Don't Call Us A JUNK GAME!
The characters in a post-ending RPG world take matters into their own hands in a New Game+, as they refuse to go down in history as a JUNK GAME!
Season 1
E1 - This Is a JUNK GAME!
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SIGN Episode 1
SIGN Episode 1
SIGN This Is a JUNK GAME!
SIGN This Is a JUNK GAME!
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Episode 1: "This Is a JUNK GAME!"
[00:05] N
And that's how the hero and his party
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SIGN And that's how the hero and his party
restored peace to the world.
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restored peace to the world.
[00:11] All
A job well done!
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[00:15] L
Er, thanks to everyone's efforts,
[00:18] L
the game has reached its good ending.
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SIGN Hero
Leedis
[00:23] Bo
Yo, Hero! You gave the
performance of a century!
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[00:27] L
We're off-duty until the game restarts.
[00:30] L
Drink, eat, and rest your bodies.
[00:32] All
Long live holidays!
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SIGN Heroine 1
Lillia
[00:39] Lillia
We should've done this at
the Royal Palace instead.
[00:42] Mag
But the program forbids us from
entering towns or villages...
[00:47] Mel
You shouldn't have said that!
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SIGN Heroine 2
Mellie
[00:49] Mel
This why you can't be the
main heroine, Lillia.
[00:52] Li
Say what?!
[00:54] Li
You're the minor heroine,
and your chest is just as minor!
[00:57] Mel
What?!
[00:59] Lo
My, my. This is a problem.
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SIGN Heroine 3
Louise
[01:03] L
C'mon, let's, at least, not fight
during the wrap party.
[01:06] Mel
In complete agreement.
[01:09] Li
Quit rubbing up against him!
[01:12] Lo
By the way, I don't see the sage.
[01:16] L
He should be back anytime now.
[01:21] L
Marius, how were the reviews?
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SIGN Sage
Marius
[01:25] M
All the reviews say this game...
[01:28] M
is junk!
[01:30] All
Wha...
[01:31] All
What?!
[01:34] L
But this is a retro fantasy
with a conventional story.
[01:38] L
And they call it junk? It must be a mistake!
[01:41] M
The exact words were "a junk hodgepodge."
SIGN Junk Hodgepodge
[01:45] Lo
I wonder where we went wrong.
[01:47] Mel
Our developers worked so hard, too, chanting...
[01:49] Devs
Crazy deadline...
SIGN Crazy Deadline...
[01:51] Mel
...the entire time.
[01:53] Li
And it gets called junk?
[01:55] ---
I feel so bad for them!
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[01:57] L
Hey! Don't look so dejected!
[02:00] M
First, the comments on the story.
[02:02] M
"Incoherent."
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Incoherent...
[02:03] M
"No depth."
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No depth lol
[02:05] M
"You kidding me?!"
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You kidding me?!
[02:06] L
How about everything else?
[02:08] M
Comments on the heroines were...
SIGN Lillia joined your party
SIGN Thank you for saving me
from those monsters ♥
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"The hero's too popular."
[02:11] Li
Thank you.
[02:12] M
"The heroines are too easy."
[02:12] Mel
Our eyes met!
SIGN Melli joined your party
SIGN Our eyes met!
[02:14] M
"Way too easy."
[02:14] Lo
You look exactly like my late father...
SIGN Louise joined your party
SIGN You look exactly like
my late father...
[02:17] Mel
You heard 'em, Lillia.
[02:19] Li
They're talking about you, Mellie.
[02:21] M
Et cetera, et cetera.
SIGN Anonymous Hero 2019/04/20(Sat)
No change in conversations!
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Items don't carry over!
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No hidden dungeons...
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No change in conversations!
SIGN Anonymous Hero 2019/04/20(Sat)
Items don't carry over!
[02:24] L
Looking at this, we really do have nothing.
SIGN Gloom
SIGN Gloom
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SIGN Gloom
SIGN Gloom
SIGN Gloom
SIGN Gloom
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[02:27] Lo
Gamers won't replay the game if it's
just the same thing all over again.
[02:33] L
We have no choice.
We have to use the Edit Mode!
[02:36] M
What? Edit Mode grants the
characters total freedom!
[02:39] M
There's a risk the story will fall apart!
[02:42] L
We're gonna have to make
this a fun game ourselves!
[02:46] L
Never again will they call us a junk game!
[02:49] All
Let's do it!
[02:50] All
Agreed!
[02:51] All
Let's do a New Game+ in Edit Mode!
[02:54] All
Yeah!
[02:56] M
Is this going to be all right?
E2 - This System Is Junk!
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SIGN Episode 2
SIGN Episode 2
SIGN This System Is Junk!
SIGN This System Is Junk!
[00:00] N
Episode Two: "This System Is Junk!"
[00:05] N
The Kingdom was thriving in peace and prosperity, when one day...
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SIGN The Kingdom was thriving in peace
and prosperity, when one day...
[00:09] N
Skip the movie?
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SIGN Skip the
movie?
SIGN Yes
No
[00:10] N
Yes!
SIGN ►
SIGN Audience Chamber
[00:12] L
Uh, we started a second run,
but the opening movie got skipped!
[00:16] M
Keep it down.
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SIGN Camera Crystal
SIGN Stare...
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[00:19] M
The text display system will notice!
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SIGN The King
[00:23] K
Thank you for coming, descendant of the hero.
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SIGN I'm sure you've already heard, but our
kingdom teeters on the brink of destruction.
[00:30] L
Long lines already.
[00:33] M
If he flubs his lines,
it'll mess up the text, too.
SIGN The evil god has built a castle to the north,
destabilizing the entire region...
[00:37] L
Please don't mess up, King!
[00:41] K
I want evil to be defeated so that we
can all enjoy peaceful times again.
[00:47] K
Do everything in your power
to bring it to fruition!
[00:50] All
Yay!
[00:53] H1
Nice acting, King.
[00:55] H3
The performance of a lifetime.
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SIGN Now, if you head westward through the plains,
you will find an old grave...
[01:04] L
He's almost done.
[01:05] M
All that's left is to mention
the Hero Darius by name!
[01:08] K
It is...
[01:11] K
Achoo!
SIGN Achoo!!
SIGN Achoo!!
SIGN Achoo!!
SIGN Achoo!!
SIGN Achoo!!
SIGN Achoo!!
SIGN Achoo!!
SIGN Achoo!!
SIGN Achoo!!
SIGN Achoo!!
SIGN Achoo!!
SIGN Achoo!!
SIGN Achoo!!
[01:12] K
...us's resting place.
[01:15] L
Now he's done it!
[01:17] M
I-It's okay.
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[01:19] M
If the system identifies
it as noise, we're safe.
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SIGN It is...
Achoous's resting place.
[01:26] L
It made it into the script!
[01:30] Hero
My descendants,
[01:32] Hero
you must collect the pieces of heroic
gear I scattered across the lands.
