E11 - So, this is Part 2 of the "What Story Is This?" arc...

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[00:02] Alvin
    Monsters threaten human life.
[00:05] Alvin
    They are opposed by brave adventurers!
[00:10] Alvin
    And I, Alvin, am one of them!
[00:15] Alvin
    Now in a party with Carla, the healer,
[00:18] Alvin
    my journey continues!
SIGN    Don't Hurt Me,
SIGN    Don't Hurt Me,
SIGN    My Healer!
SIGN    So, this is Part 2 of the "What Story Is This?" arc...
SIGN    C'mon, open it! At least try?
[01:58] Carla
    This is... a treasure chest, right?
[02:01] Alvin
    Yeah.
[02:02] Alvin
    But I never thought I would find
    myself mocked by a treasure chest.
SIGN    C'mon, open it! At least try?
[02:07] Alvin
    Or maybe mocked by a sign?
[02:09] Carla
    I think it's quite amazing.
[02:11] Carla
    It means you're an exceptional person.
[02:13] Alvin
    It's extremely upsetting.
[02:15] Alvin
    Who'd leave a treasure chest
    in the middle of the road?
[02:18] Alvin
    It's too strange.
[02:20] Carla
    It's definitely strange.
[02:22] Carla
    Well, should we open it?
[02:23] Alvin
    Ah, the strangeness is coming
    from inside the house.
[02:26] Carla
    You don't want to open it?
[02:28] Carla
    We are still adventurers,
    crumble though we are.
[02:31] Carla
    We really should open it!
[02:32] Alvin
    I think you meant "humble" there.
[02:34] Alvin
    And you'd have to be stupid to open
    something that obviously fishy...
[02:38] Alvin
    About as stupid as you are, I guess.
[02:41] Carla
    C-Cruelzo!
[02:43] Carla
    Did you just call me stupid?
[02:46] Carla
    Wait, maybe he said "student"
    and I just misheard.
[02:49] Carla
    Did you call me a stude—
[02:51] Alvin
    I said stupid.
[02:54] Carla
    You said stupid?
[02:56] Alvin
    No getting around that one, I'm afraid.
[02:58] Carla
    And by "stupid" you didn't mean
    "stupid cute" or something like that?
[03:03] Carla
    Like a puppy?
[03:04] Alvin
    No.
[03:05] Carla
    Come on, try to mean that!
[03:06] Alvin
    I refuse!
[03:07] Carla
    I'm begging you!
[03:09] Alvin
    Stop it! What are you doing?!
[03:10] Alvin
    Don't pull it! Let go!
[03:13] Anna
    Hey, you two.
[03:14] Alvin
    What?
[03:15] Anna
    I just checked it with my thief skills,
[03:18] Anna
    and there are no traps of any
    kind on the treasure chest.
[03:21] Alvin
    What?
[03:21] Alvin
    But it's such an obvious trap!
[03:24] Anna
    Maybe they gave it the trap-like
    trappings to keep people away?
[03:29] Anna
    I can't say for sure, but there
    might be a real treasure in there!
[03:33] Alvin
    There's no way...
[03:35] Alvin
    But I guess it's not impossible.
[03:37] Alvin
    And if the chest is there,
    we might as well try.
[03:40] Carla
    Open it! Open it! Open it!
SIGN    Open it! Scrub-brush!
[03:44] Carla
    Scrub-brush! Scrub-brush! Scrub-brush!
[03:45] Alvin
    Stop egging me on!
[03:49] Alvin
    If there aren't any traps,
    I might as well open it...
[03:52] Alvin
    But it'll probably be a prank, or a
    sign reading "Sorry! No treasure!"
[03:56] Anna
    Yeah, probably.
[03:58] Carla
    Scrub-brush.
[03:59] Anna
    Oh, wait a minute!
[04:01] Anna
    Although there are no traps
    on the chest itself—
[04:07] Anna
    I was about to say, there are frequently 
    traps around a treasure chest,
[04:11] Anna
    so you should be careful...
[04:13] Anna
    But I guess I was too late.
[04:16] Carla
    Alvin-san's special talent.
[04:19] Carla
    The hole-in-one.
[04:27] Carla
    A-A-Are you all right?
[04:29] Alvin
    Yeah.
