Season 1 - Extras

E1 - Howl at the Two Suns

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[00:09] Gu
    This is the story of how I,
    a police officer living in a certain city,
[00:13] Gu
    became a hero.
[00:16] Gu
    At least, that's the plan.
[00:21] Gu
    The police have just entered the building!
[00:24] Gu
    Leading the team is the hero
    of the police department,
[00:28] Gu
    a young man who's solved many dangerous
    cases and won countless awards!
[00:32] Gu
    the living legend, Sam Purcell!
[00:34] Gu
    But that's not me.
[00:37] Gu
    This is the police! Drop your weapons
    and put your hands on the ground!
[00:57] Gu
    Stay out of the room!
[01:13] Gu
    I'm afraid right now, there's
    no hero in this town just yet.
[01:19] Gu
    This inhuman power... can it be?
[01:23] Gu
    Yes. An Anthem.
[01:25] Gu
    Also not me.
[01:26] Gu
    The patches are what's hot right now.
[01:33] Gu
    From this point on, this matter
    is under our jurisdiction.
[01:40] Gu
    Phase 3 confirmed.
[01:42] Gu
    Roger. Secure the target.
[01:44] Gu
    In accordance with
    Lisvalletta City-state Code,
[01:46] Gu
    Execution of Law Enforcement
    Authority Act, Article 12,
[01:50] Gu
    I will now use my weapon.
[01:54] Gu
    You think that gun can hurt it?
[01:55] Gu
    Our job is only to arrest it.
[01:58] Gu
    Enjoy!
[02:20] Gu
    Activating Eye System.
[02:36] Gu
    Time to get to work.
[03:07] Gu
    Enjoy!
[03:12] Gu
    Time for your medicine.
[04:05] Gi
    You owe me one, Doug.
[04:12] Gu
    Who are you?
[04:15] Gu
    Doug Billingham. SEVEN-O Special
    Crime Investigation Unit.
[04:19] Gu
    My rank is Sergeant.
[04:29] Gu
    This is me.
[04:31] Gu
    I'll say it again.
[04:33] Gu
    This is the story of how I became a hero,
[04:35] Gu
    in a town where there were no heroes.
[04:38] Gu
    No! This story is absolutely not
[04:39] Gu
    about what this guy with the
    girly-looking face says it is!
[04:47] Gi
    What is with you and thirty-eights?
[04:51] Gu
    It's 'cause I'm a detective!
[04:54] Gu
    Yes. This is a story about
    story about detectives!
[04:57] Gu
    Detectives who are willing to
    risk their lives for their duty!
[05:02] Gu
    Too bad!
SIGN    #01 Howl at the Two Suns!
[05:20] Gu
    My name is Kirill Vrubel.
[05:22] Gu
    Right now I'm just a
    uniformed police officer...
[05:28] Gu
    Miraculously, there were no casualties
    in the incident last night...
[05:34] Gu
    Someday, the whole city of Lisvalletta's
    gonna know my name, just like they know his!
[05:42] Gu
    Some of you guys know what
    I'm talking about, right?
[05:44] Gu
    One day, this wad of bills will save my life.
SIGN    LVPD Precinct Six
[05:49] Gu
    Are you stupid?
[05:51] Gu
    How can you be so sure it'll never come up?
[05:53] Gu
    So let's say something did
    happen to the chief inspectors.
[05:56] Gu
    What the hell can you do? Huh?
[05:58] Gu
    This is my boss. The chief
    of LVPD Precinct Six.
[06:01] Gu
    Listen, your job is to keep the gawkers
    out of the area and safe. Am I wrong?
[06:08] Gu
    You're correct, sir.
[06:09] Gu
    I can tell you this right now.
[06:10] Gu
    I'll be the man who fires your dumb ass!
[06:13] Gu
    I've got three years to go before
    I retire, and it's going to happen!
[06:17] Gu
    Yes, sir. I'll be careful from now on.
[06:20] Gu
    Just try it, bastard!
[06:24] Gu
    You have to write another apology
    for leaving your post, I heard.
[06:27] Gu
    Huh?
[06:28] Gu
    How many times have you abandoned
    your post by now, Kirill?
[06:32] Gu
    Every time, we have
     this exact same conversation.
[06:33] Gu
    I'm not abandoning my post,
    I'm providing backup.
[06:41] Gu
    This sharp-looking guy with the
    slightly wavy hair is Jefferson,
[06:45] Gu
    a detective with Section 1,
    the most popular part of the force.
[06:51] Gu
    He has a beautiful wife,
[06:52] Gu
    a cute daughter, and he's
    an all-around great guy.
[06:55] Gu
    He got a promotion during
    this quarter's re-org.
[06:59] Gu
    Just what you'd think of
    when you think of a hero.
[07:02] Gu
    I don't mind that, though.
[07:05] Gu
    That part of you.
[07:08] Gu
    It's not quite enough...
[07:12] Gu
    But I'll take this as payment for
    all the money you owe me.
[07:15] Gu
    Wait, that's...
[07:16] Gu
    Don't worry.
[07:18] Gu
    Even without it, you're not going to die.
[07:29] Gu
    This is the guy?
[07:32] Gu
    He's the only candidate who
    fit the conditions I laid out.
[07:37] Gu
    Beggars can't be choosers.
[07:39] Gu
    Well, I suppose not.
[07:41] Gu
    Anyway, Doug. I heard Cyrus is back in town.
[07:45] Gu
    Cyrus? The guy from Esperanza?
[07:48] Gu
    Yup.
[07:49] Gu
    Somebody saw him in the 3rd Street Slums.
[07:52] Gu
    That's what Pink just told me.
[07:54] Gu
    It's not been verified yet,
    so just keep it in mind, I guess.
[07:59] Gu
    Yeah. Either way, he's a Phase 1.
[08:08] Gu
    Why do I have to do this, though?
[08:12] Gu
    It's my day off!
[08:13] Gu
    And that's why I'm asking you for help.
[08:15] Gu
    Have the Community Safety Section down at
    the station help you find your damned cat!
[08:20] Gu
    You're a cop, too, aren't you?
[08:22] Gu
    I told you, you old witch, it's my day off!
[08:25] Gu
    I worked the night shift last
    night and I'm tired!
[08:28] Gu
    Oh, so that's how this is gonna be, huh?
[08:30] Gu
    I guess that photograph
    is just going to have...
[08:33] Gu
    Fine! Fine! I'll-look-for-it.
[08:37] Gu
    Good to hear!
[08:40] Gu
    What the hell is this?
[08:42] Gu
    Damn that stupid landlord...
[08:45] Gu
    That's blackmail, damn it!
[08:57] Gu
    And how am I supposed to find
    it with this crappy picture?
[09:05] Gu
    That's it!
[09:07] Gu
    Here Pochi...
[09:13] Gu
    That's gotta be Pochi!
[09:16] Gu
    Damn it! Wait, you stupid cat!
[09:21] Gu
    Stop running!
[09:24] Gu
    It's supposed to be my day off!
[09:27] Gu
    Wait!
[09:29] ---
    Damn it!
[09:36] Gu
    Stupid cat...
[09:42] Gu
    Just you wait...
[09:46] Gu
    My day off!
[09:50] Gu
    Good boy... I'm catching you
    and going back to sleep!
[09:59] Gu
    What?
[10:00] Gu
    You've got kids?
[10:03] Gu
    Fine.
[10:06] Gu
    Lemme know when you're done.
[10:14] Gu
    Wh-What was that?
[10:19] Gu
    Who is that?
[10:23] Gu
    What is going on here?
[10:28] Gu
    Jefferson...
[10:30] Gu
    And now an update on the hostage
    situation developing in Sileoterra.
[10:35] Gi
    The man hijacked a taxi and fled,
[10:37] Gi
    taking the driver hostage and escaping
    into an abandoned factory in the area.
[10:42] Gu
    He demanded the release of Zabel Franken,
[10:46] Gu
    the imprisoned executive of the
    criminal organization Esperanza,
[10:48] Gu
    as well as a helicopter
    to allow him to escape.
[10:50] Gu
    The police are negotiating with him.
[10:53] Gu
    Negotiations broke down!
[10:54] Gu
    They've just announced that
    negotiations have broken down!
[10:57] Gu
    The man has been identified as
    Esperanza executive Cyrus Martinez,
[11:04] Gu
    AKA One-Armed Cyrus.
[11:07] Gi
    Hey, they said it's Cyrus!
[11:09] Gu
    Yeah, I heard.
[11:11] Gu
    Cyrus is a Phase 1.
[11:13] Gu
    SEVEN-O doesn't have jurisdiction yet.
[11:16] Gi
    We lost Derick to that bastard!
[11:18] Gu
    Even if one of us goes down,
[11:20] Gu
    we can't do a thing without
    proof of Anthem usage.
[11:24] Gi
    That's why you're a !
[11:27] Gu
    You don't need to be so mean...
[11:30] Gi
    Wait, where's Doug?
[11:32] Gi
    He was just here.
[11:43] Gu
    Holy crap...
[11:54] Gu
    This is it!
[11:59] Gu
    This is the situation I've
    waited for all my life!
[12:03] Gu
    Allow me to explain!
[12:05] ---
    Ever since he was a child, this man, Kirill,
[12:08] ---
    has had the same fantasy
    every night before bed:
[12:10] ---
    The school (or a similar place) was attacked
    by terrorists and everyone was about to die,
[12:15] ---
    when, for some reason, he was conveniently*
    in the enemy's blind spot!
[12:24] ---
    But what do I do?
[12:26] ---
    That's right! He always falls
    asleep before he finishes
[12:29] ---
    getting the situation set up in his head,
[12:31] ---
    so he never spent any time thinking about
    how, exactly, he would save the day!
[12:36] ---
    I'll just come back later, I guess.
[12:39] ---
    Please don't kill me!
[12:41] ---
    I've got a kid!
[12:42] ---
    Begging for your life? Pathetic!
[12:46] ---
    Aren't you some kind of elite cop?
[12:48] ---
    Is this really happening?
[12:49] ---
    Is Jefferson going to die?
[12:55] ---
    You know him?
[12:59] ---
    Don't worry.
[13:00] ---
    Guys like that always survive.
[13:05] ---
    If you want to save him,
[13:07] ---
    I think I know a way.
[13:11] ---
    Huh?
[13:20] ---
    Yeah, I'm a cop, but...
[13:23] ---
    SEVEN-O?
[13:25] ---
    What, you don't know about us?
[13:27] ---
    We're an organization whose
    job is to arrest Anthem users.
[13:29] ---
    I-I do know you...
[13:32] ---
    I turned the wrong way coming up the pipe,
[13:35] ---
    and now my leg's stuck and I can't get out.
[13:39] ---
    I owe Cyrus some payback.
[13:42] ---
    One of our officers got set up during
    an undercover investigation of him.
[13:49] ---
    Undercover investigation?
[13:51] ---
    Do you know how Anthem Phases work?
[13:54] ---
    Oh, of course.
[13:56] ---
    He's still Phase 1.
[13:58] ---
    Until we get proof, we can't do anything
    but undercover investigations.
[14:01] ---
    Kirill accidentally said
    he knew when he didn't,
[14:04] ---
    so we'll explain instead!
SIGN    All matters relating to Anthem
    are divided into Phases.
[14:06] ---
    All matters relating to Anthem
    are divided into Phases.
SIGN    "Suspected Usage"
[14:09] ---
    Phase 1 is "Suspected Usage."
SIGN    "Ascertaining Usage"
[14:11] ---
    Phase 2 is "Ascertaining Usage."
[14:13] ---
    When it reaches that phase, all
    jurisdiction is transferred to SEVEN-O!
[14:17] ---
    I see! Well, we can't do a thing
    without proof either way, can we?
[14:21] ---
    Yeah. But the way I see it,
    Cyrus will likely soon be Phase 3.
[14:27] ---
    Phase 3?
[14:28] ---
    Anthem-induced Overdrive.
[14:31] ---
    Over...drive?
[14:33] ---
    A side effect of Anthem usage is
    that sometimes its users mutate,
[14:37] ---
    and gain inhuman powers.
[14:40] ---
    That's Overdrive.
[14:42] ---
    He used Anthem. I came to make sure of that.
[14:46] ---
    But, how do you even do that?
[14:48] ---
    There's a special mark on your body
    that appears when you use Anthem.
[14:52] ---
    I can't see!
[14:54] ---
    I see...
[14:56] ---
    Then, do you want to try to be a hero?
[14:59] ---
    What's your name?
[15:02] ---
    Kirill.
[15:04] ---
    Constable Kirill Vrubel.
[15:08] ---
    I see.
[15:09] ---
    Constable Vrubel.
[15:11] ---
    No, Sergeant Vrubel.
[15:12] ---
    No, I'm...
[15:15] ---
    If you do what I tell you, you might find
    yourself with a posthumous promotion.
[15:20] ---
    How about it?
SIGN    Constable
SIGN    Senior Constable
SIGN    Sergeant
[15:22] ---
    Th-That's a huge promotion!
[15:25] ---
    Kirill didn't know what the word
    "posthumous" meant! It means you're dead!
SIGN    Dead
[15:29] ---
    Hey, what's going on?!
[15:31] ---
    You've got five minutes!
[15:32] ---
    Is that the cops?
[15:33] ---
    W-Wait!
[15:35] ---
    As you can see, I'm not with the police.
[15:38] ---
    A man? I-If you ain't a cop,
    then what the hell are you?
[15:44] ---
    Kirill...?
[15:44] ---
    Good, you're alive.
[15:46] ---
    Hey, what the hell are you doing here?
[15:51] (Flashback) ---
    If I see the mark, I just
    press this button, right?
[15:54] (Flashback) ---
    Yup. I'll go around near
    the entrance side and wait.
[15:58] (Flashback) ---
    As long as we have proof,
    we can take jurisdiction.
[16:00] (Flashback) ---
    Then, I can make this work.
[16:03] (Flashback) ---
    Don't worry.
[16:05] (Flashback) ---
    I just can't get out. I can go back down.
[16:08] (Flashback) ---
    Just give me 30 seconds.
[16:11] (Flashback) ---
    My long years of experience
    tell me that that's plenty.
[16:14] (Flashback) ---
    But how...?
[16:15] (Flashback) ---
    You're going to be a hero, right?
[16:17] (Flashback) ---
    Believe in yourself!
[16:20] (Flashback) ---
    Listen, Constable Vrubel.
[16:22] (Flashback) ---
    I mean it. Throw him off his
    game and buy me some time!
[16:25] ---
    Say something, damn it! Who are you?
[16:29] ---
    You want to know who I am?
[16:34] ---
    As you can see, I'm just a time traveler!
[16:40] ---
    A time traveler?
[16:41] ---
    Yeah. Can I turn around?
[16:44] ---
    Don't worry. Just stay calm, Kirill.
[16:46] ---
    Don't think! Feel so good!
SIGN    °Don't think! Feel so good!
[16:54] ---
    The bastard put on a jacket!
[16:57] ---
    Goddamn weirdo... die!
[17:06] ---
    Overdrive!
[17:10] ---
    I thought it was a transmitter!
[17:14] ---
    What is going on here?
[17:16] ---
    What is this smoke?
[17:18] ---
    Constable Vrubel, secure the hostage.
[17:22] ---
    He's crazy!
[17:24] ---
    Yeah. When they hit Phase 3,
[17:26] ---
    you're allowed to get...
[17:30] ---
    ...a little crazy.
[17:33] ---
    Hostage secured!
[17:44] ---
    Time for your medicine.
[17:58] ---
    Hell yes!
[18:05] ---
    The hostage-taker appears
    to have surrendered!
[18:07] ---
    I'm not the hostage-taker!
[18:10] ---
    Ask a detective named Doug
    Billingham! He'll tell you!
[18:14] ---
    He's gone!
[18:20] ---
    You're looking good, Jefferson.
[18:23] ---
    Thanks to you.
[18:24] ---
    My family almost ended up homeless.
[18:27] ---
    No, I didn't do anything...
[18:29] ---
    It's thanks to you.
[18:35] ---
    You finally went and did it, Kirill.
[18:38] ---
    No, but that was...
[18:39] ---
    Precinct 6's reputation is in tatters!
[18:43] ---
    I'll admit that it took courage,
[18:46] ---
    but you still put the lives of a
    hostage and an officer in danger!
[18:51] ---
    I'm sorry to say this, but there's
    no place for you here anymore.
[18:55] ---
    The brass has a new home for you: here.
[19:00] Gu
    On the org chart, we're part of the police,
[19:02] Gi
    Hey, there.
[19:04] Gi
    How you doing, Travis?
[19:04] Gu
    but we answer to the Lisvalletta military.
[19:07] Gi
    New kid?
[19:08] Gu
    This gives us a degree of freedom.
[19:13] Gu
    This is...
[19:15] Gu
    ...your office.
[19:29] Gi
    Move.
[19:30] Gu
    That's Pink. She works for me.
[19:33] Gu
    There's also people with names
    like "Boxer" and "Robot."
[19:36] Gu
    By the way, people call me "Boss."
[19:40] Gu
    I hope you will, too.
[19:41] Gu
    Um... why me?
[19:45] Gu
    The man we were going to bring
    in for the post turned us down.
[19:49] Gu
    Jefferson. You know him, right?
[19:52] Gu
    Of course, you've got the
    right to refuse, as well.
[19:55] Gu
    But, part of the reason we're offering you
    this job is his strong recommendation.
[19:59] Gu
    You?
[20:00] Gu
    Yo.
[20:01] Gu
    We work in pairs, most of the time.
[20:05] Gu
    We call it the Double Decker system.
[20:07] Gu
    D-Double Decker?
[20:10] Gu
    He's "Veteran," your new partner. AKA...
[20:13] Gu
    ...Doug Billingham.
[20:15] Gu
    Welcome to the SEVEN-O Special
    Crime Investigation Unit.
[20:19] Gu
    This is a goodbye present from Jefferson.
[20:23] Gu
    He says it's a good-luck charm,
[20:25] Gu
    "Rookie"...
[20:30] Gu
    Now, Kirill is a step or
    two closer to his dream!
[20:35] Gu
    His new life as "Rookie,"
[20:37] Gu
    a detective for the SEVEN-O Special Crime
    Investigation Unit, was about to begin!
[22:18] Gu
    My name is Kay Rochefort,
[22:19] Gu
    I'm transferring to the Special Crime
    Investigation Unit as of today!
[22:22] Gu
    She'll be working with Pink.
[22:25] Gu
    Her nickname will be "Rookie!"
[22:27] Gu
    Dismissed.
[22:30] Background
    Try not to slow me down too much, okay?
[22:32] Background
    Yes, I'll do my best.
[22:33] Gu
    What about me? I'm a rookie, too, right?
[22:36] Gu
    True. But you've been here longer than she
    has, even if it's only for a single day.
[22:43] Gu
    So your new nickname is "Perm."
[22:46] Gu
    I don't have a perm, though.
[22:49] Gu
    I know. That's why I put in a
    reservation for you to get one.
[22:52] Gu
    Wait, you're kidding, right? I can't
    get a perm with hair like this!
[22:56] Gu
    Okay, but your other options
    are "Okappa" and "Dead guy."
[23:01] Gu
    Why are those my only options?
    There has to be others, right?
[23:04] Gu
    You think so, do you?
    Perm's a much better choice, isn't it?
[23:08] Gu
    Right?
[23:11] Gu
    Okappa.
[23:11] Gu
    What? Come on, Perm is way better!
[23:15] Gu
    "Okappa" is practically an insult!
[23:16] Gu
    Okappa.
[23:17] Gu
    Um, do you all call each
    other by nicknames here?
[23:21] Gu
    That's just Travis.
SIGN    Inspector Yuri Fujishiro
[23:23] Gu
    He loves that stuff.
SIGN    Inspector Deana del Rio
[23:26] Gu
    That stupid "Double Decker" name is
    one he came up with on his own, too.
[23:31] Gu
    That's right. Travis wanted
    a character with a perm.
SIGN    Senior Constable Maxine Silverstone
[23:35] Gu
    Right. The only thing he asked for
    when he was looking for a new hire
SIGN    Chief Inspector Travis Murphy
[23:38] Gu
    was that they have a perm!
[23:40] Gu
    Good thing you got here a day late, huh?
SIGN    Sergeant Doug Billingham
[23:43] Gu
    Otherwise you would've had to get a perm.
[23:46] Gu
    Your only choice is "Perm."
SIGN    Constable Kay Rochefort
[23:48] Gu
    Okappa!
SIGN    Constable Kirill Vrubel
[23:49] Gu
    Perm!
[23:50] Gu
    Okappa!
[23:55] Gu
    Okappa, AKA Kirill, has begun to
    enjoy his new life as a detective!
[24:01] Gu
    But the time soon comes for him
    to say goodbye to that life!
[24:04] Gu
    1\an8}Double Decker* Episode 2:
    "Farewell, Detective Okappa!"
SIGN    Farewell, Detective Okappa!
[24:08] Gu
    Don't miss it!

E2 - Farewell Detective Okappa

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[00:04] Gu
    Don't worry.
[00:05] Gu
    We can trust Morgan.
[00:07] Gu
    I'm not saying that I don't believe you.
[00:09] Gu
    Let's go.
[00:12] Gu
    Now I can be a hero!
[00:16] ---
    This is SEVEN-O!
[00:18] Gu
    Allow me to explain for first-time viewers!
[00:22] Gu
    He's a woman!
[00:23] Gu
    Just kidding! He's a man!
[00:25] Gu
    And this is a story about heroes...
[00:28] Gu
    ...except it's not!
[00:29] Gu
    It's a story about detectives that you're
    paying for with your tax dollars!
[02:06] Gu
    About a week before what you just saw...
SIGN    About a week ago
[02:09] Gu
    I'd just become a detective,
    codenamed "Rookie,"
[02:11] Gu
    which quickly changed into "Okappa."
[02:16] Gu
    I'd taken my first step towards
    being a hero, when...
[02:21] (Flashback) Gu
    I'm sorry, Okappa.
[02:22] (Flashback) Gu
    You're fired.
SIGN    Fired
[02:24] Gu
    The next day, they told me I was fired.
[02:29] (Flashback) Gu
    Wait... I don't understand.
[02:32] (Flashback) Gu
    I made a mistake.
[02:34] (Flashback) Gu
    We had one open slot, not two.
[02:36] (Flashback) Gu
    And that one slot was supposed to go to Kay.
[02:38] (Flashback) Gu
    Yeah. You were never supposed
    to be here in the first place.
[02:42] (Flashback) Gu
    I'm sorry, Okappa.
[02:43] (Flashback) Gu
    This is an order from above.
    Go back to your old job.
[02:46] (Flashback) Gu
    You can't do this! I just got here!
[02:49] (Flashback) Gu
    I'll tell you who the real
    victim is, though...
[02:51] (Flashback) Gu
    It's me. This is probably
    going to cost me a promotion.
[02:57] (Flashback) Gu
    Sorry!
[03:00] Gu
    As he heard the words his supervisor should
    have put more thought into before saying,
[03:04] Gu
    Kirill said to himself,
[03:05] Gu
    "I get it! This is a trial laid
    out for me by the god of heroes!"
[03:12] (Flashback) Gu
    So that's it...
[03:14] (Flashback) Gu
    Give me a week, then.
[03:16] (Flashback) Gu
    If I can't achieve anything in that time,
[03:19] (Flashback) Gu
    I'll gladly leave.
[03:21] (Flashback) Gu
    But if I can, and you change your
    mind and decide you need me,
[03:26] (Flashback) Gu
    talk to your bosses again.
[03:32] Gu
    That's right! He's an idiot!
[03:37] Gu
    But, then Kirill realized...
[03:40] Gu
    There was no way his boss would accept this!
[03:42] Gu
    There was nothing in it for Travis!
[03:46] Gu
    But...!
[03:47] (Flashback) Gu
    Very well. If you can do that,
    I'll think about it.
[03:51] Gu
    That's right! He's also an idiot!
[03:54] (Flashback) Gi
    Hey, we've got another
    idiot to deal with now.
[03:57] (Flashback) Gi
    Can't you do something?
[03:58] (Flashback) Gu
    He looks fun to have around, right?
[04:01] Gu
    As long as a crime happens, I'll be
    able to keep my end of the deal.
[04:05] Gu
    That's what I thought then.
[04:07] Gu
    But...
[04:11] (Flashback) Gu
    There's no crime!
[04:14] Gu
    Meetings, paperwork...
[04:17] Gu
    Extra training and overtime
    in the evenings...
[04:19] Gu
    It was nothing like how I envisioned
    a detective's job to be...
[04:23] Gu
    It was all boring desk work.
[04:26] Gu
    And when we did get called out...
[04:27] (Flashback) Gu
    God, you're so stupid!
[04:30] (Flashback) Gu
    I know you are, but what am I?
[04:32] Gu
    It was boring undercover investigations
    for this Phase 1 stuff...
[04:37] Gu
    And this Doug guy...
[04:39] Gu
    I just can't figure out what's
    going through his head.
[04:44] Gu
    Is he really the same guy?
[04:48] (Flashback) Gu
    It's just two lovers
    screaming at each other.
[04:51] (Flashback) Gu
    Is there any point in watching this?
[04:53] (Flashback) Gu
    Yeah? Guess it's time to take
    them off the list, then.
[04:57] (Flashback) Gu
    Oh, he looks nasty!
[05:00] (Flashback) Gu
    Want to check him out?
[05:02] (Flashback) Gu
    Deana's going after him.
[05:07] Gu
    I'm not expecting much out
    of this one, either...
[05:11] Gu
    I've only got two days left!
[05:13] (Flashback) Gu
    When a man's desperate for a win,
    he tends to get a little sloppy.
[05:18] (Flashback) Gu
    Who are you?
[05:19] (Flashback) Gu
    Have you really played all
    the cards in your hand?
[05:22] Gu
    Wait, who are you?
[05:24] (Flashback) Gu
    No...
[05:26] Gu
    That's it! That's just
    what I needed to hear!
[05:29] Gu
    Thank you, guy I've never met!
[05:31] Gu
    With the help of a hint
    from a guy I'd never met,
[05:34] Gu
    I went to meet Morgan the informant.
[05:36] (Flashback) Gu
    Hey there...
[05:37] (Flashback) Gu
    It's been a while.
[05:41] (Flashback) Gu
    So, you're a detective now, kid?
[05:43] (Flashback) Gu
    Yeah. Any good info for me?
[05:46] (Flashback) Gu
    Yeah. Remember Billy the Coin Collector,
[05:49] (Flashback) Gu
    that petty thief you picked up a while ago?
[05:52] (Flashback) Gu
    He just got out, and he's been going around
[05:55] (Flashback) Gu
    bragging about a big job he's got coming up.
[05:57] (Flashback) Gu
    A big job? What is it?
[05:59] (Flashback) Gu
    This one's on the house.
[06:01] (Flashback) Gu
    The rumor is it's got to do with Anthem.
[06:07] (Flashback) Gu
    Anthem smuggling? You're sure about this?
[06:10] (Flashback) Gu
    Yup. Morgan's never given me bad info!
[06:15] Gu
    I knew it.
[06:17] Gu
    I can tell what he's thinking.
[06:19] Gu
    He's got a look on his face
    like he's trying to come up
[06:21] Gu
    with some way to get out of doing this.
[06:23] Gu
    But I'm not backing down—
[06:24] (Flashback) Gu
    You know, your face kind
    of looks like a girl's.
[06:29] (Flashback) Gu
    Sure. Let's go.
[06:32] (Flashback) Gu
    Hey!
[06:35] Gu
    And so, I got what was probably
    my last chance to be a hero.
[06:42] (Flashback) Gu
    Billy got his start as a petty
    thief with no relatives.
[06:45] (Flashback) Gu
    He had zero connections
    when he got out of prison.
[06:48] (Flashback) Gu
    If he wanted to make a lot of money,
[06:50] (Flashback) Gu
    Anthem smuggling would be
    the only way to do it.
[06:52] (Flashback) Gu
    I see. Interesting.
[06:55] (Flashback) Gu
    Anthem's dangerous stuff.
[06:57] (Flashback) Gu
    It sells for a lot of money
    to the right buyer, right?
[06:59] (Flashback) Gu
    Yeah, I guess.
[07:00] (Flashback) Gu
    Don't worry.
[07:01] (Flashback) Gu
    We can trust Morgan.
[07:03] (Flashback) Gu
    I'm not saying that I don't believe you.
[07:16] (Flashback) Gu
    Is this...?
[07:17] (Flashback) Gu
    You can't go in there unarmed, right?
[07:27] (Flashback) Gu
    Derick.
[07:29] (Flashback) Gu
    Let's go.
[07:31] Gu
    This is SEVEN-O!
[07:32] Gu
    Everyone, hands behind your
    head, and hands on the floor!
[07:37] Gu
    Hands behind our head...?
[07:39] Gu
    And then on the floor?
[07:40] Gu
    You're asking an awful lot of them.
    They're not sure what to do.
[07:47] ---
    Like this?
[07:48] ---
    No, like this.
[07:49] Gu
    This is Anthem, isn't it?
[07:58] Gu
    Monkeys?
[08:03] Gu
    Thank you all for cooperation, everyone.
[08:06] Gu
    Don't worry.
[08:08] Gu
    This was just a training exercise.
[08:22] Gu
    Don't you have something to say?
[08:25] Gu
    Like "Don't let it get you down."
[08:26] Gu
    "Everyone makes mistakes."
[08:29] Gu
    That's what's supposed to happen now, right?
[08:31] Gu
    Yeah... Your idea that it was
    Anthem smuggling was a good one.
[08:39] Gu
    Anthem's become incredibly popular
    over the last few years,
[08:43] Gu
    and since it's so much riskier
    to handle than other drugs,
[08:46] Gu
    dealers can make a hell
    of a lot of money off it.
[08:48] Gu
    It's been common lately for people
    who are down on their luck
[08:52] Gu
    to try and strike it rich dealing
    Anthem, only to ruin their lives.
[09:04] Gu
    That could've been me, maybe.
[09:08] Gu
    We were orphans.
[09:11] Gu
    "We"?
[09:12] Gu
    I had an older sister.
[09:14] Gu
    But she disappeared a decade ago,
    and that was the last time I saw her.
[09:20] Gu
    That's why I became a cop; to look for her.
[09:23] Gu
    I wanted information.
[09:25] Gu
    And that's when I met Morgan.
[09:31] Gu
    But, now that I'm a cop,
[09:34] Gu
    it's not like I thought it would be.
[09:37] Gu
    I thought I'd have more freedom
    if I became a detective, but...
[09:42] Gu
    I don't know.
[09:44] Gu
    Hey, why did you become a cop?
[09:47] Gu
    You don't have to tell me if you
    don't want to, but I'd like to know.
[09:53] Gu
    We were talking about the monkeys?
[09:55] Gu
    We weren't talking about the monkeys!
[09:58] Gu
    Then, what were we talking about?
[10:00] Gu
    Why you became a detective!
[10:03] Gu
    No real reason.
[10:05] Gu
    I see.
[10:07] Gu
    Maybe that's just how it works.
[10:09] Gu
    No, there was a reason.
[10:10] Gu
    There was?!
[10:11] Gu
    I don't know if it's why I became a cop,
[10:13] Gu
    but there's something I
    want to rid the world of.
[10:16] Gu
    You mean Anthem?
[10:21] Gu
    SEVEN-O HQ, calling all units!
SIGN    Communications Officer
     Sophie Gainsbourg
[10:23] Gu
    SEVEN-O HQ, calling all units!
SIGN    SEVEN-O Comms Room
[10:25] Gu
    A riot has broken out at
    Desperatio Prison in Ignis Base.
[10:29] Gu
    One guard has been wounded.
[10:31] Gu
    The man behind the riot is
    believed to be Henry Glen,
[10:34] Gu
    who was sentenced to life imprisonment.
[10:36] Gu
    He and several others are attempting to
    take advantage of the chaos and escape.
SIGN    Desperatio Penitentiary
[10:41] Gu
    The police believe that the
    escapees are still on the island,
[10:46] Gu
    and have sealed Sanctus Bridge,
    the only way in or out.
SIGN    Sanctus Bridge
[10:51] Gu
    All officers are to be on standby
    for more information, and...
[10:56] Gu
    This is Billingham.
[10:57] Gu
    You there, Deana?
[10:57] Gu
    Doug, where are you?
[10:59] Gu
    Deana, is it the same guard?
[11:02] Gu
    Yeah. Rob Lotz.
[11:04] Gu
    I'm on my way to nab him.
[11:05] Gu
    Rob Lotz?
[11:06] Gu
    Yeah. Deana was investigating him.
[11:24] Gu
    Shouldn't we be on our way to the prison?
[11:26] Gu
    Calm down. It's not under
    our jurisdiction yet.
[11:29] Gu
    It's still not?
[11:30] Gu
    Nope. If my guess is right—
[11:32] Gu
    Doug! Rob spilled the beans.
[11:34] Gu
    The bastard gave Anthem to
    that prisoner named Henry,
[11:36] Gu
    the one who started the riot.
[11:38] Gu
    Roger!
[11:42] Gu
    What's this got to do with the riot?
[11:44] Gu
    Isn't Anthem just a drug?
[11:47] Gu
    Is it that dangerous?
[11:49] Gu
    It is. Like any drug, it gives you a
    sense of omnipotence and pleasure,
[11:53] Gu
    but what makes it particularly nasty is
    that it removes all your natural limiters.
[11:57] Gu
    Is that Overdrive?
[11:59] Gu
    No, that's something else.
[12:02] Gu
    Where are we going?
[12:05] Gu
    The crime scene.
[12:06] Gu
    Isn't it that bridge?
[12:08] Gu
    The escapees are probably
    off the island by now.
[12:12] Gu
    They swam.
[12:14] Gu
    What do you mean?
[12:16] Gu
    I calculated where you'd end up if you
    swam, based off the tidal currents.
[12:22] Gu
    The tides would take you right to that
    warehouse the informant told you about.
[12:27] Gu
    He said it involved Anthem, right?
[12:31] Gu
    If he's right, those containers were placed
    there to allow the prisoners to escape.
[12:40] Gu
    He did say Anthem was involved,
    but don't you need more than that...
[12:44] Gu
    Yeah, intuition.
[12:45] Gu
    Intuition?!
[12:46] Gu
    There was something bothering me, though.
[12:49] Gu
    The monkeys.
[12:51] Gu
    Monkeys?
[12:52] Gu
    There were plastic bottles filled
    with water in that container.
[12:57] Gu
    Can a monkey open a plastic bottle?
[13:01] Gu
    Well, maybe, I guess.
[13:05] Gu
    But what do you think?
[13:07] Gu
    They could... Maybe?
[13:10] Gu
    I see. Never mind, then.
[13:12] Gu
    No, you're right! It is weird!
[13:15] Gu
    Right?
[13:18] Gu
    Y-You're kidding me!
[13:21] Gu
    A bomber...
[13:23] Gu
    A robber!
[13:25] Gu
    And he's a serial killer!
[13:28] Gu
    They're all infamous criminals!
[13:32] Gu
    Who is this guy?
[13:35] Gu
    But, if I'm running into this on my last day,
[13:38] Gu
    it means that Lady Luck really is on my side!
[13:40] Gu
    This time, I'm going to...
[13:42] Gu
    We're going back to the car.
[13:43] Gu
    ...I'm going to go back to the car!
[13:45] Gu
    Henry's not here.
[13:48] Gu
    That's not good.
[13:52] Gu
    Why are we just leaving them there?
[13:56] Gu
    I called the police HQ, it's fine.
[13:58] Gu
    They'll deal with it.
[14:00] Gu
    No, I mean...
[14:01] Gu
    Our job is to deal with Anthem cases.
[14:04] Gu
    Give me the routes the ambulances
    are taking to the hospital.
[14:06] Gu
    One of them should be taking
    the injured from the prison.
[14:09] Gi
    Roger.
[14:11] Gu
    Henry probably used the gang
    at the warehouse as a decoy,
[14:14] Gu
    chose a simpler and more
    certain route to escape.
[14:20] Gu
    Sorry to keep bothering you.
[14:23] Gu
    The injured are definitely guards.
[14:26] Gu
    I checked their IDs and
    matched their fingerprints.
[14:29] Gu
    Of course, if this Henry guy
    transformed into someone else,
[14:33] Gu
    he might get away.
[14:34] Gu
    Um, can I go?
[14:36] Gu
    Sure, I guess.
[14:38] Gu
    Wait.
[14:39] Gu
    You're a handsome guy.
[14:42] Gu
    Who are you with? What precinct?
[14:44] Gu
    Give me your ID.
[14:46] Gu
    W-W-Wait—
[14:47] Gu
    What is wrong with you people?
[14:48] Gu
    If you don't have one,
    would you let me see your collar?
[14:54] Gu
    Wait!
[14:55] Gu
    Let's follow them.
[14:59] Gu
    The escaped convict is heading
    south on West Magnalupus.
[15:03] Gu
    Requesting backup.
[15:04] Gu
    What the hell's going on?
[15:06] Gu
    Overdrive.
[15:07] Gu
    Henry went into an Anthem-induced
    Overdrive to gain that handsome face.
[15:12] Gu
    That driver is Henry?!
[15:14] Gu
    I don't understand!
[15:16] Gu
    Now that Henry looked like somebody else,
[15:18] Gu
    he came up with the safest way to
    get out of the prison possible.
[15:23] (Flashback) Gu
    Handsome!
[15:33] Gu
    Crap!
[15:53] Gu
    Stop the car! Stop the car!
[15:54] Gu
    Anthem alters the human genome.
[15:57] Gu
    So, sometimes it can induce rapid evolution.
[16:00] Gu
    That's what Overdrive is.
[16:02] Gu
    Exposition? Now?
[16:07] Gu
    We're gonna go a little fast.
[16:23] Gu
    We can assume that the
    handsome face he acquired was
[16:26] Gu
    intended to provide him with
    an evolutionary advantage.
[16:29] Gu
    What? What?!
[16:47] Gu
    Essentially, he was "chosen."
[16:53] Gu
    But...
[16:54] Gu
    Evolution can be a strange thing, sometimes.
[16:58] Gu
    Save me!
[17:14] Gu
    Time for your medicine.
[17:21] Gu
    You okay?
[17:23] Gu
    Is this the hospital?
[17:24] Gu
    Another ambulance is on its way.
[17:26] Gu
    Anybody who can walk, come here.
[17:27] Gu
    I'll help you up.
[17:30] Gu
    Who is this guy?
[17:36] Gu
    Damn.
[17:37] Gu
    In the end, we just arrested
    the one guy, huh?
[17:40] Gu
    And I barely did a thing.
[17:43] Gu
    Don't let it get you down.
[17:46] Gu
    I'll buy you a drink.
[17:49] Gu
    Why'd you let the guys in
    the warehouse get away?
[17:53] Gu
    You're still thinking about that, huh?
[17:55] Gu
    Of course I am!
[17:57] Gu
    That was my chance to be a hero.
[17:59] Gu
    Our job is to deal with Anthem stuff only.
[18:02] Gu
    I told you that.
[18:03] Gu
    That's just an excuse to run.
[18:05] Gu
    You were just scared.
[18:07] Gu
    That's part of it.
[18:09] Gu
    Of course, I was scared of those guys.
[18:12] Gu
    Are you always like this when you're drunk?
[18:14] Gi
    All of the escaped prisoners were arrested...
[18:16] Gu
    Listen, I'm not like you.
[18:19] Gu
    I'm gonna be a hero!
[18:22] Gu
    For just fifteen minutes.
[18:24] Gu
    For just fifteen minutes,
    anybody can be a hero.
[18:29] Gi
    And now, news about a hero dog!
[18:31] Gu
    The next day, everyone forgets them.
[18:37] Gu
    I'm not saying it's wrong to be a hero.
[18:41] Gu
    But... the most dramatic ones die first.
[18:46] Gu
    One of our officers got set up during
    an undercover investigation of him.
[18:53] Gu
    There's something I want
    to rid the world of.
[18:57] Gu
    Bye.
[19:05] Gu
    Doug!
[19:07] Gu
    You want to rid the world of Anthem, right?
[19:11] Gu
    Let me help you!
[19:14] Gu
    You'll never get rid of Anthem.
[19:16] Gu
    Another person trying to stop
    it won't change a thing.
[19:18] Gu
    I may not be able to take the
    place of that Derick guy,
[19:22] Gu
    but I can be useful somehow, I know it!
[19:24] Gu
    That's why you recommended
    me for the job, right?
[19:30] Gu
    Let me be your Double Decker!
[19:36] Gu
    Don't say that so loud.
[19:38] Gu
    It's embarrassing.
[19:42] Gu
    Looks like you misunderstood me somehow.
[19:45] Gu
    It's not Anthem that I
    want to rid the world of.
[19:50] Gu
    Then, is it crime?
[19:51] Gu
    Nope.
[19:52] Gu
    Then what is it?
[19:54] Gu
    Tell me!
[19:56] Gu
    What is it you want to rid the world of?
[19:59] Gu
    There're two things.
[20:01] Gu
    Two things?
[20:02] Gu
    One is poverty.
[20:03] Gu
    Poverty...
[20:06] Gu
    The other is class.
[20:09] Gu
    Those are the two things I
    want to rid the world of.
[20:18] Gu
    Poverty and class...
[20:23] Gu
    Wow. He's got incredible ambitions!
[20:30] Gu
    And so, my week came to an end.
[20:35] Gu
    I didn't accomplish much of anything,
[20:38] Gu
    so I'm probably fired.
[20:40] Gu
    Part of me wishes I could stay longer,
[20:42] Gu
    but strangely, I don't feel any regrets.
[20:47] Gu
    Where's Doug?
[20:48] Gi
    I haven't seem him today, actually.
[20:51] Gu
    I see.
[20:52] Gu
    That's right.
[20:54] Gu
    Just meeting the man named Doug
    made coming here worth it.
[21:00] Gi
    Hey, Okappa.
[21:03] Gi
    Travis is calling you.
[21:05] Gu
    Yeah.
[21:07] Gu
    More than anything, he reminded me...
[21:11] Gu
    That I don't want to be a 15 minute hero,
[21:15] Gu
    but a hero who can protect my big sister.
SIGN    Farewell, Detective Okappa!
[21:24] Gu
    What's this?
[21:26] Gu
    It's your uniform and stuff. Duh.
[21:30] Gu
    I barely accomplished anything, though.
[21:36] Gu
    Oh, you're right.
[21:38] Gu
    But... I guess it was okay.
[21:42] Gu
    A lot of stuff happened, and in
    the end, I guess it was okay.
[21:52] Gu
    People will probably think you're
    a girl if we call you Okappa.
[21:57] Gu
    I know...
[21:58] Gu
    From now on, you're "Buzz-Cut!"
[22:02] Gu
    You look great, Buzz-Cut.
[22:08] Gu
    And so, I guess it was okay for Kirill,
[22:11] Gu
    because he is now an official member of
    the Special Crime Investigation Forces!
[22:17] Gu
    And thus, he took another step on the
    staircase towards becoming a hero!
[23:55] Gu
    Kirill begins his second
    life as Detective Buzz-Cut!
[23:59] Gu
    For the first time in his life,
    Kirill faces the prospect of romance.
[24:02] Gu
    Or maybe he doesn't, actually!
[24:04] Gu
    Next time on Double Decker Episode 3:
    "Your Rival is Your Partner's Partner!"
SIGN    Your Rival is Your Partner's Partner!
[24:07] Gu
    It's a must-see!

E3 - Your Rival is Your Partner's Partner!

