# Season 1
# E1 -
Source: [Crunchyroll](https://www.crunchyroll.com/watch/G31UXZ154/)
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**[00:01] DevilA**
The rules for summoning a devil:
**[00:04] DevilA**
A devil summoned from Hell by a spell
can only be returned to Hell using a spell.
**[00:11] DevilA**
A human who summons a devil
becomes that devil's master.
**[00:14] DevilA**
Unless the human gives their life
in atonement for using the spell,
**[00:18] DevilA**
the devil is bound to the human realm.
**[00:23] Delivery**
Delivery!
**[00:25] Yurine**
Coming.
**[00:26] Jashin**
It was a dream?
**[00:28] Delivery**
Sign here.
**[00:28] Jashin**
No, I can't really call that a dream...
**[00:31] Delivery**
Thanks a lot!
**[00:33] Jashin**
It's wrong to lie!
**[02:07] DevilA**
The Tokyo metropolis.
**[02:10] DevilA**
In one corner of this world,
a bittersweet drama unfolds again today.
**[02:38] Jashin**
Time to get this sukiyaki party started!
**[02:43] Jashin**
I got some great beef today! It's grade A5!
**[02:47] Yurine**
It's not like you're the one who got it.
**[02:49] Jashin**
D-Don't worry about
the little things!
**[02:52] Jashin**
Okay, let's get started!
**[02:54] Jashin**
We spread some beef tallow
inside a thoroughly heated pan.
**[02:59] Jashin**
And then, we cook the green onions.
**[03:03] Jashin**
This brings out the aroma!
**[03:04] Minos**
Ah, smells great!
**[03:06] Medusa**
It really does smell nice!
**[03:09] Jashin**
Once they're golden brown,
we take 'em out for now, and we cook the beef.
**[03:13] Medusa**
Wow!
**[03:15] Pekola**
*My Lord, please forgive me.*
**[03:17] Pekola**
* I am an angel, yet I have*
* come to a witch's Sabbat...*
**[03:22] Pekola**
*Hanazono Yurine...*
**[03:23] Pekola**
* What was your objective in*
* kidnapping this starving angel?*
**[03:28] Pekola**
* No! No matter how poor I am,*
* I cannot face my Lord like this!*
**[03:34] Jashin**
We quickly cook both sides of the beef.
**[03:36] Minos**
Beef! Beef! Beef!
**[03:39] Jashin**
And once the beef's all
cooked through, we add in...
**[03:41] Jashin**
Jashin-chan's special sukiyaki stock!
**[03:45] Jashin**
Just drizzle it over the whole pan!
**[03:52] Pekola**
Th-This is...
**[03:53] Jashin**
The stock came out fantastic today!
**[03:57] Jashin**
I'm a genius!
**[04:00] Jashin**
Now, time for the veggies. Once they
take on the color of the stock, it's done!
**[04:04] Minos**
I envy you, Yurine-chan.
**[04:05] Medusa**
Jashin-chan, let me help you.
**[04:07] Minos**
I can't believe you have a relative
who sends you this great beef.
**[04:10] Yurine**
They don't send it to me *that* often.
**[04:13] Jashin**
That's right! It's rare that
we have beef in our sukiyaki!
**[04:19] Jashin**
It usually looks like this.
***SIGN*** Napa
Cabbage
***SIGN*** Enoki
Mushrooms
***SIGN*** Konjac
Noodles
***SIGN*** No Beef
**[04:23] Minos**
I guess we were lucky today.
**[04:25] Jashin**
You should shave some meat off one of your
relatives and send it to me as thanks.
**[04:31] Minos**
But that would make me a cannibal.
**[04:34] Jashin**
Ah, the meat's almost cooked.
**[04:40] Pekola**
It looks delicious...
**[04:41] Medusa**
Oh, Pekola-chan. Here's an egg.
**[04:43] Pekola**
O-Oh, thank you...
**[04:45] Jashin**
Let's eat!
**[04:46] Minos**
Don't mind if I do!
**[04:47] Pekola**
* Well, I suppose it's only*
* natural. I was so hungry.*
**[04:52] Pekola**
*I'm sure my Lord will forgive me.*
**[04:53] Jashin**
It's so good!
**[04:55] Minos**
It melts in my mouth! Yum!
**[04:58] Yurine**
Not bad.
**[05:00] Jashin**
Hey! Pekola!
**[05:01] Jashin**
What are you doing here?!
**[05:04] Jashin**
This is a dining table for devils.
**[05:06] Jashin**
You're from Heaven, which means you
shouldn't be allowed to partake with us!
**[05:12] Minos**
Huh? Pekola-chan, you're an angel?
**[05:14] Jashin**
You didn't know?
**[05:15] Pekola**
You invited me.
**[05:18] (Flashback) Jashin**
Hey, Pekola! I'm making sukiyaki
today! You'd better come!
**[05:21] (Flashback) Pekola**
Suki...
**[05:22] Medusa**
Jashin-chan...
**[05:23] Minos**
What are you talking about?
**[05:25] Jashin**
A-A-As if I can remember
things from so long ago!
**[05:27] Jashin**
I don't need this from a fool who lost
her halo and can't return to Heaven!
**[05:31] Pekola**
Th-That's...
**[05:32] Minos**
C'mon, cut it out.
**[05:34] Jashin**
Shut up! You stay out of this!
**[05:37] Yurine**
Jashin-chan.
**[05:38] Jashin**
Huh?!
**[05:39] Yurine**
When we eat, we should have fun.
**[05:41] Jashin**
But...
**[05:42] Yurine**
When we eat, we should get along.
**[05:45] Yurine**
Right?
**[05:46] Jashin**
Right.
**[05:48] Jashin**
It was all just a joke!
Let's be friends, Pekola!
**[05:52] Pekola**
Wh-Where is this coming from now?
**[05:53] Jashin**
Here! I'll get some for you, Pekola!
**[05:57] Jashin**
We're good friends!
**[05:57] Medusa**
Honestly, Jashin-chan...
**[05:59] Minos**
For real.
**[06:00] Jashin**
Here, fallen angel.
***SIGN*** Enoki
Mushrooms
***SIGN*** Napa
Cabbage
***SIGN*** Konjac
Noodles
**[06:03] Pekola**
There's... no meat...
**[06:05] Jashin**
Ah, it's so good! Nothing beats wagyu beef.
**[06:09] Pekola**
Um, may I have some meat, too?
**[06:11] Jashin**
Eat that.
**[06:13] Jashin**
Once your bowl is filled, you have
to eat it all before you can have more.
**[06:17] Jashin**
That's our rule here.
**[06:19] Jashin**
Wagyu beef's so good!
**[06:21] Jashin**
Yummy beef! So yummy!
**[06:23] Pekola**
* First of all, I'm an angel,*
* not a fallen angel.*
**[06:27] Jashin**
Yum!
**[06:29] Pekola**
* The konjac noodles and napa*
* cabbage are also good, but...*
**[06:32] Jashin**
So good!
**[06:37] Pekola**
*Meat...*
***SIGN*** Yummy...
***SIGN*** Beef...
**[06:42] DevilA**
"Beef... Yummy..."
***SIGN*** Beef...
***SIGN*** Yummy...
***SIGN*** Beef...
***SIGN*** Yummy...
**[06:51] Pekola**
*I've finally finished all of it.*
**[06:53] Pekola**
*Napa cabbage is quite filling.*
**[06:56] Pekola**
*This time, I'll have mea—*
**[06:56] Jashin**
Pekola, you're all done?
**[06:58] Jashin**
I'll get you a refill!
**[07:00] Jashin**
Here you go, fallen angel. Your food's ready.
***SIGN*** Konjac
Noodles
***SIGN*** Napa
Cabbage
***SIGN*** Enoki
Mushrooms
***SIGN*** Konjac
Noodles
***SIGN*** Napa
Cabbage
***SIGN*** Enoki
Mushrooms
***SIGN*** Konjac
Noodles
***SIGN*** Napa
Cabbage
***SIGN*** Enoki
Mushrooms
***SIGN*** Konjac
Noodles
***SIGN*** Napa
Cabbage
***SIGN*** Enoki
Mushrooms
***SIGN*** Konjac
Noodles
***SIGN*** Napa
Cabbage
***SIGN*** Enoki
Mushrooms
**[07:04] Medusa**
Come on now, Jashin-chan!
Why are you being so mean?
**[07:08] Medusa**
I swear, you're so childish.
**[07:11] Minos**
There's nothing good about you.
**[07:13] Medusa**
Here, Pekola-chan. Open up.
**[07:23] Medusa**
Is it good?
**[07:25] Pekola**
It's delicious.
**[07:26] Medusa**
I'm so glad!
**[07:28] Pekola**
A-An angel...
**[07:30] Jashin**
*I can't tell who's the angel anymore.*
**[07:33] Yurine**
Here, Pekola. Have some more meat.
**[07:35] Yurine**
You don't have to worry about any rules.
**[07:39] Yurine**
Here.
**[07:40] Jashin**
Damn it! You're all being too nice to Pekola!
**[07:43] Jashin**
And Medusa and Minos, you're devils!
Don't take the *angel's* side!
**[07:47] Yurine**
Pay no attention to her.
**[07:49] Jashin**
Y-Yurine...
**[07:52] Jashin**
Well, if that's how you're all gonna be...
**[07:56] Jashin**
I'll eat *all* the meat!
**[08:18] Minos**
Wait...
**[08:19] Medusa**
You're not...
**[08:22] Jashin**
All done!
**[08:24] Medusa**
J-J-J-Jashin-chan!
**[08:25] Pekola**
The meat...
**[08:26] Minos**
Jashin-chan! What did you do that for?!
**[08:30] Yurine**
We had all that meat...
**[08:35] Yurine**
You ruined our fun dinner, Jashin-chan.
**[08:39] Yurine**
What are you going to do about this?
**[08:42] Yurine**
You'll have to do something or...
**[08:46] Jashin**
Wh-What's this? You wanna fight?
You ready for this?
**[08:49] Medusa**
I-I'll just go buy more mea—
**[08:52] Yurine**
There's not enough meat.
**[08:57] Jashin**
I'll kill you before you kill me!
**[08:59] Jashin**
I can't get back to Hell
because you summoned me here,
**[09:03] Jashin**
and I'm gonna put all my
resentment into one finishing blow!
**[09:07] Jashin**
Jashin-chan Dropkick!
**[09:10] Jashin**
Only minutes in, and it's already
the last episode special!
**[09:13] Jashin**
The rest of the series
will be recap episodes!
**[09:20] Yurine**
You dumb reptile.
***SIGN*** You dumb reptile*!*
***SIGN*** You dumb reptile*!*
**[09:28] Yurine**
Here we have sliced snake meat.
**[09:31] Yurine**
And there's plenty.
**[09:33] Medusa**
I'll just go buy some meat...
**[09:35] Jashin**
It's too late now.
**[09:36] Minos**
I wonder if it tastes good.
**[09:38] Pekola**
Hanazono Yurine is terrifying...
**[09:45] Pekola**
Hey, snake meat goes down
easier than I thought.
**[09:55] Jashin**
What's the password?
**[09:57] Medusa**
Huh? U-Uh...
**[10:00] Jashin**
Samba rhythm is...
**[10:01] Medusa**
Cannibalism.
**[10:03] Jashin**
You may come in!
**[10:05] Medusa**
You scared me.
**[10:07] Medusa**
I think you're being a little
too cautious, Jashin-chan.
**[10:10] Jashin**
You can't let your guard
down in the human realm!
**[10:15] Medusa**
Jashin-chan, I was thinking and...
**[10:20] Jashin**
What is it?
**[10:22] Medusa**
This...
**[10:23] Jashin**
Hey, it's the thing I asked for!
You bought it for me?!
**[10:27] Jashin**
Huh?
**[10:30] Medusa**
Jashin-chan, you're thinking of
doing something bad, aren't you?
**[10:33] Jashin**
Yep.
**[10:34] Jashin**
Come on! Do you even
*know* what you just bought?
**[10:38] Medusa**
You can't! I saw something
on TV on my way here!
**[10:40] TV**
*The perpetrator is still on the run.*
**[10:42] TV**
*The police continue to scour the scene.*
**[10:45] TV**
*As for the murder weapon...*
**[10:47] Medusa**
It was...
**[10:48] Jashin**
That's right, Medusa.
**[10:51] Jashin**
This is the weapon humans
so often use in assaults.
**[10:57] Jashin**
A crowbar!
**[10:59] Jashin**
I had an epiphany.
**[11:01] Jashin**
I realized why, in this day-to-day life,
**[11:03] Jashin**
where we sleep, eat, wake up,
watch TV, and eat again,
**[11:07] Jashin**
we see crowbars mentioned
on the news all day long.
**[11:12] Jashin**
Yes! It's because the crowbar is the perfect
weapon for dealing fatal blows to humans!
**[11:17] Jashin**
This'll knock Yurine out in a heartbeat!
**[11:20] Medusa**
Don't, Jashin-chan!
**[11:21] Medusa**
If you hit Yurine-san with that, she'll die!
**[11:24] Jashin**
I just said it would knock her out.
**[11:28] Jashin**
I'll kill her in one blow!
**[11:31] DevilA**
O-Ouch! Please stop! Spare me!
***SIGN*** One blow...?
**[11:34] Jashin**
I won't stop, and I *absolutely* won't spare you!
**[11:37] Jashin**
Woohoo! I'll smash Yurine's
brains out until there's nothing left!
**[11:44] Jashin**
This is getting fun.
**[11:46] Jashin**
Even better, it was Medusa
who bought the crowbar.
**[11:49] Jashin**
I won't be suspected of anything,
and my wallet won't take a hit, either.
**[11:54] Jashin**
It's the perfect crime!
**[11:56] Medusa**
Oh, Jashin-chan,
you're acting just like a devil.
**[11:59] Jashin**
I'm not "just like" a devil. I *am* a devil.
**[12:02] Medusa**
God, please exact divine
punishment on Jashin-chan!
**[12:05] Jashin**
Hey, come on. Don't forget you're a devil, too.
***SIGN*** Beth
**[12:11] Yurine**
I'm home.
**[12:12] Jashin**
Welcome back!
**[12:13] Medusa**
W-Welcome back.
**[12:15] Yurine**
Oh, you're here, Medusa? Hi.
**[12:18] Medusa**
Thanks for having me.
**[12:20] Jashin**
Medusa bought the DVD you've
been wanting with her own money.
**[12:25] Jashin**
You must be tired, right? You should
take some time out to rejuvenate.
**[12:28] Yurine**
Really? Thanks, Medusa.
**[12:31] Medusa**
N-No problem...
**[12:33] Jashin**
Here you go.
**[12:39] Yurine**
Can I watch it now?
**[12:41] Jashin**
Of course, of course. Right now.
**[12:44] Medusa**
Don't mind me...
**[12:53] Foreigner**
*Holy shit!*
**[12:59] Foreigner**
*Hey! I remember your voice!*
**[13:00] Jashin**
Getting complacent, are we, Yurine?
**[13:01] Foreigner**
*Are you... George?!*
**[13:02] Jashin**
While your attention is on that DVD,
I'll bash in your cranium!
**[13:03] Foreigner**
*Hey! George! It's me, Tony!*
**[13:08] Jashin**
This is the end.
**[13:13] Jashin**
Adios, Yurine. I'm providing
a special service today.
**[13:17] Jashin**
I'm going to show all of our
viewers what it looks like
**[13:21] Jashin**
when a human's brains are bashed out!
**[13:28] Yurine**
Hup.
**[13:30] Jashin**
How'd you know?
**[13:31] Yurine**
You said all of that out loud.
It dragged on forever, too.
**[13:35] Jashin**
Hey, sound guy! This is
meant to be a monologue!
**[13:37] Jashin**
Retake! Retake!
**[13:39] Jashin**
Cut! Cut! Cut!
**[13:40] Yurine**
Who are you talking to?
**[13:42] Jashin**
It was Medusa!
**[13:43] Jashin**
I didn't want to do it,
but she threatened me!
**[13:46] Medusa**
What?! That's mean!
Why would you lie like that?
**[13:49] Jashin**
Hey! Medusa, that's low!
Are you trying to trap me?!
**[13:53] Yurine**
Disgraceful.
**[13:56] Yurine**
Jashin-chan...
**[14:00] Yurine**
You know what this means, right?
**[14:02] Jashin**
You leave me no choice.
**[14:05] Jashin**
Time for my ultimate secret move
that shatters the heart itself!
***SIGN*** My Secret Move That Shatters the Heart Itself
**[14:09] Jashin**
Jashin-chan Dropkick!
**[14:22] Medusa**
J-J-J-Jashin-chan?!
**[14:30] Jashin**
I can't get up.
**[14:32] Jashin**
My spine is broken.
**[14:39] Jashin**
What is that?
**[14:42] Yurine**
I haven't finished you off yet.
**[14:45] Yurine**
I'm taking this opportunity to give
our viewers a fanservice shot,
**[14:49] Yurine**
by letting them see every part
of you spill out onto the floor
**[14:54] Yurine**
and get turned into mincemeat.
**[14:55] Jashin**
No!
**[14:56] Jashin**
Don't, Yurine!
**[14:57] Jashin**
No! No!
**[15:01] Jashin**
No!
**[15:06] DevilA**
You're just gonna pretend
you didn't see that?!
**[15:11] Medusa**
*This room was stained red that day.*
**[15:16] Medusa**
*But what turned it crimson?*
**[15:18] Medusa**
*Was it the sun setting behind the building...*
**[15:21] Medusa**
*or Jashin-chan being minced?*
**[15:23] Medusa**
I just don't know!
**[15:26] Jashin**
Don't go doing this just 'cause
I have regenerative powers.
**[15:31] Yurine**
Will we be able to remove the mosaic blur from
Jashin-chan before the commercials are over?
**[15:37] Medusa**
I just don't know!
**[15:40] DevilA**
The murder weapon was the chainsaw itself.
**[15:49] Yurine**
I see you still have the mosaic blur.
**[15:51] Jashin**
Don't worry. It'll come off soon enough.
**[15:57] Jashin**
I'll get the room all cleaned up, too!
Everything'll be fine!
**[16:02] Yurine**
Okay.
**[16:04] Jashin**
I'll go all-out for dinner tonight,
so come home early!
**[16:08] Jashin**
Off you go!
**[16:10] Yurine**
See you later.
***SIGN*** Mosaic Filter
***SIGN*** Add Mosaic Blur
***SIGN*** Remove Mosaic Blur
***SIGN*** Remove Mosaic Blur
***SIGN*** Complete
***SIGN*** The mosaic blur has been removed from you.
**[16:17] Jashin**
The blur was fake.
***SIGN*** Tomato
Juice
***SIGN*** Tomato
Juice
***SIGN*** Tomato
Juice
***SIGN*** Tomato
Juice
**[16:21] Jashin**
Now Yurine won't know I've fully recovered.
***SIGN*** Yurine's
Birthday
**[16:26] Jashin**
Today is Yurine's birthday.
**[16:28] Jashin**
I'll invite everyone over
and throw her a big party.
**[16:32] Jashin**
A surprise party to celebrate her death!
***SIGN*** Fortunes
**[16:36] Jashin**
After all, my horoscope for today is excellent!
***SIGN*** Fortunes
***SIGN*** Horoscopes
***SIGN*** Fortune Ranking
***SIGN*** for October 31
***SIGN*** Scorpio
Birthdate: 10/23-11/21
***SIGN*** Let it all rip!
Should be a very
exciting day?!
***SIGN*** Horoscopes
***SIGN*** Fortune Ranking
***SIGN*** for October 31
***SIGN*** Scorpio
Birthdate: 10/23-11/21
***SIGN*** Let it all rip!
Should be a very
exciting day?!
***SIGN*** Horoscopes
***SIGN*** Fortune Ranking
***SIGN*** for October 31
***SIGN*** Scorpio
Birthdate: 10/23-11/21
***SIGN*** Let it all rip!
Should be a very
exciting day?!
***SIGN*** Horoscopes
***SIGN*** Fortune Ranking
***SIGN*** for October 31
***SIGN*** Scorpio
Birthdate: 10/23-11/21
***SIGN*** Let it all rip!
Should be a very
exciting day?!
***SIGN*** Horoscopes
***SIGN*** Fortune Ranking
***SIGN*** for October 31
***SIGN*** Scorpio
Birthdate: 10/23-11/21
***SIGN*** Let it all rip!
Should be a very
exciting day?!
***SIGN*** Horoscopes
***SIGN*** Fortune Ranking
***SIGN*** for October 31
***SIGN*** Scorpio
Birthdate: 10/23-11/21
***SIGN*** Let it all rip!
Should be a very
exciting day?!
**[16:39] Jashin**
I got Medusa to secretly order
a cake along with my lucky item.
***SIGN*** Horoscopes
***SIGN*** Fortune Ranking
***SIGN*** for October 31
***SIGN*** Scorpio
Birthdate: 10/23-11/21
***SIGN*** Let it all rip!
Should be a very
exciting day?!
***SIGN*** Fortune Ranking
***SIGN*** for October 31
***SIGN*** Scorpio
Birthdate: 10/23-11/21
***SIGN*** Let it all rip!
Should be a very
exciting day?!
***SIGN*** Scorpio
Birthdate: 10/23-11/21
***SIGN*** Let it all rip!
Should be a very
exciting day?!
***SIGN*** Let it all rip!
Should be a very
exciting day?!
***SIGN*** Let it all rip!
Should be a very
exciting day?!
***SIGN*** Lucky Item:
Stun Gun
**[16:44] Jashin**
With my lucky item to back me up...
**[16:46] Jashin**
Ah, this is gonna be a piece of cake!
***SIGN*** Break
**[16:50] DevilA**
Break.
**[16:54] Medusa**
Here's what you asked for.
**[16:56] Jashin**
Oh, great! You bought it for me!
**[16:59] Jashin**
Sorry to make you pay all the time!
**[17:02] Medusa**
Don't do this, Jashin-chan!
**[17:04] Medusa**
Don't add any more crimes to your rap sheet!
**[17:06] Minos**
Jashin-chan, are you trying to pick
a fight with Yurine-chan again?
**[17:10] Pekola**
You know she's going to
beat you at your own game.
**[17:12] Jashin**
Hmph! What are you talking about?
**[17:15] Jashin**
I've got my lucky item to back me up today.
**[17:19] Jashin**
And Medusa, what "rap sheet"?
I haven't committed a single crime.
**[17:25] Pekola**
Only because you fail every time.
**[17:28] Jashin**
Very well. I'll explain the plan
so you all understand.
**[17:32] Yurine**
I'm home.
**[17:33] Jashin**
First, Yurine comes home
with no idea what's going on.
**[17:37] All**
Happy birthday, Yurine-chan!
**[17:37] Jashin**
We surprise her with a party
so she lets her guard down.
**[17:40] Pekola**
How could I, an angel, participate in
a Sabbat celebrating a witch's birthday?
**[17:43] Jashin**
Don't interrupt my explanation!
**[17:46] Jashin**
Ahem.
**[17:47] Jashin**
She lets her guard down.
**[17:49] Jashin**
Yurine, here's a present for you!
**[17:49] Jashin**
Then I immediately hand her a present...
**[17:51] Jashin**
which is actually the stun gun
I had Medusa buy! Ta-da!
**[17:55] Jashin**
I zap her with it,
**[17:57] Jashin**
and she's stunned, leaving her immobile!
**[18:00] Jashin**
Then I deal the finishing
blow with a kitchen knife...
**[18:03] Jashin**
by slicing her guts open.
**[18:05] Jashin**
It's perfect!
**[18:07] Minos**
It'll never work.
**[18:08] Pekola**
You're going to fail again.
**[18:09] Jashin**
It *will* work! My horoscope
said I have the best luck!
**[18:12] Jashin**
And I've got my lucky item to back me up!
**[18:14] Yurine**
Huh.
**[18:17] Jashin**
Yurine? Why...
**[18:19] Yurine**
You told me to come home early.
**[18:22] Minos**
Whoops. So much for the surprise.
**[18:26] Medusa**
I'm sorry. We haven't
started making dinner yet.
**[18:29] Jashin**
Medusa told me to do it! I had no choice!
**[18:32] Medusa**
Huh?!
**[18:33] Pekola**
You passed the buck quick.
**[18:34] Minos**
Just give it up and apologize.
**[18:37] Jashin**
There's no going back now!
**[18:39] Jashin**
Take this, Yurine!
**[18:41] Jashin**
It's my birthday present to you!
**[18:44] Jashin**
Die!
**[18:49] Jashin**
Huh?
**[18:53] Jashin**
This is a shaver!
All it does is shave facial hair!
**[18:57] Jashin**
What do you want me to shave, exactly?!
**[18:59] Jashin**
Damn you, Medusa! You betrayed me!
**[19:02] Medusa**
I wanted to stop you from—
**[19:04] Jashin**
Save it for when you're asleep in Hell!
**[19:06] Yurine**
You might be the one
who'll be sleeping in Hell soon.
**[19:10] Jashin**
Uh, is that... a stun gun?
**[19:13] Yurine**
How did you not notice? October 31st...
**[19:18] Yurine**
I'm a Scorpio, too.
***SIGN*** Scorpio
Birthdate: 10/23-11/21
**[19:23] Minos**
Okay, let's put up the decorations.
**[19:26] Pekola**
Right.
**[19:27] Medusa**
I'll prepare dinner.
**[19:29] Yurine**
Of course, Jashin-chan...
**[19:31] Yurine**
You know what this means, right?
***SIGN*** Yurine's
Birthday
**[19:35] Jashin**
Yes.
**[19:39] Minos**
Yurine-chan, happy birthday!
**[19:39] Pekola**
Hanazono Yurine, happy birthday!
**[19:39] Medusa**
Yurine-san, happy birthday!
**[19:43] Yurine**
Thanks, everyone.
**[19:44] Medusa**
Here's an egg for you, Yurine-san.
**[19:46] Yurine**
Thanks.
**[19:47] Minos**
Yurine-chan, I'll get some meat for you.
**[19:58] Yurine**
This is good. You've seasoned it well.
**[20:01] Medusa**
Oh, Jashin-chan made this earlier.
**[20:06] Yurine**
Did she now?
**[20:14] Pekola**
Um, is she all right?
**[20:17] Minos**
Hm? Oh, she's fine. She can regenerate.
**[20:22] Pekola**
Still...
**[20:23] Medusa**
Jashin-chan will regenerate. She'll be fine.
**[20:29] Jashin**
Hey. Medusa.
**[20:30] Jashin**
Help me.
**[20:33] Jashin**
Help me.
**[20:37] Jashin**
Minos.
**[20:40] Yurine**
Jashin-chan...
**[20:43] Yurine**
Are you sorry?
**[20:47] Yurine**
Really?
**[20:51] Yurine**
You're sorry?
**[20:55] Yurine**
Oh, all right.
**[20:59] Yurine**
I'll forgive you.
**[21:07] Yurine**
Want to eat with us, Jashin-chan?
**[21:10] Jashin**
I can't move.
**[21:12] Yurine**
I'll feed it to you.
**[21:15] Yurine**
Medusa went to the trouble
of making it, after all.
**[21:18] Yurine**
Here.
**[21:19] Yurine**
Beef tallow.
**[21:24] Pekola**
*Oh, right.*
**[21:26] Pekola**
*This is a Sabbat...*
**[21:33] Yurine**
Okay, everyone, I'm taking the picture.
**[21:43] Yurine**
Come on, you need to smile, too.
**[21:47] Jashin**
Hmph. I've suffered enough today.
**[21:51] Yurine**
I had a pretty good time, though.
**[21:55] Jashin**
You better had. I gave
of my own flesh to celebra—
**[21:59] Yurine**
Here it comes.
**[22:01] Minos**
Okay, one, two, three...
**[22:01] Jashin**
*If Yurine's a Scorpio, too...*
**[22:03] All**
Happy birthday!
**[22:06] Jashin**
Where's *my* birthday party?!
**[23:40] Jashin**
When the summer heat's left me feeling
listless, I hear a knock on the door.
**[23:45] Jashin**
A visitor from Hell. A snow lady so cruel,
she'll make your spine freeze.
**[23:50] Jashin**
*Dropkick on My Devil* returns next
time with a lariat to your heart!
# E2 -
Source: [Crunchyroll](https://www.crunchyroll.com/watch/GPWUKD739/)
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***SIGN*** Beth
**[01:46] Jashin**
So hot...
**[01:47] Jashin**
This thing you humans call
"summer" is way too hot.
**[01:51] Yurine**
Deal with it.
**[01:53] Jashin**
I can't.
**[01:56] Yurine**
Deal—
**[01:57] Jashin**
I can't deal with it!
**[02:01] Jashin**
We are aliens...
**[02:04] Yurine**
No, you're devils.
**[02:06] Jashin**
Why don't you have one of those machines
that blows cold air in this room?
**[02:11] Yurine**
An air conditioner?
**[02:12] Yurine**
As if I could afford one of those.
**[02:16] Jashin**
If you need money,
just have Medusa pay for it!
***SIGN*** Inbox
***SIGN*** Minos
***SIGN*** Re: Meat for the sukiyaki
***SIGN*** Medusa
***SIGN*** Medusa
***SIGN*** Yurine
***SIGN*** What happened to the pudding in the fridge?
***SIGN*** Medusa
***SIGN*** Medusa
***SIGN*** Medusa
***SIGN*** Minos
**[02:20] Yurine**
Don't bother her with that.
Just make do with the fan.
**[02:23] Jashin**
B-But this warm air isn't helping at all!
**[02:33] Yurine**
If we weren't with Flex Comix,
I could probably afford an air conditioner.
**[02:39] Jashin**
Huh?
**[02:40] Yurine**
Publishers like Hitotsubashi
and Otowa are loaded.
**[02:50] Jashin**
I don't know what you're talking about!
**[02:52] Jashin**
I can't live like this! I'm going to an
electronics store in Akiba to cool down!
**[03:12] Jashin**
This... is hell...
**[03:20] Jashin**
It's too hot!
**[03:22] Jashin**
And humid! The temperature-humidity index
is 100! No, 1,000! Hell, more like 2020!
**[03:27] Jashin**
And this country's hosting the 2020 Olympics?!
It'll be pure profit at no expense!
**[03:31] Jashin**
"Hos-pit-a-li-ty," my ass!
**[03:36] Yurine**
Why the dissing spree? You think it's hot now?
You'll get flamed online for that.
**[03:39] Jashin**
Oh, shut up! I'm just gonna
give up on everything!
**[03:44] Yurine**
Fine. I'll cool you down.
**[03:48] Jashin**
Really?!
**[04:00] Jashin**
Wh-What is this?
**[04:03] Yurine**
Punishment. And you've cooled down.
Two birds with one stone.
**[04:06] Jashin**
I'm sorry. I'm truly sorry.
**[04:11] Jashin**
I'm more than just "cooled down." I'm freezing.
**[04:15] Jashin**
So cold... I have chills...
**[04:21] Yurine**
Isn't that nice, Jashin-chan?
**[04:28] Jashin**
Like hell it's nice!
**[04:32] Jashin**
I swear, everything you do is so extreme!
**[04:35] Yurine**
You're the one who was being too demanding.
**[04:37] Jashin**
I guess I'll just have
to summon *her* from Hell.
**[04:41] Yurine**
"Her"?
**[04:49] Yurine**
Who's the kid?
**[04:51] Jashin**
Kori-chan. She's an ice devil.
**[04:54] Yurine**
Kori-chan?
**[04:56] Yurine**
She has a funny face.
**[04:58] Jashin**
Kori-chan can make a room
cooler just by being in it!
**[05:02] Yurine**
Now that you mention it,
it *is* cooler in here.
**[05:05] Jashin**
Also...
**[05:11] Jashin**
She can make shaved ice.
**[05:13] Yurine**
Wow, that's cool.
**[05:15] Jashin**
Which syrup would you prefer?
**[05:16] Yurine**
Which?
**[05:18] Jashin**
You have a choice of strawberry and lemon.
**[05:22] Yurine**
Okay, then, lem—
**[05:23] Jashin**
Kori-chan's blood is strawberry syrup,
and her urine is lemon syrup.
**[05:28] Yurine**
Strawberry.
**[05:35] Yurine**
Huh, it really *is* strawberry syrup.
**[05:41] DevilA**
It's hot!
**[05:42] DevilA**
The hot summer season is the
best time to eat hot foods!
**[05:45] DevilA**
Hot! Hot! Hot!
**[05:52] Yurine**
A cool room and shaved ice...
This kid sure is useful.
**[05:56] Jashin**
She sure is.
**[05:58] Jashin**
And that's not all she can do.
**[06:01] Jashin**
Kori-chan, do the thing!
**[06:05] Jashin**
Huh?
**[06:08] Jashin**
You don't want to do that right now?
**[06:11] Jashin**
Don't give me that crap!
**[06:13] Jashin**
A low-ranking devil like you
is in no place to defy me!
**[06:17] Jashin**
Just do the thing right now! Do it!
**[06:21] Yurine**
Wait, Jashin-chan, that's going too far.
**[06:30] Yurine**
Snow?
**[06:31] Jashin**
See? Amazing, right?
**[06:33] Jashin**
Low-ranking devils need to be at least
this useful, or they're worthless!
**[06:38] Jashin**
You must be so happy you get the chance
to serve a high-ranking devil like me!
**[06:48] Jashin**
Wait, isn't this snow
getting a bit *too* intense?
**[06:52] Jashin**
Kori-chan, you can stop now.
**[06:56] Jashin**
You can stop.
**[07:00] Jashin**
I said stop right now!
**[07:03] Jashin**
Don't get cocky! When are you leaving, anyway?!
You're done here, so go home!
**[07:08] Yurine**
Hey, Jashin-chan, do you have to talk
to her like that? The poor thing.
**[07:11] Jashin**
There's nothing poor about her!
**[07:13] Jashin**
Anyone audacious enough
to defy me gets this!
**[07:16] Jashin**
Jashin-chan Ch—
**[07:21] DevilA**
Allow me to explain!
**[07:23] DevilA**
Jashin-chan shows no mercy
to small, low-ranking devils!
**[07:27] Jashin**
...op!
**[07:31] Jashin**
Let go!
**[07:35] Jashin**
You froze my arm...
**[07:39] Jashin**
You little brat!
**[07:45] Yurine**
Good for you. You're much cooler now.
**[07:54] Yurine**
Will she be able to regenerate?
***SIGN*** Something that
used to be called
Jashin-chan
**[07:59] Jashin**
Th-This is humiliating.
**[08:01] Yurine**
Sheesh.
***SIGN*** Kanda
***SIGN*** Suzuran
***SIGN*** Street
**[08:22] Pekola**
*S-So hungry...*
**[08:27] Pekola**
*A-Angels don't die, but still,*
**[08:30] Pekola**
* why are the humans*
* so indifferent to my suffering?*
**[08:34] Pekola**
*I'm clearly in very bad shape right now.*
**[08:41] Pekola**
*My Lord...*
**[08:43] Pekola**
*It seems humans have rotted to the core.*
**[08:46] Pekola**
*The time for final judgment may be near.*
**[09:04] Pekola**
*A-An angel?*
**[09:09] Yurine**
You okay, Pekola?
**[09:11] Pekola**
*The witch...*
**[09:17] DevilA**
The entrance to Bondy is around
the back of the Kanda Kosho Center.
**[09:21] DevilA**
You can't get there from the bookstore.
**[09:26] Pekola**
This potato is delicious.
**[09:28] Pekola**
But why would a curry
restaurant serve potatoes?
**[09:32] Yurine**
Don't talk with your mouth full.
**[09:35] Pekola**
Why do they serve potatoes?
**[09:37] Yurine**
I don't know.
**[09:41] Staff**
Thank you for waiting.
**[09:49] Yurine**
Go on, dig in. Curry tastes best when it's hot.
**[09:53] Pekola**
I will.
**[09:56] Pekola**
Delicious!
**[10:02] Pekola**
May I have another helping, please?
**[10:04] Yurine**
Sure. I'll take it out of
Jashin-chan's meal budget.
**[10:08] Pekola**
A refill, please!
**[10:10] Staff**
I'll be right with you.
**[10:11] Yurine**
Anyway, it doesn't seem very angelic
to stumble around town starving.
**[10:15] Yurine**
Seems more human.
**[10:21] Pekola**
Without my halo, I am as weak
and as fragile as a human.
***SIGN*** European Curry
***SIGN*** and Espresso Coffee Shop
***SIGN*** Bondy
**[10:27] Pekola**
If I had my halo, I could perform miracles,
**[10:29] Pekola**
like turning rocks into bread,
and water into wine...
***SIGN*** Um...
***SIGN*** Jinbocho Police Box
***SIGN*** May I ask a question?
***SIGN*** Does Jashin-chan live around here?
**[10:46] GuardA**
Jashin-chan?
***SIGN*** My mother sent me from Hell on an errand to find Jashin-chan.
**[10:56] GuardA**
Okay, then, you should stay
here for three days or so.
***SIGN*** Huh?
**[11:00] GuardB**
Yeah, I mean, you're pretty suspicious.
