# E1 - In this world where monsters are rampant...
Source: [Crunchyroll](https://www.crunchyroll.com/watch/GMKUX8X2N/in-this-world-where-monsters-are-rampant)
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***SIGN*** Don't Hurt Me,
***SIGN*** Don't Hurt Me,
***SIGN*** My Healer!
**[00:01] Alvin**
Behold, the vast world in which we live!
**[00:04] Alvin**
It is rampant with monsters
that threaten human life.
**[00:10] Alvin**
This threat is opposed by
countless adventurers! Heroes!
**[00:17] Alvin**
Every day, they face these
dangerous battles...
**[00:21] Alvin**
To protect the people! To protect the world!
**[00:27] Alvin**
And I, Alvin, am one of them!
**[00:32] Alvin**
Wow, an encounter already!
**[00:35] Alvin**
All right!
**[00:36] Alvin**
Here we go!
***SIGN*** "In this world where monsters are rampant..."
**[00:41] Mostly Bear**
Kuma!
**[00:48] Alvin**
Curse you...
**[00:50] Alvin**
Stronger than I expected,
given those cute button eyes...
**[00:53] Mostly Bear**
Kuma!
**[00:56] Alvin**
No!
**[01:12] Alvin**
This is... not good!
**[01:14] Carla**
Excuse me...
**[01:15] Carla**
Are you having trouble?
**[01:18] Carla**
It's a pleasure to meet you.
**[01:20] Carla**
I'm a healer.
My name is Carla, the dark elf.
**[01:25] Alvin**
The pleasure is all mine!
**[01:27] Alvin**
I'm Alvin, the human...
**[01:29] Alvin**
I'm working as a warrior...
**[01:31] Alvin**
But this is no time for niceties!
**[01:34] Carla**
Are you all right?
**[01:36] Alvin**
Does it look like I'm all right?!
**[01:38] Alvin**
Quit standing there and help me already!
**[01:44] Carla**
If you want to ask for someone's help,
**[01:46] Carla**
shouldn't you kneel down in front of them
and press your forehead to the ground?!
**[01:55] Alvin**
A moment, if you please?
**[01:57] Mostly Bear**
Gao.
**[01:58] Carla**
Oh? Is something the matter?
**[02:01] Alvin**
That was supposed to be the
part where you help me.
**[02:04] Alvin**
Why the hell are you asking me to grovel?!
**[02:07] Carla**
Why are you yelling at me all of a sudden?
**[02:09] Carla**
Are you overly stressed, perhaps?
**[02:12] Alvin**
I'm only stressed because of this situation!
**[02:14] Carla**
You're angry that the magibeast
was about to beat you,
**[02:16] Carla**
so you're taking it out on me?
**[02:18] Carla**
You should really take responsibility
for your own failings...
**[02:20] Alvin**
Would you shut up?!
**[02:22] Carla**
You yelled at me again!
**[02:24] Carla**
Humans are scary! I hate you!
**[02:26] Alvin**
H-Hang on!
It's really not worth crying over!
**[02:29] Alvin**
I'm sorry for yelling, okay?!
**[02:34] Carla**
Sorry?
**[02:35] Carla**
Not painfully remorseful?
**[02:38] Alvin**
You little...
**[02:40] Alvin**
* No, stop it.*
* Don't let her take control.*
**[02:43] Alvin**
* Just engage her calmly,*
* like a mature adult...*
**[02:48] Carla**
Stare...
**[02:52] Carla**
Well? Where's that "painfully remorseful"?
**[02:56] Alvin**
*I can't do it... I'm gonna blow!*
**[02:58] Mostly Bear**
Gao?
**[03:00] Alvin**
Oh, crap! I totally forgot!
**[03:02] Alvin**
H-Hang on a little longer, would you?
**[03:06] Alvin**
All right, here's what we'll do.
**[03:08] Alvin**
Carla, was it?
**[03:09] Alvin**
If you help me, I'll do one thing you ask!
**[03:13] Carla**
*Anything* you ask?!
