Don't Call Us A JUNK GAME!

The characters in a post-ending RPG world take matters into their own hands in a New Game+, as they refuse to go down in history as a JUNK GAME!

Season 1

Season 1

E1 - This Is a JUNK GAME!

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SIGN    Episode 1
SIGN    Episode 1
SIGN    This Is a JUNK GAME!
SIGN    This Is a JUNK GAME!
[00:01] ---
    Episode 1: "This Is a JUNK GAME!"
[00:05] N
    And that's how the hero and his party
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SIGN    And that's how the hero and his party
    restored peace to the world.
[00:07] N
    restored peace to the world.
[00:11] All
    A job well done!
SIGN    The Plains of Origin
[00:15] L
    Er, thanks to everyone's efforts,
[00:18] L
    the game has reached its good ending.
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SIGN    Hero
    Leedis
[00:23] Bo
    Yo, Hero! You gave the
    performance of a century!
SIGN    Coy
[00:27] L
    We're off-duty until the game restarts.
[00:30] L
    Drink, eat, and rest your bodies.
[00:32] All
    Long live holidays!
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SIGN    Heroine 1
    Lillia
[00:39] Lillia
    We should've done this at
    the Royal Palace instead.
[00:42] Mag
    But the program forbids us from
    entering towns or villages...
[00:47] Mel
    You shouldn't have said that!
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SIGN    Heroine 2
    Mellie
[00:49] Mel
    This why you can't be the
    main heroine, Lillia.
[00:52] Li
    Say what?!
[00:54] Li
    You're the minor heroine,
    and your chest is just as minor!
[00:57] Mel
    What?!
[00:59] Lo
    My, my. This is a problem.
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SIGN    Heroine 3
    Louise
[01:03] L
    C'mon, let's, at least, not fight
    during the wrap party.
[01:06] Mel
    In complete agreement.
[01:09] Li
    Quit rubbing up against him!
[01:12] Lo
    By the way, I don't see the sage.
[01:16] L
    He should be back anytime now.
[01:21] L
    Marius, how were the reviews?
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SIGN    Sage
    Marius
[01:25] M
    All the reviews say this game...
[01:28] M
    is junk!
[01:30] All
    Wha...
[01:31] All
    What?!
[01:34] L
    But this is a retro fantasy
    with a conventional story.
[01:38] L
    And they call it junk? It must be a mistake!
[01:41] M
    The exact words were "a junk hodgepodge."
SIGN    Junk Hodgepodge
[01:45] Lo
    I wonder where we went wrong.
[01:47] Mel
    Our developers worked so hard, too, chanting...
[01:49] Devs
    Crazy deadline...
SIGN    Crazy Deadline...
[01:51] Mel
    ...the entire time.
[01:53] Li
    And it gets called junk?
[01:55] ---
    I feel so bad for them!
SIGN    Dejected
SIGN    Dejected
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[01:57] L
    Hey! Don't look so dejected!
[02:00] M
    First, the comments on the story.
[02:02] M
    "Incoherent."
SIGN    m 0 0 l 335 0 l 335 56 l 0 56
SIGN    Anonymous Hero 2019/04/20(Sat)
    Incoherent...
[02:03] M
    "No depth."
SIGN    m 0 0 l 335 0 l 335 56 l 0 56
SIGN    Anonymous Hero 2019/04/20(Sat)
    No depth lol
[02:05] M
    "You kidding me?!"
SIGN    m 0 0 l 335 0 l 335 56 l 0 56
SIGN    Anonymous Hero 2019/04/20(Sat)
    You kidding me?!
[02:06] L
    How about everything else?
[02:08] M
    Comments on the heroines were...
SIGN    Lillia joined your party
SIGN    Thank you for saving me
    from those monsters ♥
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[02:11] M
    "The hero's too popular."
[02:11] Li
    Thank you.
[02:12] M
    "The heroines are too easy."
[02:12] Mel
    Our eyes met!
SIGN    Melli joined your party
SIGN    Our eyes met!
[02:14] M
    "Way too easy."
[02:14] Lo
    You look exactly like my late father...
SIGN    Louise joined your party
SIGN    You look exactly like
    my late father...
[02:17] Mel
    You heard 'em, Lillia.
[02:19] Li
    They're talking about you, Mellie.
[02:21] M
    Et cetera, et cetera.
SIGN    Anonymous Hero 2019/04/20(Sat)
    No change in conversations!
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SIGN    Anonymous Hero 2019/04/20(Sat)
    Items don't carry over!
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SIGN    Anonymous Hero 2019/04/20(Sat)
    No hidden dungeons...
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SIGN    Anonymous Hero 2019/04/20(Sat)
    No change in conversations!
SIGN    Anonymous Hero 2019/04/20(Sat)
    Items don't carry over!
[02:24] L
    Looking at this, we really do have nothing.
SIGN    Gloom
SIGN    Gloom
SIGN    Gloom
SIGN    Gloom
SIGN    Gloom
SIGN    Gloom
SIGN    Gloom
SIGN    Gloom
SIGN    Gloom
SIGN    Gloom
SIGN    Gloom
SIGN    Gloom
SIGN    Gloom
SIGN    Gloom
[02:27] Lo
    Gamers won't replay the game if it's
    just the same thing all over again.
[02:33] L
    We have no choice.
    We have to use the Edit Mode!
[02:36] M
    What? Edit Mode grants the
    characters total freedom!
[02:39] M
    There's a risk the story will fall apart!
[02:42] L
    We're gonna have to make
    this a fun game ourselves!
[02:46] L
    Never again will they call us a junk game!
[02:49] All
    Let's do it!
[02:50] All
    Agreed!
[02:51] All
    Let's do a New Game+ in Edit Mode!
[02:54] All
    Yeah!
[02:56] M
    Is this going to be all right?

Season 1

E2 - This System Is Junk!

