E4 - Derick Returns!

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[00:00] Gi
    Say cheese!
[00:03] Gi
    This hospital's going to seem
    so lonely without you around!
[00:07] Gi
    I hope you get shot again
    so you can come back soon!
[00:10] Gu
    But I thought Derick died
    during the investigation!
[00:13] Gu
    Dead?
[00:15] Gu
    Who said that?
[00:16] Gu
    Who...
[00:18] (Flashback) Gu
    One of our officers got set up during
    an undercover investigation of him.
[00:23] (Flashback) Gu
    It's sad to think I'll never see
    them in action together again.
[00:29] Gu
    Nobody actually said it!
[00:31] Gu
    Th-Then what happens to me?
[00:34] Gu
    I ain't comin' back!
SIGN    #04     Derick Returns!
[00:37] Gu
    This was always my dream.
[00:40] Gu
    I've wanted to be a bartender
    ever since I was a kid.
SIGN    Fin
[00:45] Gu
    This concludes "Derick Returns."
[00:48] Gu
    That's right, this isn't
    a story about a detective
SIGN    Former Detective
[00:51] Gu
    whose dream of becoming
    a bartender came true!
[00:53] Gu
    It's the story of people who
    are detectives right now!
[00:56] Gu
    And in this exciting episode...
[01:03] Gu
    You'll see the story of Max, aka Boxer,
[01:10] Gu
    Robot, aka Yuri,
[01:17] Gu
    Kay, aka Rookie,
[01:19] Gu
    and the rest of Travis's Angels in SEVEN-O.
[01:25] Gi
    Who the hell are "Travis's Angels"?
[01:32] Gi
    Here...
[01:34] Gi
    I...
[01:34] Gi
    Come!
[01:37] Gu
    Pink, aka Deana!
[03:12] Gu
    It's been three weeks...
[03:14] Gu
    Since the reorg, that is,
[03:17] Gu
    and I've received a request to
    see more of Pink and Rookie.
[03:21] Gu
    From above.
[03:23] Gi
    Who is "above"?
[03:26] Gu
    This time, you'll be investigating a
    club known for its handsome staff.
[03:30] Gu
    It's perfect for you.
[03:31] Gi
    Okay! I'll do my best no matter what it is!
[03:33] Gu
    Well said, Rookie.
[03:36] Gi
    So even street-level dealers are
    peddling Anthem these days, huh?
[03:40] Gi
    Well, after what we just
    saw at the factory,
[03:43] Gi
    it's certainly possible.
[03:44] Gu
    Correct.
[03:45] Gu
    But we still have no proof.
[03:48] Gu
    Sophie used her feminine wiles
    to get us this information,
[03:52] Gu
    as the case itself is still under
    the Drug Control Division's jurisdiction.
[03:54] Gu
    Make sure you don't get in their way.
[03:57] Gi
    Okay!
[03:58] Gu
    You especially, Pink.
[03:59] Gu
    You have a tendency to be...
[04:01] Gi
    Let's go, Kay.
[04:02] Gi
    O-Okay!
[04:05] Gi
    ...like that.
[04:07] Gu
    Hey, what does he mean by "get in their way"?
[04:10] Gu
    It means we need to respect
    our fellow officers.
[04:13] Gu
    Allow me to explain!
[04:14] Gu
    Their job is solely to deal
    with crimes involving Anthem.
SIGN    Org Chart
SIGN    Regular Drugs
SIGN    Drug Control Division
SIGN    Anthem
SIGN    Narcotics Crimes
[04:18] Gu
    The Drug Control Division deals with any
    incidents involving regular drugs.
[04:22] Gu
    The two of them are, in
    theory, on the same team,
[04:25] Gu
    but it's common for them to
    both be chasing the same case,
[04:27] Gu
    leading to no end of trouble!
[04:29] Gi
    And that's why we need to be careful, huh?
[04:33] Gi
    Hey, ready to go?
[04:35] Gi
    Y-Yes...
[04:37] Gi
    What's that outfit?
