Season 1
- E1 - Senpai is a bit... / Senpai, don't you ever get angry?
- E2 - You Got Your Wish, Senpai! / 'Sup, Senpai?!
- E3 - Let's Play Again, Senpai / Over Here, Senpai
- E4 - You're All Red, Senpai / Senpai, You Could Be a Little More...
- E5 - Senpai's Poofball / Thanks, Senpai!
- E6 - You're Such a Wimp, Senpai ♥ / Senpai! Let's Go to the Beach!!
- E7 - Senpai, Want to Go to the Festival? / It's Like a Date, Huh, Senpai? / Let's Go Home, Senpai
- E8 - That Might Actually Be Fun, Senpai♥ / Let's Play Rock-Paper-Scissors, Senpai!!
- E9 - Senpai's Such a Closet Perv!! / There's No Way Creepy Senpai Could Go on a Proper Date!!
- E10 - You Seem Pretty Stiff, Senpai / I'll Do It For You, Senpai!!
- E11 - What Do You Think, Senpai? / You Could Be More Honest, Senpai ♥
- E12 - Has Spring Come Even for You, the Unpopular Loner Louse Senpai? / Did You Hear Her Talk About Love, Senpai?
E1 - Senpai is a bit... / Senpai, don't you ever get angry?
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[00:31] Girl 1
Hey, look at this!
[00:32] Girl 1
Isn't it awesome?
[00:34] Girl 2
Nice.
SIGN Kazahaya High School
[01:02] Girl 1
Are you free later?
[01:04] Girl 2
Yeah.
[01:04] Girl 1
Want to go karaoke?
[01:06] Girl 2
Yeah!
[01:40] Gamo
Seriously, no way.
SIGN Fire Hydrant
[01:55] Girl 1
I felt so bad.
SIGN Library
SIGN Returns
SIGN Reception
SIGN Lending
[02:27] Sakura
Anyway, and then he sent me a LINE message.
[02:31] Nagatoro
Really?
[02:32] Gamo
Oh, man. That's hilarious.
[02:35] Sakura
Right?
[02:36] Sakura
I wish he would stop having the wrong idea.
[02:40] Senpai
This is usually my favorite spot after
school, since no one comes here.
[02:45] Senpai
I can't stand those types of girls.
[02:48] Senpai
I'm never going to have anything
to do with that species.
[02:53] Senpai
I'll get my homework done and go home.
SIGN Currently Away
SIGN Keep quiet. Set phones on silent.
[03:03] Sakura
I can't!
[03:06] Sakura
This is taking forever.
[03:08] Gamo
Where's Yukko, anyway?
[03:10] Gamo
She's not reading my messages on LINE.
[03:13] Sakura
Ew, he messaged me again.
[03:16] Yoshi
That's hilarious!
[03:17] Nagatoro
Do you have any pictures or anything?
[03:19] Sakura
I do.
[03:21] Sakura
One second.
[03:22] Sakura
He's so persistent.
[03:25] Sakura
See? Isn't he pretty iffy?
[03:28] Yoshi
He is!
[03:29] Gamo
You know, though... Look at that.
[03:40] Yoshi
Oh, yeah.
[03:41] Gamo
Right?
[03:42] Nagatoro
For sure.
[03:45] Senpai
Don't let them get to you!
[03:47] Senpai
Stay calm...
[03:48] Senpai
Stay calm.
[03:54] Sakura
Oh, yeah. Toro-chan, where's that
book you were talking about?
[04:00] Nagatoro
It's on the shelves in the back.
[04:13] Senpai
Stay calm...
[04:14] Senpai
Stay calm...
[04:21] Senpai
My eraser!
[04:29] Senpai
S-Sorry.
[04:32] Sakura
Oh, God!
[04:33] Sakura
Look at this!
[04:35] Gamo
What?
[04:36] Nagatoro
What is it?
[04:40] Sakura
Look at these.
[04:45] Gamo
"I'll protect you!"
[04:47] Sakura
So badass.
[04:49] Senpai
Relax.
[04:50] Senpai
Keep calm... Keep calm...
[04:52] Gamo
Man, this is so sketch.
[04:54] Sakura
It's better than Two Piece.
[04:57] Gamo
Nah, don't diss Two Piece.
[05:00] Gamo
This doesn't even come close.
[05:04] Yoshi
That's true!
[05:14] Gamo
Yukko says she's at the family
restaurant by the station.
[05:16] Yoshi
Let's go!
[05:18] Gamo
Hayacchi, are you coming with?
[05:20] Nagatoro
Later.
[05:22] Gamo
Seriously? Do you have a thing for weirdos?
[05:25] Sakura
So apparently Yuka's
boyfriend is good-looking.
[05:28] Gamo
I can't wait to see him.
[05:30] Sakura
Same!
[05:40] Nagatoro
I'm a first-year.
[05:43] Nagatoro
Are you a second-year?
[05:46] Senpai
Yeah.
[05:47] Nagatoro
You're my senpai, then.
[06:00] Nagatoro
"A skilled swordsman lacking
in life skills: Siegfried!"
SIGN Senpai is a bit...
[06:04] Nagatoro
"He fights alongside Elizabeth,"
[06:07] Nagatoro
"a beautiful knight from an enemy nation
and defeats the Demon Lord."
[06:13] Nagatoro
"But they're ambushed by soldiers from
the kingdom on their return voyage."
[06:22] Nagatoro
"Siegfried and Elizabeth
barely make it out alive."
[06:25] Nagatoro
"He knows that his love for
her will never be requited,"
[06:29] ---
"and yet, he protects her with his life."
[06:37] Senpai
Stay calm!
[06:40] Nagatoro
So basically, Siegfried is you, isn't he?
[06:46] Senpai
N-No, not really...
[06:48] Nagatoro
You projected yourself onto
this unfortunate swordsman,
[06:52] ---
who slowly grows closer
to this beautiful knight.
[06:54] Senpai
I...
[06:56] Nagatoro
Oh, no. I don't mean to laugh
at your creativity, Senpai.
[07:02] Nagatoro
But, you know...
[07:04] Nagatoro
I feel sorry for you and Siegfried.
[07:09] Senpai
Y-You feel sorry?
[07:11] Nagatoro
Like this part.
SIGN m 0 0 l 100 0 l 100 140 l 0 140
SIGN Eliza-
beth...
SIGN m 0 0 l 100 0 l 100 140 l 0 140
SIGN I...
SIGN Slide
[07:13] Nagatoro
This is pretty easy to understand.
SIGN Fwoosh
SIGN m 0 0 l 100 0 l 100 140 l 0 140
SIGN I live
only
through
combat!
SIGN m 0 0 l 100 0 l 100 150 l 0 150
SIGN I have
long
abandoned
my
woman-
hood!
SIGN Slip
[07:17] Nagatoro
"I live only through combat!"
[07:20] Nagatoro
"I have long abandoned my womanhood!"
SIGN What?!
SIGN m 0 0 l 170 0 l 170 200 l 0 200
SIGN m 0 0 l 120 0 l 120 100 l 0 100
SIGN Prepos-
terous.
[07:23] Nagatoro
"Preposterous."
SIGN You
are
beautiful.
[07:24] Nagatoro
"You are beautiful."
[07:28] Nagatoro
No, I won't laugh.
[07:30] Nagatoro
Siegfried is your double, after all.
[07:34] Senpai
S-So what do you mean, you feel sorry?
[07:39] Nagatoro
You don't get it?
[07:42] Nagatoro
All right!
[07:43] Nagatoro
Let's do this together.
[07:54] Nagatoro
I've never used a sword or
anything, so let's use these.
[07:58] Senpai
These?
[08:14] Nagatoro
"I live only through combat!"
[08:18] Nagatoro
"I have long abandoned my womanhood!"
SIGN m 0 0 l 170 0 l 170 200 l 0 200
SIGN m 0 0 l 120 0 l 120 100 l 0 100
SIGN Prepos-
terous.
SIGN You
are
beautiful.
SIGN What?!
[08:28] Senpai
You're telling me to do that?!
[09:00] Nagatoro
See? See?
[09:02] Nagatoro
See what happens?
[09:03] Nagatoro
See how you react?
[09:08] Nagatoro
There's no way you're enough of a badass
to pull off something this slick!
SIGN m 0 0 l 120 0 l 120 220 l 0 220
SIGN No,
I...
[09:13] Nagatoro
Not your virgin-looking ass, Senpai!
[09:17] Nagatoro
You're nothing like that!
[09:36] Nagatoro
Senpai, why are you looking away?
[09:40] Nagatoro
You're supposed to look a person in the eye
when they're talking to you, aren't you?
[09:47] Nagatoro
Senpai, you're kind of...
[09:50] Nagatoro
Actually, you're really...
[09:55] Nagatoro
kind of creepy!
[10:00] Nagatoro
Huh? Are you crying, Senpai?
[10:05] Senpai
I'm not...
[10:15] Senpai
No...
[10:36] Nagatoro
You can have that.
[10:37] Nagatoro
Sorry for messing with you.
[10:42] Nagatoro
Bye, Senpai.
[10:51] Senpai
A first-year girl made me cry.
SIGN Senpai, don't you ever get angry?
[11:10] Senpai
A first-year girl made me cry.
[11:15] Nagatoro
Huh? Are you crying, Senpai?
[11:17] Nagatoro
You're supposed to look a person in the eye!
[11:19] Nagatoro
Creepy!
[11:20] Nagatoro
Pfft!
[11:22] Senpai
That night, I heard her taunting voice
in my head over and over.
[11:27] Senpai
I couldn't sleep.
SIGN Art Room
[11:38] Nagatoro
Senpai.
[11:41] Nagatoro
'Sup?
[11:43] Nagatoro
Huh? Are you in the art club?
[11:49] Senpai
I washed it.
[11:51] Nagatoro
This was for you to have.
[11:55] Senpai
Bye.
[12:18] Senpai
Wh-Why are you in here?
[12:29] Nagatoro
Are you the only one here?
[12:34] Nagatoro
Does that mean we're alone together?
[12:40] Nagatoro
Senpai?
[12:44] Senpai
L-Leave if you have no reason to be here.
[12:48] Nagatoro
You're so cold, Senpai.
[13:07] Nagatoro
I'll model for you, Senpai.
[13:11] Senpai
You don't need to.
[13:13] Senpai
That's not what I feel like drawing.
[13:16] Nagatoro
What about this, then?
[13:19] Nagatoro
Should we try something a bit sexy?
[13:22] Nagatoro
I bet that's your thing.
[13:26] Senpai
Th-Th-Th-Th-That's not true!
[13:28] Senpai
A girl shouldn't be so
quick to show her skin!
[13:32] Nagatoro
What? You'd draw a nude model?
[13:35] Nagatoro
Oh, all right.
[13:43] Senpai
F-Fine!
[13:44] Senpai
I'll draw you!
[13:45] Senpai
Normally!
[13:47] Senpai
Something normal!
[13:49] Nagatoro
You're so funny, Senpai.
[13:51] Nagatoro
"Normally! Something normal!"
[14:06] Senpai
W-Want to take a break?
[14:08] Nagatoro
You've been acting sus this whole time.
[14:12] Nagatoro
Don't tell me you haven't drawn anything.
[14:16] Senpai
N-No, I was trying to
figure out your outline.
[14:20] Senpai
What do you expect?
[14:22] Senpai
I've never stared at a girl head-on before.
[14:29] Nagatoro
Senpai.
[14:31] Nagatoro
If you can finish drawing me
properly, I'll give you a reward.
[14:38] Senpai
Wh-What reward?
[14:41] Nagatoro
That's a secret.
[14:42] Nagatoro
Come on! You can do this, Senpai!
[14:45] Nagatoro
You can do this, Senpai!
[14:47] Nagatoro
You can do this, Senpai!
[14:48] Senpai
I don't really care for a reward, but I've
been drawing ever since I was little.
[14:49] Nagatoro
You can do this, Senpai!
[14:52] Nagatoro
You can do this, Senpai!
[14:54] Nagatoro
You can do this, Senpai!
[14:55] Senpai
If I remain calm, I can draw her!
[15:12] Nagatoro
I see.
[15:15] Nagatoro
This is you giving it your all, huh?
[15:20] Senpai
Y-Yeah, I guess.
[15:23] Nagatoro
Okay, as promised!
[15:27] Nagatoro
Reward time!
[15:29] Nagatoro
Close your eyes.
[15:31] Senpai
Wh-Why?
[15:32] Nagatoro
Just do it.
[15:34] Senpai
Y-You have to tell me why—
[15:35] Senpai
Just do it!
[15:46] Senpai
N-No way.
[15:49] Senpai
A k-kiss?!
[16:04] Nagatoro
What's with that face?!
[16:06] Nagatoro
You didn't think I was going
to kiss you, did you?!
[16:09] Nagatoro
Did you really think you deserve a
reward for this? Are you kidding?
[16:12] Nagatoro
You haven't drawn me properly at all!
[16:14] Nagatoro
Especially this area!
[16:16] Nagatoro
Were you too embarrassed
to draw a girl's thighs?
[16:21] Nagatoro
You're beet red, Senpai!
[16:24] Nagatoro
And then you made a funny face,
expecting a kiss.
[16:28] Senpai
I-I didn't.
[16:31] Nagatoro
You're kind of funny, Senpai.
[16:33] Senpai
A-Are you done?
[16:35] Senpai
Go home if you're satisfied.
[16:39] Nagatoro
I don't know...
[16:41] Nagatoro
It's fun observing you.
[16:43] Senpai
Wh-What's that supposed to mean?
[16:45] Nagatoro
Your eyelids are twitching, Senpai.
[16:48] Senpai
M-M-My eye's just itchy.
[16:55] Nagatoro
Are you going to cry again?
[16:58] Senpai
G-Go home!
[17:00] Senpai
Wh-What are you doing?
[17:02] Senpai
S-Stop... Stop it!
[17:08] Nagatoro
Senpai, I thought you were a guy.
[17:11] Nagatoro
You're so weak.
[17:19] Nagatoro
I'm sorry, Senpai.
[17:21] Nagatoro
I had to mess with you again.
[17:23] Senpai
You didn't mess with me.
[17:27] Nagatoro
Stop crying, Senpai.
[17:30] Senpai
I'm not c-crying.
[17:34] Senpai
I've never cried in public before.
[17:38] Senpai
This first-year made me cry again.
[17:41] Nagatoro
Draw me properly next time, Senpai.
[17:44] Nagatoro
I'll give you a huge reward.
[17:47] Senpai
I d-don't want a reward.
[17:53] Nagatoro
Senpai! Senpai! Senpai!
[17:56] Nagatoro
Senpai! Senpai! Senpai!
[17:58] Senpai
Why do we have the same route home?
[18:02] Nagatoro
Senpai!
[18:03] Senpai
Wh-What?
[18:07] Nagatoro
There's something I wanted to ask you.
[18:11] Nagatoro
I know this is weird,
[18:13] ---
since we've only just met...
[18:17] Nagatoro
Please go out with me.
[18:23] Senpai
B-But w-wait...
[18:27] Senpai
Th-Th-This is so sudden...
[18:30] Nagatoro
Psych!
[18:37] Nagatoro
Psych! Psych! Psych!
[18:38] Nagatoro
I'm kidding, Senpai!
[18:40] Senpai
Stop it!
[18:43] Nagatoro
Why would you take me seriously?
[18:46] Nagatoro
Did you really think a
girl would ask you out?
[18:50] Senpai
I-I knew you were kidding.
[18:53] Nagatoro
Are you sure?
[18:55] Senpai
I was only surprised because
it came out of nowhere.
[18:58] Nagatoro
Uh-huh.
[19:00] Senpai
You're just toying with me
for the fun of it, miss.
[19:06] Nagatoro
"Miss"?
[19:08] Nagatoro
You're so gross!
[19:19] Nagatoro
He's light.
[19:30] Nagatoro
Sorry.
[19:32] Senpai
I-It's not a big deal.
[19:39] Nagatoro
Don't you ever get angry, Senpai?
[19:43] Nagatoro
I've been pretty horrible to you.
[19:47] Senpai
She's right.
[19:48] Senpai
She's the same as the others.
[19:53] (Flashback) Kid 1
Hey, master.
[19:55] (Flashback) Kid 2
Show me your new manga, sir!
[20:00] Senpai
It's always been like this for me.
[20:03] Senpai
I know how to deal with it.
[20:06] Senpai
Look away, close my mind,
[20:09] ---
and make it through.
[20:13] (Flashback) Kid 2
Bah, he's turtling again.
[20:16] (Flashback) Kid 1
Leave him.
[20:17] (Flashback) Kid 1
Let's go.
[20:19] Senpai
So I don't remember what
any of those kids looked like.
[20:24] Nagatoro
Come on, Senpai...
[20:27] Nagatoro
Well? Come on.
[20:30] Nagatoro
Don't tell me you have a crush on me.
[20:35] Senpai
N-No...
[20:37] Nagatoro
No way!
[20:38] Nagatoro
Give me a break, Senpai!
[20:41] Senpai
N-No, I...
[20:43] Senpai
A-All that stuff about having a crush on...
[20:46] Nagatoro
On?
[20:48] Senpai
...you aside...
[20:51] Nagatoro
...aside?
[20:54] Senpai
Honestly, you tick me off
and get on my nerves.
[21:00] Senpai
But I don't... I don't hate it that much.
[21:06] Senpai
Talking with you and stuff, miss.
[21:12] Nagatoro
Seriously, that "miss" thing is creepy.
[21:16] Senpai
F-Fine then... your name.
[21:19] Senpai
Tell me your n-name.
[21:26] ---
Sure.
[21:28] Nagatoro
"Naga" as in "long," and "toro."
[21:31] Senpai
"Toro"?
[21:37] Nagatoro
You write it like this.
[21:39] Senpai
Toro.
[21:48] Nagatoro
Call me Nagatoro from now on.
[21:50] Nagatoro
Let's get to know each other, Senpai.
[23:26] Nagatoro
Reflections for today!
[23:28] Senpai
Wh-What is that supposed to mean?
[23:29] Nagatoro
Senpai, you looked at my bra.
[23:32] Senpai
I d-didn't!
[23:33] Nagatoro
Lies!
[23:34] Nagatoro
What color was it?
[23:35] Senpai
I d-didn't see it!
[23:37] Nagatoro
It looks like this. See?
E2 - You Got Your Wish, Senpai! / 'Sup, Senpai?!
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[00:09] Senpai
That looks good.
[00:12] Nagatoro
Senpai!
[00:25] Nagatoro
What do you think of my hip motions?
[00:27] Nagatoro
Come in, now!
[00:30] Nagatoro
Find the right moment and slide in!
[00:32] Nagatoro
Come on, hurry up!
[00:35] Senpai
No, but when?
[00:46] Nagatoro
You're such a pervert!
SIGN DON'T TOY WITH ME,
SIGN DON'T TOY WITH ME,
SIGN DON'T TOY WITH ME,
SIGN DON'T TOY WITH ME,
SIGN MISS NAGATORO
SIGN MISS NAGATORO
SIGN MISS NAGATORO
SIGN MISS NAGATORO
SIGN You Got Your Wish, Senpai !!
SIGN Big Boob Vampires
[02:47] Senpai
I couldn't wait to buy Big Boob Vampires*.
[02:49] Senpai
I bought it on my way to school.
[02:52] Senpai
It's the volume with the hot spring*
chapter everyone's talking about!
[02:56] Person
Pervert!
[02:57] Person
Stop looking!
[03:06] Senpai
Nagatoro!
[03:08] Nagatoro
Senpai...
[03:13] Nagatoro
'Sup?!
[03:14] Senpai
Er, 'sup?
[03:17] Nagatoro
What were you eating all by yourself?
[03:19] Senpai
Y-Yakisoba.
[03:22] Senpai
Want some?
[03:24] Nagatoro
Why would you offer that to a girl?
[03:26] Nagatoro
That's why you're not popular with girls.
[03:32] Nagatoro
Anyway...
[03:34] Nagatoro
Was it just me, or did you have
a sketchy look in your eyes earlier?
[03:39] Senpai
Wh-What are you talking about?
[03:41] Nagatoro
You were like this.
[03:42] Nagatoro
I got creepy vibes from you.
[03:46] Senpai
I-I don't know what you're talking about.
[03:51] Nagatoro
You were looking at something pervy.
[03:57] Nagatoro
Let me see!
[03:58] Senpai
It's nothing pervy!
[04:01] Nagatoro
You're so obvious.
[04:03] Nagatoro
You're a closet perv.
[04:05] Nagatoro
You like sexy stuff.
[04:08] Senpai
I-I-I-I'm not like that.
[04:13] Nagatoro
If that's what you want, I can let you do it.
[04:19] Senpai
D-Do it?!
[04:21] Nagatoro
Gotcha!
[04:22] Senpai
Hey!
[04:23] Senpai
Give it back!
[04:23] Senpai
Give it back!
[04:24] Senpai
Give it back!
[04:25] Senpai
Give it back!
[04:26] Senpai
Give it back!
[04:30] Nagatoro
You're so easy, Senpai.
[04:33] Nagatoro
No way I'd do it with you.
[04:36] Nagatoro
Did you get your hopes up?
[04:40] Nagatoro
You need to know your place, pervy Senpai.
SIGN What!?
[04:49] Nagatoro
I knew it! It's a pervy thing!
[04:51] Senpai
No! Those kinds of sexy scenes have
always been a staple in shonen manga.
[04:56] Senpai
I always buy it for the story!
[04:58] Senpai
I mean, like, er, um...
[04:59] Nagatoro
Now you're fast talking all of a sudden.
[05:01] Nagatoro
You're so gross, Senpai.
[05:03] Senpai
No, I...
[05:04] Nagatoro
You say all that...
SIGN Ack!
Kyaa!
SIGN Crash
SIGN Squish
[05:06] Nagatoro
But this is what you like, isn't it?
[05:09] Nagatoro
What is this? Accidentally lucky?
[05:12] Senpai
Th-That's...
[05:13] Nagatoro
You want to play with someone's boobs right
as you're falling, don't you, Senpai?
[05:18] Senpai
S-Stop confusing fiction and reality.
[05:21] Nagatoro
Senpai, you pervert.
[05:23] Senpai
Th-That's just a silly bonus chapter.
[05:26] Senpai
It's the main vampire story
that I want to read.
[05:30] Nagatoro
Vampire story?
[06:02] Nagatoro
It was pervy, but it was
actually pretty good.
[06:05] Senpai
Right?
[06:06] Senpai
Love and romance with an immortal.
[06:09] Senpai
I love vampire stuff.
[06:13] Senpai
But one of the characters kind
of resembles you, didn't he?
[06:17] Senpai
He runs around holding a bunch of
garlic, which doesn't even work.
[06:21] Senpai
He falls victim to the vampire's fangs...
[06:26] Senpai
and gets the life sucked out of him.
[06:42] Senpai
H-He's nothing like me.
[06:45] Nagatoro
You'd be all right if you were
attacked by a vampire, though.
[06:49] Senpai
Huh? Why?
[06:52] Nagatoro
Because you're a virgin.
[06:55] Nagatoro
If you weren't a virgin...
[07:01] Nagatoro
You'd end up a ghoul!
[07:02] Nagatoro
A mindless ghoul!
[07:06] Nagatoro
But you'll be fine.
[07:07] Nagatoro
Good thing you're a virgin, huh?
[07:10] Senpai
Shut up!
[07:12] Senpai
H-How do y-you know I'm a v-v-virgin?
[07:18] Senpai
You'd have to be a vampire or something.
[07:20] Nagatoro
That's true.
[07:26] Nagatoro
Want to find out, then?
[07:38] Nagatoro
I'm kidding.
[07:41] Senpai
R-Right. Of course.
[07:49] Nagatoro
Can I try...
[07:50] Senpai
Can you try...?
[07:52] Nagatoro
...taking a bite?
[07:55] Senpai
No!
[07:55] Nagatoro
I won't suck.
[07:57] Nagatoro
I just want to try biting down.
[07:58] Senpai
What is wrong with you?!
[07:59] Senpai
Are you giving up on being human?
[08:01] Nagatoro
I'm just pretending to suck your blood.
[08:03] Nagatoro
Just pretending.
[08:05] Nagatoro
See? My canine teeth are pretty sharp.
[08:09] Nagatoro
I just want to try giving
you a prick with this.
[08:19] Nagatoro
I feel like I'm actually a vampire.
[08:23] Senpai
Cut it out!
[08:33] Senpai
G-Get off me.
[08:35] Nagatoro
Nope.
[08:36] Nagatoro
You're my prey now, Senpai.
[08:40] Senpai
S-Someone would get the
wrong idea if they saw us.
[08:44] Senpai
Is that what you want?
[08:46] Nagatoro
What do you mean, the wrong idea?
[08:50] Senpai
W-Well, things and stuff.
[08:56] Nagatoro
You have such a thin neck, Senpai.
[08:59] Senpai
Stop! Stop it!
[09:01] Senpai
H-Hang on!
[09:03] Nagatoro
Why don't you shove me
aside if you don't like it?
[09:07] Nagatoro
Not that you could do it.
[09:16] Senpai
Wait!
[09:20] Nagatoro
Gross!
[09:21] Nagatoro
Garlic breath!
[09:24] Nagatoro
You're not getting away!
[09:28] Nagatoro
Ow...
[09:42] Nagatoro
You got your wish, Senpai!
[09:45] Nagatoro
You got accidentally lucky!
[09:46] Senpai
That's not how it works!
SIGN Garlic
SIGN Yakisoba
[10:06] Nagatoro
Hey, hey, Senpai, was that the
first time a girl touched you?
[10:10] Senpai
Huh? T-Touched? Touched what?
[10:13] Nagatoro
Well, was it?
[10:15] Senpai
I-I don't know!
[10:18] Nagatoro
You're beet red, Senpai.
[10:20] Nagatoro
Let me guess...
[10:24] Nagatoro
Did you get hard?
[10:27] Senpai
Shut up!
[10:30] Nagatoro
Want me to squeeze it again?
[10:42] Senpai
Ow...
[10:45] Senpai
Hey!
[10:52] Nagatoro
See you, Senpai.
SIGN Squish
[11:09] Nagatoro
Senpai.
[11:11] Nagatoro
Here.
[11:13] Nagatoro
Squeeeeze...
SIGN DON'T TOY WITH ME, MISS NAGATORO
SIGN DON'T TOY WITH ME,
MISS NAGATORO
SIGN 'Sup, Senpai?!
[11:42] Senpai
Okay, let's get started.
[11:47] Nagatoro
Hello, Senpai!
[11:48] Senpai
Wh-Why are you here?
[11:51] Senpai
I was about to start drawing.
[11:53] Nagatoro
Let's play a game.
[11:56] Senpai
A game?
[11:59] Nagatoro
The nipple guessing game!
[12:02] Nagatoro
The rules are simple.
[12:04] Nagatoro
You have to guess where the other person's
nipples are from over their clothes.
[12:07] Nagatoro
There!
[12:14] Senpai
That's all you have to do.
[12:16] Senpai
Okay?
[12:17] Nagatoro
How is that okay?!
[12:19] Senpai
B-Besides, guessing where
a girl's n-nipples are...
[12:24] Senpai
I'm not a groper.
[12:26] Nagatoro
You react like such a virgin, Senpai.
[12:30] Senpai
Wh-What does being a virgin
have to do with it?
[12:32] Senpai
There's no point in playing, even if I win.
[12:35] Nagatoro
No, there is.
[12:37] Nagatoro
A grand prize.
SIGN You can ask me to do anything ticket
[12:44] Nagatoro
A you-can-ask-me-to-do-anything ticket.
[12:48] Nagatoro
Whenever I'm toying with you...
[12:55] Nagatoro
You can use this...