**[03:14] Alvin**
Within reason, of course!
**[03:16] Carla**
Grovel, then!
**[03:17] Alvin**
Is that your kink or something?!
**[03:18] Carla**
Actually, forget about that.
**[03:21] Carla**
Instead, Alvin-san...
**[03:23] Carla**
I'd like you to form a party with me!
**[03:26] Alvin**
Party?
**[03:27] Carla**
The truth is, I've never
been in a party before.
**[03:31] Alvin**
Understandable, given the
whole personality thing.
**[03:34] Carla**
No one will actually talk to me.
**[03:37] Carla**
I guess they all think
I'm out of their league.
**[03:41] Alvin**
More like leagues beneath a noxious swamp...
**[03:43] Alvin**
And that's the worst wink I've ever seen.
**[03:45] Alvin**
Anyway, I guess that's fine.
**[03:48] Carla**
Th-Thank you, Alvin-san!
**[03:51] Alvin**
*I can just ditch her later, after all.*
**[03:53] Alvin**
Just so you know,
my adventurer rank isn't very high.
**[03:57] Alvin**
So don't get your hopes up!
**[03:59] Carla**
Don't worry!
My hopes were low from the start!
**[04:01] Alvin**
That's not the part where you agree!
**[04:04] Alvin**
And knock off the thumbs up!
**[04:06] Alvin**
Anyway, could you make with the healing?
**[04:08] Carla**
Of the nation?
**[04:09] Alvin**
No, of me!
**[04:10] Carla**
Of you?
**[04:11] Carla**
But you seemed in pretty good shape with
all the yapping you've been doing...
**[04:15] Alvin**
Phrasing, please!
**[04:16] Carla**
Oh, I know.
**[04:18] Carla**
I think someone wants to be coddled!
**[04:20] Alvin**
Could just you get to it?
**[04:21] Carla**
I was just trying to lighten the mood.
**[04:24] Alvin**
Well, please don't. You stink at it.
**[04:27] Carla**
All right. Here I go!
**[04:31] Alvin**
This is so annoying.
**[04:33] Alvin**
*I'm ditching her the minute the battle—*
**[04:36] Carla**
Hold still!
**[04:38] Carla**
Your heart is still moving.
**[04:40] Alvin**
I'd be dead if it wasn't!
**[04:44] Carla**
Don't shout at me like that!
**[04:47] Carla**
You made me curse you accidentally!
**[04:50] Alvin**
You're the one who—
**[04:52] Alvin**
Wait, what did you say?
**[04:53] Carla**
I placed a curse on you accidentally.
**[04:56] Carla**
Tee-hee!
**[04:57] Alvin**
A healer who curses people is a little
avant-garde, don't you think?!
**[05:00] Carla**
Please remain calm.
**[05:01] Carla**
It's not much of a curse, really.
**[05:04] Alvin**
R-Really?
**[05:05] Carla**
It'll just kill you if
we get 300 meters apart.
**[05:09] Alvin**
K-Kill me...
**[05:15] Carla**
G-Gosh... I know you're grateful,
but you don't have to grovel.
**[05:19] Carla**
It's a little off-putting, really.
**[05:21] Alvin**
I'm not grateful, I'm despondent!
**[05:24] Alvin**
What am I supposed to do?!
**[05:25] Alvin**
I can't ditch you like this!
**[05:27] Carla**
Th-That's awful!
**[05:28] Carla**
You were just having your fun with me?!
**[05:30] Alvin**
I assure you, *none* of this is fun for me!
**[05:32] Mostly Bear**
Would you two please calm down, gao?
**[05:35] Alvin**
Who's that?
**[05:36] Mostly Bear**
It's not good to fight, kuma.
**[05:38] Mostly Bear**
Alvin-san.
**[05:40] Mostly Bear**
It's really not nice to yell
at a young lady, bear.
**[05:43] Mostly Bear**
And, Carla-chan, you could be a bit
more considerate of his feelings, gao.
**[05:47] Mostly Bear**
It's important for a
party to be civil, kuma.
