Season 1
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[00:01] DevilA
The rules for summoning a devil:
[00:04] DevilA
A devil summoned from Hell by a spell
can only be returned to Hell using a spell.
[00:11] DevilA
A human who summons a devil
becomes that devil's master.
[00:14] DevilA
Unless the human gives their life
in atonement for using the spell,
[00:18] DevilA
the devil is bound to the human realm.
[00:23] Delivery
Delivery!
[00:25] Yurine
Coming.
[00:26] Jashin
It was a dream?
[00:28] Delivery
Sign here.
[00:28] Jashin
No, I can't really call that a dream...
[00:31] Delivery
Thanks a lot!
[00:33] Jashin
It's wrong to lie!
[02:07] DevilA
The Tokyo metropolis.
[02:10] DevilA
In one corner of this world,
a bittersweet drama unfolds again today.
[02:38] Jashin
Time to get this sukiyaki party started!
[02:43] Jashin
I got some great beef today! It's grade A5!
[02:47] Yurine
It's not like you're the one who got it.
[02:49] Jashin
D-Don't worry about
the little things!
[02:52] Jashin
Okay, let's get started!
[02:54] Jashin
We spread some beef tallow
inside a thoroughly heated pan.
[02:59] Jashin
And then, we cook the green onions.
[03:03] Jashin
This brings out the aroma!
[03:04] Minos
Ah, smells great!
[03:06] Medusa
It really does smell nice!
[03:09] Jashin
Once they're golden brown,
we take 'em out for now, and we cook the beef.
[03:13] Medusa
Wow!
[03:15] Pekola
My Lord, please forgive me.
[03:17] Pekola
I am an angel, yet I have
come to a witch's Sabbat...
[03:22] Pekola
Hanazono Yurine...
[03:23] Pekola
What was your objective in
kidnapping this starving angel?
[03:28] Pekola
No! No matter how poor I am,
I cannot face my Lord like this!
[03:34] Jashin
We quickly cook both sides of the beef.
[03:36] Minos
Beef! Beef! Beef!
[03:39] Jashin
And once the beef's all
cooked through, we add in...
[03:41] Jashin
Jashin-chan's special sukiyaki stock!
[03:45] Jashin
Just drizzle it over the whole pan!
[03:52] Pekola
Th-This is...
[03:53] Jashin
The stock came out fantastic today!
[03:57] Jashin
I'm a genius!
[04:00] Jashin
Now, time for the veggies. Once they
take on the color of the stock, it's done!
[04:04] Minos
I envy you, Yurine-chan.
[04:05] Medusa
Jashin-chan, let me help you.
[04:07] Minos
I can't believe you have a relative
who sends you this great beef.
[04:10] Yurine
They don't send it to me that often.
[04:13] Jashin
That's right! It's rare that
we have beef in our sukiyaki!
[04:19] Jashin
It usually looks like this.
SIGN Napa
Cabbage
SIGN Enoki
Mushrooms
SIGN Konjac
Noodles
SIGN No Beef
[04:23] Minos
I guess we were lucky today.
[04:25] Jashin
You should shave some meat off one of your
relatives and send it to me as thanks.
[04:31] Minos
But that would make me a cannibal.
[04:34] Jashin
Ah, the meat's almost cooked.
[04:40] Pekola
It looks delicious...
[04:41] Medusa
Oh, Pekola-chan. Here's an egg.
[04:43] Pekola
O-Oh, thank you...
[04:45] Jashin
Let's eat!
[04:46] Minos
Don't mind if I do!
[04:47] Pekola
Well, I suppose it's only
natural. I was so hungry.
[04:52] Pekola
I'm sure my Lord will forgive me.
[04:53] Jashin
It's so good!
[04:55] Minos
It melts in my mouth! Yum!
[04:58] Yurine
Not bad.
[05:00] Jashin
Hey! Pekola!
[05:01] Jashin
What are you doing here?!
[05:04] Jashin
This is a dining table for devils.
[05:06] Jashin
You're from Heaven, which means you
shouldn't be allowed to partake with us!
[05:12] Minos
Huh? Pekola-chan, you're an angel?
[05:14] Jashin
You didn't know?
[05:15] Pekola
You invited me.
[05:18] (Flashback) Jashin
Hey, Pekola! I'm making sukiyaki
today! You'd better come!
[05:21] (Flashback) Pekola
Suki...
[05:22] Medusa
Jashin-chan...
[05:23] Minos
What are you talking about?
[05:25] Jashin
A-A-As if I can remember
things from so long ago!
[05:27] Jashin
I don't need this from a fool who lost
her halo and can't return to Heaven!
[05:31] Pekola
Th-That's...
[05:32] Minos
C'mon, cut it out.
[05:34] Jashin
Shut up! You stay out of this!
[05:37] Yurine
Jashin-chan.
[05:38] Jashin
Huh?!
[05:39] Yurine
When we eat, we should have fun.
[05:41] Jashin
But...
[05:42] Yurine
When we eat, we should get along.
[05:45] Yurine
Right?
[05:46] Jashin
Right.
[05:48] Jashin
It was all just a joke!
Let's be friends, Pekola!
[05:52] Pekola
Wh-Where is this coming from now?
[05:53] Jashin
Here! I'll get some for you, Pekola!
[05:57] Jashin
We're good friends!
[05:57] Medusa
Honestly, Jashin-chan...
[05:59] Minos
For real.
[06:00] Jashin
Here, fallen angel.
SIGN Enoki
Mushrooms
SIGN Napa
Cabbage
SIGN Konjac
Noodles
[06:03] Pekola
There's... no meat...
[06:05] Jashin
Ah, it's so good! Nothing beats wagyu beef.
[06:09] Pekola
Um, may I have some meat, too?
[06:11] Jashin
Eat that.
[06:13] Jashin
Once your bowl is filled, you have
to eat it all before you can have more.
[06:17] Jashin
That's our rule here.
[06:19] Jashin
Wagyu beef's so good!
[06:21] Jashin
Yummy beef! So yummy!
[06:23] Pekola
First of all, I'm an angel,
not a fallen angel.
[06:27] Jashin
Yum!
[06:29] Pekola
The konjac noodles and napa
cabbage are also good, but...
[06:32] Jashin
So good!
[06:37] Pekola
Meat...
SIGN Yummy...
SIGN Beef...
[06:42] DevilA
"Beef... Yummy..."
SIGN Beef...
SIGN Yummy...
SIGN Beef...
SIGN Yummy...
[06:51] Pekola
I've finally finished all of it.
[06:53] Pekola
Napa cabbage is quite filling.
[06:56] Pekola
This time, I'll have mea—
[06:56] Jashin
Pekola, you're all done?
[06:58] Jashin
I'll get you a refill!
[07:00] Jashin
Here you go, fallen angel. Your food's ready.
SIGN Konjac
Noodles
SIGN Napa
Cabbage
SIGN Enoki
Mushrooms
SIGN Konjac
Noodles
SIGN Napa
Cabbage
SIGN Enoki
Mushrooms
SIGN Konjac
Noodles
SIGN Napa
Cabbage
SIGN Enoki
Mushrooms
SIGN Konjac
Noodles
SIGN Napa
Cabbage
SIGN Enoki
Mushrooms
SIGN Konjac
Noodles
SIGN Napa
Cabbage
SIGN Enoki
Mushrooms
[07:04] Medusa
Come on now, Jashin-chan!
Why are you being so mean?
[07:08] Medusa
I swear, you're so childish.
[07:11] Minos
There's nothing good about you.
[07:13] Medusa
Here, Pekola-chan. Open up.
[07:23] Medusa
Is it good?
[07:25] Pekola
It's delicious.
[07:26] Medusa
I'm so glad!
[07:28] Pekola
A-An angel...
[07:30] Jashin
I can't tell who's the angel anymore.
[07:33] Yurine
Here, Pekola. Have some more meat.
[07:35] Yurine
You don't have to worry about any rules.
[07:39] Yurine
Here.
[07:40] Jashin
Damn it! You're all being too nice to Pekola!
[07:43] Jashin
And Medusa and Minos, you're devils!
Don't take the angel's side!
[07:47] Yurine
Pay no attention to her.
[07:49] Jashin
Y-Yurine...
[07:52] Jashin
Well, if that's how you're all gonna be...
[07:56] Jashin
I'll eat all the meat!
[08:18] Minos
Wait...
[08:19] Medusa
You're not...
[08:22] Jashin
All done!
[08:24] Medusa
J-J-J-Jashin-chan!
[08:25] Pekola
The meat...
[08:26] Minos
Jashin-chan! What did you do that for?!
[08:30] Yurine
We had all that meat...
[08:35] Yurine
You ruined our fun dinner, Jashin-chan.
[08:39] Yurine
What are you going to do about this?
[08:42] Yurine
You'll have to do something or...
[08:46] Jashin
Wh-What's this? You wanna fight?
You ready for this?
[08:49] Medusa
I-I'll just go buy more mea—
[08:52] Yurine
There's not enough meat.
[08:57] Jashin
I'll kill you before you kill me!
[08:59] Jashin
I can't get back to Hell
because you summoned me here,
[09:03] Jashin
and I'm gonna put all my
resentment into one finishing blow!
[09:07] Jashin
Jashin-chan Dropkick!
[09:10] Jashin
Only minutes in, and it's already
the last episode special!
[09:13] Jashin
The rest of the series
will be recap episodes!
[09:20] Yurine
You dumb reptile.
SIGN You dumb reptile*!
SIGN You dumb reptile!*
[09:28] Yurine
Here we have sliced snake meat.
[09:31] Yurine
And there's plenty.
[09:33] Medusa
I'll just go buy some meat...
[09:35] Jashin
It's too late now.
[09:36] Minos
I wonder if it tastes good.
[09:38] Pekola
Hanazono Yurine is terrifying...
[09:45] Pekola
Hey, snake meat goes down
easier than I thought.
[09:55] Jashin
What's the password?
[09:57] Medusa
Huh? U-Uh...
[10:00] Jashin
Samba rhythm is...
[10:01] Medusa
Cannibalism.
[10:03] Jashin
You may come in!
[10:05] Medusa
You scared me.
[10:07] Medusa
I think you're being a little
too cautious, Jashin-chan.
[10:10] Jashin
You can't let your guard
down in the human realm!
[10:15] Medusa
Jashin-chan, I was thinking and...
[10:20] Jashin
What is it?
[10:22] Medusa
This...
[10:23] Jashin
Hey, it's the thing I asked for!
You bought it for me?!
[10:27] Jashin
Huh?
[10:30] Medusa
Jashin-chan, you're thinking of
doing something bad, aren't you?
[10:33] Jashin
Yep.
[10:34] Jashin
Come on! Do you even
know what you just bought?
[10:38] Medusa
You can't! I saw something
on TV on my way here!
[10:40] TV
The perpetrator is still on the run.
[10:42] TV
The police continue to scour the scene.
[10:45] TV
As for the murder weapon...
[10:47] Medusa
It was...
[10:48] Jashin
That's right, Medusa.
[10:51] Jashin
This is the weapon humans
so often use in assaults.
[10:57] Jashin
A crowbar!
[10:59] Jashin
I had an epiphany.
[11:01] Jashin
I realized why, in this day-to-day life,
[11:03] Jashin
where we sleep, eat, wake up,
watch TV, and eat again,
[11:07] Jashin
we see crowbars mentioned
on the news all day long.
[11:12] Jashin
Yes! It's because the crowbar is the perfect
weapon for dealing fatal blows to humans!
[11:17] Jashin
This'll knock Yurine out in a heartbeat!
[11:20] Medusa
Don't, Jashin-chan!
[11:21] Medusa
If you hit Yurine-san with that, she'll die!
[11:24] Jashin
I just said it would knock her out.
[11:28] Jashin
I'll kill her in one blow!
[11:31] DevilA
O-Ouch! Please stop! Spare me!
SIGN One blow...?
[11:34] Jashin
I won't stop, and I absolutely won't spare you!
[11:37] Jashin
Woohoo! I'll smash Yurine's
brains out until there's nothing left!
[11:44] Jashin
This is getting fun.
[11:46] Jashin
Even better, it was Medusa
who bought the crowbar.
[11:49] Jashin
I won't be suspected of anything,
and my wallet won't take a hit, either.
[11:54] Jashin
It's the perfect crime!
[11:56] Medusa
Oh, Jashin-chan,
you're acting just like a devil.
[11:59] Jashin
I'm not "just like" a devil. I am a devil.
[12:02] Medusa
God, please exact divine
punishment on Jashin-chan!
[12:05] Jashin
Hey, come on. Don't forget you're a devil, too.
SIGN Beth
[12:11] Yurine
I'm home.
[12:12] Jashin
Welcome back!
[12:13] Medusa
W-Welcome back.
[12:15] Yurine
Oh, you're here, Medusa? Hi.
[12:18] Medusa
Thanks for having me.
[12:20] Jashin
Medusa bought the DVD you've
been wanting with her own money.
[12:25] Jashin
You must be tired, right? You should
take some time out to rejuvenate.
[12:28] Yurine
Really? Thanks, Medusa.
[12:31] Medusa
N-No problem...
[12:33] Jashin
Here you go.
[12:39] Yurine
Can I watch it now?
[12:41] Jashin
Of course, of course. Right now.
[12:44] Medusa
Don't mind me...
[12:53] Foreigner
Holy shit!
[12:59] Foreigner
Hey! I remember your voice!
[13:00] Jashin
Getting complacent, are we, Yurine?
[13:01] Foreigner
Are you... George?!
[13:02] Jashin
While your attention is on that DVD,
I'll bash in your cranium!
[13:03] Foreigner
Hey! George! It's me, Tony!
[13:08] Jashin
This is the end.
[13:13] Jashin
Adios, Yurine. I'm providing
a special service today.
[13:17] Jashin
I'm going to show all of our
viewers what it looks like
[13:21] Jashin
when a human's brains are bashed out!
[13:28] Yurine
Hup.
[13:30] Jashin
How'd you know?
[13:31] Yurine
You said all of that out loud.
It dragged on forever, too.
[13:35] Jashin
Hey, sound guy! This is
meant to be a monologue!
[13:37] Jashin
Retake! Retake!
[13:39] Jashin
Cut! Cut! Cut!
[13:40] Yurine
Who are you talking to?
[13:42] Jashin
It was Medusa!
[13:43] Jashin
I didn't want to do it,
but she threatened me!
[13:46] Medusa
What?! That's mean!
Why would you lie like that?
[13:49] Jashin
Hey! Medusa, that's low!
Are you trying to trap me?!
[13:53] Yurine
Disgraceful.
[13:56] Yurine
Jashin-chan...
[14:00] Yurine
You know what this means, right?
[14:02] Jashin
You leave me no choice.
[14:05] Jashin
Time for my ultimate secret move
that shatters the heart itself!
SIGN My Secret Move That Shatters the Heart Itself
[14:09] Jashin
Jashin-chan Dropkick!
[14:22] Medusa
J-J-J-Jashin-chan?!
[14:30] Jashin
I can't get up.
[14:32] Jashin
My spine is broken.
[14:39] Jashin
What is that?
[14:42] Yurine
I haven't finished you off yet.
[14:45] Yurine
I'm taking this opportunity to give
our viewers a fanservice shot,
[14:49] Yurine
by letting them see every part
of you spill out onto the floor
[14:54] Yurine
and get turned into mincemeat.
[14:55] Jashin
No!
[14:56] Jashin
Don't, Yurine!
[14:57] Jashin
No! No!
[15:01] Jashin
No!
[15:06] DevilA
You're just gonna pretend
you didn't see that?!
[15:11] Medusa
This room was stained red that day.
[15:16] Medusa
But what turned it crimson?
[15:18] Medusa
Was it the sun setting behind the building...
[15:21] Medusa
or Jashin-chan being minced?
[15:23] Medusa
I just don't know!
[15:26] Jashin
Don't go doing this just 'cause
I have regenerative powers.
[15:31] Yurine
Will we be able to remove the mosaic blur from
Jashin-chan before the commercials are over?
[15:37] Medusa
I just don't know!
[15:40] DevilA
The murder weapon was the chainsaw itself.
[15:49] Yurine
I see you still have the mosaic blur.
[15:51] Jashin
Don't worry. It'll come off soon enough.
[15:57] Jashin
I'll get the room all cleaned up, too!
Everything'll be fine!
[16:02] Yurine
Okay.
[16:04] Jashin
I'll go all-out for dinner tonight,
so come home early!
[16:08] Jashin
Off you go!
[16:10] Yurine
See you later.
SIGN Mosaic Filter
SIGN Add Mosaic Blur
SIGN Remove Mosaic Blur
SIGN Remove Mosaic Blur
SIGN Complete
SIGN The mosaic blur has been removed from you.
[16:17] Jashin
The blur was fake.
SIGN Tomato
Juice
SIGN Tomato
Juice
SIGN Tomato
Juice
SIGN Tomato
Juice
[16:21] Jashin
Now Yurine won't know I've fully recovered.
SIGN Yurine's
Birthday
[16:26] Jashin
Today is Yurine's birthday.
[16:28] Jashin
I'll invite everyone over
and throw her a big party.
[16:32] Jashin
A surprise party to celebrate her death!
SIGN Fortunes
[16:36] Jashin
After all, my horoscope for today is excellent!
SIGN Fortunes
SIGN Horoscopes
SIGN Fortune Ranking
SIGN for October 31
SIGN Scorpio
Birthdate: 10/23-11/21
SIGN Let it all rip!
Should be a very
exciting day?!
SIGN Horoscopes
SIGN Fortune Ranking
SIGN for October 31
SIGN Scorpio
Birthdate: 10/23-11/21
SIGN Let it all rip!
Should be a very
exciting day?!
SIGN Horoscopes
SIGN Fortune Ranking
SIGN for October 31
SIGN Scorpio
Birthdate: 10/23-11/21
SIGN Let it all rip!
Should be a very
exciting day?!
SIGN Horoscopes
SIGN Fortune Ranking
SIGN for October 31
SIGN Scorpio
Birthdate: 10/23-11/21
SIGN Let it all rip!
Should be a very
exciting day?!
SIGN Horoscopes
SIGN Fortune Ranking
SIGN for October 31
SIGN Scorpio
Birthdate: 10/23-11/21
SIGN Let it all rip!
Should be a very
exciting day?!
SIGN Horoscopes
SIGN Fortune Ranking
SIGN for October 31
SIGN Scorpio
Birthdate: 10/23-11/21
SIGN Let it all rip!
Should be a very
exciting day?!
[16:39] Jashin
I got Medusa to secretly order
a cake along with my lucky item.
SIGN Horoscopes
SIGN Fortune Ranking
SIGN for October 31
SIGN Scorpio
Birthdate: 10/23-11/21
SIGN Let it all rip!
Should be a very
exciting day?!
SIGN Fortune Ranking
SIGN for October 31
SIGN Scorpio
Birthdate: 10/23-11/21
SIGN Let it all rip!
Should be a very
exciting day?!
SIGN Scorpio
Birthdate: 10/23-11/21
SIGN Let it all rip!
Should be a very
exciting day?!
SIGN Let it all rip!
Should be a very
exciting day?!
SIGN Let it all rip!
Should be a very
exciting day?!
SIGN Lucky Item:
Stun Gun
[16:44] Jashin
With my lucky item to back me up...
[16:46] Jashin
Ah, this is gonna be a piece of cake!
SIGN Break
[16:50] DevilA
Break.
[16:54] Medusa
Here's what you asked for.
[16:56] Jashin
Oh, great! You bought it for me!
[16:59] Jashin
Sorry to make you pay all the time!
[17:02] Medusa
Don't do this, Jashin-chan!
[17:04] Medusa
Don't add any more crimes to your rap sheet!
[17:06] Minos
Jashin-chan, are you trying to pick
a fight with Yurine-chan again?
[17:10] Pekola
You know she's going to
beat you at your own game.
[17:12] Jashin
Hmph! What are you talking about?
[17:15] Jashin
I've got my lucky item to back me up today.
[17:19] Jashin
And Medusa, what "rap sheet"?
I haven't committed a single crime.
[17:25] Pekola
Only because you fail every time.
[17:28] Jashin
Very well. I'll explain the plan
so you all understand.
[17:32] Yurine
I'm home.
[17:33] Jashin
First, Yurine comes home
with no idea what's going on.
[17:37] All
Happy birthday, Yurine-chan!
[17:37] Jashin
We surprise her with a party
so she lets her guard down.
[17:40] Pekola
How could I, an angel, participate in
a Sabbat celebrating a witch's birthday?
[17:43] Jashin
Don't interrupt my explanation!
[17:46] Jashin
Ahem.
[17:47] Jashin
She lets her guard down.
[17:49] Jashin
Yurine, here's a present for you!
[17:49] Jashin
Then I immediately hand her a present...
[17:51] Jashin
which is actually the stun gun
I had Medusa buy! Ta-da!
[17:55] Jashin
I zap her with it,
[17:57] Jashin
and she's stunned, leaving her immobile!
[18:00] Jashin
Then I deal the finishing
blow with a kitchen knife...
[18:03] Jashin
by slicing her guts open.
[18:05] Jashin
It's perfect!
[18:07] Minos
It'll never work.
[18:08] Pekola
You're going to fail again.
[18:09] Jashin
It will work! My horoscope
said I have the best luck!
[18:12] Jashin
And I've got my lucky item to back me up!
[18:14] Yurine
Huh.
[18:17] Jashin
Yurine? Why...
[18:19] Yurine
You told me to come home early.
[18:22] Minos
Whoops. So much for the surprise.
[18:26] Medusa
I'm sorry. We haven't
started making dinner yet.
[18:29] Jashin
Medusa told me to do it! I had no choice!
[18:32] Medusa
Huh?!
[18:33] Pekola
You passed the buck quick.
[18:34] Minos
Just give it up and apologize.
[18:37] Jashin
There's no going back now!
[18:39] Jashin
Take this, Yurine!
[18:41] Jashin
It's my birthday present to you!
[18:44] Jashin
Die!
[18:49] Jashin
Huh?
[18:53] Jashin
This is a shaver!
All it does is shave facial hair!
[18:57] Jashin
What do you want me to shave, exactly?!
[18:59] Jashin
Damn you, Medusa! You betrayed me!
[19:02] Medusa
I wanted to stop you from—
[19:04] Jashin
Save it for when you're asleep in Hell!
[19:06] Yurine
You might be the one
who'll be sleeping in Hell soon.
[19:10] Jashin
Uh, is that... a stun gun?
[19:13] Yurine
How did you not notice? October 31st...
[19:18] Yurine
I'm a Scorpio, too.
SIGN Scorpio
Birthdate: 10/23-11/21
[19:23] Minos
Okay, let's put up the decorations.
[19:26] Pekola
Right.
[19:27] Medusa
I'll prepare dinner.
[19:29] Yurine
Of course, Jashin-chan...
[19:31] Yurine
You know what this means, right?
SIGN Yurine's
Birthday
[19:35] Jashin
Yes.
[19:39] Minos
Yurine-chan, happy birthday!
[19:39] Pekola
Hanazono Yurine, happy birthday!
[19:39] Medusa
Yurine-san, happy birthday!
[19:43] Yurine
Thanks, everyone.
[19:44] Medusa
Here's an egg for you, Yurine-san.
[19:46] Yurine
Thanks.
[19:47] Minos
Yurine-chan, I'll get some meat for you.
[19:58] Yurine
This is good. You've seasoned it well.
[20:01] Medusa
Oh, Jashin-chan made this earlier.
[20:06] Yurine
Did she now?
[20:14] Pekola
Um, is she all right?
[20:17] Minos
Hm? Oh, she's fine. She can regenerate.
[20:22] Pekola
Still...
[20:23] Medusa
Jashin-chan will regenerate. She'll be fine.
[20:29] Jashin
Hey. Medusa.
[20:30] Jashin
Help me.
[20:33] Jashin
Help me.
[20:37] Jashin
Minos.
[20:40] Yurine
Jashin-chan...
[20:43] Yurine
Are you sorry?
[20:47] Yurine
Really?
[20:51] Yurine
You're sorry?
[20:55] Yurine
Oh, all right.
[20:59] Yurine
I'll forgive you.
[21:07] Yurine
Want to eat with us, Jashin-chan?
[21:10] Jashin
I can't move.
[21:12] Yurine
I'll feed it to you.
[21:15] Yurine
Medusa went to the trouble
of making it, after all.
[21:18] Yurine
Here.
[21:19] Yurine
Beef tallow.
[21:24] Pekola
Oh, right.
[21:26] Pekola
This is a Sabbat...
[21:33] Yurine
Okay, everyone, I'm taking the picture.
[21:43] Yurine
Come on, you need to smile, too.
[21:47] Jashin
Hmph. I've suffered enough today.
[21:51] Yurine
I had a pretty good time, though.
[21:55] Jashin
You better had. I gave
of my own flesh to celebra—
[21:59] Yurine
Here it comes.
[22:01] Minos
Okay, one, two, three...
[22:01] Jashin
If Yurine's a Scorpio, too...
[22:03] All
Happy birthday!
[22:06] Jashin
Where's my birthday party?!
[23:40] Jashin
When the summer heat's left me feeling
listless, I hear a knock on the door.
[23:45] Jashin
A visitor from Hell. A snow lady so cruel,
she'll make your spine freeze.
[23:50] Jashin
Dropkick on My Devil returns next
time with a lariat to your heart!
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SIGN Beth
[01:46] Jashin
So hot...
[01:47] Jashin
This thing you humans call
"summer" is way too hot.
[01:51] Yurine
Deal with it.
[01:53] Jashin
I can't.
[01:56] Yurine
Deal—
[01:57] Jashin
I can't deal with it!
[02:01] Jashin
We are aliens...
[02:04] Yurine
No, you're devils.
[02:06] Jashin
Why don't you have one of those machines
that blows cold air in this room?
[02:11] Yurine
An air conditioner?
[02:12] Yurine
As if I could afford one of those.
[02:16] Jashin
If you need money,
just have Medusa pay for it!
SIGN Inbox
SIGN Minos
SIGN Re: Meat for the sukiyaki
SIGN Medusa
SIGN Medusa
SIGN Yurine
SIGN What happened to the pudding in the fridge?
SIGN Medusa
SIGN Medusa
SIGN Medusa
SIGN Minos
[02:20] Yurine
Don't bother her with that.
Just make do with the fan.
[02:23] Jashin
B-But this warm air isn't helping at all!
[02:33] Yurine
If we weren't with Flex Comix,
I could probably afford an air conditioner.
[02:39] Jashin
Huh?
[02:40] Yurine
Publishers like Hitotsubashi
and Otowa are loaded.
[02:50] Jashin
I don't know what you're talking about!
[02:52] Jashin
I can't live like this! I'm going to an
electronics store in Akiba to cool down!
[03:12] Jashin
This... is hell...
[03:20] Jashin
It's too hot!
[03:22] Jashin
And humid! The temperature-humidity index
is 100! No, 1,000! Hell, more like 2020!
[03:27] Jashin
And this country's hosting the 2020 Olympics?!
It'll be pure profit at no expense!
[03:31] Jashin
"Hos-pit-a-li-ty," my ass!
[03:36] Yurine
Why the dissing spree? You think it's hot now?
You'll get flamed online for that.
[03:39] Jashin
Oh, shut up! I'm just gonna
give up on everything!
[03:44] Yurine
Fine. I'll cool you down.
[03:48] Jashin
Really?!
[04:00] Jashin
Wh-What is this?
[04:03] Yurine
Punishment. And you've cooled down.
Two birds with one stone.
[04:06] Jashin
I'm sorry. I'm truly sorry.
[04:11] Jashin
I'm more than just "cooled down." I'm freezing.
[04:15] Jashin
So cold... I have chills...
[04:21] Yurine
Isn't that nice, Jashin-chan?
[04:28] Jashin
Like hell it's nice!
[04:32] Jashin
I swear, everything you do is so extreme!
[04:35] Yurine
You're the one who was being too demanding.
[04:37] Jashin
I guess I'll just have
to summon her from Hell.
[04:41] Yurine
"Her"?
[04:49] Yurine
Who's the kid?
[04:51] Jashin
Kori-chan. She's an ice devil.
[04:54] Yurine
Kori-chan?
[04:56] Yurine
She has a funny face.
[04:58] Jashin
Kori-chan can make a room
cooler just by being in it!
[05:02] Yurine
Now that you mention it,
it is cooler in here.
[05:05] Jashin
Also...
[05:11] Jashin
She can make shaved ice.
[05:13] Yurine
Wow, that's cool.
[05:15] Jashin
Which syrup would you prefer?
[05:16] Yurine
Which?
[05:18] Jashin
You have a choice of strawberry and lemon.
[05:22] Yurine
Okay, then, lem—
[05:23] Jashin
Kori-chan's blood is strawberry syrup,
and her urine is lemon syrup.
[05:28] Yurine
Strawberry.
[05:35] Yurine
Huh, it really is strawberry syrup.
[05:41] DevilA
It's hot!
[05:42] DevilA
The hot summer season is the
best time to eat hot foods!
[05:45] DevilA
Hot! Hot! Hot!
[05:52] Yurine
A cool room and shaved ice...
This kid sure is useful.
[05:56] Jashin
She sure is.
[05:58] Jashin
And that's not all she can do.
[06:01] Jashin
Kori-chan, do the thing!
[06:05] Jashin
Huh?
[06:08] Jashin
You don't want to do that right now?
[06:11] Jashin
Don't give me that crap!
[06:13] Jashin
A low-ranking devil like you
is in no place to defy me!
[06:17] Jashin
Just do the thing right now! Do it!
[06:21] Yurine
Wait, Jashin-chan, that's going too far.
[06:30] Yurine
Snow?
[06:31] Jashin
See? Amazing, right?
[06:33] Jashin
Low-ranking devils need to be at least
this useful, or they're worthless!
[06:38] Jashin
You must be so happy you get the chance
to serve a high-ranking devil like me!
[06:48] Jashin
Wait, isn't this snow
getting a bit too intense?
[06:52] Jashin
Kori-chan, you can stop now.
[06:56] Jashin
You can stop.
[07:00] Jashin
I said stop right now!
[07:03] Jashin
Don't get cocky! When are you leaving, anyway?!
You're done here, so go home!
[07:08] Yurine
Hey, Jashin-chan, do you have to talk
to her like that? The poor thing.
[07:11] Jashin
There's nothing poor about her!
[07:13] Jashin
Anyone audacious enough
to defy me gets this!
[07:16] Jashin
Jashin-chan Ch—
[07:21] DevilA
Allow me to explain!
[07:23] DevilA
Jashin-chan shows no mercy
to small, low-ranking devils!
[07:27] Jashin
...op!
[07:31] Jashin
Let go!
[07:35] Jashin
You froze my arm...
[07:39] Jashin
You little brat!
[07:45] Yurine
Good for you. You're much cooler now.
[07:54] Yurine
Will she be able to regenerate?
SIGN Something that
used to be called
Jashin-chan
[07:59] Jashin
Th-This is humiliating.
[08:01] Yurine
Sheesh.
SIGN Kanda
SIGN Suzuran
SIGN Street
[08:22] Pekola
S-So hungry...
[08:27] Pekola
A-Angels don't die, but still,
[08:30] Pekola
why are the humans
so indifferent to my suffering?
[08:34] Pekola
I'm clearly in very bad shape right now.
[08:41] Pekola
My Lord...
[08:43] Pekola
It seems humans have rotted to the core.
[08:46] Pekola
The time for final judgment may be near.
[09:04] Pekola
A-An angel?
[09:09] Yurine
You okay, Pekola?
[09:11] Pekola
The witch...
[09:17] DevilA
The entrance to Bondy is around
the back of the Kanda Kosho Center.
[09:21] DevilA
You can't get there from the bookstore.
[09:26] Pekola
This potato is delicious.
[09:28] Pekola
But why would a curry
restaurant serve potatoes?
[09:32] Yurine
Don't talk with your mouth full.
[09:35] Pekola
Why do they serve potatoes?
[09:37] Yurine
I don't know.
[09:41] Staff
Thank you for waiting.
[09:49] Yurine
Go on, dig in. Curry tastes best when it's hot.
[09:53] Pekola
I will.
[09:56] Pekola
Delicious!
[10:02] Pekola
May I have another helping, please?
[10:04] Yurine
Sure. I'll take it out of
Jashin-chan's meal budget.
[10:08] Pekola
A refill, please!
[10:10] Staff
I'll be right with you.
[10:11] Yurine
Anyway, it doesn't seem very angelic
to stumble around town starving.
[10:15] Yurine
Seems more human.
[10:21] Pekola
Without my halo, I am as weak
and as fragile as a human.
SIGN European Curry
SIGN and Espresso Coffee Shop
SIGN Bondy
[10:27] Pekola
If I had my halo, I could perform miracles,
[10:29] Pekola
like turning rocks into bread,
and water into wine...
SIGN Um...
SIGN Jinbocho Police Box
SIGN May I ask a question?
SIGN Does Jashin-chan live around here?
[10:46] GuardA
Jashin-chan?
SIGN My mother sent me from Hell on an errand to find Jashin-chan.
[10:56] GuardA
Okay, then, you should stay
here for three days or so.
SIGN Huh?
[11:00] GuardB
Yeah, I mean, you're pretty suspicious.
SIGN Huh? But, um... Jashin-chan...
