Season 1

E1 - Now Groveling
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[00:05] N
    It's early in the afternoon.
SIGN    Gakesaka Minori
SIGN    Birthday: January 24
SIGN    Sign: Aquarius
SIGN    Height: 151cm
SIGN    Weight: 43kg
SIGN    Blood type: O
[00:07] ---
    Here, at the school rooftop,
[00:08] ---
    Doge Suwaru has an urge to see
    first-year Gakesaka Minori's boobs.
[00:11] N
    Here begins the art of the
    grovel, begging like crazy!
[00:14] N
    Grovel enough, and you'll get what you want!
[00:16] N
    Let's all grovel together!
[00:20] Doge
    I'm begging you!
[00:21] Doge
    I want to see your boobs!
[00:23] Doge
    Please! I'm on my knees!
[00:24] N
    He's begging right off the bat.
[00:27] Gakesaka
    Huh? What? N-No way.
[00:29] Gakesaka
    You can't even call what I have boobs.
[00:32] Gakesaka
    They're...
[00:34] N
    Why are you being modest?
[00:35] Doge
    Why would you say that?!
[00:37] Doge
    I just want to see
[00:38] Doge
    your beautiful boobs, that's all!
[00:40] N
    That seems like a lot to ask for.
[00:42] Gakesaka
    It's just a board! It's a cliff!
[00:45] Doge
    You can't
[00:46] Doge
    go putting yourself down
[00:47] Doge
    by calling it a board or a cliff!
[00:48] Doge
    You're amazing!
[00:49] Doge
    You're cute as hell!
[00:51] Doge
    So, please!
[00:52] Doge
    Let me see your boobs!
[00:54] N
    I appreciate the enthusiasm,
    but you're pretty awful.
[00:56] Gakesaka
    No, really, I can't.
[00:58] Gakesaka
    You really shouldn't look.
[00:59] Doge
    No, I'm not giving up.
[01:01] Doge
    I won't give up until I see your boobs!
[01:04] N
    He's persistent.
[01:05] Gakesaka
    You're just going to be disappointed.
[01:07] Doge
    I won't be disappointed!
[01:08] Doge
    There's no way!
[01:10] Doge
    I'm not giving up until I see your boobs!
[01:12] Doge
    Please, grant me my wish!
[01:14] Doge
    I'm begging you!
[01:16] Gakesaka
    No, really, it's a 90 degree drop.
[01:19] Doge
    So what if it's a straight drop?!
[01:20] Doge
    I'll climb that cliff!
[01:22] Doge
    No matter how far, no matter how many times!
[01:24] Gakesaka
    It'll make you want to make
    all kinds of confessions.
[01:26] Doge
    I'll listen!
[01:27] Doge
    I'll hear you out!
[01:28] Doge
    Anything you have to say.
[01:30] N
    Couldn't you listen to each
    other a little better?
[01:32] Gakesaka
    See? See? Nothing.
[01:34] Gakesaka
    Doesn't that make you
    want to make confessions?
[01:37] Gakesaka
    Doesn't it make you want to jump?
[01:38] N
    Don't undress!
[01:40] Doge
    Not being able to see your boobs
    will make me want to jump even more!
[01:42] Doge
    Please!
[01:43] Doge
    Show me your boobs!
[01:44] Doge
    For mercy's sake!
[01:47] Gake
    Please, we should stop this.
[01:49] Gake
    Okay? Okay?
[01:51] N
    Please, stop!
[01:52] Doge
    No, I won't!
[01:53] Doge
    I'm not giving up!
[01:54] Doge
    I'll climb that cliff, overcome the
    board and arrive at your boobs!
[01:59] N
    That moment, the grovel power reached
    critical mass, releasing grovel energy upon her!
[02:04] N
    (and stuff.)
[02:07] Gakesaka
    P-Please don't be shocked.
[02:16] Gakesaka
    Th-This is so embarrassing.
SIGN    End card: jonsun
[03:20] A
    Senpai, I didn't think you'd be so happy.
[03:23] A
    Y-You'd better take responsibility.
[03:26] A
    Huh? Where are you? Senpai?!

