E8 - That Might Actually Be Fun, Senpai♥ / Let's Play Rock-Paper-Scissors, Senpai!!
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[00:03] Nagatoro
Yeesh.
[00:04] Nagatoro
Your arms are so thin.
[00:06] Nagatoro
No wonder you get shoved
around by girls, Senpai.
[00:11] Senpai
Shut up.
[00:14] Senpai
I know I'm a flimsy bean sprout.
[00:18] Nagatoro
Look at Senpai,
feeling sorry for himself. Gross!
[00:22] Nagatoro
Don't be so down, though.
[00:26] Nagatoro
Let's do some muscle training!
[00:29] Senpai
Really?
[00:32] Nagatoro
Keep it up for a few months,
[00:34] ---
and you might go from
Bean Sprout Senpai to Daikon Senpai.
[00:38] Nagatoro
Let's do it! Muscle training!
[00:40] Senpai
No.
[00:40] Senpai
Too much work.
[00:43] Senpai
You'd have to put up with a lot of pain,
[00:45] ---
doing push-ups and sit-ups and stuff.
[00:49] Senpai
That's too much work.
[00:52] Nagatoro
Man, you're such a loser, Senpai.
[00:56] Senpai
I wouldn't mind doing it if there's training
you can do without moving, though.
[01:02] Nagatoro
There is.
[01:07] Nagatoro
First, get on all fours.
[01:09] Senpai
What?
[01:13] Nagatoro
On all fours.
[01:18] Nagatoro
On all fours.
[01:21] Senpai
Fine! Fine!
[01:26] Senpai
Well? What now?
[01:31] Senpai
H-Hey!
[01:35] Senpai
Wh-What are you doing?!
[01:38] Nagatoro
Strength training that
doesn't require you to move.
[01:42] Nagatoro
All you have to do is hold
still in this position.
[01:46] Nagatoro
This isn't too much work, is it?
[01:48] Senpai
I'm pretty sure this isn't a thing.
[01:53] Nagatoro
It's my original regimen.
[01:56] Nagatoro
It should really work your triceps.
[02:00] Nagatoro
Let's keep at it for ten minutes or so.
[02:10] Nagatoro
Your arms are already trembling.
[02:12] Nagatoro
You've gotta hold on for at least five minutes.
[02:16] Senpai
I-I can't!
[02:18] Senpai
My arms!
[02:20] Nagatoro
Senpai, you're so pitiful.
[02:22] Nagatoro
I'll pull you along.
[02:25] Nagatoro
Go!
[02:26] Nagatoro
Keep it up! Keep it up! Senpai!
[02:29] Nagatoro
Keep it up! Keep it up! Senpai!
[02:31] Nagatoro
Keep it up! Keep it up! Senpai!
[02:34] Nagatoro
Keep it up! Keep it up! Senpa...
[02:38] Nagatoro
...i...
SIGN DON'T TOY WITH ME,
SIGN DON'T TOY WITH ME,
SIGN DON'T TOY WITH ME,
SIGN DON'T TOY WITH ME,
SIGN MISS NAGATORO
SIGN MISS NAGATORO
SIGN MISS NAGATORO
SIGN MISS NAGATORO
SIGN DON'T TOY WITH ME, MISS NAGATORO
SIGN DON'T TOY WITH ME, MISS NAGATORO
SIGN DON'T TOY WITH ME, MISS NAGATORO
SIGN That Might Actually Be Fun, Senpai♥
[04:29] Senpai
I can't.
[04:30] Senpai
I'm so sleepy.
SIGN Gunpyou Yagura
[04:32] Senpai
The game that came out just
last week was so good,
[04:36] ---
I skipped studying for the tests
and gamed day in and day out.
[04:40] Nagatoro
Senpai.
[04:41] Nagatoro
Senpai.
[04:42] Nagatoro
Senpai!
[04:44] Nagatoro
Are you studying properly?
[04:47] Senpai
Huh? What?
[04:49] Nagatoro
The midterms are coming up in four days.
[04:54] Senpai
I-I think I'll be all right.
[04:57] Senpai
I feel pretty good about it.
[05:01] Nagatoro
Something's fishy.
[05:03] Nagatoro
You've been gaming or something, haven't you?
[05:08] Nagatoro
Senpai, the fool who got hooked
on a game right before exams.