[11:04] GuardB
Yeah, yeah.
[11:06] Yurine
Are you full now?
[11:08] Pekola
Yes. I owe you. Thank—
[11:12] Pekola
Wait! An angel thanking a witch
is a betrayal of my Lord!
[11:17] Pekola
Oh, but she did feed me,
and I even begged for seconds!
SIGN May I have
another
helping,
please?
[11:21] Pekola
What a grave sin I have committed!
[11:25] Yurine
You talk to yourself too much.
[11:27] Pekola
But it is true that this witch helped me.
[11:32] Pekola
Hanazono Yurine!
[11:33] Pekola
I have no choice but to thank you this time,
[11:36] Pekola
but this does not mean I've given up
on eradicating you and the devils!
[11:41] Pekola
One day, when I've found my halo
and gotten my powers back,
[11:46] Pekola
I swear I will eradicate all of you!
[11:52] Yurine
I hope you find your halo soon.
[11:56] Pekola
What are you saying? Are you crazy?!
[11:59] Pekola
Being around you throws me off-balance.
[12:01] Pekola
I'm going home!
[12:04] Yurine
She's always making a fuss.
[12:06] Pekola
Oh, my Lord, what am I to do?
[12:10] Pekola
Is she truly my neighbor?
Even though she's a witch?
[12:14] Pekola
Ah, this world is so full of contradictions!
[12:22] Pekola
My Lord, why did they serve potatoes?
[12:30] Medusa
Jashin-chan!
[12:32] Medusa
We're here!
[12:34] Medusa
Huh? Jashin-chan?
[12:36] Minos
What the heck? She invited us over,
and she's not even home?
[12:39] Medusa
Oh! Maybe...
[12:41] Medusa
...she's in here?
[12:44] Medusa
She isn't.
[12:45] Medusa
But she usually hides in there...
[12:50] Jashin
I'm right here!
[12:53] Jashin
I knew you wouldn't figure it out!
[12:55] Jashin
Medusa, you were all, like,
"But she usually hides in there..."
[13:00] Jashin
Well, I wasn't! I ain't gonna hide
in the same spot every time!
[13:03] Jashin
Try using your brain a little, moron!
[13:05] Medusa
I-I'll check under the tatami next time.
[13:08] Minos
Why were you hiding in there, though?
[13:11] Jashin
I'm glad you asked! If you wanna know why—
[13:14] Medusa
Oh! I know!
[13:15] Medusa
Your plan was to hide in there
and catch Yurine off-guard,
[13:19] Medusa
and you tested it out on us
to make sure it would work!
[13:24] Medusa
Huh?
[13:27] Jashin
How did you know?
[13:28] Minos
You know that plan's just gonna fail again.
[13:32] Medusa
Hey, Minos...
[13:34] Medusa
Just tell her to give up already, would you?
[13:38] Jashin
No! I'll never give up!
[13:40] Jashin
Anyway, you can leave now. The test is over.
[13:43] Jashin
Off you go!
[13:49] Jashin
Any minute now...
[13:53] Yurine
I'm home.
[13:55] Yurine
I sure am hungry.
[13:57] Yurine
It was half off tridents today,
so I bought one.
[14:00] Yurine
Oh, she's not here?
[14:02] Jashin
Huh? A trident?
[14:04] Yurine
Hup!
[14:06] Yurine
I'll stick it there for now.
[14:09] Jashin
Who just sticks a trident in
their tatami floor "for now"?!
[14:15] Jashin
She doesn't seem to have
noticed, but I know Yurine.
[14:19] Jashin
It's possible she actually knows.
[14:23] Jashin
I should make sure.
[14:29] Jashin
Good. Looks like she really hasn't caught on.
[14:33] Jashin
Maybe I'll throw this
at her too, just for fun.
[14:36] Yurine
Ow!
[14:39] Yurine
Huh? An avocado?
[14:42] Yurine
I'll eat this later.
[14:44] Jashin
She still doesn't know!
And "I'll eat this later"?! What an idiot!
[14:48] Jashin
This plan is gonna work!
[14:50] Jashin
Now the show starts for real!
[14:52] Jashin
I'll sneak up close to her and use this.
[14:57] Jashin
And that's the end! Farewell, Yurine!
SIGN Yurine
SIGN Yurine
SIGN Yurine
SIGN Yurine
[15:20] Jashin
H-Hi there.
[15:24] Yurine
Oh.
[15:26] Yurine
So that's what's going on.
[15:28] Yurine
I didn't think I'd get the chance
to test out my trident so soon.
[15:34] Jashin
Y-You might say you get to try-dent it, huh?
[15:44] Yurine
Let's... try!
SIGN Gaaaaaaaah
SIGN Gaaaaaaaah
SIGN Gaaaaaaaah
SIGN Gaaaaaaaah
[15:48] Minos
I knew her plan would fail.
[15:50] Medusa
This is why I wanted her to give up.
[15:58] Yurine
Hup, hup...
[15:59] Jashin
What's that?
[16:01] Yurine
A tomahawk. It was 80%
off at the weapon shop.
[16:17] Medusa
Hello, Jashin-chan?
[16:18] Jashin
Medusa?! Get over here right now!
[16:20] Medusa
Huh? What's—
[16:22] Jashin
We'll talk later!
[16:24] Medusa
Jashin-chan?
[16:26] Hashira
Mufwuh?!
[16:28] Hashira
Why do you have such a cute voice?!
[16:30] Hashira
You sound just like my favorite voice
actress, Miyu-tan! Why's that on your head?
[16:34] Medusa
No... Stop! Not my face!
SIGN Momantai
SIGN Momantai
[16:36] Hashira
It's fine, it's fine!
[16:38] Hashira
With a voice that cute,
you'll still look cute, even if you're not!
[16:44] Hashira
M-Moe!
[16:51] Medusa
I did try to warn you...
[16:54] Medusa
Oh, right! I need to get over
to Jashin-chan's, quick!
[17:00] Yurine
Here you go.
[17:02] Medusa
Thank you.
[17:03] Yurine
Well, there are a lot of people in Tokyo.
[17:06] Yurine
Don't worry so much about
petrifying a person or two.
[17:09] Medusa
Right...
[17:10] Yurine
Anyway, where'd she take off to
after calling you over here?
[17:14] Yurine
Jashin-chan really is scum.
[17:17] Medusa
It's okay. I'm used to it.
[17:21] Medusa
Yummy.
[17:22] Yurine
You're used to it?
[17:24] Yurine
Does she put you through hell that often?
[17:26] Medusa
Huh? Oh, no, not really.
[17:30] Yurine
No? But she's always been like that, right?
[17:34] Medusa
Hmm... Yeah, I guess she has.
[17:37] Medusa
Even back in Hell Elementary School...
[17:41] Medusa
Jashin-chan once got violent and
knocked over a statue in the courtyard.
[17:47] (Flashback) Slime
Who broke this gargoyle statue?!
[17:51] Yurine
She hasn't changed at all.
[17:53] Medusa
Oh, but whenever Jashin-chan
was mean to weaker devils...
[17:59] (Flashback) Jashin
You're just a stupid goblin!
How dare you score higher than me?!
[18:02] (Flashback) Medusa
Wait, Jashin-chan!
[18:04] (Flashback) Jashin
You're just a moron! Take that!
[18:06] (Flashback) Goblin Dad
Did my son do something to you?
[18:09] (Flashback) Jashin
I-I didn't want to do it!
Medusa ordered me to!
[18:13] (Flashback) Medusa
Hey!
[18:15] Medusa
They're nice memories.
[18:16] Yurine
How?
[18:17] Medusa
Oh, come to think of it,
we once got stuck in a hole, too.
[18:26] (Flashback) Jashin
See ya! Neener neener!
[18:27] (Flashback) Medusa
Wait! Don't leave me!
[18:30] Medusa
I was found three days later.
[18:34] Medusa
And also...
[18:35] (Flashback) Jashin
You can do whatever you want
to this girl! Just let me go!
[18:39] (Flashback) Medusa
No way!
[18:40] Medusa
That happened once, too.
[18:42] Medusa
And also...
[18:43] Yurine
I've heard enough.
She's put you through way too much.
[18:47] Medusa
You think so?
[18:48] Yurine
I mean, she is a devil, so maybe being
cowardly and cunning isn't a problem...
[18:53] (Flashback) Jashin
Hi! I'm a coward!
SIGN Hi! I'm a
coward!
[18:56] Yurine
Why are you still with her after
she betrayed you that many times?
[19:00] Yurine
Are you a total M?
[19:06] Yurine
So in the end, Jashin-chan really is scum.
[19:09] Medusa
But she has her cute side, too.
[19:12] Yurine
Oh?
[19:13] Medusa
Whenever she's in trouble or discouraged,
she always depends on me!
[19:23] DevilA
This is strictly her own vision!
[19:28] DevilA
Damn...
[19:32] (Flashback) Jashin
Medusa!
[19:35] (Flashback) Jashin
Wait for me!
[19:39] (Flashback) Jashin
Don't abandon me!
[19:40] (Flashback) Jashin
You're all I've got in the whole world!
[19:44] (Flashback) Jashin
I'm really sorry for all the
trouble I've caused you!
[19:48] (Flashback) Jashin
But you must understand how I feel, right?!
You're the only one who can!
[20:00] Medusa
When I see her like that, I think, "Aw,
Jashin-chan really is hopeless without me."
[20:14] Yurine
You'd better watch yourself.
You're the kind of girl bad guys are drawn to.
[20:19] Medusa
Huh? Oh, uh, okay. I'll be careful.
[20:22] Jashin
I'm home!
[20:24] Medusa
Oh, she's back!
[20:25] Yurine
It was wrong of you to call
Medusa over and then leave.
[20:29] Jashin
That doesn't matter.
[20:31] Jashin
Medusa is ranked lower than me,
so I can make her wait.
[20:35] Medusa
Welcome back, Jashin-chan.
[20:37] Medusa
What did you go out to do?
SIGN 10,000 Yen
SIGN 10,000 Yen
[20:39] Medusa
Um, this is all the money
I have for you today...
SIGN 10,000 Yen
SIGN 10,000 Yen
SIGN 10,000 Yen
SIGN 10,000 Yen
SIGN 10,000 Yen
SIGN 10,000 Yen
[20:42] Jashin
Idiot! Don't give me that in front of Yurine!
[20:44] Medusa
S-Sorry...
[20:46] Jashin
Nobody asked you for money!
[20:49] Jashin
But I know you're just showing me
how you feel, so I'll accept it.
[20:53] Medusa
If you didn't want money,
why did you want me to come over?
[20:56] Medusa
You know... I can't get you anything
that would violate the laws of Hell...
[21:01] Jashin
We can discuss that later!
[21:03] Jashin
I wanted to talk
about this today.
[21:05] Jashin
I got it for you at an arcade in Bukuro.
[21:09] Jashin
It's the thing you said
was cute the other day.
SIGN Human
[21:13] Jashin
A Pandaman plushie.
[21:17] Medusa
Jashin-chan, you remembered!
[21:20] Jashin
I won it with the money I got from you.
[21:23] Jashin
It's all yours.
[21:27] Medusa
Thank you, Jashin-chan!
[21:33] Jashin
Get off me! Don't let it go to your head!
[21:37] Jashin
I only did it because getting you
indebted to me will benefit me later!
[21:41] Jashin
Nothing more, nothing less.
[21:45] Medusa
Yay! It still makes me happy!
[21:47] Jashin
I said get off me!
[21:52] Yurine
At first glance,
this looks like a happy ending,
[21:55] Yurine
but it really isn't.
[21:57] Yurine
The way this looks...
[21:59] Jashin
Medusa!
[22:01] Yurine
I've seen it before...
[23:40] Jashin
Winter arrives, and the town
is all excited for Christmas.
[23:44] Jashin
In one corner of the big city,
far from the hustle and bustle,
[23:47] Jashin
a girl cries and laments how poor she is.
[23:49] Jashin
Dropkick on My Devil returns next time
with a camel clutch on your heart!
E3 -
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[00:05] Yurine
Minos?
[00:07] Yurine
What're you doing?
[00:08] Minos
Oh, Yurine-chan.
[00:11] Minos
I'm cooking spiny lobsters.
[00:14] Minos
Ta-da!
[00:18] Yurine
Aren't those crayfish—
[00:19] Minos
When I said I wanted to eat
spiny lobster, Jashin-chan said:
[00:24] (Flashback) Jashin
I caught a bunch of 'em at the
Shimizu Moat, not far from here!
[00:28] Minos
Then she gave me all these!
SIGN HEAPING
SIGN HEAPING
SIGN HEAPING
SIGN HEAPING
[00:32] Minos
Want some, Yurine-chan?
[00:33] Yurine
No, thanks.
[00:34] Minos
I'll cook you one!
[00:34] Yurine
No, thanks.
[00:36] Minos
Ooh, looks like they're just about ready.
[00:40] Minos
Okay, wait just a sec... Ow, that's hot...
[00:43] Minos
There!
[00:46] Minos
Yum! You can't go wrong with spiny lobster!
[00:51] Yurine
Are crayfish actually good?
[00:52] Minos
You should try it, Yurine-chan!
[00:53] Yurine
No, thanks.
[00:54] Minos
It's so crunchy...
[00:58] DevilA
It's actually pretty good.
[02:43] Girl
Hey, aren't you gonna buy me a present?
[02:45] Guy
Yeah, of course I am.
[02:48] Girl
Really? I'm so happy!
[02:51] Pekola
Oh, right.
[02:53] Pekola
It's the Christmas season.
SIGN Gurgle
SIGN m 0 0 l 100 0 100 100 0 100
SIGN m 0 0 l 100 0 100 100 0 100
[03:01] Pekola
I'm a very peckish Pekola.
[03:06] Pekola
It's the Christmas season,
[03:09] Pekola
and I'm eating bread crusts again today.
[03:15] Pekola
My Lord endured hardships, too.
[03:17] Pekola
I'm blessed to have any food at all!
[03:24] Pekola
So cold...
[03:26] Kento
Hey, so what do you want for Christmas?
[03:29] Daisuke
Hmm... Wealth, fame, and status, I guess.
[03:32] Kento
Wow, you're such a grown-up.
[03:35] Daisuke
I'm sure Santa can manage something.
[03:37] Kento
Then... I guess I want love.
[03:40] Daisuke
Dude, that sounds so cool!
[03:42] Kento
Yeah. I just want love.
[03:45] Daisuke
You're so cool!
[03:46] Pekola
Santa... He must mean Saint Nicholas.
[03:50] Pekola
He has a rough life, too.
[03:52] Pekola
How is he ever going to grant
these children's wishes?
[03:55] Pekola
I'd like something with lots of flavor.
[03:59] Pekola
Expecting a Christmas present when
I'm not even human? What am I thinking?
[04:05] Pekola
Getting presents isn't even
the point of Christmas, anyway.
[04:11] Pekola
It's stuck in my throat! C-Can't breathe!
[04:14] Pekola
Drink... Drink... Need a drink...
[04:21] Pekola
That was a close call.
[04:24] Pekola
I almost drank all of it.
[04:26] Pekola
I needed it to last the entire day...
[04:30] Pekola
I'm blessed to have any food at all.
[04:34] Pekola
But I want to eat something
with lots of flavor, like curry...
[04:39] Pekola
Does Santa not come to angels like me?
[04:43] Jashin
So good...
[04:46] Pekola
That aroma...
[04:47] Jashin
So good...
[04:50] Pekola
Curry?!
[04:51] Jashin
This curry's so good.
[04:53] Pekola
It's Hanazono Yurine's familiar. When did she...
[04:56] Pekola
Wait, that hat...
Is she one of Nicholas's helpers?
[04:57] Jashin
So good! This extra-large
take-out curry is so good!
[05:00] Pekola
Did Santa send her here... for me?
[05:05] Jashin
It was so good, I wolfed it all
down in the blink of an eye.
[05:08] Pekola
Nope.
[05:10] Jashin
Guess I'll just eat the second one, too.
[05:12] Jashin
It smells wonderful!
[05:16] Pekola
Curry...
[05:20] Jashin
Juicy!
[05:22] Pekola
Juicy...
[05:26] Jashin
What are you looking at?
[05:28] Jashin
You can't have any.
[05:29] Pekola
I-I couldn't help it... How shameful of me.
[05:40] Jashin
Those look good.
[05:43] Jashin
Give them to me.
[05:45] Pekola
H-Haven't you had plenty to
eat already? This is all I have!
[05:50] Jashin
But I already finished mine,
so give me yours.
[05:53] Pekola
How greedy! You'll go to Hell!
[05:56] Jashin
Huh? I was born in Hell.
[05:59] Jashin
Whatever! I haven't had enough to eat!
[06:03] Pekola
S-Stop! This is the only food I have!
[06:06] Jashin
Shut up! Give it!
[06:10] Pekola
M-My precious milk!
[06:14] Jashin
Your back's wide open!
[06:16] Jashin
Merry Christmas!
[06:25] Jashin
Gotcha!
[06:26] Jashin
Yum!
[06:28] Jashin
This food I just stole tastes so good!
[06:30] Jashin
It's a bit dry, but incredibly delicious!
[06:33] Pekola
Th-That's playing dirty...
[06:35] Jashin
It's your own fault for turning
your back on your enemy.
[06:39] Jashin
Also, "dirty" is a compliment to a devil—
[06:41] Pekola
Give it back!
[06:42] Pekola
I need that food!
[06:44] Jashin
I'm not scared of an angel with no halo!
[06:48] Yurine
What are you doing?
[06:51] Jashin
Yurine!
[06:52] Yurine
I told you to buy the curry and take it
home while I buy the chicken, didn't I?
[06:56] Pekola
The witch... Hanazono Yurine.
[06:58] Jashin
I-I don't know.
[07:02] Yurine
What?
[07:02] Jashin
I don't know.
[07:06] Yurine
You ate the curry?
[07:08] Jashin
I don't know!
[07:10] Yurine
Both of them?
[07:11] Jashin
I don't know anything!
[07:13] Jashin
Who is this? Where am I?
[07:17] Jashin
I don't know...
[07:19] Jashin
Oh! She ate it!
[07:22] Jashin
She's tiny, but she's got a huge
appetite! I told her to stop, but—
[07:25] Yurine
Jashin-chan.
[07:28] Yurine
Why do you tell me lies like this?
[07:30] Jashin
I give! I give! I ate the curry!
[07:33] Yurine
And?
[07:44] Yurine
Honestly...
[07:47] Yurine
As punishment, you don't get any chicken.
[07:49] Jashin
Oh, no...
[07:51] Pekola
Tako... takoyaki...
I want... tako... takoyaki...
[07:57] Yurine
Pekola.
[08:00] Yurine
Seems Jashin-chan was
causing trouble for you.
[08:04] Yurine
Take this as an apology.
[08:06] Yurine
It's Jashin-chan's share of the chicken.
[08:09] Pekola
Food with flavor!
[08:11] Pekola
I-I don't want it!
[08:13] Pekola
I can't accept charity from a witch!
[08:17] Pekola
I may be living in the human
realm now, but I'm an angel.
[08:20] Pekola
B-Besides, it might be poisoned.
[08:24] Yurine
It's not charity. It's an apology.
[08:27] Yurine
It's up to you whether you eat it or not.
[08:32] Yurine
Come on, Jashin-chan. We're going home.
[08:35] Yurine
We're gonna go home and decorate.
[08:38] Yurine
Maybe I'll use you as the tree.
[08:48] Pekola
Chicken! Food with flavor!
[08:51] Pekola
Hanazono Yurine... You're a witch,
but it's almost like you're Santa Claus!
[08:54] Yurine
Maybe my present to Beth will be your flesh.
[08:58] Jashin
Please no.
[09:03] Yurine
Like it?
[09:05] Yurine
You can eat all you want.
[09:09] Yurine
Hey, Jashin-chan, did you know?
[09:13] Yurine
The reason Santa Claus's outfit is red...
[09:17] Yurine
is because it's soaked with blood.
[09:22] Yurine
Merry Christmas.
[09:25] DevilA
Very Chrismimas!
SIGN Jashin-chan... Where are you?
SIGN Jashin-chan... Jashin-chan...
SIGN Jashin-chan... Jashin-chan....
[09:40] DevilA
Have you ever collapsed on the
street calling out Jashin-chan's name?
SIGN Jashin-chan... Jashin-chan...
[09:50] Jashin
No, but I've been crucified.
[09:56] DevilA
The seasons change in the blink of an eye.
It's the height of autumn now.
[10:13] Jashin
My training is done.
[10:15] Jashin
I've come pretty far with the unique
breathing technique I invented.
[10:20] Jashin
These abs will put a lot
more power into my dropkick.
[10:24] Jashin
Yurine! Try punching my belly.
I want to test out these abs of steel.
[10:30] Yurine
All right.
[10:38] Yurine
Jashin-chan?
[10:43] Yurine
Coming.
[10:46] Yusa
Hello. My name is Yusa.
[10:50] Yusa
My younger sister visited you a while ago.
[10:53] Yurine
Yusa? Uh...
[10:57] Yurine
Oh.
[11:00] Jashin
Help yourselves.
[11:01] Yusa
Oh, don't go out of your way.
SIGN m 0 0 l 0 0 l 23 0 b 24 0 24 1 24 1 l 24 14 b 24 15 23 15 23 15 l -21 15 b -21 15 -22 15 -22 14 l -22 1 b -22 1 -22 1 -22 1 b -22 1 -22 0 -21 0 l -21 0 b -21 0 -21 0 -21 0 b -21 0 -21 0 -21 0
SIGN Regained Consciousness
[11:04] Jashin
I can't believe I have to serve
the cake I wanted all for myself!
[11:08] Jashin
I would've eaten it before my ab training
if I knew this would happen!
[11:15] Yurine
Kori-chan was a big help back in summer.
[11:21] Yurine
By the way, um... It's really cold,
so could you stop the blizzard?
[11:26] Yusa
Oh, I'm sorry.
[11:29] Yurine
Anyway, you say you're sisters,
but are you even, uh... the same race,
[11:34] Yurine
or even the same class of creature?
[11:37] Yusa
Yes. As ice devils, our appearances
change as we mature.
[11:43] Yusa
Even as children, we have
a certain degree of power,
[11:47] Yusa
but upon reaching adulthood,
we take on adult forms like I have,
[11:51] Yusa
receive names,
and become full-fledged devils.
[11:54] DevilA
By the way, in human years, ice devils
reach adulthood around the age of 15.
[12:00] Yurine
Oh, I see.
[12:05] Yurine
In that case, when it's
time to name Kori-chan,
[12:08] Yurine
why not name her Koji?
SIGN Name
SIGN Yusa
SIGN Koji
[12:12] Yusa
The name "Koji" isn't usually
given to girls, is it?
[12:17] Yurine
That's true.
[12:18] Jashin
Koji?
[12:19] Yurine
Anyway, what brings you here today?
[12:22] Yusa
Well, I hate to inconvenience you
by showing up unannounced,
[12:27] Yusa
but my sister begged me
to bring her to see you.
[12:30] Yusa
This isn't much, but please accept it.
[12:33] Yusa
And...
[12:35] Yusa
I hear that young lady there took
especially good care of my sister,
[12:39] Yusa
so I wanted to thank her.
[12:45] Jashin
Wh-Who is this lady? She's looking
at me with pure murder in her eyes!
[12:50] Jashin
She didn't come here to kill me, did she?!
[12:53] Jashin
Adult ice devils are among
the highest classes of devils!
[12:57] Jashin
If I screw up, I could get killed for real!
SIGN Jashin-chan always runs away
SIGN from strong devils
SIGN Jashin-chan always runs away
SIGN from strong devils
SIGN Jashin-chan always runs away
SIGN from strong devils
SIGN Jashin-chan always runs away
SIGN from strong devils
SIGN Jashin-chan always runs away
SIGN from strong devils
[13:01] Yurine
Jashin-chan, did you do something to her?
[13:08] Yurine
What?
[13:09] Yurine
She played a whistle candy in your
ear even though you begged her not to,
[13:12] Jashin
Starting today, you're worth 95 yen!
[13:13] Yurine
and stuck the price sticker
from a snack bun on your back?
[13:16] Jashin
Damn it, Koji! Don't tattle!
[13:19] Yurine
You do the dumbest things.
[13:22] Yusa
Ever since then, she gets scared
whenever she hears a whistle,
[13:26] Yusa
and she can't even go to
a grocery store without panicking.
[13:30] Jashin
That's gotta be a lie!
[13:31] Jashin
It's her own fault! She's a low-ranking devil,
and she wouldn't do what I said!
[13:38] Yusa
You deign to insult her again?
[13:40] Yusa
An insult to my sister is an insult
to the proud race of the ice devils!
[13:44] Jashin
What's your race got to be so proud of?
[13:47] Jashin
You've got faces like moles.
[13:49] Jashin
Is that a face to be proud of?
[13:52] Yusa
Moles? Did you just say "moles"?
[13:56] Yusa
I was planning to just
return home quietly today,
[14:00] Yusa
but you brought up the one thing we ice
devils are the most self-conscious about.
[14:05] Jashin
What's your problem?!
Just "return home quietly," then!
SIGN Blanket
[14:08] Jashin
Also, it's freezing!
[14:11] Jashin
Koji's one thing, but there's
no way I can beat this one!
[14:15] Jashin
What can I do? Think!
There must be a way!
[14:19] Jashin
There has to be something I can...
[14:22] Jashin
That's it!
[14:23] Jashin
Hey! What's that?!
[14:26] Jashin
Morons! There's nothing there!
[14:28] Jashin
This is the end, Koji!
[14:30] Jashin
I'm gonna hit your unguarded back
[14:32] Jashin
with the dropkick I've powered up
by strengthening my abs!
[14:37] Jashin
And when she sees you're dead, your sister
will be overcome with grief and despair!
[14:41] Jashin
She'll be so shattered, I'll be able to beat
both of you without even fighting!
[14:46] Jashin
Also, your—
SIGN CLINK
SIGN CLINK
SIGN CLINK
[14:59] Yurine
Aw, man. Not again.
[15:01] Jashin
My stronger abs didn't do me any good at all.
[15:19] Yurine
Is this enough for you to let
Jashin-chan off the hook for today?
[15:23] Yusa
Yes. My sister is overjoyed
to see you again, anyway.
[15:36] Jashin
My roll cake stood up! My roll cake stood up!
[15:40] Jashin
It stood up! It stood up!
It stood up! It stood up!
SIGN Hell
Bank
SIGN Jinbocho Branch
[15:48] Medusa
Here. I brought your money.
SIGN To
Jashin-chan
SIGN From
Medusa
[15:51] Jashin
Are you stupid?! Don't give it
to me here! Yurine will hear you!
[15:55] Medusa
Sorry...
[15:56] Yurine
I already heard.
[15:58] Yurine
You're extorting Medusa again?
[16:00] Jashin
N-No, no! This is money I lent to her...
[16:05] Yurine
You're garbage through and through.
[16:08] Jashin
She knows.
[16:10] Jashin
I-I'm just borrowing a little bit.
[16:13] Jashin
I always return it to her.
[16:15] Jashin
Just last week, I returned the
40 yen she lent me 100 years ago.
[16:20] Yurine
I bet that was a starting wage 100 years ago.
[16:23] Medusa
I don't really mind if she doesn't return it.
[16:27] Jashin
Right?! It's better to accept that
money lent out will never come back!
[16:33] Yurine
You're in no position to say that.
[16:37] Yurine
Medusa, don't you think
you're too soft on Jashin-chan?
[16:41] Yurine
What if she becomes an even bigger scumbag?
[16:43] Medusa
What?! An even bigger
scumbag?! I don't want that!
[16:47] Yurine
Right? So you need to be firm with her.
[16:51] Jashin
What's this, Medusa?
You gonna do what Yurine says?
[16:55] Jashin
Not me, who you've been with
for thousands of years, but Yurine?
[17:00] Medusa
U-Um...
[17:02] Jashin
You treacherous coward!
[17:03] Jashin
Again, you're in no position to say that.
[17:06] Medusa
I-It's not like that!
[17:07] Medusa
I'm just worried about you!
[17:10] Jashin
Liar!
[17:10] Jashin
You're just always high
on your own good girl act!
[17:24] Medusa
Jashin-chan, you jerk!
[17:27] Medusa
I don't care what happens to you anymore!
I'm never coming back to the human realm!
[17:35] Jashin
Fine, stupid! Never come back, then!
[17:40] Yurine
Oh, boy.
[17:46] Jashin
I think... I went a little too far.
[17:51] Jashin
Medusa...
[17:54] Jashin
Medusa hates me now.
[17:58] Jashin
And Medusa was...
[18:02] Jashin
She was my precious...
[18:05] Jashin
My precious...
[18:08] Jashin
My precious ATM.
[18:09] Yurine
That's where you were going?
[18:17] DevilA
And... cheese!
[18:19] DevilA
I recommend the extra-cheesy pizza toast!
[18:23] DevilA
It's tasty!
[18:29] Jashin
I can't keep going if I don't drink!
[18:32] Jashin
What does she mean, she's never
coming back to the human realm?
[18:36] Jashin
She could just send me money
monthly via Hell registered mail, then!
[18:40] Jashin
It's not is if I want to see her, anyway!
[18:46] Jashin
Barkeep! Another
strawberry juice from the tap!
[18:49] Master
You've had too much to
drink, Jashin-chan-san.
[18:52] Jashin
You don't need to worry about me!
[18:54] Jashin
I'm not gonna get sick
drinking strawberry juice!
[18:58] Master
Actually...
[18:59] Master
I'm not worried about you.
[19:01] Master
I'm worried there won't be
any left for my other customers.
[19:05] Jashin
Huh? Oh... I see.
[19:13] Jashin
I don't even have the will to walk.
[19:26] Jashin
I'm so pathetic!
[19:28] Jashin
Medusa's abandoned me, and the
barkeep isn't even worried about me!
[19:33] Jashin
I'm... I'm...
[19:37] Jashin
Did I do something so bad?!
[19:39] Jashin
I mean, maybe I did, but still!
[19:43] Jashin
Come on, love me!
You could love me, couldn't you?
[19:47] Jashin
Couldn't you?!
[19:49] Jashin
Love me! Love me!
[19:52] Jashin
Love me for who I am!
[19:53] Ichiro
Wh-Who even are you?!
[19:55] Jashin
Let it go... Just leggo! I'm so lonely!
[20:02] Ichiro
"Leggo"? You're lonely and
want to go to Legoland?
[20:05] Medusa
Jashin-chan.
[20:07] Jashin
I'm hearing things now.
[20:10] Jashin
I'm losing my mind.
[20:12] Medusa
Jashin-chan.
[20:13] Jashin
Medusa's voice...
[20:17] Jashin
It wasn't...
[20:19] Jashin
my imagination?
[20:21] Medusa
I came to bring you home, Jashin-chan.
[20:24] Jashin
Y-You came back, ATM?
[20:28] Yurine
Medusa was so worried about you,
she came back moments after she left.
[20:33] Jashin
A... T...
[20:36] Jashin
It was all my fault! Forgive me, AT...
[20:39] Jashin
I mean, Medusa!
[20:41] Medusa
I know, Jashin-chan.
[20:44] Medusa
You're hopeless without me.
[20:47] Jashin
Uh-huh! I adore you, Medusa!
[20:51] Jashin
I... adore this... Medusa...
SIGN I Adore This Medusa!
[20:56] Jashin
I adore this Medusa!
[20:59] Jashin
Ah-Tuh-Muh!
[21:02] Jashin
ATM!
[21:06] Crowd
ATM! ATM!
[21:10] Crowd
ATM! ATM! ATM!
[21:22] Medusa
Jashin-chan, I bet you're hungry, right?
[21:25] Medusa
Let's have curry on the way home.
[21:28] Medusa
What's wrong?
[21:29] Jashin
I spent all the money you loaned me
on 100 cups of strawberry juice.
[21:36] Medusa
You don't need to worry
about that. I'll pay for it.
[21:41] Jashin
Okay! I really do need you
in my life, Medusa!
[21:47] Jashin
I adore you, Medusa!
[21:50] Medusa
You really are hopeless
without me, aren't you?
[21:54] Yurine
Oh, great.
[21:55] Yurine
Jashin-chan's descent into
scumbaggery is accelerating.
[21:56] Medusa
Where should we get curry?
[21:58] Jashin
I want Bondy today!
SIGN Scum
[22:00] Medusa
Okay!
SIGN Scum
SIGN Scum
[22:04] Jashin
Medusa!
[22:06] Medusa
Jashin-chan!
[23:40] Jashin
There is a woman who seduces devils.
[23:43] Jashin
Love and hate are two sides of the same coin.
[23:45] Jashin
That woman attempts to kill
a devil out of beastly love.
[23:50] Jashin
Dropkick on My Devil returns next
time with a backdrop to your heart!
E4 -
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[01:34] DevilA
It started as a black market
after World War II,
[01:37] DevilA
then it became Electric Town,
[01:39] DevilA
and then a computer town.
[01:42] DevilA
And now, it's the biggest
otaku city in the world.
[01:46] DevilA
It is Akihabara.
SIGN Akihabara
Gachapon Hall
[01:49] DevilA
More than 400 gachapon
machines can be found here.
SIGN Akihabara
Gachapon Hall
[01:53] DevilA
You're sure to find something you want.