[01:35] Hero
I'm sure they will prove
of great help to you.
[01:39] N
Hero Achoous.
SIGN The Hero's Grave
[01:42] L
Man, that name does a lot of damage.
[01:45] M
We went and messed up already.
[01:47] M
It's not too late to go
back to the default mode.
[01:51] L
Nah, I feel like this is
giving the story more depth.
[01:55] M
Is that so?
[01:56] K
I'm glad you've made it back safe and sound.
[01:59] K
You face a long, dangerous journey ahead.
[02:02] K
You may choose anyone you like
to accompany you as bodyguards.
[02:06] L
A party member recruitment scene.
[02:09] M
People online hated it because
it only lets you choose guys.
[02:13] K
Choose one of these members:
[02:15] K
Knight,
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[02:16] K
Priest,
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[02:17] K
Wizard,
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[02:18] K
and Maid.
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[02:19] Bo
Maid?!
[02:21] L
Who asked the stupid king to ad-lib?
[02:24] M
No, this may be a great opportunity.
[02:26] M
The castle maid is super popular online.
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ikr?(=
Д´=)
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The castle maid was cute!
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Wish there was a maid route...
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ikr?(=Д´=)
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SIGN Who will you take along on your journey?
Knight Priest Wizard Maid
[02:30] N
Who will you take along on your journey?
SIGN ►
SIGN ►
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[02:32] N
Maid.
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[02:33] L
Look at that cursor go!
[02:35] K
The maid?
[02:37] ---
What an eccentric choice.
[02:39] M
You're the one who added it!
[02:41] K
Mina, come here.
[02:43] M
Sire.
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SIGN Castle Maid
Mina
[02:45] Mi
It's a pleasure to meet you, Hero.
[02:47] Mi
I'm Mina the maid.
[02:49] Mi
I'm nervous about this, but I'll do my best!
[02:53] H1
Grr! What is with that girl?!
[02:56] H3
Us heroines are in danger!
E3 - This Maid Is Junk!
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SIGN Episode 3
SIGN Episode 3
SIGN This Maid Is Junk!
SIGN This Maid Is Junk!
[00:00] N
Episode Three: "This Maid Is Junk!"
[00:05] Mi
It's a pleasure to meet you, Hero.
[00:07] Mi
I'm Mina the maid.
[00:10] L
You sure about this?
[00:11] L
You're having to join
due to the king's ad-lib.
[00:15] Mi
I'll be fine.
[00:16] Mi
I'll do my best, so I don't hold you back.
[00:19] L
I think I can see why she's so popular.
[00:22] M
Right?
[00:23] Bo
Grr!
[00:26] K
She is but a castle maid, you see.
[00:30] ---
She won't be much use in battle.
[00:32] M
Seriously, why did you
recommend her as a bodyguard?
[00:36] Mi
Your Majesty, I've been trained
by the Knight Captain.
[00:39] Mi
I can fight, no problem!
[00:41] K
What? Is that so?
[00:44] Mi
Okay, just watch this.
[00:49] L
Whoa, the sound as she
swings through the air...
[00:54] Bo
She sucks!
[00:55] Mi
See how good I am?
[00:58] Mi
See? See?!
[01:00] K
Now, now, Mina.
[01:02] K
Calm down.
[01:03] Mi
Huh?
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SIGN The hero lost 2 HP.
[01:06] N
The hero lost 2 HP.
[01:10] Mi
A-Are you okay?!
[01:13] M
I just remembered that Mina's a klutz.
[01:17] K
Ahem.
[01:18] K
You should be able to procure information
and weapons in the town of Lynx.
[01:24] K
Sally forth, hero!
[01:27] L
Don't try to change the topic!
SIGN POWER OFF
[01:30] N
Power off.
[01:32] M
They finally turned it off.
[01:36] H
King! Because you sneezed,
my ancestor's name is all weird now!
SIGN Achoous
[01:40] K
What was I supposed to do
about a bodily function?!
[01:44] M
There, there. Let's begin the meeting.
[01:47] Li
The town of Lynx is up next, right?
[01:50] Lo
I think you can get information
on legendary weapons...
[01:53] Me
...and on the evil god!
[01:56] Mi
And then, uh... What else?
[02:00] P
Zoom!
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SIGN Great Sorcerer
Pyurius
[02:03] P
It's my turn to shine, isn't it?
[02:06] L
Right, the battle against
the Great Sorcerer Pyurius.
[02:11] M
When you leave town, you run into
one of the leaders of the Evil Army.
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SIGN Great Sorcerer Pyurius
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SIGN Great Sorcerer Pyurius appears!
SIGN Great Sorcerer Pyurius attacks!
[02:16] M
In the face of death,
SIGN The Hero is wiped out... but then, his body is covered in light
[02:17] M
the hero's power awakens
[02:18] M
and helps drive him away.
[02:21] P
One of your scripted battles, basically.
[02:25] L
It's a bit forced forced, isn't it?
[02:28] Lo
An enemy leader shows up when you
[02:30] ---
haven't even gotten used to the setting yet.
[02:33] P
Do we skip it, then?
[02:35] ---
The story will feel empty, though.
[02:38] N
Now loading.
[02:40] L
Ack! We're back up already!
[02:43] M
Everyone, back to your posts!
[02:46] Mi
But we didn't decide on anything!
[02:48] L
Pyurius! Do whatever you think will work!
[02:52] P
They're gone.
[02:56] P
I guess it's all up to little ol' me.
E4 - This Villain Is Junk!
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SIGN Episode 4
SIGN Episode 4
SIGN This Villain Is Junk!
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[00:00] N
Episode Four: "This Villain Is Junk!"
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SIGN Wild Bunnies A, B, and C appeared! What will you do?
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Wild Bunnies A, B, and C appeared.
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Magic
Item
Flee
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Flee.
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SIGN Retreat,
guys!
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SIGN We're fleeing!
SIGN I'm outta
here!
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[00:17] L
Not this again!
[00:20] L
We haven't fought a single battle,
so we're all still Level 1.
SIGN Leedis
Hero Lv. 1
[00:25] M
The recommended level for
this area is only around 5...
[00:29] Mi
Hero, erm...
[00:31] Mi
We've reached our destination.
SIGN Town of Lynx
[00:34] L
Talk about making a beeline!
[00:38] L
Well, it's good that we made it
here, but where are we going?
[00:42] Mi
Looks like we're heading to a shop.
SIGN Weapons Shop
[00:46] M
What are we going to buy with no money?
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SIGN You've come to the right place for weapons and armor! Want to take a look around?
SIGN Weapons Shop Owner
SIGN Buy
Sell
[00:53] N
Sell.
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SIGN Wooden Sword
Wooden Spear
Small Knife
Ointment
[00:55] N
Wooden Sword, Wooden Spear,
[00:56] N
Small Knife, Ointment.