[05:14] Nagatoro
As a result...
[05:16] Nagatoro
He fails!
[05:18] Nagatoro
And he does that every
time there are exams...
[05:22] Nagatoro
And he has to repeat the grade!
[05:25] Senpai
No way.
[05:26] Senpai
I'd never have to repeat the grade.
[05:29] Nagatoro
Are you okay with this?
[05:31] Nagatoro
Are you okay with repeating?
[05:33] Nagatoro
Are you?
[05:35] Nagatoro
Are you okay with repeating?
[05:37] Nagatoro
Hey, Senpai.
[05:38] Nagatoro
Hey, hey.
[05:40] Senpai
Wh-Whatever.
[05:41] Senpai
I wouldn't mind if that happened.
[05:44] Senpai
It'd just mean I have
another year of club work.
[05:47] Senpai
Repeating might be okay.
[05:51] Nagatoro
Don't you get it, Senpai?
[05:53] Nagatoro
If you repeat the grade...
[05:57] Nagatoro
when spring rolls around for
your repeated second-year...
[06:08] Nagatoro
we'll be in the same class.
[06:13] Nagatoro
'Sup?
[06:15] Nagatoro
We're going to be in the
same class this year,
[06:17] Nagatoro
Ex-Senpai.
[06:21] Nagatoro
For example, in English class...
[06:26] Nagatoro
You forgot your textbook again?
[06:29] Nagatoro
What do we do with you, Ex-Senpai?
[06:32] Nagatoro
Here, I'll share mine.
[06:34] Nagatoro
Move your desk over.
[06:37] Nagatoro
And in phys ed...
[06:42] Nagatoro
You're a lap behind!
[06:44] Nagatoro
Aren't you sad, being left in the
dust by a former underclassman?
[06:47] Nagatoro
Come on, Ex-Senpai!
[06:51] Nagatoro
And after school...
[06:54] Nagatoro
I can't figure this part out.
[06:58] Nagatoro
Huh?
[06:59] Nagatoro
You can't, either, Ex-Senpai?
[07:01] Nagatoro
Isn't this your second time?
[07:03] Nagatoro
Get a grip, Ex-Senpai.
[07:08] Nagatoro
That's hilarious.
[07:11] Nagatoro
It might actually be fun, Ex-Senpai.
[07:18] Senpai
Yeah, it won't be boring,
at least, with you around.
[07:29] Nagatoro
What was that creepy comment just now?!
[07:31] Nagatoro
I'm obviously kidding!
[07:34] Nagatoro
Why would I want to see your
gross face every morning?
[07:37] Nagatoro
That's too much grossness to handle.
[07:39] Nagatoro
Gross! Gross!
[07:39] Senpai
I don't want to repeat, either.
[07:41] Nagatoro
Gross! Gross! Gross!
[07:42] Nagatoro
Yeah, yeah, so get studying!
[07:45] Nagatoro
Gross! Gross!
[07:46] Nagatoro
Gross! Gross!
[07:47] Nagatoro
Gross! Gross! Gross!
[07:58] Nagatoro
And so, Senpai has started
studying like crazy.
[08:02] Gamo
Paisen's so desperate.
[08:04] Yoshi
Desperate!
[08:06] Gamo
You know, though, it'd be fun
to see Paisen in our year.
[08:10] Nagatoro
Right?
[08:11] Yoshi
Double time?
[08:12] Senpai
That's not going to happen.
[08:14] Nagatoro
And they say that what happens
twice happens a third time, so...
[08:18] Nagatoro
Paisen would repeat twice.
[08:20] Nagatoro
He could.
[08:21] Yoshi
Triple?!
[08:23] Senpai
No way!
[08:25] Gamo
If you had to do it three times...
[08:28] Gamo
That would make us your senpai, Paisen.
SIGN Upperclassmen
[08:43] Nagatoro
Come on, Ex-Senpai! Massage me.
[08:46] Senpai
Yes, ma'am.
[08:47] Nagatoro
My muscles are aching from club work.
[08:50] Gamo
Oi, over here.
[08:52] ---
Y-Yes, ma'am!
[08:54] Gamo
They're stiff, aren't they?
[08:55] Gamo
Don't half-ass it.
[08:57] Senpai
Yes, ma'am.
