# E11 - So, this is Part 2 of the "What Story Is This?" arc...
Source: [Crunchyroll](https://www.crunchyroll.com/watch/GWDU858XD/so-this-is-part-2-of-the-what-story-is-this-arc)
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**[00:02] Alvin**
Monsters threaten human life.
**[00:05] Alvin**
They are opposed by brave adventurers!
**[00:10] Alvin**
And I, Alvin, am one of them!
**[00:15] Alvin**
Now in a party with Carla, the healer,
**[00:18] Alvin**
my journey continues!
***SIGN*** Don't Hurt Me,
***SIGN*** Don't Hurt Me,
***SIGN*** My Healer!
***SIGN*** So, this is Part 2 of the "What Story Is This?" arc...
***SIGN*** C'mon, open it! At least try?
**[01:58] Carla**
This is... a treasure chest, right?
**[02:01] Alvin**
Yeah.
**[02:02] Alvin**
But I never thought I would find
myself mocked by a treasure chest.
***SIGN*** C'mon, open it! At least try?
**[02:07] Alvin**
Or maybe mocked by a sign?
**[02:09] Carla**
I think it's quite amazing.
**[02:11] Carla**
It means you're an exceptional person.
**[02:13] Alvin**
It's extremely upsetting.
**[02:15] Alvin**
Who'd leave a treasure chest
in the middle of the road?
**[02:18] Alvin**
It's too strange.
**[02:20] Carla**
It's definitely strange.
**[02:22] Carla**
Well, should we open it?
**[02:23] Alvin**
Ah, the strangeness is coming
from inside the house.
**[02:26] Carla**
You don't want to open it?
**[02:28] Carla**
We are still adventurers,
crumble though we are.
**[02:31] Carla**
We really should open it!
**[02:32] Alvin**
I think you meant "humble" there.
**[02:34] Alvin**
And you'd have to be stupid to open
something that obviously fishy...
**[02:38] Alvin**
About as stupid as you are, I guess.
**[02:41] Carla**
C-Cruelzo!
**[02:43] Carla**
Did you just call me stupid?
**[02:46] Carla**
Wait, maybe he said "student"
and I just misheard.
**[02:49] Carla**
Did you call me a stude—
**[02:51] Alvin**
I said stupid.
**[02:54] Carla**
You said stupid?
**[02:56] Alvin**
No getting around that one, I'm afraid.
**[02:58] Carla**
And by "stupid" you didn't mean
"stupid cute" or something like that?
**[03:03] Carla**
Like a puppy?
**[03:04] Alvin**
No.
**[03:05] Carla**
Come on, *try* to mean that!
**[03:06] Alvin**
I refuse!
**[03:07] Carla**
I'm begging you!
**[03:09] Alvin**
Stop it! What are you doing?!
**[03:10] Alvin**
Don't pull it! Let go!
**[03:13] Anna**
Hey, you two.
**[03:14] Alvin**
What?
**[03:15] Anna**
I just checked it with my thief skills,
**[03:18] Anna**
and there are no traps of any
kind on the treasure chest.
**[03:21] Alvin**
What?
**[03:21] Alvin**
But it's such an obvious trap!
**[03:24] Anna**
Maybe they gave it the trap-like
trappings to keep people away?
**[03:29] Anna**
I can't say for sure, but there
might be a real treasure in there!
**[03:33] Alvin**
There's no way...
**[03:35] Alvin**
But I guess it's not impossible.
**[03:37] Alvin**
And if the chest is there,
we might as well try.
**[03:40] Carla**
Open it! Open it! Open it!
***SIGN*** Open it! Scrub-brush!
**[03:44] Carla**
Scrub-brush! Scrub-brush! Scrub-brush!
**[03:45] Alvin**
Stop egging me on!
**[03:49] Alvin**
If there aren't any traps,
I might as well open it...
**[03:52] Alvin**
But it'll probably be a prank, or a
sign reading "Sorry! No treasure!"
**[03:56] Anna**
Yeah, probably.
**[03:58] Carla**
Scrub-brush.
**[03:59] Anna**
Oh, wait a minute!
**[04:01] Anna**
Although there are no traps
on the chest itself—
**[04:07] Anna**
I was about to say, there are frequently
traps *around* a treasure chest,
**[04:11] Anna**
so you should be careful...
**[04:13] Anna**
But I guess I was too late.
**[04:16] Carla**
Alvin-san's special talent.
