don't zoom the camera out!
[20:25] Jashin
    With my hair up like this,
    you'll see everything!
[20:27] Yurine
    You're a real pain.
[20:41] Clock
    How amusing! How amusing! How amusing!
[20:48] Jashin
    You guys pick the best souvenirs!
[20:51] Minos
    We knew you'd like it!
SIGN    I'm gla—
[20:54] Jashin
    Oh, yeah! Aren't you three hungry?
[20:57] Minos
    I'm starving!
[20:58] Medusa
    Since we left Hell in a hurry,
[21:00] Medusa
    we haven't eaten since this morning.
[21:03] Jashin
    I'll whip up something tasty right now!
SIGN    M-My bones...
SIGN    M-My backbone...
[21:06] Medusa
    Okay! I'll help!
[21:08] Minos
    Me, too!
[21:10] Minos
    Tie me up in back, would you?
[21:12] Jashin
    Oh, very well!
SIGN    Ouch...
SIGN    Jashin-chan sure is in a good mood.
SIGN    Did something good happen?
[21:22] Yurine
    Well, yes.
[21:22] Minos
    All ready!
[21:24] Jashin
    I'll make whatever you want today, Yurine!
[21:27] Jashin
    Anything! Just name it!
[21:29] Yurine
    Okay... I'll say curry, then.
[21:31] Jashin
    I had curry for lunch, though.
[21:33] Medusa
    Huh?
[21:33] Minos
    No fair eating curry without us!
[21:35] Jashin
    It's not my fault you guys weren't here!
[23:10] Yurine
    Kyon-kyon, you want to be human, right?
[23:12] Kyon
    Yes! I want to become
    a human as soon as possible!
[23:15] Ran
    Undo the curse on your sister first!
[23:17] Ran
    Release me from this panda form!
[23:19] Yurine
    Remind me. Why'd you turn into a panda?
[23:20] Ran
    I would've rather been a different animal!
[23:23] Yurine
    Why?
[23:24] Ran
    Like a shoebill, maybe!
[23:26] Ran
    It'd be fun to just stand around all day!
[23:28] Kyon
    Oh, no! Onee-chan turned into a shoebill!
[23:33] Yurine
    Hmm... I think I get it.
[23:35] Ran
    This isn't fun at all!
[23:37] Kyon
    Life just isn't kind, is it?

E9 - Untitled

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[00:02] Jashin
    Seven... eight... nine...
[00:07] Jashin
    Ten.
[00:11] Jashin
    I couldn't stop it.
[00:13] Jashin
    Catch up! Get in there!
[00:16] Jashin
    Our money for this month's living
    expenses vanished at the races.
[00:21] Jashin
    What's more...
[00:22] (Flashback) Medusa
    Sorry, Jashin-chan.
[00:23] (Flashback) Medusa
    I'm going on a trip with my family,
    so I'll be away from the human realm for a week.
[00:29] Jashin
    She's vanished from my life, too.
[00:29] Medusa
    I'll buy you souvenirs!
SIGN    To Jashin-chan
    From Medusa
[00:33] Jashin
    All she left for me was a single letter.
SIGN    m 0 0 l 100 0 100 100 0 100
SIGN    Dear Jashin-chan «
    
SIGN    Use this money to buy food and have a little
    bit of fun while I'm away from the human
    realm. I really would like to go see you, but
    my dad has gone all-out for this trip. Sorry.
    I'll be visiting lots of places, so I'll buy you
    souvenirs again. Look forward to it!
    Oh, and Yurine-san called me saying that she
    suspects you've been going to the races again.
    You can use some of this money for that if you
    want, but if you use Yurine-san's money, make
    sure you return it. There's 100,000 yen here,
    so you should be fine, but if it starts to run low,
    just call me and I'll send more.
[00:37] (Flashback) Medusa
    Dear Jashin-chan. Use this money—
[00:39] Jashin
    Way to go, ATM!
[00:41] Jashin
    I thought I'd dodged this bullet
    that came flying out of nowhere...
[00:46] Jashin
    Ten bills...
[00:48] Jashin
    All the bills Medusa left me three
    days ago were ten-thousands.
[00:53] Jashin
    When did they turn into thousands?!
[00:56] DevilA
    Allow me to explain.
[00:57] DevilA
    Jashin-chan is...
[00:59] DevilA
    ...going to do the same thing again!
[01:01] Jashin
    I'm doomed!
SIGN    Life
    Theater
[02:34] Jashin
    If you don't have money,
    you just need to make some!
[02:36] Jashin
    Using alchemy!
[02:38] Jashin
    Yes! It's time to reveal my title!
[02:42] Jashin
    It's...
SIGN    FULLMONEY ALCHEMIST
SIGN    FULLMONEY ALCHEMIST
SIGN    FULLMONEY ALCHEMIST
SIGN    FULLMONEY ALCHEMIST
[02:43] Jashin
    The Full... Money Alchemist!
[02:48] Jashin
    My power... is the power of money.
[02:57] Jashin
    This wasn't supposed to...
[03:01] Jashin
    Damn it!
[03:04] Jashin
    It was all taken from me!
[03:06] Jashin
    Why?! Isn't it all about
    equivalent exchange?!
[03:08] Jashin
    How does 10,000 yen
    transmute into three candies?!
[03:12] Kyon
    Jashin-chan!
[03:14] Jashin
    Kyon-Kyon?
[03:15] Kyon
    Pachinko again?
[03:17] Ran
    I bet you lost again, didn't you?
[03:19] Jashin
    Damn you, Ran-Ran!
[03:20] Jashin
    I just happened to lose today!
    I'm still in profit overall!
[03:23] Ran
    The only one who profits
    in gambling is the bookmaker.
[03:26] Jashin
    Screw you!
[03:27] Jashin
    You're just a dumb animal that eats
    bamboo even though you're a carnivore!
[03:31] Jashin
    Suck on this candy I transmuted and shut up!
[03:35] Jsahin
    Here. You get one, too.
[03:38] Kyon
    It's sweet!
[03:39] Ran
    Wei dao bu cuo!
[03:42] Jashin
    By the way...
[03:44] Jashin
    Have you two gotten paid for
    your work at the used bookstore?
[03:48] Kyon
    Yep!
[03:50] Jashin
    Listen, I hate to let this slip...
[03:55] Jashin
    but there's a big race tomorrow that
    could cancel out my losses from today.
[04:00] Jashin
    So...
[04:01] Jashin
    Lend me some mon—
[04:03] Jashin
    Wh-What? What is it?
[04:05] Ran
    Oh, no!
[04:06] Ran
    M-My body feels...
[04:08] Ran
    This is bad! This is definitely bad!
[04:11] Kyon
    What's wrong, Onee-chan?
[04:12] Jashin
    What? You gonna die?
[04:23] Jashin
    Did she die?
[04:24] Jashin
    Was there poison in that candy?
[04:26] Kyon
    Poison wouldn't kill her!
[04:29] Kyon
    Jiangshi are immortal!
[04:30] Jashin
    Yeah, but I could die from it.
[04:32] Jashin
    Whew! Good thing I didn't eat it!
[04:41] Ran
    Whew... I thought for sure I was gonna die.
[04:44] Ran
    Even though I'm already dead.
[04:48] Ran
    Huh? What's wrong with you two?
[04:52] Kyon
    You're back to normal!
[04:54] Ran
    What?!
[04:57] Ran
    The panda curse is gone...
[04:59] Kyon
    This is great, Onee-chan!
[05:01] Jashin
    Your panda form was a curse?
[05:04] Ran
    But how...
[05:06] Kyon
    Maybe that strawberry milk
    candy had a curse-lifting effect!
[05:10] Ran
    Strawberry milk candy?
[05:13] Ran
    Strawberry milk candy!
[05:14] Kyon
    Strawberry milk candy! That must be it!
[05:17] Jashin
    That must be it. For sure.
[05:21] Jashin
    I want to share in the joy
    you're feeling over lifting that curse.
[05:25] Jashin
    I hate to say this, believe me,
[05:27] Jashin
    but that candy was originally mine.
[05:30] Jashin
    Which means it's not a stretch to say
    that I removed your curse, is it?
[05:36] Jashin
    Is it? Is it? Is it?
[05:41] Jashin
    Therefore, I humbly request
    that you thank me accordingly.
[05:45] Kyon
    Yes, you're right! It's all thanks to you!
[05:49] Ran
    What would you like as thanks?
SIGN    This is the face
[05:51] DevilA
    This is the face.
[05:53] Jashin
    Cash! I'm the Fullmoney
    Alchemist, after all!
[05:56] Jashin
    Of course it's money I want!
[05:58] Jashin
    Fifty—
[06:00] Jashin
    No, a hundred thousand will do it!
[06:02] Ran
    Sure!
[06:03] Kyon
    It's a good thing we came to Japan!
[06:07] Jashin
    Equivalent exchange...
[06:09] Jashin
    All things can be considered
    a form of transmutation.
[06:11] Jashin
    Losing at the races, Medusa's money,
[06:14] Jashin
    the way I just happened
    to lose at pachinko...
[06:17] Jashin
    It all happened so that this
    candy would earn me 100,000 yen!
[06:21] Jashin
    Way to go, me!
[06:23] Jashin
    I'm not called the Fullmoney
    Alchemist for nothing!
[06:29] Ran
    Ow!
[06:30] Ran
    I turned back...
[06:33] Jashin
    Don't put it away!
[06:34] Ran
    Sniff...
[06:35] Jashin
    Don't worry!
[06:37] Jashin
    I still have one candy left!
[06:39] Jashin
    Here, eat it! Eat the candy!
[06:42] Jashin
    There, see?
[06:43] Jashin
    I'd like my 100,000 yen, please!
[06:47] Kyon
    She's still a panda.
[06:48] Jashin
    I'd like my 100,000 yen, please!
[06:50] Ran
    I guess it was just a fluke.
[06:52] Kyon
    But you did briefly turn back to normal.
[06:55] Kyon
    Maybe there's some kind of hint to that candy.
[06:56] Jashin
    I'd like my 100,000 yen, please!
[06:57] Ran
    You think so?
[06:59] Jashin
    I'd like...
[07:00] Ran
    But it didn't work. The curse wasn't lifted.
[07:02] Jashin
    ...my 100,000 yen...
[07:03] Kyon
    Want to buy strawberry milk candies
    at the grocery store on the way home?
[07:06] Ran
    Sure.
[07:06] Kyon
    Let's eat them every day for a while!
[07:07] Jashin
    I'm the one who gave you that hint.
[07:09] Ran
    Good idea.
[07:10] Jashin
    My transmutation failed!
SIGN    I'll never leave you again
SIGN    The old flame has
    been rekidnapped
[07:30] Pino
    I think you mean "the old
    flame has been rekindled."
[07:36] Yurine
    So cute.
[07:37] Yurine
    I'd love to have these clothes.
[07:40] Jashin
    Clothes? Really?
[07:42] Yurine
    What?
[07:43] Jashin
    Like I always say, clothes are for the weak.
[07:47] Jashin
    People who wear clothes are weak!
    Being weak is embarrassing!
[07:50] Jashin
    In other words, people who
    wear clothes are embarrassing!
[07:53] Yurine
    This outfit's nice, too.
[07:55] Jashin
    Don't ignore me.
[07:57] Medusa
    Hello!
[08:00] Medusa
    I brought you some really good stuff today!
[08:03] Jashin
    Medusa?
[08:04] Yurine
    Good stuff?
[08:05] Medusa
    Apples specially ordered
    from the Garden of Eden!
SIGN    m 50 0 b 100 0 100 100 50 100 b 0 100 0 0 50 0
SIGN    Grown
    by me
SIGN    Grown
    by me
[08:09] Jashin
    What?! The ones you have to wait hundreds
    of years to receive after ordering?
[08:14] Jashin
    Those Eden apples?!
[08:15] Medusa
    I ordered them a couple of centuries
    ago, and they finally arrived.
[08:19] Yurine
    This is a conversation
    humans could never have.
[08:23] Jashin
    Let's cut them up and eat them right now!
[08:27] Yurine
    Wow. All we did was cut
    them, but they're shining.
[08:30] Jashin
    The way they felt when
    I cut them was otherworldly.
[08:34] Yurine
    Well, they are from another world.
[08:41] Yurine
    They're so good.
[08:42] Yurine
    Both the look and the taste
    are absolutely otherworldly.
[08:46] Medusa
    Yeah! They were worth
    the two-hundred year wait!
[08:50] Yurine
    Jashin-chan, what's wrong?
[08:54] Jashin
    I...
[08:55] Jashin
    I'm so ashamed!
[08:57] Jashin
    Why do I feel so incredibly ashamed?
[09:00] Jashin
    Oh, no! I'm not wearing any clothes!
[09:04] Jashin
    Have I been walking around town
    in this shameful state all this time?!
[09:08] Jashin
    I must put on some clothes!
[09:11] Medusa
    What got into her?
[09:13] Yurine
    Could these have caused it?
SIGN    Eve
SIGN    Adam
SIGN    Shame!
SIGN    Shame!
[09:16] Yurine
    It's a well-known creation story.
[09:19] Yurine
    A snake tricked Adam and Eve
[09:21] Yurine
    into eating the forbidden fruit of Eden,
[09:24] Yurine
    and for the first time, they felt shame.
[09:26] Medusa
    And these apples have the same effect?
[09:29] Yurine
    I think so.
[09:30] Medusa
    But why did it only affect Jashin-chan?
[09:33] Yurine
    Well, the two of us already had clothes on,
[09:36] Yurine
    and Jashin-chan is a snake...
[09:41] Jashin
    That was so embarrassing.
[09:42] Yurine
    I guess thousands of years of deceiving
    humans finally came back to bite the snake.
[09:47] Jashin
    Clothes are great.
[09:49] Jashin
    They protect us from shame.
[09:52] Jashin
    Anyone who doesn't wear clothes is a fool!
[09:57] Jashin
    Medusa, you should give a little more
    thought to the clothes you wear.
[10:00] Medusa
    Huh?
[10:02] Jashin
    What?
[10:04] Jashin
    What is this?! The feeling
    of shame won't go away!
[10:06] Jashin
    I feel ashamed just to be alive!
SIGN    I have lived a shameful life.
    I can't understand how this thing
    called "human life" is supposed
    to work, seriously...
    
    From No Longer Human?
[10:10] Jashin
    I have lived a shameful life.
[10:13] Jashin
    I'll jump into the Tamagawa Aqueduct
    and die to escape this shame!
[10:20] Jashin
    But I don't want to die alone.
[10:23] Jashin
    I'm taking you with me!
[10:26] Jashin
    How 'bout it? Care to go
    out with me... forever?
[10:29] Medusa
    C-Can't breathe... Stop...
[10:31] Medusa
    Yurine-san, please help me!
[10:35] Yurine
    I guess I have no choice.
[10:36] Yurine
    Yurine-chan Dropkick!
[10:45] Pino
    What happened?
[10:46] Medusa
    I wonder how we get
    her back to normal...
[10:49] Yurine
    Let's bury her.
[10:50] Medusa
    Bury her?!
[10:51] Yurine
    Burial cures just about any malady.
[10:57] Jashin
    Oh. I'm better now.
[10:58] Jashin
    All the shame is gone.