***SIGN*** Huh? But, um... Jashin-chan...
**[11:04] GuardB**
Yeah, yeah.
**[11:06] Yurine**
Are you full now?
**[11:08] Pekola**
Yes. I owe you. Thank—
**[11:12] Pekola**
Wait! An angel thanking a witch
is a betrayal of my Lord!
**[11:17] Pekola**
Oh, but she *did* feed me,
and I even begged for seconds!
***SIGN*** May I have
another
helping,
please?
**[11:21] Pekola**
What a grave sin I have committed!
**[11:25] Yurine**
You talk to yourself too much.
**[11:27] Pekola**
But it is true that this witch helped me.
**[11:32] Pekola**
Hanazono Yurine!
**[11:33] Pekola**
I have no choice but to thank you this time,
**[11:36] Pekola**
but this does not mean I've given up
on eradicating you and the devils!
**[11:41] Pekola**
One day, when I've found my halo
and gotten my powers back,
**[11:46] Pekola**
I swear I will eradicate all of you!
**[11:52] Yurine**
I hope you find your halo soon.
**[11:56] Pekola**
What are you saying? Are you crazy?!
**[11:59] Pekola**
Being around you throws me off-balance.
**[12:01] Pekola**
I'm going home!
**[12:04] Yurine**
She's always making a fuss.
**[12:06] Pekola**
*Oh, my Lord, what am I to do?*
**[12:10] Pekola**
* Is she truly my neighbor?*
* Even though she's a witch?*
**[12:14] Pekola**
*Ah, this world is so full of contradictions!*
**[12:22] Pekola**
My Lord, why did they serve potatoes?
**[12:30] Medusa**
Jashin-chan!
**[12:32] Medusa**
We're here!
**[12:34] Medusa**
Huh? Jashin-chan?
**[12:36] Minos**
What the heck? She invited us over,
and she's not even home?
**[12:39] Medusa**
Oh! Maybe...
**[12:41] Medusa**
...she's in here?
**[12:44] Medusa**
She isn't.
**[12:45] Medusa**
But she usually hides in there...
**[12:50] Jashin**
I'm right here!
**[12:53] Jashin**
I knew you wouldn't figure it out!
**[12:55] Jashin**
Medusa, you were all, like,
"But she usually hides in there..."
**[13:00] Jashin**
Well, I wasn't! I ain't gonna hide
in the same spot every time!
**[13:03] Jashin**
Try using your brain a little, moron!
**[13:05] Medusa**
I-I'll check under the tatami next time.
**[13:08] Minos**
Why were you hiding in there, though?
**[13:11] Jashin**
I'm glad you asked! If you wanna know why—
**[13:14] Medusa**
Oh! I know!
**[13:15] Medusa**
Your plan was to hide in there
and catch Yurine off-guard,
**[13:19] Medusa**
and you tested it out on us
to make sure it would work!
**[13:24] Medusa**
Huh?
**[13:27] Jashin**
How did you know?
**[13:28] Minos**
You know that plan's just gonna fail again.
**[13:32] Medusa**
Hey, Minos...
**[13:34] Medusa**
Just tell her to give up already, would you?
**[13:38] Jashin**
No! I'll never give up!
**[13:40] Jashin**
Anyway, you can leave now. The test is over.
**[13:43] Jashin**
Off you go!
**[13:49] Jashin**
*Any minute now...*
**[13:53] Yurine**
I'm home.
**[13:55] Yurine**
I sure am hungry.
**[13:57] Yurine**
It was half off tridents today,
so I bought one.
**[14:00] Yurine**
Oh, she's not here?
**[14:02] Jashin**
Huh? A trident?
**[14:04] Yurine**
Hup!
**[14:06] Yurine**
I'll stick it there for now.
**[14:09] Jashin**
* Who just sticks a trident in*
* their tatami floor "for now"?!*
**[14:15] Jashin**
* She doesn't seem to have*
* noticed, but I know Yurine.*
**[14:19] Jashin**
*It's possible she actually knows.*
**[14:23] Jashin**
*I should make sure.*
**[14:29] Jashin**
*Good. Looks like she really hasn't caught on.*
**[14:33] Jashin**
* Maybe I'll throw this*
* at her too, just for fun.*
**[14:36] Yurine**
Ow!
**[14:39] Yurine**
Huh? An avocado?
**[14:42] Yurine**
I'll eat this later.
**[14:44] Jashin**
* She still doesn't know!*
* And "I'll eat this later"?! What an idiot!*
**[14:48] Jashin**
*This plan is gonna work!*
**[14:50] Jashin**
*Now the show starts for real!*
**[14:52] Jashin**
*I'll sneak up close to her and use this.*
**[14:57] Jashin**
*And that's the end! Farewell, Yurine!*
***SIGN*** Yurine
***SIGN*** Yurine
***SIGN*** Yurine
***SIGN*** Yurine
**[15:20] Jashin**
H-Hi there.
**[15:24] Yurine**
Oh.
**[15:26] Yurine**
So that's what's going on.
**[15:28] Yurine**
I didn't think I'd get the chance
to test out my trident so soon.
**[15:34] Jashin**
Y-You might say you get to *try-dent* it, huh?
**[15:44] Yurine**
Let's... try!
***SIGN*** Gaaaaaaaah
***SIGN*** Gaaaaaaaah
***SIGN*** Gaaaaaaaah
***SIGN*** Gaaaaaaaah
**[15:48] Minos**
I knew her plan would fail.
**[15:50] Medusa**
This is why I wanted her to give up.
**[15:58] Yurine**
Hup, hup...
**[15:59] Jashin**
What's that?
**[16:01] Yurine**
A tomahawk. It was 80%
off at the weapon shop.
**[16:17] Medusa**
Hello, Jashin-chan?
**[16:18] Jashin**
*Medusa?! Get over here right now!*
**[16:20] Medusa**
Huh? What's—
**[16:22] Jashin**
*We'll talk later!*
**[16:24] Medusa**
Jashin-chan?
**[16:26] Hashira**
Mufwuh?!
**[16:28] Hashira**
Why do you have such a cute voice?!
**[16:30] Hashira**
You sound *just* like my favorite voice
actress, Miyu-tan! Why's that on your head?
**[16:34] Medusa**
No... Stop! Not my face!
***SIGN*** Momantai
***SIGN*** Momantai
**[16:36] Hashira**
It's fine, it's fine!
**[16:38] Hashira**
With a voice *that* cute,
you'll still look cute, even if you're not!
**[16:44] Hashira**
M-Moe!
**[16:51] Medusa**
I did try to warn you...
**[16:54] Medusa**
Oh, right! I need to get over
to Jashin-chan's, quick!
**[17:00] Yurine**
Here you go.
**[17:02] Medusa**
Thank you.
**[17:03] Yurine**
Well, there are a lot of people in Tokyo.
**[17:06] Yurine**
Don't worry so much about
petrifying a person or two.
**[17:09] Medusa**
Right...
**[17:10] Yurine**
Anyway, where'd she take off to
after calling you over here?
**[17:14] Yurine**
Jashin-chan really is scum.
**[17:17] Medusa**
It's okay. I'm used to it.
**[17:21] Medusa**
Yummy.
**[17:22] Yurine**
You're used to it?
**[17:24] Yurine**
Does she put you through hell that often?
**[17:26] Medusa**
Huh? Oh, no, not really.
**[17:30] Yurine**
No? But she's always been like that, right?
**[17:34] Medusa**
Hmm... Yeah, I guess she has.
**[17:37] Medusa**
Even back in Hell Elementary School...
**[17:41] Medusa**
Jashin-chan once got violent and
knocked over a statue in the courtyard.
**[17:47] (Flashback) Slime**
Who broke this gargoyle statue?!
**[17:51] Yurine**
She hasn't changed at all.
**[17:53] Medusa**
Oh, but whenever Jashin-chan
was mean to weaker devils...
**[17:59] (Flashback) Jashin**
You're just a stupid goblin!
How dare you score higher than me?!
**[18:02] (Flashback) Medusa**
Wait, Jashin-chan!
**[18:04] (Flashback) Jashin**
You're just a moron! Take that!
**[18:06] (Flashback) Goblin Dad**
Did my son do something to you?
**[18:09] (Flashback) Jashin**
I-I didn't want to do it!
Medusa ordered me to!
**[18:13] (Flashback) Medusa**
Hey!
**[18:15] Medusa**
They're nice memories.
**[18:16] Yurine**
How?
**[18:17] Medusa**
Oh, come to think of it,
we once got stuck in a hole, too.
**[18:26] (Flashback) Jashin**
See ya! Neener neener!
**[18:27] (Flashback) Medusa**
Wait! Don't leave me!
**[18:30] Medusa**
I was found three days later.
**[18:34] Medusa**
And also...
**[18:35] (Flashback) Jashin**
You can do whatever you want
to this girl! Just let me go!
**[18:39] (Flashback) Medusa**
No way!
**[18:40] Medusa**
That happened once, too.
**[18:42] Medusa**
And also...
**[18:43] Yurine**
I've heard enough.
She's put you through way too much.
**[18:47] Medusa**
You think so?
**[18:48] Yurine**
I mean, she *is* a devil, so maybe being
cowardly and cunning isn't a problem...
**[18:53] (Flashback) Jashin**
Hi! I'm a coward!
***SIGN*** Hi! I'm a
coward!
**[18:56] Yurine**
Why are you still with her after
she betrayed you that many times?
**[19:00] Yurine**
Are you a total M?
**[19:06] Yurine**
So in the end, Jashin-chan really is scum.
**[19:09] Medusa**
But she has her cute side, too.
**[19:12] Yurine**
Oh?
**[19:13] Medusa**
Whenever she's in trouble or discouraged,
she always depends on me!
**[19:23] DevilA**
This is strictly her own vision!
**[19:28] DevilA**
Damn...
**[19:32] (Flashback) Jashin**
Medusa!
**[19:35] (Flashback) Jashin**
Wait for me!
**[19:39] (Flashback) Jashin**
Don't abandon me!
**[19:40] (Flashback) Jashin**
You're all I've got in the whole world!
**[19:44] (Flashback) Jashin**
I'm really sorry for all the
trouble I've caused you!
**[19:48] (Flashback) Jashin**
But you must understand how I feel, right?!
You're the only one who can!
**[20:00] Medusa**
When I see her like that, I think, "Aw,
Jashin-chan really is hopeless without me."
**[20:14] Yurine**
You'd better watch yourself.
You're the kind of girl bad guys are drawn to.
**[20:19] Medusa**
Huh? Oh, uh, okay. I'll be careful.
**[20:22] Jashin**
I'm home!
**[20:24] Medusa**
Oh, she's back!
**[20:25] Yurine**
It was wrong of you to call
Medusa over and then leave.
**[20:29] Jashin**
That doesn't matter.
**[20:31] Jashin**
Medusa is ranked lower than me,
so I can make her wait.
**[20:35] Medusa**
Welcome back, Jashin-chan.
**[20:37] Medusa**
What did you go out to do?
***SIGN*** 10,000 Yen
***SIGN*** 10,000 Yen
**[20:39] Medusa**
Um, this is all the money
I have for you today...
***SIGN*** 10,000 Yen
***SIGN*** 10,000 Yen
***SIGN*** 10,000 Yen
***SIGN*** 10,000 Yen
***SIGN*** 10,000 Yen
***SIGN*** 10,000 Yen
**[20:42] Jashin**
Idiot! Don't give me that in front of Yurine!
**[20:44] Medusa**
S-Sorry...
**[20:46] Jashin**
Nobody asked you for money!
**[20:49] Jashin**
But I know you're just showing me
how you feel, so I'll accept it.
**[20:53] Medusa**
If you didn't want money,
why did you want me to come over?
**[20:56] Medusa**
You know... I can't get you anything
that would violate the laws of Hell...
**[21:01] Jashin**
We can discuss that later!
**[21:03] Jashin**
I wanted to talk
about this today.
**[21:05] Jashin**
I got it for you at an arcade in Bukuro.
**[21:09] Jashin**
It's the thing you said
was cute the other day.
***SIGN*** Human
**[21:13] Jashin**
A Pandaman plushie.
**[21:17] Medusa**
Jashin-chan, you remembered!
**[21:20] Jashin**
I won it with the money I got from you.
**[21:23] Jashin**
It's all yours.
**[21:27] Medusa**
Thank you, Jashin-chan!
**[21:33] Jashin**
Get off me! Don't let it go to your head!
**[21:37] Jashin**
I only did it because getting you
indebted to me will benefit me later!
**[21:41] Jashin**
Nothing more, nothing less.
**[21:45] Medusa**
Yay! It still makes me happy!
**[21:47] Jashin**
I said get off me!
**[21:52] Yurine**
* At first glance,*
* this looks like a happy ending,*
**[21:55] Yurine**
*but it really isn't.*
**[21:57] Yurine**
*The way this looks...*
**[21:59] Jashin**
Medusa!
**[22:01] Yurine**
*I've seen it before...*
**[23:40] Jashin**
Winter arrives, and the town
is all excited for Christmas.
**[23:44] Jashin**
In one corner of the big city,
far from the hustle and bustle,
**[23:47] Jashin**
a girl cries and laments how poor she is.
**[23:49] Jashin**
*Dropkick on My Devil* returns next time
with a camel clutch on your heart!
# E3 -
Source: [Crunchyroll](https://www.crunchyroll.com/watch/G2XU0DKZX/)
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**[00:05] Yurine**
Minos?
**[00:07] Yurine**
What're you doing?
**[00:08] Minos**
Oh, Yurine-chan.
**[00:11] Minos**
I'm cooking spiny lobsters.
**[00:14] Minos**
Ta-da!
**[00:18] Yurine**
Aren't those crayfish—
**[00:19] Minos**
When I said I wanted to eat
spiny lobster, Jashin-chan said:
**[00:24] (Flashback) Jashin**
I caught a bunch of 'em at the
Shimizu Moat, not far from here!
**[00:28] Minos**
Then she gave me all these!
***SIGN*** HEAPING
***SIGN*** HEAPING
***SIGN*** HEAPING
***SIGN*** HEAPING
**[00:32] Minos**
Want some, Yurine-chan?
**[00:33] Yurine**
No, thanks.
**[00:34] Minos**
I'll cook you one!
**[00:34] Yurine**
No, thanks.
**[00:36] Minos**
Ooh, looks like they're just about ready.
**[00:40] Minos**
Okay, wait just a sec... Ow, that's hot...
**[00:43] Minos**
There!
**[00:46] Minos**
Yum! You can't go wrong with spiny lobster!
**[00:51] Yurine**
*Are crayfish actually good?*
**[00:52] Minos**
You should try it, Yurine-chan!
**[00:53] Yurine**
No, thanks.
**[00:54] Minos**
It's so crunchy...
**[00:58] DevilA**
It's actually pretty good.
**[02:43] Girl**
Hey, aren't you gonna buy me a present?
**[02:45] Guy**
Yeah, of course I am.
**[02:48] Girl**
Really? I'm so happy!
**[02:51] Pekola**
*Oh, right.*
**[02:53] Pekola**
*It's the Christmas season.*
***SIGN*** Gurgle
***SIGN*** m 0 0 l 100 0 100 100 0 100
***SIGN*** m 0 0 l 100 0 100 100 0 100
**[03:01] Pekola**
I'm a very peckish Pekola.
**[03:06] Pekola**
It's the Christmas season,
**[03:09] Pekola**
and I'm eating bread crusts again today.
**[03:15] Pekola**
My Lord endured hardships, too.
**[03:17] Pekola**
I'm blessed to have any food at all!
**[03:24] Pekola**
So cold...
**[03:26] Kento**
Hey, so what do you want for Christmas?
**[03:29] Daisuke**
Hmm... Wealth, fame, and status, I guess.
**[03:32] Kento**
Wow, you're such a grown-up.
**[03:35] Daisuke**
I'm sure Santa can manage something.
**[03:37] Kento**
Then... I guess I want love.
**[03:40] Daisuke**
Dude, that sounds so cool!
**[03:42] Kento**
Yeah. I just want love.
**[03:45] Daisuke**
You're so cool!
**[03:46] Pekola**
*Santa... He must mean Saint Nicholas.*
**[03:50] Pekola**
*He has a rough life, too.*
**[03:52] Pekola**
* How is he ever going to grant*
* these children's wishes?*
**[03:55] Pekola**
*I'd like something with lots of flavor.*
**[03:59] Pekola**
* Expecting a Christmas present when*
* I'm not even human? What am I thinking?*
**[04:05] Pekola**
Getting presents isn't even
the point of Christmas, anyway.
**[04:11] Pekola**
It's stuck in my throat! C-Can't breathe!
**[04:14] Pekola**
Drink... Drink... Need a drink...
**[04:21] Pekola**
That was a close call.
**[04:24] Pekola**
I almost drank all of it.
**[04:26] Pekola**
I needed it to last the entire day...
**[04:30] Pekola**
I'm blessed to have any food at all.
**[04:34] Pekola**
But I want to eat something
with lots of flavor, like curry...
**[04:39] Pekola**
Does Santa not come to angels like me?
**[04:43] Jashin**
So good...
**[04:46] Pekola**
That aroma...
**[04:47] Jashin**
So good...
**[04:50] Pekola**
Curry?!
**[04:51] Jashin**
This curry's so good.
**[04:53] Pekola**
*It's Hanazono Yurine's familiar. When did she...*
**[04:56] Pekola**
* Wait, that hat...*
* Is she one of Nicholas's helpers?*
**[04:57] Jashin**
So good! This extra-large
take-out curry is so good!
**[05:00] Pekola**
*Did Santa send her here... for me?*
**[05:05] Jashin**
It was so good, I wolfed it all
down in the blink of an eye.
**[05:08] Pekola**
Nope.
**[05:10] Jashin**
Guess I'll just eat the second one, too.
**[05:12] Jashin**
It smells wonderful!
**[05:16] Pekola**
Curry...
**[05:20] Jashin**
Juicy!
**[05:22] Pekola**
Juicy...
**[05:26] Jashin**
What are you looking at?
**[05:28] Jashin**
You can't have any.
**[05:29] Pekola**
*I-I couldn't help it... How shameful of me.*
**[05:40] Jashin**
Those look good.
**[05:43] Jashin**
Give them to me.
**[05:45] Pekola**
H-Haven't you had plenty to
eat already? This is all I have!
**[05:50] Jashin**
But I already finished mine,
so give me yours.
**[05:53] Pekola**
How greedy! You'll go to Hell!
**[05:56] Jashin**
Huh? I was born in Hell.
**[05:59] Jashin**
Whatever! I haven't had enough to eat!
**[06:03] Pekola**
S-Stop! This is the only food I have!
**[06:06] Jashin**
Shut up! Give it!
**[06:10] Pekola**
M-My precious milk!
**[06:14] Jashin**
Your back's wide open!
**[06:16] Jashin**
Merry Christmas!
**[06:25] Jashin**
Gotcha!
**[06:26] Jashin**
Yum!
**[06:28] Jashin**
This food I just stole tastes so good!
**[06:30] Jashin**
It's a bit dry, but incredibly delicious!
**[06:33] Pekola**
Th-That's playing dirty...
**[06:35] Jashin**
It's your own fault for turning
your back on your enemy.
**[06:39] Jashin**
Also, "dirty" is a compliment to a devil—
**[06:41] Pekola**
Give it back!
**[06:42] Pekola**
I need that food!
**[06:44] Jashin**
I'm not scared of an angel with no halo!
**[06:48] Yurine**
What are you doing?
**[06:51] Jashin**
Yurine!
**[06:52] Yurine**
I told you to buy the curry and take it
home while I buy the chicken, didn't I?
**[06:56] Pekola**
The witch... Hanazono Yurine.
**[06:58] Jashin**
I-I don't know.
**[07:02] Yurine**
What?
**[07:02] Jashin**
I don't know.
**[07:06] Yurine**
You ate the curry?
**[07:08] Jashin**
I don't know!
**[07:10] Yurine**
Both of them?
**[07:11] Jashin**
I don't know anything!
**[07:13] Jashin**
Who is this? Where am I?
**[07:17] Jashin**
I don't know...
**[07:19] Jashin**
Oh! She ate it!
**[07:22] Jashin**
She's tiny, but she's got a huge
appetite! I told her to stop, but—
**[07:25] Yurine**
Jashin-chan.
**[07:28] Yurine**
Why do you tell me lies like this?
**[07:30] Jashin**
I give! I give! I ate the curry!
**[07:33] Yurine**
And?
**[07:44] Yurine**
Honestly...
**[07:47] Yurine**
As punishment, you don't get any chicken.
**[07:49] Jashin**
Oh, no...
**[07:51] Pekola**
Tako... takoyaki...
I want... tako... takoyaki...
**[07:57] Yurine**
Pekola.
**[08:00] Yurine**
Seems Jashin-chan was
causing trouble for you.
**[08:04] Yurine**
Take this as an apology.
**[08:06] Yurine**
It's Jashin-chan's share of the chicken.
**[08:09] Pekola**
Food with flavor!
**[08:11] Pekola**
I-I don't want it!
**[08:13] Pekola**
I can't accept charity from a witch!
**[08:17] Pekola**
I may be living in the human
realm now, but I'm an angel.
**[08:20] Pekola**
B-Besides, it might be poisoned.
**[08:24] Yurine**
It's not charity. It's an apology.
**[08:27] Yurine**
It's up to you whether you eat it or not.
**[08:32] Yurine**
Come on, Jashin-chan. We're going home.
**[08:35] Yurine**
We're gonna go home and decorate.
**[08:38] Yurine**
Maybe I'll use you as the tree.
**[08:48] Pekola**
*Chicken! Food with flavor!*
**[08:51] Pekola**
* Hanazono Yurine... You're a witch,*
* but it's almost like you're Santa Claus!*
**[08:54] Yurine**
Maybe my present to Beth will be your flesh.
**[08:58] Jashin**
Please no.
**[09:03] Yurine**
Like it?
**[09:05] Yurine**
You can eat all you want.
**[09:09] Yurine**
Hey, Jashin-chan, did you know?
**[09:13] Yurine**
The reason Santa Claus's outfit is red...
**[09:17] Yurine**
is because it's soaked with blood.
**[09:22] Yurine**
Merry Christmas.
**[09:25] DevilA**
Very Chrismimas!
***SIGN*** Jashin-chan... Where are you?
***SIGN*** Jashin-chan... Jashin-chan...
***SIGN*** Jashin-chan... Jashin-chan....
**[09:40] DevilA**
Have you ever collapsed on the
street calling out Jashin-chan's name?
***SIGN*** Jashin-chan... Jashin-chan...
**[09:50] Jashin**
No, but I've been crucified.
**[09:56] DevilA**
The seasons change in the blink of an eye.
It's the height of autumn now.
**[10:13] Jashin**
My training is done.
**[10:15] Jashin**
I've come pretty far with the unique
breathing technique I invented.
**[10:20] Jashin**
These abs will put a lot
more power into my dropkick.
**[10:24] Jashin**
Yurine! Try punching my belly.
I want to test out these abs of steel.
**[10:30] Yurine**
All right.
**[10:38] Yurine**
Jashin-chan?
**[10:43] Yurine**
Coming.
**[10:46] Yusa**
Hello. My name is Yusa.
**[10:50] Yusa**
My younger sister visited you a while ago.
**[10:53] Yurine**
Yusa? Uh...
**[10:57] Yurine**
Oh.
**[11:00] Jashin**
Help yourselves.
**[11:01] Yusa**
Oh, don't go out of your way.
***SIGN*** m 0 0 l 0 0 l 23 0 b 24 0 24 1 24 1 l 24 14 b 24 15 23 15 23 15 l -21 15 b -21 15 -22 15 -22 14 l -22 1 b -22 1 -22 1 -22 1 b -22 1 -22 0 -21 0 l -21 0 b -21 0 -21 0 -21 0 b -21 0 -21 0 -21 0
***SIGN*** Regained Consciousness
**[11:04] Jashin**
* I can't believe I have to serve*
* the cake I wanted all for myself!*
**[11:08] Jashin**
* I would've eaten it before my ab training*
* if I knew this would happen!*
**[11:15] Yurine**
Kori-chan was a big help back in summer.
**[11:21] Yurine**
By the way, um... It's really cold,
so could you stop the blizzard?
**[11:26] Yusa**
Oh, I'm sorry.
**[11:29] Yurine**
Anyway, you say you're sisters,
but are you even, uh... the same race,
**[11:34] Yurine**
or even the same class of creature?
**[11:37] Yusa**
Yes. As ice devils, our appearances
change as we mature.
**[11:43] Yusa**
Even as children, we have
a certain degree of power,
**[11:47] Yusa**
but upon reaching adulthood,
we take on adult forms like I have,
**[11:51] Yusa**
receive names,
and become full-fledged devils.
**[11:54] DevilA**
By the way, in human years, ice devils
reach adulthood around the age of 15.
**[12:00] Yurine**
Oh, I see.
**[12:05] Yurine**
In that case, when it's
time to name Kori-chan,
**[12:08] Yurine**
why not name her Koji?
***SIGN*** Name
***SIGN*** Yusa
***SIGN*** Koji
**[12:12] Yusa**
The name "Koji" isn't usually
given to girls, is it?
**[12:17] Yurine**
That's true.
**[12:18] Jashin**
*Koji?*
**[12:19] Yurine**
Anyway, what brings you here today?
**[12:22] Yusa**
Well, I hate to inconvenience you
by showing up unannounced,
**[12:27] Yusa**
but my sister begged me
to bring her to see you.
**[12:30] Yusa**
This isn't much, but please accept it.
**[12:33] Yusa**
And...
**[12:35] Yusa**
I hear that young lady there took
especially good care of my sister,
**[12:39] Yusa**
so I wanted to thank her.
**[12:45] Jashin**
* Wh-Who is this lady? She's looking*
* at me with pure murder in her eyes!*
**[12:50] Jashin**
*She didn't come here to kill me, did she?!*
**[12:53] Jashin**
* Adult ice devils are among*
* the highest classes of devils!*
**[12:57] Jashin**
*If I screw up, I could get killed for real!*
***SIGN*** Jashin-chan always runs away
***SIGN*** from strong devils
***SIGN*** Jashin-chan always runs away
***SIGN*** from strong devils
***SIGN*** Jashin-chan always runs away
***SIGN*** from strong devils
***SIGN*** Jashin-chan always runs away
***SIGN*** from strong devils
***SIGN*** Jashin-chan always runs away
***SIGN*** from strong devils
**[13:01] Yurine**
Jashin-chan, did you do something to her?
**[13:08] Yurine**
What?
**[13:09] Yurine**
She played a whistle candy in your
ear even though you begged her not to,
**[13:12] Jashin**
Starting today, you're worth 95 yen!
**[13:13] Yurine**
and stuck the price sticker
from a snack bun on your back?
**[13:16] Jashin**
Damn it, Koji! Don't tattle!
**[13:19] Yurine**
You do the dumbest things.
**[13:22] Yusa**
Ever since then, she gets scared
whenever she hears a whistle,
**[13:26] Yusa**
and she can't even go to
a grocery store without panicking.
**[13:30] Jashin**
That's gotta be a lie!
**[13:31] Jashin**
It's her own fault! She's a low-ranking devil,
and she wouldn't do what I said!
**[13:38] Yusa**
You deign to insult her again?
**[13:40] Yusa**
An insult to my sister is an insult
to the proud race of the ice devils!
**[13:44] Jashin**
What's your race got to be so proud of?
**[13:47] Jashin**
You've got faces like moles.
**[13:49] Jashin**
Is that a face to be proud of?
**[13:52] Yusa**
Moles? Did you just say "moles"?
**[13:56] Yusa**
I was planning to just
return home quietly today,
**[14:00] Yusa**
but you brought up the one thing we ice
devils are the most self-conscious about.
**[14:05] Jashin**
What's your problem?!
Just "return home quietly," then!
***SIGN*** Blanket
**[14:08] Jashin**
Also, it's freezing!
**[14:11] Jashin**
* Koji's one thing, but there's*
* no way I can beat this one!*
**[14:15] Jashin**
* What can I do? Think!*
* There must be a way!*
**[14:19] Jashin**
*There has to be something I can...*
**[14:22] Jashin**
*That's it!*
**[14:23] Jashin**
Hey! What's that?!
**[14:26] Jashin**
Morons! There's nothing there!
**[14:28] Jashin**
This is the end, Koji!
**[14:30] Jashin**
I'm gonna hit your unguarded back
**[14:32] Jashin**
with the dropkick I've powered up
by strengthening my abs!
**[14:37] Jashin**
And when she sees you're dead, your sister
will be overcome with grief and despair!
**[14:41] Jashin**
She'll be so shattered, I'll be able to beat
both of you without even fighting!
**[14:46] Jashin**
Also, your—
***SIGN*** CLINK
***SIGN*** CLINK
***SIGN*** CLINK
**[14:59] Yurine**
Aw, man. Not again.
**[15:01] Jashin**
*My stronger abs didn't do me any good at all.*
**[15:19] Yurine**
Is this enough for you to let
Jashin-chan off the hook for today?
**[15:23] Yusa**
Yes. My sister is overjoyed
to see you again, anyway.
**[15:36] Jashin**
My roll cake stood up! My roll cake stood up!
**[15:40] Jashin**
It stood up! It stood up!
It stood up! It stood up!
***SIGN*** Hell
Bank
***SIGN*** Jinbocho Branch
**[15:48] Medusa**
Here. I brought your money.
***SIGN*** To
Jashin-chan
***SIGN*** From
Medusa
**[15:51] Jashin**
Are you stupid?! Don't give it
to me *here*! Yurine will hear you!
**[15:55] Medusa**
Sorry...
**[15:56] Yurine**
I already heard.
**[15:58] Yurine**
You're extorting Medusa again?
**[16:00] Jashin**
N-No, no! This is money I lent to her...
**[16:05] Yurine**
You're garbage through and through.
**[16:08] Jashin**
*She knows.*
**[16:10] Jashin**
I-I'm just borrowing a little bit.
**[16:13] Jashin**
I always return it to her.
**[16:15] Jashin**
Just last week, I returned the
40 yen she lent me 100 years ago.
**[16:20] Yurine**
I bet that was a starting wage 100 years ago.
**[16:23] Medusa**
I don't really mind if she doesn't return it.
**[16:27] Jashin**
Right?! It's better to accept that
money lent out will never come back!
**[16:33] Yurine**
You're in no position to say that.
**[16:37] Yurine**
Medusa, don't you think
you're too soft on Jashin-chan?
**[16:41] Yurine**
What if she becomes an even bigger scumbag?
**[16:43] Medusa**
What?! An even *bigger*
scumbag?! I don't want that!
**[16:47] Yurine**
Right? So you need to be firm with her.
**[16:51] Jashin**
What's this, Medusa?
You gonna do what Yurine says?
**[16:55] Jashin**
Not me, who you've been with
for thousands of years, but *Yurine*?
**[17:00] Medusa**
U-Um...
**[17:02] Jashin**
You treacherous coward!
**[17:03] Jashin**
Again, you're in no position to say that.
**[17:06] Medusa**
I-It's not like that!
**[17:07] Medusa**
I'm just worried about you!
**[17:10] Jashin**
Liar!
**[17:10] Jashin**
You're just always high
on your own good girl act!
**[17:24] Medusa**
Jashin-chan, you jerk!
**[17:27] Medusa**
I don't care what happens to you anymore!
I'm never coming back to the human realm!
**[17:35] Jashin**
Fine, stupid! Never come back, then!
**[17:40] Yurine**
Oh, boy.
**[17:46] Jashin**
I think... I went a little too far.
**[17:51] Jashin**
Medusa...
**[17:54] Jashin**
Medusa hates me now.
**[17:58] Jashin**
And Medusa was...
**[18:02] Jashin**
She was my precious...
**[18:05] Jashin**
My precious...
**[18:08] Jashin**
My precious ATM.
**[18:09] Yurine**
That's where you were going?
**[18:17] DevilA**
And... cheese!
**[18:19] DevilA**
I recommend the extra-cheesy pizza toast!
**[18:23] DevilA**
It's tasty!
**[18:29] Jashin**
I can't keep going if I don't drink!
**[18:32] Jashin**
What does she mean, she's never
coming back to the human realm?
**[18:36] Jashin**
She could just send me money
monthly via Hell registered mail, then!
**[18:40] Jashin**
It's not is if I want to see her, anyway!
**[18:46] Jashin**
Barkeep! Another
strawberry juice from the tap!
**[18:49] Master**
You've had too much to
drink, Jashin-chan-san.
**[18:52] Jashin**
You don't need to worry about me!
**[18:54] Jashin**
I'm not gonna get sick
drinking strawberry juice!
**[18:58] Master**
Actually...
**[18:59] Master**
I'm not worried about you.
**[19:01] Master**
I'm worried there won't be
any left for my other customers.
**[19:05] Jashin**
Huh? Oh... I see.
**[19:13] Jashin**
I don't even have the will to walk.
**[19:26] Jashin**
I'm so pathetic!
**[19:28] Jashin**
Medusa's abandoned me, and the
barkeep isn't even worried about me!
**[19:33] Jashin**
I'm... I'm...
**[19:37] Jashin**
Did I do something *so* bad?!
**[19:39] Jashin**
I mean, maybe I did, but still!
**[19:43] Jashin**
Come on, love me!
You could love me, couldn't you?
**[19:47] Jashin**
Couldn't you?!
**[19:49] Jashin**
Love me! Love me!
**[19:52] Jashin**
Love me for who I am!
**[19:53] Ichiro**
Wh-Who even *are* you?!
**[19:55] Jashin**
Let it go... Just leggo! I'm so lonely!
**[20:02] Ichiro**
"Leggo"? You're lonely and
want to go to Legoland?
**[20:05] Medusa**
Jashin-chan.
**[20:07] Jashin**
I'm hearing things now.
**[20:10] Jashin**
I'm losing my mind.
**[20:12] Medusa**
Jashin-chan.
**[20:13] Jashin**
Medusa's voice...
**[20:17] Jashin**
It wasn't...
**[20:19] Jashin**
my imagination?
**[20:21] Medusa**
I came to bring you home, Jashin-chan.
**[20:24] Jashin**
Y-You came back, ATM?
**[20:28] Yurine**
Medusa was so worried about you,
she came back moments after she left.
**[20:33] Jashin**
A... T...
**[20:36] Jashin**
It was all my fault! Forgive me, AT...
**[20:39] Jashin**
I mean, Medusa!
**[20:41] Medusa**
I know, Jashin-chan.
**[20:44] Medusa**
You're hopeless without me.
**[20:47] Jashin**
Uh-huh! I adore you, Medusa!
**[20:51] Jashin**
I... adore this... Medusa...
***SIGN*** I Adore This Medusa!
**[20:56] Jashin**
I adore this Medusa!
**[20:59] Jashin**
Ah-Tuh-Muh!
**[21:02] Jashin**
ATM!
**[21:06] Crowd**
ATM! ATM!
**[21:10] Crowd**
ATM! ATM! ATM!
**[21:22] Medusa**
Jashin-chan, I bet you're hungry, right?
**[21:25] Medusa**
Let's have curry on the way home.
**[21:28] Medusa**
What's wrong?
**[21:29] Jashin**
I spent all the money you loaned me
on 100 cups of strawberry juice.
**[21:36] Medusa**
You don't need to worry
about that. I'll pay for it.
**[21:41] Jashin**
Okay! I really do need you
in my life, Medusa!
**[21:47] Jashin**
I adore you, Medusa!
**[21:50] Medusa**
You really are hopeless
without me, aren't you?
**[21:54] Yurine**
*Oh, great.*
**[21:55] Yurine**
* Jashin-chan's descent into*
* scumbaggery is accelerating.*
**[21:56] Medusa**
Where should we get curry?
**[21:58] Jashin**
I want Bondy today!
***SIGN*** Scum
**[22:00] Medusa**
Okay!
***SIGN*** Scum
***SIGN*** Scum
**[22:04] Jashin**
Medusa!
**[22:06] Medusa**
Jashin-chan!
**[23:40] Jashin**
There is a woman who seduces devils.
**[23:43] Jashin**
Love and hate are two sides of the same coin.
**[23:45] Jashin**
That woman attempts to kill
a devil out of beastly love.
**[23:50] Jashin**
*Dropkick on My Devil* returns next
time with a backdrop to your heart!
# E4 -
Source: [Crunchyroll](https://www.crunchyroll.com/watch/G8WUN0X9V/)
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**[01:34] DevilA**
It started as a black market
after World War II,
**[01:37] DevilA**
then it became Electric Town,
**[01:39] DevilA**
and then a computer town.
**[01:42] DevilA**
And now, it's the biggest
otaku city in the world.
**[01:46] DevilA**
It is Akihabara.
***SIGN*** Akihabara
Gachapon Hall
**[01:49] DevilA**
More than 400 gachapon
machines can be found here.
***SIGN*** Akihabara
Gachapon Hall
**[01:53] DevilA**
You're sure to find something you want.
