EX3 - Detective Buzz-Cut and the Steamy Murder Mystery Case Source: Crunchyroll Translator: Editor: Timer: QC: (Please feel free to edit the speaker names. This is handled on a best-effort basis depending on how the subtitle file was created so they may be incomplete or inaccurate. Dialogue is left as is.) [00:01] Gu     Okay, I remembered my pillow. [00:03] Gu     Toothbrush, soap... [00:05] Gu     Extra underwear and socks... [00:07] Gi     How many pairs of underwear are you taking? [00:10] Gu     I told you to stay out of my     room, you old hag! [00:13] Gi     Inns have soap, you know. [00:16] Gu     Shut up. [00:17] Gu     Anything other than this makes my skin dry! [00:20] Gi     You're really looking forward to this. [00:22] Gu     N-No way. [00:24] Gu     It's just a work thing. [00:25] Gu     In this moment, Idiot Buzz-Cut,     aka Kirill Vrubel, had no idea [00:30] Gu     that what was supposed to be     a relaxing hot springs [00:32] Gu     would instead turn into     a brutal murder scene! SIGN    EX #03     Detective Buzz-Cut and the Steamy Murder Mystery Case! SIGN    18 Hours Before the Murder [02:14] Gu     Zuy Attammi, a huge resort located     on the Marinaurbem coast. SIGN    NEW DERICK BUS (Undergoing Renovations) [02:19] Gu     SEVEN-O, as well as two more, [02:22] Gu     are enjoying their trip to the     hot springs on the new Derick Bus. [02:28] Gu     Except for this man... [02:31] (Flashback) Gu     Come on, why won't you come with me? [02:33] (Flashback) Gu     If you want new clothes to     wear, I'll buy them for you! [02:36] (Flashback) Gi     I don't want to spend my     days off with you, too. [02:40] Gu     I want to go home... [02:43] Gi     Go home, then. [02:45] Gi     Don't drink too much. [02:47] 9     9:48. Autumn leaf hunting. [02:49] 10     10:23. Pottery-making. [02:52] 11     11:15. Soba-making followed by lunch. [02:55] 11     At noon... [02:55] 11     Who the hell schedules these     things down to the minute? [02:58] 11     Let's just go to the hot springs. [03:00] 11     No! [03:00] 11     I was put in charge of this trip, and I'm     going to make sure it goes off perfectly! [03:05] Gu     Why are those two on a bike? [03:07] Gu     They could just ride the bus with us. [03:09] Gu     Do you remember when I'd just come to     the department and didn't know anybody, [03:13] Gu     and you were the one guy     to call me Doctor? [03:16] Gu     Oh, yeah... [03:17] Gu     Are you tired? Want me to take over? [03:20] Gu     N-Nah, I'm fine. [03:22] Gu     Compared to the stakeouts I     did when I was a detective... [03:26] Gu     Everybody's even more apart than usual... [03:33] Gi     This is Steamy Inn, our     destination for the day! [03:36] Gi     Wow! [03:37] Gu     It feels like I'm in a foreign country! [03:40] Gu     Zuy Attammi incorporates the     currently-popular eastern style... [03:44] Gu     I'm going first! [03:46] Gu     Hey, no being loud! No running! [03:48] Gu     No fair! [03:49] Gu     What's not fair, I wonder? [03:51] Gi     Who knows? [03:52] Gi     How many nights is he staying? [03:57] Gi     Welcome to my inn. [04:00] Gu     Y-You! [04:01] Gu     This is the owner of the inn. [04:04] Gu     She's the twin sister of your landlord. [04:07] Gi     Her twin? [04:09] Gi     And wait, how did you know... [04:13] Gi     After what happened,     your landlord and I became friends. [04:16] Gi     We go out to eat once a week! [04:19] Gu     Seriously? [04:25] Gu     Doug... [04:26] Gu     For the first time, I think you and     I are thinking the same thing, Doug. [04:31] Gu     No, I was just looking at... [04:34] Gu     Don't blush. It's natural for     a man to think that way. [04:39] Gu     Mixed open bathing, huh? [04:40] Gu     It sounds fun. [04:43] Gi     Okay, let's get our asses into the bath! [04:47] Gi     No! [04:49] Gi     We're behind schedule.     