[08:58] Yoshi
Me, too!
[08:59] Senpai
Yes, ma'am.
[09:00] Yoshi
That's the spot.
[09:02] Yoshi
Touch me in the wrong spot,
and I'll punch you.
[09:04] Senpai
Yes, ma'am.
[09:05] Nagatoro
Ex-Senpai, buy me an red bean bun.
[09:09] Gamo
Buy me those mushroom snacks.
[09:12] Yoshi
Buy me those crunchy panda snacks.
[09:15] Nagatoro
Be back in three minutes.
[09:17] Senpai
Yes, ma'am!
[09:17] Gamo
You're paying for them
if you're even a second late.
[09:19] Yoshi
You're paying!
SIGN Bamboo Sprouts
SIGN (chocolate snack)
SIGN m 0 0 l 0 -20 l 40 -20 b 44 -20 45 -18 45 -15 l 45 -5 b 45 -2 44 0 40 0
SIGN Roombas
SIGN ate snack
SIGN m 0 0 l 0 -20 l 40 -20 b 44 -20 45 -18 45 -15 l 45 -5 b 45 -2 44 0 40 0
SIGN Roombas
SIGN ate snack
SIGN m 0 0 l 0 -20 l 40 -20 b 44 -20 45 -18 45 -15 l 45 -5 b 45 -2 44 0 40 0
SIGN Koala
SIGN Chocol
SIGN Chunky red bean
[09:27] Nagatoro
Why would you buy chunky red bean?!
[09:29] Nagatoro
I obviously want my red bean buns smooth!
[09:34] Gamo
I said mushrooms!
[09:36] Gamo
Why'd you go and buy bamboo sprouts?!
[09:38] Yoshi
Pandas!
[09:40] Yoshi
Not koalas!
[09:45] Yoshi
Yum.
[09:53] Gamo
Oh, man!
[09:56] Senpai
I should study.
[09:58] Sakura
Senpai-kun.
[10:02] Sakura
You don't have to worry.
SIGN English
[10:05] Sakura
We're all doing make-up exams,
except Toro-chan.
[10:10] Sakura
We might be more likely
to repeat than you.
[10:17] Sakura
Later.
[10:19] Senpai
Guys, stop worrying about me and go study.
[10:23] Nagatoro
I don't have make-up exams.
[10:29] Gamo
Help us study, Paisen.
[10:31] Yoshi
Help us.
SIGN English
SIGN Contemporary Literature
[10:40] Nagatoro
You did pretty well.
[10:43] Senpai
I worked hard.
[10:45] Nagatoro
Are you that much against
becoming my classmate?
SIGN DON'T TOY WITH ME, MISS NAGATORO
SIGN Let's
get
boba.
SIGN
Boba.
SIGN
Boba.
SIGN
Boba.
SIGN
Boba?
SIGN DON'T TOY WITH ME, MISS NAGATORO
SIGN Baby boba!
SIGN B
o
b
a
!
[11:01] Nagatoro
Gross, gross, gross.
[11:03] Nagatoro
Gross, gross, gross.
SIGN Let's Play Rock-Paper-Scissors, Senpai ! !
[11:05] Nagatoro
Gross, gross, gross.
[11:07] Nagatoro
Gross, gross, gross.
[11:07] Gamo-chan
We can't have Hayacchi seeing you like this.
[11:09] Nagatoro
Gross, gross, gross.
[11:11] Senpai
H-Hey, wait!
[11:13] Gamo-chan
It's fine. You want to
feel better, don't you?
[11:18] Gamo-chan
You always do this on
your own, don't you?
[11:20] Yosshi
Yeah!
[11:22] Senpai
B-But having someone else do it
for me s-seems a bit scary...
[11:27] Gamo-chan
Don't worry. She'll be gentle.
[11:31] Yosshi
Gentle!
[11:32] Sakura
Okay, you're going to feel a touch.
[11:35] Senpai
H-Hey, wait...
[11:37] Gamo-chan
Stay still, Paisen.
[11:39] Senpai
Wai—
[11:42] Sakura
Come on. Stop squirming.
I'm trying to be gentle.
[11:47] Senpai
B-But...
[11:51] Gamo-chan
Just shut up and let yourself go, Paisen.
[11:54] Yosshi
Body and soul!
