# I Tried Asking While Kowtowing. Doge Suwaru can't help but want to see various parts of a girl. He has in his arsenal the ultimate weapon of persuasion: the grovel. Girls are surprised, confused, and embarrassed when he begs them out of the blue. Is there anything Doge Suwaru can't do?! Will a girl ever say no?! Everyone together, now, let's dogeza!" # Season 1 # E1 - Now Groveling Source: [Crunchyroll](https://www.crunchyroll.com/watch/GRVM9NPDR/now-groveling)
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**[00:05] N**
    It's early in the afternoon.
***SIGN***    Gakesaka Minori
***SIGN***    Birthday: January 24
***SIGN***    Sign: Aquarius
***SIGN***    Height: 151cm
***SIGN***    Weight: 43kg
***SIGN***    Blood type: O
**[00:07] ---**
    Here, at the school rooftop,
**[00:08] ---**
    Doge Suwaru has an urge to see
    first-year Gakesaka Minori's boobs.
**[00:11] N**
    Here begins the art of the
    grovel, begging like crazy!
**[00:14] N**
    Grovel enough, and you'll get what you want!
**[00:16] N**
    Let's all grovel together!
**[00:20] Doge**
    I'm begging you!
**[00:21] Doge**
    I want to see your boobs!
**[00:23] Doge**
    Please! I'm on my knees!
**[00:24] N**
    He's begging right off the bat.
**[00:27] Gakesaka**
    Huh? What? N-No way.
**[00:29] Gakesaka**
    You can't even call what I have boobs.
**[00:32] Gakesaka**
    They're...
**[00:34] N**
    Why are you being modest?
**[00:35] Doge**
    Why would you say that?!
**[00:37] Doge**
    I just want to see
**[00:38] Doge**
    your beautiful boobs, that's all!
**[00:40] N**
    That seems like a lot to ask for.
**[00:42] Gakesaka**
    It's just a board! It's a cliff!
**[00:45] Doge**
    You can't
**[00:46] Doge**
    go putting yourself down
**[00:47] Doge**
    by calling it a board or a cliff!
**[00:48] Doge**
    You're amazing!
**[00:49] Doge**
    You're cute as hell!
**[00:51] Doge**
    So, please!
**[00:52] Doge**
    Let me see your boobs!
**[00:54] N**
    I appreciate the enthusiasm,
    but you're pretty awful.
**[00:56] Gakesaka**
    No, really, I can't.
**[00:58] Gakesaka**
    You really shouldn't look.
**[00:59] Doge**
    No, I'm not giving up.
**[01:01] Doge**
    I won't give up until I see your boobs!
**[01:04] N**
    He's persistent.
**[01:05] Gakesaka**
    You're just going to be disappointed.
**[01:07] Doge**
    I won't be disappointed!
**[01:08] Doge**
    There's no way!
**[01:10] Doge**
    I'm not giving up until I see your boobs!
**[01:12] Doge**
    Please, grant me my wish!
**[01:14] Doge**
    I'm begging you!
**[01:16] Gakesaka**
    No, really, it's a 90 degree drop.
**[01:19] Doge**
    So what if it's a straight drop?!
**[01:20] Doge**
    I'll climb that cliff!
**[01:22] Doge**
    No matter how far, no matter how many times!
**[01:24] Gakesaka**
    It'll make you want to make
    all kinds of confessions.
**[01:26] Doge**
    I'll listen!
**[01:27] Doge**
    I'll hear you out!
**[01:28] Doge**
    Anything you have to say.
**[01:30] N**
    Couldn't you listen to each
    other a little better?
**[01:32] Gakesaka**
    See? See? Nothing.
**[01:34] Gakesaka**
    Doesn't that make you
    want to make confessions?
**[01:37] Gakesaka**
    Doesn't it make you want to jump?
**[01:38] N**
    Don't undress!
**[01:40] Doge**
    Not being able to see your boobs
    will make me want to jump even more!
**[01:42] Doge**
    Please!
**[01:43] Doge**
    Show me your boobs!
**[01:44] Doge**
    For mercy's sake!
**[01:47] Gake**
    Please, we should stop this.
**[01:49] Gake**
    Okay? Okay?
**[01:51] N**
    Please, stop!
**[01:52] Doge**
    No, I won't!
**[01:53] Doge**
    I'm not giving up!
**[01:54] Doge**
    I'll climb that cliff, overcome the
    board and arrive at your boobs!
**[01:59] N**
    That moment, the grovel power reached
    critical mass, releasing grovel energy upon her!
**[02:04] N**
    (and stuff.)
**[02:07] Gakesaka**
    P-Please don't be shocked.
**[02:16] Gakesaka**
    Th-This is so embarrassing.
***SIGN***    End card: jonsun
**[03:20] A**
    Senpai, I didn't think you'd be so happy.
**[03:23] A**
    Y-You'd better take responsibility.
**[03:26] A**
    Huh? Where are you? Senpai?!
# E2 - Indeterminate Equation Source: [Crunchyroll](https://www.crunchyroll.com/watch/G6KKD5W96/indeterminate-equation)
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**[00:05] Nar**
    A classroom, after school.
***SIGN***    Sukiyabashi Rui
***SIGN***    Birthday: April 21st
***SIGN***    Sign: Taurus
***SIGN***    Height: 165cm
***SIGN***    Weight: 55kg
***SIGN***    Blood type: A
**[00:07] Nar**
    Doge Suwaru wants to see some boobs
    during Rui-sensei's extra lessons.
**[00:12] Nar**
    But before he gets to see them through a
    combination of intellect and determination...
**[00:15] Nar**
    maybe he should study more!
**[00:17] Nar**
    Let's dogeza!
**[00:20] Doge**
    Sensei! Can I ask a question?
**[00:22] Rui**
    Sure. What is it?
**[00:24] Doge**
    My grades are so bad,
**[00:26] Doge**
    I know I'm making extra work for you...
**[00:29] Doge**
    I feel really guilty about it.
**[00:32] Nar**
    (If you actually feel guilty, study more!)
**[00:35] Rui**
    You don't need to worry.
**[00:37] Rui**
    Just work hard, and finish
    your extra lessons!
***SIGN***    To treat x as an equivalent in 3x²-ca(x²-2x+1)-b(x-1), the integers for a, b, and c must be
**[00:40] Doge**
    You're so amazing, sensei.
**[00:41] Doge**
    Your heart is beautiful, too.
***SIGN***    To treat x as an equivalent in 3x²-ca(x²-2x+1)-b(x-1), the integers for a, b, and c must be
**[00:43] Nar**
    (What does that "too" refer to?)
