Season 2 - 2nd Attack

E1 - It's You and Me, Senpai~

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SIGN    Student Council Office
[00:04] Council President
    It's late.
[00:05] Council President
    The handwriting is messy.
[00:06] Council President
    You used the wrong format.
[00:08] Council President
    Do it over, dumbass.
[00:12] Mashiro
    My name is Mashiro Ai.
[00:14] Mashiro
    I'm a first-year high school student.
[00:16] Mashiro
    I've somehow become the
    student council secretary.
[00:20] Council President
    Are you listening to me?!
[00:22] Mashiro
    I-I'm listening, President!
[00:24] Council President
    Less yapping, more writing.
[00:27] Council President
    Want me to shut that mouth of yours?
[00:35] Mashiro
    I'm late!
[00:36] Mashiro
    I slept in because the president
    had me working late.
[00:44] Mashiro
    The president's in the middle of an exam.
SIGN    Student Council Office
[00:59] Council President
    It was a lapse in judgment.
[01:02] Council President
    I promise never to do it again.
[01:05] Council President
    So please...
[01:07] Mashiro
    Fine.
[01:09] Mashiro
    I won't tell anyone.
[01:11] Council President
    Secretary!
[01:14] Mashiro
    But in return...
[01:16] Council President
    In return?
[01:21] Mashiro
    From now on, you're going to do
    everything I tell you to, President.
[01:29] Council President
    What...?!
SIGN    From now on,
    you're going to
SIGN    do everything I tell you to...
SIGN    President
    ...♥
SIGN    What...?!
[01:31] Senpai
    What...?!
SIGN    Art Room
[01:36] Senpai
    Why is it...
SIGN    Slave of Love
[01:38] Senpai
    that this guy is so relatable?
[01:42] Senpai
    And the girl seems familiar...
SIGN    
    President...
[01:46] Nagatoro
    Senpai!
[01:47] Nagatoro
    'Sup?!
[01:51] Nagatoro
    I bought new loafers!
[01:53] Nagatoro
    I like sneakers for their comfort,
[01:57] Nagatoro
    but a high school girl's gotta be
    able to wear loafers, am I right?
[02:03] Nagatoro
    Ta-da!
[02:05] Nagatoro
    What do you think, Senpai?
[02:07] Nagatoro
    Is it electrifying?
[02:13] Senpai
    S-Sure, they look good.
[02:16] Nagatoro
    That's a weak reaction.
[02:22] Nagatoro
    Hey, is that Slave of Love?
[02:26] Nagatoro
    I didn't know you read shoujo manga, Senpai.
[02:29] Senpai
    Wh-What's wrong with that?
[02:31] Senpai
    I-I heard it's getting an anime adaptation,
    so I bought it out of curiosity.
[02:35] Nagatoro
    Oh, no.
[02:36] Nagatoro
    I never said there's anything wrong.
[02:38] Nagatoro
    I've been keeping up with it, too.
[02:40] Senpai
    Really?
[02:42] Nagatoro
    I mean, I don't normally read manga much.
SIGN    Slave of Love
SIGN    Anime adaptation announced!!
[02:46] Ai
    President, are you listening?
[02:46] Nagatoro
    But I feel weirdly close with
    the protagonist, Ai-chan.
[02:51] Nagatoro
    It cracks me up seeing the mega-sadistic
    four-eyes get all teary-eyed.
[02:56] Senpai
    I'm sure it does.
[02:57] Nagatoro
    I bet you'd get all teary-eyed if
    a girl did this kinda stuff to you.
[03:02] Senpai
    No, not really.
[03:04] Senpai
    It's nowhere near as bad as
    how someone toys with me.
[03:09] Senpai
    If you're so sure, why don't I hit
    you with some Slave of Love play?
[03:15] Nagatoro
    D-Do what you want.
[03:18] Nagatoro
    No manga skit is going to mess me up.
[03:21] Nagatoro
    Here.
[03:22] Senpai
    Nah, not Volume 1.
[03:24] Senpai
    They haven't gotten warmed up that early on.
[03:28] Nagatoro
    The latest volume, though...
SIGN    Ack...
SIGN    Sorry.
SIGN    Drip
[03:32] Senpai
    Sorry.
[03:38] Mashiro
    Lick it off with your tongue,
    Council President.
SIGN    Clean
    it
    with
    your
    tongue,
SIGN    President ♥
SIGN    Ugh...
[03:43] Nagatoro
    Shoe-licking play!
[03:45] Nagatoro
    Not bad for a shoujo manga!
[03:48] Senpai
    This protagonist's messed up!
[03:50] Senpai
    Th-This is taking it a little far.
[03:56] Nagatoro
    Oh, whoopsies.
[03:58] Nagatoro
    I got it on my loafer.
[04:01] Senpai
    Seriously, stop!
[04:21] Nagatoro
    Wait...
[04:28] Nagatoro
    S-Senpai...
[04:43] Nagatoro
    Th-Thanks, Senpai.
[04:45] Senpai
    Wh-Whatever.
SIGN    DON'T TOY WITH ME,
    MISS NAGATORO
SIGN    DON'T TOY WITH ME,
    MISS NAGATORO
SIGN    It's You and Me, Senpai~
SIGN    It's You and Me, Senpai~
[06:39] Senpai
    Nagatoro.
[06:46] Senpai
    Come to think of it...
[06:48] (Flashback) Nagatoro
    Senpai!
[06:50] (Flashback) Nagatoro
    Senpai!
[06:52] (Flashback) Nagatoro
    Let's go to the beach!
[06:59] Senpai
    Maybe for once, I should be the one to...
[07:06] Senpai
    No, no, no!
[07:07] Senpai
    Hold up. Hold up.
[07:09] Senpai
    What am I, a moth into the flame?
[07:13] Senpai
    Wise men stay clear of danger.
[07:17] Senpai
    Still, though...
[07:25] Nagatoro
    Creeper!
[07:26] Nagatoro
    What are you doing?
[07:27] Nagatoro
    Are you a stalker?
[07:29] Nagatoro
    Creeper! Creeper!
[07:29] Senpai
    N-No!
[07:33] Nagatoro
    Man, that was crazy, even for you.
[07:37] Nagatoro
    I could totally report you to the police.
[07:39] Nagatoro
    Moments away from an incident!
[07:42] Nagatoro
    You're lucky I'm a nice girl.
[07:45] Nagatoro
    It's my duty as a citizen to report you,
    but I'll give you a little bit of leeway.
[07:50] Senpai
    I-I wasn't...
[07:52] Senpai
    I just noticed you, so I thought
    I'd talk to you. That's all.
[08:02] Nagatoro
    I see.
[08:03] Nagatoro
    All right.
[08:04] Nagatoro
    I'll give you a lesson on how
    to talk to people, Senpai.
[08:10] Senpai
    I'm good.
[08:12] Nagatoro
    Don't be so shy.
[08:15] Nagatoro
    We're buddies, aren't we?
[08:23] Nagatoro
    Senpai!
[08:28] Nagatoro
    That's Type A.
[08:30] Nagatoro
    The most fundamental of all greetings.
[08:32] Senpai
    That's a rather violent greeting.
[08:35] Nagatoro
    What are you talking about?
[08:37] Nagatoro
    You're expressing true
    friendship through skinship.
[08:40] Nagatoro
    Next, Type B.
[08:41] Nagatoro
    Here we go!
[08:42] Senpai
    There's more?
[08:44] Nagatoro
    Obviously!
[08:45] Nagatoro
    Let's keep going!
[08:47] Nagatoro
    Senpai!
[08:51] Nagatoro
    Senpai!
[08:54] Nagatoro
    Senpai!
[08:56] Senpai
    Ow!
[08:58] Senpai
    Don't you have a more normal greeting?
[09:01] Nagatoro
    There's no such thing as a normal
    greeting for a high school girl.
[09:04] Senpai
    Really?
[09:05] Nagatoro
    Okay, last one. Here I go!
[09:08] Nagatoro
    The ultimate greeting.
[09:11] Nagatoro
    Se-n...
[09:15] Nagatoro
    pai!
[09:24] Nagatoro
    How's that, Senpai?
[09:26] Senpai
    No, err...
[09:27] Senpai
    Y-Y-You're too close!
[09:31] Nagatoro
    Nah, nah.
[09:32] Nagatoro
    This is totally normal for high school girls.
[09:35] Senpai
    N-No way.
[09:38] Senpai
    Damn it!
[09:39] Senpai
    She's totally messing with me.
[09:41] Nagatoro
    Okay, your turn, Senpai.
[09:44] Nagatoro
    Try one on me.
[09:46] Senpai
    No way!
[09:47] Senpai
    I'm not doing that!
[09:48] Nagatoro
    Senpai, you're a wuss.
[09:52] Senpai
    Shut up!
[09:53] Senpai
    I can't do it!
[09:54] Senpai
    S-S-Skinship with a girl?!
[09:57] Nagatoro
    I see.
[09:58] Nagatoro
    Maybe I'll tell everyone at school, then.
[10:01] Senpai
    T-Tell them what?
[10:03] Nagatoro
    That I glomped you, and you got hard.
[10:09] Nagatoro
    Ew, Senpai!
[10:11] Nagatoro
    You're so gross!
[10:12] Nagatoro
    All I did was hug you!
[10:15] Senpai
    Wh-What are you talking about?!
[10:17] Senpai
    I-I-I'm not actually...
[10:18] Nagatoro
    Everyone, get this!
[10:21] Nagatoro
    All I did was hug my senpai, and he—
[10:28] Nagatoro
    Senpai, you're a loser!
[10:31] Senpai
    Shut up!
[10:39] Senpai
    What if I actually...
[10:43] Senpai
    smacked her on the head right now?
[10:48] Senpai
    How would Nagatoro react?
[10:53] Senpai
    If I actually hugged her from behind...
[11:00] Senpai
    How would she react?
[11:03] Senpai
    No, no!
[11:04] Senpai
    What are you thinking?
[11:19] Senpai
    S-S-S-S-Sorry!
[11:28] Senpai
    Sorry.
[11:38] Gamo
    'Sup?!
[11:39] Yoshi
    'Sup?!
[11:40] Nagatoro
    'Sup?
[11:42] Senpai
    I knew it! High school girls
    just use normal greetings!
[11:47] Gamo
    What're you up to?
[11:48] Senpai
    Nothing.
[11:49] Gamo
    Let us join.
[11:51] Yoshi
    Join!
[11:53] Senpai
    I said we're not doing anything.
[11:55] Yoshi
    You suck.
[11:56] Gamo
    Oh, yeah.
[11:58] Gamo
    Are you down to do the thing
    after school, Hayacchi?
[12:00] Senpai
    The thing?
[12:03] Yoshi
    The thing!
[12:04] Senpai
    Oh.
[12:05] Senpai
    I'm down.
[12:06] Gamo
    All right, we're doing it.
[12:08] Nagatoro
    Senpai, let's go party.
[12:11] Senpai
    P-Party?
[12:13] Nagatoro
    That's right.
[12:14] Nagatoro
    The culture festival after-party.
[12:16] Gamo
    Okay, see you after school.
[12:17] Gamo
    I'll text you once I'm
    done dealing with stuff.
[12:19] Yoshi
    Text.
[12:20] Nagatoro
    Later.
[12:21] Gamo
    Later.
[12:22] Nagatoro
    Can't wait, huh, Senpai?
SIGN    DON'T TOY WITH ME,
    MISS NAGATORO
SIGN    DON'T TOY WITH ME,
    MISS NAGATORO
SIGN    Art Room
[12:49] Senpai
    The culture festival after-party...
[12:52] Senpai
    I'm sure it's at the usual
    family restaurant, but...
[12:55] Nagatoro
    Senpai...
[12:59] Nagatoro
    Is it just me, or is it cold today?
[13:02] Senpai
    The AC is messed up.
[13:04] Nagatoro
    Seriously?
[13:07] Senpai
    It's ancient, so...
[13:10] Nagatoro
    Well, whatever.
[13:11] Nagatoro
    This calls for...
[13:13] Nagatoro
    tights!
[13:15] Nagatoro
    It's winter soon, after all.
[13:17] Nagatoro
    I bought them the other day.
[13:19] Senpai
    Huh...
[13:20] Senpai
    I'm surprised, though.
[13:22] Senpai
    You didn't seem like the type to wear those.
[13:27] Nagatoro
    Are you saying I'm like a grade-school kid
    who wears shorts and short sleeves all year?
[13:32] Senpai
    No, not really, but...
[13:35] Senpai
    Girls wear skirts for their uniforms,
[13:37] Senpai
    so you'd think you'd be less
    prone to getting cold than guys.
[13:40] Nagatoro
    Senpai...
[13:42] Nagatoro
    Girls' fashion is all about grit!
[13:45] Nagatoro
    On windy days, on snowy days...
[13:48] Nagatoro
    Skirts are to be worn with willpower!
[13:51] Senpai
    Huh... That's rough.
[13:54] Nagatoro
    But sometimes we want warmth, too.
[14:08] Senpai
    I see...
[14:09] Senpai
    Tights, huh?
[14:11] Senpai
    You gotta do what you gotta do.
[14:17] Nagatoro
    "You gotta do what you gotta do"?
[14:24] Nagatoro
    What do you mean by,
    "You gotta do what you gotta do"?
[14:31] Nagatoro
    You mean you're disappointed, don't you?
[14:35] Nagatoro
    You're disappointed you don't get to
    see my bare legs anymore, aren't you?
[14:40] Senpai
    N-No!
[14:41] Nagatoro
    Senpai's obsessed with my bare legs!
[14:45] Nagatoro
    Ew! Creep!
[14:46] Senpai
    I'm not!
[14:48] Nagatoro
    Okay, you put these on me, then.
[14:52] Senpai
    What?!
[14:53] Senpai
    Wh-Why would I do that?
[14:55] Nagatoro
    So I can observe you up-close to see
    if you're obsessed with my bare legs.
[15:04] Nagatoro
    Come on, Senpai.
[15:06] Nagatoro
    Hurry up and put it on me.
[15:17] Nagatoro
    You're taking forever, Senpai.
[15:20] Nagatoro
    Couldn't you be a bit smoother?
[15:23] Nagatoro
    Oh, right, you can't. You're a virgin.
[15:27] Senpai
    Damn it...
[15:29] Senpai
    Just pretend I'm bagging a daikon
    radish and get it done quickly.
[15:38] Senpai
    So soft.
[15:40] Senpai
    It's nothing like a radish.
[15:43] Senpai
    It's soft and smooth, yet firm and supple.
[15:48] Senpai
    A girl's leg...
[15:50] Senpai
    Nagatoro's leg!
[16:00] Nagatoro
    What are you getting all tense about?!
[16:02] Nagatoro
    Hurry up and put it on, please!
[16:06] Senpai
    Clear your mind...
[16:10] Senpai
    So soft!
[16:12] Senpai
    No!
[16:13] Senpai
    Clear your mind...
[16:15] Senpai
    So soft!
[16:16] Senpai
    Clear your mind...
[16:23] Nagatoro
    That's enough!
[16:25] Nagatoro
    I'll finish putting it on myself!
[16:28] Senpai
    Okay!
[16:29] Senpai
    Okay, already!
[16:30] Nagatoro
    Your hand movements are way too pervy!
[16:34] Senpai
    I wasn't trying to...
[16:35] Senpai
    Ow, ow, ow!
[16:40] Nagatoro
    What do you think?
[16:43] Senpai
    I-I mean, they look okay, I guess.
[16:48] Nagatoro
    Senpai, do you have a tights fetish?
[16:51] Senpai
    N-No!
[16:56] Nagatoro
    Gamo-chan says they're ready to go.
SIGN    Fukkura Sushi
[17:04] Senpai
    I don't have much money.
[17:06] Nagatoro
    Don't worry.
[17:08] Nagatoro
    We have the money from our straps.
[17:10] Nagatoro
    You can eat all you want.
[17:12] Senpai
    R-Really?
[17:14] Sakura
    First bite's gotta be tuna, right?
[17:17] Yoshi
    Tuna!
[17:19] Nagatoro
    The smoked salmon's good.
[17:21] Yoshi
    Salmon!
[17:22] Gamo
    This is awesome.
[17:24] Gamo
    I haven't had sushi in forever.
[17:26] Yoshi
    Sushi!
[17:27] Senpai
    I feel so out of place.
[17:31] Senpai
    I guess I'll focus on eating.
[17:34] Nagatoro
    Senpai, get me a negi toro.
[17:37] Senpai
    S-Sure.
[17:39] Sakura
    Urchin for me.
[17:41] Gamo
    Fries for me.
[17:45] Nagatoro
    Bonito.
[17:47] Yoshi
    Karaage.
[17:50] Sakura
    Eel.
[17:53] Senpai
    Shoot!
[17:54] Senpai
    This seat's a trap!
[17:55] Nagatoro
    Tuna!
[17:56] Senpai
    The lane side is the slave's seat!
[17:56] Gamo
    Udon.
[18:00] Nagatoro
    Work!
[18:03] Senpai
    They invited me so they
    can work me to the bone!
[18:10] Nagatoro
    Senpai, what are you having next?
[18:13] Senpai
    Amberjack, maybe?
[18:22] Nagatoro
    Okay, amberjack. How much?
[18:25] Senpai
    Thanks.
[18:29] Nagatoro
    I'm going to treat you today.
[18:32] Nagatoro
    I mean...
[18:35] Nagatoro
    You were the one who worked the most
    at the school festival, Senpai.
[18:41] Nagatoro
    So you're the star of the show tonight.
[18:44] Nagatoro
    Star here!
[18:45] Nagatoro
    Treat him with respect, just for today.
[18:48] Gamo
    A'ight.
[18:49] Sakura
    Got it.
[18:50] Gamo
    Offerings for Paisen.
[18:52] Gamo
    Eat up, if you will.
[18:55] Yoshi
    Karaage.
[18:56] Sakura
    Have some salad, too.
[18:58] Senpai
    Th-Thank you.
[19:00] Sakura
    Senpai's more of a fish
    type, don't you think?
[19:04] Gamo
    Or an herbivore.
[19:05] Yoshi
    Sheep?
[19:06] Nagatoro
    You should eat tons of fatty stuff.
[19:09] Nagatoro
    You're such a twig.
[19:12] Senpai
    I guess I had the wrong idea about them.
[19:15] Senpai
    Looks like I can relax for today.
[19:17] Gamo
    Okay!
[19:19] Gamo
    Special service for Paisen.
[19:21] Gamo
    Put some salmon roe on top of the salmon...
[19:25] Gamo
    Ta-da!
[19:26] Gamo
    Salmon red caviar oyako sushi!
[19:31] Gamo
    Try it, Paisen.
[19:37] Senpai
    It's not bad.
[19:38] Senpai
    They're the same species, so it makes sense.
[19:41] Gamo
    Right?
[19:42] Gamo
    Doesn't it elevate it a bit?
[19:46] Yoshi
    I'm making some, too!
[19:49] Yoshi
    I put mayonnaise corn on
    top of a Hamburg steak sushi.
[19:52] Yoshi
    Give it a try.
[19:57] Senpai
    It's pretty trashy, but it's good.
[20:02] Sakura
    Me, too! Me, too!
[20:04] Sakura
    I put urchin on top of shrimp sushi.
[20:07] Sakura
    I call it gorgeous nigiri!
[20:13] Senpai
    Yum!
[20:19] Nagatoro
    Senpai!
[20:21] Nagatoro
    I'll make you a special, too.
[20:26] Nagatoro
    Take half the cod roe off
[20:28] Nagatoro
    and put soft roe on top.
[20:32] Nagatoro
    The cod roe and soft roe have a
    miraculous encounter in your stomach.
[20:36] Nagatoro
    The preggers sushi!
[20:38] Nagatoro
    You might get knocked up, Senpai!
[20:48] Yoshi
    Nasty.
[20:50] Gamo
    Yeah...
[20:51] Sakura
    Who makes dirty jokes with food?
[20:54] Gamo
    It's a sushi violation.
[20:57] Sakura
    Too far.
[20:58] Yoshi
    Sacrilege!
[20:59] Gamo
    Hayacchi does that sometimes.
[21:03] Sakura
    Cod roe and soft roe...
[21:06] Gamo
    Pregnant?
[21:15] Gamo
    Paisen went for it!
[21:18] Senpai
    Wait, this is good.
[21:21] Senpai
    The cod roe and soft roe go well together.
[21:24] Senpai
    It's good.
[21:28] Nagatoro
    See?
[21:30] Nagatoro
    That's Senpai for you.
[21:32] Nagatoro
    He's a creepy creeper, but he's got good taste.
[21:35] Nagatoro
    I have the approval of the star of the day!
[21:38] Nagatoro
    Whoo!
[21:40] Gamo
    Jeez, you're annoying.
[21:42] Sakura
    I'll make some, too.
[21:43] Sakura
    Yoshi, cod roe and soft roe, please.
[21:46] Nagatoro
    Don't copy me!
[21:48] Gamo
    Okay, I'll use soft roe and soft roe
    to make creepy creeper sushi.
[23:25] Nagatoro
    Points of improvement for today!
[23:27] Nagatoro
    Senpai, you were getting really
    excited seeing me in tights today.
[23:30] Senpai
    I-I wasn't!
[23:31] Nagatoro
    What about it turned you on?
[23:34] Senpai
    I guess the way the 80 denier fabric made it almost see-through, but not quite.
[23:37] Nagatoro
    Y-You creepy virgin!

E2 - You're Inviting Me, Senpai?!