SIGN Mongolian Death Worm
SIGN Figure
SIGN Set 1
SIGN Collect All 9
SIGN Skyfish
SIGN Flat-
woods
SIGN Monster
SIGN Nessie
SIGN Minnesota Iceman
SIGN Chupacabra
SIGN Tsuchi-
noko
SIGN RARE!!
SIGN Mothman
SIGN Shadow People
[01:57] Jashin
If I get this on my next spin, I die.
SIGN Insert Coins
[02:05] Jashin
I'm safe!
[02:07] Jashin
A skyfish, though?
[02:09] Jashin
The "If I get this next, I die" rule
adds an extra thrill to this game
[02:13] Jashin
and makes it even more fun.
[02:16] Jashin
Not like I'd actually die, anyway.
[02:21] Jashin
I just keep getting dupes of this one.
[02:25] Jashin
Whoa!
[02:26] Jashin
Hey, dumbass! Can't you see
there's a devil lying on the street here?!
[02:31] Jashin
You shouldn't be driving!
Run into a power pole and die!
[02:34] DevilA
Folks, never lie down in the
street or curse at people.
[02:41] DevilA
Another dupe!
[02:42] DevilA
Go to Hell, damn it! Bah!
[02:47] Jashin
I'd have the full set if I could
just get that rare tsuchinoko...
[02:57] Jashin
I don't need a live one. No live ones.
[03:02] Jashin
Live pets aren't allowed
in Yurine's building.
[03:05] Jashin
Beth is an exception, but that's it.
[03:08] Jashin
I'll try a couple more times.
[03:11] Jashin
Oh, I only have enough left to buy dinner.
[03:15] Jashin
But it won't hurt to use just a little of it.
[03:18] (Flashback) Yurine
If you spend that money
on anything but groceries,
[03:21] (Flashback) Yurine
I'll throw you into the wood chipper.
[03:23] (Flashback) Yurine
wood chipper
[03:25] (Flashback) Yurine
wood chipper
[03:26] Jashin
Wood chipper...
[03:32] DevilA
A wood chipper is a machine that's
only for chopping wood into tiny pieces.
[03:36] DevilA
If you use it for the wrong purposes,
you're going to Hell!
[03:39] DevilA
Get it? To Hell, 'cause she's a devil.
[03:43] Jashin
If I use this money,
I'll be in big trouble.
[03:47] Jashin
So I won't.
[03:48] Yoshihiko
Excuse me.
[03:50] Yoshihiko
I want to use that machine.
[03:52] Jashin
Oh... Sure. Go ahead.
[03:55] Jashin
I wanna do it, but... I guess I won't.
[04:00] Yoshihiko
I got the tsuchinoko!
[04:01] Jashin
What?!
[04:03] Jashin
You've gone and done it now!
[04:05] Yoshihiko
Now I've got the whole set!
[04:06] Jashin
I tried all those times for the tsuchinoko,
and he gets it just like that?!
[04:12] Jashin
Ah, I want it so bad!
[04:14] Jashin
Not having the tsuchinoko
makes it look even more alluring!
[04:19] Jashin
Okay, I'll just kill him!
[04:21] Jashin
That tsuchinoko's so valuable, I'll kill
him if that's what it takes to steal it!
[04:25] Jashin
No, wait. Maybe I should use a more
intelligent method to steal it?
[04:30] Jashin
As a high-ranking devil of superior
intelligence, I am a brilliant strategist.
[04:35] Jashin
Oh, wow!
[04:37] Jashin
It's the rare tsuchinoko!
[04:40] Jashin
Can I please see it for just a second?
[04:43] Yoshihiko
Sure. Here.
[04:53] Jashin
Okay, here you go.
[04:55] Yoshihiko
What the hell did you
do that for, you snake?!
[04:58] Yoshihiko
That's disgusting, damn it!
[05:05] Yoshihiko
This woman is total scum!
[05:06] Yoshihiko
I don't want that stupid
thing anymore, you moron!
[05:14] Jashin
"Total scum" is a compliment
to us devils, little boy.
[05:19] Jashin
My plan was a success!
The tsuchinoko is mine! Yay! Yay!
[05:24] Jashin
Now to buy those groceries and go home.
[05:26] Jashin
La, la, la, la, la!
SIGN Meat Pavilion Yukio
SIGN Meat Pavilion Yukio
SIGN Meat Pavilion Yukio
SIGN Meat Pavilion Yukio
SIGN Meat Pavilion Yukio
[05:33] Jashin
I got great meat for a great price.
[05:36] Jashin
And I got my tsuchinoko! What a happy day!
[05:41] (Flashback) Yoshihiko
This woman is total scum!
[05:44] Jashin
Huh?
[05:49] Jashin
But now that the moment's passed,
was it worth stealing?
[05:53] Jashin
And now, every time I see it, I'll remember
being slugged and insulted by that kid.
[06:01] Jashin
I'll put it somewhere out
of sight when I get home.
[06:06] Mei
Hey! You there!
[06:08] Mei
I'm talking to you, snake! Stop right there!
[06:19] Yurine
I don't know this number.
[06:21] Yurine
Yes?
[06:21] Mei
Is this Hanazono Yurine-san?
[06:24] Yurine
Yes.
[06:24] Mei
This is the Banzaibashi Police Department.
[06:27] Yurine
The police?
[06:28] Mei
Hey, stop!
[06:29] Jashin
Yurine!
[06:31] Jashin
The police took me in!
[06:34] Yurine
Huh?
SIGN Banzaibashi Police Department
SIGN Banzaibashi Police Department
SIGN Banzaibashi Police Department
SIGN Banzaibashi Police Department
[06:46] Jashin
I got arrested.
[06:49] Yurine
What kind of idiot...
[06:51] Yurine
giggles like that...
[06:52] Yurine
over being arrested?!
[07:00] Jashin
I took two uppercuts in one day.
[07:04] Jashin
Hitting first before listening will
make you a bad parent in the future!
[07:07] Yurine
I'm not going to be a parent.
[07:12] Mei
Are you her guardian, Hanazono Yurine-san?
[07:16] Yurine
Y-Yes, that's me. I don't know if
I'd call myself her guardian, though.
[07:20] Yurine
And you are?
[07:21] Mei
I'm the supercop of the Banzaibashi Police
Department and protector of Akihabara:
[07:30] Mei
Tachibana Mei!
[07:34] Yurine
I see.
[07:35] Jashin
She's standing like Vega.
[07:37] Yurine
So what did Jashin-chan do?
[07:41] Mei
Theft.
[07:43] Yurine
You finally went and did it, huh?
[07:45] Jashin
You've got it all wrong!
I didn't steal it! That kid...
[07:49] (Flashback) Yoshihiko
I don't want that stupid
thing anymore, you moron!
[07:52] Jashin
...he said.
[07:53] Mei
What are you talking about?
[07:54] Jashin
Huh? That's not what you meant?
[07:58] Mei
What she stole was...
[08:01] Yurine/Jashin
Was...?
[08:06] Mei
My heart!
[08:07] Mei
My heart!
[08:08] Mei
My heart!
[08:10] Mei
My heart!
[08:12] Yurine/Jashin
Huh?
[08:14] Mei
I saw her while on patrol, and her form was
so lovely and cute, it was love at first sight!
[08:19] Mei
So I called out to her and arrested her!
[08:24] Mei
Ah, she's so cute!
[08:25] Mei
And so beautiful!
[08:27] Jashin
C-Cut it out!
[08:29] Jashin
Arresting me for a reason
like that is an abuse of power!
[08:32] Mei
She's unbelievably cute!
[08:33] Jashin
Stop it!
[08:34] Yurine
Yikes.
[08:34] Jashin
Stop! Stop! Stop!
[08:35] Mei
Anyway, to get to the point, Yurine-san...
[08:37] Yurine
Yes?
[08:38] Mei
May I have her?
[08:40] Yurine
Sure.
[08:41] Jashin
No hesitation at all?!
[08:43] Mei
Yay! Isn't this great, Orochimaru?!
[08:46] Jashin
She even gave me a name...
[08:52] Mei
You really are adorable, Orochimaru.
[08:55] Mei
So cute, it's making me cry.
[08:57] Jashin
This chick is dangerous!
I don't wanna live with her!
[09:00] Yurine
Oh, but if Jashin-chan isn't around, cleaning
and prepping meals will be more work for me.
[09:06] Yurine
I'm sorry. I'll take her home after all.
[09:08] Mei
What? No!
[09:09] Mei
You said I could have her,
but you're taking that back?! Rude!
[09:12] Mei
If I can't have Orochimaru...
[09:17] Mei
Then she can die.
[09:18] Jashin
You're kidding!
[09:22] Mei
Aw, I missed.
[09:25] Jashin
You grazed my tail!
[09:27] Mei
I'm sorry I missed, Orochimaru.
The blade was sharpened, but...
[09:30] Mei
Does it hurt?
[09:35] Mei
She looks so cute when she's suffering!
[09:40] Mei
Okay, let's take a commemorative
photo before I finish you off.
[09:46] Mei
Come on, make a peace sign.
Try to look like you're having fun.
[09:49] Jashin
I-I can't... Please spare me...
[09:53] Mei
So cute!
[09:54] Mei
So Instagrammable!
[09:56] Mei
Perfect! I can't stop!
[09:57] Yurine
I don't want to watch this farce.
I want to go home.
[10:02] Mei
Oh! It's five!
[10:03] Mei
The work day's over! I gotta get home!
[10:07] Mei
I refuse to work overtime!
[10:10] Mei
I put the meat Orochimaru
bought in the office fridge.
[10:15] Mei
Don't forget to take it with you.
[10:17] Mei
Bye!
[10:19] Mei
I know we'll meet again.
[10:23] Yurine
If she thinks you're cute,
she's pretty twisted.
[10:27] Jashin
She's crazy enough to give
Yurine a run for her money.
[10:31] Yurine
By the way, what was that you
were saying about a kid earlier?
[10:35] Jashin
Huh? N-Nothing at all!
[10:37] Yurine
Stare...
[10:40] Jashin
I'd better lock up that tsuchinoko
as soon as I get home.
SIGN Jinbocho
SIGN Jinbocho
SIGN Jinbocho
SIGN Tropes
SIGN Tropes
SIGN Tropes
SIGN Tropes
[10:44] Medusa
Jinbocho Tropes!
SIGN Photo
books
SIGN Foreign
SIGN Jinbocho Station
[11:01] Jashin
No, no! I meant to go
into the subway station!
[11:05] Jashin
I wasn't watching where I was going,
so I went in the wrong door!
[11:10] Jashin
Don't look at your phone while walking.
[11:18] Minos
Hey, that was a nice howl, Beth.
[11:22] Minos
Okay!
SIGN Mother said the air in the human realm was unclean, but...
SIGN Yeah. It feels nice.
[12:00] Yurine
What is it?
[12:01] Jashin
Please die.
[12:03] Yurine
No.
[12:06] Jashin
I should've known!
[12:08] Jashin
Since I can't kill you, I thought
maybe you'd die if I just asked nicely!
[12:12] Yurine
Why would you even
consider that a possibility?
[12:15] Jashin
Pout...
[12:17] Yurine
I'm taking my bath. Take yours once I'm out.
[12:21] Jashin
Fine.
[12:27] Jashin
Did you think there'd be a fan service scene?
[12:31] Jashin
Oh, I'll give you fan service.
[12:36] DevilA
With the tsuchinoko!
[12:42] DevilA
Hey, this isn't bad...
SIGN Ja
[12:44] Jashin
Boo. It didn't work.
[12:47] Jashin
I asked nicely and even bowed
my head. Why can't she just die?
[12:52] Jashin
She's so stingy.
[12:54] Jashin
But I guess that'd be too easy.
[12:57] TV
Aren't the mountains lovely?
[12:59] TV
You should all try getting away for a
while to set your mind and body free!
[13:04] Jashin
What a stupid thing to say.
SIGN Ja
[13:07] Jashin
What's the point in going up when
you have to come back down again?
[13:11] Jashin
Just because there's a mountain there?
[13:14] Jashin
It makes no sense.
[13:16] Jashin
Actually, in suspense dramas,
a lot of murders tend to take place...
[13:22] Jashin
in the mountains!
[13:24] Edward
Yes!
SIGN I'm going to kill you!
SIGN Don't!!
[13:26] Macaulay
No! No!
SIGN I'm sorry I stole your wife!
[13:30] Edward
Yes!
SIGN Too late!!
SIGN Save your regrets for when you're in Hell!!
[13:32] Edward
Yes!
[13:34] Macaulay
No! No!
SIGN It wasn't your wife I wanted!
SIGN It was you I—
SIGN Me, too...
[13:38] Edward
Yes! Yes!
SIGN I loved you, too!!
[13:44] Jashin
Which means there are plenty of spots in
the mountains that are perfect for murder.
SIGN Murder
SIGN Murder
SIGN Murder
SIGN Murder
SIGN Murder
SIGN Murder
SIGN Murder
SIGN Murder
SIGN Murder
SIGN Murder
SIGN Murder
SIGN Murder
SIGN Murder
SIGN Murder
SIGN Murder
SIGN Murder
SIGN Murder
SIGN Murder
SIGN Murder
SIGN Murder
SIGN Murder
SIGN Murder
SIGN Murder
SIGN Murder
SIGN Murder
SIGN Murder
SIGN Murder
SIGN Murder
SIGN Murder
SIGN Murder
SIGN Murder
[13:51] Jashin
If I invite Yurine to go to the mountains...
[13:54] Jashin
I'll have nothing but chances to kill her!
[13:57] Jashin
This time, it's the end for Yurine!
[14:01] Jashin
Now that's settled,
I need to visualize how I'll do it.
[14:07] Jashin
Look, Yurine! The view is magnificent!
[14:13] Yurine
Wow, it really is nice.
[14:15] Yurine
Yoo-hoo!
[14:19] Jashin
Yoo-hoo!
[14:28] Jashin
And she's dead.
SIGN Grin...
[14:30] Jashin
I finally get to make the "dropkick"
in the series title actually happen!
[14:36] Jashin
And here's another possible situation...
[14:39] Yurine
This rope bridge is really unsteady...
[14:43] Yurine
Jashin-chan, help... me...
[14:51] Yurine
S-Stop...
[14:57] Jashin
And she's dead!
[14:59] Jashin
I could even do it this way...
[15:06] Yurine
Jashin-chan, it's a bear!
[15:08] Yurine
What do we do? We have to play dead!
[15:11] Jashin
Now!
[15:12] Bear
Let's do it.
[15:13] Jashin/Bear
Cross...
[15:15] Jashin/Bear
Bear!
[15:21] Jashin
A collaborative effort
between me and the bear!
[15:25] Jashin
Oh, yeah! I've definitely won this time!
[15:30] Jashin
I'm so excited, I think I might pee myself!
[15:34] Yurine
Ah, that was a nice bath.
[15:36] Jashin
Oh, Yurine.
[15:37] Jashin
Do you have any plans tomorrow?
[15:39] Yurine
No, why?
[15:41] Jashin
Then let's go climb a mountain together!
[15:45] Yurine
No.
[15:50] Jashin
Okay.
[15:55] Minos
You know, a lot of the stuff in this anime
happens here in Yurine-chan's apartment.
[16:01] Jashin
Yeah. They can just reuse
the same set that way.
[16:04] Minos
Why don't we go to my place for a change?
[16:08] Minos
How's this?
[16:09] Jashin
It's the same layout,
so there's not much difference.
[16:12] Minos
Oh, right.
[16:13] Minos
Guess I should make some
bigger changes, then.
[16:18] Minos
How's this?
[16:18] Jashin
You changed it too much!
SIGN Kanda
SIGN Suzuran
SIGN Street
[16:32] Medusa
Jashin-chan?
[16:34] Medusa
Okay, got it. I'll be right there.
[16:37] Medusa
Yep.
[16:40] Medusa
Oh, yeah. I should buy
something to take as a gift.
[16:44] Staff
Thank you very much.
[16:47] Medusa
I hope Jashin-chan will like these.
[16:50] Medusa
Oh, I need to withdraw her money, too.
[17:02] Medusa
Hi there!
[17:07] Medusa
Jashin-chan? I'm here.
[17:11] Medusa
I bought some Fresh Moon for you.
[17:15] Medusa
And since it's the end of the month,
I stopped by the bank.
[17:22] Medusa
Jashin-chan?
[17:25] Medusa
What's wrong, Jashin-cha—
[17:39] Medusa
What... is this?
[17:43] Medusa
Why?
[17:45] Medusa
Jashin-chan... is dead...
[17:50] Medusa
Okay, got it. I'll be right there.
[17:51] Medusa
When she called me while
I was on Suzuran Street,
[17:55] Medusa
she sounded so full of energy...
[18:03] Medusa
Jashin-chan!
[18:09] Jashin
That whole sequence of moves you just
made, and that sequence of expressions!
[18:14] Jashin
I was watching from inside the closet,
and I burst out laughing!
[18:21] Jashin
I laughed so hard, I fell out.
[18:23] Jashin
That's the skin I just molted.
[18:25] Jashin
Did you forget that I molt
every few thousand years?
[18:30] Jashin
Well, today was the day!
[18:33] Jashin
That's why I came up with this
little prank and called you over.
[18:38] Jashin
Did you really think I was dead?
[18:40] Jashin
No way in Hell!
[18:44] Jashin
Huh? What's wrong?
[18:49] Medusa
Did you really think that would be funny?
[18:53] Jashin
Huh?
[18:54] Medusa
This goes beyond the bounds of a prank.
[18:58] Medusa
Do you not realize how sad
I would be if you really died?
[19:04] Jashin
U-Uh-oh! It's...
[19:09] Jashin
Polite Medusa!
[19:14] DevilA
Let me explain!
[19:16] DevilA
When Medusa's anger hits max,
she enters an excessively polite mode.
[19:19] Jashin
Medusa only hits this level of fury
once every few thousand years.
[19:25] Jashin
My molting and Medusa's polite mode...
[19:28] Jashin
Two ultra-rare events that only
occur once every several millennia!
[19:33] Jashin
It's like Obon and New Year's
happening at the same time!
[19:38] Medusa
I'll be going now. I won't be visiting
the human realm again for a while.
[19:44] Jashin
This is serious.
[19:47] (Flashback) Medusa
I don't care what happens to you anymore!
I'm never coming back to the human realm!
[19:52] Jashin
This isn't like last time. She's serious!
[19:56] Jashin
Please...
[19:57] Jashin
Please don't go, Medusa!
[19:59] Jashin
You know I have neurotic
gastritis, don't you?!
[20:03] Jashin
If you leave right now, I'll worry so
much that I'll get holes in my stomach,
[20:08] Jashin
and then I might die for real!
[20:14] Jashin
W-Well, I guess I might have
taken my joke a little too far.
[20:21] Jashin
Ha, ha, ha, and ha...
[20:30] Jashin
I'm sorry.
[20:33] Jashin
I didn't think you would get so angry.
[20:36] Medusa
I can't! I'm leaving!
[20:39] Jashin
No... Wait!
[20:41] Jashin
Forgive me, Medusa!
I'll get holes in my stomach!
[20:54] Jashin
Medusa... Medusa!
[21:00] Jashin
M-My stomach... hurts...
[21:06] Medusa
Just kidding! Got you back!
[21:09] Medusa
I won't leave.
[21:14] Jashin
Medusa!
[21:18] Jashin
You took that joke too far!
[21:22] Medusa
Don't ever play a prank like that again.
[21:24] Jashin
Okay... Okay! I won't!
[21:27] Jashin
I promise I won't!
[21:29] Medusa
There, there.
[21:36] Yurine
I'm home.
[21:38] Jashin/Medusa
Welcome home!
[21:40] Jashin
Fresh Moon is so yummy!
[21:42] Jashin
The mellow flavor goes great with coffee.
[21:45] Medusa
They're great with green tea, too.
Want some more?
[21:50] Jashin
Yep!
[21:51] Medusa
I'll take off the wrapper.
[21:53] Jashin
Thanks!
[21:55] Yurine
These two are as chummy as ever, I see.
[21:57] Medusa
Here you go!
[22:00] Jashin
Yum!
[22:02] Medusa
Like it?
[22:03] Jashin
I love it!
SIGN Fresh
Moon
SIGN Fresh
Roman
[22:05] Medusa
Oh, you've got some on your face.
[22:07] Jashin
Wipe it off for me.
[23:40] Jashin
Screams and madness
eat away at people's hearts.
[23:43] Jashin
When justice goes berserk,
the town is drenched in devil blood,
[23:47] Jashin
and the angel is left in despair.
[23:49] Jashin
Dropkick on My Devil returns next time
with a suicide dive to your heart!
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SIGN Suico Penguin Goods Campaign
SIGN Total
[00:01] Staff
Your total is 3,200 yen.
[00:04] Jashin
Ugh, why don't they have the
second volume of the grimoire?
[00:09] Yurine
I bought the first volume
at a used bookstore.
[00:13] Yurine
You're looking in the wrong places.
[00:16] Yurine
I'm glad I was able to buy the book I wanted.
SIGN m 0 0 l 100 0 100 100 0 100
SIGN On that day,
the woman,
Hanazono Yurine...
SIGN m 0 0 l 100 0 100 100 0 100
SIGN ...used the grimoire
she bought at a used
bookstore to casually
summon a devil...
SIGN TV Anime
Adaptation!
[00:20] Jashin
That's Yurine.
SIGN ...used the grimoire she bought at a used
bookstore to casually summon a devil...
[00:24] Jashin
Guess it's true.
[00:26] Yurine
I'm hungry. Let's stop
and eat on our way home.
[00:30] Yurine
What do you want?
[00:31] Jashin
Y-You're...
[00:33] Yurine
Huh? What are you saying?
[00:35] Yurine
I want to go to Jiro.
[00:38] Yurine
Yeah. Let's go to Jiro.
[00:40] Jashin
Huh? Why'd you even ask me?
[00:43] Jashin
And what is "Jiro"?
[00:45] Jashin
Also, we're...
[00:48] Jashin
...getting an anime adaptation?!
[00:50] DevilA
You only just realized?
[02:22] Staff
Welcome.
[02:25] Yurine
You always get fried fish with
your mincemeat cutlets and rice.
[02:29] Jashin
This is what I like the best!
[02:32] Jashin
What about you?
[02:33] Jashin
You always get milk and
scallop croquettes with rice.
[02:37] Yurine
Yeah. This is what I like the best.
[02:42] Jashin
I want to try a bite of that.
[02:45] Yurine
No.
[02:47] Yurine
I hate all that "gimme a bite"
food-sharing stuff.
[02:54] Yurine
You should eat what you ordered
for yourself, and eat it all.
[02:57] Jashin
Oh... Okay. I apologize.
[03:04] Yurine
I can't finish my rice.
[03:06] Yurine
Jashin-chan, finish it for me.
[03:07] Jashin
Huh? O-Okay...
[03:11] Jashin
This totally contradicts
what she just said.
[03:14] Jashin
But I won't say anything.
She'd just get mad at me.
[03:19] Yurine
I'm done. That was delicious.
[03:24] Yurine
Excuse me. I'd like a mincemeat
cutlet boxed lunch, please.
[03:28] Staff
Got it. One mincemeat cutlet
boxed lunch coming up.
[03:31] Jashin
What are you going to do with that?
[03:33] Jashin
Is it for dinner?
[03:35] Yurine
There's one more stop I want to make.
[03:44] Yurine
Pekola, are you there?
I brought you some food.
[03:47] Jashin
Why's she giving food to that fallen angel?
[03:49] Guy
Pekola?
[03:52] Guy
I'm not Pekola.
[03:54] Yurine
Oh, wrong place.
[03:56] Guy
Pekola's over there.
[03:58] Yurine
Oh, that's hers?
[04:00] Yurine
Thank you.
SIGN No soccer, baseball, fireworks, or other disruptive activities allowed in this park
[04:03] Pekola
What do a witch and
her familiar want with me?
[04:06] Jashin
Could you be any more impudent?!
[04:09] Jashin
Want me to kill you right here and now?!
[04:11] Pekola
D-Don't!
[04:13] Pekola
On top of being weak since I lost my halo,
[04:15] Pekola
I'm also so hungry,
I have no strength at all.
SIGN Gurrrrgle
SIGN Gurrrrgle
SIGN Gurrrrgle
[04:20] Yurine
That's why I brought this for you.
[04:25] Pekola
A m-mincemeat cutlet lunch!
[04:28] Pekola
Th-This is... for me?
[04:33] Pekola
I don't need it! My pride as an angel won't
allow me to accept charity from a witch!
[04:39] Pekola
P-Please leave!
[04:41] Yurine
I'm not a witch.
[04:44] Yurine
Okay, fine. Have it your way.
[04:48] Yurine
I'll just leave this here.
[04:55] Yurine
Jashin-chan, let's go.
[04:57] Jashin
Yep.
[05:14] Pekola
I want it so bad!
SIGN Gurrrrgle
SIGN Gurrrrgle
SIGN Gurrrrgle
[05:16] Pekola
No, no, no! I mustn't! What angel
would eat food given to her by a witch?!
[05:23] Pekola
But it's not good to waste food...
[05:29] Pekola
I don't care about the witch, but isn't
leaving it uneaten rude to whoever cooked it?
[05:35] Pekola
That's it!
[05:37] Pekola
It's rude to the cook!
[05:38] (Flashback) Cook
Eat up.
SIGN °Her mental image
[05:40] Pekola
Okay! I'll eat it!
[05:46] Pekola
Ah, that smells delicious.
[05:49] Pekola
Huh?
[05:52] Pekola
Why are you here?
[05:55] Jashin
You said you weren't gonna eat it, so I thought
I'd have it. Don't want it to go to waste.
[06:05] Jashin
What? Did you want to eat it?
[06:09] Pekola
O-Of course not!
[06:11] Jashin
Thought so.
SIGN Diiiing
[06:22] Jashin
That was the last bite.
[06:24] Jashin
Ah, that was yummy! And so juicy!
[06:28] Jashin
Those juicy meat juices are so juicy!
[06:33] Jashin
I'm no good at food reviews.
[06:34] Jashin
Thanks for the food!
Get rid of the trash for me, yeah?
[06:38] Jashin
My belly's so full.
[06:40] Jashin
Honestly, what a greedy body I have.
[06:47] Pekola
This is for the best.
[06:49] Pekola
I held on to my pride as an angel.
SIGN Gurrrrgle
SIGN Gurrrrgle
SIGN Gurrrrgle
[06:54] Pekola
Ugh. I'll have some water and go to sleep.
[06:59] Pekola
Patrasche, I'm so tired.
SIGN Some
Time
Later
SIGN Pekola
[07:12] Yurine
You disappeared at some
point on the way home.
[07:16] Yurine
You didn't go back and
eat Pekola's lunch, did you?
[07:20] Jashin
N-No, I didn't!
[07:22] Yurine
Really?
[07:24] Jashin
I didn't!
[07:24] Yurine
Oh? You'd better tell me the truth...
[07:34] Yurine
or I'll turn your arm into
mincemeat in the blender.
[07:36] Jashin
I ate it! I ate it!
SIGN Aaaaaa
SIGN aaaaargh
[07:41] Yurine
Tonight's dinner is
Jashin-chan mincemeat cutlets.
SIGN Please bear
SIGN with us a moment
SIGN Please bear
SIGN with us a moment
[07:50] Yurine
Okay, I'm going back to Jiro
to get another lunch for Pekola.
[07:54] Yurine
Regenerate your arm and clean up in here.
[08:00] Jashin
Damn it! She really did it!
Even after I told her the truth!
[08:04] Jashin
Damn it!
SIGN Fresh
SIGN Mincemeat Cutlet
[08:16] Pekola
Bless that witch.
[08:23] Minos
Hello!
[08:28] Minos
I brought you a really cool
rare souvenir from Hell.
[08:32] Minos
A toy mandragora!
[08:34] DevilA
Mandragora. Also known as the mandrake.
[08:38] DevilA
They scream when pulled out of the dirt,
and legend says any human who hears it
[08:42] DevilA
goes crazy and dies!
[08:46] Minos
It makes a dying scream
when you squeeze its belly.
SIGN Gaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaah
SIGN Gaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaah
SIGN Gaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaah
[08:53] Jashin
That's creepy!
[08:56] Yurine
Th-That's so rock 'n roll...
[08:58] Jashin
What's rock 'n roll about it?
[09:00] Minos
You like it?
[09:01] Yurine
Yeah.
SIGN Gaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaah
SIGN Gaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaah
[09:02] Minos
I'm so glad! The mandragora's happy, too!
[09:05] Yurine
Jashin-chan is scum, but her friends,
like you and Medusa, are all great.
[09:11] Yurine
Even though Jashin-chan is scum.
[09:13] Jashin
Hmph! She's not my friend or anything.
[09:17] Minos
Why would you say that? That's mean.
[09:19] Jashin
It's not mean!
[09:20] Jashin
How many times have I gotten hurt
'cause of you since we were kids?!
[09:25] (Flashback) Minos
Jashin-chan, I'll push you.
[09:27] (Flashback) Text
Huh?
[09:27] (Flashback) Minos
And... push!
[09:31] (Flashback) Minos
Wow!
[09:33] (Flashback) Minos
You can bend further!
[09:35] (Flashback) Jashin
I-I can't!
[09:37] (Flashback) Minos
You can!
SIGN Crack
[09:41] (Flashback) Minos
Huh? What happened?
[09:43] (Flashback) Jashin
You dislocated my spine...
[09:49] Minos
I said I was sorry for all those times.
And I didn't do 'em on purpose.
[09:53] Jashin
That doesn't make it okay!
[09:55] Jashin
Think before you do things, you musclehead!
[09:59] Minos
Excuse me? It's your
own fault for being weak!
[10:02] Jashin
What?! I'm not weak! You wanna fight?
[10:06] Minos
Fine by me!
[10:07] Jashin
I'll teach you!
[10:10] Jashin
Killer move: Jashin-chan Dropkick...
[10:13] Jashin
The Animation!
[10:16] Jashin
Take this!
[10:17] Minos
I can repel a move like that easy!
SIGN Gaaaaaah
SIGN Gaaaaaah
SIGN Gaaaaaah
[10:39] Jashin
M-Mandragora-chan?
SIGN Silence...
SIGN Silence...
SIGN Silence...
SIGN Silence...
SIGN There's no response.
SIGN It's just a corpse.
[10:47] Jashin
Th-That really was a dying scream...
[10:51] Jashin
But... whatever, right?
It was creepy, anyway!
[10:56] Jashin
Right, Yurine?
[10:58] Yurine
I really liked that toy.
[11:03] Jashin
Yurine?
[11:05] Minos
Well, it's about time for me
to deliver the evening paper.
[11:09] Jashin
Hey! Wait, Minos, you jerk!
[11:12] Yurine
Its death scream was so cute.
[11:17] Yurine
And she said it was rare.
[11:22] Yurine
You know what this means, don't you?
[11:28] Yurine
There.
[11:31] Yurine
Oh, come on. A little yelp like that
won't replace its death scream.
[11:37] Jashin
I can't take any more... Please stop...
[11:43] Yurine
Give me a better scream.
SIGN Unhappy
Turn
SIGN Unhappy
Turn
SIGN Unhappy
Turn
[11:51] Pekola
I work and work and work,
SIGN I work and work and work,
[11:53] Pekola
but my life never gets any easier.
SIGN but my life never gets any easier.
[11:55] Pekola
I only stare at my hand.
SIGN I only stare at my hand.
[11:57] Minos
Working is fun!
[11:59] Jashin
You work, you lose.
[12:02] Pekola
I only stare at my hand.
SIGN Yaki
SIGN tori
SIGN Ice
Cream
SIGN Ice
Cream
SIGN Ice
Cream
[12:17] Mei
Good morning, Miyatsuko from India.
SIGN For
SIGN Maharaurava
[12:21] Mei
Have you gotten used to
this room, Totempoleko?
SIGN Hell
SIGN For
SIGN Maharaurava
[12:25] Mei
Vastine...
SIGN Hell
SIGN For
SIGN Maharaurava
[12:27] Mei
It was really hard to bring you
into this family, you know.
SIGN Hell
SIGN For
SIGN Maharaurava
SIGN Hell
SIGN For
SIGN Maharaurava
SIGN Hell
SIGN For
SIGN Maharaurava
SIGN Hell
SIGN For
SIGN Maharaurava
SIGN Hell
SIGN For
SIGN Maharaurava
SIGN Bus Departure Schedule
[12:32] Mei
The way they did this bus
dead-ule is just so wonder-four!
[12:37] Mei
My beautiful babies...
[12:39] Mei
Now, if I can just bring Orochimaru
into the fold, it'll be perfect.
[12:45] Mei
Oh, no! I can't laze around here! I'm late!
[12:51] Mei
The supercop of the Banzaibashi
Police Department, Tachibana Mei,
[12:55] Mei
will protect the peace in this world!
[13:01] Mei
I have to patrol the area to make sure
there's no one dangerous around.
[13:13] Hashira
A-Are you okay?!
SIGN I'm all right. I just have a weak constitution.
SIGN Sorry to worry you.
[13:26] Hashira
She had such a cute voice.
[13:28] Mei
Okay, no problems here.
[13:32] An
Excuse me, kind young man.
[13:34] An
Do you have any interest
in woodblock prints?