Put your stuff in your room. [04:53] Gi     In 6 minutes and 24 seconds,     it's time for a ping-pong tournament. [05:02] Gi     We had one of those when I was in school... [05:03] Gi     The type who gets overexcited     for a field trip [05:06] Gi     and fills the schedule with     everything they think of. [05:08] Gi     The games will be held     in a tournament fashion. [05:11] Gi     Derick has offered the winner a ticket     good for a full week of free lunches! [05:17] Gi     I have a suggestion! [05:18] Gi     Go ahead. [05:19] Gi     I don't want the ticket if I win, [05:21] Gi     so just let me change my room. [05:25] (Flashback) Gi     Ooh. A Geisha delivery service, huh? [05:28] Gi     I want to stay in Doug's room. [05:31] Gi     But then I'll have to stay in his room! [05:35] Gi     I see! [05:36] Gi     Your skin's so beautiful because you     take a hot springs bath every day, huh? [05:40] Gi     Hey, how come all the girls have     to stay in a 4-person room? [05:43] Gi     I thought you'd all want to     have a party in your room! [05:46] Gi     We're not little kids anymore... [05:48] Gi     Then if we win,     let's have them switch rooms. [05:52] Gi     That's a great idea. [05:54] Gu     That... would be a problem. [05:54] Background     No, well you see... [05:56] Gi     I'm happy you're all so into this! [05:59] Gi     Okay, our first game will be... [06:02] Gi     Deana, nice smash! [06:04] Gi     It's impressive she can serve like     that after all she's had to drink. [06:11] Gi     You're in the same room, right? [06:14] Gi     You and Milla. [06:15] Gi     Yeah. [06:16] Gi     We're siblings, after all. [06:18] Gi     B-But, a boy and girl of your age     shouldn't be in the same room... [06:21] Gi     Girl? [06:23] Gi     Derick doesn't realize     that Milla's a man yet? [06:27] Gi     If you guys are fine with     it, so am I, I guess... [06:29] Gi     I'm starting to feel bad. [06:32] Gi     Um, listen, don't freak out when     I tell you this, but Milla is... [06:36] Gi     Excuse me! [06:37] Gi     We're calling off the game. [06:38] Gi     Why? It's just getting good! [06:41] Gi     It's time for our group photo! [06:44] Gi     After the photo, we'll be     heading to the banquet hall. [06:47] Gu     But we're not done with our game. [06:49] Gi     Off we go! [06:51] ---     This way. [06:51] ---     Let's take a serious picture. [06:53] Gu     So, what was that about Milla? [06:56] Gi     Oh, she said it's fun to work with you. [06:59] Gu     I see! [07:00] Gu     She said that, huh? [07:03] Gi     I can't say it... [07:05] Gi     His eyes are shining so brightly. [07:08] Gi     I can't bring myself to tell him... [07:14] Gi     Let's have some fun! [07:19] Gu     The stars are supposed to be     beautiful in this area at night. [07:22] Gi     You want me to go look at them with you? [07:24] Gi     Derick, do you like shrimp? [07:27] Gi     I'm full, so if you like... [07:29] Gu     Milla... You knew I liked shrimp! [07:32] Gu     Shit. I've gotta do something. [07:36] Gu     Hey, I have to ask you something. [07:38] Gu     Does Derick... [07:38] Gu     Wait. [07:42] Gu     Yeah, sake was the right answer. [07:44] Gu     Doug? [07:45] Gu     Is this important? [07:47] Gu     I mean, maybe not... [07:50] Gu     Then tell me tomorrow, okay? [07:52] Gu     You probably can't tell by looking     at me, but I'm pretty