# DON'T TOY WITH ME, MISS NAGATORO
"A girl in a lower grade just made me cry!" One day, Senpai visits the library after school and becomes the target of a super sadistic junior! The name of the girl who teases, torments, and tantalizes Senpai is "Nagatoro!" She's annoying yet adorable. It's painful, but you still want to be by her side. This is a story about an extremely sadistic and temperamental girl and you'll feel something awaken inside of you.
# Season 1
# E1 - Senpai is a bit... / Senpai, don't you ever get angry?
Source: [Crunchyroll](https://www.crunchyroll.com/watch/GMKUX5XK8/senpai-is-a-bit--senpai-dont-you-ever-get-angry)
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**[00:31] Girl 1**
Hey, look at this!
**[00:32] Girl 1**
Isn't it awesome?
**[00:34] Girl 2**
Nice.
***SIGN*** Kazahaya High School
**[01:02] Girl 1**
Are you free later?
**[01:04] Girl 2**
Yeah.
**[01:04] Girl 1**
Want to go karaoke?
**[01:06] Girl 2**
Yeah!
**[01:40] Gamo**
Seriously, no way.
***SIGN*** Fire Hydrant
**[01:55] Girl 1**
I felt so bad.
***SIGN*** Library
***SIGN*** Returns
***SIGN*** Reception
***SIGN*** Lending
**[02:27] Sakura**
Anyway, and then he sent me a LINE message.
**[02:31] Nagatoro**
Really?
**[02:32] Gamo**
Oh, man. That's hilarious.
**[02:35] Sakura**
Right?
**[02:36] Sakura**
I wish he would stop having the wrong idea.
**[02:40] Senpai**
* This is usually my favorite spot after*
* school, since no one comes here.*
**[02:45] Senpai**
*I can't stand those types of girls.*
**[02:48] Senpai**
* I'm never going to have anything*
* to do with that species.*
**[02:53] Senpai**
*I'll get my homework done and go home.*
***SIGN*** Currently Away
***SIGN*** Keep quiet. Set phones on silent.
**[03:03] Sakura**
I can't!
**[03:06] Sakura**
This is taking forever.
**[03:08] Gamo**
Where's Yukko, anyway?
**[03:10] Gamo**
She's not reading my messages on LINE.
**[03:13] Sakura**
Ew, he messaged me again.
**[03:16] Yoshi**
That's hilarious!
**[03:17] Nagatoro**
Do you have any pictures or anything?
**[03:19] Sakura**
I do.
**[03:21] Sakura**
One second.
**[03:22] Sakura**
He's so persistent.
**[03:25] Sakura**
See? Isn't he pretty iffy?
**[03:28] Yoshi**
He is!
**[03:29] Gamo**
You know, though... Look at that.
**[03:40] Yoshi**
Oh, yeah.
**[03:41] Gamo**
Right?
**[03:42] Nagatoro**
For sure.
**[03:45] Senpai**
*Don't let them get to you!*
**[03:47] Senpai**
*Stay calm...*
**[03:48] Senpai**
*Stay calm.*
**[03:54] Sakura**
Oh, yeah. Toro-chan, where's that
book you were talking about?
**[04:00] Nagatoro**
It's on the shelves in the back.
**[04:13] Senpai**
*Stay calm...*
**[04:14] Senpai**
*Stay calm...*
**[04:21] Senpai**
My eraser!
**[04:29] Senpai**
S-Sorry.
**[04:32] Sakura**
Oh, God!
**[04:33] Sakura**
Look at this!
**[04:35] Gamo**
What?
**[04:36] Nagatoro**
What is it?
**[04:40] Sakura**
Look at these.
**[04:45] Gamo**
"I'll protect you!"
**[04:47] Sakura**
So badass.
**[04:49] Senpai**
*Relax.*
**[04:50] Senpai**
*Keep calm... Keep calm...*
**[04:52] Gamo**
Man, this is so sketch.
**[04:54] Sakura**
It's better than *Two Piece*.
**[04:57] Gamo**
Nah, don't diss *Two Piece*.
**[05:00] Gamo**
This doesn't even come close.
**[05:04] Yoshi**
That's true!
**[05:14] Gamo**
Yukko says she's at the family
restaurant by the station.
**[05:16] Yoshi**
Let's go!
**[05:18] Gamo**
Hayacchi, are you coming with?
**[05:20] Nagatoro**
Later.
**[05:22] Gamo**
Seriously? Do you have a thing for weirdos?
**[05:25] Sakura**
So apparently Yuka's
boyfriend is good-looking.
**[05:28] Gamo**
I can't wait to see him.
**[05:30] Sakura**
Same!
**[05:40] Nagatoro**
I'm a first-year.
**[05:43] Nagatoro**
Are you a second-year?
**[05:46] Senpai**
Yeah.
**[05:47] Nagatoro**
You're my senpai, then.
**[06:00] Nagatoro**
"A skilled swordsman lacking
in life skills: Siegfried!"
***SIGN*** Senpai is a bit...
**[06:04] Nagatoro**
"He fights alongside Elizabeth,"
**[06:07] Nagatoro**
"a beautiful knight from an enemy nation
and defeats the Demon Lord."
**[06:13] Nagatoro**
"But they're ambushed by soldiers from
the kingdom on their return voyage."
**[06:22] Nagatoro**
"Siegfried and Elizabeth
barely make it out alive."
**[06:25] Nagatoro**
"He knows that his love for
her will never be requited,"
**[06:29] ---**
"and yet, he protects her with his life."
**[06:37] Senpai**
*Stay calm!*
**[06:40] Nagatoro**
So basically, Siegfried is you, isn't he?
**[06:46] Senpai**
N-No, not really...
**[06:48] Nagatoro**
You projected yourself onto
this unfortunate swordsman,
**[06:52] ---**
who slowly grows closer
to this beautiful knight.
**[06:54] Senpai**
I...
**[06:56] Nagatoro**
Oh, no. I don't mean to laugh
at your creativity, Senpai.
**[07:02] Nagatoro**
But, you know...
**[07:04] Nagatoro**
I feel sorry for you and Siegfried.
**[07:09] Senpai**
Y-You feel sorry?
**[07:11] Nagatoro**
Like this part.
***SIGN*** m 0 0 l 100 0 l 100 140 l 0 140
***SIGN*** Eliza-
beth...
***SIGN*** m 0 0 l 100 0 l 100 140 l 0 140
***SIGN*** I...
***SIGN*** Slide
**[07:13] Nagatoro**
This is pretty easy to understand.
***SIGN*** Fwoosh
***SIGN*** m 0 0 l 100 0 l 100 140 l 0 140
***SIGN*** I live
only
through
combat!
***SIGN*** m 0 0 l 100 0 l 100 150 l 0 150
***SIGN*** I have
long
abandoned
my
woman-
hood!
***SIGN*** Slip
**[07:17] Nagatoro**
"I live only through combat!"
**[07:20] Nagatoro**
"I have long abandoned my womanhood!"
***SIGN*** What?!
***SIGN*** m 0 0 l 170 0 l 170 200 l 0 200
***SIGN*** m 0 0 l 120 0 l 120 100 l 0 100
***SIGN*** Prepos-
terous.
**[07:23] Nagatoro**
"Preposterous."
***SIGN*** You
are
beautiful.
**[07:24] Nagatoro**
"You are beautiful."
**[07:28] Nagatoro**
No, I won't laugh.
**[07:30] Nagatoro**
Siegfried is your double, after all.
**[07:34] Senpai**
S-So what do you mean, you feel sorry?
**[07:39] Nagatoro**
You don't get it?
**[07:42] Nagatoro**
All right!
**[07:43] Nagatoro**
Let's do this together.
**[07:54] Nagatoro**
I've never used a sword or
anything, so let's use these.
**[07:58] Senpai**
These?
**[08:14] Nagatoro**
"I live only through combat!"
**[08:18] Nagatoro**
"I have long abandoned my womanhood!"
***SIGN*** m 0 0 l 170 0 l 170 200 l 0 200
***SIGN*** m 0 0 l 120 0 l 120 100 l 0 100
***SIGN*** Prepos-
terous.
***SIGN*** You
are
beautiful.
***SIGN*** What?!
**[08:28] Senpai**
*You're telling me to do that?!*
**[09:00] Nagatoro**
See? See?
**[09:02] Nagatoro**
See what happens?
**[09:03] Nagatoro**
See how you react?
**[09:08] Nagatoro**
There's no way you're enough of a badass
to pull off something this slick!
***SIGN*** m 0 0 l 120 0 l 120 220 l 0 220
***SIGN*** No,
I...
**[09:13] Nagatoro**
Not your virgin-looking ass, Senpai!
**[09:17] Nagatoro**
You're nothing like that!
**[09:36] Nagatoro**
Senpai, why are you looking away?
**[09:40] Nagatoro**
You're supposed to look a person in the eye
when they're talking to you, aren't you?
**[09:47] Nagatoro**
Senpai, you're kind of...
**[09:50] Nagatoro**
Actually, you're *really*...
**[09:55] Nagatoro**
kind of creepy!
**[10:00] Nagatoro**
Huh? Are you crying, Senpai?
**[10:05] Senpai**
I'm not...
**[10:15] Senpai**
No...
**[10:36] Nagatoro**
You can have that.
**[10:37] Nagatoro**
Sorry for messing with you.
**[10:42] Nagatoro**
Bye, Senpai.
**[10:51] Senpai**
*A first-year girl made me cry.*
***SIGN*** Senpai, don't you ever get angry?
**[11:10] Senpai**
*A first-year girl made me cry.*
**[11:15] Nagatoro**
Huh? Are you crying, Senpai?
**[11:17] Nagatoro**
You're supposed to look a person in the eye!
**[11:19] Nagatoro**
Creepy!
**[11:20] Nagatoro**
Pfft!
**[11:22] Senpai**
* That night, I heard her taunting voice*
* in my head over and over.*
**[11:27] Senpai**
*I couldn't sleep.*
***SIGN*** Art Room
**[11:38] Nagatoro**
Senpai.
**[11:41] Nagatoro**
'Sup?
**[11:43] Nagatoro**
Huh? Are you in the art club?
**[11:49] Senpai**
I washed it.
**[11:51] Nagatoro**
This was for you to have.
**[11:55] Senpai**
Bye.
**[12:18] Senpai**
Wh-Why are you in here?
**[12:29] Nagatoro**
Are you the only one here?
**[12:34] Nagatoro**
Does that mean we're alone together?
**[12:40] Nagatoro**
Senpai?
**[12:44] Senpai**
L-Leave if you have no reason to be here.
**[12:48] Nagatoro**
You're so cold, Senpai.
**[13:07] Nagatoro**
I'll model for you, Senpai.
**[13:11] Senpai**
You don't need to.
**[13:13] Senpai**
That's not what I feel like drawing.
**[13:16] Nagatoro**
What about this, then?
**[13:19] Nagatoro**
Should we try something a bit sexy?
**[13:22] Nagatoro**
I bet that's your thing.
**[13:26] Senpai**
Th-Th-Th-Th-That's not true!
**[13:28] Senpai**
A girl shouldn't be so
quick to show her skin!
**[13:32] Nagatoro**
What? You'd draw a nude model?
**[13:35] Nagatoro**
Oh, all right.
**[13:43] Senpai**
F-Fine!
**[13:44] Senpai**
I'll draw you!
**[13:45] Senpai**
Normally!
**[13:47] Senpai**
Something normal!
**[13:49] Nagatoro**
You're so funny, Senpai.
**[13:51] Nagatoro**
"Normally! Something normal!"
**[14:06] Senpai**
W-Want to take a break?
**[14:08] Nagatoro**
You've been acting sus this whole time.
**[14:12] Nagatoro**
Don't tell me you haven't drawn anything.
**[14:16] Senpai**
N-No, I was trying to
figure out your outline.
**[14:20] Senpai**
*What do you expect?*
**[14:22] Senpai**
*I've never stared at a girl head-on before.*
**[14:29] Nagatoro**
Senpai.
**[14:31] Nagatoro**
If you can finish drawing me
properly, I'll give you a reward.
**[14:38] Senpai**
Wh-What reward?
**[14:41] Nagatoro**
That's a secret.
**[14:42] Nagatoro**
Come on! You can do this, Senpai!
**[14:45] Nagatoro**
You can do this, Senpai!
**[14:47] Nagatoro**
You can do this, Senpai!
**[14:48] Senpai**
* I don't really care for a reward, but I've*
* been drawing ever since I was little.*
**[14:49] Nagatoro**
You can do this, Senpai!
**[14:52] Nagatoro**
You can do this, Senpai!
**[14:54] Nagatoro**
You can do this, Senpai!
**[14:55] Senpai**
*If I remain calm, I can draw her!*
**[15:12] Nagatoro**
I see.
**[15:15] Nagatoro**
This is you giving it your all, huh?
**[15:20] Senpai**
Y-Yeah, I guess.
**[15:23] Nagatoro**
Okay, as promised!
**[15:27] Nagatoro**
Reward time!
**[15:29] Nagatoro**
Close your eyes.
**[15:31] Senpai**
Wh-Why?
**[15:32] Nagatoro**
Just do it.
**[15:34] Senpai**
Y-You have to tell me why—
**[15:35] Senpai**
Just do it!
**[15:46] Senpai**
*N-No way.*
**[15:49] Senpai**
*A k-kiss?!*
**[16:04] Nagatoro**
What's with that face?!
**[16:06] Nagatoro**
You didn't think I was going
to kiss you, did you?!
**[16:09] Nagatoro**
Did you really think you deserve a
reward for this? Are you kidding?
**[16:12] Nagatoro**
You haven't drawn me properly at all!
**[16:14] Nagatoro**
Especially this area!
**[16:16] Nagatoro**
Were you too embarrassed
to draw a girl's thighs?
**[16:21] Nagatoro**
You're beet red, Senpai!
**[16:24] Nagatoro**
And then you made a funny face,
expecting a kiss.
**[16:28] Senpai**
I-I didn't.
**[16:31] Nagatoro**
You're kind of funny, Senpai.
**[16:33] Senpai**
A-Are you done?
**[16:35] Senpai**
Go home if you're satisfied.
**[16:39] Nagatoro**
I don't know...
**[16:41] Nagatoro**
It's fun observing you.
**[16:43] Senpai**
Wh-What's that supposed to mean?
**[16:45] Nagatoro**
Your eyelids are twitching, Senpai.
**[16:48] Senpai**
M-M-My eye's just itchy.
**[16:55] Nagatoro**
Are you going to cry again?
**[16:58] Senpai**
G-Go home!
**[17:00] Senpai**
Wh-What are you doing?
**[17:02] Senpai**
S-Stop... Stop it!
**[17:08] Nagatoro**
Senpai, I thought you were a guy.
**[17:11] Nagatoro**
You're so weak.
**[17:19] Nagatoro**
I'm sorry, Senpai.
**[17:21] Nagatoro**
I had to mess with you again.
**[17:23] Senpai**
You didn't mess with me.
**[17:27] Nagatoro**
Stop crying, Senpai.
**[17:30] Senpai**
I'm not c-crying.
**[17:34] Senpai**
*I've never cried in public before.*
**[17:38] Senpai**
*This first-year made me cry again.*
**[17:41] Nagatoro**
Draw me properly next time, Senpai.
**[17:44] Nagatoro**
I'll give you a *huge* reward.
**[17:47] Senpai**
I d-don't want a reward.
**[17:53] Nagatoro**
Senpai! Senpai! Senpai!
**[17:56] Nagatoro**
Senpai! Senpai! Senpai!
**[17:58] Senpai**
*Why do we have the same route home?*
**[18:02] Nagatoro**
Senpai!
**[18:03] Senpai**
Wh-What?
**[18:07] Nagatoro**
There's something I wanted to ask you.
**[18:11] Nagatoro**
I know this is weird,
**[18:13] ---**
since we've only just met...
**[18:17] Nagatoro**
Please go out with me.
**[18:23] Senpai**
B-But w-wait...
**[18:27] Senpai**
Th-Th-This is so sudden...
**[18:30] Nagatoro**
Psych!
**[18:37] Nagatoro**
Psych! Psych! Psych!
**[18:38] Nagatoro**
I'm kidding, Senpai!
**[18:40] Senpai**
Stop it!
**[18:43] Nagatoro**
Why would you take me seriously?
**[18:46] Nagatoro**
Did you really think a
girl would ask you out?
**[18:50] Senpai**
I-I knew you were kidding.
**[18:53] Nagatoro**
Are you sure?
**[18:55] Senpai**
I was only surprised because
it came out of nowhere.
**[18:58] Nagatoro**
Uh-huh.
**[19:00] Senpai**
You're just toying with me
for the fun of it, miss.
**[19:06] Nagatoro**
"Miss"?
**[19:08] Nagatoro**
You're so gross!
**[19:19] Nagatoro**
He's light.
**[19:30] Nagatoro**
Sorry.
**[19:32] Senpai**
I-It's not a big deal.
**[19:39] Nagatoro**
Don't you ever get angry, Senpai?
**[19:43] Nagatoro**
I've been pretty horrible to you.
**[19:47] Senpai**
*She's right.*
**[19:48] Senpai**
*She's the same as the others.*
**[19:53] (Flashback) Kid 1**
Hey, master.
**[19:55] (Flashback) Kid 2**
Show me your new manga, sir!
**[20:00] Senpai**
*It's always been like this for me.*
**[20:03] Senpai**
*I know how to deal with it.*
**[20:06] Senpai**
*Look away, close my mind,*
**[20:09] ---**
*and make it through.*
**[20:13] (Flashback) Kid 2**
Bah, he's turtling again.
**[20:16] (Flashback) Kid 1**
Leave him.
**[20:17] (Flashback) Kid 1**
Let's go.
**[20:19] Senpai**
* So I don't remember what*
* any of those kids looked like.*
**[20:24] Nagatoro**
Come on, Senpai...
**[20:27] Nagatoro**
Well? Come on.
**[20:30] Nagatoro**
Don't tell me you have a crush on me.
**[20:35] Senpai**
N-No...
**[20:37] Nagatoro**
No way!
**[20:38] Nagatoro**
Give me a break, Senpai!
**[20:41] Senpai**
N-No, I...
**[20:43] Senpai**
A-All that stuff about having a crush on...
**[20:46] Nagatoro**
On?
**[20:48] Senpai**
...you aside...
**[20:51] Nagatoro**
...aside?
**[20:54] Senpai**
Honestly, you tick me off
and get on my nerves.
**[21:00] Senpai**
But I don't... I don't hate it that much.
**[21:06] Senpai**
Talking with you and stuff, miss.
**[21:12] Nagatoro**
Seriously, that "miss" thing is creepy.
**[21:16] Senpai**
F-Fine then... your name.
**[21:19] Senpai**
Tell me your n-name.
**[21:26] ---**
Sure.
**[21:28] Nagatoro**
"Naga" as in "long," and "toro."
**[21:31] Senpai**
"Toro"?
**[21:37] Nagatoro**
You write it like this.
**[21:39] Senpai**
Toro.
**[21:48] Nagatoro**
Call me Nagatoro from now on.
**[21:50] Nagatoro**
Let's get to know each other, Senpai.
**[23:26] Nagatoro**
Reflections for today!
**[23:28] Senpai**
Wh-What is that supposed to mean?
**[23:29] Nagatoro**
Senpai, you looked at my bra.
**[23:32] Senpai**
I d-didn't!
**[23:33] Nagatoro**
Lies!
**[23:34] Nagatoro**
What color was it?
**[23:35] Senpai**
I d-didn't see it!
**[23:37] Nagatoro**
It looks like this. See?
# E2 - You Got Your Wish, Senpai! / 'Sup, Senpai?!
Source: [Crunchyroll](https://www.crunchyroll.com/watch/GVWU0P0K5/you-got-your-wish-senpai--sup-senpai)
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**[00:09] Senpai**
That looks good.
**[00:12] Nagatoro**
Senpai!
**[00:25] Nagatoro**
What do you think of my hip motions?
**[00:27] Nagatoro**
Come in, now!
**[00:30] Nagatoro**
Find the right moment and slide in!
**[00:32] Nagatoro**
Come on, hurry up!
**[00:35] Senpai**
No, but when?
**[00:46] Nagatoro**
You're such a pervert!
***SIGN*** DON'T TOY WITH ME,
***SIGN*** DON'T TOY WITH ME,
***SIGN*** DON'T TOY WITH ME,
***SIGN*** DON'T TOY WITH ME,
***SIGN*** MISS NAGATORO
***SIGN*** MISS NAGATORO
***SIGN*** MISS NAGATORO
***SIGN*** MISS NAGATORO
***SIGN*** You Got Your Wish, Senpai !!
***SIGN*** Big Boob Vampires
**[02:47] Senpai**
*I couldn't wait to buy* Big Boob Vampires*.*
**[02:49] Senpai**
*I bought it on my way to school.*
**[02:52] Senpai**
* It's the volume with the hot spring*
* chapter everyone's talking about!*
**[02:56] Person**
Pervert!
**[02:57] Person**
Stop looking!
**[03:06] Senpai**
*Nagatoro!*
**[03:08] Nagatoro**
Senpai...
**[03:13] Nagatoro**
'Sup?!
**[03:14] Senpai**
Er, 'sup?
**[03:17] Nagatoro**
What were you eating all by yourself?
**[03:19] Senpai**
Y-Yakisoba.
**[03:22] Senpai**
Want some?
**[03:24] Nagatoro**
Why would you offer that to a girl?
**[03:26] Nagatoro**
That's why you're not popular with girls.
**[03:32] Nagatoro**
Anyway...
**[03:34] Nagatoro**
Was it just me, or did you have
a sketchy look in your eyes earlier?
**[03:39] Senpai**
Wh-What are you talking about?
**[03:41] Nagatoro**
You were like this.
**[03:42] Nagatoro**
I got creepy vibes from you.
**[03:46] Senpai**
I-I don't know what you're talking about.
**[03:51] Nagatoro**
You were looking at something pervy.
**[03:57] Nagatoro**
Let me see!
**[03:58] Senpai**
It's nothing pervy!
**[04:01] Nagatoro**
You're so obvious.
**[04:03] Nagatoro**
You're a closet perv.
**[04:05] Nagatoro**
You like sexy stuff.
**[04:08] Senpai**
I-I-I-I'm not like that.
**[04:13] Nagatoro**
If that's what you want, I can let you do it.
**[04:19] Senpai**
D-Do it?!
**[04:21] Nagatoro**
Gotcha!
**[04:22] Senpai**
Hey!
**[04:23] Senpai**
Give it back!
**[04:23] Senpai**
Give it back!
**[04:24] Senpai**
Give it back!
**[04:25] Senpai**
Give it back!
**[04:26] Senpai**
Give it back!
**[04:30] Nagatoro**
You're so easy, Senpai.
**[04:33] Nagatoro**
No way I'd do it with you.
**[04:36] Nagatoro**
Did you get your hopes up?
**[04:40] Nagatoro**
You need to know your place, pervy Senpai.
***SIGN*** What!?
**[04:49] Nagatoro**
I knew it! It's a pervy thing!
**[04:51] Senpai**
No! Those kinds of sexy scenes have
always been a staple in shonen manga.
**[04:56] Senpai**
I always buy it for the story!
**[04:58] Senpai**
I mean, like, er, um...
**[04:59] Nagatoro**
Now you're fast talking all of a sudden.
**[05:01] Nagatoro**
You're so gross, Senpai.
**[05:03] Senpai**
No, I...
**[05:04] Nagatoro**
You say all that...
***SIGN*** Ack!
Kyaa!
***SIGN*** Crash
***SIGN*** Squish
**[05:06] Nagatoro**
But this is what you like, isn't it?
**[05:09] Nagatoro**
What is this? Accidentally lucky?
**[05:12] Senpai**
Th-That's...
**[05:13] Nagatoro**
You want to play with someone's boobs right
as you're falling, don't you, Senpai?
**[05:18] Senpai**
S-Stop confusing fiction and reality.
**[05:21] Nagatoro**
Senpai, you pervert.
**[05:23] Senpai**
Th-That's just a silly bonus chapter.
**[05:26] Senpai**
It's the main vampire story
that I want to read.
**[05:30] Nagatoro**
Vampire story?
**[06:02] Nagatoro**
It was pervy, but it was
actually pretty good.
**[06:05] Senpai**
Right?
**[06:06] Senpai**
Love and romance with an immortal.
**[06:09] Senpai**
I love vampire stuff.
**[06:13] Senpai**
But one of the characters kind
of resembles you, didn't he?
**[06:17] Senpai**
He runs around holding a bunch of
garlic, which doesn't even work.
**[06:21] Senpai**
He falls victim to the vampire's fangs...
**[06:26] Senpai**
and gets the life sucked out of him.
**[06:42] Senpai**
H-He's nothing like me.
**[06:45] Nagatoro**
You'd be all right if you were
attacked by a vampire, though.
**[06:49] Senpai**
Huh? Why?
**[06:52] Nagatoro**
Because you're a virgin.
**[06:55] Nagatoro**
If you weren't a virgin...
**[07:01] Nagatoro**
You'd end up a ghoul!
**[07:02] Nagatoro**
A mindless ghoul!
**[07:06] Nagatoro**
But you'll be fine.
**[07:07] Nagatoro**
Good thing you're a virgin, huh?
**[07:10] Senpai**
Shut up!
**[07:12] Senpai**
H-How do y-you know I'm a v-v-virgin?
**[07:18] Senpai**
You'd have to be a vampire or something.
**[07:20] Nagatoro**
That's true.
**[07:26] Nagatoro**
Want to find out, then?
**[07:38] Nagatoro**
I'm kidding.
**[07:41] Senpai**
R-Right. Of course.
**[07:49] Nagatoro**
Can I try...
**[07:50] Senpai**
Can you try...?
**[07:52] Nagatoro**
...taking a bite?
**[07:55] Senpai**
No!
**[07:55] Nagatoro**
I won't suck.
**[07:57] Nagatoro**
I just want to try biting down.
**[07:58] Senpai**
What is wrong with you?!
**[07:59] Senpai**
Are you giving up on being human?
**[08:01] Nagatoro**
I'm just pretending to suck your blood.
**[08:03] Nagatoro**
Just pretending.
**[08:05] Nagatoro**
See? My canine teeth are pretty sharp.
**[08:09] Nagatoro**
I just want to try giving
you a prick with this.
**[08:19] Nagatoro**
I feel like I'm actually a vampire.
**[08:23] Senpai**
Cut it out!
**[08:33] Senpai**
G-Get off me.
**[08:35] Nagatoro**
Nope.
**[08:36] Nagatoro**
You're my prey now, Senpai.
**[08:40] Senpai**
S-Someone would get the
wrong idea if they saw us.
**[08:44] Senpai**
Is that what you want?
**[08:46] Nagatoro**
What do you mean, the wrong idea?
**[08:50] Senpai**
W-Well, things and stuff.
**[08:56] Nagatoro**
You have such a thin neck, Senpai.
**[08:59] Senpai**
Stop! Stop it!
**[09:01] Senpai**
H-Hang on!
**[09:03] Nagatoro**
Why don't you shove me
aside if you don't like it?
**[09:07] Nagatoro**
Not that you could do it.
**[09:16] Senpai**
Wait!
**[09:20] Nagatoro**
Gross!
**[09:21] Nagatoro**
Garlic breath!
**[09:24] Nagatoro**
You're not getting away!
**[09:28] Nagatoro**
Ow...
**[09:42] Nagatoro**
You got your wish, Senpai!
**[09:45] Nagatoro**
You got accidentally lucky!
**[09:46] Senpai**
That's not how it works!
***SIGN*** Garlic
***SIGN*** Yakisoba
**[10:06] Nagatoro**
Hey, hey, Senpai, was that the
first time a girl touched you?
**[10:10] Senpai**
Huh? T-Touched? Touched what?
**[10:13] Nagatoro**
Well, was it?
**[10:15] Senpai**
I-I don't know!
**[10:18] Nagatoro**
You're beet red, Senpai.
**[10:20] Nagatoro**
Let me guess...
**[10:24] Nagatoro**
Did you get hard?
**[10:27] Senpai**
Shut up!
**[10:30] Nagatoro**
Want me to squeeze it again?
**[10:42] Senpai**
Ow...
**[10:45] Senpai**
Hey!
**[10:52] Nagatoro**
See you, Senpai.
***SIGN*** Squish
**[11:09] Nagatoro**
Senpai.
**[11:11] Nagatoro**
Here.
**[11:13] Nagatoro**
Squeeeeze...
***SIGN*** DON'T TOY WITH ME, MISS NAGATORO
***SIGN*** DON'T TOY WITH ME,
MISS NAGATORO
***SIGN*** 'Sup, Senpai?!
**[11:42] Senpai**
Okay, let's get started.
**[11:47] Nagatoro**
Hello, Senpai!
**[11:48] Senpai**
Wh-Why are you here?
**[11:51] Senpai**
I was about to start drawing.
**[11:53] Nagatoro**
Let's play a game.
**[11:56] Senpai**
A game?
**[11:59] Nagatoro**
The nipple guessing game!
**[12:02] Nagatoro**
The rules are simple.
**[12:04] Nagatoro**
You have to guess where the other person's
nipples are from over their clothes.
**[12:07] Nagatoro**
There!
**[12:14] Senpai**
That's all you have to do.
**[12:16] Senpai**
Okay?
**[12:17] Nagatoro**
How is that okay?!
**[12:19] Senpai**
B-Besides, guessing where
a girl's n-nipples are...
**[12:24] Senpai**
I'm not a groper.
**[12:26] Nagatoro**
You react like such a virgin, Senpai.
**[12:30] Senpai**
Wh-What does being a virgin
have to do with it?
**[12:32] Senpai**
There's no point in playing, even if I win.
**[12:35] Nagatoro**
No, there is.
**[12:37] Nagatoro**
A grand prize.
***SIGN*** You can ask me to do anything ticket
**[12:44] Nagatoro**
A you-can-ask-me-to-do-anything ticket.
**[12:48] Nagatoro**
Whenever I'm toying with you...
**[12:55] Nagatoro**
You can use this...
**[12:57] Senpai**
Stop!
**[12:59] Nagatoro**
Okay.
**[13:00] Nagatoro**
You can make me stop, just like that.
***SIGN*** You can ask me to do anything ticket
**[13:03] Nagatoro**
It doesn't have to be such
a boring order, either.
**[13:07] Nagatoro**
You can use it to make me
do something crazier.
**[13:10] Senpai**
Something crazier?
**[13:12] Nagatoro**
What? You want me to wear my swimsuit
in the club room, you say?!
**[13:17] Senpai**
I never said that!
**[13:18] Nagatoro**
What? You want me to be a nude model?!
**[13:23] Senpai**
You don't have to do that!
**[13:25] Nagatoro**
I don't know...
**[13:26] Nagatoro**
Why would you use the ticket like that?
**[13:28] Nagatoro**
You're so nasty, Senpai.
**[13:30] Nagatoro**
You're so nasty, Senpai.
**[13:31] Senpai**
* I don't care about using it*
* for "crazy stuff,"*
**[13:32] Nagatoro**
You're so nasty, Senpai.
**[13:34] ---**
*but if I can use this to make her stop...*
**[13:38] Senpai**
You're so nasty, Senpai.
**[13:39] Nagatoro**
F-Fine.
**[13:40] Nagatoro**
I'll play.
**[13:41] Senpai**
That's the spirit, Senpai.
**[13:43] ---**
That's what I wanted to hear.
**[13:47] Nagatoro**
Okay, here we go.
**[13:50] Senpai**
I-It's sudden death, all right?
**[13:58] Nagatoro**
*I-I can do it.*
**[14:01] Nagatoro**
*She's not going to guess right off the bat.*
***SIGN*** Hunter
**[14:32] Senpai**
B-Bulls-eye!
**[14:39] Senpai**
*Wait, she missed.*
**[14:42] Senpai**
*She's off by just a bit.*
**[14:44] Senpai**
*I'm not sure, but it's self-reported,*
**[14:48] ---**
*so I can just tell her she missed.*
**[14:50] Senpai**
Y-You missed.
**[14:54] Senpai**
Well, Senpai?
**[14:56] Senpai**
Did I get you?
**[14:59] Senpai**
N-No!
**[15:01] Senpai**
Did I miss?
**[15:02] Nagatoro**
You m-m—
**[15:04] Nagatoro**
Well?
**[15:05] Nagatoro**
Did I get you? Senpai?
**[15:11] Nagatoro**
Senpai!
**[15:15] Senpai**
You got me!
**[15:16] Senpai**
You got me!
**[15:23] Nagatoro**
Okay, your turn, Senpai.
**[15:26] Nagatoro**
Not that you have the guts to do it.
**[15:29] Nagatoro**
Well, the you-can-ask-me-to-do-anything
ticket is mine, then.
**[15:34] Nagatoro**
What should I use it for?
**[15:36] Senpai**
I'll do it.
**[15:37] Nagatoro**
Are you sure you can?
**[15:40] Senpai**
I said I'll do it.
**[15:43] Nagatoro**
I see.
**[15:46] Nagatoro**
Okay, go ahead.
**[16:16] Nagatoro**
Time's up!
**[16:18] Senpai**
Huh?!
**[16:19] Senpai**
You never said anything about time!
**[16:22] Nagatoro**
I forgot I was meeting my friends!
**[16:25] Senpai**
H-Hey...
***SIGN*** Family Restaurant
**[16:35] Senpai**
* One of my favorite family restaurants,*
* away from my school route.*
**[16:39] Senpai**
*I can finally relax and work on my manga.*
**[16:43] Person A**
Oh, damn, I think we have the
whole place to ourselves.
**[16:46] Person B**
I told you.
**[16:51] Senpai**
*Nagatoro!*
**[16:52] Person C**
Where should we sit?
**[16:56] Person C**
How about over there?
**[17:02] Person B**
Huh, you have Koba-sensei for contemporary
literature, too, Nagatoro-chan?
**[17:07] Person B**
He never stops talking, does he?
**[17:09] Senpai**
*Those boys are from the class next to mine.*
**[17:14] Person C**
I heard you're in a band, right, Senpai?
**[17:18] Person A**
Yeah. He's writing these awesome songs.
**[17:21] Person B**
Don't tell them.
**[17:24] Person C**
Is it like Yaba P?
**[17:27] Person A**
Nah, it's not like that.
**[17:30] Person A**
If I had to describe it,
it's like an extension of art.
**[17:34] Person A**
Want to give it a listen?
**[17:38] Person A**
It's not the kind of simple crowd-pleasing
melodies that you hear all the time.
**[17:42] Person A**
My music incorporates the kind of artistic
elements that come out of soul and hip-hop.
**[17:49] Person C**
I'm going to the drink fountain.
**[17:52] Person B**
Me, too, then.
**[17:55] Person A**
Later.
**[17:57] Person A**
Anyway, I think art is
never really understood.
**[18:01] Person A**
In fact, it's art *because* it's
not understood, you know?
**[18:04] Senpai**
*Nagatoro looks pretty annoyed.*
**[18:08] Senpai**
* I don't think that guy*
* knows how sadistic she is.*
**[18:13] Senpai**
He's like a moth to the flame.
**[18:16] Nagatoro**
Huh?
**[18:17] Nagatoro**
This is music?
**[18:19] Nagatoro**
I thought it was some kind of weird bug.
**[18:24] Senpai**
*Let's watch how she messes with you!*
**[18:30] Nagatoro**
I don't get it.
**[18:32] Senpai**
*Huh?*
**[18:33] Person A**
R-Really?
**[18:35] Person A**
I guess it might have been
a bit too sophisticated.
**[18:38] Nagatoro**
It's not so much sophisticated as...
**[18:42] Nagatoro**
I didn't really feel anything.
**[18:45] Nagatoro**
It sounds like you aren't really into it.
**[18:48] Nagatoro**
Am I wrong?
**[18:51] Person A**
W-Well...
**[18:54] Nagatoro**
* That wasn't really the*
* reaction I was expecting.*
**[18:58] Person A**
I'm going to the bathroom.
**[19:02] Person B**
Say what?
**[19:03] Person B**
Sorry about him.
**[19:04] Person B**
He isn't really good at reading the room.
**[19:07] Person B**
I wasn't going to bring him,
but he insisted on coming.
**[19:12] Person B**
You're pretty guarded, huh, Nagatoro-chan?
**[19:16] Nagatoro**
Am I?
**[19:18] Person B**
You don't have to be so cautious around us!
**[19:20] Senpai**
*This guy's persistent.*
**[19:21] Person B**
I went to a boys school for middle school,
**[19:24] Person B**
so I don't really know
how to deal with girls.
**[19:27] Person B**
I've never played with a girls boobs, even.
**[19:30] Person B**
I'm serious.
**[19:33] Nagatoro**
What?
**[19:34] Senpai**
*You have no idea what's coming!*
**[19:36] Senpai**
* I don't know if you're trying*
* to take her guard down,*
**[19:38] ---**
* but you've just made*
* yourself vulnerable.*
**[19:40] Nagatoro**
Seriously?!
**[19:42] Nagatoro**
You're *that* old and you've never touched
a girl's boobs before? That's harsh.
**[19:45] Nagatoro**
Go play with some konjac jelly or something.
**[19:47] Nagatoro**
It would suit you.
**[19:49] Senpai**
*Get bullied and cry as I have!*
**[19:53] Nagatoro**
I'm not sure that's appropriate to say to
someone you're meeting for the first time.
**[20:06] Person B**
I-I'm going to the bathroom.
**[20:11] Person C**
Huh?
**[20:14] Person C**
Toro-chan, are you not interested
in guys or something?
**[20:17] Nagatoro**
Not really.
**[20:19] Nagatoro**
It's just that those guys are boring.
**[20:21] Person C**
I think they have a thing for you.
**[20:25] Person C**
That's why I set you up with them.
**[20:27] Nagatoro**
I told you to stop doing that!
**[20:32] Nagatoro**
Jeez!
**[20:33] Person C**
But they're so good-looking!
**[20:44] Senpai**
*Hold on...*
**[20:46] Senpai**
*Am I the only one Nagatoro toys with?*
**[20:53] Nagatoro**
'Sup, Senpai?
**[20:55] Nagatoro**
Are you on your way home, too?
**[20:57] Senpai**
Y-Yeah.
**[20:59] Nagatoro**
You have such a unique silhouette, Senpai.
**[21:03] Nagatoro**
I can tell it's you from really far away.
**[21:05] Nagatoro**
Like, "Look at that creepy thing over there!"
**[21:08] Senpai**
Stop calling me creepy!
**[21:12] Nagatoro**
You're really squiggly.
**[21:16] Nagatoro**
Squiggle, squiggle.
**[21:18] Nagatoro**
Squiggle, squiggle.
**[21:19] Nagatoro**
Squiggle, squiggle.
**[21:20] Nagatoro**
Squiggle, squiggle.
**[21:23] Senpai**
Hey, Nagatoro...
**[21:27] Nagatoro**
What is it, Senpai?
**[21:28] Senpai**
No, it's nothing.
**[21:30] Nagatoro**
What? What?
**[21:32] Nagatoro**
I want to know.
**[21:33] Senpai**
I s-said it's nothing.
**[21:36] Nagatoro**
Ew, he's squiggling again.
**[21:38] Nagatoro**
Gross.
**[21:40] Senpai**
Sh-Shut up!
**[21:41] Nagatoro**
Senpai's so gross.
**[21:45] Nagatoro**
So gross!
**[21:48] Nagatoro**
He's so gross!
**[21:49] Senpai**
Stop calling me gross!
**[21:51] Nagatoro**
He's so gross!
**[21:53] Nagatoro**
He's going to be gross tomorrow, too!
**[23:25] Nagatoro**
Points of improvement for today!
**[23:27] Senpai**
Are we doing this every week?
**[23:28] Nagatoro**
Is that the kind of manga you draw?
**[23:30] Senpai**
It's similar.
**[23:31] Nagatoro**
I bet the protagonist is like you,
and he gets sucked on by a vampire all over.
**[23:37] Senpai**
N-No...
**[23:37] Nagatoro**
You're so obvious, Senpai.
# E3 - Let's Play Again, Senpai / Over Here, Senpai
Source: [Crunchyroll](https://www.crunchyroll.com/watch/G31UX7XG1/lets-play-again-senpai--over-here-senpai)
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**[00:13] Nagatoro**
Senpai, want me to model for you?
**[00:17] Senpai**
N-No, thanks.
**[00:19] Senpai**
I prefer drawing still lifes to people.
**[00:31] Nagatoro**
Senpai, I can help you get a leg up.
**[00:39] Senpai**
W-Wait!
**[00:41] Senpai**
You sh-shouldn't do that kind of thing!
**[00:43] Nagatoro**
What kind of thing?
**[00:45] Nagatoro**
Like this?
**[00:52] Senpai**
The swim team wanted me to help out,
**[00:54] Senpai**
so I was seeing if this hand-me-down
swimsuit would fit me.
**[00:57] Senpai**
What were you expecting, Senpai?
**[01:01] Senpai**
You closeted perv!
***SIGN*** DON'T TOY WITH ME,
***SIGN*** DON'T TOY WITH ME,
***SIGN*** DON'T TOY WITH ME,
***SIGN*** DON'T TOY WITH ME,
***SIGN*** MISS NAGATORO
***SIGN*** MISS NAGATORO
***SIGN*** MISS NAGATORO
***SIGN*** MISS NAGATORO
***SIGN*** DON'T TOY WITH ME, MISS NAGATORO
***SIGN*** DON'T TOY WITH ME, MISS NAGATORO
***SIGN*** DON'T TOY WITH ME, MISS NAGATORO
***SIGN*** Let's Play Again, Senpai
**[02:43] Senpai**
*I was looking forward to*
**[02:44] Senpai**
* working on my manga at*
* the family restaurant in peace.*
**[02:51] Nagatoro**
Hurry up, Senpai.
**[02:53] Senpai**
*Why does this always happen?*
**[03:00] Nagatoro**
Hurry! Hurry!
**[03:01] Nagatoro**
You're going to get soaked!
**[03:03] Senpai**
I already am.
**[03:10] Senpai**
Don't mind me.
**[03:13] Senpai**
Go without me.
**[03:14] Nagatoro**
He's trying to sound tough.
**[03:17] Senpai**
No, it's just...
**[03:25] Nagatoro**
Why don't we wait out the rain
over there, then?
**[03:35] Nagatoro**
I'm soaked.
**[03:38] Nagatoro**
The forecast said it was
supposed to be clear.
**[03:42] Senpai**
It's what they call a
passing shower, I guess.
**[03:44] Senpai**
It should clear up in a bit.
**[03:46] Nagatoro**
That's true.
**[03:53] Nagatoro**
Hey, Senpai...
**[03:54] Nagatoro**
Wait, don't look this way.
**[03:56] Senpai**
Wh-Why not?
**[04:00] Nagatoro**
Because...
**[04:01] Nagatoro**
My uniform's really see-through right now.
**[04:04] Senpai**
*See... through...*
**[04:08] Nagatoro**
You might be dying to see,
being a closeted perv and all.
**[04:12] Senpai**
No, I won't.
**[04:13] Senpai**
I won't look.
**[04:14] Nagatoro**
Are you sure?
**[04:16] Senpai**
I-I'm not a closeted perv or anything.
**[04:19] Nagatoro**
I bet you're going to try to steal glances.
**[04:22] Nagatoro**
He's going to violate me with his eyes!
**[04:24] Senpai**
I'm not!
**[04:25] Senpai**
*Damn it, Nagatoro keeps messing with me.*
**[04:32] Senpai**
*Wait a second...*
**[04:37] Nagatoro**
Too bad for you!
**[04:38] Nagatoro**
I was wearing a swimsuit underneath!
**[04:43] Senpai**
*That's got to be it.*
**[04:45] Senpai**
I know.
**[04:48] Senpai**
By see-through, you mean to your swimsuit!
**[05:00] Senpai**
S-Sorry.
**[05:10] Nagatoro**
See? I knew you were a closeted perv.
**[05:13] Senpai**
No!
**[05:15] Nagatoro**
You took a long, hard stare
at my see-through uniform.
**[05:19] Senpai**
I-It was a mistake.
**[05:22] Nagatoro**
What? What?
**[05:23] Nagatoro**
I couldn't hear you.
**[05:25] Nagatoro**
Say it louder, Senpai.
**[05:34] Senpai**
It's going to blow me away!
**[05:37] Senpai**
Are you all right?
**[05:39] Senpai**
S-S-Sorry!
**[05:41] Nagatoro**
Oh, no!
**[05:42] Nagatoro**
You saw me again!
**[05:44] Nagatoro**
You're so horny, Senpai.
**[05:50] Senpai**
It's getting kind of cold.
**[05:54] Senpai**
It doesn't look like it's
going to stop raining.
**[05:56] Senpai**
We might have to run home.
**[05:58] Nagatoro**
Where do you live, Senpai?
**[06:01] Senpai**
I take a turn at the intersection
and then go through the tunnel.
**[06:05] Nagatoro**
That's pretty far.
**[06:07] Senpai**
What about you?
**[06:08] Nagatoro**
Past the convenience store there.
**[06:12] Senpai**
Huh...
**[06:13] Senpai**
That's pretty close.
**[06:23] Nagatoro**
Hey, Senpai...
**[06:26] Nagatoro**
Want to stop by my place?
**[06:39] Nagatoro**
Come in, Senpai.
**[06:41] Senpai**
Th-Thanks for having me.
**[06:52] Mom**
Welcome home!
**[06:54] Dad**
Well, well, have you brought a friend?
**[06:57] Nagatoro**
Not really a friend...
**[06:59] Nagatoro**
More like a toy.
**[07:02] Mom**
My, my, what a shabby toy.
**[07:06] Dad**
I thought you brought home
a scarecrow or something.
**[07:11] Nagatoro**
He's pretty fun to play with, though.
**[07:17] Senpai**
Wait! Stop!
**[07:22] Dad**
This is quite a fun toy.
**[07:24] Mom**
Oh, my, his eye is twitching.
**[07:28] Nagatoro**
I know, right?
**[07:30] Nagatoro**
And after that...
**[07:33] Nagatoro**
See? This toy starts crying.
**[07:38] Nagatoro**
Sorry to keep you waiting.
**[07:40] Nagatoro**
What's wrong? You seem really on edge.
**[07:43] Senpai**
N-No, it's nothing.
**[07:48] Senpai**
Um...
**[07:49] Senpai**
What about your family?
**[07:50] Nagatoro**
No one's home right now.
**[07:52] Nagatoro**
My whole family's going to be out late today.
**[07:55] Senpai**
I-I see.
**[07:56] Nagatoro**
Well, come in.
**[07:58] Senpai**
N-No, I'm just going to wait
for the rain to stop.
**[08:01] Nagatoro**
You're going to catch a
cold if you don't dry off.
**[08:09] Nagatoro**
That's my big brother's,
so it might be a bit big on you.
**[08:13] Nagatoro**
You can use this, too.
**[08:15] Senpai**
Right.
**[08:17] Senpai**
Thanks.
**[08:19] Nagatoro**
Leave your wet clothes there.
**[08:22] Nagatoro**
I'll run the dryer. It won't take long.
**[08:25] Senpai**
Got it.
**[08:30] Senpai**
*Could this be...*
**[08:34] Senpai**
*the towel that Nagatoro used?!*
**[08:43] Senpai**
N-N-No, I...
**[08:44] Nagatoro**
Too bad!
**[08:46] Nagatoro**
This is the towel I used.
**[08:49] Nagatoro**
Enjoy.
**[09:06] Nagatoro**
Senpai...
**[09:09] Nagatoro**
You're acting twice as sus as usual.
**[09:12] ---**
Is this your first time in a girl's room?
**[09:17] Senpai**
Th-That's a secret.
**[09:20] Nagatoro**
A secret?!
**[09:20] Nagatoro**
That's hilarious.
**[09:25] Nagatoro**
Okay, I have a question for you.
**[09:28] Nagatoro**
What's the thing guys do when
they're at a girl's place?
**[09:35] Senpai**
Wh-What *"thing"?!*
**[09:37] Nagatoro**
What?
**[09:38] Senpai**
S-Study? And stuff?
**[09:41] Nagatoro**
Study?
**[09:43] Nagatoro**
We don't even have any tests coming up.
**[09:51] Nagatoro**
You use your fingers to prod and parry.
**[09:56] Senpai**
Wait, that's...
**[09:58] Nagatoro**
And then you become vigorously intertwined.
**[10:03] Senpai**
N-No! We can't!
**[10:06] Nagatoro**
Huh?
**[10:08] Nagatoro**
I mean this.
**[10:11] Nagatoro**
What did you think I meant?
**[10:13] Senpai**
Th-That's a secret.
**[10:15] Nagatoro**
Yeesh, you're such a perv.
**[10:19] Nagatoro**
So nasty.
**[10:25] Senpai**
Huh...
**[10:26] Senpai**
*JusGear*, eh?
**[10:28] Nagatoro**
It's my brother's.
**[10:29] Nagatoro**
Do you know how to play?
**[10:31] Senpai**
Yeah, I used to play quite a bit.
**[10:34] Nagatoro**
You're an otaku, so you shouldn't have to
be so awkward if we're just gaming, right?
**[10:40] Nagatoro**
I'm pretty good at this game.
**[10:48] Nagatoro**
Take my powerful punch!
**[10:52] Nagatoro**
Here goes my special punch!
**[11:07] Guy**
*Nothing but a big mouth.*
**[11:13] Senpai**
*Shoot!*
**[11:15] Senpai**
* I took the game way too seriously*
* against an obvious beginner.*
**[11:20] Senpai**
*Wait a second...*
**[11:21] Senpai**
* In a sense, this is kind of what Nagatoro's*
* been doing to me this whole time.*
**[11:41] Senpai**
*Have some pain for once!*
**[11:47] Guy**
*I'll finish you off!*
**[12:00] Nagatoro**
You're mine!
**[12:11] Nagatoro**
Scrub!
**[12:12] Nagatoro**
Senpai's a scrub!
**[12:14] Senpai**
That was cheating!
**[12:15] Nagatoro**
No, it wasn't!
**[12:17] Nagatoro**
It's a battle strategy!
**[12:19] Nagatoro**
Let's play some more, Senpai.
**[12:24] Nagatoro**
Senpai, you pervert!
**[12:31] Nagatoro**
Senpai's a super scrub in real life, too.
**[12:42] Senpai**
Thanks for having me over today.
**[12:44] Nagatoro**
You're welcome.
**[12:51] Senpai**
I had f-fun gaming.
**[12:55] Nagatoro**
Let's play again, Senpai.
**[12:58] Nagatoro**
I'll destroy you next time, too.
**[13:01] Senpai**
Don't cheat next time.
**[13:03] Nagatoro**
I know you're really hoping I do,
Senpai, you closeted perv.
**[13:08] Senpai**
I'm n-not!
***SIGN*** DON'T TOY WITH ME,
MISS NAGATORO
***SIGN*** They're exactly alike...
***SIGN*** DON'T TOY WITH ME,
MISS NAGATORO
***SIGN*** He looks nothing like him...
***SIGN*** Dining Hall
***SIGN*** Today Only
Gorgeous
Karaage
Lunch
***SIGN*** Over Here, Senpai!
**[13:29] Senpai**
* It's been a while since*
* I came to the dining hall.*
**[13:32] Senpai**
*I was expecting to eat alone, but...*
**[13:37] Senpai**
*There's nowhere to sit!*
**[13:44] Nagatoro**
Senpai! Over here!
**[13:49] Nagatoro**
Come on.
**[13:51] Nagatoro**
There's a seat next to me.
**[14:02] Senpai**
*That's the worst spot ever.*
**[14:06] Senpai**
*But...*
**[14:08] Senpai**
*There aren't any other open seats.*
**[14:12] Senpai**
* I'm going to have to eat*
* as fast as I can and run.*
**[14:21] Senpai**
P-Pardon me.
**[14:28] Yoshi**
Your boyfriend?
**[14:30] Senpai**
N-No!
**[14:31] Nagatoro**
Yup.
**[14:32] Nagatoro**
We're going steady.
**[14:34] Nagatoro**
Right, Senpai?
**[14:36] Senpai**
Stop! Don't!
**[14:45] Gamo**
That's hilarious.
**[14:46] Gamo**
So how far have you gotten with her, Paisen?
**[14:52] Senpai**
H-How far? I d-don't know
what you're talking about.
**[14:57] Gamo**
You're all red, Paisen.
**[14:59] Yoshi**
Beet red!
**[15:01] Yoshi**
Okay...
**[15:03] Yoshi**
Want to go out with me, too, then?
**[15:05] Senpai**
S-Stop!
**[15:10] Gamo**
You can totally tell he's a virgin.
**[15:12] Gamo**
You want him to have a girl on the side?
**[15:13] Yoshi**
On the side! That's so funny.
**[15:15] Nagatoro**
So funny.
**[15:17] Gamo**
He doesn't seem like a boyfriend...
**[15:20] Gamo**
So much as a pet.
**[15:22] Yoshi**
A pet!
**[15:24] Nagatoro**
He does kind of seem like a pet.
**[15:26] Nagatoro**
He's all fluffy and stuff.
**[15:29] Senpai**
Stop it!
**[15:31] Yoshi**
Fluffy!
**[15:34] Nagatoro**
Senpai's head is all sticky.
You don't want to touch it.
**[15:40] Yoshi**
Uh... Yeah.
**[15:45] Senpai**
Who are you calling sticky?!
**[15:47] Senpai**
I wash it every day!
**[15:48] Nagatoro**
Are you sure?
**[15:51] Gamo**
He doesn't even seem like a pet.
**[15:53] Yoshi**
He doesn't.
**[15:55] Gamo**
A slave?
**[15:55] Yoshi**
A slave!
**[15:58] Nagatoro**
Slave! Did you hear that, Senpai?
**[16:00] Senpai**
Who are you calling a slave?!
**[16:02] Nagatoro**
Hurry up and finish eating!
**[16:04] Nagatoro**
And get back to work for me!
**[16:06] Yoshi**
Work!
**[16:21] Gamo**
Man, this is great.
**[16:23] Gamo**
He doesn't fight back at all.
**[16:26] Gamo**
He's not even a slave...
**[16:29] Gamo**
More like a bug?
**[16:31] Gamo**
Seriously, you can't be like that as a guy.
**[16:38] Nagatoro**
That's taking it too far.
**[16:47] Gamo**
Sorry I dissed your boyfriend.
**[16:51] Nagatoro**
That's not the point.
**[16:58] Senpai**
*Is Nagatoro getting angry on my behalf?*
**[17:04] Senpai**
*No... No way.*
**[17:11] Senpai**
H-Hey...
**[17:15] Senpai**
I-I...
**[17:16] Senpai**
I'm not Nagatoro's boyfriend, but...
**[17:35] Yoshi**
That's it?!
**[17:38] Gamo**
You were supposed to say something good.
**[17:41] Yoshi**
You had nothing in mind?!
**[17:43] Senpai**
No, well...
**[17:45] Senpai**
I j-just wanted to say I'm not her boyfriend.
**[17:52] Gamo**
You're so funny, Paisen.
**[17:55] Yoshi**
So funny.
**[18:01] Nagatoro**
You never fight back, do you, Senpai?
**[18:05] Senpai**
Huh?
**[18:06] Nagatoro**
You never have a comeback
when you get dissed.
**[18:10] Senpai**
I-I suppose.
**[18:12] Nagatoro**
Which is why...
**[18:13] Nagatoro**
You have to smack them.
**[18:17] Nagatoro**
By turning it into slapstick,
you can turn a diss into a derp.
**[18:21] A**
You're gross.
**[18:22] B**
Shup!
**[18:25] Senpai**
I don't know if that would work so well.
**[18:27] Nagatoro**
It will.
**[18:28] Nagatoro**
Come on.
**[18:31] Nagatoro**
Stand over there, Senpai.
**[18:35] Nagatoro**
Thank you! Thank you!
**[18:37] Nagatoro**
So the other day, there was a scarecrow
standing in the middle of the road.
**[18:41] Senpai**
A comedy sketch?
**[18:42] Nagatoro**
I thought, why is a scarecrow standing here?
**[18:44] Nagatoro**
Weird... I wonder why...
**[18:47] Nagatoro**
So I took a closer look, and...
**[18:50] Nagatoro**
It wasn't a scarecrow, it was Senpai!
**[18:56] Nagatoro**
"Who you calling a scarecrow?!"
**[19:00] Nagatoro**
See? Easy, right?
**[19:02] Senpai**
That's all it takes?
**[19:05] Nagatoro**
You aren't a comedian. You don't
have to do anything special.
**[19:08] Nagatoro**
Just go with the flow and give them a slap.
**[19:13] Senpai**
*I see.*
**[19:15] Nagatoro**
You're so creepy, Senpai.
**[19:19] Nagatoro**
So creepy.
**[19:20] Nagatoro**
So creepy.
**[19:26] Senpai**
Shup!
**[19:30] Senpai**
*I think I can fight back a bit.*
**[19:34] Nagatoro**
Okay, let's keep going.
**[19:36] Nagatoro**
You have to do it yourself this time.
**[19:39] Senpai**
O-Okay.
**[19:43] Nagatoro**
Thank you! Thank you!
**[19:45] Nagatoro**
Sorry for calling you creepy earlier, Senpai.
**[19:49] Senpai**
It's fine.
**[19:52] Nagatoro**
You're not so much creepy as you are funny.
**[19:57] Nagatoro**
Your hair's funny, too.
**[19:59] Nagatoro**
It's so fluffy.
**[20:00] Nagatoro**
Like a sheep that's about
to get eaten by a wolf.
**[20:03] Nagatoro**
Is it shearing season yet?
**[20:06] Nagatoro**
Want me to help you?
**[20:09] Nagatoro**
I'll go through it with electric clippers.
**[20:11] Nagatoro**
Fluffy, fluffy, buzz!
**[20:12] Nagatoro**
Fluffy, fluffy, buzz!
**[20:13] Nagatoro**
Fluffy, fluffy, buzz!
**[20:15] Nagatoro**
Fluffy, fluffy, buzz!
**[20:16] Nagatoro**
Fluffy, fluffy, buzz!
**[20:18] Nagatoro**
Come on, Senpai!
**[20:19] Nagatoro**
Smack me!
**[20:22] Nagatoro**
Senpai?
**[20:30] Senpai**
Y-You didn't have to take it so far.
**[20:39] Nagatoro**
Sorry.
**[20:57] Nagatoro**
What's wrong? Why so pouty?
**[20:59] Nagatoro**
You *are* kind of gross, Senpai.
**[21:02] Nagatoro**
What's this? Are you crying again?
**[21:05] Senpai**
I-I'm not crying.
**[21:07] Nagatoro**
Come on, the smack!
**[21:10] Nagatoro**
You have to go at it!
**[21:13] Nagatoro**
Come on, Senpai!
**[21:17] Senpai**
Shut up!
**[21:24] Senpai**
S-S-S-Sorry!
**[21:32] Nagatoro**
I-I knew you could do it, Senpai.
**[21:35] Nagatoro**
But you're supposed to smack here.
**[21:37] Nagatoro**
Or did you...
**[21:40] Nagatoro**
hit me there on purpose,
**[21:42] Nagatoro**
you pervert?
**[21:44] Senpai**
N-No...
**[21:45] Nagatoro**
C-Come on, that's where you're
supposed to give me a smack.
**[21:48] Nagatoro**
"Hell, no!"
**[21:49] Senpai**
Spare me, already!
**[23:25] Nagatoro**
Points of improvement for today!
**[23:27] Nagatoro**
You said you aren't my boyfriend,
but what are you, then?
**[23:30] Senpai**
Well... friends or something.
**[23:32] Nagatoro**
Would you look at your friend's underwear,
go to their place, or expect a kiss?
**[23:35] Senpai**
Well...
**[23:36] Nagatoro**
Would you expect something
sexy from your friends? Well?
# E4 - You're All Red, Senpai / Senpai, You Could Be a Little More...
Source: [Crunchyroll](https://www.crunchyroll.com/watch/GPWUK0KPP/youre-all-red-senpai--senpai-you-could-be-a-little-more)
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**[00:07] Senpai**
* It's been a while since*
* I did an oil painting.*
**[00:12] Senpai**
*My hands get dirty every time.*
**[00:15] Nagatoro**
Pardon me, Senpai.
**[00:18] Senpai**
N-Nagatoro!
**[00:19] Nagatoro**
I spilled juice, and now
my hands are all sticky.
**[00:22] Senpai**
Keep your hands away!
**[00:23] Nagatoro**
Come on. Scoot over a bit.
**[00:26] Senpai**
Why do you have to use the same tap?
**[00:28] Nagatoro**
Why not? Come on.
**[00:46] Nagatoro**
What's up, Senpai?
**[00:48] Senpai**
No, I was j-just thinking
it's really cramped here.
**[00:52] Nagatoro**
I know, right? It's cramped.
**[00:58] Nagatoro**
Hey, Senpai...
**[01:01] Senpai**
What?
