EX1 - The Daily Lives of the Seven Detectives
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SIGN —About One Month After Kirill Came to SEVEN-O—
[00:01] Gu
Saru (Monkey).
[00:02] Gu
R-Rubi (Ruby)!
[00:04] Gu
Biiru (Beer)!
[00:05] Gu
Ru... ru...
[00:07] Gu
Rukkora (Arugula)!
[00:08] Gu
Raifuru (Rifle).
[00:09] Gu
I told you to knock it off
with all those damn "ru"s.
[00:14] Gu
Rokkunrooru. (Rock and roll)
[00:15] Gu
Doug, enough!
[00:17] Gu
Shiritori yame (No more shiritori!)!
[00:19] Gu
Mebaru (Black rockfish).
[00:21] Gu
Allow me to explain!
[00:23] Gu
The two of them came to investigate
a tip about an Anthem deal,
[00:26] Gu
but there was no trade,
and nobody was even there!
[00:29] Gu
So now they're really bored!
[00:32] Gu
Mebaru.
[00:34] Gu
Ru... ru...
[00:37] Gu
Ruuru (Rule)!
[00:38] Gu
Ruminooru (Luminol).
[00:39] Gu
Ru-zeme, honto yamero tte maji de!
(Seriously, stop with the "ru"s!)
[00:42] Gu
De... Deka. (Detective)
[00:44] Gu
Ka... Katsudon!
SIGN EX #01 The Daily Lives of the Seven Detectives!
[02:18] Gu
And so...
[02:21] Gu
That trade that Doug and
Kirill were staking out
[02:24] Gu
was probably a bad tip, it looks like.
[02:29] Gi
I knew it.
[02:31] Gi
So what do we do?
[02:32] Gi
Stay on standby?
[02:34] Gu
Hmm...
[02:35] Gu
No, I sent the two of them straight home,
[02:38] Gu
and I'm on watch today.
[02:40] Gu
You Angels can all call it a day, right?
[02:43] Gu
I say, jokingly, right?
[02:46] Gu
And then when I turn around,
[02:49] Gu
you're already gone, right?
[02:52] Gi
I'm so sick of desk work.
[02:55] Gi
Well, it's been a rough set of cases lately.
[02:58] Gi
It's a nice change of pace, right?
[02:59] Gi
But when we're this busy,
[03:01] Gi
you want to go to a hot springs, right?
[03:03] Gi
Don't get cocky, new kid.
[03:05] Gi
It was just a thought!
[03:07] Gi
But do we do anything like
that in this line of work?
[03:10] Gi
Like a company trip?
[03:13] Gi
We do, but...
[03:14] Gi
It's hard for everybody to go at once.
[03:18] Gi
Well, we could go someplace close, right?
[03:20] Gi
We have to be able to get here 24
hours a day, no matter where we are.
[03:24] Gi
Actually, it's rare for all three
of us to get off at the same time.
[03:28] Gi
Oh, why don't we go get
something to eat then?
[03:31] Gi
Sure. As long as we're not
going to Derick's place.
[03:34] Gi
His cooking isn't very good, is it?
[03:39] Gi
It's all out of a can,
even his special lunch.
[03:43] Gi
He said he's making a Derick Special #2
since nobody liked the first one.
[03:47] Gi
That's not where he should
be putting his efforts!
[03:50] Gi
But he said it was always his dream
to have his own restaurant, right?
[03:55] Gi
No, his dream was to be a bartender.
[03:58] Gi
That's right.
[03:59] Gi
But...
[04:02] (Flashback) Gu
Who would hire a scary-looking
old guy with no experience?
[04:07] Gi
So he started his own place, he said.
[04:10] Gi
He's definitely putting his
efforts in the wrong place.
[04:12] Gi
But he's really a go-getter, huh?
[04:15] Gi
Derick's always been the type
to run ahead without thinking.
[04:19] Gi
Yup.
[04:20] Gi
That gloomy Doug and him made a good pair.
[04:24] Gi
So why'd he want to be a bartender so badly?
[04:29] Gi
Come to think of it,
he mentioned it one time...
[04:35] Gi
He rolled some dice to decide!