**[04:19] Carla**
The hole-in-one.
**[04:27] Carla**
A-A-Are you all right?
**[04:29] Alvin**
Yeah.
**[04:30] Carla**
Were you hurt?
**[04:32] Alvin**
Yeah.
**[04:33] Alvin**
You don't seem bothered in the slightest!
**[04:35] Carla**
Can you get out?
**[04:37] Alvin**
Hang on. Let's see.
**[04:40] Alvin**
I guess not.
**[04:42] Anna**
I was just thinking...
**[04:45] Alvin**
What is it?
**[04:46] sign**
m 0 0 l 211 0 l 211 75 l 0 75
***SIGN*** 1 Mushroom 1 Person on a side-quest
gathering medicinal herbs and edible plants
**[04:46] Anna**
Altargaia is knowledgeable about medicinal
herbs and other plants, right?
**[04:50] Kinoko**
These are good for diarrhea.
**[04:53] Ryoko**
My!
**[04:54] Ryoko**
We really picked a lot!
**[04:57] Anna**
Ryoko-san has incredible storage skills.
**[05:01] Anna**
I have a fair amount of thief skills.
**[05:04] Alvin**
Yeah.
**[05:05] Anna**
Carla-chan is a holy woman.
**[05:07] Alvin**
There's room for debate on that one!
**[05:09] Carla**
Objection!
**[05:10] Alvin**
Quiet, you!
**[05:11] Anna**
In other words, we all have our
personal skills and specialties.
**[05:16] Alvin**
Can we not go here?
**[05:17] Anna**
But you, quite frankly—
**[05:19] Carla**
Anna-san!
**[05:20] Carla**
Please don't say that.
**[05:22] Alvin**
Could you not dust yourself off right there?
**[05:24] Carla**
A person's worth isn't decided by
how useful or useless they are.
**[05:28] Alvin**
*And* you're standing on my mantle.
**[05:31] Carla**
Besides, Alvin-san has a lot of good points!
**[05:34] Alvin**
Let's hear them!
**[05:36] Carla**
Well, you know... the things!
**[05:39] Alvin**
You don't know.
**[05:41] Carla**
I do so!
**[05:43] Carla**
You just have so many good points,
I can't figure out where to start!
**[05:46] Carla**
In one moment's thought,
I came up with 200 million!
**[05:49] Alvin**
Liar. You haven't thought of a single—
**[05:51] Alvin**
Wait, 200 million?!
**[05:52] Alvin**
That's the number children
use when they're lying!
**[05:55] Alvin**
At least say a hundred!
**[05:57] Carla**
A hundred good points?
Don't you think highly of yourself!
**[06:01] Alvin**
Yeah, right!
**[06:03] Alvin**
Whatever. You're trying to say
I don't have any good points.
**[06:06] Carla**
That's not true!
**[06:08] Carla**
Here's one!
**[06:10] Carla**
Those tin plates you're always wearing
**[06:12] Carla**
are great for grilling meat!
**[06:13] Alvin**
What are you talking about?
**[06:15] Alvin**
And that doesn't even
qualify as a good point!
**[06:17] Carla**
Number two!
**[06:18] Alvin**
No one asked!
**[06:22] Alvin**
You've got nothing!
**[06:23] Carla**
Here's one!
**[06:24] Carla**
You can also grill fish!
**[06:26] Alvin**
In other words, nothing!
**[06:28] Anna**
Carla-chan, Carla-chan.
**[06:30] Anna**
Don't forget...
**[06:31] Carla**
Oh, that's right.
**[06:33] Carla**
I forgot something very important!
**[06:35] Carla**
First, you need to add oil!
**[06:37] Carla**
It'll burn if you don't.
**[06:39] Alvin**
I don't care how you do it!
**[06:40] Alvin**
Why are you talking about
using my armor to cook?!
**[06:45] Alvin**
You're supposed to be talking
about *my* good points!
**[06:46] Alvin**
At least say I'm nice or something!
**[06:49] Carla**
Y-You can cook rice, too?!
**[06:52] Carla**
The wonders of civilization!
**[06:54] Alvin**
Just rip my ears off!
**[07:15] Anna**
Don't push yourself too hard!
**[07:17] Alvin**
What exactly are you doing?
**[07:18] Anna**
Well? Can you get out now?
**[07:21] Alvin**
Why would you even think that?
**[07:22] Carla**
Very strange...
