Season 1

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[00:01] DevilA
    The rules for summoning a devil:
[00:04] DevilA
    A devil summoned from Hell by a spell
    can only be returned to Hell using a spell.
[00:11] DevilA
    A human who summons a devil
    becomes that devil's master.
[00:14] DevilA
    Unless the human gives their life
    in atonement for using the spell,
[00:18] DevilA
    the devil is bound to the human realm.
[00:23] Delivery
    Delivery!
[00:25] Yurine
    Coming.
[00:26] Jashin
    It was a dream?
[00:28] Delivery
    Sign here.
[00:28] Jashin
    No, I can't really call that a dream...
[00:31] Delivery
    Thanks a lot!
[00:33] Jashin
    It's wrong to lie!
[02:07] DevilA
    The Tokyo metropolis.
[02:10] DevilA
    In one corner of this world,
    a bittersweet drama unfolds again today.
[02:38] Jashin
    Time to get this sukiyaki party started!
[02:43] Jashin
    I got some great beef today! It's grade A5!
[02:47] Yurine
    It's not like you're the one who got it.
[02:49] Jashin
    D-Don't worry about
    the little things!
[02:52] Jashin
    Okay, let's get started!
[02:54] Jashin
    We spread some beef tallow
    inside a thoroughly heated pan.
[02:59] Jashin
    And then, we cook the green onions.
[03:03] Jashin
    This brings out the aroma!
[03:04] Minos
    Ah, smells great!
[03:06] Medusa
    It really does smell nice!
[03:09] Jashin
    Once they're golden brown,
    we take 'em out for now, and we cook the beef.
[03:13] Medusa
    Wow!
[03:15] Pekola
    My Lord, please forgive me.
[03:17] Pekola
    I am an angel, yet I have
    come to a witch's Sabbat...
[03:22] Pekola
    Hanazono Yurine...
[03:23] Pekola
    What was your objective in
    kidnapping this starving angel?
[03:28] Pekola
    No! No matter how poor I am,
    I cannot face my Lord like this!
[03:34] Jashin
    We quickly cook both sides of the beef.
[03:36] Minos
    Beef! Beef! Beef!
[03:39] Jashin
    And once the beef's all
    cooked through, we add in...
[03:41] Jashin
    Jashin-chan's special sukiyaki stock!
[03:45] Jashin
    Just drizzle it over the whole pan!
[03:52] Pekola
    Th-This is...
[03:53] Jashin
    The stock came out fantastic today!
[03:57] Jashin
    I'm a genius!
[04:00] Jashin
    Now, time for the veggies. Once they
    take on the color of the stock, it's done!
[04:04] Minos
    I envy you, Yurine-chan.
[04:05] Medusa
    Jashin-chan, let me help you.
[04:07] Minos
    I can't believe you have a relative
    who sends you this great beef.
[04:10] Yurine
    They don't send it to me that often.
[04:13] Jashin
    That's right! It's rare that
    we have beef in our sukiyaki!
[04:19] Jashin
    It usually looks like this.
SIGN    Napa
    Cabbage
SIGN    Enoki
    Mushrooms
SIGN    Konjac
    Noodles
SIGN    No Beef
[04:23] Minos
    I guess we were lucky today.
[04:25] Jashin
    You should shave some meat off one of your
    relatives and send it to me as thanks.
[04:31] Minos
    But that would make me a cannibal.
[04:34] Jashin
    Ah, the meat's almost cooked.
[04:40] Pekola
    It looks delicious...
[04:41] Medusa
    Oh, Pekola-chan. Here's an egg.
[04:43] Pekola
    O-Oh, thank you...
[04:45] Jashin
    Let's eat!
[04:46] Minos
    Don't mind if I do!
[04:47] Pekola
    Well, I suppose it's only
    natural. I was so hungry.
[04:52] Pekola
    I'm sure my Lord will forgive me.
[04:53] Jashin
    It's so good!
[04:55] Minos
    It melts in my mouth! Yum!
[04:58] Yurine
    Not bad.
[05:00] Jashin
    Hey! Pekola!
[05:01] Jashin
    What are you doing here?!
[05:04] Jashin
    This is a dining table for devils.
[05:06] Jashin
    You're from Heaven, which means you
    shouldn't be allowed to partake with us!
[05:12] Minos
    Huh? Pekola-chan, you're an angel?
[05:14] Jashin
    You didn't know?
[05:15] Pekola
    You invited me.
[05:18] (Flashback) Jashin
    Hey, Pekola! I'm making sukiyaki
    today! You'd better come!
[05:21] (Flashback) Pekola
    Suki...
[05:22] Medusa
    Jashin-chan...
[05:23] Minos
    What are you talking about?
[05:25] Jashin
    A-A-As if I can remember
    things from so long ago!
[05:27] Jashin
    I don't need this from a fool who lost
    her halo and can't return to Heaven!
[05:31] Pekola
    Th-That's...
[05:32] Minos
    C'mon, cut it out.
[05:34] Jashin
    Shut up! You stay out of this!
[05:37] Yurine
    Jashin-chan.
[05:38] Jashin
    Huh?!
[05:39] Yurine
    When we eat, we should have fun.
[05:41] Jashin
    But...
[05:42] Yurine
    When we eat, we should get along.
[05:45] Yurine
    Right?
[05:46] Jashin
    Right.
[05:48] Jashin
    It was all just a joke!
    Let's be friends, Pekola!
[05:52] Pekola
    Wh-Where is this coming from now?
[05:53] Jashin
    Here! I'll get some for you, Pekola!
[05:57] Jashin
    We're good friends!
[05:57] Medusa
    Honestly, Jashin-chan...
[05:59] Minos
    For real.
[06:00] Jashin
    Here, fallen angel.
SIGN    Enoki
    Mushrooms
SIGN    Napa
    Cabbage
SIGN    Konjac
    Noodles
[06:03] Pekola
    There's... no meat...
[06:05] Jashin
    Ah, it's so good! Nothing beats wagyu beef.
[06:09] Pekola
    Um, may I have some meat, too?
[06:11] Jashin
    Eat that.
[06:13] Jashin
    Once your bowl is filled, you have
    to eat it all before you can have more.
[06:17] Jashin
    That's our rule here.
[06:19] Jashin
    Wagyu beef's so good!
[06:21] Jashin
    Yummy beef! So yummy!
[06:23] Pekola
    First of all, I'm an angel,
    not a fallen angel.
[06:27] Jashin
    Yum!
[06:29] Pekola
    The konjac noodles and napa
    cabbage are also good, but...
[06:32] Jashin
    So good!
[06:37] Pekola
    Meat...
SIGN    Yummy...
SIGN    Beef...
[06:42] DevilA
    "Beef... Yummy..."
SIGN    Beef...
SIGN    Yummy...
SIGN    Beef...
SIGN    Yummy...
[06:51] Pekola
    I've finally finished all of it.
[06:53] Pekola
    Napa cabbage is quite filling.
[06:56] Pekola
    This time, I'll have mea—
[06:56] Jashin
    Pekola, you're all done?
[06:58] Jashin
    I'll get you a refill!
[07:00] Jashin
    Here you go, fallen angel. Your food's ready.
SIGN    Konjac
    Noodles
SIGN    Napa
    Cabbage
SIGN    Enoki
    Mushrooms
SIGN    Konjac
    Noodles
SIGN    Napa
    Cabbage
SIGN    Enoki
    Mushrooms
SIGN    Konjac
    Noodles
SIGN    Napa
    Cabbage
SIGN    Enoki
    Mushrooms
SIGN    Konjac
    Noodles
SIGN    Napa
    Cabbage
SIGN    Enoki
    Mushrooms
SIGN    Konjac
    Noodles
SIGN    Napa
    Cabbage
SIGN    Enoki
    Mushrooms
[07:04] Medusa
    Come on now, Jashin-chan!
    Why are you being so mean?
[07:08] Medusa
    I swear, you're so childish.
[07:11] Minos
    There's nothing good about you.
[07:13] Medusa
    Here, Pekola-chan. Open up.
[07:23] Medusa
    Is it good?
[07:25] Pekola
    It's delicious.
[07:26] Medusa
    I'm so glad!
[07:28] Pekola
    A-An angel...
[07:30] Jashin
    I can't tell who's the angel anymore.
[07:33] Yurine
    Here, Pekola. Have some more meat.
[07:35] Yurine
    You don't have to worry about any rules.
[07:39] Yurine
    Here.
[07:40] Jashin
    Damn it! You're all being too nice to Pekola!
[07:43] Jashin
    And Medusa and Minos, you're devils!
    Don't take the angel's side!
[07:47] Yurine
    Pay no attention to her.
[07:49] Jashin
    Y-Yurine...
[07:52] Jashin
    Well, if that's how you're all gonna be...
[07:56] Jashin
    I'll eat all the meat!
[08:18] Minos
    Wait...
[08:19] Medusa
    You're not...
[08:22] Jashin
    All done!
[08:24] Medusa
    J-J-J-Jashin-chan!
[08:25] Pekola
    The meat...
[08:26] Minos
    Jashin-chan! What did you do that for?!
[08:30] Yurine
    We had all that meat...
[08:35] Yurine
    You ruined our fun dinner, Jashin-chan.
[08:39] Yurine
    What are you going to do about this?
[08:42] Yurine
    You'll have to do something or...
[08:46] Jashin
    Wh-What's this? You wanna fight?
     You ready for this?
[08:49] Medusa
    I-I'll just go buy more mea—
[08:52] Yurine
    There's not enough meat.
[08:57] Jashin
    I'll kill you before you kill me!
[08:59] Jashin
    I can't get back to Hell
    because you summoned me here,
[09:03] Jashin
    and I'm gonna put all my
    resentment into one finishing blow!
[09:07] Jashin
    Jashin-chan Dropkick!
[09:10] Jashin
    Only minutes in, and it's already
     the last episode special!
[09:13] Jashin
    The rest of the series
    will be recap episodes!
[09:20] Yurine
    You dumb reptile.
SIGN    You dumb reptile*!
SIGN    You dumb reptile
!*
[09:28] Yurine
    Here we have sliced snake meat.
[09:31] Yurine
    And there's plenty.
[09:33] Medusa
    I'll just go buy some meat...
[09:35] Jashin
    It's too late now.
[09:36] Minos
    I wonder if it tastes good.
[09:38] Pekola
    Hanazono Yurine is terrifying...
[09:45] Pekola
    Hey, snake meat goes down
    easier than I thought.
[09:55] Jashin
    What's the password?
[09:57] Medusa
    Huh? U-Uh...
[10:00] Jashin
    Samba rhythm is...
[10:01] Medusa
    Cannibalism.
[10:03] Jashin
    You may come in!
[10:05] Medusa
    You scared me.
[10:07] Medusa
    I think you're being a little
    too cautious, Jashin-chan.
[10:10] Jashin
    You can't let your guard
    down in the human realm!
[10:15] Medusa
    Jashin-chan, I was thinking and...
[10:20] Jashin
    What is it?
[10:22] Medusa
    This...
[10:23] Jashin
    Hey, it's the thing I asked for!
    You bought it for me?!
[10:27] Jashin
    Huh?
[10:30] Medusa
    Jashin-chan, you're thinking of
    doing something bad, aren't you?
[10:33] Jashin
    Yep.
[10:34] Jashin
    Come on! Do you even
    know what you just bought?
[10:38] Medusa
    You can't! I saw something
     on TV on my way here!
[10:40] TV
    The perpetrator is still on the run.
[10:42] TV
    The police continue to scour the scene.
[10:45] TV
    As for the murder weapon...
[10:47] Medusa
    It was...
[10:48] Jashin
    That's right, Medusa.
[10:51] Jashin
    This is the weapon humans
    so often use in assaults.
[10:57] Jashin
    A crowbar!
[10:59] Jashin
    I had an epiphany.
[11:01] Jashin
    I realized why, in this day-to-day life,
[11:03] Jashin
    where we sleep, eat, wake up,
    watch TV, and eat again,
[11:07] Jashin
    we see crowbars mentioned
    on the news all day long.
[11:12] Jashin
    Yes! It's because the crowbar is the perfect
    weapon for dealing fatal blows to humans!
[11:17] Jashin
    This'll knock Yurine out in a heartbeat!
[11:20] Medusa
    Don't, Jashin-chan!
[11:21] Medusa
    If you hit Yurine-san with that, she'll die!
[11:24] Jashin
    I just said it would knock her out.
[11:28] Jashin
    I'll kill her in one blow!
[11:31] DevilA
    O-Ouch! Please stop! Spare me!
SIGN    One blow...?
[11:34] Jashin
    I won't stop, and I absolutely won't spare you!
[11:37] Jashin
    Woohoo! I'll smash Yurine's
    brains out until there's nothing left!
[11:44] Jashin
    This is getting fun.
[11:46] Jashin
    Even better, it was Medusa
    who bought the crowbar.
[11:49] Jashin
    I won't be suspected of anything,
    and my wallet won't take a hit, either.
[11:54] Jashin
    It's the perfect crime!
[11:56] Medusa
    Oh, Jashin-chan,
    you're acting just like a devil.
[11:59] Jashin
    I'm not "just like" a devil. I am a devil.
[12:02] Medusa
    God, please exact divine
    punishment on Jashin-chan!
[12:05] Jashin
    Hey, come on. Don't forget you're a devil, too.
SIGN    Beth
[12:11] Yurine
    I'm home.
[12:12] Jashin
    Welcome back!
[12:13] Medusa
    W-Welcome back.
[12:15] Yurine
    Oh, you're here, Medusa? Hi.
[12:18] Medusa
    Thanks for having me.
[12:20] Jashin
    Medusa bought the DVD you've
    been wanting with her own money.
[12:25] Jashin
    You must be tired, right? You should
     take some time out to rejuvenate.
[12:28] Yurine
    Really? Thanks, Medusa.
[12:31] Medusa
    N-No problem...
[12:33] Jashin
    Here you go.
[12:39] Yurine
    Can I watch it now?
[12:41] Jashin
    Of course, of course. Right now.
[12:44] Medusa
    Don't mind me...
[12:53] Foreigner
    Holy shit!
[12:59] Foreigner
    Hey! I remember your voice!
[13:00] Jashin
    Getting complacent, are we, Yurine?
[13:01] Foreigner
    Are you... George?!
[13:02] Jashin
    While your attention is on that DVD,
     I'll bash in your cranium!
[13:03] Foreigner
    Hey! George! It's me, Tony!
[13:08] Jashin
    This is the end.
[13:13] Jashin
    Adios, Yurine. I'm providing
    a special service today.
[13:17] Jashin
    I'm going to show all of our
    viewers what it looks like
[13:21] Jashin
    when a human's brains are bashed out!
[13:28] Yurine
    Hup.
[13:30] Jashin
    How'd you know?
[13:31] Yurine
    You said all of that out loud.
    It dragged on forever, too.
[13:35] Jashin
    Hey, sound guy! This is
    meant to be a monologue!
[13:37] Jashin
    Retake! Retake!
[13:39] Jashin
    Cut! Cut! Cut!
[13:40] Yurine
    Who are you talking to?
[13:42] Jashin
    It was Medusa!
[13:43] Jashin
    I didn't want to do it,
    but she threatened me!
[13:46] Medusa
    What?! That's mean!
    Why would you lie like that?
[13:49] Jashin
    Hey! Medusa, that's low!
    Are you trying to trap me?!
[13:53] Yurine
    Disgraceful.
[13:56] Yurine
    Jashin-chan...
[14:00] Yurine
    You know what this means, right?
[14:02] Jashin
    You leave me no choice.
[14:05] Jashin
    Time for my ultimate secret move
     that shatters the heart itself!
SIGN    My Secret Move That Shatters the Heart Itself
[14:09] Jashin
    Jashin-chan Dropkick!
[14:22] Medusa
    J-J-J-Jashin-chan?!
[14:30] Jashin
    I can't get up.
[14:32] Jashin
    My spine is broken.
[14:39] Jashin
    What is that?
[14:42] Yurine
    I haven't finished you off yet.
[14:45] Yurine
    I'm taking this opportunity to give
     our viewers a fanservice shot,
[14:49] Yurine
    by letting them see every part
    of you spill out onto the floor
[14:54] Yurine
    and get turned into mincemeat.
[14:55] Jashin
    No!
[14:56] Jashin
    Don't, Yurine!
[14:57] Jashin
    No! No!
[15:01] Jashin
    No!
[15:06] DevilA
    You're just gonna pretend
    you didn't see that?!
[15:11] Medusa
    This room was stained red that day.
[15:16] Medusa
    But what turned it crimson?
[15:18] Medusa
    Was it the sun setting behind the building...
[15:21] Medusa
    or Jashin-chan being minced?
[15:23] Medusa
    I just don't know!
[15:26] Jashin
    Don't go doing this just 'cause
    I have regenerative powers.
[15:31] Yurine
    Will we be able to remove the mosaic blur from
     Jashin-chan before the commercials are over?
[15:37] Medusa
    I just don't know!
[15:40] DevilA
    The murder weapon was the chainsaw itself.
[15:49] Yurine
    I see you still have the mosaic blur.
[15:51] Jashin
    Don't worry. It'll come off soon enough.
[15:57] Jashin
    I'll get the room all cleaned up, too!
     Everything'll be fine!
[16:02] Yurine
    Okay.
[16:04] Jashin
    I'll go all-out for dinner tonight,
     so come home early!
[16:08] Jashin
    Off you go!
[16:10] Yurine
    See you later.
SIGN    Mosaic Filter
SIGN    Add Mosaic Blur
SIGN    Remove Mosaic Blur
SIGN    Remove Mosaic Blur
SIGN    Complete
SIGN    The mosaic blur has been removed from you.
[16:17] Jashin
    The blur was fake.
SIGN    Tomato
    Juice
SIGN    Tomato
    Juice
SIGN    Tomato
    Juice
SIGN    Tomato
    Juice
[16:21] Jashin
    Now Yurine won't know I've fully recovered.
SIGN    Yurine's
     Birthday
[16:26] Jashin
    Today is Yurine's birthday.
[16:28] Jashin
    I'll invite everyone over
    and throw her a big party.
[16:32] Jashin
    A surprise party to celebrate her death!
SIGN    Fortunes
[16:36] Jashin
    After all, my horoscope for today is excellent!
SIGN    Fortunes
SIGN    Horoscopes
SIGN    Fortune Ranking
SIGN    for October 31
SIGN    Scorpio
    Birthdate: 10/23-11/21
SIGN    Let it all rip!
    Should be a very
    exciting day?!
SIGN    Horoscopes
SIGN    Fortune Ranking
SIGN    for October 31
SIGN    Scorpio
    Birthdate: 10/23-11/21
SIGN    Let it all rip!
    Should be a very
    exciting day?!
SIGN    Horoscopes
SIGN    Fortune Ranking
SIGN    for October 31
SIGN    Scorpio
    Birthdate: 10/23-11/21
SIGN    Let it all rip!
    Should be a very
    exciting day?!
SIGN    Horoscopes
SIGN    Fortune Ranking
SIGN    for October 31
SIGN    Scorpio
    Birthdate: 10/23-11/21
SIGN    Let it all rip!
    Should be a very
    exciting day?!
SIGN    Horoscopes
SIGN    Fortune Ranking
SIGN    for October 31
SIGN    Scorpio
    Birthdate: 10/23-11/21
SIGN    Let it all rip!
    Should be a very
    exciting day?!
SIGN    Horoscopes
SIGN    Fortune Ranking
SIGN    for October 31
SIGN    Scorpio
    Birthdate: 10/23-11/21
SIGN    Let it all rip!
    Should be a very
    exciting day?!
[16:39] Jashin
    I got Medusa to secretly order
    a cake along with my lucky item.
SIGN    Horoscopes
SIGN    Fortune Ranking
SIGN    for October 31
SIGN    Scorpio
    Birthdate: 10/23-11/21
SIGN    Let it all rip!
    Should be a very
    exciting day?!
SIGN    Fortune Ranking
SIGN    for October 31
SIGN    Scorpio
    Birthdate: 10/23-11/21
SIGN    Let it all rip!
    Should be a very
    exciting day?!
SIGN    Scorpio
    Birthdate: 10/23-11/21
SIGN    Let it all rip!
    Should be a very
    exciting day?!
SIGN    Let it all rip!
    Should be a very
    exciting day?!
SIGN    Let it all rip!
    Should be a very
    exciting day?!
SIGN    Lucky Item:
    Stun Gun
[16:44] Jashin
    With my lucky item to back me up...
[16:46] Jashin
    Ah, this is gonna be a piece of cake!
SIGN    Break
[16:50] DevilA
    Break.
[16:54] Medusa
    Here's what you asked for.
[16:56] Jashin
    Oh, great! You bought it for me!
[16:59] Jashin
    Sorry to make you pay all the time!
[17:02] Medusa
    Don't do this, Jashin-chan!
[17:04] Medusa
    Don't add any more crimes to your rap sheet!
[17:06] Minos
    Jashin-chan, are you trying to pick
    a fight with Yurine-chan again?
[17:10] Pekola
    You know she's going to
    beat you at your own game.
[17:12] Jashin
    Hmph! What are you talking about?
[17:15] Jashin
    I've got my lucky item to back me up today.
[17:19] Jashin
    And Medusa, what "rap sheet"?
    I haven't committed a single crime.
[17:25] Pekola
    Only because you fail every time.
[17:28] Jashin
    Very well. I'll explain the plan
    so you all understand.
[17:32] Yurine
    I'm home.
[17:33] Jashin
    First, Yurine comes home
    with no idea what's going on.
[17:37] All
    Happy birthday, Yurine-chan!
[17:37] Jashin
    We surprise her with a party
    so she lets her guard down.
[17:40] Pekola
    How could I, an angel, participate in
    a Sabbat celebrating a witch's birthday?
[17:43] Jashin
    Don't interrupt my explanation!
[17:46] Jashin
    Ahem.
[17:47] Jashin
    She lets her guard down.
[17:49] Jashin
    Yurine, here's a present for you!
[17:49] Jashin
    Then I immediately hand her a present...
[17:51] Jashin
    which is actually the stun gun
     I had Medusa buy! Ta-da!
[17:55] Jashin
    I zap her with it,
[17:57] Jashin
    and she's stunned, leaving her immobile!
[18:00] Jashin
    Then I deal the finishing
    blow with a kitchen knife...
[18:03] Jashin
    by slicing her guts open.
[18:05] Jashin
    It's perfect!
[18:07] Minos
    It'll never work.
[18:08] Pekola
    You're going to fail again.
[18:09] Jashin
    It will work! My horoscope
    said I have the best luck!
[18:12] Jashin
    And I've got my lucky item to back me up!
[18:14] Yurine
    Huh.
[18:17] Jashin
    Yurine? Why...
[18:19] Yurine
    You told me to come home early.
[18:22] Minos
    Whoops. So much for the surprise.
[18:26] Medusa
    I'm sorry. We haven't
    started making dinner yet.
[18:29] Jashin
    Medusa told me to do it! I had no choice!
[18:32] Medusa
    Huh?!
[18:33] Pekola
    You passed the buck quick.
[18:34] Minos
    Just give it up and apologize.
[18:37] Jashin
    There's no going back now!
[18:39] Jashin
    Take this, Yurine!
[18:41] Jashin
    It's my birthday present to you!
[18:44] Jashin
    Die!
[18:49] Jashin
    Huh?
[18:53] Jashin
    This is a shaver!
    All it does is shave facial hair!
[18:57] Jashin
    What do you want me to shave, exactly?!
[18:59] Jashin
    Damn you, Medusa! You betrayed me!
[19:02] Medusa
    I wanted to stop you from—
[19:04] Jashin
    Save it for when you're asleep in Hell!
[19:06] Yurine
    You might be the one
    who'll be sleeping in Hell soon.
[19:10] Jashin
    Uh, is that... a stun gun?
[19:13] Yurine
    How did you not notice? October 31st...
[19:18] Yurine
    I'm a Scorpio, too.
SIGN    Scorpio
    Birthdate: 10/23-11/21
[19:23] Minos
    Okay, let's put up the decorations.
[19:26] Pekola
    Right.
[19:27] Medusa
    I'll prepare dinner.
[19:29] Yurine
    Of course, Jashin-chan...
[19:31] Yurine
    You know what this means, right?
SIGN    Yurine's
     Birthday
[19:35] Jashin
    Yes.
[19:39] Minos
    Yurine-chan, happy birthday!
[19:39] Pekola
    Hanazono Yurine, happy birthday!
[19:39] Medusa
    Yurine-san, happy birthday!
[19:43] Yurine
    Thanks, everyone.
[19:44] Medusa
    Here's an egg for you, Yurine-san.
[19:46] Yurine
    Thanks.
[19:47] Minos
    Yurine-chan, I'll get some meat for you.
[19:58] Yurine
    This is good. You've seasoned it well.
[20:01] Medusa
    Oh, Jashin-chan made this earlier.
[20:06] Yurine
    Did she now?
[20:14] Pekola
    Um, is she all right?
[20:17] Minos
    Hm? Oh, she's fine. She can regenerate.
[20:22] Pekola
    Still...
[20:23] Medusa
    Jashin-chan will regenerate. She'll be fine.
[20:29] Jashin
    Hey. Medusa.
[20:30] Jashin
    Help me.
[20:33] Jashin
    Help me.
[20:37] Jashin
    Minos.
[20:40] Yurine
    Jashin-chan...
[20:43] Yurine
    Are you sorry?
[20:47] Yurine
    Really?
[20:51] Yurine
    You're sorry?
[20:55] Yurine
    Oh, all right.
[20:59] Yurine
    I'll forgive you.
[21:07] Yurine
    Want to eat with us, Jashin-chan?
[21:10] Jashin
    I can't move.
[21:12] Yurine
    I'll feed it to you.
[21:15] Yurine
    Medusa went to the trouble
    of making it, after all.
[21:18] Yurine
    Here.
[21:19] Yurine
    Beef tallow.
[21:24] Pekola
    Oh, right.
[21:26] Pekola
    This is a Sabbat...
[21:33] Yurine
    Okay, everyone, I'm taking the picture.
[21:43] Yurine
    Come on, you need to smile, too.
[21:47] Jashin
    Hmph. I've suffered enough today.
[21:51] Yurine
    I had a pretty good time, though.
[21:55] Jashin
    You better had. I gave
    of my own flesh to celebra—
[21:59] Yurine
    Here it comes.
[22:01] Minos
    Okay, one, two, three...
[22:01] Jashin
    If Yurine's a Scorpio, too...
[22:03] All
    Happy birthday!
[22:06] Jashin
    Where's my birthday party?!
[23:40] Jashin
    When the summer heat's left me feeling
     listless, I hear a knock on the door.
[23:45] Jashin
    A visitor from Hell. A snow lady so cruel,
     she'll make your spine freeze.
[23:50] Jashin
    Dropkick on My Devil returns next
    time with a lariat to your heart!