[04:37] Gi
He definitely told you more than that!
[04:40] Gi
I forgot. He talks too much.
[04:44] Gi
But, his dream finally came true,
so I want it to go well for him.
[04:48] Gi
Didn't you say your dream was
to be a police officer, too?
[04:52] Gi
Yes, it's always been my dream.
[04:54] Gi
What started that?
[04:56] Gi
Well, you see, when I was a kid...
[04:57] Gi
Again?
[05:00] Gi
I tried to save a kitten
that got stuck in a tree,
[05:03] Gi
and got stuck up there myself.
[05:06] Gi
I thought I might die up there, and then...
[05:17] (Flashback) Gi
Are you okay?
[05:18] (Flashback) Gi
I'm a police officer. This is nothing.
[05:21] (Flashback) Gi
You're strong, miss!
[05:25] (Flashback) Gi
No...
[05:26] (Flashback) Gi
You, the girl who saved the
cat, are the strong one.
[05:29] (Flashback) Gi
You did great all by yourself!
[05:33] Gi
And I decided I wanted to be a
strong woman like she was...
[05:38] Gi
Are you serious?
[05:40] Gi
That's as stupid a reason as Derick's.
[05:43] Gi
But you got your dream to come true, right?
[05:46] Gi
Yeah. It's a nice story.
[05:48] Gi
I'm jealous you have such a good reason.
[05:53] Gi
I joined SEVEN-O because it looked
easier than boxing for money.
[05:59] Gi
B-Boxing for money?
[06:01] Gi
Yes. Travis recruited Max.
[06:05] Gi
Yeah... I remember that.
[06:08] (Flashback) Gi
What's wrong, partner?
[06:10] (Flashback) Gi
It took you three whole rounds today.
You not feeling good?
[06:14] (Flashback) Gi
It feels like somebody's watching
me all the time lately.
[06:17] (Flashback) Gi
I can't sleep...
[06:19] (Flashback) Gi
It's been a rough set of matches
lately. You're just tired.
[06:26] (Flashback) Gi
Just like flowers bloom more beautifully
in a garden than in the wild...
[06:32] (Flashback) Gi
Would you let me offer a place where
your beauty can shine brighter?
[06:40] Gi
It's hard to believe that the guy who
was passed out on the floor drooling
[06:44] Gi
was actually the guy who ran SEVEN-O.
[06:46] Gi
Wh-What do you mean?
[06:48] Gi
Max used to be a pro boxer while
she was a police officer.
[06:55] Gi
It's complicated.
[06:57] Gi
Well, enough about me.
[07:00] Gi
Aren't we going to get a drink?
[07:02] Gi
Oh, that's right!
[07:04] Gi
Well, I don't care where as
long as I can get a drink.
[07:07] Gi
Hey, can one of you guys take this home?
[07:10] Gi
It's heavy...
[07:12] Gi
What is it?
[07:14] Gi
Champagne, supposedly.
[07:16] Gu
So, why my place?
[07:19] Gi
'Cause we can't get drunk at HQ.
[07:22] Gu
No, I mean, we've got a no
outside food or drinks rule.
[07:27] Gu
Sure, but you want to share great
stuff like this with everybody.
[07:32] Gi
Why are you even here, Doug?
[07:34] Gi
Didn't you get sent home?
[07:35] Gu
I had something to do.
[07:37] Gi
But this was a present for
your little brother, right?
[07:41] Gi
Is it okay to open it?
[07:43] Gu
Yeah, he's still 5.
[07:46] Gu
He even went to the trouble to learn
your little brother's birthday?
[07:49] Gu
That's Travis for you.
[07:51] Gu
He puts in so much effort,
it's almost a work of art.
[07:55] Gu
Somebody out there is...
[07:58] Gu
...is talking about us, don't you think?
[08:01] Gu
Really?
[08:02] Gu
You're overthinking things.
[08:04] Gi
That's right. Who would waste time
talking about some random old guy?
[08:07] Gu
You were doing it just now.
[08:09] Gi
Hey, shouldn't the idiot Buzz-Cut be here?
[08:13] Gu
Oh, right.
[08:15] Gu
I have to get back.