***SIGN*** Mongolian Death Worm
***SIGN*** Figure
***SIGN*** Set 1
***SIGN*** Collect All 9
***SIGN*** Skyfish
***SIGN*** Flat-
woods
***SIGN*** Monster
***SIGN*** Nessie
***SIGN*** Minnesota Iceman
***SIGN*** Chupacabra
***SIGN*** Tsuchi-
noko
***SIGN*** RARE!!
***SIGN*** Mothman
***SIGN*** Shadow People
**[01:57] Jashin**
If I get this on my next spin, I die.
***SIGN*** Insert Coins
**[02:05] Jashin**
I'm safe!
**[02:07] Jashin**
A skyfish, though?
**[02:09] Jashin**
The "If I get this next, I die" rule
adds an extra thrill to this game
**[02:13] Jashin**
and makes it even more fun.
**[02:16] Jashin**
Not like I'd actually die, anyway.
**[02:21] Jashin**
I just keep getting dupes of this one.
**[02:25] Jashin**
Whoa!
**[02:26] Jashin**
Hey, dumbass! Can't you see
there's a devil lying on the street here?!
**[02:31] Jashin**
You shouldn't be driving!
Run into a power pole and die!
**[02:34] DevilA**
Folks, never lie down in the
street or curse at people.
**[02:41] DevilA**
Another dupe!
**[02:42] DevilA**
Go to Hell, damn it! Bah!
**[02:47] Jashin**
I'd have the full set if I could
just get that rare tsuchinoko...
**[02:57] Jashin**
I don't need a live one. No live ones.
**[03:02] Jashin**
Live pets aren't allowed
in Yurine's building.
**[03:05] Jashin**
Beth is an exception, but that's it.
**[03:08] Jashin**
I'll try a couple more times.
**[03:11] Jashin**
Oh, I only have enough left to buy dinner.
**[03:15] Jashin**
But it won't hurt to use just a little of it.
**[03:18] (Flashback) Yurine**
If you spend that money
on anything but groceries,
**[03:21] (Flashback) Yurine**
I'll throw you into the wood chipper.
**[03:23] (Flashback) Yurine**
wood chipper
**[03:25] (Flashback) Yurine**
wood chipper
**[03:26] Jashin**
Wood chipper...
**[03:32] DevilA**
A wood chipper is a machine that's
only for chopping wood into tiny pieces.
**[03:36] DevilA**
If you use it for the wrong purposes,
you're going to Hell!
**[03:39] DevilA**
Get it? To Hell, 'cause she's a devil.
**[03:43] Jashin**
If I use this money,
I'll be in big trouble.
**[03:47] Jashin**
So I won't.
**[03:48] Yoshihiko**
Excuse me.
**[03:50] Yoshihiko**
I want to use that machine.
**[03:52] Jashin**
Oh... Sure. Go ahead.
**[03:55] Jashin**
I wanna do it, but... I guess I won't.
**[04:00] Yoshihiko**
I got the tsuchinoko!
**[04:01] Jashin**
*What?!*
**[04:03] Jashin**
*You've gone and done it now!*
**[04:05] Yoshihiko**
Now I've got the whole set!
**[04:06] Jashin**
* I tried all those times for the tsuchinoko,*
* and he gets it just like that?!*
**[04:12] Jashin**
*Ah, I want it so bad!*
**[04:14] Jashin**
* Not having the tsuchinoko*
* makes it look even more alluring!*
**[04:19] Jashin**
*Okay, I'll just kill him!*
**[04:21] Jashin**
* That tsuchinoko's so valuable, I'll kill*
* him if that's what it takes to steal it!*
**[04:25] Jashin**
* No, wait. Maybe I should use a more*
* intelligent method to steal it?*
**[04:30] Jashin**
* As a high-ranking devil of superior*
* intelligence, I am a brilliant strategist.*
**[04:35] Jashin**
Oh, wow!
**[04:37] Jashin**
It's the rare tsuchinoko!
**[04:40] Jashin**
Can I please see it for just a second?
**[04:43] Yoshihiko**
Sure. Here.
**[04:53] Jashin**
Okay, here you go.
**[04:55] Yoshihiko**
What the hell did you
do that for, you snake?!
**[04:58] Yoshihiko**
That's disgusting, damn it!
**[05:05] Yoshihiko**
This woman is total scum!
**[05:06] Yoshihiko**
I don't want that stupid
thing anymore, you moron!
**[05:14] Jashin**
"Total scum" is a compliment
to us devils, little boy.
**[05:19] Jashin**
My plan was a success!
The tsuchinoko is mine! Yay! Yay!
**[05:24] Jashin**
Now to buy those groceries and go home.
**[05:26] Jashin**
La, la, la, la, la!
***SIGN*** Meat Pavilion Yukio
***SIGN*** Meat Pavilion Yukio
***SIGN*** Meat Pavilion Yukio
***SIGN*** Meat Pavilion Yukio
***SIGN*** Meat Pavilion Yukio
**[05:33] Jashin**
I got great meat for a great price.
**[05:36] Jashin**
And I got my tsuchinoko! What a happy day!
**[05:41] (Flashback) Yoshihiko**
This woman is total scum!
**[05:44] Jashin**
Huh?
**[05:49] Jashin**
But now that the moment's passed,
was it worth stealing?
**[05:53] Jashin**
And now, every time I see it, I'll remember
being slugged and insulted by that kid.
**[06:01] Jashin**
I'll put it somewhere out
of sight when I get home.
**[06:06] Mei**
Hey! You there!
**[06:08] Mei**
I'm talking to you, snake! Stop right there!
**[06:19] Yurine**
I don't know this number.
**[06:21] Yurine**
Yes?
**[06:21] Mei**
*Is this Hanazono Yurine-san?*
**[06:24] Yurine**
Yes.
**[06:24] Mei**
*This is the Banzaibashi Police Department.*
**[06:27] Yurine**
The police?
**[06:28] Mei**
*Hey, stop!*
**[06:29] Jashin**
*Yurine!*
**[06:31] Jashin**
*The police took me in!*
**[06:34] Yurine**
Huh?
***SIGN*** Banzaibashi Police Department
***SIGN*** Banzaibashi Police Department
***SIGN*** Banzaibashi Police Department
***SIGN*** Banzaibashi Police Department
**[06:46] Jashin**
I got arrested.
**[06:49] Yurine**
What kind of idiot...
**[06:51] Yurine**
giggles like that...
**[06:52] Yurine**
over being arrested?!
**[07:00] Jashin**
I took two uppercuts in one day.
**[07:04] Jashin**
Hitting first before listening will
make you a bad parent in the future!
**[07:07] Yurine**
I'm not going to be a parent.
**[07:12] Mei**
Are you her guardian, Hanazono Yurine-san?
**[07:16] Yurine**
Y-Yes, that's me. I don't know if
I'd call myself her guardian, though.
**[07:20] Yurine**
And you are?
**[07:21] Mei**
I'm the supercop of the Banzaibashi Police
Department and protector of Akihabara:
**[07:30] Mei**
Tachibana Mei!
**[07:34] Yurine**
I see.
**[07:35] Jashin**
She's standing like Vega.
**[07:37] Yurine**
So what did Jashin-chan do?
**[07:41] Mei**
Theft.
**[07:43] Yurine**
You finally went and did it, huh?
**[07:45] Jashin**
You've got it all wrong!
I didn't steal it! That kid...
**[07:49] (Flashback) Yoshihiko**
I don't want that stupid
thing anymore, you moron!
**[07:52] Jashin**
...he said.
**[07:53] Mei**
What are you talking about?
**[07:54] Jashin**
Huh? That's not what you meant?
**[07:58] Mei**
What she stole was...
**[08:01] Yurine/Jashin**
Was...?
**[08:06] Mei**
My heart!
**[08:07] Mei**
My heart!
**[08:08] Mei**
My heart!
**[08:10] Mei**
My heart!
**[08:12] Yurine/Jashin**
Huh?
**[08:14] Mei**
I saw her while on patrol, and her form was
so lovely and cute, it was love at first sight!
**[08:19] Mei**
So I called out to her and arrested her!
**[08:24] Mei**
Ah, she's so cute!
**[08:25] Mei**
And so beautiful!
**[08:27] Jashin**
C-Cut it out!
**[08:29] Jashin**
Arresting me for a reason
like that is an abuse of power!
**[08:32] Mei**
She's *unbelievably* cute!
**[08:33] Jashin**
Stop it!
**[08:34] Yurine**
Yikes.
**[08:34] Jashin**
Stop! Stop! Stop!
**[08:35] Mei**
Anyway, to get to the point, Yurine-san...
**[08:37] Yurine**
Yes?
**[08:38] Mei**
May I have her?
**[08:40] Yurine**
Sure.
**[08:41] Jashin**
No hesitation at all?!
**[08:43] Mei**
Yay! Isn't this great, Orochimaru?!
**[08:46] Jashin**
*She even gave me a name...*
**[08:52] Mei**
You really are adorable, Orochimaru.
**[08:55] Mei**
So cute, it's making me cry.
**[08:57] Jashin**
This chick is dangerous!
I don't wanna live with her!
**[09:00] Yurine**
Oh, but if Jashin-chan isn't around, cleaning
and prepping meals will be more work for me.
**[09:06] Yurine**
I'm sorry. I'll take her home after all.
**[09:08] Mei**
What? No!
**[09:09] Mei**
You said I could have her,
but you're taking that back?! Rude!
**[09:12] Mei**
If I can't have Orochimaru...
**[09:17] Mei**
Then she can die.
**[09:18] Jashin**
You're kidding!
**[09:22] Mei**
Aw, I missed.
**[09:25] Jashin**
You grazed my tail!
**[09:27] Mei**
I'm sorry I missed, Orochimaru.
The blade was sharpened, but...
**[09:30] Mei**
Does it hurt?
**[09:35] Mei**
She looks so cute when she's suffering!
**[09:40] Mei**
Okay, let's take a commemorative
photo before I finish you off.
**[09:46] Mei**
Come on, make a peace sign.
Try to look like you're having fun.
**[09:49] Jashin**
I-I can't... Please spare me...
**[09:53] Mei**
So cute!
**[09:54] Mei**
So Instagrammable!
**[09:56] Mei**
Perfect! I can't stop!
**[09:57] Yurine**
I don't want to watch this farce.
I want to go home.
**[10:02] Mei**
Oh! It's five!
**[10:03] Mei**
The work day's over! I gotta get home!
**[10:07] Mei**
I refuse to work overtime!
**[10:10] Mei**
I put the meat Orochimaru
bought in the office fridge.
**[10:15] Mei**
Don't forget to take it with you.
**[10:17] Mei**
Bye!
**[10:19] Mei**
I know we'll meet again.
**[10:23] Yurine**
If she thinks *you're* cute,
she's pretty twisted.
**[10:27] Jashin**
* She's crazy enough to give*
* Yurine a run for her money.*
**[10:31] Yurine**
By the way, what was that you
were saying about a kid earlier?
**[10:35] Jashin**
Huh? N-Nothing at all!
**[10:37] Yurine**
Stare...
**[10:40] Jashin**
* I'd better lock up that tsuchinoko*
* as soon as I get home.*
***SIGN*** Jinbocho
***SIGN*** Jinbocho
***SIGN*** Jinbocho
***SIGN*** Tropes
***SIGN*** Tropes
***SIGN*** Tropes
***SIGN*** Tropes
**[10:44] Medusa**
Jinbocho Tropes!
***SIGN*** Photo
books
***SIGN*** Foreign
***SIGN*** Jinbocho Station
**[11:01] Jashin**
No, no! I meant to go
into the subway station!
**[11:05] Jashin**
I wasn't watching where I was going,
so I went in the wrong door!
**[11:10] Jashin**
Don't look at your phone while walking.
**[11:18] Minos**
Hey, that was a nice howl, Beth.
**[11:22] Minos**
Okay!
***SIGN*** Mother said the air in the human realm was unclean, but...
***SIGN*** Yeah. It feels nice.
**[12:00] Yurine**
What is it?
**[12:01] Jashin**
Please die.
**[12:03] Yurine**
No.
**[12:06] Jashin**
I should've known!
**[12:08] Jashin**
Since I can't kill you, I thought
maybe you'd die if I just asked nicely!
**[12:12] Yurine**
Why would you even
consider that a possibility?
**[12:15] Jashin**
Pout...
**[12:17] Yurine**
I'm taking my bath. Take yours once I'm out.
**[12:21] Jashin**
Fine.
**[12:27] Jashin**
Did you think there'd be a fan service scene?
**[12:31] Jashin**
Oh, I'll give you *fan service*.
**[12:36] DevilA**
With the tsuchinoko!
**[12:42] DevilA**
Hey, this isn't bad...
***SIGN*** Ja
**[12:44] Jashin**
Boo. It didn't work.
**[12:47] Jashin**
I asked nicely and even bowed
my head. Why can't she just die?
**[12:52] Jashin**
She's so stingy.
**[12:54] Jashin**
But I guess that'd be too easy.
**[12:57] TV**
*Aren't the mountains lovely?*
**[12:59] TV**
* You should all try getting away for a*
* while to set your mind and body free!*
**[13:04] Jashin**
What a stupid thing to say.
***SIGN*** Ja
**[13:07] Jashin**
What's the point in going up when
you have to come back down again?
**[13:11] Jashin**
Just because there's a mountain there?
**[13:14] Jashin**
It makes no sense.
**[13:16] Jashin**
Actually, in suspense dramas,
a lot of murders tend to take place...
**[13:22] Jashin**
in the mountains!
**[13:24] Edward**
Yes!
***SIGN*** I'm going to kill you!
***SIGN*** Don't!!
**[13:26] Macaulay**
No! No!
***SIGN*** I'm sorry I stole your wife!
**[13:30] Edward**
Yes!
***SIGN*** Too late!!
***SIGN*** Save your regrets for when you're in Hell!!
**[13:32] Edward**
Yes!
**[13:34] Macaulay**
No! No!
***SIGN*** It wasn't your wife I wanted!
***SIGN*** It was you I—
***SIGN*** Me, too...
**[13:38] Edward**
Yes! Yes!
***SIGN*** I loved you, too!!
**[13:44] Jashin**
Which means there are plenty of spots in
the mountains that are perfect for murder.
***SIGN*** Murder
***SIGN*** Murder
***SIGN*** Murder
***SIGN*** Murder
***SIGN*** Murder
***SIGN*** Murder
***SIGN*** Murder
***SIGN*** Murder
***SIGN*** Murder
***SIGN*** Murder
***SIGN*** Murder
***SIGN*** Murder
***SIGN*** Murder
***SIGN*** Murder
***SIGN*** Murder
***SIGN*** Murder
***SIGN*** Murder
***SIGN*** Murder
***SIGN*** Murder
***SIGN*** Murder
***SIGN*** Murder
***SIGN*** Murder
***SIGN*** Murder
***SIGN*** Murder
***SIGN*** Murder
***SIGN*** Murder
***SIGN*** Murder
***SIGN*** Murder
***SIGN*** Murder
***SIGN*** Murder
***SIGN*** Murder
**[13:51] Jashin**
If I invite Yurine to go to the mountains...
**[13:54] Jashin**
I'll have nothing but chances to kill her!
**[13:57] Jashin**
This time, it's the end for Yurine!
**[14:01] Jashin**
* Now that's settled,*
* I need to visualize how I'll do it.*
**[14:07] Jashin**
Look, Yurine! The view is magnificent!
**[14:13] Yurine**
Wow, it really is nice.
**[14:15] Yurine**
Yoo-hoo!
**[14:19] Jashin**
Yoo-hoo!
**[14:28] Jashin**
*And she's dead.*
***SIGN*** Grin...
**[14:30] Jashin**
* I finally get to make the "dropkick"*
* in the series title actually happen!*
**[14:36] Jashin**
*And here's another possible situation...*
**[14:39] Yurine**
This rope bridge is really unsteady...
**[14:43] Yurine**
Jashin-chan, help... me...
**[14:51] Yurine**
S-Stop...
**[14:57] Jashin**
*And she's dead!*
**[14:59] Jashin**
*I could even do it this way...*
**[15:06] Yurine**
Jashin-chan, it's a bear!
**[15:08] Yurine**
What do we do? We have to play dead!
**[15:11] Jashin**
*Now!*
**[15:12] Bear**
*Let's do it.*
**[15:13] Jashin/Bear**
Cross...
**[15:15] Jashin/Bear**
Bear!
**[15:21] Jashin**
* A collaborative effort*
* between me and the bear!*
**[15:25] Jashin**
*Oh, yeah! I've definitely won this time!*
**[15:30] Jashin**
*I'm so excited, I think I might pee myself!*
**[15:34] Yurine**
Ah, that was a nice bath.
**[15:36] Jashin**
Oh, Yurine.
**[15:37] Jashin**
Do you have any plans tomorrow?
**[15:39] Yurine**
No, why?
**[15:41] Jashin**
Then let's go climb a mountain together!
**[15:45] Yurine**
No.
**[15:50] Jashin**
Okay.
**[15:55] Minos**
You know, a lot of the stuff in this anime
happens here in Yurine-chan's apartment.
**[16:01] Jashin**
Yeah. They can just reuse
the same set that way.
**[16:04] Minos**
Why don't we go to my place for a change?
**[16:08] Minos**
How's this?
**[16:09] Jashin**
It's the same layout,
so there's not much difference.
**[16:12] Minos**
Oh, right.
**[16:13] Minos**
Guess I should make some
bigger changes, then.
**[16:18] Minos**
How's this?
**[16:18] Jashin**
You changed it *too* much!
***SIGN*** Kanda
***SIGN*** Suzuran
***SIGN*** Street
**[16:32] Medusa**
Jashin-chan?
**[16:34] Medusa**
Okay, got it. I'll be right there.
**[16:37] Medusa**
Yep.
**[16:40] Medusa**
Oh, yeah. I should buy
something to take as a gift.
**[16:44] Staff**
Thank you very much.
**[16:47] Medusa**
I hope Jashin-chan will like these.
**[16:50] Medusa**
Oh, I need to withdraw her money, too.
**[17:02] Medusa**
Hi there!
**[17:07] Medusa**
Jashin-chan? I'm here.
**[17:11] Medusa**
I bought some Fresh Moon for you.
**[17:15] Medusa**
And since it's the end of the month,
I stopped by the bank.
**[17:22] Medusa**
Jashin-chan?
**[17:25] Medusa**
What's wrong, Jashin-cha—
**[17:39] Medusa**
What... is this?
**[17:43] Medusa**
Why?
**[17:45] Medusa**
Jashin-chan... is dead...
**[17:50] Medusa**
Okay, got it. I'll be right there.
**[17:51] Medusa**
When she called me while
I was on Suzuran Street,
**[17:55] Medusa**
she sounded so full of energy...
**[18:03] Medusa**
Jashin-chan!
**[18:09] Jashin**
That whole sequence of moves you just
made, and that sequence of expressions!
**[18:14] Jashin**
I was watching from inside the closet,
and I burst out laughing!
**[18:21] Jashin**
I laughed so hard, I fell out.
**[18:23] Jashin**
That's the skin I just molted.
**[18:25] Jashin**
Did you forget that I molt
every few thousand years?
**[18:30] Jashin**
Well, today was the day!
**[18:33] Jashin**
That's why I came up with this
little prank and called you over.
**[18:38] Jashin**
Did you really think I was dead?
**[18:40] Jashin**
No way in Hell!
**[18:44] Jashin**
Huh? What's wrong?
**[18:49] Medusa**
Did you really think that would be funny?
**[18:53] Jashin**
Huh?
**[18:54] Medusa**
This goes beyond the bounds of a prank.
**[18:58] Medusa**
Do you not realize how sad
I would be if you really died?
**[19:04] Jashin**
*U-Uh-oh! It's...*
**[19:09] Jashin**
*Polite Medusa!*
**[19:14] DevilA**
Let me explain!
**[19:16] DevilA**
When Medusa's anger hits max,
she enters an excessively polite mode.
**[19:19] Jashin**
* Medusa only hits this level of fury*
* once every few thousand years.*
**[19:25] Jashin**
*My molting and Medusa's polite mode...*
**[19:28] Jashin**
* Two ultra-rare events that only*
* occur once every several millennia!*
**[19:33] Jashin**
* It's like Obon and New Year's*
* happening at the same time!*
**[19:38] Medusa**
I'll be going now. I won't be visiting
the human realm again for a while.
**[19:44] Jashin**
*This is serious.*
**[19:47] (Flashback) Medusa**
I don't care what happens to you anymore!
I'm never coming back to the human realm!
**[19:52] Jashin**
*This isn't like last time. She's serious!*
**[19:56] Jashin**
Please...
**[19:57] Jashin**
Please don't go, Medusa!
**[19:59] Jashin**
You know I have neurotic
gastritis, don't you?!
**[20:03] Jashin**
If you leave right now, I'll worry so
much that I'll get holes in my stomach,
**[20:08] Jashin**
and then I might die for real!
**[20:14] Jashin**
W-Well, I guess I *might* have
taken my joke a little too far.
**[20:21] Jashin**
Ha, ha, ha, and ha...
**[20:30] Jashin**
I'm sorry.
**[20:33] Jashin**
I didn't think you would get so angry.
**[20:36] Medusa**
I can't! I'm leaving!
**[20:39] Jashin**
No... Wait!
**[20:41] Jashin**
Forgive me, Medusa!
I'll get holes in my stomach!
**[20:54] Jashin**
Medusa... Medusa!
**[21:00] Jashin**
M-My stomach... hurts...
**[21:06] Medusa**
Just kidding! Got you back!
**[21:09] Medusa**
I won't leave.
**[21:14] Jashin**
Medusa!
**[21:18] Jashin**
You took that joke too far!
**[21:22] Medusa**
Don't ever play a prank like that again.
**[21:24] Jashin**
Okay... Okay! I won't!
**[21:27] Jashin**
I promise I won't!
**[21:29] Medusa**
There, there.
**[21:36] Yurine**
I'm home.
**[21:38] Jashin/Medusa**
Welcome home!
**[21:40] Jashin**
Fresh Moon is so yummy!
**[21:42] Jashin**
The mellow flavor goes great with coffee.
**[21:45] Medusa**
They're great with green tea, too.
Want some more?
**[21:50] Jashin**
Yep!
**[21:51] Medusa**
I'll take off the wrapper.
**[21:53] Jashin**
Thanks!
**[21:55] Yurine**
*These two are as chummy as ever, I see.*
**[21:57] Medusa**
Here you go!
**[22:00] Jashin**
Yum!
**[22:02] Medusa**
Like it?
**[22:03] Jashin**
I love it!
***SIGN*** Fresh
Moon
***SIGN*** Fresh
Roman
**[22:05] Medusa**
Oh, you've got some on your face.
**[22:07] Jashin**
Wipe it off for me.
**[23:40] Jashin**
Screams and madness
eat away at people's hearts.
**[23:43] Jashin**
When justice goes berserk,
the town is drenched in devil blood,
**[23:47] Jashin**
and the angel is left in despair.
**[23:49] Jashin**
*Dropkick on My Devil* returns next time
with a suicide dive to your heart!
# E5 -
Source: [Crunchyroll](https://www.crunchyroll.com/watch/GZ7UV1KNM/)
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***SIGN*** Suico Penguin Goods Campaign
***SIGN*** Total
**[00:01] Staff**
Your total is 3,200 yen.
**[00:04] Jashin**
Ugh, why don't they have the
second volume of the grimoire?
**[00:09] Yurine**
I bought the first volume
at a used bookstore.
**[00:13] Yurine**
You're looking in the wrong places.
**[00:16] Yurine**
I'm glad I was able to buy the book I wanted.
***SIGN*** m 0 0 l 100 0 100 100 0 100
***SIGN*** On that day,
the woman,
Hanazono Yurine...
***SIGN*** m 0 0 l 100 0 100 100 0 100
***SIGN*** ...used the grimoire
she bought at a used
bookstore to casually
summon a devil...
***SIGN*** TV Anime
Adaptation!
**[00:20] Jashin**
That's Yurine.
***SIGN*** ...used the grimoire she bought at a used
bookstore to casually summon a devil...
**[00:24] Jashin**
Guess it's true.
**[00:26] Yurine**
I'm hungry. Let's stop
and eat on our way home.
**[00:30] Yurine**
What do you want?
**[00:31] Jashin**
Y-You're...
**[00:33] Yurine**
Huh? What are you saying?
**[00:35] Yurine**
I want to go to Jiro.
**[00:38] Yurine**
Yeah. Let's go to Jiro.
**[00:40] Jashin**
*Huh? Why'd you even ask me?*
**[00:43] Jashin**
*And what is "Jiro"?*
**[00:45] Jashin**
*Also, we're...*
**[00:48] Jashin**
...getting an anime adaptation?!
**[00:50] DevilA**
You only just realized?
**[02:22] Staff**
Welcome.
**[02:25] Yurine**
You always get fried fish with
your mincemeat cutlets and rice.
**[02:29] Jashin**
This is what I like the best!
**[02:32] Jashin**
What about you?
**[02:33] Jashin**
You always get milk and
scallop croquettes with rice.
**[02:37] Yurine**
Yeah. This is what I like the best.
**[02:42] Jashin**
I want to try a bite of that.
**[02:45] Yurine**
No.
**[02:47] Yurine**
I hate all that "gimme a bite"
food-sharing stuff.
**[02:54] Yurine**
You should eat what you ordered
for yourself, and eat it all.
**[02:57] Jashin**
Oh... Okay. I apologize.
**[03:04] Yurine**
I can't finish my rice.
**[03:06] Yurine**
Jashin-chan, finish it for me.
**[03:07] Jashin**
Huh? O-Okay...
**[03:11] Jashin**
* This totally contradicts*
* what she just said.*
**[03:14] Jashin**
* But I won't say anything.*
* She'd just get mad at me.*
**[03:19] Yurine**
I'm done. That was delicious.
**[03:24] Yurine**
Excuse me. I'd like a mincemeat
cutlet boxed lunch, please.
**[03:28] Staff**
Got it. One mincemeat cutlet
boxed lunch coming up.
**[03:31] Jashin**
What are you going to do with that?
**[03:33] Jashin**
Is it for dinner?
**[03:35] Yurine**
There's one more stop I want to make.
**[03:44] Yurine**
Pekola, are you there?
I brought you some food.
**[03:47] Jashin**
*Why's she giving food to that fallen angel?*
**[03:49] Guy**
Pekola?
**[03:52] Guy**
I'm not Pekola.
**[03:54] Yurine**
Oh, wrong place.
**[03:56] Guy**
Pekola's over there.
**[03:58] Yurine**
Oh, that's hers?
**[04:00] Yurine**
Thank you.
***SIGN*** No soccer, baseball, fireworks, or other disruptive activities allowed in this park
**[04:03] Pekola**
What do a witch and
her familiar want with me?
**[04:06] Jashin**
Could you *be* any more impudent?!
**[04:09] Jashin**
Want me to kill you right here and now?!
**[04:11] Pekola**
D-Don't!
**[04:13] Pekola**
On top of being weak since I lost my halo,
**[04:15] Pekola**
I'm also so hungry,
I have no strength at all.
***SIGN*** Gurrrrgle
***SIGN*** Gurrrrgle
***SIGN*** Gurrrrgle
**[04:20] Yurine**
That's why I brought this for you.
**[04:25] Pekola**
A m-mincemeat cutlet lunch!
**[04:28] Pekola**
Th-This is... for me?
**[04:33] Pekola**
I don't need it! My pride as an angel won't
allow me to accept charity from a witch!
**[04:39] Pekola**
P-Please leave!
**[04:41] Yurine**
I'm not a witch.
**[04:44] Yurine**
Okay, fine. Have it your way.
**[04:48] Yurine**
I'll just leave this here.
**[04:55] Yurine**
Jashin-chan, let's go.
**[04:57] Jashin**
Yep.
**[05:14] Pekola**
I want it so bad!
***SIGN*** Gurrrrgle
***SIGN*** Gurrrrgle
***SIGN*** Gurrrrgle
**[05:16] Pekola**
No, no, no! I mustn't! What angel
would eat food given to her by a witch?!
**[05:23] Pekola**
But it's not good to waste food...
**[05:29] Pekola**
I don't care about the witch, but isn't
leaving it uneaten rude to whoever cooked it?
**[05:35] Pekola**
That's it!
**[05:37] Pekola**
It's rude to the cook!
**[05:38] (Flashback) Cook**
Eat up.
***SIGN*** °Her mental image
**[05:40] Pekola**
Okay! I'll eat it!
**[05:46] Pekola**
Ah, that smells delicious.
**[05:49] Pekola**
Huh?
**[05:52] Pekola**
Why are you here?
**[05:55] Jashin**
You said you weren't gonna eat it, so I thought
I'd have it. Don't want it to go to waste.
**[06:05] Jashin**
What? Did you want to eat it?
**[06:09] Pekola**
O-Of course not!
**[06:11] Jashin**
Thought so.
***SIGN*** Diiiing
**[06:22] Jashin**
That was the last bite.
**[06:24] Jashin**
Ah, that was yummy! And so juicy!
**[06:28] Jashin**
Those juicy meat juices are so juicy!
**[06:33] Jashin**
I'm no good at food reviews.
**[06:34] Jashin**
Thanks for the food!
Get rid of the trash for me, yeah?
**[06:38] Jashin**
My belly's so full.
**[06:40] Jashin**
Honestly, what a greedy body I have.
**[06:47] Pekola**
This is for the best.
**[06:49] Pekola**
I held on to my pride as an angel.
***SIGN*** Gurrrrgle
***SIGN*** Gurrrrgle
***SIGN*** Gurrrrgle
**[06:54] Pekola**
Ugh. I'll have some water and go to sleep.
**[06:59] Pekola**
Patrasche, I'm so tired.
***SIGN*** Some
Time
Later
***SIGN*** Pekola
**[07:12] Yurine**
You disappeared at some
point on the way home.
**[07:16] Yurine**
You didn't go back and
eat Pekola's lunch, did you?
**[07:20] Jashin**
N-No, I didn't!
**[07:22] Yurine**
Really?
**[07:24] Jashin**
I didn't!
**[07:24] Yurine**
Oh? You'd better tell me the truth...
**[07:34] Yurine**
or I'll turn your arm into
mincemeat in the blender.
**[07:36] Jashin**
I ate it! I ate it!
***SIGN*** Aaaaaa
***SIGN*** aaaaargh
**[07:41] Yurine**
Tonight's dinner is
Jashin-chan mincemeat cutlets.
***SIGN*** Please bear
***SIGN*** with us a moment
***SIGN*** Please bear
***SIGN*** with us a moment
**[07:50] Yurine**
Okay, I'm going back to Jiro
to get another lunch for Pekola.
**[07:54] Yurine**
Regenerate your arm and clean up in here.
**[08:00] Jashin**
Damn it! She really did it!
Even after I told her the truth!
**[08:04] Jashin**
Damn it!
***SIGN*** Fresh
***SIGN*** Mincemeat Cutlet
**[08:16] Pekola**
Bless that witch.
**[08:23] Minos**
Hello!
**[08:28] Minos**
I brought you a really cool
rare souvenir from Hell.
**[08:32] Minos**
A toy mandragora!
**[08:34] DevilA**
Mandragora. Also known as the mandrake.
**[08:38] DevilA**
They scream when pulled out of the dirt,
and legend says any human who hears it
**[08:42] DevilA**
goes crazy and dies!
**[08:46] Minos**
It makes a dying scream
when you squeeze its belly.
***SIGN*** Gaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaah
***SIGN*** Gaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaah
***SIGN*** Gaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaah
**[08:53] Jashin**
That's creepy!
**[08:56] Yurine**
Th-That's so rock 'n roll...
**[08:58] Jashin**
*What's rock 'n roll about it?*
**[09:00] Minos**
You like it?
**[09:01] Yurine**
Yeah.
***SIGN*** Gaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaah
***SIGN*** Gaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaah
**[09:02] Minos**
I'm so glad! The mandragora's happy, too!
**[09:05] Yurine**
Jashin-chan is scum, but her friends,
like you and Medusa, are all great.
**[09:11] Yurine**
Even though Jashin-chan is scum.
**[09:13] Jashin**
Hmph! She's not my friend or anything.
**[09:17] Minos**
Why would you say that? That's mean.
**[09:19] Jashin**
It's not mean!
**[09:20] Jashin**
How many times have I gotten hurt
'cause of you since we were kids?!
**[09:25] (Flashback) Minos**
Jashin-chan, I'll push you.
**[09:27] (Flashback) Text**
Huh?
**[09:27] (Flashback) Minos**
And... push!
**[09:31] (Flashback) Minos**
Wow!
**[09:33] (Flashback) Minos**
You can bend further!
**[09:35] (Flashback) Jashin**
I-I can't!
**[09:37] (Flashback) Minos**
You can!
***SIGN*** Crack
**[09:41] (Flashback) Minos**
Huh? What happened?
**[09:43] (Flashback) Jashin**
You dislocated my spine...
**[09:49] Minos**
I said I was sorry for all those times.
And I didn't do 'em on purpose.
**[09:53] Jashin**
That doesn't make it okay!
**[09:55] Jashin**
Think before you do things, you musclehead!
**[09:59] Minos**
Excuse me? It's your
own fault for being weak!
**[10:02] Jashin**
What?! I'm not weak! You wanna fight?
**[10:06] Minos**
Fine by me!
**[10:07] Jashin**
I'll teach you!
**[10:10] Jashin**
Killer move: Jashin-chan Dropkick...
**[10:13] Jashin**
The Animation!
**[10:16] Jashin**
Take this!
**[10:17] Minos**
I can repel a move like that easy!
***SIGN*** Gaaaaaah
***SIGN*** Gaaaaaah
***SIGN*** Gaaaaaah
**[10:39] Jashin**
M-Mandragora-chan?
***SIGN*** Silence...
***SIGN*** Silence...
***SIGN*** Silence...
***SIGN*** Silence...
***SIGN*** There's no response.
***SIGN*** It's just a corpse.
**[10:47] Jashin**
Th-That really was a dying scream...
**[10:51] Jashin**
But... whatever, right?
It was creepy, anyway!
**[10:56] Jashin**
Right, Yurine?
**[10:58] Yurine**
I really liked that toy.
**[11:03] Jashin**
Yurine?
**[11:05] Minos**
Well, it's about time for me
to deliver the evening paper.
**[11:09] Jashin**
Hey! Wait, Minos, you jerk!
**[11:12] Yurine**
Its death scream was so cute.
**[11:17] Yurine**
And she said it was rare.
**[11:22] Yurine**
You know what this means, don't you?
**[11:28] Yurine**
There.
**[11:31] Yurine**
Oh, come on. A little yelp like that
won't replace its death scream.
**[11:37] Jashin**
I can't take any more... Please stop...
**[11:43] Yurine**
Give me a better scream.
***SIGN*** Unhappy
Turn
***SIGN*** Unhappy
Turn
***SIGN*** Unhappy
Turn
**[11:51] Pekola**
I work and work and work,
***SIGN*** I work and work and work,
**[11:53] Pekola**
but my life never gets any easier.
***SIGN*** but my life never gets any easier.
**[11:55] Pekola**
I only stare at my hand.
***SIGN*** I only stare at my hand.
**[11:57] Minos**
Working is fun!
**[11:59] Jashin**
You work, you lose.
**[12:02] Pekola**
I only stare at my hand.
***SIGN*** Yaki
***SIGN*** tori
***SIGN*** Ice
Cream
***SIGN*** Ice
Cream
***SIGN*** Ice
Cream
**[12:17] Mei**
Good morning, Miyatsuko from India.
***SIGN*** For
***SIGN*** Maharaurava
**[12:21] Mei**
Have you gotten used to
this room, Totempoleko?
***SIGN*** Hell
***SIGN*** For
***SIGN*** Maharaurava
**[12:25] Mei**
Vastine...
***SIGN*** Hell
***SIGN*** For
***SIGN*** Maharaurava
**[12:27] Mei**
It was really hard to bring you
into this family, you know.
***SIGN*** Hell
***SIGN*** For
***SIGN*** Maharaurava
***SIGN*** Hell
***SIGN*** For
***SIGN*** Maharaurava
***SIGN*** Hell
***SIGN*** For
***SIGN*** Maharaurava
***SIGN*** Hell
***SIGN*** For
***SIGN*** Maharaurava
***SIGN*** Hell
***SIGN*** For
***SIGN*** Maharaurava
***SIGN*** Bus Departure Schedule
**[12:32] Mei**
The way they did this bus
dead-ule is just so wonder-four!
**[12:37] Mei**
My beautiful babies...
**[12:39] Mei**
Now, if I can just bring Orochimaru
into the fold, it'll be perfect.
**[12:45] Mei**
Oh, no! I can't laze around here! I'm late!
**[12:51] Mei**
The supercop of the Banzaibashi
Police Department, Tachibana Mei,
**[12:55] Mei**
will protect the peace in this world!
**[13:01] Mei**
I have to patrol the area to make sure
there's no one dangerous around.