[13:36] Hashira
Huh? Woodblock prints?
[13:38] An
They're a bit expensive,
but you can pay in installments.
[13:42] An
They will be valuable
assets in the future.
[13:46] An
How about just a quick peek?
[13:49] Hashira
O-Okay, then...
[13:51] Hashira
Just a peek.
SIGN Gallery
Numa
[13:53] An
One silkscreen!
SIGN Sale
In Progress
SIGN Sale
In Progress
SIGN Sale
In Progress
SIGN Sale
In Progress
SIGN Sale
In Progress
SIGN Sale
In Progress
[13:59] Mei
Good! No problems here!
[14:10] Mei
Wonderful!
[14:11] Mei
That form!
[14:13] Mei
And the inexplicable
Halloween-ish clothes!
[14:17] Mei
Oh, no! It's so wonderful, I could cry!
[14:21] Mei
Right! You're mine now!
[14:24] Mei
Upsy-daisy...
[14:27] Staff
Uh, excuse me...
[14:29] Staff
Is there some problem with that statue?
[14:33] Staff
It hasn't been rigged with
explosives or anything, has it?
[14:37] Mei
No. I'm just taking it home
because it's so cute.
[14:40] Staff
Huh?
[14:42] Mei
He says he wants to come home with me, too.
[14:45] Mei
Right?
[14:46] Mei
I do!
[14:47] Mei
See?
[14:48] Staff
What's with this chick?
[14:50] Staff
She's crazy. I gotta call the police.
[14:50] Mei
Pet, pet! You're so smooth!
[14:52] Staff
Wait, but isn't she a...
[14:53] Mei
Oh, you're so cute!
[14:54] Staff
Hang on, why am I dealing with this?
I'm just a part-timer!
[14:55] Mei
Mister Fluffy Bom-ba-ye!
Bom-ba-ye! Bom-ba-ye!
[14:58] Staff
There's nothing I can do!
[15:01] Mei
Well, let's go!
[15:02] Staff
W-Wait! You can't do that!
That's a store mascot!
[15:05] Mei
Ah. You just touched my butt, didn't you?
[15:07] Staff
Huh?!
[15:08] Mei
Eek! Pervert! Police, help me!
[15:12] Staff
I did not touch your butt!
[15:14] Mei
I'm taking him home.
[15:16] Staff
Let go, you psycho bitch!
[15:19] Jashin
That's the twisted woman from the other day.
[15:23] Jashin
I was supposed to meet Medusa here,
[15:26] Jashin
but I don't want this freak spotting me.
[15:29] Medusa
Jashin-chan!
[15:32] Mei
Jashin-chan?
[15:34] Mei
Orochimaru!
[15:35] Medusa
Sorry to keep you waiting. I was buying
chicken to bring to you and Yurine-chan.
[15:40] Medusa
What's wrong?
[15:41] Mei
I don't need this!
Orochimaru's the only one for me!
[15:44] Jashin
She found me, damn it! You idiot!
[15:48] Mei
Wait, Orochimaru!
[15:52] Jashin
I can't stand that woman!
[15:55] Mei
Come on, wait for me!
[15:58] Medusa
What's wrong, Jashin-chan?
[16:00] Medusa
If you did something bad,
you need to atone for it.
[16:05] Jashin
Shut up!
[16:08] Mei
Orochimaru!
[16:16] Mei
Bull's-eye!
[16:18] Medusa
J-Jashin-chan! Are you okay?!
[16:21] Jashin
You know I'm not.
SIGN Orochimaru
[16:25] Mei
Gotcha!
[16:29] Mei
Oh, Orochimaru!
[16:31] Mei
You're so beautiful... and adorable.
[16:34] Mei
And slippery...
[16:36] Jashin
S-Stop...
[16:38] Mei
You're still my favorite, Orochimaru!
[16:42] Mei
Let's take another picture to celebrate!
[16:45] Jashin
I-I can't... Please stop...
[16:49] Medusa
U-Uh...
SIGN Like!
SIGN Just now
[16:55] DevilA
I like!
[17:03] Pekola
It all looks so delicious!
[17:06] Poporon
Pekola-sama, there's dessert, too.
[17:09] Pino
And have some nectar to drink.
SIGN m 0 0 l 0 0 l 23 0 b 24 0 24 1 24 1 l 24 14 b 24 15 23 15 23 15 l -21 15 b -21 15 -22 15 -22 14 l -22 1 b -22 1 -22 1 -22 1 b -22 1 -22 0 -21 0 l -21 0 b -21 0 -21 0 -21 0 b -21 0 -21 0 -21 0
SIGN Angel Apprentices
[17:12] Pekola
I can't eat all this.
[17:18] Pekola
Veal steak...
[17:20] Pekola
Onion gratin soup...
[17:22] Pekola
Parfait... Cake... Unleavened bread...
[17:25] Pekola
Bagna cauda... Tiramisu...
[17:28] Tanehashi
Hey, part-timer!
[17:29] Pekola
Mincemeat cutlets...
[17:30] Tanehashi
Hey, part-timer!
[17:32] Tanehashi
I'm talking to you, part-timer!
[17:35] Pekola
Y-You mean me?
[17:38] Tanehashi
I dunno if you're Pekola or not,
but quit standing around, part-timer!
[17:42] Tanehashi
Start moving stuff, part-timer!
[17:46] Pekola
Why must I be treated this way?
[17:49] Pekola
I may have fallen, but I'm a former angel!
[17:53] Pekola
Having to carry such
heavy boxes up a staircase...
[17:57] Pekola
What is this, the Holy
Emperor Cross Mausoleum?
[18:00] Pekola
We have to carry these heavy boxes up these
stairs, then go back down in an elevator.
[18:06] Pekola
Over and over again.
[18:09] Pekola
All for 400 yen per hour!
[18:11] Pekola
Why is it a measly 400 yen?! Isn't the minimum
wage in Tokyo 958 yen excluding tax?!
[18:18] Pekola
Well, I suppose I have no choice
if I want to live on Earth.
[18:23] Pekola
There's no other place that would take in
someone like me with no background.
[18:30] Pekola
Oof.
[18:32] Pekola
That was heavy.
[18:33] Pekola
What in the world is in this box, anyway?
[18:36] Tanehashi
If you're done, get back down here
and get the next one, part-timer!
[18:40] Pekola
That human has such
a stupid-sounding voice...
SIGN Doesn't sound
intelligent at all
SIGN Doesn't sound
intelligent at all
[18:47] Pekola
I have a feeling there's something
very wrong about this whole process...
[18:58] Long Hair
The relationship between the theory
of relativity and warp navigation
[19:01] Long Hair
parallels the relationship between
dark matter and black holes...
[19:08] Pekola
I know I didn't have a choice in workplaces,
but I clearly ended up at a very scary one!
[19:16] Pekola
Stare...
[19:20] Pekola
This human seems decent.
[19:25] Hottie
A g-giant praying mantis... is...
[19:30] Hottie
is coming to kill me and eat me...
[19:34] Hottie
N-No... Stay back...
[19:37] Hottie
Stay away from me!
[19:40] Mantis
Praying mantis.
[19:45] Hottie
I wouldn't taste any good, you know!
SIGN White-
Eyed
SIGN White-
Eyed
[19:55] Hottie
The praying mantis... wants me...
[19:57] Pekola
Praying... mantis...
SIGN White-
Eyed
[20:02] Mantis
Praying mantis.
[20:03] Hottie
Praying mantis... Praying mantis...
[20:10] Jashin
I drank too much.
[20:14] Jashin
Hey, fallen angel!
[20:16] Jashin
Bet ya don't eat a lot of sushi, do ya?
[20:19] Jashin
This is s'posed to be for Yurine,
[20:21] Jashin
but I'm willin' to give ya a bite!
SIGN Urp
SIGN SPLAT
SIGN Fell
asleep
in her
puke
[20:50] Pekola
I'm exhausted.
[20:53] Pekola
I'm grateful they pay in cash,
[20:57] Pekola
but being worked to the bone
for eight hours for just 3,200 yen...
[21:01] Pekola
I'll use 1,000 of this
for food and necessities,
[21:05] Pekola
and save the other 2,200 yen.
[21:09] Pekola
But for now, I need to rest up for tomorrow.
[21:19] Pekola
My house!
[21:22] Pekola
You again?!
[21:32] Pekola
I work in those conditions
for such a low wage,
[21:35] Pekola
then have my house destroyed by a devil...
[21:39] Pekola
And no one is coming to
take me back to Heaven...
[21:44] Pekola
I'm... I'm...
[22:07] Pekola
Oh, a shooting star!
[23:40] Jashin
The gospel rings out.
[23:42] Jashin
Jacob's Ladder drops from
a gap in the overcast sky.
[23:46] Jashin
With a beam of light,
a new angel descends.
[23:49] Jashin
Dropkick on My Devil returns next time
with a Shining Wizard to your heart!
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[01:31] Jashin
It's done!
[01:34] Jashin
Dinner tonight is curry!
[01:41] Yurine
Pork cutlet curry, huh?
[01:43] Yurine/Jashin
Let's eat!
[01:47] Yurine/Jashin
Great meal.
[01:56] Minos
Curry tonight, eh?
[01:58] Minos
Bet that's tasty.
SIGN The Next Evening
SIGN The Next Evening
[02:04] Jashin
Dinner tonight is curry again!
[02:08] Yurine
Hamburg steak curry.
[02:11] Yurine
Curry's always better the day after.
[02:14] Yurine/Jashin
Let's eat!
[02:17] Yurine/Jashin
Great meal.
SIGN The Next Evening Yet Again
SIGN The Next Evening Yet Again
[02:23] Jashin
Dinner tonight is curry yet again!
[02:26] Yurine
Hang on. Hang on, hang on.
[02:28] Yurine
This isn't gonna go on for
the next 20 minutes, is it?
[02:32] Jashin
Don't worry about that.
[02:34] Jashin
This is the last of the curry.
[02:36] Yurine
Still, if it's the third day of curry...
[02:40] Yurine
Rock, paper, scissors... Shoot.
[02:43] Jashin
I won...
[02:47] Yurine
Jashin-chan, since you won, I grant you
the right to go get the mayonnaise.
[02:52] Jashin
Yes, ma'am! With pleasure!
[02:56] Jashin
Here!
SIGN Yurine
SIGN Yurine
SIGN Yurine
SIGN Yurine
SIGN Yurine
[02:57] Yurine
Thanks.
SIGN Yurine
SIGN Yurine
SIGN Yurine
SIGN Yurine
SIGN Yurine
[03:04] Jashin
Y-You're not gonna put that
on the curry, are you?
[03:07] Yurine
That's exactly what I'm gonna do.
[03:10] Jashin
Mayo on curry?!
[03:12] Jashin
There's no way that'll taste good!
[03:14] Yurine
They go great together.
[03:19] Yurine
Go on, try it.
[03:30] Jashin
This... This is great!
[03:32] Yurine
See?
[03:33] Jashin
Why?! Why is this actually good?!
[03:35] Yurine
Because it's mayonnaise.
[03:37] Jashin
That's not really an answer, but it is good.
[03:41] Jashin
No questioning that.
[03:43] Jashin
Mayonnaise on curry... It's Muhammad.
[03:47] Jashin
It tot-Ali works!
[03:49] Jashin
I've made up my mind!
[03:50] Jashin
I'm making curry again tomorrow!
[03:53] Yurine
Again?
[04:01] Yurine
Wow...
[04:03] Yurine
I didn't know you could buy
stuff like this on Amazon, too.
[04:07] Yurine
You're really making curry again, huh?
[04:10] Jashin
Yep. I'm making chicken curry.
[04:14] Jashin
If you walk at Mach speed,
[04:16] Jashin
I live five minutes away from the station...
[04:22] Yurine
Which do you think is sharper,
a katar or a chakram?
[04:30] Yurine
Hey...
[04:32] Yurine
Are you listening?
[04:34] Yurine
Huh?
[04:37] Yurine
She disappeared.
[04:40] Jashin
Huh?
[04:41] Jashin
What's going on?
[04:43] Jashin
What the heck just happened?
[04:45] DevilA
Allow me to explain!
[04:47] DevilA
When Jashin-chan was making the curry,
[04:50] DevilA
by pure coincidence, her stirring
pattern drew a magic circle.
[04:54] DevilA
The chicken was sacrificed,
[04:55] Jashin
If you walk at Mach speed,
[04:56] DevilA
and the random song she sang
[04:58] Jashin
I live five minutes away from the station...
[04:59] DevilA
just happened to be the incantation to
open a dimensional portal, and as a result...
[05:05] DevilA
Jashin-chan warped away!
[05:10] Jashin
Where am I?
[05:12] Jashin
It looks vaguely familiar...
[05:19] Jashin
It's the entrance to Hell!
SIGN Welcome to Hell
SIGN 666m ahead
SIGN Free parking
SIGN (capacity:
666 cars)
[05:22] Jashin
How did I end up at the entrance
to Hell when I was stirring curry?
[05:27] Jashin
Wait! Maybe...
[05:29] Jashin
The kitchen exploded in a gas fire...
SIGN Kaboom*!
SIGN Kaboom!
SIGN Kaboom!
SIGN Kaboom!
[05:32] Jashin
and Yurine died, allowing me to go home?
SIGN Kaboom!*
[05:35] Yurine
Hidebu.
[05:39] Jashin
Nah, if that had happened,
I would've been blown to bits and dead, too.
[05:44] Jashin
I don't know what happened, but until
I meet the conditions to return home,
[05:49] Jashin
I'm just going to be turned away at the gate.
[05:52] Medusa
Hey, doesn't that lady look
kinda like a grown-up Jashin-chan?
[05:57] Jashin
She looks nothing like me.
[05:59] Jashin
The only thing that's the same is
we both have the bottom half of a snake.
[06:02] Minos
She looks just like you.
Are you sure you're not related?
[06:12] Jashin
A tiny Medusa...
[06:14] Jashin
Minos...
[06:16] Jashin
and me!
[06:18] Medusa
It seems she knows us.
[06:21] Minos
She must be one of your relatives.
[06:23] Jashin
Are you my relative, lady?
[06:25] Jashin
Where'd you come from?
[06:28] Jashin
I was cooking dinner in the
human realm a minute ago,
[06:30] Jashin
and the next thing I knew, I was here.
[06:33] Medusa
The human realm?
[06:35] Minos
I heard there's nobody in the human
realm right now 'cause of a big flood.
[06:39] Jashin
Huh?!
[06:40] Jashin
A big flood... Wait, would that be...
[06:43] Jashin
the one that happened
about 7,000 years ago?
[06:47] Jashin
So that means...
[06:48] Jashin
I came back to Hell, but it's the past?
[06:53] Three
What?!
[06:55] Medusa
You're Jashin-chan from the future?
[06:58] Jashin
I know it's hard to believe, but yeah.
[07:01] Medusa
I believe you!
[07:03] Medusa
'Cause your eyes
don't look like a liar's eyes!
[07:07] Jashin
You're so precious, Medusa.
[07:09] Jashin
Don't ever let any weird
grown-ups deceive you.
[07:13] Minos
Hey, lady!
[07:15] Minos
What am I like in the future?
[07:20] Jashin
Well, this pancake chest of yours...
[07:23] Jashin
looks more like this. Bwoing.
[07:27] Minos
"Bwoing"? Awesome! I sound super strong!
[07:30] Jashin
You sure are. Not as strong as me, though.
[07:33] Medusa
What about me?
[07:37] Jashin
You do nothing but work.
[07:40] Jashin
There are these fantastic things
in the future called ATMs...
[07:44] Jashin
What about me? What am I like?
[07:48] Jashin
This.
[07:49] Jashin
Huh?
[07:50] Jashin
Literally this.
[07:52] Jashin
Please no!
[07:55] Jashin
I wanted to end up cooler! Like this!
[08:00] Jashin
That looks nothing like us!
[08:02] Jashin
I'm in real trouble, though.
[08:05] Jashin
How do I get back to the
human realm I was just in?
[08:09] Jashin
You can leave that to us!
[08:12] Jashin
We'll send you back with the secret ritual!
[08:18] Staff
Here's your curry.
SIGN The
Original
SIGN Hell
Curry
SIGN Genuine Hell Curry
SIGN The
Original
SIGN The Original!!
Hell Curry
SIGN Super Spicy
SIGN Super Spicy
SIGN The
Original
SIGN Hell
Curry
[08:27] DevilA
This curry is super spicy.
[08:30] Three
Zazas, zazas, nasatanada zazas...
[08:38] Three
Zurolo, zoas, nanomiala, hekau...
[08:40] Jashin
Oh, right, this thing. Yeah, I remember it.
[08:43] Jashin
But it won't work.
[08:46] Three
Zurazza, zavai...
[08:46] Jashin
I tried it over and over,
[08:49] Jashin
but it never worked., Not even once...
[08:49] Three
Infernum.
[08:56] Jashin
She disappeared.
[08:57] Medusa
Does that mean it worked?
[09:01] Medusa
Did you remember to pray
that she'd make it back?
[09:03] Jashin
Nah, I was thinking about dinner.
[09:06] Minos
Yeah, I'm hungry!
[09:08] Minos
Wonder what's for dinner.
[09:09] Jashin
I hope it's curry!
[09:11] Minos
Curry sounds great!
[09:12] Jashin
Chicken curry is my favorite.
[09:14] Minos
Mine's beef curry!
[09:14] Medusa
I hope she made it home...
[09:16] Jashin
What are you, a cannibal?
[09:18] Minos
Oh, shut up.
SIGN Indian Style
SIGN Indian Style
SIGN Tasty
SIGN Tasty
SIGN Naan
SIGN Naan
[09:22] Jashin
Ow, ow, ow...
SIGN Indian Style
SIGN Indian Style
SIGN Tasty
SIGN Tasty
SIGN Naan
SIGN Naan
[09:25] Jashin
Huh? Oh, I really made it back.
[09:28] Yurine
"Made it back," my ass.
[09:32] Yurine
You just disappeared into thin air,
[09:34] Yurine
and now, you suddenly
show up on top of the table,
[09:37] Yurine
and splatter my food all over me.
[09:40] Yurine
Curry stains are very
difficult to get out, you know.
[09:44] Yurine
Right?
[09:49] Delivery
Amazon delivery.
SIGN Amazon
[09:53] Yurine
I just ordered these...
[09:58] Yurine
And they're here already.
[10:00] Yurine
That's Prime for you.
[10:06] Yurine
And they're both impressively sharp.
[10:08] Jashin
I'm more shocked that
you were eating dinner
[10:11] Jashin
without a care in the world
even after I disappeared!
[10:15] Minos
Curry again today?
[10:17] Minos
Bet that's tasty!
SIGN With Snake Meat
SIGN Super Spicy
[10:20] Jashin
Both love and curry
need lots of time to cook!
[10:30] Yurine
It's the end of August,
but it's still so hot.
[10:37] Yurine
Don't ignore me. Say something.
[10:44] Boy StudentA
The shaved ice from that little stand
was really good, huh?
[10:47] Boy StudentB
Yeah. The lemon syrup was awesome.
[10:51] Jashin
I want some shaved ice!
[10:53] Yurine
Was there a shaved ice stand around here?
[10:57] Jashin
That must be it!
SIGN Shaved Ice
SIGN Shaved Ice
SIGN Shaved Ice
SIGN Shaved Ice
[11:02] Yusa
Get your nice, cold shaved ice here!
[11:05] Jashin
Yusa! Koji!
[11:07] DevilA
Huh?
[11:07] Yusa
Oh, it's good to see you two again.
[11:10] Yurine
So the stand they were
talking about was yours.
SIGN Shaved Ice
[11:13] Yusa
It's the off-season at my job in Hell,
[11:16] Yusa
so we came to work here.
[11:18] Yusa
Business has been quite good.
[11:20] Jashin
What?
[11:21] Jashin
Shaved ice is profitable?!
[11:23] Yurine
Listen, Jashin-chan.
[11:25] Yurine
It's profitable for Yusa-san and her sister
[11:28] Yurine
because they can create the ice
and some of the syrup themselves.
[11:31] Yurine
So even if you tried it...
SIGN Shaved
Ice
SIGN Lemon
SIGN Strawberry
[11:35] Yurine
I was too late.
[11:40] DevilA
Brain freeze! Brain freeze!
[11:45] Jashin
I'll make a fortune selling shaved ice, too!
[11:49] Jashin
They're selling it for 200 yen, so...
[11:53] Jashin
I'll sell it for 300 yen!
[11:56] Yurine
Who would buy that when
it's only 200 yen right next door?
[12:00] Chiba
One melon, please.
SIGN Ja
SIGN shin
SIGN Shaved Ice
SIGN Grape
SIGN Blue
Hawaii
SIGN Melon
SIGN Lemon
SIGN Strawberry
[12:02] Jashin
I sold one!
[12:04] Yurine
No way.
[12:07] Jashin
They're still coming!
SIGN Ja
SIGN shin
SIGN Shaved Ice
[12:09] Yurine
I guess people lose the ability
to reason when it's hot.
[12:15] Jashin
But productivity is so low
with this shaved ice maker.
[12:21] Jashin
And those two can just
produce ice instantly...
[12:29] Jashin
In that case...
[12:32] Jashin
I'll use both hands and my tail
to crank three at once!
SIGN Ja
SIGN shin
SIGN Shaved Ice
[12:37] Yurine
Hilarious.
[12:41] DevilA
The headache you get when eating
shaved ice is called an "ice cream headache."
[12:46] DevilA
That's the official scientific term!
[12:49] DevilA
Even when it's shaved ice you're eating,
[12:51] DevilA
it's an ice cream headache!
SIGN Ja
SIGN shin
SIGN Shaved Ice
SIGN Ja
SIGN shin
SIGN Shaved Ice
SIGN Ja
SIGN shin
SIGN Shaved Ice
SIGN Ja
SIGN shin
SIGN Shaved Ice
SIGN Ja
SIGN shin
SIGN Shaved Ice
SIGN Ja
SIGN shin
SIGN Shaved Ice
[12:59] Jashin
It's not selling at all anymore.
[13:02] Jashin
But there's such a long
line at their stand...
SIGN Shaved
Ice
[13:08] Jashin
Damn that Koji!
[13:10] Jashin
I'm gonna change her nickname to Mimori and
make it harder to establish her character!
[13:14] Yurine
You know, very few people
are gonna get that reference.
[13:18] Girl StudentA
Wow, look at this!
[13:20] Girl StudentA
It's so fluffy!
[13:21] Girl StudentB
It's monstrously good!
[13:23] Yurine
They're devils, not monsters, actually.
[13:29] Jashin
This cheap store-bought ice and syrup
and these toy shaved ice makers
[13:34] Jashin
could never beat their
smooth, fluffy shaved ice.
[13:38] Jashin
If I want to win, I need
to get the best stuff there is!
[13:44] Jashin
I'm going to collect natural ice
from the top of Mount Fuji!
SIGN The air's so thin.
SIGN But it's a power spot...
SIGN I pray I'll find Jashin-chan.
[14:12] Jashin
Ice! Ice! Ice! Ice! Ice!
[14:18] Jashin
I got it!
[14:20] Yurine
You sure are energetic today.
[14:23] Jashin
And to make the ice smooth and fluffy...
[14:27] Jashin
An industrial shaved ice maker
and luxury syrups!
[14:31] Jashin
There it is!
[14:32] Yurine
That stuff must have been expensive...
[14:35] Jashin
Medusa, I'll use this stuff
I bought with your money to win.
[14:42] (Flashback) Medusa
Good luck!
[14:43] Yurine
Did she die?
SIGN Did she die?
[14:44] Jashin
And to finish off Yusa and Koji...
[14:48] Jashin
I'll sell 'em for...
[14:49] Jashin
five yen!
[14:51] Yurine
You're gonna be in so much debt.
[14:56] Jashin
I'll beat them in sales
using my superior ice!
[15:00] Yurine
That's not even the goal
you started with anymore.
[15:00] Jashin
Smooth and fluffy, smooth
and fluffy, smooth and fluffy!
[15:05] Jashin
Yusa and Koji!
[15:06] Jashin
This is the end for both of you!
[15:10] Jashin
Now, humans!
[15:13] Jashin
This is the best shaved ice of all!
[15:16] Jashin
Now buy it!
[15:17] YakuzaA
Pardon me, little snake girl.
[15:20] Jashin
Huh?
[15:21] YakuzaA
Did you get permission to do business here?
[15:25] Jashin
Uh... Permission?
[15:28] Yusa
We got permission.
SIGN Permission Form
SIGN Permission Form
SIGN Permission Form
[15:32] YakuzaA
Looks like you didn't.
[15:35] Jashin
Buh... Wha... Uh...
[15:36] YakuzaB
You're gonna have to come with us.
[15:40] YakuzaA
Her bottom half's a snake, but I bet
we could make some money off the top half.
[15:46] YakuzaB
The snake part ain't half bad, either.
[15:50] Yusa
She looks like she wants some help.
[15:53] Yurine
No, that face is saying,
"I'm fine. Don't worry."
[15:58] DevilA
Step right up! It's steaming hot!
SIGN Devil Shaved Ice
SIGN m 0 0 l 100 0 100 100 0 100
SIGN m 0 0 l 100 0 100 100 0 100
SIGN m 0 -5 l 100 0 100 100 0 100
SIGN m 0 -10 l 100 0 100 100 0 100
SIGN Grape
SIGN Melon
SIGN Anko
SIGN Curry
SIGN Curry Shaved Ice
[16:00] Chiba/Ozaki
We'll take it!
[16:08] Pekola
There.
[16:09] Pekola
That should do it.
[16:15] Pekola
So heavy...
[16:17] Pekola
And I've barely eaten anything,
so I have no strength...
[16:25] Pekola
What is such a big rock doing here?
[16:29] Pekola
If only I had my halo,
I could turn it into bread...
[16:37] Pekola
Now I have enough water
for today and tomorrow.
[16:42] Pekola
It's all torn up here.
[16:45] Pekola
There we go.
[16:49] Poporon
I found you, Pekola-sama.
[16:52] Pekola
Y-You're the apprentice angel!
[16:55] Poporon
Poporon.
[16:57] Poporon
And I'm not an apprentice
anymore. I'm an angel.
SIGN m 0 0 l 0 0 l 23 0 b 24 0 24 1 24 1 l 24 14 b 24 15 23 15 23 15 l -21 15 b -21 15 -22 15 -22 14 l -22 1 b -22 1 -22 1 -22 1 b -22 1 -22 0 -21 0 l -21 0 b -21 0 -21 0 -21 0 b -21 0 -21 0 -21 0
SIGN Angel Apprentices
[17:03] Poporon
You didn't show up on the angel radar app.
[17:06] Poporon
You were very hard to find.
[17:08] Pekola
As you can see, I've lost my halo,
[17:11] Pekola
so I couldn't even contact
anyone about getting home!
[17:14] Poporon
Oh, so that's why you weren't on the radar.
SIGN The specified angel could not be found
[17:18] Pekola
I waited for so long for someone
to come and get me...
[17:20] Pekola
Now I can finally, finally return to Heaven!
[17:25] Pekola
The first thing I want to do is take
a good, long soak in the big bath...
[17:30] Pekola
And after my bath, I'll drink
some nectar and eat until I'm full,
[17:35] Pekola
and then, I'll sleep comfortably
in a nice, warm bed.
[17:38] Pekola
Now, hurry up and take me back to Heaven—
[17:42] Pekola
Huh?
[17:44] Poporon
Bye-bye, Pekola-sama.
[17:54] Poporon
Hey, don't jump out of the way.
[17:56] Pekola
Wh-What is going on?
[17:59] Poporon
Here comes the next one!
[18:01] Poporon
One, two...
[18:02] Poporon
Yakisoba!
[18:13] Pekola
Wh-Why?
[18:16] Poporon
Well, you see, since you
went missing, I'm filling in for you.
[18:24] Poporon
But if you came back,
I'd be sent back to my previous position.
[18:28] Poporon
And then, my fun days of bossing
the other angels around would end.
[18:33] Pekola
Wait, I don't understand...
[18:37] Poporon
Ugh! You're so infuriatingly stupid!
[18:40] Poporon
So long as you don't come back,
I can continue having fun every day!
[18:46] Pekola
So you're saying you didn't come
to take me back home, but to...
[18:52] Poporon
I came to eliminate you.
[18:56] Pekola
I thought...
[18:58] Pekola
I thought I'd finally get to go home...
[19:01] Pekola
I can't believe this is happening...
[19:05] Poporon
I sure am lucky.
[19:06] Poporon
If you can't use your angel powers,
[19:09] Poporon
aren't you just a lump of meat?
[19:11] Pekola
Meat...
[19:12] Poporon
Or maybe just garbage.
[19:13] Pekola
Garbage...
[19:13] Poporon
That makes it so easy.
[19:16] Pekola
I always sensed there was something
about you that wasn't very angelic,
[19:20] Pekola
but I had no idea it was this severe.
[19:23] Poporon
I'm not an angel because I'm fit to be one.
[19:27] Poporon
I'm an angel because I was born to be one.
[19:34] Jashin
Heya, slay ya.
[19:37] Jashin
What? Were you busy?
[19:39] Poporon
Why is a devil here?
[19:41] Jashin
Here's some curry.
Yurine told me to bring it to you.
[19:45] Pekola
C-Curry!
[19:47] Pekola
B-But I can't accept charity from a witch.
[19:50] Jashin
What? You saying you can't eat my curry?
[19:52] Poporon
Excuse me...
[19:54] Jashin
It's really tasty.
[19:56] Poporon
Hey!
[19:57] Poporon
You're in my way!
[19:59] Poporon
I'll eliminate you later, all right?
[20:01] Poporon
So move!
[20:08] Poporon
What is this potato-filled slop, anyway?
[20:11] Poporon
Would you just go away?
[20:12] (Flashback) Jashin
It tastes great.
[20:14] (Flashback) Jashin
Curry's best the day after it's made.
[20:17] (Flashback) Jashin
It needs lots of time to cook. The third day!
[20:24] Jashin
Garam masala!
[20:28] Jashin
Jashin-chan Dropkick!
[20:33] Jashin
Spicy!
[20:35] Jashin
What do you think you're
doing to my curry, you brat?!
[20:39] Jashin
You can waste human lives all you want,
[20:41] Jashin
but don't you dare waste food!
[20:46] Jashin
The packing tape!
[20:46] Pekola
H-Here!
[20:56] Man
Kazuyo, this is my revenge
for you dumping me.
SIGN Suicide Note
[21:02] Man
God, forgive me for wasting this life.
[21:16] Man
I don't wanna die! Save me! Mommy!
[21:27] Pekola
Poporon is gone...
[21:29] Jashin
So who was that, anyway?
[21:31] Pekola
Oh, uh...
[21:32] Jashin
I guess it doesn't matter anymore.
[21:34] Jashin
I'm hungry after all that running.
[21:37] Jashin
Let's go.
[21:39] Jashin
Yurine won't believe me if I tell her
some weird chick dumped the curry.
[21:43] Jashin
If she's just gonna make me bring you more,
you might as well eat at the house with us.
[21:49] Pekola
B-But a devil's cooking...
[21:51] Jashin
Quit complaining and come with me.
[21:55] Jashin
You should never let curry go to waste.
[22:01] Pekola
Well, she did save me today.
[23:40] Jashin
A girl who hid her face all her life now
walks with confidence in the sun's rays.
[23:46] Jashin
But this happiness would only
last but a brief moment.
[23:49] Jashin
Dropkick on My Devil returns next time
with a Tope in Reversa to your heart!
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[01:35] Jashin
I wanted to stop by the arcade.
[01:37] Jashin
The latest in the fruit figure series,
the mango, is out.
[01:41] Jashin
But I bought frozen food today, so I can't.
SIGN Shirokuma Almond Jelly
SIGN Shirokuma Almond Jelly
SIGN Shirokuma Almond Jelly
SIGN Shirokuma Almond Jelly
SIGN Shirokuma Almond Jelly
SIGN Shirokuma Almond Jelly
[01:46] Jashin
Too bad.
[01:47] Jashin
Man, I want a mango...
[01:49] Poporon
Here she comes.
[01:50] Jashin
'Cause it's lukewarm...
[02:02] Poporon
I'm over here.
[02:04] Poporon
How'd you like the power of my Light Sword?
[02:07] Jashin
Sword?
[02:08] Poporon
You had some nerve to do
what you did last time, Potato!
[02:11] Jashin
Pota...?
[02:12] Jashin
My name's not Potato! It's Jashin-chan!
[02:15] Jashin
And who are you, anyway?!
[02:18] Poporon
I'm Poporon-chan, the angel you
wrapped up and flung into the ocean!
[02:29] Jashin
Did that happen?
[02:31] Poporon
Don't tell me you forgot!
[02:35] Jashin
The Shirokuma almond jelly Yurine asked
me to buy! H-H-H-How could you do this?!
[02:39] Poporon
Huh? What even is this stuff?
Just shut up and listen to—
[02:43] Jashin
Oh no... This won't end well!
[02:46] (Flashback) Yurine
If you can't even do a shopping run right...
SIGN Wahhhhhhhhh
[02:56] Jashin
Damn you! First, it was my slow-cooked curry,
and now you've ruined my almond jelly!
[03:01] Poporon
Who cares?
[03:02] Jashin
Say what?!
