# Don't Call Us A JUNK GAME!
The characters in a post-ending RPG world take matters into their own hands in a New Game+, as they refuse to go down in history as a JUNK GAME!
# Season 1
# E1 - This Is a JUNK GAME!
Source: [Crunchyroll](https://www.crunchyroll.com/watch/GR8M2124R/this-is-a-junk-game)
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***SIGN*** Episode 1
***SIGN*** Episode 1
***SIGN*** This Is a JUNK GAME!
***SIGN*** This Is a JUNK GAME!
**[00:01] ---**
Episode 1: "This Is a JUNK GAME!"
**[00:05] N**
And that's how the hero and his party
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***SIGN*** And that's how the hero and his party
restored peace to the world.
**[00:07] N**
restored peace to the world.
**[00:11] All**
A job well done!
***SIGN*** The Plains of Origin
**[00:15] L**
Er, thanks to everyone's efforts,
**[00:18] L**
the game has reached its good ending.
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***SIGN*** Hero
Leedis
**[00:23] Bo**
Yo, Hero! You gave the
performance of a century!
***SIGN*** Coy
**[00:27] L**
We're off-duty until the game restarts.
**[00:30] L**
Drink, eat, and rest your bodies.
**[00:32] All**
Long live holidays!
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***SIGN*** Heroine 1
Lillia
**[00:39] Lillia**
We should've done this at
the Royal Palace instead.
**[00:42] Mag**
But the program forbids us from
entering towns or villages...
**[00:47] Mel**
You shouldn't have said that!
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***SIGN*** Heroine 2
Mellie
**[00:49] Mel**
This why you can't be the
main heroine, Lillia.
**[00:52] Li**
Say what?!
**[00:54] Li**
*You're* the minor heroine,
and your chest is just as minor!
**[00:57] Mel**
What?!
**[00:59] Lo**
My, my. This is a problem.
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***SIGN*** Heroine 3
Louise
**[01:03] L**
C'mon, let's, at least, not fight
during the wrap party.
**[01:06] Mel**
In complete agreement.
**[01:09] Li**
Quit rubbing up against him!
**[01:12] Lo**
By the way, I don't see the sage.
**[01:16] L**
He should be back anytime now.
**[01:21] L**
Marius, how were the reviews?
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***SIGN*** Sage
Marius
**[01:25] M**
All the reviews say this game...
**[01:28] M**
is junk!
**[01:30] All**
Wha...
**[01:31] All**
What?!
**[01:34] L**
But this is a retro fantasy
with a conventional story.
**[01:38] L**
And they call it junk? It must be a mistake!
**[01:41] M**
The exact words were "a junk hodgepodge."
***SIGN*** Junk Hodgepodge
**[01:45] Lo**
I wonder where we went wrong.
**[01:47] Mel**
Our developers worked so hard, too, chanting...
**[01:49] Devs**
Crazy deadline...
***SIGN*** Crazy Deadline...
**[01:51] Mel**
...the entire time.
**[01:53] Li**
And it gets called junk?
**[01:55] ---**
I feel so bad for them!
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**[01:57] L**
Hey! Don't look so dejected!
**[02:00] M**
First, the comments on the story.
**[02:02] M**
"Incoherent."
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***SIGN*** Anonymous Hero 2019/04/20(Sat)
Incoherent...
**[02:03] M**
"No depth."
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***SIGN*** Anonymous Hero 2019/04/20(Sat)
No depth lol
**[02:05] M**
"You kidding me?!"
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***SIGN*** Anonymous Hero 2019/04/20(Sat)
You kidding me?!
**[02:06] L**
How about everything else?
**[02:08] M**
Comments on the heroines were...
***SIGN*** Lillia joined your party
***SIGN*** Thank you for saving me
from those monsters ♥
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**[02:11] M**
"The hero's too popular."
**[02:11] Li**
*Thank you.*
**[02:12] M**
"The heroines are too easy."
**[02:12] Mel**
*Our eyes met!*
***SIGN*** Melli joined your party
***SIGN*** Our eyes met!
**[02:14] M**
"Way too easy."
**[02:14] Lo**
*You look exactly like my late father...*
***SIGN*** Louise joined your party
***SIGN*** You look exactly like
my late father...
**[02:17] Mel**
You heard 'em, Lillia.
**[02:19] Li**
They're talking about you, Mellie.
**[02:21] M**
Et cetera, et cetera.
***SIGN*** Anonymous Hero 2019/04/20(Sat)
No change in conversations!
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Items don't carry over!
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No hidden dungeons...
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No change in conversations!
***SIGN*** Anonymous Hero 2019/04/20(Sat)
Items don't carry over!
**[02:24] L**
Looking at this, we really do have nothing.
***SIGN*** Gloom
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**[02:27] Lo**
Gamers won't replay the game if it's
just the same thing all over again.
**[02:33] L**
We have no choice.
We have to use the Edit Mode!
**[02:36] M**
What? Edit Mode grants the
characters total freedom!
**[02:39] M**
There's a risk the story will fall apart!
**[02:42] L**
We're gonna have to make
this a fun game ourselves!
**[02:46] L**
Never again will they call us a junk game!
**[02:49] All**
Let's do it!
**[02:50] All**
Agreed!
**[02:51] All**
Let's do a New Game+ in Edit Mode!
**[02:54] All**
Yeah!
**[02:56] M**
Is this going to be all right?
# E2 - This System Is Junk!
Source: [Crunchyroll](https://www.crunchyroll.com/watch/G6DV0D016/this-system-is-junk)
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***SIGN*** Episode 2
***SIGN*** Episode 2
***SIGN*** This System Is Junk!
***SIGN*** This System Is Junk!
**[00:00] N**
Episode Two: "This System Is Junk!"
**[00:05] N**
The Kingdom was thriving in peace and prosperity, when one day...
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***SIGN*** The Kingdom was thriving in peace
and prosperity, when one day...
**[00:09] N**
Skip the movie?
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***SIGN*** Skip the
movie?
***SIGN*** Yes
No
**[00:10] N**
Yes!
***SIGN*** ►
***SIGN*** Audience Chamber
**[00:12] L**
Uh, we started a second run,
but the opening movie got skipped!
**[00:16] M**
Keep it down.
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***SIGN*** Camera Crystal
***SIGN*** Stare...
***SIGN*** Stare...
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**[00:19] M**
The text display system will notice!
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***SIGN*** The King
**[00:23] K**
Thank you for coming, descendant of the hero.
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***SIGN*** I'm sure you've already heard, but our
kingdom teeters on the brink of destruction.
**[00:30] L**
Long lines already.
**[00:33] M**
If he flubs his lines,
it'll mess up the text, too.
***SIGN*** The evil god has built a castle to the north,
destabilizing the entire region...
**[00:37] L**
Please don't mess up, King!
**[00:41] K**
I want evil to be defeated so that we
can all enjoy peaceful times again.
**[00:47] K**
Do everything in your power
to bring it to fruition!
**[00:50] All**
Yay!
**[00:53] H1**
Nice acting, King.
**[00:55] H3**
The performance of a lifetime.
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***SIGN*** Now, if you head westward through the plains,
you will find an old grave...
**[01:04] L**
He's almost done.
**[01:05] M**
All that's left is to mention
the Hero Darius by name!
**[01:08] K**
It is...
**[01:11] K**
Achoo!
***SIGN*** Achoo!!
***SIGN*** Achoo!!
***SIGN*** Achoo!!
***SIGN*** Achoo!!
***SIGN*** Achoo!!
***SIGN*** Achoo!!
***SIGN*** Achoo!!
***SIGN*** Achoo!!
***SIGN*** Achoo!!
***SIGN*** Achoo!!
***SIGN*** Achoo!!
***SIGN*** Achoo!!
***SIGN*** Achoo!!
**[01:12] K**
...us's resting place.