**[01:02] Nagatoro**
The way we're washing our hands
next to each other...
**[01:07] Nagatoro**
Kinda makes it seem like we're taking
a bath together before sex, huh?
**[01:10] Senpai**
Huh?!
**[01:11] Senpai**
S-S-Stop talking like that!
**[01:17] Nagatoro**
Your face is all red, Senpai!
**[01:21] Senpai**
S-S-S-S-Sorry!
**[01:25] Nagatoro**
Senpai...
**[01:27] Senpai**
H-Hey... What are you doing?
**[01:32] Nagatoro**
Why don't we try it out?
**[01:35] Senpai**
T-T-Try what?
**[01:38] Nagatoro**
Washing each other.
**[01:43] Nagatoro**
There! There! There! There!
**[01:51] Nagatoro**
He's getting away!
**[01:52] Senpai**
*Damn it!*
**[01:53] Senpai**
*I can't t-take this anymore!*
**[01:57] Nagatoro**
Senpai! You still have suds on your hands.
**[02:01] Senpai**
I'll wash them in the bathroom!
***SIGN*** DON'T TOY WITH ME,
***SIGN*** DON'T TOY WITH ME,
***SIGN*** DON'T TOY WITH ME,
***SIGN*** DON'T TOY WITH ME,
***SIGN*** MISS NAGATORO
***SIGN*** MISS NAGATORO
***SIGN*** MISS NAGATORO
***SIGN*** MISS NAGATORO
***SIGN*** DON'T TOY WITH ME, MISS NAGATORO
***SIGN*** DON'T TOY WITH ME, MISS NAGATORO
***SIGN*** DON'T TOY WITH ME, MISS NAGATORO
***SIGN*** You're All Red, Senpai
***SIGN*** Art Room
**[03:49] Senpai**
* The club room is definitely*
* the best place to eat.*
**[03:57] Senpai**
*She's here...*
**[03:58] Senpai**
*It's she who disturbs the peace.*
**[04:01] Gamo**
'Sup, Paisen?
**[04:03] ---**
Sup!
**[04:04] Senpai**
*Nagatoro's friends!*
**[04:06] Yoshi**
Is Hayacchi not here?
**[04:09] Gamo**
So this is your love nest, huh?
**[04:12] Gamo**
So sketchy.
**[04:14] Yoshi**
Love nest!
**[04:15] Yoshi**
Sketchy!
**[04:16] Senpai**
Th-This is my club room.
You can't just walk in.
**[04:20] Gamo**
Wow, is this the loner's lunch
that I've heard so much about?
**[04:23] Yoshi**
Poor loner.
**[04:25] Senpai**
That's none of your business.
**[04:37] Senpai**
* Nagatoro isn't even here.*
* What are they doing?*
**[04:41] Senpai**
*I wish they'd leave already.*
**[04:44] Gamo**
Want to do the thing?
**[04:45] Yoshi**
Shall we?
**[04:48] Gamo**
Hey, Paisen, have you squeezed
someone's boobs before?
**[04:57] Gamo**
He *does* have good reactions!
**[05:00] Yoshi**
He's so funny.
**[05:03] Senpai**
Why would you even ask that?
**[05:05] Gamo**
Nah, I just heard that
you're a closet perv, so...
**[05:09] Yoshi**
Giggle, giggle, giggle!
**[05:10] Senpai**
I-I'm not!
**[05:11] Gamo**
But you're a virgin,
**[05:14] Gamo**
and you've never even played with
someone's boobs. I feel bad for you.
**[05:18] Yoshi**
I pity you!
**[05:21] Gamo**
Hey, Paisen...
**[05:22] Gamo**
Want to touch my boobs?
**[05:26] Gamo**
Well?
**[05:28] Gamo**
Well?
**[05:28] Gamo**
Well? Well?
**[05:30] Gamo**
Well? Well?
**[05:32] Gamo**
Well? Well?
**[05:34] Yoshi**
Well? Well?
**[05:35] Yoshi**
Well? Well?
**[05:37] Gamo**
Paisen...
**[05:39] Yoshi**
Senpai...
**[05:41] Gamo**
Paisen...
**[05:43] Yoshi**
Senpai...
**[05:47] Gamo**
He's running away!
**[05:58] Gamo**
You don't have to hold back, Paisen.
**[06:02] Senpai**
W-Wait...
**[06:05] Senpai**
S-Stop it!
**[06:07] Gamo**
Come on!
**[06:09] Gamo**
Paisen!
**[06:20] Senpai**
*I was forced to touch her breast.*
***SIGN*** An
**[06:28] Voice**
*Anpan.*
***SIGN*** An
**[06:31] Senpai**
Bean buns?!
**[06:35] Gamo**
Did you think you got to touch my boobs?
**[06:38] Gamo**
How did my boobs feel under your hand?
**[06:41] Yoshi**
Under your hand?
**[06:45] Nagatoro**
What was that about your boobs?
**[06:52] Gamo**
N-Nagatoro...
**[06:55] Nagatoro**
Looks like you're having fun.
**[07:02] Gamo**
Smell ya later!
**[07:03] Yoshi**
Smell ya later!
**[07:06] Senpai**
Th-Thanks.
**[07:08] Senpai**
They just barged in, and...
***SIGN*** An
**[07:23] Nagatoro**
You squeezed her boobs?
**[07:26] Nagatoro**
Good for you.
**[07:29] Nagatoro**
You're a closet perv, after all.
**[07:32] Senpai**
No. No, no, no, no, no...
**[07:36] Nagatoro**
Good for you for getting
to squeeze her boobs.
**[07:39] Senpai**
I never did!
**[07:41] Senpai**
It wasn't her boobs!
**[07:43] Senpai**
It was a bean bun.
**[07:56] Nagatoro**
A bean bun?!
**[08:00] Nagatoro**
You didn't get a chance to squeeze boobs?!
**[08:06] Nagatoro**
Poor Senpai!
**[08:09] Senpai**
I d-didn't actually want...
**[08:14] Nagatoro**
Then...
**[08:16] Nagatoro**
What would you say if I said
you could squeeze mine?
**[08:20] Senpai**
I s-said I don't want to.
**[08:24] Nagatoro**
Are you sure?
**[08:26] Nagatoro**
Really?
**[08:34] Senpai**
That's...
**[08:36] Senpai**
the legendary rare item:
the premium bean bun!
**[08:39] Senpai**
Rumor has it that it has a soft, supple texture
that you wouldn't even believe is a bean bun.
**[08:47] Nagatoro**
I finally got one.
**[08:49] Nagatoro**
Want a taste?
**[08:51] Senpai**
A-A taste?
**[08:54] Nagatoro**
Between Gamo-chan's bean bun
and my premium bean bun...
**[08:58] Nagatoro**
Wouldn't you like to find
out which one's softer?
**[09:04] Senpai**
Well...
**[09:05] Senpai**
I do, but...
**[09:14] Nagatoro**
Bean bun guessing game!
**[09:17] Nagatoro**
Well?!
**[09:19] Nagatoro**
Go ahead and squeeze them and guess
which one's the premium bean bun!
**[09:23] Nagatoro**
If you guess right, you can have it.
**[09:26] Senpai**
S-Squeeze them?!
**[09:30] Senpai**
I can't...
**[09:32] Nagatoro**
They're just bean buns.
**[09:34] Nagatoro**
Are you having naughty thoughts?
**[09:38] Nagatoro**
See? They're just buns!
**[09:42] Senpai**
*Sh-She's right.*
**[09:44] Senpai**
* They're just buns.*
* I have nothing to be ashamed of.*
**[09:47] Nagatoro**
Go ahead.
**[10:00] Senpai**
*It's just bread.*
**[10:02] Senpai**
*It's just bread.*
**[10:05] Senpai**
*It's so soft.*
**[10:07] Senpai**
*Is this the premium one?*
**[10:09] Nagatoro**
What's wrong?
**[10:10] Nagatoro**
You're all red, Senpai.
**[10:13] Nagatoro**
And you're just squeezing a bean bun.
**[10:16] Nagatoro**
That's so weird.
**[10:21] Senpai**
*Let's try this one, then.*
**[10:28] Senpai**
*This one's even softer.*
**[10:30] Senpai**
* No... it's soft, but it's*
* almost too bouncy to be bread.*
**[10:36] Senpai**
*Which is it?*
**[10:38] Nagatoro**
H-Hey!
**[10:40] Senpai**
*I see!*
**[10:41] Senpai**
* Not only is it soft and*
* supple, it's also bouncy!*
**[10:46] Senpai**
*I got it!*
**[10:48] Senpai**
This is the premium bean bread!
**[11:03] Senpai**
S-S-S-S-S-S-Sorry!
**[11:19] Nagatoro**
It's so soft and supple.
**[11:22] Nagatoro**
It's premium, after all.
**[11:24] Senpai**
Sure.
***SIGN*** DON'T TOY WITH ME, MISS NAGATORO
***SIGN*** Premium Bean Buns
***SIGN*** Senpai, You Could Be a Little More...
**[11:47] Senpai**
Nagatoro's late.
**[11:53] (Flashback) Senpai**
I think I'll call it a day.
**[11:55] (Flashback) Nagatoro**
Senpai.
**[11:59] (Flashback) Nagatoro**
Want me to model for you tomorrow?
**[12:02] (Flashback) Nagatoro**
You never drew me last time when
I was wearing that swimsuit.
**[12:05] (Flashback) Senpai**
No, it's okay.
**[12:07] (Flashback) Senpai**
I'm planning on drawing an apple tomorrow.
**[12:13] (Flashback) Nagatoro**
Apples and bananas are always
going to be there for you to draw.
**[12:18] (Flashback) Nagatoro**
I'm a high school girl over here.
**[12:20] (Flashback) Nagatoro**
A high school girl!
**[12:21] (Flashback) Nagatoro**
Have you heard of a thing
called scarcity value?
**[12:24] (Flashback) Senpai**
Fine, fine.
**[12:27] (Flashback) Senpai**
I'll draw you.
**[12:32] Senpai**
I mean, if she's not coming,
that's okay, too.
**[12:39] Nagatoro**
One and two, one and two...
**[12:42] Nagatoro**
One and two, one and two, one and two...
**[12:47] Nagatoro**
One and two, one and two...
**[12:53] Senpai**
What are you doing?
**[12:57] Nagatoro**
The crafts club didn't need this
sofa anymore, so they gave it to me.
**[13:00] Nagatoro**
The chair here was so hard and uncomfortable.
**[13:05] Nagatoro**
See?
**[13:06] Nagatoro**
It's nice and soft.
**[13:10] Senpai**
I never asked you to bring
that into my club room.
**[13:15] Nagatoro**
What's up?
**[13:16] Nagatoro**
I saw you staring pensively
out the window earlier, too.
**[13:22] Guy A**
Yes!
**[13:24] Nagatoro**
Hosokawa-kun from the
baseball team's killing it again.
**[13:28] Nagatoro**
They say he's a superstar who'll
become a professional player for sure.
**[13:31] Nagatoro**
It's hard to believe he's
the same age as you.
**[13:35] Senpai**
Shut up. Why do you care?
**[13:38] Nagatoro**
Oh? I got a hint of jealousy
from you just now.
**[13:42] Senpai**
I'm not jealous.
**[13:45] Senpai**
But it must be fun getting so much
praise from the people around you.
**[13:50] Nagatoro**
Do you want praise, too, Senpai?
**[13:53] Senpai**
Sure, a little bit.
**[13:56] Senpai**
I don't really have any talents to praise, though.
**[14:03] Senpai**
*And all she ever does is mess with me.*
**[14:07] Nagatoro**
Do you praise people at all, then, Senpai?
**[14:13] Senpai**
Not really.
**[14:14] Nagatoro**
Talents aside, if you want praise,
you have to give praise first.
**[14:21] Nagatoro**
He who never praises receives no praise!
**[14:27] Nagatoro**
So with that said...
**[14:31] Nagatoro**
Try praising me.
**[14:35] Senpai**
How did it come to this?
**[14:37] Nagatoro**
Everything is worth a shot.
**[14:39] Nagatoro**
Ready?
**[14:40] Nagatoro**
Come on.
**[14:42] Senpai**
What am I supposed to praise you for?
**[14:45] Senpai**
*Her face... is on the cute side, I think?*
**[14:50] Senpai**
*But I couldn't say that to her face.*
**[14:53] Senpai**
*She has nice, slender legs.*
**[14:56] Senpai**
*That would be sexual harassment.*
**[14:58] Senpai**
*Her hair smells nice.*
**[15:01] Senpai**
*That sounds creepy.*
**[15:05] Senpai**
Y-Your hair is smooth and n-nice.
**[15:11] Nagatoro**
"And nice"!
**[15:14] Senpai**
S-Stop laughing!
**[15:16] Nagatoro**
Sorry, praise me more.
**[15:21] Senpai**
You have a light step, which is nice.
**[15:24] Nagatoro**
"Light step"!
**[15:25] Nagatoro**
Whoosh! Whoosh! Whoosh!
**[15:29] Nagatoro**
Come on! More!
**[15:30] Nagatoro**
More!
**[15:34] Senpai**
That kick you did the first day I met you...
**[15:39] Senpai**
was badass.
**[15:50] Nagatoro**
Th-Thanks.
**[15:57] Nagatoro**
Since you said lots of
nice things about me...
**[16:02] Nagatoro**
I'll praise you this time, Senpai.
**[16:12] Senpai**
You don't need to try so hard if
I've got nothing worth praising!
**[16:16] Nagatoro**
I'm kidding.
**[16:17] Nagatoro**
I'm kidding.
**[16:21] Nagatoro**
Your face is funny.
**[16:24] Nagatoro**
You make lots of interesting
expressions, Senpai.
**[16:27] Nagatoro**
And if I stare at you long enough,
you start twitching under your eyes.
**[16:43] Nagatoro**
See? You're twitching under your eyes!
**[16:45] Senpai**
I-It's just because my eye is itchy.
**[16:51] Nagatoro**
Senpai's crying again.
**[16:54] Senpai**
What? I'm not crying!
**[16:55] Nagatoro**
Fwoosh!
**[16:57] Nagatoro**
Are you sure?
**[17:00] Senpai**
Okay, stop it!
**[17:01] Senpai**
Weren't you going to model for me?
**[17:03] Senpai**
Let's get started.
**[17:04] Nagatoro**
Okay.
**[17:08] Nagatoro**
How should I pose?
**[17:09] Nagatoro**
Since we have this sofa...
**[17:11] Nagatoro**
Something like this?
**[17:16] Nagatoro**
Or like this?
**[17:19] Nagatoro**
Look, look.
**[17:22] Nagatoro**
What do you think, Senpai?
**[17:29] Nagatoro**
Well?
**[17:32] Senpai**
Could you stop that and just pose normally?!
**[17:34] Nagatoro**
Okay.
**[17:48] Senpai**
*I don't get it, though...*
**[17:51] Senpai**
* Why does Nagatoro keep*
* wanting me to draw her?*
**[18:02] Nagatoro**
*Fwip.*
**[18:05] Nagatoro**
What's wrong?
**[18:07] Nagatoro**
You're all red, Senpai.
**[18:09] Nagatoro**
Hurry up and draw me.
**[18:12] Senpai**
No, your h-hemline...
**[18:14] Nagatoro**
My hemline?
**[18:16] Senpai**
It's curling up.
**[18:18] Senpai**
You should fix it.
**[18:19] Nagatoro**
Jeez, Senpai, you creep.
**[18:31] Nagatoro**
Senpai, you haven't gotten
anywhere, have you?
**[18:35] Senpai**
I-I can't focus because you keep moving.
**[18:40] Nagatoro**
Look at him, blaming me.
**[18:42] Nagatoro**
Are you sure there isn't another
reason why you can't focus?
**[18:50] Nagatoro**
I'm starting to get sleepy.
**[18:54] Nagatoro**
You don't mind me changing my pose
since you haven't started yet, right?
**[18:58] Senpai**
Sure, whatever.
**[19:00] Nagatoro**
I'll give you reward if you draw me well.
**[19:03] Senpai**
You don't have to do that.
**[19:06] Senpai**
I bet it's some kind of dare again.
**[19:10] Nagatoro**
That's only because you
never have the guts, Senpai.
**[19:16] Senpai**
The guts?
**[19:18] Nagatoro**
Senpai, you could be a little more...
**[19:42] Senpai**
She's asleep.
**[20:25] Senpai**
*I managed to finish it.*
**[20:29] Senpai**
*But I rushed through it.*
**[20:31] Senpai**
*So I made a ton of mistakes.*
**[20:35] Senpai**
*If Nagatoro saw this...*
**[20:38] Nagatoro**
I see.
**[20:41] Senpai**
I'm not done yet!
**[20:42] Nagatoro**
Time's up.
**[20:45] Nagatoro**
And now, time for your reward!
**[20:48] Nagatoro**
Okay, close your eyes, please.
**[20:52] Nagatoro**
Hurry up.
**[20:56] Nagatoro**
Here we go.
**[20:59] Senpai**
* She's just going to flick my*
* forehead or something again.*
**[21:05] Senpai**
*What?*
**[21:06] Senpai**
*I felt something soft on my lips.*
**[21:10] Nagatoro**
What does that taste like, Senpai?
**[21:14] Nagatoro**
*Taste?*
**[21:33] Nagatoro**
What are you doing?
Trying to get your tongue in?!
**[21:35] Nagatoro**
You're a million years away
from being able to kiss me.
**[21:39] Senpai**
I-I wasn't trying to get my tongue in.
**[21:43] Senpai**
You said "taste," so...
**[21:45] Nagatoro**
Though...
**[21:49] Nagatoro**
I like this drawing.
**[23:25] Nagatoro**
You know what you need to
improve on today, right?
**[23:28] Senpai**
I-I, um, well...
**[23:30] Senpai**
Your...
**[23:31] Nagatoro**
My...
**[23:32] Senpai**
Your b-breasts...
**[23:34] Nagatoro**
My breasts...?
**[23:35] Senpai**
M-M-M-M-Momotaro!
**[23:38] Nagatoro**
Whoops, I broke him.
# E5 - Senpai's Poofball / Thanks, Senpai!
Source: [Crunchyroll](https://www.crunchyroll.com/watch/G2XU050EQ/senpais-poofball--thanks-senpai)
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***SIGN*** Art Room
**[00:04] Nagatoro**
Hey, Senpai.
**[00:06] Nagatoro**
You're looking as gross as ever.
**[00:14] Nagatoro**
Gross! Gross! Grossy-gross!
**[00:16] Nagatoro**
Gross! Grossy-gross!
**[00:17] Nagatoro**
You're so gross, Senpai.
**[00:24] Gamo**
He's not *that* gross, is he?
**[00:28] Yoshi**
Not gross.
**[00:32] Gamo**
Let's go hang out, Paisen.
**[00:35] Gamo**
It beats being around Hayacchi and
being called gross, doesn't it?
**[00:38] Yoshi**
Doesn't it?
**[00:44] Senpai**
True.
**[00:46] Senpai**
It does.
**[00:50] Gamo**
That's the spirit.
**[00:53] Yoshi**
The spirit.
**[00:56] Senpai**
Later, Nagatoro.
**[01:08] Senpai**
I-Is something wrong?
**[01:13] Nagatoro**
Nothing.
**[01:18] Nagatoro**
Did you bring this here for me?
**[01:21] Senpai**
I-I couldn't have you catching a cold.
**[01:24] Senpai**
Th-There happened to be a spare sheet, so...
**[01:30] Nagatoro**
You're not that gross today, Senpai.
**[01:34] Senpai**
Is that supposed to be a compliment?
***SIGN*** DON'T TOY WITH ME,
***SIGN*** DON'T TOY WITH ME,
***SIGN*** DON'T TOY WITH ME,
***SIGN*** DON'T TOY WITH ME,
***SIGN*** MISS NAGATORO
***SIGN*** MISS NAGATORO
***SIGN*** MISS NAGATORO
***SIGN*** MISS NAGATORO
***SIGN*** DON'T TOY WITH ME, MISS NAGATORO
***SIGN*** DON'T TOY WITH ME, MISS NAGATORO
***SIGN*** DON'T TOY WITH ME, MISS NAGATORO
***SIGN*** Senpai's Poofball
**[03:20] Senpai**
*She's looking at me!*
**[03:22] Senpai**
*She's going to say something weird again.*
**[03:25] Nagatoro**
I bet you're sensitive, Senpai.
**[03:28] Senpai**
H-How?
**[03:30] Nagatoro**
In more ways than one.
**[03:31] Nagatoro**
You're a virgin, too.
**[03:33] Nagatoro**
You'd probably make funny
noises if I tickled you.
**[03:38] Nagatoro**
Like that.
**[03:39] Senpai**
What? I'm p-pretty ordinary.
**[03:42] Senpai**
I'm ordinary.
**[03:46] Nagatoro**
Shall we find out, then?
**[03:55] Senpai**
Wait! S-S-Stop!
**[04:11] Nagatoro**
I knew it. Senpai's sensitive.
**[04:13] Senpai**
What? What about you, then?
**[04:17] Nagatoro**
I'm not ticklish at all.
**[04:22] Nagatoro**
Want to find out?
**[04:24] Nagatoro**
Then again, there's no way
you're going to tickle a girl.
**[04:29] Nagatoro**
That's way too much for a virgin
like you, right, Senpai?
**[04:35] Senpai**
I-I could tickle you, no problem.
**[04:40] Nagatoro**
Oh, really?
**[04:55] Nagatoro**
Okay, go ahead.
**[05:00] Nagatoro**
You can tickle me, Senpai.
**[05:10] Nagatoro**
Mercy!
**[05:32] Nagatoro**
Just kidding!
**[05:33] Nagatoro**
Let's not.
**[05:36] Nagatoro**
You had creeper eyes.
**[05:40] Nagatoro**
Oh, yeah. There's a video
I wanted to show you.
**[05:44] Senpai**
Wh-What video?
**[05:46] Nagatoro**
Doesn't this video give you the feels?
**[05:50] Senpai**
A sheep?
**[05:53] Nagatoro**
Look at all that poofy wool get sheared off.
**[05:56] Nagatoro**
Isn't there something thrilling about it?
**[06:00] Senpai**
I-I guess it's kind of satisfying to watch.
**[06:04] Nagatoro**
Right?
**[06:05] Nagatoro**
The feels!
**[06:06] Nagatoro**
The feels!
**[06:12] Nagatoro**
Your hair's getting pretty long, too, Senpai.
**[06:15] Senpai**
Yeah.
**[06:16] Senpai**
I haven't been to the barber shop in a while.
**[06:33] Nagatoro**
Do you ever get your hair sheared?
**[06:35] Senpai**
What?!
**[06:36] Senpai**
I'm not a sheep!
**[06:38] Nagatoro**
I mean, you kind of are.
**[06:42] Nagatoro**
You're going to have a hard time seeing
if you don't do something about it.
**[06:46] Senpai**
I'll go to the barber shop tomorrow.
**[06:49] Nagatoro**
The *barber shop?*
**[06:51] Senpai**
Jeez.
**[06:55] Nagatoro**
I'll give you a hand.
**[06:59] Nagatoro**
With shearing.
**[07:03] Senpai**
Why do you have that?!
**[07:06] Nagatoro**
I borrowed it from my brother and just
happened to have it with me.
**[07:09] Nagatoro**
That's all.
**[07:11] Senpai**
Lies!
**[07:12] Nagatoro**
Imagine how satisfying it'd be to
shear off all of Senpai's poofball!
**[07:20] Senpai**
I said I'm not a sheep!
**[07:22] Nagatoro**
Can't I? Please?
**[07:25] Senpai**
No!
**[07:26] Nagatoro**
Just a little bit?
**[07:27] Nagatoro**
Just the tip! Come on!
**[07:32] Senpai**
No way!
**[07:33] Senpai**
I've never had my hair cut so short at
the barber that they'd ever use a shaver!
**[07:40] Nagatoro**
Nuts.
**[07:43] Nagatoro**
Fine, with scissors, then.
**[07:47] Senpai**
I-I don't think that's a job for a beginner.
**[07:50] Nagatoro**
I'm pretty good at cutting hair.
**[07:54] Senpai**
Are you sure?
**[07:56] Nagatoro**
I'm sure.
**[07:58] Nagatoro**
I cut my brother's hair at home sometimes.
**[08:01] Senpai**
But it's a lot of work.
**[08:03] Senpai**
I can't ask you to do that.
**[08:06] Nagatoro**
It's fine.
**[08:08] Nagatoro**
It'll be quick.
**[08:09] Nagatoro**
I'll just give you a trim.
**[08:14] Senpai**
*Nagatoro...*
**[08:18] ---**
*Cutting my hair...*
**[08:20] Senpai**
I guess just a trim wouldn't hurt.
**[08:24] Nagatoro**
I've got this!
**[08:25] Nagatoro**
I'm only going to improve
your hair just a little.
**[08:29] Nagatoro**
I feel sorry for you having
to walk around like that.
**[08:32] Senpai**
You didn't need to say that!
**[08:35] Nagatoro**
Okay, let's start.
**[08:40] Nagatoro**
Hello?
**[08:41] Gamo**
* Hayacchi? I'll return those*
* math notes I borrowed off you.*
**[08:45] Yoshi**
*Return!*
**[08:46] Nagatoro**
Oh, you can give them back to me tomorrow.
**[08:48] Gamo**
*We'll be waiting in class.*
**[08:50] Yoshi**
*We'll be waiting—*
**[08:53] Senpai**
If you have to be somewhere,
we can do it next time.
**[08:57] Nagatoro**
Just a second.
**[08:59] Nagatoro**
I'll be right back.
**[09:01] Senpai**
O-Okay.
***SIGN*** Art Room
**[09:16] Senpai**
*She's right, though. It's gotten pretty long.*
**[09:20] ---**
Eh? That was fast—
**[09:23] Gamo**
'Sup.
**[09:24] Yoshi**
'Sup, Senpai!
**[09:26] Senpai**
*Nagatoro's friends!*
**[09:29] Senpai**
Um, Nagatoro's not here right now.
**[09:31] Gamo**
I know.
**[09:34] Senpai**
Why are you here, then?
**[09:36] Yoshi**
Sniff, sniff...
**[09:37] Gamo**
This love nest sure does smell weird.
**[09:40] Yoshi**
A nasty smell?
**[09:42] Senpai**
It's the smell of oil paints!
**[09:48] Yoshi**
A shaver?
**[09:50] Senpai**
Nagatoro said she'd cut my hair.
**[10:02] Gamo**
We'll give you a hand.
**[10:04] Yoshi**
We will!
**[10:06] Senpai**
No, er...
**[10:13] Nagatoro**
Huh?
**[10:15] Nagatoro**
Gamo-chan? Yoshi?
**[10:19] Senpai**
W-Wait!
**[10:24] Senpai**
H-Hey!
**[10:26] Senpai**
Your phone!
**[10:27] Senpai**
Your phone's ringing!
**[10:29] Gamo**
It's okay.
**[10:31] Gamo**
It's not an important call.
**[10:33] Yoshi**
Nope!
**[10:36] Senpai**
Stop!
**[10:38] Gamo**
Don't worry. I'm just going
to trim the edges.
**[10:42] Yoshi**
Like Xavier!
**[10:50] Yoshi**
He's spinning! Really fast!
**[10:52] Gamo**
He's a dog!
**[10:53] Gamo**
Damn it! Hold him down!
**[10:55] Yoshi**
Got it!
**[10:57] Senpai**
N-No!
**[10:59] Senpai**
I said s-stop!
**[11:04] Senpai**
N-No! I promised Nagatoro
that sh-she could cut it!
**[11:11] Gamo**
You keep saying "Nagatoro"...
**[11:14] Gamo**
Do you really deserve that?
**[11:16] Yoshi**
Do you?
**[11:22] Nagatoro**
Ahem.
**[11:34] Senpai**
N-Nagatoro...
**[11:38] Senpai**
U-Um...
**[11:40] Senpai**
I don't know what's going on,
but please don't fight.
**[11:44] Gamo**
Have it.
**[11:50] Gamo**
Let's bounce!
**[11:51] Yoshi**
Let's bounce!
**[12:19] Senpai**
Don't cut it too short.
**[12:22] Nagatoro**
I know.
**[12:25] Nagatoro**
How about like Ikkyu-san short?
**[12:27] Senpai**
That's way too short.
**[12:31] Nagatoro**
How's about that?
**[12:34] Nagatoro**
Well?
**[12:35] Senpai**
Y-Yeah.
**[12:37] Senpai**
I think that looks good.
**[12:42] Senpai**
Th-Thanks.
**[12:48] Nagatoro**
Although a little bit of a haircut isn't
going to change how creepy you are.
**[12:55] Senpai**
Oh, shut up!
***SIGN*** DON'T TOY WITH ME,
MISS NAGATORO
***SIGN*** DON'T TOY WITH ME,
MISS NAGATORO
***SIGN*** Thanks, Senpai!
**[13:25] Nagatoro**
It's so hot...
**[13:26] Senpai**
Yeah...
**[13:27] Senpai**
Weren't you just being worked
really hard at your club?
**[13:30] Senpai**
You should take it easy.
**[13:32] Nagatoro**
I know, Senpai!
**[13:33] Nagatoro**
Let's go get some shaved ice.
**[13:35] Senpai**
Shaved ice, huh?
**[13:37] Senpai**
That sounds good.
**[13:38] Nagatoro**
There's a shop I like that way.
**[13:44] Senpai**
The fluffy, poofy ice towering
over you is like...
**[13:56] Senpai**
The Mt. Everest of shaved ice!
**[14:12] Nagatoro**
It wasn't anything like
this last time I was here!
**[14:17] Senpai**
This shop was featured on TV yesterday.
***SIGN*** Asanandesu
***SIGN*** Top 100 shaved ice shops
Number 1!
**[14:20] Nagatoro**
Seriously?!
**[14:24] Nagatoro**
It was a great hole-in-the-wall...
**[14:26] Nagatoro**
but now everyone knows about it.
**[14:30] Senpai**
What do we do?
**[14:31] Senpai**
I don't feel like getting in this huge line.
**[14:37] Nagatoro**
We're lining up, Senpai!
**[14:40] Senpai**
H-Hey!
**[14:42] Nagatoro**
It's for fluffy shaved ice!
**[14:44] Nagatoro**
We'll survive it through sheer force of will!
**[14:47] Senpai**
I wouldn't mind just getting
convenience store ice cream.
**[14:56] Nagatoro**
Convenience store ice cream?
***SIGN*** Made with Natural Water
***SIGN*** Shaved Ice
**[15:03] Senpai**
F-Fine.
**[15:04] Senpai**
We'll line up.
**[15:17] Senpai**
The line hasn't moved at all.
**[15:21] Nagatoro**
Willpower!
**[15:22] Nagatoro**
Endure it with willpower!
**[15:25] Senpai**
*There's a lineup behind us, too.*
**[16:02] Senpai**
Are you all right?
**[16:06] Senpai**
Maybe you should leave the
line and rest in the shade.
**[16:09] Nagatoro**
No, I can still manage.
**[16:32] Nagatoro**
H-Hey! Senpai!
**[16:35] Nagatoro**
What are you doing?!
**[16:48] Senpai**
H-Here.
**[16:50] Senpai**
Y-You need to stay hydrated,
or you're going to get heat stroke.
**[16:57] Nagatoro**
Y-Yeah.
**[16:59] Nagatoro**
Thanks, Senpai.
**[17:13] Nagatoro**
Fully charged!
**[17:20] Nagatoro**
Fluffy shaved ice...
**[17:22] Senpai**
Want to line up again?
**[17:24] Nagatoro**
Nah, I'll give up for now.
**[17:27] Nagatoro**
Let's come back when it's not as busy.
**[17:31] Nagatoro**
Senpai, wait here for a bit.
**[17:55] Nagatoro**
You're so sensitive, Senpai.
**[17:59] Nagatoro**
Here.
**[18:02] Nagatoro**
This is for earlier.
**[18:09] Senpai**
Thanks.
**[18:16] Nagatoro**
In blazing sunshine
**[18:17] Nagatoro**
Convenience store ice cream
**[18:19] Nagatoro**
Is unbeatable.
**[18:20] Senpai**
A haiku?
**[18:24] Nagatoro**
Here, Senpai. Say "ah."
**[18:27] Senpai**
I-It's fine.
**[18:28] Senpai**
I can feed myself.
**[18:30] Nagatoro**
Senpai's embarrassed!
**[18:38] Nagatoro**
Summer break starts tomorrow.
**[18:41] Senpai**
Yeah.
**[18:41] Senpai**
It is.
**[18:44] Nagatoro**
Now that I'm helping out with the swim club,
**[18:47] ---**
that's going to be my life
for the whole summer.
**[18:49] Senpai**
Oh, yeah?
**[18:52] Senpai**
*Summer break, huh?*
**[18:54] Senpai**
*What should I do?*
**[18:55] Senpai**
*I played the newest* Last Quest*.*
**[18:58] Senpai**
*And I need to watch Season 2 of* Yuramiko*.*
**[19:00] Senpai**
*And I need to finish my oil paintings.*
**[19:05] Senpai**
* I guess this girl won't be messing with*
* me anymore once it's summer break.*
**[19:12] Nagatoro**
Can I have some tea?
***SIGN*** Hitoen
***SIGN*** Tea
**[19:27] Nagatoro**
Thanks.
**[19:28] Senpai**
S-Sure.
**[19:30] Nagatoro**
Hey, Senpai...
**[19:32] Nagatoro**
Want to exchange contacts?
**[19:36] Senpai**
I-I wouldn't mind, I guess.
**[19:40] Senpai**
I don't do this kind of thing much.
**[19:44] Senpai**
It seems like a pain dealing with read
notifications and not ignoring them and stuff.
**[19:49] Nagatoro**
I thought you wouldn't, since you're a loner.
**[19:52] Senpai**
Shut up.
**[19:54] Senpai**
Here.
**[19:56] Nagatoro**
There we go.
**[19:58] Nagatoro**
I got a loner's ID!
**[20:01] Senpai**
Y-You're not going to get anything
good out of connecting with me.
**[20:05] Nagatoro**
I don't think that's true.
**[20:20] Nagatoro**
I added the loner's ID to my favorites.
**[20:25] Nagatoro**
So now, if I ever get the sense that
you're thinking about something pervy...
**[20:33] Nagatoro**
I can send you this sticker!
***SIGN*** Perv!
***SIGN*** Perv!
**[20:36] Nagatoro**
Isn't that awesome?!
**[20:39] Senpai**
That's just annoying.
**[20:47] Nagatoro**
See you, Senpai.
**[20:49] Senpai**
Yeah, l-later.
**[21:18] Senpai**
*No, this was mine to begin with.*
***SIGN*** Perv!
***SIGN*** Perv!
***SIGN*** Perv!
***SIGN*** Perv!
**[21:37] Nagatoro**
You're such a perv, Senpai.
**[21:42] Senpai**
I-I'm not a perv!
**[21:44] Senpai**
I haven't done anything pervy!
**[21:47] Nagatoro**
Are you sure?
**[21:49] Senpai**
Y-Yes.
**[21:50] Nagatoro**
Are you *sure?*
**[23:26] Nagatoro**
What do you need to improve on today?
**[23:28] Senpai**
Wh-What?
**[23:28] Nagatoro**
Your "aiee!" scream was so creepy.
**[23:31] Senpai**
Shut up.
**[23:32] Nagatoro**
Can I hear it again?
**[23:33] Nagatoro**
Come on!
**[23:36] Gamo**
Are those guys okay?
**[23:37] Yoshi**
C-Crazy...
# E6 - You're Such a Wimp, Senpai ♥ / Senpai! Let's Go to the Beach!!
Source: [Crunchyroll](https://www.crunchyroll.com/watch/G8WUN2NZ0/youre-such-a-wimp-senpai---senpai-lets-go-to-the-beach)
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**[00:02] Sakura**
Wake up.
**[00:04] Sakura**
Wake up, Senpai-kun.
**[00:15] Sakura**
You're finally awake.
**[00:27] Senpai**
Wh-Where am I?
**[00:31] Sakura**
This is Chichibu Nagatoro.
**[00:39] Sakura**
Congratulations.
**[00:40] Sakura**
You have been chosen to be
the savior of this world.
**[00:46] Senpai**
What?
**[00:48] Senpai**
Who are you?
**[00:50] Senpai**
Savior?
**[00:51] Senpai**
What are you talking about?
**[00:53] Sakura**
There's a really bad demon lord on the loose.
**[00:57] Sakura**
Things are looking pretty bad.
**[00:59] Sakura**
Help us.
**[01:01] Senpai**
Sorry, but I don't have any suitable powers.
**[01:14] Sakura**
Sniff, sniff...
**[01:16] Sakura**
Wow!
**[01:18] Sakura**
You're qualified to become a great wizard.
**[01:22] Senpai**
A great wizard?
**[01:23] Sakura**
Yup.
**[01:24] Sakura**
You have a unique skille
called "Virgin for Life."
**[01:30] Senpai**
I'm not happy about that at all.
**[01:33] Sakura**
So, anyway, here.
**[01:37] Senpai**
Wh-What do I do with this?
**[01:37] Sakura**
Quit grumbling and go help us!
**[01:49] Sakura**
Off you go.
***SIGN*** DON'T TOY WITH ME,
***SIGN*** DON'T TOY WITH ME,
***SIGN*** DON'T TOY WITH ME,
***SIGN*** DON'T TOY WITH ME,
***SIGN*** MISS NAGATORO
***SIGN*** MISS NAGATORO
***SIGN*** MISS NAGATORO
***SIGN*** MISS NAGATORO
***SIGN*** DON'T TOY WITH ME, MISS NAGATORO
***SIGN*** DON'T TOY WITH ME, MISS NAGATORO
***SIGN*** DON'T TOY WITH ME, MISS NAGATORO
***SIGN*** You're a Wimp, Senpai♥
**[03:37] Senpai**
What do I do?
**[03:43] Senpai**
I don't even know how to use magic!
**[03:58] Senpai**
Was that magic just now?
**[04:10] Senpai**
Wh-Where am I?
**[04:29] Senpai**
G-Go away!
**[04:35] Senpai**
Damn it!
**[04:41] Senpai**
Did that do it?
**[04:46] Senpai**
I-It didn't work.
**[05:22] Nagatoro**
Nekotoro's on the scene!
**[05:29] Senpai**
Nagatoro?
**[05:31] Nagatoro**
It's *Nekotoro*.
**[05:34] Senpai**
Wh-What?
**[05:36] Nagatoro**
You seem kind of flimsy.
**[05:41] Nagatoro**
I feel bad for you, so I'll
stick around for a while.
**[05:45] Nagatoro**
Come on. We have to get going.
**[05:47] Nagatoro**
We're going on an adventure to
defeat the demon lord. Let's go!
**[05:50] Senpai**
H-How do you know about that?
**[05:53] Nagatoro**
It's common sense!
**[06:17] Nagatoro**
Here I go, Senpai.
**[06:19] Senpai**
R-Right.
**[06:47] Senpai**
Look out!
**[07:19] Nagatoro**
Senpai...
**[07:22] Senpai**
Let's counterattack.
**[07:24] Nagatoro**
All right!
**[08:03] Nagatoro**
Senpai, that was badass.
**[08:06] Senpai**
N-No, I just...
**[08:11] Nagatoro**
Let's keep going until we
beat the demon lord, Senpai.
**[08:15] Senpai**
D-Do you think we can?
**[08:17] Nagatoro**
Of course we can, as long as we're together.
**[08:20] Dragon**
Ow, ow...
**[08:22] Dragon**
You kicked me so hard.
**[08:31] Nagatoro**
Gamo-chan.
**[08:38] Senpai**
I see.
**[08:39] Senpai**
She'd been turned into a monster by magic.
**[08:42] Senpai**
The demon lord might be tough,
but if three of us join forces...
**[08:45] Gamo**
Not three.
**[08:46] Gamo**
Four.
**[08:47] Senpai**
Four?
**[09:01] Yoshi**
Yoshi hatches!
**[09:06] Senpai**
Uh...
**[09:49] Senpai**
Looks like the demon lord's not here.
**[09:52] Nagatoro**
She is.
**[10:16] Nagatoro**
Ta-da.
**[10:18] Nagatoro**
I'm Demon Lord Magatoro.
**[10:21] Gamo**
Demon Lord Magagamo.
**[10:25] Yoshi**
Demon Lord Magayoshi here.
**[10:32] Nagatoro**
You're not getting out of here alive, Senpai.
**[10:41] Senpai**
Y-You tricked me!
**[10:44] Gamo**
"You tricked me!" he says.
**[10:46] Gamo**
What a wimp.
**[10:48] Yoshi**
What a wimp.
**[10:51] Senpai**
Damn it!
**[10:57] Senpai**
No...
**[11:03] Nagatoro**
Did you think I was in love
with you or something?
**[11:08] Nagatoro**
Because I kissed you on the cheek?
**[11:11] Nagatoro**
Ew, what a creep.
**[11:14] Gamo**
What kind of woman would fall
for a creepy loser like you?
**[11:19] Yoshi**
Yeah!
**[11:21] Nagatoro**
Give me a break, Senpai.
**[11:26] Senpai**
* I never should have opened up*
* to the likes of her.*
**[11:34] Nagatoro**
You're going to be our toy forever, Senpai.
**[11:38] Nagatoro**
You'd better make it fun.
**[11:59] Nagatoro**
Hey, it's Senpai.
**[12:02] Nagatoro**
'Sup, Senpai?!
**[12:05] Senpai**
'Sup...
**[12:07] Nagatoro**
What are you doing here?
**[12:09] Senpai**
My summer homework.
**[12:11] Nagatoro**
Why are you hiding it?
**[12:13] Senpai**
No reason!
**[12:17] Gamo**
What a poser, doing homework
at a family restaurant.
**[12:20] Yoshi**
Poser!
**[12:33] Nagatoro**
Senpai!
**[12:36] Nagatoro**
What's this?
**[12:37] Nagatoro**
What is this?
**[12:41] Senpai**
I-I don't know!
**[12:43] Senpai**
It's not mine!
**[12:44] Nagatoro**
These are definitely your drawings, Senpai.
**[12:47] Senpai**
N-No, they aren't!
**[12:48] Nagatoro**
What's this? Cat ears?
**[12:50] Nagatoro**
Is this me?!
**[12:57] Senpai**
I said...
**[12:59] Senpai**
it's not!
**[13:01] Nagatoro**
I'm taking this notebook, then.
**[13:06] Senpai**
D-Don't!
***SIGN*** Nekotoro
***SIGN*** Cat Fighter
***SIGN*** Sex: Female
***SIGN*** Level: 16
***SIGN*** E Sharp Cat Claws
***SIGN*** E Fighter Clothes
***SIGN*** E Fighter Shoes
***SIGN*** E Black Cat Piercings
***SIGN*** Strength: 54
***SIGN*** Agility: 70
***SIGN*** Vitality: 45
***SIGN*** Resilience: 24
***SIGN*** Intelligence: 48
***SIGN*** Willpower: 24
***SIGN*** Luck: 65
***SIGN*** Max HP: 154
***SIGN*** Max MP: 0
***SIGN*** Attack: 75
***SIGN*** Defense: 29
***SIGN*** Senpai
***SIGN*** Hero
***SIGN*** Sex: Male
***SIGN*** Level: 17
***SIGN*** E Cypress Staff
***SIGN*** E Cloth Shirt
***SIGN*** E Cloth Pants
***SIGN*** E Cloth Cape
***SIGN*** Strength: 21
***SIGN*** Agility: 13
***SIGN*** Vitality: 25
***SIGN*** Resilience: 45
***SIGN*** Intelligence: 52
***SIGN*** Willpower: 34
***SIGN*** Luck: 12
***SIGN*** Max HP: 86
***SIGN*** Max MP: 130
***SIGN*** Attack: 22
***SIGN*** Defense: 47
***SIGN*** Gamo-chan
***SIGN*** Thief
***SIGN*** Sex: Female
***SIGN*** Level: 16
***SIGN*** E Leather Whip
***SIGN*** E Leather Breastplate
***SIGN*** E Thief's Pants
***SIGN*** E Swift Boots
***SIGN*** Strength: 120
***SIGN*** Agility: 30
***SIGN*** Vitality: 35
***SIGN*** Resilience: 32
***SIGN*** Intelligence: 31
***SIGN*** Willpower: 82
***SIGN*** Luck: 70
***SIGN*** Max HP: 96
***SIGN*** Max MP: 35
***SIGN*** Attack: 145
***SIGN*** Defense: 35
***SIGN*** Yoshi
***SIGN*** Player
***SIGN*** Sex: Female
***SIGN*** Level: 16
***SIGN*** E Bunny Ears
***SIGN*** E Bunny Girl Outfit
***SIGN*** E Bow Tie
***SIGN*** E Bunny Tail
***SIGN*** Strength: 40
***SIGN*** Agility: 120
***SIGN*** Vitality: 40
***SIGN*** Resilience: 20
***SIGN*** Intelligence: 7
***SIGN*** Willpower: 5
***SIGN*** Luck: 137
***SIGN*** Max HP: 157
***SIGN*** Max MP: 0
***SIGN*** Attack: 40
***SIGN*** Defense: 47
***SIGN*** Magatoro
***SIGN*** Demon Lord
***SIGN*** Sex: Female
***SIGN*** Level: 999
***SIGN*** E Demon Claws
***SIGN*** E Dark Leotard
***SIGN*** E Demon Lord Bracelet
***SIGN*** E Evil Spirit Tail
***SIGN*** Strength: 999
***SIGN*** Agility: 999
***SIGN*** Vitality: 999
***SIGN*** Resilience: 999
***SIGN*** Intelligence: 999
***SIGN*** Willpower: 999
***SIGN*** Luck: 999
***SIGN*** Max HP: 999
***SIGN*** Max MP: 999
***SIGN*** Attack: 999
***SIGN*** Defense: 999
***SIGN*** Magagamo
***SIGN*** Demon Lord
***SIGN*** Sex: Female
***SIGN*** Level: 999
***SIGN*** E Lucifer Sword
***SIGN*** E Devil's Necklace
***SIGN*** E Aura of the Abyss
***SIGN*** E Dragon Tail
***SIGN*** Strength: 999
***SIGN*** Agility: 999
***SIGN*** Vitality: 999
***SIGN*** Resilience: 999
***SIGN*** Intelligence: 999
***SIGN*** Willpower: 999
***SIGN*** Luck: 999
***SIGN*** Max HP: 999
***SIGN*** Max MP: 999
***SIGN*** Attack: 999
***SIGN*** Defense: 999
***SIGN*** Magayoshi
***SIGN*** Demon God
***SIGN*** Sex: Female
***SIGN*** Level: 999
***SIGN*** E God Slayer Excalicali
***SIGN*** E God Slayer Excalicali
***SIGN*** E Cheap Piercings
***SIGN*** E Favorite Scrunchy
***SIGN*** E Favorite Scrunchy
***SIGN*** E Dollar Store Boots
***SIGN*** E Dollar Store Boots
***SIGN*** Strength: 999
***SIGN*** Agility: 999
***SIGN*** Vitality: 999
***SIGN*** Resilience: 999
***SIGN*** Intelligence: 7
***SIGN*** Willpower: 999
***SIGN*** Luck: 999
***SIGN*** Max HP: 999
***SIGN*** Max MP: 999
***SIGN*** Attack: 999
***SIGN*** Defense: 999
***SIGN*** Magayoshi(Destroy)
***SIGN*** Magayoshi(Destroy)
***SIGN*** Demon God
***SIGN*** Sex: Female
***SIGN*** Level: 999
***SIGN*** E Demon God Fist
***SIGN*** E Demon God Cap
***SIGN*** E Demon God Breastplate
***SIGN*** E Demon God Breastplate
***SIGN*** E Demon God Pauldrons
***SIGN*** E Demon God Pauldrons
***SIGN*** Strength: 9999
***SIGN*** Agility: 9999
***SIGN*** Vitality: 9999
***SIGN*** Resilience: 9999
***SIGN*** Intelligence: 1
***SIGN*** Willpower: 9999
***SIGN*** Luck: 9999
***SIGN*** Max HP: 9999
***SIGN*** Max MP: 9999
***SIGN*** Attack: 9999
***SIGN*** Defense: 9999
***SIGN*** Senpai! Let's Go to the Beach!!
**[13:28] A**
* It's blazing hot today, and the*
* beach is bustling with people.*
**[13:34] B**
*It's summer break. You gotta hit the beach!*
**[13:37] C**
*It's hot, but beaches are the best.*
**[13:39] B**
*I know, right?*
**[13:41] C**
*Right?*
**[13:42] B**
*Right?*
**[13:45] Senpai**
No way.
**[13:46] Senpai**
The beach in the summer?
**[13:47] Senpai**
Thank goodness for air conditioning.
***SIGN*** Calling
***SIGN*** Nagatoro
**[13:56] Senpai**
H-Hello?
**[13:58] Nagatoro**
*Senpai!*
**[13:59] Nagatoro**
* I bet you're wasting your summer*
* watching TV and eating an ice pop.*
**[14:04] Senpai**
Wh-What do you want?
**[14:06] Nagatoro**
* Summer's going to be over before you know it,*
* and you'll have done nothing.*
**[14:16] Nagatoro**
*In light of that, let's go to the beach!*
**[14:31] Nagatoro**
Senpai!
**[14:32] Nagatoro**
Over here.
**[14:35] Gamo**
Wow, Paisen actually showed up.
**[14:37] Yoshi**
That's hilarious.
**[14:38] Senpai**
Her friends are here, too.
**[14:40] Gamo**
Man, you're the last person I'd
expect to see on the summer beach.
**[14:46] Yoshi**
Out of place!
**[14:47] Yoshi**
Out of place!
**[14:48] Senpai**
Shut up.
**[14:50] Nagatoro**
Nah, not necessarily.
**[14:52] Nagatoro**
Senpai would be like those things
scuttling around the rocks.
**[14:57] Nagatoro**
Sea lice!
**[14:58] Gamo**
Cackle! Cackle!
**[15:03] Gamo**
Hear that? Sea Louse Paisen.
**[15:05] Yoshi**
Sea Louse Senpai!
**[15:06] Senpai**
Who are you calling a sea louse?
**[15:08] Nagatoro**
Oh, my bad.
**[15:11] Nagatoro**
Sea lice live in groups.
**[15:13] Nagatoro**
Unlike loners like you, Senpai.
**[15:16] Nagatoro**
You're one of the odd ones out.
**[15:18] Nagatoro**
Loner sea louse!
**[15:19] Gamo**
Cackle! Cackle!
**[15:21] Nagatoro**
Loner Louse Senpai!
**[15:23] Gamo**
Loner Louse!
**[15:24] Nagatoro**
Loner Louse! Loner Louse!
**[15:26] Senpai**
*They're so excited.*
**[15:29] Senpai**
* Maybe coming close to the beach*
* brings out their popular kid spirit.*
**[15:33] A**
Loner Louse!
**[15:43] A**
Splash!
**[15:44] Senpai**
*I'm actually here.*
**[15:47] Senpai**
*The beach in summer.*
**[15:51] Senpai**
There we go.
**[16:00] Senpai**
What are you looking at, Paisen?
**[16:03] Senpai**
I-I'm not looking!
**[16:05] Gamo**
Don't you think that's a bit too
much ogling, even for a virgin?
**[16:09] Yoshi**
Ogling!
**[16:10] Senpai**
N-No! I'm not...
**[16:14] Gamo**
What?
**[16:15] Gamo**
I couldn't hear you.
**[16:18] Yoshi**
Boo!
**[16:21] Gamo**
He's, like, "Uwah!"
**[16:23] Yoshi**
So funny.
**[16:25] Senpai**
I-I'm going to buy drinks.
**[16:26] Gamo**
Get me something, too.
**[16:28] Yoshi**
Me, too.
**[16:30] Nagatoro**
Senpai.
**[16:37] Nagatoro**
Something for me, too.
**[16:41] Senpai**
R-Right.
**[16:49] Gamo**
All right, let's swim.
**[16:51] Yoshi**
Swim! Swim!
**[16:53] Nagatoro**
Come on, Senpai! Let's swim.
**[16:55] Senpai**
I-I'm not swimming.
**[16:58] Gamo**
What?!
**[17:03] Nagatoro**
Yup, he's definitely...
**[17:05] Nagatoro**
*...a loner sea louse.*
**[17:14] Yoshi**
Go, go, both of you!
**[17:21] Yoshi**
Hayacchi wins!
**[17:28] Nagatoro**
Yeah!
**[17:29] Gamo**
Damn it!
**[17:30] Nagatoro**
You didn't actually think you'd
beat a swim club member, did you?
**[17:33] Gamo**
You're just filling in.
**[17:36] Yoshi**
I'll race you, too.
**[17:37] Gamo**
All right, it's on.
**[17:42] Gamo**
Let him be.
**[17:44] Gamo**
He wants to be a loner louse.
**[17:48] Senpai**
*What the hell am I doing?*
**[17:51] Senpai**
*This is a hangout for popular kids.*
**[17:55] Senpai**
*There's nothing good about being outside.*
**[18:00] Nagatoro**
What's up, Senpai?
**[18:04] Senpai**
I'm sketching.
**[18:07] Nagatoro**
Hey, do you not know how to swim?
**[18:10] Senpai**
W-Well...
**[18:11] Senpai**
I can swim, kinda.
**[18:14] Senpai**
I just hate how it hurts
when you get sunburned.
**[18:17] Nagatoro**
That's true.
**[18:18] Nagatoro**
You're a pale bean sprout.
**[18:20] Senpai**
Who are you calling a bean sprout?!
**[18:22] Nagatoro**
Don't worry about sunburn, though.
**[18:25] Nagatoro**
I'll put some sunscreen on you, Senpai.
**[18:28] Senpai**
I-It's fine!
**[18:32] Nagatoro**
Hey, you *did* bring your swimsuit.
**[18:36] Senpai**
It's only just in case!
**[18:38] Nagatoro**
This *is* that case.
**[18:45] Nagatoro**
Okay, lie down flat.
**[18:47] Senpai**
*This is bad.*
**[18:48] Senpai**
*She's going to put sunscreen on me, and...*
**[18:53] Senpai**
S-Stop!
**[18:55] Senpai**
She's dragging me into the water!
**[19:05] Nagatoro**
It's okay.
**[19:08] Nagatoro**
I'll put it on gently.
**[19:10] Senpai**
W-Wait!
**[19:12] Senpai**
Isn't that s-something you do
with someone you're dating?
**[19:19] Senpai**
Y-You and I aren't like that.
**[19:23] Senpai**
Besides, if the kids from school found out,
**[19:27] ---**
they're going to give you hell, too.
**[19:32] Nagatoro**
You're right.
**[19:33] Nagatoro**
We aren't dating or anything.
**[19:42] Nagatoro**
I guess I'll put it on rough.
**[19:46] Senpai**
Wh-What are you...
**[19:49] Nagatoro**
You deserve to be treated rough, Senpai.
**[20:02] Nagatoro**
You look so pathetic, Senpai.
**[20:10] Nagatoro**
What?
**[20:11] Yoshi**
N-Nothing, it just looked kind of fun.
**[20:13] Nagatoro**
I'm not having fun.
**[20:15] Yoshi**
Are you sure?
**[20:21] Nagatoro**
Stop that!
**[20:22] Gamo**
Oh, come on.
**[20:24] Yoshi**
Come on!
**[20:25] Nagatoro**
I said, no!
**[20:27] Gamo**
Why not? Just a little.
**[20:29] Yoshi**
Just a little!
**[20:30] Nagatoro**
No!
**[20:31] Nagatoro**
He's going to break.
**[20:33] Senpai**
Just get off of me, already!
**[20:39] Yoshi**
We used up the whole bottle.
**[20:41] Gamo**
That should be enough for Bean Sprout Senpai.
**[20:46] Nagatoro**
Come on, Senpai. Now that you're
all set, we're going swimming.
**[20:47] Gamo**
See you.
**[20:48] Yoshi**
See you.
**[20:49] Senpai**
Hey!
**[20:54] Gamo**
Paisen's floating.
**[20:56] Yoshi**
I thought he'd sink.
**[20:58] Nagatoro**
It's easier to float in
seawater than freshwater.
**[21:02] Gamo**
I see.
**[21:19] Nagatoro**
So tired.
**[21:20] Yoshi**
There!
**[21:23] Senpai**
*They're so full of energy.*
**[21:30] Nagatoro**
*Senpai, did you get sunburned?*
**[21:32] Senpai**
Not with all that sunscreen.
**[21:36] Senpai**
It's the muscle aches that are killing me.
**[21:39] Nagatoro**
*You're out of shape, Senpai.*
**[21:43] Nagatoro**
*What did you think, though?*
**[21:44] Nagatoro**
* Wasn't it fun being on*
* the beach in the summer?*
**[21:48] Senpai**
Y-Yeah.
**[21:50] Senpai**
For a change, I guess.
**[23:26] Sakura**
Points of improvement for today.
**[23:28] Senpai**
You're that mage.
**[23:29] Sakura**
Senpai-kun, let me tell you a secret.
**[23:32] Senpai**
What secret?
**[23:33] Sakura**
Stay at this inn, and you'll
attain "Virgin for Life EX."
**[23:38] Senpai**
That's an upgrade!
# E7 - Senpai, Want to Go to the Festival? / It's Like a Date, Huh, Senpai? / Let's Go Home, Senpai
Source: [Crunchyroll](https://www.crunchyroll.com/watch/GZ7UVPVZ2/senpai-want-to-go-to-the-festival--its-like-a-date-huh-senpai--lets-go-home-senpai)
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***SIGN*** DON'T TOY WITH ME,
***SIGN*** DON'T TOY WITH ME,
***SIGN*** DON'T TOY WITH ME,
***SIGN*** DON'T TOY WITH ME,
***SIGN*** MISS NAGATORO
***SIGN*** MISS NAGATORO
***SIGN*** MISS NAGATORO
***SIGN*** MISS NAGATORO
***SIGN*** DON'T TOY WITH ME, MISS NAGATORO
***SIGN*** DON'T TOY WITH ME, MISS NAGATORO
***SIGN*** DON'T TOY WITH ME, MISS NAGATORO
***SIGN*** Senpai, Want to Go to the Festival?
**[01:46] Kid**
Do you think they'll have candy apples?
**[01:49] Guy**
Yeah, I'm sure they will.
**[01:49] Senpai**
*Oh, yeah, the summer festival's today.*
**[01:55] Nagatoro**
Senpai, want to go to the festival?
**[01:58] Nagatoro**
I feel sorry for you being so alone.
**[02:00] Nagatoro**
So I feel like I have to invite you.
**[02:04] Senpai**
* I have a feeling Nagatoro's*
* going to make me go again.*
**[02:16] Senpai**
*KO!*
**[02:22] Senpai**
*Round 2! Fight!*
**[02:28] Senpai**
*Maybe I should be the one...*
**[02:33] Senpai**
*to invite her for once?*
**[02:41] Senpai**
Ow...
**[02:44] Nagatoro**
Senpai, you're such a creep.
**[02:48] Nagatoro**
You're a total creep.
**[02:50] Nagatoro**
Creepy, creepy.
**[02:52] Nagatoro**
Creepy, creepy!
**[02:54] Senpai**
*No! No! No!*
**[02:55] Senpai**
*No way. No way.*
**[02:57] Senpai**
*Why would I ask her?*
**[03:08] Game character**
*Nothing but bluster.*
**[03:10] Game announcer**
*KO!*
**[03:27] Senpai**
*I-I actually came.*
**[03:41] Senpai**
* I'm checking it out because*
* I'm bored. That's all.*
**[03:47] Girl 1**
Did you wait?
**[03:48] Girl 2**
You're so late.
**[03:52] Senpai**
*Guess I'll buy some yakisoba and go home.*
**[03:57] Gamo**
Paisen located!
**[03:58] Yoshi**
Located!
**[04:04] Gamo**
After him!
**[04:05] Yoshi**
Roger!
**[04:14] Gamo**
I didn't realize you came
to festivals, Paisen.
**[04:18] Gamo**
That's surprising.
**[04:19] Yoshi**
A surprising loner sea louse.
**[04:20] Yoshi**
Surprise louse!
**[04:21] Gamo**
Wait a second. Did you come down here
thinking you might bump into Hayacchi?
**[04:28] Yoshi**
Good on you.
**[04:30] Senpai**
N-No!
**[04:32] Gamo**
Too bad for you! She's doing stuff
with her club right now.
**[04:39] Senpai**
I-I see.
**[04:41] Senpai**
Bye.
**[04:41] Gamo**
Come on. You might as well spend
some time at the festival.
**[04:44] Yoshi**
Come on!
**[04:45] Senpai**
No, seriously. I was just stopping by.
**[04:48] Gamo**
Hey, get the thing we
won in the raffle earlier.
**[04:51] Yoshi**
Roger!
**[04:54] Gamo**
Got a Paisen!
**[04:56] Yoshi**
Got him!
