E1 - This Is a JUNK GAME!

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SIGN    Episode 1
SIGN    Episode 1
SIGN    This Is a JUNK GAME!
SIGN    This Is a JUNK GAME!
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    Episode 1: "This Is a JUNK GAME!"
[00:05] N
    And that's how the hero and his party
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SIGN    And that's how the hero and his party
    restored peace to the world.
[00:07] N
    restored peace to the world.
[00:11] All
    A job well done!
SIGN    The Plains of Origin
[00:15] L
    Er, thanks to everyone's efforts,
[00:18] L
    the game has reached its good ending.
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SIGN    Hero
    Leedis
[00:23] Bo
    Yo, Hero! You gave the
    performance of a century!
SIGN    Coy
[00:27] L
    We're off-duty until the game restarts.
[00:30] L
    Drink, eat, and rest your bodies.
[00:32] All
    Long live holidays!
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SIGN    Heroine 1
    Lillia
[00:39] Lillia
    We should've done this at
    the Royal Palace instead.
[00:42] Mag
    But the program forbids us from
    entering towns or villages...
[00:47] Mel
    You shouldn't have said that!
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SIGN    Heroine 2
    Mellie
[00:49] Mel
    This why you can't be the
    main heroine, Lillia.
[00:52] Li
    Say what?!
[00:54] Li
    You're the minor heroine, 
    and your chest is just as minor!
[00:57] Mel
    What?!
[00:59] Lo
    My, my. This is a problem.
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SIGN    Heroine 3
    Louise
[01:03] L
    C'mon, let's, at least, not fight
    during the wrap party.
[01:06] Mel
    In complete agreement.
[01:09] Li
    Quit rubbing up against him!
[01:12] Lo
    By the way, I don't see the sage.
[01:16] L
    He should be back anytime now.
[01:21] L
    Marius, how were the reviews?
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    Marius
[01:25] M
    All the reviews say this game...
[01:28] M
    is junk!
[01:30] All
    Wha...
[01:31] All
    What?!
[01:34] L
    But this is a retro fantasy
    with a conventional story.
[01:38] L
    And they call it junk? It must be a mistake!
[01:41] M
    The exact words were "a junk hodgepodge."
SIGN    Junk Hodgepodge
[01:45] Lo
    I wonder where we went wrong.
[01:47] Mel
    Our developers worked so hard, too, chanting...
[01:49] Devs
    Crazy deadline...
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[01:51] Mel
    ...the entire time.
[01:53] Li
    And it gets called junk?
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    I feel so bad for them!
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[01:57] L
    Hey! Don't look so dejected!
[02:00] M
    First, the comments on the story.
[02:02] M
    "Incoherent."
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SIGN    Anonymous Hero  2019/04/20(Sat)
    Incoherent...
[02:03] M
    "No depth."
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SIGN    Anonymous Hero  2019/04/20(Sat)
    No depth lol
[02:05] M
    "You kidding me?!"
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SIGN    Anonymous Hero  2019/04/20(Sat)
    You kidding me?!
[02:06] L
    How about everything else?
[02:08] M
    Comments on the heroines were...
SIGN    Lillia joined your party
SIGN    Thank you for saving me 
    from those monsters ♥
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[02:11] M
    "The hero's too popular."
[02:11] Li
    Thank you.
[02:12] M
    "The heroines are too easy."
[02:12] Mel
    Our eyes met!
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SIGN    Our eyes met!
[02:14] M
    "Way too easy."
[02:14] Lo
    You look exactly like my late father...
SIGN    Louise joined your party
SIGN    You look exactly like
    my late father...
[02:17] Mel
    You heard 'em, Lillia.
[02:19] Li
    They're talking about you, Mellie.
[02:21] M
    Et cetera, et cetera.
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    No change in conversations!
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    Items don't carry over!
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    No hidden dungeons...
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    No change in conversations!
SIGN    Anonymous Hero  2019/04/20(Sat)
    Items don't carry over!
[02:24] L
    Looking at this, we really do have nothing.
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[02:27] Lo
    Gamers won't replay the game if it's
    just the same thing all over again.
[02:33] L
    We have no choice.
    We have to use the Edit Mode!
[02:36] M
    What? Edit Mode grants the
    characters total freedom!
[02:39] M
    There's a risk the story will fall apart!
[02:42] L
    We're gonna have to make
    this a fun game ourselves!
[02:46] L
    Never again will they call us a junk game!
[02:49] All
    Let's do it!
[02:50] All
    Agreed!
[02:51] All
    Let's do a New Game+ in Edit Mode!
[02:54] All
    Yeah!
[02:56] M
    Is this going to be all right?