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SIGN    Episode 2
SIGN    Episode 2
SIGN    This System Is Junk!
SIGN    This System Is Junk!
[00:00] N
    Episode Two: "This System Is Junk!"
[00:05] N
    The Kingdom was thriving in peace and prosperity, when one day...
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SIGN    The Kingdom was thriving in peace
    and prosperity, when one day...
[00:09] N
    Skip the movie?
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SIGN    Skip the
    movie?
SIGN    Yes
    No
[00:10] N
    Yes!
SIGN    ►
SIGN    Audience Chamber
[00:12] L
    Uh, we started a second run,
    but the opening movie got skipped!
[00:16] M
    Keep it down.
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SIGN    Camera Crystal
SIGN    Stare...
SIGN    Stare...
SIGN    Stare...
SIGN    Stare...
SIGN    Stare...
SIGN    Stare...
SIGN    Stare...
SIGN    Stare...
SIGN    Stare...
SIGN    Stare...
SIGN    Stare...
SIGN    Stare...
[00:19] M
    The text display system will notice!
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SIGN    The King
[00:23] K
    Thank you for coming, descendant of the hero.
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SIGN    I'm sure you've already heard, but our
    kingdom teeters on the brink of destruction.
[00:30] L
    Long lines already.
[00:33] M
    If he flubs his lines,
    it'll mess up the text, too.
SIGN    The evil god has built a castle to the north,
    destabilizing the entire region...
[00:37] L
    Please don't mess up, King!
[00:41] K
    I want evil to be defeated so that we
    can all enjoy peaceful times again.
[00:47] K
    Do everything in your power
    to bring it to fruition!
[00:50] All
    Yay!
[00:53] H1
    Nice acting, King.
[00:55] H3
    The performance of a lifetime.
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SIGN    Now, if you head westward through the plains,
    you will find an old grave...
[01:04] L
    He's almost done.
[01:05] M
    All that's left is to mention
    the Hero Darius by name!
[01:08] K
    It is...
[01:11] K
    Achoo!
SIGN    Achoo!!
SIGN    Achoo!!
SIGN    Achoo!!
SIGN    Achoo!!
SIGN    Achoo!!
SIGN    Achoo!!
SIGN    Achoo!!
SIGN    Achoo!!
SIGN    Achoo!!
SIGN    Achoo!!
SIGN    Achoo!!
SIGN    Achoo!!
SIGN    Achoo!!
[01:12] K
    ...us's resting place.
[01:15] L
    Now he's done it!
[01:17] M
    I-It's okay.
SIGN    Stare...
SIGN    Stare...
SIGN    Stare...
SIGN    Stare...
SIGN    Stare...
SIGN    Stare...
SIGN    Stare...
SIGN    Stare...
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SIGN    Stare...
[01:19] M
    If the system identifies
    it as noise, we're safe.
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SIGN    It is...
    Achoous's resting place.
[01:26] L
    It made it into the script!
[01:30] Hero
    My descendants,
[01:32] Hero
    you must collect the pieces of heroic
    gear I scattered across the lands.
[01:35] Hero
    I'm sure they will prove
    of great help to you.
[01:39] N
    Hero Achoous.
SIGN    The Hero's Grave
[01:42] L
    Man, that name does a lot of damage.
[01:45] M
    We went and messed up already.
[01:47] M
    It's not too late to go
    back to the default mode.
[01:51] L
    Nah, I feel like this is
    giving the story more depth.
[01:55] M
    Is that so?
[01:56] K
    I'm glad you've made it back safe and sound.
[01:59] K
    You face a long, dangerous journey ahead.
[02:02] K
    You may choose anyone you like
    to accompany you as bodyguards.
[02:06] L
    A party member recruitment scene.
[02:09] M
    People online hated it because
    it only lets you choose guys.
[02:13] K
    Choose one of these members:
[02:15] K
    Knight,
SIGN    Knight
[02:16] K
    Priest,
SIGN    Priest
[02:17] K
    Wizard,
SIGN    Wizard
[02:18] K
    and Maid.
SIGN     Maid
[02:19] Bo
    Maid?!
[02:21] L
    Who asked the stupid king to ad-lib?
[02:24] M
    No, this may be a great opportunity.
[02:26] M
    The castle maid is super popular online.
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SIGN     9 Anonymous Hero 2019/04/20(Sat)
     ikr?(=Д´=) <br>***SIGN***&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;m 0 0 l 300 0 l 300 56 l 0 56 <br>***SIGN***&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp; 7 Anonymous Hero 2019/04/20(Sat)<br> &nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp; The castle maid was cute! <br>***SIGN***&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;m 0 0 l 300 0 l 300 56 l 0 56 <br>***SIGN***&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp; 8 Anonymous Hero 2019/04/20(Sat)<br> &nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp; Wish there was a maid route... <br>***SIGN***&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;m 0 0 l 300 0 l 300 56 l 0 56 <br>***SIGN***&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp; 9 Anonymous Hero 2019/04/20(Sat)<br> &nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp; ikr?(=Д´=)
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SIGN    Who will you take along on your journey?
    Knight Priest Wizard Maid
[02:30] N
    Who will you take along on your journey?
SIGN    ►
SIGN    ►
SIGN    ►
[02:32] N
    Maid.
SIGN    ►
[02:33] L
    Look at that cursor go!
[02:35] K
    The maid?
[02:37] ---
    What an eccentric choice.
[02:39] M
    You're the one who added it!
[02:41] K
    Mina, come here.
[02:43] M
    Sire.
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SIGN    Castle Maid
    Mina
[02:45] Mi
    It's a pleasure to meet you, Hero.
[02:47] Mi
    I'm Mina the maid.
[02:49] Mi
    I'm nervous about this, but I'll do my best!
[02:53] H1
    Grr! What is with that girl?!
[02:56] H3
    Us heroines are in danger!

Season 1

E3 - This Maid Is Junk!

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SIGN    Episode 3
SIGN    Episode 3
SIGN    This Maid Is Junk!
SIGN    This Maid Is Junk!
[00:00] N
    Episode Three: "This Maid Is Junk!"
[00:05] Mi
    It's a pleasure to meet you, Hero.
[00:07] Mi
    I'm Mina the maid.
[00:10] L
    You sure about this?
[00:11] L
    You're having to join
    due to the king's ad-lib.
[00:15] Mi
    I'll be fine.
[00:16] Mi
    I'll do my best, so I don't hold you back.
[00:19] L
    I think I can see why she's so popular.
[00:22] M
    Right?
[00:23] Bo
    Grr!
[00:26] K
    She is but a castle maid, you see.
[00:30] ---
    She won't be much use in battle.
[00:32] M
    Seriously, why did you
    recommend her as a bodyguard?
[00:36] Mi
    Your Majesty, I've been trained
    by the Knight Captain.
[00:39] Mi
    I can fight, no problem!
[00:41] K
    What? Is that so?
[00:44] Mi
    Okay, just watch this.
[00:49] L
    Whoa, the sound as she
    swings through the air...
[00:54] Bo
    She sucks!
[00:55] Mi
    See how good I am?
[00:58] Mi
    See? See?!
[01:00] K
    Now, now, Mina.
[01:02] K
    Calm down.
[01:03] Mi
    Huh?
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SIGN    The hero lost 2 HP.
[01:06] N
    The hero lost 2 HP.
[01:10] Mi
    A-Are you okay?!
[01:13] M
    I just remembered that Mina's a klutz.
[01:17] K
    Ahem.
[01:18] K
    You should be able to procure information
    and weapons in the town of Lynx.
[01:24] K
    Sally forth, hero!
[01:27] L
    Don't try to change the topic!
SIGN    POWER OFF
[01:30] N
    Power off.
[01:32] M
    They finally turned it off.
[01:36] H
    King! Because you sneezed,
    my ancestor's name is all weird now!
SIGN    Achoous
[01:40] K
    What was I supposed to do
    about a bodily function?!
[01:44] M
    There, there. Let's begin the meeting.
[01:47] Li
    The town of Lynx is up next, right?
[01:50] Lo
    I think you can get information
    on legendary weapons...
[01:53] Me
    ...and on the evil god!
[01:56] Mi
    And then, uh... What else?
[02:00] P
    Zoom!
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SIGN    Great Sorcerer
    Pyurius
[02:03] P
    It's my turn to shine, isn't it?
[02:06] L
    Right, the battle against
    the Great Sorcerer Pyurius.
[02:11] M
    When you leave town, you run into
    one of the leaders of the Evil Army.
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SIGN    Great Sorcerer Pyurius
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SIGN    Great Sorcerer Pyurius appears!
SIGN    Great Sorcerer Pyurius attacks!
[02:16] M
    In the face of death,
SIGN    The Hero is wiped out... but then, his body is covered in light
[02:17] M
    the hero's power awakens
[02:18] M
    and helps drive him away.
[02:21] P
    One of your scripted battles, basically.
[02:25] L
    It's a bit forced forced, isn't it?
[02:28] Lo
    An enemy leader shows up when you
[02:30] ---
    haven't even gotten used to the setting yet.
[02:33] P
    Do we skip it, then?
[02:35] ---
    The story will feel empty, though.
[02:38] N
    Now loading.
[02:40] L
    Ack! We're back up already!
[02:43] M
    Everyone, back to your posts!
[02:46] Mi
    But we didn't decide on anything!
[02:48] L
    Pyurius! Do whatever you think will work!
[02:52] P
    They're gone.
[02:56] P
    I guess it's all up to little ol' me.