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SIGN }You've come to the right place for weapons and armor! Want to take a look around?
[00:58] L
Hey!
[01:00] Mi
We sold everything we had.
[01:03] L
I get it. They must be planning to buy
an expensive, powerful iron sword.
[01:08] M
I see.
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SIGN Weapons Shop Owner
SIGN You've come to the right place for weapons and armor! Want to take a look around?
SIGN Buy
Sell
[01:13] N
Buy.
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SIGN Iron Sword
Iron Spear
Iron Knife
Frilly Skirt
[01:15] N
Frilly Skirt.
[01:19] L
They went for looks over functionality!
[01:23] Mi
Um, I'm sorry.
[01:26] Mi
Looks like we're moving on.
SIGN Lynx Main Bridge
[01:33] L
When we talk to that soldier, a scene
will play to remove Mina from the party.
[01:38] M
The player's obviously trying to avoid it.
[01:41] Mi
Do I really have to leave?
[01:45] Py
Air Sword!
[01:47] Mi
Ah! The soldier!
[01:52] Py
I've found you, descendant of Hero Atishoo!
[01:56] M
Nicely done! That scene is gone now!
[01:59] Mi
Uh, wasn't his name Hero Achoous?
[02:02] L
Who are you?!
[02:04] Py
I am Pyurius, strategist for the Devil Army.
[02:09] Py
So, which of you wants to turn to dust first?
[02:13] Py
Wha?!
[02:15] Py
A-Are you the Holy Sister?!
[02:18] Py
How are you here? I thought I killed you!
[02:20] Mi
H-Huh? Who, me?
[02:23] Py
Take this! Air Sword!
[02:28] Py
Ngh! My magic is being repelled!
[02:35] M
I didn't see that coming.
[02:36] L
Who asked Pyurius to ad-lib all this?
[02:39] Py
So this is the Holy Sister's power...
[02:43] Mi
I didn't do anything! It was all him!
[02:50] Py
Then, I shall take my leave!
The rest is in your hands!
[02:54] L
H-Hold it!
[02:55] L
What do you mean, "Holy Sister"?
E5 - This Holy Sister is Junk!
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SIGN Episode 5
SIGN Episode 5
SIGN This Holy Sister is Junk!
SIGN This Holy Sister is Junk!
[00:00] N
Episode Five: "This Holy Sister Is Junk!"
SIGN Great Woodlands
[00:05] L
Er, Mina?
[00:07] L
If you're the "Holy Sister,"
does that mean you're strong?
[00:11] M
It'll be a difficult journey,
so we'd really appreciate your help.
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SIGN Holy Sister
Mina
[00:15] M
Oh, sure, if that's okay with you.
[00:18] L
Her class changed from
Maid to Holy Sister.
[00:22] M
With this, we've avoided
Mina leaving the party.
[00:26] L
But what's with this
"Holy Sister" stuff, anyway?
[00:28] M
A rejected idea.
SIGN Rejected
[00:30] M
It was shelved before release.
[00:33] L
Oh, rejected?
[00:36] ---
Then surely she won't be stronger than me.
[00:42] M
R-Right.
[00:44] Mi
Hero, we've encountered enemies!
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SIGN Mystery Tree x2
SIGN Wild Mystery Trees A and B appeared!
What will you do?
SIGN Wild Mystery Trees A and B appeared!
SIGN What will you do?
[00:50] M
We'll probably just flee again.
SIGN m 0 0 l 10 -10 l 194 -10 l 204 0 l 204 98 l 194 108 l 10 108 l 0 98
SIGN Attack
Magic
Item
Flee
[00:53] N
Attack.
[00:54] L
Attack?!
[00:56] L
Why are we fighting now?!
[00:59] M
After all that fleeing, we're only Level 1!
SIGN m 0 0 l 10 -10 l 210 -10 l 220 0 l 220 78 l 210 88 l 10 88 l 0 78
SIGN Here I go!
Take this!
[01:06] L
Even Mina's fighting?
SIGN m 0 0 l 10 -10 l 500 -10 l 510 0 l 510 20 l 500 30 l 10 30 l 0 20
SIGN m 0 0 l 10 -10 l 500 -10 l 510 0 l 510 60 l 500 70 l 10 70 l 0 60
SIGN Mystery Tree x2
SIGN Mystery Tree A was defeated!
SIGN Mystery Tree A was defeated!
[01:14] L
Wow, she OHKO'd it.
SIGN Mystery Tree
SIGN Mystery Tree B attacks.
SIGN m 0 0 l 10 -10 l 500 -10 l 510 0 l 510 20 l 500 30 l 10 30 l 0 20
SIGN m 0 0 l 10 -10 l 500 -10 l 510 0 l 510 60 l 500 70 l 10 70 l 0 60
SIGN Mystery Tree B attacks.
[01:27] L
Look at her go at Level 1.
[01:30] M
Wait, is the Holy Sister a broken character?
SIGN m 0 0 l 10 -10 l 210 -10 l 220 0 l 220 64 l 210 74 l 10 74 l 0 64
SIGN Here I go!
SIGN m 0 0 l 10 -10 l 210 -10 l 220 0 l 220 64 l 210 74 l 10 74 l 0 64
SIGN Take this!
SIGN m 0 0 l 10 -10 l 226 -10 l 236 0 l 236 78 l 226 88 l 10 88 l 0 78
SIGN Damn, I've
been defeated.
[01:43] M
Wait, is Mina's klutz trait acting up?
SIGN m 0 0 l 10 -10 l 210 -10 l 220 0 l 220 64 l 210 74 l 10 74 l 0 64
SIGN Here I go!
[01:49] M
No! Stay away from me!
[01:54] Mi
I'm sorry!
SIGN m 0 0 l 10 -10 l 226 -10 l 236 0 l 236 78 l 226 88 l 10 88 l 0 78
SIGN Stay safe,
everyone...
[01:59] L
Marius, you okay?
[02:01] M
Yes... We can revive at 1 HP
if Mina wins the battle.
SIGN m 0 0 l 10 -10 l 210 -10 l 220 0 l 220 78 l 210 88 l 10 88 l 0 78
SIGN Here I go!
Take this!
SIGN m 0 0 l 10 -10 l 226 -10 l 236 0 l 236 78 l 226 88 l 10 88 l 0 78
SIGN Damn, I've
been defeated.
SIGN m 0 0 l 10 -10 l 210 -10 l 220 0 l 220 78 l 210 88 l 10 88 l 0 78
SIGN Here I go!
Take this!
SIGN m 0 0 l 10 -10 l 226 -10 l 236 0 l 236 78 l 226 88 l 10 88 l 0 78
SIGN Stay safe,
everyone...