[04:30] Carla
    Were you hurt?
[04:32] Alvin
    Yeah.
[04:33] Alvin
    You don't seem bothered in the slightest!
[04:35] Carla
    Can you get out?
[04:37] Alvin
    Hang on. Let's see.
[04:40] Alvin
    I guess not.
[04:42] Anna
    I was just thinking...
[04:45] Alvin
    What is it?
[04:46] sign
    m 0 0 l 211 0 l 211 75 l 0 75
SIGN    1 Mushroom 1 Person on a side-quest             
    
        gathering medicinal herbs and edible plants
[04:46] Anna
    Altargaia is knowledgeable about medicinal
    herbs and other plants, right?
[04:50] Kinoko
    These are good for diarrhea.
[04:53] Ryoko
    My!
[04:54] Ryoko
    We really picked a lot!
[04:57] Anna
    Ryoko-san has incredible storage skills.
[05:01] Anna
    I have a fair amount of thief skills.
[05:04] Alvin
    Yeah.
[05:05] Anna
    Carla-chan is a holy woman.
[05:07] Alvin
    There's room for debate on that one!
[05:09] Carla
    Objection!
[05:10] Alvin
    Quiet, you!
[05:11] Anna
    In other words, we all have our
    personal skills and specialties.
[05:16] Alvin
    Can we not go here?
[05:17] Anna
    But you, quite frankly—
[05:19] Carla
    Anna-san!
[05:20] Carla
    Please don't say that.
[05:22] Alvin
    Could you not dust yourself off right there?
[05:24] Carla
    A person's worth isn't decided by
    how useful or useless they are.
[05:28] Alvin
    And you're standing on my mantle.
[05:31] Carla
    Besides, Alvin-san has a lot of good points!
[05:34] Alvin
    Let's hear them!
[05:36] Carla
    Well, you know... the things!
[05:39] Alvin
    You don't know.
[05:41] Carla
    I do so!
[05:43] Carla
    You just have so many good points,
    I can't figure out where to start!
[05:46] Carla
    In one moment's thought,
    I came up with 200 million!
[05:49] Alvin
    Liar. You haven't thought of a single—
[05:51] Alvin
    Wait, 200 million?!
[05:52] Alvin
    That's the number children
    use when they're lying!
[05:55] Alvin
    At least say a hundred!
[05:57] Carla
    A hundred good points?
    Don't you think highly of yourself!
[06:01] Alvin
    Yeah, right!
[06:03] Alvin
    Whatever. You're trying to say
    I don't have any good points.
[06:06] Carla
    That's not true!
[06:08] Carla
    Here's one!
[06:10] Carla
    Those tin plates you're always wearing
[06:12] Carla
    are great for grilling meat!
[06:13] Alvin
    What are you talking about?
[06:15] Alvin
    And that doesn't even
    qualify as a good point!
[06:17] Carla
    Number two!
[06:18] Alvin
    No one asked!
[06:22] Alvin
    You've got nothing!
[06:23] Carla
    Here's one!
[06:24] Carla
    You can also grill fish!
[06:26] Alvin
    In other words, nothing!
[06:28] Anna
    Carla-chan, Carla-chan.
[06:30] Anna
    Don't forget...
[06:31] Carla
    Oh, that's right.
[06:33] Carla
    I forgot something very important!
[06:35] Carla
    First, you need to add oil!
[06:37] Carla
    It'll burn if you don't.
[06:39] Alvin
    I don't care how you do it!
[06:40] Alvin
    Why are you talking about
    using my armor to cook?!
[06:45] Alvin
    You're supposed to be talking 
    about my good points!
[06:46] Alvin
    At least say I'm nice or something!
[06:49] Carla
    Y-You can cook rice, too?!
[06:52] Carla
    The wonders of civilization!
[06:54] Alvin
    Just rip my ears off!
[07:15] Anna
    Don't push yourself too hard!
[07:17] Alvin
    What exactly are you doing?
[07:18] Anna
    Well? Can you get out now?
[07:21] Alvin
    Why would you even think that?
[07:22] Carla
    Very strange...
[07:24] Alvin
    Talking about yourself, now?
[07:25] Carla
    The moment I said, "Pah!"
[07:28] Carla
    I thought you'd "vwoop" out of the hole
[07:29] Alvin
    Boop!
