Donyatsu
Donyatsu is a cat-like, chocolate-coated donut creature living in an abandoned Shinjuku, Tokyo. Lots of strange fun with his yummy friends! Tastefully funny short stories with brand new characters not seen in the original!
Season 1
1 - Catch-Ball
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SIGN Episode 1: Catch-Ball
[00:21] Bagel
Donyatsu!
[00:22] Bagel
Hey, Donyatsu!
[00:24] Bagel
Oh, you're sunbathing.
[00:27] Donyatsu
Oh, Bagel-san.
[00:28] Bagel
Hey, I'm bored. Let's play catch-ball.
[00:32] Donyatsu
Sounds good.
[00:33] Bagel
But it's no fun to play the regular way.
[00:37] Bagel
So how about we play catch-ball shiritori.
[00:40] Donyatsu
Catch-ball shiritori?
[00:42] Bagel
Yeah.
[00:43] Bagel
Catch-ball and shiritori at the same time.
[00:46] Donyatsu
Just like the name.
[00:48] Bagel
Yeah, I guess.
[00:49] Bagel
All right, here goes.
[00:50] Donyatsu
Okay.
[00:51] Bagel
Yogurt!
[00:54] Donyatsu
Okay.
[00:56] Donyatsu
Huh?
[00:58] Donyatsu
Oh, come on, don't tease me, Bagel-san.
[01:04] Bagel
Sorry.
[01:08] Bagel
I'm really bringing it this time!
[01:10] Bagel
Be ready!
[01:11] Donyatsu
Okay.
[01:12] Bagel
Large katsu curry!
[01:20] Bagel
You all right?
[01:22] Donyatsu
Once more, please.
[01:25] Bagel
Nah, let's do something else.
[01:28] Donyatsu
No, once more...
[01:30] ---
2 - Super Matsuzaki Brothers
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SIGN Episode 2: Super Matsuzaki Brothers
[00:18] Donyatsu
You're good at playing Shigeru, Bagel-san.
[00:22] Bagel
Nah, but you're great at playing Matsuzaki.
[00:29] Rollnya
Oh, there you are.
[00:30] Rollnya
You said you'd go shopping with me.
[00:34] Bagel
After we beat this.
[00:36] Rollnya
Remember that department store
we went to together?
[00:39] Rollnya
They had exclusive cosmetics there.
[00:42] Rollnya
I really, really wanted them!
[00:44] Rollnya
They're exclusive!
[00:44] Bagel
Donyatsu, there's a black mushroom there!
[00:47] Donyatsu
I know!
[00:48] Rollnya
Hey, are you listening?
[00:50] Donyatsu
I got the white mushroom by accident.
[00:52] Rollnya
Hey!
[00:54] Bagel
You can't give Matsuzaki a white mushroom.
[00:57] Rollnya
I know, right?
[00:58] Rollnya
Matsuzaki with a white mushroom?
[01:03] Rollnya
This is the problem with men.
[01:06] Rollnya
Fine, then.
[01:13] Rollnya
There!
[01:14] Rollnya
One, two, one, two...
[01:20] Rollnya
Come on, let's go shopping already.
[01:24] Bagel
Stop it!
[01:24] Bagel
I'm not going!
[01:26] Bagel
Stop it!
[01:27] ---
3 - Tummy Ache
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SIGN Episode 3: Tummy Ache
[00:18] Bagel
My stomach hurts.
[00:19] Donyatsu
Huh, what's wrong, Bagel-san?
[00:22] Bagel
I ate too many potato chips.
[00:24] Donyatsu
These are from three years ago!
[00:27] Donyatsu
I don't think it's because you overate.
[00:29] Bagel
Oh, I guess.
[00:33] Bagel
Wait, this isn't funny!
[00:35] Bagel
Ow, help.
[00:37] Donyatsu
Leave it to me, Bagel-san.
[00:41] Baum
There, there. Leave it to me.
[00:43] Donyatsu
Baum-san.
[00:44] Donyatsu
It's okay, I can handle this.
[00:48] Baum
Stomach pains? Let me see.
[00:50] Baum
Hi, there. I'm your doctor, Baumcougar-sensei.
[00:54] Baum
Leave everything to me.
[00:56] Bagel
You're kinda creepy!
[00:59] Donyatsu
Rin Pin To Sha Kai Jin Retsu
Zai Zen Fuurin Kazan...
[01:01] Bagel
Donyatsu, dude, what are you doing?
[01:03] Donyatsu
Qi!
[01:04] Donyatsu
I'm going to fix your tummy ache with qi.
[01:06] Baum
Stomach pain often comes from stress.
[01:08] Baum
Have you experienced severe stress lately?