**[13:13] Hashira**
A-Are you okay?!
***SIGN*** I'm all right. I just have a weak constitution.
***SIGN*** Sorry to worry you.
**[13:26] Hashira**
She had such a cute voice.
**[13:28] Mei**
Okay, no problems here.
**[13:32] An**
Excuse me, kind young man.
**[13:34] An**
Do you have any interest
in woodblock prints?
**[13:36] Hashira**
Huh? Woodblock prints?
**[13:38] An**
They're a bit expensive,
but you can pay in installments.
**[13:42] An**
They will be valuable
assets in the future.
**[13:46] An**
How about just a quick peek?
**[13:49] Hashira**
O-Okay, then...
**[13:51] Hashira**
Just a peek.
***SIGN*** Gallery
Numa
**[13:53] An**
One silkscreen!
***SIGN*** Sale
In Progress
***SIGN*** Sale
In Progress
***SIGN*** Sale
In Progress
***SIGN*** Sale
In Progress
***SIGN*** Sale
In Progress
***SIGN*** Sale
In Progress
**[13:59] Mei**
Good! No problems here!
**[14:10] Mei**
Wonderful!
**[14:11] Mei**
That form!
**[14:13] Mei**
And the inexplicable
Halloween-ish clothes!
**[14:17] Mei**
Oh, no! It's so wonderful, I could cry!
**[14:21] Mei**
Right! You're mine now!
**[14:24] Mei**
Upsy-daisy...
**[14:27] Staff**
Uh, excuse me...
**[14:29] Staff**
Is there some problem with that statue?
**[14:33] Staff**
It hasn't been rigged with
explosives or anything, has it?
**[14:37] Mei**
No. I'm just taking it home
because it's so cute.
**[14:40] Staff**
Huh?
**[14:42] Mei**
He says he wants to come home with me, too.
**[14:45] Mei**
Right?
**[14:46] Mei**
I do!
**[14:47] Mei**
See?
**[14:48] Staff**
*What's with this chick?*
**[14:50] Staff**
*She's crazy. I gotta call the police.*
**[14:50] Mei**
Pet, pet! You're so smooth!
**[14:52] Staff**
*Wait, but isn't she a...*
**[14:53] Mei**
Oh, you're so cute!
**[14:54] Staff**
* Hang on, why am I dealing with this?*
* I'm just a part-timer!*
**[14:55] Mei**
Mister Fluffy Bom-ba-ye!
Bom-ba-ye! Bom-ba-ye!
**[14:58] Staff**
*There's nothing I can do!*
**[15:01] Mei**
Well, let's go!
**[15:02] Staff**
W-Wait! You can't do that!
That's a store mascot!
**[15:05] Mei**
Ah. You just touched my butt, didn't you?
**[15:07] Staff**
Huh?!
**[15:08] Mei**
Eek! Pervert! Police, help me!
**[15:12] Staff**
I did *not* touch your butt!
**[15:14] Mei**
I'm taking him home.
**[15:16] Staff**
Let go, you psycho bitch!
**[15:19] Jashin**
*That's the twisted woman from the other day.*
**[15:23] Jashin**
*I was supposed to meet Medusa here,*
**[15:26] Jashin**
*but I don't want this freak spotting me.*
**[15:29] Medusa**
Jashin-chan!
**[15:32] Mei**
Jashin-chan?
**[15:34] Mei**
Orochimaru!
**[15:35] Medusa**
Sorry to keep you waiting. I was buying
chicken to bring to you and Yurine-chan.
**[15:40] Medusa**
What's wrong?
**[15:41] Mei**
I don't need this!
Orochimaru's the only one for me!
**[15:44] Jashin**
She found me, damn it! You idiot!
**[15:48] Mei**
Wait, Orochimaru!
**[15:52] Jashin**
I can't stand that woman!
**[15:55] Mei**
Come on, wait for me!
**[15:58] Medusa**
What's wrong, Jashin-chan?
**[16:00] Medusa**
If you did something bad,
you need to atone for it.
**[16:05] Jashin**
Shut up!
**[16:08] Mei**
Orochimaru!
**[16:16] Mei**
Bull's-eye!
**[16:18] Medusa**
J-Jashin-chan! Are you okay?!
**[16:21] Jashin**
You know I'm not.
***SIGN*** Orochimaru
**[16:25] Mei**
Gotcha!
**[16:29] Mei**
Oh, Orochimaru!
**[16:31] Mei**
You're so beautiful... and adorable.
**[16:34] Mei**
And slippery...
**[16:36] Jashin**
S-Stop...
**[16:38] Mei**
You're still my favorite, Orochimaru!
**[16:42] Mei**
Let's take another picture to celebrate!
**[16:45] Jashin**
I-I can't... Please stop...
**[16:49] Medusa**
U-Uh...
***SIGN*** Like!
***SIGN*** Just now
**[16:55] DevilA**
I like!
**[17:03] Pekola**
It all looks so delicious!
**[17:06] Poporon**
Pekola-sama, there's dessert, too.
**[17:09] Pino**
And have some nectar to drink.
***SIGN*** m 0 0 l 0 0 l 23 0 b 24 0 24 1 24 1 l 24 14 b 24 15 23 15 23 15 l -21 15 b -21 15 -22 15 -22 14 l -22 1 b -22 1 -22 1 -22 1 b -22 1 -22 0 -21 0 l -21 0 b -21 0 -21 0 -21 0 b -21 0 -21 0 -21 0
***SIGN*** Angel Apprentices
**[17:12] Pekola**
I can't eat all this.
**[17:18] Pekola**
Veal steak...
**[17:20] Pekola**
Onion gratin soup...
**[17:22] Pekola**
Parfait... Cake... Unleavened bread...
**[17:25] Pekola**
Bagna cauda... Tiramisu...
**[17:28] Tanehashi**
Hey, part-timer!
**[17:29] Pekola**
Mincemeat cutlets...
**[17:30] Tanehashi**
Hey, part-timer!
**[17:32] Tanehashi**
I'm talking to you, part-timer!
**[17:35] Pekola**
Y-You mean me?
**[17:38] Tanehashi**
I dunno if you're Pekola or not,
but quit standing around, part-timer!
**[17:42] Tanehashi**
Start moving stuff, part-timer!
**[17:46] Pekola**
*Why must I be treated this way?*
**[17:49] Pekola**
*I may have fallen, but I'm a former angel!*
**[17:53] Pekola**
* Having to carry such*
* heavy boxes up a staircase...*
**[17:57] Pekola**
* What is this, the Holy*
* Emperor Cross Mausoleum?*
**[18:00] Pekola**
* We have to carry these heavy boxes up these*
* stairs, then go back down in an elevator.*
**[18:06] Pekola**
*Over and over again.*
**[18:09] Pekola**
*All for 400 yen per hour!*
**[18:11] Pekola**
* Why is it a measly 400 yen?! Isn't the minimum*
* wage in Tokyo 958 yen excluding tax?!*
**[18:18] Pekola**
* Well, I suppose I have no choice*
* if I want to live on Earth.*
**[18:23] Pekola**
* There's no other place that would take in*
* someone like me with no background.*
**[18:30] Pekola**
Oof.
**[18:32] Pekola**
That was heavy.
**[18:33] Pekola**
What in the world is in this box, anyway?
**[18:36] Tanehashi**
If you're done, get back down here
and get the next one, part-timer!
**[18:40] Pekola**
That human has such
a stupid-sounding voice...
***SIGN*** Doesn't sound
intelligent at all
***SIGN*** Doesn't sound
intelligent at all
**[18:47] Pekola**
* I have a feeling there's something*
* very wrong about this whole process...*
**[18:58] Long Hair**
The relationship between the theory
of relativity and warp navigation
**[19:01] Long Hair**
parallels the relationship between
dark matter and black holes...
**[19:08] Pekola**
* I know I didn't have a choice in workplaces,*
* but I clearly ended up at a very scary one!*
**[19:16] Pekola**
*Stare...*
**[19:20] Pekola**
*This human seems decent.*
**[19:25] Hottie**
A g-giant praying mantis... is...
**[19:30] Hottie**
is coming to kill me and eat me...
**[19:34] Hottie**
N-No... Stay back...
**[19:37] Hottie**
Stay away from me!
**[19:40] Mantis**
Praying mantis.
**[19:45] Hottie**
I wouldn't taste any good, you know!
***SIGN*** White-
Eyed
***SIGN*** White-
Eyed
**[19:55] Hottie**
The praying mantis... wants me...
**[19:57] Pekola**
Praying... mantis...
***SIGN*** White-
Eyed
**[20:02] Mantis**
Praying mantis.
**[20:03] Hottie**
Praying mantis... Praying mantis...
**[20:10] Jashin**
I drank too much.
**[20:14] Jashin**
Hey, fallen angel!
**[20:16] Jashin**
Bet ya don't eat a lot of sushi, do ya?
**[20:19] Jashin**
This is s'posed to be for Yurine,
**[20:21] Jashin**
but I'm willin' to give ya a bite!
***SIGN*** Urp
***SIGN*** SPLAT
***SIGN*** Fell
asleep
in her
puke
**[20:50] Pekola**
I'm exhausted.
**[20:53] Pekola**
I'm grateful they pay in cash,
**[20:57] Pekola**
but being worked to the bone
for eight hours for just 3,200 yen...
**[21:01] Pekola**
I'll use 1,000 of this
for food and necessities,
**[21:05] Pekola**
and save the other 2,200 yen.
**[21:09] Pekola**
But for now, I need to rest up for tomorrow.
**[21:19] Pekola**
My house!
**[21:22] Pekola**
You again?!
**[21:32] Pekola**
I work in those conditions
for such a low wage,
**[21:35] Pekola**
then have my house destroyed by a devil...
**[21:39] Pekola**
And no one is coming to
take me back to Heaven...
**[21:44] Pekola**
I'm... I'm...
**[22:07] Pekola**
Oh, a shooting star!
**[23:40] Jashin**
The gospel rings out.
**[23:42] Jashin**
Jacob's Ladder drops from
a gap in the overcast sky.
**[23:46] Jashin**
With a beam of light,
a new angel descends.
**[23:49] Jashin**
*Dropkick on My Devil* returns next time
with a Shining Wizard to your heart!
# E6 -
Source: [Crunchyroll](https://www.crunchyroll.com/watch/GQJUGQJ4M/)
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**[01:31] Jashin**
It's done!
**[01:34] Jashin**
Dinner tonight is curry!
**[01:41] Yurine**
Pork cutlet curry, huh?
**[01:43] Yurine/Jashin**
Let's eat!
**[01:47] Yurine/Jashin**
Great meal.
**[01:56] Minos**
Curry tonight, eh?
**[01:58] Minos**
Bet that's tasty.
***SIGN*** The Next Evening
***SIGN*** The Next Evening
**[02:04] Jashin**
Dinner tonight is curry again!
**[02:08] Yurine**
Hamburg steak curry.
**[02:11] Yurine**
Curry's always better the day after.
**[02:14] Yurine/Jashin**
Let's eat!
**[02:17] Yurine/Jashin**
Great meal.
***SIGN*** The Next Evening Yet Again
***SIGN*** The Next Evening Yet Again
**[02:23] Jashin**
Dinner tonight is curry yet again!
**[02:26] Yurine**
Hang on. Hang on, hang on.
**[02:28] Yurine**
This isn't gonna go on for
the next 20 minutes, is it?
**[02:32] Jashin**
Don't worry about that.
**[02:34] Jashin**
This is the last of the curry.
**[02:36] Yurine**
*Still, if it's the third day of curry...*
**[02:40] Yurine**
Rock, paper, scissors... Shoot.
**[02:43] Jashin**
*I won...*
**[02:47] Yurine**
Jashin-chan, since you won, I grant you
the right to go get the mayonnaise.
**[02:52] Jashin**
Yes, ma'am! With pleasure!
**[02:56] Jashin**
Here!
***SIGN*** Yurine
***SIGN*** Yurine
***SIGN*** Yurine
***SIGN*** Yurine
***SIGN*** Yurine
**[02:57] Yurine**
Thanks.
***SIGN*** Yurine
***SIGN*** Yurine
***SIGN*** Yurine
***SIGN*** Yurine
***SIGN*** Yurine
**[03:04] Jashin**
Y-You're not gonna put that
on the curry, are you?
**[03:07] Yurine**
That's exactly what I'm gonna do.
**[03:10] Jashin**
Mayo on curry?!
**[03:12] Jashin**
There's no way that'll taste good!
**[03:14] Yurine**
They go great together.
**[03:19] Yurine**
Go on, try it.
**[03:30] Jashin**
This... This is great!
**[03:32] Yurine**
See?
**[03:33] Jashin**
Why?! Why is this actually good?!
**[03:35] Yurine**
Because it's mayonnaise.
**[03:37] Jashin**
That's not really an answer, but it *is* good.
**[03:41] Jashin**
No questioning that.
**[03:43] Jashin**
Mayonnaise on curry... It's Muhammad.
**[03:47] Jashin**
It tot-Ali works!
**[03:49] Jashin**
I've made up my mind!
**[03:50] Jashin**
I'm making curry again tomorrow!
**[03:53] Yurine**
Again?
**[04:01] Yurine**
Wow...
**[04:03] Yurine**
I didn't know you could buy
stuff like this on Amazon, too.
**[04:07] Yurine**
You're really making curry again, huh?
**[04:10] Jashin**
Yep. I'm making chicken curry.
**[04:14] Jashin**
If you walk at Mach speed,
**[04:16] Jashin**
I live five minutes away from the station...
**[04:22] Yurine**
Which do you think is sharper,
a katar or a chakram?
**[04:30] Yurine**
Hey...
**[04:32] Yurine**
Are you listening?
**[04:34] Yurine**
Huh?
**[04:37] Yurine**
She disappeared.
**[04:40] Jashin**
Huh?
**[04:41] Jashin**
What's going on?
**[04:43] Jashin**
What the heck just happened?
**[04:45] DevilA**
Allow me to explain!
**[04:47] DevilA**
When Jashin-chan was making the curry,
**[04:50] DevilA**
by pure coincidence, her stirring
pattern drew a magic circle.
**[04:54] DevilA**
The chicken was sacrificed,
**[04:55] Jashin**
If you walk at Mach speed,
**[04:56] DevilA**
and the random song she sang
**[04:58] Jashin**
I live five minutes away from the station...
**[04:59] DevilA**
just happened to be the incantation to
open a dimensional portal, and as a result...
**[05:05] DevilA**
Jashin-chan warped away!
**[05:10] Jashin**
Where am I?
**[05:12] Jashin**
It looks vaguely familiar...
**[05:19] Jashin**
It's the entrance to Hell!
***SIGN*** Welcome to Hell
***SIGN*** 666m ahead
***SIGN*** Free parking
***SIGN*** (capacity:
666 cars)
**[05:22] Jashin**
How did I end up at the entrance
to Hell when I was stirring curry?
**[05:27] Jashin**
Wait! Maybe...
**[05:29] Jashin**
The kitchen exploded in a gas fire...
***SIGN*** Kaboom*!*
***SIGN*** Kaboom*!*
***SIGN*** Kaboom*!*
***SIGN*** Kaboom*!*
**[05:32] Jashin**
and Yurine died, allowing me to go home?
***SIGN*** Kaboom*!*
**[05:35] Yurine**
Hidebu.
**[05:39] Jashin**
Nah, if that had happened,
I would've been blown to bits and dead, too.
**[05:44] Jashin**
I don't know what happened, but until
I meet the conditions to return home,
**[05:49] Jashin**
I'm just going to be turned away at the gate.
**[05:52] Medusa**
Hey, doesn't that lady look
kinda like a grown-up Jashin-chan?
**[05:57] Jashin**
She looks nothing like me.
**[05:59] Jashin**
The only thing that's the same is
we both have the bottom half of a snake.
**[06:02] Minos**
She looks just like you.
Are you sure you're not related?
**[06:12] Jashin**
A tiny Medusa...
**[06:14] Jashin**
Minos...
**[06:16] Jashin**
and me!
**[06:18] Medusa**
It seems she knows us.
**[06:21] Minos**
She must be one of your relatives.
**[06:23] Jashin**
Are you my relative, lady?
**[06:25] Jashin**
Where'd you come from?
**[06:28] Jashin**
I was cooking dinner in the
human realm a minute ago,
**[06:30] Jashin**
and the next thing I knew, I was here.
**[06:33] Medusa**
The human realm?
**[06:35] Minos**
I heard there's nobody in the human
realm right now 'cause of a big flood.
**[06:39] Jashin**
Huh?!
**[06:40] Jashin**
A big flood... Wait, would that be...
**[06:43] Jashin**
the one that happened
about 7,000 years ago?
**[06:47] Jashin**
So that means...
**[06:48] Jashin**
I came back to Hell, but it's the past?
**[06:53] Three**
What?!
**[06:55] Medusa**
You're Jashin-chan from the future?
**[06:58] Jashin**
I know it's hard to believe, but yeah.
**[07:01] Medusa**
I believe you!
**[07:03] Medusa**
'Cause your eyes
don't look like a liar's eyes!
**[07:07] Jashin**
You're so precious, Medusa.
**[07:09] Jashin**
Don't ever let any weird
grown-ups deceive you.
**[07:13] Minos**
Hey, lady!
**[07:15] Minos**
What am I like in the future?
**[07:20] Jashin**
Well, this pancake chest of yours...
**[07:23] Jashin**
looks more like this. Bwoing.
**[07:27] Minos**
"Bwoing"? Awesome! I sound super strong!
**[07:30] Jashin**
You sure are. Not as strong as me, though.
**[07:33] Medusa**
What about me?
**[07:37] Jashin**
You do nothing but work.
**[07:40] Jashin**
There are these fantastic things
in the future called ATMs...
**[07:44] Jashin**
What about me? What am I like?
**[07:48] Jashin**
This.
**[07:49] Jashin**
Huh?
**[07:50] Jashin**
Literally this.
**[07:52] Jashin**
Please no!
**[07:55] Jashin**
I wanted to end up cooler! Like this!
**[08:00] Jashin**
That looks nothing like us!
**[08:02] Jashin**
I'm in real trouble, though.
**[08:05] Jashin**
How do I get back to the
human realm I was just in?
**[08:09] Jashin**
You can leave that to us!
**[08:12] Jashin**
We'll send you back with the secret ritual!
**[08:18] Staff**
Here's your curry.
***SIGN*** The
Original
***SIGN*** Hell
Curry
***SIGN*** Genuine Hell Curry
***SIGN*** The
Original
***SIGN*** The Original!!
Hell Curry
***SIGN*** Super Spicy
***SIGN*** Super Spicy
***SIGN*** The
Original
***SIGN*** Hell
Curry
**[08:27] DevilA**
This curry is super spicy.
**[08:30] Three**
Zazas, zazas, nasatanada zazas...
**[08:38] Three**
Zurolo, zoas, nanomiala, hekau...
**[08:40] Jashin**
*Oh, right, this thing. Yeah, I remember it.*
**[08:43] Jashin**
*But it won't work.*
**[08:46] Three**
Zurazza, zavai...
**[08:46] Jashin**
*I tried it over and over,*
**[08:49] Jashin**
*but it never worked., Not even once...*
**[08:49] Three**
Infernum.
**[08:56] Jashin**
She disappeared.
**[08:57] Medusa**
Does that mean it worked?
**[09:01] Medusa**
Did you remember to pray
that she'd make it back?
**[09:03] Jashin**
Nah, I was thinking about dinner.
**[09:06] Minos**
Yeah, I'm hungry!
**[09:08] Minos**
Wonder what's for dinner.
**[09:09] Jashin**
I hope it's curry!
**[09:11] Minos**
Curry sounds great!
**[09:12] Jashin**
Chicken curry is my favorite.
**[09:14] Minos**
Mine's beef curry!
**[09:14] Medusa**
I hope she made it home...
**[09:16] Jashin**
What are you, a cannibal?
**[09:18] Minos**
Oh, shut up.
***SIGN*** Indian Style
***SIGN*** Indian Style
***SIGN*** Tasty
***SIGN*** Tasty
***SIGN*** Naan
***SIGN*** Naan
**[09:22] Jashin**
Ow, ow, ow...
***SIGN*** Indian Style
***SIGN*** Indian Style
***SIGN*** Tasty
***SIGN*** Tasty
***SIGN*** Naan
***SIGN*** Naan
**[09:25] Jashin**
Huh? Oh, I really made it back.
**[09:28] Yurine**
"Made it back," my ass.
**[09:32] Yurine**
You just disappeared into thin air,
**[09:34] Yurine**
and now, you suddenly
show up on top of the table,
**[09:37] Yurine**
and splatter my food all over me.
**[09:40] Yurine**
Curry stains are very
difficult to get out, you know.
**[09:44] Yurine**
Right?
**[09:49] Delivery**
Amazon delivery.
***SIGN*** Amazon
**[09:53] Yurine**
I *just* ordered these...
**[09:58] Yurine**
And they're here already.
**[10:00] Yurine**
That's Prime for you.
**[10:06] Yurine**
And they're both impressively sharp.
**[10:08] Jashin**
I'm more shocked that
you were eating dinner
**[10:11] Jashin**
without a care in the world
even after I disappeared!
**[10:15] Minos**
Curry again today?
**[10:17] Minos**
Bet that's tasty!
***SIGN*** With Snake Meat
***SIGN*** Super Spicy
**[10:20] Jashin**
Both love and curry
need lots of time to cook!
**[10:30] Yurine**
It's the end of August,
but it's still so hot.
**[10:37] Yurine**
Don't ignore me. Say something.
**[10:44] Boy StudentA**
The shaved ice from that little stand
was really good, huh?
**[10:47] Boy StudentB**
Yeah. The lemon syrup was awesome.
**[10:51] Jashin**
I want some shaved ice!
**[10:53] Yurine**
Was there a shaved ice stand around here?
**[10:57] Jashin**
That must be it!
***SIGN*** Shaved Ice
***SIGN*** Shaved Ice
***SIGN*** Shaved Ice
***SIGN*** Shaved Ice
**[11:02] Yusa**
Get your nice, cold shaved ice here!
**[11:05] Jashin**
Yusa! Koji!
**[11:07] DevilA**
Huh?
**[11:07] Yusa**
Oh, it's good to see you two again.
**[11:10] Yurine**
So the stand they were
talking about was yours.
***SIGN*** Shaved Ice
**[11:13] Yusa**
It's the off-season at my job in Hell,
**[11:16] Yusa**
so we came to work here.
**[11:18] Yusa**
Business has been quite good.
**[11:20] Jashin**
What?
**[11:21] Jashin**
Shaved ice is profitable?!
**[11:23] Yurine**
Listen, Jashin-chan.
**[11:25] Yurine**
It's profitable for Yusa-san and her sister
**[11:28] Yurine**
because they can create the ice
and some of the syrup themselves.
**[11:31] Yurine**
So even if you tried it...
***SIGN*** Shaved
Ice
***SIGN*** Lemon
***SIGN*** Strawberry
**[11:35] Yurine**
I was too late.
**[11:40] DevilA**
Brain freeze! Brain freeze!
**[11:45] Jashin**
I'll make a fortune selling shaved ice, too!
**[11:49] Jashin**
They're selling it for 200 yen, so...
**[11:53] Jashin**
I'll sell it for 300 yen!
**[11:56] Yurine**
Who would buy that when
it's only 200 yen right next door?
**[12:00] Chiba**
One melon, please.
***SIGN*** Ja
***SIGN*** shin
***SIGN*** Shaved Ice
***SIGN*** Grape
***SIGN*** Blue
Hawaii
***SIGN*** Melon
***SIGN*** Lemon
***SIGN*** Strawberry
**[12:02] Jashin**
I sold one!
**[12:04] Yurine**
No way.
**[12:07] Jashin**
They're still coming!
***SIGN*** Ja
***SIGN*** shin
***SIGN*** Shaved Ice
**[12:09] Yurine**
I guess people lose the ability
to reason when it's hot.
**[12:15] Jashin**
But productivity is so low
with this shaved ice maker.
**[12:21] Jashin**
And those two can just
produce ice instantly...
**[12:29] Jashin**
In that case...
**[12:32] Jashin**
I'll use both hands and my tail
to crank three at once!
***SIGN*** Ja
***SIGN*** shin
***SIGN*** Shaved Ice
**[12:37] Yurine**
Hilarious.
**[12:41] DevilA**
The headache you get when eating
shaved ice is called an "ice cream headache."
**[12:46] DevilA**
That's the official scientific term!
**[12:49] DevilA**
Even when it's shaved ice you're eating,
**[12:51] DevilA**
it's an ice cream headache!
***SIGN*** Ja
***SIGN*** shin
***SIGN*** Shaved Ice
***SIGN*** Ja
***SIGN*** shin
***SIGN*** Shaved Ice
***SIGN*** Ja
***SIGN*** shin
***SIGN*** Shaved Ice
***SIGN*** Ja
***SIGN*** shin
***SIGN*** Shaved Ice
***SIGN*** Ja
***SIGN*** shin
***SIGN*** Shaved Ice
***SIGN*** Ja
***SIGN*** shin
***SIGN*** Shaved Ice
**[12:59] Jashin**
It's not selling at all anymore.
**[13:02] Jashin**
But there's such a long
line at their stand...
***SIGN*** Shaved
Ice
**[13:08] Jashin**
Damn that Koji!
**[13:10] Jashin**
I'm gonna change her nickname to Mimori and
make it harder to establish her character!
**[13:14] Yurine**
You know, very few people
are gonna get that reference.
**[13:18] Girl StudentA**
Wow, look at this!
**[13:20] Girl StudentA**
It's so fluffy!
**[13:21] Girl StudentB**
It's monstrously good!
**[13:23] Yurine**
They're devils, not monsters, actually.
**[13:29] Jashin**
This cheap store-bought ice and syrup
and these toy shaved ice makers
**[13:34] Jashin**
could never beat their
smooth, fluffy shaved ice.
**[13:38] Jashin**
If I want to win, I need
to get the best stuff there is!
**[13:44] Jashin**
I'm going to collect natural ice
from the top of Mount Fuji!
***SIGN*** The air's so thin.
***SIGN*** But it's a power spot...
***SIGN*** I pray I'll find Jashin-chan.
**[14:12] Jashin**
Ice! Ice! Ice! Ice! Ice!
**[14:18] Jashin**
I got it!
**[14:20] Yurine**
You sure are energetic today.
**[14:23] Jashin**
And to make the ice smooth and fluffy...
**[14:27] Jashin**
An industrial shaved ice maker
and luxury syrups!
**[14:31] Jashin**
There it is!
**[14:32] Yurine**
That stuff must have been expensive...
**[14:35] Jashin**
Medusa, I'll use this stuff
I bought with your money to win.
**[14:42] (Flashback) Medusa**
Good luck!
**[14:43] Yurine**
Did she die?
***SIGN*** Did she die?
**[14:44] Jashin**
And to finish off Yusa and Koji...
**[14:48] Jashin**
I'll sell 'em for...
**[14:49] Jashin**
*five* yen!
**[14:51] Yurine**
You're gonna be in so much debt.
**[14:56] Jashin**
I'll beat them in sales
using my superior ice!
**[15:00] Yurine**
That's not even the goal
you started with anymore.
**[15:00] Jashin**
Smooth and fluffy, smooth
and fluffy, smooth and fluffy!
**[15:05] Jashin**
Yusa and Koji!
**[15:06] Jashin**
This is the end for both of you!
**[15:10] Jashin**
Now, humans!
**[15:13] Jashin**
This is the best shaved ice of all!
**[15:16] Jashin**
Now buy it!
**[15:17] YakuzaA**
Pardon me, little snake girl.
**[15:20] Jashin**
Huh?
**[15:21] YakuzaA**
Did you get permission to do business here?
**[15:25] Jashin**
Uh... Permission?
**[15:28] Yusa**
We got permission.
***SIGN*** Permission Form
***SIGN*** Permission Form
***SIGN*** Permission Form
**[15:32] YakuzaA**
Looks like you didn't.
**[15:35] Jashin**
Buh... Wha... Uh...
**[15:36] YakuzaB**
You're gonna have to come with us.
**[15:40] YakuzaA**
Her bottom half's a snake, but I bet
we could make some money off the top half.
**[15:46] YakuzaB**
The snake part ain't half bad, either.
**[15:50] Yusa**
She looks like she wants some help.
**[15:53] Yurine**
No, that face is saying,
"I'm fine. Don't worry."
**[15:58] DevilA**
Step right up! It's steaming hot!
***SIGN*** Devil Shaved Ice
***SIGN*** m 0 0 l 100 0 100 100 0 100
***SIGN*** m 0 0 l 100 0 100 100 0 100
***SIGN*** m 0 -5 l 100 0 100 100 0 100
***SIGN*** m 0 -10 l 100 0 100 100 0 100
***SIGN*** Grape
***SIGN*** Melon
***SIGN*** Anko
***SIGN*** Curry
***SIGN*** Curry Shaved Ice
**[16:00] Chiba/Ozaki**
We'll take it!
**[16:08] Pekola**
There.
**[16:09] Pekola**
That should do it.
**[16:15] Pekola**
So heavy...
**[16:17] Pekola**
And I've barely eaten anything,
so I have no strength...
**[16:25] Pekola**
What is such a big rock doing here?
**[16:29] Pekola**
If only I had my halo,
I could turn it into bread...
**[16:37] Pekola**
Now I have enough water
for today and tomorrow.
**[16:42] Pekola**
It's all torn up here.
**[16:45] Pekola**
There we go.
**[16:49] Poporon**
I found you, Pekola-sama.
**[16:52] Pekola**
Y-You're the apprentice angel!
**[16:55] Poporon**
Poporon.
**[16:57] Poporon**
And I'm not an apprentice
anymore. I'm an angel.
***SIGN*** m 0 0 l 0 0 l 23 0 b 24 0 24 1 24 1 l 24 14 b 24 15 23 15 23 15 l -21 15 b -21 15 -22 15 -22 14 l -22 1 b -22 1 -22 1 -22 1 b -22 1 -22 0 -21 0 l -21 0 b -21 0 -21 0 -21 0 b -21 0 -21 0 -21 0
***SIGN*** Angel Apprentices
**[17:03] Poporon**
You didn't show up on the angel radar app.
**[17:06] Poporon**
You were very hard to find.
**[17:08] Pekola**
As you can see, I've lost my halo,
**[17:11] Pekola**
so I couldn't even contact
anyone about getting home!
**[17:14] Poporon**
Oh, so that's why you weren't on the radar.
***SIGN*** The specified angel could not be found
**[17:18] Pekola**
I waited for so long for someone
to come and get me...
**[17:20] Pekola**
Now I can finally, *finally* return to Heaven!
**[17:25] Pekola**
The first thing I want to do is take
a good, long soak in the big bath...
**[17:30] Pekola**
And after my bath, I'll drink
some nectar and eat until I'm full,
**[17:35] Pekola**
and then, I'll sleep comfortably
in a nice, warm bed.
**[17:38] Pekola**
Now, hurry up and take me back to Heaven—
**[17:42] Pekola**
Huh?
**[17:44] Poporon**
Bye-bye, Pekola-sama.
**[17:54] Poporon**
Hey, don't jump out of the way.
**[17:56] Pekola**
Wh-What is going on?
**[17:59] Poporon**
Here comes the next one!
**[18:01] Poporon**
One, two...
**[18:02] Poporon**
Yakisoba!
**[18:13] Pekola**
Wh-Why?
**[18:16] Poporon**
Well, you see, since you
went missing, I'm filling in for you.
**[18:24] Poporon**
But if you came back,
I'd be sent back to my previous position.
**[18:28] Poporon**
And then, my fun days of bossing
the other angels around would end.
**[18:33] Pekola**
Wait, I don't understand...
**[18:37] Poporon**
Ugh! You're so infuriatingly stupid!
**[18:40] Poporon**
So long as you don't come back,
I can continue having fun every day!
**[18:46] Pekola**
So you're saying you didn't come
to take me back home, but to...
**[18:52] Poporon**
I came to eliminate you.
**[18:56] Pekola**
*I thought...*
**[18:58] Pekola**
*I thought I'd finally get to go home...*
**[19:01] Pekola**
*I can't believe this is happening...*
**[19:05] Poporon**
I sure am lucky.
**[19:06] Poporon**
If you can't use your angel powers,
**[19:09] Poporon**
aren't you just a lump of meat?
**[19:11] Pekola**
Meat...
**[19:12] Poporon**
Or maybe just garbage.
**[19:13] Pekola**
Garbage...
**[19:13] Poporon**
That makes it so easy.
**[19:16] Pekola**
I always sensed there was something
about you that wasn't very angelic,
**[19:20] Pekola**
but I had no idea it was this severe.
**[19:23] Poporon**
I'm not an angel because I'm fit to be one.
**[19:27] Poporon**
I'm an angel because I was *born* to be one.
**[19:34] Jashin**
Heya, slay ya.
**[19:37] Jashin**
What? Were you busy?
**[19:39] Poporon**
*Why is a devil here?*
**[19:41] Jashin**
Here's some curry.
Yurine told me to bring it to you.
**[19:45] Pekola**
C-Curry!
**[19:47] Pekola**
B-But I can't accept charity from a witch.
**[19:50] Jashin**
What? You saying you can't eat my curry?
**[19:52] Poporon**
Excuse me...
**[19:54] Jashin**
It's really tasty.
**[19:56] Poporon**
Hey!
**[19:57] Poporon**
You're in my way!
**[19:59] Poporon**
I'll eliminate you later, all right?
**[20:01] Poporon**
So move!
**[20:08] Poporon**
What is this potato-filled slop, anyway?
**[20:11] Poporon**
Would you just go away?
**[20:12] (Flashback) Jashin**
It tastes great.
**[20:14] (Flashback) Jashin**
Curry's best the day after it's made.
**[20:17] (Flashback) Jashin**
It needs lots of time to cook. The third day!
**[20:24] Jashin**
Garam masala!
**[20:28] Jashin**
Jashin-chan Dropkick!
**[20:33] Jashin**
Spicy!
**[20:35] Jashin**
What do you think you're
doing to my curry, you brat?!
**[20:39] Jashin**
You can waste human lives all you want,
**[20:41] Jashin**
but don't you dare waste food!
**[20:46] Jashin**
The packing tape!
**[20:46] Pekola**
H-Here!
**[20:56] Man**
Kazuyo, this is my revenge
for you dumping me.
***SIGN*** Suicide Note
**[21:02] Man**
God, forgive me for wasting this life.
**[21:16] Man**
I don't wanna die! Save me! Mommy!
**[21:27] Pekola**
*Poporon is gone...*
**[21:29] Jashin**
So who was that, anyway?
**[21:31] Pekola**
Oh, uh...
**[21:32] Jashin**
I guess it doesn't matter anymore.
**[21:34] Jashin**
I'm hungry after all that running.
**[21:37] Jashin**
Let's go.
**[21:39] Jashin**
Yurine won't believe me if I tell her
some weird chick dumped the curry.
**[21:43] Jashin**
If she's just gonna make me bring you more,
you might as well eat at the house with us.
**[21:49] Pekola**
B-But a devil's cooking...
**[21:51] Jashin**
Quit complaining and come with me.
**[21:55] Jashin**
You should never let curry go to waste.
**[22:01] Pekola**
*Well, she* did *save me today.*
**[23:40] Jashin**
A girl who hid her face all her life now
walks with confidence in the sun's rays.
**[23:46] Jashin**
But this happiness would only
last but a brief moment.
**[23:49] Jashin**
*Dropkick on My Devil* returns next time
with a Tope in Reversa to your heart!
# E7 -
Source: [Crunchyroll](https://www.crunchyroll.com/watch/GG1U2Z97K/)
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**[01:35] Jashin**
I wanted to stop by the arcade.
**[01:37] Jashin**
The latest in the fruit figure series,
the mango, is out.
**[01:41] Jashin**
But I bought frozen food today, so I can't.
***SIGN*** Shirokuma Almond Jelly
***SIGN*** Shirokuma Almond Jelly
***SIGN*** Shirokuma Almond Jelly
***SIGN*** Shirokuma Almond Jelly
***SIGN*** Shirokuma Almond Jelly
***SIGN*** Shirokuma Almond Jelly
**[01:46] Jashin**
Too bad.
**[01:47] Jashin**
Man, I want a mango...
**[01:49] Poporon**
Here she comes.
**[01:50] Jashin**
'Cause it's lukewarm...
**[02:02] Poporon**
I'm over here.
**[02:04] Poporon**
How'd you like the power of my Light Sword?
**[02:07] Jashin**
Sword?
**[02:08] Poporon**
You had some nerve to do
what you did last time, Potato!
**[02:11] Jashin**
*Pota...?*
**[02:12] Jashin**
My name's not Potato! It's Jashin-chan!
**[02:15] Jashin**
And who are you, anyway?!
**[02:18] Poporon**
I'm Poporon-chan, the angel you
wrapped up and flung into the ocean!
**[02:29] Jashin**
Did that happen?
**[02:31] Poporon**
Don't tell me you forgot!