[12:57] Senpai
Stop!
[12:59] Nagatoro
Okay.
[13:00] Nagatoro
You can make me stop, just like that.
SIGN You can ask me to do anything ticket
[13:03] Nagatoro
It doesn't have to be such
a boring order, either.
[13:07] Nagatoro
You can use it to make me
do something crazier.
[13:10] Senpai
Something crazier?
[13:12] Nagatoro
What? You want me to wear my swimsuit
in the club room, you say?!
[13:17] Senpai
I never said that!
[13:18] Nagatoro
What? You want me to be a nude model?!
[13:23] Senpai
You don't have to do that!
[13:25] Nagatoro
I don't know...
[13:26] Nagatoro
Why would you use the ticket like that?
[13:28] Nagatoro
You're so nasty, Senpai.
[13:30] Nagatoro
You're so nasty, Senpai.
[13:31] Senpai
I don't care about using it
for "crazy stuff,"
[13:32] Nagatoro
You're so nasty, Senpai.
[13:34] ---
but if I can use this to make her stop...
[13:38] Senpai
You're so nasty, Senpai.
[13:39] Nagatoro
F-Fine.
[13:40] Nagatoro
I'll play.
[13:41] Senpai
That's the spirit, Senpai.
[13:43] ---
That's what I wanted to hear.
[13:47] Nagatoro
Okay, here we go.
[13:50] Senpai
I-It's sudden death, all right?
[13:58] Nagatoro
I-I can do it.
[14:01] Nagatoro
She's not going to guess right off the bat.
SIGN Hunter
[14:32] Senpai
B-Bulls-eye!
[14:39] Senpai
Wait, she missed.
[14:42] Senpai
She's off by just a bit.
[14:44] Senpai
I'm not sure, but it's self-reported,
[14:48] ---
so I can just tell her she missed.
[14:50] Senpai
Y-You missed.
[14:54] Senpai
Well, Senpai?
[14:56] Senpai
Did I get you?
[14:59] Senpai
N-No!
[15:01] Senpai
Did I miss?
[15:02] Nagatoro
You m-m—
[15:04] Nagatoro
Well?
[15:05] Nagatoro
Did I get you? Senpai?
[15:11] Nagatoro
Senpai!
[15:15] Senpai
You got me!
[15:16] Senpai
You got me!
[15:23] Nagatoro
Okay, your turn, Senpai.
[15:26] Nagatoro
Not that you have the guts to do it.
[15:29] Nagatoro
Well, the you-can-ask-me-to-do-anything
ticket is mine, then.
[15:34] Nagatoro
What should I use it for?
[15:36] Senpai
I'll do it.
[15:37] Nagatoro
Are you sure you can?
[15:40] Senpai
I said I'll do it.
[15:43] Nagatoro
I see.
[15:46] Nagatoro
Okay, go ahead.
[16:16] Nagatoro
Time's up!
[16:18] Senpai
Huh?!
[16:19] Senpai
You never said anything about time!
[16:22] Nagatoro
I forgot I was meeting my friends!
[16:25] Senpai
H-Hey...
SIGN Family Restaurant
[16:35] Senpai
One of my favorite family restaurants,
away from my school route.
[16:39] Senpai
I can finally relax and work on my manga.
[16:43] Person A
Oh, damn, I think we have the
whole place to ourselves.
[16:46] Person B
I told you.
[16:51] Senpai
Nagatoro!
[16:52] Person C
Where should we sit?
[16:56] Person C
How about over there?
[17:02] Person B
Huh, you have Koba-sensei for contemporary
literature, too, Nagatoro-chan?
[17:07] Person B
He never stops talking, does he?
[17:09] Senpai
Those boys are from the class next to mine.
[17:14] Person C
I heard you're in a band, right, Senpai?
[17:18] Person A
Yeah. He's writing these awesome songs.
[17:21] Person B
Don't tell them.
[17:24] Person C
Is it like Yaba P?
[17:27] Person A
Nah, it's not like that.
[17:30] Person A
If I had to describe it,
it's like an extension of art.
[17:34] Person A
Want to give it a listen?
[17:38] Person A
It's not the kind of simple crowd-pleasing
melodies that you hear all the time.
[17:42] Person A
My music incorporates the kind of artistic
elements that come out of soul and hip-hop.
[17:49] Person C
I'm going to the drink fountain.
[17:52] Person B
Me, too, then.
[17:55] Person A
Later.
[17:57] Person A
Anyway, I think art is
never really understood.
[18:01] Person A
In fact, it's art because it's
not understood, you know?
[18:04] Senpai
Nagatoro looks pretty annoyed.
[18:08] Senpai
I don't think that guy
knows how sadistic she is.
[18:13] Senpai
He's like a moth to the flame.
[18:16] Nagatoro
Huh?
[18:17] Nagatoro
This is music?
[18:19] Nagatoro
I thought it was some kind of weird bug.
[18:24] Senpai
Let's watch how she messes with you!
[18:30] Nagatoro
I don't get it.
[18:32] Senpai
Huh?
[18:33] Person A
R-Really?
[18:35] Person A
I guess it might have been
a bit too sophisticated.
[18:38] Nagatoro
It's not so much sophisticated as...
[18:42] Nagatoro
I didn't really feel anything.
[18:45] Nagatoro
It sounds like you aren't really into it.
[18:48] Nagatoro
Am I wrong?
[18:51] Person A
W-Well...
[18:54] Nagatoro
That wasn't really the
reaction I was expecting.
[18:58] Person A
I'm going to the bathroom.
[19:02] Person B
Say what?
[19:03] Person B
Sorry about him.
[19:04] Person B
He isn't really good at reading the room.
[19:07] Person B
I wasn't going to bring him,
but he insisted on coming.
[19:12] Person B
You're pretty guarded, huh, Nagatoro-chan?
[19:16] Nagatoro
Am I?
[19:18] Person B
You don't have to be so cautious around us!
[19:20] Senpai
This guy's persistent.
[19:21] Person B
I went to a boys school for middle school,
[19:24] Person B
so I don't really know
how to deal with girls.
[19:27] Person B
I've never played with a girls boobs, even.
[19:30] Person B
I'm serious.
[19:33] Nagatoro
What?
[19:34] Senpai
You have no idea what's coming!
[19:36] Senpai
I don't know if you're trying
to take her guard down,
[19:38] ---
but you've just made
yourself vulnerable.
[19:40] Nagatoro
Seriously?!
[19:42] Nagatoro
You're that old and you've never touched
a girl's boobs before? That's harsh.
[19:45] Nagatoro
Go play with some konjac jelly or something.
[19:47] Nagatoro
It would suit you.
[19:49] Senpai
Get bullied and cry as I have!
[19:53] Nagatoro
I'm not sure that's appropriate to say to
someone you're meeting for the first time.
[20:06] Person B
I-I'm going to the bathroom.
[20:11] Person C
Huh?
[20:14] Person C
Toro-chan, are you not interested
in guys or something?
[20:17] Nagatoro
Not really.
[20:19] Nagatoro
It's just that those guys are boring.
[20:21] Person C
I think they have a thing for you.
[20:25] Person C
That's why I set you up with them.
[20:27] Nagatoro
I told you to stop doing that!
[20:32] Nagatoro
Jeez!
[20:33] Person C
But they're so good-looking!
[20:44] Senpai
Hold on...
[20:46] Senpai
Am I the only one Nagatoro toys with?
[20:53] Nagatoro
'Sup, Senpai?
[20:55] Nagatoro
Are you on your way home, too?
[20:57] Senpai
Y-Yeah.
[20:59] Nagatoro
You have such a unique silhouette, Senpai.
[21:03] Nagatoro
I can tell it's you from really far away.
[21:05] Nagatoro
Like, "Look at that creepy thing over there!"
[21:08] Senpai
Stop calling me creepy!
[21:12] Nagatoro
You're really squiggly.
[21:16] Nagatoro
Squiggle, squiggle.
[21:18] Nagatoro
Squiggle, squiggle.
[21:19] Nagatoro
Squiggle, squiggle.
[21:20] Nagatoro
Squiggle, squiggle.
[21:23] Senpai
Hey, Nagatoro...
[21:27] Nagatoro
What is it, Senpai?
[21:28] Senpai
No, it's nothing.
[21:30] Nagatoro
What? What?
[21:32] Nagatoro
I want to know.
[21:33] Senpai
I s-said it's nothing.
[21:36] Nagatoro
Ew, he's squiggling again.
[21:38] Nagatoro
Gross.
[21:40] Senpai
Sh-Shut up!
[21:41] Nagatoro
Senpai's so gross.
[21:45] Nagatoro
So gross!
[21:48] Nagatoro
He's so gross!
[21:49] Senpai
Stop calling me gross!
[21:51] Nagatoro
He's so gross!
[21:53] Nagatoro
He's going to be gross tomorrow, too!
[23:25] Nagatoro
Points of improvement for today!
[23:27] Senpai
Are we doing this every week?
[23:28] Nagatoro
Is that the kind of manga you draw?
[23:30] Senpai
It's similar.
[23:31] Nagatoro
I bet the protagonist is like you,
and he gets sucked on by a vampire all over.
[23:37] Senpai
N-No...
[23:37] Nagatoro
You're so obvious, Senpai.
E3 - Let's Play Again, Senpai / Over Here, Senpai
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[00:13] Nagatoro
Senpai, want me to model for you?
[00:17] Senpai
N-No, thanks.
[00:19] Senpai
I prefer drawing still lifes to people.
[00:31] Nagatoro
Senpai, I can help you get a leg up.
[00:39] Senpai
W-Wait!
[00:41] Senpai
You sh-shouldn't do that kind of thing!
[00:43] Nagatoro
What kind of thing?
[00:45] Nagatoro
Like this?
[00:52] Senpai
The swim team wanted me to help out,
[00:54] Senpai
so I was seeing if this hand-me-down
swimsuit would fit me.
[00:57] Senpai
What were you expecting, Senpai?
[01:01] Senpai
You closeted perv!
SIGN DON'T TOY WITH ME,
SIGN DON'T TOY WITH ME,
SIGN DON'T TOY WITH ME,
SIGN DON'T TOY WITH ME,
SIGN MISS NAGATORO
SIGN MISS NAGATORO
SIGN MISS NAGATORO
SIGN MISS NAGATORO
SIGN DON'T TOY WITH ME, MISS NAGATORO
SIGN DON'T TOY WITH ME, MISS NAGATORO
SIGN DON'T TOY WITH ME, MISS NAGATORO
SIGN Let's Play Again, Senpai
[02:43] Senpai
I was looking forward to
[02:44] Senpai
working on my manga at
the family restaurant in peace.
[02:51] Nagatoro
Hurry up, Senpai.
[02:53] Senpai
Why does this always happen?
[03:00] Nagatoro
Hurry! Hurry!
[03:01] Nagatoro
You're going to get soaked!
[03:03] Senpai
I already am.
[03:10] Senpai
Don't mind me.
[03:13] Senpai
Go without me.
[03:14] Nagatoro
He's trying to sound tough.
[03:17] Senpai
No, it's just...
[03:25] Nagatoro
Why don't we wait out the rain
over there, then?
[03:35] Nagatoro
I'm soaked.
[03:38] Nagatoro
The forecast said it was
supposed to be clear.
[03:42] Senpai
It's what they call a
passing shower, I guess.
[03:44] Senpai
It should clear up in a bit.
[03:46] Nagatoro
That's true.
[03:53] Nagatoro
Hey, Senpai...
[03:54] Nagatoro
Wait, don't look this way.
[03:56] Senpai
Wh-Why not?
[04:00] Nagatoro
Because...
[04:01] Nagatoro
My uniform's really see-through right now.
[04:04] Senpai
See... through...
[04:08] Nagatoro
You might be dying to see,
being a closeted perv and all.
[04:12] Senpai
No, I won't.
[04:13] Senpai
I won't look.
[04:14] Nagatoro
Are you sure?
[04:16] Senpai
I-I'm not a closeted perv or anything.
[04:19] Nagatoro
I bet you're going to try to steal glances.
[04:22] Nagatoro
He's going to violate me with his eyes!
[04:24] Senpai
I'm not!
[04:25] Senpai
Damn it, Nagatoro keeps messing with me.
[04:32] Senpai
Wait a second...
[04:37] Nagatoro
Too bad for you!
[04:38] Nagatoro
I was wearing a swimsuit underneath!
[04:43] Senpai
That's got to be it.
[04:45] Senpai
I know.
[04:48] Senpai
By see-through, you mean to your swimsuit!
[05:00] Senpai
S-Sorry.
[05:10] Nagatoro
See? I knew you were a closeted perv.
[05:13] Senpai
No!
[05:15] Nagatoro
You took a long, hard stare
at my see-through uniform.
[05:19] Senpai
I-It was a mistake.
[05:22] Nagatoro
What? What?
[05:23] Nagatoro
I couldn't hear you.
[05:25] Nagatoro
Say it louder, Senpai.
[05:34] Senpai
It's going to blow me away!
[05:37] Senpai
Are you all right?
[05:39] Senpai
S-S-Sorry!
[05:41] Nagatoro
Oh, no!
[05:42] Nagatoro
You saw me again!
[05:44] Nagatoro
You're so horny, Senpai.
[05:50] Senpai
It's getting kind of cold.
[05:54] Senpai
It doesn't look like it's
going to stop raining.
[05:56] Senpai
We might have to run home.
[05:58] Nagatoro
Where do you live, Senpai?
[06:01] Senpai
I take a turn at the intersection
and then go through the tunnel.
[06:05] Nagatoro
That's pretty far.
[06:07] Senpai
What about you?
[06:08] Nagatoro
Past the convenience store there.
[06:12] Senpai
Huh...
[06:13] Senpai
That's pretty close.
[06:23] Nagatoro
Hey, Senpai...
[06:26] Nagatoro
Want to stop by my place?
[06:39] Nagatoro
Come in, Senpai.
[06:41] Senpai
Th-Thanks for having me.
[06:52] Mom
Welcome home!
[06:54] Dad
Well, well, have you brought a friend?
[06:57] Nagatoro
Not really a friend...
[06:59] Nagatoro
More like a toy.
[07:02] Mom
My, my, what a shabby toy.
[07:06] Dad
I thought you brought home
a scarecrow or something.
[07:11] Nagatoro
He's pretty fun to play with, though.
[07:17] Senpai
Wait! Stop!
[07:22] Dad
This is quite a fun toy.
[07:24] Mom
Oh, my, his eye is twitching.
[07:28] Nagatoro
I know, right?
[07:30] Nagatoro
And after that...
[07:33] Nagatoro
See? This toy starts crying.
[07:38] Nagatoro
Sorry to keep you waiting.
[07:40] Nagatoro
What's wrong? You seem really on edge.
[07:43] Senpai
N-No, it's nothing.
[07:48] Senpai
Um...
[07:49] Senpai
What about your family?
[07:50] Nagatoro
No one's home right now.
[07:52] Nagatoro
My whole family's going to be out late today.
[07:55] Senpai
I-I see.
[07:56] Nagatoro
Well, come in.
[07:58] Senpai
N-No, I'm just going to wait
for the rain to stop.
[08:01] Nagatoro
You're going to catch a
cold if you don't dry off.
[08:09] Nagatoro
That's my big brother's,
so it might be a bit big on you.
[08:13] Nagatoro
You can use this, too.
[08:15] Senpai
Right.
[08:17] Senpai
Thanks.
[08:19] Nagatoro
Leave your wet clothes there.
[08:22] Nagatoro
I'll run the dryer. It won't take long.
[08:25] Senpai
Got it.
[08:30] Senpai
Could this be...
[08:34] Senpai
the towel that Nagatoro used?!
[08:43] Senpai
N-N-No, I...
[08:44] Nagatoro
Too bad!
[08:46] Nagatoro
This is the towel I used.
[08:49] Nagatoro
Enjoy.
[09:06] Nagatoro
Senpai...
[09:09] Nagatoro
You're acting twice as sus as usual.
[09:12] ---
Is this your first time in a girl's room?
[09:17] Senpai
Th-That's a secret.
[09:20] Nagatoro
A secret?!
[09:20] Nagatoro
That's hilarious.
[09:25] Nagatoro
Okay, I have a question for you.
[09:28] Nagatoro
What's the thing guys do when
they're at a girl's place?
[09:35] Senpai
Wh-What "thing"?!
[09:37] Nagatoro
What?
[09:38] Senpai
S-Study? And stuff?
[09:41] Nagatoro
Study?
[09:43] Nagatoro
We don't even have any tests coming up.
[09:51] Nagatoro
You use your fingers to prod and parry.
[09:56] Senpai
Wait, that's...
[09:58] Nagatoro
And then you become vigorously intertwined.
[10:03] Senpai
N-No! We can't!
[10:06] Nagatoro
Huh?
[10:08] Nagatoro
I mean this.
[10:11] Nagatoro
What did you think I meant?
[10:13] Senpai
Th-That's a secret.
[10:15] Nagatoro
Yeesh, you're such a perv.
[10:19] Nagatoro
So nasty.
[10:25] Senpai
Huh...
[10:26] Senpai
JusGear, eh?
[10:28] Nagatoro
It's my brother's.
[10:29] Nagatoro
Do you know how to play?
[10:31] Senpai
Yeah, I used to play quite a bit.
[10:34] Nagatoro
You're an otaku, so you shouldn't have to
be so awkward if we're just gaming, right?
[10:40] Nagatoro
I'm pretty good at this game.
[10:48] Nagatoro
Take my powerful punch!
[10:52] Nagatoro
Here goes my special punch!
[11:07] Guy
Nothing but a big mouth.
[11:13] Senpai
Shoot!
[11:15] Senpai
I took the game way too seriously
against an obvious beginner.
[11:20] Senpai
Wait a second...
[11:21] Senpai
In a sense, this is kind of what Nagatoro's
been doing to me this whole time.
[11:41] Senpai
Have some pain for once!
[11:47] Guy
I'll finish you off!
[12:00] Nagatoro
You're mine!
[12:11] Nagatoro
Scrub!
[12:12] Nagatoro
Senpai's a scrub!
[12:14] Senpai
That was cheating!
[12:15] Nagatoro
No, it wasn't!
[12:17] Nagatoro
It's a battle strategy!
[12:19] Nagatoro
Let's play some more, Senpai.
[12:24] Nagatoro
Senpai, you pervert!
[12:31] Nagatoro
Senpai's a super scrub in real life, too.
[12:42] Senpai
Thanks for having me over today.
[12:44] Nagatoro
You're welcome.
[12:51] Senpai
I had f-fun gaming.
[12:55] Nagatoro
Let's play again, Senpai.
[12:58] Nagatoro
I'll destroy you next time, too.
[13:01] Senpai
Don't cheat next time.
[13:03] Nagatoro
I know you're really hoping I do,
Senpai, you closeted perv.
[13:08] Senpai
I'm n-not!
SIGN DON'T TOY WITH ME,
MISS NAGATORO
SIGN They're exactly alike...
SIGN DON'T TOY WITH ME,
MISS NAGATORO
SIGN He looks nothing like him...
SIGN Dining Hall
SIGN Today Only
Gorgeous
Karaage
Lunch
SIGN Over Here, Senpai!
[13:29] Senpai
It's been a while since
I came to the dining hall.
[13:32] Senpai
I was expecting to eat alone, but...
[13:37] Senpai
There's nowhere to sit!
[13:44] Nagatoro
Senpai! Over here!
[13:49] Nagatoro
Come on.
[13:51] Nagatoro
There's a seat next to me.
[14:02] Senpai
That's the worst spot ever.
[14:06] Senpai
But...
[14:08] Senpai
There aren't any other open seats.
[14:12] Senpai
I'm going to have to eat
as fast as I can and run.
[14:21] Senpai
P-Pardon me.
[14:28] Yoshi
Your boyfriend?
[14:30] Senpai
N-No!
[14:31] Nagatoro
Yup.
[14:32] Nagatoro
We're going steady.
[14:34] Nagatoro
Right, Senpai?
[14:36] Senpai
Stop! Don't!
[14:45] Gamo
That's hilarious.
[14:46] Gamo
So how far have you gotten with her, Paisen?
[14:52] Senpai
H-How far? I d-don't know
what you're talking about.
[14:57] Gamo
You're all red, Paisen.
[14:59] Yoshi
Beet red!
[15:01] Yoshi
Okay...
[15:03] Yoshi
Want to go out with me, too, then?
[15:05] Senpai
S-Stop!
[15:10] Gamo
You can totally tell he's a virgin.
[15:12] Gamo
You want him to have a girl on the side?
[15:13] Yoshi
On the side! That's so funny.
[15:15] Nagatoro
So funny.
[15:17] Gamo
He doesn't seem like a boyfriend...
[15:20] Gamo
So much as a pet.
[15:22] Yoshi
A pet!
[15:24] Nagatoro
He does kind of seem like a pet.
[15:26] Nagatoro
He's all fluffy and stuff.
[15:29] Senpai
Stop it!
[15:31] Yoshi
Fluffy!
[15:34] Nagatoro
Senpai's head is all sticky.
You don't want to touch it.
[15:40] Yoshi
Uh... Yeah.
[15:45] Senpai
Who are you calling sticky?!
[15:47] Senpai
I wash it every day!
[15:48] Nagatoro
Are you sure?
[15:51] Gamo
He doesn't even seem like a pet.
[15:53] Yoshi
He doesn't.
[15:55] Gamo
A slave?
[15:55] Yoshi
A slave!
[15:58] Nagatoro
Slave! Did you hear that, Senpai?
[16:00] Senpai
Who are you calling a slave?!
[16:02] Nagatoro
Hurry up and finish eating!
[16:04] Nagatoro
And get back to work for me!
[16:06] Yoshi
Work!
[16:21] Gamo
Man, this is great.
[16:23] Gamo
He doesn't fight back at all.
[16:26] Gamo
He's not even a slave...
[16:29] Gamo
More like a bug?
[16:31] Gamo
Seriously, you can't be like that as a guy.
[16:38] Nagatoro
That's taking it too far.
[16:47] Gamo
Sorry I dissed your boyfriend.
[16:51] Nagatoro
That's not the point.
[16:58] Senpai
Is Nagatoro getting angry on my behalf?
[17:04] Senpai
No... No way.
[17:11] Senpai
H-Hey...
[17:15] Senpai
I-I...
[17:16] Senpai
I'm not Nagatoro's boyfriend, but...
[17:35] Yoshi
That's it?!
[17:38] Gamo
You were supposed to say something good.
[17:41] Yoshi
You had nothing in mind?!
[17:43] Senpai
No, well...
[17:45] Senpai
I j-just wanted to say I'm not her boyfriend.
[17:52] Gamo
You're so funny, Paisen.
[17:55] Yoshi
So funny.
[18:01] Nagatoro
You never fight back, do you, Senpai?
[18:05] Senpai
Huh?
[18:06] Nagatoro
You never have a comeback
when you get dissed.
[18:10] Senpai
I-I suppose.
[18:12] Nagatoro
Which is why...
[18:13] Nagatoro
You have to smack them.
[18:17] Nagatoro
By turning it into slapstick,
you can turn a diss into a derp.
[18:21] A
You're gross.
[18:22] B
Shup!
[18:25] Senpai
I don't know if that would work so well.
[18:27] Nagatoro
It will.
[18:28] Nagatoro
Come on.
[18:31] Nagatoro
Stand over there, Senpai.
[18:35] Nagatoro
Thank you! Thank you!
[18:37] Nagatoro
So the other day, there was a scarecrow
standing in the middle of the road.
[18:41] Senpai
A comedy sketch?
[18:42] Nagatoro
I thought, why is a scarecrow standing here?
[18:44] Nagatoro
Weird... I wonder why...
[18:47] Nagatoro
So I took a closer look, and...
[18:50] Nagatoro
It wasn't a scarecrow, it was Senpai!
[18:56] Nagatoro
"Who you calling a scarecrow?!"
[19:00] Nagatoro
See? Easy, right?
[19:02] Senpai
That's all it takes?
[19:05] Nagatoro
You aren't a comedian. You don't
have to do anything special.
[19:08] Nagatoro
Just go with the flow and give them a slap.
[19:13] Senpai
I see.
[19:15] Nagatoro
You're so creepy, Senpai.
[19:19] Nagatoro
So creepy.
[19:20] Nagatoro
So creepy.
[19:26] Senpai
Shup!
[19:30] Senpai
I think I can fight back a bit.
[19:34] Nagatoro
Okay, let's keep going.
[19:36] Nagatoro
You have to do it yourself this time.
[19:39] Senpai
O-Okay.
[19:43] Nagatoro
Thank you! Thank you!
[19:45] Nagatoro
Sorry for calling you creepy earlier, Senpai.
[19:49] Senpai
It's fine.
[19:52] Nagatoro
You're not so much creepy as you are funny.
[19:57] Nagatoro
Your hair's funny, too.
[19:59] Nagatoro
It's so fluffy.
[20:00] Nagatoro
Like a sheep that's about
to get eaten by a wolf.
[20:03] Nagatoro
Is it shearing season yet?
[20:06] Nagatoro
Want me to help you?
[20:09] Nagatoro
I'll go through it with electric clippers.
[20:11] Nagatoro
Fluffy, fluffy, buzz!
[20:12] Nagatoro
Fluffy, fluffy, buzz!
[20:13] Nagatoro
Fluffy, fluffy, buzz!
[20:15] Nagatoro
Fluffy, fluffy, buzz!
[20:16] Nagatoro
Fluffy, fluffy, buzz!
[20:18] Nagatoro
Come on, Senpai!
[20:19] Nagatoro
Smack me!
[20:22] Nagatoro
Senpai?
[20:30] Senpai
Y-You didn't have to take it so far.
[20:39] Nagatoro
Sorry.
[20:57] Nagatoro
What's wrong? Why so pouty?
[20:59] Nagatoro
You are kind of gross, Senpai.
[21:02] Nagatoro
What's this? Are you crying again?
[21:05] Senpai
I-I'm not crying.
[21:07] Nagatoro
Come on, the smack!
[21:10] Nagatoro
You have to go at it!
[21:13] Nagatoro
Come on, Senpai!
[21:17] Senpai
Shut up!
[21:24] Senpai
S-S-S-Sorry!
[21:32] Nagatoro
I-I knew you could do it, Senpai.
[21:35] Nagatoro
But you're supposed to smack here.
[21:37] Nagatoro
Or did you...
[21:40] Nagatoro
hit me there on purpose,
[21:42] Nagatoro
you pervert?
[21:44] Senpai
N-No...
[21:45] Nagatoro
C-Come on, that's where you're
supposed to give me a smack.
[21:48] Nagatoro
"Hell, no!"
[21:49] Senpai
Spare me, already!
[23:25] Nagatoro
Points of improvement for today!
[23:27] Nagatoro
You said you aren't my boyfriend,
but what are you, then?
[23:30] Senpai
Well... friends or something.
[23:32] Nagatoro
Would you look at your friend's underwear,
go to their place, or expect a kiss?
[23:35] Senpai
Well...
[23:36] Nagatoro
Would you expect something
sexy from your friends? Well?
E4 - You're All Red, Senpai / Senpai, You Could Be a Little More...
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[00:07] Senpai
It's been a while since
I did an oil painting.
[00:12] Senpai
My hands get dirty every time.
[00:15] Nagatoro
Pardon me, Senpai.
[00:18] Senpai
N-Nagatoro!
[00:19] Nagatoro
I spilled juice, and now
my hands are all sticky.
[00:22] Senpai
Keep your hands away!
[00:23] Nagatoro
Come on. Scoot over a bit.
[00:26] Senpai
Why do you have to use the same tap?
[00:28] Nagatoro
Why not? Come on.
[00:46] Nagatoro
What's up, Senpai?