**[07:24] Alvin**
Talking about yourself, now?
**[07:25] Carla**
The moment I said, "Pah!"
**[07:28] Carla**
I thought you'd "vwoop" out of the hole
**[07:29] Alvin**
Boop!
**[07:30] Carla**
and land like "boop!"
**[07:31] Carla**
It wasn't a dream!
**[07:33] Carla**
But I guess I can't do it
like the professionals do.
**[07:36] Carla**
Whew, that was hard work!
**[07:38] Alvin**
The professionals?
**[07:40] Carla**
You don't know it? The famous ones!
**[07:42] Alvin**
I seriously have no idea
what you're talking about!
**[07:44] Anna**
Come on! Carla-chan is working
very hard to try and save you!
**[07:48] Anna**
You need to put in the work, too!
**[07:50] Alvin**
Come on, I'm stuck in here and can't get—
**[07:53] Alvin**
Hey, I'm more mobile than I thought I was!
**[07:56] Anna**
See?
**[07:57] Alvin**
Sorry...
**[07:58] Alvin**
I might just be able to pull myself out!
**[08:01] Carla**
Wait one minute.
**[08:03] Carla**
I'm going to try and save you.
**[08:05] Carla**
Per-so-nall-y!
**[08:08] Alvin**
Seriously, it's fine.
**[08:09] Alvin**
I can probably get myself out.
**[08:10] Carla**
No, pushing yourself is forbidden.
**[08:12] Alvin**
Seriously, it's fine!
**[08:13] Carla**
Please, accept my offer.
**[08:15] Carla**
If you're not careful,
you might tear yourself in half.
**[08:18] Carla**
Just leave this to me.
**[08:19] Alvin**
I won't tear myself in half! I'm fine!
**[08:22] Carla**
No, there's a roughly 90%
chance that you will.
**[08:24] Anna**
Let her do it!
**[08:26] Anna**
I think Carla-chan really wants to help you!
**[08:28] Alvin**
What a freaking pain!
**[08:30] Alvin**
Fine.
**[08:32] Alvin**
All right, Carla, help me out.
**[08:36] Carla**
I-Indeed I shall!
**[08:41] Anna**
Carla-chan?
**[08:42] Carla**
* I know I typically annoy him,*
* but we've been through so much...*
**[08:47] Carla**
*Enough to suggest that I'm going to
*keep *annoying him in the future,*
**[08:49] Carla**
* but he'll tolerate it better*
* if I get on his good side now!*
**[08:53] Carla**
All right, time is money, people!
**[08:54] Carla**
We'll start from the part
where you ask me for help—
**[08:56] Alvin**
Up I go.
**[08:58] Alvin**
Boy, I'm all dirty.
**[09:01] Alvin**
I better find somewhere to wash off.
**[09:02] Carla**
Are you just playing with my feelings?!
**[09:05] Alvin**
It was pretty obvious you
were plotting against me.
**[09:08] Carla**
Monster! Beast! Devil! Cultist!
Lord of Darkness! Emperor of Darkness!
**[09:12] Carla**
River demon! Force of darkness!
Holy warrior of light!
**[09:13] Alvin**
H-Hang on...
**[09:15] Alvin**
Hey, you mixed a nice one in there!
**[09:16] Carla**
So many appropriate titles,
I don't know where to start!
**[09:18] Carla**
It's a night parade of shame!
**[09:20] Alvin**
What?!
**[09:22] Alvin**
Now, then...
**[09:25] Carla**
You aren't going to open it?
**[09:27] Carla**
We know there are no traps
on the chest itself.
**[09:30] Carla**
You really should just open it already.
**[09:32] Carla**
How long are you going to drag this out?
**[09:34] Alvin**
But there are definitely
traps around it, right?
**[09:37] Alvin**
In other words, someone put the
chest here for malicious purposes.
**[09:41] Alvin**
That makes it an obvious prank.
No need to open it at all.
**[09:45] Anna**
He's chickening out.
**[09:47] Anna**
You're embarrassed about falling
for that cheap, little trap,
**[09:50] Anna**
so you want to get out of
here ASAP. I understand.
**[09:52] Alvin**
Can you not bring it up again?
**[09:54] Carla**
It's all right.
**[09:56] Carla**
It appears our bold front-liner
is chickening out.
**[09:59] Carla**
Very well.
**[10:01] Carla**
I'll open it instead.
**[10:03] Carla**
The giant chicken can just stand back there.