[04:39] Gi
    That's my line.
[04:42] Gi
    Why the hell are you dressed like that?
[04:44] Gi
    Fine. You're my little sister.
[04:46] Gi
    You just moved here from
    the middle of nowhere.
[04:48] Gi
    Wait a second!
[04:53] Gu
    Welcome to Train Spotter.
[04:56] Gu
    You're so cute...
[04:58] Gu
    So are you.
[04:58] Gu
    This is for you.
[04:59] Gu
    Thank you.
[05:01] Gi
    Um... I...
[05:02] Gi
    Oh, she's just a little girl.
    No alcohol for her.
[05:06] Gu
    I'm sorry.
[05:09] Gi
    Do we have the money for this?
[05:12] Gi
    Yeah. I borrowed it from Sophie.
[05:14] Gu
    Hey, Sophie, did you swipe my wallet again?
[05:18] Gi
    Wasn't me!
[05:21] Gu
    Really?
[05:22] Gu
    Wow, I'm really allowed to do this?!
[05:25] Gu
    You're the best, miss!
[05:27] Gu
    Here comes another!
[05:29] Gu
    Awesome!
[05:30] Gu
    Here it goes!
[05:32] Gu
    Um... aren't we supposed to not stand
    out in an investigation like this?
[05:36] Gu
    The bigger the bait, the better.
[05:39] Gu
    But...
[05:40] Gu
    If you try to half-ass it, like you're doing,
    you end up on the menu instead!
[05:45] Gu
    Look. Here comes an idiot
    looking for a bite.
[05:48] Gu
    You're spending quite a bit of money.
[05:54] Gu
    You'd better not be lying when you
    say you've got the good stuff.
[05:57] Gi
    Sure. I've got whatever you need.
    Top-shelf stuff. 100% pure.
[06:00] Gi
    It'll send you straight to heaven.
[06:05] Gi
    You want to go to heaven first?
[06:08] Gi
    How come you don't have any?
[06:10] Gi
    This had damn well better
    not be all you've got.
[06:12] Gi
    Where's the Anthem?
[06:14] Gi
    Whatever. Let's take him
    to HQ and make him talk.
[06:17] Gu
    Y-You can't do that!
    It's out of our jurisdiction.
[06:20] Gi
    Huh? Look at this crap he's got.
[06:22] Gi
    All this stuff's illegal as hell.
[06:24] Gi
    But it's the Drug Control
    Division's job, not ours.
[06:27] Gi
    We don't have the required authority here.
[06:29] Gi
    We need to go through the proper channels...
[06:31] Gi
    Don't take your eyes off him, idiot!
[06:33] Gi
    Stop!
[06:33] Gi
    Stop or I'll shoot!
[06:35] Gi
    No!
[06:36] Gi
    What are you doing?
[06:37] Gi
    You can't shoot a gun here...
[06:40] Gi
    Shit!
[06:43] Gi
    He got away and it's your fault!
[06:46] Gi
    I'm sorry.
[06:48] Gi
    Apologies won't fix it!
[06:50] Gi
    But the rules are the rules!
[06:52] Gi
    We don't even have the right to arrest him.
[06:55] Gu
    What are they fighting over?
[06:57] Gu
    Something about a man
    who ran away from them.
[06:59] Gu
    If I was their man,
    I'd run the hell away, too.
[07:02] Gi
    Shut up, you old geezers!
[07:04] Gi
    Responsibility?
[07:06] Gi
    How are you going to take
    responsibility, rookie?
[07:08] ---
    Well...
[07:09] Gi
    I'm willing to look past the
    fact that you're useless.
[07:11] Gi
    But I'm not willing to
    let you get in my way.
[07:14] Gi
    I've got my own way of handling things!
[07:20] Gu
    Nothing you said was wrong, really.
[07:24] Gi
    But if she's not here, that means...
[07:27] Gi
    you know, right?
[07:29] Gu
    Thank you all for coming today.
[07:33] Gu
    I truly appreciate you taking the time...
[07:33] Gi
    Sorry.