[11:01] Yurine
    See?
[11:02] Pino
    What are you two doing?
[11:03] Jashin
    Clothes are for the weak!
[11:06] Jashin
    The greatest strength lies in nudity!
[11:10] Medusa
    I'm glad you're all better.
[11:11] Medusa
    Anyway, how did the apples
    we waited 200 years for taste?
[11:16] Jashin
    I was so embarrassed, I don't remember!
SIGN    m 0 0 l 100 0 100 100 0 100
SIGN    m 0 0 l 100 0 100 100 0 100
SIGN    Orphanage
    Iron Commando
[11:19] Pekola
    What? The Christmas party is canceled?
[11:21] Lady
    Yes.
[11:23] Lady
    I'm sorry to break the news after
    you came here in your Santa suit.
[11:26] Pekola
    I see...
[11:28] Lady
    We held out until the last possible moment,
[11:30] Lady
    but we just couldn't muster the funds.
[11:32] Lady
    Oh, but we will pay you for
    your service today, of course.
[11:36] Pekola
    That's not...
[11:38] Lady
    Please don't worry about it.
[11:40] Pekola
    But the children must be so disappointed
[11:43] Pekola
    that they can't have their Christmas party.
[11:45] Lady
    Yes, that's true...
[11:50] Pekola
    It appears the time to use this has come.
[11:56] Pekola
    Just 15,000 yen...
[11:58] Pekola
    This won't be enough to
    fund their Christmas party.
[12:03] Pekola
    The children all look forward to this Christmas
    party, and it only comes only once a year...
[12:07] Pekola
    I want to do something for them.
[12:11] Pekola
    But is there any way to earn
    a good amount of money quickly?
[12:19] Pekola
    Of course!
[12:20] Pekola
    I'll work with the humans!
[12:25] Pekola
    Joy to the world! The Lord is come!
[12:29] Pekola
    Let Earth receive her King!
[12:33] Pekola
    Let every heart prepare Him room,
[12:35] Pekola
    I'm so glad I was in the choir in Heaven.
[12:38] Pekola
    and Heaven and nature sing,
    and Heaven and nature sing,
[12:38] Pekola
    All the people who are moved by my song
[12:41] Pekola
    should help out by donating money!
[12:42] Pekola
    and Heaven, and Heaven, and nature sing!
[12:47] DevilA
    A few hours later...
[12:53] Pekola
    Not a single yen...
[12:56] Pekola
    How cruel. Can this really be possible?
[13:00] Pekola
    Couldn't just one person—just one
    single, solitary person—help me out?
[13:04] Poporon
    Pekola-sama?
[13:07] Pekola
    Poporon...
[13:12] Pekola
    You were in the choir too, weren't you?
[13:15] Pekola
    Would you help me?
[13:16] Poporon
    Huh?
[13:17] Poporon
    Why should I do that for a bunch
    of human kids I don't even know?
[13:22] Poporon
    I'm busy enough as it is.
[13:27] Poporon
    Don't you have your own life to live, too?
[13:29] Poporon
    What are you thinking?
[13:31] Pekola
    Yes, you're right,
[13:33] Pekola
    but I want to put smiles
    on the faces of those children.
[13:36] Poporon
    That's ridiculous!
[13:38] Poporon
    Haven't you learned
    anything since coming to Earth?
[13:40] Poporon
    There are countless people in
    need of saving all around the world.
[13:44] Poporon
    There's no point in just saving
    a handful of them. There are too many.
[13:47] Pekola
    There is a point!
[13:49] Pekola
    If an angel can't save the
    people right in front of her,
[13:51] Pekola
    there's no way she can save
    everyone who needs it!
[13:54] Poporon
    Oh, really?
[13:55] Poporon
    Okay, then. Farewell.
[13:58] Pekola
    She's so mean...
SIGN    m 0 0 l 100 0 100 100 0 100
SIGN    m 0 0 l 100 0 100 100 0 100
SIGN    Orphanage
    Iron Commando
[14:11] Poporon
    Is this the place
    Pekola-sama was talking about?
[14:15] Girl
    It's Noel-chan!
[14:17] Poporon
    Huh? You know who I am?
[14:20] Girl
    Yeah! I want to be an idol, too!
[14:24] Poporon
    You do? Why?
[14:27] Girl
    I want to make everyone smile, like you do!
[14:31] Girl
    Do you think I can become an idol?
[14:38] Poporon
    I know you can be an idol.
[14:40] Girl
    Really?
[14:41] Poporon
    I'll be rooting for you.
[14:43] Girl
    Yay! Thanks, Noel-chan!
[14:47] Poporon
    Merry Christmas.
[14:51] Girl
    Merry Christmas!
[14:58] Pekola
    Joy to the world... The Lord is come...
[15:04] Pekola
    I've been singing for so long,
SIGN    Life
[15:06] Pekola
    and all I've gotten is one fake coin.
SIGN    Life
[15:09] Pekola
    Why can't I get a single yen?
[15:11] Pekola
    What were all my years in the choir for?
[15:15] Poporon
    No one's going to listen
    to a boring song like that.
[15:20] Pekola
    Poporon...
[15:22] Pekola
    Why are you here? Did you
    come to ridicule me some more?
SIGN    Future Drive
SIGN    Amatsuka Noel
SIGN    Vague Gradation
SIGN    Amatsuka Noel
[15:30] [SONG] Song
    The season brings emotion
[15:32] [SONG] Song
    And faint illumination
[15:37] [SONG] Song
    I sing this hymn for you
[15:40] Poporon
    Attention, please!
[15:42] Poporon
    Your holy idol, Noel-chan,
[15:45] Poporon
    will now perform a free
    street concert for charity!
[15:51] [SONG] Song
    Evening at the station
SIGN    Moe
[15:51] Guy
    It's Noel-chan!
[15:53] Guy
    Noel-chan's doing a charity concert!
[15:54] [SONG] Song
    The people passing by are all automation
[15:58] [SONG] Song
    It's a little lonely
[16:02] [SONG] Song
    Where did they come from?
[16:05] [SONG] Song
    Where are they going?
[16:08] [SONG] Song
    It's all in a hard worker's imagination
[16:12] [SONG] Song
    Like the powdery snow
[16:17] [SONG] Song
    That's falling from the sky
[16:22] [SONG] Song
    It softly blankets the world
[16:27] [SONG] Song
    Never melting away
[16:33] [SONG] Song
    Just kidding!
[16:34] [SONG] Song
    It was just a joke, God
[16:37] [SONG] Song
    Just a trick of fate
[16:40] [SONG] Song
    The white town shows a vague gradation
[16:45] [SONG] Song
    I can't express it well
[16:48] [SONG] Song
    But I'm wishing as hard as I can
[16:51] [SONG] Song
    Let this moment last just a little longer
[17:01] Poporon
    Thank you, everyone!
[17:05] Chiba
    So godly! You're so godly, Noel-chan!
[17:06] Katsura
    My wallet's empty, but her spit
    sprayed on me, so I'm happy!
[17:08] Ozaki
    I don't have train fare to get
    home now, but no regrets!
[17:11] Mei
    All right, you three are under arrest.
[17:13] Three
    Huh?!
[17:14] Three
    Why?!
[17:15] Mei
    For the crime of being
    unbefitting of Christmas!
[17:18] Ozaki
    Mad police!
[17:19] Katsura
    Have mercy on us!
[17:21] Mei
    Excellent work, Mei! Merry Christmas!
[17:24] Poporon
    Here.
[17:25] Pekola
    Huh? Is this...
[17:27] Poporon
    Take it to the children.
[17:30] Pekola
    What brought this on?
[17:31] Poporon
    I don't feel like getting into it.
[17:34] Pekola
    You've helped so much. Thank you.
[17:38] Poporon
    I-I didn't do it to help you.
[17:43] Pekola
    Why don't we take it to them together?
[17:47] Poporon
    Oh, all right. I'll go with you, just this once.
[17:57] Poporon
    By the way, Pekola-sama,
[17:59] Poporon
    your singing sucked.
    You should practice more.
[18:01] Pekola
    Wha?!
[18:05] DevilA
    Blessings upon all people,
    devils, and angels!
[18:09] DevilA
    Merry Crucifixmas!
[18:14] Jashin
    I'll make it home.
[18:16] Jashin
    I won't make it home.
[18:17] Jashin
    I'll make it home.
[18:19] Jashin
    I won't make it ho—
[18:22] Jashin
    I won't make it home.
[18:23] Jashin
    Yes! I'm gonna make it back home!
[18:27] Jashin
    But really, it's going to be
    pretty hard to get back to Hell.
[18:31] Jashin
    I know that.
[18:33] Jashin
    Yurine hasn't even bothered
    to look for the second volume
[18:36] ---
    of the grimoire that has
    the return spell in it.
[18:38] Jashin
    And with my current powers,
    I can't kill her and go back home myself.
[18:44] Jabber
    You desire power?
[18:47] Jashin
    Yeah, I do.
[18:48] Jashin
    Dropkick!
[18:49] Jashin
    Enough power to kill Yurine easily...
[18:52] Jashin
    A powerful dropkick...
[18:55] Jashin
    Hell, as long as it kills Yurine,
    it doesn't even have to be a dropkick.
[18:59] Jabber
    The title has lost its meaning, then.
[19:03] Jashin
    But if I want more power,
    I need to train hard.
[19:08] Jashin
    Ugh, training is a pain.
[19:10] Jashin
    Isn't there a way to get
    stronger without much effort?
[19:18] Jashin
    I'll start by reading some
    books to build up my brains.
[19:21] Jashin
    Are there any smart books here?
SIGN    m 0 0 l 100 0 100 100 0 100
SIGN    Occult Maidens' Love
[19:25] Jashin
    Old-Fashioned Vending Machines,
SIGN    m 0 0 l 100 0 100 100 0 100
SIGN    m 0 0 l 100 0 100 100 0 100
SIGN    How Kefir Works
SIGN    m 0 0 l 100 0 100 100 0 100
SIGN    m 0 0 l 100 0 100 100 0 100
SIGN    m 0 0 l 100 0 100 100 0 100
SIGN    The Pigeon's Secret
SIGN    m 0 0 l 100 0 100 100 0 100
SIGN    m 0 0 l 100 0 100 100 0 100
SIGN    m 0 0 l 100 0 100 100 0 100
SIGN    The Sparrow's Secret
SIGN    m 0 0 l 100 0 100 100 0 100
SIGN    m 0 0 l 100 0 100 100 0 100
SIGN    m 0 0 l 100 0 100 100 0 100
SIGN    Old-Fashioned Vending Machines
SIGN    m 0 0 l 100 0 100 100 0 100
SIGN    m 0 0 l 100 0 100 100 0 100
SIGN    m 0 0 l 100 0 100 100 0 100
SIGN    Old-Fashioned Ice Cream
SIGN    m 0 0 l 100 0 100 100 0 100
SIGN    m 0 0 l 100 0 100 100 0 100
SIGN    m 0 0 l 100 0 100 100 0 100
SIGN    Old-Fashioned Summer Sweets
SIGN    m 0 0 l 100 0 100 100 0 100
SIGN    m 0 0 l 100 0 100 100 0 100
SIGN    m 0 0 l 100 0 100 100 0 100
SIGN    Old-Fashioned Summer Lyrics
SIGN    m 0 0 l 100 0 100 100 0 100
SIGN    m 0 0 l 100 0 100 100 0 100
SIGN    Chimpanzees
SIGN    m 0 0 l 100 0 100 100 0 100
SIGN    m 0 0 l 100 0 100 100 0 100
SIGN    m 0 0 l 100 0 100 100 0 100
SIGN    Its Name is "Gorilla"
SIGN    m 0 0 l 100 0 100 100 0 100
SIGN    m 0 0 l 100 0 100 100 0 100
SIGN    m 0 0 l 100 0 100 100 0 100
SIGN    Framing Primates
SIGN    m 0 0 l 100 0 100 100 0 100
SIGN    m 0 0 l 100 0 100 100 0 100
SIGN    m 0 0 l 100 0 100 100 0 100
SIGN    Another Kind of Ninja
SIGN    m 0 0 l 100 0 100 100 0 100
SIGN    m 0 0 l 100 0 100 100 0 100
SIGN    m 0 0 l 100 0 100 100 0 100
SIGN    Introductions to Ninjas
[19:27] Jashin
    Old-Fashioned Ice Cream,
[19:28] Jashin
    Old-Fashioned Summer Sweets,
[19:30] Jashin
    Old-Fashioned Summer Lyrics...
[19:33] Jashin
    Yurine does like this kind of thing.
[19:35] Jashin
    Grimoire Volume 1,
SIGN    m 0 0 l 100 0 100 100 0 100
SIGN    m 0 0 l 100 0 100 100 0 100
SIGN    m 0 0 l 100 0 100 100 0 100
SIGN    Secrets of Jinbocho
SIGN    m 0 0 l 100 0 100 100 0 100
SIGN    m 0 0 l 100 0 100 100 0 100
SIGN    Taro's Father
SIGN    m 0 0 l 100 0 100 100 0 100
SIGN    m 0 0 l 100 0 100 100 0 100
SIGN    Photobook
SIGN    Grimoire
SIGN    Volume 1
SIGN    Grimoire
SIGN    Volume 2
SIGN    m 0 0 l 100 0 100 100 0 100
SIGN    m 0 0 l 100 0 100 100 0 100
SIGN    The Potential of Adlay Tea
SIGN    m 0 0 l 100 0 100 100 0 100
SIGN    m 0 0 l 100 0 100 100 0 100
SIGN    Secrets of the Sparrow Rocket
SIGN    m 0 0 l 100 0 100 100 0 100
SIGN    Occult Maidens' Love
SIGN    m 0 0 l 100 0 100 100 0 100
SIGN    m 0 0 l 100 0 100 100 0 100
SIGN    m 0 0 l 100 0 100 100 0 100
SIGN    How Kefir Works
[19:37] Jashin
    Grimoire Volume 2...
[19:39] Jashin
    Then, there's Secrets of Jinbocho, and...
[19:45] Jashin
    Excuse me?!
[19:47] Jashin
    Grimoire
[19:47] Jashin
    Volume 2
[19:47] Jashin
    Grimoire
[19:47] Jashin
    Volume 2
[19:47] Jashin
    Grimoire
[19:47] Jashin
    Volume 2
[19:47] Jashin
    Grimoire Volume 2?!
[19:50] Jashin
    Why is the second volume
    of the grimoire here?!
[19:53] Jashin
    Is this real?
[19:55] Jashin
    It's not some self-published fanbook, is it?
[19:58] Jashin
    The return spell is right here!
[20:01] Jashin
    I have to tell the others
    about this right away!
[20:07] Medusa
    Congratulations, Jashin-chan!
[20:09] Minos
    You finally get to go home, huh?
SIGN    Congrats!
[20:12] Jashin
    Shut up!
[20:13] Medusa
    Huh?
[20:14] Jashin
    You're not acting happy enough!
[20:16] Jashin
    Do you know how long I've waited for this day?!
[20:19] Jashin
    Use your heads a little,
    you incompetent fools!
[20:22] Medusa
    Sorry...
[20:23] Medusa
    Congratulations, Jashin-chan!
[20:26] Jashin
    That's better.