**[00:45] Rui**
    Come on. I don't give points
    for flattery, you know!
**[00:48] Doge**
    Sensei!
**[00:49] Rui**
    What?
**[00:50] Rui**
    Why are in a dogeza?!
**[00:52] Doge**
    Please, show me your boobs!
**[00:53] Nar**
    (Here we go!)
**[00:55] Rui**
    What in the world are you saying?
**[00:57] Rui**
    Do you realize what you're asking?
**[00:59] Nar**
    (I seriously doubt he does.)
**[01:01] Rui**
    It's being fixated on that kind of
    thing that makes you grades drop!
**[01:04] Nar**
    (I'm so sorry for the trouble
    he's causing you...)
**[01:06] Doge**
    Then, if I get better grades,
**[01:09] Doge**
    will you show me your boobs?
**[01:12] Rui**
    If you can get better grades, then sure.
**[01:14] Doge**
    Sensei!
**[01:15] Doge**
    a=3, b=-6, and c=3.
**[01:20] Nar**
    (Hey, he actually did it.)
**[01:21] Rui**
    Then try answering this one!
***SIGN***    Fill in the bank. The smallest
    numeric value for n in √2016n is
**[01:24] Rui**
    I'll consider it if you can get it right.
**[01:26] Doge**
    It's 14.
**[01:29] Nar**
    (He really can do it!)
**[01:30] Rui**
    You normally never give
    right answers! Why now?!
**[01:34] Rui**
    How about this one?
**[01:35] Doge**
    It's h-4, with a greatest value of 64/3.
**[01:39] Rui**
    No way!
**[01:40] Rui**
    Wh-What about this?!
***SIGN***    Express the position in the Fibonacci sequence for n
**[01:43] Doge**
    Here you are.
***SIGN***    It can be expressed as
**[01:43] Nar**
    (Is he a genius?!)
**[01:44] Rui**
    I-Impossible!
**[01:46] Rui**
    Have you been getting bad grades
    on purpose up until now?!
**[01:48] Nar**
    (That'd be a lot of effort
    for something so silly...)
**[01:51] Doge**
    If it's to see your breasts, sensei,
**[01:54] Doge**
    I assure you my grades can get even better.
**[02:15] Rui**
    Honestly... Don't tell anyone
    else about this, okay?
**[03:20] Rui**
    Hey, what do you think about
    this university program?
***SIGN***    End Card by Saisou
**[03:23] Rui**
    I'll be rooting for you!
    And after school we can...
**[03:25] Rui**
    Wait, why are you running?!
**[03:27] ---**
    Hey! Wait a second!
# E3 - No Panties? No Problem! Source: [Crunchyroll](https://www.crunchyroll.com/watch/G6JK7QJ5R/no-panties-no-problem)
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**[00:05] N**
    The nurse's office, after school.
***SIGN***    Misenai Kanan
***SIGN***    Birthday: March 24
***SIGN***    Sign: Aries
***SIGN***    Height: 160cm
***SIGN***    Weight: 50kg
***SIGN***    Blood type: B
**[00:07] N**
    Alone with third-year health
    committee member Kanan-chan.
**[00:10] N**
    Doge Suwaru wants
    to see Kanan-chan's panties.
**[00:14] N**
    He's going to have to grovel
    and beg to see her panties!
**[00:18] N**
    Let's dogeza!
**[00:20] Kanan**
    You want to see my panties?
**[00:22] Doge**
    Y-Yeah, I do!
**[00:23] Kanan**
    Yeah? You do, huh?
**[00:26] Doge**
    H-Huh?!
**[00:26] Doge**
    It only took ten seconds?!
**[00:28] Kanan**
    I don't know...
**[00:30] N**
    (It doesn't look like it's going to
    work out this time around.)
**[00:32] Doge**
    Damn it!
**[00:36] Kanan**
    I mean...
**[00:40] Kanan**
    I'm not wearing any.
**[00:42] Doge**
    Hurg!
**[00:43] Doge**
    Y-Y-Yeah, right!
**[00:45] Doge**
    There's no way you aren't...
**[00:46] Doge**
    Haah, haah...
**[00:48] N**
    (Turns out, they're both perverts.)
**[00:50] Kanan**
    You're no fun.
**[00:52] Kanan**
    I really am not wearing any.
**[00:54] Kanan**
    Peekaboo!
**[00:55] Kanan**
    Peekaboo!
**[00:56] Kanan**
    Peekaboo!
**[00:56] Doge**
    N-N-N-No way...
**[00:59] Doge**
    Who does that?
**[01:07] Kanan**
    Look, I'm not wearing any.
**[01:12] Doge**
    Bwahhh!
**[01:14] N**
    (I like where this is going.)
**[01:15] Kanan**
    See? I told you.
**[01:17] Kanan**
    So I can't show you my panties.
**[01:25] Kanan**
    See?
**[01:28] Doge**
    Hurgle!
**[01:39] N**
    (Nice, girl!)
**[01:40] N**
    (This is great!)
**[01:41] Doge**
    Ughh!
**[01:42] Doge**
    I've already won, haven't I?
**[01:44] Doge**
    Mission accomplished, right?
**[01:46] Doge**
    This defeats the point of the show,
    but for today, that's all right!
**[01:51] Doge**
    Hm?
**[01:52] Doge**
    What's this string?
**[01:56] Doge**
    Urghhh!
**[01:57] N**
    (She tricked him!)
**[01:58] N**
    (She totally tricked him!)
**[02:00] Kanan**
    H-Hey!
**[02:02] Doge**
    You lied to me!
**[02:03] Doge**
    How could you lie to me?!
**[02:03] Doge**
    How could you?!
**[02:06] Kanan**
    Don't pull on that!
**[02:07] Kanan**
    I'm sorry!
**[02:08] ---**
    Hrngh!
**[02:10] Kanan**
    No, no, no!
**[02:11] Kanan**
    It'll come off!
**[02:12] Kanan**
    It'll come off!
**[02:14] Kanan**
    I'm sorry!
**[02:16] Kanan**
    I'm sorry for lying!
**[02:17] Kanan**
    So please, stop!
***SIGN***    End card: Unasaka
**[03:20] Kanan**
    I'm sorry! I won't lie anymore!
**[03:22] Kanan**
    Forgive me! I'm begging you! Please?
**[03:25] Kanan**
    Psych! Fooled you!
