E4 - Hardboiled Dogezaland

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[00:05] N
    There I was, in the library, after school.
SIGN    Murakami Sanami
SIGN    Birthday: June 27
SIGN    Sign: Cancer
SIGN    Height: 155cm
SIGN    Weight: 52kg
SIGN    Blood type: O
[00:08] N
    Alone, with a bookworm girl whose
    face glowed orange in the sunset.
[00:10] N
    I must grovel.
[00:13] N
    I understand it is crude and inappropriate.
[00:15] N
    And yet, I groveled.
[00:17] N
    It was fate.
[00:20] Doge
    This book was great.
[00:22] Murakami
    I'm glad I recommended it.
[00:24] N
    She smiled, as she gave a bashful smile.
[00:27] Doge
    It's a quiet day.
[00:28] Doge
    And the sunset is beautiful.
[00:30] Doge
    Like the evening in "My Name is Aram."
[00:33] Murakami
    William Saroyan's magnum opus.
[00:36] N
    She blushed ever so slightly,
    her doe eyes gleaming.
[00:40] N
    Sanami gazed at me.
[00:43] Murakami
    I'm sorry, I...
[00:45] Doge
    What's the matter?
[00:46] Doge
    You look to me as Juliet looks to Romeo.
[00:50] Murakami
    N-No, I...
[00:52] Murakami
    This is embarrassing.
[00:53] N
    Like a damsel in love,
    Sanami was, and precious.
[00:57] N
    And her chest was so very full.
[00:58] N
    I could not help but be captivated.
[01:01] Doge
    You don't have to be so shy.
[01:03] Murakami
    S-Senpai, please don't stare at me like that.
[01:07] ---
    
[01:07] ---
    
[01:08] Doge
    Show me your boobs.
[01:10] Doge
    Show me your boobs, please!
[01:12] Doge
    I'm begging you!
[01:13] N
    Sanami was struck by a
    brief wave of dizziness.
[01:16] N
    But I must not relent in my groveling.
[01:20] Murakami
    My boobs?
[01:21] Murakami
    What the heck?
[01:22] Murakami
    Y-You're groveling! Why?
[01:25] Doge
    I must bear
[01:26] Doge
    witness
[01:27] Doge
    to your
[01:27] Doge
    bountiful bosom!
[01:28] Murakami
    Th-These aren't boobs!
[01:31] Murakami
    This is just blubber!
[01:32] Murakami
    Excess fat!
[01:34] N
    (Sanami is sent into a daze
    by the embarrassment.)
[01:36] N
    (My confidence grew stronger as I persisted.)
[01:40] Doge
    Sorry, uh,
[01:41] Doge
    can I see them again?
[01:42] Murakami
    See?
[01:44] Doge
    Wait, no, where?
[01:45] Doge
    Can you stand straighter?
[01:46] Murakami
    See? Look.
[01:48] Murakami
    These aren't boobs.
[01:50] ---
    Hmm?
[01:51] Doge
    That's so weird, I can't see them.
[01:52] ---
    What's going on?
[01:53] Murakami
    Look!
[01:54] Murakami
    Look!
[01:54] Murakami
    Look!
[01:56] Doge
    Huh?!
[01:57] Doge
    Where?!
[01:58] ---
    What?!
[01:58] Doge
    Where are they?
[01:59] Murakami
    See? They're just lumps of meat!
[02:01] ---
    What?
[02:01] ---
    What?!
[02:02] Murakami
    Okay?
[02:04] ---
    Oh!
[02:04] Doge
    Oh, that?
[02:05] Doge
    Is that it?
[02:06] Murakami
    I told you there's no
    point in looking at them!
[02:08] Doge
    I think I kinda saw them.
[02:11] Murakami
    Look!
[02:14] Murakami
    You tricked me?
[02:16] Murakami
    Well?
[02:18] Doge
    They're beautiful.
[03:20] Murakami
    Do you like literature?
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[03:21] Murakami
    I love Haruki-san.
[03:23] Murakami
    They say his work is complicated,
[03:25] Murakami
    but to me, trying to understand 
    it is part of the fun.