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[00:11] Senpai
    That was pretty impressive.
[00:17] Nagatoro
    Senpai, say, "Ahh."
[00:19] Senpai
    Eh, I'll pass.
[00:21] Nagatoro
    Come on. Just do it.
[00:27] Nagatoro
    Give me a second.
[00:31] Nagatoro
    Okay, say, "Ahh."
SIGN    DON'T TOY WITH ME,
    MISS NAGATORO
SIGN    DON'T TOY WITH ME,
    MISS NAGATORO
SIGN    You're Inviting Me, Senpai?!
SIGN    You're Inviting Me, Senpai?!
[02:22] Senpai
    I'm just not feeling it lately.
[02:30] Senpai
    C-Club President?!
[02:36] Senpai
    Th-This is...
[02:39] President
    I knew it.
[02:41] President
    You've been slacking off lately.
[02:43] Senpai
    I'm sorry.
[02:45] President
    I'm not angry.
[02:47] President
    We've just finished the huge event
    that is the cultural festival.
[02:49] President
    You must be feeling burnt out.
[02:52] Senpai
    Right.
[02:54] President
    Do you remember what I said was the
    most important aspect of making art?
[02:59] Senpai
    Um...
[03:00] President
    Love.
[03:02] Senpai
    Uh-huh...
[03:04] President
    I'll give you this.
SIGN    Sakurayama Zoo
SIGN    Sakurayama Zoo
SIGN    Special Entry Ticket
SIGN    Special Entry Ticket
[03:08] Senpai
    A ticket for the zoo?
[03:10] President
    Do life drawings as you take
    in your natural surroundings.
[03:15] Senpai
    That might be a good idea.
[03:17] President
    When I'm exhausted from drawing
    college entrance pieces,
[03:20] ---
    I free myself in Mother Nature
    and refresh both mind and body.
[03:27] President
    The outdoors are great.
[03:28] Senpai
    I probably shouldn't make any comments.
[03:32] President
    Th-Thank you.
[03:34] President
    I'll check out the zoo.
[03:37] President
    Huh? But there are two here.
[03:40] Senpai
    Why don't you invite the cat-eared girl?
[03:43] Senpai
    She's here all the time
     despite not being part of the club.
[03:46] Senpai
    You may as well make her draw a little.
[03:48] Nagatoro
    Creepy, creepy, creepy-py.
[03:51] President
    Got it? Invite the cat-eared girl.
[03:55] President
    Make her come with you!
[03:57] Senpai
    Yes, ma'am!
[04:01] (Flashback) President
    Make her come with you!
SIGN    Sakurayama Zoo
SIGN    Recommendations
SIGN    Date Ideas
SIGN    Feed the Animals with Your Boyfriend
SIGN    Take Photos Together
[04:22] Nagatoro
    'Sup, Senpai?!
[04:23] Senpai
    'S-Sup?
[04:25] Nagatoro
    I've got time to kill,
    so I'm gonna hang out here.
[04:28] Senpai
    O-Okay.
[04:30] Nagatoro
    Whatcha been up to, Senpai?
[04:33] Senpai
    Nothing, really.
[05:01] Senpai
    No, no, no, no!
[05:02] Senpai
    Me? Invite a girl?
[05:03] Senpai
    Invite Nagatoro?!
[05:04] Senpai
    I can't do that!
[05:08] (Flashback) Nagatoro
    If there's somewhere you
    want to go with someone,
[05:12] (Flashback) Nagatoro
    you could always try asking them.
[05:19] Senpai
    Do you...
[05:23] Senpai
    like animals?
[05:26] Nagatoro
    Yeah!
[05:27] Nagatoro
    I love animals!
[05:28] Senpai
    I-I see.
[05:30] Nagatoro
    Why? Why? Why?
[05:32] Nagatoro
    What? What's up?
[05:33] Nagatoro
    What about animals?
[05:35] Senpai
    N-Nah...
[05:37] Senpai
    Animals aside...
[05:40] Nagatoro
    Aside...?
[05:42] Senpai
    Do you like drawing at all?
[05:47] Nagatoro
    Drawing?
[05:48] Nagatoro
    Not really.
[05:50] Senpai
    Oh.
[05:53] Nagatoro
    Wait, wait!
[05:54] Nagatoro
    I'm doing fine arts for my elective,
    though, so I do draw for class.
[06:02] Senpai
    I shall teach you.
[06:05] Senpai
    Wanna go to the zoo to do some sketching?
[06:11] Senpai
    That's so condescending.
[06:14] Senpai
    And imposing!
[06:18] Nagatoro
    Oh, actually, though,
    I'm not that good at drawing.
[06:23] Nagatoro
    You should teach me sometime, Senpai.
[06:27] Senpai
    So I'm going to the z-zoo.
[06:33] Nagatoro
    That came out of nowhere.
[06:36] Senpai
    Sorry.
[06:37] Nagatoro
    Sorry!
[06:38] Nagatoro
    Please continue.
[06:41] Senpai
    I have two tickets.
[06:44] Senpai
    The president gave me these.
[06:46] Nagatoro
    Uh-huh?
[06:47] Nagatoro
    And?
[06:50] Senpai
    I-If you have time,
    w-wanna go together this Sunday?
[07:00] Nagatoro
    You're inviting me, Senpai?
[07:02] Nagatoro
    You're so creepy!
[07:04] Nagatoro
    The zoo?!
[07:05] Nagatoro
    That's so hilarious!
[07:07] Nagatoro
    Creepy! Creepy!
[07:07] Senpai
    Y-You don't have to if you don't want to.
[07:14] Nagatoro
    Sure.
[07:18] Nagatoro
    Let's go, Senpai.
[07:22] Senpai
    O-Okay.
SIGN    ENTRANCE
[07:38] Nagatoro
    Senpai!
[07:41] Nagatoro
    I'm here.
[07:46] Nagatoro
    I haven't been to the zoo
    since elementary school.
SIGN    Soft Serve
[07:50] Senpai
    Me, neither.
[07:51] Nagatoro
    I'm kinda excited.
[07:53] Senpai
    Oh, yeah.
[07:56] Senpai
    I need to give you this first.
[07:58] Senpai
    Here.
[07:59] Senpai
    A sketchbook.
[08:03] Nagatoro
    What's this for?
[08:05] Senpai
    What do you mean, what's it for?
[08:08] Senpai
    Why else would I have made you come?
SIGN    C°m
SIGN    Come
[08:15] Senpai
    Come on, let's go.
[08:17] Senpai
    Now that we're here, we gotta draw lots.
[08:20] Senpai
    Muhhh...
[08:23] Senpai
    Ow!
[08:24] Senpai
    What was that for?!
SIGN    DON'T TOY WITH ME,
    MISS NAGATORO
SIGN    DON'T TOY WITH ME,
    MISS NAGATORO
[08:49] Nagatoro
    It's standing!
[08:52] Nagatoro
    Senpai!
[08:53] Nagatoro
    Kojiro-kun the red panda stood up!
[08:56] Nagatoro
    Holy crap!
[08:57] Nagatoro
    It's standing upright!
[09:14] Senpai
    Sorry.
[09:15] Senpai
    I never told you we would be life drawing.
[09:18] Nagatoro
    It's fine.
[09:20] Nagatoro
    I know you can be like that.
[09:25] Senpai
    I guess most people wouldn't really
    get that excited about life drawing.
[09:31] Senpai
    Sorry.
[09:32] Senpai
    We can just walk around instead if you want.
[09:38] Nagatoro
    Eh, it's okay.
[09:40] Nagatoro
    I wouldn't mind putting
    up with you for a day.
[09:42] Nagatoro
    It's a rare opportunity, after all.
[09:45] Nagatoro
    Let's draw!
[09:48] Senpai
    Oh.
[09:49] Senpai
    Good.
[09:50] Nagatoro
    But now that I am...
[09:53] Nagatoro
    You'd better teach me step by step,
    hand in hand, Senpai.
[09:57] Senpai
    R-Right.
[10:02] Nagatoro
    Senpai...
[10:05] Nagatoro
    Kojiro-kun won't stay still. I can't draw him.
[10:10] Senpai
    It's just a sketch.
[10:12] Senpai
    You don't have to make it too accurate.
[10:16] Senpai
    Just make a vague outline of the shapes.
[10:19] Senpai
    Make observations and draw in
    the bare minimum of details.
[10:28] Nagatoro
    It's Kojiro-kun!
[10:30] Senpai
    G-Give it a try, like that.
[10:37] Nagatoro
    Hand in hand.
[10:40] Nagatoro
    You promised you'd teach me
    each step hand in hand.
[10:44] Senpai
    Huh? Yeah.
[10:46] Nagatoro
    Well, take my hand and
    teach me how it's done.
[10:53] Senpai
    L-Like this?
[10:57] Nagatoro
    Yup!
[11:00] Nagatoro
    Come on, come on!
[11:02] Senpai
    W-Wait!
[11:03] Senpai
    I didn't mean that!
[11:05] Nagatoro
    What's wrong?
[11:07] Nagatoro
    Were you lying?
[11:09] Nagatoro
    Was that a big, fat lie?
[11:11] Senpai
    It wasn't!
[11:14] Nagatoro
    Meh.
[11:15] Nagatoro
    I didn't expect a virgin sea louse like you...
[11:19] Nagatoro
    to take a girl's hand to teach her anything.
[11:26] Senpai
    I-I can do that much!
[11:31] Nagatoro
    Okay.
[11:33] Nagatoro
    Please and thank you, Senpai.
[11:41] Senpai
    I-It's not a big deal.
    I'm just taking her hand.
[11:54] Senpai
    S-Something like this.
[11:57] Nagatoro
    Oh?
[11:58] Senpai
    M-Make broad outlines.
[12:00] Nagatoro
    Uh-huh.
[12:01] Senpai
    S-Sketch it out.
[12:04] Nagatoro
    Senpai, your voice is cracking.
[12:07] Senpai
    Th-Th-That's not really...
[12:10] Nagatoro
    That aside...
[12:12] Senpai
    That aside...?
[12:15] Senpai
    C-Compare the figure to your
    drawing and add details.
[12:20] Nagatoro
    Senpai, you're so floppy all of a sudden.
[12:24] Senpai
    Wh-What do you expect?!
[12:26] Senpai
    I'm drawing using someone else's hand!
[12:29] Nagatoro
    I know you are.
[12:32] Nagatoro
    Huh?
[12:33] Nagatoro
    That's it?
[12:34] Senpai
    I-I've done the broad strokes.
[12:38] Senpai
    Do the rest yourself.
[12:42] Nagatoro
    Thankies, Senpai!
[13:12] Nagatoro
    Now that we compare...
[13:15] Nagatoro
    I'm pretty bad at this.
[13:18] Senpai
    No, that's not true.
[13:22] Senpai
    You're getting better and better.
[13:24] Nagatoro
    Really? Am I?
[13:26] Senpai
    Y-Yeah.
[13:28] Nagatoro
    But yours are kinda...
[13:31] Nagatoro
    Lively? I think?
[13:37] Senpai
    A-Are they?
[13:38] Nagatoro
    So!
[13:40] Nagatoro
    What exactly is the trick?
[13:42] Senpai
    The trick?
[13:47] (Flashback) President
    Do you remember what I said was the
    most important aspect of making art?
[13:53] (Flashback) Senpai
    Um...
[13:55] (Flashback) President
    Love.
[14:00] Senpai
    So, like, an interest in what
    you're drawing, or something.
[14:04] Senpai
    Having positive emotions is important.
[14:07] Senpai
    I think.
[14:14] Nagatoro
    I'm going to the washroom.
[14:17] Senpai
    O-Okay.
[14:32] Woman A
    Man, zoos are so... y'know?
[14:35] Man B
    Stinky?
[14:36] Woman A
    Exactly.
[14:37] Man B
    The animal stench, right?
[14:39] Man B
    Also, shit.
[14:42] Woman A
    Gross, right?
[14:45] Woman A
    Holy crap, seriously.
[14:46] Man B
    H-Hey!
[14:49] Man B
    You're Hayacchi's senpai, aren't you?
[14:52] Senpai
    Huh? Er, yeah.
[14:54] Man B
    Remember me?
[14:55] Man B
    It's me.
[14:56] Man B
    We met at the park.
[15:00] Senpai
    I feel like we met somewhere,
    but I don't remember.
[15:04] Senpai
    I'm not good at remembering people's faces.
[15:07] Woman A
    Who's he?
[15:08] Woman A
    Do you know him?
[15:09] Man B
    No.
[15:10] Man B
    Someone who knows someone I know.
[15:11] Senpai
    Get lost already!
[15:14] Man B
    What's this?
[15:17] Man B
    Are you drawing?
[15:18] Woman A
    Really?
[15:20] Woman A
    Drawing at the zoo?
[15:21] Man B
    Club work, maybe?
[15:25] Senpai
    This calls for an emptying of the mind
    and patience until the storm passes.
[15:32] Woman A
    Wait, this is pretty good, isn't it?
[15:34] Man B
    Huh?
[15:35] Man B
    Although this one's pretty bad.
[15:41] Woman A
    Really?
[15:42] Man B
    Really.
[15:44] Woman A
    Holy crap, that's hilarious.
[15:46] Man B
    Right?
[15:47] Woman A
    That's way too crappy.
[15:51] Man B
    Must be a grade school kid's homework.
[16:00] Senpai
    D-Don't laugh at art that
    s-someone worked hard on!
[16:18] Man B
    Yo, what'd you say just now?
[16:21] Man B
    Tell me.
[16:23] Man B
    Tell me what you just said.
[16:27] Nagatoro
    I'm back, Senpai.
[16:41] Nagatoro
    'Sup?
[16:43] Woman A
    Oh, you're here.
[16:46] Man B
    'Sup?
[16:48] Nagatoro
    I drew that, you know.
[16:52] Man B
    Really?
[16:54] Woman A
    Oh, you did?
[16:55] Woman A
    Wow.
[16:56] Woman A
    I mean, this isn't all that bad, right?
[16:59] Man B
    Right?
[17:01] Man B
    It's kinda got mascot-y vibes, right?
[17:03] Nagatoro
    Nah, that was supposed to
    be a pretty serious drawing.
[17:08] Man B
    Really?
[17:09] Woman A
    That's hilarious.
[17:11] Senpai
    Anyway, that aside...
[17:13] Man B
    That aside?
[17:19] Nagatoro
    Did you need something from my senpai?
[17:26] Woman A
    Nah, nah!
[17:27] Woman A
    We were, like, "Dude, he's good!" Right?
[17:30] Man B
    Yeah, legit good.
[17:32] Woman A
    I mean, yours is good, too, Hayacchi,
    but Senpai's is, like, next level, right?
[17:38] Man B
    Yup, yup.
[17:39] Woman A
    He's so pro, right?
[17:41] Man B
    We were just looking at it like, damn!
[17:45] Nagatoro
    I know, right?
[17:49] Man B
    No, seriously.
[17:50] Man B
    It's awesome.
[17:51] Woman A
    Seriously.
[17:53] Man B
    Anyway, we'd better get going.
[17:56] Man B
    Later.
[17:57] Woman A
    Bye-bye!
[18:01] Senpai
    Th-Thanks.
[18:03] Nagatoro
    No worries.
[18:05] Nagatoro
    You're such a wimpy wimp.
[18:08] Nagatoro
    Wimpy wimp!
[18:10] Nagatoro
    Wimpy wimp!
[18:11] Nagatoro
    Wimpy wimp!
[18:14] Senpai
    Though...
[18:16] Senpai
    I have to do better.
[18:27] (Flashback) Senpai
    D-Don't laugh at art that
    s-someone worked hard on!
[18:43] Nagatoro
    Nah, I mean, I think that's
    a good look for you.
[18:48] Nagatoro
    It's a good look.
[18:52] Senpai
    Sure.
[18:53] Senpai
    Fine.
[18:54] Nagatoro
    Yup, yup.
[19:02] Nagatoro
    Well it's getting pretty late.
[19:04] Nagatoro
    Why don't we draw one more and call it a day?
[19:07] Senpai
    Okay.
SIGN    Zoo Map
[19:09] Nagatoro
    What should we draw?
[19:11] Senpai
    Let's see...
[19:14] Senpai
    Your favorite animal, then.
[19:18] Nagatoro
    Animal...
[19:24] Senpai
    What do you like?
[19:25] Nagatoro
    That one.
[19:31] Senpai
    You like sloths, huh?
[19:33] Nagatoro
    Nah, actually, anything's fine.
[19:36] Senpai
    Uh-huh...
[19:38] Nagatoro
    Come on, Senpai!
[19:40] Nagatoro
    Don't just stand there! Start drawing!
[19:43] Senpai
    Okay, okay!
[19:52] Senpai
    Why is she drawing from so far away?
[20:15] Nagatoro
    What are you doing, looking away?!
[20:17] Nagatoro
    Keep your eye on it and draw!
[20:20] Senpai
    R-Right.
[20:27] Senpai
    Okay.
[20:28] Senpai
    It looks pretty good.
[20:31] Senpai
    I'm done.
[20:32] Senpai
    What about you?
[20:33] Nagatoro
    Done.
[20:35] Nagatoro
    By the way, can you guess what I drew?
[20:38] Senpai
    The sloth, right?
[20:41] Nagatoro
    That's right, a sloth.
[20:44] Nagatoro
    But a specific kind of
    sloth that lives in Japan.
[20:48] Nagatoro
    The five-fingered sloth!
[20:51] Nagatoro
    It's so lazy and wimpy that
    it's about to go extinct.
[20:55] Nagatoro
    And it's got such a weak presence,
    it's extremely rare to spot it.
[21:00] Senpai
    There she goes again,
    drawing me just to toy with me!
[21:07] Senpai
    It's not good, but it's
    drawn really carefully.
[21:11] Senpai
    And...
[21:14] Senpai
    It's...
[21:15] (Flashback) President
    Do you remember what I said was the
    most important aspect of making art?
[21:20] (Flashback) President
    Love.
[21:26] President
    No, no, no!
[21:27] President
    What am I thinking?
[21:32] Nagatoro
    Why are you gazing at it for so long?
[21:34] Nagatoro
    You creep!
[21:36] Nagatoro
    Are you violating my drawing with your eyes?
[21:38] Senpai
    N-No!
[21:39] Nagatoro
    Look at you,
    violating my drawing of yourself.
[21:42] Nagatoro
    You're such a pervert.
[21:44] Senpai
    No!
[21:45] Nagatoro
    Jeez, Senpai, you're such a creepy creep!
[23:25] Nagatoro
    Points of improvement for today.
[23:27] Senpai
    I think you're the one who
    can stand to improve today.
[23:29] Nagatoro
    What?! What did I do?
[23:31] Senpai
    I think you had a misunderstanding.
[23:34] Nagatoro
    Misunderstanding between what and what?
[23:36] Nagatoro
    Well? Well, Senpai?
[23:38] Senpai
    I-I'm sorry!

E3 - Senpai... Were You... Listening to What I Said...?

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SIGN    Art Room
[00:11] Nagatoro
    That was a refreshing nap.
[00:14] Senpai
    You're treating this room
    like your own home.
[00:17] Nagatoro
    True.
[00:18] Nagatoro
    This is my second home.
[00:25] Nagatoro
    Sakura and the girls want to hang out.
[00:27] Nagatoro
    Toying with Senpai is fun,
    but I think I'll make it a girl-talk day.
[00:36] Nagatoro
    Later, Senpai!
[00:40] Senpai
    Girl talk...
[00:41] Senpai
    I wonder what they'd be talking about.
[00:48] Senpai
    I guess she'll come get it after school.
SIGN    DON'T TOY WITH ME,
    MISS NAGATORO
SIGN    DON'T TOY WITH ME,
    MISS NAGATORO
SIGN    Senpai... Were You... Listening to What I Said...?
SIGN    Senpai... Were You... Listening to What I Said...?
[02:33] Senpai
    The first-years' floor...
[02:36] Senpai
    I feel so out of place.
[02:38] Senpai
    Stay calm.
[02:40] Senpai
    Gotta give this back and
    get out of here quickly.
[02:43] Senpai
    Wait...
[02:45] Senpai
    Which class is she in?
[02:51] Orihara
    Need something?
[02:53] Senpai
    O-Oh, er, well...
[02:57] Senpai
    I'm looking for someone.
[02:59] Orihara
    Who?
[03:00] Senpai
    N-Nagatoro is her name.
[03:03] Orihara
    Nagatoro?
[03:05] Orihara
    She's not in my class.
[03:06] Senpai
    O-Okay.
[03:08] Senpai
    Thanks.
[03:09] Orihara
    Wait, hang on!
[03:12] Orihara
    Nagatoro...
[03:13] Orihara
    I think I've heard that name.
[03:17] Orihara
    What's her first name?
[03:21] Senpai
    Her name...
[03:23] Senpai
    Come to think of it...
[03:26] Senpai
    I can't believe...
[03:30] (Flashback) Gamo
    Hayacchi strips down for the team, too.
[03:34] Senpai
    H-Haya...
[03:36] Senpai
    Haya...
[03:37] Orihara
    Oh, Hayacchi!
[03:39] Orihara
    Right, right.
[03:40] Orihara
    Yeah, now I remember her last name.
[03:43] Orihara
    Hayacchi is in Class 1-C.
[03:45] Senpai
    Th-Thanks.
[03:48] Senpai
    Haya...
[03:50] Senpai
    Haya...
[03:51] Senpai
    Haya-what, I wonder?
[04:00] Senpai
    She's not here.
[04:03] Senpai
    What do I do?
[04:04] Senpai
    I look suspicious standing here.
[04:07] Gamo
    Nice! Those are some good punches.
[04:10] Senpai
    The friends!
[04:11] Senpai
    Now what?
[04:13] Senpai
    Do I give this to the friends and leave?
[04:16] Senpai
    Although if they catch me...
[04:19] Gamo
    Come on, Paisen, stick around for a while.
[04:22] Yoshi
    Stick around!
[04:24] Senpai
    Time to get out of here.
[04:26] Sakura
    So, anyway...
[04:28] Sakura
    More friends this way, too!
[04:34] Rabi
    'Sup?!
[04:35] Gamo
    Hey.
[04:37] Sakura
    Have you had lunch yet?
[04:38] Gamo
    I'm about to eat now.
[04:40] Rabi
    We'll be chilling in class, then.
[04:45] Sakura
    Wanna go to the window side?
[04:48] Senpai
    What the hell am I doing?
[04:50] Rabi
    Where's Hayacchi?
[04:51] Sakura
    She said she's coming.
[04:52] Nagatoro
    I'm here!
[04:55] Senpai
    Nagatoro!
SIGN    Tomato Juice
[04:57] Nagatoro
    Got Royal Tomato Juice!
[05:00] Sakura
    Here we go with your weird drinks again.
[05:02] Rabi
    You really like tomato juice, huh?
[05:07] Sakura
    Rabi-chan got a boyfriend, apparently.
[05:10] Nagatoro
    For real?!
[05:11] Nekopa
    For real?!
[05:12] Sakura
    For real. The chad guy.
[05:18] Nagatoro
    But she said she couldn't stand chad types.
[05:20] Rabi
    He doesn't count.
    He's the good type of chad.
[05:24] Nekopa
    Look at her, being so casual.
[05:25] Nekopa
    Like she's already won at life.
[05:27] Rabi
    He's good-looking, so...
[05:29] Rabi
    You can get away with most
    things if you're good looking.
[05:32] Nagatoro
    Nah, that doesn't really cut it for me.
[05:36] Sakura
    Well anyway, congratulations
    on getting a boyfriend.
[05:40] Senpai
    I need to sneak out at some point.
[05:43] Senpai
    Or I'm going to be stuck
    here until school's over.
[05:45] Nekopa
    So, what are your types?
[05:48] Nekopa
    I like dependable guys. For sure.
[05:51] Sakura
    I'm pretty accommodating,
    so I'm okay with any type.
[05:56] Nekopa
    So you're a whore.
[05:58] Sakura
    I can handle any kind of ball.
[06:00] Sakura
    Call me the guardian angel.
[06:04] Nagatoro
    The only problem is that she
    ends up crushing on everyone.
[06:07] Nekopa
    What about you, Hayacchi?
[06:12] Sakura
    You weren't really the dating type before.
[06:16] Nekopa
    These days, you're pretty girly.
[06:19] Rabi
    Right?
[06:20] Nagatoro
    No way. No, I'm not.
[06:22] Nekopa
    Come on! What's your type?
[06:23] Senpai
    Shoot!
[06:25] Senpai
    I shouldn't be listening in on this.
[06:25] Rabi
    Come on!
[06:28] Nagatoro
    Me?
[06:31] Nagatoro
    Well...
[06:39] Nagatoro
    Someone I like hanging out with, I guess.
[06:57] Nekopa
    So plain.
[06:58] Sakura
    Yeah.
[06:59] Sakura
    Especially for Toro-chan.
[07:01] Rabi
    I don't think a normal
    guy can keep up with you.
[07:04] Nagatoro
    Wh-Why do you care?!
[07:07] Nagatoro
    Huh?
[07:08] Sakura
    What's wrong?
[07:10] Nagatoro
    I can't find my phone.
[07:11] Rabi
    For real?
[07:12] Nekopa
    Did you drop it?
[07:15] Sakura
    Maybe it's in the club room.
[07:16] Nagatoro
    Oh, yeah, maybe.
[07:18] Rabi
    Speaking of which, I heard you're
    spending time in a club room these days.
[07:24] Nekopa
    I know.
[07:25] Nagatoro
    S-So what if I am?
[07:27] Rabi
    Is it a guy?
[07:32] Nekopa
    It's a guy!
[07:33] Nekopa
    A guy!
[07:33] Nagatoro
    N-No!
[07:41] Sakura
    What was that?
[07:42] Sakura
    I heard a noise just now.
[07:44] Rabi
    Scary.
[07:45] Rabi
    Is it a poltergeist?
[07:47] Nekopa
    Or a ghost?
[07:48] Nagatoro
    Of course not.
[07:49] Rabi
    Be careful, Hayacchi.
[07:52] Nagatoro
    Trust me, it's nothing.
[08:08] Nagatoro
    What are you doing?
[08:14] Nagatoro
    You brought it here for me?
[08:18] Sakura
    Hey, did you find anything?
[08:21] Nagatoro
    Huh? No.
[08:22] Nagatoro
    Wait, I see Sakura's guardian spirit!
[08:25] Nekopa
    For real?
[08:26] Rabi
    For real?
[08:28] Sakura
    You do, huh? She's a courtesan, you know.
[08:34] Nagatoro
    Senpai, that was actually creepy.
[08:38] Nagatoro
    You were the Abominable Locker Monster.
[08:40] Senpai
    Sorry.
[08:41] Senpai
    It just kinda happened.
[08:43] Nagatoro
    Anyway, it's fine.
[08:46] Nagatoro
    Thanks for returning my phone.
[08:49] Senpai
    Bye.
[08:51] Nagatoro
    Senpai.
[08:59] Nagatoro
    Were you listening to what I said?
[09:06] Senpai
    What are you talking about?
SIGN    For real?!
SIGN    For real?!?!
SIGN    DON'T TOY WITH ME,
    MISS NAGATORO
SIGN    DON'T TOY WITH ME,
    MISS NAGATORO
[09:26] Senpai
    The school marathon is tomorrow.
[09:30] (Flashback) Nagatoro
    Come after me if you're that upset!
[09:34] (Flashback) Nagatoro
    Right, Maggot-senpai?
[09:37] Senpai
    I gotta try to impress her for once.
[09:43] Student
    I won't leave you behind. Don't worry.
[09:46] Sensei
    I hope you all remember the course.
[09:48] All
    Yes.
[09:50] Sensei
    We're going to be outside.
    Don't make a lot of noise.
[09:52] All
    Okay.
[09:55] Senpai
    Seems like my foot's okay.
[09:57] Senpai
    Oh, where's Nagatoro?
[10:05] Sensei
    Ready...
[10:08] Senpai
    Everyone's sprinting so hard.
[10:11] Senpai
    I'm gonna go at my own pace.
[10:12] Nagatoro
    Senpai!
[10:21] Senpai
    Let's race, Senpai.
[10:24] Nagatoro
    R-Race?
[10:26] Gamo;Yoshi;Sakura
    Race!
[10:29] Senpai
    I-I'm not gonna race.
[10:31] Senpai
    I'll just run at my own pace.
[10:34] Nagatoro
    I know you're slow,
    but you might win if you keep it up.
[10:40] Sakura
    Like the tortoise and the hare.
[10:42] Gamo
    You might catch us off guard. Who knows?
[10:45] Yoshi
    A nap?
[10:46] Nagatoro
    Like the hare?
[10:48] Senpai
    N-Nah, you lot are more like cats than hares.
[10:52] Sakura
    "You lot"!
[10:54] Yoshi
    Toro Cats!
[11:08] Nagatoro
    The hare!
[11:10] Yoshi
    Cosplay?!
[11:11] Senpai
    N-No, the president is just
    doing it as performance art.
[11:17] Gamo
    We're gonna have to put our
    race with Paisen on hold!
[11:20] Sakura
    Beat the hare!
[11:23] Nagatoro;Yoshi;Gamo;Sakura
    Yeah!
[11:24] Senpai
    S-Sure, good luck, I guess.
[11:27] Senpai
    The president's a good athlete,
    so you're going to have a hard time.
[11:32] Nagatoro
    What are you talking about?
[11:35] Nagatoro
    It's the turtle that
    goes up against the hare!
[11:39] Senpai
    I can't!
[11:40] Senpai
    There's no way I can beat her!
[11:42] Nagatoro
    You can!
[11:44] Nagatoro
    We just need to ram all
    of our power into you!
[11:50] Nagatoro
    No rest for the turtle!
[11:58] Nagatoro
    Our booster...
[11:59] Sakura
    ...got separated.
[12:02] Gamo
    You could have gone.
[12:03] Yoshi
    It was blinking.
[12:05] Sakura
    Don't mind us. Just keep going.
[12:08] Gamo
    Go! And catch her!
[12:11] Yoshi
    That's a death flag!
[12:12] Nagatoro
    G-Guys...
[12:14] Nagatoro
    We got this!
[12:16] Nagatoro
    Let's go, Senpai!
[12:18] Senpai
    S-Stop pushing!
[12:21] Senpai
    I'll run as hard as I can.
[12:22] Nagatoro
    Oh, fine.
[12:32] Nagatoro
    You've been practicing, huh, Senpai?
[12:36] Senpai
    C-Can you tell?
[12:38] Nagatoro
    That's not a bad effort, coming from you.
[12:44] Nagatoro
    Even though it's a creepy, squiggly run.
[12:47] Senpai
    I-I'm not that bad!
[12:49] Nagatoro
    Nah, you're that bad.
[12:51] Nagatoro
    Squiggly, squiggly, squiggly, squiggly!
[12:55] Senpai
    Damn it, this kid...
[13:02] Nagatoro
    Senpai?
[13:05] Nagatoro
    What's wrong?
[13:07] Senpai
    Nothing, just my ankle...
[13:10] Nagatoro
    Is it sprained?
[13:11] Senpai
    No, well...
[13:13] Senpai
    It's not really that bad.
[13:15] Senpai
    I just twisted it a bit yesterday.
[13:18] Senpai
    You go ahead, Nagatoro.
[13:20] Senpai
    I'll take it slow.
[13:24] Senpai
    H-Hey!
[13:26] Nagatoro
    Let's get back to the school, Senpai.
[13:30] Senpai
    It's fine!
[13:31] Senpai
    You don't need to do that for me.
[13:33] Senpai
    You can leave me here.
[13:35] Nagatoro
    Are you trying to be
    considerate or something?
[13:36] Nagatoro
    You don't get to do that, Senpai.
[13:38] Senpai
    N-No, it's not that I'm being considerate...
[13:41] Nagatoro
    Quit groaning and let's go, Senpai!
[13:53] Nagatoro
    This feels like a scene from a movie, huh?
[13:57] Senpai
    A movie?
[13:58] Nagatoro
    Like a war movie or something.
[14:01] Soldier A
    I'm not gonna make it.
[14:03] Soldier A
    Leave me behind.
[14:05] Soldier B
    Don't be stupid.
[14:07] Nagatoro
    And they make it home together.
[14:12] Nagatoro
    You know what I mean?
[14:14] Nagatoro
    It's a thing, right?
[14:16] Senpai
    Sure, yeah.
[14:21] Senpai
    Man, I can never understand
    Nagatoro's behavior.
[14:26] (Flashback) Nagatoro
    I know you're slow,
    but you might win if you keep it up.
[14:32] Senpai
    She's messing with me and joking
    around one moment, and...
[14:48] Senpai
    It's starting to hurt a lot.
[15:00] Nagatoro
    Hop on.
[15:02] Nagatoro
    I'll carry you.
[15:04] Senpai
    N-No, that's going too far.
[15:09] Senpai
    Are you feeling responsible?
[15:14] Senpai
    I mean, for my foot.
[15:17] Nagatoro
    Not really.
[15:18] Nagatoro
    It's nothing like that.
[15:20] Nagatoro
    It's because this is faster.
[15:23] Nagatoro
    Hurry.
[15:24] Nagatoro
    Just shut up and do as I say,
    wimpy Turtle-senpai.
[15:29] Senpai
    E-Err...
[15:31] Senpai
    I really don't know about
    climbing on a girl's back.
[15:37] Nagatoro
    Don't underestimate me.
[15:40] Nagatoro
    Carrying a twiggy bean
    sprout like you is nothing.
[15:45] Senpai
    No, but...
[15:46] Nagatoro
    Just do it!
[15:52] Senpai
    O-Okay.
[16:10] Senpai
    Th-This is embarrassing.
[16:12] Senpai
    And I feel really guilty.
[16:17] Senpai
    And she's so tiny...
[16:22] Senpai
    You're amazing, Nagatoro.
[16:28] Nagatoro
    This is nothing.
[16:29] Nagatoro
    Nothing!
[16:32] Senpai
    I-It's okay. I'll get off.
[16:34] Nagatoro
    No!
[16:35] Nagatoro
    Not until we beat that rabbit!
[16:37] Senpai
    Let me down!
[16:41] Senpai
    I don't want to risk getting you hurt.
[16:47] Senpai
    Please.
[16:52] Gamo
    That was slick!
[16:54] Gamo
    Especially for you, Paisen.
[16:56] Yoshi
    Yo!
[16:56] Nagatoro
    Guys.
[16:58] Gamo
    We'll take over from here.
[17:00] Gamo
    Take a slow-ass turtle...
[17:04] Gamo
    put boosters on it...
[17:07] Gamo
    and it'll fly!
[17:09] Senpai
    Y-You're going too fast!
[17:11] Gamo
    Don't sweat it!
[17:13] The Friends
    Don't sweat it!
[17:19] President
    The cat-eared girl and her
    friends were no match for me.
[17:25] Nagatoro
    Prepare yourself, hare!
[17:32] Nagatoro
    She's fast.
[17:34] Nagatoro
    Is this the end?
[17:35] Gamo
    Not yet!
[17:36] Gamo
    Yoshi!
[17:37] Yoshi
    Roger!
[17:38] Yoshi
    Change formation!
[17:43] Yoshi
    Slipstream!
SIGN    Slipstream
[17:47] Senpai
    She's blocking the wind.
[17:50] Senpai
    We're going faster!
[17:59] Nagatoro
    The tortoise beat the hare, Senpai!
[18:03] Senpai
    Y-Yeah!
[18:08] Sensei
    Disqualified.
[18:12] Senpai
    That's fair.
[18:30] Senpai
    Nagatoro hasn't been in here for two days.
[18:36] Senpai
    She isn't messaging me, either.
[18:39] Senpai
    O-Oh, no...
[18:41] Nagatoro
    Senpai...
[18:43] Nagatoro
    I can't believe you were
    eavesdropping from the locker.
[18:46] Nagatoro
    You're way too creepy.
[18:49] Nagatoro
    I'm not coming anymore.
[18:52] Senpai
    I-I should ask her what's up.
SIGN    How?
SIGN    Creep
SIGN    So?
SIGN    How?
SIGN    So?
[19:01] Senpai
    So...
[19:02] Senpai
    So what?!
[19:08] Gamo
    Jeez, Yoshi!
[19:10] Gamo
    Friends punch! Friends punch!
[19:19] Senpai
    H-Hey!
[19:22] Gamo
    Oh, Paisen.
[19:24] Gamo
    Don't scare me like that.
[19:26] Senpai
    Sorry.
[19:26] Yoshi
    Don't.
[19:27] Gamo
    You've never said hi to us before.
[19:32] Yoshi
    A rarity.
[19:37] Gamo
    What's this beat for?!
[19:38] Yoshi
    For real!
[19:40] Nagatoro
    N-Nah, I just haven't seen Nagatoro
    in a while, so I was wondering...
[19:47] Gamo
    Are you worried?
[19:48] Yoshi
    You're at that age?
[19:49] Senpai
    N-No, not really.
[19:53] Senpai
    Actually...
[19:55] Senpai
    Yeah.
[19:57] Gamo
    She's at home with a cold.
[19:59] Senpai
    I-Is she all right?
[20:02] Gamo
    Yeah.
[20:03] Gamo
    She's mostly better already.
[20:04] Gamo
    She said she should be back tomorrow.
[20:06] Senpai
    O-Okay.
[20:09] Gamo
    Paisen, do you know where she lives?
[20:12] Senpai
    Y-Yeah, I do.
SIGN    Trigonometric Functions
SIGN    Equations Involving 180 - Θ
SIGN    Trigonometric Identities
SIGN    Use 1 and 2 to prove that 3 is true.
[20:15] Gamo
    Here. Take this.
[20:17] Senpai
    Huh?
[20:18] Gamo
    Give this to her.
[20:20] Gamo
    Bye.
[20:20] Yoshi
    Bye.
[20:22] Gamo
    Thanks, Paisen.
[20:23] Yoshi
    Thanks!
[20:28] Senpai
    Here I am.
[20:30] Senpai
    The Nagatoro House.
[20:33] Senpai
    And I bought a gift.
[20:45] Senpai
    No one's answering.
[20:47] Senpai
    N-No!
[20:49] Nagatoro
    Senpai...
[21:06] Anetoro
    You there, hold still.
[21:09] Anetoro
    I'm gonna report you real quick.
[21:11] Senpai
    N-No! Err...
[21:13] Senpai
    S-S-Sorry!
[21:15] Senpai
    I j-just thought she
     might have passed out!
[21:18] Anetoro
    Sure, sure.
[21:19] Anetoro
    You can tell the police all about it.
[21:21] Senpai
    I-I-I'm from school!
[21:24] Senpai
    I b-brought her homework!
[21:26] Senpai
    And a gift!
[21:28] Anetoro
    You...
[21:29] Anetoro
    Are you Senpai-kun?
[21:34] Senpai
    Yes. Probably.
[21:37] Anetoro
    I see, I see.
[21:39] Anetoro
    So you're the one.
[21:42] Anetoro
    You came to check up on my kid sister, huh?
[21:45] Anetoro
    Thanks.
[21:47] Senpai
    Kid sister...
[21:49] Senpai
    Anetoro?!
[23:25] Gamo
    Points of improvement for today!
[23:27] Gamo
    That was some good running today, Paisen.
[23:29] Yoshi
    Lightning!
[23:30] Sakura
    You looked good.
[23:31] Senpai
    F-Friends...
[23:32] Senpai
    Thanks.
[23:33] Gamo
    Should we go with no points
    of improvement this time?
[23:36] Anetoro
    Oh?
[23:36] Anetoro
    What about the trespassing?
[23:38] Yoshi
    New character!