# E4 - Hardboiled Dogezaland Source: [Crunchyroll](https://www.crunchyroll.com/watch/GR8M2XQ7R/hardboiled-dogezaland)
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**[00:05] N**
    There I was, in the library, after school.
***SIGN***    Murakami Sanami
***SIGN***    Birthday: June 27
***SIGN***    Sign: Cancer
***SIGN***    Height: 155cm
***SIGN***    Weight: 52kg
***SIGN***    Blood type: O
**[00:08] N**
    Alone, with a bookworm girl whose
    face glowed orange in the sunset.
**[00:10] N**
    I must grovel.
**[00:13] N**
    I understand it is crude and inappropriate.
**[00:15] N**
    And yet, I groveled.
**[00:17] N**
    It was fate.
**[00:20] Doge**
    This book was great.
**[00:22] Murakami**
    I'm glad I recommended it.
**[00:24] N**
    She smiled, as she gave a bashful smile.
**[00:27] Doge**
    It's a quiet day.
**[00:28] Doge**
    And the sunset is beautiful.
**[00:30] Doge**
    Like the evening in "My Name is Aram."
**[00:33] Murakami**
    William Saroyan's magnum opus.
**[00:36] N**
    She blushed ever so slightly,
    her doe eyes gleaming.
**[00:40] N**
    Sanami gazed at me.
**[00:43] Murakami**
    I'm sorry, I...
**[00:45] Doge**
    What's the matter?
**[00:46] Doge**
    You look to me as Juliet looks to Romeo.
**[00:50] Murakami**
    N-No, I...
**[00:52] Murakami**
    This is embarrassing.
**[00:53] N**
    Like a damsel in love,
    Sanami was, and precious.
**[00:57] N**
    And her chest was so very full.
**[00:58] N**
    I could not help but be captivated.
**[01:01] Doge**
    You don't have to be so shy.
**[01:03] Murakami**
    S-Senpai, please don't stare at me like that.
**[01:07] ---**

**[01:07] ---**

**[01:08] Doge**
    Show me your boobs.
**[01:10] Doge**
    Show me your boobs, please!
**[01:12] Doge**
    I'm begging you!
**[01:13] N**
    Sanami was struck by a
    brief wave of dizziness.
**[01:16] N**
    But I must not relent in my groveling.
**[01:20] Murakami**
    My boobs?
**[01:21] Murakami**
    What the heck?
**[01:22] Murakami**
    Y-You're groveling! Why?
**[01:25] Doge**
    I *must* bear
**[01:26] Doge**
    witness
**[01:27] Doge**
    to your
**[01:27] Doge**
    bountiful bosom!
**[01:28] Murakami**
    Th-These aren't boobs!
**[01:31] Murakami**
    This is just blubber!
**[01:32] Murakami**
    Excess fat!
**[01:34] N**
    (Sanami is sent into a daze
    by the embarrassment.)
**[01:36] N**
    (My confidence grew stronger as I persisted.)
**[01:40] Doge**
    Sorry, uh,
**[01:41] Doge**
    can I see them again?
**[01:42] Murakami**
    See?
**[01:44] Doge**
    Wait, no, where?
**[01:45] Doge**
    Can you stand straighter?
**[01:46] Murakami**
    See? Look.
**[01:48] Murakami**
    These aren't boobs.
**[01:50] ---**
    Hmm?
**[01:51] Doge**
    That's so weird, I can't see them.
**[01:52] ---**
    What's going on?
**[01:53] Murakami**
    Look!
**[01:54] Murakami**
    Look!
**[01:54] Murakami**
    Look!
**[01:56] Doge**
    Huh?!
**[01:57] Doge**
    Where?!
**[01:58] ---**
    What?!
**[01:58] Doge**
    Where are they?
**[01:59] Murakami**
    See? They're just lumps of meat!
**[02:01] ---**
    What?
**[02:01] ---**
    What?!
**[02:02] Murakami**
    Okay?
**[02:04] ---**
    Oh!
**[02:04] Doge**
    Oh, that?
**[02:05] Doge**
    Is that it?
**[02:06] Murakami**
    I told you there's no
    point in looking at them!
**[02:08] Doge**
    I think I kinda saw them.
**[02:11] Murakami**
    Look!
**[02:14] Murakami**
    You tricked me?
**[02:16] Murakami**
    Well?
**[02:18] Doge**
    They're beautiful.
**[03:20] Murakami**
    Do you like literature?
***SIGN***    End card: Kaisen Chuui
***SIGN***    Check us out again
**[03:21] Murakami**
    I love Haruki-san.
**[03:23] Murakami**
    They say his work is complicated,
**[03:25] Murakami**
    but to me, trying to understand
    it is part of the fun.
# E5 - Hey There! Source: [Crunchyroll](https://www.crunchyroll.com/watch/GRGVN9K3R/hey-there)
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**[00:05] N**
    This is Akari-chan,
    Suwaru's childhood friend who moved to
***SIGN***    Ohsaka Akari
***SIGN***    Birthday: May 26
***SIGN***    Sign: Gemini
***SIGN***    Height: 158cm
***SIGN***    Weight: 49kg
***SIGN***    Blood type: B
**[00:08] N**
    Osaka right after finishing preschool.
**[00:09] N**
    Some years pass,
    and Suwaru is in high school.
**[00:13] N**
    Akari-chan has transferred
    to his school from Osaka.
**[00:15] N**
    Things are definitely going to
    heat up in the gym after school!
**[00:18] N**
    What's the plan, Suwaru?
**[00:20] Doge**
    Well, I can finally take a break.
**[00:22] Doge**
    Thanks for helping me carry all that stuff.
**[00:25] Doge**
    It was heavy.
**[00:26] Akari**
    Sure.
**[00:28] Doge**
    It's been such a long time
    since we talked together.
**[00:31] Doge**
    Since preschool, right?
**[00:32] Akari**
    Y-Yeah.
**[00:34] Doge**
    What's the matter?
**[00:36] N**
    (What's up with this vibe?)
**[00:38] Akari**
    N-Nothing.
**[00:39] Akari**
    It's not...
**[00:41] Doge**
    She seems kind of out of it...
**[00:44] Doge**
    I should try to cheer her up...
**[00:45] Akari**
    What is it?
**[00:47] Akari**
    Could you stop staring at me like that?
**[00:49] N**
    (She's nothing like her usual self.)
**[00:51] Doge**
    Hey.
**[00:51] Akari**
    Y-Yeah?
**[00:53] Doge**
    I'd like to see your underwear.
**[00:54] Doge**
    Please!
**[00:55] Doge**
    I'm begging you!