**[05:04] Girl**
Sorry to keep you so late.
**[05:08] Nagatoro**
It's fine.
**[05:09] Nagatoro**
I've been getting out of shape lately.
**[05:11] Girl**
Oh, yeah. Wasn't the festival today?
**[05:14] Girl**
I know it's late, but do you plan on going?
**[05:22] Nagatoro**
I don't know.
**[05:33] Senpai**
What?!
**[05:34] Senpai**
You sent it to Nagatoro?!
**[05:36] Gamo**
I did.
**[05:37] Gamo**
She might actually come now!
**[05:39] Gamo**
"They're stealing my pet!"
**[05:42] Yoshi**
Pet!
**[05:44] Senpai**
Who are you calling a pet?
**[05:46] Senpai**
Nagatoro's busy with her club.
**[05:49] Senpai**
You can't just demand it.
**[05:52] Senpai**
She's not coming.
**[06:03] Gamo**
Sorry, you had a club tonight, didn't you?
**[06:07] Nagatoro**
Actually, it ended early.
**[06:10] Nagatoro**
I was bored, so here I am.
**[06:12] Gamo**
Yeah?
**[06:13] Yoshi**
Yeah?
**[06:18] Nagatoro**
A collar?
**[06:19] Nagatoro**
Hilarious.
**[06:20] Gamo**
Right?
**[06:21] Gamo**
Isn't it hilarious?
**[06:23] Yoshi**
Hilarious!
**[06:24] Nagatoro**
Just take it off already.
**[06:26] Nagatoro**
That looks fun.
**[06:28] Nagatoro**
Give me.
**[06:31] Gamo**
We're taking Paisen.
**[06:33] Gamo**
If you want him back, fight for him!
**[06:36] Yoshi**
Fight!
**[06:39] Nagatoro**
All right, then.
**[06:41] Nagatoro**
I don't care about Senpai,
but I accept your challenge!
***SIGN*** Shooting Gallery
**[06:50] Gamo**
It's two-on-two.
**[06:53] Gamo**
The team that wins more
of the better prizes wins.
**[06:56] Nagatoro**
Okay.
**[06:57] Nagatoro**
Senpai, don't you dare drag me down.
**[07:01] Senpai**
I'm playing, too?
**[07:03] Yoshi**
Here.
**[07:12] Gamo**
But I hit it!
**[07:15] Nagatoro**
You have to aim higher.
**[07:19] Gamo**
I did, though.
**[07:24] Nagatoro**
I didn't think you'd come to a festival.
**[07:30] Senpai**
I just wanted to get some fresh air.
**[07:37] Nagatoro**
Too bad. You missed.
**[07:43] Nagatoro**
Were you actually...
**[07:46] Nagatoro**
waiting for me to invite you?
**[07:53] Senpai**
O-O-O-O-Of course not!
**[07:59] Yoshi**
She got it!
**[08:00] Nagatoro**
Bull's-eye.
**[08:05] Nagatoro**
If there's somewhere you
want to go with someone,
**[08:08] ---**
you could always try asking them.
**[08:31] Gamo**
Bam.
**[08:34] Gamo**
I think we won this.
**[08:35] Yoshi**
Victory!
**[08:37] Nagatoro**
No, take a good look.
**[08:39] Nagatoro**
Look at how huge this Gesopie is.
**[08:40] Nagatoro**
We won by quality.
**[08:43] Gamo**
Not enough to make up for the numbers.
**[08:45] Gamo**
Right, Yoshi?
**[08:47] Yoshi**
This Gesopie is a rare item, though...
**[08:50] Nagatoro**
Here, you can have it.
**[08:51] Nagatoro**
You've been collecting them, haven't you?
**[08:54] Yoshi**
I love you, Hayacchi!
**[08:57] Gamo**
You bought her off!
**[08:59] Nagatoro**
And so...
**[09:01] Nagatoro**
I get Senpai!
**[09:04] Senpai**
Can you take this off already?
**[09:07] Gamo**
Oh, fine.
**[09:11] Gamo**
Later, Paisen.
**[09:13] Gamo**
Don't get caught next time.
**[09:14] Yoshi**
Go back to the mountains!
**[09:16] Senpai**
What am I, an animal?
**[09:30] Nagatoro**
Want to go look around,
since we're here?
**[09:33] Senpai**
S-Sure.
**[09:35] Senpai**
Let's look around.
***SIGN*** It's Like a Date, Huh, Senpai?
**[09:54] Nagatoro**
Mine!
**[10:02] Senpai**
*It's like...*
**[10:03] ---**
Here!
**[10:07] Senpai**
*Like...*
**[10:09] Nagatoro**
It's like a date, huh, Senpai?
**[10:12] Senpai**
A d-d-d-date?!
**[10:15] Senpai**
That's for people who've gone through
the proper procedures first.
**[10:23] Nagatoro**
Just kidding.
**[10:24] Nagatoro**
I'd never go on a date with you, Senpai.
**[10:28] Senpai**
S-Stop it!
**[10:37] Nagatoro**
While we're at it,
why don't we try holding hands?
**[11:01] Nagatoro**
The fireworks are starting!
**[11:10] Nagatoro**
We're going to watch them, Senpai!
**[11:12] Senpai**
Stop pushing!
**[11:14] Nagatoro**
The fireworks here are awesome.
**[11:16] Nagatoro**
They blast off the big ones
one after another.
**[11:20] Senpai**
I-I mean, I've seen it before.
**[11:23] Nagatoro**
When would you have seen it?
**[11:25] Senpai**
When I was in elementary school.
**[11:26] Nagatoro**
That's such a long time ago.
**[11:28] Nagatoro**
What are you, a recluse?
**[11:29] Senpai**
Shut up!
***SIGN*** Fireworks Venue
10m Ahead
**[11:42] Nagatoro**
It's so crowded.
**[11:45] Senpai**
The line hasn't budged at all.
**[11:50] Senpai**
*The fireworks I saw last time...*
**[11:57] Senpai**
Nagatoro, this way.
**[11:58] Guy 1**
Hey, we're moving.
**[12:00] Guy 2**
We gotta get there before it ends.
**[12:02] Nagatoro**
Senpai!
**[12:09] Senpai**
Nagatoro!
**[12:25] Senpai**
Th-This way.
**[12:44] Nagatoro**
What's this about, Senpai?
**[12:46] Senpai**
I-I'm pretty sure it's that way.
**[12:49] Nagatoro**
What are you doing,
taking me somewhere so quiet?
**[12:53] Nagatoro**
What are you going to do?
**[12:55] Senpai**
Here.
**[12:56] Nagatoro**
Well? Well?
**[13:08] Senpai**
I just remembered watching the
fireworks from here as a kid.
**[13:22] Nagatoro**
Hm...
**[13:26] Nagatoro**
I don't know, though, Senpai.
**[13:28] Nagatoro**
Is it really a good idea to drag a girl
into the darkness on a date?
**[13:34] Senpai**
Th-The darkness?!
**[13:36] Nagatoro**
Most people would be alarmed.
**[13:39] Senpai**
Th-That wasn't my intent.
**[13:42] Nagatoro**
You dragged me by force, too.
**[13:47] Nagatoro**
Were you about to do something sleazy?
**[13:50] Nagatoro**
Sleazy! Sleazy!
**[13:51] Nagatoro**
You're so sleazy for a virgin!
**[13:54] Nagatoro**
Sleazy! Sleazy!
**[13:56] Senpai**
* Here we go with Nagatoro's*
* virgin shaming again.*
**[13:58] Nagatoro**
Sleazy!
**[14:00] Senpai**
*Actually, though...*
**[14:00] Nagatoro**
Sleazy! Sleazy!
**[14:02] Senpai**
*I know she can be a bit shy at times, too.*
**[14:04] Nagatoro**
Sleazy!
**[14:13] Senpai**
Something sleazy? Like what?
**[14:17] Nagatoro**
S-Something sleazy, as in...
something sleazy.
**[14:21] Senpai**
Details.
**[14:23] Nagatoro**
You know what I'm talking about.
**[14:26] Senpai**
No, I don't.
**[14:28] Senpai**
Give me more specifics.
**[14:30] Nagatoro**
Like...
**[14:31] Senpai**
Specifics. In exact terms.
**[14:33] Nagatoro**
What?!
**[14:38] Nagatoro**
Like throwing your arms around me by force.
**[14:43] Nagatoro**
And...
**[14:44] Nagatoro**
K-Kissing me and stuff.
**[14:49] Nagatoro**
That wasn't what you were
trying to do, was it?
**[14:53] Senpai**
I'm not!
**[14:54] Nagatoro**
Yeah, you never had a chance.
**[14:59] Nagatoro**
There's no way a virgin
like you could force a kiss.
**[15:03] Senpai**
A-And you can?
**[15:07] Nagatoro**
Sure, I can.
**[15:34] Nagatoro**
Look, it's another big one.
**[15:38] Senpai**
You're right. It's big.
**[15:47] Nagatoro**
Man, I wish I could have worn
my yukata to the festival.
**[15:53] Senpai**
Y-Yeah.
**[16:00] Nagatoro**
Senpai!
**[16:06] (Flashback) Nagatoro**
If there's somewhere you
want to go with someone,
**[16:09] (Flashback) ---**
you could always try asking them.
**[16:16] Senpai**
L-Let's...
**[16:20] Senpai**
c-come back next year, I guess.
**[16:27] Nagatoro**
You're right.
**[16:28] Nagatoro**
You'd better wear your yukata, too, Senpai.
**[16:31] Senpai**
G-Guys don't wear yukatas.
**[16:34] Nagatoro**
Sure they do.
**[16:35] Nagatoro**
I know, why don't we wear matching yukatas?
**[16:39] Senpai**
Matching yukatas?!
**[16:47] Nagatoro**
I'm kidding.
**[16:48] Nagatoro**
Who would ever wear
matching yukatas with you?
**[16:50] Nagatoro**
That's so gross!
**[16:51] Nagatoro**
No way!
***SIGN*** Let's Go Home, Senpai
**[17:01] Senpai**
The first day of new term was painful.
**[17:05] Senpai**
I guess I'll go home and play *Bragon Quest*.
**[17:09] Gamo**
Again?!
**[17:10] Nagatoro**
Didn't you get asked out last week, too?
**[17:12] Senpai**
*That voice!*
**[17:14] Sakura**
I did, but...
**[17:16] Gamo**
So, who was it?
**[17:19] Yoshi**
Who was it?
**[17:20] Sakura**
Hoshino-kun from Class 3.
**[17:24] Nagatoro**
Isn't he Aoi-chan's boyfriend?
**[17:25] Senpai**
It's the Nagatoro family.
**[17:28] Gamo**
That's hilarious.
**[17:28] Senpai**
*I don't think I could go near that.*
**[17:29] Yoshi**
Hilarious!
**[17:31] Senpai**
*Her group of friends is even bigger now.*
**[17:38] Senpai**
*She's been around me a lot lately...*
**[17:44] Senpai**
*but we live in totally different worlds.*
**[17:47] Senpai**
*It's like...*
**[17:52] Senpai**
*A mole living in a dark hole...*
**[17:56] Senpai**
*happened to pop up*
**[18:04] ---**
*in the midst of a gathering of jaguars.*
**[18:09] Guy 1**
Hey.
**[18:11] Guy 2**
'Sup?
**[18:12] Guy 2**
'Sup?
**[18:15] Guy 1**
Damn, I'm so tired.
**[18:18] Sakura**
Sheesh, are you trying
to gain sympathy already?
**[18:21] Guy 2**
Seriously, though, we get worked so hard.
**[18:24] Nagatoro**
You guys aren't even showing up
to your club meetings.
**[18:27] Gamo**
The club president was about to snap.
**[18:29] Guy 2**
Damn, that president's scary.
**[18:32] Guy 1**
No, thanks.
**[18:35] Senpai**
*They're fitting in.*
**[18:37] Senpai**
*They hang out so effortlessly with girls.*
**[18:41] Senpai**
* I think that's the kind*
* of guy you need to be.*
**[18:44] Guy 1**
So anyway, Hayacchi, wanna go hang?
**[18:49] Nagatoro**
I think I'll pass.
**[18:51] Guy 1**
Come on. I'll make it really fun.
**[18:54] Guy 2**
Want me to come along if you
don't want to go one-on-one?
**[18:57] Guy 2**
We'll make it a double date.
**[18:58] Guy 2**
Wanna join, Yoshi?
**[19:01] Sakura**
Me! I wouldn't mind going.
**[19:06] Guy 1**
Sweet, it's settled.
**[19:12] Nagatoro**
No, I'm not going.
**[19:14] Guy 1**
Come on. We're just
sitting around blabbing.
**[19:17] Guy 1**
Let's go.
**[19:19] Guy 2**
Let's go.
**[19:21] Guy 2**
We can decide where to go
once we're at the station.
**[19:26] Guy 1**
Huh? Who's that?
**[19:28] Guy 1**
Creeper?
**[19:28] Senpai**
*Oh, no!*
**[19:30] Guy 2**
Who's that dude?
**[19:33] Gamo**
Hey, it's Paisen. 'Sup?
**[19:35] Yoshi**
Yo.
**[19:37] Gamo**
What are you doing over there?
**[19:40] Gamo**
Come on over.
**[19:41] Guy 1**
What? You know that kid?
**[19:46] Guy 2**
What do you want?
**[19:50] Senpai**
N-No...
**[19:54] ---**
I-I, uh...
**[19:58] Senpai**
Let...
**[19:59] Guy 2**
Let...?
**[20:01] Senpai**
Let...
**[20:04] Senpai**
Let...
**[20:07] Senpai**
Let's go.
**[20:11] Guy 1**
What?
**[20:12] Senpai**
*Wh-What the hell am I saying?*
**[20:14] Guy 2**
Come again? I couldn't hear you.
**[20:17] Guy 1**
Yes, sir, let's hear that again.
**[20:19] Guy 1**
Louder this time.
**[20:23] Nagatoro**
Let's go home, Senpai.
**[20:29] Nagatoro**
Bye.
**[20:32] Nagatoro**
Let's go, Senpai.
**[20:33] Senpai**
Y-Yeah.
**[20:36] Gamo**
All right. Let's go.
**[20:38] Yoshi**
Huh? Okay.
**[20:40] Sakura**
What? Wait up!
**[20:47] Sakura**
Are you sure about just leaving them behind?
**[20:49] Gamo**
Why not? They're annoying.
**[20:51] Yoshi**
A-Annoying!
**[20:53] Gamo**
I didn't expect that from
you, though, Paisen.
**[20:56] Yoshi**
Paisen!
**[20:58] Senpai**
Huh? What?
**[21:01] Sakura**
I remember now!
**[21:02] Sakura**
You're the manga senpai!
**[21:04] Nagatoro**
Yeah.
**[21:05] Nagatoro**
He draws really pervy manga.
**[21:09] Sakura**
Ew!
**[21:11] Senpai**
I draw m-manga sometimes,
but it's not hentai or anything.
**[21:16] Nagatoro**
You don't need to lie,
Hentai Manga Sensei.
**[21:20] Gamo**
That's so gross, Hentai Manga Sensei.
**[21:23] Yoshi**
Totally gross.
**[21:24] Sakura**
You have such a weird vibe.
**[21:27] Nagatoro**
Right?
**[21:28] Nagatoro**
Hentai manga aura.
**[21:29] Nagatoro**
It's oozing out of this puffball here.
**[21:32] Senpai**
Stop it!
**[21:34] Yoshi**
Puffball!
**[21:35] Gamo**
He's going to put you into
a hentai manga, Sakura.
**[21:39] Sakura**
Oh, no!
**[21:40] Nagatoro**
Look out for the hentai manga vibes.
**[21:43] Gamo**
Hilarious.
**[21:45] Senpai**
*I really don't fit in here.*
**[21:45] Yoshi**
Hilarious.
**[23:25] Nagatoro**
Points of improvement for today.
**[23:27] Nagatoro**
Why didn't you invite me
to the festival, Senpai?
**[23:30] Gamo**
You were actually dying to go, weren't you?
**[23:31] Senpai**
Th-That's not true.
**[23:32] Nagatoro**
It's not really manly, just waiting
for something good to happen.
**[23:34] Senpai**
B-But...
**[23:36] Nagatoro**
But?
**[23:37] Senpai**
I'm glad I got to go w-with you.
**[23:39] Nagatoro**
E-Ew!
# E8 - That Might Actually Be Fun, Senpai♥ / Let's Play Rock-Paper-Scissors, Senpai!!
Source: [Crunchyroll](https://www.crunchyroll.com/watch/GD9UV2V53/that-might-actually-be-fun-senpai--lets-play-rock-paper-scissors-senpai)
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**[00:03] Nagatoro**
Yeesh.
**[00:04] Nagatoro**
Your arms are so thin.
**[00:06] Nagatoro**
No wonder you get shoved
around by girls, Senpai.
**[00:11] Senpai**
Shut up.
**[00:14] Senpai**
I know I'm a flimsy bean sprout.
**[00:18] Nagatoro**
Look at Senpai,
feeling sorry for himself. Gross!
**[00:22] Nagatoro**
Don't be so down, though.
**[00:26] Nagatoro**
Let's do some muscle training!
**[00:29] Senpai**
Really?
**[00:32] Nagatoro**
Keep it up for a few months,
**[00:34] ---**
and you might go from
Bean Sprout Senpai to Daikon Senpai.
**[00:38] Nagatoro**
Let's do it! Muscle training!
**[00:40] Senpai**
No.
**[00:40] Senpai**
Too much work.
**[00:43] Senpai**
You'd have to put up with a lot of pain,
**[00:45] ---**
doing push-ups and sit-ups and stuff.
**[00:49] Senpai**
That's too much work.
**[00:52] Nagatoro**
Man, you're such a loser, Senpai.
**[00:56] Senpai**
I wouldn't mind doing it if there's training
you can do without moving, though.
**[01:02] Nagatoro**
There is.
**[01:07] Nagatoro**
First, get on all fours.
**[01:09] Senpai**
What?
**[01:13] Nagatoro**
On all fours.
**[01:18] Nagatoro**
On all fours.
**[01:21] Senpai**
Fine! Fine!
**[01:26] Senpai**
Well? What now?
**[01:31] Senpai**
H-Hey!
**[01:35] Senpai**
Wh-What are you doing?!
**[01:38] Nagatoro**
Strength training that
doesn't require you to move.
**[01:42] Nagatoro**
All you have to do is hold
still in this position.
**[01:46] Nagatoro**
This isn't too much work, is it?
**[01:48] Senpai**
I'm pretty sure this isn't a thing.
**[01:53] Nagatoro**
It's my original regimen.
**[01:56] Nagatoro**
It should really work your triceps.
**[02:00] Nagatoro**
Let's keep at it for ten minutes or so.
**[02:10] Nagatoro**
Your arms are already trembling.
**[02:12] Nagatoro**
You've gotta hold on for at least five minutes.
**[02:16] Senpai**
I-I can't!
**[02:18] Senpai**
My arms!
**[02:20] Nagatoro**
Senpai, you're so pitiful.
**[02:22] Nagatoro**
I'll pull you along.
**[02:25] Nagatoro**
Go!
**[02:26] Nagatoro**
Keep it up! Keep it up! Senpai!
**[02:29] Nagatoro**
Keep it up! Keep it up! Senpai!
**[02:31] Nagatoro**
Keep it up! Keep it up! Senpai!
**[02:34] Nagatoro**
Keep it up! Keep it up! Senpa...
**[02:38] Nagatoro**
...i...
***SIGN*** DON'T TOY WITH ME,
***SIGN*** DON'T TOY WITH ME,
***SIGN*** DON'T TOY WITH ME,
***SIGN*** DON'T TOY WITH ME,
***SIGN*** MISS NAGATORO
***SIGN*** MISS NAGATORO
***SIGN*** MISS NAGATORO
***SIGN*** MISS NAGATORO
***SIGN*** DON'T TOY WITH ME, MISS NAGATORO
***SIGN*** DON'T TOY WITH ME, MISS NAGATORO
***SIGN*** DON'T TOY WITH ME, MISS NAGATORO
***SIGN*** That Might Actually Be Fun, Senpai♥
**[04:29] Senpai**
*I can't.*
**[04:30] Senpai**
*I'm so sleepy.*
***SIGN*** Gunpyou Yagura
**[04:32] Senpai**
* The game that came out just*
* last week was so good,*
**[04:36] ---**
* I skipped studying for the tests*
* and gamed day in and day out.*
**[04:40] Nagatoro**
Senpai.
**[04:41] Nagatoro**
Senpai.
**[04:42] Nagatoro**
Senpai!
**[04:44] Nagatoro**
Are you studying properly?
**[04:47] Senpai**
Huh? What?
**[04:49] Nagatoro**
The midterms are coming up in four days.
**[04:54] Senpai**
I-I think I'll be all right.
**[04:57] Senpai**
I feel pretty good about it.
**[05:01] Nagatoro**
Something's fishy.
**[05:03] Nagatoro**
You've been gaming or something, haven't you?
**[05:08] Nagatoro**
Senpai, the fool who got hooked
on a game right before exams.
**[05:14] Nagatoro**
As a result...
**[05:16] Nagatoro**
He fails!
**[05:18] Nagatoro**
And he does that every
time there are exams...
**[05:22] Nagatoro**
And he has to repeat the grade!
**[05:25] Senpai**
No way.
**[05:26] Senpai**
I'd never have to repeat the grade.
**[05:29] Nagatoro**
Are you okay with this?
**[05:31] Nagatoro**
Are you okay with repeating?
**[05:33] Nagatoro**
Are you?
**[05:35] Nagatoro**
Are you okay with repeating?
**[05:37] Nagatoro**
Hey, Senpai.
**[05:38] Nagatoro**
Hey, hey.
**[05:40] Senpai**
Wh-Whatever.
**[05:41] Senpai**
I wouldn't mind if that happened.
**[05:44] Senpai**
It'd just mean I have
another year of club work.
**[05:47] Senpai**
Repeating might be okay.
**[05:51] Nagatoro**
Don't you get it, Senpai?
**[05:53] Nagatoro**
If you repeat the grade...
**[05:57] Nagatoro**
when spring rolls around for
your repeated second-year...
**[06:08] Nagatoro**
we'll be in the same class.
**[06:13] Nagatoro**
'Sup?
**[06:15] Nagatoro**
We're going to be in the
same class this year,
**[06:17] Nagatoro**
Ex-Senpai.
**[06:21] Nagatoro**
For example, in English class...
**[06:26] Nagatoro**
You forgot your textbook again?
**[06:29] Nagatoro**
What do we do with you, Ex-Senpai?
**[06:32] Nagatoro**
Here, I'll share mine.
**[06:34] Nagatoro**
Move your desk over.
**[06:37] Nagatoro**
And in phys ed...
**[06:42] Nagatoro**
You're a lap behind!
**[06:44] Nagatoro**
Aren't you sad, being left in the
dust by a former underclassman?
**[06:47] Nagatoro**
Come on, Ex-Senpai!
**[06:51] Nagatoro**
And after school...
**[06:54] Nagatoro**
I can't figure this part out.
**[06:58] Nagatoro**
Huh?
**[06:59] Nagatoro**
You can't, either, Ex-Senpai?
**[07:01] Nagatoro**
Isn't this your second time?
**[07:03] Nagatoro**
Get a grip, Ex-Senpai.
**[07:08] Nagatoro**
That's hilarious.
**[07:11] Nagatoro**
It might actually be fun, Ex-Senpai.
**[07:18] Senpai**
Yeah, it won't be boring,
at least, with you around.
**[07:29] Nagatoro**
What was that creepy comment just now?!
**[07:31] Nagatoro**
I'm obviously kidding!
**[07:34] Nagatoro**
Why would I want to see your
gross face every morning?
**[07:37] Nagatoro**
That's too much grossness to handle.
**[07:39] Nagatoro**
Gross! Gross!
**[07:39] Senpai**
I don't want to repeat, either.
**[07:41] Nagatoro**
Gross! Gross! Gross!
**[07:42] Nagatoro**
Yeah, yeah, so get studying!
**[07:45] Nagatoro**
Gross! Gross!
**[07:46] Nagatoro**
Gross! Gross!
**[07:47] Nagatoro**
Gross! Gross! Gross!
**[07:58] Nagatoro**
And so, Senpai has started
studying like crazy.
**[08:02] Gamo**
Paisen's so desperate.
**[08:04] Yoshi**
Desperate!
**[08:06] Gamo**
You know, though, it'd be fun
to see Paisen in our year.
**[08:10] Nagatoro**
Right?
**[08:11] Yoshi**
Double time?
**[08:12] Senpai**
That's not going to happen.
**[08:14] Nagatoro**
And they say that what happens
twice happens a third time, so...
**[08:18] Nagatoro**
Paisen would repeat twice.
**[08:20] Nagatoro**
He could.
**[08:21] Yoshi**
Triple?!
**[08:23] Senpai**
No way!
**[08:25] Gamo**
If you had to do it three times...
**[08:28] Gamo**
That would make us your senpai, Paisen.
***SIGN*** Upperclassmen
**[08:43] Nagatoro**
Come on, Ex-Senpai! Massage me.
**[08:46] Senpai**
Yes, ma'am.
**[08:47] Nagatoro**
My muscles are aching from club work.
**[08:50] Gamo**
Oi, over here.
**[08:52] ---**
Y-Yes, ma'am!
**[08:54] Gamo**
They're stiff, aren't they?
**[08:55] Gamo**
Don't half-ass it.
**[08:57] Senpai**
Yes, ma'am.
**[08:58] Yoshi**
Me, too!
**[08:59] Senpai**
Yes, ma'am.
**[09:00] Yoshi**
That's the spot.
**[09:02] Yoshi**
Touch me in the wrong spot,
and I'll punch you.
**[09:04] Senpai**
Yes, ma'am.
**[09:05] Nagatoro**
Ex-Senpai, buy me an red bean bun.
**[09:09] Gamo**
Buy me those mushroom snacks.
**[09:12] Yoshi**
Buy me those crunchy panda snacks.
**[09:15] Nagatoro**
Be back in three minutes.
**[09:17] Senpai**
Yes, ma'am!
**[09:17] Gamo**
You're paying for them
if you're even a second late.
**[09:19] Yoshi**
You're paying!
***SIGN*** Bamboo Sprouts
***SIGN*** (chocolate snack)
***SIGN*** m 0 0 l 0 -20 l 40 -20 b 44 -20 45 -18 45 -15 l 45 -5 b 45 -2 44 0 40 0
***SIGN*** Roombas
***SIGN*** ate snack
***SIGN*** m 0 0 l 0 -20 l 40 -20 b 44 -20 45 -18 45 -15 l 45 -5 b 45 -2 44 0 40 0
***SIGN*** Roombas
***SIGN*** ate snack
***SIGN*** m 0 0 l 0 -20 l 40 -20 b 44 -20 45 -18 45 -15 l 45 -5 b 45 -2 44 0 40 0
***SIGN*** Koala
***SIGN*** Chocol
***SIGN*** Chunky red bean
**[09:27] Nagatoro**
Why would you buy chunky red bean?!
**[09:29] Nagatoro**
I obviously want my red bean buns smooth!
**[09:34] Gamo**
I said *mushrooms!*
**[09:36] Gamo**
Why'd you go and buy bamboo sprouts?!
**[09:38] Yoshi**
Pandas!
**[09:40] Yoshi**
Not koalas!
**[09:45] Yoshi**
Yum.
**[09:53] Gamo**
Oh, man!
**[09:56] Senpai**
*I should study.*
**[09:58] Sakura**
Senpai-kun.
**[10:02] Sakura**
You don't have to worry.
***SIGN*** English
**[10:05] Sakura**
We're all doing make-up exams,
except Toro-chan.
**[10:10] Sakura**
We might be more likely
to repeat than you.
**[10:17] Sakura**
Later.
**[10:19] Senpai**
Guys, stop worrying about me and go study.
**[10:23] Nagatoro**
I don't have make-up exams.
**[10:29] Gamo**
Help us study, Paisen.
**[10:31] Yoshi**
Help us.
***SIGN*** English
***SIGN*** Contemporary Literature
**[10:40] Nagatoro**
You did pretty well.
**[10:43] Senpai**
I worked hard.
**[10:45] Nagatoro**
Are you *that* much against
becoming my classmate?
***SIGN*** DON'T TOY WITH ME, MISS NAGATORO
***SIGN*** Let's
get
boba.
***SIGN***
Boba.
***SIGN***
Boba.
***SIGN***
Boba.
***SIGN***
Boba?
***SIGN*** DON'T TOY WITH ME, MISS NAGATORO
***SIGN*** Baby boba!
***SIGN*** B
o
b
a
!
**[11:01] Nagatoro**
Gross, gross, gross.
**[11:03] Nagatoro**
Gross, gross, gross.
***SIGN*** Let's Play Rock-Paper-Scissors, Senpai ! !
**[11:05] Nagatoro**
Gross, gross, gross.
**[11:07] Nagatoro**
Gross, gross, gross.
**[11:07] Gamo-chan**
We can't have Hayacchi seeing you like this.
**[11:09] Nagatoro**
Gross, gross, gross.
**[11:11] Senpai**
H-Hey, wait!
**[11:13] Gamo-chan**
It's fine. You want to
feel better, don't you?
**[11:18] Gamo-chan**
You always do this on
your own, don't you?
**[11:20] Yosshi**
Yeah!
**[11:22] Senpai**
B-But having someone else do it
for me s-seems a bit scary...
**[11:27] Gamo-chan**
Don't worry. She'll be gentle.
**[11:31] Yosshi**
Gentle!
**[11:32] Sakura**
Okay, you're going to feel a touch.
**[11:35] Senpai**
H-Hey, wait...
**[11:37] Gamo-chan**
Stay still, Paisen.
**[11:39] Senpai**
Wai—
**[11:42] Sakura**
Come on. Stop squirming.
I'm trying to be gentle.
**[11:47] Senpai**
B-But...
**[11:51] Gamo-chan**
Just shut up and let yourself go, Paisen.
**[11:54] Yosshi**
Body and soul!
**[11:56] Sakura**
Aw, you moved so much that
my hand's in a weird position.
**[12:01] Senpai**
B-But if you hold it like that...
**[12:03] Gamo-chan**
Quit resisting!
**[12:05] Senpai**
B-But any more and I'm going to...
**[12:07] Sakura**
Don't worry. You'll feel so much
better when you get it all out.
**[12:11] Senpai**
B-But wait, no...
**[12:14] Senpai**
Stop!
**[12:31] Gamo-chan**
H-Hey, we were just...
**[12:34] Sakura**
We just thought we'd help
him pull out this splinter.
**[13:04] Nagatoro**
You're nice, aren't you, Senpai?
**[13:07] Senpai**
Wh-What brought that up?
**[13:10] Nagatoro**
You don't mind carrying a cute girl's stuff,
**[13:12] ---**
even if it's not that heavy.
**[13:16] Senpai**
I-I was just passing by, and she asked me.
**[13:21] (Flashback) Sakura**
Here.
**[13:21] Senpai**
The stacked ones looked pretty heavy.
**[13:25] Senpai**
Who wouldn't help carry stuff?
**[13:29] Nagatoro**
Okay...
**[13:30] Nagatoro**
Carry mine, too, then.
**[13:32] Senpai**
Why would you say that?
**[13:36] Nagatoro**
Fine.
**[13:38] Nagatoro**
Let's play rock-paper-scissors, then.
**[13:40] Senpai**
Wha?
**[13:41] Nagatoro**
The loser has to carry the winner's bag.
**[13:44] Nagatoro**
Up to the three-way ahead.
**[13:46] Senpai**
What are we, in elementary school?
**[13:48] Nagatoro**
Start with rock.
**[13:50] Nagatoro**
Rock, paper, scissors...
**[13:51] Senpai**
Wait...
**[13:52] Nagatoro**
Shoot!
**[14:11] Senpai**
*She did this to herself.*
**[14:14] Senpai**
*I haven't done anything wrong.*
**[14:18] Senpai**
*Yet I can't help but feel guilty.*
**[14:20] Nagatoro**
It must be pretty easy for you,
**[14:23] ---**
having a younger girl carry your stuff home.
**[14:27] Senpai**
We can switch if you're getting tired.
**[14:30] Nagatoro**
It's fine.
**[14:31] Nagatoro**
This is what I get for losing.
**[14:39] Nagatoro**
Next, we're going up to the four-way.
**[14:41] Senpai**
W-We're still doing this?
**[14:46] Senpai**
* I have a feeling I'll be*
* in trouble if I win twice.*
**[14:50] Nagatoro**
Start with rock.
**[14:52] Nagatoro**
Rock... Paper... Scissors...
**[14:58] Nagatoro**
Shoot!
**[15:16] Nagatoro**
I win!
**[15:20] Senpai**
*I guess I'm trying to be considerate.*
**[15:26] Nagatoro**
Man, this is so easy.
**[15:29] Senpai**
Heavy.
**[15:31] Nagatoro**
This is perfect for you, though, isn't it?
**[15:35] Senpai**
How?
**[15:36] Nagatoro**
You know how it is in manga and stuff...
**[15:39] Nagatoro**
You're always carrying
heavy stuff around, and...
**[15:44] Nagatoro**
Time to show you my true potential.
**[15:50] Nagatoro**
Now...
**[15:58] Nagatoro**
I can fight at full strength!
**[16:05] Nagatoro**
You know how they get really strong?
**[16:10] Senpai**
Who are you fighting?!
**[16:17] Nagatoro**
This is our last one.
**[16:19] Senpai**
*No more being considerate!*
**[16:21] Nagatoro**
Start with rock.
**[16:23] Nagatoro**
Rock, paper, scissors...
**[16:25] Nagatoro**
Scissors!
**[16:26] Nagatoro**
Yay!
**[16:29] Senpai**
All right, then.
**[16:31] Senpai**
Give me your bag.
**[16:32] Nagatoro**
No, don't worry about my bag.
**[16:35] Nagatoro**
Instead...
**[16:37] Nagatoro**
I'm your luggage.
**[16:40] Senpai**
What are you doing?!
**[16:42] Senpai**
What if someone sees us?
**[16:44] Nagatoro**
It's all right.
**[16:46] Nagatoro**
There aren't that many people around here.
**[16:49] Senpai**
B-But...
**[16:50] Nagatoro**
Come on. Let's go!
**[17:01] Nagatoro**
Senpai, you're beet red.
**[17:05] Nagatoro**
Have you never carried a girl before?
**[17:09] Senpai**
G-Gee, who knows?
**[17:12] Nagatoro**
"Gee, who knows?"
**[17:15] Nagatoro**
Hear that?!
**[17:17] Nagatoro**
Of course you haven't!
**[17:19] Nagatoro**
Look at you, trying to look cool!
**[17:20] Nagatoro**
Gross! Gross! Gross!
**[17:22] Senpai**
Hey! hold still!
**[17:24] Nagatoro**
Okay.
**[17:31] Senpai**
*So heavy...*
**[17:33] Senpai**
*I mean...*
**[17:36] Senpai**
*Considering everything that's on me...*
**[17:39] Senpai**
*Worse than that, though...*
**[17:46] Senpai**
*Crap...*
**[17:47] Senpai**
*I'm going to drop her!*
**[17:59] Senpai**
U-Uh... Sorry...
**[18:01] Nagatoro**
I'm going this way.
**[18:11] Senpai**
*Did I upset her?*
***SIGN*** I'm gaming
What kinda game?
A dating sim?
It's a fighting game!
You're so creepy, Senpai
I'm going to bed
See you tomorrow, Senpai
Thanks for holding my stuff
***SIGN*** You're so creepy, Senpai
I'm going to bed
See you tomorrow, Senpai
Thanks for holding my stuff
What are you up to right now?
***SIGN*** See you tomorrow, Senpai
Thanks for holding my stuff
What are you up to right now?
Are you all by yourself, doing nasty things?
***SIGN*** Thanks for holding my stuff
What are you up to right now?
Are you all by yourself, doing nasty things?
Nasty!
**[18:50] phone**
*Nasty!*
**[18:54] Senpai**
*I'm doing my homework.*
**[18:56] Nagatoro**
*Yeah? Okay, pop quiz time.*
***SIGN*** I'm doing homework.
Yeah? Okay, pop quiz time.
What am I doing right now?
**[19:00] Nagatoro**
*What am I doing right now?*
**[19:06] Senpai**
*Watching TV or something?*
***SIGN*** Yeah? Okay, pop quiz time.
What am I doing right now?
Watching TV or something?
Wrong
**[19:10] Nagatoro**
*Wrong.*
***SIGN*** Nagatoro
**[19:20] Nagatoro**
The answer is...
**[19:23] Nagatoro**
Taking a bath!
**[19:31] Nagatoro**
You freak out so much.
**[19:35] Senpai**
I-I-I-I'm n-not f-f-freaking out!
**[19:38] Nagatoro**
*Lies.*
**[19:40] Nagatoro**
*Your voice was totally freaked out.*
**[19:42] Nagatoro**
*Was that too much for a virgin like you?*
**[19:48] Senpai**
I-It wasn't too much of anything!
**[19:51] Senpai**
I only hear your voice.
**[19:52] Nagatoro**
You probably have a really
strong imagination.
**[19:55] Nagatoro**
I bet you see me naked
in your head right now.
**[19:59] Senpai**
I don't see anything!
**[20:02] Senpai**
I'm busy studying right now.
**[20:05] Nagatoro**
Oh, no!
**[20:06] Nagatoro**
Senpai's defiling me in his mind.
**[20:10] Senpai**
*I'm not doing that!*
**[20:12] Nagatoro**
Senpai, you pervert!
**[20:16] Senpai**
I'm not a pervert!
**[20:18] Nagatoro**
*Mega-perv, then!*
**[20:20] Senpai**
*Stay calm.*
**[20:21] Senpai**
*Stay calm, stay calm.*
**[20:24] Senpai**
*Stay calm.*
**[20:25] Senpai**
*Don't let Nagatoro take control.*
**[20:35] Senpai**
*She turned on her camera?!*
**[20:42] Nagatoro**
You're freaking out too much, Senpai.
**[20:44] Nagatoro**
Did you see me naked with your
overwhelming power of imagination?
**[20:49] Senpai**
*I-I saw...*
**[20:50] Senpai**
*Y-You're on v-video!*
**[21:15] Senpai**
A-All I saw was from your shoulders up.
**[21:20] Senpai**
I didn't see anything else,
so it's okay, I guess...
**[21:23] Senpai**
I guess it's not really for me to
decide if it was okay or not...
**[21:29] Senpai**
*S-Sorry.*
**[21:31] Nagatoro**
Y-You don't need to apologize.
**[21:34] Nagatoro**
It wasn't a big deal for me.
**[23:25] Nagatoro**
Points of improvement for today.
**[23:27] Nagatoro**
Too bad you didn't get to
have Sakura do it for you.
**[23:29] Senpai**
It was just a splinter.
**[23:31] Nagatoro**
You were making some really
nasty voices, though.
**[23:34] Senpai**
I was glad I had you do it, though.
**[23:37] Nagatoro**
Nasty!
**[23:38] Senpai**
The splinter, I mean!
# E9 - Senpai's Such a Closet Perv!! / There's No Way Creepy Senpai Could Go on a Proper Date!!
Source: [Crunchyroll](https://www.crunchyroll.com/watch/GQJUGEGK5/senpais-such-a-closet-perv--theres-no-way-creepy-senpai-could-go-on-a-proper-date)
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**[00:07] Senpai**
What are you doing?
**[00:11] Nagatoro**
Shadow boxing.
**[00:17] Nagatoro**
I've been hooked on boxing ever
since you lent me that Ippo show.
**[00:23] Senpai**
*I probably shouldn't have showed her that.*
**[00:29] Nagatoro**
Senpai...
**[00:33] Nagatoro**
Be my sparring partner!
**[00:37] Senpai**
I-I can't box!
**[00:40] Nagatoro**
It's fine!
**[00:42] Nagatoro**
You just have to stand there.
**[00:45] Senpai**
Like a punching bag?!
**[00:52] Senpai**
Boxers aren't supposed to
hit anyone outside the ring.
**[00:55] Nagatoro**
I know that.
**[00:57] Nagatoro**
I'll stop right before I hit you.
**[00:59] Nagatoro**
Like this!
**[01:04] Nagatoro**
Come on. You can hit me back.
**[01:08] Senpai**
What am I supposed to do?!
**[01:11] Nagatoro**
Come on, come on!
**[01:12] Nagatoro**
Senpai!
**[01:14] Nagatoro**
H-Hey! You're h-hitting me!
**[01:30] Senpai**
S-Sorry!
**[01:36] Senpai**
*Sh-She's going to beat me to death.*
**[01:45] Nagatoro**
Of course you would put me in a
clinch right off the bat, Senpai.
**[01:51] Nagatoro**
So that happened.
**[01:54] Nagatoro**
Who does he think he is,
putting me in a clinch?
**[01:56] Nagatoro**
It's so creepy, it's hilarious.
**[01:58] Yoshi**
Clinch!
**[02:00] Sakura**
So skeevy.
**[02:02] Gamo**
Huh?
**[02:03] Gamo**
The clinch is a perfectly
fine fighting technique.
**[02:06] Nagatoro**
Still, it's pervy.
**[02:08] Yoshi**
I want to give him the clinch, too!
**[02:12] Sakura**
I don't know about clinching...
**[02:17] Sakura**
but I might want to try pinning him.
**[02:20] Yoshi**
I give! I give!
**[02:22] Nagatoro**
Pinning isn't a thing in boxing.
**[02:26] Sakura**
Just a little!
**[02:28] Nagatoro**
No!
**[02:29] Gamo**
All right, let's go spar with Paisen.
**[02:33] Yoshi**
Sparring!
**[02:35] Sakura**
Yay!
**[02:36] Nagatoro**
Hold it!
**[02:37] Sakura**
What's wrong?
**[02:46] Nagatoro**
You're not supposed to hit
anyone outside the ring.
**[02:51] Gamo**
Um, what about you?
**[02:56] Nagatoro**
I know how to hold back.
**[02:59] Gamo**
I'll hold back, too.
***SIGN*** Art Room
**[03:12] Nagatoro**
Senpai, run away!
**[03:15] Gamo**
Paisen! Let's spar!
**[03:17] Yoshi**
Clinch!
**[03:18] Sakura**
Pincer!
**[03:19] Senpai**
Wha?!
**[03:20] Nagatoro**
Senpai, I'll take care of this!
**[03:25] Gamo**
Wanna go?
**[03:26] Yoshi**
Go, go!
**[03:29] Senpai**
*She sounds badass, but...*
**[03:32] Senpai**
*I bet this was her fault, wasn't it?*
***SIGN*** DON'T TOY WITH ME,
***SIGN*** DON'T TOY WITH ME,
***SIGN*** DON'T TOY WITH ME,
***SIGN*** DON'T TOY WITH ME,
***SIGN*** MISS NAGATORO
***SIGN*** MISS NAGATORO
***SIGN*** MISS NAGATORO
***SIGN*** MISS NAGATORO
***SIGN*** DON'T TOY WITH ME, MISS NAGATORO
***SIGN*** DON'T TOY WITH ME, MISS NAGATORO
***SIGN*** DON'T TOY WITH ME, MISS NAGATORO
***SIGN*** Senpai's Such a Closet Perv!!
**[05:17] Senpai**
*I'm so tired...*
**[05:18] Senpai**
*I need healing.*
**[05:21] Senpai**
*I need my oasis.*
**[05:24] Senpai**
*I'll go draw in the club room in peace.*
***SIGN*** Art Room
**[05:28] Senpai**
*I'll draw.*
**[05:37] Yoshi**
Seriously?!
**[05:39] Yoshi**
A nude! A nude!
**[05:42] Gamo**
Let me see.
**[05:44] Gamo**
I'm buck naked!
**[05:46] Gamo**
Put some clothes on me.
**[05:47] Yoshi**
But it's art.
**[05:50] Yoshi**
It's Senpai!
**[05:51] Senpai**
*My oasis...*
**[05:53] Gamo**
'Sup?
**[05:53] Senpai**
*is being occupied.*
**[06:01] Senpai**
Why'd you come to my club
room just to make a racket?
**[06:05] Gamo**
Well, we usually hang out
in the dining hall,
**[06:11] ---**
but there's been this annoying
group lately that won't shut up.
**[06:16] (Flashback) Gamo**
Hey, could you keep it down a bit?
**[06:19] (Flashback) Person 1**
Sure, sure.
**[06:20] (Flashback) Person 1**
There.
**[06:21] (Flashback) Person 1**
Bam.
**[06:27] Gamo**
They pretend to listen,
then they go right back to it.
**[06:30] Gamo**
They're so annoying.
**[06:33] Nagatoro**
So we decided to chill here instead.
**[06:37] Senpai**
This is the art room!
**[06:40] Senpai**
I'm surprised, though.
**[06:42] Senpai**
I didn't think you'd back
down without a fight.
**[06:45] Senpai**
I thought you would have
made them shut up.
**[06:51] Nagatoro**
You don't get it, Senpai.
**[06:55] Gamo**
There's a better way to handle
it than doing it directly.
**[06:59] Yoshi**
Yup.
**[07:04] Senpai**
A better way?
**[07:06] Nagatoro**
We sent in a saboteur.
**[07:11] Person 2**
Dude, why wouldn't you save?!
**[07:14] Person 1**
Why would I?
**[07:15] Sakura**
Hey, hey...
**[07:17] Sakura**
What are you guys up to?
**[07:20] Sakura**
Gaming?
**[07:21] Sakura**
Teach me! Teach me!
**[07:25] Sakura**
Wow!
**[07:27] Sakura**
You're too good at teaching.
**[07:30] Person 1**
N-Nah, I'm not, really.
**[07:33] Sakura**
You're so good.
**[07:34] Sakura**
Let's play by ourselves sometime.
**[07:37] Person 2**
Sure, I guess.
**[07:41] Sakura**
You're so awesome.
**[07:42] Sakura**
I think I might fall for you.
**[07:45] Person 3**
Y-Yeah?
**[07:49] Sakura**
Hey, hey, are you in a relationship?
**[07:52] ---**
N-No, I'm not.
**[07:55] Nagatoro**
Give it a week, and the group will implode!
**[08:02] Gamo**
Then we'll be back in the dining hall.
**[08:05] Gamo**
So don't worry, Paisen.
**[08:08] Nagatoro**
Men are pitiful creatures, always at
the mercy of their own horniness.
**[08:12] Yoshi**
So sad!
**[08:14] Senpai**
* I need to make sure I never*
* get on their bad side.*
**[08:17] Gamo**
Senpai doesn't seem horny, though.
**[08:22] Gamo**
He's the very picture of an herbivore.
**[08:25] Yoshi**
A sheep?!
**[08:27] Nagatoro**
Nah.
**[08:29] Nagatoro**
Senpai's horny as hell.
**[08:32] Nagatoro**
He gets all red as soon as you
tease him even just a little.
**[08:37] Senpai**
Wh-What are you...
**[08:39] Nagatoro**
Senpai, want me to kiss you?
**[08:42] Senpai**
Wh-What...
**[08:44] Nagatoro**
Just kidding.
**[08:48] Nagatoro**
See?
**[08:50] Nagatoro**
He's beet red thinking
I was about to kiss him!
**[08:52] Nagatoro**
Senpai's such a closet perv.
**[08:56] Gamo**
Nah, he's just acting
awkward like all virgins do.
**[09:01] Gamo**
He's an herbivore!
**[09:02] Gamo**
He has no libido!
**[09:03] Yoshi**
None!
**[09:04] Nagatoro**
He does, too!
**[09:06] Gamo**
Nope.
**[09:07] Nagatoro**
He does!
**[09:08] Gamo**
Nope.
**[09:09] Nagatoro**
Yes, he does!
**[09:16] Yoshi**
Ow!
**[09:17] Nagatoro**
Want to make a bet, then?
**[09:19] Gamo**
A bet?
**[09:21] Nagatoro**
Senpai is hiding...
**[09:26] Nagatoro**
dirty books in this room!
**[09:28] Senpai**
Huh?!
**[09:29] Nagatoro**
If I find it, I win.
**[09:31] Nagatoro**
The loser has to buy pancakes.
**[09:34] Gamo**
That sounds fun.
**[09:35] Gamo**
Challenge accepted.
**[09:43] Senpai**
Y-You're not going to find any dirty books!
**[09:46] Nagatoro**
That was a suspicious reaction.
***SIGN*** Announcer
**[09:51] Yoshi**
What do you think, commentator Gamo-chan?
**[09:53] Gamo**
He's clean.
**[09:55] Gamo**
Paisen is just acting sus, like usual.
**[09:58] Nagatoro**
No!
**[10:00] Nagatoro**
He's freaking out because
I'm about to find his dirty books!
**[10:03] Yoshi**
What's your take?
**[10:04] Gamo**
No way.
**[10:05] Gamo**
It's not possible.
**[10:07] Nagatoro**
Yes, it is!
**[10:08] Nagatoro**
I'm going to find it!
**[10:10] Senpai**
*I kind of do have a dirty book.*
**[10:16] Senpai**
*It's called* Paraiso Harem*.*
**[10:18] Senpai**
* It's an ongoing series in what's, technically,*
* a young adult magazine, but really...*
**[10:23] Senpai**
*It's basically hentai manga.*
**[10:25] Senpai**
* I just enjoy Yagami Rintarou-sensei's beautiful*
* artwork and the orthodox fantasy plot.*
**[10:32] Senpai**
* I'm definitely not reading*
* it for the sexy stuff.*
**[10:36] Senpai**
*And I keep it...*
**[10:42] ---**
*...in the prep room next door.*
**[10:46] Senpai**
*So there are no dirty books in this room.*
**[10:52] Yoshi**
It's been about fifteen minutes.
**[10:55] Gamo**
She's just wasting time looking for it.
**[10:58] Nagatoro**
I'm sure he has something!
**[11:01] Gamo**
Just admit it.
**[11:03] Gamo**
Paisen's an herbivore.
**[11:06] Yoshi**
Herbivore!
**[11:12] Gamo**
Why don't you give up, already?
**[11:14] Gamo**
Paisen's a sheep.
**[11:16] Yoshi**
Sheep!
**[11:22] Senpai**
Too bad for you, Nagatoro!
**[11:26] Senpai**
You'd never find dirty books here.
**[11:35] Nagatoro**
It's a dirty book!
**[11:38] Nagatoro**
Perv! Creep! Perv! Creep!
**[11:41] Senpai**
Oh, no! Stop it!
**[11:42] Senpai**
Perv! Creep! Perv! Creep!
**[11:45] Senpai**
Perv! Creep! Perv! Creep!
**[11:53] Gamo**
Let's go.
**[11:54] Yoshi**
Let's go.
***SIGN*** DON'T TOY WITH ME, MISS NAGATORO
***SIGN*** DON'T TOY WITH ME, MISS NAGATORO
***SIGN*** There's No Way Creepy Senpai Could Go on a Proper Date!!
**[12:17] Nagatoro**
'Sup, Senpai?
**[12:19] Senpai**
'Sup?
**[12:30] Senpai**
*An earring.*
**[12:32] Nagatoro**
You're drawing lame stuff again.
**[12:40] Nagatoro**
This?
**[12:42] Nagatoro**
What do you think?
**[12:46] Senpai**
I-I think it looks good.
**[12:51] Nagatoro**
Thanks, Senpai.
**[12:53] Nagatoro**
I haven't had anything in lately,
and the pierce started healing.
**[12:57] Nagatoro**
I reopened it with this.
**[13:01] Senpai**
That sounds painful.
**[13:02] Nagatoro**
It's not painful at all.
**[13:04] Nagatoro**
A little prick, maybe.
**[13:11] Senpai**
Wh-What?
**[13:14] Nagatoro**
Want to try getting your
ears pierced too, Senpai?
**[13:18] Nagatoro**
Are you afraid of pain?
**[13:19] Senpai**
No, it's not even about the pain.
**[13:22] Senpai**
It'd be so weird for someone
like me to have an earring!
**[13:33] Senpai**
See?
**[13:34] Nagatoro**
Nah, it wouldn't be weird.
**[13:36] Nagatoro**
You could wear it just when you're
inside, if you're embarrassed.
**[13:41] Nagatoro**
A matching earring.
**[13:48] Senpai**
*Matching earrings.*
**[13:54] Nagatoro**
Well?
**[13:55] Nagatoro**
Don't move. It's dangerous.
**[13:58] Nagatoro**
Don't worry.
**[14:00] Nagatoro**
It's just a little prick...
**[14:04] Senpai**
W-Wait!
**[14:10] Senpai**
She opened a hole.
**[14:14] Senpai**
I've been defiled...
**[14:16] Senpai**
by Nagatoro!
**[14:18] Nagatoro**
Submit!
**[14:25] Senpai**
*Huh?*
**[14:29] Senpai**
*Huh?*
**[14:35] Nagatoro**
I just pinched you!
**[14:39] Nagatoro**
Wait, you seem a bit disappointed, Senpai.
**[14:43] Senpai**
No, not really.
**[14:46] Nagatoro**
Do you really want a piercing?
**[14:48] Senpai**
Ow, ow, ow!
**[14:49] Senpai**
I-I don't!
**[14:58] Sakura**
Senpai-kun, help me.
***SIGN*** Family
***SIGN*** Restaurant
**[15:09] Nagatoro**
A stalker?
**[15:12] Sakura**
Yeah.
**[15:13] Nagatoro**
You were trolling that club,
**[15:15] ---**
and one of them started
following you around like a stalker?
**[15:21] Gamo**
That's bad.
**[15:22] Yoshi**
Yeah, bad.
**[15:27] Sakura**
He's still doing it.
**[15:31] Nagatoro**
Oh, man!
**[15:33] Sakura**
I'm scared!
**[15:36] Gamo**
What do you think, Paisen?
**[15:38] Senpai**
You guys did it to yourselves.
**[15:41] Senpai**
This is what you get for
messing with people's heads.
**[15:45] Gamo**
Look, Paisen made her cry.
**[15:52] Sakura**
Hey...
**[15:54] Sakura**
Senpai-kun, could you do something for me?
**[16:02] Sakura**
Could you pretend to be my boyfriend?
**[16:08] Sakura**
I think he might give up
if he saw us flirting.
**[16:15] Senpai**
Wh-Why should I?
**[16:17] Sakura**
I'm single right now.
**[16:20] Sakura**
You're about the only person
I can ask to do that.
**[16:25] Senpai**
B-But...
**[16:27] Senpai**
P-Pretend to be your boyfriend?
**[16:30] Gamo**
Why not?
**[16:32] Gamo**
Paisen would be harmless.
**[16:34] Yoshi**
Totally harmless!
**[16:36] Nagatoro**
No, he's not.
**[16:38] Nagatoro**
He's *super* harmful.
**[16:42] Nagatoro**
He's like a harmful insect.
**[16:46] Nagatoro**
Let this creepy senpai pretend
to be your boyfriend,
**[16:50] ---**
and forget about losing your stalker...
**[16:52] Nagatoro**
You'll have twice as many!
**[16:54] Sakura**
No!
**[16:56] Sakura**
No!
**[16:59] Sakura**
No!
**[17:02] Senpai**
That's crazy talk!
**[17:04] Senpai**
I'd never do such a thing!
**[17:07] Sakura**
Then could you please
pretend to be my boyfriend?
**[17:18] Senpai**
Sure, I guess.
**[17:33] Senpai**
*I couldn't really say no...*
**[17:36] Senpai**
*But what are you supposed to do on a date?*
**[17:38] Senpai**
*I mean, I guess it's just pretend.*
**[17:40] Senpai**
*We can just wander around.*
**[17:43] Sakura**
Senpai-kun.
**[17:46] Sakura**
Sorry, were you waiting long?
**[17:49] Senpai**
No, not really.
**[17:53] Sakura**
Okay, let's go.
**[17:56] Senpai**
S-Sure.
**[18:06] Sakura**
Senpai-kun, are you nervous?
**[18:09] Senpai**
N-Not really.
**[18:12] Sakura**
Don't worry.
**[18:14] Sakura**
I'll take the lead today.
**[18:17] Senpai**
*The lead?*
**[18:41] Gamo**
Paisen's awkward as hell.
**[18:49] Gamo**
Isn't this the kind of thing you might
see in those anime shows Paisen likes?
**[18:54] Yoshi**
Totally!
**[18:56] Gamo**
For some reason, they have
to pretend to be on a date.
**[19:00] Yoshi**
But...
**[19:02] Gamo**
But the act becomes real,
things start heating up, and...
**[19:09] Yoshi**
And...
**[19:10] Gamo**
What they thought were
fake feelings become...
**[19:13] Gamo**
An actual date!
**[19:15] Yoshi**
A date!
**[19:16] Nagatoro**
There's no way he could
make it a proper date!
**[19:20] Gamo**
Why so mad?
**[19:22] Nagatoro**
I'm not mad!
**[19:25] Sakura**
About that thing I asked you...
**[19:27] Sakura**
Are you sure you're okay with it?
**[19:31] Senpai**
What do you mean?
**[19:37] Sakura**
Isn't there anyone you
want to go on a date with?
**[19:41] Nagatoro**
N-Not really.
**[19:44] Sakura**
Yeah?
**[19:55] Nagatoro**
S-Speaking of which, where's the stalker?
**[19:59] Sakura**
I haven't seen him.
**[20:01] Person 1**
Ow! Ow!
**[20:06] Senpai**
Nagatoro!
**[20:09] Gamo**
When did that happen?!
**[20:12] Person 1**
I'm sorry!
**[20:13] Person 1**
I won't do it anymore!
**[20:14] Person 1**
Forgive me!
**[20:16] Person 1**
I'm sorry! I'm sorry!
**[20:19] Nagatoro**
Now we can end this charade.
**[20:25] Sakura**
Yeah...
**[20:26] Gamo**
What are you doing?!
**[20:27] Yoshi**
You ruined it!
**[20:29] Nagatoro**
It's better to solve the problem
sooner rather than later, right?
**[20:31] Gamo**
But the photo ops!
**[20:33] Yoshi**
The photo ops!
**[20:35] Nagatoro**
What photo ops?!
**[20:36] Person 1**
I'm out!
**[20:37] Person 1**
I'm sorry! I won't do it again!
**[20:43] Gamo**
Okay, let's go home.
**[20:46] Sakura**
Okay!
**[20:50] Nagatoro**
Let's go home, Senpai.
**[20:53] Senpai**
Yeah.
**[20:55] Nagatoro**
Sucks to be you, Senpai.
**[20:57] Nagatoro**
There goes your much-anticipated first date.
**[21:01] Senpai**
I-It's fine.
**[21:02] Senpai**
It was just pretend, anyway.
**[21:05] Senpai**
That's one less thing to worry about.
**[21:07] Nagatoro**
Yeah, right!
**[21:08] Nagatoro**
You were having pervy thoughts, weren't you?
**[21:12] Nagatoro**
Like, you lock arms with her,
**[21:14] ---**
her breast touches you, and if you're lucky,
**[21:19] ---**
you might even lose your virginity.
**[21:22] Senpai**
Wh-Wh-Wh-Wh-What are you talking about?!
**[21:25] Nagatoro**
Pervert!
**[21:26] Nagatoro**
You're such a pervert, Senpai!
**[21:28] Senpai**
Th-That would have never happened!
**[21:30] Nagatoro**
You're not ready for going on dates, are you?
**[21:43] Senpai**
I guess you're right.
**[21:51] Nagatoro**
You're so gross, Senpai.
**[23:26] Sakura**
Points of improvement for today!
**[23:27] Sakura**
Senpai, I heard you cheated
on the dirty book hunt.
**[23:30] Yoshi**
Cheater!
**[23:31] Senpai**
No, I...
**[23:32] Sakura**
Why don't you two go out already?
**[23:35] Sakura**
Let's go home, Yoshi.
**[23:37] Yoshi**
Roger!
**[23:37] Senpai**
Wait, at least toy with me or something!
# E10 - You Seem Pretty Stiff, Senpai / I'll Do It For You, Senpai!!
Source: [Crunchyroll](https://www.crunchyroll.com/watch/G50UZEZ5K/you-seem-pretty-stiff-senpai--ill-do-it-for-you-senpai)
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**[00:03] Senpai**
Wh-What?
**[00:06] Nagatoro**
Want a little treat?
**[00:08] Senpai**
Huh?
**[00:09] Senpai**
Wh-What?
**[00:11] Nagatoro**
I got some really steamy snaps.
**[00:15] Senpai**
S-Snaps?!
**[00:20] Nagatoro**
They're super steamy. Piping hot.
**[00:23] Senpai**
*P-Piping hot?!*
**[00:26] Senpai**
And they're all natural.
**[00:29] Nagatoro**
*A-All natural?!*
**[00:33] Senpai**
I-I can't look at those.
**[00:40] Nagatoro**
Snap-Sizzle-Pop Chicken Bites.
**[00:43] Nagatoro**
What did you think I meant?
**[00:45] Senpai**
I-I wasn't expecting anything.
