DON'T TOY WITH ME, MISS NAGATORO

• Season 1
• E1 - Senpai is a bit... / Senpai, don't you ever get angry?
• E2 - You Got Your Wish, Senpai! / 'Sup, Senpai?!
• E3 - Let's Play Again, Senpai / Over Here, Senpai
• E4 - You're All Red, Senpai / Senpai, You Could Be a Little More...
• E5 - Senpai's Poofball / Thanks, Senpai!
• E6 - You're Such a Wimp, Senpai ♥ / Senpai! Let's Go to the Beach!!
• E7 - Senpai, Want to Go to the Festival? / It's Like a Date, Huh, Senpai? / Let's Go Home, Senpai
• E8 - That Might Actually Be Fun, Senpai♥ / Let's Play Rock-Paper-Scissors, Senpai!!
• E9 - Senpai's Such a Closet Perv!! / There's No Way Creepy Senpai Could Go on a Proper Date!!
• E10 - You Seem Pretty Stiff, Senpai / I'll Do It For You, Senpai!!
• E11 - What Do You Think, Senpai? / You Could Be More Honest, Senpai ♥
• E12 - Has Spring Come Even for You, the Unpopular Loner Louse Senpai? / Did You Hear Her Talk About Love, Senpai?
• Season 2 - 2nd Attack
• E1 - It's You and Me, Senpai~
• E2 - You're Inviting Me, Senpai?!
• E3 - Senpai... Were You... Listening to What I Said...?
• E4 - Why Don't You Come Inside, Senpai-kun?
• E5 - So This Is Your Room, Huh, Senpai?
• E6 - How Are Your Fortunes This Year, Senpai?
• E7 - I Figured That's How You'd Ski, Senpai
• E8 - Why Don't You Try Bulking Up a Little, Paisen?
• E9 - That Is, If You Win at Least Once, Senpai
• E10 - Hachioji-senpai Taught Me A Lot
• E11 - Don't You Miss Me, Senpai?
• E12 - Wanna Do Something to Make It Not a Dry Run?

Season 1

E1 - Senpai is a bit... / Senpai, don't you ever get angry?

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[00:31] Girl 1
    Hey, look at this!
[00:32] Girl 1
    Isn't it awesome?
[00:34] Girl 2
    Nice.
SIGN    Kazahaya High School
[01:02] Girl 1
    Are you free later?
[01:04] Girl 2
    Yeah.
[01:04] Girl 1
    Want to go karaoke?
[01:06] Girl 2
    Yeah!
[01:40] Gamo
    Seriously, no way.
SIGN    Fire Hydrant
[01:55] Girl 1
    I felt so bad.
SIGN    Library
SIGN    Returns
SIGN    Reception
SIGN    Lending
[02:27] Sakura
    Anyway, and then he sent me a LINE message.
[02:31] Nagatoro
    Really?
[02:32] Gamo
    Oh, man. That's hilarious.
[02:35] Sakura
    Right?
[02:36] Sakura
    I wish he would stop having the wrong idea.
[02:40] Senpai
    This is usually my favorite spot after
    school, since no one comes here.
[02:45] Senpai
    I can't stand those types of girls.
[02:48] Senpai
    I'm never going to have anything
    to do with that species.
[02:53] Senpai
    I'll get my homework done and go home.
SIGN    Currently Away
SIGN    Keep quiet. Set phones on silent.
[03:03] Sakura
    I can't!
[03:06] Sakura
    This is taking forever.
[03:08] Gamo
    Where's Yukko, anyway?
[03:10] Gamo
    She's not reading my messages on LINE.
[03:13] Sakura
    Ew, he messaged me again.
[03:16] Yoshi
    That's hilarious!
[03:17] Nagatoro
    Do you have any pictures or anything?
[03:19] Sakura
    I do.
[03:21] Sakura
    One second.
[03:22] Sakura
    He's so persistent.
[03:25] Sakura
    See? Isn't he pretty iffy?
[03:28] Yoshi
    He is!
[03:29] Gamo
    You know, though... Look at that.
[03:40] Yoshi
    Oh, yeah.
[03:41] Gamo
    Right?
[03:42] Nagatoro
    For sure.
[03:45] Senpai
    Don't let them get to you!
[03:47] Senpai
    Stay calm...
[03:48] Senpai
    Stay calm.
[03:54] Sakura
    Oh, yeah. Toro-chan, where's that
    book you were talking about?
[04:00] Nagatoro
    It's on the shelves in the back.
[04:13] Senpai
    Stay calm...
[04:14] Senpai
    Stay calm...
[04:21] Senpai
    My eraser!
[04:29] Senpai
    S-Sorry.
[04:32] Sakura
    Oh, God!
[04:33] Sakura
    Look at this!
[04:35] Gamo
    What?
[04:36] Nagatoro
    What is it?
[04:40] Sakura
    Look at these.
[04:45] Gamo
    "I'll protect you!"
[04:47] Sakura
    So badass.
[04:49] Senpai
    Relax.
[04:50] Senpai
    Keep calm... Keep calm...
[04:52] Gamo
    Man, this is so sketch.
[04:54] Sakura
    It's better than Two Piece.
[04:57] Gamo
    Nah, don't diss Two Piece.
[05:00] Gamo
    This doesn't even come close.
[05:04] Yoshi
    That's true!
[05:14] Gamo
    Yukko says she's at the family
    restaurant by the station.
[05:16] Yoshi
    Let's go!
[05:18] Gamo
    Hayacchi, are you coming with?
[05:20] Nagatoro
    Later.
[05:22] Gamo
    Seriously? Do you have a thing for weirdos?
[05:25] Sakura
    So apparently Yuka's
    boyfriend is good-looking.
[05:28] Gamo
    I can't wait to see him.
[05:30] Sakura
    Same!
[05:40] Nagatoro
    I'm a first-year.
[05:43] Nagatoro
    Are you a second-year?
[05:46] Senpai
    Yeah.
[05:47] Nagatoro
    You're my senpai, then.
[06:00] Nagatoro
    "A skilled swordsman lacking
    in life skills: Siegfried!"
SIGN    Senpai is a bit...
[06:04] Nagatoro
    "He fights alongside Elizabeth,"
[06:07] Nagatoro
    "a beautiful knight from an enemy nation
    and defeats the Demon Lord."
[06:13] Nagatoro
    "But they're ambushed by soldiers from
    the kingdom on their return voyage."
[06:22] Nagatoro
    "Siegfried and Elizabeth
    barely make it out alive."
[06:25] Nagatoro
    "He knows that his love for
    her will never be requited,"
[06:29] ---
    "and yet, he protects her with his life."
[06:37] Senpai
    Stay calm!
[06:40] Nagatoro
    So basically, Siegfried is you, isn't he?
[06:46] Senpai
    N-No, not really...
[06:48] Nagatoro
    You projected yourself onto
    this unfortunate swordsman,
[06:52] ---
    who slowly grows closer
    to this beautiful knight.
[06:54] Senpai
    I...
[06:56] Nagatoro
    Oh, no. I don't mean to laugh
    at your creativity, Senpai.
[07:02] Nagatoro
    But, you know...
[07:04] Nagatoro
    I feel sorry for you and Siegfried.
[07:09] Senpai
    Y-You feel sorry?
[07:11] Nagatoro
    Like this part.
SIGN    m 0 0 l 100 0 l 100 140 l 0 140
SIGN    Eliza-
    beth...
SIGN    m 0 0 l 100 0 l 100 140 l 0 140
SIGN    I...
SIGN    Slide
[07:13] Nagatoro
    This is pretty easy to understand.
SIGN    Fwoosh
SIGN    m 0 0 l 100 0 l 100 140 l 0 140
SIGN    I live
    only
    through
    combat!
SIGN    m 0 0 l 100 0 l 100 150 l 0 150
SIGN    I have
    long
    abandoned
    my
    woman-
    hood!
SIGN    Slip
[07:17] Nagatoro
    "I live only through combat!"
[07:20] Nagatoro
    "I have long abandoned my womanhood!"
SIGN    What?!
SIGN    m 0 0 l 170 0 l 170 200 l 0 200
SIGN    m 0 0 l 120 0 l 120 100 l 0 100
SIGN    Prepos-
    terous.
[07:23] Nagatoro
    "Preposterous."
SIGN    You
    are
    beautiful.
[07:24] Nagatoro
    "You are beautiful."
[07:28] Nagatoro
    No, I won't laugh.
[07:30] Nagatoro
    Siegfried is your double, after all.
[07:34] Senpai
    S-So what do you mean, you feel sorry?
[07:39] Nagatoro
    You don't get it?
[07:42] Nagatoro
    All right!
[07:43] Nagatoro
    Let's do this together.
[07:54] Nagatoro
    I've never used a sword or
    anything, so let's use these.
[07:58] Senpai
    These?
[08:14] Nagatoro
    "I live only through combat!"
[08:18] Nagatoro
    "I have long abandoned my womanhood!"
SIGN    m 0 0 l 170 0 l 170 200 l 0 200
SIGN    m 0 0 l 120 0 l 120 100 l 0 100
SIGN    Prepos-
    terous.
SIGN    You
    are
    beautiful.
SIGN    What?!
[08:28] Senpai
    You're telling me to do that?!
[09:00] Nagatoro
    See? See?
[09:02] Nagatoro
    See what happens?
[09:03] Nagatoro
    See how you react?
[09:08] Nagatoro
    There's no way you're enough of a badass
    to pull off something this slick!
SIGN    m 0 0 l 120 0 l 120 220 l 0 220
SIGN    No,
    I...
[09:13] Nagatoro
    Not your virgin-looking ass, Senpai!
[09:17] Nagatoro
    You're nothing like that!
[09:36] Nagatoro
    Senpai, why are you looking away?
[09:40] Nagatoro
    You're supposed to look a person in the eye
    when they're talking to you, aren't you?
[09:47] Nagatoro
    Senpai, you're kind of...
[09:50] Nagatoro
    Actually, you're really...
[09:55] Nagatoro
    kind of creepy!
[10:00] Nagatoro
    Huh? Are you crying, Senpai?
[10:05] Senpai
    I'm not...
[10:15] Senpai
    No...
[10:36] Nagatoro
    You can have that.
[10:37] Nagatoro
    Sorry for messing with you.
[10:42] Nagatoro
    Bye, Senpai.
[10:51] Senpai
    A first-year girl made me cry.
SIGN    Senpai, don't you ever get angry?
[11:10] Senpai
    A first-year girl made me cry.
[11:15] Nagatoro
    Huh? Are you crying, Senpai?
[11:17] Nagatoro
    You're supposed to look a person in the eye!
[11:19] Nagatoro
    Creepy!
[11:20] Nagatoro
    Pfft!
[11:22] Senpai
    That night, I heard her taunting voice
    in my head over and over.
[11:27] Senpai
    I couldn't sleep.
SIGN    Art Room
[11:38] Nagatoro
    Senpai.
[11:41] Nagatoro
    'Sup?
[11:43] Nagatoro
    Huh? Are you in the art club?
[11:49] Senpai
    I washed it.
[11:51] Nagatoro
    This was for you to have.
[11:55] Senpai
    Bye.
[12:18] Senpai
    Wh-Why are you in here?
[12:29] Nagatoro
    Are you the only one here?
[12:34] Nagatoro
    Does that mean we're alone together?
[12:40] Nagatoro
    Senpai?
[12:44] Senpai
    L-Leave if you have no reason to be here.
[12:48] Nagatoro
    You're so cold, Senpai.
[13:07] Nagatoro
    I'll model for you, Senpai.
[13:11] Senpai
    You don't need to.
[13:13] Senpai
    That's not what I feel like drawing.
[13:16] Nagatoro
    What about this, then?
[13:19] Nagatoro
    Should we try something a bit sexy?
[13:22] Nagatoro
    I bet that's your thing.
[13:26] Senpai
    Th-Th-Th-Th-That's not true!
[13:28] Senpai
    A girl shouldn't be so
    quick to show her skin!
[13:32] Nagatoro
    What? You'd draw a nude model?
[13:35] Nagatoro
    Oh, all right.
[13:43] Senpai
    F-Fine!
[13:44] Senpai
    I'll draw you!
[13:45] Senpai
    Normally!
[13:47] Senpai
    Something normal!
[13:49] Nagatoro
    You're so funny, Senpai.
[13:51] Nagatoro
    "Normally! Something normal!"
[14:06] Senpai
    W-Want to take a break?
[14:08] Nagatoro
    You've been acting sus this whole time.
[14:12] Nagatoro
    Don't tell me you haven't drawn anything.
[14:16] Senpai
    N-No, I was trying to
    figure out your outline.
[14:20] Senpai
    What do you expect?
[14:22] Senpai
    I've never stared at a girl head-on before.
[14:29] Nagatoro
    Senpai.
[14:31] Nagatoro
    If you can finish drawing me
    properly, I'll give you a reward.
[14:38] Senpai
    Wh-What reward?
[14:41] Nagatoro
    That's a secret.
[14:42] Nagatoro
    Come on! You can do this, Senpai!
[14:45] Nagatoro
    You can do this, Senpai!
[14:47] Nagatoro
    You can do this, Senpai!
[14:48] Senpai
    I don't really care for a reward, but I've
    been drawing ever since I was little.
[14:49] Nagatoro
    You can do this, Senpai!
[14:52] Nagatoro
    You can do this, Senpai!
[14:54] Nagatoro
    You can do this, Senpai!
[14:55] Senpai
    If I remain calm, I can draw her!
[15:12] Nagatoro
    I see.
[15:15] Nagatoro
    This is you giving it your all, huh?
[15:20] Senpai
    Y-Yeah, I guess.
[15:23] Nagatoro
    Okay, as promised!
[15:27] Nagatoro
    Reward time!
[15:29] Nagatoro
    Close your eyes.
[15:31] Senpai
    Wh-Why?
[15:32] Nagatoro
    Just do it.
[15:34] Senpai
    Y-You have to tell me why—
[15:35] Senpai
    Just do it!
[15:46] Senpai
    N-No way.
[15:49] Senpai
    A k-kiss?!
[16:04] Nagatoro
    What's with that face?!
[16:06] Nagatoro
    You didn't think I was going
    to kiss you, did you?!
[16:09] Nagatoro
    Did you really think you deserve a
    reward for this? Are you kidding?
[16:12] Nagatoro
    You haven't drawn me properly at all!
[16:14] Nagatoro
    Especially this area!
[16:16] Nagatoro
    Were you too embarrassed
    to draw a girl's thighs?
[16:21] Nagatoro
    You're beet red, Senpai!
[16:24] Nagatoro
    And then you made a funny face,
     expecting a kiss.
[16:28] Senpai
    I-I didn't.
[16:31] Nagatoro
    You're kind of funny, Senpai.
[16:33] Senpai
    A-Are you done?
[16:35] Senpai
    Go home if you're satisfied.
[16:39] Nagatoro
    I don't know...
[16:41] Nagatoro
    It's fun observing you.
[16:43] Senpai
    Wh-What's that supposed to mean?
[16:45] Nagatoro
    Your eyelids are twitching, Senpai.
[16:48] Senpai
    M-M-My eye's just itchy.
[16:55] Nagatoro
    Are you going to cry again?
[16:58] Senpai
    G-Go home!
[17:00] Senpai
    Wh-What are you doing?
[17:02] Senpai
    S-Stop... Stop it!
[17:08] Nagatoro
    Senpai, I thought you were a guy.
[17:11] Nagatoro
    You're so weak.
[17:19] Nagatoro
    I'm sorry, Senpai.
[17:21] Nagatoro
    I had to mess with you again.
[17:23] Senpai
    You didn't mess with me.
[17:27] Nagatoro
    Stop crying, Senpai.
[17:30] Senpai
    I'm not c-crying.
[17:34] Senpai
    I've never cried in public before.
[17:38] Senpai
    This first-year made me cry again.
[17:41] Nagatoro
    Draw me properly next time, Senpai.
[17:44] Nagatoro
    I'll give you a huge reward.
[17:47] Senpai
    I d-don't want a reward.
[17:53] Nagatoro
    Senpai! Senpai! Senpai!
[17:56] Nagatoro
    Senpai! Senpai! Senpai!
[17:58] Senpai
    Why do we have the same route home?
[18:02] Nagatoro
    Senpai!
[18:03] Senpai
    Wh-What?
[18:07] Nagatoro
    There's something I wanted to ask you.
[18:11] Nagatoro
    I know this is weird,
[18:13] ---
    since we've only just met...
[18:17] Nagatoro
    Please go out with me.
[18:23] Senpai
    B-But w-wait...
[18:27] Senpai
    Th-Th-This is so sudden...
[18:30] Nagatoro
    Psych!
[18:37] Nagatoro
    Psych! Psych! Psych!
[18:38] Nagatoro
    I'm kidding, Senpai!
[18:40] Senpai
    Stop it!
[18:43] Nagatoro
    Why would you take me seriously?
[18:46] Nagatoro
    Did you really think a
    girl would ask you out?
[18:50] Senpai
    I-I knew you were kidding.
[18:53] Nagatoro
    Are you sure?
[18:55] Senpai
    I was only surprised because
    it came out of nowhere.
[18:58] Nagatoro
    Uh-huh.
[19:00] Senpai
    You're just toying with me
    for the fun of it, miss.
[19:06] Nagatoro
    "Miss"?
[19:08] Nagatoro
    You're so gross!
[19:19] Nagatoro
    He's light.
[19:30] Nagatoro
    Sorry.
[19:32] Senpai
    I-It's not a big deal.
[19:39] Nagatoro
    Don't you ever get angry, Senpai?
[19:43] Nagatoro
    I've been pretty horrible to you.
[19:47] Senpai
    She's right.
[19:48] Senpai
    She's the same as the others.
[19:53] (Flashback) Kid 1
    Hey, master.
[19:55] (Flashback) Kid 2
    Show me your new manga, sir!
[20:00] Senpai
    It's always been like this for me.
[20:03] Senpai
    I know how to deal with it.
[20:06] Senpai
    Look away, close my mind,
[20:09] ---
    and make it through.
[20:13] (Flashback) Kid 2
    Bah, he's turtling again.
[20:16] (Flashback) Kid 1
    Leave him.
[20:17] (Flashback) Kid 1
    Let's go.
[20:19] Senpai
    So I don't remember what
    any of those kids looked like.
[20:24] Nagatoro
    Come on, Senpai...
[20:27] Nagatoro
    Well? Come on.
[20:30] Nagatoro
    Don't tell me you have a crush on me.
[20:35] Senpai
    N-No...
[20:37] Nagatoro
    No way!
[20:38] Nagatoro
    Give me a break, Senpai!
[20:41] Senpai
    N-No, I...
[20:43] Senpai
    A-All that stuff about having a crush on...
[20:46] Nagatoro
    On?
[20:48] Senpai
    ...you aside...
[20:51] Nagatoro
    ...aside?
[20:54] Senpai
    Honestly, you tick me off
    and get on my nerves.
[21:00] Senpai
    But I don't... I don't hate it that much.
[21:06] Senpai
    Talking with you and stuff, miss.
[21:12] Nagatoro
    Seriously, that "miss" thing is creepy.
[21:16] Senpai
    F-Fine then... your name.
[21:19] Senpai
    Tell me your n-name.
[21:26] ---
    Sure.
[21:28] Nagatoro
    "Naga" as in "long," and "toro."
[21:31] Senpai
    "Toro"?
[21:37] Nagatoro
    You write it like this.
[21:39] Senpai
    Toro.
[21:48] Nagatoro
    Call me Nagatoro from now on.
[21:50] Nagatoro
    Let's get to know each other, Senpai.
[23:26] Nagatoro
    Reflections for today!
[23:28] Senpai
    Wh-What is that supposed to mean?
[23:29] Nagatoro
    Senpai, you looked at my bra.
[23:32] Senpai
    I d-didn't!
[23:33] Nagatoro
    Lies!
[23:34] Nagatoro
    What color was it?
[23:35] Senpai
    I d-didn't see it!
[23:37] Nagatoro
    It looks like this. See?

E2 - You Got Your Wish, Senpai! / 'Sup, Senpai?!

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[00:09] Senpai
    That looks good.
[00:12] Nagatoro
    Senpai!
[00:25] Nagatoro
    What do you think of my hip motions?
[00:27] Nagatoro
    Come in, now!
[00:30] Nagatoro
    Find the right moment and slide in!
[00:32] Nagatoro
    Come on, hurry up!
[00:35] Senpai
    No, but when?
[00:46] Nagatoro
    You're such a pervert!
SIGN    DON'T TOY WITH ME,
SIGN    DON'T TOY WITH ME,
SIGN    DON'T TOY WITH ME,
SIGN    DON'T TOY WITH ME,
SIGN    MISS NAGATORO
SIGN    MISS NAGATORO
SIGN    MISS NAGATORO
SIGN    MISS NAGATORO
SIGN    You Got Your Wish, Senpai !!
SIGN    Big Boob Vampires
[02:47] Senpai
    I couldn't wait to buy Big Boob Vampires*.
[02:49] Senpai
    I bought it on my way to school.
[02:52] Senpai
    It's the volume with the hot spring*
    chapter everyone's talking about!
[02:56] Person
    Pervert!
[02:57] Person
    Stop looking!
[03:06] Senpai
    Nagatoro!
[03:08] Nagatoro
    Senpai...
[03:13] Nagatoro
    'Sup?!
[03:14] Senpai
    Er, 'sup?
[03:17] Nagatoro
    What were you eating all by yourself?
[03:19] Senpai
    Y-Yakisoba.
[03:22] Senpai
    Want some?
[03:24] Nagatoro
    Why would you offer that to a girl?
[03:26] Nagatoro
    That's why you're not popular with girls.
[03:32] Nagatoro
    Anyway...
[03:34] Nagatoro
    Was it just me, or did you have
     a sketchy look in your eyes earlier?
[03:39] Senpai
    Wh-What are you talking about?
[03:41] Nagatoro
    You were like this.
[03:42] Nagatoro
    I got creepy vibes from you.
[03:46] Senpai
    I-I don't know what you're talking about.
[03:51] Nagatoro
    You were looking at something pervy.
[03:57] Nagatoro
    Let me see!
[03:58] Senpai
    It's nothing pervy!
[04:01] Nagatoro
    You're so obvious.
[04:03] Nagatoro
    You're a closet perv.
[04:05] Nagatoro
    You like sexy stuff.
[04:08] Senpai
    I-I-I-I'm not like that.
[04:13] Nagatoro
    If that's what you want, I can let you do it.
[04:19] Senpai
    D-Do it?!
[04:21] Nagatoro
    Gotcha!
[04:22] Senpai
    Hey!
[04:23] Senpai
    Give it back!
[04:23] Senpai
    Give it back!
[04:24] Senpai
    Give it back!
[04:25] Senpai
    Give it back!
[04:26] Senpai
    Give it back!
[04:30] Nagatoro
    You're so easy, Senpai.
[04:33] Nagatoro
    No way I'd do it with you.
[04:36] Nagatoro
    Did you get your hopes up?
[04:40] Nagatoro
    You need to know your place, pervy Senpai.
SIGN    What!?
[04:49] Nagatoro
    I knew it! It's a pervy thing!
[04:51] Senpai
    No! Those kinds of sexy scenes have
    always been a staple in shonen manga.
[04:56] Senpai
    I always buy it for the story!
[04:58] Senpai
    I mean, like, er, um...
[04:59] Nagatoro
    Now you're fast talking all of a sudden.
[05:01] Nagatoro
    You're so gross, Senpai.
[05:03] Senpai
    No, I...
[05:04] Nagatoro
    You say all that...
SIGN    Ack!
    Kyaa!
SIGN    Crash
SIGN    Squish
[05:06] Nagatoro
    But this is what you like, isn't it?
[05:09] Nagatoro
    What is this? Accidentally lucky?
[05:12] Senpai
    Th-That's...
[05:13] Nagatoro
    You want to play with someone's boobs right
    as you're falling, don't you, Senpai?
[05:18] Senpai
    S-Stop confusing fiction and reality.
[05:21] Nagatoro
    Senpai, you pervert.
[05:23] Senpai
    Th-That's just a silly bonus chapter.
[05:26] Senpai
    It's the main vampire story
     that I want to read.
[05:30] Nagatoro
    Vampire story?
[06:02] Nagatoro
    It was pervy, but it was
    actually pretty good.
[06:05] Senpai
    Right?
[06:06] Senpai
    Love and romance with an immortal.
[06:09] Senpai
    I love vampire stuff.
[06:13] Senpai
    But one of the characters kind
    of resembles you, didn't he?
[06:17] Senpai
    He runs around holding a bunch of
    garlic, which doesn't even work.
[06:21] Senpai
    He falls victim to the vampire's fangs...
[06:26] Senpai
    and gets the life sucked out of him.
[06:42] Senpai
    H-He's nothing like me.
[06:45] Nagatoro
    You'd be all right if you were
    attacked by a vampire, though.
[06:49] Senpai
    Huh? Why?
[06:52] Nagatoro
    Because you're a virgin.
[06:55] Nagatoro
    If you weren't a virgin...
[07:01] Nagatoro
    You'd end up a ghoul!
[07:02] Nagatoro
    A mindless ghoul!
[07:06] Nagatoro
    But you'll be fine.
[07:07] Nagatoro
    Good thing you're a virgin, huh?
[07:10] Senpai
    Shut up!
[07:12] Senpai
    H-How do y-you know I'm a v-v-virgin?
[07:18] Senpai
    You'd have to be a vampire or something.
[07:20] Nagatoro
    That's true.
[07:26] Nagatoro
    Want to find out, then?
[07:38] Nagatoro
    I'm kidding.
[07:41] Senpai
    R-Right. Of course.
[07:49] Nagatoro
    Can I try...
[07:50] Senpai
    Can you try...?
[07:52] Nagatoro
    ...taking a bite?
[07:55] Senpai
    No!
[07:55] Nagatoro
    I won't suck.
[07:57] Nagatoro
    I just want to try biting down.
[07:58] Senpai
    What is wrong with you?!
[07:59] Senpai
    Are you giving up on being human?
[08:01] Nagatoro
    I'm just pretending to suck your blood.
[08:03] Nagatoro
    Just pretending.
[08:05] Nagatoro
    See? My canine teeth are pretty sharp.
[08:09] Nagatoro
    I just want to try giving
    you a prick with this.
[08:19] Nagatoro
    I feel like I'm actually a vampire.
[08:23] Senpai
    Cut it out!
[08:33] Senpai
    G-Get off me.
[08:35] Nagatoro
    Nope.
[08:36] Nagatoro
    You're my prey now, Senpai.
[08:40] Senpai
    S-Someone would get the
    wrong idea if they saw us.
[08:44] Senpai
    Is that what you want?
[08:46] Nagatoro
    What do you mean, the wrong idea?
[08:50] Senpai
    W-Well, things and stuff.
[08:56] Nagatoro
    You have such a thin neck, Senpai.
[08:59] Senpai
    Stop! Stop it!
[09:01] Senpai
    H-Hang on!
[09:03] Nagatoro
    Why don't you shove me
    aside if you don't like it?
[09:07] Nagatoro
    Not that you could do it.
[09:16] Senpai
    Wait!
[09:20] Nagatoro
    Gross!
[09:21] Nagatoro
    Garlic breath!
[09:24] Nagatoro
    You're not getting away!
[09:28] Nagatoro
    Ow...
[09:42] Nagatoro
    You got your wish, Senpai!
[09:45] Nagatoro
    You got accidentally lucky!
[09:46] Senpai
    That's not how it works!
SIGN    Garlic
SIGN    Yakisoba
[10:06] Nagatoro
    Hey, hey, Senpai, was that the
    first time a girl touched you?
[10:10] Senpai
    Huh? T-Touched? Touched what?
[10:13] Nagatoro
    Well, was it?
[10:15] Senpai
    I-I don't know!
[10:18] Nagatoro
    You're beet red, Senpai.
[10:20] Nagatoro
    Let me guess...
[10:24] Nagatoro
    Did you get hard?
[10:27] Senpai
    Shut up!
[10:30] Nagatoro
    Want me to squeeze it again?
[10:42] Senpai
    Ow...
[10:45] Senpai
    Hey!
[10:52] Nagatoro
    See you, Senpai.
SIGN    Squish
[11:09] Nagatoro
    Senpai.
[11:11] Nagatoro
    Here.
[11:13] Nagatoro
    Squeeeeze...
SIGN    DON'T TOY WITH ME, MISS NAGATORO
SIGN    DON'T TOY WITH ME,
    MISS NAGATORO
SIGN    'Sup, Senpai?!
[11:42] Senpai
    Okay, let's get started.
[11:47] Nagatoro
    Hello, Senpai!
[11:48] Senpai
    Wh-Why are you here?
[11:51] Senpai
    I was about to start drawing.
[11:53] Nagatoro
    Let's play a game.
[11:56] Senpai
    A game?
[11:59] Nagatoro
    The nipple guessing game!
[12:02] Nagatoro
    The rules are simple.
[12:04] Nagatoro
    You have to guess where the other person's
    nipples are from over their clothes.
[12:07] Nagatoro
    There!
[12:14] Senpai
    That's all you have to do.
[12:16] Senpai
    Okay?
[12:17] Nagatoro
    How is that okay?!
[12:19] Senpai
    B-Besides, guessing where
     a girl's n-nipples are...
[12:24] Senpai
    I'm not a groper.
[12:26] Nagatoro
    You react like such a virgin, Senpai.
[12:30] Senpai
    Wh-What does being a virgin
    have to do with it?
[12:32] Senpai
    There's no point in playing, even if I win.
[12:35] Nagatoro
    No, there is.
[12:37] Nagatoro
    A grand prize.
SIGN    You can ask me to do anything ticket
[12:44] Nagatoro
    A you-can-ask-me-to-do-anything ticket.
[12:48] Nagatoro
    Whenever I'm toying with you...
[12:55] Nagatoro
    You can use this...
[12:57] Senpai
    Stop!
[12:59] Nagatoro
    Okay.
[13:00] Nagatoro
    You can make me stop, just like that.
SIGN    You can ask me to do anything ticket
[13:03] Nagatoro
    It doesn't have to be such
    a boring order, either.
[13:07] Nagatoro
    You can use it to make me
     do something crazier.
[13:10] Senpai
    Something crazier?
[13:12] Nagatoro
    What? You want me to wear my swimsuit
    in the club room, you say?!
[13:17] Senpai
    I never said that!
[13:18] Nagatoro
    What? You want me to be a nude model?!
[13:23] Senpai
    You don't have to do that!
[13:25] Nagatoro
    I don't know...
[13:26] Nagatoro
    Why would you use the ticket like that?
[13:28] Nagatoro
    You're so nasty, Senpai.
[13:30] Nagatoro
    You're so nasty, Senpai.
[13:31] Senpai
    I don't care about using it
    for "crazy stuff,"
[13:32] Nagatoro
    You're so nasty, Senpai.
[13:34] ---
    but if I can use this to make her stop...
[13:38] Senpai
    You're so nasty, Senpai.
[13:39] Nagatoro
    F-Fine.
[13:40] Nagatoro
    I'll play.
[13:41] Senpai
    That's the spirit, Senpai.
[13:43] ---
    That's what I wanted to hear.
[13:47] Nagatoro
    Okay, here we go.
[13:50] Senpai
    I-It's sudden death, all right?
[13:58] Nagatoro
    I-I can do it.
[14:01] Nagatoro
    She's not going to guess right off the bat.
SIGN    Hunter
[14:32] Senpai
    B-Bulls-eye!
[14:39] Senpai
    Wait, she missed.
[14:42] Senpai
    She's off by just a bit.
[14:44] Senpai
    I'm not sure, but it's self-reported,
[14:48] ---
    so I can just tell her she missed.
[14:50] Senpai
    Y-You missed.
[14:54] Senpai
    Well, Senpai?
[14:56] Senpai
    Did I get you?
[14:59] Senpai
    N-No!
[15:01] Senpai
    Did I miss?
[15:02] Nagatoro
    You m-m—
[15:04] Nagatoro
    Well?
[15:05] Nagatoro
    Did I get you? Senpai?
[15:11] Nagatoro
    Senpai!
[15:15] Senpai
    You got me!
[15:16] Senpai
    You got me!
[15:23] Nagatoro
    Okay, your turn, Senpai.
[15:26] Nagatoro
    Not that you have the guts to do it.
[15:29] Nagatoro
    Well, the you-can-ask-me-to-do-anything
    ticket is mine, then.
[15:34] Nagatoro
    What should I use it for?
[15:36] Senpai
    I'll do it.
[15:37] Nagatoro
    Are you sure you can?
[15:40] Senpai
    I said I'll do it.
[15:43] Nagatoro
    I see.
[15:46] Nagatoro
    Okay, go ahead.
[16:16] Nagatoro
    Time's up!
[16:18] Senpai
    Huh?!
[16:19] Senpai
    You never said anything about time!
[16:22] Nagatoro
    I forgot I was meeting my friends!
[16:25] Senpai
    H-Hey...
SIGN    Family Restaurant
[16:35] Senpai
    One of my favorite family restaurants,
    away from my school route.
[16:39] Senpai
    I can finally relax and work on my manga.
[16:43] Person A
    Oh, damn, I think we have the
    whole place to ourselves.
[16:46] Person B
    I told you.
[16:51] Senpai
    Nagatoro!
[16:52] Person C
    Where should we sit?
[16:56] Person C
    How about over there?
[17:02] Person B
    Huh, you have Koba-sensei for contemporary
    literature, too, Nagatoro-chan?
[17:07] Person B
    He never stops talking, does he?
[17:09] Senpai
    Those boys are from the class next to mine.
[17:14] Person C
    I heard you're in a band, right, Senpai?
[17:18] Person A
    Yeah. He's writing these awesome songs.
[17:21] Person B
    Don't tell them.
[17:24] Person C
    Is it like Yaba P?
[17:27] Person A
    Nah, it's not like that.
[17:30] Person A
    If I had to describe it,
    it's like an extension of art.
[17:34] Person A
    Want to give it a listen?
[17:38] Person A
    It's not the kind of simple crowd-pleasing
    melodies that you hear all the time.
[17:42] Person A
    My music incorporates the kind of artistic
    elements that come out of soul and hip-hop.
[17:49] Person C
    I'm going to the drink fountain.
[17:52] Person B
    Me, too, then.
[17:55] Person A
    Later.
[17:57] Person A
    Anyway, I think art is
    never really understood.
[18:01] Person A
    In fact, it's art because it's
    not understood, you know?
[18:04] Senpai
    Nagatoro looks pretty annoyed.
[18:08] Senpai
    I don't think that guy
    knows how sadistic she is.
[18:13] Senpai
    He's like a moth to the flame.
[18:16] Nagatoro
    Huh?
[18:17] Nagatoro
    This is music?
[18:19] Nagatoro
    I thought it was some kind of weird bug.
[18:24] Senpai
    Let's watch how she messes with you!
[18:30] Nagatoro
    I don't get it.
[18:32] Senpai
    Huh?
[18:33] Person A
    R-Really?
[18:35] Person A
    I guess it might have been
    a bit too sophisticated.
[18:38] Nagatoro
    It's not so much sophisticated as...
[18:42] Nagatoro
    I didn't really feel anything.
[18:45] Nagatoro
    It sounds like you aren't really into it.
[18:48] Nagatoro
    Am I wrong?
[18:51] Person A
    W-Well...
[18:54] Nagatoro
    That wasn't really the
    reaction I was expecting.
[18:58] Person A
    I'm going to the bathroom.
[19:02] Person B
    Say what?
[19:03] Person B
    Sorry about him.
[19:04] Person B
    He isn't really good at reading the room.
[19:07] Person B
    I wasn't going to bring him,
    but he insisted on coming.
[19:12] Person B
    You're pretty guarded, huh, Nagatoro-chan?
[19:16] Nagatoro
    Am I?
[19:18] Person B
    You don't have to be so cautious around us!
[19:20] Senpai
    This guy's persistent.
[19:21] Person B
    I went to a boys school for middle school,
[19:24] Person B
    so I don't really know
    how to deal with girls.
[19:27] Person B
    I've never played with a girls boobs, even.
[19:30] Person B
    I'm serious.
[19:33] Nagatoro
    What?
[19:34] Senpai
    You have no idea what's coming!
[19:36] Senpai
    I don't know if you're trying
    to take her guard down,
[19:38] ---
    but you've just made
    yourself vulnerable.
[19:40] Nagatoro
    Seriously?!
[19:42] Nagatoro
    You're that old and you've never touched
    a girl's boobs before? That's harsh.
[19:45] Nagatoro
    Go play with some konjac jelly or something.
[19:47] Nagatoro
    It would suit you.
[19:49] Senpai
    Get bullied and cry as I have!
[19:53] Nagatoro
    I'm not sure that's appropriate to say to
    someone you're meeting for the first time.
[20:06] Person B
    I-I'm going to the bathroom.
[20:11] Person C
    Huh?
[20:14] Person C
    Toro-chan, are you not interested
    in guys or something?
[20:17] Nagatoro
    Not really.
[20:19] Nagatoro
    It's just that those guys are boring.
[20:21] Person C
    I think they have a thing for you.
[20:25] Person C
    That's why I set you up with them.
[20:27] Nagatoro
    I told you to stop doing that!
[20:32] Nagatoro
    Jeez!
[20:33] Person C
    But they're so good-looking!
[20:44] Senpai
    Hold on...
[20:46] Senpai
    Am I the only one Nagatoro toys with?
[20:53] Nagatoro
    'Sup, Senpai?
[20:55] Nagatoro
    Are you on your way home, too?
[20:57] Senpai
    Y-Yeah.
[20:59] Nagatoro
    You have such a unique silhouette, Senpai.
[21:03] Nagatoro
    I can tell it's you from really far away.
[21:05] Nagatoro
    Like, "Look at that creepy thing over there!"
[21:08] Senpai
    Stop calling me creepy!
[21:12] Nagatoro
    You're really squiggly.
[21:16] Nagatoro
    Squiggle, squiggle.
[21:18] Nagatoro
    Squiggle, squiggle.
[21:19] Nagatoro
    Squiggle, squiggle.
[21:20] Nagatoro
    Squiggle, squiggle.
[21:23] Senpai
    Hey, Nagatoro...
[21:27] Nagatoro
    What is it, Senpai?
[21:28] Senpai
    No, it's nothing.
[21:30] Nagatoro
    What? What?
[21:32] Nagatoro
    I want to know.
[21:33] Senpai
    I s-said it's nothing.
[21:36] Nagatoro
    Ew, he's squiggling again.
[21:38] Nagatoro
    Gross.
[21:40] Senpai
    Sh-Shut up!
[21:41] Nagatoro
    Senpai's so gross.
[21:45] Nagatoro
    So gross!
[21:48] Nagatoro
    He's so gross!
[21:49] Senpai
    Stop calling me gross!
[21:51] Nagatoro
    He's so gross!
[21:53] Nagatoro
    He's going to be gross tomorrow, too!
[23:25] Nagatoro
    Points of improvement for today!
[23:27] Senpai
    Are we doing this every week?
[23:28] Nagatoro
    Is that the kind of manga you draw?
[23:30] Senpai
    It's similar.
[23:31] Nagatoro
    I bet the protagonist is like you,
    and he gets sucked on by a vampire all over.
[23:37] Senpai
    N-No...
[23:37] Nagatoro
    You're so obvious, Senpai.

E3 - Let's Play Again, Senpai / Over Here, Senpai

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[00:13] Nagatoro
    Senpai, want me to model for you?
[00:17] Senpai
    N-No, thanks.
[00:19] Senpai
    I prefer drawing still lifes to people.
[00:31] Nagatoro
    Senpai, I can help you get a leg up.
[00:39] Senpai
    W-Wait!
[00:41] Senpai
    You sh-shouldn't do that kind of thing!
[00:43] Nagatoro
    What kind of thing?
[00:45] Nagatoro
    Like this?
[00:52] Senpai
    The swim team wanted me to help out,
[00:54] Senpai
    so I was seeing if this hand-me-down
    swimsuit would fit me.
[00:57] Senpai
    What were you expecting, Senpai?
[01:01] Senpai
    You closeted perv!
SIGN    DON'T TOY WITH ME,
SIGN    DON'T TOY WITH ME,
SIGN    DON'T TOY WITH ME,
SIGN    DON'T TOY WITH ME,
SIGN    MISS NAGATORO
SIGN    MISS NAGATORO
SIGN    MISS NAGATORO
SIGN    MISS NAGATORO
SIGN    DON'T TOY WITH ME, MISS NAGATORO
SIGN    DON'T TOY WITH ME, MISS NAGATORO
SIGN    DON'T TOY WITH ME, MISS NAGATORO
SIGN    Let's Play Again, Senpai
[02:43] Senpai
    I was looking forward to
[02:44] Senpai
    working on my manga at
    the family restaurant in peace.
[02:51] Nagatoro
    Hurry up, Senpai.
[02:53] Senpai
    Why does this always happen?
[03:00] Nagatoro
    Hurry! Hurry!
[03:01] Nagatoro
    You're going to get soaked!
[03:03] Senpai
    I already am.
[03:10] Senpai
    Don't mind me.
[03:13] Senpai
    Go without me.
[03:14] Nagatoro
    He's trying to sound tough.
[03:17] Senpai
    No, it's just...
[03:25] Nagatoro
    Why don't we wait out the rain
     over there, then?
[03:35] Nagatoro
    I'm soaked.
[03:38] Nagatoro
    The forecast said it was
    supposed to be clear.
[03:42] Senpai
    It's what they call a
    passing shower, I guess.
[03:44] Senpai
    It should clear up in a bit.
[03:46] Nagatoro
    That's true.
[03:53] Nagatoro
    Hey, Senpai...
[03:54] Nagatoro
    Wait, don't look this way.
[03:56] Senpai
    Wh-Why not?
[04:00] Nagatoro
    Because...
[04:01] Nagatoro
    My uniform's really see-through right now.
[04:04] Senpai
    See... through...
[04:08] Nagatoro
    You might be dying to see,
    being a closeted perv and all.
[04:12] Senpai
    No, I won't.
[04:13] Senpai
    I won't look.
[04:14] Nagatoro
    Are you sure?
[04:16] Senpai
    I-I'm not a closeted perv or anything.
[04:19] Nagatoro
    I bet you're going to try to steal glances.
[04:22] Nagatoro
    He's going to violate me with his eyes!
[04:24] Senpai
    I'm not!
[04:25] Senpai
    Damn it, Nagatoro keeps messing with me.
[04:32] Senpai
    Wait a second...
[04:37] Nagatoro
    Too bad for you!
[04:38] Nagatoro
    I was wearing a swimsuit underneath!
[04:43] Senpai
    That's got to be it.
[04:45] Senpai
    I know.
[04:48] Senpai
    By see-through, you mean to your swimsuit!
[05:00] Senpai
    S-Sorry.
[05:10] Nagatoro
    See? I knew you were a closeted perv.
[05:13] Senpai
    No!
[05:15] Nagatoro
    You took a long, hard stare
    at my see-through uniform.
[05:19] Senpai
    I-It was a mistake.
[05:22] Nagatoro
    What? What?
[05:23] Nagatoro
    I couldn't hear you.
[05:25] Nagatoro
    Say it louder, Senpai.
[05:34] Senpai
    It's going to blow me away!
[05:37] Senpai
    Are you all right?
[05:39] Senpai
    S-S-Sorry!
[05:41] Nagatoro
    Oh, no!
[05:42] Nagatoro
    You saw me again!
[05:44] Nagatoro
    You're so horny, Senpai.
[05:50] Senpai
    It's getting kind of cold.
[05:54] Senpai
    It doesn't look like it's
    going to stop raining.
[05:56] Senpai
    We might have to run home.
[05:58] Nagatoro
    Where do you live, Senpai?
[06:01] Senpai
    I take a turn at the intersection
    and then go through the tunnel.
[06:05] Nagatoro
    That's pretty far.
[06:07] Senpai
    What about you?
[06:08] Nagatoro
    Past the convenience store there.
[06:12] Senpai
    Huh...
[06:13] Senpai
    That's pretty close.
[06:23] Nagatoro
    Hey, Senpai...
[06:26] Nagatoro
    Want to stop by my place?
[06:39] Nagatoro
    Come in, Senpai.
[06:41] Senpai
    Th-Thanks for having me.
[06:52] Mom
    Welcome home!
[06:54] Dad
    Well, well, have you brought a friend?
[06:57] Nagatoro
    Not really a friend...
[06:59] Nagatoro
    More like a toy.
[07:02] Mom
    My, my, what a shabby toy.
[07:06] Dad
    I thought you brought home
    a scarecrow or something.
[07:11] Nagatoro
    He's pretty fun to play with, though.
[07:17] Senpai
    Wait! Stop!
[07:22] Dad
    This is quite a fun toy.
[07:24] Mom
    Oh, my, his eye is twitching.
[07:28] Nagatoro
    I know, right?
[07:30] Nagatoro
    And after that...
[07:33] Nagatoro
    See? This toy starts crying.
[07:38] Nagatoro
    Sorry to keep you waiting.
[07:40] Nagatoro
    What's wrong? You seem really on edge.
[07:43] Senpai
    N-No, it's nothing.
[07:48] Senpai
    Um...
[07:49] Senpai
    What about your family?
[07:50] Nagatoro
    No one's home right now.
[07:52] Nagatoro
    My whole family's going to be out late today.
[07:55] Senpai
    I-I see.
[07:56] Nagatoro
    Well, come in.
[07:58] Senpai
    N-No, I'm just going to wait
    for the rain to stop.
[08:01] Nagatoro
    You're going to catch a
    cold if you don't dry off.
[08:09] Nagatoro
    That's my big brother's,
    so it might be a bit big on you.
[08:13] Nagatoro
    You can use this, too.
[08:15] Senpai
    Right.
[08:17] Senpai
    Thanks.
[08:19] Nagatoro
    Leave your wet clothes there.
[08:22] Nagatoro
    I'll run the dryer. It won't take long.
[08:25] Senpai
    Got it.
[08:30] Senpai
    Could this be...
[08:34] Senpai
    the towel that Nagatoro used?!
[08:43] Senpai
    N-N-No, I...
[08:44] Nagatoro
    Too bad!
[08:46] Nagatoro
    This is the towel I used.
[08:49] Nagatoro
    Enjoy.
[09:06] Nagatoro
    Senpai...
[09:09] Nagatoro
    You're acting twice as sus as usual.
[09:12] ---
    Is this your first time in a girl's room?
[09:17] Senpai
    Th-That's a secret.
[09:20] Nagatoro
    A secret?!
[09:20] Nagatoro
    That's hilarious.
[09:25] Nagatoro
    Okay, I have a question for you.
[09:28] Nagatoro
    What's the thing guys do when
    they're at a girl's place?
[09:35] Senpai
    Wh-What "thing"?!
[09:37] Nagatoro
    What?
[09:38] Senpai
    S-Study? And stuff?
[09:41] Nagatoro
    Study?
[09:43] Nagatoro
    We don't even have any tests coming up.
[09:51] Nagatoro
    You use your fingers to prod and parry.
[09:56] Senpai
    Wait, that's...
[09:58] Nagatoro
    And then you become vigorously intertwined.
[10:03] Senpai
    N-No! We can't!
[10:06] Nagatoro
    Huh?
[10:08] Nagatoro
    I mean this.
[10:11] Nagatoro
    What did you think I meant?
[10:13] Senpai
    Th-That's a secret.
[10:15] Nagatoro
    Yeesh, you're such a perv.
[10:19] Nagatoro
    So nasty.
[10:25] Senpai
    Huh...
[10:26] Senpai
    JusGear, eh?
[10:28] Nagatoro
    It's my brother's.
[10:29] Nagatoro
    Do you know how to play?
[10:31] Senpai
    Yeah, I used to play quite a bit.
[10:34] Nagatoro
    You're an otaku, so you shouldn't have to
    be so awkward if we're just gaming, right?
[10:40] Nagatoro
    I'm pretty good at this game.
[10:48] Nagatoro
    Take my powerful punch!
[10:52] Nagatoro
    Here goes my special punch!
[11:07] Guy
    Nothing but a big mouth.
[11:13] Senpai
    Shoot!
[11:15] Senpai
    I took the game way too seriously
    against an obvious beginner.
[11:20] Senpai
    Wait a second...
[11:21] Senpai
    In a sense, this is kind of what Nagatoro's
    been doing to me this whole time.
[11:41] Senpai
    Have some pain for once!
[11:47] Guy
    I'll finish you off!
[12:00] Nagatoro
    You're mine!
[12:11] Nagatoro
    Scrub!
[12:12] Nagatoro
    Senpai's a scrub!
[12:14] Senpai
    That was cheating!
[12:15] Nagatoro
    No, it wasn't!
[12:17] Nagatoro
    It's a battle strategy!
[12:19] Nagatoro
    Let's play some more, Senpai.
[12:24] Nagatoro
    Senpai, you pervert!
[12:31] Nagatoro
    Senpai's a super scrub in real life, too.
[12:42] Senpai
    Thanks for having me over today.
[12:44] Nagatoro
    You're welcome.
[12:51] Senpai
    I had f-fun gaming.
[12:55] Nagatoro
    Let's play again, Senpai.
[12:58] Nagatoro
    I'll destroy you next time, too.
[13:01] Senpai
    Don't cheat next time.
[13:03] Nagatoro
    I know you're really hoping I do,
    Senpai, you closeted perv.
[13:08] Senpai
    I'm n-not!
SIGN    DON'T TOY WITH ME,
    MISS NAGATORO
SIGN    They're exactly alike...
SIGN    DON'T TOY WITH ME,
    MISS NAGATORO
SIGN    He looks nothing like him...
SIGN    Dining Hall
SIGN    Today Only
    Gorgeous
    Karaage
    Lunch
SIGN    Over Here, Senpai!
[13:29] Senpai
    It's been a while since
    I came to the dining hall.
[13:32] Senpai
    I was expecting to eat alone, but...
[13:37] Senpai
    There's nowhere to sit!
[13:44] Nagatoro
    Senpai! Over here!
[13:49] Nagatoro
    Come on.
[13:51] Nagatoro
    There's a seat next to me.
[14:02] Senpai
    That's the worst spot ever.
[14:06] Senpai
    But...
[14:08] Senpai
    There aren't any other open seats.
[14:12] Senpai
    I'm going to have to eat
    as fast as I can and run.
[14:21] Senpai
    P-Pardon me.
[14:28] Yoshi
    Your boyfriend?
[14:30] Senpai
    N-No!
[14:31] Nagatoro
    Yup.
[14:32] Nagatoro
    We're going steady.
[14:34] Nagatoro
    Right, Senpai?
[14:36] Senpai
    Stop! Don't!
[14:45] Gamo
    That's hilarious.
[14:46] Gamo
    So how far have you gotten with her, Paisen?
[14:52] Senpai
    H-How far? I d-don't know
    what you're talking about.
[14:57] Gamo
    You're all red, Paisen.
[14:59] Yoshi
    Beet red!
[15:01] Yoshi
    Okay...
[15:03] Yoshi
    Want to go out with me, too, then?
[15:05] Senpai
    S-Stop!
[15:10] Gamo
    You can totally tell he's a virgin.
[15:12] Gamo
    You want him to have a girl on the side?
[15:13] Yoshi
    On the side! That's so funny.
[15:15] Nagatoro
    So funny.
[15:17] Gamo
    He doesn't seem like a boyfriend...
[15:20] Gamo
    So much as a pet.
[15:22] Yoshi
    A pet!
[15:24] Nagatoro
    He does kind of seem like a pet.
[15:26] Nagatoro
    He's all fluffy and stuff.
[15:29] Senpai
    Stop it!
[15:31] Yoshi
    Fluffy!
[15:34] Nagatoro
    Senpai's head is all sticky.
    You don't want to touch it.
[15:40] Yoshi
    Uh... Yeah.
[15:45] Senpai
    Who are you calling sticky?!
[15:47] Senpai
    I wash it every day!
[15:48] Nagatoro
    Are you sure?
[15:51] Gamo
    He doesn't even seem like a pet.
[15:53] Yoshi
    He doesn't.
[15:55] Gamo
    A slave?
[15:55] Yoshi
    A slave!
[15:58] Nagatoro
    Slave! Did you hear that, Senpai?
[16:00] Senpai
    Who are you calling a slave?!
[16:02] Nagatoro
    Hurry up and finish eating!
[16:04] Nagatoro
    And get back to work for me!
[16:06] Yoshi
    Work!
[16:21] Gamo
    Man, this is great.
[16:23] Gamo
    He doesn't fight back at all.
[16:26] Gamo
    He's not even a slave...
[16:29] Gamo
    More like a bug?
[16:31] Gamo
    Seriously, you can't be like that as a guy.
[16:38] Nagatoro
    That's taking it too far.
[16:47] Gamo
    Sorry I dissed your boyfriend.
[16:51] Nagatoro
    That's not the point.
[16:58] Senpai
    Is Nagatoro getting angry on my behalf?
[17:04] Senpai
    No... No way.
[17:11] Senpai
    H-Hey...
[17:15] Senpai
    I-I...
[17:16] Senpai
    I'm not Nagatoro's boyfriend, but...
[17:35] Yoshi
    That's it?!
[17:38] Gamo
    You were supposed to say something good.
[17:41] Yoshi
    You had nothing in mind?!
[17:43] Senpai
    No, well...
[17:45] Senpai
    I j-just wanted to say I'm not her boyfriend.
[17:52] Gamo
    You're so funny, Paisen.
[17:55] Yoshi
    So funny.
[18:01] Nagatoro
    You never fight back, do you, Senpai?
[18:05] Senpai
    Huh?
[18:06] Nagatoro
    You never have a comeback
    when you get dissed.
[18:10] Senpai
    I-I suppose.
[18:12] Nagatoro
    Which is why...
[18:13] Nagatoro
    You have to smack them.
[18:17] Nagatoro
    By turning it into slapstick,
    you can turn a diss into a derp.
[18:21] A
    You're gross.
[18:22] B
    Shup!
[18:25] Senpai
    I don't know if that would work so well.
[18:27] Nagatoro
    It will.
[18:28] Nagatoro
    Come on.
[18:31] Nagatoro
    Stand over there, Senpai.
[18:35] Nagatoro
    Thank you! Thank you!
[18:37] Nagatoro
    So the other day, there was a scarecrow
    standing in the middle of the road.
[18:41] Senpai
    A comedy sketch?
[18:42] Nagatoro
    I thought, why is a scarecrow standing here?
[18:44] Nagatoro
    Weird... I wonder why...
[18:47] Nagatoro
    So I took a closer look, and...
[18:50] Nagatoro
    It wasn't a scarecrow, it was Senpai!
[18:56] Nagatoro
    "Who you calling a scarecrow?!"
[19:00] Nagatoro
    See? Easy, right?
[19:02] Senpai
    That's all it takes?
[19:05] Nagatoro
    You aren't a comedian. You don't
    have to do anything special.
[19:08] Nagatoro
    Just go with the flow and give them a slap.
[19:13] Senpai
    I see.
[19:15] Nagatoro
    You're so creepy, Senpai.
[19:19] Nagatoro
    So creepy.
[19:20] Nagatoro
    So creepy.
[19:26] Senpai
    Shup!
[19:30] Senpai
    I think I can fight back a bit.
[19:34] Nagatoro
    Okay, let's keep going.
[19:36] Nagatoro
    You have to do it yourself this time.
[19:39] Senpai
    O-Okay.
[19:43] Nagatoro
    Thank you! Thank you!
[19:45] Nagatoro
    Sorry for calling you creepy earlier, Senpai.
[19:49] Senpai
    It's fine.
[19:52] Nagatoro
    You're not so much creepy as you are funny.
[19:57] Nagatoro
    Your hair's funny, too.
[19:59] Nagatoro
    It's so fluffy.
[20:00] Nagatoro
    Like a sheep that's about
    to get eaten by a wolf.
[20:03] Nagatoro
    Is it shearing season yet?
[20:06] Nagatoro
    Want me to help you?
[20:09] Nagatoro
    I'll go through it with electric clippers.
[20:11] Nagatoro
    Fluffy, fluffy, buzz!
[20:12] Nagatoro
    Fluffy, fluffy, buzz!
[20:13] Nagatoro
    Fluffy, fluffy, buzz!
[20:15] Nagatoro
    Fluffy, fluffy, buzz!
[20:16] Nagatoro
    Fluffy, fluffy, buzz!
[20:18] Nagatoro
    Come on, Senpai!
[20:19] Nagatoro
    Smack me!
[20:22] Nagatoro
    Senpai?
[20:30] Senpai
    Y-You didn't have to take it so far.
[20:39] Nagatoro
    Sorry.
[20:57] Nagatoro
    What's wrong? Why so pouty?
[20:59] Nagatoro
    You are kind of gross, Senpai.
[21:02] Nagatoro
    What's this? Are you crying again?
[21:05] Senpai
    I-I'm not crying.
[21:07] Nagatoro
    Come on, the smack!
[21:10] Nagatoro
    You have to go at it!
[21:13] Nagatoro
    Come on, Senpai!
[21:17] Senpai
    Shut up!
[21:24] Senpai
    S-S-S-Sorry!
[21:32] Nagatoro
    I-I knew you could do it, Senpai.
[21:35] Nagatoro
    But you're supposed to smack here.
[21:37] Nagatoro
    Or did you...
[21:40] Nagatoro
    hit me there on purpose,
[21:42] Nagatoro
    you pervert?
[21:44] Senpai
    N-No...
[21:45] Nagatoro
    C-Come on, that's where you're
    supposed to give me a smack.
[21:48] Nagatoro
    "Hell, no!"
[21:49] Senpai
    Spare me, already!
[23:25] Nagatoro
    Points of improvement for today!
[23:27] Nagatoro
    You said you aren't my boyfriend,
    but what are you, then?
[23:30] Senpai
    Well... friends or something.
[23:32] Nagatoro
    Would you look at your friend's underwear,
    go to their place, or expect a kiss?
[23:35] Senpai
    Well...
[23:36] Nagatoro
    Would you expect something
    sexy from your friends? Well?