SIGN Level Up
SIGN Level Up
SIGN m 0 0 l 10 -10 l 170 -10 l 180 0 l 180 60 l 170 70 l 10 70 l 0 60
SIGN Holy Sister Lv.6
Mina
SIGN Level Up
[02:15] N
Mina leveled up.
[02:17] Mi
The battle's over.
[02:20] Mi
Are you two okay?
[02:23] L
Y-Yeah. Don't worry about us.
[02:27] Mi
Um... I'll take point from here.
[02:31] M
Thank you, Mina.
[02:34] Li
This is bad... Mina became a Holy Sister!
[02:39] Me
Sure, she's super strong,
but what's the problem?
[02:43] Li
We're just clerics!
[02:44] ---
There's no need for us with
a Holy Sister in the party!
[02:48] Me
That would suck! I want to
go on the hero's adventure!
[02:54] Li
Exactly! We need to come up with a plan!
E6 - These Heroines are Junk!
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SIGN Episode 6
SIGN Episode 6
SIGN These Heroines are Junk!
SIGN These Heroines are Junk!
[00:00] N
Episode Six: "These Heroines are Junk!"
[00:05] M
W-We'll reach the town shortly.
[00:08] L
I just pray the player will
choose to rest up at an inn.
[00:13] L
Ack! An enemy?!
[00:15] Li
Eek! Help!
[00:18] L
L-Lillia?
[00:21] M
It isn't yet time for you to appear.
[00:25] Li
I'm being attacked by a ferocious monster.
[00:27] Li
Save me.
[00:30] M
She's going off-script!
[00:32] L
Marius, Mina. We're helping this girl out.
[00:35] M
But we're still Level 1.
[00:38] L
We'll just have to deal with it.
[00:40] L
Huh?
SIGN m 0 0 l 10 -10 l 500 -10 l 510 0 l 510 20 l 500 30 l 10 30 l 0 20
SIGN Plump Bunny Baby
SIGN m 0 0 l 10 -10 l 500 -10 l 510 0 l 510 60 l 500 70 l 10 70 l 0 60
SIGN A wild Plump Bunny Baby appeared!
What will you do?
SIGN Plump Bunny Baby
[00:42] N
A wild Plump Bunny Baby appeared!
[00:45] Mi
Wait, by monster...
[00:48] L
...you mean this tiny bunny?
[00:51] Li
Indeed! Get it away from me!
[00:58] L
Back to the forest with you.
[01:00] Li
Such a brave, tough, and manly man.
[01:05] Li
I have fallen in love with you.
[01:08] Li
Take me along on your journey.
[01:11] L
Okay, you're being way too easy!
SIGN m 0 0 l 10 -10 l 500 -10 l 510 0 l 510 20 l 500 30 l 10 30 l 0 20
SIGN m 0 0 l 10 -10 l 500 -10 l 510 0 l 510 45 l 500 55 l 10 55 l 0 45
SIGN Do you want to recruit Lillia?
SIGN Lillia
[01:14] N
Do you want to recruit Lillia?
SIGN m 0 0 l 10 -10 l 194 -10 l 204 0 l 204 50 l 194 60 l 10 60 l 0 50
SIGN Aye
Hell naw
[01:16] N
Hell naw.
[01:18] Li
Huh? Why not?
[01:20] Li
Hurry up, or she'll get here!
[01:23] M
"She"?
[01:25] Me
Eek!
[01:27] L
What now?
[01:30] Me
Help!
[01:33] L
Mellie?
[01:35] Li
Ack, she's here.
[01:38] Me
Help me! I'm in big trouble!
[01:43] L
How can we help you? And with what?
SIGN m 0 0 l 10 -10 l 500 -10 l 510 0 l 510 20 l 500 30 l 10 30 l 0 20
SIGN Kitten
SIGN m 0 0 l 10 -10 l 500 -10 l 510 0 l 510 45 l 500 55 l 10 55 l 0 45
SIGN A wild kitten appeared! What will you do?
[01:46] N
A wild kitten appeared!
[01:48] Me
This kitty's so cute, I can't keep my hands off her!
[01:55] L
Back to your mother with you.
[01:59] Me
You are so courageous!
[02:01] ---
Please allow me to accompany
you on your journey!
SIGN m 0 0 l 10 -10 l 500 -10 l 510 0 l 510 20 l 500 30 l 10 30 l 0 20
SIGN Mellie
SIGN m 0 0 l 10 -10 l 500 -10 l 510 0 l 510 45 l 500 55 l 10 55 l 0 45
SIGN Do you want to recruit Mellie?
[02:05] N
Do you want to recruit Mellie?
SIGN m 0 0 l 10 -10 l 194 -10 l 204 0 l 204 50 l 194 60 l 10 60 l 0 50
SIGN Aye
I refuse
[02:07] N
I refuse.
[02:09] Me
What?!
[02:12] Li
Hey, Mellie. You copied my plan, didn't you?
[02:16] Me
Oh, shaddup, you cheating junk heroine.
[02:21] Li
Says the plagiarizing junk heroine!
[02:24] Me
I have no idea what you're talking about.
[02:25] M
Hey, you two. The camera's pointed this way.
[02:29] Me
Choose me, player,
and Lillia will strip for you!
[02:33] Li
Mellie will strip for you!
And she'll even pose however you want!
[02:38] L
They started talking directly to the player!
[02:43] Mi
Knock it off!
[02:48] Mi
I don't want to see such sad sales pitches!
[02:52] L
Wait up, Mina.
[02:56] Bo
Take us with you, too!
E7 - This Quest Is Junk!
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SIGN Episode 7
SIGN Episode 7
SIGN This Quest Is Junk!
SIGN This Quest Is Junk!
[00:00] N
Episode Seven: "This Quest Is Junk!"
SIGN Town of Westeria
[00:05] V
I hear terrifying monsters have
taken over the woods to the north.
[00:09] V
I saw a large wolf.
[00:11] V
It was in the woods to the north.
[00:14] M
We probably shouldn't go to the north woods.
[00:18] L
The townsfolk won't shut
up about the north woods.
[00:21] M
It's to prevent the player
from ignoring the quest.
[00:23] Li
Well, I'm sick of hearing about it.
SIGN The Elder's Home
[00:27] El
Oh, no! Oh, no...
[00:29] El
What will I do?
[00:31] El
What ever will I do?
[00:33] M
It's a typical old man in trouble...
[00:35] ---
What shall we do?
[00:37] L
Is something wrong, sir?
[00:40] L
You can talk to me.
[00:41] Bo
Squee! Hero!
[00:45] El
My, are you travelers?
[00:47] ---
Please hear our request!
SIGN Defeat the monsters terrifying Westeria.
[00:51] N
Defeat the monsters terrifying Westeria.
SIGN North Woods
[00:55] M
This is the north woods.
[00:57] M
Watch out for wolf monsters.
[00:59] L
Actually, watch out for anything you see.
[01:03] Mi
Um, I have a high-quality knife
equipped for some reason.