[07:30] Carla
    and land like "boop!"
[07:31] Carla
    It wasn't a dream!
[07:33] Carla
    But I guess I can't do it
    like the professionals do.
[07:36] Carla
    Whew, that was hard work!
[07:38] Alvin
    The professionals?
[07:40] Carla
    You don't know it? The famous ones!
[07:42] Alvin
    I seriously have no idea
    what you're talking about!
[07:44] Anna
    Come on! Carla-chan is working
    very hard to try and save you!
[07:48] Anna
    You need to put in the work, too!
[07:50] Alvin
    Come on, I'm stuck in here and can't get—
[07:53] Alvin
    Hey, I'm more mobile than I thought I was!
[07:56] Anna
    See?
[07:57] Alvin
    Sorry...
[07:58] Alvin
    I might just be able to pull myself out!
[08:01] Carla
    Wait one minute.
[08:03] Carla
    I'm going to try and save you.
[08:05] Carla
    Per-so-nall-y!
[08:08] Alvin
    Seriously, it's fine.
[08:09] Alvin
    I can probably get myself out.
[08:10] Carla
    No, pushing yourself is forbidden.
[08:12] Alvin
    Seriously, it's fine!
[08:13] Carla
    Please, accept my offer.
[08:15] Carla
    If you're not careful,
    you might tear yourself in half.
[08:18] Carla
    Just leave this to me.
[08:19] Alvin
    I won't tear myself in half! I'm fine!
[08:22] Carla
    No, there's a roughly 90%
    chance that you will.
[08:24] Anna
    Let her do it!
[08:26] Anna
    I think Carla-chan really wants to help you!
[08:28] Alvin
    What a freaking pain!
[08:30] Alvin
    Fine.
[08:32] Alvin
    All right, Carla, help me out.
[08:36] Carla
    I-Indeed I shall!
[08:41] Anna
    Carla-chan?
[08:42] Carla
    I know I typically annoy him,
    but we've been through so much...
[08:47] Carla
    Enough to suggest that I'm going to 
    keep annoying him in the future,
[08:49] Carla
    but he'll tolerate it better
    if I get on his good side now!
[08:53] Carla
    All right, time is money, people!
[08:54] Carla
    We'll start from the part
    where you ask me for help—
[08:56] Alvin
    Up I go.
[08:58] Alvin
    Boy, I'm all dirty.
[09:01] Alvin
    I better find somewhere to wash off.
[09:02] Carla
    Are you just playing with my feelings?!
[09:05] Alvin
    It was pretty obvious you
    were plotting against me.
[09:08] Carla
    Monster! Beast! Devil! Cultist!
    Lord of Darkness! Emperor of Darkness!
[09:12] Carla
    River demon! Force of darkness!
    Holy warrior of light!
[09:13] Alvin
    H-Hang on...
[09:15] Alvin
    Hey, you mixed a nice one in there!
[09:16] Carla
    So many appropriate titles,
    I don't know where to start!
[09:18] Carla
    It's a night parade of shame!
[09:20] Alvin
    What?!
[09:22] Alvin
    Now, then...
[09:25] Carla
    You aren't going to open it?
[09:27] Carla
    We know there are no traps
    on the chest itself.
[09:30] Carla
    You really should just open it already.
[09:32] Carla
    How long are you going to drag this out?
[09:34] Alvin
    But there are definitely
    traps around it, right?
[09:37] Alvin
    In other words, someone put the
    chest here for malicious purposes.
[09:41] Alvin
    That makes it an obvious prank.
    No need to open it at all.
[09:45] Anna
    He's chickening out.
[09:47] Anna
    You're embarrassed about falling
    for that cheap, little trap,
[09:50] Anna
    so you want to get out of
    here ASAP. I understand.
[09:52] Alvin
    Can you not bring it up again?
[09:54] Carla
    It's all right.
[09:56] Carla
    It appears our bold front-liner
    is chickening out.
[09:59] Carla
    Very well.
[10:01] Carla
    I'll open it instead.
[10:03] Carla
    The giant chicken can just stand back there.
[10:06] Carla
    My hopes aren't particularly high,
[10:09] Carla
    but come demon, come serpent...
[10:11] Carla
    come snake...