[08:19] Gu
Hey!
[08:20] Gu
Sheesh...
[08:22] Gu
You forgot this.
[08:23] Gi
What's with him?
[08:25] Gi
Derick's always looking out
for other people, huh?
[08:28] Gi
Sophie, you've been with
SEVEN-O a long time, too, right?
[08:33] Gi
Why did you join SEVEN-O, anyway?
[08:37] Gi
Why?
[08:38] Gi
We were just talking about that at HQ.
[08:41] Gi
I just applied and got hired.
[08:43] Gi
Wait, SEVEN-O just hired
people off the street?
[08:47] Gi
I'm not an agent, I just
handle communications.
[08:50] Gi
But...
[08:52] Gi
At first, the plan was for a male operator
to transfer in from the police.
[08:56] Gi
But Travis didn't like
them so he put up an ad.
[09:01] Gi
Yup. I was looking for a new
job, and I saw the want ad...
[09:06] Gi
It looked fun, so I applied.
SIGN Open for Public Applications:
1 Correspondence Clerk:
Includes lovely uniform and tea time.
No experience necessary!
A handsome superior will guide
you with a gentle hand.
[09:10] Gi
Everything on that page is a red flag.
[09:14] (Flashback) Gu
So this would be your uniform.
[09:18] (Flashback) Gu
Looks good.
[09:19] (Flashback) Gi
So um, where's my handsome boss?
[09:24] (Flashback) Gu
Right in front of you.
[09:27] Gi
So I said to myself,
[09:28] Gi
"Yeah, that's not happening"
and just turned him down,
[09:33] Gi
but when I got home, there was
a notice that I'd been hired.
[09:36] Gi
The way Travis's mind works is amazing.
[09:39] Gi
Yeah. He's really tough.
[09:41] Gi
But if that's how you joined up,
[09:44] Gi
it all worked out in the end.
[09:45] Gi
For all his faults,
Travis has an eye for talent.
[09:49] Gi
I guess...
[09:51] Gi
Everybody's got their own history, huh?
[09:54] Gi
Let's go, then.
[09:56] Gi
We're not done yet!
[09:58] Gi
What about you, Deana?
[10:00] Gi
You!
[10:03] Gi
Are you planning on listening to everybody
else's story and not telling your own?
[10:07] Gi
Who cares about me?
[10:08] Gi
You even complained about mine!
[10:11] Gi
It's not fair! It's not fair, Deana!
[10:14] Gi
Tell me!
[10:19] Gi
Fine.
[10:21] Gi
I didn't really want to tell you, but...
[10:25] Gi
The first memory I have is
of being dragged by a man
[10:30] Gi
I'd never met into a car.
[10:33] Gi
The man was an assassin.
And one of the best.
[10:36] Gi
I was an orphan, and he raised
me to be an assassin
[10:39] Gi
without me ever knowing what I was learning.
[10:43] Gi
After a harsh youth spent
training, my first mission was
[10:48] Gi
to assassinate a certain military VIP.
[10:57] Gi
But I just couldn't bring
myself to kill him.
[11:02] Gi
Why?
[11:04] Gi
The melody he played on the
piano was too beautiful.
[11:08] Gi
It was the first time I realized
that I had feelings, too.
[11:13] Gi
So to balance things out,
I became a detective.
[11:18] Gi
Thanks to that man.
[11:22] Gi
Well, that's about all there is to it.
[11:24] Gi
You've heard enough, right?
[11:26] Gi
Let's call it a night.
[11:27] Gi
Who was that man?
[11:30] Gi
He died last year.
[11:33] Gi
I'm sorry for asking you
about something so painful.
[11:36] Gi
No, it's fine.
[11:38] Gi
Yeah, there's no need to apologize.
[11:41] Gi
But...
[11:42] Gi
It was all a lie.
[11:45] Gi
Hey, Max! Why did you tell her?
[11:48] Gi
It didn't feel fair.
[11:49] Gi
Max fell for it too once.
[11:53] Gi
Is it just me, or is the story
getting more and more ridiculous?
[11:57] Gi
Right?
[11:58] Gi
She looked so serious listening
to me that I couldn't help it!