E2 - Indeterminate Equation
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[00:05] Nar
    A classroom, after school.
SIGN    Sukiyabashi Rui
SIGN    Birthday: April 21st
SIGN    Sign: Taurus
SIGN    Height: 165cm
SIGN    Weight: 55kg
SIGN    Blood type: A
[00:07] Nar
    Doge Suwaru wants to see some boobs
    during Rui-sensei's extra lessons.
[00:12] Nar
    But before he gets to see them through a
    combination of intellect and determination...
[00:15] Nar
    maybe he should study more!
[00:17] Nar
    Let's dogeza!
[00:20] Doge
    Sensei! Can I ask a question?
[00:22] Rui
    Sure. What is it?
[00:24] Doge
    My grades are so bad,
[00:26] Doge
    I know I'm making extra work for you...
[00:29] Doge
    I feel really guilty about it.
[00:32] Nar
    (If you actually feel guilty, study more!)
[00:35] Rui
    You don't need to worry.
[00:37] Rui
    Just work hard, and finish
    your extra lessons!
SIGN    To treat x as an equivalent in 3x²-ca(x²-2x+1)-b(x-1), the integers for a, b, and c must be
[00:40] Doge
    You're so amazing, sensei.
[00:41] Doge
    Your heart is beautiful, too.
SIGN    To treat x as an equivalent in 3x²-ca(x²-2x+1)-b(x-1), the integers for a, b, and c must be
[00:43] Nar
    (What does that "too" refer to?)
[00:45] Rui
    Come on. I don't give points
    for flattery, you know!
[00:48] Doge
    Sensei!
[00:49] Rui
    What?
[00:50] Rui
    Why are in a dogeza?!
[00:52] Doge
    Please, show me your boobs!
[00:53] Nar
    (Here we go!)
[00:55] Rui
    What in the world are you saying?
[00:57] Rui
    Do you realize what you're asking?
[00:59] Nar
    (I seriously doubt he does.)
[01:01] Rui
    It's being fixated on that kind of
    thing that makes you grades drop!
[01:04] Nar
    (I'm so sorry for the trouble
    he's causing you...)
[01:06] Doge
    Then, if I get better grades,
[01:09] Doge
    will you show me your boobs?
[01:12] Rui
    If you can get better grades, then sure.
[01:14] Doge
    Sensei!
[01:15] Doge
    a=3, b=-6, and c=3.
[01:20] Nar
    (Hey, he actually did it.)
[01:21] Rui
    Then try answering this one!
SIGN    Fill in the bank. The smallest
    numeric value for n in √2016n is
[01:24] Rui
    I'll consider it if you can get it right.
[01:26] Doge
    It's 14.
[01:29] Nar
    (He really can do it!)
[01:30] Rui
    You normally never give
    right answers! Why now?!
[01:34] Rui
    How about this one?
[01:35] Doge
    It's h-4, with a greatest value of 64/3.
[01:39] Rui
    No way!
[01:40] Rui
    Wh-What about this?!
SIGN    Express the position in the Fibonacci sequence for n
[01:43] Doge
    Here you are.
SIGN    It can be expressed as
[01:43] Nar
    (Is he a genius?!)
[01:44] Rui
    I-Impossible!
[01:46] Rui
    Have you been getting bad grades
    on purpose up until now?!
[01:48] Nar
    (That'd be a lot of effort
    for something so silly...)
[01:51] Doge
    If it's to see your breasts, sensei,
[01:54] Doge
    I assure you my grades can get even better.
[02:15] Rui
    Honestly... Don't tell anyone
    else about this, okay?
[03:20] Rui
    Hey, what do you think about 
    this university program?
SIGN    End Card by Saisou
[03:23] Rui
    I'll be rooting for you! 
    And after school we can...
[03:25] Rui
    Wait, why are you running?!
[03:27] ---
    Hey! Wait a second!

E3 - No Panties? No Problem!
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[00:05] N
    The nurse's office, after school.
SIGN    Misenai Kanan
SIGN    Birthday: March 24
SIGN    Sign: Aries
SIGN    Height: 160cm
SIGN    Weight: 50kg
SIGN    Blood type: B
[00:07] N
    Alone with third-year health
    committee member Kanan-chan.
[00:10] N
    Doge Suwaru wants
    to see Kanan-chan's panties.
[00:14] N
    He's going to have to grovel
    and beg to see her panties!
[00:18] N
    Let's dogeza!
[00:20] Kanan
    You want to see my panties?
[00:22] Doge
    Y-Yeah, I do!
[00:23] Kanan
    Yeah? You do, huh?
[00:26] Doge
    H-Huh?!
[00:26] Doge
    It only took ten seconds?!
[00:28] Kanan
    I don't know...
[00:30] N
    (It doesn't look like it's going to
    work out this time around.)
[00:32] Doge
    Damn it!
[00:36] Kanan
    I mean...
[00:40] Kanan
    I'm not wearing any.
[00:42] Doge
    Hurg!
[00:43] Doge
    Y-Y-Yeah, right!
[00:45] Doge
    There's no way you aren't...
[00:46] Doge
    Haah, haah...
[00:48] N
    (Turns out, they're both perverts.)
[00:50] Kanan
    You're no fun.
[00:52] Kanan
    I really am not wearing any.
[00:54] Kanan
    Peekaboo!
[00:55] Kanan
    Peekaboo!
[00:56] Kanan
    Peekaboo!
[00:56] Doge
    N-N-N-No way...
[00:59] Doge
    Who does that?
[01:07] Kanan
    Look, I'm not wearing any.
[01:12] Doge
    Bwahhh!
[01:14] N
    (I like where this is going.)
[01:15] Kanan
    See? I told you.
[01:17] Kanan
    So I can't show you my panties.
[01:25] Kanan
    See?
[01:28] Doge
    Hurgle!
[01:39] N
    (Nice, girl!)
[01:40] N
    (This is great!)
[01:41] Doge
    Ughh!
[01:42] Doge
    I've already won, haven't I?
[01:44] Doge
    Mission accomplished, right?
[01:46] Doge
    This defeats the point of the show,
    but for today, that's all right!
[01:51] Doge
    Hm?
[01:52] Doge
    What's this string?
[01:56] Doge
    Urghhh!
[01:57] N
    (She tricked him!)
[01:58] N
    (She totally tricked him!)
[02:00] Kanan
    H-Hey!
[02:02] Doge
    You lied to me!
[02:03] Doge
    How could you lie to me?!
[02:03] Doge
    How could you?!
[02:06] Kanan
    Don't pull on that!
[02:07] Kanan
    I'm sorry!
[02:08] ---
    Hrngh!
[02:10] Kanan
    No, no, no!
[02:11] Kanan
    It'll come off!
[02:12] Kanan
    It'll come off!
[02:14] Kanan
    I'm sorry!
[02:16] Kanan
    I'm sorry for lying!
[02:17] Kanan
    So please, stop!
SIGN    End card: Unasaka
[03:20] Kanan
    I'm sorry! I won't lie anymore!
[03:22] Kanan
    Forgive me! I'm begging you! Please?
[03:25] Kanan
    Psych! Fooled you!