**[05:50] Mostly Bear**
Let's talk it out, bear.
**[05:52] Mostly Bear**
Okay, gao?
**[05:54] Alvin**
Where'd this articulate
commentary come from?!
**[05:56] Alvin**
And get your speech tic consistent already!
**[06:03] Carla**
Ahem!
**[06:04] Carla**
This cycle of abuse won't get us anywhere.
**[06:06] Carla**
I'm willing to open a dialogue.
**[06:08] Carla**
The topic is...
**[06:09] Carla**
The tendency of warriors
to look down on healers!
**[06:12] Alvin**
Sorry to interrupt already,
**[06:14] Alvin**
but I have objections regarding this topic.
**[06:16] Alvin**
And I'm curious about one other thing...
**[06:18] Carla**
Does the accused have a statement?
**[06:20] Alvin**
Well, now I have another objection...
**[06:22] Alvin**
But setting that aside for now...
**[06:24] Alvin**
Why is the magibeast a part of this?
**[06:27] Carla**
Oh, how reprehensible!
**[06:29] Carla**
Just because you're a magibeast,
**[06:31] Carla**
he doesn't want to give you
a voice in the conversation!
**[06:34] Alvin**
It's more the fact that we
were fighting a minute ago!
**[06:37] Carla**
Truly reprehensible!
**[06:38] Carla**
Magibeasts are living things, just as we are!
**[06:41] Carla**
Different though our forms may be, if only
we would join hands in the spirit of kinship,
**[06:45] Carla**
we could surely achieve understanding!
**[06:47] Alvin**
Seems a little late to pull
out the "holy woman" act!
**[06:53] Mostly Bear**
May I, kuma?
**[06:55] Alvin**
He has a proposal?
**[06:56] Carla**
I'm told that the longest-lived magibeasts
**[06:59] Carla**
have high intelligence and
a wealth of experience.
**[07:03] Alvin**
Well, maybe if we're talking
about dragons and stuff...
**[07:06] Alvin**
Before you give your opinion,
could we have your name?
**[07:10] Mostly Bear**
Oh, forgive my rudeness, gao.
**[07:13] Mostly Bear**
Hmm... Our species doesn't have what your
kind refer to as "names," kuma...
**[07:19] Alvin**
Despite the high intelligence, he still
can't keep the speech tic consistent.
**[07:23] Mostly Bear**
But your kind tends to call our
species the "Mostly Bear," bear.
**[07:29] Alvin**
That's pretty darn lazy!
**[07:31] Carla**
What were you going to say, Mostly-san?
**[07:33] Mostly Bear**
Oh, yes, kuma.
**[07:35] Mostly Bear**
It occurred to me when I was watching
your conversation earlier...
**[07:38] Mostly Bear**
First, Carla-chan.
**[07:40] Mostly Bear**
Your healer class is a very
vulnerable one, kuma.
**[07:45] Mostly Bear**
The purpose of the warrior
class is to protect you.
**[07:49] Mostly Bear**
So if he dies, that would
put you in danger, as well.
**[07:53] Mostly Bear**
You seem like a very intelligent person,
**[07:55] Mostly Bear**
so I'm sure you know what that
indicates for your behavior, right?
**[08:00] Mostly Bear**
And Alvin-san, the accused.
**[08:03] Alvin**
"Accused"...
**[08:04] Mostly Bear**
Even if you were engaged in combat,
**[08:05] Mostly Bear**
you used extremely abusive language
towards someone you'd just met.
**[08:09] Mostly Bear**
The way you spoke seemed to suggest,
**[08:10] Mostly Bear**
"all healers are expected to heal all warriors,
even ones they've just met,"
**[08:15] Mostly Bear**
which is a very arrogant attitude, kuma.
**[08:17] Mostly Bear**
Elves are very sensitive
to negative emotions, gao.
**[08:20] Mostly Bear**
It's very possible she picked
up on that hostility, bear.
**[08:26] Mostly Bear**
I'm sorry to subject you to
this awful lecture, gao.