[00:48] Senpai
No, I was j-just thinking
it's really cramped here.
[00:52] Nagatoro
I know, right? It's cramped.
[00:58] Nagatoro
Hey, Senpai...
[01:01] Senpai
What?
[01:02] Nagatoro
The way we're washing our hands
next to each other...
[01:07] Nagatoro
Kinda makes it seem like we're taking
a bath together before sex, huh?
[01:10] Senpai
Huh?!
[01:11] Senpai
S-S-Stop talking like that!
[01:17] Nagatoro
Your face is all red, Senpai!
[01:21] Senpai
S-S-S-S-Sorry!
[01:25] Nagatoro
Senpai...
[01:27] Senpai
H-Hey... What are you doing?
[01:32] Nagatoro
Why don't we try it out?
[01:35] Senpai
T-T-Try what?
[01:38] Nagatoro
Washing each other.
[01:43] Nagatoro
There! There! There! There!
[01:51] Nagatoro
He's getting away!
[01:52] Senpai
Damn it!
[01:53] Senpai
I can't t-take this anymore!
[01:57] Nagatoro
Senpai! You still have suds on your hands.
[02:01] Senpai
I'll wash them in the bathroom!
SIGN DON'T TOY WITH ME,
SIGN DON'T TOY WITH ME,
SIGN DON'T TOY WITH ME,
SIGN DON'T TOY WITH ME,
SIGN MISS NAGATORO
SIGN MISS NAGATORO
SIGN MISS NAGATORO
SIGN MISS NAGATORO
SIGN DON'T TOY WITH ME, MISS NAGATORO
SIGN DON'T TOY WITH ME, MISS NAGATORO
SIGN DON'T TOY WITH ME, MISS NAGATORO
SIGN You're All Red, Senpai
SIGN Art Room
[03:49] Senpai
The club room is definitely
the best place to eat.
[03:57] Senpai
She's here...
[03:58] Senpai
It's she who disturbs the peace.
[04:01] Gamo
'Sup, Paisen?
[04:03] ---
Sup!
[04:04] Senpai
Nagatoro's friends!
[04:06] Yoshi
Is Hayacchi not here?
[04:09] Gamo
So this is your love nest, huh?
[04:12] Gamo
So sketchy.
[04:14] Yoshi
Love nest!
[04:15] Yoshi
Sketchy!
[04:16] Senpai
Th-This is my club room.
You can't just walk in.
[04:20] Gamo
Wow, is this the loner's lunch
that I've heard so much about?
[04:23] Yoshi
Poor loner.
[04:25] Senpai
That's none of your business.
[04:37] Senpai
Nagatoro isn't even here.
What are they doing?
[04:41] Senpai
I wish they'd leave already.
[04:44] Gamo
Want to do the thing?
[04:45] Yoshi
Shall we?
[04:48] Gamo
Hey, Paisen, have you squeezed
someone's boobs before?
[04:57] Gamo
He does have good reactions!
[05:00] Yoshi
He's so funny.
[05:03] Senpai
Why would you even ask that?
[05:05] Gamo
Nah, I just heard that
you're a closet perv, so...
[05:09] Yoshi
Giggle, giggle, giggle!
[05:10] Senpai
I-I'm not!
[05:11] Gamo
But you're a virgin,
[05:14] Gamo
and you've never even played with
someone's boobs. I feel bad for you.
[05:18] Yoshi
I pity you!
[05:21] Gamo
Hey, Paisen...
[05:22] Gamo
Want to touch my boobs?
[05:26] Gamo
Well?
[05:28] Gamo
Well?
[05:28] Gamo
Well? Well?
[05:30] Gamo
Well? Well?
[05:32] Gamo
Well? Well?
[05:34] Yoshi
Well? Well?
[05:35] Yoshi
Well? Well?
[05:37] Gamo
Paisen...
[05:39] Yoshi
Senpai...
[05:41] Gamo
Paisen...
[05:43] Yoshi
Senpai...
[05:47] Gamo
He's running away!
[05:58] Gamo
You don't have to hold back, Paisen.
[06:02] Senpai
W-Wait...
[06:05] Senpai
S-Stop it!
[06:07] Gamo
Come on!
[06:09] Gamo
Paisen!
[06:20] Senpai
I was forced to touch her breast.
SIGN An
[06:28] Voice
Anpan.
SIGN An
[06:31] Senpai
Bean buns?!
[06:35] Gamo
Did you think you got to touch my boobs?
[06:38] Gamo
How did my boobs feel under your hand?
[06:41] Yoshi
Under your hand?
[06:45] Nagatoro
What was that about your boobs?
[06:52] Gamo
N-Nagatoro...
[06:55] Nagatoro
Looks like you're having fun.
[07:02] Gamo
Smell ya later!
[07:03] Yoshi
Smell ya later!
[07:06] Senpai
Th-Thanks.
[07:08] Senpai
They just barged in, and...
SIGN An
[07:23] Nagatoro
You squeezed her boobs?
[07:26] Nagatoro
Good for you.
[07:29] Nagatoro
You're a closet perv, after all.
[07:32] Senpai
No. No, no, no, no, no...
[07:36] Nagatoro
Good for you for getting
to squeeze her boobs.
[07:39] Senpai
I never did!
[07:41] Senpai
It wasn't her boobs!
[07:43] Senpai
It was a bean bun.
[07:56] Nagatoro
A bean bun?!
[08:00] Nagatoro
You didn't get a chance to squeeze boobs?!
[08:06] Nagatoro
Poor Senpai!
[08:09] Senpai
I d-didn't actually want...
[08:14] Nagatoro
Then...
[08:16] Nagatoro
What would you say if I said
you could squeeze mine?
[08:20] Senpai
I s-said I don't want to.
[08:24] Nagatoro
Are you sure?
[08:26] Nagatoro
Really?
[08:34] Senpai
That's...
[08:36] Senpai
the legendary rare item:
the premium bean bun!
[08:39] Senpai
Rumor has it that it has a soft, supple texture
that you wouldn't even believe is a bean bun.
[08:47] Nagatoro
I finally got one.
[08:49] Nagatoro
Want a taste?
[08:51] Senpai
A-A taste?
[08:54] Nagatoro
Between Gamo-chan's bean bun
and my premium bean bun...
[08:58] Nagatoro
Wouldn't you like to find
out which one's softer?
[09:04] Senpai
Well...
[09:05] Senpai
I do, but...
[09:14] Nagatoro
Bean bun guessing game!
[09:17] Nagatoro
Well?!
[09:19] Nagatoro
Go ahead and squeeze them and guess
which one's the premium bean bun!
[09:23] Nagatoro
If you guess right, you can have it.
[09:26] Senpai
S-Squeeze them?!
[09:30] Senpai
I can't...
[09:32] Nagatoro
They're just bean buns.
[09:34] Nagatoro
Are you having naughty thoughts?
[09:38] Nagatoro
See? They're just buns!
[09:42] Senpai
Sh-She's right.
[09:44] Senpai
They're just buns.
I have nothing to be ashamed of.
[09:47] Nagatoro
Go ahead.
[10:00] Senpai
It's just bread.
[10:02] Senpai
It's just bread.
[10:05] Senpai
It's so soft.
[10:07] Senpai
Is this the premium one?
[10:09] Nagatoro
What's wrong?
[10:10] Nagatoro
You're all red, Senpai.
[10:13] Nagatoro
And you're just squeezing a bean bun.
[10:16] Nagatoro
That's so weird.
[10:21] Senpai
Let's try this one, then.
[10:28] Senpai
This one's even softer.
[10:30] Senpai
No... it's soft, but it's
almost too bouncy to be bread.
[10:36] Senpai
Which is it?
[10:38] Nagatoro
H-Hey!
[10:40] Senpai
I see!
[10:41] Senpai
Not only is it soft and
supple, it's also bouncy!
[10:46] Senpai
I got it!
[10:48] Senpai
This is the premium bean bread!
[11:03] Senpai
S-S-S-S-S-S-Sorry!
[11:19] Nagatoro
It's so soft and supple.
[11:22] Nagatoro
It's premium, after all.
[11:24] Senpai
Sure.
SIGN DON'T TOY WITH ME, MISS NAGATORO
SIGN Premium Bean Buns
SIGN Senpai, You Could Be a Little More...
[11:47] Senpai
Nagatoro's late.
[11:53] (Flashback) Senpai
I think I'll call it a day.
[11:55] (Flashback) Nagatoro
Senpai.
[11:59] (Flashback) Nagatoro
Want me to model for you tomorrow?
[12:02] (Flashback) Nagatoro
You never drew me last time when
I was wearing that swimsuit.
[12:05] (Flashback) Senpai
No, it's okay.
[12:07] (Flashback) Senpai
I'm planning on drawing an apple tomorrow.
[12:13] (Flashback) Nagatoro
Apples and bananas are always
going to be there for you to draw.
[12:18] (Flashback) Nagatoro
I'm a high school girl over here.
[12:20] (Flashback) Nagatoro
A high school girl!
[12:21] (Flashback) Nagatoro
Have you heard of a thing
called scarcity value?
[12:24] (Flashback) Senpai
Fine, fine.
[12:27] (Flashback) Senpai
I'll draw you.
[12:32] Senpai
I mean, if she's not coming,
that's okay, too.
[12:39] Nagatoro
One and two, one and two...
[12:42] Nagatoro
One and two, one and two, one and two...
[12:47] Nagatoro
One and two, one and two...
[12:53] Senpai
What are you doing?
[12:57] Nagatoro
The crafts club didn't need this
sofa anymore, so they gave it to me.
[13:00] Nagatoro
The chair here was so hard and uncomfortable.
[13:05] Nagatoro
See?
[13:06] Nagatoro
It's nice and soft.
[13:10] Senpai
I never asked you to bring
that into my club room.
[13:15] Nagatoro
What's up?
[13:16] Nagatoro
I saw you staring pensively
out the window earlier, too.
[13:22] Guy A
Yes!
[13:24] Nagatoro
Hosokawa-kun from the
baseball team's killing it again.
[13:28] Nagatoro
They say he's a superstar who'll
become a professional player for sure.
[13:31] Nagatoro
It's hard to believe he's
the same age as you.
[13:35] Senpai
Shut up. Why do you care?
[13:38] Nagatoro
Oh? I got a hint of jealousy
from you just now.
[13:42] Senpai
I'm not jealous.
[13:45] Senpai
But it must be fun getting so much
praise from the people around you.
[13:50] Nagatoro
Do you want praise, too, Senpai?
[13:53] Senpai
Sure, a little bit.
[13:56] Senpai
I don't really have any talents to praise, though.
[14:03] Senpai
And all she ever does is mess with me.
[14:07] Nagatoro
Do you praise people at all, then, Senpai?
[14:13] Senpai
Not really.
[14:14] Nagatoro
Talents aside, if you want praise,
you have to give praise first.
[14:21] Nagatoro
He who never praises receives no praise!
[14:27] Nagatoro
So with that said...
[14:31] Nagatoro
Try praising me.
[14:35] Senpai
How did it come to this?
[14:37] Nagatoro
Everything is worth a shot.
[14:39] Nagatoro
Ready?
[14:40] Nagatoro
Come on.
[14:42] Senpai
What am I supposed to praise you for?
[14:45] Senpai
Her face... is on the cute side, I think?
[14:50] Senpai
But I couldn't say that to her face.
[14:53] Senpai
She has nice, slender legs.
[14:56] Senpai
That would be sexual harassment.
[14:58] Senpai
Her hair smells nice.
[15:01] Senpai
That sounds creepy.
[15:05] Senpai
Y-Your hair is smooth and n-nice.
[15:11] Nagatoro
"And nice"!
[15:14] Senpai
S-Stop laughing!
[15:16] Nagatoro
Sorry, praise me more.
[15:21] Senpai
You have a light step, which is nice.
[15:24] Nagatoro
"Light step"!
[15:25] Nagatoro
Whoosh! Whoosh! Whoosh!
[15:29] Nagatoro
Come on! More!
[15:30] Nagatoro
More!
[15:34] Senpai
That kick you did the first day I met you...
[15:39] Senpai
was badass.
[15:50] Nagatoro
Th-Thanks.
[15:57] Nagatoro
Since you said lots of
nice things about me...
[16:02] Nagatoro
I'll praise you this time, Senpai.
[16:12] Senpai
You don't need to try so hard if
I've got nothing worth praising!
[16:16] Nagatoro
I'm kidding.
[16:17] Nagatoro
I'm kidding.
[16:21] Nagatoro
Your face is funny.
[16:24] Nagatoro
You make lots of interesting
expressions, Senpai.
[16:27] Nagatoro
And if I stare at you long enough,
you start twitching under your eyes.
[16:43] Nagatoro
See? You're twitching under your eyes!
[16:45] Senpai
I-It's just because my eye is itchy.
[16:51] Nagatoro
Senpai's crying again.
[16:54] Senpai
What? I'm not crying!
[16:55] Nagatoro
Fwoosh!
[16:57] Nagatoro
Are you sure?
[17:00] Senpai
Okay, stop it!
[17:01] Senpai
Weren't you going to model for me?
[17:03] Senpai
Let's get started.
[17:04] Nagatoro
Okay.
[17:08] Nagatoro
How should I pose?
[17:09] Nagatoro
Since we have this sofa...
[17:11] Nagatoro
Something like this?
[17:16] Nagatoro
Or like this?
[17:19] Nagatoro
Look, look.
[17:22] Nagatoro
What do you think, Senpai?
[17:29] Nagatoro
Well?
[17:32] Senpai
Could you stop that and just pose normally?!
[17:34] Nagatoro
Okay.
[17:48] Senpai
I don't get it, though...
[17:51] Senpai
Why does Nagatoro keep
wanting me to draw her?
[18:02] Nagatoro
Fwip.
[18:05] Nagatoro
What's wrong?
[18:07] Nagatoro
You're all red, Senpai.
[18:09] Nagatoro
Hurry up and draw me.
[18:12] Senpai
No, your h-hemline...
[18:14] Nagatoro
My hemline?
[18:16] Senpai
It's curling up.
[18:18] Senpai
You should fix it.
[18:19] Nagatoro
Jeez, Senpai, you creep.
[18:31] Nagatoro
Senpai, you haven't gotten
anywhere, have you?
[18:35] Senpai
I-I can't focus because you keep moving.
[18:40] Nagatoro
Look at him, blaming me.
[18:42] Nagatoro
Are you sure there isn't another
reason why you can't focus?
[18:50] Nagatoro
I'm starting to get sleepy.
[18:54] Nagatoro
You don't mind me changing my pose
since you haven't started yet, right?
[18:58] Senpai
Sure, whatever.
[19:00] Nagatoro
I'll give you reward if you draw me well.
[19:03] Senpai
You don't have to do that.
[19:06] Senpai
I bet it's some kind of dare again.
[19:10] Nagatoro
That's only because you
never have the guts, Senpai.
[19:16] Senpai
The guts?
[19:18] Nagatoro
Senpai, you could be a little more...
[19:42] Senpai
She's asleep.
[20:25] Senpai
I managed to finish it.
[20:29] Senpai
But I rushed through it.
[20:31] Senpai
So I made a ton of mistakes.
[20:35] Senpai
If Nagatoro saw this...
[20:38] Nagatoro
I see.
[20:41] Senpai
I'm not done yet!
[20:42] Nagatoro
Time's up.
[20:45] Nagatoro
And now, time for your reward!
[20:48] Nagatoro
Okay, close your eyes, please.
[20:52] Nagatoro
Hurry up.
[20:56] Nagatoro
Here we go.
[20:59] Senpai
She's just going to flick my
forehead or something again.
[21:05] Senpai
What?
[21:06] Senpai
I felt something soft on my lips.
[21:10] Nagatoro
What does that taste like, Senpai?
[21:14] Nagatoro
Taste?
[21:33] Nagatoro
What are you doing?
Trying to get your tongue in?!
[21:35] Nagatoro
You're a million years away
from being able to kiss me.
[21:39] Senpai
I-I wasn't trying to get my tongue in.
[21:43] Senpai
You said "taste," so...
[21:45] Nagatoro
Though...
[21:49] Nagatoro
I like this drawing.
[23:25] Nagatoro
You know what you need to
improve on today, right?
[23:28] Senpai
I-I, um, well...
[23:30] Senpai
Your...
[23:31] Nagatoro
My...
[23:32] Senpai
Your b-breasts...
[23:34] Nagatoro
My breasts...?
[23:35] Senpai
M-M-M-M-Momotaro!
[23:38] Nagatoro
Whoops, I broke him.
E5 - Senpai's Poofball / Thanks, Senpai!
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SIGN Art Room
[00:04] Nagatoro
Hey, Senpai.
[00:06] Nagatoro
You're looking as gross as ever.
[00:14] Nagatoro
Gross! Gross! Grossy-gross!
[00:16] Nagatoro
Gross! Grossy-gross!
[00:17] Nagatoro
You're so gross, Senpai.
[00:24] Gamo
He's not that gross, is he?
[00:28] Yoshi
Not gross.
[00:32] Gamo
Let's go hang out, Paisen.
[00:35] Gamo
It beats being around Hayacchi and
being called gross, doesn't it?
[00:38] Yoshi
Doesn't it?
[00:44] Senpai
True.
[00:46] Senpai
It does.
[00:50] Gamo
That's the spirit.
[00:53] Yoshi
The spirit.
[00:56] Senpai
Later, Nagatoro.
[01:08] Senpai
I-Is something wrong?
[01:13] Nagatoro
Nothing.
[01:18] Nagatoro
Did you bring this here for me?
[01:21] Senpai
I-I couldn't have you catching a cold.
[01:24] Senpai
Th-There happened to be a spare sheet, so...
[01:30] Nagatoro
You're not that gross today, Senpai.
[01:34] Senpai
Is that supposed to be a compliment?
SIGN DON'T TOY WITH ME,
SIGN DON'T TOY WITH ME,
SIGN DON'T TOY WITH ME,
SIGN DON'T TOY WITH ME,
SIGN MISS NAGATORO
SIGN MISS NAGATORO
SIGN MISS NAGATORO
SIGN MISS NAGATORO
SIGN DON'T TOY WITH ME, MISS NAGATORO
SIGN DON'T TOY WITH ME, MISS NAGATORO
SIGN DON'T TOY WITH ME, MISS NAGATORO
SIGN Senpai's Poofball
[03:20] Senpai
She's looking at me!
[03:22] Senpai
She's going to say something weird again.
[03:25] Nagatoro
I bet you're sensitive, Senpai.
[03:28] Senpai
H-How?
[03:30] Nagatoro
In more ways than one.
[03:31] Nagatoro
You're a virgin, too.
[03:33] Nagatoro
You'd probably make funny
noises if I tickled you.
[03:38] Nagatoro
Like that.
[03:39] Senpai
What? I'm p-pretty ordinary.
[03:42] Senpai
I'm ordinary.
[03:46] Nagatoro
Shall we find out, then?
[03:55] Senpai
Wait! S-S-Stop!
[04:11] Nagatoro
I knew it. Senpai's sensitive.
[04:13] Senpai
What? What about you, then?
[04:17] Nagatoro
I'm not ticklish at all.
[04:22] Nagatoro
Want to find out?
[04:24] Nagatoro
Then again, there's no way
you're going to tickle a girl.
[04:29] Nagatoro
That's way too much for a virgin
like you, right, Senpai?
[04:35] Senpai
I-I could tickle you, no problem.
[04:40] Nagatoro
Oh, really?
[04:55] Nagatoro
Okay, go ahead.
[05:00] Nagatoro
You can tickle me, Senpai.
[05:10] Nagatoro
Mercy!
[05:32] Nagatoro
Just kidding!
[05:33] Nagatoro
Let's not.
[05:36] Nagatoro
You had creeper eyes.
[05:40] Nagatoro
Oh, yeah. There's a video
I wanted to show you.
[05:44] Senpai
Wh-What video?
[05:46] Nagatoro
Doesn't this video give you the feels?
[05:50] Senpai
A sheep?
[05:53] Nagatoro
Look at all that poofy wool get sheared off.
[05:56] Nagatoro
Isn't there something thrilling about it?
[06:00] Senpai
I-I guess it's kind of satisfying to watch.
[06:04] Nagatoro
Right?
[06:05] Nagatoro
The feels!
[06:06] Nagatoro
The feels!
[06:12] Nagatoro
Your hair's getting pretty long, too, Senpai.
[06:15] Senpai
Yeah.
[06:16] Senpai
I haven't been to the barber shop in a while.
[06:33] Nagatoro
Do you ever get your hair sheared?
[06:35] Senpai
What?!
[06:36] Senpai
I'm not a sheep!
[06:38] Nagatoro
I mean, you kind of are.
[06:42] Nagatoro
You're going to have a hard time seeing
if you don't do something about it.
[06:46] Senpai
I'll go to the barber shop tomorrow.
[06:49] Nagatoro
The barber shop?
[06:51] Senpai
Jeez.
[06:55] Nagatoro
I'll give you a hand.
[06:59] Nagatoro
With shearing.
[07:03] Senpai
Why do you have that?!
[07:06] Nagatoro
I borrowed it from my brother and just
happened to have it with me.
[07:09] Nagatoro
That's all.
[07:11] Senpai
Lies!
[07:12] Nagatoro
Imagine how satisfying it'd be to
shear off all of Senpai's poofball!
[07:20] Senpai
I said I'm not a sheep!
[07:22] Nagatoro
Can't I? Please?
[07:25] Senpai
No!
[07:26] Nagatoro
Just a little bit?
[07:27] Nagatoro
Just the tip! Come on!
[07:32] Senpai
No way!
[07:33] Senpai
I've never had my hair cut so short at
the barber that they'd ever use a shaver!
[07:40] Nagatoro
Nuts.
[07:43] Nagatoro
Fine, with scissors, then.
[07:47] Senpai
I-I don't think that's a job for a beginner.
[07:50] Nagatoro
I'm pretty good at cutting hair.
[07:54] Senpai
Are you sure?
[07:56] Nagatoro
I'm sure.
[07:58] Nagatoro
I cut my brother's hair at home sometimes.
[08:01] Senpai
But it's a lot of work.
[08:03] Senpai
I can't ask you to do that.
[08:06] Nagatoro
It's fine.
[08:08] Nagatoro
It'll be quick.
[08:09] Nagatoro
I'll just give you a trim.
[08:14] Senpai
Nagatoro...
[08:18] ---
Cutting my hair...
[08:20] Senpai
I guess just a trim wouldn't hurt.
[08:24] Nagatoro
I've got this!
[08:25] Nagatoro
I'm only going to improve
your hair just a little.
[08:29] Nagatoro
I feel sorry for you having
to walk around like that.
[08:32] Senpai
You didn't need to say that!
[08:35] Nagatoro
Okay, let's start.
[08:40] Nagatoro
Hello?
[08:41] Gamo
Hayacchi? I'll return those
math notes I borrowed off you.
[08:45] Yoshi
Return!
[08:46] Nagatoro
Oh, you can give them back to me tomorrow.
[08:48] Gamo
We'll be waiting in class.
[08:50] Yoshi
We'll be waiting—
[08:53] Senpai
If you have to be somewhere,
we can do it next time.
[08:57] Nagatoro
Just a second.
[08:59] Nagatoro
I'll be right back.
[09:01] Senpai
O-Okay.
SIGN Art Room
[09:16] Senpai
She's right, though. It's gotten pretty long.
[09:20] ---
Eh? That was fast—
[09:23] Gamo
'Sup.
[09:24] Yoshi
'Sup, Senpai!
[09:26] Senpai
Nagatoro's friends!
[09:29] Senpai
Um, Nagatoro's not here right now.
[09:31] Gamo
I know.
[09:34] Senpai
Why are you here, then?
[09:36] Yoshi
Sniff, sniff...
[09:37] Gamo
This love nest sure does smell weird.
[09:40] Yoshi
A nasty smell?
[09:42] Senpai
It's the smell of oil paints!
[09:48] Yoshi
A shaver?
[09:50] Senpai
Nagatoro said she'd cut my hair.
[10:02] Gamo
We'll give you a hand.
[10:04] Yoshi
We will!
[10:06] Senpai
No, er...
[10:13] Nagatoro
Huh?
[10:15] Nagatoro
Gamo-chan? Yoshi?
[10:19] Senpai
W-Wait!
[10:24] Senpai
H-Hey!
[10:26] Senpai
Your phone!
[10:27] Senpai
Your phone's ringing!
[10:29] Gamo
It's okay.
[10:31] Gamo
It's not an important call.
[10:33] Yoshi
Nope!
[10:36] Senpai
Stop!
[10:38] Gamo
Don't worry. I'm just going
to trim the edges.
[10:42] Yoshi
Like Xavier!
[10:50] Yoshi
He's spinning! Really fast!
[10:52] Gamo
He's a dog!
[10:53] Gamo
Damn it! Hold him down!
[10:55] Yoshi
Got it!
[10:57] Senpai
N-No!
[10:59] Senpai
I said s-stop!
[11:04] Senpai
N-No! I promised Nagatoro
that sh-she could cut it!
[11:11] Gamo
You keep saying "Nagatoro"...
[11:14] Gamo
Do you really deserve that?
[11:16] Yoshi
Do you?
[11:22] Nagatoro
Ahem.
[11:34] Senpai
N-Nagatoro...
[11:38] Senpai
U-Um...
[11:40] Senpai
I don't know what's going on,
but please don't fight.
[11:44] Gamo
Have it.
[11:50] Gamo
Let's bounce!
[11:51] Yoshi
Let's bounce!
[12:19] Senpai
Don't cut it too short.
[12:22] Nagatoro
I know.
[12:25] Nagatoro
How about like Ikkyu-san short?
[12:27] Senpai
That's way too short.
[12:31] Nagatoro
How's about that?
[12:34] Nagatoro
Well?
[12:35] Senpai
Y-Yeah.
[12:37] Senpai
I think that looks good.
[12:42] Senpai
Th-Thanks.
[12:48] Nagatoro
Although a little bit of a haircut isn't
going to change how creepy you are.
[12:55] Senpai
Oh, shut up!
SIGN DON'T TOY WITH ME,
MISS NAGATORO
SIGN DON'T TOY WITH ME,
MISS NAGATORO
SIGN Thanks, Senpai!
[13:25] Nagatoro
It's so hot...
[13:26] Senpai
Yeah...
[13:27] Senpai
Weren't you just being worked
really hard at your club?
[13:30] Senpai
You should take it easy.
[13:32] Nagatoro
I know, Senpai!
[13:33] Nagatoro
Let's go get some shaved ice.
[13:35] Senpai
Shaved ice, huh?
[13:37] Senpai
That sounds good.
[13:38] Nagatoro
There's a shop I like that way.
[13:44] Senpai
The fluffy, poofy ice towering
over you is like...
[13:56] Senpai
The Mt. Everest of shaved ice!
[14:12] Nagatoro
It wasn't anything like
this last time I was here!
[14:17] Senpai
This shop was featured on TV yesterday.
SIGN Asanandesu
SIGN Top 100 shaved ice shops
Number 1!
[14:20] Nagatoro
Seriously?!
[14:24] Nagatoro
It was a great hole-in-the-wall...
[14:26] Nagatoro
but now everyone knows about it.
[14:30] Senpai
What do we do?
[14:31] Senpai
I don't feel like getting in this huge line.
[14:37] Nagatoro
We're lining up, Senpai!
[14:40] Senpai
H-Hey!
[14:42] Nagatoro
It's for fluffy shaved ice!
[14:44] Nagatoro
We'll survive it through sheer force of will!
[14:47] Senpai
I wouldn't mind just getting
convenience store ice cream.
[14:56] Nagatoro
Convenience store ice cream?
SIGN Made with Natural Water
SIGN Shaved Ice
[15:03] Senpai
F-Fine.