Season 1

E4 - This Villain Is Junk!

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SIGN    Episode 4
SIGN    Episode 4
SIGN    This Villain Is Junk!
SIGN    This Villain Is Junk!
[00:00] N
    Episode Four: "This Villain Is Junk!"
SIGN    Fluffy Bunny x3
SIGN    Wild Bunnies A, B, and C appeared! What will you do?
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[00:06] N
    Wild Bunnies A, B, and C appeared.
SIGN    Attack
    Magic
    Item
    Flee
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[00:09] N
    Flee.
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SIGN    Retreat,
    guys!
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SIGN    We're fleeing!
SIGN    I'm outta
    here!
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[00:17] L
    Not this again!
[00:20] L
    We haven't fought a single battle,
    so we're all still Level 1.
SIGN    Leedis
    Hero Lv. 1
[00:25] M
    The recommended level for
    this area is only around 5...
[00:29] Mi
    Hero, erm...
[00:31] Mi
    We've reached our destination.
SIGN    Town of Lynx
[00:34] L
    Talk about making a beeline!
[00:38] L
    Well, it's good that we made it
    here, but where are we going?
[00:42] Mi
    Looks like we're heading to a shop.
SIGN    Weapons Shop
[00:46] M
    What are we going to buy with no money?
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SIGN    m 0 0 l 10 -10 l 500 -10 l 510 0 l 510 20 l 500 30 l 10 30 l 0 20
SIGN    You've come to the right place for weapons and armor! Want to take a look around?
SIGN    Weapons Shop Owner
SIGN    Buy
    Sell
[00:53] N
    Sell.
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SIGN    Wooden Sword
    Wooden Spear
    Small Knife
    Ointment
[00:55] N
    Wooden Sword, Wooden Spear,
[00:56] N
    Small Knife, Ointment.
SIGN    m 0 0 l 10 -10 l 500 -10 l 510 0 l 510 60 l 500 70 l 10 70 l 0 60
SIGN    }You've come to the right place for weapons and armor! Want to take a look around?
[00:58] L
    Hey!
[01:00] Mi
    We sold everything we had.
[01:03] L
    I get it. They must be planning to buy
    an expensive, powerful iron sword.
[01:08] M
    I see.
SIGN    m 0 0 l 10 -10 l 500 -10 l 510 0 l 510 20 l 500 30 l 10 30 l 0 20
SIGN    m 0 0 l 10 -10 l 500 -10 l 510 0 l 510 60 l 500 70 l 10 70 l 0 60
SIGN    Weapons Shop Owner
SIGN    You've come to the right place for weapons and armor! Want to take a look around?
SIGN    Buy
    Sell
[01:13] N
    Buy.
SIGN    m 0 0 l 10 -10 l 224 -10 l 234 0 l 234 104 l 224 114 l 10 114 l 0 104
SIGN    Iron Sword
    Iron Spear
    Iron Knife
    Frilly Skirt
[01:15] N
    Frilly Skirt.
[01:19] L
    They went for looks over functionality!
[01:23] Mi
    Um, I'm sorry.
[01:26] Mi
    Looks like we're moving on.
SIGN    Lynx Main Bridge
[01:33] L
    When we talk to that soldier, a scene
    will play to remove Mina from the party.
[01:38] M
    The player's obviously trying to avoid it.
[01:41] Mi
    Do I really have to leave?
[01:45] Py
    Air Sword!
[01:47] Mi
    Ah! The soldier!
[01:52] Py
    I've found you, descendant of Hero Atishoo!
[01:56] M
    Nicely done! That scene is gone now!
[01:59] Mi
    Uh, wasn't his name Hero Achoous?
[02:02] L
    Who are you?!
[02:04] Py
    I am Pyurius, strategist for the Devil Army.
[02:09] Py
    So, which of you wants to turn to dust first?
[02:13] Py
    Wha?!
[02:15] Py
    A-Are you the Holy Sister?!
[02:18] Py
    How are you here? I thought I killed you!
[02:20] Mi
    H-Huh? Who, me?
[02:23] Py
    Take this! Air Sword!
[02:28] Py
    Ngh! My magic is being repelled!
[02:35] M
    I didn't see that coming.
[02:36] L
    Who asked Pyurius to ad-lib all this?
[02:39] Py
    So this is the Holy Sister's power...
[02:43] Mi
    I didn't do anything! It was all him!
[02:50] Py
    Then, I shall take my leave!
    The rest is in your hands!
[02:54] L
    H-Hold it!
[02:55] L
    What do you mean, "Holy Sister"?

Season 1

E5 - This Holy Sister is Junk!