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SIGN    Beth
[01:46] Jashin
    So hot...
[01:47] Jashin
    This thing you humans call
    "summer" is way too hot.
[01:51] Yurine
    Deal with it.
[01:53] Jashin
    I can't.
[01:56] Yurine
    Deal—
[01:57] Jashin
    I can't deal with it!
[02:01] Jashin
    We are aliens...
[02:04] Yurine
    No, you're devils.
[02:06] Jashin
    Why don't you have one of those machines
    that blows cold air in this room?
[02:11] Yurine
    An air conditioner?
[02:12] Yurine
    As if I could afford one of those.
[02:16] Jashin
    If you need money,
    just have Medusa pay for it!
SIGN    Inbox
SIGN    Minos
SIGN    Re: Meat for the sukiyaki
SIGN    Medusa
SIGN    Medusa
SIGN    Yurine
SIGN    What happened to the pudding in the fridge?
SIGN    Medusa
SIGN    Medusa
SIGN    Medusa
SIGN    Minos
[02:20] Yurine
    Don't bother her with that.
    Just make do with the fan.
[02:23] Jashin
    B-But this warm air isn't helping at all!
[02:33] Yurine
    If we weren't with Flex Comix,
    I could probably afford an air conditioner.
[02:39] Jashin
    Huh?
[02:40] Yurine
    Publishers like Hitotsubashi
    and Otowa are loaded.
[02:50] Jashin
    I don't know what you're talking about!
[02:52] Jashin
    I can't live like this! I'm going to an
    electronics store in Akiba to cool down!
[03:12] Jashin
    This... is hell...
[03:20] Jashin
    It's too hot!
[03:22] Jashin
    And humid! The temperature-humidity index
     is 100! No, 1,000! Hell, more like 2020!
[03:27] Jashin
    And this country's hosting the 2020 Olympics?!
     It'll be pure profit at no expense!
[03:31] Jashin
    "Hos-pit-a-li-ty," my ass!
[03:36] Yurine
    Why the dissing spree? You think it's hot now?
    You'll get flamed online for that.
[03:39] Jashin
    Oh, shut up! I'm just gonna
    give up on everything!
[03:44] Yurine
    Fine. I'll cool you down.
[03:48] Jashin
    Really?!
[04:00] Jashin
    Wh-What is this?
[04:03] Yurine
    Punishment. And you've cooled down.
    Two birds with one stone.
[04:06] Jashin
    I'm sorry. I'm truly sorry.
[04:11] Jashin
    I'm more than just "cooled down." I'm freezing.
[04:15] Jashin
    So cold... I have chills...
[04:21] Yurine
    Isn't that nice, Jashin-chan?
[04:28] Jashin
    Like hell it's nice!
[04:32] Jashin
    I swear, everything you do is so extreme!
[04:35] Yurine
    You're the one who was being too demanding.
[04:37] Jashin
    I guess I'll just have
    to summon her from Hell.
[04:41] Yurine
    "Her"?
[04:49] Yurine
    Who's the kid?
[04:51] Jashin
    Kori-chan. She's an ice devil.
[04:54] Yurine
    Kori-chan?
[04:56] Yurine
    She has a funny face.
[04:58] Jashin
    Kori-chan can make a room
    cooler just by being in it!
[05:02] Yurine
    Now that you mention it,
    it is cooler in here.
[05:05] Jashin
    Also...
[05:11] Jashin
    She can make shaved ice.
[05:13] Yurine
    Wow, that's cool.
[05:15] Jashin
    Which syrup would you prefer?
[05:16] Yurine
    Which?
[05:18] Jashin
    You have a choice of strawberry and lemon.
[05:22] Yurine
    Okay, then, lem—
[05:23] Jashin
    Kori-chan's blood is strawberry syrup,
     and her urine is lemon syrup.
[05:28] Yurine
    Strawberry.
[05:35] Yurine
    Huh, it really is strawberry syrup.
[05:41] DevilA
    It's hot!
[05:42] DevilA
    The hot summer season is the
    best time to eat hot foods!
[05:45] DevilA
    Hot! Hot! Hot!
[05:52] Yurine
    A cool room and shaved ice...
    This kid sure is useful.
[05:56] Jashin
    She sure is.
[05:58] Jashin
    And that's not all she can do.
[06:01] Jashin
    Kori-chan, do the thing!
[06:05] Jashin
    Huh?
[06:08] Jashin
    You don't want to do that right now?
[06:11] Jashin
    Don't give me that crap!
[06:13] Jashin
    A low-ranking devil like you
    is in no place to defy me!
[06:17] Jashin
    Just do the thing right now! Do it!
[06:21] Yurine
    Wait, Jashin-chan, that's going too far.
[06:30] Yurine
    Snow?
[06:31] Jashin
    See? Amazing, right?
[06:33] Jashin
    Low-ranking devils need to be at least
    this useful, or they're worthless!
[06:38] Jashin
    You must be so happy you get the chance
    to serve a high-ranking devil like me!
[06:48] Jashin
    Wait, isn't this snow
    getting a bit too intense?
[06:52] Jashin
    Kori-chan, you can stop now.
[06:56] Jashin
    You can stop.
[07:00] Jashin
    I said stop right now!
[07:03] Jashin
    Don't get cocky! When are you leaving, anyway?!
    You're done here, so go home!
[07:08] Yurine
    Hey, Jashin-chan, do you have to talk
    to her like that? The poor thing.
[07:11] Jashin
    There's nothing poor about her!
[07:13] Jashin
    Anyone audacious enough
    to defy me gets this!
[07:16] Jashin
    Jashin-chan Ch—
[07:21] DevilA
    Allow me to explain!
[07:23] DevilA
    Jashin-chan shows no mercy
    to small, low-ranking devils!
[07:27] Jashin
    ...op!
[07:31] Jashin
    Let go!
[07:35] Jashin
    You froze my arm...
[07:39] Jashin
    You little brat!
[07:45] Yurine
    Good for you. You're much cooler now.
[07:54] Yurine
    Will she be able to regenerate?
SIGN    Something that
    used to be called
    Jashin-chan
[07:59] Jashin
    Th-This is humiliating.
[08:01] Yurine
    Sheesh.
SIGN    Kanda
SIGN    Suzuran
SIGN    Street
[08:22] Pekola
    S-So hungry...
[08:27] Pekola
    A-Angels don't die, but still,
[08:30] Pekola
    why are the humans
    so indifferent to my suffering?
[08:34] Pekola
    I'm clearly in very bad shape right now.
[08:41] Pekola
    My Lord...
[08:43] Pekola
    It seems humans have rotted to the core.
[08:46] Pekola
    The time for final judgment may be near.
[09:04] Pekola
    A-An angel?
[09:09] Yurine
    You okay, Pekola?
[09:11] Pekola
    The witch...
[09:17] DevilA
    The entrance to Bondy is around
    the back of the Kanda Kosho Center.
[09:21] DevilA
    You can't get there from the bookstore.
[09:26] Pekola
    This potato is delicious.
[09:28] Pekola
    But why would a curry
    restaurant serve potatoes?
[09:32] Yurine
    Don't talk with your mouth full.
[09:35] Pekola
    Why do they serve potatoes?
[09:37] Yurine
    I don't know.
[09:41] Staff
    Thank you for waiting.
[09:49] Yurine
    Go on, dig in. Curry tastes best when it's hot.
[09:53] Pekola
    I will.
[09:56] Pekola
    Delicious!
[10:02] Pekola
    May I have another helping, please?
[10:04] Yurine
    Sure. I'll take it out of
    Jashin-chan's meal budget.
[10:08] Pekola
    A refill, please!
[10:10] Staff
    I'll be right with you.
[10:11] Yurine
    Anyway, it doesn't seem very angelic
    to stumble around town starving.
[10:15] Yurine
    Seems more human.
[10:21] Pekola
    Without my halo, I am as weak
     and as fragile as a human.
SIGN    European Curry
SIGN    and Espresso Coffee Shop
SIGN    Bondy
[10:27] Pekola
    If I had my halo, I could perform miracles,
[10:29] Pekola
    like turning rocks into bread,
     and water into wine...
SIGN    Um...
SIGN    Jinbocho Police Box
SIGN    May I ask a question?
SIGN    Does Jashin-chan live around here?
[10:46] GuardA
    Jashin-chan?
SIGN    My mother sent me from Hell on an errand to find Jashin-chan.
[10:56] GuardA
    Okay, then, you should stay
    here for three days or so.
SIGN    Huh?
[11:00] GuardB
    Yeah, I mean, you're pretty suspicious.
SIGN    Huh? But, um... Jashin-chan...
[11:04] GuardB
    Yeah, yeah.
[11:06] Yurine
    Are you full now?
[11:08] Pekola
    Yes. I owe you. Thank—
[11:12] Pekola
    Wait! An angel thanking a witch
    is a betrayal of my Lord!
[11:17] Pekola
    Oh, but she did feed me,
    and I even begged for seconds!
SIGN    May I have
    another
    helping,
    please?
[11:21] Pekola
    What a grave sin I have committed!
[11:25] Yurine
    You talk to yourself too much.
[11:27] Pekola
    But it is true that this witch helped me.
[11:32] Pekola
    Hanazono Yurine!
[11:33] Pekola
    I have no choice but to thank you this time,
[11:36] Pekola
    but this does not mean I've given up
    on eradicating you and the devils!
[11:41] Pekola
    One day, when I've found my halo
     and gotten my powers back,
[11:46] Pekola
    I swear I will eradicate all of you!
[11:52] Yurine
    I hope you find your halo soon.
[11:56] Pekola
    What are you saying? Are you crazy?!
[11:59] Pekola
    Being around you throws me off-balance.
[12:01] Pekola
    I'm going home!
[12:04] Yurine
    She's always making a fuss.
[12:06] Pekola
    Oh, my Lord, what am I to do?
[12:10] Pekola
    Is she truly my neighbor?
    Even though she's a witch?
[12:14] Pekola
    Ah, this world is so full of contradictions!
[12:22] Pekola
    My Lord, why did they serve potatoes?
[12:30] Medusa
    Jashin-chan!
[12:32] Medusa
    We're here!
[12:34] Medusa
    Huh? Jashin-chan?
[12:36] Minos
    What the heck? She invited us over,
     and she's not even home?
[12:39] Medusa
    Oh! Maybe...
[12:41] Medusa
    ...she's in here?
[12:44] Medusa
    She isn't.
[12:45] Medusa
    But she usually hides in there...
[12:50] Jashin
    I'm right here!
[12:53] Jashin
    I knew you wouldn't figure it out!
[12:55] Jashin
    Medusa, you were all, like,
    "But she usually hides in there..."
[13:00] Jashin
    Well, I wasn't! I ain't gonna hide
    in the same spot every time!
[13:03] Jashin
    Try using your brain a little, moron!
[13:05] Medusa
    I-I'll check under the tatami next time.
[13:08] Minos
    Why were you hiding in there, though?
[13:11] Jashin
    I'm glad you asked! If you wanna know why—
[13:14] Medusa
    Oh! I know!
[13:15] Medusa
    Your plan was to hide in there
    and catch Yurine off-guard,
[13:19] Medusa
    and you tested it out on us
    to make sure it would work!
[13:24] Medusa
    Huh?
[13:27] Jashin
    How did you know?
[13:28] Minos
    You know that plan's just gonna fail again.
[13:32] Medusa
    Hey, Minos...
[13:34] Medusa
    Just tell her to give up already, would you?
[13:38] Jashin
    No! I'll never give up!
[13:40] Jashin
    Anyway, you can leave now. The test is over.
[13:43] Jashin
    Off you go!
[13:49] Jashin
    Any minute now...
[13:53] Yurine
    I'm home.
[13:55] Yurine
    I sure am hungry.
[13:57] Yurine
    It was half off tridents today,
     so I bought one.
[14:00] Yurine
    Oh, she's not here?
[14:02] Jashin
    Huh? A trident?
[14:04] Yurine
    Hup!
[14:06] Yurine
    I'll stick it there for now.
[14:09] Jashin
    Who just sticks a trident in
    their tatami floor "for now"?!
[14:15] Jashin
    She doesn't seem to have
    noticed, but I know Yurine.
[14:19] Jashin
    It's possible she actually knows.
[14:23] Jashin
    I should make sure.
[14:29] Jashin
    Good. Looks like she really hasn't caught on.
[14:33] Jashin
    Maybe I'll throw this
    at her too, just for fun.
[14:36] Yurine
    Ow!
[14:39] Yurine
    Huh? An avocado?
[14:42] Yurine
    I'll eat this later.
[14:44] Jashin
    She still doesn't know!
    And "I'll eat this later"?! What an idiot!
[14:48] Jashin
    This plan is gonna work!
[14:50] Jashin
    Now the show starts for real!
[14:52] Jashin
    I'll sneak up close to her and use this.
[14:57] Jashin
    And that's the end! Farewell, Yurine!
SIGN    Yurine
SIGN    Yurine
SIGN    Yurine
SIGN    Yurine
[15:20] Jashin
    H-Hi there.
[15:24] Yurine
    Oh.
[15:26] Yurine
    So that's what's going on.
[15:28] Yurine
    I didn't think I'd get the chance
    to test out my trident so soon.
[15:34] Jashin
    Y-You might say you get to try-dent it, huh?
[15:44] Yurine
    Let's... try!
SIGN    Gaaaaaaaah
SIGN    Gaaaaaaaah
SIGN    Gaaaaaaaah
SIGN    Gaaaaaaaah
[15:48] Minos
    I knew her plan would fail.
[15:50] Medusa
    This is why I wanted her to give up.
[15:58] Yurine
    Hup, hup...
[15:59] Jashin
    What's that?
[16:01] Yurine
    A tomahawk. It was 80%
    off at the weapon shop.
[16:17] Medusa
    Hello, Jashin-chan?
[16:18] Jashin
    Medusa?! Get over here right now!
[16:20] Medusa
    Huh? What's—
[16:22] Jashin
    We'll talk later!
[16:24] Medusa
    Jashin-chan?
[16:26] Hashira
    Mufwuh?!
[16:28] Hashira
    Why do you have such a cute voice?!
[16:30] Hashira
    You sound just like my favorite voice
    actress, Miyu-tan! Why's that on your head?
[16:34] Medusa
    No... Stop! Not my face!
SIGN    Momantai
SIGN    Momantai
[16:36] Hashira
    It's fine, it's fine!
[16:38] Hashira
    With a voice that cute,
    you'll still look cute, even if you're not!
[16:44] Hashira
    M-Moe!
[16:51] Medusa
    I did try to warn you...
[16:54] Medusa
    Oh, right! I need to get over
     to Jashin-chan's, quick!
[17:00] Yurine
    Here you go.
[17:02] Medusa
    Thank you.
[17:03] Yurine
    Well, there are a lot of people in Tokyo.
[17:06] Yurine
    Don't worry so much about
    petrifying a person or two.
[17:09] Medusa
    Right...
[17:10] Yurine
    Anyway, where'd she take off to
     after calling you over here?
[17:14] Yurine
    Jashin-chan really is scum.
[17:17] Medusa
    It's okay. I'm used to it.
[17:21] Medusa
    Yummy.
[17:22] Yurine
    You're used to it?
[17:24] Yurine
    Does she put you through hell that often?
[17:26] Medusa
    Huh? Oh, no, not really.
[17:30] Yurine
    No? But she's always been like that, right?
[17:34] Medusa
    Hmm... Yeah, I guess she has.
[17:37] Medusa
    Even back in Hell Elementary School...
[17:41] Medusa
    Jashin-chan once got violent and
    knocked over a statue in the courtyard.
[17:47] (Flashback) Slime
    Who broke this gargoyle statue?!
[17:51] Yurine
    She hasn't changed at all.
[17:53] Medusa
    Oh, but whenever Jashin-chan
    was mean to weaker devils...
[17:59] (Flashback) Jashin
    You're just a stupid goblin!
    How dare you score higher than me?!
[18:02] (Flashback) Medusa
    Wait, Jashin-chan!
[18:04] (Flashback) Jashin
    You're just a moron! Take that!
[18:06] (Flashback) Goblin Dad
    Did my son do something to you?
[18:09] (Flashback) Jashin
    I-I didn't want to do it!
    Medusa ordered me to!
[18:13] (Flashback) Medusa
    Hey!
[18:15] Medusa
    They're nice memories.
[18:16] Yurine
    How?
[18:17] Medusa
    Oh, come to think of it,
    we once got stuck in a hole, too.
[18:26] (Flashback) Jashin
    See ya! Neener neener!
[18:27] (Flashback) Medusa
    Wait! Don't leave me!
[18:30] Medusa
    I was found three days later.
[18:34] Medusa
    And also...
[18:35] (Flashback) Jashin
    You can do whatever you want
    to this girl! Just let me go!
[18:39] (Flashback) Medusa
    No way!
[18:40] Medusa
    That happened once, too.
[18:42] Medusa
    And also...
[18:43] Yurine
    I've heard enough.
    She's put you through way too much.
[18:47] Medusa
    You think so?
[18:48] Yurine
    I mean, she is a devil, so maybe being
    cowardly and cunning isn't a problem...
[18:53] (Flashback) Jashin
    Hi! I'm a coward!
SIGN    Hi! I'm a
    coward!
[18:56] Yurine
    Why are you still with her after
    she betrayed you that many times?
[19:00] Yurine
    Are you a total M?
[19:06] Yurine
    So in the end, Jashin-chan really is scum.
[19:09] Medusa
    But she has her cute side, too.
[19:12] Yurine
    Oh?
[19:13] Medusa
    Whenever she's in trouble or discouraged,
    she always depends on me!
[19:23] DevilA
    This is strictly her own vision!
[19:28] DevilA
    Damn...
[19:32] (Flashback) Jashin
    Medusa!
[19:35] (Flashback) Jashin
    Wait for me!
[19:39] (Flashback) Jashin
    Don't abandon me!
[19:40] (Flashback) Jashin
    You're all I've got in the whole world!
[19:44] (Flashback) Jashin
    I'm really sorry for all the
    trouble I've caused you!
[19:48] (Flashback) Jashin
    But you must understand how I feel, right?!
    You're the only one who can!
[20:00] Medusa
    When I see her like that, I think, "Aw,
    Jashin-chan really is hopeless without me."
[20:14] Yurine
    You'd better watch yourself.
    You're the kind of girl bad guys are drawn to.
[20:19] Medusa
    Huh? Oh, uh, okay. I'll be careful.
[20:22] Jashin
    I'm home!
[20:24] Medusa
    Oh, she's back!
[20:25] Yurine
    It was wrong of you to call
    Medusa over and then leave.
[20:29] Jashin
    That doesn't matter.
[20:31] Jashin
    Medusa is ranked lower than me,
     so I can make her wait.
[20:35] Medusa
    Welcome back, Jashin-chan.
[20:37] Medusa
    What did you go out to do?
SIGN    10,000 Yen
SIGN    10,000 Yen
[20:39] Medusa
    Um, this is all the money
    I have for you today...
SIGN    10,000 Yen
SIGN    10,000 Yen
SIGN    10,000 Yen
SIGN    10,000 Yen
SIGN    10,000 Yen
SIGN    10,000 Yen
[20:42] Jashin
    Idiot! Don't give me that in front of Yurine!
[20:44] Medusa
    S-Sorry...
[20:46] Jashin
    Nobody asked you for money!
[20:49] Jashin
    But I know you're just showing me
    how you feel, so I'll accept it.
[20:53] Medusa
    If you didn't want money,
    why did you want me to come over?
[20:56] Medusa
    You know... I can't get you anything
    that would violate the laws of Hell...
[21:01] Jashin
    We can discuss that later!
[21:03] Jashin
    I wanted to talk
    about this today.
[21:05] Jashin
    I got it for you at an arcade in Bukuro.
[21:09] Jashin
    It's the thing you said
    was cute the other day.
SIGN    Human
[21:13] Jashin
    A Pandaman plushie.
[21:17] Medusa
    Jashin-chan, you remembered!
[21:20] Jashin
    I won it with the money I got from you.
[21:23] Jashin
    It's all yours.
[21:27] Medusa
    Thank you, Jashin-chan!
[21:33] Jashin
    Get off me! Don't let it go to your head!
[21:37] Jashin
    I only did it because getting you
    indebted to me will benefit me later!
[21:41] Jashin
    Nothing more, nothing less.
[21:45] Medusa
    Yay! It still makes me happy!
[21:47] Jashin
    I said get off me!
[21:52] Yurine
    At first glance,
    this looks like a happy ending,
[21:55] Yurine
    but it really isn't.
[21:57] Yurine
    The way this looks...
[21:59] Jashin
    Medusa!
[22:01] Yurine
    I've seen it before...
[23:40] Jashin
    Winter arrives, and the town
     is all excited for Christmas.
[23:44] Jashin
    In one corner of the big city,
    far from the hustle and bustle,
[23:47] Jashin
    a girl cries and laments how poor she is.
[23:49] Jashin
    Dropkick on My Devil returns next time
    with a camel clutch on your heart!

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[00:05] Yurine
    Minos?
[00:07] Yurine
    What're you doing?
[00:08] Minos
    Oh, Yurine-chan.
[00:11] Minos
    I'm cooking spiny lobsters.
[00:14] Minos
    Ta-da!
[00:18] Yurine
    Aren't those crayfish—
[00:19] Minos
    When I said I wanted to eat
    spiny lobster, Jashin-chan said:
[00:24] (Flashback) Jashin
    I caught a bunch of 'em at the
    Shimizu Moat, not far from here!
[00:28] Minos
    Then she gave me all these!
SIGN    HEAPING
SIGN    HEAPING
SIGN    HEAPING
SIGN    HEAPING
[00:32] Minos
    Want some, Yurine-chan?
[00:33] Yurine
    No, thanks.
[00:34] Minos
    I'll cook you one!
[00:34] Yurine
    No, thanks.
[00:36] Minos
    Ooh, looks like they're just about ready.
[00:40] Minos
    Okay, wait just a sec... Ow, that's hot...
[00:43] Minos
    There!
[00:46] Minos
    Yum! You can't go wrong with spiny lobster!
[00:51] Yurine
    Are crayfish actually good?
[00:52] Minos
    You should try it, Yurine-chan!
[00:53] Yurine
    No, thanks.
[00:54] Minos
    It's so crunchy...
[00:58] DevilA
    It's actually pretty good.
[02:43] Girl
    Hey, aren't you gonna buy me a present?
[02:45] Guy
    Yeah, of course I am.
[02:48] Girl
    Really? I'm so happy!
[02:51] Pekola
    Oh, right.
[02:53] Pekola
    It's the Christmas season.
SIGN    Gurgle
SIGN    m 0 0 l 100 0 100 100 0 100
SIGN    m 0 0 l 100 0 100 100 0 100
[03:01] Pekola
    I'm a very peckish Pekola.
[03:06] Pekola
    It's the Christmas season,
[03:09] Pekola
    and I'm eating bread crusts again today.
[03:15] Pekola
    My Lord endured hardships, too.
[03:17] Pekola
    I'm blessed to have any food at all!
[03:24] Pekola
    So cold...
[03:26] Kento
    Hey, so what do you want for Christmas?
[03:29] Daisuke
    Hmm... Wealth, fame, and status, I guess.
[03:32] Kento
    Wow, you're such a grown-up.
[03:35] Daisuke
    I'm sure Santa can manage something.
[03:37] Kento
    Then... I guess I want love.
[03:40] Daisuke
    Dude, that sounds so cool!
[03:42] Kento
    Yeah. I just want love.
[03:45] Daisuke
    You're so cool!
[03:46] Pekola
    Santa... He must mean Saint Nicholas.
[03:50] Pekola
    He has a rough life, too.
[03:52] Pekola
    How is he ever going to grant
    these children's wishes?
[03:55] Pekola
    I'd like something with lots of flavor.
[03:59] Pekola
    Expecting a Christmas present when
    I'm not even human? What am I thinking?
[04:05] Pekola
    Getting presents isn't even
    the point of Christmas, anyway.
[04:11] Pekola
    It's stuck in my throat! C-Can't breathe!
[04:14] Pekola
    Drink... Drink... Need a drink...
[04:21] Pekola
    That was a close call.
[04:24] Pekola
    I almost drank all of it.
[04:26] Pekola
    I needed it to last the entire day...
[04:30] Pekola
    I'm blessed to have any food at all.
[04:34] Pekola
    But I want to eat something
    with lots of flavor, like curry...
[04:39] Pekola
    Does Santa not come to angels like me?
[04:43] Jashin
    So good...
[04:46] Pekola
    That aroma...
[04:47] Jashin
    So good...
[04:50] Pekola
    Curry?!
[04:51] Jashin
    This curry's so good.
[04:53] Pekola
    It's Hanazono Yurine's familiar. When did she...
[04:56] Pekola
    Wait, that hat...
    Is she one of Nicholas's helpers?
[04:57] Jashin
    So good! This extra-large
    take-out curry is so good!
[05:00] Pekola
    Did Santa send her here... for me?
[05:05] Jashin
    It was so good, I wolfed it all
    down in the blink of an eye.
[05:08] Pekola
    Nope.
[05:10] Jashin
    Guess I'll just eat the second one, too.
[05:12] Jashin
    It smells wonderful!
[05:16] Pekola
    Curry...
[05:20] Jashin
    Juicy!
[05:22] Pekola
    Juicy...
[05:26] Jashin
    What are you looking at?
[05:28] Jashin
    You can't have any.
[05:29] Pekola
    I-I couldn't help it... How shameful of me.
[05:40] Jashin
    Those look good.
[05:43] Jashin
    Give them to me.
[05:45] Pekola
    H-Haven't you had plenty to
    eat already? This is all I have!
[05:50] Jashin
    But I already finished mine,
     so give me yours.
[05:53] Pekola
    How greedy! You'll go to Hell!
[05:56] Jashin
    Huh? I was born in Hell.
[05:59] Jashin
    Whatever! I haven't had enough to eat!
[06:03] Pekola
    S-Stop! This is the only food I have!
[06:06] Jashin
    Shut up! Give it!
[06:10] Pekola
    M-My precious milk!
[06:14] Jashin
    Your back's wide open!
[06:16] Jashin
    Merry Christmas!
[06:25] Jashin
    Gotcha!
[06:26] Jashin
    Yum!
[06:28] Jashin
    This food I just stole tastes so good!
[06:30] Jashin
    It's a bit dry, but incredibly delicious!
[06:33] Pekola
    Th-That's playing dirty...
[06:35] Jashin
    It's your own fault for turning
    your back on your enemy.
[06:39] Jashin
    Also, "dirty" is a compliment to a devil—
[06:41] Pekola
    Give it back!
[06:42] Pekola
    I need that food!
[06:44] Jashin
    I'm not scared of an angel with no halo!
[06:48] Yurine
    What are you doing?
[06:51] Jashin
    Yurine!
[06:52] Yurine
    I told you to buy the curry and take it
    home while I buy the chicken, didn't I?
[06:56] Pekola
    The witch... Hanazono Yurine.
[06:58] Jashin
    I-I don't know.
[07:02] Yurine
    What?
[07:02] Jashin
    I don't know.
[07:06] Yurine
    You ate the curry?
[07:08] Jashin
    I don't know!
[07:10] Yurine
    Both of them?
[07:11] Jashin
    I don't know anything!
[07:13] Jashin
    Who is this? Where am I?
[07:17] Jashin
    I don't know...
[07:19] Jashin
    Oh! She ate it!
[07:22] Jashin
    She's tiny, but she's got a huge
     appetite! I told her to stop, but—
[07:25] Yurine
    Jashin-chan.
[07:28] Yurine
    Why do you tell me lies like this?
[07:30] Jashin
    I give! I give! I ate the curry!
[07:33] Yurine
    And?
[07:44] Yurine
    Honestly...
[07:47] Yurine
    As punishment, you don't get any chicken.
[07:49] Jashin
    Oh, no...
[07:51] Pekola
    Tako... takoyaki...
    I want... tako... takoyaki...
[07:57] Yurine
    Pekola.
[08:00] Yurine
    Seems Jashin-chan was
    causing trouble for you.
[08:04] Yurine
    Take this as an apology.
[08:06] Yurine
    It's Jashin-chan's share of the chicken.
[08:09] Pekola
    Food with flavor!
[08:11] Pekola
    I-I don't want it!
[08:13] Pekola
    I can't accept charity from a witch!
[08:17] Pekola
    I may be living in the human
    realm now, but I'm an angel.
[08:20] Pekola
    B-Besides, it might be poisoned.
[08:24] Yurine
    It's not charity. It's an apology.
[08:27] Yurine
    It's up to you whether you eat it or not.
[08:32] Yurine
    Come on, Jashin-chan. We're going home.
[08:35] Yurine
    We're gonna go home and decorate.
[08:38] Yurine
    Maybe I'll use you as the tree.
[08:48] Pekola
    Chicken! Food with flavor!
[08:51] Pekola
    Hanazono Yurine... You're a witch,
    but it's almost like you're Santa Claus!
[08:54] Yurine
    Maybe my present to Beth will be your flesh.
[08:58] Jashin
    Please no.
[09:03] Yurine
    Like it?
[09:05] Yurine
    You can eat all you want.
[09:09] Yurine
    Hey, Jashin-chan, did you know?
[09:13] Yurine
    The reason Santa Claus's outfit is red...
[09:17] Yurine
    is because it's soaked with blood.
[09:22] Yurine
    Merry Christmas.
[09:25] DevilA
    Very Chrismimas!
SIGN    Jashin-chan... Where are you?
SIGN    Jashin-chan... Jashin-chan...
SIGN    Jashin-chan... Jashin-chan....
[09:40] DevilA
    Have you ever collapsed on the
    street calling out Jashin-chan's name?
SIGN    Jashin-chan... Jashin-chan...
[09:50] Jashin
    No, but I've been crucified.
[09:56] DevilA
    The seasons change in the blink of an eye.
    It's the height of autumn now.
[10:13] Jashin
    My training is done.
[10:15] Jashin
    I've come pretty far with the unique
    breathing technique I invented.
[10:20] Jashin
    These abs will put a lot
    more power into my dropkick.
[10:24] Jashin
    Yurine! Try punching my belly.
     I want to test out these abs of steel.
[10:30] Yurine
    All right.
[10:38] Yurine
    Jashin-chan?
[10:43] Yurine
    Coming.
[10:46] Yusa
    Hello. My name is Yusa.
[10:50] Yusa
    My younger sister visited you a while ago.
[10:53] Yurine
    Yusa? Uh...
[10:57] Yurine
    Oh.
[11:00] Jashin
    Help yourselves.
[11:01] Yusa
    Oh, don't go out of your way.
SIGN    m 0 0 l 0 0 l 23 0 b 24 0 24 1 24 1 l 24 14 b 24 15 23 15 23 15 l -21 15 b -21 15 -22 15 -22 14 l -22 1 b -22 1 -22 1 -22 1 b -22 1 -22 0 -21 0 l -21 0 b -21 0 -21 0 -21 0 b -21 0 -21 0 -21 0
SIGN    Regained Consciousness
[11:04] Jashin
    I can't believe I have to serve
    the cake I wanted all for myself!
[11:08] Jashin
    I would've eaten it before my ab training
    if I knew this would happen!
[11:15] Yurine
    Kori-chan was a big help back in summer.
[11:21] Yurine
    By the way, um... It's really cold,
    so could you stop the blizzard?
[11:26] Yusa
    Oh, I'm sorry.
[11:29] Yurine
    Anyway, you say you're sisters,
    but are you even, uh... the same race,
[11:34] Yurine
    or even the same class of creature?
[11:37] Yusa
    Yes. As ice devils, our appearances
     change as we mature.
[11:43] Yusa
    Even as children, we have
    a certain degree of power,
[11:47] Yusa
    but upon reaching adulthood,
    we take on adult forms like I have,
[11:51] Yusa
    receive names,
    and become full-fledged devils.
[11:54] DevilA
    By the way, in human years, ice devils
    reach adulthood around the age of 15.
[12:00] Yurine
    Oh, I see.
[12:05] Yurine
    In that case, when it's
    time to name Kori-chan,
[12:08] Yurine
    why not name her Koji?
SIGN    Name
SIGN    Yusa
SIGN    Koji
[12:12] Yusa
    The name "Koji" isn't usually
    given to girls, is it?
[12:17] Yurine
    That's true.
[12:18] Jashin
    Koji?
[12:19] Yurine
    Anyway, what brings you here today?
[12:22] Yusa
    Well, I hate to inconvenience you
     by showing up unannounced,
[12:27] Yusa
    but my sister begged me
     to bring her to see you.
[12:30] Yusa
    This isn't much, but please accept it.
[12:33] Yusa
    And...
[12:35] Yusa
    I hear that young lady there took
    especially good care of my sister,
[12:39] Yusa
    so I wanted to thank her.
[12:45] Jashin
    Wh-Who is this lady? She's looking
    at me with pure murder in her eyes!
[12:50] Jashin
    She didn't come here to kill me, did she?!
[12:53] Jashin
    Adult ice devils are among
    the highest classes of devils!
[12:57] Jashin
    If I screw up, I could get killed for real!
SIGN    Jashin-chan always runs away
SIGN    from strong devils
SIGN    Jashin-chan always runs away
SIGN    from strong devils
SIGN    Jashin-chan always runs away
SIGN    from strong devils
SIGN    Jashin-chan always runs away
SIGN    from strong devils
SIGN    Jashin-chan always runs away
SIGN    from strong devils
[13:01] Yurine
    Jashin-chan, did you do something to her?
[13:08] Yurine
    What?
[13:09] Yurine
    She played a whistle candy in your
    ear even though you begged her not to,
[13:12] Jashin
    Starting today, you're worth 95 yen!
[13:13] Yurine
    and stuck the price sticker
    from a snack bun on your back?
[13:16] Jashin
    Damn it, Koji! Don't tattle!
[13:19] Yurine
    You do the dumbest things.
[13:22] Yusa
    Ever since then, she gets scared
    whenever she hears a whistle,
[13:26] Yusa
    and she can't even go to
    a grocery store without panicking.
[13:30] Jashin
    That's gotta be a lie!
[13:31] Jashin
    It's her own fault! She's a low-ranking devil,
     and she wouldn't do what I said!
[13:38] Yusa
    You deign to insult her again?
[13:40] Yusa
    An insult to my sister is an insult
    to the proud race of the ice devils!
[13:44] Jashin
    What's your race got to be so proud of?
[13:47] Jashin
    You've got faces like moles.
[13:49] Jashin
    Is that a face to be proud of?
[13:52] Yusa
    Moles? Did you just say "moles"?
[13:56] Yusa
    I was planning to just
    return home quietly today,
[14:00] Yusa
    but you brought up the one thing we ice
    devils are the most self-conscious about.
[14:05] Jashin
    What's your problem?!
    Just "return home quietly," then!
SIGN    Blanket
[14:08] Jashin
    Also, it's freezing!
[14:11] Jashin
    Koji's one thing, but there's
    no way I can beat this one!
[14:15] Jashin
    What can I do? Think!
    There must be a way!
[14:19] Jashin
    There has to be something I can...
[14:22] Jashin
    That's it!
[14:23] Jashin
    Hey! What's that?!
[14:26] Jashin
    Morons! There's nothing there!
[14:28] Jashin
    This is the end, Koji!
[14:30] Jashin
    I'm gonna hit your unguarded back
[14:32] Jashin
    with the dropkick I've powered up
     by strengthening my abs!
[14:37] Jashin
    And when she sees you're dead, your sister
    will be overcome with grief and despair!
[14:41] Jashin
    She'll be so shattered, I'll be able to beat
     both of you without even fighting!
[14:46] Jashin
    Also, your—
SIGN    CLINK
SIGN    CLINK
SIGN    CLINK
[14:59] Yurine
    Aw, man. Not again.
[15:01] Jashin
    My stronger abs didn't do me any good at all.
[15:19] Yurine
    Is this enough for you to let
    Jashin-chan off the hook for today?
[15:23] Yusa
    Yes. My sister is overjoyed
    to see you again, anyway.
[15:36] Jashin
    My roll cake stood up! My roll cake stood up!
[15:40] Jashin
    It stood up! It stood up!
    It stood up! It stood up!
SIGN    Hell
     Bank
SIGN    Jinbocho Branch
[15:48] Medusa
    Here. I brought your money.
SIGN     To
    Jashin-chan
SIGN    From
    Medusa
[15:51] Jashin
    Are you stupid?! Don't give it
    to me here! Yurine will hear you!
[15:55] Medusa
    Sorry...
[15:56] Yurine
    I already heard.
[15:58] Yurine
    You're extorting Medusa again?
[16:00] Jashin
    N-No, no! This is money I lent to her...
[16:05] Yurine
    You're garbage through and through.
[16:08] Jashin
    She knows.
[16:10] Jashin
    I-I'm just borrowing a little bit.
[16:13] Jashin
    I always return it to her.
[16:15] Jashin
    Just last week, I returned the
    40 yen she lent me 100 years ago.
[16:20] Yurine
    I bet that was a starting wage 100 years ago.
[16:23] Medusa
    I don't really mind if she doesn't return it.
[16:27] Jashin
    Right?! It's better to accept that
    money lent out will never come back!
[16:33] Yurine
    You're in no position to say that.
[16:37] Yurine
    Medusa, don't you think
    you're too soft on Jashin-chan?
[16:41] Yurine
    What if she becomes an even bigger scumbag?
[16:43] Medusa
    What?! An even bigger
    scumbag?! I don't want that!
[16:47] Yurine
    Right? So you need to be firm with her.
[16:51] Jashin
    What's this, Medusa?
    You gonna do what Yurine says?
[16:55] Jashin
    Not me, who you've been with
    for thousands of years, but Yurine?
[17:00] Medusa
    U-Um...
[17:02] Jashin
    You treacherous coward!
[17:03] Jashin
    Again, you're in no position to say that.
[17:06] Medusa
    I-It's not like that!
[17:07] Medusa
    I'm just worried about you!
[17:10] Jashin
    Liar!
[17:10] Jashin
    You're just always high
    on your own good girl act!
[17:24] Medusa
    Jashin-chan, you jerk!
[17:27] Medusa
    I don't care what happens to you anymore!
    I'm never coming back to the human realm!
[17:35] Jashin
    Fine, stupid! Never come back, then!
[17:40] Yurine
    Oh, boy.
[17:46] Jashin
    I think... I went a little too far.
[17:51] Jashin
    Medusa...
[17:54] Jashin
    Medusa hates me now.
[17:58] Jashin
    And Medusa was...
[18:02] Jashin
    She was my precious...
[18:05] Jashin
    My precious...
[18:08] Jashin
    My precious ATM.
[18:09] Yurine
    That's where you were going?
[18:17] DevilA
    And... cheese!
[18:19] DevilA
    I recommend the extra-cheesy pizza toast!
[18:23] DevilA
    It's tasty!
[18:29] Jashin
    I can't keep going if I don't drink!
[18:32] Jashin
    What does she mean, she's never
    coming back to the human realm?
[18:36] Jashin
    She could just send me money
    monthly via Hell registered mail, then!
[18:40] Jashin
    It's not is if I want to see her, anyway!
[18:46] Jashin
    Barkeep! Another
    strawberry juice from the tap!
[18:49] Master
    You've had too much to
    drink, Jashin-chan-san.
[18:52] Jashin
    You don't need to worry about me!
[18:54] Jashin
    I'm not gonna get sick
    drinking strawberry juice!
[18:58] Master
    Actually...
[18:59] Master
    I'm not worried about you.
[19:01] Master
    I'm worried there won't be
    any left for my other customers.
[19:05] Jashin
    Huh? Oh... I see.
[19:13] Jashin
    I don't even have the will to walk.
[19:26] Jashin
    I'm so pathetic!
[19:28] Jashin
    Medusa's abandoned me, and the
    barkeep isn't even worried about me!
[19:33] Jashin
    I'm... I'm...
[19:37] Jashin
    Did I do something so bad?!
[19:39] Jashin
    I mean, maybe I did, but still!
[19:43] Jashin
    Come on, love me!
    You could love me, couldn't you?
[19:47] Jashin
    Couldn't you?!
[19:49] Jashin
    Love me! Love me!
[19:52] Jashin
    Love me for who I am!
[19:53] Ichiro
    Wh-Who even are you?!
[19:55] Jashin
    Let it go... Just leggo! I'm so lonely!
[20:02] Ichiro
    "Leggo"? You're lonely and
     want to go to Legoland?
[20:05] Medusa
    Jashin-chan.
[20:07] Jashin
    I'm hearing things now.
[20:10] Jashin
    I'm losing my mind.
[20:12] Medusa
    Jashin-chan.
[20:13] Jashin
    Medusa's voice...
[20:17] Jashin
    It wasn't...
[20:19] Jashin
    my imagination?
[20:21] Medusa
    I came to bring you home, Jashin-chan.
[20:24] Jashin
    Y-You came back, ATM?
[20:28] Yurine
    Medusa was so worried about you,
    she came back moments after she left.
[20:33] Jashin
    A... T...
[20:36] Jashin
    It was all my fault! Forgive me, AT...
[20:39] Jashin
    I mean, Medusa!
[20:41] Medusa
    I know, Jashin-chan.
[20:44] Medusa
    You're hopeless without me.
[20:47] Jashin
    Uh-huh! I adore you, Medusa!
[20:51] Jashin
    I... adore this... Medusa...
SIGN    I Adore This Medusa!
[20:56] Jashin
    I adore this Medusa!
[20:59] Jashin
    Ah-Tuh-Muh!
[21:02] Jashin
    ATM!
[21:06] Crowd
    ATM! ATM!
[21:10] Crowd
    ATM! ATM! ATM!
[21:22] Medusa
    Jashin-chan, I bet you're hungry, right?
[21:25] Medusa
    Let's have curry on the way home.
[21:28] Medusa
    What's wrong?
[21:29] Jashin
    I spent all the money you loaned me
     on 100 cups of strawberry juice.
[21:36] Medusa
    You don't need to worry
    about that. I'll pay for it.
[21:41] Jashin
    Okay! I really do need you
     in my life, Medusa!
[21:47] Jashin
    I adore you, Medusa!
[21:50] Medusa
    You really are hopeless
    without me, aren't you?
[21:54] Yurine
    Oh, great.
[21:55] Yurine
    Jashin-chan's descent into
    scumbaggery is accelerating.
[21:56] Medusa
    Where should we get curry?
[21:58] Jashin
    I want Bondy today!
SIGN    Scum
[22:00] Medusa
    Okay!
SIGN    Scum
SIGN    Scum
[22:04] Jashin
    Medusa!
[22:06] Medusa
    Jashin-chan!
[23:40] Jashin
    There is a woman who seduces devils.
[23:43] Jashin
    Love and hate are two sides of the same coin.
[23:45] Jashin
    That woman attempts to kill
    a devil out of beastly love.
[23:50] Jashin
    Dropkick on My Devil returns next
    time with a backdrop to your heart!