[15:04] Senpai
We'll line up.
[15:17] Senpai
The line hasn't moved at all.
[15:21] Nagatoro
Willpower!
[15:22] Nagatoro
Endure it with willpower!
[15:25] Senpai
There's a lineup behind us, too.
[16:02] Senpai
Are you all right?
[16:06] Senpai
Maybe you should leave the
line and rest in the shade.
[16:09] Nagatoro
No, I can still manage.
[16:32] Nagatoro
H-Hey! Senpai!
[16:35] Nagatoro
What are you doing?!
[16:48] Senpai
H-Here.
[16:50] Senpai
Y-You need to stay hydrated,
or you're going to get heat stroke.
[16:57] Nagatoro
Y-Yeah.
[16:59] Nagatoro
Thanks, Senpai.
[17:13] Nagatoro
Fully charged!
[17:20] Nagatoro
Fluffy shaved ice...
[17:22] Senpai
Want to line up again?
[17:24] Nagatoro
Nah, I'll give up for now.
[17:27] Nagatoro
Let's come back when it's not as busy.
[17:31] Nagatoro
Senpai, wait here for a bit.
[17:55] Nagatoro
You're so sensitive, Senpai.
[17:59] Nagatoro
Here.
[18:02] Nagatoro
This is for earlier.
[18:09] Senpai
Thanks.
[18:16] Nagatoro
In blazing sunshine
[18:17] Nagatoro
Convenience store ice cream
[18:19] Nagatoro
Is unbeatable.
[18:20] Senpai
A haiku?
[18:24] Nagatoro
Here, Senpai. Say "ah."
[18:27] Senpai
I-It's fine.
[18:28] Senpai
I can feed myself.
[18:30] Nagatoro
Senpai's embarrassed!
[18:38] Nagatoro
Summer break starts tomorrow.
[18:41] Senpai
Yeah.
[18:41] Senpai
It is.
[18:44] Nagatoro
Now that I'm helping out with the swim club,
[18:47] ---
that's going to be my life
for the whole summer.
[18:49] Senpai
Oh, yeah?
[18:52] Senpai
Summer break, huh?
[18:54] Senpai
What should I do?
[18:55] Senpai
I played the newest Last Quest*.
[18:58] Senpai
And I need to watch Season 2 of Yuramiko.
[19:00] Senpai
And I need to finish my oil paintings.
[19:05] Senpai
I guess this girl won't be messing with*
me anymore once it's summer break.
[19:12] Nagatoro
Can I have some tea?
SIGN Hitoen
SIGN Tea
[19:27] Nagatoro
Thanks.
[19:28] Senpai
S-Sure.
[19:30] Nagatoro
Hey, Senpai...
[19:32] Nagatoro
Want to exchange contacts?
[19:36] Senpai
I-I wouldn't mind, I guess.
[19:40] Senpai
I don't do this kind of thing much.
[19:44] Senpai
It seems like a pain dealing with read
notifications and not ignoring them and stuff.
[19:49] Nagatoro
I thought you wouldn't, since you're a loner.
[19:52] Senpai
Shut up.
[19:54] Senpai
Here.
[19:56] Nagatoro
There we go.
[19:58] Nagatoro
I got a loner's ID!
[20:01] Senpai
Y-You're not going to get anything
good out of connecting with me.
[20:05] Nagatoro
I don't think that's true.
[20:20] Nagatoro
I added the loner's ID to my favorites.
[20:25] Nagatoro
So now, if I ever get the sense that
you're thinking about something pervy...
[20:33] Nagatoro
I can send you this sticker!
SIGN Perv!
SIGN Perv!
[20:36] Nagatoro
Isn't that awesome?!
[20:39] Senpai
That's just annoying.
[20:47] Nagatoro
See you, Senpai.
[20:49] Senpai
Yeah, l-later.
[21:18] Senpai
No, this was mine to begin with.
SIGN Perv!
SIGN Perv!
SIGN Perv!
SIGN Perv!
[21:37] Nagatoro
You're such a perv, Senpai.
[21:42] Senpai
I-I'm not a perv!
[21:44] Senpai
I haven't done anything pervy!
[21:47] Nagatoro
Are you sure?
[21:49] Senpai
Y-Yes.
[21:50] Nagatoro
Are you sure?
[23:26] Nagatoro
What do you need to improve on today?
[23:28] Senpai
Wh-What?
[23:28] Nagatoro
Your "aiee!" scream was so creepy.
[23:31] Senpai
Shut up.
[23:32] Nagatoro
Can I hear it again?
[23:33] Nagatoro
Come on!
[23:36] Gamo
Are those guys okay?
[23:37] Yoshi
C-Crazy...
E6 - You're Such a Wimp, Senpai ♥ / Senpai! Let's Go to the Beach!!
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[00:02] Sakura
Wake up.
[00:04] Sakura
Wake up, Senpai-kun.
[00:15] Sakura
You're finally awake.
[00:27] Senpai
Wh-Where am I?
[00:31] Sakura
This is Chichibu Nagatoro.
[00:39] Sakura
Congratulations.
[00:40] Sakura
You have been chosen to be
the savior of this world.
[00:46] Senpai
What?
[00:48] Senpai
Who are you?
[00:50] Senpai
Savior?
[00:51] Senpai
What are you talking about?
[00:53] Sakura
There's a really bad demon lord on the loose.
[00:57] Sakura
Things are looking pretty bad.
[00:59] Sakura
Help us.
[01:01] Senpai
Sorry, but I don't have any suitable powers.
[01:14] Sakura
Sniff, sniff...
[01:16] Sakura
Wow!
[01:18] Sakura
You're qualified to become a great wizard.
[01:22] Senpai
A great wizard?
[01:23] Sakura
Yup.
[01:24] Sakura
You have a unique skille
called "Virgin for Life."
[01:30] Senpai
I'm not happy about that at all.
[01:33] Sakura
So, anyway, here.
[01:37] Senpai
Wh-What do I do with this?
[01:37] Sakura
Quit grumbling and go help us!
[01:49] Sakura
Off you go.
SIGN DON'T TOY WITH ME,
SIGN DON'T TOY WITH ME,
SIGN DON'T TOY WITH ME,
SIGN DON'T TOY WITH ME,
SIGN MISS NAGATORO
SIGN MISS NAGATORO
SIGN MISS NAGATORO
SIGN MISS NAGATORO
SIGN DON'T TOY WITH ME, MISS NAGATORO
SIGN DON'T TOY WITH ME, MISS NAGATORO
SIGN DON'T TOY WITH ME, MISS NAGATORO
SIGN You're a Wimp, Senpai♥
[03:37] Senpai
What do I do?
[03:43] Senpai
I don't even know how to use magic!
[03:58] Senpai
Was that magic just now?
[04:10] Senpai
Wh-Where am I?
[04:29] Senpai
G-Go away!
[04:35] Senpai
Damn it!
[04:41] Senpai
Did that do it?
[04:46] Senpai
I-It didn't work.
[05:22] Nagatoro
Nekotoro's on the scene!
[05:29] Senpai
Nagatoro?
[05:31] Nagatoro
It's Nekotoro.
[05:34] Senpai
Wh-What?
[05:36] Nagatoro
You seem kind of flimsy.
[05:41] Nagatoro
I feel bad for you, so I'll
stick around for a while.
[05:45] Nagatoro
Come on. We have to get going.
[05:47] Nagatoro
We're going on an adventure to
defeat the demon lord. Let's go!
[05:50] Senpai
H-How do you know about that?
[05:53] Nagatoro
It's common sense!
[06:17] Nagatoro
Here I go, Senpai.
[06:19] Senpai
R-Right.
[06:47] Senpai
Look out!
[07:19] Nagatoro
Senpai...
[07:22] Senpai
Let's counterattack.
[07:24] Nagatoro
All right!
[08:03] Nagatoro
Senpai, that was badass.
[08:06] Senpai
N-No, I just...
[08:11] Nagatoro
Let's keep going until we
beat the demon lord, Senpai.
[08:15] Senpai
D-Do you think we can?
[08:17] Nagatoro
Of course we can, as long as we're together.
[08:20] Dragon
Ow, ow...
[08:22] Dragon
You kicked me so hard.
[08:31] Nagatoro
Gamo-chan.
[08:38] Senpai
I see.
[08:39] Senpai
She'd been turned into a monster by magic.
[08:42] Senpai
The demon lord might be tough,
but if three of us join forces...
[08:45] Gamo
Not three.
[08:46] Gamo
Four.
[08:47] Senpai
Four?
[09:01] Yoshi
Yoshi hatches!
[09:06] Senpai
Uh...
[09:49] Senpai
Looks like the demon lord's not here.
[09:52] Nagatoro
She is.
[10:16] Nagatoro
Ta-da.
[10:18] Nagatoro
I'm Demon Lord Magatoro.
[10:21] Gamo
Demon Lord Magagamo.
[10:25] Yoshi
Demon Lord Magayoshi here.
[10:32] Nagatoro
You're not getting out of here alive, Senpai.
[10:41] Senpai
Y-You tricked me!
[10:44] Gamo
"You tricked me!" he says.
[10:46] Gamo
What a wimp.
[10:48] Yoshi
What a wimp.
[10:51] Senpai
Damn it!
[10:57] Senpai
No...
[11:03] Nagatoro
Did you think I was in love
with you or something?
[11:08] Nagatoro
Because I kissed you on the cheek?
[11:11] Nagatoro
Ew, what a creep.
[11:14] Gamo
What kind of woman would fall
for a creepy loser like you?
[11:19] Yoshi
Yeah!
[11:21] Nagatoro
Give me a break, Senpai.
[11:26] Senpai
I never should have opened up
to the likes of her.
[11:34] Nagatoro
You're going to be our toy forever, Senpai.
[11:38] Nagatoro
You'd better make it fun.
[11:59] Nagatoro
Hey, it's Senpai.
[12:02] Nagatoro
'Sup, Senpai?!
[12:05] Senpai
'Sup...
[12:07] Nagatoro
What are you doing here?
[12:09] Senpai
My summer homework.
[12:11] Nagatoro
Why are you hiding it?
[12:13] Senpai
No reason!
[12:17] Gamo
What a poser, doing homework
at a family restaurant.
[12:20] Yoshi
Poser!
[12:33] Nagatoro
Senpai!
[12:36] Nagatoro
What's this?
[12:37] Nagatoro
What is this?
[12:41] Senpai
I-I don't know!
[12:43] Senpai
It's not mine!
[12:44] Nagatoro
These are definitely your drawings, Senpai.
[12:47] Senpai
N-No, they aren't!
[12:48] Nagatoro
What's this? Cat ears?
[12:50] Nagatoro
Is this me?!
[12:57] Senpai
I said...
[12:59] Senpai
it's not!
[13:01] Nagatoro
I'm taking this notebook, then.
[13:06] Senpai
D-Don't!
SIGN Nekotoro
SIGN Cat Fighter
SIGN Sex: Female
SIGN Level: 16
SIGN E Sharp Cat Claws
SIGN E Fighter Clothes
SIGN E Fighter Shoes
SIGN E Black Cat Piercings
SIGN Strength: 54
SIGN Agility: 70
SIGN Vitality: 45
SIGN Resilience: 24
SIGN Intelligence: 48
SIGN Willpower: 24
SIGN Luck: 65
SIGN Max HP: 154
SIGN Max MP: 0
SIGN Attack: 75
SIGN Defense: 29
SIGN Senpai
SIGN Hero
SIGN Sex: Male
SIGN Level: 17
SIGN E Cypress Staff
SIGN E Cloth Shirt
SIGN E Cloth Pants
SIGN E Cloth Cape
SIGN Strength: 21
SIGN Agility: 13
SIGN Vitality: 25
SIGN Resilience: 45
SIGN Intelligence: 52
SIGN Willpower: 34
SIGN Luck: 12
SIGN Max HP: 86
SIGN Max MP: 130
SIGN Attack: 22
SIGN Defense: 47
SIGN Gamo-chan
SIGN Thief
SIGN Sex: Female
SIGN Level: 16
SIGN E Leather Whip
SIGN E Leather Breastplate
SIGN E Thief's Pants
SIGN E Swift Boots
SIGN Strength: 120
SIGN Agility: 30
SIGN Vitality: 35
SIGN Resilience: 32
SIGN Intelligence: 31
SIGN Willpower: 82
SIGN Luck: 70
SIGN Max HP: 96
SIGN Max MP: 35
SIGN Attack: 145
SIGN Defense: 35
SIGN Yoshi
SIGN Player
SIGN Sex: Female
SIGN Level: 16
SIGN E Bunny Ears
SIGN E Bunny Girl Outfit
SIGN E Bow Tie
SIGN E Bunny Tail
SIGN Strength: 40
SIGN Agility: 120
SIGN Vitality: 40
SIGN Resilience: 20
SIGN Intelligence: 7
SIGN Willpower: 5
SIGN Luck: 137
SIGN Max HP: 157
SIGN Max MP: 0
SIGN Attack: 40
SIGN Defense: 47
SIGN Magatoro
SIGN Demon Lord
SIGN Sex: Female
SIGN Level: 999
SIGN E Demon Claws
SIGN E Dark Leotard
SIGN E Demon Lord Bracelet
SIGN E Evil Spirit Tail
SIGN Strength: 999
SIGN Agility: 999
SIGN Vitality: 999
SIGN Resilience: 999
SIGN Intelligence: 999
SIGN Willpower: 999
SIGN Luck: 999
SIGN Max HP: 999
SIGN Max MP: 999
SIGN Attack: 999
SIGN Defense: 999
SIGN Magagamo
SIGN Demon Lord
SIGN Sex: Female
SIGN Level: 999
SIGN E Lucifer Sword
SIGN E Devil's Necklace
SIGN E Aura of the Abyss
SIGN E Dragon Tail
SIGN Strength: 999
SIGN Agility: 999
SIGN Vitality: 999
SIGN Resilience: 999
SIGN Intelligence: 999
SIGN Willpower: 999
SIGN Luck: 999
SIGN Max HP: 999
SIGN Max MP: 999
SIGN Attack: 999
SIGN Defense: 999
SIGN Magayoshi
SIGN Demon God
SIGN Sex: Female
SIGN Level: 999
SIGN E God Slayer Excalicali
SIGN E God Slayer Excalicali
SIGN E Cheap Piercings
SIGN E Favorite Scrunchy
SIGN E Favorite Scrunchy
SIGN E Dollar Store Boots
SIGN E Dollar Store Boots
SIGN Strength: 999
SIGN Agility: 999
SIGN Vitality: 999
SIGN Resilience: 999
SIGN Intelligence: 7
SIGN Willpower: 999
SIGN Luck: 999
SIGN Max HP: 999
SIGN Max MP: 999
SIGN Attack: 999
SIGN Defense: 999
SIGN Magayoshi(Destroy)
SIGN Magayoshi(Destroy)
SIGN Demon God
SIGN Sex: Female
SIGN Level: 999
SIGN E Demon God Fist
SIGN E Demon God Cap
SIGN E Demon God Breastplate
SIGN E Demon God Breastplate
SIGN E Demon God Pauldrons
SIGN E Demon God Pauldrons
SIGN Strength: 9999
SIGN Agility: 9999
SIGN Vitality: 9999
SIGN Resilience: 9999
SIGN Intelligence: 1
SIGN Willpower: 9999
SIGN Luck: 9999
SIGN Max HP: 9999
SIGN Max MP: 9999
SIGN Attack: 9999
SIGN Defense: 9999
SIGN Senpai! Let's Go to the Beach!!
[13:28] A
It's blazing hot today, and the
beach is bustling with people.
[13:34] B
It's summer break. You gotta hit the beach!
[13:37] C
It's hot, but beaches are the best.
[13:39] B
I know, right?
[13:41] C
Right?
[13:42] B
Right?
[13:45] Senpai
No way.
[13:46] Senpai
The beach in the summer?
[13:47] Senpai
Thank goodness for air conditioning.
SIGN Calling
SIGN Nagatoro
[13:56] Senpai
H-Hello?
[13:58] Nagatoro
Senpai!
[13:59] Nagatoro
I bet you're wasting your summer
watching TV and eating an ice pop.
[14:04] Senpai
Wh-What do you want?
[14:06] Nagatoro
Summer's going to be over before you know it,
and you'll have done nothing.
[14:16] Nagatoro
In light of that, let's go to the beach!
[14:31] Nagatoro
Senpai!
[14:32] Nagatoro
Over here.
[14:35] Gamo
Wow, Paisen actually showed up.
[14:37] Yoshi
That's hilarious.
[14:38] Senpai
Her friends are here, too.
[14:40] Gamo
Man, you're the last person I'd
expect to see on the summer beach.
[14:46] Yoshi
Out of place!
[14:47] Yoshi
Out of place!
[14:48] Senpai
Shut up.
[14:50] Nagatoro
Nah, not necessarily.
[14:52] Nagatoro
Senpai would be like those things
scuttling around the rocks.
[14:57] Nagatoro
Sea lice!
[14:58] Gamo
Cackle! Cackle!
[15:03] Gamo
Hear that? Sea Louse Paisen.
[15:05] Yoshi
Sea Louse Senpai!
[15:06] Senpai
Who are you calling a sea louse?
[15:08] Nagatoro
Oh, my bad.
[15:11] Nagatoro
Sea lice live in groups.
[15:13] Nagatoro
Unlike loners like you, Senpai.
[15:16] Nagatoro
You're one of the odd ones out.
[15:18] Nagatoro
Loner sea louse!
[15:19] Gamo
Cackle! Cackle!
[15:21] Nagatoro
Loner Louse Senpai!
[15:23] Gamo
Loner Louse!
[15:24] Nagatoro
Loner Louse! Loner Louse!
[15:26] Senpai
They're so excited.
[15:29] Senpai
Maybe coming close to the beach
brings out their popular kid spirit.
[15:33] A
Loner Louse!
[15:43] A
Splash!
[15:44] Senpai
I'm actually here.
[15:47] Senpai
The beach in summer.
[15:51] Senpai
There we go.
[16:00] Senpai
What are you looking at, Paisen?
[16:03] Senpai
I-I'm not looking!
[16:05] Gamo
Don't you think that's a bit too
much ogling, even for a virgin?
[16:09] Yoshi
Ogling!
[16:10] Senpai
N-No! I'm not...
[16:14] Gamo
What?
[16:15] Gamo
I couldn't hear you.
[16:18] Yoshi
Boo!
[16:21] Gamo
He's, like, "Uwah!"
[16:23] Yoshi
So funny.
[16:25] Senpai
I-I'm going to buy drinks.
[16:26] Gamo
Get me something, too.
[16:28] Yoshi
Me, too.
[16:30] Nagatoro
Senpai.
[16:37] Nagatoro
Something for me, too.
[16:41] Senpai
R-Right.
[16:49] Gamo
All right, let's swim.
[16:51] Yoshi
Swim! Swim!
[16:53] Nagatoro
Come on, Senpai! Let's swim.
[16:55] Senpai
I-I'm not swimming.
[16:58] Gamo
What?!
[17:03] Nagatoro
Yup, he's definitely...
[17:05] Nagatoro
...a loner sea louse.
[17:14] Yoshi
Go, go, both of you!
[17:21] Yoshi
Hayacchi wins!
[17:28] Nagatoro
Yeah!
[17:29] Gamo
Damn it!
[17:30] Nagatoro
You didn't actually think you'd
beat a swim club member, did you?
[17:33] Gamo
You're just filling in.
[17:36] Yoshi
I'll race you, too.
[17:37] Gamo
All right, it's on.
[17:42] Gamo
Let him be.
[17:44] Gamo
He wants to be a loner louse.
[17:48] Senpai
What the hell am I doing?
[17:51] Senpai
This is a hangout for popular kids.
[17:55] Senpai
There's nothing good about being outside.
[18:00] Nagatoro
What's up, Senpai?
[18:04] Senpai
I'm sketching.
[18:07] Nagatoro
Hey, do you not know how to swim?
[18:10] Senpai
W-Well...
[18:11] Senpai
I can swim, kinda.
[18:14] Senpai
I just hate how it hurts
when you get sunburned.
[18:17] Nagatoro
That's true.
[18:18] Nagatoro
You're a pale bean sprout.
[18:20] Senpai
Who are you calling a bean sprout?!
[18:22] Nagatoro
Don't worry about sunburn, though.
[18:25] Nagatoro
I'll put some sunscreen on you, Senpai.
[18:28] Senpai
I-It's fine!
[18:32] Nagatoro
Hey, you did bring your swimsuit.
[18:36] Senpai
It's only just in case!
[18:38] Nagatoro
This is that case.
[18:45] Nagatoro
Okay, lie down flat.
[18:47] Senpai
This is bad.
[18:48] Senpai
She's going to put sunscreen on me, and...
[18:53] Senpai
S-Stop!
[18:55] Senpai
She's dragging me into the water!
[19:05] Nagatoro
It's okay.
[19:08] Nagatoro
I'll put it on gently.
[19:10] Senpai
W-Wait!
[19:12] Senpai
Isn't that s-something you do
with someone you're dating?
[19:19] Senpai
Y-You and I aren't like that.
[19:23] Senpai
Besides, if the kids from school found out,
[19:27] ---
they're going to give you hell, too.
[19:32] Nagatoro
You're right.
[19:33] Nagatoro
We aren't dating or anything.
[19:42] Nagatoro
I guess I'll put it on rough.
[19:46] Senpai
Wh-What are you...
[19:49] Nagatoro
You deserve to be treated rough, Senpai.
[20:02] Nagatoro
You look so pathetic, Senpai.
[20:10] Nagatoro
What?
[20:11] Yoshi
N-Nothing, it just looked kind of fun.
[20:13] Nagatoro
I'm not having fun.
[20:15] Yoshi
Are you sure?
[20:21] Nagatoro
Stop that!
[20:22] Gamo
Oh, come on.
[20:24] Yoshi
Come on!
[20:25] Nagatoro
I said, no!
[20:27] Gamo
Why not? Just a little.
[20:29] Yoshi
Just a little!
[20:30] Nagatoro
No!
[20:31] Nagatoro
He's going to break.
[20:33] Senpai
Just get off of me, already!
[20:39] Yoshi
We used up the whole bottle.
[20:41] Gamo
That should be enough for Bean Sprout Senpai.
[20:46] Nagatoro
Come on, Senpai. Now that you're
all set, we're going swimming.
[20:47] Gamo
See you.
[20:48] Yoshi
See you.
[20:49] Senpai
Hey!
[20:54] Gamo
Paisen's floating.
[20:56] Yoshi
I thought he'd sink.
[20:58] Nagatoro
It's easier to float in
seawater than freshwater.
[21:02] Gamo
I see.
[21:19] Nagatoro
So tired.
[21:20] Yoshi
There!
[21:23] Senpai
They're so full of energy.
[21:30] Nagatoro
Senpai, did you get sunburned?
[21:32] Senpai
Not with all that sunscreen.
[21:36] Senpai
It's the muscle aches that are killing me.
[21:39] Nagatoro
You're out of shape, Senpai.
[21:43] Nagatoro
What did you think, though?
[21:44] Nagatoro
Wasn't it fun being on
the beach in the summer?
[21:48] Senpai
Y-Yeah.
[21:50] Senpai
For a change, I guess.
[23:26] Sakura
Points of improvement for today.
[23:28] Senpai
You're that mage.
[23:29] Sakura
Senpai-kun, let me tell you a secret.
[23:32] Senpai
What secret?
[23:33] Sakura
Stay at this inn, and you'll
attain "Virgin for Life EX."
[23:38] Senpai
That's an upgrade!
E7 - Senpai, Want to Go to the Festival? / It's Like a Date, Huh, Senpai? / Let's Go Home, Senpai
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SIGN DON'T TOY WITH ME,
SIGN DON'T TOY WITH ME,
SIGN DON'T TOY WITH ME,
SIGN DON'T TOY WITH ME,
SIGN MISS NAGATORO
SIGN MISS NAGATORO
SIGN MISS NAGATORO
SIGN MISS NAGATORO
SIGN DON'T TOY WITH ME, MISS NAGATORO
SIGN DON'T TOY WITH ME, MISS NAGATORO
SIGN DON'T TOY WITH ME, MISS NAGATORO
SIGN Senpai, Want to Go to the Festival?
[01:46] Kid
Do you think they'll have candy apples?
[01:49] Guy
Yeah, I'm sure they will.
[01:49] Senpai
Oh, yeah, the summer festival's today.
[01:55] Nagatoro
Senpai, want to go to the festival?
[01:58] Nagatoro
I feel sorry for you being so alone.
[02:00] Nagatoro
So I feel like I have to invite you.
[02:04] Senpai
I have a feeling Nagatoro's
going to make me go again.
[02:16] Senpai
KO!
[02:22] Senpai
Round 2! Fight!
[02:28] Senpai
Maybe I should be the one...
[02:33] Senpai
to invite her for once?
[02:41] Senpai
Ow...
[02:44] Nagatoro
Senpai, you're such a creep.
[02:48] Nagatoro
You're a total creep.
[02:50] Nagatoro
Creepy, creepy.
[02:52] Nagatoro
Creepy, creepy!
[02:54] Senpai
No! No! No!
[02:55] Senpai
No way. No way.
[02:57] Senpai
Why would I ask her?
[03:08] Game character
Nothing but bluster.
[03:10] Game announcer
KO!
[03:27] Senpai
I-I actually came.
[03:41] Senpai
I'm checking it out because
I'm bored. That's all.
[03:47] Girl 1
Did you wait?
[03:48] Girl 2
You're so late.
[03:52] Senpai
Guess I'll buy some yakisoba and go home.
[03:57] Gamo
Paisen located!
[03:58] Yoshi
Located!
[04:04] Gamo
After him!
[04:05] Yoshi
Roger!
[04:14] Gamo
I didn't realize you came
to festivals, Paisen.
[04:18] Gamo
That's surprising.
[04:19] Yoshi
A surprising loner sea louse.
[04:20] Yoshi
Surprise louse!
[04:21] Gamo
Wait a second. Did you come down here
thinking you might bump into Hayacchi?
[04:28] Yoshi
Good on you.
[04:30] Senpai
N-No!
[04:32] Gamo
Too bad for you! She's doing stuff
with her club right now.
[04:39] Senpai
I-I see.
[04:41] Senpai
Bye.
[04:41] Gamo
Come on. You might as well spend
some time at the festival.
[04:44] Yoshi
Come on!
[04:45] Senpai
No, seriously. I was just stopping by.
[04:48] Gamo
Hey, get the thing we
won in the raffle earlier.
[04:51] Yoshi
Roger!
[04:54] Gamo
Got a Paisen!
[04:56] Yoshi
Got him!
[05:04] Girl
Sorry to keep you so late.
[05:08] Nagatoro
It's fine.
[05:09] Nagatoro
I've been getting out of shape lately.
[05:11] Girl
Oh, yeah. Wasn't the festival today?
[05:14] Girl
I know it's late, but do you plan on going?
[05:22] Nagatoro
I don't know.
[05:33] Senpai
What?!
[05:34] Senpai
You sent it to Nagatoro?!
[05:36] Gamo
I did.
[05:37] Gamo
She might actually come now!
[05:39] Gamo
"They're stealing my pet!"
[05:42] Yoshi
Pet!
[05:44] Senpai
Who are you calling a pet?
[05:46] Senpai
Nagatoro's busy with her club.
[05:49] Senpai
You can't just demand it.
[05:52] Senpai
She's not coming.
[06:03] Gamo
Sorry, you had a club tonight, didn't you?
[06:07] Nagatoro
Actually, it ended early.
[06:10] Nagatoro
I was bored, so here I am.
[06:12] Gamo
Yeah?