**[08:30] Mostly Bear**
But if you're going to be a party,
that means you'll need each other!
**[08:34] Mostly Bear**
And it appears, Alvin-san,
that you'll have to remain
**[08:37] Mostly Bear**
within 300 meters of Carla-chan
for the foreseeable future.
**[08:40] Mostly Bear**
I think it's important to approach each day
with a spirit of respect and gratitude, kuma!
**[08:45] Alvin**
A-A truly great speech, as expected of a
magibeast that can speak the human tongue.
**[08:48] Alvin**
His long lifespan has afforded
him great wisdom indeed!
**[08:54] Alvin**
Hey!
**[08:55] Alvin**
Were you sleeping through
that whole nice speech?!
**[08:58] Carla**
Of course I wasn't!
**[09:00] Alvin**
You were so!
**[09:01] Carla**
Don't tell me... you've never
heard of "sleep learning"?
**[09:05] Alvin**
So you *were* sleeping!
**[09:07] Alvin**
Sit down right now!
**[09:08] Carla**
But why—
**[09:09] Alvin**
Just sit down!
**[09:11] Carla**
Fine...
**[09:12] Alvin**
What exactly is your problem?
**[09:14] Alvin**
It's like you don't even
care that you cursed me!
**[09:17] Mostly Bear**
Calm down, kuma!
**[09:19] Alvin**
No way! There are some kinds of people
where you need to take a firm hand!
**[09:23] Mostly Bear**
Now, now, gao...
**[09:24] Alvin**
And what kind of thoughtless jerk falls
asleep when someone's talking to them?!
**[09:28] Mostly Bear**
Now, now, kuma...
**[09:29] Alvin**
That's only allowed when
it's the school principal!
**[09:33] Mostly Bear**
Now, now! That's not good either, bear!
**[09:35] Carla**
What about your local representative?!
**[09:37] Alvin**
Napping in front of government
officials is strictly forbidden!
**[09:40] Mostly Bear**
Napping in front of your principal
should be strictly forbidden, too, kuma!
**[09:44] Mostly Bear**
And what are you even talking about, bear?
**[09:46] Alvin**
This magibeast has lived a
very long time, you know!
**[09:49] Mostly Bear**
Er...
**[09:50] Alvin**
Which means he's your elder!
***SIGN*** m 0 0 l 200 0 l 200 136 l 0 136
***SIGN*** m 0 0 l 200 0 l 200 136 l 0 136
***SIGN*** Dark Elf (Female)
72 Years Old
(14-15 in Human Years)
**[09:52] Alvin**
You should show him some respect!
**[09:54] Alvin**
Am I right here?!
**[09:55] Alvin**
It's important to be kind to your elders!
***SIGN*** m 0 0 l 200 0 l 200 136 l 0 136
***SIGN*** m 0 0 l 200 0 l 200 136 l 0 136
***SIGN*** Mostly Bear
324 Years Old
(43-44 in Human Years)
***SIGN*** m 0 0 l 200 0 l 200 136 l 0 136
***SIGN*** m 0 0 l 200 0 l 200 136 l 0 136
***SIGN*** Human (Male)
30 Years Old
(7-8 in Warrior Lv.)
**[09:58] Alvin**
Honor thy grandmother and grandfather!
**[10:02] Mostly Bear**
Never discuss a lady's age, gao!
**[10:17] Carla**
My legs!
**[10:20] Carla**
Paralyze!
**[10:22] Carla**
Paralyze is not paradise!
**[10:24] Mostly Bear**
Oh, dear, kuma!
**[10:27] Mostly Bear**
What do I do, gao?
**[10:30] Mostly Bear**
What to do... What to do, gao?!
**[10:35] Mostly Bear**
Kuma!
**[10:37] Mostly Bear**
Behold the fearsome power
of the magibeast, bear!
**[10:41] Carla**
J-Just kill me...
**[11:03] Alvin**
I feel like I've been through
a serious ordeal...
**[11:07] Mostly Bear**
Oh, thank goodness!
**[11:08] Mostly Bear**
You're awake, bear?
