Season 2 - Dropkick on My Devil!! Dash
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SIGN Dragon Books
SIGN Grimoire
[00:43] Yurine
Jashin-chan...
[00:49] Yurine
Unbreaking bond... Oath of days long past...
[00:53] Yurine
I am Black Xavier,
[00:56] Yurine
the one who conveys the will
of the devil to the people.
[01:01] Yurine
Zazaas, zazaas, nasunazaas.
[01:11] Yurine
Zurolo, zoas, nanomiala, hekau.
[01:16] Yurine
Zurazza, zavai...
[01:19] Yurine
Infernum!
[01:37] Jashin
Huh?
[01:39] Jashin
What? Where am I?
[01:44] Jashin
Hey, the light came on.
[01:47] Jashin
Did you summon me?
[01:50] Yurine
She's real...
[01:51] Yurine
Are you... Jashin?
[01:54] Jashin
That's right! I'm Jashin-chan!
[01:57] Yurine
The weird one?
[01:59] Jashin
I'm not weird...
[02:00] Jashin
L-Listen, you—
[02:01] Yurine
My name is Yurine, not "you."
[02:06] Jashin
And? Why did you, a human, summon me?
[02:10] Yurine
No reason.
[02:11] Yurine
I just thought it might be sorta
interesting to summon a devil.
[02:16] Jashin
Huh?
[02:17] Yurine
I got my answer. You can go back now.
[02:20] Jashin
Excuse me?
[02:21] Jashin
We devils live busy lives, you know!
[02:23] Jashin
Don't summon me if you
have no business with me!
[02:26] Yurine
Well, sor-ry!
[02:27] Yurine
You looked half-asleep when you appeared,
[02:29] Yurine
but if you're that busy, just go home!
[02:30] Jashin
Huh? Why am I the one getting yelled at?
[02:34] Jashine
Okay, then. Use the return
spell to send me back to Hell.
[02:39] Yurine
Return spell?
[02:42] Yurine
Let's see...
[02:44] Yurine
Oh, here we go.
[02:46] Yurine
"And the spell to return
a summoned devil to Hell is..."
SIGN Continued in
Volume Two
[02:52] Yurine
This book has a second volume?
[02:55] Jashin
"This book has a second volume," my ass!
[02:58] Yurine
I guess it does say "Volume One" here.
[02:59] Jashin
Go to the bookstore and buy it this instant!
[03:01] Yurine
This was all they had.
[03:02] Jashin
D'oh!
[03:04] Jashin
Oh, no!
[03:05] Jashin
I can't go back to Hell
without the return spell!
[03:09] Yurine
You can't get back any other way?
[03:12] Jashin
Well, there is one way.
[03:13] Jashin
When my summoner dies,
I'll be automatically returned to Hell.
[03:17] Jashin
So I can't go home until
your life force runs out!
[03:22] Jashin
If you had an unfortunate accident...
[03:24] Jashin
Oh, how could I even think
that?! That's simply...
[03:27] Jashin
Unforgivable!
[03:29] Jashin
That was careless of you, human!
[03:30] Jashin
The day your life force
runs out... is today!
[03:33] Jashin
To us devils, humans are
just worthless scum!
[03:36] Jashin
Your luck ran out the moment you summoned me
without the second volume of that grimoire!
[03:39] Jashin
Now die, human!
[03:41] Jashin
Taste the lethal power of my dropkick!
[03:44] Yurine
Upsy-daisy.
[03:45] Jashin
Huh?
[03:46] Jashin
What?!
[03:46] Jashin
Why the heck do you have a sword like that?!
[03:48] Yurine
I guess I hold it like this?
[03:49] Jashin
I'm in midair!
I'm gonna fall right on top of it!
[03:49] Yurine
This is a machete.
It's more of an agricultural tool.
[03:51] Jashin
I can't dodge or evade!
[03:53] Jashin
Run away!
[03:54] Yurine
No running away.
SIGN Top Secret
[04:00] Commander
Yurine, huh?
[04:01] Commander
All of this feels so nostalgic.
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SIGN Jashin-chan
Commander
[04:04] Fighter
We've been through all kinds
of hardship because of her.
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SIGN Jashin-chan
Fighter
[04:08] Genius
No need to dwell on the past.
Let us discuss the future.
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SIGN Jashin-chan
Genius
[04:14] ---
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SIGN Jashin-chan
Origin
[04:14] Origin
Is everyone here?
[04:17] Commander
SJ hasn't arrived yet.
[04:19] Fighter
Can't she even show up on time?
[04:21] Genius
This is a real problem.
[04:23] Genius
I'm rather busy with my research.
[04:25] Commander
Origin, let's begin.
[04:27] Commander
Our situation is urgent.
[04:29] Origin
Yeah, but...
[04:30] Origin
Let's wait a little longer.
We can reminisce in the meantime.
[04:33] Genius
Oh, brother.
[04:33] Fighter
I'm in!
[04:34] Commander
Origin! We need to get this meeting started!
[04:34] Origin
Yeah, that happened not long ago, too...
SIGN Vlad III spears Set of 5
For skewering
[04:39] Yurine
Vlad III... Vlad the Impaler's spears?
[04:42] Yurine
Only 3,980 for a set of five? That's cheap.
SIGN Dies by dropkick.
SIGN Yurine
SIGN Dies by dropkick.
SIGN Dies by dropkick.
SIGN Dies by dropkick.
[04:48] Jashin
Death... NOT!
SIGN Dies by dropkick.
SIGN Dies by dropkick.
SIGN Dies by dropkick.
SIGN Dies by dropkick.
SIGN Dies by dropkick.
SIGN Dies by dropkick.
SIGN Dies by dropkick.
SIGN Dies by dropkick.
SIGN Dies by dropkick.
SIGN Dies by dropkick.
SIGN Dies by dropkick.
SIGN Dies by dropkick.
SIGN Dies by dropkick.
SIGN Dies by dropkick.
SIGN Dies by dropkick.
[04:50] Yurine
What are you writing?
[04:53] Jashin
I just wrote down your name.
[04:55] Yurine
Huh?
[04:56] Yurine
Wait, is that a Death No—
[04:58] Jashin
Tsk, tsk, tsk!
SIGN Death NOT
[04:59] Jashin
Don't assume it's on the same level as
that era-defining masterpiece.
SIGN Death NOT
SIGN Death NOT
SIGN Death NOT
SIGN Death NOT
SIGN Death NOT
[05:04] Jashin
This is a Death NOT!
[05:07] Yurine
A Death... NOT?
[05:08] Jashin
It's my personal memo book.
[05:10] Jashin
A simple notebook where I jot
down whatever comes to mind.
[05:13] Yurine
Oh, so I'm not actually going
to die from a dropkick?
[05:18] Yurine
You had me going there.
[05:19] Jashin
Of course not!
SIGN Wahahahahahahaha
[05:25] Yurine
It's a pretty cool-looking notebook.
[05:27] Yurine
I kinda want one, too.
[05:30] Jashin
You let your guard down, Yurine!
[05:31] Jashin
The Death NOT is
an ordinary notebook,
[05:33] Jashin
but it still distracted you,
just like I planned!
[05:36] Jashin
When you have an IQ of over 300 like I do,
[05:40] Jashin
even the scribblings in a simple notebook –
a Death NOT – become reality!
SIGN Death NOT
[05:44] Jashin
And now that you've left yourself wide open,
my dropkick's gonna blast right through you!
[05:47] Jashin
It's over, Yurine!
[05:55] Yurine
Death... NOT.
[05:58] Guy
Delivery!
[06:00] Yurine
Coming.
SIGN Yurine Dies by dropkick.
Jashin-chan Dies by being stabbed with
Vlad the Impaler's spear.
[06:05] Jashin
"Jashin-chan..."
[06:05] Guy
Sign here, please.
SIGN Yurine Dies by dropkick.
Jashin-chan Dies by being stabbed with
Vlad the Impaler's spear.
[06:07] Jashin
"Dies by being stabbed with
Vlad the Impaler's spear..."
[06:07] Yurine
Sure.
[06:09] Guy
Thanks a lot!
[06:11] Yurine
Prime sure is fast, isn't it?
[06:29] Jashin
Why?
[06:34] Commander
Damn it!
[06:36] Commander
Curse that Hanazono Yurine!
[06:37] Commander
Not only did she outwit us,
she made an example out of us!
[06:42] Fighter
Unforgivable! I won't forget this!
[06:42] Genius
Who would've thought the
idea I proposed would fail?
[06:45] Fighter
I'm gonna make dinner tonight
and then throw it away!
[06:45] Genius
You put the plan together. Shouldn't
you bear the responsibility, Commander?
[06:48] Origin
You shouldn't waste food.
[06:48] Commander
No! Not yet!
[06:50] Commander
I can still fight!
[06:51] Origin
Commander, that's enough.
[06:54] Commander
I'm sorry. I got too worked up.
[06:57] Genius
Save that fire for your
online games, Commander.
[07:01] Origin
Commander was right.
[07:03] Origin
The situation demands urgency.
[07:05] Commander
Yes, ma'am!
[07:07] Origin
I hope SJ gets here soon...
[07:09] Three
Still waiting...
[07:12] Genius
She's finally here.
[07:13] Fighter
You're late, SJ!
[07:17] Origin
What?
[07:20] Genius
What is this?!
[07:22] Water Bear
It's 'cause I'm so tiny...
[07:24] ?
What's this thing?!
We've discovered a new species!
[07:24] ---
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SIGN Jashin-chan
Water Bear
[07:26] ?
Probably just a bit of trash.
[07:27] ?
What was that rumbling sound, then?
[07:32] Buddha
All on Heaven and Earth
are filled with conceit.
[07:34] ---
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SIGN Jashin-chan
Buddha
[07:35] ?
Oh, it's just Buddha.
[07:36] Fighter
Buddha?!
[07:37] Fighter
She's stupidly huge!
[07:39] Commander
Is this the end of days?!
[07:41] SJ
Sorry I'm late.
[07:43] ---
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SIGN Super Jashin-chan
AKA SJ
[07:43] ?
That impact...
[07:45] ?
You got eaten by Buddha, didn't you?
[07:47] Fighter
You're seriously late, SJ!
[07:49] SJ
Venomous snakes don't rush.
[07:50] Origin
Well, it doesn't matter.
[07:52] Origin
Hurry up and take your seat.
[07:54] SJ
Yeah, I'll pass on the chair.
[07:56] Origin
Now that we're all here, let's get started.
[07:59] Origin
You'll find documents in front of you.
[08:03] Commander
This is...
[08:04] Fighter
This is a tough one, all right.
[08:06] Genius
Even with my brainpower,
[08:08] Genius
getting to the correct answer won't be easy.
[08:14] Fighter
Don't fall asleep, SJ!
[08:16] All
Wh-What's going on?!
[08:18] Fighter
Buddha! You're asleep, too?!
[08:20] Fighter
Don't ever come back!
[08:21] Fighter
Stay there till your
successor takes over!
[08:23] Genius
That'll take 5,600,070,000 years.
SIGN — 5,600,070,000 Years Later —
[08:28] Maitreya
Om maitreya svaha.
[08:29] ---
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SIGN Jashin-chan
Maitreya
[08:31] Origin
What the hell was that?
[08:34] Genius
Oh, no!
[08:35] Genius
That tremor shook Water Bear
clean out of my Petri dish!
[08:38] Genius
My new species! My new
species! What ever will I do?!
[08:38] Fighter
Who cares about that speck of trash?
[08:40] Origin
We all need to be focused on this right now.
[08:41] Water Bear
It's 'cause I'm so tiny...
[08:44] Commander
Origin, you can't make this decision!
[08:46] Commander
What can you accomplish
without hearing our opinions?!
[08:48] Origin
Commander...
[08:50] Commander
According to these documents,
we have three options.
[08:52] Commander
Without a doubt, I favor the first!
[08:54] Commander
Swift decisions and actions
are the shortest path to victory!
[08:59] SJ
I'm tired.
[09:01] SJ
This sucks. Who even cares?
[09:02] SJ
I'm going to sleep.
[09:03] ESP
You need to take this seriously, SJ.
[09:06] Fighter
Who's there?! What do you want?!
[09:08] Genius
Telepathy...
[09:10] Commander
That means...
[09:11] ---
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SIGN Jashin-chan
ESP
[09:11] Jashin
Jashin-chan ESP!
[09:13] SJ
ESP?! Where are you?!
[09:15] ESP
I am everywhere and nowhere.
[09:19] ESP
I am existence and nothingness,
one and all, devil and god,
[09:23] ESP
bald and fluffy, slippery and chewy...
[09:26] ESP
This is an important meeting
that will determine Origin's future.
[09:30] ESP
We have no need for incompetence.
There is no value in your presence here.
[09:35] ESP
Die!
[09:43] All
ESP!
[09:44] ESP
I used ESP to shatter her brain.
[09:46] Fighter
I see you're as crazy as ever.
[09:49] Commander
What fantastic killing power!
[09:51] Origin
That's one less opinion we'll get to hear...
[09:54] DevilA
When the smaller SJ is killed,
the big one dies, too.
[09:59] DevilA
Rest in peace.
[10:00] Commander
It's all right, Origin.
[10:02] Commander
One less voice will actually
make this decision easier.
[10:06] Commander
Let's hear what everyone thinks.
[10:08] Commander
SJ is dead,
[10:09] Commander
Water Bear is lost,
[10:09] Water Bear
It's 'cause I'm so tiny...
[10:11] Commander
and Buddha is on the
cusp of reaching Nirvana.
[10:14] ESP
I have a suggestion.
[10:16] ESP
Shouldn't Origin's opinion
be our collective opinion?
[10:20] Origin
My opinion?
[10:21] Genius
I see. That makes sense.
[10:23] Commander
It does.
[10:24] Fighter
I agree, I concur, I echo that thought!
[10:28] Origin
Are you sure?
[10:29] ESP
I am fine with it.
[10:30] Commander
Then, I take back what I said.
[10:33] Commander
I'll go along with Origin's opinion.
[10:35] Origin
Everyone...
[10:41] Commander
Origin, what is your decision?
[10:56] Origin
Okay, I'll go with option 3: the beef stew!
[10:58] Commander
Applause! Beef stew it is!
[11:01] All
Congratulations!
[11:04] Jashin
All right! We're having beef stew tonight!
[11:04] ---
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SIGN Beef Shank
For Beef Stew
[11:04] ---
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SIGN Beef Shank
For Beef Stew
[11:04] ---
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SIGN Beef Shank
For Beef Stew
[11:05] ---
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SIGN Beef Shank
For Beef Stew
[11:07] Jashin
I seriously couldn't decide between
curry, hashed beef rice, and beef stew!
SIGN Meat Pavilion Yukio
[11:10] Jashin
It's gonna be so delicious,
Yurine won't believe her taste buds!
[11:14] DevilA
In the Hanazono household,
[11:16] DevilA
what to have for dinner is always
decided by meetings in Jashin-chan's head.
[11:20] DevilA
I'm sure all of you have meetings
going on in your heads, too...
[11:23] Mei
You can't trick me! I'm taking you all in!
[11:25] Ozaki
You've got it all wrong!
[11:27] Katsura
We're just cosplaying!
[11:27] Ozaki
We're not actually grade schoolers!
[11:29] Chiba
We may look like kids...
[11:31] Chiba
Or well, maybe we don't...
[11:32] Chiba
No!
[11:33] Chiba
We're twenty years old!
SIGN Grade Schooler
SIGN Grade Schooler
SIGN Grade Schooler
SIGN Grade Schooler
SIGN Grade Schooler
SIGN Grade Schooler
[11:36] Chiba
I lied.
[11:37] Mei
You're under arrest!
[11:38] Both
What?!
[11:38] Chiba
We're, um, college students!
[11:41] Mei
I can't trust anything you say,
so I'm revoking your right to remain silent!
[11:41] DevilA
They're actually closer to thirty.
SIGN Yakiniku Heaven
SIGN Yakiniku Heaven
SIGN Yakiniku
SIGN Yakiniku
SIGN Heaven
SIGN Heaven
[11:50] DevilA
Sukiyaki at a yakiniku specialty restaurant!
[11:53] DevilA
Of course, this isn't on the menu.
[11:55] DevilA
This is truly the work of the devil.
[11:58] Pekola
My Lord, please forgive me.
[12:00] Pekola
I am once again involved in a
Sabbat of devils, my sworn enemies.
[12:04] Pekola
The witch said she would
treat me, so I couldn't resist.
[12:07] Jashin
What should I get?
[12:07] Pekola
I need to return to Heaven
as soon as possible, and yet...
[12:08] Minos
Eat lots and get stronger, okay, II?
SIGN I will, Minos-oneechan!
[12:12] Pekola
Stronger, huh?
SIGN What should I eat to get stronger?
[12:14] Pekola
It's true that no battles are
won on an empty stomach.
[12:15] Minos
Well, I'd say... everything on the menu!
SIGN Everything?!
[12:18] Pekola
Yes. I'll eat my fill today.
[12:20] Yurine
Eat together in peace, and no fighting.
[12:22] Yurine
Don't disturb the other customers.
[12:24] All
Okay!
[12:26] Jashin
Well, I think I'll start with a beer!
[12:28] Minos
Me, too!
[12:28] Yurine
Nope.
[12:31] Jashin
Okay, sake, then—
[12:32] Yurine
Alcohol isn't included in the deal.
[12:34] Jashin
Huh?
SIGN New
Year
Special
SIGN All-You-Can-Eat
SIGN 980 Yen (Per Person)
SIGN Soft Drinks
Unlimited Refills
Drink Bar
SIGN ° Separate Cost for
Alcoholic Beverages
[12:35] Yurine
We're all getting the drink bar.
[12:37] Jashin
Okay...
[12:38] Medusa
Well, we can have all
the meat we want, so...
[12:42] DevilA
The server took my sukiyaki away...
[12:47] Server
Thank you for waiting!
[12:49] Minos
Meat!
SIGN Lotsa meat!
[12:51] Yurine
Let's dig in, everyone.
[12:53] Pekola
Meat...
[12:54] Jashin
Hey, Pekola...
[12:56] Jashin
Which cut is the lovely angel
Pekola thinking of cooking first?
[13:00] Pekola
Um... The ribs.
SIGN Quit
SIGN Quit
SIGN Quit
SIGN living
SIGN living
SIGN living
[13:03] Jashin
Quit living your life in a daze!
SIGN Quit
SIGN Quit
SIGN Quit
SIGN your
SIGN your
SIGN your
SIGN living
SIGN living
SIGN living
SIGN life
SIGN life
SIGN life
SIGN your
SIGN your
SIGN your
SIGN in a
SIGN in a
SIGN in a
SIGN life
SIGN life
SIGN life
SIGN daze!
SIGN daze!
SIGN daze!
SIGN in a
SIGN in a
SIGN in a
SIGN daze!
SIGN daze!
SIGN daze!
SIGN Wow! That sounded just like a rip-off of something!
[13:08] Medusa
Jashin-chan did pay the
license fee, after all.
[13:11] Jashin
Safe!
[13:12] Jashin
Look here, noob!
[13:14] Jashin
If you're gonna snooze your life
away, then just die, fallen angel!
[13:16] Jashin
Clean out those ears
and listen up, Tajiri!
[13:19] Jashin
When eating yakiniku...
[13:21] Jashin
You always start with the tongue!
SIGN Fidget
SIGN Fidget
[13:24] Minos
She's our yakiniku magistrate, you know.
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[13:26] Jashin
I am a magistrate.
This is my magistrate costume.
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[13:29] Yurine
Who expresses embarrassment like that?
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[13:32] Jashin
On that note, as your yakiniku
magistrate, all of you must do as I—
[13:39] Yurine
Shut up.
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[13:41] DevilA
A moment... A moment, if you please...
[13:44] Yurine
People can eat how they want. Got it?
[13:47] Jashin
Y-Yes... Everyone,
please eat how ever you like.
[13:51] Minos
Yum!
SIGN The tongue is delicious!
[13:55] Jashin
Hey, Medusa, what are you doing?
[13:57] Medusa
Huh?
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[13:58] Jashin
Don't wrap it in lettuce!
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[13:59] Jashin
Why would you try to make it a health food?!
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[14:02] Jashin
Do it like this! Wrap it in meat!
[14:04] Jashin
Eat your meat in a meat bun!
[14:05] Yurine
Didn't we just talk about
letting people eat how they want?
[14:05] Jashin
All meat, by meat, for meat—
[14:08] Yurine
Now, listen. Next time,
I won't stop at your cheek.
[14:08] Jashin
F-Forgive me... Forgive me, please...
[14:11] Yurine
I'll rip that obnoxious tongue
out of your mouth and grill it.
[14:14] Jashin
I hear you, I hear you!
[14:15] Medusa
It's okay, Jashin-chan! You can do it!
[14:15] Minos
Yum! Beef really is the best meat!
[14:16] Jashin
That really hurt.
[14:17] Jashin
Nodding like that while she was
pinching my cheek really hurt.
[14:18] Medusa
Just say, "I won't talk anymore!"
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[14:19] Medusa
"I won't talk out of turn again!"
[14:20] Jashin
I thought she was gonna rip it off.
[14:20] Minos
Beef for life!
[14:21] Minos
I'm just gonna eat it raw!
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[14:26] Yurine
Wow, wild child.
[14:28] Minos
Man, it's so good!
[14:29] Pekola
Meat and white rice...
[14:32] Pekola
It's too delicious!
[14:33] Pekola
I'm so happy!
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[14:35] Pekola
Thank you for these
120 minutes of happiness!
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[14:41] Pekola
The grill rack is all black.
[14:43] Pekola
Oh, there's a grease stain on her paper bag!
[14:46] Server
I'll replace your grill rack.
[14:48] Server
I'll replace your paper bag, too.
[14:50] Jashin
Cold noodles, please.
[14:52] Server
Coming right up!
[14:53] Pekola
She timed her blink perfectly!
[14:54] Pekola
What a pro!
[14:55] Server
I'm a part-timer, actually!
[14:58] Jashin
Now that I think about it,
it's very strange.
[15:00] Medusa
What is?
[15:01] Jashin
This is our second anime adaptation.
[15:04] Jashin
They coulda given us some land in
Chiyoda Ward by now, don'tcha think?
[15:07] Jashin
And why aren't we getting any offers?!
[15:09] Jashin
Like from Hitotsubashi, or Otowa!
[15:11] Yurine
Being in a run-down
district suits you better.
[15:13] Jashin
What do you mean, run-down?!
[15:14] Jashin
Apologize to Tamachi!
Apologize to Flex Comix!
[15:17] Yurine
Shut up, you smart-aleck devil.
[15:18] Yurine
I'm seriously going to grill your tongue.
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[15:20] Jashin
What're you laughing at?!
SIGN How about we get them to change the title
to The Smart-Aleck Devil! next week?
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[15:26] Jashin
Cut that out!
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[15:30] Minos
That's title fraud.
[15:31] Jashin
I do, too! I've used it twice
in this episode alone!
[15:34] Jashin
And how many episodes are in this season?!
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Gift Giveaway Campaign
Go to our homepage for details.
[15:40] Yurine
I think I'm done.
[15:41] Medusa
Me, too.
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[15:44] Pekola
I'll keep eating until the last second!
[15:47] Minos
I think I can handle a little more.
[15:49] Minos
Oh yeah, I wonder how Dad's doing...
[15:52] Medusa
What brought that on?
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[15:54] Minos
Oh, I just haven't seen him in a while.
[15:58] Minos
Eating yakiniku always seems
to remind me of him...
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[16:03] Dad
Thank you for looking out for my daughter.
[16:08] Yurine
Pekola, what do you want for dessert?
[16:10] Pekola
Dessert?
[16:12] Yurine
Stuff like ice cream, pudding, and
almond jelly are all-you-can-eat, too.
[16:16] Pekola
Even the dessert is all-you-can-eat?
Is this Heaven?!
[16:21] Pekola
Heaven?
[16:24] Pekola
I forgot... This is...
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[16:30] Pekola
Even if I never make it back home,
[16:32] Pekola
there's already a "Heaven"
right here, so close to me!
[16:35] Pekola
My Lord...
[16:35] Yurine
Well? What dessert do you want?
[16:38] Pekola
I'm so happy! I'll take all of them!
[16:41] Pekola
I'm truly happy right now!
[16:45] Yusa
Happy New Year!
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[16:58] Poporon
Oh, Pekola-sama.
[17:00] Poporon
Do you like the T-shirt I got you
to keep you cool in the summer?
[17:04] Pekola
You're such a kind-hearted girl!
[17:06] Pekola
You are... I know you are...
[17:11] Pekola
Anyway...
[17:12] Pekola
Just how long does it take
for a halo to regenerate?
[17:16] Poporon
I told you already.
[17:18] Poporon
Could be tomorrow, or it could
be a hundred years from now.
[17:22] Pekola
If I have to live this way
for another century...
[17:25] Pekola
What's going to happen to me?
[17:28] Poporon
It could even be a thousand years from now.
[17:31] Pekola
Poof.
[17:33] Pekola
Eli, Eli, lema sabachthani?
[17:35] Poporon
Maybe Heaven just doesn't
care about you anymore?
[17:40] Pekola
Oh, no...
[17:40] Poporon
Well, then...
[17:41] Pekola
But didn't the same thing happen to you?
[17:46] Poporon
Farewell. I'm going back to work.
[17:50] Poporon
This theme music...
[17:56] Pekola
You're...
[17:58] Pino
I found you, Pekola-sama and Poporon.
[18:04] Poporon
Pino!
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[18:08] Pekola
At last, a messenger!
[18:09] Pekola
The Lord hasn't forsaken me after all!
[18:14] Pino
I'm sorry you had to wait so long.
[18:16] Poporon
Wait!
[18:17] Pekola
What is it, Poporon?
[18:19] Poporon
Don't you get it, Pekola-sama?
This is Episode 1!
[18:23] Poporon
There's no way you can
go home just like that.
[18:26] Poporon
Pino, why did you come here?
[18:29] Pino
Bravo, Poporon.
[18:30] Pino
Unlike Pekola-sama, you are quite clever.
[18:33] Pekola
What? I'm not clever?
[18:36] Pino
You are both wanted criminals
and considered traitors to Heaven.
[18:41] Pino
As one who once served under Pekola-sama,
[18:45] Pino
I was ordered to come here and
mete out punishment to both of you.
[18:49] Pekola
Traitors? But why?!
[18:51] Pino
Someone in Heaven saw you
sharing the company of devils.
[18:57] Pekola
What? They saw me,
but didn't come down to take me home?
[18:59] Poporon
Probably because you were
getting cozy with devils.
[19:05] Pekola
Pino, it's all a misunderstanding!
[19:07] Pekola
I haven't been cozying up to devils, I swear!
[19:09] Pino
Once I have administered your punishment,
[19:12] Pino
I will be granted the title of archangel.
[19:14] Pino
This is the Lord's decision.
[19:17] Pino
Which means I have no choice.
[19:19] Pekola
It can't be...
[19:20] Pekola
My Lord ordered me punished?
[19:25] Pekola
Was it wrong to do what I did?
[19:29] Poporon
I get it.
[19:31] Poporon
Just being around Pekola-sama makes you
feel like it'd be easy to take her rank.
[19:36] Pino
Precisely.
[19:37] Pekola
Perhaps I didn't teach
these two well enough.
[19:40] Pino
Now, which one of you should I punish...
[19:43] Pino
Or should I say, "get rid of," first?
[19:46] Poporon
There's no way I can beat Pino
when she has the powers of an angel.
[19:52] Poporon
Look! A UFO!
[19:54] Pekola
The Utsuro-bune? Where?!
Where?! Where is it?!
[19:55] Pino
An unidentified flying object?!
[19:56] Poporon
Later!
[19:58] Poporon
Farewell!
[19:59] Pino
Poporon!
[20:00] Pekola
Hey! No fair!
[20:02] Pino
Well, that's fine. I can take
care of Poporon any time.
[20:07] Pino
So, Pekola-sama...
[20:10] Pino
I'm going to start by taking...
[20:12] Pino
...your head!
[20:18] Pino
Goodbye, Pekola-sama.
[20:22] Pekola
What do I do?
[20:26] Pekola
What can I do?
[20:32] Pino
Hold it!
[20:36] Pino
You think you can escape me?
[20:45] Pekola
As much as it vexes me,
I have to ask the devils for help!
[20:56] Pekola
Excuse me!
[20:58] Pekola
Please answer!
[21:00] Pekola
I'm begging you! My life is in danger!
[21:03] Pekola
Please!
[21:05] Pekola
Please!
[21:07] Pekola
Help...
[21:09] Pekola
Hello?
[21:14] Pekola
Er...
[21:17] Pekola
Um...
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[21:20] Pekola
No one's home?!
[21:32] Pino
I will send you to the depths of Hell.
[21:37] Pekola
Oh, God...
[23:11] Pekola
This Angel Halo Tapioca
Heaven Juice is delicious.
[23:15] Pekola
Thank you so much, Pino.
[23:17] Pino
I made lots,
[23:18] Pino
and you look like you're starving
to death, so you can have some.
[23:20] Pino
Maybe I'll get Poporon-chan's boss to
put some tapioca dishes on their menu.
[23:24] Pino
They might be popular!
[23:25] Pekola
That sounds delicious!
[23:26] Pekola
I'd like tapioca potstickers,
tapioca spring rolls,
[23:29] Pekola
tapioca chop suey, and
tapioca fried rice, please!
[23:32] Pino
I knew it. Your sense of
taste is broken, Pekola.
[23:36] Pino
Those'll never work.
E2 - Untitled
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[00:00] Jashin
It begins! Jashin-chan Dropkick!
[00:04] Jashin
Dropkick! Dropkick!
[00:06] Jashin
Dropkick! Dropkick!
Dropkick! Dropkick!
[00:09] Jashin
Dropkick!
[00:10] Jashin
Dropkick!
[00:12] Jashin
Dropkick!
[00:13] Jashin
Dropkick!
[00:14] Jashin
Dropkick!
[00:15] Jashin
Dropkick! Dropkick! Dropkick!
[00:16] Jashin
Dropkick! Dropkick! Dropkick!
[00:17] Jashin
Drop-Drop-Drop-Drop-Drop-Drop-Drop-Drop...
[00:26] Jashin
Surely that was more
than anyone could count...
[00:28] Jashin
Woohoo! No one will beat me in
the gift giveaway campaign now!
[00:33] Yurine
This week's record was 47 dropkicks.
[00:38] Jashin
You have to say that?
[00:39] Yurine
I do.
[02:11] Pino
I found you, Pekola-sama.
[02:14] Pekola
At last, a messenger!
[02:15] Pekola
The Lord didn't forsake me after all!
[02:19] Poporon
Don't you get it, Pekola-sama?
[02:21] Poporon
There's no way you can
go home just like that.
[02:24] Pino
I'm going to start by taking...
[02:26] Pino
...your head!
[02:31] Pino
Hold it!
[02:34] Pekola
As much as it vexes me,
I have to ask the devils for help!
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[02:41] Jashin
I'm getting trolled on Twitter!
[02:44] Jashin
I'm scum? I'm a freeloader?
I'm a pachinko addict? I never do dropkicks?!
[02:48] Jashin
Didn't you see the bit before the OP?!
I did a ton of them!
[02:51] Jashin
What's wrong with a devil being scum?!
And pachinko is my life!
[02:54] Jashin
And was it really necessary
to call my cooking gross?!
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[02:56] Jashin
You stupid humans have never even tasted it!
Don't talk like you won some argument!
[03:00] Jashin
Unforgivable! Unforgivable! Unforgivable!
[03:05] Jashin
If I knew who these people were,
I'd go and get my revenge!
[03:09] Jashin
I wonder if I can get the provider
to disclose their IP addresses...
[03:13] Jashin
Wait a minute. I know what I can do.
[03:16] Jashin
I could use that to round them all up.
[03:22] Medusa
Hello? What's up, Jashin-chan?
[03:25] Jashin
Medusa, can you come over tomorrow?
[03:28] Medusa
Yeah, of course.
[03:30] Jashin
You can?
[03:32] Jashin
Then... buy that on your way.
[03:35] Medusa
Huh? "That"?
[03:36] DevilA
Next! Day! Next! Day!
[03:38] Medusa
Jashin-chan, I bought it.
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[03:41] Medusa
Here you go. Clairvoyance
Drops for the whole family.
[03:45] Medusa
Now available... and highly in demand...
[03:48] Jashin
This is what I've been waiting for!
[03:49] Medusa
It felt like someone was
making me say that...
[03:50] Jashin
Setsuko's favorite: Clairvoyance Drops!
[03:53] Jashin
That scene made me cry...
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[03:55] DevilA
Clairvoyance Drops.
[03:56] DevilA
A product from Hell that tells you where
to find the person you're looking for
[04:00] DevilA
with just one lick!
[04:02] Jashin
Drops! Drops! Drops!
[04:08] Medusa
I'm not giving them to you if you're
going to use them for anything wicked.
[04:11] Medusa
Tell me what you want them for.
[04:12] Jashin
Huh?
[04:14] Jashin
You know I'd never dream of
doing anything like anything wicked.
[04:18] Jashin
Have I ever done anything
like anything like that?
[04:21] Jashin
That's too many "anythings"...
[04:23] Medusa
Stare...
[04:26] Jashin
Um... I want to find all the people
in this country who are struggling,
[04:30] Jashin
and help them out.
[04:34] Medusa
Is that true?
[04:35] Jashin
Medusa! Look into my eyes!
[04:39] Jashin
They have opened to the spirit of kindness!
[04:41] Jashin
Just look at them!
[04:43] Jashin
I know you can tell what's truly in my heart!
[04:52] Medusa
Okay. I believe you.
[04:54] Medusa
What a relief. You've discovered
the spirit of kindne—
[04:57] Jashin
Just kidding!
[05:00] Jashin
I have the candy all to myself!
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[05:04] Jashin
ATM!
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[05:07] Jashin
You fell for it hook, line, and sinker!
[05:07] Medusa
Jashin-chan, that's dirty!
You're scum! You're a devil!
[05:10] Jashin
Uh, no kidding. I think
everyone already knew that!
[05:13] Jashin
With this, I can get my
revenge on all those bastards!
[05:17] Medusa
I knew it'd be for something wicked...
[05:20] Medusa
God, bring down divine
punishment upon Jashin-chan!
[05:23] DevilA
ATM!
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[05:25] DevilA
A devil is begging the Almighty
to mete out divine punishment!
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[05:29] DevilA
Thirst for the top. Strive to be a champion.
[05:33] DevilA
No hidden agendas!
[05:48] Jashin
That's the guy who was trolling me.
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SIGN No way lol
SIGN You'll go bald lololol
SIGN Not even the least bit funny
SIGN Lame lol
SIGN It's hilarious how
SIGN incomprehensible that is lol
[05:50] Jashin
Who would've thought
he'd be right here in Jinbocho?
[05:53] Jashin
Sure is a small world.
[05:57] Jashin
I'll take him out with one blow.
[06:00] Jashin
Put your phone away while you're walking!
[06:02] Jashin
And don't use it to troll people!
[06:04] Jashin
Jashin-chan Drop...
[06:06] Jashin
Homemade Pie!
[06:11] Jashin
Serves you right! That's what
you get for trolling me, human!
[06:16] Jashin
Stupid! Stupid! Stupid!
[06:19] Jashin
Ah, that felt good!
[06:21] Jashin
There's no better feeling than this!
[06:24] Jashin
If anyone ever trolls me
again, I'll get 'em good!
[06:27] DevilA
After that,
[06:30] DevilA
every time she was trolled...
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SIGN Sapporo
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[06:32] DevilA
Jashin-chan traveled across Japan,
throwing pies in people's faces.
SIGN Sapporo
SIGN Sapporo
SIGN Drill Hall
SIGN Drill Hall
[06:36] Lady
Hey, is it me, or is this
pie actually kinda yum?
SIGN Kobe
[06:39] DevilA
She traveled from north to south...
[06:41] Jashin
Take this!
[06:43] Guy
Hey, this is actually pretty good!
SIGN Nagoya
[06:45] DevilA
Nothing and nobody could halt her momentum!
[06:47] Jashin
Hi-yah!
[06:48] Lady
Wow, that's tasty!
[06:50] DevilA
China...
SIGN Beijing
[06:52] Jashin
Ni hao!
[06:53] Guy
That's kinda hao chi!
SIGN Paris
[06:55] DevilA
France...
[06:56] Jashin
Bonjour!
[06:57] Lady
That's pretty très bien!
SIGN Akihabara
[06:59] DevilA
Akiba...
[07:00] Jashin
Hi there—
[07:05] Both
Mr. Katsura?!
[07:05] Katsura
I can't see a thing! Everything's gone white!
[07:07] Jashin
Oops. I accidentally hit someone
who had nothing to do with this.
[07:09] Katsura
What is this?! It's delicious!
[07:12] Jashin
Oh, well. He seems to like it well enough.
[07:16] DevilA
As the flavor of her pies
improves over time,
[07:18] DevilA
Jashin-chan's revenge rampage continues!
[07:22] DevilA
Meanwhile, as Pekola found
herself under attack by Pino...
[07:27] Pekola
Excuse me!
[07:29] Pekola
Please answer!
[07:30] Pekola
I'm begging you! My life is in danger!
SIGN Buono
[07:34] DevilA
...Jashin-chan was racing around
the world, continuing her rampage.
SIGN Delicious
SIGN Masisseoyo
SIGN walnuts
SIGN Tastes
like
SIGN Yurine
in the
meantime
[07:39] Old
That'll be 600 yen. Thank
you as always for dropping by.
[07:39] DevilA
Was her goal still revenge, or
simple research on pie flavors?
SIGN Yurine
in the
meantime
SIGN Minos
in the
meantime
[07:43] Minos
All right! Thirteen more laps!
[07:44] DevilA
At this time, none of the devils were at home.
[07:47] DevilA
God is truly absent here.
SIGN Hell is the absence of God
by Ted Chiang
[07:50] DevilA
"Hell is the absence of God."
SIGN Hell is the absence of God
by Ted Chiang
[07:53] DevilA
God... Paper...
SIGN Ted Chiang
SIGN Hell is the absence of
by
SIGN God
SIGN Ted Chiang
SIGN God
SIGN Hell is the absence of paper
by Jashin-chan
[07:55] DevilA
Oh, God! There's no paper!
[07:58] Pekola
No one's home?!
[08:05] Pino
I will send you to the depths of Hell.
[08:09] Pekola
Oh, God...
[08:11] DevilA
Sunday!
[08:13] DevilA
It's Sunday! Sunday's the best!
[08:15] DevilA
No hidden agendas!
[08:18] Grandma
Mei-chan!
SIGN Orochimaru
[08:20] Mei
Coming!
SIGN Mei-chan
SIGN Mei-chan
SIGN Mei-chan
SIGN Mei-chan
SIGN Mei-chan
SIGN Mei-chan
SIGN Mei-chan
[08:24] Pino
Looks like your friends aren't home.
[08:26] Pekola
I wouldn't call them my friends...
[08:31] Pekola
W-Well, I'll be going, then.
[08:34] Pino
You won't be getting away.
[08:37] Pekola
Very well. I may have fallen into
ruin, but I was once an angel.
[08:40] Pekola
I can't just stand here quietly
and offer my head for the taking.
[08:44] Pekola
All right. I'll take you on.
[08:48] Pekola
Let's do this elsewhere.
[08:50] Pekola
Hup!
[08:50] Pekola
Shoop!
[08:55] Pekola
Down here, we won't bother any—
[09:00] Pekola
I hadn't even finished talking!
[09:02] Pino
Well, I need to finish this quickly,
[09:05] Pino
so I can take your head back to Heaven!