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    Signs match the dialogue unless specified
SIGN    Episode 5
SIGN    Episode 5
SIGN    This Holy Sister is Junk!
SIGN    This Holy Sister is Junk!
[00:00] N
    Episode Five: "This Holy Sister Is Junk!"
SIGN    Great Woodlands
[00:05] L
    Er, Mina?
[00:07] L
    If you're the "Holy Sister,"
    does that mean you're strong?
[00:11] M
    It'll be a difficult journey,
    so we'd really appreciate your help.
SIGN    m 0 0 l 10 -10 l 170 -10 l 180 0 l 180 60 l 170 70 l 10 70 l 0 60
SIGN    Holy Sister
    Mina
[00:15] M
    Oh, sure, if that's okay with you.
[00:18] L
    Her class changed from
    Maid to Holy Sister.
[00:22] M
    With this, we've avoided
    Mina leaving the party.
[00:26] L
    But what's with this
    "Holy Sister" stuff, anyway?
[00:28] M
    A rejected idea.
SIGN    Rejected
[00:30] M
    It was shelved before release.
[00:33] L
    Oh, rejected?
[00:36] ---
    Then surely she won't be stronger than me.
[00:42] M
    R-Right.
[00:44] Mi
    Hero, we've encountered enemies!
SIGN    m 0 0 l 10 -10 l 500 -10 l 510 0 l 510 20 l 500 30 l 10 30 l 0 20
SIGN    m 0 0 l 10 -10 l 500 -10 l 510 0 l 510 60 l 500 70 l 10 70 l 0 60
SIGN    Mystery Tree x2
SIGN    Wild Mystery Trees A and B appeared!
    What will you do?
SIGN    Wild Mystery Trees A and B appeared!
SIGN     What will you do?
[00:50] M
    We'll probably just flee again.
SIGN    m 0 0 l 10 -10 l 194 -10 l 204 0 l 204 98 l 194 108 l 10 108 l 0 98
SIGN    Attack
    Magic
    Item
    Flee
[00:53] N
    Attack.
[00:54] L
    Attack?!
[00:56] L
    Why are we fighting now?!
[00:59] M
    After all that fleeing, we're only Level 1!
SIGN    m 0 0 l 10 -10 l 210 -10 l 220 0 l 220 78 l 210 88 l 10 88 l 0 78
SIGN    Here I go!
    Take this!
[01:06] L
    Even Mina's fighting?
SIGN    m 0 0 l 10 -10 l 500 -10 l 510 0 l 510 20 l 500 30 l 10 30 l 0 20
SIGN    m 0 0 l 10 -10 l 500 -10 l 510 0 l 510 60 l 500 70 l 10 70 l 0 60
SIGN    Mystery Tree x2
SIGN    Mystery Tree A was defeated!
SIGN    Mystery Tree A was defeated!
[01:14] L
    Wow, she OHKO'd it.
SIGN    Mystery Tree
SIGN    Mystery Tree B attacks.
SIGN    m 0 0 l 10 -10 l 500 -10 l 510 0 l 510 20 l 500 30 l 10 30 l 0 20
SIGN    m 0 0 l 10 -10 l 500 -10 l 510 0 l 510 60 l 500 70 l 10 70 l 0 60
SIGN    Mystery Tree B attacks.
[01:27] L
    Look at her go at Level 1.
[01:30] M
    Wait, is the Holy Sister a broken character?
SIGN    m 0 0 l 10 -10 l 210 -10 l 220 0 l 220 64 l 210 74 l 10 74 l 0 64
SIGN    Here I go!
SIGN    m 0 0 l 10 -10 l 210 -10 l 220 0 l 220 64 l 210 74 l 10 74 l 0 64
SIGN    Take this!
SIGN    m 0 0 l 10 -10 l 226 -10 l 236 0 l 236 78 l 226 88 l 10 88 l 0 78
SIGN    Damn, I've
    been defeated.
[01:43] M
    Wait, is Mina's klutz trait acting up?
SIGN    m 0 0 l 10 -10 l 210 -10 l 220 0 l 220 64 l 210 74 l 10 74 l 0 64
SIGN    Here I go!
[01:49] M
    No! Stay away from me!
[01:54] Mi
    I'm sorry!
SIGN    m 0 0 l 10 -10 l 226 -10 l 236 0 l 236 78 l 226 88 l 10 88 l 0 78
SIGN    Stay safe,
    everyone...
[01:59] L
    Marius, you okay?
[02:01] M
    Yes... We can revive at 1 HP
    if Mina wins the battle.
SIGN    m 0 0 l 10 -10 l 210 -10 l 220 0 l 220 78 l 210 88 l 10 88 l 0 78
SIGN    Here I go!
    Take this!
SIGN    m 0 0 l 10 -10 l 226 -10 l 236 0 l 236 78 l 226 88 l 10 88 l 0 78
SIGN    Damn, I've
    been defeated.
SIGN    m 0 0 l 10 -10 l 210 -10 l 220 0 l 220 78 l 210 88 l 10 88 l 0 78
SIGN    Here I go!
    Take this!
SIGN    m 0 0 l 10 -10 l 226 -10 l 236 0 l 236 78 l 226 88 l 10 88 l 0 78
SIGN    Stay safe,
    everyone...
SIGN    Level Up
SIGN    Level Up
SIGN    m 0 0 l 10 -10 l 170 -10 l 180 0 l 180 60 l 170 70 l 10 70 l 0 60
SIGN    Holy Sister Lv.6
    Mina
SIGN    Level Up
[02:15] N
    Mina leveled up.
[02:17] Mi
    The battle's over.
[02:20] Mi
    Are you two okay?
[02:23] L
    Y-Yeah. Don't worry about us.
[02:27] Mi
    Um... I'll take point from here.
[02:31] M
    Thank you, Mina.
[02:34] Li
    This is bad... Mina became a Holy Sister!
[02:39] Me
    Sure, she's super strong,
    but what's the problem?
[02:43] Li
    We're just clerics!
[02:44] ---
    There's no need for us with
    a Holy Sister in the party!
[02:48] Me
    That would suck! I want to
    go on the hero's adventure!
[02:54] Li
    Exactly! We need to come up with a plan!

Season 1

E6 - These Heroines are Junk!

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SIGN    Episode 6
SIGN    Episode 6
SIGN    These Heroines are Junk!
SIGN    These Heroines are Junk!
[00:00] N
    Episode Six: "These Heroines are Junk!"
[00:05] M
    W-We'll reach the town shortly.
[00:08] L
    I just pray the player will
    choose to rest up at an inn.
[00:13] L
    Ack! An enemy?!
[00:15] Li
    Eek! Help!
[00:18] L
    L-Lillia?
[00:21] M
    It isn't yet time for you to appear.
[00:25] Li
    I'm being attacked by a ferocious monster.
[00:27] Li
    Save me.
[00:30] M
    She's going off-script!
[00:32] L
    Marius, Mina. We're helping this girl out.
[00:35] M
    But we're still Level 1.
[00:38] L
    We'll just have to deal with it.
[00:40] L
    Huh?
SIGN    m 0 0 l 10 -10 l 500 -10 l 510 0 l 510 20 l 500 30 l 10 30 l 0 20
SIGN    Plump Bunny Baby
SIGN    m 0 0 l 10 -10 l 500 -10 l 510 0 l 510 60 l 500 70 l 10 70 l 0 60
SIGN    A wild Plump Bunny Baby appeared!
    What will you do?
SIGN    Plump Bunny Baby
[00:42] N
    A wild Plump Bunny Baby appeared!
[00:45] Mi
    Wait, by monster...
[00:48] L
    ...you mean this tiny bunny?
[00:51] Li
    Indeed! Get it away from me!
[00:58] L
    Back to the forest with you.
[01:00] Li
    Such a brave, tough, and manly man.
[01:05] Li
    I have fallen in love with you.
[01:08] Li
    Take me along on your journey.
[01:11] L
    Okay, you're being way too easy!
SIGN    m 0 0 l 10 -10 l 500 -10 l 510 0 l 510 20 l 500 30 l 10 30 l 0 20
SIGN    m 0 0 l 10 -10 l 500 -10 l 510 0 l 510 45 l 500 55 l 10 55 l 0 45
SIGN    Do you want to recruit Lillia?
SIGN    Lillia
[01:14] N
    Do you want to recruit Lillia?
SIGN    m 0 0 l 10 -10 l 194 -10 l 204 0 l 204 50 l 194 60 l 10 60 l 0 50
SIGN    Aye
    Hell naw
[01:16] N
    Hell naw.
[01:18] Li
    Huh? Why not?
[01:20] Li
    Hurry up, or she'll get here!
[01:23] M
    "She"?
[01:25] Me
    Eek!
[01:27] L
    What now?
[01:30] Me
    Help!
[01:33] L
    Mellie?
[01:35] Li
    Ack, she's here.
[01:38] Me
    Help me! I'm in big trouble!
[01:43] L
    How can we help you? And with what?
SIGN    m 0 0 l 10 -10 l 500 -10 l 510 0 l 510 20 l 500 30 l 10 30 l 0 20
SIGN    Kitten
SIGN    m 0 0 l 10 -10 l 500 -10 l 510 0 l 510 45 l 500 55 l 10 55 l 0 45
SIGN    A wild kitten appeared! What will you do?
[01:46] N
    A wild kitten appeared!
[01:48] Me
    This kitty's so cute, I can't keep my hands off her!
[01:55] L
    Back to your mother with you.
[01:59] Me
    You are so courageous!
[02:01] ---
    Please allow me to accompany
    you on your journey!
SIGN    m 0 0 l 10 -10 l 500 -10 l 510 0 l 510 20 l 500 30 l 10 30 l 0 20
SIGN    Mellie
SIGN    m 0 0 l 10 -10 l 500 -10 l 510 0 l 510 45 l 500 55 l 10 55 l 0 45
SIGN    Do you want to recruit Mellie?
[02:05] N
    Do you want to recruit Mellie?
SIGN    m 0 0 l 10 -10 l 194 -10 l 204 0 l 204 50 l 194 60 l 10 60 l 0 50
SIGN    Aye
    I refuse
[02:07] N
    I refuse.
[02:09] Me
    What?!
[02:12] Li
    Hey, Mellie. You copied my plan, didn't you?
[02:16] Me
    Oh, shaddup, you cheating junk heroine.
[02:21] Li
    Says the plagiarizing junk heroine!
[02:24] Me
    I have no idea what you're talking about.
[02:25] M
    Hey, you two. The camera's pointed this way.
[02:29] Me
    Choose me, player,
    and Lillia will strip for you!
[02:33] Li
    Mellie will strip for you!
    And she'll even pose however you want!
[02:38] L
    They started talking directly to the player!
[02:43] Mi
    Knock it off!
[02:48] Mi
    I don't want to see such sad sales pitches!
[02:52] L
    Wait up, Mina.
[02:56] Bo
    Take us with you, too!