[07:34] Gu
    No, I'm fine.
[07:36] Gi
    Well, it's not much of
    a welcome party, anyway.
[07:40] Gi
    Don't let it bug you.
[07:42] Gu
    Sorry. You didn't need to
    give a speech after all.
[07:55] Gi
    I just don't think she and I are a good fit!
[08:00] Gi
    I don't just mean today.
SIGN    °Non-Alcoholic Beer
[08:03] Gi
    Like last time...
[08:04] (Flashback) Gi
    Doug, Rob spilled the beans!
[08:06] (Flashback) Gi
    The bastard gave Anthem to
    that prisoner named Henry,
[08:09] (Flashback) Gi
    the one who started the riot.
[08:11] (Flashback) Gi
    He's in tears right now, apologizing.
[08:13] (Flashback) Gi
    Now, let's hear what else
    you have to tell us.
[08:18] Gi
    And what's with her outfit, anyway?
SIGN    °There's no alcohol in her beer
[08:21] Gi
    It's a dress code violation!
[08:28] Gi
    It's fine.
[08:29] Gi
    Travis lets her get away with it.
[08:31] Gi
    She's one of Travis's Angels.
[08:34] Gu
    Let her dress how she wants.
[08:36] Gu
    We do a lot of dangerous sting work.
[08:39] Gu
    She volunteered for that job in
    exchange for not getting a partner.
[08:44] Gu
    She spent a lot of time trying
    to find the best way to survive,
[08:47] Gu
    and that's just how she ended up.
[08:50] Gi
    If you try to half-ass it, like you're doing,
    you end up on the menu instead!
[08:57] Gu
    You're allowed to refuse having a partner?
[08:59] Gu
    If you're as talented as she is, yeah.
[09:01] Gi
    But why'd Deana agree to take Kay, then?
[09:06] Gi
    She agreed instantly for you when
    she turned everyone else down.
[09:08] Gi
    I heard I was a replacement
    for somebody else.
[09:12] Gi
    Jefferson was just somebody
    Travis forced on us.
[09:16] Gi
    Why me?
[09:18] Gi
    You've got something she lacks, maybe.
[09:23] Gi
    Okay!
[09:24] Gi
    I'll keep doing what I'm
    doing a little longer.
[09:29] Gi
    And I'll take responsibility
    for what happened today!
[09:34] Gu
    Responsibility?
[09:36] Gu
    You sure about this?
[09:37] Gi
    Yes. I do have one idea.
[09:40] Gi
    Responsibility?
[09:42] Gi
    Responsibility for what?
[09:44] Gi
    What's wrong with hanging a suspect
    upside down from a crane!
[09:48] Gu
    It's very wrong.
[09:49] Gu
    They're still just suspects.
[09:51] Gi
    Screw the rules!
[09:53] Gi
    Are we back in school or something?
[09:54] Gu
    You know how this works. We're special.
[09:58] Gu
    We're detectives, but we're under
    the constant danger of being disavowed.
[10:03] Gu
    Like spies, you know.
[10:06] Gu
    That's why Travis recommends
    having a partner.
[10:10] Gu
    You can guarantee your safety by
    keeping an eye on each other.
[10:15] Gu
    That's how the Double Decker System works!
[10:18] Gi
    Stop it. It's embarrassing.
[10:19] Gu
    But the idea itself is a good one.
[10:23] Gu
    And with a partner, you can do half
    the work and get twice the credit.
[10:28] Gi
    Even with a prissy, little
    schoolgirl like her?
[10:31] Gu
    I think she's just who you need.
[10:36] (Flashback) Gi
    It's faster this way!
[10:38] (Flashback) Gi
    You're such a scaredy-cat.
[10:42] Gi
    If you're trying to run the shortest
    route as fast as you can,
[10:45] Gi
    it's easier if you're alone.
[10:47] Gi
    Hey, Derick.
[10:49] Gi
    Why'd you quit?
[10:53] Gu
    It wasn't anything big, really.