[09:20] Pekola
I guess there was no way I could
beat Pino in my current state.
[09:24] Pino
This ends here.
[09:27] Pekola
Oh... So this is the end...
[09:34] (Flashback) Yurine
Here, Pekola. A take-out dinner.
[09:36] (Flashback) Medusa
Are you cold? I brought a blanket.
[09:39] (Flashback) Minos
You can have my potatoes.
[09:41] Pekola
Is my life flashing before my eyes?
[09:43] (Flashback) Persephone
Use my parachute!
[09:48] (Flashback) Jashin
No one needs to be sacrificed...
[09:50] (Flashback) Jashin
...other than me!
[09:51] (Flashback) Pekola
Wait! What are you trying to do?!
[09:56] (Flashback) Pekola
No...
[10:03] Pekola
To think the last faces I'd recall
would be that witch and her devils.
[10:07] Pekola
Why is that?
[10:10] (Flashback) Tanahashi
Yo, part-timer!
[10:12] Pekola
Ugh, he's last?!
[10:13] Pino
Goodbye for real this time, Pekola-sama.
[10:18] Poporon
German suplex!
[10:23] Poporon
Didn't we learn that the worst time
to let your guard down is the moment
[10:27] ---
right before you complete your goal, Pino?
[10:29] Pino
Hurgh...
[10:30] Pekola
Poporon! You came back to save me!
[10:34] Poporon
Don't mistake my intentions.
[10:35] Pekola
Huh?
[10:36] Poporon
I just wanted her halo.
[10:39] Poporon
Now, her powers are—
[10:41] Pekola
It shattered.
[10:42] Poporon
Just when I thought I'd
gotten my hands on a halo!
[10:42] Pekola
What? The halo... What? But why?
[10:46] Poporon
I should've used a different move!
A backdrop or something!
[10:49] Pekola
That would've ended the same way!
[10:50] Poporon
A back throw, then!
[10:50] DevilA
They look similar,
but they're not the same move.
[10:52] Pekola
Yeah, that might work.
[10:54] Pino
Poporon...
[10:56] Pino
A surprise attack from behind?
You're still a coward, I see.
[11:00] Pino
But without your halos, there's nothing you
two can do, even if you work together.
[11:05] Pino
I'm going to take care of
both of you traitors for good!
[11:08] Poporon
Here. You can have this back.
[11:09] Pino
Huh?
[11:10] Poporon
It used to be your halo.
[11:12] Pino
My halo?
[11:14] Pino
Don't be silly. My halo is right—
[11:17] Pino
It's gone!
[11:18] Poporon
I told you, this is it.
[11:22] Pino
No...
[11:24] Pino
It can't be...
[11:25] Pino
Without my halo,
I can't complete my mission.
[11:30] Pino
What will I do? I've failed!
[11:34] Pino
I've failed!
[11:38] Pekola
You don't need to beat
yourself up that much...
[11:40] Pino
Those who fail their
missions are doomed to die.
[11:44] Pino
I have to run away!
[11:45] Pino
Taxi!
[11:49] Poporon
A taxi? Really?
[11:51] Poporon
That's too funny!
[11:52] Pekola
Why would the Lord go that far?
[11:55] Pekola
Pino...
[11:55] Poporon
A taxi!
[11:56] Pekola
What has made the Lord so harsh?
[11:58] Pekola
Has He changed that much in my absence?
[12:08] Jashin
I'm home!
[12:09] Yurine
Where have you been?
[12:11] Jashin
I've been making pies nonstop,
and I finally devised the perfect recipe!
[12:20] Jashin
I'm really proud of this one!
[12:22] Jashin
Go on, try it!
[12:24] Yurine
Thanks, I will.
[12:29] Yurine
It's delicious.
[12:30] Jashin
Yes! I did it!
[12:33] Jashin
I've finally created my
most delicious pie yet!
[12:37] Yurine
You know, you could open a bakery.
[12:39] Yurine
It'll be a Jinbocho specialty: Jashin pie.
[12:42] Jashin
Huh? Wait, what was I doing again?
[12:45] Yurine
This is so good.
[12:47] Jashin
Oh, whatever!
[12:52] DevilA
Magazine: a device that holds
the ammo for a firearm.
[12:56] DevilA
My Magnum breathes fire!
[12:58] DevilA
No hidden agendas!
[13:02] Poporon
Shoot, I messed up an order.
[13:05] Poporon
That bowl of ramen is
gonna be docked from my pay.
[13:13] Poporon
A devil!
[13:14] Poporon
Um... the potato? Simmered Taro, was it?
SIGN Simmered
SIGN Taro
[13:18] Poporon
What was her name again?
[13:21] Poporon
I wonder if that's one of her friends.
[13:23] Poporon
Well, there's no way
I could beat her right now.
[13:26] Poporon
I'll just avoid interacting with her.
[13:30] Poporon
There's blood on my uniform!
SIGN I'm so sorry!
[13:35] Poporon
What in the world are you doing?!
SIGN I'm sorry! I'm sorry!
SIGN I'll pay to have it cleaned!
[13:44] Poporon
Well, all right. You should sit and rest for a bit.
SIGN Thanks a lot, angel! You're so kind!
[14:00] Poporon
So you could tell.
SIGN What happened to your halo?
SIGN Genesis
[14:05] Poporon
I went through some stuff.
[14:07] Poporon
Now, I'm earning my keep
at a ramen shop as a human.
SIGN Oh... I've never had ramen before.
[14:14] Poporon
Want to try some?
SIGN Can I?
[14:17] Poporon
This was headed for the dumpster, anyway.
[14:19] Jashin
I don't care if you waste your
life, but don't waste food!
SIGN It looks so good!
SIGN I'm digging right in!
SIGN It's delicious!
[14:34] Poporon
She's good with chopsticks...
SIGN This really is delicious!
SIGN Thank you!
[14:39] Poporon
A devil's smile...
[14:42] Poporon
How nauseating.
[14:44] Poporon
First, I get an order wrong,
[14:45] Poporon
then my uniform gets stained...
[14:47] Poporon
This is the worst day ever.
SIGN Thank you for the ramen.
[14:53] Poporon
No problem. I'm gonna go now.
SIGN You know... starting today, I'll be living in the human world, too.
SIGN Let's be friends!
[15:01] Poporon
Friends?
[15:03] Poporon
But you're a devil. Doesn't the idea
of befriending an angel bother you?
SIGN Nope, not at all.
[15:09] Poporon
Well, I don't need any devil friends.
SIGN My name's Persephone II!
[15:14] Poporon
The daughter of Hades and
Persephone from the Underworld?!
[15:17] Poporon
She's a celebrity!
[15:18] Poporon
If I take her down, I'm sure to
shoot straight up the angel ranks!
[15:21] Poporon
I'll pretend to be her friend, and when
I get my angel powers back, I'll kill her!
SIGN What's the matter?
[15:26] Poporon
Oh, nothing!
[15:28] Poporon
Sure, let's be friends.
[15:31] Poporon
I'm Poporon.
SIGN Nice to meet you, Poporon-chan!
[15:38] Poporon
Wh-Whoops! I need to get back to the shop!
[15:41] Poporon
See you later!
[15:43] Poporon
"Friends," she says...
[15:48] Minos
Hey, there you are.
[15:50] Minos
You're late. You had me worried.
SIGN Sorry about that. Thank you for taking me in.
[15:55] Minos
Okay, then! I'll put you
through some tough training
[15:58] ---
to fix that weak constitution of yours!
SIGN Oh, dear... Please go easy on me.
[16:05] DevilA
Jump! It's almost like flying!
[16:07] DevilA
High in the air! High as you can go!
[16:09] DevilA
No hidden agendas!
[16:19] Pino
Oh!
[16:20] Pino
A cute little bunny. Come on out.
[16:26] Pino
Good bunny.
[16:29] Pino
Do you know the story of Buddha?
[16:34] Pino
John the Apostle said the same thing.
[16:37] Pino
Their teachings may have differed,
but the greatest thing of all...
[16:41] Pino
...is still love.
[16:51] Pino
What a lovely meal.
[16:54] Pino
But still...
[16:56] Pino
I suppose Heaven will never forgive me.
[16:59] Pino
How could I fail to do away with the
likes of Pekola-sama and Poporon?
[17:03] Pino
What will I do now?
[17:08] Pino
That's it! I have a great idea!
[17:12] Pino
I'll get rid of the Lord!
[17:15] Pino
I just need to become the new Lord!
[17:18] Pino
Then, I'll rule over Heaven,
destroy Hell and the human realm,
[17:22] Pino
and become queen of the whole world!
[17:25] Pino
It'll be wonderful!
[17:27] Pino
Now, with that settled...
[17:29] Pino
I need to find a place where I can
lie low until my halo regenerates.
[17:36] Jashin
Yurine! Yurine!
[17:38] Jashin
Some stranger is cleaning the place!
[17:40] Yurine
Yeah, that's probably the new custodian.
[17:45] Jashin
What happened to the old custodian?
[17:49] (Flashback) Custodian
Have a good day, Jashin-chan-san.
[17:53] Yurine
She was a widow,
[17:55] Yurine
so she remarried and decided
to move back to her hometown.
[17:59] Jashin
Huh...
[18:00] Yurine
This would be a good time
to introduce ourselves.
[18:03] Jashin
'Kay.
[18:08] Pino
Working in this apartment
building where devils live
[18:11] Pino
should give any pursuers from Heaven
second thoughts about coming for me.
[18:14] Pino
In other words,
it's safer to live near devils.
[18:18] Pino
I'm so clever!
[18:21] Yurine
Hello.
[18:24] Yurine
I'm Hanazono Yurine from apartment 202.
[18:27] Yurine
Nice to meet you.
[18:29] Pino
Y-Yes...
[18:31] Pino
My name is Pino.
[18:33] Pino
It's a pleasure to meet you.
[18:36] Jashin
Yurine, hang on a sec.
[18:37] Jashin
Now that I look at her, I
don't think she's human.
[18:41] Jashin
That irritating aura you have...
You're an angel, aren't you?
[18:43] Pino
Oh, dear. You figured it out already.
[18:47] Jashin
Huh? But what happened to your halo?
[18:50] Jashin
Where's your halo?
[18:51] Jashin
Hay-hay-hay-lo!
[18:54] Pino
Well, you see... stuff happened...
[18:56] Jashin
Like what?
[18:58] Jashin
Like what?
[19:00] Yurine
Come on, don't be a pest about it.
[19:03] Yurine
Everyone has things they
don't want to talk about.
[19:05] Jashin
I bet you came here to kill
Pekola and Poporon but failed,
[19:08] Jashin
and now you can't go home
because you lost your halo, right?
[19:11] Pino
How'd she know?
[19:12] Jashin
Why here, though?! Go work somewhere else!
SIGN Gotham
Dental
Clinic
[19:15] Jashin
Like at a dentist's, or at Maison Nikoku,
[19:17] Jashin
or at Maison Sankoku, or at Maison Yonkoku!
[19:19] Yurine
Who cares where she or anyone else lives?
[19:22] Jashin
I care!
[19:23] Jashin
Once she gets her angel powers
back, she's likely to attack us!
[19:26] Jashin
So I'll use my killer dropkick to finish
her off before she gets the chance!
[19:30] Pino
Wait! I have no intention
of fighting right now!
[19:32] Jashin
But you intend to fight eventually!
[19:34] Pino
I'm anti-Armageddon!
[19:35] Yurine
Stop it, Jashin-chan!
[19:37] Jashin
No! I'm gonna kill her now! Right this minute!
[19:40] Jashin
Let me kill her! Let me
kill her! Let me kill her!
[19:43] Yurine
Jashin-chan, didn't
I just tell you to stop it?
[19:48] Jashin
Wai... Wha... What?!
SIGN è
SIGN m 0 0 l 100 0 100 100 0 100
SIGN Something's being
transmitted into
her head
[19:52] Jashin
M-My head... My head feels... f-feels...
[20:05] Yurine
It's a pleasure to have you in our building.
[20:08] Pino
S-Scary... Hanazono Yurine...
[20:12] Pino
I'd heard she had the
devils under her thumb,
[20:15] Pino
but this... this...
[20:17] Minos
Hey, Yurine-chan!
[20:19] Yurine
Welcome back. Jogging?
[20:21] Minos
Yep! Trying to get some
physical training in.
[20:24] Minos
Hey, who's this?
[20:26] Yurine
She's our new custodian.
SIGN An angel I've never seen before...
[20:30] Minos
Yeah? Well, I'm Minos! Nice to meet you!
SIGN I'm Persephone II.
[20:36] Pino
I-I'm Pino.
SIGN It's so nice to have one more pretty lady around here!
[20:41] Pino
Will I really be able to live like this?
[20:45] Pino
I'm starting to feel a little worried...
[21:08] DevilA
Oh! Meteor!
[21:10] DevilA
Comet!
[21:11] DevilA
Meteor!
[21:12] DevilA
Meteo—
[21:14] DevilA
It blew up!
[22:46] Poporon
Wow, it looks like I'm trending!
[22:49] Poporon
Let's see what they're saying.
[22:50] Poporon
"Noel-chan handled her fans like a pro."
SIGN Noel-chan's way too cute
SIGN Noel-chan handled her fans like a pro.
SIGN This pig was absolutely delighted.
SIGN Noel is a goddess
[22:54] Poporon
"This pig was absolutely delighted."
[22:56] Poporon
Wow, these people are praising me so much!
[23:00] Poporon
They really love me!
[23:01] Poporon
Even humans have their good points—
SIGN Shiromegachi
SIGN Not that anyone cares
SIGN Shiromegachi
SIGN But I think the one voiced
by Yamada Marina is cuter
SIGN Shiromegachi
SIGN The angel Noel isn't that cute
SIGN She's not my type
[23:06] Poporon
I guess I need to wipe them out after all.
[23:10] Mei
Orochimaru, I summon you!
[23:12] Jashin
You called, and now I'm here! Jashin-chan!
[23:14] Jashin
Hey! Don't just go around summoning me!
[23:15] Mei
Aw, but you and I share a bond
from a previous life, Orochimaru!
[23:19] Mei
We'll be together till we die!
[23:20] Jashin
Devils and humans have
totally different lifespans!
[23:22] Mei
No problem! Here!
[23:24] Jashin
What the heck is this collar for?!
[23:26] Mei
It's a collar that will
automatically lock when I die.
[23:29] Mei
We'll be together in
the next life... forever!
[23:32] Jashin
W-Wait... it's already getting tighter...
[23:35] Jashin
Is... Jashin-chan... finally... done for?
E3 - Untitled
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SIGN ATV
for Devils
[00:01] Kids
Teach Us, Devil A!
SIGN m 0 0 s 100 0 100 100 0 100 c
SIGN Teach Us
SIGN Devil
[00:06] A-ta
Hey, Devil A-sensei!
[00:08] A-ko
Sensei!
[00:09] A-ta
Why is Jinbocho called Jinbocho?
SIGN Jinbocho
[00:13] A-ko
Why? Why is it?
[00:13] DevilA
That's a good question, A-ta-kun.
[00:15] A-ko
Why? Why? Why? Why? Why? Why? Why?
Why? Why? Why? Why? Why? Why? Why? Why?
[00:16] DevilA
A-ko-san, be quiet!
I'm trying to answer the question!
[00:20] DevilA
It's because...
[00:20] A-ko
Oh!
SIGN m 0 0 l 0 0 l 23 0 b 24 0 24 1 24 1 l 24 14 b 24 15 23 15 23 15 l -21 15 b -21 15 -22 15 -22 14 l -22 1 b -22 1 -22 1 -22 1 b -22 1 -22 0 -21 0 l -21 0 b -21 0 -21 0 -21 0 b -21 0 -21 0 -21 0
SIGN Jinbocho
SIGN Name Origin Its name is
derived from Jinbo Street,
the street passing by a
large mansion owned by
Jinbo Nagaharu in the
Genroku era
(1688-1704).
[00:22] A-ko
The Internet says it was named
"Jinbocho" after Jinbo Street,
[00:25] A-ko
which is where a samurai named Jinbo
Nagaharu-san had his mansion in the Edo period!
[00:30] A-ta
Amazing, Devil A-sensei!
[00:33] A-ko
See you next time! See you
next time! See you next time!
[00:33] A-ta
See you next time!
[02:13] Pino
Autumn has truly reached its peak.
[02:15] Pino
Well, I should finish up
cleaning and have a snack.
[02:20] Devil A
Whoops! We made a mistake!
[02:22] Devil A
Let's rewind a bit.
[02:27] Devil A
I apologize for that.
[02:29] Devil A
Today, we will see how things unfolded
[02:32] ---
after Persephone II
started living with Minos.
SIGN I-I'm too embarrassed...
[02:38] Yurine
It's fine. You look cute.
SIGN How... does it look?
[02:48] Yurine
It suits you.
[02:49] Medusa
You really do look cute!
[02:51] Minos
It looks great!
[02:52] Jashin
Not bad, Sinbad.
[02:56] Jashin
Hmph! Why would you want to wear clothes?
[02:59] Jashin
Clothes are for the weak!
Strong people don't wear clothes!
[03:03] Jashin
People like me!
[03:04] Yurine
You're a whole new you.
[03:06] Minos
You're a huge help, Yurine-chan.
[03:07] Medusa
You look like a model!
[03:09] Yurine
By the way...
[03:10] Yurine
This one's yours, Jashin-chan.
[03:12] Jashin
Th-That's...
[03:13] Jashin
...the cape I've been wanting!
[03:16] Medusa
I thought you didn't wear clothes...
[03:18] Jashin
Capes are fine.
[03:19] Jashin
Capes are gear for making
the strong even stronger!
[03:23] Medusa
You look cute, Jashin-chan!
[03:25] Jashin
I'm not cute. I'm strong.
[03:28] Minos
I'm glad for you, II.
[03:30] Minos
She picked out a really cute outfit for you.
SIGN Yeah!
[03:32] Yurine
Speaking of, I was wondering
what we should call her.
[03:35] Yurine
Shouldn't we give her a cuter nickname?
[03:38] Minos
Cuter?
[03:41] Jashin
Oh! Oh! Oh! I'll do it! I'll pick one!
[03:44] Minos
You, Jashin-chan?
[03:46] Jashin
Starting today, your name is "Second"!
SIGN Second?
[03:51] Jashin
Men's second bag!
[03:55] Yurine
Men's second bag?
[03:58] Jashin
See? Pretty funny, right?
SIGN What's that mean?
[04:01] Yurine
Your gags are funny,
but they're too complicated for some.
[04:04] Medusa
It should be something cute.
[04:07] Medusa
Oh! How about "Per-chan"?
[04:10] Medusa
"Per" from "Persephone"?
[04:11] Jashin
You idiot! You actually think that's
a good idea? Use your head, moron!
SIGN Per-chan...
SIGN I like it.
SIGN It's cute!
[04:22] Minos
All right. Then, from
now on, you're Per-chan.
[04:28] Medusa
Minos...
[04:29] Medusa
You seem like you've been having
fun since Per-chan moved in.
[04:33] Minos
I only had brothers growing up.
[04:36] Minos
I feel like I have a sister
now. It's kinda cool.
SIGN I was an only child, myself.
SIGN It's so nice having four sisters.
[04:44] Jashin
Four? Are you counting me, too?
SIGN Of course!
SIGN Jashin-chan-oneesan!
[04:52] Jashin
I-I'm not an onee-san!
And I'm not your big sister!
[04:57] Jashin
Medusa, we're going out!
[05:02] Jashin
We're going to the arcade to bang
the hell out of the taiko drum!
SIGN Is Jashin-chan angry?
[05:07] Yurine
She's just embarrassed.
SIGN m 0 0 s 100 0 100 100 0 100 c
SIGN m 0 0 s 100 0 100 100 0 100 c
SIGN Yokozuna
SIGN Jashin-chan
SIGN Hard
SIGN Combo
SIGN Combo
SIGN Good
SIGN Good
[05:16] Jashin
A big sister, huh?
[05:18] Jashin
That's not so bad...
[05:20] Medusa
You're so good at that, Jashin-chan!
[05:26] Pino
It melts in my mouth!
SIGN Shogi Hall
[05:43] Yurine
It's your turn. What's the holdup?
[05:45] Jashin
I was just thinking, if we
jumped on the shogi bandwagon,
[05:47] Jashin
and made a shogi set with pieces
modeled after all of us, it'd sell pretty well.
[05:53] Yurine
Would it really?
SIGN Vipers and Jashin-chan
are basically relatives
[05:54] Jashin
Dropkick on My Devil and
shogi are highly compatible!
[05:58] Yurine
How the hell do you figure that?
[05:59] Jashin
Well, take the one that says "flying car."
SIGN Rook
SIGN Fly
SIGN Car
[06:01] Jashin
That one's Mei!
[06:03] Mei
I'm arresting you and putting you away!
[06:04] Jashin
Her sanity and her car flew away ages ago!
[06:06] Yurine
That's read "hisha." It's the rook.
[06:09] Jashin
And this one has "horns" on it, so that's Minos!
SIGN Bishop
SIGN Horns
SIGN Go
[06:11] Minos
All right!
[06:12] Yurine
That's "kaku," the bishop.
You're reading them wrong.
[06:15] Jashin
"Katsura"? I saw that name
in the ending credits.
SIGN Katsura
Tree
SIGN Horse
SIGN Knight
[06:19] Katsura
Screen printing is awesome!
[06:20] Yurine
It's not "Katsura."
It's "keima," the knight.
SIGN Pawn
SIGN Walk
SIGN Soldier
[06:22] Jashin
Um... "walk"... walk... work? Pino?
[06:27] Yurine
That's "fu," the pawn.
You're not even trying anymore.
SIGN King General
[06:30] Jashin
The king general is me,
and the jeweled general is you!
SIGN Jeweled General
SIGN Jeweled General Drinks
[06:33] Jashin
"Silver" is...
SIGN Silver General
[06:34] Jashin
...either Per-chan or Poporon, I guess.
[06:37] Yurine
What? You can't decide?
[06:38] Jashin
There aren't enough pieces for everyone.
[06:40] Yurine
Because you're just
assigning them at random.
[06:42] Jashin
And this one is Pekola.
SIGN Lance
SIGN Scent
SIGN Car
[06:45] Yurine
Why?
[06:45] Jashin
I figure she sprays herself with scents
every day because she doesn't bathe.
SIGN Feb
[06:49] Yurine
That kind of gossip could
destroy someone's reputation.
[06:52] Pekola
Huh?
[06:55] Pekola
What's this hammer for?
[06:57] Yurine
That piece has nothing to do with scents,
anyway. It's "kyosha," the lance.
SIGN Gold General
[07:01] Jashin
"Gold" is money! That one's
Medusa! No doubt about it!
[07:04] Medusa
Here you go. I got a new card.
[07:07] Medusa
Don't tell Yurine-san!
[07:08] Jashin
Aw, thanks!
[07:10] Yurine
I told you not to do that, Medusa!
[07:12] Medusa
I'm sorry...
[07:12] Yurine
And that piece has nothing to do with money!
[07:14] Jashin
Uh, yeah. We're totally shogi.
[07:18] Jashin
I can see it now.
[07:19] Yurine
A mountain of unsold stock is all I see.
[07:30] Yurine
What? Kori-chan is missing?
[07:33] Jashin
You mean Koji?
[07:34] Yusa
Yes. I only took my eyes off of her
for a moment in Akihabara...
[07:38] Jashin
For skinny jeans?
SIGN m 0 0 l 100 0 100 100 0 100
SIGN è
SIGN Skinny
Jeans
[07:40] Yurine
And then what?
[07:41] Yusa
I looked around, but I couldn't find her.
[07:44] Jashin
I just got ignored...
[07:44] Yurine
That is concerning.
[07:46] Jashin
She's probably dead.
[07:48] Yusa
What?
[07:48] Jashin
Just give up.
[07:50] Jashin
You shouldn't have taken
your eyes off of her.
[07:52] Yusa
But... It was only for an instant...
SIGN m 0 0 l 100 0 100 100 0 100
SIGN è
SIGN Skinny Jeans
[07:55] Jashin
Skinny!
[07:55] Yurine
Stop making her feel worse!
[07:56] Yurine
Ow, ow, ow! It was a joke! A joke!
[08:00] Yurine
We should call the police.
[08:02] Jashin
You said Akiba?
[08:03] Jashin
Mei knows that area really well.
[08:06] Mei
My room, Orochimaru, and me!
SIGN Yakitori
[08:09] Mei
What's the matter, Orochimaru?
Wanna come over?
[08:13] Jashin
Like hell! Give that ridiculous crap a rest!
[08:17] Mei
She's missing?
[08:18] Mei
Could you tell me what she looks like?
[08:20] Jashin
Well... She's about 80 centimeters tall,
[08:24] Jashin
with a white kimono and blue hair,
[08:26] Jashin
and a face like a mole.
[08:29] Mei
Got it. If I find out anything,
I'll let you know.
SIGN Hell
SIGN For Maharaurava
[08:42] Mei
Well, I mean...
[08:44] Mei
She was just so cute!
[08:47] Mei
But you wanted to come with me, didn't you?
[08:52] Mei
"Yes, I did!"
[08:55] Mei
You're so cute in your ugly little way!
[08:58] Mei
This is a problem, though.
[09:00] Mei
I didn't expect you to be an
acquaintance of Orochimaru's.
[09:02] Mei
It's only a matter of time
until she finds you.
[09:05] Mei
I need to think of a way to add
you to my collection quickly...
[09:09] Mei
Should I preserve you in
formalin, or stuff you?
[09:13] Mei
Maybe I should mummify you...
[09:17] Mei
Formalin isn't scary.
[09:25] Mei
What's this? What are you doing?
[09:29] Mei
It's so cold, I'm freezing! Incredible!
[09:32] Mei
What is this? It suddenly got really cold...
[09:38] Mei
Wait, you're gonna freeze me! Stop!
[09:40] Mei
I get it! I'll take you back!
[09:42] Mei
I'll take you back, okay?! So stop!
[09:47] Mei
I guess I have no choice now.
[09:49] Mei
But just remember, I owe you one now!
[09:58] Yurine
She's not here.
[10:01] Yusa
She's not at Radio Kaikan, either.
[10:03] Jashin
I found The Punisher for the Genes
while I was looking for Koji!
[10:07] Katsura
Let us out! Help!
[10:07] Chiba
Really? You want it in 68
payments? For all three?!
[10:07] Ozaki
I write my parents' names here, right?
Wait, my other relatives', too?!
SIGN Negotiation in Progress
[10:12] Yusa
She's nowhere to be found.
[10:14] Yurine
Where could she be?
[10:17] Jashin
Hey, it's Koji!
[10:23] Yusa
Thank goodness!
[10:25] Jashin
Did you find her, Mei?
[10:27] Mei
Yep!
[10:28] Mei
Tachibana Mei, the super cop
of the Banzaibashi Police!
[10:32] Yusa
Thank you so much, truly.
[10:35] Yusa
I'll never forget my debt to you.
[10:37] Yurine
I'm glad you were found safe.
[10:42] Mei
I only did what a super cop ought to do.
[10:46] Yusa
I'll come back on another
day to thank you properly.
[10:50] Yusa
We'll be going now.
[10:55] Jashin
What is it, Yurine?
[10:57] Yurine
Oh, uh... nothing.
[11:00] Yurine
I hope.
[11:03] Mei
I can do anything as long
as I don't get caught, right?
[11:06] Mei
I'll just go find myself another cutie.
[11:13] Medusa
Jashin-chan!
[11:14] Yurine
Hurry up or we'll leave you here.
SIGN Yokai
Exhibit
SIGN Yokai
Exhibit
[11:17] Minos
I've never been to a museum
in the human realm before.
[11:20] Medusa
Same here!
[11:22] Jashin
I'm feeling smarter just by being here!
SIGN That's amazing, Jashin-chan!
[11:26] Minos
Oh, please. You're not smarter.
[11:27] Staff
This is floor 1, exhibit room 2.
[11:28] Yurine
I never thought I'd be bringing
a bunch of devils to a yokai exhibit.
[11:33] Yurine
Look at the displays quietly, you guys.
SIGN Nekomata
SIGN Nekomata
[11:36] Jashin
Nekomako?
SIGN How cute!
[11:39] Yurine
That's "Nekomata."
[11:41] Minos
Is this supposed to be a cow?
SIGN m 0 0 l 100 0 100 100 0 100
SIGN Ushi-oni
[11:43] Minos
I guess it does look a little like my dad.
[11:46] Medusa
No, it doesn't...
[11:47] Minos
I'll send him a picture of it.
SIGN Oh, this one looks a little like Jashin-chan!
[11:55] Yurine
Hey, I told you guys to be quiet.
SIGN Jashin-chan!
SIGN m 0 0 l 100 0 100 100 0 100
SIGN Hebi-onna
SIGN m 0 0 l 100 0 100 100 0 100
SIGN Photography Allowed
[11:59] Minos
Looks just like her!
[12:02] Yurine
You're right. It does.
[12:04] Jashin
Is there really a yokai as cute as m—
[12:10] Jashin
The hell is this?
[12:11] Jashin
How does that look like me?!
It's just a head with a tail!
[12:15] Yurine
Hey! Keep it down!
[12:16] Yurine
If you don't stop, I'll make you nothing
but a head and tail, like that painting.
[12:23] Minos
It's the cow from that one painting!
[12:24] Minos
This T-shirt is awesome!
SIGN I think I'm going to get this.
[12:28] Yurine
What is that?
SIGN A pencil cap.
[12:32] Jashin
Medusa...
[12:35] Jashin
Did that thing... really look like me?
[12:39] Jashin
I won't get mad at you.
[12:46] Medusa
Maybe a little...
[12:48] Jashin
I see.
SIGN This is delicious!
[12:52] Yurine
When did you change your shirt, Minos?
[12:55] Minos
Looks cool, right?
[13:00] Minos
Jashin-chan?
[13:03] Minos
If you're not gonna eat it...
[13:09] Jashin
Did that creature...
[13:11] Jashin
...really look like me?
[13:15] Jashin
No... In truth, even at that
moment, I already knew.
[13:21] Jashin
It did look like me.
[13:22] Jashin
Like I'd ever admit that!
[13:24] Yurine
Shut up.
[13:25] Jashin
Did she look like me?
[13:27] Jashin
Or could she actually be
the origin of my entire race?
[13:31] Jashin
But we're a race that can live
for tens of thousands of years.
[13:35] Jashin
Maybe I'm actually the origin,
[13:37] Jashin
but the unnecessary parts degenerated,
[13:39] Jashin
and what was left evolved into that!
[13:42] Jashin
Which means that yokai is my ultimate form,
comprised only of what's essential!
[13:48] Jashin
Evolution, huh?
[13:50] Jashin
Damn! That might actually be cool as hell!
[13:55] Jashin
Let me just imagine that right now.
[14:02] Jashin
Gross!
[14:04] Jashin
Please, no! No!
SIGN ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
SIGN ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
SIGN Nooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo
[14:06] Yurine
Is she sleep-talking?
[14:09] Jashin
Man, I'm stiff.
[14:12] Yurine
You seem really tired.
[14:14] Jashin
It's true.
[14:16] Jashin
I've got so many spirits
possessing me. It's wearing me out.
[14:20] Yurine
That would definitely tire you out.
[14:31] Yurine
Get up!
[14:38] Jashin
What? What? What?! What happened?!
[14:40] Jashin
Wait... where are we?
[14:42] Yurine
Don't give me that.
[14:44] Jashin
Yurine, this is terrible!
Our apartment changed!
[14:47] Yurine
This is someone else's place.
[14:49] Jashin
Huh?
[14:50] Yurine
Take a moment to recall
what you did last night.
SIGN Sushi
[14:57] Jashin
I think I got drunk...
SIGN Sushi
SIGN Sushi
SIGN Sushi
SIGN Sushi
SIGN Abe
SIGN Abe
[15:02] Jashin
So tired...
[15:03] Abe
Wh-Who are you?!
[15:05] Jashin
Ugh, I can't stand it...
[15:06] Abe
Wait, you can't...
[15:12] Jashin
Oh...
[15:14] Jashin
Oh!
[15:15] Yurine
She saw the contact info
I sewed to your wallet,
[15:18] Yurine
and was kind enough to contact me.
[15:19] Abe
Hi there.
[15:21] Yurine
Jeez. Do you know how much trouble you caused?
[15:25] Yurine
I really am sorry about this.
[15:28] Abe
Oh, no, it's okay...
[15:29] Yurine
You need to apologize, too.
[15:32] Jashin
Oh, yeah. My bad.
[15:34] Jashin
I-I am truly sorry for
the trouble I've caused.
SIGN Sushi
SIGN Sushi
SIGN Sushi
[15:38] Jashin
Please accept this sushi.
[15:41] Abe
Th-Thank you...
[15:45] Jashin
My nose is broken.
[15:47] Yurine
Just how much did you drink?
[15:50] Yurine
Ugh, you reek of booze.
[15:52] Jashin
I feel sick...
[15:57] Jashin
I got into a drinking contest with some
guy at the bar I went to last night...
[16:04] Yurine
Is this his business card?
SIGN Shiosai Co., Ltd.
SIGN Managing
Director
SIGN — 12 Hours Earlier —
[16:07] Miura
You're quite the drinker.
[16:11] Jashin
What's up, old man? Wanna have a contest?
[16:16] Miura
That sounds interesting.
[16:17] Miura
Just so you know, I can keep
drinking for quite a while.
[16:20] Jashin
No problem.
[16:21] Jashin
It's not like a mere human
can outdrink me, anyway.
SIGN —1 Hour Later—
[16:26] Jashin
I'm really grateful to Miura!
[16:31] Jashin
Thanks!
[16:32] Miura
Miura?
[16:33] Jashin
Yeah! He sang our ending theme!
[16:37] Miura
Oh, yeah, him. He's great, isn't he?
[16:41] Jashin
He is! And he's a great dancer!
He's Japan's you-know-who Jackson!
[16:47] Jashin
Exciting! Hype!
[16:49] Miura
I think you've got the wrong Miura.
[16:51] Jashin
Huh? The dancer?
[16:54] Jashin
The soccer player?
[16:55] Miura
That's Kazu.
[16:56] Jashin
Huh?
[16:58] Miura
Try again. Miura Yu...
[17:00] Jashin
The one who climbed Everest!
[17:01] Miura
He's way older.
[17:03] Jashin
What?
[17:04] Jashin
The shogi—
[17:05] Miura
Different Miura.
[17:07] Jashin
The Naoki Prize winner—
[17:08] Miura
Different Miura.
[17:10] Jashin
The popular actor—
[17:11] Miura
Different Miura.
[17:12] Jashin
The LA murder—
[17:13] Miura
Different Miura, and different Kazu.
[17:18] Jashin
Jump across the fire to me.
[17:20] Jashin
If you'll jump across the fire to me...
[17:21] Miura
Oh, you know that movie?
[17:23] Miura
And you're so young... How embarrassing...
SIGN m 0 0 l 100 0 100 100 0 100
SIGN Spirytus
SIGN m 0 0 l 100 0 100 100 0 100
SIGN Spirytus
[17:26] Miura
I feel a little like that Miura now.
[17:27] Jashin
Oh, don't be silly.
SIGN m 0 0 l 100 0 100 100 0 100
SIGN Spirytus
SIGN m 0 0 l 100 0 100 100 0 100
SIGN Spirytus
SIGN m 0 0 l 100 0 100 100 0 100
SIGN Spirytus
SIGN m 0 0 l 100 0 100 100 0 100
SIGN Spirytus
SIGN m 0 0 l 100 0 100 100 0 100
SIGN Spirytus
SIGN m 0 0 l 100 0 100 100 0 100
SIGN Spirytus
SIGN m 0 0 l 100 0 100 100 0 100
SIGN Spirytus
SIGN m 0 0 l 100 0 100 100 0 100
SIGN Spirytus
SIGN m 0 0 l 100 0 100 100 0 100
SIGN Spirytus
SIGN m 0 0 l 100 0 100 100 0 100
SIGN Spirytus
[17:30] Jashin
Honestly, I'm so grateful
to Maeyamada Kenichi.
[17:35] Miura
Yeah...
[17:36] Miura
Wait, what happened to Miura...
[17:39] Guy
Whoa, that dude drank
Spirytus and passed out!
[17:40] Jashin
Fool. That's what you
get for challenging me.
[17:41] Guy
Call an ambulance!
SIGN 10,000 Yen
[17:43] Miura
Miura...
SIGN 10,000 Yen
[17:44] Guy
Dude, are you okay?
[17:44] Jashin
Yo, barkeep, I'll leave the
money to cover us both.
[17:46] Guy
Dude, dude, dude! Dude, dude, dude!
[17:47] Bar
Okay... Take care on your way home.
[17:51] Jashin
That's the story.
[17:52] Jashin
So I drank lots and lots last night!
[17:54] Yurine
What you did at the end
of that was pretty bad.
[17:57] Jashin
I know, right? That old
dude's probably dead!
[18:02] Yurine
What's wrong?
[18:05] Miura
Well, hi there.
[18:08] Jashin
He's alive!
[18:16] Pekola
I've never played mahjong before.
[18:18] Poporon
We'll go easy on you.
[18:21] Pekola
Okay, this white one—
[18:22] Poporon
Popo-ron!
[18:33] Yurine
What's wrong? You haven't said a word all day.
[18:37] Yurine
Want some ice cream?
[18:39] Yurine
Pudding?
[18:42] Yurine
What's wrong with you?
[18:44] Jashin
My tooth...
[18:47] Jashin
My tooth hurts.
[18:49] Yurine
A cavity?
[18:50] Jashin
I think so.
[18:53] Jashin
I thought it'd get better
eventually if I left it alone...
[18:56] Yurine
Cavities don't get better!
[18:58] Yurine
Go see a dentist right now!
[19:01] Yurine
What's that look for?
[19:02] Jashin
What's a dentist's office like?
[19:05] Jashin
This is my first cavity,
so I've never been to one...
[19:09] Yurine
Well, to put it simply...
[19:12] Yurine
It's like a torture chamber.
[19:15] Yurine
They put you in a chair
and won't let you move,
[19:19] Yurine
then they carve into
the cavity with a drill.
[19:23] Jashin
This drill's way too big!
[19:23] Dentist
Sweat. Sweat. Sweat. Joke.
SIGN m 50 0 b 100 0 100 100 50 100 b 0 100 0 0 50 0
SIGN ,
SIGN Sweat
SIGN m 50 0 b 100 0 100 100 50 100 b 0 100 0 0 50 0
SIGN ,
SIGN Sweat
SIGN m 50 0 b 100 0 100 100 50 100 b 0 100 0 0 50 0
SIGN ,
SIGN Sweat
[19:25] Jashin
Stop! Stop!
SIGN m 50 0 b 100 0 100 100 50 100 b 0 100 0 0 50 0
SIGN ,
SIGN Joke
[19:26] Nurse
It's a sushi roll.
[19:27] Jashin
Like hell it is, you dumbass!
[19:30] Yurine
I was kidding.
[19:32] Yurine
Come on. It won't get
better if you don't go,
[19:34] Yurine
so get moving.
SIGN Gotham Dental Clinic
[19:41] Sorata
Wow, it's a snake!
[19:43] Girl
There's a snake in here!
[19:44] Sorata
Mom, it's a snake!
[19:45] Jashin
Shut up! I'm in pain right now!
[19:46] Mom
Yes, I can see that.
[19:49] Sorata
Snake Bomber!
[19:52] Sorata
Ow...
[19:52] Yurine
Oh, are you okay?
[19:56] Jashin
Ma'am...
[19:59] Jashin
I'd appreciate it if you'd watch
your child and not your smartphone.