[10:13] Carla
    come viper...
[10:15] Carla
    Actually, what if it's a really big snake?
[10:20] Alvin
    Ka-boom!
[10:22] Carla
    Wh-Wh-What are you doing?!
[10:24] Alvin
    Sorry, I couldn't help it.
[10:25] Anna
    Don't shout at people like that!
[10:27] Alvin
    I'm really sorry!
[10:28] Anna
    You'll pay for this!
[10:29] Carla
    Unforgivable!
[10:30] Carla
    Sue-the-pants-off-you Stance!
[10:32] Anna
    She's revealed it!
    That ancient martial arts stance!
[10:35] Carla
    I'll ruin you! I'll see you in court!
[10:45] Alvin
    Who are you again?
[10:46] Mimic
    Who am I again?
[10:48] Mimic
    I'm a mimic.
[10:50] Mimic
    I was in there!
[10:51] Carla
    In there?
[10:55] Mimic
    Now, look at what you've done!
[10:57] Alvin
    What?
[10:58] Mimic
    I've been waiting in there for three days.
[11:01] Mimic
    And now it's all for nothing!
[11:03] Alvin
    I really didn't mean any harm!
[11:05] Anna
    The poor little guy! You're so mean!
[11:08] Carla
    Mayor Mean of Mean City.
[11:10] Mimic
    First, you wasted so much time falling
    into that stupid, little pit trap!
[11:14] Mimic
    I was supposed to be the main event here!
[11:16] Alvin
    But she said there were no traps!
[11:18] Mimic
    Really scaring you guys could've
    been my ticket to a promotion!
[11:23] Anna
    My trap detection skill
    doesn't pick up mimics!
[11:26] Mimic
    I'm getting a pay cut for this for sure!
[11:28] Carla
    Anna-san, he's still just a beginner.
[11:31] Mimic
    You heard that?
[11:35] Carla
    I'm sorry about our little fool.
[11:37] Carla
    He's still learning. Please forgive him.
[11:40] Carla
    But he is an excellent
    cooking appliance, so...
[11:45] Alvin
    Not sure how that's supposed
    to make him feel better.
[11:47] Carla
    Besides, I think you've just
    misunderstood something.
[11:51] Carla
    That was just a rehearsal.
[11:54] Mimic
    A rehearsal?
[11:55] Carla
    Of course!
[11:57] Carla
    Even the world's best dancer can't go
    from zero to the stage in one night!
[12:01] Carla
    A professional performance
    demands a rehearsal!
[12:04] Mimic
    That's true!
[12:06] Mimic
    Yeah, I thought something felt off there!
[12:09] Mimic
    Of course! It's a rehearsal!
[12:10] Mimic
    So you were testing how
    well my pit trap worked!
[12:13] Mimic
    Of course!
[12:14] Mimic
    I didn't think anybody would be stupid 
    enough to fall into that silly little trap!
[12:19] Carla
    Of course!
[12:20] Carla
    No one except for an adventurer
    with beginner level 100!
[12:24] sign
    C'mon, open it! At least try?
[12:25] Mimic
    Does that mean this is the real performance?
[12:28] Carla
    Yes!
[12:29] Mimic
    Great!
[12:30] Mimic
    I'm really gonna scare you this time!
[12:33] Carla
    And I'm going to be more
    scared than ever before!
[12:36] Mimic
    I can't wait!
[12:39] Alvin
    Can we get this over with?
[12:40] Mimic
    I'm counting on you!
[12:44] Alvin
    You got it backwards!
[12:47] Anna
    Okay!
[12:48] Anna
    We'll start from Carla-chan
    opening the treasure chest!
[12:52] Anna
    Six seconds to roll!
[12:54] Anna
    Five, four, three...
[12:56] Carla
    My goodness! I've stumbled
    upon a random treasure chest!
[13:00] Anna
    Huh? What?
[13:02] Alvin
    I don't think she understands
    what a countdown is.
[13:04] Carla
    What luck!
[13:06] Carla
    It must be good karma!
[13:09] Carla
    I should really get to opening it!
[13:12] Carla
    I'm opening it now!
[13:13] Carla
    I'm opening up on the count of three!
[13:16] Mimic
    On the count of three, right?
[13:18] Mimic
    Okay...