**[01:15] L**
Now he's done it!
**[01:17] M**
I-It's okay.
***SIGN*** Stare...
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**[01:19] M**
If the system identifies
it as noise, we're safe.
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***SIGN*** It is...
Achoous's resting place.
**[01:26] L**
*It made it into the script!*
**[01:30] Hero**
*My descendants,*
**[01:32] Hero**
* you must collect the pieces of heroic*
* gear I scattered across the lands.*
**[01:35] Hero**
* I'm sure they will prove*
* of great help to you.*
**[01:39] N**
Hero Achoous.
***SIGN*** The Hero's Grave
**[01:42] L**
Man, that name does a lot of damage.
**[01:45] M**
We went and messed up already.
**[01:47] M**
It's not too late to go
back to the default mode.
**[01:51] L**
Nah, I feel like this is
giving the story more depth.
**[01:55] M**
Is that so?
**[01:56] K**
I'm glad you've made it back safe and sound.
**[01:59] K**
You face a long, dangerous journey ahead.
**[02:02] K**
You may choose anyone you like
to accompany you as bodyguards.
**[02:06] L**
A party member recruitment scene.
**[02:09] M**
People online hated it because
it only lets you choose guys.
**[02:13] K**
Choose one of these members:
**[02:15] K**
Knight,
***SIGN*** Knight
**[02:16] K**
Priest,
***SIGN*** Priest
**[02:17] K**
Wizard,
***SIGN*** Wizard
**[02:18] K**
and Maid.
***SIGN*** Maid
**[02:19] Bo**
Maid?!
**[02:21] L**
Who asked the stupid king to ad-lib?
**[02:24] M**
No, this may be a great opportunity.
**[02:26] M**
The castle maid is super popular online.
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ikr?(=`Д´=)
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The castle maid was cute!
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Wish there was a maid route...
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ikr?(=`Д´=)
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***SIGN*** Who will you take along on your journey?
Knight Priest Wizard Maid
**[02:30] N**
Who will you take along on your journey?
***SIGN*** ►
***SIGN*** ►
***SIGN*** ►
**[02:32] N**
Maid.
***SIGN*** ►
**[02:33] L**
Look at that cursor go!
**[02:35] K**
The maid?
**[02:37] ---**
What an eccentric choice.
**[02:39] M**
You're the one who added it!
**[02:41] K**
Mina, come here.
**[02:43] M**
Sire.
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***SIGN*** Castle Maid
Mina
**[02:45] Mi**
It's a pleasure to meet you, Hero.
**[02:47] Mi**
I'm Mina the maid.
**[02:49] Mi**
I'm nervous about this, but I'll do my best!
**[02:53] H1**
Grr! What is with that girl?!
**[02:56] H3**
Us heroines are in danger!
# E3 - This Maid Is Junk!
Source: [Crunchyroll](https://www.crunchyroll.com/watch/G9DUEXZN1/this-maid-is-junk)
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***SIGN*** Episode 3
***SIGN*** Episode 3
***SIGN*** This Maid Is Junk!
***SIGN*** This Maid Is Junk!
**[00:00] N**
Episode Three: "This Maid Is Junk!"
**[00:05] Mi**
It's a pleasure to meet you, Hero.
**[00:07] Mi**
I'm Mina the maid.
**[00:10] L**
You sure about this?
**[00:11] L**
You're having to join
due to the king's ad-lib.
**[00:15] Mi**
I'll be fine.
**[00:16] Mi**
I'll do my best, so I don't hold you back.
**[00:19] L**
I think I can see why she's so popular.
**[00:22] M**
Right?
**[00:23] Bo**
Grr!
**[00:26] K**
She is but a castle maid, you see.
**[00:30] ---**
She won't be much use in battle.
**[00:32] M**
Seriously, why did you
recommend her as a bodyguard?
**[00:36] Mi**
Your Majesty, I've been trained
by the Knight Captain.
**[00:39] Mi**
I can fight, no problem!
**[00:41] K**
What? Is that so?
**[00:44] Mi**
Okay, just watch this.
**[00:49] L**
Whoa, the sound as she
swings through the air...
**[00:54] Bo**
She sucks!
**[00:55] Mi**
See how good I am?
**[00:58] Mi**
See? See?!
**[01:00] K**
Now, now, Mina.
**[01:02] K**
Calm down.
**[01:03] Mi**
Huh?
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***SIGN*** The hero lost 2 HP.
**[01:06] N**
The hero lost 2 HP.
**[01:10] Mi**
A-Are you okay?!
**[01:13] M**
I just remembered that Mina's a klutz.
**[01:17] K**
Ahem.
**[01:18] K**
You should be able to procure information
and weapons in the town of Lynx.
**[01:24] K**
Sally forth, hero!
**[01:27] L**
Don't try to change the topic!
***SIGN*** POWER OFF
**[01:30] N**
Power off.
**[01:32] M**
They finally turned it off.
**[01:36] H**
King! Because you sneezed,
my ancestor's name is all weird now!
***SIGN*** Achoous
**[01:40] K**
What was I supposed to do
about a bodily function?!
**[01:44] M**
There, there. Let's begin the meeting.
**[01:47] Li**
The town of Lynx is up next, right?
**[01:50] Lo**
I think you can get information
on legendary weapons...
**[01:53] Me**
...and on the evil god!
**[01:56] Mi**
And then, uh... What else?
**[02:00] P**
Zoom!
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***SIGN*** Great Sorcerer
Pyurius
**[02:03] P**
It's my turn to shine, isn't it?
**[02:06] L**
Right, the battle against
the Great Sorcerer Pyurius.
**[02:11] M**
When you leave town, you run into
one of the leaders of the Evil Army.
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***SIGN*** Great Sorcerer Pyurius
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***SIGN*** Great Sorcerer Pyurius appears!
***SIGN*** Great Sorcerer Pyurius attacks!
**[02:16] M**
In the face of death,
***SIGN*** The Hero is wiped out... but then, his body is covered in light
**[02:17] M**
the hero's power awakens
**[02:18] M**
and helps drive him away.
**[02:21] P**
One of your scripted battles, basically.
**[02:25] L**
It's a bit forced forced, isn't it?
**[02:28] Lo**
An enemy leader shows up when you
**[02:30] ---**
haven't even gotten used to the setting yet.
**[02:33] P**
Do we skip it, then?
**[02:35] ---**
The story will feel empty, though.
**[02:38] N**
Now loading.
**[02:40] L**
Ack! We're back up already!
**[02:43] M**
Everyone, back to your posts!
**[02:46] Mi**
But we didn't decide on anything!
**[02:48] L**
Pyurius! Do whatever you think will work!
**[02:52] P**
They're gone.
**[02:56] P**
I guess it's all up to little ol' me.
# E4 - This Villain Is Junk!
Source: [Crunchyroll](https://www.crunchyroll.com/watch/GX9UQD1MG/this-villain-is-junk)
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***SIGN*** Episode 4
***SIGN*** Episode 4
***SIGN*** This Villain Is Junk!
***SIGN*** This Villain Is Junk!
**[00:00] N**
Episode Four: "This Villain Is Junk!"
***SIGN*** Fluffy Bunny x3
***SIGN*** Wild Bunnies A, B, and C appeared! What will you do?
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Wild Bunnies A, B, and C appeared.
***SIGN*** Attack
Magic
Item
Flee
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**[00:09] N**
Flee.
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***SIGN*** Retreat,
guys!
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***SIGN*** We're fleeing!
***SIGN*** I'm outta
here!
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**[00:17] L**
Not this again!
**[00:20] L**
We haven't fought a single battle,
so we're all still Level 1.