[03:04] Jashin
I should've gone to the arcade
instead of running that errand!
[03:08] Jashin
I bet I would've won it today!
I could've had that mango!
[03:08] Poporon
I can't accept things as they stand!
[03:11] Poporon
An angel can't just lose to a devil!
[03:13] Jashin
I could've had the mango...
Fresh mangos are so yummy...
[03:16] Poporon
Listen to me!
[03:17] Jashin
Huh?
[03:18] Poporon
You devils are nothing but an eyesore!
You're an inferior species unworthy of life!
[03:23] Poporon
Would you just go away?!
[03:25] Jashin
Nope.
[03:26] Poporon
Yes! Go away!
[03:27] Jashin
Nope. Not gonna.
[03:28] Jashin
Never going away.
[03:30] Poporon
You're pissing me off! Just die!
[03:35] Poporon
What?!
[03:35] Jashin
I've been practicing catching
swords in case of surprise attacks.
[03:40] Poporon
Impossible... How?
[03:42] Poporon
Are you okay? Your hand's impaled on a spike.
[03:44] Jashin
Ow! That hurts!
[03:46] Poporon
What are you, an idiot?
[03:48] Jashin
You keep making fun of devils!
[03:51] Jashin
Are you that much better?!
Who's an angel, anyway?
[04:03] Jashin
What is this? I feel as if
power is rising within me!
[04:08] Jashin
After absorbing the power of an angel,
[04:11] Jashin
Jashin-chan is now a Super Jashin-chan,
a fusion of good and evil!
[04:14] Poporon
My halo had that much power?!
[04:18] Jashin
Guess not.
[04:19] Jashin
Aw, I guess it was just really shiny!
[04:22] Jashin
What a letdown!
[04:24] Poporon
But without my halo, I can't use my powers!
[04:27] Jashin
Yay!
[04:29] Jashin
What'd you call that? The Light Sword?
[04:32] Jashin
Without your powers,
I guess it's just a spiky bat now, huh?
[04:35] Jashin
What are you gonna do?
[04:38] Jashin
And now the inferior species,
the devil, gets her turn!
[04:41] Jashin
I'm getting all excited now!
[04:44] Jashin
Here I go!
[04:46] Jashin
Get... ready... for...
[04:50] Poporon
Hey...
[04:51] Poporon
Hey, did you really take me
seriously? I was just kidding.
[04:54] Poporon
It's better for angels and devils
to get along, right?
[04:57] Poporon
I'm opposed to Armageddons!
[04:59] Poporon
Good day to you!
[05:01] Jashin
She was pretty cunning for an angel.
[05:03] Jashin
She reminds me of someone...
[05:06] DevilA
Here's who!
[05:07] Jashin
Oh, right!
[05:08] Jashin
The Shirokuma almond jelly!
[05:11] Jashin
She's gonna kill me for sure.
[05:15] Poporon
It's the perfect weapon for an angel, no?
[05:21] Minos
Medusa told me about this
great curry place the other day.
[05:25] Minos
It's called Manten,
and their servings are huge!
[05:27] Jashin
Once again...
[05:28] Minos
It was so good! And the staff was so cheerful
that it felt like such a great place to be!
[05:29] Jashin
Yurine swapped the super-thin castella
I tried to serve Minos back to me.
[05:33] Yurine
Cool. Where's Medusa today?
[05:36] Minos
Oh, she said she was going out with a friend.
[05:39] Jashin
A friend?!
[05:40] Minos
What's wrong, Jashin-chan?
[05:42] Jashin
A friend? Medusa has...
[05:44] Jashin
another friend besides me?!
[05:47] Medusa
A-T-M.
SIGN A(migo-ship) T(erminated) M(oocher)
[05:51] Jashin
That traitor!
[05:51] Minos
Jashin-chan? Hey, Jashin-chan? What's wrong?
[05:53] Jashin
She never had anyone she could
go out with other than me before!
[05:55] Minos
Answer me! Hey, can I eat that? Huh?
[06:01] Jashin
I'll blow up her phone!
I'll get her here right now!
SIGN DAI
SIGN DAI
[06:07] DevilA
Daimaru-yaki!
SIGN DAI
SIGN DAI
SIGN DAI
SIGN DAI
SIGN DAI
SIGN DAI
SIGN DAI
SIGN DAI
SIGN DAI
SIGN DAI
[06:10] Minos
Well, I gotta get to my part-time job.
[06:16] Jashin
You absolute hussy! I heard all about it!
Who'd you make friends with, huh?!
[06:20] Jashin
Who do you have that you can
go out with other than me?!
[06:23] Medusa
Uh... That's...
[06:26] Jashin
Seriously? You're gonna give me
a "How'd you find out?" face?
[06:29] Jashin
How shameless can you be, you hussy?!
Are you some kinda dancing queen?!
[06:33] Yurine
Are you jealous?
[06:35] Yurine
Who Medusa goes out with is her choice.
[06:38] Jashin
I-I'm not jealous at all!
[06:41] Jashin
I don't care what this basic,
low-ranked chick does.
[06:44] Jashin
I just find it unforgivable
for some reason!
[06:46] Yurine
I think that's what you call being jealous.
[06:48] Jashin
Just tell me already!
Who'd you go out with, you traitor?!
[06:52] Medusa
U-Uh, it was...
[06:56] Jashin
So you do feel guilty. So guilty
you can't even bear to tell me!
[07:00] Jashin
After all those times you said you loved me!
What's your problem?!
[07:02] Yurine
Well, I think I'll go to the bookstore.
[07:05] Jashin
Save that for later!
[07:07] Jashin
I want you to hear every last detail
of this hussy's dastardly deeds!
[07:10] Yurine
Do you ever shut up?
[07:13] Medusa
You're so cruel, Jashin-chan.
[07:15] Medusa
Do you have to keep calling me
"hussy" and "traitor"?
[07:18] Jashin
C-Cry all you want.
I still won't forgive you.
[07:20] Jashin
Why don't you just explain
what this is all about?
[07:24] Medusa
I didn't tell you because
I thought I wasn't supposed to.
[07:27] Jashin
Huh?
[07:28] Medusa
You're the one who told me not to.
SIGN A Few Days Prior
[07:31] DevilA
A few days prior...
SIGN A Few Days Prior
SIGN A Few Days Prior
SIGN A Few Days Prior
SIGN A Few Days Prior
SIGN A Few Days Prior
SIGN A Few Days Prior
SIGN A Few Days Prior
[07:34] Jashin
I got so hung up on getting that figure
at the arcade, I blew 5,000 yen on it.
SIGN Fruit
SIGN Figure
SIGN Grapes
[07:39] Jashin
What's with this stupid figure, anyway?!
Grapes?! Who the hell even needs this?!
SIGN Fruit
SIGN Figure
SIGN Grapes
SIGN Fruit
SIGN Figure
SIGN Grapes
[07:43] Jashin
I got too serious because of the mango!
[07:47] Jashin
I burned through all my spending money!
[07:51] Jashin
Medusa, do you love me?
[07:55] Medusa
Where'd that come from? Of course I love you.
[08:00] Jashin
I can't go on living without money!
[08:02] Jashin
What am I supposed to do now?!
[08:05] Medusa
Don't cry, Jashin-chan.
[08:07] Medusa
It'll be okay. I'll just work more.
[08:09] Jashin
What? You will?
[08:10] Medusa
I'll protect you, Jashin-chan!
[08:12] Jashin
Really?
[08:13] Jashin
Aw, I'm sorry. I wasn't saying it
to get you to do that or anything.
[08:19] Medusa
Okay.
[08:19] Jashin
But don't tell them you want
more work because of me.
[08:22] Jashin
It'd make me the bad guy.
[08:24] Medusa
Okay, I won't.
[08:27] Medusa
So I told Minos I was going out
with a friend to cover it up.
[08:30] Medusa
I wasn't even sure if I should
talk about it in front of Yurine-san...
[08:34] Medusa
But you keep being mean, calling me a hussy
and a traitor and saying I kept quiet
[08:38] Medusa
because I felt guilty...
[08:40] Jashin
Hey, Yurine, why don't you
go to the bookstore?
[08:43] Jashin
Guess it's too late now, huh?
[08:46] Jashin
But "hussy" is just wrong.
Who called you a hussy?
[08:49] Jashin
Dancing queen? In this case,
you're more like "Money, Money, Money."
[08:55] Medusa
They're both mean!
[08:56] Yurine
Jashin-chan...
[08:57] Yurine
You really are the
absolute worst, aren't you?
[09:01] Yurine
I actually feel sorry for you.
[09:03] Yurine
I know you're a devil,
but you'd really sink that low?
[09:09] Jashin
Huh? You're not gonna do anything to me?
[09:11] Yurine
Medusa, I'll walk you to the station.
[09:14] Medusa
Okay...
SIGN DAI
SIGN DAI
[09:15] DevilA
Nom.
[09:20] Jashin
What is this feeling?
[09:22] Jashin
Why did Yurine look at me
like she'd given up on everything?
[09:27] Jashin
It was as if she didn't even
consider me worth punishing this time.
[09:36] Jashin
M-My stomach hurts!
[09:40] Jashin
And my acid reflux is acting up!
[09:46] Yurine
Are you crying?
[09:48] Jashin
No, I'm not.
[09:50] Yurine
Are you puking, then?
Don't make a mess in my closet.
SIGN Open
SIGN Menu
SIGN Cutlet Curry
SIGN Croquette Curry
SIGN Shumai Curry
SIGN Wiener Curry
SIGN Jumbo Curry
SIGN Large Curry
SIGN Regular Curry
SIGN Yen
SIGN Yen
SIGN Yen
SIGN Yen
SIGN Yen
SIGN Yen
SIGN Yen
[10:14] Staff
Welcome.
[10:17] Minos
Heya.
[10:19] Medusa
Minos...
[10:21] Minos
I've got a message from Jashin-chan.
[10:24] Minos
She wanted me to give this to you.
[10:26] Staff
Thank you for waiting.
SIGN Dear Medusa
SIGN I might possibly have been just a tiny bit wrong yesterday.
SIGN So to make up for it,
I'll spend today with you.
SIGN I'll be waiting in
Shibuya at 1:00.
SIGN Jashin-chan
SIGN Dear Medusa
SIGN I might possibly have been just a tiny bit wrong yesterday.
SIGN So to make up for it,
I'll spend today with you.
SIGN I'll be waiting in
Shibuya at 1:00.
SIGN Jashin-chan
[10:31] Jashin
I might possibly have been
just a tiny bit wrong yesterday.
[10:38] Jashin
So to make up for it,
I'll spend today with you.
[10:43] Jashin
I'll be waiting in Shibuya at 1:00.
[10:48] Medusa
Jashin-chan...
[10:49] Minos
She was apparently outside my place
last night, yelling about having no money,
[10:54] Minos
but I was asleep and didn't even notice.
[10:57] Minos
I just found that in my newspaper box.
[11:00] Medusa
It's okay! That's why I asked for more work!
[11:03] Medusa
Whenever Jashin-chan's
in trouble, I have her back!
[11:06] Medusa
Gotta go!
[11:07] Minos
Wait, your curry!
[11:08] Medusa
You can have it! Sorry, Minos!
[11:10] Medusa
I'll leave the money here!
[11:12] Staff
Thank you.
[11:13] Minos
Heck yeah!
[11:15] Medusa
I know! I'll wear the things
I bought the other day!
[11:18] Medusa
It might be a nice surprise for Jashin-chan!
[11:21] Yurine
Weren't you going out?
[11:23] Jashin
I'm leaving soon. We're meeting up at 1pm.
I think I'll get there right on time.
[11:29] Yurine
Really?
[11:30] Eyeball
Ding, ding!
[11:31] Jashin
That sound...
[11:33] Eyeball
Congratulations, Jashin-chan-sama.
You have leveled up.
[11:37] Yurine
What is this thing?
[11:39] Jashin
It's Eyeball-chan, a lower devil
that delivers messages.
[11:42] Yurine
Huh...
[11:43] Eyeball
I've come to inform you that you have
earned a reward for leveling up.
[11:49] Jashin
Yay!
[11:50] Yurine
What happens when you level up?
[11:53] Jashin
You get a reward and
all kinds of other bonuses.
[11:56] Yurine
Bonuses?
[11:58] Jashin
A free train pass,
a voucher for a fancy hotel,
[12:02] Jashin
coupons for huge discounts
at the grocery store...
[12:05] Jashin
and a bunch of other things.
[12:07] Yurine
The hell? Is that like discount
coupons for stockholders?
[12:10] Jashin
Wait... I didn't kill anything
big enough to level up, though.
[12:15] Eyeball
Because you ate an angel's halo
and nullified her powers,
[12:19] Eyeball
you have been granted
a special exception to level up.
[12:22] Jashin
For real?! I'll eat more, then!
Time to go angel-hunting!
[12:25] Eyeball
Because you are a pitiful devil
who cannot return to Hell,
[12:29] Eyeball
to congratulate you on leveling up...
[12:31] Eyeball
Satan-sama has sent this.
SIGN Satan's Tears
SIGN Satan's Tears
SIGN Satan's Tears
[12:34] Jashin
What's that?
SIGN Satan's Tears
[12:36] Eyeball
It would take too long to explain,
SIGN Satan's Tears
[12:38] Eyeball
but it is a side product of
Satan-sama's magic research.
[12:41] Yurine
This'll take a while, won't it?
I'm gonna eat my Puttsun Pudding.
[12:42] Eyeball
As a result of some spell or other
being performed on some recipe or other,
SIGN Puttsun Pudding
SIGN Puttsun Pudding
[12:47] Eyeball
this Super Ultra Exciting Galaxy
Sentimental Dream is made as...
[12:53] Eyeball
And that's what it is.
[12:54] Jashin
Huh. So if I drink this,
I'll get really powerful?
[12:58] Eyeball
Yes.
[12:59] Jashin
For real? I might be able to kill Yurine!
[13:02] Eyeball
Well, I have fulfilled my duty, so...
[13:05] Eyeball
Farewell!
[13:07] Yurine
It blew up...
[13:08] Jashin
Sniffle, sniffle.
[13:09] Jashin
Eyeball-chan dies once
it's delivered its message.
[13:14] Yurine
That's intense.
[13:15] Jashin
But devils that die in the human realm
reincarnate in Hell right away,
[13:19] Jashin
and they're always reborn
a rank higher, so it's all good.
[13:23] Yurine
Huh.
[13:24] Jashin
Eyeball-chan, I accept this with gratitude.
[13:32] Jashin
Whoa, that stinks!
[13:33] Jashin
I-Is this really safe to drink?!
SIGN Jashin-chan
SIGN This is totally safe to drink
SIGN Satan
[13:39] Jashin
Uh... You know what?
[13:41] Jashin
I bet it's one of those things that
smells awful, but tastes... pretty okay...
[13:46] Yurine
If you're gonna drink it,
do it already. It reeks.
[13:52] Jashin
It tastes as bad as it smells!
[13:56] Yurine
It's actually surprising
how unsurprising that is.
[14:03] Yurine
That's so good.
[14:04] Jashin
Who cares about Puttsun Pudding?!
I'm suffering here! Gimme a bite!
[14:09] Yurine
No. I eat every bite of my
own dessert. That's my policy.
[14:13] Jashin
Damn it! Then I'll just leave now
and get Medusa to buy me tons of sweets!
[14:20] Jashin
Ow! What the hell did I trip over?
There's nothing there.
[14:23] Yurine
Jashin-chan, you... Those...
[14:27] Jashin
Huh?
[14:33] Medusa
I wonder if Jashin-chan will be surprised.
[14:37] Jashin
Hey.
[14:38] Medusa
Huh? Jashin-chan?!
[14:40] Medusa
Why are you wearing clothes?
Wow, you look so cute!
[14:43] Jashin
I don't look cute. I look strong.
[14:47] Jashin
Sorry I kept you waiting.
[14:48] Medusa
Oh, it's totally okay.
[14:50] Medusa
I just got here a little early, that's all.
[14:52] Medusa
I did get some weird looks because
I've been here all this time, but... huh?
[14:58] Medusa
Jashin-chan... You have legs?
[15:01] Jashin
She finally noticed, huh?
[15:03] (Flashback) Yurine
You... Those...
[15:06] (Flashback) Jashin
I've grown legs!
[15:08] (Flashback) Yurine
Is it because of this?
SIGN Satan's Tears
[15:10] (Flashback) Jashin
It must be!
[15:11] (Flashback) Jashin
The message said I'd get a lot more
powerful. I guess this is what it meant.
[15:16] (Flashback) Yurine
You'll make life rough for the
animators if you stay naked.
[15:19] (Flashback) Yurine
Wear this for now.
[15:23] (Flashback) Jashin
By the way, are these panties new?
[15:26] (Flashback) Yurine
I've never worn them, okay?!
[15:28] Jashin
Medusa's gonna be so excited
when she sees me like this!
[15:34] Jashin
So that's what happened. Surprised?
[15:36] Medusa
I can't believe Satan-sama gave you
a reward like that! You're amazing!
[15:41] Jashin
Wait, where's your paper bag?
[15:45] Medusa
I had contacts made that
block my petrification power.
[15:49] Jashin
What?! That's awesome!
[15:51] Jashin
So you'll be able to walk around in the
human realm without the bag now?
[15:55] Medusa
Yep!
[15:57] Jashin
Good for you, Medusa.
[16:01] Medusa
Oh, Jashin-chan!
[16:04] Medusa
I want to wear clothes like yours.
[16:07] Medusa
Let's pick some out!
[16:16] Medusa
Isn't this cute?
[16:18] Jashin
They all look the same to me.
[16:20] Medusa
Ta-da! What do you think?
[16:22] Jashin
You look great.
[16:24] Medusa
Really?! I'm so happy!
[16:26] Medusa
It's so nice not needing to wear
a bag on my head around town.
[16:30] Medusa
It made it so much harder to see
the sights. This is much more fun!
[16:34] Jashin
Medusa seems to be enjoying
herself a lot more than usual.
[16:37] Jashin
She must've really hated that bag.
[16:41] Medusa
You're happy to have legs now, too, aren't you?
You're enjoying yourself more than usual.
[16:45] Jashin
Th-That's not true.
It's really drafty and uncomfortable.
[16:49] GuyA
What's this?
[16:50] GuyA
There are angels in Shibuya!
[16:52] GuyB
Hey, you super cute angels.
Wanna get some tea with us?
[16:55] Jashin
We're devils!
[16:57] Medusa
We got hit on!
[16:58] Jashin
They'll have to wait ten
billion years before trying again.
[17:10] Medusa
This is pretty amazing! And tasty!
[17:13] Jashin
I don't understand human
standards for cuteness.
[17:18] Jashin
Let's go check that out later.
[17:19] Medusa
What is that? It's so big!
[17:22] Jashin
It's the Unicorn.
SIGN Jashin-chan is here in Tokyo somewhere...
[17:44] Medusa
Jashin-chan, look! The ocean!
[17:47] OtakuA
Are you okay?!
[17:48] OtakuB
You're not hurt?
SIGN Moe
SIGN Moe
SIGN Moe
SIGN Moe
[17:50] Jashin
Don't touch her!
[17:51] Jashin
Try again in 20 billion years!
[17:53] Medusa
I'm not used to these shoes, so I tripped.
[17:56] Jashin
Are you okay?
[17:58] Jashin
Medusa!
[17:58] Jashin
Your legs!
[18:01] Medusa
What's... happening?
[18:03] Jashin
Your legs are starting to petrify!
[18:05] Jashin
We need a place with fewer people!
[18:07] Jashin
Let's go over there!
[18:10] Jashin
Is it a side effect of your contacts?
[18:14] Medusa
Huh?
[18:14] Jashin
Take them out for a bit.
[18:16] Medusa
O-Okay...
[18:21] Medusa
I think it stopped.
[18:24] Jashin
I knew it.
[18:25] Jashin
There's no way your petrification
power can be blocked that easily.
[18:29] Jashin
Someone made you phony
contacts with side effects.
[18:31] Jashin
Once we get back to Hell,
I'm gonna file a complaint.
[18:34] Medusa
I'm sorry, Jashin-chan!
[18:36] Medusa
You took the time to spend today with me,
and I only caused trouble for you...
[18:40] Medusa
I thought I could finally walk
around without a paper bag...
[18:45] Jashin
Stop crying, Medusa!
[18:47] Jashin
I don't...
[18:49] Jashin
I don't think you've caused any trouble.
[18:52] Jashin
And there might be another
way besides the contacts.
[18:56] Jashin
So cheer up.
[18:57] Medusa
Yeah... You're right.
[19:01] Jashin
But I will never forgive
that crooked merchant!
[19:05] Jashin
Curse these phony contacts!
[19:10] Jashin
Huh?
[19:12] Malphas
Wait, what? Where am I? Huh?!
[19:16] Medusa
Oh, the one who sold me the contacts.
[19:18] Malphas
Oh! Thank you for your business!
[19:20] Jashin
You're the crooked merchant
who sold her these phony contacts?!
[19:25] Jashin
Dropkick in Odaiba!
[19:31] Jashin
Oh! My dropkick's a lot more powerful, too!
[19:34] Jashin
Maybe I'll be able to kill Yurine now!
[19:38] Medusa
Thank you!
[19:39] Medusa
You really are kind, Jashin-chan!
[19:42] Jashin
It's nothing like that.
[19:44] Jashin
He just pissed me off 'cause
he made you waste your money.
[19:48] Jashin
Your money is my money, after all.
[19:51] Medusa
Yes, yes.
[19:56] Jashin
We should head home now.
[19:57] Medusa
Yeah.
[19:58] Jashin
We'll be in a crowd, so...
[20:00] Jashin
You'll have to wear this paper bag.
[20:03] Jashin
Come on.
[20:05] Jashin
You can't walk until the
petrification wears off.
[20:08] Medusa
Okay.
[20:10] Medusa
Thanks, Jashin-chan. I'm not heavy, am I?
[20:13] Jashin
You sure are. Lose some weight.
[20:15] Medusa
You're so mean!
[20:17] Jashin
Hey, that's cold. Did you just drool on me?
[20:21] Medusa
I didn't drool!
[20:28] Jashin
Unseasonal snow?
[20:52] Yurine
What?!
[20:54] Yurine
So you carried Medusa on your back
all the way from Odaiba?
[20:57] Jashin
Even I'm worn out after that.
[21:00] Medusa
I'm sorry.
[21:01] Yurine
I guess you do have
a little bit of good in you.
[21:04] Yurine
Just a little bit.
[21:05] Jashin
And that's how I get you to let your
guard down with my "good devil" mode!
[21:09] Jashin
I've already confirmed
legs are stronger than a tail!
[21:12] Jashin
Die, Yurine! This will be the final episode
of the Dropkick on My Devil! anime!
[21:17] Jashin
Jashin-chan Dropkick:
[21:18] Jashin
We Have Enough Episodes Now, So We Can Run
a "Recap Episode for Reasons" Next Week...
[21:24] Jashin
The Final!
[21:29] Jashin
Ouch.
[21:32] Jashin
Huh?
[21:33] Jashin
My tail's back!
[21:34] Yurine
Looks like that potion wears off
after some time.
[21:38] Jashin
Shame I lost my power-up,
[21:40] Jashin
but this is the body I feel best in!
[21:44] Jashin
I'll get dinner ready now.
[21:45] Yurine
Hold it.
[21:47] Yurine
I finally managed to see just
a tiny bit of good in you earlier,
[21:51] Yurine
and you just brushed off my kindness...
[21:54] Yurine
and tried to kill me again, didn't you?
[21:57] Yurine
Since you got your tail back,
[21:59] Yurine
maybe we'll have live
snake for dinner tonight.
[22:02] Jashin
Please don't! I don't wanna be eaten alive!
[22:06] Medusa
Jashin-chan, thanks for everything today!
[23:40] Jashin
Two angels have had their wings ripped off
and bear the same scars on their heart,
[23:44] Jashin
though they are as
opposed as light and darkness.
[23:47] Jashin
And a devil surpasses time...
[23:49] Jashin
Dropkick on My Devil returns next time
with a Pallo Special to your heart!
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SIGN July 9th
SIGN July 9th
SIGN Life Theater
SIGN Life
Theater
[02:01] Jashin
The goddess is smiling.
SIGN July 9th
SIGN July 9th
SIGN Life
Theater
[02:16] Jashin
I lost again.
[02:19] Jashin
I shouldn't have even played!
[02:22] Jashin
Why did I bother playing?
[02:23] Jashin
How is my wallet empty
after just thirty minutes?
[02:29] Jashin
If I had never walked into this alley...
[02:32] Jashin
If I had ignored the special deal
and just gone to the grocery store...
[02:37] Jashin
This right hand whispers to me
that I should spin the reels.
[02:42] Jashin
Why does it tremble and groan so?!
[02:44] Jashin
Oh, life is so cruel!
[02:48] Jashin
God of time, please send me back to
before I entered this establishment!
SIGN Jashin-chan's
Life Theater
SIGN Fin
SIGN Life
Theater
SIGN Jashin-chan's
Life Theater
SIGN Fin
SIGN Jashin-chan's
Life Theater
SIGN Fin
SIGN Jashin-chan's
Life Theater
SIGN Fin
SIGN Jashin-chan's
Life Theater
SIGN Fin
SIGN Jashin-chan's
Life Theater
SIGN Fin
SIGN Jashin-chan's
Life Theater
SIGN Fin
[02:55] Medusa
Jashin-chan!
[02:56] Jashin
Oh, ATM.
[02:58] Medusa
I was just on my way to see you.
[03:01] Medusa
Look! I bought Fresh Moon.
[03:04] Jashin
Fresh Moon?
SIGN Fresh
Moon
[03:06] Jashin
Fresh... "New"...
[03:09] Jashin
"Moon"... The moon...
[03:11] Jashin
A new moon rises?
[03:13] Jashin
If I play now, I can win.
[03:16] Jashin
If I don't play now...
[03:17] DevilA
...then when?
[03:19] Medusa
What is it?
[03:23] Jashin
Please!
[03:25] Jashin
Please! Lend me 20,000 yen!
I'll pay you back double!
[03:29] DevilA
And then...
[03:32] Yurine
You absolute imbecile!
[03:35] Yurine
What was that about paying it back double?
[03:37] Yurine
That's not double anything. That's cobwebs.
[03:40] Yurine
You even spent all our dinner money.
[03:44] Yurine
My only choice now is to kill you.
[03:47] Jashin
Help me, Medusa!
[03:49] Medusa
Please forgive her!
She regrets what she's done!
[03:52] Medusa
She's a good girl deep down!
[03:55] Medusa
Right, Jashin-chan?
[03:58] Medusa
See? Just look at that smile!
[04:02] Jashin
R-Right in the face...
[04:04] Yurine
She's rotten to the core.
[04:07] Medusa
Are you okay?
[04:09] Jashin
Not in the least.
[04:10] Yurine
Honestly. I give you an allowance, don't I?
[04:14] Yurine
If you want to play around, limit it to that.
[04:17] Jashin
Okay.
[04:17] Yurine
And you'd better pay back the
20,000 yen you owe Medusa.
SIGN Has no money
[04:24] Yurine
You will pay her back.
[04:26] Jashin
Yes'm!
[04:27] Medusa
Don't put yourself out.
Whenever you have it is fine.
[04:30] Yurine
Medusa, don't be soft on her.
[04:33] Yurine
I'm taking the grocery money
you wasted out of your allowance.
[04:37] Yurine
Here. Do the actual shopping this time.
[04:41] Jashin
You got it!
[04:42] Jashin
This time, I will complete my mission!
[04:45] Jashin
I won't make a mistake like that again!
[04:49] Medusa
Jashin-chan... Should I go with you?
[04:55] Jashin
No, it's okay.
[04:56] Jashin
I have to clean up my own messes.
[04:59] Jashin
And I'll win back her trust!
[05:01] Medusa
Jashin-chan!
[05:04] Jashin
Well, see ya later!
SIGN I just can't find Jashin-chan anywhere.
SIGN What is this?
SIGN I heard Japan ranked 13th in the world for clean air...
SIGN Life
Theater
[05:39] Yurine
Jashin-chan's late. You don't think she...
[05:42] Medusa
Let's have faith in Jashin-chan.
[05:45] Medusa
She's a good girl!
SIGN Drug Abuse
SIGN Have the guts
to say NO!
[05:47] Poporon
Don't go hitting up losing
machines or white powder!
[05:52] Jashin
Jashin-chan Dropkick!
[05:54] Jashin
In the back!
[05:57] Pekola
Malfoy...
[05:59] Jashin
The bread crusts are mine!
[06:01] Jashin
So long!
[06:02] Pekola
You have plenty of your own food!
Why must you always take mine?!
[06:07] Pekola
That was supposed to last three days...
[06:10] Poporon
Gosh, Pekola-sama, you really are pathetic.
[06:14] Pekola
Poporon!
[06:15] Poporon
I was thinking of splitting that devil's
head open when she let her guard down,
[06:20] Poporon
but you let her leave.
[06:21] Poporon
Come to think of it...
[06:24] Poporon
That devil came here to
bring you curry not long ago, too.
[06:28] Poporon
Don't tell me...
[06:30] Poporon
You're an angel,
yet you're friends with a devil?
[06:33] Pekola
Gulp.
[06:40] Poporon
Surely not...
[06:42] Poporon
Right?
[06:47] Pekola
N-No.
[06:50] Pekola
I'm not friends with her at all.
[06:54] Pekola
What happened to your halo?
[06:57] Poporon
That devil who was just here ate it.
[06:59] Pekola
Ate it?!
[07:00] Jashin
Tee-hee!
[07:01] Pekola
Wait, halos are edible?
[07:04] Pekola
Was it good? How was the flavor?
[07:06] Pekola
What tastes good with them?
What was the texture like?
[07:09] Poporon
How would I know? I'm not the one who ate it.
[07:12] Pekola
I never would have guessed halos were edible.
[07:15] Pekola
I bet they're as fluffy as meringue,
[07:17] Pekola
with a velvety texture like soft roe.
[07:20] Pekola
And I bet the gentle sweetness of vanilla
fills your mouth when you take a bite...
[07:26] Pekola
Wait, does that mean you can't
go back to Heaven, either?
[07:30] Poporon
I guess. I didn't tell anyone
I was coming to the human realm.
[07:34] Poporon
I'll just have to wait
until my halo regenerates.
[07:37] Pekola
I see...
[07:40] Pekola
Wait, "regenerates"?!
[07:43] Poporon
You didn't know that?
[07:45] Poporon
Halos regenerate over time.
[07:49] Poporon
Were you really a high-ranking angel?
[07:53] Poporon
Though there's no telling
if it'll regenerate tomorrow,
[07:56] Poporon
the day after, or a hundred years from now.
[07:59] Pekola
I see.
[08:02] Pekola
So either way, unless someone comes for us,
[08:05] Pekola
we'll just have to continue
living in the human realm.
[08:09] Poporon
I guess so.
[08:25] Pekola
Okay!
[08:27] Pekola
In that case, let's call a truce for now and
work together to live in the human realm!
[08:32] Poporon
Huh? What are you talking about?
[08:35] Poporon
Working together is just a pain in the neck.
[08:38] Poporon
I know you'd just hold me back
since you're so naïve.
[08:43] Poporon
So I'm just going to do things my way.
[08:49] Poporon
Well, goodbye.
[09:02] DevilA
Did you think it was a halo?
[09:05] DevilA
It's Baumkuchen.
[09:09] Pekola
Will Poporon really be all right on her own?
[09:14] Pekola
Japan is ranked 40th of the
easiest countries to live in,
[09:17] Pekola
ranked 40th of countries
foreigners want to live in,
[09:20] Pekola
ranked 51st in happiness,
[09:22] Pekola
ranked third of countries
devils want to live in,
[09:25] Pekola
and ranked 78th of countries
angels want to live in.
[09:35] Pekola
Almost... there...
[09:42] Pekola
Wait...
SIGN LIFE
[09:43] Pekola
A fake coin?!
[09:45] Pekola
Oh, my Lord!
[09:47] Barker
It's an easy job. You offer your lap as a pillow
and clean people's ears for 2,000 yen per hour.
[09:53] WomanA
Well, as long as it's just
cleaning ears, I guess.
[09:56] WomanB
I'll do it!
[09:58] ManA
Just stay in the same building for a month
or so and take a drug at certain times,
[10:02] ManA
for 500,000 yen a month!
[10:04] Hashira
With that much money,
[10:05] Hashira
I could buy 71 copies of the 4k Ultra HD Blu-ray
with handshake event tickets included!
[10:10] Man in Black
It's easy work. Just talk rich-looking
nerds into buying paintings.
[10:15] Man in Black
You get a cut of the profits, too.
With your looks, you'll make a killing.
[10:20] Lady
Hmm, I don't know...
SIGN An Angel's Work
SIGN An Angel's Work
SIGN New
SIGN An Angel's Work
SIGN An Angel's Work
SIGN New
SIGN An Angel's Work
SIGN An Angel's Work
SIGN New
[10:31] Scout
You're adorable! Just like an angel!
[10:34] Scout
I've got a great job with great pay
[10:37] Scout
that only adorable girls like
you can handle. How 'bout it?
[10:40] Poporon
Aw...
[10:44] Pekola
Honestly...
[10:46] Pekola
Poporon has no idea how hard it is
to get by in the human realm.