E4 -

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[01:34] DevilA
    It started as a black market
    after World War II,
[01:37] DevilA
    then it became Electric Town,
[01:39] DevilA
    and then a computer town.
[01:42] DevilA
    And now, it's the biggest
    otaku city in the world.
[01:46] DevilA
    It is Akihabara.
SIGN    Akihabara
    Gachapon Hall
[01:49] DevilA
    More than 400 gachapon
    machines can be found here.
SIGN    Akihabara
    Gachapon Hall
[01:53] DevilA
    You're sure to find something you want.
SIGN    Mongolian Death Worm
SIGN    Figure
SIGN    Set 1
SIGN    Collect All 9
SIGN    Skyfish
SIGN    Flat-
     woods
SIGN    Monster
SIGN    Nessie
SIGN    Minnesota Iceman
SIGN    Chupacabra
SIGN    Tsuchi-
    noko

SIGN    RARE!!
SIGN    Mothman
SIGN    Shadow People
[01:57] Jashin
    If I get this on my next spin, I die.
SIGN    Insert Coins
[02:05] Jashin
    I'm safe!
[02:07] Jashin
    A skyfish, though?
[02:09] Jashin
    The "If I get this next, I die" rule
    adds an extra thrill to this game
[02:13] Jashin
    and makes it even more fun.
[02:16] Jashin
    Not like I'd actually die, anyway.
[02:21] Jashin
    I just keep getting dupes of this one.
[02:25] Jashin
    Whoa!
[02:26] Jashin
    Hey, dumbass! Can't you see
    there's a devil lying on the street here?!
[02:31] Jashin
    You shouldn't be driving!
     Run into a power pole and die!
[02:34] DevilA
    Folks, never lie down in the
    street or curse at people.
[02:41] DevilA
    Another dupe!
[02:42] DevilA
    Go to Hell, damn it! Bah!
[02:47] Jashin
    I'd have the full set if I could
    just get that rare tsuchinoko...
[02:57] Jashin
    I don't need a live one. No live ones.
[03:02] Jashin
    Live pets aren't allowed
    in Yurine's building.
[03:05] Jashin
    Beth is an exception, but that's it.
[03:08] Jashin
    I'll try a couple more times.
[03:11] Jashin
    Oh, I only have enough left to buy dinner.
[03:15] Jashin
    But it won't hurt to use just a little of it.
[03:18] (Flashback) Yurine
    If you spend that money
    on anything but groceries,
[03:21] (Flashback) Yurine
    I'll throw you into the wood chipper.
[03:23] (Flashback) Yurine
    wood chipper
[03:25] (Flashback) Yurine
    wood chipper
[03:26] Jashin
    Wood chipper...
[03:32] DevilA
    A wood chipper is a machine that's
    only for chopping wood into tiny pieces.
[03:36] DevilA
    If you use it for the wrong purposes,
     you're going to Hell!
[03:39] DevilA
    Get it? To Hell, 'cause she's a devil.
[03:43] Jashin
    If I use this money,
    I'll be in big trouble.
[03:47] Jashin
    So I won't.
[03:48] Yoshihiko
    Excuse me.
[03:50] Yoshihiko
    I want to use that machine.
[03:52] Jashin
    Oh... Sure. Go ahead.
[03:55] Jashin
    I wanna do it, but... I guess I won't.
[04:00] Yoshihiko
    I got the tsuchinoko!
[04:01] Jashin
    What?!
[04:03] Jashin
    You've gone and done it now!
[04:05] Yoshihiko
    Now I've got the whole set!
[04:06] Jashin
    I tried all those times for the tsuchinoko,
    and he gets it just like that?!
[04:12] Jashin
    Ah, I want it so bad!
[04:14] Jashin
    Not having the tsuchinoko
    makes it look even more alluring!
[04:19] Jashin
    Okay, I'll just kill him!
[04:21] Jashin
    That tsuchinoko's so valuable, I'll kill
    him if that's what it takes to steal it!
[04:25] Jashin
    No, wait. Maybe I should use a more
    intelligent method to steal it?
[04:30] Jashin
    As a high-ranking devil of superior
    intelligence, I am a brilliant strategist.
[04:35] Jashin
    Oh, wow!
[04:37] Jashin
    It's the rare tsuchinoko!
[04:40] Jashin
    Can I please see it for just a second?
[04:43] Yoshihiko
    Sure. Here.
[04:53] Jashin
    Okay, here you go.
[04:55] Yoshihiko
    What the hell did you
    do that for, you snake?!
[04:58] Yoshihiko
    That's disgusting, damn it!
[05:05] Yoshihiko
    This woman is total scum!
[05:06] Yoshihiko
    I don't want that stupid
    thing anymore, you moron!
[05:14] Jashin
    "Total scum" is a compliment
    to us devils, little boy.
[05:19] Jashin
    My plan was a success!
    The tsuchinoko is mine! Yay! Yay!
[05:24] Jashin
    Now to buy those groceries and go home.
[05:26] Jashin
    La, la, la, la, la!
SIGN    Meat Pavilion Yukio
SIGN    Meat Pavilion Yukio
SIGN    Meat Pavilion Yukio
SIGN    Meat Pavilion Yukio
SIGN    Meat Pavilion Yukio
[05:33] Jashin
    I got great meat for a great price.
[05:36] Jashin
    And I got my tsuchinoko! What a happy day!
[05:41] (Flashback) Yoshihiko
    This woman is total scum!
[05:44] Jashin
    Huh?
[05:49] Jashin
    But now that the moment's passed,
    was it worth stealing?
[05:53] Jashin
    And now, every time I see it, I'll remember
    being slugged and insulted by that kid.
[06:01] Jashin
    I'll put it somewhere out
    of sight when I get home.
[06:06] Mei
    Hey! You there!
[06:08] Mei
    I'm talking to you, snake! Stop right there!
[06:19] Yurine
    I don't know this number.
[06:21] Yurine
    Yes?
[06:21] Mei
    Is this Hanazono Yurine-san?
[06:24] Yurine
    Yes.
[06:24] Mei
    This is the Banzaibashi Police Department.
[06:27] Yurine
    The police?
[06:28] Mei
    Hey, stop!
[06:29] Jashin
    Yurine!
[06:31] Jashin
    The police took me in!
[06:34] Yurine
    Huh?
SIGN    Banzaibashi Police Department
SIGN    Banzaibashi Police Department
SIGN    Banzaibashi Police Department
SIGN    Banzaibashi Police Department
[06:46] Jashin
    I got arrested.
[06:49] Yurine
    What kind of idiot...
[06:51] Yurine
    giggles like that...
[06:52] Yurine
    over being arrested?!
[07:00] Jashin
    I took two uppercuts in one day.
[07:04] Jashin
    Hitting first before listening will
    make you a bad parent in the future!
[07:07] Yurine
    I'm not going to be a parent.
[07:12] Mei
    Are you her guardian, Hanazono Yurine-san?
[07:16] Yurine
    Y-Yes, that's me. I don't know if
    I'd call myself her guardian, though.
[07:20] Yurine
    And you are?
[07:21] Mei
    I'm the supercop of the Banzaibashi Police
    Department and protector of Akihabara:
[07:30] Mei
    Tachibana Mei!
[07:34] Yurine
    I see.
[07:35] Jashin
    She's standing like Vega.
[07:37] Yurine
    So what did Jashin-chan do?
[07:41] Mei
    Theft.
[07:43] Yurine
    You finally went and did it, huh?
[07:45] Jashin
    You've got it all wrong!
    I didn't steal it! That kid...
[07:49] (Flashback) Yoshihiko
    I don't want that stupid
    thing anymore, you moron!
[07:52] Jashin
    ...he said.
[07:53] Mei
    What are you talking about?
[07:54] Jashin
    Huh? That's not what you meant?
[07:58] Mei
    What she stole was...
[08:01] Yurine/Jashin
    Was...?
[08:06] Mei
    My heart!
[08:07] Mei
    My heart!
[08:08] Mei
    My heart!
[08:10] Mei
    My heart!
[08:12] Yurine/Jashin
    Huh?
[08:14] Mei
    I saw her while on patrol, and her form was
    so lovely and cute, it was love at first sight!
[08:19] Mei
    So I called out to her and arrested her!
[08:24] Mei
    Ah, she's so cute!
[08:25] Mei
    And so beautiful!
[08:27] Jashin
    C-Cut it out!
[08:29] Jashin
    Arresting me for a reason
    like that is an abuse of power!
[08:32] Mei
    She's unbelievably cute!
[08:33] Jashin
    Stop it!
[08:34] Yurine
    Yikes.
[08:34] Jashin
    Stop! Stop! Stop!
[08:35] Mei
    Anyway, to get to the point, Yurine-san...
[08:37] Yurine
    Yes?
[08:38] Mei
    May I have her?
[08:40] Yurine
    Sure.
[08:41] Jashin
    No hesitation at all?!
[08:43] Mei
    Yay! Isn't this great, Orochimaru?!
[08:46] Jashin
    She even gave me a name...
[08:52] Mei
    You really are adorable, Orochimaru.
[08:55] Mei
    So cute, it's making me cry.
[08:57] Jashin
    This chick is dangerous!
    I don't wanna live with her!
[09:00] Yurine
    Oh, but if Jashin-chan isn't around, cleaning
     and prepping meals will be more work for me.
[09:06] Yurine
    I'm sorry. I'll take her home after all.
[09:08] Mei
    What? No!
[09:09] Mei
    You said I could have her,
    but you're taking that back?! Rude!
[09:12] Mei
    If I can't have Orochimaru...
[09:17] Mei
    Then she can die.
[09:18] Jashin
    You're kidding!
[09:22] Mei
    Aw, I missed.
[09:25] Jashin
    You grazed my tail!
[09:27] Mei
    I'm sorry I missed, Orochimaru.
    The blade was sharpened, but...
[09:30] Mei
    Does it hurt?
[09:35] Mei
    She looks so cute when she's suffering!
[09:40] Mei
    Okay, let's take a commemorative
    photo before I finish you off.
[09:46] Mei
    Come on, make a peace sign.
    Try to look like you're having fun.
[09:49] Jashin
    I-I can't... Please spare me...
[09:53] Mei
    So cute!
[09:54] Mei
    So Instagrammable!
[09:56] Mei
    Perfect! I can't stop!
[09:57] Yurine
    I don't want to watch this farce.
     I want to go home.
[10:02] Mei
    Oh! It's five!
[10:03] Mei
    The work day's over! I gotta get home!
[10:07] Mei
    I refuse to work overtime!
[10:10] Mei
    I put the meat Orochimaru
    bought in the office fridge.
[10:15] Mei
    Don't forget to take it with you.
[10:17] Mei
    Bye!
[10:19] Mei
    I know we'll meet again.
[10:23] Yurine
    If she thinks you're cute,
    she's pretty twisted.
[10:27] Jashin
    She's crazy enough to give
    Yurine a run for her money.
[10:31] Yurine
    By the way, what was that you
    were saying about a kid earlier?
[10:35] Jashin
    Huh? N-Nothing at all!
[10:37] Yurine
    Stare...
[10:40] Jashin
    I'd better lock up that tsuchinoko
    as soon as I get home.
SIGN    Jinbocho
SIGN    Jinbocho
SIGN    Jinbocho
SIGN    Tropes
SIGN    Tropes
SIGN    Tropes
SIGN    Tropes
[10:44] Medusa
    Jinbocho Tropes!
SIGN    Photo
    books
SIGN    Foreign
SIGN    Jinbocho Station
[11:01] Jashin
    No, no! I meant to go
    into the subway station!
[11:05] Jashin
    I wasn't watching where I was going,
    so I went in the wrong door!
[11:10] Jashin
    Don't look at your phone while walking.
[11:18] Minos
    Hey, that was a nice howl, Beth.
[11:22] Minos
    Okay!
SIGN    Mother said the air in the human realm was unclean, but...
SIGN    Yeah. It feels nice.
[12:00] Yurine
    What is it?
[12:01] Jashin
    Please die.
[12:03] Yurine
    No.
[12:06] Jashin
    I should've known!
[12:08] Jashin
    Since I can't kill you, I thought
    maybe you'd die if I just asked nicely!
[12:12] Yurine
    Why would you even
    consider that a possibility?
[12:15] Jashin
    Pout...
[12:17] Yurine
    I'm taking my bath. Take yours once I'm out.
[12:21] Jashin
    Fine.
[12:27] Jashin
    Did you think there'd be a fan service scene?
[12:31] Jashin
    Oh, I'll give you fan service.
[12:36] DevilA
    With the tsuchinoko!
[12:42] DevilA
    Hey, this isn't bad...
SIGN    Ja
[12:44] Jashin
    Boo. It didn't work.
[12:47] Jashin
    I asked nicely and even bowed
    my head. Why can't she just die?
[12:52] Jashin
    She's so stingy.
[12:54] Jashin
    But I guess that'd be too easy.
[12:57] TV
    Aren't the mountains lovely?
[12:59] TV
    You should all try getting away for a
    while to set your mind and body free!
[13:04] Jashin
    What a stupid thing to say.
SIGN    Ja
[13:07] Jashin
    What's the point in going up when
    you have to come back down again?
[13:11] Jashin
    Just because there's a mountain there?
[13:14] Jashin
    It makes no sense.
[13:16] Jashin
    Actually, in suspense dramas,
    a lot of murders tend to take place...
[13:22] Jashin
    in the mountains!
[13:24] Edward
    Yes!
SIGN    I'm going to kill you!
SIGN    Don't!!
[13:26] Macaulay
    No! No!
SIGN    I'm sorry I stole your wife!
[13:30] Edward
    Yes!
SIGN    Too late!!
SIGN    Save your regrets for when you're in Hell!!
[13:32] Edward
    Yes!
[13:34] Macaulay
    No! No!
SIGN    It wasn't your wife I wanted!
SIGN    It was you I—
SIGN    Me, too...
[13:38] Edward
    Yes! Yes!
SIGN    I loved you, too!!
[13:44] Jashin
    Which means there are plenty of spots in
    the mountains that are perfect for murder.
SIGN    Murder
SIGN    Murder
SIGN    Murder
SIGN    Murder
SIGN    Murder
SIGN    Murder
SIGN    Murder
SIGN    Murder
SIGN    Murder
SIGN    Murder
SIGN    Murder
SIGN    Murder
SIGN    Murder
SIGN    Murder
SIGN    Murder
SIGN    Murder
SIGN    Murder
SIGN    Murder
SIGN    Murder
SIGN    Murder
SIGN    Murder
SIGN    Murder
SIGN    Murder
SIGN    Murder
SIGN    Murder
SIGN    Murder
SIGN    Murder
SIGN    Murder
SIGN    Murder
SIGN    Murder
SIGN    Murder
[13:51] Jashin
    If I invite Yurine to go to the mountains...
[13:54] Jashin
    I'll have nothing but chances to kill her!
[13:57] Jashin
    This time, it's the end for Yurine!
[14:01] Jashin
    Now that's settled,
    I need to visualize how I'll do it.
[14:07] Jashin
    Look, Yurine! The view is magnificent!
[14:13] Yurine
    Wow, it really is nice.
[14:15] Yurine
    Yoo-hoo!
[14:19] Jashin
    Yoo-hoo!
[14:28] Jashin
    And she's dead.
SIGN    Grin...
[14:30] Jashin
    I finally get to make the "dropkick"
    in the series title actually happen!
[14:36] Jashin
    And here's another possible situation...
[14:39] Yurine
    This rope bridge is really unsteady...
[14:43] Yurine
    Jashin-chan, help... me...
[14:51] Yurine
    S-Stop...
[14:57] Jashin
    And she's dead!
[14:59] Jashin
    I could even do it this way...
[15:06] Yurine
    Jashin-chan, it's a bear!
[15:08] Yurine
    What do we do? We have to play dead!
[15:11] Jashin
    Now!
[15:12] Bear
    Let's do it.
[15:13] Jashin/Bear
    Cross...
[15:15] Jashin/Bear
    Bear!
[15:21] Jashin
    A collaborative effort
    between me and the bear!
[15:25] Jashin
    Oh, yeah! I've definitely won this time!
[15:30] Jashin
    I'm so excited, I think I might pee myself!
[15:34] Yurine
    Ah, that was a nice bath.
[15:36] Jashin
    Oh, Yurine.
[15:37] Jashin
    Do you have any plans tomorrow?
[15:39] Yurine
    No, why?
[15:41] Jashin
    Then let's go climb a mountain together!
[15:45] Yurine
    No.
[15:50] Jashin
    Okay.
[15:55] Minos
    You know, a lot of the stuff in this anime
    happens here in Yurine-chan's apartment.
[16:01] Jashin
    Yeah. They can just reuse
    the same set that way.
[16:04] Minos
    Why don't we go to my place for a change?
[16:08] Minos
    How's this?
[16:09] Jashin
    It's the same layout,
    so there's not much difference.
[16:12] Minos
    Oh, right.
[16:13] Minos
    Guess I should make some
    bigger changes, then.
[16:18] Minos
    How's this?
[16:18] Jashin
    You changed it too much!
SIGN    Kanda
SIGN    Suzuran
SIGN    Street
[16:32] Medusa
    Jashin-chan?
[16:34] Medusa
    Okay, got it. I'll be right there.
[16:37] Medusa
    Yep.
[16:40] Medusa
    Oh, yeah. I should buy
    something to take as a gift.
[16:44] Staff
    Thank you very much.
[16:47] Medusa
    I hope Jashin-chan will like these.
[16:50] Medusa
    Oh, I need to withdraw her money, too.
[17:02] Medusa
    Hi there!
[17:07] Medusa
    Jashin-chan? I'm here.
[17:11] Medusa
    I bought some Fresh Moon for you.
[17:15] Medusa
    And since it's the end of the month,
     I stopped by the bank.
[17:22] Medusa
    Jashin-chan?
[17:25] Medusa
    What's wrong, Jashin-cha—
[17:39] Medusa
    What... is this?
[17:43] Medusa
    Why?
[17:45] Medusa
    Jashin-chan... is dead...
[17:50] Medusa
    Okay, got it. I'll be right there.
[17:51] Medusa
    When she called me while
    I was on Suzuran Street,
[17:55] Medusa
    she sounded so full of energy...
[18:03] Medusa
    Jashin-chan!
[18:09] Jashin
    That whole sequence of moves you just
    made, and that sequence of expressions!
[18:14] Jashin
    I was watching from inside the closet,
     and I burst out laughing!
[18:21] Jashin
    I laughed so hard, I fell out.
[18:23] Jashin
    That's the skin I just molted.
[18:25] Jashin
    Did you forget that I molt
    every few thousand years?
[18:30] Jashin
    Well, today was the day!
[18:33] Jashin
    That's why I came up with this
    little prank and called you over.
[18:38] Jashin
    Did you really think I was dead?
[18:40] Jashin
    No way in Hell!
[18:44] Jashin
    Huh? What's wrong?
[18:49] Medusa
    Did you really think that would be funny?
[18:53] Jashin
    Huh?
[18:54] Medusa
    This goes beyond the bounds of a prank.
[18:58] Medusa
    Do you not realize how sad
    I would be if you really died?
[19:04] Jashin
    U-Uh-oh! It's...
[19:09] Jashin
    Polite Medusa!
[19:14] DevilA
    Let me explain!
[19:16] DevilA
    When Medusa's anger hits max,
     she enters an excessively polite mode.
[19:19] Jashin
    Medusa only hits this level of fury
    once every few thousand years.
[19:25] Jashin
    My molting and Medusa's polite mode...
[19:28] Jashin
    Two ultra-rare events that only
    occur once every several millennia!
[19:33] Jashin
    It's like Obon and New Year's
    happening at the same time!
[19:38] Medusa
    I'll be going now. I won't be visiting
    the human realm again for a while.
[19:44] Jashin
    This is serious.
[19:47] (Flashback) Medusa
    I don't care what happens to you anymore!
    I'm never coming back to the human realm!
[19:52] Jashin
    This isn't like last time. She's serious!
[19:56] Jashin
    Please...
[19:57] Jashin
    Please don't go, Medusa!
[19:59] Jashin
    You know I have neurotic
    gastritis, don't you?!
[20:03] Jashin
    If you leave right now, I'll worry so
    much that I'll get holes in my stomach,
[20:08] Jashin
    and then I might die for real!
[20:14] Jashin
    W-Well, I guess I might have
    taken my joke a little too far.
[20:21] Jashin
    Ha, ha, ha, and ha...
[20:30] Jashin
    I'm sorry.
[20:33] Jashin
    I didn't think you would get so angry.
[20:36] Medusa
    I can't! I'm leaving!
[20:39] Jashin
    No... Wait!
[20:41] Jashin
    Forgive me, Medusa!
    I'll get holes in my stomach!
[20:54] Jashin
    Medusa... Medusa!
[21:00] Jashin
    M-My stomach... hurts...
[21:06] Medusa
    Just kidding! Got you back!
[21:09] Medusa
    I won't leave.
[21:14] Jashin
    Medusa!
[21:18] Jashin
    You took that joke too far!
[21:22] Medusa
    Don't ever play a prank like that again.
[21:24] Jashin
    Okay... Okay! I won't!
[21:27] Jashin
    I promise I won't!
[21:29] Medusa
    There, there.
[21:36] Yurine
    I'm home.
[21:38] Jashin/Medusa
    Welcome home!
[21:40] Jashin
    Fresh Moon is so yummy!
[21:42] Jashin
    The mellow flavor goes great with coffee.
[21:45] Medusa
    They're great with green tea, too.
     Want some more?
[21:50] Jashin
    Yep!
[21:51] Medusa
    I'll take off the wrapper.
[21:53] Jashin
    Thanks!
[21:55] Yurine
    These two are as chummy as ever, I see.
[21:57] Medusa
    Here you go!
[22:00] Jashin
    Yum!
[22:02] Medusa
    Like it?
[22:03] Jashin
    I love it!
SIGN    Fresh
    Moon
SIGN    Fresh
    Roman
[22:05] Medusa
    Oh, you've got some on your face.
[22:07] Jashin
    Wipe it off for me.
[23:40] Jashin
    Screams and madness
    eat away at people's hearts.
[23:43] Jashin
    When justice goes berserk,
    the town is drenched in devil blood,
[23:47] Jashin
    and the angel is left in despair.
[23:49] Jashin
    Dropkick on My Devil returns next time
    with a suicide dive to your heart!

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SIGN    Suico Penguin Goods Campaign
SIGN    Total
[00:01] Staff
    Your total is 3,200 yen.
[00:04] Jashin
    Ugh, why don't they have the
    second volume of the grimoire?
[00:09] Yurine
    I bought the first volume
    at a used bookstore.
[00:13] Yurine
    You're looking in the wrong places.
[00:16] Yurine
    I'm glad I was able to buy the book I wanted.
SIGN    m 0 0 l 100 0 100 100 0 100
SIGN    On that day,
    the woman,
    Hanazono Yurine...
SIGN    m 0 0 l 100 0 100 100 0 100
SIGN    ...used the grimoire
    she bought at a used
    bookstore to casually
    summon a devil...
SIGN    TV Anime
    Adaptation!
[00:20] Jashin
    That's Yurine.
SIGN    ...used the grimoire she bought at a used
    bookstore to casually summon a devil...
[00:24] Jashin
    Guess it's true.
[00:26] Yurine
    I'm hungry. Let's stop
    and eat on our way home.
[00:30] Yurine
    What do you want?
[00:31] Jashin
    Y-You're...
[00:33] Yurine
    Huh? What are you saying?
[00:35] Yurine
    I want to go to Jiro.
[00:38] Yurine
    Yeah. Let's go to Jiro.
[00:40] Jashin
    Huh? Why'd you even ask me?
[00:43] Jashin
    And what is "Jiro"?
[00:45] Jashin
    Also, we're...
[00:48] Jashin
    ...getting an anime adaptation?!
[00:50] DevilA
    You only just realized?
[02:22] Staff
    Welcome.
[02:25] Yurine
    You always get fried fish with
    your mincemeat cutlets and rice.
[02:29] Jashin
    This is what I like the best!
[02:32] Jashin
    What about you?
[02:33] Jashin
    You always get milk and
    scallop croquettes with rice.
[02:37] Yurine
    Yeah. This is what I like the best.
[02:42] Jashin
    I want to try a bite of that.
[02:45] Yurine
    No.
[02:47] Yurine
    I hate all that "gimme a bite"
    food-sharing stuff.
[02:54] Yurine
    You should eat what you ordered
    for yourself, and eat it all.
[02:57] Jashin
    Oh... Okay. I apologize.
[03:04] Yurine
    I can't finish my rice.
[03:06] Yurine
    Jashin-chan, finish it for me.
[03:07] Jashin
    Huh? O-Okay...
[03:11] Jashin
    This totally contradicts
    what she just said.
[03:14] Jashin
    But I won't say anything.
    She'd just get mad at me.
[03:19] Yurine
    I'm done. That was delicious.
[03:24] Yurine
    Excuse me. I'd like a mincemeat
    cutlet boxed lunch, please.
[03:28] Staff
    Got it. One mincemeat cutlet
    boxed lunch coming up.
[03:31] Jashin
    What are you going to do with that?
[03:33] Jashin
    Is it for dinner?
[03:35] Yurine
    There's one more stop I want to make.
[03:44] Yurine
    Pekola, are you there?
    I brought you some food.
[03:47] Jashin
    Why's she giving food to that fallen angel?
[03:49] Guy
    Pekola?
[03:52] Guy
    I'm not Pekola.
[03:54] Yurine
    Oh, wrong place.
[03:56] Guy
    Pekola's over there.
[03:58] Yurine
    Oh, that's hers?
[04:00] Yurine
    Thank you.
SIGN    No soccer, baseball, fireworks, or other disruptive activities allowed in this park
[04:03] Pekola
    What do a witch and
    her familiar want with me?
[04:06] Jashin
    Could you be any more impudent?!
[04:09] Jashin
    Want me to kill you right here and now?!
[04:11] Pekola
    D-Don't!
[04:13] Pekola
    On top of being weak since I lost my halo,
[04:15] Pekola
    I'm also so hungry,
     I have no strength at all.
SIGN    Gurrrrgle
SIGN    Gurrrrgle
SIGN    Gurrrrgle
[04:20] Yurine
    That's why I brought this for you.
[04:25] Pekola
    A m-mincemeat cutlet lunch!
[04:28] Pekola
    Th-This is... for me?
[04:33] Pekola
    I don't need it! My pride as an angel won't
     allow me to accept charity from a witch!
[04:39] Pekola
    P-Please leave!
[04:41] Yurine
    I'm not a witch.
[04:44] Yurine
    Okay, fine. Have it your way.
[04:48] Yurine
    I'll just leave this here.
[04:55] Yurine
    Jashin-chan, let's go.
[04:57] Jashin
    Yep.
[05:14] Pekola
    I want it so bad!
SIGN    Gurrrrgle
SIGN    Gurrrrgle
SIGN    Gurrrrgle
[05:16] Pekola
    No, no, no! I mustn't! What angel
    would eat food given to her by a witch?!
[05:23] Pekola
    But it's not good to waste food...
[05:29] Pekola
    I don't care about the witch, but isn't
    leaving it uneaten rude to whoever cooked it?
[05:35] Pekola
    That's it!
[05:37] Pekola
    It's rude to the cook!
[05:38] (Flashback) Cook
    Eat up.
SIGN    °Her mental image
[05:40] Pekola
    Okay! I'll eat it!
[05:46] Pekola
    Ah, that smells delicious.
[05:49] Pekola
    Huh?
[05:52] Pekola
    Why are you here?
[05:55] Jashin
    You said you weren't gonna eat it, so I thought
    I'd have it. Don't want it to go to waste.
[06:05] Jashin
    What? Did you want to eat it?
[06:09] Pekola
    O-Of course not!
[06:11] Jashin
    Thought so.
SIGN    Diiiing
[06:22] Jashin
    That was the last bite.
[06:24] Jashin
    Ah, that was yummy! And so juicy!
[06:28] Jashin
    Those juicy meat juices are so juicy!
[06:33] Jashin
    I'm no good at food reviews.
[06:34] Jashin
    Thanks for the food!
    Get rid of the trash for me, yeah?
[06:38] Jashin
    My belly's so full.
[06:40] Jashin
    Honestly, what a greedy body I have.
[06:47] Pekola
    This is for the best.
[06:49] Pekola
    I held on to my pride as an angel.
SIGN    Gurrrrgle
SIGN    Gurrrrgle
SIGN    Gurrrrgle
[06:54] Pekola
    Ugh. I'll have some water and go to sleep.
[06:59] Pekola
    Patrasche, I'm so tired.
SIGN    Some
    Time
    Later
SIGN    Pekola
[07:12] Yurine
    You disappeared at some
     point on the way home.
[07:16] Yurine
    You didn't go back and
    eat Pekola's lunch, did you?
[07:20] Jashin
    N-No, I didn't!
[07:22] Yurine
    Really?
[07:24] Jashin
    I didn't!
[07:24] Yurine
    Oh? You'd better tell me the truth...
[07:34] Yurine
    or I'll turn your arm into
    mincemeat in the blender.
[07:36] Jashin
    I ate it! I ate it!
SIGN    Aaaaaa
SIGN    aaaaargh
[07:41] Yurine
    Tonight's dinner is
    Jashin-chan mincemeat cutlets.
SIGN    Please bear
SIGN    with us a moment
SIGN    Please bear
SIGN    with us a moment
[07:50] Yurine
    Okay, I'm going back to Jiro
    to get another lunch for Pekola.
[07:54] Yurine
    Regenerate your arm and clean up in here.
[08:00] Jashin
    Damn it! She really did it!
    Even after I told her the truth!
[08:04] Jashin
    Damn it!
SIGN    Fresh
SIGN    Mincemeat Cutlet
[08:16] Pekola
    Bless that witch.
[08:23] Minos
    Hello!
[08:28] Minos
    I brought you a really cool
    rare souvenir from Hell.
[08:32] Minos
    A toy mandragora!
[08:34] DevilA
    Mandragora. Also known as the mandrake.
[08:38] DevilA
    They scream when pulled out of the dirt,
     and legend says any human who hears it
[08:42] DevilA
    goes crazy and dies!
[08:46] Minos
    It makes a dying scream
    when you squeeze its belly.
SIGN    Gaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaah
SIGN    Gaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaah
SIGN    Gaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaah
[08:53] Jashin
    That's creepy!
[08:56] Yurine
    Th-That's so rock 'n roll...
[08:58] Jashin
    What's rock 'n roll about it?
[09:00] Minos
    You like it?
[09:01] Yurine
    Yeah.
SIGN    Gaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaah
SIGN    Gaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaah
[09:02] Minos
    I'm so glad! The mandragora's happy, too!
[09:05] Yurine
    Jashin-chan is scum, but her friends,
    like you and Medusa, are all great.
[09:11] Yurine
    Even though Jashin-chan is scum.
[09:13] Jashin
    Hmph! She's not my friend or anything.
[09:17] Minos
    Why would you say that? That's mean.
[09:19] Jashin
    It's not mean!
[09:20] Jashin
    How many times have I gotten hurt
    'cause of you since we were kids?!
[09:25] (Flashback) Minos
    Jashin-chan, I'll push you.
[09:27] (Flashback) Text
    Huh?
[09:27] (Flashback) Minos
    And... push!
[09:31] (Flashback) Minos
    Wow!
[09:33] (Flashback) Minos
    You can bend further!
[09:35] (Flashback) Jashin
    I-I can't!
[09:37] (Flashback) Minos
    You can!
SIGN    Crack
[09:41] (Flashback) Minos
    Huh? What happened?
[09:43] (Flashback) Jashin
    You dislocated my spine...
[09:49] Minos
    I said I was sorry for all those times.
     And I didn't do 'em on purpose.
[09:53] Jashin
    That doesn't make it okay!
[09:55] Jashin
    Think before you do things, you musclehead!
[09:59] Minos
    Excuse me? It's your
    own fault for being weak!
[10:02] Jashin
    What?! I'm not weak! You wanna fight?
[10:06] Minos
    Fine by me!
[10:07] Jashin
    I'll teach you!
[10:10] Jashin
    Killer move: Jashin-chan Dropkick...
[10:13] Jashin
    The Animation!
[10:16] Jashin
    Take this!
[10:17] Minos
    I can repel a move like that easy!
SIGN    Gaaaaaah
SIGN    Gaaaaaah
SIGN    Gaaaaaah
[10:39] Jashin
    M-Mandragora-chan?
SIGN    Silence...
SIGN    Silence...
SIGN    Silence...
SIGN    Silence...
SIGN    There's no response.
SIGN    It's just a corpse.
[10:47] Jashin
    Th-That really was a dying scream...
[10:51] Jashin
    But... whatever, right?
    It was creepy, anyway!
[10:56] Jashin
    Right, Yurine?
[10:58] Yurine
    I really liked that toy.
[11:03] Jashin
    Yurine?
[11:05] Minos
    Well, it's about time for me
    to deliver the evening paper.
[11:09] Jashin
    Hey! Wait, Minos, you jerk!
[11:12] Yurine
    Its death scream was so cute.
[11:17] Yurine
    And she said it was rare.
[11:22] Yurine
    You know what this means, don't you?
[11:28] Yurine
    There.
[11:31] Yurine
    Oh, come on. A little yelp like that
    won't replace its death scream.
[11:37] Jashin
    I can't take any more... Please stop...
[11:43] Yurine
    Give me a better scream.
SIGN    Unhappy
    Turn
SIGN    Unhappy
    Turn
SIGN    Unhappy
    Turn
[11:51] Pekola
    I work and work and work,
SIGN    I work and work and work,
[11:53] Pekola
    but my life never gets any easier.
SIGN    but my life never gets any easier.
[11:55] Pekola
    I only stare at my hand.
SIGN    I only stare at my hand.
[11:57] Minos
    Working is fun!
[11:59] Jashin
    You work, you lose.
[12:02] Pekola
    I only stare at my hand.
SIGN    Yaki
SIGN    tori
SIGN    Ice
    Cream
SIGN    Ice
    Cream
SIGN    Ice
    Cream
[12:17] Mei
    Good morning, Miyatsuko from India.
SIGN    For
SIGN    Maharaurava
[12:21] Mei
    Have you gotten used to
    this room, Totempoleko?
SIGN    Hell
SIGN    For
SIGN    Maharaurava
[12:25] Mei
    Vastine...
SIGN    Hell
SIGN    For
SIGN    Maharaurava
[12:27] Mei
    It was really hard to bring you
    into this family, you know.
SIGN    Hell
SIGN    For
SIGN    Maharaurava
SIGN    Hell
SIGN    For
SIGN    Maharaurava
SIGN    Hell
SIGN    For
SIGN    Maharaurava
SIGN    Hell
SIGN    For
SIGN    Maharaurava
SIGN    Hell
SIGN    For
SIGN    Maharaurava
SIGN    Bus Departure Schedule
[12:32] Mei
    The way they did this bus
    dead-ule is just so wonder-four!
[12:37] Mei
    My beautiful babies...
[12:39] Mei
    Now, if I can just bring Orochimaru
    into the fold, it'll be perfect.
[12:45] Mei
    Oh, no! I can't laze around here! I'm late!
[12:51] Mei
    The supercop of the Banzaibashi
    Police Department, Tachibana Mei,
[12:55] Mei
    will protect the peace in this world!
[13:01] Mei
    I have to patrol the area to make sure
    there's no one dangerous around.
[13:13] Hashira
    A-Are you okay?!
SIGN    I'm all right. I just have a weak constitution.
SIGN    Sorry to worry you.
[13:26] Hashira
    She had such a cute voice.
[13:28] Mei
    Okay, no problems here.
[13:32] An
    Excuse me, kind young man.
[13:34] An
    Do you have any interest
     in woodblock prints?
[13:36] Hashira
    Huh? Woodblock prints?
[13:38] An
    They're a bit expensive,
    but you can pay in installments.
[13:42] An
    They will be valuable
    assets in the future.
[13:46] An
    How about just a quick peek?
[13:49] Hashira
    O-Okay, then...
[13:51] Hashira
    Just a peek.
SIGN    Gallery
    Numa
[13:53] An
    One silkscreen!
SIGN    Sale
    In Progress
SIGN    Sale
    In Progress
SIGN    Sale
    In Progress
SIGN    Sale
    In Progress
SIGN    Sale
    In Progress
SIGN    Sale
    In Progress
[13:59] Mei
    Good! No problems here!
[14:10] Mei
    Wonderful!
[14:11] Mei
    That form!
[14:13] Mei
    And the inexplicable
    Halloween-ish clothes!
[14:17] Mei
    Oh, no! It's so wonderful, I could cry!
[14:21] Mei
    Right! You're mine now!
[14:24] Mei
    Upsy-daisy...
[14:27] Staff
    Uh, excuse me...
[14:29] Staff
    Is there some problem with that statue?
[14:33] Staff
    It hasn't been rigged with
    explosives or anything, has it?
[14:37] Mei
    No. I'm just taking it home
    because it's so cute.
[14:40] Staff
    Huh?
[14:42] Mei
    He says he wants to come home with me, too.
[14:45] Mei
    Right?
[14:46] Mei
    I do!
[14:47] Mei
    See?
[14:48] Staff
    What's with this chick?
[14:50] Staff
    She's crazy. I gotta call the police.
[14:50] Mei
    Pet, pet! You're so smooth!
[14:52] Staff
    Wait, but isn't she a...
[14:53] Mei
    Oh, you're so cute!
[14:54] Staff
    Hang on, why am I dealing with this?
    I'm just a part-timer!
[14:55] Mei
    Mister Fluffy Bom-ba-ye!
    Bom-ba-ye! Bom-ba-ye!
[14:58] Staff
    There's nothing I can do!
[15:01] Mei
    Well, let's go!
[15:02] Staff
    W-Wait! You can't do that!
     That's a store mascot!
[15:05] Mei
    Ah. You just touched my butt, didn't you?
[15:07] Staff
    Huh?!
[15:08] Mei
    Eek! Pervert! Police, help me!
[15:12] Staff
    I did not touch your butt!
[15:14] Mei
    I'm taking him home.
[15:16] Staff
    Let go, you psycho bitch!
[15:19] Jashin
    That's the twisted woman from the other day.
[15:23] Jashin
    I was supposed to meet Medusa here,
[15:26] Jashin
    but I don't want this freak spotting me.
[15:29] Medusa
    Jashin-chan!
[15:32] Mei
    Jashin-chan?
[15:34] Mei
    Orochimaru!
[15:35] Medusa
    Sorry to keep you waiting. I was buying
    chicken to bring to you and Yurine-chan.
[15:40] Medusa
    What's wrong?
[15:41] Mei
    I don't need this!
    Orochimaru's the only one for me!
[15:44] Jashin
    She found me, damn it! You idiot!
[15:48] Mei
    Wait, Orochimaru!
[15:52] Jashin
    I can't stand that woman!
[15:55] Mei
    Come on, wait for me!
[15:58] Medusa
    What's wrong, Jashin-chan?
[16:00] Medusa
    If you did something bad,
    you need to atone for it.
[16:05] Jashin
    Shut up!
[16:08] Mei
    Orochimaru!
[16:16] Mei
    Bull's-eye!
[16:18] Medusa
    J-Jashin-chan! Are you okay?!
[16:21] Jashin
    You know I'm not.
SIGN    Orochimaru
[16:25] Mei
    Gotcha!
[16:29] Mei
    Oh, Orochimaru!
[16:31] Mei
    You're so beautiful... and adorable.
[16:34] Mei
    And slippery...
[16:36] Jashin
    S-Stop...
[16:38] Mei
    You're still my favorite, Orochimaru!
[16:42] Mei
    Let's take another picture to celebrate!
[16:45] Jashin
    I-I can't... Please stop...
[16:49] Medusa
    U-Uh...
SIGN    Like!
SIGN    Just now
[16:55] DevilA
    I like!
[17:03] Pekola
    It all looks so delicious!
[17:06] Poporon
    Pekola-sama, there's dessert, too.
[17:09] Pino
    And have some nectar to drink.
SIGN    m 0 0 l 0 0 l 23 0 b 24 0 24 1 24 1 l 24 14 b 24 15 23 15 23 15 l -21 15 b -21 15 -22 15 -22 14 l -22 1 b -22 1 -22 1 -22 1 b -22 1 -22 0 -21 0 l -21 0 b -21 0 -21 0 -21 0 b -21 0 -21 0 -21 0
SIGN    Angel Apprentices
[17:12] Pekola
    I can't eat all this.
[17:18] Pekola
    Veal steak...
[17:20] Pekola
    Onion gratin soup...
[17:22] Pekola
    Parfait... Cake... Unleavened bread...
[17:25] Pekola
    Bagna cauda... Tiramisu...
[17:28] Tanehashi
    Hey, part-timer!
[17:29] Pekola
    Mincemeat cutlets...
[17:30] Tanehashi
    Hey, part-timer!
[17:32] Tanehashi
    I'm talking to you, part-timer!
[17:35] Pekola
    Y-You mean me?
[17:38] Tanehashi
    I dunno if you're Pekola or not,
    but quit standing around, part-timer!
[17:42] Tanehashi
    Start moving stuff, part-timer!
[17:46] Pekola
    Why must I be treated this way?
[17:49] Pekola
    I may have fallen, but I'm a former angel!
[17:53] Pekola
    Having to carry such
    heavy boxes up a staircase...
[17:57] Pekola
    What is this, the Holy
    Emperor Cross Mausoleum?
[18:00] Pekola
    We have to carry these heavy boxes up these
    stairs, then go back down in an elevator.
[18:06] Pekola
    Over and over again.
[18:09] Pekola
    All for 400 yen per hour!
[18:11] Pekola
    Why is it a measly 400 yen?! Isn't the minimum
    wage in Tokyo 958 yen excluding tax?!
[18:18] Pekola
    Well, I suppose I have no choice
    if I want to live on Earth.
[18:23] Pekola
    There's no other place that would take in
    someone like me with no background.
[18:30] Pekola
    Oof.
[18:32] Pekola
    That was heavy.
[18:33] Pekola
    What in the world is in this box, anyway?
[18:36] Tanehashi
    If you're done, get back down here
    and get the next one, part-timer!
[18:40] Pekola
    That human has such
    a stupid-sounding voice...
SIGN    Doesn't sound
    intelligent at all
SIGN    Doesn't sound
    intelligent at all
[18:47] Pekola
    I have a feeling there's something
    very wrong about this whole process...
[18:58] Long Hair
    The relationship between the theory
    of relativity and warp navigation
[19:01] Long Hair
    parallels the relationship between
    dark matter and black holes...
[19:08] Pekola
    I know I didn't have a choice in workplaces,
    but I clearly ended up at a very scary one!
[19:16] Pekola
    Stare...
[19:20] Pekola
    This human seems decent.
[19:25] Hottie
    A g-giant praying mantis... is...
[19:30] Hottie
    is coming to kill me and eat me...
[19:34] Hottie
    N-No... Stay back...
[19:37] Hottie
    Stay away from me!
[19:40] Mantis
    Praying mantis.
[19:45] Hottie
    I wouldn't taste any good, you know!
SIGN    White-
    Eyed
SIGN    White-
    Eyed
[19:55] Hottie
    The praying mantis... wants me...
[19:57] Pekola
    Praying... mantis...
SIGN    White-
    Eyed
[20:02] Mantis
    Praying mantis.
[20:03] Hottie
    Praying mantis... Praying mantis...
[20:10] Jashin
    I drank too much.
[20:14] Jashin
    Hey, fallen angel!
[20:16] Jashin
    Bet ya don't eat a lot of sushi, do ya?
[20:19] Jashin
    This is s'posed to be for Yurine,
[20:21] Jashin
    but I'm willin' to give ya a bite!
SIGN    Urp
SIGN    SPLAT
SIGN    Fell
    asleep
    in her
    puke
[20:50] Pekola
    I'm exhausted.
[20:53] Pekola
    I'm grateful they pay in cash,
[20:57] Pekola
    but being worked to the bone
    for eight hours for just 3,200 yen...
[21:01] Pekola
    I'll use 1,000 of this
    for food and necessities,
[21:05] Pekola
    and save the other 2,200 yen.
[21:09] Pekola
    But for now, I need to rest up for tomorrow.
[21:19] Pekola
    My house!
[21:22] Pekola
    You again?!
[21:32] Pekola
    I work in those conditions
    for such a low wage,
[21:35] Pekola
    then have my house destroyed by a devil...
[21:39] Pekola
    And no one is coming to
    take me back to Heaven...
[21:44] Pekola
    I'm... I'm...
[22:07] Pekola
    Oh, a shooting star!
[23:40] Jashin
    The gospel rings out.
[23:42] Jashin
    Jacob's Ladder drops from
    a gap in the overcast sky.
[23:46] Jashin
    With a beam of light,
    a new angel descends.
[23:49] Jashin
    Dropkick on My Devil returns next time
    with a Shining Wizard to your heart!