[01:07] M
Sadly, you're the strongest one here.
SIGN m 0 0 l 10 -10 l 500 -10 l 510 0 l 510 20 l 500 30 l 10 30 l 0 20
SIGN Gale Wolf x2
SIGN m 0 0 l 10 -10 l 500 -10 l 510 0 l 510 60 l 500 70 l 10 70 l 0 60
SIGN Wild Gale Wolves A and B appeared! What will you do?
[01:14] N
Wild Gale Wolves A and B appeared!
[01:17] Me
The rumored monsters!
[01:20] L
Took 'em no time to show up.
[01:21] M
Get behind us, ladies!
[01:23] Mi
O-Okay.
SIGN m 0 0 l 10 -10 l 500 -10 l 510 0 l 510 20 l 500 30 l 10 30 l 0 20
SIGN Gale Wolf x2
SIGN m 0 0 l 10 -10 l 500 -10 l 510 0 l 510 60 l 500 70 l 10 70 l 0 60
SIGN Gale Wolf A attacks.
SIGN The hero is wiped out...
Marius is wiped out...
[01:26] N
The hero is wiped out...
[01:28] N
Marius is wiped out...
SIGN m 0 0 l 10 -10 l 200 -10 l 210 0 l 210 68 l 200 78 l 10 78 l 0 68
SIGN Damn, I've
been defeated.
SIGN m 0 0 l 10 -10 l 200 -10 l 210 0 l 210 68 l 200 78 l 10 78 l 0 68
[01:30] L
Damn, I couldn't do a thing!
SIGN Stay safe,
everyone...
[01:35] Mi
Here I go!
SIGN Mina attacks.
SIGN m 0 0 l 10 -10 l 500 -10 l 510 0 l 510 60 l 500 70 l 10 70 l 0 60
[01:39] N
Gale Wolf A was defeated.
SIGN Gale Wolf A was defeated.
SIGN Mina attacks.
[01:42] N
Gale Wolf B was defeated.
SIGN Gale Wolf B was defeated.
[01:46] L
They didn't make this easy.
[01:48] M
They're still alive.
[01:49] ---
Talk about tough.
[01:52] Li
You're one to talk.
[01:56] Me
Look! Baby monsters!
[02:00] Li
Wait, were they trying to protect their pups?
[02:04] L
Crap, this makes things awkward.
[02:06] Mi
Hero, can't we just let them go?
[02:11] M
I understand how you feel, but we
can't ignore dangerous monsters.
[02:15] Mi
But they haven't hurt anybody!
I feel bad for them!
SIGN m 0 0 l 10 -10 l 500 -10 l 510 0 l 510 20 l 500 30 l 10 30 l 0 20
SIGN Gale Wolf x2
SIGN m 0 0 l 10 -10 l 500 -10 l 510 0 l 510 60 l 500 70 l 10 70 l 0 60
SIGN Will you kill the two Gale Wolves?
[02:20] N
Will you kill the two Gale Wolves?
SIGN m 0 0 l 10 -10 l 194 -10 l 204 0 l 204 50 l 194 60 l 10 60 l 0 50
SIGN Yep
Nah
[02:23] N
Yep.
[02:24] L
We accepted the request.
We have to fulfill it.
[02:28] M
Mina, don't tell me...
[02:31] Mi
Can we really not spare them?
[02:34] L
The strongest heroine is
going all-in, full throttle!
SIGN Will you kill the two Gale Wolves?
SIGN m 0 0 l 10 -10 l 500 -10 l 510 0 l 510 60 l 500 70 l 10 70 l 0 60
SIGN m 0 0 l 10 -10 l 500 -10 l 510 0 l 510 20 l 500 30 l 10 30 l 0 20
SIGN Gale Wolf x2
SIGN m 0 0 l 10 -10 l 194 -10 l 204 0 l 204 50 l 194 60 l 10 60 l 0 50
SIGN Yep
Nah
[02:39] N
Nah.
SIGN m 0 0 l 10 -10 l 500 -10 l 510 0 l 510 60 l 500 70 l 10 70 l 0 60
SIGN Will you kill the two Gale Wolves?
[02:40] Me
They switched choices?!
[02:42] Li
They did nothing of the sort when we asked!
[02:46] Mi
Thank you so much!
[02:48] Mi
You're very kind!
[02:50] M
Mina may have become the Holy
Sister in every sense of the word.
[02:51] Li
Why only Mina?!
[02:53] Me
No fair!
SIGN m 0 0 l 10 -10 l 500 -10 l 510 0 l 510 60 l 500 70 l 10 70 l 0 60
SIGN The Gale Wolf family manages to survive.
[02:56] N
The Gale Wolf family manages to survive.
E8 - This Main Story Quest Is Junk!
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SIGN Episode 8
SIGN Episode 8
SIGN This Main Story Quest Is Junk!
SIGN This Main Story Quest Is Junk!
[00:00] N
Episode Eight: "This Main Story Quest Is Junk!"
[00:05] Li
Hooray, hooray, Hero!
[00:07] Me
Fight, fight, Hero!
[00:11] L
What are those two up to now?
[00:13] Bo
L-O-V-E Hero!
[00:14] M
It seems they gave on being main heroine
[00:16] Bo
Let's go, let's go, Hero!
[00:17] ---
and chose to be the best sub-members.
[00:20] L
Well, Mina was way too main
heroine-ish last time.
[00:25] M
This game lets you take a
party of three to battle,
[00:29] M
but there's no limit to
the number of sub-members.
[00:32] M
If their support commands succeed,
[00:34] M
it'll buff the party's
multi-attack and so on.
SIGN Multi-attack Up
[00:37] L
Wait a sec!
[00:38] ---
If that combines with Mina's klutz passive...
[00:41] M
Enemies spotted!
SIGN m 0 0 l 10 -10 l 500 -10 l 510 0 l 510 20 l 500 30 l 10 30 l 0 20
SIGN Fluffy Bunny x3
SIGN m 0 0 l 10 -10 l 500 -10 l 510 0 l 510 60 l 500 70 l 10 70 l 0 60
SIGN Wild Bunnies A, B, and C appeared! What will you do?
[00:45] N
Wild Bunnies A, B, and C appeared.
SIGN m 0 0 l 10 -10 l 194 -10 l 204 0 l 204 97 l 194 107 l 10 107 l 0 97
SIGN Attack
Magic
Item
Flee
[00:48] N
Mina attacks.
SIGN Mina attacks!
[00:50] M
Here I go!
SIGN m 0 0 l 10 -10 l 210 -10 l 220 0 l 220 78 l 210 88 l 10 88 l 0 78
SIGN Here I go!
Take this!
[00:51] Mi
Take this!
[00:53] L
...we'll get attacked...
[00:56] Bo
Hooray, hooray!