***SIGN*** Leedis
Hero Lv. 1
**[00:25] M**
The recommended level for
this area is only around 5...
**[00:29] Mi**
Hero, erm...
**[00:31] Mi**
We've reached our destination.
***SIGN*** Town of Lynx
**[00:34] L**
Talk about making a beeline!
**[00:38] L**
Well, it's good that we made it
here, but where are we going?
**[00:42] Mi**
Looks like we're heading to a shop.
***SIGN*** Weapons Shop
**[00:46] M**
What are we going to buy with no money?
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***SIGN*** You've come to the right place for weapons and armor! Want to take a look around?
***SIGN*** Weapons Shop Owner
***SIGN*** Buy
Sell
**[00:53] N**
Sell.
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***SIGN*** Wooden Sword
Wooden Spear
Small Knife
Ointment
**[00:55] N**
Wooden Sword, Wooden Spear,
**[00:56] N**
Small Knife, Ointment.
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***SIGN*** }You've come to the right place for weapons and armor! Want to take a look around?
**[00:58] L**
Hey!
**[01:00] Mi**
We sold everything we had.
**[01:03] L**
I get it. They must be planning to buy
an expensive, powerful iron sword.
**[01:08] M**
I see.
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***SIGN*** Weapons Shop Owner
***SIGN*** You've come to the right place for weapons and armor! Want to take a look around?
***SIGN*** Buy
Sell
**[01:13] N**
Buy.
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***SIGN*** Iron Sword
Iron Spear
Iron Knife
Frilly Skirt
**[01:15] N**
Frilly Skirt.
**[01:19] L**
They went for looks over functionality!
**[01:23] Mi**
Um, I'm sorry.
**[01:26] Mi**
Looks like we're moving on.
***SIGN*** Lynx Main Bridge
**[01:33] L**
When we talk to that soldier, a scene
will play to remove Mina from the party.
**[01:38] M**
The player's obviously trying to avoid it.
**[01:41] Mi**
Do I really have to leave?
**[01:45] Py**
Air Sword!
**[01:47] Mi**
Ah! The soldier!
**[01:52] Py**
I've found you, descendant of Hero Atishoo!
**[01:56] M**
Nicely done! That scene is gone now!
**[01:59] Mi**
Uh, wasn't his name Hero Achoous?
**[02:02] L**
Who are you?!
**[02:04] Py**
I am Pyurius, strategist for the Devil Army.
**[02:09] Py**
So, which of you wants to turn to dust first?
**[02:13] Py**
Wha?!
**[02:15] Py**
A-Are you the Holy Sister?!
**[02:18] Py**
How are you here? I thought I killed you!
**[02:20] Mi**
H-Huh? Who, me?
**[02:23] Py**
Take this! Air Sword!
**[02:28] Py**
Ngh! My magic is being repelled!
**[02:35] M**
I didn't see that coming.
**[02:36] L**
Who asked Pyurius to ad-lib all this?
**[02:39] Py**
So this is the Holy Sister's power...
**[02:43] Mi**
I didn't do anything! It was all him!
**[02:50] Py**
Then, I shall take my leave!
The rest is in your hands!
**[02:54] L**
H-Hold it!
**[02:55] L**
What do you mean, "Holy Sister"?
# E5 - This Holy Sister is Junk!
Source: [Crunchyroll](https://www.crunchyroll.com/watch/G4VUQ3K09/this-holy-sister-is-junk)
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Signs match the dialogue unless specified
***SIGN*** Episode 5
***SIGN*** Episode 5
***SIGN*** This Holy Sister is Junk!
***SIGN*** This Holy Sister is Junk!
**[00:00] N**
Episode Five: "This Holy Sister Is Junk!"
***SIGN*** Great Woodlands
**[00:05] L**
Er, Mina?
**[00:07] L**
If you're the "Holy Sister,"
does that mean you're strong?
**[00:11] M**
It'll be a difficult journey,
so we'd really appreciate your help.
***SIGN*** m 0 0 l 10 -10 l 170 -10 l 180 0 l 180 60 l 170 70 l 10 70 l 0 60
***SIGN*** Holy Sister
Mina
**[00:15] M**
Oh, sure, if that's okay with you.
**[00:18] L**
Her class changed from
Maid to Holy Sister.
**[00:22] M**
With this, we've avoided
Mina leaving the party.
**[00:26] L**
But what's with this
"Holy Sister" stuff, anyway?
**[00:28] M**
A rejected idea.
***SIGN*** Rejected
**[00:30] M**
It was shelved before release.
**[00:33] L**
Oh, rejected?
**[00:36] ---**
Then surely she won't be stronger than me.
**[00:42] M**
R-Right.
**[00:44] Mi**
Hero, we've encountered enemies!
***SIGN*** m 0 0 l 10 -10 l 500 -10 l 510 0 l 510 20 l 500 30 l 10 30 l 0 20
***SIGN*** m 0 0 l 10 -10 l 500 -10 l 510 0 l 510 60 l 500 70 l 10 70 l 0 60
***SIGN*** Mystery Tree x2
***SIGN*** Wild Mystery Trees A and B appeared!
What will you do?
***SIGN*** Wild Mystery Trees A and B appeared!
***SIGN*** What will you do?
**[00:50] M**
We'll probably just flee again.
***SIGN*** m 0 0 l 10 -10 l 194 -10 l 204 0 l 204 98 l 194 108 l 10 108 l 0 98
***SIGN*** Attack
Magic
Item
Flee
**[00:53] N**
Attack.
**[00:54] L**
Attack?!
**[00:56] L**
Why are we fighting now?!
**[00:59] M**
After all that fleeing, we're only Level 1!
***SIGN*** m 0 0 l 10 -10 l 210 -10 l 220 0 l 220 78 l 210 88 l 10 88 l 0 78
***SIGN*** Here I go!
Take this!
**[01:06] L**
Even Mina's fighting?
***SIGN*** m 0 0 l 10 -10 l 500 -10 l 510 0 l 510 20 l 500 30 l 10 30 l 0 20
***SIGN*** m 0 0 l 10 -10 l 500 -10 l 510 0 l 510 60 l 500 70 l 10 70 l 0 60
***SIGN*** Mystery Tree x2
***SIGN*** Mystery Tree A was defeated!
***SIGN*** Mystery Tree A was defeated!
**[01:14] L**
Wow, she OHKO'd it.
***SIGN*** Mystery Tree
***SIGN*** Mystery Tree B attacks.
***SIGN*** m 0 0 l 10 -10 l 500 -10 l 510 0 l 510 20 l 500 30 l 10 30 l 0 20
***SIGN*** m 0 0 l 10 -10 l 500 -10 l 510 0 l 510 60 l 500 70 l 10 70 l 0 60
***SIGN*** Mystery Tree B attacks.
**[01:27] L**
Look at her go at Level 1.
**[01:30] M**
Wait, is the Holy Sister a broken character?
***SIGN*** m 0 0 l 10 -10 l 210 -10 l 220 0 l 220 64 l 210 74 l 10 74 l 0 64
***SIGN*** Here I go!
***SIGN*** m 0 0 l 10 -10 l 210 -10 l 220 0 l 220 64 l 210 74 l 10 74 l 0 64
***SIGN*** Take this!
***SIGN*** m 0 0 l 10 -10 l 226 -10 l 236 0 l 236 78 l 226 88 l 10 88 l 0 78
***SIGN*** Damn, I've
been defeated.
**[01:43] M**
Wait, is Mina's klutz trait acting up?
***SIGN*** m 0 0 l 10 -10 l 210 -10 l 220 0 l 220 64 l 210 74 l 10 74 l 0 64
***SIGN*** Here I go!
**[01:49] M**
No! Stay away from me!
**[01:54] Mi**
I'm sorry!