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[01:31] Jashin
    It's done!
[01:34] Jashin
    Dinner tonight is curry!
[01:41] Yurine
    Pork cutlet curry, huh?
[01:43] Yurine/Jashin
    Let's eat!
[01:47] Yurine/Jashin
    Great meal.
[01:56] Minos
    Curry tonight, eh?
[01:58] Minos
    Bet that's tasty.
SIGN    The Next Evening
SIGN    The Next Evening
[02:04] Jashin
    Dinner tonight is curry again!
[02:08] Yurine
    Hamburg steak curry.
[02:11] Yurine
    Curry's always better the day after.
[02:14] Yurine/Jashin
    Let's eat!
[02:17] Yurine/Jashin
    Great meal.
SIGN    The Next Evening Yet Again
SIGN    The Next Evening Yet Again
[02:23] Jashin
    Dinner tonight is curry yet again!
[02:26] Yurine
    Hang on. Hang on, hang on.
[02:28] Yurine
    This isn't gonna go on for
    the next 20 minutes, is it?
[02:32] Jashin
    Don't worry about that.
[02:34] Jashin
    This is the last of the curry.
[02:36] Yurine
    Still, if it's the third day of curry...
[02:40] Yurine
    Rock, paper, scissors... Shoot.
[02:43] Jashin
    I won...
[02:47] Yurine
    Jashin-chan, since you won, I grant you
    the right to go get the mayonnaise.
[02:52] Jashin
    Yes, ma'am! With pleasure!
[02:56] Jashin
    Here!
SIGN    Yurine
SIGN    Yurine
SIGN    Yurine
SIGN    Yurine
SIGN    Yurine
[02:57] Yurine
    Thanks.
SIGN    Yurine
SIGN    Yurine
SIGN    Yurine
SIGN    Yurine
SIGN    Yurine
[03:04] Jashin
    Y-You're not gonna put that
    on the curry, are you?
[03:07] Yurine
    That's exactly what I'm gonna do.
[03:10] Jashin
    Mayo on curry?!
[03:12] Jashin
    There's no way that'll taste good!
[03:14] Yurine
    They go great together.
[03:19] Yurine
    Go on, try it.
[03:30] Jashin
    This... This is great!
[03:32] Yurine
    See?
[03:33] Jashin
    Why?! Why is this actually good?!
[03:35] Yurine
    Because it's mayonnaise.
[03:37] Jashin
    That's not really an answer, but it is good.
[03:41] Jashin
    No questioning that.
[03:43] Jashin
    Mayonnaise on curry... It's Muhammad.
[03:47] Jashin
    It tot-Ali works!
[03:49] Jashin
    I've made up my mind!
[03:50] Jashin
    I'm making curry again tomorrow!
[03:53] Yurine
    Again?
[04:01] Yurine
    Wow...
[04:03] Yurine
    I didn't know you could buy
    stuff like this on Amazon, too.
[04:07] Yurine
    You're really making curry again, huh?
[04:10] Jashin
    Yep. I'm making chicken curry.
[04:14] Jashin
    If you walk at Mach speed,
[04:16] Jashin
    I live five minutes away from the station...
[04:22] Yurine
    Which do you think is sharper,
    a katar or a chakram?
[04:30] Yurine
    Hey...
[04:32] Yurine
    Are you listening?
[04:34] Yurine
    Huh?
[04:37] Yurine
    She disappeared.
[04:40] Jashin
    Huh?
[04:41] Jashin
    What's going on?
[04:43] Jashin
    What the heck just happened?
[04:45] DevilA
    Allow me to explain!
[04:47] DevilA
    When Jashin-chan was making the curry,
[04:50] DevilA
    by pure coincidence, her stirring
     pattern drew a magic circle.
[04:54] DevilA
    The chicken was sacrificed,
[04:55] Jashin
    If you walk at Mach speed,
[04:56] DevilA
    and the random song she sang
[04:58] Jashin
    I live five minutes away from the station...
[04:59] DevilA
    just happened to be the incantation to
    open a dimensional portal, and as a result...
[05:05] DevilA
    Jashin-chan warped away!
[05:10] Jashin
    Where am I?
[05:12] Jashin
    It looks vaguely familiar...
[05:19] Jashin
    It's the entrance to Hell!
SIGN    Welcome to Hell
SIGN    666m ahead
SIGN    Free parking
SIGN    (capacity:
    666 cars)
[05:22] Jashin
    How did I end up at the entrance
    to Hell when I was stirring curry?
[05:27] Jashin
    Wait! Maybe...
[05:29] Jashin
    The kitchen exploded in a gas fire...
SIGN    Kaboom*!
SIGN    Kaboom
!
SIGN    Kaboom
!
SIGN    Kaboom
!
[05:32] Jashin
    and Yurine died, allowing me to go home?
SIGN    Kaboom
!*
[05:35] Yurine
    Hidebu.
[05:39] Jashin
    Nah, if that had happened,
    I would've been blown to bits and dead, too.
[05:44] Jashin
    I don't know what happened, but until
    I meet the conditions to return home,
[05:49] Jashin
    I'm just going to be turned away at the gate.
[05:52] Medusa
    Hey, doesn't that lady look
    kinda like a grown-up Jashin-chan?
[05:57] Jashin
    She looks nothing like me.
[05:59] Jashin
    The only thing that's the same is
    we both have the bottom half of a snake.
[06:02] Minos
    She looks just like you.
    Are you sure you're not related?
[06:12] Jashin
    A tiny Medusa...
[06:14] Jashin
    Minos...
[06:16] Jashin
    and me!
[06:18] Medusa
    It seems she knows us.
[06:21] Minos
    She must be one of your relatives.
[06:23] Jashin
    Are you my relative, lady?
[06:25] Jashin
    Where'd you come from?
[06:28] Jashin
    I was cooking dinner in the
    human realm a minute ago,
[06:30] Jashin
    and the next thing I knew, I was here.
[06:33] Medusa
    The human realm?
[06:35] Minos
    I heard there's nobody in the human
    realm right now 'cause of a big flood.
[06:39] Jashin
    Huh?!
[06:40] Jashin
    A big flood... Wait, would that be...
[06:43] Jashin
    the one that happened
     about 7,000 years ago?
[06:47] Jashin
    So that means...
[06:48] Jashin
    I came back to Hell, but it's the past?
[06:53] Three
    What?!
[06:55] Medusa
    You're Jashin-chan from the future?
[06:58] Jashin
    I know it's hard to believe, but yeah.
[07:01] Medusa
    I believe you!
[07:03] Medusa
    'Cause your eyes
    don't look like a liar's eyes!
[07:07] Jashin
    You're so precious, Medusa.
[07:09] Jashin
    Don't ever let any weird
    grown-ups deceive you.
[07:13] Minos
    Hey, lady!
[07:15] Minos
    What am I like in the future?
[07:20] Jashin
    Well, this pancake chest of yours...
[07:23] Jashin
    looks more like this. Bwoing.
[07:27] Minos
    "Bwoing"? Awesome! I sound super strong!
[07:30] Jashin
    You sure are. Not as strong as me, though.
[07:33] Medusa
    What about me?
[07:37] Jashin
    You do nothing but work.
[07:40] Jashin
    There are these fantastic things
    in the future called ATMs...
[07:44] Jashin
    What about me? What am I like?
[07:48] Jashin
    This.
[07:49] Jashin
    Huh?
[07:50] Jashin
    Literally this.
[07:52] Jashin
    Please no!
[07:55] Jashin
    I wanted to end up cooler! Like this!
[08:00] Jashin
    That looks nothing like us!
[08:02] Jashin
    I'm in real trouble, though.
[08:05] Jashin
    How do I get back to the
    human realm I was just in?
[08:09] Jashin
    You can leave that to us!
[08:12] Jashin
    We'll send you back with the secret ritual!
[08:18] Staff
    Here's your curry.
SIGN    The
    Original
SIGN    Hell
    Curry
SIGN    Genuine Hell Curry
SIGN    The
    Original
SIGN    The Original!!
    Hell Curry
SIGN    Super Spicy
SIGN    Super Spicy
SIGN    The
    Original
SIGN    Hell
    Curry
[08:27] DevilA
    This curry is super spicy.
[08:30] Three
    Zazas, zazas, nasatanada zazas...
[08:38] Three
    Zurolo, zoas, nanomiala, hekau...
[08:40] Jashin
    Oh, right, this thing. Yeah, I remember it.
[08:43] Jashin
    But it won't work.
[08:46] Three
    Zurazza, zavai...
[08:46] Jashin
    I tried it over and over,
[08:49] Jashin
    but it never worked., Not even once...
[08:49] Three
    Infernum.
[08:56] Jashin
    She disappeared.
[08:57] Medusa
    Does that mean it worked?
[09:01] Medusa
    Did you remember to pray
    that she'd make it back?
[09:03] Jashin
    Nah, I was thinking about dinner.
[09:06] Minos
    Yeah, I'm hungry!
[09:08] Minos
    Wonder what's for dinner.
[09:09] Jashin
    I hope it's curry!
[09:11] Minos
    Curry sounds great!
[09:12] Jashin
    Chicken curry is my favorite.
[09:14] Minos
    Mine's beef curry!
[09:14] Medusa
    I hope she made it home...
[09:16] Jashin
    What are you, a cannibal?
[09:18] Minos
    Oh, shut up.
SIGN    Indian Style
SIGN    Indian Style
SIGN    Tasty
SIGN    Tasty
SIGN    Naan
SIGN    Naan
[09:22] Jashin
    Ow, ow, ow...
SIGN    Indian Style
SIGN    Indian Style
SIGN    Tasty
SIGN    Tasty
SIGN    Naan
SIGN    Naan
[09:25] Jashin
    Huh? Oh, I really made it back.
[09:28] Yurine
    "Made it back," my ass.
[09:32] Yurine
    You just disappeared into thin air,
[09:34] Yurine
    and now, you suddenly
    show up on top of the table,
[09:37] Yurine
    and splatter my food all over me.
[09:40] Yurine
    Curry stains are very
    difficult to get out, you know.
[09:44] Yurine
    Right?
[09:49] Delivery
    Amazon delivery.
SIGN    Amazon
[09:53] Yurine
    I just ordered these...
[09:58] Yurine
    And they're here already.
[10:00] Yurine
    That's Prime for you.
[10:06] Yurine
    And they're both impressively sharp.
[10:08] Jashin
    I'm more shocked that
    you were eating dinner
[10:11] Jashin
    without a care in the world
    even after I disappeared!
[10:15] Minos
    Curry again today?
[10:17] Minos
    Bet that's tasty!
SIGN    With Snake Meat
SIGN    Super Spicy
[10:20] Jashin
    Both love and curry
    need lots of time to cook!
[10:30] Yurine
    It's the end of August,
    but it's still so hot.
[10:37] Yurine
    Don't ignore me. Say something.
[10:44] Boy StudentA
    The shaved ice from that little stand
    was really good, huh?
[10:47] Boy StudentB
    Yeah. The lemon syrup was awesome.
[10:51] Jashin
    I want some shaved ice!
[10:53] Yurine
    Was there a shaved ice stand around here?
[10:57] Jashin
    That must be it!
SIGN    Shaved Ice
SIGN    Shaved Ice
SIGN    Shaved Ice
SIGN    Shaved Ice
[11:02] Yusa
    Get your nice, cold shaved ice here!
[11:05] Jashin
    Yusa! Koji!
[11:07] DevilA
    Huh?
[11:07] Yusa
    Oh, it's good to see you two again.
[11:10] Yurine
    So the stand they were
    talking about was yours.
SIGN    Shaved Ice
[11:13] Yusa
    It's the off-season at my job in Hell,
[11:16] Yusa
    so we came to work here.
[11:18] Yusa
    Business has been quite good.
[11:20] Jashin
    What?
[11:21] Jashin
    Shaved ice is profitable?!
[11:23] Yurine
    Listen, Jashin-chan.
[11:25] Yurine
    It's profitable for Yusa-san and her sister
[11:28] Yurine
    because they can create the ice
     and some of the syrup themselves.
[11:31] Yurine
    So even if you tried it...
SIGN    Shaved
    Ice
SIGN    Lemon
SIGN    Strawberry
[11:35] Yurine
    I was too late.
[11:40] DevilA
    Brain freeze! Brain freeze!
[11:45] Jashin
    I'll make a fortune selling shaved ice, too!
[11:49] Jashin
    They're selling it for 200 yen, so...
[11:53] Jashin
    I'll sell it for 300 yen!
[11:56] Yurine
    Who would buy that when
    it's only 200 yen right next door?
[12:00] Chiba
    One melon, please.
SIGN    Ja
SIGN    shin
SIGN    Shaved Ice
SIGN    Grape
SIGN    Blue
    Hawaii
SIGN    Melon
SIGN    Lemon
SIGN    Strawberry
[12:02] Jashin
    I sold one!
[12:04] Yurine
    No way.
[12:07] Jashin
    They're still coming!
SIGN    Ja
SIGN    shin
SIGN    Shaved Ice
[12:09] Yurine
    I guess people lose the ability
    to reason when it's hot.
[12:15] Jashin
    But productivity is so low
    with this shaved ice maker.
[12:21] Jashin
    And those two can just
    produce ice instantly...
[12:29] Jashin
    In that case...
[12:32] Jashin
    I'll use both hands and my tail
    to crank three at once!
SIGN    Ja
SIGN    shin
SIGN    Shaved Ice
[12:37] Yurine
    Hilarious.
[12:41] DevilA
    The headache you get when eating
    shaved ice is called an "ice cream headache."
[12:46] DevilA
    That's the official scientific term!
[12:49] DevilA
    Even when it's shaved ice you're eating,
[12:51] DevilA
    it's an ice cream headache!
SIGN    Ja
SIGN    shin
SIGN    Shaved Ice
SIGN    Ja
SIGN    shin
SIGN    Shaved Ice
SIGN    Ja
SIGN    shin
SIGN    Shaved Ice
SIGN    Ja
SIGN    shin
SIGN    Shaved Ice
SIGN    Ja
SIGN    shin
SIGN    Shaved Ice
SIGN    Ja
SIGN    shin
SIGN    Shaved Ice
[12:59] Jashin
    It's not selling at all anymore.
[13:02] Jashin
    But there's such a long
    line at their stand...
SIGN    Shaved
    Ice
[13:08] Jashin
    Damn that Koji!
[13:10] Jashin
    I'm gonna change her nickname to Mimori and
     make it harder to establish her character!
[13:14] Yurine
    You know, very few people
    are gonna get that reference.
[13:18] Girl StudentA
    Wow, look at this!
[13:20] Girl StudentA
    It's so fluffy!
[13:21] Girl StudentB
    It's monstrously good!
[13:23] Yurine
    They're devils, not monsters, actually.
[13:29] Jashin
    This cheap store-bought ice and syrup
    and these toy shaved ice makers
[13:34] Jashin
    could never beat their
    smooth, fluffy shaved ice.
[13:38] Jashin
    If I want to win, I need
    to get the best stuff there is!
[13:44] Jashin
    I'm going to collect natural ice
    from the top of Mount Fuji!
SIGN    The air's so thin.
SIGN    But it's a power spot...
SIGN    I pray I'll find Jashin-chan.
[14:12] Jashin
    Ice! Ice! Ice! Ice! Ice!
[14:18] Jashin
    I got it!
[14:20] Yurine
    You sure are energetic today.
[14:23] Jashin
    And to make the ice smooth and fluffy...
[14:27] Jashin
    An industrial shaved ice maker
    and luxury syrups!
[14:31] Jashin
    There it is!
[14:32] Yurine
    That stuff must have been expensive...
[14:35] Jashin
    Medusa, I'll use this stuff
    I bought with your money to win.
[14:42] (Flashback) Medusa
    Good luck!
[14:43] Yurine
    Did she die?
SIGN    Did she die?
[14:44] Jashin
    And to finish off Yusa and Koji...
[14:48] Jashin
    I'll sell 'em for...
[14:49] Jashin
    five yen!
[14:51] Yurine
    You're gonna be in so much debt.
[14:56] Jashin
    I'll beat them in sales
    using my superior ice!
[15:00] Yurine
    That's not even the goal
    you started with anymore.
[15:00] Jashin
    Smooth and fluffy, smooth
    and fluffy, smooth and fluffy!
[15:05] Jashin
    Yusa and Koji!
[15:06] Jashin
    This is the end for both of you!
[15:10] Jashin
    Now, humans!
[15:13] Jashin
    This is the best shaved ice of all!
[15:16] Jashin
    Now buy it!
[15:17] YakuzaA
    Pardon me, little snake girl.
[15:20] Jashin
    Huh?
[15:21] YakuzaA
    Did you get permission to do business here?
[15:25] Jashin
    Uh... Permission?
[15:28] Yusa
    We got permission.
SIGN    Permission Form
SIGN    Permission Form
SIGN    Permission Form
[15:32] YakuzaA
    Looks like you didn't.
[15:35] Jashin
    Buh... Wha... Uh...
[15:36] YakuzaB
    You're gonna have to come with us.
[15:40] YakuzaA
    Her bottom half's a snake, but I bet
    we could make some money off the top half.
[15:46] YakuzaB
    The snake part ain't half bad, either.
[15:50] Yusa
    She looks like she wants some help.
[15:53] Yurine
    No, that face is saying,
    "I'm fine. Don't worry."
[15:58] DevilA
    Step right up! It's steaming hot!
SIGN    Devil Shaved Ice
SIGN    m 0 0 l 100 0 100 100 0 100
SIGN    m 0 0 l 100 0 100 100 0 100
SIGN    m 0 -5 l 100 0 100 100 0 100
SIGN    m 0 -10 l 100 0 100 100 0 100
SIGN    Grape
SIGN    Melon
SIGN    Anko
SIGN    Curry
SIGN    Curry Shaved Ice
[16:00] Chiba/Ozaki
    We'll take it!
[16:08] Pekola
    There.
[16:09] Pekola
    That should do it.
[16:15] Pekola
    So heavy...
[16:17] Pekola
    And I've barely eaten anything,
    so I have no strength...
[16:25] Pekola
    What is such a big rock doing here?
[16:29] Pekola
    If only I had my halo,
    I could turn it into bread...
[16:37] Pekola
    Now I have enough water
    for today and tomorrow.
[16:42] Pekola
    It's all torn up here.
[16:45] Pekola
    There we go.
[16:49] Poporon
    I found you, Pekola-sama.
[16:52] Pekola
    Y-You're the apprentice angel!
[16:55] Poporon
    Poporon.
[16:57] Poporon
    And I'm not an apprentice
    anymore. I'm an angel.
SIGN    m 0 0 l 0 0 l 23 0 b 24 0 24 1 24 1 l 24 14 b 24 15 23 15 23 15 l -21 15 b -21 15 -22 15 -22 14 l -22 1 b -22 1 -22 1 -22 1 b -22 1 -22 0 -21 0 l -21 0 b -21 0 -21 0 -21 0 b -21 0 -21 0 -21 0
SIGN    Angel Apprentices
[17:03] Poporon
    You didn't show up on the angel radar app.
[17:06] Poporon
    You were very hard to find.
[17:08] Pekola
    As you can see, I've lost my halo,
[17:11] Pekola
    so I couldn't even contact
    anyone about getting home!
[17:14] Poporon
    Oh, so that's why you weren't on the radar.
SIGN    The specified angel could not be found
[17:18] Pekola
    I waited for so long for someone
    to come and get me...
[17:20] Pekola
    Now I can finally, finally return to Heaven!
[17:25] Pekola
    The first thing I want to do is take
    a good, long soak in the big bath...
[17:30] Pekola
    And after my bath, I'll drink
    some nectar and eat until I'm full,
[17:35] Pekola
    and then, I'll sleep comfortably
    in a nice, warm bed.
[17:38] Pekola
    Now, hurry up and take me back to Heaven—
[17:42] Pekola
    Huh?
[17:44] Poporon
    Bye-bye, Pekola-sama.
[17:54] Poporon
    Hey, don't jump out of the way.
[17:56] Pekola
    Wh-What is going on?
[17:59] Poporon
    Here comes the next one!
[18:01] Poporon
    One, two...
[18:02] Poporon
    Yakisoba!
[18:13] Pekola
    Wh-Why?
[18:16] Poporon
    Well, you see, since you
    went missing, I'm filling in for you.
[18:24] Poporon
    But if you came back,
    I'd be sent back to my previous position.
[18:28] Poporon
    And then, my fun days of bossing
    the other angels around would end.
[18:33] Pekola
    Wait, I don't understand...
[18:37] Poporon
    Ugh! You're so infuriatingly stupid!
[18:40] Poporon
    So long as you don't come back,
     I can continue having fun every day!
[18:46] Pekola
    So you're saying you didn't come
     to take me back home, but to...
[18:52] Poporon
    I came to eliminate you.
[18:56] Pekola
    I thought...
[18:58] Pekola
    I thought I'd finally get to go home...
[19:01] Pekola
    I can't believe this is happening...
[19:05] Poporon
    I sure am lucky.
[19:06] Poporon
    If you can't use your angel powers,
[19:09] Poporon
    aren't you just a lump of meat?
[19:11] Pekola
    Meat...
[19:12] Poporon
    Or maybe just garbage.
[19:13] Pekola
    Garbage...
[19:13] Poporon
    That makes it so easy.
[19:16] Pekola
    I always sensed there was something
    about you that wasn't very angelic,
[19:20] Pekola
    but I had no idea it was this severe.
[19:23] Poporon
    I'm not an angel because I'm fit to be one.
[19:27] Poporon
    I'm an angel because I was born to be one.
[19:34] Jashin
    Heya, slay ya.
[19:37] Jashin
    What? Were you busy?
[19:39] Poporon
    Why is a devil here?
[19:41] Jashin
    Here's some curry.
    Yurine told me to bring it to you.
[19:45] Pekola
    C-Curry!
[19:47] Pekola
    B-But I can't accept charity from a witch.
[19:50] Jashin
    What? You saying you can't eat my curry?
[19:52] Poporon
    Excuse me...
[19:54] Jashin
    It's really tasty.
[19:56] Poporon
    Hey!
[19:57] Poporon
    You're in my way!
[19:59] Poporon
    I'll eliminate you later, all right?
[20:01] Poporon
    So move!
[20:08] Poporon
    What is this potato-filled slop, anyway?
[20:11] Poporon
    Would you just go away?
[20:12] (Flashback) Jashin
    It tastes great.
[20:14] (Flashback) Jashin
    Curry's best the day after it's made.
[20:17] (Flashback) Jashin
    It needs lots of time to cook. The third day!
[20:24] Jashin
    Garam masala!
[20:28] Jashin
    Jashin-chan Dropkick!
[20:33] Jashin
    Spicy!
[20:35] Jashin
    What do you think you're
    doing to my curry, you brat?!
[20:39] Jashin
    You can waste human lives all you want,
[20:41] Jashin
    but don't you dare waste food!
[20:46] Jashin
    The packing tape!
[20:46] Pekola
    H-Here!
[20:56] Man
    Kazuyo, this is my revenge
     for you dumping me.
SIGN    Suicide Note
[21:02] Man
    God, forgive me for wasting this life.
[21:16] Man
    I don't wanna die! Save me! Mommy!
[21:27] Pekola
    Poporon is gone...
[21:29] Jashin
    So who was that, anyway?
[21:31] Pekola
    Oh, uh...
[21:32] Jashin
    I guess it doesn't matter anymore.
[21:34] Jashin
    I'm hungry after all that running.
[21:37] Jashin
    Let's go.
[21:39] Jashin
    Yurine won't believe me if I tell her
    some weird chick dumped the curry.
[21:43] Jashin
    If she's just gonna make me bring you more,
    you might as well eat at the house with us.
[21:49] Pekola
    B-But a devil's cooking...
[21:51] Jashin
    Quit complaining and come with me.
[21:55] Jashin
    You should never let curry go to waste.
[22:01] Pekola
    Well, she did save me today.
[23:40] Jashin
    A girl who hid her face all her life now
    walks with confidence in the sun's rays.
[23:46] Jashin
    But this happiness would only
     last but a brief moment.
[23:49] Jashin
    Dropkick on My Devil returns next time
    with a Tope in Reversa to your heart!