[20:04] Jashin
Otherwise, I'll kill him.
[20:06] Yurine
Jashin-chan.
[20:11] Yurine
They'll call you in soon
enough. Just wait quietly.
[20:18] Yurine
Your heartbeat's really loud...
[20:20] Yurine
Wait, you're making that
noise with your mouth?
[20:23] Jashin
Y-Yurine, hold my hand! I-I-I'm too nervous!
[20:27] Yurine
You're creeping me out.
[20:28] Yurine
Your vibrating's making me itch.
[20:30] Jashin
I wanna go home!
[20:31] Yurine
Quit fidgeting.
[20:33] Jashin
They're not calling me.
[20:34] Jashin
Maybe we should cancel
and come back tomorrow.
[20:37] Jashin
Yeah, that's it. Let's do that.
[20:37] Yurine
It's only been five minutes.
[20:40] Jashin
Okay... I'll wait until they call two mor—
[20:42] Hygienist
Jashin-chan-san!
[20:46] Jashin
I got called! They finally called my name!
[20:50] Jashin
Yurine, help me! Go in with me!
[20:53] Yurine
Stop being weird. You're not a little kid.
[20:57] Jashin
Okay, I'll grit my teeth
and get it over with.
[20:59] Yurine
You'll have to open your mouth.
[21:02] Yurine
Just get in there already.
[21:04] Yurine
Now!
SIGN m 0 0 l 100 0 100 100 0 100
SIGN m 0 0 l 100 0 100 100 0 100
SIGN Exam Room
SIGN m 0 0 l 100 0 100 100 0 100
SIGN m 0 0 l 100 0 100 100 0 100
SIGN Exam Room
[21:06] Jashin
No!
[21:08] Jashin
Help me!
[21:08] Dentist
Stop that! Hold still!
[21:11] DevilA
I'll do that for you!
[21:12] DevilA
No!
[21:14] Jashin
It doesn't hurt anymore!
[21:16] Yurine
Aren't you glad you came?
[21:18] Jashin
Yep! Sure am!
[21:20] Jashin
He said I shouldn't eat
anything for 30 minutes.
[21:22] Yurine
I see.
[21:23] Jashin
Well, I'm free until they call me up to pay,
[21:26] Jashin
so I'll have some chocolate!
[21:27] Yurine
You idiot!
[21:28] Jashin
My appetizer!
[21:31] Yurine
Did you forget what you just said?!
[21:34] Yurine
Could you check her one more time?
[21:35] Jashin
M-My tooth broke! Help me!
[21:37] Hygienist
Uh-huh...
[23:10] Pekola
Summer is so hot... I'm melting...
[23:13] Pekola
If I evaporated,
could I make it back to Heaven?
[23:15] Yusa
Pekola-san, would you like some shaved ice?
[23:18] Pekola
Yusa-san, Koji-san...
[23:20] Pekola
I don't have any money right now.
[23:23] Yusa
That's all right. It's my sister's treat.
[23:25] Pekola
R-Really? Are you sure?
[23:27] Yusa
Yes.
[23:30] Pekola
You're devils, but you're just like angels!
[23:32] Pekola
Thank you, Yusa-san and Koji-san!
[23:34] Pekola
Please come visit me in Heaven someday!
[23:36] Pekola
May God bless these devils!
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SIGN My Dream for the Future
SIGN P
e
r
s
SIGN This is hard...
[00:06] Jashin
What, you're actually studying?
[00:09] Jashin
Lame!
SIGN I think a smart-aleck devil who's only strong against the young and the weak is a lot lamer.
[00:23] Jashin
Smart-aleck... devil...
[00:26] Yurine
Why not take a break and have some tea?
SIGN Ja
SIGN Yay! Fujike cakes!
SIGN Fujike
[00:33] Yurine
Here, smart-aleck devil.
You can have some, too.
[00:37] Jashin
Smart-aleck devil...
[00:40] Yurine
You know, after all that big talk,
[00:43] Yurine
you didn't do any dropkicks last episode.
SIGN So it really is title fraud?
[00:49] Yurine
Seems that way...
[00:52] Yurine
Let's change the title.
[00:54] Jashin
What?!
SIGN The Smart-Aleck Devil!
SIGN m 0 0 l 0 0 l -3 0 l -6 -2 l -8 -5 l -8 -10 l -6 -12 l -2 -14 l 2 -14 l 9 -13 l 10 -11 l 14 -11 l 17 -14 l 19 -15 l 23 -12 l 23 -12 l 24 -10 l 24 -8 l 25 -5 l 24 -2 l 23 -1 l 21 0 l 15 0 l 11 1 l 6 1 l 4 0 l 2 0
SIGN m 50 0 b 100 0 100 100 50 100 b 0 100 0 0 50 0
SIGN m 50 0 b 100 0 100 100 50 100 b 0 100 0 0 50 0
SIGN Smart-Aleck Devil
[02:27] Jashin
Smart-aleck devil...
SIGN Hey, Yurine-chan.
SIGN m 0 0 l 0 0 l 1 -3 l 2 -5 l 4 -5 l 8 -3 l 10 -4 l 15 -5 l 18 -4 l 19 -3 l 24 -4 l 26 -3 l 29 1 l 28 3 l 28 4 l 23 7 l 19 6 l 15 7 l 14 7 l 10 7 l 7 6 l 6 7 l 4 7 l 2 6 l 1 4 l 0 2 l 0 -1
SIGN m 50 0 b 100 0 100 100 50 100 b 0 100 0 0 50 0
SIGN m 50 0 b 100 0 100 100 50 100 b 0 100 0 0 50 0
SIGN Smart-Aleck Devil
[02:29] Jashin
Smart-aleck devil...
Smart-aleck devil...
SIGN I have to write a paper on the theme of "the future me."
SIGN What do you think I should write about?
[02:36] Yurine
Well...
[02:38] Yurine
Is there anything you'd like
to become in the future?
SIGN What I'd like to become?
SIGN A pencil cap!
[02:50] Jashin
I know you can do it.
[02:52] Jashin
Go for it.
SIGN Go for it
SIGN Go for it
[02:53] Yurine
Be serious, Per-chan.
[02:55] Yurine
There must be something.
SIGN Maybe a teacher who's like everyone's mom?
[03:05] Yurine
Why not just write that, then?
SIGN Oh...
[03:09] Yurine
"The future me," huh?
[03:11] Yurine
I wrote about that a long time ago, too.
SIGN What did you write?
[03:17] Yurine
"A dictator."
[03:20] Yurine
I wrote that I would kill all who defied me,
[03:22] Yurine
and create the Yurine
Kingdom, a paradise on Earth,
[03:27] Yurine
inhabited only by those
who swore loyalty to me.
SIGN That's so cool!
[03:33] Jashin
The Yurine Kingdom?
[03:35] Jashin
Hang on, that's no joke!
[03:37] Jashin
If she really created that kingdom,
[03:40] Jashin
she might invade Hell itself
one day and try to take over!
[03:44] Jashin
This psychopath's thinking
dangerous thoughts.
[03:47] Jashin
I can't allow her to live.
[03:50] Jashin
Well, then!
[03:52] Jashin
I suppose I'll start getting dinner ready.
[03:56] Jashin
I think I'll make pickled
veggies for today's side dish.
[04:01] Jashin
This daikon is perfectly pickled!
[04:04] Jashin
Chop, chop, chop, chop...
[04:07] Jashin
And a chop for Yurine!
[04:13] Yurine
Jashin-chan, c'mere a sec.
[04:16] ---
'Kay.
[04:18] Yurine
Would you prefer a punch or a kick?
[04:21] Jsahin
Um...
[04:23] Yurine
A kick, you say?
SIGN Flump
SIGN Flump
SIGN Pfft
SIGN Pfft
[04:30] Jashin
You moron!
[04:31] Jashin
That's what you get for tryin' to kick me
on a tatami floor wearing socks!
[04:37] Jashin
What a moron!
SIGN This isn't good...
[04:42] Yurine
You're just a smart-aleck devil.
[04:45] Yurine
A smart-aleck devil has
the gall to laugh at me?
SIGN Gaaaah
[04:54] Jashin
My back! My back!
[04:58] Jashin
Let me down!
[04:58] Yurine
I always wanted to run a butcher shop.
[05:02] Yurine
The more you struggle,
the more it'll hurt as the hook digs in.
[05:03] Jashin
Let me down! Please!
SIGN Jashin-chan, keep it down! I can't concentrate on my paper!
SIGN Hanazono Butcher Shop
SIGN Hanazono Butcher Shop
[05:12] Shijimi
Hello!
[05:14] Shijimi
So, what should we have for dinner tonight?
[05:17] Fish
I want snake!
[05:19] Shijimi
Now, dear, butcher shops don't have snake.
[05:22] Fish
They don't?
[05:24] Yurine
We do.
[05:26] Jashin
Flop, flop! Flop, flop!
[05:37] Jashin
After my national health
insurance payment for this month,
[05:40] Jashin
I don't have any spending money left!
[05:43] Jashin
What's wrong with this country?!
[05:43] Jashin
National Health Insurance
[05:45] Jashin
There's the national pension,
Tokyo residential tax, ward tax...
SIGN National Pension
SIGN Tokyo Residential Tax
SIGN Ward Tax
[05:48] Jashin
And when you buy anything,
there's a consumption tax, too!
SIGN Consumption Tax
[05:51] Jashin
Why is it so hard to live in this country?!
[05:54] DevilA
That's how Japan is,
SIGN World Sports Festival
SIGN Leap beyond
the summit!
[05:56] DevilA
but they say holding the
World Sports Festival here
[05:58] DevilA
will boost the economy by trillions of yen!
SIGN m 0 0 l 100 0 100 100 0 100
SIGN This will won't
be on the test
SIGN X
SIGN m 0 0 l 100 0 100 100 0 100
[06:03] DevilA
Plus, all who volunteer as event staff
[06:05] DevilA
will receive a prepaid card with
1,000 yen on it for every work day!
[06:10] DevilA
That's 1,000 yen per day,
even though you're volunteering!
[06:13] DevilA
How generous is that?! So generous!
SIGN World Sports Festival
SIGN Seeking Volunteers
SIGN m 0 0 l 100 0 100 100 0 100
SIGN m 0 0 l 100 0 100 100 0 100
SIGN And for all who participate...?!
SIGN A free prepaid
card with 1,000
yen per day!!
[06:17] Pekola
A prepaid card with 1,000 yen per day
[06:20] Pekola
for doing volunteer work
in the hot midsummer sun?
[06:24] Pekola
1,000 yen for a whole day's work...
[06:30] Pekola
What a bounty!
[06:33] Jashin
1,000 yen isn't even
worth calling a side hustle!
[06:38] Jashin
And Hell will be coming to
collect my taxes pretty soon, too...
[06:44] Jashin
I'll make more money by playing pachinko.
[06:48] Jashin
What's...
[06:50] Poporon
What are you doing here, Pino?
[06:52] Pino
I'm working as the custodian here.
[06:55] Poporon
You got a job as a custodian in
the building where the devils live?
[06:59] Poporon
You must be plotting something.
[07:01] Pino
Yes!
[07:02] Poporon
I knew it!
[07:03] Poporon
Well, not that I care,
[07:06] Poporon
but Pekola-sama was worried about you.
[07:08] Pino
Well, I'm right here,
[07:11] Pino
so you can tell her not to worry.
[07:13] Poporon
Tell her yourself.
[07:15] Poporon
I'm busy, you know.
[07:17] Pino
What a brat...
[07:19] Pino
Even back in Heaven,
I never really liked you.
[07:23] Jashin
Hey...
[07:25] Jashin
What're you two angels having
such a friendly chat about?
[07:28] Poporon
Meat and Potatoes! Stay out of this!
[07:29] Pino
Meat and Potatoes...
SIGN Meat
and
Potatoes
SIGN m 0 0 s 100 0 100 100 0 100 c
SIGN m 0 0 s 100 0 100 100 0 100 c
SIGN m 0 0 s 100 0 100 100 0 100 c
[07:30] Jashin
Meat and Potatoes?
[07:31] Poporon
What? I re-read volume 4 of
the manga! I know that's right!
[07:35] Poporon
Rewatch the anime!
I mean, that's fine too, but...
[07:36] Pino
Volume 4...
SIGN Volume
Four
[07:39] Jashin
By the way, you two,
[07:40] Jashin
do you pay your national health
insurance payments in the human realm?
[07:44] Poporon
I told you to stay out of this!
[07:46] Jashin
Come on, answer me.
[07:48] Jashin
Just answer me, mister!
[07:52] Jashin
Who else do we call "mister"?
[07:53] DevilA
Here.
SIGN Okure
[07:54] Jashin
Hmm, how about it?
[07:56] Poporon
Ugh, what's your deal?! Yes, I pay mine!
[07:59] Pino
I pay mine, too.
[08:00] Jashin
Good for you two!
SIGN Clap
[08:05] Jashin
I wonder if Pekola does.
[08:07] Jashin
I'll ask her next time I see her.
[08:09] Jashin
But man, it really sucks, doesn't it?
[08:12] Jashin
Having to pay national health
insurance and everything else
[08:15] ---
in both Hell and the human realm...
[08:17] Jashin
You guys pay for both too, right?
[08:20] Poporon
There are no taxes in Heaven.
[08:24] Jashin
N-No taxes?! Is that place
paradise or something?!
[08:28] Jashin
Oh. I guess it is.
[08:30] Jashin
That sounds awesome!
Maybe I should move to Heaven!
[08:33] Jashin
Funny, right?!
SIGN Genesis
[08:36] Jashin
Hey, you have ramen!
[08:39] Poporon
That's for a delivery!
[08:41] Jashin
The plastic wrap on these ramen
bowls has a certain bounciness.
[08:46] JAshin
It's not ordinary plastic wrap, is it?
[08:49] Poporon
Hey!
[08:50] Jashin
Chow time.
SIGN Chow
time
[08:51] Poporon
No one said you could eat that!
[08:54] Pino
What even brought this on?
[08:55] Jashin
Ramen's so good!
[08:57] Jashin
I don't think there's anyone who hates ramen!
SIGN Oh, Poporon-chan!
[09:02] Minos
The delivery was taking a while,
[09:04] Minos
so I got worried and came to check on you.
SIGN Genesis
SIGN Jashin-chan is eating our ramen!
SIGN m 0 0 l 100 0 100 100 0 100
SIGN Her
second
bowl
[09:12] Minos
Hey! That's our lunch you're eating!
[09:17] Jashin
Sorry about that. I'll make
something for you instead.
[09:21] Jashin
You two are gonna eat some, too, right?
[09:27] Jashin
Here you go! Jashin-chan's
special omelet rice!
[09:32] Minos
Jashin-chan's omelet rice is still the best!
SIGN m 0 0 l 100 0 100 100 0 100
SIGN Had two bowls of
ramen, still eating
omelet rice
[09:36] Poporon
It's not as good as our chef's cooking,
[09:38] Poporon
but it's not bad.
[09:40] Pino
I'm not sure how I ended up sitting
down for a meal with devils.
[09:45] Pink
But... it is delicious.
[09:50] Poporon
If you're going to live in the human realm,
[09:53] Poporon
you'll just have to get used to this.
[09:57] Minos
This is seriously good, Jashin-chan!
[09:59] Jashin
For sure!
[10:00] Jashin
I'm telling you, my omelet
rice is the best in the world!
[10:05] Minos
Totally! I could eat it forever!
[10:06] Pino
It's delicious...
[10:07] Jashin
Right?
[10:08] Minos
Yeah!
[10:09] Mei
After this, a swimsuit episode!
[10:11] Mei
All of the fan service!
[10:16] Jashin
Can you believe it?!
[10:18] Jashin
I won a one-day private beach party
in the shopping district lottery yet again!
[10:24] Jashin
Huh? What am I talking about?
[10:26] Jashin
Any Dropkick newbies asking that
[10:28] Jashin
need to buy the disc release of
season 1 and watch episode 12 right now!
SIGN Dropkick
on My Devil!
Blu-ray
2nd Box
[10:32] Jashin
I won't let anyone say they
don't know what happened!
[10:34] Jashin
I owe it all to my cultists!
[10:38] Jashin
Right, Tajiri?
[10:39] Pekola
M-My name isn't Tajiri!
SIGN Jashin-chan has legs!
[10:45] Minos
Hey, you're right.
[10:48] Jashin
I figured I should enjoy the beach
in my perfect Jashin-chan figure today.
[10:56] Tangan
Hello!
[10:57] Tangon
Delivery for you!
[10:59] Jashin
Tangan-chan!
[11:01] Jashin
Ooh, did I level up
without realizing again?
[11:04] Tangan
No, it's nothing like that.
[11:07] Tangan
Our records show that you squished
a mayfly with your elbow recently.
[11:08] Jashin
Dig, dig...
SIGN Squish
[11:11] Tangan
It's not quite a reward, but this is for you.
SIGN Satan's
SIGN Tears
[11:14] DevilA
It's this stuff.
SIGN m 0 0 l 100 0 100 100 0 100
SIGN Satan's Tears
A potion that makes
Jashin-chan grow legs
See Season 1, Episode 7
SIGN m 0 0 l 100 0 100 100 0 100
SIGN Satan's Tears
A potion that makes
Jashin-chan grow legs
See Season 1, Episode 7
[11:15] Jashin
For real? Over a little mayfly?
[11:18] Jashin
Wow, how thoughtful!
[11:20] Jashin
I had plans to go to the beach!
Now I can grow legs and be an Insta-queen!
[11:26] Jashin
Gross! It stinks even worse than last time!
[11:27] Tangan
It was in storage,
so it's past its expiration date.
[11:31] Tangan
Even though it was only a mayfly,
[11:34] Tangan
Satan-sama wanted to give you this gift.
[11:36] Tangan
I'll be taking my leave now!
[11:41] Jashin
That's what happened.
[11:42] Jashin
So I drank that stinky-ass
potion to grow legs again!
[11:47] Jashin
Don't I look awesome?
[11:49] Medusa
Yeah! You look great, Jashin-chan!
SIGN No.
SIGN It's lame that you destroyed the character that you'd built yourself up as.
SIGN I prefer you with your usual gross lower half.
[12:00] Jashin
Zazaas! Zazaas! Nasunazaas!
SIGN Gross Lower Half!
SIGN Gross Lower Half!
SIGN Gross Lower Half!
SIGN Gross Lower Half!
SIGN Pfft
SIGN Pfft
SIGN Pfft
[12:07] Jashin
That's it! Today, this bitch dies!
[12:10] Yurine
Okay, I'll watch our stuff.
[12:12] Yurine
You guys can go have fun.
[12:14] Jashin
No one's around.
You don't need to watch our stuff.
[12:19] Yurine
I don't want to get a sunburn.
SIGN Poporon-chan, Pekola-chan! Hurry up!
SIGN Tajiri
SIGN Tajiri
[12:25] Poporon
She's not giving us much choice.
[12:27] Pekola
Honestly, I never expected
you to come with us.
[12:31] Poporon
I only came because
I happened to be off work.
[12:35] Jashin
All right! We're gonna swim, too!
[12:38] Minos
Yeah!
[12:39] Medusa
Will my inner tube be okay?
I hope it doesn't pop...
[12:43] Minos
Take that!
[12:45] Poporon
Cut it out!
[12:47] Yurine
You're not going to swim, Miss Custodian?
[12:50] Pino
No, I'll pass.
[12:53] Minos
Join us, Medusa!
[12:55] Yurine
Sorry for dragging you along.
[12:58] Poporon
Here we go!
[13:00] Poporon
Falling Leaf!
[13:08] Jashin
Shiver
[13:08] Jashin
Shiver
SIGN Ahhh...
SIGN Ahhh...
[13:14] Minos
W-Wai—
[13:14] Minos
Jashin-chan, you didn't!
[13:17] Medusa
Jashin-chan! Tell me you're joking!
[13:21] Pino
I can't understand it.
[13:24] Pino
How can angels and devils have fun together?
[13:27] Pekola
Oh, no! Leg cramp!
[13:27] Pino
When Pekola-sama lived in Heaven,
[13:29] Poporon
Hilarious!
[13:29] Pino
she absolutely detested devils.
SIGN Pekola-chan, are you okay?
[13:32] Pino
Poporon, too.
[13:36] Yurine
Being around Jashin-chan
and the rest changes you.
[13:41] Yurine
Lots of new faces keep showing up,
whether they're angels or devils.
[13:45] Yurine
It makes every day so lively
that even I can't help but enjoy it.
[13:50] Yurine
You might find yourself changing, too.
[13:57] Jashin
All that swimming wore me out.
[14:00] Yurine
I cut up some watermelon for everyone.
[14:03] All
Yay!
SIGN Jashin-chan, did you really pee in the ocean?
[14:08] Jashin
I don't know, did I?
SIGN You should stop doing dumb things and act like a girl for a change.
[14:16] Jashin
Shut up! Watermelon seed machine gun!
SIGN Splat
SIGN Splat
[14:22] Yurine
That's disgusting.
[14:25] Yurine
Want me to plant this seed inside you
and grow watermelons in your body?
SIGN Eep!
SIGN Eep!
[14:31] Yurine
It'll suck all the nutrients out of
you and give us a lovely watermelon.
SIGN Ice
[14:37] Yusa
Ice here!
SIGN Ice
SIGN Ice
[14:39] Yusa
Anyone need some ice?
[14:41] Jashin
Yusa! Koji!
[14:42] DevilA
What?
[14:43] Yusa
Oh, look. You're all here.
[14:45] Yurine
You're doing business even out here?
[14:48] Yusa
Yes.
[14:48] Yusa
But there's no one at this beach,
so we haven't sold a thing.
[14:53] Jashin
Probably because it's a private beach.
[14:55] Yurine
Since they're here, do you
guys want some shaved ice?
SIGN I do!
[14:59] Yusa
Oh, we aren't selling shaved ice this year.
SIGN Ice
[15:02] Yusa
We have crushed ice now.
SIGN Ice
SIGN Ice
SIGN Ice
SIGN Ice
[15:05] Yurine
Why?
[15:06] Yusa
We made a fortune with
our fluffy shaved ice last year,
[15:10] Yusa
so we thought we'd try
the opposite this year.
[15:13] Yurine
That's quite a bold change of direction.
[15:20] Jashin
Hey, Koji, I think you
got a little too much sun.
[15:24] Jashin
The melanin increase is
making moles pop up all over you!
[15:30] Yurine
Jashin-chan.
[15:36] Yurine
What? You want to break a watermelon?
[15:39] Yurine
I'm sorry. I already cut up our watermelon.
[15:43] Yurine
But since we did come
all the way to the beach,
[15:46] Yurine
it'd be nice to at least
enjoy the feel of it, right?
[15:57] Jashin
D-Don't do it!
[15:59] Yurine
I'd be happy to wait until
a watermelon grows inside your body,
[16:03] Yurine
but we don't have that
kind of time, so this will do.
[16:13] Jashin
Whoa, Koji!
[16:14] Jashin
That's the kind of thing
I'd kill you to have!
[16:17] Yurine
Now, let's put your blindfold on.
[16:23] Jashin
Not me! You're supposed to
blindfold the one with the sword!
[16:30] Jashin
Wait... This is one of those things
good kids shouldn't try at home.
SIGN A little to the right!
[16:36] Minos
Straight ahead!
[16:38] Jashin
She can see, you idiots!
[16:42] Jashin
Wait...
[16:43] Jashin
D-Don't... Don't!
[16:46] Jashin
Don't do it!
[16:49] Jashin
Hey, what's that?!
[16:51] Yurine
You can't even see anything.
[16:53] Yurine
Did you think she'd fall
for a basic ruse like that?
[16:55] Yurine
Go on. Finish it in one blow.
[16:57] Jashin
It's my mind's eye!
I can see it with my mind's eye!
SIGN Wh-What?
SIGN Something really is drifting this way.
[17:06] Minos
What is that?
SIGN What is it?
[17:17] Medusa
A coffin?
[17:20] Yurine
Oh, wow. It's a juicy one.
[17:23] Jashin
Hey, all of you! At least glance over here!
[17:26] Jashin
Hey! Are you listening?!
Hey! Look over here, I said!
[17:27] Yusa
Well, we should get back to selling ice now.
[17:31] Yurine
Okay. See you later.
[17:34] Jashin
Hey! Take the sword out first, damn it!
SIGN m 0 0 l 100 0 100 100 0 100
SIGN They pulled it up
onto the beach
[17:38] Medusa
Why did a coffin drift in from the ocean?
[17:41] Minos
Is there someone inside it?
SIGN Hello?
SIGN Knock
SIGN Knock
SIGN Knock
SIGN Knock
SIGN Th-There is someone inside!
[17:57] Jashin
Damn that Koji!
[17:59] Jashin
Next time I see her,
I'll make her pay for that!
[18:10] Jashin
Sh-She's strong... like, really strong...
SIGN m 0 0 l 100 0 100 100 0 100
SIGN Sinking
into the sand
[18:16] Jashin
Damn it, let go of me!
[18:18] Jashin
Ow!
SIGN Chomp
SIGN Chomp
SIGN Chomp
[18:19] Jashin
Cut that out!
[18:20] Jashin
Getting bitten by a monster like you
could give me some weird disease!
[18:26] Jashin
Ow, ow, ow, ow!
SIGN Wahahahaha
SIGN Wahahahaha
SIGN Wahahahaha
SIGN Wahahahaha
SIGN Nom
[18:27] Yurine
"Could give me some weird disease," she says!
SIGN Nom
[18:31] Jashin
Quit laughing and help me!
[18:33] Minos
Hey!
[18:34] Minos
Let go of Jashin-chan!
SIGN Grab
SIGN Grab
SIGN Grab
[18:38] Minos
She's really strong...
[18:40] Mesuda
Someone who's evenly matched with Minos...
SIGN Nnnngh
[18:42] Medusa
She's incredible.
[18:53] Kyon
I...
[18:53] Kyon
I broke into pieces...
[18:56] Kyon
Help...
[19:03] Medusa
It looks like super glue did the trick.
[19:07] Kyon
Sorry for attacking you out of the blue.
[19:09] Kyon
I thought you were an enemy.
[19:11] Jashin
Save the sudden attacks for steak!
[19:16] Kyon
I come from Hell China.
[19:19] Kyon
I'm Kyon-Kyon the jiangshi.
[19:21] Yurine
Jiangshi?
[19:22] Yurine
The things that hop around and go still
when you slap a talisman on them?
SIGN Slap
[19:25] Yurine
The ones you see in movies from Hong Kong?
SIGN Slap
[19:28] Jashin
Oh, I know what those are.
[19:30] Jashin
The Taiwanese drama version
[19:31] Jashin
starred a pretty young girl and
a chubby boy with a bowl cut.
[19:38] Jashin
Did you know they were actually siblings?
[19:40] Yurine
I did not, and I don't care, either.
[19:43] Kyon
They were low-ranked jiangshi.
[19:45] Kyon
I'm high-ranked, so I can
act on my own free will.
[19:49] Medusa
Why did you come to the
human realm, Kyon-Kyon?
[19:52] Kyon
I'm glad you asked!
[19:54] Kyon
I want to be a human!
[19:57] Jashin
Huh?
[19:58] Kyon
One of the higher-ups in Hell China
[20:00] Kyon
said that if I do good deeds and
act in a way that's helpful to humans,
[20:03] Kyon
I can become a human one day!
[20:06] Jashin
No way, that's not happening.
[20:08] Jashin
Your higher-ups pulled one over on you.
[20:12] Jashin
As if a jiangshi who's already dead
could actually become a human!
[20:17] Kyon
But I came here because
that's what I was told...
[20:24] Medusa
Why do you want to be a human?
[20:28] Kyon
I love humans!
[20:33] Kyon
Where are all of you going after this?
[20:36] Yurine
To Tokyo.
[20:37] Kyon
Tokyo, huh?
[20:39] Kyon
Tokyo has lots of humans.
[20:41] Kyon
Maybe there's something
I can do to be helpful!
[20:44] Kyon
Please take me with you!
[20:47] Yurine
Sure.
[20:48] Yurine
I'd feel bad just leaving you here, anyway.
[20:51] Kyon
Xie xie!
SIGN Um...
SIGN Jashin-chan is acting strange...
[20:58] Jashin
Sorry. I'm becoming a jiangshi.
[21:08] Kyon
It's because I bit her earlier...
[21:11] Kyon
I'm sorry.
SIGN Pfft
[21:16] Minos
Don't worry! Knowing Jashin-chan,
she'll be back to normal in no time!
[21:22] Medusa
Jashin-chan, wait!
[21:25] DevilA
Being bitten by a jiangshi
turns one into a jiangshi.
[21:28] DevilA
This is unrelated to the saying,
"A mummy hunter becomes a mummy."
[23:10] Jashin
Medusa, wanna rest your head on my lap?
[23:12] Medusa
What's this? The prelude
to a natural disaster?
[23:15] Jashin
I thought I should be the pillow
for once! Come on!
[23:17] Medusa
O-Okay, then...
[23:20] Medusa
Your lap is so soft, Jashin-chan.
[23:23] Medusa
But the scales are a bit rough...
[23:25] Jashin
If you're gonna complain, forget it!
[23:27] Medusa
No, I'm really happy that
you're lending me your lap.
[23:31] Jashin
O-Oh, all right. Just a little longer, then.
[23:35] Jashin
You can pee yourself with
excitement if you want.
[23:37] Medusa
I'm not going to do that.
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[01:30] Jashin
Breakfast is served!
[01:37] Yurine
Bread again today, huh?
[01:39] Jashin
Just be grateful you get breakfast at all.
[01:42] Yurine
Yeah, but we've been eating
this same bread for a week now.
[01:46] Jashin
Of course we have!
[01:48] Jashin
It's the trade-in stickers
on this bread that I'm after!
SIGN m 50 0 b 100 0 100 100 50 100 b 0 100 0 0 50 0
SIGN m 50 0 b 100 0 100 100 50 100 b 0 100 0 0 50 0
SIGN Super
Buttery
Rolls
SIGN Super
Buttery
Rolls
SIGN m 50 0 b 100 0 100 100 50 100 b 0 100 0 0 50 0
SIGN m 50 0 b 100 0 100 100 50 100 b 0 100 0 0 50 0
SIGN Super
Buttery
Rolls
SIGN Super
Buttery
Rolls
SIGN m 50 0 b 100 0 100 100 50 100 b 0 100 0 0 50 0
SIGN m 50 0 b 100 0 100 100 50 100 b 0 100 0 0 50 0
SIGN Super
Buttery
Rolls
SIGN Super
Buttery
Rolls
SIGN m 0 0 l 0 0 l 23 0 b 24 0 24 1 24 1 l 24 14 b 24 15 23 15 23 15 l -21 15 b -21 15 -22 15 -22 14 l -22 1 b -22 1 -22 1 -22 1 b -22 1 -22 0 -21 0 l -21 0 b -21 0 -21 0 -21 0 b -21 0 -21 0 -21 0
SIGN Super Bread Promo Campaign
[01:52] Yurine
You're collecting those?
[01:54] Jashin
Well, it's not the stickers
themselves I'm collecting.
[01:57] Yurine
Yeah, okay...
[01:59] Yurine
And? What do you get once you have enough?
[02:03] Jashin
Well, actually...
[02:04] Yurine
Actually?
[02:06] Jashin
Get this!
[02:07] Jashin
Anyone who gets enough stickers
SIGN Tibetan
Sand Fox
[02:10] Jashin
will receive this Tibetan sand fox tote bag!
SIGN Tibetan
Sand Fox
SIGN Tibetan
Sand Fox
SIGN Tibetan
Sand Fox
SIGN Tibetan
Sand Fox
SIGN Tibetan
Sand Fox
SIGN Tibetan
Sand Fox
SIGN Tibetan
Sand Fox
[02:16] Jashin
What?! Yurine's looking at me with
an expression like a Tibetan sand fox!
[02:20] Jashin
You can see the thirst in her eyes!
[02:22] Jashin
Why is she looking at me like that?!
[02:27] Yurine
Okay, I guess. So we'll be eating
this bread for a while, then.
[02:31] Yurine
How many points do you need, anyway?
[02:34] Jashin
Fifteen points.
[02:36] Yurine
Fifteen points?!
[02:37] Yurine
And one bag gets you one point?
[02:39] Yurine
This'll take forever.
[02:41] Jashin
It's all for the Tibetan sand fox.
[02:43] Jashin
You have to do your best to eat it, too!
[02:45] Yurine
All right, fine.
[02:47] Yurine
I guess it's, okay since it's cute.
[02:49] Jashin
You really do get it, Yurine!
[02:52] Jashin
Here, pack some of these for your lunch!
SIGN m 50 0 b 100 0 100 100 50 100 b 0 100 0 0 50 0
SIGN m 50 0 b 100 0 100 100 50 100 b 0 100 0 0 50 0
SIGN Super
Buttery
Rolls
SIGN Super
Buttery
Rolls
[02:54] Yurine
No way.
[03:03] Yurine
Good morning.
[03:05] Pino
Oh, Hanazono-san. Good morning.
[03:07] Yurine
See you later.
[03:08] Pino
Have a good day.
[03:09] TV
Therefore, I want everyone to know that
horsetail shoots grow beneath horsetails,
[03:14] TV
are shaped like brushes, and are edible.
[03:18] TV
Wait, that's not right.
[03:19] TV
Coming back to the topic, aren't those
straw sacks the things we store rice in?
[03:24] TV
So I would weave them out
of straw. That's what I'm saying.
[03:25] Jashin
I'm tired of the Wide Show.
[03:27] TV
Back in my day, whenever us kids went to town,
[03:28] Jashin
I have nothing else to do
after Yurine leaves, though.
SIGN m 0 0 l 100 0 100 100 0 100
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SIGN m 0 0 l 100 0 100 100 0 100
SIGN Channel
SIGN Sound
SIGN Mute
SIGN m 0 0 l 100 0 100 100 0 100
SIGN TV Guide
SIGN m 0 0 l 100 0 100 100 0 100
SIGN Home
[03:30] ---
we'd find horsetail shoots and eat them.
[03:32] TV
But you can't weave sacks
from horsetail shoots!
[03:35] TV
Am I wrong? They're too short to—
SIGN m 0 0 l 100 0 100 100 0 100
SIGN Volume
SIGN m 0 0 l -16 0 l -16 6 l 0 11 l 16 6 l 16 0
SIGN Live Morning TV!
SIGN Live Morning TV!
SIGN Heated Debate!
[03:49] Jashin
What the heck are they doing?
SIGN m 0 0 l -16 0 l -16 6 l 0 11 l 16 6 l 16 0
SIGN Live Morning TV!
SIGN Live Morning TV!
SIGN Heated Debate!
[03:53] Jashin
With the sound off,
I have no idea what's going on!
SIGN m 0 0 l -16 0 l -16 6 l 0 11 l 16 6 l 16 0
SIGN Live Morning TV!
SIGN Live Morning TV!
SIGN Heated Debate!
[04:01] Jashin
Now this is interesting!
SIGN Beth
[04:12] Jashin
Roll, roll, roll, roll...
[04:15] Jashin
Roll, roll, roll, roll...
[04:17] Jashin
Roll, roll, roll...
[04:19] Jashin
Well, no use in rolling around all day.
[04:23] Jashin
I'll do some chores to work up an appetite.
[04:26] Jashin
All for the Tibetan sand fox!
[04:54] Jashin
No better time for lunch
than after the chores are done.
SIGN I know you slept with him!
[05:00] TV
I wanna get out of prison soon
and watch Dropkick on My Devil*!
SIGN Don't be tied down by common sense!
[05:04] TV
Why would you wanna do that?
SIGN Who decided monogamy was the only way?!
[05:06] TV
Don't watch it. You can't stand gore, anyway.
SIGN Okay, fine!
[05:08] TV
Yeah, I know,
SIGN Then, you can repent in Hell!
[05:11] TV
but I like Poporon-chan and Pino-chan.
[05:13] TV
I love them!
[05:16] TV
You left out Pekola!
[05:18] TV
I forgot about her.
SIGN You didn't turn to look back at me!
I was so sad!
[05:20] TV
Did you actually contribute*
to the crowdfunding?
SIGN I knew . . .
[05:24] TV
Of course I did.
SIGN But I . . .
[05:25] TV
The Pekola package was the only option.
SIGN I have hemorrhoids!
SIGN You mean you're a bottom?!
[05:28] TV
Then you should be supporting Pekola!
[05:30] TV
I will!
SIGN To Be Continued
[05:33] Jashin
I end up watching this
foreign drama every week.
[05:36] Jashin
We could totally do a live-action
Dropkick on My Devil if we ever got the offer.
[05:41] Jashin
I'd prefer to have Momoe-chan play me,
[05:44] Jashin
but I've been negotiating for
1,000 Years-san and 4,000 Years-san, too.
[05:48] Jashin
Just waiting for someone to make an offer!
[05:53] TV
I am the Pigeon Baron!
[05:55] TV
I'm super evil!
[05:57] TV
And the super evil Pigeon Baron is here
[05:59] TV
to tell you that it's 3:00!
[06:01] Jashin
The Pigeon Baron's so badass.
[06:03] Jashin
He's so damn cool. I wanna be like him.
[06:08] Jashin
Wait! 3:00! It's snack time!
[06:15] Jashin
Yum.
[06:16] Jashin
But eating this same bread
every few hours is getting old.
[06:22] Jashin
I wonder if this is how that four-eyed kid
who ate all the Memory Bread felt...
[06:29] Jashin
I want that tote bag, though!
[06:31] Jashin
And I don't want to use online
auctions or marketplace apps!
[06:33] Jashin
I want to get it on my own!
[06:35] Jashin
But I can't just keep the stickers
and throw away the bread!
[06:40] Jashin
I can't have a repeat of that
tragic chocolate incident!
[06:43] Jashin
People who waste food are fools!
[06:45] Jashin
I'll never forgive those jerks who thought
they could just throw money around!
[06:49] Jashin
Think! Isn't there a more
effective way to get points?!
[06:54] Jashin
Oh, of course. I'll just get them to help.
[06:59] Minos
Sure!
[07:00] Minos
I like this bread, anyway. I'll help you.
SIGN m 0 0 l 100 0 100 100 0 100
SIGN Them
[07:03] Minos
Nothing beats one of these with a glass
of milk after a day of delivering milk!
[07:08] Minos
Right?
[07:08] Jashin
I really appreciate it.
SIGN I can't eat as many as you do.
[07:13] Minos
You'll never get stronger that way!
[07:15] Medusa
I'd like to help you, too,
[07:18] Medusa
but they don't sell that bread in Hell.
[07:20] Jashin
So buy it in the human realm. By the box.
[07:23] Medusa
By the box?
[07:24] Jashin
Take this one for starters!
[07:26] Jashin
I'll be calling to make sure
you're actually eating it!
[07:29] Jashin
Send me photos to prove it, too!
[07:31] Medusa
B-But this bread has a lot
of calories, so I'd gain weight...
[07:35] Medusa
Okay, okay...
[07:37] Jashin
All right, I'm counting on all of you!
[07:43] Jashin
That should make it
a little easier to get enough.
[07:46] Jashin
Pretty soon, I'll have
a whole sheet filled in!
SIGN Super Bread Promo Campaign
SIGN Get a Tibetan Sand Fox Tote Bag!
SIGN Place your stickers on this sheet !
[07:50] Jashin
But I need one to use, one to save,
[07:51] Jashin
Tibetan
Sand Fox
[07:52] Jashin
Tibetan
Sand Fox
[07:53] Jashin
Tibetan
Sand Fox
[07:53] Jashin
and one to look at,
meaning I'll need three in total.
[07:56] Jashin
I gotta go buy more bread!