drunk. [07:56] Gu     Seriously? [07:57] Gu     Doug, I brought you more sake! [07:59] Gu     Thanks, Doctor. [08:02] Gu     If Doug's no good... [08:04] Gi     I'm gonna sing! [08:06] Gu     She's no good either! [08:08] Gi     Down this before you sing! [08:12] Gu     Everybody, don't drink too much! [08:14] Gi     We have a card game scheduled at 9:00! [08:17] Gi     Let's just go to the damn baths already! [08:19] Gi     Smart thinking, Pink! [08:20] Gi     Everyone, Max is going to sing. [08:26] Gi     What's wrong? [08:27] Gi     Are you not feeling well? [08:29] Gi     I really can't believe it... [08:31] Gi     Max? [08:33] Gi     I almost resigned... [08:36] Gi     and now I'm here with     Yuri, and all of you... [08:40] Gi     I'm so happy, I can't believe it. [08:45] Gi     Don't make me cry like that. [08:48] Gi     Sorry. [08:50] Gu     Well, we've been through a lot, [08:52] Gu     but I'm happy we all came     together to form this team. [08:56] Gu     Boss... [08:57] Gu     You know, [08:58] Gu     a traditional way the Japanese strengthen     their bonds is by being naked together... [09:03] Gu     And this inn has an open-air mixed... [09:07] Gu     You piece of ! [09:08] Gu     It was a joke! Just a little joke! [09:12] Gu     Deana? [09:15] Gu*     She okay? [09:16] Gu     I think she just drank too much and passed out. [09:19] Gu     But I'll take a look. [09:21] Gu     Milla? [09:21] Gu     Don't worry. [09:22] Gu     I worked as a nurse when I was on the run. [09:26] Gu     A former angel-in-white... [09:28] Gu     How beautiful! [09:35] Gu     This is amazing! [09:37] Gu     I bet Sophie's regretting     that she didn't come. [09:41] Gu     She's probably not thinking about us at all. [09:44] Gu     No, she's actually pretty     lonely. She needs me. [09:48] Gu     Can I get another drink? [09:51] Gu     More specifically, what she     needs is Travis's wallet! [09:54] Gu     If Sophie were here, we'd be in     that mixed bath right now... [09:57] Gu     You've got so many muscles! [10:00] Gu     Can I touch them? [10:02] Gu     Sure, I guess. [10:03] Gu     Wow! I'm so impressed. [10:06] Gu     Nobody wants to see men doing that. [10:09] Gu     Listen, kid. You're young. [10:11] Gu     You've got better things to do with your time     than get excited over some random guy's body. [10:16] Gu     Don't say it like that. [10:18] Gu     There's an open-air mixed     bath right next to us! [10:21] Gu     Can you not open a treasure chest when     it's right there in front of you? [10:27] Gu     Hey, where's Derick? [10:29] Gu     He followed Milla somewhere. [10:31] Gu     He was saying something about stars. [10:34] Gu     Seriously? [10:35] Gu     Can I borrow the soap? [10:37] Gu     Sure. [10:40] Gu     Listen... [10:42] Gu     What I wanted to talk to you about before... [10:44] Gu     I think it may be serious after all. [10:48] Gu     That's the woman's bath. [10:50] Gu     What are you doing? [10:52] Gu     I need that! [10:54] Gu     Soap's all the same, right? [10:57] Gu     You idiot! [10:58] Gu     That soap's got no additives and uses real     lemon! You have to buy it off the internet! [11:03] Gu     Was Deana always this wussy of a drinker? [11:05] Gu     She's probably tired after     all the things we had to do. [11:08] Gu     It's not my fault! [11:13] Gu     Of course it's gonna be a hard schedule! [11:15] Gu     There she goes again. [11:17] Gu     Um, Kay? [11:19] Gu     Don't worry. She's not actually drunk. [11:22] Gu     You know... I realized then! [11:26] Gu     "Then..."