**[00:47] Nagatoro**
Why are you so red, then?
**[00:50] Nagatoro**
You were expecting something lewd, huh?
**[00:53] Nagatoro**
Weren't you, pervy Senpai?
**[00:56] Nagatoro**
Here. Say, "Ah."
**[01:02] Senpai**
I'll... I'll eat it myself.
**[01:05] Nagatoro**
It's crazy good.
**[01:07] Nagatoro**
Made fresh and steaming hot.
**[01:09] Senpai**
Y-Yeah?
***SIGN*** DON'T TOY WITH ME,
***SIGN*** DON'T TOY WITH ME,
***SIGN*** DON'T TOY WITH ME,
***SIGN*** DON'T TOY WITH ME,
***SIGN*** MISS NAGATORO
***SIGN*** MISS NAGATORO
***SIGN*** MISS NAGATORO
***SIGN*** MISS NAGATORO
***SIGN*** DON'T TOY WITH ME, MISS NAGATORO
***SIGN*** DON'T TOY WITH ME, MISS NAGATORO
***SIGN*** DON'T TOY WITH ME, MISS NAGATORO
***SIGN*** You Seem Pretty Stiff, Senpai
**[02:47] Senpai**
*I hate this.*
**[02:50] Senpai**
*I can't stand marathons.*
**[02:53] Sakura**
The second-years are doing a marathon.
**[02:56] Yoshi**
There's Senpai!
**[02:58] Sakura**
He's way in the lead!
**[03:01] Gamo**
I'm pretty sure he got lapped.
**[03:04] Yoshi**
What's this? Senpai's falling behind!
**[03:13] Nagatoro**
I saw you, Senpai.
**[03:16] Nagatoro**
What was that flimsy running?
**[03:19] Senpai**
Sh-Shut up!
**[03:21] Nagatoro**
I'm embarrassed that you're my senpai.
**[03:24] Senpai**
I can't help it.
**[03:26] Senpai**
I'm bad at running.
**[03:29] Nagatoro**
Sure you can help it.
**[03:31] Nagatoro**
Even you can learn to run if you practice.
**[03:33] Senpai**
No way.
**[03:35] Senpai**
Everyone's got their
strengths and weaknesses.
**[03:38] Senpai**
I'm not good at anything besides drawing.
**[03:43] Nagatoro**
You won't know until you try.
**[03:47] Senpai**
Practicing only helps if
you already have talent.
**[03:53] Senpai**
There's no point if you aren't
cut out for it to begin with.
**[03:55] Nagatoro**
I don't want to hear your groaning!
**[03:58] Nagatoro**
Fine! We're having secret training
sessions starting tomorrow.
**[04:03] Nagatoro**
I'm going to slap that
rotten attitude straight!
**[04:07] Senpai**
Like in a sports anime?!
**[04:08] Nagatoro**
Like in a sports anime!
**[04:14] Senpai**
So sleepy.
**[04:16] Senpai**
*There goes my weekend.*
**[04:18] Senpai**
*Why do I have to run?*
**[04:19] Nagatoro**
Senpai!
**[04:22] Nagatoro**
Good morning!
**[04:30] Senpai**
M-Morning.
**[04:34] Nagatoro**
That was kind of creepy, Senpai.
**[04:37] Senpai**
Hey!
**[04:37] Senpai**
Stop it!
**[04:39] Nagatoro**
Let's go, Senpai.
**[04:43] Nagatoro**
Sports anime time!
**[04:46] Senpai**
This is way too intense.
**[04:52] Senpai**
*My stomach's cramping up.*
**[04:55] Senpai**
* This is the least fitting*
* thing I could be doing.*
**[05:18] Nagatoro**
You're falling behind, Senpai.
**[05:25] Nagatoro**
You wanna go, Senpai?
**[05:27] Nagatoro**
You aren't beating me!
**[05:31] Senpai**
You don't need to race me!
**[05:44] Senpai**
I'm spent.
**[05:45] Nagatoro**
Oh, come on.
**[05:46] Nagatoro**
We're only halfway there.
**[05:48] Senpai**
I'm good.
**[05:50] Senpai**
I don't think this is for me.
**[05:53] Senpai**
You can go ahead.
**[05:56] Nagatoro**
I see.
**[05:59] Nagatoro**
You sure are...
**[06:04] Nagatoro**
a wimp.
***SIGN*** Wimp
**[06:07] Senpai**
*Wimp...*
**[06:08] Nagatoro**
I knew you weren't very gutsy,
but I didn't realize it was this bad.
**[06:12] Nagatoro**
A grade schooler has more guts than you.
**[06:15] Nagatoro**
You have less guts than
a puppy, or even a bug.
**[06:22] Nagatoro**
What's wrong?
**[06:23] Nagatoro**
Feeling insulted?
**[06:25] Nagatoro**
Does being laughed at by a
younger girl make you feel insulted?
**[06:31] Nagatoro**
Come after me if you're that upset!
**[06:36] Nagatoro**
Right, Maggot-senpai?
**[06:40] Senpai**
You didn't...
**[06:42] Senpai**
You didn't have to say it like that!
**[06:50] Nagatoro**
I'll promote you to human
if you can finish the run.
**[06:53] Nagatoro**
Until then, you're Maggot-senpai.
**[06:55] Senpai**
Who are you calling a maggot?!
**[07:01] Senpai**
I made it.
**[07:02] Senpai**
I ran five kilometers.
**[07:06] Nagatoro**
I knew you could do it if you tried.
**[07:08] Nagatoro**
I wouldn't mind taking back "maggot," Senpai.
**[07:12] Senpai**
Why, thank you.
**[07:14] Nagatoro**
Well, then, now that we've ran a ton...
**[07:17] Nagatoro**
It's time to stretch.
**[07:20] Nagatoro**
You have to take your time to
really stretch your muscles.
**[07:24] Nagatoro**
That'll lessen your muscle
fatigue for tomorrow.
**[07:27] Nagatoro**
You do it too, Senpai.
**[07:33] Nagatoro**
You seem pretty stiff, Senpai.
**[07:37] Nagatoro**
Can you even bend forward?
**[07:41] Nagatoro**
Like this.
**[07:47] Nagatoro**
What are you daydreaming about?
**[07:49] Senpai**
N-No...
**[07:50] Nagatoro**
You're doing it, too, Senpai.
**[07:56] Nagatoro**
Oh, jeez.
**[07:58] Nagatoro**
You're way too stiff, Senpai.
**[08:01] Nagatoro**
Sit down for a second, please.
**[08:08] Nagatoro**
I'll help you out.
**[08:11] Senpai**
I-It's fine.
**[08:12] Senpai**
I'll do it myself.
**[08:13] Nagatoro**
It's more efficient when you do it together.
**[08:18] Nagatoro**
All right. Now, stand up.
**[08:20] Nagatoro**
We'll do some side stretches.
**[08:24] Nagatoro**
Here we go!
**[08:26] Senpai**
Ow, ow, ow!
**[08:28] Senpai**
Take it slower!
**[08:31] Nagatoro**
Don't be such a baby!
**[08:35] Senpai**
That hurts!
**[08:49] Yoshi**
Fusion?
***SIGN*** DON'T TOY WITH ME,
MISS NAGATORO
***SIGN*** DON'T TOY WITH ME,
MISS NAGATORO
***SIGN*** Art Room
***SIGN*** I'll Do It For You, Senpai!!
**[09:05] Senpai**
Who should I get to model?
**[09:10] Senpai**
I'm not good at self-portraits.
**[09:12] Senpai**
I might have to ask the club president.
**[09:15] Nagatoro**
Senpai!
**[09:16] Nagatoro**
Looks like you've got something on your mind.
**[09:18] Nagatoro**
What's the matter?
**[09:20] Nagatoro**
What was that about a model?
**[09:22] Nagatoro**
I heard you.
**[09:24] Senpai**
No, um...
**[09:28] Nagatoro**
I see.
**[09:29] Nagatoro**
You haven't been able to find a model
for your piece for the culture festival.
**[09:34] Nagatoro**
Poor you, Senpai.
**[09:37] Nagatoro**
You don't have any friends, do you?
**[09:39] Senpai**
Shut up!
**[09:41] Nagatoro**
I mean, if you're *really*
desperate, I'll do it for you...
**[09:48] Senpai**
No thanks.
**[09:51] Nagatoro**
But I'm offering!
**[09:54] Nagatoro**
A cute younger girl!
**[09:58] Senpai**
I've decided I'm going
to draw a guy this time!
**[10:04] Nagatoro**
Why?
**[10:05] Senpai**
"Why?"
**[10:07] Senpai**
Because...
**[10:10] Senpai**
Because it's hard to draw the
person face-to-face otherwise.
**[10:21] Nagatoro**
Even though you draw this
kind of stuff all the time?
**[10:24] Nagatoro**
This is what you *really* want to
draw, isn't it, you closet perv?
**[10:29] Senpai**
N-No!
**[10:30] Senpai**
Th-That's just a d-d-d-doodle
I made because I was bored.
**[10:34] Nagatoro**
Liar! Liar!
**[10:35] Nagatoro**
You drew such a detailed character.
**[10:42] Senpai**
Fine.
**[10:43] Senpai**
I'll draw you.
**[10:45] Senpai**
But you have to prepare your own outfit.
**[10:49] Senpai**
I don't have any girls' clothes.
**[10:52] Senpai**
That's the condition.
**[10:54] Nagatoro**
Sure thing.
**[10:55] Nagatoro**
What kind of clothes would you like?
**[10:58] Nagatoro**
A swimsuit, I bet, right?
**[11:00] Nagatoro**
Senpai's such a pervert.
**[11:03] Senpai**
No, I want to draw *that*.
**[11:14] Senpai**
* You aren't going to find an outfit*
* that came from a drawing.*
**[11:17] Senpai**
*It's the Folding Screen Tiger strategy!*
**[11:29] Nagatoro**
I kind of feel bad about
what I did the other day.
**[11:33] Nagatoro**
She offered to model for me.
**[11:49] Senpai**
*She actually found the outfit!*
**[11:56] Nagatoro**
I had the needlecraft club
put it together for me.
**[11:59] Nagatoro**
What do you think?
**[12:08] Nagatoro**
Say something!
**[12:10] Nagatoro**
You were the one who made me do this.
**[12:13] Senpai**
I-It's not bad. I think.
**[12:16] Senpai**
The fabric is well-done and stuff.
**[12:19] Nagatoro**
*That's* your compliment?
**[12:22] Senpai**
I mean... I think it looks good on you.
**[12:28] Nagatoro**
Creep! Creep! Creep! Creep! Creep!
**[12:38] Nagatoro**
Make me look sexy, Senpai.
**[12:43] Senpai**
S-Sexy?
**[12:46] Senpai**
I-I'm just going to draw you normally.
**[12:49] Gamo**
Paisen's beet red.
**[12:51] Yoshi**
Beet red!
**[12:52] Sakura**
That's so hilarious.
**[12:55] Nagatoro**
Oh, yeah, the culture festival
starts next week.
**[12:59] Sakura**
Yeah.
**[13:00] Sakura**
It does.
**[13:01] Nagatoro**
My club's running a yakisoba stand.
***SIGN*** Yakisoba
300 yen
***SIGN*** Yakisoba
***SIGN*** Swimming Club
***SIGN*** Specialty!!
**[13:05] Nagatoro**
Come and get it!
**[13:07] Nagatoro**
It's a specialty dish served by the
**[13:08] Nagatoro**
Kazehaya High School Swimming Club,
with a twenty-year history.
**[13:11] Gamo**
You aren't even a club member.
**[13:13] Nagatoro**
Shush.
**[13:14] Nagatoro**
Helpers are members, too.
***SIGN*** Haunted House
**[13:18] Gamo**
My class is doing a haunted house.
**[13:20] Gamo**
It's scary as hell.
**[13:22] Yoshi**
Too scary even for Junji!
**[13:24] Sakura**
I think I'm going to be
helping the gaming club.
**[13:29] Nagatoro**
You mean the one from the dining hall?
**[13:31] Nagatoro**
You're still with that club, Sakura?
**[13:33] Sakura**
Yeah.
**[13:34] Sakura**
We all made up and decided
to have fun together.
**[13:38] Nagatoro**
I-I see.
**[13:41] Nagatoro**
What's the art club doing for the festival?
**[13:49] (Flashback) Captain**
The color's getting muddy there.
**[13:52] (Flashback) Senpai**
Right.
**[13:55] (Flashback) Captain**
Let it dry out and work on
something else in the meantime.
**[13:58] (Flashback) Senpai**
Okay.
**[13:59] (Flashback) Captain**
Don't get lazy.
**[14:00] (Flashback) Senpai**
O-Okay.
**[14:02] (Flashback) Captain**
That frame is tilted to the right.
**[14:05] (Flashback) Captain**
Fix it for me.
**[14:06] (Flashback) Senpai**
Okay.
***SIGN*** Kazehaya High School Culture Festival
***SIGN*** Art Club Exhibit
**[14:10] Person 1**
That was good.
**[14:12] Person 2**
It was.
***SIGN*** Art
Club
**[14:14] (Flashback) Senpai**
We got a lot of visitors.
**[14:16] (Flashback) Captain**
Yeah.
**[14:19] Senpai**
* I think it turned out a lot better to look*
* at since we followed the president's opinions.*
**[14:25] Senpai**
*She's pretty amazing.*
**[14:28] (Flashback) Captain**
Well done.
**[14:30] (Flashback) Captain**
We put together a good memory.
**[14:35] (Flashback) Captain**
We second-years are going to
be studying for art school.
**[14:38] (Flashback) Captain**
We won't be showing up
at the club for a while.
**[14:41] (Flashback) Captain**
I'm counting on you to
take care of the art club.
**[14:47] (Flashback) Senpai**
Okay.
**[14:54] Nagatoro**
Senpai looks pensive.
**[14:56] Nagatoro**
Gross.
**[14:57] Senpai**
Right. The art festival.
**[15:00] Senpai**
I guess I'll probably do an art
exhibit like we did last year.
**[15:05] Nagatoro**
So lame.
**[15:07] Sakura**
I bet no one's going to come.
**[15:09] Gamo**
That sounds boring.
**[15:10] Yoshi**
Gloomy!
**[15:11] Nagatoro**
I guess that suits you, though.
**[15:16] Nagatoro**
We'll help you out.
**[15:18] Nagatoro**
Let's make it more hype.
**[15:22] Senpai**
What do you mean, "more hype"?
**[15:25] Nagatoro**
Like...
**[15:27] Nagatoro**
Whack-a-Senpai!
**[15:30] Sakura**
Cackle, cackle, cackle!
**[15:32] Nagatoro**
Or...
**[15:32] Nagatoro**
Pop-up Senpai!
**[15:35] Sakura**
Cackle, cackle, cackle!
**[15:38] Senpai**
You're about the only ones
who would enjoy that!
**[15:40] Nagatoro**
Something a bit easier to understand, then.
***SIGN*** Tea
**[15:42] Nagatoro**
A cat café.
**[15:45] Nagatoro**
Here you go, meow.
**[15:48] Senpai**
H-Hey!
**[15:49] Senpai**
You're so close!
**[15:51] Sakura**
You're so red.
**[15:53] Gamo**
Paisen's really enjoying it.
**[15:55] Yoshi**
Totally enjoying it!
**[15:57] Senpai**
I'm not!
**[15:59] Sakura**
Maybe the reverse works, too.
**[16:03] ---**
Reverse?
**[16:04] Sakura**
Like a drag café.
**[16:06] Senpai**
Not happening!
**[16:08] Gamo**
That might kinda work.
**[16:09] Yoshi**
It might work.
**[16:10] Sakura**
I think it would be popular.
**[16:12] Sakura**
You might end up really popular, Senpai-kun.
**[16:15] Nagatoro**
Nope!
**[16:16] Nagatoro**
That's too creepy!
**[16:19] Gamo**
Maybe yes?
**[16:21] Yoshi**
Yes!
**[16:22] Nagatoro**
No means no!
**[16:24] Senpai**
*Jeez, these girls...*
**[16:32] Senpai**
*Those footsteps!*
**[16:40] Senpai**
Stay in the next room for a while.
**[16:43] Senpai**
Hurry!
**[16:44] Nagatoro**
What for?
**[16:46] Senpai**
I'll explain later.
**[16:48] Senpai**
H-Hurry!
**[16:49] Sakura**
This is so annoying.
**[16:52] Gamo**
It reeks of oil.
**[16:53] Yoshi**
Gross.
**[16:54] Nagatoro**
Senpai's going to lock us up.
**[16:57] Sakura**
N-No!
**[17:10] Sakura**
P-President...
**[17:15] Sakura**
What brings you here today?
**[17:23] Captain**
Does a club member need a
reason to show up to the club?
**[17:29] Sakura**
No.
**[17:31] Gamo**
That's gotta be his ex.
**[17:32] Nagatoro**
There's no way!
**[17:34] Sakura**
Maybe he likes older women.
**[17:36] Nagatoro**
No!
**[17:37] Sakura**
Actually?
**[17:37] Nagatoro**
I said no!
**[17:42] Captain**
I thought I'd do something
for the culture festival.
**[17:45] Senpai**
An exhibit again, right?
**[17:48] Captain**
I've left you in charge of the art club.
**[17:52] Captain**
It's up to you to decide.
**[17:54] Senpai**
I-I've been thinking of doing an exhibit.
**[17:58] Senpai**
It'd be great if you could
present something, President.
**[18:09] Captain**
There's another reason I came here today.
**[18:13] Captain**
I've heard some unsavory rumors lately.
**[18:17] Captain**
That the art club room has become a
gathering place for some nasty characters.
**[18:25] Captain**
I can't imagine that you'd
invite people here to party.
**[18:30] Captain**
But the club room is not
a place for merrymaking!
**[18:34] Sakura**
The president's so scary.
**[18:37] Gamo**
Paisen's getting wrung out.
**[18:39] Gamo**
Seems like it's our fault, though.
**[18:42] Yoshi**
Sorry...
**[18:44] Captain**
The student council's given me a warning.
**[18:49] Captain**
I came to see how seriously
you've been taking the art club.
**[18:59] Captain**
What is this, the manga club?
**[19:01] Senpai**
N-No...
**[19:04] Captain**
I've been thinking that if you don't
care to take the art club seriously...
***SIGN*** Club Termination Form
**[19:08] Captain**
I ought to shut down the club.
**[19:14] Captain**
Do you have anything to say for yourself?
**[19:20] Captain**
If not, I'll go submit this
to the student council.
**[19:25] Senpai**
Wa...
**[19:26] Nagatoro**
Wait a second.
**[19:40] Captain**
Who are you?
**[19:41] Senpai**
W-Well...
**[19:43] Senpai**
She's a f-first-year who's
been modeling for me.
**[19:47] Nagatoro**
President...
**[19:48] Nagatoro**
Don't you think that's a bit selfish?
**[19:51] Captain**
What?
**[19:53] Nagatoro**
You've neglected the club all this time.
**[19:57] Nagatoro**
Now you show up out of nowhere
just to shut it down?
**[19:59] Nagatoro**
Don't you think that's a bit much?
**[20:02] Captain**
If the club members aren't
taking the club seriously,
**[20:04] ---**
there is no reason to continue activities.
**[20:09] Nagatoro**
You don't...
**[20:13] Nagatoro**
You don't know that he's
not taking the club seriously.
**[20:17] Nagatoro**
Senpai's been on his own.
**[20:21] Nagatoro**
Always...
**[20:25] Nagatoro**
Always...
**[20:31] Nagatoro**
Always...
**[20:36] Nagatoro**
drawing like a keener.
**[20:48] Captain**
If you're so sure that he's
been taking it seriously,
**[20:52] ---**
I'd like to see his work
at the culture festival.
**[20:55] Senpai**
As an art club exhibit?
**[20:58] Captain**
No.
**[21:00] Captain**
I may have half-quit the art club,
**[21:03] ---**
but I'm still the president.
**[21:07] Captain**
If you insist on going against me,
**[21:11] ---**
I'll have you put together your own
exhibit separate from the club's.
***SIGN*** Kazehaya High School Award!
***SIGN*** Ballot box
***SIGN*** Cast your vote!!
**[21:17] Captain**
Students vote for the exhibit
they like best every year.
***SIGN*** Ballot form
Choose three of your favorite exhibits
**[21:21] Captain**
If your exhibit earns more votes than mine...
**[21:28] Captain**
I won't shut down the club.
**[21:35] Senpai**
M-Me? Take on the president by myself?
**[21:41] Senpai**
I can't.
**[21:45] Nagatoro**
You've got this.
**[21:47] Nagatoro**
Let's do it, Senpai.
**[23:25] Nagatoro**
Points of improvement for today!
**[23:27] Nagatoro**
You look iffy in a maid outfit, Senpai!
**[23:29] Senpai**
That's your complaint?!
**[23:30] Sakura**
Welcome home, Master.
**[23:32] Nagatoro**
Say it.
**[23:33] Senpai**
Th-That's a lot of talking.
**[23:35] Senpai**
Welcome home, Master.
**[23:38] Nagatoro**
H-He did it!
**[23:39] ---**
Yes.
# E11 - What Do You Think, Senpai? / You Could Be More Honest, Senpai ♥
Source: [Crunchyroll](https://www.crunchyroll.com/watch/GWDU8P8DM/what-do-you-think-senpai--you-could-be-more-honest-senpai)
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***SIGN*** MISS NAGATORO
***SIGN*** DON'T TOY WITH ME,
***SIGN*** DON'T TOY WITH ME,
***SIGN*** DON'T TOY WITH ME,
***SIGN*** DON'T TOY WITH ME,
***SIGN*** MISS NAGATORO
***SIGN*** MISS NAGATORO
***SIGN*** MISS NAGATORO
***SIGN*** DON'T TOY WITH ME, MISS NAGATORO
***SIGN*** DON'T TOY WITH ME, MISS NAGATORO
***SIGN*** DON'T TOY WITH ME, MISS NAGATORO
***SIGN*** What Do You Think, Senpai?
**[01:32] Nagatoro**
I'm still the president of the art club.
**[01:36] Nagatoro**
If you insist on going against me...
**[01:41] Nagatoro**
I'll have you put together your
own exhibit separate of the club.
**[01:48] Sakura**
She really did sound scripted.
**[01:51] Nagatoro**
Right?
**[01:53] Nagatoro**
Everything she said sounded so fake.
**[01:56] Nagatoro**
The club room is not a place for merrymaking!
**[01:57] Yoshi**
Is not!
**[02:01] Senpai**
Don't talk down about the president too much.
**[02:05] Gamo**
Check it out!
Paisen's defending the president!
**[02:07] Sakura**
So she *is* his previous girl.
**[02:09] Yoshi**
Your ex?!
**[02:10] Senpai**
No!
**[02:11] Senpai**
You have to admit that we were the ones...
**[02:17] Senpai**
who were in the wrong.
**[02:18] Gamo**
Did you hear that? He said "we."
**[02:20] Gamo**
He's lumping us in with him.
**[02:22] Yoshi**
Together!
**[02:23] Sakura**
Ew.
**[02:24] Nagatoro**
Gross.
**[02:26] Nagatoro**
This is getting fun, though, with your
battle with the the president and all that.
**[02:31] Senpai**
You only say that because
it's not your problem.
**[02:34] Nagatoro**
So, what do you think your odds are?
**[02:39] Senpai**
Zero.
**[02:40] Senpai**
There isn't the slightest chance
I'm going to beat the president.
**[02:43] Senpai**
You're as negative as ever.
**[02:47] Nagatoro**
Although, if you don't want to go up against
her alone, I wouldn't' mind helping.
**[02:52] Gamo**
She's right.
**[02:53] Gamo**
I hate to say it, but it's an
art club exhibit, isn't it?
**[02:56] Gamo**
You could always just do a kitty
cat cosplay art café or something.
**[03:02] Yoshi**
Meow!
**[03:04] Gamo**
I'm sure you'll win.
**[03:06] Yoshi**
Right?
**[03:08] Senpai**
You're underestimating the president.
***SIGN*** Kazehaya High School
Ranking
***SIGN*** 1. Dance Club
2. Class 3-A Haunted House
3. Drama Club Performance
4. Light Music Club
5. Film Club Screening
6. Art Club Exhibit
7. Gaming Club
**[03:12] Senpai**
The Art Club came in sixth in the
Kazehaya High School ranking last year.
**[03:17] Nagatoro**
Sixth?
**[03:19] Nagatoro**
Is that good?
**[03:20] Senpai**
It's really good!
***SIGN*** Really good!
***SIGN*** Corn Dogs
***SIGN*** Yakisoba Bread
***SIGN*** Drama Club
Musical
***SIGN*** Location: Gymnasium
Doors open: 2 pm
Begins: 2:15
***SIGN*** Haunted House
***SIGN*** Bubble Milk Tea
***SIGN*** West Side
**[03:22] Senpai**
There's always 50 or 60 presentations by
classes and clubs and talented groups.
**[03:28] Nagatoro**
How did the karate club's
cosplay café do last year?
**[03:32] Gamo**
I think we ranked around 11th.
**[03:36] Sakura**
They did better than you!
**[03:38] Yoshi**
Cosplaying lost!
**[03:40] Senpai**
That's not it.
**[03:42] Senpai**
The president's been winning
all kinds of competitions.
***SIGN*** Winner
**[03:46] Senpai**
She was one of the top contenders in a
competition that included college students.
**[03:49] Senpai**
She's just really amazing.
**[03:51] Nagatoro**
I see.
**[03:52] Sakura**
He sounds like a cultist.
**[03:53] Gamo**
President cultist.
**[03:54] Yoshi**
Presidentist!
**[03:56] Gamo**
I get that the president's amazing,
but at the end of the day,
**[03:58] ---**
they're just drawings, aren't they?
**[04:01] Gamo**
How could it be so popular?
**[04:04] Senpai**
W-Well...
**[04:06] Senpai**
You could say I had a bit of a different
take than what the president was expecting.
**[04:16] Senpai**
Found it.
**[04:17] Nagatoro**
Found what?
**[04:18] Senpai**
The painting the president did last year.
**[04:24] Nagatoro**
This is the president?
**[04:27] Senpai**
Y-Yeah.
**[04:29] Yoshi**
Muh...
**[04:30] Gamo**
Muh...
**[04:32] Sakura**
Muh?
**[04:33] Gamo**
The president is standing
next to her own piece, right?
**[04:37] Gamo**
Well, damn, no wonder it was popular.
**[04:39] Yoshi**
Sixth place for sure.
**[04:40] Sakura**
She's going to kill some virgins.
**[04:43] Nagatoro**
So you've been keeping this
nasty drawing, huh, Senpai?
**[04:48] Senpai**
N-No!
**[04:49] Senpai**
This is nothing but a piece of art!
**[04:52] Senpai**
I-It's not nasty!
**[04:54] Senpai**
Stare...
**[04:56] Senpai**
It won an award in a famous exhibition, even.
**[05:00] Senpai**
Th-That's why the school
allowed it. Because it's art.
**[05:06] Nagatoro**
I don't care about that.
**[05:07] Nagatoro**
What do *you* think of it, Senpai?
**[05:11] Senpai**
I just think it's amazing.
**[05:14] Nagatoro**
Amazingly hot?
**[05:15] Senpai**
No!
**[05:16] Senpai**
A solid foundation of life drawing skills!
A masterful command of the oil medium!
**[05:19] Senpai**
A perfect sense of composition!
**[05:20] Senpai**
And a selfless commitment to art!
**[05:22] Senpai**
It's amazing for all those reasons!
**[05:25] Nagatoro**
Are you sure?
**[05:27] Gamo**
He's hilariously desperate.
**[05:28] Sakura**
You're way too sus.
**[05:30] Sakura**
Super sus!
**[05:33] Gamo**
You're just going to have to draw something
amazing to compete with her, Paisen.
**[05:38] Nagatoro**
Sure.
**[05:39] Nagatoro**
I wouldn't mind modeling for you.
**[05:42] Nagatoro**
If you *really* insist,
I wouldn't mind wearing my swimsuit.
**[05:46] Senpai**
No way!
**[05:47] Senpai**
I don't stand a chance!
**[05:48] Nagatoro**
Yeah, right.
**[05:49] Nagatoro**
You really want to draw
something pervy, don't you?
**[05:52] Senpai**
Th-That's not the point.
**[05:54] Nagatoro**
What, then?
**[05:56] Senpai**
I'm just not confident that I can
draw anything that can compete
**[06:00] ---**
with quality of the president's work.
**[06:01] Senpai**
That's all.
**[06:05] Gamo**
He's right. He can't.
**[06:08] Gamo**
She's way ahead.
**[06:10] Gamo**
She's got more to work with.
**[06:18] Nagatoro**
Excuse me?
**[06:21] Gamo**
Don't get so upset.
**[06:22] Gamo**
I'm just talking in terms of what sells.
**[06:24] Gamo**
I'm not dissing you, Hayacchi.
**[06:27] Nagatoro**
You are dissing me.
**[06:28] Gamo**
No, I mean, there's definitely
a market for slender girls.
**[06:32] Gamo**
But you're modeling for
a piece for the masses.
**[06:34] Gamo**
And especially if there's going
to be a popularity ranking...
**[06:37] Yoshi**
Shaky, shaky!
**[06:37] Gamo**
Power is might!
**[06:39] Gamo**
You just don't have enough power, you know?
**[06:40] Yoshi**
Shaky, shaky!
**[06:44] Gamo**
Just look at the president's figure.
**[06:48] Gamo**
Her boobs.
**[06:49] Gamo**
Her ass.
**[06:49] Gamo**
And her slim waist.
**[06:52] Gamo**
She's got insane curves.
**[06:53] Gamo**
You need power to win a battle.
**[06:57] Yoshi**
Justice!
**[06:58] Gamo**
Being a little cute is no match
for overwhelming power.
**[07:03] Sakura**
But a speck in the dust.
**[07:06] Gamo**
How insignificant you are.
**[07:08] Yoshi**
Just scum.
**[07:09] Yoshi**
Just trash.
**[07:11] Senpai**
Th-That's uncalled for!
**[07:15] Senpai**
I don't think less of Nagatoro
than I do the president.
**[07:20] Senpai**
The president has her charms,
and Nagatoro has hers.
**[07:28] Nagatoro**
Well? Well?
**[07:29] Nagatoro**
Did you hear that?
**[07:29] Nagatoro**
That's coming from an actual virgin!
**[07:32] Nagatoro**
Apologize!
**[07:33] Gamo**
Sure, sure, sorry.
**[07:35] Yoshi**
Sorry.
**[07:35] Sakura**
Sorry.
**[07:36] Nagatoro**
Jeez, you could just be more honest.
**[07:39] Sakura**
I just meant that as someone
who knows about art.
**[07:41] Gamo**
Still, though, you don't have enough power.
**[07:45] Gamo**
Like, you don't have impact.
**[07:46] Gamo**
Maybe a nude, I guess.
**[07:48] Senpai**
Th-That won't do!
**[07:50] Gamo**
Cosplay, then?
**[07:52] Senpai**
I don't have any costumes.
**[07:56] Nagatoro**
What do you think?
**[07:57] Sakura**
Costumes galore!
**[07:58] Gamo**
Damn.
**[08:00] Gamo**
Where did you get all this?
**[08:01] Nagatoro**
I borrowed it from the needlecraft club.
**[08:04] Nagatoro**
I-I bet you like this one.
**[08:07] Senpai**
Like what?
**[08:08] Nagatoro**
Clothes you can't see if you're a virgin.
**[08:10] Senpai**
I can't draw that!
**[08:13] Gamo**
Well, good luck.
**[08:15] Gamo**
If you don't beat the president,
the club's shutting down.
**[08:19] Senpai**
* I have to beat the president,*
* or the club's shutting down.*
**[08:28] Senpai**
*But how do I beat her?*
**[08:41] Senpai**
This is going to be brutal.
**[09:02] Nagatoro**
Hey, officer!
**[09:04] Nagatoro**
There's a suspicious creeper over here!
**[09:07] Senpai**
Wait! Stop it!
**[09:07] Nagatoro**
He's defiling a high school
girl with his eyes!
**[09:12] Nagatoro**
Are you sure that's going to cut it, though?
**[09:16] Nagatoro**
Can you really compete with the aggression
of her sexy art with that plain drawing?
**[09:23] Senpai**
But I think the everyday is fine.
**[09:33] Nagatoro**
Don't worry.
**[09:36] Nagatoro**
I'll make sure you win, Senpai.
**[09:47] Nagatoro**
What do you think?
**[09:50] Senpai**
Yeah.
**[09:56] Nagatoro**
You aren't making any progress.
**[09:59] Senpai**
Sorry.
**[10:00] Senpai**
I couldn't figure out the composition.
**[10:03] Nagatoro**
It's okay.
**[10:04] Nagatoro**
Let's move on.
**[10:10] Nagatoro**
Are you done drawing?
**[10:12] Senpai**
Yeah, kinda.
**[10:16] Nagatoro**
You took plenty of time.
**[10:18] Senpai**
I mean, cosplay is...
**[10:23] Nagatoro**
All right.
**[10:25] Nagatoro**
If nothing else works...
**[10:31] Nagatoro**
How's this?
**[10:33] Senpai**
Y-Yeah...
**[10:35] Nagatoro**
You're still being iffy.
**[10:38] Nagatoro**
How much do I have to undress?
**[10:40] Gamo**
'Sup?
**[10:43] Sakura**
Oh, man.
**[10:44] Yoshi**
Sexy.
**[10:45] Gamo**
Wow!
**[10:46] Gamo**
You might actually beat
the president with this.
**[10:50] Gamo**
The angel's cleavage!
**[10:54] Nagatoro**
Hey!
**[10:55] Yoshi**
What a huge rack!
**[10:56] Sakura**
An eye for an eye, lewds for lewds!
**[11:00] Nagatoro**
Stop it! Jeez!
**[11:03] Gamo**
Sorry.
**[11:05] Senpai**
I really think she can just be her usual self.
**[11:08] Gamo**
Huh? What are you talking about?
**[11:11] Gamo**
Look at how much effort
Hayacchi's putting in for you.
**[11:13] Yoshi**
You're just asking for misfortune.
**[11:15] Senpai**
Sorry, I'm done with that kind of thing.
**[11:19] Nagatoro**
What are you doing, then?
**[11:22] Senpai**
Well...
**[11:24] Nagatoro**
You're going to lose, you know?
**[11:27] (Flashback) President**
If you don't care to take
the art club seriously...
***SIGN*** Club Termination Form
**[11:31] (Flashback) President**
I ought to shut down the club.
**[11:37] Senpai**
Sorry, but I'm going to
draw on my own this time.
**[11:42] Senpai**
If I get Nagatoro involved in a
competition and lose horribly,
**[11:45] ---**
it's going to humiliate Nagatoro, too.
**[11:49] Nagatoro**
I'm not bothered by that.
**[11:51] Senpai**
No.
**[11:53] Senpai**
This is between me and the president.
**[11:59] Nagatoro**
Fine.
**[12:01] Nagatoro**
It's president this, president that...
**[12:03] Nagatoro**
Why don't you just have
the president model, then?
**[12:10] Sakura**
Uh-oh.
**[12:11] Sakura**
She left dressed like that.
**[12:14] Gamo**
She'll find somewhere to get changed.
**[12:16] Gamo**
Okay, let's go, guys.
**[12:17] Sakura**
Senpai, you loser.
**[12:19] Yoshi**
Loser!
***SIGN*** DON'T TOY WITH ME,
MISS NAGATORO
***SIGN*** You Could Be More Honest, Senpai♥
***SIGN*** Art Room #1
***SIGN*** (Second and first-years enter through other door)
**[12:51] Senpai**
What's this?
**[12:59] Senpai**
* She's splitting up our*
* working area, too, huh?*
**[13:02] Senpai**
*The president sure is quick to act.*
**[13:07] Senpai**
*I don't want to lose the club.*
**[13:09] Senpai**
*I gotta do what I can.*
**[13:11] Senpai**
*Time to give it a shot.*
**[13:41] President**
That's a dull piece you're working on.
**[13:43] Senpai**
P-President!
**[13:47] Senpai**
And why are you dressed like that?!
**[13:49] President**
I was taking pictures for my new piece.
**[13:58] Senpai**
Is it no good?
**[14:01] President**
Yeah, it's no good.
**[14:03] President**
When you're presenting to a large audience,
**[14:06] ---**
it's not the practice, but the piece.
**[14:08] President**
What is the most important thing for a piece?
**[14:12] Senpai**
Um...
**[14:16] Senpai**
A theme, I guess?
**[14:19] President**
No.
**[14:21] President**
Love.
**[14:23] Senpai**
*Love?!*
**[14:25] Senpai**
That's a big one.
**[14:27] President**
The only passion you have in this piece
is to make it look nice and tidy.
**[14:37] Nagatoro**
Hey...
**[14:38] Nagatoro**
How are you doing—
**[14:46] Senpai**
No, the president's not modeling!
**[14:50] Senpai**
She's just here to check on me!
**[15:06] President**
After her!
**[15:07] President**
Art is thus to pursue!
**[15:13] President**
Don't lose her!
**[15:17] Senpai**
* The president's talking*
* way over my head, but...*
**[15:26] Senpai**
*Nagatoro...*
**[15:36] Senpai**
Nagatoro!
**[15:51] Nagatoro**
What do you want?
**[15:56] Senpai**
* I chased her down,*
* but what am I supposed to say?*
**[15:59] Senpai**
*No, what am I even trying to do?*
**[16:03] Person 1**
Hey, it's Hayacchi.
**[16:05] Person 1**
Hey.
**[16:06] Person 2**
'Sup?
**[16:08] Person 1**
Oh, are you two busy?
**[16:10] Person 2**
Is he hitting on you?
**[16:13] Nagatoro**
No.
**[16:14] Nagatoro**
He's a creepy stalker.
**[16:17] Senpai**
N-No!
**[16:21] Nagatoro**
Bleah!
**[16:24] Person 1**
Should we tell a teacher?
**[16:26] Person 2**
Y-Yeah...
**[16:27] Senpai**
*Damn her!*
**[16:34] (Flashback) Nagatoro**
I'm a first-year.
**[16:36] (Flashback) Nagatoro**
Are you a second-year?
**[16:38] (Flashback) Senpai**
Y-Yeah.
**[16:41] (Flashback) Nagatoro**
You're my senpai, then.
**[16:48] (Flashback) Nagatoro**
Call me Nagatoro from now on.
**[16:50] (Flashback) Nagatoro**
Let's get to know each other, Senpai.
**[16:54] (Flashback) Senpai**
G-Get off me.
**[16:56] (Flashback) Nagatoro**
Nope.
**[16:57] (Flashback) Nagatoro**
You're my prey now, Senpai.
**[17:09] (Flashback) Senpai**
Y-You're not going to get anything
good out of connecting with me.
**[17:13] (Flashback) Nagatoro**
I don't think that's true.
**[17:26] (Flashback) Nagatoro**
If there's somewhere you
want to go with someone,
**[17:29] (Flashback) Nagatoro**
you could always try asking them.
**[17:46] (Flashback) Nagatoro**
What's this? What is this?
**[18:08] (Flashback) Nagatoro**
See you, Senpai.
**[18:30] Senpai**
Nagatoro.
**[18:31] Senpai**
Hey.
**[18:33] Senpai**
I still think...
**[18:42] Senpai**
Nagatoro! Please!
**[18:46] Senpai**
I want you to model for me.
**[18:55] Nagatoro**
Have the president do it.
**[18:58] Senpai**
N-No, I want to draw...
**[19:01] Nagatoro**
Just go make some nasty art of the president!
**[19:25] Senpai**
I want to draw you!
**[19:28] Senpai**
Just the way you always are!
**[19:33] Nagatoro**
Why me?
**[19:35] Nagatoro**
And what do you mean,
"the way you always are"?
**[19:40] Senpai**
Because the way you always are...
**[19:45] Senpai**
is what's the most attractive to me.
**[19:53] Nagatoro**
Seriously, Senpai...
**[19:55] Nagatoro**
You're a creep!
**[20:23] Nagatoro**
You creep!
**[22:02] Nagatoro**
How's it going?
**[22:03] Nagatoro**
Is it going to turn out good?
**[22:09] Senpai**
Yeah, pretty good.
**[22:11] Nagatoro**
Really?
**[22:13] Nagatoro**
I don't really get it, though.
**[22:18] Nagatoro**
What's so great about my usual self?
**[22:20] Nagatoro**
I still recommend some flashy cosplay.
**[22:25] Senpai**
That's good, too, but so are things
you notice in ordinary times.
**[22:31] Nagatoro**
Like what?
**[22:33] Senpai**
Like how cute you are.
**[22:51] Nagatoro**
What?
**[22:52] Nagatoro**
What did you say just now?
**[22:54] Senpai**
N-No, I...
**[22:55] Nagatoro**
C? C?
**[22:57] Nagatoro**
Cu?
**[22:57] Senpai**
N-N-Nothing!
**[22:58] Nagatoro**
Cu?
**[23:01] ---**
Nothing!
**[23:02] Nagatoro**
Cu?
**[23:03] ---**
Nothing!
**[23:09] Person 1**
I see.
**[23:11] Person 1**
I understand your position.
**[23:14] Person 1**
Either way, we'll make a decision
on the day of the event.
**[23:25] Nagatoro**
Points of improvement for today.
**[23:27] Nagatoro**
The next one's the last one, Senpai.
**[23:29] Senpai**
I'll finally be free.
**[23:31] Nagatoro**
Are you happy?
**[23:32] Nagatoro**
Are you happy that you'll be free from me?
**[23:35] Senpai**
No...
**[23:36] Senpai**
I think I'm sad.
**[23:38] Nagatoro**
Senpai, you're a creep.
# E12 - Has Spring Come Even for You, the Unpopular Loner Louse Senpai? / Did You Hear Her Talk About Love, Senpai?
Source: [Crunchyroll](https://www.crunchyroll.com/watch/GG1U2D2GV/has-spring-come-even-for-you-the-unpopular-loner-louse-senpai--did-you-hear-her-talk-about-love-senpai)
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***SIGN*** DON'T TOY WITH ME,
***SIGN*** DON'T TOY WITH ME,
***SIGN*** DON'T TOY WITH ME,
***SIGN*** DON'T TOY WITH ME,
***SIGN*** MISS NAGATORO
***SIGN*** MISS NAGATORO
***SIGN*** MISS NAGATORO
***SIGN*** MISS NAGATORO
***SIGN*** DON'T TOY WITH ME, MISS NAGATORO
***SIGN*** DON'T TOY WITH ME, MISS NAGATORO
***SIGN*** DON'T TOY WITH ME, MISS NAGATORO
***SIGN*** Has Spring Come Even for You, the Unpopular Loner Louse Senpai?
**[01:32] Gamo**
Uh-huh.
**[01:34] Yoshi**
Hmm...
**[01:36] Sakura**
Well, well...
**[01:38] Gamo**
I have so much to say about this...
**[01:41] Gamo**
But I think they turned out pretty well, huh?
**[01:43] Sakura**
Such a lovely aura.
**[01:46] Yoshi**
Lovely!
**[01:49] Gamo**
What's the concept?
**[01:52] Sakura**
A-A day in Nagatoro's life, I guess.
**[02:01] Gamo**
Man, this is such a...
**[02:06] Gamo**
boyfriend's perspective?
**[02:08] Yoshi**
Disgustingly sweet!
**[02:09] Senpai**
N-No!
**[02:12] Senpai**
I just thought I could make some good art
if I could draw Nagatoro's daily life.
**[02:20] Nagatoro**
Hey, it was a pretty good effort,
coming from you.
**[02:23] Nagatoro**
Although it has creepy virgin vibes.
**[02:26] Senpai**
Stop it!
**[02:26] Gamo**
Yeah?
**[02:28] Gamo**
So, the problem now...
**[02:31] Gamo**
Is the president's picture.
**[02:40] Gamo**
All right.
**[02:40] Gamo**
It doesn't sound like she's there.
**[02:42] Gamo**
Let's go gather intel.
**[02:44] Yoshi**
Recon!
**[02:44] Sakura**
Let's go!
**[02:46] Gamo**
Pardon us.
**[02:48] Sakura**
Is she not here?
**[02:49] Sakura**
Nope.
**[02:53] Nagatoro**
Huh? Aren't you going, Senpai?
**[02:56] Senpai**
N-No, I...
**[02:58] Senpai**
I don't want to see her amazing art
and become demoralized.
**[03:03] Nagatoro**
You're so negative.
**[03:06] Nagatoro**
Don't worry, though.
**[03:09] Nagatoro**
She might be the queen of the lewds,
but you can still beat her.
**[03:13] Nagatoro**
I modeled hard, after all.
**[03:16] Senpai**
I hope you're right.
**[03:18] Sakura**
Toro-chan, hurry up.
**[03:20] Nagatoro**
Okay.
**[03:20] Gamo**
Leave the loser behind.
**[03:23] Gamo**
So, where is it?
**[03:25] Yoshi**
Where is it?
**[03:25] Sakura**
Is this it?
**[03:27] Nagatoro**
Let's see.
**[03:32] Gamo**
Hayacchi!
**[03:34] Gamo**
R-Retreat!
**[03:36] Gamo**
Hayacchi's down!
**[03:39] Yoshi**
Killed in action!
**[03:40] Senpai**
Nagatoro!
**[03:45] Nagatoro**
Breast violence.
**[03:48] Gamo**
The last one was insane,
but this one's doubly insane.
**[03:56] Senpai**
Seriously?
**[03:57] Gamo**
The queen of lewds has become
the demon queen of lewds!
**[04:02] Yoshi**
Cackle, cackle!
**[04:04] Nagatoro**
It's not funny!
**[04:07] Gamo**
Sorry.
**[04:08] Gamo**
We need to come up with a solution.
**[04:13] Gamo**
All right.
**[04:13] Gamo**
Let's do this.
**[04:16] Gamo**
Hayacchi strips down for the team, too.
**[04:20] Nagatoro**
No, again, I don't need that.
**[04:23] Sakura**
Indeed.
**[04:26] Sakura**
Fighting might with might and lewds with
lewds can only bring about more misery.
**[04:33] Gamo**
What do we do, then?
**[04:35] Sakura**
If she's going to use her naughty bits,
**[04:39] ---**
we have to take advantage
of her weak bits, too.
**[04:43] Senpai**
Er, you don't have to do anything too crazy.
**[04:46] Senpai**
This is...
**[04:49] Senpai**
between Nagatoro and me.
**[04:56] Nagatoro**
Yeah, you're right.
**[04:57] Nagatoro**
This is our problem.
**[05:01] Gamo**
Come on. Don't be like that.
**[05:03] Gamo**
We'll produce something awesome for you.
**[05:15] President**
There.
**[05:17] President**
It's done.
***SIGN*** Kazehaya High School Culture Festival
**[05:28] President**
How is your piece coming along?
**[05:30] Senpai**
I th-think it's turning out well.
**[05:34] President**
I see.
**[05:43] President**
I'm not holding back,
even against my underclassman.
**[05:46] President**
Hit me with a soulful work of passion.
**[05:49] Senpai**
R-Right.
**[05:56] Senpai**
* What she says is impressive,*
* but she's always so dramatic.*
**[06:01] Senpai**
P-President?
**[06:03] President**
What is it?
**[06:04] Senpai**
Wh-What's that strap?
**[06:07] President**
Oh, this?
**[06:10] President**
It seems to be trendy in class.
**[06:13] President**
Someone gave me their extra.
**[06:17] Senpai**
*What are those girls doing?*
**[06:17] President**
Come to think of it,
this looks like that cat-ear girl.
***SIGN*** Kazehaya High School Culture Festival
***SIGN*** 65th
**[06:25] President**
The theme is oppression and liberty.
***SIGN*** Class 1-6
Find the Person
Unnun-ya
**[06:28] President**
I have used the human figure as my motif.
**[06:30] President**
It is an eternal theme that I will
endlessly pursue as an artist.
**[06:35] President**
It's one that can never be avoided.
**[06:39] President**
I'd like for many people to see it.
**[06:41] Person 1**
Thank you very much!
**[06:43] Senpai**
*She's so amazing.*
**[06:44] Person 1**
Let's speak to the second art club, as well.
**[06:45] Senpai**
* She's so well-spoken, even*
* in front of the camera.*
**[06:48] Person 1**
A word of encouragement for
the culture festival, please.
**[06:50] Senpai**
Huh? Er...
**[06:55] Senpai**
Oh, um, uh... My th-theme is...
**[06:58] Senpai**
I'm just hoping to express the charm
of the girl who m-modeled for me.
**[07:03] Person 1**
I see, I see.
**[07:04] Person 1**
Thank you very much!
**[07:06] Senpai**
*I can't.*
**[07:06] Person 1**
That concludes our interviews
with the art club.
**[07:07] Senpai**
*I can't talk properly.*
**[07:08] Gamo**
Hold it!
**[07:12] Yoshi**
Torocat Two!
**[07:16] Sakura**
Torocat Three!
**[07:21] Nagatoro**
Torocat One.
**[07:24] Person 1**
What's this? It's the Torocats that
everyone has been talking about!
**[07:31] Gamo**
Come on!
**[07:32] Gamo**
Dance! Dance!
**[07:44] Nagatoro**
I'mma toy with you.
**[07:47] Person 1**
It's the Toying With You Dance
that's taken the school by storm!
***SIGN*** Frankfurters
***SIGN*** Pancakes
**[07:53] Person 1**
* Rumor has it that many wish to*
* be toyed with by the Torocats.*
**[07:56] Person 1**
*Why have they emerged here?*
***SIGN*** Fortune
Telling
**[07:59] Person 2**
The Torocats are here?
**[08:00] Person 3**
Huh?
**[08:01] Person 4**
So cute!
**[08:02] Person 5**
The outfit's so well-made.
**[08:07] Nagatoro**
I'mma toy with you.
**[08:11] Gamo**
All right, let's move on to the next phase.
**[08:14] Yoshi**
Go, go.
**[08:15] Nagatoro**
Fine, fine.
**[08:17] Nagatoro**
Meow'sup?
**[08:18] ---**
She's over here.
**[08:19] Person 5**
M-Meow'sup?
**[08:21] Person 5**
We're holding an art exhibition here today.
**[08:24] Person 4**
Oh, really?
**[08:26] Nagatoro**
Just come check it out.
**[08:29] Nagatoro**
Well?
**[08:31] Nagatoro**
Don't you think they're awesome?
**[08:35] Person 3**
They're pretty awesome!
**[08:37] Person 2**
They're so cute.
**[08:41] Person 4**
I'd love to go out with her.
**[08:43] Gamo**
Now! Mess with them!
**[08:46] Yoshi**
Action!
**[08:50] Nagatoro**
Uh-huh.
**[08:54] Gamo**
What do you mean, "uh-huh"?
**[08:55] Sakura**
Don't underestimate the Torocats!
**[08:57] Yoshi**
Don't!
**[09:01] Yoshi**
Action!
**[09:04] Yoshi**
Gross, you'd date that? You creep.
**[09:06] Yoshi**
You're so creepy.
**[09:09] Person 2**
I want to, too.
**[09:11] Yoshi**
Creep, creep, creep, creep....
**[09:13] Person 2**
Stop it!
**[09:15] Person 1**
So there we have it.
**[09:16] Person 1**
If you'd like to be toyed with,
come to the second art room.
**[09:34] Person 2**
Oh, damn...
**[09:36] Person 3**
Is this even okay?
**[09:37] Person 2**
It's so powerful.
**[09:39] Person 3**
Hot.
**[09:40] Person 2**
So cute!
**[09:42] Person 3**
I'd love to date her.
**[09:48] Senpai**
*The president's still getting more traffic.*
**[09:53] Nagatoro**
Come on! Come check it out.
**[09:56] Nagatoro**
Come on.
**[09:57] Nagatoro**
Come check it out.
**[09:59] Senpai**
* But I think I'm faring better than I hoped,*
* thanks to Nagatoro and the others.*
**[10:06] Person 2**
Toy with me, Torocat!
**[10:09] Nagatoro**
Your haircut's gross.
**[10:11] Person 2**
Maybe I'll shave it off, then.
**[10:14] Nagatoro**
Gross! Gross! Gross!
**[10:25] Person 3**
Um...
**[10:27] Person 3**
Are you with this art club?
**[10:29] Senpai**
Huh?
**[10:30] Senpai**
Y-Yes.
**[10:32] Person 4**
Did you draw all these yourself?
**[10:34] Senpai**
Y-Yeah, I guess.
**[10:36] Person 4**
Wow!
**[10:38] Person 3**
You're so good at drawing!
**[10:40] Senpai**
Nah, not really.
**[10:42] Person 3**
Teach me how to draw sometime.
**[10:46] Senpai**
S-Sure, I guess.
**[10:49] Person 3**
Really? I can't wait!
**[10:53] Person 4**
Teach me, too.
**[10:59] Gamo**
Paisen, Hayacchi, go have lunch.
**[11:02] Nagatoro**
I don't think we should
leave right now, though.
**[11:06] Gamo**
Don't worry about it.
**[11:08] Gamo**
Torocats Two and Three will handle things
while Torocat One is gone.
**[11:14] Gamo**
Right?
**[11:16] Sakura**
Yup, yup.
**[11:17] Sakura**
You'll do better work if you take
some breaks every now and then.
**[11:32] Sakura**
I had him take my spot because it's so hot.
**[11:36] Person 6**
Um, thank you—
**[11:40] Gamo**
Damn it! You should have told me!
**[11:42] Gamo**
I held this guy's shoulder!
**[11:50] Senpai**
W-Want to go grab lunch?
**[11:57] Nagatoro**
O-Okay.
***SIGN*** Photography Club
***SIGN*** Literature Club
Book Reading
***SIGN*** Fortune-Telling
***SIGN*** Performance
**[12:03] Nagatoro**
Good for you.
**[12:04] Nagatoro**
You got a lot of attention from the girls.
**[12:07] Senpai**
What?
**[12:08] Nagatoro**
Has spring come for you,
the unpopular loner louse senpai?
**[12:12] Senpai**
What do you mean, "spring"?
**[12:15] Nagatoro**
Who do you think you are?
**[12:18] Nagatoro**
Creep.
**[12:21] Senpai**
I got a lot of compliments.
**[12:25] Senpai**
But that was because the
paintings turned out well.
**[12:28] Senpai**
And that's because you modeled for me.
**[12:37] Nagatoro**
Are you trying to kiss up to me?
**[12:40] Senpai**
No!
**[12:41] Senpai**
That's not it.
**[12:43] Senpai**
It wouldn't have turned out like
this if I'd done it by myself.
**[12:49] Senpai**
Thanks.
**[13:00] Nagatoro**
Stop being so gross.
**[13:02] Nagatoro**
You creep.
**[13:05] Nagatoro**
Jeez.
**[13:07] Nagatoro**
Senpai.
**[13:19] Nagatoro**
All right, let's wrap up the
rest of the day, Senpai!
**[13:24] Senpai**
Y-Yeah.
**[13:25] Nagatoro**
You need to be more enthusiastic.
**[13:27] Nagatoro**
You're going to...
**[13:27] President**
Don't touch my piece!
**[13:37] Person 1**
Please come to the student guidance office.
**[13:41] Nagatoro**
Er...
***SIGN*** Student Guidance Office
**[13:46] President**
I've received permission for the exhibit.
***SIGN*** Did You Hear Her Talk About Love, Senpai?
**[13:48] President**
This is tyranny!
**[13:49] Person 1**
We said we would decide depending on
the response on the day of the event.
**[13:53] Person 1**
This may be art, but we are at school.
**[13:58] Person 1**
Moral order!
**[13:59] Person 2**
Moral order!
**[14:03] President**
I consider myself an artist.
**[14:05] President**
I'm ready to fight for the
right to free expression.
**[14:10] Sakura**
I think this means we win.
**[14:14] Gamo**
That was kind of anti-climactic.
**[14:16] Yoshi**
Victory without battle!
**[14:20] Person 1**
In any case, we forbid you to display
your piece during the culture festival.
**[14:26] Senpai**
H-Hold on a second!
**[14:32] Person 1**
What do you want?
**[14:34] Senpai**
Why?
**[14:35] Senpai**
What's wrong with the president's piece?
**[14:38] Senpai**
It was fine last year.
**[14:41] Person 1**
We received a report that she was using it
to play with the male students' lust.
**[14:46] Person 1**
We can't allow that to happen.
**[14:48] Senpai**
B-But...
**[14:49] President**
Enough.
**[14:51] President**
It just means my art didn't have the
power to sway the viewers' hearts.
**[14:55] Senpai**
That's not true!
**[14:57] Senpai**
I-I'm always struggling to figure out how to
make art the way you do, what I should draw.
**[15:05] Senpai**
B-But that's how I came to realize that
what I really want to draw, deep down,
**[15:13] ---**
is Nagatoro.
**[15:18] Person 1**
Just what is your point?
**[15:20] Senpai**
Oh, er, um... Well...
**[15:23] Gamo**
You're up. Go help him out.
**[15:26] Nagatoro**
Hey!
**[15:30] Nagatoro**
I don't know anything about art,
**[15:33] ---**
but even as a woman, I think it's pretty.
**[15:39] Person 1**
That's an entirely subjective opinion.
**[15:42] Person 1**
It doesn't mean anything.
**[15:45] Gamo**
Yoshi.
**[15:53] Yoshi**
U-Um...
**[15:57] Yoshi**
Th-There were some people who were
looking at it with sketchy eyes,
**[16:01] ---**
but there were lots who took it seriously, too.
**[16:06] Yoshi**
It's...
**[16:09] ---**
uh... amazing.
**[16:19] Gamo**
Whew...
**[16:21] Gamo**
It's not looking too good
for the president, is it?
**[16:23] Sakura**
That discipline committee president
seemed pretty stubborn.
**[16:28] Yoshi**
Sh-She's coming!
**[16:33] Gamo**
Looks like it didn't go well.
**[16:40] Senpai**
President...
**[16:44] President**
I was allowed to continue the exhibit
**[16:47] ---**
on the condition that I gather a survey
of the viewers and produce a report.
**[16:54] President**
I appreciate your support.
**[16:58] Senpai**
N-No, it was nothing.
**[16:59] Nagatoro**
We were just doing the right thing.
**[17:02] Nagatoro**
Although, you know...
**[17:04] Nagatoro**
We win now, right?
**[17:07] Gamo**
Right?
**[17:08] President**
You were disqualified from the competition.
***SIGN*** Club Termination Form
***SIGN*** We hereby declare this club terminated for the reasons given below.
**[17:13] President**
I'll take back shutting down the club.
**[17:15] President**
I'll talk to the student council.
**[17:19] Nagatoro**
Victory!
**[17:20] President**
That's fine by me.
**[17:22] Senpai**
Th-Thank you!
**[17:28] Gamo**
It's not over yet.
**[17:30] Sakura**
There has to be a penalty for you.
**[17:34] Yoshi**
Shave her bald!
**[17:35] Senpai**
No, it's okay!
**[17:37] Senpai**
You don't need to do that.
**[17:38] Nagatoro**
Stay out of this, Senpai!
**[17:42] President**
Indeed.
**[17:43] President**
That would only be fair.
**[17:46] Nagatoro**
Thanks for being so understanding, President.
**[17:49] Gamo**
What should your punishment be?
***SIGN*** Kazehaya High School Culture Festival
**[18:00] Senpai**
Nagatoro?
**[18:02] Senpai**
Did you forget something?
**[18:06] Senpai**
Wh-Wh-Why are you dressed like that?!
**[18:09] President**
This is the fate of the defeated.
***SIGN*** Torocat
Straps
300 yen/apiece
**[18:12] President**
I was forced to sell cat-ear merch.
**[18:16] Senpai**
Those girls...
**[18:17] President**
Although...
**[18:19] President**
This is humiliating, but it's
also a new form of oppression.
**[18:25] President**
It stimulates my creative desire.
**[18:28] President**
This may bring me unprecedented deliverance.
**[18:30] Senpai**
Just get changed already!
**[18:32] Senpai**
You're going to cause problems again!
**[18:35] President**
You're right.
**[18:37] Senpai**
Wh-What are you doing?!
**[18:39] Gamo**
Man, we sold out.
**[18:41] Yoshi**
We made a killing.
**[18:43] Gamo**
We should have made more.
**[18:45] Sakura**
Although that was never our original goal.
**[18:51] Nagatoro**
I'm going to go walk around.
**[18:53] Gamo**
Say hi to Paisen for me!
**[18:55] Yoshi**
Say hi!
**[18:56] Sakura**
See you later.
**[19:01] Senpai**
Don't do that here!
**[19:03] President**
I don't mind.
**[19:05] Senpai**
No, that's not the problem.
**[19:07] Nagatoro**
Senpai?
**[19:14] Nagatoro**
Where do you think you're undressing,
you bunny girl witch!
**[19:21] President**
I was kidding.
**[19:22] Senpai**
Don't touch my glasses.
**[19:28] President**
It is a little clumsy at times,
but every piece has a definite passion.