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[01:35] Jashin
    I wanted to stop by the arcade.
[01:37] Jashin
    The latest in the fruit figure series,
    the mango, is out.
[01:41] Jashin
    But I bought frozen food today, so I can't.
SIGN    Shirokuma Almond Jelly
SIGN    Shirokuma Almond Jelly
SIGN    Shirokuma Almond Jelly
SIGN    Shirokuma Almond Jelly
SIGN    Shirokuma Almond Jelly
SIGN    Shirokuma Almond Jelly
[01:46] Jashin
    Too bad.
[01:47] Jashin
    Man, I want a mango...
[01:49] Poporon
    Here she comes.
[01:50] Jashin
    'Cause it's lukewarm...
[02:02] Poporon
    I'm over here.
[02:04] Poporon
    How'd you like the power of my Light Sword?
[02:07] Jashin
    Sword?
[02:08] Poporon
    You had some nerve to do
    what you did last time, Potato!
[02:11] Jashin
    Pota...?
[02:12] Jashin
    My name's not Potato! It's Jashin-chan!
[02:15] Jashin
    And who are you, anyway?!
[02:18] Poporon
    I'm Poporon-chan, the angel you
    wrapped up and flung into the ocean!
[02:29] Jashin
    Did that happen?
[02:31] Poporon
    Don't tell me you forgot!
[02:35] Jashin
    The Shirokuma almond jelly Yurine asked
    me to buy! H-H-H-How could you do this?!
[02:39] Poporon
    Huh? What even is this stuff?
    Just shut up and listen to—
[02:43] Jashin
    Oh no... This won't end well!
[02:46] (Flashback) Yurine
    If you can't even do a shopping run right...
SIGN    Wahhhhhhhhh
[02:56] Jashin
    Damn you! First, it was my slow-cooked curry,
    and now you've ruined my almond jelly!
[03:01] Poporon
    Who cares?
[03:02] Jashin
    Say what?!
[03:04] Jashin
    I should've gone to the arcade
    instead of running that errand!
[03:08] Jashin
    I bet I would've won it today!
    I could've had that mango!
[03:08] Poporon
    I can't accept things as they stand!
[03:11] Poporon
    An angel can't just lose to a devil!
[03:13] Jashin
    I could've had the mango...
    Fresh mangos are so yummy...
[03:16] Poporon
    Listen to me!
[03:17] Jashin
    Huh?
[03:18] Poporon
    You devils are nothing but an eyesore!
    You're an inferior species unworthy of life!
[03:23] Poporon
    Would you just go away?!
[03:25] Jashin
    Nope.
[03:26] Poporon
    Yes! Go away!
[03:27] Jashin
    Nope. Not gonna.
[03:28] Jashin
    Never going away.
[03:30] Poporon
    You're pissing me off! Just die!
[03:35] Poporon
    What?!
[03:35] Jashin
    I've been practicing catching
    swords in case of surprise attacks.
[03:40] Poporon
    Impossible... How?
[03:42] Poporon
    Are you okay? Your hand's impaled on a spike.
[03:44] Jashin
    Ow! That hurts!
[03:46] Poporon
    What are you, an idiot?
[03:48] Jashin
    You keep making fun of devils!
[03:51] Jashin
    Are you that much better?!
    Who's an angel, anyway?
[04:03] Jashin
    What is this? I feel as if
    power is rising within me!
[04:08] Jashin
    After absorbing the power of an angel,
[04:11] Jashin
    Jashin-chan is now a Super Jashin-chan,
    a fusion of good and evil!
[04:14] Poporon
    My halo had that much power?!
[04:18] Jashin
    Guess not.
[04:19] Jashin
    Aw, I guess it was just really shiny!
[04:22] Jashin
    What a letdown!
[04:24] Poporon
    But without my halo, I can't use my powers!
[04:27] Jashin
    Yay!
[04:29] Jashin
    What'd you call that? The Light Sword?
[04:32] Jashin
    Without your powers,
    I guess it's just a spiky bat now, huh?
[04:35] Jashin
    What are you gonna do?
[04:38] Jashin
    And now the inferior species,
    the devil, gets her turn!
[04:41] Jashin
    I'm getting all excited now!
[04:44] Jashin
    Here I go!
[04:46] Jashin
    Get... ready... for...
[04:50] Poporon
    Hey...
[04:51] Poporon
    Hey, did you really take me
    seriously? I was just kidding.
[04:54] Poporon
    It's better for angels and devils
    to get along, right?
[04:57] Poporon
    I'm opposed to Armageddons!
[04:59] Poporon
    Good day to you!
[05:01] Jashin
    She was pretty cunning for an angel.
[05:03] Jashin
    She reminds me of someone...
[05:06] DevilA
    Here's who!
[05:07] Jashin
    Oh, right!
[05:08] Jashin
    The Shirokuma almond jelly!
[05:11] Jashin
    She's gonna kill me for sure.
[05:15] Poporon
    It's the perfect weapon for an angel, no?
[05:21] Minos
    Medusa told me about this
     great curry place the other day.
[05:25] Minos
    It's called Manten,
    and their servings are huge!
[05:27] Jashin
    Once again...
[05:28] Minos
    It was so good! And the staff was so cheerful
    that it felt like such a great place to be!
[05:29] Jashin
    Yurine swapped the super-thin castella
    I tried to serve Minos back to me.
[05:33] Yurine
    Cool. Where's Medusa today?
[05:36] Minos
    Oh, she said she was going out with a friend.
[05:39] Jashin
    A friend?!
[05:40] Minos
    What's wrong, Jashin-chan?
[05:42] Jashin
    A friend? Medusa has...
[05:44] Jashin
    another friend besides me?!
[05:47] Medusa
    A-T-M.
SIGN    A(migo-ship) T(erminated) M(oocher)
[05:51] Jashin
    That traitor!
[05:51] Minos
    Jashin-chan? Hey, Jashin-chan? What's wrong?
[05:53] Jashin
    She never had anyone she could
    go out with other than me before!
[05:55] Minos
    Answer me! Hey, can I eat that? Huh?
[06:01] Jashin
    I'll blow up her phone!
    I'll get her here right now!
SIGN    DAI
SIGN    DAI
[06:07] DevilA
    Daimaru-yaki!
SIGN    DAI
SIGN    DAI
SIGN    DAI
SIGN    DAI
SIGN    DAI
SIGN    DAI
SIGN    DAI
SIGN    DAI
SIGN    DAI
SIGN    DAI
[06:10] Minos
    Well, I gotta get to my part-time job.
[06:16] Jashin
    You absolute hussy! I heard all about it!
    Who'd you make friends with, huh?!
[06:20] Jashin
    Who do you have that you can
    go out with other than me?!
[06:23] Medusa
    Uh... That's...
[06:26] Jashin
    Seriously? You're gonna give me
    a "How'd you find out?" face?
[06:29] Jashin
    How shameless can you be, you hussy?!
    Are you some kinda dancing queen?!
[06:33] Yurine
    Are you jealous?
[06:35] Yurine
    Who Medusa goes out with is her choice.
[06:38] Jashin
    I-I'm not jealous at all!
[06:41] Jashin
    I don't care what this basic,
    low-ranked chick does.
[06:44] Jashin
    I just find it unforgivable
     for some reason!
[06:46] Yurine
    I think that's what you call being jealous.
[06:48] Jashin
    Just tell me already!
    Who'd you go out with, you traitor?!
[06:52] Medusa
    U-Uh, it was...
[06:56] Jashin
    So you do feel guilty. So guilty
    you can't even bear to tell me!
[07:00] Jashin
    After all those times you said you loved me!
    What's your problem?!
[07:02] Yurine
    Well, I think I'll go to the bookstore.
[07:05] Jashin
    Save that for later!
[07:07] Jashin
    I want you to hear every last detail
    of this hussy's dastardly deeds!
[07:10] Yurine
    Do you ever shut up?
[07:13] Medusa
    You're so cruel, Jashin-chan.
[07:15] Medusa
    Do you have to keep calling me
    "hussy" and "traitor"?
[07:18] Jashin
    C-Cry all you want.
    I still won't forgive you.
[07:20] Jashin
    Why don't you just explain
    what this is all about?
[07:24] Medusa
    I didn't tell you because
    I thought I wasn't supposed to.
[07:27] Jashin
    Huh?
[07:28] Medusa
    You're the one who told me not to.
SIGN    A Few Days Prior
[07:31] DevilA
    A few days prior...
SIGN    A Few Days Prior
SIGN    A Few Days Prior
SIGN    A Few Days Prior
SIGN    A Few Days Prior
SIGN    A Few Days Prior
SIGN    A Few Days Prior
SIGN    A Few Days Prior
[07:34] Jashin
    I got so hung up on getting that figure
    at the arcade, I blew 5,000 yen on it.
SIGN    Fruit
SIGN    Figure
SIGN    Grapes
[07:39] Jashin
    What's with this stupid figure, anyway?!
    Grapes?! Who the hell even needs this?!
SIGN    Fruit
SIGN    Figure
SIGN    Grapes
SIGN    Fruit
SIGN    Figure
SIGN    Grapes
[07:43] Jashin
    I got too serious because of the mango!
[07:47] Jashin
    I burned through all my spending money!
[07:51] Jashin
    Medusa, do you love me?
[07:55] Medusa
    Where'd that come from? Of course I love you.
[08:00] Jashin
    I can't go on living without money!
[08:02] Jashin
    What am I supposed to do now?!
[08:05] Medusa
    Don't cry, Jashin-chan.
[08:07] Medusa
    It'll be okay. I'll just work more.
[08:09] Jashin
    What? You will?
[08:10] Medusa
    I'll protect you, Jashin-chan!
[08:12] Jashin
    Really?
[08:13] Jashin
    Aw, I'm sorry. I wasn't saying it
    to get you to do that or anything.
[08:19] Medusa
    Okay.
[08:19] Jashin
    But don't tell them you want
    more work because of me.
[08:22] Jashin
    It'd make me the bad guy.
[08:24] Medusa
    Okay, I won't.
[08:27] Medusa
    So I told Minos I was going out
    with a friend to cover it up.
[08:30] Medusa
    I wasn't even sure if I should
    talk about it in front of Yurine-san...
[08:34] Medusa
    But you keep being mean, calling me a hussy
     and a traitor and saying I kept quiet
[08:38] Medusa
    because I felt guilty...
[08:40] Jashin
    Hey, Yurine, why don't you
    go to the bookstore?
[08:43] Jashin
    Guess it's too late now, huh?
[08:46] Jashin
    But "hussy" is just wrong.
    Who called you a hussy?
[08:49] Jashin
    Dancing queen? In this case,
    you're more like "Money, Money, Money."
[08:55] Medusa
    They're both mean!
[08:56] Yurine
    Jashin-chan...
[08:57] Yurine
    You really are the
    absolute worst, aren't you?
[09:01] Yurine
    I actually feel sorry for you.
[09:03] Yurine
    I know you're a devil,
    but you'd really sink that low?
[09:09] Jashin
    Huh? You're not gonna do anything to me?
[09:11] Yurine
    Medusa, I'll walk you to the station.
[09:14] Medusa
    Okay...
SIGN    DAI
SIGN    DAI
[09:15] DevilA
    Nom.
[09:20] Jashin
    What is this feeling?
[09:22] Jashin
    Why did Yurine look at me
    like she'd given up on everything?
[09:27] Jashin
    It was as if she didn't even
    consider me worth punishing this time.
[09:36] Jashin
    M-My stomach hurts!
[09:40] Jashin
    And my acid reflux is acting up!
[09:46] Yurine
    Are you crying?
[09:48] Jashin
    No, I'm not.
[09:50] Yurine
    Are you puking, then?
    Don't make a mess in my closet.
SIGN    Open
SIGN    Menu
SIGN    Cutlet Curry
SIGN    Croquette Curry
SIGN    Shumai Curry
SIGN    Wiener Curry
SIGN    Jumbo Curry
SIGN    Large Curry
SIGN    Regular Curry
SIGN    Yen
SIGN    Yen
SIGN    Yen
SIGN    Yen
SIGN    Yen
SIGN    Yen
SIGN    Yen
[10:14] Staff
    Welcome.
[10:17] Minos
    Heya.
[10:19] Medusa
    Minos...
[10:21] Minos
    I've got a message from Jashin-chan.
[10:24] Minos
    She wanted me to give this to you.
[10:26] Staff
    Thank you for waiting.
SIGN    Dear Medusa
SIGN    I might possibly have been just a tiny bit wrong yesterday.
SIGN    So to make up for it,
    I'll spend today with you.
SIGN    I'll be waiting in
     Shibuya at 1:00.
SIGN    Jashin-chan
SIGN    Dear Medusa
SIGN    I might possibly have been just a tiny bit wrong yesterday.
SIGN    So to make up for it,
    I'll spend today with you.
SIGN    I'll be waiting in
     Shibuya at 1:00.
SIGN    Jashin-chan
[10:31] Jashin
    I might possibly have been
    just a tiny bit wrong yesterday.
[10:38] Jashin
    So to make up for it,
    I'll spend today with you.
[10:43] Jashin
    I'll be waiting in Shibuya at 1:00.
[10:48] Medusa
    Jashin-chan...
[10:49] Minos
    She was apparently outside my place
    last night, yelling about having no money,
[10:54] Minos
    but I was asleep and didn't even notice.
[10:57] Minos
    I just found that in my newspaper box.
[11:00] Medusa
    It's okay! That's why I asked for more work!
[11:03] Medusa
    Whenever Jashin-chan's
    in trouble, I have her back!
[11:06] Medusa
    Gotta go!
[11:07] Minos
    Wait, your curry!
[11:08] Medusa
    You can have it! Sorry, Minos!
[11:10] Medusa
    I'll leave the money here!
[11:12] Staff
    Thank you.
[11:13] Minos
    Heck yeah!
[11:15] Medusa
    I know! I'll wear the things
    I bought the other day!
[11:18] Medusa
    It might be a nice surprise for Jashin-chan!
[11:21] Yurine
    Weren't you going out?
[11:23] Jashin
    I'm leaving soon. We're meeting up at 1pm.
    I think I'll get there right on time.
[11:29] Yurine
    Really?
[11:30] Eyeball
    Ding, ding!
[11:31] Jashin
    That sound...
[11:33] Eyeball
    Congratulations, Jashin-chan-sama.
    You have leveled up.
[11:37] Yurine
    What is this thing?
[11:39] Jashin
    It's Eyeball-chan, a lower devil
    that delivers messages.
[11:42] Yurine
    Huh...
[11:43] Eyeball
    I've come to inform you that you have
    earned a reward for leveling up.
[11:49] Jashin
    Yay!
[11:50] Yurine
    What happens when you level up?
[11:53] Jashin
    You get a reward and
    all kinds of other bonuses.
[11:56] Yurine
    Bonuses?
[11:58] Jashin
    A free train pass,
    a voucher for a fancy hotel,
[12:02] Jashin
    coupons for huge discounts
    at the grocery store...
[12:05] Jashin
    and a bunch of other things.
[12:07] Yurine
    The hell? Is that like discount
     coupons for stockholders?
[12:10] Jashin
    Wait... I didn't kill anything
    big enough to level up, though.
[12:15] Eyeball
    Because you ate an angel's halo
    and nullified her powers,
[12:19] Eyeball
    you have been granted
    a special exception to level up.
[12:22] Jashin
    For real?! I'll eat more, then!
    Time to go angel-hunting!
[12:25] Eyeball
    Because you are a pitiful devil
    who cannot return to Hell,
[12:29] Eyeball
    to congratulate you on leveling up...
[12:31] Eyeball
    Satan-sama has sent this.
SIGN    Satan's Tears
SIGN    Satan's Tears
SIGN    Satan's Tears
[12:34] Jashin
    What's that?
SIGN    Satan's Tears
[12:36] Eyeball
    It would take too long to explain,
SIGN    Satan's Tears
[12:38] Eyeball
    but it is a side product of
    Satan-sama's magic research.
[12:41] Yurine
    This'll take a while, won't it?
    I'm gonna eat my Puttsun Pudding.
[12:42] Eyeball
    As a result of some spell or other
    being performed on some recipe or other,
SIGN    Puttsun Pudding
SIGN    Puttsun Pudding
[12:47] Eyeball
    this Super Ultra Exciting Galaxy
    Sentimental Dream is made as...
[12:53] Eyeball
    And that's what it is.
[12:54] Jashin
    Huh. So if I drink this,
    I'll get really powerful?
[12:58] Eyeball
    Yes.
[12:59] Jashin
    For real? I might be able to kill Yurine!
[13:02] Eyeball
    Well, I have fulfilled my duty, so...
[13:05] Eyeball
    Farewell!
[13:07] Yurine
    It blew up...
[13:08] Jashin
    Sniffle, sniffle.
[13:09] Jashin
    Eyeball-chan dies once
    it's delivered its message.
[13:14] Yurine
    That's intense.
[13:15] Jashin
    But devils that die in the human realm
    reincarnate in Hell right away,
[13:19] Jashin
    and they're always reborn
    a rank higher, so it's all good.
[13:23] Yurine
    Huh.
[13:24] Jashin
    Eyeball-chan, I accept this with gratitude.
[13:32] Jashin
    Whoa, that stinks!
[13:33] Jashin
    I-Is this really safe to drink?!
SIGN    Jashin-chan
SIGN    This is totally safe to drink
SIGN    Satan
[13:39] Jashin
    Uh... You know what?
[13:41] Jashin
    I bet it's one of those things that
    smells awful, but tastes... pretty okay...
[13:46] Yurine
    If you're gonna drink it,
    do it already. It reeks.
[13:52] Jashin
    It tastes as bad as it smells!
[13:56] Yurine
    It's actually surprising
    how unsurprising that is.
[14:03] Yurine
    That's so good.
[14:04] Jashin
    Who cares about Puttsun Pudding?!
    I'm suffering here! Gimme a bite!
[14:09] Yurine
    No. I eat every bite of my
    own dessert. That's my policy.
[14:13] Jashin
    Damn it! Then I'll just leave now
    and get Medusa to buy me tons of sweets!
[14:20] Jashin
    Ow! What the hell did I trip over?
    There's nothing there.
[14:23] Yurine
    Jashin-chan, you... Those...
[14:27] Jashin
    Huh?
[14:33] Medusa
    I wonder if Jashin-chan will be surprised.
[14:37] Jashin
    Hey.
[14:38] Medusa
    Huh? Jashin-chan?!
[14:40] Medusa
    Why are you wearing clothes?
    Wow, you look so cute!
[14:43] Jashin
    I don't look cute. I look strong.
[14:47] Jashin
    Sorry I kept you waiting.
[14:48] Medusa
    Oh, it's totally okay.
[14:50] Medusa
    I just got here a little early, that's all.
[14:52] Medusa
    I did get some weird looks because
    I've been here all this time, but... huh?
[14:58] Medusa
    Jashin-chan... You have legs?
[15:01] Jashin
    She finally noticed, huh?
[15:03] (Flashback) Yurine
    You... Those...
[15:06] (Flashback) Jashin
    I've grown legs!
[15:08] (Flashback) Yurine
    Is it because of this?
SIGN    Satan's Tears
[15:10] (Flashback) Jashin
    It must be!
[15:11] (Flashback) Jashin
    The message said I'd get a lot more
     powerful. I guess this is what it meant.
[15:16] (Flashback) Yurine
    You'll make life rough for the
    animators if you stay naked.
[15:19] (Flashback) Yurine
    Wear this for now.
[15:23] (Flashback) Jashin
    By the way, are these panties new?
[15:26] (Flashback) Yurine
    I've never worn them, okay?!
[15:28] Jashin
    Medusa's gonna be so excited
    when she sees me like this!
[15:34] Jashin
    So that's what happened. Surprised?
[15:36] Medusa
    I can't believe Satan-sama gave you
    a reward like that! You're amazing!
[15:41] Jashin
    Wait, where's your paper bag?
[15:45] Medusa
    I had contacts made that
    block my petrification power.
[15:49] Jashin
    What?! That's awesome!
[15:51] Jashin
    So you'll be able to walk around in the
    human realm without the bag now?
[15:55] Medusa
    Yep!
[15:57] Jashin
    Good for you, Medusa.
[16:01] Medusa
    Oh, Jashin-chan!
[16:04] Medusa
    I want to wear clothes like yours.
[16:07] Medusa
    Let's pick some out!
[16:16] Medusa
    Isn't this cute?
[16:18] Jashin
    They all look the same to me.
[16:20] Medusa
    Ta-da! What do you think?
[16:22] Jashin
    You look great.
[16:24] Medusa
    Really?! I'm so happy!
[16:26] Medusa
    It's so nice not needing to wear
    a bag on my head around town.
[16:30] Medusa
    It made it so much harder to see
    the sights. This is much more fun!
[16:34] Jashin
    Medusa seems to be enjoying
    herself a lot more than usual.
[16:37] Jashin
    She must've really hated that bag.
[16:41] Medusa
    You're happy to have legs now, too, aren't you?
    You're enjoying yourself more than usual.
[16:45] Jashin
    Th-That's not true.
    It's really drafty and uncomfortable.
[16:49] GuyA
    What's this?
[16:50] GuyA
    There are angels in Shibuya!
[16:52] GuyB
    Hey, you super cute angels.
    Wanna get some tea with us?
[16:55] Jashin
    We're devils!
[16:57] Medusa
    We got hit on!
[16:58] Jashin
    They'll have to wait ten
    billion years before trying again.
[17:10] Medusa
    This is pretty amazing! And tasty!
[17:13] Jashin
    I don't understand human
     standards for cuteness.
[17:18] Jashin
    Let's go check that out later.
[17:19] Medusa
    What is that? It's so big!
[17:22] Jashin
    It's the Unicorn.
SIGN    Jashin-chan is here in Tokyo somewhere...
[17:44] Medusa
    Jashin-chan, look! The ocean!
[17:47] OtakuA
    Are you okay?!
[17:48] OtakuB
    You're not hurt?
SIGN    Moe
SIGN    Moe
SIGN    Moe
SIGN    Moe
[17:50] Jashin
    Don't touch her!
[17:51] Jashin
    Try again in 20 billion years!
[17:53] Medusa
    I'm not used to these shoes, so I tripped.
[17:56] Jashin
    Are you okay?
[17:58] Jashin
    Medusa!
[17:58] Jashin
    Your legs!
[18:01] Medusa
    What's... happening?
[18:03] Jashin
    Your legs are starting to petrify!
[18:05] Jashin
    We need a place with fewer people!
[18:07] Jashin
    Let's go over there!
[18:10] Jashin
    Is it a side effect of your contacts?
[18:14] Medusa
    Huh?
[18:14] Jashin
    Take them out for a bit.
[18:16] Medusa
    O-Okay...
[18:21] Medusa
    I think it stopped.
[18:24] Jashin
    I knew it.
[18:25] Jashin
    There's no way your petrification
    power can be blocked that easily.
[18:29] Jashin
    Someone made you phony
    contacts with side effects.
[18:31] Jashin
    Once we get back to Hell,
    I'm gonna file a complaint.
[18:34] Medusa
    I'm sorry, Jashin-chan!
[18:36] Medusa
    You took the time to spend today with me,
    and I only caused trouble for you...
[18:40] Medusa
    I thought I could finally walk
    around without a paper bag...
[18:45] Jashin
    Stop crying, Medusa!
[18:47] Jashin
    I don't...
[18:49] Jashin
    I don't think you've caused any trouble.
[18:52] Jashin
    And there might be another
    way besides the contacts.
[18:56] Jashin
    So cheer up.
[18:57] Medusa
    Yeah... You're right.
[19:01] Jashin
    But I will never forgive
    that crooked merchant!
[19:05] Jashin
    Curse these phony contacts!
[19:10] Jashin
    Huh?
[19:12] Malphas
    Wait, what? Where am I? Huh?!
[19:16] Medusa
    Oh, the one who sold me the contacts.
[19:18] Malphas
    Oh! Thank you for your business!
[19:20] Jashin
    You're the crooked merchant
    who sold her these phony contacts?!
[19:25] Jashin
    Dropkick in Odaiba!
[19:31] Jashin
    Oh! My dropkick's a lot more powerful, too!
[19:34] Jashin
    Maybe I'll be able to kill Yurine now!
[19:38] Medusa
    Thank you!
[19:39] Medusa
    You really are kind, Jashin-chan!
[19:42] Jashin
    It's nothing like that.
[19:44] Jashin
    He just pissed me off 'cause
    he made you waste your money.
[19:48] Jashin
    Your money is my money, after all.
[19:51] Medusa
    Yes, yes.
[19:56] Jashin
    We should head home now.
[19:57] Medusa
    Yeah.
[19:58] Jashin
    We'll be in a crowd, so...
[20:00] Jashin
    You'll have to wear this paper bag.
[20:03] Jashin
    Come on.
[20:05] Jashin
    You can't walk until the
    petrification wears off.
[20:08] Medusa
    Okay.
[20:10] Medusa
    Thanks, Jashin-chan. I'm not heavy, am I?
[20:13] Jashin
    You sure are. Lose some weight.
[20:15] Medusa
    You're so mean!
[20:17] Jashin
    Hey, that's cold. Did you just drool on me?
[20:21] Medusa
    I didn't drool!
[20:28] Jashin
    Unseasonal snow?
[20:52] Yurine
    What?!
[20:54] Yurine
    So you carried Medusa on your back
    all the way from Odaiba?
[20:57] Jashin
    Even I'm worn out after that.
[21:00] Medusa
    I'm sorry.
[21:01] Yurine
    I guess you do have
    a little bit of good in you.
[21:04] Yurine
    Just a little bit.
[21:05] Jashin
    And that's how I get you to let your
    guard down with my "good devil" mode!
[21:09] Jashin
    I've already confirmed
    legs are stronger than a tail!
[21:12] Jashin
    Die, Yurine! This will be the final episode
    of the Dropkick on My Devil! anime!
[21:17] Jashin
    Jashin-chan Dropkick:
[21:18] Jashin
    We Have Enough Episodes Now, So We Can Run
    a "Recap Episode for Reasons" Next Week...
[21:24] Jashin
    The Final!
[21:29] Jashin
    Ouch.
[21:32] Jashin
    Huh?
[21:33] Jashin
    My tail's back!
[21:34] Yurine
    Looks like that potion wears off
    after some time.
[21:38] Jashin
    Shame I lost my power-up,
[21:40] Jashin
    but this is the body I feel best in!
[21:44] Jashin
    I'll get dinner ready now.
[21:45] Yurine
    Hold it.
[21:47] Yurine
    I finally managed to see just
    a tiny bit of good in you earlier,
[21:51] Yurine
    and you just brushed off my kindness...
[21:54] Yurine
    and tried to kill me again, didn't you?
[21:57] Yurine
    Since you got your tail back,
[21:59] Yurine
    maybe we'll have live
    snake for dinner tonight.
[22:02] Jashin
    Please don't! I don't wanna be eaten alive!
[22:06] Medusa
    Jashin-chan, thanks for everything today!
[23:40] Jashin
    Two angels have had their wings ripped off
    and bear the same scars on their heart,
[23:44] Jashin
    though they are as
    opposed as light and darkness.
[23:47] Jashin
    And a devil surpasses time...
[23:49] Jashin
    Dropkick on My Devil returns next time
    with a Pallo Special to your heart!

E8 -

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SIGN    July 9th
SIGN    July 9th
SIGN    Life Theater
SIGN    Life
    Theater
[02:01] Jashin
    The goddess is smiling.
SIGN    July 9th
SIGN    July 9th
SIGN    Life
    Theater
[02:16] Jashin
    I lost again.
[02:19] Jashin
    I shouldn't have even played!
[02:22] Jashin
    Why did I bother playing?
[02:23] Jashin
    How is my wallet empty
    after just thirty minutes?
[02:29] Jashin
    If I had never walked into this alley...
[02:32] Jashin
    If I had ignored the special deal
    and just gone to the grocery store...
[02:37] Jashin
    This right hand whispers to me
    that I should spin the reels.
[02:42] Jashin
    Why does it tremble and groan so?!
[02:44] Jashin
    Oh, life is so cruel!
[02:48] Jashin
    God of time, please send me back to
    before I entered this establishment!
SIGN    Jashin-chan's
    Life Theater
SIGN    Fin
SIGN    Life
    Theater
SIGN    Jashin-chan's
    Life Theater
SIGN    Fin
SIGN    Jashin-chan's
    Life Theater
SIGN    Fin
SIGN    Jashin-chan's
    Life Theater
SIGN    Fin
SIGN    Jashin-chan's
    Life Theater
SIGN    Fin
SIGN    Jashin-chan's
    Life Theater
SIGN    Fin
SIGN    Jashin-chan's
    Life Theater
SIGN    Fin
[02:55] Medusa
    Jashin-chan!
[02:56] Jashin
    Oh, ATM.
[02:58] Medusa
    I was just on my way to see you.
[03:01] Medusa
    Look! I bought Fresh Moon.
[03:04] Jashin
    Fresh Moon?
SIGN    Fresh
    Moon
[03:06] Jashin
    Fresh... "New"...
[03:09] Jashin
    "Moon"... The moon...
[03:11] Jashin
    A new moon rises?
[03:13] Jashin
    If I play now, I can win.
[03:16] Jashin
    If I don't play now...
[03:17] DevilA
    ...then when?
[03:19] Medusa
    What is it?
[03:23] Jashin
    Please!
[03:25] Jashin
    Please! Lend me 20,000 yen!
    I'll pay you back double!
[03:29] DevilA
    And then...
[03:32] Yurine
    You absolute imbecile!
[03:35] Yurine
    What was that about paying it back double?
[03:37] Yurine
    That's not double anything. That's cobwebs.
[03:40] Yurine
    You even spent all our dinner money.
[03:44] Yurine
    My only choice now is to kill you.
[03:47] Jashin
    Help me, Medusa!
[03:49] Medusa
    Please forgive her!
    She regrets what she's done!
[03:52] Medusa
    She's a good girl deep down!
[03:55] Medusa
    Right, Jashin-chan?
[03:58] Medusa
    See? Just look at that smile!
[04:02] Jashin
    R-Right in the face...
[04:04] Yurine
    She's rotten to the core.
[04:07] Medusa
    Are you okay?
[04:09] Jashin
    Not in the least.
[04:10] Yurine
    Honestly. I give you an allowance, don't I?
[04:14] Yurine
    If you want to play around, limit it to that.
[04:17] Jashin
    Okay.
[04:17] Yurine
    And you'd better pay back the
    20,000 yen you owe Medusa.
SIGN    Has no money
[04:24] Yurine
    You will pay her back.
[04:26] Jashin
    Yes'm!
[04:27] Medusa
    Don't put yourself out.
    Whenever you have it is fine.
[04:30] Yurine
    Medusa, don't be soft on her.
[04:33] Yurine
    I'm taking the grocery money
    you wasted out of your allowance.
[04:37] Yurine
    Here. Do the actual shopping this time.
[04:41] Jashin
    You got it!
[04:42] Jashin
    This time, I will complete my mission!
[04:45] Jashin
    I won't make a mistake like that again!
[04:49] Medusa
    Jashin-chan... Should I go with you?
[04:55] Jashin
    No, it's okay.
[04:56] Jashin
    I have to clean up my own messes.
[04:59] Jashin
    And I'll win back her trust!
[05:01] Medusa
    Jashin-chan!
[05:04] Jashin
    Well, see ya later!
SIGN    I just can't find Jashin-chan anywhere.
SIGN    What is this?
SIGN    I heard Japan ranked 13th in the world for clean air...
SIGN    Life
    Theater
[05:39] Yurine
    Jashin-chan's late. You don't think she...
[05:42] Medusa
    Let's have faith in Jashin-chan.
[05:45] Medusa
    She's a good girl!
SIGN    Drug Abuse
SIGN    Have the guts
     to say NO!
[05:47] Poporon
    Don't go hitting up losing
    machines or white powder!
[05:52] Jashin
    Jashin-chan Dropkick!
[05:54] Jashin
    In the back!
[05:57] Pekola
    Malfoy...
[05:59] Jashin
    The bread crusts are mine!
[06:01] Jashin
    So long!
[06:02] Pekola
    You have plenty of your own food!
    Why must you always take mine?!
[06:07] Pekola
    That was supposed to last three days...
[06:10] Poporon
    Gosh, Pekola-sama, you really are pathetic.
[06:14] Pekola
    Poporon!
[06:15] Poporon
    I was thinking of splitting that devil's
    head open when she let her guard down,
[06:20] Poporon
    but you let her leave.
[06:21] Poporon
    Come to think of it...
[06:24] Poporon
    That devil came here to
    bring you curry not long ago, too.
[06:28] Poporon
    Don't tell me...
[06:30] Poporon
    You're an angel,
    yet you're friends with a devil?
[06:33] Pekola
    Gulp.
[06:40] Poporon
    Surely not...
[06:42] Poporon
    Right?
[06:47] Pekola
    N-No.
[06:50] Pekola
    I'm not friends with her at all.
[06:54] Pekola
    What happened to your halo?
[06:57] Poporon
    That devil who was just here ate it.
[06:59] Pekola
    Ate it?!
[07:00] Jashin
    Tee-hee!
[07:01] Pekola
    Wait, halos are edible?
[07:04] Pekola
    Was it good? How was the flavor?
[07:06] Pekola
    What tastes good with them?
    What was the texture like?
[07:09] Poporon
    How would I know? I'm not the one who ate it.
[07:12] Pekola
    I never would have guessed halos were edible.
[07:15] Pekola
    I bet they're as fluffy as meringue,
[07:17] Pekola
    with a velvety texture like soft roe.
[07:20] Pekola
    And I bet the gentle sweetness of vanilla
    fills your mouth when you take a bite...
[07:26] Pekola
    Wait, does that mean you can't
    go back to Heaven, either?
[07:30] Poporon
    I guess. I didn't tell anyone
    I was coming to the human realm.
[07:34] Poporon
    I'll just have to wait
    until my halo regenerates.
[07:37] Pekola
    I see...
[07:40] Pekola
    Wait, "regenerates"?!
[07:43] Poporon
    You didn't know that?
[07:45] Poporon
    Halos regenerate over time.
[07:49] Poporon
    Were you really a high-ranking angel?
[07:53] Poporon
    Though there's no telling
    if it'll regenerate tomorrow,
[07:56] Poporon
    the day after, or a hundred years from now.
[07:59] Pekola
    I see.
[08:02] Pekola
    So either way, unless someone comes for us,
[08:05] Pekola
    we'll just have to continue
    living in the human realm.
[08:09] Poporon
    I guess so.
[08:25] Pekola
    Okay!
[08:27] Pekola
    In that case, let's call a truce for now and
    work together to live in the human realm!
[08:32] Poporon
    Huh? What are you talking about?
[08:35] Poporon
    Working together is just a pain in the neck.
[08:38] Poporon
    I know you'd just hold me back
    since you're so naïve.
[08:43] Poporon
    So I'm just going to do things my way.
[08:49] Poporon
    Well, goodbye.
[09:02] DevilA
    Did you think it was a halo?
[09:05] DevilA
    It's Baumkuchen.
[09:09] Pekola
    Will Poporon really be all right on her own?
[09:14] Pekola
    Japan is ranked 40th of the
    easiest countries to live in,
[09:17] Pekola
    ranked 40th of countries
    foreigners want to live in,
[09:20] Pekola
    ranked 51st in happiness,
[09:22] Pekola
    ranked third of countries
    devils want to live in,
[09:25] Pekola
    and ranked 78th of countries
    angels want to live in.
[09:35] Pekola
    Almost... there...
[09:42] Pekola
    Wait...
SIGN    LIFE
[09:43] Pekola
    A fake coin?!
[09:45] Pekola
    Oh, my Lord!
[09:47] Barker
    It's an easy job. You offer your lap as a pillow
    and clean people's ears for 2,000 yen per hour.
[09:53] WomanA
    Well, as long as it's just
    cleaning ears, I guess.
[09:56] WomanB
    I'll do it!
[09:58] ManA
    Just stay in the same building for a month
    or so and take a drug at certain times,
[10:02] ManA
    for 500,000 yen a month!
[10:04] Hashira
    With that much money,
[10:05] Hashira
    I could buy 71 copies of the 4k Ultra HD Blu-ray
     with handshake event tickets included!
[10:10] Man in Black
    It's easy work. Just talk rich-looking
    nerds into buying paintings.
[10:15] Man in Black
    You get a cut of the profits, too.
    With your looks, you'll make a killing.
[10:20] Lady
    Hmm, I don't know...
SIGN    An Angel's Work
SIGN    An Angel's Work
SIGN    New
SIGN    An Angel's Work
SIGN    An Angel's Work
SIGN    New
SIGN    An Angel's Work
SIGN    An Angel's Work
SIGN    New
[10:31] Scout
    You're adorable! Just like an angel!
[10:34] Scout
    I've got a great job with great pay
[10:37] Scout
    that only adorable girls like
    you can handle. How 'bout it?
[10:40] Poporon
    Aw...
[10:44] Pekola
    Honestly...
[10:46] Pekola
    Poporon has no idea how hard it is
    to get by in the human realm.
[10:53] Poporon
    She may be impertinent...
[10:57] Pekola
    but I can't abandon a fellow angel.
[11:00] Pekola
    I have to convince her to work
     hand-in-hand with me.
[11:03] Pekola
    Besides, there aren't many respectable
    employers that hire people without identi—
[11:08] Poporon
    Thank you!
[11:10] Saburo
    Thanks.
[11:12] Poporon
    Here's your ramen with
    a half order of fried rice!
[11:14] Guy
    You're a real cutie.
SIGN    Ramen
[11:16] Poporon
    Aw, really?
[11:18] Pekola
    She found one.
[11:27] Minos
    Mapo tofu is meant to be drunk!
[11:31] Jashin
    Here.
[11:32] Minos
    Thanks!
[11:33] Yurine
    Peanuts?
[11:34] Jashin
    An ogre is coming.
SIGN    (Ogre)
[11:36] Yurine
    An ogre?
[11:37] Jashin
    I called in an ogre from Hell
    for the Setsubun ritual.
[11:41] Yurine
    Oh, they have Setsubun in Hell, too?
[11:44] Minos
    We sure do.
[11:45] Minos
    And after we throw the beans,
    we eat one for each year of our lives,
[11:49] Minos
    which gets pretty insane.
[11:51] (Flashback) Jashin
    Water... Water, please...
[11:52] (Flashback) Medusa
    I can't eat any more...
[11:53] (Flashback) Minos
    I... I can keep going...
[11:57] Yurine
    Wow, so you observe
    the same custom as Japan.
[12:00] Jashin
    That ogre sure is late, though.
[12:04] Jashin
    Yurine, when the ogre comes, throw
    peanuts at it so it can't come in the house.
[12:09] Jashin
    Then we'll have good luck all year,
     and I'll be able to win at pachinko—
[12:15] Jashin
    It's here!
[12:16] Ogre
    I'm sorry! I sincerely apologize
    for getting here slightly late!
[12:21] Jashin
    Don't show up late, you worthless ogre!
[12:24] Jashin
    Ogres out! Good luck in!
    Ogres out! Good luck in!
[12:28] Yurine
    Stop that!
[12:30] Yurine
    Look how cute it is!
    Don't you feel bad at all?
[12:33] Ogre
    Oh, no. This is my job.
[12:36] Jashin
    You fool!
[12:38] Jashin
    How could you let it into the house?!
[12:40] Jashin
    Now good luck won't come here!
[12:43] Jashin
    I'll be flat broke for another year.
[12:45] Yurine
    With you here, good luck was
     never going to come, anyway.
[12:48] Jashin
    I got in trouble because of you!
[12:51] Ogre
    Owie!
[12:52] Yurine
    What did I tell you?
[12:55] Yurine
    Jashin-chan...
[12:57] Yurine
    If you pick on this little one, I'll carve
    you up bit by bit with a kebab knife.
[13:02] (Flashback) Jashin
    Please stop! Hayama!
[13:07] Jashin
    I'm sorry. I won't do it again.
[13:10] Yurine
    Good.
[13:11] Yurine
    Let's get back to celebrating Setsubun, then.
[13:13] Minos
    Yeah, let's!
[13:15] Minos
    With this little runt of an ogre, though?
[13:19] Yurine
    Hold it for a sec.
[13:22] Minos
    What's that?
[13:23] Yurine
    A special bean-thrower.
[13:25] Jashin
    Wha—
[13:27] Yurine
    Ogres out!
[13:36] Yurine
    That was great.
[13:38] Yurine
    Ah, I feel much better now.
    Good luck must really be headed my way.
SIGN    ° Minos accepted the responsibility
     of eating all the beans.
[13:44] DevilA
    Minos accepted the responsibility
    of eating all the beans.
[13:48] Minos
    Huh?! U-Uh, yeah! I'll eat them!
[13:50] Minos
    All of... Wait, all of them?!
[13:52] Jashin
    Who's she calling an ogre?
[13:55] Jashin
    That's an insult to a high-ranking devil!
[13:58] Jashin
    Ugh! Yurine ruined my Setsubun ritual!
[14:02] Jashin
    I'm so irritated!
[14:04] Jashin
    I'm gonna go pick on someone even weaker!
[14:12] DevilA
    Convenience stores have been
    pushing ehomaki as a new event food,
[14:17] DevilA
    but it hasn't really caught on.
[14:19] DevilA
    There are even roll cakes that look
    like ehomaki but are actually dessert,
[14:23] DevilA
    but they haven't caught on either.
[14:26] DevilA
    What's gonna become of ehomaki?
[14:36] Pekola
    So cold.
[14:40] Pekola
    Doing hard physical labor every day
    eventually starts to weigh on you,
[14:45] Pekola
    both physically and mentally.
[14:47] Pekola
    And it barely pays anything at all.
[14:49] Pekola
    What's wrong with this country?
[14:52] Pekola
    This is why Japan is ranked second of
    countries where people sleep the least,
[14:57] Pekola
    ranked last of countries where
    people use up their paid leave,
[15:00] Pekola
    114th in the worldwide
    gender equality ranking,
[15:03] Pekola
    ranked second of countries
    devils want to live in,
[15:06] Pekola
    and ranked 145th of countries
     angels want to live in.
[15:09] Pekola
    Ow!
[15:10] Jashin
    Ogres out.
[15:11] Pekola
    Ow!
[15:13] Jashin
    Angels, die.
[15:14] Pekola
    Hey! Stop that!
[15:17] Pekola
    This is not who I want to deal
    with when I'm exhausted...
[15:21] Pekola
    Wasting food is never a good thing.
[15:25] Pekola
    This isn't like you.
SIGN    You can waste human lives
    all you want, but don't you
    dare waste food!
    