**[02:35] Jashin**
The Shirokuma almond jelly Yurine asked
me to buy! H-H-H-How could you do this?!
**[02:39] Poporon**
Huh? What even is this stuff?
Just shut up and listen to—
**[02:43] Jashin**
*Oh no... This won't end well!*
**[02:46] (Flashback) Yurine**
If you can't even do a shopping run right...
***SIGN*** Wahhhhhhhhh
**[02:56] Jashin**
Damn you! First, it was my slow-cooked curry,
and now you've ruined my almond jelly!
**[03:01] Poporon**
Who cares?
**[03:02] Jashin**
Say what?!
**[03:04] Jashin**
I should've gone to the arcade
instead of running that errand!
**[03:08] Jashin**
I bet I would've won it today!
I could've had that mango!
**[03:08] Poporon**
I can't accept things as they stand!
**[03:11] Poporon**
An angel can't just lose to a devil!
**[03:13] Jashin**
I could've had the mango...
Fresh mangos are so yummy...
**[03:16] Poporon**
Listen to me!
**[03:17] Jashin**
Huh?
**[03:18] Poporon**
You devils are nothing but an eyesore!
You're an inferior species unworthy of life!
**[03:23] Poporon**
Would you just go away?!
**[03:25] Jashin**
Nope.
**[03:26] Poporon**
Yes! Go away!
**[03:27] Jashin**
Nope. Not gonna.
**[03:28] Jashin**
Never going away.
**[03:30] Poporon**
You're pissing me off! Just die!
**[03:35] Poporon**
What?!
**[03:35] Jashin**
I've been practicing catching
swords in case of surprise attacks.
**[03:40] Poporon**
Impossible... How?
**[03:42] Poporon**
Are you okay? Your hand's impaled on a spike.
**[03:44] Jashin**
Ow! That hurts!
**[03:46] Poporon**
What are you, an idiot?
**[03:48] Jashin**
You keep making fun of devils!
**[03:51] Jashin**
Are you that much better?!
Who's an angel, anyway?
**[04:03] Jashin**
What is this? I feel as if
power is rising within me!
**[04:08] Jashin**
After absorbing the power of an angel,
**[04:11] Jashin**
Jashin-chan is now a Super Jashin-chan,
a fusion of good and evil!
**[04:14] Poporon**
My halo had that much power?!
**[04:18] Jashin**
Guess not.
**[04:19] Jashin**
Aw, I guess it was just really shiny!
**[04:22] Jashin**
What a letdown!
**[04:24] Poporon**
But without my halo, I can't use my powers!
**[04:27] Jashin**
Yay!
**[04:29] Jashin**
What'd you call that? The Light Sword?
**[04:32] Jashin**
Without your powers,
I guess it's just a spiky bat now, huh?
**[04:35] Jashin**
What are you gonna do?
**[04:38] Jashin**
And now the inferior species,
the devil, gets her turn!
**[04:41] Jashin**
I'm getting all excited now!
**[04:44] Jashin**
Here I go!
**[04:46] Jashin**
Get... ready... for...
**[04:50] Poporon**
Hey...
**[04:51] Poporon**
Hey, did you really take me
seriously? I was just kidding.
**[04:54] Poporon**
It's better for angels and devils
to get along, right?
**[04:57] Poporon**
I'm opposed to Armageddons!
**[04:59] Poporon**
Good day to you!
**[05:01] Jashin**
She was pretty cunning for an angel.
**[05:03] Jashin**
She reminds me of someone...
**[05:06] DevilA**
Here's who!
**[05:07] Jashin**
Oh, right!
**[05:08] Jashin**
The Shirokuma almond jelly!
**[05:11] Jashin**
She's gonna kill me for sure.
**[05:15] Poporon**
It's the perfect weapon for an angel, no?
**[05:21] Minos**
Medusa told me about this
great curry place the other day.
**[05:25] Minos**
It's called Manten,
and their servings are huge!
**[05:27] Jashin**
*Once again...*
**[05:28] Minos**
It was so good! And the staff was so cheerful
that it felt like such a great place to be!
**[05:29] Jashin**
* Yurine swapped the super-thin castella*
* I tried to serve Minos back to me.*
**[05:33] Yurine**
Cool. Where's Medusa today?
**[05:36] Minos**
Oh, she said she was going out with a friend.
**[05:39] Jashin**
A friend?!
**[05:40] Minos**
What's wrong, Jashin-chan?
**[05:42] Jashin**
*A friend? Medusa has...*
**[05:44] Jashin**
*another friend besides me?!*
**[05:47] Medusa**
A-T-M.
***SIGN*** A(migo-ship) T(erminated) M(oocher)
**[05:51] Jashin**
*That traitor!*
**[05:51] Minos**
Jashin-chan? Hey, Jashin-chan? What's wrong?
**[05:53] Jashin**
* She never had anyone she could*
* go out with other than me before!*
**[05:55] Minos**
Answer me! Hey, can I eat that? Huh?
**[06:01] Jashin**
I'll blow up her phone!
I'll get her here right now!
***SIGN*** DAI
***SIGN*** DAI
**[06:07] DevilA**
Daimaru-yaki!
***SIGN*** DAI
***SIGN*** DAI
***SIGN*** DAI
***SIGN*** DAI
***SIGN*** DAI
***SIGN*** DAI
***SIGN*** DAI
***SIGN*** DAI
***SIGN*** DAI
***SIGN*** DAI
**[06:10] Minos**
Well, I gotta get to my part-time job.
**[06:16] Jashin**
You absolute hussy! I heard all about it!
Who'd you make friends with, huh?!
**[06:20] Jashin**
Who do you have that you can
go out with other than me?!
**[06:23] Medusa**
Uh... That's...
**[06:26] Jashin**
Seriously? You're gonna give me
a "How'd you find out?" face?
**[06:29] Jashin**
How shameless can you be, you hussy?!
Are you some kinda dancing queen?!
**[06:33] Yurine**
Are you jealous?
**[06:35] Yurine**
Who Medusa goes out with is her choice.
**[06:38] Jashin**
I-I'm not jealous at all!
**[06:41] Jashin**
I don't care what this basic,
low-ranked chick does.
**[06:44] Jashin**
I just find it unforgivable
for some reason!
**[06:46] Yurine**
I think that's what you call being jealous.
**[06:48] Jashin**
Just tell me already!
Who'd you go out with, you traitor?!
**[06:52] Medusa**
U-Uh, it was...
**[06:56] Jashin**
So you *do* feel guilty. So guilty
you can't even bear to tell me!
**[07:00] Jashin**
After all those times you said you loved me!
What's your problem?!
**[07:02] Yurine**
Well, I think I'll go to the bookstore.
**[07:05] Jashin**
Save that for later!
**[07:07] Jashin**
I want you to hear every last detail
of this hussy's dastardly deeds!
**[07:10] Yurine**
Do you ever shut up?
**[07:13] Medusa**
You're so cruel, Jashin-chan.
**[07:15] Medusa**
Do you have to keep calling me
"hussy" and "traitor"?
**[07:18] Jashin**
C-Cry all you want.
I still won't forgive you.
**[07:20] Jashin**
Why don't you just explain
what this is all about?
**[07:24] Medusa**
I didn't tell you because
I thought I wasn't supposed to.
**[07:27] Jashin**
Huh?
**[07:28] Medusa**
You're the one who told me not to.
***SIGN*** A Few Days Prior
**[07:31] DevilA**
A few days prior...
***SIGN*** A Few Days Prior
***SIGN*** A Few Days Prior
***SIGN*** A Few Days Prior
***SIGN*** A Few Days Prior
***SIGN*** A Few Days Prior
***SIGN*** A Few Days Prior
***SIGN*** A Few Days Prior
**[07:34] Jashin**
I got so hung up on getting that figure
at the arcade, I blew 5,000 yen on it.
***SIGN*** Fruit
***SIGN*** Figure
***SIGN*** Grapes
**[07:39] Jashin**
What's with this stupid figure, anyway?!
*Grapes*?! Who the hell even needs this?!
***SIGN*** Fruit
***SIGN*** Figure
***SIGN*** Grapes
***SIGN*** Fruit
***SIGN*** Figure
***SIGN*** Grapes
**[07:43] Jashin**
I got too serious because of the mango!
**[07:47] Jashin**
I burned through all my spending money!
**[07:51] Jashin**
Medusa, do you love me?
**[07:55] Medusa**
Where'd that come from? Of course I love you.
**[08:00] Jashin**
I can't go on living without money!
**[08:02] Jashin**
What am I supposed to do now?!
**[08:05] Medusa**
Don't cry, Jashin-chan.
**[08:07] Medusa**
It'll be okay. I'll just work more.
**[08:09] Jashin**
What? You will?
**[08:10] Medusa**
I'll protect you, Jashin-chan!
**[08:12] Jashin**
Really?
**[08:13] Jashin**
Aw, I'm sorry. I wasn't saying it
to get you to do that or anything.
**[08:19] Medusa**
Okay.
**[08:19] Jashin**
But don't tell them you want
more work because of me.
**[08:22] Jashin**
It'd make me the bad guy.
**[08:24] Medusa**
Okay, I won't.
**[08:27] Medusa**
So I told Minos I was going out
with a friend to cover it up.
**[08:30] Medusa**
I wasn't even sure if I should
talk about it in front of Yurine-san...
**[08:34] Medusa**
But you keep being mean, calling me a hussy
and a traitor and saying I kept quiet
**[08:38] Medusa**
because I felt guilty...
**[08:40] Jashin**
Hey, Yurine, why don't you
go to the bookstore?
**[08:43] Jashin**
Guess it's too late now, huh?
**[08:46] Jashin**
But "hussy" is just wrong.
Who called you a hussy?
**[08:49] Jashin**
Dancing queen? In this case,
you're more like "Money, Money, Money."
**[08:55] Medusa**
They're both mean!
**[08:56] Yurine**
Jashin-chan...
**[08:57] Yurine**
You really are the
absolute worst, aren't you?
**[09:01] Yurine**
I actually feel sorry for you.
**[09:03] Yurine**
I know you're a devil,
but you'd really sink *that* low?
**[09:09] Jashin**
Huh? You're not gonna do anything to me?
**[09:11] Yurine**
Medusa, I'll walk you to the station.
**[09:14] Medusa**
Okay...
***SIGN*** DAI
***SIGN*** DAI
**[09:15] DevilA**
Nom.
**[09:20] Jashin**
*What is this feeling?*
**[09:22] Jashin**
* Why did Yurine look at me*
* like she'd given up on everything?*
**[09:27] Jashin**
* It was as if she didn't even*
* consider me worth punishing this time.*
**[09:36] Jashin**
M-My stomach hurts!
**[09:40] Jashin**
And my acid reflux is acting up!
**[09:46] Yurine**
Are you crying?
**[09:48] Jashin**
No, I'm not.
**[09:50] Yurine**
Are you puking, then?
Don't make a mess in my closet.
***SIGN*** Open
***SIGN*** Menu
***SIGN*** Cutlet Curry
***SIGN*** Croquette Curry
***SIGN*** Shumai Curry
***SIGN*** Wiener Curry
***SIGN*** Jumbo Curry
***SIGN*** Large Curry
***SIGN*** Regular Curry
***SIGN*** Yen
***SIGN*** Yen
***SIGN*** Yen
***SIGN*** Yen
***SIGN*** Yen
***SIGN*** Yen
***SIGN*** Yen
**[10:14] Staff**
Welcome.
**[10:17] Minos**
Heya.
**[10:19] Medusa**
Minos...
**[10:21] Minos**
I've got a message from Jashin-chan.
**[10:24] Minos**
She wanted me to give this to you.
**[10:26] Staff**
Thank you for waiting.
***SIGN*** Dear Medusa
***SIGN*** I might possibly have been just a tiny bit wrong yesterday.
***SIGN*** So to make up for it,
I'll spend today with you.
***SIGN*** I'll be waiting in
Shibuya at 1:00.
***SIGN*** Jashin-chan
***SIGN*** Dear Medusa
***SIGN*** I might possibly have been just a tiny bit wrong yesterday.
***SIGN*** So to make up for it,
I'll spend today with you.
***SIGN*** I'll be waiting in
Shibuya at 1:00.
***SIGN*** Jashin-chan
**[10:31] Jashin**
* I might possibly have been*
* just a tiny bit wrong yesterday.*
**[10:38] Jashin**
* So to make up for it,*
* I'll spend today with you.*
**[10:43] Jashin**
*I'll be waiting in Shibuya at 1:00.*
**[10:48] Medusa**
Jashin-chan...
**[10:49] Minos**
She was apparently outside my place
last night, yelling about having no money,
**[10:54] Minos**
but I was asleep and didn't even notice.
**[10:57] Minos**
I just found that in my newspaper box.
**[11:00] Medusa**
It's okay! That's why I asked for more work!
**[11:03] Medusa**
Whenever Jashin-chan's
in trouble, I have her back!
**[11:06] Medusa**
Gotta go!
**[11:07] Minos**
Wait, your curry!
**[11:08] Medusa**
You can have it! Sorry, Minos!
**[11:10] Medusa**
I'll leave the money here!
**[11:12] Staff**
Thank you.
**[11:13] Minos**
Heck yeah!
**[11:15] Medusa**
I know! I'll wear the things
I bought the other day!
**[11:18] Medusa**
It might be a nice surprise for Jashin-chan!
**[11:21] Yurine**
Weren't you going out?
**[11:23] Jashin**
I'm leaving soon. We're meeting up at 1pm.
I think I'll get there right on time.
**[11:29] Yurine**
Really?
**[11:30] Eyeball**
Ding, ding!
**[11:31] Jashin**
That sound...
**[11:33] Eyeball**
Congratulations, Jashin-chan-sama.
You have leveled up.
**[11:37] Yurine**
What is this thing?
**[11:39] Jashin**
It's Eyeball-chan, a lower devil
that delivers messages.
**[11:42] Yurine**
Huh...
**[11:43] Eyeball**
I've come to inform you that you have
earned a reward for leveling up.
**[11:49] Jashin**
Yay!
**[11:50] Yurine**
What happens when you level up?
**[11:53] Jashin**
You get a reward and
all kinds of other bonuses.
**[11:56] Yurine**
Bonuses?
**[11:58] Jashin**
A free train pass,
a voucher for a fancy hotel,
**[12:02] Jashin**
coupons for huge discounts
at the grocery store...
**[12:05] Jashin**
and a bunch of other things.
**[12:07] Yurine**
The hell? Is that like discount
coupons for stockholders?
**[12:10] Jashin**
Wait... I didn't kill anything
big enough to level up, though.
**[12:15] Eyeball**
Because you ate an angel's halo
and nullified her powers,
**[12:19] Eyeball**
you have been granted
a special exception to level up.
**[12:22] Jashin**
For real?! I'll eat more, then!
Time to go angel-hunting!
**[12:25] Eyeball**
Because you are a pitiful devil
who cannot return to Hell,
**[12:29] Eyeball**
to congratulate you on leveling up...
**[12:31] Eyeball**
Satan-sama has sent this.
***SIGN*** Satan's Tears
***SIGN*** Satan's Tears
***SIGN*** Satan's Tears
**[12:34] Jashin**
What's that?
***SIGN*** Satan's Tears
**[12:36] Eyeball**
It would take too long to explain,
***SIGN*** Satan's Tears
**[12:38] Eyeball**
but it is a side product of
Satan-sama's magic research.
**[12:41] Yurine**
This'll take a while, won't it?
I'm gonna eat my Puttsun Pudding.
**[12:42] Eyeball**
As a result of some spell or other
being performed on some recipe or other,
***SIGN*** Puttsun Pudding
***SIGN*** Puttsun Pudding
**[12:47] Eyeball**
this Super Ultra Exciting Galaxy
Sentimental Dream is made as...
**[12:53] Eyeball**
And that's what it is.
**[12:54] Jashin**
Huh. So if I drink this,
I'll get really powerful?
**[12:58] Eyeball**
Yes.
**[12:59] Jashin**
For real? I might be able to kill Yurine!
**[13:02] Eyeball**
Well, I have fulfilled my duty, so...
**[13:05] Eyeball**
Farewell!
**[13:07] Yurine**
It blew up...
**[13:08] Jashin**
Sniffle, sniffle.
**[13:09] Jashin**
Eyeball-chan dies once
it's delivered its message.
**[13:14] Yurine**
That's intense.
**[13:15] Jashin**
But devils that die in the human realm
reincarnate in Hell right away,
**[13:19] Jashin**
and they're always reborn
a rank higher, so it's all good.
**[13:23] Yurine**
Huh.
**[13:24] Jashin**
Eyeball-chan, I accept this with gratitude.
**[13:32] Jashin**
Whoa, that stinks!
**[13:33] Jashin**
I-Is this really safe to drink?!
***SIGN*** Jashin-chan
***SIGN*** This is totally safe to drink
***SIGN*** Satan
**[13:39] Jashin**
Uh... You know what?
**[13:41] Jashin**
I bet it's one of those things that
smells awful, but tastes... pretty okay...
**[13:46] Yurine**
If you're gonna drink it,
do it already. It reeks.
**[13:52] Jashin**
It tastes as bad as it smells!
**[13:56] Yurine**
It's actually surprising
how unsurprising that is.
**[14:03] Yurine**
That's so good.
**[14:04] Jashin**
Who cares about Puttsun Pudding?!
I'm suffering here! Gimme a bite!
**[14:09] Yurine**
No. I eat every bite of my
own dessert. That's my policy.
**[14:13] Jashin**
Damn it! Then I'll just leave now
and get Medusa to buy me tons of sweets!
**[14:20] Jashin**
Ow! What the hell did I trip over?
There's nothing there.
**[14:23] Yurine**
Jashin-chan, you... Those...
**[14:27] Jashin**
Huh?
**[14:33] Medusa**
*I wonder if Jashin-chan will be surprised.*
**[14:37] Jashin**
Hey.
**[14:38] Medusa**
Huh? Jashin-chan?!
**[14:40] Medusa**
Why are you wearing clothes?
Wow, you look so cute!
**[14:43] Jashin**
I don't look cute. I look strong.
**[14:47] Jashin**
Sorry I kept you waiting.
**[14:48] Medusa**
Oh, it's totally okay.
**[14:50] Medusa**
I just got here a little early, that's all.
**[14:52] Medusa**
I did get some weird looks because
I've been here all this time, but... huh?
**[14:58] Medusa**
Jashin-chan... You have legs?
**[15:01] Jashin**
*She finally noticed, huh?*
**[15:03] (Flashback) Yurine**
You... Those...
**[15:06] (Flashback) Jashin**
I've grown legs!
**[15:08] (Flashback) Yurine**
Is it because of this?
***SIGN*** Satan's Tears
**[15:10] (Flashback) Jashin**
It must be!
**[15:11] (Flashback) Jashin**
The message said I'd get a lot more
powerful. I guess this is what it meant.
**[15:16] (Flashback) Yurine**
You'll make life rough for the
animators if you stay naked.
**[15:19] (Flashback) Yurine**
Wear this for now.
**[15:23] (Flashback) Jashin**
By the way, are these panties new?
**[15:26] (Flashback) Yurine**
I've never worn them, okay?!
**[15:28] Jashin**
* Medusa's gonna be so excited*
* when she sees me like this!*
**[15:34] Jashin**
So that's what happened. Surprised?
**[15:36] Medusa**
I can't believe Satan-sama gave you
a reward like that! You're amazing!
**[15:41] Jashin**
Wait, where's your paper bag?
**[15:45] Medusa**
I had contacts made that
block my petrification power.
**[15:49] Jashin**
What?! That's awesome!
**[15:51] Jashin**
So you'll be able to walk around in the
human realm without the bag now?
**[15:55] Medusa**
Yep!
**[15:57] Jashin**
Good for you, Medusa.
**[16:01] Medusa**
Oh, Jashin-chan!
**[16:04] Medusa**
I want to wear clothes like yours.
**[16:07] Medusa**
Let's pick some out!
**[16:16] Medusa**
Isn't this cute?
**[16:18] Jashin**
They all look the same to me.
**[16:20] Medusa**
Ta-da! What do you think?
**[16:22] Jashin**
You look great.
**[16:24] Medusa**
Really?! I'm so happy!
**[16:26] Medusa**
It's so nice not needing to wear
a bag on my head around town.
**[16:30] Medusa**
It made it so much harder to see
the sights. This is much more fun!
**[16:34] Jashin**
* Medusa seems to be enjoying*
* herself a lot more than usual.*
**[16:37] Jashin**
*She must've really hated that bag.*
**[16:41] Medusa**
You're happy to have legs now, too, aren't you?
You're enjoying yourself more than usual.
**[16:45] Jashin**
Th-That's not true.
It's really drafty and uncomfortable.
**[16:49] GuyA**
What's this?
**[16:50] GuyA**
There are angels in Shibuya!
**[16:52] GuyB**
Hey, you super cute angels.
Wanna get some tea with us?
**[16:55] Jashin**
We're devils!
**[16:57] Medusa**
We got hit on!
**[16:58] Jashin**
They'll have to wait ten
billion years before trying again.
**[17:10] Medusa**
This is pretty amazing! And tasty!
**[17:13] Jashin**
I don't understand human
standards for cuteness.
**[17:18] Jashin**
Let's go check that out later.
**[17:19] Medusa**
What is that? It's so big!
**[17:22] Jashin**
It's the Unicorn.
***SIGN*** Jashin-chan is here in Tokyo somewhere...
**[17:44] Medusa**
Jashin-chan, look! The ocean!
**[17:47] OtakuA**
Are you okay?!
**[17:48] OtakuB**
You're not hurt?
***SIGN*** Moe
***SIGN*** Moe
***SIGN*** Moe
***SIGN*** Moe
**[17:50] Jashin**
Don't touch her!
**[17:51] Jashin**
Try again in 20 billion years!
**[17:53] Medusa**
I'm not used to these shoes, so I tripped.
**[17:56] Jashin**
Are you okay?
**[17:58] Jashin**
Medusa!
**[17:58] Jashin**
Your legs!
**[18:01] Medusa**
What's... happening?
**[18:03] Jashin**
Your legs are starting to petrify!
**[18:05] Jashin**
We need a place with fewer people!
**[18:07] Jashin**
Let's go over there!
**[18:10] Jashin**
Is it a side effect of your contacts?
**[18:14] Medusa**
Huh?
**[18:14] Jashin**
Take them out for a bit.
**[18:16] Medusa**
O-Okay...
**[18:21] Medusa**
I think it stopped.
**[18:24] Jashin**
I knew it.
**[18:25] Jashin**
There's no way your petrification
power can be blocked that easily.
**[18:29] Jashin**
Someone made you phony
contacts with side effects.
**[18:31] Jashin**
Once we get back to Hell,
I'm gonna file a complaint.
**[18:34] Medusa**
I'm sorry, Jashin-chan!
**[18:36] Medusa**
You took the time to spend today with me,
and I only caused trouble for you...
**[18:40] Medusa**
I thought I could finally walk
around without a paper bag...
**[18:45] Jashin**
Stop crying, Medusa!
**[18:47] Jashin**
I don't...
**[18:49] Jashin**
I don't think you've caused any trouble.
**[18:52] Jashin**
And there might be another
way besides the contacts.
**[18:56] Jashin**
So cheer up.
**[18:57] Medusa**
Yeah... You're right.
**[19:01] Jashin**
But I will never forgive
that crooked merchant!
**[19:05] Jashin**
Curse these phony contacts!
**[19:10] Jashin**
Huh?
**[19:12] Malphas**
Wait, what? Where am I? Huh?!
**[19:16] Medusa**
Oh, the one who sold me the contacts.
**[19:18] Malphas**
Oh! Thank you for your business!
**[19:20] Jashin**
You're the crooked merchant
who sold her these phony contacts?!
**[19:25] Jashin**
Dropkick in Odaiba!
**[19:31] Jashin**
Oh! My dropkick's a lot more powerful, too!
**[19:34] Jashin**
Maybe I'll be able to kill Yurine now!
**[19:38] Medusa**
Thank you!
**[19:39] Medusa**
You really are kind, Jashin-chan!
**[19:42] Jashin**
It's nothing like that.
**[19:44] Jashin**
He just pissed me off 'cause
he made you waste your money.
**[19:48] Jashin**
Your money is my money, after all.
**[19:51] Medusa**
Yes, yes.
**[19:56] Jashin**
We should head home now.
**[19:57] Medusa**
Yeah.
**[19:58] Jashin**
We'll be in a crowd, so...
**[20:00] Jashin**
You'll have to wear this paper bag.
**[20:03] Jashin**
Come on.
**[20:05] Jashin**
You can't walk until the
petrification wears off.
**[20:08] Medusa**
Okay.
**[20:10] Medusa**
Thanks, Jashin-chan. I'm not heavy, am I?
**[20:13] Jashin**
You sure are. Lose some weight.
**[20:15] Medusa**
You're so mean!
**[20:17] Jashin**
Hey, that's cold. Did you just drool on me?
**[20:21] Medusa**
I didn't drool!
**[20:28] Jashin**
Unseasonal snow?
**[20:52] Yurine**
What?!
**[20:54] Yurine**
So you carried Medusa on your back
all the way from Odaiba?
**[20:57] Jashin**
Even I'm worn out after that.
**[21:00] Medusa**
I'm sorry.
**[21:01] Yurine**
I guess you do have
a little bit of good in you.
**[21:04] Yurine**
Just a little bit.
**[21:05] Jashin**
And that's how I get you to let your
guard down with my "good devil" mode!
**[21:09] Jashin**
I've already confirmed
legs are stronger than a tail!
**[21:12] Jashin**
Die, Yurine! This will be the final episode
of the *Dropkick on My Devil!* anime!
**[21:17] Jashin**
Jashin-chan Dropkick:
**[21:18] Jashin**
We Have Enough Episodes Now, So We Can Run
a "Recap Episode for Reasons" Next Week...
**[21:24] Jashin**
The Final!
**[21:29] Jashin**
Ouch.
**[21:32] Jashin**
Huh?
**[21:33] Jashin**
My tail's back!
**[21:34] Yurine**
Looks like that potion wears off
after some time.
**[21:38] Jashin**
Shame I lost my power-up,
**[21:40] Jashin**
but this is the body I feel best in!
**[21:44] Jashin**
I'll get dinner ready now.
**[21:45] Yurine**
Hold it.
**[21:47] Yurine**
I finally managed to see just
a tiny bit of good in you earlier,
**[21:51] Yurine**
and you just brushed off my kindness...
**[21:54] Yurine**
and tried to kill me again, didn't you?
**[21:57] Yurine**
Since you got your tail back,
**[21:59] Yurine**
maybe we'll have live
snake for dinner tonight.
**[22:02] Jashin**
Please don't! I don't wanna be eaten alive!
**[22:06] Medusa**
Jashin-chan, thanks for everything today!
**[23:40] Jashin**
Two angels have had their wings ripped off
and bear the same scars on their heart,
**[23:44] Jashin**
though they are as
opposed as light and darkness.
**[23:47] Jashin**
And a devil surpasses time...
**[23:49] Jashin**
*Dropkick on My Devil* returns next time
with a Pallo Special to your heart!
# E8 -
Source: [Crunchyroll](https://www.crunchyroll.com/watch/G0DUNJPQQ/)
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***SIGN*** July 9th
***SIGN*** July 9th
***SIGN*** Life Theater
***SIGN*** Life
Theater
**[02:01] Jashin**
The goddess is smiling.
***SIGN*** July 9th
***SIGN*** July 9th
***SIGN*** Life
Theater
**[02:16] Jashin**
I lost again.
**[02:19] Jashin**
I shouldn't have even played!
**[02:22] Jashin**
Why did I bother playing?
**[02:23] Jashin**
How is my wallet empty
after just thirty minutes?
**[02:29] Jashin**
If I had never walked into this alley...
**[02:32] Jashin**
If I had ignored the special deal
and just gone to the grocery store...
**[02:37] Jashin**
This right hand whispers to me
that I should spin the reels.
**[02:42] Jashin**
Why does it tremble and groan so?!
**[02:44] Jashin**
Oh, life is so cruel!
**[02:48] Jashin**
God of time, please send me back to
before I entered this establishment!
***SIGN*** Jashin-chan's
Life Theater
***SIGN*** Fin
***SIGN*** Life
Theater
***SIGN*** Jashin-chan's
Life Theater
***SIGN*** Fin
***SIGN*** Jashin-chan's
Life Theater
***SIGN*** Fin
***SIGN*** Jashin-chan's
Life Theater
***SIGN*** Fin
***SIGN*** Jashin-chan's
Life Theater
***SIGN*** Fin
***SIGN*** Jashin-chan's
Life Theater
***SIGN*** Fin
***SIGN*** Jashin-chan's
Life Theater
***SIGN*** Fin
**[02:55] Medusa**
Jashin-chan!
**[02:56] Jashin**
Oh, ATM.
**[02:58] Medusa**
I was just on my way to see you.
**[03:01] Medusa**
Look! I bought Fresh Moon.
**[03:04] Jashin**
Fresh Moon?
***SIGN*** Fresh
Moon
**[03:06] Jashin**
Fresh... "New"...
**[03:09] Jashin**
"Moon"... The moon...
**[03:11] Jashin**
A new moon rises?
**[03:13] Jashin**
If I play now, I can win.
**[03:16] Jashin**
If I don't play now...
**[03:17] DevilA**
...then when?
**[03:19] Medusa**
What is it?
**[03:23] Jashin**
Please!
**[03:25] Jashin**
Please! Lend me 20,000 yen!
I'll pay you back double!
**[03:29] DevilA**
And then...
**[03:32] Yurine**
You absolute imbecile!
**[03:35] Yurine**
What was that about paying it back double?
**[03:37] Yurine**
That's not double anything. That's cobwebs.
**[03:40] Yurine**
You even spent all our dinner money.
**[03:44] Yurine**
My only choice now is to kill you.
**[03:47] Jashin**
Help me, Medusa!
**[03:49] Medusa**
Please forgive her!
She regrets what she's done!
**[03:52] Medusa**
She's a good girl deep down!
**[03:55] Medusa**
Right, Jashin-chan?
**[03:58] Medusa**
See? Just look at that smile!
**[04:02] Jashin**
R-Right in the face...
**[04:04] Yurine**
She's rotten to the core.
**[04:07] Medusa**
Are you okay?
**[04:09] Jashin**
Not in the least.
**[04:10] Yurine**
Honestly. I give you an allowance, don't I?
**[04:14] Yurine**
If you want to play around, limit it to that.
**[04:17] Jashin**
Okay.
**[04:17] Yurine**
And you'd better pay back the
20,000 yen you owe Medusa.
***SIGN*** Has no money
**[04:24] Yurine**
You *will* pay her back.
**[04:26] Jashin**
Yes'm!
**[04:27] Medusa**
Don't put yourself out.
Whenever you have it is fine.
**[04:30] Yurine**
Medusa, don't be soft on her.
**[04:33] Yurine**
I'm taking the grocery money
you wasted out of your allowance.
**[04:37] Yurine**
Here. Do the actual shopping this time.
**[04:41] Jashin**
You got it!
**[04:42] Jashin**
This time, I will complete my mission!
**[04:45] Jashin**
I won't make a mistake like that again!
**[04:49] Medusa**
Jashin-chan... Should I go with you?
**[04:55] Jashin**
No, it's okay.
**[04:56] Jashin**
I have to clean up my own messes.
**[04:59] Jashin**
And I'll win back her trust!
**[05:01] Medusa**
Jashin-chan!
**[05:04] Jashin**
Well, see ya later!
***SIGN*** I just can't find Jashin-chan anywhere.
***SIGN*** What is this?
***SIGN*** I heard Japan ranked 13th in the world for clean air...
***SIGN*** Life
Theater
**[05:39] Yurine**
Jashin-chan's late. You don't think she...
**[05:42] Medusa**
Let's have faith in Jashin-chan.
**[05:45] Medusa**
She's a good girl!
***SIGN*** Drug Abuse
***SIGN*** Have the guts
to say NO!
**[05:47] Poporon**
Don't go hitting up losing
machines or white powder!
**[05:52] Jashin**
Jashin-chan Dropkick!
**[05:54] Jashin**
In the back!
**[05:57] Pekola**
Malfoy...
**[05:59] Jashin**
The bread crusts are mine!
**[06:01] Jashin**
So long!
**[06:02] Pekola**
You have plenty of your own food!
Why must you always take mine?!
**[06:07] Pekola**
That was supposed to last three days...
**[06:10] Poporon**
Gosh, Pekola-sama, you really are pathetic.
**[06:14] Pekola**
Poporon!
**[06:15] Poporon**
I was thinking of splitting that devil's
head open when she let her guard down,
**[06:20] Poporon**
but you let her leave.
**[06:21] Poporon**
Come to think of it...
**[06:24] Poporon**
That devil came here to
bring you curry not long ago, too.
**[06:28] Poporon**
Don't tell me...
**[06:30] Poporon**
You're an angel,
yet you're friends with a devil?
**[06:33] Pekola**
Gulp.
**[06:40] Poporon**
Surely not...
**[06:42] Poporon**
Right?
**[06:47] Pekola**
N-No.
**[06:50] Pekola**
I'm not friends with her at all.
**[06:54] Pekola**
What happened to your halo?
**[06:57] Poporon**
That devil who was just here ate it.
**[06:59] Pekola**
*Ate* it?!
**[07:00] Jashin**
Tee-hee!
**[07:01] Pekola**
Wait, halos are edible?
**[07:04] Pekola**
Was it good? How was the flavor?
**[07:06] Pekola**
What tastes good with them?
What was the texture like?
**[07:09] Poporon**
How would I know? I'm not the one who ate it.
**[07:12] Pekola**
I never would have guessed halos were edible.
**[07:15] Pekola**
I bet they're as fluffy as meringue,
**[07:17] Pekola**
with a velvety texture like soft roe.
**[07:20] Pekola**
And I bet the gentle sweetness of vanilla
fills your mouth when you take a bite...
**[07:26] Pekola**
Wait, does that mean you can't
go back to Heaven, either?
**[07:30] Poporon**
I guess. I didn't tell anyone
I was coming to the human realm.
**[07:34] Poporon**
I'll just have to wait
until my halo regenerates.
**[07:37] Pekola**
I see...
**[07:40] Pekola**
Wait, "regenerates"?!
**[07:43] Poporon**
You didn't know that?
**[07:45] Poporon**
Halos regenerate over time.
**[07:49] Poporon**
Were you really a high-ranking angel?
**[07:53] Poporon**
Though there's no telling
if it'll regenerate tomorrow,
**[07:56] Poporon**
the day after, or a hundred years from now.
**[07:59] Pekola**
I see.
**[08:02] Pekola**
So either way, unless someone comes for us,
**[08:05] Pekola**
we'll just have to continue
living in the human realm.
**[08:09] Poporon**
I guess so.
**[08:25] Pekola**
Okay!
**[08:27] Pekola**
In that case, let's call a truce for now and
work together to live in the human realm!
**[08:32] Poporon**
Huh? What are you talking about?
**[08:35] Poporon**
Working together is just a pain in the neck.
**[08:38] Poporon**
I know you'd just hold me back
since you're so naïve.
**[08:43] Poporon**
So I'm just going to do things my way.
**[08:49] Poporon**
Well, goodbye.
**[09:02] DevilA**
Did you think it was a halo?
**[09:05] DevilA**
It's Baumkuchen.
**[09:09] Pekola**
Will Poporon really be all right on her own?
**[09:14] Pekola**
Japan is ranked 40th of the
easiest countries to live in,
**[09:17] Pekola**
ranked 40th of countries
foreigners want to live in,
**[09:20] Pekola**
ranked 51st in happiness,
**[09:22] Pekola**
ranked third of countries
devils want to live in,
**[09:25] Pekola**
and ranked 78th of countries
angels want to live in.
**[09:35] Pekola**
Almost... there...
**[09:42] Pekola**
Wait...
***SIGN*** LIFE
**[09:43] Pekola**
A fake coin?!
**[09:45] Pekola**
Oh, my Lord!
**[09:47] Barker**
It's an easy job. You offer your lap as a pillow
and clean people's ears for 2,000 yen per hour.
**[09:53] WomanA**
Well, as long as it's just
cleaning ears, I guess.
**[09:56] WomanB**
I'll do it!
**[09:58] ManA**
Just stay in the same building for a month
or so and take a drug at certain times,
**[10:02] ManA**
for 500,000 yen a month!
**[10:04] Hashira**
With that much money,
**[10:05] Hashira**
I could buy 71 copies of the 4k Ultra HD Blu-ray
with handshake event tickets included!
**[10:10] Man in Black**
It's easy work. Just talk rich-looking
nerds into buying paintings.
**[10:15] Man in Black**
You get a cut of the profits, too.
With your looks, you'll make a killing.
**[10:20] Lady**
Hmm, I don't know...
***SIGN*** An Angel's Work
***SIGN*** An Angel's Work
***SIGN*** New
***SIGN*** An Angel's Work
***SIGN*** An Angel's Work
***SIGN*** New
***SIGN*** An Angel's Work
***SIGN*** An Angel's Work
***SIGN*** New
**[10:31] Scout**
You're adorable! Just like an angel!