[11:00] Gu
    And that's about the size of it.
[11:02] Gi
    Wow, that's so dumb.
[11:06] Gi
    You had me scared for a second.
[11:08] Gi
    I'm glad it wasn't over the
    Esperanza thing, though.
[11:13] Gu
    Thanks...
[11:14] Gi
    You like dogs, right?
[11:17] Gi
    This is for you.
[11:19] Gi
    I made it yesterday.
[11:21] Gi
    To celebrate your new bar.
[11:29] Gi
    So it was you, huh?
[11:31] Gi
    The new rookie in SEVEN-O was
    one of my students, huh?
SIGN    Drug Control Division - Gary
[11:36] Gi
    Being head of the class paid off, huh?
[11:38] Gi
    I always wanted to be in SEVEN-O.
[11:40] Gi
    Sir, the narcotics we
    confiscated yesterday...
[11:43] Gu
    Yeah. The lab found illegal
    compounds in them.
[11:46] Gi
    I knew it.
[11:49] Gu
    Take us there now.
[11:51] Gu
    We'll do another investigation and see if
    the information your team found is right.
[11:56] Gi
    I'm sorry for coming to you
    with something weird...
[11:59] Gu
    Don't worry about it.
[12:02] Gu
    I'll set things up so nobody
    gets in anybody else's way.
[12:07] Gu
    The most important part of an undercover
    investigation is acting naturally.
[12:15] Gi
    That's the guy from yesterday...
[12:18] Gu
    Let's go.
[12:21] Gu
    Sometimes you need to be bold.
[12:29] Gi
    That's Anthem!
[12:31] Gu
    No, this is a trap.
[12:38] Gu
    You don't need to be bold.
[12:40] Gu
    You're a failure as a student.
[12:51] Gi
    What's up, Max?
[12:53] Gi
    I'm busy.
[12:56] Gi
    Fine. I'll call back.
[12:59] Gi
    So where's the body?
[13:01] Gi
    Over here.
[13:04] Gu
    You seem very confused.
[13:06] Gi
    What's going on here?
[13:08] Gu
    Something that has nothing
    to do with SEVEN-O.
[13:13] Gu
    This is a fake.
[13:14] Gu
    Just a stimulant.
[13:16] Gu
    Hard to tell the difference between
    it and the original, huh?
[13:19] Gu
    I'm selling the ones we confiscate.
[13:22] Gu
    By the way, Kay, you know what Anthem's
    fatality rate is, don't you?
[13:26] Gi
    Thirty percent.
[13:28] Gu
    Correct. You've done your homework.
[13:31] Gu
    Anthem is highly fatal.
[13:34] Gu
    But there are always people
    lining up to buy it.
[13:37] Gu
    It's just that enticing.
[13:39] Gi
    So what?
[13:41] Gu
    You can't tell?
[13:43] Gi
    I'll run an analysis at HQ and contact you
[13:45] Gi
    immediately if he tests positive for Anthem.
[13:49] Gu
    We've used this fact to our advantage.
[13:52] Gu
    Most people who come to buy Anthem
    from us leave with poison instead.
[13:55] Gu
    The special ones, we give stimulants.
[14:00] Gu
    The ones I choose, you see.
[14:03] Gu
    The ones who survive believe that
    they've been chosen by the Anthem,
[14:08] Gu
    and the rumors that it's real spread.
[14:12] Gi
    That's terrible.
[14:13] Gu
    Terrible?
[14:14] Gu
    The only people who die are
    idiots trying to get Anthem.
[14:18] Gu
    You should be thanking us, if anything.
[14:22] Gu
    It's one hell of a scary business we're in.
[14:26] Gu
    Look what we found sneaking around.
[14:29] Gi
    Sorry... Kirill and I got
    worried so we followed you...
[14:34] Gu
    We were actually just thinking it was
    time to get out of this little business.
[14:39] Gu
    And then you came.
[14:42] Gu
    Now we have a new option.
[14:44] Gi
    What do you mean?
[14:46] Gi
    Make your colleagues bring a sample
    of an Anti-AMS Bullet drug.