E4 - Hardboiled Dogezaland
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[00:05] N
    There I was, in the library, after school.
SIGN    Murakami Sanami
SIGN    Birthday: June 27
SIGN    Sign: Cancer
SIGN    Height: 155cm
SIGN    Weight: 52kg
SIGN    Blood type: O
[00:08] N
    Alone, with a bookworm girl whose
    face glowed orange in the sunset.
[00:10] N
    I must grovel.
[00:13] N
    I understand it is crude and inappropriate.
[00:15] N
    And yet, I groveled.
[00:17] N
    It was fate.
[00:20] Doge
    This book was great.
[00:22] Murakami
    I'm glad I recommended it.
[00:24] N
    She smiled, as she gave a bashful smile.
[00:27] Doge
    It's a quiet day.
[00:28] Doge
    And the sunset is beautiful.
[00:30] Doge
    Like the evening in "My Name is Aram."
[00:33] Murakami
    William Saroyan's magnum opus.
[00:36] N
    She blushed ever so slightly,
    her doe eyes gleaming.
[00:40] N
    Sanami gazed at me.
[00:43] Murakami
    I'm sorry, I...
[00:45] Doge
    What's the matter?
[00:46] Doge
    You look to me as Juliet looks to Romeo.
[00:50] Murakami
    N-No, I...
[00:52] Murakami
    This is embarrassing.
[00:53] N
    Like a damsel in love,
    Sanami was, and precious.
[00:57] N
    And her chest was so very full.
[00:58] N
    I could not help but be captivated.
[01:01] Doge
    You don't have to be so shy.
[01:03] Murakami
    S-Senpai, please don't stare at me like that.
[01:07] ---
    
[01:07] ---
    
[01:08] Doge
    Show me your boobs.
[01:10] Doge
    Show me your boobs, please!
[01:12] Doge
    I'm begging you!
[01:13] N
    Sanami was struck by a
    brief wave of dizziness.
[01:16] N
    But I must not relent in my groveling.
[01:20] Murakami
    My boobs?
[01:21] Murakami
    What the heck?
[01:22] Murakami
    Y-You're groveling! Why?
[01:25] Doge
    I must bear
[01:26] Doge
    witness
[01:27] Doge
    to your
[01:27] Doge
    bountiful bosom!
[01:28] Murakami
    Th-These aren't boobs!
[01:31] Murakami
    This is just blubber!
[01:32] Murakami
    Excess fat!
[01:34] N
    (Sanami is sent into a daze
    by the embarrassment.)
[01:36] N
    (My confidence grew stronger as I persisted.)
[01:40] Doge
    Sorry, uh,
[01:41] Doge
    can I see them again?
[01:42] Murakami
    See?
[01:44] Doge
    Wait, no, where?
[01:45] Doge
    Can you stand straighter?
[01:46] Murakami
    See? Look.
[01:48] Murakami
    These aren't boobs.
[01:50] ---
    Hmm?
[01:51] Doge
    That's so weird, I can't see them.
[01:52] ---
    What's going on?
[01:53] Murakami
    Look!
[01:54] Murakami
    Look!
[01:54] Murakami
    Look!
[01:56] Doge
    Huh?!
[01:57] Doge
    Where?!
[01:58] ---
    What?!
[01:58] Doge
    Where are they?
[01:59] Murakami
    See? They're just lumps of meat!
[02:01] ---
    What?
[02:01] ---
    What?!
[02:02] Murakami
    Okay?
[02:04] ---
    Oh!
[02:04] Doge
    Oh, that?
[02:05] Doge
    Is that it?
[02:06] Murakami
    I told you there's no
    point in looking at them!
[02:08] Doge
    I think I kinda saw them.
[02:11] Murakami
    Look!
[02:14] Murakami
    You tricked me?
[02:16] Murakami
    Well?
[02:18] Doge
    They're beautiful.
[03:20] Murakami
    Do you like literature?
SIGN    End card: Kaisen Chuui
SIGN    Check us out again
[03:21] Murakami
    I love Haruki-san.
[03:23] Murakami
    They say his work is complicated,
[03:25] Murakami
    but to me, trying to understand 
    it is part of the fun.