**[10:34] Scout**
I've got a great job with great pay
**[10:37] Scout**
that only adorable girls like
you can handle. How 'bout it?
**[10:40] Poporon**
Aw...
**[10:44] Pekola**
Honestly...
**[10:46] Pekola**
Poporon has no idea how hard it is
to get by in the human realm.
**[10:53] Poporon**
She may be impertinent...
**[10:57] Pekola**
but I can't abandon a fellow angel.
**[11:00] Pekola**
I have to convince her to work
hand-in-hand with me.
**[11:03] Pekola**
Besides, there aren't many respectable
employers that hire people without identi—
**[11:08] Poporon**
Thank you!
**[11:10] Saburo**
Thanks.
**[11:12] Poporon**
Here's your ramen with
a half order of fried rice!
**[11:14] Guy**
You're a real cutie.
***SIGN*** Ramen
**[11:16] Poporon**
Aw, really?
**[11:18] Pekola**
She found one.
**[11:27] Minos**
Mapo tofu is meant to be drunk!
**[11:31] Jashin**
Here.
**[11:32] Minos**
Thanks!
**[11:33] Yurine**
Peanuts?
**[11:34] Jashin**
An ogre is coming.
***SIGN*** (Ogre)
**[11:36] Yurine**
An ogre?
**[11:37] Jashin**
I called in an ogre from Hell
for the Setsubun ritual.
**[11:41] Yurine**
Oh, they have Setsubun in Hell, too?
**[11:44] Minos**
We sure do.
**[11:45] Minos**
And after we throw the beans,
we eat one for each year of our lives,
**[11:49] Minos**
which gets pretty insane.
**[11:51] (Flashback) Jashin**
Water... Water, please...
**[11:52] (Flashback) Medusa**
I can't eat any more...
**[11:53] (Flashback) Minos**
I... I can keep going...
**[11:57] Yurine**
Wow, so you observe
the same custom as Japan.
**[12:00] Jashin**
That ogre sure is late, though.
**[12:04] Jashin**
Yurine, when the ogre comes, throw
peanuts at it so it can't come in the house.
**[12:09] Jashin**
Then we'll have good luck all year,
and I'll be able to win at pachinko—
**[12:15] Jashin**
It's here!
**[12:16] Ogre**
I'm sorry! I sincerely apologize
for getting here slightly late!
**[12:21] Jashin**
Don't show up late, you worthless ogre!
**[12:24] Jashin**
Ogres out! Good luck in!
Ogres out! Good luck in!
**[12:28] Yurine**
Stop that!
**[12:30] Yurine**
Look how cute it is!
Don't you feel bad at all?
**[12:33] Ogre**
Oh, no. This is my job.
**[12:36] Jashin**
You fool!
**[12:38] Jashin**
How could you let it into the house?!
**[12:40] Jashin**
Now good luck won't come here!
**[12:43] Jashin**
I'll be flat broke for another year.
**[12:45] Yurine**
With you here, good luck was
never going to come, anyway.
**[12:48] Jashin**
I got in trouble because of you!
**[12:51] Ogre**
Owie!
**[12:52] Yurine**
What did I tell you?
**[12:55] Yurine**
Jashin-chan...
**[12:57] Yurine**
If you pick on this little one, I'll carve
you up bit by bit with a kebab knife.
**[13:02] (Flashback) Jashin**
Please stop! Hayama!
**[13:07] Jashin**
I'm sorry. I won't do it again.
**[13:10] Yurine**
Good.
**[13:11] Yurine**
Let's get back to celebrating Setsubun, then.
**[13:13] Minos**
Yeah, let's!
**[13:15] Minos**
With this little runt of an ogre, though?
**[13:19] Yurine**
Hold it for a sec.
**[13:22] Minos**
What's that?
**[13:23] Yurine**
A special bean-thrower.
**[13:25] Jashin**
Wha—
**[13:27] Yurine**
Ogres out!
**[13:36] Yurine**
That was great.
**[13:38] Yurine**
Ah, I feel much better now.
Good luck must really be headed my way.
***SIGN*** ° Minos accepted the responsibility
of eating all the beans.
**[13:44] DevilA**
Minos accepted the responsibility
of eating all the beans.
**[13:48] Minos**
Huh?! U-Uh, yeah! I'll eat them!
**[13:50] Minos**
All of... Wait, *all* of them?!
**[13:52] Jashin**
Who's she calling an ogre?
**[13:55] Jashin**
That's an insult to a high-ranking devil!
**[13:58] Jashin**
Ugh! Yurine ruined my Setsubun ritual!
**[14:02] Jashin**
I'm so irritated!
**[14:04] Jashin**
I'm gonna go pick on someone even weaker!
**[14:12] DevilA**
Convenience stores have been
pushing ehomaki as a new event food,
**[14:17] DevilA**
but it hasn't really caught on.
**[14:19] DevilA**
There are even roll cakes that look
like ehomaki but are actually dessert,
**[14:23] DevilA**
but they haven't caught on either.
**[14:26] DevilA**
What's gonna become of ehomaki?
**[14:36] Pekola**
So cold.
**[14:40] Pekola**
Doing hard physical labor every day
eventually starts to weigh on you,
**[14:45] Pekola**
both physically and mentally.
**[14:47] Pekola**
And it barely pays anything at all.
**[14:49] Pekola**
What's wrong with this country?
**[14:52] Pekola**
This is why Japan is ranked second of
countries where people sleep the least,
**[14:57] Pekola**
ranked last of countries where
people use up their paid leave,
**[15:00] Pekola**
114th in the worldwide
gender equality ranking,
**[15:03] Pekola**
ranked second of countries
devils want to live in,
**[15:06] Pekola**
and ranked 145th of countries
angels want to live in.
**[15:09] Pekola**
Ow!
**[15:10] Jashin**
Ogres out.
**[15:11] Pekola**
Ow!
**[15:13] Jashin**
Angels, die.
**[15:14] Pekola**
Hey! Stop that!
**[15:17] Pekola**
This is not who I want to deal
with when I'm exhausted...
**[15:21] Pekola**
Wasting food is never a good thing.
**[15:25] Pekola**
This isn't like you.
***SIGN*** You can waste human lives
all you want, but don't you
dare waste food!
by Jashin-chan
**[15:28] Jashin**
So there! By Jashin-chan.
**[15:31] Pekola**
It was on the ground, but it's still good!
**[15:33] Pekola**
I don't follow the three-second rule.
I have my own thirty-second rule!
**[15:37] Jashin**
It's fine.
**[15:39] Jashin**
If it's dirty, just take it
out of the shell and eat it.
**[15:44] Pekola**
That's good!
**[15:45] Pekola**
There's one here, too!
Oh, and over here, too!
**[15:50] Jashin**
You can have the bag.
**[15:51] Pekola**
What?!
**[15:52] Jashin**
And also this.
**[15:54] Jashin**
Yurine said to bring it to you.
**[15:56] Pekola**
It's so long!
**[15:57] Pekola**
Is it some kind of norimaki?
**[16:00] Jashin**
It's called ehomaki.
**[16:02] Jashin**
They say if you eat it while facing in
a certain direction, you'll have good luck.
**[16:06] Jashin**
This year's direction is that way.
**[16:08] Jashin**
Don't eat it inside your cardboard house.
**[16:11] Jashin**
It'll poke right through.
**[16:13] Pekola**
I'll eat it outside.
**[16:14] Jashin**
Okay, I'm going home.
**[16:16] Jashin**
I have to make an ehomaki for Yurine, too.
**[16:19] Pekola**
Um...
**[16:21] Pekola**
Thank you.
**[16:27] Jashin**
Ehomaki is so yummy!
**[16:30] Pekola**
Eho...
**[16:31] Pekola**
This way, huh?
**[16:33] Pekola**
Okay! N-Now, good luck really will come to...
**[16:40] Pekola**
Thirty-second rule!
**[16:44] Pekola**
It's delicious! Maybe good luck
really *will* come my way!
**[16:49] Boy**
That lady ate an ehomaki
that fell on the ground!
**[16:53] Boy**
She ate it off the ground,
and now she's choking!
**[16:56] Mom**
Don't ever try that.
**[16:57] Boy**
C'mon, even I know not to do that!
**[17:05] Pekola**
Huh? I felt as if I was returning
to Heaven for a moment there...
**[17:09] Pekola**
Did I imagine it?
**[17:11] Pekola**
Will good luck ever come to me?
**[17:21] Yurine**
It's so cute!
***SIGN*** Card Usage
***SIGN*** Account:
***SIGN*** Name:
***SIGN*** Medusa-sama
***SIGN*** Amount Billed:
***SIGN*** Item
***SIGN*** Quantity
***SIGN*** Price
***SIGN*** Pineapple and Pen
***SIGN*** Amazoness
**[17:23] Yurine**
You used Medusa's card
number to blow 100,000 yen
**[17:27] Yurine**
on social network game microtransactions?
**[17:31] Yurine**
So it wasn't just pachinko. And you had the
nerve to ask her to lend you money yesterday?
**[17:36] Jashin**
Upsy-daisy...
**[17:40] Yurine**
Hiding won't help you.
**[17:43] Jashin**
Medusa! Yurine caught me because
you brought that statement over!
**[17:48] Medusa**
B-But I was worried that you'd
became a social network game addict!
**[17:52] Jashin**
That's none of your business!
Quit playing the victim, you dumbass!
**[17:56] Yurine**
Medusa's the victim here.
**[17:58] Jashin**
I give! I give! I give!
**[18:00] Yurine**
And Medusa, why'd you
give her your card number?
**[18:04] Medusa**
I thought as long as
I didn't give her my PIN...
**[18:06] Yurine**
Don't give out the number, either!
**[18:08] Jashin**
Hey, c'mon. Don't pick on Medusa.
**[18:11] Jashin**
Zoom!
**[18:13] Yurine**
You should've known she'd
abuse it if you gave it to her.
**[18:16] Yurine**
Get a new card as soon as
you get back to Hell.
**[18:20] Medusa**
Okay.
**[18:21] Yurine**
Honestly...
**[18:22] Yurine**
All you ever do is make trouble for Medusa.
**[18:25] Jashin**
I'll pay it back all at once eventually.
**[18:28] Yurine**
How are you going to do that?
You don't have a job.
**[18:30] Jashin**
Huh?
**[18:34] Jashin**
I could sell clothes I don't wear...
**[18:37] Jashin**
*A sale already!*
**[18:39] Jashin**
Borrow money from Medusa
to bet at the races...
**[18:42] (Flashback) Jashin**
Go! Go! Get in there!
**[18:43] (Flashback) Jashin**
Get in there or I'll put
a blade in you, damn it!
**[18:48] Yurine**
Why does it never even occur
to you to earn money by working?
**[18:55] Yurine**
Also, you don't even have any clothes.
**[18:59] Yurine**
I swear, you...
**[19:01] Jashin**
A notification from one of my games!
**[19:03] Jashin**
I wonder if my stamina's fully refilled—
**[19:10] Yurine**
Don't mess with your phone when
we're having a serious discussion.
**[19:14] Jashin**
M-My finger! My finger!
**[19:17] Yurine**
She's showing no signs of remorse at all.
**[19:20] Medusa**
A-Are you okay?
**[19:22] Jashin**
My hand... My hand hurts...
**[19:25] Yurine**
It'll grow back soon. You'll be fine.
**[19:28] Jashin**
I'm done for.
**[19:30] Medusa**
Hang in there, Jashin-chan!
**[19:32] Jashin**
I have a final wish.
**[19:34] Medusa**
What is it?
**[19:35] Jashin**
You have two cards, right?
**[19:38] Medusa**
Uh-huh.
**[19:39] Jashin**
Put the number for the
other one in my phone.
**[19:46] Yurine**
You never learn.
**[19:50] Jashin**
Not the chainsaw! Ultra Memento Mori!
**[19:53] Yurine**
That's...
**[19:54] Yurine**
...enough.
**[19:59] Yurine**
Okay, we're done here.
**[20:01] Medusa**
I wonder where that leads to...
**[20:11] Jashin**
Huh? This is...
***SIGN*** July 9th
***SIGN*** July 9th
**[20:16] Jashin**
Before the sale at the
grocery store yesterday?
**[20:20] Jashin**
The 10,000 yen I spent
yesterday is still here.
***SIGN*** Life Theater
**[20:24] Jashin**
Did I travel in time and come back here?
**[20:27] Jashin**
There's a hole in space-time under
Yurine's floor that leads to the past?!
**[20:31] Jashin**
Yay! Thank you, god of time!
***SIGN*** Life
Theater
**[20:37] Jashin**
No, I can't.
**[20:38] Jashin**
If I go in there, the same thing
will happen all over again.
**[20:46] Jashin**
Play... Play...
**[20:50] Jashin**
No... Why did I come back here?
**[20:53] Jashin**
I might actually be able to win.
**[20:56] Jashin**
No, I *can* win!
**[20:58] Jashin**
I will upend everything!
**[21:01] Jashin**
I will change history!
**[21:04] Jashin**
Just you wait, Yurine!
***SIGN*** Life
Theater
**[21:05] Jashin**
Dinner tonight will be super fancy sukiyaki
made with the finest marbled beef!
**[21:12] DevilA**
Jashin-chan did change history.
**[21:15] DevilA**
She wandered into a never-ending time loop.
**[21:18] DevilA**
How many times will Jashin-chan have
repeated this by the next time we see her?
**[21:24] DevilA**
If she manages to realize that she's made
the same mistake, we'll meet again...
**[21:31] DevilA**
Though there's no telling when that may be.
**[23:12] Medusa**
What's wrong, Jashin-chan?
**[23:14] Jashin**
We couldn't...
We couldn't fill our time slot!
**[23:19] Medusa**
It's okay, Jashin-chan.
**[23:22] Medusa**
Everyone wants to see
their adorable Jashin-chan.
**[23:26] Medusa**
So smile.
**[23:28] Medusa**
Let everyone see your smile.
**[23:31] Medusa**
Okay?
**[23:32] Jashin**
Medusa...
**[23:34] Jashin**
Okay.
**[23:38] Yurine**
*That's* your smile?
**[23:40] Jashin**
An iron container is
delivered from a distant land.
**[23:43] Jashin**
It is Elizabeth Bathory's iron maiden.
**[23:46] Jashin**
It now gently embraces a devil.
**[23:50] Jashin**
*Dropkick on My Devil* returns next time
with a Dragon Screw to your heart!
# E9 -
Source: [Crunchyroll](https://www.crunchyroll.com/watch/G7PU4JEKW/)
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***SIGN*** July 9th
***SIGN*** July 9th
***SIGN*** Life
Theater
**[00:08] Jashin**
I lost again.
**[00:11] Jashin**
That's the 17,771st time!
**[01:47] Jashin**
Medusa!
**[01:50] Medusa**
Jashin-chan, what's wrong?
**[01:52] Medusa**
Why do you look so serious?
**[01:55] Jashin**
We're going to the bank.
**[01:56] Medusa**
Huh?!
**[01:57] Medusa**
Anything but that!
Bank robbery is bad! Please reconsider!
**[02:01] Jashin**
Not to *rob* it! Just to make a
withdrawal! From your account!
**[02:04] Medusa**
Oh, that's what you meant!
**[02:06] Jashin**
I blew everything on pachislot.
**[02:08] Medusa**
What a relief!
**[02:09] Yurine**
That shouldn't be a relief.
**[02:10] Jashin**
*My actions will change history.*
**[02:13] Jashin**
*I'll make this the last time.*
**[02:16] Jashin**
Well, we're off to the bank.
**[02:27] Jashin**
Who actually gets caught up
in a bank robbery, of all things?!
**[02:32] RobberA**
Hey, ya better all behave!
**[02:34] RobberB**
No funny business!
**[02:37] Jashin**
I should've had Medusa come here by herself!
Then I would have stayed nice and safe!
**[02:42] RobberB**
Yo, snake woman! What are you
mumbling about?! I'll kill you!
**[02:46] Jashin**
I-I-It doesn't matter what happens to her!
**[02:48] Jashin**
Just please don't hurt me!
**[02:50] Medusa**
Jashin-chan!
**[02:52] RobberB**
Keep quiet or I'll kill you!
**[02:55] Ryo**
Mom, I wanna play a card game.
**[02:58] Mom**
Shhh. Be quiet.
**[03:00] Ryo**
Boo.
**[03:00] Medusa**
Jashin-chan...
**[03:02] Medusa**
Can't your dropkick take out
guys like these pretty easily?
**[03:06] Medusa**
We're devils, anyway.
It's our job to punish bad people.
**[03:09] Jashin**
But what if I miss? I'll be killed.
**[03:13] Jashin**
Devil or not, a gunshot
to the head would kill me.
**[03:17] Medusa**
B-But we have to protect the humans...
**[03:19] Ryo**
Mom, I'm hungry.
**[03:22] Mom**
Hang in there a little longer.
**[03:24] OL**
I'm supposed to be taking
my supplement right now.
**[03:26] Girl**
If I don't feed the chicks, they'll die.
**[03:29] Mustache**
I have an important consultation.
This is ridiculous.
**[03:32] Hashira**
I won't make it to
Miyu-tan's handshake event!
**[03:37] Tanahashi**
Hey, part-timer...
**[03:38] Pregnant**
Th-The baby's coming...
**[03:40] Hottie**
I'm gonna poop my pants.
**[03:43] Jashin**
Okay, I've got it.
**[03:45] Medusa**
Jashin-chan!
**[03:48] Jashin**
The people who want to do
the protecting can do so!
**[03:50] Jashin**
I don't wanna die,
so I'll just watch from here!
**[03:55] Tanahashi**
Guess I'll have to look for a new part-timer...
**[03:58] Pregnant**
It's... It's coming...
**[03:59] OL**
I'll get fat if I don't take my supplement.
**[04:01] Mustache**
It's ridiculous. Just ridiculous.
**[04:02] Girl**
The chicks...
**[04:03] Jashin**
What? You're really going?
**[04:06] Medusa**
Uh-huh.
**[04:07] RobberA**
What's taking so long?
**[04:08] RobberB**
Just wait a little longer.
**[04:11] RobberB**
What do you want? Wander around
too much and I'll shoot you.
**[04:14] RobberA**
What's with that weird bag on your head?
**[04:16] Medusa**
Um...
**[04:17] Medusa**
Would you mind looking into my eyes?
**[04:21] Robbers**
Your eyes?
**[04:23] RobberA**
Huh? She's kinda cute!
**[04:28] Jashin**
That's my girl.
**[04:32] Medusa**
Everyone, it's all right now.
**[04:34] Girl**
What was that? What'd you do?
**[04:36] Mustache**
I don't know what happened, but you saved us!
**[04:39] Hashira**
The girl who looks exactly like Miyu-tan!
**[04:41] Mom**
Thank you!
**[04:41] Ryo**
Thanks, paper bag lady!
**[04:42] Tanahashi**
Thanks!
**[04:43] Pregnant**
I had my baby! I'm so happy!
**[04:46] Hottie**
I pooped my pants! It's so warm!
**[04:50] Jashin**
Of course, I could've stopped
'em with my dropkick, too,
**[04:53] Jashin**
but I'll let Medusa take
all the glory this once.
**[05:03] Mei**
You did great, Orochimaru!
**[05:06] Jashin**
Aw, it was no challenge at all for me!
**[05:10] Jashin**
We unleashed our deadly combination!
**[05:14] Mei**
By the way, Paper Bag-chan...
**[05:16] Mei**
When will their petrification wear off?
**[05:18] Medusa**
I think they'll go back to normal soon.
**[05:20] Mei**
Got it! You can leave the rest to the police!
**[05:23] Medusa**
Okay.
**[05:24] Mei**
Well, Orochimaru, let's go.
**[05:27] Jashin**
Why?
**[05:27] Mei**
Why? Because today is the day
I make you mine, of course!
**[05:31] Mei**
You're under arrest!
**[05:32] Jashin**
I don't wanna! Medusa, help me!
**[05:36] Medusa**
Not my problem.
**[05:37] Mei**
To commemorate the capture of a
bank robber! Gotta put this on Instagram!
**[05:41] Mei**
Hashtag "She couldn't steal the money,
but she stole my heart!"
**[05:45] Jashin**
Medusa, help me!
**[05:46] Mei**
"Orochimaru love!" There!
***SIGN*** Assistance Time Medusa
**[05:48] Jashin**
ATM!
**[05:50] Jashin**
ATM!
**[05:53] Medusa**
I don't help people who play dirty.
**[05:56] Medusa**
The ATM is over there.
**[05:58] Jashin**
Say what?! You coward!
***SIGN*** Narrator: Devil A Directed by: Devil B Composition: Devil C Photography: Devil E Editing: Devil F Effects: Devil G CG: Devil H EED: Devil I MA: Devil J Publicity: Devil K Administrator: Devil L AD: Devil N Research: Devil O with: Hell Bank Execution Office AP: Devil P Producers: Devil R Devil T Chief Producer: Devil U Direction: Devil W Devil Y Chief Director: Devil Z Rights: Flex Comix
**[06:01] Jashin**
I knew you'd turn out to be that kind of girl!
***SIGN*** Devil D
***SIGN*** Sound
**[06:03] DevilA**
Bank robbery cases in Japan peaked in 2001.
**[06:03] Jashin**
I'll haunt you and your children
and your grandchildren!
**[06:06] Jashin**
I'll make you spend all of
eternity regretting this in Hell!
***SIGN*** Production
**[06:07] DevilA**
Since then, they have continued to decline.
***SIGN*** Devil M
**[06:08] Jashin**
ATM! ATM! ATM! ATM! ATM! ATM!
***SIGN*** In Cooperation
**[06:09] DevilA**
But instead, low-risk crimes such as
bank transfer fraud have been on the rise.
***SIGN*** Tachibana Mei
***SIGN*** Devil Q Devil S
**[06:14] DevilA**
We all probably need to call our parents
regularly to ensure they won't be fooled.
***SIGN*** Devil V Devil X
***SIGN*** Production
**[06:20] Jashin**
But at least this changed history!
**[06:23] Medusa**
My paper bag tore.
**[06:26] Jashin**
Wear this one.
**[06:27] Medusa**
Thanks. I'm fine with that, but...
**[06:30] Medusa**
The kraft paper ones just have
the best feel, fit, and smell.
**[06:36] Jashin**
You care about that?
**[06:45] Minos**
All right!
**[06:52] Minos**
Time to go deliver the milk!
***SIGN*** Milk
**[06:58] Minos**
There.
**[06:59] Minos**
That's the last house.
**[07:02] Minos**
All right! I cut down my total
delivery time by another second.
**[07:06] Minos**
If I keep this up, pretty soon
I'll get it all done in zero seconds!
**[07:11] Minos**
Yeah, just kidding!
***SIGN*** Beef
**[07:15] Minos**
Seconds!
***SIGN*** Beef
***SIGN*** Beef
***SIGN*** Beef
***SIGN*** Beef
**[07:16] Yurine**
You sure eat a lot,
and so early in the day.
**[07:19] Jashin**
Show a little restraint.
**[07:21] Minos**
Yeah, but your cooking's
just so good, Jashin-chan.
**[07:25] Jashin**
W-Well, I know that!
***SIGN*** Beef
**[07:28] Jashin**
Here.
**[07:29] Minos**
Ooh! A folktale-sized serving!
**[07:31] DevilA**
This folktale.
**[07:32] Jashin**
But seriously, you're so
energetic, it's overwhelming.
**[07:36] Minos**
Yep! I haven't caught a cold
even once since I was a kid!
**[07:39] Jashin**
Yeah, since you're so dumb.
**[07:43] Jashin**
I've never caught one, either.
**[07:45] Jashin**
'Cause I'm dumb.
**[07:47] Yurine**
Isn't it about time you got going?
**[07:49] Minos**
Oops! I'm gonna be late!
**[07:51] Minos**
Thanks for the meal! See ya later!
**[07:54] Yurine**
Minos sure is a hard worker.
**[07:56] Yurine**
Unlike someone else I know.
**[07:59] Jashin**
I'm a career housewife.
***SIGN*** Safety
First
***SIGN*** Under construction. We apologize for the inconvenience.
**[08:04] Minos**
There we go.
**[08:05] Tanahashi**
You're pretty damn reliable, aren't ya?
**[08:08] Minos**
Just leave it all to me!
**[08:09] Pekola**
S-So heavy...
**[08:10] Tanahashi**
Yo! Smaller girl!
**[08:12] Pekola**
What? Are you talking to Pekola?
**[08:15] Tanahashi**
I dunno if you're Pekola or not,
but I mean you, part-timer!
**[08:18] Tanahashi**
Quit dawdling and carry
those bags, part-timer!
**[08:21] Pekola**
Even if it's to stay alive, being worked
to the bone by a human is just...
**[08:24] Minos**
Hup!
**[08:25] Minos**
You can leave the heavy labor to me.
**[08:28] Minos**
Get him to put you on a different job.
**[08:30] Pekola**
Th-Thank you...
**[08:32] Minos**
It's fine, it's fine!
**[08:34] Pekola**
Sh-She's so dazzling...
**[08:36] Pekola**
She's a devil... right?
**[08:42] Minos**
Well, that's another day's work done!
**[08:45] Minos**
Maybe I'll go for a run on my way home!
**[08:47] Pekola**
U-Um, thank you for—
**[08:54] Pekola**
I didn't get to thank her. I'm such a fool!
**[08:59] Pekola**
Next time...
***SIGN*** When will I finally get to see Jashin-chan?
**[09:13] Minos**
Whoa! Are you okay?
***SIGN*** Y-Yes...
**[09:17] Minos**
Oh, good!
**[09:19] Mions**
Sorry about that. Be careful getting home.
**[09:22] Minos**
Later!
***SIGN*** Is she a devil?
***SIGN*** Wait! Do you know where Jashin-chan is?
***SIGN*** Hey!
**[09:33] Ryo**
Minos-oneechan!
**[09:35] Ryo**
Play a card game with us!
**[09:36] Kids**
Come play!
**[09:39] Minos**
Sorry! I don't have my cards on me today.
**[09:42] Ryo**
Aw, you don't?
**[09:43] Mohawk**
Too bad.
**[09:44] Minos**
Next time, okay?
**[09:46] Ryo**
Okay! Bye!
**[09:48] Kids**
See ya!
**[09:48] Mohawk**
Play with us again!
**[09:50] Jashin**
You boys...
**[09:53] Jashin**
I have cards. I'm willing to play with you.
**[10:01] Ryo**
Nah, that's okay. Let's go, guys.
**[10:04] Bakuga**
Man, I wanted to play with Minos-oneechan.
**[10:07] LOVE**
She has such big boobs.
**[10:08] Ryo**
And she's super strong, too!
**[10:10] Mohawk**
Plus, she has such big boobs.
**[10:18] Minos**
Another hard day's work!
**[10:21] Minos**
Nothing beats a bath after hard labor.
***SIGN*** Ebisu Face Beer
***SIGN*** Ebisu Face Beer
***SIGN*** Ebisu Face Beer
***SIGN*** Ebisu Face Beer
***SIGN*** Ebisu Face Beer
***SIGN*** Ebisu Face Beer
***SIGN*** Ebisu Face Beer
***SIGN*** Ebisu Face Beer
***SIGN*** Ebisu Face Beer
***SIGN*** Ebisu Face Beer
**[10:34] Minos**
That's the stuff!
**[10:36] Minos**
I'm gonna work hard again tomorrow!
**[10:41] Jashin**
Damn it! Why is Minos so popular with
humans and I'm not?! We're both devils!
**[10:46] Jashin**
All humans should just die!
**[10:49] Yurine**
It's probably because
you think things like that.
**[10:52] Jashin**
Jashin-chan Dropkick!
**[10:56] Minos**
What do you want to drink?
Orange or grapefruit juice?
**[11:00] Jashin**
Orange.
**[11:01] Minos**
There.
**[11:05] Minos**
Here.
**[11:06] Jashin**
That seems kinda gross.
***SIGN*** SOSEIKI
***SIGN*** Chinese Cooking
***SIGN*** Chinese Cooking & Ramen
**[11:11] Yurine**
Jashin-chan...
***SIGN*** Ramen
**[11:13] Yurine**
Do you want ramen for lunch?
**[11:15] Jashin**
Hmm... If I had to choose,
I'm more in the mood for rice.
**[11:20] Yurine**
Your face says you want to eat ramen.
**[11:23] Jashin**
Uh, no, rice—
**[11:24] Yurine**
You want ramen, don't you?
**[11:27] Jashin**
Yes, I want ramen.
**[11:30] Jashin**
*It happened again.*
**[11:32] Poporon**
Welcome!
**[11:36] Jashin**
Ah, it's you!
**[11:39] Yurine**
You know her?
**[11:39] Jashin**
She almost killed me!
**[11:42] Jashin**
I'll finish you off this time!
**[11:43] Poporon**
Wh-What are you talking about? Please stop!
**[11:46] Jashin**
Don't play dumb!
**[11:47] Chiba/Ozaki**
Stop!
***SIGN*** Carnivore
***SIGN*** Herbivore
***SIGN*** Carnivore
***SIGN*** Herbivore
**[11:48] Chiba**
No using violence against Noel-chan!
**[11:50] Ozaki**
No violence!
**[11:51] Jashin**
Huh? Noel?
***SIGN*** Carnivore
***SIGN*** Herbivore
**[11:53] Jashin**
Was your name Noel?
***SIGN*** Carnivore
***SIGN*** Herbivore
***SIGN*** Carnivore
***SIGN*** Herbivore
**[11:55] Chiba**
Noel-chan is a hard-working girl
who works here while striving to be an idol!
***SIGN*** Carnivore
***SIGN*** Herbivore
**[12:00] Ozaki**
You can't kill a girl like her!
**[12:01] Chiba**
Yeah!
**[12:02] Jashin**
An... idol?
**[12:04] Jashin**
* She looks like her, but...*
* maybe she isn't Poporon-chan?*
**[12:09] Jashin**
So you're... Noel-san?
**[12:12] Poporon**
* Ugh, this just turned into*
* a huge pain in the ass.*
**[12:15] Poporon**
My name is Amatsuka Noel!
**[12:18] Poporon**
It's so nice to meet you!
**[12:20] DevilA**
It's said that ramen with a half portion
of fried rice originated in Jinbocho.
**[12:24] DevilA**
Whether you believe that or not is up to you.
**[12:27] Poporon**
What would you like to order?
**[12:29] Yurine**
Come on, enough with the
weird rants. Just order already.
**[12:34] Poporon**
*I'm saved!*
**[12:35] Owner**
Here you go.
**[12:37] Yurine**
So, I see you hired some new help
since the last time I was here.
**[12:41] Owner**
Yeah, and business has been
booming thanks to Noel-chan.
***SIGN*** Herbivore
**[12:45] Chiba**
We come here every day, after all!
**[12:48] Ozaki**
Yep!
**[12:49] Poporon**
And I appreciate it!
**[12:50] Poporon**
Here's some stir-fried
bean sprouts. They're on me!
**[12:56] Chiba**
She's providing bean sprouts to
pigs like us out of her own paycheck!
**[13:01] Ozaki**
We're so blessed!
**[13:03] Poporon**
*Talk about simple.*
**[13:05] Poporon**
* Who knew human men were so easy to ply*
* you could win them over with bean sprouts?*
**[13:11] Jashin**
*That unique pouch...*
**[13:14] Jashin**
*It's obviously that angel's.*
**[13:16] Jashin**
*Okay.*
**[13:18] Jashin**
Poporon-chan! I'd like
some more water, please.
**[13:20] Poporon**
Coming right up!
**[13:22] Poporon**
*Uh-oh!*
**[13:25] Jashin**
I knew you were Poporon-chan!
***SIGN*** Carnivore
***SIGN*** Herbivore
**[13:28] Chiba**
Stop, foul snake woman!
***SIGN*** Carnivore
***SIGN*** Herbivore
**[13:30] Ozaki**
What are you doing to Noel-chan?!
**[13:32] Yurine**
Jashin-chan, this is a place
where everyone can eat.
**[13:37] Yurine**
So you need to eat your food quietly, too.
**[13:40] Jashin**
But she—
**[13:42] Yurine**
Don't point.
**[13:43] Jashin**
H-Hey...
**[13:45] Jashin**
Apyo!
**[13:47] DevilA**
It's said that the first person to
eat ramen in Japan was Mito Komon,
**[13:52] DevilA**
but a new theory suggests it may actually
have been a monk in the Muromachi period.
**[13:56] DevilA**
What you choose to believe is up to... you...
**[13:59] Yurine**
I'd like to pay now.
**[14:01] Jashin**
M-My finger... My finger...
**[14:01] Poporon**
R-Right...
**[14:04] Yurine**
That was a great meal.
I apologize for all the fuss.
**[14:08] Owner**
S-Sure...
**[14:10] Yurine**
Time to go, Jashin-chan.
**[14:18] Yurine**
It seems what Jashin-chan says is true,
that you're no ordinary human.
**[14:23] Yurine**
You have the same aura
as someone else I know.
**[14:29] Poporon**
* That woman bosses about a devil,*
* and she knows who I am?*
**[14:34] Poporon**
*Who in the world is she?*
**[14:35] Jashin**
Jashin-chan Dropkick!
**[14:40] Jashin**
The word "stationery"
contains the word "armor,"
***SIGN*** (Stationery)
***SIGN*** Bunbougu
***SIGN*** m 0 0 l 100 0 100 100 0 100
***SIGN*** (Armor)
**[14:44] Jashin**
so stationery must have
high defensive power.
**[14:47] Jashin**
Yurine!
**[14:48] Jashin**
I want to test this thing's defensive power,
so I need you to attack me.
**[14:52] Yurine**
Got it.
**[14:53] Jashin**
Okay, bring it on!
**[14:59] Jashin**
It couldn't... block it...
**[15:02] Yurine**
You're so dumb.
**[15:10] Jashin**
Th-The pudding convulsions won't stop...
***SIGN*** Puttsun
***SIGN*** Pudding
**[15:20] Jashin**
Found you!
**[15:30] Jashin**
Hurry! Hurry! Hurry! Hurry!
Hurry! Hurry! Hurry! Hurry!
**[15:36] Jashin**
* Having learned how delicious pudding is*
* after coming to the human realm,*
**[15:40] Jashin**
* I now need to ingest pudding regularly,*
* or I experience convulsions.*
**[15:45] Jashin**
*Yummy! So yummy!*
**[15:49] Jashin**
* This sensation, like something*
* soaking into my brain!*
**[15:52] Jashin**
* Red bean buns and chocolate-flavored*
* red bean buns are no match for this!*
***SIGN*** Yurine
**[16:06] Jashin**
Now I've done it!
**[16:07] Jashin**
This was Yurine's!
**[16:10] Jashin**
Crap, crap, crap, crap!
**[16:12] Jashin**
I gotta go buy another one
before Yurine gets home!
**[16:15] Yurine**
I'm home.
**[16:17] Yurine**
What's wrong? You look like
the world's coming to an end.
**[16:21] Jashin**
It just did.
**[16:23] Jashin**
Everything looked so vivid,
and then it all collapsed.
**[16:26] Yurine**
Huh?
**[16:27] Yurine**
Oh, I see you ate my pudding.
**[16:30] Jashin**
I-It was an invisible man.
**[16:33] Yurine**
Huh?
**[16:34] Jashin**
An invisible man...
**[16:36] Jashin**
Watch out! There's an
invisible man around here!
**[16:40] Jashin**
That's who ate your pudding!
**[16:42] Jashin**
I'll catch him!
**[16:44] Jashin**
He punched me! Not bad, invisible man!
**[16:48] Jashin**
Take this! Royal Copenhagen!
**[16:52] Jashin**
Wait! You're running away?!
**[16:54] Jashin**
Damn! He got away!
**[16:57] Yurine**
So... the window's closed.
How did he get out?
**[17:01] Jashin**
Oh, er... well... he just, uh...
passed through the window?
**[17:07] Yurine**
How can you see him if he's invisible?
**[17:10] Jashin**
B-Because... I'm a devil...
**[17:16] Yurine**
You have pudding around your mouth.
**[17:18] Jashin**
Huh?
**[17:20] Yurine**
Coming.
**[17:21] Delivery**
Delivery!
**[17:23] Jashin**
M-Maybe it got on me while
I was fighting the invisible man...
**[17:30] Yurine**
The thing I ordered just arrived.
**[17:32] Jashin**
Huh?
**[17:33] Jashin**
The "thing"? What thing?
**[17:36] Yurine**
An iron maiden.
**[17:38] Yurine**
If you'd been honest and told me you ate it,
I would've just sent you to buy more.
**[17:43] Yurine**
Why did you have to come up
with such a stupid story?
***SIGN*** Beth
**[17:54] Jashin**
Bathory!
**[17:56] Yurine**
Well, come on. You'd better get out
of there before you run out of blood.
**[17:59] Jashin**
If I could get out by myself,
I would have by now!