[10:53] Poporon
She may be impertinent...
[10:57] Pekola
but I can't abandon a fellow angel.
[11:00] Pekola
I have to convince her to work
hand-in-hand with me.
[11:03] Pekola
Besides, there aren't many respectable
employers that hire people without identi—
[11:08] Poporon
Thank you!
[11:10] Saburo
Thanks.
[11:12] Poporon
Here's your ramen with
a half order of fried rice!
[11:14] Guy
You're a real cutie.
SIGN Ramen
[11:16] Poporon
Aw, really?
[11:18] Pekola
She found one.
[11:27] Minos
Mapo tofu is meant to be drunk!
[11:31] Jashin
Here.
[11:32] Minos
Thanks!
[11:33] Yurine
Peanuts?
[11:34] Jashin
An ogre is coming.
SIGN (Ogre)
[11:36] Yurine
An ogre?
[11:37] Jashin
I called in an ogre from Hell
for the Setsubun ritual.
[11:41] Yurine
Oh, they have Setsubun in Hell, too?
[11:44] Minos
We sure do.
[11:45] Minos
And after we throw the beans,
we eat one for each year of our lives,
[11:49] Minos
which gets pretty insane.
[11:51] (Flashback) Jashin
Water... Water, please...
[11:52] (Flashback) Medusa
I can't eat any more...
[11:53] (Flashback) Minos
I... I can keep going...
[11:57] Yurine
Wow, so you observe
the same custom as Japan.
[12:00] Jashin
That ogre sure is late, though.
[12:04] Jashin
Yurine, when the ogre comes, throw
peanuts at it so it can't come in the house.
[12:09] Jashin
Then we'll have good luck all year,
and I'll be able to win at pachinko—
[12:15] Jashin
It's here!
[12:16] Ogre
I'm sorry! I sincerely apologize
for getting here slightly late!
[12:21] Jashin
Don't show up late, you worthless ogre!
[12:24] Jashin
Ogres out! Good luck in!
Ogres out! Good luck in!
[12:28] Yurine
Stop that!
[12:30] Yurine
Look how cute it is!
Don't you feel bad at all?
[12:33] Ogre
Oh, no. This is my job.
[12:36] Jashin
You fool!
[12:38] Jashin
How could you let it into the house?!
[12:40] Jashin
Now good luck won't come here!
[12:43] Jashin
I'll be flat broke for another year.
[12:45] Yurine
With you here, good luck was
never going to come, anyway.
[12:48] Jashin
I got in trouble because of you!
[12:51] Ogre
Owie!
[12:52] Yurine
What did I tell you?
[12:55] Yurine
Jashin-chan...
[12:57] Yurine
If you pick on this little one, I'll carve
you up bit by bit with a kebab knife.
[13:02] (Flashback) Jashin
Please stop! Hayama!
[13:07] Jashin
I'm sorry. I won't do it again.
[13:10] Yurine
Good.
[13:11] Yurine
Let's get back to celebrating Setsubun, then.
[13:13] Minos
Yeah, let's!
[13:15] Minos
With this little runt of an ogre, though?
[13:19] Yurine
Hold it for a sec.
[13:22] Minos
What's that?
[13:23] Yurine
A special bean-thrower.
[13:25] Jashin
Wha—
[13:27] Yurine
Ogres out!
[13:36] Yurine
That was great.
[13:38] Yurine
Ah, I feel much better now.
Good luck must really be headed my way.
SIGN ° Minos accepted the responsibility
of eating all the beans.
[13:44] DevilA
Minos accepted the responsibility
of eating all the beans.
[13:48] Minos
Huh?! U-Uh, yeah! I'll eat them!
[13:50] Minos
All of... Wait, all of them?!
[13:52] Jashin
Who's she calling an ogre?
[13:55] Jashin
That's an insult to a high-ranking devil!
[13:58] Jashin
Ugh! Yurine ruined my Setsubun ritual!
[14:02] Jashin
I'm so irritated!
[14:04] Jashin
I'm gonna go pick on someone even weaker!
[14:12] DevilA
Convenience stores have been
pushing ehomaki as a new event food,
[14:17] DevilA
but it hasn't really caught on.
[14:19] DevilA
There are even roll cakes that look
like ehomaki but are actually dessert,
[14:23] DevilA
but they haven't caught on either.
[14:26] DevilA
What's gonna become of ehomaki?
[14:36] Pekola
So cold.
[14:40] Pekola
Doing hard physical labor every day
eventually starts to weigh on you,
[14:45] Pekola
both physically and mentally.
[14:47] Pekola
And it barely pays anything at all.
[14:49] Pekola
What's wrong with this country?
[14:52] Pekola
This is why Japan is ranked second of
countries where people sleep the least,
[14:57] Pekola
ranked last of countries where
people use up their paid leave,
[15:00] Pekola
114th in the worldwide
gender equality ranking,
[15:03] Pekola
ranked second of countries
devils want to live in,
[15:06] Pekola
and ranked 145th of countries
angels want to live in.
[15:09] Pekola
Ow!
[15:10] Jashin
Ogres out.
[15:11] Pekola
Ow!
[15:13] Jashin
Angels, die.
[15:14] Pekola
Hey! Stop that!
[15:17] Pekola
This is not who I want to deal
with when I'm exhausted...
[15:21] Pekola
Wasting food is never a good thing.
[15:25] Pekola
This isn't like you.
SIGN You can waste human lives
all you want, but don't you
dare waste food!
by Jashin-chan
[15:28] Jashin
So there! By Jashin-chan.
[15:31] Pekola
It was on the ground, but it's still good!
[15:33] Pekola
I don't follow the three-second rule.
I have my own thirty-second rule!
[15:37] Jashin
It's fine.
[15:39] Jashin
If it's dirty, just take it
out of the shell and eat it.
[15:44] Pekola
That's good!
[15:45] Pekola
There's one here, too!
Oh, and over here, too!
[15:50] Jashin
You can have the bag.
[15:51] Pekola
What?!
[15:52] Jashin
And also this.
[15:54] Jashin
Yurine said to bring it to you.
[15:56] Pekola
It's so long!
[15:57] Pekola
Is it some kind of norimaki?
[16:00] Jashin
It's called ehomaki.
[16:02] Jashin
They say if you eat it while facing in
a certain direction, you'll have good luck.
[16:06] Jashin
This year's direction is that way.
[16:08] Jashin
Don't eat it inside your cardboard house.
[16:11] Jashin
It'll poke right through.
[16:13] Pekola
I'll eat it outside.
[16:14] Jashin
Okay, I'm going home.
[16:16] Jashin
I have to make an ehomaki for Yurine, too.
[16:19] Pekola
Um...
[16:21] Pekola
Thank you.
[16:27] Jashin
Ehomaki is so yummy!
[16:30] Pekola
Eho...
[16:31] Pekola
This way, huh?
[16:33] Pekola
Okay! N-Now, good luck really will come to...
[16:40] Pekola
Thirty-second rule!
[16:44] Pekola
It's delicious! Maybe good luck
really will come my way!
[16:49] Boy
That lady ate an ehomaki
that fell on the ground!
[16:53] Boy
She ate it off the ground,
and now she's choking!
[16:56] Mom
Don't ever try that.
[16:57] Boy
C'mon, even I know not to do that!
[17:05] Pekola
Huh? I felt as if I was returning
to Heaven for a moment there...
[17:09] Pekola
Did I imagine it?
[17:11] Pekola
Will good luck ever come to me?
[17:21] Yurine
It's so cute!
SIGN Card Usage
SIGN Account:
SIGN Name:
SIGN Medusa-sama
SIGN Amount Billed:
SIGN Item
SIGN Quantity
SIGN Price
SIGN Pineapple and Pen
SIGN Amazoness
[17:23] Yurine
You used Medusa's card
number to blow 100,000 yen
[17:27] Yurine
on social network game microtransactions?
[17:31] Yurine
So it wasn't just pachinko. And you had the
nerve to ask her to lend you money yesterday?
[17:36] Jashin
Upsy-daisy...
[17:40] Yurine
Hiding won't help you.
[17:43] Jashin
Medusa! Yurine caught me because
you brought that statement over!
[17:48] Medusa
B-But I was worried that you'd
became a social network game addict!
[17:52] Jashin
That's none of your business!
Quit playing the victim, you dumbass!
[17:56] Yurine
Medusa's the victim here.
[17:58] Jashin
I give! I give! I give!
[18:00] Yurine
And Medusa, why'd you
give her your card number?
[18:04] Medusa
I thought as long as
I didn't give her my PIN...
[18:06] Yurine
Don't give out the number, either!
[18:08] Jashin
Hey, c'mon. Don't pick on Medusa.
[18:11] Jashin
Zoom!
[18:13] Yurine
You should've known she'd
abuse it if you gave it to her.
[18:16] Yurine
Get a new card as soon as
you get back to Hell.
[18:20] Medusa
Okay.
[18:21] Yurine
Honestly...
[18:22] Yurine
All you ever do is make trouble for Medusa.
[18:25] Jashin
I'll pay it back all at once eventually.
[18:28] Yurine
How are you going to do that?
You don't have a job.
[18:30] Jashin
Huh?
[18:34] Jashin
I could sell clothes I don't wear...
[18:37] Jashin
A sale already!
[18:39] Jashin
Borrow money from Medusa
to bet at the races...
[18:42] (Flashback) Jashin
Go! Go! Get in there!
[18:43] (Flashback) Jashin
Get in there or I'll put
a blade in you, damn it!
[18:48] Yurine
Why does it never even occur
to you to earn money by working?
[18:55] Yurine
Also, you don't even have any clothes.
[18:59] Yurine
I swear, you...
[19:01] Jashin
A notification from one of my games!
[19:03] Jashin
I wonder if my stamina's fully refilled—
[19:10] Yurine
Don't mess with your phone when
we're having a serious discussion.
[19:14] Jashin
M-My finger! My finger!
[19:17] Yurine
She's showing no signs of remorse at all.
[19:20] Medusa
A-Are you okay?
[19:22] Jashin
My hand... My hand hurts...
[19:25] Yurine
It'll grow back soon. You'll be fine.
[19:28] Jashin
I'm done for.
[19:30] Medusa
Hang in there, Jashin-chan!
[19:32] Jashin
I have a final wish.
[19:34] Medusa
What is it?
[19:35] Jashin
You have two cards, right?
[19:38] Medusa
Uh-huh.
[19:39] Jashin
Put the number for the
other one in my phone.
[19:46] Yurine
You never learn.
[19:50] Jashin
Not the chainsaw! Ultra Memento Mori!
[19:53] Yurine
That's...
[19:54] Yurine
...enough.
[19:59] Yurine
Okay, we're done here.
[20:01] Medusa
I wonder where that leads to...
[20:11] Jashin
Huh? This is...
SIGN July 9th
SIGN July 9th
[20:16] Jashin
Before the sale at the
grocery store yesterday?
[20:20] Jashin
The 10,000 yen I spent
yesterday is still here.
SIGN Life Theater
[20:24] Jashin
Did I travel in time and come back here?
[20:27] Jashin
There's a hole in space-time under
Yurine's floor that leads to the past?!
[20:31] Jashin
Yay! Thank you, god of time!
SIGN Life
Theater
[20:37] Jashin
No, I can't.
[20:38] Jashin
If I go in there, the same thing
will happen all over again.
[20:46] Jashin
Play... Play...
[20:50] Jashin
No... Why did I come back here?
[20:53] Jashin
I might actually be able to win.
[20:56] Jashin
No, I can win!
[20:58] Jashin
I will upend everything!
[21:01] Jashin
I will change history!
[21:04] Jashin
Just you wait, Yurine!
SIGN Life
Theater
[21:05] Jashin
Dinner tonight will be super fancy sukiyaki
made with the finest marbled beef!
[21:12] DevilA
Jashin-chan did change history.
[21:15] DevilA
She wandered into a never-ending time loop.
[21:18] DevilA
How many times will Jashin-chan have
repeated this by the next time we see her?
[21:24] DevilA
If she manages to realize that she's made
the same mistake, we'll meet again...
[21:31] DevilA
Though there's no telling when that may be.
[23:12] Medusa
What's wrong, Jashin-chan?
[23:14] Jashin
We couldn't...
We couldn't fill our time slot!
[23:19] Medusa
It's okay, Jashin-chan.
[23:22] Medusa
Everyone wants to see
their adorable Jashin-chan.
[23:26] Medusa
So smile.
[23:28] Medusa
Let everyone see your smile.
[23:31] Medusa
Okay?
[23:32] Jashin
Medusa...
[23:34] Jashin
Okay.
[23:38] Yurine
That's your smile?
[23:40] Jashin
An iron container is
delivered from a distant land.
[23:43] Jashin
It is Elizabeth Bathory's iron maiden.
[23:46] Jashin
It now gently embraces a devil.
[23:50] Jashin
Dropkick on My Devil returns next time
with a Dragon Screw to your heart!
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SIGN July 9th
SIGN July 9th
SIGN Life
Theater
[00:08] Jashin
I lost again.
[00:11] Jashin
That's the 17,771st time!
[01:47] Jashin
Medusa!
[01:50] Medusa
Jashin-chan, what's wrong?
[01:52] Medusa
Why do you look so serious?
[01:55] Jashin
We're going to the bank.
[01:56] Medusa
Huh?!
[01:57] Medusa
Anything but that!
Bank robbery is bad! Please reconsider!
[02:01] Jashin
Not to rob it! Just to make a
withdrawal! From your account!
[02:04] Medusa
Oh, that's what you meant!
[02:06] Jashin
I blew everything on pachislot.
[02:08] Medusa
What a relief!
[02:09] Yurine
That shouldn't be a relief.
[02:10] Jashin
My actions will change history.
[02:13] Jashin
I'll make this the last time.
[02:16] Jashin
Well, we're off to the bank.
[02:27] Jashin
Who actually gets caught up
in a bank robbery, of all things?!
[02:32] RobberA
Hey, ya better all behave!
[02:34] RobberB
No funny business!
[02:37] Jashin
I should've had Medusa come here by herself!
Then I would have stayed nice and safe!
[02:42] RobberB
Yo, snake woman! What are you
mumbling about?! I'll kill you!
[02:46] Jashin
I-I-It doesn't matter what happens to her!
[02:48] Jashin
Just please don't hurt me!
[02:50] Medusa
Jashin-chan!
[02:52] RobberB
Keep quiet or I'll kill you!
[02:55] Ryo
Mom, I wanna play a card game.
[02:58] Mom
Shhh. Be quiet.
[03:00] Ryo
Boo.
[03:00] Medusa
Jashin-chan...
[03:02] Medusa
Can't your dropkick take out
guys like these pretty easily?
[03:06] Medusa
We're devils, anyway.
It's our job to punish bad people.
[03:09] Jashin
But what if I miss? I'll be killed.
[03:13] Jashin
Devil or not, a gunshot
to the head would kill me.
[03:17] Medusa
B-But we have to protect the humans...
[03:19] Ryo
Mom, I'm hungry.
[03:22] Mom
Hang in there a little longer.
[03:24] OL
I'm supposed to be taking
my supplement right now.
[03:26] Girl
If I don't feed the chicks, they'll die.
[03:29] Mustache
I have an important consultation.
This is ridiculous.
[03:32] Hashira
I won't make it to
Miyu-tan's handshake event!
[03:37] Tanahashi
Hey, part-timer...
[03:38] Pregnant
Th-The baby's coming...
[03:40] Hottie
I'm gonna poop my pants.
[03:43] Jashin
Okay, I've got it.
[03:45] Medusa
Jashin-chan!
[03:48] Jashin
The people who want to do
the protecting can do so!
[03:50] Jashin
I don't wanna die,
so I'll just watch from here!
[03:55] Tanahashi
Guess I'll have to look for a new part-timer...
[03:58] Pregnant
It's... It's coming...
[03:59] OL
I'll get fat if I don't take my supplement.
[04:01] Mustache
It's ridiculous. Just ridiculous.
[04:02] Girl
The chicks...
[04:03] Jashin
What? You're really going?
[04:06] Medusa
Uh-huh.
[04:07] RobberA
What's taking so long?
[04:08] RobberB
Just wait a little longer.
[04:11] RobberB
What do you want? Wander around
too much and I'll shoot you.
[04:14] RobberA
What's with that weird bag on your head?
[04:16] Medusa
Um...
[04:17] Medusa
Would you mind looking into my eyes?
[04:21] Robbers
Your eyes?
[04:23] RobberA
Huh? She's kinda cute!
[04:28] Jashin
That's my girl.
[04:32] Medusa
Everyone, it's all right now.
[04:34] Girl
What was that? What'd you do?
[04:36] Mustache
I don't know what happened, but you saved us!
[04:39] Hashira
The girl who looks exactly like Miyu-tan!
[04:41] Mom
Thank you!
[04:41] Ryo
Thanks, paper bag lady!
[04:42] Tanahashi
Thanks!
[04:43] Pregnant
I had my baby! I'm so happy!
[04:46] Hottie
I pooped my pants! It's so warm!
[04:50] Jashin
Of course, I could've stopped
'em with my dropkick, too,
[04:53] Jashin
but I'll let Medusa take
all the glory this once.
[05:03] Mei
You did great, Orochimaru!
[05:06] Jashin
Aw, it was no challenge at all for me!
[05:10] Jashin
We unleashed our deadly combination!
[05:14] Mei
By the way, Paper Bag-chan...
[05:16] Mei
When will their petrification wear off?
[05:18] Medusa
I think they'll go back to normal soon.
[05:20] Mei
Got it! You can leave the rest to the police!
[05:23] Medusa
Okay.
[05:24] Mei
Well, Orochimaru, let's go.
[05:27] Jashin
Why?
[05:27] Mei
Why? Because today is the day
I make you mine, of course!
[05:31] Mei
You're under arrest!
[05:32] Jashin
I don't wanna! Medusa, help me!
[05:36] Medusa
Not my problem.
[05:37] Mei
To commemorate the capture of a
bank robber! Gotta put this on Instagram!
[05:41] Mei
Hashtag "She couldn't steal the money,
but she stole my heart!"
[05:45] Jashin
Medusa, help me!
[05:46] Mei
"Orochimaru love!" There!
SIGN Assistance Time Medusa
[05:48] Jashin
ATM!
[05:50] Jashin
ATM!
[05:53] Medusa
I don't help people who play dirty.
[05:56] Medusa
The ATM is over there.
[05:58] Jashin
Say what?! You coward!
SIGN Narrator: Devil A Directed by: Devil B Composition: Devil C Photography: Devil E Editing: Devil F Effects: Devil G CG: Devil H EED: Devil I MA: Devil J Publicity: Devil K Administrator: Devil L AD: Devil N Research: Devil O with: Hell Bank Execution Office AP: Devil P Producers: Devil R Devil T Chief Producer: Devil U Direction: Devil W Devil Y Chief Director: Devil Z Rights: Flex Comix
[06:01] Jashin
I knew you'd turn out to be that kind of girl!
SIGN Devil D
SIGN Sound
[06:03] DevilA
Bank robbery cases in Japan peaked in 2001.
[06:03] Jashin
I'll haunt you and your children
and your grandchildren!
[06:06] Jashin
I'll make you spend all of
eternity regretting this in Hell!
SIGN Production
[06:07] DevilA
Since then, they have continued to decline.
SIGN Devil M
[06:08] Jashin
ATM! ATM! ATM! ATM! ATM! ATM!
SIGN In Cooperation
[06:09] DevilA
But instead, low-risk crimes such as
bank transfer fraud have been on the rise.
SIGN Tachibana Mei
SIGN Devil Q Devil S
[06:14] DevilA
We all probably need to call our parents
regularly to ensure they won't be fooled.
SIGN Devil V Devil X
SIGN Production
[06:20] Jashin
But at least this changed history!
[06:23] Medusa
My paper bag tore.
[06:26] Jashin
Wear this one.
[06:27] Medusa
Thanks. I'm fine with that, but...
[06:30] Medusa
The kraft paper ones just have
the best feel, fit, and smell.
[06:36] Jashin
You care about that?
[06:45] Minos
All right!
[06:52] Minos
Time to go deliver the milk!
SIGN Milk
[06:58] Minos
There.
[06:59] Minos
That's the last house.
[07:02] Minos
All right! I cut down my total
delivery time by another second.
[07:06] Minos
If I keep this up, pretty soon
I'll get it all done in zero seconds!
[07:11] Minos
Yeah, just kidding!
SIGN Beef
[07:15] Minos
Seconds!
SIGN Beef
SIGN Beef
SIGN Beef
SIGN Beef
[07:16] Yurine
You sure eat a lot,
and so early in the day.
[07:19] Jashin
Show a little restraint.
[07:21] Minos
Yeah, but your cooking's
just so good, Jashin-chan.
[07:25] Jashin
W-Well, I know that!
SIGN Beef
[07:28] Jashin
Here.
[07:29] Minos
Ooh! A folktale-sized serving!
[07:31] DevilA
This folktale.
[07:32] Jashin
But seriously, you're so
energetic, it's overwhelming.
[07:36] Minos
Yep! I haven't caught a cold
even once since I was a kid!
[07:39] Jashin
Yeah, since you're so dumb.
[07:43] Jashin
I've never caught one, either.
[07:45] Jashin
'Cause I'm dumb.
[07:47] Yurine
Isn't it about time you got going?
[07:49] Minos
Oops! I'm gonna be late!
[07:51] Minos
Thanks for the meal! See ya later!
[07:54] Yurine
Minos sure is a hard worker.
[07:56] Yurine
Unlike someone else I know.
[07:59] Jashin
I'm a career housewife.
SIGN Safety
First
SIGN Under construction. We apologize for the inconvenience.
[08:04] Minos
There we go.
[08:05] Tanahashi
You're pretty damn reliable, aren't ya?
[08:08] Minos
Just leave it all to me!
[08:09] Pekola
S-So heavy...
[08:10] Tanahashi
Yo! Smaller girl!
[08:12] Pekola
What? Are you talking to Pekola?
[08:15] Tanahashi
I dunno if you're Pekola or not,
but I mean you, part-timer!
[08:18] Tanahashi
Quit dawdling and carry
those bags, part-timer!
[08:21] Pekola
Even if it's to stay alive, being worked
to the bone by a human is just...
[08:24] Minos
Hup!
[08:25] Minos
You can leave the heavy labor to me.
[08:28] Minos
Get him to put you on a different job.
[08:30] Pekola
Th-Thank you...
[08:32] Minos
It's fine, it's fine!
[08:34] Pekola
Sh-She's so dazzling...
[08:36] Pekola
She's a devil... right?
[08:42] Minos
Well, that's another day's work done!
[08:45] Minos
Maybe I'll go for a run on my way home!
[08:47] Pekola
U-Um, thank you for—
[08:54] Pekola
I didn't get to thank her. I'm such a fool!
[08:59] Pekola
Next time...
SIGN When will I finally get to see Jashin-chan?
[09:13] Minos
Whoa! Are you okay?
SIGN Y-Yes...
[09:17] Minos
Oh, good!
[09:19] Mions
Sorry about that. Be careful getting home.
[09:22] Minos
Later!
SIGN Is she a devil?
SIGN Wait! Do you know where Jashin-chan is?
SIGN Hey!
[09:33] Ryo
Minos-oneechan!
[09:35] Ryo
Play a card game with us!
[09:36] Kids
Come play!
[09:39] Minos
Sorry! I don't have my cards on me today.
[09:42] Ryo
Aw, you don't?
[09:43] Mohawk
Too bad.
[09:44] Minos
Next time, okay?
[09:46] Ryo
Okay! Bye!
[09:48] Kids
See ya!
[09:48] Mohawk
Play with us again!
[09:50] Jashin
You boys...
[09:53] Jashin
I have cards. I'm willing to play with you.
[10:01] Ryo
Nah, that's okay. Let's go, guys.
[10:04] Bakuga
Man, I wanted to play with Minos-oneechan.
[10:07] LOVE
She has such big boobs.
[10:08] Ryo
And she's super strong, too!
[10:10] Mohawk
Plus, she has such big boobs.
[10:18] Minos
Another hard day's work!
[10:21] Minos
Nothing beats a bath after hard labor.
SIGN Ebisu Face Beer
SIGN Ebisu Face Beer
SIGN Ebisu Face Beer
SIGN Ebisu Face Beer
SIGN Ebisu Face Beer
SIGN Ebisu Face Beer
SIGN Ebisu Face Beer
SIGN Ebisu Face Beer
SIGN Ebisu Face Beer
SIGN Ebisu Face Beer
[10:34] Minos
That's the stuff!
[10:36] Minos
I'm gonna work hard again tomorrow!
[10:41] Jashin
Damn it! Why is Minos so popular with
humans and I'm not?! We're both devils!
[10:46] Jashin
All humans should just die!
[10:49] Yurine
It's probably because
you think things like that.
[10:52] Jashin
Jashin-chan Dropkick!
[10:56] Minos
What do you want to drink?
Orange or grapefruit juice?
[11:00] Jashin
Orange.
[11:01] Minos
There.
[11:05] Minos
Here.
[11:06] Jashin
That seems kinda gross.
SIGN SOSEIKI
SIGN Chinese Cooking
SIGN Chinese Cooking & Ramen
[11:11] Yurine
Jashin-chan...
SIGN Ramen
[11:13] Yurine
Do you want ramen for lunch?
[11:15] Jashin
Hmm... If I had to choose,
I'm more in the mood for rice.
[11:20] Yurine
Your face says you want to eat ramen.
[11:23] Jashin
Uh, no, rice—
[11:24] Yurine
You want ramen, don't you?
[11:27] Jashin
Yes, I want ramen.
[11:30] Jashin
It happened again.
[11:32] Poporon
Welcome!
[11:36] Jashin
Ah, it's you!
[11:39] Yurine
You know her?
[11:39] Jashin
She almost killed me!
[11:42] Jashin
I'll finish you off this time!
[11:43] Poporon
Wh-What are you talking about? Please stop!
[11:46] Jashin
Don't play dumb!
[11:47] Chiba/Ozaki
Stop!
SIGN Carnivore
SIGN Herbivore
SIGN Carnivore
SIGN Herbivore
[11:48] Chiba
No using violence against Noel-chan!
[11:50] Ozaki
No violence!
[11:51] Jashin
Huh? Noel?
SIGN Carnivore
SIGN Herbivore
[11:53] Jashin
Was your name Noel?
SIGN Carnivore
SIGN Herbivore
SIGN Carnivore
SIGN Herbivore
[11:55] Chiba
Noel-chan is a hard-working girl
who works here while striving to be an idol!
SIGN Carnivore
SIGN Herbivore
[12:00] Ozaki
You can't kill a girl like her!
[12:01] Chiba
Yeah!
[12:02] Jashin
An... idol?
[12:04] Jashin
She looks like her, but...
maybe she isn't Poporon-chan?
[12:09] Jashin
So you're... Noel-san?
[12:12] Poporon
Ugh, this just turned into
a huge pain in the ass.
[12:15] Poporon
My name is Amatsuka Noel!
[12:18] Poporon
It's so nice to meet you!
[12:20] DevilA
It's said that ramen with a half portion
of fried rice originated in Jinbocho.
[12:24] DevilA
Whether you believe that or not is up to you.
[12:27] Poporon
What would you like to order?
[12:29] Yurine
Come on, enough with the
weird rants. Just order already.
[12:34] Poporon
I'm saved!
[12:35] Owner
Here you go.
[12:37] Yurine
So, I see you hired some new help
since the last time I was here.
[12:41] Owner
Yeah, and business has been
booming thanks to Noel-chan.
SIGN Herbivore
[12:45] Chiba
We come here every day, after all!
[12:48] Ozaki
Yep!
[12:49] Poporon
And I appreciate it!
[12:50] Poporon
Here's some stir-fried
bean sprouts. They're on me!
[12:56] Chiba
She's providing bean sprouts to
pigs like us out of her own paycheck!
[13:01] Ozaki
We're so blessed!
[13:03] Poporon
Talk about simple.
[13:05] Poporon
Who knew human men were so easy to ply
you could win them over with bean sprouts?
[13:11] Jashin
That unique pouch...
[13:14] Jashin
It's obviously that angel's.
[13:16] Jashin
Okay.
[13:18] Jashin
Poporon-chan! I'd like
some more water, please.
[13:20] Poporon
Coming right up!
[13:22] Poporon
Uh-oh!
[13:25] Jashin
I knew you were Poporon-chan!
SIGN Carnivore
SIGN Herbivore
[13:28] Chiba
Stop, foul snake woman!
SIGN Carnivore
SIGN Herbivore
[13:30] Ozaki
What are you doing to Noel-chan?!
[13:32] Yurine
Jashin-chan, this is a place
where everyone can eat.
[13:37] Yurine
So you need to eat your food quietly, too.
[13:40] Jashin
But she—
[13:42] Yurine
Don't point.
[13:43] Jashin
H-Hey...
[13:45] Jashin
Apyo!
[13:47] DevilA
It's said that the first person to
eat ramen in Japan was Mito Komon,
[13:52] DevilA
but a new theory suggests it may actually
have been a monk in the Muromachi period.
[13:56] DevilA
What you choose to believe is up to... you...
[13:59] Yurine
I'd like to pay now.
[14:01] Jashin
M-My finger... My finger...
[14:01] Poporon
R-Right...
[14:04] Yurine
That was a great meal.
I apologize for all the fuss.
[14:08] Owner
S-Sure...
[14:10] Yurine
Time to go, Jashin-chan.
[14:18] Yurine
It seems what Jashin-chan says is true,
that you're no ordinary human.
[14:23] Yurine
You have the same aura
as someone else I know.
[14:29] Poporon
That woman bosses about a devil,
and she knows who I am?
[14:34] Poporon
Who in the world is she?
[14:35] Jashin
Jashin-chan Dropkick!
[14:40] Jashin
The word "stationery"
contains the word "armor,"
SIGN (Stationery)
SIGN Bunbougu
SIGN m 0 0 l 100 0 100 100 0 100
SIGN (Armor)
[14:44] Jashin
so stationery must have
high defensive power.
[14:47] Jashin
Yurine!
[14:48] Jashin
I want to test this thing's defensive power,
so I need you to attack me.
[14:52] Yurine
Got it.
[14:53] Jashin
Okay, bring it on!
[14:59] Jashin
It couldn't... block it...
[15:02] Yurine
You're so dumb.
[15:10] Jashin
Th-The pudding convulsions won't stop...
SIGN Puttsun
SIGN Pudding
[15:20] Jashin
Found you!
[15:30] Jashin
Hurry! Hurry! Hurry! Hurry!
Hurry! Hurry! Hurry! Hurry!
[15:36] Jashin
Having learned how delicious pudding is
after coming to the human realm,
[15:40] Jashin
I now need to ingest pudding regularly,
or I experience convulsions.
[15:45] Jashin
Yummy! So yummy!
[15:49] Jashin
This sensation, like something
soaking into my brain!
[15:52] Jashin
Red bean buns and chocolate-flavored
red bean buns are no match for this!
SIGN Yurine
[16:06] Jashin
Now I've done it!
[16:07] Jashin
This was Yurine's!
[16:10] Jashin
Crap, crap, crap, crap!
[16:12] Jashin
I gotta go buy another one
before Yurine gets home!
[16:15] Yurine
I'm home.
[16:17] Yurine
What's wrong? You look like
the world's coming to an end.
[16:21] Jashin
It just did.
[16:23] Jashin
Everything looked so vivid,
and then it all collapsed.
[16:26] Yurine
Huh?
[16:27] Yurine
Oh, I see you ate my pudding.
[16:30] Jashin
I-It was an invisible man.
[16:33] Yurine
Huh?
[16:34] Jashin
An invisible man...
[16:36] Jashin
Watch out! There's an
invisible man around here!
[16:40] Jashin
That's who ate your pudding!
[16:42] Jashin
I'll catch him!
[16:44] Jashin
He punched me! Not bad, invisible man!
[16:48] Jashin
Take this! Royal Copenhagen!
[16:52] Jashin
Wait! You're running away?!
[16:54] Jashin
Damn! He got away!
[16:57] Yurine
So... the window's closed.
How did he get out?
[17:01] Jashin
Oh, er... well... he just, uh...
passed through the window?
[17:07] Yurine
How can you see him if he's invisible?
[17:10] Jashin
B-Because... I'm a devil...
[17:16] Yurine
You have pudding around your mouth.
[17:18] Jashin
Huh?
[17:20] Yurine
Coming.
[17:21] Delivery
Delivery!
[17:23] Jashin
M-Maybe it got on me while
I was fighting the invisible man...
[17:30] Yurine
The thing I ordered just arrived.
[17:32] Jashin
Huh?
[17:33] Jashin
The "thing"? What thing?
[17:36] Yurine
An iron maiden.
[17:38] Yurine
If you'd been honest and told me you ate it,
I would've just sent you to buy more.
[17:43] Yurine
Why did you have to come up
with such a stupid story?
SIGN Beth
[17:54] Jashin
Bathory!
[17:56] Yurine
Well, come on. You'd better get out
of there before you run out of blood.
[17:59] Jashin
If I could get out by myself,
I would have by now!
[19:41] Jashin
It's so foggy today. There's no one around.
[19:55] Jashin
Wh-Wh-Wh-Wh-What?! What was that?!