Season 1

E7 - This Quest Is Junk!

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SIGN    Episode 7
SIGN    Episode 7
SIGN    This Quest Is Junk!
SIGN    This Quest Is Junk!
[00:00] N
    Episode Seven: "This Quest Is Junk!"
SIGN    Town of Westeria
[00:05] V
    I hear terrifying monsters have
    taken over the woods to the north.
[00:09] V
    I saw a large wolf.
[00:11] V
    It was in the woods to the north.
[00:14] M
    We probably shouldn't go to the north woods.
[00:18] L
    The townsfolk won't shut
    up about the north woods.
[00:21] M
    It's to prevent the player
    from ignoring the quest.
[00:23] Li
    Well, I'm sick of hearing about it.
SIGN    The Elder's Home
[00:27] El
    Oh, no! Oh, no...
[00:29] El
    What will I do?
[00:31] El
    What ever will I do?
[00:33] M
    It's a typical old man in trouble...
[00:35] ---
    What shall we do?
[00:37] L
    Is something wrong, sir?
[00:40] L
    You can talk to me.
[00:41] Bo
    Squee! Hero!
[00:45] El
    My, are you travelers?
[00:47] ---
    Please hear our request!
SIGN    Defeat the monsters terrifying Westeria.
[00:51] N
    Defeat the monsters terrifying Westeria.
SIGN    North Woods
[00:55] M
    This is the north woods.
[00:57] M
    Watch out for wolf monsters.
[00:59] L
    Actually, watch out for anything you see.
[01:03] Mi
    Um, I have a high-quality knife
    equipped for some reason.
[01:07] M
    Sadly, you're the strongest one here.
SIGN    m 0 0 l 10 -10 l 500 -10 l 510 0 l 510 20 l 500 30 l 10 30 l 0 20
SIGN    Gale Wolf x2
SIGN    m 0 0 l 10 -10 l 500 -10 l 510 0 l 510 60 l 500 70 l 10 70 l 0 60
SIGN    Wild Gale Wolves A and B appeared! What will you do?
[01:14] N
    Wild Gale Wolves A and B appeared!
[01:17] Me
    The rumored monsters!
[01:20] L
    Took 'em no time to show up.
[01:21] M
    Get behind us, ladies!
[01:23] Mi
    O-Okay.
SIGN    m 0 0 l 10 -10 l 500 -10 l 510 0 l 510 20 l 500 30 l 10 30 l 0 20
SIGN    Gale Wolf x2
SIGN    m 0 0 l 10 -10 l 500 -10 l 510 0 l 510 60 l 500 70 l 10 70 l 0 60
SIGN    Gale Wolf A attacks.
SIGN    The hero is wiped out...
    Marius is wiped out...
[01:26] N
    The hero is wiped out...
[01:28] N
    Marius is wiped out...
SIGN    m 0 0 l 10 -10 l 200 -10 l 210 0 l 210 68 l 200 78 l 10 78 l 0 68
SIGN    Damn, I've
    been defeated.
SIGN    m 0 0 l 10 -10 l 200 -10 l 210 0 l 210 68 l 200 78 l 10 78 l 0 68
[01:30] L
    Damn, I couldn't do a thing!
SIGN    Stay safe,
    everyone...
[01:35] Mi
    Here I go!
SIGN    Mina attacks.
SIGN    m 0 0 l 10 -10 l 500 -10 l 510 0 l 510 60 l 500 70 l 10 70 l 0 60
[01:39] N
    Gale Wolf A was defeated.
SIGN    Gale Wolf A was defeated.
SIGN    Mina attacks.
[01:42] N
    Gale Wolf B was defeated.
SIGN    Gale Wolf B was defeated.
[01:46] L
    They didn't make this easy.
[01:48] M
    They're still alive.
[01:49] ---
    Talk about tough.
[01:52] Li
    You're one to talk.
[01:56] Me
    Look! Baby monsters!
[02:00] Li
    Wait, were they trying to protect their pups?
[02:04] L
    Crap, this makes things awkward.
[02:06] Mi
    Hero, can't we just let them go?
[02:11] M
    I understand how you feel, but we
    can't ignore dangerous monsters.
[02:15] Mi
    But they haven't hurt anybody!
    I feel bad for them!
SIGN    m 0 0 l 10 -10 l 500 -10 l 510 0 l 510 20 l 500 30 l 10 30 l 0 20
SIGN    Gale Wolf x2
SIGN    m 0 0 l 10 -10 l 500 -10 l 510 0 l 510 60 l 500 70 l 10 70 l 0 60
SIGN    Will you kill the two Gale Wolves?
[02:20] N
    Will you kill the two Gale Wolves?
SIGN    m 0 0 l 10 -10 l 194 -10 l 204 0 l 204 50 l 194 60 l 10 60 l 0 50
SIGN    Yep
    Nah
[02:23] N
    Yep.
[02:24] L
    We accepted the request.
    We have to fulfill it.
[02:28] M
    Mina, don't tell me...
[02:31] Mi
    Can we really not spare them?
[02:34] L
    The strongest heroine is
    going all-in, full throttle!
SIGN    Will you kill the two Gale Wolves?
SIGN    m 0 0 l 10 -10 l 500 -10 l 510 0 l 510 60 l 500 70 l 10 70 l 0 60
SIGN    m 0 0 l 10 -10 l 500 -10 l 510 0 l 510 20 l 500 30 l 10 30 l 0 20
SIGN    Gale Wolf x2
SIGN    m 0 0 l 10 -10 l 194 -10 l 204 0 l 204 50 l 194 60 l 10 60 l 0 50
SIGN    Yep
    Nah
[02:39] N
    Nah.
SIGN    m 0 0 l 10 -10 l 500 -10 l 510 0 l 510 60 l 500 70 l 10 70 l 0 60
SIGN    Will you kill the two Gale Wolves?
[02:40] Me
    They switched choices?!
[02:42] Li
    They did nothing of the sort when we asked!
[02:46] Mi
    Thank you so much!
[02:48] Mi
    You're very kind!
[02:50] M
    Mina may have become the Holy
    Sister in every sense of the word.
[02:51] Li
    Why only Mina?!
[02:53] Me
    No fair!
SIGN    m 0 0 l 10 -10 l 500 -10 l 510 0 l 510 60 l 500 70 l 10 70 l 0 60
SIGN    The Gale Wolf family manages to survive.
[02:56] N
    The Gale Wolf family manages to survive.

Season 1

E8 - This Main Story Quest Is Junk!