***SIGN*** m 0 0 l 10 -10 l 226 -10 l 236 0 l 236 78 l 226 88 l 10 88 l 0 78
***SIGN*** Stay safe,
everyone...
**[01:59] L**
Marius, you okay?
**[02:01] M**
Yes... We can revive at 1 HP
if Mina wins the battle.
***SIGN*** m 0 0 l 10 -10 l 210 -10 l 220 0 l 220 78 l 210 88 l 10 88 l 0 78
***SIGN*** Here I go!
Take this!
***SIGN*** m 0 0 l 10 -10 l 226 -10 l 236 0 l 236 78 l 226 88 l 10 88 l 0 78
***SIGN*** Damn, I've
been defeated.
***SIGN*** m 0 0 l 10 -10 l 210 -10 l 220 0 l 220 78 l 210 88 l 10 88 l 0 78
***SIGN*** Here I go!
Take this!
***SIGN*** m 0 0 l 10 -10 l 226 -10 l 236 0 l 236 78 l 226 88 l 10 88 l 0 78
***SIGN*** Stay safe,
everyone...
***SIGN*** Level Up
***SIGN*** Level Up
***SIGN*** m 0 0 l 10 -10 l 170 -10 l 180 0 l 180 60 l 170 70 l 10 70 l 0 60
***SIGN*** Holy Sister Lv.6
Mina
***SIGN*** Level Up
**[02:15] N**
Mina leveled up.
**[02:17] Mi**
The battle's over.
**[02:20] Mi**
Are you two okay?
**[02:23] L**
Y-Yeah. Don't worry about us.
**[02:27] Mi**
Um... I'll take point from here.
**[02:31] M**
Thank you, Mina.
**[02:34] Li**
This is bad... Mina became a Holy Sister!
**[02:39] Me**
Sure, she's super strong,
but what's the problem?
**[02:43] Li**
We're just clerics!
**[02:44] ---**
There's no need for us with
a Holy Sister in the party!
**[02:48] Me**
That would suck! I want to
go on the hero's adventure!
**[02:54] Li**
Exactly! We need to come up with a plan!
# E6 - These Heroines are Junk!
Source: [Crunchyroll](https://www.crunchyroll.com/watch/G14U43QJN/these-heroines-are-junk)
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***SIGN*** Episode 6
***SIGN*** Episode 6
***SIGN*** These Heroines are Junk!
***SIGN*** These Heroines are Junk!
**[00:00] N**
*Episode Six: "These Heroines are Junk!"*
**[00:05] M**
W-We'll reach the town shortly.
**[00:08] L**
I just pray the player will
choose to rest up at an inn.
**[00:13] L**
Ack! An enemy?!
**[00:15] Li**
Eek! Help!
**[00:18] L**
L-Lillia?
**[00:21] M**
It isn't yet time for you to appear.
**[00:25] Li**
I'm being attacked by a ferocious monster.
**[00:27] Li**
Save me.
**[00:30] M**
She's going off-script!
**[00:32] L**
Marius, Mina. We're helping this girl out.
**[00:35] M**
But we're still Level 1.
**[00:38] L**
We'll just have to deal with it.
**[00:40] L**
Huh?
***SIGN*** m 0 0 l 10 -10 l 500 -10 l 510 0 l 510 20 l 500 30 l 10 30 l 0 20
***SIGN*** Plump Bunny Baby
***SIGN*** m 0 0 l 10 -10 l 500 -10 l 510 0 l 510 60 l 500 70 l 10 70 l 0 60
***SIGN*** A wild Plump Bunny Baby appeared!
What will you do?
***SIGN*** Plump Bunny Baby
**[00:42] N**
A wild Plump Bunny Baby appeared!
**[00:45] Mi**
Wait, by monster...
**[00:48] L**
...you mean this tiny bunny?
**[00:51] Li**
Indeed! Get it away from me!
**[00:58] L**
Back to the forest with you.
**[01:00] Li**
Such a brave, tough, and manly man.
**[01:05] Li**
I have fallen in love with you.
**[01:08] Li**
Take me along on your journey.
**[01:11] L**
Okay, you're being *way* too easy!
***SIGN*** m 0 0 l 10 -10 l 500 -10 l 510 0 l 510 20 l 500 30 l 10 30 l 0 20
***SIGN*** m 0 0 l 10 -10 l 500 -10 l 510 0 l 510 45 l 500 55 l 10 55 l 0 45
***SIGN*** Do you want to recruit Lillia?
***SIGN*** Lillia
**[01:14] N**
Do you want to recruit Lillia?
***SIGN*** m 0 0 l 10 -10 l 194 -10 l 204 0 l 204 50 l 194 60 l 10 60 l 0 50
***SIGN*** Aye
Hell naw
**[01:16] N**
Hell naw.
**[01:18] Li**
Huh? Why not?
**[01:20] Li**
Hurry up, or she'll get here!
**[01:23] M**
"She"?
**[01:25] Me**
Eek!
**[01:27] L**
What now?
**[01:30] Me**
Help!
**[01:33] L**
Mellie?
**[01:35] Li**
Ack, she's here.
**[01:38] Me**
Help me! I'm in big trouble!
**[01:43] L**
How can we help you? And with what?
***SIGN*** m 0 0 l 10 -10 l 500 -10 l 510 0 l 510 20 l 500 30 l 10 30 l 0 20
***SIGN*** Kitten
***SIGN*** m 0 0 l 10 -10 l 500 -10 l 510 0 l 510 45 l 500 55 l 10 55 l 0 45
***SIGN*** A wild kitten appeared! What will you do?
**[01:46] N**
A wild kitten appeared!
**[01:48] Me**
This kitty's so cute, I can't keep my hands off her!
**[01:55] L**
Back to your mother with you.
**[01:59] Me**
You are so courageous!
**[02:01] ---**
Please allow me to accompany
you on your journey!
***SIGN*** m 0 0 l 10 -10 l 500 -10 l 510 0 l 510 20 l 500 30 l 10 30 l 0 20
***SIGN*** Mellie
***SIGN*** m 0 0 l 10 -10 l 500 -10 l 510 0 l 510 45 l 500 55 l 10 55 l 0 45
***SIGN*** Do you want to recruit Mellie?
**[02:05] N**
Do you want to recruit Mellie?
***SIGN*** m 0 0 l 10 -10 l 194 -10 l 204 0 l 204 50 l 194 60 l 10 60 l 0 50
***SIGN*** Aye
I refuse
**[02:07] N**
I refuse.
**[02:09] Me**
What?!
**[02:12] Li**
Hey, Mellie. You copied my plan, didn't you?
**[02:16] Me**
Oh, shaddup, you cheating junk heroine.
**[02:21] Li**
Says the plagiarizing junk heroine!
**[02:24] Me**
I have no idea what you're talking about.
**[02:25] M**
Hey, you two. The camera's pointed this way.
**[02:29] Me**
Choose me, player,
and Lillia will strip for you!
**[02:33] Li**
Mellie will strip for you!
And she'll even pose however you want!
**[02:38] L**
They started talking directly to the player!
**[02:43] Mi**
Knock it off!
**[02:48] Mi**
I don't want to see such sad sales pitches!
**[02:52] L**
Wait up, Mina.
**[02:56] Bo**
Take us with you, too!
# E7 - This Quest Is Junk!
Source: [Crunchyroll](https://www.crunchyroll.com/watch/GJWU2MN7V/this-quest-is-junk)
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***SIGN*** Episode 7
***SIGN*** Episode 7
***SIGN*** This Quest Is Junk!
***SIGN*** This Quest Is Junk!
**[00:00] N**
Episode Seven: "This Quest Is Junk!"
***SIGN*** Town of Westeria
**[00:05] V**
I hear terrifying monsters have
taken over the woods to the north.