E4 - You're All Red, Senpai / Senpai, You Could Be a Little More...

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[00:07] Senpai
    It's been a while since
    I did an oil painting.
[00:12] Senpai
    My hands get dirty every time.
[00:15] Nagatoro
    Pardon me, Senpai.
[00:18] Senpai
    N-Nagatoro!
[00:19] Nagatoro
    I spilled juice, and now
    my hands are all sticky.
[00:22] Senpai
    Keep your hands away!
[00:23] Nagatoro
    Come on. Scoot over a bit.
[00:26] Senpai
    Why do you have to use the same tap?
[00:28] Nagatoro
    Why not? Come on.
[00:46] Nagatoro
    What's up, Senpai?
[00:48] Senpai
    No, I was j-just thinking
    it's really cramped here.
[00:52] Nagatoro
    I know, right? It's cramped.
[00:58] Nagatoro
    Hey, Senpai...
[01:01] Senpai
    What?
[01:02] Nagatoro
    The way we're washing our hands
    next to each other...
[01:07] Nagatoro
    Kinda makes it seem like we're taking
    a bath together before sex, huh?
[01:10] Senpai
    Huh?!
[01:11] Senpai
    S-S-Stop talking like that!
[01:17] Nagatoro
    Your face is all red, Senpai!
[01:21] Senpai
    S-S-S-S-Sorry!
[01:25] Nagatoro
    Senpai...
[01:27] Senpai
    H-Hey... What are you doing?
[01:32] Nagatoro
    Why don't we try it out?
[01:35] Senpai
    T-T-Try what?
[01:38] Nagatoro
    Washing each other.
[01:43] Nagatoro
    There! There! There! There!
[01:51] Nagatoro
    He's getting away!
[01:52] Senpai
    Damn it!
[01:53] Senpai
    I can't t-take this anymore!
[01:57] Nagatoro
    Senpai! You still have suds on your hands.
[02:01] Senpai
    I'll wash them in the bathroom!
SIGN    DON'T TOY WITH ME,
SIGN    DON'T TOY WITH ME,
SIGN    DON'T TOY WITH ME,
SIGN    DON'T TOY WITH ME,
SIGN    MISS NAGATORO
SIGN    MISS NAGATORO
SIGN    MISS NAGATORO
SIGN    MISS NAGATORO
SIGN    DON'T TOY WITH ME, MISS NAGATORO
SIGN    DON'T TOY WITH ME, MISS NAGATORO
SIGN    DON'T TOY WITH ME, MISS NAGATORO
SIGN    You're All Red, Senpai
SIGN    Art Room
[03:49] Senpai
    The club room is definitely
    the best place to eat.
[03:57] Senpai
    She's here...
[03:58] Senpai
    It's she who disturbs the peace.
[04:01] Gamo
    'Sup, Paisen?
[04:03] ---
    Sup!
[04:04] Senpai
    Nagatoro's friends!
[04:06] Yoshi
    Is Hayacchi not here?
[04:09] Gamo
    So this is your love nest, huh?
[04:12] Gamo
    So sketchy.
[04:14] Yoshi
    Love nest!
[04:15] Yoshi
    Sketchy!
[04:16] Senpai
    Th-This is my club room.
    You can't just walk in.
[04:20] Gamo
    Wow, is this the loner's lunch
    that I've heard so much about?
[04:23] Yoshi
    Poor loner.
[04:25] Senpai
    That's none of your business.
[04:37] Senpai
    Nagatoro isn't even here.
    What are they doing?
[04:41] Senpai
    I wish they'd leave already.
[04:44] Gamo
    Want to do the thing?
[04:45] Yoshi
    Shall we?
[04:48] Gamo
    Hey, Paisen, have you squeezed
    someone's boobs before?
[04:57] Gamo
    He does have good reactions!
[05:00] Yoshi
    He's so funny.
[05:03] Senpai
    Why would you even ask that?
[05:05] Gamo
    Nah, I just heard that
    you're a closet perv, so...
[05:09] Yoshi
    Giggle, giggle, giggle!
[05:10] Senpai
    I-I'm not!
[05:11] Gamo
    But you're a virgin,
[05:14] Gamo
    and you've never even played with
    someone's boobs. I feel bad for you.
[05:18] Yoshi
    I pity you!
[05:21] Gamo
    Hey, Paisen...
[05:22] Gamo
    Want to touch my boobs?
[05:26] Gamo
    Well?
[05:28] Gamo
    Well?
[05:28] Gamo
    Well? Well?
[05:30] Gamo
    Well? Well?
[05:32] Gamo
    Well? Well?
[05:34] Yoshi
    Well? Well?
[05:35] Yoshi
    Well? Well?
[05:37] Gamo
    Paisen...
[05:39] Yoshi
    Senpai...
[05:41] Gamo
    Paisen...
[05:43] Yoshi
    Senpai...
[05:47] Gamo
    He's running away!
[05:58] Gamo
    You don't have to hold back, Paisen.
[06:02] Senpai
    W-Wait...
[06:05] Senpai
    S-Stop it!
[06:07] Gamo
    Come on!
[06:09] Gamo
    Paisen!
[06:20] Senpai
    I was forced to touch her breast.
SIGN    An
[06:28] Voice
    Anpan.
SIGN    An
[06:31] Senpai
    Bean buns?!
[06:35] Gamo
    Did you think you got to touch my boobs?
[06:38] Gamo
    How did my boobs feel under your hand?
[06:41] Yoshi
    Under your hand?
[06:45] Nagatoro
    What was that about your boobs?
[06:52] Gamo
    N-Nagatoro...
[06:55] Nagatoro
    Looks like you're having fun.
[07:02] Gamo
    Smell ya later!
[07:03] Yoshi
    Smell ya later!
[07:06] Senpai
    Th-Thanks.
[07:08] Senpai
    They just barged in, and...
SIGN    An
[07:23] Nagatoro
    You squeezed her boobs?
[07:26] Nagatoro
    Good for you.
[07:29] Nagatoro
    You're a closet perv, after all.
[07:32] Senpai
    No. No, no, no, no, no...
[07:36] Nagatoro
    Good for you for getting
    to squeeze her boobs.
[07:39] Senpai
    I never did!
[07:41] Senpai
    It wasn't her boobs!
[07:43] Senpai
    It was a bean bun.
[07:56] Nagatoro
    A bean bun?!
[08:00] Nagatoro
    You didn't get a chance to squeeze boobs?!
[08:06] Nagatoro
    Poor Senpai!
[08:09] Senpai
    I d-didn't actually want...
[08:14] Nagatoro
    Then...
[08:16] Nagatoro
    What would you say if I said
    you could squeeze mine?
[08:20] Senpai
    I s-said I don't want to.
[08:24] Nagatoro
    Are you sure?
[08:26] Nagatoro
    Really?
[08:34] Senpai
    That's...
[08:36] Senpai
    the legendary rare item:
    the premium bean bun!
[08:39] Senpai
    Rumor has it that it has a soft, supple texture
    that you wouldn't even believe is a bean bun.
[08:47] Nagatoro
    I finally got one.
[08:49] Nagatoro
    Want a taste?
[08:51] Senpai
    A-A taste?
[08:54] Nagatoro
    Between Gamo-chan's bean bun
    and my premium bean bun...
[08:58] Nagatoro
    Wouldn't you like to find
    out which one's softer?
[09:04] Senpai
    Well...
[09:05] Senpai
    I do, but...
[09:14] Nagatoro
    Bean bun guessing game!
[09:17] Nagatoro
    Well?!
[09:19] Nagatoro
    Go ahead and squeeze them and guess
    which one's the premium bean bun!
[09:23] Nagatoro
    If you guess right, you can have it.
[09:26] Senpai
    S-Squeeze them?!
[09:30] Senpai
    I can't...
[09:32] Nagatoro
    They're just bean buns.
[09:34] Nagatoro
    Are you having naughty thoughts?
[09:38] Nagatoro
    See? They're just buns!
[09:42] Senpai
    Sh-She's right.
[09:44] Senpai
    They're just buns.
    I have nothing to be ashamed of.
[09:47] Nagatoro
    Go ahead.
[10:00] Senpai
    It's just bread.
[10:02] Senpai
    It's just bread.
[10:05] Senpai
    It's so soft.
[10:07] Senpai
    Is this the premium one?
[10:09] Nagatoro
    What's wrong?
[10:10] Nagatoro
    You're all red, Senpai.
[10:13] Nagatoro
    And you're just squeezing a bean bun.
[10:16] Nagatoro
    That's so weird.
[10:21] Senpai
    Let's try this one, then.
[10:28] Senpai
    This one's even softer.
[10:30] Senpai
    No... it's soft, but it's
    almost too bouncy to be bread.
[10:36] Senpai
    Which is it?
[10:38] Nagatoro
    H-Hey!
[10:40] Senpai
    I see!
[10:41] Senpai
    Not only is it soft and
    supple, it's also bouncy!
[10:46] Senpai
    I got it!
[10:48] Senpai
    This is the premium bean bread!
[11:03] Senpai
    S-S-S-S-S-S-Sorry!
[11:19] Nagatoro
    It's so soft and supple.
[11:22] Nagatoro
    It's premium, after all.
[11:24] Senpai
    Sure.
SIGN    DON'T TOY WITH ME, MISS NAGATORO
SIGN    Premium Bean Buns
SIGN    Senpai, You Could Be a Little More...
[11:47] Senpai
    Nagatoro's late.
[11:53] (Flashback) Senpai
    I think I'll call it a day.
[11:55] (Flashback) Nagatoro
    Senpai.
[11:59] (Flashback) Nagatoro
    Want me to model for you tomorrow?
[12:02] (Flashback) Nagatoro
    You never drew me last time when
    I was wearing that swimsuit.
[12:05] (Flashback) Senpai
    No, it's okay.
[12:07] (Flashback) Senpai
    I'm planning on drawing an apple tomorrow.
[12:13] (Flashback) Nagatoro
    Apples and bananas are always
    going to be there for you to draw.
[12:18] (Flashback) Nagatoro
    I'm a high school girl over here.
[12:20] (Flashback) Nagatoro
    A high school girl!
[12:21] (Flashback) Nagatoro
    Have you heard of a thing
    called scarcity value?
[12:24] (Flashback) Senpai
    Fine, fine.
[12:27] (Flashback) Senpai
    I'll draw you.
[12:32] Senpai
    I mean, if she's not coming,
     that's okay, too.
[12:39] Nagatoro
    One and two, one and two...
[12:42] Nagatoro
    One and two, one and two, one and two...
[12:47] Nagatoro
    One and two, one and two...
[12:53] Senpai
    What are you doing?
[12:57] Nagatoro
    The crafts club didn't need this
    sofa anymore, so they gave it to me.
[13:00] Nagatoro
    The chair here was so hard and uncomfortable.
[13:05] Nagatoro
    See?
[13:06] Nagatoro
    It's nice and soft.
[13:10] Senpai
    I never asked you to bring
    that into my club room.
[13:15] Nagatoro
    What's up?
[13:16] Nagatoro
    I saw you staring pensively
    out the window earlier, too.
[13:22] Guy A
    Yes!
[13:24] Nagatoro
    Hosokawa-kun from the
    baseball team's killing it again.
[13:28] Nagatoro
    They say he's a superstar who'll
    become a professional player for sure.
[13:31] Nagatoro
    It's hard to believe he's
    the same age as you.
[13:35] Senpai
    Shut up. Why do you care?
[13:38] Nagatoro
    Oh? I got a hint of jealousy
    from you just now.
[13:42] Senpai
    I'm not jealous.
[13:45] Senpai
    But it must be fun getting so much
    praise from the people around you.
[13:50] Nagatoro
    Do you want praise, too, Senpai?
[13:53] Senpai
    Sure, a little bit.
[13:56] Senpai
    I don't really have any talents to praise, though.
[14:03] Senpai
    And all she ever does is mess with me.
[14:07] Nagatoro
    Do you praise people at all, then, Senpai?
[14:13] Senpai
    Not really.
[14:14] Nagatoro
    Talents aside, if you want praise,
    you have to give praise first.
[14:21] Nagatoro
    He who never praises receives no praise!
[14:27] Nagatoro
    So with that said...
[14:31] Nagatoro
    Try praising me.
[14:35] Senpai
    How did it come to this?
[14:37] Nagatoro
    Everything is worth a shot.
[14:39] Nagatoro
    Ready?
[14:40] Nagatoro
    Come on.
[14:42] Senpai
    What am I supposed to praise you for?
[14:45] Senpai
    Her face... is on the cute side, I think?
[14:50] Senpai
    But I couldn't say that to her face.
[14:53] Senpai
    She has nice, slender legs.
[14:56] Senpai
    That would be sexual harassment.
[14:58] Senpai
    Her hair smells nice.
[15:01] Senpai
    That sounds creepy.
[15:05] Senpai
    Y-Your hair is smooth and n-nice.
[15:11] Nagatoro
    "And nice"!
[15:14] Senpai
    S-Stop laughing!
[15:16] Nagatoro
    Sorry, praise me more.
[15:21] Senpai
    You have a light step, which is nice.
[15:24] Nagatoro
    "Light step"!
[15:25] Nagatoro
    Whoosh! Whoosh! Whoosh!
[15:29] Nagatoro
    Come on! More!
[15:30] Nagatoro
    More!
[15:34] Senpai
    That kick you did the first day I met you...
[15:39] Senpai
    was badass.
[15:50] Nagatoro
    Th-Thanks.
[15:57] Nagatoro
    Since you said lots of
    nice things about me...
[16:02] Nagatoro
    I'll praise you this time, Senpai.
[16:12] Senpai
    You don't need to try so hard if
    I've got nothing worth praising!
[16:16] Nagatoro
    I'm kidding.
[16:17] Nagatoro
    I'm kidding.
[16:21] Nagatoro
    Your face is funny.
[16:24] Nagatoro
    You make lots of interesting
    expressions, Senpai.
[16:27] Nagatoro
    And if I stare at you long enough,
    you start twitching under your eyes.
[16:43] Nagatoro
    See? You're twitching under your eyes!
[16:45] Senpai
    I-It's just because my eye is itchy.
[16:51] Nagatoro
    Senpai's crying again.
[16:54] Senpai
    What? I'm not crying!
[16:55] Nagatoro
    Fwoosh!
[16:57] Nagatoro
    Are you sure?
[17:00] Senpai
    Okay, stop it!
[17:01] Senpai
    Weren't you going to model for me?
[17:03] Senpai
    Let's get started.
[17:04] Nagatoro
    Okay.
[17:08] Nagatoro
    How should I pose?
[17:09] Nagatoro
    Since we have this sofa...
[17:11] Nagatoro
    Something like this?
[17:16] Nagatoro
    Or like this?
[17:19] Nagatoro
    Look, look.
[17:22] Nagatoro
    What do you think, Senpai?
[17:29] Nagatoro
    Well?
[17:32] Senpai
    Could you stop that and just pose normally?!
[17:34] Nagatoro
    Okay.
[17:48] Senpai
    I don't get it, though...
[17:51] Senpai
    Why does Nagatoro keep
    wanting me to draw her?
[18:02] Nagatoro
    Fwip.
[18:05] Nagatoro
    What's wrong?
[18:07] Nagatoro
    You're all red, Senpai.
[18:09] Nagatoro
    Hurry up and draw me.
[18:12] Senpai
    No, your h-hemline...
[18:14] Nagatoro
    My hemline?
[18:16] Senpai
    It's curling up.
[18:18] Senpai
    You should fix it.
[18:19] Nagatoro
    Jeez, Senpai, you creep.
[18:31] Nagatoro
    Senpai, you haven't gotten
    anywhere, have you?
[18:35] Senpai
    I-I can't focus because you keep moving.
[18:40] Nagatoro
    Look at him, blaming me.
[18:42] Nagatoro
    Are you sure there isn't another
    reason why you can't focus?
[18:50] Nagatoro
    I'm starting to get sleepy.
[18:54] Nagatoro
    You don't mind me changing my pose
    since you haven't started yet, right?
[18:58] Senpai
    Sure, whatever.
[19:00] Nagatoro
    I'll give you reward if you draw me well.
[19:03] Senpai
    You don't have to do that.
[19:06] Senpai
    I bet it's some kind of dare again.
[19:10] Nagatoro
    That's only because you
    never have the guts, Senpai.
[19:16] Senpai
    The guts?
[19:18] Nagatoro
    Senpai, you could be a little more...
[19:42] Senpai
    She's asleep.
[20:25] Senpai
    I managed to finish it.
[20:29] Senpai
    But I rushed through it.
[20:31] Senpai
    So I made a ton of mistakes.
[20:35] Senpai
    If Nagatoro saw this...
[20:38] Nagatoro
    I see.
[20:41] Senpai
    I'm not done yet!
[20:42] Nagatoro
    Time's up.
[20:45] Nagatoro
    And now, time for your reward!
[20:48] Nagatoro
    Okay, close your eyes, please.
[20:52] Nagatoro
    Hurry up.
[20:56] Nagatoro
    Here we go.
[20:59] Senpai
    She's just going to flick my
    forehead or something again.
[21:05] Senpai
    What?
[21:06] Senpai
    I felt something soft on my lips.
[21:10] Nagatoro
    What does that taste like, Senpai?
[21:14] Nagatoro
    Taste?
[21:33] Nagatoro
    What are you doing?
    Trying to get your tongue in?!
[21:35] Nagatoro
    You're a million years away
    from being able to kiss me.
[21:39] Senpai
    I-I wasn't trying to get my tongue in.
[21:43] Senpai
    You said "taste," so...
[21:45] Nagatoro
    Though...
[21:49] Nagatoro
    I like this drawing.
[23:25] Nagatoro
    You know what you need to
    improve on today, right?
[23:28] Senpai
    I-I, um, well...
[23:30] Senpai
    Your...
[23:31] Nagatoro
    My...
[23:32] Senpai
    Your b-breasts...
[23:34] Nagatoro
    My breasts...?
[23:35] Senpai
    M-M-M-M-Momotaro!
[23:38] Nagatoro
    Whoops, I broke him.

E5 - Senpai's Poofball / Thanks, Senpai!

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SIGN    Art Room
[00:04] Nagatoro
    Hey, Senpai.
[00:06] Nagatoro
    You're looking as gross as ever.
[00:14] Nagatoro
    Gross! Gross! Grossy-gross!
[00:16] Nagatoro
    Gross! Grossy-gross!
[00:17] Nagatoro
    You're so gross, Senpai.
[00:24] Gamo
    He's not that gross, is he?
[00:28] Yoshi
    Not gross.
[00:32] Gamo
    Let's go hang out, Paisen.
[00:35] Gamo
    It beats being around Hayacchi and
    being called gross, doesn't it?
[00:38] Yoshi
    Doesn't it?
[00:44] Senpai
    True.
[00:46] Senpai
    It does.
[00:50] Gamo
    That's the spirit.
[00:53] Yoshi
    The spirit.
[00:56] Senpai
    Later, Nagatoro.
[01:08] Senpai
    I-Is something wrong?
[01:13] Nagatoro
    Nothing.
[01:18] Nagatoro
    Did you bring this here for me?
[01:21] Senpai
    I-I couldn't have you catching a cold.
[01:24] Senpai
    Th-There happened to be a spare sheet, so...
[01:30] Nagatoro
    You're not that gross today, Senpai.
[01:34] Senpai
    Is that supposed to be a compliment?
SIGN    DON'T TOY WITH ME,
SIGN    DON'T TOY WITH ME,
SIGN    DON'T TOY WITH ME,
SIGN    DON'T TOY WITH ME,
SIGN    MISS NAGATORO
SIGN    MISS NAGATORO
SIGN    MISS NAGATORO
SIGN    MISS NAGATORO
SIGN    DON'T TOY WITH ME, MISS NAGATORO
SIGN    DON'T TOY WITH ME, MISS NAGATORO
SIGN    DON'T TOY WITH ME, MISS NAGATORO
SIGN    Senpai's Poofball
[03:20] Senpai
    She's looking at me!
[03:22] Senpai
    She's going to say something weird again.
[03:25] Nagatoro
    I bet you're sensitive, Senpai.
[03:28] Senpai
    H-How?
[03:30] Nagatoro
    In more ways than one.
[03:31] Nagatoro
    You're a virgin, too.
[03:33] Nagatoro
    You'd probably make funny
    noises if I tickled you.
[03:38] Nagatoro
    Like that.
[03:39] Senpai
    What? I'm p-pretty ordinary.
[03:42] Senpai
    I'm ordinary.
[03:46] Nagatoro
    Shall we find out, then?
[03:55] Senpai
    Wait! S-S-Stop!
[04:11] Nagatoro
    I knew it. Senpai's sensitive.
[04:13] Senpai
    What? What about you, then?
[04:17] Nagatoro
    I'm not ticklish at all.
[04:22] Nagatoro
    Want to find out?
[04:24] Nagatoro
    Then again, there's no way
    you're going to tickle a girl.
[04:29] Nagatoro
    That's way too much for a virgin
    like you, right, Senpai?
[04:35] Senpai
    I-I could tickle you, no problem.
[04:40] Nagatoro
    Oh, really?
[04:55] Nagatoro
    Okay, go ahead.
[05:00] Nagatoro
    You can tickle me, Senpai.
[05:10] Nagatoro
    Mercy!
[05:32] Nagatoro
    Just kidding!
[05:33] Nagatoro
    Let's not.
[05:36] Nagatoro
    You had creeper eyes.
[05:40] Nagatoro
    Oh, yeah. There's a video
    I wanted to show you.
[05:44] Senpai
    Wh-What video?
[05:46] Nagatoro
    Doesn't this video give you the feels?
[05:50] Senpai
    A sheep?
[05:53] Nagatoro
    Look at all that poofy wool get sheared off.
[05:56] Nagatoro
    Isn't there something thrilling about it?
[06:00] Senpai
    I-I guess it's kind of satisfying to watch.
[06:04] Nagatoro
    Right?
[06:05] Nagatoro
    The feels!
[06:06] Nagatoro
    The feels!
[06:12] Nagatoro
    Your hair's getting pretty long, too, Senpai.
[06:15] Senpai
    Yeah.
[06:16] Senpai
    I haven't been to the barber shop in a while.
[06:33] Nagatoro
    Do you ever get your hair sheared?
[06:35] Senpai
    What?!
[06:36] Senpai
    I'm not a sheep!
[06:38] Nagatoro
    I mean, you kind of are.
[06:42] Nagatoro
    You're going to have a hard time seeing
    if you don't do something about it.
[06:46] Senpai
    I'll go to the barber shop tomorrow.
[06:49] Nagatoro
    The barber shop?
[06:51] Senpai
    Jeez.
[06:55] Nagatoro
    I'll give you a hand.
[06:59] Nagatoro
    With shearing.
[07:03] Senpai
    Why do you have that?!
[07:06] Nagatoro
    I borrowed it from my brother and just
     happened to have it with me.
[07:09] Nagatoro
    That's all.
[07:11] Senpai
    Lies!
[07:12] Nagatoro
    Imagine how satisfying it'd be to
    shear off all of Senpai's poofball!
[07:20] Senpai
    I said I'm not a sheep!
[07:22] Nagatoro
    Can't I? Please?
[07:25] Senpai
    No!
[07:26] Nagatoro
    Just a little bit?
[07:27] Nagatoro
    Just the tip! Come on!
[07:32] Senpai
    No way!
[07:33] Senpai
    I've never had my hair cut so short at
    the barber that they'd ever use a shaver!
[07:40] Nagatoro
    Nuts.
[07:43] Nagatoro
    Fine, with scissors, then.
[07:47] Senpai
    I-I don't think that's a job for a beginner.
[07:50] Nagatoro
    I'm pretty good at cutting hair.
[07:54] Senpai
    Are you sure?
[07:56] Nagatoro
    I'm sure.
[07:58] Nagatoro
    I cut my brother's hair at home sometimes.
[08:01] Senpai
    But it's a lot of work.
[08:03] Senpai
    I can't ask you to do that.
[08:06] Nagatoro
    It's fine.
[08:08] Nagatoro
    It'll be quick.
[08:09] Nagatoro
    I'll just give you a trim.
[08:14] Senpai
    Nagatoro...
[08:18] ---
    Cutting my hair...
[08:20] Senpai
    I guess just a trim wouldn't hurt.
[08:24] Nagatoro
    I've got this!
[08:25] Nagatoro
    I'm only going to improve
    your hair just a little.
[08:29] Nagatoro
    I feel sorry for you having
    to walk around like that.
[08:32] Senpai
    You didn't need to say that!
[08:35] Nagatoro
    Okay, let's start.
[08:40] Nagatoro
    Hello?
[08:41] Gamo
    Hayacchi? I'll return those
    math notes I borrowed off you.
[08:45] Yoshi
    Return!
[08:46] Nagatoro
    Oh, you can give them back to me tomorrow.
[08:48] Gamo
    We'll be waiting in class.
[08:50] Yoshi
    We'll be waiting—
[08:53] Senpai
    If you have to be somewhere,
    we can do it next time.
[08:57] Nagatoro
    Just a second.
[08:59] Nagatoro
    I'll be right back.
[09:01] Senpai
    O-Okay.
SIGN    Art Room
[09:16] Senpai
    She's right, though. It's gotten pretty long.
[09:20] ---
    Eh? That was fast—
[09:23] Gamo
    'Sup.
[09:24] Yoshi
    'Sup, Senpai!
[09:26] Senpai
    Nagatoro's friends!
[09:29] Senpai
    Um, Nagatoro's not here right now.
[09:31] Gamo
    I know.
[09:34] Senpai
    Why are you here, then?
[09:36] Yoshi
    Sniff, sniff...
[09:37] Gamo
    This love nest sure does smell weird.
[09:40] Yoshi
    A nasty smell?
[09:42] Senpai
    It's the smell of oil paints!
[09:48] Yoshi
    A shaver?
[09:50] Senpai
    Nagatoro said she'd cut my hair.
[10:02] Gamo
    We'll give you a hand.
[10:04] Yoshi
    We will!
[10:06] Senpai
    No, er...
[10:13] Nagatoro
    Huh?
[10:15] Nagatoro
    Gamo-chan? Yoshi?
[10:19] Senpai
    W-Wait!
[10:24] Senpai
    H-Hey!
[10:26] Senpai
    Your phone!
[10:27] Senpai
    Your phone's ringing!
[10:29] Gamo
    It's okay.
[10:31] Gamo
    It's not an important call.
[10:33] Yoshi
    Nope!
[10:36] Senpai
    Stop!
[10:38] Gamo
    Don't worry. I'm just going
    to trim the edges.
[10:42] Yoshi
    Like Xavier!
[10:50] Yoshi
    He's spinning! Really fast!
[10:52] Gamo
    He's a dog!
[10:53] Gamo
    Damn it! Hold him down!
[10:55] Yoshi
    Got it!
[10:57] Senpai
    N-No!
[10:59] Senpai
    I said s-stop!
[11:04] Senpai
    N-No! I promised Nagatoro
    that sh-she could cut it!
[11:11] Gamo
    You keep saying "Nagatoro"...
[11:14] Gamo
    Do you really deserve that?
[11:16] Yoshi
    Do you?
[11:22] Nagatoro
    Ahem.
[11:34] Senpai
    N-Nagatoro...
[11:38] Senpai
    U-Um...
[11:40] Senpai
    I don't know what's going on,
     but please don't fight.
[11:44] Gamo
    Have it.
[11:50] Gamo
    Let's bounce!
[11:51] Yoshi
    Let's bounce!
[12:19] Senpai
    Don't cut it too short.
[12:22] Nagatoro
    I know.
[12:25] Nagatoro
    How about like Ikkyu-san short?
[12:27] Senpai
    That's way too short.
[12:31] Nagatoro
    How's about that?
[12:34] Nagatoro
    Well?
[12:35] Senpai
    Y-Yeah.
[12:37] Senpai
    I think that looks good.
[12:42] Senpai
    Th-Thanks.
[12:48] Nagatoro
    Although a little bit of a haircut isn't
    going to change how creepy you are.
[12:55] Senpai
    Oh, shut up!
SIGN    DON'T TOY WITH ME,
    MISS NAGATORO
SIGN    DON'T TOY WITH ME,
    MISS NAGATORO
SIGN    Thanks, Senpai!
[13:25] Nagatoro
    It's so hot...
[13:26] Senpai
    Yeah...
[13:27] Senpai
    Weren't you just being worked
    really hard at your club?
[13:30] Senpai
    You should take it easy.
[13:32] Nagatoro
    I know, Senpai!
[13:33] Nagatoro
    Let's go get some shaved ice.
[13:35] Senpai
    Shaved ice, huh?
[13:37] Senpai
    That sounds good.
[13:38] Nagatoro
    There's a shop I like that way.
[13:44] Senpai
    The fluffy, poofy ice towering
    over you is like...
[13:56] Senpai
    The Mt. Everest of shaved ice!
[14:12] Nagatoro
    It wasn't anything like
    this last time I was here!
[14:17] Senpai
    This shop was featured on TV yesterday.
SIGN    Asanandesu
SIGN    Top 100 shaved ice shops
    Number 1!
[14:20] Nagatoro
    Seriously?!
[14:24] Nagatoro
    It was a great hole-in-the-wall...
[14:26] Nagatoro
    but now everyone knows about it.
[14:30] Senpai
    What do we do?
[14:31] Senpai
    I don't feel like getting in this huge line.
[14:37] Nagatoro
    We're lining up, Senpai!
[14:40] Senpai
    H-Hey!
[14:42] Nagatoro
    It's for fluffy shaved ice!
[14:44] Nagatoro
    We'll survive it through sheer force of will!
[14:47] Senpai
    I wouldn't mind just getting
    convenience store ice cream.
[14:56] Nagatoro
    Convenience store ice cream?
SIGN    Made with Natural Water
SIGN    Shaved Ice
[15:03] Senpai
    F-Fine.
[15:04] Senpai
    We'll line up.
[15:17] Senpai
    The line hasn't moved at all.
[15:21] Nagatoro
    Willpower!
[15:22] Nagatoro
    Endure it with willpower!
[15:25] Senpai
    There's a lineup behind us, too.
[16:02] Senpai
    Are you all right?
[16:06] Senpai
    Maybe you should leave the
    line and rest in the shade.
[16:09] Nagatoro
    No, I can still manage.
[16:32] Nagatoro
    H-Hey! Senpai!
[16:35] Nagatoro
    What are you doing?!
[16:48] Senpai
    H-Here.
[16:50] Senpai
    Y-You need to stay hydrated,
    or you're going to get heat stroke.
[16:57] Nagatoro
    Y-Yeah.
[16:59] Nagatoro
    Thanks, Senpai.
[17:13] Nagatoro
    Fully charged!
[17:20] Nagatoro
    Fluffy shaved ice...
[17:22] Senpai
    Want to line up again?
[17:24] Nagatoro
    Nah, I'll give up for now.
[17:27] Nagatoro
    Let's come back when it's not as busy.
[17:31] Nagatoro
    Senpai, wait here for a bit.
[17:55] Nagatoro
    You're so sensitive, Senpai.
[17:59] Nagatoro
    Here.
[18:02] Nagatoro
    This is for earlier.
[18:09] Senpai
    Thanks.
[18:16] Nagatoro
    In blazing sunshine
[18:17] Nagatoro
    Convenience store ice cream
[18:19] Nagatoro
    Is unbeatable.
[18:20] Senpai
    A haiku?
[18:24] Nagatoro
    Here, Senpai. Say "ah."
[18:27] Senpai
    I-It's fine.
[18:28] Senpai
    I can feed myself.
[18:30] Nagatoro
    Senpai's embarrassed!
[18:38] Nagatoro
    Summer break starts tomorrow.
[18:41] Senpai
    Yeah.
[18:41] Senpai
    It is.
[18:44] Nagatoro
    Now that I'm helping out with the swim club,
[18:47] ---
    that's going to be my life
    for the whole summer.
[18:49] Senpai
    Oh, yeah?
[18:52] Senpai
    Summer break, huh?
[18:54] Senpai
    What should I do?
[18:55] Senpai
    I played the newest Last Quest*.
[18:58] Senpai
    And I need to watch Season 2 of Yuramiko.
[19:00] Senpai
    And I need to finish my oil paintings.
[19:05] Senpai
    I guess this girl won't be messing with*
    me anymore once it's summer break.
[19:12] Nagatoro
    Can I have some tea?
SIGN    Hitoen
SIGN    Tea
[19:27] Nagatoro
    Thanks.
[19:28] Senpai
    S-Sure.
[19:30] Nagatoro
    Hey, Senpai...
[19:32] Nagatoro
    Want to exchange contacts?
[19:36] Senpai
    I-I wouldn't mind, I guess.
[19:40] Senpai
    I don't do this kind of thing much.
[19:44] Senpai
    It seems like a pain dealing with read
    notifications and not ignoring them and stuff.
[19:49] Nagatoro
    I thought you wouldn't, since you're a loner.
[19:52] Senpai
    Shut up.
[19:54] Senpai
    Here.
[19:56] Nagatoro
    There we go.
[19:58] Nagatoro
    I got a loner's ID!
[20:01] Senpai
    Y-You're not going to get anything
    good out of connecting with me.
[20:05] Nagatoro
    I don't think that's true.
[20:20] Nagatoro
    I added the loner's ID to my favorites.
[20:25] Nagatoro
    So now, if I ever get the sense that
    you're thinking about something pervy...
[20:33] Nagatoro
    I can send you this sticker!
SIGN    Perv!
SIGN    Perv!
[20:36] Nagatoro
    Isn't that awesome?!
[20:39] Senpai
    That's just annoying.
[20:47] Nagatoro
    See you, Senpai.
[20:49] Senpai
    Yeah, l-later.
[21:18] Senpai
    No, this was mine to begin with.
SIGN    Perv!
SIGN    Perv!
SIGN    Perv!
SIGN    Perv!
[21:37] Nagatoro
    You're such a perv, Senpai.
[21:42] Senpai
    I-I'm not a perv!
[21:44] Senpai
    I haven't done anything pervy!
[21:47] Nagatoro
    Are you sure?
[21:49] Senpai
    Y-Yes.
[21:50] Nagatoro
    Are you sure?
[23:26] Nagatoro
    What do you need to improve on today?
[23:28] Senpai
    Wh-What?
[23:28] Nagatoro
    Your "aiee!" scream was so creepy.
[23:31] Senpai
    Shut up.
[23:32] Nagatoro
    Can I hear it again?
[23:33] Nagatoro
    Come on!
[23:36] Gamo
    Are those guys okay?
[23:37] Yoshi
    C-Crazy...

E6 - You're Such a Wimp, Senpai ♥ / Senpai! Let's Go to the Beach!!

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[00:02] Sakura
    Wake up.
[00:04] Sakura
    Wake up, Senpai-kun.
[00:15] Sakura
    You're finally awake.
[00:27] Senpai
    Wh-Where am I?
[00:31] Sakura
    This is Chichibu Nagatoro.
[00:39] Sakura
    Congratulations.
[00:40] Sakura
    You have been chosen to be
    the savior of this world.
[00:46] Senpai
    What?
[00:48] Senpai
    Who are you?
[00:50] Senpai
    Savior?
[00:51] Senpai
    What are you talking about?
[00:53] Sakura
    There's a really bad demon lord on the loose.
[00:57] Sakura
    Things are looking pretty bad.
[00:59] Sakura
    Help us.
[01:01] Senpai
    Sorry, but I don't have any suitable powers.
[01:14] Sakura
    Sniff, sniff...
[01:16] Sakura
    Wow!
[01:18] Sakura
    You're qualified to become a great wizard.
[01:22] Senpai
    A great wizard?
[01:23] Sakura
    Yup.
[01:24] Sakura
    You have a unique skille
    called "Virgin for Life."
[01:30] Senpai
    I'm not happy about that at all.
[01:33] Sakura
    So, anyway, here.
[01:37] Senpai
    Wh-What do I do with this?
[01:37] Sakura
    Quit grumbling and go help us!
[01:49] Sakura
    Off you go.
SIGN    DON'T TOY WITH ME,
SIGN    DON'T TOY WITH ME,
SIGN    DON'T TOY WITH ME,
SIGN    DON'T TOY WITH ME,
SIGN    MISS NAGATORO
SIGN    MISS NAGATORO
SIGN    MISS NAGATORO
SIGN    MISS NAGATORO
SIGN    DON'T TOY WITH ME, MISS NAGATORO
SIGN    DON'T TOY WITH ME, MISS NAGATORO
SIGN    DON'T TOY WITH ME, MISS NAGATORO
SIGN    You're a Wimp, Senpai♥
[03:37] Senpai
    What do I do?
[03:43] Senpai
    I don't even know how to use magic!
[03:58] Senpai
    Was that magic just now?
[04:10] Senpai
    Wh-Where am I?
[04:29] Senpai
    G-Go away!
[04:35] Senpai
    Damn it!
[04:41] Senpai
    Did that do it?
[04:46] Senpai
    I-It didn't work.
[05:22] Nagatoro
    Nekotoro's on the scene!
[05:29] Senpai
    Nagatoro?
[05:31] Nagatoro
    It's Nekotoro.
[05:34] Senpai
    Wh-What?
[05:36] Nagatoro
    You seem kind of flimsy.
[05:41] Nagatoro
    I feel bad for you, so I'll
    stick around for a while.
[05:45] Nagatoro
    Come on. We have to get going.
[05:47] Nagatoro
    We're going on an adventure to
    defeat the demon lord. Let's go!
[05:50] Senpai
    H-How do you know about that?
[05:53] Nagatoro
    It's common sense!
[06:17] Nagatoro
    Here I go, Senpai.
[06:19] Senpai
    R-Right.
[06:47] Senpai
    Look out!
[07:19] Nagatoro
    Senpai...
[07:22] Senpai
    Let's counterattack.
[07:24] Nagatoro
    All right!
[08:03] Nagatoro
    Senpai, that was badass.
[08:06] Senpai
    N-No, I just...
[08:11] Nagatoro
    Let's keep going until we
    beat the demon lord, Senpai.
[08:15] Senpai
    D-Do you think we can?
[08:17] Nagatoro
    Of course we can, as long as we're together.
[08:20] Dragon
    Ow, ow...
[08:22] Dragon
    You kicked me so hard.
[08:31] Nagatoro
    Gamo-chan.
[08:38] Senpai
    I see.
[08:39] Senpai
    She'd been turned into a monster by magic.
[08:42] Senpai
    The demon lord might be tough,
    but if three of us join forces...
[08:45] Gamo
    Not three.
[08:46] Gamo
    Four.
[08:47] Senpai
    Four?
[09:01] Yoshi
    Yoshi hatches!
[09:06] Senpai
    Uh...
[09:49] Senpai
    Looks like the demon lord's not here.
[09:52] Nagatoro
    She is.
[10:16] Nagatoro
    Ta-da.
[10:18] Nagatoro
    I'm Demon Lord Magatoro.
[10:21] Gamo
    Demon Lord Magagamo.
[10:25] Yoshi
    Demon Lord Magayoshi here.
[10:32] Nagatoro
    You're not getting out of here alive, Senpai.
[10:41] Senpai
    Y-You tricked me!
[10:44] Gamo
    "You tricked me!" he says.
[10:46] Gamo
    What a wimp.
[10:48] Yoshi
    What a wimp.
[10:51] Senpai
    Damn it!
[10:57] Senpai
    No...
[11:03] Nagatoro
    Did you think I was in love
    with you or something?
[11:08] Nagatoro
    Because I kissed you on the cheek?
[11:11] Nagatoro
    Ew, what a creep.
[11:14] Gamo
    What kind of woman would fall
    for a creepy loser like you?
[11:19] Yoshi
    Yeah!
[11:21] Nagatoro
    Give me a break, Senpai.
[11:26] Senpai
    I never should have opened up
    to the likes of her.
[11:34] Nagatoro
    You're going to be our toy forever, Senpai.
[11:38] Nagatoro
    You'd better make it fun.
[11:59] Nagatoro
    Hey, it's Senpai.
[12:02] Nagatoro
    'Sup, Senpai?!
[12:05] Senpai
    'Sup...
[12:07] Nagatoro
    What are you doing here?
[12:09] Senpai
    My summer homework.
[12:11] Nagatoro
    Why are you hiding it?
[12:13] Senpai
    No reason!
[12:17] Gamo
    What a poser, doing homework
    at a family restaurant.
[12:20] Yoshi
    Poser!
[12:33] Nagatoro
    Senpai!
[12:36] Nagatoro
    What's this?
[12:37] Nagatoro
    What is this?
[12:41] Senpai
    I-I don't know!
[12:43] Senpai
    It's not mine!
[12:44] Nagatoro
    These are definitely your drawings, Senpai.
[12:47] Senpai
    N-No, they aren't!
[12:48] Nagatoro
    What's this? Cat ears?
[12:50] Nagatoro
    Is this me?!
[12:57] Senpai
    I said...
[12:59] Senpai
    it's not!
[13:01] Nagatoro
    I'm taking this notebook, then.
[13:06] Senpai
    D-Don't!
SIGN    Nekotoro
SIGN    Cat Fighter
SIGN     Sex: Female

SIGN     Level: 16
SIGN    E Sharp Cat Claws
SIGN    E Fighter Clothes
SIGN    E Fighter Shoes
SIGN    E Black Cat Piercings
SIGN    Strength: 54
SIGN     Agility: 70
SIGN     Vitality: 45
SIGN    Resilience: 24
SIGN    Intelligence: 48
SIGN     Willpower: 24
SIGN     Luck: 65
SIGN     Max HP: 154
SIGN     Max MP: 0

SIGN     Attack: 75
SIGN     Defense: 29
SIGN    Senpai
SIGN     Hero
SIGN     Sex: Male

SIGN     Level: 17
SIGN    E Cypress Staff
SIGN    E Cloth Shirt
SIGN    E Cloth Pants
SIGN    E Cloth Cape
SIGN    Strength: 21
SIGN     Agility: 13
SIGN     Vitality: 25
SIGN    Resilience: 45
SIGN    Intelligence: 52
SIGN     Willpower: 34
SIGN     Luck: 12
SIGN     Max HP: 86
SIGN     Max MP: 130
SIGN     Attack: 22
SIGN     Defense: 47
SIGN    Gamo-chan
SIGN     Thief

SIGN     Sex: Female

SIGN     Level: 16
SIGN    E Leather Whip
SIGN    E Leather Breastplate
SIGN    E Thief's Pants
SIGN    E Swift Boots

SIGN    Strength: 120
SIGN     Agility: 30
SIGN     Vitality: 35
SIGN    Resilience: 32
SIGN    Intelligence: 31
SIGN     Willpower: 82
SIGN     Luck: 70
SIGN     Max HP: 96
SIGN     Max MP: 35
SIGN     Attack: 145
SIGN     Defense: 35
SIGN     Yoshi

SIGN     Player

SIGN     Sex: Female

SIGN     Level: 16
SIGN    E Bunny Ears

SIGN    E Bunny Girl Outfit
SIGN    E Bow Tie

SIGN    E Bunny Tail

SIGN    Strength: 40
SIGN     Agility: 120
SIGN     Vitality: 40
SIGN    Resilience: 20
SIGN    Intelligence: 7

SIGN     Willpower: 5

SIGN     Luck: 137
SIGN     Max HP: 157
SIGN     Max MP: 0

SIGN     Attack: 40
SIGN     Defense: 47
SIGN    Magatoro
SIGN    Demon Lord
SIGN     Sex: Female

SIGN     Level: 999
SIGN    E Demon Claws
SIGN    E Dark Leotard

SIGN    E Demon Lord Bracelet
SIGN    E Evil Spirit Tail
SIGN    Strength: 999
SIGN     Agility: 999
SIGN     Vitality: 999
SIGN    Resilience: 999
SIGN    Intelligence: 999
SIGN     Willpower: 999
SIGN     Luck: 999
SIGN     Max HP: 999
SIGN     Max MP: 999
SIGN     Attack: 999
SIGN     Defense: 999
SIGN    Magagamo
SIGN    Demon Lord
SIGN     Sex: Female

SIGN     Level: 999
SIGN    E Lucifer Sword
SIGN    E Devil's Necklace
SIGN    E Aura of the Abyss
SIGN    E Dragon Tail

SIGN    Strength: 999
SIGN     Agility: 999
SIGN     Vitality: 999
SIGN    Resilience: 999
SIGN    Intelligence: 999
SIGN     Willpower: 999
SIGN     Luck: 999
SIGN     Max HP: 999
SIGN     Max MP: 999
SIGN     Attack: 999
SIGN     Defense: 999
SIGN     Magayoshi
SIGN    Demon God
SIGN     Sex: Female

SIGN     Level: 999
SIGN    E God Slayer Excalicali
SIGN    E God Slayer Excalicali
SIGN    E Cheap Piercings
SIGN    E Favorite Scrunchy
SIGN    E Favorite Scrunchy
SIGN    E Dollar Store Boots
SIGN    E Dollar Store Boots
SIGN    Strength: 999
SIGN     Agility: 999
SIGN     Vitality: 999
SIGN    Resilience: 999
SIGN    Intelligence: 7

SIGN     Willpower: 999
SIGN     Luck: 999
SIGN     Max HP: 999
SIGN     Max MP: 999
SIGN     Attack: 999
SIGN     Defense: 999
SIGN    Magayoshi(Destroy)
SIGN    Magayoshi(Destroy)
SIGN     Demon God
SIGN     Sex: Female

SIGN     Level: 999
SIGN    E Demon God Fist
SIGN    E Demon God Cap
SIGN    E Demon God Breastplate
SIGN    E Demon God Breastplate
SIGN    E Demon God Pauldrons
SIGN    E Demon God Pauldrons
SIGN    Strength: 9999
SIGN     Agility: 9999
SIGN     Vitality: 9999
SIGN    Resilience: 9999
SIGN    Intelligence: 1

SIGN     Willpower: 9999
SIGN     Luck: 9999
SIGN     Max HP: 9999
SIGN     Max MP: 9999
SIGN     Attack: 9999
SIGN     Defense: 9999
SIGN    Senpai! Let's Go to the Beach!!
[13:28] A
    It's blazing hot today, and the
    beach is bustling with people.
[13:34] B
    It's summer break. You gotta hit the beach!
[13:37] C
    It's hot, but beaches are the best.
[13:39] B
    I know, right?
[13:41] C
    Right?
[13:42] B
    Right?
[13:45] Senpai
    No way.
[13:46] Senpai
    The beach in the summer?
[13:47] Senpai
    Thank goodness for air conditioning.
SIGN    Calling
SIGN    Nagatoro
[13:56] Senpai
    H-Hello?
[13:58] Nagatoro
    Senpai!
[13:59] Nagatoro
    I bet you're wasting your summer
    watching TV and eating an ice pop.
[14:04] Senpai
    Wh-What do you want?
[14:06] Nagatoro
    Summer's going to be over before you know it,
    and you'll have done nothing.
[14:16] Nagatoro
    In light of that, let's go to the beach!
[14:31] Nagatoro
    Senpai!
[14:32] Nagatoro
    Over here.
[14:35] Gamo
    Wow, Paisen actually showed up.
[14:37] Yoshi
    That's hilarious.
[14:38] Senpai
    Her friends are here, too.
[14:40] Gamo
    Man, you're the last person I'd
    expect to see on the summer beach.
[14:46] Yoshi
    Out of place!
[14:47] Yoshi
    Out of place!
[14:48] Senpai
    Shut up.
[14:50] Nagatoro
    Nah, not necessarily.
[14:52] Nagatoro
    Senpai would be like those things
    scuttling around the rocks.
[14:57] Nagatoro
    Sea lice!
[14:58] Gamo
    Cackle! Cackle!
[15:03] Gamo
    Hear that? Sea Louse Paisen.
[15:05] Yoshi
    Sea Louse Senpai!
[15:06] Senpai
    Who are you calling a sea louse?
[15:08] Nagatoro
    Oh, my bad.
[15:11] Nagatoro
    Sea lice live in groups.
[15:13] Nagatoro
    Unlike loners like you, Senpai.
[15:16] Nagatoro
    You're one of the odd ones out.
[15:18] Nagatoro
    Loner sea louse!
[15:19] Gamo
    Cackle! Cackle!
[15:21] Nagatoro
    Loner Louse Senpai!
[15:23] Gamo
    Loner Louse!
[15:24] Nagatoro
    Loner Louse! Loner Louse!
[15:26] Senpai
    They're so excited.
[15:29] Senpai
    Maybe coming close to the beach
    brings out their popular kid spirit.
[15:33] A
    Loner Louse!
[15:43] A
    Splash!
[15:44] Senpai
    I'm actually here.
[15:47] Senpai
    The beach in summer.
[15:51] Senpai
    There we go.
[16:00] Senpai
    What are you looking at, Paisen?
[16:03] Senpai
    I-I'm not looking!
[16:05] Gamo
    Don't you think that's a bit too
    much ogling, even for a virgin?
[16:09] Yoshi
    Ogling!
[16:10] Senpai
    N-No! I'm not...
[16:14] Gamo
    What?
[16:15] Gamo
    I couldn't hear you.
[16:18] Yoshi
    Boo!
[16:21] Gamo
    He's, like, "Uwah!"
[16:23] Yoshi
    So funny.
[16:25] Senpai
    I-I'm going to buy drinks.
[16:26] Gamo
    Get me something, too.
[16:28] Yoshi
    Me, too.
[16:30] Nagatoro
    Senpai.
[16:37] Nagatoro
    Something for me, too.
[16:41] Senpai
    R-Right.
[16:49] Gamo
    All right, let's swim.
[16:51] Yoshi
    Swim! Swim!
[16:53] Nagatoro
    Come on, Senpai! Let's swim.
[16:55] Senpai
    I-I'm not swimming.
[16:58] Gamo
    What?!
[17:03] Nagatoro
    Yup, he's definitely...
[17:05] Nagatoro
    ...a loner sea louse.
[17:14] Yoshi
    Go, go, both of you!
[17:21] Yoshi
    Hayacchi wins!
[17:28] Nagatoro
    Yeah!
[17:29] Gamo
    Damn it!
[17:30] Nagatoro
    You didn't actually think you'd
    beat a swim club member, did you?
[17:33] Gamo
    You're just filling in.
[17:36] Yoshi
    I'll race you, too.
[17:37] Gamo
    All right, it's on.
[17:42] Gamo
    Let him be.
[17:44] Gamo
    He wants to be a loner louse.
[17:48] Senpai
    What the hell am I doing?
[17:51] Senpai
    This is a hangout for popular kids.
[17:55] Senpai
    There's nothing good about being outside.
[18:00] Nagatoro
    What's up, Senpai?
[18:04] Senpai
    I'm sketching.
[18:07] Nagatoro
    Hey, do you not know how to swim?
[18:10] Senpai
    W-Well...
[18:11] Senpai
    I can swim, kinda.
[18:14] Senpai
    I just hate how it hurts
    when you get sunburned.
[18:17] Nagatoro
    That's true.
[18:18] Nagatoro
    You're a pale bean sprout.
[18:20] Senpai
    Who are you calling a bean sprout?!
[18:22] Nagatoro
    Don't worry about sunburn, though.
[18:25] Nagatoro
    I'll put some sunscreen on you, Senpai.
[18:28] Senpai
    I-It's fine!
[18:32] Nagatoro
    Hey, you did bring your swimsuit.
[18:36] Senpai
    It's only just in case!
[18:38] Nagatoro
    This is that case.
[18:45] Nagatoro
    Okay, lie down flat.
[18:47] Senpai
    This is bad.
[18:48] Senpai
    She's going to put sunscreen on me, and...
[18:53] Senpai
    S-Stop!
[18:55] Senpai
    She's dragging me into the water!
[19:05] Nagatoro
    It's okay.
[19:08] Nagatoro
    I'll put it on gently.
[19:10] Senpai
    W-Wait!
[19:12] Senpai
    Isn't that s-something you do
    with someone you're dating?
[19:19] Senpai
    Y-You and I aren't like that.
[19:23] Senpai
    Besides, if the kids from school found out,
[19:27] ---
    they're going to give you hell, too.
[19:32] Nagatoro
    You're right.
[19:33] Nagatoro
    We aren't dating or anything.
[19:42] Nagatoro
    I guess I'll put it on rough.
[19:46] Senpai
    Wh-What are you...
[19:49] Nagatoro
    You deserve to be treated rough, Senpai.
[20:02] Nagatoro
    You look so pathetic, Senpai.
[20:10] Nagatoro
    What?
[20:11] Yoshi
    N-Nothing, it just looked kind of fun.
[20:13] Nagatoro
    I'm not having fun.
[20:15] Yoshi
    Are you sure?
[20:21] Nagatoro
    Stop that!
[20:22] Gamo
    Oh, come on.
[20:24] Yoshi
    Come on!
[20:25] Nagatoro
    I said, no!
[20:27] Gamo
    Why not? Just a little.
[20:29] Yoshi
    Just a little!
[20:30] Nagatoro
    No!
[20:31] Nagatoro
    He's going to break.
[20:33] Senpai
    Just get off of me, already!
[20:39] Yoshi
    We used up the whole bottle.
[20:41] Gamo
    That should be enough for Bean Sprout Senpai.
[20:46] Nagatoro
    Come on, Senpai. Now that you're
    all set, we're going swimming.
[20:47] Gamo
    See you.
[20:48] Yoshi
    See you.
[20:49] Senpai
    Hey!
[20:54] Gamo
    Paisen's floating.
[20:56] Yoshi
    I thought he'd sink.
[20:58] Nagatoro
    It's easier to float in
    seawater than freshwater.
[21:02] Gamo
    I see.
[21:19] Nagatoro
    So tired.
[21:20] Yoshi
    There!
[21:23] Senpai
    They're so full of energy.
[21:30] Nagatoro
    Senpai, did you get sunburned?
[21:32] Senpai
    Not with all that sunscreen.
[21:36] Senpai
    It's the muscle aches that are killing me.
[21:39] Nagatoro
    You're out of shape, Senpai.
[21:43] Nagatoro
    What did you think, though?
[21:44] Nagatoro
    Wasn't it fun being on
    the beach in the summer?
[21:48] Senpai
    Y-Yeah.
[21:50] Senpai
    For a change, I guess.
[23:26] Sakura
    Points of improvement for today.
[23:28] Senpai
    You're that mage.
[23:29] Sakura
    Senpai-kun, let me tell you a secret.
[23:32] Senpai
    What secret?
[23:33] Sakura
    Stay at this inn, and you'll
     attain "Virgin for Life EX."
[23:38] Senpai
    That's an upgrade!