[01:11] Donyatsu
Pain, pain, go away!
[01:14] Donyatsu
Abracadabra!
[01:14] Baum
Don't be shy, now. Speak up.
SIGN Stress! Stress! Stress!
SIGN Nyu! Nyu! Nyu!
[01:23] Bagel
No, that's not really helping.
[01:26] ---
4 - Itchy
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SIGN Episode 4: Itchy
[00:18] Bagel
What's wrong, Donyatsu?
You're being pretty noisy.
[00:21] Donyatsu
I'm itching somewhere,
but I don't know where.
[00:25] Bagel
What does that even mean?
[00:27] Donyatsu
I don't know where I'm itching!
[00:29] Donyatsu
I don't know where I'm itching!
[00:31] Bagel
Just calm down.
SIGN Pow! Whack!
SIGN Try to remember where you were itching.
[00:35] Kumacaron
"Why, you!"
[00:35] Donyatsu
Let's see.
[00:37] Donyatsu
My tail? Or under my armpit?
[00:39] Donyatsu
Or maybe it was in my tummy.
[00:40] Kumacaron
"What power! Take my special move!"
[00:43] Bagel
Dude, Kumacaron, quit it!
[00:46] Kumacaron
Sorry.
[00:47] Donyatsu
Not here, not there...
[00:50] Bagel
Oh, yeah. Donyatsu,
what about your paw pads?
[00:53] Donyatsu
My paw pads?
[00:56] Donyatsu
No, that's not it.
[00:58] Donyatsu
That's not it!
[00:59] Donyatsu
My itch ran away!
[01:00] Donyatsu
My itch ran away!
[01:02] Kumacaron
"Damn, to think I'd be the
one to become dead weight."
[01:02] Kumacaron
Where did it go? Where did my itch go?
SIGN Whoosh
[01:07] ---
Bam! Whoosh!
[01:10] Bagel
I told you to stop, dammit!
[01:11] Bagel
Why do keep reading out loud?
[01:14] Kumacaron
Sorry, I can't get it through
my head unless I read out loud.
[01:18] Donyatsu
It's my head!
[01:21] Donyatsu
That feels so good.
[01:23] Bagel
Good for you, I guess.
[01:26] Kumacaron
Pow! "Bastard!"
[01:28] ---
5 - Word Association
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SIGN Episode 5: Word Association
[00:15] Croquette
All right, we're playing
the kokon touzai game.
[00:17] Donyatsu
The kokon touzai game?
[00:19] Croquette
It's like word association.
[00:22] Donyatsu
Sounds fun.
[00:24] Croquette
Loser gets a penalty game!
[00:26] Donyatsu
Okay!
[00:26] Donyatsu
Let's go.
[00:28] Donyatsu
Kokon touzai!
[00:30] Donyatsu
Yay!
[00:30] Croquette
Fish names.
[00:33] Croquette
Saury!
[00:34] Donyatsu
Tuna!
[00:36] A
Mackerel sushi!
[00:39] Croquette
Su—wha—
[00:42] Donyatsu
Penalty for Croquen-san.
[00:44] Croquette
What?! I couldn't even hear her!
[00:47] A
Mackerel sushi.
[00:48] Croquette
You gotta speak up!
[00:50] Croquette
That one doesn't count.
[00:52] Croquette
Again!
[00:53] Donyatsu
All right, fine.
[00:54] Croquette
Kokon touzai!
[00:56] Donyatsu
Yay!
[00:57] Croquette
Flower names!
[00:59] Croquette
Cherry blossoms!
[01:01] Donyatsu
Sunflowers!
[01:03] A
Bean sprouts.
[01:04] Donyatsu
Go, go!
[01:06] Donyatsu
Penalty game for Croquen-san.
[01:10] Croquette
Speak up, I can't hear you!
[01:19] A
If you lose, you lose, bro.
[01:23] Croquette
Let's change order.
[01:25] Croquette
I don't want to be after this kid.
[01:27] ---
6 - Let's Play With Robosaki-san
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SIGN Episode 6: Let's Play With Robosaki-san
[00:18] Donyatsu
Robosaki-san!
[00:21] Bagel
Hey, we're here to hang out.
[00:26] Robosaki
Hello.
[00:27] Robosaki
I'm glad to see that you both look well.
[00:31] Bagel
You sound so formal, man.
[00:33] Robosaki
Changing language modes.
[00:34] Robosaki
Changing language modes.
[00:35] Robosaki
Wrryyyy....
[00:38] Robosaki
Weee! 'Sup, Robosaki in da house!
[00:41] Robosaki
Woo!
[00:42] Bagel
That's too extreme!