E5 - Hey There!
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[00:05] N
    This is Akari-chan,
    Suwaru's childhood friend who moved to
SIGN    Ohsaka Akari
SIGN    Birthday: May 26
SIGN    Sign: Gemini
SIGN    Height: 158cm
SIGN    Weight: 49kg
SIGN    Blood type: B
[00:08] N
    Osaka right after finishing preschool.
[00:09] N
    Some years pass,
    and Suwaru is in high school.
[00:13] N
    Akari-chan has transferred
    to his school from Osaka.
[00:15] N
    Things are definitely going to
    heat up in the gym after school!
[00:18] N
    What's the plan, Suwaru?
[00:20] Doge
    Well, I can finally take a break.
[00:22] Doge
    Thanks for helping me carry all that stuff.
[00:25] Doge
    It was heavy.
[00:26] Akari
    Sure.
[00:28] Doge
    It's been such a long time
    since we talked together.
[00:31] Doge
    Since preschool, right?
[00:32] Akari
    Y-Yeah.
[00:34] Doge
    What's the matter?
[00:36] N
    (What's up with this vibe?)
[00:38] Akari
    N-Nothing.
[00:39] Akari
    It's not...
[00:41] Doge
    She seems kind of out of it...
[00:44] Doge
    I should try to cheer her up...
[00:45] Akari
    What is it?
[00:47] Akari
    Could you stop staring at me like that?
[00:49] N
    (She's nothing like her usual self.)
[00:51] Doge
    Hey.
[00:51] Akari
    Y-Yeah?
[00:53] Doge
    I'd like to see your underwear.
[00:54] Doge
    Please!
[00:55] Doge
    I'm begging you!
[00:56] Akari
    Huh?!
[00:57] Akari
    What are you groveling for?!
[00:58] Akari
    Why would I show you my underwear?!
[01:01] Akari
    What are you, stupid?
[01:02] Akari
    I'd only show someone I like!
[01:04] Akari
    Someone I...
[01:06] Akari
    Just die!
[01:07] N
    (Thank goodness, she's back to being herself.)
[01:09] Doge
    "Die"?! Isn't that a bit harsh?
[01:11] Doge
    Did you really have to take it that far?!
[01:13] Akari
    Pervert!
[01:14] Akari
    Idiot!
[01:14] Akari
    Die!
[01:15] Doge
    Nice! She's back to normal.
[01:17] Doge
    Good!
[01:18] N
    (Not "good.")
[01:19] Doge
    Come on, I'm begging you!
[01:21] Doge
    Please! Come on!
[01:22] Doge
    They do say "Panties between
    keeps friendship green"!
[01:24] N
    (They do not.)
[01:25] Akari
    What the hell?!
[01:26] Akari
    Even if you keep asking, I'm not doing it.
[01:29] Doge
    That's why I'm begging.
[01:31] Doge
    You know, like "Surprise! Panties!"?
[01:33] N
    (I do not.)
[01:33] Doge
    We were destined to be here together.
[01:35] Doge
    You shouldn't let that go to waste.
[01:36] Doge
    It's a once-in-a-lifetime-night-stand.
[01:39] N
    (You're not making any sense.)
[01:40] Akari
    You're so persistent, idiot!
[01:43] Akari
    There.
[01:43] Akari
    Happy, now?
[01:45] Akari
    I can't show you any more.
[01:47] Doge
    Huh?
[01:47] Doge
    Eh?!
[01:48] Doge
    Whoa!
[01:49] Akari
    This is so embarrassing.
[01:51] Akari
    I can't take anymore.
[01:54] Doge
    Thank you!
[01:54] Doge
    You're the best!
[01:55] Doge
    Beautiful!
[01:56] Doge
    While you're at it, one more thing:
[01:58] Doge
    Could you face forward?
[02:00] Akari
    What are you, crazy?!
[02:01] Akari
    Jeez!
[02:02] Doge
    Please! Look, I'm begging you!
[02:05] N
    (You're so persistent.)
[02:06] Akari
    You're so persistent!
[02:07] Akari
    Why don't you go ahead and look, then?
[02:10] Akari
    Idiot! Dummy! Loser! Pervert! Die!
[02:13] Doge
    Ha!
[02:14] Doge
    I'm not dying!
[02:15] Akari
    That's a wrap!
[02:16] Akari
    Thank you.
[02:16] Doge
    Thank you.
[02:16] Doge
    Thank you.
[02:18] N
    (Ba-dum-tss.)
[03:20] Akari
    So, what did you think of my latest bit?
SIGN    End card: Harimoji
[03:23] Akari
    I have a show in Tokyo next week.
[03:26] Akari
    I have some new material lined up.
[03:27] Akari
    Hope to see you there!

E6 - Can't Become More Honest
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[00:05] N
    Calm and collected beauty, Rei-chan.
SIGN    Shioya Rei
SIGN    Birthday: August 8   Sign: Leo
SIGN    Height: 160 cm Weight: 50 kg
SIGN    Blood type: AB
[00:08] N
    Wide-open.
[00:09] N
    What? She's wide-open?!
[00:11] N
    Let's doge!
[00:13] N
    Huh? They're calling?
[00:15] N
    What? What's up?
[00:17] N
    Eh?!
[00:20] Doge
    Um, I'm terribly sorry...
[00:22] Doge
    This is such a rude request, but, um...
[00:25] Doge
    May I see your panties?
[00:28] Doge
    I'm begging you!
[00:30] Rei
    I don't mind.
[00:32] Doge
    Huh?
[00:33] Doge
    Eh? You're showing me already?
[00:34] Doge
    Eh? That's it?
[00:36] Doge
    That's how it ends?
[00:37] Rei
    Is it any fun about looking at
    a 100% cotton piece of cloth?
[00:41] Doge
    Y-Yeah, it is, sure.
[00:44] ---
    Huh?!
[00:45] Doge
    Is this girl all right?
[00:46] Doge
    Has she not read the script?
[00:48] Doge
    Bring me the manager.
[00:49] Doge
    They want me to wing it by myself?!
[00:51] Doge
    You're crazy!
[00:52] Doge
    Dude, bring me the director!
[00:54] ---
    Hm?
[00:54] Doge
    I'm being unprofessional?
[00:55] Doge
    I'm not.
[00:56] Doge
    I mean, clearly,
    this girl's not doing it right!
[00:58] N
    (I'm sorry!)
[00:59] N
    (I was sure we explained her part yesterday...)
[01:02] N
    (I guess she didn't quite understand.)
[01:05] N
    lmao
[01:07] Doge
    What is there not to understand?
[01:08] N
    (No, I'm truly sorry! lol)
[01:11] Rei
    Who are you takling to?
[01:12] Doge
    Talking? I'm not talking to anyone.
[01:14] Doge
    Sheesh, please don't get it so confused.
[01:16] Doge
    Yo! What do I do here?!
[01:18] N
    (Deal with it using this, please!)
[01:20] Doge
    What do you mean, "this"?!
[01:21] Doge
    This?!
[01:22] Doge
    Are you insane?
[01:23] Rei
    Are you looking?
[01:25] Doge
    Wow, what an amazing view!
[01:27] Doge
    I'm so happy!
[01:29] Doge
    Damn it, get over here!
[01:31] N
    (Jeez, what now?!)
[01:32] Doge
    You're going to snap at me?
[01:33] Doge
    Are you really going to snap at me?
[01:34] N
    (No, I'll admit our girl's messed up, but...)
[01:37] Doge
    So you're admitting it!
    What's with the attitude?!
[01:40] N
    (Tsk...)
[01:40] Doge
    Did you just click your tongue at me?!
[01:42] Doge
    You did, didn't you?!
[01:43] Rei
    Hey, are you done talking?
[01:45] Rei
    I'm cold.
[01:47] Doge
    W-Wait!
[01:47] Doge
    Just a second.
[01:48] Doge
    Give me just a second.
[01:49] Doge
    Wh-Wh-What do I do?
[01:51] Doge
    Oh, I know!
[01:52] Doge
    I think I'm just going
    to have to stare at this.
[01:54] Doge
    Yeah, I'll do that.
[01:55] Doge
    I'm just going to stare at this
    for the remainder of our time!
[02:00] Doge
    Wow, this cotton's so realistic.
[02:01] Doge
    What the heck? Wow!
[02:03] Rei
    H-Hey...
[02:04] ---
    Oh! Oh-ho-ho-ho!
[02:06] Rei
    You're so close.
[02:08] Doge
    Thank you.
[02:10] Rei
    Stop looking, idiot.
[02:12] Doge
    Your face?
[02:13] Doge
    Oh, you're more embarrassed about that?
[02:14] Doge
    Huh?
[02:15] Doge
    Staaare...
[02:16] Rei
    Stop it!
[02:18] Doge
    Staaaaaaare
[03:20] Rei
    Good work, everyone.
SIGN    End card: Kujo Ichiso
[03:21] Rei
    Huh, really?
[03:23] Rei
    I thought I handled it normally.
[03:25] Rei
    So it all worked out?
[03:26] Rei
    I see.
[03:27] Rei
    Thank you.