? [11:27] Gu     When you left us! [11:31] Gu     When I tried to remember you, [11:35] Gu     the only thing I could remember were cases. [11:37] Gu     I didn't have any fun     memories with everybody! [11:41] Gu     So this time, I'm gonna the best     possible memories for everybody! [11:45] Gu     So please, follow the schedule! [11:49] Gu     Yeah, you're right. [11:51] Gu     Let's do everything in the pamphlet. [11:53] Gu     Once Deana gets up, let's     all go to the hot spring. [11:58] Gu     I brought some water. I'll leave it here. [12:00] Gu     Thanks. [12:01] Gu     Call me whenever you need something. [12:03] Gu     I'll be wandering around outside. [12:09] Gu     Derick still doesn't know. [12:11] Gu     At this point, I just feel bad for him. [12:14] Gu     But Deana said she'd let us know     when it was time to tell him. [12:19] Gu     She does love her pranks... [12:27] Gu     Something wrong? [12:28] Gu     I was just being impressed by this. [12:31] Gu     The Hot Springs Association is     offering a special $10,000 reward? [12:35] Gu     That is amazing. [12:36] Gu     No, not that. SIGN    Charge: Panty Thief [12:39] Gu     "Charge: Panty Thief"? [12:42] Gu     Supposedly he once stole 300 pairs     of underwear in a single night. [12:46] Gu     Panty M is amazing... [12:49] Gu     The others all forfeited, right? [12:53] Gu     So this is the final round! [12:56] Gu     He really doesn't want to sleep     in a room with Travis, huh? [12:59] Gu     Milla, how's Deana looking? [13:01] Gu     She'll be fine when she wakes up, I think. [13:04] Gu     I see. [13:05] Gu     Heading to the bath? [13:06] Gu     Yeah. See you later. [13:08] Gu     Sure. [13:10] Gu     I'll be back later. [13:17] Gu     I realized we never     really had a family trip. [13:22] Gu     That's right. [13:25] Gu     Hey... Can I ask you something? [13:29] Gu     Why did you always dress as a girl? [13:31] Gu     Part of it was that I wanted to do anything     I could to hide from the Upper World... [13:35] Gu     Part of it? [13:36] Gu     And it was fun, too. I'm pretty cute. [13:40] Gu     I know the feeling. [13:41] Gu     Did you do it, too? [13:43] Gu     One time when I was a student...     I dressed up as a bunny girl. [13:47] Gu     You did? [13:49] Gu     The landlord found a photo of it. [13:51] Gu     She still blackmails me with it. [13:53] Gu     A bunny girl, huh? That's pretty daring. [13:56] Gu     Don't laugh! It's one of     my three greatest regrets! [14:02] Gu     But just as sharing a naked bath     together deepened the brothers' bond... [14:12] Gu     The crime occurred! [14:25] Gu     Hey, are you okay? [14:27] Gu     What was that scream? [14:29] Gu     It came from the women's bath. [14:31] Gu     I'll bring someone here! [14:32] Gu     This is bad! [14:35] Gu     E-Everyone... you should get dressed. [14:39] Gu     We've got bigger problems now. [14:41] Gu     Did Deana do this? [14:42] Gu     Hell no, you idiot! [14:44] Gu     He was on the ground when we got here. [14:47] Gu     What was doing in the women's bath? [14:49] Gu     Peeking? [14:51] Gu     No, he's not Apple. [14:53] Gu     Hey, I heard that! [14:54] Gu     Derick doesn't have the guts. [14:57] Gu     Yeah. [14:58] Gu     He has a surprisingly pure heart. [15:00] Gu     Then... did somebody attack him? [15:06] Gu     H-Hi there. [15:11] Gu     I found the criminal! [15:13] Gu     Get over here, everybody! [15:14] Gu     Well done, Apple! [15:23] Gu     You did it, right? [15:25] Gu     D-Did it? [15:26] Gu     You killed Derick when he caught     you peeking into the women's bath! [15:31] Gu     He's not dead! [15:32] Gu     He's just unconscious! [15:34] Gu     What? Did something happen