[12:02] Gi
That's so mean! I was really worried!
[12:05] Gi
It's your fault for falling for it.
[12:08] Gu
That's a nasty habit of yours, Deana.
[12:12] Gu
But it's not entirely her fault.
[12:18] Gu
It's a lesson that a detective
shouldn't believe others so easily.
[12:24] Gi
Yeah, you're right.
[12:27] Gu
That's pretty insightful, coming from you.
[12:29] Gi
It's a good lesson, right?
[12:31] Gi
Yes...
[12:32] Gi
By the way, Derick, what are you writing?
[12:35] Gi
Oh, I was going to hire some help.
I can't do this on my own.
[12:40] Gu
Why do you need another worker
when the place is always empty?
[12:43] Gu
That's really mean.
[12:44] Gu
I hope you get someone good.
SIGN Now Hiring! Seeking people with a can-do attitude! No experience necessary! Derick's bar No Name
[12:46] Gu
Don't worry. I've got an eye for talent.
[12:50] Gu
Later, Deana's bad habit and this want-ad
would lead to unexpected effects...
[12:55] Gu
But that's another story.
[13:04] Gu
This was another rough case.
[13:07] Gu
But you saved me again.
[13:10] Gu
Don't say things you don't mean.
[13:14] ---
No, I do mean it.
[13:16] Gu
You really are the best partner
a man could ask for, Kirill.
[13:23] Gu
Why are you asleep?
[13:26] Gu
Oh, it was a dream...
[13:28] Gu
Don't dream during work.
[13:30] Gu
We're getting out of here.
[13:32] Gu
It was a false lead this
time, it looks like.
[13:35] Gu
Yeah...
[13:36] Gu
Another exhausting day, though!
[13:39] Gu
You didn't work that much...
[13:42] Gu
So um... what now?
[13:45] Gu
Travis says we can go straight home.
[13:47] Gu
Yeah? Straight home, huh?
[13:50] Gu
Yeah. I'll take you to your apartment.
[13:52] Gu
Well... I'm kind of thirsty.
[13:56] Gu
There's some mineral water
in the back if you want it.
[14:00] (Flashback) Gu
That's not it!
[14:02] (Flashback) Gu
Aren't partners supposed to go to their
favorite pub after work for a drink,
[14:07] (Flashback) Gu
and talk about how great the other guy is?
[14:11] (Flashback) Gu
It was another rough day, huh, partner?
[14:15] (Flashback) Gu
Every day's rough for us, isn't it partner?
[14:18] (Flashback) Gu
Like that.
[14:20] (Flashback) Gu
Isn't that how it is normally?
[14:23] (Flashback) Gu
Uh... is it?
[14:25] (Flashback) Gu
You used to be Doug's partner, right?
[14:28] (Flashback) Gu
How was it with you?
[14:30] (Flashback) Gu
How was it?
[14:31] (Flashback) Gu
Did you go to your favorite pub after work?
[14:35] (Flashback) Gu
Well... we did go drinking.
[14:38] (Flashback) Gu
Seriously?
[14:39] (Flashback) Gu
I've only gone once.
[14:41] (Flashback) Gu
Yeah?
[14:43] (Flashback) Gu
And how come you get to be called Derick?
[14:47] (Flashback) Gu
He calls me Constable Vrubel!
[14:50] (Flashback) Gu
Isn't that weird?
[14:51] (Flashback) Gu
I don't really follow,
[14:53] (Flashback) Gu
but if you want to go drinking that
badly, why don't you invite him?
[14:56] (Flashback) Gu
That's not what I'm talking about!
[14:59] (Flashback) Gu
Why don't you get it?
[15:01] (Flashback) Gu
The veteran invites the
rookie to his favorite pub.
[15:05] (Flashback) Gu
That's how you know he accepts
the new kid as a partner!
[15:09] Gu
We're here.
[15:12] Gu
See you tomorrow.
[15:15] Gu
Yeah.
[15:16] Gu
Hey, Doug!
[15:18] Gu
Is that you, Doug?
[15:20] Gu
It's me! Me!
[15:22] Gu
Mark!
