Season 1

1 - Catch-Ball

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SIGN    Episode 1: Catch-Ball
[00:21] Bagel
    Donyatsu!
[00:22] Bagel
    Hey, Donyatsu!
[00:24] Bagel
    Oh, you're sunbathing.
[00:27] Donyatsu
    Oh, Bagel-san.
[00:28] Bagel
    Hey, I'm bored. Let's play catch-ball.
[00:32] Donyatsu
    Sounds good.
[00:33] Bagel
    But it's no fun to play the regular way.
[00:37] Bagel
    So how about we play catch-ball shiritori.
[00:40] Donyatsu
    Catch-ball shiritori?
[00:42] Bagel
    Yeah.
[00:43] Bagel
    Catch-ball and shiritori at the same time.
[00:46] Donyatsu
    Just like the name.
[00:48] Bagel
    Yeah, I guess.
[00:49] Bagel
    All right, here goes.
[00:50] Donyatsu
    Okay.
[00:51] Bagel
    Yogurt!
[00:54] Donyatsu
    Okay.
[00:56] Donyatsu
    Huh?
[00:58] Donyatsu
    Oh, come on, don't tease me, Bagel-san.
[01:04] Bagel
    Sorry.
[01:08] Bagel
    I'm really bringing it this time!
[01:10] Bagel
    Be ready!
[01:11] Donyatsu
    Okay.
[01:12] Bagel
    Large katsu curry!
[01:20] Bagel
    You all right?
[01:22] Donyatsu
    Once more, please.
[01:25] Bagel
    Nah, let's do something else.
[01:28] Donyatsu
    No, once more...
[01:30] ---
    

2 - Super Matsuzaki Brothers

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SIGN    Episode 2: Super Matsuzaki Brothers
[00:18] Donyatsu
    You're good at playing Shigeru, Bagel-san.
[00:22] Bagel
    Nah, but you're great at playing Matsuzaki.
[00:29] Rollnya
    Oh, there you are.
[00:30] Rollnya
    You said you'd go shopping with me.
[00:34] Bagel
    After we beat this.
[00:36] Rollnya
    Remember that department store
    we went to together?
[00:39] Rollnya
    They had exclusive cosmetics there.
[00:42] Rollnya
    I really, really wanted them!
[00:44] Rollnya
    They're exclusive!
[00:44] Bagel
    Donyatsu, there's a black mushroom there!
[00:47] Donyatsu
    I know!
[00:48] Rollnya
    Hey, are you listening?
[00:50] Donyatsu
    I got the white mushroom by accident.
[00:52] Rollnya
    Hey!
[00:54] Bagel
    You can't give Matsuzaki a white mushroom.
[00:57] Rollnya
    I know, right?
[00:58] Rollnya
    Matsuzaki with a white mushroom?
[01:03] Rollnya
    This is the problem with men.
[01:06] Rollnya
    Fine, then.
[01:13] Rollnya
    There!
[01:14] Rollnya
    One, two, one, two...
[01:20] Rollnya
    Come on, let's go shopping already.
[01:24] Bagel
    Stop it!
[01:24] Bagel
    I'm not going!
[01:26] Bagel
    Stop it!
[01:27] ---
    

3 - Tummy Ache

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SIGN    Episode 3: Tummy Ache
[00:18] Bagel
    My stomach hurts.
[00:19] Donyatsu
    Huh, what's wrong, Bagel-san?
[00:22] Bagel
    I ate too many potato chips.
[00:24] Donyatsu
    These are from three years ago!
[00:27] Donyatsu
    I don't think it's because you overate.
[00:29] Bagel
    Oh, I guess.
[00:33] Bagel
    Wait, this isn't funny!
[00:35] Bagel
    Ow, help.
[00:37] Donyatsu
    Leave it to me, Bagel-san.
[00:41] Baum
    There, there. Leave it to me.
[00:43] Donyatsu
    Baum-san.
[00:44] Donyatsu
    It's okay, I can handle this.
[00:48] Baum
    Stomach pains? Let me see.
[00:50] Baum
    Hi, there. I'm your doctor, Baumcougar-sensei.
[00:54] Baum
    Leave everything to me.
[00:56] Bagel
    You're kinda creepy!
[00:59] Donyatsu
    Rin Pin To Sha Kai Jin Retsu
    Zai Zen Fuurin Kazan...
[01:01] Bagel
    Donyatsu, dude, what are you doing?
[01:03] Donyatsu
    Qi!
[01:04] Donyatsu
    I'm going to fix your tummy ache with qi.
[01:06] Baum
    Stomach pain often comes from stress.
[01:08] Baum
    Have you experienced severe stress lately?
[01:11] Donyatsu
    Pain, pain, go away!
[01:14] Donyatsu
    Abracadabra!
[01:14] Baum
    Don't be shy, now. Speak up.
SIGN    Stress! Stress! Stress!
SIGN    Nyu! Nyu! Nyu!
[01:23] Bagel
    No, that's not really helping.
[01:26] ---
    