**[19:41] Jashin**
It's so foggy today. There's no one around.
**[19:55] Jashin**
Wh-Wh-Wh-Wh-What?! What was that?!
**[19:56] Medusa**
Jashin-chan! Help me!
**[20:01] Jashin**
Medusa? What in the heck happened?
**[20:06] Jashin**
Z-Zombies?!
**[20:14] Jashin**
In here!
**[20:15] Jashin**
Medusa, run faster!
**[20:17] Medusa**
W-Wait!
**[20:23] Jashin**
It's locked!
**[20:24] Jashin**
Damn it! Which idiot locked this door?!
**[20:28] Medusa**
Jashin-chan, look!
**[20:30] Jashin**
Nice, Medusa!
**[20:46] Medusa**
Jashin-chan, look...
**[20:47] Jashin**
What is it?
**[20:51] Medusa**
Look. We have light.
**[20:53] Jashin**
D-Don't shine it in my eyes.
**[20:57] Medusa**
But we don't want them
to find us, so I'll turn it off.
**[21:07] Jashin**
We'll hide in here!
**[21:08] Medusa**
Okay.
**[21:15] Mei**
Oro...
**[21:17] Mei**
Orochimaru...
**[21:23] Mei**
Orochimaru...
**[21:31] Mei**
I know... you're... in here...
**[21:52] Minos**
You okay?
**[21:53] Jashin**
Minos! You did it!
**[21:56] Minos**
It's dangerous here.
There's a horde of zombies inside.
**[21:59] Jashin**
So should we go outside?
**[22:01] Minos**
No, that's a bad idea.
**[22:03] Minos**
The fog's so thick that
we won't be able to see a thing.
**[22:06] Jashin**
Where should we go, then?!
**[22:08] Minos**
This way.
**[22:28] Minos**
Run! Run! Run!
**[22:31] Minos**
In here!
**[22:32] Minos**
Nope! Not here!
**[22:33] Jashin**
This way!
**[22:36] Jashin**
It's a dead end!
**[22:39] Jashin**
Another door that won't open!
**[22:43] Jashin**
Please! Someone open the door!
**[22:45] Jashin**
Please open the door!
**[22:50] Yurine**
It's a sliding door.
**[22:52] Jashin**
Yurine!
**[22:53] Jashin**
Silly me! I wasn't thinking!
**[22:55] Minos**
Hurry, Medusa!
**[22:56] Medusa**
Wait!
**[23:00] Jashin**
Hey! Don't leave me behind! Help me!
**[23:03] Jashin**
Yurine! Medusa! Minos!
Someone, please save me!
**[23:07] Jashin**
Someone!
**[23:12] Yurine**
Jashin-chan?
**[23:14] Yurine**
You okay? I think you were
having a nightmare.
**[23:17] Jashin**
I... I'm okay...
**[23:20] Yurine**
Don't yell so loud this late at night, okay?
**[23:23] Jashin**
O-Okay...
***SIGN*** Konjac
**[23:27] DevilA**
If you softly place a wet towel
over a sleeping person's feet,
**[23:33] DevilA**
it may increase their chances
of having a nightmare...
**[23:40] Jashin**
There are those who trample on good will.
**[23:43] Jashin**
Still, the angel of sorrow
stands in the face of evil.
**[23:46] Jashin**
Who is it this angel
would so fervently protect?
**[23:49] Jashin**
*Dropkick on My Devil* returns next time
with a One-Winged Angel to your heart!
# E10 -
Source: [Crunchyroll](https://www.crunchyroll.com/watch/G9DUEGJWP/)
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***SIGN*** Clairvoyance Drops
**[00:00] Jashin**
*Dropkick on My Devil*
and Clairvoyance Drops!
**[00:04] Jashin**
Available for collaboration!
**[00:09] Jashin**
I'll eat one for Setsuko, too!
***SIGN*** Marble
***SIGN*** Marble
***SIGN*** Marble
***SIGN*** Marble
***SIGN*** Marble
***SIGN*** Marble
***SIGN*** Marble
***SIGN*** Marble
***SIGN*** Marble
***SIGN*** Marble
***SIGN*** Marble
***SIGN*** Marble
***SIGN*** Marble
***SIGN*** Marble
***SIGN*** Marble
***SIGN*** °Don't try this at home
***SIGN*** Marble
**[01:47] FundraisingA**
Please donate to less fortunate children!
**[01:50] FundraisingB**
Please!
**[01:52] Fundraising**
Please donate!
**[01:54] Pekola**
I finally have enough money.
**[01:57] Pekola**
Maybe now I can rent a *real* apartment,
like I always dreamed of!
**[02:01] Pekola**
I'm so glad I worked as hard
as I could all this time!
**[02:11] FundraisingB**
Please extend a helping hand
to less fortunate kids!
**[02:13] FundraisingB**
Please!
***SIGN*** Let's Help Each Other
***SIGN*** Thank You
for Helping
***SIGN*** Donation
Box
***SIGN*** Points
***SIGN*** Points
***SIGN*** Points
***SIGN*** Points
***SIGN*** Points
***SIGN*** Points
***SIGN*** Points
***SIGN*** Points
**[02:16] DevilA**
Ten points!
***SIGN*** Points
***SIGN*** Points
***SIGN*** Points
***SIGN*** Points
**[02:20] Pekola**
How did it fly right into
such a tiny opening l-like that?
***SIGN*** Let's Help Each Other
***SIGN*** Donation
Box
**[02:29] Pekola**
Uh, excuse me. I accidentally
dropped money in there.
**[02:33] Pekola**
Could I have it—
**[02:35] FundraisingA**
Thank you for your donation!
***SIGN*** Donation
Box
**[02:39] FundraisingA**
Now we can help less fortunate children!
**[02:41] FundraisingB**
Thank you so much!
**[02:43] Pekola**
N-No, that wasn't a donation...
**[02:46] FundraisingA**
You're so full of compassion!
**[02:49] FundraisingB**
You're like an angel!
No, we should say you *are* an angel!
**[02:53] Pekola**
Uh, no...
**[02:57] Fundraising**
You're an angel!
***SIGN*** Donation
Box
**[03:02] Pekola**
If it'll help unfortunate children,
then please use it for that.
**[03:08] Fundraising**
Oh, wonderful!
**[03:10] Fundraising**
Thank you so much!
**[03:15] Bakuga**
Here it comes!
**[03:18] Pekola**
How could it have flown
right into that tiny hole?!
**[03:21] Pekola**
I'm such a fool!
**[03:23] Pekola**
I should've tried to get it back,
no matter what it took!
**[03:31] Pekola**
Other than the 2,000 yen
I had sewn into my underwear,
**[03:34] Pekola**
I've lost everything I had!
**[03:45] Pekola**
But now those unfortunate children
will be saved. Isn't that a good thing?
**[03:51] Pekola**
No matter how far I fall, no matter
what bitter experiences I have...
**[03:56] Pekola**
I'm still an angel!
**[03:57] Pekola**
I'm still an angel!
**[03:58] Pekola**
I'm still an angel!
**[04:00] Pekola**
Okay! To cheer myself up,
**[04:03] Pekola**
I'll go have some curry nanban (1,000 yen)
from Kanda Matsuya and head to work!
**[04:14] Jashin**
Oh, hey, it's Pekola.
**[04:17] Jashin**
What're you just standing there for?
Come sit next to me.
**[04:22] Pekola**
*I'd rather not.*
**[04:24] Pekola**
*Are there any other seats?*
**[04:27] Pekola**
*Nope.*
**[04:31] Pekola**
Are you here to eat, too?
**[04:33] Jashin**
What else would I be doing here?
**[04:36] Pekola**
* I'd rather not get worn out*
* before going to work...*
**[04:40] Staff**
Welcome.
**[04:41] Pekola**
Oh, curry nanban, please.
**[04:43] Staff**
Sure.
**[04:45] Jashin**
Curry nanban's great, isn't it?
**[04:49] SalarymanA**
You seen those girls in tracksuits
collecting donations in front of the station?
**[04:54] SalarymanA**
The ones saying they're collecting
for less fortunate children.
**[04:58] SalarymanA**
Apparently, it's a charity scam.
**[05:00] SalarymanB**
Oh, the two girls in tracksuits?
**[05:03] SalarymanA**
I just saw them getting arrested.
**[05:06] SalarymanB**
Damn. I thought they seemed kinda shady.
**[05:06] Pekola**
*A charity scam... Tracksuits...*
**[05:09] SalarymanA**
It drew one hell of a crowd.
**[05:09] Pekola**
*Two young women...*
***SIGN*** Donation
Box
**[05:13] (Flashback) Fundraising**
Thank you for your donation!
**[05:19] Jashin**
Talk about dumb!
Who'd donate to people like that?
**[05:23] Jashin**
Right, Pekola?
**[05:27] Jashin**
Pekola? What's wrong?
**[05:30] Jashin**
Pekola?
**[05:33] Jashin**
Pekola? Hey...
**[05:34] Pekola**
Flutter, flutter, flutter...
**[05:38] Staff**
Here's your curry nanban.
**[05:40] Jashin**
Got a Shureimon!
**[05:42] Jashin**
This'll cover both of us.
I'll just enjoy this nanban!
**[05:45] Jashin**
Great save! I didn't have any money!
**[05:50] Jashin**
Yum! This is so good!
**[05:51] Staff**
Um, this isn't enough, though...
**[05:54] Jashin**
Huh?
**[05:57] Jashin**
*Dropkick on My Devil* makes a transfer!
**[06:01] Jashin**
*Dropkick on My Case
Closed Devil* begins now!
***SIGN*** 5 Seconds Later
***SIGN*** Wuh...
***SIGN*** Water...
**[06:15] Jashin**
It's so damn hot.
**[06:22] Yusa**
Is Yurine-san home?
**[06:25] Jashin**
Nope. She's dead.
**[06:27] Yusa**
What?!
**[06:28] Jashin**
It's freezing when you two are here.
***SIGN*** You did it, didn't you?!
***SIGN*** Give her back! Give Yurine-chan back!
**[06:37] Jashin**
Shut up.
**[06:38] Jashin**
That won't work.
**[06:39] Jashin**
Taste my Hundred Tail Slaps!
**[06:47] Jashin**
I just used my new deadly move
on a low-ranking devil!
**[07:00] Yusa**
You dare do such a thing to my sister again?
**[07:03] Yusa**
And now, Yurine-san, too...
**[07:05] Yusa**
I can't allow you to live.
**[07:10] Yurine**
It's awfully noisy out here.
**[07:12] Yurine**
Oh, Yusa-san. Welcome.
**[07:15] Yusa**
I should've known.
**[07:18] Jashin**
Here.
**[07:20] Yusa**
Oh, you didn't have to.
**[07:23] Jashin**
* When they're here,*
* my tea snacks get cut so thin!*
**[07:26] Jashin**
*This is plenty for Koji.*
**[07:35] Yusa**
I've come to ask you for a favor, Yurine-san.
**[07:38] Yurine**
A favor?
**[07:40] Yusa**
Yes.
***SIGN*** Hell Ice Cream
**[07:43] Yusa**
I was hoping you could
taste-test this for me.
**[07:46] Yurine**
"Hell Ice Cream"?
**[07:48] Yusa**
Yes, business is bad in Hell right now,
**[07:51] Yusa**
so I was thinking of selling more than
just shaved ice in the human realm.
**[07:54] Yusa**
I was hoping you could give me
your opinion on behalf of the humans.
**[07:57] Yurine**
The packaging is cute.
**[08:00] Yurine**
Sure, if you think my opinion will do.
**[08:03] Yurine**
I'm surprised business has been
bad for you guys, though.
**[08:07] Yurine**
It's not like it costs you anything.
**[08:09] Yusa**
Yes, but for some reason,
our product just doesn't sell back home.
**[08:13] Yurine**
Probably because you're trying to sell it
in a cold place that has ice everywhere.
**[08:18] Yusa**
Ah, of course!
**[08:20] Yusa**
I hadn't even realized that!
**[08:23] Jashin**
Is your big sister stupid?
**[08:26] Yurine**
Okay, I'll try it.
**[08:33] Yurine**
It's good!
**[08:35] Yusa**
I'm so glad!
**[08:36] Jashin**
I'll have some, too!
**[08:37] Yurine**
What flavor is this?
**[08:40] Yusa**
Basilisk venom.
**[08:42] Jashin**
Are you an idiot?! Living creatures
die just walking beside a basilisk!
**[08:47] Jashin**
Why would you make that into
ice cream?! The risk is sky-high!
**[08:50] Jashin**
In fact, it's a basi-risk!
Seriously, think of the risk!
**[08:54] Jashin**
I mean, I don't care if Yurine dies, but...
**[08:56] Yusa**
Don't worry. The venom's been processed.
**[08:59] Jashin**
Are you absolutely sure it's safe?
**[09:02] Jashin**
Also, I'm impressed you were even
able to collect basilisk venom.
**[09:06] Yusa**
Well, that's the thing.
**[09:08] Yusa**
Just making this ice cream demands
a great deal of labor and expense.
**[09:14] Yusa**
After doing the math...
**[09:16] Yusa**
I'm thinking of selling it for
one million yen each. Do you think that'll work?
**[09:24] Yurine**
I, uh, don't think so.
**[09:27] Yusa**
B-B-But our debt...
**[09:27] Jashin**
Your big sister really is an idiot.
***SIGN*** Wig
**[09:37] Jashin**
*Dropkick on My Devil* makes a transfer!
**[09:41] Jashin**
I'm a free agent!
**[09:43] Jashin**
*Dropkick on My Food Wars Devil* begi—
***SIGN*** 5 Seconds Later
**[09:50] Pekola**
A part-time day labor job that pays well...
**[09:54] Pekola**
There don't seem to be many of those.
**[09:59] Pekola**
Thirty thousand a day? That could work!
***SIGN*** High-Paying Part-Time Work
***SIGN*** Pay:
***SIGN*** yen
a day
***SIGN*** Description: Shield
***SIGN*** Terms:
***SIGN*** All sexes welcome,
as long as you're strong!!
***SIGN*** °Details to be shared on the day of the job
***SIGN*** Feel free to call and ask us about it first!
***SIGN*** (our recruiter)
**[10:02] Pekola**
"Terms: All sexes welcome,
as long as you're strong."
**[10:07] Pekola**
I may have lost my angel powers,
but I'm still tougher than a human.
**[10:12] Pekola**
This seems perfect for me.
**[10:14] Pekola**
But...
**[10:16] Pekola**
Why does the description just say "shield"?
***SIGN*** High-Paying Part-Time Work
***SIGN*** yen
a day
***SIGN*** Shield
***SIGN*** All sexes welcome,
as long as you're strong!!
***SIGN*** °Details to be shared on the day of the job
***SIGN*** Feel free to call and ask us about it first!
***SIGN*** (our recruiter)
**[10:18] Pekola**
What could that mean?
**[10:20] Pekola**
Well, I can start by calling to ask.
***SIGN*** Is that...
***SIGN*** ...an angel? She doesn't have a halo, though.
***SIGN*** I'm finding angels now, but still no Jashin-chan.
***SIGN*** Where could she be?
***SIGN*** Ah, the Tokyo Desert...
**[10:45] Pekola**
They hired me pretty easily,
**[10:47] Pekola**
but today's the day of the job
and I still don't know the details.
**[10:52] Pekola**
Still, I'm so lucky to have found a job
that pays 30,000 yen for just one day!
**[10:56] Pekola**
Good things are coming my way today!
**[10:58] Pekola**
I'll buy that, and I bet
I can buy that, too...
**[11:01] Tanahashi**
Yo, part-timer.
**[11:03] Pekola**
What? That's the guy
who's at all my part-time jobs!
**[11:08] Tanahashi**
Huh? What're you talking about?
**[11:09] Tanahashi**
I'm gonna explain the work now.
Listen up, part-timer.
**[11:13] Pekola**
Um, my name isn't
"Part-Timer." It's "Pekola."
**[11:17] Pekola**
*He still has such a dumb-sounding voice.*
**[11:21] Tanahashi**
I couldn't care less if you're
Pekola or not, part-timer.
**[11:24] Pekola**
*Why does he refuse to learn my name?*
**[11:24] Tanahashi**
So today, you're a bodyguard at
an idol's photobook-signing event.
**[11:30] Tanahashi**
Okay, explanation done.
**[11:32] Pekola**
Right...
**[11:33] Tanahashi**
Okay, Amatsuka Noel-chan, come on in!
**[11:34] Pekola**
*A bodyguard? So that's why it said "shield."*
**[11:37] Poporon**
Good morning!
**[11:39] Poporon**
I'm everyone's holy idol, Noel-chan!
**[11:45] Pekola**
*Poporon?!*
**[11:46] Poporon**
*Pekola-sama?!*
**[11:47] Tanahashi**
Okay, I'll see you when it's time.
**[11:50] Poporon**
Okay!
**[11:52] Pekola**
Who's Amatsuka Noel?
**[11:54] Poporon**
It's a stage name, obviously.
**[11:57] Poporon**
Being an ordinary girl who's striving
to be an idol makes it easier to live here.
**[12:01] Pekola**
A stage name? Oh, right.
Yeah, I guess that's an option...
**[12:05] Pekola**
Wait, but lying is wrong!
**[12:07] Poporon**
You're too honest for your own good.
**[12:10] Poporon**
But that's how I've been getting by.
I'm still just starting out as an idol, though.
**[12:15] Pekola**
Is idol work really so dangerous
that you need a bodyguard?
**[12:20] Poporon**
Not usually, but on rare occasions,
**[12:23] Poporon**
we get attacked at our events.
**[12:26] Poporon**
So make sure you protect me.
**[12:28] Pekola**
Of course!
**[12:30] Pekola**
I'm getting paid for this, after all.
**[12:32] Pekola**
And you'll be going out
in front of people as a human.
**[12:36] Pekola**
The responsibility of the
job itself is reason enough,
**[12:38] Pekola**
but aside from that,
it's an angel's duty to protect humans!
**[12:41] Poporon**
Wh-Why are you trying to sound all cool?
You piss me off so much.
**[12:47] Poporon**
I absolutely hate all that stuff
about an angel's duty.
**[12:50] Pekola**
Poporon?
**[12:52] Tanahashi**
Okay, it's time.
**[12:54] Poporon**
Coming!
**[12:59] Poporon**
Thank you for coming!
***SIGN*** Amatsuki Noel Autograph Event
**[13:02] Osaki**
An autographed Noel-chan photobook!
It'll be my family heirloom!
**[13:05] Poporon**
Aw, that makes me so happy!
**[13:09] Chiba**
If you would, please.
**[13:10] Poporon**
Sure!
**[13:12] Chiba**
Oh, please sign it:
"To Noel-chan's little piggy."
**[13:16] Poporon**
You're funny!
**[13:18] Poporon**
*What the hell?*
**[13:39] [SONG] Poporon**
The sky above me is cloudy
**[13:43] [SONG] Poporon**
I wish it would be sunny, just for today
**[13:47] [SONG] Poporon**
The challenge is getting to
the point of feeling motivated
**[13:53] [SONG] Poporon**
But it's not like there are
tons of things I want to do
**[14:00] [SONG] Poporon**
I don't have time to sit around sighing
**[14:07] [SONG] Poporon**
In this hectic, ever-changing world
**[14:14] [SONG] Poporon**
Forcing a smile
**[14:18] [SONG] Poporon**
While just spinning like a gear
**[14:21] [SONG] Poporon**
Is not how I want to let it end
**[14:29] [SONG] Poporon**
I want to make a miracle happen
**[14:33] [SONG] Poporon**
Like you-know-who
**[14:36] [SONG] Poporon**
So I'll go out to find a future
that'll make my heart race
**[14:44] [SONG] Poporon**
I swear I will
**[14:48] Pekola**
* Good. It looks like it's going*
* to end without any problems.*
**[14:52] Pekola**
*What should I eat with my 30,000 yen?*
**[14:56] Pekola**
*The finest eels? Or maybe a steak?*
**[14:59] Pekola**
*Oh, curry nanban is right up there, too.*
**[15:07] Long Hair**
I have a bone to pick with you, Noel.
**[15:10] Long Hair**
Your cold treatment of fans
on social media is unacceptable!
**[15:20] Poporon**
Pekola-sama, you were
actually useful! Thank good—
**[15:23] Long Hair**
Damn you, Noel!
**[15:25] Long Hair**
How dare you ignore my R-rated questions?!
**[15:28] Long Hair**
I'll split your head open!
**[15:32] Long Hair**
Damn it! What the hell?!
**[15:35] Pekola**
Poporon! What are you doing?
Get out of here!
**[15:39] Long Hair**
Out of my way, you...
**[15:41] Pekola**
S-Stop... Seriously, stop...
**[15:43] Poporon**
A-Are you crazy?! Don't risk
your life for a measly 30,000 yen!
**[15:47] Pekola**
It's not about the money!
**[15:49] Pekola**
I may have fallen, but I *was* an angel!
It's my duty to protect people!
**[15:56] Poporon**
But... I'm not human...
**[15:58] Pekola**
Right now, you're Noel
the human idol, aren't you?
**[16:02] Pekola**
You're also my former subordinate.
**[16:05] Pekola**
So I will protect you!
**[16:09] Long Hair**
Give it a damn rest!
**[16:24] Pekola**
Where am I?
**[16:26] Yurine**
Don't sit up too quickly.
**[16:28] Pekola**
Hanazono Yurine...
**[16:31] Pekola**
Wait, where's Poporon?
**[16:33] Yurine**
Don't worry, she's just fine.
**[16:36] Yurine**
And the police arrested the attacker.
**[16:40] Jashin**
Yurine saw the news online
and came to check up on you.
**[16:44] Pekola**
Th-Thank you.
**[16:46] Jashin**
We've got bananas, too.
**[16:48] Yurine**
Why are *you* eating them?
**[16:51] Yurine**
Hey, don't play with the bananas.
**[16:52] Jashin**
Can't hear you.
**[16:52] Pekola**
Did you two bring this
expensive-looking fruit selection?
**[16:56] Yurine**
No, it was there before we came in.
**[16:59] Pekola**
I see...
**[17:03] Pekola**
I hope my pay will
cover this hospital stay.
**[17:06] Yurine**
The nurse said your expenses
were already covered.
**[17:10] Pekola**
Huh?!
**[17:10] Jashin**
I'll take this melon in return
for peeling the apples.
**[17:15] Yurine**
You really...
**[17:17] Pekola**
*Who could have...*
***SIGN*** Heaven Hospital
**[17:23] Poporon**
Hmph. Stupid Pekola-sama.
**[17:27] Jashin**
*Dropkick on My Devil* makes a transfer!
**[17:30] Jashin**
I'm a free agent!
**[17:31] Jashin**
*Overhead Kick on My Titan Devil* begi—
***SIGN*** 5 Seconds Later
***SIGN*** Beth
***SIGN*** Beth
***SIGN*** Damn
it
***SIGN*** Unhappy
Turn
***SIGN*** Unhappy
Turn
***SIGN*** Unhappy
Turn
**[17:51] Medusa**
Here, Jashin-chan. Open up.
**[17:56] Jashin**
Yum. Nothing beats a mandarin in winter.
**[18:02] Medusa**
Oh, that's right!
**[18:04] Medusa**
Jashin-chan, could you
teach me how to make chocolates?
**[18:07] Jashin**
Huh? Why?
**[18:09] Medusa**
It's almost Valentine's Day.
**[18:13] Jashin**
Y-You're gonna give someone chocolates?
**[18:17] Medusa**
Yep!
**[18:22] Jashin**
Who?
**[18:23] Medusa**
That's a secret.
**[18:26] Jashin**
I'm not teaching you, then.
**[18:28] Medusa**
Aw, come on, teach me!
You're good at making sweets, aren't you?
**[18:32] Jashin**
Just buy 'em from some store.
**[18:35] Jashin**
Department stores have special
Valentine's Day sections this time of year.
**[18:40] Medusa**
I know, but I thought it'd be nice to give
handmade ones to the person I care about.
**[18:47] Jashin**
*The person Medusa cares about?!*
**[18:50] Jashin**
* She found someone like that while*
* I've been stuck here in the human realm?!*
**[18:50] Medusa**
But I don't know what kind
would make them happy.
**[18:56] Jashin**
*All because I can't get back to Hell!*
**[18:58] Medusa**
What's wrong, Jashin-chan?
**[19:01] Medusa**
Okay, if you'll teach me how to make them,
I'll tell you who I'm giving them to.
**[19:06] Medusa**
But only after we're done.
**[19:10] Jashin**
F-Fine.
**[19:12] Jashin**
*As soon as I get back to Hell, I'll kill them.*
**[19:18] Medusa**
This is kind of embarrassing...
**[19:21] Jashin**
You have to start by looking the part.
**[19:25] Medusa**
Your hat's so tall.
**[19:27] Jashin**
Regular chocolates are boring,
so we'll be making ganache.
**[19:31] Jashin**
First, chop up a
chocolate bar into tiny pieces.
**[19:34] Medusa**
Okay!
**[19:39] Jashin**
That's dangerous.
**[19:43] Jashin**
Place your hand like a cat's paw
so you don't cut your fingers.
**[19:49] Jashin**
You try it.
**[19:50] Medusa**
O-Okay!
**[19:52] Jashin**
You need to be careful, or you'll be
giving someone your fingers instead.
**[19:56] Medusa**
Got it. Like this, right?
**[19:59] Jashin**
Now, put fresh cream in a pan, and warm it over
a medium heat without bringing it to a boil.
**[20:05] Jashin**
Then, add the chopped-up
chocolate, and mix it in.
**[20:11] Jashin**
Finally, pour the melted chocolate
into a tray lined with parchment paper...
**[20:17] Jashin**
And put it in the fridge
for about an hour to cool.
**[20:22] DevilA**
One, two, three, four...
**[20:28] Medusa**
Think it's ready yet, Jashin-chan?
**[20:31] Jashin**
It hasn't even been five minutes.
**[20:34] Jashin**
Is the person you're giving it to
that important to you?
**[20:39] Medusa**
Yeah! Super important!
**[20:42] Jashin**
I'm seriously gonna kill them.
**[20:44] DevilA**
3,579... 3,599... 3,600!
**[20:49] DevilA**
And now, it's been an hour!
**[20:51] Medusa**
Wow! It really turned into ganache!
**[20:54] Jashin**
Now just cut it into the size you want,
sprinkle cocoa powder on top, and it's done.
**[20:59] Medusa**
Thank you, Jashin-chan!
**[21:11] Medusa**
All done!
**[21:13] Medusa**
Jashin-chan.
**[21:15] Jashin**
What?
**[21:17] Medusa**
Here. A present for you.
**[21:21] Medusa**
I said I was giving it to someone
I care about, remember?
**[21:27] Jashin**
S-So *that's* what you...
**[21:33] Medusa**
Let's always be good friends, okay?
**[21:36] Jashin**
Thank you, Medusa!
**[21:40] Jashin**
Whew, what a relief! I'm so glad!
**[21:43] Medusa**
Huh? What do you mean?
**[21:45] Jashin**
N-Nothing!
**[21:45] Minos**
Welcome home, Yurine-chan!
**[21:46] Medusa**
Come on, tell me!
**[21:50] Yurine**
I see you've been working hard, Minos.
**[21:52] Minos**
Nothing hard about it! I enjoy it!
**[21:54] Minos**
And I'm just happy to be able to work.
**[21:57] Medusa**
Stop that, Jashin-chan!
**[22:01] Yurine**
Those two seem happy all the time.
**[22:05] Minos**
Yep.
**[23:40] Jashin**
The devil runs, howls, sings...
**[23:44] Jashin**
All for her.
**[23:46] Jashin**
The bond between them is real.
**[23:48] Jashin**
*Dropkick on My Devil*! Into the sky!
**[23:51] Jashin**
Returning next time
with a dropkick to your heart!
# E11 -
Source: [Crunchyroll](https://www.crunchyroll.com/watch/G4VUQ89PE/)
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**[01:31] Jashin**
Take this, Yurine!
**[01:34] Jashin**
Shoving the title down
everyone's throats right off the bat!
**[01:37] Jashin**
The *Dropkick on My Devil*
Final Episode Special!
**[01:40] Jashin**
Though I know you're just gonna
dodge it anyway, of course!
**[01:45] Jashin**
Huh?
**[01:48] Jashin**
I... hit her?
**[01:52] Yurine**
That hurt.
**[01:55] Yurine**
I need to hit you once. Just once.
**[02:01] Yurine**
I missed.
**[02:03] Yurine**
Well, whatever. I'll let you off the hook.
**[02:06] Yurine**
Start prepping dinner, okay?
**[02:09] Jashin**
It's really rare for
Yurine's attacks to miss.
***SIGN*** Ja
**[02:15] Jashin**
Dinner tonight is twice-cooked pork.
**[02:18] Jashin**
The store had a great deal
on pork belly and cabbage.
**[02:23] Jashin**
Delicious!
**[02:25] Jashin**
You like twice-cooked pork,
don't you, Yurine?
**[02:30] Jashin**
Yurine?
**[02:33] Yurine**
Yes, I love it.
**[02:35] Yurine**
And yours is definitely delicious.
**[02:39] Jashin**
You're not eating very much, though.
**[02:42] Yurine**
I'm full already.
**[02:47] Yurine**
I'm going to lie down for a bit.
**[02:52] Jashin**
But there's so much left...
**[02:54] Jashin**
*Is it because I used cheap pork belly?*
**[02:57] Jashin**
* No, I prepared it in a way that*
* no one would notice it's cheap.*
**[03:02] Jashin**
It really is yummy!
**[03:04] Jashin**
* It's not like Yurine to leave*
* twice-cooked pork behind.*
**[03:09] Jashin**
Yurine, you're acting strange today.
**[03:12] Jashin**
Do you have a fever?
**[03:14] Jashin**
You're burning up! That's a bad fever!
**[03:16] Jashin**
Th-Th-Thermometer! Thermometer!
**[03:23] Jashin**
Wait, 39 degrees?!
Isn't that really bad for humans?!
**[03:27] Jashin**
F-F-Futon, futon, futon!
**[03:30] Jashin**
Sleep! Sleep!
**[03:32] Jashin**
Water pillow! Water pillow!
**[03:35] Jashin**
Your head! Your head! Your head!
**[03:37] Jashin**
I gotta get you into your pajamas!
***SIGN*** Time
Passes
**[03:41] Jashin**
Now you just need a suppository
to bring the fever down...
**[03:45] Jashin**
Oh. We don't have any medicine.
***SIGN*** Too
Bad
**[03:48] Jashin**
At least keep this on.
**[03:50] Jashin**
Good. She's resting comfortably.
**[03:53] Jashin**
Wait! That's not good!
**[03:55] Jashin**
*Why do I have to do all this for Yurine?*
**[03:59] Jashin**
*It's her fault that I can't get back to Hell.*
**[04:05] (Flashback) Yurine**
Zazaas, zazaas, nasunazaas.
**[04:11] Jashin**
* She summoned me when she*
* didn't even know the return spell.*
**[04:15] Jashin**
* And I can't get back to Hell*
* unless my summoner dies...*
**[04:20] Jashin**
*Am I stupid?*
**[04:22] Jashin**
* She's weak right now!*
* This is my best chance to kill her!*
**[04:27] Yurine**
Jashin-chan...
**[04:29] Yurine**
W-Water...
**[04:31] Jashin**
N-Not my problem. Get your own water.
**[04:39] Jashin**
* Uh, is she dying? She's gonna die*
* if I leave her alone, isn't she?*
**[04:46] Jashin**
Yes! This is the end of
my long, grueling battle!
**[04:50] Jashin**
Sweet! I'm gonna go play
my heart out before I go home!
**[04:56] Jashin**
*I didn't even have to do anything.*
**[04:59] Jashin**
*Goodbye, Yurine.*
**[05:01] Jashin**
*Living in the human realm wasn't so bad.*
**[05:09] Jashin**
The day I make it back
to Hell has finally come!
**[05:13] Jashin**
I'll play at the arcade until it closes,
**[05:15] Jashin**
then eat my fill of curry on my way home.
**[05:18] Jashin**
Maybe Yurine will be dead by then!
**[05:27] Jashin**
Though...
**[05:29] Jashin**
I won't ever see her again.
**[05:39] Yurine**
S-So cold...
**[05:40] Jashin**
What do you think?
**[05:42] Medusa**
Her fever's really high,
and she looks so uncomfortable.
**[05:45] Medusa**
We need to get her to the hospital!
**[05:47] Minos**
Okay, I'll get my car.
**[05:50] Minos**
Jashin-chan, get Yurine-chan downstairs!
**[05:52] Jashin**
Roger dodger!
**[05:54] Jashin**
Medusa, cover her bill!
**[05:55] Medusa**
Right!
**[05:56] Jashin**
Beth, watch the house!
**[06:00] Jashin**
This... is your "car"?
**[06:02] Minos**
Yep!
**[06:03] Minos**
It's super maneuverable, which makes it
perfect for the narrow alleys of Jinbocho.
**[06:08] Jashin**
Oh. I see.
**[06:10] Minos**
Hang on tight!
**[06:13] Jashin**
Huh?
**[06:16] Jashin**
At least obey the speed limit!
***SIGN*** Medication
***SIGN*** Hanazono Yurine
***SIGN*** Directions
***SIGN*** Take 3 times daily for 3 days
***SIGN*** Take after eating
morning, midday, and evening
***SIGN*** Pill
***SIGN*** Powder
***SIGN*** Capsule
**[06:24] Minos**
Well, we gave her the meds.
She should be fine now.
**[06:27] Minos**
The doctor said she'd be better in a few days.
**[06:30] Medusa**
Yeah. Thank goodness.
**[06:33] Minos**
Never thought I'd see Jashin-chan
help Yurine-chan like this, though.
**[06:36] Medusa**
What do I keep telling you?
**[06:38] Medusa**
Jashin-chan is a nice girl deep down.
**[06:41] Jashin**
Don't be dumb! I'm a *devil*!
I oughta slug you!
**[06:48] Jashin**
If I left Yurine on her own
and something happened to her,
**[06:51] Jashin**
you guys would shun me, right?
**[06:55] Jashin**
I want to get back home to Hell, but...
**[06:58] Jashin**
I would...
**[07:00] Jashin**
hate losing you guys a lot more.
**[07:06] Minos**
Yeah, yeah! We know the truth is
that you're just worried about Yurine!
**[07:10] Jashin**
Keep talking and I'll make a steak
outta you and eat it, you dolt!
**[07:13] Jashin**
Medusa! You'd better not
get a big head, either!
**[07:16] Jashin**
Remember, it's not you
I need! It's your money!
**[07:20] Medusa**
Sure, sure.
**[07:21] Jashin**
Damn it! Listen to me!
**[07:23] Minos**
Keep it down! You'll wake Yurine-chan!
**[07:27] Jashin**
Oh, right.
**[07:28] Medusa**
Sorry.
**[07:31] Minos**
We'll, we're gonna head on home.
We'll leave the rest to you.
**[07:34] Jashin**
Thank you both.
**[07:42] Jashin**
Okay, then...
**[07:46] Jashin**
They have a saying in the human realm
about staying by a person's bedside.
**[07:50] Jashin**
So I guess I'll stay by her bedside
and watch over her until morning.
**[07:54] Jashin**
I'll sing so you can rest comfortably.
***SIGN*** Composed by: Fudeyasu Kazuyuki
Performed by: Jashin-chan
***SIGN*** The bookstore I visited with you on that day
***SIGN*** Turned into a convenience store at some point
***SIGN*** The curry place where I was stood up
***SIGN*** Still serves potatoes with its curry
***SIGN*** You're a bookworm
***SIGN*** And I'm your freeloader
***SIGN*** Our four-and-a-half-mat room
***SIGN*** Was buried in books
***SIGN*** You seemed happy there
***SIGN*** But I was always worried that the floor would cave in
***SIGN*** Ah, Jinbocho, the youth we spent together
***SIGN*** Ah, Jinbocho, those sepia-colored blue days
**[09:05] Yurine**
What kind of song is that?
**[09:07] Jashin**
Oh, did I wake you?
It's an original song I came up with.
**[09:11] Jashin**
I call it "Jinbocho Elegy."
***SIGN*** Jinbocho
Elegy
***SIGN*** Jinbocho
Elegy
**[09:14] Jashin**
It has six chapters!
**[09:16] Yurine**
It's not "Road," you know.
**[09:18] Jashin**
"Road" goes up to fourteen.
It's a famous song.
**[09:22] Yurine**
National roads go up to 507, actually.
**[09:24] Jashin**
I'm not talking about national roads!
**[09:27] Jashin**
"Jinbocho Elegy" tells the story of how you and I fly up into the sky
**[09:31] Jashin**
on a balloon in six chapters.
**[09:37] Yurine**
Now I'm kind of interested.
**[09:39] Jashin**
I'll continue singing, then!
**[09:41] Yurine**
Please don't.
**[09:44] Yurine**
Jashin-chan...
**[09:47] Yurine**
Thanks.