E7 - Senpai, Want to Go to the Festival? / It's Like a Date, Huh, Senpai? / Let's Go Home, Senpai

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SIGN    DON'T TOY WITH ME,
SIGN    DON'T TOY WITH ME,
SIGN    DON'T TOY WITH ME,
SIGN    DON'T TOY WITH ME,
SIGN    MISS NAGATORO
SIGN    MISS NAGATORO
SIGN    MISS NAGATORO
SIGN    MISS NAGATORO
SIGN    DON'T TOY WITH ME, MISS NAGATORO
SIGN    DON'T TOY WITH ME, MISS NAGATORO
SIGN    DON'T TOY WITH ME, MISS NAGATORO
SIGN    Senpai, Want to Go to the Festival?
[01:46] Kid
    Do you think they'll have candy apples?
[01:49] Guy
    Yeah, I'm sure they will.
[01:49] Senpai
    Oh, yeah, the summer festival's today.
[01:55] Nagatoro
    Senpai, want to go to the festival?
[01:58] Nagatoro
    I feel sorry for you being so alone.
[02:00] Nagatoro
    So I feel like I have to invite you.
[02:04] Senpai
    I have a feeling Nagatoro's
    going to make me go again.
[02:16] Senpai
    KO!
[02:22] Senpai
    Round 2! Fight!
[02:28] Senpai
    Maybe I should be the one...
[02:33] Senpai
    to invite her for once?
[02:41] Senpai
    Ow...
[02:44] Nagatoro
    Senpai, you're such a creep.
[02:48] Nagatoro
    You're a total creep.
[02:50] Nagatoro
    Creepy, creepy.
[02:52] Nagatoro
    Creepy, creepy!
[02:54] Senpai
    No! No! No!
[02:55] Senpai
    No way. No way.
[02:57] Senpai
    Why would I ask her?
[03:08] Game character
    Nothing but bluster.
[03:10] Game announcer
    KO!
[03:27] Senpai
    I-I actually came.
[03:41] Senpai
    I'm checking it out because
    I'm bored. That's all.
[03:47] Girl 1
    Did you wait?
[03:48] Girl 2
    You're so late.
[03:52] Senpai
    Guess I'll buy some yakisoba and go home.
[03:57] Gamo
    Paisen located!
[03:58] Yoshi
    Located!
[04:04] Gamo
    After him!
[04:05] Yoshi
    Roger!
[04:14] Gamo
    I didn't realize you came
    to festivals, Paisen.
[04:18] Gamo
    That's surprising.
[04:19] Yoshi
    A surprising loner sea louse.
[04:20] Yoshi
    Surprise louse!
[04:21] Gamo
    Wait a second. Did you come down here
    thinking you might bump into Hayacchi?
[04:28] Yoshi
    Good on you.
[04:30] Senpai
    N-No!
[04:32] Gamo
    Too bad for you! She's doing stuff
    with her club right now.
[04:39] Senpai
    I-I see.
[04:41] Senpai
    Bye.
[04:41] Gamo
    Come on. You might as well spend
    some time at the festival.
[04:44] Yoshi
    Come on!
[04:45] Senpai
    No, seriously. I was just stopping by.
[04:48] Gamo
    Hey, get the thing we
    won in the raffle earlier.
[04:51] Yoshi
    Roger!
[04:54] Gamo
    Got a Paisen!
[04:56] Yoshi
    Got him!
[05:04] Girl
    Sorry to keep you so late.
[05:08] Nagatoro
    It's fine.
[05:09] Nagatoro
    I've been getting out of shape lately.
[05:11] Girl
    Oh, yeah. Wasn't the festival today?
[05:14] Girl
    I know it's late, but do you plan on going?
[05:22] Nagatoro
    I don't know.
[05:33] Senpai
    What?!
[05:34] Senpai
    You sent it to Nagatoro?!
[05:36] Gamo
    I did.
[05:37] Gamo
    She might actually come now!
[05:39] Gamo
    "They're stealing my pet!"
[05:42] Yoshi
    Pet!
[05:44] Senpai
    Who are you calling a pet?
[05:46] Senpai
    Nagatoro's busy with her club.
[05:49] Senpai
    You can't just demand it.
[05:52] Senpai
    She's not coming.
[06:03] Gamo
    Sorry, you had a club tonight, didn't you?
[06:07] Nagatoro
    Actually, it ended early.
[06:10] Nagatoro
    I was bored, so here I am.
[06:12] Gamo
    Yeah?
[06:13] Yoshi
    Yeah?
[06:18] Nagatoro
    A collar?
[06:19] Nagatoro
    Hilarious.
[06:20] Gamo
    Right?
[06:21] Gamo
    Isn't it hilarious?
[06:23] Yoshi
    Hilarious!
[06:24] Nagatoro
    Just take it off already.
[06:26] Nagatoro
    That looks fun.
[06:28] Nagatoro
    Give me.
[06:31] Gamo
    We're taking Paisen.
[06:33] Gamo
    If you want him back, fight for him!
[06:36] Yoshi
    Fight!
[06:39] Nagatoro
    All right, then.
[06:41] Nagatoro
    I don't care about Senpai,
    but I accept your challenge!
SIGN    Shooting Gallery
[06:50] Gamo
    It's two-on-two.
[06:53] Gamo
    The team that wins more
    of the better prizes wins.
[06:56] Nagatoro
    Okay.
[06:57] Nagatoro
    Senpai, don't you dare drag me down.
[07:01] Senpai
    I'm playing, too?
[07:03] Yoshi
    Here.
[07:12] Gamo
    But I hit it!
[07:15] Nagatoro
    You have to aim higher.
[07:19] Gamo
    I did, though.
[07:24] Nagatoro
    I didn't think you'd come to a festival.
[07:30] Senpai
    I just wanted to get some fresh air.
[07:37] Nagatoro
    Too bad. You missed.
[07:43] Nagatoro
    Were you actually...
[07:46] Nagatoro
    waiting for me to invite you?
[07:53] Senpai
    O-O-O-O-Of course not!
[07:59] Yoshi
    She got it!
[08:00] Nagatoro
    Bull's-eye.
[08:05] Nagatoro
    If there's somewhere you
    want to go with someone,
[08:08] ---
    you could always try asking them.
[08:31] Gamo
    Bam.
[08:34] Gamo
    I think we won this.
[08:35] Yoshi
    Victory!
[08:37] Nagatoro
    No, take a good look.
[08:39] Nagatoro
    Look at how huge this Gesopie is.
[08:40] Nagatoro
    We won by quality.
[08:43] Gamo
    Not enough to make up for the numbers.
[08:45] Gamo
    Right, Yoshi?
[08:47] Yoshi
    This Gesopie is a rare item, though...
[08:50] Nagatoro
    Here, you can have it.
[08:51] Nagatoro
    You've been collecting them, haven't you?
[08:54] Yoshi
    I love you, Hayacchi!
[08:57] Gamo
    You bought her off!
[08:59] Nagatoro
    And so...
[09:01] Nagatoro
    I get Senpai!
[09:04] Senpai
    Can you take this off already?
[09:07] Gamo
    Oh, fine.
[09:11] Gamo
    Later, Paisen.
[09:13] Gamo
    Don't get caught next time.
[09:14] Yoshi
    Go back to the mountains!
[09:16] Senpai
    What am I, an animal?
[09:30] Nagatoro
    Want to go look around,
    since we're here?
[09:33] Senpai
    S-Sure.
[09:35] Senpai
    Let's look around.
SIGN    It's Like a Date, Huh, Senpai?
[09:54] Nagatoro
    Mine!
[10:02] Senpai
    It's like...
[10:03] ---
    Here!
[10:07] Senpai
    Like...
[10:09] Nagatoro
    It's like a date, huh, Senpai?
[10:12] Senpai
    A d-d-d-date?!
[10:15] Senpai
    That's for people who've gone through
    the proper procedures first.
[10:23] Nagatoro
    Just kidding.
[10:24] Nagatoro
    I'd never go on a date with you, Senpai.
[10:28] Senpai
    S-Stop it!
[10:37] Nagatoro
    While we're at it,
    why don't we try holding hands?
[11:01] Nagatoro
    The fireworks are starting!
[11:10] Nagatoro
    We're going to watch them, Senpai!
[11:12] Senpai
    Stop pushing!
[11:14] Nagatoro
    The fireworks here are awesome.
[11:16] Nagatoro
    They blast off the big ones
     one after another.
[11:20] Senpai
    I-I mean, I've seen it before.
[11:23] Nagatoro
    When would you have seen it?
[11:25] Senpai
    When I was in elementary school.
[11:26] Nagatoro
    That's such a long time ago.
[11:28] Nagatoro
    What are you, a recluse?
[11:29] Senpai
    Shut up!
SIGN    Fireworks Venue
    10m Ahead
[11:42] Nagatoro
    It's so crowded.
[11:45] Senpai
    The line hasn't budged at all.
[11:50] Senpai
    The fireworks I saw last time...
[11:57] Senpai
    Nagatoro, this way.
[11:58] Guy 1
    Hey, we're moving.
[12:00] Guy 2
    We gotta get there before it ends.
[12:02] Nagatoro
    Senpai!
[12:09] Senpai
    Nagatoro!
[12:25] Senpai
    Th-This way.
[12:44] Nagatoro
    What's this about, Senpai?
[12:46] Senpai
    I-I'm pretty sure it's that way.
[12:49] Nagatoro
    What are you doing,
    taking me somewhere so quiet?
[12:53] Nagatoro
    What are you going to do?
[12:55] Senpai
    Here.
[12:56] Nagatoro
    Well? Well?
[13:08] Senpai
    I just remembered watching the
    fireworks from here as a kid.
[13:22] Nagatoro
    Hm...
[13:26] Nagatoro
    I don't know, though, Senpai.
[13:28] Nagatoro
    Is it really a good idea to drag a girl
     into the darkness on a date?
[13:34] Senpai
    Th-The darkness?!
[13:36] Nagatoro
    Most people would be alarmed.
[13:39] Senpai
    Th-That wasn't my intent.
[13:42] Nagatoro
    You dragged me by force, too.
[13:47] Nagatoro
    Were you about to do something sleazy?
[13:50] Nagatoro
    Sleazy! Sleazy!
[13:51] Nagatoro
    You're so sleazy for a virgin!
[13:54] Nagatoro
    Sleazy! Sleazy!
[13:56] Senpai
    Here we go with Nagatoro's
    virgin shaming again.
[13:58] Nagatoro
    Sleazy!
[14:00] Senpai
    Actually, though...
[14:00] Nagatoro
    Sleazy! Sleazy!
[14:02] Senpai
    I know she can be a bit shy at times, too.
[14:04] Nagatoro
    Sleazy!
[14:13] Senpai
    Something sleazy? Like what?
[14:17] Nagatoro
    S-Something sleazy, as in...
    something sleazy.
[14:21] Senpai
    Details.
[14:23] Nagatoro
    You know what I'm talking about.
[14:26] Senpai
    No, I don't.
[14:28] Senpai
    Give me more specifics.
[14:30] Nagatoro
    Like...
[14:31] Senpai
    Specifics. In exact terms.
[14:33] Nagatoro
    What?!
[14:38] Nagatoro
    Like throwing your arms around me by force.
[14:43] Nagatoro
    And...
[14:44] Nagatoro
    K-Kissing me and stuff.
[14:49] Nagatoro
    That wasn't what you were
    trying to do, was it?
[14:53] Senpai
    I'm not!
[14:54] Nagatoro
    Yeah, you never had a chance.
[14:59] Nagatoro
    There's no way a virgin
     like you could force a kiss.
[15:03] Senpai
    A-And you can?
[15:07] Nagatoro
    Sure, I can.
[15:34] Nagatoro
    Look, it's another big one.
[15:38] Senpai
    You're right. It's big.
[15:47] Nagatoro
    Man, I wish I could have worn
    my yukata to the festival.
[15:53] Senpai
    Y-Yeah.
[16:00] Nagatoro
    Senpai!
[16:06] (Flashback) Nagatoro
    If there's somewhere you
    want to go with someone,
[16:09] (Flashback) ---
    you could always try asking them.
[16:16] Senpai
    L-Let's...
[16:20] Senpai
    c-come back next year, I guess.
[16:27] Nagatoro
    You're right.
[16:28] Nagatoro
    You'd better wear your yukata, too, Senpai.
[16:31] Senpai
    G-Guys don't wear yukatas.
[16:34] Nagatoro
    Sure they do.
[16:35] Nagatoro
    I know, why don't we wear matching yukatas?
[16:39] Senpai
    Matching yukatas?!
[16:47] Nagatoro
    I'm kidding.
[16:48] Nagatoro
    Who would ever wear
    matching yukatas with you?
[16:50] Nagatoro
    That's so gross!
[16:51] Nagatoro
    No way!
SIGN    Let's Go Home, Senpai
[17:01] Senpai
    The first day of new term was painful.
[17:05] Senpai
    I guess I'll go home and play Bragon Quest.
[17:09] Gamo
    Again?!
[17:10] Nagatoro
    Didn't you get asked out last week, too?
[17:12] Senpai
    That voice!
[17:14] Sakura
    I did, but...
[17:16] Gamo
    So, who was it?
[17:19] Yoshi
    Who was it?
[17:20] Sakura
    Hoshino-kun from Class 3.
[17:24] Nagatoro
    Isn't he Aoi-chan's boyfriend?
[17:25] Senpai
    It's the Nagatoro family.
[17:28] Gamo
    That's hilarious.
[17:28] Senpai
    I don't think I could go near that.
[17:29] Yoshi
    Hilarious!
[17:31] Senpai
    Her group of friends is even bigger now.
[17:38] Senpai
    She's been around me a lot lately...
[17:44] Senpai
    but we live in totally different worlds.
[17:47] Senpai
    It's like...
[17:52] Senpai
    A mole living in a dark hole...
[17:56] Senpai
    happened to pop up
[18:04] ---
    in the midst of a gathering of jaguars.
[18:09] Guy 1
    Hey.
[18:11] Guy 2
    'Sup?
[18:12] Guy 2
    'Sup?
[18:15] Guy 1
    Damn, I'm so tired.
[18:18] Sakura
    Sheesh, are you trying
    to gain sympathy already?
[18:21] Guy 2
    Seriously, though, we get worked so hard.
[18:24] Nagatoro
    You guys aren't even showing up
     to your club meetings.
[18:27] Gamo
    The club president was about to snap.
[18:29] Guy 2
    Damn, that president's scary.
[18:32] Guy 1
    No, thanks.
[18:35] Senpai
    They're fitting in.
[18:37] Senpai
    They hang out so effortlessly with girls.
[18:41] Senpai
    I think that's the kind
    of guy you need to be.
[18:44] Guy 1
    So anyway, Hayacchi, wanna go hang?
[18:49] Nagatoro
    I think I'll pass.
[18:51] Guy 1
    Come on. I'll make it really fun.
[18:54] Guy 2
    Want me to come along if you
    don't want to go one-on-one?
[18:57] Guy 2
    We'll make it a double date.
[18:58] Guy 2
    Wanna join, Yoshi?
[19:01] Sakura
    Me! I wouldn't mind going.
[19:06] Guy 1
    Sweet, it's settled.
[19:12] Nagatoro
    No, I'm not going.
[19:14] Guy 1
    Come on. We're just
    sitting around blabbing.
[19:17] Guy 1
    Let's go.
[19:19] Guy 2
    Let's go.
[19:21] Guy 2
    We can decide where to go
    once we're at the station.
[19:26] Guy 1
    Huh? Who's that?
[19:28] Guy 1
    Creeper?
[19:28] Senpai
    Oh, no!
[19:30] Guy 2
    Who's that dude?
[19:33] Gamo
    Hey, it's Paisen. 'Sup?
[19:35] Yoshi
    Yo.
[19:37] Gamo
    What are you doing over there?
[19:40] Gamo
    Come on over.
[19:41] Guy 1
    What? You know that kid?
[19:46] Guy 2
    What do you want?
[19:50] Senpai
    N-No...
[19:54] ---
    I-I, uh...
[19:58] Senpai
    Let...
[19:59] Guy 2
    Let...?
[20:01] Senpai
    Let...
[20:04] Senpai
    Let...
[20:07] Senpai
    Let's go.
[20:11] Guy 1
    What?
[20:12] Senpai
    Wh-What the hell am I saying?
[20:14] Guy 2
    Come again? I couldn't hear you.
[20:17] Guy 1
    Yes, sir, let's hear that again.
[20:19] Guy 1
    Louder this time.
[20:23] Nagatoro
    Let's go home, Senpai.
[20:29] Nagatoro
    Bye.
[20:32] Nagatoro
    Let's go, Senpai.
[20:33] Senpai
    Y-Yeah.
[20:36] Gamo
    All right. Let's go.
[20:38] Yoshi
    Huh? Okay.
[20:40] Sakura
    What? Wait up!
[20:47] Sakura
    Are you sure about just leaving them behind?
[20:49] Gamo
    Why not? They're annoying.
[20:51] Yoshi
    A-Annoying!
[20:53] Gamo
    I didn't expect that from
    you, though, Paisen.
[20:56] Yoshi
    Paisen!
[20:58] Senpai
    Huh? What?
[21:01] Sakura
    I remember now!
[21:02] Sakura
    You're the manga senpai!
[21:04] Nagatoro
    Yeah.
[21:05] Nagatoro
    He draws really pervy manga.
[21:09] Sakura
    Ew!
[21:11] Senpai
    I draw m-manga sometimes,
    but it's not hentai or anything.
[21:16] Nagatoro
    You don't need to lie,
    Hentai Manga Sensei.
[21:20] Gamo
    That's so gross, Hentai Manga Sensei.
[21:23] Yoshi
    Totally gross.
[21:24] Sakura
    You have such a weird vibe.
[21:27] Nagatoro
    Right?
[21:28] Nagatoro
    Hentai manga aura.
[21:29] Nagatoro
    It's oozing out of this puffball here.
[21:32] Senpai
    Stop it!
[21:34] Yoshi
    Puffball!
[21:35] Gamo
    He's going to put you into
    a hentai manga, Sakura.
[21:39] Sakura
    Oh, no!
[21:40] Nagatoro
    Look out for the hentai manga vibes.
[21:43] Gamo
    Hilarious.
[21:45] Senpai
    I really don't fit in here.
[21:45] Yoshi
    Hilarious.
[23:25] Nagatoro
    Points of improvement for today.
[23:27] Nagatoro
    Why didn't you invite me
    to the festival, Senpai?
[23:30] Gamo
    You were actually dying to go, weren't you?
[23:31] Senpai
    Th-That's not true.
[23:32] Nagatoro
    It's not really manly, just waiting
    for something good to happen.
[23:34] Senpai
    B-But...
[23:36] Nagatoro
    But?
[23:37] Senpai
    I'm glad I got to go w-with you.
[23:39] Nagatoro
    E-Ew!

E8 - That Might Actually Be Fun, Senpai♥ / Let's Play Rock-Paper-Scissors, Senpai!!

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[00:03] Nagatoro
    Yeesh.
[00:04] Nagatoro
    Your arms are so thin.
[00:06] Nagatoro
    No wonder you get shoved
    around by girls, Senpai.
[00:11] Senpai
    Shut up.
[00:14] Senpai
    I know I'm a flimsy bean sprout.
[00:18] Nagatoro
    Look at Senpai,
    feeling sorry for himself. Gross!
[00:22] Nagatoro
    Don't be so down, though.
[00:26] Nagatoro
    Let's do some muscle training!
[00:29] Senpai
    Really?
[00:32] Nagatoro
    Keep it up for a few months,
[00:34] ---
    and you might go from
    Bean Sprout Senpai to Daikon Senpai.
[00:38] Nagatoro
    Let's do it! Muscle training!
[00:40] Senpai
    No.
[00:40] Senpai
    Too much work.
[00:43] Senpai
    You'd have to put up with a lot of pain,
[00:45] ---
    doing push-ups and sit-ups and stuff.
[00:49] Senpai
    That's too much work.
[00:52] Nagatoro
    Man, you're such a loser, Senpai.
[00:56] Senpai
    I wouldn't mind doing it if there's training
    you can do without moving, though.
[01:02] Nagatoro
    There is.
[01:07] Nagatoro
    First, get on all fours.
[01:09] Senpai
    What?
[01:13] Nagatoro
    On all fours.
[01:18] Nagatoro
    On all fours.
[01:21] Senpai
    Fine! Fine!
[01:26] Senpai
    Well? What now?
[01:31] Senpai
    H-Hey!
[01:35] Senpai
    Wh-What are you doing?!
[01:38] Nagatoro
    Strength training that
    doesn't require you to move.
[01:42] Nagatoro
    All you have to do is hold
    still in this position.
[01:46] Nagatoro
    This isn't too much work, is it?
[01:48] Senpai
    I'm pretty sure this isn't a thing.
[01:53] Nagatoro
    It's my original regimen.
[01:56] Nagatoro
    It should really work your triceps.
[02:00] Nagatoro
    Let's keep at it for ten minutes or so.
[02:10] Nagatoro
    Your arms are already trembling.
[02:12] Nagatoro
    You've gotta hold on for at least five minutes.
[02:16] Senpai
    I-I can't!
[02:18] Senpai
    My arms!
[02:20] Nagatoro
    Senpai, you're so pitiful.
[02:22] Nagatoro
    I'll pull you along.
[02:25] Nagatoro
    Go!
[02:26] Nagatoro
    Keep it up! Keep it up! Senpai!
[02:29] Nagatoro
    Keep it up! Keep it up! Senpai!
[02:31] Nagatoro
    Keep it up! Keep it up! Senpai!
[02:34] Nagatoro
    Keep it up! Keep it up! Senpa...
[02:38] Nagatoro
    ...i...
SIGN    DON'T TOY WITH ME,
SIGN    DON'T TOY WITH ME,
SIGN    DON'T TOY WITH ME,
SIGN    DON'T TOY WITH ME,
SIGN    MISS NAGATORO
SIGN    MISS NAGATORO
SIGN    MISS NAGATORO
SIGN    MISS NAGATORO
SIGN    DON'T TOY WITH ME, MISS NAGATORO
SIGN    DON'T TOY WITH ME, MISS NAGATORO
SIGN    DON'T TOY WITH ME, MISS NAGATORO
SIGN    That Might Actually Be Fun, Senpai♥
[04:29] Senpai
    I can't.
[04:30] Senpai
    I'm so sleepy.
SIGN    Gunpyou Yagura
[04:32] Senpai
    The game that came out just
    last week was so good,
[04:36] ---
    I skipped studying for the tests
    and gamed day in and day out.
[04:40] Nagatoro
    Senpai.
[04:41] Nagatoro
    Senpai.
[04:42] Nagatoro
    Senpai!
[04:44] Nagatoro
    Are you studying properly?
[04:47] Senpai
    Huh? What?
[04:49] Nagatoro
    The midterms are coming up in four days.
[04:54] Senpai
    I-I think I'll be all right.
[04:57] Senpai
    I feel pretty good about it.
[05:01] Nagatoro
    Something's fishy.
[05:03] Nagatoro
    You've been gaming or something, haven't you?
[05:08] Nagatoro
    Senpai, the fool who got hooked
    on a game right before exams.
[05:14] Nagatoro
    As a result...
[05:16] Nagatoro
    He fails!
[05:18] Nagatoro
    And he does that every
    time there are exams...
[05:22] Nagatoro
    And he has to repeat the grade!
[05:25] Senpai
    No way.
[05:26] Senpai
    I'd never have to repeat the grade.
[05:29] Nagatoro
    Are you okay with this?
[05:31] Nagatoro
    Are you okay with repeating?
[05:33] Nagatoro
    Are you?
[05:35] Nagatoro
    Are you okay with repeating?
[05:37] Nagatoro
    Hey, Senpai.
[05:38] Nagatoro
    Hey, hey.
[05:40] Senpai
    Wh-Whatever.
[05:41] Senpai
    I wouldn't mind if that happened.
[05:44] Senpai
    It'd just mean I have
    another year of club work.
[05:47] Senpai
    Repeating might be okay.
[05:51] Nagatoro
    Don't you get it, Senpai?
[05:53] Nagatoro
    If you repeat the grade...
[05:57] Nagatoro
    when spring rolls around for
     your repeated second-year...
[06:08] Nagatoro
    we'll be in the same class.
[06:13] Nagatoro
    'Sup?
[06:15] Nagatoro
    We're going to be in the
    same class this year,
[06:17] Nagatoro
    Ex-Senpai.
[06:21] Nagatoro
    For example, in English class...
[06:26] Nagatoro
    You forgot your textbook again?
[06:29] Nagatoro
    What do we do with you, Ex-Senpai?
[06:32] Nagatoro
    Here, I'll share mine.
[06:34] Nagatoro
    Move your desk over.
[06:37] Nagatoro
    And in phys ed...
[06:42] Nagatoro
    You're a lap behind!
[06:44] Nagatoro
    Aren't you sad, being left in the
    dust by a former underclassman?
[06:47] Nagatoro
    Come on, Ex-Senpai!
[06:51] Nagatoro
    And after school...
[06:54] Nagatoro
    I can't figure this part out.
[06:58] Nagatoro
    Huh?
[06:59] Nagatoro
    You can't, either, Ex-Senpai?
[07:01] Nagatoro
    Isn't this your second time?
[07:03] Nagatoro
    Get a grip, Ex-Senpai.
[07:08] Nagatoro
    That's hilarious.
[07:11] Nagatoro
    It might actually be fun, Ex-Senpai.
[07:18] Senpai
    Yeah, it won't be boring,
    at least, with you around.
[07:29] Nagatoro
    What was that creepy comment just now?!
[07:31] Nagatoro
    I'm obviously kidding!
[07:34] Nagatoro
    Why would I want to see your
    gross face every morning?
[07:37] Nagatoro
    That's too much grossness to handle.
[07:39] Nagatoro
    Gross! Gross!
[07:39] Senpai
    I don't want to repeat, either.
[07:41] Nagatoro
    Gross! Gross! Gross!
[07:42] Nagatoro
    Yeah, yeah, so get studying!
[07:45] Nagatoro
    Gross! Gross!
[07:46] Nagatoro
    Gross! Gross!
[07:47] Nagatoro
    Gross! Gross! Gross!
[07:58] Nagatoro
    And so, Senpai has started
    studying like crazy.
[08:02] Gamo
    Paisen's so desperate.
[08:04] Yoshi
    Desperate!
[08:06] Gamo
    You know, though, it'd be fun
    to see Paisen in our year.
[08:10] Nagatoro
    Right?
[08:11] Yoshi
    Double time?
[08:12] Senpai
    That's not going to happen.
[08:14] Nagatoro
    And they say that what happens
    twice happens a third time, so...
[08:18] Nagatoro
    Paisen would repeat twice.
[08:20] Nagatoro
    He could.
[08:21] Yoshi
    Triple?!
[08:23] Senpai
    No way!
[08:25] Gamo
    If you had to do it three times...
[08:28] Gamo
    That would make us your senpai, Paisen.
SIGN    Upperclassmen
[08:43] Nagatoro
    Come on, Ex-Senpai! Massage me.
[08:46] Senpai
    Yes, ma'am.
[08:47] Nagatoro
    My muscles are aching from club work.
[08:50] Gamo
    Oi, over here.
[08:52] ---
    Y-Yes, ma'am!
[08:54] Gamo
    They're stiff, aren't they?
[08:55] Gamo
    Don't half-ass it.
[08:57] Senpai
    Yes, ma'am.
[08:58] Yoshi
    Me, too!
[08:59] Senpai
    Yes, ma'am.
[09:00] Yoshi
    That's the spot.
[09:02] Yoshi
    Touch me in the wrong spot,
    and I'll punch you.
[09:04] Senpai
    Yes, ma'am.
[09:05] Nagatoro
    Ex-Senpai, buy me an red bean bun.
[09:09] Gamo
    Buy me those mushroom snacks.
[09:12] Yoshi
    Buy me those crunchy panda snacks.
[09:15] Nagatoro
    Be back in three minutes.
[09:17] Senpai
    Yes, ma'am!
[09:17] Gamo
    You're paying for them
     if you're even a second late.
[09:19] Yoshi
    You're paying!
SIGN    Bamboo Sprouts
SIGN    (chocolate snack)
SIGN    m 0 0 l 0 -20 l 40 -20 b 44 -20 45 -18 45 -15 l 45 -5 b 45 -2 44 0 40 0
SIGN    Roombas
SIGN    ate snack
SIGN    m 0 0 l 0 -20 l 40 -20 b 44 -20 45 -18 45 -15 l 45 -5 b 45 -2 44 0 40 0
SIGN    Roombas
SIGN    ate snack
SIGN    m 0 0 l 0 -20 l 40 -20 b 44 -20 45 -18 45 -15 l 45 -5 b 45 -2 44 0 40 0
SIGN    Koala
SIGN    Chocol
SIGN    Chunky red bean
[09:27] Nagatoro
    Why would you buy chunky red bean?!
[09:29] Nagatoro
    I obviously want my red bean buns smooth!
[09:34] Gamo
    I said mushrooms!
[09:36] Gamo
    Why'd you go and buy bamboo sprouts?!
[09:38] Yoshi
    Pandas!
[09:40] Yoshi
    Not koalas!
[09:45] Yoshi
    Yum.
[09:53] Gamo
    Oh, man!
[09:56] Senpai
    I should study.
[09:58] Sakura
    Senpai-kun.
[10:02] Sakura
    You don't have to worry.
SIGN    English
[10:05] Sakura
    We're all doing make-up exams,
    except Toro-chan.
[10:10] Sakura
    We might be more likely
    to repeat than you.
[10:17] Sakura
    Later.
[10:19] Senpai
    Guys, stop worrying about me and go study.
[10:23] Nagatoro
    I don't have make-up exams.
[10:29] Gamo
    Help us study, Paisen.
[10:31] Yoshi
    Help us.
SIGN    English
SIGN    Contemporary Literature
[10:40] Nagatoro
    You did pretty well.
[10:43] Senpai
    I worked hard.
[10:45] Nagatoro
    Are you that much against
    becoming my classmate?
SIGN    DON'T TOY WITH ME, MISS NAGATORO
SIGN    Let's
     get
    boba.
SIGN    
    Boba.
    

SIGN    
    Boba.
    

SIGN    
    Boba.
    

SIGN    
    Boba?
    

SIGN    DON'T TOY WITH ME, MISS NAGATORO
SIGN    Baby boba!
SIGN    B
    o
    b
    a
    !
[11:01] Nagatoro
    Gross, gross, gross.
[11:03] Nagatoro
    Gross, gross, gross.
SIGN    Let's Play Rock-Paper-Scissors, Senpai ! !
[11:05] Nagatoro
    Gross, gross, gross.
[11:07] Nagatoro
    Gross, gross, gross.
[11:07] Gamo-chan
    We can't have Hayacchi seeing you like this.
[11:09] Nagatoro
    Gross, gross, gross.
[11:11] Senpai
    H-Hey, wait!
[11:13] Gamo-chan
    It's fine. You want to
    feel better, don't you?
[11:18] Gamo-chan
    You always do this on
    your own, don't you?
[11:20] Yosshi
    Yeah!
[11:22] Senpai
    B-But having someone else do it
    for me s-seems a bit scary...
[11:27] Gamo-chan
    Don't worry. She'll be gentle.
[11:31] Yosshi
    Gentle!
[11:32] Sakura
    Okay, you're going to feel a touch.
[11:35] Senpai
    H-Hey, wait...
[11:37] Gamo-chan
    Stay still, Paisen.
[11:39] Senpai
    Wai—
[11:42] Sakura
    Come on. Stop squirming.
    I'm trying to be gentle.
[11:47] Senpai
    B-But...
[11:51] Gamo-chan
    Just shut up and let yourself go, Paisen.
[11:54] Yosshi
    Body and soul!
[11:56] Sakura
    Aw, you moved so much that
    my hand's in a weird position.
[12:01] Senpai
    B-But if you hold it like that...
[12:03] Gamo-chan
    Quit resisting!
[12:05] Senpai
    B-But any more and I'm going to...
[12:07] Sakura
    Don't worry. You'll feel so much
    better when you get it all out.
[12:11] Senpai
    B-But wait, no...
[12:14] Senpai
    Stop!
[12:31] Gamo-chan
    H-Hey, we were just...
[12:34] Sakura
    We just thought we'd help
    him pull out this splinter.
[13:04] Nagatoro
    You're nice, aren't you, Senpai?
[13:07] Senpai
    Wh-What brought that up?
[13:10] Nagatoro
    You don't mind carrying a cute girl's stuff,
[13:12] ---
    even if it's not that heavy.
[13:16] Senpai
    I-I was just passing by, and she asked me.
[13:21] (Flashback) Sakura
    Here.
[13:21] Senpai
    The stacked ones looked pretty heavy.
[13:25] Senpai
    Who wouldn't help carry stuff?
[13:29] Nagatoro
    Okay...
[13:30] Nagatoro
    Carry mine, too, then.
[13:32] Senpai
    Why would you say that?
[13:36] Nagatoro
    Fine.
[13:38] Nagatoro
    Let's play rock-paper-scissors, then.
[13:40] Senpai
    Wha?
[13:41] Nagatoro
    The loser has to carry the winner's bag.
[13:44] Nagatoro
    Up to the three-way ahead.
[13:46] Senpai
    What are we, in elementary school?
[13:48] Nagatoro
    Start with rock.
[13:50] Nagatoro
    Rock, paper, scissors...
[13:51] Senpai
    Wait...
[13:52] Nagatoro
    Shoot!
[14:11] Senpai
    She did this to herself.
[14:14] Senpai
    I haven't done anything wrong.
[14:18] Senpai
    Yet I can't help but feel guilty.
[14:20] Nagatoro
    It must be pretty easy for you,
[14:23] ---
    having a younger girl carry your stuff home.
[14:27] Senpai
    We can switch if you're getting tired.
[14:30] Nagatoro
    It's fine.
[14:31] Nagatoro
    This is what I get for losing.
[14:39] Nagatoro
    Next, we're going up to the four-way.
[14:41] Senpai
    W-We're still doing this?
[14:46] Senpai
    I have a feeling I'll be
    in trouble if I win twice.
[14:50] Nagatoro
    Start with rock.
[14:52] Nagatoro
    Rock... Paper... Scissors...
[14:58] Nagatoro
    Shoot!
[15:16] Nagatoro
    I win!
[15:20] Senpai
    I guess I'm trying to be considerate.
[15:26] Nagatoro
    Man, this is so easy.
[15:29] Senpai
    Heavy.
[15:31] Nagatoro
    This is perfect for you, though, isn't it?
[15:35] Senpai
    How?
[15:36] Nagatoro
    You know how it is in manga and stuff...
[15:39] Nagatoro
    You're always carrying
    heavy stuff around, and...
[15:44] Nagatoro
    Time to show you my true potential.
[15:50] Nagatoro
    Now...
[15:58] Nagatoro
    I can fight at full strength!
[16:05] Nagatoro
    You know how they get really strong?
[16:10] Senpai
    Who are you fighting?!
[16:17] Nagatoro
    This is our last one.
[16:19] Senpai
    No more being considerate!
[16:21] Nagatoro
    Start with rock.
[16:23] Nagatoro
    Rock, paper, scissors...
[16:25] Nagatoro
    Scissors!
[16:26] Nagatoro
    Yay!
[16:29] Senpai
    All right, then.
[16:31] Senpai
    Give me your bag.
[16:32] Nagatoro
    No, don't worry about my bag.
[16:35] Nagatoro
    Instead...
[16:37] Nagatoro
    I'm your luggage.
[16:40] Senpai
    What are you doing?!
[16:42] Senpai
    What if someone sees us?
[16:44] Nagatoro
    It's all right.
[16:46] Nagatoro
    There aren't that many people around here.
[16:49] Senpai
    B-But...
[16:50] Nagatoro
    Come on. Let's go!
[17:01] Nagatoro
    Senpai, you're beet red.
[17:05] Nagatoro
    Have you never carried a girl before?
[17:09] Senpai
    G-Gee, who knows?
[17:12] Nagatoro
    "Gee, who knows?"
[17:15] Nagatoro
    Hear that?!
[17:17] Nagatoro
    Of course you haven't!
[17:19] Nagatoro
    Look at you, trying to look cool!
[17:20] Nagatoro
    Gross! Gross! Gross!
[17:22] Senpai
    Hey! hold still!
[17:24] Nagatoro
    Okay.
[17:31] Senpai
    So heavy...
[17:33] Senpai
    I mean...
[17:36] Senpai
    Considering everything that's on me...
[17:39] Senpai
    Worse than that, though...
[17:46] Senpai
    Crap...
[17:47] Senpai
    I'm going to drop her!
[17:59] Senpai
    U-Uh... Sorry...
[18:01] Nagatoro
    I'm going this way.
[18:11] Senpai
    Did I upset her?
SIGN    I'm gaming
    What kinda game?
    A dating sim?
    It's a fighting game!
    You're so creepy, Senpai
    I'm going to bed
    See you tomorrow, Senpai
    Thanks for holding my stuff
SIGN    You're so creepy, Senpai
    I'm going to bed
    See you tomorrow, Senpai
    Thanks for holding my stuff
    What are you up to right now?
SIGN    See you tomorrow, Senpai
    Thanks for holding my stuff
    What are you up to right now?
    Are you all by yourself, doing nasty things?
SIGN    Thanks for holding my stuff
    What are you up to right now?
    Are you all by yourself, doing nasty things?
    Nasty!
[18:50] phone
    Nasty!
[18:54] Senpai
    I'm doing my homework.
[18:56] Nagatoro
    Yeah? Okay, pop quiz time.
SIGN    I'm doing homework.
    Yeah? Okay, pop quiz time.
    What am I doing right now?
[19:00] Nagatoro
    What am I doing right now?
[19:06] Senpai
    Watching TV or something?
SIGN    Yeah? Okay, pop quiz time.
    What am I doing right now?
    Watching TV or something?
    Wrong
[19:10] Nagatoro
    Wrong.
SIGN    Nagatoro
[19:20] Nagatoro
    The answer is...
[19:23] Nagatoro
    Taking a bath!
[19:31] Nagatoro
    You freak out so much.
[19:35] Senpai
    I-I-I-I'm n-not f-f-freaking out!
[19:38] Nagatoro
    Lies.
[19:40] Nagatoro
    Your voice was totally freaked out.
[19:42] Nagatoro
    Was that too much for a virgin like you?
[19:48] Senpai
    I-It wasn't too much of anything!
[19:51] Senpai
    I only hear your voice.
[19:52] Nagatoro
    You probably have a really
    strong imagination.
[19:55] Nagatoro
    I bet you see me naked
    in your head right now.
[19:59] Senpai
    I don't see anything!
[20:02] Senpai
    I'm busy studying right now.
[20:05] Nagatoro
    Oh, no!
[20:06] Nagatoro
    Senpai's defiling me in his mind.
[20:10] Senpai
    I'm not doing that!
[20:12] Nagatoro
    Senpai, you pervert!
[20:16] Senpai
    I'm not a pervert!
[20:18] Nagatoro
    Mega-perv, then!
[20:20] Senpai
    Stay calm.
[20:21] Senpai
    Stay calm, stay calm.
[20:24] Senpai
    Stay calm.
[20:25] Senpai
    Don't let Nagatoro take control.
[20:35] Senpai
    She turned on her camera?!
[20:42] Nagatoro
    You're freaking out too much, Senpai.
[20:44] Nagatoro
    Did you see me naked with your
    overwhelming power of imagination?
[20:49] Senpai
    I-I saw...
[20:50] Senpai
    Y-You're on v-video!
[21:15] Senpai
    A-All I saw was from your shoulders up.
[21:20] Senpai
    I didn't see anything else,
    so it's okay, I guess...
[21:23] Senpai
    I guess it's not really for me to
    decide if it was okay or not...
[21:29] Senpai
    S-Sorry.
[21:31] Nagatoro
    Y-You don't need to apologize.
[21:34] Nagatoro
    It wasn't a big deal for me.
[23:25] Nagatoro
    Points of improvement for today.
[23:27] Nagatoro
    Too bad you didn't get to
    have Sakura do it for you.
[23:29] Senpai
    It was just a splinter.
[23:31] Nagatoro
    You were making some really
    nasty voices, though.
[23:34] Senpai
    I was glad I had you do it, though.
[23:37] Nagatoro
    Nasty!
[23:38] Senpai
    The splinter, I mean!

E9 - Senpai's Such a Closet Perv!! / There's No Way Creepy Senpai Could Go on a Proper Date!!

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[00:07] Senpai
    What are you doing?
[00:11] Nagatoro
    Shadow boxing.
[00:17] Nagatoro
    I've been hooked on boxing ever
    since you lent me that Ippo show.
[00:23] Senpai
    I probably shouldn't have showed her that.
[00:29] Nagatoro
    Senpai...
[00:33] Nagatoro
    Be my sparring partner!
[00:37] Senpai
    I-I can't box!
[00:40] Nagatoro
    It's fine!
[00:42] Nagatoro
    You just have to stand there.
[00:45] Senpai
    Like a punching bag?!
[00:52] Senpai
    Boxers aren't supposed to
    hit anyone outside the ring.
[00:55] Nagatoro
    I know that.
[00:57] Nagatoro
    I'll stop right before I hit you.
[00:59] Nagatoro
    Like this!
[01:04] Nagatoro
    Come on. You can hit me back.
[01:08] Senpai
    What am I supposed to do?!
[01:11] Nagatoro
    Come on, come on!
[01:12] Nagatoro
    Senpai!
[01:14] Nagatoro
    H-Hey! You're h-hitting me!
[01:30] Senpai
    S-Sorry!
[01:36] Senpai
    Sh-She's going to beat me to death.
[01:45] Nagatoro
    Of course you would put me in a
    clinch right off the bat, Senpai.
[01:51] Nagatoro
    So that happened.
[01:54] Nagatoro
    Who does he think he is,
    putting me in a clinch?
[01:56] Nagatoro
    It's so creepy, it's hilarious.
[01:58] Yoshi
    Clinch!
[02:00] Sakura
    So skeevy.
[02:02] Gamo
    Huh?
[02:03] Gamo
    The clinch is a perfectly
    fine fighting technique.
[02:06] Nagatoro
    Still, it's pervy.
[02:08] Yoshi
    I want to give him the clinch, too!
[02:12] Sakura
    I don't know about clinching...
[02:17] Sakura
    but I might want to try pinning him.
[02:20] Yoshi
    I give! I give!
[02:22] Nagatoro
    Pinning isn't a thing in boxing.
[02:26] Sakura
    Just a little!
[02:28] Nagatoro
    No!
[02:29] Gamo
    All right, let's go spar with Paisen.
[02:33] Yoshi
    Sparring!
[02:35] Sakura
    Yay!
[02:36] Nagatoro
    Hold it!
[02:37] Sakura
    What's wrong?
[02:46] Nagatoro
    You're not supposed to hit
    anyone outside the ring.
[02:51] Gamo
    Um, what about you?
[02:56] Nagatoro
    I know how to hold back.
[02:59] Gamo
    I'll hold back, too.
SIGN    Art Room
[03:12] Nagatoro
    Senpai, run away!
[03:15] Gamo
    Paisen! Let's spar!
[03:17] Yoshi
    Clinch!
[03:18] Sakura
    Pincer!
[03:19] Senpai
    Wha?!
[03:20] Nagatoro
    Senpai, I'll take care of this!
[03:25] Gamo
    Wanna go?
[03:26] Yoshi
    Go, go!
[03:29] Senpai
    She sounds badass, but...
[03:32] Senpai
    I bet this was her fault, wasn't it?
SIGN    DON'T TOY WITH ME,
SIGN    DON'T TOY WITH ME,
SIGN    DON'T TOY WITH ME,
SIGN    DON'T TOY WITH ME,
SIGN    MISS NAGATORO
SIGN    MISS NAGATORO
SIGN    MISS NAGATORO
SIGN    MISS NAGATORO
SIGN    DON'T TOY WITH ME, MISS NAGATORO
SIGN    DON'T TOY WITH ME, MISS NAGATORO
SIGN    DON'T TOY WITH ME, MISS NAGATORO
SIGN    Senpai's Such a Closet Perv!!
[05:17] Senpai
    I'm so tired...
[05:18] Senpai
    I need healing.
[05:21] Senpai
    I need my oasis.
[05:24] Senpai
    I'll go draw in the club room in peace.
SIGN    Art Room
[05:28] Senpai
    I'll draw.
[05:37] Yoshi
    Seriously?!
[05:39] Yoshi
    A nude! A nude!
[05:42] Gamo
    Let me see.
[05:44] Gamo
    I'm buck naked!
[05:46] Gamo
    Put some clothes on me.
[05:47] Yoshi
    But it's art.
[05:50] Yoshi
    It's Senpai!
[05:51] Senpai
    My oasis...
[05:53] Gamo
    'Sup?
[05:53] Senpai
    is being occupied.
[06:01] Senpai
    Why'd you come to my club
    room just to make a racket?
[06:05] Gamo
    Well, we usually hang out
     in the dining hall,
[06:11] ---
    but there's been this annoying
    group lately that won't shut up.
[06:16] (Flashback) Gamo
    Hey, could you keep it down a bit?
[06:19] (Flashback) Person 1
    Sure, sure.
[06:20] (Flashback) Person 1
    There.
[06:21] (Flashback) Person 1
    Bam.
[06:27] Gamo
    They pretend to listen,
    then they go right back to it.
[06:30] Gamo
    They're so annoying.
[06:33] Nagatoro
    So we decided to chill here instead.
[06:37] Senpai
    This is the art room!
[06:40] Senpai
    I'm surprised, though.
[06:42] Senpai
    I didn't think you'd back
    down without a fight.
[06:45] Senpai
    I thought you would have
    made them shut up.
[06:51] Nagatoro
    You don't get it, Senpai.
[06:55] Gamo
    There's a better way to handle
    it than doing it directly.
[06:59] Yoshi
    Yup.
[07:04] Senpai
    A better way?
[07:06] Nagatoro
    We sent in a saboteur.
[07:11] Person 2
    Dude, why wouldn't you save?!
[07:14] Person 1
    Why would I?
[07:15] Sakura
    Hey, hey...
[07:17] Sakura
    What are you guys up to?
[07:20] Sakura
    Gaming?
[07:21] Sakura
    Teach me! Teach me!
[07:25] Sakura
    Wow!
[07:27] Sakura
    You're too good at teaching.
[07:30] Person 1
    N-Nah, I'm not, really.
[07:33] Sakura
    You're so good.
[07:34] Sakura
    Let's play by ourselves sometime.
[07:37] Person 2
    Sure, I guess.
[07:41] Sakura
    You're so awesome.
[07:42] Sakura
    I think I might fall for you.
[07:45] Person 3
    Y-Yeah?
[07:49] Sakura
    Hey, hey, are you in a relationship?
[07:52] ---
    N-No, I'm not.
[07:55] Nagatoro
    Give it a week, and the group will implode!
[08:02] Gamo
    Then we'll be back in the dining hall.
[08:05] Gamo
    So don't worry, Paisen.
[08:08] Nagatoro
    Men are pitiful creatures, always at
     the mercy of their own horniness.
[08:12] Yoshi
    So sad!
[08:14] Senpai
    I need to make sure I never
    get on their bad side.
[08:17] Gamo
    Senpai doesn't seem horny, though.
[08:22] Gamo
    He's the very picture of an herbivore.
[08:25] Yoshi
    A sheep?!
[08:27] Nagatoro
    Nah.
[08:29] Nagatoro
    Senpai's horny as hell.
[08:32] Nagatoro
    He gets all red as soon as you
    tease him even just a little.
[08:37] Senpai
    Wh-What are you...
[08:39] Nagatoro
    Senpai, want me to kiss you?
[08:42] Senpai
    Wh-What...
[08:44] Nagatoro
    Just kidding.
[08:48] Nagatoro
    See?
[08:50] Nagatoro
    He's beet red thinking
    I was about to kiss him!
[08:52] Nagatoro
    Senpai's such a closet perv.
[08:56] Gamo
    Nah, he's just acting
    awkward like all virgins do.
[09:01] Gamo
    He's an herbivore!
[09:02] Gamo
    He has no libido!
[09:03] Yoshi
    None!
[09:04] Nagatoro
    He does, too!
[09:06] Gamo
    Nope.
[09:07] Nagatoro
    He does!
[09:08] Gamo
    Nope.
[09:09] Nagatoro
    Yes, he does!
[09:16] Yoshi
    Ow!
[09:17] Nagatoro
    Want to make a bet, then?
[09:19] Gamo
    A bet?
[09:21] Nagatoro
    Senpai is hiding...
[09:26] Nagatoro
    dirty books in this room!
[09:28] Senpai
    Huh?!
[09:29] Nagatoro
    If I find it, I win.
[09:31] Nagatoro
    The loser has to buy pancakes.
[09:34] Gamo
    That sounds fun.
[09:35] Gamo
    Challenge accepted.
[09:43] Senpai
    Y-You're not going to find any dirty books!
[09:46] Nagatoro
    That was a suspicious reaction.
SIGN    Announcer
[09:51] Yoshi
    What do you think, commentator Gamo-chan?
[09:53] Gamo
    He's clean.
[09:55] Gamo
    Paisen is just acting sus, like usual.
[09:58] Nagatoro
    No!
[10:00] Nagatoro
    He's freaking out because
     I'm about to find his dirty books!
[10:03] Yoshi
    What's your take?
[10:04] Gamo
    No way.
[10:05] Gamo
    It's not possible.
[10:07] Nagatoro
    Yes, it is!
[10:08] Nagatoro
    I'm going to find it!
[10:10] Senpai
    I kind of do have a dirty book.
[10:16] Senpai
    It's called Paraiso Harem*.
[10:18] Senpai
    It's an ongoing series in what's, technically,
    a young adult magazine, but really...
[10:23] Senpai
    It's basically hentai manga.
[10:25] Senpai
    I just enjoy Yagami Rintarou-sensei's beautiful*
    artwork and the orthodox fantasy plot.
[10:32] Senpai
    I'm definitely not reading
    it for the sexy stuff.
[10:36] Senpai
    And I keep it...
[10:42] ---
    ...in the prep room next door.
[10:46] Senpai
    So there are no dirty books in this room.
[10:52] Yoshi
    It's been about fifteen minutes.
[10:55] Gamo
    She's just wasting time looking for it.
[10:58] Nagatoro
    I'm sure he has something!
[11:01] Gamo
    Just admit it.
[11:03] Gamo
    Paisen's an herbivore.
[11:06] Yoshi
    Herbivore!
[11:12] Gamo
    Why don't you give up, already?
[11:14] Gamo
    Paisen's a sheep.
[11:16] Yoshi
    Sheep!
[11:22] Senpai
    Too bad for you, Nagatoro!
[11:26] Senpai
    You'd never find dirty books here.
[11:35] Nagatoro
    It's a dirty book!
[11:38] Nagatoro
    Perv! Creep! Perv! Creep!
[11:41] Senpai
    Oh, no! Stop it!
[11:42] Senpai
    Perv! Creep! Perv! Creep!
[11:45] Senpai
    Perv! Creep! Perv! Creep!
[11:53] Gamo
    Let's go.
[11:54] Yoshi
    Let's go.
SIGN    DON'T TOY WITH ME, MISS NAGATORO
SIGN    DON'T TOY WITH ME, MISS NAGATORO
SIGN    There's No Way Creepy Senpai Could Go on a Proper Date!!
[12:17] Nagatoro
    'Sup, Senpai?
[12:19] Senpai
    'Sup?
[12:30] Senpai
    An earring.
[12:32] Nagatoro
    You're drawing lame stuff again.
[12:40] Nagatoro
    This?
[12:42] Nagatoro
    What do you think?
[12:46] Senpai
    I-I think it looks good.
[12:51] Nagatoro
    Thanks, Senpai.
[12:53] Nagatoro
    I haven't had anything in lately,
    and the pierce started healing.
[12:57] Nagatoro
    I reopened it with this.
[13:01] Senpai
    That sounds painful.
[13:02] Nagatoro
    It's not painful at all.
[13:04] Nagatoro
    A little prick, maybe.
[13:11] Senpai
    Wh-What?
[13:14] Nagatoro
    Want to try getting your
     ears pierced too, Senpai?
[13:18] Nagatoro
    Are you afraid of pain?
[13:19] Senpai
    No, it's not even about the pain.
[13:22] Senpai
    It'd be so weird for someone
    like me to have an earring!
[13:33] Senpai
    See?
[13:34] Nagatoro
    Nah, it wouldn't be weird.
[13:36] Nagatoro
    You could wear it just when you're
    inside, if you're embarrassed.
[13:41] Nagatoro
    A matching earring.
[13:48] Senpai
    Matching earrings.
[13:54] Nagatoro
    Well?
[13:55] Nagatoro
    Don't move. It's dangerous.
[13:58] Nagatoro
    Don't worry.
[14:00] Nagatoro
    It's just a little prick...
[14:04] Senpai
    W-Wait!
[14:10] Senpai
    She opened a hole.
[14:14] Senpai
    I've been defiled...
[14:16] Senpai
    by Nagatoro!
[14:18] Nagatoro
    Submit!
[14:25] Senpai
    Huh?
[14:29] Senpai
    Huh?
[14:35] Nagatoro
    I just pinched you!
[14:39] Nagatoro
    Wait, you seem a bit disappointed, Senpai.
[14:43] Senpai
    No, not really.
[14:46] Nagatoro
    Do you really want a piercing?
[14:48] Senpai
    Ow, ow, ow!
[14:49] Senpai
    I-I don't!
[14:58] Sakura
    Senpai-kun, help me.
SIGN    Family
SIGN    Restaurant
[15:09] Nagatoro
    A stalker?
[15:12] Sakura
    Yeah.
[15:13] Nagatoro
    You were trolling that club,
[15:15] ---
    and one of them started
    following you around like a stalker?
[15:21] Gamo
    That's bad.
[15:22] Yoshi
    Yeah, bad.
[15:27] Sakura
    He's still doing it.
[15:31] Nagatoro
    Oh, man!
[15:33] Sakura
    I'm scared!
[15:36] Gamo
    What do you think, Paisen?
[15:38] Senpai
    You guys did it to yourselves.
[15:41] Senpai
    This is what you get for
    messing with people's heads.
[15:45] Gamo
    Look, Paisen made her cry.
[15:52] Sakura
    Hey...
[15:54] Sakura
    Senpai-kun, could you do something for me?
[16:02] Sakura
    Could you pretend to be my boyfriend?
[16:08] Sakura
    I think he might give up
     if he saw us flirting.
[16:15] Senpai
    Wh-Why should I?
[16:17] Sakura
    I'm single right now.
[16:20] Sakura
    You're about the only person
    I can ask to do that.
[16:25] Senpai
    B-But...
[16:27] Senpai
    P-Pretend to be your boyfriend?
[16:30] Gamo
    Why not?
[16:32] Gamo
    Paisen would be harmless.
[16:34] Yoshi
    Totally harmless!
[16:36] Nagatoro
    No, he's not.
[16:38] Nagatoro
    He's super harmful.
[16:42] Nagatoro
    He's like a harmful insect.
[16:46] Nagatoro
    Let this creepy senpai pretend
    to be your boyfriend,
[16:50] ---
    and forget about losing your stalker...
[16:52] Nagatoro
    You'll have twice as many!
[16:54] Sakura
    No!
[16:56] Sakura
    No!
[16:59] Sakura
    No!
[17:02] Senpai
    That's crazy talk!
[17:04] Senpai
    I'd never do such a thing!
[17:07] Sakura
    Then could you please
    pretend to be my boyfriend?
[17:18] Senpai
    Sure, I guess.
[17:33] Senpai
    I couldn't really say no...
[17:36] Senpai
    But what are you supposed to do on a date?
[17:38] Senpai
    I mean, I guess it's just pretend.
[17:40] Senpai
    We can just wander around.
[17:43] Sakura
    Senpai-kun.
[17:46] Sakura
    Sorry, were you waiting long?
[17:49] Senpai
    No, not really.
[17:53] Sakura
    Okay, let's go.
[17:56] Senpai
    S-Sure.
[18:06] Sakura
    Senpai-kun, are you nervous?
[18:09] Senpai
    N-Not really.
[18:12] Sakura
    Don't worry.
[18:14] Sakura
    I'll take the lead today.
[18:17] Senpai
    The lead?
[18:41] Gamo
    Paisen's awkward as hell.
[18:49] Gamo
    Isn't this the kind of thing you might
    see in those anime shows Paisen likes?
[18:54] Yoshi
    Totally!
[18:56] Gamo
    For some reason, they have
    to pretend to be on a date.
[19:00] Yoshi
    But...
[19:02] Gamo
    But the act becomes real,
    things start heating up, and...
[19:09] Yoshi
    And...
[19:10] Gamo
    What they thought were
    fake feelings become...
[19:13] Gamo
    An actual date!
[19:15] Yoshi
    A date!
[19:16] Nagatoro
    There's no way he could
    make it a proper date!
[19:20] Gamo
    Why so mad?
[19:22] Nagatoro
    I'm not mad!
[19:25] Sakura
    About that thing I asked you...
[19:27] Sakura
    Are you sure you're okay with it?
[19:31] Senpai
    What do you mean?
[19:37] Sakura
    Isn't there anyone you
    want to go on a date with?
[19:41] Nagatoro
    N-Not really.
[19:44] Sakura
    Yeah?
[19:55] Nagatoro
    S-Speaking of which, where's the stalker?
[19:59] Sakura
    I haven't seen him.
[20:01] Person 1
    Ow! Ow!
[20:06] Senpai
    Nagatoro!
[20:09] Gamo
    When did that happen?!
[20:12] Person 1
    I'm sorry!
[20:13] Person 1
    I won't do it anymore!
[20:14] Person 1
    Forgive me!
[20:16] Person 1
    I'm sorry! I'm sorry!
[20:19] Nagatoro
    Now we can end this charade.
[20:25] Sakura
    Yeah...
[20:26] Gamo
    What are you doing?!
[20:27] Yoshi
    You ruined it!
[20:29] Nagatoro
    It's better to solve the problem
     sooner rather than later, right?
[20:31] Gamo
    But the photo ops!
[20:33] Yoshi
    The photo ops!
[20:35] Nagatoro
    What photo ops?!
[20:36] Person 1
    I'm out!
[20:37] Person 1
    I'm sorry! I won't do it again!
[20:43] Gamo
    Okay, let's go home.
[20:46] Sakura
    Okay!
[20:50] Nagatoro
    Let's go home, Senpai.
[20:53] Senpai
    Yeah.
[20:55] Nagatoro
    Sucks to be you, Senpai.
[20:57] Nagatoro
    There goes your much-anticipated first date.
[21:01] Senpai
    I-It's fine.
[21:02] Senpai
    It was just pretend, anyway.
[21:05] Senpai
    That's one less thing to worry about.
[21:07] Nagatoro
    Yeah, right!
[21:08] Nagatoro
    You were having pervy thoughts, weren't you?
[21:12] Nagatoro
    Like, you lock arms with her,
[21:14] ---
    her breast touches you, and if you're lucky,
[21:19] ---
    you might even lose your virginity.
[21:22] Senpai
    Wh-Wh-Wh-Wh-What are you talking about?!
[21:25] Nagatoro
    Pervert!
[21:26] Nagatoro
    You're such a pervert, Senpai!
[21:28] Senpai
    Th-That would have never happened!
[21:30] Nagatoro
    You're not ready for going on dates, are you?
[21:43] Senpai
    I guess you're right.
[21:51] Nagatoro
    You're so gross, Senpai.
[23:26] Sakura
    Points of improvement for today!
[23:27] Sakura
    Senpai, I heard you cheated
    on the dirty book hunt.
[23:30] Yoshi
    Cheater!
[23:31] Senpai
    No, I...
[23:32] Sakura
    Why don't you two go out already?
[23:35] Sakura
    Let's go home, Yoshi.
[23:37] Yoshi
    Roger!
[23:37] Senpai
    Wait, at least toy with me or something!

E10 - You Seem Pretty Stiff, Senpai / I'll Do It For You, Senpai!!