**[11:10] Mostly Bear**
I just picked you some aurange fruits.
**[11:13] Mostly Bear**
Try one. It'll perk you right up, gao.
**[11:17] Alvin**
Thanks...
**[11:19] Alvin**
This is great!
**[11:22] Alvin**
Is this your house?
**[11:24] Mostly Bear**
Yes, it's my burrow.
**[11:26] Alvin**
Burrow?
**[11:27] Mostly Bear**
I'm just so glad you're alive, bear!
**[11:30] Mostly Bear**
A hit like that really could
have killed you, kuma.
**[11:34] Mostly Bear**
Of course, I'm the one
that inflicted it, gao...
**[11:37] Alvin**
I didn't realize you were actually a woman.
**[11:40] Alvin**
I'm sorry for speaking so rudely.
**[11:44] Mostly Bear**
I'm sorry, too, bear.
**[11:46] Alvin**
So, are you the one who
nursed me back to health?
**[11:48] Mostly Bear**
It wasn't me, kuma.
**[11:51] Mostly Bear**
She seems to have her own
feelings on the subject.
**[11:55] Mostly Bear**
Carla-chan spent the entire time treating
you with healing spells, bear.
**[11:59] Alvin**
Healing spells?
**[12:02] Carla**
Is it morning already?
**[12:04] Carla**
I'd like bread for breakfast.
**[12:06] Carla**
And I like my coffee with
lots of milk and sugar,
**[12:09] Carla**
and honey on my yogurt.
**[12:12] Alvin**
You're a picky one, huh?
**[12:14] Alvin**
And that outfit... I know what that's for!
***SIGN*** Picture shown for
illustration purpose only.
Actual Carlas may vary.
***SIGN*** Picture shown for
illustration purpose only.
Actual Carlas may vary.
**[12:17] Carla**
Harattama! Kiyottama!
**[12:17] Alvin**
It's for pounding nails into
an effigy to curse someone!
**[12:19] Carla**
Let this curse never be lifted!
**[12:25] Mostly Bear**
You were in such awful shape, bear.
**[12:27] Mostly Bear**
The first healing spell didn't suffice,
**[12:29] Mostly Bear**
so she had to keep doing it, gao.
**[12:32] Alvin**
That's a scary number of pins!
**[12:33] Mostly Bear**
She called it a kind of
magical acupuncture, gao.
**[12:37] Mostly Bear**
But you can see your wounds
have healed, bear.
**[12:40] Mostly Bear**
That's all thanks to Carla-chan, kuma!
**[12:42] Alvin**
I seem all right... for now...
**[12:44] Alvin**
But I'm not letting my guard down!
**[12:47] Carla**
Breakfast...
**[12:50] Alvin**
Hey.
**[13:00] Mostly Bear**
Gracious me...
**[13:01] Mostly Bear**
She's so relieved, she's crying, bear.
**[13:04] Carla**
I'morra bufeburoo...
**[13:06] Alvin**
You seem to be crying in
a very self-serving way.
**[13:09] Carla**
I'm so sor—
**[13:11] Carla**
I'm so sowwy.
**[13:13] Alvin**
Why did you change it halfway?!
**[13:14] Carla**
I did the best I could to
cast healing spells on you.
**[13:18] Carla**
But the damage was just so bad.
**[13:20] Carla**
I did manage to fix your body...
**[13:23] Carla**
but your face was so unsightly...
**[13:24] Alvin**
Phrasing, plea—
**[13:26] Alvin**
Wait, my face?
**[13:27] Carla**
The wounds on your face were so bad,
**[13:28] Carla**
and I, at least, wanted to get the
general layout back to normal...
**[13:31] Alvin**
*Did she have to reshape it?*
**[13:33] Carla**
I got it as close as I could
to your original face...
**[13:36] Carla**
But it just didn't work out, and...
**[13:37] Carla**
Now your face looks really stupid!
**[13:41] Alvin**
Complex burn?
**[13:42] Mostly Bear**
I'm afraid it's not even half-baked.