**[10:06] Carla**
My hopes aren't particularly high,
**[10:09] Carla**
but come demon, come serpent...
**[10:11] Carla**
come snake...
**[10:13] Carla**
come viper...
**[10:15] Carla**
Actually, what if it's a *really* big snake?
**[10:20] Alvin**
Ka-boom!
**[10:22] Carla**
Wh-Wh-What are you doing?!
**[10:24] Alvin**
Sorry, I couldn't help it.
**[10:25] Anna**
Don't shout at people like that!
**[10:27] Alvin**
I'm really sorry!
**[10:28] Anna**
You'll pay for this!
**[10:29] Carla**
Unforgivable!
**[10:30] Carla**
Sue-the-pants-off-you Stance!
**[10:32] Anna**
She's revealed it!
That ancient martial arts stance!
**[10:35] Carla**
I'll ruin you! I'll see you in court!
**[10:45] Alvin**
Who are you again?
**[10:46] Mimic**
Who am I again?
**[10:48] Mimic**
I'm a mimic.
**[10:50] Mimic**
I was in there!
**[10:51] Carla**
In there?
**[10:55] Mimic**
Now, look at what you've done!
**[10:57] Alvin**
What?
**[10:58] Mimic**
I've been waiting in there for three days.
**[11:01] Mimic**
And now it's all for nothing!
**[11:03] Alvin**
I really didn't mean any harm!
**[11:05] Anna**
The poor little guy! You're so mean!
**[11:08] Carla**
Mayor Mean of Mean City.
**[11:10] Mimic**
First, you wasted so much time falling
into that stupid, little pit trap!
**[11:14] Mimic**
I was supposed to be the main event here!
**[11:16] Alvin**
But she said there were no traps!
**[11:18] Mimic**
Really scaring you guys could've
been my ticket to a promotion!
**[11:23] Anna**
My trap detection skill
doesn't pick up mimics!
**[11:26] Mimic**
I'm getting a pay cut for this for sure!
**[11:28] Carla**
Anna-san, he's still just a beginner.
**[11:31] Mimic**
You heard that?
**[11:35] Carla**
I'm sorry about our little fool.
**[11:37] Carla**
He's still learning. Please forgive him.
**[11:40] Carla**
But he is an excellent
cooking appliance, so...
**[11:45] Alvin**
Not sure how that's supposed
to make him feel better.
**[11:47] Carla**
Besides, I think you've just
misunderstood something.
**[11:51] Carla**
That was just a rehearsal.
**[11:54] Mimic**
A rehearsal?
**[11:55] Carla**
Of course!
**[11:57] Carla**
Even the world's best dancer can't go
from zero to the stage in one night!
**[12:01] Carla**
A professional performance
demands a rehearsal!
**[12:04] Mimic**
That's true!
**[12:06] Mimic**
Yeah, I thought something felt off there!
**[12:09] Mimic**
Of course! It's a rehearsal!
**[12:10] Mimic**
So you were testing how
well my pit trap worked!
**[12:13] Mimic**
Of course!
**[12:14] Mimic**
I didn't *think* anybody would be stupid
enough to fall into that silly little trap!
**[12:19] Carla**
Of course!
**[12:20] Carla**
No one except for an adventurer
with beginner level 100!
**[12:24] sign**
C'mon, open it! At least try?
**[12:25] Mimic**
Does that mean this is the real performance?
**[12:28] Carla**
Yes!
**[12:29] Mimic**
Great!
**[12:30] Mimic**
I'm *really* gonna scare you this time!
**[12:33] Carla**
And I'm going to be more
scared than ever before!
**[12:36] Mimic**
I can't wait!
**[12:39] Alvin**
Can we get this over with?
**[12:40] Mimic**
I'm counting on you!
**[12:44] Alvin**
You got it backwards!
**[12:47] Anna**
Okay!
**[12:48] Anna**
We'll start from Carla-chan
opening the treasure chest!
**[12:52] Anna**
Six seconds to roll!
**[12:54] Anna**
Five, four, three...
**[12:56] Carla**
My goodness! I've stumbled
upon a random treasure chest!
**[13:00] Anna**
Huh? What?
**[13:02] Alvin**
I don't think she understands
what a countdown is.
**[13:04] Carla**
What luck!
**[13:06] Carla**
It must be good karma!
**[13:09] Carla**
I should really get to opening it!
**[13:12] Carla**
I'm opening it now!