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SIGN    Episode 8
SIGN    Episode 8
SIGN    This Main Story Quest Is Junk!
SIGN    This Main Story Quest Is Junk!
[00:00] N
    Episode Eight: "This Main Story Quest Is Junk!"
[00:05] Li
    Hooray, hooray, Hero!
[00:07] Me
    Fight, fight, Hero!
[00:11] L
    What are those two up to now?
[00:13] Bo
    L-O-V-E Hero!
[00:14] M
    It seems they gave on being main heroine
[00:16] Bo
    Let's go, let's go, Hero!
[00:17] ---
    and chose to be the best sub-members.
[00:20] L
    Well, Mina was way too main
    heroine-ish last time.
[00:25] M
    This game lets you take a
    party of three to battle,
[00:29] M
    but there's no limit to
    the number of sub-members.
[00:32] M
    If their support commands succeed,
[00:34] M
    it'll buff the party's
    multi-attack and so on.
SIGN    Multi-attack Up
[00:37] L
    Wait a sec!
[00:38] ---
    If that combines with Mina's klutz passive...
[00:41] M
    Enemies spotted!
SIGN    m 0 0 l 10 -10 l 500 -10 l 510 0 l 510 20 l 500 30 l 10 30 l 0 20
SIGN    Fluffy Bunny x3
SIGN    m 0 0 l 10 -10 l 500 -10 l 510 0 l 510 60 l 500 70 l 10 70 l 0 60
SIGN    Wild Bunnies A, B, and C appeared! What will you do?
[00:45] N
    Wild Bunnies A, B, and C appeared.
SIGN    m 0 0 l 10 -10 l 194 -10 l 204 0 l 204 97 l 194 107 l 10 107 l 0 97
SIGN    Attack
    Magic
    Item
    Flee
[00:48] N
    Mina attacks.
SIGN    Mina attacks!
[00:50] M
    Here I go!
SIGN    m 0 0 l 10 -10 l 210 -10 l 220 0 l 220 78 l 210 88 l 10 88 l 0 78
SIGN    Here I go!
    Take this!
[00:51] Mi
    Take this!
[00:53] L
    ...we'll get attacked...
[00:56] Bo
    Hooray, hooray!
SIGN    m 0 0 l 10 -10 l 500 -10 l 510 0 l 510 60 l 500 70 l 10 70 l 0 60
SIGN    Support boost activates a multi-attack!
[00:57] N
    Support boost activates a multi-attack!
SIGN    m 0 0 l 10 -10 l 210 -10 l 220 0 l 220 78 l 210 88 l 10 88 l 0 78
SIGN    I'm not done!
[01:01] Mi
    I'm not done!
[01:02] M
    ...even more!
[01:05] M
    We're much more likely to
    be hit by her attacks now.
[01:10] L
    Yeah.
SIGN    Level up
[01:12] Mi
    I'm so sorry, you two!
SIGN    m 0 0 l 10 -10 l 500 -10 l 510 0 l 510 60 l 500 70 l 10 70 l 0 60
[01:15] N
    You won the battle.
SIGN    You won the battle.
    Mina has leveled up.
[01:16] N
    Mina has leveled up.
[01:21] Li
    Hooray, hooray, Mina!
[01:23] Me
    Fight, fight, Mina!
[01:28] L
    Those two...
[01:30] M
    Let's have them take our places sometime.
SIGN    Fishing Town Icaly
[01:36] L
    I think this town has a
    main story quest, right?
[01:40] M
    Indeed it does!
[01:41] M
    Hero Achoous sealed a shield
    away in this region!
[01:46] Li
    Achoous...
[01:48] Me
    That name really kills the hype.
[01:51] M
    Ahem.
[01:52] M
    Let's go gather information.
[01:55] C
    This is a very mundane town,
    except for having the hero's shield.
[01:59] C
    Come to think of it, it'll be low tide soon.
[02:02] C
    Some caves along the coast become
    accessible during low tide.
[02:06] L
    They're telling us to go grab the shield
    from the caves during low tide, right?
[02:12] Li
    How very obvious, yet again.
[02:14] M
    O-Okay, let us head to the caves!
SIGN    The Sealed Away Hero's Shield
[02:18] N
    The Sealed Away Hero's Shield.
[02:22] Mi
    You're all still Level 1...
    Shouldn't we have prepared more?
[02:27] L
    Mina...
[02:29] L
    If the player tells us to go as
    we are, we'll follow their orders.
SIGN    Metal Scorpion and Spear Merman appeared! What will you do?
SIGN    m 0 0 l 10 -10 l 500 -10 l 510 0 l 510 20 l 500 30 l 10 30 l 0 20
SIGN    m 0 0 l 10 -10 l 500 -10 l 510 0 l 510 60 l 500 70 l 10 70 l 0 60
SIGN    Metal Scorpion Spear Merman
[02:35] N
    Metal Scorpion and Spear Merman appeared.
SIGN    m 0 0 l 10 -10 l 194 -10 l 204 0 l 204 97 l 194 107 l 10 107 l 0 97
SIGN    Attack
    Magic
    Item
    Flee
[02:38] N
    Mina attacks.
SIGN    Mina attacks!
[02:40] N
    The Hero was defeated.
SIGN    The Hero was defeated.
    Marius was defeated.
[02:41] N
    Marius was defeated.
SIGN    m 0 0 l 10 -10 l 210 -10 l 220 0 l 220 64 l 210 74 l 10 74 l 0 64
SIGN    Here I go!
[02:45] Mi
    Take that!
[02:47] Me
    Are you okay, Hero?
[02:50] L
    If we can conquer the dungeon this
    way, these sacrifices are trivial.
[02:56] Bo
    Hero!

Season 1

E9 - This Cleric Is Junk!

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SIGN    Episode 9
SIGN    Episode 9
SIGN    This Cleric Is Junk!
SIGN    This Cleric Is Junk!
[00:00] N
    Episode 9: "This Cleric Is Junk!"
[00:06] M
    Look, there's an altar.
[00:09] Mi
    It has a pillar of light at its center.
[00:11] L
    That has to be the shield
    Hero Achoous left behind.
[00:18] L
    I'm gonna borrow this
    to save the world, okay?
[00:24] L
    Owie...
[00:26] Mi
    Are you okay?
[00:28] Me
    That looked like it hurt.
[00:30] M
    The shield appears to be sealed.
[00:33] Li
    Hero, this is a seal that can
    only be dispelled by a cleric.
[00:37] Li
    Let me handle it.
[00:40] Me
    This thieving junk heroine,
    trying to steal the spotlight!
[00:46] Li
    O Goddess Elouisa.
[00:48] Li
    I, Lillia, child of Gaia, pray to you.
[00:52] Li
    Though Heaven and Earth may be far apart,
    my beating heart continues to desire.
[00:56] Li
    With your boundless compassion,
    grant me your powers.
[01:02] L
    Whoa.
[01:03] Mi
    So pretty.
[01:05] M
    You're doing great, Lillia.
    Following the script to the T!
[01:17] Li
    Huh? Why?
[01:19] Mi
    Are you okay, Lillia?
[01:23] Me
    You can't even dispel a seal?
    Some cleric you are!
[01:27] Me
    Maybe you should change classes
    to "just some loud woman."
[01:31] Li
    Oh, shut your mouth!
SIGN    Script
[01:35] L
    If we don't obtain that shield,
    it's going to affect the whole story line.
[01:40] Me
    Rest assured, Hero.
[01:42] Me
    I, Mellie, shall dispel this seal
    for you, like a real cleric!
[01:48] L
    O-Okay. Counting on you.
[01:51] Li
    You'll pay for this later!
[01:54] Me
    O Goddess Elouisa.
[01:57] Me
    I, Mellie, child of Gaia, pray to you.
[02:00] Me
    Though Heaven and Earth may be far apart,
    my beating heart continues to desire.
[02:04] Me
    With your boundless compassion,
    grant me your powers!
[02:10] L
    Whoa!
[02:11] Mi
    We should be okay this time.
[02:13] Li
    Hmph. She's not doing anything special.
[02:27] M
    Again?
[02:28] Me
    Why? This isn't right!
[02:34] Li
    You couldn't do it, either!
[02:36] Li
    Maybe you should change classes
    to "some grumpy brat."
[02:41] Me
    I'll try again!
[02:45] Li
    Step aside. I'll do this.
[02:50] M
    Hero, do you think...
[02:53] L
    Yeah... Mina, could you give it a shot?
[02:57] Mi
    Huh?

Season 1

E10 - This Seal Is Junk!