**[00:09] V**
I saw a large wolf.
**[00:11] V**
It was in the woods to the north.
**[00:14] M**
We probably shouldn't go to the north woods.
**[00:18] L**
The townsfolk won't shut
up about the north woods.
**[00:21] M**
It's to prevent the player
from ignoring the quest.
**[00:23] Li**
Well, I'm sick of hearing about it.
***SIGN*** The Elder's Home
**[00:27] El**
Oh, no! Oh, no...
**[00:29] El**
What will I do?
**[00:31] El**
What ever will I do?
**[00:33] M**
It's a typical old man in trouble...
**[00:35] ---**
What shall we do?
**[00:37] L**
Is something wrong, sir?
**[00:40] L**
You can talk to me.
**[00:41] Bo**
Squee! Hero!
**[00:45] El**
My, are you travelers?
**[00:47] ---**
Please hear our request!
***SIGN*** Defeat the monsters terrifying Westeria.
**[00:51] N**
Defeat the monsters terrifying Westeria.
***SIGN*** North Woods
**[00:55] M**
This is the north woods.
**[00:57] M**
Watch out for wolf monsters.
**[00:59] L**
Actually, watch out for anything you see.
**[01:03] Mi**
Um, I have a high-quality knife
equipped for some reason.
**[01:07] M**
Sadly, you're the strongest one here.
***SIGN*** m 0 0 l 10 -10 l 500 -10 l 510 0 l 510 20 l 500 30 l 10 30 l 0 20
***SIGN*** Gale Wolf x2
***SIGN*** m 0 0 l 10 -10 l 500 -10 l 510 0 l 510 60 l 500 70 l 10 70 l 0 60
***SIGN*** Wild Gale Wolves A and B appeared! What will you do?
**[01:14] N**
Wild Gale Wolves A and B appeared!
**[01:17] Me**
The rumored monsters!
**[01:20] L**
Took 'em no time to show up.
**[01:21] M**
Get behind us, ladies!
**[01:23] Mi**
O-Okay.
***SIGN*** m 0 0 l 10 -10 l 500 -10 l 510 0 l 510 20 l 500 30 l 10 30 l 0 20
***SIGN*** Gale Wolf x2
***SIGN*** m 0 0 l 10 -10 l 500 -10 l 510 0 l 510 60 l 500 70 l 10 70 l 0 60
***SIGN*** Gale Wolf A attacks.
***SIGN*** The hero is wiped out...
Marius is wiped out...
**[01:26] N**
The hero is wiped out...
**[01:28] N**
Marius is wiped out...
***SIGN*** m 0 0 l 10 -10 l 200 -10 l 210 0 l 210 68 l 200 78 l 10 78 l 0 68
***SIGN*** Damn, I've
been defeated.
***SIGN*** m 0 0 l 10 -10 l 200 -10 l 210 0 l 210 68 l 200 78 l 10 78 l 0 68
**[01:30] L**
Damn, I couldn't do a thing!
***SIGN*** Stay safe,
everyone...
**[01:35] Mi**
Here I go!
***SIGN*** Mina attacks.
***SIGN*** m 0 0 l 10 -10 l 500 -10 l 510 0 l 510 60 l 500 70 l 10 70 l 0 60
**[01:39] N**
Gale Wolf A was defeated.
***SIGN*** Gale Wolf A was defeated.
***SIGN*** Mina attacks.
**[01:42] N**
Gale Wolf B was defeated.
***SIGN*** Gale Wolf B was defeated.
**[01:46] L**
They didn't make this easy.
**[01:48] M**
They're still alive.
**[01:49] ---**
Talk about tough.
**[01:52] Li**
You're one to talk.
**[01:56] Me**
Look! Baby monsters!
**[02:00] Li**
Wait, were they trying to protect their pups?
**[02:04] L**
Crap, this makes things awkward.
**[02:06] Mi**
Hero, can't we just let them go?
**[02:11] M**
I understand how you feel, but we
can't ignore dangerous monsters.
**[02:15] Mi**
But they haven't hurt anybody!
I feel bad for them!
***SIGN*** m 0 0 l 10 -10 l 500 -10 l 510 0 l 510 20 l 500 30 l 10 30 l 0 20
***SIGN*** Gale Wolf x2
***SIGN*** m 0 0 l 10 -10 l 500 -10 l 510 0 l 510 60 l 500 70 l 10 70 l 0 60
***SIGN*** Will you kill the two Gale Wolves?
**[02:20] N**
Will you kill the two Gale Wolves?
***SIGN*** m 0 0 l 10 -10 l 194 -10 l 204 0 l 204 50 l 194 60 l 10 60 l 0 50
***SIGN*** Yep
Nah
**[02:23] N**
Yep.
**[02:24] L**
We accepted the request.
We have to fulfill it.
**[02:28] M**
Mina, don't tell me...
**[02:31] Mi**
Can we really not spare them?
**[02:34] L**
The strongest heroine is
going all-in, full throttle!
***SIGN*** Will you kill the two Gale Wolves?
***SIGN*** m 0 0 l 10 -10 l 500 -10 l 510 0 l 510 60 l 500 70 l 10 70 l 0 60
***SIGN*** m 0 0 l 10 -10 l 500 -10 l 510 0 l 510 20 l 500 30 l 10 30 l 0 20
***SIGN*** Gale Wolf x2
***SIGN*** m 0 0 l 10 -10 l 194 -10 l 204 0 l 204 50 l 194 60 l 10 60 l 0 50
***SIGN*** Yep
Nah
**[02:39] N**
Nah.
***SIGN*** m 0 0 l 10 -10 l 500 -10 l 510 0 l 510 60 l 500 70 l 10 70 l 0 60
***SIGN*** Will you kill the two Gale Wolves?
**[02:40] Me**
They switched choices?!
**[02:42] Li**
They did nothing of the sort when we asked!
**[02:46] Mi**
Thank you so much!
**[02:48] Mi**
You're very kind!
**[02:50] M**
Mina may have become the Holy
Sister in every sense of the word.
**[02:51] Li**
Why only Mina?!
**[02:53] Me**
No fair!
***SIGN*** m 0 0 l 10 -10 l 500 -10 l 510 0 l 510 60 l 500 70 l 10 70 l 0 60
***SIGN*** The Gale Wolf family manages to survive.
**[02:56] N**
The Gale Wolf family manages to survive.
# E8 - This Main Story Quest Is Junk!
Source: [Crunchyroll](https://www.crunchyroll.com/watch/GN7UDZXKV/this-main-story-quest-is-junk)
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***SIGN*** Episode 8
***SIGN*** Episode 8
***SIGN*** This Main Story Quest Is Junk!
***SIGN*** This Main Story Quest Is Junk!
**[00:00] N**
Episode Eight: "This Main Story Quest Is Junk!"
**[00:05] Li**
Hooray, hooray, Hero!
**[00:07] Me**
Fight, fight, Hero!
**[00:11] L**
What are those two up to now?
**[00:13] Bo**
L-O-V-E Hero!
**[00:14] M**
It seems they gave on being main heroine
**[00:16] Bo**
Let's go, let's go, Hero!
**[00:17] ---**
and chose to be the best sub-members.
**[00:20] L**
Well, Mina was way too main
heroine-ish last time.
**[00:25] M**
This game lets you take a
party of three to battle,
**[00:29] M**
but there's no limit to
the number of sub-members.
**[00:32] M**
If their support commands succeed,
**[00:34] M**
it'll buff the party's
multi-attack and so on.
***SIGN*** Multi-attack Up
**[00:37] L**
Wait a sec!
**[00:38] ---**
If that combines with Mina's klutz passive...
**[00:41] M**
Enemies spotted!