**[00:56] Akari**
    Huh?!
**[00:57] Akari**
    What are you groveling for?!
**[00:58] Akari**
    Why would I show you my underwear?!
**[01:01] Akari**
    What are you, stupid?
**[01:02] Akari**
    I'd only show someone I like!
**[01:04] Akari**
    Someone I...
**[01:06] Akari**
    Just die!
**[01:07] N**
    (Thank goodness, she's back to being herself.)
**[01:09] Doge**
    "Die"?! Isn't that a bit harsh?
**[01:11] Doge**
    Did you really have to take it that far?!
**[01:13] Akari**
    Pervert!
**[01:14] Akari**
    Idiot!
**[01:14] Akari**
    Die!
**[01:15] Doge**
    Nice! She's back to normal.
**[01:17] Doge**
    Good!
**[01:18] N**
    (Not "good.")
**[01:19] Doge**
    Come on, I'm begging you!
**[01:21] Doge**
    Please! Come on!
**[01:22] Doge**
    They do say "Panties between
    keeps friendship green"!
**[01:24] N**
    (They do not.)
**[01:25] Akari**
    What the hell?!
**[01:26] Akari**
    Even if you keep asking, I'm not doing it.
**[01:29] Doge**
    That's why I'm begging.
**[01:31] Doge**
    You know, like "Surprise! Panties!"?
**[01:33] N**
    (I do not.)
**[01:33] Doge**
    We were destined to be here together.
**[01:35] Doge**
    You shouldn't let that go to waste.
**[01:36] Doge**
    It's a once-in-a-lifetime-night-stand.
**[01:39] N**
    (You're not making any sense.)
**[01:40] Akari**
    You're so persistent, idiot!
**[01:43] Akari**
    There.
**[01:43] Akari**
    Happy, now?
**[01:45] Akari**
    I can't show you any more.
**[01:47] Doge**
    Huh?
**[01:47] Doge**
    Eh?!
**[01:48] Doge**
    Whoa!
**[01:49] Akari**
    This is so embarrassing.
**[01:51] Akari**
    I can't take anymore.
**[01:54] Doge**
    Thank you!
**[01:54] Doge**
    You're the best!
**[01:55] Doge**
    Beautiful!
**[01:56] Doge**
    While you're at it, one more thing:
**[01:58] Doge**
    Could you face forward?
**[02:00] Akari**
    What are you, crazy?!
**[02:01] Akari**
    Jeez!
**[02:02] Doge**
    Please! Look, I'm begging you!
**[02:05] N**
    (You're so persistent.)
**[02:06] Akari**
    You're so persistent!
**[02:07] Akari**
    Why don't you go ahead and look, then?
**[02:10] Akari**
    Idiot! Dummy! Loser! Pervert! Die!
**[02:13] Doge**
    Ha!
**[02:14] Doge**
    I'm not dying!
**[02:15] Akari**
    That's a wrap!
**[02:16] Akari**
    Thank you.
**[02:16] Doge**
    Thank you.
**[02:16] Doge**
    Thank you.
**[02:18] N**
    (Ba-dum-tss.)
**[03:20] Akari**
    So, what did you think of my latest bit?
***SIGN***    End card: Harimoji
**[03:23] Akari**
    I have a show in Tokyo next week.
**[03:26] Akari**
    I have some new material lined up.
**[03:27] Akari**
    Hope to see you there!
# E6 - Can't Become More Honest Source: [Crunchyroll](https://www.crunchyroll.com/watch/GYPP7X39Y/cant-become-more-honest)
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**[00:05] N**
    Calm and collected beauty, Rei-chan.
***SIGN***    Shioya Rei
***SIGN***    Birthday: August 8 Sign: Leo
***SIGN***    Height: 160 cm Weight: 50 kg
***SIGN***    Blood type: AB
**[00:08] N**
    Wide-open.
**[00:09] N**
    What? She's wide-open?!
**[00:11] N**
    Let's doge!
**[00:13] N**
    Huh? They're calling?
**[00:15] N**
    What? What's up?
**[00:17] N**
    Eh?!
**[00:20] Doge**
    Um, I'm terribly sorry...
**[00:22] Doge**
    This is such a rude request, but, um...
**[00:25] Doge**
    May I see your panties?
**[00:28] Doge**
    I'm begging you!
**[00:30] Rei**
    I don't mind.
**[00:32] Doge**
    Huh?
**[00:33] Doge**
    Eh? You're showing me already?
**[00:34] Doge**
    Eh? That's it?
**[00:36] Doge**
    That's how it ends?
**[00:37] Rei**
    Is it any fun about looking at
    a 100% cotton piece of cloth?
**[00:41] Doge**
    Y-Yeah, it is, sure.
**[00:44] ---**
    Huh?!
**[00:45] Doge**
    Is this girl all right?
**[00:46] Doge**
    Has she not read the script?
**[00:48] Doge**
    Bring me the manager.
**[00:49] Doge**
    They want me to wing it by myself?!
**[00:51] Doge**
    You're crazy!
**[00:52] Doge**
    Dude, bring me the director!
**[00:54] ---**
    Hm?
**[00:54] Doge**
    I'm being unprofessional?
**[00:55] Doge**
    I'm not.
**[00:56] Doge**
    I mean, clearly,
    this girl's not doing it right!
**[00:58] N**
    (I'm sorry!)
**[00:59] N**
    (I was sure we explained her part yesterday...)
**[01:02] N**
    (I guess she didn't quite understand.)
**[01:05] N**
    lmao
**[01:07] Doge**
    What is there not to understand?
**[01:08] N**
    (No, I'm truly sorry! lol)
**[01:11] Rei**
    Who are you takling to?
**[01:12] Doge**
    Talking? I'm not talking to anyone.
**[01:14] Doge**
    Sheesh, please don't get it so confused.
**[01:16] Doge**
    Yo! What do I do here?!
**[01:18] N**
    (Deal with it using this, please!)
**[01:20] Doge**
    What do you mean, "this"?!
**[01:21] Doge**
    *This*?!
**[01:22] Doge**
    Are you insane?
**[01:23] Rei**
    Are you looking?
**[01:25] Doge**
    Wow, what an amazing view!
**[01:27] Doge**
    I'm so happy!
**[01:29] Doge**
    Damn it, get over here!
**[01:31] N**
    (Jeez, what now?!)
**[01:32] Doge**
    You're going to snap at me?
**[01:33] Doge**
    Are you *really* going to snap at me?
**[01:34] N**
    (No, I'll admit our girl's messed up, but...)