E4 - Why Don't You Come Inside, Senpai-kun?

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SIGN    Autumn Oden Festival On Now
SIGN    Buy 2 selected
    products
    for a bonus!
SIGN    Puttsun Pudding
[00:35] Anetoro
    You there, hold still.
[00:39] Anetoro
    I'm gonna report you real quick.
[00:41] Senpai
    N-No! Err...
[00:43] Senpai
    S-S-Sorry!
[00:45] Senpai
    I j-just thought she
     might have passed out!
[00:48] Anetoro
    Sure, sure.
[00:49] Anetoro
    You can tell the police all about it.
[00:52] Senpai
    I-I-I'm from school!
[00:54] Senpai
    I b-brought her homework!
[00:56] Senpai
    And a gift!
[00:58] Anetoro
    You...
[00:59] Anetoro
    Are you Senpai-kun?
[01:04] Senpai
    Yes. Probably.
[01:07] Anetoro
    I see, I see.
[01:09] Anetoro
    So you're the one.
[01:12] Anetoro
    You came to check up on my kid sister, huh?
[01:15] Anetoro
    Thanks.
[01:17] Senpai
    Kid sister...
[01:19] Senpai
    Anetoro?!
[01:21] Anetoro
    Why don't you come inside,
[01:25] Anetoro
    Senpai-kun?
SIGN    DON'T TOY WITH ME,
    MISS NAGATORO
SIGN    DON'T TOY WITH ME,
    MISS NAGATORO
SIGN    Why Don't You Come Inside, Senpai-kun?
SIGN    Why Don't You Come Inside, Senpai-kun?
[03:05] Anetoro
    Sorry, she's still asleep.
[03:08] Senpai
    I-It's fine.
[03:10] Anetoro
    Have some tea and stick around for a while.
[03:13] Senpai
    Th-Thank you.
[03:16] Anetoro
    I've heard all kinds of things about you.
[03:20] Senpai
    I-I see.
[03:22] Anetoro
    That you're doing naughty things.
[03:26] Senpai
    N-N-No way! I'm n-n-not!
[03:31] Anetoro
    I'm kidding.
[03:35] Anetoro
    I heard you're really amusing, Senpai.
[03:38] Senpai
    R-Really...
[03:51] Anetoro
    Are you curious?
[03:53] Senpai
    N-No.
[03:55] Senpai
    Not really.
[03:59] Anetoro
    I was actually going to tell
    you all kinds of stuff.
[04:05] Anetoro
    All about her this and
    that and everything else.
[04:10] Anetoro
    Don't you want to find out?
[04:17] Senpai
    I've never had much interest in people.
[04:24] Senpai
    I'd always be content
    so long as I could draw.
[04:56] Anetoro
    Well? Tell me.
[05:00] Anetoro
    Aren't you interested?
[05:03] Senpai
    I-I guess.
[05:06] Senpai
    I guess...
[05:08] Anetoro
    You guess?
[05:09] Senpai
    I-I'm interested.
[05:14] Nagatoro
    Onee-chan, did you buy me pudding?
[05:32] Nagatoro
    Jeez!
[05:34] Nagatoro
    Why are you even here?!
[05:36] Nagatoro
    Couldn't you have said something first?!
[05:38] Nagatoro
    By phone or by text?!
[05:40] Senpai
    No, you didn't reply to my message, so...
[05:42] Nagatoro
    I was sleeping!
[05:44] Senpai
    S-Sorry.
[05:47] Anetoro
    Hey, now.
[05:48] Anetoro
    Senpai-kun's here to see if you're all right.
[05:51] Anetoro
    You shouldn't talk to him like that.
[05:54] Nagatoro
    Stay out of this, Onee-chan.
[05:56] Nagatoro
    Where's the dryer?
[05:58] Senpai
    On the shelf upstairs.
SIGN    Click
SIGN    Vweeee
SIGN    Fzzz
[06:03] Anetoro
    Sorry she's so noisy, Senpai-kun.
[06:07] Senpai
    I-It's okay.
[06:09] Senpai
    I feel like I really shouldn't be here.
[06:13] Senpai
    How's her cold?
[06:16] Anetoro
    Oh, her fever's been gone since yesterday.
[06:19] Anetoro
    She's fine now.
[06:21] Anetoro
    I told her to stay home
    one more day just in case.
[06:27] Nagatoro
    Hi, Senpai.
[06:31] Senpai
    H-Hey.
[06:32] Anetoro
    I have some good news for
    my cranky little sister.
[06:37] Nagatoro
    Shut up, Onee-chan!
[06:39] Anetoro
    Calm down.
[06:40] Anetoro
    This chemistry set of a pudding that
     I bought at the convenience store earlier...
[06:44] Anetoro
    has evolved into this firmer,
    more authentic pudding.
[06:49] Nagatoro
    The Lawman pudding!
[06:51] Anetoro
    Senpai-kun brought it as a gift.
[06:54] Anetoro
    Now, cheer up, already.
[06:59] Anetoro
    Oh, you're so stubborn.
[07:02] Anetoro
    Fine.
[07:05] Anetoro
    Well, then...
[07:06] Anetoro
    We can take this authentic pudding...
[07:08] Anetoro
    Top it with some fruit...
[07:11] Anetoro
    Decorate it with whipped
    cream and ice cream...
[07:14] Anetoro
    And we have Onee-chan's
    special pudding à la mode!
[07:19] Anetoro
    Go on.
[07:21] Nagatoro
    W-Well, I shouldn't waste food,
    so I guess I'll eat it.
[07:25] Senpai
    She's completely playing Nagatoro.
[07:28] Senpai
    Beware Anetoro.
[07:30] Anetoro
    Here you are, Senpai-kun.
[07:32] Senpai
    Oh, thank you.
[07:34] Anetoro
    Come on. Have a seat.
[07:37] Anetoro
    Why don't we take this opportunity
    to talk about everything?
[07:42] Anetoro
    Over some pudding.
[07:45] Anetoro
    Right?
[07:47] Senpai
    Anetoro's got the same aura as Nagatoro.
[07:53] Nagatoro
    We're eating in my room, Senpai.
[07:56] Senpai
    O-Okay.
[07:58] Nagatoro
    Don't come with us, Onee-chan.
[08:00] Anetoro
    You're so mean.
[08:02] Anetoro
    You're making your sister lonely.
[08:04] Nagatoro
    You're just going to talk about
    stuff no one needs to hear.
[08:09] Anetoro
    Oh, fine.
[08:11] Nagatoro
    Come on, let's go, Senpai.
[08:19] Senpai
    I haven't been in Nagatoro's room for a while.
[08:24] Senpai
    But...
[08:30] Senpai
    Um, I'm sorry.
[08:33] Senpai
    I mean, I came unannounced.
[08:36] Nagatoro
    I-It's not your fault, Senpai.
[08:39] Nagatoro
    It just surprised me.
[08:41] Senpai
    O-Okay.
[08:43] Nagatoro
    Senpai...
[08:47] Nagatoro
    Um...
[08:50] Nagatoro
    Thanks.
[08:51] Nagatoro
    For checking up on me.
[08:53] Senpai
    N-Nah, I needed to give
    you your homework anyway.
[09:09] Nagatoro
    This pudding is so good.
[09:13] Senpai
    Yeah, it is.
[09:16] Senpai
    The fruit goes well with it, too.
[09:23] Nagatoro
    Hey, hey, Senpai...
[09:26] Nagatoro
    Here.
[09:27] Nagatoro
    Say, "Ahh."
[09:30] Senpai
    Wh-Why now?!
[09:32] Nagatoro
    To thank you for coming over.
[09:34] Nagatoro
    You don't need to be modest.
[09:36] Nagatoro
    You like this, don't you, Senpai?
[09:40] Nagatoro
    You're a closet pervert, after all.
[09:41] Senpai
    W-Wait, what does that have
    to do with anything?
[09:45] Nagatoro
    Just eat it!
[09:47] Senpai
    Here we go again with Nagatoro's usual thing.
[09:50] Nagatoro
    Come on, Senpai!
[09:54] Senpai
    Oh, well.
[09:56] Senpai
    No one's watching.
[10:02] Anetoro
    I brought juice!
[10:05] Anetoro
    Oopsie.
[10:06] Anetoro
    Am I interrupting?
[10:08] Senpai
    She saw us!
[10:10] Nagatoro
    Stay out, Onee-chan!
[10:12] Anetoro
    Don't say that.
[10:13] Anetoro
    You must be thirsty.
[10:16] Anetoro
    Especially when it's just the two of you.
[10:18] Nagatoro
    Get out!
[10:20] Anetoro
    Fine, fine.
[10:22] Anetoro
    Well, Senpai-kun, enjoy your stay.
[10:25] Senpai
    N-Nah, I don't intend to stay that long.
[10:29] Anetoro
    Oh, right, Senpai-kun...
[10:34] Anetoro
    We'll continue our talk another time, okay?
[10:38] Anetoro
    Since you seem to be all kinds
    of interested in my sister.
[10:43] Anetoro
    Right?
[10:49] Nagatoro
    "All kinds of interested"?
SIGN    DON'T TOY WITH ME,
    MISS NAGATORO
SIGN    DON'T TOY WITH ME,
    MISS NAGATORO
[11:10] Senpai
    I never intended to pry into
    Nagatoro's personal life.
[11:16] Senpai
    Damn it, Anetoro...
[11:24] Senpai
    Now it's awkward.
[11:27] Senpai
    Thanks for the pudding.
[11:29] Senpai
    I shouldn't intrude for too long.
[11:32] Senpai
    I should probably...
[11:37] Nagatoro
    Since you're here...
[11:39] Senpai
    Since I'm here...
[11:46] Nagatoro
    Wanna play a match?
[11:50] Senpai
    S-Sure, a quick game.
[11:53] Nagatoro
    I'm not the same player I was back then.
[11:59] Senpai
    All right. I'm not holding back, then.
[12:02] Nagatoro
    That's the spirit.
[12:04] Nagatoro
    Come at me!
[12:07] Senpai
    A-All right!
[12:09] Game Announcer
    Round 1.
[12:11] Game Announcer
    Fight!
[12:20] Senpai
    She's definitely gotten better.
[12:23] Senpai
    She must have practiced a lot.
[12:25] Senpai
    But...
[12:29] Senpai
    She still lets her guard down.
[12:32] Senpai
    Got a combo!
[12:34] Senpai
    Now I just gotta get to an ultimate...
[12:37] Nagatoro
    Senpai, what were you and
    my sister talking about?
[12:43] Senpai
    N-N-Nothing, really.
[12:45] Nagatoro
    Are you sure?
SIGN    Whack whack whack whack
[12:47] Nagatoro
    Weren't you trying...
[12:50] Nagatoro
    to learn my secrets...
SIGN    Whack whack whack whack
SIGN    Pow
[12:53] Nagatoro
    while I...
SIGN    Pow
SIGN    Pow
SIGN    Pow
SIGN    Pow
SIGN    Pow
SIGN    Pow
SIGN    Pow
[12:56] Nagatoro
    was sleeping?!
[12:59] Senpai
    N-No way!
[13:05] Senpai
    I-I wasn't...
[13:07] Senpai
    I don't pry without someone's permission...
[13:15] Nagatoro
    One more match!
[13:17] Nagatoro
    One more!
[13:18] Senpai
    Huh? Sure.
[13:20] Nagatoro
    Time to show my wimpy senpai what I can do.
[13:29] Senpai
    She's actually really good
    once she's on the offensive.
[13:33] Senpai
    I've never been good against
    this character to begin with.
[13:39] Game Announcer
    KO!
[13:41] Nagatoro Smash
    Wimp! Wimp! Wimp!
[13:44] Nagatoro
    Senpai's a wimp! Wimp! Wimp!
[13:48] Senpai
    What did you expect?
[13:49] Senpai
    I haven't been playing lately.
[13:55] Nagatoro
    Oh, I know!
[13:58] Nagatoro
    If you can beat me...
[14:02] Nagatoro
    I'll tell you one of my secrets.
    Anything you want to know.
[14:10] Nagatoro
    Well?
[14:11] Nagatoro
    You want to learn about
    my secrets, don't you?
[14:16] Senpai
    N-Not really.
[14:18] Senpai
    You don't really have
    any big secrets, do you?
[14:22] Senpai
    B-But I guess, if you insist...
[14:26] Senpai
    I wouldn't mind playing along.
[14:30] Nagatoro
    You're so shy.
[14:33] Nagatoro
    Here we go, then.
[14:35] Nagatoro
    Ready...
[14:36] Nagatoro
    Fight!
[14:41] Nagatoro
    Senpai...
[14:44] Nagatoro
    If you do beat me...
[14:47] Nagatoro
    What do you want to know?
[14:51] Nagatoro
    Which one of my secrets?
[14:54] Senpai
    Th-There isn't really anything I want to know.
[14:59] Nagatoro
    Oh, then maybe...
[15:02] Nagatoro
    my cup size?
[15:06] Senpai
    N-No!
[15:07] Nagatoro
    Are you sure?
[15:09] Nagatoro
    My hip size, then?
[15:12] Senpai
    No!
[15:13] Nagatoro
    What, then?
[15:15] Nagatoro
    Something even more pervy?
[15:18] Nagatoro
    What? What?
[15:20] Nagatoro
    What do you want to know?
[15:21] Nagatoro
    Well?
[15:24] Senpai
    Your first name... I guess.
[15:34] Senpai
    Sh-Shoot!
[15:35] Senpai
    Bad idea.
[15:40] Senpai
    I didn't mean to ask that.
[15:44] Nagatoro
    Come to think of it, I guess
    I haven't told you my first name.
[15:49] Senpai
    Y-You haven't.
[15:51] Nagatoro
    I wouldn't mind. That's not a big deal.
[15:58] Nagatoro
    Though, Senpai...
[16:01] Nagatoro
    You want to know my name, huh?
[16:05] Senpai
    I mean, well...
[16:07] Senpai
    It would be easier to address you
     if I knew your first name.
[16:13] Nagatoro
    That was bothering you, Senpai?
[16:16] Nagatoro
    Does it matter what you call me?
[16:20] Senpai
    M-Maybe not, but...
[16:27] Game Announcer
    Time up!
[16:28] Senpai Smash
    All talk.
[16:32] Senpai
    I-I won.
[16:36] Nagatoro
    Aw, shucks. I lost.
[16:39] Nagatoro
    Well, fine, then.
[16:43] Nagatoro
    It was my fault for losing.
[16:51] Nagatoro
    My...
[16:55] Nagatoro
    name is...
[16:59] Senpai
    No, never mind!
[17:05] Senpai
    Oh, no, it's not that I don't want to know.
[17:13] Senpai
    Having you tell me your name because of a
     bet on a game doesn't quite feel right.
[17:26] Nagatoro
    You're such a pain.
[17:30] Senpai
    Y-Yeah.
[17:31] Senpai
    That might be true.
[17:34] Senpai
    But if I want to know your name,
[17:39] Senpai
    I'll come out and ask you properly.
[17:45] Nagatoro
    You're such a pain!
[17:47] Nagatoro
    You creepy creep.
[17:51] Nagatoro
    But, yeah, okay.
[17:54] Nagatoro
    Someday.
[17:55] Senpai
    Y-Yeah.
[18:00] Anetoro
    Hayase-chan!
[18:02] Anetoro
    I brought your album!
SIGN    Kazehaya Elementary School
[18:04] Anetoro
    Let's go through it with
    Senpai-kun, Hayase-chan!
[18:12] Anetoro
    What's the matter?
[18:13] Nagatoro
    Onee-chan, get out!
[18:17] Anetoro
    Oh, come on, don't be like that.
[18:19] Anetoro
    This is her on her first day
     of elementary school.
[18:22] Anetoro
    You must be interested, Senpai-kun.
[18:24] Senpai
    No, er...
[18:26] Anetoro
    All right, then!
[18:27] Anetoro
    Let's get to the really good ones.
[18:29] Anetoro
    This is when she wet the bed, and...
[18:31] Nagatoro
    Stop it!
[18:40] Nagatoro
    Thanks for coming today.
[18:42] Nagatoro
    I'll be at school tomorrow.
[18:45] Senpai
    Y-Yeah.
[18:48] Senpai
    Bye.
[18:54] Nagatoro
    Senpai.
[18:57] Nagatoro
    I'm going to start toying with
    you again starting tomorrow.
[18:59] Nagatoro
    You'd better be ready.
[19:02] Senpai
    Have some mercy.
[19:21] Senpai
    Hayase.
SIGN    Art Room
[21:06] Nagatoro
    Senpai!
[21:08] Senpai
    N-Nagatoro?
[21:10] Senpai
    Are you feeling better?
[21:12] Nagatoro
    All better.
[21:13] Nagatoro
    Feeling perfectly well.
[21:15] Senpai
    Okay.
[21:17] Senpai
    You should go home early today, though.
[21:20] Nagatoro
    You're so boring.
[21:22] Nagatoro
    I thought you might have been feeling horny
[21:24] Nagatoro
    since you haven't gotten to draw
    a high school girl in a while.
[21:27] Senpai
    S-Say what?!
[21:29] Nagatoro
    Oh, please.
[21:31] Nagatoro
    You can be honest.
[21:33] Nagatoro
    I'll model for you.
[21:35] Nagatoro
    To thank you for checking up on me.
[21:38] Nagatoro
    What about this pose, Senpai?
[21:43] Senpai
    I-I don't know...
[21:47] Nagatoro
    Your face is beet red!
[21:49] Nagatoro
    Was that too much stimulation for you?
[21:53] Senpai
    N-Not really.
[21:56] Nagatoro
    Especially since you're a virgin.
[21:58] Senpai
    Wh-Wh-Wh-Why does that matter?!
[22:00] Nagatoro
    "Wh-Wh-Wh-Why does that matter?!"
[22:05] Nagatoro
    Well, how about this pose, then?
[22:09] Senpai
    Wh-What kind of pose is that?
[22:13] Nagatoro
    It's, like, a Bruce Lee kick.
[22:16] Senpai
    I-I see.
[22:20] Senpai
    Okay, let's go with that.
[22:38] Senpai
    Wh-What's wrong?
[22:40] Nagatoro
    M-My thighs are going to burst.
[22:44] Senpai
    We should really take a break.
[22:48] Nagatoro
    No...
[22:48] Nagatoro
    I've got pins and needles.
[22:50] Nagatoro
    I can't move.
[22:52] Senpai
    Careful!
[23:05] Nagatoro
    S-Senpai, did you break my fall?
[23:08] Senpai
    I-It's nothing like that!
[23:13] Nagatoro
    Were you trying to get lucky, then?
[23:16] Nagatoro
    You closet perv!
[23:20] Senpai
    A-Achoo!
[23:25] Anetoro
    Points of improvement for today!
[23:27] Senpai
    Anetoro?!
[23:28] Anetoro
    You call me Anetoro, huh?
[23:30] Senpai
    N-No, well...
[23:31] Anetoro
    Want me to tell you my name, too?
[23:34] Senpai
    Um...
[23:34] Nagatoro
    Onee-chan! What are you doing?!
[23:36] Anetoro
    Nothing.
[23:37] Anetoro
    Well, see you around, Senpai-kun.

E5 - So This Is Your Room, Huh, Senpai?