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[00:00] Narr
    The AP-01 "Sylvia" is the first gun
    capable of firing anti-AMS bullets.
[00:09] Narr
    And the man you see holding the gun is
    the young genius scientist, Doctor...
[00:13] Dina
    Apple!
[00:14] Dina
    I'm taking a type 1.
SIGN    Apple Bieber
[00:18] Dina
    You listening to me, Apple Bieber?
[00:20] Apple
    That's Doctor Apple!
[00:21] Max
    I need maintenance done on
    this thing ASAP, Apple.
[00:24] Apple
    Doctor!
[00:25] yuri
    Thank you, Apple.
[00:27] Apple
    Call me "Doctor," damn it!
[00:32] Kay
    Um...
[00:34] Apple
    How much time does it take
    for an Eye System scan?
[00:37] Kay
    4.5 seconds on average.
[00:39] Apple
    Even the most experienced detective
    is still going to lose a few seconds.
[00:42] Apple
    Which means they can't miss.
[00:45] Apple
    That's why we let you customize
    it into rifles and handguns.
[00:49] Apple
    But, start with a Sylvia.
[00:52] Apple
    If you start using one
    you're not ready for...
[00:58] Apple
    That's what happens to you.
[01:00] Kirill
    I want this big one!
SIGN    #03 Your Rival Is Your Partner's Partner!
[02:33] Kirill
    This is the SCIU!
[02:34] Kirill
    Whoosh! Whoosh, whoosh!
[02:36] Kirill
    Throw down your weapons and surrender!
[02:38] Kirill
    Bang!
[02:40] Kirill
    I'm so cool!
[02:44] Kirill
    When did you get here?
[02:46] Doug
    Around "Whoosh! Whoosh, whoosh," I think.
[02:48] Kirill
    Seriously?!
[02:50] Doug
    We've got a meeting to get
    to, Constable Vrubel.
[02:53] Kirill
    Wait!
[02:55] Kirill
    Let's take it easy.
[02:58] Kirill
    Just call me "Kirill," or "Partner."
[03:02] Doug
    Oh. Yeah, sure.
[03:05] Doug
    Let's go, then.
[03:07] Kirill
    You're not going to say it?
[03:10] Travis
    They're getting them from a place inside
    the Igniscastrum industrial zone,
[03:14] Travis
    from a guy calling himself "Bamboo Man."
[03:17] Travis
    The man wears a mask when he meets them
    and they don't know what he looks like,
[03:21] Travis
    but his teeth are made of jewels, like this.
[03:23] Dina
    Kind of defeats the point
    of hiding his face.
[03:26] Travis
    The buyer doesn't know where
    the Anthem's coming from,
[03:29] Travis
    and our job...
[03:31] Doug
    ...is to go undercover and find
    out, then destroy the place.
[03:33] Kirill
    Me and Doug will do it!
[03:35] Travis
    You catch on quick, Buzz-Cut.
[03:37] Kirill
    Let's kick some ass, partner!
[03:39] Max
    Do you know what the word
    "undercover" means?
[03:42] Dina
    Idiot Buzz-Cut.
[03:43] Doug
    Trying to search an entire industrial zone
[03:46] Doug
    is like throwing darts at
    a board while blindfolded.
[03:49] Kirill
    You and I can make it happen, Doug!
[03:51] Travis
    That's the spirit, Buzz-Cut!
[03:53] Doug
    No, I don't know about that...
[03:55] Yuri
    Shall we accompany you on the investigation?
[03:58] Max
    This was our case to begin with.
[04:01] Travis
    This is kind of a training
    exercise for him too, though.
[04:05] Kay
    I think this is a local
    paper from southwest Ignis!
[04:09] Kirill
    How can you tell?
[04:11] Kay
    This is Ignis pie, a delicacy from that area!
[04:14] Kirill
    So?
[04:15] Kay
    If they're using a color photograph
    for a strike of this size,
[04:19] Kay
    it's gotta be somebody local.
[04:21] Doug
    Saves us the trouble of looking
    through the microfiche.
[04:23] Travis
    Speed is the most important
    part of police work!
[04:25] Travis
    Good job, Rookie.
[04:27] Kay
    No, it's nothing...
[04:29] Dina
    Kay, you go with them.
[04:32] Dina
    Travis says it's a training exercise.
[04:35] Max
    You're just sick of babysitting.
[04:38] Kay
    Is that okay?
[04:39] Travis
    Let's believe in Pink's decision.
[04:44] Doug
    What's wrong?
[04:46] Kirill
    This is our first case since
    we became partners, right?
[04:49] Kirill
    I was hoping the two of
    us could work together...
[04:53] Doug
    You can't choose your partner,
[04:55] Doug
    just like you can't choose
    where you were born.
[05:03] Landlady
    If you're running away, pay the rent first.
[05:07] Kirill
    Stay out of my room, damn it!
[05:09] Kirill
    I'm going away for a while on work!
[05:12] Kirill
    Water my plant while I'm gone, okay?
[05:15] LandLlady
    Fine...
[05:17] Kirill
    Need my tooth brush, too...
[05:17] LandLlady
    Relationship trouble?
[05:20] kirill
    H-How did you know?
[05:24] Narr
    "Struggling with Relationships:
[05:26] Narr
    How to Deepen Connections in Ways
    Even a Monkey Can Understand"...
[05:28] Kirill
    Shut up, old lady.
[05:29] Kirill
    It's not like that.
[05:30] Landlady
    Here.
[05:32] Landlady
    If you want to win somebody's heart,
[05:34] Landlady
    the fastest way is through the stomach.
[05:36] Kirill
    O-Old lady...
[05:42] Kirill
    I just happened to pass by one of these.
[05:45] Doug
    That place has good doughnuts, yeah.
[05:53] Kirill
    You can have them.
[05:54] Doug
    The Southwestern region is a highly
    advanced, heavy industrial zone
[05:57] Doug
    where most of the nation's crude
    oil refineries are located.
[06:00] Doug
    The factory districts are such mazes that
    these gondolas are the primary
[06:04] Doug
    method citizens used to move around.
[06:06] Doug
    The police occasionally have security
    checkpoints at the gondola loading zones,
[06:12] Doug
    but they haven't accomplished much...
[06:14] Kirill
    I can tell exactly what's
    going to happen next!
[06:18] Kirill
    I'm gonna do something
    that's well... amazing!
[06:21] Kirill
    You saved me, buddy!
[06:23] Kirill
    Naturally, buddy.
[06:25] Kirill
    I'm your buddy, after all.
[06:27] Narr
    Even in his fantasies, he has no imagination!
[06:28] Kirill
    Buddy.
[06:29] Kirill
    Buddy.
[06:30] Narr
    What a shame!
[06:31] Kirill
    Buddy.
[06:31] Kay
    I see!
[06:32] Kay
    So you're saying the only factory
    that could produce large amounts
[06:36] Kay
    of Anthem is GG Oil, huh?
[06:38] Doug
    Smart.
[06:39] Kirill
    I need to deepen our bond
    before the moment comes.
[06:43] Doug
    I'm hungry.
[06:45] Kirill
    Kay, give him a dough—
[06:53] Kirill
    So, are we busting our way into the factory?
[06:55] Kay
    Kirill, that gun...
[06:57] Kirill
    We're busting in, right? Right?
[07:00] Doug
    For now, you can hold this.
[07:03] Doug
    We need evidence to get inside.
[07:06] Kay
    So we gather evidence by pretending
    we're filming something!
[07:09] Kirill
    But...
[07:10] Doug
    There're too many people
    here to sneak in, aren't there?
[07:12] Kirill
    What kind of filming are
    we supposed to be doing?
[07:15] Doug
    What else?
[07:16] Joel
    Workers deserve rights!
[07:18] Men
    Rights!
[07:20] Joel
    We are not expendable!
[07:24] Men
    We're not expendable!
[07:27] Joel
    We don't get days off
    and we barely get paid!
[07:30] Joel
    I can't buy new socks or
    milk for my daughter.
[07:34] Kirill
    Seriously?
[07:35] Joel
    "Seriously?"
[07:36] Kirill
    Um, how long have you been on strike?
[07:40] Joel
    It'll be six months soon.
[07:42] Kirill
    So long?
[07:45] Harry
    "Feed the fire until the flames of
    hope burn every last fool to ash."
[07:55] Harry
    I'm Harry Botoms, head of the union.
[07:57] Kirill
    Nice to meet you...
[08:00] Harry
    I'm sorry. I have lung disease...
[08:03] Kirill
    Oh, no...
[08:04] Joel
    It's all because of the gas from the factory!
[08:09] Joel
    The owners say that they don't know
    anything about it, but they're lying!
[08:13] Joel
    Harry's destroyed his health
    trying to make sure that
[08:17] Joel
    nobody else becomes a victim like him...
[08:19] Kirill
    Why would you go so far?
[08:22] Harry
    They're willing to hurt others
    just to line their pockets.
[08:26] Harry
    And I can't stand that.
[08:31] Kirill
    He's a real hero!
[08:33] Joel
    We're fine here.
[08:34] Joel
    Get some rest.
[08:37] Doug
    Oh, sorry.
[08:39] joel
    Are you okay?
[08:41] Kirill
    Sorry...
[08:45] Kay
    Good job, Kay!
[08:48] Harry
    I hope that management gives in soon...
[08:52] Kirill
    Um...
[08:55] Kirill
    Hang in there!
[09:00] Doug
    Didn't see him.
[09:02] Doug
    I didn't see any of the union members
    who had jewels for front teeth.
[09:05] Kay
    I can't imagine that Bamboo Man
    would be one of them...
[09:09] Kirill
    They can't even buy socks.
[09:11] Kirill
    How are they supposed to
    afford jeweled teeth?!
[09:13] Kirill
    It's the factory that's suspicious, right?
[09:14] Doug
    Want to go there, then?
[09:17] Manager
    So this is the factory floor.
[09:20] Doug
    So you can pouch the oil?
[09:21] Kirill
    So this is what he meant?
[09:22] Manager
    No, that's just left over
    from a long time ago...
[09:25] Doug
    Left over?
[09:26] Manager
    We used to make plastics and
    asphalt, all kinds of things.
[09:31] Manager
    But now, as you can see...
[09:33] Manager
    All we do is load the refined
    heavy oil on to the trucks...
[09:39] Kirill
    Are you willing to negotiate with them?
[09:41] Kay
    Kirill?
[09:42] Manager
    If we listened to everything
    the union bitched about,
[09:45] Manager
    we'd be out of business in a week.
[09:48] Kirill
    But Harry and the others got lung disease
    because of the factory!
[09:51] Manager
    Is there any proof it was the factory?
[09:53] Kirill
    I don't think—
[09:55] Manager
    It's that kind of irresponsible jumping to
    conclusions that makes us out to be the bad guys.
[09:58] Manager
    We have our jobs to think
    about, too, you know.
[10:01] Kirill
    But...
[10:05] Manager
    Hey!
[10:09] Doug
    This conveyor belt's
    cleaner than the others.
[10:11] Manager
    W-We're in the middle of
    maintenance right now...
[10:14] Kirill
    Don't you have more important
    things to spend money on?
[10:16] Doug
    You're taking this reporter job seriously.
[10:18] Kirill
    Of course I am!
[10:28] Doug
    There's not enough for a raid.
[10:30] kirill
    But that was the same paper that
    the Anthem was wrapped up in.
[10:34] Doug
    Even factory foremen read the paper.
[10:37] Kay
    We'll just have to find
    evidence the hard way, huh?
[10:41] Doug
    We'll find it eventually, I'm sure.
[10:42] man
    Pay attention, damn it!
[10:48] Kay
    A-Are you okay?
[10:50] Kirill
    Damn it!
[10:51] Kirill
    Take this, you stupid...
[10:55] doug
    You've got weak core muscles, huh?
[10:57] Kay
    He fell on his butt at
    the firing range, too.
[11:01] Doug
    What's wrong?
[11:01] Kirill
    I'm staying here.
[11:05] Kirill
    Detective's intuition!
[11:07] Kirill
    There's something suspicious
    about this place.
[11:09] Doug
    Okay, see you.
[11:13] Doug
    You'll use it for your stake-out, right?
[11:14] Doug
    We're heading back to the hotel.
[11:18] Kirill
    Okay...
[11:19] Kay
    Are you sure about that?
[11:21] Doug
    That camera was surprisingly heavy.
[11:32] Kirill
    Just you wait, buddy.
[11:42] Kirill
    Kay and I decided we'll be searching
    the east side tomorrow.
[11:47] Kirill
    Roger.
[11:48] Kirill
    I'll stay here a little longer.
[11:50] Doug
    How's that detective's intuition holding up?
[11:53] Kirill
    You know how it is, right?
[12:01] Kirill
    It's doing great!
[12:03] Travis
    Are you sure about that?
[12:04] Doug
    He said he saw six trucks leaving.
[12:07] Kirill
    "With only one working conveyor belt?
[12:09] Kirill
    That's way too much."
[12:11] Doug
    Is what he said.
[12:13] Kirill
    Don't think.
[12:14] Kirill
    Feel so good!
[12:17] Travis
    Let's ask the local police for help.
[12:20] Doug
    Thanks.
[12:21] Doug
    It may be too late, though.
[12:23] Travis
    Too late?
[12:30] Kirill
    You aren't getting through!
[12:36] Man
    Hey, are you okay?
[12:38] Man
    What's wrong?
[12:40] Kirill
    This is the police!
[12:50] Doug
    All six of them were carrying oil, huh?
[12:54] Kirill
    But, they were moving with
    their lights off...
[12:58] doug
    They said it's because the trucks get rotten
    eggs and rocks thrown at them otherwise.
[13:04] doug
    Looks like your detective's
    intuition failed you.
[13:07] Kirill
    Leave me alone!
[13:12] Kirill
    Is he wishing he was here
    with Derick and not me?
[13:21] Apple
    Derick?
[13:23] Apple
    Of course I know him.
[13:24] Apple
    Mr. Billingham's last partner, right?
[13:27] Kirill
    Mr. Billingham?
[13:28] Apple
    I'm not close enough to call
    him by his first name.
[13:30] Apple
    You see, he's...
[13:31] Kirill
    Forget Doug.
[13:34] Apple
    He was the best partner a
    cop could have, I guess.
[13:38] Apple
    He had great intuition,
[13:41] Apple
    and he knew just how to
    support Mr. Billingham.
[13:44] Apple
    I miss him, too.
[13:47] Apple
    It's sad to think I'll never see
    them in action together again.
[13:52] Apple
    Also, you swiped that gun from my lab...
[13:55] Kay
    Um...
[13:56] Kay
    Want to go get something to eat?
[14:00] Kay
    I wanted to get a chance
    to talk to you, Kirill.
[14:04] Kay
    We've both been busy since
    we got here, right?
[14:08] Kay
    So I thought today would be my chance!
[14:10] Kirill
    What's she doing?
[14:12] Kirill
    Trying to make me feel better?
[14:14] Kirill
    But why?
[14:16] Kay
    I have to thank you for the doughnuts, too.
[14:18] Kirill
    Oh, man! Don't tell me
    I won her heart instead!
[14:22] Kay
    This is the place!
[14:23] ---
    She even found this place just for me!
[14:25] Kay
    I've always wanted to try an Ignis pie...
[14:27] Kirill
    And putting all those bookmarks in, too?
[14:30] Kirill
    That's so nice! That's so cute!
[14:33] Narr
    Kirill seemed to think this
    meant more than it did.
[14:36] Narr
    She's just a foodie!
[14:39] kay
    Since we're here, we have to sample
    the local delicacies, right?
[14:43] kirill
    I see... So she's doing it for me...
[14:45] Kay
    It's tough to go into one of
    these places on your own...
[14:48] Kirill
    She's doing this for me...
[14:49] Narr
    They're both ignoring the other.
[14:53] Harry
    He who refuses to listen is
    no different than a pig.
[14:57] Harry
    He fails to notice his own foolishness
    until the butcher chops off his head.
[15:01] Joel
    That's rude to pigs.
[15:04] Joel
    Pigs are good to eat,
[15:06] Joel
    but they aren't.
[15:12] Harry
    It all worked out like I
    said it would, didn't it?
[15:15] Manager
    They won't suspect us anymore, will they?
[15:17] Harry
    Yeah.
[15:18] Harry
    But stay sharp, okay?
[15:20] Manager
    You don't think they're mad though, do you?
[15:23] Harry
    It's fine.
[15:24] Harry
    I'm on my way to the deal site now.
[15:27] Manager
    I'd like to meet this Bamboo Man someday...
[15:32] Harry
    You're not worthy enough.
[15:41] Harry
    We're getting out.
[15:44] Doug
    So the gondolas themselves
    were the transport method.
[15:48] Doug
    Explains why the checkpoints failed.
[15:51] Harry
    You're with that TV station...
[15:53] Harry
    What are you doing here?
[15:55] Doug
    I never trusted you.
[15:58] Doug
    So I kept an eye out.
[16:00] Harry
    What are you talking about?
[16:02] Doug
    You saw that ridiculous picture in the
    papers that fell to the ground, right?
[16:10] Doug
    If you're involved in the
    Bamboo Man matter somehow,
[16:14] Doug
    I figured, you would take
    some kind of action.
[16:17] Harry
    How could anyone not look at that picture
    of a man with such strange teeth?
[16:21] Doug
    I'm surprised you could
    tell it was a man's face.
[16:26] Doug
    You realized that someone was after you,
[16:30] Doug
    called the factory foreman,
[16:32] Doug
    hid the evidence and told him to let us in.
[16:36] Doug
    And then you sent out fake trucks
    to attract our attention.
[16:40] Doug
    Now we'd think you were innocent,
[16:42] Doug
    and you could go back
    to selling your Anthem.
[16:45] Harry
    This is ridiculous.
[16:48] Harry
    What evidence do you have?
[16:50] Harry
    Don't tell me it's
    "Detective's Intuition"...
[16:54] Doug
    That book of poems you had.
[16:56] Harry
    Are factory workers not
    allowed to read poetry?
[17:00] Doug
    That was a limited-edition
    version, with a serial number.
[17:06] Doug
    You could buy a year's worth
    of new socks with that thing.
[17:12] Doug
    Let's continue this
    discussion at the station.
[17:27] Foreman
    You told me there was
    nothing to worry about!
[17:29] Harry
    Shut up!
[17:30] Harry
    Just get everything that
    hasn't been pouched yet.
[17:33] Foreman
    Let's just burn the place down!
[17:35] Foreman
    It'll burn the evidence, and we
    can get fire insurance, too...
[17:38] Harry
    Burn the Anthem?
[17:40] Harry
    Hell no!
[17:41] Foreman
    Anthem? What the hell is Anthem?
[17:44] Harry
    Listen. If you do that,
    Esperanza will kill you!
[17:47] Foreman
    Is this stuff that dangerous?
[17:50] Foreman
    You didn't say a word about...
[17:54] Harry
    Shit!
[17:56] Foreman
    Is it that dangerous?
[17:58] Bamboo
    Yeah. It sure is.
[18:04] Bamboo
    Are you going to heaven... or hell?
[18:25] Kay
    Let's do our best tomorrow!
[18:28] Kirill
    Y-Yeah.
[18:29] Kay
    I'm glad you're my co-worker!
[18:32] Kirill
    She's really aggressive...
[18:43] kay
    Harry?
[18:44] Kirill
    Are you okay?
[18:48] Harry
    Drop your gun.
[18:54] Harry
    Hurry up, government dogs.
[18:57] Harry
    Damn it.
[18:58] Harry
    Bamboo Man is probably already here...
[19:00] Kirill
    They made the Anthem down here?
[19:03] Harry
    Gather up everything on the floor.
[19:09] Kirill
    Harry... Why?
[19:11] Harry
    It was the factory that did this to me!
[19:14] Harry
    So I used them!
[19:16] Harry
    What's wrong with that?
[19:17] Kirill
    But, you said you were
    fighting for everyone...
[19:20] Harry
    I need money!
[19:22] Harry
    I refuse to die poor!
[19:25] Kirill
    But...
[19:25] Harry
    Shut up! It's not my fault!
    It's not my fault!
[19:29] Doug
    Stop right there!
[19:31] Kirill
    Doug!
[19:31] Doug
    Come up here if you want to live!
[19:34] Harry
    Move and I blow his brains out!
[19:37] Foreman
    Brilliant!
[19:38] Kirill
    What?
[19:47] Kirill
    Harry!
[19:48] Kirill
    Anthem feels good, doesn't it?
[19:52] Kirill
    It's heaven!
[19:54] Kirill
    Overdrive?
[19:55] Harry
    Great, Tommy!
[19:57] Harry
    Crush these detectives!
[20:00] Foreman
    Shut up! Don't tell me what to do!
[20:03] Harry
    Tommy?
[20:04] Foreman
    You always leave me out of everything.
[20:07] Foreman
    You always make fun of me!
[20:09] Harry
    Tommy, just kill them already!
[20:12] Foreman
    I said, don't tell me what to do!
[20:17] Foreman
    I'm invincible!
[20:18] Foreman
    Nobody will make fun of me now!
[20:21] Foreman
    Nobody will tell me what to do!
[20:25] Kay
    Are you okay?
[20:26] Doug
    Yeah.
[20:27] Doug
    What happened?
[20:29] Kay
    The factory foreman entered an Anthem
    Overdrive and lost control of himself.
[20:33] Doug
    Activating Eye System.
[20:35] Foreman
    I'm invincible!
[20:36] Foreman
    Invincible!
[20:37] Doug
    He's big, but he's fast.
[20:39] Doug
    I can't scan him.
[20:40] Kay
    First, we need to slow him down.
[20:42] Kay
    But how...
[20:44] Kirill
    Invincible?
[20:48] Kirill
    You're going back to being the wimp
    nobody likes before long, moron!
[20:53] Foreman
    What did you say?
[20:56] kirill
    It'll just take one shot from the
    special gun I've got in my car!
[21:01] kirill
    You moron!
[21:02] Foreman
    Shut up!
[21:05] Kay
    Kirill!
[21:05] Foreman
    Shut up!
[21:07] Kirill
    Doug!
[21:08] Kirill
    Hurry up!
[21:11] Doug
    I don't like doing things this way.
[21:14] Kirill
    I get it. Just hurry!
[21:19] Doug
    It's time for your medicine.
[21:24] Kirill
    So GG Oil was just a subcontractor company
    used to put the Anthem into pouches.
[21:30] Doug
    Yeah. By the way, I heard the union people
    will be the ones rebuilding the factory.
[21:35] Kirill
    Oh... They'll be able to buy socks, then.
[21:38] Doug
    Oh, right.
[21:43] Doug
    It's a lot lighter.
[21:45] Doug
    Flashy and powerful.
[21:48] Doug
    Perfect for you, right?
[21:52] Kirill
    You got this for me?
[21:55] Kirill
    Doug!
[21:57] Kirill
    Tell me about your partner
    who passed away sometime...
[22:01] Kirill
    Just when you feel like you're ready!
[22:07] Apple
    That ridiculous gun was
    for him after all, huh?
[22:12] Dina
    What are you talking about?
[22:18] Kirill
    Bang, bang!
[22:19] Kirill
    Bang!
[22:21] Doug
    He's talking about my partner.
[23:55] ---
    Kirill renews his resolve to
    become a true partner to Doug!
[23:59] ---
    But a terrible misunderstanding awaits him!
[24:02] ---
    That's right! It was all in his head!
[24:04] ---
    Next time on Double Decker*
     Episode 4: "Derick Returns!"*
SIGN    Derick Returns!
[24:07] ---
    Accept reality!

E4 - Derick Returns!

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[00:00] Gi
    Say cheese!
[00:03] Gi
    This hospital's going to seem
    so lonely without you around!
[00:07] Gi
    I hope you get shot again
    so you can come back soon!
[00:10] Gu
    But I thought Derick died
    during the investigation!
[00:13] Gu
    Dead?
[00:15] Gu
    Who said that?
[00:16] Gu
    Who...
[00:18] (Flashback) Gu
    One of our officers got set up during
    an undercover investigation of him.
[00:23] (Flashback) Gu
    It's sad to think I'll never see
    them in action together again.
[00:29] Gu
    Nobody actually said it!
[00:31] Gu
    Th-Then what happens to me?
[00:34] Gu
    I ain't comin' back!
SIGN    #04 Derick Returns!
[00:37] Gu
    This was always my dream.
[00:40] Gu
    I've wanted to be a bartender
    ever since I was a kid.
SIGN    Fin
[00:45] Gu
    This concludes "Derick Returns."
[00:48] Gu
    That's right, this isn't
    a story about a detective
SIGN    Former Detective
[00:51] Gu
    whose dream of becoming
    a bartender came true!
[00:53] Gu
    It's the story of people who
    are detectives right now!
[00:56] Gu
    And in this exciting episode...
[01:03] Gu
    You'll see the story of Max, aka Boxer,
[01:10] Gu
    Robot, aka Yuri,
[01:17] Gu
    Kay, aka Rookie,
[01:19] Gu
    and the rest of Travis's Angels in SEVEN-O.
[01:25] Gi
    Who the hell are "Travis's Angels"?
[01:32] Gi
    Here...
[01:34] Gi
    I...
[01:34] Gi
    Come!
[01:37] Gu
    Pink, aka Deana!
[03:12] Gu
    It's been three weeks...
[03:14] Gu
    Since the reorg, that is,
[03:17] Gu
    and I've received a request to
    see more of Pink and Rookie.
[03:21] Gu
    From above.
[03:23] Gi
    Who is "above"?
[03:26] Gu
    This time, you'll be investigating a
    club known for its handsome staff.
[03:30] Gu
    It's perfect for you.
[03:31] Gi
    Okay! I'll do my best no matter what it is!
[03:33] Gu
    Well said, Rookie.
[03:36] Gi
    So even street-level dealers are
    peddling Anthem these days, huh?
[03:40] Gi
    Well, after what we just
    saw at the factory,
[03:43] Gi
    it's certainly possible.
[03:44] Gu
    Correct.
[03:45] Gu
    But we still have no proof.
[03:48] Gu
    Sophie used her feminine wiles
    to get us this information,
[03:52] Gu
    as the case itself is still under
    the Drug Control Division's jurisdiction.
[03:54] Gu
    Make sure you don't get in their way.
[03:57] Gi
    Okay!
[03:58] Gu
    You especially, Pink.
[03:59] Gu
    You have a tendency to be...
[04:01] Gi
    Let's go, Kay.
[04:02] Gi
    O-Okay!
[04:05] Gi
    ...like that.
[04:07] Gu
    Hey, what does he mean by "get in their way"?
[04:10] Gu
    It means we need to respect
    our fellow officers.
[04:13] Gu
    Allow me to explain!
[04:14] Gu
    Their job is solely to deal
    with crimes involving Anthem.
SIGN    Org Chart
SIGN    Regular Drugs
SIGN    Drug Control Division
SIGN    Anthem
SIGN    Narcotics Crimes
[04:18] Gu
    The Drug Control Division deals with any
    incidents involving regular drugs.
[04:22] Gu
    The two of them are, in
    theory, on the same team,
[04:25] Gu
    but it's common for them to
    both be chasing the same case,
[04:27] Gu
    leading to no end of trouble!
[04:29] Gi
    And that's why we need to be careful, huh?
[04:33] Gi
    Hey, ready to go?
[04:35] Gi
    Y-Yes...
[04:37] Gi
    What's that outfit?
[04:39] Gi
    That's my line.
[04:42] Gi
    Why the hell are you dressed like that?
[04:44] Gi
    Fine. You're my little sister.
[04:46] Gi
    You just moved here from
    the middle of nowhere.
[04:48] Gi
    Wait a second!
[04:53] Gu
    Welcome to Train Spotter.
[04:56] Gu
    You're so cute...
[04:58] Gu
    So are you.
[04:58] Gu
    This is for you.
[04:59] Gu
    Thank you.
[05:01] Gi
    Um... I...
[05:02] Gi
    Oh, she's just a little girl.
    No alcohol for her.
[05:06] Gu
    I'm sorry.
[05:09] Gi
    Do we have the money for this?
[05:12] Gi
    Yeah. I borrowed it from Sophie.
[05:14] Gu
    Hey, Sophie, did you swipe my wallet again?
[05:18] Gi
    Wasn't me!
[05:21] Gu
    Really?
[05:22] Gu
    Wow, I'm really allowed to do this?!
[05:25] Gu
    You're the best, miss!
[05:27] Gu
    Here comes another!
[05:29] Gu
    Awesome!
[05:30] Gu
    Here it goes!
[05:32] Gu
    Um... aren't we supposed to not stand
    out in an investigation like this?
[05:36] Gu
    The bigger the bait, the better.
[05:39] Gu
    But...
[05:40] Gu
    If you try to half-ass it, like you're doing,
    you end up on the menu instead!
[05:45] Gu
    Look. Here comes an idiot
    looking for a bite.
[05:48] Gu
    You're spending quite a bit of money.
[05:54] Gu
    You'd better not be lying when you
    say you've got the good stuff.
[05:57] Gi
    Sure. I've got whatever you need.
    Top-shelf stuff. 100% pure.
[06:00] Gi
    It'll send you straight to heaven.
[06:05] Gi
    You want to go to heaven first?
[06:08] Gi
    How come you don't have any?
[06:10] Gi
    This had damn well better
    not be all you've got.
[06:12] Gi
    Where's the Anthem?
[06:14] Gi
    Whatever. Let's take him
    to HQ and make him talk.
[06:17] Gu
    Y-You can't do that!
    It's out of our jurisdiction.
[06:20] Gi
    Huh? Look at this crap he's got.
[06:22] Gi
    All this stuff's illegal as hell.
[06:24] Gi
    But it's the Drug Control
    Division's job, not ours.
[06:27] Gi
    We don't have the required authority here.
[06:29] Gi
    We need to go through the proper channels...
[06:31] Gi
    Don't take your eyes off him, idiot!
[06:33] Gi
    Stop!
[06:33] Gi
    Stop or I'll shoot!
[06:35] Gi
    No!
[06:36] Gi
    What are you doing?
[06:37] Gi
    You can't shoot a gun here...
[06:40] Gi
    Shit!
[06:43] Gi
    He got away and it's your fault!
[06:46] Gi
    I'm sorry.
[06:48] Gi
    Apologies won't fix it!
[06:50] Gi
    But the rules are the rules!
[06:52] Gi
    We don't even have the right to arrest him.
[06:55] Gu
    What are they fighting over?
[06:57] Gu
    Something about a man
    who ran away from them.
[06:59] Gu
    If I was their man,
    I'd run the hell away, too.
[07:02] Gi
    Shut up, you old geezers!
[07:04] Gi
    Responsibility?
[07:06] Gi
    How are you going to take
    responsibility, rookie?
[07:08] ---
    Well...
[07:09] Gi
    I'm willing to look past the
    fact that you're useless.
[07:11] Gi
    But I'm not willing to
    let you get in my way.
[07:14] Gi
    I've got my own way of handling things!
[07:20] Gu
    Nothing you said was wrong, really.
[07:24] Gi
    But if she's not here, that means...
[07:27] Gi
    you know, right?
[07:29] Gu
    Thank you all for coming today.
[07:33] Gu
    I truly appreciate you taking the time...
[07:33] Gi
    Sorry.
[07:34] Gu
    No, I'm fine.
[07:36] Gi
    Well, it's not much of
    a welcome party, anyway.
[07:40] Gi
    Don't let it bug you.
[07:42] Gu
    Sorry. You didn't need to
    give a speech after all.
[07:55] Gi
    I just don't think she and I are a good fit!
[08:00] Gi
    I don't just mean today.
SIGN    °Non-Alcoholic Beer
[08:03] Gi
    Like last time...
[08:04] (Flashback) Gi
    Doug, Rob spilled the beans!
[08:06] (Flashback) Gi
    The bastard gave Anthem to
    that prisoner named Henry,
[08:09] (Flashback) Gi
    the one who started the riot.
[08:11] (Flashback) Gi
    He's in tears right now, apologizing.
[08:13] (Flashback) Gi
    Now, let's hear what else
    you have to tell us.
[08:18] Gi
    And what's with her outfit, anyway?
SIGN    °There's no alcohol in her beer
[08:21] Gi
    It's a dress code violation!
[08:28] Gi
    It's fine.
[08:29] Gi
    Travis lets her get away with it.
[08:31] Gi
    She's one of Travis's Angels.
[08:34] Gu
    Let her dress how she wants.
[08:36] Gu
    We do a lot of dangerous sting work.
[08:39] Gu
    She volunteered for that job in
    exchange for not getting a partner.
[08:44] Gu
    She spent a lot of time trying
    to find the best way to survive,
[08:47] Gu
    and that's just how she ended up.
[08:50] Gi
    If you try to half-ass it, like you're doing,
    you end up on the menu instead!
[08:57] Gu
    You're allowed to refuse having a partner?
[08:59] Gu
    If you're as talented as she is, yeah.
[09:01] Gi
    But why'd Deana agree to take Kay, then?
[09:06] Gi
    She agreed instantly for you when
    she turned everyone else down.
[09:08] Gi
    I heard I was a replacement
    for somebody else.
[09:12] Gi
    Jefferson was just somebody
    Travis forced on us.
[09:16] Gi
    Why me?
[09:18] Gi
    You've got something she lacks, maybe.
[09:23] Gi
    Okay!
[09:24] Gi
    I'll keep doing what I'm
    doing a little longer.
[09:29] Gi
    And I'll take responsibility
    for what happened today!
[09:34] Gu
    Responsibility?
[09:36] Gu
    You sure about this?
[09:37] Gi
    Yes. I do have one idea.
[09:40] Gi
    Responsibility?
[09:42] Gi
    Responsibility for what?
[09:44] Gi
    What's wrong with hanging a suspect
    upside down from a crane!
[09:48] Gu
    It's very wrong.
[09:49] Gu
    They're still just suspects.
[09:51] Gi
    Screw the rules!
[09:53] Gi
    Are we back in school or something?
[09:54] Gu
    You know how this works. We're special.
[09:58] Gu
    We're detectives, but we're under
    the constant danger of being disavowed.
[10:03] Gu
    Like spies, you know.
[10:06] Gu
    That's why Travis recommends
    having a partner.
[10:10] Gu
    You can guarantee your safety by
    keeping an eye on each other.
[10:15] Gu
    That's how the Double Decker System works!
[10:18] Gi
    Stop it. It's embarrassing.
[10:19] Gu
    But the idea itself is a good one.
[10:23] Gu
    And with a partner, you can do half
    the work and get twice the credit.
[10:28] Gi
    Even with a prissy, little
    schoolgirl like her?
[10:31] Gu
    I think she's just who you need.
[10:36] (Flashback) Gi
    It's faster this way!
[10:38] (Flashback) Gi
    You're such a scaredy-cat.
[10:42] Gi
    If you're trying to run the shortest
    route as fast as you can,
[10:45] Gi
    it's easier if you're alone.
[10:47] Gi
    Hey, Derick.
[10:49] Gi
    Why'd you quit?
[10:53] Gu
    It wasn't anything big, really.
[11:00] Gu
    And that's about the size of it.
[11:02] Gi
    Wow, that's so dumb.
[11:06] Gi
    You had me scared for a second.
[11:08] Gi
    I'm glad it wasn't over the
    Esperanza thing, though.
[11:13] Gu
    Thanks...
[11:14] Gi
    You like dogs, right?
[11:17] Gi
    This is for you.
[11:19] Gi
    I made it yesterday.
[11:21] Gi
    To celebrate your new bar.
[11:29] Gi
    So it was you, huh?
[11:31] Gi
    The new rookie in SEVEN-O was
    one of my students, huh?
SIGN    Drug Control Division - Gary
[11:36] Gi
    Being head of the class paid off, huh?
[11:38] Gi
    I always wanted to be in SEVEN-O.
[11:40] Gi
    Sir, the narcotics we
    confiscated yesterday...
[11:43] Gu
    Yeah. The lab found illegal
    compounds in them.
[11:46] Gi
    I knew it.
[11:49] Gu
    Take us there now.
[11:51] Gu
    We'll do another investigation and see if
    the information your team found is right.
[11:56] Gi
    I'm sorry for coming to you
    with something weird...
[11:59] Gu
    Don't worry about it.
[12:02] Gu
    I'll set things up so nobody
    gets in anybody else's way.
[12:07] Gu
    The most important part of an undercover
    investigation is acting naturally.
[12:15] Gi
    That's the guy from yesterday...
[12:18] Gu
    Let's go.
[12:21] Gu
    Sometimes you need to be bold.
[12:29] Gi
    That's Anthem!
[12:31] Gu
    No, this is a trap.
[12:38] Gu
    You don't need to be bold.
[12:40] Gu
    You're a failure as a student.
[12:51] Gi
    What's up, Max?
[12:53] Gi
    I'm busy.
[12:56] Gi
    Fine. I'll call back.
[12:59] Gi
    So where's the body?
[13:01] Gi
    Over here.
[13:04] Gu
    You seem very confused.
[13:06] Gi
    What's going on here?
[13:08] Gu
    Something that has nothing
    to do with SEVEN-O.
[13:13] Gu
    This is a fake.
[13:14] Gu
    Just a stimulant.
[13:16] Gu
    Hard to tell the difference between
    it and the original, huh?
[13:19] Gu
    I'm selling the ones we confiscate.
[13:22] Gu
    By the way, Kay, you know what Anthem's
    fatality rate is, don't you?
[13:26] Gi
    Thirty percent.
[13:28] Gu
    Correct. You've done your homework.
[13:31] Gu
    Anthem is highly fatal.
[13:34] Gu
    But there are always people
    lining up to buy it.
[13:37] Gu
    It's just that enticing.
[13:39] Gi
    So what?
[13:41] Gu
    You can't tell?
[13:43] Gi
    I'll run an analysis at HQ and contact you
[13:45] Gi
    immediately if he tests positive for Anthem.
[13:49] Gu
    We've used this fact to our advantage.
[13:52] Gu
    Most people who come to buy Anthem
    from us leave with poison instead.
[13:55] Gu
    The special ones, we give stimulants.
[14:00] Gu
    The ones I choose, you see.
[14:03] Gu
    The ones who survive believe that
    they've been chosen by the Anthem,
[14:08] Gu
    and the rumors that it's real spread.
[14:12] Gi
    That's terrible.
[14:13] Gu
    Terrible?
[14:14] Gu
    The only people who die are
    idiots trying to get Anthem.
[14:18] Gu
    You should be thanking us, if anything.
[14:22] Gu
    It's one hell of a scary business we're in.
[14:26] Gu
    Look what we found sneaking around.
[14:29] Gi
    Sorry... Kirill and I got
    worried so we followed you...
[14:34] Gu
    We were actually just thinking it was
    time to get out of this little business.
[14:39] Gu
    And then you came.
[14:42] Gu
    Now we have a new option.
[14:44] Gi
    What do you mean?
[14:46] Gi
    Make your colleagues bring a sample
    of an Anti-AMS Bullet drug.
[14:51] Gi
    The Anti-AMS Bullets are the
    one way to fight Anthem.
[14:55] Gi
    A sample of the drugs in them would be
    worth a fortune to the right people.
[14:59] Gu
    You can't mean...
[15:01] Gu
    If you don't do it, we kill the girl,
[15:03] Gu
    and then kill the boy slowly.
[15:05] Gu
    Why do I get killed slowly?
[15:08] Gi
    Make your choice.
[15:09] Gu
    No one in SEVEN-O would bring
    something so important here.
[15:13] Gu
    There's one person who would.
[15:16] Gi
    Jeez. You were asking for
    a lot, you know that?
[15:19] Gi
    But using this to lure out
    Esperanza isn't a bad idea.
[15:23] Gi
    It seems like the dealer, James,
    really was selling Anthem.
[15:29] Gi
    I knew it.
[15:30] Gi
    That whole place smelled fishy.
[15:34] Gu
    Esperanza is probably
    working as James' boss.
[15:38] Gu
    If he gets his hand on a sample,
    he'll go to them immediately.
[15:42] Gi
    Yeah, I bet Esperanza would love
    to get their hands on this.
[15:47] Gu
    She's volunteered to allow
    James to steal it from her.
[15:53] Gi
    Perfect.
[15:54] Gi
    The bigger the bait, the better.
[15:58] Gi
    Call me immediately, once
    you make contact with him.
[16:01] Gu
    I knew you'd help us.
[16:05] Gi
    You seem to be doing well, Gary.
[16:07] Gu
    You, too.
[16:14] Gi
    No!
[16:27] Gi
    Esperanza approached Deana del Rio,
    offering to make a deal.
[16:31] Gi
    They ambushed her at the meeting
    site and stole the drug sample.
[16:36] Gi
    That's what the report will say.
[16:37] Gi
    No... That wasn't the deal!
[16:40] Gu
    The deal?
[16:42] Gu
    Did you really expect me to keep my word?
[16:44] Gi
    He's got that right.
[16:47] Gi
    How naïve are you?
[16:49] Gi
    You still think this is
    outside our jurisdiction?!
[16:51] Gi
    It is, but...
[16:53] Gi
    We've got a good claim to self-defense.
[16:57] Gi
    Stop!
[16:57] Gi
    Stop or I'll...
[16:59] Gi
    Of course not.
[17:07] Gi
    What, are we done already?
[17:16] Gi
    No way...
[17:17] Gi
    Anthem!
[17:20] Gu
    Justice!
[17:26] Gu
    Looks like I've been chosen by God!
[17:35] Gu
    I knew I was chosen!
[17:38] Gu
    So why did they pick you?
[17:41] Gi
    What, he's just jealous?
[17:44] Gi
    Overdrive!
[17:46] Gi
    That idiot...
[17:47] Gi
    Come out, Deana del Rio!
[17:51] Gi
    If you apologize for humiliating me,
[17:53] Gi
    I'll let her live.
[17:57] Gu
    Are they going to be okay?
[17:59] gi
    Deana will be just fine.
[18:02] Gu
    Drop the gun and kneel before me.
[18:10] Gu
    You'll give up your pride
    to save your friend?
[18:14] Gu
    I didn't think you had it in you!
[18:21] Gi
    I don't think she'd bother.
[18:25] Gi
    She'll run the shortest
    route as fast as she can!
[18:49] Gu
    You're just going to let your partner die?
[18:53] Gu
    You're supposed to save her!
[18:56] Gi
    I'm a born saint!
[18:59] Gi
    Everything I do is right!
[19:02] Gi
    You're sick.
[19:04] Gi
    Now take your medicine.
[19:13] Gu
    That you, Gary?
[19:14] Gu
    It go well?
[19:15] Gi
    Gary's all tied up right now.
[19:18] Gu
    Who are you? What are you talking about?
[19:18] gi
    I see... It's over, then.
[19:23] gi
    Activating spare motor.
[19:24] gi
    Linking feedback system to actuators.
[19:25] gi
    28.9% until criticality.
[19:33] Gi
    This is SEVEN-O.
[19:36] Gi
    Did you think we were hostages?
[19:38] Gi
    We were just keeping you busy here.
[19:44] Gu
    So that's what "Don't take
    your eyes off her" meant?
[19:47] Gu
    And these two are...
[19:49] Gu
    Travis's Angels.
[19:51] Gi
    Wait, why you are here, actually?
[19:53] Gu
    Oh, Doug said it would be a good
    learning opportunity for both of us,
[19:57] Gu
    so I should go, too.
[20:00] Gu
    Wait. Where's Doug?
[20:03] Gi
    They're all done, too, they said.
[20:05] Gi
    How'd you know it was a trap?
[20:07] Gi
    Yuri told me you went to the club with
    a detective from the Drug Control Division.
[20:12] Gi
    Max saw it.
[20:13] Gi
    When I found out it was Gary, I told
    them not to take their eyes off you.
[20:18] Gi
    I used to work with him
    in another department.
[20:22] Gi
    He had a stellar record, but
    something about him seemed off.
[20:25] Gi
    When the position at SEVEN-O opened up,
    he was the first to apply.
[20:28] Gi
    But...
[20:29] (Flashback) Gu
    So why did they pick you?!
[20:32] Gi
    Travis said his sense of right
    and wrong was too strong.
[20:36] Gi
    Is it always like this?
[20:39] Gi
    Yeah.
[20:40] Gi
    This is how I do things.
[20:42] Gi
    If you don't like it...
[20:43] Gi
    I want to learn from you!
[20:47] Gi
    But the rules are the rules!
[20:49] Gi
    So I won't give in on that!
[20:53] Gi
    I thought you just had the
    same name as my old partner.
[20:56] Gi
    But you've got the same personality, too.
[20:59] Gi
    You had a partner?
[21:00] Gi
    And with the same name?
[21:02] Gi
    It doesn't matter now, does it?
[21:06] (Flashback) Gi
    It's fine!
[21:08] (Flashback) Gi
    You're such a worrywart, Kay.
[21:16] Gi
    I think she's talking about a dog.
[21:19] Gi
    So Deana's old dog's name was Kay, huh?
[21:22] Gi
    That's why she agreed so quickly, huh?
[21:26] Gi
    Dog...?
[21:27] Gi
    What are you doing? I'm leaving.
[21:28] Gi
    Coming!
[21:30] Gi
    You're so slow.
[21:31] Gi
    Sorry.
[21:32] Gi
    Say "Woof."
[21:33] Gi
    No!
[21:34] Gu
    Looks like they'll make a good pair.
[21:38] Gu
    Yeah.
[21:38] Gu
    But what about him?
[21:43] Gu
    Why didn't you come save me, Doug?
[21:46] Gu
    We're a team, right?
[21:47] Gu
    Oh, I figured you'd be fine with Yuri there.
[21:49] Gu
    And I was right, wasn't I?
[21:51] Gu
    Sheesh...
[21:52] Gu
    Oh, right. Yuri.
[21:55] Gu
    Don't tell anybody, but...
[21:59] Gu
    I think she's really a robot.
[22:04] Gu
    It's public knowledge that Yuri is a robot.
[22:07] Gu
    However...
[22:08] Gu
    No way. That's impossible.
[22:10] Gu
    I don't have any proof yet.
[22:12] Gu
    So don't tell anybody.
[22:13] Gu
    Got it. I won't tell anybody.
[22:15] Gu
    Okay.
[22:16] Gu
    Yes! Doug is actually kind of an asshole.
[22:19] Gu
    I'll keep a close eye out, too.
[22:21] Gu
    Great. I'm counting on you, Partner!
[23:55] Preview
    Now that you've learned that
    Doug is a huge asshole,
[23:57] Preview
    you now know everything
[23:59] Preview
    you need to know about the
    characters in this story!
[24:01] Preview
    Now the story can really start to move!
SIGN    Next time on Double Decker
    Episode 5: "A. Kroyd Killer!"
SIGN    A. Kroyd Killer!
SIGN    Don't be late!