**[01:37] Doge**
    So you're admitting it!
    What's with the attitude?!
**[01:40] N**
    (Tsk...)
**[01:40] Doge**
    Did you just click your tongue at me?!
**[01:42] Doge**
    You did, didn't you?!
**[01:43] Rei**
    Hey, are you done talking?
**[01:45] Rei**
    I'm cold.
**[01:47] Doge**
    W-Wait!
**[01:47] Doge**
    Just a second.
**[01:48] Doge**
    Give me just a second.
**[01:49] Doge**
    Wh-Wh-What do I do?
**[01:51] Doge**
    Oh, I know!
**[01:52] Doge**
    I think I'm just going
    to have to stare at this.
**[01:54] Doge**
    Yeah, I'll do that.
**[01:55] Doge**
    I'm just going to stare at this
    for the remainder of our time!
**[02:00] Doge**
    Wow, this cotton's so realistic.
**[02:01] Doge**
    What the heck? Wow!
**[02:03] Rei**
    H-Hey...
**[02:04] ---**
    Oh! Oh-ho-ho-ho!
**[02:06] Rei**
    You're so close.
**[02:08] Doge**
    Thank you.
**[02:10] Rei**
    Stop looking, idiot.
**[02:12] Doge**
    Your face?
**[02:13] Doge**
    Oh, you're more embarrassed about that?
**[02:14] Doge**
    Huh?
**[02:15] Doge**
    Staaare...
**[02:16] Rei**
    Stop it!
**[02:18] Doge**
    Staaaaaaare
**[03:20] Rei**
    Good work, everyone.
***SIGN***    End card: Kujo Ichiso
**[03:21] Rei**
    Huh, really?
**[03:23] Rei**
    I thought I handled it normally.
**[03:25] Rei**
    So it all worked out?
**[03:26] Rei**
    I see.
**[03:27] Rei**
    Thank you.
# E7 - Can't Be More Honest Source: [Crunchyroll](https://www.crunchyroll.com/watch/G6KKDX8M6/cant-be-more-honest)
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**[00:05] nar**
    Alone with a cute classmate
    in the nurse's office.
***SIGN***    Kyan Tama
***SIGN***    Birthday: July 3
***SIGN***    Sign: Leo
***SIGN***    Height: 157cm
***SIGN***    Weight: 48kg
***SIGN***    Blood type: A
**[00:08] nar**
    Tama-chan is popular and full of life.
**[00:10] nar**
    Everyone loves her for
    her endearing character.
**[00:12] nar**
    Doge Suwaru has a craving to see her panties.
**[00:15] nar**
    Wildly, with the power of friendship,
**[00:17] nar**
    Dedication! Hope! Dogeza!
**[00:20] dog**
    Ow...
**[00:21] dog**
    Thanks, I didn't think
    I'd scrape my knee like that.
**[00:24] lady**
    I'm glad it wasn't too messed up.
**[00:26] nar**
    (Though his personality
    is definitely messed up.)
**[00:28] dog**
    You sure are cute, though.
**[00:31] dog**
    The whole class has been complimenting you.
**[00:34] lady**
    Really?
**[00:35] lady**
    Thanks.
**[00:37] dog**
    What kind of panties do you usually wear?
**[00:39] nar**
    (Get straight to brass tacks.)
**[00:40] lady**
    What do you mean?
**[00:42] lady**
    They're pretty normal.
**[00:44] dog**
    Normal? Normal, huh?
**[00:47] dog**
    What kind are they?
**[00:49] lady**
    Same as everyone else.
**[00:51] dog**
    Boxers?
**[00:53] dog**
    Briefs?
**[00:54] nar**
    (Jeez, you're so persistent. Why do you care?)
**[00:56] lady**
    Are you really that curious?
**[00:58] dog**
    Normal could mean a lot of
    things though, couldn't it?
**[01:00] dog**
    My "normal,"
**[01:02] dog**
    your "normal"...
**[01:03] lady**
    I-I see.
**[01:05] lady**
    You're so deep, Senpai.
**[01:07] nar**
    (How?!)
**[01:08] dog**
    So, anyway, can I see your panties?
**[01:11] lady**
    What?! Why are you groveling?!
**[01:14] lady**
    Please raise your head.
**[01:16] lady**
    My panties, huh?
**[01:17] nar**
    (She's not completely against it?!)
**[01:18] dog**
    I'm begging you. Just a peek.
**[01:20] dog**
    Please!
**[01:22] lady**
    S-Sure.
**[01:24] dog**
    Huh? Yes! Thanks! Let's get started.
**[01:27] nar**
    You move way too quick.
**[01:28] lady**
    I feel shy about lifting my skirt myself.
**[01:32] lady**
    Could you do it, Senpai?
**[01:33] lady**
    This is so embarrassing.
**[01:36] dog**
    Sure thing.
**[01:37] nar**
    (You should be happier!)
**[01:43] dog**
    Huh? Eh? Um...
**[01:45] lady**
    I change my mind! It's to embarrassing!
**[01:46] lady**
    Wait!
**[01:48] dog**
    But you said yes.
**[01:49] dog**
    Hngh!
**[01:50] dog**
    Arrrrrrrgh!
**[01:51] lady**
    I just changed to no!
**[01:54] dog**
    Nngh...
**[01:55] dog**
    Courage! You only live once!
**[01:57] dog**
    Nngh...
**[01:59] nar**
    (She's pretty strong.)
**[02:01] lady**
    Please, not right now!
**[02:03] dog**
    Don't say
**[02:05] dog**
    thaaaat!
**[02:09] lady**
    Senpai, you idiot!
**[02:10] lady**
    I said no!
**[02:13] dog**
    *Oh, because it's gone hard.*
**[02:15] lady**
    Please stop staring like that.
**[02:17] lady**
    It's not anything you haven't seen before.
***SIGN***    End card: Neibi
**[03:20] lady**
    Huh, that's the kind of
    panties you wear, huh?
**[03:23] lady**
    Could I touch them?
**[03:24] lady**
    What? That's going too far?
**[03:26] lady**
    Even if I grovel for it?
**[03:28] lady**
    I'm begging you!
**[03:28] dog**
    Please, no!
# E8 - I'm a Baby Now Source: [Crunchyroll](https://www.crunchyroll.com/watch/GY5J2X97Y/im-a-baby-now)
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**[00:05] N**
    The school hallway, after school.
**[00:06] N**
    A girl with ample breasts passes
    by, her silver hair flowing.