[14:51] Gi
    The Anti-AMS Bullets are the
    one way to fight Anthem.
[14:55] Gi
    A sample of the drugs in them would be
    worth a fortune to the right people.
[14:59] Gu
    You can't mean...
[15:01] Gu
    If you don't do it, we kill the girl,
[15:03] Gu
    and then kill the boy slowly.
[15:05] Gu
    Why do I get killed slowly?
[15:08] Gi
    Make your choice.
[15:09] Gu
    No one in SEVEN-O would bring
    something so important here.
[15:13] Gu
    There's one person who would.
[15:16] Gi
    Jeez. You were asking for
    a lot, you know that?
[15:19] Gi
    But using this to lure out
    Esperanza isn't a bad idea.
[15:23] Gi
    It seems like the dealer, James,
    really was selling Anthem.
[15:29] Gi
    I knew it.
[15:30] Gi
    That whole place smelled fishy.
[15:34] Gu
    Esperanza is probably
    working as James' boss.
[15:38] Gu
    If he gets his hand on a sample,
    he'll go to them immediately.
[15:42] Gi
    Yeah, I bet Esperanza would love
    to get their hands on this.
[15:47] Gu
    She's volunteered to allow
    James to steal it from her.
[15:53] Gi
    Perfect.
[15:54] Gi
    The bigger the bait, the better.
[15:58] Gi
    Call me immediately, once
    you make contact with him.
[16:01] Gu
    I knew you'd help us.
[16:05] Gi
    You seem to be doing well, Gary.
[16:07] Gu
    You, too.
[16:14] Gi
    No!
[16:27] Gi
    Esperanza approached Deana del Rio,
    offering to make a deal.
[16:31] Gi
    They ambushed her at the meeting
    site and stole the drug sample.
[16:36] Gi
    That's what the report will say.
[16:37] Gi
    No... That wasn't the deal!
[16:40] Gu
    The deal?
[16:42] Gu
    Did you really expect me to keep my word?
[16:44] Gi
    He's got that right.
[16:47] Gi
    How naïve are you?
[16:49] Gi
    You still think this is
    outside our jurisdiction?!
[16:51] Gi
    It is, but...
[16:53] Gi
    We've got a good claim to self-defense.
[16:57] Gi
    Stop!
[16:57] Gi
    Stop or I'll...
[16:59] Gi
    Of course not.
[17:07] Gi
    What, are we done already?
[17:16] Gi
    No way...
[17:17] Gi
    Anthem!
[17:20] Gu
    Justice!
[17:26] Gu
    Looks like I've been chosen by God!
[17:35] Gu
    I knew I was chosen!
[17:38] Gu
    So why did they pick you?
[17:41] Gi
    What, he's just jealous?
[17:44] Gi
    Overdrive!
[17:46] Gi
    That idiot...
[17:47] Gi
    Come out, Deana del Rio!
[17:51] Gi
    If you apologize for humiliating me,
[17:53] Gi
    I'll let her live.
[17:57] Gu
    Are they going to be okay?
[17:59] gi
    Deana will be just fine.
[18:02] Gu
    Drop the gun and kneel before me.
[18:10] Gu
    You'll give up your pride
    to save your friend?
[18:14] Gu
    I didn't think you had it in you!
[18:21] Gi
    I don't think she'd bother.
[18:25] Gi
    She'll run the shortest
    route as fast as she can!
[18:49] Gu
    You're just going to let your partner die?
[18:53] Gu
    You're supposed to save her!
[18:56] Gi
    I'm a born saint!
[18:59] Gi
    Everything I do is right!
[19:02] Gi
    You're sick.
[19:04] Gi
    Now take your medicine.
[19:13] Gu
    That you, Gary?
[19:14] Gu
    It go well?
[19:15] Gi
    Gary's all tied up right now.
[19:18] Gu
    Who are you? What are you talking about?
[19:18] gi
    I see... It's over, then.
[19:23] gi
    Activating spare motor.