[00:44] Donyatsu
Yes.
[00:45] Robosaki
I apologize. It's quite difficult.
[00:48] Bagel
You'll get used to it.
[00:50] Donyatsu
Let's play shiritori, Robosaki-san.
[00:53] Robosaki
Shiritori?
[00:55] Robosaki
Ah, the word game. I know of it.
[00:58] Bagel
All right, the loser gets a flick
on the forehead from everyone.
[01:03] Robosaki
A flick on the forehead?
[01:04] Robosaki
What is that?
[01:06] Robosaki
No data available.
[01:08] Robosaki
Please instruct.
[01:17] Robosaki
Like this? Is this a flick?
[01:19] Robosaki
I saw this being done to
you earlier, Bagel-san.
[01:21] Robosaki
Now, let us play shiritori.
[01:23] Robosaki
Let us begin now!
[01:25] Robosaki
Shiritori!
[01:26] ---
7 - Planetarium
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SIGN Episode 7: Planetarium
[00:15] Donyatsu
I'm switching it on.
[00:20] Donyatsu
It's so pretty.
[00:21] A
Beautiful.
[00:23] B
This home planetarium uses
cutting-edge lens projection
[00:26] ---
to display a night sky more
vividly than past models.
[00:29] B
It displays stars from
magnitude 1 to magnitude 8—
[00:30] A
Shut up, nerd!
[00:32] Bagel
Hey, Donyatsu!
[00:35] A
Bagel-san?
[00:36] A
Is he on the roof?
[00:41] Donyatsu
What's up? Did you find
a glowing turd or some—
[00:52] Rollnya
It's pretty.
[00:54] A
I see.
[00:56] A
There are no city lights,
[00:57] ---
and the sky's clear,
[00:59] ---
so the stars are visible
even in the city right now.
[01:02] Bagel
Hey, Donyatsu!
[01:06] Donyatsu
Looks like you're having fun, Bagel-san.
[01:09] C
Sorry, I think Bagel-san put
catnip in his mineral water.
[01:15] Bagel
Donyatsu, let's stargaze together.
[01:18] Donyatsu
Yep.
[01:19] Donyatsu
This sky always looks like
an army of termites to me.
[01:23] A
You guys keep ruining the mood!
[01:26] ---
8 - Natural Enemy
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[00:11] A
Donyatsu.
SIGN Natural Enemy
[00:13] B
Yes, sir!
[00:14] A
Oh, yeah.
[00:16] B
Oh, yeah!
[00:16] A
Ready, go!
[00:17] B
Ready, go!
[00:19] A
The very reason for our being!
[00:21] A
Is to eat those round, circley things!
[00:24] A
Eat them!
[00:25] B
Eat them!
[00:26] A
Catch them!
[00:28] B
Catch them!
[00:31] B
Fall in!
[00:35] B
Attention!
[00:35] B
Yes, sir!
[00:36] A
At ease!
[00:37] B
Yes, sir.
[00:38] A
Attention!
[00:39] B
Yes, sir!
[00:40] A
Totally at ease.
[00:46] A
At ease, if I dare say.
[00:52] A
Enough.
[00:54] A
Listen!
[00:55] A
We are at war. We eat or be eaten.
[00:58] A
What are we here for?
[00:59] B
To eat them all!
[01:02] A
Indeed!
[01:05] A
Next time we meet,
they'll be in our stomachs.
[01:12] Bagel
What happened to you, Donyatsu?
[01:15] Donyatsu
I was going to eat a
can of food, but I slipped.
[01:18] Bagel
There's something in your head.
[01:20] Donyatsu
I know, right?
[01:23] Donyatsu
This is a bit...
[01:24] Bagel
Doesn't that hurt, man?
[01:24] Donyatsu
It kinda hurts.
[01:26] ---
9 - Famous Quotes
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SIGN Episode 9: Famous Quotes
[00:16] Bagel
Y'know, that movie...
[00:18] Bagel
With Arnie. What was it again?
[00:20] Donyatsu
Yeah, that one, the one
that's like The Terminator.
[00:25] Bagel
Yeah, Arnie has a really famous quote.
[00:28] Bagel
What was it again?
It's on the tip of my tongue.
[00:31] Macchan
Now, now, gather 'round!
[00:35] Macchan
The place is rich with the scent of movies.
[00:38] Macchan
Thank you, thank you.
[00:40] Macchan
I am the movie sommelier, Macchan!
[00:44] Bagel
Yeah, so that famous
line in The Terminator...
[00:47] Macchan
My body tastes of light green tea.
[00:50] Macchan
I'm Macchan!
[00:51] Bagel
Enough with the introductions!