SIGN    Medusa-chan, you should really stop being this scumbag's friend.
[20:32] Jashin
    You're awfully impudent!
[20:33] Jashin
    If you weren't our teacher's
    daughter, I'd kill you.
[20:35] Jashin
    I'd show no mercy!
[20:38] Jashin
    Seriously, you're despicable.
[20:40] Minos
    Why didn't Yurine-chan tell you that
    she found the second volume, though?
[20:44] Jashin
    She was probably keeping it
    under wraps to surprise me.
[20:48] Medusa
    I don't think that's why.
[20:51] Medusa
    Yurine-san just doesn't want you to leave.
[20:54] Jashin
    Huh?
[20:55] Medusa
    Yurine-chan really likes you, after all.
[20:59] Jashin
    Yurine likes me?
[21:01] Jashin
    Y-You're crazy! That's—
[21:03] Minos
    The same goes for you, doesn't it?
[21:05] Minos
    You like your life with
    Yurine-chan, don't you?
[21:13] Jashin
    I-I—
[21:15] Yurine
    I'm home.
[21:17] Yurine
    Oh, what brings all of you here?
[21:21] Yurine
    Oh.
[21:23] Yurine
    You found that, huh?
[21:25] DevilA
    Now what?! Will Jashin-chan
    really get to go back to Hell?
[21:30] DevilA
    Next time on Dropkick on My Devil! Dash,
[21:33] DevilA
    a final episode filled with unceasing
    shocks and tremendous emotion!
SIGN    To Be Continued !!
[21:37] DevilA
    To be continued!
[23:10] Jashin
    The Little Mermaid is a fool.
[23:12] Yurine
    Why?
[23:12] Jashin
    Wishing for human legs so
    you can marry a prince is stupid!
[23:17] Jashin
    If he can't love her as a mermaid,
[23:19] Jashin
    she'll never truly be happy!
[23:21] Yurine
    True. In that sense,
    you're definitely happy.
[23:24] Yurine
    "Happiness is something-or-other," as they say!
[23:26] Jashin
    And I was able to meet someone
    who accepted the real m—
[23:29] Jashin
    Wait, no!
[23:31] Jashin
    What are you smirking about?
[23:33] Jashin
    Jashin-chan Dropkick!
[23:35] Yurine
    Sliced "real Jashin-chan" is served.
[23:36] Jashin
    Ow, ow, ow!

E10 - Untitled

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[00:01] Yurine
    Oh.
[00:03] Yurine
    You found that, huh?
[01:38] Yurine
    If you found it, I guess
    there's nothing I can do.
[01:40] Jashin
    Wait a minute!
[01:42] Jashin
    What do you mean, we "found" it?
[01:44] Jashin
    What do you mean,
    there's nothing you can do?!
[01:46] Yurine
    You guys want some pudding?
[01:48] Minos
    I do!
SIGN    Yes!
[01:49] Jashin
    Hey! Don't ignore me!
[01:51] Jashin
    Why didn't you say anything?!
[01:53] Jashin
    Did you have zero intention
    of letting me return to Hell?!
[01:57] Jashin
    With the second volume,
    I could've gone back home at any time!
[02:01] Jashin
    I could've gone to the festival...
[02:02] Jashin
    I could've gone to see my parents!
[02:04] Jashin
    Yurine, how long has it been?
[02:06] Jashin
    How long have you had it?!
[02:12] Yurine
    Here you go. Puttsun Pudding.
[02:15] Minos
    Yum!
SIGN    Delicious!
[02:16] Medusa
    Thank you, Yurine-san!
[02:17] Minos
    Man, this is so good!
[02:18] Yurine
    No problem.
[02:20] Jashin
    Hey! Where's mine?!
[02:22] Yurine
    Go get your own.
[02:24] Jashin
    Damn it!
SIGN    Puttsun
SIGN    Pudding
[02:36] Jashin
    Hell yeah, baby.
[02:38] Jashin
    Wait! This isn't the time
    to be eating pudding!
[02:40] Jashin
    Yurine, why won't you answer me?
[02:42] Jashin
    Is it really because you
    don't want me to leave?
[02:47] Jashin
    If that's it, you should just say so.
[02:50] Jashin
    Jashin-chan, stay with me
    until my lifespan ends.
[02:54] Jashin
    Jeez, you're hopeless!
SIGN    You're always so condescending.
SIGN    Nobody likes condescending girls.
[03:01] Jashin
    Want me to kill you right here and now?!
[03:03] Medusa
    Per-chan's right.
[03:05] Minos
    Talking down to Yurine-chan like that will
    just make it harder for her to talk to you.
[03:08] Minos
    Do you have no delicacy, Jashin-chan?
[03:10] Jashin
    Suddenly this is all about criticizing me?
[03:11] Medusa
    You do have a tendency to do that.
[03:14] Medusa
    Still, Yurine-san, you could've
    talked to us about this.
[03:17] Minos
    Jashin-chan seems to enjoy
    living here, after all.
[03:21] Medusa
    And there are probably ways we can help—
[03:24] Jashin
    No one asked you guys to butt in!
[03:27] Jashin
    I mean, sure, living here
    hasn't been so bad...
SIGN    You're finally being honest.
[03:32] Jashin
    I'm telling you, that's not the point!
[03:37] Jashin
    The point is that Yurine
    kept me from going home.
[03:41] Jashin
    You expect me to feel good about that?
SIGN    Where are you going?
[03:45] Jashin
    I'm going for a drink.
[03:47] Jashin
    It'll be my last drink in
    the human realm, after all.
[03:49] Jashin
    Boy, what a relief!
SIGN    This all looks sort of familiar.
[03:54] Yurine
    Per-chan, are you...
SIGN    Oh, right. That was before I came here.
[04:02] Medusa
    Sheesh, Per-chan...
[04:02] Minos
    Wait, wh-what're you talking about?
SIGN    Kanda
SIGN    Suzuran
SIGN    Street
SIGN    m 0 0 l 100 0 100 100 0 100
SIGN    Bicycles Only
[04:05] Jashin
    So... I can actually go home, huh?
[04:10] Jashin
    Knowing I can go back to Hell at any
    time makes everything seem so precious.
[04:16] Jashin
    That's...
SIGN    Flavor
SIGN    Coffeehouse
SIGN    Sabouru
[04:19] Pekola
    I'm exhausted.
SIGN    Flavor
SIGN    Coffeehouse
SIGN    Sabouru
[04:21] Pekola
    I wonder how many jobs I've
    hopped between this week...
SIGN    kg
[04:25] Tanahashi
    Yo, part-timer!
SIGN    Mega
SIGN    Extras
[04:27] Pekola
    My eyes...
[04:27] Tanahashi
    Part-timer!
SIGN    CD Giga
[04:29] Pekola
    The nail...
[04:29] Tanahashi
    Part-timer!
[04:30] Pekola
    Pressed sushi...
SIGN    Pressed
[04:31] Tanahashin
    Part-timer!
[04:32] Pekola
    I'm so tired,
SIGN    Pay
[04:33] Pekola
    but I hardly got any money out of it at all.
[04:36] Pekola
    I paid too high a price
    for this amount of pay!
[04:39] Pekola
    No, it wasn't a high price!
[04:41] Pekola
    The pay's just too low!
SIGN    Pay Raise
[04:43] Pekola
    I guess I have no choice but to rise up...
SIGN    Pay Raise
[04:45] Pekola
    If people are being oppressed,
[04:47] Pekola
    I have to be their leader!
SIGN    Pay Raise
[04:50] Pekola
    I'll become Joan of Arc!
[04:52] Pekola
    But what's most important right
    now is my fresh strawberry juice.
[04:55] Pekola
    Sabouru... My little slice of happiness...
SIGN    m 0 0 l 100 0 100 100 0 100
SIGN    m 0 0 l 100 0 100 100 0 100
SIGN    m 0 0 l 100 0 100 100 0 100
SIGN    Kinria Girl
[05:00] Bar
    Welcome.
[05:01] Jashin
    I'm here for a drink!
[05:03] Jashin
    It's Jashin-chan-san!
[05:05] Guy
    Oh, Jashin-chan-san.
[05:07] Lady
    We have seats available
    downstairs. Help yourself.
[05:10] Jashin
    They know me here.
[05:11] Jashin
    Let's go, Pekola.
[05:14] Pekola
    Hup.
[05:15] Jashin
    And a-hup.
[05:16] Pekola
    Why are you sitting beside me?
[05:18] Jashin
    Tables here are shared.
[05:19] Pekola
    At least sit on the other side.
[05:22] Jashin
    Fresh strawberry juice!
[05:23] Lady
    Just one?
[05:24] Jashin
    Make it 666!
[05:27] Jashin
    I'm just kidding! That was
    a little bit of devil humor!
[05:30] Jashin
    I'll keep it to around ten today!
[05:32] Jashin
    Do you want some, too?
[05:34] Pekola
    Uh, yes...
[05:35] Jashin
    Make it twenty!
[05:36] Pekola
    Just one! Just one is enough!
[05:39] Pekola
    I'm going to lose all my savings!
[05:41] Lady
    Thank you for waiting.
[05:45] Jashin
    This stuff's the best!
[05:47] Jashin
    Nothing beats fresh-squeezed!
[05:49] Jashin
    Refill, please!
[05:50] Lady
    Right..
[05:50] Pekola
    Your eleventh one...
[05:52] Jashin
    Hey, Tajiri...
[05:55] Jashin
    There's something important
    I need to tell you.
[05:58] Pekola
    What is it? I'm not lending you any money.
[06:01] Jashin
    I haven't sunk so low that I need
    to borrow from the dregs of society.
[06:04] Pekola
    The dregs...
[06:05] Pekola
    Gulp!
[06:09] Jashin
    That's a song from a game I've been into.
[06:11] Pekola
    Uh-huh...
[06:13] Pekola
    And what was the important
    thing you had to tell me?
[06:17] Jashin
    You know how foreigners say...
[06:19] Jashin
    "My girlfriend is your
    girlfriend's boyfriend's mom!"
[06:24] Jashin
    "Oh, no!"
[06:25] Jashin
    ...all the time?
[06:26] Pekola
    Oh, that sounds awful!
[06:28] Jashin
    That phrase, "Oh, no"...
SIGN    Ou
    (ang
[06:31] Jashin
    I think it originated from the
    Japanese word for "anguish."
SIGN    nou
    uish)
[06:34] Pekola
    If you searched for its
    origin on the Internet,
[06:37] Pekola
    I think you'd get tons of hits.
[06:40] Jashin
    They mean basically the same thing.
[06:42] Jashin
    Did you know that Flex Comix got its name
    because its employees work on flex time?
[06:46] Pekola
    Huh? That's... not true at all.
[06:49] Jashin
    How do you know?
[06:52] Pekola
    Um, what are you trying to say?
[06:55] Jashin
    I just thought I'd give you
    a little parting gift.
[06:59] Pekola
    A parting gift?
[07:00] Jashin
    I'll give you an idea
    you can use to get rich.
[07:04] Jashin
    Clean out your butthole and listen up.
[07:08] Yurine
    There's something I need to tell all of you.
[07:13] Yurine
    Jashin-chan doesn't know about this yet.
[07:16] Jashin
    It occurred to me when
    I was watching a period drama...
[07:20] Jashin
    You know those costumes that
    magistrates and shogunate elders wore?
[07:23] Guy
    Yay!
[07:24] Guy
    Come on!
[07:25] Pekola
    You mean those ceremonial costumes?
[07:27] Jashin
    Yeah, those. They made
    me realize something...
[07:30] Jashin
    Don't you think they
    evolved over the ages...
[07:34] Jashin
    ...into business suits?
[07:36] Jashin
    Businessmen are modern samurai.
[07:39] Jashin
    The slender look of their shoulders
[07:41] Jashin
    and their overall stiffness
    are exactly the same!
[07:44] Pekola
    Um—
[07:45] Jashin
    That's gotta be it, right?
[07:47] Jashin
    Therefore...
[07:48] Jashin
    Business suits are the evolution
    of magistrate costumes,
[07:51] Jashin
    so if we research modern business suits,
[07:53] Jashin
    we'll find out what formal wear
    in the future will look like!
[07:56] Jashin
    I smell the potential to make a fortune here!
[08:01] Jashin
    Aren't I just so smart? Aren't I?
[08:03] Jashin
    Aren't I just super smart?
[08:05] Jashin
    Tajiri, use that to get
    rich and find happiness!
[08:09] Pekola
    What in the world are you talking about?
[08:11] Jashin
    Huh?
[08:12] Pekola
    Business suits came to Japan from overseas.
[08:16] Pekola
    They didn't evolve from
    ceremonial magistrate costumes.
[08:18] Pekola
    That's hardly smart. It's just plain stupid.
[08:22] Pekola
    Besides, business suits are civilian attire.
SIGN    ATV
    for Devils
SIGN    m 0 0 l 0 0 l 23 0 b 24 0 24 1 24 1 l 24 14 b 24 15 23 15 23 15 l -21 15 b -21 15 -22 15 -22 14 l -22 1 b -22 1 -22 1 -22 1 b -22 1 -22 0 -21 0 l -21 0 b -21 0 -21 0 -21 0 b -21 0 -21 0 -21 0
SIGN    m 0 0 l 0 0 l 23 0 b 24 0 24 1 24 1 l 24 14 b 24 15 23 15 23 15 l -21 15 b -21 15 -22 15 -22 14 l -22 1 b -22 1 -22 1 -22 1 b -22 1 -22 0 -21 0 l -21 0 b -21 0 -21 0 -21 0 b -21 0 -21 0 -21 0
SIGN    m 0 0 l 0 0 l 23 0 b 24 0 24 1 24 1 l 24 14 b 24 15 23 15 23 15 l -21 15 b -21 15 -22 15 -22 14 l -22 1 b -22 1 -22 1 -22 1 b -22 1 -22 0 -21 0 l -21 0 b -21 0 -21 0 -21 0 b -21 0 -21 0 -21 0
SIGN    Devil A's English Lesson
SIGN    Devil A's English Lesson
[08:25] DevilA
    Civil clothes.
[08:26] Pekola
    There's also a theory that they originated
    in a London clothes district...
SIGN    ATV
    for Devils
SIGN    m 0 0 l 0 0 l 23 0 b 24 0 24 1 24 1 l 24 14 b 24 15 23 15 23 15 l -21 15 b -21 15 -22 15 -22 14 l -22 1 b -22 1 -22 1 -22 1 b -22 1 -22 0 -21 0 l -21 0 b -21 0 -21 0 -21 0 b -21 0 -21 0 -21 0
SIGN    m 0 0 l 0 0 l 23 0 b 24 0 24 1 24 1 l 24 14 b 24 15 23 15 23 15 l -21 15 b -21 15 -22 15 -22 14 l -22 1 b -22 1 -22 1 -22 1 b -22 1 -22 0 -21 0 l -21 0 b -21 0 -21 0 -21 0 b -21 0 -21 0 -21 0
SIGN    m 0 0 l 0 0 l 23 0 b 24 0 24 1 24 1 l 24 14 b 24 15 23 15 23 15 l -21 15 b -21 15 -22 15 -22 14 l -22 1 b -22 1 -22 1 -22 1 b -22 1 -22 0 -21 0 l -21 0 b -21 0 -21 0 -21 0 b -21 0 -21 0 -21 0
SIGN    Devil A's English Lesson
SIGN    Devil A's English Lesson
[08:30] DevilA
    Savile Row.