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[00:28] Nagatoro
    Top of the mornin', Senpai.
[00:30] Senpai
    H-Hey.
[00:32] Senpai
    M-Morning, Nagatoro.
[00:35] Senpai
    Wait a second...
[00:36] Senpai
    Her first name...
[00:38] (Flashback) Anetoro
    Hayase-chan!
[00:40] (Flashback) Anetoro
    I brought your album!
SIGN    Kazehaya Elementary School
[00:42] (Flashback) Anetoro
    Let's go through it with
    Senpai-kun, Hayase-chan!
[00:50] Senpai
    Morning, Hayase.
[00:54] Senpai
    No, no, no!
[00:55] Senpai
    That's way too creepy.
[00:58] Senpai
    Don't get ahead of yourself.
[01:04] Senpai
    M-Morning, Nagatoro.
[01:08] Nagatoro
    Senpai...
[01:09] Nagatoro
    You're already creepy this early in the morning.
[01:12] Senpai
    Shut up.
[01:26] Nagatoro
    Hey...
[01:28] Nagatoro
    Senpai...
[01:34] Senpai
    Wh-Wh-What?!
[01:39] Nagatoro
    Look at you getting all flustered!
[01:41] Nagatoro
    Is your heart racing?
[01:43] Nagatoro
    Pupupu!
[01:45] Senpai
    N-N-Not really.
[01:51] Nagatoro
    See? Look!
SIGN    Top things girls do that get a guy's heart racing!!
[01:54] Nagatoro
    I read this online yesterday.
[01:56] Nagatoro
    "Top things girls do that
    get a guy's heart racing."
[02:00] Nagatoro
    Number three:
[02:02] Nagatoro
    Swishing hair.
[02:05] Nagatoro
    Number two:
[02:06] Nagatoro
    Looking up at you.
[02:08] Nagatoro
    And number one:
[02:13] Nagatoro
    Tugging on your sleeve.
[02:20] Senpai
    Y-You shouldn't take what you
    read online too seriously.
[02:23] Nagatoro
    Oh, come on, you were
    totally flustered just now.
[02:26] Nagatoro
    You're so obvious, Senpai.
[02:30] Senpai
    I'm not flustered.
[02:34] Senpai
    You just surprised me because
    you tugged at me out of nowhere.
[02:40] Nagatoro
    See?
[02:41] Nagatoro
    You're flustered.
[02:42] Senpai
    I'm not.
[03:02] Senpai
    It had me flustered at first,
    but now it's just annoying.
[03:07] Senpai
    I know!
[03:08] Senpai
    What if I grabbed her sleeve instead?
[03:12] Senpai
    I could slow her down!
[03:24] Gamo
    Look at you two, so early in the morning.
[03:27] Sakura
    They're at it again.
[03:29] Yosshi
    They are.
[03:32] Nagatoro
    No!
[03:33] Nagatoro
    I was just...
[03:35] Gamo
    Just...?
[03:40] Nagatoro
    Sleeve lifting and pulling hip throw!
[03:43] Nagatoro
    I was just practicing judo moves on Senpai!
[03:46] Gamo
    No one's buying that.
[03:48] Sakura
    No way.
[03:49] Yosshi
    Nopers.
SIGN    DON'T TOY WITH ME,
    MISS NAGATORO
SIGN    DON'T TOY WITH ME,
    MISS NAGATORO
SIGN    So This Is Your Room, Huh, Senpai?
SIGN    So This Is Your Room, Huh, Senpai?
[05:35] Senpai
    Uh-oh...
[05:40] Senpai
    I think I have a cold.
[05:42] Mom
    Oh, dear.
[05:44] Mom
    That's not good.
[05:46] Mom
    I have a business trip today.
[05:49] Mom
    Well, what can you do?
[05:53] Mom
    I'll cancel it.
[05:54] Senpai
    It's fine.
[05:56] Senpai
    I'm not a kid.
[05:57] Mom
    I don't know.
[05:59] Senpai
    It's just a cough.
[06:01] Senpai
    It's no big deal.
[06:03] Mom
    Are you sure?
[06:06] Mom
    Sorry.
[06:07] Mom
    I'll be home as soon as I can.
[06:09] Senpai
    It's fine.
[06:11] Mom
    Okay, see you.
SIGN    Art Room
[06:48] Senpai
    Bored...
[06:58] Nagatoro
    Senpai, where are you?
SIGN    Senpai, where are you?
SIGN    Why aren't you in the club room?
SIGN    Have you escaped?
SIGN    Fled overseas?
SIGN    Hiding in a suitcase?
[07:00] Nagatoro
    Why aren't you in the club room?
[07:02] Nagatoro
    Have you escaped?
[07:04] Nagatoro
    Fled overseas?
[07:05] Nagatoro
    Hiding in a suitcase?
[07:08] Senpai
    Nagatoro!
[07:09] Senpai
    She must be frustrated because
    she has no one to toy with.
[07:15] Senpai
    I kinda caught a cold,
    so I stayed home.
SIGN    I kinda caught a cold,
    so I stayed home.
SIGN    I kinda caught a cold,
    so I stayed home.
[07:19] Nagatoro
    For real?!
SIGN    For real?!
SIGN    I kinda caught a cold,
    so I stayed home.
SIGN    For real?!
[07:21] Senpai
    For real.
SIGN    Calling
SIGN    Nagatoro
SIGN    For real.
SIGN    Nagatoro
[07:28] Senpai
    Yes? Hello?
[07:30] Nagatoro
    Senpai!
[07:31] Senpai
    You're so loud.
[07:33] Nagatoro
    Oh, sorry.
[07:35] Nagatoro
    So, uh...
[07:36] Nagatoro
    Are you all right?
[07:38] Senpai
    Y-Yeah.
[07:40] Senpai
    It's not a big deal.
[07:41] Senpai
    Just a slight cough.
[07:44] Nagatoro
    Yeah?
[07:45] Nagatoro
    Senpai...
[07:47] Senpai
    Hm?
[07:48] Nagatoro
    Uh...
[07:49] Nagatoro
    Sorry.
[07:51] Nagatoro
    I gave you my cold.
[07:54] Senpai
    It's not your fault.
[07:57] Nagatoro
    Senpai!
[07:59] Senpai
    Sorry, I can't stop coughing.
[08:02] Nagatoro
    I'm sorry, Senpai.
[08:04] Nagatoro
    You should go to bed.
[08:06] Nagatoro
    You'll get in trouble if your parents
    see you awake with a cold, after all.
[08:12] Senpai
    N-No.
[08:14] Senpai
    My mom's at work.
[08:17] Nagatoro
    What?! You're home alone?
[08:18] Nagatoro
    Are you okay?
[08:20] Senpai
    I'm fine.
[08:21] Senpai
    It's not a big deal.
[08:24] Senpai
    Bye.
[08:33] Senpai
    I'm not sleepy, but I guess I'll lie down.
[08:51] Senpai
    The doorbell...
[08:55] Senpai
    It's hard to get up.
[09:00] Senpai
    It stopped.
[09:02] Senpai
    Guess they're gone.
[09:08] Nagatoro
    'Sup, Senpai?
[09:11] Senpai
    Uh... um...
[09:18] Senpai
    Wh-What?
[09:19] Nagatoro
    Oh, I just thought you might
    be conked out from your cold.
[09:25] Senpai
    S-So you came to check up on me?
[09:29] Nagatoro
    I think you've got the wrong idea!
[09:31] Nagatoro
    You're a lanky bean sprout.
[09:34] Nagatoro
    You have zero stamina.
[09:39] Nagatoro
    I asked the bunny ears lady where you lived,
[09:42] Nagatoro
    and I rang the doorbell, but no one answered.
[09:45] Nagatoro
    So I thought you might
    have legit passed out,
[09:49] Nagatoro
    so I had no choice but to come in.
[09:51] Senpai
    No, it's just a cold.
[09:56] Senpai
    I guess I'm in no position to speak.
[10:01] Senpai
    Wh-Why don't you come in, I guess?
[10:03] Nagatoro
    'Kay, thanks for having me.
[10:06] Senpai
    Actually, wait!
[10:07] Nagatoro
    Why?!
[10:08] Senpai
    I mean, I don't want you to catch my cold.
[10:13] Nagatoro
    Don't worry about that.
[10:16] Nagatoro
    You probably got it from me to begin with.
[10:20] Nagatoro
    I have a sort of immunity
    to the Senpai virus.
[10:26] Nagatoro
    Your bean sprout virus is no match for me!
[10:29] Nagatoro
    Okay, I'm coming in!
[10:32] Senpai
    Uh-huh...
[10:37] Nagatoro
    Senpai!
[10:39] Nagatoro
    Your cold's going to get worse
    if you sleep on the sofa!
[10:42] Senpai
    True.
[10:45] Senpai
    I'm starting to feel really sick.
[10:49] Nagatoro
    You'd better go sleep in bed.
[10:52] Senpai
    Y-Yeah...
[10:53] Nagatoro
    Where's your room?
[10:55] Senpai
    Upstairs.
[10:56] Nagatoro
    Gotcha.
[10:57] Nagatoro
    And where are the stairs?
[10:59] Nagatoro
    This way?
[11:02] Senpai
    Y-You don't need to shove.
[11:04] Nagatoro
    Just go!
[11:06] Senpai
    This is turning into a situation.
[11:11] Nagatoro
    Huh...
[11:12] Nagatoro
    So this is your room, huh, Senpai?
[11:18] Senpai
    Nagatoro's in my room...
[11:22] Senpai
    This feels kinda weird.
[11:26] Nagatoro
    You keep it surprisingly tidy in here.
[11:29] Nagatoro
    But you're hiding your pervy books
    somewhere in here, aren't you?
[11:35] Senpai
    Per—!
[11:36] Senpai
    Sh-Shoot!
[11:37] Senpai
    I shouldn't have let her in!
[11:40] Senpai
    I-I don't have such books.
[11:44] Nagatoro
    Under the bed.
[11:46] Nagatoro
    In the drawers.
[11:48] Nagatoro
    Back of the shelves!
[11:51] Nagatoro
    Under here!
[11:52] Senpai
    S-Stop it!
[11:55] Nagatoro
    Whoa, Senpai!
[11:57] Nagatoro
    Sorry, Senpai.
[11:59] Nagatoro
    Come on, you should go to bed.
[12:01] Nagatoro
    I won't go through your stuff today.
[12:03] Senpai
    "Today"?
[12:04] Nagatoro
    Just go!
[12:05] Nagatoro
    Hurry up.
[12:08] Senpai
    Th...
[12:09] Senpai
    Thanks.
[12:17] Nagatoro
    Senpai, do you have a thermometer?
[12:20] Senpai
    I don't... remember where...
[12:29] Nagatoro
    Senpai, never mind the thermometer.
[12:53] Nagatoro
    Yup, you have a pretty bad fever, Senpai.
[13:00] Nagatoro
    Your face is beet red, Senpai!
SIGN    DON'T TOY WITH ME,
    MISS NAGATORO
SIGN    DON'T TOY WITH ME,
    MISS NAGATORO
[13:23] Senpai
    I'm getting woozy.
[13:25] Senpai
    The ceiling's moving.
[13:31] Senpai
    So hot...
[13:39] Senpai
    So cool...
[13:44] Senpai
    Nagatoro.
[13:46] Nagatoro
    I thought about using the sticky things,
[13:49] Nagatoro
    but I figured this is still the way to go.
[13:51] Nagatoro
    I do this when I get a cold, too.
[13:54] Nagatoro
    How is it?
[13:55] Senpai
    Y-Yeah...
[13:57] Senpai
    It feels good, I think.
[14:18] Nagatoro
    No, like I said, he has a cold.
[14:23] Nagatoro
    Huh? Y-Yeah.
[14:26] Nagatoro
    Yes, my senpai.
[14:28] Nagatoro
    No, it's not like that.
[14:31] Nagatoro
    Whatever.
[14:32] Nagatoro
    Bye.
[14:35] Senpai
    Sorry about this.
[14:37] Nagatoro
    I-It's fine, really.
[14:40] Nagatoro
    I-I don't mind, but when is
    your family getting home?
[14:47] Senpai
    I'll check...
SIGN    Sorry
SIGN    I won't be home
    until pretty late
SIGN    How are you feeling?
[14:51] Senpai
    Seems she's getting home late.
[14:54] Nagatoro
    Seriously?
[14:59] Nagatoro
    Senpai, do you have an appetite?
[15:03] Senpai
    A bit.
[15:05] Senpai
    I haven't eaten all day.
[15:07] Nagatoro
    Okay, I'll make you something.
[15:12] Senpai
    N-No, you don't have to do that.
[15:14] Senpai
    It's getting late.
[15:16] Senpai
    You can go home now.
[15:18] Nagatoro
    Don't be so polite.
[15:20] Nagatoro
    You don't get to be like that, Senpai.
[15:22] Nagatoro
    I'll treat you to my
    favorite extra spicy dish.
[15:28] Nagatoro
    Nah, I'm just kidding.
[15:30] Nagatoro
    I'll make something you can eat,
    even when you're as sick and limp as you are.
[15:35] Nagatoro
    Okay, I'm borrowing your kitchen.
[15:38] Nagatoro
    Wait, I might have to do some shopping.
[15:42] Nagatoro
    Stay put for a while, Senpai.
[15:46] Senpai
    Hey, wait...
[15:53] Senpai
    I'm so dizzy.
[15:55] Senpai
    Everything's a daze.
[15:57] Senpai
    Like I'm in a dream.
[16:04] Nagatoro
    Well? You do have a fever, don't you?
[16:07] Senpai
    Yeah.
[16:09] Nagatoro
    Just take the day off from
    work and get some rest.
[16:12] Senpai
    I'll do that.
[16:13] Senpai
    I'll be okay on my own.
[16:16] Senpai
    You have a meeting today, don't you?
[16:18] Nagatoro
    Don't worry about that.
[16:19] Nagatoro
    I have plenty of paid leave.
[16:22] Senpai
    What's this?
[16:23] Nagatoro
    You should depend on your
    wife for once, you know.
[16:29] Senpai
    What a creepy dream, even coming from me.
[16:33] Nagatoro
    Here, Senpai, I made you some congee.
[16:36] Senpai
    O-Okay.
[16:41] Senpai
    Here, say, "Ahh."
[16:48] Nagatoro
    How does it taste?
[16:51] Senpai
    Delicious.
[16:52] Nagatoro
    Right?
[16:53] Nagatoro
    You'd better be thankful for your cute wife.
[16:57] Senpai
    Yeah.
[16:59] Senpai
    Thanks, Hayase.
[17:20] Nagatoro
    Hm? What was that?
[17:22] Nagatoro
    What was that?
[17:27] Nagatoro
    Nuts.
[17:36] Nagatoro
    What was that?
[17:38] Nagatoro
    What did you say just now?
[17:49] Nagatoro
    Say it again, please.
[17:54] Nagatoro
    If you're just playing dead...
[17:58] Nagatoro
    Maybe I'll kiss you.
[18:02] Nagatoro
    Are you okay with that?
[18:04] Nagatoro
    Are you okay with that, Senpai?
[18:15] Nagatoro
    Are you okay with that?
[18:18] Mom
    I'm home.
[18:20] Mom
    Sorry I'm home so late.
[18:22] Mom
    How are you doing?
[18:35] Senpai
    I feel lighter.
[18:37] Senpai
    I think my cold's better.
[18:39] Senpai
    Morning.
[18:40] Mom
    Oh, morning.
[18:41] Mom
    Are you all better?
[18:43] Senpai
    Yeah.
[18:44] Mom
    Thank goodness.
[18:46] Mom
    Sorry about yesterday.
[18:48] Mom
    I got home really late.
[18:50] Mom
    You were already asleep,
    so I didn't want to wake you up.
[18:52] Senpai
    I said I'd be fine.
[18:53] Senpai
    It was just a slight fever.
[18:55] Mom
    Really?
[18:56] Mom
    By the way...
[18:58] Mom
    Who was that cute girl?
[19:00] Senpai
    C-Cute girl?
[19:02] Mom
    Y'know, the one who was over yesterday.
[19:05] (Flashback) Mom
    I'm home.
[19:16] (Flashback) Mom
    Oh, my, are you a friend?
[19:18] (Flashback) Nagatoro
    Th-Thanks for having me.
[19:20] (Flashback) Nagatoro
    I, er, heard he had a cold, so...
[19:23] (Flashback) Mom
    Oh, thank you very much.
[19:26] (Flashback) Nagatoro
    N-No, it's nothing.
[19:28] (Flashback) Nagatoro
    I should get going.
[19:30] (Flashback) Nagatoro
    B-Bye.
[19:34] (Flashback) Mom
    I really appreciate it.
[19:36] (Flashback) Mom
    I'll give you a ride home,
    since it's late now.
[19:39] (Flashback) Nagatoro
    No, I'll be all right.
[19:41] (Flashback) Nagatoro
    I live pretty close.
[19:43] (Flashback) Nagatoro
    Pardon me.
[19:47] Mom
    So, who is she?
[19:50] Senpai
    No, she's just...
[19:52] Mom
    Is she your girlfriend?
[19:53] Senpai
    No!
[19:55] Senpai
    No.
[19:57] Senpai
    She's just one of my juniors.
[20:07] Senpai
    Man...
[20:08] Senpai
    I know I was loopy because of the cold,
[20:11] Senpai
    but that was a creepy dream.
[20:13] (Flashback) Senpai
    Thanks, Hayase.
[20:25] Senpai
    How much...
SIGN    Reality
SIGN    Dream
[20:27] Senpai
    How much of that was a dream?
[20:37] Senpai
    M-Morning.
[20:41] Nagatoro
    Good morning.
[20:46] Nagatoro
    Are you feeling better?
[20:48] Senpai
    Y-Yeah.
[20:50] Senpai
    Thanks for everything yesterday.
[20:53] Senpai
    You were a real help.
[20:55] Nagatoro
    It's fine.
[20:56] Nagatoro
    I owed you, anyway.
[21:00] Senpai
    That was...
[21:01] Senpai
    A dream?
[21:03] Senpai
    It was a dream.
[21:05] Nagatoro
    Anyway, now that you're better...
[21:10] Nagatoro
    I'm getting back at you
    for all your jackassery!
[21:16] Nagatoro
    Take that!
[21:17] Nagatoro
    Take that!
[21:18] Nagatoro
    Take that!
[21:19] Nagatoro
    You stupid Senpai!
[21:21] Nagatoro
    Stop!
[21:28] Gamo
    Look at you two, so early in the morning.
[21:32] Sakura
    They're at it again.
[21:34] Yosshi
    They are.
[21:34] Nagatoro
    No, I was putting my foot down...
[21:37] Gamo
    You were putting your foot down...
[21:41] Nagatoro
    Lifting pulling ankle block!
[21:44] Nagatoro
    I told you, I'm just practicing
    judo moves on Senpai!
[21:48] Sakura
    Right, Senpai?
[21:49] Sakura
    Urg...
[21:50] Gamo
    No one's buying that.
[21:51] Sakura
    No way.
[21:53] Yosshi
    Nopers.
[23:25] Nagatoro
    Points of improvement for today!
[23:26] Nagatoro
    What were you fantasizing about
    in your fever dreams, Senpai?
[23:29] Nagatoro
    You called me by my first name.
[23:31] Sakura
    I w-wasn't fantasizing or anything.
[23:32] Nagatoro
    Okay, say it again, then.
[23:34] Nagatoro
    I don't think you can.
[23:35] Senpai
    All right...
[23:36] Sakura
    Haya...
[23:38] Nagatoro
    Sorry.
[23:39] Sakura
    ...se.

E6 - How Are Your Fortunes This Year, Senpai?

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[00:02] Nagatoro
    Hey, Onee-chan...
[00:04] Anetoro
    What is it, Hayase-chan?
[00:06] Nagatoro
    What would make a good Christmas present?
[00:10] Anetoro
    Hm?
[00:11] Anetoro
    Is it for someone dear to you?
[00:15] Nagatoro
    I-It's nothing like that!
[00:19] Anetoro
    Mhm.
[00:20] Anetoro
    Maybe something consumable, then.
[00:22] Nagatoro
    Consumable?
[00:24] Anetoro
    Snacks, bath salts...
[00:26] Anetoro
    Some kind of gift that you use up.
[00:28] Anetoro
    That way, you don't have to worry
    about any lingering feelings.
[00:32] Nagatoro
    Consumables...
[00:33] Anetoro
    They aren't special to you, right?
    So that's probably better.
[00:37] Nagatoro
    I guess so, but...
[00:40] Anetoro
    But if you want something that'll last,
[00:42] Anetoro
    how about something they
    could use on a daily basis?
[00:50] Nagatoro
    Thanks, Onee-chan!
[00:52] Anetoro
    You're welcome, Hayase-chan.
[00:54] Anetoro
    I have an idea for a gift that'll
     never be thrown away!
[00:59] Anetoro
    A life-sized Onee-chan doll!
[01:02] Anetoro
    No thanks!
SIGN    DON'T TOY WITH ME,
    MISS NAGATORO
SIGN    DON'T TOY WITH ME,
    MISS NAGATORO
SIGN    How Are Your Fortunes This Year, Senpai?
SIGN    How Are Your Fortunes This Year, Senpai?
[02:45] Nagatoro
    It's super pretty, huh, Senpai?
[02:56] Senpai
    Um...
[02:57] Senpai
    Here.
[02:59] Nagatoro
    For me?
[03:01] Senpai
    S-Since it's Christmas...
[03:15] Senpai
    Another gross dream.
[03:21] Senpai
    How's she...
[03:25] Senpai
    going to react?
[03:43] Nagatoro
    Senpai!
[03:45] Nagatoro
    Do you know what day it is today?
[03:49] Senpai
    Closing ceremonies.
[03:51] Nagatoro
    Yeah, right, sure.
[03:52] Nagatoro
    Closing ceremonies just finished.
[03:56] Nagatoro
    And?
[03:57] Nagatoro
    What else?
[04:00] Senpai
    Ch-Christmas...
[04:01] Nagatoro
    Eve!
[04:03] Nagatoro
    The great big romantic
    event that is Christmas!
[04:06] Nagatoro
    Where couples talk about
    love and share gifts.
[04:11] Nagatoro
    Christmas Eve!
SIGN    Menacing
[04:15] Senpai
    She's so hyper.
[04:17] Senpai
    She's ready to toy with
    me about Christmas stuff.
[04:21] Senpai
    Then again...
[04:22] Senpai
    It's just another miserable
    day for all the loners.
[04:26] Senpai
    Isn't that right?
[04:28] Nagatoro
    But it's true, isn't it?
[04:32] Nagatoro
    You're alone on Christmas, Senpai.
[04:37] Senpai
    Guess I'll just hand this
    over and get out of here.
[04:40] Senpai
    Here, take it.
[04:42] Senpai
    Bye!
SIGN    Library
[04:43] Nagatoro
    Poor you, Senpai.
[04:46] Nagatoro
    Don't you have anyone to play with you?
[04:49] Gamo
    Hey there, you two.
[04:51] Gamo
    Perfect timing.
[04:57] Gamo
    There are two kinds of women.
[05:00] Gamo
    The two kinds being...
[05:01] Gamo
    Those who have a man and those who don't!
[05:04] Yoshi
    Grrrr...
[05:06] Nagatoro
    Right.
[05:08] Rabi
    Sorry about today.
[05:10] Sakura
    I'd rather hang out with you guys...
[05:13] Sakura/Rabi
    ...but it's Christmas Eve!
[05:17] Sakura
    We simply can't.
[05:19] Rabi
    Right!
[05:20] Gamo; Nekopa
    Annoying gloating...
[05:21] Yoshi
    Annoying!
[05:23] Gamo
    All right!
[05:23] Gamo
    Team Manless are pulling
    an all-night karaoke party!
[05:26] Yoshi
    They may take our men,
    but never our karaoke!
[05:30] Senpai
    I'm not even going to have a
    chance to give her the gift.
[05:37] Senpai
    I-Is that...
[05:41] Senpai
    It can't be!
[06:06] Gamo
    You're joining us for all-night karaoke, right?
[06:09] Nagatoro
    E-Er... Hmm...
[06:12] Nekopa
    But isn't that your guy next to you?
[06:19] Nagatoro
    N-No way!
[06:21] Nagatoro
    I'm just toying with him for fun.
[06:24] Gamo
    So you're joining us at karaoke, then.
[06:34] Gamo
    You're joining the karaoke group,
    too, right, Paisen?
[06:39] Gamo
    So? What's it gonna be?
[06:41] Yoshi
    Indeed!
[06:43] Senpai
    W-Well...
[06:45] Senpai
    I forgot something in the club room.
[06:48] Senpai
    So I'll stay here and...
[06:50] Nagatoro
    Ah!
[06:51] Nagatoro
    Oh, yeah!
[06:53] Nagatoro
    I feel like I might have forgotten
    something or other, too.
[06:56] Nagatoro
    Let's go, Senpai!
[07:02] Nagatoro
    Run!
[07:04] Sakura
    That was pretty obvious, huh?
[07:06] Yoshi
    Hella sus!
[07:07] Gamo
    Paisen's trying his best, though.
[07:13] Nagatoro
    Senpai, have you found
    what you're looking for?
[07:17] Senpai
    Y-Yeah.
[07:18] Senpai
    Guess I'll just take some
    pencils or something.
[07:33] Senpai
    H-Hey...
[07:35] Nagatoro
    Hm? What is it?
[07:49] Senpai
    What the hell are you doing, President?!
[07:53] President
    I won't be seeing this club
    room much in the future.
[07:56] President
    So I'm letting it soak into my skin.
[07:58] Nagatoro
    Hurry up and graduate, you skeevy bunny!
[08:01] President
    Never mind me.
[08:02] President
    What are you two doing?
[08:05] President
    A rendezvous?
[08:06] Nagatoro
    No!
[08:08] Nagatoro
    We're leaving, Senpai!
[08:11] Announcement
    The school is now closing.
[08:13] Announcement
    If you are in the building,
    please leave quickly.
[08:18] Senpai
    What do I do?
[08:19] Senpai
    Should I give it to her on the way home?
[08:22] Senpai
    Maybe, but...
[08:23] Senpai
    What if someone sees us?
[08:26] Senpai
    Where could we go where people won't see us?
[08:32] Nagatoro
    It's Yamaguchi-sensei!
    He's really strict about school policies!
[08:35] Nagatoro
    He'll kick us out if he sees us!
SIGN    Nurse's Office
[08:38] Senpai
    Th-The nurse's office!
[08:40] Nagatoro
    G-Got it!
[08:51] Nagatoro
    Uh-oh. I got dragged into the nurse's office.
[08:54] Nagatoro
    Are you going to do naughty things to me?
[08:56] Senpai
    I'm not!
[08:58] Senpai
    It doesn't seem right giving
    her the gift here, but...
[09:02] Senpai
    I don't know if I'll have
    another opportunity later.
[09:07] Senpai
    H-Hey...
[09:09] Nagatoro
    Hm?
[09:10] Nagatoro
    What is it?
[09:12] Sakura
    Hold still.
[09:15] Guy A
    You're pretty forward, Sakura-san.
[09:18] Sakura
    Am I, though?
[09:21] Guy A
    Shouldn't we take more time
    for these kinds of things?
[09:25] Sakura
    You're so proper.
[09:29] Guy A
    Hey, w-wait...
[09:49] Senpai
    R-Rooftop!
[09:50] Nagatoro
    Roger!
[09:55] Senpai
    No one's going to interrupt us on the rooftop.
[10:04] Announcement
    The school is now closing.
[10:07] Announcement
    If you are in the building,
    please leave quickly.
[10:11] Couple boy
    She says we have to leave.
[10:13] Couple girl
    We still have time.
[10:16] Nagatoro
    Wanna leave?
[10:18] Senpai
    Y-Yeah...
[10:28] Senpai
    H-Here.
[10:36] Senpai
    It's cold, so...
[10:43] Nagatoro
    Can I open it?
[10:45] Senpai
    Y-Yeah.
[10:56] Nagatoro
    Thanks, Senpai.
[11:04] Nagatoro
    Do I look good?
[11:05] Senpai
    I-I guess.
[11:08] Nagatoro
    Okay, here's yours, then.
[11:10] Senpai
    Th-Thanks.
[11:15] Nagatoro
    I can't believe we got the same thing.
[11:17] Nagatoro
    So creepy.
[11:19] Nagatoro
    Stop copying me, Senpai!
[11:22] Senpai
    I-I'm not.
[11:23] Nagatoro
    Creep! Creep! Creep!
[11:30] Gamo
    I hope for eternal peace
[11:36] Gamo
    It's what I've been given since the beginning
SIGN    DON'T TOY WITH ME,
    MISS NAGATORO
SIGN    DON'T TOY WITH ME,
    MISS NAGATORO
[11:53] Male host
    The year is almost over.
[11:54] Female host
    It sure is.
[11:56] Male host
    We have the perfect song for the occasion.
[11:58] Senpai
    It's almost the end of the year...
[12:00] Female host
    It was one of this year's most popular songs.
SIGN    Nagatoro
[12:06] Senpai's Mom
    Your friend?
[12:07] Senpai
    K-Kinda.
[12:08] Senpai
    Something like that.
[12:10] Nagatoro
    Do you do the New Year shrine visit, Senpai?
[12:14] Senpai
    No.
[12:15] Senpai
    I haven't gone since I was a kid.
[12:16] Nagatoro
    I figured.
[12:18] Nagatoro
    You're definitely not the type to go.
[12:21] Nagatoro
    Locking yourself in your room and sleeping in
     on New Year's Day is more your speed.
[12:29] Nagatoro
    You roll yourself up in your futon and
    roll around all day like a caterpillar.
[12:36] Nagatoro
    Eventually, your futon grows hair,
    and you become a hairy caterpillar!
[12:38] Nagatoro
    Gross!
[12:40] Senpai
    I-I was going to go this year.
[12:45] Nagatoro
    The best shrine around here to visit for
     New Year's has to be the Ishido Shrine.
[12:50] Senpai
    Yeah, I guess so.
[12:52] Nagatoro
    Okay. Happy New Year!
SIGN    Dec. 31
[12:59] Senpai
    I figured...
[13:00] Nagatoro
    All right, I'll be waiting
    at six o' clock at the torii!
[13:03] Nagatoro
    I'll smack you if you're late!
[13:05] Nagatoro
    Creepy, creepy, creep, creep!
[13:05] Senpai
    ...she'd say something like that.
[13:08] Senpai
    No, no, no.
[13:09] Senpai
    Why am I getting my hopes up?
SIGN    Fortunes
SIGN    Relationship
    Fortunes
SIGN    Fortunes
[13:32] Senpai
    She's not here...
[13:35] Senpai
    Maybe I should have invited her.
[13:38] Senpai
    No, no, no!
[13:41] Nagatoro
    What a failure.
[13:44] Nagatoro
    You're such a failure, Senpai.
[13:48] Senpai
    Nagatoro?!
[13:50] Nagatoro
    Happy New Year.
[13:53] Senpai
    Y-Yeah.
[13:54] Senpai
    Happy New Year.
[13:56] Senpai
    Wh-What's up with the outfit?
[13:58] Nagatoro
    I've always wanted to wear one of
    these, so I took up a job here.
[14:01] Nagatoro
    What do you think?
[14:03] Nagatoro
    Isn't it cute?
[14:07] Woman A
    It's a shrine priestess!
[14:09] Woman B
    Cute!
[14:11] Senpai
    S-Sure.
[14:15] Nagatoro
    "S-Sure," he says!
[14:18] Nagatoro
    You sound like such a virgin.
[14:20] Nagatoro
    Oh, wait, you are!
[14:23] Nagatoro
    Sorry!
[14:24] Senpai
    Why would you say that
    in a priestess outfit?!
[14:27] Nagatoro
    You're beet red, Senpai!
[14:30] Nagatoro
    Such a virgin!
[14:32] Nagatoro
    That's his New Year's Creepolution!
[14:34] Nagatoro
    Creepy, creepy!
[14:35] Nagatoro
    Creepy, creepy!
[14:36] Senpai
    It's too early in the year
    for this kind of energy.
[14:39] Senpai
    So how am I a failure again?
[14:41] Nagatoro
    Senpai, what's the first thing
    you're supposed to do at a shrine?
[14:46] Nagatoro
    You're supposed to wash your hands.
[14:47] Senpai
    R-Right.
[14:48] Nagatoro
    After that, you rinse your mouth.
[14:54] Senpai
    A-Are you sure you shouldn't be working?
[14:58] Nagatoro
    Yeah, it's fine.
[15:00] Nagatoro
    There aren't that many
    visitors here right now.
[15:02] Nagatoro
    Besides...
[15:03] Nagatoro
    Part of my job is teaching failures like
    you how to make a proper shrine visit.
[15:11] Nagatoro
    Once you've cleansed
    yourself, it's time for...
[15:13] Nagatoro
    Fortune telling!
SIGN    Fortunes
SIGN    100 yen
[15:15] Senpai
    Is that a rule or something?
[15:17] Nagatoro
    No, not really.
[15:19] Senpai
    It isn't?
[15:20] Senpai
    Well, whatever.
[15:22] Nagatoro
    Thank you!
[15:23] Nagatoro
    Now, let's see your fortunes for this year...
[15:27] Nagatoro
    Oh, in case you're wondering, mine's...
SIGN    Fortunes
SIGN    Best Fortune
[15:31] Nagatoro
    Best Fortune!
[15:32] Nagatoro
    See? See?
[15:33] Nagatoro
    Best Fortune!
[15:34] Senpai
    She just made me do this so she could brag.
[15:39] Nagatoro
    Now, let's see if you can beat my luck!
[15:43] Senpai
    It's not a contest.
SIGN    Bad
[15:47] Nagatoro
    Bad!
[15:50] Nagatoro
    A fitting fortune for you, Senpai!
[15:53] Nagatoro
    Bad! Bad! Bad!
[15:53] Senpai
    Shut up.
SIGN    Awaited
    Persons
SIGN    Relationships
SIGN    Lost Items
SIGN    Competition
[15:59] Nagatoro
    Oh, crap.
[16:02] Nagatoro
    More guests are arriving.
[16:04] Senpai
    Okay.
[16:05] Senpai
    I don't want to be in the way, so...
[16:10] Senpai
    Bye.
[16:12] Nagatoro
    Later.
SIGN    Offerings
SIGN    Awaited Persons
SIGN    Relationships
SIGN    Lost Items
SIGN    Will not
    come
SIGN    Won't happen unless
    you take action
SIGN    Missing
[16:30] Nagatoro
    Two good luck charms.
[16:32] Nagatoro
    That'll be 400 yen.
[16:34] Miko A
    400 yen exactly. Thank you.
[16:40] Miko A
    What's wrong?
[16:42] Nagatoro
    Life doesn't really go the way you expect.
[16:45] Miko A
    Life, huh?
[16:47] Nagatoro
    Next customer, please.
[16:56] Nagatoro
    Wh-What do you want, Senpai?
[16:59] Senpai
    I...
[17:01] Nagatoro
    I...?
[17:05] Senpai
    I'd like a good luck charm.
[17:08] Senpai
    What the heck am I doing?!
[17:10] Senpai
    Be more clear!
[17:12] Senpai
    When do you get off work?
[17:14] Senpai
    Wanna hit the shrine when you're done?
[17:17] Senpai
    I'll be waiting.
[17:18] Senpai
    I can't!
[17:19] Senpai
    I can't possibly act that slick!
[17:22] Nagatoro
    That'll be 200 yen.
[17:27] Nagatoro
    Thank you.
[17:33] Senpai
    I'll...
[17:35] Senpai
    I'll be waiting.
[17:47] Senpai
    I'll be waiting.
SIGN    S
    t
    a
    a
    a
    a
    r
    e
[17:52] Senpai
    What am I, a stalker?!
[17:57] Nagatoro
    Pffft. Are you a stalker?
SIGN    Pfft
SIGN    Are you a stalker?
SIGN    Are you a stalker?
SIGN    No
SIGN    Are you a stalker?
SIGN    No
SIGN    S
    t
    a
    a
    a
    a
    r
    e
SIGN    S
    t
    a
    a
    a
    a
    r
    e
SIGN    Give me 20 minutes
SIGN    Offerings
[18:18] Nagatoro
    Senpai!
[18:24] Nagatoro
    Please don't wander off after
    mumbling something like that.
[18:28] Senpai
    Sorry.
[18:30] Nagatoro
    You have talent as a future stalker.
[18:32] Senpai
    I'm sorry. Really.
[18:35] Nagatoro
    So, what's up?
[18:37] Nagatoro
    Whatcha waiting on me for?
[18:41] Senpai
    Well...
[18:43] Senpai
    I...
[18:44] Nagatoro
    I...?
[18:46] Senpai
    I thought we could visit the shrine together.
[18:50] Nagatoro
    With me?
[18:53] Senpai
    Er... Uh...
[19:06] Senpai
    Oh, yeah, isn't this shrine...
SIGN    Matchmaking
[19:09] Senpai
    A matchmaking shrine?!
[19:13] Nagatoro
    Senpai, what are you going to wish
    for at the matchmaking shrine?
[19:19] Senpai
    N-No...
[19:20] Senpai
    It has nothing to do with the
    fact that it's a matchmaking shrine.
[19:23] Nagatoro
    Are you sure?
[19:26] Nagatoro
    You aren't going to...
[19:28] Nagatoro
    make a wish that...
[19:30] Nagatoro
    I'll go out with you, are you?
[19:38] Nagatoro
    Give me a break!
[19:40] Senpai
    I-I-I'm not!
[19:43] Nagatoro
    Are you sure?
[19:45] Nagatoro
    I don't believe you.
[19:48] Senpai
    H-Hypothetically...
[19:50] Nagatoro
    Hypothetically?
[19:51] Senpai
    H-Hypothetically, okay?!
[19:53] Nagatoro
    Sure, sure, hypothetically.
[19:56] Senpai
    I-If I were to wish to g-go...
[20:01] Nagatoro
    G-G-Go?
[20:03] Senpai
    ...go out with you?
[20:06] Nagatoro
    Go out with me?
[20:11] Nagatoro
    If you were?!
[20:14] Senpai
    I'd rather not depend on the gods.
[20:18] Senpai
    I think I should make it happen myself.
[20:24] Senpai
    I'm just quoting the fortune.
[20:27] Nagatoro
    Well, good luck, then!
[20:30] Senpai
    It's j-j-just a hypothetical scenario!
[20:34] Nagatoro
    Sure, sure!
[20:35] Nagatoro
    It's hypothetical!
[21:03] Nagatoro
    So, what did you wish for in the end, Senpai?
[21:07] Senpai
    Family well-being.
[21:09] Nagatoro
    W-Wow, that's so plain.
[21:11] Senpai
    Wh-What's wrong with that?
[21:14] Senpai
    What about you, Nagatoro?
[21:16] Senpai
    What was your wish?
[21:17] Nagatoro
    Mine?
[21:20] Nagatoro
    My wish was...
[21:24] Nagatoro
    that I can...
[21:27] Nagatoro
    become your bride, Senpai.
[21:35] Senpai
    Wh-Wh-Wh-Wh-Wh-What?!
[21:38] Nagatoro
    Just kidding!
[21:42] Nagatoro
    Your bride?!
[21:44] Nagatoro
    Did you think I was serious?!
[21:46] Senpai
    Heck no.
[21:47] Nagatoro
    No, you totally took me seriously.
[21:51] Senpai
    Heck no.
[21:52] Nagatoro
    Liar! Liar!
[23:25] Nagatoro
    Points of improvement for today!
[23:27] Nagatoro
    Senpai, who asks for family
    well-being at a matchmaking shrine?
[23:30] Senpai
    What's wrong with that?
[23:31] Nagatoro
    You have to make a wish
    that's worth wishing for.
[23:33] Senpai
    Like?
[23:33] Nagatoro
    Like "make me popular."
[23:35] Senpai
    I think I'd rather just have
    another fun year, like last year.
[23:37] Nagatoro
    Stop acting so cool! Creep!