[19:24] gi
    Linking feedback system to actuators.
[19:25] gi
    28.9% until criticality.
[19:33] Gi
    This is SEVEN-O.
[19:36] Gi
    Did you think we were hostages?
[19:38] Gi
    We were just keeping you busy here.
[19:44] Gu
    So that's what "Don't take
    your eyes off her" meant?
[19:47] Gu
    And these two are...
[19:49] Gu
    Travis's Angels.
[19:51] Gi
    Wait, why you are here, actually?
[19:53] Gu
    Oh, Doug said it would be a good
    learning opportunity for both of us,
[19:57] Gu
    so I should go, too.
[20:00] Gu
    Wait. Where's Doug?
[20:03] Gi
    They're all done, too, they said.
[20:05] Gi
    How'd you know it was a trap?
[20:07] Gi
    Yuri told me you went to the club with
    a detective from the Drug Control Division.
[20:12] Gi
    Max saw it.
[20:13] Gi
    When I found out it was Gary, I told
    them not to take their eyes off you.
[20:18] Gi
    I used to work with him
    in another department.
[20:22] Gi
    He had a stellar record, but
    something about him seemed off.
[20:25] Gi
    When the position at SEVEN-O opened up,
    he was the first to apply.
[20:28] Gi
    But...
[20:29] (Flashback) Gu
    So why did they pick you?!
[20:32] Gi
    Travis said his sense of right
    and wrong was too strong.
[20:36] Gi
    Is it always like this?
[20:39] Gi
    Yeah.
[20:40] Gi
    This is how I do things.
[20:42] Gi
    If you don't like it...
[20:43] Gi
    I want to learn from you!
[20:47] Gi
    But the rules are the rules!
[20:49] Gi
    So I won't give in on that!
[20:53] Gi
    I thought you just had the
    same name as my old partner.
[20:56] Gi
    But you've got the same personality, too.
[20:59] Gi
    You had a partner?
[21:00] Gi
    And with the same name?
[21:02] Gi
    It doesn't matter now, does it?
[21:06] (Flashback) Gi
    It's fine!
[21:08] (Flashback) Gi
    You're such a worrywart, Kay.
[21:16] Gi
    I think she's talking about a dog.
[21:19] Gi
    So Deana's old dog's name was Kay, huh?
[21:22] Gi
    That's why she agreed so quickly, huh?
[21:26] Gi
    Dog...?
[21:27] Gi
    What are you doing? I'm leaving.
[21:28] Gi
    Coming!
[21:30] Gi
    You're so slow.
[21:31] Gi
    Sorry.
[21:32] Gi
    Say "Woof."
[21:33] Gi
    No!
[21:34] Gu
    Looks like they'll make a good pair.
[21:38] Gu
    Yeah.
[21:38] Gu
    But what about him?
[21:43] Gu
    Why didn't you come save me, Doug?
[21:46] Gu
    We're a team, right?
[21:47] Gu
    Oh, I figured you'd be fine with Yuri there.
[21:49] Gu
    And I was right, wasn't I?
[21:51] Gu
    Sheesh...
[21:52] Gu
    Oh, right. Yuri.
[21:55] Gu
    Don't tell anybody, but...
[21:59] Gu
    I think she's really a robot.
[22:04] Gu
    It's public knowledge that Yuri is a robot.
[22:07] Gu
    However...
[22:08] Gu
    No way. That's impossible.
[22:10] Gu
    I don't have any proof yet.
[22:12] Gu
    So don't tell anybody.
[22:13] Gu
    Got it. I won't tell anybody.
[22:15] Gu
    Okay.
[22:16] Gu
    Yes! Doug is actually kind of an asshole.
[22:19] Gu
    I'll keep a close eye out, too.
[22:21] Gu
    Great. I'm counting on you, Partner!
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    Now that you've learned that
    Doug is a huge asshole,
[23:57] Preview
    you now know everything
[23:59] Preview
    you need to know about the
    characters in this story!
[24:01] Preview
    Now the story can really start to move!
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