**[13:45] Alvin**
Huh? Was that supposed to be a joke?
**[13:48] Alvin**
You dropped your speech tic, too.
**[13:49] Mostly Bear**
Your face just looked so awful, kuma...
**[13:52] Mostly Bear**
There was just nothing we could do, gao.
**[13:54] Alvin**
Phrasing, please!
**[13:55] Mostly Bear**
Have a look, bear.
**[13:57] Alvin**
You have a hand mirror?
**[13:59] Mostly Bear**
A lady has to look her best!
**[14:01] Alvin**
Magibeasts care about that?
**[14:03] Alvin**
But, okay...
**[14:05] Alvin**
It sounds like the wounds on
my face haven't fully healed?
**[14:08] karly**
I'm so sowwy...
**[14:10] Alvin**
You like that phrasing, huh?
**[14:12] Alvin**
You said there was nothing you could do,
but it felt perfectly fine to me...
**[14:18] Alvin**
What?!
**[14:20] Mostly Bear**
Please don't hold it
against Carla-chan, bear!
**[14:24] Mostly Bear**
She worked so hard to
restore your face, kuma...
**[14:28] Mostly Bear**
But she lacked the sheer magic power...
**[14:29] Mostly Bear**
And it turned out just
barely passable, bear...
**[14:34] Mostly Bear**
Carla-chan, please don't cry!
**[14:38] Carla**
I mean, I'd never even seen what Alvin-san's
face looked like before this...
**[14:43] Mostly Bear**
It's not your fault, bear.
**[14:45] Mostly Bear**
If you wish to hate someone, hate me!
**[14:47] Mostly Bear**
Hate me, a magibeast, kuma!
**[14:50] Alvin**
Actually, it looks exactly
like it always did...
**[14:54] Mostly Bear**
I'm used to being hated by your kind, kuma!
**[14:57] Mostly Bear**
It's all my fault, gao!
**[14:58] Carla**
No, it's my fault!
**[15:00] Carla**
If only I had been stronger!
**[15:03] Alvin**
I'm telling you, it's back to normal!
**[15:05] Alvin**
And I look pretty healthy at that!
**[15:15] Alvin**
I'm telling you...
**[15:16] Alvin**
my face looks totally like it always did!
**[15:19] Carla**
Thank goodness! You're awake!
**[15:22] Alvin**
I've *been* awake!
**[15:23] Alvin**
Are you gonna pretend like
none of that ever happened?
**[15:25] Carla**
After injuries of such severity...
**[15:27] Carla**
This is truly a miracle of God!
**[15:29] Alvin**
What was all that about
me having a stupid face?
**[15:31] Carla**
Go, go, God! Viva God!
**[15:34] Alvin**
What was that "barely passable" stuff?
**[15:36] Carla**
And go, me, too! Viva Carla!
**[15:39] Mostly Bear**
Gao!
**[15:44] Mostly Bear**
I'll leave your mantle here, gao.
**[15:46] Alvin**
Thanks.
**[15:48] Alvin**
You seem to have a lot of equipment here.
**[15:51] Mostly Bear**
Well, I was quite a wild one in my youth.
**[15:55] Mostly Bear**
I picked more than my share of fights
with adventurers back then, bear.
**[15:59] Mostly Bear**
They're a bit like trophies from
that time in my life, gao.
**[16:02] Alvin**
Oh?
**[16:05] Alvin**
I guess a person's personality
changes when they get ol—
**[16:09] Alvin**
Ol... Ol... Ol...
**[16:11] Alvin**
Oleander, a type of tree!
**[16:16] Mostly Bear**
You're such a considerate person, kuma.
**[16:20] Mostly Bear**
I think you and Carla-chan
will get along well.
**[16:23] Alvin**
I really wish I could agree with you there!
**[16:26] Mostly Bear**
Give it your best, bear.
**[16:31] Carla**
*This feels really right.*
**[16:41] Carla**
In the name of God, I'll punish you!
**[16:44] Carla**
Holy Beam!