to Derick? [15:37] Gu     It wasn't me! [15:38] Gu     Don't lie to us. [15:40] Gu     Then why did you run? [15:42] Gu     Because... the mixed open air bath... [15:47] Gu     I figured that you'd all use it     if the women's bath broke... [15:53] Gu     But the pipe wouldn't budge, and     somebody was coming, so I ran. [15:57] Gu     That's illegal. [16:00] Gu     It's legal because I wasn't able to do it! [16:02] Gu     It's not, actually. [16:04] Gu     But I don't think he did it. [16:07] Gu     Then who killed Derick? [16:09] Gu     He's not dead! [16:11] Gu     Derick woke up! [16:18] Gu     I never went into the women's bath! [16:21] Gu     I went into the men's bath, of course! [16:24] Gu     And then I went to get out of the bath and     the next thing I knew I was out cold... [16:28] Gu     Then why were you in the women's bath? [16:30] Gu     That's what I want to know! [16:32] Gu     Can we just say that Travis did it? [16:34] Gu     I'm fine with that. [16:36] Gu     I don't think detectives     are supposed to say that! [16:39] Gu     You're one to talk. [16:41] Gu     Was it Panty M? [16:44] Gu     The panty thief ran into Derick,     and knocked him out to escape? [16:48] Gu     Then the person Travis heard when he was     trying to destroy the women's bath was... [16:52] Gu     Well, it's certainly possible! [16:53] Gu     Yeah, he certainly looked like the guy! [16:55] Gu     You're just making that up, aren't you? [16:57] Gu     I-If that's true, we need to chase him! [17:00] Gu     He might still be close! [17:01] Gu     No, there's no need. [17:04] Gu     Doug. [17:05] Gu     I know who did it. [17:07] Gu     Who? [17:08] Gu     The criminal is... [17:09] Gu     Wait! [17:10] Gu     First, we need to go somewhere! [17:13] Gi     5:43. Watch the sunrise at the seashore! [17:17] Gi     That's where you go when you solve     a mystery at a hot springs! [17:21] Gu     This case, where Derick died under     mysterious circumstances... [17:25] Gu     No, I'm not dead. [17:27] Gu     The criminal is... [17:36] Gu     Kirill. [17:37] Gi     Impossible! [17:38] Gu     No, I was in the bath... [17:41] Gu     And me, too! [17:43] Gu     Derick. [17:44] Gu     There's a reason you went into     the bath alone then, right? [17:48] Gu     It's because... [17:50] Gu     To invite Milla on a night walk, right? [17:54] Gu     You planned on being alone,     separated only by the fence between the baths, [17:57] Gu     and invite Milla on a walk. [17:59] Gu     D-Don't say that in front of everyone! [18:02] Gu     Derick! [18:04] Gu     You seem to not know     this, but Milla is a guy. [18:08] Gi     Don't tell him! [18:10] Gu     His real name is Valery Vrubel. SIGN    Women's [18:15] Gu     You saw him go into the men's bath, SIGN    Men's [18:17] Gu     and without really looking at the     sign, went into the women's bath. [18:22] Gu     And when you stood up to talk to him... [18:26] Gu     You slipped on the soap I'd accidentally     tossed into the women's bath. [18:31] Gu     The lemon slices in the bath [18:34] Gu     were there because the soap melted. [18:38] Gu     Then it's not my fault at all! [18:40] Gu     But if you hadn't brought your own soap, [18:43] Gu     this never would've happened. [18:45] Gu     That's the story, Derick. [18:50] Gi     Shit! I was gonna keep it     going for another 6 months. [18:53] Gi     Deana. [18:55] Gi     Um... I'm sorry for never telling you... [18:58] Gi     So it was my mistake, huh? [19:01] Gi     Derick... [19:02] Gi     Good... [19:04] Gi     I was afraid I'd ruined the whole trip. [19:09] Gi     Don't try to show off, Derick. [19:11] Gi     