**[19:35] President**
I like them.
**[19:38] Nagatoro**
She's complimenting you, Senpai.
**[19:41] Senpai**
Y-Yeah.
**[19:44] President**
And more than anything...
**[19:48] President**
There's love.
**[19:52] Senpai**
L-L-Love?! But...
**[19:52] President**
* They say, "Never underestimate a man you*
* haven't seen for more than three days."*
**[19:57] Nagatoro**
You gave them your love?!
**[19:59] Senpai**
No, I-I mean...
**[20:01] Senpai**
Love isn't...
**[20:03] President**
You don't have love?
**[20:05] Nagatoro**
You don't?
**[20:10] Person 1**
* The closing ceremony concert*
* will be held at the auditorium.*
**[20:14] Person 1**
*Please invite everyone and come to the venue.*
**[20:15] Nagatoro**
A concert, huh?
**[20:17] Person 1**
*I repeat...*
**[20:18] Nagatoro**
That sounds fun.
**[20:19] Person 1**
* The closing ceremony concert*
* will be held at the auditorium.*
**[20:22] Person 1**
*Please invite everyone and come to the venue.*
**[20:22] Senpai**
W-Want to go check it out, then?
**[20:26] Nagatoro**
What did you say just now?
**[20:28] Nagatoro**
You're too mumbly. I couldn't hear.
**[20:30] Senpai**
I-I said, l-let's go together.
**[20:34] Gamo**
You're going to miss the concert!
**[20:36] Sakura**
There are going to be lots of hot guys.
**[20:38] Yoshi**
Let's party night!
**[20:41] Nagatoro**
Let's go, Senpai.
**[20:48] Senpai**
Yeah.
**[22:53] Nagatoro**
Time for your obligatory reward.
**[22:56] Nagatoro**
Close your eyes, please.
**[22:58] Nagatoro**
Hurry up.
**[23:25] Nagatoro**
Bleah!
# Season 2 - 2nd Attack
# E1 - It's You and Me, Senpai~
Source: [Crunchyroll](https://www.crunchyroll.com/watch/GX9UQ081W/its-you-and-me-senpai)
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***SIGN*** Student Council Office
**[00:04] Council President**
It's late.
**[00:05] Council President**
The handwriting is messy.
**[00:06] Council President**
You used the wrong format.
**[00:08] Council President**
Do it over, dumbass.
**[00:12] Mashiro**
*My name is Mashiro Ai.*
**[00:14] Mashiro**
*I'm a first-year high school student.*
**[00:16] Mashiro**
* I've somehow become the*
* student council secretary.*
**[00:20] Council President**
Are you listening to me?!
**[00:22] Mashiro**
I-I'm listening, President!
**[00:24] Council President**
Less yapping, more writing.
**[00:27] Council President**
Want me to shut that mouth of yours?
**[00:35] Mashiro**
I'm late!
**[00:36] Mashiro**
I slept in because the president
had me working late.
**[00:44] Mashiro**
*The president's in the middle of an exam.*
***SIGN*** Student Council Office
**[00:59] Council President**
It was a lapse in judgment.
**[01:02] Council President**
I promise never to do it again.
**[01:05] Council President**
So please...
**[01:07] Mashiro**
Fine.
**[01:09] Mashiro**
I won't tell anyone.
**[01:11] Council President**
Secretary!
**[01:14] Mashiro**
But in return...
**[01:16] Council President**
In return?
**[01:21] Mashiro**
From now on, you're going to do
everything I tell you to, President.
**[01:29] Council President**
What...?!
***SIGN*** From now on,
you're going to
***SIGN*** do everything I tell you to...
***SIGN*** President
...♥
***SIGN*** What...?!
**[01:31] Senpai**
*What...?!*
***SIGN*** Art Room
**[01:36] Senpai**
*Why is it...*
***SIGN*** Slave of Love
**[01:38] Senpai**
*that this guy is so relatable?*
**[01:42] Senpai**
*And the girl seems familiar...*
***SIGN***
President...
**[01:46] Nagatoro**
Senpai!
**[01:47] Nagatoro**
'Sup?!
**[01:51] Nagatoro**
I bought new loafers!
**[01:53] Nagatoro**
I like sneakers for their comfort,
**[01:57] Nagatoro**
but a high school girl's gotta be
able to wear loafers, am I right?
**[02:03] Nagatoro**
Ta-da!
**[02:05] Nagatoro**
What do you think, Senpai?
**[02:07] Nagatoro**
Is it electrifying?
**[02:13] Senpai**
S-Sure, they look good.
**[02:16] Nagatoro**
That's a weak reaction.
**[02:22] Nagatoro**
Hey, is that *Slave of Love?*
**[02:26] Nagatoro**
I didn't know you read shoujo manga, Senpai.
**[02:29] Senpai**
Wh-What's wrong with that?
**[02:31] Senpai**
I-I heard it's getting an anime adaptation,
so I bought it out of curiosity.
**[02:35] Nagatoro**
Oh, no.
**[02:36] Nagatoro**
I never said there's anything wrong.
**[02:38] Nagatoro**
I've been keeping up with it, too.
**[02:40] Senpai**
Really?
**[02:42] Nagatoro**
I mean, I don't normally read manga much.
***SIGN*** Slave of Love
***SIGN*** Anime adaptation announced!!
**[02:46] Ai**
President, are you listening?
**[02:46] Nagatoro**
But I feel weirdly close with
the protagonist, Ai-chan.
**[02:51] Nagatoro**
It cracks me up seeing the mega-sadistic
four-eyes get all teary-eyed.
**[02:56] Senpai**
*I'm sure it does.*
**[02:57] Nagatoro**
I bet you'd get all teary-eyed if
a girl did this kinda stuff to you.
**[03:02] Senpai**
No, not really.
**[03:04] Senpai**
It's nowhere near as bad as
how *someone* toys with me.
**[03:09] Senpai**
If you're so sure, why don't I hit
you with some *Slave of Love* play?
**[03:15] Nagatoro**
D-Do what you want.
**[03:18] Nagatoro**
No manga skit is going to mess me up.
**[03:21] Nagatoro**
Here.
**[03:22] Senpai**
Nah, not Volume 1.
**[03:24] Senpai**
They haven't gotten warmed up that early on.
**[03:28] Nagatoro**
The latest volume, though...
***SIGN*** Ack...
***SIGN*** Sorry.
***SIGN*** Drip
**[03:32] Senpai**
Sorry.
**[03:38] Mashiro**
Lick it off with your tongue,
Council President.
***SIGN*** Clean
it
with
your
tongue,
***SIGN*** President ♥
***SIGN*** Ugh...
**[03:43] Nagatoro**
Shoe-licking play!
**[03:45] Nagatoro**
Not bad for a shoujo manga!
**[03:48] Senpai**
This protagonist's messed up!
**[03:50] Senpai**
Th-This is taking it a little far.
**[03:56] Nagatoro**
Oh, whoopsies.
**[03:58] Nagatoro**
I got it on my loafer.
**[04:01] Senpai**
Seriously, stop!
**[04:21] Nagatoro**
Wait...
**[04:28] Nagatoro**
S-Senpai...
**[04:43] Nagatoro**
Th-Thanks, Senpai.
**[04:45] Senpai**
Wh-Whatever.
***SIGN*** DON'T TOY WITH ME,
MISS NAGATORO
***SIGN*** DON'T TOY WITH ME,
MISS NAGATORO
***SIGN*** It's You and Me, Senpai~
***SIGN*** It's You and Me, Senpai~
**[06:39] Senpai**
*Nagatoro.*
**[06:46] Senpai**
*Come to think of it...*
**[06:48] (Flashback) Nagatoro**
Senpai!
**[06:50] (Flashback) Nagatoro**
Senpai!
**[06:52] (Flashback) Nagatoro**
Let's go to the beach!
**[06:59] Senpai**
*Maybe for once, I should be the one to...*
**[07:06] Senpai**
*No, no, no!*
**[07:07] Senpai**
*Hold up. Hold up.*
**[07:09] Senpai**
*What am I, a moth into the flame?*
**[07:13] Senpai**
*Wise men stay clear of danger.*
**[07:17] Senpai**
*Still, though...*
**[07:25] Nagatoro**
Creeper!
**[07:26] Nagatoro**
What are you doing?
**[07:27] Nagatoro**
Are you a stalker?
**[07:29] Nagatoro**
Creeper! Creeper!
**[07:29] Senpai**
N-No!
**[07:33] Nagatoro**
Man, that was crazy, even for you.
**[07:37] Nagatoro**
I could totally report you to the police.
**[07:39] Nagatoro**
Moments away from an incident!
**[07:42] Nagatoro**
You're lucky I'm a nice girl.
**[07:45] Nagatoro**
It's my duty as a citizen to report you,
but I'll give you a little bit of leeway.
**[07:50] Senpai**
I-I wasn't...
**[07:52] Senpai**
I just noticed you, so I thought
I'd talk to you. That's all.
**[08:02] Nagatoro**
I see.
**[08:03] Nagatoro**
All right.
**[08:04] Nagatoro**
I'll give you a lesson on how
to talk to people, Senpai.
**[08:10] Senpai**
I'm good.
**[08:12] Nagatoro**
Don't be so shy.
**[08:15] Nagatoro**
We're buddies, aren't we?
**[08:23] Nagatoro**
Senpai!
**[08:28] Nagatoro**
That's Type A.
**[08:30] Nagatoro**
The most fundamental of all greetings.
**[08:32] Senpai**
That's a rather violent greeting.
**[08:35] Nagatoro**
What are you talking about?
**[08:37] Nagatoro**
You're expressing true
friendship through skinship.
**[08:40] Nagatoro**
Next, Type B.
**[08:41] Nagatoro**
Here we go!
**[08:42] Senpai**
There's more?
**[08:44] Nagatoro**
Obviously!
**[08:45] Nagatoro**
Let's keep going!
**[08:47] Nagatoro**
Senpai!
**[08:51] Nagatoro**
Senpai!
**[08:54] Nagatoro**
Senpai!
**[08:56] Senpai**
Ow!
**[08:58] Senpai**
Don't you have a more normal greeting?
**[09:01] Nagatoro**
There's no such thing as a normal
greeting for a high school girl.
**[09:04] Senpai**
Really?
**[09:05] Nagatoro**
Okay, last one. Here I go!
**[09:08] Nagatoro**
The ultimate greeting.
**[09:11] Nagatoro**
Se-n...
**[09:15] Nagatoro**
pai!
**[09:24] Nagatoro**
How's that, Senpai?
**[09:26] Senpai**
No, err...
**[09:27] Senpai**
Y-Y-You're too close!
**[09:31] Nagatoro**
Nah, nah.
**[09:32] Nagatoro**
This is totally normal for high school girls.
**[09:35] Senpai**
N-No way.
**[09:38] Senpai**
*Damn it!*
**[09:39] Senpai**
*She's totally messing with me.*
**[09:41] Nagatoro**
Okay, your turn, Senpai.
**[09:44] Nagatoro**
Try one on me.
**[09:46] Senpai**
No way!
**[09:47] Senpai**
I'm not doing that!
**[09:48] Nagatoro**
Senpai, you're a wuss.
**[09:52] Senpai**
Shut up!
**[09:53] Senpai**
I can't do it!
**[09:54] Senpai**
S-S-Skinship with a girl?!
**[09:57] Nagatoro**
I see.
**[09:58] Nagatoro**
Maybe I'll tell everyone at school, then.
**[10:01] Senpai**
T-Tell them what?
**[10:03] Nagatoro**
That I glomped you, and you got hard.
**[10:09] Nagatoro**
Ew, Senpai!
**[10:11] Nagatoro**
You're so gross!
**[10:12] Nagatoro**
All I did was hug you!
**[10:15] Senpai**
Wh-What are you talking about?!
**[10:17] Senpai**
I-I-I'm not actually...
**[10:18] Nagatoro**
Everyone, get this!
**[10:21] Nagatoro**
All I did was hug my senpai, and he—
**[10:28] Nagatoro**
Senpai, you're a loser!
**[10:31] Senpai**
Shut up!
**[10:39] Senpai**
*What if I actually...*
**[10:43] Senpai**
*smacked her on the head right now?*
**[10:48] Senpai**
*How would Nagatoro react?*
**[10:53] Senpai**
*If I actually hugged her from behind...*
**[11:00] Senpai**
*How would she react?*
**[11:03] Senpai**
*No, no!*
**[11:04] Senpai**
*What are you thinking?*
**[11:19] Senpai**
S-S-S-S-Sorry!
**[11:28] Senpai**
Sorry.
**[11:38] Gamo**
'Sup?!
**[11:39] Yoshi**
'Sup?!
**[11:40] Nagatoro**
'Sup?
**[11:42] Senpai**
* I knew it! High school girls*
* just use normal greetings!*
**[11:47] Gamo**
What're you up to?
**[11:48] Senpai**
Nothing.
**[11:49] Gamo**
Let us join.
**[11:51] Yoshi**
Join!
**[11:53] Senpai**
I said we're not doing anything.
**[11:55] Yoshi**
You suck.
**[11:56] Gamo**
Oh, yeah.
**[11:58] Gamo**
Are you down to do the thing
after school, Hayacchi?
**[12:00] Senpai**
The thing?
**[12:03] Yoshi**
The *thing!*
**[12:04] Senpai**
Oh.
**[12:05] Senpai**
I'm down.
**[12:06] Gamo**
All right, we're doing it.
**[12:08] Nagatoro**
Senpai, let's go party.
**[12:11] Senpai**
P-Party?
**[12:13] Nagatoro**
That's right.
**[12:14] Nagatoro**
The culture festival after-party.
**[12:16] Gamo**
Okay, see you after school.
**[12:17] Gamo**
I'll text you once I'm
done dealing with stuff.
**[12:19] Yoshi**
Text.
**[12:20] Nagatoro**
Later.
**[12:21] Gamo**
Later.
**[12:22] Nagatoro**
Can't wait, huh, Senpai?
***SIGN*** DON'T TOY WITH ME,
MISS NAGATORO
***SIGN*** DON'T TOY WITH ME,
MISS NAGATORO
***SIGN*** Art Room
**[12:49] Senpai**
*The culture festival after-party...*
**[12:52] Senpai**
* I'm sure it's at the usual*
* family restaurant, but...*
**[12:55] Nagatoro**
Senpai...
**[12:59] Nagatoro**
Is it just me, or is it cold today?
**[13:02] Senpai**
The AC is messed up.
**[13:04] Nagatoro**
Seriously?
**[13:07] Senpai**
It's ancient, so...
**[13:10] Nagatoro**
Well, whatever.
**[13:11] Nagatoro**
This calls for...
**[13:13] Nagatoro**
tights!
**[13:15] Nagatoro**
It's winter soon, after all.
**[13:17] Nagatoro**
I bought them the other day.
**[13:19] Senpai**
Huh...
**[13:20] Senpai**
I'm surprised, though.
**[13:22] Senpai**
You didn't seem like the type to wear those.
**[13:27] Nagatoro**
Are you saying I'm like a grade-school kid
who wears shorts and short sleeves all year?
**[13:32] Senpai**
No, not really, but...
**[13:35] Senpai**
Girls wear skirts for their uniforms,
**[13:37] Senpai**
so you'd think you'd be less
prone to getting cold than guys.
**[13:40] Nagatoro**
Senpai...
**[13:42] Nagatoro**
Girls' fashion is all about grit!
**[13:45] Nagatoro**
On windy days, on snowy days...
**[13:48] Nagatoro**
Skirts are to be worn with willpower!
**[13:51] Senpai**
Huh... That's rough.
**[13:54] Nagatoro**
But sometimes we want warmth, too.
**[14:08] Senpai**
I see...
**[14:09] Senpai**
Tights, huh?
**[14:11] Senpai**
You gotta do what you gotta do.
**[14:17] Nagatoro**
"You gotta do what you gotta do"?
**[14:24] Nagatoro**
What do you mean by,
"You gotta do what you gotta do"?
**[14:31] Nagatoro**
You mean you're disappointed, don't you?
**[14:35] Nagatoro**
You're disappointed you don't get to
see my bare legs anymore, aren't you?
**[14:40] Senpai**
N-No!
**[14:41] Nagatoro**
Senpai's obsessed with my bare legs!
**[14:45] Nagatoro**
Ew! Creep!
**[14:46] Senpai**
I'm not!
**[14:48] Nagatoro**
Okay, you put these on me, then.
**[14:52] Senpai**
What?!
**[14:53] Senpai**
Wh-Why would I do that?
**[14:55] Nagatoro**
So I can observe you up-close to see
if you're obsessed with my bare legs.
**[15:04] Nagatoro**
Come on, Senpai.
**[15:06] Nagatoro**
Hurry up and put it on me.
**[15:17] Nagatoro**
You're taking forever, Senpai.
**[15:20] Nagatoro**
Couldn't you be a bit smoother?
**[15:23] Nagatoro**
Oh, right, you can't. You're a virgin.
**[15:27] Senpai**
*Damn it...*
**[15:29] Senpai**
* Just pretend I'm bagging a daikon*
* radish and get it done quickly.*
**[15:38] Senpai**
*So soft.*
**[15:40] Senpai**
*It's nothing like a radish.*
**[15:43] Senpai**
*It's soft and smooth, yet firm and supple.*
**[15:48] Senpai**
*A girl's leg...*
**[15:50] Senpai**
*Nagatoro's leg!*
**[16:00] Nagatoro**
What are you getting all tense about?!
**[16:02] Nagatoro**
Hurry up and put it on, please!
**[16:06] Senpai**
*Clear your mind...*
**[16:10] Senpai**
*So soft!*
**[16:12] Senpai**
*No!*
**[16:13] Senpai**
*Clear your mind...*
**[16:15] Senpai**
*So soft!*
**[16:16] Senpai**
*Clear your mind...*
**[16:23] Nagatoro**
That's enough!
**[16:25] Nagatoro**
I'll finish putting it on myself!
**[16:28] Senpai**
Okay!
**[16:29] Senpai**
Okay, already!
**[16:30] Nagatoro**
Your hand movements are way too pervy!
**[16:34] Senpai**
I wasn't trying to...
**[16:35] Senpai**
Ow, ow, ow!
**[16:40] Nagatoro**
What do you think?
**[16:43] Senpai**
I-I mean, they look okay, I guess.
**[16:48] Nagatoro**
Senpai, do you have a tights fetish?
**[16:51] Senpai**
N-No!
**[16:56] Nagatoro**
Gamo-chan says they're ready to go.
***SIGN*** Fukkura Sushi
**[17:04] Senpai**
I don't have much money.
**[17:06] Nagatoro**
Don't worry.
**[17:08] Nagatoro**
We have the money from our straps.
**[17:10] Nagatoro**
You can eat all you want.
**[17:12] Senpai**
R-Really?
**[17:14] Sakura**
First bite's gotta be tuna, right?
**[17:17] Yoshi**
Tuna!
**[17:19] Nagatoro**
The smoked salmon's good.
**[17:21] Yoshi**
Salmon!
**[17:22] Gamo**
This is awesome.
**[17:24] Gamo**
I haven't had sushi in forever.
**[17:26] Yoshi**
Sushi!
**[17:27] Senpai**
*I feel so out of place.*
**[17:31] Senpai**
*I guess I'll focus on eating.*
**[17:34] Nagatoro**
Senpai, get me a negi toro.
**[17:37] Senpai**
S-Sure.
**[17:39] Sakura**
Urchin for me.
**[17:41] Gamo**
Fries for me.
**[17:45] Nagatoro**
Bonito.
**[17:47] Yoshi**
Karaage.
**[17:50] Sakura**
Eel.
**[17:53] Senpai**
*Shoot!*
**[17:54] Senpai**
*This seat's a trap!*
**[17:55] Nagatoro**
Tuna!
**[17:56] Senpai**
*The lane side is the slave's seat!*
**[17:56] Gamo**
Udon.
**[18:00] Nagatoro**
Work!
**[18:03] Senpai**
* They invited me so they*
* can work me to the bone!*
**[18:10] Nagatoro**
Senpai, what are you having next?
**[18:13] Senpai**
Amberjack, maybe?
**[18:22] Nagatoro**
Okay, amberjack. How much?
**[18:25] Senpai**
Thanks.
**[18:29] Nagatoro**
I'm going to treat you today.
**[18:32] Nagatoro**
I mean...
**[18:35] Nagatoro**
You were the one who worked the most
at the school festival, Senpai.
**[18:41] Nagatoro**
So you're the star of the show tonight.
**[18:44] Nagatoro**
Star here!
**[18:45] Nagatoro**
Treat him with respect, just for today.
**[18:48] Gamo**
A'ight.
**[18:49] Sakura**
Got it.
**[18:50] Gamo**
Offerings for Paisen.
**[18:52] Gamo**
Eat up, if you will.
**[18:55] Yoshi**
Karaage.
**[18:56] Sakura**
Have some salad, too.
**[18:58] Senpai**
Th-Thank you.
**[19:00] Sakura**
Senpai's more of a fish
type, don't you think?
**[19:04] Gamo**
Or an herbivore.
**[19:05] Yoshi**
Sheep?
**[19:06] Nagatoro**
You should eat tons of fatty stuff.
**[19:09] Nagatoro**
You're such a twig.
**[19:12] Senpai**
*I guess I had the wrong idea about them.*
**[19:15] Senpai**
*Looks like I can relax for today.*
**[19:17] Gamo**
Okay!
**[19:19] Gamo**
Special service for Paisen.
**[19:21] Gamo**
Put some salmon roe on top of the salmon...
**[19:25] Gamo**
Ta-da!
**[19:26] Gamo**
Salmon red caviar oyako sushi!
**[19:31] Gamo**
Try it, Paisen.
**[19:37] Senpai**
It's not bad.
**[19:38] Senpai**
They're the same species, so it makes sense.
**[19:41] Gamo**
Right?
**[19:42] Gamo**
Doesn't it elevate it a bit?
**[19:46] Yoshi**
I'm making some, too!
**[19:49] Yoshi**
I put mayonnaise corn on
top of a Hamburg steak sushi.
**[19:52] Yoshi**
Give it a try.
**[19:57] Senpai**
It's pretty trashy, but it's good.
**[20:02] Sakura**
Me, too! Me, too!
**[20:04] Sakura**
I put urchin on top of shrimp sushi.
**[20:07] Sakura**
I call it gorgeous nigiri!
**[20:13] Senpai**
Yum!
**[20:19] Nagatoro**
Senpai!
**[20:21] Nagatoro**
I'll make you a special, too.
**[20:26] Nagatoro**
Take half the cod roe off
**[20:28] Nagatoro**
and put soft roe on top.
**[20:32] Nagatoro**
The cod roe and soft roe have a
miraculous encounter in your stomach.
**[20:36] Nagatoro**
The preggers sushi!
**[20:38] Nagatoro**
You might get knocked up, Senpai!
**[20:48] Yoshi**
Nasty.
**[20:50] Gamo**
Yeah...
**[20:51] Sakura**
Who makes dirty jokes with food?
**[20:54] Gamo**
It's a sushi violation.
**[20:57] Sakura**
Too far.
**[20:58] Yoshi**
Sacrilege!
**[20:59] Gamo**
Hayacchi does that sometimes.
**[21:03] Sakura**
Cod roe and soft roe...
**[21:06] Gamo**
Pregnant?
**[21:15] Gamo**
Paisen went for it!
**[21:18] Senpai**
Wait, this is good.
**[21:21] Senpai**
The cod roe and soft roe go well together.
**[21:24] Senpai**
It's good.
**[21:28] Nagatoro**
See?
**[21:30] Nagatoro**
That's Senpai for you.
**[21:32] Nagatoro**
He's a creepy creeper, but he's got good taste.
**[21:35] Nagatoro**
I have the approval of the star of the day!
**[21:38] Nagatoro**
Whoo!
**[21:40] Gamo**
Jeez, you're annoying.
**[21:42] Sakura**
I'll make some, too.
**[21:43] Sakura**
Yoshi, cod roe and soft roe, please.
**[21:46] Nagatoro**
Don't copy me!
**[21:48] Gamo**
Okay, I'll use soft roe and soft roe
to make creepy creeper sushi.
**[23:25] Nagatoro**
Points of improvement for today!
**[23:27] Nagatoro**
Senpai, you were getting really
excited seeing me in tights today.
**[23:30] Senpai**
I-I wasn't!
**[23:31] Nagatoro**
What about it turned you on?
**[23:34] Senpai**
I guess the way the 80 denier fabric made it almost see-through, but not quite.
**[23:37] Nagatoro**
Y-You creepy virgin!
# E2 - You're Inviting Me, Senpai?!
Source: [Crunchyroll](https://www.crunchyroll.com/watch/G4VUQ24K5/youre-inviting-me-senpai)
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**[00:11] Senpai**
That was pretty impressive.
**[00:17] Nagatoro**
Senpai, say, "Ahh."
**[00:19] Senpai**
Eh, I'll pass.
**[00:21] Nagatoro**
Come on. Just do it.
**[00:27] Nagatoro**
Give me a second.
**[00:31] Nagatoro**
Okay, say, "Ahh."
***SIGN*** DON'T TOY WITH ME,
MISS NAGATORO
***SIGN*** DON'T TOY WITH ME,
MISS NAGATORO
***SIGN*** You're Inviting Me, Senpai?!
***SIGN*** You're Inviting Me, Senpai?!
**[02:22] Senpai**
I'm just not feeling it lately.
**[02:30] Senpai**
C-Club President?!
**[02:36] Senpai**
Th-This is...
**[02:39] President**
I knew it.
**[02:41] President**
You've been slacking off lately.
**[02:43] Senpai**
I'm sorry.
**[02:45] President**
I'm not angry.
**[02:47] President**
We've just finished the huge event
that is the cultural festival.
**[02:49] President**
You must be feeling burnt out.
**[02:52] Senpai**
Right.
**[02:54] President**
Do you remember what I said was the
most important aspect of making art?
**[02:59] Senpai**
Um...
**[03:00] President**
Love.
**[03:02] Senpai**
Uh-huh...
**[03:04] President**
I'll give you this.
***SIGN*** Sakurayama Zoo
***SIGN*** Sakurayama Zoo
***SIGN*** Special Entry Ticket
***SIGN*** Special Entry Ticket
**[03:08] Senpai**
A ticket for the zoo?
**[03:10] President**
Do life drawings as you take
in your natural surroundings.
**[03:15] Senpai**
That might be a good idea.
**[03:17] President**
When I'm exhausted from drawing
college entrance pieces,
**[03:20] ---**
I free myself in Mother Nature
and refresh both mind and body.
**[03:27] President**
The outdoors are great.
**[03:28] Senpai**
*I probably shouldn't make any comments.*
**[03:32] President**
Th-Thank you.
**[03:34] President**
I'll check out the zoo.
**[03:37] President**
Huh? But there are two here.
**[03:40] Senpai**
Why don't you invite the cat-eared girl?
**[03:43] Senpai**
She's here all the time
despite not being part of the club.
**[03:46] Senpai**
You may as well make her draw a little.
**[03:48] Nagatoro**
Creepy, creepy, creepy-py.
**[03:51] President**
Got it? Invite the cat-eared girl.
**[03:55] President**
Make her come with you!
**[03:57] Senpai**
Yes, ma'am!
**[04:01] (Flashback) President**
Make her come with you!
***SIGN*** Sakurayama Zoo
***SIGN*** Recommendations
***SIGN*** Date Ideas
***SIGN*** Feed the Animals with Your Boyfriend
***SIGN*** Take Photos Together
**[04:22] Nagatoro**
'Sup, Senpai?!
**[04:23] Senpai**
'S-Sup?
**[04:25] Nagatoro**
I've got time to kill,
so I'm gonna hang out here.
**[04:28] Senpai**
O-Okay.
**[04:30] Nagatoro**
Whatcha been up to, Senpai?
**[04:33] Senpai**
Nothing, really.
**[05:01] Senpai**
*No, no, no, no!*
**[05:02] Senpai**
*Me? Invite a girl?*
**[05:03] Senpai**
*Invite Nagatoro?!*
**[05:04] Senpai**
*I can't do that!*
**[05:08] (Flashback) Nagatoro**
If there's somewhere you
want to go with someone,
**[05:12] (Flashback) Nagatoro**
you could always try asking them.
**[05:19] Senpai**
Do you...
**[05:23] Senpai**
like animals?
**[05:26] Nagatoro**
Yeah!
**[05:27] Nagatoro**
I love animals!
**[05:28] Senpai**
I-I see.
**[05:30] Nagatoro**
Why? Why? Why?
**[05:32] Nagatoro**
What? What's up?
**[05:33] Nagatoro**
What about animals?
**[05:35] Senpai**
N-Nah...
**[05:37] Senpai**
Animals aside...
**[05:40] Nagatoro**
Aside...?
**[05:42] Senpai**
Do you like drawing at all?
**[05:47] Nagatoro**
Drawing?
**[05:48] Nagatoro**
Not really.
**[05:50] Senpai**
Oh.
**[05:53] Nagatoro**
Wait, wait!
**[05:54] Nagatoro**
I'm doing fine arts for my elective,
though, so I do draw for class.
**[06:02] Senpai**
I shall teach you.
**[06:05] Senpai**
Wanna go to the zoo to do some sketching?
**[06:11] Senpai**
*That's so condescending.*
**[06:14] Senpai**
*And imposing!*
**[06:18] Nagatoro**
Oh, actually, though,
I'm not that good at drawing.
**[06:23] Nagatoro**
You should teach me sometime, Senpai.
**[06:27] Senpai**
So I'm going to the z-zoo.
**[06:33] Nagatoro**
That came out of nowhere.
**[06:36] Senpai**
Sorry.
**[06:37] Nagatoro**
Sorry!
**[06:38] Nagatoro**
Please continue.
**[06:41] Senpai**
I have two tickets.
**[06:44] Senpai**
The president gave me these.
**[06:46] Nagatoro**
Uh-huh?
**[06:47] Nagatoro**
And?
**[06:50] Senpai**
I-If you have time,
w-wanna go together this Sunday?
**[07:00] Nagatoro**
You're inviting me, Senpai?
**[07:02] Nagatoro**
You're so creepy!
**[07:04] Nagatoro**
The zoo?!
**[07:05] Nagatoro**
That's so hilarious!
**[07:07] Nagatoro**
Creepy! Creepy!
**[07:07] Senpai**
Y-You don't have to if you don't want to.
**[07:14] Nagatoro**
Sure.
**[07:18] Nagatoro**
Let's go, Senpai.
**[07:22] Senpai**
O-Okay.
***SIGN*** ENTRANCE
**[07:38] Nagatoro**
Senpai!
**[07:41] Nagatoro**
I'm here.
**[07:46] Nagatoro**
I haven't been to the zoo
since elementary school.
***SIGN*** Soft Serve
**[07:50] Senpai**
Me, neither.
**[07:51] Nagatoro**
I'm kinda excited.
**[07:53] Senpai**
Oh, yeah.
**[07:56] Senpai**
I need to give you this first.
**[07:58] Senpai**
Here.
**[07:59] Senpai**
A sketchbook.
**[08:03] Nagatoro**
What's this for?
**[08:05] Senpai**
What do you mean, what's it for?
**[08:08] Senpai**
Why else would I have made you come?
***SIGN*** C°m
***SIGN*** Come
**[08:15] Senpai**
Come on, let's go.
**[08:17] Senpai**
Now that we're here, we gotta draw lots.
**[08:20] Senpai**
*Muhhh...*
**[08:23] Senpai**
Ow!
**[08:24] Senpai**
What was that for?!
***SIGN*** DON'T TOY WITH ME,
MISS NAGATORO
***SIGN*** DON'T TOY WITH ME,
MISS NAGATORO
**[08:49] Nagatoro**
It's standing!
**[08:52] Nagatoro**
Senpai!
**[08:53] Nagatoro**
Kojiro-kun the red panda stood up!
**[08:56] Nagatoro**
Holy crap!
**[08:57] Nagatoro**
It's standing upright!
**[09:14] Senpai**
Sorry.
**[09:15] Senpai**
I never told you we would be life drawing.
**[09:18] Nagatoro**
It's fine.
**[09:20] Nagatoro**
I know you can be like that.
**[09:25] Senpai**
* I guess most people wouldn't really*
* get that excited about life drawing.*
**[09:31] Senpai**
Sorry.
**[09:32] Senpai**
We can just walk around instead if you want.
**[09:38] Nagatoro**
Eh, it's okay.
**[09:40] Nagatoro**
I wouldn't mind putting
up with you for a day.
**[09:42] Nagatoro**
It's a rare opportunity, after all.
**[09:45] Nagatoro**
Let's draw!
**[09:48] Senpai**
Oh.
**[09:49] Senpai**
Good.
**[09:50] Nagatoro**
But now that I am...
**[09:53] Nagatoro**
You'd better teach me step by step,
hand in hand, Senpai.
**[09:57] Senpai**
R-Right.
**[10:02] Nagatoro**
Senpai...
**[10:05] Nagatoro**
Kojiro-kun won't stay still. I can't draw him.
**[10:10] Senpai**
It's just a sketch.
**[10:12] Senpai**
You don't have to make it too accurate.
**[10:16] Senpai**
Just make a vague outline of the shapes.
**[10:19] Senpai**
Make observations and draw in
the bare minimum of details.
**[10:28] Nagatoro**
It's Kojiro-kun!
**[10:30] Senpai**
G-Give it a try, like that.
**[10:37] Nagatoro**
Hand in hand.
**[10:40] Nagatoro**
You promised you'd teach me
each step hand in hand.
**[10:44] Senpai**
Huh? Yeah.
**[10:46] Nagatoro**
Well, take my hand and
teach me how it's done.
**[10:53] Senpai**
L-Like this?
**[10:57] Nagatoro**
Yup!
**[11:00] Nagatoro**
Come on, come on!
**[11:02] Senpai**
W-Wait!
**[11:03] Senpai**
I didn't mean that!
**[11:05] Nagatoro**
What's wrong?
**[11:07] Nagatoro**
Were you lying?
**[11:09] Nagatoro**
Was that a big, fat lie?
**[11:11] Senpai**
It wasn't!
**[11:14] Nagatoro**
Meh.
**[11:15] Nagatoro**
I didn't expect a virgin sea louse like you...
**[11:19] Nagatoro**
to take a girl's hand to teach her anything.
**[11:26] Senpai**
I-I can do that much!
**[11:31] Nagatoro**
Okay.
**[11:33] Nagatoro**
Please and thank you, Senpai.
**[11:41] Senpai**
* I-It's not a big deal.*
* I'm just taking her hand.*
**[11:54] Senpai**
S-Something like this.
**[11:57] Nagatoro**
Oh?
**[11:58] Senpai**
M-Make broad outlines.
**[12:00] Nagatoro**
Uh-huh.
**[12:01] Senpai**
S-Sketch it out.
**[12:04] Nagatoro**
Senpai, your voice is cracking.
**[12:07] Senpai**
Th-Th-That's not really...
**[12:10] Nagatoro**
That aside...
**[12:12] Senpai**
That aside...?
**[12:15] Senpai**
C-Compare the figure to your
drawing and add details.
**[12:20] Nagatoro**
Senpai, you're so floppy all of a sudden.
**[12:24] Senpai**
Wh-What do you expect?!
**[12:26] Senpai**
I'm drawing using someone else's hand!
**[12:29] Nagatoro**
I know you are.
**[12:32] Nagatoro**
Huh?
**[12:33] Nagatoro**
That's it?
**[12:34] Senpai**
I-I've done the broad strokes.
**[12:38] Senpai**
Do the rest yourself.
**[12:42] Nagatoro**
Thankies, Senpai!
**[13:12] Nagatoro**
Now that we compare...
**[13:15] Nagatoro**
I'm pretty bad at this.
**[13:18] Senpai**
No, that's not true.
**[13:22] Senpai**
You're getting better and better.
**[13:24] Nagatoro**
Really? Am I?
**[13:26] Senpai**
Y-Yeah.
**[13:28] Nagatoro**
But yours are kinda...
**[13:31] Nagatoro**
Lively? I think?
**[13:37] Senpai**
A-Are they?
**[13:38] Nagatoro**
So!
**[13:40] Nagatoro**
What exactly is the trick?
**[13:42] Senpai**
The trick?
**[13:47] (Flashback) President**
Do you remember what I said was the
most important aspect of making art?
**[13:53] (Flashback) Senpai**
Um...
**[13:55] (Flashback) President**
Love.
**[14:00] Senpai**
So, like, an interest in what
you're drawing, or something.
**[14:04] Senpai**
Having positive emotions is important.
**[14:07] Senpai**
I think.
**[14:14] Nagatoro**
I'm going to the washroom.
**[14:17] Senpai**
O-Okay.
**[14:32] Woman A**
Man, zoos are so... y'know?
**[14:35] Man B**
Stinky?
**[14:36] Woman A**
Exactly.
**[14:37] Man B**
The animal stench, right?
**[14:39] Man B**
Also, shit.
**[14:42] Woman A**
Gross, right?
**[14:45] Woman A**
Holy crap, seriously.
**[14:46] Man B**
H-Hey!
**[14:49] Man B**
You're Hayacchi's senpai, aren't you?
**[14:52] Senpai**
Huh? Er, yeah.
**[14:54] Man B**
Remember me?
**[14:55] Man B**
It's me.
**[14:56] Man B**
We met at the park.
**[15:00] Senpai**
* I feel like we met somewhere,*
* but I don't remember.*
**[15:04] Senpai**
*I'm not good at remembering people's faces.*
**[15:07] Woman A**
Who's he?
**[15:08] Woman A**
Do you know him?
**[15:09] Man B**
No.
**[15:10] Man B**
Someone who knows someone I know.
**[15:11] Senpai**
*Get lost already!*
**[15:14] Man B**
What's this?
**[15:17] Man B**
Are you drawing?
**[15:18] Woman A**
Really?
**[15:20] Woman A**
Drawing at the zoo?
**[15:21] Man B**
Club work, maybe?
**[15:25] Senpai**
* This calls for an emptying of the mind*
* and patience until the storm passes.*
**[15:32] Woman A**
Wait, this is pretty good, isn't it?
**[15:34] Man B**
Huh?
**[15:35] Man B**
Although this one's pretty bad.
**[15:41] Woman A**
Really?
**[15:42] Man B**
Really.
**[15:44] Woman A**
Holy crap, that's hilarious.
**[15:46] Man B**
Right?
**[15:47] Woman A**
That's way too crappy.
**[15:51] Man B**
Must be a grade school kid's homework.
**[16:00] Senpai**
D-Don't laugh at art that
s-someone worked hard on!
**[16:18] Man B**
Yo, what'd you say just now?
**[16:21] Man B**
Tell me.
**[16:23] Man B**
Tell me what you just said.
**[16:27] Nagatoro**
I'm back, Senpai.
**[16:41] Nagatoro**
'Sup?
**[16:43] Woman A**
Oh, you're here.
**[16:46] Man B**
'Sup?
**[16:48] Nagatoro**
I drew that, you know.
**[16:52] Man B**
Really?
**[16:54] Woman A**
Oh, you did?
**[16:55] Woman A**
Wow.
**[16:56] Woman A**
I mean, this isn't all that bad, right?
**[16:59] Man B**
Right?
**[17:01] Man B**
It's kinda got mascot-y vibes, right?
**[17:03] Nagatoro**
Nah, that was supposed to
be a pretty serious drawing.
**[17:08] Man B**
Really?
**[17:09] Woman A**
That's hilarious.
**[17:11] Senpai**
Anyway, that aside...
**[17:13] Man B**
That aside?
**[17:19] Nagatoro**
Did you need something from my senpai?
**[17:26] Woman A**
Nah, nah!
**[17:27] Woman A**
We were, like, "Dude, he's good!" Right?
**[17:30] Man B**
Yeah, legit good.
**[17:32] Woman A**
I mean, yours is good, too, Hayacchi,
but Senpai's is, like, next level, right?
**[17:38] Man B**
Yup, yup.
**[17:39] Woman A**
He's so pro, right?
**[17:41] Man B**
We were just looking at it like, damn!
**[17:45] Nagatoro**
I know, right?
**[17:49] Man B**
No, seriously.
**[17:50] Man B**
It's awesome.
**[17:51] Woman A**
Seriously.
**[17:53] Man B**
Anyway, we'd better get going.
**[17:56] Man B**
Later.
**[17:57] Woman A**
Bye-bye!
**[18:01] Senpai**
Th-Thanks.
**[18:03] Nagatoro**
No worries.
**[18:05] Nagatoro**
You're such a wimpy wimp.
**[18:08] Nagatoro**
Wimpy wimp!
**[18:10] Nagatoro**
Wimpy wimp!
**[18:11] Nagatoro**
Wimpy wimp!
**[18:14] Senpai**
Though...
**[18:16] Senpai**
I have to do better.
**[18:27] (Flashback) Senpai**
D-Don't laugh at art that
s-someone worked hard on!
**[18:43] Nagatoro**
Nah, I mean, I think that's
a good look for you.
**[18:48] Nagatoro**
It's a good look.
**[18:52] Senpai**
Sure.
**[18:53] Senpai**
Fine.
**[18:54] Nagatoro**
Yup, yup.
**[19:02] Nagatoro**
Well it's getting pretty late.
**[19:04] Nagatoro**
Why don't we draw one more and call it a day?
**[19:07] Senpai**
Okay.
***SIGN*** Zoo Map
**[19:09] Nagatoro**
What should we draw?
**[19:11] Senpai**
Let's see...
**[19:14] Senpai**
Your favorite animal, then.
**[19:18] Nagatoro**
Animal...
**[19:24] Senpai**
What do you like?
**[19:25] Nagatoro**
That one.
**[19:31] Senpai**
You like sloths, huh?
**[19:33] Nagatoro**
Nah, actually, anything's fine.
**[19:36] Senpai**
Uh-huh...
**[19:38] Nagatoro**
Come on, Senpai!
**[19:40] Nagatoro**
Don't just stand there! Start drawing!
**[19:43] Senpai**
Okay, okay!
**[19:52] Senpai**
*Why is she drawing from so far away?*
**[20:15] Nagatoro**
What are you doing, looking away?!
**[20:17] Nagatoro**
Keep your eye on it and draw!
**[20:20] Senpai**
R-Right.
**[20:27] Senpai**
Okay.
**[20:28] Senpai**
*It looks pretty good.*
**[20:31] Senpai**
I'm done.
**[20:32] Senpai**
What about you?
**[20:33] Nagatoro**
Done.
**[20:35] Nagatoro**
By the way, can you guess what I drew?
**[20:38] Senpai**
The sloth, right?
**[20:41] Nagatoro**
That's right, a sloth.
**[20:44] Nagatoro**
But a specific kind of
sloth that lives in Japan.
**[20:48] Nagatoro**
The five-fingered sloth!
**[20:51] Nagatoro**
It's so lazy and wimpy that
it's about to go extinct.
**[20:55] Nagatoro**
And it's got such a weak presence,
it's extremely rare to spot it.
**[21:00] Senpai**
* There she goes again,*
* drawing me just to toy with me!*
**[21:07] Senpai**
* It's not good, but it's*
* drawn really carefully.*
**[21:11] Senpai**
*And...*
**[21:14] Senpai**
*It's...*
**[21:15] (Flashback) President**
Do you remember what I said was the
most important aspect of making art?
**[21:20] (Flashback) President**
Love.
**[21:26] President**
*No, no, no!*
**[21:27] President**
*What am I thinking?*
**[21:32] Nagatoro**
Why are you gazing at it for so long?
**[21:34] Nagatoro**
You creep!
**[21:36] Nagatoro**
Are you violating my drawing with your eyes?
**[21:38] Senpai**
N-No!
**[21:39] Nagatoro**
Look at you,
violating my drawing of yourself.
**[21:42] Nagatoro**
You're such a pervert.
**[21:44] Senpai**
No!
**[21:45] Nagatoro**
Jeez, Senpai, you're such a creepy creep!
**[23:25] Nagatoro**
Points of improvement for today.
**[23:27] Senpai**
I think you're the one who
can stand to improve today.
**[23:29] Nagatoro**
What?! What did I do?
**[23:31] Senpai**
I think you had a misunderstanding.
**[23:34] Nagatoro**
Misunderstanding between what and what?
**[23:36] Nagatoro**
Well? Well, Senpai?
**[23:38] Senpai**
I-I'm sorry!
# E3 - Senpai... Were You... Listening to What I Said...?
Source: [Crunchyroll](https://www.crunchyroll.com/watch/GQJUG24ZE/senpai-were-you-listening-to-what-i-said)
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***SIGN*** Art Room
**[00:11] Nagatoro**
That was a refreshing nap.
**[00:14] Senpai**
You're treating this room
like your own home.
**[00:17] Nagatoro**
True.
**[00:18] Nagatoro**
This is my second home.
**[00:25] Nagatoro**
Sakura and the girls want to hang out.
**[00:27] Nagatoro**
Toying with Senpai is fun,
but I think I'll make it a girl-talk day.
**[00:36] Nagatoro**
Later, Senpai!
**[00:40] Senpai**
*Girl talk...*
**[00:41] Senpai**
*I wonder what they'd be talking about.*
**[00:48] Senpai**
I guess she'll come get it after school.
***SIGN*** DON'T TOY WITH ME,
MISS NAGATORO
***SIGN*** DON'T TOY WITH ME,
MISS NAGATORO
***SIGN*** Senpai... Were You... Listening to What I Said...?
***SIGN*** Senpai... Were You... Listening to What I Said...?
**[02:33] Senpai**
*The first-years' floor...*
**[02:36] Senpai**
*I feel so out of place.*
**[02:38] Senpai**
*Stay calm.*
**[02:40] Senpai**
* Gotta give this back and*
* get out of here quickly.*
**[02:43] Senpai**
*Wait...*
**[02:45] Senpai**
*Which class is she in?*
**[02:51] Orihara**
Need something?
**[02:53] Senpai**
O-Oh, er, well...
**[02:57] Senpai**
I'm looking for someone.
**[02:59] Orihara**
Who?
**[03:00] Senpai**
N-Nagatoro is her name.
**[03:03] Orihara**
Nagatoro?
**[03:05] Orihara**
She's not in my class.
**[03:06] Senpai**
O-Okay.
**[03:08] Senpai**
Thanks.
**[03:09] Orihara**
Wait, hang on!
**[03:12] Orihara**
Nagatoro...
**[03:13] Orihara**
I think I've heard that name.
**[03:17] Orihara**
What's her first name?
**[03:21] Senpai**
*Her name...*
**[03:23] Senpai**
*Come to think of it...*
**[03:26] Senpai**
*I can't believe...*
**[03:30] (Flashback) Gamo**
Hayacchi strips down for the team, too.
**[03:34] Senpai**
H-Haya...
**[03:36] Senpai**
Haya...
**[03:37] Orihara**
Oh, Hayacchi!
**[03:39] Orihara**
Right, right.
**[03:40] Orihara**
Yeah, now I remember her last name.
**[03:43] Orihara**
Hayacchi is in Class 1-C.
**[03:45] Senpai**
Th-Thanks.
**[03:48] Senpai**
*Haya...*
**[03:50] Senpai**
*Haya...*
**[03:51] Senpai**
*Haya-what, I wonder?*
**[04:00] Senpai**
*She's not here.*
**[04:03] Senpai**
*What do I do?*
**[04:04] Senpai**
*I look suspicious standing here.*
**[04:07] Gamo**
Nice! Those are some good punches.
**[04:10] Senpai**
*The friends!*
**[04:11] Senpai**
*Now what?*
**[04:13] Senpai**
*Do I give this to the friends and leave?*
**[04:16] Senpai**
*Although if they catch me...*
**[04:19] Gamo**
Come on, Paisen, stick around for a while.
**[04:22] Yoshi**
Stick around!
**[04:24] Senpai**
*Time to get out of here.*
**[04:26] Sakura**
So, anyway...
**[04:28] Sakura**
*More friends this way, too!*
**[04:34] Rabi**
'Sup?!
**[04:35] Gamo**
Hey.
**[04:37] Sakura**
Have you had lunch yet?
**[04:38] Gamo**
I'm about to eat now.
**[04:40] Rabi**
We'll be chilling in class, then.
**[04:45] Sakura**
Wanna go to the window side?
**[04:48] Senpai**
*What the hell am I doing?*
**[04:50] Rabi**
Where's Hayacchi?
**[04:51] Sakura**
She said she's coming.
**[04:52] Nagatoro**
I'm here!
**[04:55] Senpai**
*Nagatoro!*
***SIGN*** Tomato Juice
**[04:57] Nagatoro**
Got Royal Tomato Juice!
**[05:00] Sakura**
Here we go with your weird drinks again.
**[05:02] Rabi**
You really like tomato juice, huh?
**[05:07] Sakura**
Rabi-chan got a boyfriend, apparently.
**[05:10] Nagatoro**
For real?!
**[05:11] Nekopa**
For real?!
**[05:12] Sakura**
For real. The chad guy.
**[05:18] Nagatoro**
But she said she couldn't stand chad types.
**[05:20] Rabi**
He doesn't count.
He's the good type of chad.
**[05:24] Nekopa**
Look at her, being so casual.
**[05:25] Nekopa**
Like she's already won at life.
**[05:27] Rabi**
He's good-looking, so...
**[05:29] Rabi**
You can get away with most
things if you're good looking.
**[05:32] Nagatoro**
Nah, that doesn't really cut it for me.
**[05:36] Sakura**
Well anyway, congratulations
on getting a boyfriend.
**[05:40] Senpai**
*I need to sneak out at some point.*
**[05:43] Senpai**
* Or I'm going to be stuck*
* here until school's over.*
**[05:45] Nekopa**
So, what are your types?
**[05:48] Nekopa**
I like dependable guys. For sure.
**[05:51] Sakura**
I'm pretty accommodating,
so I'm okay with any type.
**[05:56] Nekopa**
So you're a whore.
**[05:58] Sakura**
I can handle any kind of ball.
**[06:00] Sakura**
Call me the guardian angel.
**[06:04] Nagatoro**
The only problem is that she
ends up crushing on everyone.
**[06:07] Nekopa**
What about you, Hayacchi?
**[06:12] Sakura**
You weren't really the dating type before.
**[06:16] Nekopa**
These days, you're pretty girly.
**[06:19] Rabi**
Right?
**[06:20] Nagatoro**
No way. No, I'm not.
**[06:22] Nekopa**
Come on! What's your type?
**[06:23] Senpai**
*Shoot!*
**[06:25] Senpai**
*I shouldn't be listening in on this.*
**[06:25] Rabi**
Come on!
**[06:28] Nagatoro**
Me?
**[06:31] Nagatoro**
Well...
**[06:39] Nagatoro**
Someone I like hanging out with, I guess.
**[06:57] Nekopa**
So plain.
**[06:58] Sakura**
Yeah.
**[06:59] Sakura**
Especially for Toro-chan.
**[07:01] Rabi**
I don't think a normal
guy can keep up with you.
**[07:04] Nagatoro**
Wh-Why do you care?!
**[07:07] Nagatoro**
Huh?
**[07:08] Sakura**
What's wrong?
**[07:10] Nagatoro**
I can't find my phone.
**[07:11] Rabi**
For real?
**[07:12] Nekopa**
Did you drop it?
**[07:15] Sakura**
Maybe it's in the club room.
**[07:16] Nagatoro**
Oh, yeah, maybe.
**[07:18] Rabi**
Speaking of which, I heard you're
spending time in a club room these days.
**[07:24] Nekopa**
I know.
**[07:25] Nagatoro**
S-So what if I am?
**[07:27] Rabi**
Is it a guy?
**[07:32] Nekopa**
It's a guy!
**[07:33] Nekopa**
A guy!
**[07:33] Nagatoro**
N-No!
**[07:41] Sakura**
What was that?
**[07:42] Sakura**
I heard a noise just now.
**[07:44] Rabi**
Scary.
**[07:45] Rabi**
Is it a poltergeist?
**[07:47] Nekopa**
Or a ghost?
**[07:48] Nagatoro**
Of course not.
**[07:49] Rabi**
Be careful, Hayacchi.
**[07:52] Nagatoro**
Trust me, it's nothing.
**[08:08] Nagatoro**
What are you doing?
**[08:14] Nagatoro**
You brought it here for me?
**[08:18] Sakura**
Hey, did you find anything?
**[08:21] Nagatoro**
Huh? No.
**[08:22] Nagatoro**
Wait, I see Sakura's guardian spirit!
**[08:25] Nekopa**
For real?
**[08:26] Rabi**
For real?
**[08:28] Sakura**
You do, huh? She's a courtesan, you know.
**[08:34] Nagatoro**
Senpai, that was *actually* creepy.
**[08:38] Nagatoro**
You were the Abominable Locker Monster.
**[08:40] Senpai**
Sorry.
**[08:41] Senpai**
It just kinda happened.
**[08:43] Nagatoro**
Anyway, it's fine.
**[08:46] Nagatoro**
Thanks for returning my phone.
**[08:49] Senpai**
Bye.
**[08:51] Nagatoro**
Senpai.
**[08:59] Nagatoro**
Were you listening to what I said?
**[09:06] Senpai**
What are you talking about?
***SIGN*** For real?!
***SIGN*** For real?!?!
***SIGN*** DON'T TOY WITH ME,
MISS NAGATORO
***SIGN*** DON'T TOY WITH ME,
MISS NAGATORO
**[09:26] Senpai**
*The school marathon is tomorrow.*
**[09:30] (Flashback) Nagatoro**
Come after me if you're that upset!
**[09:34] (Flashback) Nagatoro**
Right, Maggot-senpai?
**[09:37] Senpai**
*I gotta try to impress her for once.*
**[09:43] Student**
I won't leave you behind. Don't worry.
**[09:46] Sensei**
I hope you all remember the course.
**[09:48] All**
Yes.
**[09:50] Sensei**
We're going to be outside.
Don't make a lot of noise.
**[09:52] All**
Okay.
**[09:55] Senpai**
*Seems like my foot's okay.*
**[09:57] Senpai**
*Oh, where's Nagatoro?*
**[10:05] Sensei**
Ready...
**[10:08] Senpai**
*Everyone's sprinting so hard.*
**[10:11] Senpai**
*I'm gonna go at my own pace.*
**[10:12] Nagatoro**
Senpai!
**[10:21] Senpai**
Let's race, Senpai.
**[10:24] Nagatoro**
R-Race?
**[10:26] Gamo;Yoshi;Sakura**
Race!
**[10:29] Senpai**
I-I'm not gonna race.
**[10:31] Senpai**
I'll just run at my own pace.
**[10:34] Nagatoro**
I know you're slow,
but you might win if you keep it up.
**[10:40] Sakura**
Like the tortoise and the hare.
**[10:42] Gamo**
You might catch us off guard. Who knows?
**[10:45] Yoshi**
A nap?
**[10:46] Nagatoro**
Like the hare?
**[10:48] Senpai**
N-Nah, you lot are more like cats than hares.
**[10:52] Sakura**
"You lot"!
**[10:54] Yoshi**
Toro Cats!
**[11:08] Nagatoro**
The hare!
**[11:10] Yoshi**
Cosplay?!
**[11:11] Senpai**
N-No, the president is just
doing it as performance art.
**[11:17] Gamo**
We're gonna have to put our
race with Paisen on hold!
**[11:20] Sakura**
Beat the hare!
**[11:23] Nagatoro;Yoshi;Gamo;Sakura**
Yeah!
**[11:24] Senpai**
S-Sure, good luck, I guess.
**[11:27] Senpai**
The president's a good athlete,
so you're going to have a hard time.
**[11:32] Nagatoro**
What are you talking about?
**[11:35] Nagatoro**
It's the turtle that
goes up against the hare!
**[11:39] Senpai**
I can't!
**[11:40] Senpai**
There's no way I can beat her!
**[11:42] Nagatoro**
You can!
**[11:44] Nagatoro**
We just need to ram all
of our power into you!
**[11:50] Nagatoro**
No rest for the turtle!
**[11:58] Nagatoro**
Our booster...
**[11:59] Sakura**
...got separated.
**[12:02] Gamo**
You could have gone.
**[12:03] Yoshi**
It was blinking.
**[12:05] Sakura**
Don't mind us. Just keep going.
**[12:08] Gamo**
Go! And catch her!
**[12:11] Yoshi**
That's a death flag!
**[12:12] Nagatoro**
G-Guys...
**[12:14] Nagatoro**
We got this!
**[12:16] Nagatoro**
Let's go, Senpai!
**[12:18] Senpai**
S-Stop pushing!
**[12:21] Senpai**
I'll run as hard as I can.
**[12:22] Nagatoro**
Oh, fine.
**[12:32] Nagatoro**
You've been practicing, huh, Senpai?
**[12:36] Senpai**
C-Can you tell?
**[12:38] Nagatoro**
That's not a bad effort, coming from you.
**[12:44] Nagatoro**
Even though it's a creepy, squiggly run.
**[12:47] Senpai**
I-I'm not *that* bad!
**[12:49] Nagatoro**
Nah, you're that bad.
**[12:51] Nagatoro**
Squiggly, squiggly, squiggly, squiggly!
**[12:55] Senpai**
*Damn it, this kid...*
**[13:02] Nagatoro**
Senpai?
**[13:05] Nagatoro**
What's wrong?
**[13:07] Senpai**
Nothing, just my ankle...
**[13:10] Nagatoro**
Is it sprained?
**[13:11] Senpai**
No, well...
**[13:13] Senpai**
It's not really that bad.
**[13:15] Senpai**
I just twisted it a bit yesterday.
**[13:18] Senpai**
You go ahead, Nagatoro.
**[13:20] Senpai**
I'll take it slow.
**[13:24] Senpai**
H-Hey!
**[13:26] Nagatoro**
Let's get back to the school, Senpai.
**[13:30] Senpai**
It's fine!
**[13:31] Senpai**
You don't need to do that for me.
**[13:33] Senpai**
You can leave me here.
**[13:35] Nagatoro**
Are you trying to be
considerate or something?
**[13:36] Nagatoro**
You don't get to do that, Senpai.
**[13:38] Senpai**
N-No, it's not that I'm being considerate...
**[13:41] Nagatoro**
Quit groaning and let's go, Senpai!
**[13:53] Nagatoro**
This feels like a scene from a movie, huh?
**[13:57] Senpai**
A movie?
**[13:58] Nagatoro**
Like a war movie or something.
**[14:01] Soldier A**
I'm not gonna make it.
**[14:03] Soldier A**
Leave me behind.
**[14:05] Soldier B**
Don't be stupid.
**[14:07] Nagatoro**
And they make it home together.
**[14:12] Nagatoro**
You know what I mean?
**[14:14] Nagatoro**
It's a thing, right?
**[14:16] Senpai**
Sure, yeah.
**[14:21] Senpai**
* Man, I can never understand*
* Nagatoro's behavior.*
**[14:26] (Flashback) Nagatoro**
I know you're slow,
but you might win if you keep it up.
**[14:32] Senpai**
* She's messing with me and joking*
* around one moment, and...*
**[14:48] Senpai**
*It's starting to hurt a lot.*
**[15:00] Nagatoro**
Hop on.
**[15:02] Nagatoro**
I'll carry you.
**[15:04] Senpai**
N-No, that's going too far.
**[15:09] Senpai**
Are you feeling responsible?
**[15:14] Senpai**
I mean, for my foot.
**[15:17] Nagatoro**
Not really.
**[15:18] Nagatoro**
It's nothing like that.
**[15:20] Nagatoro**
It's because this is faster.
**[15:23] Nagatoro**
Hurry.
**[15:24] Nagatoro**
Just shut up and do as I say,
wimpy Turtle-senpai.
**[15:29] Senpai**
E-Err...
**[15:31] Senpai**
I really don't know about
climbing on a girl's back.
**[15:37] Nagatoro**
Don't underestimate me.
**[15:40] Nagatoro**
Carrying a twiggy bean
sprout like you is nothing.
**[15:45] Senpai**
No, but...
**[15:46] Nagatoro**
Just do it!
**[15:52] Senpai**
O-Okay.
**[16:10] Senpai**
*Th-This is embarrassing.*
**[16:12] Senpai**
*And I feel really guilty.*
**[16:17] Senpai**
*And she's so tiny...*
**[16:22] Senpai**
You're amazing, Nagatoro.
**[16:28] Nagatoro**
This is nothing.
**[16:29] Nagatoro**
Nothing!
**[16:32] Senpai**
I-It's okay. I'll get off.
**[16:34] Nagatoro**
No!
**[16:35] Nagatoro**
Not until we beat that rabbit!
**[16:37] Senpai**
Let me down!
**[16:41] Senpai**
I don't want to risk getting you hurt.
**[16:47] Senpai**
Please.
**[16:52] Gamo**
That was slick!
**[16:54] Gamo**
Especially for you, Paisen.
**[16:56] Yoshi**
Yo!
**[16:56] Nagatoro**
Guys.
**[16:58] Gamo**
We'll take over from here.
**[17:00] Gamo**
Take a slow-ass turtle...