4 - Itchy

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SIGN    Episode 4: Itchy
[00:18] Bagel
    What's wrong, Donyatsu?
    You're being pretty noisy.
[00:21] Donyatsu
    I'm itching somewhere,
    but I don't know where.
[00:25] Bagel
    What does that even mean?
[00:27] Donyatsu
    I don't know where I'm itching!
[00:29] Donyatsu
    I don't know where I'm itching!
[00:31] Bagel
    Just calm down.
SIGN    Pow! Whack!
SIGN    Try to remember where you were itching.
[00:35] Kumacaron
    "Why, you!"
[00:35] Donyatsu
    Let's see.
[00:37] Donyatsu
    My tail? Or under my armpit?
[00:39] Donyatsu
    Or maybe it was in my tummy.
[00:40] Kumacaron
    "What power! Take my special move!"
[00:43] Bagel
    Dude, Kumacaron, quit it!
[00:46] Kumacaron
    Sorry.
[00:47] Donyatsu
    Not here, not there...
[00:50] Bagel
    Oh, yeah. Donyatsu,
    what about your paw pads?
[00:53] Donyatsu
    My paw pads?
[00:56] Donyatsu
    No, that's not it.
[00:58] Donyatsu
    That's not it!
[00:59] Donyatsu
    My itch ran away!
[01:00] Donyatsu
    My itch ran away!
[01:02] Kumacaron
    "Damn, to think I'd be the
    one to become dead weight."
[01:02] Kumacaron
    Where did it go? Where did my itch go?
SIGN    Whoosh
[01:07] ---
    Bam! Whoosh!
[01:10] Bagel
    I told you to stop, dammit!
[01:11] Bagel
    Why do keep reading out loud?
[01:14] Kumacaron
    Sorry, I can't get it through
    my head unless I read out loud.
[01:18] Donyatsu
    It's my head!
[01:21] Donyatsu
    That feels so good.
[01:23] Bagel
    Good for you, I guess.
[01:26] Kumacaron
    Pow! "Bastard!"
[01:28] ---
    

5 - Word Association

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SIGN    Episode 5: Word Association
[00:15] Croquette
    All right, we're playing
    the kokon touzai game.
[00:17] Donyatsu
    The kokon touzai game?
[00:19] Croquette
    It's like word association.
[00:22] Donyatsu
    Sounds fun.
[00:24] Croquette
    Loser gets a penalty game!
[00:26] Donyatsu
    Okay!
[00:26] Donyatsu
    Let's go.
[00:28] Donyatsu
    Kokon touzai!
[00:30] Donyatsu
    Yay!
[00:30] Croquette
    Fish names.
[00:33] Croquette
    Saury!
[00:34] Donyatsu
    Tuna!
[00:36] A
    Mackerel sushi!
[00:39] Croquette
    Su—wha—
[00:42] Donyatsu
    Penalty for Croquen-san.
[00:44] Croquette
    What?! I couldn't even hear her!
[00:47] A
    Mackerel sushi.
[00:48] Croquette
    You gotta speak up!
[00:50] Croquette
    That one doesn't count.
[00:52] Croquette
    Again!
[00:53] Donyatsu
    All right, fine.
[00:54] Croquette
    Kokon touzai!
[00:56] Donyatsu
    Yay!
[00:57] Croquette
    Flower names!
[00:59] Croquette
    Cherry blossoms!
[01:01] Donyatsu
    Sunflowers!
[01:03] A
    Bean sprouts.
[01:04] Donyatsu
    Go, go!
[01:06] Donyatsu
    Penalty game for Croquen-san.
[01:10] Croquette
    Speak up, I can't hear you!
[01:19] A
    If you lose, you lose, bro.
[01:23] Croquette
    Let's change order.
[01:25] Croquette
    I don't want to be after this kid.
[01:27] ---
    