[13:19] Carla
    Ten!
[13:19] Mimic
    She's starting from 10?
[13:20] Carla
    Nine! Wait a minute...
[13:22] Carla
    What if there's a mimic in this chest?
[13:24] Mimic
    Sh-She's sharp!
[13:26] Mimic
    Does she know I'm in here?
[13:27] Carla
    That could really be trouble.
[13:30] Carla
    I've heard that mimics are
    very frightening monsters!
[13:33] Carla
    That their true form is that
    of a nightmare turned flesh!
[13:37] Carla
    Six arms, eight legs...
[13:39] Carla
    Countless tentacles sprouting
    from their heads!
[13:42] Carla
    They're surely nothing like the
    monsters you see in picture books,
[13:45] Carla
    childish, little monsters with a
    single eye and small horns...
[13:51] Carla
    There's no way a real mimic
    could be something that silly.
[13:54] Carla
    And even if they were, that would simply
    be a disguise to get our guard down.
[13:57] Carla
    Surely, deep down,
    they are truly terrifying monsters!
[14:01] Carla
    When it really counts, they'll manifest
    the most terrifying visage imaginable!
[14:08] Carla
    Just imagining it has me trembling in fear!
[14:12] Carla
    However! As an adventurer, I cannot
    refuse the treasure chest's call!
[14:17] Carla
    No matter what horrifying
    creature waits within!
[14:22] Carla
    Pray for me!
[14:30] Carla
    It's locked.
[14:31] Alvin
    Much like your heart.
[14:42] Alvin
    I think there's a fracture.
[14:44] Alvin
    It might even be broken!
[14:46] Carla
    It's really swelling!
[14:48] Carla
    Does it hurt?
[14:49] Alvin
    The pain-relieving herbs are doing their
    thing, so I feel fine for now, but...
[14:53] Kinoko
    But it's lucky you weren't
    hurt worse than that.
[14:57] Alvin
    Yeah, that was pretty scary.
[14:59] Alvin
    Never thought we'd run into a cyclops!
[15:03] Alvin
    And...
[15:05] Alvin
    That she'd be changing when we did.
[15:16] Alvin
    She really got me hard out of nowhere.
[15:19] Alvin
    I'm lucky it wasn't worse, but...
[15:21] Anna
    No young girl likes to be walked
    in on while she's changing!
[15:24] Alvin
    I was more surprised that
    she was a young girl!
[15:27] Alvin
    Still, Carla really saved me this time.
[15:31] Anna
    True, you'd have been in real
    trouble if not for Carla-chan.
[15:35] Carla
    I r-really didn't do anything...
[15:37] Anna
    No need to be modest, Carla-chan!
[15:40] Carla
    Really?
[15:41] Carla
    In that case...
[15:42] Carla
    Worship me!
[15:43] Alvin
    Stow it!
[15:45] Alvin
    But thanks to Carla...
[15:47] (Flashback) Carla
    Are you all right?
[15:49] (Flashback) Alvin
    That was close. Even the
    glancing blow hurts like hell.
[15:53] (Flashback) Alvin
    Anyway, for now we should run—
[15:55] (Flashback) Alvin
    Hey, Carla!
[15:57] (Flashback) Carla
    I b-beg your pardon!
[15:59] (Flashback) Alvin
    Stupid! Get away!
[16:01] (Flashback) Alvin
    Carla! What in the world are you—
[16:03] (Flashback) Alvin
    That lingerie! Is that from
    the new spring collection?!
[16:07] (Flashback) Alvin
    What is she talking about?
[16:08] (Flashback) Alvin
    Look at that face! She's totally baffled!
[16:11] (Flashback) Cyclops Lady
    Wow, you recognize it?!
[16:12] (Flashback) Alvin
    She understands?!
[16:14] (Flashback) Carla
    I sure do!
[16:16] (Flashback) Carla
    That capital city brand,
    "Scent of a Dwarf," right?
[16:19] (Flashback) Carla
    You've got great taste!
[16:21] (Flashback) Cyclops Lady
    Wow, you can tell?
[16:23] (Flashback) Cyclops Lady
    You're so right!
[16:24] (Flashback) Cyclops Lady
    I'm on my way to fight a
    nearby village's garrison!