[08:31] Pekola
    ...and that the name came from there.
[08:34] DevilA
    There are multiple theories!
[08:35] Jashin
    Don't...
[08:37] Jashin
    Don't deny me!
[08:39] Jashin
    Don't deny my lovableness,
    my sorrow, and my intelligence!
[08:45] Guy
    Please don't fight in the bar!
[08:48] Jashin
    No matter what anyone says,
[08:48] Guy
    Jashin-chan-san!
[08:49] Jashin
    ceremonial costumes are business suits!
[08:49] Lady
    Jashin-chan-san!
[08:51] Jashin
    Let me go! Let go, damn it!
[08:52] Pekola
    My little slice of happiness is ruined...
[08:58] Poporon
    Savile Row!
[08:59] Jashin
    Damn that Tajiri!
[09:01] Jashin
    I tried to be nice,
    and she just brushed it off!
[09:04] Jashin
    I was trying to be nice as a parting gift
    since I finally get to go back to Hell!
[09:08] Pino
    What?
[09:10] Jashin
    Oh, it's you.
[09:11] Pino
    You're going back to Hell?
[09:14] Jashin
    Huh? Yeah, I am.
[09:16] Jashin
    We didn't have much time together, did we?
[09:20] Jashin
    Take care of Yurine for me.
[09:25] Jashin
    Well, time for the return spell.
[09:25] Pino
    H-Huh?
[09:29] Yurine
    Here. Read it.
[09:31] Jashin
    Huh? I did read it.
[09:33] Yurine
    Read it more closely.
    Especially the last page.
[09:37] Jashin
    Why are you guys looking at me like that?
[09:41] Yurine
    Look at the page with the return spell.
[09:44] Jashin
    Let's see...
[09:46] Jashin
    "The return spell is...
[09:49] Jashin
    ...extremely complex, and would
    not fully fit in this volume."
[09:52] Jashin
    "The rest will be included
    in Grimoire: Apocrypha."
[09:55] Yurine
    And now you know.
[09:59] Medusa
    You need the apocrypha in order
    to complete the return spell.
SIGN    Yurine-chan was trying to protect you from getting hurt.
[10:07] Minos
    You ended up finding it
    before she could hide it.
[10:10] Yurine
    I'm sorry.
[10:11] Yurine
    I had a feeling the shock of finding out
    would turn you into a pillar of salt,
[10:15] Yurine
    so I kept it from you.
[10:16] Yurine
    I never expected there to be an apocrypha.
[10:19] Yurine
    I was going to hide it in a drawer,
[10:21] Yurine
    but you kept hiding half-eaten rice
    balls and sandwiches in there.
[10:26] Yurine
    I'll punish you for that later.
SIGN    Yurine-chan...
SIGN    Jashin-chan turned into salt.
[10:36] Yurine
    I knew it.
[10:38] Medusa
    Um...
[10:40] Medusa
    And they all lived happily ever after?
SIGN    Illustration: Yukio
[10:50] Jashin
    What the hell?! Didn't it end a minute ago?!
[10:52] Yurine
    Didn't what end?
[10:53] Jashin
    The final episode!
[10:55] Jashin
    You know it's the final episode
[10:56] ---
    when they play Season 1's
    opening theme over the end credits!
[10:59] Yurine
    That aside, we have visitors coming over,
    so would you make some tea?
[11:04] Jashin
    Uh... sure.
[11:07] Both
    Hello!
[11:09] Jashin
    Oh, it's you two?
[11:10] Kyon
    We came to ask Yurine for advice
    on how to become human.
[11:14] Yurine
    Welcome. Come on in.
[11:16] Jashin
    Becoming human, huh?
[11:18] Jashin
    Your sister skipped human
    and went straight to panda.
[11:22] Jashin
    All because you wouldn't
    give me my 100,000 yen.
[11:25] Jashin
    You should've entrusted everything
    to the Fullmoney Alchemist.
[11:29] Yurine
    What's this about 100,000 yen?
[11:34] Ran
    Kyon-Kyon?
[11:36] Kyon
    I was the one who...
[11:38] Ran
    Come on, how many times have
    I told you it wasn't your fault?
[11:42] Kyon
    Still...
[11:43] Yurine
    Before we talk about becoming human,
[11:45] Yurine
    maybe you should tell us more
    about how it happened.
[11:49] Ran
    You're right. The day
    I turned into a panda...
SIGN    Hell Zoo
SIGN    Hell Zoo
[11:54] Ran
    The two of us had gone to Hell Zoo together.
[12:02] Kyon
    The panda's so cute!
[12:05] Ran
    You really like pandas, don't you?
[12:07] Kyon
    Yeah!
[12:07] Kyon
    I like how they wouldn't be cute at all
[12:10] ---
    if the black patches around
    their eyes were white.
[12:13] Kyon
    I also like how vicious they are!
[12:15] Ran
    You're pretty vicious yourself, huh?
[12:17] Kyon
    Not that vicious, really.
[12:24] Ran
    Looks like it's over there.
[12:26] Kyon
    Oh!
[12:27] Kyon
    I'll be right back. Just look
    at the panda while you wait.
[12:30] Ran
    Sure.
[12:31] Kyon
    Bathroom, bathroom,
    bathroom, bathroom, bathroom...
[12:44] Ran
    Pandas sure have it good.
[12:47] Ran
    All they do is eat bamboo
    and roll around playing all day,
[12:50] Ran
    and everyone squeals
    about how cute they are.
[12:53] Ran
    Every day must be so fun for you.
[12:56] Ran
    I wish I could be a panda.
[12:59] Panda
    What did you just say?
[13:01] Ran
    Huh?
[13:03] Panda
    What did you say just now?
[13:06] Ran
    Who is it?! Who's there?!
[13:06] Panda
    Hey! Hey! Over here, moron!
[13:09] Panda
    The cute, adorable panda
    that's right in front of you!
[13:14] Ran
    The panda is talking to me?
[13:16] Panda
    Directly into your brain.
[13:18] Panda
    Amazing, right? Are you shocked?
[13:20] Panda
    You were just thinking that
    my life's easy, weren't you?
[13:23] Panda
    Have you ever considered how
    it feels to be locked up in this cage?
[13:27] Panda
    I've been in here forever*!
[13:30] Panda
    And you people get to see*
    every aspect of how I live!
[13:33] Panda
    When I eat, when I use the
    bathroom, what I do in private...
[13:35] Panda
    When I eat, or use the bathroom,
    or eat, or use the bathroom,
[13:37] ---
    my private life, everything!
[13:37] Ran
    What the...
[13:39] Panda
    And you say you wish you were a panda?!
[13:42] Panda
    You've got a lot of nerve!
[13:45] Ran
    What... is this panda?
[13:47] Panda
    You wanna be one?
    You wanna be a panda that bad?
[13:51] Panda
    If you wanna be a panda that bad...
[13:55] Panda
    I'll make you one!
[13:56] Panda
    Become a panda!
[14:00] Kyon
    Wow, a slow loris!
[14:03] Kyon
    How cute!
[14:09] Kyon
    Onee-chan?
[14:14] Kyon
    Onee-chan, I'm back!
[14:18] Kyon
    Huh?
[14:19] Kyon
    Onee-chan?
[14:21] Ran
    Kyon-Kyon, over here.
[14:23] Ran
    Over here, I said.
SIGN    Hell Giant Panda
SIGN    Rumble
[14:29] Kyon
    Oh! A stuffed panda!
[14:32] Kyon
    This stuffed panda's clothes
    look just like my sister's.
[14:36] Ran
    I am your sister.
[14:38] Kyon
    Huh? Its voice sounds like hers, too.
[14:40] Ran
    Figure it out!
[14:41] Kyon
    Huh? Is this stuffed panda talking?
[14:44] Ran
    I'm your sister.
[14:46] Ran
    I got turned into a panda!
[14:52] Kyon
    If I hadn't gone to the bathroom then...
[14:55] Kyon
    If I had gotten back sooner...
[14:57] Ran
    Hey! Stop laughing!
[14:58] Yurine
    That was one amazing panda
    if it could use a curse like that.
[15:02] Jashin
    Does that even happen?!
[15:03] Kyon
    It had to be one with really strong powers.
[15:06] Jashin
    If it had such strong powers,
    why was it in a cage?
[15:09] Yurine
    Wouldn't the curse go away if
    you did something to that panda?
[15:13] Ran
    The panda died the very next day.
[15:16] Ran
    From overeating.
[15:19] Yurine
    Shut up!
[15:21] Kyon
    We came to the human realm
    because a high-ranking Hell denizen
[15:24] Kyon
    said we might find a way
    to lift the curse here.
[15:26] Yurine
    So that's what happened.
[15:29] Yurine
    You did return to normal temporarily
    by eating human candy,
[15:32] Yurine
    so there might really be a way to undo it here.
[15:35] Jashin
    Yeah, my strawberry milk candy.
[15:38] Jashin
    Oh, I know!
[15:40] Jashin
    If you became a panda while looking
    at one and wishing you were one,
[15:43] Jashin
    maybe if you look at a human and
    wish you were one, you'll become one.
[15:46] Yurine
    Are you really that stupid?
[15:48] Jashin
    Stupid... you say?
[15:48] Yurine
    Did you not hear how strong
    this panda's powers were?
[15:51] Yurine
    No ordinary human has that kind of power.
[15:54] Yurine
    Right?
[15:56] Kyon
    Stare...
SIGN    Stare
[15:57] Kyon
    Stare...
[16:01] DevilA
    Rest in panda.
SIGN    Hell Giant Panda
[16:07] Kyon
    Not yet?
[16:09] Ran
    Not yet.
[16:10] Kyon
    Turning into a human sure takes a while.
[16:12] ---
    Sure does.
SIGN    Shlup
    Shlup
SIGN    Shlup
    Shlup
SIGN    Shlup
    Shlup
SIGN    Shlup
    Shlup
SIGN    Shlup
    Shlup
SIGN    Wi
SIGN    Shlupshlupshlupshlup
SIGN    Shlup shlup
SIGN    shlup shlup
SIGN    Shlupshlupshlupshlup
SIGN    Shlup shlup
SIGN    shlup shlup
SIGN    Shlupshlupshlupshlup
SIGN    Shlup shlup
SIGN    shlup shlup
SIGN    Shlupshlupshlupshlup
SIGN    Shlup shlup
SIGN    shlup shlup
SIGN    Shlupshlupshlupshlup
SIGN    Shlup shlup
SIGN    shlup shlup
SIGN    Shlupshlupshlupshlup
SIGN    Shlup shlup
SIGN    shlup shlup
SIGN    Shlupshlupshlupshlup
SIGN    Shlup shlup
SIGN    shlup shlup
SIGN    Shlupshlupshlupshlup
SIGN    Shlup shlup
SIGN    shlup shlup
SIGN    Shlupshlupshlupshlup
SIGN    Shlup shlup
SIGN    shlup shlup
SIGN    Shlupshlupshlupshlup
SIGN    Shlup shlup
SIGN    shlup shlup
SIGN    Shlupshlupshlupshlup
SIGN    Wig
[16:28] Chiba
    Here it comes, Mr. Katsura!
[16:31] Katsura
    Now you've done it, Mr. Chiba!
[16:34] Katsura
    Mr. Ozaki, you're open!
[16:36] Katsura
    Yes! I sniped Mr. Ozaki!
[16:41] Ozaki
    Hey! Stop! Stop! Wait!
[16:51] Jashin
    Happy New... Year!
[16:55] Jashin
    We're gonna have fun with
    a snowball fight today!
[16:57] Jashin
    Let's split up into teams!
[17:00] Jashin
    Medusa, you're on my team.
[17:02] Jashin
    Beth, you're with me, too.
SIGN    I'll come back alive
SIGN    m 0 0 l 100 0 100 100 0 100
SIGN    I'll wait
    for you
[17:07] Jashin
    We're doing this snowball fight Hell-style.
[17:09] Jashin
    No shelters of any kind allowed!
[17:11] Jashin
    The team that leaves all of their
    opponents unable to fight wins.
[17:14] Jashin
    And the winning team
SIGN    Winners
SIGN    Hell-Style
    Snowball Fight
[17:17] Jashin
    will receive an Amazon
    gift card for 30,000 yen!
[17:21] Minos
    We've gotta win!
[17:22] Yurine
    Who's providing that prize?
[17:25] Jashin
    Who else? Koichiro-sama, of course!
[17:28] Yurine
    We appreciate all you do for us.
[17:30] Jashin
    By the way...
[17:32] Jashin
    I put you on my team so
    I'd get the prize all to myself.
[17:35] Jashin
    I mean, you don't need it, right?
[17:36] Medusa
    Right...
[17:37] Jashin
    I'll buy you two some Nessie meat
    from the grocery store when I win.
SIGN    I swear I'll back alive
SIGN    come
[17:42] Jashin
    On that note...
[17:44] Jashin
    You're first! Die, brat!
[17:50] Jashin
    Pathetic! Your leg broke!
[17:54] Jashin
    Weren't all those milk deliveries
    supposed to be toughening you up?
[18:01] Medusa
    J-Jashin-chan!
[18:02] Medusa
    Did you throw that rock-hard ball of ice at her?!
[18:06] Jashin
    Damn right I did!
[18:08] Jashin
    I've had them in the
    freezer since last night!
[18:11] Jashin
    You're lucky you only
    lost one leg after a hit
[18:14] Jashin
    from one of my special snowballs!
[18:16] Minos
    You can't fight with that leg.
[18:18] Minos
    Just rest, Per-chan.
SIGN    Yeah... I can't go on...
[18:23] Minos
    Per-chan?!
[18:24] Jashin
    That's one down!
SIGN    Yurine-chan, Minos-oneechan...
SIGN    Make Jashin-chan feel the same pain I feel...
SIGN    Flop.
[18:34] Minos
    Per-chan!
[18:36] Minos
    All right! You can count on us!
SIGN    Ow....
SIGN    Ow....
[18:38] Yurine
    Here. It's one of my own snowballs.
[18:41] Minos
    Okay!
[18:43] Yurine
    Up you go.
[18:45] Minos
    Wow! It's rock-hard!
[18:49] Yusa
    I'll help you two, as well.
[18:52] Jashin
    Hey! You guys!
[18:53] Minos
    All right! Commence counterattack!
[18:56] Jashin
    Damn you all!
[19:05] Jashin
    There's no point if none of them hit me!
[19:09] Minos
    Damn. I just can't seem to hit her.
[19:11] Yurine
    Minos, do you have a handle
    on your ball control?
[19:14] Medusa
    Um...
[19:15] Medusa
    I'm scared, so I'm withdrawing.
[19:17] Jashin
    Withdrawing?! That was nothing!
[19:20] Medusa
    But...
[19:21] Medusa
    Minos has never been able
    to control her strength...
[19:24] Jashin
    You coward!
[19:26] Jashin
    I never needed you in the
    first place, you dummy!
[19:29] Medusa
    I'm sorry.
[19:29] Jashin
    Damn it! I was going to
    use Medusa as a shield!
[19:33] Jashin
    That didn't go as planned...