6 - Let's Play With Robosaki-san

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SIGN    Episode 6: Let's Play With Robosaki-san
[00:18] Donyatsu
    Robosaki-san!
[00:21] Bagel
    Hey, we're here to hang out.
[00:26] Robosaki
    Hello.
[00:27] Robosaki
    I'm glad to see that you both look well.
[00:31] Bagel
    You sound so formal, man.
[00:33] Robosaki
    Changing language modes.
[00:34] Robosaki
    Changing language modes.
[00:35] Robosaki
    Wrryyyy....
[00:38] Robosaki
    Weee! 'Sup, Robosaki in da house!
[00:41] Robosaki
    Woo!
[00:42] Bagel
    That's too extreme!
[00:44] Donyatsu
    Yes.
[00:45] Robosaki
    I apologize. It's quite difficult.
[00:48] Bagel
    You'll get used to it.
[00:50] Donyatsu
    Let's play shiritori, Robosaki-san.
[00:53] Robosaki
    Shiritori?
[00:55] Robosaki
    Ah, the word game. I know of it.
[00:58] Bagel
    All right, the loser gets a flick
    on the forehead from everyone.
[01:03] Robosaki
    A flick on the forehead?
[01:04] Robosaki
    What is that?
[01:06] Robosaki
    No data available.
[01:08] Robosaki
    Please instruct.
[01:17] Robosaki
    Like this? Is this a flick?
[01:19] Robosaki
    I saw this being done to
    you earlier, Bagel-san.
[01:21] Robosaki
    Now, let us play shiritori.
[01:23] Robosaki
    Let us begin now!
[01:25] Robosaki
    Shiritori!
[01:26] ---
    

7 - Planetarium

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SIGN    Episode 7: Planetarium
[00:15] Donyatsu
    I'm switching it on.
[00:20] Donyatsu
    It's so pretty.
[00:21] A
    Beautiful.
[00:23] B
    This home planetarium uses
    cutting-edge lens projection
[00:26] ---
    to display a night sky more
    vividly than past models.
[00:29] B
    It displays stars from
    magnitude 1 to magnitude 8—
[00:30] A
    Shut up, nerd!
[00:32] Bagel
    Hey, Donyatsu!
[00:35] A
    Bagel-san?
[00:36] A
    Is he on the roof?
[00:41] Donyatsu
    What's up? Did you find
    a glowing turd or some—
[00:52] Rollnya
    It's pretty.
[00:54] A
    I see.
[00:56] A
    There are no city lights,
[00:57] ---
    and the sky's clear,
[00:59] ---
    so the stars are visible
    even in the city right now.
[01:02] Bagel
    Hey, Donyatsu!
[01:06] Donyatsu
    Looks like you're having fun, Bagel-san.
[01:09] C
    Sorry, I think Bagel-san put
    catnip in his mineral water.
[01:15] Bagel
    Donyatsu, let's stargaze together.
[01:18] Donyatsu
    Yep.
[01:19] Donyatsu
    This sky always looks like
    an army of termites to me.
[01:23] A
    You guys keep ruining the mood!
[01:26] ---
    

8 - Natural Enemy

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[00:11] A
    Donyatsu.
SIGN    Natural Enemy
[00:13] B
    Yes, sir!
[00:14] A
    Oh, yeah.
[00:16] B
    Oh, yeah!
[00:16] A
    Ready, go!
[00:17] B
    Ready, go!
[00:19] A
    The very reason for our being!
[00:21] A
    Is to eat those round, circley things!
[00:24] A
    Eat them!
[00:25] B
    Eat them!
[00:26] A
    Catch them!
[00:28] B
    Catch them!
[00:31] B
    Fall in!
[00:35] B
    Attention!
[00:35] B
    Yes, sir!
[00:36] A
    At ease!
[00:37] B
    Yes, sir.
[00:38] A
    Attention!
[00:39] B
    Yes, sir!
[00:40] A
    Totally at ease.
[00:46] A
    At ease, if I dare say.
[00:52] A
    Enough.
[00:54] A
    Listen!
[00:55] A
    We are at war. We eat or be eaten.
[00:58] A
    What are we here for?
[00:59] B
    To eat them all!
[01:02] A
    Indeed!
[01:05] A
    Next time we meet,
    they'll be in our stomachs.
[01:12] Bagel
    What happened to you, Donyatsu?
[01:15] Donyatsu
    I was going to eat a
    can of food, but I slipped.
[01:18] Bagel
    There's something in your head.
[01:20] Donyatsu
    I know, right?
[01:23] Donyatsu
    This is a bit...
[01:24] Bagel
    Doesn't that hurt, man?
[01:24] Donyatsu
    It kinda hurts.
[01:26] ---
    

9 - Famous Quotes

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SIGN    Episode 9: Famous Quotes
[00:16] Bagel
    Y'know, that movie...
[00:18] Bagel
    With Arnie. What was it again?
[00:20] Donyatsu
    Yeah, that one, the one
    that's like The Terminator.
[00:25] Bagel
    Yeah, Arnie has a really famous quote.
[00:28] Bagel
    What was it again?
    It's on the tip of my tongue.
[00:31] Macchan
    Now, now, gather 'round!
[00:35] Macchan
    The place is rich with the scent of movies.
[00:38] Macchan
    Thank you, thank you.
[00:40] Macchan
    I am the movie sommelier, Macchan!
[00:44] Bagel
    Yeah, so that famous
    line in The Terminator...
[00:47] Macchan
    My body tastes of light green tea.
[00:50] Macchan
    I'm Macchan!
[00:51] Bagel
    Enough with the introductions!
    What's Arnie's quote?
[00:55] Donyatsu
    The chocolate on my
    back is just a little bitter.
[00:58] Donyatsu
    I'm Donyatsu!
[01:00] Bagel
    Dammit, Donyatsu, you don't
    need to imitate Macchan.
[01:04] Bagel
    Tell me that famous line!
[01:06] Bagel
    It's bugging me!
[01:11] Bagel
    Yeah, that's it!
[01:13] Bagel
    That's it!
[01:14] Bagel
    Let's keep it going, say the line together.
[01:16] Bagel
    One, two... Hey!
[01:25] Bagel
    I'll be back.
[01:27] ---
    