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[00:03] Senpai
    Wh-What?
[00:06] Nagatoro
    Want a little treat?
[00:08] Senpai
    Huh?
[00:09] Senpai
    Wh-What?
[00:11] Nagatoro
    I got some really steamy snaps.
[00:15] Senpai
    S-Snaps?!
[00:20] Nagatoro
    They're super steamy. Piping hot.
[00:23] Senpai
    P-Piping hot?!
[00:26] Senpai
    And they're all natural.
[00:29] Nagatoro
    A-All natural?!
[00:33] Senpai
    I-I can't look at those.
[00:40] Nagatoro
    Snap-Sizzle-Pop Chicken Bites.
[00:43] Nagatoro
    What did you think I meant?
[00:45] Senpai
    I-I wasn't expecting anything.
[00:47] Nagatoro
    Why are you so red, then?
[00:50] Nagatoro
    You were expecting something lewd, huh?
[00:53] Nagatoro
    Weren't you, pervy Senpai?
[00:56] Nagatoro
    Here. Say, "Ah."
[01:02] Senpai
    I'll... I'll eat it myself.
[01:05] Nagatoro
    It's crazy good.
[01:07] Nagatoro
    Made fresh and steaming hot.
[01:09] Senpai
    Y-Yeah?
SIGN    DON'T TOY WITH ME,
SIGN    DON'T TOY WITH ME,
SIGN    DON'T TOY WITH ME,
SIGN    DON'T TOY WITH ME,
SIGN    MISS NAGATORO
SIGN    MISS NAGATORO
SIGN    MISS NAGATORO
SIGN    MISS NAGATORO
SIGN    DON'T TOY WITH ME, MISS NAGATORO
SIGN    DON'T TOY WITH ME, MISS NAGATORO
SIGN    DON'T TOY WITH ME, MISS NAGATORO
SIGN    You Seem Pretty Stiff, Senpai
[02:47] Senpai
    I hate this.
[02:50] Senpai
    I can't stand marathons.
[02:53] Sakura
    The second-years are doing a marathon.
[02:56] Yoshi
    There's Senpai!
[02:58] Sakura
    He's way in the lead!
[03:01] Gamo
    I'm pretty sure he got lapped.
[03:04] Yoshi
    What's this? Senpai's falling behind!
[03:13] Nagatoro
    I saw you, Senpai.
[03:16] Nagatoro
    What was that flimsy running?
[03:19] Senpai
    Sh-Shut up!
[03:21] Nagatoro
    I'm embarrassed that you're my senpai.
[03:24] Senpai
    I can't help it.
[03:26] Senpai
    I'm bad at running.
[03:29] Nagatoro
    Sure you can help it.
[03:31] Nagatoro
    Even you can learn to run if you practice.
[03:33] Senpai
    No way.
[03:35] Senpai
    Everyone's got their
    strengths and weaknesses.
[03:38] Senpai
    I'm not good at anything besides drawing.
[03:43] Nagatoro
    You won't know until you try.
[03:47] Senpai
    Practicing only helps if
    you already have talent.
[03:53] Senpai
    There's no point if you aren't
    cut out for it to begin with.
[03:55] Nagatoro
    I don't want to hear your groaning!
[03:58] Nagatoro
    Fine! We're having secret training
    sessions starting tomorrow.
[04:03] Nagatoro
    I'm going to slap that
    rotten attitude straight!
[04:07] Senpai
    Like in a sports anime?!
[04:08] Nagatoro
    Like in a sports anime!
[04:14] Senpai
    So sleepy.
[04:16] Senpai
    There goes my weekend.
[04:18] Senpai
    Why do I have to run?
[04:19] Nagatoro
    Senpai!
[04:22] Nagatoro
    Good morning!
[04:30] Senpai
    M-Morning.
[04:34] Nagatoro
    That was kind of creepy, Senpai.
[04:37] Senpai
    Hey!
[04:37] Senpai
    Stop it!
[04:39] Nagatoro
    Let's go, Senpai.
[04:43] Nagatoro
    Sports anime time!
[04:46] Senpai
    This is way too intense.
[04:52] Senpai
    My stomach's cramping up.
[04:55] Senpai
    This is the least fitting
    thing I could be doing.
[05:18] Nagatoro
    You're falling behind, Senpai.
[05:25] Nagatoro
    You wanna go, Senpai?
[05:27] Nagatoro
    You aren't beating me!
[05:31] Senpai
    You don't need to race me!
[05:44] Senpai
    I'm spent.
[05:45] Nagatoro
    Oh, come on.
[05:46] Nagatoro
    We're only halfway there.
[05:48] Senpai
    I'm good.
[05:50] Senpai
    I don't think this is for me.
[05:53] Senpai
    You can go ahead.
[05:56] Nagatoro
    I see.
[05:59] Nagatoro
    You sure are...
[06:04] Nagatoro
    a wimp.
SIGN    Wimp
[06:07] Senpai
    Wimp...
[06:08] Nagatoro
    I knew you weren't very gutsy,
    but I didn't realize it was this bad.
[06:12] Nagatoro
    A grade schooler has more guts than you.
[06:15] Nagatoro
    You have less guts than
    a puppy, or even a bug.
[06:22] Nagatoro
    What's wrong?
[06:23] Nagatoro
    Feeling insulted?
[06:25] Nagatoro
    Does being laughed at by a
    younger girl make you feel insulted?
[06:31] Nagatoro
    Come after me if you're that upset!
[06:36] Nagatoro
    Right, Maggot-senpai?
[06:40] Senpai
    You didn't...
[06:42] Senpai
    You didn't have to say it like that!
[06:50] Nagatoro
    I'll promote you to human
    if you can finish the run.
[06:53] Nagatoro
    Until then, you're Maggot-senpai.
[06:55] Senpai
    Who are you calling a maggot?!
[07:01] Senpai
    I made it.
[07:02] Senpai
    I ran five kilometers.
[07:06] Nagatoro
    I knew you could do it if you tried.
[07:08] Nagatoro
    I wouldn't mind taking back "maggot," Senpai.
[07:12] Senpai
    Why, thank you.
[07:14] Nagatoro
    Well, then, now that we've ran a ton...
[07:17] Nagatoro
    It's time to stretch.
[07:20] Nagatoro
    You have to take your time to
    really stretch your muscles.
[07:24] Nagatoro
    That'll lessen your muscle
    fatigue for tomorrow.
[07:27] Nagatoro
    You do it too, Senpai.
[07:33] Nagatoro
    You seem pretty stiff, Senpai.
[07:37] Nagatoro
    Can you even bend forward?
[07:41] Nagatoro
    Like this.
[07:47] Nagatoro
    What are you daydreaming about?
[07:49] Senpai
    N-No...
[07:50] Nagatoro
    You're doing it, too, Senpai.
[07:56] Nagatoro
    Oh, jeez.
[07:58] Nagatoro
    You're way too stiff, Senpai.
[08:01] Nagatoro
    Sit down for a second, please.
[08:08] Nagatoro
    I'll help you out.
[08:11] Senpai
    I-It's fine.
[08:12] Senpai
    I'll do it myself.
[08:13] Nagatoro
    It's more efficient when you do it together.
[08:18] Nagatoro
    All right. Now, stand up.
[08:20] Nagatoro
    We'll do some side stretches.
[08:24] Nagatoro
    Here we go!
[08:26] Senpai
    Ow, ow, ow!
[08:28] Senpai
    Take it slower!
[08:31] Nagatoro
    Don't be such a baby!
[08:35] Senpai
    That hurts!
[08:49] Yoshi
    Fusion?
SIGN    DON'T TOY WITH ME,
    MISS NAGATORO
SIGN    DON'T TOY WITH ME,
    MISS NAGATORO
SIGN    Art Room
SIGN    I'll Do It For You, Senpai!!
[09:05] Senpai
    Who should I get to model?
[09:10] Senpai
    I'm not good at self-portraits.
[09:12] Senpai
    I might have to ask the club president.
[09:15] Nagatoro
    Senpai!
[09:16] Nagatoro
    Looks like you've got something on your mind.
[09:18] Nagatoro
    What's the matter?
[09:20] Nagatoro
    What was that about a model?
[09:22] Nagatoro
    I heard you.
[09:24] Senpai
    No, um...
[09:28] Nagatoro
    I see.
[09:29] Nagatoro
    You haven't been able to find a model
    for your piece for the culture festival.
[09:34] Nagatoro
    Poor you, Senpai.
[09:37] Nagatoro
    You don't have any friends, do you?
[09:39] Senpai
    Shut up!
[09:41] Nagatoro
    I mean, if you're really
    desperate, I'll do it for you...
[09:48] Senpai
    No thanks.
[09:51] Nagatoro
    But I'm offering!
[09:54] Nagatoro
    A cute younger girl!
[09:58] Senpai
    I've decided I'm going
    to draw a guy this time!
[10:04] Nagatoro
    Why?
[10:05] Senpai
    "Why?"
[10:07] Senpai
    Because...
[10:10] Senpai
    Because it's hard to draw the
    person face-to-face otherwise.
[10:21] Nagatoro
    Even though you draw this
    kind of stuff all the time?
[10:24] Nagatoro
    This is what you really want to
    draw, isn't it, you closet perv?
[10:29] Senpai
    N-No!
[10:30] Senpai
    Th-That's just a d-d-d-doodle
    I made because I was bored.
[10:34] Nagatoro
    Liar! Liar!
[10:35] Nagatoro
    You drew such a detailed character.
[10:42] Senpai
    Fine.
[10:43] Senpai
    I'll draw you.
[10:45] Senpai
    But you have to prepare your own outfit.
[10:49] Senpai
    I don't have any girls' clothes.
[10:52] Senpai
    That's the condition.
[10:54] Nagatoro
    Sure thing.
[10:55] Nagatoro
    What kind of clothes would you like?
[10:58] Nagatoro
    A swimsuit, I bet, right?
[11:00] Nagatoro
    Senpai's such a pervert.
[11:03] Senpai
    No, I want to draw that.
[11:14] Senpai
    You aren't going to find an outfit
    that came from a drawing.
[11:17] Senpai
    It's the Folding Screen Tiger strategy!
[11:29] Nagatoro
    I kind of feel bad about
    what I did the other day.
[11:33] Nagatoro
    She offered to model for me.
[11:49] Senpai
    She actually found the outfit!
[11:56] Nagatoro
    I had the needlecraft club
    put it together for me.
[11:59] Nagatoro
    What do you think?
[12:08] Nagatoro
    Say something!
[12:10] Nagatoro
    You were the one who made me do this.
[12:13] Senpai
    I-It's not bad. I think.
[12:16] Senpai
    The fabric is well-done and stuff.
[12:19] Nagatoro
    That's your compliment?
[12:22] Senpai
    I mean... I think it looks good on you.
[12:28] Nagatoro
    Creep! Creep! Creep! Creep! Creep!
[12:38] Nagatoro
    Make me look sexy, Senpai.
[12:43] Senpai
    S-Sexy?
[12:46] Senpai
    I-I'm just going to draw you normally.
[12:49] Gamo
    Paisen's beet red.
[12:51] Yoshi
    Beet red!
[12:52] Sakura
    That's so hilarious.
[12:55] Nagatoro
    Oh, yeah, the culture festival
    starts next week.
[12:59] Sakura
    Yeah.
[13:00] Sakura
    It does.
[13:01] Nagatoro
    My club's running a yakisoba stand.
SIGN    Yakisoba
    300 yen
SIGN    Yakisoba
SIGN    Swimming Club
SIGN    Specialty!!
[13:05] Nagatoro
    Come and get it!
[13:07] Nagatoro
    It's a specialty dish served by the
[13:08] Nagatoro
    Kazehaya High School Swimming Club,
    with a twenty-year history.
[13:11] Gamo
    You aren't even a club member.
[13:13] Nagatoro
    Shush.
[13:14] Nagatoro
    Helpers are members, too.
SIGN    Haunted House
[13:18] Gamo
    My class is doing a haunted house.
[13:20] Gamo
    It's scary as hell.
[13:22] Yoshi
    Too scary even for Junji!
[13:24] Sakura
    I think I'm going to be
    helping the gaming club.
[13:29] Nagatoro
    You mean the one from the dining hall?
[13:31] Nagatoro
    You're still with that club, Sakura?
[13:33] Sakura
    Yeah.
[13:34] Sakura
    We all made up and decided
    to have fun together.
[13:38] Nagatoro
    I-I see.
[13:41] Nagatoro
    What's the art club doing for the festival?
[13:49] (Flashback) Captain
    The color's getting muddy there.
[13:52] (Flashback) Senpai
    Right.
[13:55] (Flashback) Captain
    Let it dry out and work on
    something else in the meantime.
[13:58] (Flashback) Senpai
    Okay.
[13:59] (Flashback) Captain
    Don't get lazy.
[14:00] (Flashback) Senpai
    O-Okay.
[14:02] (Flashback) Captain
    That frame is tilted to the right.
[14:05] (Flashback) Captain
    Fix it for me.
[14:06] (Flashback) Senpai
    Okay.
SIGN    Kazehaya High School Culture Festival
SIGN    Art Club Exhibit
[14:10] Person 1
    That was good.
[14:12] Person 2
    It was.
SIGN    Art
    Club
[14:14] (Flashback) Senpai
    We got a lot of visitors.
[14:16] (Flashback) Captain
    Yeah.
[14:19] Senpai
    I think it turned out a lot better to look
    at since we followed the president's opinions.
[14:25] Senpai
    She's pretty amazing.
[14:28] (Flashback) Captain
    Well done.
[14:30] (Flashback) Captain
    We put together a good memory.
[14:35] (Flashback) Captain
    We second-years are going to
    be studying for art school.
[14:38] (Flashback) Captain
    We won't be showing up
    at the club for a while.
[14:41] (Flashback) Captain
    I'm counting on you to
    take care of the art club.
[14:47] (Flashback) Senpai
    Okay.
[14:54] Nagatoro
    Senpai looks pensive.
[14:56] Nagatoro
    Gross.
[14:57] Senpai
    Right. The art festival.
[15:00] Senpai
    I guess I'll probably do an art
    exhibit like we did last year.
[15:05] Nagatoro
    So lame.
[15:07] Sakura
    I bet no one's going to come.
[15:09] Gamo
    That sounds boring.
[15:10] Yoshi
    Gloomy!
[15:11] Nagatoro
    I guess that suits you, though.
[15:16] Nagatoro
    We'll help you out.
[15:18] Nagatoro
    Let's make it more hype.
[15:22] Senpai
    What do you mean, "more hype"?
[15:25] Nagatoro
    Like...
[15:27] Nagatoro
    Whack-a-Senpai!
[15:30] Sakura
    Cackle, cackle, cackle!
[15:32] Nagatoro
    Or...
[15:32] Nagatoro
    Pop-up Senpai!
[15:35] Sakura
    Cackle, cackle, cackle!
[15:38] Senpai
    You're about the only ones
    who would enjoy that!
[15:40] Nagatoro
    Something a bit easier to understand, then.
SIGN    Tea
[15:42] Nagatoro
    A cat café.
[15:45] Nagatoro
    Here you go, meow.
[15:48] Senpai
    H-Hey!
[15:49] Senpai
    You're so close!
[15:51] Sakura
    You're so red.
[15:53] Gamo
    Paisen's really enjoying it.
[15:55] Yoshi
    Totally enjoying it!
[15:57] Senpai
    I'm not!
[15:59] Sakura
    Maybe the reverse works, too.
[16:03] ---
    Reverse?
[16:04] Sakura
    Like a drag café.
[16:06] Senpai
    Not happening!
[16:08] Gamo
    That might kinda work.
[16:09] Yoshi
    It might work.
[16:10] Sakura
    I think it would be popular.
[16:12] Sakura
    You might end up really popular, Senpai-kun.
[16:15] Nagatoro
    Nope!
[16:16] Nagatoro
    That's too creepy!
[16:19] Gamo
    Maybe yes?
[16:21] Yoshi
    Yes!
[16:22] Nagatoro
    No means no!
[16:24] Senpai
    Jeez, these girls...
[16:32] Senpai
    Those footsteps!
[16:40] Senpai
    Stay in the next room for a while.
[16:43] Senpai
    Hurry!
[16:44] Nagatoro
    What for?
[16:46] Senpai
    I'll explain later.
[16:48] Senpai
    H-Hurry!
[16:49] Sakura
    This is so annoying.
[16:52] Gamo
    It reeks of oil.
[16:53] Yoshi
    Gross.
[16:54] Nagatoro
    Senpai's going to lock us up.
[16:57] Sakura
    N-No!
[17:10] Sakura
    P-President...
[17:15] Sakura
    What brings you here today?
[17:23] Captain
    Does a club member need a
    reason to show up to the club?
[17:29] Sakura
    No.
[17:31] Gamo
    That's gotta be his ex.
[17:32] Nagatoro
    There's no way!
[17:34] Sakura
    Maybe he likes older women.
[17:36] Nagatoro
    No!
[17:37] Sakura
    Actually?
[17:37] Nagatoro
    I said no!
[17:42] Captain
    I thought I'd do something
    for the culture festival.
[17:45] Senpai
    An exhibit again, right?
[17:48] Captain
    I've left you in charge of the art club.
[17:52] Captain
    It's up to you to decide.
[17:54] Senpai
    I-I've been thinking of doing an exhibit.
[17:58] Senpai
    It'd be great if you could
    present something, President.
[18:09] Captain
    There's another reason I came here today.
[18:13] Captain
    I've heard some unsavory rumors lately.
[18:17] Captain
    That the art club room has become a
    gathering place for some nasty characters.
[18:25] Captain
    I can't imagine that you'd
    invite people here to party.
[18:30] Captain
    But the club room is not
    a place for merrymaking!
[18:34] Sakura
    The president's so scary.
[18:37] Gamo
    Paisen's getting wrung out.
[18:39] Gamo
    Seems like it's our fault, though.
[18:42] Yoshi
    Sorry...
[18:44] Captain
    The student council's given me a warning.
[18:49] Captain
    I came to see how seriously
    you've been taking the art club.
[18:59] Captain
    What is this, the manga club?
[19:01] Senpai
    N-No...
[19:04] Captain
    I've been thinking that if you don't
    care to take the art club seriously...
SIGN    Club Termination Form
[19:08] Captain
    I ought to shut down the club.
[19:14] Captain
    Do you have anything to say for yourself?
[19:20] Captain
    If not, I'll go submit this
    to the student council.
[19:25] Senpai
    Wa...
[19:26] Nagatoro
    Wait a second.
[19:40] Captain
    Who are you?
[19:41] Senpai
    W-Well...
[19:43] Senpai
    She's a f-first-year who's
    been modeling for me.
[19:47] Nagatoro
    President...
[19:48] Nagatoro
    Don't you think that's a bit selfish?
[19:51] Captain
    What?
[19:53] Nagatoro
    You've neglected the club all this time.
[19:57] Nagatoro
    Now you show up out of nowhere
    just to shut it down?
[19:59] Nagatoro
    Don't you think that's a bit much?
[20:02] Captain
    If the club members aren't
     taking the club seriously,
[20:04] ---
    there is no reason to continue activities.
[20:09] Nagatoro
    You don't...
[20:13] Nagatoro
    You don't know that he's
    not taking the club seriously.
[20:17] Nagatoro
    Senpai's been on his own.
[20:21] Nagatoro
    Always...
[20:25] Nagatoro
    Always...
[20:31] Nagatoro
    Always...
[20:36] Nagatoro
    drawing like a keener.
[20:48] Captain
    If you're so sure that he's
    been taking it seriously,
[20:52] ---
    I'd like to see his work
    at the culture festival.
[20:55] Senpai
    As an art club exhibit?
[20:58] Captain
    No.
[21:00] Captain
    I may have half-quit the art club,
[21:03] ---
    but I'm still the president.
[21:07] Captain
    If you insist on going against me,
[21:11] ---
    I'll have you put together your own
     exhibit separate from the club's.
SIGN    Kazehaya High School Award!
SIGN    Ballot box
SIGN    Cast your vote!!
[21:17] Captain
    Students vote for the exhibit
     they like best every year.
SIGN    Ballot form
    Choose three of your favorite exhibits
[21:21] Captain
    If your exhibit earns more votes than mine...
[21:28] Captain
    I won't shut down the club.
[21:35] Senpai
    M-Me? Take on the president by myself?
[21:41] Senpai
    I can't.
[21:45] Nagatoro
    You've got this.
[21:47] Nagatoro
    Let's do it, Senpai.
[23:25] Nagatoro
    Points of improvement for today!
[23:27] Nagatoro
    You look iffy in a maid outfit, Senpai!
[23:29] Senpai
    That's your complaint?!
[23:30] Sakura
    Welcome home, Master.
[23:32] Nagatoro
    Say it.
[23:33] Senpai
    Th-That's a lot of talking.
[23:35] Senpai
    Welcome home, Master.
[23:38] Nagatoro
    H-He did it!
[23:39] ---
    Yes.

E11 - What Do You Think, Senpai? / You Could Be More Honest, Senpai ♥

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SIGN    MISS NAGATORO
SIGN    DON'T TOY WITH ME,
SIGN    DON'T TOY WITH ME,
SIGN    DON'T TOY WITH ME,
SIGN    DON'T TOY WITH ME,
SIGN    MISS NAGATORO
SIGN    MISS NAGATORO
SIGN    MISS NAGATORO
SIGN    DON'T TOY WITH ME, MISS NAGATORO
SIGN    DON'T TOY WITH ME, MISS NAGATORO
SIGN    DON'T TOY WITH ME, MISS NAGATORO
SIGN    What Do You Think, Senpai?
[01:32] Nagatoro
    I'm still the president of the art club.
[01:36] Nagatoro
    If you insist on going against me...
[01:41] Nagatoro
    I'll have you put together your
    own exhibit separate of the club.
[01:48] Sakura
    She really did sound scripted.
[01:51] Nagatoro
    Right?
[01:53] Nagatoro
    Everything she said sounded so fake.
[01:56] Nagatoro
    The club room is not a place for merrymaking!
[01:57] Yoshi
    Is not!
[02:01] Senpai
    Don't talk down about the president too much.
[02:05] Gamo
    Check it out!
    Paisen's defending the president!
[02:07] Sakura
    So she is his previous girl.
[02:09] Yoshi
    Your ex?!
[02:10] Senpai
    No!
[02:11] Senpai
    You have to admit that we were the ones...
[02:17] Senpai
    who were in the wrong.
[02:18] Gamo
    Did you hear that? He said "we."
[02:20] Gamo
    He's lumping us in with him.
[02:22] Yoshi
    Together!
[02:23] Sakura
    Ew.
[02:24] Nagatoro
    Gross.
[02:26] Nagatoro
    This is getting fun, though, with your
    battle with the the president and all that.
[02:31] Senpai
    You only say that because
    it's not your problem.
[02:34] Nagatoro
    So, what do you think your odds are?
[02:39] Senpai
    Zero.
[02:40] Senpai
    There isn't the slightest chance
    I'm going to beat the president.
[02:43] Senpai
    You're as negative as ever.
[02:47] Nagatoro
    Although, if you don't want to go up against
    her alone, I wouldn't' mind helping.
[02:52] Gamo
    She's right.
[02:53] Gamo
    I hate to say it, but it's an
    art club exhibit, isn't it?
[02:56] Gamo
    You could always just do a kitty
    cat cosplay art café or something.
[03:02] Yoshi
    Meow!
[03:04] Gamo
    I'm sure you'll win.
[03:06] Yoshi
    Right?
[03:08] Senpai
    You're underestimating the president.
SIGN    Kazehaya High School
    Ranking
SIGN    1. Dance Club
    2. Class 3-A Haunted House
    3. Drama Club Performance
    4. Light Music Club
    5. Film Club Screening
    6. Art Club Exhibit
    7. Gaming Club
[03:12] Senpai
    The Art Club came in sixth in the
    Kazehaya High School ranking last year.
[03:17] Nagatoro
    Sixth?
[03:19] Nagatoro
    Is that good?
[03:20] Senpai
    It's really good!
SIGN    Really good!
SIGN    Corn Dogs
SIGN    Yakisoba Bread
SIGN    Drama Club
    Musical
SIGN    Location: Gymnasium
    Doors open: 2 pm
    Begins: 2:15
SIGN    Haunted House
SIGN    Bubble Milk Tea
SIGN    West Side
[03:22] Senpai
    There's always 50 or 60 presentations by
    classes and clubs and talented groups.
[03:28] Nagatoro
    How did the karate club's
    cosplay café do last year?
[03:32] Gamo
    I think we ranked around 11th.
[03:36] Sakura
    They did better than you!
[03:38] Yoshi
    Cosplaying lost!
[03:40] Senpai
    That's not it.
[03:42] Senpai
    The president's been winning
     all kinds of competitions.
SIGN    Winner
[03:46] Senpai
    She was one of the top contenders in a
    competition that included college students.
[03:49] Senpai
    She's just really amazing.
[03:51] Nagatoro
    I see.
[03:52] Sakura
    He sounds like a cultist.
[03:53] Gamo
    President cultist.
[03:54] Yoshi
    Presidentist!
[03:56] Gamo
    I get that the president's amazing,
    but at the end of the day,
[03:58] ---
    they're just drawings, aren't they?
[04:01] Gamo
    How could it be so popular?
[04:04] Senpai
    W-Well...
[04:06] Senpai
    You could say I had a bit of a different
    take than what the president was expecting.
[04:16] Senpai
    Found it.
[04:17] Nagatoro
    Found what?
[04:18] Senpai
    The painting the president did last year.
[04:24] Nagatoro
    This is the president?
[04:27] Senpai
    Y-Yeah.
[04:29] Yoshi
    Muh...
[04:30] Gamo
    Muh...
[04:32] Sakura
    Muh?
[04:33] Gamo
    The president is standing
    next to her own piece, right?
[04:37] Gamo
    Well, damn, no wonder it was popular.
[04:39] Yoshi
    Sixth place for sure.
[04:40] Sakura
    She's going to kill some virgins.
[04:43] Nagatoro
    So you've been keeping this
    nasty drawing, huh, Senpai?
[04:48] Senpai
    N-No!
[04:49] Senpai
    This is nothing but a piece of art!
[04:52] Senpai
    I-It's not nasty!
[04:54] Senpai
    Stare...
[04:56] Senpai
    It won an award in a famous exhibition, even.
[05:00] Senpai
    Th-That's why the school
    allowed it. Because it's art.
[05:06] Nagatoro
    I don't care about that.
[05:07] Nagatoro
    What do you think of it, Senpai?
[05:11] Senpai
    I just think it's amazing.
[05:14] Nagatoro
    Amazingly hot?
[05:15] Senpai
    No!
[05:16] Senpai
    A solid foundation of life drawing skills!
    A masterful command of the oil medium!
[05:19] Senpai
    A perfect sense of composition!
[05:20] Senpai
    And a selfless commitment to art!
[05:22] Senpai
    It's amazing for all those reasons!
[05:25] Nagatoro
    Are you sure?
[05:27] Gamo
    He's hilariously desperate.
[05:28] Sakura
    You're way too sus.
[05:30] Sakura
    Super sus!
[05:33] Gamo
    You're just going to have to draw something
    amazing to compete with her, Paisen.
[05:38] Nagatoro
    Sure.
[05:39] Nagatoro
    I wouldn't mind modeling for you.
[05:42] Nagatoro
    If you really insist,
    I wouldn't mind wearing my swimsuit.
[05:46] Senpai
    No way!
[05:47] Senpai
    I don't stand a chance!
[05:48] Nagatoro
    Yeah, right.
[05:49] Nagatoro
    You really want to draw
    something pervy, don't you?
[05:52] Senpai
    Th-That's not the point.
[05:54] Nagatoro
    What, then?
[05:56] Senpai
    I'm just not confident that I can
     draw anything that can compete
[06:00] ---
    with quality of the president's work.
[06:01] Senpai
    That's all.
[06:05] Gamo
    He's right. He can't.
[06:08] Gamo
    She's way ahead.
[06:10] Gamo
    She's got more to work with.
[06:18] Nagatoro
    Excuse me?
[06:21] Gamo
    Don't get so upset.
[06:22] Gamo
    I'm just talking in terms of what sells.
[06:24] Gamo
    I'm not dissing you, Hayacchi.
[06:27] Nagatoro
    You are dissing me.
[06:28] Gamo
    No, I mean, there's definitely
    a market for slender girls.
[06:32] Gamo
    But you're modeling for
    a piece for the masses.
[06:34] Gamo
    And especially if there's going
    to be a popularity ranking...
[06:37] Yoshi
    Shaky, shaky!
[06:37] Gamo
    Power is might!
[06:39] Gamo
    You just don't have enough power, you know?
[06:40] Yoshi
    Shaky, shaky!
[06:44] Gamo
    Just look at the president's figure.
[06:48] Gamo
    Her boobs.
[06:49] Gamo
    Her ass.
[06:49] Gamo
    And her slim waist.
[06:52] Gamo
    She's got insane curves.
[06:53] Gamo
    You need power to win a battle.
[06:57] Yoshi
    Justice!
[06:58] Gamo
    Being a little cute is no match
     for overwhelming power.
[07:03] Sakura
    But a speck in the dust.
[07:06] Gamo
    How insignificant you are.
[07:08] Yoshi
    Just scum.
[07:09] Yoshi
    Just trash.
[07:11] Senpai
    Th-That's uncalled for!
[07:15] Senpai
    I don't think less of Nagatoro
    than I do the president.
[07:20] Senpai
    The president has her charms,
    and Nagatoro has hers.
[07:28] Nagatoro
    Well? Well?
[07:29] Nagatoro
    Did you hear that?
[07:29] Nagatoro
    That's coming from an actual virgin!
[07:32] Nagatoro
    Apologize!
[07:33] Gamo
    Sure, sure, sorry.
[07:35] Yoshi
    Sorry.
[07:35] Sakura
    Sorry.
[07:36] Nagatoro
    Jeez, you could just be more honest.
[07:39] Sakura
    I just meant that as someone
    who knows about art.
[07:41] Gamo
    Still, though, you don't have enough power.
[07:45] Gamo
    Like, you don't have impact.
[07:46] Gamo
    Maybe a nude, I guess.
[07:48] Senpai
    Th-That won't do!
[07:50] Gamo
    Cosplay, then?
[07:52] Senpai
    I don't have any costumes.
[07:56] Nagatoro
    What do you think?
[07:57] Sakura
    Costumes galore!
[07:58] Gamo
    Damn.
[08:00] Gamo
    Where did you get all this?
[08:01] Nagatoro
    I borrowed it from the needlecraft club.
[08:04] Nagatoro
    I-I bet you like this one.
[08:07] Senpai
    Like what?
[08:08] Nagatoro
    Clothes you can't see if you're a virgin.
[08:10] Senpai
    I can't draw that!
[08:13] Gamo
    Well, good luck.
[08:15] Gamo
    If you don't beat the president,
    the club's shutting down.
[08:19] Senpai
    I have to beat the president,
    or the club's shutting down.
[08:28] Senpai
    But how do I beat her?
[08:41] Senpai
    This is going to be brutal.
[09:02] Nagatoro
    Hey, officer!
[09:04] Nagatoro
    There's a suspicious creeper over here!
[09:07] Senpai
    Wait! Stop it!
[09:07] Nagatoro
    He's defiling a high school
    girl with his eyes!
[09:12] Nagatoro
    Are you sure that's going to cut it, though?
[09:16] Nagatoro
    Can you really compete with the aggression
    of her sexy art with that plain drawing?
[09:23] Senpai
    But I think the everyday is fine.
[09:33] Nagatoro
    Don't worry.
[09:36] Nagatoro
    I'll make sure you win, Senpai.
[09:47] Nagatoro
    What do you think?
[09:50] Senpai
    Yeah.
[09:56] Nagatoro
    You aren't making any progress.
[09:59] Senpai
    Sorry.
[10:00] Senpai
    I couldn't figure out the composition.
[10:03] Nagatoro
    It's okay.
[10:04] Nagatoro
    Let's move on.
[10:10] Nagatoro
    Are you done drawing?
[10:12] Senpai
    Yeah, kinda.
[10:16] Nagatoro
    You took plenty of time.
[10:18] Senpai
    I mean, cosplay is...
[10:23] Nagatoro
    All right.
[10:25] Nagatoro
    If nothing else works...
[10:31] Nagatoro
    How's this?
[10:33] Senpai
    Y-Yeah...
[10:35] Nagatoro
    You're still being iffy.
[10:38] Nagatoro
    How much do I have to undress?
[10:40] Gamo
    'Sup?
[10:43] Sakura
    Oh, man.
[10:44] Yoshi
    Sexy.
[10:45] Gamo
    Wow!
[10:46] Gamo
    You might actually beat
    the president with this.
[10:50] Gamo
    The angel's cleavage!
[10:54] Nagatoro
    Hey!
[10:55] Yoshi
    What a huge rack!
[10:56] Sakura
    An eye for an eye, lewds for lewds!
[11:00] Nagatoro
    Stop it! Jeez!
[11:03] Gamo
    Sorry.
[11:05] Senpai
    I really think she can just be her usual self.
[11:08] Gamo
    Huh? What are you talking about?
[11:11] Gamo
    Look at how much effort
    Hayacchi's putting in for you.
[11:13] Yoshi
    You're just asking for misfortune.
[11:15] Senpai
    Sorry, I'm done with that kind of thing.
[11:19] Nagatoro
    What are you doing, then?
[11:22] Senpai
    Well...
[11:24] Nagatoro
    You're going to lose, you know?
[11:27] (Flashback) President
    If you don't care to take
    the art club seriously...
SIGN    Club Termination Form
[11:31] (Flashback) President
    I ought to shut down the club.
[11:37] Senpai
    Sorry, but I'm going to
    draw on my own this time.
[11:42] Senpai
    If I get Nagatoro involved in a
    competition and lose horribly,
[11:45] ---
    it's going to humiliate Nagatoro, too.
[11:49] Nagatoro
    I'm not bothered by that.
[11:51] Senpai
    No.
[11:53] Senpai
    This is between me and the president.
[11:59] Nagatoro
    Fine.
[12:01] Nagatoro
    It's president this, president that...
[12:03] Nagatoro
    Why don't you just have
    the president model, then?
[12:10] Sakura
    Uh-oh.
[12:11] Sakura
    She left dressed like that.
[12:14] Gamo
    She'll find somewhere to get changed.
[12:16] Gamo
    Okay, let's go, guys.
[12:17] Sakura
    Senpai, you loser.
[12:19] Yoshi
    Loser!
SIGN    DON'T TOY WITH ME,
    MISS NAGATORO
SIGN    You Could Be More Honest, Senpai♥
SIGN    Art Room #1
SIGN    (Second and first-years enter through other door)
[12:51] Senpai
    What's this?
[12:59] Senpai
    She's splitting up our
    working area, too, huh?
[13:02] Senpai
    The president sure is quick to act.
[13:07] Senpai
    I don't want to lose the club.
[13:09] Senpai
    I gotta do what I can.
[13:11] Senpai
    Time to give it a shot.
[13:41] President
    That's a dull piece you're working on.
[13:43] Senpai
    P-President!
[13:47] Senpai
    And why are you dressed like that?!
[13:49] President
    I was taking pictures for my new piece.
[13:58] Senpai
    Is it no good?
[14:01] President
    Yeah, it's no good.
[14:03] President
    When you're presenting to a large audience,
[14:06] ---
    it's not the practice, but the piece.
[14:08] President
    What is the most important thing for a piece?
[14:12] Senpai
    Um...
[14:16] Senpai
    A theme, I guess?
[14:19] President
    No.
[14:21] President
    Love.
[14:23] Senpai
    Love?!
[14:25] Senpai
    That's a big one.
[14:27] President
    The only passion you have in this piece
    is to make it look nice and tidy.
[14:37] Nagatoro
    Hey...
[14:38] Nagatoro
    How are you doing—
[14:46] Senpai
    No, the president's not modeling!
[14:50] Senpai
    She's just here to check on me!
[15:06] President
    After her!
[15:07] President
    Art is thus to pursue!
[15:13] President
    Don't lose her!
[15:17] Senpai
    The president's talking
    way over my head, but...
[15:26] Senpai
    Nagatoro...
[15:36] Senpai
    Nagatoro!
[15:51] Nagatoro
    What do you want?
[15:56] Senpai
    I chased her down,
    but what am I supposed to say?
[15:59] Senpai
    No, what am I even trying to do?
[16:03] Person 1
    Hey, it's Hayacchi.
[16:05] Person 1
    Hey.
[16:06] Person 2
    'Sup?
[16:08] Person 1
    Oh, are you two busy?
[16:10] Person 2
    Is he hitting on you?
[16:13] Nagatoro
    No.
[16:14] Nagatoro
    He's a creepy stalker.
[16:17] Senpai
    N-No!
[16:21] Nagatoro
    Bleah!
[16:24] Person 1
    Should we tell a teacher?
[16:26] Person 2
    Y-Yeah...
[16:27] Senpai
    Damn her!
[16:34] (Flashback) Nagatoro
    I'm a first-year.
[16:36] (Flashback) Nagatoro
    Are you a second-year?
[16:38] (Flashback) Senpai
    Y-Yeah.
[16:41] (Flashback) Nagatoro
    You're my senpai, then.
[16:48] (Flashback) Nagatoro
    Call me Nagatoro from now on.
[16:50] (Flashback) Nagatoro
    Let's get to know each other, Senpai.
[16:54] (Flashback) Senpai
    G-Get off me.
[16:56] (Flashback) Nagatoro
    Nope.
[16:57] (Flashback) Nagatoro
    You're my prey now, Senpai.
[17:09] (Flashback) Senpai
    Y-You're not going to get anything
    good out of connecting with me.
[17:13] (Flashback) Nagatoro
    I don't think that's true.
[17:26] (Flashback) Nagatoro
    If there's somewhere you
    want to go with someone,
[17:29] (Flashback) Nagatoro
    you could always try asking them.
[17:46] (Flashback) Nagatoro
    What's this? What is this?
[18:08] (Flashback) Nagatoro
    See you, Senpai.
[18:30] Senpai
    Nagatoro.
[18:31] Senpai
    Hey.
[18:33] Senpai
    I still think...
[18:42] Senpai
    Nagatoro! Please!
[18:46] Senpai
    I want you to model for me.
[18:55] Nagatoro
    Have the president do it.
[18:58] Senpai
    N-No, I want to draw...
[19:01] Nagatoro
    Just go make some nasty art of the president!
[19:25] Senpai
    I want to draw you!
[19:28] Senpai
    Just the way you always are!
[19:33] Nagatoro
    Why me?
[19:35] Nagatoro
    And what do you mean,
    "the way you always are"?
[19:40] Senpai
    Because the way you always are...
[19:45] Senpai
    is what's the most attractive to me.
[19:53] Nagatoro
    Seriously, Senpai...
[19:55] Nagatoro
    You're a creep!
[20:23] Nagatoro
    You creep!
[22:02] Nagatoro
    How's it going?
[22:03] Nagatoro
    Is it going to turn out good?
[22:09] Senpai
    Yeah, pretty good.
[22:11] Nagatoro
    Really?
[22:13] Nagatoro
    I don't really get it, though.
[22:18] Nagatoro
    What's so great about my usual self?
[22:20] Nagatoro
    I still recommend some flashy cosplay.
[22:25] Senpai
    That's good, too, but so are things
    you notice in ordinary times.
[22:31] Nagatoro
    Like what?
[22:33] Senpai
    Like how cute you are.
[22:51] Nagatoro
    What?
[22:52] Nagatoro
    What did you say just now?
[22:54] Senpai
    N-No, I...
[22:55] Nagatoro
    C? C?
[22:57] Nagatoro
    Cu?
[22:57] Senpai
    N-N-Nothing!
[22:58] Nagatoro
    Cu?
[23:01] ---
    Nothing!
[23:02] Nagatoro
    Cu?
[23:03] ---
    Nothing!
[23:09] Person 1
    I see.
[23:11] Person 1
    I understand your position.
[23:14] Person 1
    Either way, we'll make a decision
    on the day of the event.
[23:25] Nagatoro
    Points of improvement for today.
[23:27] Nagatoro
    The next one's the last one, Senpai.
[23:29] Senpai
    I'll finally be free.
[23:31] Nagatoro
    Are you happy?
[23:32] Nagatoro
    Are you happy that you'll be free from me?
[23:35] Senpai
    No...
[23:36] Senpai
    I think I'm sad.
[23:38] Nagatoro
    Senpai, you're a creep.

E12 - Has Spring Come Even for You, the Unpopular Loner Louse Senpai? / Did You Hear Her Talk About Love, Senpai?

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SIGN    DON'T TOY WITH ME,
SIGN    DON'T TOY WITH ME,
SIGN    DON'T TOY WITH ME,
SIGN    DON'T TOY WITH ME,
SIGN    MISS NAGATORO
SIGN    MISS NAGATORO
SIGN    MISS NAGATORO
SIGN    MISS NAGATORO
SIGN    DON'T TOY WITH ME, MISS NAGATORO
SIGN    DON'T TOY WITH ME, MISS NAGATORO
SIGN    DON'T TOY WITH ME, MISS NAGATORO
SIGN    Has Spring Come Even for You, the Unpopular Loner Louse Senpai?
[01:32] Gamo
    Uh-huh.
[01:34] Yoshi
    Hmm...
[01:36] Sakura
    Well, well...
[01:38] Gamo
    I have so much to say about this...
[01:41] Gamo
    But I think they turned out pretty well, huh?
[01:43] Sakura
    Such a lovely aura.
[01:46] Yoshi
    Lovely!
[01:49] Gamo
    What's the concept?
[01:52] Sakura
    A-A day in Nagatoro's life, I guess.
[02:01] Gamo
    Man, this is such a...
[02:06] Gamo
    boyfriend's perspective?
[02:08] Yoshi
    Disgustingly sweet!
[02:09] Senpai
    N-No!
[02:12] Senpai
    I just thought I could make some good art
    if I could draw Nagatoro's daily life.
[02:20] Nagatoro
    Hey, it was a pretty good effort,
    coming from you.
[02:23] Nagatoro
    Although it has creepy virgin vibes.
[02:26] Senpai
    Stop it!
[02:26] Gamo
    Yeah?
[02:28] Gamo
    So, the problem now...
[02:31] Gamo
    Is the president's picture.
[02:40] Gamo
    All right.
[02:40] Gamo
    It doesn't sound like she's there.
[02:42] Gamo
    Let's go gather intel.
[02:44] Yoshi
    Recon!
[02:44] Sakura
    Let's go!
[02:46] Gamo
    Pardon us.
[02:48] Sakura
    Is she not here?
[02:49] Sakura
    Nope.
[02:53] Nagatoro
    Huh? Aren't you going, Senpai?
[02:56] Senpai
    N-No, I...
[02:58] Senpai
    I don't want to see her amazing art
    and become demoralized.
[03:03] Nagatoro
    You're so negative.
[03:06] Nagatoro
    Don't worry, though.
[03:09] Nagatoro
    She might be the queen of the lewds,
    but you can still beat her.
[03:13] Nagatoro
    I modeled hard, after all.
[03:16] Senpai
    I hope you're right.
[03:18] Sakura
    Toro-chan, hurry up.
[03:20] Nagatoro
    Okay.
[03:20] Gamo
    Leave the loser behind.
[03:23] Gamo
    So, where is it?
[03:25] Yoshi
    Where is it?
[03:25] Sakura
    Is this it?
[03:27] Nagatoro
    Let's see.
[03:32] Gamo
    Hayacchi!
[03:34] Gamo
    R-Retreat!
[03:36] Gamo
    Hayacchi's down!
[03:39] Yoshi
    Killed in action!
[03:40] Senpai
    Nagatoro!
[03:45] Nagatoro
    Breast violence.
[03:48] Gamo
    The last one was insane,
    but this one's doubly insane.
[03:56] Senpai
    Seriously?
[03:57] Gamo
    The queen of lewds has become
    the demon queen of lewds!
[04:02] Yoshi
    Cackle, cackle!
[04:04] Nagatoro
    It's not funny!
[04:07] Gamo
    Sorry.
[04:08] Gamo
    We need to come up with a solution.
[04:13] Gamo
    All right.
[04:13] Gamo
    Let's do this.
[04:16] Gamo
    Hayacchi strips down for the team, too.
[04:20] Nagatoro
    No, again, I don't need that.
[04:23] Sakura
    Indeed.
[04:26] Sakura
    Fighting might with might and lewds with
    lewds can only bring about more misery.
[04:33] Gamo
    What do we do, then?
[04:35] Sakura
    If she's going to use her naughty bits,
[04:39] ---
    we have to take advantage
    of her weak bits, too.
[04:43] Senpai
    Er, you don't have to do anything too crazy.
[04:46] Senpai
    This is...
[04:49] Senpai
    between Nagatoro and me.
[04:56] Nagatoro
    Yeah, you're right.
[04:57] Nagatoro
    This is our problem.
[05:01] Gamo
    Come on. Don't be like that.
[05:03] Gamo
    We'll produce something awesome for you.
[05:15] President
    There.
[05:17] President
    It's done.
SIGN    Kazehaya High School Culture Festival
[05:28] President
    How is your piece coming along?
[05:30] Senpai
    I th-think it's turning out well.
[05:34] President
    I see.
[05:43] President
    I'm not holding back,
    even against my underclassman.
[05:46] President
    Hit me with a soulful work of passion.
[05:49] Senpai
    R-Right.
[05:56] Senpai
    What she says is impressive,
    but she's always so dramatic.
[06:01] Senpai
    P-President?
[06:03] President
    What is it?
[06:04] Senpai
    Wh-What's that strap?
[06:07] President
    Oh, this?
[06:10] President
    It seems to be trendy in class.
[06:13] President
    Someone gave me their extra.
[06:17] Senpai
    What are those girls doing?
[06:17] President
    Come to think of it,
    this looks like that cat-ear girl.
SIGN    Kazehaya High School Culture Festival
SIGN    65th
[06:25] President
    The theme is oppression and liberty.
SIGN    Class 1-6
    Find the Person
    Unnun-ya
[06:28] President
    I have used the human figure as my motif.
[06:30] President
    It is an eternal theme that I will
    endlessly pursue as an artist.
[06:35] President
    It's one that can never be avoided.
[06:39] President
    I'd like for many people to see it.
[06:41] Person 1
    Thank you very much!
[06:43] Senpai
    She's so amazing.
[06:44] Person 1
    Let's speak to the second art club, as well.
[06:45] Senpai
    She's so well-spoken, even
    in front of the camera.
[06:48] Person 1
    A word of encouragement for
    the culture festival, please.
[06:50] Senpai
    Huh? Er...
[06:55] Senpai
    Oh, um, uh... My th-theme is...
[06:58] Senpai
    I'm just hoping to express the charm
    of the girl who m-modeled for me.
[07:03] Person 1
    I see, I see.
[07:04] Person 1
    Thank you very much!
[07:06] Senpai
    I can't.
[07:06] Person 1
    That concludes our interviews
    with the art club.
[07:07] Senpai
    I can't talk properly.
[07:08] Gamo
    Hold it!
[07:12] Yoshi
    Torocat Two!
[07:16] Sakura
    Torocat Three!
[07:21] Nagatoro
    Torocat One.
[07:24] Person 1
    What's this? It's the Torocats that
    everyone has been talking about!
[07:31] Gamo
    Come on!
[07:32] Gamo
    Dance! Dance!
[07:44] Nagatoro
    I'mma toy with you.
[07:47] Person 1
    It's the Toying With You Dance
    that's taken the school by storm!
SIGN    Frankfurters
SIGN    Pancakes
[07:53] Person 1
    Rumor has it that many wish to
    be toyed with by the Torocats.
[07:56] Person 1
    Why have they emerged here?
SIGN    Fortune
    Telling
[07:59] Person 2
    The Torocats are here?
[08:00] Person 3
    Huh?
[08:01] Person 4
    So cute!
[08:02] Person 5
    The outfit's so well-made.
[08:07] Nagatoro
    I'mma toy with you.
[08:11] Gamo
    All right, let's move on to the next phase.
[08:14] Yoshi
    Go, go.
[08:15] Nagatoro
    Fine, fine.
[08:17] Nagatoro
    Meow'sup?
[08:18] ---
    She's over here.
[08:19] Person 5
    M-Meow'sup?
[08:21] Person 5
    We're holding an art exhibition here today.
[08:24] Person 4
    Oh, really?
[08:26] Nagatoro
    Just come check it out.
[08:29] Nagatoro
    Well?
[08:31] Nagatoro
    Don't you think they're awesome?
[08:35] Person 3
    They're pretty awesome!
[08:37] Person 2
    They're so cute.
[08:41] Person 4
    I'd love to go out with her.
[08:43] Gamo
    Now! Mess with them!
[08:46] Yoshi
    Action!
[08:50] Nagatoro
    Uh-huh.
[08:54] Gamo
    What do you mean, "uh-huh"?
[08:55] Sakura
    Don't underestimate the Torocats!
[08:57] Yoshi
    Don't!
[09:01] Yoshi
    Action!
[09:04] Yoshi
    Gross, you'd date that? You creep.
[09:06] Yoshi
    You're so creepy.
[09:09] Person 2
    I want to, too.
[09:11] Yoshi
    Creep, creep, creep, creep....
[09:13] Person 2
    Stop it!
[09:15] Person 1
    So there we have it.
[09:16] Person 1
    If you'd like to be toyed with,
    come to the second art room.
[09:34] Person 2
    Oh, damn...
[09:36] Person 3
    Is this even okay?
[09:37] Person 2
    It's so powerful.
[09:39] Person 3
    Hot.
[09:40] Person 2
    So cute!
[09:42] Person 3
    I'd love to date her.
[09:48] Senpai
    The president's still getting more traffic.
[09:53] Nagatoro
    Come on! Come check it out.
[09:56] Nagatoro
    Come on.
[09:57] Nagatoro
    Come check it out.
[09:59] Senpai
    But I think I'm faring better than I hoped,
    thanks to Nagatoro and the others.
[10:06] Person 2
    Toy with me, Torocat!
[10:09] Nagatoro
    Your haircut's gross.
[10:11] Person 2
    Maybe I'll shave it off, then.
[10:14] Nagatoro
    Gross! Gross! Gross!
[10:25] Person 3
    Um...
[10:27] Person 3
    Are you with this art club?
[10:29] Senpai
    Huh?
[10:30] Senpai
    Y-Yes.
[10:32] Person 4
    Did you draw all these yourself?
[10:34] Senpai
    Y-Yeah, I guess.
[10:36] Person 4
    Wow!
[10:38] Person 3
    You're so good at drawing!
[10:40] Senpai
    Nah, not really.
[10:42] Person 3
    Teach me how to draw sometime.
[10:46] Senpai
    S-Sure, I guess.
[10:49] Person 3
    Really? I can't wait!
[10:53] Person 4
    Teach me, too.
[10:59] Gamo
    Paisen, Hayacchi, go have lunch.
[11:02] Nagatoro
    I don't think we should
    leave right now, though.
[11:06] Gamo
    Don't worry about it.
[11:08] Gamo
    Torocats Two and Three will handle things
    while Torocat One is gone.
[11:14] Gamo
    Right?
[11:16] Sakura
    Yup, yup.
[11:17] Sakura
    You'll do better work if you take
    some breaks every now and then.
[11:32] Sakura
    I had him take my spot because it's so hot.
[11:36] Person 6
    Um, thank you—
[11:40] Gamo
    Damn it! You should have told me!
[11:42] Gamo
    I held this guy's shoulder!
[11:50] Senpai
    W-Want to go grab lunch?
[11:57] Nagatoro
    O-Okay.
SIGN    Photography Club
SIGN    Literature Club
    Book Reading
SIGN    Fortune-Telling
SIGN    Performance
[12:03] Nagatoro
    Good for you.
[12:04] Nagatoro
    You got a lot of attention from the girls.
[12:07] Senpai
    What?
[12:08] Nagatoro
    Has spring come for you,
    the unpopular loner louse senpai?
[12:12] Senpai
    What do you mean, "spring"?
[12:15] Nagatoro
    Who do you think you are?
[12:18] Nagatoro
    Creep.
[12:21] Senpai
    I got a lot of compliments.
[12:25] Senpai
    But that was because the
    paintings turned out well.
[12:28] Senpai
    And that's because you modeled for me.
[12:37] Nagatoro
    Are you trying to kiss up to me?
[12:40] Senpai
    No!
[12:41] Senpai
    That's not it.
[12:43] Senpai
    It wouldn't have turned out like
    this if I'd done it by myself.
[12:49] Senpai
    Thanks.
[13:00] Nagatoro
    Stop being so gross.
[13:02] Nagatoro
    You creep.
[13:05] Nagatoro
    Jeez.
[13:07] Nagatoro
    Senpai.
[13:19] Nagatoro
    All right, let's wrap up the
     rest of the day, Senpai!
[13:24] Senpai
    Y-Yeah.
[13:25] Nagatoro
    You need to be more enthusiastic.
[13:27] Nagatoro
    You're going to...
[13:27] President
    Don't touch my piece!
[13:37] Person 1
    Please come to the student guidance office.
[13:41] Nagatoro
    Er...
SIGN    Student Guidance Office
[13:46] President
    I've received permission for the exhibit.
SIGN    Did You Hear Her Talk About Love, Senpai?
[13:48] President
    This is tyranny!
[13:49] Person 1
    We said we would decide depending on
    the response on the day of the event.
[13:53] Person 1
    This may be art, but we are at school.
[13:58] Person 1
    Moral order!
[13:59] Person 2
    Moral order!
[14:03] President
    I consider myself an artist.
[14:05] President
    I'm ready to fight for the
    right to free expression.
[14:10] Sakura
    I think this means we win.
[14:14] Gamo
    That was kind of anti-climactic.
[14:16] Yoshi
    Victory without battle!
[14:20] Person 1
    In any case, we forbid you to display
    your piece during the culture festival.
[14:26] Senpai
    H-Hold on a second!
[14:32] Person 1
    What do you want?
[14:34] Senpai
    Why?
[14:35] Senpai
    What's wrong with the president's piece?
[14:38] Senpai
    It was fine last year.
[14:41] Person 1
    We received a report that she was using it
    to play with the male students' lust.
[14:46] Person 1
    We can't allow that to happen.
[14:48] Senpai
    B-But...
[14:49] President
    Enough.
[14:51] President
    It just means my art didn't have the
    power to sway the viewers' hearts.
[14:55] Senpai
    That's not true!
[14:57] Senpai
    I-I'm always struggling to figure out how to
    make art the way you do, what I should draw.
[15:05] Senpai
    B-But that's how I came to realize that
    what I really want to draw, deep down,
[15:13] ---
    is Nagatoro.
[15:18] Person 1
    Just what is your point?
[15:20] Senpai
    Oh, er, um... Well...
[15:23] Gamo
    You're up. Go help him out.
[15:26] Nagatoro
    Hey!
[15:30] Nagatoro
    I don't know anything about art,
[15:33] ---
    but even as a woman, I think it's pretty.
[15:39] Person 1
    That's an entirely subjective opinion.
[15:42] Person 1
    It doesn't mean anything.
[15:45] Gamo
    Yoshi.
[15:53] Yoshi
    U-Um...
[15:57] Yoshi
    Th-There were some people who were
    looking at it with sketchy eyes,
[16:01] ---
    but there were lots who took it seriously, too.
[16:06] Yoshi
    It's...
[16:09] ---
    uh... amazing.
[16:19] Gamo
    Whew...
[16:21] Gamo
    It's not looking too good
    for the president, is it?
[16:23] Sakura
    That discipline committee president
    seemed pretty stubborn.
[16:28] Yoshi
    Sh-She's coming!
[16:33] Gamo
    Looks like it didn't go well.
[16:40] Senpai
    President...
[16:44] President
    I was allowed to continue the exhibit
[16:47] ---
    on the condition that I gather a survey
    of the viewers and produce a report.
[16:54] President
    I appreciate your support.
[16:58] Senpai
    N-No, it was nothing.
[16:59] Nagatoro
    We were just doing the right thing.
[17:02] Nagatoro
    Although, you know...
[17:04] Nagatoro
    We win now, right?
[17:07] Gamo
    Right?
[17:08] President
    You were disqualified from the competition.
SIGN    Club Termination Form
SIGN    We hereby declare this club terminated for the reasons given below.
[17:13] President
    I'll take back shutting down the club.
[17:15] President
    I'll talk to the student council.
[17:19] Nagatoro
    Victory!
[17:20] President
    That's fine by me.
[17:22] Senpai
    Th-Thank you!
[17:28] Gamo
    It's not over yet.
[17:30] Sakura
    There has to be a penalty for you.
[17:34] Yoshi
    Shave her bald!
[17:35] Senpai
    No, it's okay!
[17:37] Senpai
    You don't need to do that.
[17:38] Nagatoro
    Stay out of this, Senpai!
[17:42] President
    Indeed.
[17:43] President
    That would only be fair.
[17:46] Nagatoro
    Thanks for being so understanding, President.
[17:49] Gamo
    What should your punishment be?
SIGN    Kazehaya High School Culture Festival
[18:00] Senpai
    Nagatoro?
[18:02] Senpai
    Did you forget something?
[18:06] Senpai
    Wh-Wh-Why are you dressed like that?!
[18:09] President
    This is the fate of the defeated.
SIGN    Torocat
    Straps
    300 yen/apiece
[18:12] President
    I was forced to sell cat-ear merch.
[18:16] Senpai
    Those girls...
[18:17] President
    Although...
[18:19] President
    This is humiliating, but it's
    also a new form of oppression.
[18:25] President
    It stimulates my creative desire.
[18:28] President
    This may bring me unprecedented deliverance.
[18:30] Senpai
    Just get changed already!
[18:32] Senpai
    You're going to cause problems again!
[18:35] President
    You're right.
[18:37] Senpai
    Wh-What are you doing?!
[18:39] Gamo
    Man, we sold out.
[18:41] Yoshi
    We made a killing.
[18:43] Gamo
    We should have made more.
[18:45] Sakura
    Although that was never our original goal.
[18:51] Nagatoro
    I'm going to go walk around.
[18:53] Gamo
    Say hi to Paisen for me!
[18:55] Yoshi
    Say hi!
[18:56] Sakura
    See you later.
[19:01] Senpai
    Don't do that here!
[19:03] President
    I don't mind.
[19:05] Senpai
    No, that's not the problem.
[19:07] Nagatoro
    Senpai?
[19:14] Nagatoro
    Where do you think you're undressing,
    you bunny girl witch!
[19:21] President
    I was kidding.
[19:22] Senpai
    Don't touch my glasses.
[19:28] President
    It is a little clumsy at times,
    but every piece has a definite passion.
[19:35] President
    I like them.
[19:38] Nagatoro
    She's complimenting you, Senpai.
[19:41] Senpai
    Y-Yeah.
[19:44] President
    And more than anything...
[19:48] President
    There's love.
[19:52] Senpai
    L-L-Love?! But...
[19:52] President
    They say, "Never underestimate a man you
    haven't seen for more than three days."
[19:57] Nagatoro
    You gave them your love?!
[19:59] Senpai
    No, I-I mean...
[20:01] Senpai
    Love isn't...
[20:03] President
    You don't have love?
[20:05] Nagatoro
    You don't?
[20:10] Person 1
    The closing ceremony concert
    will be held at the auditorium.
[20:14] Person 1
    Please invite everyone and come to the venue.
[20:15] Nagatoro
    A concert, huh?
[20:17] Person 1
    I repeat...
[20:18] Nagatoro
    That sounds fun.
[20:19] Person 1
    The closing ceremony concert
    will be held at the auditorium.
[20:22] Person 1
    Please invite everyone and come to the venue.
[20:22] Senpai
    W-Want to go check it out, then?
[20:26] Nagatoro
    What did you say just now?
[20:28] Nagatoro
    You're too mumbly. I couldn't hear.
[20:30] Senpai
    I-I said, l-let's go together.
[20:34] Gamo
    You're going to miss the concert!
[20:36] Sakura
    There are going to be lots of hot guys.
[20:38] Yoshi
    Let's party night!
[20:41] Nagatoro
    Let's go, Senpai.
[20:48] Senpai
    Yeah.
[22:53] Nagatoro
    Time for your obligatory reward.
[22:56] Nagatoro
    Close your eyes, please.
[22:58] Nagatoro
    Hurry up.
[23:25] Nagatoro
    Bleah!