E7 - I Figured That's How You'd Ski, Senpai

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[00:04] Senpai
    Huh?
[00:05] Senpai
    Which way does it go?
[00:08] Senpai
    How does this work again?
[00:10] Senpai
    It might tear if I keep messing with it.
[00:14] Mom
    Nao-kun!
[00:15] Mom
    Dinner's ready!
[00:16] Senpai
    I'll be right there!
[00:18] Senpai
    Damn it!
[00:19] Senpai
    How is this supposed to fit?!
SIGN    DON'T TOY WITH ME,
    MISS NAGATORO
SIGN    DON'T TOY WITH ME,
    MISS NAGATORO
SIGN    I Figured That's How You'd Ski, Senpai.
SIGN    I Figured That's How You'd Ski, Senpai.
[01:59] Nagatoro
    'Sup, Senpai!
[02:01] Senpai
    Y-Yeah...
[02:03] Senpai
    'Sup.
[02:10] Nagatoro
    Hey, look...
[02:12] Nagatoro
    Contact lenses!
[02:14] Nagatoro
    Wow, you're switching to contacts?
[02:18] Senpai
    N-No, well...
[02:21] Nagatoro
    Are you trying for a glow-up?
[02:24] Nagatoro
    Are you trying to stop being a
    four-eyed dork and become a gigachad?
[02:28] Senpai
    I-I'm not!
[02:30] Senpai
    It's just that glasses get annoying,
[02:33] Senpai
    so I figured I'd try contacts for a change.
[02:36] Nagatoro
    Why don't you try them on, then?
[02:39] Nagatoro
    Now.
[02:41] Senpai
    Nah, I dunno...
[02:44] Nagatoro
    Senpai.
[02:49] Nagatoro
    So you bought them out of curiosity,
[02:51] Nagatoro
    but you're too scared to put them in.
[02:57] Nagatoro
    You squeamish, chickeney little boy.
[03:00] Nagatoro
    You can't even put in contacts!
[03:03] Nagatoro
    Poor you, Senpai.
[03:08] Senpai
    Sh-Shush!
[03:10] Nagatoro
    Oh, you.
[03:12] Nagatoro
    All right, then.
[03:14] Nagatoro
    I'll put them in for you.
[03:20] Nagatoro
    Oops, my hand slipped!
[03:25] Senpai
    I-I'll pass.
[03:27] Senpai
    I'll try it myself someday.
[03:29] Nagatoro
    Stop being such a wuss.
[03:32] Nagatoro
    It'll be okay.
[03:33] Nagatoro
    My brother used to not want
    to put his contacts in either.
[03:37] Nagatoro
    So I put them in for him once.
[03:40] Senpai
    Huh.
[03:42] Nagatoro
    Believe it or not, I'm a veteran.
[03:46] Senpai
    She's right, though.
[03:47] Senpai
    I'm never going to get them in by myself.
[03:53] Senpai
    Well, could you, then?
SIGN    Art Room
[04:10] Nagatoro
    Okay, first, take off your glasses, please.
[04:16] Nagatoro
    Gimme a sec.
[04:23] Senpai
    L-Look at me, not getting flustered
    over something like this.
[04:28] Senpai
    Clear your mind...
[04:31] Senpai
    Clear your mind, and...
[04:33] Nagatoro
    Senpai, open your eyes, please.
[04:44] Nagatoro
    Don't move, all right,
[04:47] Nagatoro
    Senpai?
[04:50] Senpai
    W-Wait, hang on!
[04:53] Senpai
    Wait, please.
[04:55] Senpai
    Hold on!
[04:58] Nagatoro
    Why should I stop now?
[05:05] Nagatoro
    Ready?
[05:07] Nagatoro
    I'm putting it in.
[05:25] Nagatoro
    It's in.
[05:32] Senpai
    Don't say it like that.
[05:35] Nagatoro
    What's wrong?
[05:36] Nagatoro
    Are you crying, Senpai?
[05:39] Senpai
    I-I'm not crying!
[05:43] Nagatoro
    Okay, let's do the other side, then.
[05:48] Senpai
    O-Okay.
[05:50] Nagatoro
    All right, ready?
[05:57] Nagatoro
    How are they?
[05:58] Senpai
    Th-They're okay, I guess.
[06:02] Senpai
    Actually, I never knew everything
    could look so clear without frames.
[06:13] Nagatoro
    You can't do your usual thing if
    you're wearing contacts, though.
[06:18] Senpai
    Usual thing?
[06:19] Nagatoro
    Senpai, can I see your glasses?
[06:21] Senpai
    Huh? S-Sure...
[06:38] Nagatoro
    This thing.
[06:40] Nagatoro
    You always do this when you're tense.
[06:47] Nagatoro
    Huh?
[06:48] Nagatoro
    Hang on, Senpai, are you getting
    turned on by seeing me in glasses?
[06:54] Senpai
    I-I'm not!
[06:55] Nagatoro
    See? Look!
[06:56] Nagatoro
    You're doing it!
[06:57] Nagatoro
    You're definitely tense, Senpai.
[06:59] Senpai
    I'm not!
[07:00] Nagatoro
    See? You're doing it even
    without your glasses!
[07:03] Senpai
    No, I'm just...
[07:26] Gamo
    Damn. I almost beat you, Hayacchi.
[07:29] Nagatoro
    You weren't even close.
[07:31] Yoshi
    Amateur.
[07:32] Sakura
    Which course should we do next?
[07:35] Takao
    Wow.
[07:36] Hino
    They came down via the black course.
[07:38] Takao
    Those popular-looking girls
    are first-years, aren't they?
[07:43] Takao
    Meanwhile, we've been going
    to ski camp for two years,
[07:46] Takao
    and we can barely do the beginner's course.
[07:48] Hino
    We're pathetic.
[07:49] Senpai
    Don't say it.
[07:51] Takao
    Must be fun being able to ski so well.
[07:54] Hino
    Right?
[08:05] Nagatoro
    Looks like no one can keep up
     with me on this slope.
[08:14] Nagatoro
    Senpai?!
[08:16] Nagatoro
    Not bad, Senpai.
[08:18] Nagatoro
    Especially coming from you.
[08:21] Senpai
    This is nothing.
[08:24] Nagatoro
    All right, let's race to the bottom!
[08:28] Senpai
    Very well.
[08:35] Takao
    You okay?
[08:37] Hino
    Scary...
[08:41] Takao
    Wanna take a break?
[08:43] Senpai
    It hasn't even been an hour yet.
[08:46] Senpai
    Why don't we go a bit more?
[08:47] Takao
    Nah, we're hopeless,
    no matter how much we practice.
[08:51] Hino
    Exactly.
[08:54] Takao
    Hey, here comes one of the popular girls.
[08:57] Takao
    Uh-oh.
[08:58] Takao
    Have you done something?
[08:59] Hino
    Dunno.
[09:02] Nagatoro
    'Sup, Senpai?
[09:06] Senpai
    'S-'Sup?
[09:07] Takao
    What?!
[09:08] Hino
    You know her?!
[09:09] Senpai
    Y-Yeah, I guess.
[09:12] Nagatoro
    Are you skiing with your friends?
[09:15] Senpai
    N-Nah, we aren't really skiing much.
[09:19] Senpai
    Mostly just chatting.
[09:22] Nagatoro
    Wanna stop wasting time and come ski with me?
[09:26] Senpai
    I-I guess I could.
[09:29] Nagatoro
    Okay, I'm taking Senpai with me.
[09:32] Takao; Hino
    Sure, sure.
[09:34] Nagatoro
    Hurry up, Senpai.
[09:36] Nagatoro
    Hurry, hurry.
[09:40] Takao
    Nao-kun, no way...
[09:41] Takao
    Are you two going out?!
[09:44] Senpai
    N-Naw...
[09:48] Takao; Hino
    Ew.
[09:55] Nagatoro
    Senpai, don't tell me...
[09:58] Nagatoro
    Did they think we're dating or something?
[10:02] Senpai
    Wh—I-I 'unno.
[10:04] Nagatoro
    "I-I 'unno," he says.
[10:07] Nagatoro
    Gross!
[10:09] Nagatoro
    Wow, the slope is so flat.
[10:12] Nagatoro
    Beginner courses are way too easy for me.
[10:16] Nagatoro
    But sure, I'll do it with you.
[10:18] Senpai
    Why, thank you.
[10:20] Nagatoro
    Come on, Senpai, let's go!
[10:23] Senpai
    R-Right.
[10:33] Senpai
    I-I can't stop!
[10:35] Nagatoro
    Senpai!
[10:36] Nagatoro
    Brake!
[10:37] Nagatoro
    Brake!
[10:45] Nagatoro
    Senpai!
[10:50] Nagatoro
    I figured that's how you'd ski, Senpai.
[10:55] Senpai
    Of course it is!
[10:56] Senpai
    You didn't think I could
    actually ski, did you?
[11:00] Nagatoro
    I mean, everyone's got
    something they're good at.
[11:03] Nagatoro
    I thought maybe you'd be a good skier.
[11:06] Senpai
    No way!
[11:07] Nagatoro
    Eh, you aren't worse than I expected.
[11:09] Nagatoro
    Just gotta practice, Senpai.
[11:15] Nagatoro
    Let's start with the basics.
[11:18] Senpai
    O-Okay.
[11:20] Nagatoro
    Angle your skis so you
    can brake using the edge.
[11:24] Nagatoro
    That's it.
[11:25] Nagatoro
    That's the idea.
[11:30] Senpai
    S-Sorry.
[11:31] Nagatoro
    As expected.
[11:33] Nagatoro
    Exactly as expected.
[11:57] Nagatoro
    Come on.
[11:59] Nagatoro
    You gotta get a move on.
[12:07] Gamo
    Hayacchi spotted.
[12:10] Nagatoro
    Hey!
[12:12] Gamo
    Break a leg!
[12:13] Sakura
    See you later.
[12:15] Yoshi
    So long!
[12:27] Takao
    Nao-kun, can you ski a little now?
[12:30] Senpai
    No, not at all.
[12:32] Takao
    What are you doing?
[12:34] Takao
    You even had a private instructor.
[12:37] Hino
    You gotta do better.
[12:38] Senpai
    I'm trying.
[12:43] Takao
    Oh, it's the night skiers.
[12:47] Nagatoro
    Senpai!
[12:50] Nagatoro
    You're coming night skiing, right?
[12:53] Nagatoro
    I'm going to teach you good again.
[12:55] Nagatoro
    You'd better be ready.
[13:00] Senpai
    Nah...
[13:05] Senpai
    My legs kinda hurt from all the skiing.
[13:12] Senpai
    I'll pass on the night skiing.
[13:15] Nagatoro
    Oh, really?
[13:19] Nagatoro
    Oh, well, I guess.
[13:21] Nagatoro
    I hope you get a bit stronger.
[13:24] Nagatoro
    Later.
[13:26] Senpai
    Y-Yeah.
[13:28] Senpai
    Later.
[13:30] Takao
    Are you sure you wanna
     blow off your private instructor?
[13:33] Hino
    What a waste.
[13:36] Senpai
    It's fine.
[13:39] Gamo
    Are you sure?
[13:42] Takao
    More popular girls!
[13:44] Hino
    Do you know them?
[13:46] Senpai
    Y-Yeah, kinda.
[13:48] Gamo
    You really want to go skiing
    with Hayacchi, don't you?
[13:51] Yoshi
    Don't you?
[13:54] Senpai
    Nah...
[13:56] Senpai
    I'm sure she'd rather ski at her own pace.
[14:00] Senpai
    I'd just end up slowing her down.
[14:03] Yoshi
    Sure, she's about the
    best skier in our grade.
[14:07] Gamo
    She's next level.
[14:09] Yoshi
    Next level!
[14:11] Gamo
    Although...
[14:13] Gamo
    That's not really the point, is it?
[14:17] Gamo
    Later!
[14:19] Yoshi
    G'bye!
[14:31] Takao
    Nao-kun's on his way to
    becoming a popular kid.
[14:35] Senpai
    I'm not!
SIGN    DON'T TOY WITH ME,
    MISS NAGATORO
SIGN    DON'T TOY WITH ME,
    MISS NAGATORO
SIGN    Beginner Course
[15:32] Senpai
    I thought I didn't like this kind of thing.
[15:51] Nagatoro
    Senpai!
[15:54] Nagatoro
    Not bad, Senpai.
[15:55] Nagatoro
    Especially coming from you.
[16:01] Senpai
    Guess I'll try a little more.
[16:08] Kid
    I can't stop!
[16:23] Dad
    I'm sorry!
[16:25] Senpai
    A-Are you all right?
[16:27] Kid
    Y-Yes.
[16:29] Dad
    Thank you for helping him.
[16:32] Senpai
    O-Oh, it's fine.
[16:35] Dad
    Thank you so much.
[16:41] Senpai
    Well, guess I'll ski some more.
[16:47] Guy A
    I totally can!
[16:48] Guy B
    Legit?!
[16:51] Guy B
    Aw, shit!
[16:53] Senpai
    H-He's headed straight for me!
[17:10] Nagatoro
    Watch where you're going.
[17:13] Guy B
    S-Sorry!
[17:19] Senpai
    Thanks.
[17:21] Nagatoro
    The way you were skiing
    when you helped that kid...
[17:25] Nagatoro
    That was pretty good, Senpai.
[17:30] Senpai
    Y-You saw?
[17:33] Nagatoro
    Man, I can recognize you
    from way in the distance.
[17:38] Nagatoro
    You're all wobbly, like a drunk driver.
[17:46] Nagatoro
    So funny.
[17:52] Senpai
    H-Hey...
[17:54] Nagatoro
    Yeah? What's up?
[17:56] Senpai
    I-I still can't ski well.
[18:02] Senpai
    S-Since we're here...
[18:05] Nagatoro
    Since we're here?
[18:08] Senpai
    C-Could you...
[18:12] Nagatoro
    Could I...
[18:17] Senpai
    Teach me some more?
[18:19] Senpai
    How to ski.
[18:25] Nagatoro
    F-Fine, then.
[18:27] Nagatoro
    I'd feel bad leaving you all alone.
SIGN    Beginner Course
[18:41] Nagatoro
    Senpai, you're looking down
    at your feet too much.
[18:44] Nagatoro
    You gotta keep your eyes forward.
[18:47] Senpai
    Okay.
[18:48] Senpai
    I keep staring down.
[18:50] Senpai
    What do I do?
[18:55] Nagatoro
    Just watch me for now.
[19:03] Nagatoro
    That's it.
[19:05] Nagatoro
    That's how you do it.
[19:12] Nagatoro
    Senpai's gazing at me!
[19:16] Senpai
    I'm not!
[19:21] Gamo
    We only have the AM for skiing, huh?
[19:24] Gamo
    That went by quick.
[19:27] Gamo
    So, how'd it go?
[19:29] Gamo
    Can Paisen ski a little now?
[19:34] Nagatoro
    Hey, just watch him.
[19:36] Nagatoro
    Watch what I can do with Senpai.
[19:40] Hino
    Nao-kun-sensei, teach me how to ski.
[19:43] Takao
    Your private instructor
    taught you how, didn't she?
[19:46] Senpai
    Huh?
[19:47] Senpai
    N-Nah...
[19:49] Senpai
    I'm not good enough to teach anyone.
[19:52] Takao
    Just teach us.
[19:54] Senpai
    I-I guess I can teach you a bit.
[19:57] Senpai
    It's like this, and...
[20:02] Gamo
    LOLOLOLOL!
SIGN    Art Room
SIGN    Art School
    Admission
[20:14] Senpai
    Congratulations on getting accepted.
[20:17] Senpai
    Of course you'd make it into
    art school straight out of high school.
[20:21] Senpai
    You're amazing.
[20:23] President
    This is but a single step.
[20:26] President
    Don't count your chickens, et cetera.
[20:28] Senpai
    Uh-huh.
[20:30] President
    And it's your turn next.
[20:33] President
    Have you decided what you're
    doing after graduation?
[20:38] Senpai
    I still want to aim for art school, too.
[20:44] President
    Oh?
[20:45] Senpai
    I-I-Is something wrong?
[20:50] President
    I never thought I'd hear such
    a positive response from you.
[20:54] President
    I'm slightly surprised.
[20:57] Senpai
    A-Are you?
[21:00] President
    Is it the cat-eared girl's influence?
[21:04] Senpai
    I-It's not really...
[21:14] Senpai
    It's been about a year since I met Nagatoro.
[21:20] (Flashback) Nagatoro
    Senpai!
[21:23] Senpai
    She messes with me every day.
[21:26] Senpai
    I guess she might be influencing me a bit.
[21:32] Senpai
    But what are Nagatoro's plans for the future?
[21:38] Senpai
    What are her career goals?
[21:47] Senpai
    I actually don't know anything.
[23:25] Takao
    Points of improvement for today.
[23:27] Hino
    Man, I never knew Nao-kun had a life.
[23:29] Senpai
    I-It's nothing like that.
[23:30] Hino
    So, how far have you gone?
[23:32] Takao
    Those popular girls told me.
[23:34] Takao
    You're making her model in swimsuits
    and making her wear leggings and stuff.
[23:38] Senpai
    You're not wrong, but you're wrong!

E8 - Why Don't You Try Bulking Up a Little, Paisen?