E5 - A. Kroyd Killer!

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[00:04] Gi
    #487.
[00:05] Gi
    Outside.
[00:08] Gu
    #813.
[00:09] Gu
    Out.
[00:18] Gu
    Thanks for everything.
[00:21] Gu
    Bye.
[00:21] Gu
    Thank you for everything you did...
[00:22] Gu
    Walk!
[00:27] Gu
    See you in heaven.
[00:30] Gu
    You ain't going to heaven
    after killing five people.
[00:34] Gi
    Let him do what he wants.
    He doesn't have much time left.
[00:38] Gi
    We made these chocolate tarts
    according to the recipe we got,
[00:41] Gi
    and here's the magazine
    you always asked for.
[00:45] Gu
    Wh-What's a rabbit's favorite food?
[00:47] Gu
    Come on, eat!
[00:49] Gu
    Ricky!
[00:51] Gu
    How did this happen?
[00:53] Gu
    'Cause you killed five people.
[00:57] Gu
    No... six.
[01:01] Gu
    I-I... E-Esperanza...
[01:05] Gu
    Don't lie just because
    you don't want to die!
[01:07] Gi
    Just let him talk.
[01:10] Gu
    I-I'll tell him... everything.
[01:13] Gu
    Call SEVEN-O.
[01:15] Gu
    Call Doug Billingham.
SIGN    #05 A. Kroyd Killer!
[02:52] Gu
    Here you go, the Derick Special!
[02:55] Gu
    You mean the "Out of a can special"?
[02:58] Gu
    I fried the fries myself!
[03:00] Gu
    Got it. So half canned, half frozen.
[03:03] Gu
    It was hilarious, huh? The way we met.
[03:06] Gu
    Aww, stop it.
[03:09] Gu
    I can't believe you were old man Dan's...
[03:11] Gu
    Derick and Kirill's meeting was really
    stupid, so we're skipping it!
[03:17] Gu
    So good you can't help but smile?
[03:20] Gu
    No, I was just thinking about my sister.
[03:23] Gu
    Oh, I remember. The one who's missing?
[03:26] Gu
    We once went to a fair together,
[03:29] Gu
    but we had no money and
    couldn't buy anything.
[03:33] Gu
    They must've taken pity on us.
[03:37] Gu
    A guy working
    the stalls gave us some,
[03:38] Gu
    said he was just going to throw it out...
[03:45] Gu
    Doug's such a jerk!
[03:48] Gu
    Hey, don't just lose interest like that!
[03:50] Gu
    Would it kill him to drop by once...?
[03:55] Gu
    A cat?
[03:56] Gu
    Doug?!
[03:57] Gu
    Sorry. Lunch break's over.
[04:00] Gu
    A new case?
[04:01] Gu
    You'll know when you get there.
[04:07] Gu
    Hey, Doug, is this...
[04:10] Gu
    Zabel Franken.
[04:11] Gu
    Aka Z.
[04:13] Gu
    The Esperanza leader whose
    release Cyrus was demanding.
[04:18] Gu
    I'm amazed you remembered that.
[04:19] Gu
    So here's Zabel's story.
[04:21] Gu
    He got into an argument with a drug dealer,
    pulled out a gun, started shooting,
[04:24] Gu
    and killed five people
    including a three-year-old.
[04:27] Gu
    He got the death penalty for it, and
    was supposed to be executed today.
[04:31] Gi
    But now he says he has a new testimony?
[04:34] Gu
    He just doesn't want to die, right?
[04:36] Gi
    The city charter of Lisvalletta defines the
    rights of prisoners in articles 22 and 25...
[04:43] Gi
    Idiot.
[04:44] Gi
    You fill your head with that stuff
    and that's why you're useless.
[04:48] Gi
    But we're the upholders of the law...
[04:50] Gi
    He's a bad guy, either way.
[04:53] Gi
    Deana!
[04:54] Gi
    Come on, you're Double Deckers! Get along!
[04:57] Gi
    Stop that.
[04:58] Gi
    Travis's Angels must always
    be beautiful and smiling.
[05:02] Gi
    That was gender discrimination.
[05:04] Gi
    What part?
[05:05] Gi
    All of it!
[05:06] Gi
    Why? You're angels!
[05:08] Gi
    Calling girls "angels" is
    old-fashioned anyway...
[05:11] Gi
    We can have Buzz-Cut here
    join the team, then.
[05:13] Gi
    I'd rather he didn't...
[05:17] Gi
    Got it.
[05:19] Gi
    Huh? Seriously?
[05:21] Gi
    Zabel wants me to hear his confession.
[05:25] Gi
    That's it, right?
[05:26] Gi
    That's right.
[05:28] Gi
    Seriously?
[05:30] Gi
    Does it have to be me?
[05:32] Gi
    It does.
[05:33] Gi
    He asked for you.
[05:35] Gi
    I took this afternoon off, actually.
[05:38] Gi
    Got something important to do?
[05:40] Gi
    If I don't do the laundry,
     I'll have nothing to wear tomorrow.
[05:43] Gi
    That's why?!
[05:50] Gi
    You're the one who caught Zabel?
[05:53] ---
    Yeah.
[05:53] Gi
    In your first year at SEVEN-O?
[05:56] Gi
    Seriously?
[05:57] Gi
    You're amazing, Doug!
[05:59] Gi
    Arresting a violent criminal like that.
[06:01] Gi
    I caught him on a small case.
[06:04] Gi
    After that, he just confessed on his own.
[06:08] Gi
    Then why did he say he wants to talk to you?
[06:12] Gi
    No idea.
[06:14] Gi
    This way.
[06:17] Gu
    Wh-What season does s-snow fall in...
[06:20] Gu
    Doug!
[06:21] Gu
    Stay seated!
[06:23] Gu
    S-Sorry...
[06:27] Gu
    You've lost weight.
[06:28] Gu
    Not much of an appetite these days.
[06:31] Gu
    How's your leg doing?
[06:33] Gu
    It's an old wound from years ago...
[06:36] Gu
    I'm so happy...
[06:38] Gu
    It's been so long since
    anybody's been nice to me.
[06:41] Gu
    If you don't shut up and get to the point—
[06:44] Gi
    Ricky!
[06:45] Gu
    You heard the man.
[06:46] Gu
    Got it?
[06:49] Gu
    Yes.
[06:50] Gu
    So, who'd you kill?
[06:54] Gu
    A.
[06:56] Gi
    A codename?
[06:57] Gi
    Yeah.
[06:58] Gi
    The 26 leaders of Esperanza
    all have a letter codename.
[07:02] Gi
    Nobody ever told me that.
[07:06] Gi
    You get it now?
[07:07] Gi
    All that book learning won't do you
    a damn bit of good in the field—
[07:10] Gi
    In other words, the leaders have
    a rank order, with "A" at the top.
[07:14] Gi
    So Zabel is...
[07:16] Gu
    So what are you saying?
[07:17] Gu
    You killed the boss of Esperanza?
[07:19] Gu
    Yes.
[07:21] Gu
    I was working for B, and I
    wanted to make him leader,
[07:25] Gu
    so I killed A myself...
[07:27] Gu
    Why not come up with a better lie?
[07:29] Gu
    It's true! I did it for B!
[07:32] Gu
    Is "B" Bamboo Man?
[07:35] Gu
    Does that mean...
[07:36] Gu
    I don't know! B is B!
[07:39] Gu
    Keep going.
[07:40] Gu
    B said to me, "Sorry to make
    you do all the dirty work..."
[07:45] Gu
    "But I promise you that if you
    get arrested, I'll get you out!"
[07:52] Gu
    That's why I waited until today.
[07:55] Gu
    He broke his promise, huh?
[07:58] Gu
    I can't believe anyone now!
[07:59] Gu
    Please! I'll tell you everything,
    just don't give me the chair!
[08:03] Gu
    Stay seated!
[08:04] Gu
    Just tell him to sit down!
[08:06] Gu
    Shut up, wimpy-ass kid.
[08:08] Gu
    What?
[08:09] Gu
    Hey.
[08:10] Gi
    Ricky!
[08:11] Gu
    I know that anything I say
    now, you won't believe.
[08:17] Gu
    But... but...
[08:19] Gu
    Then you understand that even if we want to,
[08:21] Gu
    words aren't enough to make us believe you.
[08:25] Gu
    Under the Mermaid Statue in Portus Park.
[08:29] Gu
    A was good to me,
[08:32] Gu
    so I wanted him to at least rest
    in a place with a nice view.
[08:36] Gu
    Let's go.
[08:37] Gu
    R-Right.
[08:38] Gu
    Is this how cops work?
[08:40] Gi
    Ricky!
[08:41] Gu
    What's the point of saving a murderer's
    life for shit information like that?
[08:46] Gu
    When is he to be executed?
[08:48] Gi
    1800 exactly.
[08:50] Gu
    I'll have an answer for you then,
    as to whether it's shit or not.
[08:54] Gu
    Thank you! Thank you! Thank you!
[08:57] Gu
    Thank you! Thank you! Thank you!
[09:00] Gu
    Thank you...
[09:01] Gu
    And thus, an investigation was begun!
[09:04] Gu
    Since the information was unverified,
    no other manpower was available.
[09:07] Gu
    And so, the ones sent were...
[09:09] Gi
    Fing dirt!
[09:10] Gu*
    The usual crew of six!
[09:12] Gu
    There were only four hours left,
    but they still hadn't found anything.
[09:18] Gu
    Maybe it was a lie after all...
[09:21] Gu
    It's perfect.
[09:24] Gu
    The perfect day for hanging laundry.
[09:26] Gu
    A man's life is on the line here...
[09:29] Gu
    If you don't keep your distance from a case,
[09:32] Gu
    it'll swallow you up.
[09:33] Gu
    Maybe, but...
[09:35] Gi
    Doug! Kirill!
[09:40] Gi
    He was telling the truth...
[09:42] Gu
    But, we don't know if this is really A...
[09:47] Gu
    Agapetus Kroyd.
[09:51] Gu
    Hey, Doug!
[09:54] Gu
    Agapetus Kroyd?
[09:56] Gu
    "Rumored to be an Esperanza leader,
    but no definite proof was ever found.
[10:00] Gu
    Ten years ago, he was arrested for
    interfering with the duties of an officer.
[10:03] Gu
    After his release, he vanished.
[10:05] Gu
    During the arrest, he suffered a comminuted
    fracture of his right ankle..."
[10:08] Gu
    He used a special metal plate and billed
    us an insane amount for the surgery.
[10:15] Gu
    Zabel killed "A."
[10:33] Gu
    See? I was right, wasn't I?
[10:35] Gu
    All we found was the right foot, though.
[10:38] Gu
    Where's the rest?
[10:39] Gu
    I'll tell you where I buried it,
    and about Esperanza, too. Anything!
[10:43] Gu
    So... you know what I want, right?
[10:46] Gu
    You need to make it official
    if you want more.
[10:49] Gu
    Official?
[10:50] Gu
    An official plea bargain.
[10:54] Gu
    I'll tell you more once
    you guarantee my life.
[10:57] Gu
    Is that why you called me?
[11:00] Gu
    SEVEN-O has the ability to make plea
    bargains in cases involving Anthem.
[11:06] Gu
    Doug, I'm sorry.
[11:08] Gu
    But I can't believe in anyone anymore.
[11:13] Gu
    Well, I'm sure you can't.
[11:15] Gu
    Doug!
[11:17] Gu
    If you want...
[11:20] Gu
    Sorry, my hand slipped.
[11:24] ---
    I-It's fine...
[11:29] Gu
    The deal's been made.
[11:30] Gu
    If the conditions are met,
    he'll be downgraded to life in prison.
[11:34] Gu
    Conditions?
[11:35] Gu
    He needs to tell us everything
    he knows about Esperanza.
[11:38] Gu
    And we need to find A's body
    by the time of his execution.
[11:42] Gu
    His execution's in an hour and a half!
[11:46] Gu
    We'll just do our jobs, and that's all.
[11:49] Gu
    But if Zabel gets executed
    before we can do anything...
[11:52] Gu
    Don't get too obsessed with the case.
[11:56] Gu
    You're every bit as obsessed as me.
[12:00] Gu
    You're the one who put together
    that huge file on Esperanza!
[12:05] Gu
    Don't underestimate your partner.
[12:06] Gu
    I can recognize your handwriting.
[12:08] Gu
    Every file was filled with notes.
[12:11] Gu
    Did something happen between
    you and Esperanza?
[12:14] Gu
    I'm better at taking notes than you'd think.
[12:19] Gu
    So where did you bury it?
[12:21] Gu
    The elementary school
    near the mermaid statue.
[12:23] Gu
    It's abandoned now.
[12:25] Gu
    Where in the school?
[12:26] Gu
    L-Let me take you there!
[12:29] Gu
    I can find it for you in three minutes.
[12:31] Gu
    Sorry, but you're not getting outside.
[12:35] Gu
    There's no time!
[12:36] Gu
    If you can't find the body
    the deal is off, right?
[12:39] Gu
    Please! I'm begging you!
[12:41] Gi
    We'll handle our end.
[12:43] Gi
    Ricky!
[12:53] Gu
    You're not thinking
    of trying to run, are you?
[12:58] Gu
    I couldn't go anywhere with this leg.
[13:01] Gu
    But...
[13:02] Gu
    You worried about your partner?
[13:04] Gu
    If he doesn't get anything from this,
    he'll be in one hell of a mess.
[13:08] Gu
    That's not it. I...
[13:10] Gu
    You care about your partner a lot, miss.
[13:12] Gu
    I am a man, damn it!
[13:14] Gu
    We got permission.
[13:18] Gu
    I can't believe you're
    getting out of the prison.
[13:20] Gi
    Do you even know what
    a prison guard's job is?
[13:25] Gi
    Well? Is it too tight?
[13:27] Gu
    I can't believe they gave permission.
[13:29] Gu
    A's involved, so we can bend the rules.
[13:32] Gu
    You upset?
[13:33] Gu
    No, but...
[13:35] Gu
    This is bad though, right?
[13:36] Gu
    Bad?
[13:37] Gu
    A snitch who sold out the
    gang is out of prison.
[13:41] Gu
    You know what comes next!
[13:43] Gu
    They'll kill me!
[13:44] Gu
    Somebody help me!
[13:45] Gu
    Stop it! I don't want to—
[13:49] Gu
    Don't worry.
[13:52] Gu
    I'm prepared for the obvious.
[14:04] Gu
    With all these officers here, he'll be safe.
[14:07] Gu
    Stop jinxing it.
[14:09] Gu
    Take me there.
[14:11] Gu
    There's no time.
[14:13] Gu
    I thought it was going
    to take three minutes.
[14:15] Gu
    Give me a second, it was years ago.
[14:18] Gu
    But we're running out of time.
[14:20] Gu
    I know! Shut up!
[14:23] Gu
    This way!
[14:27] Gu
    H-Here!
[14:28] Gu
    Under here!
[14:30] Gu
    Stay put.
[14:42] Gu
    I buried the rest here.
[14:45] Gu
    Get forensics in here.
[14:47] Gu
    We found A's body.
[14:48] Gu
    Yes, sir!
[14:50] Gu
    Thank you, Doug.
[14:52] Gu
    When we get back,
    you're telling me everything.
[14:54] Gu
    I'll use the life you saved
    to atone for my sins...
[14:58] Gu
    I said stop jinxing it!
[15:02] Gu
    Hurry! We're leaving, now!
[15:04] Gu
    Don't be in such a hurry.
    Nobody can jump that wall.
[15:07] Gu
    I said stop!
[15:09] Gu
    What are you so worried about?
[15:11] Gu
    Something just doesn't feel right.
[15:13] Gu
    Hey, who else knows where A was buried?
[15:17] Gu
    W-Well...
[15:39] Gu
    Ow...
[15:42] Gu
    You okay?
[15:43] Gu
    Barely.
[15:51] Gu
    B!
[15:51] Gu
    That's...
[15:53] Gu
    Bamboo Man?
[15:54] Gu
    B! B! I'm sorry!
[16:26] Gu
    Y-You're the police, right?
[16:28] Gu
    Save me!
[16:29] Gu
    This was supposed to be safe!
[16:31] Gu
    Quiet!
[16:38] Gu
    He'll kill us all!
[16:41] Gu
    Me! And you!
[16:43] Gu
    We're dead!
[16:45] Gu
    Doug!
[16:46] Gu
    Sophie! It's me, Billingham!
[16:48] Gu
    Record everything on this call.
[16:51] Gu
    Tell me everything you know about Esperanza,
    starting with the most important.
[16:55] Gu
    Hey, Doug!
[16:57] Gu
    If you don't, I'll give you to Bamboo Man!
[16:59] Gu
    You can't do that, Doug!
[17:01] Gu
    Talk!
[17:03] Gu
    The leader's hideout is at Marinaurbem.
[17:06] Gu
    Where in Marinaurbem?
[17:07] Gu
    Lot #4!
[17:08] Gu
    The warehouse with the lobsters!
[17:10] Gu
    What else?
[17:11] Gu
    Just save me!
[17:13] Gu
    What else?
[17:18] Gu
    Don't let the case swallow
    you all the way up!
[17:20] Gu
    Take Zabel and run towards the car!
[17:23] Gu
    I'll buy you some time!
[17:29] Gu
    Stop right there!
[17:31] Gu
    You're under arrest for property damage,
[17:34] Gu
    interfering with the duties of an officer,
[17:36] Gu
    and a shit ton of other stuff!
[17:41] Gu
    Got a plan?
[17:42] Gu
    Nope.
[17:43] Gu
    But... we have to fight!
[17:46] Gu
    We're under attack from an unknown enemy!
[17:49] Gu
    We've taken heavy casualties!
[17:51] Gu
    Get some backup here, now!
[17:53] Gu
    We're getting out of here!
[17:55] Gu
    Hey, watch him!
[17:56] Gu
    He can't get away with that leg!
[18:03] Gu
    The security force is almost wiped out!
[18:06] Gu
    The last three of us are
    fighting back, but we can't...
[18:14] Gu
    He's using Anthem?!
[18:16] Gu
    No.
[18:17] Gu
    I'm not detecting an Overdrive.
[18:19] Gu
    You're kidding me.
[18:53] Gu
    Think about it.
[18:57] Gu
    Heaven or hell?
[18:59] Gu
    Which will it be?
[19:05] Gu
    Sorry, thinking isn't my style...
[19:09] Gu
    My policy is...
[19:12] Gu
    Don't think...
[19:13] Gu
    Feel so good!
[19:18] Gu
    Since we're going to die, I'll tell you...
[19:20] Gu
    That's probably not how that goes.
[19:30] Gu
    I'll get your answer next time.
[19:37] Gu
    Damn it!
[19:43] Gu
    Zabel attacked his guards
    on the transport and fled.
[19:46] Gu
    I'm afraid we don't know where he is now.
[19:50] Gu
    But thanks to the information Doug got us,
[19:52] Gu
    the others raided the hideout and
    arrested leaders P, Q, and T.
[19:56] Gu
    We don't know for sure when he died,
[19:59] Gu
    but we know the body belongs to A, too.
[20:01] Gu
    So that's plenty to make up—
[20:03] Gu
    It's not, is it?
[20:07] Gu
    Get some rest.
[20:14] Gu
    Today's a good day to let loose and—
[20:17] Gu
    I can't do that.
[20:24] Gu
    My way of apologizing for before.
[20:26] Gu
    You didn't do anything to apologize for...
[20:30] Gu
    My first partner died.
[20:34] Gu
    In an Esperanza case.
[20:37] Gu
    So this is the one thing where I take notes.
[20:41] Gu
    I see.
[20:45] Gu
    I'll do that too, then.
[20:47] Gu
    So let's make sure we make sure
    to solve the case, okay?
[20:51] Gu
    And get Bamboo Man and Zabel, too!
[20:55] Gu
    Where's my apology?
[20:57] Gu
    I already did it, right?
[21:02] Gu
    Just one glass, huh?
[22:52] Gu
    How you feeling, #813?
[22:57] Gu
    This wasn't the deal!
[22:58] Gu
    I helped you!
[23:00] Gu
    Yeah, you were a big help, Ricky.
[23:04] Gu
    I was able to get a hold of B
    because you prepared this for me.
[23:09] Gu
    Putting the location of A's body in the
    crossword answers was a brilliant idea,
[23:14] Gu
    and the treasure hunt B prepared
    for us was a lot of fun.
[23:19] Gu
    And that thin narrow mark?
[23:21] Gu
    A bamboo leaf.
[23:22] Gu
    I see.
[23:24] Gu
    Then why?
[23:27] Gu
    You made an unforgivable mistake.
[23:35] Gu
    I don't like it when people waste food.
[23:42] Gu
    Zabel Franken is dead now.
[23:45] Gu
    Now let's get started, B.
[23:49] Gu
    Sure thing, boss.
[23:55] Gu
    Doug and Kirill are a little closer now!
[23:57] Gu
    The story nears its climax before heading
    off in another direction entirely.
[24:01] Gu
    Next time on Double Decker Episode 6:
SIGN    Up Close and Personal!
    24 Hours with the Lisvalletta Police!
[24:03] ---
    "Up Close and Personal!
    24 Hours with the Lisvalletta Police!"
[24:06] Gu
    Listen, officer.
    It's not my fault he fell for it!

E6 - Up Close and Personal! 24 Hours With the Lisvalletta Police!

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[00:01] Gu
    A few days ago, on the 27th,
[00:03] Gu
    A house in Strummer District, Sileoterra,
[00:04] Gu
    burned to the ground, and an
    unidentified body was found.
[00:08] Gu
    A suspect was arrested for arson...
[00:11] Gu
    Listen, it's been five days.
[00:14] Gu
    You don't think they've found
    us out and split already?
[00:18] Gu
    A wanted pack mule isn't going to use a
    place that stands out like that as a hideout.
[00:23] Gu
    And this "testimony" comes from
    nobodies like P and Q, right?
[00:28] Gu
    Forget that and let's go after him—
[00:30] Gu
    Three minutes.
[00:33] Gu
    Thanks.
[00:34] Gu
    This boring stuff will lead
    us to him eventually.
[00:40] Gu
    You're so thorough...
[00:42] Gu
    Stakeouts are a basic part of police work.
[00:44] Gu
    But with five days and no
    luck, you might be right.
[00:49] Gu
    Let's head out.
[00:50] Gi
    This is SEVEN-O HQ.
[00:52] Gi
    This is SEVEN-O HQ.
[00:54] Gi
    Come in...
[00:55] Gu
    Right, right.
[00:57] Gu
    This is Kirill.
[00:59] Gu
    He's right here.
[01:00] Gu
    Doug.
[01:02] Gu
    A request for backup?
[01:05] Gu
    Yeah, from the locals.
[01:07] Gu
    There's a drunk at Casino Victoria
    in Marinaurbem, causing trouble.
[01:13] Gu
    What's that got to do with us?
[01:15] Gu
    The guy keeps screaming,
    "I'm a syndicate boss," I guess.
[01:21] Gu
    And he means Esperanza?
[01:23] Gu
    Nope, we don't know that yet.
[01:25] Gu
    He's not making a lot of sense.
[01:28] Gu
    But he may also be on
    drugs, so just in case,
[01:32] Gu
    they asked for our help.
[01:33] Gu
    What's your take?
[01:35] Gu
    Casino Victoria's close.
[01:37] Gu
    We'll leave now.
[01:38] Gu
    We have his name and
    address from his license,
[01:41] Gu
    and there's a good chance it's bullshit.
[01:43] Gu
    But, we don't know for sure
    that it's unrelated.
[01:47] Gu
    You may be wasting your time.
[01:50] Gu
    Well, we can hope it's nothing bad.
[01:53] Gu
    I see.
[01:54] Gu
    Yeah. Bye.
[01:56] Gu
    The boss didn't seem to
    really want us to go.
[02:01] Gu
    You think?
[02:04] Gi
    Why do you look upset?
[02:07] Gi
    This isn't great for us...
[02:10] Gi
    But the brass okayed it, right?
[02:13] Gu
    Yeah...
[02:14] Gu
    But if something happens,
    it's my fault, right?
[02:20] Gu
    I can't wait till I'm important enough
[02:21] Gu
    to force that stuff off
    on other people myself.
[02:24] Gi
    It's almost refreshing what
    a piece of shit you are.
[02:27] Gu
    That's right!
[02:28] Gu
    There's a reason why Travis was nervous!
[02:31] Gu
    There was something waiting for them there!
[02:35] Gu
    Something that every detective and police
    officer has thought about least once...
[02:41] Gu
    Police 24, huh?
SIGN    Up Close and Personal!
    24 Hours with the Lisvalletta Police!
SIGN    °Edited for this specific region
[04:16] Gu
    Lisvalletta Police 24.
[04:21] Gu
    Luminox Port, the largest
    port in Marinaurbem.
SIGN    Lisvalletta Police
    24
[04:25] Gu
    Surrounded by luxury homes,
[04:27] Gu
    and with luxury hotels and
    casinos at its center,
[04:30] Gu
    it's one of the most expensive
    cities in Lisvalletta.
[04:34] Gu
    The job of protecting it falls to
    Lisvalletta Police Department No. 8.
[04:39] Gu
    Also known as L.V.P.D. No. 8.
SIGN    Just after 6:00 PM
[04:43] Gu
    Just after 6:00 PM,
[04:46] Gu
    a call came in about a drunk causing
    trouble at a local casino.
SIGN    Constable Brown
SIGN    Constable Smith
[04:50] Gu
    Constables Brown and Smith,
    the officers on night duty,
[04:54] Gu
    rushed to the scene.
SIGN    Let's go.
[04:57] Gu
    You can see drunks like this
    any night in Lisvalletta,
[05:02] Gu
    but the man demanded that the mayor
    be called to the scene immediately.
SIGN    Call the mayor, now!
[05:05] Gu
    He wasn't making sense, and
    they were getting nowhere.
SIGN    Let me talk to him!
[05:10] Gu
    Constable Brown suspected the man may
    have been using a special kind of drug,
[05:15] Gu
    and called for backup from HQ.
SIGN    Backup Call
[05:17] Gu
    Specially trained detectives
    arrived at the scene.
SIGN    I'm XXX.
[05:23] Gu
    Responding to the call were a
    veteran detective and his partner,
SIGN    °Due to the nature of their jobs, the officers' faces have been hidden
[05:27] Gu
    a rookie in his first year on the force,
SIGN    Rookie Detective
SIGN    Veteran Detective
[05:29] Gu
    professionals at dealing with
    a certain type of drug case.
SIGN    What's the deal, mister?
SIGN    Been drinking a lot?
SIGN    Sometimes you just need a drink, damn it!
SIGN    You know what I mean, officer?
SIGN    Sure I do.
SIGN    Let's take this to our car.
SIGN    So, where you from, mister?
SIGN    From above!
SIGN    Above? Above where?
SIGN    A while ago, you see.
SIGN    I see.
SIGN    But the officers are all saying
SIGN    they don't know where "above" is.
SIGN    What? I've gotta go over the whole thing again?
SIGN    Listen up, officers.
SIGN    There's another world here.
SIGN    Above! It's the world above.
SIGN    And that's where I'm from.
SIGN    The world above?
SIGN    You mean that building?
SIGN    Further up!
SIGN    Way further up!
SIGN    The 2nd floor.
SIGN    The 2nd floor?
SIGN    Huh!?
SIGN    What?
SIGN    You've got a face like a woman!
SIGN    Don't scare me like that!
SIGN    You could've killed me!
SIGN    I'd have died from fright! Ahaha!
SIGN    Don't die. We'll have to arrest him for murder.
SIGN    (But) officer.
SIGN    I guess I'm getting old, 'cause I've been feeling like crap lately...
SIGN    My eyesight's getting all blurry.
SIGN    'Cause you're drunk, right?
SIGN    No, it's the same during the day.
SIGN    Sometimes I see two suns!
SIGN    There're always two suns!
SIGN    Oh, right. Wahaha!
SIGN    He might be a user, yeah.
SIGN    Hmm... No bruises.
SIGN    So you're some kind of leader, mister?
SIGN    Leader?
SIGN    The leader of some organization, right?
SIGN    Oh, right. Right.
SIGN    It's um... Es... Es...
SIGN    I'm practically the guy who runs Esmeralda!
SIGN    You ever heard of Esmeralda, kid?
SIGN    Yeah, sure have.
SIGN    Yeah? I haven't.
[07:18] Gu
    Perhaps the man had had
    far too much to drink,
[07:20] Gu
    because his words seemed to drift
    between reality and fantasy.
[07:24] Gu
    But the officers are pros when it
    comes to protecting the public.
SIGN    Okay, we'll get things ready. Just wait.
[07:26] Gu
    They're not just sitting
    there and listening.
SIGN    So, where's the mayor?
SIGN    He not here yet?
SIGN    Why do you need the mayor?
SIGN    This world is being run like a test lab by the people who live above.
SIGN    You know what I mean, officer?
SIGN    Sure do.
SIGN    And I found out the truth!
SIGN    We're all their guinea pigs!
SIGN    And I've gotta tell that to somebody pretty important, you know.
SIGN    Yeah, sure. I agree.
SIGN    But it's not that easy, you know.
SIGN    I'm not a blabbermouth.
SIGN    Which are you?
SIGN    Okay, we're just gonna run a quick test.
SIGN    A test? What kind of test?
SIGN    We've gotta test to see if you're sick.
SIGN    You're a doctor, officer?
SIGN    Are you really?
SIGN    I ain't an officer, and I ain't a doctor either.
SIGN    I'm not sick, okay?
SIGN    I know that.
SIGN    If you were sick, you'd call a doctor, not us.
SIGN    Yeah, that's true!
[08:20] Gu
    The veteran knows their job.
[08:22] Gu
    They keep the confused drunk off his guard
    while they start testing for drugs.
[08:27] Gu
    The drunk gradually calms down.
SIGN    Listen, when do I get to go home?
SIGN    We're almost done, okay?
SIGN    Hey, detective.
SIGN    Am I going to be arrested?
SIGN    Do I get to go home?
SIGN    Sure, if we don't find anything.
SIGN    ...I got a ton of calls from my wife!
SIGN    Of course, after all you were drinking.
SIGN    She'll be mad!
SIGN    Your wife's scary?
SIGN    I'm sorry, detective! Can we all just smooth this over?
SIGN    Ask your wife, not me.
SIGN    Can you put in a good word for me, though?
[09:07] Gu
    In the end, the test was negative,
[09:10] Gu
    and the officers were relieved to find
    out that he wasn't a crime boss.
[09:13] Gu
    The suspect was given a stern warning
    before being turned over to his wife,
[09:16] Gu
    and returning home safely.
[09:18] Gu
    She apologized deeply for the disturbance.
[09:21] Gu
    Make sure you don't drink
    too much in the future, sir!
[09:26] Gi
    That's the stupidest show I've ever seen.
[09:28] Gu
    Well, it's not likely to
    lead to any problems.
[09:31] Gu
    Yeah, Sophie agreed.
[09:33] Gu
    It'll be fine.
[09:34] Gi
    Lucky... I wish I could've been on it.
[09:37] ---
    Huh?!
[09:42] Gi
    Are you... serious?
[09:45] ---
    Huh? What?
[09:48] Gu
    I'll be going then.
[09:50] Gu
    Bye.
[09:53] Gu
    Hey, did you get that recorded, old lady?
[09:57] Gi
    God, shut up. I did.
[10:03] Gi
    Are you seriously going to save that thing?
[10:06] Gu
    Of course!
[10:07] Gu
    It was always my dream to be on this show!
[10:11] Gu
    What about being a hero?
[10:14] Gu
    That's my dream, and this is also my dream!
[10:25] Gu
    I should've talked more.
[10:28] Gu
    The veteran knows their job.
[10:29] Gu
    They keep the confused drunk off his guard
    while they start testing for drugs.
[10:31] Gu
    Doug's so cool here.
[10:34] Gu
    I should've said something.
[10:36] Gu
    And then, something caught the officer's eye!
[10:40] Gu
    Like that.
[10:54] Gu
    And then, something caught my eye...
[10:58] Gu
    The person I'd been looking for for years.
[11:02] Gu
    Doug! Doug, where are you?
[11:05] Gu
    He's in the AV analysis room.
[11:09] Gu
    Doug!
[11:11] Gu
    Let's go back to that crime scene!
[11:15] Gu
    You saw it, too?
[11:17] Gu
    Yes, of course!
[11:19] Gu
    Even after ten years, I can tell...
[11:21] Gu
    That was Milla.
[11:24] Gu
    My sister!
[11:26] Gu
    I know where they are already.
[11:28] Gu
    Let's go.
[11:39] Gu
    You recognized their face.
[11:42] Gu
    Of course. I've done my homework.
[11:45] Gu
    I see.
[11:46] Gu
    It was a stroke of luck, huh?
[11:47] Gu
    Yeah...
[11:48] Gu
    Sometimes those programs can come in handy.
[11:52] Gu
    I don't know how you could tell
    from a video like that, though.
[11:55] Gu
    Are you complimenting yourself?
[11:57] ---
    No...
[11:58] Gu
    That's right...
[12:00] Gu
    Doug's a lot more perceptive than me!
[12:03] Gu
    Correct!
[12:04] ---
    And so are you viewers,
    so I'm sure you've already realized...
SIGN    °Please watch Kirill misunderstanding things for a while.
[12:08] Gu
    What Doug saw in the video was...
[12:11] Gu
    The pack mule who was wanted!
[12:14] Gu
    It wasn't Milla, Kirill's sister!
[12:16] Gu
    So Milla lives in a place like this?
SIGN    °She doesn't
[12:22] Gu
    What are you doing?
[12:23] Gu
    Let's get going.
[12:25] Gu
    Don't rush things.
[12:26] Gu
    We don't get a chance like this often.
[12:28] Gu
    If they get away, we won't get another shot.
[12:30] Gu
    You're talking like they're a criminal...
SIGN    °They are a criminal.
[12:34] Gu
    I guess you're right, though.
[12:37] Gu
    This is really nerve-wracking.
[12:40] Gu
    Hey, Doug.
[12:41] Gu
    What do I say when I see them?
[12:44] Gu
    It's best to act natural, right?
[12:47] Gu
    They'll be surprised.
[12:51] Gu
    Well, I suppose they will.
[12:54] Gu
    What do I say?
[12:57] Gu
    The same thing as usual.
[12:59] Gu
    You think so, right?
[13:00] Gu
    So do I!
[13:02] Gu
    Anyway, it's amazing how in the
    end, you just stumble upon them.
[13:06] Gu
    That's how it works.
[13:08] Gu
    But, how did you know they were here?
[13:10] Gu
    The security cameras.
[13:12] Gu
    The citizens of Marinaurbem are wealthy,
[13:16] Gu
    and there're cameras everywhere in town.
[13:19] Gu
    There's barely anywhere without them.
[13:24] Gu
    If you know what they look like,
[13:27] Gu
    you can track someone.
[13:29] Gu
    So that's it...
[13:31] Gu
    But since there's so much
    video to wade through,
[13:33] Gu
    you've gotta put a lot of man hours into it.
[13:39] Gu
    You did all that for me?
SIGN    He's just doing his job
[13:43] Gu
    It wasn't for you.
[13:46] Gu
    Thank you, Doug!
[13:47] Gu
    At last, I can see Milla—
[13:52] Gu
    What time is it, Constable Vrubel?
[13:55] Gu
    The time.
[13:58] Gu
    1320.
[14:00] Gu
    As of 1320, in accordance with
    Lisvalletta City-state Code,
[14:04] Gu
    you are under arrest for violating the
    Anthem Prohibition Act, Article 10.
[14:07] Gu
    Got it?
[14:08] Gu
    Shit! How'd you find me?
[14:11] Gu
    Hey, Doug...
[14:13] Gu
    Is the one you saw on the video...
[14:14] Gu
    Yeah. Him.
[14:15] Gu
    That's him for sure.
[14:16] Gu
    Why?
[14:18] Gu
    Why were you able to find me?!
[14:29] Gu
    Your sister?
[14:30] Gu
    Yeah. My sister was on that video, too.
[14:34] Gu
    So I thought that's what this was about.
[14:37] Gu
    You did say you were looking for her.
[14:39] Gu
    But how would I know what she looks like?
[14:42] Gu
    I thought that stuff about the
    security cameras was weird.
[14:47] Gu
    But you're sure it was her, right?
[14:50] Gu
    Yeah.
[14:51] Gu
    I guess we could take a
    look at those cameras.
[14:54] Gu
    But she's not a criminal or anything.
[14:57] Gu
    Would they show it to us for
    just an ordinary citizen?
[15:01] Gu
    There's another way.
[15:03] Gu
    He looks at all the stuff the security
    cameras record on some weird system he's got.
[15:10] Gu
    Looks like your peeping tom habit's actually
    coming in handy for once, Doctor Apple!
[15:15] Gu
    It's to help develop the
    support system, Doug!
[15:18] Gu
    It's part of my job!
[15:21] Gu
    Wow... you're amazing.
[15:23] Gu
    Call me "Doctor."
[15:25] Gu
    You can take the mosaics off, too.
[15:32] Gu
    This is her, right?
[15:34] Gu
    I can use this video to track her.
[15:36] Gu
    It'll take some time, though.
[15:49] Gu
    How long did you say it had been
    since you saw your sister?
[15:55] Gu
    It was when I was ten and Milla was nineteen.
[15:58] Gu
    So a decade.
[16:00] Gu
    Is she your only family?
[16:02] Gu
    No, we had a grandfather.
[16:05] Gu
    We weren't related, though.
[16:08] Gu
    What was he like?
[16:10] Gu
    You're awfully inquisitive today.
[16:14] Gu
    You still live with him?
[16:17] Gu
    No, when I was at the academy, he...
[16:20] Gu
    I never got to find out what
    happened with my sister.
[16:24] Gu
    I see.
[16:26] Gu
    He was a silent, difficult man.
[16:28] Gu
    Maybe he and Milla didn't get along.
[16:32] Gu
    I was just a kid, so I don't
    know for sure, though.
[16:38] Gu
    So... If I meet her, I want to ask why.
[16:43] Gu
    She just disappeared one day.
[16:56] Gu
    I want to ask why.
[16:59] Gu
    You couldn't find her?
[17:01] Gu
    Yeah, she went into a public
    restroom after this.
[17:04] Gu
    I did everything I could, but I
    couldn't follow her after that.
[17:08] Gu
    I see...
[17:09] Gu
    Did she do something she
    should feel guilty about?
[17:13] Gu
    What do you mean?
[17:14] Gu
    She seems to be avoiding the cameras.
[17:17] Gu
    I don't know, actually...
[17:20] Gu
    I see.
[17:21] Gu
    Well, don't let it get you down.
[17:22] Gu
    From the facial structure calculations,
    it's very likely to be her.
[17:29] Gu
    Thank you, Doctor.
[17:32] Gu
    It's nothing.
[17:33] Gu
    I'll look and see if I
    can find anything else.
[17:36] Gu
    Thanks, Doctor.
[17:46] Gu
    I didn't even know if she was alive!
[17:49] Gu
    Just knowing she's doing well
    is a huge step forward.
[17:54] Gi
    I see.
[17:55] Gi
    You became a policeman to
    find your missing sister...
[17:58] Gi
    You worked hard, for an idiot.
[18:02] Gu
    It's not like that.
[18:04] Gu
    Hey there.
[18:06] Gu
    Sorry to interrupt the gloom party,
[18:08] Gu
    but can I have your attention for a second?
[18:10] Gu
    I wanted to introduce our new part-timer.
[18:13] Gu
    She says she can't tell
    me who she really is,
[18:18] Gu
    but you know, like the name
    of the bar implies...
[18:22] Gu
    Milla!
[18:26] Gi
    Is that you, Kirill?
[18:30] Gu
    So she's the sister you're looking for?
[18:39] Gu
    I mean, if I'd known I would've...
[18:42] Gi
    So why'd you run away?
[18:44] Gu
    Yeah, that!
[18:45] Gi
    Deana!
[18:46] Gi
    It's okay.
[18:47] Gi
    It was nothing big.
[18:50] Gi
    I was young and stupid, I guess.
[18:52] Gi
    Where have you been until now?
[18:54] Gi
    Going between part-time work.
[18:55] Gi
    Why'd you come here?
[18:57] Gi
    I was looking for a place that
    wouldn't likely attract a crowd,
[19:00] Gi
    and found this one.
[19:02] Gi
    You don't like attention?
[19:05] Gi
    Well... I guess.
[19:07] Gi
    Then this place is perfect.
[19:09] Gi
    It'll probably never be popular.
[19:11] Gi
    It shouldn't even be hiring people.
[19:15] Gi
    I'm glad you're doing well, Kirill.
[19:18] Gi
    You became a police officer, huh?
[19:20] Gi
    Say something.
[19:22] Gu
    What's wrong?
[19:23] Gu
    Weren't you going to ask her the reason?
[19:28] (Flashback) Gu
    No.
[19:30] (Flashback) Gu
    What you want to know isn't
    why she disappeared.
[19:34] (Flashback) Gu
    It's why she didn't take you with her.
[19:38] (Flashback) Gu
    That's what you want to know, isn't it?
[19:42] (Flashback) Gu
    Maybe.
[19:43] (Flashback) Gu
    I'm sure she had her reasons.
[19:50] (Flashback) Gu
    Sparrows and swallows cannot understand
[19:52] (Flashback) Gu
    the aspirations of phoenixes and swans.
[19:58] (Flashback) Gu
    You're right.
[20:01] (Flashback) Gu
    Sparrows and swallows and
    phoenixes and swans, huh?
[20:05] (Flashback) Gu
    If you don't know what
    that means, it's okay.
[20:07] (Flashback) Gu
    Yeah, I'll look it up later.
[20:13] Gu
    It doesn't have to be now.
[20:17] Gu
    We've got to see each other again.
[20:20] Gu
    Kirill...
[20:23] Gu
    Someday, when the time comes
    when you can tell me...
[20:27] Gu
    If you can tell me then!
[20:29] Gi
    Are you crying?
[20:31] Gu
    I am not!
[20:33] Gi
    I am not!
[20:35] Gi
    Why are you crying?
[20:37] Gi
    I understand him crying!
[20:40] Gi
    You're all so close.
[20:43] Gi
    I'm relieved.
[20:45] Gi
    Kirill... you seem to
    have made some great friends.
[20:49] Gu
    I don't think "friends" is the right word.
[20:53] Gu
    Yeah. Comrades.
[22:29] Gi
    It's time to go home.
[22:33] Gi
    The bathroom's over there.
[22:34] Gu
    I know that.
[22:39] Gu
    Doug!
[22:40] Gu
    Answer the phone!
[22:42] Gu
    Oh, Doctor.
[22:43] Gu
    Forgot to invite you. Sorry.
[22:45] Gu
    No, that's fine.
[22:48] Gu
    I mean, no it's not!
[22:49] Gi
    Is it, or is it not?
[22:50] Gi
    I found out something really bad!
[23:00] Gu
    M-Milla!
[23:03] Gu
    A man?
[23:04] Gu
    That's right!
[23:04] Gu
    The security camera at the station showed
    his sister going into the men's toilet!
[23:12] Gu
    What were you doing?
[23:14] Gu
    Doug asked me to...
[23:19] Gu
    I wasn't trying to look into the bathrooms!
[23:21] Gu
    I'm making a new system.
[23:23] Gu
    No, nobody's asking that.
[23:25] Gu
    What do you mean?
[23:27] Gu
    Nobody understands what you're saying.
[23:28] Gu
    Oh... good.
[23:34] Gu
    I'm sorry for never telling you, Kirill.
[23:38] Gu
    My name's not Milla.
[23:41] Gu
    It's Valery Vrubel.
[23:44] Gu
    That's my real name.
[23:49] Gu
    I was going to tell you later.
[23:55] Gu
    Kirill finally reunites with his sister!
[23:58] Gu
    But that other idiot starts to take action,
[24:00] Gu
    as if to say there's more*
    than one hero on this show!
[24:03] Gu
    Next time on Double Decker
    Episode 7: "Revenge is Mine!"
[24:05] ---
    
SIGN    Revenge is Mine!
[24:07] Gu
    Make sure you watch!