[19:33] Minos
    You should be paying attention!
[19:39] Jashin
    Hey, watch it!
[19:41] Jashin
    Aw, hell.
[19:43] Jashin
    I don't even care anymore,
    so I'll end this with a hand grenade!
[19:46] Minos
    Whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa!
[19:48] Minos
    Are you kidding me?!
[19:54] Yurine
    That was dangerous.
[19:56] Jashin
    Tch. So Yurine managed to dodge that?
[19:59] Minos
    Using anything but snowballs is unfair...
SIGN    m 0 0 l 100 0 100 100 0 100
SIGN    Incapacitated
[20:02] Jashin
    Of course it would turn out this way...
[20:04] Jashin
    Well, Yurine,
[20:05] Jashin
    I guess this means we haven't
    escaped our showdown of destiny.
[20:11] Yurine
    When did a snowball fight
    become our showdown of destiny?
[20:14] Jashin
    Ready, Yurine? Time for the final battle!
[20:21] Yurine
    You just pointed at me.
[20:23] Jashin
    Huh?
SIGN    Calamari
[20:24] Tangan
    Allow me to explain!
[20:25] Tangan
    Yurine was so enraged over being pointed at,
[20:27] Tangan
    she launched a super powerful
    snowball faster than the eye can see,
SIGN    Sound Barrier
[20:31] Tangan
    punching a hole right
    through Jashin-chan's belly!
SIGN    Sound Barrier
SIGN    Sound Barrier
SIGN    Calamari
[20:35] Tangan
    That's it!
[20:37] Tangan
    Yubeshi!
SIGN    Calamari
SIGN    Calamari
[20:43] Jashin
    There's a hole in me...
SIGN    Calamari
SIGN    What the hell is this...
SIGN    Calamari
[20:45] Jashin
    It's... so cold...
SIGN    Calamari
[20:49] Medusa
    Jashin-chan!
[20:51] Yurine
    I think I like "Hell-style" snowball fights.
[20:54] Minos
    Man, you're strong, Yurine-chan!
[20:56] Jashin
    So cold... And everything's dark...
[20:56] Medusa
    Jashin-chan!
[20:59] Jashin
    In my final moments, I'm going to sing.
[21:02] [SONG] Jashin
    The bookstore faced north
[21:03] Minos
    All that exercise made me hungry.
[21:07] Minos
    Aren't you hungry too, Per-chan?
[21:08] [SONG] Jashin
    The window in our room was cracked
SIGN    Yeah... I am.
[21:11] Poporon
    Hey, I brought your order,
    but there's no one inside.
[21:14] [SONG] Jashin
    Of course, since it faced north,
[21:15] Poporon
    What's all this?!
SIGN    Poporon-chan!
[21:17] Minos
    Hey, perfect timing!
[21:19] Poporon
    What on earth happened here?
[21:20] [SONG] Jashin
    It was covered in white and frozen
[21:20] Pino
    It's been awfully noisy out here.
[21:24] Pino
    Our beautiful garden
    is covered in white snow!
[21:26] [SONG] Jashin
    The stove glowed red
SIGN    Want to join our snowball fight, Poporon-chan?
[21:29] Poporon
    Why is Meat and Potatoes singing?
[21:29] [SONG] Jashin
    All the sound in the apartment faded away
[21:32] Minos
    Thanks! We'll play one more
    round after we eat this!
[21:32] [SONG] Jashin
    In our four-and-a-half-mat igloo
[21:35] Yurine
    Would you like to join us, Miss Custodian?
[21:35] [SONG] Jashin
    We didn't worry about sleeping
    with our heads pointing north
[21:37] Pino
    H-Huh?
[21:39] Minos
    Play with us, Miss Custodian!
[21:41] [SONG] Jashin
    I watched over you until
    morning while you slept
[21:43] Pekola
    Wow! No matter how much
    I eat, it never runs out!
[21:46] Pekola
    It really is manna!
[21:47] Pekola
    It's so white and cold...
[21:47] [SONG] Jashin
    As we went on having happy dreams
[21:49] Pekola
    Oh, it's red!
[21:53] [SONG] Jashin
    Ah, Jinbocho, our spring is so far off
[21:53] Yurine
    I guess you're more interested
    in food than in snowball fights.
[21:57] Mei
    Orochimaru!
[21:59] [SONG] Jashin
    Ah, Jinbocho, beyond our
    sepia-colored white window
[21:59] Mei
    A Happy New Year!
[22:02] Mei
    Look, look! I wanted you to see this outfit,
[22:05] Mei
    so I came to see you on
    my way from the shrine!
[22:25] DevilA
    So, everyone, do you remember
[22:27] DevilA
    the assignment Jashin-chan
    gave you at the start of the series?
[22:30] DevilA
    How many dropkicks did Jashin-chan do?
[22:32] DevilA
    The correct answer is...
[22:34] Jashin
    Here's one straight to
    the bottom of your heart.
[22:37] Jashin
    Jashin-chan Dropkick! A Happy New Year!
[23:16] Medusa
    There!
SIGN    Now you've done it! Take that!
[23:18] Kyon
    Isn't this fun, Onee-chan?
[23:19] Yusa
    I'll treat you all to shaved ice later.
[23:21] Pekola
    Shaved ice!
[23:22] Mei
    Before I snipe Orochimaru,
    you're my target!
[23:22] Minos
    All right!
[23:25] Pino
    I haven't had a snowball fight
    in millennia! This is exciting!
[23:25] Poporon
    When it's this cold?
[23:29] Yurine
    I guess it might be fun to do
    things like this now and then.
[23:33] Jashin
    Hope you don't mind me
    sticking around a while longer!
[23:36] Jashin
    Hasta la vista, baby!

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SIGN    shad0\bord2\b1\be1\fax-0.4\fscx70\fs28\fscy90\pos(335.333,306)\3c&H000000&\c&HF0F0F3&}I'm going to show you all of Dropkick on My Devil!*
SIGN    What!?
SIGN    You're doing a recap episode?!
SIGN    No! It's a special!
SIGN    No matter what anyone calls it, it's a special!
SIGN    How is that different from a recap?!
    I love you!
SIGN    I loved you, too!
[01:53] DevilA
    It started as a black market
    after World War II,
[01:56] DevilA
    then it became Electric Town,
[01:58] DevilA
    and then a computer town.
[02:01] DevilA
    And now, it's the biggest
    otaku city in the world.
[02:05] DevilA
    It is Akihabara.
[02:08] Yurine
    And about one kilometer west of Akihabara
[02:12] Yurine
    is Kanda Jinbocho, a district
    of Chiyoda Ward, Tokyo.
[02:16] Yurine
    It's the largest bookstore
    town in the world.
[02:19] Yurine
    and it's where this series takes place.
[02:21] Jashin
    Azusa 2!
SIGN    Unhappy Turn
[02:23] Jashin
    Why?! Why did you have to die?!
[02:25] Jashin
    Damn that Yurine! It's all Yurine's fault!
[02:29] Jashin
    It's all Yurine's fault
    my beloved Azusa 2 died!
[02:34] Yurine
    It was your fault.
[02:35] Jashin
    She even lived through the
    prophecy of Nostradamus!
[02:39] Yurine
    Did she?
[02:40] Jashin
    Yes, she did!
[02:41] Jashin
    Dropkick on My Devil! is
    a story about fighting off
[02:45] Jashin
    a great king of terror that descended
    in the seventh month of 1999!
[02:50] Jashin
    Using my deadly Royal Copenhagen
    and my super deadly dropkick,
[02:55] Jashin
    I fought off the great king of terror!
[02:57] Yurine
    Oh, right. That's right. Right, right.
[03:00] Jashin
    But...
[03:00] Jashin
    That battle was won at far too great a cost.
[03:03] Jashin
    The only survivors left on Earth
[03:06] Jashin
    were me, you, and Azusa 2.
[03:09] Jashin
    We were the only three
    survivors left on Earth...
[03:12] Jashin
    Instead of candies, I sucked on marbles...
[03:14] Jashin
    I went on living the best I could...
[03:16] Jashin
    Sometimes I was a smart-aleck,
[03:16] JashincBG
    Stupid! Stupid!
[03:18] Jashin
    even became the Smart-Aleck Devil...
SIGN    Smart-Aleck Devil
[03:20] Jashin
    I did the best I could...
[03:22] Jashin
    And then my precious
    Azusa 2... My Azusa 2...
SIGN    Unhappy Turn
SIGN    Unhappy Turn
[03:28] Jashin
    Azusa 2!
[03:33] Jashin
    Now Yurine and I are the
    only ones left on Earth!
[03:36] Jashin
    Oh, Phoenix, are you telling me
     that this is our destiny?
[03:39] (Flashback) JashinBG
    This curry's so good!
[03:41] Jashin
    God, if you exist, you're too cruel!
[03:44] Jashin
    Why the hell do we even have doctors?!
[03:47] Yurine
    How long are you going to drag this out?
[03:49] Yurine
    Also, you're mixing a bunch
    of different things together.
[03:52] Jashin
    I'm easily influenced by the things
    I've recently seen and read!
[03:57] Yurine
    So it seems.
SIGN    Wig
[03:58] Jashin
    Like a dry sponge,
[04:00] Jashin
    I quickly absorb anything and everything!
[04:04] Yurine
    You need to give a proper explanation,
[04:06] Yurine
    or the viewers won't have
    any idea what DropDev is about.
[04:10] Jashin
    Aw, we don't need to explain it.
[04:14] Jashin
    It's not like anyone watching this
    is seeing the show for the first time.
[04:19] Yurine
    That's the first time I've heard
    it shortened to "DropDev."
[04:22] Yurine
    But you know, Jashin-chan,
[04:24] Yurine
    I suspect there are some benevolent viewers
    watching the show for the first time today.
[04:29] Yurine
    Even if there's only one,
[04:31] ---
    you need to explain it properly for them.
[04:34] Jashin
    Fine! I will!
[04:36] Jashin
    Yes... I am a mermaid.
[04:38] Yurine
    No, you're not.
[04:39] Jashin
    I'm close enough to being one!
[04:40] Yurine
    You're not a fish. You're a snake.
[04:43] Jashin
    I, a mermaid, fell in love with a prince,
[04:46] Jashin
    and wished for human legs...
[04:49] Jashin
    so I made a deal with a witch!
[04:51] Yurine
    That's The Little Mermaid.
[04:53] Jashin
    A lot happens, and in the end, I turn into foam.
[04:56] Jashin
    I will now sing.
[04:58] Yurine
    Sing what?
[04:59] Jashin
    "Part of Your—"
[05:00] Yurine
    Don't you dare.
[05:01] Jashin
    Why not?
[05:02] Yurine
    It may be safe for the on-air version
    since we have a comprehensive contract,
[05:06] Yurine
    but when it's shown elsewhere, it'll probably...
[05:09] Yurine
    No, it'll definitely cause big problems.
[05:12] Jashin
    Hmph! All right, fine.
    I'll give a serious explanation.
[05:16] Jashin
    Dropkick on My Devil! is...
[05:18] Yurine
    Yes?
[05:19] Jashin
    A story of love!
[05:21] Yurine
    Love?
[05:22] Jashin
    Yes! Love!
[05:23] Jashin
    Human love,
[05:25] Jashin
    devil love,
SIGN    New Release
SIGN    New Release
SIGN    New Release
SIGN    Shiraishi Mari
SIGN    Shiraishi Mari
SIGN    An
    Angel's
    Work
[05:26] Jashin
    angel love,
SIGN    New Release
SIGN    New Release
SIGN    New Release
SIGN    Shiraishi Mari
SIGN    Shiraishi Mari
SIGN    An
    Angel's
    Work
[05:27] Jashin
    fallen angel love,
[05:28] Jashin
    idol love,
[05:29] Jashin
    cop love,
SIGN    Life Theater
[05:30] Jashin
    pachinko love,
[05:31] Jashin
    beef love,
[05:32] Jashin
    ATM love,
SIGN    Life Theater
[05:33] Jashin
    pachinko love...
[05:34] Jashin
    It's a story about every type of love.
[05:38] Yurine
    You said "pachinko love" twice.
[05:40] Jashin
    I'm bonafide, born-and-bred
    pachinko trash to the core!
[05:44] Jashin
    Important things are worth saying
    twice! Everyone knows that!
[05:48] Yurine
    Why are you so confident about that?
[05:50] Jashin
    Love! In Japanese, that's "ai"!
SIGN    Love
SIGN    Love
SIGN    Love
SIGN    Ai
SIGN    Ai
[05:52] Jashin
    "Ai," just like AI!
[05:54] Jashin
    Not the one that means
    "artificial insemination."
[05:56] Jashin
    "A" as in "a-i-u-e-o,"
SIGN    A
[05:58] Jashin
    and "i" as in "a-i-u-e-o"!
SIGN    I
[05:59] Jashin
    That is love!
SIGN    That is...
SIGN    Love
SIGN    Love
SIGN    Love
[06:01] Jashin
    Love overflows!
SIGN    Urp
SIGN    Urp
SIGN    Urp
[06:02] Jashin
    Young or old, male or female...
SIGN    Buono
[06:04] Jashin
    No, things like age, sex, nationality,
SIGN    Delicious
SIGN    Masisseoyo
[06:06] ---
    race, skin color, language,
    and tsuchinoko don't matter!
SIGN    walnuts
SIGN    Tastes
     like
[06:09] Jashin
    Dropkick on My Devil! is a hymn of life
    dedicated to all beings in this universe!
[06:16] Yurine
    You seem to think you're saying
    something really great,
[06:19] Yurine
    but I have no clue what
    you're talking about.
[06:21] Yurine
    Not one.
[06:22] Yurine
    All clues are fleeing the scene.
[06:23] Jashin
    What? You have fleas?
[06:25] Jashin
    Not "fleas"! It means
    nothing's resonating with me.
[06:28] Jashin
    That's the stuff that
    hardens under UV light!
[06:30] Yurine
    That's resin.
[06:31] Jashin
    The thing you steam food in?
[06:33] Yurine
    That's a tajine.
[06:34] Jashin
    Jitterin' Ji—
[06:35] Yurine
    Forget it.
[06:37] Yurine
    Letting you explain the show
    is getting us nowhere,
[06:41] Yurine
    so I'll do it myself.
[06:43] Yurine
    Dropkick on My Devil! is...
[06:45] Yurine
    Yes, it all began on that day.
[06:49] (Flashback) Yurine
    Zazas, zazas, nasatanada zazas.
[06:54] (Flashback) Yurine
    Zurolo, zoas, nanomiala, hekau.
[06:57] (Flashback) Yurine
    Zurazza, zavai...
[06:59] (Flashback) Yurine
    Infernum.
[07:05] (Flashback) Yurine
    The wind...
[07:11] (Flashback) Yurine
    It's coming.
[07:25] (Flashback) Yurine
    So you've finally appeared.
[07:32] (Flashback) Yurine
    Do you know how long
    I've awaited this moment?
[07:38] (Flashback) Yurine
    You won't escape!
[07:40] (Flashback) Yurine
    God! Evil god!
[07:43] (Flashback) Yurine
    Come forth from eternal Gehenna,
[07:45] (Flashback) Yurine
    and through Sheol, obtain a human body!