[06:13] Yoshi
Yeah?
[06:18] Nagatoro
A collar?
[06:19] Nagatoro
Hilarious.
[06:20] Gamo
Right?
[06:21] Gamo
Isn't it hilarious?
[06:23] Yoshi
Hilarious!
[06:24] Nagatoro
Just take it off already.
[06:26] Nagatoro
That looks fun.
[06:28] Nagatoro
Give me.
[06:31] Gamo
We're taking Paisen.
[06:33] Gamo
If you want him back, fight for him!
[06:36] Yoshi
Fight!
[06:39] Nagatoro
All right, then.
[06:41] Nagatoro
I don't care about Senpai,
but I accept your challenge!
SIGN Shooting Gallery
[06:50] Gamo
It's two-on-two.
[06:53] Gamo
The team that wins more
of the better prizes wins.
[06:56] Nagatoro
Okay.
[06:57] Nagatoro
Senpai, don't you dare drag me down.
[07:01] Senpai
I'm playing, too?
[07:03] Yoshi
Here.
[07:12] Gamo
But I hit it!
[07:15] Nagatoro
You have to aim higher.
[07:19] Gamo
I did, though.
[07:24] Nagatoro
I didn't think you'd come to a festival.
[07:30] Senpai
I just wanted to get some fresh air.
[07:37] Nagatoro
Too bad. You missed.
[07:43] Nagatoro
Were you actually...
[07:46] Nagatoro
waiting for me to invite you?
[07:53] Senpai
O-O-O-O-Of course not!
[07:59] Yoshi
She got it!
[08:00] Nagatoro
Bull's-eye.
[08:05] Nagatoro
If there's somewhere you
want to go with someone,
[08:08] ---
you could always try asking them.
[08:31] Gamo
Bam.
[08:34] Gamo
I think we won this.
[08:35] Yoshi
Victory!
[08:37] Nagatoro
No, take a good look.
[08:39] Nagatoro
Look at how huge this Gesopie is.
[08:40] Nagatoro
We won by quality.
[08:43] Gamo
Not enough to make up for the numbers.
[08:45] Gamo
Right, Yoshi?
[08:47] Yoshi
This Gesopie is a rare item, though...
[08:50] Nagatoro
Here, you can have it.
[08:51] Nagatoro
You've been collecting them, haven't you?
[08:54] Yoshi
I love you, Hayacchi!
[08:57] Gamo
You bought her off!
[08:59] Nagatoro
And so...
[09:01] Nagatoro
I get Senpai!
[09:04] Senpai
Can you take this off already?
[09:07] Gamo
Oh, fine.
[09:11] Gamo
Later, Paisen.
[09:13] Gamo
Don't get caught next time.
[09:14] Yoshi
Go back to the mountains!
[09:16] Senpai
What am I, an animal?
[09:30] Nagatoro
Want to go look around,
since we're here?
[09:33] Senpai
S-Sure.
[09:35] Senpai
Let's look around.
SIGN It's Like a Date, Huh, Senpai?
[09:54] Nagatoro
Mine!
[10:02] Senpai
It's like...
[10:03] ---
Here!
[10:07] Senpai
Like...
[10:09] Nagatoro
It's like a date, huh, Senpai?
[10:12] Senpai
A d-d-d-date?!
[10:15] Senpai
That's for people who've gone through
the proper procedures first.
[10:23] Nagatoro
Just kidding.
[10:24] Nagatoro
I'd never go on a date with you, Senpai.
[10:28] Senpai
S-Stop it!
[10:37] Nagatoro
While we're at it,
why don't we try holding hands?
[11:01] Nagatoro
The fireworks are starting!
[11:10] Nagatoro
We're going to watch them, Senpai!
[11:12] Senpai
Stop pushing!
[11:14] Nagatoro
The fireworks here are awesome.
[11:16] Nagatoro
They blast off the big ones
one after another.
[11:20] Senpai
I-I mean, I've seen it before.
[11:23] Nagatoro
When would you have seen it?
[11:25] Senpai
When I was in elementary school.
[11:26] Nagatoro
That's such a long time ago.
[11:28] Nagatoro
What are you, a recluse?
[11:29] Senpai
Shut up!
SIGN Fireworks Venue
10m Ahead
[11:42] Nagatoro
It's so crowded.
[11:45] Senpai
The line hasn't budged at all.
[11:50] Senpai
The fireworks I saw last time...
[11:57] Senpai
Nagatoro, this way.
[11:58] Guy 1
Hey, we're moving.
[12:00] Guy 2
We gotta get there before it ends.
[12:02] Nagatoro
Senpai!
[12:09] Senpai
Nagatoro!
[12:25] Senpai
Th-This way.
[12:44] Nagatoro
What's this about, Senpai?
[12:46] Senpai
I-I'm pretty sure it's that way.
[12:49] Nagatoro
What are you doing,
taking me somewhere so quiet?
[12:53] Nagatoro
What are you going to do?
[12:55] Senpai
Here.
[12:56] Nagatoro
Well? Well?
[13:08] Senpai
I just remembered watching the
fireworks from here as a kid.
[13:22] Nagatoro
Hm...
[13:26] Nagatoro
I don't know, though, Senpai.
[13:28] Nagatoro
Is it really a good idea to drag a girl
into the darkness on a date?
[13:34] Senpai
Th-The darkness?!
[13:36] Nagatoro
Most people would be alarmed.
[13:39] Senpai
Th-That wasn't my intent.
[13:42] Nagatoro
You dragged me by force, too.
[13:47] Nagatoro
Were you about to do something sleazy?
[13:50] Nagatoro
Sleazy! Sleazy!
[13:51] Nagatoro
You're so sleazy for a virgin!
[13:54] Nagatoro
Sleazy! Sleazy!
[13:56] Senpai
Here we go with Nagatoro's
virgin shaming again.
[13:58] Nagatoro
Sleazy!
[14:00] Senpai
Actually, though...
[14:00] Nagatoro
Sleazy! Sleazy!
[14:02] Senpai
I know she can be a bit shy at times, too.
[14:04] Nagatoro
Sleazy!
[14:13] Senpai
Something sleazy? Like what?
[14:17] Nagatoro
S-Something sleazy, as in...
something sleazy.
[14:21] Senpai
Details.
[14:23] Nagatoro
You know what I'm talking about.
[14:26] Senpai
No, I don't.
[14:28] Senpai
Give me more specifics.
[14:30] Nagatoro
Like...
[14:31] Senpai
Specifics. In exact terms.
[14:33] Nagatoro
What?!
[14:38] Nagatoro
Like throwing your arms around me by force.
[14:43] Nagatoro
And...
[14:44] Nagatoro
K-Kissing me and stuff.
[14:49] Nagatoro
That wasn't what you were
trying to do, was it?
[14:53] Senpai
I'm not!
[14:54] Nagatoro
Yeah, you never had a chance.
[14:59] Nagatoro
There's no way a virgin
like you could force a kiss.
[15:03] Senpai
A-And you can?
[15:07] Nagatoro
Sure, I can.
[15:34] Nagatoro
Look, it's another big one.
[15:38] Senpai
You're right. It's big.
[15:47] Nagatoro
Man, I wish I could have worn
my yukata to the festival.
[15:53] Senpai
Y-Yeah.
[16:00] Nagatoro
Senpai!
[16:06] (Flashback) Nagatoro
If there's somewhere you
want to go with someone,
[16:09] (Flashback) ---
you could always try asking them.
[16:16] Senpai
L-Let's...
[16:20] Senpai
c-come back next year, I guess.
[16:27] Nagatoro
You're right.
[16:28] Nagatoro
You'd better wear your yukata, too, Senpai.
[16:31] Senpai
G-Guys don't wear yukatas.
[16:34] Nagatoro
Sure they do.
[16:35] Nagatoro
I know, why don't we wear matching yukatas?
[16:39] Senpai
Matching yukatas?!
[16:47] Nagatoro
I'm kidding.
[16:48] Nagatoro
Who would ever wear
matching yukatas with you?
[16:50] Nagatoro
That's so gross!
[16:51] Nagatoro
No way!
SIGN Let's Go Home, Senpai
[17:01] Senpai
The first day of new term was painful.
[17:05] Senpai
I guess I'll go home and play Bragon Quest.
[17:09] Gamo
Again?!
[17:10] Nagatoro
Didn't you get asked out last week, too?
[17:12] Senpai
That voice!
[17:14] Sakura
I did, but...
[17:16] Gamo
So, who was it?
[17:19] Yoshi
Who was it?
[17:20] Sakura
Hoshino-kun from Class 3.
[17:24] Nagatoro
Isn't he Aoi-chan's boyfriend?
[17:25] Senpai
It's the Nagatoro family.
[17:28] Gamo
That's hilarious.
[17:28] Senpai
I don't think I could go near that.
[17:29] Yoshi
Hilarious!
[17:31] Senpai
Her group of friends is even bigger now.
[17:38] Senpai
She's been around me a lot lately...
[17:44] Senpai
but we live in totally different worlds.
[17:47] Senpai
It's like...
[17:52] Senpai
A mole living in a dark hole...
[17:56] Senpai
happened to pop up
[18:04] ---
in the midst of a gathering of jaguars.
[18:09] Guy 1
Hey.
[18:11] Guy 2
'Sup?
[18:12] Guy 2
'Sup?
[18:15] Guy 1
Damn, I'm so tired.
[18:18] Sakura
Sheesh, are you trying
to gain sympathy already?
[18:21] Guy 2
Seriously, though, we get worked so hard.
[18:24] Nagatoro
You guys aren't even showing up
to your club meetings.
[18:27] Gamo
The club president was about to snap.
[18:29] Guy 2
Damn, that president's scary.
[18:32] Guy 1
No, thanks.
[18:35] Senpai
They're fitting in.
[18:37] Senpai
They hang out so effortlessly with girls.
[18:41] Senpai
I think that's the kind
of guy you need to be.
[18:44] Guy 1
So anyway, Hayacchi, wanna go hang?
[18:49] Nagatoro
I think I'll pass.
[18:51] Guy 1
Come on. I'll make it really fun.
[18:54] Guy 2
Want me to come along if you
don't want to go one-on-one?
[18:57] Guy 2
We'll make it a double date.
[18:58] Guy 2
Wanna join, Yoshi?
[19:01] Sakura
Me! I wouldn't mind going.
[19:06] Guy 1
Sweet, it's settled.
[19:12] Nagatoro
No, I'm not going.
[19:14] Guy 1
Come on. We're just
sitting around blabbing.
[19:17] Guy 1
Let's go.
[19:19] Guy 2
Let's go.
[19:21] Guy 2
We can decide where to go
once we're at the station.
[19:26] Guy 1
Huh? Who's that?
[19:28] Guy 1
Creeper?
[19:28] Senpai
Oh, no!
[19:30] Guy 2
Who's that dude?
[19:33] Gamo
Hey, it's Paisen. 'Sup?
[19:35] Yoshi
Yo.
[19:37] Gamo
What are you doing over there?
[19:40] Gamo
Come on over.
[19:41] Guy 1
What? You know that kid?
[19:46] Guy 2
What do you want?
[19:50] Senpai
N-No...
[19:54] ---
I-I, uh...
[19:58] Senpai
Let...
[19:59] Guy 2
Let...?
[20:01] Senpai
Let...
[20:04] Senpai
Let...
[20:07] Senpai
Let's go.
[20:11] Guy 1
What?
[20:12] Senpai
Wh-What the hell am I saying?
[20:14] Guy 2
Come again? I couldn't hear you.
[20:17] Guy 1
Yes, sir, let's hear that again.
[20:19] Guy 1
Louder this time.
[20:23] Nagatoro
Let's go home, Senpai.
[20:29] Nagatoro
Bye.
[20:32] Nagatoro
Let's go, Senpai.
[20:33] Senpai
Y-Yeah.
[20:36] Gamo
All right. Let's go.
[20:38] Yoshi
Huh? Okay.
[20:40] Sakura
What? Wait up!
[20:47] Sakura
Are you sure about just leaving them behind?
[20:49] Gamo
Why not? They're annoying.
[20:51] Yoshi
A-Annoying!
[20:53] Gamo
I didn't expect that from
you, though, Paisen.
[20:56] Yoshi
Paisen!
[20:58] Senpai
Huh? What?
[21:01] Sakura
I remember now!
[21:02] Sakura
You're the manga senpai!
[21:04] Nagatoro
Yeah.
[21:05] Nagatoro
He draws really pervy manga.
[21:09] Sakura
Ew!
[21:11] Senpai
I draw m-manga sometimes,
but it's not hentai or anything.
[21:16] Nagatoro
You don't need to lie,
Hentai Manga Sensei.
[21:20] Gamo
That's so gross, Hentai Manga Sensei.
[21:23] Yoshi
Totally gross.
[21:24] Sakura
You have such a weird vibe.
[21:27] Nagatoro
Right?
[21:28] Nagatoro
Hentai manga aura.
[21:29] Nagatoro
It's oozing out of this puffball here.
[21:32] Senpai
Stop it!
[21:34] Yoshi
Puffball!
[21:35] Gamo
He's going to put you into
a hentai manga, Sakura.
[21:39] Sakura
Oh, no!
[21:40] Nagatoro
Look out for the hentai manga vibes.
[21:43] Gamo
Hilarious.
[21:45] Senpai
I really don't fit in here.
[21:45] Yoshi
Hilarious.
[23:25] Nagatoro
Points of improvement for today.
[23:27] Nagatoro
Why didn't you invite me
to the festival, Senpai?
[23:30] Gamo
You were actually dying to go, weren't you?
[23:31] Senpai
Th-That's not true.
[23:32] Nagatoro
It's not really manly, just waiting
for something good to happen.
[23:34] Senpai
B-But...
[23:36] Nagatoro
But?
[23:37] Senpai
I'm glad I got to go w-with you.
[23:39] Nagatoro
E-Ew!
E8 - That Might Actually Be Fun, Senpai♥ / Let's Play Rock-Paper-Scissors, Senpai!!
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[00:03] Nagatoro
Yeesh.
[00:04] Nagatoro
Your arms are so thin.
[00:06] Nagatoro
No wonder you get shoved
around by girls, Senpai.
[00:11] Senpai
Shut up.
[00:14] Senpai
I know I'm a flimsy bean sprout.
[00:18] Nagatoro
Look at Senpai,
feeling sorry for himself. Gross!
[00:22] Nagatoro
Don't be so down, though.
[00:26] Nagatoro
Let's do some muscle training!
[00:29] Senpai
Really?
[00:32] Nagatoro
Keep it up for a few months,
[00:34] ---
and you might go from
Bean Sprout Senpai to Daikon Senpai.
[00:38] Nagatoro
Let's do it! Muscle training!
[00:40] Senpai
No.
[00:40] Senpai
Too much work.
[00:43] Senpai
You'd have to put up with a lot of pain,
[00:45] ---
doing push-ups and sit-ups and stuff.
[00:49] Senpai
That's too much work.
[00:52] Nagatoro
Man, you're such a loser, Senpai.
[00:56] Senpai
I wouldn't mind doing it if there's training
you can do without moving, though.
[01:02] Nagatoro
There is.
[01:07] Nagatoro
First, get on all fours.
[01:09] Senpai
What?
[01:13] Nagatoro
On all fours.
[01:18] Nagatoro
On all fours.
[01:21] Senpai
Fine! Fine!
[01:26] Senpai
Well? What now?
[01:31] Senpai
H-Hey!
[01:35] Senpai
Wh-What are you doing?!
[01:38] Nagatoro
Strength training that
doesn't require you to move.
[01:42] Nagatoro
All you have to do is hold
still in this position.
[01:46] Nagatoro
This isn't too much work, is it?
[01:48] Senpai
I'm pretty sure this isn't a thing.
[01:53] Nagatoro
It's my original regimen.
[01:56] Nagatoro
It should really work your triceps.
[02:00] Nagatoro
Let's keep at it for ten minutes or so.
[02:10] Nagatoro
Your arms are already trembling.
[02:12] Nagatoro
You've gotta hold on for at least five minutes.
[02:16] Senpai
I-I can't!
[02:18] Senpai
My arms!
[02:20] Nagatoro
Senpai, you're so pitiful.
[02:22] Nagatoro
I'll pull you along.
[02:25] Nagatoro
Go!
[02:26] Nagatoro
Keep it up! Keep it up! Senpai!
[02:29] Nagatoro
Keep it up! Keep it up! Senpai!
[02:31] Nagatoro
Keep it up! Keep it up! Senpai!
[02:34] Nagatoro
Keep it up! Keep it up! Senpa...
[02:38] Nagatoro
...i...
SIGN DON'T TOY WITH ME,
SIGN DON'T TOY WITH ME,
SIGN DON'T TOY WITH ME,
SIGN DON'T TOY WITH ME,
SIGN MISS NAGATORO
SIGN MISS NAGATORO
SIGN MISS NAGATORO
SIGN MISS NAGATORO
SIGN DON'T TOY WITH ME, MISS NAGATORO
SIGN DON'T TOY WITH ME, MISS NAGATORO
SIGN DON'T TOY WITH ME, MISS NAGATORO
SIGN That Might Actually Be Fun, Senpai♥
[04:29] Senpai
I can't.
[04:30] Senpai
I'm so sleepy.
SIGN Gunpyou Yagura
[04:32] Senpai
The game that came out just
last week was so good,
[04:36] ---
I skipped studying for the tests
and gamed day in and day out.
[04:40] Nagatoro
Senpai.
[04:41] Nagatoro
Senpai.
[04:42] Nagatoro
Senpai!
[04:44] Nagatoro
Are you studying properly?
[04:47] Senpai
Huh? What?
[04:49] Nagatoro
The midterms are coming up in four days.
[04:54] Senpai
I-I think I'll be all right.
[04:57] Senpai
I feel pretty good about it.
[05:01] Nagatoro
Something's fishy.
[05:03] Nagatoro
You've been gaming or something, haven't you?
[05:08] Nagatoro
Senpai, the fool who got hooked
on a game right before exams.
[05:14] Nagatoro
As a result...
[05:16] Nagatoro
He fails!
[05:18] Nagatoro
And he does that every
time there are exams...
[05:22] Nagatoro
And he has to repeat the grade!
[05:25] Senpai
No way.
[05:26] Senpai
I'd never have to repeat the grade.
[05:29] Nagatoro
Are you okay with this?
[05:31] Nagatoro
Are you okay with repeating?
[05:33] Nagatoro
Are you?
[05:35] Nagatoro
Are you okay with repeating?
[05:37] Nagatoro
Hey, Senpai.
[05:38] Nagatoro
Hey, hey.
[05:40] Senpai
Wh-Whatever.
[05:41] Senpai
I wouldn't mind if that happened.
[05:44] Senpai
It'd just mean I have
another year of club work.
[05:47] Senpai
Repeating might be okay.
[05:51] Nagatoro
Don't you get it, Senpai?
[05:53] Nagatoro
If you repeat the grade...
[05:57] Nagatoro
when spring rolls around for
your repeated second-year...
[06:08] Nagatoro
we'll be in the same class.
[06:13] Nagatoro
'Sup?
[06:15] Nagatoro
We're going to be in the
same class this year,
[06:17] Nagatoro
Ex-Senpai.
[06:21] Nagatoro
For example, in English class...
[06:26] Nagatoro
You forgot your textbook again?
[06:29] Nagatoro
What do we do with you, Ex-Senpai?
[06:32] Nagatoro
Here, I'll share mine.
[06:34] Nagatoro
Move your desk over.
[06:37] Nagatoro
And in phys ed...
[06:42] Nagatoro
You're a lap behind!
[06:44] Nagatoro
Aren't you sad, being left in the
dust by a former underclassman?
[06:47] Nagatoro
Come on, Ex-Senpai!
[06:51] Nagatoro
And after school...
[06:54] Nagatoro
I can't figure this part out.
[06:58] Nagatoro
Huh?
[06:59] Nagatoro
You can't, either, Ex-Senpai?
[07:01] Nagatoro
Isn't this your second time?
[07:03] Nagatoro
Get a grip, Ex-Senpai.
[07:08] Nagatoro
That's hilarious.
[07:11] Nagatoro
It might actually be fun, Ex-Senpai.
[07:18] Senpai
Yeah, it won't be boring,
at least, with you around.
[07:29] Nagatoro
What was that creepy comment just now?!
[07:31] Nagatoro
I'm obviously kidding!
[07:34] Nagatoro
Why would I want to see your
gross face every morning?
[07:37] Nagatoro
That's too much grossness to handle.
[07:39] Nagatoro
Gross! Gross!
[07:39] Senpai
I don't want to repeat, either.
[07:41] Nagatoro
Gross! Gross! Gross!
[07:42] Nagatoro
Yeah, yeah, so get studying!
[07:45] Nagatoro
Gross! Gross!
[07:46] Nagatoro
Gross! Gross!
[07:47] Nagatoro
Gross! Gross! Gross!
[07:58] Nagatoro
And so, Senpai has started
studying like crazy.
[08:02] Gamo
Paisen's so desperate.
[08:04] Yoshi
Desperate!
[08:06] Gamo
You know, though, it'd be fun
to see Paisen in our year.
[08:10] Nagatoro
Right?
[08:11] Yoshi
Double time?
[08:12] Senpai
That's not going to happen.
[08:14] Nagatoro
And they say that what happens
twice happens a third time, so...
[08:18] Nagatoro
Paisen would repeat twice.
[08:20] Nagatoro
He could.
[08:21] Yoshi
Triple?!
[08:23] Senpai
No way!
[08:25] Gamo
If you had to do it three times...
[08:28] Gamo
That would make us your senpai, Paisen.
SIGN Upperclassmen
[08:43] Nagatoro
Come on, Ex-Senpai! Massage me.
[08:46] Senpai
Yes, ma'am.
[08:47] Nagatoro
My muscles are aching from club work.
[08:50] Gamo
Oi, over here.
[08:52] ---
Y-Yes, ma'am!
[08:54] Gamo
They're stiff, aren't they?
[08:55] Gamo
Don't half-ass it.
[08:57] Senpai
Yes, ma'am.
[08:58] Yoshi
Me, too!
[08:59] Senpai
Yes, ma'am.
[09:00] Yoshi
That's the spot.
[09:02] Yoshi
Touch me in the wrong spot,
and I'll punch you.
[09:04] Senpai
Yes, ma'am.
[09:05] Nagatoro
Ex-Senpai, buy me an red bean bun.
[09:09] Gamo
Buy me those mushroom snacks.
[09:12] Yoshi
Buy me those crunchy panda snacks.
[09:15] Nagatoro
Be back in three minutes.
[09:17] Senpai
Yes, ma'am!
[09:17] Gamo
You're paying for them
if you're even a second late.
[09:19] Yoshi
You're paying!
SIGN Bamboo Sprouts
SIGN (chocolate snack)
SIGN m 0 0 l 0 -20 l 40 -20 b 44 -20 45 -18 45 -15 l 45 -5 b 45 -2 44 0 40 0
SIGN Roombas
SIGN ate snack
SIGN m 0 0 l 0 -20 l 40 -20 b 44 -20 45 -18 45 -15 l 45 -5 b 45 -2 44 0 40 0
SIGN Roombas
SIGN ate snack
SIGN m 0 0 l 0 -20 l 40 -20 b 44 -20 45 -18 45 -15 l 45 -5 b 45 -2 44 0 40 0
SIGN Koala
SIGN Chocol
SIGN Chunky red bean
[09:27] Nagatoro
Why would you buy chunky red bean?!
[09:29] Nagatoro
I obviously want my red bean buns smooth!
[09:34] Gamo
I said mushrooms!
[09:36] Gamo
Why'd you go and buy bamboo sprouts?!
[09:38] Yoshi
Pandas!
[09:40] Yoshi
Not koalas!
[09:45] Yoshi
Yum.
[09:53] Gamo
Oh, man!
[09:56] Senpai
I should study.
[09:58] Sakura
Senpai-kun.
[10:02] Sakura
You don't have to worry.
SIGN English
[10:05] Sakura
We're all doing make-up exams,
except Toro-chan.
[10:10] Sakura
We might be more likely
to repeat than you.
[10:17] Sakura
Later.
[10:19] Senpai
Guys, stop worrying about me and go study.
[10:23] Nagatoro
I don't have make-up exams.
[10:29] Gamo
Help us study, Paisen.
[10:31] Yoshi
Help us.
SIGN English
SIGN Contemporary Literature
[10:40] Nagatoro
You did pretty well.
[10:43] Senpai
I worked hard.
[10:45] Nagatoro
Are you that much against
becoming my classmate?
SIGN DON'T TOY WITH ME, MISS NAGATORO
SIGN Let's
get
boba.
SIGN
Boba.
SIGN
Boba.
SIGN
Boba.
SIGN
Boba?
SIGN DON'T TOY WITH ME, MISS NAGATORO
SIGN Baby boba!
SIGN B
o
b
a
!
[11:01] Nagatoro
Gross, gross, gross.
[11:03] Nagatoro
Gross, gross, gross.
SIGN Let's Play Rock-Paper-Scissors, Senpai ! !
[11:05] Nagatoro
Gross, gross, gross.
[11:07] Nagatoro
Gross, gross, gross.
[11:07] Gamo-chan
We can't have Hayacchi seeing you like this.
[11:09] Nagatoro
Gross, gross, gross.
[11:11] Senpai
H-Hey, wait!
[11:13] Gamo-chan
It's fine. You want to
feel better, don't you?
[11:18] Gamo-chan
You always do this on
your own, don't you?
[11:20] Yosshi
Yeah!
[11:22] Senpai
B-But having someone else do it
for me s-seems a bit scary...
[11:27] Gamo-chan
Don't worry. She'll be gentle.
[11:31] Yosshi
Gentle!
[11:32] Sakura
Okay, you're going to feel a touch.
[11:35] Senpai
H-Hey, wait...
[11:37] Gamo-chan
Stay still, Paisen.
[11:39] Senpai
Wai—
[11:42] Sakura
Come on. Stop squirming.
I'm trying to be gentle.
[11:47] Senpai
B-But...
[11:51] Gamo-chan
Just shut up and let yourself go, Paisen.
[11:54] Yosshi
Body and soul!
[11:56] Sakura
Aw, you moved so much that
my hand's in a weird position.
[12:01] Senpai
B-But if you hold it like that...
[12:03] Gamo-chan
Quit resisting!
[12:05] Senpai
B-But any more and I'm going to...
[12:07] Sakura
Don't worry. You'll feel so much
better when you get it all out.
[12:11] Senpai
B-But wait, no...
[12:14] Senpai
Stop!
[12:31] Gamo-chan
H-Hey, we were just...
[12:34] Sakura
We just thought we'd help
him pull out this splinter.
[13:04] Nagatoro
You're nice, aren't you, Senpai?
[13:07] Senpai
Wh-What brought that up?
[13:10] Nagatoro
You don't mind carrying a cute girl's stuff,
[13:12] ---
even if it's not that heavy.
[13:16] Senpai
I-I was just passing by, and she asked me.
[13:21] (Flashback) Sakura
Here.
[13:21] Senpai
The stacked ones looked pretty heavy.
[13:25] Senpai
Who wouldn't help carry stuff?
[13:29] Nagatoro
Okay...
[13:30] Nagatoro
Carry mine, too, then.
[13:32] Senpai
Why would you say that?
[13:36] Nagatoro
Fine.
[13:38] Nagatoro
Let's play rock-paper-scissors, then.
[13:40] Senpai
Wha?
[13:41] Nagatoro
The loser has to carry the winner's bag.
[13:44] Nagatoro
Up to the three-way ahead.
[13:46] Senpai
What are we, in elementary school?
[13:48] Nagatoro
Start with rock.
[13:50] Nagatoro
Rock, paper, scissors...