Season 2 - 2nd Attack

E1 - It's You and Me, Senpai~

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SIGN    Student Council Office
[00:04] Council President
    It's late.
[00:05] Council President
    The handwriting is messy.
[00:06] Council President
    You used the wrong format.
[00:08] Council President
    Do it over, dumbass.
[00:12] Mashiro
    My name is Mashiro Ai.
[00:14] Mashiro
    I'm a first-year high school student.
[00:16] Mashiro
    I've somehow become the
    student council secretary.
[00:20] Council President
    Are you listening to me?!
[00:22] Mashiro
    I-I'm listening, President!
[00:24] Council President
    Less yapping, more writing.
[00:27] Council President
    Want me to shut that mouth of yours?
[00:35] Mashiro
    I'm late!
[00:36] Mashiro
    I slept in because the president
    had me working late.
[00:44] Mashiro
    The president's in the middle of an exam.
SIGN    Student Council Office
[00:59] Council President
    It was a lapse in judgment.
[01:02] Council President
    I promise never to do it again.
[01:05] Council President
    So please...
[01:07] Mashiro
    Fine.
[01:09] Mashiro
    I won't tell anyone.
[01:11] Council President
    Secretary!
[01:14] Mashiro
    But in return...
[01:16] Council President
    In return?
[01:21] Mashiro
    From now on, you're going to do
    everything I tell you to, President.
[01:29] Council President
    What...?!
SIGN    From now on,
    you're going to
SIGN    do everything I tell you to...
SIGN    President
    ...♥
SIGN    What...?!
[01:31] Senpai
    What...?!
SIGN    Art Room
[01:36] Senpai
    Why is it...
SIGN    Slave of Love
[01:38] Senpai
    that this guy is so relatable?
[01:42] Senpai
    And the girl seems familiar...
SIGN    
    President...
[01:46] Nagatoro
    Senpai!
[01:47] Nagatoro
    'Sup?!
[01:51] Nagatoro
    I bought new loafers!
[01:53] Nagatoro
    I like sneakers for their comfort,
[01:57] Nagatoro
    but a high school girl's gotta be
    able to wear loafers, am I right?
[02:03] Nagatoro
    Ta-da!
[02:05] Nagatoro
    What do you think, Senpai?
[02:07] Nagatoro
    Is it electrifying?
[02:13] Senpai
    S-Sure, they look good.
[02:16] Nagatoro
    That's a weak reaction.
[02:22] Nagatoro
    Hey, is that Slave of Love?
[02:26] Nagatoro
    I didn't know you read shoujo manga, Senpai.
[02:29] Senpai
    Wh-What's wrong with that?
[02:31] Senpai
    I-I heard it's getting an anime adaptation,
    so I bought it out of curiosity.
[02:35] Nagatoro
    Oh, no.
[02:36] Nagatoro
    I never said there's anything wrong.
[02:38] Nagatoro
    I've been keeping up with it, too.
[02:40] Senpai
    Really?
[02:42] Nagatoro
    I mean, I don't normally read manga much.
SIGN    Slave of Love
SIGN    Anime adaptation announced!!
[02:46] Ai
    President, are you listening?
[02:46] Nagatoro
    But I feel weirdly close with
    the protagonist, Ai-chan.
[02:51] Nagatoro
    It cracks me up seeing the mega-sadistic
    four-eyes get all teary-eyed.
[02:56] Senpai
    I'm sure it does.
[02:57] Nagatoro
    I bet you'd get all teary-eyed if
    a girl did this kinda stuff to you.
[03:02] Senpai
    No, not really.
[03:04] Senpai
    It's nowhere near as bad as
    how someone toys with me.
[03:09] Senpai
    If you're so sure, why don't I hit
    you with some Slave of Love play?
[03:15] Nagatoro
    D-Do what you want.
[03:18] Nagatoro
    No manga skit is going to mess me up.
[03:21] Nagatoro
    Here.
[03:22] Senpai
    Nah, not Volume 1.
[03:24] Senpai
    They haven't gotten warmed up that early on.
[03:28] Nagatoro
    The latest volume, though...
SIGN    Ack...
SIGN    Sorry.
SIGN    Drip
[03:32] Senpai
    Sorry.
[03:38] Mashiro
    Lick it off with your tongue,
    Council President.
SIGN    Clean
    it
    with
    your
    tongue,
SIGN    President ♥
SIGN    Ugh...
[03:43] Nagatoro
    Shoe-licking play!
[03:45] Nagatoro
    Not bad for a shoujo manga!
[03:48] Senpai
    This protagonist's messed up!
[03:50] Senpai
    Th-This is taking it a little far.
[03:56] Nagatoro
    Oh, whoopsies.
[03:58] Nagatoro
    I got it on my loafer.
[04:01] Senpai
    Seriously, stop!
[04:21] Nagatoro
    Wait...
[04:28] Nagatoro
    S-Senpai...
[04:43] Nagatoro
    Th-Thanks, Senpai.
[04:45] Senpai
    Wh-Whatever.
SIGN    DON'T TOY WITH ME,
    MISS NAGATORO
SIGN    DON'T TOY WITH ME,
    MISS NAGATORO
SIGN    It's You and Me, Senpai~
SIGN    It's You and Me, Senpai~
[06:39] Senpai
    Nagatoro.
[06:46] Senpai
    Come to think of it...
[06:48] (Flashback) Nagatoro
    Senpai!
[06:50] (Flashback) Nagatoro
    Senpai!
[06:52] (Flashback) Nagatoro
    Let's go to the beach!
[06:59] Senpai
    Maybe for once, I should be the one to...
[07:06] Senpai
    No, no, no!
[07:07] Senpai
    Hold up. Hold up.
[07:09] Senpai
    What am I, a moth into the flame?
[07:13] Senpai
    Wise men stay clear of danger.
[07:17] Senpai
    Still, though...
[07:25] Nagatoro
    Creeper!
[07:26] Nagatoro
    What are you doing?
[07:27] Nagatoro
    Are you a stalker?
[07:29] Nagatoro
    Creeper! Creeper!
[07:29] Senpai
    N-No!
[07:33] Nagatoro
    Man, that was crazy, even for you.
[07:37] Nagatoro
    I could totally report you to the police.
[07:39] Nagatoro
    Moments away from an incident!
[07:42] Nagatoro
    You're lucky I'm a nice girl.
[07:45] Nagatoro
    It's my duty as a citizen to report you,
    but I'll give you a little bit of leeway.
[07:50] Senpai
    I-I wasn't...
[07:52] Senpai
    I just noticed you, so I thought
    I'd talk to you. That's all.
[08:02] Nagatoro
    I see.
[08:03] Nagatoro
    All right.
[08:04] Nagatoro
    I'll give you a lesson on how
    to talk to people, Senpai.
[08:10] Senpai
    I'm good.
[08:12] Nagatoro
    Don't be so shy.
[08:15] Nagatoro
    We're buddies, aren't we?
[08:23] Nagatoro
    Senpai!
[08:28] Nagatoro
    That's Type A.
[08:30] Nagatoro
    The most fundamental of all greetings.
[08:32] Senpai
    That's a rather violent greeting.
[08:35] Nagatoro
    What are you talking about?
[08:37] Nagatoro
    You're expressing true
    friendship through skinship.
[08:40] Nagatoro
    Next, Type B.
[08:41] Nagatoro
    Here we go!
[08:42] Senpai
    There's more?
[08:44] Nagatoro
    Obviously!
[08:45] Nagatoro
    Let's keep going!
[08:47] Nagatoro
    Senpai!
[08:51] Nagatoro
    Senpai!
[08:54] Nagatoro
    Senpai!
[08:56] Senpai
    Ow!
[08:58] Senpai
    Don't you have a more normal greeting?
[09:01] Nagatoro
    There's no such thing as a normal
    greeting for a high school girl.
[09:04] Senpai
    Really?
[09:05] Nagatoro
    Okay, last one. Here I go!
[09:08] Nagatoro
    The ultimate greeting.
[09:11] Nagatoro
    Se-n...
[09:15] Nagatoro
    pai!
[09:24] Nagatoro
    How's that, Senpai?
[09:26] Senpai
    No, err...
[09:27] Senpai
    Y-Y-You're too close!
[09:31] Nagatoro
    Nah, nah.
[09:32] Nagatoro
    This is totally normal for high school girls.
[09:35] Senpai
    N-No way.
[09:38] Senpai
    Damn it!
[09:39] Senpai
    She's totally messing with me.
[09:41] Nagatoro
    Okay, your turn, Senpai.
[09:44] Nagatoro
    Try one on me.
[09:46] Senpai
    No way!
[09:47] Senpai
    I'm not doing that!
[09:48] Nagatoro
    Senpai, you're a wuss.
[09:52] Senpai
    Shut up!
[09:53] Senpai
    I can't do it!
[09:54] Senpai
    S-S-Skinship with a girl?!
[09:57] Nagatoro
    I see.
[09:58] Nagatoro
    Maybe I'll tell everyone at school, then.
[10:01] Senpai
    T-Tell them what?
[10:03] Nagatoro
    That I glomped you, and you got hard.
[10:09] Nagatoro
    Ew, Senpai!
[10:11] Nagatoro
    You're so gross!
[10:12] Nagatoro
    All I did was hug you!
[10:15] Senpai
    Wh-What are you talking about?!
[10:17] Senpai
    I-I-I'm not actually...
[10:18] Nagatoro
    Everyone, get this!
[10:21] Nagatoro
    All I did was hug my senpai, and he—
[10:28] Nagatoro
    Senpai, you're a loser!
[10:31] Senpai
    Shut up!
[10:39] Senpai
    What if I actually...
[10:43] Senpai
    smacked her on the head right now?
[10:48] Senpai
    How would Nagatoro react?
[10:53] Senpai
    If I actually hugged her from behind...
[11:00] Senpai
    How would she react?
[11:03] Senpai
    No, no!
[11:04] Senpai
    What are you thinking?
[11:19] Senpai
    S-S-S-S-Sorry!
[11:28] Senpai
    Sorry.
[11:38] Gamo
    'Sup?!
[11:39] Yoshi
    'Sup?!
[11:40] Nagatoro
    'Sup?
[11:42] Senpai
    I knew it! High school girls
    just use normal greetings!
[11:47] Gamo
    What're you up to?
[11:48] Senpai
    Nothing.
[11:49] Gamo
    Let us join.
[11:51] Yoshi
    Join!
[11:53] Senpai
    I said we're not doing anything.
[11:55] Yoshi
    You suck.
[11:56] Gamo
    Oh, yeah.
[11:58] Gamo
    Are you down to do the thing
    after school, Hayacchi?
[12:00] Senpai
    The thing?
[12:03] Yoshi
    The thing!
[12:04] Senpai
    Oh.
[12:05] Senpai
    I'm down.
[12:06] Gamo
    All right, we're doing it.
[12:08] Nagatoro
    Senpai, let's go party.
[12:11] Senpai
    P-Party?
[12:13] Nagatoro
    That's right.
[12:14] Nagatoro
    The culture festival after-party.
[12:16] Gamo
    Okay, see you after school.
[12:17] Gamo
    I'll text you once I'm
    done dealing with stuff.
[12:19] Yoshi
    Text.
[12:20] Nagatoro
    Later.
[12:21] Gamo
    Later.
[12:22] Nagatoro
    Can't wait, huh, Senpai?
SIGN    DON'T TOY WITH ME,
    MISS NAGATORO
SIGN    DON'T TOY WITH ME,
    MISS NAGATORO
SIGN    Art Room
[12:49] Senpai
    The culture festival after-party...
[12:52] Senpai
    I'm sure it's at the usual
    family restaurant, but...
[12:55] Nagatoro
    Senpai...
[12:59] Nagatoro
    Is it just me, or is it cold today?
[13:02] Senpai
    The AC is messed up.
[13:04] Nagatoro
    Seriously?
[13:07] Senpai
    It's ancient, so...
[13:10] Nagatoro
    Well, whatever.
[13:11] Nagatoro
    This calls for...
[13:13] Nagatoro
    tights!
[13:15] Nagatoro
    It's winter soon, after all.
[13:17] Nagatoro
    I bought them the other day.
[13:19] Senpai
    Huh...
[13:20] Senpai
    I'm surprised, though.
[13:22] Senpai
    You didn't seem like the type to wear those.
[13:27] Nagatoro
    Are you saying I'm like a grade-school kid
    who wears shorts and short sleeves all year?
[13:32] Senpai
    No, not really, but...
[13:35] Senpai
    Girls wear skirts for their uniforms,
[13:37] Senpai
    so you'd think you'd be less
    prone to getting cold than guys.
[13:40] Nagatoro
    Senpai...
[13:42] Nagatoro
    Girls' fashion is all about grit!
[13:45] Nagatoro
    On windy days, on snowy days...
[13:48] Nagatoro
    Skirts are to be worn with willpower!
[13:51] Senpai
    Huh... That's rough.
[13:54] Nagatoro
    But sometimes we want warmth, too.
[14:08] Senpai
    I see...
[14:09] Senpai
    Tights, huh?
[14:11] Senpai
    You gotta do what you gotta do.
[14:17] Nagatoro
    "You gotta do what you gotta do"?
[14:24] Nagatoro
    What do you mean by,
    "You gotta do what you gotta do"?
[14:31] Nagatoro
    You mean you're disappointed, don't you?
[14:35] Nagatoro
    You're disappointed you don't get to
    see my bare legs anymore, aren't you?
[14:40] Senpai
    N-No!
[14:41] Nagatoro
    Senpai's obsessed with my bare legs!
[14:45] Nagatoro
    Ew! Creep!
[14:46] Senpai
    I'm not!
[14:48] Nagatoro
    Okay, you put these on me, then.
[14:52] Senpai
    What?!
[14:53] Senpai
    Wh-Why would I do that?
[14:55] Nagatoro
    So I can observe you up-close to see
    if you're obsessed with my bare legs.
[15:04] Nagatoro
    Come on, Senpai.
[15:06] Nagatoro
    Hurry up and put it on me.
[15:17] Nagatoro
    You're taking forever, Senpai.
[15:20] Nagatoro
    Couldn't you be a bit smoother?
[15:23] Nagatoro
    Oh, right, you can't. You're a virgin.
[15:27] Senpai
    Damn it...
[15:29] Senpai
    Just pretend I'm bagging a daikon
    radish and get it done quickly.
[15:38] Senpai
    So soft.
[15:40] Senpai
    It's nothing like a radish.
[15:43] Senpai
    It's soft and smooth, yet firm and supple.
[15:48] Senpai
    A girl's leg...
[15:50] Senpai
    Nagatoro's leg!
[16:00] Nagatoro
    What are you getting all tense about?!
[16:02] Nagatoro
    Hurry up and put it on, please!
[16:06] Senpai
    Clear your mind...
[16:10] Senpai
    So soft!
[16:12] Senpai
    No!
[16:13] Senpai
    Clear your mind...
[16:15] Senpai
    So soft!
[16:16] Senpai
    Clear your mind...
[16:23] Nagatoro
    That's enough!
[16:25] Nagatoro
    I'll finish putting it on myself!
[16:28] Senpai
    Okay!
[16:29] Senpai
    Okay, already!
[16:30] Nagatoro
    Your hand movements are way too pervy!
[16:34] Senpai
    I wasn't trying to...
[16:35] Senpai
    Ow, ow, ow!
[16:40] Nagatoro
    What do you think?
[16:43] Senpai
    I-I mean, they look okay, I guess.
[16:48] Nagatoro
    Senpai, do you have a tights fetish?
[16:51] Senpai
    N-No!
[16:56] Nagatoro
    Gamo-chan says they're ready to go.
SIGN    Fukkura Sushi
[17:04] Senpai
    I don't have much money.
[17:06] Nagatoro
    Don't worry.
[17:08] Nagatoro
    We have the money from our straps.
[17:10] Nagatoro
    You can eat all you want.
[17:12] Senpai
    R-Really?
[17:14] Sakura
    First bite's gotta be tuna, right?
[17:17] Yoshi
    Tuna!
[17:19] Nagatoro
    The smoked salmon's good.
[17:21] Yoshi
    Salmon!
[17:22] Gamo
    This is awesome.
[17:24] Gamo
    I haven't had sushi in forever.
[17:26] Yoshi
    Sushi!
[17:27] Senpai
    I feel so out of place.
[17:31] Senpai
    I guess I'll focus on eating.
[17:34] Nagatoro
    Senpai, get me a negi toro.
[17:37] Senpai
    S-Sure.
[17:39] Sakura
    Urchin for me.
[17:41] Gamo
    Fries for me.
[17:45] Nagatoro
    Bonito.
[17:47] Yoshi
    Karaage.
[17:50] Sakura
    Eel.
[17:53] Senpai
    Shoot!
[17:54] Senpai
    This seat's a trap!
[17:55] Nagatoro
    Tuna!
[17:56] Senpai
    The lane side is the slave's seat!
[17:56] Gamo
    Udon.
[18:00] Nagatoro
    Work!
[18:03] Senpai
    They invited me so they
    can work me to the bone!
[18:10] Nagatoro
    Senpai, what are you having next?
[18:13] Senpai
    Amberjack, maybe?
[18:22] Nagatoro
    Okay, amberjack. How much?
[18:25] Senpai
    Thanks.
[18:29] Nagatoro
    I'm going to treat you today.
[18:32] Nagatoro
    I mean...
[18:35] Nagatoro
    You were the one who worked the most
    at the school festival, Senpai.
[18:41] Nagatoro
    So you're the star of the show tonight.
[18:44] Nagatoro
    Star here!
[18:45] Nagatoro
    Treat him with respect, just for today.
[18:48] Gamo
    A'ight.
[18:49] Sakura
    Got it.
[18:50] Gamo
    Offerings for Paisen.
[18:52] Gamo
    Eat up, if you will.
[18:55] Yoshi
    Karaage.
[18:56] Sakura
    Have some salad, too.
[18:58] Senpai
    Th-Thank you.
[19:00] Sakura
    Senpai's more of a fish
    type, don't you think?
[19:04] Gamo
    Or an herbivore.
[19:05] Yoshi
    Sheep?
[19:06] Nagatoro
    You should eat tons of fatty stuff.
[19:09] Nagatoro
    You're such a twig.
[19:12] Senpai
    I guess I had the wrong idea about them.
[19:15] Senpai
    Looks like I can relax for today.
[19:17] Gamo
    Okay!
[19:19] Gamo
    Special service for Paisen.
[19:21] Gamo
    Put some salmon roe on top of the salmon...
[19:25] Gamo
    Ta-da!
[19:26] Gamo
    Salmon red caviar oyako sushi!
[19:31] Gamo
    Try it, Paisen.
[19:37] Senpai
    It's not bad.
[19:38] Senpai
    They're the same species, so it makes sense.
[19:41] Gamo
    Right?
[19:42] Gamo
    Doesn't it elevate it a bit?
[19:46] Yoshi
    I'm making some, too!
[19:49] Yoshi
    I put mayonnaise corn on
    top of a Hamburg steak sushi.
[19:52] Yoshi
    Give it a try.
[19:57] Senpai
    It's pretty trashy, but it's good.
[20:02] Sakura
    Me, too! Me, too!
[20:04] Sakura
    I put urchin on top of shrimp sushi.
[20:07] Sakura
    I call it gorgeous nigiri!
[20:13] Senpai
    Yum!
[20:19] Nagatoro
    Senpai!
[20:21] Nagatoro
    I'll make you a special, too.
[20:26] Nagatoro
    Take half the cod roe off
[20:28] Nagatoro
    and put soft roe on top.
[20:32] Nagatoro
    The cod roe and soft roe have a
    miraculous encounter in your stomach.
[20:36] Nagatoro
    The preggers sushi!
[20:38] Nagatoro
    You might get knocked up, Senpai!
[20:48] Yoshi
    Nasty.
[20:50] Gamo
    Yeah...
[20:51] Sakura
    Who makes dirty jokes with food?
[20:54] Gamo
    It's a sushi violation.
[20:57] Sakura
    Too far.
[20:58] Yoshi
    Sacrilege!
[20:59] Gamo
    Hayacchi does that sometimes.
[21:03] Sakura
    Cod roe and soft roe...
[21:06] Gamo
    Pregnant?
[21:15] Gamo
    Paisen went for it!
[21:18] Senpai
    Wait, this is good.
[21:21] Senpai
    The cod roe and soft roe go well together.
[21:24] Senpai
    It's good.
[21:28] Nagatoro
    See?
[21:30] Nagatoro
    That's Senpai for you.
[21:32] Nagatoro
    He's a creepy creeper, but he's got good taste.
[21:35] Nagatoro
    I have the approval of the star of the day!
[21:38] Nagatoro
    Whoo!
[21:40] Gamo
    Jeez, you're annoying.
[21:42] Sakura
    I'll make some, too.
[21:43] Sakura
    Yoshi, cod roe and soft roe, please.
[21:46] Nagatoro
    Don't copy me!
[21:48] Gamo
    Okay, I'll use soft roe and soft roe
    to make creepy creeper sushi.
[23:25] Nagatoro
    Points of improvement for today!
[23:27] Nagatoro
    Senpai, you were getting really
    excited seeing me in tights today.
[23:30] Senpai
    I-I wasn't!
[23:31] Nagatoro
    What about it turned you on?
[23:34] Senpai
    I guess the way the 80 denier fabric made it almost see-through, but not quite.
[23:37] Nagatoro
    Y-You creepy virgin!

E2 - You're Inviting Me, Senpai?!

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[00:11] Senpai
    That was pretty impressive.
[00:17] Nagatoro
    Senpai, say, "Ahh."
[00:19] Senpai
    Eh, I'll pass.
[00:21] Nagatoro
    Come on. Just do it.
[00:27] Nagatoro
    Give me a second.
[00:31] Nagatoro
    Okay, say, "Ahh."
SIGN    DON'T TOY WITH ME,
    MISS NAGATORO
SIGN    DON'T TOY WITH ME,
    MISS NAGATORO
SIGN    You're Inviting Me, Senpai?!
SIGN    You're Inviting Me, Senpai?!
[02:22] Senpai
    I'm just not feeling it lately.
[02:30] Senpai
    C-Club President?!
[02:36] Senpai
    Th-This is...
[02:39] President
    I knew it.
[02:41] President
    You've been slacking off lately.
[02:43] Senpai
    I'm sorry.
[02:45] President
    I'm not angry.
[02:47] President
    We've just finished the huge event
    that is the cultural festival.
[02:49] President
    You must be feeling burnt out.
[02:52] Senpai
    Right.
[02:54] President
    Do you remember what I said was the
    most important aspect of making art?
[02:59] Senpai
    Um...
[03:00] President
    Love.
[03:02] Senpai
    Uh-huh...
[03:04] President
    I'll give you this.
SIGN    Sakurayama Zoo
SIGN    Sakurayama Zoo
SIGN    Special Entry Ticket
SIGN    Special Entry Ticket
[03:08] Senpai
    A ticket for the zoo?
[03:10] President
    Do life drawings as you take
    in your natural surroundings.
[03:15] Senpai
    That might be a good idea.
[03:17] President
    When I'm exhausted from drawing
    college entrance pieces,
[03:20] ---
    I free myself in Mother Nature
    and refresh both mind and body.
[03:27] President
    The outdoors are great.
[03:28] Senpai
    I probably shouldn't make any comments.
[03:32] President
    Th-Thank you.
[03:34] President
    I'll check out the zoo.
[03:37] President
    Huh? But there are two here.
[03:40] Senpai
    Why don't you invite the cat-eared girl?
[03:43] Senpai
    She's here all the time
     despite not being part of the club.
[03:46] Senpai
    You may as well make her draw a little.
[03:48] Nagatoro
    Creepy, creepy, creepy-py.
[03:51] President
    Got it? Invite the cat-eared girl.
[03:55] President
    Make her come with you!
[03:57] Senpai
    Yes, ma'am!
[04:01] (Flashback) President
    Make her come with you!
SIGN    Sakurayama Zoo
SIGN    Recommendations
SIGN    Date Ideas
SIGN    Feed the Animals with Your Boyfriend
SIGN    Take Photos Together
[04:22] Nagatoro
    'Sup, Senpai?!
[04:23] Senpai
    'S-Sup?
[04:25] Nagatoro
    I've got time to kill,
    so I'm gonna hang out here.
[04:28] Senpai
    O-Okay.
[04:30] Nagatoro
    Whatcha been up to, Senpai?
[04:33] Senpai
    Nothing, really.
[05:01] Senpai
    No, no, no, no!
[05:02] Senpai
    Me? Invite a girl?
[05:03] Senpai
    Invite Nagatoro?!
[05:04] Senpai
    I can't do that!
[05:08] (Flashback) Nagatoro
    If there's somewhere you
    want to go with someone,
[05:12] (Flashback) Nagatoro
    you could always try asking them.
[05:19] Senpai
    Do you...
[05:23] Senpai
    like animals?
[05:26] Nagatoro
    Yeah!
[05:27] Nagatoro
    I love animals!
[05:28] Senpai
    I-I see.
[05:30] Nagatoro
    Why? Why? Why?
[05:32] Nagatoro
    What? What's up?
[05:33] Nagatoro
    What about animals?
[05:35] Senpai
    N-Nah...
[05:37] Senpai
    Animals aside...
[05:40] Nagatoro
    Aside...?
[05:42] Senpai
    Do you like drawing at all?
[05:47] Nagatoro
    Drawing?
[05:48] Nagatoro
    Not really.
[05:50] Senpai
    Oh.
[05:53] Nagatoro
    Wait, wait!
[05:54] Nagatoro
    I'm doing fine arts for my elective,
    though, so I do draw for class.
[06:02] Senpai
    I shall teach you.
[06:05] Senpai
    Wanna go to the zoo to do some sketching?
[06:11] Senpai
    That's so condescending.
[06:14] Senpai
    And imposing!
[06:18] Nagatoro
    Oh, actually, though,
    I'm not that good at drawing.
[06:23] Nagatoro
    You should teach me sometime, Senpai.
[06:27] Senpai
    So I'm going to the z-zoo.
[06:33] Nagatoro
    That came out of nowhere.
[06:36] Senpai
    Sorry.
[06:37] Nagatoro
    Sorry!
[06:38] Nagatoro
    Please continue.
[06:41] Senpai
    I have two tickets.
[06:44] Senpai
    The president gave me these.
[06:46] Nagatoro
    Uh-huh?
[06:47] Nagatoro
    And?
[06:50] Senpai
    I-If you have time,
    w-wanna go together this Sunday?
[07:00] Nagatoro
    You're inviting me, Senpai?
[07:02] Nagatoro
    You're so creepy!
[07:04] Nagatoro
    The zoo?!
[07:05] Nagatoro
    That's so hilarious!
[07:07] Nagatoro
    Creepy! Creepy!
[07:07] Senpai
    Y-You don't have to if you don't want to.
[07:14] Nagatoro
    Sure.
[07:18] Nagatoro
    Let's go, Senpai.
[07:22] Senpai
    O-Okay.
SIGN    ENTRANCE
[07:38] Nagatoro
    Senpai!
[07:41] Nagatoro
    I'm here.
[07:46] Nagatoro
    I haven't been to the zoo
    since elementary school.
SIGN    Soft Serve
[07:50] Senpai
    Me, neither.
[07:51] Nagatoro
    I'm kinda excited.
[07:53] Senpai
    Oh, yeah.
[07:56] Senpai
    I need to give you this first.
[07:58] Senpai
    Here.
[07:59] Senpai
    A sketchbook.
[08:03] Nagatoro
    What's this for?
[08:05] Senpai
    What do you mean, what's it for?
[08:08] Senpai
    Why else would I have made you come?
SIGN    C°m
SIGN    Come
[08:15] Senpai
    Come on, let's go.
[08:17] Senpai
    Now that we're here, we gotta draw lots.
[08:20] Senpai
    Muhhh...
[08:23] Senpai
    Ow!
[08:24] Senpai
    What was that for?!
SIGN    DON'T TOY WITH ME,
    MISS NAGATORO
SIGN    DON'T TOY WITH ME,
    MISS NAGATORO
[08:49] Nagatoro
    It's standing!
[08:52] Nagatoro
    Senpai!
[08:53] Nagatoro
    Kojiro-kun the red panda stood up!
[08:56] Nagatoro
    Holy crap!
[08:57] Nagatoro
    It's standing upright!
[09:14] Senpai
    Sorry.
[09:15] Senpai
    I never told you we would be life drawing.
[09:18] Nagatoro
    It's fine.
[09:20] Nagatoro
    I know you can be like that.
[09:25] Senpai
    I guess most people wouldn't really
    get that excited about life drawing.
[09:31] Senpai
    Sorry.
[09:32] Senpai
    We can just walk around instead if you want.
[09:38] Nagatoro
    Eh, it's okay.
[09:40] Nagatoro
    I wouldn't mind putting
    up with you for a day.
[09:42] Nagatoro
    It's a rare opportunity, after all.
[09:45] Nagatoro
    Let's draw!
[09:48] Senpai
    Oh.
[09:49] Senpai
    Good.
[09:50] Nagatoro
    But now that I am...
[09:53] Nagatoro
    You'd better teach me step by step,
    hand in hand, Senpai.
[09:57] Senpai
    R-Right.
[10:02] Nagatoro
    Senpai...
[10:05] Nagatoro
    Kojiro-kun won't stay still. I can't draw him.
[10:10] Senpai
    It's just a sketch.
[10:12] Senpai
    You don't have to make it too accurate.
[10:16] Senpai
    Just make a vague outline of the shapes.
[10:19] Senpai
    Make observations and draw in
    the bare minimum of details.
[10:28] Nagatoro
    It's Kojiro-kun!
[10:30] Senpai
    G-Give it a try, like that.
[10:37] Nagatoro
    Hand in hand.
[10:40] Nagatoro
    You promised you'd teach me
    each step hand in hand.
[10:44] Senpai
    Huh? Yeah.
[10:46] Nagatoro
    Well, take my hand and
    teach me how it's done.
[10:53] Senpai
    L-Like this?
[10:57] Nagatoro
    Yup!
[11:00] Nagatoro
    Come on, come on!
[11:02] Senpai
    W-Wait!
[11:03] Senpai
    I didn't mean that!
[11:05] Nagatoro
    What's wrong?
[11:07] Nagatoro
    Were you lying?
[11:09] Nagatoro
    Was that a big, fat lie?
[11:11] Senpai
    It wasn't!
[11:14] Nagatoro
    Meh.
[11:15] Nagatoro
    I didn't expect a virgin sea louse like you...
[11:19] Nagatoro
    to take a girl's hand to teach her anything.
[11:26] Senpai
    I-I can do that much!
[11:31] Nagatoro
    Okay.
[11:33] Nagatoro
    Please and thank you, Senpai.
[11:41] Senpai
    I-It's not a big deal.
    I'm just taking her hand.
[11:54] Senpai
    S-Something like this.
[11:57] Nagatoro
    Oh?
[11:58] Senpai
    M-Make broad outlines.
[12:00] Nagatoro
    Uh-huh.
[12:01] Senpai
    S-Sketch it out.
[12:04] Nagatoro
    Senpai, your voice is cracking.
[12:07] Senpai
    Th-Th-That's not really...
[12:10] Nagatoro
    That aside...
[12:12] Senpai
    That aside...?
[12:15] Senpai
    C-Compare the figure to your
    drawing and add details.
[12:20] Nagatoro
    Senpai, you're so floppy all of a sudden.
[12:24] Senpai
    Wh-What do you expect?!
[12:26] Senpai
    I'm drawing using someone else's hand!
[12:29] Nagatoro
    I know you are.
[12:32] Nagatoro
    Huh?
[12:33] Nagatoro
    That's it?
[12:34] Senpai
    I-I've done the broad strokes.
[12:38] Senpai
    Do the rest yourself.
[12:42] Nagatoro
    Thankies, Senpai!
[13:12] Nagatoro
    Now that we compare...
[13:15] Nagatoro
    I'm pretty bad at this.
[13:18] Senpai
    No, that's not true.
[13:22] Senpai
    You're getting better and better.
[13:24] Nagatoro
    Really? Am I?
[13:26] Senpai
    Y-Yeah.
[13:28] Nagatoro
    But yours are kinda...
[13:31] Nagatoro
    Lively? I think?
[13:37] Senpai
    A-Are they?
[13:38] Nagatoro
    So!
[13:40] Nagatoro
    What exactly is the trick?
[13:42] Senpai
    The trick?
[13:47] (Flashback) President
    Do you remember what I said was the
    most important aspect of making art?
[13:53] (Flashback) Senpai
    Um...
[13:55] (Flashback) President
    Love.
[14:00] Senpai
    So, like, an interest in what
    you're drawing, or something.
[14:04] Senpai
    Having positive emotions is important.
[14:07] Senpai
    I think.
[14:14] Nagatoro
    I'm going to the washroom.
[14:17] Senpai
    O-Okay.
[14:32] Woman A
    Man, zoos are so... y'know?
[14:35] Man B
    Stinky?
[14:36] Woman A
    Exactly.
[14:37] Man B
    The animal stench, right?
[14:39] Man B
    Also, shit.
[14:42] Woman A
    Gross, right?
[14:45] Woman A
    Holy crap, seriously.
[14:46] Man B
    H-Hey!
[14:49] Man B
    You're Hayacchi's senpai, aren't you?
[14:52] Senpai
    Huh? Er, yeah.
[14:54] Man B
    Remember me?
[14:55] Man B
    It's me.
[14:56] Man B
    We met at the park.
[15:00] Senpai
    I feel like we met somewhere,
    but I don't remember.
[15:04] Senpai
    I'm not good at remembering people's faces.
[15:07] Woman A
    Who's he?
[15:08] Woman A
    Do you know him?
[15:09] Man B
    No.
[15:10] Man B
    Someone who knows someone I know.
[15:11] Senpai
    Get lost already!
[15:14] Man B
    What's this?
[15:17] Man B
    Are you drawing?
[15:18] Woman A
    Really?
[15:20] Woman A
    Drawing at the zoo?
[15:21] Man B
    Club work, maybe?
[15:25] Senpai
    This calls for an emptying of the mind
    and patience until the storm passes.
[15:32] Woman A
    Wait, this is pretty good, isn't it?
[15:34] Man B
    Huh?
[15:35] Man B
    Although this one's pretty bad.
[15:41] Woman A
    Really?
[15:42] Man B
    Really.
[15:44] Woman A
    Holy crap, that's hilarious.
[15:46] Man B
    Right?
[15:47] Woman A
    That's way too crappy.
[15:51] Man B
    Must be a grade school kid's homework.
[16:00] Senpai
    D-Don't laugh at art that
    s-someone worked hard on!
[16:18] Man B
    Yo, what'd you say just now?
[16:21] Man B
    Tell me.
[16:23] Man B
    Tell me what you just said.
[16:27] Nagatoro
    I'm back, Senpai.
[16:41] Nagatoro
    'Sup?
[16:43] Woman A
    Oh, you're here.
[16:46] Man B
    'Sup?
[16:48] Nagatoro
    I drew that, you know.
[16:52] Man B
    Really?
[16:54] Woman A
    Oh, you did?
[16:55] Woman A
    Wow.
[16:56] Woman A
    I mean, this isn't all that bad, right?
[16:59] Man B
    Right?
[17:01] Man B
    It's kinda got mascot-y vibes, right?
[17:03] Nagatoro
    Nah, that was supposed to
    be a pretty serious drawing.
[17:08] Man B
    Really?
[17:09] Woman A
    That's hilarious.
[17:11] Senpai
    Anyway, that aside...
[17:13] Man B
    That aside?
[17:19] Nagatoro
    Did you need something from my senpai?
[17:26] Woman A
    Nah, nah!
[17:27] Woman A
    We were, like, "Dude, he's good!" Right?
[17:30] Man B
    Yeah, legit good.
[17:32] Woman A
    I mean, yours is good, too, Hayacchi,
    but Senpai's is, like, next level, right?
[17:38] Man B
    Yup, yup.
[17:39] Woman A
    He's so pro, right?
[17:41] Man B
    We were just looking at it like, damn!
[17:45] Nagatoro
    I know, right?
[17:49] Man B
    No, seriously.
[17:50] Man B
    It's awesome.
[17:51] Woman A
    Seriously.
[17:53] Man B
    Anyway, we'd better get going.
[17:56] Man B
    Later.
[17:57] Woman A
    Bye-bye!
[18:01] Senpai
    Th-Thanks.
[18:03] Nagatoro
    No worries.
[18:05] Nagatoro
    You're such a wimpy wimp.
[18:08] Nagatoro
    Wimpy wimp!
[18:10] Nagatoro
    Wimpy wimp!
[18:11] Nagatoro
    Wimpy wimp!
[18:14] Senpai
    Though...
[18:16] Senpai
    I have to do better.
[18:27] (Flashback) Senpai
    D-Don't laugh at art that
    s-someone worked hard on!
[18:43] Nagatoro
    Nah, I mean, I think that's
    a good look for you.
[18:48] Nagatoro
    It's a good look.
[18:52] Senpai
    Sure.
[18:53] Senpai
    Fine.
[18:54] Nagatoro
    Yup, yup.
[19:02] Nagatoro
    Well it's getting pretty late.
[19:04] Nagatoro
    Why don't we draw one more and call it a day?
[19:07] Senpai
    Okay.
SIGN    Zoo Map
[19:09] Nagatoro
    What should we draw?
[19:11] Senpai
    Let's see...
[19:14] Senpai
    Your favorite animal, then.
[19:18] Nagatoro
    Animal...
[19:24] Senpai
    What do you like?
[19:25] Nagatoro
    That one.
[19:31] Senpai
    You like sloths, huh?
[19:33] Nagatoro
    Nah, actually, anything's fine.
[19:36] Senpai
    Uh-huh...
[19:38] Nagatoro
    Come on, Senpai!
[19:40] Nagatoro
    Don't just stand there! Start drawing!
[19:43] Senpai
    Okay, okay!
[19:52] Senpai
    Why is she drawing from so far away?
[20:15] Nagatoro
    What are you doing, looking away?!
[20:17] Nagatoro
    Keep your eye on it and draw!
[20:20] Senpai
    R-Right.
[20:27] Senpai
    Okay.
[20:28] Senpai
    It looks pretty good.
[20:31] Senpai
    I'm done.
[20:32] Senpai
    What about you?
[20:33] Nagatoro
    Done.
[20:35] Nagatoro
    By the way, can you guess what I drew?
[20:38] Senpai
    The sloth, right?
[20:41] Nagatoro
    That's right, a sloth.
[20:44] Nagatoro
    But a specific kind of
    sloth that lives in Japan.
[20:48] Nagatoro
    The five-fingered sloth!
[20:51] Nagatoro
    It's so lazy and wimpy that
    it's about to go extinct.
[20:55] Nagatoro
    And it's got such a weak presence,
    it's extremely rare to spot it.
[21:00] Senpai
    There she goes again,
    drawing me just to toy with me!
[21:07] Senpai
    It's not good, but it's
    drawn really carefully.
[21:11] Senpai
    And...
[21:14] Senpai
    It's...
[21:15] (Flashback) President
    Do you remember what I said was the
    most important aspect of making art?
[21:20] (Flashback) President
    Love.
[21:26] President
    No, no, no!
[21:27] President
    What am I thinking?
[21:32] Nagatoro
    Why are you gazing at it for so long?
[21:34] Nagatoro
    You creep!
[21:36] Nagatoro
    Are you violating my drawing with your eyes?
[21:38] Senpai
    N-No!
[21:39] Nagatoro
    Look at you,
    violating my drawing of yourself.
[21:42] Nagatoro
    You're such a pervert.
[21:44] Senpai
    No!
[21:45] Nagatoro
    Jeez, Senpai, you're such a creepy creep!
[23:25] Nagatoro
    Points of improvement for today.
[23:27] Senpai
    I think you're the one who
    can stand to improve today.
[23:29] Nagatoro
    What?! What did I do?
[23:31] Senpai
    I think you had a misunderstanding.
[23:34] Nagatoro
    Misunderstanding between what and what?
[23:36] Nagatoro
    Well? Well, Senpai?
[23:38] Senpai
    I-I'm sorry!

E3 - Senpai... Were You... Listening to What I Said...?

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SIGN    Art Room
[00:11] Nagatoro
    That was a refreshing nap.
[00:14] Senpai
    You're treating this room
    like your own home.
[00:17] Nagatoro
    True.
[00:18] Nagatoro
    This is my second home.
[00:25] Nagatoro
    Sakura and the girls want to hang out.
[00:27] Nagatoro
    Toying with Senpai is fun,
    but I think I'll make it a girl-talk day.
[00:36] Nagatoro
    Later, Senpai!
[00:40] Senpai
    Girl talk...
[00:41] Senpai
    I wonder what they'd be talking about.
[00:48] Senpai
    I guess she'll come get it after school.
SIGN    DON'T TOY WITH ME,
    MISS NAGATORO
SIGN    DON'T TOY WITH ME,
    MISS NAGATORO
SIGN    Senpai... Were You... Listening to What I Said...?
SIGN    Senpai... Were You... Listening to What I Said...?
[02:33] Senpai
    The first-years' floor...
[02:36] Senpai
    I feel so out of place.
[02:38] Senpai
    Stay calm.
[02:40] Senpai
    Gotta give this back and
    get out of here quickly.
[02:43] Senpai
    Wait...
[02:45] Senpai
    Which class is she in?
[02:51] Orihara
    Need something?
[02:53] Senpai
    O-Oh, er, well...
[02:57] Senpai
    I'm looking for someone.
[02:59] Orihara
    Who?
[03:00] Senpai
    N-Nagatoro is her name.
[03:03] Orihara
    Nagatoro?
[03:05] Orihara
    She's not in my class.
[03:06] Senpai
    O-Okay.
[03:08] Senpai
    Thanks.
[03:09] Orihara
    Wait, hang on!
[03:12] Orihara
    Nagatoro...
[03:13] Orihara
    I think I've heard that name.
[03:17] Orihara
    What's her first name?
[03:21] Senpai
    Her name...
[03:23] Senpai
    Come to think of it...
[03:26] Senpai
    I can't believe...
[03:30] (Flashback) Gamo
    Hayacchi strips down for the team, too.
[03:34] Senpai
    H-Haya...
[03:36] Senpai
    Haya...
[03:37] Orihara
    Oh, Hayacchi!
[03:39] Orihara
    Right, right.
[03:40] Orihara
    Yeah, now I remember her last name.
[03:43] Orihara
    Hayacchi is in Class 1-C.
[03:45] Senpai
    Th-Thanks.
[03:48] Senpai
    Haya...
[03:50] Senpai
    Haya...
[03:51] Senpai
    Haya-what, I wonder?
[04:00] Senpai
    She's not here.
[04:03] Senpai
    What do I do?
[04:04] Senpai
    I look suspicious standing here.
[04:07] Gamo
    Nice! Those are some good punches.
[04:10] Senpai
    The friends!
[04:11] Senpai
    Now what?
[04:13] Senpai
    Do I give this to the friends and leave?
[04:16] Senpai
    Although if they catch me...
[04:19] Gamo
    Come on, Paisen, stick around for a while.
[04:22] Yoshi
    Stick around!
[04:24] Senpai
    Time to get out of here.
[04:26] Sakura
    So, anyway...
[04:28] Sakura
    More friends this way, too!
[04:34] Rabi
    'Sup?!
[04:35] Gamo
    Hey.
[04:37] Sakura
    Have you had lunch yet?
[04:38] Gamo
    I'm about to eat now.
[04:40] Rabi
    We'll be chilling in class, then.
[04:45] Sakura
    Wanna go to the window side?
[04:48] Senpai
    What the hell am I doing?
[04:50] Rabi
    Where's Hayacchi?
[04:51] Sakura
    She said she's coming.
[04:52] Nagatoro
    I'm here!
[04:55] Senpai
    Nagatoro!
SIGN    Tomato Juice
[04:57] Nagatoro
    Got Royal Tomato Juice!
[05:00] Sakura
    Here we go with your weird drinks again.
[05:02] Rabi
    You really like tomato juice, huh?
[05:07] Sakura
    Rabi-chan got a boyfriend, apparently.
[05:10] Nagatoro
    For real?!
[05:11] Nekopa
    For real?!
[05:12] Sakura
    For real. The chad guy.
[05:18] Nagatoro
    But she said she couldn't stand chad types.
[05:20] Rabi
    He doesn't count.
    He's the good type of chad.
[05:24] Nekopa
    Look at her, being so casual.
[05:25] Nekopa
    Like she's already won at life.
[05:27] Rabi
    He's good-looking, so...
[05:29] Rabi
    You can get away with most
    things if you're good looking.
[05:32] Nagatoro
    Nah, that doesn't really cut it for me.
[05:36] Sakura
    Well anyway, congratulations
    on getting a boyfriend.
[05:40] Senpai
    I need to sneak out at some point.
[05:43] Senpai
    Or I'm going to be stuck
    here until school's over.
[05:45] Nekopa
    So, what are your types?
[05:48] Nekopa
    I like dependable guys. For sure.
[05:51] Sakura
    I'm pretty accommodating,
    so I'm okay with any type.
[05:56] Nekopa
    So you're a whore.
[05:58] Sakura
    I can handle any kind of ball.
[06:00] Sakura
    Call me the guardian angel.
[06:04] Nagatoro
    The only problem is that she
    ends up crushing on everyone.
[06:07] Nekopa
    What about you, Hayacchi?
[06:12] Sakura
    You weren't really the dating type before.
[06:16] Nekopa
    These days, you're pretty girly.
[06:19] Rabi
    Right?
[06:20] Nagatoro
    No way. No, I'm not.
[06:22] Nekopa
    Come on! What's your type?
[06:23] Senpai
    Shoot!
[06:25] Senpai
    I shouldn't be listening in on this.
[06:25] Rabi
    Come on!
[06:28] Nagatoro
    Me?
[06:31] Nagatoro
    Well...
[06:39] Nagatoro
    Someone I like hanging out with, I guess.
[06:57] Nekopa
    So plain.
[06:58] Sakura
    Yeah.
[06:59] Sakura
    Especially for Toro-chan.
[07:01] Rabi
    I don't think a normal
    guy can keep up with you.
[07:04] Nagatoro
    Wh-Why do you care?!
[07:07] Nagatoro
    Huh?
[07:08] Sakura
    What's wrong?
[07:10] Nagatoro
    I can't find my phone.
[07:11] Rabi
    For real?
[07:12] Nekopa
    Did you drop it?
[07:15] Sakura
    Maybe it's in the club room.
[07:16] Nagatoro
    Oh, yeah, maybe.
[07:18] Rabi
    Speaking of which, I heard you're
    spending time in a club room these days.
[07:24] Nekopa
    I know.
[07:25] Nagatoro
    S-So what if I am?
[07:27] Rabi
    Is it a guy?
[07:32] Nekopa
    It's a guy!
[07:33] Nekopa
    A guy!
[07:33] Nagatoro
    N-No!
[07:41] Sakura
    What was that?
[07:42] Sakura
    I heard a noise just now.
[07:44] Rabi
    Scary.
[07:45] Rabi
    Is it a poltergeist?
[07:47] Nekopa
    Or a ghost?
[07:48] Nagatoro
    Of course not.
[07:49] Rabi
    Be careful, Hayacchi.
[07:52] Nagatoro
    Trust me, it's nothing.
[08:08] Nagatoro
    What are you doing?
[08:14] Nagatoro
    You brought it here for me?
[08:18] Sakura
    Hey, did you find anything?
[08:21] Nagatoro
    Huh? No.
[08:22] Nagatoro
    Wait, I see Sakura's guardian spirit!
[08:25] Nekopa
    For real?
[08:26] Rabi
    For real?
[08:28] Sakura
    You do, huh? She's a courtesan, you know.
[08:34] Nagatoro
    Senpai, that was actually creepy.
[08:38] Nagatoro
    You were the Abominable Locker Monster.
[08:40] Senpai
    Sorry.
[08:41] Senpai
    It just kinda happened.
[08:43] Nagatoro
    Anyway, it's fine.
[08:46] Nagatoro
    Thanks for returning my phone.
[08:49] Senpai
    Bye.
[08:51] Nagatoro
    Senpai.
[08:59] Nagatoro
    Were you listening to what I said?
[09:06] Senpai
    What are you talking about?
SIGN    For real?!
SIGN    For real?!?!
SIGN    DON'T TOY WITH ME,
    MISS NAGATORO
SIGN    DON'T TOY WITH ME,
    MISS NAGATORO
[09:26] Senpai
    The school marathon is tomorrow.
[09:30] (Flashback) Nagatoro
    Come after me if you're that upset!
[09:34] (Flashback) Nagatoro
    Right, Maggot-senpai?
[09:37] Senpai
    I gotta try to impress her for once.
[09:43] Student
    I won't leave you behind. Don't worry.
[09:46] Sensei
    I hope you all remember the course.
[09:48] All
    Yes.
[09:50] Sensei
    We're going to be outside.
    Don't make a lot of noise.
[09:52] All
    Okay.
[09:55] Senpai
    Seems like my foot's okay.
[09:57] Senpai
    Oh, where's Nagatoro?
[10:05] Sensei
    Ready...
[10:08] Senpai
    Everyone's sprinting so hard.
[10:11] Senpai
    I'm gonna go at my own pace.
[10:12] Nagatoro
    Senpai!
[10:21] Senpai
    Let's race, Senpai.
[10:24] Nagatoro
    R-Race?
[10:26] Gamo;Yoshi;Sakura
    Race!
[10:29] Senpai
    I-I'm not gonna race.
[10:31] Senpai
    I'll just run at my own pace.
[10:34] Nagatoro
    I know you're slow,
    but you might win if you keep it up.
[10:40] Sakura
    Like the tortoise and the hare.
[10:42] Gamo
    You might catch us off guard. Who knows?
[10:45] Yoshi
    A nap?
[10:46] Nagatoro
    Like the hare?
[10:48] Senpai
    N-Nah, you lot are more like cats than hares.
[10:52] Sakura
    "You lot"!
[10:54] Yoshi
    Toro Cats!
[11:08] Nagatoro
    The hare!
[11:10] Yoshi
    Cosplay?!
[11:11] Senpai
    N-No, the president is just
    doing it as performance art.
[11:17] Gamo
    We're gonna have to put our
    race with Paisen on hold!
[11:20] Sakura
    Beat the hare!
[11:23] Nagatoro;Yoshi;Gamo;Sakura
    Yeah!
[11:24] Senpai
    S-Sure, good luck, I guess.
[11:27] Senpai
    The president's a good athlete,
    so you're going to have a hard time.
[11:32] Nagatoro
    What are you talking about?
[11:35] Nagatoro
    It's the turtle that
    goes up against the hare!
[11:39] Senpai
    I can't!
[11:40] Senpai
    There's no way I can beat her!
[11:42] Nagatoro
    You can!
[11:44] Nagatoro
    We just need to ram all
    of our power into you!
[11:50] Nagatoro
    No rest for the turtle!
[11:58] Nagatoro
    Our booster...
[11:59] Sakura
    ...got separated.
[12:02] Gamo
    You could have gone.
[12:03] Yoshi
    It was blinking.
[12:05] Sakura
    Don't mind us. Just keep going.
[12:08] Gamo
    Go! And catch her!
[12:11] Yoshi
    That's a death flag!
[12:12] Nagatoro
    G-Guys...
[12:14] Nagatoro
    We got this!
[12:16] Nagatoro
    Let's go, Senpai!
[12:18] Senpai
    S-Stop pushing!
[12:21] Senpai
    I'll run as hard as I can.
[12:22] Nagatoro
    Oh, fine.
[12:32] Nagatoro
    You've been practicing, huh, Senpai?
[12:36] Senpai
    C-Can you tell?
[12:38] Nagatoro
    That's not a bad effort, coming from you.
[12:44] Nagatoro
    Even though it's a creepy, squiggly run.
[12:47] Senpai
    I-I'm not that bad!
[12:49] Nagatoro
    Nah, you're that bad.
[12:51] Nagatoro
    Squiggly, squiggly, squiggly, squiggly!
[12:55] Senpai
    Damn it, this kid...
[13:02] Nagatoro
    Senpai?
[13:05] Nagatoro
    What's wrong?
[13:07] Senpai
    Nothing, just my ankle...
[13:10] Nagatoro
    Is it sprained?
[13:11] Senpai
    No, well...
[13:13] Senpai
    It's not really that bad.
[13:15] Senpai
    I just twisted it a bit yesterday.
[13:18] Senpai
    You go ahead, Nagatoro.
[13:20] Senpai
    I'll take it slow.
[13:24] Senpai
    H-Hey!
[13:26] Nagatoro
    Let's get back to the school, Senpai.
[13:30] Senpai
    It's fine!
[13:31] Senpai
    You don't need to do that for me.
[13:33] Senpai
    You can leave me here.
[13:35] Nagatoro
    Are you trying to be
    considerate or something?
[13:36] Nagatoro
    You don't get to do that, Senpai.
[13:38] Senpai
    N-No, it's not that I'm being considerate...
[13:41] Nagatoro
    Quit groaning and let's go, Senpai!
[13:53] Nagatoro
    This feels like a scene from a movie, huh?
[13:57] Senpai
    A movie?
[13:58] Nagatoro
    Like a war movie or something.
[14:01] Soldier A
    I'm not gonna make it.
[14:03] Soldier A
    Leave me behind.
[14:05] Soldier B
    Don't be stupid.
[14:07] Nagatoro
    And they make it home together.
[14:12] Nagatoro
    You know what I mean?
[14:14] Nagatoro
    It's a thing, right?
[14:16] Senpai
    Sure, yeah.
[14:21] Senpai
    Man, I can never understand
    Nagatoro's behavior.
[14:26] (Flashback) Nagatoro
    I know you're slow,
    but you might win if you keep it up.
[14:32] Senpai
    She's messing with me and joking
    around one moment, and...
[14:48] Senpai
    It's starting to hurt a lot.
[15:00] Nagatoro
    Hop on.
[15:02] Nagatoro
    I'll carry you.
[15:04] Senpai
    N-No, that's going too far.
[15:09] Senpai
    Are you feeling responsible?
[15:14] Senpai
    I mean, for my foot.
[15:17] Nagatoro
    Not really.
[15:18] Nagatoro
    It's nothing like that.
[15:20] Nagatoro
    It's because this is faster.
[15:23] Nagatoro
    Hurry.
[15:24] Nagatoro
    Just shut up and do as I say,
    wimpy Turtle-senpai.
[15:29] Senpai
    E-Err...
[15:31] Senpai
    I really don't know about
    climbing on a girl's back.
[15:37] Nagatoro
    Don't underestimate me.
[15:40] Nagatoro
    Carrying a twiggy bean
    sprout like you is nothing.
[15:45] Senpai
    No, but...
[15:46] Nagatoro
    Just do it!
[15:52] Senpai
    O-Okay.
[16:10] Senpai
    Th-This is embarrassing.
[16:12] Senpai
    And I feel really guilty.
[16:17] Senpai
    And she's so tiny...
[16:22] Senpai
    You're amazing, Nagatoro.
[16:28] Nagatoro
    This is nothing.
[16:29] Nagatoro
    Nothing!
[16:32] Senpai
    I-It's okay. I'll get off.
[16:34] Nagatoro
    No!
[16:35] Nagatoro
    Not until we beat that rabbit!
[16:37] Senpai
    Let me down!
[16:41] Senpai
    I don't want to risk getting you hurt.
[16:47] Senpai
    Please.
[16:52] Gamo
    That was slick!
[16:54] Gamo
    Especially for you, Paisen.
[16:56] Yoshi
    Yo!
[16:56] Nagatoro
    Guys.
[16:58] Gamo
    We'll take over from here.
[17:00] Gamo
    Take a slow-ass turtle...
[17:04] Gamo
    put boosters on it...
[17:07] Gamo
    and it'll fly!
[17:09] Senpai
    Y-You're going too fast!
[17:11] Gamo
    Don't sweat it!
[17:13] The Friends
    Don't sweat it!
[17:19] President
    The cat-eared girl and her
    friends were no match for me.
[17:25] Nagatoro
    Prepare yourself, hare!
[17:32] Nagatoro
    She's fast.
[17:34] Nagatoro
    Is this the end?
[17:35] Gamo
    Not yet!
[17:36] Gamo
    Yoshi!
[17:37] Yoshi
    Roger!
[17:38] Yoshi
    Change formation!
[17:43] Yoshi
    Slipstream!
SIGN    Slipstream
[17:47] Senpai
    She's blocking the wind.
[17:50] Senpai
    We're going faster!
[17:59] Nagatoro
    The tortoise beat the hare, Senpai!
[18:03] Senpai
    Y-Yeah!
[18:08] Sensei
    Disqualified.
[18:12] Senpai
    That's fair.
[18:30] Senpai
    Nagatoro hasn't been in here for two days.
[18:36] Senpai
    She isn't messaging me, either.
[18:39] Senpai
    O-Oh, no...
[18:41] Nagatoro
    Senpai...
[18:43] Nagatoro
    I can't believe you were
    eavesdropping from the locker.
[18:46] Nagatoro
    You're way too creepy.
[18:49] Nagatoro
    I'm not coming anymore.
[18:52] Senpai
    I-I should ask her what's up.
SIGN    How?
SIGN    Creep
SIGN    So?
SIGN    How?
SIGN    So?
[19:01] Senpai
    So...
[19:02] Senpai
    So what?!
[19:08] Gamo
    Jeez, Yoshi!
[19:10] Gamo
    Friends punch! Friends punch!
[19:19] Senpai
    H-Hey!
[19:22] Gamo
    Oh, Paisen.
[19:24] Gamo
    Don't scare me like that.
[19:26] Senpai
    Sorry.
[19:26] Yoshi
    Don't.
[19:27] Gamo
    You've never said hi to us before.
[19:32] Yoshi
    A rarity.
[19:37] Gamo
    What's this beat for?!
[19:38] Yoshi
    For real!
[19:40] Nagatoro
    N-Nah, I just haven't seen Nagatoro
    in a while, so I was wondering...
[19:47] Gamo
    Are you worried?
[19:48] Yoshi
    You're at that age?
[19:49] Senpai
    N-No, not really.
[19:53] Senpai
    Actually...
[19:55] Senpai
    Yeah.
[19:57] Gamo
    She's at home with a cold.
[19:59] Senpai
    I-Is she all right?
[20:02] Gamo
    Yeah.
[20:03] Gamo
    She's mostly better already.
[20:04] Gamo
    She said she should be back tomorrow.
[20:06] Senpai
    O-Okay.
[20:09] Gamo
    Paisen, do you know where she lives?
[20:12] Senpai
    Y-Yeah, I do.
SIGN    Trigonometric Functions
SIGN    Equations Involving 180 - Θ
SIGN    Trigonometric Identities
SIGN    Use 1 and 2 to prove that 3 is true.
[20:15] Gamo
    Here. Take this.
[20:17] Senpai
    Huh?
[20:18] Gamo
    Give this to her.
[20:20] Gamo
    Bye.
[20:20] Yoshi
    Bye.
[20:22] Gamo
    Thanks, Paisen.
[20:23] Yoshi
    Thanks!
[20:28] Senpai
    Here I am.
[20:30] Senpai
    The Nagatoro House.
[20:33] Senpai
    And I bought a gift.
[20:45] Senpai
    No one's answering.
[20:47] Senpai
    N-No!
[20:49] Nagatoro
    Senpai...
[21:06] Anetoro
    You there, hold still.
[21:09] Anetoro
    I'm gonna report you real quick.
[21:11] Senpai
    N-No! Err...
[21:13] Senpai
    S-S-Sorry!
[21:15] Senpai
    I j-just thought she
     might have passed out!
[21:18] Anetoro
    Sure, sure.
[21:19] Anetoro
    You can tell the police all about it.
[21:21] Senpai
    I-I-I'm from school!
[21:24] Senpai
    I b-brought her homework!
[21:26] Senpai
    And a gift!
[21:28] Anetoro
    You...
[21:29] Anetoro
    Are you Senpai-kun?
[21:34] Senpai
    Yes. Probably.
[21:37] Anetoro
    I see, I see.
[21:39] Anetoro
    So you're the one.
[21:42] Anetoro
    You came to check up on my kid sister, huh?
[21:45] Anetoro
    Thanks.
[21:47] Senpai
    Kid sister...
[21:49] Senpai
    Anetoro?!
[23:25] Gamo
    Points of improvement for today!
[23:27] Gamo
    That was some good running today, Paisen.
[23:29] Yoshi
    Lightning!
[23:30] Sakura
    You looked good.
[23:31] Senpai
    F-Friends...
[23:32] Senpai
    Thanks.
[23:33] Gamo
    Should we go with no points
    of improvement this time?
[23:36] Anetoro
    Oh?
[23:36] Anetoro
    What about the trespassing?
[23:38] Yoshi
    New character!