[07:49] (Flashback) Yurine
    Zazas, zazas, nasatanada zazas...
[07:52] (Flashback) Yurine
    I summon you, evil god!
[08:33] (Flashback) Jashin
    Was it you who summoned me?
[08:39] (Flashback) Yurine
    Yes, that's right.
[08:42] (Flashback) Yurine
    I summoned you.
[08:45] Yurine
    This is the bloody story of a sinful girl.
[08:50] Yurine
    That's the story.
[08:52] Jashin
    But that's all lies, too!
[08:53] Yurine
    It's not a lie. It's just
    a little exaggerated.
[08:56] Jashin
    You're mincing words! Like minced fish meat!
SIGN    The white of minced fish
[09:01] Jashin
    Oh, yeah! I think I'll make
    oden for dinner tonight!
[09:03] Jashin
    It'll have eggs, konjac, daikon,
[09:05] Jashin
    chikuwa, hanpen, and kamaboko!
[09:07] Yurine
    I can't wait.
[09:08] Yurine
    Hang on, that doesn't matter.
    You need to explain Dropkick on My Devil!
[09:13] Jashin
    Okay, I will!
[09:15] Jashin
    So, like, basically, Yurine
    summoned me just for kicks,
[09:20] Jashin
    and I couldn't return to Hell
    unless I killed my summoner,
[09:24] Jashin
    so I've been using my
    dropkick to try to kill Yurine,
[09:27] Jashin
    but I blow it every time...
[09:29] Yurine
    Can you sound like you
    actually care, please?
[09:31] Jashin
    So I started living in Jinbocho.
[09:34] Jashin
    My childhood friend, ATM,
    also known as Medusa,
SIGN    10,000 Yen
SIGN    10,000 Yen
[09:37] ---
    comes to visit and bring
    me money now and then.
[09:39] Jashin
    Oh, by the way, "ATM" stands
    for Automated Teller Machine.
[09:44] Yurine
    That it does.
[09:45] Jashin
    Medusa's completely helpless without me.
[09:48] Yurine
    You've got it backwards.
[09:50] Jashin
    She should just be grateful
    that I accept her money.
[09:53] Yurine
    Who do you think you are?
SIGN    Thus
[09:55] Jashin
    And there are other devils
    in this apartment building, too.
[09:58] Jashin
    There's Minos, my other childhood friend,
[10:00] Jashin
    and the daughter of my teacher
    from Hell Elementary School,
[10:03] Jashin
    the impudent Persephone II.
SIGN    Kanda
SIGN    Suzuran
SIGN    Street
[10:05] Jashin
    Also living in this town are:
[10:07] Jashin
    the fallen angels Pekola, Poporon, and Pino.
[10:11] Jashin
    They're pitiful little lambs who lost
    their halos and can't return to Heaven.
[10:16] Jashin
    There's also the crazy police
    officer, Tachibana Mei,
[10:20] Jashin
    plus Yusa and Koji,
[10:21] Jashin
    the jiangshi sisters,
[10:22] Jashin
    and our pet, Beth,
[10:24] ---
    Wahahahahahahaha
[10:24] Jashin
    joining us in this anime full of
    laughter, tears, and social value.
[10:25] Jashin
    National Health Insurance
SIGN    National Pension
SIGN    Tokyo Residential Tax
SIGN    National Tax
SIGN    Consumption Tax
[10:27] Jashin
    And that's Dropkick on My Devil!
[10:30] Yurine
    That was pretty vague,
    but you did explain all of it.
[10:33] Jashin
    Whew, finally done!
[10:35] Jashin
    Now, Yurine, if you don't mind, please die.
[10:38] Yurine
    I do mind.
[10:39] Jashin
    You keep saying you don't want to,
[10:41] Jashin
    but your body doesn't lie!
[10:43] Jashin
    Your body insists that it wants to die.
SIGN    Puttsun
SIGN    Pudding
[10:45] Jashin
    I'll grant you death, then!
[10:47] Jashin
    If you won't die yourself,
    I'll kill you, Hanazono Yurine!
[10:50] Jashin
    Take this! Jashin-chan
    Dropkick: The Special!
[10:53] Yurine
    And I'll just hit you back with my fist!
[10:56] Jashin
    Ow! You hit me with your fist!
[10:59] Jashin
    That's domestic violence!
    Domestic violence is wrong!
[11:01] Jashin
    War is wrong! We are all
    brothers! Love and peace!
[11:04] Yurine
    You never learn, do you?
[11:06] Yurine
    You know full well that you can't kill me.
[11:12] Jashin
    B-But if I don't kill you,
    I can't go back to Hell!
[11:16] Jashin
    What can I do? Should I stop
    relying on my dropkick?
[11:20] Jashin
    No, that would shatter
    this anime's identity!
[11:24] Jashin
    What do I do?
[11:25] Jashin
    What should I do?
[11:27] Jashin
    What can I... What can I...
[11:32] Jashin
    Okay! I'm going to sing!
[11:34] Jashin
    "Part of Your"—
[11:35] Yurine
    Turn into foam and die.
[11:41] Yurine
    What now? We explained all there
    was to explain in the A part.
[11:46] Yurine
    What should we do for the B part?
[11:48] Jashin
    Let's go play pachinko!
[11:50] Yurine
    What's fun about watching you
    play pachinko for ten minutes?
[11:55] Jashin
    Okay, then. This time, I'll really sing!
[11:57] Yurine
    Why?
[11:58] Jashin
    I have a song that just happens
    to be ten minutes long!
[12:01] Jashin
    A ten-minute full chorus on TV!
[12:03] Jashin
    It's sure to become a trending topic!
[12:05] Jashin
    Yurine, get in the futon
    and act like you're sick!
[12:10] Yurine
    Huh?
[12:10] Jashin
    I have to deal with our
    flashback clip selection!
[12:13] Jashin
    Here you go. Your futon is ready.
[12:16] Jashin
    It's all good, it's all good!
[12:21] [SONG] Song
    The bookstore I visited
    with you on that day
[12:27] [SONG] Song
    Turned into a convenience
    store at some point
[12:33] [SONG] Song
    The curry place where I was stood up
[12:39] [SONG] Song
    Still serves potatoes with its curry
[12:45] [SONG] Song
    You're a bookworm
[12:48] [SONG] Song
    And I'm your freeloader
[12:51] [SONG] Song
    Our four-and-a-half-mat room
[12:55] [SONG] Song
    Was buried in books
[13:00] [SONG] Song
    You seemed happy there
[13:06] [SONG] Song
    But I was always worried
    that the floor would cave in
[13:12] [SONG] Song
    Ah, Jinbocho, the youth we spent together
[13:18] [SONG] Song
    Ah, Jinbocho, those sepia-colored blue days
[13:33] [SONG] Song
    The bookstore faced north
[13:39] [SONG] Song
    The window in our room was cracked
[13:45] [SONG] Song
    Of course, since it faced north,
[13:52] [SONG] Song
    It was covered in white and frozen
[13:58] [SONG] Song
    The stove glowed red
[14:01] [SONG] Song
    All the sound in the apartment faded away
[14:04] [SONG] Song
    In our four-and-a-half-mat igloo
[14:07] [SONG] Song
    We didn't worry about sleeping
    with our heads pointing north
[14:13] [SONG] Song
    I watched over you until
    morning while you slept
[14:18] [SONG] Song
    As we went on having happy dreams
[14:24] [SONG] Song
    Ah, Jinbocho, our spring is so far off
[14:31] [SONG] Song
    Ah, Jinbocho, beyond our
    sepia-colored white window
[15:13] [SONG] Song
    When you tied up my hair for me
[15:18] [SONG] Song
    I didn't want to let it down at bedtime
[15:24] [SONG] Song
    Long hair was so hot in summer
[15:30] [SONG] Song
    Beads of sweat shone on my nape
[15:36] [SONG] Song
    I know you told me
[15:39] [SONG] Song
    That I should just cut it short
[15:42] [SONG] Song
    Our four-and-a-half-mat room was a sauna
[15:46] [SONG] Song
    But we could hear the
    fireworks in the distance
[15:51] [SONG] Song
    Your fingers gently stroked my hair
SIGN    ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
SIGN    Gyaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaah
SIGN    ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
SIGN    ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
SIGN    Gyaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaah
SIGN    ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
SIGN    Death NOT
SIGN    Death NOT
SIGN    Death NOT
SIGN    Death NOT
SIGN    Death NOT
[15:58] [SONG] Song
    I wanted those fingers
    to tie it up for me again
[16:03] [SONG] Song
    Ah, Jinbocho, I never did cut my hair
SIGN    Human
[16:09] [SONG] Song
    Ah, Jinbocho, that sepia-colored wind of love
SIGN    Life Theater
[16:30] [SONG] Song
    I didn't want to work
[16:36] [SONG] Song
    But I wanted lots of money
[16:42] [SONG] Song
    Then I could've stayed with you
[16:48] [SONG] Song
    Close to you forever and ever
[16:54] [SONG] Song
    I never imagined
[16:57] [SONG] Song
    I never even dreamed
[17:00] [SONG] Song
    How comfortable this four-
    and-a-half-mat room would feel
[17:04] [SONG] Song
    I thought I could cling to it forever
[17:09] [SONG] Song
    I wanted to buy your time with money
[17:15] [SONG] Song
    And stay with you in this room
[17:21] [SONG] Song
    Ah, Jinbocho, a fragrant
    Eden where lilies bloom
[17:27] [SONG] Song
    Ah, Jinbocho, a sepia-colored flower garden
SIGN    Amatsuka Noel Autograph Event
[18:15] [SONG] Song
    I absolutely hate you
[18:21] [SONG] Song
    You stole my life from me
[18:27] [SONG] Song
    I hate you so much
[18:33] [SONG] Song
    I wish we had never met
[18:40] [SONG] Song
    I never thought we would part
[18:42] [SONG] Song
    My tears never dried
[18:45] [SONG] Song
    Our four-and-a-half-mat
    room turned into a vacant lot
[18:49] [SONG] Song
    I absolutely hate you
[18:55] [SONG] Song
    If I had to see you again
[19:00] [SONG] Song
    I'd sell my soul to the devil
[19:06] [SONG] Song
    Ah, Jinbocho, time would tear us apart
[19:12] [SONG] Song
    Ah, Jinbocho, as sepia-
    colored dead leaves fall
[19:27] [SONG] Song
    As I walk up the slope of Kudanshita
[19:33] [SONG] Song
    I lift a red balloon to my lips
[19:39] [SONG] Song
    And blow our memories into it
[19:45] [SONG] Song
    Then send it flying once it's full
[19:51] [SONG] Song
    Shine far in the distance
[19:55] [SONG] Song
    In a faraway sky I've never seen
[19:57] [SONG] Song
    In that four-and-a-half-mat
    room in the town from the book
[20:01] [SONG] Song
    I pray happiness will sprout
[20:06] [SONG] Song
    When I see your back on
    the insides of my eyelids
[20:12] [SONG] Song
    I hold back tears and softly kick you
[20:18] [SONG] Song
    Ah, Jinbocho, I guess
    an elegy is all about love
[20:24] [SONG] Song
    Ah, Jinbocho, a sepia-colored love song
[20:39] [SONG] Song
    The bookstore I visited
    with you on that day
[20:45] [SONG] Song
    Turned into a convenience
    store at some point
[20:51] [SONG] Song
    The curry place where I was stood up
[20:58] [SONG] Song
    Still serves potatoes with its curry
[21:03] [SONG] Song
    Ah, Jinbocho, the youth we spent together
[21:09] [SONG] Song
    Ah, Jinbocho, those sepia-colored blue days
[21:27] Jashin
    Well? Did that explain everything
    about Dropkick on My Devil! or what?
[21:31] Yurine
    Yes, very clearly.
[21:33] Yurine
    And they all lived happily ever after, huh?
SIGN    Wahahahahahahaha
[21:39] Yurine
    Azusa 2 never showed up
    in the anime, though.
SIGN    Did you enjoy the Dropkick
    on My Devil!
special?!
SIGN    How was it different from a recap?!
SIGN    What made it just a "special"?!
SIGN    Don't think. Just feel.
SIGN    The answer is in your heart!!
SIGN    You're right! You're still the one I...
SIGN    ♥
SIGN    ♥
SIGN    Right? I landed a dropkick on your heart ♥
SIGN    I loved you, too!
SIGN    See
SIGN    See
SIGN    See
SIGN    See
SIGN    See
SIGN    See
SIGN    See
SIGN    See
SIGN    See
SIGN    You
SIGN    You
SIGN    You
SIGN    You
SIGN    You
SIGN    You
SIGN    You
SIGN    You
SIGN    You
SIGN    Again
SIGN    Again
SIGN    Again
SIGN    Again
SIGN    Again
SIGN    Again
SIGN    Again
SIGN    Again
SIGN    Again

E12 - Chapter Chitose

Source: Crunchyroll
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(Please feel free to edit the speaker names if incomplete or inaccurate. Names are handled on a best-effort basis depending on the info on the source file. Dialogue is left as is.)
SIGN    TRAVEL
[00:06] ---
    Welcome to Chitose City
[00:06] ---
    A Lake Shikotsu
    Specialty, Red Salmon
[00:06] ---
    Lake Shikotsu
    Cod
[00:06] ---
    A Useless and
    Adorable Devil
    Jashin-chan
    (CV. Suzuki Aina)
[00:06] ---
    Japan's Northernmost
    Ice-Free Lake
    Lake Shikotsu
[00:06] ---
    A JSCE Heritage
    Site
    Yamasentetsu
    Bridge
[00:06] ---
    The Closest Town
[00:06] ---
    To The Sky
[00:06] ---
    In Hokkaido
[00:06] ---
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[00:06] ---
    Suzuki Aina
    
    A voice actress born and raised in
    Chitose, Hokkaido, who played Ohara
    Mai in the anime Love Live! Sunshine!!
    and was later active as a member of
    Aqours, even appearing in Kohaku
    Uta Gassen in 2018. In the Dropkick on
    My Devil!
anime, she stars as Jashin-chan.
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    shad0\bord0\blur0.5\fs11\b1\fscx75\1a&H10&\fscy90\fnTimes New Roman\an2\i1\move(512.667,286,512.667,337)}Dropkick on My Devil!* supports Chitose City.
[00:06] ---
    Dropkick on My Devil!
[00:06] ---
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[00:06] ---
    Hope you enjoyed
    Season 2 too!
[00:09] ---
    Welcome to Chitose City
[00:09] ---
    The Closest Town
[00:09] ---
    To The Sky
[00:09] ---
    In Hokkaido
[00:14] Mai
    Wow, it's beautiful!
[00:15] ---
    Lake Shikotsu
[00:15] ---
    Lake Shikotsu
[00:15] ---
    Lake Shikotsu
[00:17] Mai
    Today, we're visiting Lake Shikotsu
    in Chitose City, Hokkaido!
[00:23] Mai
    Lake Shikotsu boasted the best water
    quality in all Japan for eleven years!
[00:27] Mai
    Oh, but it's second-best now.
[00:28] Medusa
    Jashin-chan, is that Doryuryun Pudding?
[00:28] Mai
    What? Don't tell them that?
[00:31] Jashin
    You noticed?
[00:31] Mai
    Sorry! We'll cut that part out.