[07:58] Jashin
Oh, I know. I'll get her to help, too.
[08:04] Pekola
Y-You're really giving all of this to me?
[08:07] Jashin
Sure.
[08:09] Jashin
Just make sure you don't throw
away the stickers on the bags.
[08:12] Pekola
That won't be a problem!
[08:13] Pekola
Wow, so much bread for me!
[08:15] Pekola
I'll save so much money! Thank you!
[08:18] Jashin
See ya, Tajiri. Don't forget to worship me.
[08:22] Jashin
Get on your hands and knees and
thank me with your entire body and soul.
[08:26] Jashin
I am your evil god!
[08:29] Pekola
God? Aren't you a devil?
[08:32] Pekola
Still...
SIGN Super
Buttery
Rolls
SIGN Super
Buttery
Rolls
[08:33] Pekola
She gave all this to me,
the homeless angel shivering in the park...
SIGN m 50 0 b 100 0 100 100 50 100 b 0 100 0 0 50 0
SIGN m 50 0 b 100 0 100 100 50 100 b 0 100 0 0 50 0
[08:37] Pekola
She's a devil performing
the charity of an angel.
[08:40] Pekola
I'll just offer a casual prayer
asking God to bless you.
[08:46] Pekola
I hope the other angels
aren't watching me right now...
[08:51] DevilA
Tajiri, yer out!
[08:55] Pekola
My name is not Tajiri!
[08:57] DevilA
Genesis
[08:59] DevilA
So...
[09:00] DevilA
With everyone's help,
she collected lots of stickers,
[09:04] DevilA
and a few months later...
[09:05] Jashin
It's finally here!
[09:08] Jashin
I've really been stretching
my neck out waiting for this!
[09:13] Jashin
One to use, one to save, and one to look at!
[09:16] Jashin
Three in all!
[09:22] Yurine
What's wrong?
[09:23] ---
Tibetan
Sand Fox
[09:25] Jashin
I was obsessed with this thing
when I was collecting the points,
[09:28] Jashin
but now that I have it, I feel nothing.
[09:32] Jashin
In fact, it feels like all of it...
[09:35] Jashin
...was in vain!
[09:38] Yurine
You're saying this after all you
put us through to help you?
[09:43] Yurine
But I guess I can understand how
the collection process itself is fun.
[09:49] Jashin
I wasted all that time and money!
[09:54] Yurine
Sheesh.
SIGN m 0 0 l 100 0 100 100 0 100
SIGN A Few Days Later
SIGN Tibetan
SIGN Sand
SIGN Fox
[09:58] Jashin
This time, you can get a
Tibetan sand fox plate!
SIGN Tibetan
SIGN Sand
SIGN Fox
SIGN Tibetan
SIGN Sand
SIGN Fox
SIGN Tibetan
SIGN Sand
SIGN Fox
SIGN Tibetan
SIGN Sand
SIGN Fox
SIGN Tibetan
SIGN Sand
SIGN Fox
SIGN Tibetan
SIGN Sand
SIGN Fox
[10:02] Jashin
The item to buy is cup ramen!
[10:04] Jashin
We're all gonna be eating lots of ramen!
[10:06] All
You didn't learn a thing.
[10:14] Pekola
So grateful! So grateful!
[10:22] Jashin
Beth! Devil fusion time!
[10:27] Jashin
Scoot, scoot, scoot...
[10:37] Fusion
Nice to meet ya.
SIGN Fus
SIGN ion
[10:40] Yurine
I have all these pouches and tote
bags that came free with magazines.
[10:44] Jashin
Why'd you buy them if
you're not going to use them?
[10:47] Yurine
You're one to talk.
[10:49] Yurine
Something just made me
feel compelled to buy them.
[10:52] Yurine
Remember what I said
before the commercials?
[10:53] Yurine
The collection process itself is fun.
[10:56] Jashin
Oh, for sure. I totally get that.
[11:00] Yurine
I always notice the
smell these freebies have.
[11:06] Jashin
Let me try.
[11:10] Jashin
Th-That's a unique smell...
[11:14] Medusa
Oh, isn't this...
[11:19] Jashin
What is it?
[11:21] Jashin
It feels familiar, for some reason.
[11:24] Jashin
Like something I smelled a long
time ago, when I was a little kid...
SIGN 100 YEN Shop
SIGN Inverted
SIGN Cross
SIGN — Several Thousand Years Ago - Hell —
[11:31] Jashin
What should I buy?
[11:34] Jashin
Medusa, this is really cool!
[11:37] Medusa
Wow, it looks strong!
SIGN Yokozuna
[11:39] Jashin
I bet this is really valuable!
[11:42] Medusa
I think it's just 100 yen.
[11:44] Jashin
Huh?
[11:45] Medusa
I mean, this is a 100 yen shop.
[11:47] Jashin
Oh, yeah!
SIGN Dog
SIGN Dog
[11:49] Medusa
This is cute!
[11:51] Jashin
Really? You think so?
[11:53] Medusa
Yeah! It's super cute!
[11:55] Minos
Let me see.
[11:56] Minos
Aw, looks nice.
[11:58] Medusa
Right? I'm getting this!
[12:00] Jashin
I see! Okay, then, I'll buy it for you!
[12:04] Medusa
What? Really?
[12:05] Minos
You, Jashin-chan? For real?
[12:07] Minos
Do you have the money?
[12:09] Jashin
It's 100 yen. Of course I have that.
[12:12] Medusa
Thanks, Jashin-chan!
[12:14] Medusa
I'll use it as a pencil case!
SIGN Year 3 Pazuzu Class
SIGN — The Next Day —
[12:16] Goblin
Gross!
[12:18] Goblin
Medusa's pencil case stinks!
[12:21] Goblin
It smells like cheap plastic!
[12:24] Goblin
Like, it reeks!
[12:26] Ganesha
Gross!
[12:28] Skull
And it says "Dog" on it!
[12:34] Jashin
I bought yakisoba bread
from the school store.
[12:39] Jashin
What's wrong?
[12:41] Medusa
Jashin-chan...
[12:42] Medusa
The boys said my pencil case stinks...
[12:47] Jashin
What?!
[12:48] Medusa
And they laughed
because it says "Dog" on it...
[12:51] Jashin
Say what?!
[12:52] Jashin
Who was it?!
[12:54] Jashin
Who said her pencil case stinks?!
[12:59] Jashin
Wait, it does stink!
SIGN Dog
[13:00] Jashin
Also, "Dog"? It just says "Dog"!
[13:04] Jashin
Wait... So what if it does?!
[13:07] Jashin
Who cares?!
[13:08] Jashin
Get out here!
[13:10] Jashin
Was it you?!
[13:11] Jashin
Was it you?!
[13:12] Jashin
Who was it, damn it?!
[13:14] Jashin
Who was it?!
SIGN Beef
[13:16] Minos
I'm glad I was able to buy a beef burger.
[13:18] Jashin
Show yourself, you coward!
[13:21] Medusa
Jashin-chan, it's okay, really!
[13:23] Minos
Hey, calm down!
[13:24] Medusa
C'mon...
[13:24] Jashin
It is not okay!
[14:28] Yurine
It actually got that bad?
[14:31] Jashin
It really pissed me off at
the time, for some reason.
[14:34] Yurine
You're always so mean to Medusa,
[14:37] Yurine
but when other people
do it, you go off on them.
[14:40] Medusa
Jashin-chan's actually very kind at heart!
[14:44] Jashin
I-I am not! There's not one
measly shred of kindness in me!
[14:48] Jashin
I'm a devil, remember?
[14:50] Jashin
I just couldn't sit around and let them
make fun of something I bought for you.
[14:57] Jashin
What?! You got a problem with that?!
[15:00] Yurine
Nope.
[15:01] Yurine
Okay, then, here.
[15:03] Yurine
If the smell means that much to you,
then you two can have them all.
[15:07] Jashin
I don't want these! You just can't
be bothered to throw them away!
[15:10] Medusa
You know, the smell of that pencil
case went away over time as I used it.
[15:14] Jashin
There you go, Yurine.
[15:16] Jashin
So use 'em!
[15:19] Mei
Monolith!
[15:21] Mei
You're so black and square!
[15:23] Mei
So kwoote! Yes!
[15:40] Imp
It's 7:00.
[15:44] Medusa
Oh, right...
[15:46] Medusa
Good morning.
[15:52] Medusa
Who was that, anyway?
[15:56] Medusa
Mornings in Hell are a lot darker
than mornings in the human realm.
[16:02] Medusa
I like mornings in the human realm better.
[16:07] Medusa
Today's my birthday.
[16:10] Medusa
I hope something good happens!
[16:29] DevilA
Whoa, hey... Is this for real?
[16:31] DevilA
I forgot to start recording...
[16:33] Tsuchinoko
Where's my fan service scene?
[16:35] Tsuchinoko
Hey! Why am I blurred?!
[16:36] DevilA
We can't show that.
It's a little too extreme.
[16:37] Tsuchinoko
Why?! Why?! I'm offering fanservice!
SIGN Jashin-chan
[16:46] Medusa
It's Jashin-chan.
[16:48] Medusa
Could it be...
[16:49] Medusa
Hello, Jashin-cha—
[16:52] Jashin
Medusa! Hel—
[16:54] Medusa
Jashin-chan?! What happened?!
SIGN Mount Takao
SIGN Mount Takao
SIGN Takaosanguchi
Station
SIGN Takaosanguchi
Station
SIGN Takaosanguchi
Station
[17:08] DevilA
That's not "Takaoyamaguchi Station."
It's read "Takaosanguchi Station."
[17:20] Medusa
What could have happened to Jashin-chan?
[17:24] Medusa
I'm on my way! Please be okay, Jashin-chan!
[17:32] Medusa
Jashin-chan! What happened?!
[17:34] Yurine
She blew all of our money on pachinko again.
[17:38] Jashin
I was sure it was going to pay out today!
[17:40] Yurine
I guess I'll really have
to kill you this time.
[17:43] Jashin
Help me!
[17:45] Medusa
How much did you spend?
[17:47] Jashin
Forty thousand...
[17:48] Medusa
Oh, all right.
[17:52] Jashin
Thanks!
SIGN Sea Urchin
[17:58] Jashin
My money!
SIGN Sea Urchin
[18:00] Yurine
You should be more worried about your hand!
SIGN Sea Urchin
SIGN Sea Urchin
SIGN Sea Urchin
SIGN Sea Urchin
SIGN Sea Urchin
SIGN Sea Urchin
SIGN Sea Urchin
SIGN Sea Urchin
SIGN Sea Urchin
SIGN Sea Urchin
SIGN Sea Urchin
SIGN Sea Urchin
SIGN Sea Urchin
[18:29] Jashin
If you pity me, give me money.
SIGN Sea Urchin
SIGN Sea Urchin
SIGN Sea Urchin
SIGN Sea Urchin
SIGN Sea Urchin
[18:33] Jashin
If you pity me, give me money!
[18:35] Jashin
If you pity me, give me money!
[18:38] Jashin
If you pity me, give me money!
[18:40] Jashin
If you pity me, give me money!
[18:44] Jashin
If you pity me, give me money!
[18:50] Jashin
Medusa! Get the super glue!
SIGN Sea Urchin
[18:54] Medusa
Super glue!
[18:54] Medusa
S-Stapler! Stapler!
[18:54] Jashin
Hurry! Hurry, Medusa!
SIGN Sticking
Out
SIGN Misaligned
[18:59] Medusa
I glued it back on!
[19:00] Jashin
Thanks.
[19:02] Yurine
That money...
[19:03] Yurine
You need to return it to Medusa.
[19:06] Jashin
No!
[19:09] Medusa
Jashin-chan regrets what
she did! She really does!
[19:12] Yurine
You're too soft, Medusa.
[19:13] Yurine
If she regretted it, she wouldn't
keep doing it over and over.
[19:17] Medusa
But...
[19:19] Yurine
Look at the time.
[19:21] Yurine
I need to get going.
[19:24] Yurine
Make sure you give that
money back to Medusa.
[19:27] Yurine
And do something about the
money you burned through.
[19:34] Jashin
Here's your money back.
[19:37] Medusa
I'll loan it to you.
[19:38] Jashin
Huh?
[19:39] Medusa
Don't tell Yurine-san, okay?
[19:42] Jashin
Medusa!
[19:45] Jashin
Okay! I'll become a famous
YouTuber and pay you back!
[19:49] Medusa
Try to be realistic...
[19:51] Jashin
Didn't you know that I'm already
a well-known virtual YouTuber?
[19:56] Medusa
All of that money goes
toward administrative expenses.
[19:59] Medusa
You'll never see any of it.
[20:03] Medusa
Well, I'm going to head back now.
[20:05] Medusa
I'll come again soon.
[20:07] Jashin
Wait!
[20:09] Jashin
Here.
[20:11] Jashin
Here.
[20:13] Medusa
Uh... what is it?
[20:15] Jashin
Today is... you know... your...
[20:20] Medusa
You remembered?
[20:23] Jashin
Are you dumb?
[20:25] Jashin
There's no way I'd forget.
[20:27] Jashin
Here. Don't worry,
I bought it with my own money.
[20:33] Medusa
Jashin-chan...
[20:35] Medusa
I was right! You really are kind!
[20:39] Jashin
Like hell I am!
[20:40] Jashin
I'm a devil, remember?!
[20:45] Jashin
Happy birthday, Medusa.
[20:51] Medusa
Thanks!
[20:59] Meduda
Today was a great day!
[21:02] Medusa
I wonder what Jashin-chan got for me.
SIGN Costume
SIGN Costume
SIGN Costume
SIGN Costume
SIGN Ninja
SIGN Super cool!
SIGN From Jashin-chan
SIGN From Jashin-chan
[22:50] (Flashback) Jashin
I love you, Medusa!
[22:53] (Flashback) Medusa
Jashin-chan!
SIGN Dog
[23:10] Minos
Okay, today, we're gonna run 666 laps between
Jinbocho and Tokyo Station at full speed!
SIGN Huh?! That'd be the same as running from here to Chitose, Hokkaido, and back!
SIGN That's impossible!
[23:20] Minos
No, you've gotta build up more,
[23:21] Minos
or you'll never win the trail race
from Toyama Bay to Suruga Bay!
SIGN The one that crosses Japan from the Northern Alps to the Southern Alps,
SIGN that covers 415 kilometers of altitude extremes and takes seven days to complete,
SIGN famed worldwide for how grueling it is?! Who would run in that?!
[23:33] Minos
You and me!
SIGN Wh-What?!
[23:36] Minos
I already entered us!
E6 - Untitled
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[00:01] Crowd
All right, let's go!
[00:04] Crowd
Tiger! Fire! Cyber! Fiber!
Diver! Viber! Ja-ja!
[00:10] [SONG] Song
Smile, but just barely
[00:14] [SONG] Song
I don't want to let it end
SIGN Poporon-chan!
[00:17] [SONG] Song
While I'm just spinning
in place like a gear
[00:24] [SONG] Song
Make a miracle happen
[00:28] [SONG] Song
Just like you-know-who
[00:31] [SONG] Song
I'm going out to find a future
that'll make my heart race
[00:39] [SONG] Song
For sure
[00:46] Poporon
Thank you all for coming out today!
SIGN Poporon-chan!
[00:49] Poporon
May the blessings of the angels be upon you!
[00:54] Poporon
Bye-bye!
[00:54] Tanahashi
Excuse me, are you okay?
[00:57] Tanahashi
Hey! You okay?
SIGN Green Room
SIGN Amatsuka Noel-sama
[02:36] Pekola
Congratulations on a great show.
[02:38] Poporon
Thanks for being my shield, Pekola-sama!
SIGN Smile
SIGN Smile
[02:42] Poporon
My drink.
[02:43] Pekola
R-Right!
[02:46] Poporon
Thanks.
[02:49] Pekola
I may be your shield,
but I'm not your servant.
[02:55] Pekola
By the way...
[02:56] Pekola
One of Hanazono Yurine's
friends was here to see you.
[02:59] Poporon
You mean Persephone?
[03:01] Poporon
I invited her.
[03:03] Pekola
Oh...
[03:04] Pekola
I'd never have thought you'd
willingly be friends with a devil.
[03:09] Poporon
Pekola-sama, unzip me.
[03:12] Poporon
I'm just pretending to be her friend.
[03:14] Pekola
Pretending?
[03:15] Poporon
Yep. To get past her guard.
[03:18] Poporon
Then, when I get my angel
powers back, I'll kill her.
[03:23] Poporon
She's the daughter of Hades,
King of the Underworld, after all.
[03:27] Pekola
I-If you do that, it'll cause huge problems!
[03:30] Pekola
It'll cause chaos for both Heaven and Hell!
[03:32] Poporon
Like I care.
[03:34] Poporon
I'll do anything if it
raises my rank in Heaven.
[03:40] Poporon
Since I've been branded a traitor,
I need to get that expunged, too.
[03:45] Pekola
Even if she is a devil, taking
advantage of her kind heart is wrong.
[03:50] Pekola
You're pure scum.
[03:52] Poporon
What are you talking about?
[03:55] Poporon
You're the one who taught me that devils
need to be eliminated, no matter what it takes.
[04:02] Poporon
I don't need to hear the opinions
of a fallen angel like you.
[04:06] Poporon
You're just my shield!
[04:09] Pekola
I...
[04:10] Pekola
I know I'm nothing more than
your shield right now, but...
SIGN Poporon-chan!
SIGN Oh, Pekola-chan's here, too!
SIGN The concert was so much fun!
SIGN You were so cute, Poporon-chan!
[04:27] Poporon
Well, obviously.
SIGN Hello to you too, Pekola-chan!
[04:32] Pekola
H-Hello.
SIGN Oh, yeah! I bought your photobook, too!
[04:36] Poporon
Really? I could've just given you one.
SIGN It's okay.
SIGN I saved up by helping Minos-oneechan with her work.
SIGN Can I have your autograph, please?
[04:50] Poporon
W-Well, I suppose so.
[04:52] Poporon
Just this once.
SIGN Yay!
[04:55] Poporon
Hey, I can't write with you leaning on me.
SIGN Oh! Write "For Persephone," please!
[05:01] Poporon
Is here okay?
SIGN Sure!
[05:04] Poporon
Here you go.
SIGN Noel
SIGN For
Persephone-san
SIGN Thanks!
SIGN I'm so happy I got your autograph.
SIGN By the way, my favorite picture is on this page...
[05:13] Poporon
C'mon, you're embarrassing me.
[05:18] Poporon
Sheesh...
[05:22] Pekola
You really like Poporon, huh?
SIGN Yeah!
SIGN She's the first friend I made in the human realm.
[05:30] Pekola
But she's an angel.
SIGN Whether you're an angel, a devil, or a human doesn't matter.
SIGN Once you're a friend, that's what you are: a friend.
SIGN Oh!
SIGN Poporon-chan, I bet you're hungry, right?
SIGN European-Style Curry
SIGN Jashin-chan told me about a really good curry place!
[05:50] (Flashback) Jashin
No curry, no life!
[05:53] Poporon
R-Really?
[05:53] Poporon
She recommended it, huh?
[05:55] Poporon
Okay, let's go there, then.
SIGN Want to come, Pekola-chan?
[06:00] Pekola
I have to work somewhere else after this.
[06:05] Pekola
I'm doing double shield duty today.
SIGN °Image only.
SIGN Oh, okay...
[06:09] Poporon
There.
[06:10] Poporon
Shall we go, then?
SIGN Sure!
[06:12] Poporon
Pekola-sama, I'll let you tidy up here.
SIGN See you later!
SIGN Yay!
[06:17] Poporon
I'm famished.
SIGN Yeah!
[06:21] Pekola
"Pretending" to be her friend, huh?
[06:24] Pekola
If you can smile like that
when you're pretending,
[06:27] Pekola
you should look into an acting career.
[06:30] Pekola
Well, I suppose I should start cleaning up.
[06:33] Tanahashi
Part-timer!
SIGN Flinch!
SIGN Flinch!
[06:35] Tanahashi
We're heading to the
next location, part-timer!
[06:37] Pekola
I-I'll finish cleaning right away!
[06:39] Tanahashi
Make it quick, part-timer.
[06:42] Pekola
Um... My name is Pekola, not "part-timer"...
[06:45] Tanahashi
I don't care. Get a move on, part-timer.
[06:48] Pekola
R-Right!
[06:50] Tanahashi
Give it a rest already, part-timer.
[06:52] Tanahashi
What kind of name is "Pekola," anyway?
[06:53] Tanahashi
You starving or something, part-timer?
[06:56] Tanahashi
Can't you even eat right, part-timer?
[06:56] Pekola
Why has he still not learned
my name after all this time?
[06:59] Tanahashi
Quit dawdling and get moving, part-timer.
[07:02] Pekola
Well, nothing I can do about it.
There's more work waiting.
[07:02] Tanahashi
All right, when the job's done,
let's go grab some food, part-timer.
[07:06] Pekola
I wanted to eat curry, too...
[07:07] Tanahashi
This job does take a lot of stamina.
[07:09] Yurine
Quiz time.
[07:11] Yurine
What kind of bread is bread you can't eat?
[07:14] Pekola
That's easy! It's obviously—
[07:17] Jashin
I know!
[07:19] Jashin
The bread that's just a fake store sample!
[07:22] Yurine
Correct.
[07:23] Jashin
Heck yeah!
[07:25] Pekola
Th-That's a new take...
SIGN European-Style
Curry
SIGN and
SIGN Espresso Coffee
SIGN Bondy
[07:29] Minos
This is so good!
[07:31] Minos
Bondy is the best!
SIGN Do you like it, Poporon-chan?
[07:36] Poporon
Y-Yeah... It's not bad.
SIGN I'm so glad!
[07:40] Poporon
I wasn't expecting to find another
devil here before us, though...
[07:44] Minos
Hey, Per-chan! Poporon-chan, too!
[07:47] Minos
Let's all eat together!
[07:52] Kyon
Japanese curry is delicious!
[07:56] Kyon
But...
[07:57] Kyon
When am I supposed to eat these?
[08:00] Kyon
Are they an appetizer?
A palate cleanser? Dessert?
SIGN Sakura Street
[08:06] Kyon
One, two, three, four, oolong tea!
[08:20] Kyon
What's wrong?
[08:25] Emiri
I can't find my mommy.
[08:28] Kyon
You're lost?
[08:30] Kyon
I'll help you look for your mommy!
[08:35] Emiri
Okay!
[08:35] Mom
Emiri-chan!
[08:38] Emiri
Mommy!
[08:44] Mom
You shouldn't talk to strangers.
You might get kidnapped.
[08:51] Guy
Thanks for dropping by!
SIGN Daimaru-yaki Tea Shop
SIGN Daimaru-yaki Tea Shop
[09:03] Kyon
Being helpful is hard...
[09:06] Ran
What was that mother's problem?
[09:09] Ran
She's the one who let her kid out of her sight!
[09:11] Kyon
I'm glad we found her mom, though.
[09:14] Ran
You're too nice, Kyon-Kyon!
[09:16] Ran
I worry about you, you know!
[09:19] Kyon
But you're nice too, Ran-Ran-oneechan.
[09:22] Kyon
You ended up in that form
because of me, after all.
[09:26] Ran
I keep telling you, that wasn't your fault.
[09:29] Ran
Besides, I actually like the way I look.
[09:33] Ran
Let me have a bite of that.
[09:36] Kyon
Sure!
[09:37] Ran
Yum!
[09:43] Guy1
You kids were playing a card
game earlier, weren't you?
[09:46] Guy2
Hand over your rares.
We'll sell 'em for a fortune!
[09:50] Ryo
N-No! These cards are important to me!
[09:53] Guy1
"No! These cards are important to me!"
[09:56] Guy1
Ya hear that?
[09:58] Guy1
C'mon, c'mon!
[09:59] Guy2
Just hand 'em over already!
[10:01] Ryo
Cut it out!
[10:02] Kyon
Stop it!
[10:04] Guy2
Huh? Who the hell are you?
[10:07] Kyon
Adults picking on little kids?
Have you no shame?
[10:11] Guy1
We're not adults yet.
[10:13] Guy2
And this country always
lets minors off easy!
[10:16] Guy1
We're gonna keep doing
all the bad stuff we want.
[10:19] Guy2
Just watch.
[10:21] Guy1
What the hell are you wearing,
anyway? What's with the panda?
[10:25] Guy2
What a dork!
[10:28] Kyon
What did you say?
[10:30] Kyon
You just made fun of my big sister!
[10:33] Guy1
What, so that panda on
your dress is your big sister?
[10:36] Guy2
She's messed up in the head!
[10:37] Kyon
Rawr!
[10:45] Ran
Wait, Kyon-Kyon!
[10:46] Ran
Oh, no! Oh, no! Oh, no! Stop!
[10:52] Kyon
Rrr...
[10:53] Kyon
Rawr!
[10:57] Kyon
Rawr!
[10:59] Kyon
Rawr! Rawr! Rawr! Rawr! Rawr!
[11:00] Ran
Kyon-Kyon! Kyon-Kyon!
[11:02] Ran
You're taking this too far!
He's gonna end up dead!
[11:06] Kyon
He's not gonna "end up" dead!
I'm gonna kill him!
[11:09] Ran
Stop it, Kyon-Kyon!
[11:13] Guy2
Even my dad hasn't ever hit me!
[11:19] Ran
Seriously, Kyon-Kyon... Once
you get mad, you lose all control.
[11:24] Kyon
I'm sorry.
[11:25] Ryo
Hey, jiangshi lady!
SIGN Bakuga
[11:27] Ryo
Thanks for saving us!
[11:29] Bakuga
Thanks.
[11:30] Mohawk
Thanks.
[11:31] Kyon
You can tell I'm a jiangshi?
[11:34] Ryo
Yeah. With Jashin-chan and
Minos-oneechan living in Jinbocho,
[11:38] Ryo
you learn about that stuff.
[11:39] Kyon
Jashin-chan?
[11:41] Mohask
So this panda can talk, huh?
[11:43] Ran
I'm not a panda! I'm Ran-Ran!
[11:46] Bakuga
Hiroshi!
[11:54] Kyon
Well, see you later.
[11:56] Ryou
See ya!
[11:56] Both
Thanks!
[11:57] Ran
Zai jian!
[11:59] Kyon
"Thanks," huh?
SIGN Life Theater
[12:06] Kyon
Jashin-chan did say she
lived in this town, didn't she?
[12:10] Ran
I hope we see her again.
[12:12] Kyon
Yeah!
[12:18] Jashin
All I had to do was run an errand,
and I ended up broke again!
[12:25] Kyon
I hope I can become a human soon!
[12:31] Medusa
I'm making Hamburg steaks
with Yurine-san today!
[12:34] Yurine
Thanks for coming.
[12:35] Medusa
Yurine-san, thank you
for having me over today!
[12:38] Medusa
This is just a token, but here!
[12:40] Yurine
Oh... Thanks for being so thoughtful.
[12:42] Medusa
All right! Let's do this!
[12:45] Yurine
You're all fired up.
[12:47] Medusa
Jashin-chan always
cooks our meals for us,
[12:50] Medusa
so I'm happy to make something for her!
[12:53] Yurine
She's still several billion times more
dependent on you than you are on her.
[12:59] Yurine
Okay, let's get started.
[13:01] Yurine
First, chop up this onion.
[13:04] Medusa
Chop... it... up?
[13:08] Medusa
So...
[13:11] Medusa
Chop!
[13:13] Medusa
There! I chopped it!
[13:22] Yurine
This is how you chop up an onion.
[13:24] Yurine
You cut it in half first, then peel it.
[13:26] Medusa
Uh-huh, uh-huh...
[13:27] Yurine
Then, you remove the ends.
[13:29] Medusa
Uh-huh, uh-huh...
[13:30] Yurine
Then, slice several vertical and horizontal
lines into each half, and finally, cut it all up.
[13:34] Medusa
Wow!
[13:36] Yurine
Cooking really isn't your strong suit, huh?
[13:42] Yurine
The next step is to sauté the chopped onion.
[13:46] Medusa
The tears won't stop...
[13:48] Medusa
But it's all for Jashin-chan!
I'm gonna do this!
[13:51] Yurine
This is what it looks
like after it's sautéed.
[13:54] Medusa
You already had some prepared!
[13:56] Medusa
So what was the purpose
of the onion I cut up?
[13:59] Yurine
We don't have a lot of time.
SIGN m 50 0 b 100 0 100 100 50 100 b 0 100 0 0 50 0
SIGN Super Amazing
Nutmeg
SIGN m 0 0 l 100 0 100 100 0 100
SIGN Super Amazing
SIGN Salt
SIGN m 0 0 l 100 0 100 100 0 100
SIGN Super Amazing
SIGN Pepper
[14:02] Yurine
Now, see that bowl with ground beef in it?
[14:05] Yurine
Add panko bread crumbs that
have been soaked in egg and milk,
[14:07] Yurine
the sautéed onions, some salt
and pepper, and nutmeg to that.
[14:11] Yurine
Mix it up until it's uniformly sticky.
[14:14] Medusa
Right!
[14:15] Yurine
This is how you add salt.
[14:19] Medusa
Okay, I'll do that, too!
[14:22] Yurine
Whoa! Whoa, whoa!
[14:25] Yurine
That's not salt! That's sugar!
[14:29] Medusa
I-It's sweet!
[14:31] Yurine
C'mon, this isn't a manga.
[14:34] Medusa
It was white, so I thought it was salt...
[14:36] Medusa
Wh-What do we do?
[14:39] Medusa
I thought this might happen...
[14:41] Yurine
So I have some already mixed up.
[14:44] Medusa
You're too well-prepared, Yurine-san.
[14:47] Medusa
I've hardly been of any use at all...
[14:50] Yurine
It's okay.
[14:52] Yurine
We still have to do the last two steps:
[14:55] Yurine
shaping them and cooking them.
[14:57] Medusa
The last... two steps?
[15:16] People
Help me!
[15:34] Medusa
The Last Emperor...
[15:40] Yurine
Medusa.
[15:42] Medusa
Uh... Right.
[15:46] Yurine
Shape the mixture into ovals, like this.
[15:52] Yurine
A heart shape?
[15:53] Medusa
Isn't it cute?
[15:55] Medusa
I thought a heart shape might
convey my feelings for Jashin-chan.
[16:02] Yurine
Oh, it will. After all...
[16:05] Yurine
That heart is Jashin-chan herself.
[16:09] Medusa
Huh? What do you...
[16:11] Yurine
She's been turned into food.
[16:13] Yurine
She deeply regretted all
the awful things she's done,
[16:19] Yurine
but she wanted to be
of use to you in the end...
[16:22] Yurine
So she became food.
SIGN Food
SIGN Food
[16:24] Yurine
This is Jashin-chan's atonement.
SIGN Atonement
SIGN Atonement
[16:30] Medusa
You can't mean...
[16:32] Yurine
That meat in the mixture is Jashin-chan.
[16:36] Yurine
We'll have to enjoy every last bite of her,
[16:40] Yurine
so that her sacrifice won't be in vain.
[16:45] Jashin
A head, two hands, mammary glands...
SIGN A head
SIGN Two hands
SIGN Mammary glands
SIGN Super Amazing
SIGN Flour
SIGN Super Amazing
SIGN Flour
[17:15] Jashin
There we go.
[17:41] Jashin
Hup!
[17:51] Jashin
Roll, roll, roll, roll...
[17:53] Jashin
Roll, roll, roll, roll...
[17:58] Yurine
Everyone, what we have here is
not fried shrimp, but fried serpent.
[18:03] Yurine
Behold this massive vat of oil.
[18:07] Yurine
Witness what happens when we hurl
this otherworldly snake woman
[18:11] Yurine
into scalding hot oil
and fry her until crispy.
[18:20] Jashin
I'll be done in fifteen seconds.
[18:23] Jashin
It's dangerous to fry me
longer than fifteen seconds!
[18:25] Yurine
I know that.
[18:27] Yurine
Don't worry. We have five
people ready to lift you out.
[18:36] Jashin
A-hup!
[18:49] Yurine
Eleven, twelve, thirteen...
[18:52] Yurine
Lift her out!
[18:53] Five
Hup!
[18:58] Mei
Orochimaru!
[19:00] Mei
Yurine-san! Orochimaru is...
Orochimaru is...
[19:03] Yurine
Huh? Mei-san?
[19:05] Guy
It's Tachibana Mei!
[19:07] Guy
It's her!
[19:08] Mei
Huh? Wh-Why are they...
[19:12] Mei
We can use that!
[19:17] Mei
Orochimaru!
[19:20] ---
Take this!
[19:25] Mei
Orochimaru!
[19:26] Mei
Orochimaru!
[19:31] Mei
Orochimaru...
[19:33] Mei
You're piping hot...
[19:37] Yurine
Just kidding.
[19:39] Medusa
Kirihito...
[19:41] Yurine
She passed out!
[19:43] Medusa
Kirihito...
[19:45] Jashin
I'm home!
[19:48] Jashin
I actually won at pachinko for once!
[19:52] Jashin
Medusa! What happened?!
[19:54] Jashin
Don't die, Medusa!
[19:58] Medusa
All that's left of Jashin-chan is a heart shape...
[20:02] Yurine
I might have taken my teasing a bit too far.
[20:04] Jashin
Medusa! My winnings from today
[20:07] Jashin
aren't enough to cover all the living
expenses I squandered this month!
[20:11] Jashin
I need your money!
[20:14] Jashin
ATM!
[20:16] Jashin
LL
[20:16] Jashin
I'll sponge off of you tomorrow, Medusa!
[20:16] Jashin
LL
[20:16] Jashin
HE
[20:16] Jashin
HE
[20:16] Jashin
ONEY
[20:17] Jashin
ONEY
[20:18] ---
ATM!
[20:21] Yurine
Maybe you really should be turned
into fried serpent just once.
[20:26] Jashin
Huh?
[20:42] All
Let's eat!
[20:47] Minos
This is good!
[20:49] Medusa
Really? I'm so glad!
[20:53] Yurine
Not bad for your first try.
[20:55] Medusa
Thank you! I owe it all to you, Yurine-san!
SIGN Yeah, it's delicious!
SIGN If you learn how to cook, Medusa-chan,
SIGN Jashin-chan won't have a reason to live anymore!
SIGN Being able to cook food in a specific shape is an amazing talent!
[21:08] Jashin
So... So hot...
[21:10] Jashin
Let me have some, too...
[21:14] Medusa
Here, Jashin-chan. Open wide.
[21:23] Jashin
Mm, it's not half bad.
[21:32] Medusa
Here you go. Open wide.
[23:10] Pekola
Th-There's a rice ball in the sandbox!
[23:12] Pekola
But if I pick it up right away...
[23:15] Mei
Caught you red-handed!
[23:16] Mei
You're under arrest for
eating something that
[23:18] ---
was on the ground longer than three seconds!
[23:20] Pekola
Under arrest?!
[23:22] Mei
Huh? I have a feeling you and
I were born on the same date!
[23:25] Mei
I sense fate at work!
[23:27] Pekola
Please spare me!
[23:29] Mei
Very well.
[23:30] Pekola
Okay, I'll just—
[23:31] Mei
Execution would be a bit too severe.
[23:32] Pekola
Execution?!
[23:33] Mei
You're imprisoned for life in my room!
[23:35] Mei
I'm so excited!
[23:37] Pekola
Wait!
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[01:31] Pino
It's done!
[01:34] Pino
What a beautiful apple pie!
[01:36] Pino
I amaze myself sometimes.
[01:41] Pino
But just calling it "apple pie"
doesn't do its beauty justice.
[01:45] Pino
I'll give it a name more
befitting of my creation.
[01:56] Pino
A Rosy-Cheeked Lad
Cloaked in Robes of Gold...
SIGN A Rosy-Cheeked
Lad Cloaked in
Robes of
Gold...
SIGN A Rosy-Cheeked
Lad Cloaked in
Robes of
Gold...
SIGN A Rosy-Cheeked
Lad Cloaked in
Robes of
Gold...
SIGN A Rosy-Cheeked
Lad Cloaked in
Robes of
Gold...
SIGN A Rosy-Cheeked
Lad Cloaked in
Robes of
Gold...
SIGN A Rosy-Cheeked
Lad Cloaked in
Robes of
Gold...
SIGN A Rosy-Cheeked
Lad Cloaked in
Robes of
Gold...
SIGN A Rosy-Cheeked
Lad Cloaked in
Robes of
Gold...
SIGN A Rosy-Cheeked
Lad Cloaked in
Robes of
Gold...
SIGN A Rosy-Cheeked
Lad Cloaked in
Robes of
Gold...
SIGN A Rosy-Cheeked
Lad Cloaked in
Robes of
Gold...
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Lad Cloaked in
Robes of
Gold...
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Lad Cloaked in
Robes of
Gold...
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Lad Cloaked in
Robes of
Gold...
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Lad Cloaked in
Robes of
Gold...
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Lad Cloaked in
Robes of
Gold...
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Lad Cloaked in
Robes of
Gold...
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Lad Cloaked in
Robes of
Gold...
SIGN A Rosy-Cheeked
Lad Cloaked in
Robes of
Gold...
SIGN A Rosy-Cheeked
Lad Cloaked in
Robes of
Gold...
SIGN A Rosy-Cheeked
Lad Cloaked in
Robes of
Gold...
SIGN A Rosy-Cheeked
Lad Cloaked in
Robes of
Gold...
SIGN A Rosy-Cheeked
Lad Cloaked in
Robes of
Gold...
SIGN A Rosy-Cheeked
Lad Cloaked in
Robes of
Gold...
SIGN A Rosy-Cheeked
Lad Cloaked in
Robes of
Gold...
SIGN A Rosy-Cheeked
Lad Cloaked in
Robes of
Gold...
SIGN A Rosy-Cheeked
Lad Cloaked in
Robes of
Gold...
SIGN A Rosy-Cheeked
Lad Cloaked in
Robes of
Gold...
SIGN A Rosy-Cheeked
Lad Cloaked in
Robes of
Gold...
SIGN A Rosy-Cheeked
Lad Cloaked in
Robes of
Gold...
SIGN A Rosy-Cheeked
Lad Cloaked in
Robes of
Gold...
SIGN A Rosy-Cheeked
Lad Cloaked in
Robes of
Gold...
SIGN A Rosy-Cheeked
Lad Cloaked in
Robes of
Gold...
SIGN A Rosy-Cheeked
Lad Cloaked in
Robes of
Gold...
SIGN A Rosy-Cheeked
Lad Cloaked in
Robes of
Gold...
SIGN A Rosy-Cheeked
Lad Cloaked in
Robes of
Gold...
SIGN A Rosy-Cheeked
Lad Cloaked in
Robes of
Gold...
SIGN A Rosy-Cheeked
Lad Cloaked in
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Gold...
SIGN A Rosy-Cheeked
Lad Cloaked in
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SIGN A Rosy-Cheeked
Lad Cloaked in
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Lad Cloaked in
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Gold...
SIGN A Rosy-Cheeked
Lad Cloaked in
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Gold...
SIGN A Rosy-Cheeked
Lad Cloaked in
Robes of
Gold...
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Lad Cloaked in
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Gold...
SIGN A Rosy-Cheeked
Lad Cloaked in
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Gold...
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Lad Cloaked in
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Lad Cloaked in
Robes of
Gold...
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Lad Cloaked in
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Gold...
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Lad Cloaked in
Robes of
Gold...
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Lad Cloaked in
Robes of
Gold...
SIGN A Rosy-Cheeked
Lad Cloaked in
Robes of
Gold...
[02:00] Pino
Let's go with that!
[02:17] Pino
Delicious!
[02:19] Pino
Clearly the work of the angel who won the
grand prize in the Heaven Baking Contest!