E7 - Revenge Is Mine

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[00:01] Gi
    I can't believe your sister...
[00:03] Gu
    ...was actually a man.
[00:04] Gu
    Neither can I, honestly.
[00:07] Gi
    You're taking this pretty calmly.
[00:11] Gu
    It's not that big a deal.
[00:12] Gu
    I would've been surprised if he showed
    up dressed like a man, but...
[00:17] Gu
    On some level, the whole thing
    just doesn't feel real.
[00:20] Gi
    I guess that's just how it works.
[00:23] (Flashback) Gi
    Crossdressing?!
[00:27] (Flashback) Gi
    U-Um...
[00:29] (Flashback) Gi
    This may be a rude question, but... why?
[00:32] (Flashback) Gi
    If it's rude, don't ask it, fool!
[00:35] (Flashback) Gi
    That's right.
[00:36] (Flashback) Gi
    Everybody has secrets they can't share.
[00:41] (Flashback) Gu
    It's not really a secret.
[00:44] (Flashback) Gu
    What are we talking about?
[00:47] (Flashback) Gu
    Um, actually...
[00:49] (Flashback) Gi
    Derick.
[00:50] (Flashback) Gi
    Check. Now.
[00:51] (Flashback) Gi
    We're leaving.
[00:53] (Flashback) Gu
    Yeah?
[00:55] Gu
    Allow me to explain!
[00:57] Gu
    That day, Deana told all the others
    "Don't tell Derick" and then sent them home!
[01:04] Gu
    I mean, the poor guy!
[01:06] Gu
    He's got a cute new female hire,
[01:09] Gu
    and it turns out he's a man!
[01:11] Gi
    No, you need to tell the truth.
[01:15] Gu
    Nah, it's more fun.
[01:18] Gu
    It's more fun this way!
[01:21] Gu
    You haven't changed.
[01:23] Gu
    Buzz-Cut.
[01:24] Gu
    Make damn sure you tell
    Doug not to say a word.
[01:27] Gu
    Okay...
[01:29] Gu
    Huh? Where is Doug?
[01:32] Gi
    No idea.
[01:33] Gi
    He's taking a half-day today.
[01:37] Gu
    Laundry?
[01:38] Gi
    No, he had something come up...
[01:53] Gu
    I remembered today was your birthday.
[01:57] Gu
    So it's been eight years?
[02:00] Gu
    It's flown by.
SIGN    #07 Revenge Is Mine!
[03:45] Gu
    How much for a pack?
[03:48] Gu
    "No-Scale Paul."
[03:50] Gu
    I think you got the wrong guy.
[03:53] Gu
    That's not my name.
[03:58] Gu
    Doug!
[04:00] Gu
    You should've told me you were coming!
[04:04] Gu
    I was just passing through.
[04:06] Gu
    Visiting that grave?
[04:07] Gu
    Of your partner?
[04:09] Gu
    Yeah, I guess.
[04:10] Gu
    It's been a long time.
[04:15] Gu
    Looks like you've been staying
    on the right side of the law.
[04:18] Gu
    Good to see.
[04:20] Gu
    Not sure I'd say that...
[04:23] Gu
    Some of my old buddies were freaking out.
[04:26] Gu
    Good-looking Joe is coming back, they said.
[04:33] Gu
    That unidentified corpse that was found
    in the fire was identified as Zabel.
[04:39] Gu
    Forensics got a match on his dentals.
[04:44] Gu
    It could be revenge by A's buddies.
[04:49] Gu
    Or B, aka Bamboo Man, keeping him quiet.
[04:55] Gu
    We still don't know the source of his power.
[04:58] Gu
    But Apple is currently working
    to improve the Shield Coat,
[05:02] Gu
    and develop other weapons.
[05:05] Gu
    Everybody, stay sharp out there.
[05:10] Gu
    Dismissed.
[05:11] Gu
    Yes, sir!
[05:13] Gu
    So do you think Bamboo Man killed Zabel?
[05:17] Gu
    It's not your problem.
[05:20] Gu
    But we...
[05:22] Gu
    He was on death row, anyway.
[05:24] Gu
    He was going to die sooner or later.
[05:27] Gu
    You're pretty stoic about this.
[05:29] Gu
    If you let each case get to you,
    you won't survive as a detective.
[05:35] (Flashback) Gu
    My first partner died.
[05:41] Gu
    Doug...
[05:42] Gu
    Want to go drinking tonight?
[05:44] Gu
    Sorry. I've got another thing tonight.
[05:47] Gu
    You do?
[05:49] Gu
    That's rare.
[05:50] Gu
    Yeah. Meeting an old boss.
[05:54] Gu
    I see.
[05:55] Gi
    Oh, that's right.
[05:57] Gi
    I know basically nothing about Doug's past.
[06:00] Gi
    He doesn't like talking about himself.
[06:03] Gu
    Doug's partner?
[06:05] Gu
    That would be...
[06:06] Gu
    Me, right?
[06:07] Gu
    No, not you!
[06:10] Gu
    Then, you?
[06:13] Gu
    Your partner's old partner?
[06:16] Gu
    That's a weird thing to ask questions about.
[06:19] Gu
    Well, I'll do the job you're
    paying for, though.
[06:23] Gu
    Yeah, thanks.
[06:25] Gu
    I like it, B.
[06:28] Gu
    It's almost as safe as the prison.
[06:31] Gu
    I'm glad to hear it.
[06:33] Gu
    The police have been cracking down,
[06:37] Gu
    and I felt a need to make
    our organization stronger.
[06:43] Gu
    And that's where they come in?
[06:45] Gu
    Without your eye,
    there'd be no way to handle them.
[06:49] Gu
    I remember this one...
[06:51] Gu
    You're as handsome as ever,
[06:54] Gu
    Good-Looking Joe.
[06:57] Gu
    Joe? That Joe?
[06:59] Gu
    Pat Morino's...
[07:01] Gu
    Yes.
[07:02] Gu
    Paul told me about him.
[07:04] Gu
    Do you know anything, Dennis?
[07:07] Gu
    No, I've heard nothing.
[07:10] Gu
    I retired a long time ago.
[07:13] Gu
    I see.
[07:14] Gu
    Then if you do hear anything,
    call me immediately.
[07:18] Gu
    Drop it, Doug.
[07:19] Gu
    Nothing good will come of getting
    involved with someone like that.
[07:23] Gu
    Forget about Pat.
[07:27] Gu
    That's when Doug started acting differently.
[07:31] Gu
    I've never heard of a guy
    named Good-Looking Joe.
[07:35] Gu
    I heard he's come back.
[07:39] Gu
    If I knew, you think I'd tell you?
[07:45] Gu
    If you do know, then talk!
[07:48] Gu
    Hey! He admitted his guilt!
[07:52] Gu
    Doug!
[07:55] Gu
    Doug showed an abnormal obsession
    with the man named Good-Looking Joe.
[08:03] Gu
    Doug, you've been weird lately.
[08:06] Gu
    Who is this Good-Looking Joe, anyway?
[08:09] Gu
    Workday's over.
[08:10] Gu
    I'm going home.
[08:18] Gu
    The cops are after me?
[08:20] Gu
    Yeah. A guy with SEVEN-O
    named Doug Billingham.
[08:25] Gu
    I don't remember him at all.
[08:27] Gu
    Who's that?
[08:28] Gu
    He used to be a detective with Precinct 3.
[08:32] Gu
    Precinct 3?
[08:34] Gu
    Dennis's place?
[08:37] Gu
    That brings memories...
[08:39] Gu
    If you do learn something,
    contact me immediately.
[08:44] Gu
    Even on his days off, Doug would go
    around looking for clues to Joe.
[08:49] Gu
    Joe was a gangster who ran this area
[08:54] Gu
    back before Esperanza became
    as big as it was today.
[08:58] Gu
    The reason Doug's looking
    for him is probably...
[09:03] Gu
    You've been acting weird lately,
    so it was kind of bothering me.
[09:07] Gu
    Don't worry.
[09:08] Gu
    I'm not going to cause trouble for you.
[09:12] Gu
    Is the reason you're so upset
    because Pat Morino's involved?
[09:18] Gu
    Where'd you get that name?
[09:22] (Flashback) Gu
    You're sure?
[09:24] (Flashback) Gu
    Yeah.
[09:25] (Flashback) Gu
    There were no memories of his co-workers
    or fellow detectives dying.
[09:29] (Flashback) Gu
    The only things I learned was that he had
    an information broker he was fond of,
[09:33] (Flashback) Gu
    and that man was killed.
[09:37] Gu
    Is that your dead partner?
[09:42] Gu
    Yeah.
[09:44] Gu
    You're not trying to get revenge, are you?
[09:49] Gu
    I'm not that old-fashioned.
[09:54] Gu
    Pat Morino, huh?
[09:56] Gu
    And what did Doug say?
[09:59] Gu
    Well, you know him. He said nothing.
[10:02] Gu
    Then I shouldn't say
    anything either, should I?
[10:09] Gu
    You've heard about this SEVEN-O
    guy that's looking for me, right?
[10:16] Gu
    I don't know the guy, so I was ignoring it.
[10:19] Gu
    But I heard somebody's
    been meeting with him.
[10:24] Gu
    No, I didn't mean to tell him!
[10:26] Gu
    I know that, Paul.
[10:29] Gu
    We're friends!
[10:31] Gu
    Hey, Joe.
[10:33] Gu
    You ever hear of a guy named Pat Morino?
[10:36] Gu
    Who's that?
[10:38] Gu
    I don't know either.
[10:40] Gu
    But if Doug's looking for you, that's why.
[10:44] Gu
    If you promise to leave me alone,
    I'll tell you everything I know.
[10:49] Gu
    I left this world a long time ago.
[10:53] Gu
    I heard.
[10:54] Gu
    You've even got a kid.
[10:56] Gu
    You'd sell out the detective who
    saved you to protect your family.
[11:01] ---
    Hey!
[11:03] Gu
    Please! No!
[11:05] Gu
    You're a bad, bad man.
SIGN    Keep your nose out of my business
SIGN    Doug Billingham
SIGN    Talk to Paul
[11:39] Gu
    Doug, why not back off for a while?
[11:42] Gu
    They're in a killing mood.
[11:45] Gu
    I'm sure.
[11:47] Gu
    I know how you feel, but Pat's
    dead, and not coming back.
[11:53] Gu
    There's no proof he even killed Pat.
[11:58] Gu
    That's why I'm investigating.
[12:01] Gu
    Your co-workers are going to get hurt.
[12:03] Gu
    We're detectives.
[12:06] Gu
    We're ready for it.
[12:18] Gu
    One of the dealers on my turf was arrested.
[12:21] Gu
    On another charge.
[12:23] Gu
    Again?
[12:24] Gu
    Yeah.
[12:25] Gu
    It's that Doug Billingham guy.
[12:31] Gu
    Hey there, Doug Billingham.
[12:33] Gu
    You on duty today?
[12:35] Gu
    Joe?
[12:37] Gu
    Glad to see you're keeping busy.
[12:40] Gu
    Sorry. You're right, I'm busy.
[12:43] Gu
    I'm hanging up.
[12:44] Gu
    Hey, Doug.
[12:45] Gu
    I think there may be a
    misunderstanding between us.
[12:50] Gu
    I'm pretty busy myself and don't want
    to make extra work I have to deal with.
[12:54] Gu
    Let's have a chat?
[12:57] Gu
    There's no need to talk, is there?
[13:00] Gu
    He says he's coming.
[13:03] Gu
    No! Stay away, Doug!
[13:06] Gu
    You heard him. What will you do?
[13:08] Gu
    How many men do you have?
[13:12] Gu
    Bring as many as you can.
[13:14] Gu
    It'll make the self-defense claim easier.
[13:19] Gu
    You want me to take over your shift?
[13:20] Gu
    That's rare.
[13:21] Gu
    Yeah, I have somewhere to be.
[13:25] Gu
    You're going to see Good-Looking Joe, right?
[13:37] Gu
    Don't try and get revenge, Doug.
[13:40] Gu
    I'm just going because he asked me to.
[13:44] Gu
    Then what's this?
[13:47] Gu
    Don't worry.
[13:48] Gu
    I've got permission to carry it off duty.
[13:52] Gu
    That's not what I was talking about.
[13:55] Gu
    What is this?
[13:58] Gu
    A tranquilizer the Doctor
    developed, I'm told.
[14:06] Gu
    It's finally time to end things.
[14:09] Gu
    I'll be borrowing this.
[14:14] Gu
    Doug...
[14:16] Gu
    Take me to Joe!
[14:21] Gu
    Wait, wait, wait!
[14:23] Gu
    Doug's after revenge?
[14:24] Gu
    I'm sure of it.
[14:25] Gu
    Why didn't you stop him?
[14:27] Gu
    Well, I didn't know things
    had gone that far.
[14:31] Gu
    He might kill someone!
[14:34] Gu
    Then, should I have told
    him to drop the case?
[14:38] Gu
    Well...
[14:39] Gu
    How much of it is revenge?
[14:41] Gu
    Who makes that call?
[14:43] Gu
    Me?
[14:45] Gu
    You?
[14:48] Gu
    I believe all my detectives
    are moral people.
[14:51] Gu
    I just told you I believe in my detectives!
[14:54] Gu
    Shut up!
[14:55] Gu
    You almost talked me out of it!
[15:02] Gu
    Welcome.
[15:10] Gu
    Where's Dennis?
[15:16] Gu
    Throw down your gun and put
    your hands behind your head.
[15:25] Gu
    What's wrong? Go.
[15:29] Gu
    Oh, I forget.
[15:31] Gu
    He's one of my regulars.
[15:35] Gu
    So I knew everything there was
    to know about you and Paul.
[15:41] Gu
    Ironic.
[15:42] Gu
    Your old boss is now a drug addict.
[15:46] Gu
    I'm sorry, Doug.
[15:49] Gu
    No.
[15:50] Gu
    I should've noticed then.
[15:55] Gu
    Now, let's talk about you, Doug Billingham.
[15:58] Gu
    You've got it out for me because I killed an
    information broker named Pat Morino, I hear.
[16:04] Gu
    But, I don't even know who that is.
[16:08] Gu
    Who is it?
[16:11] Gu
    A shoe shiner?
[16:13] Gu
    That's right.
[16:13] Gu
    Pat shined shoes and sold information.
[16:18] Gu
    Eight years ago, when Doug
    was a new detective,
[16:21] Gu
    Esperanza was a much more violent
    group than they are now.
[16:25] Gu
    A lot of their members were just insane.
[16:27] Gu
    There were internal fights all the time.
[16:31] Gu
    Pat was killed while shining shoes.
[16:37] Gu
    Took 13 bullets.
[16:41] Gu
    And it was Joe who did it?
[16:44] Gu
    There was never any proof found, though.
[16:47] Gu
    Joe disappeared after that.
[16:51] Gu
    That's why he's so obsessed with Esperanza.
[16:56] Gu
    I finally remembered!
[16:58] Gu
    I remember it all!
[17:00] Gu
    Tell me one thing.
[17:02] Gu
    Why did you kill Pat?
[17:04] Gu
    There was no need to do that.
[17:07] Gu
    The shoe polish.
[17:10] Gu
    They used the wrong color
    of polish on my shoes!
[17:15] Gu
    And that's why?
[17:18] Gu
    You killed a 12-year-old kid over that?
[17:27] Gu
    Pat Morino.
[17:29] Gu
    Patricia Morino was, at the
    time, a 12-year-old kid.
[17:34] Gu
    So she'd be 20 if she were alive?
[17:36] Gu
    Well, her life was going nowhere.
[17:40] Gu
    I did a good deed, don't you
    think, Doug Billingham?
[17:45] Gu
    I'm really relieved to find out that
    you're a worse guy than I thought.
[17:51] Gu
    Okay, enough talking.
[17:55] Gu
    So he killed a 12-year-old orphan?
[18:00] Gu
    That's when he started hating
    poverty and class differences.
[18:06] Gu
    At least, that's what I think.
[18:09] Gu
    Numbers won't save you.
[18:11] Gu
    You need to use your head to survive.
[18:14] Gu
    You're the one who asked for them.
[18:16] Gu
    It's something I've learned
    over the past eight years.
[18:22] Gu
    You were carrying this in your jacket.
[18:24] Gu
    What are you talking about?
[18:26] Gu
    A Lady Joker with hollow points?
[18:31] Gu
    That's a brutal kind of
    bullet for such a cute gun.
[18:36] Gu
    But Doug never bought any
    information from Pat.
[18:42] Gu
    He kept telling her to drop the
    business because it was dangerous.
[18:47] Gu
    But she didn't listen to him at all,
[18:50] Gu
    so he quietly gave her a
    gun to protect herself.
[18:55] Gu
    Doug did that?
[18:56] Gu
    Yeah.
[18:57] Gu
    He snuck her a Lady Joker, just in case.
[19:02] Gu
    I knew a coward like you would do that.
[19:07] Gu
    Goodbye.
[19:08] Gu
    I win.
[19:12] Gu
    Those bullets are dummies.
[19:14] Gu
    Except for the fourth, a flash bullet.
[19:22] Gu
    She refused to take the gun?
[19:25] Gu
    Yeah, that's what I heard.
[19:27] Gu
    Why?
[19:29] Gu
    Who knows?
[19:30] Gu
    That, I can't tell you.
[19:34] Gi
    Doug... A policeman can't break the rules.
[19:40] Gi
    But that's when it started.
[19:44] Gi
    That's when he started caring about
    rules and regulations on the job.
[19:51] Gi
    At least, that's what I think.
[19:57] Gi
    Anybody who relies on superior numbers
    will always let their guard down.
[20:01] Gi
    Cowards like that will always rely on
    the strongest weapon they can find.
[20:07] Gi
    W-W-Wait!
[20:10] Gi
    You're a detective, right?
[20:12] Gi
    Yes. I am.
[20:14] Gi
    I have good news and bad news.
[20:17] Gi
    Which do you want first?
[20:20] Gi
    The good news is that I can blow your
    head off now and it's self-defense.
[20:26] Gi
    Wait! That's good news for you, not me!
[20:29] Gi
    Maybe it is.
[20:31] Gi
    And the bad news is that you'll be dead
    before you can complain about it.
[20:38] ---
    Hey!
[20:39] Gi
    Apologize to Patricia in the
    next life, Good-Looking Joe.
[20:53] Gi
    Doug!
[20:54] Gi
    Don't get the wrong idea.
[20:56] Gi
    They've all been arrested.
[21:00] Gi
    It misfired?
[21:01] Gi
    Bad cylinder.
[21:03] Gi
    How many years you think that
    thing's been sitting on a shelf?
[21:05] Gi
    It can't fire that many bullets.
[21:07] Gi
    Oh...
[21:10] Gi
    Revenge is old-fashioned.
[21:13] Gi
    Right?
[21:19] Gi
    Come on, walk faster.
[21:25] Gu
    Paul woke up.
[21:27] Gu
    The hospital called.
[21:30] Gu
    I see.
[21:31] Gu
    Good news.
[21:32] Gu
    Let me ask you, Doug.
[21:34] Gu
    You knew that gun would misfire when
    you pulled the trigger, right?
[21:40] Gu
    Um...
[21:44] Gu
    So I guess your partner didn't
    really want revenge, right?
[21:49] Gu
    If it misfired, that's why, right?
[21:57] Gu
    Yes. I knew it.
[21:59] Gu
    Okay, all good then!
[22:09] Gu
    My partner tells me a girl would like
    this more than guns or whiskey.
[22:20] Gu
    You guys might've been good friends.
[23:55] Gu
    An incident breaks out at a high school!
[23:57] Gu
    Max's past is revealed then!
[24:00] Gu
    How did Maxine became Max?
[24:02] Gu
    Next time on Double Decker Episode 8:
SIGN    Dancing! Academy Investigation!
[24:04] Gu
    "Dancing! Academy Investigation!"
[24:06] Gu
    No dancing in the meeting room!
    It's for meetings!

E8 - Dancing! Academy Investigation!

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[00:01] (Flashback) Gi
    Open the door!
[00:04] (Flashback) Gi
    What happened at school?
[00:06] (Flashback) Gi
    Tell me!
[00:15] (Flashback) Gi
    Maxine...
[00:17] (Flashback) Gi
    Open the door! Maxine!
SIGN    #08 Dancing! Academy Investigation!
[01:53] ---
    Please move back.
[01:54] Gu
    During the scuffle, the victim
    scratched at their attacker.
[01:57] Gu
    We found a small amount of what appears
    to be skin under their fingernails.
[02:00] Gu
    Where's the victim?
[02:02] Gi
    They just attacked without warning...
[02:05] Gi
    I...
[02:06] Gi
    I...
[02:07] Gu
    Calm down.
[02:08] Gu
    You don't need to force yourself to talk.
[02:10] Gi
    Why did this happen?
[02:12] Gi
    It's almost time for prom...
[02:14] Gu
    Hey, these wounds...
[02:15] Gi
    Yeah.
[02:16] Gi
    Um, this appears to be
    something the victim bought.
[02:21] Gu
    What is it?
[02:23] Gi
    A party dress.
[02:25] Gi
    A series of random attacks have been
    occurring since the start of this month.
[02:29] Gi
    The four victims were all female students
    at the exclusive Primus Academy,
[02:33] Gi
    Poor girl...
[02:33] Gi
    and the police are increasing
    their patrols in the area.
[02:35] Gi
    Her face is all swelled up.
[02:37] Gi
    Is the medical treatment not going well?
[02:39] Gu
    Yeah. They can't ID the poison that was used.
[02:42] Gu
    They were all candidates for prom queen?
[02:44] Gu
    Yeah.
[02:45] Gu
    That must be very painful.
[02:47] Gu
    Painful?
[02:49] Gi
    It's a hard thing for a teenage girl.
[02:53] Gu
    I don't really get that stuff...
[02:55] Gi
    Um, the best place to start is with the
    historical background of dance parties...
[02:59] Gi
    Let's skip the explanation
    while I break it down for you.
[03:02] Gi
    The "prom" is the biggest and last
    event of a high schooler's life.
[03:07] Gi
    Teenagers live for this moment!
[03:11] Gi
    And being chosen as prom queen...
[03:14] Gi
    Means you're the star of the party!
[03:17] Gi
    Well, it was just a hassle
    when they chose me.
[03:21] Gu
    They chose you?
[03:22] Gi
    You asking for an ass-kicking?
[03:24] Gi
    I was Genius Queen, by the way.
[03:26] Gu
    Is that impressive, by the way?
[03:29] Gi
    
[03:30] Gi
    What about you, Yuri?
[03:31] Gi
    I'm a rob—
[03:32] Gi
    Everybody do the robot!
[03:36] Gu
    Watch. Me. Get. Down.
    With. My. Robot. Moves.
[03:45] Gi
    Kirill was really popular in school.
[03:49] Gi
    Prom's just a stupid waste of time.
[03:52] Gu
    What? Was it not a good time for you?
[03:56] Gi
    You don't know?
[03:59] Gi
    Max became a policewoman after
    she couldn't go to prom.
[04:04] Gu
    What?
[04:06] Gi
    I've never heard that before.
[04:10] Gi
    Sorry, Milla. A call just came in.
[04:12] Gu
    And I was just about to treat
    you to the Derick Special #2!
[04:16] Gu
    Lucky us.
[04:19] Gu
    The skin cells found under the victim's
    fingernails tested positive for Anthem.
[04:24] Gu
    Based on what we've got so far,
[04:27] Gu
    there's a good chance the perp
    goes to her high school.
[04:30] Gi
    Even minors are using Anthem?
[04:33] Gu
    We can't investigate the school?
[04:36] Gi
    The school keeps saying they know there
    aren't any criminals in their student body.
[04:40] Gu
    Then how?
[04:42] Gi
    Don't worry. I've already worked it out.
[04:46] Gi
    There will be some conditions, though.
[04:49] Gi
    The local police were going
    to do an anti-drug class.
[04:52] Gi
    We'll do it instead, as a way
    to get inside the school.
[04:57] Gi
    So no using your Optical Gadgets,
    or forensics kits.
[05:00] Gi
    You can ask questions. That's all.
[05:03] Gi
    Do everything you can to avoid
    bothering the students.
[05:07] Gi
    And if you do find the attacker,
    arrest them off the school grounds.
[05:11] Gi
    There are only three ways into
    the school: the front entrance,
[05:13] Gi
    the rear entrance,
    and the courtyard entrance.
[05:16] Gi
    Wait!
[05:17] Gi
    We're basically the school's slaves, then!
[05:20] Gu
    Yup. A lot of the brass are alumni.
[05:23] Gi
    But...
[05:25] Gu
    I always say the best way to a promotion
    is doing whatever your boss tells you.
[05:29] Gi
    That's because you're an asshole!
[05:32] Gu
    So for this job, I'll be asking
    Boxer and Robot for help.
[05:37] Gu
    Hey, this was my and Doug's case!
[05:41] Gu
    Calm down. I've got a mission for you, too.
[05:45] Gu
    You especially, Buzz-Cut!
[05:47] Gu
    I've got great hopes for you this time.
[05:50] Gu
    Really?
[05:56] Gu
    It's stuffy as hell in here!
[05:57] Gi
    "You'll lose weight."
    "It will help you study."
[06:00] Gi
    All these rumors are false.
[06:03] Gi
    Some of these drugs are so dangerous
    that 30% of people who take them die.
[06:07] Gi
    That's so scary!
[06:08] Background
    We'll be available in one of the conference
    rooms all day to answer questions.
[06:09] Gu
    Quiet.
[06:13] Gu
    Protecto will be there, too!
[06:15] Gi
    We hope you'll stop by.
[06:17] Gu
    Just say no to prom!
[06:23] Gu
    Add your name to the anti-prom petition!
[06:25] Gu
    Put an end to looksism!
[06:28] Gu
    Make them call off tomorrow's prom!
[06:31] Gu
    If one-third of the student
    body signs the petition,
[06:34] Gu
    we can have a school assembly to vote on it!
[06:36] Gu
    What do you think you're doing?
[06:37] ---
    Hey, calm down.
[06:39] Gi
    Put an end to looksism!
[06:45] Gi
    You agree with her?
[06:48] Gi
    Let's get to work.
[06:50] Gu
    Um... First, can somebody help me up?
[06:57] Gu
    Why do Doug and Max get
    to go question people?
[06:59] Gi
    It'll be easier if there's both
    a man and a woman to talk to.
[07:02] Gi
    And you can't exactly walk around like that.
[07:05] Gu
    I'm not wearing this
    thing because I want to.
[07:07] Gi
    You and I can talk to any students
    who are having problems.
[07:10] Gu
    But...
[07:12] Gu
    You want to switch?
[07:13] Gu
    Really?
[07:14] Gu
    This looks easier.
[07:17] Gi
    Fine with me.
[07:20] Gu
    Something's not right with her...
[07:22] Gi
    Um...
[07:24] Gi
    Do you have a moment?
[07:26] Gi
    It has to be Hannah who's behind it.
[07:29] Gi
    You're here to investigate
    those attacks, right?
[07:31] Gi
    The whole school's talking about it.
[07:36] Gi
    What's your evidence?
[07:38] Gi
    You saw her!
[07:40] Gi
    She wants to ruin Elle's
    prom, no matter what.
[07:44] Gu
    Why are you speaking in third person?
[07:46] Gi
    In the nominations, Elle came in first and
    her best friend Camilla was the runner-up.
[07:51] Gi
    Right?
[07:52] Gi
    Yes.
[07:52] Gi
    That's right.
[07:53] Gi
    We're just working hard
    every day to be cuter.
[07:57] Gi
    And that lazy, ugly bitch has
    no right to be jealous.
[08:00] Gi
    If that's really what the criminal
    is after, it's a little obvious.
[08:03] Gi
    I didn't—
[08:04] Gi
    Hey, Camilla, say something!
[08:07] Gi
    The old school building there is
    where they're holding the prom.
[08:12] Gi
    It's a cultural landmark, and it's
    only open on the day of the prom.
[08:17] Gi
    And that day is tomorrow.
[08:20] Gi
    Everybody was looking forward to it.
[08:22] Gi
    So you can't let them call it off!
[08:25] Gu
    Do you have a boyfriend?
[08:26] Gi
    Um, I'm here to talk about drugs...
[08:28] Gi
    Do the police even have a right
    to call off Elle's prom?
[08:33] Gu
    Calm down.
[08:34] Gu
    Kirill and friends don't have
    any plans to shut down the prom.
[08:38] Gu
    You're not taking off that jacket?
[08:41] Gu
    Doesn't it get in the way
    when you're practicing?
[08:44] Gu
    Elle always gets burnt on days when
    the sun's bright like this.
[08:48] Gu
    Really?
[08:49] Gu
    You sure you didn't get hurt somewhere?
[08:50] Gu
    What, do you suspect Elle?
[08:53] Gu
    You can't—
[08:54] Gu
    Max!
[08:55] Gi
    She just treated me like a criminal!
[08:58] Gi
    You've got a motive, don't you?
[09:00] Gi
    Knocking the other potential
    candidates out of the running.
[09:03] Gi
    What a meanie! Camilla!
[09:07] Gi
    What about Laura, the other nominee?
[09:09] Gi
    She argued with Liza,
    one of the other victims, all the time!
[09:11] Gi
    Criminals also love to suggest other
    suspects even when nobody asks them.
[09:16] Gu
    Max!
[09:18] Gi
    Don't worry. The prom will happen.
[09:21] Gi
    Don't worry about a thing, Elle.
[09:26] Gi
    Boxer, you were told not
    to bother the students.
[09:31] Gi
    Don't ruin my shot at a promotion—
[09:34] Gu
    What did he say?
[09:35] Gu
    What you thought he would.
[09:38] Gu
    Four victims and he still
    wants to go on with the prom?
[09:42] Gu
    It's so stupid.
[09:44] Gu
    I think it's important to get
    serious about the stupid things.
[09:49] Gu
    Our opinions differ.
[09:52] Gu
    Let's get back to questioning.
[09:56] Gu
    Seriously, at least don't cancel the prom.
[09:58] Gu
    We reserved a limo with the king.
[10:01] ---
    King?
[10:02] Gu
    Chris, a candidate for prom king.
[10:04] Gu
    He's star quarterback and
    the smartest kid in school.
[10:07] Gu
    And he looks like this!
[10:09] Gu
    Nobody's as perfect as him!
[10:11] Gu
    The rumor is that one of the nominees for prom
    queen who wants to dance with Chris is behind it.
[10:15] Gu
    It's gotta be Hannah.
[10:17] Gu
    There's a rumor it's all just a big act so
    she can be Queen, the whole "cancel prom" thing.
[10:22] Gu
    She's just trying to get the nerd vote.
[10:23] Gi
    I saw Hannah buying a dress.
[10:26] Gu
    Seriously? That's scary.
[10:28] Gi
    If they call it off, how about you
    and I go on a date instead, miss?
[10:31] Gu
    Me?
[10:32] Gu
    This again?
[10:35] Gu
    We didn't learn a thing.
[10:38] Gi
    That's what I hate about those parties.
[10:40] Gi
    They start ranking people,
    looking down on those around them...
[10:44] Gu
    What happened when you were a student?
[10:47] Gi
    None of your business.
[10:56] Gi
    Chris?
[10:57] Gi
    How could you—
[10:58] Gu
    No, it wasn't me!
[11:01] Gu
    I didn't do it!
[11:04] Gu
    Hey, wait!
[11:05] Gu
    Call an ambulance!
[11:06] Gu
    Okay!
[11:08] Gi
    Someone just jumped me out of nowhere...
[11:16] Gi
    Please don't move.
[11:18] Gi
    It will break.
[11:29] Gi
    According to Doug's report, you
    didn't boo Hannah during the class.
[11:34] Gi
    Were you looking for your next target?
[11:36] Gu
    No, I didn't do it!
[11:39] Gu
    I agree with Hannah, prom is just stupid.
[11:42] Gu
    So I was going to sign her petition.
[11:45] Gi
    So, why did you run?
[11:47] Gu
    Anybody would run if you
    treated them like a criminal!
[11:50] Gi
    Camilla just woke up, and she said
    you told her to come see you.
[11:56] Gu
    When I got there, they'd both collapsed.
[12:00] Gi
    I see! I see!
[12:01] Gi
    So, where'd you get the Anthem?
[12:04] Gu
    What's Anthem?
[12:07] Gu
    Drugs?! I don't do drugs!
[12:10] Gu
    I've been set up!
[12:12] Gi
    What did the forensics test show?
[12:14] Gu
    We'll have to wait a little
    while for the full report,
[12:16] Gu
    but there's no sign of an Overdrive
    or any signs he used it at all.
[12:19] Gi
    Then...
[12:20] Gu
    But he's still a suspect caught in possession
    of both Anthem and a deadly weapon.
[12:23] Gu
    It's possible that this crime and the skin
    cells that tested positive for Anthem...
[12:28] Gu
    Are you saying they're not related?
[12:29] Gu
    Does he not have a motive right now?
[12:32] Gu
    We're going to start the
    investigation over and find out.
[12:34] Gu
    Until this interrogation is over,
    no more looking around the school.
[12:38] Gi
    That's not right!
[12:39] Gi
    The real criminal may still be out there.
[12:42] Gu
    But right now, there's nothing we can do.
[12:45] Gu
    Well, once we're through tomorrow's prom,
[12:48] Gu
    this should be...
[12:49] Gu
    So we just give the perp what they want?
[12:52] Gu
    Don't you all look at me like that.
[12:54] Gu
    It's scary.
[12:57] Gu
    Want to get some food?
[12:59] Gu
    At this hour, nothing but
    Derick's place will be open.
[13:01] Gi
    I'll pass, then.
[13:02] Gu
    I want some veggies that didn't
    come out a freezer, too.
[13:04] Gi
    Want to come to our place, then?
[13:09] Gu
    Start eating.
[13:11] Gu
    This makes me feel so much better.
[13:13] Gi
    Right?
[13:14] Gi
    Max's cooking is so mild.
[13:17] Gu
    I'm kind of surprised, though.
[13:19] Gi
    Surprised?
[13:19] Gu
    Well, I mean, she looks scary,
[13:22] Gu
    and she acts scary during her investigations.
[13:23] Gu
    So I figured she'd be more like Deana.
[13:25] Gu
    She didn't used to be like that at all.
[13:31] Gu
    See? Doesn't she look so nice?
[13:35] Gu
    My grandma has those glasses.
[13:38] Gi
    It was the same when we became partners.
[13:41] Gi
    Max offered to let me live here.
[13:45] Gi
    How good freshly-washed sheets feel...
[13:48] Gi
    How wonderful morning smells...
[13:50] Gi
    I learned all that from her.
[13:52] Gu
    If people knew she was like that,
[13:55] Gu
    I'm sure she would've gotten
    a prom invite, though.
[13:58] Gi
    That wasn't what I meant before...
[14:01] Gi
    Let's use our forensics
    kits on all the students.
[14:05] Gi
    We can't let the criminal run free.
[14:07] Gu
    But, the school won't allow that.
[14:09] Gi
    We don't need to actually do it.
[14:19] Gi
    I'm glad you weren't hurt worse.
[14:24] Gi
    They won't cancel the prom, right?
[14:27] Gi
    It'll be held today.
[14:30] Gi
    But, I can't believe it...
[14:32] Gi
    That Chris did it...
[14:35] Gi
    We don't know that yet.
[14:37] Gi
    Don't worry.
[14:39] Gi
    I'll find the criminal before the party.
[14:47] Gi
    All the students have to get
    tested before the prom today.
[14:51] Gi
    There were police standing outside
    the front and back gate.
[14:55] Gu
    We're locked in!
[14:56] Gu
    This is getting fun!
[14:58] Gi
    It doesn't make sense!
[14:59] Gi
    They arrested the criminal!
[15:01] Gi
    It doesn't matter anymore.
[15:05] Gi
    Come with me.
[15:07] Gi
    Where are we going?
[15:08] Gi
    We're leaving.
[15:09] Gi
    Huh?
[15:10] Gi
    You're hurting my hand!
[15:13] Gi
    There's no point in going to
    a prom that the cops ruined!
[15:16] Gi
    This investigation is illegal,
    and I won't have it!
[15:17] Gi
    Elle, tell everybody what to do!
[15:20] Gi
    Are you listening?
[15:21] Gi
    We can have the prom another day.
[15:23] Gi
    Maybe even outside the school!
[15:26] Gi
    I don't care anymore!
[15:28] Gi
    About the prom, or being queen!
[15:31] Gi
    What are you saying—
[15:33] Gi
    Elle just wanted to dance with Chris.
[15:36] Gi
    But not if my prince is a criminal.
[15:40] Gi
    Elle...
[15:40] Gi
    And would you stop thinking you're so hot just
    because Elle let you in with the cool kids?
[15:48] Gi
    Elle, you're so mean!
[15:49] Gi
    You're an ugly bitch!
[15:51] Gi
    You try so hard to be cute and
    you can't do any better than that?
[15:56] Gi
    I know that!
[16:01] Gi
    But...
[16:03] Gi
    I was so honored when you talked to me...
[16:09] Gi
    So I wanted to be as pretty as I could...
[16:12] Gi
    Somebody you could be proud to be around...
[16:17] Gi
    Beauty!
[16:20] Gi
    I was so happy that you got to be queen
    and I got the second most votes...
[16:27] Gi
    It was my dream...
[16:30] Gi
    Were you the one who hurt the others?
[16:32] Gi
    Can you believe Chris?
[16:35] Gi
    Signing that petition to cancel the prom...
[16:37] Gi
    If somebody as popular as him signs the
    petition, they really might cancel it!
[16:42] Gi
    So I got rid of both him and Hannah!
[16:46] Gi
    So, what do you mean you don't care?
[16:49] Gi
    Are you stupid?
[16:50] Gi
    The police are right here at the school!
[16:52] Gi
    They'll find you!
[16:55] Gi
    What else can I do?
[16:57] Gi
    You have to be queen, and I
    have to be right next to you.
[17:00] Gi
    You did all that for the prom?
[17:02] Gi
    You're crazy!
[17:08] Gi
    Stop. This is the police.
[17:11] Gu
    It turned out just like Max said.
[17:13] Gu
    Once we spread a rumor we'd
    be testing for drugs,
[17:15] Gu
    the criminal would try to
    leave via the courtyard exit.
[17:19] Gu
    Great job, Max.
[17:21] Gi
    We're gonna get hell for doing it, though.
[17:24] Gi
    You suspected me the whole time? Why?
[17:27] Gi
    No other student was as
    obsessed with prom as you were.
[17:33] Gi
    I kept hoping it wasn't you.
[17:36] Gi
    If you really think so, then
    couldn't you have let me go?
[17:40] Gi
    Arrest her, now!
[17:44] Gi
    This was supposed to be the
    greatest day of my life.
[17:47] Gi
    No!
[17:55] Gi
    The criminal has used Anthem.
[17:57] Gi
    It's an overdose!
[17:59] Gu
    Huh? An Overdrive?
[18:00] Gu
    No, an overdose.
[18:02] Gu
    She took too much!
[18:30] Gu
    You let her go alone?
[18:31] Gi
    I thought maybe Max could save her.
[18:36] Gi
    Let the hostage go, now!
[18:44] Gi
    Once upon a time, there was a girl who
    wanted to go to prom more than anything.
[18:49] Gi
    She was an ordinary girl, a little
    shy, who loved cute things.
[18:55] Gi
    There was a boy who was her best friend.
[18:59] Gi
    His name was Connor.
[19:00] Gi
    The two seemed like total opposites,
    but strangely they got along well.
[19:06] Gi
    Save me! I don't want to die!
[19:09] Gi
    I said stop!
[19:11] Gi
    The girl was sure he'd invite her to prom.
[19:17] Gi
    But before the prom, he said
    something she never imagined.
[19:24] Gi
    It was his secret.
[19:31] Gi
    The girl accepted everything.
[19:35] Gi
    But the others rejected them.
[19:39] Gi
    They weren't even allowed in the ballroom.
[19:42] Gi
    After that, Connor turned
    to drugs and left town,
[19:45] Gi
    never coming back.
[19:48] Gi
    And the girl...
[19:50] Gi
    Camilla, stop!
[19:55] Gi
    Don't ruin your life over a stupid party!
[19:59] Gi
    You didn't want to be the runner-up...
    You wanted to be Elle's friend, right?
[20:19] Gi
    You can't become Connor.
[20:25] Gi
    I wish you could've been a friend to
    her like that girl was to Connor.
[20:39] Gu
    With the poison identified,
    the victims are recovering quickly.
[20:45] Gi
    I see.
[20:46] Gu
    We'll be looking into where these
    minors got the Anthem, too.
[20:50] Gi
    And the prom?
[20:52] Gu
    They'll hold it once the victims recover.
[20:56] Gu
    It'll be just a normal dance,
    with no king or queen.
[21:00] Gi
    I see.
[21:02] Gu
    Wonderfully done.
[21:04] Gu
    Just what I want to see
    from Travis's Angels...
[21:05] Gi
    I'll be going.
[21:06] Gu
    Wait.
[21:07] Gi
    What?
[21:08] Gu
    How've things been going with, you know...
[21:13] Gu
    Trouble!
[21:14] Gu
    Max, come quick!
[21:19] Gu
    Surprise!
[21:25] Gu
    Come on, have some cake!
[21:27] Gu
    I knew the motorcycle was a bad idea.
[21:30] Gi
    Kirill set the whole thing.
[21:32] Gu
    He said he was going to
    bring everything you like.
[21:36] Gu
    Yeah, I think it's really cool.
[21:39] Gu
    Really?
[21:40] Gu
    Derick, let's dance.
[21:42] Gu
    Nah!
[21:45] Gu
    Me, too.
[21:58] Gu
    Can I ask you something?
[22:00] Gu
    What?
[22:01] Gu
    Why do you keep that hairstyle?
[22:03] Gu
    You changed it for Connor, right?
[22:05] Gu
    It's the one that suits me best.
[22:10] Gu
    I see.
[22:14] Gu
    See? Prom's not so bad.
[22:18] Gi
    Yeah.
[22:20] Gi
    Now I have something else I like.
[23:56] Gu
    In ancient Lisvalletta, the wheels the young
    boys wear on their feet slice through the air,
[23:59] Gu
    and the wings on their
    backs pierce the heavens!
[24:01] Gu
    And since that sounds really cool, don't
    miss the ninth episode of Double Decker:
[24:04] Gu
    "Don't Think, Feel So Good!"
SIGN    Don't Think, Feel So Good!
[24:06] Gu
    Have you ever picked a cosmos flower?

E9 - Don’t Think! Feel So Good!