What's Arnie's quote?
[00:55] Donyatsu
The chocolate on my
back is just a little bitter.
[00:58] Donyatsu
I'm Donyatsu!
[01:00] Bagel
Dammit, Donyatsu, you don't
need to imitate Macchan.
[01:04] Bagel
Tell me that famous line!
[01:06] Bagel
It's bugging me!
[01:11] Bagel
Yeah, that's it!
[01:13] Bagel
That's it!
[01:14] Bagel
Let's keep it going, say the line together.
[01:16] Bagel
One, two... Hey!
[01:25] Bagel
I'll be back.
[01:27] ---
10 - Biggs and Wedge
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SIGN Episode 10: Biggs and Wedge
[00:15] Donyatsu
It's so pretty.
[00:17] Donyatsu
This is really so pretty.
[00:19] Donyatsu
I think I'll give it to Rollnya-san.
[00:26] Wedge
Hey, there, roundie! Prepare yourself!
[00:29] Biggs
You're so dead.
[00:31] Donyatsu
What? Machumaro...
[00:34] Wedge
Check it out, Biggs, he's freaking out!
[00:36] Biggs
Yeah, now's our chance, let's eat him, Wedge!
[00:40] Biggs
Ready, set...
[01:21] Donyatsu
It's so pretty.
[01:23] Donyatsu
This is really so pretty.
[01:25] Donyatsu
I think I'll give it to Rollnya-san.
[01:28] ---
11 - Flattery Shop
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SIGN Episode 11: Flattery Shop
SIGN Get your compliments here
[00:15] Donyatsu
Now, now, step right up, come on in!
[00:18] Donyatsu
How would you two like some flattery?
[00:21] Bagel
Sounds fun. Donyatsu, give me a good one.
[00:27] Donyatsu
Bagel-san, you're...
[00:29] Bagel
Come on, compliment me!
[00:31] Donyatsu
I think you're great.
[00:34] Donyatsu
Oh, and you're brown.
[00:36] Donyatsu
And round.
[00:37] Donyatsu
And you have a hole.
[00:40] Bagel
Dude, those aren't really compliments.
[00:44] Donyatsu
That'll be one can of mackerel, please.
[00:46] Bagel
That's too much.
[00:47] Rollnya
Hey, compliment me, too.
[00:51] Donyatsu
Rollnya-san, you're nice.
[00:53] Donyatsu
I really like your ribbon.
[00:55] Donyatsu
Oh, and it's red. Really red.
[00:58] Donyatsu
It's just so red.
[00:59] Rollnya
Compliment me, not my ribbon.
[01:02] Rollnya
You're cute until you open your mouth.
[01:05] Rollnya
You suck. You're so bad
at giving compliments.
[01:08] Bagel
Donyatsu, man, don't let it get to you.
[01:11] Bagel
That's what's good about you,
that you're so honest.
[01:14] Donyatsu
Bagel-san, you're so
good at giving compliments.
SIGN Get your compliments here
[01:19] Donyatsu
Good luck, my heir.
[01:21] Bagel
I'm not taking over!
[01:23] Bagel
Go away!
[01:24] Bagel
Don't line up!
SIGN Get your compliments here
[01:25] Bagel
Stop getting into line!
[01:27] ---
12 - Playing Hero
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SIGN Episode 12: Playing Hero
[00:17] Rollnya
I'm a damsel in distress!
[00:19] Rollnya
Have I nothing left to do but
to drown in this kitty litter?
[00:25] Rollnya
Glance.
[00:26] Donyatsu
Wow, sixteen taps a second.
[00:29] A
That's amazing.
[00:30] Bagel
He's not called Master for nothing!
[00:32] Rollnya
Hey, you three stooges!
[00:34] All
Huh?
[00:35] Rollnya
Don't you see this
cute girl calling for help?
[00:37] Rollnya
Why are you ignoring me?
[00:39] A
We weren't ignoring you.
[00:41] Bagel
We're busy studying new techniques.
[00:44] Donyatsu
Sorry, Rollnya-san.
[00:47] Bagel
Dude, his right arm is
thicker than his left one!
[00:48] A
He's so pro.
[00:51] Rollnya
Just do it!
[00:52] All
Yes, mistress!
[00:56] Rollnya
Help me!
[01:01] Bagel
A definite firmness,
with a tender inside: Bagel J!
[01:06] A
Sweet seduction from France:
the Hero Kumacaron!
[01:11] Donyatsu
A tender, sweet chocolate tail:
[01:15] ---
The Knight on a White Horse, Donyatsu!
[01:17] Rollnya
I'm coming to save you, Rollnya-san!
[01:21] ---