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[00:00] Senpai
    This cabinet is nearly full with canvases...
[00:04] Nagatoro
    Doesn't look like it'll fit many more.
[00:07] Nagatoro
    Why don't you sell them?
[00:09] Nagatoro
    Like at an auction or something.
[00:11] Senpai
    No way.
[00:12] Senpai
    A student's work isn't going to sell.
[00:14] Nagatoro
    Yeah, you're right.
[00:16] Nagatoro
    Especially not your work.
[00:18] Nagatoro
    There's no way you're selling any.
[00:21] Nagatoro
    I think you can easily dispose of this one.
SIGN    DON'T TOY WITH ME,
    MISS NAGATORO
SIGN    DON'T TOY WITH ME,
    MISS NAGATORO
SIGN    Why Don't You Try Bulking Up a Little, Paisen?
SIGN    Why Don't You Try Bulking Up a Little, Paisen?
[02:03] Senpai
    I can't quite get in the mood.
[02:06] Senpai
    I feel like there's something
    I'd rather be drawing...
[02:34] Nagatoro
    You were watching me just now,
     weren't you, Senpai?
[02:38] Nagatoro
    You were glancing at me just now, right?
[02:41] Nagatoro
    Right? Right?
[02:42] Nagatoro
    Were you just violating me with your eyes?
[02:44] Nagatoro
    Creepy creep!
[02:46] Senpai
    N-No!
[02:47] Nagatoro
    Oh?
[02:48] Nagatoro
    Did you need something, then?
[02:50] Senpai
    Well...
[02:52] Senpai
    I just realized, there's something
    I haven't drawn lately.
[02:56] Nagatoro
    What's that?
[02:58] Senpai
    P-Portraits.
[03:08] Nagatoro
    So?
[03:10] Senpai
    I-If...
[03:12] Senpai
    you'd like...
[03:15] Senpai
    would you...
[03:19] Senpai
    model for me again?
[03:28] Nagatoro
    Aw, I dunno...
[03:31] Nagatoro
    Believe it or not, I'm pretty busy.
[03:36] Senpai
    M-Maybe next time, then.
[03:39] Nagatoro
    Oh, all right.
[03:41] Nagatoro
    I can't say no if you insist, Senpai.
[03:46] Nagatoro
    Guess I'll have to take one for the team!
[03:48] Senpai
    Y-You don't need to do that!
[03:52] Nagatoro
    You're beet red!
[03:53] Nagatoro
    You're actually dying to
    draw something naughty.
[03:56] Senpai
    I'm not!
[04:02] Nagatoro
    What kind of pose do you like?
[04:05] Senpai
    A-Anything's fine.
[04:10] Nagatoro
    When someone asks you
    what you want for dinner,
[04:13] Nagatoro
    you're the kind of guy
    who's, like, "anything,"
[04:16] Nagatoro
    aren't you, Senpai?
[04:19] Nagatoro
    What do you want for dinner?
[04:21] Senpai
    Anything.
[04:24] Senpai
    Sorry.
[04:25] Senpai
    Then...
[04:27] Senpai
    Whatever pose comes most
    naturally to you, then.
[04:30] Nagatoro
    Natural, huh? Hmm...
[04:35] Nagatoro
    Something like this?
[04:38] Senpai
    Some kind of ready stance?
[04:40] Nagatoro
    Muay Thai.
[04:42] Senpai
    It actually looks convincing.
[04:44] Nagatoro
    Though, I only really dabbled.
[04:47] Nagatoro
    I can do other stuff, too.
[04:50] Senpai
    That's boxing, right?
[04:52] Senpai
    What's that?
[04:53] Nagatoro
    "Don't think."
[04:55] Nagatoro
    "Feel."
[04:57] Senpai
    Huh?
[04:58] Nagatoro
    This one's a bit more obscure.
[05:01] Senpai
    I don't know what that is.
[05:04] Nagatoro
    Capoeira!
[05:07] Senpai
    Those poses all suit Nagatoro,
     but I can't decide.
[05:12] Nagatoro
    Other than that...
[05:22] Senpai
    That's it!
[05:24] Nagatoro
    Oh, that wasn't it.
[05:27] Senpai
    No, I liked that one.
[05:30] Senpai
    That one seemed the most natural.
[05:36] Nagatoro
    Did it?
[05:40] Senpai
    Okay, could you do that again, then?
[05:43] Nagatoro
    Oh, fine.
[05:51] Senpai
    What's this ready stance from?
[05:54] Senpai
    I don't really know, but...
[05:59] Senpai
    It looks good.
[06:19] Nagatoro
    Let's see.
[06:26] Senpai
    Wh-What do you think?
[06:30] Nagatoro
    It's kinda pervy.
[06:32] Nagatoro
    You were ogling me all over.
[06:35] Nagatoro
    Gross! Gross! Gross!
[06:39] Senpai
    Wait, what's this stance from, though?
[06:42] Senpai
    Karate?
[06:43] Senpai
    That's not it...
[06:47] Nagatoro
    This is my original martial art!
[06:53] Gamo
    'Sup?
[06:54] Sakura
    Look at them, flirting again.
[06:57] Yoshi
    Flirty paradise!
[06:58] Nagatoro
    I was just strangling Senpai
    because he was being gross!
[07:02] Sakura
    You like it rough, huh?
[07:04] Yoshi
    Violence!
[07:09] Gamo
    That's a nice stance.
[07:12] Gamo
    Wanna do it again?
[07:18] Senpai
    "Do it"? Do what?
[07:25] Gamo
    Wait up!
[07:30] Senpai
    I'm not telling you, Senpai.
[07:34] Gamo
    Hold up!
[07:35] Sakura
    Wait!
[07:36] Yoshi
    Jeez, wait!
SIGN    Judo Dojo
[07:48] Takao
    Fight back, Nao-kun!
[07:51] Hino
    Shrimp! Shrimp!
[07:53] Male student
    Winner!
[07:57] Takao
    Try a little harder. Jeez.
[07:59] Hino
    You got wiped.
[08:01] Senpai
    If Nagatoro saw me like this...
[08:04] Nagatoro
    Pupupu!
[08:06] Nagatoro
    You're such a wimp, Senpai!
[08:10] Nagatoro
    I'm gonna have to train you really hard.
[08:20] Nagatoro
    Wimp.
[08:21] Senpai
    Shut up.
[08:23] Takao
    Did you say something?
[08:25] Senpai
    No, nothing.
[08:27] Teacher
    All right, it's the time of the year
    that you've all been waiting for.
SIGN    21st
    Kazehaya High School Judo Tournament
    Date: March 20 1:00 PM
    At the school dojo
     Male and Female Divisions
     Prizes for winners
     All members participating!
[08:37] Senpai
    So we're doing this again this year.
[08:41] Senpai
    I bet you'd be good at this
    kind of thing, Nagatoro.
SIGN    Art Room
[08:54] Senpai
    I wonder if she's coming today.
[08:57] Gamo
    'Sup?!
[08:58] Yoshi
    'Sup?!
[09:01] Gamo
    Check this shit out!
[09:03] Gamo
    Look at what they're doing!
[09:04] Yoshi
    Get it?!
[09:06] Gamo
    Huh?
[09:07] Gamo
    Are you the only one here, Paisen?
[09:09] Senpai
    Yeah.
[09:11] Senpai
    She vanished after she saw that around noon.
[09:15] Gamo
    So she's still like that about judo, huh?
[09:19] Yoshi
    Deserter!
[09:21] Gamo
    That's just how she is.
[09:25] Yoshi
    I'll go win in Hayacchi's place!
[09:27] Gamo
    That would be cheating.
[09:30] Senpai
    H-Hey...
[09:33] Senpai
    D-Does Nagatoro do j-judo and stuff?
[09:40] Gamo
    What? What? What?
[09:42] Gamo
    Are you curious?
[09:43] Yoshi
    Curiousi-tree!
[09:45] Senpai
    N-Nah, I was just wondering.
[09:49] Yoshi
    You were!
[09:54] Gamo
    Here.
SIGN    From general fitness to pro coaching! Mixed martial arts gym!
SIGN    Beginners welcome!!
SIGN    Weight loss!
     Fitness!
     Stress relief!
     Exercise!
[10:01] Gamo
    We run a gym.
[10:03] Senpai
    Huh.
[10:04] Gamo
    Why don't you try
    bulking up a little, Paisen?
[10:08] Senpai
    What?!
[10:10] Senpai
    Wh-What are you even talking about?
SIGN    Realize your aspirations
[10:19] Gamo
    We're accepting trial memberships.
[10:22] Yoshi
    Marketing!
SIGN    DON'T TOY WITH ME,
    MISS NAGATORO
SIGN    DON'T TOY WITH ME,
    MISS NAGATORO
[10:37] Senpai
    So I kinda ended up coming...
[10:40] (Flashback) Gamo
    Oh, if you're going to come watch the gym,
    you should come on Saturday around noon.
[10:44] (Flashback) Yoshi
    Don't need to bring anything!
[10:46] Senpai
    I guess I'll take a look inside.
[11:12] Nagatoro
    S-Senpai?!
[11:25] Nagatoro
    You knocked me down,
    but it was just for a second!
[11:28] Gamo
    Nope, that was a pretty good punch.
[11:31] Nagatoro
    All because Senpai emerged
    out of nowhere glaring at me.
[11:35] Senpai
    Sorry.
[11:37] Gamo
    It's your fault for getting distracted.
[11:40] Gamo
    Anyway, get some rest.
[11:42] Nagatoro
    Huh?
[11:48] Nagatoro
    Stalker.
[11:49] Senpai
    I-I'm not!
[11:52] Nagatoro
    So, why are you here, Senpai?
[11:55] Nagatoro
    You obviously don't have any
    interest in this kind of stuff.
[11:59] Senpai
    No, yeah, well...
[12:01] Gamo
    Be nice to my customers!
[12:05] Nagatoro
    And I bet you just brought
    him here for the laughs!
[12:09] Nagatoro
    Whatever.
[12:10] Nagatoro
    Just watch there, I guess.
[12:13] Nagatoro
    I'm going over there.
[12:16] Senpai
    I-It's true that I don't have much
    interest in martial arts...
[12:24] Senpai
    I was a complete failure at
    the judo tournament last year.
[12:29] Senpai
    I just wanted to do a little
    bit better this year.
[12:38] Senpai
    S-So...
[12:42] Senpai
    Could you teach me a little judo?
[12:55] Senpai
    What was I expecting?
[12:57] Senpai
    I just barged in and begged her to teach me.
[13:01] Senpai
    I'm being a nuisance.
[13:10] Nagatoro
    Y-You came all this way.
[13:13] Nagatoro
    I guess I can coach you a bit,
    if you're actually serious.
[13:21] Senpai
    Thanks!
[13:26] Nagatoro
    Also, since I'm coaching you...
[13:29] Nagatoro
    you shall not be allowed a pitiful defeat.
[13:34] Senpai
    Maybe I shouldn't have asked.
[13:38] Nagatoro
    Okay, let's start with falling techniques.
[13:40] Senpai
    Y-Yes, ma'am.
[13:45] Nagatoro
    You kinda know how to do it already, huh?
[13:48] Senpai
    Yeah...
[13:49] Senpai
    It would hurt if I didn't.
[13:50] Gamo
    We're going for lunch.
[13:52] Gamo
    What about you guys?
[13:53] Nagatoro
    I'll join later.
[13:56] Nagatoro
    What about you?
[13:57] Senpai
    I ate at home.
[13:59] Gamo
    Okay, watch the shop for us.
[14:02] Nagatoro
    Sure.
[14:09] Nagatoro
    Well, wanna try some free practice, then?
[14:14] Senpai
    Already?!
[14:14] Nagatoro
    We go straight to practical skills.
     That's how we do things in Nagatoro Style.
[14:19] Senpai
    Er...
[14:19] Senpai
    Yeah.
[14:20] Senpai
    I can see that.
[14:23] Nagatoro
    Now...
[14:25] Nagatoro
    You'd better get ready for this, Senpai!
[14:38] Nagatoro
    Senpai...
[14:39] Nagatoro
    Why are you just standing there?!
SIGN    Death
[14:43] Senpai
    S-So soon!
SIGN    Bop
[14:48] Nagatoro
    Senpai, you were so terrified!
[14:52] Senpai
    I-I-I'm not terrified!
[14:55] Nagatoro
    I'm not done yet!
[14:58] Nagatoro
    There! Pinned!
[15:01] Nagatoro
    Come on. Try getting out.
[15:05] Senpai
    H-How do I get out?!
[15:12] Senpai
    I can't move!
[15:16] Senpai
    I've been pinned by huge, brawny guys...
[15:21] Senpai
    But this is even harder!
[15:23] Nagatoro
    Try harder, Senpai!
[15:27] Nagatoro
    In 20 seconds, I'll win the match!
[15:30] Senpai
    I-I can't!
[15:32] Nagatoro
    No way.
[15:33] Nagatoro
    Even beginner girls can fight longer than this.
[15:37] Senpai
    I can't!
[15:39] Senpai
    Because...
[15:40] Nagatoro
    Because...?
[15:43] Senpai
    Your b...
[15:44] Nagatoro
    My b...?
[15:46] Senpai
    Your body's too heavy.
[15:52] Senpai
    What?!
[15:53] Nagatoro
    How could you even suggest I'm heavy?!
[15:56] Senpai
    You won't even move...
[15:59] Nagatoro
    That's because of my technique!
[16:02] Nagatoro
    Skills!
[16:03] Nagatoro
    Abilities!
[16:05] Nagatoro
    Control the center of mass well, and even
    a dainty girl like me can hold a guy down!
[16:15] Nagatoro
    It's not because I'm heavy!
[16:18] Senpai
    I'm being crushed!
[16:25] Senpai
    Not that I had high hopes,
    but I didn't stand a chance.
[16:28] Senpai
    She always impresses me.
[16:31] Senpai
    But...
[16:34] Member A
    She can kick her from so far back.
[16:37] Member B
    She's got sick reach for a high school girl.
[16:43] Member B
    Hayacchi's got a good thing going,
    but the physical difference...
[17:19] Nagatoro
    Senpai.
[17:20] Nagatoro
    I didn't expect much physical strength or
     technique, but you have no stamina at all.
[17:24] Senpai
    That throw...
[17:27] Nagatoro
    Oh, that would have won
     the match if it were judo.
[17:30] Nagatoro
    But in MMA, it's just one point.
[17:34] (Flashback) Member C
    Stop there!
[17:37] Senpai
    I can't quite finish off
    someone in Gamo-chan's class.
[17:44] Senpai
    Did you do judo before?
[17:54] Nagatoro
    I guess. A little, a while ago.
[17:57] Senpai
    Th-That's amazing.
[17:59] Nagatoro
    Not really.
[18:00] Nagatoro
    I'm just doing stuff as a hobby now.
[18:05] Nagatoro
    I don't hate judo, either, but there
     were people I just couldn't beat.
[18:12] Nagatoro
    I felt stuck, and I got tired of it.
[18:16] Nagatoro
    That's about all it was.
[18:25] Senpai
    You might be able to win the
    school tournament, though.
[18:31] Nagatoro
    I'm done already!
[18:36] Nagatoro
    Whatever.
    I'm gonna pass on the tournament.
[18:39] Senpai
    Oh.
[18:42] Nagatoro
    Okay, I'm going this way.
[18:44] Senpai
    Right.
[18:45] Senpai
    Bye.
[18:46] Nagatoro
    You'd better get your running in.
[18:49] Senpai
    Y-Yeah.
[18:50] Senpai
    If I have the time.
[18:59] Senpai
    That throw...
[19:04] Senpai
    Th-That throw was beautiful.
[19:14] Nagatoro
    Say what?
[20:57] Gamo
    Uh-oh.
[20:58] Gamo
    Are you supposed to be here?
[21:00] Nagatoro
    What do you mean?
[21:02] Gamo
    The president's apparently working
    Paisen one-on-one really hard.
[21:07] Yoshi
    Spartan!
SIGN    Judo Dojo
[21:10] Senpai
    What did you need from me, President?
[21:12] Senpai
    Why did you call me here?
[21:14] Senpai
    You're done with exams already.
[21:16] Senpai
    I thought you didn't need
    to come to school anymore.
[21:19] President
    I happened to hear that you've been training
    for the upcoming school judo tournament.
[21:28] Senpai
    Wh-Who told you that?
[21:31] President
    The cat-eared girl's usual
    buddies came to inform me.
[21:35] (Flashback) Gamo
    Hey, President, did you hear?
[21:38] (Flashback) Yoshi
    Whistle-blower!
[21:39] Senpai
    The friends! Damn it!
[21:41] President
    So, I shall give you some training.
[21:45] Senpai
    N-No, you don't need to do that for me.
[21:49] President
    Stop bumbling and ready yourself!
[21:55] Senpai
    She's kinda like Nagatoro
    in how pushy she is.
[22:05] Senpai
    She's not wearing a shirt—
SIGN    Judo Dojo
SIGN    Ba m
[22:20] Senpai
    N-Nagatoro...
[22:24] Nagatoro
    What the hell are you doing?!
[22:27] President
    Training.
[22:27] Nagatoro
    You freaking pervert!
[22:31] President
    I wouldn't mind training him
     until the tournament...
[22:39] Senpai
    I appreciate it, but Nagatoro's
    teaching me right now.
[22:50] President
    I see.
[22:51] President
    "Old soldiers never die,
    they just fade away."
SIGN    Judo Dojo
[22:55] President
    Though my soul shall
    continue in the Art Club.
[23:00] President
    Farewell.
[23:03] Nagatoro
    And off to the trash bin for
    the bunny-eared girl!
[23:08] Nagatoro
    Now I'm gonna whip you into shape!
[23:16] President
    Sorry to keep you waiting
[23:25] Nagatoro
    Points of improvement for today.
[23:27] Nagatoro
    Senpai, you know what you did.
[23:28] Senpai
    I'm sorry for calling a girl heavy.
[23:29] Nagatoro
    Oh, that?
[23:30] Senpai
    Er, um...
[23:31] Senpai
    Is it about how I got squashed
    by the president's breasts?
[23:34] Senpai
    I w-wasn't really thinking about
     her breasts or anything...
[23:37] Nagatoro
    You still are!

E9 - That Is, If You Win at Least Once, Senpai

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[00:27] Senpai
    I hope I can win for once.
[00:30] Senpai
    Especially since I owe it to Nagatoro,
    for helping me practice.
SIGN    Kawaguchi Yamashita Nagatoro Urao Orihara Minami Kawashima Hidaka Kawata Ueda Moriguchi
[00:46] Nagatoro
    It's in the past, anyway.
SIGN    DON'T TOY WITH ME,
    MISS NAGATORO
SIGN    DON'T TOY WITH ME,
    MISS NAGATORO
SIGN    That Is, If You Win at Least Once, Senpai.
SIGN    That Is, If You Win at Least Once, Senpai.
[02:41] Ref
    Full point!
[02:44] Mob A
    Wow...
[02:46] Mob B
    That was a really clean throw.
SIGN    Judo Dojo
SIGN    Judo Tournament Female Bracket
[02:53] Ref
    Begin!
[02:54] Yoshi
    All right!
[02:58] Girl B
    H-Hey...
[02:59] Girl B
    Um...
[03:03] Ref
    Hold it!
[03:04] Ref
    Warning!
[03:16] Sakura
    I could have finished you
    if you were a guy...
[03:27] Gamo
    Congrats on winning the first round.
[03:29] Nagatoro
    Thanks.
[03:31] Gamo
    You looked pretty good out there.
[03:33] Gamo
    You're in good condition today, huh?
[03:34] Nagatoro
    Whatever.
SIGN    Kimura Kawaguchi Yamashita Nagatoro Urao Orihara Minami Kawashima Hidaka
[03:37] Gamo
    I hope I can win the first round, at least.
[03:40] Sakura
    My hair's a mess.
[03:43] Yoshi
    I'm tired.
[03:44] Nagatoro
    Hey.
[03:46] Gamo
    Heya.
[03:50] Takao
    You're awful fired up today, Nao-kun.
[03:52] Hino
    You had dead fish eyes last year.
[03:56] Senpai
    D-Did I?
[03:58] Senpai
    I don't think I'm that different.
[04:00] Takao
    No, you're turning into
    one of the popular kids.
[04:02] Hino
    Traitor.
[04:04] Senpai
    I'm not!
[04:05] Senpai
    I'm just getting used to it
    since this is my second time.
[04:08] Guy A
    Ooh, Orihara from Class B is joining.
[04:12] Mob C
    Wow.
[04:14] Mob C
    The girls are gonna have a rough time.
[04:16] Mob D
    For real?
[04:18] Mob D
    Is that even fair?
[04:19] Mob C
    She's a candidate to
    represent Japan, isn't she?
[04:24] Gamo
    Also, my first round is against her.
[04:28] Sakura
    My condolences.
[04:30] Yoshi
    Don't give up!
[04:43] Ref
    Begin!
[04:46] Orihara
    Here we go!
[04:49] Gamo
    I don't think I'm going to win anyway.
[04:51] Gamo
    Maybe I should forfeit.
[04:53] Orihara
    Huh? Really?
[04:55] Gamo
    Kidding!
[05:04] Gamo
    Not done yet!
[05:08] Ref
    Full point!
[05:11] Nagatoro
    Good job.
[05:12] Sakura
    Good job.
[05:13] Yoshi
    Nice fight.
[05:14] Gamo
    Man...
[05:16] Gamo
    She's really nimble.
[05:18] Gamo
    She's gotten even stronger than before.
[05:22] Nagatoro
    You've fought her before, Gamo-chan?
[05:26] Gamo
    No, I haven't.
[05:27] Gamo
    I'm just guessing from what I've seen.
[05:30] Nagatoro
    You don't need to give me a report.
[05:33] Nagatoro
    It's not my problem.
[05:35] Gamo
    Don't say that.
[05:38] Gamo
    You're up against her next, Hayacchi.
[05:41] Gamo
    Now's your chance to redeem yourself!
[05:43] Sakura
    Go win!
[05:44] Yoshi
    Get 'er!
[05:47] Nagatoro
    I'm not into that stuffy stuff.
[05:50] Sakura
    You're so boring.
[05:53] Yoshi
    All so fleeting.
[05:55] Gamo
    But don't you want to impress Paisen?
[05:59] Nagatoro
    What?! Senpai's got nothing to do with this!
[06:02] Gamo
    Bean sprouts like Paisen
    like strong girls, you know.
[06:07] Nagatoro
    I told you, he has nothing to do with it!
[06:11] Orihara
    Hayacchi!
[06:14] Orihara
    Hey.
[06:16] Nagatoro
    H-Hey.
[06:18] Orihara
    I haven't fought you in forever.
[06:20] Nagatoro
    Y-Yeah, I guess.
[06:22] Orihara
    I hope it turns out to be a really good bout!
[06:25] Orihara
    You're not gonna beat me!
[06:28] Orihara
    Bye!
[06:30] Friends
    Stare...
[06:33] Nagatoro
    What a pain.
[06:36] Nagatoro
    Maybe I should forfeit.
[06:39] Gamo
    Where are you going?
[06:41] Yoshi
    Where?
[06:42] Nagatoro
    Taking a break!
[06:56] Nagatoro
    What?
[07:00] Nagatoro
    Senpai.
[07:03] Senpai
    W-Well, I...
[07:05] Senpai
    Sh-She seems pretty strong.
[07:10] Nagatoro
    She wasn't before.
[07:13] Senpai
    Before?
[07:16] Nagatoro
    It's none of your business.
[07:20] Senpai
    Y-You're right.
[07:27] Nagatoro
    Not that you'd be interested to hear...
[07:31] Senpai
    Y-Yeah?
[07:34] Nagatoro
    But I've been doing judo since I was a kid.
[07:40] Nagatoro
    I had a knack for it, so I won a
    few tournaments and stuff, too.
[07:48] Nagatoro
    I was in the same dojo she was.
[07:54] Nagatoro
    She didn't really have raw talent for it,
[07:58] Nagatoro
    and I'd always beat her.
[08:03] Nagatoro
    But she'd always get so upset when she lost.
[08:08] Nagatoro
    Every time we fought,
    she got better and better.
[08:16] Nagatoro
    And after so many fights...
[08:25] Nagatoro
    It wasn't even close.
[08:27] Nagatoro
    She destroyed me.
[08:30] Nagatoro
    To be honest, I didn't feel
    like I could win anymore.
[08:37] Nagatoro
    When I thought about beating me
    every time going forward,
[08:43] Nagatoro
    I lost interest.
[08:49] Nagatoro
    And then I ended up quitting judo.
[08:54] Nagatoro
    Meanwhile, she's a candidate
    to represent Japan.
[08:57] Nagatoro
    We're in totally different worlds now.
[09:02] Nagatoro
    Well, since I know I'm going to lose,
    I'm just gonna go get it over with.
[09:09] Senpai
    That doesn't sound like you, Nagatoro.
[09:14] Nagatoro
    What?
[09:17] Nagatoro
    Who gave you the right
    to talk like you know me?
[09:28] Senpai
    No.
[09:30] Senpai
    You don't know if you're going to
    win or not until you try.
[09:35] Nagatoro
    Were you even listening to me?
[09:37] Nagatoro
    She could be representing Japan.
[09:40] Nagatoro
    I don't even stand a chance.
[09:42] Senpai
    You're strong, too!
[09:45] Senpai
    You're plenty strong, too!
[09:52] Senpai
    Sh-Shoot!
[09:54] Senpai
    That came off condescending.
[09:56] Nagatoro
    Senpai...
[09:57] Nagatoro
    That was pretty condescending.
[10:01] Senpai
    N-Nah, I'm just saying what I meant.
[10:05] Nagatoro
    I'll do my best, then.
[10:11] Nagatoro
    That is, if you win at least once, Senpai.
[10:16] Senpai
    Huh?
[10:17] Senpai
    Th-There's no way...
[10:19] Nagatoro
    Oh?
[10:20] Nagatoro
    I thought you don't know until you try.
[10:25] Nagatoro
    Oh, right.
[10:27] Nagatoro
    If you do manage to win one...
[10:33] Nagatoro
    I'll give you a kiss.
[10:35] Senpai
    Y-You don't need to go there!
[10:39] Nagatoro
    You don't have confidence, do you?
[10:42] Senpai
    Confidence?
[10:43] Senpai
    Well... No, I don't.
[10:47] Senpai
    But I've practiced with Nagatoro, too.
[10:52] Senpai
    I'm sure I could get one win.
[11:25] Ref
    Begin!
[11:28] Sasai
    What a pain...
[11:29] Sakura
    Ooh...
[11:31] Sakura
    He has a nice body.
[11:34] Gamo
    Paisen's done.
[11:36] Yoshi
    The end.
[11:40] Takao
    Go!
[11:41] Hino
    Don't die, Nao-kun.
[11:43] Nagatoro
    I might be screwed.
[11:46] Sasai
    All right, time to get this over with!
[11:51] Sasai
    Quit running!
[12:03] Sakura
    He's down.
[12:07] Takao
    Nao-kun...
[12:09] Ref
    Half point!
[12:11] Sasai
    Wasn't that a full point?!
[12:12] Nagatoro
    That was half-assed.
[12:14] Nagatoro
    He sucks.
[12:15] Sakura
    So he just threw him with brute force?
[12:17] Gamo
    Also, why don't you cheer for Paisen?
[12:20] Nagatoro
    Huh? Why should I?
[12:25] Ref
    Begin!
[12:33] Sakura
    He's throwing him with brute force again!
[12:36] Gamo
    I can't watch.
[12:38] Yoshi
    Never give up!
[12:41] Guy B
    Sasai, just pin him down already!
[12:44] Sasai
    Okay!
[12:47] Gamo
    Paisen, escape!
[12:49] Yoshi
    Run away!
[12:50] Sasai
    I have no interest in hugging a dude, but...
[12:55] Senpai
    He's so strong...
[12:57] Sasai
    Pin-down.
[13:00] Sakura
    Two guys in an embrace!
[13:02] Gamo
    He's done for sure this time.
[13:04] Yoshi
    Final end.
[13:10] (Flashback) Nagatoro
    Who gave you the right
    to talk like you know me?
[13:16] Senpai
    She's right.
[13:18] Senpai
    I have the right.
[13:20] Senpai
    I gave myself the right to decide
[13:29] Senpai
    I don't want Nagatoro to look like that!
[13:38] (Flashback) Nagatoro
    There are a few ways to break a scarf hold.
[13:43] (Flashback) Nagatoro
    First, push them forward.
[13:48] (Flashback) Nagatoro
    Or break it the opposite way.
[13:52] (Flashback) Nagatoro
    As you can see, you can always
     break free from a weak pin like yours.
[14:01] Senpai
    He's just holding me down
    with sheer strength.
[14:06] Senpai
    Compared to Nagatoro...
[14:10] Senpai
    He's as light as a feather!
[14:13] Mob E
    He broke free!
[14:16] Sakura
    Wow!
[14:17] Gamo
    Not bad!
[14:18] Yoshi
    Revenge!
[14:25] Sasai
    Are you serious?
[14:27] Nagatoro
    Hold him down! Now!
[14:29] Gamo
    You got this, Paisen!
[14:31] Yoshi
    Go for it!
[14:37] Sasai
    Get off me!
[14:41] Senpai
    He's definitely strong.
[14:43] Senpai
    Way stronger than I am.
[14:46] Senpai
    And I have to keep this up forever?
[14:50] Senpai
    I can't go on any longer.
[14:55] Nagatoro
    Senpai! Hang in there!
[14:59] Senpai
    Nagatoro!
[15:05] Nagatoro
    Get your leg free!
[15:15] Ref
    Stop!
[15:23] Gamo
    Ran out of time.
[15:25] Sakura
    He loses?
[15:27] Nagatoro
    He almost had a pin-down.
[15:30] Sakura
    Wait, I thought you weren't
    going to cheer for him.
[15:38] Ref
    Winner by referee discretion: Sasai.
[15:42] Senpai
    I screwed up.
[15:44] Sasai
    Yo.
[15:47] Sasai
    You're pretty good.
[15:48] Senpai
    Er, uh, thanks.
[15:51] Senpai
    I lost.
[15:52] Hino
    All good.
[15:54] Takao
    Nah, you did good!
[15:56] Takao
    You've grown a ton.
[15:58] Takao
    I'm proud of you.
[15:59] Hino
    Who do you think you are?
[16:28] Gamo
    Looks like she's finally feeling it.
[16:30] Sakura
    Do it!
[16:32] Yoshi
    Wreck 'em!
[16:35] Nagatoro
    I'm going.
[16:37] Gamo
    Yeah.
[16:43] Ref
    Nagatoro of Class C.
[16:46] Ref
    Orihara of Class B.
[16:49] Ref
    Bow.
[17:02] Ref
    Begin!
[17:19] Mob A
    Damn!
[17:20] Mob B
    They're nothing like the others.
[17:22] Mob A
    Holy!
[17:25] Senpai
    Nagatoro...
[17:27] Mob A
    Man, Orihara's something else.
[17:29] Mob B
    She's not a candidate for
     representing Japan for nothing.
[17:32] Orihara
    Here I go!
[17:36] Gamo
    She dodged it!
[17:39] Gamo
    Knee wheel!
[17:43] Gamo
    And then an inner-thigh throw!
[17:53] Ref
    Half point!
[17:56] Gamo
    That was close.
[17:57] Gamo
    That combo's killer.
[17:59] Sakura
    That wasn't a full point, though.
[18:02] Gamo
    She barely saved it by twisting her body.
[18:05] Mob C
    That wasn't a full point?
[18:06] Mob D
    So close!
[18:08] Mob E
    She's almost there.
[18:09] Mob
    I wish I could have seen
    Orihara score a full point.
[18:15] Gamo
    Stay calm!
[18:17] Sakura
    Go, go!
[18:18] Yoshi
    Let's go, Nagatoro!
[18:21] Sakura
    Nagatoro...
[18:23] Ref
    Begin!
[18:26] Mob B
    Orihara!
[18:28] Mob B
    Full point! Full point!
[18:30] Mob B
    Full point! Full point!
[18:32] Mob B
    Full point! Full point!
[18:36] Gamo
    Come on, it's like she's on the away team.
[18:50] Senpai
    Nagatoro!
[18:52] Senpai
    Go for it!
[19:01] Mob
    Huh?
[19:02] Mob
    Ew, is that her boyfriend?
[19:07] Senpai
    Go! Nagatoro!
[19:35] Senpai
    Nagatoro!
[19:48] Senpai
    Full point!
[19:59] Nagatoro
    Aw...
[20:01] Nagatoro
    I thought I had that one,
[20:03] Nagatoro
    but I was out of bounds and
    ended up losing by the ref's decision.
[20:06] Nagatoro
    I can't believe I'm in the same boat as you.
[20:08] Senpai
    S-Sorry you're in my boat.
[20:12] Senpai
    That was a shame, though.
[20:16] Nagatoro
    To be honest, I...
[20:21] (Flashback) Ref
    Winner by referee's discretion: Orihara.
[20:45] (Flashback) Nagatoro
    I'm winning next time.
[20:56] Nagatoro
    I'm super pissed, so I'm
    getting her back next time.
[21:00] Senpai
    Y-Yeah?
[21:05] Nagatoro
    Senpai.
[21:08] Nagatoro
    If I beat her next time,
[21:13] Nagatoro
    will you reward me with a kiss?
[21:19] Senpai
    A kiss...
[21:22] Senpai
    Wh-Wh-What are you...
[21:24] Senpai
    A k-kiss?!
[21:26] Senpai
    H-Here you go again, messing with me!
[21:29] Nagatoro
    I'm not messing.
[23:25] Nagatoro
    Points of improvement for today!
[23:26] Nagatoro
    That was close today, Senpai.
[23:27] Senpai
    That wasn't an ideal opponent.
[23:29] Nagatoro
    You broke his pin, though.
[23:31] Senpai
    You were way heavier, though.
[23:33] Nagatoro
    Like I said...
[23:35] Nagatoro
    The pin is based on my technique!
    Skills! Abilities!
[23:37] Senpai
    S-Stop...