[13:51] Senpai
Wait...
[13:52] Nagatoro
Shoot!
[14:11] Senpai
She did this to herself.
[14:14] Senpai
I haven't done anything wrong.
[14:18] Senpai
Yet I can't help but feel guilty.
[14:20] Nagatoro
It must be pretty easy for you,
[14:23] ---
having a younger girl carry your stuff home.
[14:27] Senpai
We can switch if you're getting tired.
[14:30] Nagatoro
It's fine.
[14:31] Nagatoro
This is what I get for losing.
[14:39] Nagatoro
Next, we're going up to the four-way.
[14:41] Senpai
W-We're still doing this?
[14:46] Senpai
I have a feeling I'll be
in trouble if I win twice.
[14:50] Nagatoro
Start with rock.
[14:52] Nagatoro
Rock... Paper... Scissors...
[14:58] Nagatoro
Shoot!
[15:16] Nagatoro
I win!
[15:20] Senpai
I guess I'm trying to be considerate.
[15:26] Nagatoro
Man, this is so easy.
[15:29] Senpai
Heavy.
[15:31] Nagatoro
This is perfect for you, though, isn't it?
[15:35] Senpai
How?
[15:36] Nagatoro
You know how it is in manga and stuff...
[15:39] Nagatoro
You're always carrying
heavy stuff around, and...
[15:44] Nagatoro
Time to show you my true potential.
[15:50] Nagatoro
Now...
[15:58] Nagatoro
I can fight at full strength!
[16:05] Nagatoro
You know how they get really strong?
[16:10] Senpai
Who are you fighting?!
[16:17] Nagatoro
This is our last one.
[16:19] Senpai
No more being considerate!
[16:21] Nagatoro
Start with rock.
[16:23] Nagatoro
Rock, paper, scissors...
[16:25] Nagatoro
Scissors!
[16:26] Nagatoro
Yay!
[16:29] Senpai
All right, then.
[16:31] Senpai
Give me your bag.
[16:32] Nagatoro
No, don't worry about my bag.
[16:35] Nagatoro
Instead...
[16:37] Nagatoro
I'm your luggage.
[16:40] Senpai
What are you doing?!
[16:42] Senpai
What if someone sees us?
[16:44] Nagatoro
It's all right.
[16:46] Nagatoro
There aren't that many people around here.
[16:49] Senpai
B-But...
[16:50] Nagatoro
Come on. Let's go!
[17:01] Nagatoro
Senpai, you're beet red.
[17:05] Nagatoro
Have you never carried a girl before?
[17:09] Senpai
G-Gee, who knows?
[17:12] Nagatoro
"Gee, who knows?"
[17:15] Nagatoro
Hear that?!
[17:17] Nagatoro
Of course you haven't!
[17:19] Nagatoro
Look at you, trying to look cool!
[17:20] Nagatoro
Gross! Gross! Gross!
[17:22] Senpai
Hey! hold still!
[17:24] Nagatoro
Okay.
[17:31] Senpai
So heavy...
[17:33] Senpai
I mean...
[17:36] Senpai
Considering everything that's on me...
[17:39] Senpai
Worse than that, though...
[17:46] Senpai
Crap...
[17:47] Senpai
I'm going to drop her!
[17:59] Senpai
U-Uh... Sorry...
[18:01] Nagatoro
I'm going this way.
[18:11] Senpai
Did I upset her?
SIGN I'm gaming
What kinda game?
A dating sim?
It's a fighting game!
You're so creepy, Senpai
I'm going to bed
See you tomorrow, Senpai
Thanks for holding my stuff
SIGN You're so creepy, Senpai
I'm going to bed
See you tomorrow, Senpai
Thanks for holding my stuff
What are you up to right now?
SIGN See you tomorrow, Senpai
Thanks for holding my stuff
What are you up to right now?
Are you all by yourself, doing nasty things?
SIGN Thanks for holding my stuff
What are you up to right now?
Are you all by yourself, doing nasty things?
Nasty!
[18:50] phone
Nasty!
[18:54] Senpai
I'm doing my homework.
[18:56] Nagatoro
Yeah? Okay, pop quiz time.
SIGN I'm doing homework.
Yeah? Okay, pop quiz time.
What am I doing right now?
[19:00] Nagatoro
What am I doing right now?
[19:06] Senpai
Watching TV or something?
SIGN Yeah? Okay, pop quiz time.
What am I doing right now?
Watching TV or something?
Wrong
[19:10] Nagatoro
Wrong.
SIGN Nagatoro
[19:20] Nagatoro
The answer is...
[19:23] Nagatoro
Taking a bath!
[19:31] Nagatoro
You freak out so much.
[19:35] Senpai
I-I-I-I'm n-not f-f-freaking out!
[19:38] Nagatoro
Lies.
[19:40] Nagatoro
Your voice was totally freaked out.
[19:42] Nagatoro
Was that too much for a virgin like you?
[19:48] Senpai
I-It wasn't too much of anything!
[19:51] Senpai
I only hear your voice.
[19:52] Nagatoro
You probably have a really
strong imagination.
[19:55] Nagatoro
I bet you see me naked
in your head right now.
[19:59] Senpai
I don't see anything!
[20:02] Senpai
I'm busy studying right now.
[20:05] Nagatoro
Oh, no!
[20:06] Nagatoro
Senpai's defiling me in his mind.
[20:10] Senpai
I'm not doing that!
[20:12] Nagatoro
Senpai, you pervert!
[20:16] Senpai
I'm not a pervert!
[20:18] Nagatoro
Mega-perv, then!
[20:20] Senpai
Stay calm.
[20:21] Senpai
Stay calm, stay calm.
[20:24] Senpai
Stay calm.
[20:25] Senpai
Don't let Nagatoro take control.
[20:35] Senpai
She turned on her camera?!
[20:42] Nagatoro
You're freaking out too much, Senpai.
[20:44] Nagatoro
Did you see me naked with your
overwhelming power of imagination?
[20:49] Senpai
I-I saw...
[20:50] Senpai
Y-You're on v-video!
[21:15] Senpai
A-All I saw was from your shoulders up.
[21:20] Senpai
I didn't see anything else,
so it's okay, I guess...
[21:23] Senpai
I guess it's not really for me to
decide if it was okay or not...
[21:29] Senpai
S-Sorry.
[21:31] Nagatoro
Y-You don't need to apologize.
[21:34] Nagatoro
It wasn't a big deal for me.
[23:25] Nagatoro
Points of improvement for today.
[23:27] Nagatoro
Too bad you didn't get to
have Sakura do it for you.
[23:29] Senpai
It was just a splinter.
[23:31] Nagatoro
You were making some really
nasty voices, though.
[23:34] Senpai
I was glad I had you do it, though.
[23:37] Nagatoro
Nasty!
[23:38] Senpai
The splinter, I mean!
E9 - Senpai's Such a Closet Perv!! / There's No Way Creepy Senpai Could Go on a Proper Date!!
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[00:07] Senpai
What are you doing?
[00:11] Nagatoro
Shadow boxing.
[00:17] Nagatoro
I've been hooked on boxing ever
since you lent me that Ippo show.
[00:23] Senpai
I probably shouldn't have showed her that.
[00:29] Nagatoro
Senpai...
[00:33] Nagatoro
Be my sparring partner!
[00:37] Senpai
I-I can't box!
[00:40] Nagatoro
It's fine!
[00:42] Nagatoro
You just have to stand there.
[00:45] Senpai
Like a punching bag?!
[00:52] Senpai
Boxers aren't supposed to
hit anyone outside the ring.
[00:55] Nagatoro
I know that.
[00:57] Nagatoro
I'll stop right before I hit you.
[00:59] Nagatoro
Like this!
[01:04] Nagatoro
Come on. You can hit me back.
[01:08] Senpai
What am I supposed to do?!
[01:11] Nagatoro
Come on, come on!
[01:12] Nagatoro
Senpai!
[01:14] Nagatoro
H-Hey! You're h-hitting me!
[01:30] Senpai
S-Sorry!
[01:36] Senpai
Sh-She's going to beat me to death.
[01:45] Nagatoro
Of course you would put me in a
clinch right off the bat, Senpai.
[01:51] Nagatoro
So that happened.
[01:54] Nagatoro
Who does he think he is,
putting me in a clinch?
[01:56] Nagatoro
It's so creepy, it's hilarious.
[01:58] Yoshi
Clinch!
[02:00] Sakura
So skeevy.
[02:02] Gamo
Huh?
[02:03] Gamo
The clinch is a perfectly
fine fighting technique.
[02:06] Nagatoro
Still, it's pervy.
[02:08] Yoshi
I want to give him the clinch, too!
[02:12] Sakura
I don't know about clinching...
[02:17] Sakura
but I might want to try pinning him.
[02:20] Yoshi
I give! I give!
[02:22] Nagatoro
Pinning isn't a thing in boxing.
[02:26] Sakura
Just a little!
[02:28] Nagatoro
No!
[02:29] Gamo
All right, let's go spar with Paisen.
[02:33] Yoshi
Sparring!
[02:35] Sakura
Yay!
[02:36] Nagatoro
Hold it!
[02:37] Sakura
What's wrong?
[02:46] Nagatoro
You're not supposed to hit
anyone outside the ring.
[02:51] Gamo
Um, what about you?
[02:56] Nagatoro
I know how to hold back.
[02:59] Gamo
I'll hold back, too.
SIGN Art Room
[03:12] Nagatoro
Senpai, run away!
[03:15] Gamo
Paisen! Let's spar!
[03:17] Yoshi
Clinch!
[03:18] Sakura
Pincer!
[03:19] Senpai
Wha?!
[03:20] Nagatoro
Senpai, I'll take care of this!
[03:25] Gamo
Wanna go?
[03:26] Yoshi
Go, go!
[03:29] Senpai
She sounds badass, but...
[03:32] Senpai
I bet this was her fault, wasn't it?
SIGN DON'T TOY WITH ME,
SIGN DON'T TOY WITH ME,
SIGN DON'T TOY WITH ME,
SIGN DON'T TOY WITH ME,
SIGN MISS NAGATORO
SIGN MISS NAGATORO
SIGN MISS NAGATORO
SIGN MISS NAGATORO
SIGN DON'T TOY WITH ME, MISS NAGATORO
SIGN DON'T TOY WITH ME, MISS NAGATORO
SIGN DON'T TOY WITH ME, MISS NAGATORO
SIGN Senpai's Such a Closet Perv!!
[05:17] Senpai
I'm so tired...
[05:18] Senpai
I need healing.
[05:21] Senpai
I need my oasis.
[05:24] Senpai
I'll go draw in the club room in peace.
SIGN Art Room
[05:28] Senpai
I'll draw.
[05:37] Yoshi
Seriously?!
[05:39] Yoshi
A nude! A nude!
[05:42] Gamo
Let me see.
[05:44] Gamo
I'm buck naked!
[05:46] Gamo
Put some clothes on me.
[05:47] Yoshi
But it's art.
[05:50] Yoshi
It's Senpai!
[05:51] Senpai
My oasis...
[05:53] Gamo
'Sup?
[05:53] Senpai
is being occupied.
[06:01] Senpai
Why'd you come to my club
room just to make a racket?
[06:05] Gamo
Well, we usually hang out
in the dining hall,
[06:11] ---
but there's been this annoying
group lately that won't shut up.
[06:16] (Flashback) Gamo
Hey, could you keep it down a bit?
[06:19] (Flashback) Person 1
Sure, sure.
[06:20] (Flashback) Person 1
There.
[06:21] (Flashback) Person 1
Bam.
[06:27] Gamo
They pretend to listen,
then they go right back to it.
[06:30] Gamo
They're so annoying.
[06:33] Nagatoro
So we decided to chill here instead.
[06:37] Senpai
This is the art room!
[06:40] Senpai
I'm surprised, though.
[06:42] Senpai
I didn't think you'd back
down without a fight.
[06:45] Senpai
I thought you would have
made them shut up.
[06:51] Nagatoro
You don't get it, Senpai.
[06:55] Gamo
There's a better way to handle
it than doing it directly.
[06:59] Yoshi
Yup.
[07:04] Senpai
A better way?
[07:06] Nagatoro
We sent in a saboteur.
[07:11] Person 2
Dude, why wouldn't you save?!
[07:14] Person 1
Why would I?
[07:15] Sakura
Hey, hey...
[07:17] Sakura
What are you guys up to?
[07:20] Sakura
Gaming?
[07:21] Sakura
Teach me! Teach me!
[07:25] Sakura
Wow!
[07:27] Sakura
You're too good at teaching.
[07:30] Person 1
N-Nah, I'm not, really.
[07:33] Sakura
You're so good.
[07:34] Sakura
Let's play by ourselves sometime.
[07:37] Person 2
Sure, I guess.
[07:41] Sakura
You're so awesome.
[07:42] Sakura
I think I might fall for you.
[07:45] Person 3
Y-Yeah?
[07:49] Sakura
Hey, hey, are you in a relationship?
[07:52] ---
N-No, I'm not.
[07:55] Nagatoro
Give it a week, and the group will implode!
[08:02] Gamo
Then we'll be back in the dining hall.
[08:05] Gamo
So don't worry, Paisen.
[08:08] Nagatoro
Men are pitiful creatures, always at
the mercy of their own horniness.
[08:12] Yoshi
So sad!
[08:14] Senpai
I need to make sure I never
get on their bad side.
[08:17] Gamo
Senpai doesn't seem horny, though.
[08:22] Gamo
He's the very picture of an herbivore.
[08:25] Yoshi
A sheep?!
[08:27] Nagatoro
Nah.
[08:29] Nagatoro
Senpai's horny as hell.
[08:32] Nagatoro
He gets all red as soon as you
tease him even just a little.
[08:37] Senpai
Wh-What are you...
[08:39] Nagatoro
Senpai, want me to kiss you?
[08:42] Senpai
Wh-What...
[08:44] Nagatoro
Just kidding.
[08:48] Nagatoro
See?
[08:50] Nagatoro
He's beet red thinking
I was about to kiss him!
[08:52] Nagatoro
Senpai's such a closet perv.
[08:56] Gamo
Nah, he's just acting
awkward like all virgins do.
[09:01] Gamo
He's an herbivore!
[09:02] Gamo
He has no libido!
[09:03] Yoshi
None!
[09:04] Nagatoro
He does, too!
[09:06] Gamo
Nope.
[09:07] Nagatoro
He does!
[09:08] Gamo
Nope.
[09:09] Nagatoro
Yes, he does!
[09:16] Yoshi
Ow!
[09:17] Nagatoro
Want to make a bet, then?
[09:19] Gamo
A bet?
[09:21] Nagatoro
Senpai is hiding...
[09:26] Nagatoro
dirty books in this room!
[09:28] Senpai
Huh?!
[09:29] Nagatoro
If I find it, I win.
[09:31] Nagatoro
The loser has to buy pancakes.
[09:34] Gamo
That sounds fun.
[09:35] Gamo
Challenge accepted.
[09:43] Senpai
Y-You're not going to find any dirty books!
[09:46] Nagatoro
That was a suspicious reaction.
SIGN Announcer
[09:51] Yoshi
What do you think, commentator Gamo-chan?
[09:53] Gamo
He's clean.
[09:55] Gamo
Paisen is just acting sus, like usual.
[09:58] Nagatoro
No!
[10:00] Nagatoro
He's freaking out because
I'm about to find his dirty books!
[10:03] Yoshi
What's your take?
[10:04] Gamo
No way.
[10:05] Gamo
It's not possible.
[10:07] Nagatoro
Yes, it is!
[10:08] Nagatoro
I'm going to find it!
[10:10] Senpai
I kind of do have a dirty book.
[10:16] Senpai
It's called Paraiso Harem*.
[10:18] Senpai
It's an ongoing series in what's, technically,
a young adult magazine, but really...
[10:23] Senpai
It's basically hentai manga.
[10:25] Senpai
I just enjoy Yagami Rintarou-sensei's beautiful*
artwork and the orthodox fantasy plot.
[10:32] Senpai
I'm definitely not reading
it for the sexy stuff.
[10:36] Senpai
And I keep it...
[10:42] ---
...in the prep room next door.
[10:46] Senpai
So there are no dirty books in this room.
[10:52] Yoshi
It's been about fifteen minutes.
[10:55] Gamo
She's just wasting time looking for it.
[10:58] Nagatoro
I'm sure he has something!
[11:01] Gamo
Just admit it.
[11:03] Gamo
Paisen's an herbivore.
[11:06] Yoshi
Herbivore!
[11:12] Gamo
Why don't you give up, already?
[11:14] Gamo
Paisen's a sheep.
[11:16] Yoshi
Sheep!
[11:22] Senpai
Too bad for you, Nagatoro!
[11:26] Senpai
You'd never find dirty books here.
[11:35] Nagatoro
It's a dirty book!
[11:38] Nagatoro
Perv! Creep! Perv! Creep!
[11:41] Senpai
Oh, no! Stop it!
[11:42] Senpai
Perv! Creep! Perv! Creep!
[11:45] Senpai
Perv! Creep! Perv! Creep!
[11:53] Gamo
Let's go.
[11:54] Yoshi
Let's go.
SIGN DON'T TOY WITH ME, MISS NAGATORO
SIGN DON'T TOY WITH ME, MISS NAGATORO
SIGN There's No Way Creepy Senpai Could Go on a Proper Date!!
[12:17] Nagatoro
'Sup, Senpai?
[12:19] Senpai
'Sup?
[12:30] Senpai
An earring.
[12:32] Nagatoro
You're drawing lame stuff again.
[12:40] Nagatoro
This?
[12:42] Nagatoro
What do you think?
[12:46] Senpai
I-I think it looks good.
[12:51] Nagatoro
Thanks, Senpai.
[12:53] Nagatoro
I haven't had anything in lately,
and the pierce started healing.
[12:57] Nagatoro
I reopened it with this.
[13:01] Senpai
That sounds painful.
[13:02] Nagatoro
It's not painful at all.
[13:04] Nagatoro
A little prick, maybe.
[13:11] Senpai
Wh-What?
[13:14] Nagatoro
Want to try getting your
ears pierced too, Senpai?
[13:18] Nagatoro
Are you afraid of pain?
[13:19] Senpai
No, it's not even about the pain.
[13:22] Senpai
It'd be so weird for someone
like me to have an earring!
[13:33] Senpai
See?
[13:34] Nagatoro
Nah, it wouldn't be weird.
[13:36] Nagatoro
You could wear it just when you're
inside, if you're embarrassed.
[13:41] Nagatoro
A matching earring.
[13:48] Senpai
Matching earrings.
[13:54] Nagatoro
Well?
[13:55] Nagatoro
Don't move. It's dangerous.
[13:58] Nagatoro
Don't worry.
[14:00] Nagatoro
It's just a little prick...
[14:04] Senpai
W-Wait!
[14:10] Senpai
She opened a hole.
[14:14] Senpai
I've been defiled...
[14:16] Senpai
by Nagatoro!
[14:18] Nagatoro
Submit!
[14:25] Senpai
Huh?
[14:29] Senpai
Huh?
[14:35] Nagatoro
I just pinched you!
[14:39] Nagatoro
Wait, you seem a bit disappointed, Senpai.
[14:43] Senpai
No, not really.
[14:46] Nagatoro
Do you really want a piercing?
[14:48] Senpai
Ow, ow, ow!
[14:49] Senpai
I-I don't!
[14:58] Sakura
Senpai-kun, help me.
SIGN Family
SIGN Restaurant
[15:09] Nagatoro
A stalker?
[15:12] Sakura
Yeah.
[15:13] Nagatoro
You were trolling that club,
[15:15] ---
and one of them started
following you around like a stalker?
[15:21] Gamo
That's bad.
[15:22] Yoshi
Yeah, bad.
[15:27] Sakura
He's still doing it.
[15:31] Nagatoro
Oh, man!
[15:33] Sakura
I'm scared!
[15:36] Gamo
What do you think, Paisen?
[15:38] Senpai
You guys did it to yourselves.
[15:41] Senpai
This is what you get for
messing with people's heads.
[15:45] Gamo
Look, Paisen made her cry.
[15:52] Sakura
Hey...
[15:54] Sakura
Senpai-kun, could you do something for me?
[16:02] Sakura
Could you pretend to be my boyfriend?
[16:08] Sakura
I think he might give up
if he saw us flirting.
[16:15] Senpai
Wh-Why should I?
[16:17] Sakura
I'm single right now.
[16:20] Sakura
You're about the only person
I can ask to do that.
[16:25] Senpai
B-But...
[16:27] Senpai
P-Pretend to be your boyfriend?
[16:30] Gamo
Why not?
[16:32] Gamo
Paisen would be harmless.
[16:34] Yoshi
Totally harmless!
[16:36] Nagatoro
No, he's not.
[16:38] Nagatoro
He's super harmful.
[16:42] Nagatoro
He's like a harmful insect.
[16:46] Nagatoro
Let this creepy senpai pretend
to be your boyfriend,
[16:50] ---
and forget about losing your stalker...
[16:52] Nagatoro
You'll have twice as many!
[16:54] Sakura
No!
[16:56] Sakura
No!
[16:59] Sakura
No!
[17:02] Senpai
That's crazy talk!
[17:04] Senpai
I'd never do such a thing!
[17:07] Sakura
Then could you please
pretend to be my boyfriend?
[17:18] Senpai
Sure, I guess.
[17:33] Senpai
I couldn't really say no...
[17:36] Senpai
But what are you supposed to do on a date?
[17:38] Senpai
I mean, I guess it's just pretend.
[17:40] Senpai
We can just wander around.
[17:43] Sakura
Senpai-kun.
[17:46] Sakura
Sorry, were you waiting long?
[17:49] Senpai
No, not really.
[17:53] Sakura
Okay, let's go.
[17:56] Senpai
S-Sure.
[18:06] Sakura
Senpai-kun, are you nervous?
[18:09] Senpai
N-Not really.
[18:12] Sakura
Don't worry.
[18:14] Sakura
I'll take the lead today.
[18:17] Senpai
The lead?
[18:41] Gamo
Paisen's awkward as hell.
[18:49] Gamo
Isn't this the kind of thing you might
see in those anime shows Paisen likes?
[18:54] Yoshi
Totally!
[18:56] Gamo
For some reason, they have
to pretend to be on a date.
[19:00] Yoshi
But...
[19:02] Gamo
But the act becomes real,
things start heating up, and...
[19:09] Yoshi
And...
[19:10] Gamo
What they thought were
fake feelings become...
[19:13] Gamo
An actual date!
[19:15] Yoshi
A date!
[19:16] Nagatoro
There's no way he could
make it a proper date!
[19:20] Gamo
Why so mad?
[19:22] Nagatoro
I'm not mad!
[19:25] Sakura
About that thing I asked you...
[19:27] Sakura
Are you sure you're okay with it?
[19:31] Senpai
What do you mean?
[19:37] Sakura
Isn't there anyone you
want to go on a date with?
[19:41] Nagatoro
N-Not really.
[19:44] Sakura
Yeah?
[19:55] Nagatoro
S-Speaking of which, where's the stalker?
[19:59] Sakura
I haven't seen him.
[20:01] Person 1
Ow! Ow!
[20:06] Senpai
Nagatoro!
[20:09] Gamo
When did that happen?!
[20:12] Person 1
I'm sorry!
[20:13] Person 1
I won't do it anymore!
[20:14] Person 1
Forgive me!
[20:16] Person 1
I'm sorry! I'm sorry!
[20:19] Nagatoro
Now we can end this charade.
[20:25] Sakura
Yeah...
[20:26] Gamo
What are you doing?!
[20:27] Yoshi
You ruined it!
[20:29] Nagatoro
It's better to solve the problem
sooner rather than later, right?
[20:31] Gamo
But the photo ops!
[20:33] Yoshi
The photo ops!
[20:35] Nagatoro
What photo ops?!
[20:36] Person 1
I'm out!
[20:37] Person 1
I'm sorry! I won't do it again!
[20:43] Gamo
Okay, let's go home.
[20:46] Sakura
Okay!
[20:50] Nagatoro
Let's go home, Senpai.
[20:53] Senpai
Yeah.
[20:55] Nagatoro
Sucks to be you, Senpai.
[20:57] Nagatoro
There goes your much-anticipated first date.
[21:01] Senpai
I-It's fine.
[21:02] Senpai
It was just pretend, anyway.
[21:05] Senpai
That's one less thing to worry about.
[21:07] Nagatoro
Yeah, right!
[21:08] Nagatoro
You were having pervy thoughts, weren't you?
[21:12] Nagatoro
Like, you lock arms with her,
[21:14] ---
her breast touches you, and if you're lucky,
[21:19] ---
you might even lose your virginity.
[21:22] Senpai
Wh-Wh-Wh-Wh-What are you talking about?!
[21:25] Nagatoro
Pervert!
[21:26] Nagatoro
You're such a pervert, Senpai!
[21:28] Senpai
Th-That would have never happened!
[21:30] Nagatoro
You're not ready for going on dates, are you?
[21:43] Senpai
I guess you're right.
[21:51] Nagatoro
You're so gross, Senpai.
[23:26] Sakura
Points of improvement for today!
[23:27] Sakura
Senpai, I heard you cheated
on the dirty book hunt.
[23:30] Yoshi
Cheater!
[23:31] Senpai
No, I...
[23:32] Sakura
Why don't you two go out already?
[23:35] Sakura
Let's go home, Yoshi.
[23:37] Yoshi
Roger!
[23:37] Senpai
Wait, at least toy with me or something!
E10 - You Seem Pretty Stiff, Senpai / I'll Do It For You, Senpai!!
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[00:03] Senpai
Wh-What?
[00:06] Nagatoro
Want a little treat?
[00:08] Senpai
Huh?
[00:09] Senpai
Wh-What?
[00:11] Nagatoro
I got some really steamy snaps.
[00:15] Senpai
S-Snaps?!
[00:20] Nagatoro
They're super steamy. Piping hot.
[00:23] Senpai
P-Piping hot?!
[00:26] Senpai
And they're all natural.
[00:29] Nagatoro
A-All natural?!
[00:33] Senpai
I-I can't look at those.
[00:40] Nagatoro
Snap-Sizzle-Pop Chicken Bites.
[00:43] Nagatoro
What did you think I meant?
[00:45] Senpai
I-I wasn't expecting anything.
[00:47] Nagatoro
Why are you so red, then?
[00:50] Nagatoro
You were expecting something lewd, huh?
[00:53] Nagatoro
Weren't you, pervy Senpai?
[00:56] Nagatoro
Here. Say, "Ah."
[01:02] Senpai
I'll... I'll eat it myself.
[01:05] Nagatoro
It's crazy good.
[01:07] Nagatoro
Made fresh and steaming hot.
[01:09] Senpai
Y-Yeah?
SIGN DON'T TOY WITH ME,
SIGN DON'T TOY WITH ME,
SIGN DON'T TOY WITH ME,
SIGN DON'T TOY WITH ME,
SIGN MISS NAGATORO
SIGN MISS NAGATORO
SIGN MISS NAGATORO
SIGN MISS NAGATORO
SIGN DON'T TOY WITH ME, MISS NAGATORO
SIGN DON'T TOY WITH ME, MISS NAGATORO
SIGN DON'T TOY WITH ME, MISS NAGATORO
SIGN You Seem Pretty Stiff, Senpai
[02:47] Senpai
I hate this.
[02:50] Senpai
I can't stand marathons.
[02:53] Sakura
The second-years are doing a marathon.
[02:56] Yoshi
There's Senpai!
[02:58] Sakura
He's way in the lead!
[03:01] Gamo
I'm pretty sure he got lapped.
[03:04] Yoshi
What's this? Senpai's falling behind!
[03:13] Nagatoro
I saw you, Senpai.