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[00:01] (Flashback) Gi
    Open the door!
[00:04] (Flashback) Gi
    What happened at school?
[00:06] (Flashback) Gi
    Tell me!
[00:15] (Flashback) Gi
    Maxine...
[00:17] (Flashback) Gi
    Open the door! Maxine!
SIGN    #08 Dancing! Academy Investigation!
[01:53] ---
    Please move back.
[01:54] Gu
    During the scuffle, the victim
    scratched at their attacker.
[01:57] Gu
    We found a small amount of what appears
    to be skin under their fingernails.
[02:00] Gu
    Where's the victim?
[02:02] Gi
    They just attacked without warning...
[02:05] Gi
    I...
[02:06] Gi
    I...
[02:07] Gu
    Calm down.
[02:08] Gu
    You don't need to force yourself to talk.
[02:10] Gi
    Why did this happen?
[02:12] Gi
    It's almost time for prom...
[02:14] Gu
    Hey, these wounds...
[02:15] Gi
    Yeah.
[02:16] Gi
    Um, this appears to be
    something the victim bought.
[02:21] Gu
    What is it?
[02:23] Gi
    A party dress.
[02:25] Gi
    A series of random attacks have been
    occurring since the start of this month.
[02:29] Gi
    The four victims were all female students
    at the exclusive Primus Academy,
[02:33] Gi
    Poor girl...
[02:33] Gi
    and the police are increasing
    their patrols in the area.
[02:35] Gi
    Her face is all swelled up.
[02:37] Gi
    Is the medical treatment not going well?
[02:39] Gu
    Yeah. They can't ID the poison that was used.
[02:42] Gu
    They were all candidates for prom queen?
[02:44] Gu
    Yeah.
[02:45] Gu
    That must be very painful.
[02:47] Gu
    Painful?
[02:49] Gi
    It's a hard thing for a teenage girl.
[02:53] Gu
    I don't really get that stuff...
[02:55] Gi
    Um, the best place to start is with the
    historical background of dance parties...
[02:59] Gi
    Let's skip the explanation
    while I break it down for you.
[03:02] Gi
    The "prom" is the biggest and last
    event of a high schooler's life.
[03:07] Gi
    Teenagers live for this moment!
[03:11] Gi
    And being chosen as prom queen...
[03:14] Gi
    Means you're the star of the party!
[03:17] Gi
    Well, it was just a hassle
    when they chose me.
[03:21] Gu
    They chose you?
[03:22] Gi
    You asking for an ass-kicking?
[03:24] Gi
    I was Genius Queen, by the way.
[03:26] Gu
    Is that impressive, by the way?
[03:29] Gi
    
[03:30] Gi
    What about you, Yuri?
[03:31] Gi
    I'm a rob—
[03:32] Gi
    Everybody do the robot!
[03:36] Gu
    Watch. Me. Get. Down.
    With. My. Robot. Moves.
[03:45] Gi
    Kirill was really popular in school.
[03:49] Gi
    Prom's just a stupid waste of time.
[03:52] Gu
    What? Was it not a good time for you?
[03:56] Gi
    You don't know?
[03:59] Gi
    Max became a policewoman after
    she couldn't go to prom.
[04:04] Gu
    What?
[04:06] Gi
    I've never heard that before.
[04:10] Gi
    Sorry, Milla. A call just came in.
[04:12] Gu
    And I was just about to treat
    you to the Derick Special #2!
[04:16] Gu
    Lucky us.
[04:19] Gu
    The skin cells found under the victim's
    fingernails tested positive for Anthem.
[04:24] Gu
    Based on what we've got so far,
[04:27] Gu
    there's a good chance the perp
    goes to her high school.
[04:30] Gi
    Even minors are using Anthem?
[04:33] Gu
    We can't investigate the school?
[04:36] Gi
    The school keeps saying they know there
    aren't any criminals in their student body.
[04:40] Gu
    Then how?
[04:42] Gi
    Don't worry. I've already worked it out.
[04:46] Gi
    There will be some conditions, though.
[04:49] Gi
    The local police were going
    to do an anti-drug class.
[04:52] Gi
    We'll do it instead, as a way
    to get inside the school.
[04:57] Gi
    So no using your Optical Gadgets,
    or forensics kits.
[05:00] Gi
    You can ask questions. That's all.
[05:03] Gi
    Do everything you can to avoid
    bothering the students.
[05:07] Gi
    And if you do find the attacker,
    arrest them off the school grounds.
[05:11] Gi
    There are only three ways into
    the school: the front entrance,
[05:13] Gi
    the rear entrance,
    and the courtyard entrance.
[05:16] Gi
    Wait!
[05:17] Gi
    We're basically the school's slaves, then!
[05:20] Gu
    Yup. A lot of the brass are alumni.
[05:23] Gi
    But...
[05:25] Gu
    I always say the best way to a promotion
    is doing whatever your boss tells you.
[05:29] Gi
    That's because you're an asshole!
[05:32] Gu
    So for this job, I'll be asking
    Boxer and Robot for help.
[05:37] Gu
    Hey, this was my and Doug's case!
[05:41] Gu
    Calm down. I've got a mission for you, too.
[05:45] Gu
    You especially, Buzz-Cut!
[05:47] Gu
    I've got great hopes for you this time.
[05:50] Gu
    Really?
[05:56] Gu
    It's stuffy as hell in here!
[05:57] Gi
    "You'll lose weight."
    "It will help you study."
[06:00] Gi
    All these rumors are false.
[06:03] Gi
    Some of these drugs are so dangerous
    that 30% of people who take them die.
[06:07] Gi
    That's so scary!
[06:08] Background
    We'll be available in one of the conference
    rooms all day to answer questions.
[06:09] Gu
    Quiet.
[06:13] Gu
    Protecto will be there, too!
[06:15] Gi
    We hope you'll stop by.
[06:17] Gu
    Just say no to prom!
[06:23] Gu
    Add your name to the anti-prom petition!
[06:25] Gu
    Put an end to looksism!
[06:28] Gu
    Make them call off tomorrow's prom!
[06:31] Gu
    If one-third of the student
    body signs the petition,
[06:34] Gu
    we can have a school assembly to vote on it!
[06:36] Gu
    What do you think you're doing?
[06:37] ---
    Hey, calm down.
[06:39] Gi
    Put an end to looksism!
[06:45] Gi
    You agree with her?
[06:48] Gi
    Let's get to work.
[06:50] Gu
    Um... First, can somebody help me up?
[06:57] Gu
    Why do Doug and Max get
    to go question people?
[06:59] Gi
    It'll be easier if there's both
    a man and a woman to talk to.
[07:02] Gi
    And you can't exactly walk around like that.
[07:05] Gu
    I'm not wearing this
    thing because I want to.
[07:07] Gi
    You and I can talk to any students
    who are having problems.
[07:10] Gu
    But...
[07:12] Gu
    You want to switch?
[07:13] Gu
    Really?
[07:14] Gu
    This looks easier.
[07:17] Gi
    Fine with me.
[07:20] Gu
    Something's not right with her...
[07:22] Gi
    Um...
[07:24] Gi
    Do you have a moment?
[07:26] Gi
    It has to be Hannah who's behind it.
[07:29] Gi
    You're here to investigate
    those attacks, right?
[07:31] Gi
    The whole school's talking about it.
[07:36] Gi
    What's your evidence?
[07:38] Gi
    You saw her!
[07:40] Gi
    She wants to ruin Elle's
    prom, no matter what.
[07:44] Gu
    Why are you speaking in third person?
[07:46] Gi
    In the nominations, Elle came in first and
    her best friend Camilla was the runner-up.
[07:51] Gi
    Right?
[07:52] Gi
    Yes.
[07:52] Gi
    That's right.
[07:53] Gi
    We're just working hard
    every day to be cuter.
[07:57] Gi
    And that lazy, ugly bitch has
    no right to be jealous.
[08:00] Gi
    If that's really what the criminal
    is after, it's a little obvious.
[08:03] Gi
    I didn't—
[08:04] Gi
    Hey, Camilla, say something!
[08:07] Gi
    The old school building there is
    where they're holding the prom.
[08:12] Gi
    It's a cultural landmark, and it's
    only open on the day of the prom.
[08:17] Gi
    And that day is tomorrow.
[08:20] Gi
    Everybody was looking forward to it.
[08:22] Gi
    So you can't let them call it off!
[08:25] Gu
    Do you have a boyfriend?
[08:26] Gi
    Um, I'm here to talk about drugs...
[08:28] Gi
    Do the police even have a right
    to call off Elle's prom?
[08:33] Gu
    Calm down.
[08:34] Gu
    Kirill and friends don't have
    any plans to shut down the prom.
[08:38] Gu
    You're not taking off that jacket?
[08:41] Gu
    Doesn't it get in the way
    when you're practicing?
[08:44] Gu
    Elle always gets burnt on days when
    the sun's bright like this.
[08:48] Gu
    Really?
[08:49] Gu
    You sure you didn't get hurt somewhere?
[08:50] Gu
    What, do you suspect Elle?
[08:53] Gu
    You can't—
[08:54] Gu
    Max!
[08:55] Gi
    She just treated me like a criminal!
[08:58] Gi
    You've got a motive, don't you?
[09:00] Gi
    Knocking the other potential
    candidates out of the running.
[09:03] Gi
    What a meanie! Camilla!
[09:07] Gi
    What about Laura, the other nominee?
[09:09] Gi
    She argued with Liza,
    one of the other victims, all the time!
[09:11] Gi
    Criminals also love to suggest other
    suspects even when nobody asks them.
[09:16] Gu
    Max!
[09:18] Gi
    Don't worry. The prom will happen.
[09:21] Gi
    Don't worry about a thing, Elle.
[09:26] Gi
    Boxer, you were told not
    to bother the students.
[09:31] Gi
    Don't ruin my shot at a promotion—
[09:34] Gu
    What did he say?
[09:35] Gu
    What you thought he would.
[09:38] Gu
    Four victims and he still
    wants to go on with the prom?
[09:42] Gu
    It's so stupid.
[09:44] Gu
    I think it's important to get
    serious about the stupid things.
[09:49] Gu
    Our opinions differ.
[09:52] Gu
    Let's get back to questioning.
[09:56] Gu
    Seriously, at least don't cancel the prom.
[09:58] Gu
    We reserved a limo with the king.
[10:01] ---
    King?
[10:02] Gu
    Chris, a candidate for prom king.
[10:04] Gu
    He's star quarterback and
    the smartest kid in school.
[10:07] Gu
    And he looks like this!
[10:09] Gu
    Nobody's as perfect as him!
[10:11] Gu
    The rumor is that one of the nominees for prom
    queen who wants to dance with Chris is behind it.
[10:15] Gu
    It's gotta be Hannah.
[10:17] Gu
    There's a rumor it's all just a big act so
    she can be Queen, the whole "cancel prom" thing.
[10:22] Gu
    She's just trying to get the nerd vote.
[10:23] Gi
    I saw Hannah buying a dress.
[10:26] Gu
    Seriously? That's scary.
[10:28] Gi
    If they call it off, how about you
    and I go on a date instead, miss?
[10:31] Gu
    Me?
[10:32] Gu
    This again?
[10:35] Gu
    We didn't learn a thing.
[10:38] Gi
    That's what I hate about those parties.
[10:40] Gi
    They start ranking people,
    looking down on those around them...
[10:44] Gu
    What happened when you were a student?
[10:47] Gi
    None of your business.
[10:56] Gi
    Chris?
[10:57] Gi
    How could you—
[10:58] Gu
    No, it wasn't me!
[11:01] Gu
    I didn't do it!
[11:04] Gu
    Hey, wait!
[11:05] Gu
    Call an ambulance!
[11:06] Gu
    Okay!
[11:08] Gi
    Someone just jumped me out of nowhere...
[11:16] Gi
    Please don't move.
[11:18] Gi
    It will break.
[11:29] Gi
    According to Doug's report, you
    didn't boo Hannah during the class.
[11:34] Gi
    Were you looking for your next target?
[11:36] Gu
    No, I didn't do it!
[11:39] Gu
    I agree with Hannah, prom is just stupid.
[11:42] Gu
    So I was going to sign her petition.
[11:45] Gi
    So, why did you run?
[11:47] Gu
    Anybody would run if you
    treated them like a criminal!
[11:50] Gi
    Camilla just woke up, and she said
    you told her to come see you.
[11:56] Gu
    When I got there, they'd both collapsed.
[12:00] Gi
    I see! I see!
[12:01] Gi
    So, where'd you get the Anthem?
[12:04] Gu
    What's Anthem?
[12:07] Gu
    Drugs?! I don't do drugs!
[12:10] Gu
    I've been set up!
[12:12] Gi
    What did the forensics test show?
[12:14] Gu
    We'll have to wait a little
    while for the full report,
[12:16] Gu
    but there's no sign of an Overdrive
    or any signs he used it at all.
[12:19] Gi
    Then...
[12:20] Gu
    But he's still a suspect caught in possession
    of both Anthem and a deadly weapon.
[12:23] Gu
    It's possible that this crime and the skin
    cells that tested positive for Anthem...
[12:28] Gu
    Are you saying they're not related?
[12:29] Gu
    Does he not have a motive right now?
[12:32] Gu
    We're going to start the
    investigation over and find out.
[12:34] Gu
    Until this interrogation is over,
    no more looking around the school.
[12:38] Gi
    That's not right!
[12:39] Gi
    The real criminal may still be out there.
[12:42] Gu
    But right now, there's nothing we can do.
[12:45] Gu
    Well, once we're through tomorrow's prom,
[12:48] Gu
    this should be...
[12:49] Gu
    So we just give the perp what they want?
[12:52] Gu
    Don't you all look at me like that.
[12:54] Gu
    It's scary.
[12:57] Gu
    Want to get some food?
[12:59] Gu
    At this hour, nothing but
    Derick's place will be open.
[13:01] Gi
    I'll pass, then.
[13:02] Gu
    I want some veggies that didn't
    come out a freezer, too.
[13:04] Gi
    Want to come to our place, then?
[13:09] Gu
    Start eating.
[13:11] Gu
    This makes me feel so much better.
[13:13] Gi
    Right?
[13:14] Gi
    Max's cooking is so mild.
[13:17] Gu
    I'm kind of surprised, though.
[13:19] Gi
    Surprised?
[13:19] Gu
    Well, I mean, she looks scary,
[13:22] Gu
    and she acts scary during her investigations.
[13:23] Gu
    So I figured she'd be more like Deana.
[13:25] Gu
    She didn't used to be like that at all.
[13:31] Gu
    See? Doesn't she look so nice?
[13:35] Gu
    My grandma has those glasses.
[13:38] Gi
    It was the same when we became partners.
[13:41] Gi
    Max offered to let me live here.
[13:45] Gi
    How good freshly-washed sheets feel...
[13:48] Gi
    How wonderful morning smells...
[13:50] Gi
    I learned all that from her.
[13:52] Gu
    If people knew she was like that,
[13:55] Gu
    I'm sure she would've gotten
    a prom invite, though.
[13:58] Gi
    That wasn't what I meant before...
[14:01] Gi
    Let's use our forensics
    kits on all the students.
[14:05] Gi
    We can't let the criminal run free.
[14:07] Gu
    But, the school won't allow that.
[14:09] Gi
    We don't need to actually do it.
[14:19] Gi
    I'm glad you weren't hurt worse.
[14:24] Gi
    They won't cancel the prom, right?
[14:27] Gi
    It'll be held today.
[14:30] Gi
    But, I can't believe it...
[14:32] Gi
    That Chris did it...
[14:35] Gi
    We don't know that yet.
[14:37] Gi
    Don't worry.
[14:39] Gi
    I'll find the criminal before the party.
[14:47] Gi
    All the students have to get
    tested before the prom today.
[14:51] Gi
    There were police standing outside
    the front and back gate.
[14:55] Gu
    We're locked in!
[14:56] Gu
    This is getting fun!
[14:58] Gi
    It doesn't make sense!
[14:59] Gi
    They arrested the criminal!
[15:01] Gi
    It doesn't matter anymore.
[15:05] Gi
    Come with me.
[15:07] Gi
    Where are we going?
[15:08] Gi
    We're leaving.
[15:09] Gi
    Huh?
[15:10] Gi
    You're hurting my hand!
[15:13] Gi
    There's no point in going to
    a prom that the cops ruined!
[15:16] Gi
    This investigation is illegal,
    and I won't have it!
[15:17] Gi
    Elle, tell everybody what to do!
[15:20] Gi
    Are you listening?
[15:21] Gi
    We can have the prom another day.
[15:23] Gi
    Maybe even outside the school!
[15:26] Gi
    I don't care anymore!
[15:28] Gi
    About the prom, or being queen!
[15:31] Gi
    What are you saying—
[15:33] Gi
    Elle just wanted to dance with Chris.
[15:36] Gi
    But not if my prince is a criminal.
[15:40] Gi
    Elle...
[15:40] Gi
    And would you stop thinking you're so hot just
    because Elle let you in with the cool kids?
[15:48] Gi
    Elle, you're so mean!
[15:49] Gi
    You're an ugly bitch!
[15:51] Gi
    You try so hard to be cute and
    you can't do any better than that?
[15:56] Gi
    I know that!
[16:01] Gi
    But...
[16:03] Gi
    I was so honored when you talked to me...
[16:09] Gi
    So I wanted to be as pretty as I could...
[16:12] Gi
    Somebody you could be proud to be around...
[16:17] Gi
    Beauty!
[16:20] Gi
    I was so happy that you got to be queen
    and I got the second most votes...
[16:27] Gi
    It was my dream...
[16:30] Gi
    Were you the one who hurt the others?
[16:32] Gi
    Can you believe Chris?
[16:35] Gi
    Signing that petition to cancel the prom...
[16:37] Gi
    If somebody as popular as him signs the
    petition, they really might cancel it!
[16:42] Gi
    So I got rid of both him and Hannah!
[16:46] Gi
    So, what do you mean you don't care?
[16:49] Gi
    Are you stupid?
[16:50] Gi
    The police are right here at the school!
[16:52] Gi
    They'll find you!
[16:55] Gi
    What else can I do?
[16:57] Gi
    You have to be queen, and I
    have to be right next to you.
[17:00] Gi
    You did all that for the prom?
[17:02] Gi
    You're crazy!
[17:08] Gi
    Stop. This is the police.
[17:11] Gu
    It turned out just like Max said.
[17:13] Gu
    Once we spread a rumor we'd
    be testing for drugs,
[17:15] Gu
    the criminal would try to
    leave via the courtyard exit.
[17:19] Gu
    Great job, Max.
[17:21] Gi
    We're gonna get hell for doing it, though.
[17:24] Gi
    You suspected me the whole time? Why?
[17:27] Gi
    No other student was as
    obsessed with prom as you were.
[17:33] Gi
    I kept hoping it wasn't you.
[17:36] Gi
    If you really think so, then
    couldn't you have let me go?
[17:40] Gi
    Arrest her, now!
[17:44] Gi
    This was supposed to be the
    greatest day of my life.
[17:47] Gi
    No!
[17:55] Gi
    The criminal has used Anthem.
[17:57] Gi
    It's an overdose!
[17:59] Gu
    Huh? An Overdrive?
[18:00] Gu
    No, an overdose.
[18:02] Gu
    She took too much!
[18:30] Gu
    You let her go alone?
[18:31] Gi
    I thought maybe Max could save her.
[18:36] Gi
    Let the hostage go, now!
[18:44] Gi
    Once upon a time, there was a girl who
    wanted to go to prom more than anything.
[18:49] Gi
    She was an ordinary girl, a little
    shy, who loved cute things.
[18:55] Gi
    There was a boy who was her best friend.
[18:59] Gi
    His name was Connor.
[19:00] Gi
    The two seemed like total opposites,
    but strangely they got along well.
[19:06] Gi
    Save me! I don't want to die!
[19:09] Gi
    I said stop!
[19:11] Gi
    The girl was sure he'd invite her to prom.
[19:17] Gi
    But before the prom, he said
    something she never imagined.
[19:24] Gi
    It was his secret.
[19:31] Gi
    The girl accepted everything.
[19:35] Gi
    But the others rejected them.
[19:39] Gi
    They weren't even allowed in the ballroom.
[19:42] Gi
    After that, Connor turned
    to drugs and left town,
[19:45] Gi
    never coming back.
[19:48] Gi
    And the girl...
[19:50] Gi
    Camilla, stop!
[19:55] Gi
    Don't ruin your life over a stupid party!
[19:59] Gi
    You didn't want to be the runner-up...
    You wanted to be Elle's friend, right?
[20:19] Gi
    You can't become Connor.
[20:25] Gi
    I wish you could've been a friend to
    her like that girl was to Connor.
[20:39] Gu
    With the poison identified,
    the victims are recovering quickly.
[20:45] Gi
    I see.
[20:46] Gu
    We'll be looking into where these
    minors got the Anthem, too.
[20:50] Gi
    And the prom?
[20:52] Gu
    They'll hold it once the victims recover.
[20:56] Gu
    It'll be just a normal dance,
    with no king or queen.
[21:00] Gi
    I see.
[21:02] Gu
    Wonderfully done.
[21:04] Gu
    Just what I want to see
    from Travis's Angels...
[21:05] Gi
    I'll be going.
[21:06] Gu
    Wait.
[21:07] Gi
    What?
[21:08] Gu
    How've things been going with, you know...
[21:13] Gu
    Trouble!
[21:14] Gu
    Max, come quick!
[21:19] Gu
    Surprise!
[21:25] Gu
    Come on, have some cake!
[21:27] Gu
    I knew the motorcycle was a bad idea.
[21:30] Gi
    Kirill set the whole thing.
[21:32] Gu
    He said he was going to
    bring everything you like.
[21:36] Gu
    Yeah, I think it's really cool.
[21:39] Gu
    Really?
[21:40] Gu
    Derick, let's dance.
[21:42] Gu
    Nah!
[21:45] Gu
    Me, too.
[21:58] Gu
    Can I ask you something?
[22:00] Gu
    What?
[22:01] Gu
    Why do you keep that hairstyle?
[22:03] Gu
    You changed it for Connor, right?
[22:05] Gu
    It's the one that suits me best.
[22:10] Gu
    I see.
[22:14] Gu
    See? Prom's not so bad.
[22:18] Gi
    Yeah.
[22:20] Gi
    Now I have something else I like.
[23:56] Gu
    In ancient Lisvalletta, the wheels the young
    boys wear on their feet slice through the air,
[23:59] Gu
    and the wings on their
    backs pierce the heavens!
[24:01] Gu
    And since that sounds really cool, don't
    miss the ninth episode of Double Decker:
[24:04] Gu
    "Don't Think, Feel So Good!"
SIGN    Don't Think, Feel So Good!
[24:06] Gu
    Have you ever picked a cosmos flower?

E10 - Failed Detective, But Pure

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[00:00] Gu
    So we haven't tracked down Zabel yet?
[00:04] Gu
    This latest case makes it clear
[00:06] Gu
    that if we want to take down Esperanza,
    we'll need to work together.
[00:11] Gu
    SEVEN-O and the military?
[00:13] Gu
    I was very impressed during the
    fake kidnapping the other day...
[00:16] Gu
    By that brave and talented detective.
[00:21] Gu
    It's the perfect day for laundry.
[00:24] Gu
    Who cares?!
[00:27] Gu
    You damn well better have
    written your report today!
[00:29] Gu
    I'm still hurt—
[00:30] Gu
    We're not allowed back on the
    streets until you turn it in!
[00:34] Gu
    Hey, wanna spend the night with me?
SIGN    #10 Failed Detective, but Pure!
[02:10] Gu
    If I'd realized you were a cop,
    I wouldn't have approached you.
[02:12] Gu
    Who do you think you're talking to?
[02:14] Gu
    I didn't realize you were a guy, either.
[02:17] Gu
    I totally failed!
[02:18] Gu
    I'm willing to talk about
    this down at the station...
[02:22] Gu
    Let him off.
[02:24] Gu
    But he...
[02:26] Gu
    You don't just look like a girl,
    you act like one, too.
[02:29] Gu
    You little...
[02:30] Gu
    Gus...
[02:32] Gu
    Um, did my son cause any problems?
[02:35] Gu
    No...
[02:36] Gu
    Dad! You need to get back in bed.
[02:38] Gu
    But I was worried about you.
[02:41] Gu
    We're done here, right?
[02:44] Gu
    You're so sweaty...
[02:46] Gu
    Nurse, get a wheelchair!
[02:49] Gu
    I can walk back.
[02:51] Gu
    Don't force yourself! Please!
[02:54] Gu
    He's not a bad guy, I guess...
[02:59] Gu
    That guy!
[03:01] Gu
    Of course, Doug knows...
[03:03] Gu
    His partner's not allowed back on the
    streets until he fills out all his paperwork!
[03:11] Gu
    But he wants some time
    off, and he's getting it!
[03:15] Gu
    I'm giving him a lecture when I find him!
[03:18] Gi
    You little piece of shit,
[03:20] Gi
    you think you can buy me for this price?
[03:24] Gu
    I didn't ask you, I asked her—
[03:29] Gi
    I guess you're too young to understand
    the beauty of an adult woman...
[03:34] Gi
    Deana, calm down!
[03:36] Gu
    He never learns, I guess.
[03:38] Gi
    Kirill?
[03:39] Gu
    What? You failures are with that failure?
[03:43] Gi
    Deana!
[03:46] Gi
    I don't know what his deal
    is, but he pisses me off.
[03:48] Gi
    Yeah...
[03:49] Gu
    Sorry to tell you this when
    you came all the way here,
[03:52] Gu
    but Doug's running all through the hospital.
[03:55] Gi
    We're not here to see him.
[03:58] Gi
    We're here to do some questioning.
[04:00] Gi
    These are photographs of the
    four people who have died
[04:03] Gi
    under mysterious circumstances
    over the last few months.
[04:07] Gi
    Our investigation revealed they
    had two things in common.
[04:12] Gi
    One was that they were all Anthem users.
[04:16] Gi
    And the other...
[04:18] Gu
    They were all former patients here, right?
[04:22] Gi
    I guess when you run a whole hospital
[04:25] Gi
    you've still got time to learn
    the face of every patient.
[04:28] Gi
    The Doctor is a leading authority
    in the field of end-of-life care.
[04:31] Gi
    He does everything he can for each—
[04:34] Gi
    They were all told they only
    had a short time to live.
[04:37] Gi
    We were coming up with a care plan
[04:39] Gi
    for each of them when they forced
    their way out of the hospital.
[04:43] Gi
    I can see why they'd turn to Anthem
    as an escape for their pain.
[04:48] Gi
    Is that how a doctor's supposed to talk?
[04:51] Gu
    He's saying it because he's a doctor.
[04:53] Gu
    Any drug can be both a cure or a
    poison, depending on how you use it.
[04:58] Gu
    Do you even know how Anthem
    affects the human body?
[05:05] Gu
    There's some kind of gene editing
    technology with a weird name.
[05:09] Gu
    Something similar happens
    when you use Anthem, right?
[05:18] Gu
    During gene editing, there's a small chance
[05:22] Gu
    that an error occurs that
    can awaken dormant genes.
[05:25] Gu
    What we call "Overdrive"
    is caused by these errors.
[05:30] Gu
    As I see it, Anthem is likely similar
    to a bacteria or something.
[05:35] Gu
    Um, I think bacteria have
    something called a vector...
[05:39] Gu
    Yeah, that's it.
[05:40] Gu
    Normally they take some kind
    of gene and copy it...
[05:44] Gu
    Right. They're just carriers.
[05:47] Gu
    But very rarely they have an
    effect on the genes themselves,
[05:50] Gu
    and have an effect on the body, too.
[05:54] Gu
    Like this?
[05:56] Gu
    Well, basically.
[06:00] Gu
    Wonderful!
[06:01] Gu
    I've been waiting so long for
    an investigator like you.
[06:05] Gu
    Can you have SEVEN-O's leadership
    put me in touch with the military?
[06:12] Gu
    Dr. Pope has applied to
    the military many times
[06:15] Gu
    to have Anthem approved for medical use...
[06:18] Gu
    I'm not sure what to say—
[06:21] Gu
    Hey. Who are you?
[06:26] Gu
    Excuse me...
[06:28] Gu
    Excuse me...
[06:30] Gu
    Can you help me?
[06:34] Gu
    Thank you.
[06:37] Gu
    Not at all.
[06:38] Gu
    Hey, you two.
[06:41] Gu
    Do you have a boyfriend?
[06:42] Gi
    Aww, what's gotten into you?
[06:44] Gu
    He keeps going after every
    girl he sees lately.
[06:49] Gu
    Worried?
[06:50] Gu
    No, the opposite.
[06:51] Gu
    I'm happy.
[06:53] Gu
    He always spent all his time with me.
[06:56] Gu
    He's got a lot of suffering
    in store for him.
[07:00] Gu
    So I want him to let loose once in a while.
[07:07] Gu
    Help me...
[07:09] Gu
    I don't want to die...
[07:13] Gu
    I don't believe it.
[07:14] Gu
    That idiot?
[07:15] Gu
    I mean it!
[07:17] Gu
    He suddenly started talking like
    a totally different person!
[07:19] Gu
    Right?
[07:20] Gu
    He really was like a different person!
[07:22] Gu
    Did he get into some kind of weird drug—
[07:24] Gu
    I did not!
[07:26] Gi
    But it doesn't make sense!
[07:28] Gi
    You're so stupid. How can you know
    all those details about Anthem?
[07:31] Gu
    Because...
[07:33] Gu
    Anthem is a drug that affects human genes.
[07:36] Gu
    So once in a while, it can
    cause extreme changes.
[07:39] Gu
    It removes all your natural limiters.
[07:43] Gu
    That should be enough to figure
    out how it works, right?
[07:46] Gi
    That kind of pisses me off...
[07:48] ---
    Right?
[07:49] Gu
    And stop slacking and work!
[07:52] Gu
    Is that stuff you're putting together now...
[07:54] Gu
    They did ask for my help.
[07:57] Gu
    I figured I'd just slap something
    together and hand it to Travis.
[08:00] Gu
    I'll help then.
[08:03] Gu
    With your amateur level of knowledge, you're
    probably not going to be able to do it right.
[08:07] Gu
    No thanks.
[08:09] Gu
    You're an amateur. You can't do it.
[08:13] Gu
    You're pretty sharp, for an amateur,
    to have picked out that paper.
[08:17] Gu
    "On the Potentialities of Silent Genes."
[08:21] Gu
    I think I was about 12
    or 13 when it came out.
[08:24] Gu
    It was an interesting paper.
[08:27] Gu
    Thanks, I guess.
[08:29] Gu
    You wrote this?
[08:31] Gu
    No way!
[08:32] Gu
    I needed it to pay for school!
[08:34] Gu
    It was so many years ago I've
    mostly forgotten it all, though.
[08:38] Gi
    You spent years studying
    genetic engineering?
[08:41] Gu
    No, it was in a manga and it
    looked kinda cool. That's all.
[08:45] Gu
    Kirill, you're crazy!
[08:47] Gu
    "Kinda... cool?"
[08:49] Gi
    Kirill was actually really smart.
[08:51] Gu
    I am not.
[08:54] Gu
    I worked really hard on that paper to
    try and get some scholarship money,
[08:58] Gu
    but the minute I got the money,
    I forgot every word.
[09:00] Gi
    I refuse to accept it!
[09:02] Gi
    I refuse to accept the possibility
    that you're not an idiot!
[09:05] Gi
    It's going to take me some time, too.
[09:08] Gu
    You can think what you like.
[09:11] Gu
    Oh, right.
[09:12] Gu
    I can't figure out what's
    in the Anti-AMS bullets.
[09:15] Gu
    What is that stuff?
[09:17] Gu
    That's top-secret military
    information. I don't know.
[09:20] Gu
    I see...
[09:22] Gu
    Hey, are these the only
    other papers we have?
[09:25] Gu
    Oh, wait.
[09:27] Gu
    Yuri's inside.
[09:29] Gu
    She's undergoing maintenance.
[09:30] Gu
    It should be over soon though.
[09:32] Gu
    Maintenance?!
[09:34] Gu
    It's not like she's a robot!
SIGN    He's trying his best to keep her secret
[09:37] Gi
    So she's totally naked in there?
[09:40] Gu
    You probably shouldn't look.
[09:41] Gu
    It's not what you think.
[09:52] Gi
    Staring at your subordinates naked?
[09:54] Gu
    No, no, no!
[09:55] Gi
    It was so sexy you spilled your coffee?
[10:00] Gu
    F-Forget that. Buzz-Cut!
[10:02] Gu
    Did you get those reports?!
[10:07] Gu
    Jeez!
[10:21] Gu
    Hey, wait!
[10:23] Gu
    Wait—
[10:24] Gu
    Let me go, failure!
[10:27] Gu
    Don't sleep here.
[10:30] Gu
    Go home!
[10:30] Gu
    It's gone!
[10:32] Gu
    Just leave me alone!
[10:35] Gu
    I'm not letting the cops bail me out!
[10:38] Gu
    You a Renoir fan?
[10:41] Gu
    I can't die yet...
[10:44] Gu
    I can't leave him behind...
[10:59] Gi
    Really?
[11:01] Gi
    I didn't know you were into that.
[11:04] Gu
    You're kidding me.
[11:05] Gu
    I am not!
[11:07] Gu
    Did you come here just to
    tell your terrible jokes—
[11:09] Gi
    I'm showing in your guests!
[11:12] Gu
    Here's the Derick Special you ordered.
[11:14] Gu
    I came all the way out here for you!
[11:16] Gu
    Derick?
[11:17] Gu
    Why?
[11:19] Gu
    I told him he didn't need to come,
[11:20] Gu
    but he said it was dangerous
    for a woman to be out alone.
[11:24] Gu
    I was kicked out for not paying the rent.
[11:27] Gu
    Did you tell your dad about the rent?
[11:30] Gu
    I got the money.
[11:32] Gu
    He gave me an account with money
    for rent and the things I need.
[11:36] Gu
    But it all got used for
    his medical treatments.
[11:38] Gu
    But you're still flashing cash to get girls?
[11:41] Gu
    That was...
[11:43] Gu
    I wanted Dad...
[11:46] Gu
    When I was born, my mom died.
[11:50] Gu
    And all he ever did after that
    was work and take care of me.
[11:53] Gu
    He never did anything fun.
[11:57] Gu
    So I wanted him to spend some time
    with a pretty girl before he died.
[12:02] Gu
    If he can't, then his life
    is just too pathetic!
[12:09] Gu
    You did it for your dad?
[12:12] Gu
    Hey, big guy, give me a hand.
[12:16] Gu
    The least I can give him
    is some after-dinner tea.
[12:21] Gu
    What's wrong?
[12:22] Gu
    Don't just decide that!
[12:25] Gu
    Don't just decide that
    his life was pathetic!
[12:28] Gu
    It's much worse to know that that's
    how his son thinks of him!
[12:33] Gu
    Kirill...
[12:34] Gu
    Whether you've got money, or girls
    like you, or you've got an easy life.
[12:38] Gu
    Of course, it's better
    to have all that stuff.
[12:41] Gu
    But that's not what really matters!
[12:44] Gu
    Even if you can't see them,
[12:45] Gu
    it's enough to know your family
    is alive and doing well!
[12:51] Gu
    So you need to smile, for your dad's sake.
[12:55] Gu
    Eat. Stay warm.
[12:58] Gu
    Hey!
[13:00] Gu
    That was sudden...
[13:04] Gu
    You were lonely, weren't you?
[13:06] Gu
    When grandpa died?
[13:09] Gu
    I'm sorry for leaving you alone for so long.
[13:12] Gu
    It's fine. We're together now.
[13:19] Gu
    Hello?
[13:22] Gu
    How did that happen?
[13:24] Gu
    Fine, I'm coming.
[13:26] Gu
    Sorry, can you take care of him for me?
[13:32] Gu
    Hey.
[13:35] Gu
    What the hell are you thinking,
    leaving the hospital?
[13:40] Gu
    Did you bring that forensics kit?
[13:41] Gu
    Listen to me.
[13:43] Gu
    He's in Overdrive.
[13:45] Gu
    You're not even going to talk to me?
[13:49] Gu
    The man?
[13:54] Gu
    Is it not working?
[13:57] Gu
    So that's it...
[13:57] Gu
    Come on, explain things!
[14:01] Gu
    Hey!
[14:02] Gu
    He was knocking at death's door
    in the hospital this afternoon.
[14:08] Gu
    That's the case the girls are following...
[14:11] Gu
    Several patients left the
    hospital only to end up dead.
[14:16] Gu
    From Anthem.
[14:17] Gu
    It may be related.
[14:25] Gu
    I saw you at the hospital.
[14:28] Gu
    Can we talk?
[14:29] Gu
    There's nothing to talk about.
[14:32] Gu
    Stop! Stop or I'll shoot!
[14:34] Gu
    All I did was grab the light of hope you
    can only find in that hospital room!
[14:45] Gu
    Stay put. I'll help you—
[14:49] Gu
    I just did what they told me to!
[14:52] Gu
    Wait!
[14:54] Gu
    Shit!
[14:56] Gu
    Let me see that kit.
[14:59] Gu
    He refused further treatment
    and left the hospital.
[15:03] Gu
    But, another patient at your hospital...
[15:06] Gu
    "Former" patient.
[15:08] Gu
    I'd like to get your opinion as a
    medical professional then, Director.
[15:13] Gu
    What is it?
[15:14] Gu
    Anthem was detected in the patient's blood.
[15:19] Gu
    From the fact that he's still
    fleeing despite his wounds,
[15:22] Gu
    it's clear his body has undergone
    some form of physical change.
[15:25] Gu
    But there's no Overdrive detected.
[15:28] Gu
    What do you think this might mean?
[15:31] Gu
    There's not enough information to say.
[15:34] Gu
    But when your life is fading away,
    and death is drawing ever nearer,
[15:39] Gu
    isn't it normal to want
    to feel normal again?
[15:42] Gu
    Yes, but...
[15:44] Gu
    Please leave.
[15:48] Gu
    Let's talk to Travis tomorrow.
[15:50] Gu
    But I don't know if we'll
    be able to get a warrant.
[15:53] Gu
    I'll fill out those reports.
[15:56] Gu
    Eventually.
[15:57] Gu
    If you could use Anthem for
    medicinal purposes,
[16:01] Gu
    would things change?
[16:03] Gu
    It's men that make a drug
    a poison or a cure.
[16:08] Gu
    In the end, it's up to
    the people who use it...
[16:14] Gu
    What's happening to my body?
[16:17] Gu
    I'm bleeding and it doesn't hurt.
[16:19] Gu
    I can't taste, or smell,
    or feel heat or cold!
[16:23] Gu
    Damn it! Another error?
[16:25] Gu
    I can't feel a thing!
[16:27] Gu
    Hey, tell me!
[16:29] Gu
    Take me to the person who offered
    you that light of hope.
[16:33] Gu
    Then I'll tell you.
[16:37] Gu
    Huh? Where's Gus?
[16:40] Gu
    Dad!
[16:42] Gu
    No way...
[16:46] Gu
    Turn me back!
[16:48] Gu
    He's fast.
[16:49] Gu
    There's nothing to be afraid of.
[16:51] Gu
    This is a medicine of hope.
[16:53] Gu
    But...
[16:54] Gu
    It's got a 30% probability
    of killing me, right?
[16:58] Gu
    And side-effects?
[17:00] Gu
    We'll watch you for 24 hours to
    make sure that doesn't happen.
[17:04] Gu
    If you can get through that, you'll be free.
[17:07] Gu
    Jeffery, at this rate,
    you've got ten days to live.
[17:13] Gu
    Dad?
[17:17] Gu
    It's your decision to make.
[17:26] Gu
    What's happening to my body?
[17:28] Gu
    The failure!
[17:30] Gu
    Gus!
[17:30] Gu
    Doctor!
[17:32] Gu
    Calm down.
[17:33] Gu
    I'll make you feel better.
[17:35] Gu
    Answer me, please!
[17:39] Gu
    What is this?
[17:43] Gu
    Their influence goes further than I thought.
[17:48] Gu
    Esperanza!
[17:49] Gu
    Their goal is to figure out the
    ratios for the Anti-AMS bullets?
[17:54] Gu
    They're injecting the patients with Anthem,
[17:56] Gu
    then injecting them with the five drugs
    that make up the Anti-AMS bullets
[18:00] Gu
    to try and figure out the right balance.
[18:02] Gu
    Then those errors...
[18:03] Gu
    Are because the drugs are partially working.
[18:07] Gu
    Each one of those five drugs
    is deadly on its own.
[18:09] Gu
    Once they get the data, the patient is...
[18:12] Gu
    A necessary sacrifice!
[18:14] Gu
    If we can gain the benefits
    of Anthem without the risks,
[18:17] Gu
    the medical potential is—
[18:18] Gu
    Then give me more!
[18:20] Gu
    What are you doing?
[18:23] Gu
    Enjoying some medical potential!
[18:25] Gu
    Stop!
[18:30] Gu
    Vitality!
[18:40] Gu
    You idiot!
[18:44] ---
    Ow...
[18:46] Gu
    Save me...
[18:49] Gu
    S-Save me...
[18:51] Gu
    It hurts... It hurts...
[18:53] Gu
    Now he's just a corpse waiting for death!
[18:56] Gu
    And it's your fault!
[18:58] Gu
    Your coming here shortened his
    life and drove him to death!
[19:01] Gu
    Save me... I don't want to die!
[19:05] Gu
    I'm giving my patients hope—
[19:08] Gu
    "Hope"? Shut your mouth!
[19:10] Gu
    Enough.
[19:12] Gu
    Jeffery... Do you want to live?
[19:15] Gu
    Th-Then help me!
[19:17] Gu
    Use the Anthem!
[19:19] Gu
    Use the Anthem and you'll
    have the power of a giant,
[19:23] Gu
    and the vitality to defeat your illness!
[19:25] Gu
    Shut up!
[19:26] Gu
    Let's run away together!
[19:28] Gu
    I'm the only one who can keep you alive!
[19:33] Gu
    Don't you want to see your son grow up?
[19:35] Gu
    See him get married? See your grandkid?
[19:40] Gu
    I do...
[19:42] Gu
    Dad...
[19:43] Gu
    Use it!
[19:44] Gu
    No!
[20:02] Gu
    I won't become a monster.
[20:07] Gu
    I'm going to die as his father.
[20:20] Gu
    How are you doing?
[20:22] Gu
    I'm all right.
[20:23] Gu
    They even gave me this fancy room...
[20:26] Gu
    They'll probably have lots
    of questions for you,
[20:29] Gu
    but it shouldn't take more than an hour.
[20:32] Gu
    I see.
[20:33] Gu
    And...
[20:36] Gu
    There's something Gus wants you to see.
[20:40] Gu
    Gus?
[20:41] Gu
    You said you wanted to see
    me get married, right?
[20:44] Gu
    So I had everyone help me.
[20:46] Gu
    You're beautiful, Kirill.
[20:48] Gu
    Yeah, I think so, too.
[20:51] Gu
    Detective...
[20:53] Gu
    I'll do my best!
[20:55] Gu
    I'll study hard! I won't turn into a thug!
[20:59] Gu
    Someday I'll get married.
[21:00] Gu
    It might be a pretty woman or an ugly
    one, or even a guy like this failure.
[21:05] Gu
    Stop calling me a failure.
[21:08] Gu
    I may not get married.
[21:11] Gu
    But if I can, I'll have a kid,
[21:14] Gu
    and be a dad like you, Dad...
[21:17] Gu
    I'll live like you...
[21:20] Gu
    I'm okay...
[21:23] Gu
    So, just think about yourself.
[21:27] Gu
    And for as long as we can...
[21:40] Gi
    I see.
[21:41] Gi
    So Gus is staying with your landlord.
[21:44] Gu
    Just temporarily.
[21:46] Gu
    They're talking with a social
    worker to see what comes next.
[21:51] Gu
    And you're handling the paperwork?
[21:53] Gu
    Yeah. They asked if I wanted to live with
    him and I told them I wasn't into that.
[21:58] Gu
    I'll do it.
[22:00] Gu
    Thanks.
[22:02] Gu
    When your time comes, I'll walk with you.
[22:05] Gu
    Down the aisle at your wedding.
[22:07] Gu
    But, these women's clothes...
[22:11] Gu
    No, thank you.
[22:13] Gu
    Constable Kirill Vrubel.
[22:17] Gu
    They said at the station
    you were probably here.
[22:20] Gu
    Any interest in joining the military?
[23:55] Gu
    Kirill is uncertain how to
    handle this sudden invitation!
[23:57] Gu
    The wheels of fate begin to turn,
[23:59] Gu
    and the ball of destiny begins to roll!
[24:01] Gu
    Where will the Pythagoras
    ***** of life take him?
[24:04] Gu
    Next time on Double Decker Episode 11:
[24:06] Gu
    "SEVEN-O Dies Twice!"
SIGN    SEVEN-O Dies Twice!
[24:08] Gu
    Wait, don't die!

E11 - Seven-O Dies Twice!