[15:23] Gu
It's been forever.
[15:24] Gu
Mark?
[15:25] Gu
What are you doing here?
[15:28] Gu
Are you on a date?
[15:29] Gu
I'm a guy!
[15:34] Gu
We're on the clock.
[15:35] Gu
Oh, I see.
[15:37] Gu
What about you?
[15:38] Gu
I'm off today.
[15:40] Gu
I just moved here.
[15:43] Gu
I was wandering around trying
to get the lay of the land.
[15:46] Gu
I see.
[15:47] Gu
You're still all about your job, huh?
[15:50] Gu
You busy after this?
[15:52] Gu
I'm off for the day, so I'm taking
the car to HQ to drop it off.
[15:57] Gu
I see.
[15:58] Gu
If you don't mind waiting,
want to grab some drinks after?
[16:02] Gu
You want to go back to that pub?
[16:04] Gu
Yeah. I don't have plans.
[16:07] Gu
Wait!
[16:09] Gu
I'm going, too!
[16:12] Gu
This place hasn't changed at all.
[16:14] Gu
Neither have you.
[16:16] Gu
How long has it been since we last came here?
[16:18] Gu
I don't remember.
[16:22] Gu
I used to come here with Mark all the time.
[16:25] Gu
After work.
[16:26] Gu
I see!
[16:27] Gu
We came here once, didn't we?
[16:30] Gu
Did we?
[16:31] Gu
We did! Once!
[16:33] Gu
We did?
[16:34] Gu
We did! Once!
[16:36] Gu
It was a coincidence, but we met here.
[16:41] Gu
You know. After the prison riot...
[16:45] Gu
Hello?
[16:47] Gu
Hey.
[16:49] Gu
He ain't the considerate type, is he?
[16:52] Gu
You're his partner at SEVEN-O, right?
[16:55] Gu
I've heard about you.
[16:57] Gu
Yeah.
[16:58] Gu
I'm Mark Belgar. I joined
the force the same time he did.
[17:01] Gu
Nice to meet you, Derick.
[17:03] Gu
That's not right!
[17:05] Gu
What's up? We get a call?
[17:07] Gu
No, I'm heading to Derick's place.
[17:09] Gu
I forgot something.
[17:11] Gu
You forgot something?
[17:13] Gu
It's close. I'll be right back.
[17:17] Gu
I'm Kirill. Kirill Vrubel. I'm a constable.
[17:21] Gu
I see... He's got a new partner, huh?
[17:24] Gu
Here. You forgot this case.
[17:27] Gu
Thanks.
[17:28] Gu
Care for a drink, Doug?
[17:30] Gu
No, I'm out drinking with an old work buddy.
[17:34] Gu
You left him there alone?
[17:36] Gu
No, Constable Vrubel's with him.
[17:39] Gu
Hey, Derick, you got any champagne glasses.
[17:42] Gu
Glasses? Sure.
[17:44] Gu
Yes!
[17:44] Gu
We got some good champagne.
[17:47] Gu
I can't drink, though.
[17:51] Gu
Can I get some, too?
[17:53] Gu
Wait, you left your old
co-worker with Kirill, right?
[17:57] Gu
Is that okay?
[17:59] Gu
They'll be fine.
[18:01] Gu
Doug's so late...
[18:03] Gu
Yeah. He's inconsiderate.
[18:08] Gu
Hey, you joined the force at the
same time as him, right?
[18:11] Gu
Yeah.
[18:12] Gu
So you're a sergeant, too?
[18:15] Gu
No, a constable.
[18:16] Gu
A senior constable?
[18:17] Gu
No, just a constable.
[18:20] Gu
But that's the same rank as me...
[18:21] Gu
That's right. I'm terrible at my job.
[18:26] Gu
He's always been good at his work. Unlike me.
[18:30] Gu
The next thing I know, he's part of SEVEN-O!
[18:35] Gu
How'd he get into SEVEN-O, anyway?
[18:40] Gu
The rumor with our department is that
the boss just picks girls he likes.
[18:45] Gu
Did you know that?
[18:46] Gu
I heard he sometimes brings guys in so
the girls don't stand out too much.