**[16:50] sign**
m 0 0 l 100 0 l 100 45 l 0 45
**[16:50] sign**
Alvin's
Mantle
**[16:57] Mostly Bear**
You're leaving already, bear?
**[16:59] Alvin**
Yeah.
**[17:00] Mostly Bear**
Y-You're sure you wouldn't
like to stay longer, kuma?
**[17:04] Mostly Bear**
It feels like we were brought
together for a reason, gao...
**[17:07] Mostly Bear**
You could always stay the night, bear.
**[17:10] Alvin**
You know I can't do that.
**[17:12] Alvin**
I'm a person. You're a magibeast.
**[17:14] Alvin**
We didn't belong together
in the first place!
**[17:18] Mostly Bear**
I... I suppose, gao.
**[17:21] Alvin**
But I'll warn you—I'm quite a sore loser!
**[17:24] Alvin**
You took me by surprise this time.
**[17:26] Alvin**
But next time, you won't get me so easily!
**[17:28] Mostly Bear**
Bear?
**[17:29] Alvin**
I'll be back for a rematch very soon!
**[17:32] Alvin**
And you'd better be ready when I do!
**[17:37] Alvin**
You get it?
**[17:38] Mostly Bear**
G-Gao!
**[17:42] Mostly Bear**
Ha, ha, ha, ha!
**[17:44] Mostly Bear**
Kuma! Kuma, kuma!
**[17:47] Mostly Bear**
You are quite a spirited human, gao!
**[17:49] Mostly Bear**
Very well!
**[17:50] Mostly Bear**
When you come for me,
I'll give you quite a welcome, bear!
**[17:53] Alvin**
I'll be counting on it.
**[17:55] Alvin**
In the meantime, get that
speech tic consistent!
**[17:58] Mostly Bear**
Kuma, kuma, kuma!
**[18:05] Carla**
Stop this right now!
**[18:07] Mostly Bear**
You *bear*ed me, gao!
**[18:09] Alvin**
What is it? What's wrong?
**[18:10] Carla**
What do you think?
**[18:13] Carla**
Why... Why do you have to fight?!
**[18:16] Carla**
Why... after we'd finally become friends...
**[18:19] Mostly Bear**
Now, wait a minute, kuma...
**[18:20] Carla**
Why do you have to swear to fight again?
**[18:24] Alvin**
Seriously, read the mood...
**[18:24] Mostly Bear**
Seriously, read the mood, gao...
**[18:27] Carla**
I thought we'd finally found proof that
magibeasts and humans could get along...
**[18:31] Alvin**
But we *do* get along!
**[18:32] Alvin**
This is just kind of...
a face-saving thing...
**[18:36] Alvin**
I really wish you'd just read the mood...
**[18:38] Carla**
Why can't you ever stop hating
and harming each other?!
**[18:41] Alvin**
It's really not like that!
**[18:42] Alvin**
We really do get along!
**[18:44] Alvin**
We're just pretending to be enemies,
for appearances' sake...
**[18:47] Alvin**
I'm pretty sure you're not
supposed to explain this stuff.
**[18:49] Alvin**
It feels super embarrassing...
**[18:51] Carla**
You can't fool me!
**[18:54] Carla**
You were injured, and Mostly-san
brought you all this way...
**[18:59] Carla**
She's your benefactor...
Your *bear*nefactor!
**[19:04] Carla**
But you can't even be grateful!
**[19:07] Carla**
That said, I'm the one who
actually healed you...
**[19:11] Carla**
So, in a way, I'm the one who
deserves most of the credit...
**[19:16] Carla**
Not that it's all that big a deal...
**[19:19] Carla**
But I really feel like you should show
**[19:22] Carla**
a little gratitude and respect to
the person who helped you out...
**[19:27] Mostly Bear**
Bear?
**[19:28] Carla**
Of course, it's not like I picked this
class to have people indebted to me...
**[19:34] Carla**
But if you *really* wanted to
express your gratitude to me,
**[19:39] Carla**
I suppose I wouldn't turn you down...
**[19:44] Carla**
So if you wanted to give this mace
to me, I wouldn't turn it down.