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[00:02] Gu
    Constable.
[00:04] Gu
    Constable Vrubel.
[00:07] Gu
    Constable Vrubel!
[00:10] Gu
    Get us some coffee.
[00:14] Gu
    Idiot Buzz-Cut, aka Kirill
    Vrubel, seems out of it.
[00:18] Gu
    What is in his heart?
[00:21] (Flashback) Gu
    Any interest in joining the military?
[00:24] (Flashback) Gu
    Does that mean...?
[00:25] (Flashback) Gu
    Just what I said.
[00:28] (Flashback) Gu
    But I just joined SEVEN-O.
[00:31] Gu
    The offer to join the Lisvalletta
    Military was tempting him.
[00:36] (Flashback) Gu
    Do you want to be a hero
    who saves the world?
[00:39] Gu
    Tempting...
[00:41] (Flashback) Gu
    You don't need to answer me now.
[00:44] (Flashback) Gu
    But, let me say this.
[00:47] (Flashback) Gu
    You're not like the others.
[00:48] (Flashback) Gu
    You're special.
[00:51] Gu
    Special!
[00:53] Gu
    Never mind! He'd basically made up his mind!
[00:57] Gu
    Did something good happen?
[00:58] ---
    No, not really.
[01:01] Gu
    Don't tell me... You got a psychic
    power upgrade at your last maintenance!
[01:05] Gi
    Robots aren't all powerful.
[01:08] Gu
    R-Right...
[01:09] Gu
    You have some, too, Travis-san.
[01:12] Gu
    Gracias.
[01:15] Gu
    He forced me to do it! I had to!
[01:18] Gu
    Who is "he"?
[01:20] Gu
    Z. Zabel Franken.
[01:25] Gu
    Zabel...
[01:28] Gu
    The military wants to crush Esperanza?
[01:32] Gu
    What do we do, Boss?
[01:34] Gu
    What else?
[01:37] Gu
    Sit.
[01:39] Gu
    You're being rude to the food.
SIGN    SEVEN-O Dies Twice!
[03:16] Gu
    After the matter with Pope and Esperanza,
[03:19] Gu
    command of the operation
    was moved to the military.
[03:21] Gu
    This was the first time in history
[03:23] Gu
    that the military had become so
    involved in an individual case.
[03:27] Gu
    The military expanded the
    scope of the search,
[03:31] Gu
    using every available police officer to search
    every university hospital in the city.
[03:43] Gu
    I see.
[03:44] Gu
    So the downfall of that mayoral
    candidate was the trigger, huh?
[03:47] Gu
    The ones pushing for legalization
    were connected to Esperanza.
[03:50] Gu
    The brass is looking to make
    an example out of them.
[03:53] Gu
    Esperanza's small fry for the military.
[03:56] Gu
    You're not eating?
[03:58] Gi
    My daughter's wedding is next month.
[04:00] Gu
    When's the wedding exactly?
[04:02] Gu
    We were school buddies.
[04:04] Gu
    I'll send a bouquet.
[04:06] Gu
    Don't worry about my kid.
    Worry about your dumb son.
[04:09] Gu
    Son?
[04:10] Gu
    The military ordered me to submit every
    piece of documentation we had on Kirill Vrubel.
[04:16] Gu
    You okay with that?
[04:18] Gu
    You had high hopes for him, right?
[04:20] Gu
    Son?
[04:22] Gu
    Me and Buzz-Cut are big brother
    and little brother, right?
[04:25] Gu
    Just looks-wise.
[04:27] Gu
    Well, it's his choice to make, I guess.
[04:31] Gu
    I hate working so early in the morning!
[04:33] Gu
    Tell it to the military.
[04:36] Gi
    It's bullshit, I tell you.
[04:37] Gi
    All they do is give orders,
    and they get three times our pay.
[04:41] Gu
    Three times?
[04:42] Gi
    They get full benefits and
    retirement, and a luxury car too.
[04:45] Gu
    A luxury car?
[04:47] Gi
    And the cafeteria is free and
    all you can eat, I hear.
[04:50] Gu
    All you can eat!
[04:52] Gi
    They have cool uniforms, too.
[04:53] Gu
    That's right!
[04:54] Gi
    Knock it the hell off, idiot Buzz-Cut.
[04:59] Gu
    But if you got the chance
    to work for the military...
[05:02] Gi
    I'd take them up on it in an instant!
[05:04] Gi
    Everyone, we're leaving.
[05:18] Gu
    I wanted to be a detective so bad.
[05:21] Gu
    Lisvalletta Police
    24
SIGN    °Edited for this specific region
SIGN    I'm XXX.
SIGN    Rookie Detective
SIGN    Veteran Detective
[05:27] Gu
    But now my dream's basically come true...
[05:33] Gu
    You should try to act a little tired,
[05:36] Gu
    or they'll find out you're a robot.
[05:38] Gi
    I'll be careful.
[05:41] Gu
    A hot spring, huh?
[05:42] Gi
    I thought I'd go with Max
    on our next vacation.
[05:45] Gu
    Hot springs! Great!
[05:47] Gu
    Let's all go!
[05:49] Gu
    Right, idiot Buzz-Cut?
[05:50] Gu
    Me, too?
[05:51] Gu
    I said everyone, and that
    includes you, right?
[05:53] Gi
    I guess we'd have to invite
    Derick and Apple, too.
[05:57] Gu
    Then we should invite Milla, too.
[05:59] Gi
    Yeah.
[06:00] Gi
    The families of our detectives
    are part of the team.
[06:01] Gi
    Yeah.
[06:03] Gu
    Part of the team...
[06:04] Gi
    I hate to spoil the fun,
    but we can't take everyone.
[06:07] Gi
    There'll be nobody left to run SEVEN-O.
[06:09] Gi
    Who cares?
[06:10] Gi
    If the investigation keeps going like this,
    we'll have a lot of free time.
[06:15] Gu
    You really think so?
[06:17] Gu
    An operation of this scale's going
    to attract a lot of attention.
[06:22] Gu
    All we're doing is increasing
    public awareness of Anthem.
[06:25] Gu
    Who cares?
[06:26] Gu
    As long as Esperanza gets wiped out.
[06:29] Gu
    If you try to use governmental
    power to keep somebody down,
[06:31] Gu
    it'll always cause a strain somewhere.
[06:32] Gu
    A strain?
[06:34] Gu
    Our bosses are finally doing their jobs.
[06:36] Gu
    You're taking the military's side a lot.
[06:38] Gu
    I am not...
[06:39] Gu
    Commander Cooper sent snacks.
[06:42] Gu
    This is Pizza Liavetta's three-cheese
    fromage pizza! It's got a two-year waiting list!
[06:50] Gu
    It's so good!
[06:52] Gu
    This is from the Commander.
[07:02] Gu
    You seem uncertain about what to do.
[07:04] Gu
    I guess I'm just finally getting
    used to the job I have.
[07:07] Gu
    I kind of like it there.
[07:11] Gu
    What I'm about to tell you is top secret.
[07:15] Gu
    Why is there one moon, but two suns?
[07:19] Gu
    Have you ever wondered?
[07:22] Gu
    No, not really.
[07:24] Gu
    The military calls the sun
    that shines brighter "Nikai."
[07:30] Gu
    You ever heard of it?
[07:32] (Flashback) Gu
    Further up! Way further up!
[07:36] (Flashback) Gu
    The 2nd floor (Nikai).
[07:36] (Flashback) Gu
    The 2nd floor?
[07:38] Gu
    I guess...
[07:40] Gu
    But I thought it was just
    a drunk's ramblings.
[07:43] Gu
    There's a world of humans on Nikai, with
    a different civilization than ours.
[07:48] Gu
    We've tried to make contact
    with them in secret,
[07:50] Gu
    but they're reluctant to
    get involved with us.
[07:54] Gu
    Why are you telling me this?
[07:58] Gu
    Eighteen years ago, we got a certain
    piece of information.
[08:02] Gu
    Children had escaped from Nikai.
[08:06] Gu
    The military's spent years looking for them.
[08:10] Gu
    What?
[08:11] Gu
    When I heard your good luck charm,
[08:15] Gu
    I decided to do some research.
[08:17] (Flashback) Gu
    Don't think. Feel so good!
[08:22] Gu
    It's a line from a Nikai prayer.
[08:25] Gu
    I never thought I'd meet you like this...
[08:28] Gu
    Then, that thing about scouting me?
[08:31] Gu
    It's true that we want your abilities.
[08:34] Gu
    So I thought we couldn't just
    leave you where you are.
[08:38] Gu
    Milla never said anything...
[08:40] Gu
    You mean Valery Vrubel, right?
[08:44] Gu
    If you come work for the military,
    I can guarantee your safety.
[08:50] Gu
    "Safety"?
[08:51] Gu
    The existence of Nikai is top-secret.
[08:54] Gu
    If your existence becomes public,
    your lives may be in danger.
[09:00] Gu
    You, especially, are special.
[09:03] Gu
    What does that mean?
[09:05] Gu
    I'll tell you the rest when
    you join the military.
[09:08] Gu
    But...
[09:09] Gu
    Don't forget.
[09:11] Gu
    I'm taking a risk, telling you the truth.
[09:15] Gu
    Your very presence is putting
    your friends at risk.
[09:22] Gu
    So the day's finally come.
[09:25] Gu
    Then...
[09:27] Gu
    Why didn't you ever tell me?
[09:29] Gu
    I was desperate to protect you!
[09:32] Gu
    You're my only family.
[09:35] Gu
    Cooper said I'm special.
[09:39] Gu
    I was never told the details.
[09:42] Gu
    But...
[09:44] Gu
    I know Mother and the others risked
    their lives to protect us.
[09:52] Gu
    This Nikai place is that dangerous?
[09:55] Gu
    I started dressing this way as a disguise.
[09:58] Gu
    Dan took us in, and then took care of
    us even after I told him the truth.
[10:03] Gu
    Grandpa never said a word...
[10:06] Gu
    But together, we stand out a lot.
[10:11] Gu
    So I left.
[10:12] Gu
    For me?
[10:14] Gu
    I intended to never see you again.
[10:17] Gu
    But when we did meet, I got greedy.
[10:19] Gu
    To be honest, it's scaring me
    that they know who we are.
[10:23] Gu
    But I'll stay by your side and
    support you on the path you choose.
[10:33] Gu
    You're going to eat, right?
[10:35] Gu
    Oh, yeah. Right.
[10:37] Gu
    So?
[10:38] Gu
    Um, hypothetically...
[10:41] Gu
    Just come out with it.
[10:43] Gu
    If you knew being a detective would
    put you and your friends in danger,
[10:49] Gu
    what would you do?
[10:51] Gu
    If you knew that you'd...
[10:54] Gu
    Danger is a part of the job.
[10:56] Gu
    I mean, sure... But...
[10:58] Gu
    I like this job quite a bit.
[11:01] Gu
    But it's dangerous.
[11:03] Gu
    But you'll protect me, right?
[11:07] Gu
    That's what a partner's for.
[11:10] Gu
    Sorry, all I've got is
    beer and red bean bread.
[11:14] Gu
    Partner...
[11:15] Gu
    Want to go out to eat?
[11:17] Gu
    I want to stay here.
[11:20] Gu
    Takeout? This early?
[11:22] Gu
    This may be selfish, but... I...
[11:25] Gu
    I'm going to go take a half day off!
[11:29] Gu
    Please leave a message.
[11:32] Gu
    Good morning. This is Constable Vrubel.
[11:35] Gu
    I'd like to come over there now...
[11:40] Gu
    We lost Medical Center #5, too!
[11:42] Gu
    I was told that G lost his hideout, too.
[11:44] Gu
    Boss, are we just going to let
    them run roughshod over us?
[11:48] Gu
    Stay calm.
[11:49] Gu
    B.
[11:50] Gu
    Hiding in the shadows
    ain't your style, Boss.
[12:00] Gu
    Do you have a meeting with the Commander?
[12:02] Gu
    I keep telling you, he's not picking up!
[12:06] Gu
    See? It's ringing now!
[12:09] Gu
    I finally got you.
[12:11] Gu
    Bwig job! Commandwer Cwoopa says
    he fwound Zabel's hwideout.
[12:17] Gu
    He's taken personal command
    and surrounded it.
[12:20] Gu
    Everybody's on their way.
[12:22] Gu
    The police and military are going
    to crush it together, he says.
[12:25] Gu
    Damn it! I missed him?!
[12:29] Gi
    A half day?
[12:31] Gi
    Is he serious?
[12:33] Gu
    I don't know how kids think.
[12:35] Gu
    Detective Billingham.
[12:37] Gu
    Leave this to us!
[12:40] Gu
    Okay.
[12:41] Gu
    As you know, this is the commander of
    police special forces, Sam Purcell,
[12:41] [Messenger] Gu
    Sam Purcell
SIGN    William Jefferson
[12:45] Gu
    and Kirill's old co-worker, Jefferson.
[12:47] Gu
    Of course, you all remember
    them, but just in case.
[12:51] Gu
    I'm counting on you, Jefferson.
[12:54] Gi
    Once the commander gives the
    order, they'll bust in.
[12:58] Gi
    I can't believe they found
    their hideout so fast.
[13:00] Gi
    The military knows what it's doing.
[13:02] Gu
    It knows it a little too well.
[13:04] Gu
    There's no way they could
    find it this fast...
[13:15] Gu
    Fantasia!
[13:18] Gu
    Illusion!
[13:28] Gi
    We can talk later.
[13:30] Gi
    Now make way.
[13:33] Gu
    Apple?
[13:34] Gu
    I'll be there in five minutes. Get it ready!
[13:37] Gu
    I just got here.
[13:39] Gu
    And call me Doctor. I'm your...
[13:44] Gu
    Apple?
[13:45] Gu
    Zabel?
[13:48] Gu
    Zabel's here!
[13:49] Gu
    Apple! Apple!
[13:51] Gu
    Try anything, and I'll kill
    your friends one by one.
[14:07] Gi
    Leave this to us and get back!
[14:18] Gi
    Time to give you your medicine.
[14:20] Gi
    Come on!
[14:22] Gu
    What did you say?
[14:23] Gu
    The whole thing there is a setup!
[14:27] Gu
    Apple's been taken hostage!
[14:29] Gu
    Their goal is probably to empty out SEVEN-O.
[14:34] Gu
    Their whole plan was to get the information
    on the Anti-AMS bullet from Apple!
[14:39] Gu
    Did you tell Commander Cooper this?
[14:41] Gu
    I can't.
[14:42] Gu
    If they attack our HQ,
    Apple and the others will...
[14:46] Gu
    Yeah...
[14:48] Gi
    Get the **** to work, you !
[14:52] Gu
    The others are busy.
[14:53] Gu*
    You alone are enough.
[14:55] Gu
    Don't try anything on your own.
[14:56] Gu
    I'll be there soon!
[15:00] Gu
    You take care of this!
[15:02] Gi
    Doug!
[15:12] Gi
    The Anti-AMS bullets!
[15:14] Gi
    We need to do something about those suits!
[15:18] Gi
    Jeez, it's 30% fatal, right?
[15:21] Gi
    So how come two out of four died?
[15:23] Gi
    It's enough to keep them occupied.
[15:25] Gi
    Now let's go get the boss.
[15:27] Gi
    Right!
[15:42] Gi
    I think it's time you told me.
[15:46] Gi
    I want to use this.
[15:49] Gi
    Apple... sway nothing...
[15:52] Gu
    Doctor, do you know the most
    painless way to kill a person?
[15:58] Gu
    Stop it.
[15:59] Gu
    I'll tell you.
[16:02] Gu
    I just pull down her head and touch
    the jaw to the side of the chest.
[16:08] Gu
    Stop it.
[16:10] Gu
    And put the knife up to the carotid artery.
[16:15] Gu
    And then it's so quick.
[16:24] Gu
    The eye gadget!
[16:26] Gu
    Continue.
[16:30] Gu
    Multiple casualties!
[16:31] Gu
    Everyone who's not part of the rescue
    team, help put out the fire.
[16:35] Gi
    Mission complete!
[16:37] Gu
    Well done, Pink.
[16:38] Gu
    Where's Veteran, by the way?
[16:46] Gu
    Deana, where are you going?
[16:48] Gu
    Yuri!
[16:49] Gu
    Max, Kay, you stay here.
[16:51] Gu
    Deana's intuition is usually right.
[17:07] Gu
    You're late, Doug!
[17:08] Gu
    S-Sorry.
[17:10] Gu
    What?
[17:11] Gu
    I thought for sure you'd go on ahead.
[17:13] Gu
    I'm not that overconfident!
[17:16] Gu
    And there's no way past the cameras.
[17:18] Gu
    No, there is.
[17:22] Gu
    Yeah...
[17:23] Gu
    Thank you, Doctor.
[17:25] Gu
    That was a very easy to understand
    and accurate lecture.
[17:28] Gu
    That's enough! Let her go!
[17:31] Gu
    No, not yet.
[17:32] Gu
    The components of the Anti-AMS
    rounds were individually analyzed.
[17:36] Gu
    Did you write that program yourself?
[17:38] Gu
    No! It's top-secret military information.
[17:41] Gu
    I believe you, but that means she dies.
[17:44] Gu
    I don't know! Really!
[17:57] Gu
    That brought back some memories, huh?
[17:59] Gu
    Of what?
[18:00] Gu
    You know, the first time we...
[18:02] Gu
    Is Kilo's group here yet?
[18:04] Gu
    We can't get in touch with them.
[18:06] Gu
    But Hei is on their way.
[18:09] Gu
    Let's go.
[18:10] Gu
    B said to get out of here
    when the cops arrived.
[18:12] Gu
    Who cares what B said?
[18:14] Gu
    One of them is special, he said.
[18:17] Gu
    That's strange.
[18:19] Gu
    What's he talking about?
[18:21] Gu
    Get to the roof, boss.
[18:23] Gu
    No. Bring the helicopter here.
[18:27] Gu
    I have something I need to check.
[18:30] Gu
    Don't move, even if it kills you!
[18:47] Gu
    Hey, Doug, what are you doing?
[18:49] Gu
    There's a chopper on the roof, right?
[18:51] Gu
    Yuri, can you pilot it?
[18:53] Gu
    Yes.
[18:54] Gu
    Wait!
[18:56] Gu
    Didn't you hear the boss?
[19:00] Gu
    Don't move, even if it kills you!
[19:12] Gu
    Yuri!
[19:13] Gu
    Are you okay?
[19:20] Gu
    You're not hurt, right?
[19:22] Gu
    Yuri...
[19:23] Gi
    I'm fine.
[19:26] Gi
    Analyzing situation.
[19:27] Gi
    Explosive amount 10. Distance 6.
[19:28] Gi
    Estimated shock wave 7.14 kilograms weight.
[19:30] Gi
    Collapse radius: Major.
[19:31] Gi
    Survival rate 1.7%.
[19:33] Gi
    Updating thinking routines.
[19:34] Gi
    Overriding priorities.
[19:42] Gi
    I wish I could've gone
    to those hot springs...
[19:50] Gi
    No...
[19:51] Gi
    Yuri!
[19:57] Gi
    Useless idiots.
[20:11] Gi
    Let's get back to work.
[20:13] Gi
    There's too many mysteries about this.
[20:15] Gi
    Are you serious?
[20:16] Gi
    Yuri just...
[20:18] Gi
    Yuri's dead.
[20:20] Gi
    She's not coming back.
[20:22] Gi
    Max.
[20:25] Gu
    I know a secret.
[20:28] Gu
    You don't know this guys, but she's a robot!
[20:34] Gu
    So we can repair her!
[20:36] Gu
    Right, Apple?!
[20:37] Gu
    It's theoretically possible,
    if we can find her core.
[20:40] Gu
    We have a spare body.
[20:42] Gu
    Then...
[20:43] Gu
    But with the size of that explosion,
    it was likely destroyed.
[20:48] Gu
    There has to be a data backup somewhere...
[20:51] Gu
    Backups of core data are
    forbidden for ethical reasons.
[20:59] Gi
    Of course they are.
[21:02] Gi
    Even if they did have the same memories,
[21:05] Gi
    could you think of them as the same person?
[21:07] Gi
    It would just be a different
    person with Yuri's memories.
[21:10] Gu
    You can get over it that easy?
[21:13] Gi
    Kirill.
[21:15] Gi
    People die!
[21:19] Gi
    I never thought of Yuri as a robot.
[21:36] (Flashback) Gi
    Your very presence is putting
    your friends at risk.
[21:50] Gi
    The worst-case scenario has occurred.
[21:52] Gi
    The chopper carrying the Boss
    was attacked by the police—
[21:56] Gi
    I'm right here.
[22:04] Gi
    I left what was inside in the helicopter.
[22:07] Gi
    You're safe?
[22:09] Gi
    What are you plotting, B?
[22:12] Gi
    What do you mean?
[22:13] Gi
    This whole thing.
[22:15] Gi
    You set it up to back me into a corner and
    then have the pilot try to take my life.
[22:20] Gi
    I have no idea what you're talking about.
[22:22] Gi
    You trying to take my place?
[22:26] Gi
    Did you give those kids the
    Anthem as a way to get at me?
[22:32] Gi
    My motto is to give order and a
    purpose, as well as abilities,
[22:38] Gi
    to those who are too poor to survive
    without turning to crime.
[22:42] Gi
    I thought you understood that.
[22:46] Gi
    Yes. Anthem has that power.
[22:49] Gi
    I'm disappointed, B.
[22:51] Gi
    I never thought you'd be the kind
    of man who was blinded by power.
[22:56] Gi
    I thought you were smarter.
[23:01] Gi
    Are those your last words?
[23:17] Gi
    There's still food left to eat.
[23:19] Gi
    You're being rude to the food, aren't you?
[23:24] Gi
    I'm sorry to keep calling.
[23:26] Gi
    Um, if I join the military,
[23:29] Gi
    will you guarantee that Milla
    and my friends will be safe?
[23:47] Gi
    Kirill. Sorry I kept missing your call.
[23:55] Gi
    SEVEN-O loses a friend!
[23:59] Gi
    Why am I so cheerful?
    'Cause that's how the script's written!
[24:02] Gi
    That's right! The city lights and
    Double Decker are always bright!
[24:05] Gi
    Next time on Episode 12:
    "The Detective's in Danger!"
SIGN    The Detective's in Danger!
[24:07] Gi
    Detect-Dan for short!

E12 - Detective In Danger

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[00:00] Gi
    I've failed as a Double Decker.
[00:03] Gu
    That's my job to decide.
[00:08] Gu
    You think Robot would be happy if you quit?
[00:12] Gi
    At this rate, I think I'll
    just get in the way.
[00:15] Gi
    I honestly don't know what to do.
[00:19] Gu
    To tell you the truth, neither do I.
[00:26] Gu
    Until we both figure it out,
    I'm going to hang on to this.
[00:42] (Flashback) Gu
    "Snap out of it."
[00:43] (Flashback) Gu
    "You shouldn't feel responsible."
[00:46] (Flashback) Gu
    "Arresting criminals is our job."
[00:49] (Flashback) Gu
    I haven't said a word yet.
[00:51] (Flashback) Gu
    Sorry, Doug. I can't be that unemotional.
[00:55] (Flashback) Gu
    What does that mean?
[00:57] (Flashback) Gu
    I don't mean that you're a
    cold person or anything.
[01:01] (Flashback) Gu
    It's my fault.
[01:12] Gu
    Max! You off to go bust some Esperanza heads?
[01:15] Gu
    I'm down!
[01:16] Gu
    They've taken a heavy hit,
    whether it looks like it or not.
[01:19] Gu
    Now's our chance to hit
    them before they rebuild.
[01:22] Gu
    Revenge doesn't mean a thing.
[01:25] Gu
    Max, you bitch—
[01:28] Gu
    Thank you, Deana.
[01:33] Gu
    Travis has something to say.
SIGN    Detective in Danger!
[03:07] Gu
    We're being sent home?
[03:09] Gu
    Why?
[03:10] Gu
    Yes. This is exactly the time when
    we should be out on the streets.
[03:15] Gu
    There's a report about a huge number of
    corpses found at a certain crime scene.
[03:21] Gu
    All the bodies belonged
    to Esperanza members.
[03:25] Gu
    Some are suggesting it's due to some kind of
    internal struggle, but we don't know yet.
[03:31] Gu
    But if that's true,
[03:33] Gu
    and the one major Anthem smuggling
    cartel has lost most of its members,
[03:40] Gu
    we'll no longer have any reason
    to justify our existence.
[03:43] Gu
    That's all I can say for now.
[03:48] Gu
    All of you are being sent home until
    we know exactly what's going on.
[03:54] Gi
    Shit. Why?
[03:56] Gu
    We're basically being confined to our homes.
[03:59] Gu
    Travis said it was thought to be some
    kind of internal power struggle,
[04:03] Gu
    but there's plenty of reason
    to suspect us, too.
[04:07] Gu
    Yeah. After what happened
    to Yuri, definitely.
[04:10] Gu
    If I was the brass, I'd do the same thing.
[04:14] Gi
    I didn't mean—
[04:16] Gu
    Well, either way,
    they'll find out the truth soon.
[04:19] Gu
    And until then...
[04:21] Gi
    You're going home?
[04:22] Gu
    Nope. I got a call from the Doctor.
[04:28] Gi
    Maybe it's better if we just
    went away after all...
[04:33] Gi
    Kay, you can't mean...
[04:35] Gi
    It hurts so much just to be here.
[04:41] Gi
    You all need to get out of
    your damn funk already!
[04:48] Gi
    Kirill's off today, right?
[04:50] Gi
    Yeah. He's not here today.
[04:53] Gi
    After what's happened,
    he probably feels responsible.
[04:57] Gi
    You heard her.
[04:59] Gi
    I see. I haven't talked to
    him since yesterday either.
[05:04] Gi
    Milla.
[05:05] Gi
    So maybe Kirill is already...
[05:15] Gi
    Transferring to the military?
    Just like that?
[05:18] Gi
    I thought you all knew...
[05:21] Gi
    And at a time like this?
[05:24] Gi
    Something's not right here.
[05:26] Gi
    Milla, are you hiding something?
[05:30] Gi
    If something's bothering you, just
    come out with everything you know.
[05:35] Gi
    We've already had one casualty, Valery!
[05:40] Gi
    All right, I'll tell you.
[05:43] Gi
    I'm glad you decided to do this.
[05:46] Gi
    Don't worry, the military
    will guarantee your safety.
[05:50] Gi
    First, tell me, Commander.
[05:53] Gi
    Why are they after me?
[05:56] Gi
    Come with me.
[05:58] Gi
    I told you another human civilization
    lived on Nikai, right?
[06:03] Gi
    "Nikai" is a code name that the
    military gave them for convenience.
[06:08] Gi
    Our planet's humans have a missing link.
[06:11] Gi
    The military found about
    Nikai when researching it.
[06:15] Gi
    And here we research their technology
    and gather information on them.
[06:20] Gi
    So they're basically like aliens?
[06:22] Gi
    No. They were humans
    who left a wasted Earth,
[06:26] Gi
    seeking a new home in the
    sky, many years ago.
[06:29] Gi
    You, the people of Nikai,
    are their ancestors.
[06:35] Gi
    One of the suns is a colony?
[06:37] Gi
    And you came from there?
[06:39] Gi
    Unbelievable.
[06:41] Gi
    Yeah. Nobody would believe it.
[06:45] Gi
    No, I mean...
[06:47] Gi
    I believe it.
[06:50] Gi
    The thing I least wanted
    to believe just happened.
[06:54] Gi
    Compared to that...
[06:56] Gi
    So, why does the military only want him?
[07:00] Gi
    What about you?
[07:01] Gi
    That, I don't know.
[07:02] Gi
    But I think he's different than me.
[07:06] Gi
    He's special.
[07:11] Gu
    Now, as for why you're special...
[07:16] Gu
    The people of Nikai have their own problems.
[07:20] Gu
    They went to a new home,
    but it was a place with its own
[07:25] Gu
    order and its own conflicts.
[07:28] Gu
    The other sides outnumbered us,
[07:32] Gu
    and so we chose to enhance each
    individual soldier with drugs.
[07:37] Gu
    Wait, did you just say "us"?
[07:39] Gu
    Oh, didn't I say?
[07:42] Gu
    I'm from the colony. Just like you.
[07:48] Gu
    Genetically Modified Soldier.
[07:51] Gu
    The plan was known as Project GMS.
    And it was a success.
[07:56] Gu
    But making a single GMS soldier required an
    incredible amount of time and resources.
[08:05] Gu
    Thus, we tried to miniaturize the drug.
[08:10] Gu
    But it was difficult to get the ratio right.
[08:14] Gu
    We needed more clinical trial data
    before we could actually use it.
[08:19] Gu
    But of course, with the human resources
    at our disposal, it was impossible.
[08:23] Gu
    Thus, we turned our attention back to Earth.
[08:26] Gu
    Don't tell me that
    miniaturized version is...
[08:29] Gu
    Yes. The hope of every soldier
    who goes into battle.
[08:33] Gu
    A hymn that promises victory and blessings.
[08:38] Gu
    We named this hymn "Anthem."
[08:42] Gu
    We turned to Esperanza to distribute it.
[08:45] Gu
    And gave the military the means to treat it.
[08:50] (Flashback) Gu
    And I found out the truth!
    We're all their guinea pigs!
[08:55] Gu
    And at the same time, in the colony,
[08:58] Gu
    there was someone born who
    could neutralize Anthem.
[09:03] Gu
    It was thought that their existence would
    revolutionize the field of research.
[09:08] Gu
    But their parents refused to allow
    them to be tested and sent them away.
[09:13] Gu
    I only came here to gather data.
[09:17] Gu
    I never thought I'd find you alive.
[09:20] Gu
    Is that... me?
[09:24] Gu
    We looked at the blood sample
    you gave during your physical.
[09:29] Gu
    If you'd only agreed to
    transfer here earlier,
[09:32] Gu
    there wouldn't have been any
    unnecessary casualties.
[09:37] Gu
    Do you get it?
[09:39] Gu
    It's a lie that the military wants you.
[09:43] Gu
    It was just a form of insurance,
[09:45] Gu
    but if it helped you make up your mind,
[09:48] Gu
    it seems it was worth it.
[10:01] Gu
    I'm a GMS.
[10:03] Gu
    And so are your parents.
[10:07] Gi
    Doug's late.
[10:10] Gi
    He's the one who wanted us to come here.
[10:12] Gi
    What do we do, Deana?
[10:15] Gi
    Do about what?
[10:16] (Flashback) Gu
    Please, bring back Kirill.
[10:20] (Flashback) Gi
    You worry too much.
[10:22] (Flashback) Gi
    They're not going to hurt him.
[10:25] (Flashback) Gi
    I don't know what they want. So I'm worried.
[10:29] (Flashback) Gi
    I don't know what they're
    trying to do to him...
[10:33] (Flashback) Gi
    I should've stopped him back then.
[10:36] Gi
    I understand how you feel,
[10:38] Gi
    but it's between him and the military.
[10:41] Gi
    Yes.
[10:42] Gi
    If something happens, it won't
    be with him and the military,
[10:46] Gi
    it'll be with him and Nikai.
[10:48] Gu
    No, it's more serious than you think.
[10:52] Gi
    You're late, Doug.
[10:54] Gu
    Sorry, it took time to get everything ready.
[10:57] Gu
    Brian Cooper is likely behind all of this.
[11:03] Gu
    Look at this.
[11:05] Gu
    Is this...?
[11:08] Gu
    Esperanza's B.
[11:11] Gu
    Bamboo Man is Brian Cooper.
[11:14] Gu
    Seriously?
[11:15] Gu
    I turned on Zabel's view jack.
[11:19] Gu
    That's why I was able to record it.
[11:22] Gi
    So you found where Zabel is?
[11:24] Gi
    Yes. That's why I contacted Doug right away.
[11:28] Gu
    He's alive?
[11:29] Gu
    Yeah.
[11:31] Gu
    But he'd already figured it out long ago.
[11:36] Gu
    View jack on.
[11:40] Gu
    He knew I'd come here.
[11:42] Gu
    Zabel's eye system turned on again today.
[11:46] Gu
    I didn't know how much influence Cooper had.
[11:50] Gu
    So I came to Doug first.
[11:52] Gu
    Good call, Doctor.
[11:55] (Flashback) Gu
    B... No, Cooper, said to me...
[11:59] (Flashback) Gu
    "You're obsessed with the Anti-AMS bullet,
[12:02] (Flashback) Gu
    but what you want more than anything,
    that man in SEVEN-O has..."
[12:09] Gu
    So Kirill has Anthem antibodies.
[12:13] Gu
    And that's why he's special?
[12:16] Gu
    Yeah.
[12:17] Gu
    I don't get the details,
[12:20] Gu
    but that's enough to justify
    going to get Cooper.
[12:25] ---
    Way to go, Apple!
[12:27] Gu
    Let's get that idiot back before they
    strip him naked and hang him upside down!
[12:34] Gu
    Is this about your peeping tom
    habit? I don't really care—
[12:37] Gu
    No. That's not it.
[12:39] Gu
    I found Yuri's core...
[12:46] Gu
    I'm sorry.
[12:48] Gu
    Yuri is...
[12:51] Gu
    It's okay. It's not your fault.
[12:54] Gu
    For now, we need to focus on capturing
    Cooper and getting Kirill back.
[13:03] Gu
    But how?
[13:05] Gu
    If we wait for a warrant,
    we might not make it...
[13:09] Gu
    Yeah. We're supposed to
    be sent home, anyway.
[13:12] Gu
    Nope.
[13:13] Gu
    There's a way.
[13:15] Gu
    A very detective-like way.
[13:17] Gu
    I need you to get something for me, fast.
[13:20] Gu
    Can you do it?
[13:22] Gu
    We need to get our equipment first.
[13:26] Gu
    Everything here was taken from a criminal.
[13:30] Gu
    Take what you want.
[13:36] Gu
    It's fine. No need to tell
    me the details, Billingham.
[13:40] Gu
    You're saving the kid, right?
[13:42] Gu
    Thanks, Morgan.
[13:44] Gu
    Anyway, are you okay with a gun that small?
[13:48] Gu
    Yeah. I'm used to it.
[13:51] Gu
    Doug. Did you tell Travis?
[13:54] Gu
    No.
[13:55] Gu
    I can't find him.
[14:02] (Flashback) Gu
    For you, from Travis.
[14:05] (Flashback) Gu
    He said it's trash day.
    Take the garbage out.
[14:12] Gu
    It's old, but it's better than nothing.
[14:14] Gu
    That sounds just like Travis.
[14:15] Gu
    But how do we get there?
[14:18] Gu
    We can't use patrol cars.
[14:20] Gu
    Oh, about that...
[14:23] Gu
    Where's Milla?
[14:24] Gu
    She wasn't doing well so
    I sent her home early.
[14:28] Gu
    What do you want? I have
    this really bad feeling.
[14:32] Gu
    A detective's intuition
    doesn't just fade away!
[14:38] Gu
    Why?
[14:51] Gu
    So now I can go home?
[14:52] Gu
    To this Nikai place?
[14:55] (Flashback) Gu
    No, unfortunately we don't
    have that kind of technology.
[15:00] (Flashback) Gu
    Well, we tell outsiders that we're
    developing it to go to Nikai.
[15:06] (Flashback) Gu
    This is just an empty shell that we'll
    send towards a colony recon satellite.
[15:11] (Flashback) Gu
    But once we send up the signal,
[15:13] (Flashback) Gu
    the colony will send something.
[15:16] (Flashback) Gu
    This is a smoke signal, essentially.
[15:20] (Flashback) Gu
    You made the right call.
[15:23] Gu
    We'd be willing to destroy your entire
    civilization to get you back.
[15:31] Gu
    What's going on?
[15:32] Gu
    An attack!
[15:35] Gu
    Somebody's attacking us in a bus!
[15:39] Gu
    Are you okay, Commander?
[15:40] Gu
    Doug!
[15:42] Gu
    I'm sorry. This is an emergency.
[15:44] Gu
    I followed some Esperanza survivors
    and they escaped here.
[15:49] Gu
    Survivors?
[15:51] Gu
    Do you know why they might have come here?
[15:53] Gu
    N-No.
[15:54] Gi
    I see!
[15:55] Gi
    Cooper won't know immediately
    that we're enemies!
[16:00] (Flashback) Gu
    That's right.
[16:00] (Flashback) Gu
    Fortunately, Cooper's lab is located deep
    within the mountains owned by the military.
[16:06] (Flashback) Gu
    It's guarded, but it'll take time
    for real military forces to arrive.
[16:11] (Flashback) Gu
    We just need to get Constable Vrubel
    out of there before they do.
[16:15] (Flashback) Gu
    So I just need to go in there
    and start smashing shit?
[16:19] (Flashback) Gu
    Yeah. But don't hurt the
    guards or the scientists.
[16:23] (Flashback) Gu
    We don't know that Cooper's
    controlling them.
[16:26] (Flashback) Gu
    Tell them to evacuate.
[16:28] (Flashback) Gu
    So we set up a fake attack, then.
[16:30] (Flashback) Gu
    Yes.
[16:32] Gu
    Just like a detective does.
[16:37] Gu
    This is SEVEN-O.
[16:39] Gu
    We're getting you out of here.
    Follow our instructions.
[16:44] Gu
    Damn it... Why do I get the shitty job?
[16:50] Gu
    "Like a detective does"?
[16:52] Gu
    That asshole...
[16:55] Gu
    My pension... my dreams...
[16:58] Gu
    Just do it, Derick!
[17:10] Gu
    Derick, you're still in
    Deana's firing range.
[17:13] Gu
    Maintain speed and turn the bus to 10:00!
[17:16] Gu
    No! This is a bar!
[17:19] Gu
    It's my dream!
[17:20] Gu
    Hey, big guy.
[17:22] Gu
    Gimme more bullets.
[17:24] Gu
    Don't worry. I won't hit anybody.
[17:29] Gu
    Who the hell is she?
[17:32] Gu
    Just get out of here.
[17:35] Gu
    Constable Vrubel, can you help?
[17:37] Gu
    Y-Yeah.
[17:38] Gu
    You, too, Commander.
[17:40] Gu
    Okay, let's go.
[17:44] Gu
    Wait.
[17:44] Gu
    The serial number on that gun...
[17:46] Gu
    Run!
[17:50] Gu
    What are you doing here?
[17:51] Gu
    I'm here to save you!
[17:54] Gu
    That's what a partner's for, right?
[18:04] Gu
    What's his deal?
[18:06] Gu
    Cooper's an enhanced human
    called a... GMS or something?
[18:09] Gu
    What's that?
[18:13] Gu
    So basically,
[18:15] Gu
    he's under Anthem's influence,
    but just barely still in control.
[18:21] Gu
    Don't think you're getting away.
[18:23] Gu
    He's got a thing for you, huh?
[18:32] Gu
    Commander!
[18:34] Gu
    What's wrong?
[18:35] Gu
    We captured someone suspicious!
[18:38] Gu
    I see.
[18:39] Gu
    That's why there's no Overdrive, huh?
[18:44] Gu
    What do we do, Doug?
[18:45] Gu
    The anti-AMS bullets won't work on him!
[18:48] Gu
    I know that.
[18:49] Gu
    So we've got something else in mind.
[19:00] Gu
    This is it.
[19:02] Gu
    It's a special anti-Cooper drug,
    made from your antibodies.
[19:07] Gu
    The Doctor used the urinalysis sample
    you provided in your physical.
[19:13] Gu
    Urine...? Not blood?
[19:16] Gu
    It was blood.
[19:17] Gu
    Wait, why did you know about my antibodies?
[19:21] Gu
    It's a long story.
[19:24] Gu
    Whenever a bad guy is finished
    with something that worried them,
[19:27] Gu
    they always like to talk.
[19:30] Gu
    Cooper's obsession with destroying
    Zabel's AMS bullet research
[19:35] Gu
    was probably out of fear that
    he'd lose his own abilities.
[19:41] Gu
    Somebody like that, when they
    lose their powers, is fragile.
[19:45] Gu
    Anyway, if we can hit him with this,
    we can neutralize his powers, right?
[19:50] Gu
    Yup. I call it Sugunaol Ace!
[19:53] Gu
    S-Sugunaol Ace!
[19:57] Gu
    Great name, right?
[19:58] Gu
    I think so, yeah!
[20:00] Gu
    But how do we hit him?
[20:02] Gu
    We can't even get close.
[20:03] Gu
    Secret weapon #2.
[20:05] Gu
    Way to go, Doug!
[20:07] Gu
    We use this!
[20:10] Gu
    Anthem...?
[20:12] Gu
    It's a gamble,
[20:14] Gu
    but if I Overdrive and gain power that way,
[20:16] Gu
    we can win.
[20:18] Gu
    What are you saying?
[20:20] Gu
    That's crazy, Doug!
[20:23] Gu
    You just have to cure me someday.
[20:26] Gu
    You may die before that!
[20:28] Gu
    It's better than just waiting
    to die here, right?
[20:37] Gu
    Everybody, this way!
[20:40] Gu
    Will Doug be okay?
[20:42] Gu
    It's the only way.
[20:44] Gu
    Reckless or not, we have to do it.
[20:46] Gu
    But the risk...
[20:48] Gu
    If the same thing happens...
[20:49] Gu
    Max,
[20:51] Gu
    you said there was no meaning in revenge.
[20:55] Gu
    But I knew that, too.
[20:58] Gu
    But this isn't revenge.
[21:02] Gu
    We're going to avenge our fallen
    friend by finding that ****,
[21:06] Gu
    slicing off his **** and shoving
    them right up his **, right?
[21:10] Gu
    Deana.
[21:12] Gu
    Basically she means, "Let's do our best!"
[21:15] Gu
    That's not going to work!
[21:17] Gu
    It's too dangerous!
[21:18] Gu
    There's no other way.
[21:21] Gu
    Believe in me, Kirill.
[21:28] Gu
    Come out, Kirill.
[21:31] Gu
    Throw down your weapons, your Anthem,
    and that special drug of yours.
[21:38] Gu
    I didn't think Zabel would be helping you.
[21:43] Gu
    I have bad news.
[21:45] Gu
    But Valery here's been
    telling me everything.
[21:50] Gu
    Milla, why?
[21:51] Gu
    I'm sorry, Kirill! Doug!
[21:53] Gu
    I couldn't stay put, so I followed you...
[21:57] Gu
    Kirill Vrubel.
[21:59] Gu
    It looks like your existence
    brings with it a set of dangers.
[22:04] Gu
    We knew there was a risk of your
    antibodies falling into enemy hands.
[22:10] Gu
    But I didn't think anybody would
    get one up on me here on Earth.
[22:16] Gu
    You're wasting your time.
[22:18] Gu
    Let my brother go.
[22:20] Gu
    Kirill!
[22:24] Gu
    You need me alive, right, Cooper?
[22:27] Gu
    Stop it, Constable Vrubel!
[22:29] Gu
    Don't be stupid!
[22:30] Gu
    He's right, Kirill.
[22:33] Gu
    Put down the gun and come here.
[22:36] Gu
    If you do, I'll guarantee they all live.
[22:39] Gu
    Listen up, Cooper. I'll give you 10 seconds.
[22:42] Gu
    Let my brother go!
[22:43] Gu
    Vrubel!
[22:44] Gu
    Nine...
[22:45] Gu
    Eight...
[22:46] Gu
    I simply wanted something to
    present to the bosses at Nikai.
[22:49] Gu
    But nobody knows if you're
    alive or dead right now.
[22:52] Gu
    Four...
[22:53] Gu
    Honestly, you're a threat to me.
[22:56] Gu
    I'll be quite happy if you die.
[23:01] Gu
    Fine, Cooper.
[23:03] Gu
    We'll do what you say.
[23:07] Gu
    Doug!
[23:08] Gu
    Go to Cooper.
[23:10] Gu
    We're out of options.
[23:13] Gu
    We've lost.
[23:31] Gu
    Doug!
[23:34] Gu
    Fools.
[23:36] Gu
    Power isn't that easy to get!
[23:45] Gu
    That's enough, Cooper!
[23:48] Gu
    We've lost!
[23:55] Gu
    Kirill's rescue is not going well!
[23:57] Gu
    Will there be a bright future for SEVEN-O?
[24:01] Gu
    The hint was in the title the whole time!
[24:03] Gu
    Next time, Double Decker episode 13:
[24:05] Gu
    "And Then There Weren't None!"
SIGN    And Then There Weren't None!
[24:08] Gu
    Don't miss the last episode!