E10 - Hachioji-senpai Taught Me A Lot

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SIGN    DON'T TOY WITH ME,
    MISS NAGATORO
SIGN    DON'T TOY WITH ME,
    MISS NAGATORO
SIGN    Hachioji-senpai Taught Me a Lot.
SIGN    Hachioji-senpai Taught Me a Lot.
SIGN    Kazehaya High School
SIGN    Art Room
SIGN    Art Club
    Recruiting New Members
[01:42] Senpai
    My first oil painting of the year...
[01:45] Senpai
    Now, what should I paint?
[01:48] Senpai
    Animals?
[01:50] Senpai
    A self-portrait?
[01:51] Senpai
    A classic reproduction?
[01:53] Senpai
    Or...
[02:06] Nagatoro
    'Sup, Senpai?
[02:09] Senpai
    Oh, hey.
[02:11] Senpai
    'Sup?
[02:16] (Flashback) Nagatoro
    Will you reward me with a kiss?
[02:24] (Flashback) Nagatoro
    I'm not messing.
[02:27] Senpai
    That seemed like a huge deal, but...
[02:30] Senpai
    No, that must have been a joke.
[02:33] Senpai
    The moment I take it seriously...
[02:37] Nagatoro
    You thought I was serious?!
[02:39] Nagatoro
    That's creepy!
[02:40] Nagatoro
    You're so creepy!
[02:44] Nagatoro
    Senpai!
[02:46] Nagatoro
    You're looking as sus as ever.
[02:49] Nagatoro
    You're a third-year starting today.
[02:50] Nagatoro
    Why don't you try acting
    a little more proper?
[02:53] Senpai
    Stop it!
[02:56] Nagatoro
    Huh?
[02:58] Nagatoro
    You still haven't started anything?
[03:00] Senpai
    I-I haven't.
[03:02] Senpai
    I can't decide what to paint.
[03:07] Nagatoro
    Were you maybe hoping I would model for you?
[03:13] Senpai
    N-No, of course not!
[03:19] Senpai
    Well... actually, yeah.
[03:23] Senpai
    I-If you aren't too busy,
[03:27] Senpai
    would you mind modeling for me again?
[03:33] Nagatoro
    Oh, fine.
[03:34] Nagatoro
    I get to choose my outfit, though.
[03:41] Senpai
    The clothes she's wearing are fine...
[03:53] Nagatoro
    Your favorite, Senpai.
[03:58] Nagatoro
    The competition swimsuit!
[04:03] Senpai
    D-Do you always have that with you?!
[04:07] Nagatoro
    I thought this might happen someday,
    so I hid it in the prep room next door.
[04:13] Senpai
    B-But I don't know about painting a picture
    of a highly exposed girl at school, though.
[04:18] Nagatoro
    What?! Don't be so boring!
[04:22] Nagatoro
    There's tons of pervy art from all throughout
    history and all over the world, isn't there?!
[04:28] Senpai
    I think that's a bit
    different from pervy art...
[04:31] Nagatoro
    I guess it's too much for a virgin
    closet pervert like you, Senpai.
[04:39] Senpai
    Wh-Whatever.
[04:41] Senpai
    I wouldn't mind painting a swimsuit, I guess.
[05:02] (Flashback) Nagatoro
    Will you reward me with a kiss?
[05:11] Senpai
    Wh-Why am I still thinking about that?
[05:14] Nagatoro
    So it is too stimulating
    for my virgin Senpai.
[05:18] Nagatoro
    Your face is beet red.
[05:21] Senpai
    Wh-Whatever!
[05:23] Senpai
    I'm just painting you normally!
[05:24] Nagatoro
    Are you?
[05:26] Nagatoro
    Sorry!
[05:53] Senpai
    Thanks.
[05:54] Senpai
    You can take a ten-minute break.
[05:56] Nagatoro
    A'ight.
[05:58] Nagatoro
    My shoulders are stiff from you ogling me.
[06:03] Senpai
    I-I wasn't ogling!
[06:05] Senpai
    I-I was looking at you for
    the sake of making art.
[06:09] Senpai
    I wasn't looking at you for pervy reasons.
[06:12] Nagatoro
    Sounds like an excuse.
[06:13] Senpai
    I-It's not!
[06:14] Nagatoro
    Ow, ow...
[06:17] Nagatoro
    My back's messed up from you
    violating me with your eyes.
[06:23] Senpai
    Are you all right?
[06:24] Nagatoro
    All right how?
[06:26] Senpai
    I mean, I hear modeling is pretty hard work.
[06:31] Nagatoro
    Are you worried about me?
[06:35] Senpai
    I g-guess.
[06:37] Nagatoro
    I'm totally fine.
[06:38] Nagatoro
    I'm a spry high school girl over here.
[06:41] Nagatoro
    Unlike bean sprout Senpai.
[06:44] Senpai
    O-Okay.
[06:46] Nagatoro
    But if you care...
[06:50] Nagatoro
    You should give me a massage, Senpai.
[06:54] Senpai
    I th-think there are all kinds of problems
    with a boy massaging a girl.
[07:00] Nagatoro
    Ow, ow, ow!
[07:02] Nagatoro
    M-My back's getting worse!
[07:07] Nagatoro
    Senpai!
[07:08] Nagatoro
    Hurry up and rub my back!
[07:10] Senpai
    A-A-All right! Fine!
[07:12] Senpai
    Just a bit!
[07:14] Nagatoro
    Yay!
[07:15] Senpai
    I g-guess I've massaged you before.
[07:22] Senpai
    Y-You mean, while dressed like that?
[07:25] Nagatoro
    Please and thank you.
[07:27] Nagatoro
    It'll be easier to massage me, right?
[07:30] Senpai
    No, no, no...
[07:32] Senpai
    Some clothes won't make a difference.
[07:34] Nagatoro
    Ow!
[07:35] Nagatoro
    Ow, ow, ow!
[07:36] Nagatoro
    Hurry up and massage me!
[07:39] Senpai
    N-Not too much.
[07:43] Nagatoro
    Okay.
[07:44] Nagatoro
    Give it a good knead right here.
[07:59] Nagatoro
    Heungh!
[08:00] Senpai
    Heungh?!
[08:01] Senpai
    D-Don't make such weird sounds!
[08:03] Nagatoro
    Your kneading just felt really good.
[08:07] Nagatoro
    I couldn't help it.
[08:08] Senpai
    I think we should stop.
[08:10] Nagatoro
    Ow!
[08:11] Nagatoro
    Ow, ow, ow!
[08:12] Nagatoro
    Keep going!
[08:13] Nagatoro
    Continue! Please!
[08:16] Senpai
    Fine!
[08:24] Senpai
    She's pretty stiff.
[08:27] Senpai
    You're working hard, huh, Nagatoro?
[08:30] Nagatoro
    Wh-What's that about?
[08:32] Nagatoro
    I'm not going to do anything naughty
     just because you praised me.
[08:36] Senpai
    I-I wasn't thinking that!
[08:40] Nagatoro
    Thanks, Senpai.
[08:42] Senpai
    Th-That's it?
[08:46] Nagatoro
    I feel better.
[08:49] Senpai
    That's good.
[08:53] Nagatoro
    Senpai...
[08:55] Nagatoro
    I've decided to join the judo club.
[09:00] Senpai
    Y-You did, huh?
[09:02] Nagatoro
    I have a goal now.
[09:05] Senpai
    To beat that Orihara girl?
[09:12] Nagatoro
    To beat her and get your reward kiss.
[09:18] Senpai
    Y-You were serious?!
[09:21] Nagatoro
    I told you I was.
[09:23] Nagatoro
    I said I wasn't messing.
[09:25] Senpai
    J-J-Just a second!
[09:29] Senpai
    I n-never agreed to anything like that!
[09:33] Nagatoro
    Do you not want to?
[09:36] Nagatoro
    Do you not want to kiss me?
[09:59] Senpai
    N-N-N-No!
[10:00] Senpai
    It's not that I don't want to, but...
[10:04] Senpai
    It's not something you should
    treat like a g-g-game prize!
[10:10] Nagatoro
    It's a simple question, Senpai.
[10:15] Nagatoro
    Do you want to kiss me?
[10:19] Nagatoro
    Or do you not?
[10:21] Nagatoro
    That's all there is to it!
[10:24] Nagatoro
    Well?
[10:25] Nagatoro
    Which is it, Senpai?
[10:27] Nagatoro
    Do you want to kiss me or don't you?
[10:28] Nagatoro
    Well?
[10:30] Nagatoro
    Well?!
[10:38] Senpai
    Y-You're...
[10:42] Sunomiya
    It's been a while, Hachioji-senpai.
[10:46] Sunomiya
    I would like to join the art club.
[11:12] Senpai
    Y-You came to Kazehaya High School, huh?
[11:15] Sunomiya
    Yes.
[11:16] Sunomiya
    My cousin recommended it.
[11:18] Sunomiya
    Besides, you're here, Hachioji-senpai.
[11:21] Senpai
    I-I see.
[11:24] Senpai
    Uh... So...
[11:26] Senpai
    She was in my middle school art club.
[11:29] Sunomiya
    I'm Sunomiya.
[11:30] Sunomiya
    It's nice to meet you.
[11:32] Nagatoro
    Nice to meet you!
[11:35] Nagatoro
    You were in the same club, huh?
[11:38] Sunomiya
    Yes.
[11:39] Sunomiya
    I was a beginner, so he
    taught me hand-in-hand.
[11:44] Nagatoro
    Hand-in-hand...
[11:47] Sunomiya
    Hachioji-senpai taught me a lot.
[11:51] Nagatoro
    Hear that?!
[11:52] Nagatoro
    You're well-liked, Hachioji-senpai!
[11:55] Senpai
    N-Nah, it wasn't a big deal.
[11:58] Nagatoro
    You taught her hand-in-hand, huh?
[12:01] Senpai
    Nah, I just taught her the basics.
[12:04] Senpai
    She learned really quickly, so...
[12:06] Nagatoro
    Why are you being so squiggly?
[12:10] Nagatoro
    Gross!
[12:13] Sunomiya
    Um, would you please introduce her?
[12:17] Senpai
    Oh, sorry.
[12:19] Nagatoro
    Sorry.
[12:20] Senpai
    She's Nagatoro.
[12:22] Senpai
    She's a second-year.
[12:28] Nagatoro
    That's it?
[12:30] Senpai
    No.
[12:31] Senpai
    As you can see, she can look a bit scary,
[12:35] Senpai
    but she's not actually that
    harmful, like, I mean...
[12:39] Nagatoro
    Who do you think you are,
    toying with me, Senpai?!
[12:44] Senpai
    I'm not trying to toy with you!
[12:48] Sunomiya
    May I, both of you?
[12:51] Senpai
    Right. Go ahead.
[12:53] Nagatoro
    Go ahead.
SIGN    Art Room
[12:55] Sunomiya
    I apologize, but earlier while
    I was in the hallway...
[12:58] (Flashback) Nagatoro
    Do you want to kiss me or don't you?
[13:02] Sunomiya
    I overheard something about a kiss.
[13:05] Sunomiya
    Are you two in a relationship?
[13:13] Nagatoro
    Aw, shucks!
[13:15] Nagatoro
    I guess it looks like that, huh?
[13:17] Nagatoro
    That's gross.
[13:18] Nagatoro
    So gross.
[13:20] Senpai
    Huh?!
[13:21] Senpai
    No, we're not!
[13:22] Senpai
    It's nothing like that!
[13:24] Senpai
    It's not a romantic relationship
    or anything like that...
[13:28] Senpai
    It's, like...
[13:30] Nagatoro
    Punch!
[13:31] Senpai
    Ow!
[13:32] Senpai
    Wh-What was that for?
[13:34] Nagatoro
    You're being creepy, so I punched you.
[13:36] Senpai
    Don't punch.
[13:37] Senpai
    I ask Nagatoro to model
    for me sometimes, so...
[13:43] Sunomiya
    So she's not a member of the club?
[13:47] Senpai
    N-Not really.
[13:49] Senpai
    She's joining the judo club. Right?
[13:52] Nagatoro
    That's right.
[13:54] Senpai
    You've been coming here a lot,
[13:57] Senpai
    but I guess you're going to be
    focusing on that from now on, then?
[14:01] Nagatoro
    I guess... I am.
[14:04] Sunomiya
    Understood.
[14:05] Sunomiya
    Are there any other members?
[14:07] Senpai
    Huh?
[14:08] Senpai
    No, not really.
[14:12] Sunomiya
    So it's going to be just
    the two of us in the club?
[14:22] Senpai
    Y-Yeah.
[14:24] Senpai
    If we don't get any more members, I guess.
[14:28] Nagatoro
    Sunomiya-chan, you should be careful.
[14:31] Sunomiya
    About what, Nagatoro-senpai?
[14:34] Nagatoro
    Stay too long with this creepy
    creep of a senpai, and...
[14:37] Sunomiya
    And?
[14:39] Nagatoro
    You'll be infected with his
    creepy squiggly motions.
[14:43] Senpai
    Stop telling her nonsense!
[14:46] Sunomiya
    It's true that Hachioji-senpai
    has idiosyncratic mannerisms.
[14:51] Nagatoro
    Right?!
[14:52] Sunomiya
    But I have a way of finding beauty
    in all manner of oddities.
[14:56] Nagatoro
    Beauty?
[14:57] Senpai
    Oddities?!
[15:00] Sunomiya
    Please proceed with your squiggliness.
[15:03] Nagatoro
    She's squiggling!
[15:08] Sunomiya
    I lack experience, but I look
     forward to learning from you.
[15:13] Senpai
    No, same to you.
[15:18] Gamo
    'Sup?
[15:20] Senpai
    'S-Sup?
[15:22] Nagatoro
    'Sup?
[15:23] Gamo
    Hayacchi, we're going to our club meet.
[15:25] Nagatoro
    Were we starting today?
[15:28] Gamo
    It's our first day. We can't slack off.
[15:30] Gamo
    Let's go in strong.
[15:31] Nagatoro
    I don't care for that kind of enthusiasm.
[15:34] Senpai
    So the friends have joined
    the judo club, too.
[15:43] Senpai
    In that case, why don't
    we stop here for today?
[15:47] Senpai
    We can continue next time.
[15:50] Nagatoro
    Yeah, all right.
[15:53] Senpai
    Well, do you want to do some
    life drawings, Sunomiya-kun?
[15:57] Sunomiya
    I'd love to.
[15:58] Senpai
    We have plenty of subjects.
[16:00] Senpai
    Animals, plaster figures...
[16:03] Sunomiya
    Yes, sir.
[16:08] Gamo
    Paisen's switching to another chick!
[16:11] Senpai; Nagatoro
    What?!
[16:12] Senpai
    No, no!
[16:13] Senpai
    "Switching"?!
[16:14] Senpai
    Please stop using weird phrases!
[16:17] Senpai
    We're just going to be
    working on our own stuff.
[16:20] Senpai
    That's all.
[16:23] Sunomiya
    Nagatoro-senpai.
[16:25] Sunomiya
    It looks like you've been
    modeling in a swimsuit.
[16:33] Sunomiya
    I'm prepared to become a nude model.
[16:38] Nagatoro
    Stop!
[16:40] Nagatoro
    The bunny lady finally graduated, and now
    we've got someone just like her again!
[16:44] Nagatoro
    You, there!
[16:45] Nagatoro
    Get dressed!
[16:46] Senpai
    Well, yeah.
[16:48] Senpai
    She's the president's cousin.
[16:54] Nagatoro
    Stop undressing!
[17:02] Club Member A
    Your footwork is weak.
[17:04] Nagatoro
    Yes'm.
[17:07] Club Member A
    Though it's been a while for you, hasn't it?
[17:10] Club Member A
    Don't push yourself too hard.
[17:11] Nagatoro
    Yes'm.
[17:16] Nagatoro
    How'd it go?
[17:17] Gamo
    Man, I got tossed around.
[17:19] Nagatoro
    Same.
[17:21] Orihara
    'Sup!
[17:25] Gamo
    'Sup.
[17:26] Nagatoro
    'Sup.
[17:28] Orihara
    Looks like you're having a pretty hard time.
SIGN    Art Room
[17:38] Sunomiya
    I see.
[17:40] Sunomiya
    There's something I notice
    when I line up your pieces.
[17:44] Senpai
    Huh?
[17:45] Senpai
    What do you notice?
[17:48] Sunomiya
    Compared to your old art,
    your new art is more colorful.
[17:54] Sunomiya
    If I may make some frank observations...
[17:59] Sunomiya
    You used more drab colors in middle school.
[18:04] Sunomiya
    It was impressive,
    but it seemed quite reserved.
[18:08] Senpai
    D-Did it?
[18:11] Sunomiya
    You've met her, haven't you?
[18:16] Sunomiya
    You've met the goddess
    who's changed your world!
[18:22] Orihara
    You're still a white belt, Gamo-chan.
[18:24] Orihara
    I think you're just not used to it yet.
[18:26] Gamo
    True.
[18:28] Orihara
    But you, Hayacchi...
[18:30] Orihara
    You're distracted, aren't you?
[18:33] Nagatoro
    Not really.
[18:35] Nagatoro
    I just haven't gotten back in the groove yet.
[18:37] Orihara
    Is something bothering you?
[18:40] Nagatoro
    Not really!
[18:42] Gamo
    Oh, yeah, totally.
[18:44] Gamo
    Her precious boyfriend
    might get taken from her!
[18:47] Nagatoro
    Huh?!
[18:48] Orihara
    Ooh, who is it?
[18:50] Nagatoro
    That guy who was cheering
    for her at the tournament.
[18:53] Orihara
    Oh, that guy.
[18:55] Nagatoro
    He's not my boyfriend!
[18:58] Gamo
    He's our senpai, and he's in the art club.
[19:00] Gamo
    She's been having fun
    killing time in the club room.
[19:04] Orihara
    Uh-huh?
[19:05] Gamo
    Now she's in this club, so she won't have
    too much time to be over there...
[19:10] Gamo
    And to top it off,
    a new challenger has appeared!
[19:15] Nagatoro
    That's not even any of my business!
[19:17] Nagatoro
    I was just hanging out to pass the time...
[19:26] Senpai
    No, like I said, she was just
    coming here to mess with me.
[19:32] Senpai
    She's not a goddess so much as a demon.
[19:35] Sunomiya
    A demon...
[19:37] Sunomiya
    Then why did you have so
    many pictures of a demon?
[19:41] Senpai
    She was kind of making me draw her, at first.
[19:50] Senpai
    But then it ended up being fun, so...
[19:55] Orihara
    I see!
[19:56] Orihara
    You're anxious because you're
    worried about your boyfriend.
[19:59] Orihara
    You're such a girly girl, Hayacchi.
[20:05] Nagatoro
    He's not my boyfriend!
[20:07] Nagatoro
    I'm not anxious!
[20:08] Orihara
    Will it be love? Will it be judo?
[20:10] Gamo
    Which will Hayacchi choose?
[20:15] Orihara
    Well?
[20:16] Gamo
    Well?
[20:17] Gamo; Orihara
    Well?!
[20:22] Nagatoro
    I'm going to concentrate when I'm doing judo.
[20:24] Nagatoro
    But I'm going to go toy
    with Senpai just as hard.
[20:29] Gamo
    So you're taking everything you want, huh?
[20:33] Nagatoro
    Obviously!
[20:34] Nagatoro
    Not that he's my boyfriend, though.
[20:38] Orihara
    I'm not surprised she's like that. Right?
[20:40] Gamo
    Right?
[20:47] Sunomiya
    I understand now.
[20:49] Senpai
    U-Understand what?
[20:51] Sunomiya
    This club room is a nest of
    love for you and the demon.
[20:54] Senpai
    Nest?!
[20:56] Sunomiya
    You and the demon have been
    nurturing a forbidden love here.
[21:01] Senpai
    No, no, no.
[21:02] Senpai
    It's nothing like that.
[21:04] Sunomiya
    Alas, you've parted ways,
    and lost your love nest.
[21:10] Sunomiya
    Now, what will you do?!
[21:13] Senpai
    I don't know how to answer that.
[21:15] Sunomiya
    You must go grab it for yourself, Senpai.
[21:18] Senpai
    Grab what?
[21:20] Sunomiya
    Love!
[21:22] Sunomiya
    Sana-neesan said so.
[21:25] Sunomiya
    Love is to be sought and grasped.
[21:29] Senpai
    President...
[21:30] Senpai
    That sounds like something she'd say.
[21:33] Senpai
    Setting aside love and all that...
[21:36] Sunomiya
    Setting that aside?
[21:37] Senpai
    I m-mean, I do think I'd kinda miss her, but...
[21:42] Senpai
    But what do I do?
[21:44] Sunomiya
    Is it not obvious?
[21:48] Sunomiya
    Go on a date.
[21:50] Senpai
    D-Da—
[21:51] Senpai
    D-D-D-Da—
[23:25] Sunomiya
    Points of improvement for today.
[23:26] Nagatoro
    Here we go, mini bunny.
[23:27] Sunomiya
    Hachioji-senpai is unaware of
    his own love for the demon.
[23:30] Senpai
    Hey!
[23:31] Nagatoro
    Demon?
[23:31] Sunomiya
    Yes, I mean Nagatoro-senpai.
[23:33] Nagatoro
    Senpai, is that what you've been calling me?!
[23:36] Senpai
    N-No!
[23:38] Sunomiya
    So this is the way in which she's a demon.

E11 - Don't You Miss Me, Senpai?