SIGN m 0 0 l 10 -10 l 500 -10 l 510 0 l 510 60 l 500 70 l 10 70 l 0 60
SIGN Support boost activates a multi-attack!
[00:57] N
Support boost activates a multi-attack!
SIGN m 0 0 l 10 -10 l 210 -10 l 220 0 l 220 78 l 210 88 l 10 88 l 0 78
SIGN I'm not done!
[01:01] Mi
I'm not done!
[01:02] M
...even more!
[01:05] M
We're much more likely to
be hit by her attacks now.
[01:10] L
Yeah.
SIGN Level up
[01:12] Mi
I'm so sorry, you two!
SIGN m 0 0 l 10 -10 l 500 -10 l 510 0 l 510 60 l 500 70 l 10 70 l 0 60
[01:15] N
You won the battle.
SIGN You won the battle.
Mina has leveled up.
[01:16] N
Mina has leveled up.
[01:21] Li
Hooray, hooray, Mina!
[01:23] Me
Fight, fight, Mina!
[01:28] L
Those two...
[01:30] M
Let's have them take our places sometime.
SIGN Fishing Town Icaly
[01:36] L
I think this town has a
main story quest, right?
[01:40] M
Indeed it does!
[01:41] M
Hero Achoous sealed a shield
away in this region!
[01:46] Li
Achoous...
[01:48] Me
That name really kills the hype.
[01:51] M
Ahem.
[01:52] M
Let's go gather information.
[01:55] C
This is a very mundane town,
except for having the hero's shield.
[01:59] C
Come to think of it, it'll be low tide soon.
[02:02] C
Some caves along the coast become
accessible during low tide.
[02:06] L
They're telling us to go grab the shield
from the caves during low tide, right?
[02:12] Li
How very obvious, yet again.
[02:14] M
O-Okay, let us head to the caves!
SIGN The Sealed Away Hero's Shield
[02:18] N
The Sealed Away Hero's Shield.
[02:22] Mi
You're all still Level 1...
Shouldn't we have prepared more?
[02:27] L
Mina...
[02:29] L
If the player tells us to go as
we are, we'll follow their orders.
SIGN Metal Scorpion and Spear Merman appeared! What will you do?
SIGN m 0 0 l 10 -10 l 500 -10 l 510 0 l 510 20 l 500 30 l 10 30 l 0 20
SIGN m 0 0 l 10 -10 l 500 -10 l 510 0 l 510 60 l 500 70 l 10 70 l 0 60
SIGN Metal Scorpion Spear Merman
[02:35] N
Metal Scorpion and Spear Merman appeared.
SIGN m 0 0 l 10 -10 l 194 -10 l 204 0 l 204 97 l 194 107 l 10 107 l 0 97
SIGN Attack
Magic
Item
Flee
[02:38] N
Mina attacks.
SIGN Mina attacks!
[02:40] N
The Hero was defeated.
SIGN The Hero was defeated.
Marius was defeated.
[02:41] N
Marius was defeated.
SIGN m 0 0 l 10 -10 l 210 -10 l 220 0 l 220 64 l 210 74 l 10 74 l 0 64
SIGN Here I go!
[02:45] Mi
Take that!
[02:47] Me
Are you okay, Hero?
[02:50] L
If we can conquer the dungeon this
way, these sacrifices are trivial.
[02:56] Bo
Hero!
E9 - This Cleric Is Junk!
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SIGN Episode 9
SIGN Episode 9
SIGN This Cleric Is Junk!
SIGN This Cleric Is Junk!
[00:00] N
Episode 9: "This Cleric Is Junk!"
[00:06] M
Look, there's an altar.
[00:09] Mi
It has a pillar of light at its center.
[00:11] L
That has to be the shield
Hero Achoous left behind.
[00:18] L
I'm gonna borrow this
to save the world, okay?
[00:24] L
Owie...
[00:26] Mi
Are you okay?
[00:28] Me
That looked like it hurt.
[00:30] M
The shield appears to be sealed.
[00:33] Li
Hero, this is a seal that can
only be dispelled by a cleric.
[00:37] Li
Let me handle it.
[00:40] Me
This thieving junk heroine,
trying to steal the spotlight!
[00:46] Li
O Goddess Elouisa.
[00:48] Li
I, Lillia, child of Gaia, pray to you.
[00:52] Li
Though Heaven and Earth may be far apart,
my beating heart continues to desire.
[00:56] Li
With your boundless compassion,
grant me your powers.
[01:02] L
Whoa.
[01:03] Mi
So pretty.
[01:05] M
You're doing great, Lillia.
Following the script to the T!
[01:17] Li
Huh? Why?
[01:19] Mi
Are you okay, Lillia?
[01:23] Me
You can't even dispel a seal?
Some cleric you are!
[01:27] Me
Maybe you should change classes
to "just some loud woman."
[01:31] Li
Oh, shut your mouth!
SIGN Script
[01:35] L
If we don't obtain that shield,
it's going to affect the whole story line.
[01:40] Me
Rest assured, Hero.
[01:42] Me
I, Mellie, shall dispel this seal
for you, like a real cleric!
[01:48] L
O-Okay. Counting on you.
[01:51] Li
You'll pay for this later!
[01:54] Me
O Goddess Elouisa.
[01:57] Me
I, Mellie, child of Gaia, pray to you.
[02:00] Me
Though Heaven and Earth may be far apart,
my beating heart continues to desire.
[02:04] Me
With your boundless compassion,
grant me your powers!
[02:10] L
Whoa!
[02:11] Mi
We should be okay this time.
[02:13] Li
Hmph. She's not doing anything special.
[02:27] M
Again?
[02:28] Me
Why? This isn't right!
[02:34] Li
You couldn't do it, either!
[02:36] Li
Maybe you should change classes
to "some grumpy brat."
[02:41] Me
I'll try again!
[02:45] Li
Step aside. I'll do this.
[02:50] M
Hero, do you think...
[02:53] L
Yeah... Mina, could you give it a shot?
[02:57] Mi
Huh?
E10 - This Seal Is Junk!
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SIGN Episode 10
SIGN Episode 10
SIGN This Seal Is Junk!
SIGN This Seal Is Junk!
[00:00] Nar
Episode 10: "This Seal Is Junk!"
[00:05] Pink
Um... How are you doing, Goddess?
[00:10] Pink
It's me, Mina.
[00:12] Pink
I was hoping you'd let
me borrow this shield.
[00:15] Pink
Pretty please.
[00:17] Yellow
What's with that super normal wish?
[00:19] Grey
Hope she's burnt to a crisp
by the Goddess's wrath.
[00:23] Hero
Hey, now...
[00:30] Hero
What in the world is she doing?
[00:32] Blue
Maybe she thinks she's at some shrine?
[00:42] Pink
I got it!
[00:43] Both
Huh?!
[00:44] Hero
Well done, Mina!