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SIGN    Episode 10
SIGN    Episode 10
SIGN    This Seal Is Junk!
SIGN    This Seal Is Junk!
[00:00] Nar
    Episode 10: "This Seal Is Junk!"
[00:05] Pink
    Um... How are you doing, Goddess?
[00:10] Pink
    It's me, Mina.
[00:12] Pink
    I was hoping you'd let
    me borrow this shield.
[00:15] Pink
    Pretty please.
[00:17] Yellow
    What's with that super normal wish?
[00:19] Grey
    Hope she's burnt to a crisp
    by the Goddess's wrath.
[00:23] Hero
    Hey, now...
[00:30] Hero
    What in the world is she doing?
[00:32] Blue
    Maybe she thinks she's at some shrine?
[00:42] Pink
    I got it!
[00:43] Both
    Huh?!
[00:44] Hero
    Well done, Mina!
[00:47] Blue
    Perhaps her Holy Sister
    status came into effect.
[00:50] Hero
    We're still in the middle of this quest,
[00:52] ---
    so let's talk after the power turns off.
[00:55] Blue
    Right. Let's go, Lillia and Mellie.
[00:58] Yellow
    But I'm a cleric...
[01:00] Mellie
    You can't be serious.
[01:02] Hero
    It's no use.
[01:03] ---
    They're both unable to move from the shock.
SIGN    Spear Merman A and B appeared!
    What will you do?
SIGN    Spear Merman x2
SIGN    m 0 0 l 10 -10 l 500 -10 l 510 0 l 510 20 l 500 30 l 10 30 l 0 20
SIGN    m 0 0 l 10 -10 l 500 -10 l 510 0 l 510 60 l 500 70 l 10 70 l 0 60
[01:07] Nar
    Spear Merman A and B appeared!
[01:10] Nar
    Spear Merman A attacks!
SIGN    Spear Merman A attacks!
    Mina receives 0 damage.
[01:12] Nar
    Mina receives 0 damage.
SIGN    m 0 0 l 10 -10 l 194 -10 l 204 0 l 204 97 l 194 107 l 10 107 l 0 97
SIGN    Attack
    Magic
    Item
    Flee
[01:13] Nar
    Mina attacks!
SIGN    Mina attacks!
    Spear Merman A was defeated.
[01:15] Nar
    Spear Merman A was defeated.
SIGN    Mina attacks!
    Spear Merman B was defeated.
[01:17] Nar
    Spear Merman B was defeated.
[01:21] Mina
    The exit is this way, everyone.
[01:23] Hero
    Is it just me, or did
    Mina get stronger again?
[01:27] Blue
    Who exactly is the hero here?
[01:30] Nar
    The Hero has obtained Hero Achoous's shield.
SIGN    m 0 0 l 10 -10 l 500 -10 l 510 0 l 510 60 l 500 70 l 10 70 l 0 60
SIGN    The Hero has obtained Hero Achoous's shield.
SIGN    Gloom
[01:38] Yellow
    So... Where did I go wrong?
[01:41] Mina
    I'm sorry!
[01:43] ---
    I didn't mean to overstep my boundaries.
[01:46] Blue
    Apparently, since Mina became a Holy Sister
[01:48] ---
    the power of our two clerics has weakened.
[01:52] Horns
    Um... Did you need any help from me?
[01:56] Hero
    Devil, you're the last boss, so you're
    just going to make things worse.
SIGN    Sulk
[02:01] Horns
    I see... Yes, of course.
[02:06] Blue
    The second go round might be done for.
[02:08] Hero
    Look, we're just going to have to put our
    heads together and get through this.
[02:13] Blue
    The problem is that everyone
    does whatever they want!
[02:17] Blue
    Who the hell is Achoous?!
SIGN    Achoo!!
SIGN    m 0 0 l 10 -10 l 540 -10 l 550 0 l 550 73 l 540 83 l 10 83 l 0 73
SIGN    That's...
    Where Achoous sleeps.
[02:20] Hero
    What the heck am I supposed to do
    about a physiological phenomenon?!
[02:24] Blue
    It's messed up that the
    maid is a Holy Sister!
[02:29] King
    Man, that's rough.
[02:31] Purple
    I lost my turn because of that, too.
[02:35] Horns
    I apologize about my subordinate.
[02:38] Hero
    Where the hell is Pyurius?
    This is all their fault to begin with!
[02:42] Horns
    Their job was done so they went fishing...
[02:46] Hood
    Look at this haul!
[02:48] Hero
    That bastard!
[02:50] Green
    Shut yer traps!
[02:57] Hero
    The Goddess?!

Season 1

E11 - This Goddess Is Junk!

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SIGN    Episode 11
SIGN    Episode 11
SIGN    This Goddess Is Junk!
SIGN    This Goddess Is Junk!
[00:00] N
    Episode Eleven: "This Goddess Is Junk!"
[00:05] L
    Elouisa? What's going on?
SIGN    m 0 0 l 10 -10 l 180 -10 l 190 0 l 190 60 l 180 70 l 10 70 l 0 60
SIGN    Goddess
    Elouisa
[00:08] E
    Don't give me that!
[00:10] ---
    You guys ruined my buzz
    with how loud you're being!
[00:13] M
    Goddess Elouisa.
[00:15] M
    She's wise and magnanimous...
    or, well, is supposed to be.
[00:19] E
    Hey, Extra! Pour me some booze!
[00:21] E
    M-Ma'am!
[00:23] M
    But she's a cavewoman behind the scenes.
[00:26] L
    Don't just show up partway
    and run your mouth!
[00:28] ---
    We're busy sorting out this mess!
[00:32] E
    Pathetic. You made your choice,
    now live with it.
[00:37] M
    Well, yes, but how do we do that?
[00:42] E
    Hey, open up your status dialogs.
SIGN    m 0 0 l 10 -10 l 170 -10 l 180 0 l 180 140 l 170 150 l 10 150 l 0 140
SIGN    m 0 0 l 10 -10 l 170 -10 l 180 0 l 180 140 l 170 150 l 10 150 l 0 140
SIGN    m 0 0 l 10 -10 l 170 -10 l 180 0 l 180 140 l 170 150 l 10 150 l 0 140
SIGN    Mina
    Holy Sister
    HP 250
    MP 140
SIGN    Leedis
    Hero
    HP 50
    MP 50
SIGN    Marius
    Sage
    HP 50
    MP 90
[00:46] Mi
    Like this?
SIGN    m 0 0 l 10 -10 l 170 -10 l 180 0 l 180 140 l 170 150 l 10 150 l 0 140
SIGN    m 0 0 l 10 -10 l 170 -10 l 180 0 l 180 140 l 170 150 l 10 150 l 0 140
SIGN    Mellie
    Grumpy Brat
    HP 50
    MP 50
SIGN    Lillia
    Loud Woman
    HP 50
    MP 50
[00:49] Li
    What the heck?!
[00:50] ---
    I've gone from cleric to loud woman!
[00:53] Me
    And I'm listed as a grumpy brat now!
SIGN    m 0 0 l 10 -10 l 170 -10 l 180 0 l 180 80 l 170 90 l 10 90 l 0 80
SIGN    Mina
    Holy Sister
[01:00] E
    God, that was funny.
[01:02] E
    Now, Mina's actually listed as holy sister.
[01:07] E
    Which means, if you can fix her up,
    you can maintain consistency.
[01:12] M
    Can we?
[01:14] ---
    She was an ordinary maid, at first!
[01:17] E
    Just say Mina was the hidden,
    one true cleric,
[01:22] ---
    and the others were fake decoys.
[01:26] Bo
    Fakes?!
[01:28] Lo
    Oh, dear.
[01:30] L
    I see. That'd make sense,
    even if she was formerly a maid.
[01:35] E
    Open up your action algorithm now.
[01:38] Mi
    Like this?
SIGN    m 0 0 l 10 -10 l 690 -10 l 700 0 l 700 212 l 690 222 l 10 222 l 0 212
SIGN    Mina's Action Algorithm
    