[02:23] Pino
Even with ingredients from the
human realm, it turned out quite nice.
[02:27] Pino
I'm just that talented, I guess!
[02:30] Pino
It's best when made with apples from
the Tree of Life in Heaven, though...
[02:36] Pino
Oh, I know!
[02:37] Pino
I'll take some to Hanazono-san to
thank her for taking me to the beach.
SIGN Please enjoy this
SIGN I don't know if it suits your tastes...
[03:18] Pino
Huh?!
[03:26] Yurine
Listen, you...
[03:29] Jashin
F-F-F-Forgive me, Yurine! Forgive me!
[03:32] Yurine
How dare you interrupt my nap
by holding your earbuds near me
[03:37] Yurine
and blasting Holst's The Planets
into my ear at max volume?
[03:41] Jashin
But I like Holst's The Planets!
[03:43] Jashin
Please forgive me!
[03:44] Yurine
I'll have to kill you.
[03:47] Yurine
Oh, Miss Custodian.
[03:49] Pino
You seem to be in the
middle of something here.
[03:52] Pino
I baked a pie, so I thought
I'd bring you some...
[03:55] Yurine
Sorry you had to see this.
[03:57] Yurine
Please, come in.
[04:00] Pino
Okay... Thank you.
[04:04] Jashin
I'm saved...
[04:06] Pino
Please, help yourselves.
[04:09] Yurine
Apple pie?
[04:10] Pino
I don't call it apple pie.
[04:12] Pino
I call it "A Rosy-Cheeked Lad
Cloaked in Robes of Gold."
[04:15] Jashin
"Clothed in blue robes, descending
onto a golden field to..." what?
[04:20] Pino
A Rosy-Cheeked Lad Cloaked in Robes of Gold!
[04:24] Yurine
That was borderline, Jashin-chan.
[04:26] Yurine
You need to watch what you say.
[04:27] Jashin
A blonde in a cloak who thinks
Hogan's smile is number one?
[04:31] DevilA
Number one!
SIGN No. 1
[04:33] Pino
It's "A Rosy-Cheeked Lad
Cloaked in Robes of Gold"!
[04:39] Jashin
It's apple pie, isn't it?
[04:40] Pino
Y-Yes, it is, but...
[04:42] Jashin
You didn't poison it or anything, did you?
[04:44] Pino
Hey! That's just rude!
[04:47] Pino
I wouldn't do that. I'm not you, Jashin-san.
[04:50] Jashin
That's "Jashin-chan-san."
[04:52] Jashin
Call me Jashin-chan-san, not Jashin-san.
[04:55] Jashin
That's what everyone else calls me.
[04:57] Pino
Uh-huh...
[04:58] Yurine
Jashin-chan, that's really not important.
[05:01] Yurine
Hurry up and serve our custodian some tea.
[05:04] Pino
Oh, no, I need to be—
[05:05] Jashin
Sheesh. You're such a snake-driver, Yurine.
[05:09] Jashin
As it happens, I made
a cheesecake yesterday, myself.
[05:12] Jashin
Try some before you go.
[05:15] Yurine
Let's all have tea together.
[05:20] Jashin
Yurine's a real snake-driver.
[05:22] DevilA
About fifteen years ago,
[05:23] ---
the constellation Ophiuchus,
the snake-charmer, suddenly appeared.
[05:27] DevilA
There was a big fuss about how the twelve
zodiac constellations were now thirteen,
[05:30] DevilA
but it wasn't added to the zodiac.
[05:31] DevilA
By the way, Yurine's zodiac
constellation is Scorpius.
[05:35] DevilA
Born on October 31st, she's
a pro at handling Jashin-chan.
[05:39] DevilA
If there were thirteen constellations...
[05:41] DevilA
Get this!
[05:43] DevilA
Hers would be Virgo.
[05:44] Jashin
Not Ophiuchus?!
[05:47] DevilA
Bonjour!
SIGN Ja
[05:49] Yurine
It's so good.
[05:51] Jashin
This really is good!
[05:53] Pino
I'm glad you both think so.
[05:55] Jashin
The apples aren't too sweet or overpowering.
[05:58] Jashin
The crust is buttery and perfectly flaky!
[06:01] Jashin
It's just great!
[06:03] Pino
Yes, isn't it?
[06:06] Pino
I did win the grand prize in the
Heaven Baking Contest, after all!
SIGN Heaven
SIGN Heaven
SIGN Heaven
SIGN Baking Contest
SIGN Baking Contest
SIGN Baking Contest
SIGN Grand
SIGN Grand
SIGN Grand
SIGN Prize
SIGN Prize
SIGN Prize
[06:11] Four
Delish!
[06:14] Jashin
You...
[06:16] Jashin
You used Eden apples specially ordered
from the Garden of Eden, didn't you?
[06:21] Jashin
Orders for those are backed
up for hundreds of years!
[06:24] Pino
They're Jonathan apples.
[06:25] Jashin
Huh?
[06:26] Pino
I got them from a local greengrocer.
They were three for 398 yen.
[06:30] Jashin
I'm impressed, Jonathan!
[06:31] Yurine
She just has a real talent for baking.
[06:35] Pino
No, really, I don't...
[06:37] Pino
Oh, yes, I do!
[06:39] Yurine
Jashin-chan's cheesecake is good, too.
[06:42] Yurine
You should try it.
[06:44] Pino
It's a baked cheesecake, huh?
[06:47] Jashin
No, it's not!
[06:48] Jashin
It's what people in the human realm
call a "New York cheesecake"!
[06:53] Jashin
Baked cheesecakes are baked in an oven,
[06:56] Jashin
but New York cheesecakes are baked
using steam from a water bath!
[07:01] Pino
They're that different?
[07:02] Jashin
Plus, the name "New York
cheesecake" sounds way cooler.
[07:07] Yurine
Oh, come on...
[07:09] Pino
I'll try it, then.
[07:18] Pino
Wh-What is this?
[07:20] Pino
I've had many types of cheesecake before,
[07:23] Pino
but this one is really good.
[07:26] Jashin
This rosy-cheeked Hulk is so good!
[07:29] Pino
The omelet rice she made last time,
[07:31] Pino
and now, this cheesecake...
SIGN Buuuuurp
SIGN >
[07:34] Pino
I can't believe this goofy-faced
devil makes such delicious food.
SIGN Buuuuurp
SIGN >
SIGN Buuuuurp
SIGN >
SIGN BuuuuurpBuuuuurpBuuuuurp
SIGN >
[07:38] Yurine
Stop that. It's disgusting.
[07:38] Jashin
Nope. Not stopping.
[07:42] Pino
As an angel, I can't lose this showdown!
[07:49] Yurine
I wonder what got into her.
[07:52] Jashin
Did she not like the cheesecake?
[07:55] Jashin
She finished it, though...
[08:08] Pino
I won't lose!
[08:10] Pino
I won't lose to that devil!
[08:12] Pino
Defeat is unacceptable for an angel!
[08:14] Pino
I'm the winner of the grand prize
in the Heaven Baking Contest!
SIGN Hey, this marketplace app is selling trash.
[08:34] Minos
Oh, yeah, people sell some
pretty trashy junk on those things.
SIGN No, I mean they're selling actual trash.
[08:41] Minos
Huh?!
SIGN Burnable Trash
SIGN Good!!
SIGN Comment
SIGN Product Information
SIGN High-quality trash.
SIGN You can use it as burn fuel.
SIGN "High-quality trash. You can use it as burn fuel," it says.
[08:45] Minos
There are some real idiots out there.
[08:48] Minos
I'd like to see this person's face.
[08:50] Jashin
Look all you want.
[08:51] Minos
You scared me...
SIGN Don't tell me... Don't tell me, don't tell me, don't tell me!
SIGN Burnable Trash
SIGN Good!!
SIGN Comment
SIGN Product Information
SIGN High-quality trash.
SIGN You can use it as burn fuel.
SIGN The seller is Jashin-chan!
[08:58] Jashin
That's right. It's me.
[09:00] Jashin
People sell stuff that's basically trash
on marketplace apps all the time, right?
[09:04] Jashin
So I wanted to know what would
happen if I sold actual trash.
[09:08] Jashin
I know it'll never sell,
but I just wanted to try.
[09:11] Minos
Most people wouldn't just try that.
SIGN It sold!
[09:14] Both
What?!
[09:15] Jashin
No way! I put it up for 2,000 yen!
[09:18] Minos
Who would actually buy that?!
SIGN I know, but someone really bought it just now.
[09:23] Jashin
I don't believe it!
I just made money out of nothing!
[09:27] Jashin
Even with shipping fees,
I still made a profit!
[09:29] Jashin
This could be the perfect side hustle.
[09:33] Jashin
Minos! Persephone!
[09:35] Jashin
We're going to collect every
bag of trash in this town!
SIGN Thus
[09:38] DevilA
Thus...
[09:44] Jashin
We should make a nice
profit with all of this.
[09:47] Minos
It stinks...
SIGN Yurine-chan's going to be angry for sure.
[09:51] Yurine
I'm home.
SIGN Speak of the devil...
[09:56] Yurine
Wh-What is all this?!
[09:57] Jashin
It's trash.
[09:58] Yurine
You idiot!
[10:00] Yurine
Go throw all of it out right now!
[10:02] Jashin
No! I'm gonna sell it on a marketplace app!
[10:06] Yurine
Throw. It. Out.
[10:09] Jashin
Right.
[10:10] Jashin
You guys carried some of this, so help me!
SIGN Wow, you're total scum, Jashin-chan.
[10:14] Jashin
You're as guilty as me!
We're ten and a dozen!
SIGN m 0 0 l 100 0 100 100 0 100
SIGN X
SIGN O
SIGN Ten and a dozen
SIGN Twelve and a dozen
SIGN m 0 0 l 100 0 100 100 0 100
SIGN X
SIGN O
SIGN Ten and a dozen
SIGN Twelve and a dozen
[10:20] Jashin
After all I managed to collect...
[10:23] Minos
Well, it was probably a miracle
that you sold it the first time.
[10:26] Minos
I'd say this is for the best.
[10:28] Pino
Huh?
[10:29] Pino
Where did this mountain of trash come from?
[10:31] Jashin
Oh, you came at just the right time.
[10:34] Jashin
If you act now, you can get one bag for
the bargain price of 1,980 yen before tax!
[10:37] Pino
I don't need it.
SIGN Beth
SIGN ♥
SIGN ♥
SIGN I'm back again today ♥
[10:55] Yurine
I've had the windows open,
but it still smells like garbage in here.
[11:00] Jashin
I guess we can't eat dinner here
with this stench hanging around!
[11:03] Jashin
Let's eat out tonight.
[11:05] Yurine
Whose fault do you think this is?
[11:08] Yurine
I'm fine with eating out,
but you're paying, right?
[11:11] Jashin
Oh, right.
[11:13] Jashin
I don't have anything left
to sell, so I'm broke now.
[11:16] Yurine
You blew all our money again, didn't you?
[11:19] Jashin
Gulp!
[11:20] Yurine
Well, that's fine. It just so
happens I have something to sell.
[11:24] Jashin
Huh?
[11:27] Yurine
There. Listing created.
[11:29] Jashin
You put me up for sale?!
[11:32] Jashin
It's illegal to sell living things!
[11:34] Jashin
You're not a living thing.
You're a beast of Hell.
[11:36] Jashin
Beasts are living things, too! Cancel it!
[11:40] Yurine
Oh, it sold already.
[11:41] Yurine
The buyer is... "Mei-san," it says.
[11:44] Jashin
Wait, you mean...
[11:48] Guy
I'm here to pick up your package.
[11:50] Yurine
Oh, that was quick.
[11:53] Yurine
Here we go.
[11:55] Guy
Thanks a lot!
SIGN m 0 0 l 100 0 100 100 0 100
SIGN If you have a desired delivery
date, please specify.
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SIGN Expected
Delivery
Date
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SIGN Circle your
preferred
delivery time
SIGN m 0 0 s 100 0 100 100 0 100 c
SIGN Morning
SIGN Item Name
SIGN Jashin-chan
SIGN m 0 0 l 100 0 100 100 0 100
SIGN Fragile
SIGN m 0 0 s 100 0 100 100 0 100 c
SIGN Perishable
SIGN m 0 0 l 100 0 100 100 0 100
SIGN Bottles
SIGN m 0 0 l 100 0 100 100 0 100
SIGN This Side Up
SIGN m 0 0 l 100 0 100 100 0 100
SIGN Do Not Place
Anything on Top
SIGN m 0 0 l 100 0 100 100 0 100
SIGN Keep Chilled
SIGN m 0 0 l 100 0 100 100 0 100
SIGN Yes
[11:58] Mei
I'm so lucky!
[11:59] Mei
I never thought I'd find Orochimaru
listed on a marketplace app!
[12:04] Mei
Well, no time like the present!
[12:08] Jashin
Ow, ow, ow, ow, ow, ow!
[12:13] Mei
Orochimaru!
[12:16] Mei
Starting today, you're part of my collection!
[12:22] Jashin
Oh! She's intense!
[12:27] Jashin
All right!
SIGN Pandaman
SIGN m 50 0 b 100 0 100 100 50 100 b 0 100 0 0 50 0
SIGN Super
Cool
[12:28] Jashin
I'm gonna make this today!
SIGN Human
SIGN A plastic model?
[12:32] Jashin
I'm a pretty well-known self-styled
plastic model builder on social media.
[12:37] Minos
Yeah?
[12:39] Medusa
You are pretty good with your hands.
[12:42] Jashin
There was once a manga
that was based on me, after all!
SIGN Let's build model
after model!!!
SIGN Let's build model
after model!!!
SIGN Let's build model
after model!!!
SIGN Live on your parents' money!!!
SIGN Live on your parents' money!!!
SIGN Plamo-
SIGN Plamo-
SIGN Plamo-
SIGN Kyoyonro
SIGN Kyoyonro
SIGN Kyoyonro
SIGN A major blunder
at the center!
A new battle begins!!
SIGN A major blunder
at the center!
A new battle begins!!
[12:47] Yonro
Plamo-Kyoyonro!
[12:49] Jashin
It was serialized in a magazine
designed for rich little boys.
SIGN That sounds phony.
[12:54] Medusa
Yonro?
[12:55] Minos
Sounds just like you, Jashin-chan.
[12:57] Jashin
Now!
[12:58] Jashin
You're about to see Plamo-Kyo
Jashin-chan's skills at work!
SIGN There are only two parts?
[13:09] Minos
That seems kinda easy.
[13:11] Jashin
Can you even call this a model?
[13:14] Jashin
It looks like it left the joy of
building models lying around somewhere.
[13:19] DevilA
I didn't get to show up last week at all...
[13:22] DevilA
Oh! One minute later!
SIGN One Minute Later
SIGN One Minute Later
SIGN One Minute Later
SIGN One Minute Later
SIGN One Minute Later
SIGN Human
SIGN Human
SIGN Human
[13:24] Jashin
It's done.
[13:25] Minos
That was fast!
SIGN That's a model anyone could build.
[13:28] Jashin
Tsk, tsk, tsk.
[13:30] Jashin
It may be super simple, but it's still
the work of Plamo-Kyo Jashin-chan.
[13:34] Jashin
Behold this deburring technique!
[13:36] Jashin
You can't see a single trace of the runners!
SIGN I can't really tell...
[13:40] Medusa
So it's finished now?
[13:43] Jashin
Well, since it's white,
I guess I'll probably paint it later.
[13:47] Jashin
I guess models these days
don't even need glue, though.
[13:51] Jashin
When I was little, I ordered lots
of models and put them together,
[13:55] Jashin
but the glue included with
the box was never enough,
[13:57] Jashin
so I always had to buy more separately.
[13:59] (Flashback) Jashin
There's not enough!
[14:00] (Flashback) Medusa
Jashin-chan, homeroom's about to start.
[14:03] (Flashback) Jashin
Medusa, I don't have enough glue!
[14:05] (Flashback) Jashin
I need to go buy more!
[14:06] (Flashback) Jashin
Wait! I don't have any money!
[14:08] (Flashback) Jashin
This is awful! I have to hurry
before the teacher gets here!
[14:11] (Flashback) Jashin
Medusa! Glue! Money!
[14:13] (Flashback) Jashin
Medusa! Hurry!
[14:15] (Flashback) Jashin
Make sure it's Tamia!
[14:17] (Flashback) Medusa
Okay!
[14:20] Jashin
And now you can make them without
glue, just by fitting parts together.
[14:25] Jashin
The art of model-building
has come a long way.
[14:28] Jashin
Glue?
[14:31] Jashin
I just had a great idea.
[14:34] Medusa
Jashin-chan, you look...
SIGN ...like you're up to no good again.
[14:41] DevilA
Wonder if I'll have a part next week...
[14:45] Jashin
That should do it.
[14:46] Jashin
I spread a really powerful adhesive
right inside the front door!
[14:50] Minos
Oh, boy...
SIGN You're going to make Yurine-chan angry again.
[14:53] Jashin
No problem there.
[14:55] Jashin
The moment Yurine gets home
and takes a step inside...
[14:58] (Flashback) Yurine
I'm home.
[15:01] Jashin
Her feet will be glued to
the floor, and she'll be stuck!
[15:02] Yurine
Hey, what the heck is this?
[15:04] Jashin
And then comes the Jashin-chan Dropkick!
[15:05] Yurine
I can't move.
[15:07] Jashin
Since she won't be able to move, my
dropkick will smash her to smithereens!
[15:11] Jashin
She might get mad,
but it'll be the last time!
[15:15] Jashin
Go to Hell, I say!
[15:17] Jashin
It's perfect!
[15:19] Medusa
Jashin-chan, you can't do this!
[15:23] Jashin
She's coming!
[15:24] Jashin
Stay back, you guys!
[15:31] Yurine
I'm home.
[15:33] Yurine
Hey...
[15:34] Yurine
What is this?!
[15:37] Jashin
Can't move, can you?!
[15:39] Jashin
I bet you never dreamed
there'd be glue all over the floor!
[15:43] Jashin
It'll be a cinch to kill you
now that you can't move!
[15:46] Jashin
Victory is mine at last, Yurine!
[15:50] Yurine
There.
[15:51] Jashin
What?!
[15:52] Jashin
You took off your shoes?!
[15:55] Jashin
I forgot that was an option!
[15:57] Jashin
Any other time, it might look like
I tripped right before the finish line,
[16:01] Jashin
but not today!
[16:03] Jashin
Take a look at your feet!
[16:06] Yurine
It's here, too?
[16:08] Jashin
That's right!
[16:09] Jashin
I spread glue where you step
after removing your shoes, too!
[16:13] Jashin
The truth is, I knew you'd
escape by taking off your shoes!
[16:16] Jashin
I let you think you'd escaped,
[16:18] Jashin
then trapped you a second time!
[16:19] Jashin
Pretty smart, right?
[16:23] Yurine
There.
[16:24] Jashin
What?!
[16:26] Jashin
Those come off?!
[16:28] Jashin
I didn't see that coming!
[16:30] Jashin
I don't wear socks,
so I don't know how they work!
[16:33] Yurine
You idiot.
[16:34] Medusa
We tried to stop you...
[16:36] Minos
You really blew it.
[16:38] Jashin
Well, I sure messed up.
[16:40] Jashin
Look, I put together
a Pandaman model. Cute, huh?
[16:44] Yurine
My shoes and socks are ruined now.
[16:50] Yurine
And look what you did to the
entryway and the wooden floor.
[16:54] Yurine
Do you know what this means?
[16:56] Jashin
Of course I... don't.
SIGN It broke...
[17:10] Yurine
It's a 1:1 scale model of Jashin-chan!
[17:15] Jashin
Glue is required to assemble this model...
SIGN Jashin-chan
SIGN Jashin-chan
SIGN m 0 0 s 100 0 100 100 0 100 c
SIGN m 0 0 s 100 0 100 100 0 100 c
SIGN Super
Cute
SIGN Dragon Books
[17:23] Kyon
Thank you very much!
SIGN Dragon Books
SIGN Dragon Books
[17:26] Guy
Excuse me.
[17:27] Guy
Where can I find books on Chinese customs?
[17:30] Kyon
Um...
[17:31] Ran
You'll find one on top
of the shelf at the far end.
[17:35] Ran
It's the fifth book from the left.
[17:37] Guy
Thank you.
[17:38] Ran
You're welcome.
[17:41] Kyon
You're amazing, Onee-chan!
[17:42] Ran
You need to memorize these too, Kyon-Kyon.
[17:45] Kyon
But the moment I memorize
one thing, I forget something else.
[17:49] Jashin
You sure are dumb!
[17:51] Kyon
Oh! Jashin-chan!
[17:53] Jashin
So, you know this book
I bought here the other day...
SIGN The Life of an Ape Man
SIGN The Life of an Ape Man
SIGN The Life of an Ape Man
[17:55] Jashin
It was way too difficult
for me, so I'm returning it.
[17:58] Kyon
Huh?
[18:00] Jashin
Not to brag, but I'm
actually pretty dumb, too.
[18:04] Jashin
So...
[18:05] Jashin
Starting today, you and
I are the dumb devil duo!
SIGN Dumb*!
[18:08] Ran
Hey!
[18:09] Ran
Don't compare Kyon-Kyon to a genuine idiot!
[18:12] Jashin
What?!
[18:13] Jashin
You cheeky panda! I'll tear you off!
[18:16] Ran
Wait, don't—
[18:27] Jashin
She can come out of there?
[18:28] Jashin
Oh, that's right.
[18:30] Jashin
Yurine told me to check
on you while I was here.
[18:34] Jashin
Are you getting by okay?
[18:36] Kyon
Yeah!
[18:37] Kyon
I wanted to be helpful to humans by working,
[18:40] Kyon
so I was really happy when
Yurine introduced me here!
[18:43] Ran
There are some old books
about China here, too,
[18:46] Ran
so we're perfect for the job.
[18:48] Jashin
I see. That's nice.
[18:50] Kyon
Yeah!
[18:50] Jashin
Also, I brought this for you.
[18:53] Kyon
Wow! Thank—
[18:55] Kyon
Wait, is that...
[18:58] Jashin
It's chestnut rice!
[19:00] Jashin
It's tasty!
[19:01] Kyon
I-It doesn't have
sweet rice in it, does it?
[19:04] Jashin
Well, sure. That's what it is.
[19:06] Kyon
Keep it away from me!
[19:08] Jashin
Huh? What the heck is the problem?
[19:10] Kyon
Sweet rice is
a jiangshi's biggest weakness!
[19:13] Ran
We managed to reach
a pretty high rank of jiangshi,
[19:16] Ran
but sweet rice is the one
thing we couldn't overcome!
[19:19] Jashin
And the chestnuts are in
season, too... What a shame.
[19:24] Jashin
I gave some to Pekola earlier,
[19:26] Jashin
but I guess I can give her
this on my way home.
[19:28] Jashin
She'll probably eat it.
[19:30] (Flashback) Pekola
Thank you!
[19:31] Jashin
I had no idea you were
scared of rice, though.
[19:34] Jashin
Absolutely f-rice-tened, huh?
[19:37] Kyon
I'm sorry, Jashin-chan!
[19:39] Kyon
I feel bad after you
brought it for us, but...
[19:41] Jashin
Uh... Didn't you hear me? "F-rice-tened"?
[19:45] Ran
We're really sorry!
[19:47] Ran
Give Yurine-chan our regards, okay?
[19:51] Jashin
Okay. See you later, then.
[20:03] Jashin
It's sad when my puns scare*
people off or don't get any laughs,
[20:06] Jashin
but it's even sadder when
they're not even recognized as puns.
[20:11] Yurine
What's wrong with you? You seem down.
[20:15] Jashin
Actually...
[20:19] Jashin
...is all she said.
[20:21] Yurine
Uh-huh...
[20:22] Yurine
So what did you say?
[20:25] Jsahin
I said... "Absolutely f-rice-tened, huh?"
[20:36] Yurine
What the heck? That's hilarious!
[20:39] Yurine
I'm cracking up!
[20:40] Yurine
You really have a knack for puns!
[20:42] Jashin
Y-You think so?
[20:44] Jashin
Yeah, you're right! They're the
losers for not understanding it!
[20:48] Jashin
All right! Time to eat!
[20:51] DevilA
And so, Jashin-chan cheered up.
[22:26] Pekola
Doing three shield jobs in
a row really took it out of me...
[22:31] Pekola
The chestnut rice that devil
gave me may have been filling,
[22:34] Pekola
but I guess there was no way
it'd last until so late at night.
[22:41] Pekola
Th-Th-That's the chestnut rice!
[22:43] Pekola
I thought I ate it all earlier!
[22:48] Pekola
It's come back! What could this mean?
[22:51] Pekola
Is it manna from Heaven, like in Exodus?
[22:53] Pekola
Or is it a supernatural phenomenon?!
[22:57] Pekola
How scary!
[22:59] Pekola
But I shall gladly partake.
[23:01] Pekola
Ah, this is delicious!
[23:03] Pekola
Still, what sort of phenomenon
could have caused this?
[23:07] Pekola
It's so good!
[23:10] Jashin
We're gonna play Hell Seibu Police!
[23:13] Jashin
Minos will be the leader of the police,
[23:15] Jashin
Medusa will be a hostage,
[23:16] Jashin
and I'll be the criminal!
[23:17] Both
Okay!
[23:18] Minos
Hey, criminal! Release the hostage right now!
[23:21] Jashin
Then hurry up and bring me ransom money!
[23:24] Medusa
What's this in my pocket?
[23:25] Medusa
My bank book from Hell
Bank and my personal seal!
[23:28] Jashin
Yahoo! Ransom money!
[23:29] Jashin
The hostage is free!
And they lived happily ever after!
[23:32] Medusa
Thanks for untying my ropes, Jashin-chan!
[23:35] Medusa
I'll follow you forever!
[23:36] Jashin
Stockholm syndrome!
[23:38] Minos
That's no good.
E8 - Untitled
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SIGN m 0 0 b -2 0 -4 0 -6 1 l -6 5 b -2 4 3 4 7 5 l 7 1 b 6 0 3 0 1 0
SIGN m 0 0 b -2 0 -4 0 -6 1 l -6 5 b -2 4 3 4 7 5 l 7 1 b 6 0 3 0 1 0
SIGN m 0 0 b -2 0 -4 0 -6 1 l -6 5 b -2 4 3 4 7 5 l 7 1 b 6 0 3 0 1 0
SIGN Hell School
SIGN Hell School
SIGN Year 3 Pazuzu Class
SIGN Attention, everyone.
SIGN I have a new friend to introduce to you all today.
SIGN This is Minos-chan.
SIGN Make her feel welcome, okay?
[01:41] Minos
Hi, everyone!
[01:43] Minos
Nice to meet you!
[01:45] Goblin
That's a minotaur!
[01:47] Ganesha
They're really strong
and unusually ferocious.
[01:50] Skull
Seriously?!
[01:51] Skull
Scary! We better not get too close!
[01:54] Goblin
Yeah.
[01:55] Ganesha
She might rip our bones right out.
[01:57] Skull
What? I'm nothing but bones!
[02:01] Goblin
Let's play dodgeball!
[02:02] All
Yeah!
[02:06] Goblin
Fire Shot!
[02:12] Jashin
For some reason, I really
envy this round, rolling ball.
[02:18] Jashin
Take this! Murder Ball!
[02:27] Goblin
My arm!
[02:28] Skull
Goblin!
[02:29] Ganesha
You okay?!
[02:30] Jashin
Got 'im!
[02:31] Vampire
You're amazing, Jashin-chan!
[02:33] Medusa
I hope he's okay...
[02:37] All
Hang in there, Goblin!
SIGN Hell's Fun
SIGN Social Studies
SIGN Year 3
[02:54] Ganesha
We will avenge Goblin!
[02:57] Jashin
I'll just destroy all of you, too!
[02:59] Vampire
That's right!
[02:59] Medusa
Let's try not to hurt each other...
[03:00] Bird
Better be ready!
[03:01] Goblin
Hold it!
[03:03] Goblin
You didn't forget about me, did you?
[03:06] All
Goblin!
[03:07] Goblin
The one who will avenge Goblin... is Goblin!
[03:10] Ganesha
Are you okay?
[03:12] Goblin
Yep! I willed my arm to grow back!
[03:13] Medusa
Everyone...
[03:13] Skull
Wow! Are you the Devil King or something?!
[03:15] Medusa
Jashin-chan?
[03:17] Jashin
Jashin-chan is now arriving on track 2.
[03:21] Jashin
Wanna jump on?
[03:22] Minos
Who are you?
[03:25] Jashin
I'm... the shampoo that also conditions.
[03:30] Minos
Shampoo?
[03:31] Jashin
It's a joke. My name's Jashin-chan.
SIGN Déjà vu...
[03:35] Minos
Jashin-chan...
[03:36] Jashin
Why aren't you playing with everyone?
[03:41] Minos
I want to...
[03:43] Minos
but it seems like they're all scared of me.
[03:49] Minos
Aren't you scared of me?
[03:51] Jashin
Huh? Not at all.
[03:54] Minos
N-No one will like you
if you hang around with me!
[03:57] Minos
You won't be able to play
with your friends anymore!
[03:59] Jashin
Huh? Sure I will.
[04:02] Jashin
They're my friends.
[04:04] Minos
That's not what I mean!
[04:12] Jashin
I heard that the minotaurs
are a strong, kind-hearted race.
[04:18] Jashin
They all just have the wrong idea.
[04:20] Jashin
If you play with them,
you can clear things up.
[04:23] Medusa
Uh-huh!
[04:25] Minos
Y-You think so?
[04:27] Jashin
This is my best friend, Medusa.
[04:30] Jashin
She's a weakling and a crybaby,
so she gets picked on a lot.
[04:34] Jashin
Of course, I pick on her a lot, too.
[04:36] Minos
You're awful.
[04:38] Jashin
That's right! I'm absolutely awful!
[04:41] Jashin
Pretty awesome, huh?
[04:42] Minos
You can't be both...
[04:45] Medusa
Jashin-chan's dumb, but she's really nice!
[04:49] Jashin
Who're you calling nice?!
[04:50] Minos
But you didn't mind the "dumb" part...
[04:52] Medusa
Minos-chan!
[04:53] Medusa
Be Jashin-chan's friend, okay?
[04:56] Jashin
Darn it, Medusa! Don't say it like that!
[04:59] Jashin
I'm offering to be her friend!
[05:02] Jashin
Come back here!
[05:04] Medusa
I don't wanna!
[05:10] Minos
You two are funny!
[05:15] Jashin
Ding-a-ling-a-ling!
[05:17] Jashin
Jashin-chan is now departing on track 2!
[05:20] Jashin
Anyone who wants to play
dodgeball better get on!
[05:23] Medusa
Okay! I'll ride!
[05:25] Jashin
The fare's one million.
[05:27] Medusa
Huh?!
[05:28] Jashin
For a million, you can
ride all you want, forever.
[05:31] Jashin
Great deal, right?
[05:37] Minos
I'll ride, too!
[05:40] Jashin
Okay, off we go! Watch 'er blow!
[05:44] Jashin
And I'm two million richer!
[05:45] Medusa
Huh?!
[05:47] Goblin
Here.
[05:48] Minos
Thanks!
[05:49] Minos
Take that!
[05:52] Minos
Hi-yah!
[05:54] Minos
Here it comes!
SIGN Year 3 Pazuzu Class
SIGN You three have become very close, haven't you?
SIGN Stand there until classes are over.
[06:33] Jashin
I forgot that happened.
[06:36] Yurine
You're being so quiet. It's not like you.
[06:39] Yurine
This is the least cheerful you've
been since the anime started.
[06:44] Yurine
Who wants a million yen?
[06:47] Jashin
I never did get my two million back then...
[06:53] Yurine
You're lonely because Medusa and Minos
are stuck in Hell for that festival, huh?
[06:59] Jashin
A-Am not! It's not like that!
[07:02] Yurine
The light has completely
vanished from your face.
[07:06] Yurine
They haven't been to the human
realm in about a month now...
[07:11] Jashin
Festivals in Hell last a long time.
[07:15] Yurine
Why don't you try calling them?
[07:17] Jashin
I can't call while they're at a festival.
[07:19] Jashin
That'd be thoughtless of me.
[07:24] Yurine
Are festivals in Hell that exciting?
[07:27] Jashin
Everyone in Hell has forgotten about me.
[07:32] Jashin
I might as well...
[07:33] Jashin
...not even exist at all.
[07:35] Yurine
Oh, this is getting annoying now.
[07:37] Jashin
I haven't ever heard a word from my parents.
[07:39] Jashin
I wonder what Mom and Dad are up to...
[07:42] Jashin
Don't they care that their daughter
didn't come home for the festival?
[07:47] Jashin
Maybe they actually just took me in,
[07:50] Jashin
and I'm not their real daughter?
[07:53] Yurine
Come to think of it, you've never
talked about your parents before.
[08:01] Jashin
Leggo.
[08:02] Yurine
What do your parents do?
[08:06] Jashin
Well, lots of stuff.
[08:08] Yurine
Such as?
[08:09] Jashin
Uh, like... business?
[08:11] Yurine
They do lots of... business?
[08:13] Yurine
You mean, they run a business as a pair?
[08:15] Jashin
Not exactly as a pair...
[08:17] Jashin
They have a lot of underlings,
so it's more like a group...
[08:21] Yurine
What? You mean, they have subsidiaries?
[08:24] Yurine
Or a "group" in the corporate
sense? Like, a conglomerate?
[08:27] Jashin
Well, something like that...
[08:29] Yurine
It's a conglomerate?
[08:30] Jashin
In Japan, you'd call it the "So-and-So
Conglomerate," or "Such-and-Such Group"...
[08:34] Yurine
They're aristocrats?!
[08:35] Jashin
I-In Hell, they're called "devistocrats"...
[08:39] Yurine
Hang on!
[08:39] Yurine
Does that make you some kind of princess?!
[08:43] Yurine
I don't believe it! That's a shock
to both me and the viewers!
[08:47] Yurine
Give me all the details!
[08:49] Jashin
Why? You've already made
me give most of them.
[08:52] Yurine
What?
[08:52] Jashin
N-Next time, okay?
[08:54] Yurine
You know, if you're a lady of high standing,
[08:57] Yurine
people might see you differently.
[08:59] Jashin
I-It's not like that!
SIGN Smart-Aleck Devil
[09:01] Jashin
I'm a smart-aleck devil! A pachinko addict!
[09:04] Yurine
I was kidding.
[09:04] ---
A fool! A scumbag! A moocher!
A lousy cook! A common idiot!
[09:05] Yurine
Your self-abuse is actually painful to watch.
[09:08] Yurine
Anyway,
[09:08] Yurine
why don't you give your
parents a call, at least?
[09:11] Yurine
They might be worried
about why their daughter
[09:15] Yurine
didn't make it home for the festival.
[09:20] Jashin
I don't want to bother
them at work, though...
[09:25] Jashin
It's ringing!
[09:28] Jashin
They ans—
[09:29] Jashin
And they hung up.
[09:31] Yurine
Sorry I made you do that.
[09:33] Yurine
Why don't you go out and
take your mind off things?
[09:36] Yurine
Here's your allowance.
[09:37] Jashin
I don't need it.
[09:39] Jashin
I'll just go for a walk.
SIGN Beth
[09:47] Jashin
Hey, Beth.
[09:49] Jashin
I'll take you with me on my walk for once.
[09:53] Jashin
Beth went back to Hell, too?
[09:56] Jashin
Beasts of Hell do come
from Hell, after all...
[09:59] Jashin
Bah!
SIGN Smack
SIGN Smack
SIGN Smack
SIGN Beth
[10:07] Jashin
I feel so empty...
[10:11] Jashin
Why did you choose this spot to die?
[10:15] Jashin
Hey, custodian! There's a dead cicada here!
[10:17] Jashin
Shouldn't you clean it up?!
[10:27] Jashin
Hmph!
[10:31] Jashin
Gah! The cicada final!
[10:36] Jashin
Hey, you!
[10:37] Jashin
I know what you look like!
[10:39] Jashin
Next time I see you,
I'll fry you up and eat you!
[10:42] Jashin
Better make every moment
of your seven-day lifespan count!
[10:49] Jashin
Bah.
[10:50] DevilA
Cicadas are believed to live only for a week,
[10:53] DevilA
but they actually live for about a month.
[10:56] DevilA
Well? Feeling a lot less
sympathetic now, aren't you?
[11:02] Yurine
It's not like Jashin-chan to turn down money.
[11:06] Yurine
Maybe 500 yen wasn't enough?
[11:17] Jashin
I'll play some pachinko or something.
SIGN Life Theater
[11:21] Jashin
I lost.
[11:24] Jashin
What I need right now is a hearty
plate of Bondy curry to cheer me up!
[11:30] Radio
How are you all spending this
afternoon of your summer break?
[11:33] Jashin
I was in the mood for Manten, anyway.
[11:34] Radio
I'm your host, radio personality, Kohyo Denpa.
[11:38] Radio
Let's get straight into it with this segment:
[11:40] Radio
"Scary Daytime Stories
That Aren't Scary At All."
[11:46] Radio
In this popular segment,
[11:48] Radio
I read all the scary and bizarre
stories our listeners send in
[11:51] Radio
during the daytime
so they'll be less scary.
[11:53] (Flashback) Minos
Seconds on the extra-large curry!
[11:54] (Flashback) Medusa
Wow! And that was such a generous portion!
[11:54] Radio
Ghosts, UFOs, UMAs, giant
monsters... Anything goes.
[11:58] Radio
Here's our first submission.
It's from Devil A-san in Tokyo.
[12:02] Radio
"Hello, Koyho Denpa-san." Hello!
[12:03] Jashin
I hope they're still eating okay in Hell...
[12:05] Radio
"I saw a UFO. You might not believe me,
[12:09] Radio
but one day, I was..."
[12:14] Jashin
My belly is full, but my heart remains empty.
[12:19] Jashin
It's so quiet.
[12:21] Jashin
This area's usually packed with people.
[12:24] Jashin
All right!
[12:25] Jashin
Jashin-chan Dropkick!
[12:26] Jashin
Dropkick! Dropkick! Dropkick! Dropkick!
Dropkick! Dropkick! Dropkick! Dropkick!
[12:34] Jashin
Jashin-chan Dropkick!
[12:36] Jashin
Dropkick!
[12:37] Jashin
Jashin-chan Dropkick!
[12:40] Jashin
There. I saw my chance to
unleash my dropkick, and I took it.
[12:45] Jashin
I bet some of you forgot
about our giveaway campaign
SIGN Dropkick on My Devil! Dash
Gift Giveaway Campaign
SIGN Check our
homepage
for details.
[12:48] ---
and just had this on for background noise.
[12:50] Jashin
Don't forget to count all of my dropkicks
and send in those submissions!
[12:58] Jashin
It's quiet.
[13:00] Jashin
Too quiet.
[13:03] Jashin
What in the world happened to this town?
[13:08] Jashin
Maybe...
[13:09] Jashin
...a spaceship showed up while I was asleep
[13:13] Jashin
and abducted the entire human race?
[13:17] Jashin
Or maybe all humans turned
into zombies overnight,
[13:21] Jashin
and they're hiding someplace
dark during the day?
[13:26] Jashin
I hope I'm not the only one
left on Earth right now...
[13:32] Robot
Yo! Thanks for dropping in!
[13:35] Jashin
Never seen a robot clerk like this before.
[13:37] Robot
Check it!
[13:39] Poporon
I want to eat some soft serve...