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[00:01] Nagatoro
    I'm going to concentrate
    when I'm doing judo.
[00:03] Nagatoro
    But I'm going to go toy
    with Senpai just as hard.
[00:08] Gamo
    So you're taking everything you want, huh?
[00:12] Nagatoro
    Obviously!
[00:13] Nagatoro
    Not that he's my boyfriend, though.
[00:16] Sunomiya
    I understand now.
[00:18] Senpai
    U-Understand what?
[00:20] Sunomiya
    This club room is a nest of
    love for you and the demon.
[00:24] Senpai
    Nest?!
[00:26] Sunomiya
    You and the demon have been
    nurturing a forbidden love here.
[00:31] Senpai
    No, no, no.
[00:32] Senpai
    It's nothing like that.
[00:33] Sunomiya
    Alas, you've parted ways,
    and lost your love nest.
[00:40] Sunomiya
    Now, what will you do?!
[00:43] Senpai
    I don't know how to answer that.
[00:45] Sunomiya
    You must go grab it for yourself, Senpai.
[00:49] Senpai
    Grab what?
[00:50] Sunomiya
    Love!
[00:52] Sunomiya
    Sana-neesan said so.
[00:55] Sunomiya
    Love is to be sought and grasped.
[00:59] Senpai
    President...
[01:00] Senpai
    That sounds like something she'd say.
[01:03] Senpai
    Setting aside love and all that...
[01:06] Sunomiya
    Setting that aside?
[01:07] Senpai
    I m-mean, I do think
     I'd kinda miss her, but...
[01:12] Senpai
    But what do I do?
[01:14] Sunomiya
    Is it not obvious?
[01:18] Sunomiya
    Go on a date.
[01:19] Senpai
    Da—
[01:20] Senpai
    D-Da—
[01:21] Senpai
    D-D-D-Da—
SIGN    DON'T TOY WITH ME,
    MISS NAGATORO
SIGN    DON'T TOY WITH ME,
    MISS NAGATORO
SIGN    Don't You Miss Me, Senpai?
SIGN    Don't You Miss Me, Senpai?
[03:24] Senpai
    No way, no way!
[03:25] Senpai
    We aren't even in a relationship.
[03:26] Senpai
    Why would we go on a date?
[03:29] Senpai
    I-I mean, we did go to the zoo together...
[03:35] Senpai
    But that was to sketch.
[03:39] Senpai
    B-Besides, if I were to go up
    to Nagatoro and ask,
[03:42] Senpai
    "H-H-How about a date?" She'd be, like,
[03:46] Senpai
    "You creepy creep! You? Go on a date?
    Know your place, Senpai!"
[03:55] Senpai
    And stuff.
[03:56] Senpai
    She'd just mess with me, and that'd be it.
[03:58] Sunomiya
    Unfortunately, I don't have
    answers to your many questions.
[04:04] Sunomiya
    I, myself, have not known love, either.
[04:08] Senpai
    Well, sorry.
[04:10] Senpai
    I didn't mean to bombard you with questions.
[04:18] Senpai
    It's getting pretty late.
[04:20] Senpai
    Do you not have to call home?
[04:23] Sunomiya
    It won't be a problem.
[04:25] Sunomiya
    I have a ride.
[04:28] Senpai
    I see.
[04:29] Senpai
    That's good.
[04:35] Senpai
    P-President?!
[04:38] President
    It's been a while, Hachioji.
[04:41] Senpai
    It's been a while, President.
[04:48] President
    You look pale.
[04:49] President
    Is something on your mind?
[04:52] Senpai
    N-No.
[04:54] Senpai
    Nothing, really.
[04:56] Senpai
    She's still as perceptive as ever.
[04:58] Senpai
    She's going to complicate
    things if she gets involved.
[05:01] Senpai
    I should keep quiet.
[05:03] Senpai
    A-Anyway, how's university?
[05:08] Senpai
    The nest of love he shared with
    the demon has fallen apart.
[05:10] Senpai
    They're at risk of being torn apart.
[05:13] Senpai
    The only way to overcome this crisis
    is for them to go on a date.
[05:18] President
    I see.
[05:20] President
    I understand the situation.
[05:24] President
    There's only one thing for you to do.
[05:27] President
    Follow your heart.
[05:31] Senpai
    My... heart?
[05:40] President
    Farewell.
[05:42] Sunomiya
    Farewell.
[05:44] Senpai
    Thank you.
[05:45] Senpai
    Good work to you, too, Sunomiya-kun.
[05:48] President
    I'll be waiting to hear how it turns out.
[05:53] Senpai
    I knew it. She made things complicated.
[06:05] Senpai
    Looks like the judo club's still practicing.
[06:19] Senpai
    I guess I'll wait for a bit.
[06:29] Nagatoro
    Senpai!
[06:31] Nagatoro
    Long day, huh?
[06:34] Senpai
    Y-Yeah.
[06:35] Senpai
    You, too.
[06:37] Nagatoro
    Huh?
[06:38] Nagatoro
    Wait a second...
[06:40] Nagatoro
    Were you waiting for me?
[06:44] Senpai
    N-No, I was just passing by and
     stopped to take a break here.
[06:50] Nagatoro
    You're being shifty-eyed.
[06:52] Senpai
    Wh-What's wrong with that?
[06:54] Nagatoro
    "Wh-What's wrong with that?" He says!
[06:58] Nagatoro
    Creep! Creep! Creep!
[07:02] Nagatoro
    Man, I got worked really hard.
[07:06] Senpai
    S-Sounds rough.
[07:07] Nagatoro
    And I don't mean
    "worked hard" in a pervy way.
[07:12] Senpai
    I know that!
[07:13] Nagatoro
    What about you, Senpai?
[07:15] Nagatoro
    Is that mini bunny giving you a tough time?
[07:18] Senpai
    She's working hard.
[07:20] Senpai
    Sunomiya-kun's drawing a lot.
[07:23] Nagatoro
    She's not working hard on
    naughty things, is she?
[07:27] Nagatoro
    Like being a nude model?
[07:29] Senpai
    Of course not!
[07:32] Nagatoro
    It sucks not being able to toy
    with you as conveniently anymore.
[07:37] Senpai
    That shouldn't be convenient.
[07:40] Nagatoro
    Don't you miss me, Senpai?
[07:47] Senpai
    Y-Yeah, kinda.
[07:51] Nagatoro
    What's up with that weak sauce reaction?!
[07:53] Nagatoro
    Creep! Creep! Creep! Creep!
[07:58] Nagatoro
    If we were in the same grade,
[07:59] Nagatoro
    I could have gone to toy with you
    all the time between classes.
[08:04] Senpai
    That would be such a nuisance.
[08:08] Nagatoro
    If only there were somewhere we could
    hang out besides the club room.
[08:14] (Flashback) Sunomiya
    Go on a date.
[08:17] (Flashback) President
    Follow your heart.
[08:24] Senpai
    F-For example...
[08:27] Senpai
    Just speaking hypothetically...
[08:29] Nagatoro
    Yeah?
[08:31] Senpai
    Is there somewhere you would
    like to go on your day off?
[08:37] Nagatoro
    Somewhere I want to go?
[08:41] Nagatoro
    Do you mean...
[08:44] Senpai
    I actually said it!
[08:49] Sunomiya
    Your rabbit helmet is
    fantastic, Sana-neesama.
[08:53] President
    So it is.
[08:54] Nagatoro
    Somewhere I want to go?
[08:57] Nagatoro
    Do you mean...
[09:01] Nagatoro
    Do you mean, do you mean, do you mean...?
[09:06] Nagatoro
    What do you mean by that?!
[09:09] Senpai
    N-No, it's just a question.
[09:12] Nagatoro
    "Just a question," huh?
[09:15] Nagatoro
    Somewhere I want to go, huh?
[09:18] Nagatoro
    Somewhere I want to go, huh?
[09:19] Nagatoro
    Somewhere I want to go...
[09:23] Nagatoro
    Mt. Everest!
[09:24] Senpai
    E-Everest?!
[09:26] Nagatoro
    K2 is nice and all, but you might as
    well aim for the highest peak, right?
[09:44] Nagatoro
    Senpai!
[09:52] Senpai
    Anywhere else?
[09:53] Nagatoro
    Let's see...
[09:56] Nagatoro
    An African savanna!
[10:02] Nagatoro
    It'd be cool to see the lions in person!
[10:11] Senpai
    We'd get killed!
[10:14] Senpai
    Anywhere else?
[10:16] Nagatoro
    The South Pole!
[10:18] Nagatoro
    I wanna see the penguins!
[10:24] Senpai
    Anywhere else?
[10:27] Nagatoro
    The Amazon rainforest!
[10:29] Senpai
    What else?!
[10:31] Nagatoro
    Spaaaaaaace!
[10:33] Nagatoro
    Senpai, where shall we go together?
[10:37] Nagatoro
    Well?
[10:38] Nagatoro
    Well?
[10:39] Nagatoro
    Where shall...?
[10:39] Senpai
    She keeps suggesting places we can't go.
[10:42] Nagatoro
    We could go to the Mariana Trench,
    the deepest place in the world.
[10:46] Senpai
    Nah, it was just a random question.
[10:49] Senpai
    Forget I asked.
[10:54] Nagatoro
    I-I guess we could go
    somewhere a bit closer, too.
[10:59] Senpai
    F-For example?
[11:02] Nagatoro
    Well...
[11:04] Senpai
    Well?
[11:06] Nagatoro
    You have to think of a
    place yourself, Senpai.
[11:10] Senpai
    But...
[11:11] Nagatoro
    What?
[11:13] Nagatoro
    Are you trying to suss me out or something?
[11:15] Senpai
    I-I'm not trying to suss you out, really.
[11:21] Senpai
    Nearby...
[11:22] Senpai
    Nearby...
[11:24] Senpai
    The m-movies?
[11:33] Nagatoro
    That's kinda normal, isn't it?
[11:36] Senpai
    Yeah, I guess.
[11:40] Nagatoro
    N-Nah, it's not a bad idea, though.
[11:43] Nagatoro
    It's not bad.
[11:44] Nagatoro
    But I kinda want something a
    bit more stimulating, I guess.
[11:50] Senpai
    Stimulating, huh?
[11:52] Senpai
    I guess a movie could be
    a bit slow for Nagatoro.
[11:57] Senpai
    Something Nagatoro would like...
[12:01] Senpai
    The racetrack!
[12:04] Nagatoro
    Go!
[12:12] Nagatoro
    That was my month's spending money!
[12:15] Nagatoro
    Why would we go there? We're in high school!
[12:18] Senpai
    Good point.
[12:20] Senpai
    I don't think I know what you like, Nagatoro.
[12:24] Nagatoro
    I like the direction you're going in.
[12:27] Nagatoro
    I like horses and stuff.
[12:28] Nagatoro
    Almost.
[12:29] Nagatoro
    You're almost there.
[12:33] Senpai
    I guess animals are the right idea.
[12:37] Senpai
    Something stimulating that has to do
    with animals and we can do in Japan...
[12:45] Nagatoro
    Did you come up with an idea?
[12:47] Senpai
    Dog fighting!
[12:50] Nagatoro
    Rip him up!
[13:03] Senpai
    This is where we part ways.
[13:10] Nagatoro
    Bye.
[13:11] Senpai
    Y-Yeah.
[13:17] Senpai
    And I ended up not asking her out.
[13:22] Senpai
    Oh, well.
[13:23] Senpai
    I don't have any idea where
    Nagatoro would want to go.
SIGN    Construction
    Ahead
[13:27] Senpai
    No way I could figure out a date.
[13:31] (Flashback) Nagotoro
    I wanna go see the penguins.
[13:49] Senpai
    H-Hey!
[13:57] Senpai
    Th-The aquarium!
[14:00] Senpai
    Well?
[14:08] Senpai
    What the hell do I mean, "Well?"
[14:10] Senpai
    What am I even saying?!
[14:14] Senpai
    S-Sorry.
[14:15] Senpai
    Forget I said that.
[14:19] Nagotoro
    What do you mean, "Well?"
[14:23] Senpai
    Y-Yeah, I dunno.
[14:28] Nagotoro
    If you have something
    to say, say it properly.
[14:35] (Flashback) President
    Follow your heart.
[14:40] Senpai
    The—
[14:44] Senpai
    The aquarium.
[14:46] Senpai
    H-How about on our next break?
[14:51] Senpai
    W-Wanna go?
[14:59] Senpai
    I did it.
[15:01] Nagotoro
    Is this you asking me out on a date?!
[15:05] Nagotoro
    You think you're allowed to do that, Senpai?!
    You creepy creep!
[15:14] Nagotoro
    Sure, Senpai.
[15:25] Gamo
    Well, well...
[15:27] Yoshi
    Oh, damn!
SIGN    DON'T TOY WITH ME,
    MISS NAGATORO
SIGN    DON'T TOY WITH ME,
    MISS NAGATORO
[15:42] Nagotoro
    Creepy, creepy creep, creep.
[15:46] Nagotoro
    Creepity creep, creep creepity, creep.
[15:49] Gamo
    What the hell is that song?
[15:53] Nagotoro
    Maybe this part should be harmonized.
[15:56] Nagotoro
    Hey, Yoshi!
[15:57] Nagotoro
    Let's sing a song!
[16:00] Nagotoro
    Creepy creepity, creepity creep, creep!
[16:04] Nagotoro
    Your harmonizing sucks!
[16:05] Nagotoro
    One more time!
[16:07] Gamo
    She's being freaking weird.
[16:10] Nagotoro
    Creepy, creepy creepadoodle!
SIGN    Art Room
[16:22] Sunomiya
    Completely out of it.
[16:24] Sunomiya
    Is something wrong, Senpai?
[16:28] Senpai
    N-No, nothing.
[16:36] (Flashback) Sunomiya
    Go on a date.
[16:39] Senpai
    Though...
[16:40] Senpai
    Sunomiya-kun's the one who
    talked me into doing it.
[16:45] Senpai
    W-We're going to the
    aquarium on the next break.
[16:49] Senpai
    So...
[16:50] Senpai
    Nagatoro and I...
[16:53] Sunomiya
    Congratulations!
[16:56] Senpai
    N-No, I don't know if it's anything
    to celebrate yet or anything.
[17:01] Senpai
    There's a good chance she's just
     going to mess with me all day.
[17:05] Sunomiya
    Congratulations on your date!
[17:09] Senpai
    N-No, no, no.
[17:11] Senpai
    It's not a date.
[17:12] Senpai
    We're just going to hang out.
[17:15] Sunomiya
    Our Senpai, the epitome of
    unpopular guys, going on a date...
[17:19] Sunomiya
    I'm ecstatic.
[17:21] Senpai
    No, like I said...
[17:22] Sunomiya
    Even though it's with a demon,
    it really makes me well up within.
[17:27] Senpai
    It's really not that big of a deal.
[17:30] Senpai
    Th-Though, still...
[17:32] Senpai
    Thanks.
[17:35] Sunomiya
    You're welcome.
[17:41] Gamo
    Hey!
[17:43] Gamo
    Yo.
[17:44] Yoshi
    Yo.
[17:48] Yoshi
    Hayacchi?
[17:52] Gamo
    She's completely spacing out.
[17:54] Gamo
    One moment, she's freaking out,
    and now she's like this.
[17:57] Yoshi
    That's a temperature swing
    that could kill guppies.
[18:01] Gamo
    Come back!
[18:04] Nagotoro
    Oh, Yoshi. Yo.
[18:07] Yoshi
    Y-Yo.
[18:09] Gamo
    Wanna go say hi to Paisen?
[18:11] Gamo
    Your practice doesn't always end this early.
[18:21] Nagotoro
    Nah, not today.
[18:25] Yoshi
    Is she Nagatoro-sensei done with him?!
[18:27] Gamo
    No, that's not it!
[18:30] Gamo
    Those eyes!
[18:31] Gamo
    Look at those eyes!
[18:33] Gamo
    Those are the eyes of someone
    saving her favorite food for last!
[18:37] Gamo
    In order to savor it, enjoy it,
     and devour it completely.
[18:42] Gamo
    She's going to wait!
[18:45] Gamo
    This could be bad news.
[18:47] Yoshi
    Bad how?
[18:49] Gamo
    Isn't it obvious?
[18:51] Gamo
    Her target is Paisen's virginity!
[18:55] Nagotoro
    Creepy, creepy creep, creep creepity creep!
[19:02] Gamo
    We need to warn Paisen!
[19:05] Yoshi
    Panic!
[19:09] Gamo
    'Sup?
[19:13] Gamo
    Huh?
[19:14] Gamo
    Is Paisen not here?
[19:15] Sunomiya
    I'm the only one here right now.
[19:17] Gamo
    Oh?
[19:18] Gamo
    Are you the new girl I've been hearing about?
[19:20] Yoshi
    The newcomer!
[19:24] Yoshi
    She's wary of us.
[19:25] Gamo
    You're too intimidating, Yoshi.
[19:30] Sunomiya
    Are these the ones I've been hearing about?
[19:34] Sunomiya
    The delinquents!
[19:36] Gamo
    See, Paisen and Hayacchi—
    Nagatoro—are our best buddies.
[19:42] Yoshi
    We aren't the least bit suspicious.
[19:45] Sunomiya
    Her fellow demons!
[19:48] Gamo
    So, where's Paisen?
[19:50] Sunomiya
    Hachioji-senpai went to buy supplies.
[19:53] Gamo
    I see.
[19:55] Gamo
    Isn't tomorrow the day?
[19:58] Yoshi
    Nagatoro-sensei's in trouble!
[20:00] Gamo
    We might have to keep an eye on them.
[20:03] Yoshi
    True that!
[20:06] Sunomiya
    These two are going to get in their way!
[20:25] Anetoro
    You could go a little sexier!
[20:29] Nagotoro
    Onee-chan! Get out!
[20:50] Senpai
    Is my outfit okay?
[20:54] Senpai
    My hair...
[20:57] Senpai
    Shoes...
[20:59] Senpai
    Smell...
[21:01] Nagotoro
    Senpai!
[21:09] Nagotoro
    'Sup, Senpai?!
[21:13] Senpai
    H-Hey.
[21:17] Nagotoro
    Senpai, where are you taking me?
[21:20] Nagotoro
    Somewhere naughty?
[21:22] Senpai
    L-Like I said, the aquarium!
[21:25] Nagotoro
    What, are you going to make
    me look at the garden eels?
[21:29] Nagotoro
    Pervert!
[21:31] Senpai
    How does that make me a pervert?!
[21:34] Gamo
    We shall protect Paisen's virginity!
[21:48] Sunomiya
    Senpai, your romantic pursuits...
[21:51] Sunomiya
    will be safe in my hands!
[23:26] Nagatoro
    Points of improvement for today!
[23:27] Nagatoro
    Senpai, anything you need to improve on?
[23:29] Senpai
    There's a lot, but...
[23:30] Nagatoro
    But?
[23:31] Senpai
    The biggest one was that I wish
    I'd gotten to know you better.
[23:34] Nagatoro
    Creep! Creep! Creep!
[23:35] Nagatoro
    Don't get ahead of yourself!
[23:36] Senpai
    I'm not getting ahead of myself!
[23:37] Nagatoro
    Anyway, I hope you're looking forward to it.

E12 - Wanna Do Something to Make It Not a Dry Run?

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[00:17] Nagatoro
    What are you stealing glances for, Senpai?
[00:21] Senpai
    I-I'm not stealing glances.
[00:23] Nagatoro
    Are you getting psyched up at the
    thought of going on a date with a girl?
[00:28] Senpai
    I-I said I'm not!
[00:30] Nagatoro
    Don't get the wrong idea.
[00:32] Nagatoro
    I'm just helping you practice
    going on a date, Senpai.
[00:37] Senpai
    Practice?
[00:41] Nagatoro
    Bland, unimaginative outfit.
[00:43] Nagatoro
    Fifty points docked!
[00:45] Senpai
    I'm getting graded now?!
[00:49] Nagatoro
    We have to get you ready for the
    real date that you may one day go on.
[00:53] Nagatoro
    So I'm going to grade you strictly!
[00:57] Nagatoro
    Though, I don't think you'll
    ever go on a real date.
[01:03] Nagatoro
    Your slouch is nasty!
[01:05] Nagatoro
    One hundred points docked!
[01:06] Nagatoro
    You're so lanky and gross!
[01:08] Nagatoro
    One hundred points docked!
[01:10] Senpai
    How am I supposed to even
    make up for those points?
[01:13] Gamo
    Look at Hayacchi's eyes.
[01:15] Yoshi
    She's all set to do it!
[01:17] Gamo
    Yup, all-in!
[01:19] Yoshi
    Virginity in peril!
[01:21] Gamo
    Too early!
[01:22] Gamo
    It's too early!
[01:23] Gamo
    Paisen's virginity still
    needs more time to ferment!
[01:27] Yoshi
    Like, 300 years?!
[01:29] Gamo
    Even if he awakens today...
[01:31] Nagatoro
    Raze them!
[01:33] Gamo
    He's going to melt into nothing
    after he fires his laser just once!
[01:37] Yoshi
    It's rotting!
[01:38] Yoshi
    It's too soon!
[01:40] Gamo
    And so, we're going to take a ton of embarrassing
    pictures and bring them to their senses.
[01:46] Yoshi
    Fire the Gamosshie lasers!
[01:48] Yoshi; Gamo
    Cackle, cackle, cackle, cackle!
[01:55] Sunomiya
    The demons are the true evil, Sana-neesan.
[02:00] President
    Yes.
[02:00] President
    It seems so.
[02:02] Sunomiya
    I will protect Senpai's love.
[02:06] Sunomiya
    To that end, I will become a monster myself!
[02:08] President
    Well said.
[02:10] President
    The time has come to fight for love!
[02:13] Sunomiya
    Yes!
SIGN    DON'T TOY WITH ME,
    MISS NAGATORO
SIGN    DON'T TOY WITH ME,
    MISS NAGATORO
SIGN    Wanna Do Something to Make It Not a Dry Run?
[04:03] Gamo
    Damn it!
[04:04] Gamo
    Where are they?!
[04:05] Yoshi
    Target lost!
[04:23] Nagatoro
    Senpai, Senpai!
[04:25] Senpai
    What?
[04:27] Senpai
    Stop it!
[04:31] Senpai
    I'm glad we got to see the
    penguins like she wanted.
[04:35] Nagatoro
    Senpai!
[04:36] Nagatoro
    Over here!
[04:47] Nagatoro
    You're so sus and creepy.
[04:49] Nagatoro
    Fifty points docked.
[04:55] Nagatoro
    Senpai!
[04:56] Nagatoro
    Look, garden eels!
[04:57] Nagatoro
    Garden eels!
[05:00] Senpai
    I get it.
[05:02] Senpai
    What is this, though?
[05:09] Senpai
    She says it's a practice date for me...
[05:13] Senpai
    but I feel more nervous than usual.
[05:18] Senpai
    And Nagatoro feels closer.
[05:39] Nagatoro
    Senpai.
[05:40] Nagatoro
    Don't you think there's something
    you should be doing right now?
[05:47] Senpai
    Y-You're hungry? Is that it?
[05:51] Nagatoro
    You're steadily losing points right now.
[05:55] Senpai
    D-Did I make a mistake?
[05:58] Nagatoro
    Figure it out yourself.
[06:03] Senpai
    You're tired?
[06:04] Nagatoro
    Ten points docked.
[06:05] Senpai
    Bored?
[06:06] Nagatoro
    Twenty points docked.
[06:09] Senpai
    Bathroom!
[06:09] Nagatoro
    Thirty points docked.
[06:12] Senpai
    What is it?
[06:14] Senpai
    I have no idea.
[06:26] Senpai
    Wh-Why are the friends and Sunomiya-kun
    and the President here?!
[06:31] Nagatoro
    Senpai, you're being pretty shifty-eyed.
[06:34] Nagatoro
    Have you figured out why
    you're losing points yet?
[06:37] Senpai
    Um, well...
[06:39] Nagatoro
    What? Are you even trying to think?
[06:42] Nagatoro
    Do you want to lose points?
[06:45] Senpai
    N-No...
[06:47] Senpai
    I'm not really...
[06:52] Nagatoro
    Wh-What?
[06:54] Senpai
    Th-This way!
[07:02] Nagatoro
    What's this, Senpai?
[07:04] Nagatoro
    Are you taking me somewhere naughty?
[07:08] Senpai
    I-I'm not!
[07:10] Nagatoro
    You're so aggressive. It's gross.
[07:13] Nagatoro
    A hundred points docked!
[07:15] Gamo
    He noticed us!
[07:16] Yoshi
    Run away!
[07:19] Sunomiya
    I won't let you!
[07:21] Gamo
    Th-The junior!
[07:23] Sunomiya
    I won't let you interfere with their date!
[07:25] Gamo
    H-Have you been following us this whole time?
[07:28] Yoshi
    Scary...
[07:30] Sunomiya
    I've come to protect Senpai's love!
[07:33] Gamo
    What?!
[07:35] Gamo
    Who do you think you are, mini bunny?!
[07:37] Yoshi
    Brat!
[07:39] Gamo
    What do we do?
[07:41] Gamo
    Wanna go?
[07:42] Yoshi
    Wanna?!
[07:45] President
    I've come to the assist,
    in the name of love.
[07:48] Gamo
    Crap! Bad news!
[07:50] Gamo
    Damn it! We're falling back!
[07:53] Yoshi
    Tactical retreat!
[07:54] President
    Don't let them get away.
[07:55] President
    Catch them!
[07:56] Sunomiya
    Understood!
[08:00] Senpai
    They aren't here, are they?
[08:02] Nagatoro
    Senpai, which one should we get?
[08:06] Senpai
    Um...
[08:07] Senpai
    I'll have a normal soft serve.
[08:11] Nagatoro
    I'll have...
[08:13] Nagatoro
    Wasabi soft serve.
[08:14] Senpai
    Wasabi?!
[08:15] Nagatoro
    I like spicy stuff.
[08:18] Senpai
    You must like a challenge.
[08:19] Nagatoro
    I do.
[08:21] Nagatoro
    Challenge everything, Senpai.
[08:33] Nagatoro
    Spicy!
[08:42] Nagatoro
    Senpai.
[08:45] Nagatoro
    Want a bite?
[08:48] Nagatoro
    Come on.
[08:49] Nagatoro
    Have some.
[08:50] Senpai
    I'll pass!
[08:52] Nagatoro
    What's wrong?
[08:54] Nagatoro
    You're acting so flustered.
[08:55] Nagatoro
    Is it because...
[08:57] Nagatoro
    you're afraid of an indirect kiss?
[09:02] Senpai
    N-No...
[09:03] Nagatoro
    Sheesh, you're in full virgin mode.
[09:07] Senpai
    I'm not!
[09:09] Senpai
    I-I just don't like spicy food.
[09:12] Nagatoro
    Hm...
[09:14] Nagatoro
    Maybe I'll just lick yours, then.
[09:21] Senpai
    No, no, no!
[09:22] Senpai
    I already had some of it!
[09:34] Nagatoro
    Well, Senpai?
[09:36] Nagatoro
    How does the indirect kiss taste?
[09:38] Senpai
    Wh-What do you even want me to say?
[09:41] Nagatoro
    Are you all right?
[09:43] Nagatoro
    You got my wasabi on yours.
[09:46] Senpai
    I-It's not so much that I can't eat it.
SIGN    DON'T TOY WITH ME,
    MISS NAGATORO
SIGN    DON'T TOY WITH ME,
    MISS NAGATORO
[10:07] Nagatoro
    Look at those huge jumps!
[10:11] Senpai
    Looks like we managed to lose them.
[10:24] Senpai
    It seems like there's a lot of
    couples here enjoying themselves.
[10:31] Senpai
    Nagatoro's not any less c-cute
    than anyone else, I think.
[10:39] Senpai
    But...
[10:43] Senpai
    I feel like I don't belong here with her.
[10:50] Nagatoro
    What's wrong, Senpai?
[10:52] Nagatoro
    Are you broken because
    you lost so many points?
[10:56] Senpai
    N-Nothing like that!
[10:58] Nagatoro
    Well, it's true that your point total
     is well into the negatives.
[11:07] Senpai
    But...
[11:32] Senpai
    W-Was that uncalled for?
[11:40] Nagatoro
    Senpai, don't you think you're
    acting a little too cool?
SIGN    Top Prize
SIGN    Second Prize
[12:10] Senpai
    That went by pretty fast.
[12:16] Nagatoro
    Now, then!
[12:18] Nagatoro
    Time to announce your final point total!
[12:23] Senpai
    Are we actually doing this?
[12:25] Nagatoro
    We are!
[12:27] Nagatoro
    Minus fifty points for fashion.
[12:29] Nagatoro
    Minus one hundred points for slouching.
[12:31] Nagatoro
    Minus one hundred points for being lanky.
[12:34] Nagatoro
    And two hundred more
    points lost along the way!
[12:39] Senpai
    That much?!
[12:41] Senpai
    I guess there's no redeeming myself.
[12:45] Nagatoro
    Th-Though, you tried your best
    before the ice cream, so...
[12:51] Nagatoro
    Plus two hundred points!
[12:54] Senpai
    Before the ice cream?
[12:57] Senpai
    Did I do something?
[13:06] Nagatoro
    Also...
[13:08] Nagatoro
    It was hilarious when you got drenched.
[13:11] Nagatoro
    Plus three hundred points!
[13:17] Nagatoro
    Now, your total score is...
[13:20] Nagatoro
    Brrrrrr...
[13:24] Nagatoro
    Tsss!
[13:26] Nagatoro
    Fifty points!
SIGN    50 Points
[13:29] Senpai
    I'm not sure what to think of that score.
[13:31] Nagatoro
    Oh, it's out of a thousand.
[13:34] Senpai
    So low!
[13:38] Nagatoro
    Well, don't give up.
    You're gonna have to keep improving.
[13:47] Gamo
    We've finally found them.
[13:50] Gamo
    They've got a good mood going.
[13:51] Gamo
    But we shall resort to force
    to protect Paisen's virginity!
[13:56] Gamo
    Let's go, Yoshi!
[13:59] Nagatoro
    And I guess, if I have time,
    I wouldn't mind helping you practice.
[14:08] Senpai
    Wh-What about you, then?
[14:12] Nagatoro
    What about me?
[14:14] Senpai
    Was that, like...
[14:19] Senpai
    G-Good practice for you?
[14:31] Nagatoro
    For me...
[14:35] Nagatoro
    That was the real thing.
[14:53] Senpai
    Me, too!
[14:58] Senpai
    I didn't intend for it
    to be a dry run, either.
[15:04] Nagatoro
    What's that supposed to mean?!
[15:07] Nagatoro
    Were you planning on a wet run?!
[15:11] Senpai
    D-Don't make it sound so weird!
[15:14] Nagatoro
    Okay...
[15:17] Nagatoro
    Wanna do something that'll
    make it not a dry run?
[15:27] Gamo
    All right, apprehend them!
[15:30] Gamo
    Don't mess this up, Yoshi!
[15:36] Gamo
    Yoshi.
[15:39] Yoshi
    Let's not.
[15:41] Yoshi
    Any more...
[15:44] Yoshi
    and we'll be cock blockers!
[15:47] Gamo
    Yoshi...
[15:54] Gamo
    Yeah, you're right.
[15:57] Gamo
    It'll be more fun watching them from afar.
[16:00] Gamo
    They won't have the guts
    to do it here, anyway.
[16:03] Yoshi
    Limpy!
[16:05] Gamo
    I never thought you would
    be the one to stop me.
[16:12] Sunomiya
    We've finally found you!
[16:16] Senpai
    Wh-What do you mean, make it not a dry run?
[16:22] Nagatoro
    Okay, quiz time!
[16:26] Nagatoro
    A. We hug.
[16:30] Nagatoro
    B. We kiss.
[16:33] Nagatoro
    Now, which is it?!
[16:36] Nagatoro
    Well? Well?
[16:38] Nagatoro
    Well?
[16:39] Senpai
    Y-You wouldn't go straight
    to a k-kiss, would you?
[16:44] Nagatoro
    Which means...
[16:46] Senpai; Nagatoro
    A hug?!
[16:49] Nagatoro
    Oh, fine.
[16:51] Nagatoro
    Okay, here you go.
[16:53] Senpai
    I-I don't know...
[16:55] Senpai
    Should we be doing that kind of thing here?
[17:01] Nagatoro
    What's wrong?
[17:02] Nagatoro
    I thought this wasn't a dry run.
[17:04] Nagatoro
    Was it just practice after all?
[17:08] Senpai
    I-I-If you're all right with it,
     I-I wouldn't mind.
[17:24] Gamo
    Seriously, you guys!
[17:26] Gamo
    I said we aren't going to do anything!
[17:28] Yoshi
    Go away!
[17:30] Sunomiya
    I don't believe you!
[17:31] Sunomiya
    We will lay our doubts to rest here and now!
[17:43] Gamo
    Please continue.
[17:44] Sunomiya
    As you were.
[17:53] Sunomiya
    We were just in the middle of practice!
[18:01] Gamo
    I'm sorry.
SIGN    Shop
SIGN    Sandwiches
SIGN    Cheese naans
SIGN    Hamburgers
[18:13] Sakura
    You love that stuff, Toro-chan.
[18:15] Nagatoro
    I've been hooked lately.
[18:18] Sakura
    I think I'll try it out next time.
[18:29] Sakura
    Can't you forgive them already?
[18:32] Sakura
    They didn't mean any harm.
[18:36] Sakura
    They just miss you because you haven't been
    hanging out with them lately, Toro-chan.
[18:42] Sakura
    Right?
[18:47] Nagatoro
    It's been a while since
    I ate in the club room.
[18:51] Nagatoro
    Wanna come?
[18:55] Gamo
    Let's go!
[18:57] Nagatoro
    Creepy! Creepy!
[19:04] Senpai
    No! I'll eat it by myself!
[19:07] Senpai
    Wait! Stop!
[19:09] Nagatoro
    Creep?
[19:14] Nagatoro
    Creepy, creepy!
[19:17] Senpai
    I-I was just...
[19:20] Gamo
    I like what you're doing there, mini bunny!
[19:27] Nagatoro
    So passionate.
[19:29] Nagatoro
    Did she make it for you?
[19:31] Senpai
    No!
[19:33] Sunomiya
    It's an apology.
[19:35] Sunomiya
    It's the least I could do.
[19:37] Sunomiya
    I put my whole soul into it.
[19:40] Nagatoro
    Oh?
[19:41] Nagatoro
    Your whole soul, huh?
[19:43] Senpai
    Y-You don't need to apologize.
[19:47] Nagatoro
    Good for you, being fed good food.
[19:54] Senpai
    S-Sunomiya-kun, that was
    delicious, but I'm all full—
[19:59] Senpai
    Full—
[19:59] Sunomiya
    You're still growing.
[20:01] Sunomiya
    You need to eat.
[20:02] Gamo
    Paisen's been trained with food.
[20:05] Sakura
    She's going to fatten him up.
[20:06] Yoshi
    Foie gras.
[20:12] Senpai
    I ate too much.
[20:14] Senpai
    Would you like French or Chinese tomorrow?
[20:19] Senpai
    My apologies continue for a week.
[20:25] Nagatoro
    Sunomiya-chan, he won't need any tomorrow.
[20:29] Nagatoro
    I'll be making his lunch.
[20:33] Nagatoro
    I mean, if Senpai absolutely insists, that is.
[20:39] Nagatoro
    Well, Senpai?
[20:40] Nagatoro
    Want some?
[20:43] Nagatoro
    Want some of my lunch?
[20:50] Senpai
    W-Well...
[20:53] Senpai
    Don't you have morning practice, Nagatoro?
[20:57] Senpai
    I don't want to be a nuisance.
[21:12] Nagatoro
    Whatever. You're right.
[21:16] Gamo
    Hey, Paisen.
[21:18] Gamo
    Stop trying to be courteous and—
[21:20] Senpai
    So tomorrow,
[21:23] Senpai
    I'll make lunch for you instead, Nagatoro.
[21:28] Senpai
    How about you make some for me the day after?
[21:34] Senpai
    I thought it might save you some
    trouble if it's every other day.
[21:41] Nagatoro
    Okay, fine, then.
[21:48] Nagatoro
    Are you really, really
    desperate for my lunch?
[21:59] Senpai
    I am.
[22:12] Senpai
    Okay, I'll make lunch tomorrow.
[22:19] Nagatoro
    Wanna finish what we started?
[22:22] Senpai
    What we started?
[22:24] Nagatoro
    The rest of the real date.
[22:27] Nagatoro
    Wanna?
[23:10] Nagatoro
    You're so creepily warm.