[03:16] Nagatoro
What was that flimsy running?
[03:19] Senpai
Sh-Shut up!
[03:21] Nagatoro
I'm embarrassed that you're my senpai.
[03:24] Senpai
I can't help it.
[03:26] Senpai
I'm bad at running.
[03:29] Nagatoro
Sure you can help it.
[03:31] Nagatoro
Even you can learn to run if you practice.
[03:33] Senpai
No way.
[03:35] Senpai
Everyone's got their
strengths and weaknesses.
[03:38] Senpai
I'm not good at anything besides drawing.
[03:43] Nagatoro
You won't know until you try.
[03:47] Senpai
Practicing only helps if
you already have talent.
[03:53] Senpai
There's no point if you aren't
cut out for it to begin with.
[03:55] Nagatoro
I don't want to hear your groaning!
[03:58] Nagatoro
Fine! We're having secret training
sessions starting tomorrow.
[04:03] Nagatoro
I'm going to slap that
rotten attitude straight!
[04:07] Senpai
Like in a sports anime?!
[04:08] Nagatoro
Like in a sports anime!
[04:14] Senpai
So sleepy.
[04:16] Senpai
There goes my weekend.
[04:18] Senpai
Why do I have to run?
[04:19] Nagatoro
Senpai!
[04:22] Nagatoro
Good morning!
[04:30] Senpai
M-Morning.
[04:34] Nagatoro
That was kind of creepy, Senpai.
[04:37] Senpai
Hey!
[04:37] Senpai
Stop it!
[04:39] Nagatoro
Let's go, Senpai.
[04:43] Nagatoro
Sports anime time!
[04:46] Senpai
This is way too intense.
[04:52] Senpai
My stomach's cramping up.
[04:55] Senpai
This is the least fitting
thing I could be doing.
[05:18] Nagatoro
You're falling behind, Senpai.
[05:25] Nagatoro
You wanna go, Senpai?
[05:27] Nagatoro
You aren't beating me!
[05:31] Senpai
You don't need to race me!
[05:44] Senpai
I'm spent.
[05:45] Nagatoro
Oh, come on.
[05:46] Nagatoro
We're only halfway there.
[05:48] Senpai
I'm good.
[05:50] Senpai
I don't think this is for me.
[05:53] Senpai
You can go ahead.
[05:56] Nagatoro
I see.
[05:59] Nagatoro
You sure are...
[06:04] Nagatoro
a wimp.
SIGN Wimp
[06:07] Senpai
Wimp...
[06:08] Nagatoro
I knew you weren't very gutsy,
but I didn't realize it was this bad.
[06:12] Nagatoro
A grade schooler has more guts than you.
[06:15] Nagatoro
You have less guts than
a puppy, or even a bug.
[06:22] Nagatoro
What's wrong?
[06:23] Nagatoro
Feeling insulted?
[06:25] Nagatoro
Does being laughed at by a
younger girl make you feel insulted?
[06:31] Nagatoro
Come after me if you're that upset!
[06:36] Nagatoro
Right, Maggot-senpai?
[06:40] Senpai
You didn't...
[06:42] Senpai
You didn't have to say it like that!
[06:50] Nagatoro
I'll promote you to human
if you can finish the run.
[06:53] Nagatoro
Until then, you're Maggot-senpai.
[06:55] Senpai
Who are you calling a maggot?!
[07:01] Senpai
I made it.
[07:02] Senpai
I ran five kilometers.
[07:06] Nagatoro
I knew you could do it if you tried.
[07:08] Nagatoro
I wouldn't mind taking back "maggot," Senpai.
[07:12] Senpai
Why, thank you.
[07:14] Nagatoro
Well, then, now that we've ran a ton...
[07:17] Nagatoro
It's time to stretch.
[07:20] Nagatoro
You have to take your time to
really stretch your muscles.
[07:24] Nagatoro
That'll lessen your muscle
fatigue for tomorrow.
[07:27] Nagatoro
You do it too, Senpai.
[07:33] Nagatoro
You seem pretty stiff, Senpai.
[07:37] Nagatoro
Can you even bend forward?
[07:41] Nagatoro
Like this.
[07:47] Nagatoro
What are you daydreaming about?
[07:49] Senpai
N-No...
[07:50] Nagatoro
You're doing it, too, Senpai.
[07:56] Nagatoro
Oh, jeez.
[07:58] Nagatoro
You're way too stiff, Senpai.
[08:01] Nagatoro
Sit down for a second, please.
[08:08] Nagatoro
I'll help you out.
[08:11] Senpai
I-It's fine.
[08:12] Senpai
I'll do it myself.
[08:13] Nagatoro
It's more efficient when you do it together.
[08:18] Nagatoro
All right. Now, stand up.
[08:20] Nagatoro
We'll do some side stretches.
[08:24] Nagatoro
Here we go!
[08:26] Senpai
Ow, ow, ow!
[08:28] Senpai
Take it slower!
[08:31] Nagatoro
Don't be such a baby!
[08:35] Senpai
That hurts!
[08:49] Yoshi
Fusion?
SIGN DON'T TOY WITH ME,
MISS NAGATORO
SIGN DON'T TOY WITH ME,
MISS NAGATORO
SIGN Art Room
SIGN I'll Do It For You, Senpai!!
[09:05] Senpai
Who should I get to model?
[09:10] Senpai
I'm not good at self-portraits.
[09:12] Senpai
I might have to ask the club president.
[09:15] Nagatoro
Senpai!
[09:16] Nagatoro
Looks like you've got something on your mind.
[09:18] Nagatoro
What's the matter?
[09:20] Nagatoro
What was that about a model?
[09:22] Nagatoro
I heard you.
[09:24] Senpai
No, um...
[09:28] Nagatoro
I see.
[09:29] Nagatoro
You haven't been able to find a model
for your piece for the culture festival.
[09:34] Nagatoro
Poor you, Senpai.
[09:37] Nagatoro
You don't have any friends, do you?
[09:39] Senpai
Shut up!
[09:41] Nagatoro
I mean, if you're really
desperate, I'll do it for you...
[09:48] Senpai
No thanks.
[09:51] Nagatoro
But I'm offering!
[09:54] Nagatoro
A cute younger girl!
[09:58] Senpai
I've decided I'm going
to draw a guy this time!
[10:04] Nagatoro
Why?
[10:05] Senpai
"Why?"
[10:07] Senpai
Because...
[10:10] Senpai
Because it's hard to draw the
person face-to-face otherwise.
[10:21] Nagatoro
Even though you draw this
kind of stuff all the time?
[10:24] Nagatoro
This is what you really want to
draw, isn't it, you closet perv?
[10:29] Senpai
N-No!
[10:30] Senpai
Th-That's just a d-d-d-doodle
I made because I was bored.
[10:34] Nagatoro
Liar! Liar!
[10:35] Nagatoro
You drew such a detailed character.
[10:42] Senpai
Fine.
[10:43] Senpai
I'll draw you.
[10:45] Senpai
But you have to prepare your own outfit.
[10:49] Senpai
I don't have any girls' clothes.
[10:52] Senpai
That's the condition.
[10:54] Nagatoro
Sure thing.
[10:55] Nagatoro
What kind of clothes would you like?
[10:58] Nagatoro
A swimsuit, I bet, right?
[11:00] Nagatoro
Senpai's such a pervert.
[11:03] Senpai
No, I want to draw that.
[11:14] Senpai
You aren't going to find an outfit
that came from a drawing.
[11:17] Senpai
It's the Folding Screen Tiger strategy!
[11:29] Nagatoro
I kind of feel bad about
what I did the other day.
[11:33] Nagatoro
She offered to model for me.
[11:49] Senpai
She actually found the outfit!
[11:56] Nagatoro
I had the needlecraft club
put it together for me.
[11:59] Nagatoro
What do you think?
[12:08] Nagatoro
Say something!
[12:10] Nagatoro
You were the one who made me do this.
[12:13] Senpai
I-It's not bad. I think.
[12:16] Senpai
The fabric is well-done and stuff.
[12:19] Nagatoro
That's your compliment?
[12:22] Senpai
I mean... I think it looks good on you.
[12:28] Nagatoro
Creep! Creep! Creep! Creep! Creep!
[12:38] Nagatoro
Make me look sexy, Senpai.
[12:43] Senpai
S-Sexy?
[12:46] Senpai
I-I'm just going to draw you normally.
[12:49] Gamo
Paisen's beet red.
[12:51] Yoshi
Beet red!
[12:52] Sakura
That's so hilarious.
[12:55] Nagatoro
Oh, yeah, the culture festival
starts next week.
[12:59] Sakura
Yeah.
[13:00] Sakura
It does.
[13:01] Nagatoro
My club's running a yakisoba stand.
SIGN Yakisoba
300 yen
SIGN Yakisoba
SIGN Swimming Club
SIGN Specialty!!
[13:05] Nagatoro
Come and get it!
[13:07] Nagatoro
It's a specialty dish served by the
[13:08] Nagatoro
Kazehaya High School Swimming Club,
with a twenty-year history.
[13:11] Gamo
You aren't even a club member.
[13:13] Nagatoro
Shush.
[13:14] Nagatoro
Helpers are members, too.
SIGN Haunted House
[13:18] Gamo
My class is doing a haunted house.
[13:20] Gamo
It's scary as hell.
[13:22] Yoshi
Too scary even for Junji!
[13:24] Sakura
I think I'm going to be
helping the gaming club.
[13:29] Nagatoro
You mean the one from the dining hall?
[13:31] Nagatoro
You're still with that club, Sakura?
[13:33] Sakura
Yeah.
[13:34] Sakura
We all made up and decided
to have fun together.
[13:38] Nagatoro
I-I see.
[13:41] Nagatoro
What's the art club doing for the festival?
[13:49] (Flashback) Captain
The color's getting muddy there.
[13:52] (Flashback) Senpai
Right.
[13:55] (Flashback) Captain
Let it dry out and work on
something else in the meantime.
[13:58] (Flashback) Senpai
Okay.
[13:59] (Flashback) Captain
Don't get lazy.
[14:00] (Flashback) Senpai
O-Okay.
[14:02] (Flashback) Captain
That frame is tilted to the right.
[14:05] (Flashback) Captain
Fix it for me.
[14:06] (Flashback) Senpai
Okay.
SIGN Kazehaya High School Culture Festival
SIGN Art Club Exhibit
[14:10] Person 1
That was good.
[14:12] Person 2
It was.
SIGN Art
Club
[14:14] (Flashback) Senpai
We got a lot of visitors.
[14:16] (Flashback) Captain
Yeah.
[14:19] Senpai
I think it turned out a lot better to look
at since we followed the president's opinions.
[14:25] Senpai
She's pretty amazing.
[14:28] (Flashback) Captain
Well done.
[14:30] (Flashback) Captain
We put together a good memory.
[14:35] (Flashback) Captain
We second-years are going to
be studying for art school.
[14:38] (Flashback) Captain
We won't be showing up
at the club for a while.
[14:41] (Flashback) Captain
I'm counting on you to
take care of the art club.
[14:47] (Flashback) Senpai
Okay.
[14:54] Nagatoro
Senpai looks pensive.
[14:56] Nagatoro
Gross.
[14:57] Senpai
Right. The art festival.
[15:00] Senpai
I guess I'll probably do an art
exhibit like we did last year.
[15:05] Nagatoro
So lame.
[15:07] Sakura
I bet no one's going to come.
[15:09] Gamo
That sounds boring.
[15:10] Yoshi
Gloomy!
[15:11] Nagatoro
I guess that suits you, though.
[15:16] Nagatoro
We'll help you out.
[15:18] Nagatoro
Let's make it more hype.
[15:22] Senpai
What do you mean, "more hype"?
[15:25] Nagatoro
Like...
[15:27] Nagatoro
Whack-a-Senpai!
[15:30] Sakura
Cackle, cackle, cackle!
[15:32] Nagatoro
Or...
[15:32] Nagatoro
Pop-up Senpai!
[15:35] Sakura
Cackle, cackle, cackle!
[15:38] Senpai
You're about the only ones
who would enjoy that!
[15:40] Nagatoro
Something a bit easier to understand, then.
SIGN Tea
[15:42] Nagatoro
A cat café.
[15:45] Nagatoro
Here you go, meow.
[15:48] Senpai
H-Hey!
[15:49] Senpai
You're so close!
[15:51] Sakura
You're so red.
[15:53] Gamo
Paisen's really enjoying it.
[15:55] Yoshi
Totally enjoying it!
[15:57] Senpai
I'm not!
[15:59] Sakura
Maybe the reverse works, too.
[16:03] ---
Reverse?
[16:04] Sakura
Like a drag café.
[16:06] Senpai
Not happening!
[16:08] Gamo
That might kinda work.
[16:09] Yoshi
It might work.
[16:10] Sakura
I think it would be popular.
[16:12] Sakura
You might end up really popular, Senpai-kun.
[16:15] Nagatoro
Nope!
[16:16] Nagatoro
That's too creepy!
[16:19] Gamo
Maybe yes?
[16:21] Yoshi
Yes!
[16:22] Nagatoro
No means no!
[16:24] Senpai
Jeez, these girls...
[16:32] Senpai
Those footsteps!
[16:40] Senpai
Stay in the next room for a while.
[16:43] Senpai
Hurry!
[16:44] Nagatoro
What for?
[16:46] Senpai
I'll explain later.
[16:48] Senpai
H-Hurry!
[16:49] Sakura
This is so annoying.
[16:52] Gamo
It reeks of oil.
[16:53] Yoshi
Gross.
[16:54] Nagatoro
Senpai's going to lock us up.
[16:57] Sakura
N-No!
[17:10] Sakura
P-President...
[17:15] Sakura
What brings you here today?
[17:23] Captain
Does a club member need a
reason to show up to the club?
[17:29] Sakura
No.
[17:31] Gamo
That's gotta be his ex.
[17:32] Nagatoro
There's no way!
[17:34] Sakura
Maybe he likes older women.
[17:36] Nagatoro
No!
[17:37] Sakura
Actually?
[17:37] Nagatoro
I said no!
[17:42] Captain
I thought I'd do something
for the culture festival.
[17:45] Senpai
An exhibit again, right?
[17:48] Captain
I've left you in charge of the art club.
[17:52] Captain
It's up to you to decide.
[17:54] Senpai
I-I've been thinking of doing an exhibit.
[17:58] Senpai
It'd be great if you could
present something, President.
[18:09] Captain
There's another reason I came here today.
[18:13] Captain
I've heard some unsavory rumors lately.
[18:17] Captain
That the art club room has become a
gathering place for some nasty characters.
[18:25] Captain
I can't imagine that you'd
invite people here to party.
[18:30] Captain
But the club room is not
a place for merrymaking!
[18:34] Sakura
The president's so scary.
[18:37] Gamo
Paisen's getting wrung out.
[18:39] Gamo
Seems like it's our fault, though.
[18:42] Yoshi
Sorry...
[18:44] Captain
The student council's given me a warning.
[18:49] Captain
I came to see how seriously
you've been taking the art club.
[18:59] Captain
What is this, the manga club?
[19:01] Senpai
N-No...
[19:04] Captain
I've been thinking that if you don't
care to take the art club seriously...
SIGN Club Termination Form
[19:08] Captain
I ought to shut down the club.
[19:14] Captain
Do you have anything to say for yourself?
[19:20] Captain
If not, I'll go submit this
to the student council.
[19:25] Senpai
Wa...
[19:26] Nagatoro
Wait a second.
[19:40] Captain
Who are you?
[19:41] Senpai
W-Well...
[19:43] Senpai
She's a f-first-year who's
been modeling for me.
[19:47] Nagatoro
President...
[19:48] Nagatoro
Don't you think that's a bit selfish?
[19:51] Captain
What?
[19:53] Nagatoro
You've neglected the club all this time.
[19:57] Nagatoro
Now you show up out of nowhere
just to shut it down?
[19:59] Nagatoro
Don't you think that's a bit much?
[20:02] Captain
If the club members aren't
taking the club seriously,
[20:04] ---
there is no reason to continue activities.
[20:09] Nagatoro
You don't...
[20:13] Nagatoro
You don't know that he's
not taking the club seriously.
[20:17] Nagatoro
Senpai's been on his own.
[20:21] Nagatoro
Always...
[20:25] Nagatoro
Always...
[20:31] Nagatoro
Always...
[20:36] Nagatoro
drawing like a keener.
[20:48] Captain
If you're so sure that he's
been taking it seriously,
[20:52] ---
I'd like to see his work
at the culture festival.
[20:55] Senpai
As an art club exhibit?
[20:58] Captain
No.
[21:00] Captain
I may have half-quit the art club,
[21:03] ---
but I'm still the president.
[21:07] Captain
If you insist on going against me,
[21:11] ---
I'll have you put together your own
exhibit separate from the club's.
SIGN Kazehaya High School Award!
SIGN Ballot box
SIGN Cast your vote!!
[21:17] Captain
Students vote for the exhibit
they like best every year.
SIGN Ballot form
Choose three of your favorite exhibits
[21:21] Captain
If your exhibit earns more votes than mine...
[21:28] Captain
I won't shut down the club.
[21:35] Senpai
M-Me? Take on the president by myself?
[21:41] Senpai
I can't.
[21:45] Nagatoro
You've got this.
[21:47] Nagatoro
Let's do it, Senpai.
[23:25] Nagatoro
Points of improvement for today!
[23:27] Nagatoro
You look iffy in a maid outfit, Senpai!
[23:29] Senpai
That's your complaint?!
[23:30] Sakura
Welcome home, Master.
[23:32] Nagatoro
Say it.
[23:33] Senpai
Th-That's a lot of talking.
[23:35] Senpai
Welcome home, Master.
[23:38] Nagatoro
H-He did it!
[23:39] ---
Yes.
E11 - What Do You Think, Senpai? / You Could Be More Honest, Senpai ♥
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SIGN MISS NAGATORO
SIGN DON'T TOY WITH ME,
SIGN DON'T TOY WITH ME,
SIGN DON'T TOY WITH ME,
SIGN DON'T TOY WITH ME,
SIGN MISS NAGATORO
SIGN MISS NAGATORO
SIGN MISS NAGATORO
SIGN DON'T TOY WITH ME, MISS NAGATORO
SIGN DON'T TOY WITH ME, MISS NAGATORO
SIGN DON'T TOY WITH ME, MISS NAGATORO
SIGN What Do You Think, Senpai?
[01:32] Nagatoro
I'm still the president of the art club.
[01:36] Nagatoro
If you insist on going against me...
[01:41] Nagatoro
I'll have you put together your
own exhibit separate of the club.
[01:48] Sakura
She really did sound scripted.
[01:51] Nagatoro
Right?
[01:53] Nagatoro
Everything she said sounded so fake.
[01:56] Nagatoro
The club room is not a place for merrymaking!
[01:57] Yoshi
Is not!
[02:01] Senpai
Don't talk down about the president too much.
[02:05] Gamo
Check it out!
Paisen's defending the president!
[02:07] Sakura
So she is his previous girl.
[02:09] Yoshi
Your ex?!
[02:10] Senpai
No!
[02:11] Senpai
You have to admit that we were the ones...
[02:17] Senpai
who were in the wrong.
[02:18] Gamo
Did you hear that? He said "we."
[02:20] Gamo
He's lumping us in with him.
[02:22] Yoshi
Together!
[02:23] Sakura
Ew.
[02:24] Nagatoro
Gross.
[02:26] Nagatoro
This is getting fun, though, with your
battle with the the president and all that.
[02:31] Senpai
You only say that because
it's not your problem.
[02:34] Nagatoro
So, what do you think your odds are?
[02:39] Senpai
Zero.
[02:40] Senpai
There isn't the slightest chance
I'm going to beat the president.
[02:43] Senpai
You're as negative as ever.
[02:47] Nagatoro
Although, if you don't want to go up against
her alone, I wouldn't' mind helping.
[02:52] Gamo
She's right.
[02:53] Gamo
I hate to say it, but it's an
art club exhibit, isn't it?
[02:56] Gamo
You could always just do a kitty
cat cosplay art café or something.
[03:02] Yoshi
Meow!
[03:04] Gamo
I'm sure you'll win.
[03:06] Yoshi
Right?
[03:08] Senpai
You're underestimating the president.
SIGN Kazehaya High School
Ranking
SIGN 1. Dance Club
2. Class 3-A Haunted House
3. Drama Club Performance
4. Light Music Club
5. Film Club Screening
6. Art Club Exhibit
7. Gaming Club
[03:12] Senpai
The Art Club came in sixth in the
Kazehaya High School ranking last year.
[03:17] Nagatoro
Sixth?
[03:19] Nagatoro
Is that good?
[03:20] Senpai
It's really good!
SIGN Really good!
SIGN Corn Dogs
SIGN Yakisoba Bread
SIGN Drama Club
Musical
SIGN Location: Gymnasium
Doors open: 2 pm
Begins: 2:15
SIGN Haunted House
SIGN Bubble Milk Tea
SIGN West Side
[03:22] Senpai
There's always 50 or 60 presentations by
classes and clubs and talented groups.
[03:28] Nagatoro
How did the karate club's
cosplay café do last year?
[03:32] Gamo
I think we ranked around 11th.
[03:36] Sakura
They did better than you!
[03:38] Yoshi
Cosplaying lost!
[03:40] Senpai
That's not it.
[03:42] Senpai
The president's been winning
all kinds of competitions.
SIGN Winner
[03:46] Senpai
She was one of the top contenders in a
competition that included college students.
[03:49] Senpai
She's just really amazing.
[03:51] Nagatoro
I see.
[03:52] Sakura
He sounds like a cultist.
[03:53] Gamo
President cultist.
[03:54] Yoshi
Presidentist!
[03:56] Gamo
I get that the president's amazing,
but at the end of the day,
[03:58] ---
they're just drawings, aren't they?
[04:01] Gamo
How could it be so popular?
[04:04] Senpai
W-Well...
[04:06] Senpai
You could say I had a bit of a different
take than what the president was expecting.
[04:16] Senpai
Found it.
[04:17] Nagatoro
Found what?
[04:18] Senpai
The painting the president did last year.
[04:24] Nagatoro
This is the president?
[04:27] Senpai
Y-Yeah.
[04:29] Yoshi
Muh...
[04:30] Gamo
Muh...
[04:32] Sakura
Muh?
[04:33] Gamo
The president is standing
next to her own piece, right?
[04:37] Gamo
Well, damn, no wonder it was popular.
[04:39] Yoshi
Sixth place for sure.
[04:40] Sakura
She's going to kill some virgins.
[04:43] Nagatoro
So you've been keeping this
nasty drawing, huh, Senpai?
[04:48] Senpai
N-No!
[04:49] Senpai
This is nothing but a piece of art!
[04:52] Senpai
I-It's not nasty!
[04:54] Senpai
Stare...
[04:56] Senpai
It won an award in a famous exhibition, even.
[05:00] Senpai
Th-That's why the school
allowed it. Because it's art.
[05:06] Nagatoro
I don't care about that.
[05:07] Nagatoro
What do you think of it, Senpai?
[05:11] Senpai
I just think it's amazing.
[05:14] Nagatoro
Amazingly hot?
[05:15] Senpai
No!
[05:16] Senpai
A solid foundation of life drawing skills!
A masterful command of the oil medium!
[05:19] Senpai
A perfect sense of composition!
[05:20] Senpai
And a selfless commitment to art!
[05:22] Senpai
It's amazing for all those reasons!
[05:25] Nagatoro
Are you sure?
[05:27] Gamo
He's hilariously desperate.
[05:28] Sakura
You're way too sus.
[05:30] Sakura
Super sus!
[05:33] Gamo
You're just going to have to draw something
amazing to compete with her, Paisen.
[05:38] Nagatoro
Sure.
[05:39] Nagatoro
I wouldn't mind modeling for you.
[05:42] Nagatoro
If you really insist,
I wouldn't mind wearing my swimsuit.
[05:46] Senpai
No way!
[05:47] Senpai
I don't stand a chance!
[05:48] Nagatoro
Yeah, right.
[05:49] Nagatoro
You really want to draw
something pervy, don't you?
[05:52] Senpai
Th-That's not the point.
[05:54] Nagatoro
What, then?
[05:56] Senpai
I'm just not confident that I can
draw anything that can compete
[06:00] ---
with quality of the president's work.
[06:01] Senpai
That's all.
[06:05] Gamo
He's right. He can't.
[06:08] Gamo
She's way ahead.
[06:10] Gamo
She's got more to work with.
[06:18] Nagatoro
Excuse me?
[06:21] Gamo
Don't get so upset.
[06:22] Gamo
I'm just talking in terms of what sells.
[06:24] Gamo
I'm not dissing you, Hayacchi.
[06:27] Nagatoro
You are dissing me.
[06:28] Gamo
No, I mean, there's definitely
a market for slender girls.
[06:32] Gamo
But you're modeling for
a piece for the masses.
[06:34] Gamo
And especially if there's going
to be a popularity ranking...
[06:37] Yoshi
Shaky, shaky!
[06:37] Gamo
Power is might!
[06:39] Gamo
You just don't have enough power, you know?
[06:40] Yoshi
Shaky, shaky!
[06:44] Gamo
Just look at the president's figure.
[06:48] Gamo
Her boobs.
[06:49] Gamo
Her ass.
[06:49] Gamo
And her slim waist.
[06:52] Gamo
She's got insane curves.
[06:53] Gamo
You need power to win a battle.
[06:57] Yoshi
Justice!
[06:58] Gamo
Being a little cute is no match
for overwhelming power.
[07:03] Sakura
But a speck in the dust.
[07:06] Gamo
How insignificant you are.
[07:08] Yoshi
Just scum.
[07:09] Yoshi
Just trash.
[07:11] Senpai
Th-That's uncalled for!
[07:15] Senpai
I don't think less of Nagatoro
than I do the president.
[07:20] Senpai
The president has her charms,
and Nagatoro has hers.
[07:28] Nagatoro
Well? Well?
[07:29] Nagatoro
Did you hear that?
[07:29] Nagatoro
That's coming from an actual virgin!
[07:32] Nagatoro
Apologize!
[07:33] Gamo
Sure, sure, sorry.
[07:35] Yoshi
Sorry.
[07:35] Sakura
Sorry.
[07:36] Nagatoro
Jeez, you could just be more honest.
[07:39] Sakura
I just meant that as someone
who knows about art.
[07:41] Gamo
Still, though, you don't have enough power.
[07:45] Gamo
Like, you don't have impact.
[07:46] Gamo
Maybe a nude, I guess.
[07:48] Senpai
Th-That won't do!
[07:50] Gamo
Cosplay, then?
[07:52] Senpai
I don't have any costumes.
[07:56] Nagatoro
What do you think?
[07:57] Sakura
Costumes galore!
[07:58] Gamo
Damn.
[08:00] Gamo
Where did you get all this?
[08:01] Nagatoro
I borrowed it from the needlecraft club.
[08:04] Nagatoro
I-I bet you like this one.
[08:07] Senpai
Like what?
[08:08] Nagatoro
Clothes you can't see if you're a virgin.
[08:10] Senpai
I can't draw that!
[08:13] Gamo
Well, good luck.
[08:15] Gamo
If you don't beat the president,
the club's shutting down.
[08:19] Senpai
I have to beat the president,
or the club's shutting down.
[08:28] Senpai
But how do I beat her?
[08:41] Senpai
This is going to be brutal.
[09:02] Nagatoro
Hey, officer!
[09:04] Nagatoro
There's a suspicious creeper over here!
[09:07] Senpai
Wait! Stop it!
[09:07] Nagatoro
He's defiling a high school
girl with his eyes!
[09:12] Nagatoro
Are you sure that's going to cut it, though?