E7 - Can't Be More Honest
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[00:05] nar
    Alone with a cute classmate
    in the nurse's office.
SIGN    Kyan Tama
SIGN    Birthday: July 3
SIGN    Sign: Leo
SIGN    Height: 157cm
SIGN    Weight: 48kg
SIGN    Blood type: A
[00:08] nar
    Tama-chan is popular and full of life.
[00:10] nar
    Everyone loves her for
    her endearing character.
[00:12] nar
    Doge Suwaru has a craving to see her panties.
[00:15] nar
    Wildly, with the power of friendship,
[00:17] nar
    Dedication! Hope! Dogeza!
[00:20] dog
    Ow...
[00:21] dog
    Thanks, I didn't think
    I'd scrape my knee like that.
[00:24] lady
    I'm glad it wasn't too messed up.
[00:26] nar
    (Though his personality
    is definitely messed up.)
[00:28] dog
    You sure are cute, though.
[00:31] dog
    The whole class has been complimenting you.
[00:34] lady
    Really?
[00:35] lady
    Thanks.
[00:37] dog
    What kind of panties do you usually wear?
[00:39] nar
    (Get straight to brass tacks.)
[00:40] lady
    What do you mean?
[00:42] lady
    They're pretty normal.
[00:44] dog
    Normal? Normal, huh?
[00:47] dog
    What kind are they?
[00:49] lady
    Same as everyone else.
[00:51] dog
    Boxers?
[00:53] dog
    Briefs?
[00:54] nar
    (Jeez, you're so persistent. Why do you care?)
[00:56] lady
    Are you really that curious?
[00:58] dog
    Normal could mean a lot of
    things though, couldn't it?
[01:00] dog
    My "normal,"
[01:02] dog
    your "normal"...
[01:03] lady
    I-I see.
[01:05] lady
    You're so deep, Senpai.
[01:07] nar
    (How?!)
[01:08] dog
    So, anyway, can I see your panties?
[01:11] lady
    What?! Why are you groveling?!
[01:14] lady
    Please raise your head.
[01:16] lady
    My panties, huh?
[01:17] nar
    (She's not completely against it?!)
[01:18] dog
    I'm begging you. Just a peek.
[01:20] dog
    Please!
[01:22] lady
    S-Sure.
[01:24] dog
    Huh? Yes! Thanks! Let's get started.
[01:27] nar
    You move way too quick.
[01:28] lady
    I feel shy about lifting my skirt myself.
[01:32] lady
    Could you do it, Senpai?
[01:33] lady
    This is so embarrassing.
[01:36] dog
    Sure thing.
[01:37] nar
    (You should be happier!)
[01:43] dog
    Huh? Eh? Um...
[01:45] lady
    I change my mind! It's to embarrassing!
[01:46] lady
    Wait!
[01:48] dog
    But you said yes.
[01:49] dog
    Hngh!
[01:50] dog
    Arrrrrrrgh!
[01:51] lady
    I just changed to no!
[01:54] dog
    Nngh...
[01:55] dog
    Courage! You only live once!
[01:57] dog
    Nngh...
[01:59] nar
    (She's pretty strong.)
[02:01] lady
    Please, not right now!
[02:03] dog
    Don't say
[02:05] dog
    thaaaat!
[02:09] lady
    Senpai, you idiot!
[02:10] lady
    I said no!
[02:13] dog
    Oh, because it's gone hard.
[02:15] lady
    Please stop staring like that.
[02:17] lady
    It's not anything you haven't seen before.
SIGN    End card: Neibi
[03:20] lady
    Huh, that's the kind of 
    panties you wear, huh?
[03:23] lady
    Could I touch them?
[03:24] lady
    What? That's going too far?
[03:26] lady
    Even if I grovel for it?
[03:28] lady
    I'm begging you!
[03:28] dog
    Please, no!