10 - Biggs and Wedge

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SIGN    Episode 10: Biggs and Wedge
[00:15] Donyatsu
    It's so pretty.
[00:17] Donyatsu
    This is really so pretty.
[00:19] Donyatsu
    I think I'll give it to Rollnya-san.
[00:26] Wedge
    Hey, there, roundie! Prepare yourself!
[00:29] Biggs
    You're so dead.
[00:31] Donyatsu
    What? Machumaro...
[00:34] Wedge
    Check it out, Biggs, he's freaking out!
[00:36] Biggs
    Yeah, now's our chance, let's eat him, Wedge!
[00:40] Biggs
    Ready, set...
[01:21] Donyatsu
    It's so pretty.
[01:23] Donyatsu
    This is really so pretty.
[01:25] Donyatsu
    I think I'll give it to Rollnya-san.
[01:28] ---
    

11 - Flattery Shop

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SIGN    Episode 11: Flattery Shop
SIGN    Get your compliments here
[00:15] Donyatsu
    Now, now, step right up, come on in!
[00:18] Donyatsu
    How would you two like some flattery?
[00:21] Bagel
    Sounds fun. Donyatsu, give me a good one.
[00:27] Donyatsu
    Bagel-san, you're...
[00:29] Bagel
    Come on, compliment me!
[00:31] Donyatsu
    I think you're great.
[00:34] Donyatsu
    Oh, and you're brown.
[00:36] Donyatsu
    And round.
[00:37] Donyatsu
    And you have a hole.
[00:40] Bagel
    Dude, those aren't really compliments.
[00:44] Donyatsu
    That'll be one can of mackerel, please.
[00:46] Bagel
    That's too much.
[00:47] Rollnya
    Hey, compliment me, too.
[00:51] Donyatsu
    Rollnya-san, you're nice.
[00:53] Donyatsu
    I really like your ribbon.
[00:55] Donyatsu
    Oh, and it's red. Really red.
[00:58] Donyatsu
    It's just so red.
[00:59] Rollnya
    Compliment me, not my ribbon.
[01:02] Rollnya
    You're cute until you open your mouth.
[01:05] Rollnya
    You suck. You're so bad
    at giving compliments.
[01:08] Bagel
    Donyatsu, man, don't let it get to you.
[01:11] Bagel
    That's what's good about you,
    that you're so honest.
[01:14] Donyatsu
    Bagel-san, you're so
     good at giving compliments.
SIGN    Get your compliments here
[01:19] Donyatsu
    Good luck, my heir.
[01:21] Bagel
    I'm not taking over!
[01:23] Bagel
    Go away!
[01:24] Bagel
    Don't line up!
SIGN    Get your compliments here
[01:25] Bagel
    Stop getting into line!
[01:27] ---
    

12 - Playing Hero

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SIGN    Episode 12: Playing Hero
[00:17] Rollnya
    I'm a damsel in distress!
[00:19] Rollnya
    Have I nothing left to do but
    to drown in this kitty litter?
[00:25] Rollnya
    Glance.
[00:26] Donyatsu
    Wow, sixteen taps a second.
[00:29] A
    That's amazing.
[00:30] Bagel
    He's not called Master for nothing!
[00:32] Rollnya
    Hey, you three stooges!
[00:34] All
    Huh?
[00:35] Rollnya
    Don't you see this
    cute girl calling for help?
[00:37] Rollnya
    Why are you ignoring me?
[00:39] A
    We weren't ignoring you.
[00:41] Bagel
    We're busy studying new techniques.
[00:44] Donyatsu
    Sorry, Rollnya-san.
[00:47] Bagel
    Dude, his right arm is
    thicker than his left one!
[00:48] A
    He's so pro.
[00:51] Rollnya
    Just do it!
[00:52] All
    Yes, mistress!
[00:56] Rollnya
    Help me!
[01:01] Bagel
    A definite firmness,
    with a tender inside: Bagel J!
[01:06] A
    Sweet seduction from France:
     the Hero Kumacaron!
[01:11] Donyatsu
    A tender, sweet chocolate tail:
[01:15] ---
    The Knight on a White Horse, Donyatsu!
[01:17] Rollnya
    I'm coming to save you, Rollnya-san!
[01:21] ---