E13 - And Then There Weren’t None

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[00:02] Gu
    You can't get in touch with Doug?
[00:05] Gi
    I'll follow the plan and
    meet up with the others!
[00:08] Gi
    We're counting on you, girlie.
[00:12] Gi
    Well, Max?
[00:14] Gi
    You see any military reinforcements?
[00:16] Gi
    No. We're still okay, I guess.
[00:23] Gu
    Fine, Cooper.
[00:26] Gu
    You win.
[00:28] Gu
    Very well. Come with me.
[00:34] Gu
    This is the story of detectives who
    sacrifice their lives for their duty.
SIGN    And Then There Weren't None!
[02:11] Gu
    You're not gonna fire off that
    rocket so they can pick me up?
[02:14] Gu
    There're some last minute things to do first.
[02:17] Gu
    Last minute things?
[02:18] Gu
    Yes.
[02:19] Gu
    As I said, there are a lot
    of military secrets here.
[02:25] Gu
    Of course, an operation's been
    put together to erase them all.
[02:30] Gu
    A system that can only be activated
    in the event that the facility is overrun.
[02:37] Gu
    The activation code is in my ID card.
[02:42] Gu
    All staff will be given an evacuation
    order when the system is activated.
[02:47] Gu
    And all the facilities' self-destruct
    mechanisms will be activated,
[02:50] Gu
    causing them to blow up in 30 minutes.
[02:53] Gu
    And after that, the military's
    hi-tech bombers will fly overhead
[02:58] Gu
    and flatten the base.
[03:01] Gu
    No...
[03:02] Gu
    You're going to destroy it all?
[03:04] Gu
    Correct. There's no need for it now.
[03:08] Gu
    I told you.
[03:09] Gu
    We're willing to destroy an entire
    civilization to get you back.
[03:14] Gu
    That's how valuable you are.
[03:17] Gu
    Your antibodies will
    revolutionize our research.
[03:22] Gu
    And as the man who found you,
[03:24] Gu
    I'll become a hero who's remembered forever!
[03:29] Gu
    I was getting sick of this mission
    in the middle of nowhere.
[03:34] Gu
    Billingham's a fool.
[03:37] Gu
    To fall for such a simple bluff.
[03:40] Gu
    It's time to go make that report.
[03:47] Gu
    Idiot!
[03:49] Gu
    Did you think I wouldn't assume
    there were multiple antibodies?
[03:54] Gu
    Yeah, that's right.
[03:59] Gu
    You let your guard down, Cooper!
[04:02] Gu
    Y-You bastard!
[04:05] Gu
    Milla, get to Derick and the others!
[04:08] Gu
    It seems you really do want to die.
[04:11] Gu
    Yeah, go ahead and kill me, hero.
[04:13] Gu
    If you do, though, you'll lose
    your power and your glory!
[04:17] Gu
    I'm willing to just bring back
    your corpse if I have to!
[04:23] Gu
    Looks like it's kicked in.
[04:28] Gu
    Either way, you're finished.
[04:31] Gu
    Even if I die here,
    my friends will arrest you.
[04:36] Gu
    I didn't even need Zabel's special Anthem.
[04:41] Gu
    You're not getting away!
[04:47] Gu
    Th-This is the special Anthem, huh?
[04:50] Gu
    I see...
[04:51] Gu
    He tried to Overdrive with an Anthem
    that carries no risk of death,
[04:55] Gu
    and gain the same level of power I had?
[05:03] Gu
    Reboot!
[05:29] Gu
    Die!
[05:38] Gu
    I missed, huh?
[05:39] Gu
    But next time...
[05:42] Gi
    You need to do more goddamn
    sit-ups, idiot Buzz-Cut!
[05:53] Gi
    Are you okay?
[05:54] Gu
    Yeah, I guess.
[06:18] Gu
    No matter how many of you wimps show up...
[06:21] Gu
    You can't beat me!
[06:24] Gu
    Deana!
[06:27] Gu
    Good girl, Kay!
[06:36] Gu
    Check, Cooper.
[06:43] Gu
    Not bad.
[06:48] Gu
    So Zabel achieved what we
    spent so long researching?
[06:54] Gu
    It's ironic,
[06:56] Gu
    but in the end, it will be your undoing!
[07:01] Gu
    Doug was right.
[07:04] Gu
    In the end, you were scared
    of my antibodies...
[07:07] Gu
    scared of losing your own power!
[07:10] Gu
    It doesn't matter what you say!
[07:12] Gu
    I win!
[07:15] Gu
    Nope.
[07:16] Gu
    We win.
[07:20] Gu
    Villains always jump at the enemy's bait.
[07:24] Gu
    You never learn.
[07:27] Gu
    What's going on?
[07:29] Gi
    You don't get it, musclebrains?
[07:32] Gi
    What Milla hit you with
    was just some adrenaline!
[07:37] Gi
    You can't make a drug from
    blood antibodies that easily.
[07:43] Gi
    But you were convinced you lost your power,
[07:46] Gi
    so you chose to rely on the Anthem!
[07:55] Gu
    What? My body...
[07:57] Gu
    And you already used a drug with
    the same stuff as Anthem once!
[08:04] Gu
    Yup. We learned.
[08:07] Gu
    If you use multiple doses
    of Anthem, you lose control.
[08:15] Gu
    Special Anthem?
[08:17] Gu
    There's no such thing.
[08:20] Gu
    What Zabel gave me was just
    information and the Eye System.
[08:29] Gu
    You finally Overdrived.
[08:34] Gu
    Just... Anthem?
[08:39] Gu
    Now I can treat you.
[08:43] Gu
    I won't let you!
[08:47] Gu
    You're just relying on your power now.
[08:50] Gu
    You don't see anything.
[08:55] Gu
    Because power is all you have!
[09:02] Gu
    It's your mental weak point.
[09:10] Gu
    It's time for your medicine!
[09:14] Gu
    Brian Cooper.
[09:16] Gu
    You're under arrest for using Anthem.
[09:20] Gu
    Did you forget something?
[09:26] Gi
    The bombers!
[09:28] Gi
    That was a nasty little idea you had.
[09:31] Gu
    Yes.
[09:32] Gu
    As the commander, I'm the
    only one who can stop the bombing!
[09:36] Gu
    18:15. In accordance with Article 253 of the
    Lisvalletta Penal Code, as of this moment,
[09:43] Gu
    all of Brian Cooper's official authority has
    been suspended due to use of Anthem and repeated
[09:48] Gu
    abuse of authority as well as suspicion of
    acts of disloyalty against the military.
[09:53] Gu
    All authority is now invested in his
    adjutant, Kirill Vrubel.
[09:58] Gu
    Mission abort!
[10:00] Gu
    Repeat, abort!
[10:02] Gu
    I sent the photos, Cooper.
[10:06] Gu
    That's right. We have no
    jurisdiction right now.
[10:09] Gu
    So if we wanted to be sure
    we could get rid of you,
[10:14] Gu
    we needed to catch you in the act, and
    have you use Anthem right in front of me.
[10:21] Gu
    Will that be okay, Adjutant?
[10:27] Gu
    Y-Yeah...
[10:29] Gu
    Also, you have the right to remain silent.
[10:32] Gu
    Probably.
[10:38] Gi
    Kirill! Doug!
[10:40] Gi
    Deana! Kay! There's a way out over here!
[10:43] Gi
    We don't have a choice. Let's go, Kay!
[10:45] Gi
    But...
[10:46] Gi
    Just come with me!
[10:49] Gu
    What's going on?
[10:50] Gu
    Once the self-destruct devices
    start, nobody can shut them off.
[10:57] Gu
    You okay, Constable Vrubel?
[10:59] Gu
    Yeah, I'm fine.
[11:01] Gu
    But Cooper...
[11:02] Gu
    It's fine. We'll just arrest him again.
[11:05] Gu
    But...
[11:05] Gu
    I told you.
[11:06] Gu
    I came to save you.
[11:11] Gu
    Hey, didn't we call off the bombings, Apple?
[11:14] Gu
    Yes, but the self-des... are still...
[11:18] Gu
    Travis...
[11:20] Gu
    Travis is what?
[11:24] GI
    Big guy.
[11:25] GI
    I think you'd better hurry.
[11:28] Gu
    They're sending help, they say.
[11:30] Gu
    Okay, let's hurry and get out of here!
[11:36] Gu
    Sheesh...
[11:37] Gu
    These guys are a pain to take care of!
[11:50] Gu
    Great, huh?
[11:52] Gu
    You've got a 100,000 Lisvalletta
    dollar loan holding your gate up.
[11:55] Gu
    That was a good buy, Derick!
[12:07] Gu
    Don't worry.
[12:08] Gu
    Believe in them, Kay.
[12:11] Gu
    He'll only do the bare minimum.
[12:13] Gu
    But he'll always make sure things work out.
[12:15] Gu
    That's the kind of man Doug is.
[12:17] Gu
    He won't do what he can't do,
[12:19] Gu
    but he'll do what he says he will.
[12:22] Gu
    If Doug said he'd save the world,
[12:25] Gu
    he'd save it by five and clock out.
[12:28] Gu
    If he really wanted to get
    rid of poverty and class,
[12:32] Gu
    he'd get rid of it by retirement age.
[12:37] Gu
    That's who Doug Billingham is.
[12:40] Gu
    The villain you capture escapes,
[12:42] Gu
    and his hideout is about to explode.
[12:44] Gu
    You don't know how much time you have left.
[12:46] Gu
    If you let your guard down, you die.
[12:49] Gu
    But...
[12:50] Gu
    Strangely, I don't feel any fear.
[12:51] Gu
    I feel filled with excitement.
[12:54] Gu
    Yes, this is exactly what I wanted!
[12:58] Gu
    The music's about to swell and the
    theme song will crossfade in.
[13:03] Gu
    The beat will speed up.
    The drive will kick in.
[13:05] Gu
    The heroes are going to survive.
[13:09] Gu
    It doesn't feel bad at all.
[13:11] Gu
    Don't think. It feels so good!
[13:16] Gu
    What are you saying?
[13:17] Gu
    That's crazy, Doug!
[13:20] (Flashback) Gu
    It's better than what we've got now,
    where we both just get killed.
[13:26] (Flashback) Gu
    I like that face, Constable Vrubel.
[13:28] (Flashback) Gu
    Make that face when it's
    time to do it for real.
[13:32] (Flashback) Gu
    No way in hell am I using Anthem.
[13:35] (Flashback) Gu
    Don't worry. I've got a plan.
[13:38] Gu
    He's a bit of a liar.
[13:42] (Flashback) Gu
    Yeah, it's all a lie.
[13:44] (Flashback) Gu
    Deana will deliberately
    get caught as a decoy.
[13:48] (Flashback) Gu
    So that's the plan?
[13:50] (Flashback) Gu
    Deana's perfect for it!
[13:53] (Flashback) Gu
    Milla?!
[13:54] (Flashback) Gu
    Why?
[13:56] Gu
    There's something sketchy about him...
[13:58] Gu
    But right now, he's my hero.
[14:01] (Flashback) Gu
    Believe in me, Kirill.
[14:03] Gu
    So if you're captured, does that
    make you the heroine, you ask?
[14:07] Gu
    Nope.
[14:09] Gu
    If Doug's the hero, then I'm his sidekick!
[14:16] Gu
    Are you okay?
[14:20] Gi
    Kirill!
[14:29] Gi
    Think about it later!
[14:31] Gi
    You can kick Travis's ass later if you want!
[14:34] Gi
    They're here to save us!
[14:35] Gi
    Doug, you're almost there!
[14:38] Gi
    Doug, what are you doing?
[14:40] Gi
    I'm stuck!
[14:44] Gi
    Doug!
[14:46] Gi
    Just go.
[14:47] Gi
    Everybody will get caught in the blast.
[14:49] Gi
    Are you trying to be a hero?
[14:51] Gi
    That's not like you, Doug!
[14:53] Gi
    Listen up, Constable Vrubel!
[14:55] Gi
    What?
[14:56] Gi
    I never said I didn't want to be a hero!
[15:01] Gi
    Didn't you say something
    about only for 15 minutes?
[15:05] Gi
    Yeah. But...
[15:07] Gi
    In your heart, I'll live on fore—
[15:17] Gi
    You really aren't cut out to be a hero.
[15:21] Gi
    Neither are you.
[15:22] Gi
    Yeah.
[15:23] Gi
    We're detectives.
[15:26] Gi
    The comical type, too, I guess.
[15:36] Gi
    I'll just take you all with me!
[15:39] Gi
    If reinforcements come from the
    colony, the Earth is finished.
[15:47] Gi
    Zabel?
[15:50] Gi
    How did you get in here?
[15:54] Gi
    I came using one of these.
[15:57] Gi
    One of these?
[16:00] Gi
    You tryin' to be the only survivor, Cooper?
[16:05] Gi
    N-No!
[16:07] Gi
    Don't you think it's asking
    a little too much for
[16:11] Gi
    everybody from the main cast to survive?
[16:15] Gi
    Listen up, Cooper.
[16:17] Gi
    This isn't revenge.
[16:20] Gi
    I'm just mad at you for wasting food.
[16:38] Gi
    Sorry about your bus, Derick.
[16:42] Gi
    It's fine.
[16:43] Gi
    If you're going to apologize to
    someone, apologize to Milla, not me.
[16:47] Gi
    What?
[16:48] Gi
    Um... not only have I not really
    paid you, I blew up your workplace.
[16:53] Gi
    I don't really care.
[16:55] Gi
    But all I've got left is the loan, and this.
[16:59] Gi
    Put that thing away!
[17:01] Gi
    I'll toss you off.
[17:03] Gi
    It'll work out.
[17:05] Gi
    I don't have a way to pay back
    the money I borrowed from you.
[17:08] Gi
    You lent him money?
[17:11] Gi
    Don't worry. Nobody's perfect.
[17:19] Gi
    She looks identical,
    but she's not Yuri, is she?
[17:27] Gi
    No, it's Yuri.
[17:28] Gi
    The original.
[17:31] Gi
    You can ask Travis for the details.
[17:37] Gu
    I'm really sorry! I mean it!
[17:40] Gi
    He says this is the ultimate
    form of groveling.
[17:43] Gu
    His head is embedded in the
    ground so I'll explain instead!
[17:46] Gu
    Do you all remember when
    Travis spilled his coffee?
[17:51] Gu
    Yes, that was Yuri's maintenance day!
[17:53] Gu
    Travis dropped his coffee
    right on her internals!
[17:58] Gu
    This caused her to start acting weird,
[18:01] Gu
    and Travis decided he needed to dry her out.
[18:03] Gu
    He temporarily activated her spare
    body without telling Apple,
[18:07] Gu
    and spent all night on the forbidden
    activity of copying her core data,
[18:11] Gu
    so he could cover it up!
[18:14] (Flashback) gi
    I'm Yuri!
[18:17] Gu
    And that's when that explosion happened...
[18:26] Gi
    That's her. It's the real Yuri.
[18:30] Gi
    Yuri!
[18:35] Gi
    I'm glad I drink my coffee black.
[18:37] Gi
    If I'd put in any sugar, the circuits
    could've totally shorted out.
[18:53] Gi
    Way to go, Boxer.
[18:55] Gi
    That was a great punch.
[18:58] Gi
    Guys, Travis says he's paying today.
[19:02] Gi
    Great, huh?
[19:03] Gu
    Travis is a lucky guy, I guess.
[19:07] Gu
    Hey, Doug...
[19:09] Gu
    I'm submitting my resignation to Travis.
[19:13] Gu
    This time I got lucky.
[19:16] Gu
    But the people of Nikai may come back.
[19:21] Gu
    And some day, I could cause
    trouble for everyone again...
[19:24] Gi
    God you're creepy.
[19:27] Gi
    You really are stupid, aren't you?
[19:29] Gi
    Just hide it!
[19:32] Gu
    Yes, I'll never tell anyone!
[19:34] Gi
    Well, if somebody else comes
    back, we can deal with it then.
[19:40] Gu
    You heard them.
[19:43] Gu
    Well, SEVEN-O itself might be done for.
[19:47] Gu
    So let's not worry about the future.
[19:49] Gu
    And so the case ended.
[19:51] Gu
    Everything was blamed on Cooper's
    treason and corruption,
[19:56] Gu
    as well as Esperanza's taking revenge
    after he used and discarded them.
[20:00] Gu
    The existence of Nikai was kept a secret.
[20:03] Gu
    As for SEVEN-O's assault on the military,
[20:06] Gu
    Cooper's forcing me into the position
[20:09] Gu
    of adjutant in order to
    get me to join him helped out.
[20:12] Gu
    When I learned of his treason,
[20:15] Gu
    I was able to use their help
    to put an end to things.
SIGN    If the Lisvalletta Military Commander should become
     unable to fulfill his or her duties, the Adjutant will
     be authorized with the Commander's full powers
     until such time as the Commander's successor is chosen.
[20:19] Gu
    That's how it ended up.
[20:22] Gu
    Of course, nothing happened
    to Morgan or the others.
[20:25] Gu
    Milla, no, Valery, still helps Derick.
[20:29] Gu
    I'm sure Grandpa Dan is happy, too.
[20:34] Gu
    By the way, supposedly Doug doesn't know
    why Zabel decided to help SEVEN-O.
[20:40] Gu
    Doug said he probably had
    some trace of good in him.
[20:45] Gu
    Then the mayoral election season came.
[20:49] Gu
    Right now, the current mayor is winning.
[20:51] Gu
    But Dorman is promising a harsh
    crackdown on drug crime,
[20:54] Gu
    and is steadily gaining in the polls.
[20:57] Gu
    Why am I talking about this?
[21:00] Gu
    With Dorman appealing to the public,
[21:03] Gu
    SEVEN-O wasn't disbanded,
[21:06] Gu
    and it's still in operation.
[21:08] Gu
    That's right. Even with Esperanza gone,
[21:11] Gu
    Anthem is still here.
[21:15] Gu
    It might go away tomorrow,
    or it might never go away.
[21:19] Gu
    Nobody knows.
[21:22] Gu
    But...
[21:23] Gu
    As long as Anthem is in front of us,
[21:25] Gu
    as long as there are criminals
    selling Anthem in our city,
[21:29] Gu
    our job will never be done.
[21:35] Gu
    This is SEVEN-O.
[21:37] Gu
    Hands on your head and
    get down on the floor.
[21:40] Gu
    And yeah...
[21:41] Gu
    Tell me what you think was the
    greatest moment in your life.
[21:46] Gu
    Yes. This is a story of ordinary
    detectives working in a certain city.
[21:51] Gu
    Detectives who are willing to
    risk their lives for their duty!
[21:55] Gu
    No, this is a story about detectives, yes,
[21:58] Gu
    but it's also a story about
    heroes who saved the world
[22:02] Gu
    from disaster with no one,
    even themselves, knowing!
[23:39] ---
    We've lost contact with Cooper.
[23:42] Gu
    I see.
[23:43] Gu
    But he's the weakest of the 144
    enhanced soldiers we have!
[23:48] Gu
    That's too many soldiers!

EX1 - The Daily Lives of the Seven Detectives

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SIGN    —About One Month After Kirill Came to SEVEN-O—
[00:01] Gu
    Saru (Monkey).
[00:02] Gu
    R-Rubi (Ruby)!
[00:04] Gu
    Biiru (Beer)!
[00:05] Gu
    Ru... ru...
[00:07] Gu
    Rukkora (Arugula)!
[00:08] Gu
    Raifuru (Rifle).
[00:09] Gu
    I told you to knock it off
    with all those damn "ru"s.
[00:14] Gu
    Rokkunrooru. (Rock and roll)
[00:15] Gu
    Doug, enough!
[00:17] Gu
    Shiritori yame (No more shiritori!)!
[00:19] Gu
    Mebaru (Black rockfish).
[00:21] Gu
    Allow me to explain!
[00:23] Gu
    The two of them came to investigate
    a tip about an Anthem deal,
[00:26] Gu
    but there was no trade,
    and nobody was even there!
[00:29] Gu
    So now they're really bored!
[00:32] Gu
    Mebaru.
[00:34] Gu
    Ru... ru...
[00:37] Gu
    Ruuru (Rule)!
[00:38] Gu
    Ruminooru (Luminol).
[00:39] Gu
    Ru-zeme, honto yamero tte maji de!
    (Seriously, stop with the "ru"s!)
[00:42] Gu
    De... Deka. (Detective)
[00:44] Gu
    Ka... Katsudon!
SIGN    EX #01 The Daily Lives of the Seven Detectives!
[02:18] Gu
    And so...
[02:21] Gu
    That trade that Doug and
    Kirill were staking out
[02:24] Gu
    was probably a bad tip, it looks like.
[02:29] Gi
    I knew it.
[02:31] Gi
    So what do we do?
[02:32] Gi
    Stay on standby?
[02:34] Gu
    Hmm...
[02:35] Gu
    No, I sent the two of them straight home,
[02:38] Gu
    and I'm on watch today.
[02:40] Gu
    You Angels can all call it a day, right?
[02:43] Gu
    I say, jokingly, right?
[02:46] Gu
    And then when I turn around,
[02:49] Gu
    you're already gone, right?
[02:52] Gi
    I'm so sick of desk work.
[02:55] Gi
    Well, it's been a rough set of cases lately.
[02:58] Gi
    It's a nice change of pace, right?
[02:59] Gi
    But when we're this busy,
[03:01] Gi
    you want to go to a hot springs, right?
[03:03] Gi
    Don't get cocky, new kid.
[03:05] Gi
    It was just a thought!
[03:07] Gi
    But do we do anything like
    that in this line of work?
[03:10] Gi
    Like a company trip?
[03:13] Gi
    We do, but...
[03:14] Gi
    It's hard for everybody to go at once.
[03:18] Gi
    Well, we could go someplace close, right?
[03:20] Gi
    We have to be able to get here 24
    hours a day, no matter where we are.
[03:24] Gi
    Actually, it's rare for all three
    of us to get off at the same time.
[03:28] Gi
    Oh, why don't we go get
    something to eat then?
[03:31] Gi
    Sure. As long as we're not
    going to Derick's place.
[03:34] Gi
    His cooking isn't very good, is it?
[03:39] Gi
    It's all out of a can,
    even his special lunch.
[03:43] Gi
    He said he's making a Derick Special #2
    since nobody liked the first one.
[03:47] Gi
    That's not where he should
    be putting his efforts!
[03:50] Gi
    But he said it was always his dream
    to have his own restaurant, right?
[03:55] Gi
    No, his dream was to be a bartender.
[03:58] Gi
    That's right.
[03:59] Gi
    But...
[04:02] (Flashback) Gu
    Who would hire a scary-looking
    old guy with no experience?
[04:07] Gi
    So he started his own place, he said.
[04:10] Gi
    He's definitely putting his
    efforts in the wrong place.
[04:12] Gi
    But he's really a go-getter, huh?
[04:15] Gi
    Derick's always been the type
    to run ahead without thinking.
[04:19] Gi
    Yup.
[04:20] Gi
    That gloomy Doug and him made a good pair.
[04:24] Gi
    So why'd he want to be a bartender so badly?
[04:29] Gi
    Come to think of it,
    he mentioned it one time...
[04:35] Gi
    He rolled some dice to decide!
[04:37] Gi
    He definitely told you more than that!
[04:40] Gi
    I forgot. He talks too much.
[04:44] Gi
    But, his dream finally came true,
    so I want it to go well for him.
[04:48] Gi
    Didn't you say your dream was
    to be a police officer, too?
[04:52] Gi
    Yes, it's always been my dream.
[04:54] Gi
    What started that?
[04:56] Gi
    Well, you see, when I was a kid...
[04:57] Gi
    Again?
[05:00] Gi
    I tried to save a kitten
    that got stuck in a tree,
[05:03] Gi
    and got stuck up there myself.
[05:06] Gi
    I thought I might die up there, and then...
[05:17] (Flashback) Gi
    Are you okay?
[05:18] (Flashback) Gi
    I'm a police officer. This is nothing.
[05:21] (Flashback) Gi
    You're strong, miss!
[05:25] (Flashback) Gi
    No...
[05:26] (Flashback) Gi
    You, the girl who saved the
    cat, are the strong one.
[05:29] (Flashback) Gi
    You did great all by yourself!
[05:33] Gi
    And I decided I wanted to be a
    strong woman like she was...
[05:38] Gi
    Are you serious?
[05:40] Gi
    That's as stupid a reason as Derick's.
[05:43] Gi
    But you got your dream to come true, right?
[05:46] Gi
    Yeah. It's a nice story.
[05:48] Gi
    I'm jealous you have such a good reason.
[05:53] Gi
    I joined SEVEN-O because it looked
    easier than boxing for money.
[05:59] Gi
    B-Boxing for money?
[06:01] Gi
    Yes. Travis recruited Max.
[06:05] Gi
    Yeah... I remember that.
[06:08] (Flashback) Gi
    What's wrong, partner?
[06:10] (Flashback) Gi
    It took you three whole rounds today.
    You not feeling good?
[06:14] (Flashback) Gi
    It feels like somebody's watching
    me all the time lately.
[06:17] (Flashback) Gi
    I can't sleep...
[06:19] (Flashback) Gi
    It's been a rough set of matches
    lately. You're just tired.
[06:26] (Flashback) Gi
    Just like flowers bloom more beautifully
    in a garden than in the wild...
[06:32] (Flashback) Gi
    Would you let me offer a place where
    your beauty can shine brighter?
[06:40] Gi
    It's hard to believe that the guy who
    was passed out on the floor drooling
[06:44] Gi
    was actually the guy who ran SEVEN-O.
[06:46] Gi
    Wh-What do you mean?
[06:48] Gi
    Max used to be a pro boxer while
    she was a police officer.
[06:55] Gi
    It's complicated.
[06:57] Gi
    Well, enough about me.
[07:00] Gi
    Aren't we going to get a drink?
[07:02] Gi
    Oh, that's right!
[07:04] Gi
    Well, I don't care where as
    long as I can get a drink.
[07:07] Gi
    Hey, can one of you guys take this home?
[07:10] Gi
    It's heavy...
[07:12] Gi
    What is it?
[07:14] Gi
    Champagne, supposedly.
[07:16] Gu
    So, why my place?
[07:19] Gi
    'Cause we can't get drunk at HQ.
[07:22] Gu
    No, I mean, we've got a no
    outside food or drinks rule.
[07:27] Gu
    Sure, but you want to share great
    stuff like this with everybody.
[07:32] Gi
    Why are you even here, Doug?
[07:34] Gi
    Didn't you get sent home?
[07:35] Gu
    I had something to do.
[07:37] Gi
    But this was a present for
    your little brother, right?
[07:41] Gi
    Is it okay to open it?
[07:43] Gu
    Yeah, he's still 5.
[07:46] Gu
    He even went to the trouble to learn
    your little brother's birthday?
[07:49] Gu
    That's Travis for you.
[07:51] Gu
    He puts in so much effort,
    it's almost a work of art.
[07:55] Gu
    Somebody out there is...
[07:58] Gu
    ...is talking about us, don't you think?
[08:01] Gu
    Really?
[08:02] Gu
    You're overthinking things.
[08:04] Gi
    That's right. Who would waste time
    talking about some random old guy?
[08:07] Gu
    You were doing it just now.
[08:09] Gi
    Hey, shouldn't the idiot Buzz-Cut be here?
[08:13] Gu
    Oh, right.
[08:15] Gu
    I have to get back.
[08:19] Gu
    Hey!
[08:20] Gu
    Sheesh...
[08:22] Gu
    You forgot this.
[08:23] Gi
    What's with him?
[08:25] Gi
    Derick's always looking out
    for other people, huh?
[08:28] Gi
    Sophie, you've been with
    SEVEN-O a long time, too, right?
[08:33] Gi
    Why did you join SEVEN-O, anyway?
[08:37] Gi
    Why?
[08:38] Gi
    We were just talking about that at HQ.
[08:41] Gi
    I just applied and got hired.
[08:43] Gi
    Wait, SEVEN-O just hired
    people off the street?
[08:47] Gi
    I'm not an agent, I just
    handle communications.
[08:50] Gi
    But...
[08:52] Gi
    At first, the plan was for a male operator
    to transfer in from the police.
[08:56] Gi
    But Travis didn't like
    them so he put up an ad.
[09:01] Gi
    Yup. I was looking for a new
    job, and I saw the want ad...
[09:06] Gi
    It looked fun, so I applied.
SIGN    Open for Public Applications:
    1 Correspondence Clerk:
    Includes lovely uniform and tea time.
    No experience necessary!
    A handsome superior will guide
     you with a gentle hand.
[09:10] Gi
    Everything on that page is a red flag.
[09:14] (Flashback) Gu
    So this would be your uniform.
[09:18] (Flashback) Gu
    Looks good.
[09:19] (Flashback) Gi
    So um, where's my handsome boss?
[09:24] (Flashback) Gu
    Right in front of you.
[09:27] Gi
    So I said to myself,
[09:28] Gi
    "Yeah, that's not happening"
    and just turned him down,
[09:33] Gi
    but when I got home, there was
    a notice that I'd been hired.
[09:36] Gi
    The way Travis's mind works is amazing.
[09:39] Gi
    Yeah. He's really tough.
[09:41] Gi
    But if that's how you joined up,
[09:44] Gi
    it all worked out in the end.
[09:45] Gi
    For all his faults,
    Travis has an eye for talent.
[09:49] Gi
    I guess...
[09:51] Gi
    Everybody's got their own history, huh?
[09:54] Gi
    Let's go, then.
[09:56] Gi
    We're not done yet!
[09:58] Gi
    What about you, Deana?
[10:00] Gi
    You!
[10:03] Gi
    Are you planning on listening to everybody
    else's story and not telling your own?
[10:07] Gi
    Who cares about me?
[10:08] Gi
    You even complained about mine!
[10:11] Gi
    It's not fair! It's not fair, Deana!
[10:14] Gi
    Tell me!
[10:19] Gi
    Fine.
[10:21] Gi
    I didn't really want to tell you, but...
[10:25] Gi
    The first memory I have is
    of being dragged by a man
[10:30] Gi
    I'd never met into a car.
[10:33] Gi
    The man was an assassin.
    And one of the best.
[10:36] Gi
    I was an orphan, and he raised
    me to be an assassin
[10:39] Gi
    without me ever knowing what I was learning.
[10:43] Gi
    After a harsh youth spent
    training, my first mission was
[10:48] Gi
    to assassinate a certain military VIP.
[10:57] Gi
    But I just couldn't bring
    myself to kill him.
[11:02] Gi
    Why?
[11:04] Gi
    The melody he played on the
    piano was too beautiful.
[11:08] Gi
    It was the first time I realized
    that I had feelings, too.
[11:13] Gi
    So to balance things out,
    I became a detective.
[11:18] Gi
    Thanks to that man.
[11:22] Gi
    Well, that's about all there is to it.
[11:24] Gi
    You've heard enough, right?
[11:26] Gi
    Let's call it a night.
[11:27] Gi
    Who was that man?
[11:30] Gi
    He died last year.
[11:33] Gi
    I'm sorry for asking you
    about something so painful.
[11:36] Gi
    No, it's fine.
[11:38] Gi
    Yeah, there's no need to apologize.
[11:41] Gi
    But...
[11:42] Gi
    It was all a lie.
[11:45] Gi
    Hey, Max! Why did you tell her?
[11:48] Gi
    It didn't feel fair.
[11:49] Gi
    Max fell for it too once.
[11:53] Gi
    Is it just me, or is the story
    getting more and more ridiculous?
[11:57] Gi
    Right?
[11:58] Gi
    She looked so serious listening
    to me that I couldn't help it!
[12:02] Gi
    That's so mean! I was really worried!
[12:05] Gi
    It's your fault for falling for it.
[12:08] Gu
    That's a nasty habit of yours, Deana.
[12:12] Gu
    But it's not entirely her fault.
[12:18] Gu
    It's a lesson that a detective
    shouldn't believe others so easily.
[12:24] Gi
    Yeah, you're right.
[12:27] Gu
    That's pretty insightful, coming from you.
[12:29] Gi
    It's a good lesson, right?
[12:31] Gi
    Yes...
[12:32] Gi
    By the way, Derick, what are you writing?
[12:35] Gi
    Oh, I was going to hire some help.
     I can't do this on my own.
[12:40] Gu
    Why do you need another worker
    when the place is always empty?
[12:43] Gu
    That's really mean.
[12:44] Gu
    I hope you get someone good.
SIGN    Now Hiring! Seeking people with a can-do attitude! No experience necessary! Derick's bar No Name
[12:46] Gu
    Don't worry. I've got an eye for talent.
[12:50] Gu
    Later, Deana's bad habit and this want-ad
    would lead to unexpected effects...
[12:55] Gu
    But that's another story.
[13:04] Gu
    This was another rough case.
[13:07] Gu
    But you saved me again.
[13:10] Gu
    Don't say things you don't mean.
[13:14] ---
    No, I do mean it.
[13:16] Gu
    You really are the best partner
    a man could ask for, Kirill.
[13:23] Gu
    Why are you asleep?
[13:26] Gu
    Oh, it was a dream...
[13:28] Gu
    Don't dream during work.
[13:30] Gu
    We're getting out of here.
[13:32] Gu
    It was a false lead this
    time, it looks like.
[13:35] Gu
    Yeah...
[13:36] Gu
    Another exhausting day, though!
[13:39] Gu
    You didn't work that much...
[13:42] Gu
    So um... what now?
[13:45] Gu
    Travis says we can go straight home.
[13:47] Gu
    Yeah? Straight home, huh?
[13:50] Gu
    Yeah. I'll take you to your apartment.
[13:52] Gu
    Well... I'm kind of thirsty.
[13:56] Gu
    There's some mineral water
    in the back if you want it.
[14:00] (Flashback) Gu
    That's not it!
[14:02] (Flashback) Gu
    Aren't partners supposed to go to their
    favorite pub after work for a drink,
[14:07] (Flashback) Gu
    and talk about how great the other guy is?
[14:11] (Flashback) Gu
    It was another rough day, huh, partner?
[14:15] (Flashback) Gu
    Every day's rough for us, isn't it partner?
[14:18] (Flashback) Gu
    Like that.
[14:20] (Flashback) Gu
    Isn't that how it is normally?
[14:23] (Flashback) Gu
    Uh... is it?
[14:25] (Flashback) Gu
    You used to be Doug's partner, right?
[14:28] (Flashback) Gu
    How was it with you?
[14:30] (Flashback) Gu
    How was it?
[14:31] (Flashback) Gu
    Did you go to your favorite pub after work?
[14:35] (Flashback) Gu
    Well... we did go drinking.
[14:38] (Flashback) Gu
    Seriously?
[14:39] (Flashback) Gu
    I've only gone once.
[14:41] (Flashback) Gu
    Yeah?
[14:43] (Flashback) Gu
    And how come you get to be called Derick?
[14:47] (Flashback) Gu
    He calls me Constable Vrubel!
[14:50] (Flashback) Gu
    Isn't that weird?
[14:51] (Flashback) Gu
    I don't really follow,
[14:53] (Flashback) Gu
    but if you want to go drinking that
    badly, why don't you invite him?
[14:56] (Flashback) Gu
    That's not what I'm talking about!
[14:59] (Flashback) Gu
    Why don't you get it?
[15:01] (Flashback) Gu
    The veteran invites the
    rookie to his favorite pub.
[15:05] (Flashback) Gu
    That's how you know he accepts
    the new kid as a partner!
[15:09] Gu
    We're here.
[15:12] Gu
    See you tomorrow.
[15:15] Gu
    Yeah.
[15:16] Gu
    Hey, Doug!
[15:18] Gu
    Is that you, Doug?
[15:20] Gu
    It's me! Me!
[15:22] Gu
    Mark!
[15:23] Gu
    It's been forever.
[15:24] Gu
    Mark?
[15:25] Gu
    What are you doing here?
[15:28] Gu
    Are you on a date?
[15:29] Gu
    I'm a guy!
[15:34] Gu
    We're on the clock.
[15:35] Gu
    Oh, I see.
[15:37] Gu
    What about you?
[15:38] Gu
    I'm off today.
[15:40] Gu
    I just moved here.
[15:43] Gu
    I was wandering around trying
    to get the lay of the land.
[15:46] Gu
    I see.
[15:47] Gu
    You're still all about your job, huh?
[15:50] Gu
    You busy after this?
[15:52] Gu
    I'm off for the day, so I'm taking
    the car to HQ to drop it off.
[15:57] Gu
    I see.
[15:58] Gu
    If you don't mind waiting,
    want to grab some drinks after?
[16:02] Gu
    You want to go back to that pub?
[16:04] Gu
    Yeah. I don't have plans.
[16:07] Gu
    Wait!
[16:09] Gu
    I'm going, too!
[16:12] Gu
    This place hasn't changed at all.
[16:14] Gu
    Neither have you.
[16:16] Gu
    How long has it been since we last came here?
[16:18] Gu
    I don't remember.
[16:22] Gu
    I used to come here with Mark all the time.
[16:25] Gu
    After work.
[16:26] Gu
    I see!
[16:27] Gu
    We came here once, didn't we?
[16:30] Gu
    Did we?
[16:31] Gu
    We did! Once!
[16:33] Gu
    We did?
[16:34] Gu
    We did! Once!
[16:36] Gu
    It was a coincidence, but we met here.
[16:41] Gu
    You know. After the prison riot...
[16:45] Gu
    Hello?
[16:47] Gu
    Hey.
[16:49] Gu
    He ain't the considerate type, is he?
[16:52] Gu
    You're his partner at SEVEN-O, right?
[16:55] Gu
    I've heard about you.
[16:57] Gu
    Yeah.
[16:58] Gu
    I'm Mark Belgar. I joined
    the force the same time he did.
[17:01] Gu
    Nice to meet you, Derick.
[17:03] Gu
    That's not right!
[17:05] Gu
    What's up? We get a call?
[17:07] Gu
    No, I'm heading to Derick's place.
[17:09] Gu
    I forgot something.
[17:11] Gu
    You forgot something?
[17:13] Gu
    It's close. I'll be right back.
[17:17] Gu
    I'm Kirill. Kirill Vrubel. I'm a constable.
[17:21] Gu
    I see... He's got a new partner, huh?
[17:24] Gu
    Here. You forgot this case.
[17:27] Gu
    Thanks.
[17:28] Gu
    Care for a drink, Doug?
[17:30] Gu
    No, I'm out drinking with an old work buddy.
[17:34] Gu
    You left him there alone?
[17:36] Gu
    No, Constable Vrubel's with him.
[17:39] Gu
    Hey, Derick, you got any champagne glasses.
[17:42] Gu
    Glasses? Sure.
[17:44] Gu
    Yes!
[17:44] Gu
    We got some good champagne.
[17:47] Gu
    I can't drink, though.
[17:51] Gu
    Can I get some, too?
[17:53] Gu
    Wait, you left your old
    co-worker with Kirill, right?
[17:57] Gu
    Is that okay?
[17:59] Gu
    They'll be fine.
[18:01] Gu
    Doug's so late...
[18:03] Gu
    Yeah. He's inconsiderate.
[18:08] Gu
    Hey, you joined the force at the
    same time as him, right?
[18:11] Gu
    Yeah.
[18:12] Gu
    So you're a sergeant, too?
[18:15] Gu
    No, a constable.
[18:16] Gu
    A senior constable?
[18:17] Gu
    No, just a constable.
[18:20] Gu
    But that's the same rank as me...
[18:21] Gu
    That's right. I'm terrible at my job.
[18:26] Gu
    He's always been good at his work. Unlike me.
[18:30] Gu
    The next thing I know, he's part of SEVEN-O!
[18:35] Gu
    How'd he get into SEVEN-O, anyway?
[18:40] Gu
    The rumor with our department is that
    the boss just picks girls he likes.
[18:45] Gu
    Did you know that?
[18:46] Gu
    I heard he sometimes brings guys in so
    the girls don't stand out too much.
[18:51] Gu
    I see.
[18:52] Gu
    That's what Doug said.
[18:54] Gu
    So he's really lazy about how he hires men.
[18:57] Gu
    There're only two requirements.
[18:58] Gu
    Two?
[18:59] Gu
    Yup.
[19:00] Gu
    They have to have something about them
    that makes for an easy nickname,
[19:02] Gu
    and they have to be unpopular with women.
[19:07] Gu
    ...is talking about us, don't you think?
[19:10] Gu
    Really?
[19:11] Gu
    You're overthinking things.
[19:13] Gi
    That's right. Who would waste time
    talking about some random old guy?
[19:17] Gu
    You were doing it just now.
[19:18] Gi
    Hey, shouldn't the idiot Buzz-Cut be here?
[19:22] Gu
    Oh, right.
[19:24] Gu
    I have to get back.
[19:28] Gu
    Hey!
[19:29] Gu
    Sheesh...
[19:30] Gu
    You forgot this.
[19:31] Gu
    Oh, thanks.
[19:33] Gu
    Hey, Doug. You should listen
    to Kirill once a while.
[19:38] Gu
    You're his partner, right?
[19:40] Gu
    I couldn't follow what he was talking about,
[19:41] Gu
    but something's bugging him.
[19:45] Gu
    The thing with Doug is,
    I don't think he's bad-looking,
[19:49] Gu
    but maybe he's just too gloomy?
[19:50] Gu
    They say men with a shadow about them
    are popular with women, though.
[19:53] Gu
    It's less of a shadow and
    more of a downer mood.
[19:57] Gu
    You guys are having fun, I see.
[19:59] Gu
    You're just such a damn cynic!
[20:04] Gu
    That's right!
[20:05] Gu
    The time I drove the patrol car into a lake,
[20:07] Gu
    you were more worried about the car than me!
[20:10] Gu
    What are you talking about?
[20:12] Gu
    That's why girls don't like you.
[20:16] Gu
    Anyway, I'm going.
[20:17] Gu
    Already?
[20:18] Gu
    Yeah, I'm under house arrest.
[20:20] Gu
    I need to get back.
[20:22] Gu
    I thought you were off duty today.
[20:24] Gu
    I took my uniform home for my girlfriend and
    they found out and put me under house arrest.
[20:30] Gu
    Bye!
[20:31] Gu
    It was fun, Kirill!
[20:33] Gu
    Yeah, see you later.
[20:36] Gu
    I see. So that's what you talked about.
[20:39] Gu
    Yeah.
[20:40] Gu
    But if "girls not liking you"
    is the condition to get in,
[20:42] Gu
    why was Jefferson okay?
[20:44] Gu
    He's married.
[20:47] Gu
    Oh, I see. So that's why.
[20:51] Gu
    Then, what about me?
[20:53] Gu
    Did I look like someone
    who women don't like?
[20:56] Gu
    No, I recommended you.
[21:00] Gu
    I told you that, right?
[21:01] Gu
    You did.
[21:03] Gu
    But why?
[21:05] Gu
    I don't know.
[21:11] Gu
    Maybe because I thought teaming
    up with you would be fun.
[21:25] Gu
    This time it isn't a dream, right?
[21:29] Gu
    Oh, I heard there's been
    something on your mind lately.
[21:33] Gu
    Derick was worried.
[21:35] Gu
    Is something wrong?
[21:37] Gu
    No, it's nothing. It's fine now.
[21:40] Gu
    Well, I did recommend you, but actually...
[21:45] (Flashback) Gu
    So anyway, I'll leave their resume here.
[21:49] (Flashback) Gu
    Sure thing.
[21:57] (Flashback) Gu
    Come on!
[21:59] Gu
    Travis has a thing about wanting
    to hire every cute girl he sees.
[22:04] Gu
    That's how Kay and you got assigned here.
[22:10] Gu
    But well, it all worked out.
[22:12] Gu
    You were Travis's type.
[22:21] Gu
    He really does sleep a lot.
[23:55] Gu
    Some investigations lead to love!
[23:58] Gu
    One day, you meet Kirill and fall in
    love on a secret undercover mission!
[24:02] Gu
    Next time on Double Decker,
[24:03] Gu
    "Infernal Unfair!"
SIGN    Infernal Unfair!
[24:05] Gu
    Kirill, float like a butterfly,
    sting like a bee, honey!