***SIGN***    Toyofusa Urara
***SIGN***    Birthday: February 19
***SIGN***    Sign: Pisces
***SIGN***    Height: 158cm
***SIGN***    Weight: 55kg
***SIGN***    Blood type: AB
**[00:10] N**
    Doge Suwaru has a craving to see
    second-year Toyofusa Urara-chan's boobs.
**[00:14] N**
    He's going to have to grovel
    for a look at her boobs.
**[00:17] N**
    Let's dogeza!
**[00:21] Urara**
    M-My boobs?!
**[00:23] Doge**
    Y-Yeah.
**[00:24] Doge**
    I want to see your boobs.
**[00:25] N**
    (Getting right to it, I see.)
**[00:27] Urara**
    I-I can't.
**[00:29] Doge**
    That's what they all say at first.
**[00:30] N**
    (You say that like you're
    some kind of professional.)
**[00:32] Urara**
    B-Besides, they're for feeding babies.
**[00:36] Doge**
    What?! Really?!
**[00:37] Doge**
    Babies eat boobs?
**[00:39] Doge**
    I don't know about that...
**[00:40] N**
    (Does that really need answering?)
**[00:42] Urara**
    It's true.
**[00:43] N**
    (Why did you have to stop to think?)
**[00:45] Doge**
    Wait a second...
**[00:46] Doge**
    Does that mean, if I become
    a baby, I can get fed?
**[00:49] N**
    (What kind of logic is that?)
**[00:50] Doge**
    Man, I'm getting so hungry all of a sudden.
**[00:55] Doge**
    I might faint.
**[00:56] Doge**
    I need to eat...
**[00:57] Doge**
    I mean drink, or I'll collapse.
**[00:59] Doge**
    I'll collapse!
**[00:59] Doge**
    Please, milk for the needy!
**[01:01] Urara**
    You aren't a baby, though Senpai.
**[01:04] Urara**
    You don't need milk.
**[01:06] Doge**
    Huh?
**[01:07] Doge**
    But I'm a baby.
**[01:08] Doge**
    How could I be anything but a baby?
**[01:10] Doge**
    Ngyah! Ngyaah... Ogyaah! Ogyaaaah!
**[01:12] Doge**
    Am I even okay?!
**[01:13] N**
    (He doesn't have an ounce of shame.)
**[01:14] Doge**
    Hughiii
**[01:14] Doge**
    Fugiiiigiii
**[01:14] Urara**
    S-Senpai!
**[01:15] Doge**
    Fugiiiigiiii
**[01:18] Doge**
    Ogyaaaah
**[01:19] Doge**
    J-Just lift up your cardigan!
**[01:21] Doge**
    Ogyah! Ogyaaaah
**[01:22] Doge**
    Ogyaah!
**[01:22] N**
    (And he's talking.)
**[01:22] Doge**
    Ogyah!
**[01:23] Doge**
    Ogyaah!
**[01:23] Doge**
    Ogyaah!
**[01:23] Urara**
    S-Senpai!
**[01:24] Doge**
    Ogyaaaaah!
**[01:25] Doge**
    Fugiiii
**[01:25] Urara**
    That's not good!
**[01:26] Doge**
    Fugiiiigiiii
**[01:27] N**
    (She took it off.)
**[01:28] Doge**
    Fugiiii
**[01:29] Doge**
    Ogyaaaaaaaaah!
**[01:31] Urara**
    Are you a baby, Senpai?
**[01:33] Urara**
    Are you actually?
**[01:36] Doge**
    Fugiiii
**[01:36] Doge**
    Fugiiii
**[01:37] Doge**
    Mm
**[01:37] Doge**
    Fugiiiigiiii
**[01:38] Doge**
    Ogya!
**[01:38] Doge**
    M-M-Mama...
**[01:39] Doge**
    Mama...
**[01:39] Urara**
    Mama? Me? A mommy?
**[01:40] Doge**
    Mama...
**[01:41] Doge**
    Mama...
**[01:41] Doge**
    Mama...
**[01:42] N**
    (You aren't a mommy!)
**[01:43] N**
    (Wake up!)
**[01:46] Urara**
    I have to protect my baby.
**[01:48] Urara**
    I have to protect baby Senpai.
**[01:50] N**
    (How did you reach that conclusion?!)
**[01:51] Urara**
    Will baby Senpai do as Mommy
    says if I show you my boobs?
**[01:57] Doge**
    Mm.
**[01:57] Doge**
    Ogyaaaaaaaah!
**[02:01] Urara**
    I'll give you some milk.
**[02:17] Urara**
    Mommy's so embarrassed.
**[03:20] Urara**
    You're having Mommy's
    special porridge for lunch.
***SIGN***    End card: Oryou
**[03:23] Urara**
    Say "ahh."
**[03:25] Urara**
    Don't do that.
**[03:26] Urara**
    You have to eat.
# E9 - Heaven or Hell Source: [Crunchyroll](https://www.crunchyroll.com/watch/G6DV0NM36/heaven-or-hell)
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**[00:05] N**
    Doge Suwaru is at the
    dentist for a bad tooth.
***SIGN***    Aneha Yua
    Birthday: September 1 Sign: Virgo
    Height: 161cm Weight: 55kg
    Blood type: O
**[00:07] N**
    There, he discovers giant mammaries!
**[00:09] N**
    But Doge Suwaru doesn't like anesthetics.
**[00:12] N**
    He's going to have to grovel
    and beg to see them!
**[00:14] N**
    Huh? You don't want anesthetics?
**[00:15] N**
    Dentists suck, huh?
**[00:17] N**
    No, have some courage!
**[00:18] N**
    You aren't a child anymore.
**[00:20] Aneha**
    So...
**[00:22] Aneha**
    You have a pretty bad tooth,
**[00:24] Aneha**
    so we're going to give you some
    anesthetic and remove your nerves.
**[00:27] Aneha**
    Do you have any resistance to anesthetics?
**[00:30] Doge**
    I-Is there a way to do
    this without anesthetics?
**[00:33] Doge**
    Also, if I may ask...
**[00:35] Aneha**
    What is it?
**[00:36] Aneha**
    Huh? D-Doge-san?
**[00:38] Doge**
    Please show me your boobs.
**[00:40] N**
    (Just get your teeth fixed.)
**[00:42] Aneha**
    M-My boobs?
**[00:44] Doge**
    Also, please take your mask off.
**[00:46] Aneha**
    Don't be silly!
**[00:48] Aneha**
    Just lie down, please!
**[00:51] N**
    (Yeah, lie down!)
**[00:52] Doge**
    I can't!