E4 - Why Don't You Come Inside, Senpai-kun?

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SIGN    Autumn Oden Festival On Now
SIGN    Buy 2 selected
    products
    for a bonus!
SIGN    Puttsun Pudding
[00:35] Anetoro
    You there, hold still.
[00:39] Anetoro
    I'm gonna report you real quick.
[00:41] Senpai
    N-No! Err...
[00:43] Senpai
    S-S-Sorry!
[00:45] Senpai
    I j-just thought she
     might have passed out!
[00:48] Anetoro
    Sure, sure.
[00:49] Anetoro
    You can tell the police all about it.
[00:52] Senpai
    I-I-I'm from school!
[00:54] Senpai
    I b-brought her homework!
[00:56] Senpai
    And a gift!
[00:58] Anetoro
    You...
[00:59] Anetoro
    Are you Senpai-kun?
[01:04] Senpai
    Yes. Probably.
[01:07] Anetoro
    I see, I see.
[01:09] Anetoro
    So you're the one.
[01:12] Anetoro
    You came to check up on my kid sister, huh?
[01:15] Anetoro
    Thanks.
[01:17] Senpai
    Kid sister...
[01:19] Senpai
    Anetoro?!
[01:21] Anetoro
    Why don't you come inside,
[01:25] Anetoro
    Senpai-kun?
SIGN    DON'T TOY WITH ME,
    MISS NAGATORO
SIGN    DON'T TOY WITH ME,
    MISS NAGATORO
SIGN    Why Don't You Come Inside, Senpai-kun?
SIGN    Why Don't You Come Inside, Senpai-kun?
[03:05] Anetoro
    Sorry, she's still asleep.
[03:08] Senpai
    I-It's fine.
[03:10] Anetoro
    Have some tea and stick around for a while.
[03:13] Senpai
    Th-Thank you.
[03:16] Anetoro
    I've heard all kinds of things about you.
[03:20] Senpai
    I-I see.
[03:22] Anetoro
    That you're doing naughty things.
[03:26] Senpai
    N-N-No way! I'm n-n-not!
[03:31] Anetoro
    I'm kidding.
[03:35] Anetoro
    I heard you're really amusing, Senpai.
[03:38] Senpai
    R-Really...
[03:51] Anetoro
    Are you curious?
[03:53] Senpai
    N-No.
[03:55] Senpai
    Not really.
[03:59] Anetoro
    I was actually going to tell
    you all kinds of stuff.
[04:05] Anetoro
    All about her this and
    that and everything else.
[04:10] Anetoro
    Don't you want to find out?
[04:17] Senpai
    I've never had much interest in people.
[04:24] Senpai
    I'd always be content
    so long as I could draw.
[04:56] Anetoro
    Well? Tell me.
[05:00] Anetoro
    Aren't you interested?
[05:03] Senpai
    I-I guess.
[05:06] Senpai
    I guess...
[05:08] Anetoro
    You guess?
[05:09] Senpai
    I-I'm interested.
[05:14] Nagatoro
    Onee-chan, did you buy me pudding?
[05:32] Nagatoro
    Jeez!
[05:34] Nagatoro
    Why are you even here?!
[05:36] Nagatoro
    Couldn't you have said something first?!
[05:38] Nagatoro
    By phone or by text?!
[05:40] Senpai
    No, you didn't reply to my message, so...
[05:42] Nagatoro
    I was sleeping!
[05:44] Senpai
    S-Sorry.
[05:47] Anetoro
    Hey, now.
[05:48] Anetoro
    Senpai-kun's here to see if you're all right.
[05:51] Anetoro
    You shouldn't talk to him like that.
[05:54] Nagatoro
    Stay out of this, Onee-chan.
[05:56] Nagatoro
    Where's the dryer?
[05:58] Senpai
    On the shelf upstairs.
SIGN    Click
SIGN    Vweeee
SIGN    Fzzz
[06:03] Anetoro
    Sorry she's so noisy, Senpai-kun.
[06:07] Senpai
    I-It's okay.
[06:09] Senpai
    I feel like I really shouldn't be here.
[06:13] Senpai
    How's her cold?
[06:16] Anetoro
    Oh, her fever's been gone since yesterday.
[06:19] Anetoro
    She's fine now.
[06:21] Anetoro
    I told her to stay home
    one more day just in case.
[06:27] Nagatoro
    Hi, Senpai.
[06:31] Senpai
    H-Hey.
[06:32] Anetoro
    I have some good news for
    my cranky little sister.
[06:37] Nagatoro
    Shut up, Onee-chan!
[06:39] Anetoro
    Calm down.
[06:40] Anetoro
    This chemistry set of a pudding that
     I bought at the convenience store earlier...
[06:44] Anetoro
    has evolved into this firmer,
    more authentic pudding.
[06:49] Nagatoro
    The Lawman pudding!
[06:51] Anetoro
    Senpai-kun brought it as a gift.
[06:54] Anetoro
    Now, cheer up, already.
[06:59] Anetoro
    Oh, you're so stubborn.
[07:02] Anetoro
    Fine.
[07:05] Anetoro
    Well, then...
[07:06] Anetoro
    We can take this authentic pudding...
[07:08] Anetoro
    Top it with some fruit...
[07:11] Anetoro
    Decorate it with whipped
    cream and ice cream...
[07:14] Anetoro
    And we have Onee-chan's
    special pudding à la mode!
[07:19] Anetoro
    Go on.
[07:21] Nagatoro
    W-Well, I shouldn't waste food,
    so I guess I'll eat it.
[07:25] Senpai
    She's completely playing Nagatoro.
[07:28] Senpai
    Beware Anetoro.
[07:30] Anetoro
    Here you are, Senpai-kun.
[07:32] Senpai
    Oh, thank you.
[07:34] Anetoro
    Come on. Have a seat.
[07:37] Anetoro
    Why don't we take this opportunity
    to talk about everything?
[07:42] Anetoro
    Over some pudding.
[07:45] Anetoro
    Right?
[07:47] Senpai
    Anetoro's got the same aura as Nagatoro.
[07:53] Nagatoro
    We're eating in my room, Senpai.
[07:56] Senpai
    O-Okay.
[07:58] Nagatoro
    Don't come with us, Onee-chan.
[08:00] Anetoro
    You're so mean.
[08:02] Anetoro
    You're making your sister lonely.
[08:04] Nagatoro
    You're just going to talk about
    stuff no one needs to hear.
[08:09] Anetoro
    Oh, fine.
[08:11] Nagatoro
    Come on, let's go, Senpai.
[08:19] Senpai
    I haven't been in Nagatoro's room for a while.
[08:24] Senpai
    But...
[08:30] Senpai
    Um, I'm sorry.
[08:33] Senpai
    I mean, I came unannounced.
[08:36] Nagatoro
    I-It's not your fault, Senpai.
[08:39] Nagatoro
    It just surprised me.
[08:41] Senpai
    O-Okay.
[08:43] Nagatoro
    Senpai...
[08:47] Nagatoro
    Um...
[08:50] Nagatoro
    Thanks.
[08:51] Nagatoro
    For checking up on me.
[08:53] Senpai
    N-Nah, I needed to give
    you your homework anyway.
[09:09] Nagatoro
    This pudding is so good.
[09:13] Senpai
    Yeah, it is.
[09:16] Senpai
    The fruit goes well with it, too.
[09:23] Nagatoro
    Hey, hey, Senpai...
[09:26] Nagatoro
    Here.
[09:27] Nagatoro
    Say, "Ahh."
[09:30] Senpai
    Wh-Why now?!
[09:32] Nagatoro
    To thank you for coming over.
[09:34] Nagatoro
    You don't need to be modest.
[09:36] Nagatoro
    You like this, don't you, Senpai?
[09:40] Nagatoro
    You're a closet pervert, after all.
[09:41] Senpai
    W-Wait, what does that have
    to do with anything?
[09:45] Nagatoro
    Just eat it!
[09:47] Senpai
    Here we go again with Nagatoro's usual thing.
[09:50] Nagatoro
    Come on, Senpai!
[09:54] Senpai
    Oh, well.
[09:56] Senpai
    No one's watching.
[10:02] Anetoro
    I brought juice!
[10:05] Anetoro
    Oopsie.
[10:06] Anetoro
    Am I interrupting?
[10:08] Senpai
    She saw us!
[10:10] Nagatoro
    Stay out, Onee-chan!
[10:12] Anetoro
    Don't say that.
[10:13] Anetoro
    You must be thirsty.
[10:16] Anetoro
    Especially when it's just the two of you.
[10:18] Nagatoro
    Get out!
[10:20] Anetoro
    Fine, fine.
[10:22] Anetoro
    Well, Senpai-kun, enjoy your stay.
[10:25] Senpai
    N-Nah, I don't intend to stay that long.
[10:29] Anetoro
    Oh, right, Senpai-kun...
[10:34] Anetoro
    We'll continue our talk another time, okay?
[10:38] Anetoro
    Since you seem to be all kinds
    of interested in my sister.
[10:43] Anetoro
    Right?
[10:49] Nagatoro
    "All kinds of interested"?
SIGN    DON'T TOY WITH ME,
    MISS NAGATORO
SIGN    DON'T TOY WITH ME,
    MISS NAGATORO
[11:10] Senpai
    I never intended to pry into
    Nagatoro's personal life.
[11:16] Senpai
    Damn it, Anetoro...
[11:24] Senpai
    Now it's awkward.
[11:27] Senpai
    Thanks for the pudding.
[11:29] Senpai
    I shouldn't intrude for too long.
[11:32] Senpai
    I should probably...
[11:37] Nagatoro
    Since you're here...
[11:39] Senpai
    Since I'm here...
[11:46] Nagatoro
    Wanna play a match?
[11:50] Senpai
    S-Sure, a quick game.
[11:53] Nagatoro
    I'm not the same player I was back then.
[11:59] Senpai
    All right. I'm not holding back, then.
[12:02] Nagatoro
    That's the spirit.
[12:04] Nagatoro
    Come at me!
[12:07] Senpai
    A-All right!
[12:09] Game Announcer
    Round 1.
[12:11] Game Announcer
    Fight!
[12:20] Senpai
    She's definitely gotten better.
[12:23] Senpai
    She must have practiced a lot.
[12:25] Senpai
    But...
[12:29] Senpai
    She still lets her guard down.
[12:32] Senpai
    Got a combo!
[12:34] Senpai
    Now I just gotta get to an ultimate...
[12:37] Nagatoro
    Senpai, what were you and
    my sister talking about?
[12:43] Senpai
    N-N-Nothing, really.
[12:45] Nagatoro
    Are you sure?
SIGN    Whack whack whack whack
[12:47] Nagatoro
    Weren't you trying...
[12:50] Nagatoro
    to learn my secrets...
SIGN    Whack whack whack whack
SIGN    Pow
[12:53] Nagatoro
    while I...
SIGN    Pow
SIGN    Pow
SIGN    Pow
SIGN    Pow
SIGN    Pow
SIGN    Pow
SIGN    Pow
[12:56] Nagatoro
    was sleeping?!
[12:59] Senpai
    N-No way!
[13:05] Senpai
    I-I wasn't...
[13:07] Senpai
    I don't pry without someone's permission...
[13:15] Nagatoro
    One more match!
[13:17] Nagatoro
    One more!
[13:18] Senpai
    Huh? Sure.
[13:20] Nagatoro
    Time to show my wimpy senpai what I can do.
[13:29] Senpai
    She's actually really good
    once she's on the offensive.
[13:33] Senpai
    I've never been good against
    this character to begin with.
[13:39] Game Announcer
    KO!
[13:41] Nagatoro Smash
    Wimp! Wimp! Wimp!
[13:44] Nagatoro
    Senpai's a wimp! Wimp! Wimp!
[13:48] Senpai
    What did you expect?
[13:49] Senpai
    I haven't been playing lately.
[13:55] Nagatoro
    Oh, I know!
[13:58] Nagatoro
    If you can beat me...
[14:02] Nagatoro
    I'll tell you one of my secrets.
    Anything you want to know.
[14:10] Nagatoro
    Well?
[14:11] Nagatoro
    You want to learn about
    my secrets, don't you?
[14:16] Senpai
    N-Not really.
[14:18] Senpai
    You don't really have
    any big secrets, do you?
[14:22] Senpai
    B-But I guess, if you insist...
[14:26] Senpai
    I wouldn't mind playing along.
[14:30] Nagatoro
    You're so shy.
[14:33] Nagatoro
    Here we go, then.
[14:35] Nagatoro
    Ready...
[14:36] Nagatoro
    Fight!
[14:41] Nagatoro
    Senpai...
[14:44] Nagatoro
    If you do beat me...
[14:47] Nagatoro
    What do you want to know?
[14:51] Nagatoro
    Which one of my secrets?
[14:54] Senpai
    Th-There isn't really anything I want to know.
[14:59] Nagatoro
    Oh, then maybe...
[15:02] Nagatoro
    my cup size?
[15:06] Senpai
    N-No!
[15:07] Nagatoro
    Are you sure?
[15:09] Nagatoro
    My hip size, then?
[15:12] Senpai
    No!
[15:13] Nagatoro
    What, then?
[15:15] Nagatoro
    Something even more pervy?
[15:18] Nagatoro
    What? What?
[15:20] Nagatoro
    What do you want to know?
[15:21] Nagatoro
    Well?
[15:24] Senpai
    Your first name... I guess.
[15:34] Senpai
    Sh-Shoot!
[15:35] Senpai
    Bad idea.
[15:40] Senpai
    I didn't mean to ask that.
[15:44] Nagatoro
    Come to think of it, I guess
    I haven't told you my first name.
[15:49] Senpai
    Y-You haven't.
[15:51] Nagatoro
    I wouldn't mind. That's not a big deal.
[15:58] Nagatoro
    Though, Senpai...
[16:01] Nagatoro
    You want to know my name, huh?
[16:05] Senpai
    I mean, well...
[16:07] Senpai
    It would be easier to address you
     if I knew your first name.
[16:13] Nagatoro
    That was bothering you, Senpai?
[16:16] Nagatoro
    Does it matter what you call me?
[16:20] Senpai
    M-Maybe not, but...
[16:27] Game Announcer
    Time up!
[16:28] Senpai Smash
    All talk.
[16:32] Senpai
    I-I won.
[16:36] Nagatoro
    Aw, shucks. I lost.
[16:39] Nagatoro
    Well, fine, then.
[16:43] Nagatoro
    It was my fault for losing.
[16:51] Nagatoro
    My...
[16:55] Nagatoro
    name is...
[16:59] Senpai
    No, never mind!
[17:05] Senpai
    Oh, no, it's not that I don't want to know.
[17:13] Senpai
    Having you tell me your name because of a
     bet on a game doesn't quite feel right.
[17:26] Nagatoro
    You're such a pain.
[17:30] Senpai
    Y-Yeah.
[17:31] Senpai
    That might be true.
[17:34] Senpai
    But if I want to know your name,
[17:39] Senpai
    I'll come out and ask you properly.
[17:45] Nagatoro
    You're such a pain!
[17:47] Nagatoro
    You creepy creep.
[17:51] Nagatoro
    But, yeah, okay.
[17:54] Nagatoro
    Someday.
[17:55] Senpai
    Y-Yeah.
[18:00] Anetoro
    Hayase-chan!
[18:02] Anetoro
    I brought your album!
SIGN    Kazehaya Elementary School
[18:04] Anetoro
    Let's go through it with
    Senpai-kun, Hayase-chan!
[18:12] Anetoro
    What's the matter?
[18:13] Nagatoro
    Onee-chan, get out!
[18:17] Anetoro
    Oh, come on, don't be like that.
[18:19] Anetoro
    This is her on her first day
     of elementary school.
[18:22] Anetoro
    You must be interested, Senpai-kun.
[18:24] Senpai
    No, er...
[18:26] Anetoro
    All right, then!
[18:27] Anetoro
    Let's get to the really good ones.
[18:29] Anetoro
    This is when she wet the bed, and...
[18:31] Nagatoro
    Stop it!
[18:40] Nagatoro
    Thanks for coming today.
[18:42] Nagatoro
    I'll be at school tomorrow.
[18:45] Senpai
    Y-Yeah.
[18:48] Senpai
    Bye.
[18:54] Nagatoro
    Senpai.
[18:57] Nagatoro
    I'm going to start toying with
    you again starting tomorrow.
[18:59] Nagatoro
    You'd better be ready.
[19:02] Senpai
    Have some mercy.
[19:21] Senpai
    Hayase.
SIGN    Art Room
[21:06] Nagatoro
    Senpai!
[21:08] Senpai
    N-Nagatoro?
[21:10] Senpai
    Are you feeling better?
[21:12] Nagatoro
    All better.
[21:13] Nagatoro
    Feeling perfectly well.
[21:15] Senpai
    Okay.
[21:17] Senpai
    You should go home early today, though.
[21:20] Nagatoro
    You're so boring.
[21:22] Nagatoro
    I thought you might have been feeling horny
[21:24] Nagatoro
    since you haven't gotten to draw
    a high school girl in a while.
[21:27] Senpai
    S-Say what?!
[21:29] Nagatoro
    Oh, please.
[21:31] Nagatoro
    You can be honest.
[21:33] Nagatoro
    I'll model for you.
[21:35] Nagatoro
    To thank you for checking up on me.
[21:38] Nagatoro
    What about this pose, Senpai?
[21:43] Senpai
    I-I don't know...
[21:47] Nagatoro
    Your face is beet red!
[21:49] Nagatoro
    Was that too much stimulation for you?
[21:53] Senpai
    N-Not really.
[21:56] Nagatoro
    Especially since you're a virgin.
[21:58] Senpai
    Wh-Wh-Wh-Why does that matter?!
[22:00] Nagatoro
    "Wh-Wh-Wh-Why does that matter?!"
[22:05] Nagatoro
    Well, how about this pose, then?
[22:09] Senpai
    Wh-What kind of pose is that?
[22:13] Nagatoro
    It's, like, a Bruce Lee kick.
[22:16] Senpai
    I-I see.
[22:20] Senpai
    Okay, let's go with that.
[22:38] Senpai
    Wh-What's wrong?
[22:40] Nagatoro
    M-My thighs are going to burst.
[22:44] Senpai
    We should really take a break.
[22:48] Nagatoro
    No...
[22:48] Nagatoro
    I've got pins and needles.
[22:50] Nagatoro
    I can't move.
[22:52] Senpai
    Careful!
[23:05] Nagatoro
    S-Senpai, did you break my fall?
[23:08] Senpai
    I-It's nothing like that!
[23:13] Nagatoro
    Were you trying to get lucky, then?
[23:16] Nagatoro
    You closet perv!
[23:20] Senpai
    A-Achoo!
[23:25] Anetoro
    Points of improvement for today!
[23:27] Senpai
    Anetoro?!
[23:28] Anetoro
    You call me Anetoro, huh?
[23:30] Senpai
    N-No, well...
[23:31] Anetoro
    Want me to tell you my name, too?
[23:34] Senpai
    Um...
[23:34] Nagatoro
    Onee-chan! What are you doing?!
[23:36] Anetoro
    Nothing.
[23:37] Anetoro
    Well, see you around, Senpai-kun.

E5 - So This Is Your Room, Huh, Senpai?

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[00:28] Nagatoro
    Top of the mornin', Senpai.
[00:30] Senpai
    H-Hey.
[00:32] Senpai
    M-Morning, Nagatoro.
[00:35] Senpai
    Wait a second...
[00:36] Senpai
    Her first name...
[00:38] (Flashback) Anetoro
    Hayase-chan!
[00:40] (Flashback) Anetoro
    I brought your album!
SIGN    Kazehaya Elementary School
[00:42] (Flashback) Anetoro
    Let's go through it with
    Senpai-kun, Hayase-chan!
[00:50] Senpai
    Morning, Hayase.
[00:54] Senpai
    No, no, no!
[00:55] Senpai
    That's way too creepy.
[00:58] Senpai
    Don't get ahead of yourself.
[01:04] Senpai
    M-Morning, Nagatoro.
[01:08] Nagatoro
    Senpai...
[01:09] Nagatoro
    You're already creepy this early in the morning.
[01:12] Senpai
    Shut up.
[01:26] Nagatoro
    Hey...
[01:28] Nagatoro
    Senpai...
[01:34] Senpai
    Wh-Wh-What?!
[01:39] Nagatoro
    Look at you getting all flustered!
[01:41] Nagatoro
    Is your heart racing?
[01:43] Nagatoro
    Pupupu!
[01:45] Senpai
    N-N-Not really.
[01:51] Nagatoro
    See? Look!
SIGN    Top things girls do that get a guy's heart racing!!
[01:54] Nagatoro
    I read this online yesterday.
[01:56] Nagatoro
    "Top things girls do that
    get a guy's heart racing."
[02:00] Nagatoro
    Number three:
[02:02] Nagatoro
    Swishing hair.
[02:05] Nagatoro
    Number two:
[02:06] Nagatoro
    Looking up at you.
[02:08] Nagatoro
    And number one:
[02:13] Nagatoro
    Tugging on your sleeve.
[02:20] Senpai
    Y-You shouldn't take what you
    read online too seriously.
[02:23] Nagatoro
    Oh, come on, you were
    totally flustered just now.
[02:26] Nagatoro
    You're so obvious, Senpai.
[02:30] Senpai
    I'm not flustered.
[02:34] Senpai
    You just surprised me because
    you tugged at me out of nowhere.
[02:40] Nagatoro
    See?
[02:41] Nagatoro
    You're flustered.
[02:42] Senpai
    I'm not.
[03:02] Senpai
    It had me flustered at first,
    but now it's just annoying.
[03:07] Senpai
    I know!
[03:08] Senpai
    What if I grabbed her sleeve instead?
[03:12] Senpai
    I could slow her down!
[03:24] Gamo
    Look at you two, so early in the morning.
[03:27] Sakura
    They're at it again.
[03:29] Yosshi
    They are.
[03:32] Nagatoro
    No!
[03:33] Nagatoro
    I was just...
[03:35] Gamo
    Just...?
[03:40] Nagatoro
    Sleeve lifting and pulling hip throw!
[03:43] Nagatoro
    I was just practicing judo moves on Senpai!
[03:46] Gamo
    No one's buying that.
[03:48] Sakura
    No way.
[03:49] Yosshi
    Nopers.
SIGN    DON'T TOY WITH ME,
    MISS NAGATORO
SIGN    DON'T TOY WITH ME,
    MISS NAGATORO
SIGN    So This Is Your Room, Huh, Senpai?
SIGN    So This Is Your Room, Huh, Senpai?
[05:35] Senpai
    Uh-oh...
[05:40] Senpai
    I think I have a cold.
[05:42] Mom
    Oh, dear.
[05:44] Mom
    That's not good.
[05:46] Mom
    I have a business trip today.
[05:49] Mom
    Well, what can you do?
[05:53] Mom
    I'll cancel it.
[05:54] Senpai
    It's fine.
[05:56] Senpai
    I'm not a kid.
[05:57] Mom
    I don't know.
[05:59] Senpai
    It's just a cough.
[06:01] Senpai
    It's no big deal.
[06:03] Mom
    Are you sure?
[06:06] Mom
    Sorry.
[06:07] Mom
    I'll be home as soon as I can.
[06:09] Senpai
    It's fine.
[06:11] Mom
    Okay, see you.
SIGN    Art Room
[06:48] Senpai
    Bored...
[06:58] Nagatoro
    Senpai, where are you?
SIGN    Senpai, where are you?
SIGN    Why aren't you in the club room?
SIGN    Have you escaped?
SIGN    Fled overseas?
SIGN    Hiding in a suitcase?
[07:00] Nagatoro
    Why aren't you in the club room?
[07:02] Nagatoro
    Have you escaped?
[07:04] Nagatoro
    Fled overseas?
[07:05] Nagatoro
    Hiding in a suitcase?
[07:08] Senpai
    Nagatoro!
[07:09] Senpai
    She must be frustrated because
    she has no one to toy with.
[07:15] Senpai
    I kinda caught a cold,
    so I stayed home.
SIGN    I kinda caught a cold,
    so I stayed home.
SIGN    I kinda caught a cold,
    so I stayed home.
[07:19] Nagatoro
    For real?!
SIGN    For real?!
SIGN    I kinda caught a cold,
    so I stayed home.
SIGN    For real?!
[07:21] Senpai
    For real.
SIGN    Calling
SIGN    Nagatoro
SIGN    For real.
SIGN    Nagatoro
[07:28] Senpai
    Yes? Hello?
[07:30] Nagatoro
    Senpai!
[07:31] Senpai
    You're so loud.
[07:33] Nagatoro
    Oh, sorry.
[07:35] Nagatoro
    So, uh...
[07:36] Nagatoro
    Are you all right?
[07:38] Senpai
    Y-Yeah.
[07:40] Senpai
    It's not a big deal.
[07:41] Senpai
    Just a slight cough.
[07:44] Nagatoro
    Yeah?
[07:45] Nagatoro
    Senpai...
[07:47] Senpai
    Hm?
[07:48] Nagatoro
    Uh...
[07:49] Nagatoro
    Sorry.
[07:51] Nagatoro
    I gave you my cold.
[07:54] Senpai
    It's not your fault.
[07:57] Nagatoro
    Senpai!
[07:59] Senpai
    Sorry, I can't stop coughing.
[08:02] Nagatoro
    I'm sorry, Senpai.
[08:04] Nagatoro
    You should go to bed.
[08:06] Nagatoro
    You'll get in trouble if your parents
    see you awake with a cold, after all.
[08:12] Senpai
    N-No.
[08:14] Senpai
    My mom's at work.
[08:17] Nagatoro
    What?! You're home alone?
[08:18] Nagatoro
    Are you okay?
[08:20] Senpai
    I'm fine.
[08:21] Senpai
    It's not a big deal.
[08:24] Senpai
    Bye.
[08:33] Senpai
    I'm not sleepy, but I guess I'll lie down.
[08:51] Senpai
    The doorbell...
[08:55] Senpai
    It's hard to get up.
[09:00] Senpai
    It stopped.
[09:02] Senpai
    Guess they're gone.
[09:08] Nagatoro
    'Sup, Senpai?
[09:11] Senpai
    Uh... um...
[09:18] Senpai
    Wh-What?
[09:19] Nagatoro
    Oh, I just thought you might
    be conked out from your cold.
[09:25] Senpai
    S-So you came to check up on me?
[09:29] Nagatoro
    I think you've got the wrong idea!
[09:31] Nagatoro
    You're a lanky bean sprout.
[09:34] Nagatoro
    You have zero stamina.
[09:39] Nagatoro
    I asked the bunny ears lady where you lived,
[09:42] Nagatoro
    and I rang the doorbell, but no one answered.
[09:45] Nagatoro
    So I thought you might
    have legit passed out,
[09:49] Nagatoro
    so I had no choice but to come in.
[09:51] Senpai
    No, it's just a cold.
[09:56] Senpai
    I guess I'm in no position to speak.
[10:01] Senpai
    Wh-Why don't you come in, I guess?
[10:03] Nagatoro
    'Kay, thanks for having me.
[10:06] Senpai
    Actually, wait!
[10:07] Nagatoro
    Why?!
[10:08] Senpai
    I mean, I don't want you to catch my cold.
[10:13] Nagatoro
    Don't worry about that.
[10:16] Nagatoro
    You probably got it from me to begin with.
[10:20] Nagatoro
    I have a sort of immunity
    to the Senpai virus.
[10:26] Nagatoro
    Your bean sprout virus is no match for me!
[10:29] Nagatoro
    Okay, I'm coming in!
[10:32] Senpai
    Uh-huh...
[10:37] Nagatoro
    Senpai!
[10:39] Nagatoro
    Your cold's going to get worse
    if you sleep on the sofa!
[10:42] Senpai
    True.
[10:45] Senpai
    I'm starting to feel really sick.
[10:49] Nagatoro
    You'd better go sleep in bed.
[10:52] Senpai
    Y-Yeah...
[10:53] Nagatoro
    Where's your room?
[10:55] Senpai
    Upstairs.
[10:56] Nagatoro
    Gotcha.
[10:57] Nagatoro
    And where are the stairs?
[10:59] Nagatoro
    This way?
[11:02] Senpai
    Y-You don't need to shove.
[11:04] Nagatoro
    Just go!
[11:06] Senpai
    This is turning into a situation.
[11:11] Nagatoro
    Huh...
[11:12] Nagatoro
    So this is your room, huh, Senpai?
[11:18] Senpai
    Nagatoro's in my room...
[11:22] Senpai
    This feels kinda weird.
[11:26] Nagatoro
    You keep it surprisingly tidy in here.
[11:29] Nagatoro
    But you're hiding your pervy books
    somewhere in here, aren't you?
[11:35] Senpai
    Per—!
[11:36] Senpai
    Sh-Shoot!
[11:37] Senpai
    I shouldn't have let her in!
[11:40] Senpai
    I-I don't have such books.
[11:44] Nagatoro
    Under the bed.
[11:46] Nagatoro
    In the drawers.
[11:48] Nagatoro
    Back of the shelves!
[11:51] Nagatoro
    Under here!
[11:52] Senpai
    S-Stop it!
[11:55] Nagatoro
    Whoa, Senpai!
[11:57] Nagatoro
    Sorry, Senpai.
[11:59] Nagatoro
    Come on, you should go to bed.
[12:01] Nagatoro
    I won't go through your stuff today.
[12:03] Senpai
    "Today"?
[12:04] Nagatoro
    Just go!
[12:05] Nagatoro
    Hurry up.
[12:08] Senpai
    Th...
[12:09] Senpai
    Thanks.
[12:17] Nagatoro
    Senpai, do you have a thermometer?
[12:20] Senpai
    I don't... remember where...
[12:29] Nagatoro
    Senpai, never mind the thermometer.
[12:53] Nagatoro
    Yup, you have a pretty bad fever, Senpai.
[13:00] Nagatoro
    Your face is beet red, Senpai!
SIGN    DON'T TOY WITH ME,
    MISS NAGATORO
SIGN    DON'T TOY WITH ME,
    MISS NAGATORO
[13:23] Senpai
    I'm getting woozy.
[13:25] Senpai
    The ceiling's moving.
[13:31] Senpai
    So hot...
[13:39] Senpai
    So cool...
[13:44] Senpai
    Nagatoro.
[13:46] Nagatoro
    I thought about using the sticky things,
[13:49] Nagatoro
    but I figured this is still the way to go.
[13:51] Nagatoro
    I do this when I get a cold, too.
[13:54] Nagatoro
    How is it?
[13:55] Senpai
    Y-Yeah...
[13:57] Senpai
    It feels good, I think.
[14:18] Nagatoro
    No, like I said, he has a cold.
[14:23] Nagatoro
    Huh? Y-Yeah.
[14:26] Nagatoro
    Yes, my senpai.
[14:28] Nagatoro
    No, it's not like that.
[14:31] Nagatoro
    Whatever.
[14:32] Nagatoro
    Bye.
[14:35] Senpai
    Sorry about this.
[14:37] Nagatoro
    I-It's fine, really.
[14:40] Nagatoro
    I-I don't mind, but when is
    your family getting home?
[14:47] Senpai
    I'll check...
SIGN    Sorry
SIGN    I won't be home
    until pretty late
SIGN    How are you feeling?
[14:51] Senpai
    Seems she's getting home late.
[14:54] Nagatoro
    Seriously?
[14:59] Nagatoro
    Senpai, do you have an appetite?
[15:03] Senpai
    A bit.
[15:05] Senpai
    I haven't eaten all day.
[15:07] Nagatoro
    Okay, I'll make you something.
[15:12] Senpai
    N-No, you don't have to do that.
[15:14] Senpai
    It's getting late.
[15:16] Senpai
    You can go home now.
[15:18] Nagatoro
    Don't be so polite.
[15:20] Nagatoro
    You don't get to be like that, Senpai.
[15:22] Nagatoro
    I'll treat you to my
    favorite extra spicy dish.
[15:28] Nagatoro
    Nah, I'm just kidding.
[15:30] Nagatoro
    I'll make something you can eat,
    even when you're as sick and limp as you are.
[15:35] Nagatoro
    Okay, I'm borrowing your kitchen.
[15:38] Nagatoro
    Wait, I might have to do some shopping.
[15:42] Nagatoro
    Stay put for a while, Senpai.
[15:46] Senpai
    Hey, wait...
[15:53] Senpai
    I'm so dizzy.
[15:55] Senpai
    Everything's a daze.
[15:57] Senpai
    Like I'm in a dream.
[16:04] Nagatoro
    Well? You do have a fever, don't you?
[16:07] Senpai
    Yeah.
[16:09] Nagatoro
    Just take the day off from
    work and get some rest.
[16:12] Senpai
    I'll do that.
[16:13] Senpai
    I'll be okay on my own.
[16:16] Senpai
    You have a meeting today, don't you?
[16:18] Nagatoro
    Don't worry about that.
[16:19] Nagatoro
    I have plenty of paid leave.
[16:22] Senpai
    What's this?
[16:23] Nagatoro
    You should depend on your
    wife for once, you know.
[16:29] Senpai
    What a creepy dream, even coming from me.
[16:33] Nagatoro
    Here, Senpai, I made you some congee.
[16:36] Senpai
    O-Okay.
[16:41] Senpai
    Here, say, "Ahh."
[16:48] Nagatoro
    How does it taste?
[16:51] Senpai
    Delicious.
[16:52] Nagatoro
    Right?
[16:53] Nagatoro
    You'd better be thankful for your cute wife.
[16:57] Senpai
    Yeah.
[16:59] Senpai
    Thanks, Hayase.
[17:20] Nagatoro
    Hm? What was that?
[17:22] Nagatoro
    What was that?
[17:27] Nagatoro
    Nuts.
[17:36] Nagatoro
    What was that?
[17:38] Nagatoro
    What did you say just now?
[17:49] Nagatoro
    Say it again, please.
[17:54] Nagatoro
    If you're just playing dead...
[17:58] Nagatoro
    Maybe I'll kiss you.
[18:02] Nagatoro
    Are you okay with that?
[18:04] Nagatoro
    Are you okay with that, Senpai?
[18:15] Nagatoro
    Are you okay with that?
[18:18] Mom
    I'm home.
[18:20] Mom
    Sorry I'm home so late.
[18:22] Mom
    How are you doing?
[18:35] Senpai
    I feel lighter.
[18:37] Senpai
    I think my cold's better.
[18:39] Senpai
    Morning.
[18:40] Mom
    Oh, morning.
[18:41] Mom
    Are you all better?
[18:43] Senpai
    Yeah.
[18:44] Mom
    Thank goodness.
[18:46] Mom
    Sorry about yesterday.
[18:48] Mom
    I got home really late.
[18:50] Mom
    You were already asleep,
    so I didn't want to wake you up.
[18:52] Senpai
    I said I'd be fine.
[18:53] Senpai
    It was just a slight fever.
[18:55] Mom
    Really?
[18:56] Mom
    By the way...
[18:58] Mom
    Who was that cute girl?
[19:00] Senpai
    C-Cute girl?
[19:02] Mom
    Y'know, the one who was over yesterday.
[19:05] (Flashback) Mom
    I'm home.
[19:16] (Flashback) Mom
    Oh, my, are you a friend?
[19:18] (Flashback) Nagatoro
    Th-Thanks for having me.
[19:20] (Flashback) Nagatoro
    I, er, heard he had a cold, so...
[19:23] (Flashback) Mom
    Oh, thank you very much.
[19:26] (Flashback) Nagatoro
    N-No, it's nothing.
[19:28] (Flashback) Nagatoro
    I should get going.
[19:30] (Flashback) Nagatoro
    B-Bye.
[19:34] (Flashback) Mom
    I really appreciate it.
[19:36] (Flashback) Mom
    I'll give you a ride home,
    since it's late now.
[19:39] (Flashback) Nagatoro
    No, I'll be all right.
[19:41] (Flashback) Nagatoro
    I live pretty close.
[19:43] (Flashback) Nagatoro
    Pardon me.
[19:47] Mom
    So, who is she?
[19:50] Senpai
    No, she's just...
[19:52] Mom
    Is she your girlfriend?
[19:53] Senpai
    No!
[19:55] Senpai
    No.
[19:57] Senpai
    She's just one of my juniors.
[20:07] Senpai
    Man...
[20:08] Senpai
    I know I was loopy because of the cold,
[20:11] Senpai
    but that was a creepy dream.
[20:13] (Flashback) Senpai
    Thanks, Hayase.
[20:25] Senpai
    How much...
SIGN    Reality
SIGN    Dream
[20:27] Senpai
    How much of that was a dream?
[20:37] Senpai
    M-Morning.
[20:41] Nagatoro
    Good morning.
[20:46] Nagatoro
    Are you feeling better?
[20:48] Senpai
    Y-Yeah.
[20:50] Senpai
    Thanks for everything yesterday.
[20:53] Senpai
    You were a real help.
[20:55] Nagatoro
    It's fine.
[20:56] Nagatoro
    I owed you, anyway.
[21:00] Senpai
    That was...
[21:01] Senpai
    A dream?
[21:03] Senpai
    It was a dream.
[21:05] Nagatoro
    Anyway, now that you're better...
[21:10] Nagatoro
    I'm getting back at you
    for all your jackassery!
[21:16] Nagatoro
    Take that!
[21:17] Nagatoro
    Take that!
[21:18] Nagatoro
    Take that!
[21:19] Nagatoro
    You stupid Senpai!
[21:21] Nagatoro
    Stop!
[21:28] Gamo
    Look at you two, so early in the morning.
[21:32] Sakura
    They're at it again.
[21:34] Yosshi
    They are.
[21:34] Nagatoro
    No, I was putting my foot down...
[21:37] Gamo
    You were putting your foot down...
[21:41] Nagatoro
    Lifting pulling ankle block!
[21:44] Nagatoro
    I told you, I'm just practicing
    judo moves on Senpai!
[21:48] Sakura
    Right, Senpai?
[21:49] Sakura
    Urg...
[21:50] Gamo
    No one's buying that.
[21:51] Sakura
    No way.
[21:53] Yosshi
    Nopers.
[23:25] Nagatoro
    Points of improvement for today!
[23:26] Nagatoro
    What were you fantasizing about
    in your fever dreams, Senpai?
[23:29] Nagatoro
    You called me by my first name.
[23:31] Sakura
    I w-wasn't fantasizing or anything.
[23:32] Nagatoro
    Okay, say it again, then.
[23:34] Nagatoro
    I don't think you can.
[23:35] Senpai
    All right...
[23:36] Sakura
    Haya...
[23:38] Nagatoro
    Sorry.
[23:39] Sakura
    ...se.

E6 - How Are Your Fortunes This Year, Senpai?

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[00:02] Nagatoro
    Hey, Onee-chan...
[00:04] Anetoro
    What is it, Hayase-chan?
[00:06] Nagatoro
    What would make a good Christmas present?
[00:10] Anetoro
    Hm?
[00:11] Anetoro
    Is it for someone dear to you?
[00:15] Nagatoro
    I-It's nothing like that!
[00:19] Anetoro
    Mhm.
[00:20] Anetoro
    Maybe something consumable, then.
[00:22] Nagatoro
    Consumable?
[00:24] Anetoro
    Snacks, bath salts...
[00:26] Anetoro
    Some kind of gift that you use up.
[00:28] Anetoro
    That way, you don't have to worry
    about any lingering feelings.
[00:32] Nagatoro
    Consumables...
[00:33] Anetoro
    They aren't special to you, right?
    So that's probably better.
[00:37] Nagatoro
    I guess so, but...
[00:40] Anetoro
    But if you want something that'll last,
[00:42] Anetoro
    how about something they
    could use on a daily basis?
[00:50] Nagatoro
    Thanks, Onee-chan!
[00:52] Anetoro
    You're welcome, Hayase-chan.
[00:54] Anetoro
    I have an idea for a gift that'll
     never be thrown away!
[00:59] Anetoro
    A life-sized Onee-chan doll!
[01:02] Anetoro
    No thanks!
SIGN    DON'T TOY WITH ME,
    MISS NAGATORO
SIGN    DON'T TOY WITH ME,
    MISS NAGATORO
SIGN    How Are Your Fortunes This Year, Senpai?
SIGN    How Are Your Fortunes This Year, Senpai?
[02:45] Nagatoro
    It's super pretty, huh, Senpai?
[02:56] Senpai
    Um...
[02:57] Senpai
    Here.
[02:59] Nagatoro
    For me?
[03:01] Senpai
    S-Since it's Christmas...
[03:15] Senpai
    Another gross dream.
[03:21] Senpai
    How's she...
[03:25] Senpai
    going to react?
[03:43] Nagatoro
    Senpai!
[03:45] Nagatoro
    Do you know what day it is today?
[03:49] Senpai
    Closing ceremonies.
[03:51] Nagatoro
    Yeah, right, sure.
[03:52] Nagatoro
    Closing ceremonies just finished.
[03:56] Nagatoro
    And?
[03:57] Nagatoro
    What else?
[04:00] Senpai
    Ch-Christmas...
[04:01] Nagatoro
    Eve!
[04:03] Nagatoro
    The great big romantic
    event that is Christmas!
[04:06] Nagatoro
    Where couples talk about
    love and share gifts.
[04:11] Nagatoro
    Christmas Eve!
SIGN    Menacing
[04:15] Senpai
    She's so hyper.
[04:17] Senpai
    She's ready to toy with
    me about Christmas stuff.
[04:21] Senpai
    Then again...
[04:22] Senpai
    It's just another miserable
    day for all the loners.
[04:26] Senpai
    Isn't that right?
[04:28] Nagatoro
    But it's true, isn't it?
[04:32] Nagatoro
    You're alone on Christmas, Senpai.
[04:37] Senpai
    Guess I'll just hand this
    over and get out of here.
[04:40] Senpai
    Here, take it.
[04:42] Senpai
    Bye!
SIGN    Library
[04:43] Nagatoro
    Poor you, Senpai.
[04:46] Nagatoro
    Don't you have anyone to play with you?
[04:49] Gamo
    Hey there, you two.
[04:51] Gamo
    Perfect timing.
[04:57] Gamo
    There are two kinds of women.
[05:00] Gamo
    The two kinds being...
[05:01] Gamo
    Those who have a man and those who don't!
[05:04] Yoshi
    Grrrr...
[05:06] Nagatoro
    Right.
[05:08] Rabi
    Sorry about today.
[05:10] Sakura
    I'd rather hang out with you guys...
[05:13] Sakura/Rabi
    ...but it's Christmas Eve!
[05:17] Sakura
    We simply can't.
[05:19] Rabi
    Right!
[05:20] Gamo; Nekopa
    Annoying gloating...
[05:21] Yoshi
    Annoying!
[05:23] Gamo
    All right!
[05:23] Gamo
    Team Manless are pulling
    an all-night karaoke party!
[05:26] Yoshi
    They may take our men,
    but never our karaoke!
[05:30] Senpai
    I'm not even going to have a
    chance to give her the gift.
[05:37] Senpai
    I-Is that...
[05:41] Senpai
    It can't be!
[06:06] Gamo
    You're joining us for all-night karaoke, right?
[06:09] Nagatoro
    E-Er... Hmm...
[06:12] Nekopa
    But isn't that your guy next to you?
[06:19] Nagatoro
    N-No way!
[06:21] Nagatoro
    I'm just toying with him for fun.
[06:24] Gamo
    So you're joining us at karaoke, then.
[06:34] Gamo
    You're joining the karaoke group,
    too, right, Paisen?
[06:39] Gamo
    So? What's it gonna be?
[06:41] Yoshi
    Indeed!
[06:43] Senpai
    W-Well...
[06:45] Senpai
    I forgot something in the club room.
[06:48] Senpai
    So I'll stay here and...
[06:50] Nagatoro
    Ah!
[06:51] Nagatoro
    Oh, yeah!
[06:53] Nagatoro
    I feel like I might have forgotten
    something or other, too.
[06:56] Nagatoro
    Let's go, Senpai!
[07:02] Nagatoro
    Run!
[07:04] Sakura
    That was pretty obvious, huh?
[07:06] Yoshi
    Hella sus!
[07:07] Gamo
    Paisen's trying his best, though.
[07:13] Nagatoro
    Senpai, have you found
    what you're looking for?
[07:17] Senpai
    Y-Yeah.
[07:18] Senpai
    Guess I'll just take some
    pencils or something.
[07:33] Senpai
    H-Hey...
[07:35] Nagatoro
    Hm? What is it?
[07:49] Senpai
    What the hell are you doing, President?!
[07:53] President
    I won't be seeing this club
    room much in the future.
[07:56] President
    So I'm letting it soak into my skin.
[07:58] Nagatoro
    Hurry up and graduate, you skeevy bunny!
[08:01] President
    Never mind me.
[08:02] President
    What are you two doing?
[08:05] President
    A rendezvous?
[08:06] Nagatoro
    No!
[08:08] Nagatoro
    We're leaving, Senpai!
[08:11] Announcement
    The school is now closing.
[08:13] Announcement
    If you are in the building,
    please leave quickly.
[08:18] Senpai
    What do I do?
[08:19] Senpai
    Should I give it to her on the way home?
[08:22] Senpai
    Maybe, but...
[08:23] Senpai
    What if someone sees us?
[08:26] Senpai
    Where could we go where people won't see us?
[08:32] Nagatoro
    It's Yamaguchi-sensei!
    He's really strict about school policies!
[08:35] Nagatoro
    He'll kick us out if he sees us!
SIGN    Nurse's Office
[08:38] Senpai
    Th-The nurse's office!
[08:40] Nagatoro
    G-Got it!
[08:51] Nagatoro
    Uh-oh. I got dragged into the nurse's office.
[08:54] Nagatoro
    Are you going to do naughty things to me?
[08:56] Senpai
    I'm not!
[08:58] Senpai
    It doesn't seem right giving
    her the gift here, but...
[09:02] Senpai
    I don't know if I'll have
    another opportunity later.
[09:07] Senpai
    H-Hey...
[09:09] Nagatoro
    Hm?
[09:10] Nagatoro
    What is it?
[09:12] Sakura
    Hold still.
[09:15] Guy A
    You're pretty forward, Sakura-san.
[09:18] Sakura
    Am I, though?
[09:21] Guy A
    Shouldn't we take more time
    for these kinds of things?
[09:25] Sakura
    You're so proper.
[09:29] Guy A
    Hey, w-wait...
[09:49] Senpai
    R-Rooftop!
[09:50] Nagatoro
    Roger!
[09:55] Senpai
    No one's going to interrupt us on the rooftop.
[10:04] Announcement
    The school is now closing.
[10:07] Announcement
    If you are in the building,
    please leave quickly.
[10:11] Couple boy
    She says we have to leave.
[10:13] Couple girl
    We still have time.
[10:16] Nagatoro
    Wanna leave?
[10:18] Senpai
    Y-Yeah...
[10:28] Senpai
    H-Here.
[10:36] Senpai
    It's cold, so...
[10:43] Nagatoro
    Can I open it?
[10:45] Senpai
    Y-Yeah.
[10:56] Nagatoro
    Thanks, Senpai.
[11:04] Nagatoro
    Do I look good?
[11:05] Senpai
    I-I guess.
[11:08] Nagatoro
    Okay, here's yours, then.
[11:10] Senpai
    Th-Thanks.
[11:15] Nagatoro
    I can't believe we got the same thing.
[11:17] Nagatoro
    So creepy.
[11:19] Nagatoro
    Stop copying me, Senpai!
[11:22] Senpai
    I-I'm not.
[11:23] Nagatoro
    Creep! Creep! Creep!
[11:30] Gamo
    I hope for eternal peace
[11:36] Gamo
    It's what I've been given since the beginning
SIGN    DON'T TOY WITH ME,
    MISS NAGATORO
SIGN    DON'T TOY WITH ME,
    MISS NAGATORO
[11:53] Male host
    The year is almost over.
[11:54] Female host
    It sure is.
[11:56] Male host
    We have the perfect song for the occasion.
[11:58] Senpai
    It's almost the end of the year...
[12:00] Female host
    It was one of this year's most popular songs.
SIGN    Nagatoro
[12:06] Senpai's Mom
    Your friend?
[12:07] Senpai
    K-Kinda.
[12:08] Senpai
    Something like that.
[12:10] Nagatoro
    Do you do the New Year shrine visit, Senpai?
[12:14] Senpai
    No.
[12:15] Senpai
    I haven't gone since I was a kid.
[12:16] Nagatoro
    I figured.
[12:18] Nagatoro
    You're definitely not the type to go.
[12:21] Nagatoro
    Locking yourself in your room and sleeping in
     on New Year's Day is more your speed.
[12:29] Nagatoro
    You roll yourself up in your futon and
    roll around all day like a caterpillar.
[12:36] Nagatoro
    Eventually, your futon grows hair,
    and you become a hairy caterpillar!
[12:38] Nagatoro
    Gross!
[12:40] Senpai
    I-I was going to go this year.
[12:45] Nagatoro
    The best shrine around here to visit for
     New Year's has to be the Ishido Shrine.
[12:50] Senpai
    Yeah, I guess so.
[12:52] Nagatoro
    Okay. Happy New Year!
SIGN    Dec. 31
[12:59] Senpai
    I figured...
[13:00] Nagatoro
    All right, I'll be waiting
    at six o' clock at the torii!
[13:03] Nagatoro
    I'll smack you if you're late!
[13:05] Nagatoro
    Creepy, creepy, creep, creep!
[13:05] Senpai
    ...she'd say something like that.
[13:08] Senpai
    No, no, no.
[13:09] Senpai
    Why am I getting my hopes up?
SIGN    Fortunes
SIGN    Relationship
    Fortunes
SIGN    Fortunes
[13:32] Senpai
    She's not here...
[13:35] Senpai
    Maybe I should have invited her.
[13:38] Senpai
    No, no, no!
[13:41] Nagatoro
    What a failure.
[13:44] Nagatoro
    You're such a failure, Senpai.
[13:48] Senpai
    Nagatoro?!
[13:50] Nagatoro
    Happy New Year.
[13:53] Senpai
    Y-Yeah.
[13:54] Senpai
    Happy New Year.
[13:56] Senpai
    Wh-What's up with the outfit?
[13:58] Nagatoro
    I've always wanted to wear one of
    these, so I took up a job here.
[14:01] Nagatoro
    What do you think?
[14:03] Nagatoro
    Isn't it cute?
[14:07] Woman A
    It's a shrine priestess!
[14:09] Woman B
    Cute!
[14:11] Senpai
    S-Sure.
[14:15] Nagatoro
    "S-Sure," he says!
[14:18] Nagatoro
    You sound like such a virgin.
[14:20] Nagatoro
    Oh, wait, you are!
[14:23] Nagatoro
    Sorry!
[14:24] Senpai
    Why would you say that
    in a priestess outfit?!
[14:27] Nagatoro
    You're beet red, Senpai!
[14:30] Nagatoro
    Such a virgin!
[14:32] Nagatoro
    That's his New Year's Creepolution!
[14:34] Nagatoro
    Creepy, creepy!
[14:35] Nagatoro
    Creepy, creepy!
[14:36] Senpai
    It's too early in the year
    for this kind of energy.
[14:39] Senpai
    So how am I a failure again?
[14:41] Nagatoro
    Senpai, what's the first thing
    you're supposed to do at a shrine?
[14:46] Nagatoro
    You're supposed to wash your hands.
[14:47] Senpai
    R-Right.
[14:48] Nagatoro
    After that, you rinse your mouth.
[14:54] Senpai
    A-Are you sure you shouldn't be working?
[14:58] Nagatoro
    Yeah, it's fine.
[15:00] Nagatoro
    There aren't that many
    visitors here right now.
[15:02] Nagatoro
    Besides...
[15:03] Nagatoro
    Part of my job is teaching failures like
    you how to make a proper shrine visit.
[15:11] Nagatoro
    Once you've cleansed
    yourself, it's time for...
[15:13] Nagatoro
    Fortune telling!
SIGN    Fortunes
SIGN    100 yen
[15:15] Senpai
    Is that a rule or something?
[15:17] Nagatoro
    No, not really.
[15:19] Senpai
    It isn't?
[15:20] Senpai
    Well, whatever.
[15:22] Nagatoro
    Thank you!
[15:23] Nagatoro
    Now, let's see your fortunes for this year...
[15:27] Nagatoro
    Oh, in case you're wondering, mine's...
SIGN    Fortunes
SIGN    Best Fortune
[15:31] Nagatoro
    Best Fortune!
[15:32] Nagatoro
    See? See?
[15:33] Nagatoro
    Best Fortune!
[15:34] Senpai
    She just made me do this so she could brag.
[15:39] Nagatoro
    Now, let's see if you can beat my luck!
[15:43] Senpai
    It's not a contest.
SIGN    Bad
[15:47] Nagatoro
    Bad!
[15:50] Nagatoro
    A fitting fortune for you, Senpai!
[15:53] Nagatoro
    Bad! Bad! Bad!
[15:53] Senpai
    Shut up.
SIGN    Awaited
    Persons
SIGN    Relationships
SIGN    Lost Items
SIGN    Competition
[15:59] Nagatoro
    Oh, crap.
[16:02] Nagatoro
    More guests are arriving.
[16:04] Senpai
    Okay.
[16:05] Senpai
    I don't want to be in the way, so...
[16:10] Senpai
    Bye.
[16:12] Nagatoro
    Later.
SIGN    Offerings
SIGN    Awaited Persons
SIGN    Relationships
SIGN    Lost Items
SIGN    Will not
    come
SIGN    Won't happen unless
    you take action
SIGN    Missing
[16:30] Nagatoro
    Two good luck charms.
[16:32] Nagatoro
    That'll be 400 yen.
[16:34] Miko A
    400 yen exactly. Thank you.
[16:40] Miko A
    What's wrong?
[16:42] Nagatoro
    Life doesn't really go the way you expect.
[16:45] Miko A
    Life, huh?
[16:47] Nagatoro
    Next customer, please.
[16:56] Nagatoro
    Wh-What do you want, Senpai?
[16:59] Senpai
    I...
[17:01] Nagatoro
    I...?
[17:05] Senpai
    I'd like a good luck charm.
[17:08] Senpai
    What the heck am I doing?!
[17:10] Senpai
    Be more clear!
[17:12] Senpai
    When do you get off work?
[17:14] Senpai
    Wanna hit the shrine when you're done?
[17:17] Senpai
    I'll be waiting.
[17:18] Senpai
    I can't!
[17:19] Senpai
    I can't possibly act that slick!
[17:22] Nagatoro
    That'll be 200 yen.
[17:27] Nagatoro
    Thank you.
[17:33] Senpai
    I'll...
[17:35] Senpai
    I'll be waiting.
[17:47] Senpai
    I'll be waiting.
SIGN    S
    t
    a
    a
    a
    a
    r
    e
[17:52] Senpai
    What am I, a stalker?!
[17:57] Nagatoro
    Pffft. Are you a stalker?
SIGN    Pfft
SIGN    Are you a stalker?
SIGN    Are you a stalker?
SIGN    No
SIGN    Are you a stalker?
SIGN    No
SIGN    S
    t
    a
    a
    a
    a
    r
    e
SIGN    S
    t
    a
    a
    a
    a
    r
    e
SIGN    Give me 20 minutes
SIGN    Offerings
[18:18] Nagatoro
    Senpai!
[18:24] Nagatoro
    Please don't wander off after
    mumbling something like that.
[18:28] Senpai
    Sorry.
[18:30] Nagatoro
    You have talent as a future stalker.
[18:32] Senpai
    I'm sorry. Really.
[18:35] Nagatoro
    So, what's up?
[18:37] Nagatoro
    Whatcha waiting on me for?
[18:41] Senpai
    Well...
[18:43] Senpai
    I...
[18:44] Nagatoro
    I...?
[18:46] Senpai
    I thought we could visit the shrine together.
[18:50] Nagatoro
    With me?
[18:53] Senpai
    Er... Uh...
[19:06] Senpai
    Oh, yeah, isn't this shrine...
SIGN    Matchmaking
[19:09] Senpai
    A matchmaking shrine?!
[19:13] Nagatoro
    Senpai, what are you going to wish
    for at the matchmaking shrine?
[19:19] Senpai
    N-No...
[19:20] Senpai
    It has nothing to do with the
    fact that it's a matchmaking shrine.
[19:23] Nagatoro
    Are you sure?
[19:26] Nagatoro
    You aren't going to...
[19:28] Nagatoro
    make a wish that...
[19:30] Nagatoro
    I'll go out with you, are you?
[19:38] Nagatoro
    Give me a break!
[19:40] Senpai
    I-I-I'm not!
[19:43] Nagatoro
    Are you sure?
[19:45] Nagatoro
    I don't believe you.
[19:48] Senpai
    H-Hypothetically...
[19:50] Nagatoro
    Hypothetically?
[19:51] Senpai
    H-Hypothetically, okay?!
[19:53] Nagatoro
    Sure, sure, hypothetically.
[19:56] Senpai
    I-If I were to wish to g-go...
[20:01] Nagatoro
    G-G-Go?
[20:03] Senpai
    ...go out with you?
[20:06] Nagatoro
    Go out with me?
[20:11] Nagatoro
    If you were?!
[20:14] Senpai
    I'd rather not depend on the gods.
[20:18] Senpai
    I think I should make it happen myself.
[20:24] Senpai
    I'm just quoting the fortune.
[20:27] Nagatoro
    Well, good luck, then!
[20:30] Senpai
    It's j-j-just a hypothetical scenario!
[20:34] Nagatoro
    Sure, sure!
[20:35] Nagatoro
    It's hypothetical!
[21:03] Nagatoro
    So, what did you wish for in the end, Senpai?
[21:07] Senpai
    Family well-being.
[21:09] Nagatoro
    W-Wow, that's so plain.
[21:11] Senpai
    Wh-What's wrong with that?
[21:14] Senpai
    What about you, Nagatoro?
[21:16] Senpai
    What was your wish?
[21:17] Nagatoro
    Mine?
[21:20] Nagatoro
    My wish was...
[21:24] Nagatoro
    that I can...
[21:27] Nagatoro
    become your bride, Senpai.
[21:35] Senpai
    Wh-Wh-Wh-Wh-Wh-What?!
[21:38] Nagatoro
    Just kidding!
[21:42] Nagatoro
    Your bride?!
[21:44] Nagatoro
    Did you think I was serious?!
[21:46] Senpai
    Heck no.
[21:47] Nagatoro
    No, you totally took me seriously.
[21:51] Senpai
    Heck no.
[21:52] Nagatoro
    Liar! Liar!
[23:25] Nagatoro
    Points of improvement for today!
[23:27] Nagatoro
    Senpai, who asks for family
    well-being at a matchmaking shrine?
[23:30] Senpai
    What's wrong with that?
[23:31] Nagatoro
    You have to make a wish
    that's worth wishing for.
[23:33] Senpai
    Like?
[23:33] Nagatoro
    Like "make me popular."
[23:35] Senpai
    I think I'd rather just have
    another fun year, like last year.
[23:37] Nagatoro
    Stop acting so cool! Creep!