[09:16] Nagatoro
Can you really compete with the aggression
of her sexy art with that plain drawing?
[09:23] Senpai
But I think the everyday is fine.
[09:33] Nagatoro
Don't worry.
[09:36] Nagatoro
I'll make sure you win, Senpai.
[09:47] Nagatoro
What do you think?
[09:50] Senpai
Yeah.
[09:56] Nagatoro
You aren't making any progress.
[09:59] Senpai
Sorry.
[10:00] Senpai
I couldn't figure out the composition.
[10:03] Nagatoro
It's okay.
[10:04] Nagatoro
Let's move on.
[10:10] Nagatoro
Are you done drawing?
[10:12] Senpai
Yeah, kinda.
[10:16] Nagatoro
You took plenty of time.
[10:18] Senpai
I mean, cosplay is...
[10:23] Nagatoro
All right.
[10:25] Nagatoro
If nothing else works...
[10:31] Nagatoro
How's this?
[10:33] Senpai
Y-Yeah...
[10:35] Nagatoro
You're still being iffy.
[10:38] Nagatoro
How much do I have to undress?
[10:40] Gamo
'Sup?
[10:43] Sakura
Oh, man.
[10:44] Yoshi
Sexy.
[10:45] Gamo
Wow!
[10:46] Gamo
You might actually beat
the president with this.
[10:50] Gamo
The angel's cleavage!
[10:54] Nagatoro
Hey!
[10:55] Yoshi
What a huge rack!
[10:56] Sakura
An eye for an eye, lewds for lewds!
[11:00] Nagatoro
Stop it! Jeez!
[11:03] Gamo
Sorry.
[11:05] Senpai
I really think she can just be her usual self.
[11:08] Gamo
Huh? What are you talking about?
[11:11] Gamo
Look at how much effort
Hayacchi's putting in for you.
[11:13] Yoshi
You're just asking for misfortune.
[11:15] Senpai
Sorry, I'm done with that kind of thing.
[11:19] Nagatoro
What are you doing, then?
[11:22] Senpai
Well...
[11:24] Nagatoro
You're going to lose, you know?
[11:27] (Flashback) President
If you don't care to take
the art club seriously...
SIGN Club Termination Form
[11:31] (Flashback) President
I ought to shut down the club.
[11:37] Senpai
Sorry, but I'm going to
draw on my own this time.
[11:42] Senpai
If I get Nagatoro involved in a
competition and lose horribly,
[11:45] ---
it's going to humiliate Nagatoro, too.
[11:49] Nagatoro
I'm not bothered by that.
[11:51] Senpai
No.
[11:53] Senpai
This is between me and the president.
[11:59] Nagatoro
Fine.
[12:01] Nagatoro
It's president this, president that...
[12:03] Nagatoro
Why don't you just have
the president model, then?
[12:10] Sakura
Uh-oh.
[12:11] Sakura
She left dressed like that.
[12:14] Gamo
She'll find somewhere to get changed.
[12:16] Gamo
Okay, let's go, guys.
[12:17] Sakura
Senpai, you loser.
[12:19] Yoshi
Loser!
SIGN DON'T TOY WITH ME,
MISS NAGATORO
SIGN You Could Be More Honest, Senpai♥
SIGN Art Room #1
SIGN (Second and first-years enter through other door)
[12:51] Senpai
What's this?
[12:59] Senpai
She's splitting up our
working area, too, huh?
[13:02] Senpai
The president sure is quick to act.
[13:07] Senpai
I don't want to lose the club.
[13:09] Senpai
I gotta do what I can.
[13:11] Senpai
Time to give it a shot.
[13:41] President
That's a dull piece you're working on.
[13:43] Senpai
P-President!
[13:47] Senpai
And why are you dressed like that?!
[13:49] President
I was taking pictures for my new piece.
[13:58] Senpai
Is it no good?
[14:01] President
Yeah, it's no good.
[14:03] President
When you're presenting to a large audience,
[14:06] ---
it's not the practice, but the piece.
[14:08] President
What is the most important thing for a piece?
[14:12] Senpai
Um...
[14:16] Senpai
A theme, I guess?
[14:19] President
No.
[14:21] President
Love.
[14:23] Senpai
Love?!
[14:25] Senpai
That's a big one.
[14:27] President
The only passion you have in this piece
is to make it look nice and tidy.
[14:37] Nagatoro
Hey...
[14:38] Nagatoro
How are you doing—
[14:46] Senpai
No, the president's not modeling!
[14:50] Senpai
She's just here to check on me!
[15:06] President
After her!
[15:07] President
Art is thus to pursue!
[15:13] President
Don't lose her!
[15:17] Senpai
The president's talking
way over my head, but...
[15:26] Senpai
Nagatoro...
[15:36] Senpai
Nagatoro!
[15:51] Nagatoro
What do you want?
[15:56] Senpai
I chased her down,
but what am I supposed to say?
[15:59] Senpai
No, what am I even trying to do?
[16:03] Person 1
Hey, it's Hayacchi.
[16:05] Person 1
Hey.
[16:06] Person 2
'Sup?
[16:08] Person 1
Oh, are you two busy?
[16:10] Person 2
Is he hitting on you?
[16:13] Nagatoro
No.
[16:14] Nagatoro
He's a creepy stalker.
[16:17] Senpai
N-No!
[16:21] Nagatoro
Bleah!
[16:24] Person 1
Should we tell a teacher?
[16:26] Person 2
Y-Yeah...
[16:27] Senpai
Damn her!
[16:34] (Flashback) Nagatoro
I'm a first-year.
[16:36] (Flashback) Nagatoro
Are you a second-year?
[16:38] (Flashback) Senpai
Y-Yeah.
[16:41] (Flashback) Nagatoro
You're my senpai, then.
[16:48] (Flashback) Nagatoro
Call me Nagatoro from now on.
[16:50] (Flashback) Nagatoro
Let's get to know each other, Senpai.
[16:54] (Flashback) Senpai
G-Get off me.
[16:56] (Flashback) Nagatoro
Nope.
[16:57] (Flashback) Nagatoro
You're my prey now, Senpai.
[17:09] (Flashback) Senpai
Y-You're not going to get anything
good out of connecting with me.
[17:13] (Flashback) Nagatoro
I don't think that's true.
[17:26] (Flashback) Nagatoro
If there's somewhere you
want to go with someone,
[17:29] (Flashback) Nagatoro
you could always try asking them.
[17:46] (Flashback) Nagatoro
What's this? What is this?
[18:08] (Flashback) Nagatoro
See you, Senpai.
[18:30] Senpai
Nagatoro.
[18:31] Senpai
Hey.
[18:33] Senpai
I still think...
[18:42] Senpai
Nagatoro! Please!
[18:46] Senpai
I want you to model for me.
[18:55] Nagatoro
Have the president do it.
[18:58] Senpai
N-No, I want to draw...
[19:01] Nagatoro
Just go make some nasty art of the president!
[19:25] Senpai
I want to draw you!
[19:28] Senpai
Just the way you always are!
[19:33] Nagatoro
Why me?
[19:35] Nagatoro
And what do you mean,
"the way you always are"?
[19:40] Senpai
Because the way you always are...
[19:45] Senpai
is what's the most attractive to me.
[19:53] Nagatoro
Seriously, Senpai...
[19:55] Nagatoro
You're a creep!
[20:23] Nagatoro
You creep!
[22:02] Nagatoro
How's it going?
[22:03] Nagatoro
Is it going to turn out good?
[22:09] Senpai
Yeah, pretty good.
[22:11] Nagatoro
Really?
[22:13] Nagatoro
I don't really get it, though.
[22:18] Nagatoro
What's so great about my usual self?
[22:20] Nagatoro
I still recommend some flashy cosplay.
[22:25] Senpai
That's good, too, but so are things
you notice in ordinary times.
[22:31] Nagatoro
Like what?
[22:33] Senpai
Like how cute you are.
[22:51] Nagatoro
What?
[22:52] Nagatoro
What did you say just now?
[22:54] Senpai
N-No, I...
[22:55] Nagatoro
C? C?
[22:57] Nagatoro
Cu?
[22:57] Senpai
N-N-Nothing!
[22:58] Nagatoro
Cu?
[23:01] ---
Nothing!
[23:02] Nagatoro
Cu?
[23:03] ---
Nothing!
[23:09] Person 1
I see.
[23:11] Person 1
I understand your position.
[23:14] Person 1
Either way, we'll make a decision
on the day of the event.
[23:25] Nagatoro
Points of improvement for today.
[23:27] Nagatoro
The next one's the last one, Senpai.
[23:29] Senpai
I'll finally be free.
[23:31] Nagatoro
Are you happy?
[23:32] Nagatoro
Are you happy that you'll be free from me?
[23:35] Senpai
No...
[23:36] Senpai
I think I'm sad.
[23:38] Nagatoro
Senpai, you're a creep.
E12 - Has Spring Come Even for You, the Unpopular Loner Louse Senpai? / Did You Hear Her Talk About Love, Senpai?
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SIGN DON'T TOY WITH ME,
SIGN DON'T TOY WITH ME,
SIGN DON'T TOY WITH ME,
SIGN DON'T TOY WITH ME,
SIGN MISS NAGATORO
SIGN MISS NAGATORO
SIGN MISS NAGATORO
SIGN MISS NAGATORO
SIGN DON'T TOY WITH ME, MISS NAGATORO
SIGN DON'T TOY WITH ME, MISS NAGATORO
SIGN DON'T TOY WITH ME, MISS NAGATORO
SIGN Has Spring Come Even for You, the Unpopular Loner Louse Senpai?
[01:32] Gamo
Uh-huh.
[01:34] Yoshi
Hmm...
[01:36] Sakura
Well, well...
[01:38] Gamo
I have so much to say about this...
[01:41] Gamo
But I think they turned out pretty well, huh?
[01:43] Sakura
Such a lovely aura.
[01:46] Yoshi
Lovely!
[01:49] Gamo
What's the concept?
[01:52] Sakura
A-A day in Nagatoro's life, I guess.
[02:01] Gamo
Man, this is such a...
[02:06] Gamo
boyfriend's perspective?
[02:08] Yoshi
Disgustingly sweet!
[02:09] Senpai
N-No!
[02:12] Senpai
I just thought I could make some good art
if I could draw Nagatoro's daily life.
[02:20] Nagatoro
Hey, it was a pretty good effort,
coming from you.
[02:23] Nagatoro
Although it has creepy virgin vibes.
[02:26] Senpai
Stop it!
[02:26] Gamo
Yeah?
[02:28] Gamo
So, the problem now...
[02:31] Gamo
Is the president's picture.
[02:40] Gamo
All right.
[02:40] Gamo
It doesn't sound like she's there.
[02:42] Gamo
Let's go gather intel.
[02:44] Yoshi
Recon!
[02:44] Sakura
Let's go!
[02:46] Gamo
Pardon us.
[02:48] Sakura
Is she not here?
[02:49] Sakura
Nope.
[02:53] Nagatoro
Huh? Aren't you going, Senpai?
[02:56] Senpai
N-No, I...
[02:58] Senpai
I don't want to see her amazing art
and become demoralized.
[03:03] Nagatoro
You're so negative.
[03:06] Nagatoro
Don't worry, though.
[03:09] Nagatoro
She might be the queen of the lewds,
but you can still beat her.
[03:13] Nagatoro
I modeled hard, after all.
[03:16] Senpai
I hope you're right.
[03:18] Sakura
Toro-chan, hurry up.
[03:20] Nagatoro
Okay.
[03:20] Gamo
Leave the loser behind.
[03:23] Gamo
So, where is it?
[03:25] Yoshi
Where is it?
[03:25] Sakura
Is this it?
[03:27] Nagatoro
Let's see.
[03:32] Gamo
Hayacchi!
[03:34] Gamo
R-Retreat!
[03:36] Gamo
Hayacchi's down!
[03:39] Yoshi
Killed in action!
[03:40] Senpai
Nagatoro!
[03:45] Nagatoro
Breast violence.
[03:48] Gamo
The last one was insane,
but this one's doubly insane.
[03:56] Senpai
Seriously?
[03:57] Gamo
The queen of lewds has become
the demon queen of lewds!
[04:02] Yoshi
Cackle, cackle!
[04:04] Nagatoro
It's not funny!
[04:07] Gamo
Sorry.
[04:08] Gamo
We need to come up with a solution.
[04:13] Gamo
All right.
[04:13] Gamo
Let's do this.
[04:16] Gamo
Hayacchi strips down for the team, too.
[04:20] Nagatoro
No, again, I don't need that.
[04:23] Sakura
Indeed.
[04:26] Sakura
Fighting might with might and lewds with
lewds can only bring about more misery.
[04:33] Gamo
What do we do, then?
[04:35] Sakura
If she's going to use her naughty bits,
[04:39] ---
we have to take advantage
of her weak bits, too.
[04:43] Senpai
Er, you don't have to do anything too crazy.
[04:46] Senpai
This is...
[04:49] Senpai
between Nagatoro and me.
[04:56] Nagatoro
Yeah, you're right.
[04:57] Nagatoro
This is our problem.
[05:01] Gamo
Come on. Don't be like that.
[05:03] Gamo
We'll produce something awesome for you.
[05:15] President
There.
[05:17] President
It's done.
SIGN Kazehaya High School Culture Festival
[05:28] President
How is your piece coming along?
[05:30] Senpai
I th-think it's turning out well.
[05:34] President
I see.
[05:43] President
I'm not holding back,
even against my underclassman.
[05:46] President
Hit me with a soulful work of passion.
[05:49] Senpai
R-Right.
[05:56] Senpai
What she says is impressive,
but she's always so dramatic.
[06:01] Senpai
P-President?
[06:03] President
What is it?
[06:04] Senpai
Wh-What's that strap?
[06:07] President
Oh, this?
[06:10] President
It seems to be trendy in class.
[06:13] President
Someone gave me their extra.
[06:17] Senpai
What are those girls doing?
[06:17] President
Come to think of it,
this looks like that cat-ear girl.
SIGN Kazehaya High School Culture Festival
SIGN 65th
[06:25] President
The theme is oppression and liberty.
SIGN Class 1-6
Find the Person
Unnun-ya
[06:28] President
I have used the human figure as my motif.
[06:30] President
It is an eternal theme that I will
endlessly pursue as an artist.
[06:35] President
It's one that can never be avoided.
[06:39] President
I'd like for many people to see it.
[06:41] Person 1
Thank you very much!
[06:43] Senpai
She's so amazing.
[06:44] Person 1
Let's speak to the second art club, as well.
[06:45] Senpai
She's so well-spoken, even
in front of the camera.
[06:48] Person 1
A word of encouragement for
the culture festival, please.
[06:50] Senpai
Huh? Er...
[06:55] Senpai
Oh, um, uh... My th-theme is...
[06:58] Senpai
I'm just hoping to express the charm
of the girl who m-modeled for me.
[07:03] Person 1
I see, I see.
[07:04] Person 1
Thank you very much!
[07:06] Senpai
I can't.
[07:06] Person 1
That concludes our interviews
with the art club.
[07:07] Senpai
I can't talk properly.
[07:08] Gamo
Hold it!
[07:12] Yoshi
Torocat Two!
[07:16] Sakura
Torocat Three!
[07:21] Nagatoro
Torocat One.
[07:24] Person 1
What's this? It's the Torocats that
everyone has been talking about!
[07:31] Gamo
Come on!
[07:32] Gamo
Dance! Dance!
[07:44] Nagatoro
I'mma toy with you.
[07:47] Person 1
It's the Toying With You Dance
that's taken the school by storm!
SIGN Frankfurters
SIGN Pancakes
[07:53] Person 1
Rumor has it that many wish to
be toyed with by the Torocats.
[07:56] Person 1
Why have they emerged here?
SIGN Fortune
Telling
[07:59] Person 2
The Torocats are here?
[08:00] Person 3
Huh?
[08:01] Person 4
So cute!
[08:02] Person 5
The outfit's so well-made.
[08:07] Nagatoro
I'mma toy with you.
[08:11] Gamo
All right, let's move on to the next phase.
[08:14] Yoshi
Go, go.
[08:15] Nagatoro
Fine, fine.
[08:17] Nagatoro
Meow'sup?
[08:18] ---
She's over here.
[08:19] Person 5
M-Meow'sup?
[08:21] Person 5
We're holding an art exhibition here today.
[08:24] Person 4
Oh, really?
[08:26] Nagatoro
Just come check it out.
[08:29] Nagatoro
Well?
[08:31] Nagatoro
Don't you think they're awesome?
[08:35] Person 3
They're pretty awesome!
[08:37] Person 2
They're so cute.
[08:41] Person 4
I'd love to go out with her.
[08:43] Gamo
Now! Mess with them!
[08:46] Yoshi
Action!
[08:50] Nagatoro
Uh-huh.
[08:54] Gamo
What do you mean, "uh-huh"?
[08:55] Sakura
Don't underestimate the Torocats!
[08:57] Yoshi
Don't!
[09:01] Yoshi
Action!
[09:04] Yoshi
Gross, you'd date that? You creep.
[09:06] Yoshi
You're so creepy.
[09:09] Person 2
I want to, too.
[09:11] Yoshi
Creep, creep, creep, creep....
[09:13] Person 2
Stop it!
[09:15] Person 1
So there we have it.
[09:16] Person 1
If you'd like to be toyed with,
come to the second art room.
[09:34] Person 2
Oh, damn...
[09:36] Person 3
Is this even okay?
[09:37] Person 2
It's so powerful.
[09:39] Person 3
Hot.
[09:40] Person 2
So cute!
[09:42] Person 3
I'd love to date her.
[09:48] Senpai
The president's still getting more traffic.
[09:53] Nagatoro
Come on! Come check it out.
[09:56] Nagatoro
Come on.
[09:57] Nagatoro
Come check it out.
[09:59] Senpai
But I think I'm faring better than I hoped,
thanks to Nagatoro and the others.
[10:06] Person 2
Toy with me, Torocat!
[10:09] Nagatoro
Your haircut's gross.
[10:11] Person 2
Maybe I'll shave it off, then.
[10:14] Nagatoro
Gross! Gross! Gross!
[10:25] Person 3
Um...
[10:27] Person 3
Are you with this art club?
[10:29] Senpai
Huh?
[10:30] Senpai
Y-Yes.
[10:32] Person 4
Did you draw all these yourself?
[10:34] Senpai
Y-Yeah, I guess.
[10:36] Person 4
Wow!
[10:38] Person 3
You're so good at drawing!
[10:40] Senpai
Nah, not really.
[10:42] Person 3
Teach me how to draw sometime.
[10:46] Senpai
S-Sure, I guess.
[10:49] Person 3
Really? I can't wait!
[10:53] Person 4
Teach me, too.
[10:59] Gamo
Paisen, Hayacchi, go have lunch.
[11:02] Nagatoro
I don't think we should
leave right now, though.
[11:06] Gamo
Don't worry about it.
[11:08] Gamo
Torocats Two and Three will handle things
while Torocat One is gone.
[11:14] Gamo
Right?
[11:16] Sakura
Yup, yup.
[11:17] Sakura
You'll do better work if you take
some breaks every now and then.
[11:32] Sakura
I had him take my spot because it's so hot.
[11:36] Person 6
Um, thank you—
[11:40] Gamo
Damn it! You should have told me!
[11:42] Gamo
I held this guy's shoulder!
[11:50] Senpai
W-Want to go grab lunch?
[11:57] Nagatoro
O-Okay.
SIGN Photography Club
SIGN Literature Club
Book Reading
SIGN Fortune-Telling
SIGN Performance
[12:03] Nagatoro
Good for you.
[12:04] Nagatoro
You got a lot of attention from the girls.
[12:07] Senpai
What?
[12:08] Nagatoro
Has spring come for you,
the unpopular loner louse senpai?
[12:12] Senpai
What do you mean, "spring"?
[12:15] Nagatoro
Who do you think you are?
[12:18] Nagatoro
Creep.
[12:21] Senpai
I got a lot of compliments.
[12:25] Senpai
But that was because the
paintings turned out well.
[12:28] Senpai
And that's because you modeled for me.
[12:37] Nagatoro
Are you trying to kiss up to me?
[12:40] Senpai
No!
[12:41] Senpai
That's not it.
[12:43] Senpai
It wouldn't have turned out like
this if I'd done it by myself.
[12:49] Senpai
Thanks.
[13:00] Nagatoro
Stop being so gross.
[13:02] Nagatoro
You creep.
[13:05] Nagatoro
Jeez.
[13:07] Nagatoro
Senpai.
[13:19] Nagatoro
All right, let's wrap up the
rest of the day, Senpai!
[13:24] Senpai
Y-Yeah.
[13:25] Nagatoro
You need to be more enthusiastic.
[13:27] Nagatoro
You're going to...
[13:27] President
Don't touch my piece!
[13:37] Person 1
Please come to the student guidance office.
[13:41] Nagatoro
Er...
SIGN Student Guidance Office
[13:46] President
I've received permission for the exhibit.
SIGN Did You Hear Her Talk About Love, Senpai?
[13:48] President
This is tyranny!
[13:49] Person 1
We said we would decide depending on
the response on the day of the event.
[13:53] Person 1
This may be art, but we are at school.
[13:58] Person 1
Moral order!
[13:59] Person 2
Moral order!
[14:03] President
I consider myself an artist.
[14:05] President
I'm ready to fight for the
right to free expression.
[14:10] Sakura
I think this means we win.
[14:14] Gamo
That was kind of anti-climactic.
[14:16] Yoshi
Victory without battle!
[14:20] Person 1
In any case, we forbid you to display
your piece during the culture festival.
[14:26] Senpai
H-Hold on a second!
[14:32] Person 1
What do you want?
[14:34] Senpai
Why?
[14:35] Senpai
What's wrong with the president's piece?
[14:38] Senpai
It was fine last year.
[14:41] Person 1
We received a report that she was using it
to play with the male students' lust.
[14:46] Person 1
We can't allow that to happen.
[14:48] Senpai
B-But...
[14:49] President
Enough.
[14:51] President
It just means my art didn't have the
power to sway the viewers' hearts.
[14:55] Senpai
That's not true!
[14:57] Senpai
I-I'm always struggling to figure out how to
make art the way you do, what I should draw.
[15:05] Senpai
B-But that's how I came to realize that
what I really want to draw, deep down,
[15:13] ---
is Nagatoro.
[15:18] Person 1
Just what is your point?
[15:20] Senpai
Oh, er, um... Well...
[15:23] Gamo
You're up. Go help him out.
[15:26] Nagatoro
Hey!
[15:30] Nagatoro
I don't know anything about art,
[15:33] ---
but even as a woman, I think it's pretty.
[15:39] Person 1
That's an entirely subjective opinion.
[15:42] Person 1
It doesn't mean anything.
[15:45] Gamo
Yoshi.
[15:53] Yoshi
U-Um...
[15:57] Yoshi
Th-There were some people who were
looking at it with sketchy eyes,
[16:01] ---
but there were lots who took it seriously, too.
[16:06] Yoshi
It's...
[16:09] ---
uh... amazing.
[16:19] Gamo
Whew...
[16:21] Gamo
It's not looking too good
for the president, is it?
[16:23] Sakura
That discipline committee president
seemed pretty stubborn.
[16:28] Yoshi
Sh-She's coming!
[16:33] Gamo
Looks like it didn't go well.
[16:40] Senpai
President...
[16:44] President
I was allowed to continue the exhibit
[16:47] ---
on the condition that I gather a survey
of the viewers and produce a report.
[16:54] President
I appreciate your support.
[16:58] Senpai
N-No, it was nothing.
[16:59] Nagatoro
We were just doing the right thing.
[17:02] Nagatoro
Although, you know...
[17:04] Nagatoro
We win now, right?
[17:07] Gamo
Right?
[17:08] President
You were disqualified from the competition.
SIGN Club Termination Form
SIGN We hereby declare this club terminated for the reasons given below.
[17:13] President
I'll take back shutting down the club.
[17:15] President
I'll talk to the student council.
[17:19] Nagatoro
Victory!
[17:20] President
That's fine by me.
[17:22] Senpai
Th-Thank you!
[17:28] Gamo
It's not over yet.
[17:30] Sakura
There has to be a penalty for you.
[17:34] Yoshi
Shave her bald!
[17:35] Senpai
No, it's okay!
[17:37] Senpai
You don't need to do that.
[17:38] Nagatoro
Stay out of this, Senpai!
[17:42] President
Indeed.
[17:43] President
That would only be fair.
[17:46] Nagatoro
Thanks for being so understanding, President.
[17:49] Gamo
What should your punishment be?
SIGN Kazehaya High School Culture Festival
[18:00] Senpai
Nagatoro?
[18:02] Senpai
Did you forget something?
[18:06] Senpai
Wh-Wh-Why are you dressed like that?!
[18:09] President
This is the fate of the defeated.
SIGN Torocat
Straps
300 yen/apiece
[18:12] President
I was forced to sell cat-ear merch.
[18:16] Senpai
Those girls...
[18:17] President
Although...
[18:19] President
This is humiliating, but it's
also a new form of oppression.
[18:25] President
It stimulates my creative desire.
[18:28] President
This may bring me unprecedented deliverance.
[18:30] Senpai
Just get changed already!
[18:32] Senpai
You're going to cause problems again!
[18:35] President
You're right.
[18:37] Senpai
Wh-What are you doing?!
[18:39] Gamo
Man, we sold out.
[18:41] Yoshi
We made a killing.
[18:43] Gamo
We should have made more.
[18:45] Sakura
Although that was never our original goal.
[18:51] Nagatoro
I'm going to go walk around.
[18:53] Gamo
Say hi to Paisen for me!
[18:55] Yoshi
Say hi!
[18:56] Sakura
See you later.
[19:01] Senpai
Don't do that here!
[19:03] President
I don't mind.
[19:05] Senpai
No, that's not the problem.
[19:07] Nagatoro
Senpai?
[19:14] Nagatoro
Where do you think you're undressing,
you bunny girl witch!
[19:21] President
I was kidding.
[19:22] Senpai
Don't touch my glasses.
[19:28] President
It is a little clumsy at times,
but every piece has a definite passion.
[19:35] President
I like them.
[19:38] Nagatoro
She's complimenting you, Senpai.
[19:41] Senpai
Y-Yeah.
[19:44] President
And more than anything...
[19:48] President
There's love.
[19:52] Senpai
L-L-Love?! But...
[19:52] President
They say, "Never underestimate a man you
haven't seen for more than three days."
[19:57] Nagatoro
You gave them your love?!
[19:59] Senpai
No, I-I mean...
[20:01] Senpai
Love isn't...
[20:03] President
You don't have love?
[20:05] Nagatoro
You don't?
[20:10] Person 1
The closing ceremony concert
will be held at the auditorium.
[20:14] Person 1
Please invite everyone and come to the venue.
[20:15] Nagatoro
A concert, huh?
[20:17] Person 1
I repeat...
[20:18] Nagatoro
That sounds fun.
[20:19] Person 1
The closing ceremony concert
will be held at the auditorium.
[20:22] Person 1
Please invite everyone and come to the venue.
[20:22] Senpai
W-Want to go check it out, then?
[20:26] Nagatoro
What did you say just now?
[20:28] Nagatoro
You're too mumbly. I couldn't hear.
[20:30] Senpai
I-I said, l-let's go together.
[20:34] Gamo
You're going to miss the concert!
[20:36] Sakura
There are going to be lots of hot guys.
[20:38] Yoshi
Let's party night!
[20:41] Nagatoro
Let's go, Senpai.
[20:48] Senpai
Yeah.
[22:53] Nagatoro
Time for your obligatory reward.
[22:56] Nagatoro
Close your eyes, please.
[22:58] Nagatoro
Hurry up.
[23:25] Nagatoro
Bleah!