**[17:04] Gamo**
put boosters on it...
**[17:07] Gamo**
and it'll fly!
**[17:09] Senpai**
Y-You're going too fast!
**[17:11] Gamo**
Don't sweat it!
**[17:13] The Friends**
Don't sweat it!
**[17:19] President**
* The cat-eared girl and her*
* friends were no match for me.*
**[17:25] Nagatoro**
Prepare yourself, hare!
**[17:32] Nagatoro**
She's fast.
**[17:34] Nagatoro**
Is this the end?
**[17:35] Gamo**
Not yet!
**[17:36] Gamo**
Yoshi!
**[17:37] Yoshi**
Roger!
**[17:38] Yoshi**
Change formation!
**[17:43] Yoshi**
Slipstream!
***SIGN*** Slipstream
**[17:47] Senpai**
She's blocking the wind.
**[17:50] Senpai**
We're going faster!
**[17:59] Nagatoro**
The tortoise beat the hare, Senpai!
**[18:03] Senpai**
Y-Yeah!
**[18:08] Sensei**
Disqualified.
**[18:12] Senpai**
That's fair.
**[18:30] Senpai**
*Nagatoro hasn't been in here for two days.*
**[18:36] Senpai**
*She isn't messaging me, either.*
**[18:39] Senpai**
*O-Oh, no...*
**[18:41] Nagatoro**
Senpai...
**[18:43] Nagatoro**
I can't believe you were
eavesdropping from the locker.
**[18:46] Nagatoro**
You're way too creepy.
**[18:49] Nagatoro**
I'm not coming anymore.
**[18:52] Senpai**
*I-I should ask her what's up.*
***SIGN*** How?
***SIGN*** Creep
***SIGN*** So?
***SIGN*** How?
***SIGN*** So?
**[19:01] Senpai**
*So...*
**[19:02] Senpai**
*So what?!*
**[19:08] Gamo**
Jeez, Yoshi!
**[19:10] Gamo**
Friends punch! Friends punch!
**[19:19] Senpai**
H-Hey!
**[19:22] Gamo**
Oh, Paisen.
**[19:24] Gamo**
Don't scare me like that.
**[19:26] Senpai**
Sorry.
**[19:26] Yoshi**
Don't.
**[19:27] Gamo**
You've never said hi to us before.
**[19:32] Yoshi**
A rarity.
**[19:37] Gamo**
What's this beat for?!
**[19:38] Yoshi**
For real!
**[19:40] Nagatoro**
N-Nah, I just haven't seen Nagatoro
in a while, so I was wondering...
**[19:47] Gamo**
Are you worried?
**[19:48] Yoshi**
You're at that age?
**[19:49] Senpai**
N-No, not really.
**[19:53] Senpai**
Actually...
**[19:55] Senpai**
Yeah.
**[19:57] Gamo**
She's at home with a cold.
**[19:59] Senpai**
I-Is she all right?
**[20:02] Gamo**
Yeah.
**[20:03] Gamo**
She's mostly better already.
**[20:04] Gamo**
She said she should be back tomorrow.
**[20:06] Senpai**
O-Okay.
**[20:09] Gamo**
Paisen, do you know where she lives?
**[20:12] Senpai**
Y-Yeah, I do.
***SIGN*** Trigonometric Functions
***SIGN*** Equations Involving 180 - Θ
***SIGN*** Trigonometric Identities
***SIGN*** Use 1 and 2 to prove that 3 is true.
**[20:15] Gamo**
Here. Take this.
**[20:17] Senpai**
Huh?
**[20:18] Gamo**
Give this to her.
**[20:20] Gamo**
Bye.
**[20:20] Yoshi**
Bye.
**[20:22] Gamo**
Thanks, Paisen.
**[20:23] Yoshi**
Thanks!
**[20:28] Senpai**
*Here I am.*
**[20:30] Senpai**
*The Nagatoro House.*
**[20:33] Senpai**
*And I bought a gift.*
**[20:45] Senpai**
*No one's answering.*
**[20:47] Senpai**
*N-No!*
**[20:49] Nagatoro**
Senpai...
**[21:06] Anetoro**
You there, hold still.
**[21:09] Anetoro**
I'm gonna report you real quick.
**[21:11] Senpai**
N-No! Err...
**[21:13] Senpai**
S-S-Sorry!
**[21:15] Senpai**
I j-just thought she
might have passed out!
**[21:18] Anetoro**
Sure, sure.
**[21:19] Anetoro**
You can tell the police all about it.
**[21:21] Senpai**
I-I-I'm from school!
**[21:24] Senpai**
I b-brought her homework!
**[21:26] Senpai**
And a gift!
**[21:28] Anetoro**
You...
**[21:29] Anetoro**
Are you Senpai-kun?
**[21:34] Senpai**
Yes. Probably.
**[21:37] Anetoro**
I see, I see.
**[21:39] Anetoro**
So you're the one.
**[21:42] Anetoro**
You came to check up on my kid sister, huh?
**[21:45] Anetoro**
Thanks.
**[21:47] Senpai**
Kid sister...
**[21:49] Senpai**
Anetoro?!
**[23:25] Gamo**
Points of improvement for today!
**[23:27] Gamo**
That was some good running today, Paisen.
**[23:29] Yoshi**
Lightning!
**[23:30] Sakura**
You looked good.
**[23:31] Senpai**
F-Friends...
**[23:32] Senpai**
Thanks.
**[23:33] Gamo**
Should we go with no points
of improvement this time?
**[23:36] Anetoro**
Oh?
**[23:36] Anetoro**
What about the trespassing?
**[23:38] Yoshi**
New character!
# E4 - Why Don't You Come Inside, Senpai-kun?
Source: [Crunchyroll](https://www.crunchyroll.com/watch/G50UZ5JD4/why-dont-you-come-inside-senpai-kun)
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***SIGN*** Autumn Oden Festival On Now
***SIGN*** Buy 2 selected
products
for a bonus!
***SIGN*** Puttsun Pudding
**[00:35] Anetoro**
You there, hold still.
**[00:39] Anetoro**
I'm gonna report you real quick.
**[00:41] Senpai**
N-No! Err...
**[00:43] Senpai**
S-S-Sorry!
**[00:45] Senpai**
I j-just thought she
might have passed out!
**[00:48] Anetoro**
Sure, sure.
**[00:49] Anetoro**
You can tell the police all about it.
**[00:52] Senpai**
I-I-I'm from school!
**[00:54] Senpai**
I b-brought her homework!
**[00:56] Senpai**
And a gift!
**[00:58] Anetoro**
You...
**[00:59] Anetoro**
Are you Senpai-kun?
**[01:04] Senpai**
Yes. Probably.
**[01:07] Anetoro**
I see, I see.
**[01:09] Anetoro**
So you're the one.
**[01:12] Anetoro**
You came to check up on my kid sister, huh?
**[01:15] Anetoro**
Thanks.
**[01:17] Senpai**
Kid sister...
**[01:19] Senpai**
Anetoro?!
**[01:21] Anetoro**
Why don't you come inside,
**[01:25] Anetoro**
Senpai-kun?
***SIGN*** DON'T TOY WITH ME,
MISS NAGATORO
***SIGN*** DON'T TOY WITH ME,
MISS NAGATORO
***SIGN*** Why Don't You Come Inside, Senpai-kun?
***SIGN*** Why Don't You Come Inside, Senpai-kun?
**[03:05] Anetoro**
Sorry, she's still asleep.
**[03:08] Senpai**
I-It's fine.
**[03:10] Anetoro**
Have some tea and stick around for a while.
**[03:13] Senpai**
Th-Thank you.
**[03:16] Anetoro**
I've heard all kinds of things about you.
**[03:20] Senpai**
I-I see.
**[03:22] Anetoro**
That you're doing naughty things.
**[03:26] Senpai**
N-N-No way! I'm n-n-not!
**[03:31] Anetoro**
I'm kidding.
**[03:35] Anetoro**
I heard you're really amusing, Senpai.
**[03:38] Senpai**
R-Really...
**[03:51] Anetoro**
Are you curious?
**[03:53] Senpai**
N-No.
**[03:55] Senpai**
Not really.
**[03:59] Anetoro**
I was actually going to tell
you all kinds of stuff.
**[04:05] Anetoro**
All about her this and
that and everything else.
**[04:10] Anetoro**
Don't you want to find out?
**[04:17] Senpai**
*I've never had much interest in people.*
**[04:24] Senpai**
* I'd always be content*
* so long as I could draw.*
**[04:56] Anetoro**
Well? Tell me.
**[05:00] Anetoro**
Aren't you interested?
**[05:03] Senpai**
I-I guess.
**[05:06] Senpai**
I guess...
**[05:08] Anetoro**
You guess?
**[05:09] Senpai**
I-I'm interested.
**[05:14] Nagatoro**
Onee-chan, did you buy me pudding?
**[05:32] Nagatoro**
Jeez!
**[05:34] Nagatoro**
Why are you even here?!
**[05:36] Nagatoro**
Couldn't you have said something first?!
**[05:38] Nagatoro**
By phone or by text?!
**[05:40] Senpai**
No, you didn't reply to my message, so...
**[05:42] Nagatoro**
I was sleeping!
**[05:44] Senpai**
S-Sorry.
**[05:47] Anetoro**
Hey, now.
**[05:48] Anetoro**
Senpai-kun's here to see if you're all right.
**[05:51] Anetoro**
You shouldn't talk to him like that.
**[05:54] Nagatoro**
Stay out of this, Onee-chan.
**[05:56] Nagatoro**
Where's the dryer?
**[05:58] Senpai**
On the shelf upstairs.
***SIGN*** Click
***SIGN*** Vweeee
***SIGN*** Fzzz
**[06:03] Anetoro**
Sorry she's so noisy, Senpai-kun.
**[06:07] Senpai**
I-It's okay.
**[06:09] Senpai**
*I feel like I really shouldn't be here.*
**[06:13] Senpai**
How's her cold?
**[06:16] Anetoro**
Oh, her fever's been gone since yesterday.
**[06:19] Anetoro**
She's fine now.
**[06:21] Anetoro**
I told her to stay home
one more day just in case.
**[06:27] Nagatoro**
Hi, Senpai.
**[06:31] Senpai**
H-Hey.
**[06:32] Anetoro**
I have some good news for
my cranky little sister.
**[06:37] Nagatoro**
Shut up, Onee-chan!
**[06:39] Anetoro**
Calm down.
**[06:40] Anetoro**
This chemistry set of a pudding that
I bought at the convenience store earlier...
**[06:44] Anetoro**
has evolved into this firmer,
more authentic pudding.
**[06:49] Nagatoro**
The Lawman pudding!
**[06:51] Anetoro**
Senpai-kun brought it as a gift.
**[06:54] Anetoro**
Now, cheer up, already.
**[06:59] Anetoro**
Oh, you're so stubborn.
**[07:02] Anetoro**
Fine.
**[07:05] Anetoro**
Well, then...
**[07:06] Anetoro**
We can take this authentic pudding...
**[07:08] Anetoro**
Top it with some fruit...
**[07:11] Anetoro**
Decorate it with whipped
cream and ice cream...
**[07:14] Anetoro**
And we have Onee-chan's
special pudding à la mode!
**[07:19] Anetoro**
Go on.
**[07:21] Nagatoro**
W-Well, I shouldn't waste food,
so I guess I'll eat it.
**[07:25] Senpai**
*She's completely playing Nagatoro.*
**[07:28] Senpai**
*Beware Anetoro.*
**[07:30] Anetoro**
Here you are, Senpai-kun.
**[07:32] Senpai**
Oh, thank you.
**[07:34] Anetoro**
Come on. Have a seat.
**[07:37] Anetoro**
Why don't we take this opportunity
to talk about everything?
**[07:42] Anetoro**
Over some pudding.
**[07:45] Anetoro**
Right?
**[07:47] Senpai**
*Anetoro's got the same aura as Nagatoro.*
**[07:53] Nagatoro**
We're eating in my room, Senpai.
**[07:56] Senpai**
O-Okay.
**[07:58] Nagatoro**
Don't come with us, Onee-chan.
**[08:00] Anetoro**
You're so mean.
**[08:02] Anetoro**
You're making your sister lonely.
**[08:04] Nagatoro**
You're just going to talk about
stuff no one needs to hear.
**[08:09] Anetoro**
Oh, fine.
**[08:11] Nagatoro**
Come on, let's go, Senpai.
**[08:19] Senpai**
*I haven't been in Nagatoro's room for a while.*
**[08:24] Senpai**
*But...*
**[08:30] Senpai**
Um, I'm sorry.
**[08:33] Senpai**
I mean, I came unannounced.
**[08:36] Nagatoro**
I-It's not your fault, Senpai.
**[08:39] Nagatoro**
It just surprised me.
**[08:41] Senpai**
O-Okay.
**[08:43] Nagatoro**
Senpai...
**[08:47] Nagatoro**
Um...
**[08:50] Nagatoro**
Thanks.
**[08:51] Nagatoro**
For checking up on me.
**[08:53] Senpai**
N-Nah, I needed to give
you your homework anyway.
**[09:09] Nagatoro**
This pudding is so good.
**[09:13] Senpai**
Yeah, it is.
**[09:16] Senpai**
The fruit goes well with it, too.
**[09:23] Nagatoro**
Hey, hey, Senpai...
**[09:26] Nagatoro**
Here.
**[09:27] Nagatoro**
Say, "Ahh."
**[09:30] Senpai**
Wh-Why now?!
**[09:32] Nagatoro**
To thank you for coming over.
**[09:34] Nagatoro**
You don't need to be modest.
**[09:36] Nagatoro**
You like this, don't you, Senpai?
**[09:40] Nagatoro**
You're a closet pervert, after all.
**[09:41] Senpai**
W-Wait, what does that have
to do with anything?
**[09:45] Nagatoro**
Just eat it!
**[09:47] Senpai**
*Here we go again with Nagatoro's usual thing.*
**[09:50] Nagatoro**
Come on, Senpai!
**[09:54] Senpai**
*Oh, well.*
**[09:56] Senpai**
*No one's watching.*
**[10:02] Anetoro**
I brought juice!
**[10:05] Anetoro**
Oopsie.
**[10:06] Anetoro**
Am I interrupting?
**[10:08] Senpai**
*She saw us!*
**[10:10] Nagatoro**
Stay out, Onee-chan!
**[10:12] Anetoro**
Don't say that.
**[10:13] Anetoro**
You must be thirsty.
**[10:16] Anetoro**
Especially when it's just the two of you.
**[10:18] Nagatoro**
Get out!
**[10:20] Anetoro**
Fine, fine.
**[10:22] Anetoro**
Well, Senpai-kun, enjoy your stay.
**[10:25] Senpai**
N-Nah, I don't intend to stay that long.
**[10:29] Anetoro**
Oh, right, Senpai-kun...
**[10:34] Anetoro**
We'll continue our talk another time, okay?
**[10:38] Anetoro**
Since you seem to be all kinds
of interested in my sister.
**[10:43] Anetoro**
Right?
**[10:49] Nagatoro**
"All kinds of interested"?
***SIGN*** DON'T TOY WITH ME,
MISS NAGATORO
***SIGN*** DON'T TOY WITH ME,
MISS NAGATORO
**[11:10] Senpai**
* I never intended to pry into*
* Nagatoro's personal life.*
**[11:16] Senpai**
*Damn it, Anetoro...*
**[11:24] Senpai**
*Now it's awkward.*
**[11:27] Senpai**
Thanks for the pudding.
**[11:29] Senpai**
I shouldn't intrude for too long.
**[11:32] Senpai**
I should probably...
**[11:37] Nagatoro**
Since you're here...
**[11:39] Senpai**
Since I'm here...
**[11:46] Nagatoro**
Wanna play a match?
**[11:50] Senpai**
S-Sure, a quick game.
**[11:53] Nagatoro**
I'm not the same player I was back then.
**[11:59] Senpai**
All right. I'm not holding back, then.
**[12:02] Nagatoro**
That's the spirit.
**[12:04] Nagatoro**
Come at me!
**[12:07] Senpai**
A-All right!
**[12:09] Game Announcer**
*Round 1.*
**[12:11] Game Announcer**
*Fight!*
**[12:20] Senpai**
*She's definitely gotten better.*
**[12:23] Senpai**
*She must have practiced a lot.*
**[12:25] Senpai**
*But...*
**[12:29] Senpai**
*She still lets her guard down.*
**[12:32] Senpai**
*Got a combo!*
**[12:34] Senpai**
*Now I just gotta get to an ultimate...*
**[12:37] Nagatoro**
Senpai, what were you and
my sister talking about?
**[12:43] Senpai**
N-N-Nothing, really.
**[12:45] Nagatoro**
Are you sure?
***SIGN*** Whack whack whack whack
**[12:47] Nagatoro**
Weren't you trying...
**[12:50] Nagatoro**
to learn my secrets...
***SIGN*** Whack whack whack whack
***SIGN*** Pow
**[12:53] Nagatoro**
while I...
***SIGN*** Pow
***SIGN*** Pow
***SIGN*** Pow
***SIGN*** Pow
***SIGN*** Pow
***SIGN*** Pow
***SIGN*** Pow
**[12:56] Nagatoro**
was sleeping?!
**[12:59] Senpai**
N-No way!
**[13:05] Senpai**
I-I wasn't...
**[13:07] Senpai**
I don't pry without someone's permission...
**[13:15] Nagatoro**
One more match!
**[13:17] Nagatoro**
One more!
**[13:18] Senpai**
Huh? Sure.
**[13:20] Nagatoro**
Time to show my wimpy senpai what I can do.
**[13:29] Senpai**
* She's actually really good*
* once she's on the offensive.*
**[13:33] Senpai**
* I've never been good against*
* this character to begin with.*
**[13:39] Game Announcer**
*KO!*
**[13:41] Nagatoro Smash**
*Wimp! Wimp! Wimp!*
**[13:44] Nagatoro**
Senpai's a wimp! Wimp! Wimp!
**[13:48] Senpai**
What did you expect?
**[13:49] Senpai**
I haven't been playing lately.
**[13:55] Nagatoro**
Oh, I know!
**[13:58] Nagatoro**
If you can beat me...
**[14:02] Nagatoro**
I'll tell you one of my secrets.
Anything you want to know.
**[14:10] Nagatoro**
Well?
**[14:11] Nagatoro**
You want to learn about
my secrets, don't you?
**[14:16] Senpai**
N-Not really.
**[14:18] Senpai**
You don't really have
any big secrets, do you?
**[14:22] Senpai**
B-But I guess, if you insist...
**[14:26] Senpai**
I wouldn't mind playing along.
**[14:30] Nagatoro**
You're so shy.
**[14:33] Nagatoro**
Here we go, then.
**[14:35] Nagatoro**
Ready...
**[14:36] Nagatoro**
Fight!
**[14:41] Nagatoro**
Senpai...
**[14:44] Nagatoro**
If you do beat me...
**[14:47] Nagatoro**
What do you want to know?
**[14:51] Nagatoro**
Which one of my secrets?
**[14:54] Senpai**
Th-There isn't really anything I want to know.
**[14:59] Nagatoro**
Oh, then maybe...
**[15:02] Nagatoro**
my cup size?
**[15:06] Senpai**
N-No!
**[15:07] Nagatoro**
Are you sure?
**[15:09] Nagatoro**
My hip size, then?
**[15:12] Senpai**
No!
**[15:13] Nagatoro**
What, then?
**[15:15] Nagatoro**
Something even more pervy?
**[15:18] Nagatoro**
What? What?
**[15:20] Nagatoro**
What do you want to know?
**[15:21] Nagatoro**
Well?
**[15:24] Senpai**
Your first name... I guess.
**[15:34] Senpai**
*Sh-Shoot!*
**[15:35] Senpai**
*Bad idea.*
**[15:40] Senpai**
*I didn't mean to ask that.*
**[15:44] Nagatoro**
Come to think of it, I guess
I haven't told you my first name.
**[15:49] Senpai**
Y-You haven't.
**[15:51] Nagatoro**
I wouldn't mind. That's not a big deal.
**[15:58] Nagatoro**
Though, Senpai...
**[16:01] Nagatoro**
You want to know my name, huh?
**[16:05] Senpai**
I mean, well...
**[16:07] Senpai**
It would be easier to address you
if I knew your first name.
**[16:13] Nagatoro**
That was bothering you, Senpai?
**[16:16] Nagatoro**
Does it matter what you call me?
**[16:20] Senpai**
M-Maybe not, but...
**[16:27] Game Announcer**
*Time up!*
**[16:28] Senpai Smash**
*All talk.*
**[16:32] Senpai**
*I-I won.*
**[16:36] Nagatoro**
Aw, shucks. I lost.
**[16:39] Nagatoro**
Well, fine, then.
**[16:43] Nagatoro**
It was my fault for losing.
**[16:51] Nagatoro**
My...
**[16:55] Nagatoro**
name is...
**[16:59] Senpai**
No, never mind!
**[17:05] Senpai**
Oh, no, it's not that I don't want to know.
**[17:13] Senpai**
Having you tell me your name because of a
bet on a game doesn't quite feel right.
**[17:26] Nagatoro**
You're such a pain.
**[17:30] Senpai**
Y-Yeah.
**[17:31] Senpai**
That might be true.
**[17:34] Senpai**
But if I want to know your name,
**[17:39] Senpai**
I'll come out and ask you properly.
**[17:45] Nagatoro**
You're such a pain!
**[17:47] Nagatoro**
You creepy creep.
**[17:51] Nagatoro**
But, yeah, okay.
**[17:54] Nagatoro**
Someday.
**[17:55] Senpai**
Y-Yeah.
**[18:00] Anetoro**
Hayase-chan!
**[18:02] Anetoro**
I brought your album!
***SIGN*** Kazehaya Elementary School
**[18:04] Anetoro**
Let's go through it with
Senpai-kun, Hayase-chan!
**[18:12] Anetoro**
What's the matter?
**[18:13] Nagatoro**
Onee-chan, get out!
**[18:17] Anetoro**
Oh, come on, don't be like that.
**[18:19] Anetoro**
This is her on her first day
of elementary school.
**[18:22] Anetoro**
You must be interested, Senpai-kun.
**[18:24] Senpai**
No, er...
**[18:26] Anetoro**
All right, then!
**[18:27] Anetoro**
Let's get to the really good ones.
**[18:29] Anetoro**
This is when she wet the bed, and...
**[18:31] Nagatoro**
Stop it!
**[18:40] Nagatoro**
Thanks for coming today.
**[18:42] Nagatoro**
I'll be at school tomorrow.
**[18:45] Senpai**
Y-Yeah.
**[18:48] Senpai**
Bye.
**[18:54] Nagatoro**
Senpai.
**[18:57] Nagatoro**
I'm going to start toying with
you again starting tomorrow.
**[18:59] Nagatoro**
You'd better be ready.
**[19:02] Senpai**
Have some mercy.
**[19:21] Senpai**
*Hayase.*
***SIGN*** Art Room
**[21:06] Nagatoro**
Senpai!
**[21:08] Senpai**
N-Nagatoro?
**[21:10] Senpai**
Are you feeling better?
**[21:12] Nagatoro**
All better.
**[21:13] Nagatoro**
Feeling perfectly well.
**[21:15] Senpai**
Okay.
**[21:17] Senpai**
You should go home early today, though.
**[21:20] Nagatoro**
You're so boring.
**[21:22] Nagatoro**
I thought you might have been feeling horny
**[21:24] Nagatoro**
since you haven't gotten to draw
a high school girl in a while.
**[21:27] Senpai**
S-Say what?!
**[21:29] Nagatoro**
Oh, please.
**[21:31] Nagatoro**
You can be honest.
**[21:33] Nagatoro**
I'll model for you.
**[21:35] Nagatoro**
To thank you for checking up on me.
**[21:38] Nagatoro**
What about this pose, Senpai?
**[21:43] Senpai**
I-I don't know...
**[21:47] Nagatoro**
Your face is beet red!
**[21:49] Nagatoro**
Was that too much stimulation for you?
**[21:53] Senpai**
N-Not really.
**[21:56] Nagatoro**
Especially since you're a virgin.
**[21:58] Senpai**
Wh-Wh-Wh-Why does that matter?!
**[22:00] Nagatoro**
"Wh-Wh-Wh-Why does that matter?!"
**[22:05] Nagatoro**
Well, how about this pose, then?
**[22:09] Senpai**
Wh-What kind of pose is that?
**[22:13] Nagatoro**
It's, like, a Bruce Lee kick.
**[22:16] Senpai**
I-I see.
**[22:20] Senpai**
Okay, let's go with that.
**[22:38] Senpai**
Wh-What's wrong?
**[22:40] Nagatoro**
M-My thighs are going to burst.
**[22:44] Senpai**
We should really take a break.
**[22:48] Nagatoro**
No...
**[22:48] Nagatoro**
I've got pins and needles.
**[22:50] Nagatoro**
I can't move.
**[22:52] Senpai**
Careful!
**[23:05] Nagatoro**
S-Senpai, did you break my fall?
**[23:08] Senpai**
I-It's nothing like that!
**[23:13] Nagatoro**
Were you trying to get lucky, then?
**[23:16] Nagatoro**
You closet perv!
**[23:20] Senpai**
A-Achoo!
**[23:25] Anetoro**
Points of improvement for today!
**[23:27] Senpai**
Anetoro?!
**[23:28] Anetoro**
You call me Anetoro, huh?
**[23:30] Senpai**
N-No, well...
**[23:31] Anetoro**
Want me to tell you my name, too?
**[23:34] Senpai**
Um...
**[23:34] Nagatoro**
Onee-chan! What are you doing?!
**[23:36] Anetoro**
Nothing.
**[23:37] Anetoro**
Well, see you around, Senpai-kun.
# E5 - So This Is Your Room, Huh, Senpai?
Source: [Crunchyroll](https://www.crunchyroll.com/watch/GWDU8DN3G/so-this-is-your-room-huh-senpai)
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**[00:28] Nagatoro**
Top of the mornin', Senpai.
**[00:30] Senpai**
H-Hey.
**[00:32] Senpai**
M-Morning, Nagatoro.
**[00:35] Senpai**
*Wait a second...*
**[00:36] Senpai**
*Her first name...*
**[00:38] (Flashback) Anetoro**
Hayase-chan!
**[00:40] (Flashback) Anetoro**
I brought your album!
***SIGN*** Kazehaya Elementary School
**[00:42] (Flashback) Anetoro**
Let's go through it with
Senpai-kun, Hayase-chan!
**[00:50] Senpai**
Morning, Hayase.
**[00:54] Senpai**
*No, no, no!*
**[00:55] Senpai**
*That's way too creepy.*
**[00:58] Senpai**
*Don't get ahead of yourself.*
**[01:04] Senpai**
M-Morning, Nagatoro.
**[01:08] Nagatoro**
Senpai...
**[01:09] Nagatoro**
You're already creepy this early in the morning.
**[01:12] Senpai**
Shut up.
**[01:26] Nagatoro**
Hey...
**[01:28] Nagatoro**
Senpai...
**[01:34] Senpai**
Wh-Wh-What?!
**[01:39] Nagatoro**
Look at you getting all flustered!
**[01:41] Nagatoro**
Is your heart racing?
**[01:43] Nagatoro**
Pupupu!
**[01:45] Senpai**
N-N-Not really.
**[01:51] Nagatoro**
See? Look!
***SIGN*** Top things girls do that get a guy's heart racing!!
**[01:54] Nagatoro**
I read this online yesterday.
**[01:56] Nagatoro**
"Top things girls do that
get a guy's heart racing."
**[02:00] Nagatoro**
Number three:
**[02:02] Nagatoro**
Swishing hair.
**[02:05] Nagatoro**
Number two:
**[02:06] Nagatoro**
Looking up at you.
**[02:08] Nagatoro**
And number one:
**[02:13] Nagatoro**
Tugging on your sleeve.
**[02:20] Senpai**
Y-You shouldn't take what you
read online too seriously.
**[02:23] Nagatoro**
Oh, come on, you were
totally flustered just now.
**[02:26] Nagatoro**
You're so obvious, Senpai.
**[02:30] Senpai**
I'm not flustered.
**[02:34] Senpai**
You just surprised me because
you tugged at me out of nowhere.
**[02:40] Nagatoro**
See?
**[02:41] Nagatoro**
You're flustered.
**[02:42] Senpai**
I'm not.
**[03:02] Senpai**
* It had me flustered at first,*
* but now it's just annoying.*
**[03:07] Senpai**
*I know!*
**[03:08] Senpai**
*What if I grabbed her sleeve instead?*
**[03:12] Senpai**
*I could slow her down!*
**[03:24] Gamo**
Look at you two, so early in the morning.
**[03:27] Sakura**
They're at it again.
**[03:29] Yosshi**
They are.
**[03:32] Nagatoro**
No!
**[03:33] Nagatoro**
I was just...
**[03:35] Gamo**
Just...?
**[03:40] Nagatoro**
Sleeve lifting and pulling hip throw!
**[03:43] Nagatoro**
I was just practicing judo moves on Senpai!
**[03:46] Gamo**
No one's buying that.
**[03:48] Sakura**
No way.
**[03:49] Yosshi**
Nopers.
***SIGN*** DON'T TOY WITH ME,
MISS NAGATORO
***SIGN*** DON'T TOY WITH ME,
MISS NAGATORO
***SIGN*** So This Is Your Room, Huh, Senpai?
***SIGN*** So This Is Your Room, Huh, Senpai?
**[05:35] Senpai**
Uh-oh...
**[05:40] Senpai**
I think I have a cold.
**[05:42] Mom**
Oh, dear.
**[05:44] Mom**
That's not good.
**[05:46] Mom**
I have a business trip today.
**[05:49] Mom**
Well, what can you do?
**[05:53] Mom**
I'll cancel it.
**[05:54] Senpai**
It's fine.
**[05:56] Senpai**
I'm not a kid.
**[05:57] Mom**
I don't know.
**[05:59] Senpai**
It's just a cough.
**[06:01] Senpai**
It's no big deal.
**[06:03] Mom**
Are you sure?
**[06:06] Mom**
Sorry.
**[06:07] Mom**
I'll be home as soon as I can.
**[06:09] Senpai**
It's fine.
**[06:11] Mom**
Okay, see you.
***SIGN*** Art Room
**[06:48] Senpai**
*Bored...*
**[06:58] Nagatoro**
*Senpai, where are you?*
***SIGN*** Senpai, where are you?
***SIGN*** Why aren't you in the club room?
***SIGN*** Have you escaped?
***SIGN*** Fled overseas?
***SIGN*** Hiding in a suitcase?
**[07:00] Nagatoro**
*Why aren't you in the club room?*
**[07:02] Nagatoro**
*Have you escaped?*
**[07:04] Nagatoro**
*Fled overseas?*
**[07:05] Nagatoro**
*Hiding in a suitcase?*
**[07:08] Senpai**
*Nagatoro!*
**[07:09] Senpai**
* She must be frustrated because*
* she has no one to toy with.*
**[07:15] Senpai**
* I kinda caught a cold,*
* so I stayed home.*
***SIGN*** I kinda caught a cold,
so I stayed home.
***SIGN*** I kinda caught a cold,
so I stayed home.
**[07:19] Nagatoro**
*For real?!*
***SIGN*** For real?!
***SIGN*** I kinda caught a cold,
so I stayed home.
***SIGN*** For real?!
**[07:21] Senpai**
*For real.*
***SIGN*** Calling
***SIGN*** Nagatoro
***SIGN*** For real.
***SIGN*** Nagatoro
**[07:28] Senpai**
Yes? Hello?
**[07:30] Nagatoro**
Senpai!
**[07:31] Senpai**
*You're so loud.*
**[07:33] Nagatoro**
Oh, sorry.
**[07:35] Nagatoro**
So, uh...
**[07:36] Nagatoro**
Are you all right?
**[07:38] Senpai**
*Y-Yeah.*
**[07:40] Senpai**
*It's not a big deal.*
**[07:41] Senpai**
*Just a slight cough.*
**[07:44] Nagatoro**
Yeah?
**[07:45] Nagatoro**
*Senpai...*
**[07:47] Senpai**
Hm?
**[07:48] Nagatoro**
Uh...
**[07:49] Nagatoro**
Sorry.
**[07:51] Nagatoro**
I gave you my cold.
**[07:54] Senpai**
It's not your fault.
**[07:57] Nagatoro**
*Senpai!*
**[07:59] Senpai**
Sorry, I can't stop coughing.
**[08:02] Nagatoro**
*I'm sorry, Senpai.*
**[08:04] Nagatoro**
You should go to bed.
**[08:06] Nagatoro**
You'll get in trouble if your parents
see you awake with a cold, after all.
**[08:12] Senpai**
*N-No.*
**[08:14] Senpai**
*My mom's at work.*
**[08:17] Nagatoro**
What?! You're home alone?
**[08:18] Nagatoro**
Are you okay?
**[08:20] Senpai**
*I'm fine.*
**[08:21] Senpai**
*It's not a big deal.*
**[08:24] Senpai**
*Bye.*
**[08:33] Senpai**
*I'm not sleepy, but I guess I'll lie down.*
**[08:51] Senpai**
The doorbell...
**[08:55] Senpai**
It's hard to get up.
**[09:00] Senpai**
It stopped.
**[09:02] Senpai**
Guess they're gone.
**[09:08] Nagatoro**
'Sup, Senpai?
**[09:11] Senpai**
Uh... um...
**[09:18] Senpai**
Wh-What?
**[09:19] Nagatoro**
Oh, I just thought you might
be conked out from your cold.
**[09:25] Senpai**
S-So you came to check up on me?
**[09:29] Nagatoro**
I think you've got the wrong idea!
**[09:31] Nagatoro**
You're a lanky bean sprout.
**[09:34] Nagatoro**
You have zero stamina.
**[09:39] Nagatoro**
I asked the bunny ears lady where you lived,
**[09:42] Nagatoro**
and I rang the doorbell, but no one answered.
**[09:45] Nagatoro**
So I thought you might
have legit passed out,
**[09:49] Nagatoro**
so I had no choice but to come in.
**[09:51] Senpai**
No, it's just a cold.
**[09:56] Senpai**
*I guess I'm in no position to speak.*
**[10:01] Senpai**
Wh-Why don't you come in, I guess?
**[10:03] Nagatoro**
'Kay, thanks for having me.
**[10:06] Senpai**
Actually, wait!
**[10:07] Nagatoro**
Why?!
**[10:08] Senpai**
I mean, I don't want you to catch my cold.
**[10:13] Nagatoro**
Don't worry about that.
**[10:16] Nagatoro**
You probably got it from me to begin with.
**[10:20] Nagatoro**
I have a sort of immunity
to the Senpai virus.
**[10:26] Nagatoro**
Your bean sprout virus is no match for me!
**[10:29] Nagatoro**
Okay, I'm coming in!
**[10:32] Senpai**
Uh-huh...
**[10:37] Nagatoro**
Senpai!
**[10:39] Nagatoro**
Your cold's going to get worse
if you sleep on the sofa!
**[10:42] Senpai**
True.
**[10:45] Senpai**
*I'm starting to feel really sick.*
**[10:49] Nagatoro**
You'd better go sleep in bed.
**[10:52] Senpai**
Y-Yeah...
**[10:53] Nagatoro**
Where's your room?
**[10:55] Senpai**
Upstairs.
**[10:56] Nagatoro**
Gotcha.
**[10:57] Nagatoro**
And where are the stairs?
**[10:59] Nagatoro**
This way?
**[11:02] Senpai**
Y-You don't need to shove.
**[11:04] Nagatoro**
Just go!
**[11:06] Senpai**
*This is turning into a situation.*
**[11:11] Nagatoro**
Huh...
**[11:12] Nagatoro**
So this is your room, huh, Senpai?
**[11:18] Senpai**
*Nagatoro's in my room...*
**[11:22] Senpai**
*This feels kinda weird.*
**[11:26] Nagatoro**
You keep it surprisingly tidy in here.
**[11:29] Nagatoro**
But you're hiding your pervy books
somewhere in here, aren't you?
**[11:35] Senpai**
*Per—!*
**[11:36] Senpai**
*Sh-Shoot!*
**[11:37] Senpai**
*I shouldn't have let her in!*
**[11:40] Senpai**
I-I don't have such books.
**[11:44] Nagatoro**
Under the bed.
**[11:46] Nagatoro**
In the drawers.
**[11:48] Nagatoro**
Back of the shelves!
**[11:51] Nagatoro**
Under here!
**[11:52] Senpai**
S-Stop it!
**[11:55] Nagatoro**
Whoa, Senpai!
**[11:57] Nagatoro**
Sorry, Senpai.
**[11:59] Nagatoro**
Come on, you should go to bed.
**[12:01] Nagatoro**
I won't go through your stuff today.
**[12:03] Senpai**
"Today"?
**[12:04] Nagatoro**
Just go!
**[12:05] Nagatoro**
Hurry up.
**[12:08] Senpai**
Th...
**[12:09] Senpai**
Thanks.
**[12:17] Nagatoro**
Senpai, do you have a thermometer?
**[12:20] Senpai**
I don't... remember where...
**[12:29] Nagatoro**
Senpai, never mind the thermometer.
**[12:53] Nagatoro**
Yup, you have a pretty bad fever, Senpai.
**[13:00] Nagatoro**
Your face is beet red, Senpai!
***SIGN*** DON'T TOY WITH ME,
MISS NAGATORO
***SIGN*** DON'T TOY WITH ME,
MISS NAGATORO
**[13:23] Senpai**
*I'm getting woozy.*
**[13:25] Senpai**
*The ceiling's moving.*
**[13:31] Senpai**
*So hot...*
**[13:39] Senpai**
*So cool...*
**[13:44] Senpai**
Nagatoro.
**[13:46] Nagatoro**
I thought about using the sticky things,
**[13:49] Nagatoro**
but I figured this is still the way to go.
**[13:51] Nagatoro**
I do this when I get a cold, too.
**[13:54] Nagatoro**
How is it?
**[13:55] Senpai**
Y-Yeah...
**[13:57] Senpai**
It feels good, I think.
**[14:18] Nagatoro**
No, like I said, he has a cold.
**[14:23] Nagatoro**
Huh? Y-Yeah.
**[14:26] Nagatoro**
Yes, my senpai.
**[14:28] Nagatoro**
No, it's not like that.
**[14:31] Nagatoro**
Whatever.
**[14:32] Nagatoro**
Bye.
**[14:35] Senpai**
Sorry about this.
**[14:37] Nagatoro**
I-It's fine, really.
**[14:40] Nagatoro**
I-I don't mind, but when is
your family getting home?
**[14:47] Senpai**
I'll check...
***SIGN*** Sorry
***SIGN*** I won't be home
until pretty late
***SIGN*** How are you feeling?
**[14:51] Senpai**
Seems she's getting home late.
**[14:54] Nagatoro**
Seriously?
**[14:59] Nagatoro**
Senpai, do you have an appetite?
**[15:03] Senpai**
A bit.
**[15:05] Senpai**
I haven't eaten all day.
**[15:07] Nagatoro**
Okay, I'll make you something.
**[15:12] Senpai**
N-No, you don't have to do that.
**[15:14] Senpai**
It's getting late.
**[15:16] Senpai**
You can go home now.
**[15:18] Nagatoro**
Don't be so polite.
**[15:20] Nagatoro**
You don't get to be like that, Senpai.
**[15:22] Nagatoro**
I'll treat you to my
favorite extra spicy dish.
**[15:28] Nagatoro**
Nah, I'm just kidding.
**[15:30] Nagatoro**
I'll make something you can eat,
even when you're as sick and limp as you are.
**[15:35] Nagatoro**
Okay, I'm borrowing your kitchen.
**[15:38] Nagatoro**
Wait, I might have to do some shopping.
**[15:42] Nagatoro**
Stay put for a while, Senpai.
**[15:46] Senpai**
Hey, wait...
**[15:53] Senpai**
*I'm so dizzy.*
**[15:55] Senpai**
*Everything's a daze.*
**[15:57] Senpai**
*Like I'm in a dream.*
**[16:04] Nagatoro**
Well? You do have a fever, don't you?
**[16:07] Senpai**
Yeah.
**[16:09] Nagatoro**
Just take the day off from
work and get some rest.
**[16:12] Senpai**
I'll do that.
**[16:13] Senpai**
I'll be okay on my own.
**[16:16] Senpai**
You have a meeting today, don't you?
**[16:18] Nagatoro**
Don't worry about that.
**[16:19] Nagatoro**
I have plenty of paid leave.
**[16:22] Senpai**
What's this?
**[16:23] Nagatoro**
You should depend on your
wife for once, you know.
**[16:29] Senpai**
*What a creepy dream, even coming from me.*
**[16:33] Nagatoro**
Here, Senpai, I made you some congee.
**[16:36] Senpai**
O-Okay.
**[16:41] Senpai**
Here, say, "Ahh."
**[16:48] Nagatoro**
How does it taste?
**[16:51] Senpai**
Delicious.
**[16:52] Nagatoro**
Right?
**[16:53] Nagatoro**
You'd better be thankful for your cute wife.
**[16:57] Senpai**
Yeah.
**[16:59] Senpai**
Thanks, Hayase.
**[17:20] Nagatoro**
Hm? What was that?
**[17:22] Nagatoro**
What was that?
**[17:27] Nagatoro**
Nuts.
**[17:36] Nagatoro**
What was that?
**[17:38] Nagatoro**
What did you say just now?
**[17:49] Nagatoro**
Say it again, please.
**[17:54] Nagatoro**
If you're just playing dead...
**[17:58] Nagatoro**
Maybe I'll kiss you.
**[18:02] Nagatoro**
Are you okay with that?
**[18:04] Nagatoro**
Are you okay with that, Senpai?
**[18:15] Nagatoro**
Are you okay with that?
**[18:18] Mom**
I'm home.
**[18:20] Mom**
Sorry I'm home so late.
**[18:22] Mom**
How are you doing?
**[18:35] Senpai**
I feel lighter.
**[18:37] Senpai**
I think my cold's better.
**[18:39] Senpai**
Morning.
**[18:40] Mom**
Oh, morning.
**[18:41] Mom**
Are you all better?
**[18:43] Senpai**
Yeah.
**[18:44] Mom**
Thank goodness.
**[18:46] Mom**
Sorry about yesterday.
**[18:48] Mom**
I got home really late.
**[18:50] Mom**
You were already asleep,
so I didn't want to wake you up.
**[18:52] Senpai**
I said I'd be fine.
**[18:53] Senpai**
It was just a slight fever.
**[18:55] Mom**
Really?
**[18:56] Mom**
By the way...
**[18:58] Mom**
Who was that cute girl?
**[19:00] Senpai**
C-Cute girl?
**[19:02] Mom**
Y'know, the one who was over yesterday.
**[19:05] (Flashback) Mom**
I'm home.
**[19:16] (Flashback) Mom**
Oh, my, are you a friend?
**[19:18] (Flashback) Nagatoro**
Th-Thanks for having me.
**[19:20] (Flashback) Nagatoro**
I, er, heard he had a cold, so...
**[19:23] (Flashback) Mom**
Oh, thank you very much.
**[19:26] (Flashback) Nagatoro**
N-No, it's nothing.
**[19:28] (Flashback) Nagatoro**
I should get going.
**[19:30] (Flashback) Nagatoro**
B-Bye.
**[19:34] (Flashback) Mom**
I really appreciate it.
**[19:36] (Flashback) Mom**
I'll give you a ride home,
since it's late now.
**[19:39] (Flashback) Nagatoro**
No, I'll be all right.
**[19:41] (Flashback) Nagatoro**
I live pretty close.
**[19:43] (Flashback) Nagatoro**
Pardon me.
**[19:47] Mom**
So, who is she?
**[19:50] Senpai**
No, she's just...
**[19:52] Mom**
Is she your girlfriend?
**[19:53] Senpai**
No!
**[19:55] Senpai**
No.
**[19:57] Senpai**
She's just one of my juniors.
**[20:07] Senpai**
*Man...*
**[20:08] Senpai**
*I know I was loopy because of the cold,*
**[20:11] Senpai**
*but that was a creepy dream.*
**[20:13] (Flashback) Senpai**
Thanks, Hayase.
**[20:25] Senpai**
*How much...*
***SIGN*** Reality
***SIGN*** Dream
**[20:27] Senpai**
*How much of that was a dream?*
**[20:37] Senpai**
M-Morning.
**[20:41] Nagatoro**
Good morning.
**[20:46] Nagatoro**
Are you feeling better?
**[20:48] Senpai**
Y-Yeah.
**[20:50] Senpai**
Thanks for everything yesterday.
**[20:53] Senpai**
You were a real help.
**[20:55] Nagatoro**
It's fine.
**[20:56] Nagatoro**
I owed you, anyway.
**[21:00] Senpai**
That was...
**[21:01] Senpai**
*A dream?*
**[21:03] Senpai**
*It was a dream.*
**[21:05] Nagatoro**
Anyway, now that you're better...
**[21:10] Nagatoro**
I'm getting back at you
for all your jackassery!
**[21:16] Nagatoro**
Take that!
**[21:17] Nagatoro**
Take that!
**[21:18] Nagatoro**
Take that!
**[21:19] Nagatoro**
You stupid Senpai!
**[21:21] Nagatoro**
Stop!
**[21:28] Gamo**
Look at you two, so early in the morning.
**[21:32] Sakura**
They're at it again.
**[21:34] Yosshi**
They are.
**[21:34] Nagatoro**
No, I was putting my foot down...
**[21:37] Gamo**
You were putting your foot down...
**[21:41] Nagatoro**
Lifting pulling ankle block!
**[21:44] Nagatoro**
I told you, I'm just practicing
judo moves on Senpai!
**[21:48] Sakura**
Right, Senpai?
**[21:49] Sakura**
Urg...
**[21:50] Gamo**
No one's buying that.
**[21:51] Sakura**
No way.
**[21:53] Yosshi**
Nopers.
**[23:25] Nagatoro**
Points of improvement for today!
**[23:26] Nagatoro**
What were you fantasizing about
in your fever dreams, Senpai?
**[23:29] Nagatoro**
You called me by my first name.
**[23:31] Sakura**
I w-wasn't fantasizing or anything.
**[23:32] Nagatoro**
Okay, say it again, then.
**[23:34] Nagatoro**
I don't think you can.
**[23:35] Senpai**
All right...
**[23:36] Sakura**
Haya...
**[23:38] Nagatoro**
Sorry.
**[23:39] Sakura**
...se.
# E6 - How Are Your Fortunes This Year, Senpai?
Source: [Crunchyroll](https://www.crunchyroll.com/watch/GG1U2G7V3/how-are-your-fortunes-this-year-senpai)
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**[00:02] Nagatoro**
Hey, Onee-chan...
**[00:04] Anetoro**
What is it, Hayase-chan?
**[00:06] Nagatoro**
What would make a good Christmas present?
**[00:10] Anetoro**
Hm?
**[00:11] Anetoro**
Is it for someone dear to you?
**[00:15] Nagatoro**
I-It's nothing like that!
**[00:19] Anetoro**
Mhm.
**[00:20] Anetoro**
Maybe something consumable, then.
**[00:22] Nagatoro**
Consumable?
**[00:24] Anetoro**
Snacks, bath salts...
**[00:26] Anetoro**
Some kind of gift that you use up.
**[00:28] Anetoro**
That way, you don't have to worry
about any lingering feelings.
**[00:32] Nagatoro**
Consumables...
**[00:33] Anetoro**
They aren't special to you, right?
So that's probably better.
**[00:37] Nagatoro**
I guess so, but...
**[00:40] Anetoro**
But if you want something that'll last,
**[00:42] Anetoro**
how about something they
could use on a daily basis?
**[00:50] Nagatoro**
Thanks, Onee-chan!
**[00:52] Anetoro**
You're welcome, Hayase-chan.
**[00:54] Anetoro**
I have an idea for a gift that'll
never be thrown away!
**[00:59] Anetoro**
A life-sized Onee-chan doll!
**[01:02] Anetoro**
No thanks!
***SIGN*** DON'T TOY WITH ME,
MISS NAGATORO
***SIGN*** DON'T TOY WITH ME,
MISS NAGATORO
***SIGN*** How Are Your Fortunes This Year, Senpai?
***SIGN*** How Are Your Fortunes This Year, Senpai?
**[02:45] Nagatoro**
It's super pretty, huh, Senpai?
**[02:56] Senpai**
Um...
**[02:57] Senpai**
Here.
**[02:59] Nagatoro**
For me?
**[03:01] Senpai**
S-Since it's Christmas...
**[03:15] Senpai**
Another gross dream.
**[03:21] Senpai**
*How's she...*
**[03:25] Senpai**
*going to react?*
**[03:43] Nagatoro**
Senpai!
**[03:45] Nagatoro**
Do you know what day it is today?
**[03:49] Senpai**
Closing ceremonies.
**[03:51] Nagatoro**
Yeah, right, sure.
**[03:52] Nagatoro**
Closing ceremonies just finished.
**[03:56] Nagatoro**
And?
**[03:57] Nagatoro**
What else?
**[04:00] Senpai**
Ch-Christmas...
**[04:01] Nagatoro**
Eve!
**[04:03] Nagatoro**
The great big romantic
event that is Christmas!
**[04:06] Nagatoro**
Where couples talk about
love and share gifts.
**[04:11] Nagatoro**
Christmas Eve!
***SIGN*** Menacing
**[04:15] Senpai**
*She's so hyper.*
**[04:17] Senpai**
* She's ready to toy with*
* me about Christmas stuff.*
**[04:21] Senpai**
Then again...
**[04:22] Senpai**
It's just another miserable
day for all the loners.
**[04:26] Senpai**
Isn't that right?
**[04:28] Nagatoro**
But it's true, isn't it?
**[04:32] Nagatoro**
You're alone on Christmas, Senpai.
**[04:37] Senpai**
* Guess I'll just hand this*
* over and get out of here.*
**[04:40] Senpai**
Here, take it.
**[04:42] Senpai**
Bye!
***SIGN*** Library
**[04:43] Nagatoro**
Poor you, Senpai.
**[04:46] Nagatoro**
Don't you have anyone to play with you?
**[04:49] Gamo**
Hey there, you two.
**[04:51] Gamo**
Perfect timing.
**[04:57] Gamo**
There are two kinds of women.
**[05:00] Gamo**
The two kinds being...
**[05:01] Gamo**
Those who have a man and those who don't!
**[05:04] Yoshi**
Grrrr...
**[05:06] Nagatoro**
Right.
**[05:08] Rabi**
Sorry about today.
**[05:10] Sakura**
I'd rather hang out with you guys...
**[05:13] Sakura/Rabi**
...but it's Christmas Eve!
**[05:17] Sakura**
We simply can't.
**[05:19] Rabi**
Right!
**[05:20] Gamo; Nekopa**
Annoying gloating...
**[05:21] Yoshi**
Annoying!
**[05:23] Gamo**
All right!
**[05:23] Gamo**
Team Manless are pulling
an all-night karaoke party!
**[05:26] Yoshi**
They may take our men,
but never our karaoke!
**[05:30] Senpai**
* I'm not even going to have a*
* chance to give her the gift.*
**[05:37] Senpai**
*I-Is that...*
**[05:41] Senpai**
*It can't be!*
**[06:06] Gamo**
You're joining us for all-night karaoke, right?
**[06:09] Nagatoro**
E-Er... Hmm...
**[06:12] Nekopa**
But isn't that your guy next to you?
**[06:19] Nagatoro**
N-No way!
**[06:21] Nagatoro**
I'm just toying with him for fun.
**[06:24] Gamo**
So you're joining us at karaoke, then.
**[06:34] Gamo**
You're joining the karaoke group,
too, right, Paisen?
**[06:39] Gamo**
So? What's it gonna be?
**[06:41] Yoshi**
Indeed!
**[06:43] Senpai**
W-Well...
**[06:45] Senpai**
I forgot something in the club room.
**[06:48] Senpai**
So I'll stay here and...
**[06:50] Nagatoro**
Ah!
**[06:51] Nagatoro**
Oh, yeah!
**[06:53] Nagatoro**
I feel like I might have forgotten
something or other, too.
**[06:56] Nagatoro**
Let's go, Senpai!
**[07:02] Nagatoro**
Run!
**[07:04] Sakura**
That was pretty obvious, huh?
**[07:06] Yoshi**
Hella sus!
**[07:07] Gamo**
Paisen's trying his best, though.
**[07:13] Nagatoro**
Senpai, have you found
what you're looking for?
**[07:17] Senpai**
Y-Yeah.
**[07:18] Senpai**
* Guess I'll just take some*
* pencils or something.*
**[07:33] Senpai**
H-Hey...
**[07:35] Nagatoro**
Hm? What is it?
**[07:49] Senpai**
What the hell are you doing, President?!
**[07:53] President**
I won't be seeing this club
room much in the future.
**[07:56] President**
So I'm letting it soak into my skin.
**[07:58] Nagatoro**
Hurry up and graduate, you skeevy bunny!
**[08:01] President**
Never mind me.
**[08:02] President**
What are you two doing?
**[08:05] President**
A rendezvous?
**[08:06] Nagatoro**
No!
**[08:08] Nagatoro**
We're leaving, Senpai!
**[08:11] Announcement**
*The school is now closing.*
**[08:13] Announcement**
* If you are in the building,*
* please leave quickly.*
**[08:18] Senpai**
*What do I do?*
**[08:19] Senpai**
*Should I give it to her on the way home?*
**[08:22] Senpai**
*Maybe, but...*
**[08:23] Senpai**
*What if someone sees us?*
**[08:26] Senpai**
*Where could we go where people won't see us?*
**[08:32] Nagatoro**
It's Yamaguchi-sensei!
He's really strict about school policies!
**[08:35] Nagatoro**
He'll kick us out if he sees us!
***SIGN*** Nurse's Office
**[08:38] Senpai**
Th-The nurse's office!
**[08:40] Nagatoro**
G-Got it!
**[08:51] Nagatoro**
Uh-oh. I got dragged into the nurse's office.
**[08:54] Nagatoro**
Are you going to do naughty things to me?
**[08:56] Senpai**
I'm not!
**[08:58] Senpai**
* It doesn't seem right giving*
* her the gift here, but...*
**[09:02] Senpai**
* I don't know if I'll have*
* another opportunity later.*
**[09:07] Senpai**
H-Hey...
**[09:09] Nagatoro**
Hm?
**[09:10] Nagatoro**
What is it?
**[09:12] Sakura**
Hold still.
**[09:15] Guy A**
You're pretty forward, Sakura-san.
**[09:18] Sakura**
Am I, though?
**[09:21] Guy A**
Shouldn't we take more time
for these kinds of things?
**[09:25] Sakura**
You're so proper.
**[09:29] Guy A**
Hey, w-wait...
**[09:49] Senpai**
R-Rooftop!
**[09:50] Nagatoro**
Roger!
**[09:55] Senpai**
*No one's going to interrupt us on the rooftop.*
**[10:04] Announcement**
*The school is now closing.*
**[10:07] Announcement**
* If you are in the building,*
* please leave quickly.*
**[10:11] Couple boy**
She says we have to leave.
**[10:13] Couple girl**
We still have time.
**[10:16] Nagatoro**
Wanna leave?
**[10:18] Senpai**
Y-Yeah...
**[10:28] Senpai**
H-Here.
**[10:36] Senpai**
It's cold, so...
**[10:43] Nagatoro**
Can I open it?
**[10:45] Senpai**
Y-Yeah.
**[10:56] Nagatoro**
Thanks, Senpai.
**[11:04] Nagatoro**
Do I look good?
**[11:05] Senpai**
I-I guess.
**[11:08] Nagatoro**
Okay, here's yours, then.
**[11:10] Senpai**
Th-Thanks.
**[11:15] Nagatoro**
I can't believe we got the same thing.
**[11:17] Nagatoro**
So creepy.
**[11:19] Nagatoro**
Stop copying me, Senpai!
**[11:22] Senpai**
I-I'm not.
**[11:23] Nagatoro**
Creep! Creep! Creep!
**[11:30] Gamo**
*I hope for eternal peace*
**[11:36] Gamo**
*It's what I've been given since the beginning*
***SIGN*** DON'T TOY WITH ME,
MISS NAGATORO
***SIGN*** DON'T TOY WITH ME,
MISS NAGATORO
**[11:53] Male host**
*The year is almost over.*
**[11:54] Female host**
*It sure is.*
**[11:56] Male host**
*We have the perfect song for the occasion.*
**[11:58] Senpai**
*It's almost the end of the year...*
**[12:00] Female host**
*It was one of this year's most popular songs.*
***SIGN*** Nagatoro
**[12:06] Senpai's Mom**
Your friend?
**[12:07] Senpai**
K-Kinda.
**[12:08] Senpai**
Something like that.
**[12:10] Nagatoro**
*Do you do the New Year shrine visit, Senpai?*
**[12:14] Senpai**
No.
**[12:15] Senpai**
I haven't gone since I was a kid.
**[12:16] Nagatoro**
I figured.
**[12:18] Nagatoro**
You're definitely not the type to go.
**[12:21] Nagatoro**
Locking yourself in your room and sleeping in
on New Year's Day is more your speed.
**[12:29] Nagatoro**
You roll yourself up in your futon and
roll around all day like a caterpillar.
**[12:36] Nagatoro**
Eventually, your futon grows hair,
and you become a hairy caterpillar!
**[12:38] Nagatoro**
Gross!
**[12:40] Senpai**
I-I was going to go this year.
**[12:45] Nagatoro**
The best shrine around here to visit for
New Year's has to be the Ishido Shrine.
**[12:50] Senpai**
Yeah, I guess so.
**[12:52] Nagatoro**
Okay. Happy New Year!
***SIGN*** Dec. 31
**[12:59] Senpai**
*I figured...*
**[13:00] Nagatoro**
All right, I'll be waiting
at six o' clock at the torii!
**[13:03] Nagatoro**
I'll smack you if you're late!
**[13:05] Nagatoro**
Creepy, creepy, creep, creep!
**[13:05] Senpai**
*...she'd say something like that.*
**[13:08] Senpai**
*No, no, no.*
**[13:09] Senpai**
*Why am I getting my hopes up?*
***SIGN*** Fortunes
***SIGN*** Relationship
Fortunes
***SIGN*** Fortunes
**[13:32] Senpai**
*She's not here...*
**[13:35] Senpai**
*Maybe I should have invited her.*
**[13:38] Senpai**
*No, no, no!*
**[13:41] Nagatoro**
What a failure.
**[13:44] Nagatoro**
You're such a failure, Senpai.
**[13:48] Senpai**
Nagatoro?!
**[13:50] Nagatoro**
Happy New Year.
**[13:53] Senpai**
Y-Yeah.
**[13:54] Senpai**
Happy New Year.
**[13:56] Senpai**
Wh-What's up with the outfit?
**[13:58] Nagatoro**
I've always wanted to wear one of
these, so I took up a job here.
**[14:01] Nagatoro**
What do you think?
**[14:03] Nagatoro**
Isn't it cute?
**[14:07] Woman A**
It's a shrine priestess!
**[14:09] Woman B**
Cute!
**[14:11] Senpai**
S-Sure.
**[14:15] Nagatoro**
"S-Sure," he says!
**[14:18] Nagatoro**
You sound like such a virgin.
**[14:20] Nagatoro**
Oh, wait, you are!
**[14:23] Nagatoro**
Sorry!
**[14:24] Senpai**
Why would you say that
in a priestess outfit?!
**[14:27] Nagatoro**
You're beet red, Senpai!
**[14:30] Nagatoro**
Such a virgin!
**[14:32] Nagatoro**
That's his New Year's Creepolution!
**[14:34] Nagatoro**
Creepy, creepy!
**[14:35] Nagatoro**
Creepy, creepy!
**[14:36] Senpai**
* It's too early in the year*
* for this kind of energy.*
**[14:39] Senpai**
So how am I a failure again?
**[14:41] Nagatoro**
Senpai, what's the first thing
you're supposed to do at a shrine?
**[14:46] Nagatoro**
You're supposed to wash your hands.
**[14:47] Senpai**
R-Right.
**[14:48] Nagatoro**
After that, you rinse your mouth.
**[14:54] Senpai**
A-Are you sure you shouldn't be working?
**[14:58] Nagatoro**
Yeah, it's fine.
**[15:00] Nagatoro**
There aren't that many
visitors here right now.
**[15:02] Nagatoro**
Besides...
**[15:03] Nagatoro**
Part of my job is teaching failures like
you how to make a proper shrine visit.
**[15:11] Nagatoro**
Once you've cleansed
yourself, it's time for...
**[15:13] Nagatoro**
Fortune telling!
***SIGN*** Fortunes
***SIGN*** 100 yen
**[15:15] Senpai**
Is that a rule or something?
**[15:17] Nagatoro**
No, not really.
**[15:19] Senpai**
It isn't?
**[15:20] Senpai**
Well, whatever.
**[15:22] Nagatoro**
Thank you!
**[15:23] Nagatoro**
Now, let's see your fortunes for this year...