    Attack Allies 95%
    Attack Enemies 3%
    Freeze up in fear 2%
[01:39] N
    Attack Allies: 95 percent.
[01:42] L
    She's just out to kill her allies!
[01:46] E
    She's basically a hit man sent by the kingdom!
[01:51] Mi
    I'm not a hit man!
[01:54] L
    What's the meaning of this, King?
[01:56] Ki
    Huh? I know nothing!
[01:59] M
    Elouisa! Quit laughing and do something!
[02:06] E
    I know, I know.
SIGN    Mina's Action Algorithm
    
    Attack Allies 95%
    Attack Enemies 3%
    Freeze up in fear 2%
SIGN    m 0 0 l 10 -10 l 440 -10 l 450 0 l 450 250 l 440 260 l 10 260 l 0 250
SIGN    Mina's Action Algorithm
    
    Freeze up in fear 95%
    Attack Enemies 3%
    Freeze up in fear 2%
[02:09] N
    Freeze up in fear: 95 %.
[02:12] E
    There. Now it'll be rare
    for her to attack you.
[02:16] Mi
    It hurt me so much to hurt them...
[02:21] Mi
    Thank you!
[02:23] E
    There, there.
[02:25] E
    You shit leads could learn a thing
    or two from this good girl.
[02:28] L
    But we can't beat any enemies at Level 1.
[02:32] M
    The player won't be able
    to progress like this.
[02:36] E
    Pathetic.
[02:38] E
    Don't worry about that.
[02:40] E
    I set up a little thingy to fix that.
[02:43] L
    "Thingy"?
[02:46] N
    Now Loading...
[02:47] M
    The game's been booted up!
[02:49] ---
    Everyone back to your posts!
[02:51] E
    Good luck, have fun!
[02:56] L
    Hey, tell us what you did!

Season 1

E12 - I Won't Let You Call Us a Junk Anime!

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SIGN    Episode 12
SIGN    Episode 12
SIGN    I Won't Let You Call Us a Junk Anime!
SIGN    I Won't Let You Call Us a Junk Anime!
[00:00] N
    Episode Twelve: "I Won't Let
    You Call Us a Junk Anime!"
[00:05] L
    Hey, Mina,
[00:06] L
    any idea what Elouisa did?
[00:10] Mi
    I'm sorry. I don't have a clue, myself.
[00:13] L
    I'd really like to find out
    before the next battle.
[00:18] Li
    Eek!
[00:19] Me
    An enemy!
SIGN    m 0 0 l 10 -10 l 500 -10 l 510 0 l 510 20 l 500 30 l 10 30 l 0 20
SIGN    m 0 0 l 10 -10 l 500 -10 l 510 0 l 510 60 l 500 70 l 10 70 l 0 60
SIGN    Armored Beast
SIGN    A wild Armored Beast appeared! What will you do?
[00:22] N
    A wild Armored Beast appeared.
[00:24] L
    Of course we'd get a random encounter now!
SIGN    m 0 0 l 10 -10 l 194 -10 l 204 0 l 204 97 l 194 107 l 10 107 l 0 97
SIGN    Attack
    Magic
    Item
    Flee
[00:27] N
    Mina is too scared to attack.
SIGN    m 0 0 l 10 -10 l 530 -10 l 540 0 l 540 38 l 530 48 l 10 48 l 0 38
SIGN    Mina is too scared to attack.
SIGN    m 0 0 l 10 -10 l 202 -10 l 212 0 l 212 90 l 202 100 l 10 100 l 0 90
SIGN    Eeeek!
    Stay away
    from me!
[00:33] L
    It's good that she isn't
    attacking allies now...
[00:36] M
    ...but we can't fight like this!
SIGN    m 0 0 l 10 -10 l 500 -10 l 510 0 l 510 20 l 500 30 l 10 30 l 0 20
SIGN    Armored Beast
SIGN    m 0 0 l 10 -10 l 500 -10 l 510 0 l 510 60 l 500 70 l 10 70 l 0 60
SIGN    Armored Beast attacks.
[00:39] N
    Armored Beast attacks Mina!
[00:42] L
    The enemy's heading for Mina!
SIGN    m 0 0 l 10 -10 l 202 -10 l 212 0 l 212 90 l 202 100 l 10 100 l 0 90
SIGN    I asked you
    to stay away
    from me...
[00:51] M
    Did she... just do a counter?!
[00:53] M
    This is the "thingie"
    Elouisa was talking about!
[00:56] Li
    Counters from an overpowered character...
[00:59] Me
    Just thinking about is scary.
SIGN    m 0 0 l 10 -10 l 500 -10 l 510 0 l 510 20 l 500 30 l 10 30 l 0 20
SIGN    m 0 0 l 10 -10 l 500 -10 l 510 0 l 510 60 l 500 70 l 10 70 l 0 60
SIGN    Armored Beast
SIGN    Armored Beast was defeated.
[01:02] N
    The Armored Beast was defeated.
[01:05] N
    Leedis has leveled up.
SIGN    m 0 0 l 10 -10 l 463 -10 l 473 0 l 473 67 l 463 77 l 10 77 l 0 67
SIGN    Leedis has leveled up.
    Marius has leveled up.
[01:07] N
    Marius has leveled up.
[01:10] L
    I see! We gained XP because
    we remained alive!
[01:15] M
    Now we can make progress!
[01:20] L
    It was such a rough time, you had to cry?
[01:23] L
    All right! Our adventure is just beginning!
[01:27] All
    Yeah!
SIGN    m 0 0 l 10 -10 l 549 -10 l 559 0 l 559 72 l 549 82 l 10 82 l 0 72
SIGN    And that's how the hero and his party restored peace to the world.
[01:30] N
    And that's how the hero etc...
[01:34] All
    A job well done!
[01:38] L
    Er, it was a wild replay,
[01:41] L
    but we managed to get the
    game on track and finish!
[01:45] Bo
    Yo, Hero! You led us marvelously!
SIGN    Blush
[01:51] Li
    The game's reputation is recovering, too.
[01:53] Mi
    I was so worried when I was
    suddenly the Holy Sister.
[01:57] Me
    My character's gained a strong
    foothold as a sub-member, too.
SIGN    m 0 0 l 244 0 l 244 51 l 0 51
SIGN    Anonymous Hero
    lol at a cleric changing classes
    to grumpy brat.
[02:02] Lo
    Maybe I should join in somewhere, as well.
[02:08] Py
    My ad-libbing seems to have paid off big time.
[02:11] Vi
    Uh, Pyurius? We need to have
    a little talk about that.
[02:16] Ki
    Achoo!
[02:17] E
    What ever will I do?
[02:20] El
    Bring me the booze! Someone go buy more!
[02:24] Lo
    By the way, I don't see the sage.
[02:28] L
    He should be back anytime now.
[02:32] L
    I asked Marius to go check
    the reviews for this anime.
[02:38] Li
    If the anime does well...
[02:40] Lo
    ...it'll help the game.
[02:42] Me
    And the manga!
[02:44] Mi
    I can't wait to find out!
[02:47] El
    You heard 'em.
[02:50] M
    I'm too scared to go check.
[02:53] M
    Everyone, please, like and
    give us a high rating!
SIGN    Anime "Don't Call Us a Junk Game!" Official
SIGN    #dontcallusajunkgame