[19:56] Medusa
Jashin-chan! Help me!
[20:01] Jashin
Medusa? What in the heck happened?
[20:06] Jashin
Z-Zombies?!
[20:14] Jashin
In here!
[20:15] Jashin
Medusa, run faster!
[20:17] Medusa
W-Wait!
[20:23] Jashin
It's locked!
[20:24] Jashin
Damn it! Which idiot locked this door?!
[20:28] Medusa
Jashin-chan, look!
[20:30] Jashin
Nice, Medusa!
[20:46] Medusa
Jashin-chan, look...
[20:47] Jashin
What is it?
[20:51] Medusa
Look. We have light.
[20:53] Jashin
D-Don't shine it in my eyes.
[20:57] Medusa
But we don't want them
to find us, so I'll turn it off.
[21:07] Jashin
We'll hide in here!
[21:08] Medusa
Okay.
[21:15] Mei
Oro...
[21:17] Mei
Orochimaru...
[21:23] Mei
Orochimaru...
[21:31] Mei
I know... you're... in here...
[21:52] Minos
You okay?
[21:53] Jashin
Minos! You did it!
[21:56] Minos
It's dangerous here.
There's a horde of zombies inside.
[21:59] Jashin
So should we go outside?
[22:01] Minos
No, that's a bad idea.
[22:03] Minos
The fog's so thick that
we won't be able to see a thing.
[22:06] Jashin
Where should we go, then?!
[22:08] Minos
This way.
[22:28] Minos
Run! Run! Run!
[22:31] Minos
In here!
[22:32] Minos
Nope! Not here!
[22:33] Jashin
This way!
[22:36] Jashin
It's a dead end!
[22:39] Jashin
Another door that won't open!
[22:43] Jashin
Please! Someone open the door!
[22:45] Jashin
Please open the door!
[22:50] Yurine
It's a sliding door.
[22:52] Jashin
Yurine!
[22:53] Jashin
Silly me! I wasn't thinking!
[22:55] Minos
Hurry, Medusa!
[22:56] Medusa
Wait!
[23:00] Jashin
Hey! Don't leave me behind! Help me!
[23:03] Jashin
Yurine! Medusa! Minos!
Someone, please save me!
[23:07] Jashin
Someone!
[23:12] Yurine
Jashin-chan?
[23:14] Yurine
You okay? I think you were
having a nightmare.
[23:17] Jashin
I... I'm okay...
[23:20] Yurine
Don't yell so loud this late at night, okay?
[23:23] Jashin
O-Okay...
SIGN Konjac
[23:27] DevilA
If you softly place a wet towel
over a sleeping person's feet,
[23:33] DevilA
it may increase their chances
of having a nightmare...
[23:40] Jashin
There are those who trample on good will.
[23:43] Jashin
Still, the angel of sorrow
stands in the face of evil.
[23:46] Jashin
Who is it this angel
would so fervently protect?
[23:49] Jashin
Dropkick on My Devil returns next time
with a One-Winged Angel to your heart!
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SIGN Clairvoyance Drops
[00:00] Jashin
Dropkick on My Devil
and Clairvoyance Drops!
[00:04] Jashin
Available for collaboration!
[00:09] Jashin
I'll eat one for Setsuko, too!
SIGN Marble
SIGN Marble
SIGN Marble
SIGN Marble
SIGN Marble
SIGN Marble
SIGN Marble
SIGN Marble
SIGN Marble
SIGN Marble
SIGN Marble
SIGN Marble
SIGN Marble
SIGN Marble
SIGN Marble
SIGN °Don't try this at home
SIGN Marble
[01:47] FundraisingA
Please donate to less fortunate children!
[01:50] FundraisingB
Please!
[01:52] Fundraising
Please donate!
[01:54] Pekola
I finally have enough money.
[01:57] Pekola
Maybe now I can rent a real apartment,
like I always dreamed of!
[02:01] Pekola
I'm so glad I worked as hard
as I could all this time!
[02:11] FundraisingB
Please extend a helping hand
to less fortunate kids!
[02:13] FundraisingB
Please!
SIGN Let's Help Each Other
SIGN Thank You
for Helping
SIGN Donation
Box
SIGN Points
SIGN Points
SIGN Points
SIGN Points
SIGN Points
SIGN Points
SIGN Points
SIGN Points
[02:16] DevilA
Ten points!
SIGN Points
SIGN Points
SIGN Points
SIGN Points
[02:20] Pekola
How did it fly right into
such a tiny opening l-like that?
SIGN Let's Help Each Other
SIGN Donation
Box
[02:29] Pekola
Uh, excuse me. I accidentally
dropped money in there.
[02:33] Pekola
Could I have it—
[02:35] FundraisingA
Thank you for your donation!
SIGN Donation
Box
[02:39] FundraisingA
Now we can help less fortunate children!
[02:41] FundraisingB
Thank you so much!
[02:43] Pekola
N-No, that wasn't a donation...
[02:46] FundraisingA
You're so full of compassion!
[02:49] FundraisingB
You're like an angel!
No, we should say you are an angel!
[02:53] Pekola
Uh, no...
[02:57] Fundraising
You're an angel!
SIGN Donation
Box
[03:02] Pekola
If it'll help unfortunate children,
then please use it for that.
[03:08] Fundraising
Oh, wonderful!
[03:10] Fundraising
Thank you so much!
[03:15] Bakuga
Here it comes!
[03:18] Pekola
How could it have flown
right into that tiny hole?!
[03:21] Pekola
I'm such a fool!
[03:23] Pekola
I should've tried to get it back,
no matter what it took!
[03:31] Pekola
Other than the 2,000 yen
I had sewn into my underwear,
[03:34] Pekola
I've lost everything I had!
[03:45] Pekola
But now those unfortunate children
will be saved. Isn't that a good thing?
[03:51] Pekola
No matter how far I fall, no matter
what bitter experiences I have...
[03:56] Pekola
I'm still an angel!
[03:57] Pekola
I'm still an angel!
[03:58] Pekola
I'm still an angel!
[04:00] Pekola
Okay! To cheer myself up,
[04:03] Pekola
I'll go have some curry nanban (1,000 yen)
from Kanda Matsuya and head to work!
[04:14] Jashin
Oh, hey, it's Pekola.
[04:17] Jashin
What're you just standing there for?
Come sit next to me.
[04:22] Pekola
I'd rather not.
[04:24] Pekola
Are there any other seats?
[04:27] Pekola
Nope.
[04:31] Pekola
Are you here to eat, too?
[04:33] Jashin
What else would I be doing here?
[04:36] Pekola
I'd rather not get worn out
before going to work...
[04:40] Staff
Welcome.
[04:41] Pekola
Oh, curry nanban, please.
[04:43] Staff
Sure.
[04:45] Jashin
Curry nanban's great, isn't it?
[04:49] SalarymanA
You seen those girls in tracksuits
collecting donations in front of the station?
[04:54] SalarymanA
The ones saying they're collecting
for less fortunate children.
[04:58] SalarymanA
Apparently, it's a charity scam.
[05:00] SalarymanB
Oh, the two girls in tracksuits?
[05:03] SalarymanA
I just saw them getting arrested.
[05:06] SalarymanB
Damn. I thought they seemed kinda shady.
[05:06] Pekola
A charity scam... Tracksuits...
[05:09] SalarymanA
It drew one hell of a crowd.
[05:09] Pekola
Two young women...
SIGN Donation
Box
[05:13] (Flashback) Fundraising
Thank you for your donation!
[05:19] Jashin
Talk about dumb!
Who'd donate to people like that?
[05:23] Jashin
Right, Pekola?
[05:27] Jashin
Pekola? What's wrong?
[05:30] Jashin
Pekola?
[05:33] Jashin
Pekola? Hey...
[05:34] Pekola
Flutter, flutter, flutter...
[05:38] Staff
Here's your curry nanban.
[05:40] Jashin
Got a Shureimon!
[05:42] Jashin
This'll cover both of us.
I'll just enjoy this nanban!
[05:45] Jashin
Great save! I didn't have any money!
[05:50] Jashin
Yum! This is so good!
[05:51] Staff
Um, this isn't enough, though...
[05:54] Jashin
Huh?
[05:57] Jashin
Dropkick on My Devil makes a transfer!
[06:01] Jashin
Dropkick on My Case
Closed Devil begins now!
SIGN 5 Seconds Later
SIGN Wuh...
SIGN Water...
[06:15] Jashin
It's so damn hot.
[06:22] Yusa
Is Yurine-san home?
[06:25] Jashin
Nope. She's dead.
[06:27] Yusa
What?!
[06:28] Jashin
It's freezing when you two are here.
SIGN You did it, didn't you?!
SIGN Give her back! Give Yurine-chan back!
[06:37] Jashin
Shut up.
[06:38] Jashin
That won't work.
[06:39] Jashin
Taste my Hundred Tail Slaps!
[06:47] Jashin
I just used my new deadly move
on a low-ranking devil!
[07:00] Yusa
You dare do such a thing to my sister again?
[07:03] Yusa
And now, Yurine-san, too...
[07:05] Yusa
I can't allow you to live.
[07:10] Yurine
It's awfully noisy out here.
[07:12] Yurine
Oh, Yusa-san. Welcome.
[07:15] Yusa
I should've known.
[07:18] Jashin
Here.
[07:20] Yusa
Oh, you didn't have to.
[07:23] Jashin
When they're here,
my tea snacks get cut so thin!
[07:26] Jashin
This is plenty for Koji.
[07:35] Yusa
I've come to ask you for a favor, Yurine-san.
[07:38] Yurine
A favor?
[07:40] Yusa
Yes.
SIGN Hell Ice Cream
[07:43] Yusa
I was hoping you could
taste-test this for me.
[07:46] Yurine
"Hell Ice Cream"?
[07:48] Yusa
Yes, business is bad in Hell right now,
[07:51] Yusa
so I was thinking of selling more than
just shaved ice in the human realm.
[07:54] Yusa
I was hoping you could give me
your opinion on behalf of the humans.
[07:57] Yurine
The packaging is cute.
[08:00] Yurine
Sure, if you think my opinion will do.
[08:03] Yurine
I'm surprised business has been
bad for you guys, though.
[08:07] Yurine
It's not like it costs you anything.
[08:09] Yusa
Yes, but for some reason,
our product just doesn't sell back home.
[08:13] Yurine
Probably because you're trying to sell it
in a cold place that has ice everywhere.
[08:18] Yusa
Ah, of course!
[08:20] Yusa
I hadn't even realized that!
[08:23] Jashin
Is your big sister stupid?
[08:26] Yurine
Okay, I'll try it.
[08:33] Yurine
It's good!
[08:35] Yusa
I'm so glad!
[08:36] Jashin
I'll have some, too!
[08:37] Yurine
What flavor is this?
[08:40] Yusa
Basilisk venom.
[08:42] Jashin
Are you an idiot?! Living creatures
die just walking beside a basilisk!
[08:47] Jashin
Why would you make that into
ice cream?! The risk is sky-high!
[08:50] Jashin
In fact, it's a basi-risk!
Seriously, think of the risk!
[08:54] Jashin
I mean, I don't care if Yurine dies, but...
[08:56] Yusa
Don't worry. The venom's been processed.
[08:59] Jashin
Are you absolutely sure it's safe?
[09:02] Jashin
Also, I'm impressed you were even
able to collect basilisk venom.
[09:06] Yusa
Well, that's the thing.
[09:08] Yusa
Just making this ice cream demands
a great deal of labor and expense.
[09:14] Yusa
After doing the math...
[09:16] Yusa
I'm thinking of selling it for
one million yen each. Do you think that'll work?
[09:24] Yurine
I, uh, don't think so.
[09:27] Yusa
B-B-But our debt...
[09:27] Jashin
Your big sister really is an idiot.
SIGN Wig
[09:37] Jashin
Dropkick on My Devil makes a transfer!
[09:41] Jashin
I'm a free agent!
[09:43] Jashin
Dropkick on My Food Wars Devil begi—
SIGN 5 Seconds Later
[09:50] Pekola
A part-time day labor job that pays well...
[09:54] Pekola
There don't seem to be many of those.
[09:59] Pekola
Thirty thousand a day? That could work!
SIGN High-Paying Part-Time Work
SIGN Pay:
SIGN yen
a day
SIGN Description: Shield
SIGN Terms:
SIGN All sexes welcome,
as long as you're strong!!
SIGN °Details to be shared on the day of the job
SIGN Feel free to call and ask us about it first!
SIGN (our recruiter)
[10:02] Pekola
"Terms: All sexes welcome,
as long as you're strong."
[10:07] Pekola
I may have lost my angel powers,
but I'm still tougher than a human.
[10:12] Pekola
This seems perfect for me.
[10:14] Pekola
But...
[10:16] Pekola
Why does the description just say "shield"?
SIGN High-Paying Part-Time Work
SIGN yen
a day
SIGN Shield
SIGN All sexes welcome,
as long as you're strong!!
SIGN °Details to be shared on the day of the job
SIGN Feel free to call and ask us about it first!
SIGN (our recruiter)
[10:18] Pekola
What could that mean?
[10:20] Pekola
Well, I can start by calling to ask.
SIGN Is that...
SIGN ...an angel? She doesn't have a halo, though.
SIGN I'm finding angels now, but still no Jashin-chan.
SIGN Where could she be?
SIGN Ah, the Tokyo Desert...
[10:45] Pekola
They hired me pretty easily,
[10:47] Pekola
but today's the day of the job
and I still don't know the details.
[10:52] Pekola
Still, I'm so lucky to have found a job
that pays 30,000 yen for just one day!
[10:56] Pekola
Good things are coming my way today!
[10:58] Pekola
I'll buy that, and I bet
I can buy that, too...
[11:01] Tanahashi
Yo, part-timer.
[11:03] Pekola
What? That's the guy
who's at all my part-time jobs!
[11:08] Tanahashi
Huh? What're you talking about?
[11:09] Tanahashi
I'm gonna explain the work now.
Listen up, part-timer.
[11:13] Pekola
Um, my name isn't
"Part-Timer." It's "Pekola."
[11:17] Pekola
He still has such a dumb-sounding voice.
[11:21] Tanahashi
I couldn't care less if you're
Pekola or not, part-timer.
[11:24] Pekola
Why does he refuse to learn my name?
[11:24] Tanahashi
So today, you're a bodyguard at
an idol's photobook-signing event.
[11:30] Tanahashi
Okay, explanation done.
[11:32] Pekola
Right...
[11:33] Tanahashi
Okay, Amatsuka Noel-chan, come on in!
[11:34] Pekola
A bodyguard? So that's why it said "shield."
[11:37] Poporon
Good morning!
[11:39] Poporon
I'm everyone's holy idol, Noel-chan!
[11:45] Pekola
Poporon?!
[11:46] Poporon
Pekola-sama?!
[11:47] Tanahashi
Okay, I'll see you when it's time.
[11:50] Poporon
Okay!
[11:52] Pekola
Who's Amatsuka Noel?
[11:54] Poporon
It's a stage name, obviously.
[11:57] Poporon
Being an ordinary girl who's striving
to be an idol makes it easier to live here.
[12:01] Pekola
A stage name? Oh, right.
Yeah, I guess that's an option...
[12:05] Pekola
Wait, but lying is wrong!
[12:07] Poporon
You're too honest for your own good.
[12:10] Poporon
But that's how I've been getting by.
I'm still just starting out as an idol, though.
[12:15] Pekola
Is idol work really so dangerous
that you need a bodyguard?
[12:20] Poporon
Not usually, but on rare occasions,
[12:23] Poporon
we get attacked at our events.
[12:26] Poporon
So make sure you protect me.
[12:28] Pekola
Of course!
[12:30] Pekola
I'm getting paid for this, after all.
[12:32] Pekola
And you'll be going out
in front of people as a human.
[12:36] Pekola
The responsibility of the
job itself is reason enough,
[12:38] Pekola
but aside from that,
it's an angel's duty to protect humans!
[12:41] Poporon
Wh-Why are you trying to sound all cool?
You piss me off so much.
[12:47] Poporon
I absolutely hate all that stuff
about an angel's duty.
[12:50] Pekola
Poporon?
[12:52] Tanahashi
Okay, it's time.
[12:54] Poporon
Coming!
[12:59] Poporon
Thank you for coming!
SIGN Amatsuki Noel Autograph Event
[13:02] Osaki
An autographed Noel-chan photobook!
It'll be my family heirloom!
[13:05] Poporon
Aw, that makes me so happy!
[13:09] Chiba
If you would, please.
[13:10] Poporon
Sure!
[13:12] Chiba
Oh, please sign it:
"To Noel-chan's little piggy."
[13:16] Poporon
You're funny!
[13:18] Poporon
What the hell?
[13:39] [SONG] Poporon
The sky above me is cloudy
[13:43] [SONG] Poporon
I wish it would be sunny, just for today
[13:47] [SONG] Poporon
The challenge is getting to
the point of feeling motivated
[13:53] [SONG] Poporon
But it's not like there are
tons of things I want to do
[14:00] [SONG] Poporon
I don't have time to sit around sighing
[14:07] [SONG] Poporon
In this hectic, ever-changing world
[14:14] [SONG] Poporon
Forcing a smile
[14:18] [SONG] Poporon
While just spinning like a gear
[14:21] [SONG] Poporon
Is not how I want to let it end
[14:29] [SONG] Poporon
I want to make a miracle happen
[14:33] [SONG] Poporon
Like you-know-who
[14:36] [SONG] Poporon
So I'll go out to find a future
that'll make my heart race
[14:44] [SONG] Poporon
I swear I will
[14:48] Pekola
Good. It looks like it's going
to end without any problems.
[14:52] Pekola
What should I eat with my 30,000 yen?
[14:56] Pekola
The finest eels? Or maybe a steak?
[14:59] Pekola
Oh, curry nanban is right up there, too.
[15:07] Long Hair
I have a bone to pick with you, Noel.
[15:10] Long Hair
Your cold treatment of fans
on social media is unacceptable!
[15:20] Poporon
Pekola-sama, you were
actually useful! Thank good—
[15:23] Long Hair
Damn you, Noel!
[15:25] Long Hair
How dare you ignore my R-rated questions?!
[15:28] Long Hair
I'll split your head open!
[15:32] Long Hair
Damn it! What the hell?!
[15:35] Pekola
Poporon! What are you doing?
Get out of here!
[15:39] Long Hair
Out of my way, you...
[15:41] Pekola
S-Stop... Seriously, stop...
[15:43] Poporon
A-Are you crazy?! Don't risk
your life for a measly 30,000 yen!
[15:47] Pekola
It's not about the money!
[15:49] Pekola
I may have fallen, but I was an angel!
It's my duty to protect people!
[15:56] Poporon
But... I'm not human...
[15:58] Pekola
Right now, you're Noel
the human idol, aren't you?
[16:02] Pekola
You're also my former subordinate.
[16:05] Pekola
So I will protect you!
[16:09] Long Hair
Give it a damn rest!
[16:24] Pekola
Where am I?
[16:26] Yurine
Don't sit up too quickly.
[16:28] Pekola
Hanazono Yurine...
[16:31] Pekola
Wait, where's Poporon?
[16:33] Yurine
Don't worry, she's just fine.
[16:36] Yurine
And the police arrested the attacker.
[16:40] Jashin
Yurine saw the news online
and came to check up on you.
[16:44] Pekola
Th-Thank you.
[16:46] Jashin
We've got bananas, too.
[16:48] Yurine
Why are you eating them?
[16:51] Yurine
Hey, don't play with the bananas.
[16:52] Jashin
Can't hear you.
[16:52] Pekola
Did you two bring this
expensive-looking fruit selection?
[16:56] Yurine
No, it was there before we came in.
[16:59] Pekola
I see...
[17:03] Pekola
I hope my pay will
cover this hospital stay.
[17:06] Yurine
The nurse said your expenses
were already covered.
[17:10] Pekola
Huh?!
[17:10] Jashin
I'll take this melon in return
for peeling the apples.
[17:15] Yurine
You really...
[17:17] Pekola
Who could have...
SIGN Heaven Hospital
[17:23] Poporon
Hmph. Stupid Pekola-sama.
[17:27] Jashin
Dropkick on My Devil makes a transfer!
[17:30] Jashin
I'm a free agent!
[17:31] Jashin
Overhead Kick on My Titan Devil begi—
SIGN 5 Seconds Later
SIGN Beth
SIGN Beth
SIGN Damn
it
SIGN Unhappy
Turn
SIGN Unhappy
Turn
SIGN Unhappy
Turn
[17:51] Medusa
Here, Jashin-chan. Open up.
[17:56] Jashin
Yum. Nothing beats a mandarin in winter.
[18:02] Medusa
Oh, that's right!
[18:04] Medusa
Jashin-chan, could you
teach me how to make chocolates?
[18:07] Jashin
Huh? Why?
[18:09] Medusa
It's almost Valentine's Day.
[18:13] Jashin
Y-You're gonna give someone chocolates?
[18:17] Medusa
Yep!
[18:22] Jashin
Who?
[18:23] Medusa
That's a secret.
[18:26] Jashin
I'm not teaching you, then.
[18:28] Medusa
Aw, come on, teach me!
You're good at making sweets, aren't you?
[18:32] Jashin
Just buy 'em from some store.
[18:35] Jashin
Department stores have special
Valentine's Day sections this time of year.
[18:40] Medusa
I know, but I thought it'd be nice to give
handmade ones to the person I care about.
[18:47] Jashin
The person Medusa cares about?!
[18:50] Jashin
She found someone like that while
I've been stuck here in the human realm?!
[18:50] Medusa
But I don't know what kind
would make them happy.
[18:56] Jashin
All because I can't get back to Hell!
[18:58] Medusa
What's wrong, Jashin-chan?
[19:01] Medusa
Okay, if you'll teach me how to make them,
I'll tell you who I'm giving them to.
[19:06] Medusa
But only after we're done.
[19:10] Jashin
F-Fine.
[19:12] Jashin
As soon as I get back to Hell, I'll kill them.
[19:18] Medusa
This is kind of embarrassing...
[19:21] Jashin
You have to start by looking the part.
[19:25] Medusa
Your hat's so tall.
[19:27] Jashin
Regular chocolates are boring,
so we'll be making ganache.
[19:31] Jashin
First, chop up a
chocolate bar into tiny pieces.
[19:34] Medusa
Okay!
[19:39] Jashin
That's dangerous.
[19:43] Jashin
Place your hand like a cat's paw
so you don't cut your fingers.
[19:49] Jashin
You try it.
[19:50] Medusa
O-Okay!
[19:52] Jashin
You need to be careful, or you'll be
giving someone your fingers instead.
[19:56] Medusa
Got it. Like this, right?
[19:59] Jashin
Now, put fresh cream in a pan, and warm it over
a medium heat without bringing it to a boil.
[20:05] Jashin
Then, add the chopped-up
chocolate, and mix it in.
[20:11] Jashin
Finally, pour the melted chocolate
into a tray lined with parchment paper...
[20:17] Jashin
And put it in the fridge
for about an hour to cool.
[20:22] DevilA
One, two, three, four...
[20:28] Medusa
Think it's ready yet, Jashin-chan?
[20:31] Jashin
It hasn't even been five minutes.
[20:34] Jashin
Is the person you're giving it to
that important to you?
[20:39] Medusa
Yeah! Super important!
[20:42] Jashin
I'm seriously gonna kill them.
[20:44] DevilA
3,579... 3,599... 3,600!
[20:49] DevilA
And now, it's been an hour!
[20:51] Medusa
Wow! It really turned into ganache!
[20:54] Jashin
Now just cut it into the size you want,
sprinkle cocoa powder on top, and it's done.
[20:59] Medusa
Thank you, Jashin-chan!
[21:11] Medusa
All done!
[21:13] Medusa
Jashin-chan.
[21:15] Jashin
What?
[21:17] Medusa
Here. A present for you.
[21:21] Medusa
I said I was giving it to someone
I care about, remember?
[21:27] Jashin
S-So that's what you...
[21:33] Medusa
Let's always be good friends, okay?
[21:36] Jashin
Thank you, Medusa!
[21:40] Jashin
Whew, what a relief! I'm so glad!
[21:43] Medusa
Huh? What do you mean?
[21:45] Jashin
N-Nothing!
[21:45] Minos
Welcome home, Yurine-chan!
[21:46] Medusa
Come on, tell me!
[21:50] Yurine
I see you've been working hard, Minos.
[21:52] Minos
Nothing hard about it! I enjoy it!
[21:54] Minos
And I'm just happy to be able to work.
[21:57] Medusa
Stop that, Jashin-chan!
[22:01] Yurine
Those two seem happy all the time.
[22:05] Minos
Yep.
[23:40] Jashin
The devil runs, howls, sings...
[23:44] Jashin
All for her.
[23:46] Jashin
The bond between them is real.
[23:48] Jashin
Dropkick on My Devil! Into the sky!
[23:51] Jashin
Returning next time
with a dropkick to your heart!
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[01:31] Jashin
Take this, Yurine!
[01:34] Jashin
Shoving the title down
everyone's throats right off the bat!
[01:37] Jashin
The Dropkick on My Devil
Final Episode Special!
[01:40] Jashin
Though I know you're just gonna
dodge it anyway, of course!
[01:45] Jashin
Huh?
[01:48] Jashin
I... hit her?
[01:52] Yurine
That hurt.
[01:55] Yurine
I need to hit you once. Just once.
[02:01] Yurine
I missed.
[02:03] Yurine
Well, whatever. I'll let you off the hook.
[02:06] Yurine
Start prepping dinner, okay?
[02:09] Jashin
It's really rare for
Yurine's attacks to miss.
SIGN Ja
[02:15] Jashin
Dinner tonight is twice-cooked pork.
[02:18] Jashin
The store had a great deal
on pork belly and cabbage.
[02:23] Jashin
Delicious!
[02:25] Jashin
You like twice-cooked pork,
don't you, Yurine?
[02:30] Jashin
Yurine?
[02:33] Yurine
Yes, I love it.
[02:35] Yurine
And yours is definitely delicious.
[02:39] Jashin
You're not eating very much, though.
[02:42] Yurine
I'm full already.
[02:47] Yurine
I'm going to lie down for a bit.
[02:52] Jashin
But there's so much left...
[02:54] Jashin
Is it because I used cheap pork belly?
[02:57] Jashin
No, I prepared it in a way that
no one would notice it's cheap.
[03:02] Jashin
It really is yummy!
[03:04] Jashin
It's not like Yurine to leave
twice-cooked pork behind.
[03:09] Jashin
Yurine, you're acting strange today.
[03:12] Jashin
Do you have a fever?
[03:14] Jashin
You're burning up! That's a bad fever!
[03:16] Jashin
Th-Th-Thermometer! Thermometer!
[03:23] Jashin
Wait, 39 degrees?!
Isn't that really bad for humans?!
[03:27] Jashin
F-F-Futon, futon, futon!
[03:30] Jashin
Sleep! Sleep!
[03:32] Jashin
Water pillow! Water pillow!
[03:35] Jashin
Your head! Your head! Your head!
[03:37] Jashin
I gotta get you into your pajamas!
SIGN Time
Passes
[03:41] Jashin
Now you just need a suppository
to bring the fever down...
[03:45] Jashin
Oh. We don't have any medicine.
SIGN Too
Bad
[03:48] Jashin
At least keep this on.
[03:50] Jashin
Good. She's resting comfortably.
[03:53] Jashin
Wait! That's not good!
[03:55] Jashin
Why do I have to do all this for Yurine?
[03:59] Jashin
It's her fault that I can't get back to Hell.
[04:05] (Flashback) Yurine
Zazaas, zazaas, nasunazaas.
[04:11] Jashin
She summoned me when she
didn't even know the return spell.
[04:15] Jashin
And I can't get back to Hell
unless my summoner dies...
[04:20] Jashin
Am I stupid?
[04:22] Jashin
She's weak right now!
This is my best chance to kill her!
[04:27] Yurine
Jashin-chan...
[04:29] Yurine
W-Water...
[04:31] Jashin
N-Not my problem. Get your own water.
[04:39] Jashin
Uh, is she dying? She's gonna die
if I leave her alone, isn't she?
[04:46] Jashin
Yes! This is the end of
my long, grueling battle!
[04:50] Jashin
Sweet! I'm gonna go play
my heart out before I go home!
[04:56] Jashin
I didn't even have to do anything.
[04:59] Jashin
Goodbye, Yurine.
[05:01] Jashin
Living in the human realm wasn't so bad.
[05:09] Jashin
The day I make it back
to Hell has finally come!
[05:13] Jashin
I'll play at the arcade until it closes,
[05:15] Jashin
then eat my fill of curry on my way home.
[05:18] Jashin
Maybe Yurine will be dead by then!
[05:27] Jashin
Though...
[05:29] Jashin
I won't ever see her again.
[05:39] Yurine
S-So cold...
[05:40] Jashin
What do you think?
[05:42] Medusa
Her fever's really high,
and she looks so uncomfortable.
[05:45] Medusa
We need to get her to the hospital!
[05:47] Minos
Okay, I'll get my car.
[05:50] Minos
Jashin-chan, get Yurine-chan downstairs!
[05:52] Jashin
Roger dodger!
[05:54] Jashin
Medusa, cover her bill!
[05:55] Medusa
Right!
[05:56] Jashin
Beth, watch the house!
[06:00] Jashin
This... is your "car"?
[06:02] Minos
Yep!
[06:03] Minos
It's super maneuverable, which makes it
perfect for the narrow alleys of Jinbocho.
[06:08] Jashin
Oh. I see.
[06:10] Minos
Hang on tight!
[06:13] Jashin
Huh?
[06:16] Jashin
At least obey the speed limit!
SIGN Medication
SIGN Hanazono Yurine
SIGN Directions
SIGN Take 3 times daily for 3 days
SIGN Take after eating
morning, midday, and evening
SIGN Pill
SIGN Powder
SIGN Capsule
[06:24] Minos
Well, we gave her the meds.
She should be fine now.
[06:27] Minos
The doctor said she'd be better in a few days.
[06:30] Medusa
Yeah. Thank goodness.
[06:33] Minos
Never thought I'd see Jashin-chan
help Yurine-chan like this, though.
[06:36] Medusa
What do I keep telling you?
[06:38] Medusa
Jashin-chan is a nice girl deep down.
[06:41] Jashin
Don't be dumb! I'm a devil!
I oughta slug you!
[06:48] Jashin
If I left Yurine on her own
and something happened to her,
[06:51] Jashin
you guys would shun me, right?
[06:55] Jashin
I want to get back home to Hell, but...
[06:58] Jashin
I would...
[07:00] Jashin
hate losing you guys a lot more.
[07:06] Minos
Yeah, yeah! We know the truth is
that you're just worried about Yurine!
[07:10] Jashin
Keep talking and I'll make a steak
outta you and eat it, you dolt!
[07:13] Jashin
Medusa! You'd better not
get a big head, either!
[07:16] Jashin
Remember, it's not you
I need! It's your money!
[07:20] Medusa
Sure, sure.
[07:21] Jashin
Damn it! Listen to me!
[07:23] Minos
Keep it down! You'll wake Yurine-chan!
[07:27] Jashin
Oh, right.
[07:28] Medusa
Sorry.
[07:31] Minos
We'll, we're gonna head on home.
We'll leave the rest to you.
[07:34] Jashin
Thank you both.
[07:42] Jashin
Okay, then...
[07:46] Jashin
They have a saying in the human realm
about staying by a person's bedside.
[07:50] Jashin
So I guess I'll stay by her bedside
and watch over her until morning.
[07:54] Jashin
I'll sing so you can rest comfortably.
SIGN Composed by: Fudeyasu Kazuyuki
Performed by: Jashin-chan
SIGN The bookstore I visited with you on that day
SIGN Turned into a convenience store at some point
SIGN The curry place where I was stood up
SIGN Still serves potatoes with its curry
SIGN You're a bookworm
SIGN And I'm your freeloader
SIGN Our four-and-a-half-mat room
SIGN Was buried in books
SIGN You seemed happy there
SIGN But I was always worried that the floor would cave in
SIGN Ah, Jinbocho, the youth we spent together
SIGN Ah, Jinbocho, those sepia-colored blue days
[09:05] Yurine
What kind of song is that?
[09:07] Jashin
Oh, did I wake you?
It's an original song I came up with.
[09:11] Jashin
I call it "Jinbocho Elegy."
SIGN Jinbocho
Elegy
SIGN Jinbocho
Elegy
[09:14] Jashin
It has six chapters!
[09:16] Yurine
It's not "Road," you know.
[09:18] Jashin
"Road" goes up to fourteen.
It's a famous song.
[09:22] Yurine
National roads go up to 507, actually.
[09:24] Jashin
I'm not talking about national roads!
[09:27] Jashin
"Jinbocho Elegy" tells the story of how you and I fly up into the sky
[09:31] Jashin
on a balloon in six chapters.
[09:37] Yurine
Now I'm kind of interested.
[09:39] Jashin
I'll continue singing, then!
[09:41] Yurine
Please don't.
[09:44] Yurine
Jashin-chan...
[09:47] Yurine
Thanks.
[09:50] Jashin
I-It was Minos who took you to the doctor,
[09:53] Jashin
and Medusa covered the hospital bill!
[09:56] Jashin
They're the ones you should thank.
[09:57] Jashin
I couldn't have cared less
what happened to you.