**[15:27] Nagatoro**
Oh, in case you're wondering, mine's...
***SIGN*** Fortunes
***SIGN*** Best Fortune
**[15:31] Nagatoro**
Best Fortune!
**[15:32] Nagatoro**
See? See?
**[15:33] Nagatoro**
Best Fortune!
**[15:34] Senpai**
*She just made me do this so she could brag.*
**[15:39] Nagatoro**
Now, let's see if you can beat my luck!
**[15:43] Senpai**
It's not a contest.
***SIGN*** Bad
**[15:47] Nagatoro**
Bad!
**[15:50] Nagatoro**
A fitting fortune for you, Senpai!
**[15:53] Nagatoro**
Bad! Bad! Bad!
**[15:53] Senpai**
Shut up.
***SIGN*** Awaited
Persons
***SIGN*** Relationships
***SIGN*** Lost Items
***SIGN*** Competition
**[15:59] Nagatoro**
Oh, crap.
**[16:02] Nagatoro**
More guests are arriving.
**[16:04] Senpai**
Okay.
**[16:05] Senpai**
I don't want to be in the way, so...
**[16:10] Senpai**
Bye.
**[16:12] Nagatoro**
Later.
***SIGN*** Offerings
***SIGN*** Awaited Persons
***SIGN*** Relationships
***SIGN*** Lost Items
***SIGN*** Will not
come
***SIGN*** Won't happen unless
you take action
***SIGN*** Missing
**[16:30] Nagatoro**
Two good luck charms.
**[16:32] Nagatoro**
That'll be 400 yen.
**[16:34] Miko A**
400 yen exactly. Thank you.
**[16:40] Miko A**
What's wrong?
**[16:42] Nagatoro**
Life doesn't really go the way you expect.
**[16:45] Miko A**
Life, huh?
**[16:47] Nagatoro**
Next customer, please.
**[16:56] Nagatoro**
Wh-What do you want, Senpai?
**[16:59] Senpai**
I...
**[17:01] Nagatoro**
I...?
**[17:05] Senpai**
I'd like a good luck charm.
**[17:08] Senpai**
*What the heck am I doing?!*
**[17:10] Senpai**
*Be more clear!*
**[17:12] Senpai**
When do you get off work?
**[17:14] Senpai**
Wanna hit the shrine when you're done?
**[17:17] Senpai**
I'll be waiting.
**[17:18] Senpai**
*I can't!*
**[17:19] Senpai**
*I can't possibly act that slick!*
**[17:22] Nagatoro**
That'll be 200 yen.
**[17:27] Nagatoro**
Thank you.
**[17:33] Senpai**
I'll...
**[17:35] Senpai**
I'll be waiting.
**[17:47] Senpai**
I'll be waiting.
***SIGN*** S
t
a
a
a
a
r
e
**[17:52] Senpai**
*What am I, a stalker?!*
**[17:57] Nagatoro**
*Pffft. Are you a stalker?*
***SIGN*** Pfft
***SIGN*** Are you a stalker?
***SIGN*** Are you a stalker?
***SIGN*** No
***SIGN*** Are you a stalker?
***SIGN*** No
***SIGN*** S
t
a
a
a
a
r
e
***SIGN*** S
t
a
a
a
a
r
e
***SIGN*** Give me 20 minutes
***SIGN*** Offerings
**[18:18] Nagatoro**
Senpai!
**[18:24] Nagatoro**
Please don't wander off after
mumbling something like that.
**[18:28] Senpai**
Sorry.
**[18:30] Nagatoro**
You have talent as a future stalker.
**[18:32] Senpai**
I'm sorry. Really.
**[18:35] Nagatoro**
So, what's up?
**[18:37] Nagatoro**
Whatcha waiting on me for?
**[18:41] Senpai**
Well...
**[18:43] Senpai**
I...
**[18:44] Nagatoro**
I...?
**[18:46] Senpai**
I thought we could visit the shrine together.
**[18:50] Nagatoro**
With me?
**[18:53] Senpai**
Er... Uh...
**[19:06] Senpai**
*Oh, yeah, isn't this shrine...*
***SIGN*** Matchmaking
**[19:09] Senpai**
*A matchmaking shrine?!*
**[19:13] Nagatoro**
Senpai, what are you going to wish
for at the matchmaking shrine?
**[19:19] Senpai**
N-No...
**[19:20] Senpai**
It has nothing to do with the
fact that it's a matchmaking shrine.
**[19:23] Nagatoro**
Are you sure?
**[19:26] Nagatoro**
You aren't going to...
**[19:28] Nagatoro**
make a wish that...
**[19:30] Nagatoro**
I'll go out with you, are you?
**[19:38] Nagatoro**
Give me a break!
**[19:40] Senpai**
I-I-I'm not!
**[19:43] Nagatoro**
Are you sure?
**[19:45] Nagatoro**
I don't believe you.
**[19:48] Senpai**
H-Hypothetically...
**[19:50] Nagatoro**
Hypothetically?
**[19:51] Senpai**
H-Hypothetically, okay?!
**[19:53] Nagatoro**
Sure, sure, hypothetically.
**[19:56] Senpai**
I-If I were to wish to g-go...
**[20:01] Nagatoro**
G-G-Go?
**[20:03] Senpai**
...go out with you?
**[20:06] Nagatoro**
Go out with me?
**[20:11] Nagatoro**
If you were?!
**[20:14] Senpai**
I'd rather not depend on the gods.
**[20:18] Senpai**
I think I should make it happen myself.
**[20:24] Senpai**
*I'm just quoting the fortune.*
**[20:27] Nagatoro**
Well, good luck, then!
**[20:30] Senpai**
It's j-j-just a hypothetical scenario!
**[20:34] Nagatoro**
Sure, sure!
**[20:35] Nagatoro**
It's hypothetical!
**[21:03] Nagatoro**
So, what did you wish for in the end, Senpai?
**[21:07] Senpai**
Family well-being.
**[21:09] Nagatoro**
W-Wow, that's so plain.
**[21:11] Senpai**
Wh-What's wrong with that?
**[21:14] Senpai**
What about you, Nagatoro?
**[21:16] Senpai**
What was your wish?
**[21:17] Nagatoro**
Mine?
**[21:20] Nagatoro**
My wish was...
**[21:24] Nagatoro**
that I can...
**[21:27] Nagatoro**
become your bride, Senpai.
**[21:35] Senpai**
Wh-Wh-Wh-Wh-Wh-What?!
**[21:38] Nagatoro**
Just kidding!
**[21:42] Nagatoro**
Your bride?!
**[21:44] Nagatoro**
Did you think I was serious?!
**[21:46] Senpai**
Heck no.
**[21:47] Nagatoro**
No, you totally took me seriously.
**[21:51] Senpai**
Heck no.
**[21:52] Nagatoro**
Liar! Liar!
**[23:25] Nagatoro**
Points of improvement for today!
**[23:27] Nagatoro**
Senpai, who asks for family
well-being at a matchmaking shrine?
**[23:30] Senpai**
What's wrong with that?
**[23:31] Nagatoro**
You have to make a wish
that's worth wishing for.
**[23:33] Senpai**
Like?
**[23:33] Nagatoro**
Like "make me popular."
**[23:35] Senpai**
I think I'd rather just have
another fun year, like last year.
**[23:37] Nagatoro**
Stop acting so cool! Creep!
# E7 - I Figured That's How You'd Ski, Senpai
Source: [Crunchyroll](https://www.crunchyroll.com/watch/G0DUN8QX1/i-figured-thats-how-youd-ski-senpai)
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**[00:04] Senpai**
Huh?
**[00:05] Senpai**
Which way does it go?
**[00:08] Senpai**
How does this work again?
**[00:10] Senpai**
It might tear if I keep messing with it.
**[00:14] Mom**
Nao-kun!
**[00:15] Mom**
Dinner's ready!
**[00:16] Senpai**
I'll be right there!
**[00:18] Senpai**
Damn it!
**[00:19] Senpai**
How is this supposed to fit?!
***SIGN*** DON'T TOY WITH ME,
MISS NAGATORO
***SIGN*** DON'T TOY WITH ME,
MISS NAGATORO
***SIGN*** I Figured That's How You'd Ski, Senpai.
***SIGN*** I Figured That's How You'd Ski, Senpai.
**[01:59] Nagatoro**
'Sup, Senpai!
**[02:01] Senpai**
Y-Yeah...
**[02:03] Senpai**
'Sup.
**[02:10] Nagatoro**
Hey, look...
**[02:12] Nagatoro**
Contact lenses!
**[02:14] Nagatoro**
Wow, you're switching to contacts?
**[02:18] Senpai**
N-No, well...
**[02:21] Nagatoro**
Are you trying for a glow-up?
**[02:24] Nagatoro**
Are you trying to stop being a
four-eyed dork and become a gigachad?
**[02:28] Senpai**
I-I'm not!
**[02:30] Senpai**
It's just that glasses get annoying,
**[02:33] Senpai**
so I figured I'd try contacts for a change.
**[02:36] Nagatoro**
Why don't you try them on, then?
**[02:39] Nagatoro**
Now.
**[02:41] Senpai**
Nah, I dunno...
**[02:44] Nagatoro**
Senpai.
**[02:49] Nagatoro**
So you bought them out of curiosity,
**[02:51] Nagatoro**
but you're too scared to put them in.
**[02:57] Nagatoro**
You squeamish, chickeney little boy.
**[03:00] Nagatoro**
You can't even put in contacts!
**[03:03] Nagatoro**
Poor you, Senpai.
**[03:08] Senpai**
Sh-Shush!
**[03:10] Nagatoro**
Oh, you.
**[03:12] Nagatoro**
All right, then.
**[03:14] Nagatoro**
I'll put them in for you.
**[03:20] Nagatoro**
Oops, my hand slipped!
**[03:25] Senpai**
I-I'll pass.
**[03:27] Senpai**
I'll try it myself someday.
**[03:29] Nagatoro**
Stop being such a wuss.
**[03:32] Nagatoro**
It'll be okay.
**[03:33] Nagatoro**
My brother used to not want
to put his contacts in either.
**[03:37] Nagatoro**
So I put them in for him once.
**[03:40] Senpai**
Huh.
**[03:42] Nagatoro**
Believe it or not, I'm a veteran.
**[03:46] Senpai**
*She's right, though.*
**[03:47] Senpai**
*I'm never going to get them in by myself.*
**[03:53] Senpai**
Well, could you, then?
***SIGN*** Art Room
**[04:10] Nagatoro**
Okay, first, take off your glasses, please.
**[04:16] Nagatoro**
Gimme a sec.
**[04:23] Senpai**
* L-Look at me, not getting flustered*
* over something like this.*
**[04:28] Senpai**
*Clear your mind...*
**[04:31] Senpai**
*Clear your mind, and...*
**[04:33] Nagatoro**
Senpai, open your eyes, please.
**[04:44] Nagatoro**
Don't move, all right,
**[04:47] Nagatoro**
Senpai?
**[04:50] Senpai**
W-Wait, hang on!
**[04:53] Senpai**
Wait, please.
**[04:55] Senpai**
Hold on!
**[04:58] Nagatoro**
Why should I stop now?
**[05:05] Nagatoro**
Ready?
**[05:07] Nagatoro**
I'm putting it in.
**[05:25] Nagatoro**
It's in.
**[05:32] Senpai**
Don't say it like *that.*
**[05:35] Nagatoro**
What's wrong?
**[05:36] Nagatoro**
Are you crying, Senpai?
**[05:39] Senpai**
I-I'm not crying!
**[05:43] Nagatoro**
Okay, let's do the other side, then.
**[05:48] Senpai**
O-Okay.
**[05:50] Nagatoro**
All right, ready?
**[05:57] Nagatoro**
How are they?
**[05:58] Senpai**
Th-They're okay, I guess.
**[06:02] Senpai**
Actually, I never knew everything
could look so clear without frames.
**[06:13] Nagatoro**
You can't do your usual thing if
you're wearing contacts, though.
**[06:18] Senpai**
Usual thing?
**[06:19] Nagatoro**
Senpai, can I see your glasses?
**[06:21] Senpai**
Huh? S-Sure...
**[06:38] Nagatoro**
This thing.
**[06:40] Nagatoro**
You always do this when you're tense.
**[06:47] Nagatoro**
Huh?
**[06:48] Nagatoro**
Hang on, Senpai, are you getting
turned on by seeing me in glasses?
**[06:54] Senpai**
I-I'm not!
**[06:55] Nagatoro**
See? Look!
**[06:56] Nagatoro**
You're doing it!
**[06:57] Nagatoro**
You're definitely tense, Senpai.
**[06:59] Senpai**
I'm not!
**[07:00] Nagatoro**
See? You're doing it even
without your glasses!
**[07:03] Senpai**
No, I'm just...
**[07:26] Gamo**
Damn. I almost beat you, Hayacchi.
**[07:29] Nagatoro**
You weren't even close.
**[07:31] Yoshi**
Amateur.
**[07:32] Sakura**
Which course should we do next?
**[07:35] Takao**
Wow.
**[07:36] Hino**
They came down via the black course.
**[07:38] Takao**
Those popular-looking girls
are first-years, aren't they?
**[07:43] Takao**
Meanwhile, we've been going
to ski camp for two years,
**[07:46] Takao**
and we can barely do the beginner's course.
**[07:48] Hino**
We're pathetic.
**[07:49] Senpai**
Don't say it.
**[07:51] Takao**
Must be fun being able to ski so well.
**[07:54] Hino**
Right?
**[08:05] Nagatoro**
Looks like no one can keep up
with me on this slope.
**[08:14] Nagatoro**
Senpai?!
**[08:16] Nagatoro**
Not bad, Senpai.
**[08:18] Nagatoro**
Especially coming from you.
**[08:21] Senpai**
This is nothing.
**[08:24] Nagatoro**
All right, let's race to the bottom!
**[08:28] Senpai**
Very well.
**[08:35] Takao**
You okay?
**[08:37] Hino**
Scary...
**[08:41] Takao**
Wanna take a break?
**[08:43] Senpai**
It hasn't even been an hour yet.
**[08:46] Senpai**
Why don't we go a bit more?
**[08:47] Takao**
Nah, we're hopeless,
no matter how much we practice.
**[08:51] Hino**
Exactly.
**[08:54] Takao**
Hey, here comes one of the popular girls.
**[08:57] Takao**
Uh-oh.
**[08:58] Takao**
Have you done something?
**[08:59] Hino**
Dunno.
**[09:02] Nagatoro**
'Sup, Senpai?
**[09:06] Senpai**
'S-'Sup?
**[09:07] Takao**
What?!
**[09:08] Hino**
You know her?!
**[09:09] Senpai**
Y-Yeah, I guess.
**[09:12] Nagatoro**
Are you skiing with your friends?
**[09:15] Senpai**
N-Nah, we aren't really skiing much.
**[09:19] Senpai**
Mostly just chatting.
**[09:22] Nagatoro**
Wanna stop wasting time and come ski with me?
**[09:26] Senpai**
I-I guess I could.
**[09:29] Nagatoro**
Okay, I'm taking Senpai with me.
**[09:32] Takao; Hino**
Sure, sure.
**[09:34] Nagatoro**
Hurry up, Senpai.
**[09:36] Nagatoro**
Hurry, hurry.
**[09:40] Takao**
Nao-kun, no way...
**[09:41] Takao**
Are you two going out?!
**[09:44] Senpai**
N-Naw...
**[09:48] Takao; Hino**
Ew.
**[09:55] Nagatoro**
Senpai, don't tell me...
**[09:58] Nagatoro**
Did they think we're dating or something?
**[10:02] Senpai**
Wh—I-I 'unno.
**[10:04] Nagatoro**
"I-I 'unno," he says.
**[10:07] Nagatoro**
Gross!
**[10:09] Nagatoro**
Wow, the slope is so flat.
**[10:12] Nagatoro**
Beginner courses are way too easy for me.
**[10:16] Nagatoro**
But sure, I'll do it with you.
**[10:18] Senpai**
Why, thank you.
**[10:20] Nagatoro**
Come on, Senpai, let's go!
**[10:23] Senpai**
R-Right.
**[10:33] Senpai**
I-I can't stop!
**[10:35] Nagatoro**
Senpai!
**[10:36] Nagatoro**
Brake!
**[10:37] Nagatoro**
Brake!
**[10:45] Nagatoro**
Senpai!
**[10:50] Nagatoro**
I figured that's how you'd ski, Senpai.
**[10:55] Senpai**
Of course it is!
**[10:56] Senpai**
You didn't think I could
actually ski, did you?
**[11:00] Nagatoro**
I mean, everyone's got
something they're good at.
**[11:03] Nagatoro**
I thought maybe you'd be a good skier.
**[11:06] Senpai**
No way!
**[11:07] Nagatoro**
Eh, you aren't worse than I expected.
**[11:09] Nagatoro**
Just gotta practice, Senpai.
**[11:15] Nagatoro**
Let's start with the basics.
**[11:18] Senpai**
O-Okay.
**[11:20] Nagatoro**
Angle your skis so you
can brake using the edge.
**[11:24] Nagatoro**
That's it.
**[11:25] Nagatoro**
That's the idea.
**[11:30] Senpai**
S-Sorry.
**[11:31] Nagatoro**
As expected.
**[11:33] Nagatoro**
Exactly as expected.
**[11:57] Nagatoro**
Come on.
**[11:59] Nagatoro**
You gotta get a move on.
**[12:07] Gamo**
Hayacchi spotted.
**[12:10] Nagatoro**
Hey!
**[12:12] Gamo**
Break a leg!
**[12:13] Sakura**
See you later.
**[12:15] Yoshi**
So long!
**[12:27] Takao**
Nao-kun, can you ski a little now?
**[12:30] Senpai**
No, not at all.
**[12:32] Takao**
What are you doing?
**[12:34] Takao**
You even had a private instructor.
**[12:37] Hino**
You gotta do better.
**[12:38] Senpai**
I'm trying.
**[12:43] Takao**
Oh, it's the night skiers.
**[12:47] Nagatoro**
Senpai!
**[12:50] Nagatoro**
You're coming night skiing, right?
**[12:53] Nagatoro**
I'm going to teach you good again.
**[12:55] Nagatoro**
You'd better be ready.
**[13:00] Senpai**
Nah...
**[13:05] Senpai**
My legs kinda hurt from all the skiing.
**[13:12] Senpai**
I'll pass on the night skiing.
**[13:15] Nagatoro**
Oh, really?
**[13:19] Nagatoro**
Oh, well, I guess.
**[13:21] Nagatoro**
I hope you get a bit stronger.
**[13:24] Nagatoro**
Later.
**[13:26] Senpai**
Y-Yeah.
**[13:28] Senpai**
Later.
**[13:30] Takao**
Are you sure you wanna
blow off your private instructor?
**[13:33] Hino**
What a waste.
**[13:36] Senpai**
It's fine.
**[13:39] Gamo**
Are you sure?
**[13:42] Takao**
More popular girls!
**[13:44] Hino**
Do you know them?
**[13:46] Senpai**
Y-Yeah, kinda.
**[13:48] Gamo**
You really want to go skiing
with Hayacchi, don't you?
**[13:51] Yoshi**
Don't you?
**[13:54] Senpai**
Nah...
**[13:56] Senpai**
I'm sure she'd rather ski at her own pace.
**[14:00] Senpai**
I'd just end up slowing her down.
**[14:03] Yoshi**
Sure, she's about the
best skier in our grade.
**[14:07] Gamo**
She's next level.
**[14:09] Yoshi**
Next level!
**[14:11] Gamo**
Although...
**[14:13] Gamo**
That's not really the point, is it?
**[14:17] Gamo**
Later!
**[14:19] Yoshi**
G'bye!
**[14:31] Takao**
Nao-kun's on his way to
becoming a popular kid.
**[14:35] Senpai**
I'm not!
***SIGN*** DON'T TOY WITH ME,
MISS NAGATORO
***SIGN*** DON'T TOY WITH ME,
MISS NAGATORO
***SIGN*** Beginner Course
**[15:32] Senpai**
*I thought I didn't like this kind of thing.*
**[15:51] Nagatoro**
Senpai!
**[15:54] Nagatoro**
Not bad, Senpai.
**[15:55] Nagatoro**
Especially coming from you.
**[16:01] Senpai**
Guess I'll try a little more.
**[16:08] Kid**
I can't stop!
**[16:23] Dad**
I'm sorry!
**[16:25] Senpai**
A-Are you all right?
**[16:27] Kid**
Y-Yes.
**[16:29] Dad**
Thank you for helping him.
**[16:32] Senpai**
O-Oh, it's fine.
**[16:35] Dad**
Thank you so much.
**[16:41] Senpai**
Well, guess I'll ski some more.
**[16:47] Guy A**
I totally can!
**[16:48] Guy B**
Legit?!
**[16:51] Guy B**
Aw, shit!
**[16:53] Senpai**
*H-He's headed straight for me!*
**[17:10] Nagatoro**
Watch where you're going.
**[17:13] Guy B**
S-Sorry!
**[17:19] Senpai**
Thanks.
**[17:21] Nagatoro**
The way you were skiing
when you helped that kid...
**[17:25] Nagatoro**
That was pretty good, Senpai.
**[17:30] Senpai**
Y-You saw?
**[17:33] Nagatoro**
Man, I can recognize you
from way in the distance.
**[17:38] Nagatoro**
You're all wobbly, like a drunk driver.
**[17:46] Nagatoro**
So funny.
**[17:52] Senpai**
H-Hey...
**[17:54] Nagatoro**
Yeah? What's up?
**[17:56] Senpai**
I-I still can't ski well.
**[18:02] Senpai**
S-Since we're here...
**[18:05] Nagatoro**
Since we're here?
**[18:08] Senpai**
C-Could you...
**[18:12] Nagatoro**
Could I...
**[18:17] Senpai**
Teach me some more?
**[18:19] Senpai**
How to ski.
**[18:25] Nagatoro**
F-Fine, then.
**[18:27] Nagatoro**
I'd feel bad leaving you all alone.
***SIGN*** Beginner Course
**[18:41] Nagatoro**
Senpai, you're looking down
at your feet too much.
**[18:44] Nagatoro**
You gotta keep your eyes forward.
**[18:47] Senpai**
Okay.
**[18:48] Senpai**
I keep staring down.
**[18:50] Senpai**
What do I do?
**[18:55] Nagatoro**
Just watch me for now.
**[19:03] Nagatoro**
That's it.
**[19:05] Nagatoro**
That's how you do it.
**[19:12] Nagatoro**
Senpai's gazing at me!
**[19:16] Senpai**
I'm not!
**[19:21] Gamo**
We only have the AM for skiing, huh?
**[19:24] Gamo**
That went by quick.
**[19:27] Gamo**
So, how'd it go?
**[19:29] Gamo**
Can Paisen ski a little now?
**[19:34] Nagatoro**
Hey, just watch him.
**[19:36] Nagatoro**
Watch what I can do with Senpai.
**[19:40] Hino**
Nao-kun-sensei, teach me how to ski.
**[19:43] Takao**
Your private instructor
taught you how, didn't she?
**[19:46] Senpai**
Huh?
**[19:47] Senpai**
N-Nah...
**[19:49] Senpai**
I'm not good enough to teach anyone.
**[19:52] Takao**
Just teach us.
**[19:54] Senpai**
I-I guess I can teach you a bit.
**[19:57] Senpai**
It's like this, and...
**[20:02] Gamo**
LOLOLOLOL!
***SIGN*** Art Room
***SIGN*** Art School
Admission
**[20:14] Senpai**
Congratulations on getting accepted.
**[20:17] Senpai**
Of course you'd make it into
art school straight out of high school.
**[20:21] Senpai**
You're amazing.
**[20:23] President**
This is but a single step.
**[20:26] President**
Don't count your chickens, et cetera.
**[20:28] Senpai**
Uh-huh.
**[20:30] President**
And it's your turn next.
**[20:33] President**
Have you decided what you're
doing after graduation?
**[20:38] Senpai**
I still want to aim for art school, too.
**[20:44] President**
Oh?
**[20:45] Senpai**
I-I-Is something wrong?
**[20:50] President**
I never thought I'd hear such
a positive response from you.
**[20:54] President**
I'm slightly surprised.
**[20:57] Senpai**
A-Are you?
**[21:00] President**
Is it the cat-eared girl's influence?
**[21:04] Senpai**
I-It's not really...
**[21:14] Senpai**
*It's been about a year since I met Nagatoro.*
**[21:20] (Flashback) Nagatoro**
Senpai!
**[21:23] Senpai**
*She messes with me every day.*
**[21:26] Senpai**
*I guess she might be influencing me a bit.*
**[21:32] Senpai**
*But what are Nagatoro's plans for the future?*
**[21:38] Senpai**
*What are her career goals?*
**[21:47] Senpai**
*I actually don't know anything.*
**[23:25] Takao**
Points of improvement for today.
**[23:27] Hino**
Man, I never knew Nao-kun had a life.
**[23:29] Senpai**
I-It's nothing like that.
**[23:30] Hino**
So, how far have you gone?
**[23:32] Takao**
Those popular girls told me.
**[23:34] Takao**
You're making her model in swimsuits
and making her wear leggings and stuff.
**[23:38] Senpai**
You're not wrong, but you're wrong!
# E8 - Why Don't You Try Bulking Up a Little, Paisen?
Source: [Crunchyroll](https://www.crunchyroll.com/watch/GEVUZE5QM/why-dont-you-try-bulking-up-a-little-paisen)
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**[00:00] Senpai**
This cabinet is nearly full with canvases...
**[00:04] Nagatoro**
Doesn't look like it'll fit many more.
**[00:07] Nagatoro**
Why don't you sell them?
**[00:09] Nagatoro**
Like at an auction or something.
**[00:11] Senpai**
No way.
**[00:12] Senpai**
A student's work isn't going to sell.
**[00:14] Nagatoro**
Yeah, you're right.
**[00:16] Nagatoro**
Especially not your work.
**[00:18] Nagatoro**
There's no way you're selling any.
**[00:21] Nagatoro**
I think you can easily dispose of this one.
***SIGN*** DON'T TOY WITH ME,
MISS NAGATORO
***SIGN*** DON'T TOY WITH ME,
MISS NAGATORO
***SIGN*** Why Don't You Try Bulking Up a Little, Paisen?
***SIGN*** Why Don't You Try Bulking Up a Little, Paisen?
**[02:03] Senpai**
*I can't quite get in the mood.*
**[02:06] Senpai**
* I feel like there's something*
* I'd rather be drawing...*
**[02:34] Nagatoro**
You were watching me just now,
weren't you, Senpai?
**[02:38] Nagatoro**
You were glancing at me just now, right?
**[02:41] Nagatoro**
Right? Right?
**[02:42] Nagatoro**
Were you just violating me with your eyes?
**[02:44] Nagatoro**
Creepy creep!
**[02:46] Senpai**
N-No!
**[02:47] Nagatoro**
Oh?
**[02:48] Nagatoro**
Did you need something, then?
**[02:50] Senpai**
Well...
**[02:52] Senpai**
I just realized, there's something
I haven't drawn lately.
**[02:56] Nagatoro**
What's that?
**[02:58] Senpai**
P-Portraits.
**[03:08] Nagatoro**
So?
**[03:10] Senpai**
I-If...
**[03:12] Senpai**
you'd like...
**[03:15] Senpai**
would you...
**[03:19] Senpai**
model for me again?
**[03:28] Nagatoro**
Aw, I dunno...
**[03:31] Nagatoro**
Believe it or not, I'm pretty busy.
**[03:36] Senpai**
M-Maybe next time, then.
**[03:39] Nagatoro**
Oh, all right.
**[03:41] Nagatoro**
I can't say no if you insist, Senpai.
**[03:46] Nagatoro**
Guess I'll have to take one for the team!
**[03:48] Senpai**
Y-You don't need to do that!
**[03:52] Nagatoro**
You're beet red!
**[03:53] Nagatoro**
You're actually dying to
draw something naughty.
**[03:56] Senpai**
I'm not!
**[04:02] Nagatoro**
What kind of pose do you like?
**[04:05] Senpai**
A-Anything's fine.
**[04:10] Nagatoro**
When someone asks you
what you want for dinner,
**[04:13] Nagatoro**
you're the kind of guy
who's, like, "anything,"
**[04:16] Nagatoro**
aren't you, Senpai?
**[04:19] Nagatoro**
What do you want for dinner?
**[04:21] Senpai**
Anything.
**[04:24] Senpai**
Sorry.
**[04:25] Senpai**
Then...
**[04:27] Senpai**
Whatever pose comes most
naturally to you, then.
**[04:30] Nagatoro**
Natural, huh? Hmm...
**[04:35] Nagatoro**
Something like this?
**[04:38] Senpai**
Some kind of ready stance?
**[04:40] Nagatoro**
Muay Thai.
**[04:42] Senpai**
It actually looks convincing.
**[04:44] Nagatoro**
Though, I only really dabbled.
**[04:47] Nagatoro**
I can do other stuff, too.
**[04:50] Senpai**
That's boxing, right?
**[04:52] Senpai**
What's that?
**[04:53] Nagatoro**
"Don't think."
**[04:55] Nagatoro**
"Feel."
**[04:57] Senpai**
Huh?
**[04:58] Nagatoro**
This one's a bit more obscure.
**[05:01] Senpai**
I don't know what that is.
**[05:04] Nagatoro**
Capoeira!
**[05:07] Senpai**
Those poses all suit Nagatoro,
but I can't decide.
**[05:12] Nagatoro**
Other than that...
**[05:22] Senpai**
That's it!
**[05:24] Nagatoro**
Oh, that wasn't it.
**[05:27] Senpai**
No, I liked that one.
**[05:30] Senpai**
That one seemed the most natural.
**[05:36] Nagatoro**
Did it?
**[05:40] Senpai**
Okay, could you do that again, then?
**[05:43] Nagatoro**
Oh, fine.
**[05:51] Senpai**
*What's this ready stance from?*
**[05:54] Senpai**
*I don't really know, but...*
**[05:59] Senpai**
*It looks good.*
**[06:19] Nagatoro**
Let's see.
**[06:26] Senpai**
Wh-What do you think?
**[06:30] Nagatoro**
It's kinda pervy.
**[06:32] Nagatoro**
You were ogling me all over.
**[06:35] Nagatoro**
Gross! Gross! Gross!
**[06:39] Senpai**
Wait, what's this stance from, though?
**[06:42] Senpai**
Karate?
**[06:43] Senpai**
That's not it...
**[06:47] Nagatoro**
This is my original martial art!
**[06:53] Gamo**
'Sup?
**[06:54] Sakura**
Look at them, flirting again.
**[06:57] Yoshi**
Flirty paradise!
**[06:58] Nagatoro**
I was just strangling Senpai
because he was being gross!
**[07:02] Sakura**
You like it rough, huh?
**[07:04] Yoshi**
Violence!
**[07:09] Gamo**
That's a nice stance.
**[07:12] Gamo**
Wanna do it again?
**[07:18] Senpai**
"Do it"? Do what?
**[07:25] Gamo**
Wait up!
**[07:30] Senpai**
I'm not telling you, Senpai.
**[07:34] Gamo**
Hold up!
**[07:35] Sakura**
Wait!
**[07:36] Yoshi**
Jeez, wait!
***SIGN*** Judo Dojo
**[07:48] Takao**
Fight back, Nao-kun!
**[07:51] Hino**
Shrimp! Shrimp!
**[07:53] Male student**
Winner!
**[07:57] Takao**
Try a little harder. Jeez.
**[07:59] Hino**
You got wiped.
**[08:01] Senpai**
If Nagatoro saw me like this...
**[08:04] Nagatoro**
Pupupu!
**[08:06] Nagatoro**
You're such a wimp, Senpai!
**[08:10] Nagatoro**
I'm gonna have to train you really hard.
**[08:20] Nagatoro**
Wimp.
**[08:21] Senpai**
Shut up.
**[08:23] Takao**
Did you say something?
**[08:25] Senpai**
No, nothing.
**[08:27] Teacher**
All right, it's the time of the year
that you've all been waiting for.
***SIGN*** 21st
Kazehaya High School Judo Tournament
Date: March 20 1:00 PM
At the school dojo
Male and Female Divisions
Prizes for winners
All members participating!
**[08:37] Senpai**
So we're doing this again this year.
**[08:41] Senpai**
I bet you'd be good at this
kind of thing, Nagatoro.
***SIGN*** Art Room
**[08:54] Senpai**
*I wonder if she's coming today.*
**[08:57] Gamo**
'Sup?!
**[08:58] Yoshi**
'Sup?!
**[09:01] Gamo**
Check this shit out!
**[09:03] Gamo**
Look at what they're doing!
**[09:04] Yoshi**
Get it?!
**[09:06] Gamo**
Huh?
**[09:07] Gamo**
Are you the only one here, Paisen?
**[09:09] Senpai**
Yeah.
**[09:11] Senpai**
She vanished after she saw that around noon.
**[09:15] Gamo**
So she's still like that about judo, huh?
**[09:19] Yoshi**
Deserter!
**[09:21] Gamo**
That's just how she is.
**[09:25] Yoshi**
I'll go win in Hayacchi's place!
**[09:27] Gamo**
That would be cheating.
**[09:30] Senpai**
H-Hey...
**[09:33] Senpai**
D-Does Nagatoro do j-judo and stuff?
**[09:40] Gamo**
What? What? What?
**[09:42] Gamo**
Are you curious?
**[09:43] Yoshi**
Curiousi-tree!
**[09:45] Senpai**
N-Nah, I was just wondering.
**[09:49] Yoshi**
You were!
**[09:54] Gamo**
Here.
***SIGN*** From general fitness to pro coaching! Mixed martial arts gym!
***SIGN*** Beginners welcome!!
***SIGN*** Weight loss!
Fitness!
Stress relief!
Exercise!
**[10:01] Gamo**
We run a gym.
**[10:03] Senpai**
Huh.
**[10:04] Gamo**
Why don't you try
bulking up a little, Paisen?
**[10:08] Senpai**
What?!
**[10:10] Senpai**
Wh-What are you even talking about?
***SIGN*** Realize your aspirations
**[10:19] Gamo**
We're accepting trial memberships.
**[10:22] Yoshi**
Marketing!
***SIGN*** DON'T TOY WITH ME,
MISS NAGATORO
***SIGN*** DON'T TOY WITH ME,
MISS NAGATORO
**[10:37] Senpai**
*So I kinda ended up coming...*
**[10:40] (Flashback) Gamo**
Oh, if you're going to come watch the gym,
you should come on Saturday around noon.
**[10:44] (Flashback) Yoshi**
Don't need to bring anything!
**[10:46] Senpai**
*I guess I'll take a look inside.*
**[11:12] Nagatoro**
S-Senpai?!
**[11:25] Nagatoro**
You knocked me down,
but it was just for a second!
**[11:28] Gamo**
Nope, that was a pretty good punch.
**[11:31] Nagatoro**
All because Senpai emerged
out of nowhere glaring at me.
**[11:35] Senpai**
Sorry.
**[11:37] Gamo**
It's your fault for getting distracted.
**[11:40] Gamo**
Anyway, get some rest.
**[11:42] Nagatoro**
Huh?
**[11:48] Nagatoro**
Stalker.
**[11:49] Senpai**
I-I'm not!
**[11:52] Nagatoro**
So, why are you here, Senpai?
**[11:55] Nagatoro**
You obviously don't have any
interest in this kind of stuff.
**[11:59] Senpai**
No, yeah, well...
**[12:01] Gamo**
Be nice to my customers!
**[12:05] Nagatoro**
And I bet you just brought
him here for the laughs!
**[12:09] Nagatoro**
Whatever.
**[12:10] Nagatoro**
Just watch there, I guess.
**[12:13] Nagatoro**
I'm going over there.
**[12:16] Senpai**
I-It's true that I don't have much
interest in martial arts...
**[12:24] Senpai**
I was a complete failure at
the judo tournament last year.
**[12:29] Senpai**
I just wanted to do a little
bit better this year.
**[12:38] Senpai**
S-So...
**[12:42] Senpai**
Could you teach me a little judo?
**[12:55] Senpai**
*What was I expecting?*
**[12:57] Senpai**
*I just barged in and begged her to teach me.*
**[13:01] Senpai**
*I'm being a nuisance.*
**[13:10] Nagatoro**
Y-You came all this way.
**[13:13] Nagatoro**
I guess I can coach you a bit,
if you're actually serious.
**[13:21] Senpai**
Thanks!
**[13:26] Nagatoro**
Also, since I'm coaching you...
**[13:29] Nagatoro**
you shall not be allowed a pitiful defeat.
**[13:34] Senpai**
*Maybe I shouldn't have asked.*
**[13:38] Nagatoro**
Okay, let's start with falling techniques.
**[13:40] Senpai**
Y-Yes, ma'am.
**[13:45] Nagatoro**
You kinda know how to do it already, huh?
**[13:48] Senpai**
Yeah...
**[13:49] Senpai**
It would hurt if I didn't.
**[13:50] Gamo**
We're going for lunch.
**[13:52] Gamo**
What about you guys?
**[13:53] Nagatoro**
I'll join later.
**[13:56] Nagatoro**
What about you?
**[13:57] Senpai**
I ate at home.
**[13:59] Gamo**
Okay, watch the shop for us.
**[14:02] Nagatoro**
Sure.
**[14:09] Nagatoro**
Well, wanna try some free practice, then?
**[14:14] Senpai**
Already?!
**[14:14] Nagatoro**
We go straight to practical skills.
That's how we do things in Nagatoro Style.
**[14:19] Senpai**
Er...
**[14:19] Senpai**
Yeah.
**[14:20] Senpai**
I can see that.
**[14:23] Nagatoro**
Now...
**[14:25] Nagatoro**
You'd better get ready for this, Senpai!
**[14:38] Nagatoro**
Senpai...
**[14:39] Nagatoro**
Why are you just standing there?!
***SIGN*** Death
**[14:43] Senpai**
*S-So soon!*
***SIGN*** Bop
**[14:48] Nagatoro**
Senpai, you were so terrified!
**[14:52] Senpai**
I-I-I'm not terrified!
**[14:55] Nagatoro**
I'm not done yet!
**[14:58] Nagatoro**
There! Pinned!
**[15:01] Nagatoro**
Come on. Try getting out.
**[15:05] Senpai**
*H-How do I get out?!*
**[15:12] Senpai**
I can't move!
**[15:16] Senpai**
*I've been pinned by huge, brawny guys...*
**[15:21] Senpai**
*But this is even harder!*
**[15:23] Nagatoro**
Try harder, Senpai!
**[15:27] Nagatoro**
In 20 seconds, I'll win the match!
**[15:30] Senpai**
I-I can't!
**[15:32] Nagatoro**
No way.
**[15:33] Nagatoro**
Even beginner girls can fight longer than this.
**[15:37] Senpai**
I can't!
**[15:39] Senpai**
Because...
**[15:40] Nagatoro**
Because...?
**[15:43] Senpai**
Your b...
**[15:44] Nagatoro**
My b...?
**[15:46] Senpai**
Your body's too heavy.
**[15:52] Senpai**
What?!
**[15:53] Nagatoro**
How could you even suggest I'm heavy?!
**[15:56] Senpai**
You won't even move...
**[15:59] Nagatoro**
That's because of my technique!
**[16:02] Nagatoro**
Skills!
**[16:03] Nagatoro**
Abilities!
**[16:05] Nagatoro**
Control the center of mass well, and even
a *dainty* girl like me can hold a guy down!
**[16:15] Nagatoro**
It's not because I'm heavy!
**[16:18] Senpai**
I'm being crushed!
**[16:25] Senpai**
* Not that I had high hopes,*
* but I didn't stand a chance.*
**[16:28] Senpai**
*She always impresses me.*
**[16:31] Senpai**
*But...*
**[16:34] Member A**
She can kick her from so far back.
**[16:37] Member B**
She's got sick reach for a high school girl.
**[16:43] Member B**
Hayacchi's got a good thing going,
but the physical difference...
**[17:19] Nagatoro**
Senpai.
**[17:20] Nagatoro**
I didn't expect much physical strength or
technique, but you have no stamina at all.
**[17:24] Senpai**
That throw...
**[17:27] Nagatoro**
Oh, that would have won
the match if it were judo.
**[17:30] Nagatoro**
But in MMA, it's just one point.
**[17:34] (Flashback) Member C**
Stop there!
**[17:37] Senpai**
I can't quite finish off
someone in Gamo-chan's class.
**[17:44] Senpai**
Did you do judo before?
**[17:54] Nagatoro**
I guess. A little, a while ago.
**[17:57] Senpai**
Th-That's amazing.
**[17:59] Nagatoro**
Not really.
**[18:00] Nagatoro**
I'm just doing stuff as a hobby now.
**[18:05] Nagatoro**
I don't hate judo, either, but there
were people I just couldn't beat.
**[18:12] Nagatoro**
I felt stuck, and I got tired of it.
**[18:16] Nagatoro**
That's about all it was.
**[18:25] Senpai**
You might be able to win the
school tournament, though.
**[18:31] Nagatoro**
I'm done already!
**[18:36] Nagatoro**
Whatever.
I'm gonna pass on the tournament.
**[18:39] Senpai**
Oh.
**[18:42] Nagatoro**
Okay, I'm going this way.
**[18:44] Senpai**
Right.
**[18:45] Senpai**
Bye.
**[18:46] Nagatoro**
You'd better get your running in.
**[18:49] Senpai**
Y-Yeah.
**[18:50] Senpai**
If I have the time.
**[18:59] Senpai**
That throw...
**[19:04] Senpai**
Th-That throw was beautiful.
**[19:14] Nagatoro**
Say what?
**[20:57] Gamo**
Uh-oh.
**[20:58] Gamo**
Are you supposed to be here?
**[21:00] Nagatoro**
What do you mean?
**[21:02] Gamo**
The president's apparently working
Paisen one-on-one really hard.
**[21:07] Yoshi**
Spartan!
***SIGN*** Judo Dojo
**[21:10] Senpai**
What did you need from me, President?
**[21:12] Senpai**
Why did you call me here?
**[21:14] Senpai**
You're done with exams already.
**[21:16] Senpai**
I thought you didn't need
to come to school anymore.
**[21:19] President**
I happened to hear that you've been training
for the upcoming school judo tournament.
**[21:28] Senpai**
Wh-Who told you that?
**[21:31] President**
The cat-eared girl's usual
buddies came to inform me.
**[21:35] (Flashback) Gamo**
Hey, President, did you hear?
**[21:38] (Flashback) Yoshi**
Whistle-blower!
**[21:39] Senpai**
*The friends! Damn it!*
**[21:41] President**
So, I shall give you some training.
**[21:45] Senpai**
N-No, you don't need to do that for me.
**[21:49] President**
Stop bumbling and ready yourself!
**[21:55] Senpai**
* She's kinda like Nagatoro*
* in how pushy she is.*
**[22:05] Senpai**
*She's not wearing a shirt—*
***SIGN*** Judo Dojo
***SIGN*** Ba m
**[22:20] Senpai**
N-Nagatoro...
**[22:24] Nagatoro**
What the hell are you doing?!
**[22:27] President**
Training.
**[22:27] Nagatoro**
You freaking pervert!
**[22:31] President**
I wouldn't mind training him
until the tournament...
**[22:39] Senpai**
I appreciate it, but Nagatoro's
teaching me right now.
**[22:50] President**
I see.
**[22:51] President**
"Old soldiers never die,
they just fade away."
***SIGN*** Judo Dojo
**[22:55] President**
Though my soul shall
continue in the Art Club.
**[23:00] President**
Farewell.
**[23:03] Nagatoro**
And off to the trash bin for
the bunny-eared girl!
**[23:08] Nagatoro**
Now I'm gonna whip you into shape!
**[23:16] President**
Sorry to keep you waiting
**[23:25] Nagatoro**
Points of improvement for today.
**[23:27] Nagatoro**
Senpai, you know what you did.
**[23:28] Senpai**
I'm sorry for calling a girl heavy.
**[23:29] Nagatoro**
Oh, that?
**[23:30] Senpai**
Er, um...
**[23:31] Senpai**
Is it about how I got squashed
by the president's breasts?
**[23:34] Senpai**
I w-wasn't really thinking about
her breasts or anything...
**[23:37] Nagatoro**
You still are!
# E9 - That Is, If You Win at Least Once, Senpai
Source: [Crunchyroll](https://www.crunchyroll.com/watch/G7PU49KDQ/that-is-if-you-win-at-least-once-senpai)
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**[00:27] Senpai**
I hope I can win for once.
**[00:30] Senpai**
Especially since I owe it to Nagatoro,
for helping me practice.
***SIGN*** Kawaguchi Yamashita Nagatoro Urao Orihara Minami Kawashima Hidaka Kawata Ueda Moriguchi
**[00:46] Nagatoro**
It's in the past, anyway.
***SIGN*** DON'T TOY WITH ME,
MISS NAGATORO
***SIGN*** DON'T TOY WITH ME,
MISS NAGATORO
***SIGN*** That Is, If You Win at Least Once, Senpai.
***SIGN*** That Is, If You Win at Least Once, Senpai.
**[02:41] Ref**
Full point!
**[02:44] Mob A**
Wow...
**[02:46] Mob B**
That was a really clean throw.
***SIGN*** Judo Dojo
***SIGN*** Judo Tournament Female Bracket
**[02:53] Ref**
Begin!
**[02:54] Yoshi**
All right!
**[02:58] Girl B**
H-Hey...
**[02:59] Girl B**
Um...
**[03:03] Ref**
Hold it!
**[03:04] Ref**
Warning!
**[03:16] Sakura**
I could have finished you
if you were a guy...
**[03:27] Gamo**
Congrats on winning the first round.
**[03:29] Nagatoro**
Thanks.
**[03:31] Gamo**
You looked pretty good out there.
**[03:33] Gamo**
You're in good condition today, huh?
**[03:34] Nagatoro**
Whatever.
***SIGN*** Kimura Kawaguchi Yamashita Nagatoro Urao Orihara Minami Kawashima Hidaka
**[03:37] Gamo**
I hope I can win the first round, at least.
**[03:40] Sakura**
My hair's a mess.
**[03:43] Yoshi**
I'm tired.
**[03:44] Nagatoro**
Hey.
**[03:46] Gamo**
Heya.
**[03:50] Takao**
You're awful fired up today, Nao-kun.
**[03:52] Hino**
You had dead fish eyes last year.
**[03:56] Senpai**
D-Did I?
**[03:58] Senpai**
I don't think I'm that different.
**[04:00] Takao**
No, you're turning into
one of the popular kids.
**[04:02] Hino**
Traitor.
**[04:04] Senpai**
I'm not!
**[04:05] Senpai**
I'm just getting used to it
since this is my second time.
**[04:08] Guy A**
Ooh, Orihara from Class B is joining.
**[04:12] Mob C**
Wow.
**[04:14] Mob C**
The girls are gonna have a rough time.
**[04:16] Mob D**
For real?
**[04:18] Mob D**
Is that even fair?
**[04:19] Mob C**
She's a candidate to
represent Japan, isn't she?
**[04:24] Gamo**
Also, my first round is against her.
**[04:28] Sakura**
My condolences.
**[04:30] Yoshi**
Don't give up!
**[04:43] Ref**
Begin!
**[04:46] Orihara**
Here we go!
**[04:49] Gamo**
I don't think I'm going to win anyway.
**[04:51] Gamo**
Maybe I should forfeit.
**[04:53] Orihara**
Huh? Really?
**[04:55] Gamo**
Kidding!
**[05:04] Gamo**
Not done yet!
**[05:08] Ref**
Full point!
**[05:11] Nagatoro**
Good job.
**[05:12] Sakura**
Good job.
**[05:13] Yoshi**
Nice fight.
**[05:14] Gamo**
Man...
**[05:16] Gamo**
She's really nimble.
**[05:18] Gamo**
She's gotten even stronger than before.
**[05:22] Nagatoro**
You've fought her before, Gamo-chan?
**[05:26] Gamo**
No, I haven't.
**[05:27] Gamo**
I'm just guessing from what I've seen.
**[05:30] Nagatoro**
You don't need to give me a report.
**[05:33] Nagatoro**
It's not my problem.
**[05:35] Gamo**
Don't say that.
**[05:38] Gamo**
You're up against her next, Hayacchi.
**[05:41] Gamo**
Now's your chance to redeem yourself!
**[05:43] Sakura**
Go win!
**[05:44] Yoshi**
Get 'er!
**[05:47] Nagatoro**
I'm not into that stuffy stuff.
**[05:50] Sakura**
You're so boring.
**[05:53] Yoshi**
All so fleeting.
**[05:55] Gamo**
But don't you want to impress Paisen?
**[05:59] Nagatoro**
What?! Senpai's got nothing to do with this!
**[06:02] Gamo**
Bean sprouts like Paisen
like strong girls, you know.
**[06:07] Nagatoro**
I told you, he has nothing to do with it!
**[06:11] Orihara**
Hayacchi!
**[06:14] Orihara**
Hey.
**[06:16] Nagatoro**
H-Hey.
**[06:18] Orihara**
I haven't fought you in forever.
**[06:20] Nagatoro**
Y-Yeah, I guess.
**[06:22] Orihara**
I hope it turns out to be a really good bout!
**[06:25] Orihara**
You're not gonna beat me!
**[06:28] Orihara**
Bye!
**[06:30] Friends**
Stare...
**[06:33] Nagatoro**
What a pain.
**[06:36] Nagatoro**
Maybe I should forfeit.
**[06:39] Gamo**
Where are you going?
**[06:41] Yoshi**
Where?
**[06:42] Nagatoro**
Taking a break!
**[06:56] Nagatoro**
What?
**[07:00] Nagatoro**
Senpai.
**[07:03] Senpai**
W-Well, I...
**[07:05] Senpai**
Sh-She seems pretty strong.
**[07:10] Nagatoro**
She wasn't before.
**[07:13] Senpai**
Before?
**[07:16] Nagatoro**
It's none of your business.
**[07:20] Senpai**
Y-You're right.
**[07:27] Nagatoro**
Not that you'd be interested to hear...
**[07:31] Senpai**
Y-Yeah?
**[07:34] Nagatoro**
But I've been doing judo since I was a kid.
**[07:40] Nagatoro**
I had a knack for it, so I won a
few tournaments and stuff, too.
**[07:48] Nagatoro**
I was in the same dojo she was.
**[07:54] Nagatoro**
She didn't really have raw talent for it,
**[07:58] Nagatoro**
and I'd always beat her.
**[08:03] Nagatoro**
But she'd always get so upset when she lost.
**[08:08] Nagatoro**
Every time we fought,
she got better and better.
**[08:16] Nagatoro**
And after so many fights...
**[08:25] Nagatoro**
It wasn't even close.
**[08:27] Nagatoro**
She destroyed me.
**[08:30] Nagatoro**
To be honest, I didn't feel
like I could win anymore.
**[08:37] Nagatoro**
When I thought about beating me
every time going forward,
**[08:43] Nagatoro**
I lost interest.
**[08:49] Nagatoro**
And then I ended up quitting judo.
**[08:54] Nagatoro**
Meanwhile, she's a candidate
to represent Japan.
**[08:57] Nagatoro**
We're in totally different worlds now.
**[09:02] Nagatoro**
Well, since I know I'm going to lose,
I'm just gonna go get it over with.
**[09:09] Senpai**
That doesn't sound like you, Nagatoro.
**[09:14] Nagatoro**
What?
**[09:17] Nagatoro**
Who gave you the right
to talk like you know me?
**[09:28] Senpai**
No.
**[09:30] Senpai**
You don't know if you're going to
win or not until you try.
**[09:35] Nagatoro**
Were you even listening to me?
**[09:37] Nagatoro**
She could be representing Japan.
**[09:40] Nagatoro**
I don't even stand a chance.
**[09:42] Senpai**
You're strong, too!
**[09:45] Senpai**
You're plenty strong, too!
**[09:52] Senpai**
*Sh-Shoot!*
**[09:54] Senpai**
*That came off condescending.*
**[09:56] Nagatoro**
Senpai...
**[09:57] Nagatoro**
That was pretty condescending.
**[10:01] Senpai**
N-Nah, I'm just saying what I meant.
**[10:05] Nagatoro**
I'll do my best, then.
**[10:11] Nagatoro**
That is, if you win at least once, Senpai.
**[10:16] Senpai**
Huh?
**[10:17] Senpai**
Th-There's no way...
**[10:19] Nagatoro**
Oh?
**[10:20] Nagatoro**
I thought you don't know until you try.
**[10:25] Nagatoro**
Oh, right.
**[10:27] Nagatoro**
If you do manage to win one...
**[10:33] Nagatoro**
I'll give you a kiss.
**[10:35] Senpai**
Y-You don't need to go there!
**[10:39] Nagatoro**
You don't have confidence, do you?
**[10:42] Senpai**
*Confidence?*
**[10:43] Senpai**
*Well... No, I don't.*
**[10:47] Senpai**
*But I've practiced with Nagatoro, too.*
**[10:52] Senpai**
*I'm sure I could get one win.*
**[11:25] Ref**
Begin!
**[11:28] Sasai**
What a pain...
**[11:29] Sakura**
Ooh...
**[11:31] Sakura**
He has a nice body.
**[11:34] Gamo**
Paisen's done.
**[11:36] Yoshi**
The end.
**[11:40] Takao**
Go!
**[11:41] Hino**
Don't die, Nao-kun.
**[11:43] Nagatoro**
*I might be screwed.*
**[11:46] Sasai**
All right, time to get this over with!
**[11:51] Sasai**
Quit running!
**[12:03] Sakura**
He's down.
**[12:07] Takao**
Nao-kun...
**[12:09] Ref**
Half point!
**[12:11] Sasai**
Wasn't that a full point?!
**[12:12] Nagatoro**
That was half-assed.
**[12:14] Nagatoro**
He sucks.
**[12:15] Sakura**
So he just threw him with brute force?
**[12:17] Gamo**
Also, why don't you cheer for Paisen?
**[12:20] Nagatoro**
Huh? Why should I?
**[12:25] Ref**
Begin!
**[12:33] Sakura**
He's throwing him with brute force again!
**[12:36] Gamo**
I can't watch.
**[12:38] Yoshi**
Never give up!
**[12:41] Guy B**
Sasai, just pin him down already!
**[12:44] Sasai**
Okay!
**[12:47] Gamo**
Paisen, escape!
**[12:49] Yoshi**
Run away!
**[12:50] Sasai**
I have no interest in hugging a dude, but...
**[12:55] Senpai**
*He's so strong...*
**[12:57] Sasai**
Pin-down.
**[13:00] Sakura**
Two guys in an embrace!
**[13:02] Gamo**
He's done for sure this time.
**[13:04] Yoshi**
Final end.
**[13:10] (Flashback) Nagatoro**
Who gave you the right
to talk like you know me?
**[13:16] Senpai**
*She's right.*
**[13:18] Senpai**
*I have the right.*
**[13:20] Senpai**
*I gave myself the right to decide*
**[13:29] Senpai**
*I don't want Nagatoro to look like that!*
**[13:38] (Flashback) Nagatoro**
There are a few ways to break a scarf hold.
**[13:43] (Flashback) Nagatoro**
First, push them forward.
**[13:48] (Flashback) Nagatoro**
Or break it the opposite way.
**[13:52] (Flashback) Nagatoro**
As you can see, you can always
break free from a weak pin like yours.
**[14:01] Senpai**
* He's just holding me down*
* with sheer strength.*
**[14:06] Senpai**
*Compared to Nagatoro...*
**[14:10] Senpai**
*He's as light as a feather!*
**[14:13] Mob E**
He broke free!
**[14:16] Sakura**
Wow!
**[14:17] Gamo**
Not bad!
**[14:18] Yoshi**
Revenge!
**[14:25] Sasai**
Are you serious?
**[14:27] Nagatoro**
Hold him down! Now!
**[14:29] Gamo**
You got this, Paisen!
**[14:31] Yoshi**
Go for it!
**[14:37] Sasai**
Get off me!
**[14:41] Senpai**
*He's definitely strong.*
**[14:43] Senpai**
*Way stronger than I am.*
**[14:46] Senpai**
*And I have to keep this up forever?*
**[14:50] Senpai**
*I can't go on any longer.*
**[14:55] Nagatoro**
Senpai! Hang in there!
**[14:59] Senpai**
*Nagatoro!*
**[15:05] Nagatoro**
Get your leg free!
**[15:15] Ref**
Stop!
**[15:23] Gamo**
Ran out of time.
**[15:25] Sakura**
He loses?
**[15:27] Nagatoro**
He almost had a pin-down.
**[15:30] Sakura**
Wait, I thought you weren't
going to cheer for him.
**[15:38] Ref**
Winner by referee discretion: Sasai.
**[15:42] Senpai**
*I screwed up.*
**[15:44] Sasai**
Yo.
**[15:47] Sasai**
You're pretty good.
**[15:48] Senpai**
Er, uh, thanks.
**[15:51] Senpai**
I lost.
**[15:52] Hino**
All good.
**[15:54] Takao**
Nah, you did good!
**[15:56] Takao**
You've grown a ton.
**[15:58] Takao**
I'm proud of you.
**[15:59] Hino**
Who do you think you are?
**[16:28] Gamo**
Looks like she's finally feeling it.
**[16:30] Sakura**
Do it!
**[16:32] Yoshi**
Wreck 'em!
**[16:35] Nagatoro**
I'm going.
**[16:37] Gamo**
Yeah.
**[16:43] Ref**
Nagatoro of Class C.
**[16:46] Ref**
Orihara of Class B.
**[16:49] Ref**
Bow.
**[17:02] Ref**
Begin!
**[17:19] Mob A**
Damn!
**[17:20] Mob B**
They're nothing like the others.
**[17:22] Mob A**
Holy!
**[17:25] Senpai**
*Nagatoro...*
**[17:27] Mob A**
Man, Orihara's something else.
**[17:29] Mob B**
She's not a candidate for
representing Japan for nothing.
**[17:32] Orihara**
Here I go!
**[17:36] Gamo**
She dodged it!
**[17:39] Gamo**
Knee wheel!
**[17:43] Gamo**
And then an inner-thigh throw!
**[17:53] Ref**
Half point!
**[17:56] Gamo**
That was close.
**[17:57] Gamo**
That combo's killer.
**[17:59] Sakura**
That wasn't a full point, though.
**[18:02] Gamo**
She barely saved it by twisting her body.
**[18:05] Mob C**
That wasn't a full point?
**[18:06] Mob D**
So close!
**[18:08] Mob E**
She's almost there.
**[18:09] Mob**
I wish I could have seen
Orihara score a full point.
**[18:15] Gamo**
Stay calm!
**[18:17] Sakura**
Go, go!
**[18:18] Yoshi**
Let's go, Nagatoro!
**[18:21] Sakura**
*Nagatoro...*
**[18:23] Ref**
Begin!
**[18:26] Mob B**
Orihara!
**[18:28] Mob B**
Full point! Full point!
**[18:30] Mob B**
Full point! Full point!
**[18:32] Mob B**
Full point! Full point!
**[18:36] Gamo**
Come on, it's like she's on the away team.
**[18:50] Senpai**
Nagatoro!
**[18:52] Senpai**
Go for it!
**[19:01] Mob**
Huh?
**[19:02] Mob**
Ew, is that her boyfriend?
**[19:07] Senpai**
Go! Nagatoro!
**[19:35] Senpai**
*Nagatoro!*
**[19:48] Senpai**
Full point!
**[19:59] Nagatoro**
Aw...
**[20:01] Nagatoro**
I thought I had that one,
**[20:03] Nagatoro**
but I was out of bounds and
ended up losing by the ref's decision.
**[20:06] Nagatoro**
I can't believe I'm in the same boat as you.
**[20:08] Senpai**
S-Sorry you're in my boat.
**[20:12] Senpai**
That was a shame, though.
**[20:16] Nagatoro**
To be honest, I...
**[20:21] (Flashback) Ref**
Winner by referee's discretion: Orihara.
**[20:45] (Flashback) Nagatoro**
I'm winning next time.
**[20:56] Nagatoro**
I'm super pissed, so I'm
getting her back next time.
**[21:00] Senpai**
Y-Yeah?
**[21:05] Nagatoro**
Senpai.
**[21:08] Nagatoro**
If I beat her next time,
**[21:13] Nagatoro**
will you reward me with a kiss?
**[21:19] Senpai**
A kiss...
**[21:22] Senpai**
Wh-Wh-What are you...
**[21:24] Senpai**
A k-kiss?!
**[21:26] Senpai**
H-Here you go again, messing with me!
**[21:29] Nagatoro**
I'm not messing.
**[23:25] Nagatoro**
Points of improvement for today!
**[23:26] Nagatoro**
That was close today, Senpai.
**[23:27] Senpai**
That wasn't an ideal opponent.
**[23:29] Nagatoro**
You broke his pin, though.
**[23:31] Senpai**
You were way heavier, though.
**[23:33] Nagatoro**
Like I said...