[00:31] ---
    Doryuryun
    Pudding
[00:31] ---
    Doryuryun
    Pudding
[00:31] ---
    Doryuryun
    Pudding
[00:31] ---
    Doryuryun
    Pudding
[00:32] Jashin
    It was a thank-you gift for paying
    the hometown tax in Hell.
[00:34] Mai
    What? You're using it?
[00:35] Jashin
    Yurine paid the tax and got it for me.
[00:36] Mai
    I'm sorry. I'll just shut up.
[00:38] Medusa
    That pudding is so good.
[00:40] Jashin
    It's so good, this is the last one.
[00:40] Minos
    What a pretty place.
[00:42] Medusa
    Huh?
[00:43] Jashin
    It makes me feel about as
    wibbly-wobbly as the name sounds!
SIGN    That reporter's annoying, though.
[00:47] Minos
    She looks familiar...
[00:48] Mai
    Orochimaru, are you watching?
[00:50] Medusa
    Wait, are you eating
    Yurine-san's share, too?
[00:50] Mai
    Orochimaru!
[00:52] Jashin
    It was delivered after
    Yurine left this morning,
[00:55] Jashin
    so I'm eating this now to
    destroy all the evidence.
[00:59] Yurine
    I'm home.
[01:02] Yurine
    Well?
[01:03] Yurine
    Is there anything you'd like to tell me?
[02:42] ---
    Hokkaido
[02:42] ---
    BuBuBu
[02:42] ---
    BuBuBu
[02:42] ---
    BuBuBu
[02:42] ---
    Chitose City
[02:42] ---
    Chitose City
[02:42] ---
    Chitose City
[02:42] ---
    Chitose City
[02:42] ---
    Hokkai
[02:42] ---
    Hokkai
[02:42] ---
    Dropkick
[02:42] ---
    on my Devil!
[02:42] ---
    Welcome to Chitose City
[02:43] Medusa
    Chitose City?
SIGN    That's Jashin-chan.
[02:46] Yurine
    I thought we could all take
    a trip to Hokkaido together.
SIGN    Hokkaido!
[02:50] Minos
    Sounds great! I wanna try jingisukan!
[02:53] Yurine
    This fish called "chippu"
    seems to be famous there.
[02:53] ---
    BuBuBu
[02:53] ---
    BuBuBu
[02:53] ---
    BuBuBu
[02:53] ---
    Hot Spring
    Steamed Buns
[02:56] Yurine
    It's red salmon,
    and it's a specialty of Lake Shikotsu.
SIGN    Looks yummy!
[03:00] ---
    Delicious red flesh with the highest
    quality fat, creating the ultimate flavor!
[03:00] ---
    Delicious red flesh with the highest
    quality fat, creating the ultimate flavor!
[03:00] ---
    Delicious red flesh with the highest
    quality fat, creating the ultimate flavor!
[03:00] ---
    Marukoma Hot
    Spring Hotel
[03:00] ---
    Natural Open-Air Bath
[03:00] ---
    Natural Open-Air Bath
[03:00] ---
    Gaze at the majestic
    Lake Shikotsu
    for a time you
    won't soon forget
[03:00] ---
    Gaze at the majestic
    Lake Shikotsu
    for a time you
    won't soon forget
[03:01] Yurine
    This hot spring looks nice.
[03:02] ---
    Gaze at the majestic
    Lake Shikotsu while
    enjoying a time you
    won't soon forget
[03:02] ---
    Gaze at the majestic
    Lake Shikotsu while
    enjoying a time you
    won't soon forget
[03:02] ---
    Delicious red flesh with the highest
    quality fat, creating the ultimate flavor!
[03:02] ---
    Delicious red flesh with the highest
    quality fat, creating the ultimate flavor!
[03:02] ---
    Delicious red flesh with the highest
    quality fat, creating the ultimate flavor!
[03:02] ---
    Marukoma Hot
    Spring Hotel
[03:02] ---
    Natural Open-Air Bath
[03:02] ---
    Natural Open-Air Bath
[03:03] Medusa
    Oh, is that open-air bath
    connected to Lake Shikotsu?
[03:03] ---
    Marukoma Hot
    Spring Hotel
[03:03] ---
    Natural Open-Air Bath
[03:03] ---
    Natural Open-Air Bath
[03:03] ---
    Gaze at the majestic
    Lake Shikotsu while
    enjoying a time you
    won't soon forget
[03:03] ---
    Gaze at the majestic
    Lake Shikotsu while
    enjoying a time you
    won't soon forget
[03:03] ---
    Delicious red flesh with the highest
    quality fat, creating the ultimate flavor!
[03:03] ---
    Delicious red flesh with the highest
    quality fat, creating the ultimate flavor!
[03:03] ---
    Delicious red flesh with the highest
    quality fat, creating the ultimate flavor!
[03:06] Yurine
    It has such a nice atmosphere.
[03:08] Minos
    Hokkaido, huh?
[03:09] Minos
    I've never been there, but for some
    reason, it feels close to my heart.
[03:15] Jashin
    Sorry to interrupt the fun,
[03:18] Jashin
    but I won't be going.
[03:20] Minos
    Huh?
SIGN    Your face...
[03:21] Medusa
    If you're worried about the cost, I can help.
[03:24] Yurine
    Why did you eat the gift I got in
    return for the hometown tax I paid?
[03:28] Jashin
    Hey, now. Look at me.
    Haven't I been punished enough?
[03:33] Jashin
    Hokkaido is nice. I get that.
[03:36] Jashin
    But how exactly do you expect to get there?
[03:39] Jashin
    Do you realize how far away it is?
[03:40] Minos
    Why don't we go in my car?
[03:42] Jashin
    Your "car" is a bicycle trailer!
    You think it'll carry all of us?!
SIGN    That's not going to work.
[03:47] Yurine
    An airplane?
[03:48] Jashin
    Exactly!
[03:49] Medusa
    Oh, that's right. I forgot
    you were scared of airplanes.
[03:54] Jashin
    There's no way a heavy-ass
    hunk of steel like that can fly!
[03:58] Jashin
    You must be crazy!
[03:59] Medusa
    Jashin-chan, airplanes are perfectly safe.
[04:02] Yurine
    Whew...
[04:03] Yurine
    Since it wasn't actually a big deal,
    I'll go ahead and book the tickets.
[04:06] Jashin
    Did you even hear what I said?!
[04:09] DevilA
    And so...
[04:10] Jashin
    No! No! I don't want to!
[04:13] Yurine
    If you're that dead-set on not going,
    why'd you come to the airport with us?
[04:13] Jashin
    No! No! No! I don't want
    to get on an airplane!
SIGN    I guess she didn't want to stay home alone.
[04:21] Jashin
    I'm not taking a single step from this spot!
[04:24] Jashin
    I refuse to get on that plane!
[04:26] Minos
    Should we take my car after all?
[04:29] Yurine
    All right, fine.
[04:39] Staff
    Ma'am, you can't take
    a chainsaw on the plane.
[04:43] Yurine
    Oh, sorry.
[04:50] ---
    Beth's Food
[04:50] ---
    A Week's Worth.
[04:56] Pekola
    My Lord, Lierre-sama...
[04:58] Pekola
    Why are we making this
    excursion to Hokkaido?
[05:02] Lierre
    There's a lake in the city of Chitose
[05:04] Lierre
    that's said to be among
    the most beautiful in Japan.
[05:07] Lierre
    If it's a power spot imbued with holy power,
[05:11] Lierre
    it may be a foothold
    toward achieving our goal.
[05:14] Poporon
    Goal?
[05:17] Pino
    Goal...
[05:19] Pino
    Is she really taking us to some
    remote place to eliminate us,
[05:23] Pino
    because we failed to complete
    our mission in the human realm?
[05:27] Poporon
    By the way, how did you pay
    for our airplane tickets?
[05:30] Lierre
    The power of God took care of it.
[05:33] Lierre
    There is no substitute
    for chippu, after all.
[05:36] Pekola
    Chippu?
[05:37] Lierre
    Oh, uh, I mean... Our goal is
    determined solely by the gods...
[05:48] Yurine
    Well, we got here in one piece.
[05:50] Medusa
    Did we?
[05:53] Minos
    All right!
[05:53] ---
    Tax
[05:53] ---
    Payment
[05:54] Minos
    Time for some sightseeing!
SIGN    Let's go!
[05:59] DevilA
    Chitose City, Hokkaido, has
    a population of about 97,500 people,
[06:03] DevilA
    and covers an area of
    594.5 square kilometers.
[06:06] DevilA
    Since red-crowned cranes
    were once abundant here,
[06:09] DevilA
    it was named "Chitose," meaning
    "1,000 years of age," after the old saying:
[06:12] DevilA
    "Cranes live for 1,000 years,
    turtles for 10,000."
[06:16] Mother
    Here you go.
[06:18] Mother
    Thank you for waiting.
[06:21] Ran
    Looks tasty!
[06:22] Kyon
    Let's eat!
[06:24] Kotaro
    Oh...
[06:24] ---
    m 0 0 l 100 0 100 100 0 100
[06:24] ---
    Yamaguchi Kotaro
    Mayor of Chitose, Hokkaido
[06:25] Kotaro
    We don't often get
    visitors from Hell China.
[06:29] Both
    Hao chi!
[06:33] ---
    The Home of Salmon
[06:33] ---
    The Home of Salmon
[06:33] ---
    Chitose Aquarium
[06:33] ---
    Chitose Aquarium
SIGN    They're so shiny!
[06:38] Minos
    So that's a "chippu," huh?
[06:38] Jashin
    I can't see! I can't see anything!
[06:40] Medusa
    This tank is so big.
[06:42] Yurine
    Wow.
[06:43] Jashin
    I can't see anything here, either!
[06:44] ---
    m 0 0 l 0 0 l 23 0 b 24 0 24 1 24 1 l 24 14 b 24 15 23 15 23 15 l -21 15 b -21 15 -22 15 -22 14 l -22 1 b -22 1 -22 1 -22 1 b -22 1 -22 0 -21 0 l -21 0 b -21 0 -21 0 -21 0 b -21 0 -21 0 -21 0
[06:44] ---
    Indian Water Wheel
[06:44] ---
    A device originating in North America
    that captures salmon swimming upriver.
    After salmon enter the cage, the force
    of the water turns the wheel, raising
    them out of the water.
    
[06:58] Jashin
    I thought I'd met my end.
[06:59] ---
    Repairing with
    Instant Glue
[07:00] Minos
    Jeez, are you sure you're okay?
[07:05] Yurine
    Looks like they don't have it here.
[07:08] ---
    Yukizuru
    Marek
SIGN    "Marek"?
SIGN    Hosozawa Pasture
SIGN    Hosozawa Pasture
SIGN    Hosozawa Pasture
SIGN    Hosozawa Pasture
SIGN    Dropkick on My Devil! Collaboration
SIGN    Dropkick on My Devil! Collaboration
SIGN    Dropkick on My Devil! Collaboration
[07:12] Yusa
    Welcome!
[07:13] Minos
    Hey!
[07:14] Jashin
    What're you guys doing all the way up here?
[07:18] Yusa
    Care for some delicious
    collaborative sweets?
[07:24] Minos
    Yum!
[07:24] Medusa
    It's so good!
SIGN    Let's head to the next one!
[07:27] Jashin
    Not bad.
SIGN    The Forest of Passion, The Origin of Flavor
SIGN    The Forest of Passion, The Origin of Flavor
SIGN    The Forest of Passion, The Origin of Flavor
[07:29] Medusa
    Morimoto!
[07:31] Yurine
    This was one of the reasons for this trip.
[07:34] Minos
    The bread looks so good.
SIGN    Cake
    Roll
SIGN    Cake
    Roll
SIGN    Charmonix
SIGN    Charmonix
SIGN    Cream
    Horn
SIGN    Cream
    Horn
[07:36] Yurine
    This shop has a lot of history. Everyone
    born in Chitose grew up eating their bread.
SIGN    Tortoise
SIGN    Tortoise
[07:40] Medusa
    Wow...
[07:45] Jashin
    Charmonix!
SIGN    Jashin-chan, what brought that on?
[07:49] Jashin
    When I saw the name of this bread,
    I couldn't resist shouting it out.
SIGN    You shouldn't touch the bread before you buy it.
[07:56] Jashin
    R-Right...
SIGN    Yukizuru
SIGN    Yukizuru
SIGN    Yukizuru
SIGN    Yukizuru
SIGN    Yukizuru
SIGN    Yukizuru
SIGN    Yukizuru
SIGN    Yukizuru
SIGN    Yukizuru
SIGN    Yukizuru
SIGN    Yukizuru
[07:56] Medusa
    Is this...
[07:58] Yurine
    There it is.
[07:59] Yurine
    This is the pastry I was looking for.
[08:03] Medusa
    What is this familiar feeling?
[08:06] Medusa
    Is it déjà vu?
[08:07] Medusa
    A shop with a history... Pousser...
[08:09] Jashin
    I'm getting a Charmonix and this pudding.
[08:12] Yurine
    I almost forgot.
[08:14] Yurine
    Jashin-chan, you haven't
    apologized for eating my pudding.
[08:18] Jashin
    Uh, Yurine-san? Where's this coming from?
[08:21] Jashin
    You already punished me...
[08:23] Yurine
    You haven't apologized to me yet.
[08:27] Yurine
    I'll need you to show me just
    how sincere you really are.
[08:34] Girl
    Thank you very much.
[08:36] Jashin
    She forced me to pay for everyone.
[08:38] ---
    Serves you right.
SIGN    Let's head to the next one!
[08:41] ---
    Kiusu Earthwork Burial Circles
[08:41] ---
    Kiusu Earthwork Burial Circles
[08:41] Yurine
    The Kiusu Earthwork Burial Circles.
[08:43] Yurine
    They're trying to get this registered
    as a World Heritage Site.
[08:46] All
    Wow...
[08:48] DevilA
    The Kiusu Earthwork Burial Circles are a
    collection of graves made in the late Jomon period.
[08:52] DevilA
    In the Jomon—
SIGN    Let's head to the next one!
[08:56] Yurine
    And this is our main
    tourist attraction for today:
[08:59] Yurine
    Lake Shikotsu.
[09:02] DevilA
    Lake Shikotsu is the second-largest
    caldera lake in Japan,
[09:02] ---
    Lake Shikotsu
[09:02] ---
    Lake Shikotsu
[09:06] DevilA
    the second-deepest lake in Japan,
[09:09] DevilA
    and its water quality was the best in Japan
    for eleven years, but now, it's second-best!
[09:13] DevilA
    Do you know what that means?
[09:16] DevilA
    What do you think of Lake Shikotsu now?!
    Greatest in Japan, right?!
[09:24] Minos
    Look! Boats!
SIGN    Those look like fun!
[09:27] Yurine
    Let's ride them later.
[09:30] Jashin
    You novices just don't get it.
[09:32] Jashin
    You don't ride boats.
[09:34] Jashin
    You bet on them!
[09:35] Medusa
    What are you talking about, Jashin-chan?!
SIGN    The water is so clear.
[09:40] Yurine
    Unbelievably so.
[09:43] ---
    Lake Shikotsu Visitors' Center
[09:43] ---
    Lake Shikotsu Visitors' Center
SIGN    Pennennolde
[09:55] Jashin
    Oh, there's a deer. How cute.