SIGN Lick Lick Lick Lick Lick Lick
SIGN Lick Lick Lick Lick Lick Lick
SIGN Lick Lick Lick Lick Lick Lick
SIGN Lick Lick Lick Lick Lick Lick
SIGN Lick Lick Lick Lick Lick Lick
SIGN Lick Lick Lick Lick Lick Lick
SIGN Lick Lick Lick Lick Lick Lick
SIGN Lick Lick Lick Lick Lick Lick
[13:46] Poporon
Meat and Potatoes is eating soft serve!
[13:50] Jashin
Hey, it's you!
[13:52] Jashin
On a delivery?
[13:53] Jashin
Don't you have any "just have a drink"-type
things that angels do on breaks?
[13:58] Poporon
What does that mean?
It sounds like some old song lyric!
[14:01] Poporon
I was collecting the empty bowls
to take back to the store.
[14:01] Jashin
What could I say that would make sense, then?
SIGN Genesis
[14:04] Poporon
Unlike you, I don't have
a lot of time on my hands.
[14:04] Jashin
How about, "Now go"?
[14:06] Poporon
Though, I do like that we get fewer
delivery orders during Obon season...
[14:06] Jashin
Or "Starship"? Or "Yamamoto"?
[14:10] Poporon
Are you even listening?
[14:12] Jashin
Anyway, want a bite?
[14:14] Poporon
I don't want your half-eaten soft serve.
[14:17] Jashin
This isn't soft serve.
[14:19] Jashin
It's that ice cream they sell at the
convenience store that looks like soft serve.
[14:24] Jashin
I call it "hard serve."
[14:27] Poporon
Oh, really?
[14:28] Jashin
I guess you don't get my sense of humor.
[14:41] Poporon
Summers in the human realm sure are hot.
[14:48] Poporon
What's your problem? You look all gloomy.
[14:50] Poporon
It's not like you.
[14:54] Jashin
If Pekola went back to Heaven...
[14:57] Jashin
and you were left here alone,
would you be lonely?
[15:01] Poporon
Huh? What brought that on?
[15:04] Poporon
And no.
[15:05] Poporon
I wouldn't be lonely at all.
[15:09] Jashin
I see.
[15:10] Jashin
Well, bye.
[15:13] Poporon
Wait! What on earth's gotten into you?
[15:20] Poporon
If I was left here alone, huh?
[15:27] Poporon
I'll go pick on Pekola-sama
before I head home.
[15:30] Jashin
I'm back.
[15:36] Jashin
Who are you?
[15:37] Yurine
Huh?!
[15:38] Jashin
Huh?!
[15:39] Jashin
Wait, it's you, Yurine?
[15:41] Jashin
I didn't recognize you in that costume.
[15:44] Yurine
Can you only identify
people by what they wear?
[15:47] Jashin
My bad, my bad.
[15:49] Jashin
So, why are you wearing that, anyway?
[15:52] Yurine
Uh... b-because...
[15:54] Yurine
I just wanted a little change of pace.
[15:57] Yurine
What do you think of this outfit?
[15:59] Jashin
Hmm... It looks sort of cheap.
[16:02] Jashin
Like something they'd
sell at a party goods shop.
[16:04] Yurine
That figures.
[16:05] Yurine
I did get it from a party goods shop.
[16:09] Jashin
What is it a costume of, anyway?
[16:12] Yurine
Huh? Can't you tell?
[16:17] Yurine
It's a devil.
[16:20] Jashin
A devil?! More like one of those bacteria
from an illustration about tooth decay!
[16:24] Yurine
What would look more like a devil, then?
[16:27] Jashin
This.
[16:28] Yurine
Oh, right. You're a devil. I forgot.
[16:32] Jashin
That's a pretty important detail.
Don't just forget it.
[16:37] Yurine
You want me to put on a tail
and go around with my top bare?
[16:40] Yurine
No way. I'd humiliate myself.
[16:42] Jashin
Apologize to all the people
who cosplayed me at anime cons!
[16:47] Yurine
What?
[16:48] Jashin
Seeing that cheap costume
is starting to irritate me!
[16:52] Jashin
And that's supposed to be a devil?!
It's an insult to devils!
[16:55] Yurine
You make one, then.
[16:58] Yurine
You're good at that sort of thing, right?
[17:00] Jashin
Sure! I'll make a costume for you!
[17:06] Jashin
Sewing machine, sewing machine...
[17:07] Jashin
Just leave it all to me!
[17:17] Jashin
All done!
[17:20] Jashin
Wow! That's awesome!
[17:22] Jashin
You look awesome!
[17:24] Jashin
Fine work, if I do say so myself!
[17:27] Yurine
It does look pretty cool,
[17:30] Yurine
but it exposes so much...
[17:32] Jashin
Nah, not really!
[17:34] Yurine
Maybe not in your mind!
[17:36] Jashin
There's also...
[17:37] Jashin
Ta-da!
[17:38] Jashin
I made a cape out of the leftover cloth!
[17:41] Yurine
You had that much leftover?
[17:43] Jashin
This isn't just any cape.
[17:46] Jashin
It's the Pigeon Baron's cape.
[17:50] Yurine
The Pigeon Baron?
SIGN Pigeon
SIGN Pigeon
SIGN Baron
SIGN Baron
SIGN Pigeon
SIGN Pigeon
SIGN Baron
SIGN Baron
[17:57] Pigeon
I am the Pigeon Baron.
[17:59] Pigeon
I'm a very bad guy!
[18:01] Pigeon
Today, I'll take this bun
that I bought at Savin'...
[18:04] Pigeon
and casually place it in the
bread section at Fanny Mart!
[18:07] Pigeon
"Why is there Savin' bread at Fanny Mart?!"
[18:10] Pigeon
The humans will be thoroughly confused!
SIGN To Be Continued
[18:13] Pigeon
Pigeon, pigeon, pigeon, pigeon, pigeon!
[18:15] Jashin
He really is the coolest!
[18:17] ---
He wears a mask of a dove, the symbol
of peace, but does all those bad things!
[18:23] Jashin
And more than anything,
his cape is so freaking cool!
[18:26] Yurine
Uh, I see...
[18:28] Jashin
I'm gonna put it on right now!
[18:33] Jashin
I look so damn cool!
[18:35] Yurine
Yeah, okay.
[18:36] Jashin
Oh, dear.
[18:37] Jashin
This amazingness...
[18:40] Jashin
...must be seen by everyone in Jinbocho!
[18:43] Yurine
Stop it. You're embarrassing me.
[18:44] Jashin
Come on! Isn't this the coolest thing ever?!
[18:47] Jashin
It's so hot!
[18:49] Jashin
Hey! What are you doing?!
[18:51] Yurine
Don't worry.
[18:52] Yurine
Just hold still.
[18:56] Yurine
How's that?
[18:59] Jashin
I like it! It suits me!
[19:02] Yurine
I made you look cute.
[19:04] Yurine
Now stay at home and behave yourself.
[19:05] Jashin
'Kay!
[19:07] Jashin
I really like this!
[19:09] Jashin
Oh, I know!
[19:10] Jashin
Since we're both dressed up,
let's take a selfie together!
[19:13] Jashin
Selfie, selfie!
[19:15] Jashin
Say "Nagoya cochin"!
[19:19] Jashin
I kinda goofed up on your costume.
[19:22] Jashin
You have no boobs,
[19:24] Jashin
so I shouldn't have made a design
that emphasizes the chest.
[19:27] Jashin
You have nothing to emphasize.
[19:31] Jashin
There's so much space here,
it actually looks kinda goofy.
[19:35] Jashin
Right?
[19:37] Jashin
Huh?
[19:38] Jashin
What?
[19:43] Jashin
Eisbein!
[19:46] Yurine
I just felt annoyed for some reason.
[19:48] Yurine
This outfit itself is cute, though.
[19:50] Yurine
I like it.
[19:52] All
We're back!
[19:53] Medusa
Oh?
[19:54] Medusa
What's that outfit for,
Yurine-san? It's so cute!
[19:57] Minos
How've you been doing?
[19:59] Minos
Actually, I guess we weren't
away that long, huh?
[20:02] Medusa
Oh, your hair looks cute that way!
[20:04] Jashin
Y-You're back already?
[20:07] Jashin
It was so nice and quiet while you
guys were back in Hell. What a pity.
[20:12] Medusa
Aw, listen to you.
SIGN Just can't be honest, can you?
[20:16] Minos
Hey!
[20:16] Minos
That's the Pigeon Baron's cape, isn't it?
[20:19] Minos
Let me wear it for a while, too!
[20:22] Jashin
Don't zoom the camera out!
[20:25] Jashin
With my hair up like this,
you'll see everything!
[20:27] Yurine
You're a real pain.
[20:41] Clock
How amusing! How amusing! How amusing!
[20:48] Jashin
You guys pick the best souvenirs!
[20:51] Minos
We knew you'd like it!
SIGN I'm gla—
[20:54] Jashin
Oh, yeah! Aren't you three hungry?
[20:57] Minos
I'm starving!
[20:58] Medusa
Since we left Hell in a hurry,
[21:00] Medusa
we haven't eaten since this morning.
[21:03] Jashin
I'll whip up something tasty right now!
SIGN M-My bones...
SIGN M-My backbone...
[21:06] Medusa
Okay! I'll help!
[21:08] Minos
Me, too!
[21:10] Minos
Tie me up in back, would you?
[21:12] Jashin
Oh, very well!
SIGN Ouch...
SIGN Jashin-chan sure is in a good mood.
SIGN Did something good happen?
[21:22] Yurine
Well, yes.
[21:22] Minos
All ready!
[21:24] Jashin
I'll make whatever you want today, Yurine!
[21:27] Jashin
Anything! Just name it!
[21:29] Yurine
Okay... I'll say curry, then.
[21:31] Jashin
I had curry for lunch, though.
[21:33] Medusa
Huh?
[21:33] Minos
No fair eating curry without us!
[21:35] Jashin
It's not my fault you guys weren't here!
[23:10] Yurine
Kyon-kyon, you want to be human, right?
[23:12] Kyon
Yes! I want to become
a human as soon as possible!
[23:15] Ran
Undo the curse on your sister first!
[23:17] Ran
Release me from this panda form!
[23:19] Yurine
Remind me. Why'd you turn into a panda?
[23:20] Ran
I would've rather been a different animal!
[23:23] Yurine
Why?
[23:24] Ran
Like a shoebill, maybe!
[23:26] Ran
It'd be fun to just stand around all day!
[23:28] Kyon
Oh, no! Onee-chan turned into a shoebill!
[23:33] Yurine
Hmm... I think I get it.
[23:35] Ran
This isn't fun at all!
[23:37] Kyon
Life just isn't kind, is it?
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[00:02] Jashin
Seven... eight... nine...
[00:07] Jashin
Ten.
[00:11] Jashin
I couldn't stop it.
[00:13] Jashin
Catch up! Get in there!
[00:16] Jashin
Our money for this month's living
expenses vanished at the races.
[00:21] Jashin
What's more...
[00:22] (Flashback) Medusa
Sorry, Jashin-chan.
[00:23] (Flashback) Medusa
I'm going on a trip with my family,
so I'll be away from the human realm for a week.
[00:29] Jashin
She's vanished from my life, too.
[00:29] Medusa
I'll buy you souvenirs!
SIGN To Jashin-chan
From Medusa
[00:33] Jashin
All she left for me was a single letter.
SIGN m 0 0 l 100 0 100 100 0 100
SIGN Dear Jashin-chan «
SIGN Use this money to buy food and have a little
bit of fun while I'm away from the human
realm. I really would like to go see you, but
my dad has gone all-out for this trip. Sorry.
I'll be visiting lots of places, so I'll buy you
souvenirs again. Look forward to it!
Oh, and Yurine-san called me saying that she
suspects you've been going to the races again.
You can use some of this money for that if you
want, but if you use Yurine-san's money, make
sure you return it. There's 100,000 yen here,
so you should be fine, but if it starts to run low,
just call me and I'll send more.
[00:37] (Flashback) Medusa
Dear Jashin-chan. Use this money—
[00:39] Jashin
Way to go, ATM!
[00:41] Jashin
I thought I'd dodged this bullet
that came flying out of nowhere...
[00:46] Jashin
Ten bills...
[00:48] Jashin
All the bills Medusa left me three
days ago were ten-thousands.
[00:53] Jashin
When did they turn into thousands?!
[00:56] DevilA
Allow me to explain.
[00:57] DevilA
Jashin-chan is...
[00:59] DevilA
...going to do the same thing again!
[01:01] Jashin
I'm doomed!
SIGN Life
Theater
[02:34] Jashin
If you don't have money,
you just need to make some!
[02:36] Jashin
Using alchemy!
[02:38] Jashin
Yes! It's time to reveal my title!
[02:42] Jashin
It's...
SIGN FULLMONEY ALCHEMIST
SIGN FULLMONEY ALCHEMIST
SIGN FULLMONEY ALCHEMIST
SIGN FULLMONEY ALCHEMIST
[02:43] Jashin
The Full... Money Alchemist!
[02:48] Jashin
My power... is the power of money.
[02:57] Jashin
This wasn't supposed to...
[03:01] Jashin
Damn it!
[03:04] Jashin
It was all taken from me!
[03:06] Jashin
Why?! Isn't it all about
equivalent exchange?!
[03:08] Jashin
How does 10,000 yen
transmute into three candies?!
[03:12] Kyon
Jashin-chan!
[03:14] Jashin
Kyon-Kyon?
[03:15] Kyon
Pachinko again?
[03:17] Ran
I bet you lost again, didn't you?
[03:19] Jashin
Damn you, Ran-Ran!
[03:20] Jashin
I just happened to lose today!
I'm still in profit overall!
[03:23] Ran
The only one who profits
in gambling is the bookmaker.
[03:26] Jashin
Screw you!
[03:27] Jashin
You're just a dumb animal that eats
bamboo even though you're a carnivore!
[03:31] Jashin
Suck on this candy I transmuted and shut up!
[03:35] Jsahin
Here. You get one, too.
[03:38] Kyon
It's sweet!
[03:39] Ran
Wei dao bu cuo!
[03:42] Jashin
By the way...
[03:44] Jashin
Have you two gotten paid for
your work at the used bookstore?
[03:48] Kyon
Yep!
[03:50] Jashin
Listen, I hate to let this slip...
[03:55] Jashin
but there's a big race tomorrow that
could cancel out my losses from today.
[04:00] Jashin
So...
[04:01] Jashin
Lend me some mon—
[04:03] Jashin
Wh-What? What is it?
[04:05] Ran
Oh, no!
[04:06] Ran
M-My body feels...
[04:08] Ran
This is bad! This is definitely bad!
[04:11] Kyon
What's wrong, Onee-chan?
[04:12] Jashin
What? You gonna die?
[04:23] Jashin
Did she die?
[04:24] Jashin
Was there poison in that candy?
[04:26] Kyon
Poison wouldn't kill her!
[04:29] Kyon
Jiangshi are immortal!
[04:30] Jashin
Yeah, but I could die from it.
[04:32] Jashin
Whew! Good thing I didn't eat it!
[04:41] Ran
Whew... I thought for sure I was gonna die.
[04:44] Ran
Even though I'm already dead.
[04:48] Ran
Huh? What's wrong with you two?
[04:52] Kyon
You're back to normal!
[04:54] Ran
What?!
[04:57] Ran
The panda curse is gone...
[04:59] Kyon
This is great, Onee-chan!
[05:01] Jashin
Your panda form was a curse?
[05:04] Ran
But how...
[05:06] Kyon
Maybe that strawberry milk
candy had a curse-lifting effect!
[05:10] Ran
Strawberry milk candy?
[05:13] Ran
Strawberry milk candy!
[05:14] Kyon
Strawberry milk candy! That must be it!
[05:17] Jashin
That must be it. For sure.
[05:21] Jashin
I want to share in the joy
you're feeling over lifting that curse.
[05:25] Jashin
I hate to say this, believe me,
[05:27] Jashin
but that candy was originally mine.
[05:30] Jashin
Which means it's not a stretch to say
that I removed your curse, is it?
[05:36] Jashin
Is it? Is it? Is it?
[05:41] Jashin
Therefore, I humbly request
that you thank me accordingly.
[05:45] Kyon
Yes, you're right! It's all thanks to you!
[05:49] Ran
What would you like as thanks?
SIGN This is the face
[05:51] DevilA
This is the face.
[05:53] Jashin
Cash! I'm the Fullmoney
Alchemist, after all!
[05:56] Jashin
Of course it's money I want!
[05:58] Jashin
Fifty—
[06:00] Jashin
No, a hundred thousand will do it!
[06:02] Ran
Sure!
[06:03] Kyon
It's a good thing we came to Japan!
[06:07] Jashin
Equivalent exchange...
[06:09] Jashin
All things can be considered
a form of transmutation.
[06:11] Jashin
Losing at the races, Medusa's money,
[06:14] Jashin
the way I just happened
to lose at pachinko...
[06:17] Jashin
It all happened so that this
candy would earn me 100,000 yen!
[06:21] Jashin
Way to go, me!
[06:23] Jashin
I'm not called the Fullmoney
Alchemist for nothing!
[06:29] Ran
Ow!
[06:30] Ran
I turned back...
[06:33] Jashin
Don't put it away!
[06:34] Ran
Sniff...
[06:35] Jashin
Don't worry!
[06:37] Jashin
I still have one candy left!
[06:39] Jashin
Here, eat it! Eat the candy!
[06:42] Jashin
There, see?
[06:43] Jashin
I'd like my 100,000 yen, please!
[06:47] Kyon
She's still a panda.
[06:48] Jashin
I'd like my 100,000 yen, please!
[06:50] Ran
I guess it was just a fluke.
[06:52] Kyon
But you did briefly turn back to normal.
[06:55] Kyon
Maybe there's some kind of hint to that candy.
[06:56] Jashin
I'd like my 100,000 yen, please!
[06:57] Ran
You think so?
[06:59] Jashin
I'd like...
[07:00] Ran
But it didn't work. The curse wasn't lifted.
[07:02] Jashin
...my 100,000 yen...
[07:03] Kyon
Want to buy strawberry milk candies
at the grocery store on the way home?
[07:06] Ran
Sure.
[07:06] Kyon
Let's eat them every day for a while!
[07:07] Jashin
I'm the one who gave you that hint.
[07:09] Ran
Good idea.
[07:10] Jashin
My transmutation failed!
SIGN I'll never leave you again
SIGN The old flame has
been rekidnapped
[07:30] Pino
I think you mean "the old
flame has been rekindled."
[07:36] Yurine
So cute.
[07:37] Yurine
I'd love to have these clothes.
[07:40] Jashin
Clothes? Really?
[07:42] Yurine
What?
[07:43] Jashin
Like I always say, clothes are for the weak.
[07:47] Jashin
People who wear clothes are weak!
Being weak is embarrassing!
[07:50] Jashin
In other words, people who
wear clothes are embarrassing!
[07:53] Yurine
This outfit's nice, too.
[07:55] Jashin
Don't ignore me.
[07:57] Medusa
Hello!
[08:00] Medusa
I brought you some really good stuff today!
[08:03] Jashin
Medusa?
[08:04] Yurine
Good stuff?
[08:05] Medusa
Apples specially ordered
from the Garden of Eden!
SIGN m 50 0 b 100 0 100 100 50 100 b 0 100 0 0 50 0
SIGN Grown
by me
SIGN Grown
by me
[08:09] Jashin
What?! The ones you have to wait hundreds
of years to receive after ordering?
[08:14] Jashin
Those Eden apples?!
[08:15] Medusa
I ordered them a couple of centuries
ago, and they finally arrived.
[08:19] Yurine
This is a conversation
humans could never have.
[08:23] Jashin
Let's cut them up and eat them right now!
[08:27] Yurine
Wow. All we did was cut
them, but they're shining.
[08:30] Jashin
The way they felt when
I cut them was otherworldly.
[08:34] Yurine
Well, they are from another world.
[08:41] Yurine
They're so good.
[08:42] Yurine
Both the look and the taste
are absolutely otherworldly.
[08:46] Medusa
Yeah! They were worth
the two-hundred year wait!
[08:50] Yurine
Jashin-chan, what's wrong?
[08:54] Jashin
I...
[08:55] Jashin
I'm so ashamed!
[08:57] Jashin
Why do I feel so incredibly ashamed?
[09:00] Jashin
Oh, no! I'm not wearing any clothes!
[09:04] Jashin
Have I been walking around town
in this shameful state all this time?!
[09:08] Jashin
I must put on some clothes!
[09:11] Medusa
What got into her?
[09:13] Yurine
Could these have caused it?
SIGN Eve
SIGN Adam
SIGN Shame!
SIGN Shame!
[09:16] Yurine
It's a well-known creation story.
[09:19] Yurine
A snake tricked Adam and Eve
[09:21] Yurine
into eating the forbidden fruit of Eden,
[09:24] Yurine
and for the first time, they felt shame.
[09:26] Medusa
And these apples have the same effect?
[09:29] Yurine
I think so.
[09:30] Medusa
But why did it only affect Jashin-chan?
[09:33] Yurine
Well, the two of us already had clothes on,
[09:36] Yurine
and Jashin-chan is a snake...
[09:41] Jashin
That was so embarrassing.
[09:42] Yurine
I guess thousands of years of deceiving
humans finally came back to bite the snake.
[09:47] Jashin
Clothes are great.
[09:49] Jashin
They protect us from shame.
[09:52] Jashin
Anyone who doesn't wear clothes is a fool!
[09:57] Jashin
Medusa, you should give a little more
thought to the clothes you wear.
[10:00] Medusa
Huh?
[10:02] Jashin
What?
[10:04] Jashin
What is this?! The feeling
of shame won't go away!
[10:06] Jashin
I feel ashamed just to be alive!
SIGN I have lived a shameful life.
I can't understand how this thing
called "human life" is supposed
to work, seriously...
From No Longer Human?
[10:10] Jashin
I have lived a shameful life.
[10:13] Jashin
I'll jump into the Tamagawa Aqueduct
and die to escape this shame!
[10:20] Jashin
But I don't want to die alone.
[10:23] Jashin
I'm taking you with me!
[10:26] Jashin
How 'bout it? Care to go
out with me... forever?
[10:29] Medusa
C-Can't breathe... Stop...
[10:31] Medusa
Yurine-san, please help me!
[10:35] Yurine
I guess I have no choice.
[10:36] Yurine
Yurine-chan Dropkick!
[10:45] Pino
What happened?
[10:46] Medusa
I wonder how we get
her back to normal...
[10:49] Yurine
Let's bury her.
[10:50] Medusa
Bury her?!
[10:51] Yurine
Burial cures just about any malady.
[10:57] Jashin
Oh. I'm better now.
[10:58] Jashin
All the shame is gone.
[11:01] Yurine
See?
[11:02] Pino
What are you two doing?
[11:03] Jashin
Clothes are for the weak!
[11:06] Jashin
The greatest strength lies in nudity!
[11:10] Medusa
I'm glad you're all better.
[11:11] Medusa
Anyway, how did the apples
we waited 200 years for taste?
[11:16] Jashin
I was so embarrassed, I don't remember!
SIGN m 0 0 l 100 0 100 100 0 100
SIGN m 0 0 l 100 0 100 100 0 100
SIGN Orphanage
Iron Commando
[11:19] Pekola
What? The Christmas party is canceled?
[11:21] Lady
Yes.
[11:23] Lady
I'm sorry to break the news after
you came here in your Santa suit.
[11:26] Pekola
I see...
[11:28] Lady
We held out until the last possible moment,
[11:30] Lady
but we just couldn't muster the funds.
[11:32] Lady
Oh, but we will pay you for
your service today, of course.
[11:36] Pekola
That's not...
[11:38] Lady
Please don't worry about it.
[11:40] Pekola
But the children must be so disappointed
[11:43] Pekola
that they can't have their Christmas party.
[11:45] Lady
Yes, that's true...
[11:50] Pekola
It appears the time to use this has come.
[11:56] Pekola
Just 15,000 yen...
[11:58] Pekola
This won't be enough to
fund their Christmas party.
[12:03] Pekola
The children all look forward to this Christmas
party, and it only comes only once a year...
[12:07] Pekola
I want to do something for them.
[12:11] Pekola
But is there any way to earn
a good amount of money quickly?
[12:19] Pekola
Of course!
[12:20] Pekola
I'll work with the humans!
[12:25] Pekola
Joy to the world! The Lord is come!
[12:29] Pekola
Let Earth receive her King!
[12:33] Pekola
Let every heart prepare Him room,
[12:35] Pekola
I'm so glad I was in the choir in Heaven.
[12:38] Pekola
and Heaven and nature sing,
and Heaven and nature sing,
[12:38] Pekola
All the people who are moved by my song
[12:41] Pekola
should help out by donating money!
[12:42] Pekola
and Heaven, and Heaven, and nature sing!
[12:47] DevilA
A few hours later...
[12:53] Pekola
Not a single yen...
[12:56] Pekola
How cruel. Can this really be possible?
[13:00] Pekola
Couldn't just one person—just one
single, solitary person—help me out?
[13:04] Poporon
Pekola-sama?
[13:07] Pekola
Poporon...
[13:12] Pekola
You were in the choir too, weren't you?
[13:15] Pekola
Would you help me?
[13:16] Poporon
Huh?
[13:17] Poporon
Why should I do that for a bunch
of human kids I don't even know?
[13:22] Poporon
I'm busy enough as it is.
[13:27] Poporon
Don't you have your own life to live, too?
[13:29] Poporon
What are you thinking?
[13:31] Pekola
Yes, you're right,
[13:33] Pekola
but I want to put smiles
on the faces of those children.
[13:36] Poporon
That's ridiculous!
[13:38] Poporon
Haven't you learned
anything since coming to Earth?
[13:40] Poporon
There are countless people in
need of saving all around the world.
[13:44] Poporon
There's no point in just saving
a handful of them. There are too many.
[13:47] Pekola
There is a point!
[13:49] Pekola
If an angel can't save the
people right in front of her,
[13:51] Pekola
there's no way she can save
everyone who needs it!
[13:54] Poporon
Oh, really?
[13:55] Poporon
Okay, then. Farewell.
[13:58] Pekola
She's so mean...
SIGN m 0 0 l 100 0 100 100 0 100
SIGN m 0 0 l 100 0 100 100 0 100
SIGN Orphanage
Iron Commando
[14:11] Poporon
Is this the place
Pekola-sama was talking about?
[14:15] Girl
It's Noel-chan!
[14:17] Poporon
Huh? You know who I am?
[14:20] Girl
Yeah! I want to be an idol, too!
[14:24] Poporon
You do? Why?
[14:27] Girl
I want to make everyone smile, like you do!
[14:31] Girl
Do you think I can become an idol?
[14:38] Poporon
I know you can be an idol.
[14:40] Girl
Really?
[14:41] Poporon
I'll be rooting for you.
[14:43] Girl
Yay! Thanks, Noel-chan!
[14:47] Poporon
Merry Christmas.
[14:51] Girl
Merry Christmas!
[14:58] Pekola
Joy to the world... The Lord is come...
[15:04] Pekola
I've been singing for so long,
SIGN Life
[15:06] Pekola
and all I've gotten is one fake coin.
SIGN Life
[15:09] Pekola
Why can't I get a single yen?
[15:11] Pekola
What were all my years in the choir for?
[15:15] Poporon
No one's going to listen
to a boring song like that.
[15:20] Pekola
Poporon...
[15:22] Pekola
Why are you here? Did you
come to ridicule me some more?
SIGN Future Drive
SIGN Amatsuka Noel
SIGN Vague Gradation
SIGN Amatsuka Noel
[15:30] [SONG] Song
The season brings emotion
[15:32] [SONG] Song
And faint illumination
[15:37] [SONG] Song
I sing this hymn for you
[15:40] Poporon
Attention, please!
[15:42] Poporon
Your holy idol, Noel-chan,
[15:45] Poporon
will now perform a free
street concert for charity!
[15:51] [SONG] Song
Evening at the station
SIGN Moe
[15:51] Guy
It's Noel-chan!
[15:53] Guy
Noel-chan's doing a charity concert!
[15:54] [SONG] Song
The people passing by are all automation
[15:58] [SONG] Song
It's a little lonely
[16:02] [SONG] Song
Where did they come from?
[16:05] [SONG] Song
Where are they going?
[16:08] [SONG] Song
It's all in a hard worker's imagination
[16:12] [SONG] Song
Like the powdery snow
[16:17] [SONG] Song
That's falling from the sky
[16:22] [SONG] Song
It softly blankets the world
[16:27] [SONG] Song
Never melting away
[16:33] [SONG] Song
Just kidding!
[16:34] [SONG] Song
It was just a joke, God
[16:37] [SONG] Song
Just a trick of fate
[16:40] [SONG] Song
The white town shows a vague gradation
[16:45] [SONG] Song
I can't express it well
[16:48] [SONG] Song
But I'm wishing as hard as I can
[16:51] [SONG] Song
Let this moment last just a little longer
[17:01] Poporon
Thank you, everyone!
[17:05] Chiba
So godly! You're so godly, Noel-chan!
[17:06] Katsura
My wallet's empty, but her spit
sprayed on me, so I'm happy!
[17:08] Ozaki
I don't have train fare to get
home now, but no regrets!
[17:11] Mei
All right, you three are under arrest.
[17:13] Three
Huh?!
[17:14] Three
Why?!
[17:15] Mei
For the crime of being
unbefitting of Christmas!
[17:18] Ozaki
Mad police!
[17:19] Katsura
Have mercy on us!
[17:21] Mei
Excellent work, Mei! Merry Christmas!
[17:24] Poporon
Here.
[17:25] Pekola
Huh? Is this...
[17:27] Poporon
Take it to the children.
[17:30] Pekola
What brought this on?
[17:31] Poporon
I don't feel like getting into it.
[17:34] Pekola
You've helped so much. Thank you.
[17:38] Poporon
I-I didn't do it to help you.
[17:43] Pekola
Why don't we take it to them together?
[17:47] Poporon
Oh, all right. I'll go with you, just this once.
[17:57] Poporon
By the way, Pekola-sama,
[17:59] Poporon
your singing sucked.
You should practice more.
[18:01] Pekola
Wha?!
[18:05] DevilA
Blessings upon all people,
devils, and angels!
[18:09] DevilA
Merry Crucifixmas!
[18:14] Jashin
I'll make it home.
[18:16] Jashin
I won't make it home.
[18:17] Jashin
I'll make it home.
[18:19] Jashin
I won't make it ho—
[18:22] Jashin
I won't make it home.
[18:23] Jashin
Yes! I'm gonna make it back home!
[18:27] Jashin
But really, it's going to be
pretty hard to get back to Hell.
[18:31] Jashin
I know that.
[18:33] Jashin
Yurine hasn't even bothered
to look for the second volume
[18:36] ---
of the grimoire that has
the return spell in it.
[18:38] Jashin
And with my current powers,
I can't kill her and go back home myself.
[18:44] Jabber
You desire power?
[18:47] Jashin
Yeah, I do.
[18:48] Jashin
Dropkick!
[18:49] Jashin
Enough power to kill Yurine easily...
[18:52] Jashin
A powerful dropkick...
[18:55] Jashin
Hell, as long as it kills Yurine,
it doesn't even have to be a dropkick.
[18:59] Jabber
The title has lost its meaning, then.
[19:03] Jashin
But if I want more power,
I need to train hard.
[19:08] Jashin
Ugh, training is a pain.
[19:10] Jashin
Isn't there a way to get
stronger without much effort?
[19:18] Jashin
I'll start by reading some
books to build up my brains.
[19:21] Jashin
Are there any smart books here?
SIGN m 0 0 l 100 0 100 100 0 100
SIGN Occult Maidens' Love
[19:25] Jashin
Old-Fashioned Vending Machines,
SIGN m 0 0 l 100 0 100 100 0 100
SIGN m 0 0 l 100 0 100 100 0 100
SIGN How Kefir Works
SIGN m 0 0 l 100 0 100 100 0 100
SIGN m 0 0 l 100 0 100 100 0 100
SIGN m 0 0 l 100 0 100 100 0 100
SIGN The Pigeon's Secret
SIGN m 0 0 l 100 0 100 100 0 100
SIGN m 0 0 l 100 0 100 100 0 100
SIGN m 0 0 l 100 0 100 100 0 100
SIGN The Sparrow's Secret
SIGN m 0 0 l 100 0 100 100 0 100
SIGN m 0 0 l 100 0 100 100 0 100
SIGN m 0 0 l 100 0 100 100 0 100
SIGN Old-Fashioned Vending Machines
SIGN m 0 0 l 100 0 100 100 0 100
SIGN m 0 0 l 100 0 100 100 0 100
SIGN m 0 0 l 100 0 100 100 0 100
SIGN Old-Fashioned Ice Cream
SIGN m 0 0 l 100 0 100 100 0 100
SIGN m 0 0 l 100 0 100 100 0 100
SIGN m 0 0 l 100 0 100 100 0 100
SIGN Old-Fashioned Summer Sweets
SIGN m 0 0 l 100 0 100 100 0 100
SIGN m 0 0 l 100 0 100 100 0 100
SIGN m 0 0 l 100 0 100 100 0 100
SIGN Old-Fashioned Summer Lyrics
SIGN m 0 0 l 100 0 100 100 0 100
SIGN m 0 0 l 100 0 100 100 0 100
SIGN Chimpanzees
SIGN m 0 0 l 100 0 100 100 0 100
SIGN m 0 0 l 100 0 100 100 0 100
SIGN m 0 0 l 100 0 100 100 0 100
SIGN Its Name is "Gorilla"
SIGN m 0 0 l 100 0 100 100 0 100
SIGN m 0 0 l 100 0 100 100 0 100
SIGN m 0 0 l 100 0 100 100 0 100
SIGN Framing Primates
SIGN m 0 0 l 100 0 100 100 0 100
SIGN m 0 0 l 100 0 100 100 0 100
SIGN m 0 0 l 100 0 100 100 0 100
SIGN Another Kind of Ninja
SIGN m 0 0 l 100 0 100 100 0 100
SIGN m 0 0 l 100 0 100 100 0 100
SIGN m 0 0 l 100 0 100 100 0 100
SIGN Introductions to Ninjas
[19:27] Jashin
Old-Fashioned Ice Cream,
[19:28] Jashin
Old-Fashioned Summer Sweets,
[19:30] Jashin
Old-Fashioned Summer Lyrics...
[19:33] Jashin
Yurine does like this kind of thing.
[19:35] Jashin
Grimoire Volume 1,
SIGN m 0 0 l 100 0 100 100 0 100
SIGN m 0 0 l 100 0 100 100 0 100
SIGN m 0 0 l 100 0 100 100 0 100
SIGN Secrets of Jinbocho
SIGN m 0 0 l 100 0 100 100 0 100
SIGN m 0 0 l 100 0 100 100 0 100
SIGN Taro's Father
SIGN m 0 0 l 100 0 100 100 0 100
SIGN m 0 0 l 100 0 100 100 0 100
SIGN Photobook
SIGN Grimoire
SIGN Volume 1
SIGN Grimoire
SIGN Volume 2
SIGN m 0 0 l 100 0 100 100 0 100
SIGN m 0 0 l 100 0 100 100 0 100
SIGN The Potential of Adlay Tea
SIGN m 0 0 l 100 0 100 100 0 100
SIGN m 0 0 l 100 0 100 100 0 100
SIGN Secrets of the Sparrow Rocket
SIGN m 0 0 l 100 0 100 100 0 100
SIGN Occult Maidens' Love
SIGN m 0 0 l 100 0 100 100 0 100
SIGN m 0 0 l 100 0 100 100 0 100
SIGN m 0 0 l 100 0 100 100 0 100
SIGN How Kefir Works
[19:37] Jashin
Grimoire Volume 2...
[19:39] Jashin
Then, there's Secrets of Jinbocho, and...
[19:45] Jashin
Excuse me?!
[19:47] Jashin
Grimoire
[19:47] Jashin
Volume 2
[19:47] Jashin
Grimoire
[19:47] Jashin
Volume 2
[19:47] Jashin
Grimoire
[19:47] Jashin
Volume 2
[19:47] Jashin
Grimoire Volume 2?!
[19:50] Jashin
Why is the second volume
of the grimoire here?!
[19:53] Jashin
Is this real?
[19:55] Jashin
It's not some self-published fanbook, is it?
[19:58] Jashin
The return spell is right here!
[20:01] Jashin
I have to tell the others
about this right away!
[20:07] Medusa
Congratulations, Jashin-chan!
[20:09] Minos
You finally get to go home, huh?
SIGN Congrats!
[20:12] Jashin
Shut up!
[20:13] Medusa
Huh?
[20:14] Jashin
You're not acting happy enough!
[20:16] Jashin
Do you know how long I've waited for this day?!
[20:19] Jashin
Use your heads a little,
you incompetent fools!
[20:22] Medusa
Sorry...
[20:23] Medusa
Congratulations, Jashin-chan!
[20:26] Jashin
That's better.
SIGN Medusa-chan, you should really stop being this scumbag's friend.
[20:32] Jashin
You're awfully impudent!
[20:33] Jashin
If you weren't our teacher's
daughter, I'd kill you.
[20:35] Jashin
I'd show no mercy!
[20:38] Jashin
Seriously, you're despicable.
[20:40] Minos
Why didn't Yurine-chan tell you that
she found the second volume, though?
[20:44] Jashin
She was probably keeping it
under wraps to surprise me.
[20:48] Medusa
I don't think that's why.
[20:51] Medusa
Yurine-san just doesn't want you to leave.
[20:54] Jashin
Huh?
[20:55] Medusa
Yurine-chan really likes you, after all.
[20:59] Jashin
Yurine likes me?
[21:01] Jashin
Y-You're crazy! That's—
[21:03] Minos
The same goes for you, doesn't it?
[21:05] Minos
You like your life with
Yurine-chan, don't you?
[21:13] Jashin
I-I—
[21:15] Yurine
I'm home.
[21:17] Yurine
Oh, what brings all of you here?
[21:21] Yurine
Oh.
[21:23] Yurine
You found that, huh?
[21:25] DevilA
Now what?! Will Jashin-chan
really get to go back to Hell?
[21:30] DevilA
Next time on Dropkick on My Devil! Dash,
[21:33] DevilA
a final episode filled with unceasing
shocks and tremendous emotion!
SIGN To Be Continued !!
[21:37] DevilA
To be continued!
[23:10] Jashin
The Little Mermaid is a fool.
[23:12] Yurine
Why?
[23:12] Jashin
Wishing for human legs so
you can marry a prince is stupid!
[23:17] Jashin
If he can't love her as a mermaid,
[23:19] Jashin
she'll never truly be happy!
[23:21] Yurine
True. In that sense,
you're definitely happy.
[23:24] Yurine
"Happiness is something-or-other," as they say!
[23:26] Jashin
And I was able to meet someone
who accepted the real m—
[23:29] Jashin
Wait, no!
[23:31] Jashin
What are you smirking about?
[23:33] Jashin
Jashin-chan Dropkick!
[23:35] Yurine
Sliced "real Jashin-chan" is served.
[23:36] Jashin
Ow, ow, ow!
E10 - Untitled
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[00:01] Yurine
Oh.
[00:03] Yurine
You found that, huh?
[01:38] Yurine
If you found it, I guess
there's nothing I can do.
[01:40] Jashin
Wait a minute!
[01:42] Jashin
What do you mean, we "found" it?
[01:44] Jashin
What do you mean,
there's nothing you can do?!
[01:46] Yurine
You guys want some pudding?
[01:48] Minos
I do!
SIGN Yes!
[01:49] Jashin
Hey! Don't ignore me!
[01:51] Jashin
Why didn't you say anything?!
[01:53] Jashin
Did you have zero intention
of letting me return to Hell?!
[01:57] Jashin
With the second volume,
I could've gone back home at any time!