**[23:35] Nagatoro**
The pin is based on my technique!
Skills! Abilities!
**[23:37] Senpai**
S-Stop...
# E10 - Hachioji-senpai Taught Me A Lot
Source: [Crunchyroll](https://www.crunchyroll.com/watch/G9DUE3W23/hachioji-senpai-taught-me-a-lot)
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***SIGN*** DON'T TOY WITH ME,
MISS NAGATORO
***SIGN*** DON'T TOY WITH ME,
MISS NAGATORO
***SIGN*** Hachioji-senpai Taught Me a Lot.
***SIGN*** Hachioji-senpai Taught Me a Lot.
***SIGN*** Kazehaya High School
***SIGN*** Art Room
***SIGN*** Art Club
Recruiting New Members
**[01:42] Senpai**
*My first oil painting of the year...*
**[01:45] Senpai**
*Now, what should I paint?*
**[01:48] Senpai**
*Animals?*
**[01:50] Senpai**
*A self-portrait?*
**[01:51] Senpai**
*A classic reproduction?*
**[01:53] Senpai**
*Or...*
**[02:06] Nagatoro**
'Sup, Senpai?
**[02:09] Senpai**
Oh, hey.
**[02:11] Senpai**
'Sup?
**[02:16] (Flashback) Nagatoro**
Will you reward me with a kiss?
**[02:24] (Flashback) Nagatoro**
I'm not messing.
**[02:27] Senpai**
*That seemed like a huge deal, but...*
**[02:30] Senpai**
*No, that must have been a joke.*
**[02:33] Senpai**
*The moment I take it seriously...*
**[02:37] Nagatoro**
You thought I was serious?!
**[02:39] Nagatoro**
That's creepy!
**[02:40] Nagatoro**
You're so creepy!
**[02:44] Nagatoro**
Senpai!
**[02:46] Nagatoro**
You're looking as sus as ever.
**[02:49] Nagatoro**
You're a third-year starting today.
**[02:50] Nagatoro**
Why don't you try acting
a little more proper?
**[02:53] Senpai**
Stop it!
**[02:56] Nagatoro**
Huh?
**[02:58] Nagatoro**
You still haven't started anything?
**[03:00] Senpai**
I-I haven't.
**[03:02] Senpai**
I can't decide what to paint.
**[03:07] Nagatoro**
Were you maybe hoping I would model for you?
**[03:13] Senpai**
N-No, of course not!
**[03:19] Senpai**
Well... actually, yeah.
**[03:23] Senpai**
I-If you aren't too busy,
**[03:27] Senpai**
would you mind modeling for me again?
**[03:33] Nagatoro**
Oh, fine.
**[03:34] Nagatoro**
I get to choose my outfit, though.
**[03:41] Senpai**
The clothes she's wearing are fine...
**[03:53] Nagatoro**
Your favorite, Senpai.
**[03:58] Nagatoro**
The competition swimsuit!
**[04:03] Senpai**
D-Do you always have that with you?!
**[04:07] Nagatoro**
I thought this might happen someday,
so I hid it in the prep room next door.
**[04:13] Senpai**
B-But I don't know about painting a picture
of a highly exposed girl at school, though.
**[04:18] Nagatoro**
What?! Don't be so boring!
**[04:22] Nagatoro**
There's tons of pervy art from all throughout
history and all over the world, isn't there?!
**[04:28] Senpai**
I think that's a bit
different from pervy art...
**[04:31] Nagatoro**
I guess it's too much for a virgin
closet pervert like you, Senpai.
**[04:39] Senpai**
Wh-Whatever.
**[04:41] Senpai**
I wouldn't mind painting a swimsuit, I guess.
**[05:02] (Flashback) Nagatoro**
Will you reward me with a kiss?
**[05:11] Senpai**
*Wh-Why am I still thinking about that?*
**[05:14] Nagatoro**
So it *is* too stimulating
for my virgin Senpai.
**[05:18] Nagatoro**
Your face is beet red.
**[05:21] Senpai**
Wh-Whatever!
**[05:23] Senpai**
I'm just painting you normally!
**[05:24] Nagatoro**
Are you?
**[05:26] Nagatoro**
Sorry!
**[05:53] Senpai**
Thanks.
**[05:54] Senpai**
You can take a ten-minute break.
**[05:56] Nagatoro**
A'ight.
**[05:58] Nagatoro**
My shoulders are stiff from you ogling me.
**[06:03] Senpai**
I-I wasn't ogling!
**[06:05] Senpai**
I-I was looking at you for
the sake of making art.
**[06:09] Senpai**
I wasn't looking at you for pervy reasons.
**[06:12] Nagatoro**
Sounds like an excuse.
**[06:13] Senpai**
I-It's not!
**[06:14] Nagatoro**
Ow, ow...
**[06:17] Nagatoro**
My back's messed up from you
violating me with your eyes.
**[06:23] Senpai**
Are you all right?
**[06:24] Nagatoro**
All right how?
**[06:26] Senpai**
I mean, I hear modeling is pretty hard work.
**[06:31] Nagatoro**
Are you worried about me?
**[06:35] Senpai**
I g-guess.
**[06:37] Nagatoro**
I'm totally fine.
**[06:38] Nagatoro**
I'm a spry high school girl over here.
**[06:41] Nagatoro**
Unlike bean sprout Senpai.
**[06:44] Senpai**
O-Okay.
**[06:46] Nagatoro**
But if you care...
**[06:50] Nagatoro**
You should give me a massage, Senpai.
**[06:54] Senpai**
I th-think there are all kinds of problems
with a boy massaging a girl.
**[07:00] Nagatoro**
Ow, ow, ow!
**[07:02] Nagatoro**
M-My back's getting worse!
**[07:07] Nagatoro**
Senpai!
**[07:08] Nagatoro**
Hurry up and rub my back!
**[07:10] Senpai**
A-A-All right! Fine!
**[07:12] Senpai**
Just a bit!
**[07:14] Nagatoro**
Yay!
**[07:15] Senpai**
I g-guess I've massaged you before.
**[07:22] Senpai**
Y-You mean, while dressed like that?
**[07:25] Nagatoro**
Please and thank you.
**[07:27] Nagatoro**
It'll be easier to massage me, right?
**[07:30] Senpai**
No, no, no...
**[07:32] Senpai**
Some clothes won't make a difference.
**[07:34] Nagatoro**
Ow!
**[07:35] Nagatoro**
Ow, ow, ow!
**[07:36] Nagatoro**
Hurry up and massage me!
**[07:39] Senpai**
N-Not too much.
**[07:43] Nagatoro**
Okay.
**[07:44] Nagatoro**
Give it a good knead right here.
**[07:59] Nagatoro**
Heungh!
**[08:00] Senpai**
Heungh?!
**[08:01] Senpai**
D-Don't make such weird sounds!
**[08:03] Nagatoro**
Your kneading just felt really good.
**[08:07] Nagatoro**
I couldn't help it.
**[08:08] Senpai**
I think we should stop.
**[08:10] Nagatoro**
Ow!
**[08:11] Nagatoro**
Ow, ow, ow!
**[08:12] Nagatoro**
Keep going!
**[08:13] Nagatoro**
Continue! Please!
**[08:16] Senpai**
Fine!
**[08:24] Senpai**
*She's pretty stiff.*
**[08:27] Senpai**
You're working hard, huh, Nagatoro?
**[08:30] Nagatoro**
Wh-What's that about?
**[08:32] Nagatoro**
I'm not going to do anything naughty
just because you praised me.
**[08:36] Senpai**
I-I wasn't thinking that!
**[08:40] Nagatoro**
Thanks, Senpai.
**[08:42] Senpai**
Th-That's it?
**[08:46] Nagatoro**
I feel better.
**[08:49] Senpai**
That's good.
**[08:53] Nagatoro**
Senpai...
**[08:55] Nagatoro**
I've decided to join the judo club.
**[09:00] Senpai**
Y-You did, huh?
**[09:02] Nagatoro**
I have a goal now.
**[09:05] Senpai**
To beat that Orihara girl?
**[09:12] Nagatoro**
To beat her and get your reward kiss.
**[09:18] Senpai**
Y-You were serious?!
**[09:21] Nagatoro**
I told you I was.
**[09:23] Nagatoro**
I said I wasn't messing.
**[09:25] Senpai**
J-J-Just a second!
**[09:29] Senpai**
I n-never agreed to anything like that!
**[09:33] Nagatoro**
Do you not want to?
**[09:36] Nagatoro**
Do you not want to kiss me?
**[09:59] Senpai**
N-N-N-No!
**[10:00] Senpai**
It's not that I don't want to, but...
**[10:04] Senpai**
It's not something you should
treat like a g-g-game prize!
**[10:10] Nagatoro**
It's a simple question, Senpai.
**[10:15] Nagatoro**
Do you want to kiss me?
**[10:19] Nagatoro**
Or do you not?
**[10:21] Nagatoro**
That's all there is to it!
**[10:24] Nagatoro**
Well?
**[10:25] Nagatoro**
Which is it, Senpai?
**[10:27] Nagatoro**
Do you want to kiss me or don't you?
**[10:28] Nagatoro**
Well?
**[10:30] Nagatoro**
Well?!
**[10:38] Senpai**
Y-You're...
**[10:42] Sunomiya**
It's been a while, Hachioji-senpai.
**[10:46] Sunomiya**
I would like to join the art club.
**[11:12] Senpai**
Y-You came to Kazehaya High School, huh?
**[11:15] Sunomiya**
Yes.
**[11:16] Sunomiya**
My cousin recommended it.
**[11:18] Sunomiya**
Besides, you're here, Hachioji-senpai.
**[11:21] Senpai**
I-I see.
**[11:24] Senpai**
Uh... So...
**[11:26] Senpai**
She was in my middle school art club.
**[11:29] Sunomiya**
I'm Sunomiya.
**[11:30] Sunomiya**
It's nice to meet you.
**[11:32] Nagatoro**
Nice to meet you!
**[11:35] Nagatoro**
You were in the same club, huh?
**[11:38] Sunomiya**
Yes.
**[11:39] Sunomiya**
I was a beginner, so he
taught me hand-in-hand.
**[11:44] Nagatoro**
Hand-in-hand...
**[11:47] Sunomiya**
Hachioji-senpai taught me a lot.
**[11:51] Nagatoro**
Hear that?!
**[11:52] Nagatoro**
You're well-liked, Hachioji-senpai!
**[11:55] Senpai**
N-Nah, it wasn't a big deal.
**[11:58] Nagatoro**
You taught her hand-in-hand, huh?
**[12:01] Senpai**
Nah, I just taught her the basics.
**[12:04] Senpai**
She learned really quickly, so...
**[12:06] Nagatoro**
Why are you being so squiggly?
**[12:10] Nagatoro**
Gross!
**[12:13] Sunomiya**
Um, would you please introduce her?
**[12:17] Senpai**
Oh, sorry.
**[12:19] Nagatoro**
Sorry.
**[12:20] Senpai**
She's Nagatoro.
**[12:22] Senpai**
She's a second-year.
**[12:28] Nagatoro**
That's it?
**[12:30] Senpai**
No.
**[12:31] Senpai**
As you can see, she can look a bit scary,
**[12:35] Senpai**
but she's not actually that
harmful, like, I mean...
**[12:39] Nagatoro**
Who do you think you are,
toying with me, Senpai?!
**[12:44] Senpai**
I'm not trying to toy with you!
**[12:48] Sunomiya**
May I, both of you?
**[12:51] Senpai**
Right. Go ahead.
**[12:53] Nagatoro**
Go ahead.
***SIGN*** Art Room
**[12:55] Sunomiya**
I apologize, but earlier while
I was in the hallway...
**[12:58] (Flashback) Nagatoro**
Do you want to kiss me or don't you?
**[13:02] Sunomiya**
I overheard something about a kiss.
**[13:05] Sunomiya**
Are you two in a relationship?
**[13:13] Nagatoro**
Aw, shucks!
**[13:15] Nagatoro**
I guess it looks like that, huh?
**[13:17] Nagatoro**
That's gross.
**[13:18] Nagatoro**
So gross.
**[13:20] Senpai**
Huh?!
**[13:21] Senpai**
No, we're not!
**[13:22] Senpai**
It's nothing like that!
**[13:24] Senpai**
It's not a romantic relationship
or anything like that...
**[13:28] Senpai**
It's, like...
**[13:30] Nagatoro**
Punch!
**[13:31] Senpai**
Ow!
**[13:32] Senpai**
Wh-What was that for?
**[13:34] Nagatoro**
You're being creepy, so I punched you.
**[13:36] Senpai**
Don't punch.
**[13:37] Senpai**
I ask Nagatoro to model
for me sometimes, so...
**[13:43] Sunomiya**
So she's not a member of the club?
**[13:47] Senpai**
N-Not really.
**[13:49] Senpai**
She's joining the judo club. Right?
**[13:52] Nagatoro**
That's right.
**[13:54] Senpai**
You've been coming here a lot,
**[13:57] Senpai**
but I guess you're going to be
focusing on that from now on, then?
**[14:01] Nagatoro**
I guess... I am.
**[14:04] Sunomiya**
Understood.
**[14:05] Sunomiya**
Are there any other members?
**[14:07] Senpai**
Huh?
**[14:08] Senpai**
No, not really.
**[14:12] Sunomiya**
So it's going to be just
the two of us in the club?
**[14:22] Senpai**
Y-Yeah.
**[14:24] Senpai**
If we don't get any more members, I guess.
**[14:28] Nagatoro**
Sunomiya-chan, you should be careful.
**[14:31] Sunomiya**
About what, Nagatoro-senpai?
**[14:34] Nagatoro**
Stay too long with this creepy
creep of a senpai, and...
**[14:37] Sunomiya**
And?
**[14:39] Nagatoro**
You'll be infected with his
creepy squiggly motions.
**[14:43] Senpai**
Stop telling her nonsense!
**[14:46] Sunomiya**
It's true that Hachioji-senpai
has idiosyncratic mannerisms.
**[14:51] Nagatoro**
Right?!
**[14:52] Sunomiya**
But I have a way of finding beauty
in all manner of oddities.
**[14:56] Nagatoro**
Beauty?
**[14:57] Senpai**
Oddities?!
**[15:00] Sunomiya**
Please proceed with your squiggliness.
**[15:03] Nagatoro**
She's squiggling!
**[15:08] Sunomiya**
I lack experience, but I look
forward to learning from you.
**[15:13] Senpai**
No, same to you.
**[15:18] Gamo**
'Sup?
**[15:20] Senpai**
'S-Sup?
**[15:22] Nagatoro**
'Sup?
**[15:23] Gamo**
Hayacchi, we're going to our club meet.
**[15:25] Nagatoro**
Were we starting today?
**[15:28] Gamo**
It's our first day. We can't slack off.
**[15:30] Gamo**
Let's go in strong.
**[15:31] Nagatoro**
I don't care for that kind of enthusiasm.
**[15:34] Senpai**
* So the friends have joined*
* the judo club, too.*
**[15:43] Senpai**
In that case, why don't
we stop here for today?
**[15:47] Senpai**
We can continue next time.
**[15:50] Nagatoro**
Yeah, all right.
**[15:53] Senpai**
Well, do you want to do some
life drawings, Sunomiya-kun?
**[15:57] Sunomiya**
I'd love to.
**[15:58] Senpai**
We have plenty of subjects.
**[16:00] Senpai**
Animals, plaster figures...
**[16:03] Sunomiya**
Yes, sir.
**[16:08] Gamo**
Paisen's switching to another chick!
**[16:11] Senpai; Nagatoro**
What?!
**[16:12] Senpai**
No, no!
**[16:13] Senpai**
"Switching"?!
**[16:14] Senpai**
Please stop using weird phrases!
**[16:17] Senpai**
We're just going to be
working on our own stuff.
**[16:20] Senpai**
That's all.
**[16:23] Sunomiya**
Nagatoro-senpai.
**[16:25] Sunomiya**
It looks like you've been
modeling in a swimsuit.
**[16:33] Sunomiya**
I'm prepared to become a nude model.
**[16:38] Nagatoro**
Stop!
**[16:40] Nagatoro**
The bunny lady finally graduated, and now
we've got someone just like her again!
**[16:44] Nagatoro**
You, there!
**[16:45] Nagatoro**
Get dressed!
**[16:46] Senpai**
Well, yeah.
**[16:48] Senpai**
She's the president's cousin.
**[16:54] Nagatoro**
Stop undressing!
**[17:02] Club Member A**
Your footwork is weak.
**[17:04] Nagatoro**
Yes'm.
**[17:07] Club Member A**
Though it's been a while for you, hasn't it?
**[17:10] Club Member A**
Don't push yourself too hard.
**[17:11] Nagatoro**
Yes'm.
**[17:16] Nagatoro**
How'd it go?
**[17:17] Gamo**
Man, I got tossed around.
**[17:19] Nagatoro**
Same.
**[17:21] Orihara**
'Sup!
**[17:25] Gamo**
'Sup.
**[17:26] Nagatoro**
'Sup.
**[17:28] Orihara**
Looks like you're having a pretty hard time.
***SIGN*** Art Room
**[17:38] Sunomiya**
I see.
**[17:40] Sunomiya**
There's something I notice
when I line up your pieces.
**[17:44] Senpai**
Huh?
**[17:45] Senpai**
What do you notice?
**[17:48] Sunomiya**
Compared to your old art,
your new art is more colorful.
**[17:54] Sunomiya**
If I may make some frank observations...
**[17:59] Sunomiya**
You used more drab colors in middle school.
**[18:04] Sunomiya**
It was impressive,
but it seemed quite reserved.
**[18:08] Senpai**
D-Did it?
**[18:11] Sunomiya**
You've met her, haven't you?
**[18:16] Sunomiya**
You've met the goddess
who's changed your world!
**[18:22] Orihara**
You're still a white belt, Gamo-chan.
**[18:24] Orihara**
I think you're just not used to it yet.
**[18:26] Gamo**
True.
**[18:28] Orihara**
But you, Hayacchi...
**[18:30] Orihara**
You're distracted, aren't you?
**[18:33] Nagatoro**
Not really.
**[18:35] Nagatoro**
I just haven't gotten back in the groove yet.
**[18:37] Orihara**
Is something bothering you?
**[18:40] Nagatoro**
Not really!
**[18:42] Gamo**
Oh, yeah, totally.
**[18:44] Gamo**
Her precious boyfriend
might get taken from her!
**[18:47] Nagatoro**
Huh?!
**[18:48] Orihara**
Ooh, who is it?
**[18:50] Nagatoro**
That guy who was cheering
for her at the tournament.
**[18:53] Orihara**
Oh, that guy.
**[18:55] Nagatoro**
He's not my boyfriend!
**[18:58] Gamo**
He's our senpai, and he's in the art club.
**[19:00] Gamo**
She's been having fun
killing time in the club room.
**[19:04] Orihara**
Uh-huh?
**[19:05] Gamo**
Now she's in this club, so she won't have
too much time to be over there...
**[19:10] Gamo**
And to top it off,
a new challenger has appeared!
**[19:15] Nagatoro**
That's not even any of my business!
**[19:17] Nagatoro**
I was just hanging out to pass the time...
**[19:26] Senpai**
No, like I said, she was just
coming here to mess with me.
**[19:32] Senpai**
She's not a goddess so much as a demon.
**[19:35] Sunomiya**
A demon...
**[19:37] Sunomiya**
Then why did you have so
many pictures of a demon?
**[19:41] Senpai**
She was kind of making me draw her, at first.
**[19:50] Senpai**
But then it ended up being fun, so...
**[19:55] Orihara**
I see!
**[19:56] Orihara**
You're anxious because you're
worried about your boyfriend.
**[19:59] Orihara**
You're such a girly girl, Hayacchi.
**[20:05] Nagatoro**
He's not my boyfriend!
**[20:07] Nagatoro**
I'm not anxious!
**[20:08] Orihara**
Will it be love? Will it be judo?
**[20:10] Gamo**
Which will Hayacchi choose?
**[20:15] Orihara**
Well?
**[20:16] Gamo**
Well?
**[20:17] Gamo; Orihara**
Well?!
**[20:22] Nagatoro**
I'm going to concentrate when I'm doing judo.
**[20:24] Nagatoro**
But I'm going to go toy
with Senpai just as hard.
**[20:29] Gamo**
So you're taking everything you want, huh?
**[20:33] Nagatoro**
Obviously!
**[20:34] Nagatoro**
Not that he's my boyfriend, though.
**[20:38] Orihara**
I'm not surprised she's like that. Right?
**[20:40] Gamo**
Right?
**[20:47] Sunomiya**
I understand now.
**[20:49] Senpai**
U-Understand what?
**[20:51] Sunomiya**
This club room is a nest of
love for you and the demon.
**[20:54] Senpai**
Nest?!
**[20:56] Sunomiya**
You and the demon have been
nurturing a forbidden love here.
**[21:01] Senpai**
No, no, no.
**[21:02] Senpai**
It's nothing like that.
**[21:04] Sunomiya**
Alas, you've parted ways,
and lost your love nest.
**[21:10] Sunomiya**
Now, what will you do?!
**[21:13] Senpai**
I don't know how to answer that.
**[21:15] Sunomiya**
You must go grab it for yourself, Senpai.
**[21:18] Senpai**
Grab what?
**[21:20] Sunomiya**
Love!
**[21:22] Sunomiya**
Sana-neesan said so.
**[21:25] Sunomiya**
Love is to be sought and grasped.
**[21:29] Senpai**
*President...*
**[21:30] Senpai**
*That sounds like something she'd say.*
**[21:33] Senpai**
Setting aside love and all that...
**[21:36] Sunomiya**
Setting that aside?
**[21:37] Senpai**
I m-mean, I do think I'd kinda miss her, but...
**[21:42] Senpai**
But what do I do?
**[21:44] Sunomiya**
Is it not obvious?
**[21:48] Sunomiya**
Go on a date.
**[21:50] Senpai**
*D-Da—*
**[21:51] Senpai**
*D-D-D-Da—*
**[23:25] Sunomiya**
Points of improvement for today.
**[23:26] Nagatoro**
Here we go, mini bunny.
**[23:27] Sunomiya**
Hachioji-senpai is unaware of
his own love for the demon.
**[23:30] Senpai**
Hey!
**[23:31] Nagatoro**
Demon?
**[23:31] Sunomiya**
Yes, I mean Nagatoro-senpai.
**[23:33] Nagatoro**
Senpai, is that what you've been calling me?!
**[23:36] Senpai**
N-No!
**[23:38] Sunomiya**
So this is the way in which she's a demon.
# E11 - Don't You Miss Me, Senpai?
Source: [Crunchyroll](https://www.crunchyroll.com/watch/GX9UQ0N4Z/dont-you-miss-me-senpai)
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**[00:01] Nagatoro**
I'm going to concentrate
when I'm doing judo.
**[00:03] Nagatoro**
But I'm going to go toy
with Senpai just as hard.
**[00:08] Gamo**
So you're taking everything you want, huh?
**[00:12] Nagatoro**
Obviously!
**[00:13] Nagatoro**
Not that he's my boyfriend, though.
**[00:16] Sunomiya**
I understand now.
**[00:18] Senpai**
U-Understand what?
**[00:20] Sunomiya**
This club room is a nest of
love for you and the demon.
**[00:24] Senpai**
Nest?!
**[00:26] Sunomiya**
You and the demon have been
nurturing a forbidden love here.
**[00:31] Senpai**
No, no, no.
**[00:32] Senpai**
It's nothing like that.
**[00:33] Sunomiya**
Alas, you've parted ways,
and lost your love nest.
**[00:40] Sunomiya**
Now, what will you do?!
**[00:43] Senpai**
I don't know how to answer that.
**[00:45] Sunomiya**
You must go grab it for yourself, Senpai.
**[00:49] Senpai**
Grab what?
**[00:50] Sunomiya**
Love!
**[00:52] Sunomiya**
Sana-neesan said so.
**[00:55] Sunomiya**
Love is to be sought and grasped.
**[00:59] Senpai**
*President...*
**[01:00] Senpai**
*That sounds like something she'd say.*
**[01:03] Senpai**
Setting aside love and all that...
**[01:06] Sunomiya**
Setting that aside?
**[01:07] Senpai**
I m-mean, I do think
I'd kinda miss her, but...
**[01:12] Senpai**
But what do I do?
**[01:14] Sunomiya**
Is it not obvious?
**[01:18] Sunomiya**
Go on a date.
**[01:19] Senpai**
Da—
**[01:20] Senpai**
*D-Da—*
**[01:21] Senpai**
*D-D-D-Da—*
***SIGN*** DON'T TOY WITH ME,
MISS NAGATORO
***SIGN*** DON'T TOY WITH ME,
MISS NAGATORO
***SIGN*** Don't You Miss Me, Senpai?
***SIGN*** Don't You Miss Me, Senpai?
**[03:24] Senpai**
No way, no way!
**[03:25] Senpai**
We aren't even in a relationship.
**[03:26] Senpai**
Why would we go on a date?
**[03:29] Senpai**
I-I mean, we did go to the zoo together...
**[03:35] Senpai**
But that was to sketch.
**[03:39] Senpai**
B-Besides, if I were to go up
to Nagatoro and ask,
**[03:42] Senpai**
"H-H-How about a date?" She'd be, like,
**[03:46] Senpai**
"You creepy creep! You? Go on a date?
Know your place, Senpai!"
**[03:55] Senpai**
And stuff.
**[03:56] Senpai**
She'd just mess with me, and that'd be it.
**[03:58] Sunomiya**
Unfortunately, I don't have
answers to your many questions.
**[04:04] Sunomiya**
I, myself, have not known love, either.
**[04:08] Senpai**
Well, sorry.
**[04:10] Senpai**
I didn't mean to bombard you with questions.
**[04:18] Senpai**
It's getting pretty late.
**[04:20] Senpai**
Do you not have to call home?
**[04:23] Sunomiya**
It won't be a problem.
**[04:25] Sunomiya**
I have a ride.
**[04:28] Senpai**
I see.
**[04:29] Senpai**
That's good.
**[04:35] Senpai**
P-President?!
**[04:38] President**
It's been a while, Hachioji.
**[04:41] Senpai**
It's been a while, President.
**[04:48] President**
You look pale.
**[04:49] President**
Is something on your mind?
**[04:52] Senpai**
N-No.
**[04:54] Senpai**
Nothing, really.
**[04:56] Senpai**
*She's still as perceptive as ever.*
**[04:58] Senpai**
* She's going to complicate*
* things if she gets involved.*
**[05:01] Senpai**
*I should keep quiet.*
**[05:03] Senpai**
A-Anyway, how's university?
**[05:08] Senpai**
The nest of love he shared with
the demon has fallen apart.
**[05:10] Senpai**
They're at risk of being torn apart.
**[05:13] Senpai**
The only way to overcome this crisis
is for them to go on a date.
**[05:18] President**
I see.
**[05:20] President**
I understand the situation.
**[05:24] President**
There's only one thing for you to do.
**[05:27] President**
Follow your heart.
**[05:31] Senpai**
*My... heart?*
**[05:40] President**
Farewell.
**[05:42] Sunomiya**
Farewell.
**[05:44] Senpai**
Thank you.
**[05:45] Senpai**
Good work to you, too, Sunomiya-kun.
**[05:48] President**
I'll be waiting to hear how it turns out.
**[05:53] Senpai**
*I knew it. She made things complicated.*
**[06:05] Senpai**
*Looks like the judo club's still practicing.*
**[06:19] Senpai**
*I guess I'll wait for a bit.*
**[06:29] Nagatoro**
Senpai!
**[06:31] Nagatoro**
Long day, huh?
**[06:34] Senpai**
Y-Yeah.
**[06:35] Senpai**
You, too.
**[06:37] Nagatoro**
Huh?
**[06:38] Nagatoro**
Wait a second...
**[06:40] Nagatoro**
Were you waiting for me?
**[06:44] Senpai**
N-No, I was just passing by and
stopped to take a break here.
**[06:50] Nagatoro**
You're being shifty-eyed.
**[06:52] Senpai**
Wh-What's wrong with that?
**[06:54] Nagatoro**
"Wh-What's wrong with that?" He says!
**[06:58] Nagatoro**
Creep! Creep! Creep!
**[07:02] Nagatoro**
Man, I got worked really hard.
**[07:06] Senpai**
S-Sounds rough.
**[07:07] Nagatoro**
And I don't mean
"worked hard" in a pervy way.
**[07:12] Senpai**
I know that!
**[07:13] Nagatoro**
What about you, Senpai?
**[07:15] Nagatoro**
Is that mini bunny giving you a tough time?
**[07:18] Senpai**
She's working hard.
**[07:20] Senpai**
Sunomiya-kun's drawing a lot.
**[07:23] Nagatoro**
She's not working hard on
naughty things, is she?
**[07:27] Nagatoro**
Like being a nude model?
**[07:29] Senpai**
Of course not!
**[07:32] Nagatoro**
It sucks not being able to toy
with you as conveniently anymore.
**[07:37] Senpai**
That shouldn't be convenient.
**[07:40] Nagatoro**
Don't you miss me, Senpai?
**[07:47] Senpai**
Y-Yeah, kinda.
**[07:51] Nagatoro**
What's up with that weak sauce reaction?!
**[07:53] Nagatoro**
Creep! Creep! Creep! Creep!
**[07:58] Nagatoro**
If we were in the same grade,
**[07:59] Nagatoro**
I could have gone to toy with you
all the time between classes.
**[08:04] Senpai**
That would be such a nuisance.
**[08:08] Nagatoro**
If only there were somewhere we could
hang out besides the club room.
**[08:14] (Flashback) Sunomiya**
Go on a date.
**[08:17] (Flashback) President**
Follow your heart.
**[08:24] Senpai**
F-For example...
**[08:27] Senpai**
Just speaking hypothetically...
**[08:29] Nagatoro**
Yeah?
**[08:31] Senpai**
Is there somewhere you would
like to go on your day off?
**[08:37] Nagatoro**
Somewhere I want to go?
**[08:41] Nagatoro**
Do you mean...
**[08:44] Senpai**
*I actually said it!*
**[08:49] Sunomiya**
Your rabbit helmet is
fantastic, Sana-neesama.
**[08:53] President**
So it is.
**[08:54] Nagatoro**
Somewhere I want to go?
**[08:57] Nagatoro**
Do you mean...
**[09:01] Nagatoro**
Do you mean, do you mean, do you mean...?
**[09:06] Nagatoro**
What do you mean by that?!
**[09:09] Senpai**
N-No, it's just a question.
**[09:12] Nagatoro**
"Just a question," huh?
**[09:15] Nagatoro**
Somewhere I want to go, huh?
**[09:18] Nagatoro**
Somewhere I want to go, huh?
**[09:19] Nagatoro**
Somewhere I want to go...
**[09:23] Nagatoro**
Mt. Everest!
**[09:24] Senpai**
E-Everest?!
**[09:26] Nagatoro**
K2 is nice and all, but you might as
well aim for the highest peak, right?
**[09:44] Nagatoro**
Senpai!
**[09:52] Senpai**
Anywhere else?
**[09:53] Nagatoro**
Let's see...
**[09:56] Nagatoro**
An African savanna!
**[10:02] Nagatoro**
It'd be cool to see the lions in person!
**[10:11] Senpai**
We'd get killed!
**[10:14] Senpai**
Anywhere else?
**[10:16] Nagatoro**
The South Pole!
**[10:18] Nagatoro**
I wanna see the penguins!
**[10:24] Senpai**
Anywhere else?
**[10:27] Nagatoro**
The Amazon rainforest!
**[10:29] Senpai**
What else?!
**[10:31] Nagatoro**
Spaaaaaaace!
**[10:33] Nagatoro**
Senpai, where shall we go together?
**[10:37] Nagatoro**
Well?
**[10:38] Nagatoro**
Well?
**[10:39] Nagatoro**
Where shall...?
**[10:39] Senpai**
*She keeps suggesting places we can't go.*
**[10:42] Nagatoro**
We could go to the Mariana Trench,
the deepest place in the world.
**[10:46] Senpai**
Nah, it was just a random question.
**[10:49] Senpai**
Forget I asked.
**[10:54] Nagatoro**
I-I guess we could go
somewhere a bit closer, too.
**[10:59] Senpai**
F-For example?
**[11:02] Nagatoro**
Well...
**[11:04] Senpai**
Well?
**[11:06] Nagatoro**
You have to think of a
place yourself, Senpai.
**[11:10] Senpai**
But...
**[11:11] Nagatoro**
What?
**[11:13] Nagatoro**
Are you trying to suss me out or something?
**[11:15] Senpai**
I-I'm not trying to suss you out, really.
**[11:21] Senpai**
Nearby...
**[11:22] Senpai**
Nearby...
**[11:24] Senpai**
The m-movies?
**[11:33] Nagatoro**
That's kinda normal, isn't it?
**[11:36] Senpai**
Yeah, I guess.
**[11:40] Nagatoro**
N-Nah, it's not a bad idea, though.
**[11:43] Nagatoro**
It's not bad.
**[11:44] Nagatoro**
But I kinda want something a
bit more stimulating, I guess.
**[11:50] Senpai**
Stimulating, huh?
**[11:52] Senpai**
I guess a movie could be
a bit slow for Nagatoro.
**[11:57] Senpai**
Something Nagatoro would like...
**[12:01] Senpai**
The racetrack!
**[12:04] Nagatoro**
Go!
**[12:12] Nagatoro**
That was my month's spending money!
**[12:15] Nagatoro**
Why would we go there? We're in high school!
**[12:18] Senpai**
Good point.
**[12:20] Senpai**
I don't think I know what you like, Nagatoro.
**[12:24] Nagatoro**
I like the direction you're going in.
**[12:27] Nagatoro**
I like horses and stuff.
**[12:28] Nagatoro**
Almost.
**[12:29] Nagatoro**
You're almost there.
**[12:33] Senpai**
*I guess animals are the right idea.*
**[12:37] Senpai**
* Something stimulating that has to do*
* with animals and we can do in Japan...*
**[12:45] Nagatoro**
Did you come up with an idea?
**[12:47] Senpai**
Dog fighting!
**[12:50] Nagatoro**
Rip him up!
**[13:03] Senpai**
This is where we part ways.
**[13:10] Nagatoro**
Bye.
**[13:11] Senpai**
Y-Yeah.
**[13:17] Senpai**
*And I ended up not asking her out.*
**[13:22] Senpai**
*Oh, well.*
**[13:23] Senpai**
* I don't have any idea where*
* Nagatoro would want to go.*
***SIGN*** Construction
Ahead
**[13:27] Senpai**
*No way I could figure out a date.*
**[13:31] (Flashback) Nagotoro**
I wanna go see the penguins.
**[13:49] Senpai**
H-Hey!
**[13:57] Senpai**
Th-The aquarium!
**[14:00] Senpai**
Well?
**[14:08] Senpai**
*What the hell do I mean, "Well?"*
**[14:10] Senpai**
*What am I even saying?!*
**[14:14] Senpai**
S-Sorry.
**[14:15] Senpai**
Forget I said that.
**[14:19] Nagotoro**
What do you mean, "Well?"
**[14:23] Senpai**
Y-Yeah, I dunno.
**[14:28] Nagotoro**
If you have something
to say, say it properly.
**[14:35] (Flashback) President**
Follow your heart.
**[14:40] Senpai**
The—
**[14:44] Senpai**
The aquarium.
**[14:46] Senpai**
H-How about on our next break?
**[14:51] Senpai**
W-Wanna go?
**[14:59] Senpai**
*I did it.*
**[15:01] Nagotoro**
Is this you asking me out on a date?!
**[15:05] Nagotoro**
You think you're allowed to do that, Senpai?!
You creepy creep!
**[15:14] Nagotoro**
Sure, Senpai.
**[15:25] Gamo**
Well, well...
**[15:27] Yoshi**
Oh, damn!
***SIGN*** DON'T TOY WITH ME,
MISS NAGATORO
***SIGN*** DON'T TOY WITH ME,
MISS NAGATORO
**[15:42] Nagotoro**
Creepy, creepy creep, creep.
**[15:46] Nagotoro**
Creepity creep, creep creepity, creep.
**[15:49] Gamo**
What the hell is that song?
**[15:53] Nagotoro**
Maybe this part should be harmonized.
**[15:56] Nagotoro**
Hey, Yoshi!
**[15:57] Nagotoro**
Let's sing a song!
**[16:00] Nagotoro**
Creepy creepity, creepity creep, creep!
**[16:04] Nagotoro**
Your harmonizing sucks!
**[16:05] Nagotoro**
One more time!
**[16:07] Gamo**
She's being freaking weird.
**[16:10] Nagotoro**
Creepy, creepy creepadoodle!
***SIGN*** Art Room
**[16:22] Sunomiya**
Completely out of it.
**[16:24] Sunomiya**
Is something wrong, Senpai?
**[16:28] Senpai**
N-No, nothing.
**[16:36] (Flashback) Sunomiya**
Go on a date.
**[16:39] Senpai**
*Though...*
**[16:40] Senpai**
* Sunomiya-kun's the one who*
* talked me into doing it.*
**[16:45] Senpai**
W-We're going to the
aquarium on the next break.
**[16:49] Senpai**
So...
**[16:50] Senpai**
Nagatoro and I...
**[16:53] Sunomiya**
Congratulations!
**[16:56] Senpai**
N-No, I don't know if it's anything
to celebrate yet or anything.
**[17:01] Senpai**
There's a good chance she's just
going to mess with me all day.
**[17:05] Sunomiya**
Congratulations on your date!
**[17:09] Senpai**
N-No, no, no.
**[17:11] Senpai**
It's not a date.
**[17:12] Senpai**
We're just going to hang out.
**[17:15] Sunomiya**
Our Senpai, the epitome of
unpopular guys, going on a date...
**[17:19] Sunomiya**
I'm ecstatic.
**[17:21] Senpai**
No, like I said...
**[17:22] Sunomiya**
Even though it's with a demon,
it really makes me well up within.
**[17:27] Senpai**
It's really not that big of a deal.
**[17:30] Senpai**
Th-Though, still...
**[17:32] Senpai**
Thanks.
**[17:35] Sunomiya**
You're welcome.
**[17:41] Gamo**
Hey!
**[17:43] Gamo**
Yo.
**[17:44] Yoshi**
Yo.
**[17:48] Yoshi**
Hayacchi?
**[17:52] Gamo**
She's completely spacing out.
**[17:54] Gamo**
One moment, she's freaking out,
and now she's like this.
**[17:57] Yoshi**
That's a temperature swing
that could kill guppies.
**[18:01] Gamo**
Come back!
**[18:04] Nagotoro**
Oh, Yoshi. Yo.
**[18:07] Yoshi**
Y-Yo.
**[18:09] Gamo**
Wanna go say hi to Paisen?
**[18:11] Gamo**
Your practice doesn't always end this early.
**[18:21] Nagotoro**
Nah, not today.
**[18:25] Yoshi**
Is she Nagatoro-sensei done with him?!
**[18:27] Gamo**
No, that's not it!
**[18:30] Gamo**
Those eyes!
**[18:31] Gamo**
Look at those eyes!
**[18:33] Gamo**
Those are the eyes of someone
saving her favorite food for last!
**[18:37] Gamo**
In order to savor it, enjoy it,
and devour it completely.
**[18:42] Gamo**
She's going to wait!
**[18:45] Gamo**
This could be bad news.
**[18:47] Yoshi**
Bad how?
**[18:49] Gamo**
Isn't it obvious?
**[18:51] Gamo**
Her target is Paisen's virginity!
**[18:55] Nagotoro**
Creepy, creepy creep, creep creepity creep!
**[19:02] Gamo**
We need to warn Paisen!
**[19:05] Yoshi**
Panic!
**[19:09] Gamo**
'Sup?
**[19:13] Gamo**
Huh?
**[19:14] Gamo**
Is Paisen not here?
**[19:15] Sunomiya**
I'm the only one here right now.
**[19:17] Gamo**
Oh?
**[19:18] Gamo**
Are you the new girl I've been hearing about?
**[19:20] Yoshi**
The newcomer!
**[19:24] Yoshi**
She's wary of us.
**[19:25] Gamo**
You're too intimidating, Yoshi.
**[19:30] Sunomiya**
*Are these the ones I've been hearing about?*
**[19:34] Sunomiya**
*The delinquents!*
**[19:36] Gamo**
See, Paisen and Hayacchi—
Nagatoro—are our best buddies.
**[19:42] Yoshi**
We aren't the least bit suspicious.
**[19:45] Sunomiya**
Her fellow demons!
**[19:48] Gamo**
So, where's Paisen?
**[19:50] Sunomiya**
Hachioji-senpai went to buy supplies.
**[19:53] Gamo**
I see.
**[19:55] Gamo**
Isn't tomorrow the day?
**[19:58] Yoshi**
Nagatoro-sensei's in trouble!
**[20:00] Gamo**
We might have to keep an eye on them.
**[20:03] Yoshi**
True that!
**[20:06] Sunomiya**
*These two are going to get in their way!*
**[20:25] Anetoro**
You could go a little sexier!
**[20:29] Nagotoro**
Onee-chan! Get out!
**[20:50] Senpai**
*Is my outfit okay?*
**[20:54] Senpai**
*My hair...*
**[20:57] Senpai**
*Shoes...*
**[20:59] Senpai**
*Smell...*
**[21:01] Nagotoro**
Senpai!
**[21:09] Nagotoro**
'Sup, Senpai?!
**[21:13] Senpai**
H-Hey.
**[21:17] Nagotoro**
Senpai, where are you taking me?
**[21:20] Nagotoro**
Somewhere naughty?
**[21:22] Senpai**
L-Like I said, the aquarium!
**[21:25] Nagotoro**
What, are you going to make
me look at the garden eels?
**[21:29] Nagotoro**
Pervert!
**[21:31] Senpai**
How does that make me a pervert?!
**[21:34] Gamo**
We shall protect Paisen's virginity!
**[21:48] Sunomiya**
Senpai, your romantic pursuits...
**[21:51] Sunomiya**
will be safe in my hands!
**[23:26] Nagatoro**
Points of improvement for today!
**[23:27] Nagatoro**
Senpai, anything you need to improve on?
**[23:29] Senpai**
There's a lot, but...
**[23:30] Nagatoro**
But?
**[23:31] Senpai**
The biggest one was that I wish
I'd gotten to know you better.
**[23:34] Nagatoro**
Creep! Creep! Creep!
**[23:35] Nagatoro**
Don't get ahead of yourself!
**[23:36] Senpai**
I'm not getting ahead of myself!
**[23:37] Nagatoro**
Anyway, I hope you're looking forward to it.
# E12 - Wanna Do Something to Make It Not a Dry Run?
Source: [Crunchyroll](https://www.crunchyroll.com/watch/G4VUQ2P71/wanna-do-something-to-make-it-not-a-dry-run)
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**[00:17] Nagatoro**
What are you stealing glances for, Senpai?
**[00:21] Senpai**
I-I'm not stealing glances.
**[00:23] Nagatoro**
Are you getting psyched up at the
thought of going on a date with a girl?
**[00:28] Senpai**
I-I said I'm not!
**[00:30] Nagatoro**
Don't get the wrong idea.
**[00:32] Nagatoro**
I'm just helping you *practice*
going on a date, Senpai.
**[00:37] Senpai**
Practice?
**[00:41] Nagatoro**
Bland, unimaginative outfit.
**[00:43] Nagatoro**
Fifty points docked!
**[00:45] Senpai**
I'm getting graded now?!
**[00:49] Nagatoro**
We have to get you ready for the
real date that you may one day go on.
**[00:53] Nagatoro**
So I'm going to grade you strictly!
**[00:57] Nagatoro**
Though, I don't think you'll
ever go on a real date.
**[01:03] Nagatoro**
Your slouch is nasty!
**[01:05] Nagatoro**
One hundred points docked!
**[01:06] Nagatoro**
You're so lanky and gross!
**[01:08] Nagatoro**
One hundred points docked!
**[01:10] Senpai**
How am I supposed to even
make up for those points?
**[01:13] Gamo**
Look at Hayacchi's eyes.
**[01:15] Yoshi**
She's all set to do it!
**[01:17] Gamo**
Yup, all-in!
**[01:19] Yoshi**
Virginity in peril!
**[01:21] Gamo**
Too early!
**[01:22] Gamo**
It's too early!
**[01:23] Gamo**
Paisen's virginity still
needs more time to ferment!
**[01:27] Yoshi**
Like, 300 years?!
**[01:29] Gamo**
Even if he awakens today...
**[01:31] Nagatoro**
Raze them!
**[01:33] Gamo**
He's going to melt into nothing
after he fires his laser just once!
**[01:37] Yoshi**
It's rotting!
**[01:38] Yoshi**
It's too soon!
**[01:40] Gamo**
And so, we're going to take a ton of embarrassing
pictures and bring them to their senses.
**[01:46] Yoshi**
Fire the Gamosshie lasers!
**[01:48] Yoshi; Gamo**
Cackle, cackle, cackle, cackle!
**[01:55] Sunomiya**
The demons are the true evil, Sana-neesan.
**[02:00] President**
Yes.
**[02:00] President**
It seems so.
**[02:02] Sunomiya**
I will protect Senpai's love.
**[02:06] Sunomiya**
To that end, I will become a monster myself!
**[02:08] President**
Well said.
**[02:10] President**
The time has come to fight for love!
**[02:13] Sunomiya**
Yes!
***SIGN*** DON'T TOY WITH ME,
MISS NAGATORO
***SIGN*** DON'T TOY WITH ME,
MISS NAGATORO
***SIGN*** Wanna Do Something to Make It Not a Dry Run?
**[04:03] Gamo**
Damn it!
**[04:04] Gamo**
Where are they?!
**[04:05] Yoshi**
Target lost!
**[04:23] Nagatoro**
Senpai, Senpai!
**[04:25] Senpai**
What?
**[04:27] Senpai**
Stop it!
**[04:31] Senpai**
* I'm glad we got to see the*
* penguins like she wanted.*
**[04:35] Nagatoro**
Senpai!
**[04:36] Nagatoro**
Over here!
**[04:47] Nagatoro**
You're so sus and creepy.
**[04:49] Nagatoro**
Fifty points docked.
**[04:55] Nagatoro**
Senpai!
**[04:56] Nagatoro**
Look, garden eels!
**[04:57] Nagatoro**
Garden eels!
**[05:00] Senpai**
I get it.
**[05:02] Senpai**
*What is this, though?*
**[05:09] Senpai**
*She says it's a practice date for me...*
**[05:13] Senpai**
*but I feel more nervous than usual.*
**[05:18] Senpai**
*And Nagatoro feels closer.*
**[05:39] Nagatoro**
Senpai.
**[05:40] Nagatoro**
Don't you think there's something
you should be doing right now?
**[05:47] Senpai**
Y-You're hungry? Is that it?
**[05:51] Nagatoro**
You're steadily losing points right now.
**[05:55] Senpai**
D-Did I make a mistake?
**[05:58] Nagatoro**
Figure it out yourself.
**[06:03] Senpai**
You're tired?
**[06:04] Nagatoro**
Ten points docked.
**[06:05] Senpai**
Bored?
**[06:06] Nagatoro**
Twenty points docked.
**[06:09] Senpai**
Bathroom!
**[06:09] Nagatoro**
Thirty points docked.
**[06:12] Senpai**
*What is it?*
**[06:14] Senpai**
*I have no idea.*
**[06:26] Senpai**
* Wh-Why are the friends and Sunomiya-kun*
* and the President here?!*
**[06:31] Nagatoro**
Senpai, you're being pretty shifty-eyed.
**[06:34] Nagatoro**
Have you figured out why
you're losing points yet?
**[06:37] Senpai**
Um, well...
**[06:39] Nagatoro**
What? Are you even trying to think?
**[06:42] Nagatoro**
Do you *want* to lose points?
**[06:45] Senpai**
N-No...
**[06:47] Senpai**
I'm not really...
**[06:52] Nagatoro**
Wh-What?
**[06:54] Senpai**
Th-This way!
**[07:02] Nagatoro**
What's this, Senpai?
**[07:04] Nagatoro**
Are you taking me somewhere naughty?
**[07:08] Senpai**
I-I'm not!
**[07:10] Nagatoro**
You're so aggressive. It's gross.
**[07:13] Nagatoro**
A hundred points docked!
**[07:15] Gamo**
He noticed us!
**[07:16] Yoshi**
Run away!
**[07:19] Sunomiya**
I won't let you!
**[07:21] Gamo**
Th-The junior!
**[07:23] Sunomiya**
I won't let you interfere with their date!
**[07:25] Gamo**
H-Have you been following us this whole time?
**[07:28] Yoshi**
Scary...
**[07:30] Sunomiya**
I've come to protect Senpai's love!
**[07:33] Gamo**
What?!
**[07:35] Gamo**
Who do you think you are, mini bunny?!
**[07:37] Yoshi**
Brat!
**[07:39] Gamo**
What do we do?
**[07:41] Gamo**
Wanna go?
**[07:42] Yoshi**
Wanna?!
**[07:45] President**
I've come to the assist,
in the name of love.
**[07:48] Gamo**
Crap! Bad news!
**[07:50] Gamo**
Damn it! We're falling back!
**[07:53] Yoshi**
Tactical retreat!
**[07:54] President**
Don't let them get away.
**[07:55] President**
Catch them!
**[07:56] Sunomiya**
Understood!
**[08:00] Senpai**
*They aren't here, are they?*
**[08:02] Nagatoro**
Senpai, which one should we get?
**[08:06] Senpai**
Um...
**[08:07] Senpai**
I'll have a normal soft serve.
**[08:11] Nagatoro**
I'll have...
**[08:13] Nagatoro**
Wasabi soft serve.
**[08:14] Senpai**
Wasabi?!
**[08:15] Nagatoro**
I like spicy stuff.
**[08:18] Senpai**
You must like a challenge.
**[08:19] Nagatoro**
I do.
**[08:21] Nagatoro**
Challenge everything, Senpai.
**[08:33] Nagatoro**
Spicy!
**[08:42] Nagatoro**
Senpai.
**[08:45] Nagatoro**
Want a bite?
**[08:48] Nagatoro**
Come on.
**[08:49] Nagatoro**
Have some.
**[08:50] Senpai**
I'll pass!
**[08:52] Nagatoro**
What's wrong?
**[08:54] Nagatoro**
You're acting so flustered.
**[08:55] Nagatoro**
Is it because...
**[08:57] Nagatoro**
you're afraid of an indirect kiss?
**[09:02] Senpai**
N-No...
**[09:03] Nagatoro**
Sheesh, you're in full virgin mode.
**[09:07] Senpai**
I'm not!
**[09:09] Senpai**
I-I just don't like spicy food.
**[09:12] Nagatoro**
Hm...
**[09:14] Nagatoro**
Maybe I'll just lick yours, then.
**[09:21] Senpai**
No, no, no!
**[09:22] Senpai**
I already had some of it!
**[09:34] Nagatoro**
Well, Senpai?
**[09:36] Nagatoro**
How does the indirect kiss taste?
**[09:38] Senpai**
Wh-What do you even want me to say?
**[09:41] Nagatoro**
Are you all right?
**[09:43] Nagatoro**
You got my wasabi on yours.
**[09:46] Senpai**
I-It's not so much that I can't eat it.
***SIGN*** DON'T TOY WITH ME,
MISS NAGATORO
***SIGN*** DON'T TOY WITH ME,
MISS NAGATORO
**[10:07] Nagatoro**
Look at those huge jumps!
**[10:11] Senpai**
*Looks like we managed to lose them.*
**[10:24] Senpai**
* It seems like there's a lot of*
* couples here enjoying themselves.*
**[10:31] Senpai**
* Nagatoro's not any less c-cute*
* than anyone else, I think.*
**[10:39] Senpai**
*But...*
**[10:43] Senpai**
*I feel like I don't belong here with her.*
**[10:50] Nagatoro**
What's wrong, Senpai?
**[10:52] Nagatoro**
Are you broken because
you lost so many points?
**[10:56] Senpai**
N-Nothing like that!
**[10:58] Nagatoro**
Well, it's true that your point total
is well into the negatives.
**[11:07] Senpai**
But...
**[11:32] Senpai**
*W-Was that uncalled for?*
**[11:40] Nagatoro**
Senpai, don't you think you're
acting a little too cool?
***SIGN*** Top Prize
***SIGN*** Second Prize
**[12:10] Senpai**
*That went by pretty fast.*
**[12:16] Nagatoro**
Now, then!
**[12:18] Nagatoro**
Time to announce your final point total!
**[12:23] Senpai**
Are we actually doing this?
**[12:25] Nagatoro**
We are!
**[12:27] Nagatoro**
Minus fifty points for fashion.
**[12:29] Nagatoro**
Minus one hundred points for slouching.
**[12:31] Nagatoro**
Minus one hundred points for being lanky.
**[12:34] Nagatoro**
And two hundred more
points lost along the way!
**[12:39] Senpai**
That much?!
**[12:41] Senpai**
I guess there's no redeeming myself.
**[12:45] Nagatoro**
Th-Though, you tried your best
before the ice cream, so...
**[12:51] Nagatoro**
Plus two hundred points!
**[12:54] Senpai**
*Before the ice cream?*
**[12:57] Senpai**
*Did I do something?*
**[13:06] Nagatoro**
Also...
**[13:08] Nagatoro**
It was hilarious when you got drenched.
**[13:11] Nagatoro**
Plus three hundred points!
**[13:17] Nagatoro**
Now, your total score is...
**[13:20] Nagatoro**
Brrrrrr...
**[13:24] Nagatoro**
Tsss!
**[13:26] Nagatoro**
Fifty points!
***SIGN*** 50 Points
**[13:29] Senpai**
I'm not sure what to think of that score.
**[13:31] Nagatoro**
Oh, it's out of a thousand.
**[13:34] Senpai**
So low!
**[13:38] Nagatoro**
Well, don't give up.
You're gonna have to keep improving.
**[13:47] Gamo**
We've finally found them.
**[13:50] Gamo**
They've got a good mood going.
**[13:51] Gamo**
But we shall resort to force
to protect Paisen's virginity!
**[13:56] Gamo**
Let's go, Yoshi!
**[13:59] Nagatoro**
And I guess, if I have time,
I wouldn't mind helping you practice.
**[14:08] Senpai**
Wh-What about you, then?
**[14:12] Nagatoro**
What about me?
**[14:14] Senpai**
Was that, like...
**[14:19] Senpai**
G-Good practice for you?
**[14:31] Nagatoro**
For me...
**[14:35] Nagatoro**
That was the real thing.
**[14:53] Senpai**
Me, too!
**[14:58] Senpai**
I didn't intend for it
to be a dry run, either.
**[15:04] Nagatoro**
What's that supposed to mean?!
**[15:07] Nagatoro**
Were you planning on a *wet* run?!
**[15:11] Senpai**
D-Don't make it sound so weird!
**[15:14] Nagatoro**
Okay...
**[15:17] Nagatoro**
Wanna do something that'll
make it not a dry run?
**[15:27] Gamo**
All right, apprehend them!
**[15:30] Gamo**
Don't mess this up, Yoshi!
**[15:36] Gamo**
Yoshi.
**[15:39] Yoshi**
Let's not.
**[15:41] Yoshi**
Any more...
**[15:44] Yoshi**
and we'll be cock blockers!
**[15:47] Gamo**
Yoshi...
**[15:54] Gamo**
Yeah, you're right.
**[15:57] Gamo**
It'll be more fun watching them from afar.
**[16:00] Gamo**
They won't have the guts
to do it here, anyway.
**[16:03] Yoshi**
Limpy!
**[16:05] Gamo**
I never thought you would
be the one to stop me.
**[16:12] Sunomiya**
We've finally found you!
**[16:16] Senpai**
Wh-What do you mean, make it not a dry run?
**[16:22] Nagatoro**
Okay, quiz time!
**[16:26] Nagatoro**
A. We hug.
**[16:30] Nagatoro**
B. We kiss.
**[16:33] Nagatoro**
Now, which is it?!
**[16:36] Nagatoro**
Well? Well?
**[16:38] Nagatoro**
Well?
**[16:39] Senpai**
Y-You wouldn't go straight
to a k-kiss, would you?
**[16:44] Nagatoro**
Which means...
**[16:46] Senpai; Nagatoro**
A hug?!
**[16:49] Nagatoro**
Oh, fine.
**[16:51] Nagatoro**
Okay, here you go.
**[16:53] Senpai**
I-I don't know...
**[16:55] Senpai**
Should we be doing that kind of thing here?
**[17:01] Nagatoro**
What's wrong?
**[17:02] Nagatoro**
I thought this wasn't a dry run.
**[17:04] Nagatoro**
Was it just practice after all?
**[17:08] Senpai**
I-I-If you're all right with it,
I-I wouldn't mind.
**[17:24] Gamo**
Seriously, you guys!
**[17:26] Gamo**
I said we aren't going to do anything!
**[17:28] Yoshi**
Go away!
**[17:30] Sunomiya**
I don't believe you!
**[17:31] Sunomiya**
We will lay our doubts to rest here and now!
**[17:43] Gamo**
Please continue.
**[17:44] Sunomiya**
As you were.
**[17:53] Sunomiya**
We were just in the middle of practice!
**[18:01] Gamo**
I'm sorry.
***SIGN*** Shop
***SIGN*** Sandwiches
***SIGN*** Cheese naans
***SIGN*** Hamburgers
**[18:13] Sakura**
You love that stuff, Toro-chan.
**[18:15] Nagatoro**
I've been hooked lately.
**[18:18] Sakura**
I think I'll try it out next time.
**[18:29] Sakura**
Can't you forgive them already?
**[18:32] Sakura**
They didn't mean any harm.
**[18:36] Sakura**
They just miss you because you haven't been
hanging out with them lately, Toro-chan.
**[18:42] Sakura**
Right?
**[18:47] Nagatoro**
It's been a while since
I ate in the club room.
**[18:51] Nagatoro**
Wanna come?
**[18:55] Gamo**
Let's go!
**[18:57] Nagatoro**
Creepy! Creepy!
**[19:04] Senpai**
No! I'll eat it by myself!
**[19:07] Senpai**
Wait! Stop!
**[19:09] Nagatoro**
Creep?
**[19:14] Nagatoro**
Creepy, creepy!
**[19:17] Senpai**
I-I was just...
**[19:20] Gamo**
I like what you're doing there, mini bunny!
**[19:27] Nagatoro**
So passionate.
**[19:29] Nagatoro**
Did she make it for you?
**[19:31] Senpai**
No!
**[19:33] Sunomiya**
It's an apology.
**[19:35] Sunomiya**
It's the least I could do.
**[19:37] Sunomiya**
I put my whole soul into it.
**[19:40] Nagatoro**
Oh?
**[19:41] Nagatoro**
Your whole soul, huh?
**[19:43] Senpai**
Y-You don't need to apologize.
**[19:47] Nagatoro**
Good for you, being fed good food.
**[19:54] Senpai**
S-Sunomiya-kun, that was
delicious, but I'm all full—
**[19:59] Senpai**
Full—
**[19:59] Sunomiya**
You're still growing.
**[20:01] Sunomiya**
You need to eat.
**[20:02] Gamo**
Paisen's been trained with food.
**[20:05] Sakura**
She's going to fatten him up.
**[20:06] Yoshi**
Foie gras.
**[20:12] Senpai**
I ate too much.
**[20:14] Senpai**
Would you like French or Chinese tomorrow?
**[20:19] Senpai**
My apologies continue for a week.
**[20:25] Nagatoro**
Sunomiya-chan, he won't need any tomorrow.
**[20:29] Nagatoro**
I'll be making his lunch.
**[20:33] Nagatoro**
I mean, if Senpai absolutely insists, that is.
**[20:39] Nagatoro**
Well, Senpai?
**[20:40] Nagatoro**
Want some?
**[20:43] Nagatoro**
Want some of my lunch?
**[20:50] Senpai**
W-Well...
**[20:53] Senpai**
Don't you have morning practice, Nagatoro?
**[20:57] Senpai**
I don't want to be a nuisance.
**[21:12] Nagatoro**
Whatever. You're right.
**[21:16] Gamo**
Hey, Paisen.
**[21:18] Gamo**
Stop trying to be courteous and—
**[21:20] Senpai**
So tomorrow,
**[21:23] Senpai**
I'll make lunch for you instead, Nagatoro.
**[21:28] Senpai**
How about you make some for me the day after?
**[21:34] Senpai**
I thought it might save you some
trouble if it's every other day.
**[21:41] Nagatoro**
Okay, fine, then.
**[21:48] Nagatoro**
Are you really, really
desperate for my lunch?
**[21:59] Senpai**
I am.
**[22:12] Senpai**
Okay, I'll make lunch tomorrow.
**[22:19] Nagatoro**
Wanna finish what we started?
**[22:22] Senpai**
What we started?
**[22:24] Nagatoro**
The rest of the real date.
**[22:27] Nagatoro**
Wanna?
**[23:10] Nagatoro**
You're so creepily warm.