E8 - I'm a Baby Now
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[00:05] N
    The school hallway, after school.
[00:06] N
    A girl with ample breasts passes
    by, her silver hair flowing.
SIGN    Toyofusa Urara
SIGN    Birthday: February 19
SIGN    Sign: Pisces
SIGN    Height: 158cm
SIGN    Weight: 55kg
SIGN    Blood type: AB
[00:10] N
    Doge Suwaru has a craving to see
    second-year Toyofusa Urara-chan's boobs.
[00:14] N
    He's going to have to grovel
    for a look at her boobs.
[00:17] N
    Let's dogeza!
[00:21] Urara
    M-My boobs?!
[00:23] Doge
    Y-Yeah.
[00:24] Doge
    I want to see your boobs.
[00:25] N
    (Getting right to it, I see.)
[00:27] Urara
    I-I can't.
[00:29] Doge
    That's what they all say at first.
[00:30] N
    (You say that like you're
    some kind of professional.)
[00:32] Urara
    B-Besides, they're for feeding babies.
[00:36] Doge
    What?! Really?!
[00:37] Doge
    Babies eat boobs?
[00:39] Doge
    I don't know about that...
[00:40] N
    (Does that really need answering?)
[00:42] Urara
    It's true.
[00:43] N
    (Why did you have to stop to think?)
[00:45] Doge
    Wait a second...
[00:46] Doge
    Does that mean, if I become
    a baby, I can get fed?
[00:49] N
    (What kind of logic is that?)
[00:50] Doge
    Man, I'm getting so hungry all of a sudden.
[00:55] Doge
    I might faint.
[00:56] Doge
    I need to eat...
[00:57] Doge
    I mean drink, or I'll collapse.
[00:59] Doge
    I'll collapse!
[00:59] Doge
    Please, milk for the needy!
[01:01] Urara
    You aren't a baby, though Senpai.
[01:04] Urara
    You don't need milk.
[01:06] Doge
    Huh?
[01:07] Doge
    But I'm a baby.
[01:08] Doge
    How could I be anything but a baby?
[01:10] Doge
    Ngyah! Ngyaah... Ogyaah! Ogyaaaah!
[01:12] Doge
    Am I even okay?!
[01:13] N
    (He doesn't have an ounce of shame.)
[01:14] Doge
    Hughiii
[01:14] Doge
    Fugiiiigiii
[01:14] Urara
    S-Senpai!
[01:15] Doge
    Fugiiiigiiii
[01:18] Doge
    Ogyaaaah
[01:19] Doge
    J-Just lift up your cardigan!
[01:21] Doge
    Ogyah! Ogyaaaah
[01:22] Doge
    Ogyaah!
[01:22] N
    (And he's talking.)
[01:22] Doge
    Ogyah!
[01:23] Doge
    Ogyaah!
[01:23] Doge
    Ogyaah!
[01:23] Urara
    S-Senpai!
[01:24] Doge
    Ogyaaaaah!
[01:25] Doge
    Fugiiii
[01:25] Urara
    That's not good!
[01:26] Doge
    Fugiiiigiiii
[01:27] N
    (She took it off.)
[01:28] Doge
    Fugiiii
[01:29] Doge
    Ogyaaaaaaaaah!
[01:31] Urara
    Are you a baby, Senpai?
[01:33] Urara
    Are you actually?
[01:36] Doge
    Fugiiii
[01:36] Doge
    Fugiiii
[01:37] Doge
    Mm
[01:37] Doge
    Fugiiiigiiii
[01:38] Doge
    Ogya!
[01:38] Doge
    M-M-Mama...
[01:39] Doge
    Mama...
[01:39] Urara
    Mama? Me? A mommy?
[01:40] Doge
    Mama...
[01:41] Doge
    Mama...
[01:41] Doge
    Mama...
[01:42] N
    (You aren't a mommy!)
[01:43] N
    (Wake up!)
[01:46] Urara
    I have to protect my baby.
[01:48] Urara
    I have to protect baby Senpai.
[01:50] N
    (How did you reach that conclusion?!)
[01:51] Urara
    Will baby Senpai do as Mommy
    says if I show you my boobs?
[01:57] Doge
    Mm.
[01:57] Doge
    Ogyaaaaaaaah!
[02:01] Urara
    I'll give you some milk.
[02:17] Urara
    Mommy's so embarrassed.
[03:20] Urara
    You're having Mommy's 
    special porridge for lunch.
SIGN    End card: Oryou
[03:23] Urara
    Say "ahh."
[03:25] Urara
    Don't do that.
[03:26] Urara
    You have to eat.