     by Jashin-chan
[15:28] Jashin
    So there! By Jashin-chan.
[15:31] Pekola
    It was on the ground, but it's still good!
[15:33] Pekola
    I don't follow the three-second rule.
    I have my own thirty-second rule!
[15:37] Jashin
    It's fine.
[15:39] Jashin
    If it's dirty, just take it
    out of the shell and eat it.
[15:44] Pekola
    That's good!
[15:45] Pekola
    There's one here, too!
    Oh, and over here, too!
[15:50] Jashin
    You can have the bag.
[15:51] Pekola
    What?!
[15:52] Jashin
    And also this.
[15:54] Jashin
    Yurine said to bring it to you.
[15:56] Pekola
    It's so long!
[15:57] Pekola
    Is it some kind of norimaki?
[16:00] Jashin
    It's called ehomaki.
[16:02] Jashin
    They say if you eat it while facing in
    a certain direction, you'll have good luck.
[16:06] Jashin
    This year's direction is that way.
[16:08] Jashin
    Don't eat it inside your cardboard house.
[16:11] Jashin
    It'll poke right through.
[16:13] Pekola
    I'll eat it outside.
[16:14] Jashin
    Okay, I'm going home.
[16:16] Jashin
    I have to make an ehomaki for Yurine, too.
[16:19] Pekola
    Um...
[16:21] Pekola
    Thank you.
[16:27] Jashin
    Ehomaki is so yummy!
[16:30] Pekola
    Eho...
[16:31] Pekola
    This way, huh?
[16:33] Pekola
    Okay! N-Now, good luck really will come to...
[16:40] Pekola
    Thirty-second rule!
[16:44] Pekola
    It's delicious! Maybe good luck
     really will come my way!
[16:49] Boy
    That lady ate an ehomaki
    that fell on the ground!
[16:53] Boy
    She ate it off the ground,
    and now she's choking!
[16:56] Mom
    Don't ever try that.
[16:57] Boy
    C'mon, even I know not to do that!
[17:05] Pekola
    Huh? I felt as if I was returning
    to Heaven for a moment there...
[17:09] Pekola
    Did I imagine it?
[17:11] Pekola
    Will good luck ever come to me?
[17:21] Yurine
    It's so cute!
SIGN    Card Usage
SIGN    Account:
SIGN    Name:
SIGN    Medusa-sama
SIGN    Amount Billed:
SIGN    Item
SIGN    Quantity
SIGN    Price
SIGN    Pineapple and Pen
SIGN    Amazoness
[17:23] Yurine
    You used Medusa's card
    number to blow 100,000 yen
[17:27] Yurine
    on social network game microtransactions?
[17:31] Yurine
    So it wasn't just pachinko. And you had the
    nerve to ask her to lend you money yesterday?
[17:36] Jashin
    Upsy-daisy...
[17:40] Yurine
    Hiding won't help you.
[17:43] Jashin
    Medusa! Yurine caught me because
    you brought that statement over!
[17:48] Medusa
    B-But I was worried that you'd
    became a social network game addict!
[17:52] Jashin
    That's none of your business!
    Quit playing the victim, you dumbass!
[17:56] Yurine
    Medusa's the victim here.
[17:58] Jashin
    I give! I give! I give!
[18:00] Yurine
    And Medusa, why'd you
    give her your card number?
[18:04] Medusa
    I thought as long as
    I didn't give her my PIN...
[18:06] Yurine
    Don't give out the number, either!
[18:08] Jashin
    Hey, c'mon. Don't pick on Medusa.
[18:11] Jashin
    Zoom!
[18:13] Yurine
    You should've known she'd
    abuse it if you gave it to her.
[18:16] Yurine
    Get a new card as soon as
    you get back to Hell.
[18:20] Medusa
    Okay.
[18:21] Yurine
    Honestly...
[18:22] Yurine
    All you ever do is make trouble for Medusa.
[18:25] Jashin
    I'll pay it back all at once eventually.
[18:28] Yurine
    How are you going to do that?
    You don't have a job.
[18:30] Jashin
    Huh?
[18:34] Jashin
    I could sell clothes I don't wear...
[18:37] Jashin
    A sale already!
[18:39] Jashin
    Borrow money from Medusa
    to bet at the races...
[18:42] (Flashback) Jashin
    Go! Go! Get in there!
[18:43] (Flashback) Jashin
    Get in there or I'll put
    a blade in you, damn it!
[18:48] Yurine
    Why does it never even occur
    to you to earn money by working?
[18:55] Yurine
    Also, you don't even have any clothes.
[18:59] Yurine
    I swear, you...
[19:01] Jashin
    A notification from one of my games!
[19:03] Jashin
    I wonder if my stamina's fully refilled—
[19:10] Yurine
    Don't mess with your phone when
    we're having a serious discussion.
[19:14] Jashin
    M-My finger! My finger!
[19:17] Yurine
    She's showing no signs of remorse at all.
[19:20] Medusa
    A-Are you okay?
[19:22] Jashin
    My hand... My hand hurts...
[19:25] Yurine
    It'll grow back soon. You'll be fine.
[19:28] Jashin
    I'm done for.
[19:30] Medusa
    Hang in there, Jashin-chan!
[19:32] Jashin
    I have a final wish.
[19:34] Medusa
    What is it?
[19:35] Jashin
    You have two cards, right?
[19:38] Medusa
    Uh-huh.
[19:39] Jashin
    Put the number for the
     other one in my phone.
[19:46] Yurine
    You never learn.
[19:50] Jashin
    Not the chainsaw! Ultra Memento Mori!
[19:53] Yurine
    That's...
[19:54] Yurine
    ...enough.
[19:59] Yurine
    Okay, we're done here.
[20:01] Medusa
    I wonder where that leads to...
[20:11] Jashin
    Huh? This is...
SIGN    July 9th
SIGN    July 9th
[20:16] Jashin
    Before the sale at the
    grocery store yesterday?
[20:20] Jashin
    The 10,000 yen I spent
    yesterday is still here.
SIGN    Life Theater
[20:24] Jashin
    Did I travel in time and come back here?
[20:27] Jashin
    There's a hole in space-time under
    Yurine's floor that leads to the past?!
[20:31] Jashin
    Yay! Thank you, god of time!
SIGN    Life
    Theater
[20:37] Jashin
    No, I can't.
[20:38] Jashin
    If I go in there, the same thing
    will happen all over again.
[20:46] Jashin
    Play... Play...
[20:50] Jashin
    No... Why did I come back here?
[20:53] Jashin
    I might actually be able to win.
[20:56] Jashin
    No, I can win!
[20:58] Jashin
    I will upend everything!
[21:01] Jashin
    I will change history!
[21:04] Jashin
    Just you wait, Yurine!
SIGN    Life
    Theater
[21:05] Jashin
    Dinner tonight will be super fancy sukiyaki
     made with the finest marbled beef!
[21:12] DevilA
    Jashin-chan did change history.
[21:15] DevilA
    She wandered into a never-ending time loop.
[21:18] DevilA
    How many times will Jashin-chan have
    repeated this by the next time we see her?
[21:24] DevilA
    If she manages to realize that she's made
     the same mistake, we'll meet again...
[21:31] DevilA
    Though there's no telling when that may be.
[23:12] Medusa
    What's wrong, Jashin-chan?
[23:14] Jashin
    We couldn't...
    We couldn't fill our time slot!
[23:19] Medusa
    It's okay, Jashin-chan.
[23:22] Medusa
    Everyone wants to see
    their adorable Jashin-chan.
[23:26] Medusa
    So smile.
[23:28] Medusa
    Let everyone see your smile.
[23:31] Medusa
    Okay?
[23:32] Jashin
    Medusa...
[23:34] Jashin
    Okay.
[23:38] Yurine
    That's your smile?
[23:40] Jashin
    An iron container is
    delivered from a distant land.
[23:43] Jashin
    It is Elizabeth Bathory's iron maiden.
[23:46] Jashin
    It now gently embraces a devil.
[23:50] Jashin
    Dropkick on My Devil returns next time
    with a Dragon Screw to your heart!

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SIGN    July 9th
SIGN    July 9th
SIGN    Life
    Theater
[00:08] Jashin
    I lost again.
[00:11] Jashin
    That's the 17,771st time!
[01:47] Jashin
    Medusa!
[01:50] Medusa
    Jashin-chan, what's wrong?
[01:52] Medusa
    Why do you look so serious?
[01:55] Jashin
    We're going to the bank.
[01:56] Medusa
    Huh?!
[01:57] Medusa
    Anything but that!
    Bank robbery is bad! Please reconsider!
[02:01] Jashin
    Not to rob it! Just to make a
    withdrawal! From your account!
[02:04] Medusa
    Oh, that's what you meant!
[02:06] Jashin
    I blew everything on pachislot.
[02:08] Medusa
    What a relief!
[02:09] Yurine
    That shouldn't be a relief.
[02:10] Jashin
    My actions will change history.
[02:13] Jashin
    I'll make this the last time.
[02:16] Jashin
    Well, we're off to the bank.
[02:27] Jashin
    Who actually gets caught up
    in a bank robbery, of all things?!
[02:32] RobberA
    Hey, ya better all behave!
[02:34] RobberB
    No funny business!
[02:37] Jashin
    I should've had Medusa come here by herself!
    Then I would have stayed nice and safe!
[02:42] RobberB
    Yo, snake woman! What are you
    mumbling about?! I'll kill you!
[02:46] Jashin
    I-I-It doesn't matter what happens to her!
[02:48] Jashin
    Just please don't hurt me!
[02:50] Medusa
    Jashin-chan!
[02:52] RobberB
    Keep quiet or I'll kill you!
[02:55] Ryo
    Mom, I wanna play a card game.
[02:58] Mom
    Shhh. Be quiet.
[03:00] Ryo
    Boo.
[03:00] Medusa
    Jashin-chan...
[03:02] Medusa
    Can't your dropkick take out
    guys like these pretty easily?
[03:06] Medusa
    We're devils, anyway.
    It's our job to punish bad people.
[03:09] Jashin
    But what if I miss? I'll be killed.
[03:13] Jashin
    Devil or not, a gunshot
    to the head would kill me.
[03:17] Medusa
    B-But we have to protect the humans...
[03:19] Ryo
    Mom, I'm hungry.
[03:22] Mom
    Hang in there a little longer.
[03:24] OL
    I'm supposed to be taking
    my supplement right now.
[03:26] Girl
    If I don't feed the chicks, they'll die.
[03:29] Mustache
    I have an important consultation.
    This is ridiculous.
[03:32] Hashira
    I won't make it to
    Miyu-tan's handshake event!
[03:37] Tanahashi
    Hey, part-timer...
[03:38] Pregnant
    Th-The baby's coming...
[03:40] Hottie
    I'm gonna poop my pants.
[03:43] Jashin
    Okay, I've got it.
[03:45] Medusa
    Jashin-chan!
[03:48] Jashin
    The people who want to do
    the protecting can do so!
[03:50] Jashin
    I don't wanna die,
    so I'll just watch from here!
[03:55] Tanahashi
    Guess I'll have to look for a new part-timer...
[03:58] Pregnant
    It's... It's coming...
[03:59] OL
    I'll get fat if I don't take my supplement.
[04:01] Mustache
    It's ridiculous. Just ridiculous.
[04:02] Girl
    The chicks...
[04:03] Jashin
    What? You're really going?
[04:06] Medusa
    Uh-huh.
[04:07] RobberA
    What's taking so long?
[04:08] RobberB
    Just wait a little longer.
[04:11] RobberB
    What do you want? Wander around
    too much and I'll shoot you.
[04:14] RobberA
    What's with that weird bag on your head?
[04:16] Medusa
    Um...
[04:17] Medusa
    Would you mind looking into my eyes?
[04:21] Robbers
    Your eyes?
[04:23] RobberA
    Huh? She's kinda cute!
[04:28] Jashin
    That's my girl.
[04:32] Medusa
    Everyone, it's all right now.
[04:34] Girl
    What was that? What'd you do?
[04:36] Mustache
    I don't know what happened, but you saved us!
[04:39] Hashira
    The girl who looks exactly like Miyu-tan!
[04:41] Mom
    Thank you!
[04:41] Ryo
    Thanks, paper bag lady!
[04:42] Tanahashi
    Thanks!
[04:43] Pregnant
    I had my baby! I'm so happy!
[04:46] Hottie
    I pooped my pants! It's so warm!
[04:50] Jashin
    Of course, I could've stopped
     'em with my dropkick, too,
[04:53] Jashin
    but I'll let Medusa take
    all the glory this once.
[05:03] Mei
    You did great, Orochimaru!
[05:06] Jashin
    Aw, it was no challenge at all for me!
[05:10] Jashin
    We unleashed our deadly combination!
[05:14] Mei
    By the way, Paper Bag-chan...
[05:16] Mei
    When will their petrification wear off?
[05:18] Medusa
    I think they'll go back to normal soon.
[05:20] Mei
    Got it! You can leave the rest to the police!
[05:23] Medusa
    Okay.
[05:24] Mei
    Well, Orochimaru, let's go.
[05:27] Jashin
    Why?
[05:27] Mei
    Why? Because today is the day
    I make you mine, of course!
[05:31] Mei
    You're under arrest!
[05:32] Jashin
    I don't wanna! Medusa, help me!
[05:36] Medusa
    Not my problem.
[05:37] Mei
    To commemorate the capture of a
     bank robber! Gotta put this on Instagram!
[05:41] Mei
    Hashtag "She couldn't steal the money,
    but she stole my heart!"
[05:45] Jashin
    Medusa, help me!
[05:46] Mei
    "Orochimaru love!" There!
SIGN    Assistance Time Medusa
[05:48] Jashin
    ATM!
[05:50] Jashin
    ATM!
[05:53] Medusa
    I don't help people who play dirty.
[05:56] Medusa
    The ATM is over there.
[05:58] Jashin
    Say what?! You coward!
SIGN    Narrator: Devil A Directed by: Devil B Composition: Devil C Photography: Devil E Editing: Devil F Effects: Devil G CG: Devil H EED: Devil I MA: Devil J Publicity: Devil K Administrator: Devil L AD: Devil N Research: Devil O with: Hell Bank Execution Office AP: Devil P Producers: Devil R Devil T Chief Producer: Devil U Direction: Devil W Devil Y Chief Director: Devil Z Rights: Flex Comix
[06:01] Jashin
    I knew you'd turn out to be that kind of girl!
SIGN    Devil D
SIGN    Sound
[06:03] DevilA
    Bank robbery cases in Japan peaked in 2001.
[06:03] Jashin
    I'll haunt you and your children
    and your grandchildren!
[06:06] Jashin
    I'll make you spend all of
    eternity regretting this in Hell!
SIGN    Production
[06:07] DevilA
    Since then, they have continued to decline.
SIGN    Devil M
[06:08] Jashin
    ATM! ATM! ATM! ATM! ATM! ATM!
SIGN    In Cooperation
[06:09] DevilA
    But instead, low-risk crimes such as
    bank transfer fraud have been on the rise.
SIGN    Tachibana Mei
SIGN    Devil Q Devil S
[06:14] DevilA
    We all probably need to call our parents
    regularly to ensure they won't be fooled.
SIGN    Devil V Devil X
SIGN    Production
[06:20] Jashin
    But at least this changed history!
[06:23] Medusa
    My paper bag tore.
[06:26] Jashin
    Wear this one.
[06:27] Medusa
    Thanks. I'm fine with that, but...
[06:30] Medusa
    The kraft paper ones just have
    the best feel, fit, and smell.
[06:36] Jashin
    You care about that?
[06:45] Minos
    All right!
[06:52] Minos
    Time to go deliver the milk!
SIGN    Milk
[06:58] Minos
    There.
[06:59] Minos
    That's the last house.
[07:02] Minos
    All right! I cut down my total
    delivery time by another second.
[07:06] Minos
    If I keep this up, pretty soon
    I'll get it all done in zero seconds!
[07:11] Minos
    Yeah, just kidding!
SIGN    Beef
[07:15] Minos
    Seconds!
SIGN    Beef
SIGN    Beef
SIGN    Beef
SIGN    Beef
[07:16] Yurine
    You sure eat a lot,
    and so early in the day.
[07:19] Jashin
    Show a little restraint.
[07:21] Minos
    Yeah, but your cooking's
    just so good, Jashin-chan.
[07:25] Jashin
    W-Well, I know that!
SIGN    Beef
[07:28] Jashin
    Here.
[07:29] Minos
    Ooh! A folktale-sized serving!
[07:31] DevilA
    This folktale.
[07:32] Jashin
    But seriously, you're so
    energetic, it's overwhelming.
[07:36] Minos
    Yep! I haven't caught a cold
     even once since I was a kid!
[07:39] Jashin
    Yeah, since you're so dumb.
[07:43] Jashin
    I've never caught one, either.
[07:45] Jashin
    'Cause I'm dumb.
[07:47] Yurine
    Isn't it about time you got going?
[07:49] Minos
    Oops! I'm gonna be late!
[07:51] Minos
    Thanks for the meal! See ya later!
[07:54] Yurine
    Minos sure is a hard worker.
[07:56] Yurine
    Unlike someone else I know.
[07:59] Jashin
    I'm a career housewife.
SIGN    Safety
    First
SIGN    Under construction. We apologize for the inconvenience.
[08:04] Minos
    There we go.
[08:05] Tanahashi
    You're pretty damn reliable, aren't ya?
[08:08] Minos
    Just leave it all to me!
[08:09] Pekola
    S-So heavy...
[08:10] Tanahashi
    Yo! Smaller girl!
[08:12] Pekola
    What? Are you talking to Pekola?
[08:15] Tanahashi
    I dunno if you're Pekola or not,
    but I mean you, part-timer!
[08:18] Tanahashi
    Quit dawdling and carry
    those bags, part-timer!
[08:21] Pekola
    Even if it's to stay alive, being worked
    to the bone by a human is just...
[08:24] Minos
    Hup!
[08:25] Minos
    You can leave the heavy labor to me.
[08:28] Minos
    Get him to put you on a different job.
[08:30] Pekola
    Th-Thank you...
[08:32] Minos
    It's fine, it's fine!
[08:34] Pekola
    Sh-She's so dazzling...
[08:36] Pekola
    She's a devil... right?
[08:42] Minos
    Well, that's another day's work done!
[08:45] Minos
    Maybe I'll go for a run on my way home!
[08:47] Pekola
    U-Um, thank you for—
[08:54] Pekola
    I didn't get to thank her. I'm such a fool!
[08:59] Pekola
    Next time...
SIGN    When will I finally get to see Jashin-chan?
[09:13] Minos
    Whoa! Are you okay?
SIGN    Y-Yes...
[09:17] Minos
    Oh, good!
[09:19] Mions
    Sorry about that. Be careful getting home.
[09:22] Minos
    Later!
SIGN    Is she a devil?
SIGN    Wait! Do you know where Jashin-chan is?
SIGN    Hey!
[09:33] Ryo
    Minos-oneechan!
[09:35] Ryo
    Play a card game with us!
[09:36] Kids
    Come play!
[09:39] Minos
    Sorry! I don't have my cards on me today.
[09:42] Ryo
    Aw, you don't?
[09:43] Mohawk
    Too bad.
[09:44] Minos
    Next time, okay?
[09:46] Ryo
    Okay! Bye!
[09:48] Kids
    See ya!
[09:48] Mohawk
    Play with us again!
[09:50] Jashin
    You boys...
[09:53] Jashin
    I have cards. I'm willing to play with you.
[10:01] Ryo
    Nah, that's okay. Let's go, guys.
[10:04] Bakuga
    Man, I wanted to play with Minos-oneechan.
[10:07] LOVE
    She has such big boobs.
[10:08] Ryo
    And she's super strong, too!
[10:10] Mohawk
    Plus, she has such big boobs.
[10:18] Minos
    Another hard day's work!
[10:21] Minos
    Nothing beats a bath after hard labor.
SIGN    Ebisu Face Beer
SIGN    Ebisu Face Beer
SIGN    Ebisu Face Beer
SIGN    Ebisu Face Beer
SIGN    Ebisu Face Beer
SIGN    Ebisu Face Beer
SIGN    Ebisu Face Beer
SIGN    Ebisu Face Beer
SIGN    Ebisu Face Beer
SIGN    Ebisu Face Beer
[10:34] Minos
    That's the stuff!
[10:36] Minos
    I'm gonna work hard again tomorrow!
[10:41] Jashin
    Damn it! Why is Minos so popular with
    humans and I'm not?! We're both devils!
[10:46] Jashin
    All humans should just die!
[10:49] Yurine
    It's probably because
    you think things like that.
[10:52] Jashin
    Jashin-chan Dropkick!
[10:56] Minos
    What do you want to drink?
    Orange or grapefruit juice?
[11:00] Jashin
    Orange.
[11:01] Minos
    There.
[11:05] Minos
    Here.
[11:06] Jashin
    That seems kinda gross.
SIGN    SOSEIKI
SIGN    Chinese Cooking
SIGN    Chinese Cooking & Ramen
[11:11] Yurine
    Jashin-chan...
SIGN    Ramen
[11:13] Yurine
    Do you want ramen for lunch?
[11:15] Jashin
    Hmm... If I had to choose,
    I'm more in the mood for rice.
[11:20] Yurine
    Your face says you want to eat ramen.
[11:23] Jashin
    Uh, no, rice—
[11:24] Yurine
    You want ramen, don't you?
[11:27] Jashin
    Yes, I want ramen.
[11:30] Jashin
    It happened again.
[11:32] Poporon
    Welcome!
[11:36] Jashin
    Ah, it's you!
[11:39] Yurine
    You know her?
[11:39] Jashin
    She almost killed me!
[11:42] Jashin
    I'll finish you off this time!
[11:43] Poporon
    Wh-What are you talking about? Please stop!
[11:46] Jashin
    Don't play dumb!
[11:47] Chiba/Ozaki
    Stop!
SIGN    Carnivore
SIGN    Herbivore
SIGN    Carnivore
SIGN    Herbivore
[11:48] Chiba
    No using violence against Noel-chan!
[11:50] Ozaki
    No violence!
[11:51] Jashin
    Huh? Noel?
SIGN    Carnivore
SIGN    Herbivore
[11:53] Jashin
    Was your name Noel?
SIGN    Carnivore
SIGN    Herbivore
SIGN    Carnivore
SIGN    Herbivore
[11:55] Chiba
    Noel-chan is a hard-working girl
    who works here while striving to be an idol!
SIGN    Carnivore
SIGN    Herbivore
[12:00] Ozaki
    You can't kill a girl like her!
[12:01] Chiba
    Yeah!
[12:02] Jashin
    An... idol?
[12:04] Jashin
    She looks like her, but...
    maybe she isn't Poporon-chan?
[12:09] Jashin
    So you're... Noel-san?
[12:12] Poporon
    Ugh, this just turned into
    a huge pain in the ass.
[12:15] Poporon
    My name is Amatsuka Noel!
[12:18] Poporon
    It's so nice to meet you!
[12:20] DevilA
    It's said that ramen with a half portion
    of fried rice originated in Jinbocho.
[12:24] DevilA
    Whether you believe that or not is up to you.
[12:27] Poporon
    What would you like to order?
[12:29] Yurine
    Come on, enough with the
    weird rants. Just order already.
[12:34] Poporon
    I'm saved!
[12:35] Owner
    Here you go.
[12:37] Yurine
    So, I see you hired some new help
    since the last time I was here.
[12:41] Owner
    Yeah, and business has been
    booming thanks to Noel-chan.
SIGN    Herbivore
[12:45] Chiba
    We come here every day, after all!
[12:48] Ozaki
    Yep!
[12:49] Poporon
    And I appreciate it!
[12:50] Poporon
    Here's some stir-fried
    bean sprouts. They're on me!
[12:56] Chiba
    She's providing bean sprouts to
    pigs like us out of her own paycheck!
[13:01] Ozaki
    We're so blessed!
[13:03] Poporon
    Talk about simple.
[13:05] Poporon
    Who knew human men were so easy to ply
    you could win them over with bean sprouts?
[13:11] Jashin
    That unique pouch...
[13:14] Jashin
    It's obviously that angel's.
[13:16] Jashin
    Okay.
[13:18] Jashin
    Poporon-chan! I'd like
    some more water, please.
[13:20] Poporon
    Coming right up!
[13:22] Poporon
    Uh-oh!
[13:25] Jashin
    I knew you were Poporon-chan!
SIGN    Carnivore
SIGN    Herbivore
[13:28] Chiba
    Stop, foul snake woman!
SIGN    Carnivore
SIGN    Herbivore
[13:30] Ozaki
    What are you doing to Noel-chan?!
[13:32] Yurine
    Jashin-chan, this is a place
    where everyone can eat.
[13:37] Yurine
    So you need to eat your food quietly, too.
[13:40] Jashin
    But she—
[13:42] Yurine
    Don't point.
[13:43] Jashin
    H-Hey...
[13:45] Jashin
    Apyo!
[13:47] DevilA
    It's said that the first person to
    eat ramen in Japan was Mito Komon,
[13:52] DevilA
    but a new theory suggests it may actually
    have been a monk in the Muromachi period.
[13:56] DevilA
    What you choose to believe is up to... you...
[13:59] Yurine
    I'd like to pay now.
[14:01] Jashin
    M-My finger... My finger...
[14:01] Poporon
    R-Right...
[14:04] Yurine
    That was a great meal.
    I apologize for all the fuss.
[14:08] Owner
    S-Sure...
[14:10] Yurine
    Time to go, Jashin-chan.
[14:18] Yurine
    It seems what Jashin-chan says is true,
    that you're no ordinary human.
[14:23] Yurine
    You have the same aura
    as someone else I know.
[14:29] Poporon
    That woman bosses about a devil,
    and she knows who I am?
[14:34] Poporon
    Who in the world is she?
[14:35] Jashin
    Jashin-chan Dropkick!
[14:40] Jashin
    The word "stationery"
    contains the word "armor,"
SIGN    (Stationery)
SIGN    Bunbougu
SIGN    m 0 0 l 100 0 100 100 0 100
SIGN    (Armor)
[14:44] Jashin
    so stationery must have
     high defensive power.
[14:47] Jashin
    Yurine!
[14:48] Jashin
    I want to test this thing's defensive power,
    so I need you to attack me.
[14:52] Yurine
    Got it.
[14:53] Jashin
    Okay, bring it on!
[14:59] Jashin
    It couldn't... block it...
[15:02] Yurine
    You're so dumb.
[15:10] Jashin
    Th-The pudding convulsions won't stop...
SIGN    Puttsun
SIGN    Pudding
[15:20] Jashin
    Found you!
[15:30] Jashin
    Hurry! Hurry! Hurry! Hurry!
    Hurry! Hurry! Hurry! Hurry!
[15:36] Jashin
    Having learned how delicious pudding is
    after coming to the human realm,
[15:40] Jashin
    I now need to ingest pudding regularly,
    or I experience convulsions.
[15:45] Jashin
    Yummy! So yummy!
[15:49] Jashin
    This sensation, like something
    soaking into my brain!
[15:52] Jashin
    Red bean buns and chocolate-flavored
    red bean buns are no match for this!
SIGN    Yurine
[16:06] Jashin
    Now I've done it!
[16:07] Jashin
    This was Yurine's!
[16:10] Jashin
    Crap, crap, crap, crap!
[16:12] Jashin
    I gotta go buy another one
    before Yurine gets home!
[16:15] Yurine
    I'm home.
[16:17] Yurine
    What's wrong? You look like
    the world's coming to an end.
[16:21] Jashin
    It just did.
[16:23] Jashin
    Everything looked so vivid,
    and then it all collapsed.
[16:26] Yurine
    Huh?
[16:27] Yurine
    Oh, I see you ate my pudding.
[16:30] Jashin
    I-It was an invisible man.
[16:33] Yurine
    Huh?
[16:34] Jashin
    An invisible man...
[16:36] Jashin
    Watch out! There's an
    invisible man around here!
[16:40] Jashin
    That's who ate your pudding!
[16:42] Jashin
    I'll catch him!
[16:44] Jashin
    He punched me! Not bad, invisible man!
[16:48] Jashin
    Take this! Royal Copenhagen!
[16:52] Jashin
    Wait! You're running away?!
[16:54] Jashin
    Damn! He got away!
[16:57] Yurine
    So... the window's closed.
    How did he get out?
[17:01] Jashin
    Oh, er... well... he just, uh...
    passed through the window?
[17:07] Yurine
    How can you see him if he's invisible?
[17:10] Jashin
    B-Because... I'm a devil...
[17:16] Yurine
    You have pudding around your mouth.
[17:18] Jashin
    Huh?
[17:20] Yurine
    Coming.
[17:21] Delivery
    Delivery!
[17:23] Jashin
    M-Maybe it got on me while
    I was fighting the invisible man...
[17:30] Yurine
    The thing I ordered just arrived.
[17:32] Jashin
    Huh?
[17:33] Jashin
    The "thing"? What thing?
[17:36] Yurine
    An iron maiden.
[17:38] Yurine
    If you'd been honest and told me you ate it,
    I would've just sent you to buy more.
[17:43] Yurine
    Why did you have to come up
    with such a stupid story?
SIGN    Beth
[17:54] Jashin
    Bathory!
[17:56] Yurine
    Well, come on. You'd better get out
    of there before you run out of blood.
[17:59] Jashin
    If I could get out by myself,
    I would have by now!
[19:41] Jashin
    It's so foggy today. There's no one around.
[19:55] Jashin
    Wh-Wh-Wh-Wh-What?! What was that?!
[19:56] Medusa
    Jashin-chan! Help me!
[20:01] Jashin
    Medusa? What in the heck happened?
[20:06] Jashin
    Z-Zombies?!
[20:14] Jashin
    In here!
[20:15] Jashin
    Medusa, run faster!
[20:17] Medusa
    W-Wait!
[20:23] Jashin
    It's locked!
[20:24] Jashin
    Damn it! Which idiot locked this door?!
[20:28] Medusa
    Jashin-chan, look!
[20:30] Jashin
    Nice, Medusa!
[20:46] Medusa
    Jashin-chan, look...
[20:47] Jashin
    What is it?
[20:51] Medusa
    Look. We have light.
[20:53] Jashin
    D-Don't shine it in my eyes.
[20:57] Medusa
    But we don't want them
    to find us, so I'll turn it off.
[21:07] Jashin
    We'll hide in here!
[21:08] Medusa
    Okay.
[21:15] Mei
    Oro...
[21:17] Mei
    Orochimaru...
[21:23] Mei
    Orochimaru...
[21:31] Mei
    I know... you're... in here...
[21:52] Minos
    You okay?
[21:53] Jashin
    Minos! You did it!
[21:56] Minos
    It's dangerous here.
    There's a horde of zombies inside.
[21:59] Jashin
    So should we go outside?
[22:01] Minos
    No, that's a bad idea.
[22:03] Minos
    The fog's so thick that
    we won't be able to see a thing.
[22:06] Jashin
    Where should we go, then?!
[22:08] Minos
    This way.
[22:28] Minos
    Run! Run! Run!
[22:31] Minos
    In here!
[22:32] Minos
    Nope! Not here!
[22:33] Jashin
    This way!
[22:36] Jashin
    It's a dead end!
[22:39] Jashin
    Another door that won't open!
[22:43] Jashin
    Please! Someone open the door!
[22:45] Jashin
    Please open the door!
[22:50] Yurine
    It's a sliding door.
[22:52] Jashin
    Yurine!
[22:53] Jashin
    Silly me! I wasn't thinking!
[22:55] Minos
    Hurry, Medusa!
[22:56] Medusa
    Wait!
[23:00] Jashin
    Hey! Don't leave me behind! Help me!
[23:03] Jashin
    Yurine! Medusa! Minos!
    Someone, please save me!
[23:07] Jashin
    Someone!
[23:12] Yurine
    Jashin-chan?
[23:14] Yurine
    You okay? I think you were
    having a nightmare.
[23:17] Jashin
    I... I'm okay...
[23:20] Yurine
    Don't yell so loud this late at night, okay?
[23:23] Jashin
    O-Okay...
SIGN    Konjac
[23:27] DevilA
    If you softly place a wet towel
    over a sleeping person's feet,
[23:33] DevilA
    it may increase their chances
    of having a nightmare...
[23:40] Jashin
    There are those who trample on good will.
[23:43] Jashin
    Still, the angel of sorrow
    stands in the face of evil.
[23:46] Jashin
    Who is it this angel
    would so fervently protect?
[23:49] Jashin
    Dropkick on My Devil returns next time
    with a One-Winged Angel to your heart!