***SIGN*** m 0 0 l 10 -10 l 500 -10 l 510 0 l 510 20 l 500 30 l 10 30 l 0 20
***SIGN*** Fluffy Bunny x3
***SIGN*** m 0 0 l 10 -10 l 500 -10 l 510 0 l 510 60 l 500 70 l 10 70 l 0 60
***SIGN*** Wild Bunnies A, B, and C appeared! What will you do?
**[00:45] N**
Wild Bunnies A, B, and C appeared.
***SIGN*** m 0 0 l 10 -10 l 194 -10 l 204 0 l 204 97 l 194 107 l 10 107 l 0 97
***SIGN*** Attack
Magic
Item
Flee
**[00:48] N**
Mina attacks.
***SIGN*** Mina attacks!
**[00:50] M**
Here I go!
***SIGN*** m 0 0 l 10 -10 l 210 -10 l 220 0 l 220 78 l 210 88 l 10 88 l 0 78
***SIGN*** Here I go!
Take this!
**[00:51] Mi**
Take this!
**[00:53] L**
...we'll get attacked...
**[00:56] Bo**
Hooray, hooray!
***SIGN*** m 0 0 l 10 -10 l 500 -10 l 510 0 l 510 60 l 500 70 l 10 70 l 0 60
***SIGN*** Support boost activates a multi-attack!
**[00:57] N**
Support boost activates a multi-attack!
***SIGN*** m 0 0 l 10 -10 l 210 -10 l 220 0 l 220 78 l 210 88 l 10 88 l 0 78
***SIGN*** I'm not done!
**[01:01] Mi**
I'm not done!
**[01:02] M**
...even more!
**[01:05] M**
We're much more likely to
be hit by her attacks now.
**[01:10] L**
Yeah.
***SIGN*** Level up
**[01:12] Mi**
I'm so sorry, you two!
***SIGN*** m 0 0 l 10 -10 l 500 -10 l 510 0 l 510 60 l 500 70 l 10 70 l 0 60
**[01:15] N**
You won the battle.
***SIGN*** You won the battle.
Mina has leveled up.
**[01:16] N**
Mina has leveled up.
**[01:21] Li**
Hooray, hooray, Mina!
**[01:23] Me**
Fight, fight, Mina!
**[01:28] L**
Those two...
**[01:30] M**
Let's have them take our places sometime.
***SIGN*** Fishing Town Icaly
**[01:36] L**
I think this town has a
main story quest, right?
**[01:40] M**
Indeed it does!
**[01:41] M**
Hero Achoous sealed a shield
away in this region!
**[01:46] Li**
Achoous...
**[01:48] Me**
That name really kills the hype.
**[01:51] M**
Ahem.
**[01:52] M**
Let's go gather information.
**[01:55] C**
This is a very mundane town,
except for having the hero's shield.
**[01:59] C**
Come to think of it, it'll be low tide soon.
**[02:02] C**
Some caves along the coast become
accessible during low tide.
**[02:06] L**
They're telling us to go grab the shield
from the caves during low tide, right?
**[02:12] Li**
How very obvious, yet again.
**[02:14] M**
O-Okay, let us head to the caves!
***SIGN*** The Sealed Away Hero's Shield
**[02:18] N**
The Sealed Away Hero's Shield.
**[02:22] Mi**
You're all still Level 1...
Shouldn't we have prepared more?
**[02:27] L**
Mina...
**[02:29] L**
If the player tells us to go as
we are, we'll follow their orders.
***SIGN*** Metal Scorpion and Spear Merman appeared! What will you do?
***SIGN*** m 0 0 l 10 -10 l 500 -10 l 510 0 l 510 20 l 500 30 l 10 30 l 0 20
***SIGN*** m 0 0 l 10 -10 l 500 -10 l 510 0 l 510 60 l 500 70 l 10 70 l 0 60
***SIGN*** Metal Scorpion Spear Merman
**[02:35] N**
Metal Scorpion and Spear Merman appeared.
***SIGN*** m 0 0 l 10 -10 l 194 -10 l 204 0 l 204 97 l 194 107 l 10 107 l 0 97
***SIGN*** Attack
Magic
Item
Flee
**[02:38] N**
Mina attacks.
***SIGN*** Mina attacks!
**[02:40] N**
The Hero was defeated.
***SIGN*** The Hero was defeated.
Marius was defeated.
**[02:41] N**
Marius was defeated.
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***SIGN*** Here I go!
**[02:45] Mi**
Take that!
**[02:47] Me**
Are you okay, Hero?
**[02:50] L**
If we can conquer the dungeon this
way, these sacrifices are trivial.
**[02:56] Bo**
Hero!
# E9 - This Cleric Is Junk!
Source: [Crunchyroll](https://www.crunchyroll.com/watch/GK9U3ZV2M/this-cleric-is-junk)
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***SIGN*** Episode 9
***SIGN*** Episode 9
***SIGN*** This Cleric Is Junk!
***SIGN*** This Cleric Is Junk!
**[00:00] N**
Episode 9: "This Cleric Is Junk!"
**[00:06] M**
Look, there's an altar.
**[00:09] Mi**
It has a pillar of light at its center.
**[00:11] L**
That has to be the shield
Hero Achoous left behind.
**[00:18] L**
I'm gonna borrow this
to save the world, okay?
**[00:24] L**
Owie...
**[00:26] Mi**
Are you okay?
**[00:28] Me**
That looked like it hurt.
**[00:30] M**
The shield appears to be sealed.
**[00:33] Li**
Hero, this is a seal that can
only be dispelled by a cleric.
**[00:37] Li**
Let me handle it.
**[00:40] Me**
This thieving junk heroine,
trying to steal the spotlight!
**[00:46] Li**
O Goddess Elouisa.
**[00:48] Li**
I, Lillia, child of Gaia, pray to you.
**[00:52] Li**
Though Heaven and Earth may be far apart,
my beating heart continues to desire.
**[00:56] Li**
With your boundless compassion,
grant me your powers.
**[01:02] L**
Whoa.
**[01:03] Mi**
So pretty.
**[01:05] M**
You're doing great, Lillia.
Following the script to the T!
**[01:17] Li**
Huh? Why?
**[01:19] Mi**
Are you okay, Lillia?
**[01:23] Me**
You can't even dispel a seal?
Some cleric you are!
**[01:27] Me**
Maybe you should change classes
to "just some loud woman."
**[01:31] Li**
Oh, shut your mouth!
***SIGN*** Script
**[01:35] L**
If we don't obtain that shield,
it's going to affect the whole story line.
**[01:40] Me**
Rest assured, Hero.
**[01:42] Me**
I, Mellie, shall dispel this seal
for you, like a real cleric!
**[01:48] L**
O-Okay. Counting on you.
**[01:51] Li**
You'll pay for this later!
**[01:54] Me**
O Goddess Elouisa.
**[01:57] Me**
I, Mellie, child of Gaia, pray to you.
**[02:00] Me**
Though Heaven and Earth may be far apart,
my beating heart continues to desire.
**[02:04] Me**
With your boundless compassion,
grant me your powers!
**[02:10] L**
Whoa!
**[02:11] Mi**
We should be okay this time.
**[02:13] Li**
Hmph. She's not doing anything special.
**[02:27] M**
Again?
**[02:28] Me**
Why? This isn't right!
**[02:34] Li**
You couldn't do it, either!
**[02:36] Li**
Maybe you should change classes
to "some grumpy brat."
**[02:41] Me**
I'll try again!
**[02:45] Li**
Step aside. I'll do this.
**[02:50] M**
Hero, do you think...
**[02:53] L**
Yeah... Mina, could you give it a shot?
**[02:57] Mi**
Huh?