**[09:50] Jashin**
I-It was Minos who took you to the doctor,
**[09:53] Jashin**
and Medusa covered the hospital bill!
**[09:56] Jashin**
They're the ones you should thank.
**[09:57] Jashin**
I couldn't have cared less
what happened to you.
**[10:03] Yurine**
I'm kind of hungry. Make me something.
**[10:07] Jashin**
Oh, very well!
**[10:09] Jashin**
I'll make you some nice, gooey
ginger rice that's just the thing for colds.
**[10:13] Jashin**
Wait! If she has an appetite,
that means she's recovering quick!
**[10:18] Jashin**
Crap! She's gonna
punish me for that dropkick!
**[10:22] Yurine**
I won't do anything.
**[10:24] Jashin**
Really?
**[10:26] DeviLA**
If you consume alcohol,
don't let it consume you.
**[10:29] DevilA**
If you catch a cold,
don't let it catch you off-guard.
**[10:34] Minos**
Hey, Yurine-chan.
**[10:35] Minos**
Have you heard of the Ryounkaku?
**[10:37] Yurine**
"Ryounkaku"?
**[10:39] Minos**
A friend of mine in Hell told me
I should go see the Ryounkaku in Asakusa.
**[10:44] Minos**
It's a really tall building that's
a great sightseeing spot, apparently.
**[10:48] Yurine**
Oh, I've heard of that.
**[10:52] Yurine**
You mean this.
**[10:53] Yurine**
The Ryounkaku.
It had Japan's first electric elevator.
**[10:58] Yurine**
But it was damaged in the Great
Kanto Earthquake, so they tore it down.
**[11:02] Minos**
Really?
**[11:04] Minos**
Come to think of it, my friend hasn't been
to the human realm in about a century.
**[11:10] Minos**
Jashin-chan, would you shut up?
**[11:11] Jashin**
Go to Oshiage instead.
**[11:14] Minos**
I went there with Medusa.
**[11:16] Jashin**
I've never been there...
**[11:18] Jashin**
I've never been there!
**[11:21] Yurine**
I haven't, either.
**[11:22] Jashin**
Nobody goes to sightseeing spots
in their own hometowns, huh?
**[11:25] Yurine**
Exactly. I've never been to
Tokyo Tower for the same reason.
**[11:31] Jashin**
Right?
**[11:31] Minos**
You really are a Tokyo devil now.
**[11:35] Minos**
Too bad about the Ryounkaku, though.
**[11:38] Minos**
Guess I should've come
here a century earlier.
**[11:42] Yurine**
I envy you.
**[11:44] Yurine**
You talk about doing stuff
a century ago like it's nothing.
**[11:48] Yurine**
If I'd lived for thousands
of years like you guys,
**[11:52] Yurine**
I could've witnessed some of the things
I've read about in history books.
**[11:56] Medusa**
Can't breathe...
**[11:57] Yurine**
A human only gets to see about
seventy or eighty years' worth of history.
**[12:03] Yurine**
In another hundred years,
I won't even be around anymore.
**[12:09] Yurine**
If the world stays as peaceful as it is now,
**[12:12] Yurine**
I'd love to live long enough to see
how it looks in another century or two.
**[12:19] Yurine**
And you guys can do that.
**[12:22] Minos**
Is that how you see it?
**[12:24] Jashin**
From a devil's perspective, humans can
find happiness in the smallest of things.
**[12:29] Minos**
I am kinda curious to see
what lies in the human realm's future.
**[12:34] Minos**
But isn't being human all about
living your short lives to the fullest,
**[12:38] Minos**
so you can make the world
better for the next generation?
**[12:41] Minos**
Humans are amazing!
**[12:43] Minos**
Their lives are so much shorter,
but they do so much.
**[12:46] Minos**
It's not all about just staying alive
for thousands of years.
**[12:49] Medusa**
Yeah.
**[12:50] Medusa**
That's why I respect and love humans so much.
**[12:55] Medusa**
Humans destroy things sometimes,
**[12:57] Medusa**
but they have the power to create even more.
That's why they're so amazing.
**[13:02] Jashin**
Well, I hate humans.
**[13:04] Medusa**
Jashin-chan!
**[13:05] Jashin**
But I love the human realm.
**[13:09] Jashin**
There are so many fun things to do,
**[13:11] Jashin**
and so many tasty foods to eat!
**[13:14] Minos**
That's all you care about, huh?
**[13:18] Jashin**
Just thinking about it is making me hungry.
**[13:20] Yurine**
You know...
**[13:22] Jashin**
Let's go out and eat something!
**[13:24] Jashin**
Medusa, I want some expensive yakiniku!
**[13:28] Medusa**
Oh, all right.
**[13:29] Jashin**
Yay!
**[13:30] Yurine**
Quit leeching off her.
Medusa, I'll help pay.
**[13:35] Minos**
I guess I'll let you guys treat me, too!
**[13:37] Jashin**
Don't be impudent, Minos.
**[13:38] Minos**
You're one to talk.
**[13:40] Jashin**
*Excuse* me?! I'll dropkick you!
**[13:42] Minos**
Oh, yeah?! I'll just get you back!
**[13:43] Medusa**
Come on, you two, don't fight!
**[13:44] Yurine**
Jashin-chan, let's all just
have a friendly meal together.
***SIGN*** She unleashed a whole lot
of dropkicks after this
**[13:54] Pekola**
Flower-viewing? I'll pass.
**[13:57] Pekola**
An angel like me could never watch
the cherry blossoms with devils like you.
**[14:03] Minos**
Don't make excuses.
We're friends, aren't we?
**[14:06] Pekola**
Since when am I your friend?
**[14:09] Yurine**
We brought a lunch for you, too.
**[14:13] Pekola**
A... A lunch...
**[14:15] Pekola**
What does it have in it?
**[14:18] Yurine**
Well...
**[14:19] Yurine**
There's chicken skewers, sushi, sandwiches...
**[14:23] Pekola**
H-Huh.
**[14:33] Pekola**
This is a great spot.
**[14:36] Pekola**
How long have you been holding it?
**[14:40] Pekola**
Why aren't you answering?
**[14:42] Jashin**
Oh, you're here?
**[14:44] Yurine**
Jashin-chan's been holding
this spot for 66 hours.
**[14:48] Pekola**
That long?!
**[14:50] Yurine**
Yes. It's her punishment for hiding
a half-eaten sandwich in my desk.
***SIGN*** Clear File
**[14:56] (Flashback) Jashin**
I'll finish it later.
***SIGN*** Clear File
***SIGN*** Clear File
***SIGN*** Clear File
***SIGN*** Clear File
***SIGN*** Clear File
***SIGN*** Clear File
***SIGN*** Clear File
**[14:57] Yurine**
She's been here 66 hours with no phone, games,
books, or anything else to help pass the time.
**[15:04] Pekola**
That's just heartless!
**[15:06] All**
Cheers!
**[15:08] Pekola**
Ch-Cheers...
**[15:11] Minos**
Drinking while looking at cherry blossoms
is so elegant. That's Japan for you!
**[15:15] Jashin**
You're literally just
like a foreign tourist.
**[15:19] Mei**
Hey, you girls! Minors can't drink alcohol!
**[15:24] Mei**
Wait... Orochimaru, it's you!
**[15:31] Mei**
I never dreamed I'd find you here.
**[15:33] Mei**
You and I really are—
**[15:34] Jashin**
Cut it out! Stop talking like that!
**[15:38] Jashin**
Other than the human, Yurine,
we're all adult devils and fallen angels here!
**[15:43] Pekola**
I'm not a fallen—
**[15:45] Jashin**
In fact, we're centuries older than you, Mei!
**[15:48] Mei**
Orochimaru called me "Mei"!
**[15:51] Mei**
Today is truly a day to remember!
**[15:53] Mei**
I know! Since you called me "Mei,"
we'll call this "Mei Orochimaru Day"!
**[15:59] Mei**
I'll have one of your drinks to celebrate!
**[16:02] Yurine**
Aren't you working?
**[16:03] Mei**
It's fine! The work's not that important!
**[16:09] DevilA**
There's a body buried under the cherry tree.
**[16:14] DevilA**
What a relief.
**[16:20] Mei**
I don't actually want to do this job at all.
**[16:22] Mei**
I took it because it seemed like a stable job,
but I get yelled at every day...
**[16:28] Jashin**
She's bringing down the mood.
**[16:31] Jashin**
Medusa, go drop her off somewhere.
**[16:33] Medusa**
Huh?
**[16:34] Jashin**
Move it!
**[16:38] Medusa**
Shall we go for a little walk?
**[16:40] Mei**
Uh-huh.
**[16:41] Medusa**
It sounds tough.
**[16:43] Mei**
Uh-huh.
**[16:44] Medusa**
It sounds stressful.
**[16:45] Mei**
Uh-huh.
**[16:46] Jashin**
Now, let's get back to eating and drinking!
**[16:49] Poporon**
Would anyone like some pork buns?
***SIGN*** Genesis
**[16:51] Jashin**
I want pork buns!
**[16:53] Jashin**
Over here, please!
**[16:54] Poporon**
Sure!
**[16:55] Jashin**
Oh, Noel-san.
**[16:57] Poporon**
*Ugh, her again?*
**[16:59] Pekola**
Oh, it's you, Poporon.
**[17:00] Poporon**
Ugh! Pekola-sama!
**[17:02] Minos**
What's up? Is this your friend, Pekola-chan?
**[17:04] Jashin**
Hey, "Noel-san"! I *knew*
you were Poporon-chan!
***SIGN*** Genesis
**[17:09] Genesis Owner**
Hey, Noel. You can take a break.
***SIGN*** Genesis
***SIGN*** Genesis
***SIGN*** Genesis
***SIGN*** Genesis
***SIGN*** Genesis
***SIGN*** Genesis
***SIGN*** Genesis
***SIGN*** Genesis
***SIGN*** Genesis
**[17:13] Poporon**
Oh, boss...
**[17:14] Genesis Owner**
Oh, Yurine-chan.
**[17:16] Yurine**
Hello.
**[17:18] Genesis Owner**
Noel's a good girl.
Be good to her, all right?
**[17:25] Jashin**
He called her a good girl!
**[17:26] Yurine**
Why don't you join us?
**[17:28] Minos**
Any friend of Pekola-chan's
is a friend of ours!
**[17:33] Minos**
Right?
**[17:35] Poporon**
You annoy me.
**[17:38] Pekola**
Poporon, they're offering to share with you.
**[17:41] Poporon**
Shut up!
**[17:42] Poporon**
You look ridiculous, chumming
around with humans and devils!
**[17:45] Jashin**
You need to get over yourself!
**[17:47] Jashin**
I'll kill you! Let's take this outside!
**[17:51] Minos**
We're already outside!
**[17:53] Yurine**
Stop it, Jashin-chan.
**[17:55] Yurine**
Sorry for pressuring you to join us.
**[17:58] Yurine**
Maybe some other time.
**[18:01] Poporon**
Have a nice day.
**[18:03] Jashin**
Damn that Noel-san!
**[18:05] Minos**
She's an odd one, huh?
**[18:07] Pekola**
She used to be my subordinate,
but she's a bit twisted for an angel.
**[18:13] Pekola**
She wasn't like that before...
**[18:17] Jashin**
Who cares?! Let's just drink and sing!
**[18:21] [SONG] Jashin**
Cherry blossoms, cherry blossoms
**[18:26] [SONG] Jashin**
In fields, mountains, and villages
**[18:31] [SONG] Jashin**
As far as the eye can see
**[18:36] [SONG] Jashin**
Is that mist or clouds?
**[18:40] [SONG] Jashin**
Fragrant in the rising sun
**[18:41] Poporon**
Hmph. Ridiculous.
**[18:44] Jashin**
Yay!
**[18:47] Mei**
And you know what else?
**[18:50] Mei**
All the others pick on me.
They call me a weirdo.
**[18:53] Medusa**
Oh, that's awful.
**[18:57] Medusa**
*I bet they've all forgotten about me...*
***SIGN*** Mei Orochimaru Day
**[19:00] Mei**
Yay!
**[19:06] Jashin**
* I'm a devil, but I haven't done anything bad*
* in so long, I'm going through withdrawal.*
***SIGN*** Saber
Tiger
**[19:13] Yurine**
Want to get bread for lunch?
**[19:16] Jashin**
I'm more in the mood for rice.
**[19:19] Yurine**
Really? I'm pretty sure you want bread.
**[19:22] Jashin**
Not really. Rice is—
**[19:25] Yurine**
No, your face says you want to eat bread.
**[19:28] Jashin**
Fine.
**[19:29] Yurine**
Right? It was written all over your face
that you were dying for some bread.
**[19:36] Yurine**
I just love the smell of bakeries.
**[19:39] Jashin**
That's the smell of yeast.
**[19:42] Yurine**
This new product looks really good.
**[19:46] Yurine**
It is! I think I'll get this.
**[19:51] Yurine**
This looks good, too.
**[19:55] Yurine**
You didn't...
**[19:56] Jashin**
The sign said "Help yourself."
**[19:59] Yurine**
What kind of person interprets
that as "eat *all* of them"?
**[20:02] Jashin**
I'm not a person. I'm a dev—
**[20:06] Jashin**
Um, okay, then...
**[20:09] Jashin**
I'll tear the bread that
the samples were for into pieces,
**[20:13] Jashin**
stick toothpicks in them, and...
**[20:15] Jashin**
See? Good as new!
**[20:18] Yurine**
There's nothing "good as new" about that!
**[20:20] Yurine**
What kind of idiot tears up one of
the store's products to leave out?
**[20:23] Yurine**
Apologize to the staff
and pay for what you ruined!
**[20:27] Jashin**
Okay...
***SIGN*** Ham Roll
***SIGN*** Chocolate Cornet
**[20:32] Jashin**
I'll switch the price tag
on the ham rolls...
**[20:34] Jashin**
with the price tag on
the chocolate cornets!
***SIGN*** Ham Roll
***SIGN*** Chocolate Cornet
***SIGN*** Ham Roll
**[20:38] Jashin**
They're clearly chocolate cornets,
but it says they're ham rolls!
**[20:41] Jashin**
And vice versa!
**[20:48] Yurine**
Why have you been doing
naughty things all day?
**[20:52] Jashin**
I'm always doing naughty things in secret.
You just don't know about it.
**[21:00] Jashin**
I have to follow my devil instincts
to do bad sometimes, or I'll go mad!
**[21:04] Yurine**
Medusa and Minos are devils, too,
but they don't do anything bad or naughty.
**[21:09] Jashin**
Well, there's individual variation, you know?
**[21:12] Yurine**
Don't "you know?" me.
**[21:15] Girl**
My balloon...
**[21:17] Girl**
Mom, get it down!
**[21:20] Mom**
I can't get it down
from all the way up there.
**[21:24] Mom**
Oh, dear.
**[21:25] Yurine**
There you go. You're up.
**[21:25] Girl**
My balloon...
**[21:27] Jashin**
Up for what?
**[21:28] Yurine**
Get her balloon for her.
**[21:30] Jashin**
No way! Why should I help a human?
**[21:33] Yurine**
Hmm... It'd be so easy with
your physical abilities, though.
**[21:39] Jashin**
Aw, well, that's true, but...
**[21:43] Jashin**
I guess I have no choice!
**[21:45] Yurine**
Even a snake can climb a tree
if you flatter it enough.
**[21:48] Jashin**
Hup...
**[21:50] Jashin**
There! I got your balloon, human child—
**[21:53] Jashin**
Uh, no way...
**[21:55] Jashin**
Wait, hang on, kid!
**[21:57] Jashin**
How were you holding this before?! Wait!
**[22:02] Jashin**
Are you kidding me?!
***SIGN*** That's... Jashin-chan!
***SIGN*** I finally found her!
***SIGN*** Wait, Jashin-chan! Wait!
**[23:32] Jashin**
*Dropkick on My Devil* will see you again!
**[23:35] Jashin**
Hasta la vista, baby!
***SIGN*** The
End
# E12 -
Source: [Crunchyroll](https://www.crunchyroll.com/watch/GN7UDVE5Q/)
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**[00:27] Jashin**
I'm back...
**[00:29] Jashin**
everyone.
**[00:32] Jashin**
You had a lot of nerve,
turning your backs on me! But...
**[00:36] Jashin**
I'll be back! I have returned!
**[00:44] Jashin**
All 7.6 billion people
on Earth, bear witness!
**[00:48] Jashin**
The great monarch of fear has
returned, only 19 years behind!
**[00:51] Jashin**
If you wish to see Angolmois, look upon me!
**[00:55] Jashin**
This is the new lethal move
of the reborn Jashin-chan!
**[00:58] Jashin**
Super Delicious Planetary Golden
Special Reserve Gorgeous After-care Kid
**[01:03] Jashin**
Plus Ultra Hyper Mega
Romanée Conti Marvelous
**[01:06] Jashin**
Delaware Extra Big Bang Overlord
Giga Drill Cosmic Meteor...
**[01:24] Jashin**
Moumantai No Problem
C'est Bon Está Bien Nankurunaisa!
**[01:27] Jashin**
The True Jashin-chan Dropkiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiii-hiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiick!
**[02:01] Crowd**
Noel-tan!
**[02:03] Poporon**
Thank you all!
**[02:06] Pekola**
Nooooo!
***SIGN*** Bread 30 yen/loaf
***SIGN*** Sale
***SIGN*** Sold Out
**[02:10] Minos**
Sorry, Granny.
**[02:11] Medusa**
We won't forget about you again.
**[02:13] Old Woman**
Oh, it's all right.
**[02:17] Man**
Congratulations!
We have a first-prize winner!
**[02:23] Man**
Here's the first prize:
**[02:25] Man**
a voucher for a one-night, two-day trip to
a private beach, courtesy of Flex Tourism!
***SIGN*** Fin
**[02:49] Jashin**
Beth!
**[02:51] Jashin**
It's time to eat.
**[02:56] Jashin**
Huh?
**[02:57] Jashin**
Did you... get bigger?
**[03:00] Jashin**
* Pretty sure she was about this size*
* before I went into outer space...*
**[03:05] Jashin**
We'll have to get you a bigger house
before you don't fit in it anymore.
**[03:09] Jashin**
*I forgot she was a Beast of Gévaudan.*
**[03:13] Jashin**
* Forget the dog house.*
* She's gonna need a cage pretty soon.*
**[03:18] Jashin**
* Will I be able to control*
* a beast of Hell that easily?*
**[03:23] Jashin**
*She might attack and eat me!*
**[03:29] Jashin**
Better kill her while I have the chance!
**[03:31] Jashin**
Walking you is a royal pain, anyway.
**[03:33] Jashin**
And your food's expensive.
This is the perfect time to do it.
**[03:36] Jashin**
So long, Beth!
**[03:38] Jashin**
Here's my second-most lethal move
after my killer dropkick!
**[03:42] Jashin**
Take this! Royal Copenhagen!
**[03:48] Jashin**
* How can she give me that sweet,*
* innocent look when I'm about to kill her?*
**[03:52] Jashin**
* Those eyes say she trusts me*
* completely as her master!*
**[03:57] Jashin**
*But I have to kill her now! Right now!*
**[04:02] Jashin**
I can't do it!
**[04:04] Jashin**
* I've grown attached to her*
* after all this time taking care of her.*
**[04:05] Jashin**
There, there. There, there.
**[04:11] Jashin**
* A proud beast of Hell is allowing*
* itself to be bound by a leash,*
**[04:15] Jashin**
*and giving up its freedom to live this life.*
**[04:18] Jashin**
She's so much like me.
**[04:22] Jashin**
I'm sorry, Beth.
**[04:27] Jashin**
C'mon, what's with you, Beth?
**[04:29] Jashin**
Stop that! Don't try to tussle with me!
**[04:31] Jashin**
Seriously, cut it out!
**[04:45] Jashin**
Forget what I said.
I have to kill her right now.
**[04:48] Jashin**
I still have my left hand.
**[04:51] Jashin**
Take this! Left-handed Royal Copenhagen!
**[04:59] Jashin**
It didn't do a damn thing!
**[05:03] Yurine**
Hello?
**[05:06] Jashin**
Oh! Yurine!
**[05:08] Jashin**
Long time no see!
Were you lonely without me?
**[05:12] Yurine**
You were gone? I didn't notice.
**[05:15] Jashin**
Huh?
**[05:16] Jashin**
That's so mean! I was gone
for three whole light-years!
**[05:19] Jashin**
Do you have any idea what a
hard time I had trying to make it back?!
**[05:23] Yurine**
Well, enough about that.
You dropped this, Jashin-chan.
**[05:26] Jashin**
Oh, th-that's right! This beast's
gotten too big and powerful!
**[05:30] Jashin**
I have to get rid of her now,
or she'll kill me... uh, pretty soon...
**[05:35] Yurine**
There, there. Good girl.
**[05:37] Jashin**
*Don't ignore me!*
**[05:39] Yurine**
Well, since you tried to
punch Beth a minute ago...
**[05:44] Yurine**
In the name of Beth...
**[05:47] Yurine**
I'll punish you.
**[05:57] Jashin**
It's plain as day that I'm the victim here!
**[05:59] Jashin**
Why do *I* have to be punished?!
**[06:01] Yurine**
I'll punish you.
**[06:03] Jashin**
It's no use. She's just making it all worse.
There's no point in talking to her.
**[06:08] Yurine**
Would you prefer a punch or a kick?
**[06:11] Yurine**
You can pick which one you want.
**[06:13] Yurine**
Punch it is.
**[06:19] Yurine**
Okay, time for us to have our dinner, too.
**[06:22] Yurine**
I'll stick your hand back on with
superglue. Bring it in with you.
**[06:27] Jashin**
None of that made any sense...
**[06:30] DevilA**
Swimsuit episode coming up!
Keep your eyes peeled!
**[06:54] Jashin**
Yay!
**[06:56] Jashin**
We really do have the place to ourselves!
**[07:00] Minos**
I can't believe you won first prize in a
Suzuran Street shopping district lottery,
**[07:05] Minos**
and got vouchers for six
for a day at a private beach.
***SIGN*** You have such good luck, Yurine-chan.
**[07:10] Yurine**
It happens.
**[07:12] Medusa**
Say cheese!
**[07:14] Jashin**
Yay!
**[07:16] Pekola**
*My Lord, please forgive me.*
**[07:18] Pekola**
* I have once again given in to the devils'*
* temptation and accompanied them.*
**[07:23] Pekola**
*How deeply I have sinned...*
**[07:26] Pekola**
*But you can't blame me, right?*
**[07:28] Pekola**
*I* had *to come when I heard
there'd be a barbecue!*
**[07:33] Pekola**
*I haven't seen the sea in so long.*
**[07:35] Pekola**
* Not since I swam in the Dead Sea*
* about 3,000 years ago, I think.*
**[07:40] DevilA**
The Dead Sea isn't a "sea." It's a lake.
**[07:43] Yurine**
Be sure to keep the beach clean.
**[07:45] All**
Okay!
**[07:46] Pekola**
*Come to think of it...*
**[07:47] Yurine**
Take your trash home with you.
**[07:50] All**
Okay!
**[07:50] Pekola**
* There seems to be a new devil*
* I haven't seen before.*
**[07:53] Medusa**
Jashin-chan!
**[07:55] Medusa**
You look so cute in that swimsuit!
**[07:59] Jashin**
Not cute. Strong!
**[08:01] Yurine**
Did you even need to put on a swimsuit?
**[08:03] Jashin**
Oh, come on. Everyone wears
a swimsuit to the beach.
**[08:07] Jashin**
I don't get your standards
for what "everyone" does.
**[08:12] Medusa**
Pekola-chan!
**[08:14] Pekola**
Wh-What is it?
**[08:16] Jashin**
What was with that reaction?
**[08:19] Medusa**
W-Wait, Jashin-chan...
**[08:19] Pekola**
Uh, nothing...
**[08:21] Minos**
What's up?
***SIGN*** What's wrong?
**[08:22] Jashin**
What are you hiding? Let me see!
**[08:26] Pekola**
No... P-Please don't...
**[08:28] Jashin**
Don't be stingy! What's it gonna hurt?
**[08:31] Pekola**
Don't!
**[08:33] Yurine**
Stop it! Don't be a pest!
***SIGN*** Tajiri
**[08:38] Jashin**
Tajiri?
**[08:39] Jashin**
Is your family name Tajiri?
**[08:41] Minos**
So you're Tajiri Pekola-chan?
***SIGN*** Hello!
***SIGN*** I came here from Hell to find Jashin-chan.
***SIGN*** My name is Persephone II.
***SIGN*** Nice to meet you, Tajiri-chan!
**[08:52] Pekola**
N-Nice to meet you... Wait, no!
**[08:54] Pekola**
This was just a hand-me-down from a coworker.
**[08:57] Pekola**
You *know* I don't have a family name.
**[09:00] Jashin**
Really, Tajiri?
**[09:01] Minos**
Got it, Tajiri-chan!
***SIGN*** Tajiri-chan!
**[09:03] Pekola**
I told you, I'm not Tajiri!
**[09:06] Medusa**
U-Um, Pekola-chan...
**[09:09] Medusa**
I'm sorry, I...
**[09:11] Medusa**
I just wanted to say you
looked cute in your swimsuit...
**[09:15] Pekola**
Really?
**[09:16] Yurine**
You sure do.
**[09:18] Yurine**
It shouldn't be legal, really.
**[09:20] Yurine**
You look good in it, Pekola.
**[09:29] Poporon**
Squee!
**[09:34] Jashin**
Ow, ow, ow!
**[09:35] Jashin**
I can't wear sandals,
and the sand is burning me.
**[09:38] Jashin**
So I'm going in first!
**[09:40] Medusa**
Jashin-chan! You need to stretch first!
**[09:42] Jashin**
Shut up!
**[09:45] Mei**
The Vega stance!
**[09:47] Three**
One, two, three, four.
**[09:50] Three**
One, two, three, four.
**[09:52] Minos**
Can't forget to do our stretches first.
***SIGN*** Right!
**[09:54] Pekola**
R-Right...
**[10:04] Jashin**
M-My leg... I mean, my tail's c-cramping...
**[10:08] Medusa**
That looks like so much fun.
**[10:10] Medusa**
But I can't swim, so I guess
I'll just make a sand castle.
**[10:16] Medusa**
Scoopity-scoop, scoopity-scoop...
**[10:24] Jashin**
I thought I was done for.
**[10:26] Yusa**
Ice here!
**[10:29] Yusa**
Who wants some delicious shaved ice?
**[10:32] Jashin**
Hey, Yusa-Koji.
**[10:33] Yusa**
Welcome.
**[10:35] DevilA**
Hello, hello.
**[10:36] Jashin**
Heya, slay ya...
**[10:38] Jashin**
Love and throb and French kiss ya!
**[10:40] Jashin**
And a heart-pounding deep kiss, too!
**[10:42] DevilA**
A "French kiss" and a "deep kiss"
are the same thing.
**[10:46] Jashin**
Gimme a shaved ice.
**[10:51] Jashin**
Nothing beats crunchy, ice-cold shaved ice!
**[10:58] Jashin**
You want some, Tajiri?
**[11:01] Jashin**
Then, run in a circle
three times and bark like a dog.
**[11:05] Pekola**
Woof!
**[11:07] Jashin**
You actually did it!
**[11:09] Pekola**
Sh-Shaved ice...
**[11:10] Jashin**
You don't get any yet!
**[11:12] Jashin**
Gimme your paw!
**[11:13] Yurine**
Jashin-chan...
**[11:16] Yurine**
What exactly are you making Pekola do?
**[11:19] Jashin**
I-I'm not doing anything!
The shaved ice... Uh, I mean, Pekola wanted—
**[11:23] Yurine**
Looks like I haven't disciplined
you enough quite yet.
**[11:27] Yurine**
Jashin-chan, you'll get a sunburn.
**[11:31] Yurine**
Let me give you my parasol.
**[11:33] Jashin**
Why'd you say that, then close it?
**[11:37] Jashin**
U...
**[11:37] Jashin**
V...
**[11:38] Jashin**
blocking!
**[11:46] Medusa**
Yay!
***SIGN*** Wow! Wow! Wow!
**[11:52] Yurine**
Here.
**[11:54] Yurine**
To apologize for Jashin-chan bullying you.
**[11:57] Pekola**
A-Are you sure? Thank you.
**[12:00] Pekola**
*Ice... Ice...*
**[12:04] Pekola**
It's so cold and delicious!
**[12:06] Pekola**
And this ache in my head is indescribable!
**[12:09] Yusa**
How do you like the flavor?
**[12:13] Pekola**
A d-devil?
**[12:15] Pekola**
*Oh, no! Did a devil make this shaved ice?*
**[12:19] Yusa**
Do you like it?
**[12:24] Pekola**
Y-Yes. It tastes very good.
**[12:27] Yusa**
I'm so glad.
**[12:28] Pekola**
B-But I...
**[12:34] Pekola**
C-Can I help you?
**[12:36] Jashin**
Hey, Koji.
**[12:38] Jashin**
It's rude to stare at people.
**[12:41] Yurine**
*You're* giving lectures now?
**[12:43] Jashin**
The next name I'm gonna give you
after Mimori is Tsugumitsu!
**[12:46] Yusa**
Who's that supposed to be?
**[12:48] DevilA**
A military leader in Suzu District
of Noto Province: Yusa Tsugumitsu!
**[12:51] Jashin**
Yusa-Koji! She's an angel!
Let your guard down and she'll kill you!
**[12:58] Yurine**
What is it?
**[13:02] Yurine**
She says she feels safer with the
angel than with you, Jashin-chan.
**[13:06] Jashin**
What?!
**[13:06] Jashin**
Damn you, Koji Mimori Tsugumitsu!
**[13:09] Yurine**
Stop that.
**[13:10] Yurine**
Otherwise, I'll skin you
and rub salt all over you.
**[13:13] Pekola**
She feels so nice and cool.
**[13:22] Jashin**
What kind of stupid devil
makes friends with an angel?!
**[13:26] Jashin**
Dummy! Moron!
**[13:29] Jashin**
Idiot!
**[13:44] Jashin**
*Seriously, what's with all of them?*
**[13:56] Jashin**
They're all just stupid.
***SIGN*** I think it's about done.
**[14:14] Minos**
What the heck is that?!
***SIGN*** It's a kraken!
**[14:16] Yurine**
Kraken? Like the one
in Norse mythology?
***SIGN*** Yeah!
**[14:21] Medusa**
Jashin-chan!
**[14:22] Jashin**
M-Medusa!
**[14:24] Jashin**
Hurry up and help me!
**[14:25] Jashin**
Help... Huh-Huh-Hell! Hell!
**[14:28] Jashin**
Hell me! Hell me! Wait, what?
**[14:30] Medusa**
Uh, I don't think I'm the one to ask—
**[14:33] Jashin**
Just hurry up and hello me already!
**[14:35] Medusa**
Um...
**[14:36] Medusa**
Kraken-san!
**[14:38] Medusa**
Could you please put Jashin-chan down?
**[14:43] Jashin**
Are you a moron?!
**[14:45] Jashin**
Whoa!
**[14:47] Medusa**
Jashin-chan!
**[14:49] Jashin**
Something just cracked...
**[14:51] Jashin**
I-If you're gonna eat someone,
that girl tastes better than me.
**[14:54] Jashin**
Medusa, take my place!
My life is worth more than yours!
**[15:00] Jashin**
Hey! Over there! Look over there!
**[15:02] Jashin**
You can just eat that one.
**[15:04] Minos**
Oh, boy.
**[15:05] Jashin**
Go on! Doesn't she look tasty?
***SIGN*** So shameful.
**[15:07] Jashin**
Go eat her already!
**[15:07] Pekola**
Truly shameful.
**[15:09] Jashin**
Go on, go on, go on!
**[15:10] Jashin**
Wait, seriously?! Hang on! Don't eat me!
**[15:15] Minos**
It ate her.
***SIGN*** It sure did.
**[15:17] Pekola**
Th-That's not what you should be saying!
**[15:19] Pekola**
Her behavior was shameful,
but she's your friend, isn't she?!
**[15:22] Pekola**
You have to save her, shameful or not!
**[15:26] Yurine**
I guess we have no choice.
**[15:28] Yurine**
Seafood just went to
the top of our menu tonight.
**[15:31] Pekola**
Where'd that weapon come from?
**[15:32] Minos**
Yeah, guess we have no choice.
***SIGN*** In that case, I'll...
***SIGN*** be cheering you on!
**[15:39] Minos**
Well, let's do this!
**[15:49] Minos**
Devil Blow!
**[15:53] Minos**
Huh?
**[16:28] Pekola**
Are you all right?
**[16:29] Medusa**
Y-Yes...
**[16:58] Jashin**
Hey, your armor looks
really cool! Let me borrow it!
**[17:01] Medusa**
W-Wait, Jashin-chan...
**[17:03] Woman Warrior**
Uh, next time, okay?
**[17:04] Jashin**
You'd better!
**[17:06] Jashin**
I'm dead. I'm so dead.
***SIGN*** Your body's melting.
**[17:11] Medusa**
Are you okay, Jashin-chan?
**[17:13] Jashin**
You know I'm not.
**[17:15] Jashin**
* This never would've happened if she*
* hadn't summoned me in the first place.*
**[17:20] Jashin**
* This happened because she summoned me*
* and dragged me to the beach.*
**[17:25] Jashin**
*Just look at me!*
**[17:27] Jashin**
*It's all her fault. All Yurine's fault!*
**[17:33] Jashin**
*I hate her...*
**[17:35] Jashin**
*I hate her!*
***SIGN*** This is...
**[17:38] Medusa**
J-Jashin-chan?!
**[17:48] Jashin**
Heed my call, ancient woman warrior!
**[17:53] Jashin**
Amazon!
**[18:04] Woman Warrior**
What? Right here?
**[18:05] Jashin**
Just shut up and take it off!
**[18:07] Woman Warrior**
Whoa... W-Wait a...
**[18:07] Jashin**
Come on, come on! All of it!
**[18:10] Woman Warrior**
Oh, no!
**[18:18] Jashin**
Check out how cool I look!
I'm like some evil soldier!
**[18:21] Woman Warrior**
H-How could you?
**[18:23] Jashin**
Now I can win! It's really the end this time!
**[18:27] Jashin**
So long, Yurine!
**[18:30] Yurine**
You truly never learn, do you?
**[18:33] Yurine**
Fine. I'll take you on.
**[18:38] Yurine**
Explosion reél. Jove le synapse.
**[18:43] Yurine**
Ce monde disparaître!
**[19:04] Jashin**
Huh?
**[19:05] Yurine**
Ici maintenant représenter
làppance de la vérité!
**[19:13] Yurine**
Sors!
**[19:14] Yurine**
La bête!
**[19:25] Jashin**
Beth?!
**[19:29] Jashin**
Hmph! Both you and Yurine
will soon be rust on my blade!
**[19:40] Yurine**
Beth!
**[20:10] Jashin**
Oh, that's *it*!
**[20:11] Jashin**
Take this! Full Armor Jashin-chan Dropkick!
**[20:23] DevilA**
Their battle...
**[20:26] DevilA**
shall continue!
**[21:22] Medusa**
This is good!
**[21:27] Medusa**
Yep! It's the kraken from before!
**[21:31] Minos**
Lemme try it!
**[21:33] Minos**
That's good!
***SIGN*** Let me try some, too!
**[21:39] Pekola**
* I can't believe they can*
* eat that like it's no big deal.*
***SIGN*** Here's a piece for you, too, Pekola-chan.
**[21:46] Pekola**
I'll never eat something like...
I mean, I'm already full—
***SIGN*** Here.
**[21:57] Pekola**
*It's delicious!*
**[22:00] Yurine**
Eat all you like, Pekola.
***SIGN*** I'll get another one, then!
**[22:04] Pekola**
Th-Thank you...
**[22:21] Yurine**
It's hard to eat with your left hand, right?
**[22:30] Jashin**
I-I'm not a child! I can eat by myself!
**[22:34] Jashin**
I'm perfectly fine without your help!
**[22:37] Jashin**
Mind your own business!
**[22:41] Yurine**
A meal like this should be enjoyable.
**[22:43] Jashin**
O-Okay, okay! I'll have some, then!
**[22:46] Yurine**
Good. Open up.
**[22:49] Jashin**
Uh, not that, though, please...
**[22:51] Yurine**
Just open up already.
**[23:04] Jashin**
Ah, that's delicious—
**[23:10] Pekola**
You're closer to the witch than I thought.
**[23:14] Jashin**
Wha... Tajiri!
**[23:15] Minos**
They're not close.
**[23:17] Jashin**
Th-That's right!
**[23:18] Minos**
They're more than that, right?
**[23:19] Jashin**
We are *not*!
**[23:20] Medusa**
Aw, don't be shy.
***SIGN*** Just be honest.
**[23:24] Jashin**
Excuse me, you little brat?!
**[23:26] Yurine**
Sheesh. Just be honest already.
**[23:29] All**
Just be honest!
**[23:36] Jashin**
Damn it! I'll murder all of you!