[02:01] Jashin
I could've gone to the festival...
[02:02] Jashin
I could've gone to see my parents!
[02:04] Jashin
Yurine, how long has it been?
[02:06] Jashin
How long have you had it?!
[02:12] Yurine
Here you go. Puttsun Pudding.
[02:15] Minos
Yum!
SIGN Delicious!
[02:16] Medusa
Thank you, Yurine-san!
[02:17] Minos
Man, this is so good!
[02:18] Yurine
No problem.
[02:20] Jashin
Hey! Where's mine?!
[02:22] Yurine
Go get your own.
[02:24] Jashin
Damn it!
SIGN Puttsun
SIGN Pudding
[02:36] Jashin
Hell yeah, baby.
[02:38] Jashin
Wait! This isn't the time
to be eating pudding!
[02:40] Jashin
Yurine, why won't you answer me?
[02:42] Jashin
Is it really because you
don't want me to leave?
[02:47] Jashin
If that's it, you should just say so.
[02:50] Jashin
Jashin-chan, stay with me
until my lifespan ends.
[02:54] Jashin
Jeez, you're hopeless!
SIGN You're always so condescending.
SIGN Nobody likes condescending girls.
[03:01] Jashin
Want me to kill you right here and now?!
[03:03] Medusa
Per-chan's right.
[03:05] Minos
Talking down to Yurine-chan like that will
just make it harder for her to talk to you.
[03:08] Minos
Do you have no delicacy, Jashin-chan?
[03:10] Jashin
Suddenly this is all about criticizing me?
[03:11] Medusa
You do have a tendency to do that.
[03:14] Medusa
Still, Yurine-san, you could've
talked to us about this.
[03:17] Minos
Jashin-chan seems to enjoy
living here, after all.
[03:21] Medusa
And there are probably ways we can help—
[03:24] Jashin
No one asked you guys to butt in!
[03:27] Jashin
I mean, sure, living here
hasn't been so bad...
SIGN You're finally being honest.
[03:32] Jashin
I'm telling you, that's not the point!
[03:37] Jashin
The point is that Yurine
kept me from going home.
[03:41] Jashin
You expect me to feel good about that?
SIGN Where are you going?
[03:45] Jashin
I'm going for a drink.
[03:47] Jashin
It'll be my last drink in
the human realm, after all.
[03:49] Jashin
Boy, what a relief!
SIGN This all looks sort of familiar.
[03:54] Yurine
Per-chan, are you...
SIGN Oh, right. That was before I came here.
[04:02] Medusa
Sheesh, Per-chan...
[04:02] Minos
Wait, wh-what're you talking about?
SIGN Kanda
SIGN Suzuran
SIGN Street
SIGN m 0 0 l 100 0 100 100 0 100
SIGN Bicycles Only
[04:05] Jashin
So... I can actually go home, huh?
[04:10] Jashin
Knowing I can go back to Hell at any
time makes everything seem so precious.
[04:16] Jashin
That's...
SIGN Flavor
SIGN Coffeehouse
SIGN Sabouru
[04:19] Pekola
I'm exhausted.
SIGN Flavor
SIGN Coffeehouse
SIGN Sabouru
[04:21] Pekola
I wonder how many jobs I've
hopped between this week...
SIGN kg
[04:25] Tanahashi
Yo, part-timer!
SIGN Mega
SIGN Extras
[04:27] Pekola
My eyes...
[04:27] Tanahashi
Part-timer!
SIGN CD Giga
[04:29] Pekola
The nail...
[04:29] Tanahashi
Part-timer!
[04:30] Pekola
Pressed sushi...
SIGN Pressed
[04:31] Tanahashin
Part-timer!
[04:32] Pekola
I'm so tired,
SIGN Pay
[04:33] Pekola
but I hardly got any money out of it at all.
[04:36] Pekola
I paid too high a price
for this amount of pay!
[04:39] Pekola
No, it wasn't a high price!
[04:41] Pekola
The pay's just too low!
SIGN Pay Raise
[04:43] Pekola
I guess I have no choice but to rise up...
SIGN Pay Raise
[04:45] Pekola
If people are being oppressed,
[04:47] Pekola
I have to be their leader!
SIGN Pay Raise
[04:50] Pekola
I'll become Joan of Arc!
[04:52] Pekola
But what's most important right
now is my fresh strawberry juice.
[04:55] Pekola
Sabouru... My little slice of happiness...
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[05:00] Bar
Welcome.
[05:01] Jashin
I'm here for a drink!
[05:03] Jashin
It's Jashin-chan-san!
[05:05] Guy
Oh, Jashin-chan-san.
[05:07] Lady
We have seats available
downstairs. Help yourself.
[05:10] Jashin
They know me here.
[05:11] Jashin
Let's go, Pekola.
[05:14] Pekola
Hup.
[05:15] Jashin
And a-hup.
[05:16] Pekola
Why are you sitting beside me?
[05:18] Jashin
Tables here are shared.
[05:19] Pekola
At least sit on the other side.
[05:22] Jashin
Fresh strawberry juice!
[05:23] Lady
Just one?
[05:24] Jashin
Make it 666!
[05:27] Jashin
I'm just kidding! That was
a little bit of devil humor!
[05:30] Jashin
I'll keep it to around ten today!
[05:32] Jashin
Do you want some, too?
[05:34] Pekola
Uh, yes...
[05:35] Jashin
Make it twenty!
[05:36] Pekola
Just one! Just one is enough!
[05:39] Pekola
I'm going to lose all my savings!
[05:41] Lady
Thank you for waiting.
[05:45] Jashin
This stuff's the best!
[05:47] Jashin
Nothing beats fresh-squeezed!
[05:49] Jashin
Refill, please!
[05:50] Lady
Right..
[05:50] Pekola
Your eleventh one...
[05:52] Jashin
Hey, Tajiri...
[05:55] Jashin
There's something important
I need to tell you.
[05:58] Pekola
What is it? I'm not lending you any money.
[06:01] Jashin
I haven't sunk so low that I need
to borrow from the dregs of society.
[06:04] Pekola
The dregs...
[06:05] Pekola
Gulp!
[06:09] Jashin
That's a song from a game I've been into.
[06:11] Pekola
Uh-huh...
[06:13] Pekola
And what was the important
thing you had to tell me?
[06:17] Jashin
You know how foreigners say...
[06:19] Jashin
"My girlfriend is your
girlfriend's boyfriend's mom!"
[06:24] Jashin
"Oh, no!"
[06:25] Jashin
...all the time?
[06:26] Pekola
Oh, that sounds awful!
[06:28] Jashin
That phrase, "Oh, no"...
SIGN Ou
(ang
[06:31] Jashin
I think it originated from the
Japanese word for "anguish."
SIGN nou
uish)
[06:34] Pekola
If you searched for its
origin on the Internet,
[06:37] Pekola
I think you'd get tons of hits.
[06:40] Jashin
They mean basically the same thing.
[06:42] Jashin
Did you know that Flex Comix got its name
because its employees work on flex time?
[06:46] Pekola
Huh? That's... not true at all.
[06:49] Jashin
How do you know?
[06:52] Pekola
Um, what are you trying to say?
[06:55] Jashin
I just thought I'd give you
a little parting gift.
[06:59] Pekola
A parting gift?
[07:00] Jashin
I'll give you an idea
you can use to get rich.
[07:04] Jashin
Clean out your butthole and listen up.
[07:08] Yurine
There's something I need to tell all of you.
[07:13] Yurine
Jashin-chan doesn't know about this yet.
[07:16] Jashin
It occurred to me when
I was watching a period drama...
[07:20] Jashin
You know those costumes that
magistrates and shogunate elders wore?
[07:23] Guy
Yay!
[07:24] Guy
Come on!
[07:25] Pekola
You mean those ceremonial costumes?
[07:27] Jashin
Yeah, those. They made
me realize something...
[07:30] Jashin
Don't you think they
evolved over the ages...
[07:34] Jashin
...into business suits?
[07:36] Jashin
Businessmen are modern samurai.
[07:39] Jashin
The slender look of their shoulders
[07:41] Jashin
and their overall stiffness
are exactly the same!
[07:44] Pekola
Um—
[07:45] Jashin
That's gotta be it, right?
[07:47] Jashin
Therefore...
[07:48] Jashin
Business suits are the evolution
of magistrate costumes,
[07:51] Jashin
so if we research modern business suits,
[07:53] Jashin
we'll find out what formal wear
in the future will look like!
[07:56] Jashin
I smell the potential to make a fortune here!
[08:01] Jashin
Aren't I just so smart? Aren't I?
[08:03] Jashin
Aren't I just super smart?
[08:05] Jashin
Tajiri, use that to get
rich and find happiness!
[08:09] Pekola
What in the world are you talking about?
[08:11] Jashin
Huh?
[08:12] Pekola
Business suits came to Japan from overseas.
[08:16] Pekola
They didn't evolve from
ceremonial magistrate costumes.
[08:18] Pekola
That's hardly smart. It's just plain stupid.
[08:22] Pekola
Besides, business suits are civilian attire.
SIGN ATV
for Devils
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SIGN Devil A's English Lesson
SIGN Devil A's English Lesson
[08:25] DevilA
Civil clothes.
[08:26] Pekola
There's also a theory that they originated
in a London clothes district...
SIGN ATV
for Devils
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SIGN Devil A's English Lesson
SIGN Devil A's English Lesson
[08:30] DevilA
Savile Row.
[08:31] Pekola
...and that the name came from there.
[08:34] DevilA
There are multiple theories!
[08:35] Jashin
Don't...
[08:37] Jashin
Don't deny me!
[08:39] Jashin
Don't deny my lovableness,
my sorrow, and my intelligence!
[08:45] Guy
Please don't fight in the bar!
[08:48] Jashin
No matter what anyone says,
[08:48] Guy
Jashin-chan-san!
[08:49] Jashin
ceremonial costumes are business suits!
[08:49] Lady
Jashin-chan-san!
[08:51] Jashin
Let me go! Let go, damn it!
[08:52] Pekola
My little slice of happiness is ruined...
[08:58] Poporon
Savile Row!
[08:59] Jashin
Damn that Tajiri!
[09:01] Jashin
I tried to be nice,
and she just brushed it off!
[09:04] Jashin
I was trying to be nice as a parting gift
since I finally get to go back to Hell!
[09:08] Pino
What?
[09:10] Jashin
Oh, it's you.
[09:11] Pino
You're going back to Hell?
[09:14] Jashin
Huh? Yeah, I am.
[09:16] Jashin
We didn't have much time together, did we?
[09:20] Jashin
Take care of Yurine for me.
[09:25] Jashin
Well, time for the return spell.
[09:25] Pino
H-Huh?
[09:29] Yurine
Here. Read it.
[09:31] Jashin
Huh? I did read it.
[09:33] Yurine
Read it more closely.
Especially the last page.
[09:37] Jashin
Why are you guys looking at me like that?
[09:41] Yurine
Look at the page with the return spell.
[09:44] Jashin
Let's see...
[09:46] Jashin
"The return spell is...
[09:49] Jashin
...extremely complex, and would
not fully fit in this volume."
[09:52] Jashin
"The rest will be included
in Grimoire: Apocrypha."
[09:55] Yurine
And now you know.
[09:59] Medusa
You need the apocrypha in order
to complete the return spell.
SIGN Yurine-chan was trying to protect you from getting hurt.
[10:07] Minos
You ended up finding it
before she could hide it.
[10:10] Yurine
I'm sorry.
[10:11] Yurine
I had a feeling the shock of finding out
would turn you into a pillar of salt,
[10:15] Yurine
so I kept it from you.
[10:16] Yurine
I never expected there to be an apocrypha.
[10:19] Yurine
I was going to hide it in a drawer,
[10:21] Yurine
but you kept hiding half-eaten rice
balls and sandwiches in there.
[10:26] Yurine
I'll punish you for that later.
SIGN Yurine-chan...
SIGN Jashin-chan turned into salt.
[10:36] Yurine
I knew it.
[10:38] Medusa
Um...
[10:40] Medusa
And they all lived happily ever after?
SIGN Illustration: Yukio
[10:50] Jashin
What the hell?! Didn't it end a minute ago?!
[10:52] Yurine
Didn't what end?
[10:53] Jashin
The final episode!
[10:55] Jashin
You know it's the final episode
[10:56] ---
when they play Season 1's
opening theme over the end credits!
[10:59] Yurine
That aside, we have visitors coming over,
so would you make some tea?
[11:04] Jashin
Uh... sure.
[11:07] Both
Hello!
[11:09] Jashin
Oh, it's you two?
[11:10] Kyon
We came to ask Yurine for advice
on how to become human.
[11:14] Yurine
Welcome. Come on in.
[11:16] Jashin
Becoming human, huh?
[11:18] Jashin
Your sister skipped human
and went straight to panda.
[11:22] Jashin
All because you wouldn't
give me my 100,000 yen.
[11:25] Jashin
You should've entrusted everything
to the Fullmoney Alchemist.
[11:29] Yurine
What's this about 100,000 yen?
[11:34] Ran
Kyon-Kyon?
[11:36] Kyon
I was the one who...
[11:38] Ran
Come on, how many times have
I told you it wasn't your fault?
[11:42] Kyon
Still...
[11:43] Yurine
Before we talk about becoming human,
[11:45] Yurine
maybe you should tell us more
about how it happened.
[11:49] Ran
You're right. The day
I turned into a panda...
SIGN Hell Zoo
SIGN Hell Zoo
[11:54] Ran
The two of us had gone to Hell Zoo together.
[12:02] Kyon
The panda's so cute!
[12:05] Ran
You really like pandas, don't you?
[12:07] Kyon
Yeah!
[12:07] Kyon
I like how they wouldn't be cute at all
[12:10] ---
if the black patches around
their eyes were white.
[12:13] Kyon
I also like how vicious they are!
[12:15] Ran
You're pretty vicious yourself, huh?
[12:17] Kyon
Not that vicious, really.
[12:24] Ran
Looks like it's over there.
[12:26] Kyon
Oh!
[12:27] Kyon
I'll be right back. Just look
at the panda while you wait.
[12:30] Ran
Sure.
[12:31] Kyon
Bathroom, bathroom,
bathroom, bathroom, bathroom...
[12:44] Ran
Pandas sure have it good.
[12:47] Ran
All they do is eat bamboo
and roll around playing all day,
[12:50] Ran
and everyone squeals
about how cute they are.
[12:53] Ran
Every day must be so fun for you.
[12:56] Ran
I wish I could be a panda.
[12:59] Panda
What did you just say?
[13:01] Ran
Huh?
[13:03] Panda
What did you say just now?
[13:06] Ran
Who is it?! Who's there?!
[13:06] Panda
Hey! Hey! Over here, moron!
[13:09] Panda
The cute, adorable panda
that's right in front of you!
[13:14] Ran
The panda is talking to me?
[13:16] Panda
Directly into your brain.
[13:18] Panda
Amazing, right? Are you shocked?
[13:20] Panda
You were just thinking that
my life's easy, weren't you?
[13:23] Panda
Have you ever considered how
it feels to be locked up in this cage?
[13:27] Panda
I've been in here forever*!
[13:30] Panda
And you people get to see*
every aspect of how I live!
[13:33] Panda
When I eat, when I use the
bathroom, what I do in private...
[13:35] Panda
When I eat, or use the bathroom,
or eat, or use the bathroom,
[13:37] ---
my private life, everything!
[13:37] Ran
What the...
[13:39] Panda
And you say you wish you were a panda?!
[13:42] Panda
You've got a lot of nerve!
[13:45] Ran
What... is this panda?
[13:47] Panda
You wanna be one?
You wanna be a panda that bad?
[13:51] Panda
If you wanna be a panda that bad...
[13:55] Panda
I'll make you one!
[13:56] Panda
Become a panda!
[14:00] Kyon
Wow, a slow loris!
[14:03] Kyon
How cute!
[14:09] Kyon
Onee-chan?
[14:14] Kyon
Onee-chan, I'm back!
[14:18] Kyon
Huh?
[14:19] Kyon
Onee-chan?
[14:21] Ran
Kyon-Kyon, over here.
[14:23] Ran
Over here, I said.
SIGN Hell Giant Panda
SIGN Rumble
[14:29] Kyon
Oh! A stuffed panda!
[14:32] Kyon
This stuffed panda's clothes
look just like my sister's.
[14:36] Ran
I am your sister.
[14:38] Kyon
Huh? Its voice sounds like hers, too.
[14:40] Ran
Figure it out!
[14:41] Kyon
Huh? Is this stuffed panda talking?
[14:44] Ran
I'm your sister.
[14:46] Ran
I got turned into a panda!
[14:52] Kyon
If I hadn't gone to the bathroom then...
[14:55] Kyon
If I had gotten back sooner...
[14:57] Ran
Hey! Stop laughing!
[14:58] Yurine
That was one amazing panda
if it could use a curse like that.
[15:02] Jashin
Does that even happen?!
[15:03] Kyon
It had to be one with really strong powers.
[15:06] Jashin
If it had such strong powers,
why was it in a cage?
[15:09] Yurine
Wouldn't the curse go away if
you did something to that panda?
[15:13] Ran
The panda died the very next day.
[15:16] Ran
From overeating.
[15:19] Yurine
Shut up!
[15:21] Kyon
We came to the human realm
because a high-ranking Hell denizen
[15:24] Kyon
said we might find a way
to lift the curse here.
[15:26] Yurine
So that's what happened.
[15:29] Yurine
You did return to normal temporarily
by eating human candy,
[15:32] Yurine
so there might really be a way to undo it here.
[15:35] Jashin
Yeah, my strawberry milk candy.
[15:38] Jashin
Oh, I know!
[15:40] Jashin
If you became a panda while looking
at one and wishing you were one,
[15:43] Jashin
maybe if you look at a human and
wish you were one, you'll become one.
[15:46] Yurine
Are you really that stupid?
[15:48] Jashin
Stupid... you say?
[15:48] Yurine
Did you not hear how strong
this panda's powers were?
[15:51] Yurine
No ordinary human has that kind of power.
[15:54] Yurine
Right?
[15:56] Kyon
Stare...
SIGN Stare
[15:57] Kyon
Stare...
[16:01] DevilA
Rest in panda.
SIGN Hell Giant Panda
[16:07] Kyon
Not yet?
[16:09] Ran
Not yet.
[16:10] Kyon
Turning into a human sure takes a while.
[16:12] ---
Sure does.
SIGN Shlup
Shlup
SIGN Shlup
Shlup
SIGN Shlup
Shlup
SIGN Shlup
Shlup
SIGN Shlup
Shlup
SIGN Wi
SIGN Shlupshlupshlupshlup
SIGN Shlup shlup
SIGN shlup shlup
SIGN Shlupshlupshlupshlup
SIGN Shlup shlup
SIGN shlup shlup
SIGN Shlupshlupshlupshlup
SIGN Shlup shlup
SIGN shlup shlup
SIGN Shlupshlupshlupshlup
SIGN Shlup shlup
SIGN shlup shlup
SIGN Shlupshlupshlupshlup
SIGN Shlup shlup
SIGN shlup shlup
SIGN Shlupshlupshlupshlup
SIGN Shlup shlup
SIGN shlup shlup
SIGN Shlupshlupshlupshlup
SIGN Shlup shlup
SIGN shlup shlup
SIGN Shlupshlupshlupshlup
SIGN Shlup shlup
SIGN shlup shlup
SIGN Shlupshlupshlupshlup
SIGN Shlup shlup
SIGN shlup shlup
SIGN Shlupshlupshlupshlup
SIGN Shlup shlup
SIGN shlup shlup
SIGN Shlupshlupshlupshlup
SIGN Wig
[16:28] Chiba
Here it comes, Mr. Katsura!
[16:31] Katsura
Now you've done it, Mr. Chiba!
[16:34] Katsura
Mr. Ozaki, you're open!
[16:36] Katsura
Yes! I sniped Mr. Ozaki!
[16:41] Ozaki
Hey! Stop! Stop! Wait!
[16:51] Jashin
Happy New... Year!
[16:55] Jashin
We're gonna have fun with
a snowball fight today!
[16:57] Jashin
Let's split up into teams!
[17:00] Jashin
Medusa, you're on my team.
[17:02] Jashin
Beth, you're with me, too.
SIGN I'll come back alive
SIGN m 0 0 l 100 0 100 100 0 100
SIGN I'll wait
for you
[17:07] Jashin
We're doing this snowball fight Hell-style.
[17:09] Jashin
No shelters of any kind allowed!
[17:11] Jashin
The team that leaves all of their
opponents unable to fight wins.
[17:14] Jashin
And the winning team
SIGN Winners
SIGN Hell-Style
Snowball Fight
[17:17] Jashin
will receive an Amazon
gift card for 30,000 yen!
[17:21] Minos
We've gotta win!
[17:22] Yurine
Who's providing that prize?
[17:25] Jashin
Who else? Koichiro-sama, of course!
[17:28] Yurine
We appreciate all you do for us.
[17:30] Jashin
By the way...
[17:32] Jashin
I put you on my team so
I'd get the prize all to myself.
[17:35] Jashin
I mean, you don't need it, right?
[17:36] Medusa
Right...
[17:37] Jashin
I'll buy you two some Nessie meat
from the grocery store when I win.
SIGN I swear I'll back alive
SIGN come
[17:42] Jashin
On that note...
[17:44] Jashin
You're first! Die, brat!
[17:50] Jashin
Pathetic! Your leg broke!
[17:54] Jashin
Weren't all those milk deliveries
supposed to be toughening you up?
[18:01] Medusa
J-Jashin-chan!
[18:02] Medusa
Did you throw that rock-hard ball of ice at her?!
[18:06] Jashin
Damn right I did!
[18:08] Jashin
I've had them in the
freezer since last night!
[18:11] Jashin
You're lucky you only
lost one leg after a hit
[18:14] Jashin
from one of my special snowballs!
[18:16] Minos
You can't fight with that leg.
[18:18] Minos
Just rest, Per-chan.
SIGN Yeah... I can't go on...
[18:23] Minos
Per-chan?!
[18:24] Jashin
That's one down!
SIGN Yurine-chan, Minos-oneechan...
SIGN Make Jashin-chan feel the same pain I feel...
SIGN Flop.
[18:34] Minos
Per-chan!
[18:36] Minos
All right! You can count on us!
SIGN Ow....
SIGN Ow....
[18:38] Yurine
Here. It's one of my own snowballs.
[18:41] Minos
Okay!
[18:43] Yurine
Up you go.
[18:45] Minos
Wow! It's rock-hard!
[18:49] Yusa
I'll help you two, as well.
[18:52] Jashin
Hey! You guys!
[18:53] Minos
All right! Commence counterattack!
[18:56] Jashin
Damn you all!
[19:05] Jashin
There's no point if none of them hit me!
[19:09] Minos
Damn. I just can't seem to hit her.
[19:11] Yurine
Minos, do you have a handle
on your ball control?
[19:14] Medusa
Um...
[19:15] Medusa
I'm scared, so I'm withdrawing.
[19:17] Jashin
Withdrawing?! That was nothing!
[19:20] Medusa
But...
[19:21] Medusa
Minos has never been able
to control her strength...
[19:24] Jashin
You coward!
[19:26] Jashin
I never needed you in the
first place, you dummy!
[19:29] Medusa
I'm sorry.
[19:29] Jashin
Damn it! I was going to
use Medusa as a shield!
[19:33] Jashin
That didn't go as planned...
[19:33] Minos
You should be paying attention!
[19:39] Jashin
Hey, watch it!
[19:41] Jashin
Aw, hell.
[19:43] Jashin
I don't even care anymore,
so I'll end this with a hand grenade!
[19:46] Minos
Whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa!
[19:48] Minos
Are you kidding me?!
[19:54] Yurine
That was dangerous.
[19:56] Jashin
Tch. So Yurine managed to dodge that?
[19:59] Minos
Using anything but snowballs is unfair...
SIGN m 0 0 l 100 0 100 100 0 100
SIGN Incapacitated
[20:02] Jashin
Of course it would turn out this way...
[20:04] Jashin
Well, Yurine,
[20:05] Jashin
I guess this means we haven't
escaped our showdown of destiny.
[20:11] Yurine
When did a snowball fight
become our showdown of destiny?
[20:14] Jashin
Ready, Yurine? Time for the final battle!
[20:21] Yurine
You just pointed at me.
[20:23] Jashin
Huh?
SIGN Calamari
[20:24] Tangan
Allow me to explain!
[20:25] Tangan
Yurine was so enraged over being pointed at,
[20:27] Tangan
she launched a super powerful
snowball faster than the eye can see,
SIGN Sound Barrier
[20:31] Tangan
punching a hole right
through Jashin-chan's belly!
SIGN Sound Barrier
SIGN Sound Barrier
SIGN Calamari
[20:35] Tangan
That's it!
[20:37] Tangan
Yubeshi!
SIGN Calamari
SIGN Calamari
[20:43] Jashin
There's a hole in me...
SIGN Calamari
SIGN What the hell is this...
SIGN Calamari
[20:45] Jashin
It's... so cold...
SIGN Calamari
[20:49] Medusa
Jashin-chan!
[20:51] Yurine
I think I like "Hell-style" snowball fights.
[20:54] Minos
Man, you're strong, Yurine-chan!
[20:56] Jashin
So cold... And everything's dark...
[20:56] Medusa
Jashin-chan!
[20:59] Jashin
In my final moments, I'm going to sing.
[21:02] [SONG] Jashin
The bookstore faced north
[21:03] Minos
All that exercise made me hungry.
[21:07] Minos
Aren't you hungry too, Per-chan?
[21:08] [SONG] Jashin
The window in our room was cracked
SIGN Yeah... I am.
[21:11] Poporon
Hey, I brought your order,
but there's no one inside.
[21:14] [SONG] Jashin
Of course, since it faced north,
[21:15] Poporon
What's all this?!
SIGN Poporon-chan!
[21:17] Minos
Hey, perfect timing!
[21:19] Poporon
What on earth happened here?
[21:20] [SONG] Jashin
It was covered in white and frozen
[21:20] Pino
It's been awfully noisy out here.
[21:24] Pino
Our beautiful garden
is covered in white snow!
[21:26] [SONG] Jashin
The stove glowed red
SIGN Want to join our snowball fight, Poporon-chan?
[21:29] Poporon
Why is Meat and Potatoes singing?
[21:29] [SONG] Jashin
All the sound in the apartment faded away
[21:32] Minos
Thanks! We'll play one more
round after we eat this!
[21:32] [SONG] Jashin
In our four-and-a-half-mat igloo
[21:35] Yurine
Would you like to join us, Miss Custodian?
[21:35] [SONG] Jashin
We didn't worry about sleeping
with our heads pointing north
[21:37] Pino
H-Huh?
[21:39] Minos
Play with us, Miss Custodian!
[21:41] [SONG] Jashin
I watched over you until
morning while you slept
[21:43] Pekola
Wow! No matter how much
I eat, it never runs out!
[21:46] Pekola
It really is manna!
[21:47] Pekola
It's so white and cold...
[21:47] [SONG] Jashin
As we went on having happy dreams
[21:49] Pekola
Oh, it's red!
[21:53] [SONG] Jashin
Ah, Jinbocho, our spring is so far off
[21:53] Yurine
I guess you're more interested
in food than in snowball fights.
[21:57] Mei
Orochimaru!
[21:59] [SONG] Jashin
Ah, Jinbocho, beyond our
sepia-colored white window
[21:59] Mei
A Happy New Year!
[22:02] Mei
Look, look! I wanted you to see this outfit,
[22:05] Mei
so I came to see you on
my way from the shrine!
[22:25] DevilA
So, everyone, do you remember
[22:27] DevilA
the assignment Jashin-chan
gave you at the start of the series?
[22:30] DevilA
How many dropkicks did Jashin-chan do?
[22:32] DevilA
The correct answer is...
[22:34] Jashin
Here's one straight to
the bottom of your heart.
[22:37] Jashin
Jashin-chan Dropkick! A Happy New Year!
[23:16] Medusa
There!
SIGN Now you've done it! Take that!
[23:18] Kyon
Isn't this fun, Onee-chan?
[23:19] Yusa
I'll treat you all to shaved ice later.
[23:21] Pekola
Shaved ice!
[23:22] Mei
Before I snipe Orochimaru,
you're my target!
[23:22] Minos
All right!
[23:25] Pino
I haven't had a snowball fight
in millennia! This is exciting!
[23:25] Poporon
When it's this cold?
[23:29] Yurine
I guess it might be fun to do
things like this now and then.
[23:33] Jashin
Hope you don't mind me
sticking around a while longer!
[23:36] Jashin
Hasta la vista, baby!
E11 - Untitled
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SIGN shad0\bord2\b1\be1\fax-0.4\fscx70\fs28\fscy90\pos(335.333,306)\3c&H000000&\c&HF0F0F3&}I'm going to show you all of Dropkick on My Devil!*
SIGN What!?
SIGN You're doing a recap episode?!
SIGN No! It's a special!
SIGN No matter what anyone calls it, it's a special!
SIGN How is that different from a recap?!
I love you!
SIGN I loved you, too!
[01:53] DevilA
It started as a black market
after World War II,
[01:56] DevilA
then it became Electric Town,
[01:58] DevilA
and then a computer town.
[02:01] DevilA
And now, it's the biggest
otaku city in the world.
[02:05] DevilA
It is Akihabara.
[02:08] Yurine
And about one kilometer west of Akihabara
[02:12] Yurine
is Kanda Jinbocho, a district
of Chiyoda Ward, Tokyo.
[02:16] Yurine
It's the largest bookstore
town in the world.
[02:19] Yurine
and it's where this series takes place.
[02:21] Jashin
Azusa 2!
SIGN Unhappy Turn
[02:23] Jashin
Why?! Why did you have to die?!
[02:25] Jashin
Damn that Yurine! It's all Yurine's fault!
[02:29] Jashin
It's all Yurine's fault
my beloved Azusa 2 died!
[02:34] Yurine
It was your fault.
[02:35] Jashin
She even lived through the
prophecy of Nostradamus!
[02:39] Yurine
Did she?
[02:40] Jashin
Yes, she did!
[02:41] Jashin
Dropkick on My Devil! is
a story about fighting off
[02:45] Jashin
a great king of terror that descended
in the seventh month of 1999!
[02:50] Jashin
Using my deadly Royal Copenhagen
and my super deadly dropkick,
[02:55] Jashin
I fought off the great king of terror!
[02:57] Yurine
Oh, right. That's right. Right, right.
[03:00] Jashin
But...
[03:00] Jashin
That battle was won at far too great a cost.
[03:03] Jashin
The only survivors left on Earth
[03:06] Jashin
were me, you, and Azusa 2.
[03:09] Jashin
We were the only three
survivors left on Earth...
[03:12] Jashin
Instead of candies, I sucked on marbles...
[03:14] Jashin
I went on living the best I could...
[03:16] Jashin
Sometimes I was a smart-aleck,
[03:16] JashincBG
Stupid! Stupid!
[03:18] Jashin
even became the Smart-Aleck Devil...
SIGN Smart-Aleck Devil
[03:20] Jashin
I did the best I could...
[03:22] Jashin
And then my precious
Azusa 2... My Azusa 2...
SIGN Unhappy Turn
SIGN Unhappy Turn
[03:28] Jashin
Azusa 2!
[03:33] Jashin
Now Yurine and I are the
only ones left on Earth!
[03:36] Jashin
Oh, Phoenix, are you telling me
that this is our destiny?
[03:39] (Flashback) JashinBG
This curry's so good!
[03:41] Jashin
God, if you exist, you're too cruel!
[03:44] Jashin
Why the hell do we even have doctors?!
[03:47] Yurine
How long are you going to drag this out?
[03:49] Yurine
Also, you're mixing a bunch
of different things together.
[03:52] Jashin
I'm easily influenced by the things
I've recently seen and read!
[03:57] Yurine
So it seems.
SIGN Wig
[03:58] Jashin
Like a dry sponge,
[04:00] Jashin
I quickly absorb anything and everything!
[04:04] Yurine
You need to give a proper explanation,
[04:06] Yurine
or the viewers won't have
any idea what DropDev is about.
[04:10] Jashin
Aw, we don't need to explain it.
[04:14] Jashin
It's not like anyone watching this
is seeing the show for the first time.
[04:19] Yurine
That's the first time I've heard
it shortened to "DropDev."
[04:22] Yurine
But you know, Jashin-chan,
[04:24] Yurine
I suspect there are some benevolent viewers
watching the show for the first time today.
[04:29] Yurine
Even if there's only one,
[04:31] ---
you need to explain it properly for them.
[04:34] Jashin
Fine! I will!
[04:36] Jashin
Yes... I am a mermaid.
[04:38] Yurine
No, you're not.
[04:39] Jashin
I'm close enough to being one!
[04:40] Yurine
You're not a fish. You're a snake.
[04:43] Jashin
I, a mermaid, fell in love with a prince,
[04:46] Jashin
and wished for human legs...
[04:49] Jashin
so I made a deal with a witch!
[04:51] Yurine
That's The Little Mermaid.
[04:53] Jashin
A lot happens, and in the end, I turn into foam.
[04:56] Jashin
I will now sing.
[04:58] Yurine
Sing what?
[04:59] Jashin
"Part of Your—"
[05:00] Yurine
Don't you dare.
[05:01] Jashin
Why not?
[05:02] Yurine
It may be safe for the on-air version
since we have a comprehensive contract,
[05:06] Yurine
but when it's shown elsewhere, it'll probably...
[05:09] Yurine
No, it'll definitely cause big problems.
[05:12] Jashin
Hmph! All right, fine.
I'll give a serious explanation.
[05:16] Jashin
Dropkick on My Devil! is...
[05:18] Yurine
Yes?
[05:19] Jashin
A story of love!
[05:21] Yurine
Love?
[05:22] Jashin
Yes! Love!
[05:23] Jashin
Human love,
[05:25] Jashin
devil love,
SIGN New Release
SIGN New Release
SIGN New Release
SIGN Shiraishi Mari
SIGN Shiraishi Mari
SIGN An
Angel's
Work
[05:26] Jashin
angel love,
SIGN New Release
SIGN New Release
SIGN New Release
SIGN Shiraishi Mari
SIGN Shiraishi Mari
SIGN An
Angel's
Work
[05:27] Jashin
fallen angel love,
[05:28] Jashin
idol love,
[05:29] Jashin
cop love,
SIGN Life Theater
[05:30] Jashin
pachinko love,
[05:31] Jashin
beef love,
[05:32] Jashin
ATM love,
SIGN Life Theater
[05:33] Jashin
pachinko love...
[05:34] Jashin
It's a story about every type of love.
[05:38] Yurine
You said "pachinko love" twice.
[05:40] Jashin
I'm bonafide, born-and-bred
pachinko trash to the core!
[05:44] Jashin
Important things are worth saying
twice! Everyone knows that!
[05:48] Yurine
Why are you so confident about that?
[05:50] Jashin
Love! In Japanese, that's "ai"!
SIGN Love
SIGN Love
SIGN Love
SIGN Ai
SIGN Ai
[05:52] Jashin
"Ai," just like AI!
[05:54] Jashin
Not the one that means
"artificial insemination."
[05:56] Jashin
"A" as in "a-i-u-e-o,"
SIGN A
[05:58] Jashin
and "i" as in "a-i-u-e-o"!
SIGN I
[05:59] Jashin
That is love!
SIGN That is...
SIGN Love
SIGN Love
SIGN Love
[06:01] Jashin
Love overflows!
SIGN Urp
SIGN Urp
SIGN Urp
[06:02] Jashin
Young or old, male or female...
SIGN Buono
[06:04] Jashin
No, things like age, sex, nationality,
SIGN Delicious
SIGN Masisseoyo
[06:06] ---
race, skin color, language,
and tsuchinoko don't matter!
SIGN walnuts
SIGN Tastes
like
[06:09] Jashin
Dropkick on My Devil! is a hymn of life
dedicated to all beings in this universe!
[06:16] Yurine
You seem to think you're saying
something really great,
[06:19] Yurine
but I have no clue what
you're talking about.
[06:21] Yurine
Not one.
[06:22] Yurine
All clues are fleeing the scene.
[06:23] Jashin
What? You have fleas?
[06:25] Jashin
Not "fleas"! It means
nothing's resonating with me.
[06:28] Jashin
That's the stuff that
hardens under UV light!
[06:30] Yurine
That's resin.
[06:31] Jashin
The thing you steam food in?
[06:33] Yurine
That's a tajine.
[06:34] Jashin
Jitterin' Ji—
[06:35] Yurine
Forget it.
[06:37] Yurine
Letting you explain the show
is getting us nowhere,
[06:41] Yurine
so I'll do it myself.
[06:43] Yurine
Dropkick on My Devil! is...
[06:45] Yurine
Yes, it all began on that day.
[06:49] (Flashback) Yurine
Zazas, zazas, nasatanada zazas.
[06:54] (Flashback) Yurine
Zurolo, zoas, nanomiala, hekau.
[06:57] (Flashback) Yurine
Zurazza, zavai...
[06:59] (Flashback) Yurine
Infernum.
[07:05] (Flashback) Yurine
The wind...
[07:11] (Flashback) Yurine
It's coming.
[07:25] (Flashback) Yurine
So you've finally appeared.
[07:32] (Flashback) Yurine
Do you know how long
I've awaited this moment?
[07:38] (Flashback) Yurine
You won't escape!
[07:40] (Flashback) Yurine
God! Evil god!
[07:43] (Flashback) Yurine
Come forth from eternal Gehenna,
[07:45] (Flashback) Yurine
and through Sheol, obtain a human body!
[07:49] (Flashback) Yurine
Zazas, zazas, nasatanada zazas...
[07:52] (Flashback) Yurine
I summon you, evil god!
[08:33] (Flashback) Jashin
Was it you who summoned me?
[08:39] (Flashback) Yurine
Yes, that's right.
[08:42] (Flashback) Yurine
I summoned you.
[08:45] Yurine
This is the bloody story of a sinful girl.
[08:50] Yurine
That's the story.
[08:52] Jashin
But that's all lies, too!
[08:53] Yurine
It's not a lie. It's just
a little exaggerated.
[08:56] Jashin
You're mincing words! Like minced fish meat!
SIGN The white of minced fish
[09:01] Jashin
Oh, yeah! I think I'll make
oden for dinner tonight!
[09:03] Jashin
It'll have eggs, konjac, daikon,
[09:05] Jashin
chikuwa, hanpen, and kamaboko!
[09:07] Yurine
I can't wait.
[09:08] Yurine
Hang on, that doesn't matter.
You need to explain Dropkick on My Devil!
[09:13] Jashin
Okay, I will!
[09:15] Jashin
So, like, basically, Yurine
summoned me just for kicks,
[09:20] Jashin
and I couldn't return to Hell
unless I killed my summoner,
[09:24] Jashin
so I've been using my
dropkick to try to kill Yurine,
[09:27] Jashin
but I blow it every time...
[09:29] Yurine
Can you sound like you
actually care, please?
[09:31] Jashin
So I started living in Jinbocho.
[09:34] Jashin
My childhood friend, ATM,
also known as Medusa,
SIGN 10,000 Yen
SIGN 10,000 Yen
[09:37] ---
comes to visit and bring
me money now and then.
[09:39] Jashin
Oh, by the way, "ATM" stands
for Automated Teller Machine.
[09:44] Yurine
That it does.
[09:45] Jashin
Medusa's completely helpless without me.
[09:48] Yurine
You've got it backwards.
[09:50] Jashin
She should just be grateful
that I accept her money.
[09:53] Yurine
Who do you think you are?
SIGN Thus
[09:55] Jashin
And there are other devils
in this apartment building, too.