[16:28] (Flashback) Carla
    I see! They're your go-for-it panties, then?
[16:31] Cyclops Lady
    Yes, pink for spring!
[16:31] (Flashback) Anna
    Okay, the boys wait over there!
[16:33] Cyclops Lady
    Charming, aren't they?
[16:34] (Flashback) Anna
    This is girl-talk time!
[16:34] (Flashback) Carla
    They look great on you!
[16:36] (Flashback) Alvin
    Is that what "go-for-it panties" means?
[16:39] Alvin
    Thanks to Carla distracting
    her, nothing happened.
[16:44] Alvin
    Yes, nothing happened at all...
[16:46] Alvin
    No heart-racing, pulse-pounding battle...
[16:49] Alvin
    Of course... it's always best to
    avoid conflict if you can, but...
[16:54] Carla
    I'm sorry I'm more talented
    than a certain front-liner.
[16:57] Alvin
    Knock it off.
[16:58] Alvin
    But what happened with that monster, anyway?
[17:01] Carla
    We exchanged contact information.
[17:04] (Flashback) Cyclops Lady
    Let's go shopping some time!
[17:06] Alvin
    You're pretty good at
    talking things out, huh?
[17:10] Carla
    At any rate, I need to heal you!
[17:13] Alvin
    R-Right.
[17:14] Alvin
    Hey, are you going to use
    proper healing magic?
[17:17] Alvin
    I mean, you're a healer, so this
    shouldn't be that surprising...
[17:21] Carla
    You defended me earlier, so...
[17:24] Carla
    But forget that. Healing comes first.
[17:26] Alvin
    S-Sure. Get to it.
[17:40] Carla
    Bwaaaaaa!
[17:41] Alvin
    Shut up!
[17:43] Alvin
    Hey! Do you really have to yell that loud?!
[17:46] Carla
    Son of a bitch!
[17:47] Alvin
    Wait! Hold on a minute!
[17:50] Alvin
    And stop shouting!
[17:52] Alvin
    Stop it!
[17:52] Carla
    Fwakyuu!
[17:53] Alvin
    Knock it off!
[17:55] Carla
    What's wrong with you?
[17:56] Carla
    Could you please not stop me
    in the middle of healing you?
[18:00] Carla
    Harrumph!
[18:02] Alvin
    I had to stop you!
[18:03] Alvin
    If your "chant" involves screaming
    names at me, I'm going to stop you!
[18:06] Alvin
    And what was "Fwakyuu" thing?
[18:08] Carla
    Very well. I'll do it properly.
[18:11] Alvin
    Then what was that last one?!
[18:13] Carla
    Ryoko-san, could you fetch me a cloth?
[18:16] Ryoko
    Certainly, Carla-san.
[18:20] Alvin
    Is Ryoko-san just our bag of holding now?
[18:24] Carla
    Ryoko-san has a very
    high-level storage skill!
[18:27] Ryoko
    I appreciate that!
[18:29] Alvin
    Is "storage" what this really is?
[18:32] Alvin
    So, what are you going
    to do with that cloth?
[18:34] Carla
    Well, just watch.
[18:36] Carla
    It's a completely ordinary cloth.
[18:38] Carla
    If I place it over your arm...
[18:40] Carla
    I'll infuse it with power,
    then remove it on the count of three.
[18:44] Alvin
    Looks pretty much like
    what you did last time.
[18:46] Carla
    One, two...
[18:48] Alvin
    She really doesn't understand
    the concept of a countdown.
[18:50] Alvin
    What?!
[18:51] Alvin
    The swelling's gone?
[18:52] Alvin
    And it almost seems kind of shiny now...
[18:55] Alvin
    It was sleight-of-hand?!
[18:57] Carla
    It was hand power!
[18:59] Alvin
    Incredible, I guess!
[19:06] Alvin
    It really was pretty surprising, though...
[19:09] Carla
    What are you talking about now?
[19:11] Alvin
    I just can't believe you can
    use normal healing magic.
[19:15] Alvin
    Though I guess that wasn't
    exactly "normal," anyway...
[19:17] Carla
    Are you saying you thought I
    couldn't use real magic before?!
[19:22] Alvin
    Well, given your history and all.