E7 - I Figured That's How You'd Ski, Senpai

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[00:04] Senpai
    Huh?
[00:05] Senpai
    Which way does it go?
[00:08] Senpai
    How does this work again?
[00:10] Senpai
    It might tear if I keep messing with it.
[00:14] Mom
    Nao-kun!
[00:15] Mom
    Dinner's ready!
[00:16] Senpai
    I'll be right there!
[00:18] Senpai
    Damn it!
[00:19] Senpai
    How is this supposed to fit?!
SIGN    DON'T TOY WITH ME,
    MISS NAGATORO
SIGN    DON'T TOY WITH ME,
    MISS NAGATORO
SIGN    I Figured That's How You'd Ski, Senpai.
SIGN    I Figured That's How You'd Ski, Senpai.
[01:59] Nagatoro
    'Sup, Senpai!
[02:01] Senpai
    Y-Yeah...
[02:03] Senpai
    'Sup.
[02:10] Nagatoro
    Hey, look...
[02:12] Nagatoro
    Contact lenses!
[02:14] Nagatoro
    Wow, you're switching to contacts?
[02:18] Senpai
    N-No, well...
[02:21] Nagatoro
    Are you trying for a glow-up?
[02:24] Nagatoro
    Are you trying to stop being a
    four-eyed dork and become a gigachad?
[02:28] Senpai
    I-I'm not!
[02:30] Senpai
    It's just that glasses get annoying,
[02:33] Senpai
    so I figured I'd try contacts for a change.
[02:36] Nagatoro
    Why don't you try them on, then?
[02:39] Nagatoro
    Now.
[02:41] Senpai
    Nah, I dunno...
[02:44] Nagatoro
    Senpai.
[02:49] Nagatoro
    So you bought them out of curiosity,
[02:51] Nagatoro
    but you're too scared to put them in.
[02:57] Nagatoro
    You squeamish, chickeney little boy.
[03:00] Nagatoro
    You can't even put in contacts!
[03:03] Nagatoro
    Poor you, Senpai.
[03:08] Senpai
    Sh-Shush!
[03:10] Nagatoro
    Oh, you.
[03:12] Nagatoro
    All right, then.
[03:14] Nagatoro
    I'll put them in for you.
[03:20] Nagatoro
    Oops, my hand slipped!
[03:25] Senpai
    I-I'll pass.
[03:27] Senpai
    I'll try it myself someday.
[03:29] Nagatoro
    Stop being such a wuss.
[03:32] Nagatoro
    It'll be okay.
[03:33] Nagatoro
    My brother used to not want
    to put his contacts in either.
[03:37] Nagatoro
    So I put them in for him once.
[03:40] Senpai
    Huh.
[03:42] Nagatoro
    Believe it or not, I'm a veteran.
[03:46] Senpai
    She's right, though.
[03:47] Senpai
    I'm never going to get them in by myself.
[03:53] Senpai
    Well, could you, then?
SIGN    Art Room
[04:10] Nagatoro
    Okay, first, take off your glasses, please.
[04:16] Nagatoro
    Gimme a sec.
[04:23] Senpai
    L-Look at me, not getting flustered
    over something like this.
[04:28] Senpai
    Clear your mind...
[04:31] Senpai
    Clear your mind, and...
[04:33] Nagatoro
    Senpai, open your eyes, please.
[04:44] Nagatoro
    Don't move, all right,
[04:47] Nagatoro
    Senpai?
[04:50] Senpai
    W-Wait, hang on!
[04:53] Senpai
    Wait, please.
[04:55] Senpai
    Hold on!
[04:58] Nagatoro
    Why should I stop now?
[05:05] Nagatoro
    Ready?
[05:07] Nagatoro
    I'm putting it in.
[05:25] Nagatoro
    It's in.
[05:32] Senpai
    Don't say it like that.
[05:35] Nagatoro
    What's wrong?
[05:36] Nagatoro
    Are you crying, Senpai?
[05:39] Senpai
    I-I'm not crying!
[05:43] Nagatoro
    Okay, let's do the other side, then.
[05:48] Senpai
    O-Okay.
[05:50] Nagatoro
    All right, ready?
[05:57] Nagatoro
    How are they?
[05:58] Senpai
    Th-They're okay, I guess.
[06:02] Senpai
    Actually, I never knew everything
    could look so clear without frames.
[06:13] Nagatoro
    You can't do your usual thing if
    you're wearing contacts, though.
[06:18] Senpai
    Usual thing?
[06:19] Nagatoro
    Senpai, can I see your glasses?
[06:21] Senpai
    Huh? S-Sure...
[06:38] Nagatoro
    This thing.
[06:40] Nagatoro
    You always do this when you're tense.
[06:47] Nagatoro
    Huh?
[06:48] Nagatoro
    Hang on, Senpai, are you getting
    turned on by seeing me in glasses?
[06:54] Senpai
    I-I'm not!
[06:55] Nagatoro
    See? Look!
[06:56] Nagatoro
    You're doing it!
[06:57] Nagatoro
    You're definitely tense, Senpai.
[06:59] Senpai
    I'm not!
[07:00] Nagatoro
    See? You're doing it even
    without your glasses!
[07:03] Senpai
    No, I'm just...
[07:26] Gamo
    Damn. I almost beat you, Hayacchi.
[07:29] Nagatoro
    You weren't even close.
[07:31] Yoshi
    Amateur.
[07:32] Sakura
    Which course should we do next?
[07:35] Takao
    Wow.
[07:36] Hino
    They came down via the black course.
[07:38] Takao
    Those popular-looking girls
    are first-years, aren't they?
[07:43] Takao
    Meanwhile, we've been going
    to ski camp for two years,
[07:46] Takao
    and we can barely do the beginner's course.
[07:48] Hino
    We're pathetic.
[07:49] Senpai
    Don't say it.
[07:51] Takao
    Must be fun being able to ski so well.
[07:54] Hino
    Right?
[08:05] Nagatoro
    Looks like no one can keep up
     with me on this slope.
[08:14] Nagatoro
    Senpai?!
[08:16] Nagatoro
    Not bad, Senpai.
[08:18] Nagatoro
    Especially coming from you.
[08:21] Senpai
    This is nothing.
[08:24] Nagatoro
    All right, let's race to the bottom!
[08:28] Senpai
    Very well.
[08:35] Takao
    You okay?
[08:37] Hino
    Scary...
[08:41] Takao
    Wanna take a break?
[08:43] Senpai
    It hasn't even been an hour yet.
[08:46] Senpai
    Why don't we go a bit more?
[08:47] Takao
    Nah, we're hopeless,
    no matter how much we practice.
[08:51] Hino
    Exactly.
[08:54] Takao
    Hey, here comes one of the popular girls.
[08:57] Takao
    Uh-oh.
[08:58] Takao
    Have you done something?
[08:59] Hino
    Dunno.
[09:02] Nagatoro
    'Sup, Senpai?
[09:06] Senpai
    'S-'Sup?
[09:07] Takao
    What?!
[09:08] Hino
    You know her?!
[09:09] Senpai
    Y-Yeah, I guess.
[09:12] Nagatoro
    Are you skiing with your friends?
[09:15] Senpai
    N-Nah, we aren't really skiing much.
[09:19] Senpai
    Mostly just chatting.
[09:22] Nagatoro
    Wanna stop wasting time and come ski with me?
[09:26] Senpai
    I-I guess I could.
[09:29] Nagatoro
    Okay, I'm taking Senpai with me.
[09:32] Takao; Hino
    Sure, sure.
[09:34] Nagatoro
    Hurry up, Senpai.
[09:36] Nagatoro
    Hurry, hurry.
[09:40] Takao
    Nao-kun, no way...
[09:41] Takao
    Are you two going out?!
[09:44] Senpai
    N-Naw...
[09:48] Takao; Hino
    Ew.
[09:55] Nagatoro
    Senpai, don't tell me...
[09:58] Nagatoro
    Did they think we're dating or something?
[10:02] Senpai
    Wh—I-I 'unno.
[10:04] Nagatoro
    "I-I 'unno," he says.
[10:07] Nagatoro
    Gross!
[10:09] Nagatoro
    Wow, the slope is so flat.
[10:12] Nagatoro
    Beginner courses are way too easy for me.
[10:16] Nagatoro
    But sure, I'll do it with you.
[10:18] Senpai
    Why, thank you.
[10:20] Nagatoro
    Come on, Senpai, let's go!
[10:23] Senpai
    R-Right.
[10:33] Senpai
    I-I can't stop!
[10:35] Nagatoro
    Senpai!
[10:36] Nagatoro
    Brake!
[10:37] Nagatoro
    Brake!
[10:45] Nagatoro
    Senpai!
[10:50] Nagatoro
    I figured that's how you'd ski, Senpai.
[10:55] Senpai
    Of course it is!
[10:56] Senpai
    You didn't think I could
    actually ski, did you?
[11:00] Nagatoro
    I mean, everyone's got
    something they're good at.
[11:03] Nagatoro
    I thought maybe you'd be a good skier.
[11:06] Senpai
    No way!
[11:07] Nagatoro
    Eh, you aren't worse than I expected.
[11:09] Nagatoro
    Just gotta practice, Senpai.
[11:15] Nagatoro
    Let's start with the basics.
[11:18] Senpai
    O-Okay.
[11:20] Nagatoro
    Angle your skis so you
    can brake using the edge.
[11:24] Nagatoro
    That's it.
[11:25] Nagatoro
    That's the idea.
[11:30] Senpai
    S-Sorry.
[11:31] Nagatoro
    As expected.
[11:33] Nagatoro
    Exactly as expected.
[11:57] Nagatoro
    Come on.
[11:59] Nagatoro
    You gotta get a move on.
[12:07] Gamo
    Hayacchi spotted.
[12:10] Nagatoro
    Hey!
[12:12] Gamo
    Break a leg!
[12:13] Sakura
    See you later.
[12:15] Yoshi
    So long!
[12:27] Takao
    Nao-kun, can you ski a little now?
[12:30] Senpai
    No, not at all.
[12:32] Takao
    What are you doing?
[12:34] Takao
    You even had a private instructor.
[12:37] Hino
    You gotta do better.
[12:38] Senpai
    I'm trying.
[12:43] Takao
    Oh, it's the night skiers.
[12:47] Nagatoro
    Senpai!
[12:50] Nagatoro
    You're coming night skiing, right?
[12:53] Nagatoro
    I'm going to teach you good again.
[12:55] Nagatoro
    You'd better be ready.
[13:00] Senpai
    Nah...
[13:05] Senpai
    My legs kinda hurt from all the skiing.
[13:12] Senpai
    I'll pass on the night skiing.
[13:15] Nagatoro
    Oh, really?
[13:19] Nagatoro
    Oh, well, I guess.
[13:21] Nagatoro
    I hope you get a bit stronger.
[13:24] Nagatoro
    Later.
[13:26] Senpai
    Y-Yeah.
[13:28] Senpai
    Later.
[13:30] Takao
    Are you sure you wanna
     blow off your private instructor?
[13:33] Hino
    What a waste.
[13:36] Senpai
    It's fine.
[13:39] Gamo
    Are you sure?
[13:42] Takao
    More popular girls!
[13:44] Hino
    Do you know them?
[13:46] Senpai
    Y-Yeah, kinda.
[13:48] Gamo
    You really want to go skiing
    with Hayacchi, don't you?
[13:51] Yoshi
    Don't you?
[13:54] Senpai
    Nah...
[13:56] Senpai
    I'm sure she'd rather ski at her own pace.
[14:00] Senpai
    I'd just end up slowing her down.
[14:03] Yoshi
    Sure, she's about the
    best skier in our grade.
[14:07] Gamo
    She's next level.
[14:09] Yoshi
    Next level!
[14:11] Gamo
    Although...
[14:13] Gamo
    That's not really the point, is it?
[14:17] Gamo
    Later!
[14:19] Yoshi
    G'bye!
[14:31] Takao
    Nao-kun's on his way to
    becoming a popular kid.
[14:35] Senpai
    I'm not!
SIGN    DON'T TOY WITH ME,
    MISS NAGATORO
SIGN    DON'T TOY WITH ME,
    MISS NAGATORO
SIGN    Beginner Course
[15:32] Senpai
    I thought I didn't like this kind of thing.
[15:51] Nagatoro
    Senpai!
[15:54] Nagatoro
    Not bad, Senpai.
[15:55] Nagatoro
    Especially coming from you.
[16:01] Senpai
    Guess I'll try a little more.
[16:08] Kid
    I can't stop!
[16:23] Dad
    I'm sorry!
[16:25] Senpai
    A-Are you all right?
[16:27] Kid
    Y-Yes.
[16:29] Dad
    Thank you for helping him.
[16:32] Senpai
    O-Oh, it's fine.
[16:35] Dad
    Thank you so much.
[16:41] Senpai
    Well, guess I'll ski some more.
[16:47] Guy A
    I totally can!
[16:48] Guy B
    Legit?!
[16:51] Guy B
    Aw, shit!
[16:53] Senpai
    H-He's headed straight for me!
[17:10] Nagatoro
    Watch where you're going.
[17:13] Guy B
    S-Sorry!
[17:19] Senpai
    Thanks.
[17:21] Nagatoro
    The way you were skiing
    when you helped that kid...
[17:25] Nagatoro
    That was pretty good, Senpai.
[17:30] Senpai
    Y-You saw?
[17:33] Nagatoro
    Man, I can recognize you
    from way in the distance.
[17:38] Nagatoro
    You're all wobbly, like a drunk driver.
[17:46] Nagatoro
    So funny.
[17:52] Senpai
    H-Hey...
[17:54] Nagatoro
    Yeah? What's up?
[17:56] Senpai
    I-I still can't ski well.
[18:02] Senpai
    S-Since we're here...
[18:05] Nagatoro
    Since we're here?
[18:08] Senpai
    C-Could you...
[18:12] Nagatoro
    Could I...
[18:17] Senpai
    Teach me some more?
[18:19] Senpai
    How to ski.
[18:25] Nagatoro
    F-Fine, then.
[18:27] Nagatoro
    I'd feel bad leaving you all alone.
SIGN    Beginner Course
[18:41] Nagatoro
    Senpai, you're looking down
    at your feet too much.
[18:44] Nagatoro
    You gotta keep your eyes forward.
[18:47] Senpai
    Okay.
[18:48] Senpai
    I keep staring down.
[18:50] Senpai
    What do I do?
[18:55] Nagatoro
    Just watch me for now.
[19:03] Nagatoro
    That's it.
[19:05] Nagatoro
    That's how you do it.
[19:12] Nagatoro
    Senpai's gazing at me!
[19:16] Senpai
    I'm not!
[19:21] Gamo
    We only have the AM for skiing, huh?
[19:24] Gamo
    That went by quick.
[19:27] Gamo
    So, how'd it go?
[19:29] Gamo
    Can Paisen ski a little now?
[19:34] Nagatoro
    Hey, just watch him.
[19:36] Nagatoro
    Watch what I can do with Senpai.
[19:40] Hino
    Nao-kun-sensei, teach me how to ski.
[19:43] Takao
    Your private instructor
    taught you how, didn't she?
[19:46] Senpai
    Huh?
[19:47] Senpai
    N-Nah...
[19:49] Senpai
    I'm not good enough to teach anyone.
[19:52] Takao
    Just teach us.
[19:54] Senpai
    I-I guess I can teach you a bit.
[19:57] Senpai
    It's like this, and...
[20:02] Gamo
    LOLOLOLOL!
SIGN    Art Room
SIGN    Art School
    Admission
[20:14] Senpai
    Congratulations on getting accepted.
[20:17] Senpai
    Of course you'd make it into
    art school straight out of high school.
[20:21] Senpai
    You're amazing.
[20:23] President
    This is but a single step.
[20:26] President
    Don't count your chickens, et cetera.
[20:28] Senpai
    Uh-huh.
[20:30] President
    And it's your turn next.
[20:33] President
    Have you decided what you're
    doing after graduation?
[20:38] Senpai
    I still want to aim for art school, too.
[20:44] President
    Oh?
[20:45] Senpai
    I-I-Is something wrong?
[20:50] President
    I never thought I'd hear such
    a positive response from you.
[20:54] President
    I'm slightly surprised.
[20:57] Senpai
    A-Are you?
[21:00] President
    Is it the cat-eared girl's influence?
[21:04] Senpai
    I-It's not really...
[21:14] Senpai
    It's been about a year since I met Nagatoro.
[21:20] (Flashback) Nagatoro
    Senpai!
[21:23] Senpai
    She messes with me every day.
[21:26] Senpai
    I guess she might be influencing me a bit.
[21:32] Senpai
    But what are Nagatoro's plans for the future?
[21:38] Senpai
    What are her career goals?
[21:47] Senpai
    I actually don't know anything.
[23:25] Takao
    Points of improvement for today.
[23:27] Hino
    Man, I never knew Nao-kun had a life.
[23:29] Senpai
    I-It's nothing like that.
[23:30] Hino
    So, how far have you gone?
[23:32] Takao
    Those popular girls told me.
[23:34] Takao
    You're making her model in swimsuits
    and making her wear leggings and stuff.
[23:38] Senpai
    You're not wrong, but you're wrong!

E8 - Why Don't You Try Bulking Up a Little, Paisen?

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[00:00] Senpai
    This cabinet is nearly full with canvases...
[00:04] Nagatoro
    Doesn't look like it'll fit many more.
[00:07] Nagatoro
    Why don't you sell them?
[00:09] Nagatoro
    Like at an auction or something.
[00:11] Senpai
    No way.
[00:12] Senpai
    A student's work isn't going to sell.
[00:14] Nagatoro
    Yeah, you're right.
[00:16] Nagatoro
    Especially not your work.
[00:18] Nagatoro
    There's no way you're selling any.
[00:21] Nagatoro
    I think you can easily dispose of this one.
SIGN    DON'T TOY WITH ME,
    MISS NAGATORO
SIGN    DON'T TOY WITH ME,
    MISS NAGATORO
SIGN    Why Don't You Try Bulking Up a Little, Paisen?
SIGN    Why Don't You Try Bulking Up a Little, Paisen?
[02:03] Senpai
    I can't quite get in the mood.
[02:06] Senpai
    I feel like there's something
    I'd rather be drawing...
[02:34] Nagatoro
    You were watching me just now,
     weren't you, Senpai?
[02:38] Nagatoro
    You were glancing at me just now, right?
[02:41] Nagatoro
    Right? Right?
[02:42] Nagatoro
    Were you just violating me with your eyes?
[02:44] Nagatoro
    Creepy creep!
[02:46] Senpai
    N-No!
[02:47] Nagatoro
    Oh?
[02:48] Nagatoro
    Did you need something, then?
[02:50] Senpai
    Well...
[02:52] Senpai
    I just realized, there's something
    I haven't drawn lately.
[02:56] Nagatoro
    What's that?
[02:58] Senpai
    P-Portraits.
[03:08] Nagatoro
    So?
[03:10] Senpai
    I-If...
[03:12] Senpai
    you'd like...
[03:15] Senpai
    would you...
[03:19] Senpai
    model for me again?
[03:28] Nagatoro
    Aw, I dunno...
[03:31] Nagatoro
    Believe it or not, I'm pretty busy.
[03:36] Senpai
    M-Maybe next time, then.
[03:39] Nagatoro
    Oh, all right.
[03:41] Nagatoro
    I can't say no if you insist, Senpai.
[03:46] Nagatoro
    Guess I'll have to take one for the team!
[03:48] Senpai
    Y-You don't need to do that!
[03:52] Nagatoro
    You're beet red!
[03:53] Nagatoro
    You're actually dying to
    draw something naughty.
[03:56] Senpai
    I'm not!
[04:02] Nagatoro
    What kind of pose do you like?
[04:05] Senpai
    A-Anything's fine.
[04:10] Nagatoro
    When someone asks you
    what you want for dinner,
[04:13] Nagatoro
    you're the kind of guy
    who's, like, "anything,"
[04:16] Nagatoro
    aren't you, Senpai?
[04:19] Nagatoro
    What do you want for dinner?
[04:21] Senpai
    Anything.
[04:24] Senpai
    Sorry.
[04:25] Senpai
    Then...
[04:27] Senpai
    Whatever pose comes most
    naturally to you, then.
[04:30] Nagatoro
    Natural, huh? Hmm...
[04:35] Nagatoro
    Something like this?
[04:38] Senpai
    Some kind of ready stance?
[04:40] Nagatoro
    Muay Thai.
[04:42] Senpai
    It actually looks convincing.
[04:44] Nagatoro
    Though, I only really dabbled.
[04:47] Nagatoro
    I can do other stuff, too.
[04:50] Senpai
    That's boxing, right?
[04:52] Senpai
    What's that?
[04:53] Nagatoro
    "Don't think."
[04:55] Nagatoro
    "Feel."
[04:57] Senpai
    Huh?
[04:58] Nagatoro
    This one's a bit more obscure.
[05:01] Senpai
    I don't know what that is.
[05:04] Nagatoro
    Capoeira!
[05:07] Senpai
    Those poses all suit Nagatoro,
     but I can't decide.
[05:12] Nagatoro
    Other than that...
[05:22] Senpai
    That's it!
[05:24] Nagatoro
    Oh, that wasn't it.
[05:27] Senpai
    No, I liked that one.
[05:30] Senpai
    That one seemed the most natural.
[05:36] Nagatoro
    Did it?
[05:40] Senpai
    Okay, could you do that again, then?
[05:43] Nagatoro
    Oh, fine.
[05:51] Senpai
    What's this ready stance from?
[05:54] Senpai
    I don't really know, but...
[05:59] Senpai
    It looks good.
[06:19] Nagatoro
    Let's see.
[06:26] Senpai
    Wh-What do you think?
[06:30] Nagatoro
    It's kinda pervy.
[06:32] Nagatoro
    You were ogling me all over.
[06:35] Nagatoro
    Gross! Gross! Gross!
[06:39] Senpai
    Wait, what's this stance from, though?
[06:42] Senpai
    Karate?
[06:43] Senpai
    That's not it...
[06:47] Nagatoro
    This is my original martial art!
[06:53] Gamo
    'Sup?
[06:54] Sakura
    Look at them, flirting again.
[06:57] Yoshi
    Flirty paradise!
[06:58] Nagatoro
    I was just strangling Senpai
    because he was being gross!
[07:02] Sakura
    You like it rough, huh?
[07:04] Yoshi
    Violence!
[07:09] Gamo
    That's a nice stance.
[07:12] Gamo
    Wanna do it again?
[07:18] Senpai
    "Do it"? Do what?
[07:25] Gamo
    Wait up!
[07:30] Senpai
    I'm not telling you, Senpai.
[07:34] Gamo
    Hold up!
[07:35] Sakura
    Wait!
[07:36] Yoshi
    Jeez, wait!
SIGN    Judo Dojo
[07:48] Takao
    Fight back, Nao-kun!
[07:51] Hino
    Shrimp! Shrimp!
[07:53] Male student
    Winner!
[07:57] Takao
    Try a little harder. Jeez.
[07:59] Hino
    You got wiped.
[08:01] Senpai
    If Nagatoro saw me like this...
[08:04] Nagatoro
    Pupupu!
[08:06] Nagatoro
    You're such a wimp, Senpai!
[08:10] Nagatoro
    I'm gonna have to train you really hard.
[08:20] Nagatoro
    Wimp.
[08:21] Senpai
    Shut up.
[08:23] Takao
    Did you say something?
[08:25] Senpai
    No, nothing.
[08:27] Teacher
    All right, it's the time of the year
    that you've all been waiting for.
SIGN    21st
    Kazehaya High School Judo Tournament
    Date: March 20 1:00 PM
    At the school dojo
     Male and Female Divisions
     Prizes for winners
     All members participating!
[08:37] Senpai
    So we're doing this again this year.
[08:41] Senpai
    I bet you'd be good at this
    kind of thing, Nagatoro.
SIGN    Art Room
[08:54] Senpai
    I wonder if she's coming today.
[08:57] Gamo
    'Sup?!
[08:58] Yoshi
    'Sup?!
[09:01] Gamo
    Check this shit out!
[09:03] Gamo
    Look at what they're doing!
[09:04] Yoshi
    Get it?!
[09:06] Gamo
    Huh?
[09:07] Gamo
    Are you the only one here, Paisen?
[09:09] Senpai
    Yeah.
[09:11] Senpai
    She vanished after she saw that around noon.
[09:15] Gamo
    So she's still like that about judo, huh?
[09:19] Yoshi
    Deserter!
[09:21] Gamo
    That's just how she is.
[09:25] Yoshi
    I'll go win in Hayacchi's place!
[09:27] Gamo
    That would be cheating.
[09:30] Senpai
    H-Hey...
[09:33] Senpai
    D-Does Nagatoro do j-judo and stuff?
[09:40] Gamo
    What? What? What?
[09:42] Gamo
    Are you curious?
[09:43] Yoshi
    Curiousi-tree!
[09:45] Senpai
    N-Nah, I was just wondering.
[09:49] Yoshi
    You were!
[09:54] Gamo
    Here.
SIGN    From general fitness to pro coaching! Mixed martial arts gym!
SIGN    Beginners welcome!!
SIGN    Weight loss!
     Fitness!
     Stress relief!
     Exercise!
[10:01] Gamo
    We run a gym.
[10:03] Senpai
    Huh.
[10:04] Gamo
    Why don't you try
    bulking up a little, Paisen?
[10:08] Senpai
    What?!
[10:10] Senpai
    Wh-What are you even talking about?
SIGN    Realize your aspirations
[10:19] Gamo
    We're accepting trial memberships.
[10:22] Yoshi
    Marketing!
SIGN    DON'T TOY WITH ME,
    MISS NAGATORO
SIGN    DON'T TOY WITH ME,
    MISS NAGATORO
[10:37] Senpai
    So I kinda ended up coming...
[10:40] (Flashback) Gamo
    Oh, if you're going to come watch the gym,
    you should come on Saturday around noon.
[10:44] (Flashback) Yoshi
    Don't need to bring anything!
[10:46] Senpai
    I guess I'll take a look inside.
[11:12] Nagatoro
    S-Senpai?!
[11:25] Nagatoro
    You knocked me down,
    but it was just for a second!
[11:28] Gamo
    Nope, that was a pretty good punch.
[11:31] Nagatoro
    All because Senpai emerged
    out of nowhere glaring at me.
[11:35] Senpai
    Sorry.
[11:37] Gamo
    It's your fault for getting distracted.
[11:40] Gamo
    Anyway, get some rest.
[11:42] Nagatoro
    Huh?
[11:48] Nagatoro
    Stalker.
[11:49] Senpai
    I-I'm not!
[11:52] Nagatoro
    So, why are you here, Senpai?
[11:55] Nagatoro
    You obviously don't have any
    interest in this kind of stuff.
[11:59] Senpai
    No, yeah, well...
[12:01] Gamo
    Be nice to my customers!
[12:05] Nagatoro
    And I bet you just brought
    him here for the laughs!
[12:09] Nagatoro
    Whatever.
[12:10] Nagatoro
    Just watch there, I guess.
[12:13] Nagatoro
    I'm going over there.
[12:16] Senpai
    I-It's true that I don't have much
    interest in martial arts...
[12:24] Senpai
    I was a complete failure at
    the judo tournament last year.
[12:29] Senpai
    I just wanted to do a little
    bit better this year.
[12:38] Senpai
    S-So...
[12:42] Senpai
    Could you teach me a little judo?
[12:55] Senpai
    What was I expecting?
[12:57] Senpai
    I just barged in and begged her to teach me.
[13:01] Senpai
    I'm being a nuisance.
[13:10] Nagatoro
    Y-You came all this way.
[13:13] Nagatoro
    I guess I can coach you a bit,
    if you're actually serious.
[13:21] Senpai
    Thanks!
[13:26] Nagatoro
    Also, since I'm coaching you...
[13:29] Nagatoro
    you shall not be allowed a pitiful defeat.
[13:34] Senpai
    Maybe I shouldn't have asked.
[13:38] Nagatoro
    Okay, let's start with falling techniques.
[13:40] Senpai
    Y-Yes, ma'am.
[13:45] Nagatoro
    You kinda know how to do it already, huh?
[13:48] Senpai
    Yeah...
[13:49] Senpai
    It would hurt if I didn't.
[13:50] Gamo
    We're going for lunch.
[13:52] Gamo
    What about you guys?
[13:53] Nagatoro
    I'll join later.
[13:56] Nagatoro
    What about you?
[13:57] Senpai
    I ate at home.
[13:59] Gamo
    Okay, watch the shop for us.
[14:02] Nagatoro
    Sure.
[14:09] Nagatoro
    Well, wanna try some free practice, then?
[14:14] Senpai
    Already?!
[14:14] Nagatoro
    We go straight to practical skills.
     That's how we do things in Nagatoro Style.
[14:19] Senpai
    Er...
[14:19] Senpai
    Yeah.
[14:20] Senpai
    I can see that.
[14:23] Nagatoro
    Now...
[14:25] Nagatoro
    You'd better get ready for this, Senpai!
[14:38] Nagatoro
    Senpai...
[14:39] Nagatoro
    Why are you just standing there?!
SIGN    Death
[14:43] Senpai
    S-So soon!
SIGN    Bop
[14:48] Nagatoro
    Senpai, you were so terrified!
[14:52] Senpai
    I-I-I'm not terrified!
[14:55] Nagatoro
    I'm not done yet!
[14:58] Nagatoro
    There! Pinned!
[15:01] Nagatoro
    Come on. Try getting out.
[15:05] Senpai
    H-How do I get out?!
[15:12] Senpai
    I can't move!
[15:16] Senpai
    I've been pinned by huge, brawny guys...
[15:21] Senpai
    But this is even harder!
[15:23] Nagatoro
    Try harder, Senpai!
[15:27] Nagatoro
    In 20 seconds, I'll win the match!
[15:30] Senpai
    I-I can't!
[15:32] Nagatoro
    No way.
[15:33] Nagatoro
    Even beginner girls can fight longer than this.
[15:37] Senpai
    I can't!
[15:39] Senpai
    Because...
[15:40] Nagatoro
    Because...?
[15:43] Senpai
    Your b...
[15:44] Nagatoro
    My b...?
[15:46] Senpai
    Your body's too heavy.
[15:52] Senpai
    What?!
[15:53] Nagatoro
    How could you even suggest I'm heavy?!
[15:56] Senpai
    You won't even move...
[15:59] Nagatoro
    That's because of my technique!
[16:02] Nagatoro
    Skills!
[16:03] Nagatoro
    Abilities!
[16:05] Nagatoro
    Control the center of mass well, and even
    a dainty girl like me can hold a guy down!
[16:15] Nagatoro
    It's not because I'm heavy!
[16:18] Senpai
    I'm being crushed!
[16:25] Senpai
    Not that I had high hopes,
    but I didn't stand a chance.
[16:28] Senpai
    She always impresses me.
[16:31] Senpai
    But...
[16:34] Member A
    She can kick her from so far back.
[16:37] Member B
    She's got sick reach for a high school girl.
[16:43] Member B
    Hayacchi's got a good thing going,
    but the physical difference...
[17:19] Nagatoro
    Senpai.
[17:20] Nagatoro
    I didn't expect much physical strength or
     technique, but you have no stamina at all.
[17:24] Senpai
    That throw...
[17:27] Nagatoro
    Oh, that would have won
     the match if it were judo.
[17:30] Nagatoro
    But in MMA, it's just one point.
[17:34] (Flashback) Member C
    Stop there!
[17:37] Senpai
    I can't quite finish off
    someone in Gamo-chan's class.
[17:44] Senpai
    Did you do judo before?
[17:54] Nagatoro
    I guess. A little, a while ago.
[17:57] Senpai
    Th-That's amazing.
[17:59] Nagatoro
    Not really.
[18:00] Nagatoro
    I'm just doing stuff as a hobby now.
[18:05] Nagatoro
    I don't hate judo, either, but there
     were people I just couldn't beat.
[18:12] Nagatoro
    I felt stuck, and I got tired of it.
[18:16] Nagatoro
    That's about all it was.
[18:25] Senpai
    You might be able to win the
    school tournament, though.
[18:31] Nagatoro
    I'm done already!
[18:36] Nagatoro
    Whatever.
    I'm gonna pass on the tournament.
[18:39] Senpai
    Oh.
[18:42] Nagatoro
    Okay, I'm going this way.
[18:44] Senpai
    Right.
[18:45] Senpai
    Bye.
[18:46] Nagatoro
    You'd better get your running in.
[18:49] Senpai
    Y-Yeah.
[18:50] Senpai
    If I have the time.
[18:59] Senpai
    That throw...
[19:04] Senpai
    Th-That throw was beautiful.
[19:14] Nagatoro
    Say what?
[20:57] Gamo
    Uh-oh.
[20:58] Gamo
    Are you supposed to be here?
[21:00] Nagatoro
    What do you mean?
[21:02] Gamo
    The president's apparently working
    Paisen one-on-one really hard.
[21:07] Yoshi
    Spartan!
SIGN    Judo Dojo
[21:10] Senpai
    What did you need from me, President?
[21:12] Senpai
    Why did you call me here?
[21:14] Senpai
    You're done with exams already.
[21:16] Senpai
    I thought you didn't need
    to come to school anymore.
[21:19] President
    I happened to hear that you've been training
    for the upcoming school judo tournament.
[21:28] Senpai
    Wh-Who told you that?
[21:31] President
    The cat-eared girl's usual
    buddies came to inform me.
[21:35] (Flashback) Gamo
    Hey, President, did you hear?
[21:38] (Flashback) Yoshi
    Whistle-blower!
[21:39] Senpai
    The friends! Damn it!
[21:41] President
    So, I shall give you some training.
[21:45] Senpai
    N-No, you don't need to do that for me.
[21:49] President
    Stop bumbling and ready yourself!
[21:55] Senpai
    She's kinda like Nagatoro
    in how pushy she is.
[22:05] Senpai
    She's not wearing a shirt—
SIGN    Judo Dojo
SIGN    Ba m
[22:20] Senpai
    N-Nagatoro...
[22:24] Nagatoro
    What the hell are you doing?!
[22:27] President
    Training.
[22:27] Nagatoro
    You freaking pervert!
[22:31] President
    I wouldn't mind training him
     until the tournament...
[22:39] Senpai
    I appreciate it, but Nagatoro's
    teaching me right now.
[22:50] President
    I see.
[22:51] President
    "Old soldiers never die,
    they just fade away."
SIGN    Judo Dojo
[22:55] President
    Though my soul shall
    continue in the Art Club.
[23:00] President
    Farewell.
[23:03] Nagatoro
    And off to the trash bin for
    the bunny-eared girl!
[23:08] Nagatoro
    Now I'm gonna whip you into shape!
[23:16] President
    Sorry to keep you waiting
[23:25] Nagatoro
    Points of improvement for today.
[23:27] Nagatoro
    Senpai, you know what you did.
[23:28] Senpai
    I'm sorry for calling a girl heavy.
[23:29] Nagatoro
    Oh, that?
[23:30] Senpai
    Er, um...
[23:31] Senpai
    Is it about how I got squashed
    by the president's breasts?
[23:34] Senpai
    I w-wasn't really thinking about
     her breasts or anything...
[23:37] Nagatoro
    You still are!

E9 - That Is, If You Win at Least Once, Senpai

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[00:27] Senpai
    I hope I can win for once.
[00:30] Senpai
    Especially since I owe it to Nagatoro,
    for helping me practice.
SIGN    Kawaguchi Yamashita Nagatoro Urao Orihara Minami Kawashima Hidaka Kawata Ueda Moriguchi
[00:46] Nagatoro
    It's in the past, anyway.
SIGN    DON'T TOY WITH ME,
    MISS NAGATORO
SIGN    DON'T TOY WITH ME,
    MISS NAGATORO
SIGN    That Is, If You Win at Least Once, Senpai.
SIGN    That Is, If You Win at Least Once, Senpai.
[02:41] Ref
    Full point!
[02:44] Mob A
    Wow...
[02:46] Mob B
    That was a really clean throw.
SIGN    Judo Dojo
SIGN    Judo Tournament Female Bracket
[02:53] Ref
    Begin!
[02:54] Yoshi
    All right!
[02:58] Girl B
    H-Hey...
[02:59] Girl B
    Um...
[03:03] Ref
    Hold it!
[03:04] Ref
    Warning!
[03:16] Sakura
    I could have finished you
    if you were a guy...
[03:27] Gamo
    Congrats on winning the first round.
[03:29] Nagatoro
    Thanks.
[03:31] Gamo
    You looked pretty good out there.
[03:33] Gamo
    You're in good condition today, huh?
[03:34] Nagatoro
    Whatever.
SIGN    Kimura Kawaguchi Yamashita Nagatoro Urao Orihara Minami Kawashima Hidaka
[03:37] Gamo
    I hope I can win the first round, at least.
[03:40] Sakura
    My hair's a mess.
[03:43] Yoshi
    I'm tired.
[03:44] Nagatoro
    Hey.
[03:46] Gamo
    Heya.
[03:50] Takao
    You're awful fired up today, Nao-kun.
[03:52] Hino
    You had dead fish eyes last year.
[03:56] Senpai
    D-Did I?
[03:58] Senpai
    I don't think I'm that different.
[04:00] Takao
    No, you're turning into
    one of the popular kids.
[04:02] Hino
    Traitor.
[04:04] Senpai
    I'm not!
[04:05] Senpai
    I'm just getting used to it
    since this is my second time.
[04:08] Guy A
    Ooh, Orihara from Class B is joining.
[04:12] Mob C
    Wow.
[04:14] Mob C
    The girls are gonna have a rough time.
[04:16] Mob D
    For real?
[04:18] Mob D
    Is that even fair?
[04:19] Mob C
    She's a candidate to
    represent Japan, isn't she?
[04:24] Gamo
    Also, my first round is against her.
[04:28] Sakura
    My condolences.
[04:30] Yoshi
    Don't give up!
[04:43] Ref
    Begin!
[04:46] Orihara
    Here we go!
[04:49] Gamo
    I don't think I'm going to win anyway.
[04:51] Gamo
    Maybe I should forfeit.
[04:53] Orihara
    Huh? Really?
[04:55] Gamo
    Kidding!
[05:04] Gamo
    Not done yet!
[05:08] Ref
    Full point!
[05:11] Nagatoro
    Good job.
[05:12] Sakura
    Good job.
[05:13] Yoshi
    Nice fight.
[05:14] Gamo
    Man...
[05:16] Gamo
    She's really nimble.
[05:18] Gamo
    She's gotten even stronger than before.
[05:22] Nagatoro
    You've fought her before, Gamo-chan?
[05:26] Gamo
    No, I haven't.
[05:27] Gamo
    I'm just guessing from what I've seen.
[05:30] Nagatoro
    You don't need to give me a report.
[05:33] Nagatoro
    It's not my problem.
[05:35] Gamo
    Don't say that.
[05:38] Gamo
    You're up against her next, Hayacchi.
[05:41] Gamo
    Now's your chance to redeem yourself!
[05:43] Sakura
    Go win!
[05:44] Yoshi
    Get 'er!
[05:47] Nagatoro
    I'm not into that stuffy stuff.
[05:50] Sakura
    You're so boring.
[05:53] Yoshi
    All so fleeting.
[05:55] Gamo
    But don't you want to impress Paisen?
[05:59] Nagatoro
    What?! Senpai's got nothing to do with this!
[06:02] Gamo
    Bean sprouts like Paisen
    like strong girls, you know.
[06:07] Nagatoro
    I told you, he has nothing to do with it!
[06:11] Orihara
    Hayacchi!
[06:14] Orihara
    Hey.
[06:16] Nagatoro
    H-Hey.
[06:18] Orihara
    I haven't fought you in forever.
[06:20] Nagatoro
    Y-Yeah, I guess.
[06:22] Orihara
    I hope it turns out to be a really good bout!
[06:25] Orihara
    You're not gonna beat me!
[06:28] Orihara
    Bye!
[06:30] Friends
    Stare...
[06:33] Nagatoro
    What a pain.
[06:36] Nagatoro
    Maybe I should forfeit.
[06:39] Gamo
    Where are you going?
[06:41] Yoshi
    Where?
[06:42] Nagatoro
    Taking a break!
[06:56] Nagatoro
    What?
[07:00] Nagatoro
    Senpai.
[07:03] Senpai
    W-Well, I...
[07:05] Senpai
    Sh-She seems pretty strong.
[07:10] Nagatoro
    She wasn't before.
[07:13] Senpai
    Before?
[07:16] Nagatoro
    It's none of your business.
[07:20] Senpai
    Y-You're right.
[07:27] Nagatoro
    Not that you'd be interested to hear...
[07:31] Senpai
    Y-Yeah?
[07:34] Nagatoro
    But I've been doing judo since I was a kid.
[07:40] Nagatoro
    I had a knack for it, so I won a
    few tournaments and stuff, too.
[07:48] Nagatoro
    I was in the same dojo she was.
[07:54] Nagatoro
    She didn't really have raw talent for it,
[07:58] Nagatoro
    and I'd always beat her.
[08:03] Nagatoro
    But she'd always get so upset when she lost.
[08:08] Nagatoro
    Every time we fought,
    she got better and better.
[08:16] Nagatoro
    And after so many fights...
[08:25] Nagatoro
    It wasn't even close.
[08:27] Nagatoro
    She destroyed me.
[08:30] Nagatoro
    To be honest, I didn't feel
    like I could win anymore.
[08:37] Nagatoro
    When I thought about beating me
    every time going forward,
[08:43] Nagatoro
    I lost interest.
[08:49] Nagatoro
    And then I ended up quitting judo.
[08:54] Nagatoro
    Meanwhile, she's a candidate
    to represent Japan.
[08:57] Nagatoro
    We're in totally different worlds now.
[09:02] Nagatoro
    Well, since I know I'm going to lose,
    I'm just gonna go get it over with.
[09:09] Senpai
    That doesn't sound like you, Nagatoro.
[09:14] Nagatoro
    What?
[09:17] Nagatoro
    Who gave you the right
    to talk like you know me?
[09:28] Senpai
    No.
[09:30] Senpai
    You don't know if you're going to
    win or not until you try.
[09:35] Nagatoro
    Were you even listening to me?
[09:37] Nagatoro
    She could be representing Japan.
[09:40] Nagatoro
    I don't even stand a chance.
[09:42] Senpai
    You're strong, too!
[09:45] Senpai
    You're plenty strong, too!
[09:52] Senpai
    Sh-Shoot!
[09:54] Senpai
    That came off condescending.
[09:56] Nagatoro
    Senpai...
[09:57] Nagatoro
    That was pretty condescending.
[10:01] Senpai
    N-Nah, I'm just saying what I meant.
[10:05] Nagatoro
    I'll do my best, then.
[10:11] Nagatoro
    That is, if you win at least once, Senpai.
[10:16] Senpai
    Huh?
[10:17] Senpai
    Th-There's no way...
[10:19] Nagatoro
    Oh?
[10:20] Nagatoro
    I thought you don't know until you try.
[10:25] Nagatoro
    Oh, right.
[10:27] Nagatoro
    If you do manage to win one...
[10:33] Nagatoro
    I'll give you a kiss.
[10:35] Senpai
    Y-You don't need to go there!
[10:39] Nagatoro
    You don't have confidence, do you?
[10:42] Senpai
    Confidence?
[10:43] Senpai
    Well... No, I don't.
[10:47] Senpai
    But I've practiced with Nagatoro, too.
[10:52] Senpai
    I'm sure I could get one win.
[11:25] Ref
    Begin!
[11:28] Sasai
    What a pain...
[11:29] Sakura
    Ooh...
[11:31] Sakura
    He has a nice body.
[11:34] Gamo
    Paisen's done.
[11:36] Yoshi
    The end.
[11:40] Takao
    Go!
[11:41] Hino
    Don't die, Nao-kun.
[11:43] Nagatoro
    I might be screwed.
[11:46] Sasai
    All right, time to get this over with!
[11:51] Sasai
    Quit running!
[12:03] Sakura
    He's down.
[12:07] Takao
    Nao-kun...
[12:09] Ref
    Half point!
[12:11] Sasai
    Wasn't that a full point?!
[12:12] Nagatoro
    That was half-assed.
[12:14] Nagatoro
    He sucks.
[12:15] Sakura
    So he just threw him with brute force?
[12:17] Gamo
    Also, why don't you cheer for Paisen?
[12:20] Nagatoro
    Huh? Why should I?
[12:25] Ref
    Begin!
[12:33] Sakura
    He's throwing him with brute force again!
[12:36] Gamo
    I can't watch.
[12:38] Yoshi
    Never give up!
[12:41] Guy B
    Sasai, just pin him down already!
[12:44] Sasai
    Okay!
[12:47] Gamo
    Paisen, escape!
[12:49] Yoshi
    Run away!
[12:50] Sasai
    I have no interest in hugging a dude, but...
[12:55] Senpai
    He's so strong...
[12:57] Sasai
    Pin-down.
[13:00] Sakura
    Two guys in an embrace!
[13:02] Gamo
    He's done for sure this time.
[13:04] Yoshi
    Final end.
[13:10] (Flashback) Nagatoro
    Who gave you the right
    to talk like you know me?
[13:16] Senpai
    She's right.
[13:18] Senpai
    I have the right.
[13:20] Senpai
    I gave myself the right to decide
[13:29] Senpai
    I don't want Nagatoro to look like that!
[13:38] (Flashback) Nagatoro
    There are a few ways to break a scarf hold.
[13:43] (Flashback) Nagatoro
    First, push them forward.
[13:48] (Flashback) Nagatoro
    Or break it the opposite way.
[13:52] (Flashback) Nagatoro
    As you can see, you can always
     break free from a weak pin like yours.
[14:01] Senpai
    He's just holding me down
    with sheer strength.
[14:06] Senpai
    Compared to Nagatoro...
[14:10] Senpai
    He's as light as a feather!
[14:13] Mob E
    He broke free!
[14:16] Sakura
    Wow!
[14:17] Gamo
    Not bad!
[14:18] Yoshi
    Revenge!
[14:25] Sasai
    Are you serious?
[14:27] Nagatoro
    Hold him down! Now!
[14:29] Gamo
    You got this, Paisen!
[14:31] Yoshi
    Go for it!
[14:37] Sasai
    Get off me!
[14:41] Senpai
    He's definitely strong.
[14:43] Senpai
    Way stronger than I am.
[14:46] Senpai
    And I have to keep this up forever?
[14:50] Senpai
    I can't go on any longer.
[14:55] Nagatoro
    Senpai! Hang in there!
[14:59] Senpai
    Nagatoro!
[15:05] Nagatoro
    Get your leg free!
[15:15] Ref
    Stop!
[15:23] Gamo
    Ran out of time.
[15:25] Sakura
    He loses?
[15:27] Nagatoro
    He almost had a pin-down.
[15:30] Sakura
    Wait, I thought you weren't
    going to cheer for him.
[15:38] Ref
    Winner by referee discretion: Sasai.
[15:42] Senpai
    I screwed up.
[15:44] Sasai
    Yo.
[15:47] Sasai
    You're pretty good.
[15:48] Senpai
    Er, uh, thanks.
[15:51] Senpai
    I lost.
[15:52] Hino
    All good.
[15:54] Takao
    Nah, you did good!
[15:56] Takao
    You've grown a ton.
[15:58] Takao
    I'm proud of you.
[15:59] Hino
    Who do you think you are?
[16:28] Gamo
    Looks like she's finally feeling it.
[16:30] Sakura
    Do it!
[16:32] Yoshi
    Wreck 'em!
[16:35] Nagatoro
    I'm going.
[16:37] Gamo
    Yeah.
[16:43] Ref
    Nagatoro of Class C.
[16:46] Ref
    Orihara of Class B.
[16:49] Ref
    Bow.
[17:02] Ref
    Begin!
[17:19] Mob A
    Damn!
[17:20] Mob B
    They're nothing like the others.
[17:22] Mob A
    Holy!
[17:25] Senpai
    Nagatoro...
[17:27] Mob A
    Man, Orihara's something else.
[17:29] Mob B
    She's not a candidate for
     representing Japan for nothing.
[17:32] Orihara
    Here I go!
[17:36] Gamo
    She dodged it!
[17:39] Gamo
    Knee wheel!
[17:43] Gamo
    And then an inner-thigh throw!
[17:53] Ref
    Half point!
[17:56] Gamo
    That was close.
[17:57] Gamo
    That combo's killer.
[17:59] Sakura
    That wasn't a full point, though.
[18:02] Gamo
    She barely saved it by twisting her body.
[18:05] Mob C
    That wasn't a full point?
[18:06] Mob D
    So close!
[18:08] Mob E
    She's almost there.
[18:09] Mob
    I wish I could have seen
    Orihara score a full point.
[18:15] Gamo
    Stay calm!
[18:17] Sakura
    Go, go!
[18:18] Yoshi
    Let's go, Nagatoro!
[18:21] Sakura
    Nagatoro...
[18:23] Ref
    Begin!
[18:26] Mob B
    Orihara!
[18:28] Mob B
    Full point! Full point!
[18:30] Mob B
    Full point! Full point!
[18:32] Mob B
    Full point! Full point!
[18:36] Gamo
    Come on, it's like she's on the away team.
[18:50] Senpai
    Nagatoro!
[18:52] Senpai
    Go for it!
[19:01] Mob
    Huh?
[19:02] Mob
    Ew, is that her boyfriend?
[19:07] Senpai
    Go! Nagatoro!
[19:35] Senpai
    Nagatoro!
[19:48] Senpai
    Full point!
[19:59] Nagatoro
    Aw...
[20:01] Nagatoro
    I thought I had that one,
[20:03] Nagatoro
    but I was out of bounds and
    ended up losing by the ref's decision.
[20:06] Nagatoro
    I can't believe I'm in the same boat as you.
[20:08] Senpai
    S-Sorry you're in my boat.
[20:12] Senpai
    That was a shame, though.
[20:16] Nagatoro
    To be honest, I...
[20:21] (Flashback) Ref
    Winner by referee's discretion: Orihara.
[20:45] (Flashback) Nagatoro
    I'm winning next time.
[20:56] Nagatoro
    I'm super pissed, so I'm
    getting her back next time.
[21:00] Senpai
    Y-Yeah?
[21:05] Nagatoro
    Senpai.
[21:08] Nagatoro
    If I beat her next time,
[21:13] Nagatoro
    will you reward me with a kiss?
[21:19] Senpai
    A kiss...
[21:22] Senpai
    Wh-Wh-What are you...
[21:24] Senpai
    A k-kiss?!
[21:26] Senpai
    H-Here you go again, messing with me!
[21:29] Nagatoro
    I'm not messing.
[23:25] Nagatoro
    Points of improvement for today!
[23:26] Nagatoro
    That was close today, Senpai.
[23:27] Senpai
    That wasn't an ideal opponent.
[23:29] Nagatoro
    You broke his pin, though.
[23:31] Senpai
    You were way heavier, though.
[23:33] Nagatoro
    Like I said...
[23:35] Nagatoro
    The pin is based on my technique!
    Skills! Abilities!
[23:37] Senpai
    S-Stop...