**[00:53] Doge**
    Not until you show me your boobs!
**[00:55] Aneha**
    Keep it down!
**[00:57] Aneha**
    Stop it, already!
**[00:59] N**
    (Yeah, stop it!)
**[01:01] Doge**
    And your mask...
**[01:04] Aneha**
    That's enough! Lie down, please!
**[01:06] Aneha**
    Otherwise, I'm going to
    have to ask you to leave.
**[01:09] Doge**
    I'll do any...
**[01:10] Doge**
    Huh? What? Huh?
**[01:12] ---**
    E-E-Eeeeeeeee!
**[01:14] Aneha**
    What's wrong?
**[01:15] ---**
    Dyah!
**[01:17] ---**
    Ahdeh!
**[01:18] Aneha**
    Oh, no!
**[01:18] ---**
    Aaaaaa!!
**[01:20] Doge**
    I-I'm sorry!
**[01:21] Doge**
    Do something, please!
**[01:22] Doge**
    It hurts! It's killing me!
**[01:24] Aneha**
    Just lie down and open your mouth!
**[01:28] Doge**
    I-I can't!
**[01:28] Doge**
    Not that big needle!
**[01:30] ---**
    Nooooo!
**[01:31] Aneha**
    C-Calm down! Hey!
**[01:32] ---**
    Owwwwww!
**[01:34] ---**
    Nhiiiiii!
**[01:35] N**
    (Quit squirming!)
**[01:36] Aneha**
    What do I do?
**[01:40] Doge**
    Ow! Ow! Ow!
**[01:43] ---**
    Egh!
**[01:43] ---**
    Eeeeeee!
**[01:44] ---**
    Ungh!
**[01:45] ---**
    Hehehehehe
**[01:46] Doge**
    More!
**[01:47] Doge**
    No! No!
**[01:49] ---**
    Ah!
**[01:50] ---**
    Nah!
**[01:52] ---**
    Dyaaaaaaah!
**[01:54] ---**
    Dah!
**[01:54] ---**
    Hah!
**[02:09] Aneha**
    This is our secret.
**[02:10] Aneha**
    Does this make things easier?
**[02:13] Aneha**
    You said you'd do anything.
**[02:15] Aneha**
    Now, open your mouth.
**[03:20] Aneha**
    What do I do if that boy squirms again?
***SIGN***    End card: Yanyo
**[03:22] Aneha**
    Do I have to show him my boobs again?
**[03:25] Aneha**
    Huh? I'm not happy about it!
**[03:27] Aneha**
    What are you talking about?
# E10 - How's Work Going? Source: [Crunchyroll](https://www.crunchyroll.com/watch/G607VG3VR/hows-work-going)
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**[00:05] N**
    Doge Suwaru is here to work as an assistant
***SIGN***    Ninose San'nose
***SIGN***    Birthday: October 12 Sign: Libra
***SIGN***    Height: 155cm Weight: 48kg Blood type: A
**[00:08] N**
    to up-and coming manga artist
    Ninose San'nose-sensei.
**[00:10] N**
    Suwaru had secret aspirations
    to write manga about boobs.
**[00:13] N**
    To that end, he must see Sensei's boobs.
**[00:17] N**
    Is he going to get a chance to
    see them before the deadline?
**[00:20] Doge**
    Ninose-sensei, the drafts are finished.
**[00:22] Ninose**
    Thank you.
**[00:23] Ninose**
    Sorry to dump this all
    on you. I appreciate it.
**[00:25] Doge**
    It's fine.
**[00:26] Doge**
    I'm grateful to have an opportunity
    to experience your work first-hand.
**[00:30] N**
    (Surprisingly upright.)
**[00:31] Ninose**
    Good for you, being so eager to learn.
**[00:33] Ninose**
    I kid.
**[00:34] Doge**
    Master said to practice working
    with traditional mediums first.
**[00:37] Ninose**
    Yeah? Master sure hasn't changed.
**[00:40] Doge**
    Did Master tell you to start
    with traditional mediums, too?
**[00:44] N**
    (Master sure is amazing.)
**[00:46] Ninose**
    Yeah.
**[00:46] Ninose**
    "You need to get good with
    analog tools, first."
**[00:49] Ninose**
    Digital is so much more convenient,
    once you get used to it, though.
**[00:52] Doge**
    Huh?!
**[00:52] Doge**
    Then isn't it a waste of time
    for me to learn traditional?
**[00:55] Ninose**
    Of course not.
**[00:56] Ninose**
    People like my digital art *because* I
    had experience with physical tools.
**[01:01] N**
    (She really knows what to say.)
**[01:03] Doge**
    I see.
**[01:04] Doge**
    Sensei, I hate to ask, but I'm having
    a hard time drawing this character.
**[01:08] Doge**
    If only there were a real
    reference I could see...
**[01:10] Doge**
    Before the deadline.
**[01:11] Ninose**
    Yeah, I guess you kind of do
    need to see the real thing.
**[01:13] Ninose**
    Wait, why are you groveling?
**[01:15] Doge**
    I want to see the real thing so I
    can draw, so I can *express* it!
**[01:19] N**
    (Here we go.)
**[01:20] Ninose**
    What?!
**[01:21] Ninose**
    I'm busy as hell right now.
**[01:22] Ninose**
    Are you crazy?
**[01:23] Ninose**
    The editor's waiting for me!
**[01:25] N**
    (You're a total pain in the ass.)
**[01:27] Doge**
    I know!
**[01:28] Doge**
    So, please!
**[01:28] Doge**
    I'd like to see your beautiful little boobs!
**[01:31] Doge**
    Please let me see them!
**[01:33] Doge**
    We don't have time!
**[01:35] N**
    (You're the one wasting time!)
**[01:37] Ninose**
    Well, *sorry* I have small boobs.
**[01:39] Ninose**
    Shut up!
**[01:40] Ninose**
    Hurry up and get drawing!
**[01:41] Ninose**
    I'll beat the shit out of you!
**[01:42] N**
    (Beat the shit out of him!)
**[01:44] Doge**
    I can't! I need to see the real thing!
***SIGN***    Clack Clack Clack Clack
**[01:46] Doge**
    The deadline's coming up!
**[01:48] N**
    (Who's the one wasting time?!)
**[01:51] Doge**
    Sensei!
**[01:51] Doge**
    We're out of time!
**[01:52] Doge**
    Please undress, quick!
**[01:54] Doge**
    Please!
**[01:54] Doge**
    For all the readers out there
    waiting to read your work!
**[01:58] N**
    (You're insane!)