# E10 - This Seal Is Junk!
Source: [Crunchyroll](https://www.crunchyroll.com/watch/GMKUXZ9MP/this-seal-is-junk)
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***SIGN*** Episode 10
***SIGN*** Episode 10
***SIGN*** This Seal Is Junk!
***SIGN*** This Seal Is Junk!
**[00:00] Nar**
Episode 10: "This Seal Is Junk!"
**[00:05] Pink**
Um... How are you doing, Goddess?
**[00:10] Pink**
It's me, Mina.
**[00:12] Pink**
I was hoping you'd let
me borrow this shield.
**[00:15] Pink**
Pretty please.
**[00:17] Yellow**
What's with that super normal wish?
**[00:19] Grey**
Hope she's burnt to a crisp
by the Goddess's wrath.
**[00:23] Hero**
Hey, now...
**[00:30] Hero**
What in the world is she doing?
**[00:32] Blue**
Maybe she thinks she's at some shrine?
**[00:42] Pink**
I got it!
**[00:43] Both**
Huh?!
**[00:44] Hero**
Well done, Mina!
**[00:47] Blue**
Perhaps her Holy Sister
status came into effect.
**[00:50] Hero**
We're still in the middle of this quest,
**[00:52] ---**
so let's talk after the power turns off.
**[00:55] Blue**
Right. Let's go, Lillia and Mellie.
**[00:58] Yellow**
But I'm a cleric...
**[01:00] Mellie**
You can't be serious.
**[01:02] Hero**
It's no use.
**[01:03] ---**
They're both unable to move from the shock.
***SIGN*** Spear Merman A and B appeared!
What will you do?
***SIGN*** Spear Merman x2
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**[01:07] Nar**
Spear Merman A and B appeared!
**[01:10] Nar**
Spear Merman A attacks!
***SIGN*** Spear Merman A attacks!
Mina receives 0 damage.
**[01:12] Nar**
Mina receives 0 damage.
***SIGN*** m 0 0 l 10 -10 l 194 -10 l 204 0 l 204 97 l 194 107 l 10 107 l 0 97
***SIGN*** Attack
Magic
Item
Flee
**[01:13] Nar**
Mina attacks!
***SIGN*** Mina attacks!
Spear Merman A was defeated.
**[01:15] Nar**
Spear Merman A was defeated.
***SIGN*** Mina attacks!
Spear Merman B was defeated.
**[01:17] Nar**
Spear Merman B was defeated.
**[01:21] Mina**
The exit is this way, everyone.
**[01:23] Hero**
Is it just me, or did
Mina get stronger again?
**[01:27] Blue**
Who exactly is the hero here?
**[01:30] Nar**
The Hero has obtained Hero Achoous's shield.
***SIGN*** m 0 0 l 10 -10 l 500 -10 l 510 0 l 510 60 l 500 70 l 10 70 l 0 60
***SIGN*** The Hero has obtained Hero Achoous's shield.
***SIGN*** Gloom
**[01:38] Yellow**
So... Where did I go wrong?
**[01:41] Mina**
I'm sorry!
**[01:43] ---**
I didn't mean to overstep my boundaries.
**[01:46] Blue**
Apparently, since Mina became a Holy Sister
**[01:48] ---**
the power of our two clerics has weakened.
**[01:52] Horns**
Um... Did you need any help from me?
**[01:56] Hero**
Devil, you're the last boss, so you're
just going to make things worse.
***SIGN*** Sulk
**[02:01] Horns**
I see... Yes, of course.
**[02:06] Blue**
The second go round might be done for.
**[02:08] Hero**
Look, we're just going to have to put our
heads together and get through this.
**[02:13] Blue**
The problem is that everyone
does whatever they want!
**[02:17] Blue**
Who the hell is Achoous?!
***SIGN*** Achoo!!
***SIGN*** m 0 0 l 10 -10 l 540 -10 l 550 0 l 550 73 l 540 83 l 10 83 l 0 73
***SIGN*** That's...
Where Achoous sleeps.
**[02:20] Hero**
What the heck am I supposed to do
about a physiological phenomenon?!
**[02:24] Blue**
It's messed up that the
maid is a Holy Sister!
**[02:29] King**
Man, that's rough.
**[02:31] Purple**
I lost my turn because of that, too.
**[02:35] Horns**
I apologize about my subordinate.
**[02:38] Hero**
Where the hell is Pyurius?
This is all their fault to begin with!
**[02:42] Horns**
Their job was done so they went fishing...
**[02:46] Hood**
Look at this haul!
**[02:48] Hero**
That bastard!
**[02:50] Green**
Shut yer traps!
**[02:57] Hero**
The Goddess?!
# E11 - This Goddess Is Junk!
Source: [Crunchyroll](https://www.crunchyroll.com/watch/GVWU0VNXM/this-goddess-is-junk)
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***SIGN*** Episode 11
***SIGN*** Episode 11
***SIGN*** This Goddess Is Junk!
***SIGN*** This Goddess Is Junk!
**[00:00] N**
Episode Eleven: "This Goddess Is Junk!"
**[00:05] L**
Elouisa? What's going on?
***SIGN*** m 0 0 l 10 -10 l 180 -10 l 190 0 l 190 60 l 180 70 l 10 70 l 0 60
***SIGN*** Goddess
Elouisa
**[00:08] E**
Don't give me that!
**[00:10] ---**
You guys ruined my buzz
with how loud you're being!
**[00:13] M**
*Goddess Elouisa.*
**[00:15] M**
* She's wise and magnanimous...*
* or, well, is supposed to be.*
**[00:19] E**
Hey, Extra! Pour me some booze!
**[00:21] E**
M-Ma'am!
**[00:23] M**
*But she's a cavewoman behind the scenes.*
**[00:26] L**
Don't just show up partway
and run your mouth!
**[00:28] ---**
We're busy sorting out this mess!
**[00:32] E**
Pathetic. You made your choice,
now live with it.
**[00:37] M**
Well, yes, but how do we do that?
**[00:42] E**
Hey, open up your status dialogs.
***SIGN*** m 0 0 l 10 -10 l 170 -10 l 180 0 l 180 140 l 170 150 l 10 150 l 0 140
***SIGN*** m 0 0 l 10 -10 l 170 -10 l 180 0 l 180 140 l 170 150 l 10 150 l 0 140
***SIGN*** m 0 0 l 10 -10 l 170 -10 l 180 0 l 180 140 l 170 150 l 10 150 l 0 140
***SIGN*** Mina
Holy Sister
HP 250
MP 140
***SIGN*** Leedis
Hero
HP 50
MP 50
***SIGN*** Marius
Sage
HP 50
MP 90
**[00:46] Mi**
Like this?
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***SIGN*** m 0 0 l 10 -10 l 170 -10 l 180 0 l 180 140 l 170 150 l 10 150 l 0 140
***SIGN*** Mellie
Grumpy Brat
HP 50
MP 50
***SIGN*** Lillia
Loud Woman
HP 50
MP 50
**[00:49] Li**
What the heck?!
**[00:50] ---**
I've gone from cleric to loud woman!
**[00:53] Me**
And I'm listed as a grumpy brat now!
***SIGN*** m 0 0 l 10 -10 l 170 -10 l 180 0 l 180 80 l 170 90 l 10 90 l 0 80
***SIGN*** Mina
Holy Sister
**[01:00] E**
God, that was funny.
**[01:02] E**
Now, Mina's actually listed as holy sister.
**[01:07] E**
Which means, if you can fix her up,
you can maintain consistency.
**[01:12] M**
Can we?
**[01:14] ---**
She was an ordinary maid, at first!
**[01:17] E**
Just say Mina was the hidden,
one true cleric,
**[01:22] ---**
and the others were fake decoys.
**[01:26] Bo**
Fakes?!
**[01:28] Lo**
Oh, dear.