[18:51] Gu
I see.
[18:52] Gu
That's what Doug said.
[18:54] Gu
So he's really lazy about how he hires men.
[18:57] Gu
There're only two requirements.
[18:58] Gu
Two?
[18:59] Gu
Yup.
[19:00] Gu
They have to have something about them
that makes for an easy nickname,
[19:02] Gu
and they have to be unpopular with women.
[19:07] Gu
...is talking about us, don't you think?
[19:10] Gu
Really?
[19:11] Gu
You're overthinking things.
[19:13] Gi
That's right. Who would waste time
talking about some random old guy?
[19:17] Gu
You were doing it just now.
[19:18] Gi
Hey, shouldn't the idiot Buzz-Cut be here?
[19:22] Gu
Oh, right.
[19:24] Gu
I have to get back.
[19:28] Gu
Hey!
[19:29] Gu
Sheesh...
[19:30] Gu
You forgot this.
[19:31] Gu
Oh, thanks.
[19:33] Gu
Hey, Doug. You should listen
to Kirill once a while.
[19:38] Gu
You're his partner, right?
[19:40] Gu
I couldn't follow what he was talking about,
[19:41] Gu
but something's bugging him.
[19:45] Gu
The thing with Doug is,
I don't think he's bad-looking,
[19:49] Gu
but maybe he's just too gloomy?
[19:50] Gu
They say men with a shadow about them
are popular with women, though.
[19:53] Gu
It's less of a shadow and
more of a downer mood.
[19:57] Gu
You guys are having fun, I see.
[19:59] Gu
You're just such a damn cynic!
[20:04] Gu
That's right!
[20:05] Gu
The time I drove the patrol car into a lake,
[20:07] Gu
you were more worried about the car than me!
[20:10] Gu
What are you talking about?
[20:12] Gu
That's why girls don't like you.
[20:16] Gu
Anyway, I'm going.
[20:17] Gu
Already?
[20:18] Gu
Yeah, I'm under house arrest.
[20:20] Gu
I need to get back.
[20:22] Gu
I thought you were off duty today.
[20:24] Gu
I took my uniform home for my girlfriend and
they found out and put me under house arrest.
[20:30] Gu
Bye!
[20:31] Gu
It was fun, Kirill!
[20:33] Gu
Yeah, see you later.
[20:36] Gu
I see. So that's what you talked about.
[20:39] Gu
Yeah.
[20:40] Gu
But if "girls not liking you"
is the condition to get in,
[20:42] Gu
why was Jefferson okay?
[20:44] Gu
He's married.
[20:47] Gu
Oh, I see. So that's why.
[20:51] Gu
Then, what about me?
[20:53] Gu
Did I look like someone
who women don't like?
[20:56] Gu
No, I recommended you.
[21:00] Gu
I told you that, right?
[21:01] Gu
You did.
[21:03] Gu
But why?
[21:05] Gu
I don't know.
[21:11] Gu
Maybe because I thought teaming
up with you would be fun.
[21:25] Gu
This time it isn't a dream, right?
[21:29] Gu
Oh, I heard there's been
something on your mind lately.
[21:33] Gu
Derick was worried.
[21:35] Gu
Is something wrong?
[21:37] Gu
No, it's nothing. It's fine now.
[21:40] Gu
Well, I did recommend you, but actually...
[21:45] (Flashback) Gu
So anyway, I'll leave their resume here.
[21:49] (Flashback) Gu
Sure thing.
[21:57] (Flashback) Gu
Come on!
[21:59] Gu
Travis has a thing about wanting
to hire every cute girl he sees.
[22:04] Gu
That's how Kay and you got assigned here.
[22:10] Gu
But well, it all worked out.
[22:12] Gu
You were Travis's type.
[22:21] Gu
He really does sleep a lot.
[23:55] Gu
Some investigations lead to love!
[23:58] Gu
One day, you meet Kirill and fall in
love on a secret undercover mission!
[24:02] Gu
Next time on Double Decker,
[24:03] Gu
"Infernal Unfair!"
SIGN Infernal Unfair!
[24:05] Gu
Kirill, float like a butterfly,
sting like a bee, honey!