**[13:13] Carla**
I'm opening up on the count of three!
**[13:16] Mimic**
On the count of three, right?
**[13:18] Mimic**
Okay...
**[13:19] Carla**
Ten!
**[13:19] Mimic**
She's starting from 10?
**[13:20] Carla**
Nine! Wait a minute...
**[13:22] Carla**
What if there's a mimic in this chest?
**[13:24] Mimic**
Sh-She's sharp!
**[13:26] Mimic**
Does she know I'm in here?
**[13:27] Carla**
That could really be trouble.
**[13:30] Carla**
I've heard that mimics are
very frightening monsters!
**[13:33] Carla**
That their true form is that
of a nightmare turned flesh!
**[13:37] Carla**
Six arms, eight legs...
**[13:39] Carla**
Countless tentacles sprouting
from their heads!
**[13:42] Carla**
They're surely nothing like the
monsters you see in picture books,
**[13:45] Carla**
childish, little monsters with a
single eye and small horns...
**[13:51] Carla**
There's no way a real mimic
could be something that silly.
**[13:54] Carla**
And even if they were, that would simply
be a disguise to get our guard down.
**[13:57] Carla**
Surely, deep down,
they are truly terrifying monsters!
**[14:01] Carla**
When it really counts, they'll manifest
the most terrifying visage imaginable!
**[14:08] Carla**
Just imagining it has me trembling in fear!
**[14:12] Carla**
However! As an adventurer, I cannot
refuse the treasure chest's call!
**[14:17] Carla**
No matter what horrifying
creature waits within!
**[14:22] Carla**
Pray for me!
**[14:30] Carla**
It's locked.
**[14:31] Alvin**
Much like your heart.
**[14:42] Alvin**
I think there's a fracture.
**[14:44] Alvin**
It might even be broken!
**[14:46] Carla**
It's really swelling!
**[14:48] Carla**
Does it hurt?
**[14:49] Alvin**
The pain-relieving herbs are doing their
thing, so I feel fine for now, but...
**[14:53] Kinoko**
But it's lucky you weren't
hurt worse than that.
**[14:57] Alvin**
Yeah, that was pretty scary.
**[14:59] Alvin**
Never thought we'd run into a cyclops!
**[15:03] Alvin**
And...
**[15:05] Alvin**
That she'd be changing when we did.
**[15:16] Alvin**
She really got me hard out of nowhere.
**[15:19] Alvin**
I'm lucky it wasn't worse, but...
**[15:21] Anna**
No young girl likes to be walked
in on while she's changing!
**[15:24] Alvin**
I was more surprised that
she was a young girl!
**[15:27] Alvin**
Still, Carla really saved me this time.
**[15:31] Anna**
True, you'd have been in real
trouble if not for Carla-chan.
**[15:35] Carla**
I r-really didn't do anything...
**[15:37] Anna**
No need to be modest, Carla-chan!
**[15:40] Carla**
Really?
**[15:41] Carla**
In that case...
**[15:42] Carla**
Worship me!
**[15:43] Alvin**
Stow it!
**[15:45] Alvin**
But thanks to Carla...
**[15:47] (Flashback) Carla**
Are you all right?
**[15:49] (Flashback) Alvin**
That was close. Even the
glancing blow hurts like hell.
**[15:53] (Flashback) Alvin**
Anyway, for now we should run—
**[15:55] (Flashback) Alvin**
Hey, Carla!
**[15:57] (Flashback) Carla**
I b-beg your pardon!
**[15:59] (Flashback) Alvin**
Stupid! Get away!
**[16:01] (Flashback) Alvin**
Carla! What in the world are you—
**[16:03] (Flashback) Alvin**
That lingerie! Is that from
the new spring collection?!
**[16:07] (Flashback) Alvin**
What is she talking about?
**[16:08] (Flashback) Alvin**
Look at that face! She's totally baffled!
**[16:11] (Flashback) Cyclops Lady**
Wow, you recognize it?!
**[16:12] (Flashback) Alvin**
She understands?!
**[16:14] (Flashback) Carla**
I sure do!
**[16:16] (Flashback) Carla**
That capital city brand,
"Scent of a Dwarf," right?
**[16:19] (Flashback) Carla**
You've got great taste!
**[16:21] (Flashback) Cyclops Lady**
Wow, you can tell?
**[16:23] (Flashback) Cyclops Lady**
You're so right!