[10:03] Yurine
I'm kind of hungry. Make me something.
[10:07] Jashin
Oh, very well!
[10:09] Jashin
I'll make you some nice, gooey
ginger rice that's just the thing for colds.
[10:13] Jashin
Wait! If she has an appetite,
that means she's recovering quick!
[10:18] Jashin
Crap! She's gonna
punish me for that dropkick!
[10:22] Yurine
I won't do anything.
[10:24] Jashin
Really?
[10:26] DeviLA
If you consume alcohol,
don't let it consume you.
[10:29] DevilA
If you catch a cold,
don't let it catch you off-guard.
[10:34] Minos
Hey, Yurine-chan.
[10:35] Minos
Have you heard of the Ryounkaku?
[10:37] Yurine
"Ryounkaku"?
[10:39] Minos
A friend of mine in Hell told me
I should go see the Ryounkaku in Asakusa.
[10:44] Minos
It's a really tall building that's
a great sightseeing spot, apparently.
[10:48] Yurine
Oh, I've heard of that.
[10:52] Yurine
You mean this.
[10:53] Yurine
The Ryounkaku.
It had Japan's first electric elevator.
[10:58] Yurine
But it was damaged in the Great
Kanto Earthquake, so they tore it down.
[11:02] Minos
Really?
[11:04] Minos
Come to think of it, my friend hasn't been
to the human realm in about a century.
[11:10] Minos
Jashin-chan, would you shut up?
[11:11] Jashin
Go to Oshiage instead.
[11:14] Minos
I went there with Medusa.
[11:16] Jashin
I've never been there...
[11:18] Jashin
I've never been there!
[11:21] Yurine
I haven't, either.
[11:22] Jashin
Nobody goes to sightseeing spots
in their own hometowns, huh?
[11:25] Yurine
Exactly. I've never been to
Tokyo Tower for the same reason.
[11:31] Jashin
Right?
[11:31] Minos
You really are a Tokyo devil now.
[11:35] Minos
Too bad about the Ryounkaku, though.
[11:38] Minos
Guess I should've come
here a century earlier.
[11:42] Yurine
I envy you.
[11:44] Yurine
You talk about doing stuff
a century ago like it's nothing.
[11:48] Yurine
If I'd lived for thousands
of years like you guys,
[11:52] Yurine
I could've witnessed some of the things
I've read about in history books.
[11:56] Medusa
Can't breathe...
[11:57] Yurine
A human only gets to see about
seventy or eighty years' worth of history.
[12:03] Yurine
In another hundred years,
I won't even be around anymore.
[12:09] Yurine
If the world stays as peaceful as it is now,
[12:12] Yurine
I'd love to live long enough to see
how it looks in another century or two.
[12:19] Yurine
And you guys can do that.
[12:22] Minos
Is that how you see it?
[12:24] Jashin
From a devil's perspective, humans can
find happiness in the smallest of things.
[12:29] Minos
I am kinda curious to see
what lies in the human realm's future.
[12:34] Minos
But isn't being human all about
living your short lives to the fullest,
[12:38] Minos
so you can make the world
better for the next generation?
[12:41] Minos
Humans are amazing!
[12:43] Minos
Their lives are so much shorter,
but they do so much.
[12:46] Minos
It's not all about just staying alive
for thousands of years.
[12:49] Medusa
Yeah.
[12:50] Medusa
That's why I respect and love humans so much.
[12:55] Medusa
Humans destroy things sometimes,
[12:57] Medusa
but they have the power to create even more.
That's why they're so amazing.
[13:02] Jashin
Well, I hate humans.
[13:04] Medusa
Jashin-chan!
[13:05] Jashin
But I love the human realm.
[13:09] Jashin
There are so many fun things to do,
[13:11] Jashin
and so many tasty foods to eat!
[13:14] Minos
That's all you care about, huh?
[13:18] Jashin
Just thinking about it is making me hungry.
[13:20] Yurine
You know...
[13:22] Jashin
Let's go out and eat something!
[13:24] Jashin
Medusa, I want some expensive yakiniku!
[13:28] Medusa
Oh, all right.
[13:29] Jashin
Yay!
[13:30] Yurine
Quit leeching off her.
Medusa, I'll help pay.
[13:35] Minos
I guess I'll let you guys treat me, too!
[13:37] Jashin
Don't be impudent, Minos.
[13:38] Minos
You're one to talk.
[13:40] Jashin
Excuse me?! I'll dropkick you!
[13:42] Minos
Oh, yeah?! I'll just get you back!
[13:43] Medusa
Come on, you two, don't fight!
[13:44] Yurine
Jashin-chan, let's all just
have a friendly meal together.
SIGN She unleashed a whole lot
of dropkicks after this
[13:54] Pekola
Flower-viewing? I'll pass.
[13:57] Pekola
An angel like me could never watch
the cherry blossoms with devils like you.
[14:03] Minos
Don't make excuses.
We're friends, aren't we?
[14:06] Pekola
Since when am I your friend?
[14:09] Yurine
We brought a lunch for you, too.
[14:13] Pekola
A... A lunch...
[14:15] Pekola
What does it have in it?
[14:18] Yurine
Well...
[14:19] Yurine
There's chicken skewers, sushi, sandwiches...
[14:23] Pekola
H-Huh.
[14:33] Pekola
This is a great spot.
[14:36] Pekola
How long have you been holding it?
[14:40] Pekola
Why aren't you answering?
[14:42] Jashin
Oh, you're here?
[14:44] Yurine
Jashin-chan's been holding
this spot for 66 hours.
[14:48] Pekola
That long?!
[14:50] Yurine
Yes. It's her punishment for hiding
a half-eaten sandwich in my desk.
SIGN Clear File
[14:56] (Flashback) Jashin
I'll finish it later.
SIGN Clear File
SIGN Clear File
SIGN Clear File
SIGN Clear File
SIGN Clear File
SIGN Clear File
SIGN Clear File
[14:57] Yurine
She's been here 66 hours with no phone, games,
books, or anything else to help pass the time.
[15:04] Pekola
That's just heartless!
[15:06] All
Cheers!
[15:08] Pekola
Ch-Cheers...
[15:11] Minos
Drinking while looking at cherry blossoms
is so elegant. That's Japan for you!
[15:15] Jashin
You're literally just
like a foreign tourist.
[15:19] Mei
Hey, you girls! Minors can't drink alcohol!
[15:24] Mei
Wait... Orochimaru, it's you!
[15:31] Mei
I never dreamed I'd find you here.
[15:33] Mei
You and I really are—
[15:34] Jashin
Cut it out! Stop talking like that!
[15:38] Jashin
Other than the human, Yurine,
we're all adult devils and fallen angels here!
[15:43] Pekola
I'm not a fallen—
[15:45] Jashin
In fact, we're centuries older than you, Mei!
[15:48] Mei
Orochimaru called me "Mei"!
[15:51] Mei
Today is truly a day to remember!
[15:53] Mei
I know! Since you called me "Mei,"
we'll call this "Mei Orochimaru Day"!
[15:59] Mei
I'll have one of your drinks to celebrate!
[16:02] Yurine
Aren't you working?
[16:03] Mei
It's fine! The work's not that important!
[16:09] DevilA
There's a body buried under the cherry tree.
[16:14] DevilA
What a relief.
[16:20] Mei
I don't actually want to do this job at all.
[16:22] Mei
I took it because it seemed like a stable job,
but I get yelled at every day...
[16:28] Jashin
She's bringing down the mood.
[16:31] Jashin
Medusa, go drop her off somewhere.
[16:33] Medusa
Huh?
[16:34] Jashin
Move it!
[16:38] Medusa
Shall we go for a little walk?
[16:40] Mei
Uh-huh.
[16:41] Medusa
It sounds tough.
[16:43] Mei
Uh-huh.
[16:44] Medusa
It sounds stressful.
[16:45] Mei
Uh-huh.
[16:46] Jashin
Now, let's get back to eating and drinking!
[16:49] Poporon
Would anyone like some pork buns?
SIGN Genesis
[16:51] Jashin
I want pork buns!
[16:53] Jashin
Over here, please!
[16:54] Poporon
Sure!
[16:55] Jashin
Oh, Noel-san.
[16:57] Poporon
Ugh, her again?
[16:59] Pekola
Oh, it's you, Poporon.
[17:00] Poporon
Ugh! Pekola-sama!
[17:02] Minos
What's up? Is this your friend, Pekola-chan?
[17:04] Jashin
Hey, "Noel-san"! I knew
you were Poporon-chan!
SIGN Genesis
[17:09] Genesis Owner
Hey, Noel. You can take a break.
SIGN Genesis
SIGN Genesis
SIGN Genesis
SIGN Genesis
SIGN Genesis
SIGN Genesis
SIGN Genesis
SIGN Genesis
SIGN Genesis
[17:13] Poporon
Oh, boss...
[17:14] Genesis Owner
Oh, Yurine-chan.
[17:16] Yurine
Hello.
[17:18] Genesis Owner
Noel's a good girl.
Be good to her, all right?
[17:25] Jashin
He called her a good girl!
[17:26] Yurine
Why don't you join us?
[17:28] Minos
Any friend of Pekola-chan's
is a friend of ours!
[17:33] Minos
Right?
[17:35] Poporon
You annoy me.
[17:38] Pekola
Poporon, they're offering to share with you.
[17:41] Poporon
Shut up!
[17:42] Poporon
You look ridiculous, chumming
around with humans and devils!
[17:45] Jashin
You need to get over yourself!
[17:47] Jashin
I'll kill you! Let's take this outside!
[17:51] Minos
We're already outside!
[17:53] Yurine
Stop it, Jashin-chan.
[17:55] Yurine
Sorry for pressuring you to join us.
[17:58] Yurine
Maybe some other time.
[18:01] Poporon
Have a nice day.
[18:03] Jashin
Damn that Noel-san!
[18:05] Minos
She's an odd one, huh?
[18:07] Pekola
She used to be my subordinate,
but she's a bit twisted for an angel.
[18:13] Pekola
She wasn't like that before...
[18:17] Jashin
Who cares?! Let's just drink and sing!
[18:21] [SONG] Jashin
Cherry blossoms, cherry blossoms
[18:26] [SONG] Jashin
In fields, mountains, and villages
[18:31] [SONG] Jashin
As far as the eye can see
[18:36] [SONG] Jashin
Is that mist or clouds?
[18:40] [SONG] Jashin
Fragrant in the rising sun
[18:41] Poporon
Hmph. Ridiculous.
[18:44] Jashin
Yay!
[18:47] Mei
And you know what else?
[18:50] Mei
All the others pick on me.
They call me a weirdo.
[18:53] Medusa
Oh, that's awful.
[18:57] Medusa
I bet they've all forgotten about me...
SIGN Mei Orochimaru Day
[19:00] Mei
Yay!
[19:06] Jashin
I'm a devil, but I haven't done anything bad
in so long, I'm going through withdrawal.
SIGN Saber
Tiger
[19:13] Yurine
Want to get bread for lunch?
[19:16] Jashin
I'm more in the mood for rice.
[19:19] Yurine
Really? I'm pretty sure you want bread.
[19:22] Jashin
Not really. Rice is—
[19:25] Yurine
No, your face says you want to eat bread.
[19:28] Jashin
Fine.
[19:29] Yurine
Right? It was written all over your face
that you were dying for some bread.
[19:36] Yurine
I just love the smell of bakeries.
[19:39] Jashin
That's the smell of yeast.
[19:42] Yurine
This new product looks really good.
[19:46] Yurine
It is! I think I'll get this.
[19:51] Yurine
This looks good, too.
[19:55] Yurine
You didn't...
[19:56] Jashin
The sign said "Help yourself."
[19:59] Yurine
What kind of person interprets
that as "eat all of them"?
[20:02] Jashin
I'm not a person. I'm a dev—
[20:06] Jashin
Um, okay, then...
[20:09] Jashin
I'll tear the bread that
the samples were for into pieces,
[20:13] Jashin
stick toothpicks in them, and...
[20:15] Jashin
See? Good as new!
[20:18] Yurine
There's nothing "good as new" about that!
[20:20] Yurine
What kind of idiot tears up one of
the store's products to leave out?
[20:23] Yurine
Apologize to the staff
and pay for what you ruined!
[20:27] Jashin
Okay...
SIGN Ham Roll
SIGN Chocolate Cornet
[20:32] Jashin
I'll switch the price tag
on the ham rolls...
[20:34] Jashin
with the price tag on
the chocolate cornets!
SIGN Ham Roll
SIGN Chocolate Cornet
SIGN Ham Roll
[20:38] Jashin
They're clearly chocolate cornets,
but it says they're ham rolls!
[20:41] Jashin
And vice versa!
[20:48] Yurine
Why have you been doing
naughty things all day?
[20:52] Jashin
I'm always doing naughty things in secret.
You just don't know about it.
[21:00] Jashin
I have to follow my devil instincts
to do bad sometimes, or I'll go mad!
[21:04] Yurine
Medusa and Minos are devils, too,
but they don't do anything bad or naughty.
[21:09] Jashin
Well, there's individual variation, you know?
[21:12] Yurine
Don't "you know?" me.
[21:15] Girl
My balloon...
[21:17] Girl
Mom, get it down!
[21:20] Mom
I can't get it down
from all the way up there.
[21:24] Mom
Oh, dear.
[21:25] Yurine
There you go. You're up.
[21:25] Girl
My balloon...
[21:27] Jashin
Up for what?
[21:28] Yurine
Get her balloon for her.
[21:30] Jashin
No way! Why should I help a human?
[21:33] Yurine
Hmm... It'd be so easy with
your physical abilities, though.
[21:39] Jashin
Aw, well, that's true, but...
[21:43] Jashin
I guess I have no choice!
[21:45] Yurine
Even a snake can climb a tree
if you flatter it enough.
[21:48] Jashin
Hup...
[21:50] Jashin
There! I got your balloon, human child—
[21:53] Jashin
Uh, no way...
[21:55] Jashin
Wait, hang on, kid!
[21:57] Jashin
How were you holding this before?! Wait!
[22:02] Jashin
Are you kidding me?!
SIGN That's... Jashin-chan!
SIGN I finally found her!
SIGN Wait, Jashin-chan! Wait!
[23:32] Jashin
Dropkick on My Devil will see you again!
[23:35] Jashin
Hasta la vista, baby!
SIGN The
End
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[00:27] Jashin
I'm back...
[00:29] Jashin
everyone.
[00:32] Jashin
You had a lot of nerve,
turning your backs on me! But...
[00:36] Jashin
I'll be back! I have returned!
[00:44] Jashin
All 7.6 billion people
on Earth, bear witness!
[00:48] Jashin
The great monarch of fear has
returned, only 19 years behind!
[00:51] Jashin
If you wish to see Angolmois, look upon me!
[00:55] Jashin
This is the new lethal move
of the reborn Jashin-chan!
[00:58] Jashin
Super Delicious Planetary Golden
Special Reserve Gorgeous After-care Kid
[01:03] Jashin
Plus Ultra Hyper Mega
Romanée Conti Marvelous
[01:06] Jashin
Delaware Extra Big Bang Overlord
Giga Drill Cosmic Meteor...
[01:24] Jashin
Moumantai No Problem
C'est Bon Está Bien Nankurunaisa!
[01:27] Jashin
The True Jashin-chan Dropkiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiii-hiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiick!
[02:01] Crowd
Noel-tan!
[02:03] Poporon
Thank you all!
[02:06] Pekola
Nooooo!
SIGN Bread 30 yen/loaf
SIGN Sale
SIGN Sold Out
[02:10] Minos
Sorry, Granny.
[02:11] Medusa
We won't forget about you again.
[02:13] Old Woman
Oh, it's all right.
[02:17] Man
Congratulations!
We have a first-prize winner!
[02:23] Man
Here's the first prize:
[02:25] Man
a voucher for a one-night, two-day trip to
a private beach, courtesy of Flex Tourism!
SIGN Fin
[02:49] Jashin
Beth!
[02:51] Jashin
It's time to eat.
[02:56] Jashin
Huh?
[02:57] Jashin
Did you... get bigger?
[03:00] Jashin
Pretty sure she was about this size
before I went into outer space...
[03:05] Jashin
We'll have to get you a bigger house
before you don't fit in it anymore.
[03:09] Jashin
I forgot she was a Beast of Gévaudan.
[03:13] Jashin
Forget the dog house.
She's gonna need a cage pretty soon.
[03:18] Jashin
Will I be able to control
a beast of Hell that easily?
[03:23] Jashin
She might attack and eat me!
[03:29] Jashin
Better kill her while I have the chance!
[03:31] Jashin
Walking you is a royal pain, anyway.
[03:33] Jashin
And your food's expensive.
This is the perfect time to do it.
[03:36] Jashin
So long, Beth!
[03:38] Jashin
Here's my second-most lethal move
after my killer dropkick!
[03:42] Jashin
Take this! Royal Copenhagen!
[03:48] Jashin
How can she give me that sweet,
innocent look when I'm about to kill her?
[03:52] Jashin
Those eyes say she trusts me
completely as her master!
[03:57] Jashin
But I have to kill her now! Right now!
[04:02] Jashin
I can't do it!
[04:04] Jashin
I've grown attached to her
after all this time taking care of her.
[04:05] Jashin
There, there. There, there.
[04:11] Jashin
A proud beast of Hell is allowing
itself to be bound by a leash,
[04:15] Jashin
and giving up its freedom to live this life.
[04:18] Jashin
She's so much like me.
[04:22] Jashin
I'm sorry, Beth.
[04:27] Jashin
C'mon, what's with you, Beth?
[04:29] Jashin
Stop that! Don't try to tussle with me!
[04:31] Jashin
Seriously, cut it out!
[04:45] Jashin
Forget what I said.
I have to kill her right now.
[04:48] Jashin
I still have my left hand.
[04:51] Jashin
Take this! Left-handed Royal Copenhagen!
[04:59] Jashin
It didn't do a damn thing!
[05:03] Yurine
Hello?
[05:06] Jashin
Oh! Yurine!
[05:08] Jashin
Long time no see!
Were you lonely without me?
[05:12] Yurine
You were gone? I didn't notice.
[05:15] Jashin
Huh?
[05:16] Jashin
That's so mean! I was gone
for three whole light-years!
[05:19] Jashin
Do you have any idea what a
hard time I had trying to make it back?!
[05:23] Yurine
Well, enough about that.
You dropped this, Jashin-chan.
[05:26] Jashin
Oh, th-that's right! This beast's
gotten too big and powerful!
[05:30] Jashin
I have to get rid of her now,
or she'll kill me... uh, pretty soon...
[05:35] Yurine
There, there. Good girl.
[05:37] Jashin
Don't ignore me!
[05:39] Yurine
Well, since you tried to
punch Beth a minute ago...
[05:44] Yurine
In the name of Beth...
[05:47] Yurine
I'll punish you.
[05:57] Jashin
It's plain as day that I'm the victim here!
[05:59] Jashin
Why do I have to be punished?!
[06:01] Yurine
I'll punish you.
[06:03] Jashin
It's no use. She's just making it all worse.
There's no point in talking to her.
[06:08] Yurine
Would you prefer a punch or a kick?
[06:11] Yurine
You can pick which one you want.
[06:13] Yurine
Punch it is.
[06:19] Yurine
Okay, time for us to have our dinner, too.
[06:22] Yurine
I'll stick your hand back on with
superglue. Bring it in with you.
[06:27] Jashin
None of that made any sense...
[06:30] DevilA
Swimsuit episode coming up!
Keep your eyes peeled!
[06:54] Jashin
Yay!
[06:56] Jashin
We really do have the place to ourselves!
[07:00] Minos
I can't believe you won first prize in a
Suzuran Street shopping district lottery,
[07:05] Minos
and got vouchers for six
for a day at a private beach.
SIGN You have such good luck, Yurine-chan.
[07:10] Yurine
It happens.
[07:12] Medusa
Say cheese!
[07:14] Jashin
Yay!
[07:16] Pekola
My Lord, please forgive me.
[07:18] Pekola
I have once again given in to the devils'
temptation and accompanied them.
[07:23] Pekola
How deeply I have sinned...
[07:26] Pekola
But you can't blame me, right?
[07:28] Pekola
I had to come when I heard
there'd be a barbecue!
[07:33] Pekola
I haven't seen the sea in so long.
[07:35] Pekola
Not since I swam in the Dead Sea
about 3,000 years ago, I think.
[07:40] DevilA
The Dead Sea isn't a "sea." It's a lake.
[07:43] Yurine
Be sure to keep the beach clean.
[07:45] All
Okay!
[07:46] Pekola
Come to think of it...
[07:47] Yurine
Take your trash home with you.
[07:50] All
Okay!
[07:50] Pekola
There seems to be a new devil
I haven't seen before.
[07:53] Medusa
Jashin-chan!
[07:55] Medusa
You look so cute in that swimsuit!
[07:59] Jashin
Not cute. Strong!
[08:01] Yurine
Did you even need to put on a swimsuit?
[08:03] Jashin
Oh, come on. Everyone wears
a swimsuit to the beach.
[08:07] Jashin
I don't get your standards
for what "everyone" does.
[08:12] Medusa
Pekola-chan!
[08:14] Pekola
Wh-What is it?
[08:16] Jashin
What was with that reaction?
[08:19] Medusa
W-Wait, Jashin-chan...
[08:19] Pekola
Uh, nothing...
[08:21] Minos
What's up?
SIGN What's wrong?
[08:22] Jashin
What are you hiding? Let me see!
[08:26] Pekola
No... P-Please don't...
[08:28] Jashin
Don't be stingy! What's it gonna hurt?
[08:31] Pekola
Don't!
[08:33] Yurine
Stop it! Don't be a pest!
SIGN Tajiri
[08:38] Jashin
Tajiri?
[08:39] Jashin
Is your family name Tajiri?
[08:41] Minos
So you're Tajiri Pekola-chan?
SIGN Hello!
SIGN I came here from Hell to find Jashin-chan.
SIGN My name is Persephone II.
SIGN Nice to meet you, Tajiri-chan!
[08:52] Pekola
N-Nice to meet you... Wait, no!
[08:54] Pekola
This was just a hand-me-down from a coworker.
[08:57] Pekola
You know I don't have a family name.
[09:00] Jashin
Really, Tajiri?
[09:01] Minos
Got it, Tajiri-chan!
SIGN Tajiri-chan!
[09:03] Pekola
I told you, I'm not Tajiri!
[09:06] Medusa
U-Um, Pekola-chan...
[09:09] Medusa
I'm sorry, I...
[09:11] Medusa
I just wanted to say you
looked cute in your swimsuit...
[09:15] Pekola
Really?
[09:16] Yurine
You sure do.
[09:18] Yurine
It shouldn't be legal, really.
[09:20] Yurine
You look good in it, Pekola.
[09:29] Poporon
Squee!
[09:34] Jashin
Ow, ow, ow!
[09:35] Jashin
I can't wear sandals,
and the sand is burning me.
[09:38] Jashin
So I'm going in first!
[09:40] Medusa
Jashin-chan! You need to stretch first!
[09:42] Jashin
Shut up!
[09:45] Mei
The Vega stance!
[09:47] Three
One, two, three, four.
[09:50] Three
One, two, three, four.
[09:52] Minos
Can't forget to do our stretches first.
SIGN Right!
[09:54] Pekola
R-Right...
[10:04] Jashin
M-My leg... I mean, my tail's c-cramping...
[10:08] Medusa
That looks like so much fun.
[10:10] Medusa
But I can't swim, so I guess
I'll just make a sand castle.
[10:16] Medusa
Scoopity-scoop, scoopity-scoop...
[10:24] Jashin
I thought I was done for.
[10:26] Yusa
Ice here!
[10:29] Yusa
Who wants some delicious shaved ice?
[10:32] Jashin
Hey, Yusa-Koji.
[10:33] Yusa
Welcome.
[10:35] DevilA
Hello, hello.
[10:36] Jashin
Heya, slay ya...
[10:38] Jashin
Love and throb and French kiss ya!
[10:40] Jashin
And a heart-pounding deep kiss, too!
[10:42] DevilA
A "French kiss" and a "deep kiss"
are the same thing.
[10:46] Jashin
Gimme a shaved ice.
[10:51] Jashin
Nothing beats crunchy, ice-cold shaved ice!
[10:58] Jashin
You want some, Tajiri?
[11:01] Jashin
Then, run in a circle
three times and bark like a dog.
[11:05] Pekola
Woof!
[11:07] Jashin
You actually did it!
[11:09] Pekola
Sh-Shaved ice...
[11:10] Jashin
You don't get any yet!
[11:12] Jashin
Gimme your paw!
[11:13] Yurine
Jashin-chan...
[11:16] Yurine
What exactly are you making Pekola do?
[11:19] Jashin
I-I'm not doing anything!
The shaved ice... Uh, I mean, Pekola wanted—
[11:23] Yurine
Looks like I haven't disciplined
you enough quite yet.
[11:27] Yurine
Jashin-chan, you'll get a sunburn.
[11:31] Yurine
Let me give you my parasol.
[11:33] Jashin
Why'd you say that, then close it?
[11:37] Jashin
U...
[11:37] Jashin
V...
[11:38] Jashin
blocking!
[11:46] Medusa
Yay!
SIGN Wow! Wow! Wow!
[11:52] Yurine
Here.
[11:54] Yurine
To apologize for Jashin-chan bullying you.
[11:57] Pekola
A-Are you sure? Thank you.
[12:00] Pekola
Ice... Ice...
[12:04] Pekola
It's so cold and delicious!
[12:06] Pekola
And this ache in my head is indescribable!
[12:09] Yusa
How do you like the flavor?
[12:13] Pekola
A d-devil?
[12:15] Pekola
Oh, no! Did a devil make this shaved ice?
[12:19] Yusa
Do you like it?
[12:24] Pekola
Y-Yes. It tastes very good.
[12:27] Yusa
I'm so glad.
[12:28] Pekola
B-But I...
[12:34] Pekola
C-Can I help you?
[12:36] Jashin
Hey, Koji.
[12:38] Jashin
It's rude to stare at people.
[12:41] Yurine
You're giving lectures now?
[12:43] Jashin
The next name I'm gonna give you
after Mimori is Tsugumitsu!
[12:46] Yusa
Who's that supposed to be?
[12:48] DevilA
A military leader in Suzu District
of Noto Province: Yusa Tsugumitsu!
[12:51] Jashin
Yusa-Koji! She's an angel!
Let your guard down and she'll kill you!
[12:58] Yurine
What is it?
[13:02] Yurine
She says she feels safer with the
angel than with you, Jashin-chan.
[13:06] Jashin
What?!
[13:06] Jashin
Damn you, Koji Mimori Tsugumitsu!
[13:09] Yurine
Stop that.
[13:10] Yurine
Otherwise, I'll skin you
and rub salt all over you.
[13:13] Pekola
She feels so nice and cool.
[13:22] Jashin
What kind of stupid devil
makes friends with an angel?!
[13:26] Jashin
Dummy! Moron!
[13:29] Jashin
Idiot!
[13:44] Jashin
Seriously, what's with all of them?
[13:56] Jashin
They're all just stupid.
SIGN I think it's about done.
[14:14] Minos
What the heck is that?!
SIGN It's a kraken!
[14:16] Yurine
Kraken? Like the one
in Norse mythology?
SIGN Yeah!
[14:21] Medusa
Jashin-chan!
[14:22] Jashin
M-Medusa!
[14:24] Jashin
Hurry up and help me!
[14:25] Jashin
Help... Huh-Huh-Hell! Hell!
[14:28] Jashin
Hell me! Hell me! Wait, what?
[14:30] Medusa
Uh, I don't think I'm the one to ask—
[14:33] Jashin
Just hurry up and hello me already!
[14:35] Medusa
Um...
[14:36] Medusa
Kraken-san!
[14:38] Medusa
Could you please put Jashin-chan down?
[14:43] Jashin
Are you a moron?!
[14:45] Jashin
Whoa!
[14:47] Medusa
Jashin-chan!
[14:49] Jashin
Something just cracked...
[14:51] Jashin
I-If you're gonna eat someone,
that girl tastes better than me.
[14:54] Jashin
Medusa, take my place!
My life is worth more than yours!
[15:00] Jashin
Hey! Over there! Look over there!
[15:02] Jashin
You can just eat that one.
[15:04] Minos
Oh, boy.
[15:05] Jashin
Go on! Doesn't she look tasty?
SIGN So shameful.
[15:07] Jashin
Go eat her already!
[15:07] Pekola
Truly shameful.
[15:09] Jashin
Go on, go on, go on!
[15:10] Jashin
Wait, seriously?! Hang on! Don't eat me!
[15:15] Minos
It ate her.
SIGN It sure did.
[15:17] Pekola
Th-That's not what you should be saying!
[15:19] Pekola
Her behavior was shameful,
but she's your friend, isn't she?!
[15:22] Pekola
You have to save her, shameful or not!
[15:26] Yurine
I guess we have no choice.
[15:28] Yurine
Seafood just went to
the top of our menu tonight.
[15:31] Pekola
Where'd that weapon come from?
[15:32] Minos
Yeah, guess we have no choice.
SIGN In that case, I'll...
SIGN be cheering you on!
[15:39] Minos
Well, let's do this!
[15:49] Minos
Devil Blow!
[15:53] Minos
Huh?
[16:28] Pekola
Are you all right?
[16:29] Medusa
Y-Yes...
[16:58] Jashin
Hey, your armor looks
really cool! Let me borrow it!
[17:01] Medusa
W-Wait, Jashin-chan...
[17:03] Woman Warrior
Uh, next time, okay?
[17:04] Jashin
You'd better!
[17:06] Jashin
I'm dead. I'm so dead.
SIGN Your body's melting.
[17:11] Medusa
Are you okay, Jashin-chan?
[17:13] Jashin
You know I'm not.
[17:15] Jashin
This never would've happened if she
hadn't summoned me in the first place.
[17:20] Jashin
This happened because she summoned me
and dragged me to the beach.
[17:25] Jashin
Just look at me!
[17:27] Jashin
It's all her fault. All Yurine's fault!
[17:33] Jashin
I hate her...
[17:35] Jashin
I hate her!
SIGN This is...
[17:38] Medusa
J-Jashin-chan?!
[17:48] Jashin
Heed my call, ancient woman warrior!
[17:53] Jashin
Amazon!
[18:04] Woman Warrior
What? Right here?
[18:05] Jashin
Just shut up and take it off!
[18:07] Woman Warrior
Whoa... W-Wait a...
[18:07] Jashin
Come on, come on! All of it!
[18:10] Woman Warrior
Oh, no!
[18:18] Jashin
Check out how cool I look!
I'm like some evil soldier!
[18:21] Woman Warrior
H-How could you?
[18:23] Jashin
Now I can win! It's really the end this time!
[18:27] Jashin
So long, Yurine!
[18:30] Yurine
You truly never learn, do you?
[18:33] Yurine
Fine. I'll take you on.
[18:38] Yurine
Explosion reél. Jove le synapse.
[18:43] Yurine
Ce monde disparaître!
[19:04] Jashin
Huh?
[19:05] Yurine
Ici maintenant représenter
làppance de la vérité!
[19:13] Yurine
Sors!
[19:14] Yurine
La bête!
[19:25] Jashin
Beth?!
[19:29] Jashin
Hmph! Both you and Yurine
will soon be rust on my blade!
[19:40] Yurine
Beth!
[20:10] Jashin
Oh, that's it!
[20:11] Jashin
Take this! Full Armor Jashin-chan Dropkick!
[20:23] DevilA
Their battle...
[20:26] DevilA
shall continue!
[21:22] Medusa
This is good!
[21:27] Medusa
Yep! It's the kraken from before!
[21:31] Minos
Lemme try it!
[21:33] Minos
That's good!
SIGN Let me try some, too!
[21:39] Pekola
I can't believe they can
eat that like it's no big deal.
SIGN Here's a piece for you, too, Pekola-chan.
[21:46] Pekola
I'll never eat something like...
I mean, I'm already full—
SIGN Here.
[21:57] Pekola
It's delicious!
[22:00] Yurine
Eat all you like, Pekola.
SIGN I'll get another one, then!
[22:04] Pekola
Th-Thank you...
[22:21] Yurine
It's hard to eat with your left hand, right?
[22:30] Jashin
I-I'm not a child! I can eat by myself!
[22:34] Jashin
I'm perfectly fine without your help!
[22:37] Jashin
Mind your own business!
[22:41] Yurine
A meal like this should be enjoyable.
[22:43] Jashin
O-Okay, okay! I'll have some, then!
[22:46] Yurine
Good. Open up.
[22:49] Jashin
Uh, not that, though, please...
[22:51] Yurine
Just open up already.
[23:04] Jashin
Ah, that's delicious—
[23:10] Pekola
You're closer to the witch than I thought.
[23:14] Jashin
Wha... Tajiri!
[23:15] Minos
They're not close.
[23:17] Jashin
Th-That's right!
[23:18] Minos
They're more than that, right?
[23:19] Jashin
We are not!
[23:20] Medusa
Aw, don't be shy.
SIGN Just be honest.
[23:24] Jashin
Excuse me, you little brat?!
[23:26] Yurine
Sheesh. Just be honest already.
[23:29] All
Just be honest!
[23:36] Jashin
Damn it! I'll murder all of you!