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SIGN    Clairvoyance Drops
[00:00] Jashin
    Dropkick on My Devil
    and Clairvoyance Drops!
[00:04] Jashin
    Available for collaboration!
[00:09] Jashin
    I'll eat one for Setsuko, too!
SIGN    Marble
SIGN    Marble
SIGN    Marble
SIGN    Marble
SIGN    Marble
SIGN    Marble
SIGN    Marble
SIGN    Marble
SIGN    Marble
SIGN    Marble
SIGN    Marble
SIGN    Marble
SIGN    Marble
SIGN    Marble
SIGN    Marble
SIGN    °Don't try this at home
SIGN    Marble
[01:47] FundraisingA
    Please donate to less fortunate children!
[01:50] FundraisingB
    Please!
[01:52] Fundraising
    Please donate!
[01:54] Pekola
    I finally have enough money.
[01:57] Pekola
    Maybe now I can rent a real apartment,
     like I always dreamed of!
[02:01] Pekola
    I'm so glad I worked as hard
     as I could all this time!
[02:11] FundraisingB
    Please extend a helping hand
    to less fortunate kids!
[02:13] FundraisingB
    Please!
SIGN    Let's Help Each Other
SIGN    Thank You
     for Helping
SIGN    Donation
     Box
SIGN    Points
SIGN    Points
SIGN    Points
SIGN    Points
SIGN    Points
SIGN    Points
SIGN    Points
SIGN    Points
[02:16] DevilA
    Ten points!
SIGN    Points
SIGN    Points
SIGN    Points
SIGN    Points
[02:20] Pekola
    How did it fly right into
    such a tiny opening l-like that?
SIGN    Let's Help Each Other
SIGN    Donation
     Box
[02:29] Pekola
    Uh, excuse me. I accidentally
    dropped money in there.
[02:33] Pekola
    Could I have it—
[02:35] FundraisingA
    Thank you for your donation!
SIGN    Donation
    Box
[02:39] FundraisingA
    Now we can help less fortunate children!
[02:41] FundraisingB
    Thank you so much!
[02:43] Pekola
    N-No, that wasn't a donation...
[02:46] FundraisingA
    You're so full of compassion!
[02:49] FundraisingB
    You're like an angel!
    No, we should say you are an angel!
[02:53] Pekola
    Uh, no...
[02:57] Fundraising
    You're an angel!
SIGN    Donation
    Box
[03:02] Pekola
    If it'll help unfortunate children,
    then please use it for that.
[03:08] Fundraising
    Oh, wonderful!
[03:10] Fundraising
    Thank you so much!
[03:15] Bakuga
    Here it comes!
[03:18] Pekola
    How could it have flown
    right into that tiny hole?!
[03:21] Pekola
    I'm such a fool!
[03:23] Pekola
    I should've tried to get it back,
    no matter what it took!
[03:31] Pekola
    Other than the 2,000 yen
    I had sewn into my underwear,
[03:34] Pekola
    I've lost everything I had!
[03:45] Pekola
    But now those unfortunate children
     will be saved. Isn't that a good thing?
[03:51] Pekola
    No matter how far I fall, no matter
    what bitter experiences I have...
[03:56] Pekola
    I'm still an angel!
[03:57] Pekola
    I'm still an angel!
[03:58] Pekola
    I'm still an angel!
[04:00] Pekola
    Okay! To cheer myself up,
[04:03] Pekola
    I'll go have some curry nanban (1,000 yen)
    from Kanda Matsuya and head to work!
[04:14] Jashin
    Oh, hey, it's Pekola.
[04:17] Jashin
    What're you just standing there for?
    Come sit next to me.
[04:22] Pekola
    I'd rather not.
[04:24] Pekola
    Are there any other seats?
[04:27] Pekola
    Nope.
[04:31] Pekola
    Are you here to eat, too?
[04:33] Jashin
    What else would I be doing here?
[04:36] Pekola
    I'd rather not get worn out
    before going to work...
[04:40] Staff
    Welcome.
[04:41] Pekola
    Oh, curry nanban, please.
[04:43] Staff
    Sure.
[04:45] Jashin
    Curry nanban's great, isn't it?
[04:49] SalarymanA
    You seen those girls in tracksuits
    collecting donations in front of the station?
[04:54] SalarymanA
    The ones saying they're collecting
    for less fortunate children.
[04:58] SalarymanA
    Apparently, it's a charity scam.
[05:00] SalarymanB
    Oh, the two girls in tracksuits?
[05:03] SalarymanA
    I just saw them getting arrested.
[05:06] SalarymanB
    Damn. I thought they seemed kinda shady.
[05:06] Pekola
    A charity scam... Tracksuits...
[05:09] SalarymanA
    It drew one hell of a crowd.
[05:09] Pekola
    Two young women...
SIGN    Donation
    Box
[05:13] (Flashback) Fundraising
    Thank you for your donation!
[05:19] Jashin
    Talk about dumb!
    Who'd donate to people like that?
[05:23] Jashin
    Right, Pekola?
[05:27] Jashin
    Pekola? What's wrong?
[05:30] Jashin
    Pekola?
[05:33] Jashin
    Pekola? Hey...
[05:34] Pekola
    Flutter, flutter, flutter...
[05:38] Staff
    Here's your curry nanban.
[05:40] Jashin
    Got a Shureimon!
[05:42] Jashin
    This'll cover both of us.
    I'll just enjoy this nanban!
[05:45] Jashin
    Great save! I didn't have any money!
[05:50] Jashin
    Yum! This is so good!
[05:51] Staff
    Um, this isn't enough, though...
[05:54] Jashin
    Huh?
[05:57] Jashin
    Dropkick on My Devil makes a transfer!
[06:01] Jashin
    Dropkick on My Case
    Closed Devil
begins now!
SIGN    5 Seconds Later
SIGN    Wuh...
SIGN    Water...
[06:15] Jashin
    It's so damn hot.
[06:22] Yusa
    Is Yurine-san home?
[06:25] Jashin
    Nope. She's dead.
[06:27] Yusa
    What?!
[06:28] Jashin
    It's freezing when you two are here.
SIGN    You did it, didn't you?!
SIGN    Give her back! Give Yurine-chan back!
[06:37] Jashin
    Shut up.
[06:38] Jashin
    That won't work.
[06:39] Jashin
    Taste my Hundred Tail Slaps!
[06:47] Jashin
    I just used my new deadly move
    on a low-ranking devil!
[07:00] Yusa
    You dare do such a thing to my sister again?
[07:03] Yusa
    And now, Yurine-san, too...
[07:05] Yusa
    I can't allow you to live.
[07:10] Yurine
    It's awfully noisy out here.
[07:12] Yurine
    Oh, Yusa-san. Welcome.
[07:15] Yusa
    I should've known.
[07:18] Jashin
    Here.
[07:20] Yusa
    Oh, you didn't have to.
[07:23] Jashin
    When they're here,
    my tea snacks get cut so thin!
[07:26] Jashin
    This is plenty for Koji.
[07:35] Yusa
    I've come to ask you for a favor, Yurine-san.
[07:38] Yurine
    A favor?
[07:40] Yusa
    Yes.
SIGN    Hell Ice Cream
[07:43] Yusa
    I was hoping you could
    taste-test this for me.
[07:46] Yurine
    "Hell Ice Cream"?
[07:48] Yusa
    Yes, business is bad in Hell right now,
[07:51] Yusa
    so I was thinking of selling more than
    just shaved ice in the human realm.
[07:54] Yusa
    I was hoping you could give me
    your opinion on behalf of the humans.
[07:57] Yurine
    The packaging is cute.
[08:00] Yurine
    Sure, if you think my opinion will do.
[08:03] Yurine
    I'm surprised business has been
    bad for you guys, though.
[08:07] Yurine
    It's not like it costs you anything.
[08:09] Yusa
    Yes, but for some reason,
    our product just doesn't sell back home.
[08:13] Yurine
    Probably because you're trying to sell it
    in a cold place that has ice everywhere.
[08:18] Yusa
    Ah, of course!
[08:20] Yusa
    I hadn't even realized that!
[08:23] Jashin
    Is your big sister stupid?
[08:26] Yurine
    Okay, I'll try it.
[08:33] Yurine
    It's good!
[08:35] Yusa
    I'm so glad!
[08:36] Jashin
    I'll have some, too!
[08:37] Yurine
    What flavor is this?
[08:40] Yusa
    Basilisk venom.
[08:42] Jashin
    Are you an idiot?! Living creatures
    die just walking beside a basilisk!
[08:47] Jashin
    Why would you make that into
     ice cream?! The risk is sky-high!
[08:50] Jashin
    In fact, it's a basi-risk!
    Seriously, think of the risk!
[08:54] Jashin
    I mean, I don't care if Yurine dies, but...
[08:56] Yusa
    Don't worry. The venom's been processed.
[08:59] Jashin
    Are you absolutely sure it's safe?
[09:02] Jashin
    Also, I'm impressed you were even
    able to collect basilisk venom.
[09:06] Yusa
    Well, that's the thing.
[09:08] Yusa
    Just making this ice cream demands
    a great deal of labor and expense.
[09:14] Yusa
    After doing the math...
[09:16] Yusa
    I'm thinking of selling it for
    one million yen each. Do you think that'll work?
[09:24] Yurine
    I, uh, don't think so.
[09:27] Yusa
    B-B-But our debt...
[09:27] Jashin
    Your big sister really is an idiot.
SIGN    Wig
[09:37] Jashin
    Dropkick on My Devil makes a transfer!
[09:41] Jashin
    I'm a free agent!
[09:43] Jashin
    Dropkick on My Food Wars Devil begi—
SIGN    5 Seconds Later
[09:50] Pekola
    A part-time day labor job that pays well...
[09:54] Pekola
    There don't seem to be many of those.
[09:59] Pekola
    Thirty thousand a day? That could work!
SIGN    High-Paying Part-Time Work
SIGN    Pay:
SIGN    yen
     a day
SIGN    Description: Shield
SIGN    Terms:
SIGN    All sexes welcome,
     as long as you're strong!!
SIGN    °Details to be shared on the day of the job
SIGN    Feel free to call and ask us about it first!
SIGN    (our recruiter)
[10:02] Pekola
    "Terms: All sexes welcome,
    as long as you're strong."
[10:07] Pekola
    I may have lost my angel powers,
    but I'm still tougher than a human.
[10:12] Pekola
    This seems perfect for me.
[10:14] Pekola
    But...
[10:16] Pekola
    Why does the description just say "shield"?
SIGN    High-Paying Part-Time Work
SIGN    yen
     a day
SIGN    Shield
SIGN    All sexes welcome,
    as long as you're strong!!
SIGN    °Details to be shared on the day of the job
SIGN    Feel free to call and ask us about it first!
SIGN    (our recruiter)
[10:18] Pekola
    What could that mean?
[10:20] Pekola
    Well, I can start by calling to ask.
SIGN    Is that...
SIGN    ...an angel? She doesn't have a halo, though.
SIGN    I'm finding angels now, but still no Jashin-chan.
SIGN    Where could she be?
SIGN    Ah, the Tokyo Desert...
[10:45] Pekola
    They hired me pretty easily,
[10:47] Pekola
    but today's the day of the job
    and I still don't know the details.
[10:52] Pekola
    Still, I'm so lucky to have found a job
    that pays 30,000 yen for just one day!
[10:56] Pekola
    Good things are coming my way today!
[10:58] Pekola
    I'll buy that, and I bet
    I can buy that, too...
[11:01] Tanahashi
    Yo, part-timer.
[11:03] Pekola
    What? That's the guy
    who's at all my part-time jobs!
[11:08] Tanahashi
    Huh? What're you talking about?
[11:09] Tanahashi
    I'm gonna explain the work now.
    Listen up, part-timer.
[11:13] Pekola
    Um, my name isn't
    "Part-Timer." It's "Pekola."
[11:17] Pekola
    He still has such a dumb-sounding voice.
[11:21] Tanahashi
    I couldn't care less if you're
    Pekola or not, part-timer.
[11:24] Pekola
    Why does he refuse to learn my name?
[11:24] Tanahashi
    So today, you're a bodyguard at
    an idol's photobook-signing event.
[11:30] Tanahashi
    Okay, explanation done.
[11:32] Pekola
    Right...
[11:33] Tanahashi
    Okay, Amatsuka Noel-chan, come on in!
[11:34] Pekola
    A bodyguard? So that's why it said "shield."
[11:37] Poporon
    Good morning!
[11:39] Poporon
    I'm everyone's holy idol, Noel-chan!
[11:45] Pekola
    Poporon?!
[11:46] Poporon
    Pekola-sama?!
[11:47] Tanahashi
    Okay, I'll see you when it's time.
[11:50] Poporon
    Okay!
[11:52] Pekola
    Who's Amatsuka Noel?
[11:54] Poporon
    It's a stage name, obviously.
[11:57] Poporon
    Being an ordinary girl who's striving
    to be an idol makes it easier to live here.
[12:01] Pekola
    A stage name? Oh, right.
    Yeah, I guess that's an option...
[12:05] Pekola
    Wait, but lying is wrong!
[12:07] Poporon
    You're too honest for your own good.
[12:10] Poporon
    But that's how I've been getting by.
    I'm still just starting out as an idol, though.
[12:15] Pekola
    Is idol work really so dangerous
    that you need a bodyguard?
[12:20] Poporon
    Not usually, but on rare occasions,
[12:23] Poporon
    we get attacked at our events.
[12:26] Poporon
    So make sure you protect me.
[12:28] Pekola
    Of course!
[12:30] Pekola
    I'm getting paid for this, after all.
[12:32] Pekola
    And you'll be going out
    in front of people as a human.
[12:36] Pekola
    The responsibility of the
    job itself is reason enough,
[12:38] Pekola
    but aside from that,
    it's an angel's duty to protect humans!
[12:41] Poporon
    Wh-Why are you trying to sound all cool?
    You piss me off so much.
[12:47] Poporon
    I absolutely hate all that stuff
    about an angel's duty.
[12:50] Pekola
    Poporon?
[12:52] Tanahashi
    Okay, it's time.
[12:54] Poporon
    Coming!
[12:59] Poporon
    Thank you for coming!
SIGN    Amatsuki Noel Autograph Event
[13:02] Osaki
    An autographed Noel-chan photobook!
    It'll be my family heirloom!
[13:05] Poporon
    Aw, that makes me so happy!
[13:09] Chiba
    If you would, please.
[13:10] Poporon
    Sure!
[13:12] Chiba
    Oh, please sign it:
    "To Noel-chan's little piggy."
[13:16] Poporon
    You're funny!
[13:18] Poporon
    What the hell?
[13:39] [SONG] Poporon
    The sky above me is cloudy
[13:43] [SONG] Poporon
    I wish it would be sunny, just for today
[13:47] [SONG] Poporon
    The challenge is getting to
    the point of feeling motivated
[13:53] [SONG] Poporon
    But it's not like there are
    tons of things I want to do
[14:00] [SONG] Poporon
    I don't have time to sit around sighing
[14:07] [SONG] Poporon
    In this hectic, ever-changing world
[14:14] [SONG] Poporon
    Forcing a smile
[14:18] [SONG] Poporon
    While just spinning like a gear
[14:21] [SONG] Poporon
    Is not how I want to let it end
[14:29] [SONG] Poporon
    I want to make a miracle happen
[14:33] [SONG] Poporon
    Like you-know-who
[14:36] [SONG] Poporon
    So I'll go out to find a future
    that'll make my heart race
[14:44] [SONG] Poporon
    I swear I will
[14:48] Pekola
    Good. It looks like it's going
    to end without any problems.
[14:52] Pekola
    What should I eat with my 30,000 yen?
[14:56] Pekola
    The finest eels? Or maybe a steak?
[14:59] Pekola
    Oh, curry nanban is right up there, too.
[15:07] Long Hair
    I have a bone to pick with you, Noel.
[15:10] Long Hair
    Your cold treatment of fans
    on social media is unacceptable!
[15:20] Poporon
    Pekola-sama, you were
    actually useful! Thank good—
[15:23] Long Hair
    Damn you, Noel!
[15:25] Long Hair
    How dare you ignore my R-rated questions?!
[15:28] Long Hair
    I'll split your head open!
[15:32] Long Hair
    Damn it! What the hell?!
[15:35] Pekola
    Poporon! What are you doing?
    Get out of here!
[15:39] Long Hair
    Out of my way, you...
[15:41] Pekola
    S-Stop... Seriously, stop...
[15:43] Poporon
    A-Are you crazy?! Don't risk
    your life for a measly 30,000 yen!
[15:47] Pekola
    It's not about the money!
[15:49] Pekola
    I may have fallen, but I was an angel!
    It's my duty to protect people!
[15:56] Poporon
    But... I'm not human...
[15:58] Pekola
    Right now, you're Noel
    the human idol, aren't you?
[16:02] Pekola
    You're also my former subordinate.
[16:05] Pekola
    So I will protect you!
[16:09] Long Hair
    Give it a damn rest!
[16:24] Pekola
    Where am I?
[16:26] Yurine
    Don't sit up too quickly.
[16:28] Pekola
    Hanazono Yurine...
[16:31] Pekola
    Wait, where's Poporon?
[16:33] Yurine
    Don't worry, she's just fine.
[16:36] Yurine
    And the police arrested the attacker.
[16:40] Jashin
    Yurine saw the news online
    and came to check up on you.
[16:44] Pekola
    Th-Thank you.
[16:46] Jashin
    We've got bananas, too.
[16:48] Yurine
    Why are you eating them?
[16:51] Yurine
    Hey, don't play with the bananas.
[16:52] Jashin
    Can't hear you.
[16:52] Pekola
    Did you two bring this
    expensive-looking fruit selection?
[16:56] Yurine
    No, it was there before we came in.
[16:59] Pekola
    I see...
[17:03] Pekola
    I hope my pay will
    cover this hospital stay.
[17:06] Yurine
    The nurse said your expenses
    were already covered.
[17:10] Pekola
    Huh?!
[17:10] Jashin
    I'll take this melon in return
    for peeling the apples.
[17:15] Yurine
    You really...
[17:17] Pekola
    Who could have...
SIGN    Heaven Hospital
[17:23] Poporon
    Hmph. Stupid Pekola-sama.
[17:27] Jashin
    Dropkick on My Devil makes a transfer!
[17:30] Jashin
    I'm a free agent!
[17:31] Jashin
    Overhead Kick on My Titan Devil begi—
SIGN    5 Seconds Later
SIGN    Beth
SIGN    Beth
SIGN    Damn
     it
SIGN    Unhappy
    Turn
SIGN    Unhappy
    Turn
SIGN    Unhappy
    Turn
[17:51] Medusa
    Here, Jashin-chan. Open up.
[17:56] Jashin
    Yum. Nothing beats a mandarin in winter.
[18:02] Medusa
    Oh, that's right!
[18:04] Medusa
    Jashin-chan, could you
    teach me how to make chocolates?
[18:07] Jashin
    Huh? Why?
[18:09] Medusa
    It's almost Valentine's Day.
[18:13] Jashin
    Y-You're gonna give someone chocolates?
[18:17] Medusa
    Yep!
[18:22] Jashin
    Who?
[18:23] Medusa
    That's a secret.
[18:26] Jashin
    I'm not teaching you, then.
[18:28] Medusa
    Aw, come on, teach me!
    You're good at making sweets, aren't you?
[18:32] Jashin
    Just buy 'em from some store.
[18:35] Jashin
    Department stores have special
    Valentine's Day sections this time of year.
[18:40] Medusa
    I know, but I thought it'd be nice to give
    handmade ones to the person I care about.
[18:47] Jashin
    The person Medusa cares about?!
[18:50] Jashin
    She found someone like that while
    I've been stuck here in the human realm?!
[18:50] Medusa
    But I don't know what kind
     would make them happy.
[18:56] Jashin
    All because I can't get back to Hell!
[18:58] Medusa
    What's wrong, Jashin-chan?
[19:01] Medusa
    Okay, if you'll teach me how to make them,
    I'll tell you who I'm giving them to.
[19:06] Medusa
    But only after we're done.
[19:10] Jashin
    F-Fine.
[19:12] Jashin
    As soon as I get back to Hell, I'll kill them.
[19:18] Medusa
    This is kind of embarrassing...
[19:21] Jashin
    You have to start by looking the part.
[19:25] Medusa
    Your hat's so tall.
[19:27] Jashin
    Regular chocolates are boring,
    so we'll be making ganache.
[19:31] Jashin
    First, chop up a
    chocolate bar into tiny pieces.
[19:34] Medusa
    Okay!
[19:39] Jashin
    That's dangerous.
[19:43] Jashin
    Place your hand like a cat's paw
    so you don't cut your fingers.
[19:49] Jashin
    You try it.
[19:50] Medusa
    O-Okay!
[19:52] Jashin
    You need to be careful, or you'll be
    giving someone your fingers instead.
[19:56] Medusa
    Got it. Like this, right?
[19:59] Jashin
    Now, put fresh cream in a pan, and warm it over
    a medium heat without bringing it to a boil.
[20:05] Jashin
    Then, add the chopped-up
     chocolate, and mix it in.
[20:11] Jashin
    Finally, pour the melted chocolate
    into a tray lined with parchment paper...
[20:17] Jashin
    And put it in the fridge
    for about an hour to cool.
[20:22] DevilA
    One, two, three, four...
[20:28] Medusa
    Think it's ready yet, Jashin-chan?
[20:31] Jashin
    It hasn't even been five minutes.
[20:34] Jashin
    Is the person you're giving it to
    that important to you?
[20:39] Medusa
    Yeah! Super important!
[20:42] Jashin
    I'm seriously gonna kill them.
[20:44] DevilA
    3,579... 3,599... 3,600!
[20:49] DevilA
    And now, it's been an hour!
[20:51] Medusa
    Wow! It really turned into ganache!
[20:54] Jashin
    Now just cut it into the size you want,
    sprinkle cocoa powder on top, and it's done.
[20:59] Medusa
    Thank you, Jashin-chan!
[21:11] Medusa
    All done!
[21:13] Medusa
    Jashin-chan.
[21:15] Jashin
    What?
[21:17] Medusa
    Here. A present for you.
[21:21] Medusa
    I said I was giving it to someone
    I care about, remember?
[21:27] Jashin
    S-So that's what you...
[21:33] Medusa
    Let's always be good friends, okay?
[21:36] Jashin
    Thank you, Medusa!
[21:40] Jashin
    Whew, what a relief! I'm so glad!
[21:43] Medusa
    Huh? What do you mean?
[21:45] Jashin
    N-Nothing!
[21:45] Minos
    Welcome home, Yurine-chan!
[21:46] Medusa
    Come on, tell me!
[21:50] Yurine
    I see you've been working hard, Minos.
[21:52] Minos
    Nothing hard about it! I enjoy it!
[21:54] Minos
    And I'm just happy to be able to work.
[21:57] Medusa
    Stop that, Jashin-chan!
[22:01] Yurine
    Those two seem happy all the time.
[22:05] Minos
    Yep.
[23:40] Jashin
    The devil runs, howls, sings...
[23:44] Jashin
    All for her.
[23:46] Jashin
    The bond between them is real.
[23:48] Jashin
    Dropkick on My Devil! Into the sky!
[23:51] Jashin
    Returning next time
    with a dropkick to your heart!

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[01:31] Jashin
    Take this, Yurine!
[01:34] Jashin
    Shoving the title down
    everyone's throats right off the bat!
[01:37] Jashin
    The Dropkick on My Devil
    Final Episode Special!
[01:40] Jashin
    Though I know you're just gonna
    dodge it anyway, of course!
[01:45] Jashin
    Huh?
[01:48] Jashin
    I... hit her?
[01:52] Yurine
    That hurt.
[01:55] Yurine
    I need to hit you once. Just once.
[02:01] Yurine
    I missed.
[02:03] Yurine
    Well, whatever. I'll let you off the hook.
[02:06] Yurine
    Start prepping dinner, okay?
[02:09] Jashin
    It's really rare for
    Yurine's attacks to miss.
SIGN    Ja
[02:15] Jashin
    Dinner tonight is twice-cooked pork.
[02:18] Jashin
    The store had a great deal
    on pork belly and cabbage.
[02:23] Jashin
    Delicious!
[02:25] Jashin
    You like twice-cooked pork,
    don't you, Yurine?
[02:30] Jashin
    Yurine?
[02:33] Yurine
    Yes, I love it.
[02:35] Yurine
    And yours is definitely delicious.
[02:39] Jashin
    You're not eating very much, though.
[02:42] Yurine
    I'm full already.
[02:47] Yurine
    I'm going to lie down for a bit.
[02:52] Jashin
    But there's so much left...
[02:54] Jashin
    Is it because I used cheap pork belly?
[02:57] Jashin
    No, I prepared it in a way that
    no one would notice it's cheap.
[03:02] Jashin
    It really is yummy!
[03:04] Jashin
    It's not like Yurine to leave
    twice-cooked pork behind.
[03:09] Jashin
    Yurine, you're acting strange today.
[03:12] Jashin
    Do you have a fever?
[03:14] Jashin
    You're burning up! That's a bad fever!
[03:16] Jashin
    Th-Th-Thermometer! Thermometer!
[03:23] Jashin
    Wait, 39 degrees?!
    Isn't that really bad for humans?!
[03:27] Jashin
    F-F-Futon, futon, futon!
[03:30] Jashin
    Sleep! Sleep!
[03:32] Jashin
    Water pillow! Water pillow!
[03:35] Jashin
    Your head! Your head! Your head!
[03:37] Jashin
    I gotta get you into your pajamas!
SIGN    Time
    Passes
[03:41] Jashin
    Now you just need a suppository
    to bring the fever down...
[03:45] Jashin
    Oh. We don't have any medicine.
SIGN    Too
    Bad
[03:48] Jashin
    At least keep this on.
[03:50] Jashin
    Good. She's resting comfortably.
[03:53] Jashin
    Wait! That's not good!
[03:55] Jashin
    Why do I have to do all this for Yurine?
[03:59] Jashin
    It's her fault that I can't get back to Hell.
[04:05] (Flashback) Yurine
    Zazaas, zazaas, nasunazaas.
[04:11] Jashin
    She summoned me when she
    didn't even know the return spell.
[04:15] Jashin
    And I can't get back to Hell
    unless my summoner dies...
[04:20] Jashin
    Am I stupid?
[04:22] Jashin
    She's weak right now!
    This is my best chance to kill her!
[04:27] Yurine
    Jashin-chan...
[04:29] Yurine
    W-Water...
[04:31] Jashin
    N-Not my problem. Get your own water.
[04:39] Jashin
    Uh, is she dying? She's gonna die
    if I leave her alone, isn't she?
[04:46] Jashin
    Yes! This is the end of
    my long, grueling battle!
[04:50] Jashin
    Sweet! I'm gonna go play
    my heart out before I go home!
[04:56] Jashin
    I didn't even have to do anything.
[04:59] Jashin
    Goodbye, Yurine.
[05:01] Jashin
    Living in the human realm wasn't so bad.
[05:09] Jashin
    The day I make it back
    to Hell has finally come!
[05:13] Jashin
    I'll play at the arcade until it closes,
[05:15] Jashin
    then eat my fill of curry on my way home.
[05:18] Jashin
    Maybe Yurine will be dead by then!
[05:27] Jashin
    Though...
[05:29] Jashin
    I won't ever see her again.
[05:39] Yurine
    S-So cold...
[05:40] Jashin
    What do you think?
[05:42] Medusa
    Her fever's really high,
    and she looks so uncomfortable.
[05:45] Medusa
    We need to get her to the hospital!
[05:47] Minos
    Okay, I'll get my car.
[05:50] Minos
    Jashin-chan, get Yurine-chan downstairs!
[05:52] Jashin
    Roger dodger!
[05:54] Jashin
    Medusa, cover her bill!
[05:55] Medusa
    Right!
[05:56] Jashin
    Beth, watch the house!
[06:00] Jashin
    This... is your "car"?
[06:02] Minos
    Yep!
[06:03] Minos
    It's super maneuverable, which makes it
     perfect for the narrow alleys of Jinbocho.
[06:08] Jashin
    Oh. I see.
[06:10] Minos
    Hang on tight!
[06:13] Jashin
    Huh?
[06:16] Jashin
    At least obey the speed limit!
SIGN    Medication
SIGN    Hanazono Yurine
SIGN    Directions
SIGN    Take 3 times daily for 3 days
SIGN    Take after eating
    morning, midday, and evening
SIGN    Pill
SIGN    Powder
SIGN    Capsule
[06:24] Minos
    Well, we gave her the meds.
    She should be fine now.
[06:27] Minos
    The doctor said she'd be better in a few days.
[06:30] Medusa
    Yeah. Thank goodness.
[06:33] Minos
    Never thought I'd see Jashin-chan
    help Yurine-chan like this, though.
[06:36] Medusa
    What do I keep telling you?
[06:38] Medusa
    Jashin-chan is a nice girl deep down.
[06:41] Jashin
    Don't be dumb! I'm a devil!
     I oughta slug you!
[06:48] Jashin
    If I left Yurine on her own
    and something happened to her,
[06:51] Jashin
    you guys would shun me, right?
[06:55] Jashin
    I want to get back home to Hell, but...
[06:58] Jashin
    I would...
[07:00] Jashin
    hate losing you guys a lot more.
[07:06] Minos
    Yeah, yeah! We know the truth is
    that you're just worried about Yurine!
[07:10] Jashin
    Keep talking and I'll make a steak
    outta you and eat it, you dolt!
[07:13] Jashin
    Medusa! You'd better not
     get a big head, either!
[07:16] Jashin
    Remember, it's not you
    I need! It's your money!
[07:20] Medusa
    Sure, sure.
[07:21] Jashin
    Damn it! Listen to me!
[07:23] Minos
    Keep it down! You'll wake Yurine-chan!
[07:27] Jashin
    Oh, right.
[07:28] Medusa
    Sorry.
[07:31] Minos
    We'll, we're gonna head on home.
    We'll leave the rest to you.
[07:34] Jashin
    Thank you both.
[07:42] Jashin
    Okay, then...
[07:46] Jashin
    They have a saying in the human realm
     about staying by a person's bedside.
[07:50] Jashin
    So I guess I'll stay by her bedside
    and watch over her until morning.
[07:54] Jashin
    I'll sing so you can rest comfortably.
SIGN    Composed by: Fudeyasu Kazuyuki
    