**[16:24] (Flashback) Cyclops Lady**
I'm on my way to fight a
nearby village's garrison!
**[16:28] (Flashback) Carla**
I see! They're your go-for-it panties, then?
**[16:31] Cyclops Lady**
Yes, pink for spring!
**[16:31] (Flashback) Anna**
Okay, the boys wait over there!
**[16:33] Cyclops Lady**
Charming, aren't they?
**[16:34] (Flashback) Anna**
This is girl-talk time!
**[16:34] (Flashback) Carla**
They look great on you!
**[16:36] (Flashback) Alvin**
Is that what "go-for-it panties" means?
**[16:39] Alvin**
Thanks to Carla distracting
her, nothing happened.
**[16:44] Alvin**
Yes, nothing happened at all...
**[16:46] Alvin**
No heart-racing, pulse-pounding battle...
**[16:49] Alvin**
Of course... it's always best to
avoid conflict if you can, but...
**[16:54] Carla**
I'm sorry I'm more talented
than a certain front-liner.
**[16:57] Alvin**
Knock it off.
**[16:58] Alvin**
But what happened with that monster, anyway?
**[17:01] Carla**
We exchanged contact information.
**[17:04] (Flashback) Cyclops Lady**
Let's go shopping some time!
**[17:06] Alvin**
You're pretty good at
talking things out, huh?
**[17:10] Carla**
At any rate, I need to heal you!
**[17:13] Alvin**
R-Right.
**[17:14] Alvin**
Hey, are you going to use
proper healing magic?
**[17:17] Alvin**
I mean, you're a healer, so this
shouldn't be that surprising...
**[17:21] Carla**
You defended me earlier, so...
**[17:24] Carla**
But forget that. Healing comes first.
**[17:26] Alvin**
S-Sure. Get to it.
**[17:40] Carla**
Bwaaaaaa!
**[17:41] Alvin**
Shut up!
**[17:43] Alvin**
Hey! Do you really have to yell that loud?!
**[17:46] Carla**
Son of a bitch!
**[17:47] Alvin**
Wait! Hold on a minute!
**[17:50] Alvin**
And stop shouting!
**[17:52] Alvin**
Stop it!
**[17:52] Carla**
Fwakyuu!
**[17:53] Alvin**
Knock it off!
**[17:55] Carla**
What's wrong with you?
**[17:56] Carla**
Could you please not stop me
in the middle of healing you?
**[18:00] Carla**
Harrumph!
**[18:02] Alvin**
I had to stop you!
**[18:03] Alvin**
If your "chant" involves screaming
names at me, I'm going to stop you!
**[18:06] Alvin**
And what was "Fwakyuu" thing?
**[18:08] Carla**
Very well. I'll do it properly.
**[18:11] Alvin**
Then what was that last one?!
**[18:13] Carla**
Ryoko-san, could you fetch me a cloth?
**[18:16] Ryoko**
Certainly, Carla-san.
**[18:20] Alvin**
Is Ryoko-san just our bag of holding now?
**[18:24] Carla**
Ryoko-san has a very
high-level storage skill!
**[18:27] Ryoko**
I appreciate that!
**[18:29] Alvin**
Is "storage" what this really is?
**[18:32] Alvin**
So, what are you going
to do with that cloth?
**[18:34] Carla**
Well, just watch.
**[18:36] Carla**
It's a completely ordinary cloth.
**[18:38] Carla**
If I place it over your arm...
**[18:40] Carla**
I'll infuse it with power,
then remove it on the count of three.
**[18:44] Alvin**
Looks pretty much like
what you did last time.
**[18:46] Carla**
One, two...
**[18:48] Alvin**
She really doesn't understand
the concept of a countdown.
**[18:50] Alvin**
What?!
**[18:51] Alvin**
The swelling's gone?
**[18:52] Alvin**
And it almost seems kind of shiny now...
**[18:55] Alvin**
It was sleight-of-hand?!
**[18:57] Carla**
It was hand power!
**[18:59] Alvin**
Incredible, I guess!
**[19:06] Alvin**
It really was pretty surprising, though...
**[19:09] Carla**
What are you talking about now?
**[19:11] Alvin**
I just can't believe you can
use normal healing magic.
**[19:15] Alvin**
Though I guess that wasn't
exactly "normal," anyway...
**[19:17] Carla**
Are you saying you thought I
couldn't use real magic before?!
**[19:22] Alvin**
Well, given your history and all.