[11:56] Sakura
Aw, you moved so much that
my hand's in a weird position.
[12:01] Senpai
B-But if you hold it like that...
[12:03] Gamo-chan
Quit resisting!
[12:05] Senpai
B-But any more and I'm going to...
[12:07] Sakura
Don't worry. You'll feel so much
better when you get it all out.
[12:11] Senpai
B-But wait, no...
[12:14] Senpai
Stop!
[12:31] Gamo-chan
H-Hey, we were just...
[12:34] Sakura
We just thought we'd help
him pull out this splinter.
[13:04] Nagatoro
You're nice, aren't you, Senpai?
[13:07] Senpai
Wh-What brought that up?
[13:10] Nagatoro
You don't mind carrying a cute girl's stuff,
[13:12] ---
even if it's not that heavy.
[13:16] Senpai
I-I was just passing by, and she asked me.
[13:21] (Flashback) Sakura
Here.
[13:21] Senpai
The stacked ones looked pretty heavy.
[13:25] Senpai
Who wouldn't help carry stuff?
[13:29] Nagatoro
Okay...
[13:30] Nagatoro
Carry mine, too, then.
[13:32] Senpai
Why would you say that?
[13:36] Nagatoro
Fine.
[13:38] Nagatoro
Let's play rock-paper-scissors, then.
[13:40] Senpai
Wha?
[13:41] Nagatoro
The loser has to carry the winner's bag.
[13:44] Nagatoro
Up to the three-way ahead.
[13:46] Senpai
What are we, in elementary school?
[13:48] Nagatoro
Start with rock.
[13:50] Nagatoro
Rock, paper, scissors...
[13:51] Senpai
Wait...
[13:52] Nagatoro
Shoot!
[14:11] Senpai
She did this to herself.
[14:14] Senpai
I haven't done anything wrong.
[14:18] Senpai
Yet I can't help but feel guilty.
[14:20] Nagatoro
It must be pretty easy for you,
[14:23] ---
having a younger girl carry your stuff home.
[14:27] Senpai
We can switch if you're getting tired.
[14:30] Nagatoro
It's fine.
[14:31] Nagatoro
This is what I get for losing.
[14:39] Nagatoro
Next, we're going up to the four-way.
[14:41] Senpai
W-We're still doing this?
[14:46] Senpai
I have a feeling I'll be
in trouble if I win twice.
[14:50] Nagatoro
Start with rock.
[14:52] Nagatoro
Rock... Paper... Scissors...
[14:58] Nagatoro
Shoot!
[15:16] Nagatoro
I win!
[15:20] Senpai
I guess I'm trying to be considerate.
[15:26] Nagatoro
Man, this is so easy.
[15:29] Senpai
Heavy.
[15:31] Nagatoro
This is perfect for you, though, isn't it?
[15:35] Senpai
How?
[15:36] Nagatoro
You know how it is in manga and stuff...
[15:39] Nagatoro
You're always carrying
heavy stuff around, and...
[15:44] Nagatoro
Time to show you my true potential.
[15:50] Nagatoro
Now...
[15:58] Nagatoro
I can fight at full strength!
[16:05] Nagatoro
You know how they get really strong?
[16:10] Senpai
Who are you fighting?!
[16:17] Nagatoro
This is our last one.
[16:19] Senpai
No more being considerate!
[16:21] Nagatoro
Start with rock.
[16:23] Nagatoro
Rock, paper, scissors...
[16:25] Nagatoro
Scissors!
[16:26] Nagatoro
Yay!
[16:29] Senpai
All right, then.
[16:31] Senpai
Give me your bag.
[16:32] Nagatoro
No, don't worry about my bag.
[16:35] Nagatoro
Instead...
[16:37] Nagatoro
I'm your luggage.
[16:40] Senpai
What are you doing?!
[16:42] Senpai
What if someone sees us?
[16:44] Nagatoro
It's all right.
[16:46] Nagatoro
There aren't that many people around here.
[16:49] Senpai
B-But...
[16:50] Nagatoro
Come on. Let's go!
[17:01] Nagatoro
Senpai, you're beet red.
[17:05] Nagatoro
Have you never carried a girl before?
[17:09] Senpai
G-Gee, who knows?
[17:12] Nagatoro
"Gee, who knows?"