[09:58] Jashin
There's Minos, my other childhood friend,
[10:00] Jashin
and the daughter of my teacher
from Hell Elementary School,
[10:03] Jashin
the impudent Persephone II.
SIGN Kanda
SIGN Suzuran
SIGN Street
[10:05] Jashin
Also living in this town are:
[10:07] Jashin
the fallen angels Pekola, Poporon, and Pino.
[10:11] Jashin
They're pitiful little lambs who lost
their halos and can't return to Heaven.
[10:16] Jashin
There's also the crazy police
officer, Tachibana Mei,
[10:20] Jashin
plus Yusa and Koji,
[10:21] Jashin
the jiangshi sisters,
[10:22] Jashin
and our pet, Beth,
[10:24] ---
Wahahahahahahaha
[10:24] Jashin
joining us in this anime full of
laughter, tears, and social value.
[10:25] Jashin
National Health Insurance
SIGN National Pension
SIGN Tokyo Residential Tax
SIGN National Tax
SIGN Consumption Tax
[10:27] Jashin
And that's Dropkick on My Devil!
[10:30] Yurine
That was pretty vague,
but you did explain all of it.
[10:33] Jashin
Whew, finally done!
[10:35] Jashin
Now, Yurine, if you don't mind, please die.
[10:38] Yurine
I do mind.
[10:39] Jashin
You keep saying you don't want to,
[10:41] Jashin
but your body doesn't lie!
[10:43] Jashin
Your body insists that it wants to die.
SIGN Puttsun
SIGN Pudding
[10:45] Jashin
I'll grant you death, then!
[10:47] Jashin
If you won't die yourself,
I'll kill you, Hanazono Yurine!
[10:50] Jashin
Take this! Jashin-chan
Dropkick: The Special!
[10:53] Yurine
And I'll just hit you back with my fist!
[10:56] Jashin
Ow! You hit me with your fist!
[10:59] Jashin
That's domestic violence!
Domestic violence is wrong!
[11:01] Jashin
War is wrong! We are all
brothers! Love and peace!
[11:04] Yurine
You never learn, do you?
[11:06] Yurine
You know full well that you can't kill me.
[11:12] Jashin
B-But if I don't kill you,
I can't go back to Hell!
[11:16] Jashin
What can I do? Should I stop
relying on my dropkick?
[11:20] Jashin
No, that would shatter
this anime's identity!
[11:24] Jashin
What do I do?
[11:25] Jashin
What should I do?
[11:27] Jashin
What can I... What can I...
[11:32] Jashin
Okay! I'm going to sing!
[11:34] Jashin
"Part of Your"—
[11:35] Yurine
Turn into foam and die.
[11:41] Yurine
What now? We explained all there
was to explain in the A part.
[11:46] Yurine
What should we do for the B part?
[11:48] Jashin
Let's go play pachinko!
[11:50] Yurine
What's fun about watching you
play pachinko for ten minutes?
[11:55] Jashin
Okay, then. This time, I'll really sing!
[11:57] Yurine
Why?
[11:58] Jashin
I have a song that just happens
to be ten minutes long!
[12:01] Jashin
A ten-minute full chorus on TV!
[12:03] Jashin
It's sure to become a trending topic!
[12:05] Jashin
Yurine, get in the futon
and act like you're sick!
[12:10] Yurine
Huh?
[12:10] Jashin
I have to deal with our
flashback clip selection!
[12:13] Jashin
Here you go. Your futon is ready.
[12:16] Jashin
It's all good, it's all good!
[12:21] [SONG] Song
The bookstore I visited
with you on that day
[12:27] [SONG] Song
Turned into a convenience
store at some point
[12:33] [SONG] Song
The curry place where I was stood up
[12:39] [SONG] Song
Still serves potatoes with its curry
[12:45] [SONG] Song
You're a bookworm
[12:48] [SONG] Song
And I'm your freeloader
[12:51] [SONG] Song
Our four-and-a-half-mat room
[12:55] [SONG] Song
Was buried in books
[13:00] [SONG] Song
You seemed happy there
[13:06] [SONG] Song
But I was always worried
that the floor would cave in
[13:12] [SONG] Song
Ah, Jinbocho, the youth we spent together
[13:18] [SONG] Song
Ah, Jinbocho, those sepia-colored blue days
[13:33] [SONG] Song
The bookstore faced north
[13:39] [SONG] Song
The window in our room was cracked
[13:45] [SONG] Song
Of course, since it faced north,
[13:52] [SONG] Song
It was covered in white and frozen
[13:58] [SONG] Song
The stove glowed red
[14:01] [SONG] Song
All the sound in the apartment faded away
[14:04] [SONG] Song
In our four-and-a-half-mat igloo
[14:07] [SONG] Song
We didn't worry about sleeping
with our heads pointing north
[14:13] [SONG] Song
I watched over you until
morning while you slept
[14:18] [SONG] Song
As we went on having happy dreams
[14:24] [SONG] Song
Ah, Jinbocho, our spring is so far off
[14:31] [SONG] Song
Ah, Jinbocho, beyond our
sepia-colored white window
[15:13] [SONG] Song
When you tied up my hair for me
[15:18] [SONG] Song
I didn't want to let it down at bedtime
[15:24] [SONG] Song
Long hair was so hot in summer
[15:30] [SONG] Song
Beads of sweat shone on my nape
[15:36] [SONG] Song
I know you told me
[15:39] [SONG] Song
That I should just cut it short
[15:42] [SONG] Song
Our four-and-a-half-mat room was a sauna
[15:46] [SONG] Song
But we could hear the
fireworks in the distance
[15:51] [SONG] Song
Your fingers gently stroked my hair
SIGN ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
SIGN Gyaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaah
SIGN ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
SIGN ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
SIGN Gyaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaah
SIGN ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
SIGN Death NOT
SIGN Death NOT
SIGN Death NOT
SIGN Death NOT
SIGN Death NOT
[15:58] [SONG] Song
I wanted those fingers
to tie it up for me again
[16:03] [SONG] Song
Ah, Jinbocho, I never did cut my hair
SIGN Human
[16:09] [SONG] Song
Ah, Jinbocho, that sepia-colored wind of love
SIGN Life Theater
[16:30] [SONG] Song
I didn't want to work
[16:36] [SONG] Song
But I wanted lots of money
[16:42] [SONG] Song
Then I could've stayed with you
[16:48] [SONG] Song
Close to you forever and ever
[16:54] [SONG] Song
I never imagined
[16:57] [SONG] Song
I never even dreamed
[17:00] [SONG] Song
How comfortable this four-
and-a-half-mat room would feel
[17:04] [SONG] Song
I thought I could cling to it forever
[17:09] [SONG] Song
I wanted to buy your time with money
[17:15] [SONG] Song
And stay with you in this room
[17:21] [SONG] Song
Ah, Jinbocho, a fragrant
Eden where lilies bloom
[17:27] [SONG] Song
Ah, Jinbocho, a sepia-colored flower garden
SIGN Amatsuka Noel Autograph Event
[18:15] [SONG] Song
I absolutely hate you
[18:21] [SONG] Song
You stole my life from me
[18:27] [SONG] Song
I hate you so much
[18:33] [SONG] Song
I wish we had never met
[18:40] [SONG] Song
I never thought we would part
[18:42] [SONG] Song
My tears never dried
[18:45] [SONG] Song
Our four-and-a-half-mat
room turned into a vacant lot
[18:49] [SONG] Song
I absolutely hate you
[18:55] [SONG] Song
If I had to see you again
[19:00] [SONG] Song
I'd sell my soul to the devil
[19:06] [SONG] Song
Ah, Jinbocho, time would tear us apart
[19:12] [SONG] Song
Ah, Jinbocho, as sepia-
colored dead leaves fall
[19:27] [SONG] Song
As I walk up the slope of Kudanshita
[19:33] [SONG] Song
I lift a red balloon to my lips
[19:39] [SONG] Song
And blow our memories into it
[19:45] [SONG] Song
Then send it flying once it's full
[19:51] [SONG] Song
Shine far in the distance
[19:55] [SONG] Song
In a faraway sky I've never seen
[19:57] [SONG] Song
In that four-and-a-half-mat
room in the town from the book
[20:01] [SONG] Song
I pray happiness will sprout
[20:06] [SONG] Song
When I see your back on
the insides of my eyelids
[20:12] [SONG] Song
I hold back tears and softly kick you
[20:18] [SONG] Song
Ah, Jinbocho, I guess
an elegy is all about love
[20:24] [SONG] Song
Ah, Jinbocho, a sepia-colored love song
[20:39] [SONG] Song
The bookstore I visited
with you on that day
[20:45] [SONG] Song
Turned into a convenience
store at some point
[20:51] [SONG] Song
The curry place where I was stood up
[20:58] [SONG] Song
Still serves potatoes with its curry
[21:03] [SONG] Song
Ah, Jinbocho, the youth we spent together
[21:09] [SONG] Song
Ah, Jinbocho, those sepia-colored blue days
[21:27] Jashin
Well? Did that explain everything
about Dropkick on My Devil! or what?
[21:31] Yurine
Yes, very clearly.
[21:33] Yurine
And they all lived happily ever after, huh?
SIGN Wahahahahahahaha
[21:39] Yurine
Azusa 2 never showed up
in the anime, though.
SIGN Did you enjoy the Dropkick
on My Devil! special?!
SIGN How was it different from a recap?!
SIGN What made it just a "special"?!
SIGN Don't think. Just feel.
SIGN The answer is in your heart!!
SIGN You're right! You're still the one I...
SIGN ♥
SIGN ♥
SIGN Right? I landed a dropkick on your heart ♥
SIGN I loved you, too!
SIGN See
SIGN See
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SIGN See
SIGN See
SIGN See
SIGN See
SIGN See
SIGN See
SIGN You
SIGN You
SIGN You
SIGN You
SIGN You
SIGN You
SIGN You
SIGN You
SIGN You
SIGN Again
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E12 - Chapter Chitose
Source: Crunchyroll
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SIGN TRAVEL
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Welcome to Chitose City
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A Lake Shikotsu
Specialty, Red Salmon
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Lake Shikotsu
Cod
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A Useless and
Adorable Devil
Jashin-chan
(CV. Suzuki Aina)
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Japan's Northernmost
Ice-Free Lake
Lake Shikotsu
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A JSCE Heritage
Site
Yamasentetsu
Bridge
[00:06] ---
The Closest Town
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To The Sky
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In Hokkaido
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Suzuki Aina
A voice actress born and raised in
Chitose, Hokkaido, who played Ohara
Mai in the anime Love Live! Sunshine!!
and was later active as a member of
Aqours, even appearing in Kohaku
Uta Gassen in 2018. In the Dropkick on
My Devil! anime, she stars as Jashin-chan.
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shad0\bord0\blur0.5\fs11\b1\fscx75\1a&H10&\fscy90\fnTimes New Roman\an2\i1\move(512.667,286,512.667,337)}Dropkick on My Devil!* supports Chitose City.
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Dropkick on My Devil!
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Hope you enjoyed
Season 2 too!
[00:09] ---
Welcome to Chitose City
[00:09] ---
The Closest Town
[00:09] ---
To The Sky
[00:09] ---
In Hokkaido
[00:14] Mai
Wow, it's beautiful!
[00:15] ---
Lake Shikotsu
[00:15] ---
Lake Shikotsu
[00:15] ---
Lake Shikotsu
[00:17] Mai
Today, we're visiting Lake Shikotsu
in Chitose City, Hokkaido!
[00:23] Mai
Lake Shikotsu boasted the best water
quality in all Japan for eleven years!
[00:27] Mai
Oh, but it's second-best now.
[00:28] Medusa
Jashin-chan, is that Doryuryun Pudding?
[00:28] Mai
What? Don't tell them that?
[00:31] Jashin
You noticed?
[00:31] Mai
Sorry! We'll cut that part out.
[00:31] ---
Doryuryun
Pudding
[00:31] ---
Doryuryun
Pudding
[00:31] ---
Doryuryun
Pudding
[00:31] ---
Doryuryun
Pudding
[00:32] Jashin
It was a thank-you gift for paying
the hometown tax in Hell.
[00:34] Mai
What? You're using it?
[00:35] Jashin
Yurine paid the tax and got it for me.
[00:36] Mai
I'm sorry. I'll just shut up.
[00:38] Medusa
That pudding is so good.
[00:40] Jashin
It's so good, this is the last one.
[00:40] Minos
What a pretty place.
[00:42] Medusa
Huh?
[00:43] Jashin
It makes me feel about as
wibbly-wobbly as the name sounds!
SIGN That reporter's annoying, though.
[00:47] Minos
She looks familiar...
[00:48] Mai
Orochimaru, are you watching?
[00:50] Medusa
Wait, are you eating
Yurine-san's share, too?
[00:50] Mai
Orochimaru!
[00:52] Jashin
It was delivered after
Yurine left this morning,
[00:55] Jashin
so I'm eating this now to
destroy all the evidence.
[00:59] Yurine
I'm home.
[01:02] Yurine
Well?
[01:03] Yurine
Is there anything you'd like to tell me?
[02:42] ---
Hokkaido
[02:42] ---
BuBuBu
[02:42] ---
BuBuBu
[02:42] ---
BuBuBu
[02:42] ---
Chitose City
[02:42] ---
Chitose City
[02:42] ---
Chitose City
[02:42] ---
Chitose City
[02:42] ---
Hokkai
[02:42] ---
Hokkai
[02:42] ---
Dropkick
[02:42] ---
on my Devil!
[02:42] ---
Welcome to Chitose City
[02:43] Medusa
Chitose City?
SIGN That's Jashin-chan.
[02:46] Yurine
I thought we could all take
a trip to Hokkaido together.
SIGN Hokkaido!
[02:50] Minos
Sounds great! I wanna try jingisukan!
[02:53] Yurine
This fish called "chippu"
seems to be famous there.
[02:53] ---
BuBuBu
[02:53] ---
BuBuBu
[02:53] ---
BuBuBu
[02:53] ---
Hot Spring
Steamed Buns
[02:56] Yurine
It's red salmon,
and it's a specialty of Lake Shikotsu.
SIGN Looks yummy!
[03:00] ---
Delicious red flesh with the highest
quality fat, creating the ultimate flavor!
[03:00] ---
Delicious red flesh with the highest
quality fat, creating the ultimate flavor!
[03:00] ---
Delicious red flesh with the highest
quality fat, creating the ultimate flavor!
[03:00] ---
Marukoma Hot
Spring Hotel
[03:00] ---
Natural Open-Air Bath
[03:00] ---
Natural Open-Air Bath
[03:00] ---
Gaze at the majestic
Lake Shikotsu
for a time you
won't soon forget
[03:00] ---
Gaze at the majestic
Lake Shikotsu
for a time you
won't soon forget
[03:01] Yurine
This hot spring looks nice.
[03:02] ---
Gaze at the majestic
Lake Shikotsu while
enjoying a time you
won't soon forget
[03:02] ---
Gaze at the majestic
Lake Shikotsu while
enjoying a time you
won't soon forget
[03:02] ---
Delicious red flesh with the highest
quality fat, creating the ultimate flavor!
[03:02] ---
Delicious red flesh with the highest
quality fat, creating the ultimate flavor!
[03:02] ---
Delicious red flesh with the highest
quality fat, creating the ultimate flavor!
[03:02] ---
Marukoma Hot
Spring Hotel
[03:02] ---
Natural Open-Air Bath
[03:02] ---
Natural Open-Air Bath
[03:03] Medusa
Oh, is that open-air bath
connected to Lake Shikotsu?
[03:03] ---
Marukoma Hot
Spring Hotel
[03:03] ---
Natural Open-Air Bath
[03:03] ---
Natural Open-Air Bath
[03:03] ---
Gaze at the majestic
Lake Shikotsu while
enjoying a time you
won't soon forget
[03:03] ---
Gaze at the majestic
Lake Shikotsu while
enjoying a time you
won't soon forget
[03:03] ---
Delicious red flesh with the highest
quality fat, creating the ultimate flavor!
[03:03] ---
Delicious red flesh with the highest
quality fat, creating the ultimate flavor!
[03:03] ---
Delicious red flesh with the highest
quality fat, creating the ultimate flavor!
[03:06] Yurine
It has such a nice atmosphere.
[03:08] Minos
Hokkaido, huh?
[03:09] Minos
I've never been there, but for some
reason, it feels close to my heart.
[03:15] Jashin
Sorry to interrupt the fun,
[03:18] Jashin
but I won't be going.
[03:20] Minos
Huh?
SIGN Your face...
[03:21] Medusa
If you're worried about the cost, I can help.
[03:24] Yurine
Why did you eat the gift I got in
return for the hometown tax I paid?
[03:28] Jashin
Hey, now. Look at me.
Haven't I been punished enough?
[03:33] Jashin
Hokkaido is nice. I get that.
[03:36] Jashin
But how exactly do you expect to get there?
[03:39] Jashin
Do you realize how far away it is?
[03:40] Minos
Why don't we go in my car?
[03:42] Jashin
Your "car" is a bicycle trailer!
You think it'll carry all of us?!
SIGN That's not going to work.
[03:47] Yurine
An airplane?
[03:48] Jashin
Exactly!
[03:49] Medusa
Oh, that's right. I forgot
you were scared of airplanes.
[03:54] Jashin
There's no way a heavy-ass
hunk of steel like that can fly!
[03:58] Jashin
You must be crazy!
[03:59] Medusa
Jashin-chan, airplanes are perfectly safe.
[04:02] Yurine
Whew...
[04:03] Yurine
Since it wasn't actually a big deal,
I'll go ahead and book the tickets.
[04:06] Jashin
Did you even hear what I said?!
[04:09] DevilA
And so...
[04:10] Jashin
No! No! I don't want to!
[04:13] Yurine
If you're that dead-set on not going,
why'd you come to the airport with us?
[04:13] Jashin
No! No! No! I don't want
to get on an airplane!
SIGN I guess she didn't want to stay home alone.
[04:21] Jashin
I'm not taking a single step from this spot!
[04:24] Jashin
I refuse to get on that plane!
[04:26] Minos
Should we take my car after all?
[04:29] Yurine
All right, fine.
[04:39] Staff
Ma'am, you can't take
a chainsaw on the plane.
[04:43] Yurine
Oh, sorry.
[04:50] ---
Beth's Food
[04:50] ---
A Week's Worth.
[04:56] Pekola
My Lord, Lierre-sama...
[04:58] Pekola
Why are we making this
excursion to Hokkaido?
[05:02] Lierre
There's a lake in the city of Chitose
[05:04] Lierre
that's said to be among
the most beautiful in Japan.
[05:07] Lierre
If it's a power spot imbued with holy power,
[05:11] Lierre
it may be a foothold
toward achieving our goal.
[05:14] Poporon
Goal?
[05:17] Pino
Goal...
[05:19] Pino
Is she really taking us to some
remote place to eliminate us,
[05:23] Pino
because we failed to complete
our mission in the human realm?
[05:27] Poporon
By the way, how did you pay
for our airplane tickets?
[05:30] Lierre
The power of God took care of it.
[05:33] Lierre
There is no substitute
for chippu, after all.
[05:36] Pekola
Chippu?
[05:37] Lierre
Oh, uh, I mean... Our goal is
determined solely by the gods...
[05:48] Yurine
Well, we got here in one piece.
[05:50] Medusa
Did we?
[05:53] Minos
All right!
[05:53] ---
Tax
[05:53] ---
Payment
[05:54] Minos
Time for some sightseeing!
SIGN Let's go!
[05:59] DevilA
Chitose City, Hokkaido, has
a population of about 97,500 people,
[06:03] DevilA
and covers an area of
594.5 square kilometers.
[06:06] DevilA
Since red-crowned cranes
were once abundant here,
[06:09] DevilA
it was named "Chitose," meaning
"1,000 years of age," after the old saying:
[06:12] DevilA
"Cranes live for 1,000 years,
turtles for 10,000."
[06:16] Mother
Here you go.
[06:18] Mother
Thank you for waiting.
[06:21] Ran
Looks tasty!
[06:22] Kyon
Let's eat!
[06:24] Kotaro
Oh...
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[06:24] ---
Yamaguchi Kotaro
Mayor of Chitose, Hokkaido
[06:25] Kotaro
We don't often get
visitors from Hell China.
[06:29] Both
Hao chi!
[06:33] ---
The Home of Salmon
[06:33] ---
The Home of Salmon
[06:33] ---
Chitose Aquarium
[06:33] ---
Chitose Aquarium
SIGN They're so shiny!
[06:38] Minos
So that's a "chippu," huh?
[06:38] Jashin
I can't see! I can't see anything!
[06:40] Medusa
This tank is so big.
[06:42] Yurine
Wow.
[06:43] Jashin
I can't see anything here, either!
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[06:44] ---
Indian Water Wheel
[06:44] ---
A device originating in North America
that captures salmon swimming upriver.
After salmon enter the cage, the force
of the water turns the wheel, raising
them out of the water.
[06:58] Jashin
I thought I'd met my end.
[06:59] ---
Repairing with
Instant Glue
[07:00] Minos
Jeez, are you sure you're okay?
[07:05] Yurine
Looks like they don't have it here.
[07:08] ---
Yukizuru
Marek
SIGN "Marek"?
SIGN Hosozawa Pasture
SIGN Hosozawa Pasture
SIGN Hosozawa Pasture
SIGN Hosozawa Pasture
SIGN Dropkick on My Devil! Collaboration
SIGN Dropkick on My Devil! Collaboration
SIGN Dropkick on My Devil! Collaboration
[07:12] Yusa
Welcome!
[07:13] Minos
Hey!
[07:14] Jashin
What're you guys doing all the way up here?
[07:18] Yusa
Care for some delicious
collaborative sweets?
[07:24] Minos
Yum!
[07:24] Medusa
It's so good!
SIGN Let's head to the next one!
[07:27] Jashin
Not bad.
SIGN The Forest of Passion, The Origin of Flavor
SIGN The Forest of Passion, The Origin of Flavor
SIGN The Forest of Passion, The Origin of Flavor
[07:29] Medusa
Morimoto!
[07:31] Yurine
This was one of the reasons for this trip.
[07:34] Minos
The bread looks so good.
SIGN Cake
Roll
SIGN Cake
Roll
SIGN Charmonix
SIGN Charmonix
SIGN Cream
Horn
SIGN Cream
Horn
[07:36] Yurine
This shop has a lot of history. Everyone
born in Chitose grew up eating their bread.
SIGN Tortoise
SIGN Tortoise
[07:40] Medusa
Wow...
[07:45] Jashin
Charmonix!
SIGN Jashin-chan, what brought that on?
[07:49] Jashin
When I saw the name of this bread,
I couldn't resist shouting it out.
SIGN You shouldn't touch the bread before you buy it.
[07:56] Jashin
R-Right...
SIGN Yukizuru
SIGN Yukizuru
SIGN Yukizuru
SIGN Yukizuru
SIGN Yukizuru
SIGN Yukizuru
SIGN Yukizuru
SIGN Yukizuru
SIGN Yukizuru
SIGN Yukizuru
SIGN Yukizuru
[07:56] Medusa
Is this...
[07:58] Yurine
There it is.
[07:59] Yurine
This is the pastry I was looking for.
[08:03] Medusa
What is this familiar feeling?
[08:06] Medusa
Is it déjà vu?
[08:07] Medusa
A shop with a history... Pousser...
[08:09] Jashin
I'm getting a Charmonix and this pudding.
[08:12] Yurine
I almost forgot.
[08:14] Yurine
Jashin-chan, you haven't
apologized for eating my pudding.
[08:18] Jashin
Uh, Yurine-san? Where's this coming from?
[08:21] Jashin
You already punished me...
[08:23] Yurine
You haven't apologized to me yet.
[08:27] Yurine
I'll need you to show me just
how sincere you really are.
[08:34] Girl
Thank you very much.
[08:36] Jashin
She forced me to pay for everyone.
[08:38] ---
Serves you right.
SIGN Let's head to the next one!
[08:41] ---
Kiusu Earthwork Burial Circles
[08:41] ---
Kiusu Earthwork Burial Circles
[08:41] Yurine
The Kiusu Earthwork Burial Circles.
[08:43] Yurine
They're trying to get this registered
as a World Heritage Site.
[08:46] All
Wow...
[08:48] DevilA
The Kiusu Earthwork Burial Circles are a
collection of graves made in the late Jomon period.
[08:52] DevilA
In the Jomon—
SIGN Let's head to the next one!
[08:56] Yurine
And this is our main
tourist attraction for today:
[08:59] Yurine
Lake Shikotsu.
[09:02] DevilA
Lake Shikotsu is the second-largest
caldera lake in Japan,
[09:02] ---
Lake Shikotsu
[09:02] ---
Lake Shikotsu
[09:06] DevilA
the second-deepest lake in Japan,
[09:09] DevilA
and its water quality was the best in Japan
for eleven years, but now, it's second-best!
[09:13] DevilA
Do you know what that means?
[09:16] DevilA
What do you think of Lake Shikotsu now?!
Greatest in Japan, right?!
[09:24] Minos
Look! Boats!
SIGN Those look like fun!
[09:27] Yurine
Let's ride them later.
[09:30] Jashin
You novices just don't get it.
[09:32] Jashin
You don't ride boats.
[09:34] Jashin
You bet on them!
[09:35] Medusa
What are you talking about, Jashin-chan?!
SIGN The water is so clear.
[09:40] Yurine
Unbelievably so.
[09:43] ---
Lake Shikotsu Visitors' Center
[09:43] ---
Lake Shikotsu Visitors' Center
SIGN Pennennolde
[09:55] Jashin
Oh, there's a deer. How cute.
[09:59] Jashin
Come on, come on...
[10:06] Jashin
Y-You're...
[10:08] Jashin
Azusa...
[10:09] Jashin
Azusa 2?!
[10:17] Jashin
The Azusa 2 I summoned after
I came to the human realm,
[10:20] Jashin
and then killed almost immediately!
[10:28] Jashin
S-Stay away!
[10:29] Jashin
Stop! Stay away from me!
SIGN Pochette
[10:35] Jashin
Ouch...
[10:44] Jashin
What's that you're eati—
SIGN Lake Shikotsu
SIGN Marukoma
SIGN Hot Spring Hotel
SIGN Pass for
SIGN 5 Guests
[10:46] Jashin
The lodging ticket Yurine
gave me to hold onto!
[10:48] Jashin
No, don't—
SIGN Gulp
SIGN Gulp
SIGN Gulp
SIGN Gulp
[10:53] Jashin
It ate the ticket...
[10:55] Minos
Jashin-chan, what're you doing?
SIGN Oh, a deer! How cute!
[11:01] Medusa
It ran away.
[11:03] Yurine
Ready to head to our hotel now?
[11:06] Minos
I wonder what meals they serve there.
[11:08] Jashin
U-Um...
[11:08] Medusa
I can't wait to try out the hot spring.
[11:10] Yurine
I heard they even have an
open-air bath you can reserve.
[11:13] Yurine
You won't have to wear your paper bag.
[11:16] Medusa
Really?! That's great!
[11:17] Jashin
Um, actually...
[11:18] Minos
It's funny picturing you naked
with just a paper bag on your head.
[11:22] Minos
Right, Jashin-chan?
[11:23] Jashin
Uh... Y-Yeah...
SIGN I can't wait!
[11:26] Jashin
I can't tell them right now!
[11:29] Jashin
I-I'm going to use the bathroom
before we head to the hotel!
[11:34] Minos
There's nothing but forest that way.
SIGN No manners at all.
[11:37] Jashin
Crap, crap, crap! What am I gonna do?!
[11:40] Jashin
They're all so excited about this!
[11:43] Jashin
I have to get that ticket back,
even it it means slicing open that deer!
[11:47] Jashin
Yurine's gonna kill me otherwise!
[11:49] Jashin
Where are you, you damn deer?!
SIGN Watch Out for Bears !
[12:02] Pekola
We're just a stone's throw
from Lake Shikotsu,
[12:05] Pekola
and we run into a bear?!
[12:07] Lierre
It was the perfect opportunity
to retrain you three.
[12:11] Lierre
Poporon, Pino, how long
are you going to lay there?
[12:14] Both
Gulp...
[12:15] Pekola
Come on, you two! What good are
we if we can't protect our Lord?!
[12:18] Pekola
Even without our halos,
[12:20] Pekola
as angels, we must protect our Lord,
even if it means sacrificing ourselves!
[12:26] Jashin
Deer! Deer! Deer! Deer! Deer!
Deer! Deer! Deer! Deer! Deer!
[12:28] Jashin
Where is that deer?!
[12:38] Jashin
Ow!
[12:39] Jashin
What the heck was that?
[12:43] Poporon
Meat and Potatoes?
[12:44] Poporon
What in the world are you doing here?
[12:47] Jashin
What about you guys? Why are you here?
[12:50] Lierre
We have business at Lake Shikotsu.
[12:52] Lierre
We're on our way there now.
[12:54] Lierre
I just thought this bear presented a
perfect opportunity to retrain these three.
[12:59] Jashin
Gah! I lost the deer's trail!
[13:03] Jashin
What do I do now? Yurine's gonna kill me!
[13:07] Lierre
You make such a big fuss out of everything.
[13:09] Pino
If Jashin-chan-san is here,
[13:12] Pino
does that mean Hanazono-san and
the other devils are in Hokkaido, too?
[13:16] Pino
This might be my chance!
[13:18] Jashin
By the way, where are
you guys staying tonight?
[13:22] Poporon
Huh? That's none of your business.
[13:25] Jashin
Yes, it is!
[13:26] Jashin
It's not the long-standing
traditional inn with the natural
[13:29] ---
open-air bath that has a full
view of Lake Shikotsu, is it?!
[13:32] Poporon
How did you know?
[13:34] Lierre
That's right. It's the
Marukoma Hot Spring Hotel.
[13:39] Jashin
Give it to me.
[13:41] Jashin
I've waited 666 billion
years for this moment!
[13:44] Jashin
Hand over your ticket
to that hotel right now!
[13:47] Poporon
What are you even saying?
Are you right in the head?
[13:51] Pino
She's right. We're not going to give
up our lodging ticket that easily.
[13:55] Pino
You need to at least win
it from us in a contest.
[13:58] Poporon
Wait, Pino...
[13:59] Jashin
You'll give it to me if I win?
[14:01] Pino
There's no way a low-ranked devil
like you could beat Lierre-sama.
[14:06] Pino
Lierre-sama, let us show this
fool the power of Heaven.
[14:10] Pino
If Jashin-chan-san agrees to fight us now,
[14:13] Pino
I might get out of being
punished by Lierre-sama.
SIGN Jashin-chan!
[14:18] Medusa
We were worried about you, you know.
[14:20] Minos
There was a bathroom at
the shop we were just in.
[14:23] Yurine
You just had to take off
so far into the forest...
[14:26] Jashin
Crap! Yurine's here already!
[14:30] Jashin
If it's come to this...
[14:31] Jashin
Time for the first Devil vs. Angel
Lake Shikotsu boat race!
[14:37] Yurine
Where's this coming from?
[14:39] Jashin
I mean, there must be a reason
we ran into them here.
[14:41] Jashin
We were just saying that since we're all here,
we should have a boat race.
[14:46] Poporon
We weren't saying that at all!
[14:47] Jashin
We totally were!
[14:49] Jashin
That's pretty much the gist of what
we were talking about, right?
SIGN Boats?
SIGN I want to ride in a boat!
[14:56] Yurine
Let's go ride them right now.
[14:58] Minos
You did say we should ride them later.
SIGN Yay!
[15:06] Jashin
I'll explain the rules!
[15:08] Jashin
We'll launch from here
[15:10] Jashin
and complete a counter-clockwise lap
around the edge of Lake Shikotsu.
[15:13] Jashin
The first team to reach
Yamasentetsu Bridge wins.
[15:16] Yurine
Jashin-chan, Lake Shikotsu covers an
area bigger than the Yamanote Line.
[15:21] Jashin
What? For real?
[15:23] Lierre
No matter.
[15:24] Lierre
Any less than that wouldn't
be worth calling a contest.
[15:28] Lierre
You three, stay right there.
[15:30] Lierre
I can handle this myself.
[15:33] Pino
If Lierre-sama focuses her
attention on the race,
[15:35] Pino
maybe I can push her out of the boat.
[15:37] Jashin
Hey! I'm the one who's gonna drive!
SIGN Aw...
[15:41] Medusa
But these swan boats are pedal-powered,
[15:44] Medusa
and you might not be able
to pedal with your tail.
[15:47] Yurine
Why don't you use a rowboat, Jashin-chan?
[15:50] Yurine
I'll be having fun with this one.
[15:53] Yurine
Okay, take your marks.
[15:55] Jashin
Minos! Now's the time to make use
of your insane brute strength!
[15:59] Minos
You can count on me!
[16:00] Yurine
Set...
[16:02] Yurine
Bang!
[16:04] Jashin
All right!
[16:05] Jashin
That's my musclebrain, Minos!
[16:08] Medusa
So fast!
[16:09] Pino
Lierre-sama, at this pace...
[16:11] Poporon
Our lodging ticket...
[16:13] Lierre
Don't worry.
[16:22] Jashin
They're-comin'-they're-comin'
they're-comin'-they're-comin'!
[16:23] Jashin
They're gonna catch us, Minos!
[16:32] Jashin
Speed up! They'll get too far ahead of us!
[16:35] Minos
You got it!
[16:41] Jashin
All right!
[16:43] Jashin
Minos, we can take the inside on
the next corner and cut them off!
[16:46] Minos
Right!
[16:46] Poporon
Lierre-sama, they've almost caught up!
[16:49] Lierre
Oh? Not bad.
[16:51] Lierre
But they're creating too many
waves on the lake's surface.
[16:55] Lierre
It looks like they've
awakened the master of the lake.
[17:00] Jashin
What's that shadow?
[17:02] Minos
This is bad!
[17:07] Medusa
What's that?
[17:09] Medusa
Jashin-chan!
SIGN Minos-oneechan!
[17:11] Poporon
Oh, my. I think Meat and Potatoes is dead.
[17:16] Minos
Jashin-chan, where are you?!
[17:20] Jashin
No...
[17:21] Jashin
I'll lose at this rate!
[17:25] Jashin
God, I'll never do anything bad again!
[17:28] Jashin
Just, please, let me take this
lodging ticket from the angels!
[17:32] Jashin
Let me cover up the fact
that I lost our ticket!
[17:35] DevilA
A devil asking God for help...
[17:46] Jashin
You're... going to help me?
[18:04] Jashin
Chippu Jashin-chan is here!
[18:06] All
Huh?!
[18:09] Poporon
What is that?
[18:11] Jashin
Yo! Hand over your lodging ticket!
[18:15] Jashin
I'm gonna get it before
Yurine finds out the truth!
[18:18] Yurine
I see. So that's what's going on.
[18:21] Pino
Lierre-sama's attention
is focused on Jashin-chan-san.
[18:24] Pino
I'll never have another chance like this!
[18:28] Pino
I need you to die, Lierre-sama!
[18:45] Lierre
You saved me, Pino.
[18:47] Lierre
It's difficult for me to control
my power in this form.
[18:50] Lierre
I was almost in real trouble.
[18:52] Pino
I-I'm just glad I could be of help.
[18:55] Poporon
This girl...
[18:57] Yurine
So, what was this whole farce about?
SIGN Repairing with
Instant Glue (2nd Time)
[19:00] Jashin
Um, well... uh...
[19:04] Yurine
Oh, forget it. Let's just go to the hotel.
SIGN Yay!
[19:09] Minos
I'm starving!
SIGN Marukoma Hot Spring
[19:13] Sasaki
Hanazono Yurine-sama and
her four devil companions?
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Marukoma Hot Spring
Sasaki-san
[19:17] Sasaki
Yes, we have your reservation.
[19:19] Jashin
Huh?
[19:20] Yurine
I booked it online.
[19:22] Yurine
We didn't need the physical copy.
[19:26] Sasaki
And you are Lierre-sama and
her two angel companions?
[19:30] Pino
Hanazono-san, please...
please stay close to me!
[19:34] Yurine
Huh?
[19:35] Lierre
What are you doing? Honestly, girl...
[19:38] Yurine
Well, since we're all here...
[19:41] Minos
Wow, it's huge!
[19:44] Yurine
I'm glad the biggest room was available.
SIGN I've never spent a night with this many people before!
[19:50] Sasaki
Enjoy your stay.
[19:52] Lierre
I never dreamed I'd have to
lay my head down next to devils.
[19:56] Jashin
Let's have a pillow fight later!
[19:59] Yurine
I guess we should start with a bath.
[20:04] Jashin
It's the entire Lake Shikotsu!
[20:10] Minos
This feels great.
SIGN It's really deep.
[20:14] Medusa
It's connected to the lake,
[20:16] Medusa
so the water level changes with the seasons.
[20:21] Pino
Lierre-sama!
[20:23] Lierre
Thanks... A bath you have to
stand up in is certainly unusual...
[20:29] Jashin
What is it, Noel-san?
[20:30] Poporon
I feel like there's something
we've been forgetting this whole time.
[20:36] Jashin
Don't waste your energy on little details
in front of a great view like this!
[20:40] Jashin
Just sing a song and forget about it!
[20:44] Jashin
Jashin-chan will now sing "Chitose."
[20:48] Poporon
You're going to sing?
[20:50] Lierre
You know that song?
[20:53] Jashin
Want to sing it with me?
[20:58] Poporon
Where is this music coming from?
[21:00] Jashin
Don't worry about the details.
[21:04] [SONG] Song
I met you up near the blue sky
[21:09] [SONG] Song
The first year,
my impression of you was terrible
[21:13] [SONG] Song
The second year,
we looked at two different skies
[21:17] [SONG] Song
The third year,
we gazed at the azaleas side by side
[21:23] [SONG] Song
So many memories made
in our hometown, Chitose
[21:27] [SONG] Song
I'm so happy to know your name
[21:35] Jashin
What a feast!
[21:37] Medusa
It looks delicious!
[21:40] Lierre
So this is chippu sashimi...
[21:43] Lierre
It was worth coming all the way to Hokkaido.
[21:45] Both
Let's dig in!
[21:50] Jashin
Yummy!
[21:52] Medusa
Glad to hear it.
[21:55] Jashin
Yummy!
[21:57] Jashin
I was so hungry!
[22:00] Jashin
Yummy!
[22:00] Poporon
That's right... I knew we
were forgetting something.
[22:04] Poporon
We never found Pekola-sama
after that bear took her.
[22:08] Poporon
Delicious!
SIGN Scrumptious!
[22:10] Minos
Chippu is the best!
[22:12] Poporon
Oh, well.
[22:21] Pekola
I thought I was done for...
[22:30] All
Thank you for the meal!
[22:32] Yurine
Wait, where's Jashin-chan?
[22:34] Medusa
Oh, she said she wanted to visit
the hot spring one more time.
[22:41] Jashin
Ah, Chitose was great.
[22:44] Jashin
I'm not sure why, but I feel like
I should be grateful to everyone.
[22:49] Jashin
Thank you, everyone.
[22:51] Jashin
I want to do something in return...
[22:59] Jashin
Wow, this hot spring just got even better.
[23:02] Jashin
Thank you!
[23:06] Yurine
Jashin-chan...
[23:08] Yurine
You're such a...
[23:13] Jashin
From Heaven straight to Hell...
[23:17] Yurine
You're going to offer twenty million
liters of your own blood in apology.
[23:22] Jashin
This is truly an anime paid for by
the taxpayers' blood, sweat, and tears...
SIGN She's hopeless.
[23:29] Pekola
Yum! Chippu is the best!
Chitose is the best!
[23:33] Jashin
Everyone, thank you so much!
[23:35] Pekola
Thank you so much!