E10 - Hachioji-senpai Taught Me A Lot

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SIGN    DON'T TOY WITH ME,
    MISS NAGATORO
SIGN    DON'T TOY WITH ME,
    MISS NAGATORO
SIGN    Hachioji-senpai Taught Me a Lot.
SIGN    Hachioji-senpai Taught Me a Lot.
SIGN    Kazehaya High School
SIGN    Art Room
SIGN    Art Club
    Recruiting New Members
[01:42] Senpai
    My first oil painting of the year...
[01:45] Senpai
    Now, what should I paint?
[01:48] Senpai
    Animals?
[01:50] Senpai
    A self-portrait?
[01:51] Senpai
    A classic reproduction?
[01:53] Senpai
    Or...
[02:06] Nagatoro
    'Sup, Senpai?
[02:09] Senpai
    Oh, hey.
[02:11] Senpai
    'Sup?
[02:16] (Flashback) Nagatoro
    Will you reward me with a kiss?
[02:24] (Flashback) Nagatoro
    I'm not messing.
[02:27] Senpai
    That seemed like a huge deal, but...
[02:30] Senpai
    No, that must have been a joke.
[02:33] Senpai
    The moment I take it seriously...
[02:37] Nagatoro
    You thought I was serious?!
[02:39] Nagatoro
    That's creepy!
[02:40] Nagatoro
    You're so creepy!
[02:44] Nagatoro
    Senpai!
[02:46] Nagatoro
    You're looking as sus as ever.
[02:49] Nagatoro
    You're a third-year starting today.
[02:50] Nagatoro
    Why don't you try acting
    a little more proper?
[02:53] Senpai
    Stop it!
[02:56] Nagatoro
    Huh?
[02:58] Nagatoro
    You still haven't started anything?
[03:00] Senpai
    I-I haven't.
[03:02] Senpai
    I can't decide what to paint.
[03:07] Nagatoro
    Were you maybe hoping I would model for you?
[03:13] Senpai
    N-No, of course not!
[03:19] Senpai
    Well... actually, yeah.
[03:23] Senpai
    I-If you aren't too busy,
[03:27] Senpai
    would you mind modeling for me again?
[03:33] Nagatoro
    Oh, fine.
[03:34] Nagatoro
    I get to choose my outfit, though.
[03:41] Senpai
    The clothes she's wearing are fine...
[03:53] Nagatoro
    Your favorite, Senpai.
[03:58] Nagatoro
    The competition swimsuit!
[04:03] Senpai
    D-Do you always have that with you?!
[04:07] Nagatoro
    I thought this might happen someday,
    so I hid it in the prep room next door.
[04:13] Senpai
    B-But I don't know about painting a picture
    of a highly exposed girl at school, though.
[04:18] Nagatoro
    What?! Don't be so boring!
[04:22] Nagatoro
    There's tons of pervy art from all throughout
    history and all over the world, isn't there?!
[04:28] Senpai
    I think that's a bit
    different from pervy art...
[04:31] Nagatoro
    I guess it's too much for a virgin
    closet pervert like you, Senpai.
[04:39] Senpai
    Wh-Whatever.
[04:41] Senpai
    I wouldn't mind painting a swimsuit, I guess.
[05:02] (Flashback) Nagatoro
    Will you reward me with a kiss?
[05:11] Senpai
    Wh-Why am I still thinking about that?
[05:14] Nagatoro
    So it is too stimulating
    for my virgin Senpai.
[05:18] Nagatoro
    Your face is beet red.
[05:21] Senpai
    Wh-Whatever!
[05:23] Senpai
    I'm just painting you normally!
[05:24] Nagatoro
    Are you?
[05:26] Nagatoro
    Sorry!
[05:53] Senpai
    Thanks.
[05:54] Senpai
    You can take a ten-minute break.
[05:56] Nagatoro
    A'ight.
[05:58] Nagatoro
    My shoulders are stiff from you ogling me.
[06:03] Senpai
    I-I wasn't ogling!
[06:05] Senpai
    I-I was looking at you for
    the sake of making art.
[06:09] Senpai
    I wasn't looking at you for pervy reasons.
[06:12] Nagatoro
    Sounds like an excuse.
[06:13] Senpai
    I-It's not!
[06:14] Nagatoro
    Ow, ow...
[06:17] Nagatoro
    My back's messed up from you
    violating me with your eyes.
[06:23] Senpai
    Are you all right?
[06:24] Nagatoro
    All right how?
[06:26] Senpai
    I mean, I hear modeling is pretty hard work.
[06:31] Nagatoro
    Are you worried about me?
[06:35] Senpai
    I g-guess.
[06:37] Nagatoro
    I'm totally fine.
[06:38] Nagatoro
    I'm a spry high school girl over here.
[06:41] Nagatoro
    Unlike bean sprout Senpai.
[06:44] Senpai
    O-Okay.
[06:46] Nagatoro
    But if you care...
[06:50] Nagatoro
    You should give me a massage, Senpai.
[06:54] Senpai
    I th-think there are all kinds of problems
    with a boy massaging a girl.
[07:00] Nagatoro
    Ow, ow, ow!
[07:02] Nagatoro
    M-My back's getting worse!
[07:07] Nagatoro
    Senpai!
[07:08] Nagatoro
    Hurry up and rub my back!
[07:10] Senpai
    A-A-All right! Fine!
[07:12] Senpai
    Just a bit!
[07:14] Nagatoro
    Yay!
[07:15] Senpai
    I g-guess I've massaged you before.
[07:22] Senpai
    Y-You mean, while dressed like that?
[07:25] Nagatoro
    Please and thank you.
[07:27] Nagatoro
    It'll be easier to massage me, right?
[07:30] Senpai
    No, no, no...
[07:32] Senpai
    Some clothes won't make a difference.
[07:34] Nagatoro
    Ow!
[07:35] Nagatoro
    Ow, ow, ow!
[07:36] Nagatoro
    Hurry up and massage me!
[07:39] Senpai
    N-Not too much.
[07:43] Nagatoro
    Okay.
[07:44] Nagatoro
    Give it a good knead right here.
[07:59] Nagatoro
    Heungh!
[08:00] Senpai
    Heungh?!
[08:01] Senpai
    D-Don't make such weird sounds!
[08:03] Nagatoro
    Your kneading just felt really good.
[08:07] Nagatoro
    I couldn't help it.
[08:08] Senpai
    I think we should stop.
[08:10] Nagatoro
    Ow!
[08:11] Nagatoro
    Ow, ow, ow!
[08:12] Nagatoro
    Keep going!
[08:13] Nagatoro
    Continue! Please!
[08:16] Senpai
    Fine!
[08:24] Senpai
    She's pretty stiff.
[08:27] Senpai
    You're working hard, huh, Nagatoro?
[08:30] Nagatoro
    Wh-What's that about?
[08:32] Nagatoro
    I'm not going to do anything naughty
     just because you praised me.
[08:36] Senpai
    I-I wasn't thinking that!
[08:40] Nagatoro
    Thanks, Senpai.
[08:42] Senpai
    Th-That's it?
[08:46] Nagatoro
    I feel better.
[08:49] Senpai
    That's good.
[08:53] Nagatoro
    Senpai...
[08:55] Nagatoro
    I've decided to join the judo club.
[09:00] Senpai
    Y-You did, huh?
[09:02] Nagatoro
    I have a goal now.
[09:05] Senpai
    To beat that Orihara girl?
[09:12] Nagatoro
    To beat her and get your reward kiss.
[09:18] Senpai
    Y-You were serious?!
[09:21] Nagatoro
    I told you I was.
[09:23] Nagatoro
    I said I wasn't messing.
[09:25] Senpai
    J-J-Just a second!
[09:29] Senpai
    I n-never agreed to anything like that!
[09:33] Nagatoro
    Do you not want to?
[09:36] Nagatoro
    Do you not want to kiss me?
[09:59] Senpai
    N-N-N-No!
[10:00] Senpai
    It's not that I don't want to, but...
[10:04] Senpai
    It's not something you should
    treat like a g-g-game prize!
[10:10] Nagatoro
    It's a simple question, Senpai.
[10:15] Nagatoro
    Do you want to kiss me?
[10:19] Nagatoro
    Or do you not?
[10:21] Nagatoro
    That's all there is to it!
[10:24] Nagatoro
    Well?
[10:25] Nagatoro
    Which is it, Senpai?
[10:27] Nagatoro
    Do you want to kiss me or don't you?
[10:28] Nagatoro
    Well?
[10:30] Nagatoro
    Well?!
[10:38] Senpai
    Y-You're...
[10:42] Sunomiya
    It's been a while, Hachioji-senpai.
[10:46] Sunomiya
    I would like to join the art club.
[11:12] Senpai
    Y-You came to Kazehaya High School, huh?
[11:15] Sunomiya
    Yes.
[11:16] Sunomiya
    My cousin recommended it.
[11:18] Sunomiya
    Besides, you're here, Hachioji-senpai.
[11:21] Senpai
    I-I see.
[11:24] Senpai
    Uh... So...
[11:26] Senpai
    She was in my middle school art club.
[11:29] Sunomiya
    I'm Sunomiya.
[11:30] Sunomiya
    It's nice to meet you.
[11:32] Nagatoro
    Nice to meet you!
[11:35] Nagatoro
    You were in the same club, huh?
[11:38] Sunomiya
    Yes.
[11:39] Sunomiya
    I was a beginner, so he
    taught me hand-in-hand.
[11:44] Nagatoro
    Hand-in-hand...
[11:47] Sunomiya
    Hachioji-senpai taught me a lot.
[11:51] Nagatoro
    Hear that?!
[11:52] Nagatoro
    You're well-liked, Hachioji-senpai!
[11:55] Senpai
    N-Nah, it wasn't a big deal.
[11:58] Nagatoro
    You taught her hand-in-hand, huh?
[12:01] Senpai
    Nah, I just taught her the basics.
[12:04] Senpai
    She learned really quickly, so...
[12:06] Nagatoro
    Why are you being so squiggly?
[12:10] Nagatoro
    Gross!
[12:13] Sunomiya
    Um, would you please introduce her?
[12:17] Senpai
    Oh, sorry.
[12:19] Nagatoro
    Sorry.
[12:20] Senpai
    She's Nagatoro.
[12:22] Senpai
    She's a second-year.
[12:28] Nagatoro
    That's it?
[12:30] Senpai
    No.
[12:31] Senpai
    As you can see, she can look a bit scary,
[12:35] Senpai
    but she's not actually that
    harmful, like, I mean...
[12:39] Nagatoro
    Who do you think you are,
    toying with me, Senpai?!
[12:44] Senpai
    I'm not trying to toy with you!
[12:48] Sunomiya
    May I, both of you?
[12:51] Senpai
    Right. Go ahead.
[12:53] Nagatoro
    Go ahead.
SIGN    Art Room
[12:55] Sunomiya
    I apologize, but earlier while
    I was in the hallway...
[12:58] (Flashback) Nagatoro
    Do you want to kiss me or don't you?
[13:02] Sunomiya
    I overheard something about a kiss.
[13:05] Sunomiya
    Are you two in a relationship?
[13:13] Nagatoro
    Aw, shucks!
[13:15] Nagatoro
    I guess it looks like that, huh?
[13:17] Nagatoro
    That's gross.
[13:18] Nagatoro
    So gross.
[13:20] Senpai
    Huh?!
[13:21] Senpai
    No, we're not!
[13:22] Senpai
    It's nothing like that!
[13:24] Senpai
    It's not a romantic relationship
    or anything like that...
[13:28] Senpai
    It's, like...
[13:30] Nagatoro
    Punch!
[13:31] Senpai
    Ow!
[13:32] Senpai
    Wh-What was that for?
[13:34] Nagatoro
    You're being creepy, so I punched you.
[13:36] Senpai
    Don't punch.
[13:37] Senpai
    I ask Nagatoro to model
    for me sometimes, so...
[13:43] Sunomiya
    So she's not a member of the club?
[13:47] Senpai
    N-Not really.
[13:49] Senpai
    She's joining the judo club. Right?
[13:52] Nagatoro
    That's right.
[13:54] Senpai
    You've been coming here a lot,
[13:57] Senpai
    but I guess you're going to be
    focusing on that from now on, then?
[14:01] Nagatoro
    I guess... I am.
[14:04] Sunomiya
    Understood.
[14:05] Sunomiya
    Are there any other members?
[14:07] Senpai
    Huh?
[14:08] Senpai
    No, not really.
[14:12] Sunomiya
    So it's going to be just
    the two of us in the club?
[14:22] Senpai
    Y-Yeah.
[14:24] Senpai
    If we don't get any more members, I guess.
[14:28] Nagatoro
    Sunomiya-chan, you should be careful.
[14:31] Sunomiya
    About what, Nagatoro-senpai?
[14:34] Nagatoro
    Stay too long with this creepy
    creep of a senpai, and...
[14:37] Sunomiya
    And?
[14:39] Nagatoro
    You'll be infected with his
    creepy squiggly motions.
[14:43] Senpai
    Stop telling her nonsense!
[14:46] Sunomiya
    It's true that Hachioji-senpai
    has idiosyncratic mannerisms.
[14:51] Nagatoro
    Right?!
[14:52] Sunomiya
    But I have a way of finding beauty
    in all manner of oddities.
[14:56] Nagatoro
    Beauty?
[14:57] Senpai
    Oddities?!
[15:00] Sunomiya
    Please proceed with your squiggliness.
[15:03] Nagatoro
    She's squiggling!
[15:08] Sunomiya
    I lack experience, but I look
     forward to learning from you.
[15:13] Senpai
    No, same to you.
[15:18] Gamo
    'Sup?
[15:20] Senpai
    'S-Sup?
[15:22] Nagatoro
    'Sup?
[15:23] Gamo
    Hayacchi, we're going to our club meet.
[15:25] Nagatoro
    Were we starting today?
[15:28] Gamo
    It's our first day. We can't slack off.
[15:30] Gamo
    Let's go in strong.
[15:31] Nagatoro
    I don't care for that kind of enthusiasm.
[15:34] Senpai
    So the friends have joined
    the judo club, too.
[15:43] Senpai
    In that case, why don't
    we stop here for today?
[15:47] Senpai
    We can continue next time.
[15:50] Nagatoro
    Yeah, all right.
[15:53] Senpai
    Well, do you want to do some
    life drawings, Sunomiya-kun?
[15:57] Sunomiya
    I'd love to.
[15:58] Senpai
    We have plenty of subjects.
[16:00] Senpai
    Animals, plaster figures...
[16:03] Sunomiya
    Yes, sir.
[16:08] Gamo
    Paisen's switching to another chick!
[16:11] Senpai; Nagatoro
    What?!
[16:12] Senpai
    No, no!
[16:13] Senpai
    "Switching"?!
[16:14] Senpai
    Please stop using weird phrases!
[16:17] Senpai
    We're just going to be
    working on our own stuff.
[16:20] Senpai
    That's all.
[16:23] Sunomiya
    Nagatoro-senpai.
[16:25] Sunomiya
    It looks like you've been
    modeling in a swimsuit.
[16:33] Sunomiya
    I'm prepared to become a nude model.
[16:38] Nagatoro
    Stop!
[16:40] Nagatoro
    The bunny lady finally graduated, and now
    we've got someone just like her again!
[16:44] Nagatoro
    You, there!
[16:45] Nagatoro
    Get dressed!
[16:46] Senpai
    Well, yeah.
[16:48] Senpai
    She's the president's cousin.
[16:54] Nagatoro
    Stop undressing!
[17:02] Club Member A
    Your footwork is weak.
[17:04] Nagatoro
    Yes'm.
[17:07] Club Member A
    Though it's been a while for you, hasn't it?
[17:10] Club Member A
    Don't push yourself too hard.
[17:11] Nagatoro
    Yes'm.
[17:16] Nagatoro
    How'd it go?
[17:17] Gamo
    Man, I got tossed around.
[17:19] Nagatoro
    Same.
[17:21] Orihara
    'Sup!
[17:25] Gamo
    'Sup.
[17:26] Nagatoro
    'Sup.
[17:28] Orihara
    Looks like you're having a pretty hard time.
SIGN    Art Room
[17:38] Sunomiya
    I see.
[17:40] Sunomiya
    There's something I notice
    when I line up your pieces.
[17:44] Senpai
    Huh?
[17:45] Senpai
    What do you notice?
[17:48] Sunomiya
    Compared to your old art,
    your new art is more colorful.
[17:54] Sunomiya
    If I may make some frank observations...
[17:59] Sunomiya
    You used more drab colors in middle school.
[18:04] Sunomiya
    It was impressive,
    but it seemed quite reserved.
[18:08] Senpai
    D-Did it?
[18:11] Sunomiya
    You've met her, haven't you?
[18:16] Sunomiya
    You've met the goddess
    who's changed your world!
[18:22] Orihara
    You're still a white belt, Gamo-chan.
[18:24] Orihara
    I think you're just not used to it yet.
[18:26] Gamo
    True.
[18:28] Orihara
    But you, Hayacchi...
[18:30] Orihara
    You're distracted, aren't you?
[18:33] Nagatoro
    Not really.
[18:35] Nagatoro
    I just haven't gotten back in the groove yet.
[18:37] Orihara
    Is something bothering you?
[18:40] Nagatoro
    Not really!
[18:42] Gamo
    Oh, yeah, totally.
[18:44] Gamo
    Her precious boyfriend
    might get taken from her!
[18:47] Nagatoro
    Huh?!
[18:48] Orihara
    Ooh, who is it?
[18:50] Nagatoro
    That guy who was cheering
    for her at the tournament.
[18:53] Orihara
    Oh, that guy.
[18:55] Nagatoro
    He's not my boyfriend!
[18:58] Gamo
    He's our senpai, and he's in the art club.
[19:00] Gamo
    She's been having fun
    killing time in the club room.
[19:04] Orihara
    Uh-huh?
[19:05] Gamo
    Now she's in this club, so she won't have
    too much time to be over there...
[19:10] Gamo
    And to top it off,
    a new challenger has appeared!
[19:15] Nagatoro
    That's not even any of my business!
[19:17] Nagatoro
    I was just hanging out to pass the time...
[19:26] Senpai
    No, like I said, she was just
    coming here to mess with me.
[19:32] Senpai
    She's not a goddess so much as a demon.
[19:35] Sunomiya
    A demon...
[19:37] Sunomiya
    Then why did you have so
    many pictures of a demon?
[19:41] Senpai
    She was kind of making me draw her, at first.
[19:50] Senpai
    But then it ended up being fun, so...
[19:55] Orihara
    I see!
[19:56] Orihara
    You're anxious because you're
    worried about your boyfriend.
[19:59] Orihara
    You're such a girly girl, Hayacchi.
[20:05] Nagatoro
    He's not my boyfriend!
[20:07] Nagatoro
    I'm not anxious!
[20:08] Orihara
    Will it be love? Will it be judo?
[20:10] Gamo
    Which will Hayacchi choose?
[20:15] Orihara
    Well?
[20:16] Gamo
    Well?
[20:17] Gamo; Orihara
    Well?!
[20:22] Nagatoro
    I'm going to concentrate when I'm doing judo.
[20:24] Nagatoro
    But I'm going to go toy
    with Senpai just as hard.
[20:29] Gamo
    So you're taking everything you want, huh?
[20:33] Nagatoro
    Obviously!
[20:34] Nagatoro
    Not that he's my boyfriend, though.
[20:38] Orihara
    I'm not surprised she's like that. Right?
[20:40] Gamo
    Right?
[20:47] Sunomiya
    I understand now.
[20:49] Senpai
    U-Understand what?
[20:51] Sunomiya
    This club room is a nest of
    love for you and the demon.
[20:54] Senpai
    Nest?!
[20:56] Sunomiya
    You and the demon have been
    nurturing a forbidden love here.
[21:01] Senpai
    No, no, no.
[21:02] Senpai
    It's nothing like that.
[21:04] Sunomiya
    Alas, you've parted ways,
    and lost your love nest.
[21:10] Sunomiya
    Now, what will you do?!
[21:13] Senpai
    I don't know how to answer that.
[21:15] Sunomiya
    You must go grab it for yourself, Senpai.
[21:18] Senpai
    Grab what?
[21:20] Sunomiya
    Love!
[21:22] Sunomiya
    Sana-neesan said so.
[21:25] Sunomiya
    Love is to be sought and grasped.
[21:29] Senpai
    President...
[21:30] Senpai
    That sounds like something she'd say.
[21:33] Senpai
    Setting aside love and all that...
[21:36] Sunomiya
    Setting that aside?
[21:37] Senpai
    I m-mean, I do think I'd kinda miss her, but...
[21:42] Senpai
    But what do I do?
[21:44] Sunomiya
    Is it not obvious?
[21:48] Sunomiya
    Go on a date.
[21:50] Senpai
    D-Da—
[21:51] Senpai
    D-D-D-Da—
[23:25] Sunomiya
    Points of improvement for today.
[23:26] Nagatoro
    Here we go, mini bunny.
[23:27] Sunomiya
    Hachioji-senpai is unaware of
    his own love for the demon.
[23:30] Senpai
    Hey!
[23:31] Nagatoro
    Demon?
[23:31] Sunomiya
    Yes, I mean Nagatoro-senpai.
[23:33] Nagatoro
    Senpai, is that what you've been calling me?!
[23:36] Senpai
    N-No!
[23:38] Sunomiya
    So this is the way in which she's a demon.

E11 - Don't You Miss Me, Senpai?

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[00:01] Nagatoro
    I'm going to concentrate
    when I'm doing judo.
[00:03] Nagatoro
    But I'm going to go toy
    with Senpai just as hard.
[00:08] Gamo
    So you're taking everything you want, huh?
[00:12] Nagatoro
    Obviously!
[00:13] Nagatoro
    Not that he's my boyfriend, though.
[00:16] Sunomiya
    I understand now.
[00:18] Senpai
    U-Understand what?
[00:20] Sunomiya
    This club room is a nest of
    love for you and the demon.
[00:24] Senpai
    Nest?!
[00:26] Sunomiya
    You and the demon have been
    nurturing a forbidden love here.
[00:31] Senpai
    No, no, no.
[00:32] Senpai
    It's nothing like that.
[00:33] Sunomiya
    Alas, you've parted ways,
    and lost your love nest.
[00:40] Sunomiya
    Now, what will you do?!
[00:43] Senpai
    I don't know how to answer that.
[00:45] Sunomiya
    You must go grab it for yourself, Senpai.
[00:49] Senpai
    Grab what?
[00:50] Sunomiya
    Love!
[00:52] Sunomiya
    Sana-neesan said so.
[00:55] Sunomiya
    Love is to be sought and grasped.
[00:59] Senpai
    President...
[01:00] Senpai
    That sounds like something she'd say.
[01:03] Senpai
    Setting aside love and all that...
[01:06] Sunomiya
    Setting that aside?
[01:07] Senpai
    I m-mean, I do think
     I'd kinda miss her, but...
[01:12] Senpai
    But what do I do?
[01:14] Sunomiya
    Is it not obvious?
[01:18] Sunomiya
    Go on a date.
[01:19] Senpai
    Da—
[01:20] Senpai
    D-Da—
[01:21] Senpai
    D-D-D-Da—
SIGN    DON'T TOY WITH ME,
    MISS NAGATORO
SIGN    DON'T TOY WITH ME,
    MISS NAGATORO
SIGN    Don't You Miss Me, Senpai?
SIGN    Don't You Miss Me, Senpai?
[03:24] Senpai
    No way, no way!
[03:25] Senpai
    We aren't even in a relationship.
[03:26] Senpai
    Why would we go on a date?
[03:29] Senpai
    I-I mean, we did go to the zoo together...
[03:35] Senpai
    But that was to sketch.
[03:39] Senpai
    B-Besides, if I were to go up
    to Nagatoro and ask,
[03:42] Senpai
    "H-H-How about a date?" She'd be, like,
[03:46] Senpai
    "You creepy creep! You? Go on a date?
    Know your place, Senpai!"
[03:55] Senpai
    And stuff.
[03:56] Senpai
    She'd just mess with me, and that'd be it.
[03:58] Sunomiya
    Unfortunately, I don't have
    answers to your many questions.
[04:04] Sunomiya
    I, myself, have not known love, either.
[04:08] Senpai
    Well, sorry.
[04:10] Senpai
    I didn't mean to bombard you with questions.
[04:18] Senpai
    It's getting pretty late.
[04:20] Senpai
    Do you not have to call home?
[04:23] Sunomiya
    It won't be a problem.
[04:25] Sunomiya
    I have a ride.
[04:28] Senpai
    I see.
[04:29] Senpai
    That's good.
[04:35] Senpai
    P-President?!
[04:38] President
    It's been a while, Hachioji.
[04:41] Senpai
    It's been a while, President.
[04:48] President
    You look pale.
[04:49] President
    Is something on your mind?
[04:52] Senpai
    N-No.
[04:54] Senpai
    Nothing, really.
[04:56] Senpai
    She's still as perceptive as ever.
[04:58] Senpai
    She's going to complicate
    things if she gets involved.
[05:01] Senpai
    I should keep quiet.
[05:03] Senpai
    A-Anyway, how's university?
[05:08] Senpai
    The nest of love he shared with
    the demon has fallen apart.
[05:10] Senpai
    They're at risk of being torn apart.
[05:13] Senpai
    The only way to overcome this crisis
    is for them to go on a date.
[05:18] President
    I see.
[05:20] President
    I understand the situation.
[05:24] President
    There's only one thing for you to do.
[05:27] President
    Follow your heart.
[05:31] Senpai
    My... heart?
[05:40] President
    Farewell.
[05:42] Sunomiya
    Farewell.
[05:44] Senpai
    Thank you.
[05:45] Senpai
    Good work to you, too, Sunomiya-kun.
[05:48] President
    I'll be waiting to hear how it turns out.
[05:53] Senpai
    I knew it. She made things complicated.
[06:05] Senpai
    Looks like the judo club's still practicing.
[06:19] Senpai
    I guess I'll wait for a bit.
[06:29] Nagatoro
    Senpai!
[06:31] Nagatoro
    Long day, huh?
[06:34] Senpai
    Y-Yeah.
[06:35] Senpai
    You, too.
[06:37] Nagatoro
    Huh?
[06:38] Nagatoro
    Wait a second...
[06:40] Nagatoro
    Were you waiting for me?
[06:44] Senpai
    N-No, I was just passing by and
     stopped to take a break here.
[06:50] Nagatoro
    You're being shifty-eyed.
[06:52] Senpai
    Wh-What's wrong with that?
[06:54] Nagatoro
    "Wh-What's wrong with that?" He says!
[06:58] Nagatoro
    Creep! Creep! Creep!
[07:02] Nagatoro
    Man, I got worked really hard.
[07:06] Senpai
    S-Sounds rough.
[07:07] Nagatoro
    And I don't mean
    "worked hard" in a pervy way.
[07:12] Senpai
    I know that!
[07:13] Nagatoro
    What about you, Senpai?
[07:15] Nagatoro
    Is that mini bunny giving you a tough time?
[07:18] Senpai
    She's working hard.
[07:20] Senpai
    Sunomiya-kun's drawing a lot.
[07:23] Nagatoro
    She's not working hard on
    naughty things, is she?
[07:27] Nagatoro
    Like being a nude model?
[07:29] Senpai
    Of course not!
[07:32] Nagatoro
    It sucks not being able to toy
    with you as conveniently anymore.
[07:37] Senpai
    That shouldn't be convenient.
[07:40] Nagatoro
    Don't you miss me, Senpai?
[07:47] Senpai
    Y-Yeah, kinda.
[07:51] Nagatoro
    What's up with that weak sauce reaction?!
[07:53] Nagatoro
    Creep! Creep! Creep! Creep!
[07:58] Nagatoro
    If we were in the same grade,
[07:59] Nagatoro
    I could have gone to toy with you
    all the time between classes.
[08:04] Senpai
    That would be such a nuisance.
[08:08] Nagatoro
    If only there were somewhere we could
    hang out besides the club room.
[08:14] (Flashback) Sunomiya
    Go on a date.
[08:17] (Flashback) President
    Follow your heart.
[08:24] Senpai
    F-For example...
[08:27] Senpai
    Just speaking hypothetically...
[08:29] Nagatoro
    Yeah?
[08:31] Senpai
    Is there somewhere you would
    like to go on your day off?
[08:37] Nagatoro
    Somewhere I want to go?
[08:41] Nagatoro
    Do you mean...
[08:44] Senpai
    I actually said it!
[08:49] Sunomiya
    Your rabbit helmet is
    fantastic, Sana-neesama.
[08:53] President
    So it is.
[08:54] Nagatoro
    Somewhere I want to go?
[08:57] Nagatoro
    Do you mean...
[09:01] Nagatoro
    Do you mean, do you mean, do you mean...?
[09:06] Nagatoro
    What do you mean by that?!
[09:09] Senpai
    N-No, it's just a question.
[09:12] Nagatoro
    "Just a question," huh?
[09:15] Nagatoro
    Somewhere I want to go, huh?
[09:18] Nagatoro
    Somewhere I want to go, huh?
[09:19] Nagatoro
    Somewhere I want to go...
[09:23] Nagatoro
    Mt. Everest!
[09:24] Senpai
    E-Everest?!
[09:26] Nagatoro
    K2 is nice and all, but you might as
    well aim for the highest peak, right?
[09:44] Nagatoro
    Senpai!
[09:52] Senpai
    Anywhere else?
[09:53] Nagatoro
    Let's see...
[09:56] Nagatoro
    An African savanna!
[10:02] Nagatoro
    It'd be cool to see the lions in person!
[10:11] Senpai
    We'd get killed!
[10:14] Senpai
    Anywhere else?
[10:16] Nagatoro
    The South Pole!
[10:18] Nagatoro
    I wanna see the penguins!
[10:24] Senpai
    Anywhere else?
[10:27] Nagatoro
    The Amazon rainforest!
[10:29] Senpai
    What else?!
[10:31] Nagatoro
    Spaaaaaaace!
[10:33] Nagatoro
    Senpai, where shall we go together?
[10:37] Nagatoro
    Well?
[10:38] Nagatoro
    Well?
[10:39] Nagatoro
    Where shall...?
[10:39] Senpai
    She keeps suggesting places we can't go.
[10:42] Nagatoro
    We could go to the Mariana Trench,
    the deepest place in the world.
[10:46] Senpai
    Nah, it was just a random question.
[10:49] Senpai
    Forget I asked.
[10:54] Nagatoro
    I-I guess we could go
    somewhere a bit closer, too.
[10:59] Senpai
    F-For example?
[11:02] Nagatoro
    Well...
[11:04] Senpai
    Well?
[11:06] Nagatoro
    You have to think of a
    place yourself, Senpai.
[11:10] Senpai
    But...
[11:11] Nagatoro
    What?
[11:13] Nagatoro
    Are you trying to suss me out or something?
[11:15] Senpai
    I-I'm not trying to suss you out, really.
[11:21] Senpai
    Nearby...
[11:22] Senpai
    Nearby...
[11:24] Senpai
    The m-movies?
[11:33] Nagatoro
    That's kinda normal, isn't it?
[11:36] Senpai
    Yeah, I guess.
[11:40] Nagatoro
    N-Nah, it's not a bad idea, though.
[11:43] Nagatoro
    It's not bad.
[11:44] Nagatoro
    But I kinda want something a
    bit more stimulating, I guess.
[11:50] Senpai
    Stimulating, huh?
[11:52] Senpai
    I guess a movie could be
    a bit slow for Nagatoro.
[11:57] Senpai
    Something Nagatoro would like...
[12:01] Senpai
    The racetrack!
[12:04] Nagatoro
    Go!
[12:12] Nagatoro
    That was my month's spending money!
[12:15] Nagatoro
    Why would we go there? We're in high school!
[12:18] Senpai
    Good point.
[12:20] Senpai
    I don't think I know what you like, Nagatoro.
[12:24] Nagatoro
    I like the direction you're going in.
[12:27] Nagatoro
    I like horses and stuff.
[12:28] Nagatoro
    Almost.
[12:29] Nagatoro
    You're almost there.
[12:33] Senpai
    I guess animals are the right idea.
[12:37] Senpai
    Something stimulating that has to do
    with animals and we can do in Japan...
[12:45] Nagatoro
    Did you come up with an idea?
[12:47] Senpai
    Dog fighting!
[12:50] Nagatoro
    Rip him up!
[13:03] Senpai
    This is where we part ways.
[13:10] Nagatoro
    Bye.
[13:11] Senpai
    Y-Yeah.
[13:17] Senpai
    And I ended up not asking her out.
[13:22] Senpai
    Oh, well.
[13:23] Senpai
    I don't have any idea where
    Nagatoro would want to go.
SIGN    Construction
    Ahead
[13:27] Senpai
    No way I could figure out a date.
[13:31] (Flashback) Nagotoro
    I wanna go see the penguins.
[13:49] Senpai
    H-Hey!
[13:57] Senpai
    Th-The aquarium!
[14:00] Senpai
    Well?
[14:08] Senpai
    What the hell do I mean, "Well?"
[14:10] Senpai
    What am I even saying?!
[14:14] Senpai
    S-Sorry.
[14:15] Senpai
    Forget I said that.
[14:19] Nagotoro
    What do you mean, "Well?"
[14:23] Senpai
    Y-Yeah, I dunno.
[14:28] Nagotoro
    If you have something
    to say, say it properly.
[14:35] (Flashback) President
    Follow your heart.
[14:40] Senpai
    The—
[14:44] Senpai
    The aquarium.
[14:46] Senpai
    H-How about on our next break?
[14:51] Senpai
    W-Wanna go?
[14:59] Senpai
    I did it.
[15:01] Nagotoro
    Is this you asking me out on a date?!
[15:05] Nagotoro
    You think you're allowed to do that, Senpai?!
    You creepy creep!
[15:14] Nagotoro
    Sure, Senpai.
[15:25] Gamo
    Well, well...
[15:27] Yoshi
    Oh, damn!
SIGN    DON'T TOY WITH ME,
    MISS NAGATORO
SIGN    DON'T TOY WITH ME,
    MISS NAGATORO
[15:42] Nagotoro
    Creepy, creepy creep, creep.
[15:46] Nagotoro
    Creepity creep, creep creepity, creep.
[15:49] Gamo
    What the hell is that song?
[15:53] Nagotoro
    Maybe this part should be harmonized.
[15:56] Nagotoro
    Hey, Yoshi!
[15:57] Nagotoro
    Let's sing a song!
[16:00] Nagotoro
    Creepy creepity, creepity creep, creep!
[16:04] Nagotoro
    Your harmonizing sucks!
[16:05] Nagotoro
    One more time!
[16:07] Gamo
    She's being freaking weird.
[16:10] Nagotoro
    Creepy, creepy creepadoodle!
SIGN    Art Room
[16:22] Sunomiya
    Completely out of it.
[16:24] Sunomiya
    Is something wrong, Senpai?
[16:28] Senpai
    N-No, nothing.
[16:36] (Flashback) Sunomiya
    Go on a date.
[16:39] Senpai
    Though...
[16:40] Senpai
    Sunomiya-kun's the one who
    talked me into doing it.
[16:45] Senpai
    W-We're going to the
    aquarium on the next break.
[16:49] Senpai
    So...
[16:50] Senpai
    Nagatoro and I...
[16:53] Sunomiya
    Congratulations!
[16:56] Senpai
    N-No, I don't know if it's anything
    to celebrate yet or anything.
[17:01] Senpai
    There's a good chance she's just
     going to mess with me all day.
[17:05] Sunomiya
    Congratulations on your date!
[17:09] Senpai
    N-No, no, no.
[17:11] Senpai
    It's not a date.
[17:12] Senpai
    We're just going to hang out.
[17:15] Sunomiya
    Our Senpai, the epitome of
    unpopular guys, going on a date...
[17:19] Sunomiya
    I'm ecstatic.
[17:21] Senpai
    No, like I said...
[17:22] Sunomiya
    Even though it's with a demon,
    it really makes me well up within.
[17:27] Senpai
    It's really not that big of a deal.
[17:30] Senpai
    Th-Though, still...
[17:32] Senpai
    Thanks.
[17:35] Sunomiya
    You're welcome.
[17:41] Gamo
    Hey!
[17:43] Gamo
    Yo.
[17:44] Yoshi
    Yo.
[17:48] Yoshi
    Hayacchi?
[17:52] Gamo
    She's completely spacing out.
[17:54] Gamo
    One moment, she's freaking out,
    and now she's like this.
[17:57] Yoshi
    That's a temperature swing
    that could kill guppies.
[18:01] Gamo
    Come back!
[18:04] Nagotoro
    Oh, Yoshi. Yo.
[18:07] Yoshi
    Y-Yo.
[18:09] Gamo
    Wanna go say hi to Paisen?
[18:11] Gamo
    Your practice doesn't always end this early.
[18:21] Nagotoro
    Nah, not today.
[18:25] Yoshi
    Is she Nagatoro-sensei done with him?!
[18:27] Gamo
    No, that's not it!
[18:30] Gamo
    Those eyes!
[18:31] Gamo
    Look at those eyes!
[18:33] Gamo
    Those are the eyes of someone
    saving her favorite food for last!
[18:37] Gamo
    In order to savor it, enjoy it,
     and devour it completely.
[18:42] Gamo
    She's going to wait!
[18:45] Gamo
    This could be bad news.
[18:47] Yoshi
    Bad how?
[18:49] Gamo
    Isn't it obvious?
[18:51] Gamo
    Her target is Paisen's virginity!
[18:55] Nagotoro
    Creepy, creepy creep, creep creepity creep!
[19:02] Gamo
    We need to warn Paisen!
[19:05] Yoshi
    Panic!
[19:09] Gamo
    'Sup?
[19:13] Gamo
    Huh?
[19:14] Gamo
    Is Paisen not here?
[19:15] Sunomiya
    I'm the only one here right now.
[19:17] Gamo
    Oh?
[19:18] Gamo
    Are you the new girl I've been hearing about?
[19:20] Yoshi
    The newcomer!
[19:24] Yoshi
    She's wary of us.
[19:25] Gamo
    You're too intimidating, Yoshi.
[19:30] Sunomiya
    Are these the ones I've been hearing about?
[19:34] Sunomiya
    The delinquents!
[19:36] Gamo
    See, Paisen and Hayacchi—
    Nagatoro—are our best buddies.
[19:42] Yoshi
    We aren't the least bit suspicious.
[19:45] Sunomiya
    Her fellow demons!
[19:48] Gamo
    So, where's Paisen?
[19:50] Sunomiya
    Hachioji-senpai went to buy supplies.
[19:53] Gamo
    I see.
[19:55] Gamo
    Isn't tomorrow the day?
[19:58] Yoshi
    Nagatoro-sensei's in trouble!
[20:00] Gamo
    We might have to keep an eye on them.
[20:03] Yoshi
    True that!
[20:06] Sunomiya
    These two are going to get in their way!
[20:25] Anetoro
    You could go a little sexier!
[20:29] Nagotoro
    Onee-chan! Get out!
[20:50] Senpai
    Is my outfit okay?
[20:54] Senpai
    My hair...
[20:57] Senpai
    Shoes...
[20:59] Senpai
    Smell...
[21:01] Nagotoro
    Senpai!
[21:09] Nagotoro
    'Sup, Senpai?!
[21:13] Senpai
    H-Hey.
[21:17] Nagotoro
    Senpai, where are you taking me?
[21:20] Nagotoro
    Somewhere naughty?
[21:22] Senpai
    L-Like I said, the aquarium!
[21:25] Nagotoro
    What, are you going to make
    me look at the garden eels?
[21:29] Nagotoro
    Pervert!
[21:31] Senpai
    How does that make me a pervert?!
[21:34] Gamo
    We shall protect Paisen's virginity!
[21:48] Sunomiya
    Senpai, your romantic pursuits...
[21:51] Sunomiya
    will be safe in my hands!
[23:26] Nagatoro
    Points of improvement for today!
[23:27] Nagatoro
    Senpai, anything you need to improve on?
[23:29] Senpai
    There's a lot, but...
[23:30] Nagatoro
    But?
[23:31] Senpai
    The biggest one was that I wish
    I'd gotten to know you better.
[23:34] Nagatoro
    Creep! Creep! Creep!
[23:35] Nagatoro
    Don't get ahead of yourself!
[23:36] Senpai
    I'm not getting ahead of myself!
[23:37] Nagatoro
    Anyway, I hope you're looking forward to it.

E12 - Wanna Do Something to Make It Not a Dry Run?

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[00:17] Nagatoro
    What are you stealing glances for, Senpai?
[00:21] Senpai
    I-I'm not stealing glances.
[00:23] Nagatoro
    Are you getting psyched up at the
    thought of going on a date with a girl?
[00:28] Senpai
    I-I said I'm not!
[00:30] Nagatoro
    Don't get the wrong idea.
[00:32] Nagatoro
    I'm just helping you practice
    going on a date, Senpai.
[00:37] Senpai
    Practice?
[00:41] Nagatoro
    Bland, unimaginative outfit.
[00:43] Nagatoro
    Fifty points docked!
[00:45] Senpai
    I'm getting graded now?!
[00:49] Nagatoro
    We have to get you ready for the
    real date that you may one day go on.
[00:53] Nagatoro
    So I'm going to grade you strictly!
[00:57] Nagatoro
    Though, I don't think you'll
    ever go on a real date.
[01:03] Nagatoro
    Your slouch is nasty!
[01:05] Nagatoro
    One hundred points docked!
[01:06] Nagatoro
    You're so lanky and gross!
[01:08] Nagatoro
    One hundred points docked!
[01:10] Senpai
    How am I supposed to even
    make up for those points?
[01:13] Gamo
    Look at Hayacchi's eyes.
[01:15] Yoshi
    She's all set to do it!
[01:17] Gamo
    Yup, all-in!
[01:19] Yoshi
    Virginity in peril!
[01:21] Gamo
    Too early!
[01:22] Gamo
    It's too early!
[01:23] Gamo
    Paisen's virginity still
    needs more time to ferment!
[01:27] Yoshi
    Like, 300 years?!
[01:29] Gamo
    Even if he awakens today...
[01:31] Nagatoro
    Raze them!
[01:33] Gamo
    He's going to melt into nothing
    after he fires his laser just once!
[01:37] Yoshi
    It's rotting!
[01:38] Yoshi
    It's too soon!
[01:40] Gamo
    And so, we're going to take a ton of embarrassing
    pictures and bring them to their senses.
[01:46] Yoshi
    Fire the Gamosshie lasers!
[01:48] Yoshi; Gamo
    Cackle, cackle, cackle, cackle!
[01:55] Sunomiya
    The demons are the true evil, Sana-neesan.
[02:00] President
    Yes.
[02:00] President
    It seems so.
[02:02] Sunomiya
    I will protect Senpai's love.
[02:06] Sunomiya
    To that end, I will become a monster myself!
[02:08] President
    Well said.
[02:10] President
    The time has come to fight for love!
[02:13] Sunomiya
    Yes!
SIGN    DON'T TOY WITH ME,
    MISS NAGATORO
SIGN    DON'T TOY WITH ME,
    MISS NAGATORO
SIGN    Wanna Do Something to Make It Not a Dry Run?
[04:03] Gamo
    Damn it!
[04:04] Gamo
    Where are they?!
[04:05] Yoshi
    Target lost!
[04:23] Nagatoro
    Senpai, Senpai!
[04:25] Senpai
    What?
[04:27] Senpai
    Stop it!
[04:31] Senpai
    I'm glad we got to see the
    penguins like she wanted.
[04:35] Nagatoro
    Senpai!
[04:36] Nagatoro
    Over here!
[04:47] Nagatoro
    You're so sus and creepy.
[04:49] Nagatoro
    Fifty points docked.
[04:55] Nagatoro
    Senpai!
[04:56] Nagatoro
    Look, garden eels!
[04:57] Nagatoro
    Garden eels!
[05:00] Senpai
    I get it.
[05:02] Senpai
    What is this, though?
[05:09] Senpai
    She says it's a practice date for me...
[05:13] Senpai
    but I feel more nervous than usual.
[05:18] Senpai
    And Nagatoro feels closer.
[05:39] Nagatoro
    Senpai.
[05:40] Nagatoro
    Don't you think there's something
    you should be doing right now?
[05:47] Senpai
    Y-You're hungry? Is that it?
[05:51] Nagatoro
    You're steadily losing points right now.
[05:55] Senpai
    D-Did I make a mistake?
[05:58] Nagatoro
    Figure it out yourself.
[06:03] Senpai
    You're tired?
[06:04] Nagatoro
    Ten points docked.
[06:05] Senpai
    Bored?
[06:06] Nagatoro
    Twenty points docked.
[06:09] Senpai
    Bathroom!
[06:09] Nagatoro
    Thirty points docked.
[06:12] Senpai
    What is it?
[06:14] Senpai
    I have no idea.
[06:26] Senpai
    Wh-Why are the friends and Sunomiya-kun
    and the President here?!
[06:31] Nagatoro
    Senpai, you're being pretty shifty-eyed.
[06:34] Nagatoro
    Have you figured out why
    you're losing points yet?
[06:37] Senpai
    Um, well...
[06:39] Nagatoro
    What? Are you even trying to think?
[06:42] Nagatoro
    Do you want to lose points?
[06:45] Senpai
    N-No...
[06:47] Senpai
    I'm not really...
[06:52] Nagatoro
    Wh-What?
[06:54] Senpai
    Th-This way!
[07:02] Nagatoro
    What's this, Senpai?
[07:04] Nagatoro
    Are you taking me somewhere naughty?
[07:08] Senpai
    I-I'm not!
[07:10] Nagatoro
    You're so aggressive. It's gross.
[07:13] Nagatoro
    A hundred points docked!
[07:15] Gamo
    He noticed us!
[07:16] Yoshi
    Run away!
[07:19] Sunomiya
    I won't let you!
[07:21] Gamo
    Th-The junior!
[07:23] Sunomiya
    I won't let you interfere with their date!
[07:25] Gamo
    H-Have you been following us this whole time?
[07:28] Yoshi
    Scary...
[07:30] Sunomiya
    I've come to protect Senpai's love!
[07:33] Gamo
    What?!
[07:35] Gamo
    Who do you think you are, mini bunny?!
[07:37] Yoshi
    Brat!
[07:39] Gamo
    What do we do?
[07:41] Gamo
    Wanna go?
[07:42] Yoshi
    Wanna?!
[07:45] President
    I've come to the assist,
    in the name of love.
[07:48] Gamo
    Crap! Bad news!
[07:50] Gamo
    Damn it! We're falling back!
[07:53] Yoshi
    Tactical retreat!
[07:54] President
    Don't let them get away.
[07:55] President
    Catch them!
[07:56] Sunomiya
    Understood!
[08:00] Senpai
    They aren't here, are they?
[08:02] Nagatoro
    Senpai, which one should we get?
[08:06] Senpai
    Um...
[08:07] Senpai
    I'll have a normal soft serve.
[08:11] Nagatoro
    I'll have...
[08:13] Nagatoro
    Wasabi soft serve.
[08:14] Senpai
    Wasabi?!
[08:15] Nagatoro
    I like spicy stuff.
[08:18] Senpai
    You must like a challenge.
[08:19] Nagatoro
    I do.
[08:21] Nagatoro
    Challenge everything, Senpai.
[08:33] Nagatoro
    Spicy!
[08:42] Nagatoro
    Senpai.
[08:45] Nagatoro
    Want a bite?
[08:48] Nagatoro
    Come on.
[08:49] Nagatoro
    Have some.
[08:50] Senpai
    I'll pass!
[08:52] Nagatoro
    What's wrong?
[08:54] Nagatoro
    You're acting so flustered.
[08:55] Nagatoro
    Is it because...
[08:57] Nagatoro
    you're afraid of an indirect kiss?
[09:02] Senpai
    N-No...
[09:03] Nagatoro
    Sheesh, you're in full virgin mode.
[09:07] Senpai
    I'm not!
[09:09] Senpai
    I-I just don't like spicy food.
[09:12] Nagatoro
    Hm...
[09:14] Nagatoro
    Maybe I'll just lick yours, then.
[09:21] Senpai
    No, no, no!
[09:22] Senpai
    I already had some of it!
[09:34] Nagatoro
    Well, Senpai?
[09:36] Nagatoro
    How does the indirect kiss taste?
[09:38] Senpai
    Wh-What do you even want me to say?
[09:41] Nagatoro
    Are you all right?
[09:43] Nagatoro
    You got my wasabi on yours.
[09:46] Senpai
    I-It's not so much that I can't eat it.
SIGN    DON'T TOY WITH ME,
    MISS NAGATORO
SIGN    DON'T TOY WITH ME,
    MISS NAGATORO
[10:07] Nagatoro
    Look at those huge jumps!
[10:11] Senpai
    Looks like we managed to lose them.
[10:24] Senpai
    It seems like there's a lot of
    couples here enjoying themselves.
[10:31] Senpai
    Nagatoro's not any less c-cute
    than anyone else, I think.
[10:39] Senpai
    But...
[10:43] Senpai
    I feel like I don't belong here with her.
[10:50] Nagatoro
    What's wrong, Senpai?
[10:52] Nagatoro
    Are you broken because
    you lost so many points?
[10:56] Senpai
    N-Nothing like that!
[10:58] Nagatoro
    Well, it's true that your point total
     is well into the negatives.
[11:07] Senpai
    But...
[11:32] Senpai
    W-Was that uncalled for?
[11:40] Nagatoro
    Senpai, don't you think you're
    acting a little too cool?
SIGN    Top Prize
SIGN    Second Prize
[12:10] Senpai
    That went by pretty fast.
[12:16] Nagatoro
    Now, then!
[12:18] Nagatoro
    Time to announce your final point total!
[12:23] Senpai
    Are we actually doing this?
[12:25] Nagatoro
    We are!
[12:27] Nagatoro
    Minus fifty points for fashion.
[12:29] Nagatoro
    Minus one hundred points for slouching.
[12:31] Nagatoro
    Minus one hundred points for being lanky.
[12:34] Nagatoro
    And two hundred more
    points lost along the way!
[12:39] Senpai
    That much?!
[12:41] Senpai
    I guess there's no redeeming myself.
[12:45] Nagatoro
    Th-Though, you tried your best
    before the ice cream, so...
[12:51] Nagatoro
    Plus two hundred points!
[12:54] Senpai
    Before the ice cream?
[12:57] Senpai
    Did I do something?
[13:06] Nagatoro
    Also...
[13:08] Nagatoro
    It was hilarious when you got drenched.
[13:11] Nagatoro
    Plus three hundred points!
[13:17] Nagatoro
    Now, your total score is...
[13:20] Nagatoro
    Brrrrrr...
[13:24] Nagatoro
    Tsss!
[13:26] Nagatoro
    Fifty points!
SIGN    50 Points
[13:29] Senpai
    I'm not sure what to think of that score.
[13:31] Nagatoro
    Oh, it's out of a thousand.
[13:34] Senpai
    So low!
[13:38] Nagatoro
    Well, don't give up.
    You're gonna have to keep improving.
[13:47] Gamo
    We've finally found them.
[13:50] Gamo
    They've got a good mood going.
[13:51] Gamo
    But we shall resort to force
    to protect Paisen's virginity!
[13:56] Gamo
    Let's go, Yoshi!
[13:59] Nagatoro
    And I guess, if I have time,
    I wouldn't mind helping you practice.
[14:08] Senpai
    Wh-What about you, then?
[14:12] Nagatoro
    What about me?
[14:14] Senpai
    Was that, like...
[14:19] Senpai
    G-Good practice for you?
[14:31] Nagatoro
    For me...
[14:35] Nagatoro
    That was the real thing.
[14:53] Senpai
    Me, too!
[14:58] Senpai
    I didn't intend for it
    to be a dry run, either.
[15:04] Nagatoro
    What's that supposed to mean?!
[15:07] Nagatoro
    Were you planning on a wet run?!
[15:11] Senpai
    D-Don't make it sound so weird!
[15:14] Nagatoro
    Okay...
[15:17] Nagatoro
    Wanna do something that'll
    make it not a dry run?
[15:27] Gamo
    All right, apprehend them!
[15:30] Gamo
    Don't mess this up, Yoshi!
[15:36] Gamo
    Yoshi.
[15:39] Yoshi
    Let's not.
[15:41] Yoshi
    Any more...
[15:44] Yoshi
    and we'll be cock blockers!
[15:47] Gamo
    Yoshi...
[15:54] Gamo
    Yeah, you're right.
[15:57] Gamo
    It'll be more fun watching them from afar.
[16:00] Gamo
    They won't have the guts
    to do it here, anyway.
[16:03] Yoshi
    Limpy!
[16:05] Gamo
    I never thought you would
    be the one to stop me.
[16:12] Sunomiya
    We've finally found you!
[16:16] Senpai
    Wh-What do you mean, make it not a dry run?
[16:22] Nagatoro
    Okay, quiz time!
[16:26] Nagatoro
    A. We hug.
[16:30] Nagatoro
    B. We kiss.
[16:33] Nagatoro
    Now, which is it?!
[16:36] Nagatoro
    Well? Well?
[16:38] Nagatoro
    Well?
[16:39] Senpai
    Y-You wouldn't go straight
    to a k-kiss, would you?
[16:44] Nagatoro
    Which means...
[16:46] Senpai; Nagatoro
    A hug?!
[16:49] Nagatoro
    Oh, fine.
[16:51] Nagatoro
    Okay, here you go.
[16:53] Senpai
    I-I don't know...
[16:55] Senpai
    Should we be doing that kind of thing here?
[17:01] Nagatoro
    What's wrong?
[17:02] Nagatoro
    I thought this wasn't a dry run.
[17:04] Nagatoro
    Was it just practice after all?
[17:08] Senpai
    I-I-If you're all right with it,
     I-I wouldn't mind.
[17:24] Gamo
    Seriously, you guys!
[17:26] Gamo
    I said we aren't going to do anything!
[17:28] Yoshi
    Go away!
[17:30] Sunomiya
    I don't believe you!
[17:31] Sunomiya
    We will lay our doubts to rest here and now!
[17:43] Gamo
    Please continue.
[17:44] Sunomiya
    As you were.
[17:53] Sunomiya
    We were just in the middle of practice!
[18:01] Gamo
    I'm sorry.
SIGN    Shop
SIGN    Sandwiches
SIGN    Cheese naans
SIGN    Hamburgers
[18:13] Sakura
    You love that stuff, Toro-chan.
[18:15] Nagatoro
    I've been hooked lately.
[18:18] Sakura
    I think I'll try it out next time.
[18:29] Sakura
    Can't you forgive them already?
[18:32] Sakura
    They didn't mean any harm.
[18:36] Sakura
    They just miss you because you haven't been
    hanging out with them lately, Toro-chan.
[18:42] Sakura
    Right?
[18:47] Nagatoro
    It's been a while since
    I ate in the club room.
[18:51] Nagatoro
    Wanna come?
[18:55] Gamo
    Let's go!
[18:57] Nagatoro
    Creepy! Creepy!
[19:04] Senpai
    No! I'll eat it by myself!
[19:07] Senpai
    Wait! Stop!
[19:09] Nagatoro
    Creep?
[19:14] Nagatoro
    Creepy, creepy!
[19:17] Senpai
    I-I was just...
[19:20] Gamo
    I like what you're doing there, mini bunny!
[19:27] Nagatoro
    So passionate.
[19:29] Nagatoro
    Did she make it for you?
[19:31] Senpai
    No!
[19:33] Sunomiya
    It's an apology.
[19:35] Sunomiya
    It's the least I could do.
[19:37] Sunomiya
    I put my whole soul into it.
[19:40] Nagatoro
    Oh?
[19:41] Nagatoro
    Your whole soul, huh?
[19:43] Senpai
    Y-You don't need to apologize.
[19:47] Nagatoro
    Good for you, being fed good food.
[19:54] Senpai
    S-Sunomiya-kun, that was
    delicious, but I'm all full—
[19:59] Senpai
    Full—
[19:59] Sunomiya
    You're still growing.
[20:01] Sunomiya
    You need to eat.
[20:02] Gamo
    Paisen's been trained with food.
[20:05] Sakura
    She's going to fatten him up.
[20:06] Yoshi
    Foie gras.
[20:12] Senpai
    I ate too much.
[20:14] Senpai
    Would you like French or Chinese tomorrow?
[20:19] Senpai
    My apologies continue for a week.
[20:25] Nagatoro
    Sunomiya-chan, he won't need any tomorrow.
[20:29] Nagatoro
    I'll be making his lunch.
[20:33] Nagatoro
    I mean, if Senpai absolutely insists, that is.
[20:39] Nagatoro
    Well, Senpai?
[20:40] Nagatoro
    Want some?
[20:43] Nagatoro
    Want some of my lunch?
[20:50] Senpai
    W-Well...
[20:53] Senpai
    Don't you have morning practice, Nagatoro?
[20:57] Senpai
    I don't want to be a nuisance.
[21:12] Nagatoro
    Whatever. You're right.
[21:16] Gamo
    Hey, Paisen.
[21:18] Gamo
    Stop trying to be courteous and—
[21:20] Senpai
    So tomorrow,
[21:23] Senpai
    I'll make lunch for you instead, Nagatoro.
[21:28] Senpai
    How about you make some for me the day after?
[21:34] Senpai
    I thought it might save you some
    trouble if it's every other day.
[21:41] Nagatoro
    Okay, fine, then.
[21:48] Nagatoro
    Are you really, really
    desperate for my lunch?
[21:59] Senpai
    I am.
[22:12] Senpai
    Okay, I'll make lunch tomorrow.
[22:19] Nagatoro
    Wanna finish what we started?
[22:22] Senpai
    What we started?
[22:24] Nagatoro
    The rest of the real date.
[22:27] Nagatoro
    Wanna?
[23:10] Nagatoro
    You're so creepily warm.