[00:47] Blue
Perhaps her Holy Sister
status came into effect.
[00:50] Hero
We're still in the middle of this quest,
[00:52] ---
so let's talk after the power turns off.
[00:55] Blue
Right. Let's go, Lillia and Mellie.
[00:58] Yellow
But I'm a cleric...
[01:00] Mellie
You can't be serious.
[01:02] Hero
It's no use.
[01:03] ---
They're both unable to move from the shock.
SIGN Spear Merman A and B appeared!
What will you do?
SIGN Spear Merman x2
SIGN m 0 0 l 10 -10 l 500 -10 l 510 0 l 510 20 l 500 30 l 10 30 l 0 20
SIGN m 0 0 l 10 -10 l 500 -10 l 510 0 l 510 60 l 500 70 l 10 70 l 0 60
[01:07] Nar
Spear Merman A and B appeared!
[01:10] Nar
Spear Merman A attacks!
SIGN Spear Merman A attacks!
Mina receives 0 damage.
[01:12] Nar
Mina receives 0 damage.
SIGN m 0 0 l 10 -10 l 194 -10 l 204 0 l 204 97 l 194 107 l 10 107 l 0 97
SIGN Attack
Magic
Item
Flee
[01:13] Nar
Mina attacks!
SIGN Mina attacks!
Spear Merman A was defeated.
[01:15] Nar
Spear Merman A was defeated.
SIGN Mina attacks!
Spear Merman B was defeated.
[01:17] Nar
Spear Merman B was defeated.
[01:21] Mina
The exit is this way, everyone.
[01:23] Hero
Is it just me, or did
Mina get stronger again?
[01:27] Blue
Who exactly is the hero here?
[01:30] Nar
The Hero has obtained Hero Achoous's shield.
SIGN m 0 0 l 10 -10 l 500 -10 l 510 0 l 510 60 l 500 70 l 10 70 l 0 60
SIGN The Hero has obtained Hero Achoous's shield.
SIGN Gloom
[01:38] Yellow
So... Where did I go wrong?
[01:41] Mina
I'm sorry!
[01:43] ---
I didn't mean to overstep my boundaries.
[01:46] Blue
Apparently, since Mina became a Holy Sister
[01:48] ---
the power of our two clerics has weakened.
[01:52] Horns
Um... Did you need any help from me?
[01:56] Hero
Devil, you're the last boss, so you're
just going to make things worse.
SIGN Sulk
[02:01] Horns
I see... Yes, of course.
[02:06] Blue
The second go round might be done for.
[02:08] Hero
Look, we're just going to have to put our
heads together and get through this.
[02:13] Blue
The problem is that everyone
does whatever they want!
[02:17] Blue
Who the hell is Achoous?!
SIGN Achoo!!
SIGN m 0 0 l 10 -10 l 540 -10 l 550 0 l 550 73 l 540 83 l 10 83 l 0 73
SIGN That's...
Where Achoous sleeps.
[02:20] Hero
What the heck am I supposed to do
about a physiological phenomenon?!
[02:24] Blue
It's messed up that the
maid is a Holy Sister!
[02:29] King
Man, that's rough.
[02:31] Purple
I lost my turn because of that, too.
[02:35] Horns
I apologize about my subordinate.
[02:38] Hero
Where the hell is Pyurius?
This is all their fault to begin with!
[02:42] Horns
Their job was done so they went fishing...
[02:46] Hood
Look at this haul!
[02:48] Hero
That bastard!
[02:50] Green
Shut yer traps!
[02:57] Hero
The Goddess?!
E11 - This Goddess Is Junk!
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SIGN Episode 11
SIGN Episode 11
SIGN This Goddess Is Junk!
SIGN This Goddess Is Junk!
[00:00] N
Episode Eleven: "This Goddess Is Junk!"
[00:05] L
Elouisa? What's going on?
SIGN m 0 0 l 10 -10 l 180 -10 l 190 0 l 190 60 l 180 70 l 10 70 l 0 60
SIGN Goddess
Elouisa
[00:08] E
Don't give me that!
[00:10] ---
You guys ruined my buzz
with how loud you're being!
[00:13] M
Goddess Elouisa.
[00:15] M
She's wise and magnanimous...
or, well, is supposed to be.
[00:19] E
Hey, Extra! Pour me some booze!
[00:21] E
M-Ma'am!
[00:23] M
But she's a cavewoman behind the scenes.
[00:26] L
Don't just show up partway
and run your mouth!
[00:28] ---
We're busy sorting out this mess!
[00:32] E
Pathetic. You made your choice,
now live with it.
[00:37] M
Well, yes, but how do we do that?
[00:42] E
Hey, open up your status dialogs.
SIGN m 0 0 l 10 -10 l 170 -10 l 180 0 l 180 140 l 170 150 l 10 150 l 0 140
SIGN m 0 0 l 10 -10 l 170 -10 l 180 0 l 180 140 l 170 150 l 10 150 l 0 140
SIGN m 0 0 l 10 -10 l 170 -10 l 180 0 l 180 140 l 170 150 l 10 150 l 0 140
SIGN Mina
Holy Sister
HP 250
MP 140
SIGN Leedis
Hero
HP 50
MP 50
SIGN Marius
Sage
HP 50
MP 90
[00:46] Mi
Like this?
SIGN m 0 0 l 10 -10 l 170 -10 l 180 0 l 180 140 l 170 150 l 10 150 l 0 140
SIGN m 0 0 l 10 -10 l 170 -10 l 180 0 l 180 140 l 170 150 l 10 150 l 0 140
SIGN Mellie
Grumpy Brat
HP 50
MP 50
SIGN Lillia
Loud Woman
HP 50
MP 50
[00:49] Li
What the heck?!
[00:50] ---
I've gone from cleric to loud woman!
[00:53] Me
And I'm listed as a grumpy brat now!
SIGN m 0 0 l 10 -10 l 170 -10 l 180 0 l 180 80 l 170 90 l 10 90 l 0 80
SIGN Mina
Holy Sister
[01:00] E
God, that was funny.
[01:02] E
Now, Mina's actually listed as holy sister.
[01:07] E
Which means, if you can fix her up,
you can maintain consistency.
[01:12] M
Can we?
[01:14] ---
She was an ordinary maid, at first!
[01:17] E
Just say Mina was the hidden,
one true cleric,
[01:22] ---
and the others were fake decoys.
[01:26] Bo
Fakes?!
[01:28] Lo
Oh, dear.
[01:30] L
I see. That'd make sense,
even if she was formerly a maid.
[01:35] E
Open up your action algorithm now.
[01:38] Mi
Like this?
SIGN m 0 0 l 10 -10 l 690 -10 l 700 0 l 700 212 l 690 222 l 10 222 l 0 212
SIGN Mina's Action Algorithm
Attack Allies 95%
Attack Enemies 3%
Freeze up in fear 2%
[01:39] N
Attack Allies: 95 percent.