**[19:49] Carla**
I certainly wouldn't turn it down!
***SIGN*** Give me a reward!
**[19:52] Carla**
Thanks a bunch!
**[20:02] Alvin**
So you just took it, huh?
**[20:05] Carla**
As compensation for my services, of course.
**[20:07] Alvin**
It felt more like you fast-talked
your way into it, to me...
**[20:11] Alvin**
Anyway, how long does this
"I die if we split up" curse last?
**[20:15] Alvin**
Isn't there any way to lift it?
**[20:20] Alvin**
Everything you do ticks me off!
**[20:23] Alvin**
Every wave! Every step!
**[20:26] Alvin**
I guess we're stuck together
for a while, then!
**[20:29] Carla**
Indeed. To my great displeasure.
**[20:31] Alvin**
The displeasure is all mine,
I can promise you that!
**[20:34] Alvin**
But ah, well.
**[20:36] Alvin**
You remember how I promised I'd do one
thing you asked if you helped me?
**[20:40] Carla**
Yes.
**[20:41] Alvin**
You saved me from my serious injuries.
**[20:43] Alvin**
So I'll do what you asked.
**[20:44] Alvin**
I'll form a party with you!
**[20:47] Alvin**
Look after me.
**[20:49] Carla**
S... Same to you.
**[20:53] Alvin**
That hurt!
**[20:55] Carla**
Oh, I didn't mean...
**[20:57] Carla**
I guess you're pretty sad you didn't
get to hold a girl's hand, though.
**[21:01] Alvin**
What was that?!
**[21:02] Carla**
Yelling won't erase the
fact that I was right!
**[21:06] Alvin**
Trying to prove my innocence
is annoying, too!
**[21:10] Carla**
Tee-hee!
***SIGN*** Don't Hurt Me,
***SIGN*** Don't Hurt Me,
***SIGN*** My Healer!
**[22:27] Carla**
By the way, Alvin-hyan...
**[22:29] Alvin**
What is it, *Carla-hyan*?
**[22:31] Carla**
Where are we staying tonight?
**[22:34] Carla**
It'll be morning by the
time we reach a town.
**[22:38] Alvin**
Not sure...
**[22:40] Carla**
Mostly-san offered to let us stay
the night and everything...
**[22:43] Alvin**
You...
**[22:44] Alvin**
After all that posturing,
there's no way I could've stayed the night!
**[22:48] Alvin**
And it would be way too
embarrassing to go back now...
**[22:51] Carla**
Alvin-san?
**[22:54] Alvin**
What now?
**[22:55] Carla**
I'm suddenly getting a very
keen and powerful intuition...
**[22:59] Carla**
You're actually extremely
incompetent, aren't you?
**[23:02] Carla**
You can't even object?
**[23:05] Carla**
Bingo.
**[23:06] Alvin**
You're quite sure of yourself, huh?
**[23:07] Carla**
But don't worry, Alvin-san!
I'm with you!
**[23:12] Carla**
Just leave everything to me!
***SIGN*** Next Time
**[23:25] Alvin**
Next episode's title is
**[23:27] Alvin**
"Forced to travel
with Carla, a healer,
**[23:29] Alvin**
Alvin resumes his original quest
to gather antidote herbs,
**[23:34] Alvin**
but on the way he ends up getting
attacked in a graveyard by ghosts
**[23:36] Alvin**
which they manage to escape
unexpectedly, but then..."
***SIGN*** "Forced to travel with Carla, a healer, Alvin resumes his original
quest to gather antidote herbs, but on the way he ends up getting
attacked in a graveyard by ghosts which they manage to escape
unexpectedly, but then fall into a trap set by goblins and basically
the first half of the episode is filled with great suffering but Carla's
curse is still in effect so he can't get away from her and there's
even more suffering in store nevertheless and anyway these titles
are really long and kind of serve double-duty as next episode
previews and we're pretty curious about how many people
actually listen to the whole thing and that's the deal with episode 2"
***SIGN*** See you then!