Well, that's that, then. [19:13] Gi     What about the mental damage [19:15] Gi     I suffered after being     treated as a criminal? [19:18] Gi     No, but... [19:19] Gi     The only way to apologize is for us     all to get into that bath together... [19:22] Gi     Max! [19:24] Gi     It was a joke! Just a joke! [19:31] Gi     Everybody, we're having breakfast     in the banquet hall in 5 minutes! [19:36] Gi     I was kind of hoping it     would happen, though... [19:38] Gi     Detectives on vacation catch a criminal! [19:41] Gi     I was hoping we could all     catch Panty M together! [19:44] Gi     No way. This isn't a comic     book. That'll never happen. [19:47] Gi     No, it will! [19:52] Gi     M-My underwear's gone! [19:55] Gi     Victory in the 52nd Panty     Hunting Tournament is mine. [20:01] Gi     That's Panty M! [20:05] Gi     Wait! [20:07] Gi     Kirill! [20:08] Gi     Are you okay? [20:14] Gi     Hi, there. [20:16] Gi     Don't let him get away! [20:18] Gi     Right! [20:19] ---     Crap. [20:24] Gi     It's not what it looks like! [20:25] Gi     Should we arrest him? [20:35] Gi     Give up! [20:40] Gi     Sextuplets? [20:42] Gi     They would play hide and seek     here while competing [20:44] Gi     to see who could steal the most panties. [20:47] Gi     Supposedly they got addicted to the thrill. [20:50] Gi     So all six of them are trash? [20:53] Gi     That explains how they stole 300 in a night. [20:56] Gi     That's still 50 per person! [21:03] Gi     Man, it's too early in the     morning to work up a sweat. [21:06] Gi     But what could be better? [21:07] Gi     We arrest a criminal, have a delicious     breakfast, then go to a hot spring. [21:14] Gi     Max, your breasts are really big... [21:16] Gi     Are you listening? [21:18] Gi     S-Sorry. [21:19] Gi     But they're just so much     bigger than they looked... [21:22] Gi     Kay, yours are about the size they look. [21:24] Gi     But Deana is surprisingly... [21:27] Gi     Don't touch me! It tickles! [21:30] Gi     This is a nice location. [21:33] Gi     Yeah. [21:34] Gi     It's kind of like a mixed     bath, if you squint. [21:36] Gi     Can we stop now? [21:38] Gi     Yeah, I feel better now. [21:40] Gi     I don't know how you can work     under a guy like this, Doug. [21:44] Gi     Work's just like that, right? [21:46] Gi     Hey, Derick. [21:49] Gi     Can I keep working with you? [21:53] Gi     Of course. [21:55] Gi     I don't care what gender somebody     is, as long as they're nice... [22:00] Gi     Isn't that nice, Valery? [22:03] Gi     So yeah, please keep     working with my brother. [22:06] Gi     Sure thing! [22:07] Gi     Glad to have you aboard, Valery! [22:10] Gi     Thanks. [22:12] Gi     It feels like it's been a long trip, [22:14] Gi     but it's nice to have everybody     together like this! [22:17] Gi     Yeah. [22:18] Gi     Everybody, we're going white     water rafting at eight! [22:22] Gi     Hurry up! [22:23] Gi     Right! SIGN    SEVEN-O Hot Springs Trip SIGN    Memory of the Trip (1)     Group Photo SIGN    Memory of the Trip (2)     Banquet!! SIGN    Memory of the Trip (3)     Autumn Leaf Hunting, Just the Two of Us SIGN    Memory of the Trip (4)     First Pottery Class SIGN    Memory of the Trip (5)     Noodle Eating Contest SIGN    Memory of the Trip (6)     Wax Museum Tour? SIGN    Memory of the Trip (7)     Check out this awesome motorcycle! SIGN    Memory of the Trip (8)     Chaos! SIGN    Memory of the Trip (9)     It's... taken some damage, huh? SIGN    Memory of the Trip (10)     Enjoying Personal Time SIGN    Memory of the Trip (11)     Relaxing in a Foot Bath