E9 - Heaven or Hell
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[00:05] N
    Doge Suwaru is at the
    dentist for a bad tooth.
SIGN    Aneha Yua
    Birthday: September 1    Sign: Virgo
    Height: 161cm             Weight: 55kg
    Blood type: O
[00:07] N
    There, he discovers giant mammaries!
[00:09] N
    But Doge Suwaru doesn't like anesthetics.
[00:12] N
    He's going to have to grovel
    and beg to see them!
[00:14] N
    Huh? You don't want anesthetics?
[00:15] N
    Dentists suck, huh?
[00:17] N
    No, have some courage!
[00:18] N
    You aren't a child anymore.
[00:20] Aneha
    So...
[00:22] Aneha
    You have a pretty bad tooth,
[00:24] Aneha
    so we're going to give you some
    anesthetic and remove your nerves.
[00:27] Aneha
    Do you have any resistance to anesthetics?
[00:30] Doge
    I-Is there a way to do
    this without anesthetics?
[00:33] Doge
    Also, if I may ask...
[00:35] Aneha
    What is it?
[00:36] Aneha
    Huh? D-Doge-san?
[00:38] Doge
    Please show me your boobs.
[00:40] N
    (Just get your teeth fixed.)
[00:42] Aneha
    M-My boobs?
[00:44] Doge
    Also, please take your mask off.
[00:46] Aneha
    Don't be silly!
[00:48] Aneha
    Just lie down, please!
[00:51] N
    (Yeah, lie down!)
[00:52] Doge
    I can't!
[00:53] Doge
    Not until you show me your boobs!
[00:55] Aneha
    Keep it down!
[00:57] Aneha
    Stop it, already!
[00:59] N
    (Yeah, stop it!)
[01:01] Doge
    And your mask...
[01:04] Aneha
    That's enough! Lie down, please!
[01:06] Aneha
    Otherwise, I'm going to
    have to ask you to leave.
[01:09] Doge
    I'll do any...
[01:10] Doge
    Huh? What? Huh?
[01:12] ---
    E-E-Eeeeeeeee!
[01:14] Aneha
    What's wrong?
[01:15] ---
    Dyah!
[01:17] ---
    Ahdeh!
[01:18] Aneha
    Oh, no!
[01:18] ---
    Aaaaaa!!
[01:20] Doge
    I-I'm sorry!
[01:21] Doge
    Do something, please!
[01:22] Doge
    It hurts! It's killing me!
[01:24] Aneha
    Just lie down and open your mouth!
[01:28] Doge
    I-I can't!
[01:28] Doge
    Not that big needle!
[01:30] ---
    Nooooo!
[01:31] Aneha
    C-Calm down! Hey!
[01:32] ---
    Owwwwww!
[01:34] ---
    Nhiiiiii!
[01:35] N
    (Quit squirming!)
[01:36] Aneha
    What do I do?
[01:40] Doge
    Ow! Ow! Ow!
[01:43] ---
    Egh!
[01:43] ---
    Eeeeeee!
[01:44] ---
    Ungh!
[01:45] ---
    Hehehehehe
[01:46] Doge
    More!
[01:47] Doge
    No! No!
[01:49] ---
    Ah!
[01:50] ---
    Nah!
[01:52] ---
    Dyaaaaaaah!
[01:54] ---
    Dah!
[01:54] ---
    Hah!
[02:09] Aneha
    This is our secret.
[02:10] Aneha
    Does this make things easier?
[02:13] Aneha
    You said you'd do anything.
[02:15] Aneha
    Now, open your mouth.
[03:20] Aneha
    What do I do if that boy squirms again?
SIGN    End card: Yanyo
[03:22] Aneha
    Do I have to show him my boobs again?
[03:25] Aneha
    Huh? I'm not happy about it!
[03:27] Aneha
    What are you talking about?

E10 - How's Work Going?
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[00:05] N
    Doge Suwaru is here to work as an assistant
SIGN    Ninose San'nose
SIGN    Birthday: October 12 Sign: Libra
SIGN    Height: 155cm Weight: 48kg Blood type: A
[00:08] N
    to up-and coming manga artist
    Ninose San'nose-sensei.
[00:10] N
    Suwaru had secret aspirations
    to write manga about boobs.
[00:13] N
    To that end, he must see Sensei's boobs.
[00:17] N
    Is he going to get a chance to
    see them before the deadline?
[00:20] Doge
    Ninose-sensei, the drafts are finished.
[00:22] Ninose
    Thank you.
[00:23] Ninose
    Sorry to dump this all
    on you. I appreciate it.
[00:25] Doge
    It's fine.
[00:26] Doge
    I'm grateful to have an opportunity
    to experience your work first-hand.
[00:30] N
    (Surprisingly upright.)
[00:31] Ninose
    Good for you, being so eager to learn.
[00:33] Ninose
    I kid.
[00:34] Doge
    Master said to practice working
    with traditional mediums first.
[00:37] Ninose
    Yeah? Master sure hasn't changed.
[00:40] Doge
    Did Master tell you to start
    with traditional mediums, too?
[00:44] N
    (Master sure is amazing.)
[00:46] Ninose
    Yeah.
[00:46] Ninose
    "You need to get good with
    analog tools, first."
[00:49] Ninose
    Digital is so much more convenient,
    once you get used to it, though.
[00:52] Doge
    Huh?!
[00:52] Doge
    Then isn't it a waste of time
    for me to learn traditional?
[00:55] Ninose
    Of course not.
[00:56] Ninose
    People like my digital art because I 
    had experience with physical tools.
[01:01] N
    (She really knows what to say.)
[01:03] Doge
    I see.
[01:04] Doge
    Sensei, I hate to ask, but I'm having
    a hard time drawing this character.
[01:08] Doge
    If only there were a real
    reference I could see...
[01:10] Doge
    Before the deadline.
[01:11] Ninose
    Yeah, I guess you kind of do
    need to see the real thing.
[01:13] Ninose
    Wait, why are you groveling?
[01:15] Doge
    I want to see the real thing so I 
    can draw, so I can express it!
[01:19] N
    (Here we go.)
[01:20] Ninose
    What?!
[01:21] Ninose
    I'm busy as hell right now.
[01:22] Ninose
    Are you crazy?
[01:23] Ninose
    The editor's waiting for me!
[01:25] N
    (You're a total pain in the ass.)
[01:27] Doge
    I know!
[01:28] Doge
    So, please!
[01:28] Doge
    I'd like to see your beautiful little boobs!
[01:31] Doge
    Please let me see them!
[01:33] Doge
    We don't have time!
[01:35] N
    (You're the one wasting time!)
[01:37] Ninose
    Well, sorry I have small boobs.
[01:39] Ninose
    Shut up!
[01:40] Ninose
    Hurry up and get drawing!
[01:41] Ninose
    I'll beat the shit out of you!
[01:42] N
    (Beat the shit out of him!)
[01:44] Doge
    I can't! I need to see the real thing!
SIGN    Clack Clack Clack Clack
[01:46] Doge
    The deadline's coming up!
[01:48] N
    (Who's the one wasting time?!)
[01:51] Doge
    Sensei!
[01:51] Doge
    We're out of time!
[01:52] Doge
    Please undress, quick!
[01:54] Doge
    Please!
[01:54] Doge
    For all the readers out there
    waiting to read your work!
[01:58] N
    (You're insane!)
[01:59] Ninose
    Damn it, what the hell! Why me?
[02:02] N
    (I don't think you have to do it.)
[02:13] Ninose
    If your work sucks after all
    this, I'm going to kill you.
[02:18] Doge
    Thank you!
SIGN    End card: sakiyamama
[03:20] Ninose
    What a mess.
[03:22] Ninose
    Anyway...
[03:27] Ninose
    That hits the spot!