[01:42] L
She's just out to kill her allies!
[01:46] E
She's basically a hit man sent by the kingdom!
[01:51] Mi
I'm not a hit man!
[01:54] L
What's the meaning of this, King?
[01:56] Ki
Huh? I know nothing!
[01:59] M
Elouisa! Quit laughing and do something!
[02:06] E
I know, I know.
SIGN Mina's Action Algorithm
Attack Allies 95%
Attack Enemies 3%
Freeze up in fear 2%
SIGN m 0 0 l 10 -10 l 440 -10 l 450 0 l 450 250 l 440 260 l 10 260 l 0 250
SIGN Mina's Action Algorithm
Freeze up in fear 95%
Attack Enemies 3%
Freeze up in fear 2%
[02:09] N
Freeze up in fear: 95 %.
[02:12] E
There. Now it'll be rare
for her to attack you.
[02:16] Mi
It hurt me so much to hurt them...
[02:21] Mi
Thank you!
[02:23] E
There, there.
[02:25] E
You shit leads could learn a thing
or two from this good girl.
[02:28] L
But we can't beat any enemies at Level 1.
[02:32] M
The player won't be able
to progress like this.
[02:36] E
Pathetic.
[02:38] E
Don't worry about that.
[02:40] E
I set up a little thingy to fix that.
[02:43] L
"Thingy"?
[02:46] N
Now Loading...
[02:47] M
The game's been booted up!
[02:49] ---
Everyone back to your posts!
[02:51] E
Good luck, have fun!
[02:56] L
Hey, tell us what you did!
E12 - I Won't Let You Call Us a Junk Anime!
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SIGN Episode 12
SIGN Episode 12
SIGN I Won't Let You Call Us a Junk Anime!
SIGN I Won't Let You Call Us a Junk Anime!
[00:00] N
Episode Twelve: "I Won't Let
You Call Us a Junk Anime!"
[00:05] L
Hey, Mina,
[00:06] L
any idea what Elouisa did?
[00:10] Mi
I'm sorry. I don't have a clue, myself.
[00:13] L
I'd really like to find out
before the next battle.
[00:18] Li
Eek!
[00:19] Me
An enemy!
SIGN m 0 0 l 10 -10 l 500 -10 l 510 0 l 510 20 l 500 30 l 10 30 l 0 20
SIGN m 0 0 l 10 -10 l 500 -10 l 510 0 l 510 60 l 500 70 l 10 70 l 0 60
SIGN Armored Beast
SIGN A wild Armored Beast appeared! What will you do?
[00:22] N
A wild Armored Beast appeared.
[00:24] L
Of course we'd get a random encounter now!
SIGN m 0 0 l 10 -10 l 194 -10 l 204 0 l 204 97 l 194 107 l 10 107 l 0 97
SIGN Attack
Magic
Item
Flee
[00:27] N
Mina is too scared to attack.
SIGN m 0 0 l 10 -10 l 530 -10 l 540 0 l 540 38 l 530 48 l 10 48 l 0 38
SIGN Mina is too scared to attack.
SIGN m 0 0 l 10 -10 l 202 -10 l 212 0 l 212 90 l 202 100 l 10 100 l 0 90
SIGN Eeeek!
Stay away
from me!
[00:33] L
It's good that she isn't
attacking allies now...
[00:36] M
...but we can't fight like this!
SIGN m 0 0 l 10 -10 l 500 -10 l 510 0 l 510 20 l 500 30 l 10 30 l 0 20
SIGN Armored Beast
SIGN m 0 0 l 10 -10 l 500 -10 l 510 0 l 510 60 l 500 70 l 10 70 l 0 60
SIGN Armored Beast attacks.
[00:39] N
Armored Beast attacks Mina!
[00:42] L
The enemy's heading for Mina!
SIGN m 0 0 l 10 -10 l 202 -10 l 212 0 l 212 90 l 202 100 l 10 100 l 0 90
SIGN I asked you
to stay away
from me...
[00:51] M
Did she... just do a counter?!
[00:53] M
This is the "thingie"
Elouisa was talking about!
[00:56] Li
Counters from an overpowered character...
[00:59] Me
Just thinking about is scary.
SIGN m 0 0 l 10 -10 l 500 -10 l 510 0 l 510 20 l 500 30 l 10 30 l 0 20
SIGN m 0 0 l 10 -10 l 500 -10 l 510 0 l 510 60 l 500 70 l 10 70 l 0 60
SIGN Armored Beast
SIGN Armored Beast was defeated.
[01:02] N
The Armored Beast was defeated.
[01:05] N
Leedis has leveled up.
SIGN m 0 0 l 10 -10 l 463 -10 l 473 0 l 473 67 l 463 77 l 10 77 l 0 67
SIGN Leedis has leveled up.
Marius has leveled up.
[01:07] N
Marius has leveled up.
[01:10] L
I see! We gained XP because
we remained alive!
[01:15] M
Now we can make progress!
[01:20] L
It was such a rough time, you had to cry?
[01:23] L
All right! Our adventure is just beginning!
[01:27] All
Yeah!
SIGN m 0 0 l 10 -10 l 549 -10 l 559 0 l 559 72 l 549 82 l 10 82 l 0 72
SIGN And that's how the hero and his party restored peace to the world.
[01:30] N
And that's how the hero etc...
[01:34] All
A job well done!
[01:38] L
Er, it was a wild replay,
[01:41] L
but we managed to get the
game on track and finish!
[01:45] Bo
Yo, Hero! You led us marvelously!
SIGN Blush
[01:51] Li
The game's reputation is recovering, too.
[01:53] Mi
I was so worried when I was
suddenly the Holy Sister.
[01:57] Me
My character's gained a strong
foothold as a sub-member, too.
SIGN m 0 0 l 244 0 l 244 51 l 0 51
SIGN Anonymous Hero
lol at a cleric changing classes
to grumpy brat.
[02:02] Lo
Maybe I should join in somewhere, as well.
[02:08] Py
My ad-libbing seems to have paid off big time.
[02:11] Vi
Uh, Pyurius? We need to have
a little talk about that.
[02:16] Ki
Achoo!
[02:17] E
What ever will I do?
[02:20] El
Bring me the booze! Someone go buy more!
[02:24] Lo
By the way, I don't see the sage.
[02:28] L
He should be back anytime now.
[02:32] L
I asked Marius to go check
the reviews for this anime.
[02:38] Li
If the anime does well...
[02:40] Lo
...it'll help the game.
[02:42] Me
And the manga!
[02:44] Mi
I can't wait to find out!
[02:47] El
You heard 'em.
[02:50] M
I'm too scared to go check.
[02:53] M
Everyone, please, like and
give us a high rating!
SIGN Anime "Don't Call Us a Junk Game!" Official
SIGN #dontcallusajunkgame