[19:24] Carla
    You mean you thought I was
    merely a beautiful girl
[19:28] Carla
    overflowing with motherly instinct,
    intelligence, and love?
[19:31] Carla
    You flatter me.
[19:32] Alvin
    I didn't think that.
[19:33] Alvin
    Though, to be honest...
    you are pretty amazing.
[19:36] Alvin
    You seem to have powerful magical skills,
[19:40] Alvin
    despite the whole "personality" thing...
[19:42] Anna
    There you are!
[19:43] Alvin
    But a guy my age still
    doesn't have any stars,
[19:47] Alvin
    and other adventurers still
    call me the "veteran rookie."
[19:51] Alvin
    Lately, I've been thinking that a weirdo
    like you might be a good match for me.
[19:55] Kinoko
    Over there!
[19:56] Alvin
    If you were more normal, you'd probably
    be part of a different party,
[20:01] Alvin
    and I'd probably still be solo.
[20:04] Anna
    Got you this time!
[20:05] Alvin
    You've dealt me your share
    of psychological damage...
[20:09] Alvin
    but... you know...
[20:12] Alvin
    I guess I should say...
[20:14] Alvin
    Thank you.
[20:16] Alvin
    Let's keep working together.
[20:20] Kinoko
    What? Where'd she go?
[20:23] Carla
    E-Enough of those fully
    justified words of gratitude!
[20:26] Carla
    B-Besides, I-I'm the bun choose
    happy... joined a party...
[20:33] Carla
    w-w-with...
[20:35] Carla
    Just be grateful!
[20:37] Alvin
    This is what I'm talking about!
[20:44] Alvin
    Time to head out, I think.
[20:47] Celia
    Help me!
[20:52] Celia
    Help me!
[20:56] Alvin
    "I am the Dwarf mayor."
SIGN    I am the Dwarf mayor.
     The great sorcerer of darkness, Dorman,
     is attacking our village to try 
    to steal our sacred artifact.
     If Dorman retrieves the artifact, 
    the world will be destroyed.
    Brave warrior, I beg of you, 
    foil Dorman's plot! Please!
[20:58] Alvin
    "The great sorcerer of darkness, Dorman,
[21:01] Alvin
    is attacking our village to try
    to steal our sacred artifact.
[21:04] Alvin
    If Dorman retrieves the artifact,
    the world will be destroyed."
[21:10] Alvin
    "Brave warrior, I beg of you,
    foil Dorman's plot! Please!"
[21:15] Celia
    My grandpa is the mayor.
[21:17] Celia
    He told me to give that message
    to a nice-looking person.
[21:21] Celia
    He got me out, but then he got captured
    with the rest of the villagers...
[21:26] Celia
    Please, save them all!
[21:29] Kinoko
    Dorman is a major bad guy who leads an
    army of magically-crafted soldiers!
[21:34] Alvin
    Dorman, eh?
[21:36] Alvin
    I've certainly heard of him.
[21:38] Alvin
    His magic power is five-star...
[21:39] Alvin
    No, likely far greater than that.
[21:44] Carla
    Zero-star lol-in-parentheses
    Alvin-san doesn't stand a chance.
SIGN    Next Time
[23:25] Alvin
    They called us in for the preview?!
[23:27] Carla
    This is the last episode, after all!
[23:28] Alvin
    Really?
[23:29] Kinoko
    You didn't know?
[23:30] Anna
    We all get slain by the bad guys.
[23:32] Alvin
    No way!
[23:33] Ryoko
    You'll have to watch and see!
[23:35] Alvin
    I really can't wait!
[23:36] All
    Watch it, everyone!
SIGN    "We've reached the final episode at last and the entire staff including
    those on the manga side would like to thank you all for watching but
    because the manga doesn't yet contain a story that could be used for a
    final episode this is basically going to be a totally original story although we
    made sure to get the dwarf character designs and lines and ideas from
    the creator Hakko-sensei so we were able to make it feel consistent
    but it's also sad to reach the end at last and while we'd really like to
    spend more time with Carla and Alvin and the others please remember that
    their adventures will continue in the manga so continue to support them
    there but anyway thank you so much for watching and once more from the
    bottom of our hearts we'd like to say thank you so much
    and that's the deal with episode 12 (final episode)"
SIGN    See you then!
[23:38] Carla
    We've reached the—