[17:15] Nagatoro
Hear that?!
[17:17] Nagatoro
Of course you haven't!
[17:19] Nagatoro
Look at you, trying to look cool!
[17:20] Nagatoro
Gross! Gross! Gross!
[17:22] Senpai
Hey! hold still!
[17:24] Nagatoro
Okay.
[17:31] Senpai
So heavy...
[17:33] Senpai
I mean...
[17:36] Senpai
Considering everything that's on me...
[17:39] Senpai
Worse than that, though...
[17:46] Senpai
Crap...
[17:47] Senpai
I'm going to drop her!
[17:59] Senpai
U-Uh... Sorry...
[18:01] Nagatoro
I'm going this way.
[18:11] Senpai
Did I upset her?
SIGN I'm gaming
What kinda game?
A dating sim?
It's a fighting game!
You're so creepy, Senpai
I'm going to bed
See you tomorrow, Senpai
Thanks for holding my stuff
SIGN You're so creepy, Senpai
I'm going to bed
See you tomorrow, Senpai
Thanks for holding my stuff
What are you up to right now?
SIGN See you tomorrow, Senpai
Thanks for holding my stuff
What are you up to right now?
Are you all by yourself, doing nasty things?
SIGN Thanks for holding my stuff
What are you up to right now?
Are you all by yourself, doing nasty things?
Nasty!
[18:50] phone
Nasty!
[18:54] Senpai
I'm doing my homework.
[18:56] Nagatoro
Yeah? Okay, pop quiz time.
SIGN I'm doing homework.
Yeah? Okay, pop quiz time.
What am I doing right now?
[19:00] Nagatoro
What am I doing right now?
[19:06] Senpai
Watching TV or something?
SIGN Yeah? Okay, pop quiz time.
What am I doing right now?
Watching TV or something?
Wrong
[19:10] Nagatoro
Wrong.
SIGN Nagatoro
[19:20] Nagatoro
The answer is...
[19:23] Nagatoro
Taking a bath!
[19:31] Nagatoro
You freak out so much.
[19:35] Senpai
I-I-I-I'm n-not f-f-freaking out!
[19:38] Nagatoro
Lies.
[19:40] Nagatoro
Your voice was totally freaked out.
[19:42] Nagatoro
Was that too much for a virgin like you?
[19:48] Senpai
I-It wasn't too much of anything!
[19:51] Senpai
I only hear your voice.
[19:52] Nagatoro
You probably have a really
strong imagination.
[19:55] Nagatoro
I bet you see me naked
in your head right now.
[19:59] Senpai
I don't see anything!
[20:02] Senpai
I'm busy studying right now.
[20:05] Nagatoro
Oh, no!
[20:06] Nagatoro
Senpai's defiling me in his mind.
[20:10] Senpai
I'm not doing that!
[20:12] Nagatoro
Senpai, you pervert!
[20:16] Senpai
I'm not a pervert!
[20:18] Nagatoro
Mega-perv, then!
[20:20] Senpai
Stay calm.
[20:21] Senpai
Stay calm, stay calm.
[20:24] Senpai
Stay calm.
[20:25] Senpai
Don't let Nagatoro take control.
[20:35] Senpai
She turned on her camera?!
[20:42] Nagatoro
You're freaking out too much, Senpai.
[20:44] Nagatoro
Did you see me naked with your
overwhelming power of imagination?
[20:49] Senpai
I-I saw...
[20:50] Senpai
Y-You're on v-video!
[21:15] Senpai
A-All I saw was from your shoulders up.
[21:20] Senpai
I didn't see anything else,
so it's okay, I guess...
[21:23] Senpai
I guess it's not really for me to
decide if it was okay or not...
[21:29] Senpai
S-Sorry.
[21:31] Nagatoro
Y-You don't need to apologize.
[21:34] Nagatoro
It wasn't a big deal for me.
[23:25] Nagatoro
Points of improvement for today.
[23:27] Nagatoro
Too bad you didn't get to
have Sakura do it for you.
[23:29] Senpai
It was just a splinter.
[23:31] Nagatoro
You were making some really
nasty voices, though.
[23:34] Senpai
I was glad I had you do it, though.
[23:37] Nagatoro
Nasty!
[23:38] Senpai
The splinter, I mean!