**[01:30] L**
I see. That'd make sense,
even if she was formerly a maid.
**[01:35] E**
Open up your action algorithm now.
**[01:38] Mi**
Like this?
***SIGN*** m 0 0 l 10 -10 l 690 -10 l 700 0 l 700 212 l 690 222 l 10 222 l 0 212
***SIGN*** Mina's Action Algorithm
Attack Allies 95%
Attack Enemies 3%
Freeze up in fear 2%
**[01:39] N**
Attack Allies: 95 percent.
**[01:42] L**
She's just out to kill her allies!
**[01:46] E**
She's basically a hit man sent by the kingdom!
**[01:51] Mi**
I'm not a hit man!
**[01:54] L**
What's the meaning of this, King?
**[01:56] Ki**
Huh? I know nothing!
**[01:59] M**
Elouisa! Quit laughing and do something!
**[02:06] E**
I know, I know.
***SIGN*** Mina's Action Algorithm
Attack Allies 95%
Attack Enemies 3%
Freeze up in fear 2%
***SIGN*** m 0 0 l 10 -10 l 440 -10 l 450 0 l 450 250 l 440 260 l 10 260 l 0 250
***SIGN*** Mina's Action Algorithm
Freeze up in fear 95%
Attack Enemies 3%
Freeze up in fear 2%
**[02:09] N**
Freeze up in fear: 95 %.
**[02:12] E**
There. Now it'll be rare
for her to attack you.
**[02:16] Mi**
It hurt me so much to hurt them...
**[02:21] Mi**
Thank you!
**[02:23] E**
There, there.
**[02:25] E**
You shit leads could learn a thing
or two from this good girl.
**[02:28] L**
But we can't beat any enemies at Level 1.
**[02:32] M**
The player won't be able
to progress like this.
**[02:36] E**
Pathetic.
**[02:38] E**
Don't worry about that.
**[02:40] E**
I set up a little thingy to fix that.
**[02:43] L**
"Thingy"?
**[02:46] N**
Now Loading...
**[02:47] M**
The game's been booted up!
**[02:49] ---**
Everyone back to your posts!
**[02:51] E**
Good luck, have fun!
**[02:56] L**
Hey, tell us what you did!
# E12 - I Won't Let You Call Us a Junk Anime!
Source: [Crunchyroll](https://www.crunchyroll.com/watch/G31UXPK2K/i-wont-let-you-call-us-a-junk-anime)
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***SIGN*** Episode 12
***SIGN*** Episode 12
***SIGN*** I Won't Let You Call Us a Junk Anime!
***SIGN*** I Won't Let You Call Us a Junk Anime!
**[00:00] N**
Episode Twelve: "I Won't Let
You Call Us a Junk Anime!"
**[00:05] L**
Hey, Mina,
**[00:06] L**
any idea what Elouisa did?
**[00:10] Mi**
I'm sorry. I don't have a clue, myself.
**[00:13] L**
I'd really like to find out
before the next battle.
**[00:18] Li**
Eek!
**[00:19] Me**
An enemy!
***SIGN*** m 0 0 l 10 -10 l 500 -10 l 510 0 l 510 20 l 500 30 l 10 30 l 0 20
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***SIGN*** Armored Beast
***SIGN*** A wild Armored Beast appeared! What will you do?
**[00:22] N**
A wild Armored Beast appeared.
**[00:24] L**
Of course we'd get a random encounter now!
***SIGN*** m 0 0 l 10 -10 l 194 -10 l 204 0 l 204 97 l 194 107 l 10 107 l 0 97
***SIGN*** Attack
Magic
Item
Flee
**[00:27] N**
Mina is too scared to attack.
***SIGN*** m 0 0 l 10 -10 l 530 -10 l 540 0 l 540 38 l 530 48 l 10 48 l 0 38
***SIGN*** Mina is too scared to attack.
***SIGN*** m 0 0 l 10 -10 l 202 -10 l 212 0 l 212 90 l 202 100 l 10 100 l 0 90
***SIGN*** Eeeek!
Stay away
from me!
**[00:33] L**
It's good that she isn't
attacking allies now...
**[00:36] M**
...but we can't fight like this!
***SIGN*** m 0 0 l 10 -10 l 500 -10 l 510 0 l 510 20 l 500 30 l 10 30 l 0 20
***SIGN*** Armored Beast
***SIGN*** m 0 0 l 10 -10 l 500 -10 l 510 0 l 510 60 l 500 70 l 10 70 l 0 60
***SIGN*** Armored Beast attacks.
**[00:39] N**
Armored Beast attacks Mina!
**[00:42] L**
The enemy's heading for Mina!
***SIGN*** m 0 0 l 10 -10 l 202 -10 l 212 0 l 212 90 l 202 100 l 10 100 l 0 90
***SIGN*** I asked you
to stay away
from me...
**[00:51] M**
Did she... just do a counter?!
**[00:53] M**
This is the "thingie"
Elouisa was talking about!
**[00:56] Li**
Counters from an overpowered character...
**[00:59] Me**
Just thinking about is scary.
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***SIGN*** m 0 0 l 10 -10 l 500 -10 l 510 0 l 510 60 l 500 70 l 10 70 l 0 60
***SIGN*** Armored Beast
***SIGN*** Armored Beast was defeated.
**[01:02] N**
The Armored Beast was defeated.
**[01:05] N**
Leedis has leveled up.
***SIGN*** m 0 0 l 10 -10 l 463 -10 l 473 0 l 473 67 l 463 77 l 10 77 l 0 67
***SIGN*** Leedis has leveled up.
Marius has leveled up.
**[01:07] N**
Marius has leveled up.
**[01:10] L**
I see! We gained XP because
we remained alive!
**[01:15] M**
Now we can make progress!
**[01:20] L**
It was such a rough time, you had to cry?
**[01:23] L**
All right! Our adventure is just beginning!
**[01:27] All**
Yeah!
***SIGN*** m 0 0 l 10 -10 l 549 -10 l 559 0 l 559 72 l 549 82 l 10 82 l 0 72
***SIGN*** And that's how the hero and his party restored peace to the world.
**[01:30] N**
And that's how the hero etc...
**[01:34] All**
A job well done!
**[01:38] L**
Er, it was a wild replay,
**[01:41] L**
but we managed to get the
game on track and finish!
**[01:45] Bo**
Yo, Hero! You led us marvelously!
***SIGN*** Blush
**[01:51] Li**
The game's reputation is recovering, too.
**[01:53] Mi**
I was so worried when I was
suddenly the Holy Sister.
**[01:57] Me**
My character's gained a strong
foothold as a sub-member, too.
***SIGN*** m 0 0 l 244 0 l 244 51 l 0 51
***SIGN*** Anonymous Hero
lol at a cleric changing classes
to grumpy brat.
**[02:02] Lo**
Maybe I should join in somewhere, as well.
**[02:08] Py**
My ad-libbing seems to have paid off big time.
**[02:11] Vi**
Uh, Pyurius? We need to have
a little talk about that.
**[02:16] Ki**
Achoo!
**[02:17] E**
What ever will I do?
**[02:20] El**
Bring me the booze! Someone go buy more!
**[02:24] Lo**
By the way, I don't see the sage.
**[02:28] L**
He should be back anytime now.
**[02:32] L**
I asked Marius to go check
the reviews for this anime.
**[02:38] Li**
If the anime does well...
**[02:40] Lo**
...it'll help the game.
**[02:42] Me**
And the manga!
**[02:44] Mi**
I can't wait to find out!
**[02:47] El**
You heard 'em.
**[02:50] M**
I'm too scared to go check.
**[02:53] M**
Everyone, please, like and
give us a high rating!
***SIGN*** Anime "Don't Call Us a Junk Game!" Official
***SIGN*** #dontcallusajunkgame