**[19:24] Carla**
You mean you thought I was
merely a beautiful girl
**[19:28] Carla**
overflowing with motherly instinct,
intelligence, and love?
**[19:31] Carla**
You flatter me.
**[19:32] Alvin**
I didn't think that.
**[19:33] Alvin**
Though, to be honest...
you are pretty amazing.
**[19:36] Alvin**
You seem to have powerful magical skills,
**[19:40] Alvin**
despite the whole "personality" thing...
**[19:42] Anna**
There you are!
**[19:43] Alvin**
But a guy my age still
doesn't have any stars,
**[19:47] Alvin**
and other adventurers still
call me the "veteran rookie."
**[19:51] Alvin**
Lately, I've been thinking that a weirdo
like you might be a good match for me.
**[19:55] Kinoko**
Over there!
**[19:56] Alvin**
If you were more normal, you'd probably
be part of a different party,
**[20:01] Alvin**
and I'd probably still be solo.
**[20:04] Anna**
Got you this time!
**[20:05] Alvin**
You've dealt me your share
of psychological damage...
**[20:09] Alvin**
but... you know...
**[20:12] Alvin**
I guess I should say...
**[20:14] Alvin**
Thank you.
**[20:16] Alvin**
Let's keep working together.
**[20:20] Kinoko**
What? Where'd she go?
**[20:23] Carla**
E-Enough of those fully
justified words of gratitude!
**[20:26] Carla**
B-Besides, I-I'm the bun choose
happy... joined a party...
**[20:33] Carla**
w-w-with...
**[20:35] Carla**
Just be grateful!
**[20:37] Alvin**
This is what I'm talking about!
**[20:44] Alvin**
Time to head out, I think.
**[20:47] Celia**
Help me!
**[20:52] Celia**
Help me!
**[20:56] Alvin**
"I am the Dwarf mayor."
***SIGN*** I am the Dwarf mayor.
The great sorcerer of darkness, Dorman,
is attacking our village to try
to steal our sacred artifact.
If Dorman retrieves the artifact,
the world will be destroyed.
Brave warrior, I beg of you,
foil Dorman's plot! Please!
**[20:58] Alvin**
"The great sorcerer of darkness, Dorman,
**[21:01] Alvin**
is attacking our village to try
to steal our sacred artifact.
**[21:04] Alvin**
If Dorman retrieves the artifact,
the world will be destroyed."
**[21:10] Alvin**
"Brave warrior, I beg of you,
foil Dorman's plot! Please!"
**[21:15] Celia**
My grandpa is the mayor.
**[21:17] Celia**
He told me to give that message
to a nice-looking person.
**[21:21] Celia**
He got me out, but then he got captured
with the rest of the villagers...
**[21:26] Celia**
Please, save them all!
**[21:29] Kinoko**
Dorman is a major bad guy who leads an
army of magically-crafted soldiers!
**[21:34] Alvin**
Dorman, eh?
**[21:36] Alvin**
I've certainly heard of him.
**[21:38] Alvin**
His magic power is five-star...
**[21:39] Alvin**
No, likely far greater than that.
**[21:44] Carla**
Zero-star lol-in-parentheses
Alvin-san doesn't stand a chance.
***SIGN*** Next Time
**[23:25] Alvin**
They called us in for the preview?!
**[23:27] Carla**
This is the last episode, after all!
**[23:28] Alvin**
Really?
**[23:29] Kinoko**
You didn't know?
**[23:30] Anna**
We all get slain by the bad guys.
**[23:32] Alvin**
No way!
**[23:33] Ryoko**
You'll have to watch and see!
**[23:35] Alvin**
I really can't wait!
**[23:36] All**
Watch it, everyone!
***SIGN*** "We've reached the final episode at last and the entire staff including
those on the manga side would like to thank you all for watching but
because the manga doesn't yet contain a story that could be used for a
final episode this is basically going to be a totally original story although we
made sure to get the dwarf character designs and lines and ideas from
the creator Hakko-sensei so we were able to make it feel consistent
but it's also sad to reach the end at last and while we'd really like to
spend more time with Carla and Alvin and the others please remember that
their adventures will continue in the manga so continue to support them
there but anyway thank you so much for watching and once more from the
bottom of our hearts we'd like to say thank you so much
and that's the deal with episode 12 (final episode)"
***SIGN*** See you then!
**[23:38] Carla**
We've reached the—