[09:59] Jashin
    Come on, come on...
[10:06] Jashin
    Y-You're...
[10:08] Jashin
    Azusa...
[10:09] Jashin
    Azusa 2?!
[10:17] Jashin
    The Azusa 2 I summoned after
    I came to the human realm,
[10:20] Jashin
    and then killed almost immediately!
[10:28] Jashin
    S-Stay away!
[10:29] Jashin
    Stop! Stay away from me!
SIGN    Pochette
[10:35] Jashin
    Ouch...
[10:44] Jashin
    What's that you're eati—
SIGN    Lake Shikotsu
SIGN    Marukoma
    
SIGN    Hot Spring Hotel
SIGN    Pass for
SIGN    5 Guests
[10:46] Jashin
    The lodging ticket Yurine
    gave me to hold onto!
[10:48] Jashin
    No, don't—
SIGN    Gulp
SIGN    Gulp
SIGN    Gulp
SIGN    Gulp
[10:53] Jashin
    It ate the ticket...
[10:55] Minos
    Jashin-chan, what're you doing?
SIGN    Oh, a deer! How cute!
[11:01] Medusa
    It ran away.
[11:03] Yurine
    Ready to head to our hotel now?
[11:06] Minos
    I wonder what meals they serve there.
[11:08] Jashin
    U-Um...
[11:08] Medusa
    I can't wait to try out the hot spring.
[11:10] Yurine
    I heard they even have an
    open-air bath you can reserve.
[11:13] Yurine
    You won't have to wear your paper bag.
[11:16] Medusa
    Really?! That's great!
[11:17] Jashin
    Um, actually...
[11:18] Minos
    It's funny picturing you naked
    with just a paper bag on your head.
[11:22] Minos
    Right, Jashin-chan?
[11:23] Jashin
    Uh... Y-Yeah...
SIGN    I can't wait!
[11:26] Jashin
    I can't tell them right now!
[11:29] Jashin
    I-I'm going to use the bathroom
    before we head to the hotel!
[11:34] Minos
    There's nothing but forest that way.
SIGN    No manners at all.
[11:37] Jashin
    Crap, crap, crap! What am I gonna do?!
[11:40] Jashin
    They're all so excited about this!
[11:43] Jashin
    I have to get that ticket back,
    even it it means slicing open that deer!
[11:47] Jashin
    Yurine's gonna kill me otherwise!
[11:49] Jashin
    Where are you, you damn deer?!
SIGN    Watch Out for Bears !
[12:02] Pekola
    We're just a stone's throw
    from Lake Shikotsu,
[12:05] Pekola
    and we run into a bear?!
[12:07] Lierre
    It was the perfect opportunity
    to retrain you three.
[12:11] Lierre
    Poporon, Pino, how long
    are you going to lay there?
[12:14] Both
    Gulp...
[12:15] Pekola
    Come on, you two! What good are
    we if we can't protect our Lord?!
[12:18] Pekola
    Even without our halos,
[12:20] Pekola
    as angels, we must protect our Lord,
    even if it means sacrificing ourselves!
[12:26] Jashin
    Deer! Deer! Deer! Deer! Deer!
    Deer! Deer! Deer! Deer! Deer!
[12:28] Jashin
    Where is that deer?!
[12:38] Jashin
    Ow!
[12:39] Jashin
    What the heck was that?
[12:43] Poporon
    Meat and Potatoes?
[12:44] Poporon
    What in the world are you doing here?
[12:47] Jashin
    What about you guys? Why are you here?
[12:50] Lierre
    We have business at Lake Shikotsu.
[12:52] Lierre
    We're on our way there now.
[12:54] Lierre
    I just thought this bear presented a
    perfect opportunity to retrain these three.
[12:59] Jashin
    Gah! I lost the deer's trail!
[13:03] Jashin
    What do I do now? Yurine's gonna kill me!
[13:07] Lierre
    You make such a big fuss out of everything.
[13:09] Pino
    If Jashin-chan-san is here,
[13:12] Pino
    does that mean Hanazono-san and
    the other devils are in Hokkaido, too?
[13:16] Pino
    This might be my chance!
[13:18] Jashin
    By the way, where are
    you guys staying tonight?
[13:22] Poporon
    Huh? That's none of your business.
[13:25] Jashin
    Yes, it is!
[13:26] Jashin
    It's not the long-standing
    traditional inn with the natural
[13:29] ---
    open-air bath that has a full
    view of Lake Shikotsu, is it?!
[13:32] Poporon
    How did you know?
[13:34] Lierre
    That's right. It's the
    Marukoma Hot Spring Hotel.
[13:39] Jashin
    Give it to me.
[13:41] Jashin
    I've waited 666 billion
    years for this moment!
[13:44] Jashin
    Hand over your ticket
    to that hotel right now!
[13:47] Poporon
    What are you even saying?
    Are you right in the head?
[13:51] Pino
    She's right. We're not going to give
    up our lodging ticket that easily.
[13:55] Pino
    You need to at least win
    it from us in a contest.
[13:58] Poporon
    Wait, Pino...
[13:59] Jashin
    You'll give it to me if I win?
[14:01] Pino
    There's no way a low-ranked devil
    like you could beat Lierre-sama.
[14:06] Pino
    Lierre-sama, let us show this
    fool the power of Heaven.
[14:10] Pino
    If Jashin-chan-san agrees to fight us now,
[14:13] Pino
    I might get out of being
    punished by Lierre-sama.
SIGN    Jashin-chan!
[14:18] Medusa
    We were worried about you, you know.
[14:20] Minos
    There was a bathroom at
    the shop we were just in.
[14:23] Yurine
    You just had to take off
    so far into the forest...
[14:26] Jashin
    Crap! Yurine's here already!
[14:30] Jashin
    If it's come to this...
[14:31] Jashin
    Time for the first Devil vs. Angel
    Lake Shikotsu boat race!
[14:37] Yurine
    Where's this coming from?
[14:39] Jashin
    I mean, there must be a reason
    we ran into them here.
[14:41] Jashin
    We were just saying that since we're all here,
    we should have a boat race.
[14:46] Poporon
    We weren't saying that at all!
[14:47] Jashin
    We totally were!
[14:49] Jashin
    That's pretty much the gist of what
    we were talking about, right?
SIGN    Boats?
SIGN    I want to ride in a boat!
[14:56] Yurine
    Let's go ride them right now.
[14:58] Minos
    You did say we should ride them later.
SIGN    Yay!
[15:06] Jashin
    I'll explain the rules!
[15:08] Jashin
    We'll launch from here
[15:10] Jashin
    and complete a counter-clockwise lap
    around the edge of Lake Shikotsu.
[15:13] Jashin
    The first team to reach
    Yamasentetsu Bridge wins.
[15:16] Yurine
    Jashin-chan, Lake Shikotsu covers an
    area bigger than the Yamanote Line.
[15:21] Jashin
    What? For real?
[15:23] Lierre
    No matter.
[15:24] Lierre
    Any less than that wouldn't
    be worth calling a contest.
[15:28] Lierre
    You three, stay right there.
[15:30] Lierre
    I can handle this myself.
[15:33] Pino
    If Lierre-sama focuses her
    attention on the race,
[15:35] Pino
    maybe I can push her out of the boat.
[15:37] Jashin
    Hey! I'm the one who's gonna drive!
SIGN    Aw...
[15:41] Medusa
    But these swan boats are pedal-powered,
[15:44] Medusa
    and you might not be able
    to pedal with your tail.
[15:47] Yurine
    Why don't you use a rowboat, Jashin-chan?
[15:50] Yurine
    I'll be having fun with this one.
[15:53] Yurine
    Okay, take your marks.
[15:55] Jashin
    Minos! Now's the time to make use
    of your insane brute strength!
[15:59] Minos
    You can count on me!
[16:00] Yurine
    Set...
[16:02] Yurine
    Bang!
[16:04] Jashin
    All right!
[16:05] Jashin
    That's my musclebrain, Minos!
[16:08] Medusa
    So fast!
[16:09] Pino
    Lierre-sama, at this pace...
[16:11] Poporon
    Our lodging ticket...
[16:13] Lierre
    Don't worry.
[16:22] Jashin
    They're-comin'-they're-comin'
    they're-comin'-they're-comin'!
[16:23] Jashin
    They're gonna catch us, Minos!
[16:32] Jashin
    Speed up! They'll get too far ahead of us!
[16:35] Minos
    You got it!
[16:41] Jashin
    All right!
[16:43] Jashin
    Minos, we can take the inside on
    the next corner and cut them off!
[16:46] Minos
    Right!
[16:46] Poporon
    Lierre-sama, they've almost caught up!
[16:49] Lierre
    Oh? Not bad.
[16:51] Lierre
    But they're creating too many
    waves on the lake's surface.
[16:55] Lierre
    It looks like they've
    awakened the master of the lake.
[17:00] Jashin
    What's that shadow?
[17:02] Minos
    This is bad!
[17:07] Medusa
    What's that?
[17:09] Medusa
    Jashin-chan!
SIGN    Minos-oneechan!
[17:11] Poporon
    Oh, my. I think Meat and Potatoes is dead.
[17:16] Minos
    Jashin-chan, where are you?!
[17:20] Jashin
    No...
[17:21] Jashin
    I'll lose at this rate!
[17:25] Jashin
    God, I'll never do anything bad again!
[17:28] Jashin
    Just, please, let me take this
    lodging ticket from the angels!
[17:32] Jashin
    Let me cover up the fact
    that I lost our ticket!
[17:35] DevilA
    A devil asking God for help...
[17:46] Jashin
    You're... going to help me?
[18:04] Jashin
    Chippu Jashin-chan is here!
[18:06] All
    Huh?!
[18:09] Poporon
    What is that?
[18:11] Jashin
    Yo! Hand over your lodging ticket!
[18:15] Jashin
    I'm gonna get it before
    Yurine finds out the truth!
[18:18] Yurine
    I see. So that's what's going on.
[18:21] Pino
    Lierre-sama's attention
    is focused on Jashin-chan-san.
[18:24] Pino
    I'll never have another chance like this!
[18:28] Pino
    I need you to die, Lierre-sama!
[18:45] Lierre
    You saved me, Pino.
[18:47] Lierre
    It's difficult for me to control
    my power in this form.
[18:50] Lierre
    I was almost in real trouble.
[18:52] Pino
    I-I'm just glad I could be of help.
[18:55] Poporon
    This girl...
[18:57] Yurine
    So, what was this whole farce about?
SIGN    Repairing with
    Instant Glue (2nd Time)
[19:00] Jashin
    Um, well... uh...
[19:04] Yurine
    Oh, forget it. Let's just go to the hotel.
SIGN    Yay!
[19:09] Minos
    I'm starving!
SIGN    Marukoma Hot Spring
[19:13] Sasaki
    Hanazono Yurine-sama and
    her four devil companions?
[19:13] ---
    m 0 0 l 100 0 100 100 0 100
[19:13] ---
    Marukoma Hot Spring
    Sasaki-san
[19:17] Sasaki
    Yes, we have your reservation.
[19:19] Jashin
    Huh?
[19:20] Yurine
    I booked it online.
[19:22] Yurine
    We didn't need the physical copy.
[19:26] Sasaki
    And you are Lierre-sama and
    her two angel companions?
[19:30] Pino
    Hanazono-san, please...
    please stay close to me!
[19:34] Yurine
    Huh?
[19:35] Lierre
    What are you doing? Honestly, girl...
[19:38] Yurine
    Well, since we're all here...
[19:41] Minos
    Wow, it's huge!
[19:44] Yurine
    I'm glad the biggest room was available.
SIGN    I've never spent a night with this many people before!
[19:50] Sasaki
    Enjoy your stay.
[19:52] Lierre
    I never dreamed I'd have to
    lay my head down next to devils.
[19:56] Jashin
    Let's have a pillow fight later!
[19:59] Yurine
    I guess we should start with a bath.
[20:04] Jashin
    It's the entire Lake Shikotsu!
[20:10] Minos
    This feels great.
SIGN    It's really deep.
[20:14] Medusa
    It's connected to the lake,
[20:16] Medusa
    so the water level changes with the seasons.
[20:21] Pino
    Lierre-sama!
[20:23] Lierre
    Thanks... A bath you have to
    stand up in is certainly unusual...
[20:29] Jashin
    What is it, Noel-san?
[20:30] Poporon
    I feel like there's something
    we've been forgetting this whole time.
[20:36] Jashin
    Don't waste your energy on little details
    in front of a great view like this!
[20:40] Jashin
    Just sing a song and forget about it!
[20:44] Jashin
    Jashin-chan will now sing "Chitose."
[20:48] Poporon
    You're going to sing?
[20:50] Lierre
    You know that song?
[20:53] Jashin
    Want to sing it with me?
[20:58] Poporon
    Where is this music coming from?
[21:00] Jashin
    Don't worry about the details.
[21:04] [SONG] Song
    I met you up near the blue sky
[21:09] [SONG] Song
    The first year,
    my impression of you was terrible
[21:13] [SONG] Song
    The second year,
    we looked at two different skies
[21:17] [SONG] Song
    The third year,
    we gazed at the azaleas side by side
[21:23] [SONG] Song
    So many memories made
    in our hometown, Chitose
[21:27] [SONG] Song
    I'm so happy to know your name
[21:35] Jashin
    What a feast!
[21:37] Medusa
    It looks delicious!
[21:40] Lierre
    So this is chippu sashimi...
[21:43] Lierre
    It was worth coming all the way to Hokkaido.
[21:45] Both
    Let's dig in!
[21:50] Jashin
    Yummy!
[21:52] Medusa
    Glad to hear it.
[21:55] Jashin
    Yummy!
[21:57] Jashin
    I was so hungry!
[22:00] Jashin
    Yummy!
[22:00] Poporon
    That's right... I knew we
    were forgetting something.
[22:04] Poporon
    We never found Pekola-sama
    after that bear took her.
[22:08] Poporon
    Delicious!
SIGN    Scrumptious!
[22:10] Minos
    Chippu is the best!
[22:12] Poporon
    Oh, well.
[22:21] Pekola
    I thought I was done for...
[22:30] All
    Thank you for the meal!
[22:32] Yurine
    Wait, where's Jashin-chan?
[22:34] Medusa
    Oh, she said she wanted to visit
    the hot spring one more time.
[22:41] Jashin
    Ah, Chitose was great.
[22:44] Jashin
    I'm not sure why, but I feel like
    I should be grateful to everyone.
[22:49] Jashin
    Thank you, everyone.
[22:51] Jashin
    I want to do something in return...
[22:59] Jashin
    Wow, this hot spring just got even better.
[23:02] Jashin
    Thank you!
[23:06] Yurine
    Jashin-chan...
[23:08] Yurine
    You're such a...
[23:13] Jashin
    From Heaven straight to Hell...
[23:17] Yurine
    You're going to offer twenty million
    liters of your own blood in apology.
[23:22] Jashin
    This is truly an anime paid for by
    the taxpayers' blood, sweat, and tears...
SIGN    She's hopeless.
[23:29] Pekola
    Yum! Chippu is the best!
    Chitose is the best!
[23:33] Jashin
    Everyone, thank you so much!
[23:35] Pekola
    Thank you so much!