E11 - Class 4 Hazardous Materials
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SIGN    Yuseki Natsumi
SIGN    Birthday   :  November 6th
    Height      : 158cm
    Blood type: B
SIGN    Sign      : Scorpio
    Weight  : 53kg
[00:05] N
    It'd been a while since Doge Suwaru and his
    dad had spent some quality time together.
[00:09] N
    They stop for some gas.
    All filled up, good to go.
[00:12] N
    All boobed up, good to go.
[00:14] N
    Dogeza fully charged.
[00:14] N
    Isooctane!
[00:15] N
    Trimethylpentane!
[00:17] N
    Class 1 petroleum products!
[00:23] Doge
    It's been a while since we went out together.
[00:26] Dad
    Yeah, it has.
[00:27] Dad
    How've you been lately?
[00:28] Dad
    Working hard?
[00:30] Doge
    Huh?
[00:31] Doge
    You were the narrator, Dad?!
[00:33] Dad
    What are you talking about?
[00:35] Doge
    No, I mean, of course, I'm working hard.
[00:38] Doge
    I think I'm sharper these days, too.
[00:40] Dad
    Oh? Talking big now, huh?
[00:42] Doge
    That's it?
[00:44] Dad
    What did you expect me to say?
[00:45] Doge
    No, nothing.
[00:46] Doge
    Never mind.
[00:47] Dad
    Fine...
[00:49] Dad
    Hey, you, may I ask...
[00:51] Dad
    Could you show me your boobs?
    I'm begging you.
[00:54] Doge
    What?! Already?!
[00:55] Doge
    How are you even groveling?
[00:58] Yuseki
    No way, it's not that simple.
[01:01] Yuseki
    You're going to need more than
    100 octane to see my boobs.
[01:04] Doge
    What's with the jargon?
[01:06] Dad
    Oh?
[01:07] Dad
    You're pretty knowledgeable to
    compare to octane, aren't you?
[01:10] Dad
    Then fill me up on isooctane.
[01:13] Doge
    Wait, I thought octanes were
    a measure of the price of gas.
[01:18] Yuseki
    Are you serious?
[01:20] Yuseki
    Isooctane is 100 octane.
[01:23] Yuseki
    But a fill-up?
[01:26] Yuseki
    We don't get too many fill-ups lately.
[01:28] Yuseki
    Dad says business is tough these days.
[01:31] Doge
    Huh? Are you actually considering it?
[01:33] Doge
    Think about where you are!
[01:35] Dad
    They're having trouble staying open
    because of the bad economy, huh?
[01:38] Doge
    What are you suggesting that the
    economy has to do with boobs?!
[01:40] Yuseki
    Business has been tough for us lately.
[01:43] Dad
    All right.
[01:44] Dad
    I want to help you.
[01:45] Dad
    If you show me your boobs,
    I shall buy a ton of gas tickets.
[01:50] Dad
    Hrmph!
[01:51] Doge
    Don't "Hrmph" me!
[01:54] Doge
    What?!
[01:55] Doge
    You're actually going to do it?!
[02:10] Yuseki
    Fill 'er up!
[02:15] both
    Thank you very much!
[02:15] both
    Thank you very much!
SIGN    End card: Nishida
[03:20] Yuseki
    Seriously?!
[03:21] Yuseki
    That guy ended up paying twenty times.
[03:25] Yuseki
    Dad's going to be so happy this month.
[03:27] Yuseki
    Thank goodness.

E12 - She Made Herself My Sister
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SIGN    Omoi Ayame
    
    Birthday: December 17  Sign: Sagittarius
    Height: 153cm                   Weight: 44kg
    Blood type: AB
[00:19] Doge
    Who is that?
[00:21] Doge
    I don't care if it's pervy.
    I want to see your boobs!
[00:25] Lady
    You want to see my boobs, Nii-sama?
[00:31] Doge
    You don't have a sister, do you, Suwaru?
[00:33] Lady
    You've finally taken to me.
[00:36] Doge
    Again, who are you?
[00:38] Lady
    This is embarrassing for me,
[00:40] Lady
    but if you're going to grovel,
    I'll have to show you, won't I?
[00:45] Doge
    I don't think she's a relative, either.
[00:52] Doge
    Wow, no one's been as quick to show me her boobs.
[00:58] Doge
    Oi, Suwaru, be careful.
[01:19] Doge
    Oi! Oi! Look out!
[01:40] Lady
    Amazing. Your blood is so beautiful, Nii-sama.
[01:44] Lady
    Now you're all mine.
[02:45] Doge
    What the?
[02:47] Doge
    It's all dark.
[02:49] Doge
    I can't see anything.
[02:51] Doge
    Right.
[02:53] Doge
    I got stabbed.
[03:00] Doge
    What is this place?
[03:03] Doge
    No... Another world?!
[03:06] Doge
    I see...
[03:09] Doge
    I get it!
[03:12] Doge
    God...
[03:16] Doge
    You're telling me to grovel
    in this world, aren't you?!
SIGN    Dogeza
[03:20] Doge
    When I awoke, I was in another world.
SIGN    End card: Funatsu Kazuki
[03:22] Doge
    I'll grovel my way through this world, too!
[03:24] Doge
    Next week, a new series: I Reincarnated as
    a Hero Who Saves the World By Groveling!
[03:28] Doge
    You better watch!