**[01:59] Ninose**
    Damn it, what the hell! Why me?
**[02:02] N**
    (I don't think you have to do it.)
**[02:13] Ninose**
    If your work sucks after all
    this, I'm going to kill you.
**[02:18] Doge**
    Thank you!
***SIGN***    End card: sakiyamama
**[03:20] Ninose**
    What a mess.
**[03:22] Ninose**
    Anyway...
**[03:27] Ninose**
    That hits the spot!
# E11 - Class 4 Hazardous Materials Source: [Crunchyroll](https://www.crunchyroll.com/watch/G64G2M31R/class-4-hazardous-materials)
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***SIGN***    Yuseki Natsumi
***SIGN***    Birthday : November 6th
    Height : 158cm
    Blood type: B
***SIGN***    Sign : Scorpio
    Weight : 53kg
**[00:05] N**
    It'd been a while since Doge Suwaru and his
    dad had spent some quality time together.
**[00:09] N**
    They stop for some gas.
    All filled up, good to go.
**[00:12] N**
    All boobed up, good to go.
**[00:14] N**
    Dogeza fully charged.
**[00:14] N**
    Isooctane!
**[00:15] N**
    Trimethylpentane!
**[00:17] N**
    Class 1 petroleum products!
**[00:23] Doge**
    It's been a while since we went out together.
**[00:26] Dad**
    Yeah, it has.
**[00:27] Dad**
    How've you been lately?
**[00:28] Dad**
    Working hard?
**[00:30] Doge**
    Huh?
**[00:31] Doge**
    You were the narrator, Dad?!
**[00:33] Dad**
    What are you talking about?
**[00:35] Doge**
    No, I mean, of course, I'm working hard.
**[00:38] Doge**
    I think I'm sharper these days, too.
**[00:40] Dad**
    Oh? Talking big now, huh?
**[00:42] Doge**
    That's it?
**[00:44] Dad**
    What did you expect me to say?
**[00:45] Doge**
    No, nothing.
**[00:46] Doge**
    Never mind.
**[00:47] Dad**
    Fine...
**[00:49] Dad**
    Hey, you, may I ask...
**[00:51] Dad**
    Could you show me your boobs?
    I'm begging you.
**[00:54] Doge**
    What?! Already?!
**[00:55] Doge**
    How are you even groveling?
**[00:58] Yuseki**
    No way, it's not that simple.
**[01:01] Yuseki**
    You're going to need more than
    100 octane to see my boobs.
**[01:04] Doge**
    What's with the jargon?
**[01:06] Dad**
    Oh?
**[01:07] Dad**
    You're pretty knowledgeable to
    compare to octane, aren't you?
**[01:10] Dad**
    Then fill me up on isooctane.
**[01:13] Doge**
    Wait, I thought octanes were
    a measure of the price of gas.
**[01:18] Yuseki**
    Are you serious?
**[01:20] Yuseki**
    *Isooctane is 100 octane.*
**[01:23] Yuseki**
    *But a fill-up?*
**[01:26] Yuseki**
    *We don't get too many fill-ups lately.*
**[01:28] Yuseki**
    *Dad says business is tough these days.*
**[01:31] Doge**
    Huh? Are you actually considering it?
**[01:33] Doge**
    Think about where you are!
**[01:35] Dad**
    They're having trouble staying open
    because of the bad economy, huh?
**[01:38] Doge**
    What are you suggesting that the
    economy has to do with boobs?!
**[01:40] Yuseki**
    Business has been tough for us lately.
**[01:43] Dad**
    All right.
**[01:44] Dad**
    I want to help you.
**[01:45] Dad**
    If you show me your boobs,
    I shall buy a ton of gas tickets.
**[01:50] Dad**
    Hrmph!
**[01:51] Doge**
    Don't "Hrmph" me!
**[01:54] Doge**
    What?!
**[01:55] Doge**
    You're actually going to do it?!
**[02:10] Yuseki**
    Fill 'er up!
**[02:15] both**
    Thank you very much!
**[02:15] both**
    Thank you very much!
***SIGN***    End card: Nishida
**[03:20] Yuseki**
    Seriously?!
**[03:21] Yuseki**
    That guy ended up paying twenty times.
**[03:25] Yuseki**
    Dad's going to be so happy this month.
**[03:27] Yuseki**
    Thank goodness.
# E12 - She Made Herself My Sister Source: [Crunchyroll](https://www.crunchyroll.com/watch/G6JK7182R/she-made-herself-my-sister)
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***SIGN***    Omoi Ayame

    Birthday: December 17 Sign: Sagittarius
    Height: 153cm Weight: 44kg
    Blood type: AB
**[00:19] Doge**
    Who is that?
**[00:21] Doge**
    I don't care if it's pervy.
    I want to see your boobs!
**[00:25] Lady**
    You want to see my boobs, Nii-sama?
**[00:31] Doge**
    You don't have a sister, do you, Suwaru?
**[00:33] Lady**
    You've finally taken to me.
**[00:36] Doge**
    Again, who are you?
**[00:38] Lady**
    This is embarrassing for me,
**[00:40] Lady**
    but if you're going to *grovel*,
    I'll have to show you, won't I?
**[00:45] Doge**
    *I don't think she's a relative, either.*
**[00:52] Doge**
    *Wow, no one's been as quick to show me her boobs.*
**[00:58] Doge**
    Oi, Suwaru, be careful.
**[01:19] Doge**
    Oi! Oi! Look out!
**[01:40] Lady**
    Amazing. Your blood is so beautiful, Nii-sama.
**[01:44] Lady**
    Now you're all mine.
**[02:45] Doge**
    *What the?*
**[02:47] Doge**
    *It's all dark.*
**[02:49] Doge**
    *I can't see anything.*
**[02:51] Doge**
    *Right.*
**[02:53] Doge**
    *I got stabbed.*
**[03:00] Doge**
    *What is this place?*
**[03:03] Doge**
    *No... Another world?!*
**[03:06] Doge**
    *I see...*
**[03:09] Doge**
    *I get it!*
**[03:12] Doge**
    *God...*
**[03:16] Doge**
*    You're telling me to grovel*
*    in this world, aren't you?!*
***SIGN***    Dogeza
**[03:20] Doge**
    When I awoke, I was in another world.
***SIGN***    End card: Funatsu Kazuki
**[03:22] Doge**
    I'll grovel my way through this world, too!
**[03:24] Doge**
    Next week, a new series: *I Reincarnated as
    a Hero Who Saves the World By Groveling*!
**[03:28] Doge**
    You better watch!