    
    Performed by: Jashin-chan
SIGN    The bookstore I visited with you on that day
SIGN    Turned into a convenience store at some point
SIGN    The curry place where I was stood up
SIGN    Still serves potatoes with its curry
SIGN    You're a bookworm
SIGN    And I'm your freeloader
SIGN    Our four-and-a-half-mat room
SIGN    Was buried in books
SIGN    You seemed happy there
SIGN    But I was always worried that the floor would cave in
SIGN    Ah, Jinbocho, the youth we spent together
SIGN    Ah, Jinbocho, those sepia-colored blue days
[09:05] Yurine
    What kind of song is that?
[09:07] Jashin
    Oh, did I wake you?
     It's an original song I came up with.
[09:11] Jashin
    I call it "Jinbocho Elegy."
SIGN    Jinbocho
    Elegy
SIGN    Jinbocho
    Elegy
[09:14] Jashin
    It has six chapters!
[09:16] Yurine
    It's not "Road," you know.
[09:18] Jashin
    "Road" goes up to fourteen.
    It's a famous song.
[09:22] Yurine
    National roads go up to 507, actually.
[09:24] Jashin
    I'm not talking about national roads!
[09:27] Jashin
    "Jinbocho Elegy" tells the story of how you and I fly up into the sky
[09:31] Jashin
    on a balloon in six chapters.
[09:37] Yurine
    Now I'm kind of interested.
[09:39] Jashin
    I'll continue singing, then!
[09:41] Yurine
    Please don't.
[09:44] Yurine
    Jashin-chan...
[09:47] Yurine
    Thanks.
[09:50] Jashin
    I-It was Minos who took you to the doctor,
[09:53] Jashin
    and Medusa covered the hospital bill!
[09:56] Jashin
    They're the ones you should thank.
[09:57] Jashin
    I couldn't have cared less
    what happened to you.
[10:03] Yurine
    I'm kind of hungry. Make me something.
[10:07] Jashin
    Oh, very well!
[10:09] Jashin
    I'll make you some nice, gooey
    ginger rice that's just the thing for colds.
[10:13] Jashin
    Wait! If she has an appetite,
    that means she's recovering quick!
[10:18] Jashin
    Crap! She's gonna
    punish me for that dropkick!
[10:22] Yurine
    I won't do anything.
[10:24] Jashin
    Really?
[10:26] DeviLA
    If you consume alcohol,
    don't let it consume you.
[10:29] DevilA
    If you catch a cold,
    don't let it catch you off-guard.
[10:34] Minos
    Hey, Yurine-chan.
[10:35] Minos
    Have you heard of the Ryounkaku?
[10:37] Yurine
    "Ryounkaku"?
[10:39] Minos
    A friend of mine in Hell told me
    I should go see the Ryounkaku in Asakusa.
[10:44] Minos
    It's a really tall building that's
    a great sightseeing spot, apparently.
[10:48] Yurine
    Oh, I've heard of that.
[10:52] Yurine
    You mean this.
[10:53] Yurine
    The Ryounkaku.
    It had Japan's first electric elevator.
[10:58] Yurine
    But it was damaged in the Great
    Kanto Earthquake, so they tore it down.
[11:02] Minos
    Really?
[11:04] Minos
    Come to think of it, my friend hasn't been
    to the human realm in about a century.
[11:10] Minos
    Jashin-chan, would you shut up?
[11:11] Jashin
    Go to Oshiage instead.
[11:14] Minos
    I went there with Medusa.
[11:16] Jashin
    I've never been there...
[11:18] Jashin
    I've never been there!
[11:21] Yurine
    I haven't, either.
[11:22] Jashin
    Nobody goes to sightseeing spots
    in their own hometowns, huh?
[11:25] Yurine
    Exactly. I've never been to
    Tokyo Tower for the same reason.
[11:31] Jashin
    Right?
[11:31] Minos
    You really are a Tokyo devil now.
[11:35] Minos
    Too bad about the Ryounkaku, though.
[11:38] Minos
    Guess I should've come
    here a century earlier.
[11:42] Yurine
    I envy you.
[11:44] Yurine
    You talk about doing stuff
    a century ago like it's nothing.
[11:48] Yurine
    If I'd lived for thousands
     of years like you guys,
[11:52] Yurine
    I could've witnessed some of the things
    I've read about in history books.
[11:56] Medusa
    Can't breathe...
[11:57] Yurine
    A human only gets to see about
    seventy or eighty years' worth of history.
[12:03] Yurine
    In another hundred years,
    I won't even be around anymore.
[12:09] Yurine
    If the world stays as peaceful as it is now,
[12:12] Yurine
    I'd love to live long enough to see
    how it looks in another century or two.
[12:19] Yurine
    And you guys can do that.
[12:22] Minos
    Is that how you see it?
[12:24] Jashin
    From a devil's perspective, humans can
    find happiness in the smallest of things.
[12:29] Minos
    I am kinda curious to see
    what lies in the human realm's future.
[12:34] Minos
    But isn't being human all about
    living your short lives to the fullest,
[12:38] Minos
    so you can make the world
    better for the next generation?
[12:41] Minos
    Humans are amazing!
[12:43] Minos
    Their lives are so much shorter,
     but they do so much.
[12:46] Minos
    It's not all about just staying alive
     for thousands of years.
[12:49] Medusa
    Yeah.
[12:50] Medusa
    That's why I respect and love humans so much.
[12:55] Medusa
    Humans destroy things sometimes,
[12:57] Medusa
    but they have the power to create even more.
    That's why they're so amazing.
[13:02] Jashin
    Well, I hate humans.
[13:04] Medusa
    Jashin-chan!
[13:05] Jashin
    But I love the human realm.
[13:09] Jashin
    There are so many fun things to do,
[13:11] Jashin
    and so many tasty foods to eat!
[13:14] Minos
    That's all you care about, huh?
[13:18] Jashin
    Just thinking about it is making me hungry.
[13:20] Yurine
    You know...
[13:22] Jashin
    Let's go out and eat something!
[13:24] Jashin
    Medusa, I want some expensive yakiniku!
[13:28] Medusa
    Oh, all right.
[13:29] Jashin
    Yay!
[13:30] Yurine
    Quit leeching off her.
    Medusa, I'll help pay.
[13:35] Minos
    I guess I'll let you guys treat me, too!
[13:37] Jashin
    Don't be impudent, Minos.
[13:38] Minos
    You're one to talk.
[13:40] Jashin
    Excuse me?! I'll dropkick you!
[13:42] Minos
    Oh, yeah?! I'll just get you back!
[13:43] Medusa
    Come on, you two, don't fight!
[13:44] Yurine
    Jashin-chan, let's all just
    have a friendly meal together.
SIGN    She unleashed a whole lot
     of dropkicks after this
[13:54] Pekola
    Flower-viewing? I'll pass.
[13:57] Pekola
    An angel like me could never watch
    the cherry blossoms with devils like you.
[14:03] Minos
    Don't make excuses.
    We're friends, aren't we?
[14:06] Pekola
    Since when am I your friend?
[14:09] Yurine
    We brought a lunch for you, too.
[14:13] Pekola
    A... A lunch...
[14:15] Pekola
    What does it have in it?
[14:18] Yurine
    Well...
[14:19] Yurine
    There's chicken skewers, sushi, sandwiches...
[14:23] Pekola
    H-Huh.
[14:33] Pekola
    This is a great spot.
[14:36] Pekola
    How long have you been holding it?
[14:40] Pekola
    Why aren't you answering?
[14:42] Jashin
    Oh, you're here?
[14:44] Yurine
    Jashin-chan's been holding
    this spot for 66 hours.
[14:48] Pekola
    That long?!
[14:50] Yurine
    Yes. It's her punishment for hiding
    a half-eaten sandwich in my desk.
SIGN    Clear File
[14:56] (Flashback) Jashin
    I'll finish it later.
SIGN    Clear File
SIGN    Clear File
SIGN    Clear File
SIGN    Clear File
SIGN    Clear File
SIGN    Clear File
SIGN    Clear File
[14:57] Yurine
    She's been here 66 hours with no phone, games,
    books, or anything else to help pass the time.
[15:04] Pekola
    That's just heartless!
[15:06] All
    Cheers!
[15:08] Pekola
    Ch-Cheers...
[15:11] Minos
    Drinking while looking at cherry blossoms
     is so elegant. That's Japan for you!
[15:15] Jashin
    You're literally just
     like a foreign tourist.
[15:19] Mei
    Hey, you girls! Minors can't drink alcohol!
[15:24] Mei
    Wait... Orochimaru, it's you!
[15:31] Mei
    I never dreamed I'd find you here.
[15:33] Mei
    You and I really are—
[15:34] Jashin
    Cut it out! Stop talking like that!
[15:38] Jashin
    Other than the human, Yurine,
    we're all adult devils and fallen angels here!
[15:43] Pekola
    I'm not a fallen—
[15:45] Jashin
    In fact, we're centuries older than you, Mei!
[15:48] Mei
    Orochimaru called me "Mei"!
[15:51] Mei
    Today is truly a day to remember!
[15:53] Mei
    I know! Since you called me "Mei,"
    we'll call this "Mei Orochimaru Day"!
[15:59] Mei
    I'll have one of your drinks to celebrate!
[16:02] Yurine
    Aren't you working?
[16:03] Mei
    It's fine! The work's not that important!
[16:09] DevilA
    There's a body buried under the cherry tree.
[16:14] DevilA
    What a relief.
[16:20] Mei
    I don't actually want to do this job at all.
[16:22] Mei
    I took it because it seemed like a stable job,
     but I get yelled at every day...
[16:28] Jashin
    She's bringing down the mood.
[16:31] Jashin
    Medusa, go drop her off somewhere.
[16:33] Medusa
    Huh?
[16:34] Jashin
    Move it!
[16:38] Medusa
    Shall we go for a little walk?
[16:40] Mei
    Uh-huh.
[16:41] Medusa
    It sounds tough.
[16:43] Mei
    Uh-huh.
[16:44] Medusa
    It sounds stressful.
[16:45] Mei
    Uh-huh.
[16:46] Jashin
    Now, let's get back to eating and drinking!
[16:49] Poporon
    Would anyone like some pork buns?
SIGN    Genesis
[16:51] Jashin
    I want pork buns!
[16:53] Jashin
    Over here, please!
[16:54] Poporon
    Sure!
[16:55] Jashin
    Oh, Noel-san.
[16:57] Poporon
    Ugh, her again?
[16:59] Pekola
    Oh, it's you, Poporon.
[17:00] Poporon
    Ugh! Pekola-sama!
[17:02] Minos
    What's up? Is this your friend, Pekola-chan?
[17:04] Jashin
    Hey, "Noel-san"! I knew
    you were Poporon-chan!
SIGN    Genesis
[17:09] Genesis Owner
    Hey, Noel. You can take a break.
SIGN    Genesis
SIGN    Genesis
SIGN    Genesis
SIGN    Genesis
SIGN    Genesis
SIGN    Genesis
SIGN    Genesis
SIGN    Genesis
SIGN    Genesis
[17:13] Poporon
    Oh, boss...
[17:14] Genesis Owner
    Oh, Yurine-chan.
[17:16] Yurine
    Hello.
[17:18] Genesis Owner
    Noel's a good girl.
    Be good to her, all right?
[17:25] Jashin
    He called her a good girl!
[17:26] Yurine
    Why don't you join us?
[17:28] Minos
    Any friend of Pekola-chan's
    is a friend of ours!
[17:33] Minos
    Right?
[17:35] Poporon
    You annoy me.
[17:38] Pekola
    Poporon, they're offering to share with you.
[17:41] Poporon
    Shut up!
[17:42] Poporon
    You look ridiculous, chumming
    around with humans and devils!
[17:45] Jashin
    You need to get over yourself!
[17:47] Jashin
    I'll kill you! Let's take this outside!
[17:51] Minos
    We're already outside!
[17:53] Yurine
    Stop it, Jashin-chan.
[17:55] Yurine
    Sorry for pressuring you to join us.
[17:58] Yurine
    Maybe some other time.
[18:01] Poporon
    Have a nice day.
[18:03] Jashin
    Damn that Noel-san!
[18:05] Minos
    She's an odd one, huh?
[18:07] Pekola
    She used to be my subordinate,
     but she's a bit twisted for an angel.
[18:13] Pekola
    She wasn't like that before...
[18:17] Jashin
    Who cares?! Let's just drink and sing!
[18:21] [SONG] Jashin
    Cherry blossoms, cherry blossoms
[18:26] [SONG] Jashin
    In fields, mountains, and villages
[18:31] [SONG] Jashin
    As far as the eye can see
[18:36] [SONG] Jashin
    Is that mist or clouds?
[18:40] [SONG] Jashin
    Fragrant in the rising sun
[18:41] Poporon
    Hmph. Ridiculous.
[18:44] Jashin
    Yay!
[18:47] Mei
    And you know what else?
[18:50] Mei
    All the others pick on me.
    They call me a weirdo.
[18:53] Medusa
    Oh, that's awful.
[18:57] Medusa
    I bet they've all forgotten about me...
SIGN    Mei Orochimaru Day
[19:00] Mei
    Yay!
[19:06] Jashin
    I'm a devil, but I haven't done anything bad
    in so long, I'm going through withdrawal.
SIGN    Saber
    Tiger
[19:13] Yurine
    Want to get bread for lunch?
[19:16] Jashin
    I'm more in the mood for rice.
[19:19] Yurine
    Really? I'm pretty sure you want bread.
[19:22] Jashin
    Not really. Rice is—
[19:25] Yurine
    No, your face says you want to eat bread.
[19:28] Jashin
    Fine.
[19:29] Yurine
    Right? It was written all over your face
    that you were dying for some bread.
[19:36] Yurine
    I just love the smell of bakeries.
[19:39] Jashin
    That's the smell of yeast.
[19:42] Yurine
    This new product looks really good.
[19:46] Yurine
    It is! I think I'll get this.
[19:51] Yurine
    This looks good, too.
[19:55] Yurine
    You didn't...
[19:56] Jashin
    The sign said "Help yourself."
[19:59] Yurine
    What kind of person interprets
     that as "eat all of them"?
[20:02] Jashin
    I'm not a person. I'm a dev—
[20:06] Jashin
    Um, okay, then...
[20:09] Jashin
    I'll tear the bread that
    the samples were for into pieces,
[20:13] Jashin
    stick toothpicks in them, and...
[20:15] Jashin
    See? Good as new!
[20:18] Yurine
    There's nothing "good as new" about that!
[20:20] Yurine
    What kind of idiot tears up one of
    the store's products to leave out?
[20:23] Yurine
    Apologize to the staff
    and pay for what you ruined!
[20:27] Jashin
    Okay...
SIGN    Ham Roll
SIGN    Chocolate Cornet
[20:32] Jashin
    I'll switch the price tag
    on the ham rolls...
[20:34] Jashin
    with the price tag on
    the chocolate cornets!
SIGN    Ham Roll
SIGN    Chocolate Cornet
SIGN    Ham Roll
[20:38] Jashin
    They're clearly chocolate cornets,
    but it says they're ham rolls!
[20:41] Jashin
    And vice versa!
[20:48] Yurine
    Why have you been doing
    naughty things all day?
[20:52] Jashin
    I'm always doing naughty things in secret.
    You just don't know about it.
[21:00] Jashin
    I have to follow my devil instincts
    to do bad sometimes, or I'll go mad!
[21:04] Yurine
    Medusa and Minos are devils, too,
    but they don't do anything bad or naughty.
[21:09] Jashin
    Well, there's individual variation, you know?
[21:12] Yurine
    Don't "you know?" me.
[21:15] Girl
    My balloon...
[21:17] Girl
    Mom, get it down!
[21:20] Mom
    I can't get it down
    from all the way up there.
[21:24] Mom
    Oh, dear.
[21:25] Yurine
    There you go. You're up.
[21:25] Girl
    My balloon...
[21:27] Jashin
    Up for what?
[21:28] Yurine
    Get her balloon for her.
[21:30] Jashin
    No way! Why should I help a human?
[21:33] Yurine
    Hmm... It'd be so easy with
    your physical abilities, though.
[21:39] Jashin
    Aw, well, that's true, but...
[21:43] Jashin
    I guess I have no choice!
[21:45] Yurine
    Even a snake can climb a tree
    if you flatter it enough.
[21:48] Jashin
    Hup...
[21:50] Jashin
    There! I got your balloon, human child—
[21:53] Jashin
    Uh, no way...
[21:55] Jashin
    Wait, hang on, kid!
[21:57] Jashin
    How were you holding this before?! Wait!
[22:02] Jashin
    Are you kidding me?!
SIGN    That's... Jashin-chan!
SIGN    I finally found her!
SIGN    Wait, Jashin-chan! Wait!
[23:32] Jashin
    Dropkick on My Devil will see you again!
[23:35] Jashin
    Hasta la vista, baby!
SIGN    The
    End

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[00:27] Jashin
    I'm back...
[00:29] Jashin
    everyone.
[00:32] Jashin
    You had a lot of nerve,
    turning your backs on me! But...
[00:36] Jashin
    I'll be back! I have returned!
[00:44] Jashin
    All 7.6 billion people
    on Earth, bear witness!
[00:48] Jashin
    The great monarch of fear has
    returned, only 19 years behind!
[00:51] Jashin
    If you wish to see Angolmois, look upon me!
[00:55] Jashin
    This is the new lethal move
    of the reborn Jashin-chan!
[00:58] Jashin
    Super Delicious Planetary Golden
    Special Reserve Gorgeous After-care Kid
[01:03] Jashin
    Plus Ultra Hyper Mega
     Romanée Conti Marvelous
[01:06] Jashin
    Delaware Extra Big Bang Overlord
    Giga Drill Cosmic Meteor...
[01:24] Jashin
    Moumantai No Problem
    C'est Bon Está Bien Nankurunaisa!
[01:27] Jashin
    The True Jashin-chan Dropkiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiii-hiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiick!
[02:01] Crowd
    Noel-tan!
[02:03] Poporon
    Thank you all!
[02:06] Pekola
    Nooooo!
SIGN    Bread 30 yen/loaf
SIGN    Sale
SIGN    Sold Out
[02:10] Minos
    Sorry, Granny.
[02:11] Medusa
    We won't forget about you again.
[02:13] Old Woman
    Oh, it's all right.
[02:17] Man
    Congratulations!
    We have a first-prize winner!
[02:23] Man
    Here's the first prize:
[02:25] Man
    a voucher for a one-night, two-day trip to
    a private beach, courtesy of Flex Tourism!
SIGN    Fin
[02:49] Jashin
    Beth!
[02:51] Jashin
    It's time to eat.
[02:56] Jashin
    Huh?
[02:57] Jashin
    Did you... get bigger?
[03:00] Jashin
    Pretty sure she was about this size
    before I went into outer space...
[03:05] Jashin
    We'll have to get you a bigger house
    before you don't fit in it anymore.
[03:09] Jashin
    I forgot she was a Beast of Gévaudan.
[03:13] Jashin
    Forget the dog house.
    She's gonna need a cage pretty soon.
[03:18] Jashin
    Will I be able to control
    a beast of Hell that easily?
[03:23] Jashin
    She might attack and eat me!
[03:29] Jashin
    Better kill her while I have the chance!
[03:31] Jashin
    Walking you is a royal pain, anyway.
[03:33] Jashin
    And your food's expensive.
    This is the perfect time to do it.
[03:36] Jashin
    So long, Beth!
[03:38] Jashin
    Here's my second-most lethal move
    after my killer dropkick!
[03:42] Jashin
    Take this! Royal Copenhagen!
[03:48] Jashin
    How can she give me that sweet,
    innocent look when I'm about to kill her?
[03:52] Jashin
    Those eyes say she trusts me
    completely as her master!
[03:57] Jashin
    But I have to kill her now! Right now!
[04:02] Jashin
    I can't do it!
[04:04] Jashin
    I've grown attached to her
    after all this time taking care of her.
[04:05] Jashin
    There, there. There, there.
[04:11] Jashin
    A proud beast of Hell is allowing
    itself to be bound by a leash,
[04:15] Jashin
    and giving up its freedom to live this life.
[04:18] Jashin
    She's so much like me.
[04:22] Jashin
    I'm sorry, Beth.
[04:27] Jashin
    C'mon, what's with you, Beth?
[04:29] Jashin
    Stop that! Don't try to tussle with me!
[04:31] Jashin
    Seriously, cut it out!
[04:45] Jashin
    Forget what I said.
    I have to kill her right now.
[04:48] Jashin
    I still have my left hand.
[04:51] Jashin
    Take this! Left-handed Royal Copenhagen!
[04:59] Jashin
    It didn't do a damn thing!
[05:03] Yurine
    Hello?
[05:06] Jashin
    Oh! Yurine!
[05:08] Jashin
    Long time no see!
    Were you lonely without me?
[05:12] Yurine
    You were gone? I didn't notice.
[05:15] Jashin
    Huh?
[05:16] Jashin
    That's so mean! I was gone
    for three whole light-years!
[05:19] Jashin
    Do you have any idea what a
    hard time I had trying to make it back?!
[05:23] Yurine
    Well, enough about that.
    You dropped this, Jashin-chan.
[05:26] Jashin
    Oh, th-that's right! This beast's
    gotten too big and powerful!
[05:30] Jashin
    I have to get rid of her now,
    or she'll kill me... uh, pretty soon...
[05:35] Yurine
    There, there. Good girl.
[05:37] Jashin
    Don't ignore me!
[05:39] Yurine
    Well, since you tried to
    punch Beth a minute ago...
[05:44] Yurine
    In the name of Beth...
[05:47] Yurine
    I'll punish you.
[05:57] Jashin
    It's plain as day that I'm the victim here!
[05:59] Jashin
    Why do I have to be punished?!
[06:01] Yurine
    I'll punish you.
[06:03] Jashin
    It's no use. She's just making it all worse.
    There's no point in talking to her.
[06:08] Yurine
    Would you prefer a punch or a kick?
[06:11] Yurine
    You can pick which one you want.
[06:13] Yurine
    Punch it is.
[06:19] Yurine
    Okay, time for us to have our dinner, too.
[06:22] Yurine
    I'll stick your hand back on with
    superglue. Bring it in with you.
[06:27] Jashin
    None of that made any sense...
[06:30] DevilA
    Swimsuit episode coming up!
    Keep your eyes peeled!
[06:54] Jashin
    Yay!
[06:56] Jashin
    We really do have the place to ourselves!
[07:00] Minos
    I can't believe you won first prize in a
    Suzuran Street shopping district lottery,
[07:05] Minos
    and got vouchers for six
     for a day at a private beach.
SIGN    You have such good luck, Yurine-chan.
[07:10] Yurine
    It happens.
[07:12] Medusa
    Say cheese!
[07:14] Jashin
    Yay!
[07:16] Pekola
    My Lord, please forgive me.
[07:18] Pekola
    I have once again given in to the devils'
    temptation and accompanied them.
[07:23] Pekola
    How deeply I have sinned...
[07:26] Pekola
    But you can't blame me, right?
[07:28] Pekola
    I had to come when I heard
    there'd be a barbecue!

[07:33] Pekola
    I haven't seen the sea in so long.
[07:35] Pekola
    Not since I swam in the Dead Sea
    about 3,000 years ago, I think.
[07:40] DevilA
    The Dead Sea isn't a "sea." It's a lake.
[07:43] Yurine
    Be sure to keep the beach clean.
[07:45] All
    Okay!
[07:46] Pekola
    Come to think of it...
[07:47] Yurine
    Take your trash home with you.
[07:50] All
    Okay!
[07:50] Pekola
    There seems to be a new devil
    I haven't seen before.
[07:53] Medusa
    Jashin-chan!
[07:55] Medusa
    You look so cute in that swimsuit!
[07:59] Jashin
    Not cute. Strong!
[08:01] Yurine
    Did you even need to put on a swimsuit?
[08:03] Jashin
    Oh, come on. Everyone wears
    a swimsuit to the beach.
[08:07] Jashin
    I don't get your standards
    for what "everyone" does.
[08:12] Medusa
    Pekola-chan!
[08:14] Pekola
    Wh-What is it?
[08:16] Jashin
    What was with that reaction?
[08:19] Medusa
    W-Wait, Jashin-chan...
[08:19] Pekola
    Uh, nothing...
[08:21] Minos
    What's up?
SIGN    What's wrong?
[08:22] Jashin
    What are you hiding? Let me see!
[08:26] Pekola
    No... P-Please don't...
[08:28] Jashin
    Don't be stingy! What's it gonna hurt?
[08:31] Pekola
    Don't!
[08:33] Yurine
    Stop it! Don't be a pest!
SIGN    Tajiri
[08:38] Jashin
    Tajiri?
[08:39] Jashin
    Is your family name Tajiri?
[08:41] Minos
    So you're Tajiri Pekola-chan?
SIGN    Hello!
SIGN    I came here from Hell to find Jashin-chan.
SIGN    My name is Persephone II.
SIGN    Nice to meet you, Tajiri-chan!
[08:52] Pekola
    N-Nice to meet you... Wait, no!
[08:54] Pekola
    This was just a hand-me-down from a coworker.
[08:57] Pekola
    You know I don't have a family name.
[09:00] Jashin
    Really, Tajiri?
[09:01] Minos
    Got it, Tajiri-chan!
SIGN    Tajiri-chan!
[09:03] Pekola
    I told you, I'm not Tajiri!
[09:06] Medusa
    U-Um, Pekola-chan...
[09:09] Medusa
    I'm sorry, I...
[09:11] Medusa
    I just wanted to say you
    looked cute in your swimsuit...
[09:15] Pekola
    Really?
[09:16] Yurine
    You sure do.
[09:18] Yurine
    It shouldn't be legal, really.
[09:20] Yurine
    You look good in it, Pekola.
[09:29] Poporon
    Squee!
[09:34] Jashin
    Ow, ow, ow!
[09:35] Jashin
    I can't wear sandals,
    and the sand is burning me.
[09:38] Jashin
    So I'm going in first!
[09:40] Medusa
    Jashin-chan! You need to stretch first!
[09:42] Jashin
    Shut up!
[09:45] Mei
    The Vega stance!
[09:47] Three
    One, two, three, four.
[09:50] Three
    One, two, three, four.
[09:52] Minos
    Can't forget to do our stretches first.
SIGN    Right!
[09:54] Pekola
    R-Right...
[10:04] Jashin
    M-My leg... I mean, my tail's c-cramping...
[10:08] Medusa
    That looks like so much fun.
[10:10] Medusa
    But I can't swim, so I guess
    I'll just make a sand castle.
[10:16] Medusa
    Scoopity-scoop, scoopity-scoop...
[10:24] Jashin
    I thought I was done for.
[10:26] Yusa
    Ice here!
[10:29] Yusa
    Who wants some delicious shaved ice?
[10:32] Jashin
    Hey, Yusa-Koji.
[10:33] Yusa
    Welcome.
[10:35] DevilA
    Hello, hello.
[10:36] Jashin
    Heya, slay ya...
[10:38] Jashin
    Love and throb and French kiss ya!
[10:40] Jashin
    And a heart-pounding deep kiss, too!
[10:42] DevilA
    A "French kiss" and a "deep kiss"
     are the same thing.
[10:46] Jashin
    Gimme a shaved ice.
[10:51] Jashin
    Nothing beats crunchy, ice-cold shaved ice!
[10:58] Jashin
    You want some, Tajiri?
[11:01] Jashin
    Then, run in a circle
    three times and bark like a dog.
[11:05] Pekola
    Woof!
[11:07] Jashin
    You actually did it!
[11:09] Pekola
    Sh-Shaved ice...
[11:10] Jashin
    You don't get any yet!
[11:12] Jashin
    Gimme your paw!
[11:13] Yurine
    Jashin-chan...
[11:16] Yurine
    What exactly are you making Pekola do?
[11:19] Jashin
    I-I'm not doing anything!
    The shaved ice... Uh, I mean, Pekola wanted—
[11:23] Yurine
    Looks like I haven't disciplined
    you enough quite yet.
[11:27] Yurine
    Jashin-chan, you'll get a sunburn.
[11:31] Yurine
    Let me give you my parasol.
[11:33] Jashin
    Why'd you say that, then close it?
[11:37] Jashin
    U...
[11:37] Jashin
    V...
[11:38] Jashin
    blocking!
[11:46] Medusa
    Yay!
SIGN    Wow! Wow! Wow!
[11:52] Yurine
    Here.
[11:54] Yurine
    To apologize for Jashin-chan bullying you.
[11:57] Pekola
    A-Are you sure? Thank you.
[12:00] Pekola
    Ice... Ice...
[12:04] Pekola
    It's so cold and delicious!
[12:06] Pekola
    And this ache in my head is indescribable!
[12:09] Yusa
    How do you like the flavor?
[12:13] Pekola
    A d-devil?
[12:15] Pekola
    Oh, no! Did a devil make this shaved ice?
[12:19] Yusa
    Do you like it?
[12:24] Pekola
    Y-Yes. It tastes very good.
[12:27] Yusa
    I'm so glad.
[12:28] Pekola
    B-But I...
[12:34] Pekola
    C-Can I help you?
[12:36] Jashin
    Hey, Koji.
[12:38] Jashin
    It's rude to stare at people.
[12:41] Yurine
    You're giving lectures now?
[12:43] Jashin
    The next name I'm gonna give you
    after Mimori is Tsugumitsu!
[12:46] Yusa
    Who's that supposed to be?
[12:48] DevilA
    A military leader in Suzu District
    of Noto Province: Yusa Tsugumitsu!
[12:51] Jashin
    Yusa-Koji! She's an angel!
    Let your guard down and she'll kill you!
[12:58] Yurine
    What is it?
[13:02] Yurine
    She says she feels safer with the
    angel than with you, Jashin-chan.
[13:06] Jashin
    What?!
[13:06] Jashin
    Damn you, Koji Mimori Tsugumitsu!
[13:09] Yurine
    Stop that.
[13:10] Yurine
    Otherwise, I'll skin you
    and rub salt all over you.
[13:13] Pekola
    She feels so nice and cool.
[13:22] Jashin
    What kind of stupid devil
    makes friends with an angel?!
[13:26] Jashin
    Dummy! Moron!
[13:29] Jashin
    Idiot!
[13:44] Jashin
    Seriously, what's with all of them?
[13:56] Jashin
    They're all just stupid.
SIGN    I think it's about done.
[14:14] Minos
    What the heck is that?!
SIGN    It's a kraken!
[14:16] Yurine
    Kraken? Like the one
    in Norse mythology?
SIGN    Yeah!
[14:21] Medusa
    Jashin-chan!
[14:22] Jashin
    M-Medusa!
[14:24] Jashin
    Hurry up and help me!
[14:25] Jashin
    Help... Huh-Huh-Hell! Hell!
[14:28] Jashin
    Hell me! Hell me! Wait, what?
[14:30] Medusa
    Uh, I don't think I'm the one to ask—
[14:33] Jashin
    Just hurry up and hello me already!
[14:35] Medusa
    Um...
[14:36] Medusa
    Kraken-san!
[14:38] Medusa
    Could you please put Jashin-chan down?
[14:43] Jashin
    Are you a moron?!
[14:45] Jashin
    Whoa!
[14:47] Medusa
    Jashin-chan!
[14:49] Jashin
    Something just cracked...
[14:51] Jashin
    I-If you're gonna eat someone,
    that girl tastes better than me.
[14:54] Jashin
    Medusa, take my place!
    My life is worth more than yours!
[15:00] Jashin
    Hey! Over there! Look over there!
[15:02] Jashin
    You can just eat that one.
[15:04] Minos
    Oh, boy.
[15:05] Jashin
    Go on! Doesn't she look tasty?
SIGN    So shameful.
[15:07] Jashin
    Go eat her already!
[15:07] Pekola
    Truly shameful.
[15:09] Jashin
    Go on, go on, go on!
[15:10] Jashin
    Wait, seriously?! Hang on! Don't eat me!
[15:15] Minos
    It ate her.
SIGN    It sure did.
[15:17] Pekola
    Th-That's not what you should be saying!
[15:19] Pekola
    Her behavior was shameful,
    but she's your friend, isn't she?!
[15:22] Pekola
    You have to save her, shameful or not!
[15:26] Yurine
    I guess we have no choice.
[15:28] Yurine
    Seafood just went to
    the top of our menu tonight.
[15:31] Pekola
    Where'd that weapon come from?
[15:32] Minos
    Yeah, guess we have no choice.
SIGN    In that case, I'll...
SIGN    be cheering you on!
[15:39] Minos
    Well, let's do this!
[15:49] Minos
    Devil Blow!
[15:53] Minos
    Huh?
[16:28] Pekola
    Are you all right?
[16:29] Medusa
    Y-Yes...
[16:58] Jashin
    Hey, your armor looks
    really cool! Let me borrow it!
[17:01] Medusa
    W-Wait, Jashin-chan...
[17:03] Woman Warrior
    Uh, next time, okay?
[17:04] Jashin
    You'd better!
[17:06] Jashin
    I'm dead. I'm so dead.
SIGN    Your body's melting.
[17:11] Medusa
    Are you okay, Jashin-chan?
[17:13] Jashin
    You know I'm not.
[17:15] Jashin
    This never would've happened if she
    hadn't summoned me in the first place.
[17:20] Jashin
    This happened because she summoned me
    and dragged me to the beach.
[17:25] Jashin
    Just look at me!
[17:27] Jashin
    It's all her fault. All Yurine's fault!
[17:33] Jashin
    I hate her...
[17:35] Jashin
    I hate her!
SIGN    This is...
[17:38] Medusa
    J-Jashin-chan?!
[17:48] Jashin
    Heed my call, ancient woman warrior!
[17:53] Jashin
    Amazon!
[18:04] Woman Warrior
    What? Right here?
[18:05] Jashin
    Just shut up and take it off!
[18:07] Woman Warrior
    Whoa... W-Wait a...
[18:07] Jashin
    Come on, come on! All of it!
[18:10] Woman Warrior
    Oh, no!
[18:18] Jashin
    Check out how cool I look!
    I'm like some evil soldier!
[18:21] Woman Warrior
    H-How could you?
[18:23] Jashin
    Now I can win! It's really the end this time!
[18:27] Jashin
    So long, Yurine!
[18:30] Yurine
    You truly never learn, do you?
[18:33] Yurine
    Fine. I'll take you on.
[18:38] Yurine
    Explosion reél. Jove le synapse.
[18:43] Yurine
    Ce monde disparaître!
[19:04] Jashin
    Huh?
[19:05] Yurine
    Ici maintenant représenter
    làppance de la vérité!
[19:13] Yurine
    Sors!
[19:14] Yurine
    La bête!
[19:25] Jashin
    Beth?!
[19:29] Jashin
    Hmph! Both you and Yurine
    will soon be rust on my blade!
[19:40] Yurine
    Beth!
[20:10] Jashin
    Oh, that's it!
[20:11] Jashin
    Take this! Full Armor Jashin-chan Dropkick!
[20:23] DevilA
    Their battle...
[20:26] DevilA
    shall continue!
[21:22] Medusa
    This is good!
[21:27] Medusa
    Yep! It's the kraken from before!
[21:31] Minos
    Lemme try it!
[21:33] Minos
    That's good!
SIGN    Let me try some, too!
[21:39] Pekola
    I can't believe they can
    eat that like it's no big deal.
SIGN    Here's a piece for you, too, Pekola-chan.
[21:46] Pekola
    I'll never eat something like...
    I mean, I'm already full—
SIGN    Here.
[21:57] Pekola
    It's delicious!
[22:00] Yurine
    Eat all you like, Pekola.
SIGN    I'll get another one, then!
[22:04] Pekola
    Th-Thank you...
[22:21] Yurine
    It's hard to eat with your left hand, right?
[22:30] Jashin
    I-I'm not a child! I can eat by myself!
[22:34] Jashin
    I'm perfectly fine without your help!
[22:37] Jashin
    Mind your own business!
[22:41] Yurine
    A meal like this should be enjoyable.
[22:43] Jashin
    O-Okay, okay! I'll have some, then!
[22:46] Yurine
    Good. Open up.
[22:49] Jashin
    Uh, not that, though, please...
[22:51] Yurine
    Just open up already.
[23:04] Jashin
    Ah, that's delicious—
[23:10] Pekola
    You're closer to the witch than I thought.
[23:14] Jashin
    Wha... Tajiri!
[23:15] Minos
    They're not close.
[23:17] Jashin
    Th-That's right!
[23:18] Minos
    They're more than that, right?
[23:19] Jashin
    We are not!
[23:20] Medusa
    Aw, don't be shy.
SIGN    Just be honest.
[23:24] Jashin
    Excuse me, you little brat?!
[23:26] Yurine
    Sheesh. Just be honest already.
[23:29] All
    Just be honest!
[23:36] Jashin
    Damn it! I'll murder all of you!