EX2 - Infernal Affair

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[00:01] Gu
    Sorry to call you here so suddenly,
[00:03] Gu
    but there's a special lecture
    at the Police Academy today,
[00:07] Gu
    and a situation has arisen where we need to
    send a graduate there from our department.
[00:12] Gu
    So, Rookie, I'd like you to go.
[00:18] Gi
    Me? Okay, when is it?
[00:20] Gu
    Today. Were you listening?
[00:22] Gu
    Right now.
[00:23] Gi
    But today is...
[00:25] Gu
    I know. But what the brass
    wants, the brass gets.
[00:30] Gi
    Wait a sec, Travis.
[00:32] Gi
    What about that undercover investigation?
[00:34] Gi
    We've been on that case for a long time.
[00:35] Gu
    Oh, about that...
[00:38] Gi
    Undercover investigation?
[00:39] Gi
    Today we're working on the investigation
    of a potential Phase 1 target.
[00:44] Gi
    So the four of us were planning
    on going to a certain party.
[00:49] Gu
    Oh, then I'll go instead...
[00:50] Gu
    That's right, Buzz-Cut.
[00:52] Gu
    That's why I called you here.
[00:55] Gu
    Inspector Vrubel, you are to dress
    as a woman and infiltrate the party.
[01:00] Gu
    Sure, that's fine...
SIGN    EX #02 Infernal Unfair!
[02:36] Gu
    D-Dress as a woman?
[02:39] Gu
    That's ridiculous.
[02:40] Gu
    Um, I'm pretty sure the three
    of us will be fine on our own.
[02:45] Gu
    No, I already registered
    four people as going.
[02:48] Gu
    We can't cause trouble for the
    place we're infiltrating.
[02:51] Gu
    Hey, I went to the Police Academy, too!
[02:54] Gu
    Why don't I go?
[02:56] Gu
    They asked for Rookie, not you.
[02:58] Gu
    Well tell them no!
[03:00] Gu
    You go tell them, then!
[03:03] Gi
    There he goes again...
[03:05] Gi
    I don't care what you decide,
    just call us when you're done.
[03:11] Gi
    He went and took another
    outside job again...
[03:15] Gi
    I wish he told us sooner, though!
    I need to get ready.
[03:19] Gi
    Where's Doug today?
[03:21] Gi
    He's off.
[03:23] Gi
    I'm jealous. The weather's gorgeous today.
[03:26] Gi
    What's he doing, you think?
[03:27] Gi
    His dry cleaning, I bet.
[03:29] Gu
    Yes, that's right!
[03:39] Gu
    I understand, Travis.
[03:40] Gu
    You understand?
[03:42] Gu
    Yeah.
[03:43] Gu
    I really do feel bad...
[03:46] Gu
    Ask Sophie, not me.
[03:49] Gu
    You know better than that, Buzz-Cut.
[03:51] Gu
    She's not a police officer!
[03:54] Gu
    And she has another important mission.
[03:57] Gu
    Mission?
[03:58] Gu
    Yes.
[03:59] Gi
    Hey, Travis.
[04:01] Gi
    The place we're going today
    doesn't have a single star.
[04:04] Gi
    Can I pick a different one?
[04:04] Gu
    Um, Sophie, we're still in a meeting...
[04:07] Gi
    Oh, sorry.
[04:11] Gu
    You're just going on a date with her!
[04:13] Gu
    No! It's a personal interview!
[04:15] Gu
    Anyhow, I am not dressing up as a woman!
[04:19] Gu
    Sheesh...
[04:20] Gu
    You really don't get it, Buzz-Cut.
[04:24] Gu
    Get what?
[04:25] Gu
    Listen.
[04:27] Gu
    Undercover missions involving disguises
    are among the most complex,
[04:29] Gu
    technically demanding things an
    officer will ever be asked to do.
[04:32] Gu
    It's the kind of thing every
    officer dreams of doing once.
[04:37] Gu
    And having to disguise your gender
    only makes it more difficult!
[04:43] Gu
    If you can do this, it assures your entry
    into the ranks of the most elite agents.
[04:50] Gu
    Most elite agents!
[04:56] Gu
    Where's my outfit?
[04:58] Gu
    I'm... I'm gonna be an elite agent!
[05:03] Gi
    Huh?
[05:05] Gi
    That wasn't what I was expecting...
[05:22] Gi
    We were right. Even Travis
    didn't react at all.
[05:26] Gi
    Yeah. Not at all.
[05:27] Gi
    His movements are all wrong.
[05:29] Gi
    Oh, Constable Vrubel!
[05:30] Gi
    Good timing!
[05:32] Gi
    I'm working on some new gadgets,
[05:35] Gi
    and was going to make a promo
    video for a presentation.
[05:39] Gi
    Can you help me out if you're not busy?
[05:41] Gi
    I'm kind of busy right now!
[05:44] Gi
    Even Apple didn't notice.
[05:47] Gi
    I'm actually more curious about
    how he sees that idiot Buzz-Cut.
[05:51] Gi
    He probably thinks of things
    in terms of either 0 or 1.
[05:54] Gi
    I'll be going, then.
[05:56] Gi
    Okay, good luck.
[05:59] Gi
    I knew we couldn't just expect you to
    put on a dress and turn into a woman.
[06:02] Gi
    Well, we still have three
    hours until the party.
[06:05] Gi
    Let's do what we can.
[06:06] Gi
    Hey, idiot Buzz-Cut.
[06:07] Gi
    It's practice time.
[06:09] Gi
    "Practice"? Practice what?
[06:11] Gi
    We know an expert, don't we?
[06:16] Gi
    Oh, I see.
[06:18] Gi
    I understand the situation.
[06:20] Gi
    Yes, that's fine.
[06:22] Gi
    I'm alone right now.
[06:24] Gi
    Yes, I'll be happy to help my brother.
[06:32] Gi
    Knees closed!
[06:33] Gi
    Chin down!
[06:36] Gi
    Your torso does not waver as you walk!
[06:38] Gi
    Arms in, not out!
[06:42] Gi
    Well, I suppose you pass.
[06:46] Gi
    Now we'll practice speaking and mannerisms.
[06:50] Gi
    Imagine I'm a guest at this
    party, and be my waitress.
[06:58] Gi
    Here ya go!
[07:01] Gi
    May I sit next to you?
[07:04] Gi
    Totally wrong.
[07:05] Gi
    Figured...
[07:07] Gi
    Hey, why do you think that is?
[07:09] Gi
    No idea. If I knew,
    I wouldn't be in this mess.
[07:11] Gi
    The reason, Kirill, is that you're trying
    to force yourself to act womanly.
[07:19] Gi
    Listen carefully. You don't
    need to lie about who you are.
[07:23] Gi
    All you need to do is
    forget that you're a man.
[07:29] Gi
    That sounds kind of deep.
[07:31] Gi
    What's important is confidence!
[07:37] Gi
    Listen, Kirill.
[07:39] Gi
    Right now, you're a girl.
[07:43] Gi
    You may be a little crude and unrefined,
[07:46] Gi
    but you're a cheerful and charming girl.
[07:49] Gi
    Understood?
[07:52] Gi
    I-I'm... I'm an elite agent...
[07:57] Gi
    One who can even lie about their gender...
[07:59] Gi
    I'm... I'm a girl.
[08:03] Gi
    A girl!
[08:06] Gi
    Hey, Milla.
[08:07] Gi
    How'd it go?
[08:09] Gi
    I just sent him back.
[08:11] Gi
    He'll arrive soon, so see for yourself.
[08:40] Gi
    Excuse me.
[08:42] Gi
    You were just so beautiful,
    it leapt out of my pocket.
[08:52] Gi
    He reacted. Looks like it worked.
[08:54] Gi
    Okay, let's go. We can do
    the briefing in the car.
[09:00] Gi
    We've got two targets for the investigation.
[09:02] Gi
    One is Guillermo Galvis.
[09:05] Gi
    He's believed to be an Anthem dealer,
    and is our main target.
[09:09] Gi
    We were investigating him
    as a potential Phase 1,
[09:12] Gi
    when we learned that he would be attending
    the opening party of the Grand Marina Hotel.
[09:17] Gi
    Our other target is Yusef bin Saeed Al Atal.
[09:21] Gi
    He's the only son of the rich financier who
    owns the hotel and is putting on the party,
[09:25] Gi
    and there's rumors he's into drugs.
[09:27] Gi
    There's also indications that he's
    made contact with Guillermo.
[09:30] Gi
    There's a good chance they'll try
    and do an Anthem deal at the party.
[09:35] Gi
    A handsome rich kid, huh?
[09:37] Gi
    I don't like him already.
[09:38] Gi
    Our mission this time is to infiltrate
    the party as part of the hired staff,
[09:42] Gi
    get evidence of Anthem possession
    on Guillermo and arrest him.
[09:51] Gi
    I'll work the coat check,
    and search his things.
[09:56] Gu
    Here, take this.
[09:57] gi
    May I take your bag as well, sir?
[10:01] Gu
    It's a personal item.
[10:03] Gi
    It's for security reasons.
[10:06] Gi
    Enjoy the party, sir.
[10:08] (Flashback) Gi
    Max will be on the floor,
    watching target A, Guillermo.
[10:12] (Flashback) Gi
    Yuri will hack into building security
    and observe target A on the monitors.
[10:18] (Flashback) Gu
    And me?
[10:20] (Flashback) Gi
    You'll be handling target B,
    Yusef, in Kay's place.
[10:25] (Flashback) Gu
    You want me to do that?
[10:27] (Flashback) Gi
    Yeah.
[10:28] (Flashback) Gi
    I thought Kay would be the right person for
    the job, but I think you can do it, too, Olivia.
[10:33] (Flashback) Gi
    Olivia?
[10:34] (Flashback) Gi
    Your new name, idiot Buzz-Cut.
[10:38] Gi
    Well, Deana? Find any Anthem?
[10:41] Gi
    Nope.
[10:42] Gi
    Thought so.
[10:43] Gi
    He's not that stupid.
[10:45] Gi
    Well, this was expected. We'll go to Plan B.
[10:48] Gi
    Yuri, what's target A up to?
[10:50] Gi
    On his way to the VIP room.
[10:52] Gi
    Is Target B here yet?
[10:54] Gi
    Not yet.
[10:56] Gi
    Idiot Buzz-Cut, you go to the VIP room, too.
[10:59] Gi
    Got it.
[11:00] Gi
    Got you any scotch?
[11:03] Gi
    Yes, of course.
[11:04] Gi
    Here.
[11:07] Gi
    You remind me of how my wife
    looked when she was young...
[11:12] Gi
    Th-Thanks.
[11:15] Gi
    You're surprisingly muscular.
[11:18] Gi
    I-I lift weights in my free time...
[11:21] Gi
    Crap. If he goes any further,
    he'll find out...
[11:24] Gi
    Oh, Mr. Goldman. Good evening.
[11:27] Gi
    Welcome.
[11:29] Gi
    I'll introduce you to my father.
[11:31] Gi
    Oh, thank you...
[11:40] Gi
    Target B is in sight!
[11:58] Gi
    Looks like a spoiled rich kid.
[12:02] Gi
    Excuse me.
[12:14] Gi
    Hey there, looking for me?
[12:17] Gi
    You've been staring at me for a while.
[12:20] Gi
    Um... I wanted to thank you.
[12:24] Gi
    There's no need to thank me.
[12:26] ---
    But...
[12:27] Gi
    Then...
[12:32] Gi
    Can I take this?
[12:34] Gi
    S-Sure...
[12:36] Gi
    Want to chat for a while?
[12:38] Gi
    I'm tired of being surrounded by crowds.
[12:43] Gi
    Mr. Goldman was quite rude back there.
[12:45] Gi
    No, I should be able to handle things
    smoothly, like you did, Yusef...
[12:49] Gi
    You know my name?
[12:52] Gi
    Everybody was saying it.
[12:55] Gi
    You're very popular, aren't you?
[12:57] Gi
    Popular, huh?
[13:00] Gi
    Everybody likes my family's money. Not me.
[13:06] Gi
    Yusef?
[13:08] Gi
    I'm sorry.
[13:09] Gi
    Is that...
[13:13] Gi
    Max, any movement?
[13:15] Gi
    No, not really.
[13:16] Gi
    Deana, you?
[13:18] Gi
    I'm inside the hotel.
[13:19] Gi
    I've searched all the hiding
    places I could think of,
[13:22] Gi
    and there's no Anthem to be found.
[13:26] Gi
    We'll have to catch them in
    the middle of the deal, then.
[13:29] Gi
    Where's Kirill?
[13:32] Gi
    I've been calling him,
    but that idiot isn't answering.
[13:36] Gi
    Are you okay?
[13:38] Gi
    I took some stomach medicine,
    so I'll be fine in a minute.
[13:42] Gi
    Where are you, idiot Buzz-Cut?
[13:44] Gi
    Shall we go back inside?
[13:47] Gi
    Yeah. Can't say I'm looking
    forward to it, though.
[13:51] Gi
    I don't like parties.
[13:53] Gi
    I'm just putting on an act.
[13:55] Gi
    I'm actually very shy and timid.
[13:58] Gi
    So I'm afraid to betray the expectations
    of the people around me...
[14:02] Gi
    I always lie about who I am, and try
    to be the perfect person I'm not.
[14:06] Gi
    You can see what it's done to my stomach.
[14:09] Gi
    Listen carefully. You don't
    need to lie about who you are.
[14:13] Gi
    I regret ever being born to a rich family.
[14:19] Gi
    Why not forget it for a little bit?
[14:23] Gi
    You seem like a good person.
[14:26] (Flashback) Gi
    What's important is confidence.
[14:29] Gi
    Don't force yourself to
    be somebody you aren't.
[14:31] Gi
    Be who you are.
[14:33] Gi
    Forget all those ideas about
    who you're supposed to be.
[14:39] Gi
    At least...
[14:41] Gi
    I think that's what you should do.
[14:43] Gi
    Is that how it works?
[14:46] Gi
    Hey, shit-for-brains-Bowl-Cut!
[14:48] Gi
    What are you doing?
[14:49] Gi
    Shut up! I'm busy now!
[14:52] Gi
    Just don't forget your mission!
[14:54] Gi
    I know!
[14:55] Gi
    What's wrong?
[14:57] Gi
    Nothing's wrong!
[15:01] Gi
    No, I'm sorry, that was...
[15:22] Gi
    No, um...
[15:23] Gi
    That wasn't what it looked like.
[15:28] Gi
    Were you forcing yourself
    to be someone you weren't?
[15:32] Gi
    I see... That's how it is.
[15:34] Gi
    That's right.
[15:36] Gi
    See? My real voice is like this.
[15:38] Gi
    They always tell me to be more feminine.
[15:40] Gi
    And as you can see, I barely know
    how to wear a dress or heels.
[15:44] Gi
    Everything I just told you was something
    I was told by somebody else.
[15:48] Gi
    You're a funny girl.
[15:51] Gi
    I get that a lot, too.
[15:54] Gi
    Would you tell me your name?
[15:57] Gi
    Olivia.
[15:59] Gi
    I'm glad I got to talk to you, Olivia.
[16:03] Gi
    See you around.
[16:09] Gi
    Target B has re-entered the hotel.
[16:11] Gi
    Target A is moving through
    corridor A on floor 1.
[16:15] Gi
    Target B is taking the emergency stairs
    on the east side to the basement.
[16:19] Gi
    Target A is headed underground via
    the western emergency stairs.
[16:27] Gi
    You did it, right idiot Buzz-Cut?
[16:29] Gi
    Yeah, it worked.
[16:36] Gi
    Well done.
[16:38] Gi
    By the way, do you have it?
[16:40] Gi
    What are you talking about?
[16:43] Gi
    The deal was that today would be the day.
[16:46] Gi
    Oh, that's right.
[16:48] Gi
    Let's go somewhere else.
[16:50] Gi
    It'll be a pain if they head outside.
[16:50] Background
    I'm the cautious type.
[16:52] Gu
    Shouldn't we grab them now?
[16:53] Gu
    No, there's no need for that.
[16:57] Gu
    What does that mean?
[16:58] Gu
    I want to call off the deal.
[17:00] Gu
    It's a little late for that.
[17:04] Gu
    You're the one who wanted
    to change who you are.
[17:06] Gu
    Yes. But I don't need to rely
    on those things anymore.
[17:11] Gu
    I've decided I'll change by myself.
[17:15] Gu
    I'm sorry, but I'm leaving.
[17:18] Gu
    You can't expect to get away with that.
[17:24] Gu
    Not yet!
[17:25] Gu
    But...
[17:26] Gu
    If you panic here, you'll ruin everything!
[17:28] Gu
    Are you an idiot?
[17:30] Gu
    Now that you know I'm a dealer,
    there's no going back!
[17:38] Gu
    We're in the same boat now, you and I.
[17:41] Gu
    Now the deal's made.
[17:44] Gu
    This is SEVEN-O!
[17:45] Gu
    Hand him over right now!
[17:52] Gu
    Wait!
[17:53] Gu
    Ow...
[17:55] Gu
    Olivia?
[17:57] Gu
    Stop right there.
[17:59] Gu
    Max, that's mine. Take good care of it.
[18:23] Gu
    You're good, Max!
[18:35] Gu
    I see.
[18:37] Gu
    You're a detective.
[18:40] Gu
    I'm very sorry about what happened.
[18:44] Gu
    But...
[18:45] Gu
    I'm glad you're not hurt.
[18:49] Gu
    What's gotten into you, idiot Buzz-Cut?
[18:51] Gu
    No, it's nothing.
[18:53] Gu
    Remember! You're a man!
[18:56] Gu
    Kirill Vrubel, the elite agent!
[19:04] Gu
    Good morning, Kay.
[19:06] Gu
    Did yesterday's lecture go okay?
[19:08] Gu
    It went perfectly!
[19:10] Gu
    I couldn't get anything ready,
[19:12] Gu
    so I just drew a picture
    of Anthem's side effects,
[19:15] Gu
    and I scared everybody!
[19:19] Gu
    I think I did a great job of sharing
    with them how dangerous Anthem is!
[19:23] Gu
    Glad to hear it.
[19:24] Gu
    How was the investigation?
[19:27] Gu
    It worked out.
[19:29] Gu
    Idiot Buzz-Cut's seduction
    was a miraculous success.
[19:32] Gu
    What's this about?
[19:35] Gu
    Whew. I was almost late!
[19:41] Gu
    Yesterday was a mess.
[19:43] Gu
    But I was lucky he was off.
[19:46] Gu
    He can be a bit of a dick, sometimes.
[19:49] Gu
    If he saw me...
[19:51] Gu
    Hey, Olivia.
[19:52] Gu
    What is it?
[19:57] Gu
    Wait, that's not my voice!
[19:58] Gu
    And Doug, how did you know—
[20:02] Gu
    Of course, it was Deana's doing.
[20:08] Gu
    Hey, do you think that guy from
    yesterday will be found guilty?
[20:12] Gu
    You mean Yusef?
[20:13] Gu
    The Anthem trade itself didn't happen,
[20:16] Gu
    but he's suspected of using illegal drugs.
[20:20] Gu
    That's right...
[20:22] Gu
    But well, it's his first offense.
[20:23] Gu
    If he's cooperative,
[20:25] Gu
    he might not get a heavy charge.
[20:26] Gu
    I see.
[20:28] Gu
    He seemed like a good guy, you know.
[20:31] Gu
    Good work yesterday, everyone.
[20:36] Gu
    Oh, you're in a good mood, Travis.
[20:39] Gu
    Oh, that Yusef guy that got
    brought in with the dealer?
[20:44] Gu
    He's been very cooperative, and I'm getting a
    lot of thank-yous from the rest of the force.
[20:48] Gu
    He didn't seem the talkative type.
[20:51] Gu
    Well, he said he'd do anything to
    help the purple-haired detective
[20:55] Gu
    he met at the party.
[20:59] Gu
    Wait, did any of my Angels have purple hair?
[21:04] Gu
    Looks like you've got another fan!
[21:06] Gu
    It's pure love!
[21:08] Gu
    Hey, when he gets out, do you think
    he'll come to you with a bouquet?
[21:12] Gu
    I think he will.
[21:14] Gu
    Congrats. You'll be marrying a rich guy.
[21:18] Gu
    Where are you going?
[21:21] Gu
    I'm going to meet him and explain things!
[21:24] Gu
    They say love is blind, you know.
[21:26] Gu
    Shut up!
[21:28] Gu
    Hey, bring him some doughnuts if
    you're visiting him in jail, Olivia!
[21:33] Gu
    Shut up!
[21:34] Gu
    I'm never dressing as a woman again!
[21:36] Gu
    He really is a funny guy.
[23:13] Gu
    This is a great photo.
[23:15] Gu
    Right? He looks good.
[23:19] Gu
    He does.
[23:20] Gu
    He said he'd never do it again, though.
[23:23] Gu
    Anyway, see you later.
[23:26] Gu
    Oh, this...
[23:28] Gu
    Keep it.
[23:29] Gu
    It's a precious memory
    of your brother, right?
[23:31] Gu
    Thanks, Deana.
[23:33] Gu
    Let's make him wear a
    wedding dress next time.
[23:37] Gu
    You're right. He may look good.
[23:40] Gu
    This will become a reality in
    the not-too-distant future!
[23:44] Gu
    Oh, Milla.
[23:45] Gu
    Who's the beauty in the picture?
[23:48] Gu
    My little sister.
[23:49] Gu
    I see!
[23:51] Gu
    Both you and your sister are gorgeous!
[23:55] Gu
    This is a request from
    "TM" who lives in L-City.
[23:58] Gu
    "I love SEVEN-O and want to see
    them in a hot springs episode."
[24:02] Gu
    So next time on Double Decker*, it's*
[24:04] Gu
    "Detective Buzz-Cut In the
    Steam Murder Mystery Case!"
SIGN    Detective Buzz-Cut In the
    Steam Murder Mystery Case!
[24:06] Gu
    Thank you for the post card, Travis Murphy!

EX3 - Detective Buzz-Cut and the Steamy Murder Mystery Case

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[00:01] Gu
    Okay, I remembered my pillow.
[00:03] Gu
    Toothbrush, soap...
[00:05] Gu
    Extra underwear and socks...
[00:07] Gi
    How many pairs of underwear are you taking?
[00:10] Gu
    I told you to stay out of my
    room, you old hag!
[00:13] Gi
    Inns have soap, you know.
[00:16] Gu
    Shut up.
[00:17] Gu
    Anything other than this makes my skin dry!
[00:20] Gi
    You're really looking forward to this.
[00:22] Gu
    N-No way.
[00:24] Gu
    It's just a work thing.
[00:25] Gu
    In this moment, Idiot Buzz-Cut,
    aka Kirill Vrubel, had no idea
[00:30] Gu
    that what was supposed to be
    a relaxing hot springs
[00:32] Gu
    would instead turn into
    a brutal murder scene!
SIGN    EX #03
    Detective Buzz-Cut and the Steamy Murder Mystery Case!
SIGN    18 Hours Before the Murder
[02:14] Gu
    Zuy Attammi, a huge resort located
    on the Marinaurbem coast.
SIGN    NEW DERICK BUS (Undergoing Renovations)
[02:19] Gu
    SEVEN-O, as well as two more,
[02:22] Gu
    are enjoying their trip to the
    hot springs on the new Derick Bus.
[02:28] Gu
    Except for this man...
[02:31] (Flashback) Gu
    Come on, why won't you come with me?
[02:33] (Flashback) Gu
    If you want new clothes to
    wear, I'll buy them for you!
[02:36] (Flashback) Gi
    I don't want to spend my
    days off with you, too.
[02:40] Gu
    I want to go home...
[02:43] Gi
    Go home, then.
[02:45] Gi
    Don't drink too much.
[02:47] 9
    9:48. Autumn leaf hunting.
[02:49] 10
    10:23. Pottery-making.
[02:52] 11
    11:15. Soba-making followed by lunch.
[02:55] 11
    At noon...
[02:55] 11
    Who the hell schedules these
    things down to the minute?
[02:58] 11
    Let's just go to the hot springs.
[03:00] 11
    No!
[03:00] 11
    I was put in charge of this trip, and I'm
    going to make sure it goes off perfectly!
[03:05] Gu
    Why are those two on a bike?
[03:07] Gu
    They could just ride the bus with us.
[03:09] Gu
    Do you remember when I'd just come to
    the department and didn't know anybody,
[03:13] Gu
    and you were the one guy
    to call me Doctor?
[03:16] Gu
    Oh, yeah...
[03:17] Gu
    Are you tired? Want me to take over?
[03:20] Gu
    N-Nah, I'm fine.
[03:22] Gu
    Compared to the stakeouts I
    did when I was a detective...
[03:26] Gu
    Everybody's even more apart than usual...
[03:33] Gi
    This is Steamy Inn, our
    destination for the day!
[03:36] Gi
    Wow!
[03:37] Gu
    It feels like I'm in a foreign country!
[03:40] Gu
    Zuy Attammi incorporates the
    currently-popular eastern style...
[03:44] Gu
    I'm going first!
[03:46] Gu
    Hey, no being loud! No running!
[03:48] Gu
    No fair!
[03:49] Gu
    What's not fair, I wonder?
[03:51] Gi
    Who knows?
[03:52] Gi
    How many nights is he staying?
[03:57] Gi
    Welcome to my inn.
[04:00] Gu
    Y-You!
[04:01] Gu
    This is the owner of the inn.
[04:04] Gu
    She's the twin sister of your landlord.
[04:07] Gi
    Her twin?
[04:09] Gi
    And wait, how did you know...
[04:13] Gi
    After what happened,
    your landlord and I became friends.
[04:16] Gi
    We go out to eat once a week!
[04:19] Gu
    Seriously?
[04:25] Gu
    Doug...
[04:26] Gu
    For the first time, I think you and
    I are thinking the same thing, Doug.
[04:31] Gu
    No, I was just looking at...
[04:34] Gu
    Don't blush. It's natural for
    a man to think that way.
[04:39] Gu
    Mixed open bathing, huh?
[04:40] Gu
    It sounds fun.
[04:43] Gi
    Okay, let's get our asses into the bath!
[04:47] Gi
    No!
[04:49] Gi
    We're behind schedule.
    Put your stuff in your room.
[04:53] Gi
    In 6 minutes and 24 seconds,
    it's time for a ping-pong tournament.
[05:02] Gi
    We had one of those when I was in school...
[05:03] Gi
    The type who gets overexcited
    for a field trip
[05:06] Gi
    and fills the schedule with
    everything they think of.
[05:08] Gi
    The games will be held
    in a tournament fashion.
[05:11] Gi
    Derick has offered the winner a ticket
    good for a full week of free lunches!
[05:17] Gi
    I have a suggestion!
[05:18] Gi
    Go ahead.
[05:19] Gi
    I don't want the ticket if I win,
[05:21] Gi
    so just let me change my room.
[05:25] (Flashback) Gi
    Ooh. A Geisha delivery service, huh?
[05:28] Gi
    I want to stay in Doug's room.
[05:31] Gi
    But then I'll have to stay in his room!
[05:35] Gi
    I see!
[05:36] Gi
    Your skin's so beautiful because you
    take a hot springs bath every day, huh?
[05:40] Gi
    Hey, how come all the girls have
    to stay in a 4-person room?
[05:43] Gi
    I thought you'd all want to
    have a party in your room!
[05:46] Gi
    We're not little kids anymore...
[05:48] Gi
    Then if we win,
    let's have them switch rooms.
[05:52] Gi
    That's a great idea.
[05:54] Gu
    That... would be a problem.
[05:54] Background
    No, well you see...
[05:56] Gi
    I'm happy you're all so into this!
[05:59] Gi
    Okay, our first game will be...
[06:02] Gi
    Deana, nice smash!
[06:04] Gi
    It's impressive she can serve like
    that after all she's had to drink.
[06:11] Gi
    You're in the same room, right?
[06:14] Gi
    You and Milla.
[06:15] Gi
    Yeah.
[06:16] Gi
    We're siblings, after all.
[06:18] Gi
    B-But, a boy and girl of your age
    shouldn't be in the same room...
[06:21] Gi
    Girl?
[06:23] Gi
    Derick doesn't realize
    that Milla's a man yet?
[06:27] Gi
    If you guys are fine with
    it, so am I, I guess...
[06:29] Gi
    I'm starting to feel bad.
[06:32] Gi
    Um, listen, don't freak out when
    I tell you this, but Milla is...
[06:36] Gi
    Excuse me!
[06:37] Gi
    We're calling off the game.
[06:38] Gi
    Why? It's just getting good!
[06:41] Gi
    It's time for our group photo!
[06:44] Gi
    After the photo, we'll be
    heading to the banquet hall.
[06:47] Gu
    But we're not done with our game.
[06:49] Gi
    Off we go!
[06:51] ---
    This way.
[06:51] ---
    Let's take a serious picture.
[06:53] Gu
    So, what was that about Milla?
[06:56] Gi
    Oh, she said it's fun to work with you.
[06:59] Gu
    I see!
[07:00] Gu
    She said that, huh?
[07:03] Gi
    I can't say it...
[07:05] Gi
    His eyes are shining so brightly.
[07:08] Gi
    I can't bring myself to tell him...
[07:14] Gi
    Let's have some fun!
[07:19] Gu
    The stars are supposed to be
    beautiful in this area at night.
[07:22] Gi
    You want me to go look at them with you?
[07:24] Gi
    Derick, do you like shrimp?
[07:27] Gi
    I'm full, so if you like...
[07:29] Gu
    Milla... You knew I liked shrimp!
[07:32] Gu
    Shit. I've gotta do something.
[07:36] Gu
    Hey, I have to ask you something.
[07:38] Gu
    Does Derick...
[07:38] Gu
    Wait.
[07:42] Gu
    Yeah, sake was the right answer.
[07:44] Gu
    Doug?
[07:45] Gu
    Is this important?
[07:47] Gu
    I mean, maybe not...
[07:50] Gu
    Then tell me tomorrow, okay?
[07:52] Gu
    You probably can't tell by looking
    at me, but I'm pretty drunk.
[07:56] Gu
    Seriously?
[07:57] Gu
    Doug, I brought you more sake!
[07:59] Gu
    Thanks, Doctor.
[08:02] Gu
    If Doug's no good...
[08:04] Gi
    I'm gonna sing!
[08:06] Gu
    She's no good either!
[08:08] Gi
    Down this before you sing!
[08:12] Gu
    Everybody, don't drink too much!
[08:14] Gi
    We have a card game scheduled at 9:00!
[08:17] Gi
    Let's just go to the damn baths already!
[08:19] Gi
    Smart thinking, Pink!
[08:20] Gi
    Everyone, Max is going to sing.
[08:26] Gi
    What's wrong?
[08:27] Gi
    Are you not feeling well?
[08:29] Gi
    I really can't believe it...
[08:31] Gi
    Max?
[08:33] Gi
    I almost resigned...
[08:36] Gi
    and now I'm here with
    Yuri, and all of you...
[08:40] Gi
    I'm so happy, I can't believe it.
[08:45] Gi
    Don't make me cry like that.
[08:48] Gi
    Sorry.
[08:50] Gu
    Well, we've been through a lot,
[08:52] Gu
    but I'm happy we all came
    together to form this team.
[08:56] Gu
    Boss...
[08:57] Gu
    You know,
[08:58] Gu
    a traditional way the Japanese strengthen
    their bonds is by being naked together...
[09:03] Gu
    And this inn has an open-air mixed...
[09:07] Gu
    You piece of !
[09:08] Gu
    It was a joke! Just a little joke!
[09:12] Gu
    Deana?
[09:15] Gu*
    She okay?
[09:16] Gu
    I think she just drank too much and passed out.
[09:19] Gu
    But I'll take a look.
[09:21] Gu
    Milla?
[09:21] Gu
    Don't worry.
[09:22] Gu
    I worked as a nurse when I was on the run.
[09:26] Gu
    A former angel-in-white...
[09:28] Gu
    How beautiful!
[09:35] Gu
    This is amazing!
[09:37] Gu
    I bet Sophie's regretting
    that she didn't come.
[09:41] Gu
    She's probably not thinking about us at all.
[09:44] Gu
    No, she's actually pretty
    lonely. She needs me.
[09:48] Gu
    Can I get another drink?
[09:51] Gu
    More specifically, what she
    needs is Travis's wallet!
[09:54] Gu
    If Sophie were here, we'd be in
    that mixed bath right now...
[09:57] Gu
    You've got so many muscles!
[10:00] Gu
    Can I touch them?
[10:02] Gu
    Sure, I guess.
[10:03] Gu
    Wow! I'm so impressed.
[10:06] Gu
    Nobody wants to see men doing that.
[10:09] Gu
    Listen, kid. You're young.
[10:11] Gu
    You've got better things to do with your time
    than get excited over some random guy's body.
[10:16] Gu
    Don't say it like that.
[10:18] Gu
    There's an open-air mixed
    bath right next to us!
[10:21] Gu
    Can you not open a treasure chest when
    it's right there in front of you?
[10:27] Gu
    Hey, where's Derick?
[10:29] Gu
    He followed Milla somewhere.
[10:31] Gu
    He was saying something about stars.
[10:34] Gu
    Seriously?
[10:35] Gu
    Can I borrow the soap?
[10:37] Gu
    Sure.
[10:40] Gu
    Listen...
[10:42] Gu
    What I wanted to talk to you about before...
[10:44] Gu
    I think it may be serious after all.
[10:48] Gu
    That's the woman's bath.
[10:50] Gu
    What are you doing?
[10:52] Gu
    I need that!
[10:54] Gu
    Soap's all the same, right?
[10:57] Gu
    You idiot!
[10:58] Gu
    That soap's got no additives and uses real
    lemon! You have to buy it off the internet!
[11:03] Gu
    Was Deana always this wussy of a drinker?
[11:05] Gu
    She's probably tired after
    all the things we had to do.
[11:08] Gu
    It's not my fault!
[11:13] Gu
    Of course it's gonna be a hard schedule!
[11:15] Gu
    There she goes again.
[11:17] Gu
    Um, Kay?
[11:19] Gu
    Don't worry. She's not actually drunk.
[11:22] Gu
    You know... I realized then!
[11:26] Gu
    "Then..."?
[11:27] Gu
    When you left us!
[11:31] Gu
    When I tried to remember you,
[11:35] Gu
    the only thing I could remember were cases.
[11:37] Gu
    I didn't have any fun
    memories with everybody!
[11:41] Gu
    So this time, I'm gonna the best
    possible memories for everybody!
[11:45] Gu
    So please, follow the schedule!
[11:49] Gu
    Yeah, you're right.
[11:51] Gu
    Let's do everything in the pamphlet.
[11:53] Gu
    Once Deana gets up, let's
    all go to the hot spring.
[11:58] Gu
    I brought some water. I'll leave it here.
[12:00] Gu
    Thanks.
[12:01] Gu
    Call me whenever you need something.
[12:03] Gu
    I'll be wandering around outside.
[12:09] Gu
    Derick still doesn't know.
[12:11] Gu
    At this point, I just feel bad for him.
[12:14] Gu
    But Deana said she'd let us know
    when it was time to tell him.
[12:19] Gu
    She does love her pranks...
[12:27] Gu
    Something wrong?
[12:28] Gu
    I was just being impressed by this.
[12:31] Gu
    The Hot Springs Association is
    offering a special $10,000 reward?
[12:35] Gu
    That is amazing.
[12:36] Gu
    No, not that.
SIGN    Charge: Panty Thief
[12:39] Gu
    "Charge: Panty Thief"?
[12:42] Gu
    Supposedly he once stole 300 pairs
    of underwear in a single night.
[12:46] Gu
    Panty M is amazing...
[12:49] Gu
    The others all forfeited, right?
[12:53] Gu
    So this is the final round!
[12:56] Gu
    He really doesn't want to sleep
    in a room with Travis, huh?
[12:59] Gu
    Milla, how's Deana looking?
[13:01] Gu
    She'll be fine when she wakes up, I think.
[13:04] Gu
    I see.
[13:05] Gu
    Heading to the bath?
[13:06] Gu
    Yeah. See you later.
[13:08] Gu
    Sure.
[13:10] Gu
    I'll be back later.
[13:17] Gu
    I realized we never
    really had a family trip.
[13:22] Gu
    That's right.
[13:25] Gu
    Hey... Can I ask you something?
[13:29] Gu
    Why did you always dress as a girl?
[13:31] Gu
    Part of it was that I wanted to do anything
    I could to hide from the Upper World...
[13:35] Gu
    Part of it?
[13:36] Gu
    And it was fun, too. I'm pretty cute.
[13:40] Gu
    I know the feeling.
[13:41] Gu
    Did you do it, too?
[13:43] Gu
    One time when I was a student...
    I dressed up as a bunny girl.
[13:47] Gu
    You did?
[13:49] Gu
    The landlord found a photo of it.
[13:51] Gu
    She still blackmails me with it.
[13:53] Gu
    A bunny girl, huh? That's pretty daring.
[13:56] Gu
    Don't laugh! It's one of
    my three greatest regrets!
[14:02] Gu
    But just as sharing a naked bath
    together deepened the brothers' bond...
[14:12] Gu
    The crime occurred!
[14:25] Gu
    Hey, are you okay?
[14:27] Gu
    What was that scream?
[14:29] Gu
    It came from the women's bath.
[14:31] Gu
    I'll bring someone here!
[14:32] Gu
    This is bad!
[14:35] Gu
    E-Everyone... you should get dressed.
[14:39] Gu
    We've got bigger problems now.
[14:41] Gu
    Did Deana do this?
[14:42] Gu
    Hell no, you idiot!
[14:44] Gu
    He was on the ground when we got here.
[14:47] Gu
    What was doing in the women's bath?
[14:49] Gu
    Peeking?
[14:51] Gu
    No, he's not Apple.
[14:53] Gu
    Hey, I heard that!
[14:54] Gu
    Derick doesn't have the guts.
[14:57] Gu
    Yeah.
[14:58] Gu
    He has a surprisingly pure heart.
[15:00] Gu
    Then... did somebody attack him?
[15:06] Gu
    H-Hi there.
[15:11] Gu
    I found the criminal!
[15:13] Gu
    Get over here, everybody!
[15:14] Gu
    Well done, Apple!
[15:23] Gu
    You did it, right?
[15:25] Gu
    D-Did it?
[15:26] Gu
    You killed Derick when he caught
    you peeking into the women's bath!
[15:31] Gu
    He's not dead!
[15:32] Gu
    He's just unconscious!
[15:34] Gu
    What? Did something happen to Derick?
[15:37] Gu
    It wasn't me!
[15:38] Gu
    Don't lie to us.
[15:40] Gu
    Then why did you run?
[15:42] Gu
    Because... the mixed open air bath...
[15:47] Gu
    I figured that you'd all use it
    if the women's bath broke...
[15:53] Gu
    But the pipe wouldn't budge, and
    somebody was coming, so I ran.
[15:57] Gu
    That's illegal.
[16:00] Gu
    It's legal because I wasn't able to do it!
[16:02] Gu
    It's not, actually.
[16:04] Gu
    But I don't think he did it.
[16:07] Gu
    Then who killed Derick?
[16:09] Gu
    He's not dead!
[16:11] Gu
    Derick woke up!
[16:18] Gu
    I never went into the women's bath!
[16:21] Gu
    I went into the men's bath, of course!
[16:24] Gu
    And then I went to get out of the bath and
    the next thing I knew I was out cold...
[16:28] Gu
    Then why were you in the women's bath?
[16:30] Gu
    That's what I want to know!
[16:32] Gu
    Can we just say that Travis did it?
[16:34] Gu
    I'm fine with that.
[16:36] Gu
    I don't think detectives
    are supposed to say that!
[16:39] Gu
    You're one to talk.
[16:41] Gu
    Was it Panty M?
[16:44] Gu
    The panty thief ran into Derick,
    and knocked him out to escape?
[16:48] Gu
    Then the person Travis heard when he was
    trying to destroy the women's bath was...
[16:52] Gu
    Well, it's certainly possible!
[16:53] Gu
    Yeah, he certainly looked like the guy!
[16:55] Gu
    You're just making that up, aren't you?
[16:57] Gu
    I-If that's true, we need to chase him!
[17:00] Gu
    He might still be close!
[17:01] Gu
    No, there's no need.
[17:04] Gu
    Doug.
[17:05] Gu
    I know who did it.
[17:07] Gu
    Who?
[17:08] Gu
    The criminal is...
[17:09] Gu
    Wait!
[17:10] Gu
    First, we need to go somewhere!
[17:13] Gi
    5:43. Watch the sunrise at the seashore!
[17:17] Gi
    That's where you go when you solve
    a mystery at a hot springs!
[17:21] Gu
    This case, where Derick died under
    mysterious circumstances...
[17:25] Gu
    No, I'm not dead.
[17:27] Gu
    The criminal is...
[17:36] Gu
    Kirill.
[17:37] Gi
    Impossible!
[17:38] Gu
    No, I was in the bath...
[17:41] Gu
    And me, too!
[17:43] Gu
    Derick.
[17:44] Gu
    There's a reason you went into
    the bath alone then, right?
[17:48] Gu
    It's because...
[17:50] Gu
    To invite Milla on a night walk, right?
[17:54] Gu
    You planned on being alone,
    separated only by the fence between the baths,
[17:57] Gu
    and invite Milla on a walk.
[17:59] Gu
    D-Don't say that in front of everyone!
[18:02] Gu
    Derick!
[18:04] Gu
    You seem to not know
    this, but Milla is a guy.
[18:08] Gi
    Don't tell him!
[18:10] Gu
    His real name is Valery Vrubel.
SIGN    Women's
[18:15] Gu
    You saw him go into the men's bath,
SIGN    Men's
[18:17] Gu
    and without really looking at the
    sign, went into the women's bath.
[18:22] Gu
    And when you stood up to talk to him...
[18:26] Gu
    You slipped on the soap I'd accidentally
    tossed into the women's bath.
[18:31] Gu
    The lemon slices in the bath
[18:34] Gu
    were there because the soap melted.
[18:38] Gu
    Then it's not my fault at all!
[18:40] Gu
    But if you hadn't brought your own soap,
[18:43] Gu
    this never would've happened.
[18:45] Gu
    That's the story, Derick.
[18:50] Gi
    Shit! I was gonna keep it
    going for another 6 months.
[18:53] Gi
    Deana.
[18:55] Gi
    Um... I'm sorry for never telling you...
[18:58] Gi
    So it was my mistake, huh?
[19:01] Gi
    Derick...
[19:02] Gi
    Good...
[19:04] Gi
    I was afraid I'd ruined the whole trip.
[19:09] Gi
    Don't try to show off, Derick.
[19:11] Gi
    Well, that's that, then.
[19:13] Gi
    What about the mental damage
[19:15] Gi
    I suffered after being
    treated as a criminal?
[19:18] Gi
    No, but...
[19:19] Gi
    The only way to apologize is for us
    all to get into that bath together...
[19:22] Gi
    Max!
[19:24] Gi
    It was a joke! Just a joke!
[19:31] Gi
    Everybody, we're having breakfast
    in the banquet hall in 5 minutes!
[19:36] Gi
    I was kind of hoping it
    would happen, though...
[19:38] Gi
    Detectives on vacation catch a criminal!
[19:41] Gi
    I was hoping we could all
    catch Panty M together!
[19:44] Gi
    No way. This isn't a comic
    book. That'll never happen.
[19:47] Gi
    No, it will!
[19:52] Gi
    M-My underwear's gone!
[19:55] Gi
    Victory in the 52nd Panty
    Hunting Tournament is mine.
[20:01] Gi
    That's Panty M!
[20:05] Gi
    Wait!
[20:07] Gi
    Kirill!
[20:08] Gi
    Are you okay?
[20:14] Gi
    Hi, there.
[20:16] Gi
    Don't let him get away!
[20:18] Gi
    Right!
[20:19] ---
    Crap.
[20:24] Gi
    It's not what it looks like!
[20:25] Gi
    Should we arrest him?
[20:35] Gi
    Give up!
[20:40] Gi
    Sextuplets?
[20:42] Gi
    They would play hide and seek
    here while competing
[20:44] Gi
    to see who could steal the most panties.
[20:47] Gi
    Supposedly they got addicted to the thrill.
[20:50] Gi
    So all six of them are trash?
[20:53] Gi
    That explains how they stole 300 in a night.
[20:56] Gi
    That's still 50 per person!
[21:03] Gi
    Man, it's too early in the
    morning to work up a sweat.
[21:06] Gi
    But what could be better?
[21:07] Gi
    We arrest a criminal, have a delicious
    breakfast, then go to a hot spring.
[21:14] Gi
    Max, your breasts are really big...
[21:16] Gi
    Are you listening?
[21:18] Gi
    S-Sorry.
[21:19] Gi
    But they're just so much
    bigger than they looked...
[21:22] Gi
    Kay, yours are about the size they look.
[21:24] Gi
    But Deana is surprisingly...
[21:27] Gi
    Don't touch me! It tickles!
[21:30] Gi
    This is a nice location.
[21:33] Gi
    Yeah.
[21:34] Gi
    It's kind of like a mixed
    bath, if you squint.
[21:36] Gi
    Can we stop now?
[21:38] Gi
    Yeah, I feel better now.
[21:40] Gi
    I don't know how you can work
    under a guy like this, Doug.
[21:44] Gi
    Work's just like that, right?
[21:46] Gi
    Hey, Derick.
[21:49] Gi
    Can I keep working with you?
[21:53] Gi
    Of course.
[21:55] Gi
    I don't care what gender somebody
    is, as long as they're nice...
[22:00] Gi
    Isn't that nice, Valery?
[22:03] Gi
    So yeah, please keep
    working with my brother.
[22:06] Gi
    Sure thing!
[22:07] Gi
    Glad to have you aboard, Valery!
[22:10] Gi
    Thanks.
[22:12] Gi
    It feels like it's been a long trip,
[22:14] Gi
    but it's nice to have everybody
    together like this!
[22:17] Gi
    Yeah.
[22:18] Gi
    Everybody, we're going white
    water rafting at eight!
[22:22] Gi
    Hurry up!
[22:23] Gi
    Right!
SIGN    SEVEN-O Hot Springs Trip
SIGN    Memory of the Trip (1)
    Group Photo
SIGN    Memory of the Trip (2)
    Banquet!!
SIGN    Memory of the Trip (3)
    Autumn Leaf Hunting, Just the Two of Us
SIGN    Memory of the Trip (4)
    First Pottery Class
SIGN    Memory of the Trip (5)
    Noodle Eating Contest
SIGN    Memory of the Trip (6)
    Wax Museum Tour?
SIGN    Memory of the Trip (7)
    Check out this awesome motorcycle!
SIGN    Memory of the Trip (8)
    Chaos!
SIGN    Memory of the Trip (9)
    It's... taken some damage, huh?
SIGN    Memory of the Trip (10)
    Enjoying Personal Time
SIGN    Memory of the Trip (11)
    Relaxing in a Foot Bath