# E4 - Kids Are Kids and Parents Are Parents (but Also Human Beings), and It Takes All Kinds, but They Get Through It Together, Right?
Source: [Crunchyroll](https://www.crunchyroll.com/watch/GYQW7WWEY/kids-are-kids-and-parents-are-parents-but-also-human-beings-and-it-takes-all-kinds-but-they-get-through-it-together-right)
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**[00:01] ---**
Hey, it's been a while! It's me, your mom!
**[00:04] ---**
Hey! What are you doing here?
**[00:05] ---**
You and Dad got divorced,
so what are you doing here?
**[00:08] ---**
We're going to play this.
**[00:13] ---**
No way in hell
am I playing a game with you!
**[00:16] ---**
By the way, we can't leave the game
unless we become close.
**[00:20] ---**
Now, let's have a fun adventure together, Genya!
**[00:22] ---**
Don't call me that!
**[00:26] ---**
Mom, I'll keep them busy, so can you—
**[00:29] ---**
Enemies and hot guys
will kneel before my power!
**[00:38] ---**
Hey!
**[00:41] ---**
Adventurer's Guild
**[00:41] ---**
- I'm done!
- Done with what?
**[00:44] ---**
It's not going well, I know,
but I'm trying my best—
**[00:47] ---**
Like hell you are!
You're just screwing around!
**[00:50] ---**
I've had enough!
**[01:01] ---**
Was I asleep? Why?
**[01:04] ---**
You fell asleep because of Ms. Mama's lap!
**[01:06] ---**
You don't have to say it like a famous saying.
**[01:09] ---**
You were all stressed out, huh?
**[01:11] ---**
Well? Are you okay now?
**[01:13] ---**
There's drool on your mouth, young lady.
**[01:16] ---**
Can you really meet your mother again
if you're being so lazy?
**[01:20] ---**
Okay, if that's what you want...
**[01:22] ---**
I can use you as an example
of how I'm feeling.
**[01:27] ---**
Bara la Magia bel mirale...
**[01:31] ---**
Morte!
**[01:31] ---**
Death
**[01:32] ---**
You idiot! That's...
**[03:11] ---**
Kids Are Kids and Parents Are Parents but Also Human Beings,
and It Takes All Kinds, but They Get Through It Together, Right?
**[03:11] ---**
A coffin appeared out of nowhere.
**[03:15] ---**
Unbelievably, inside was...
**[03:16] ---**
I guess we should bring her back.
**[03:18] ---**
Spara la Magia pel mirale...
**[03:22] ---**
Revival
**[03:22] ---**
Rianimato!
**[03:26] ---**
I knew that when I opened my eyes again,
**[03:30] ---**
I had faith that I would see
your smiling faces.
**[03:34] ---**
But I inform you that I would've rather been revived
after the branch impaling me was dealt with...
**[03:45] ---**
Welcome back!
**[03:47] ---**
I told them that the Empress is my mom.
**[03:51] ---**
So now my mom and I are going to have
a family meeting, by force, if necessary.
**[03:56] ---**
Then as your guide, I, Shiraaaase, shall infoooorm you
about some additional facts about her.
**[04:05] ---**
Indeed, I shall infoooorm you.
**[04:08] ---**
For my name is Shirase.
**[04:10] ---**
Nothing throws you off your game, does it?
**[04:12] ---**
First, the Empress of Night
is actually Wise's mother.
**[04:16] ---**
Her real name is Kazuno.
**[04:19] ---**
A test player who's gone out of control
and started pursuing her own disgusting hobbies.
**[04:26] ---**
She's an embarrassment to our family!
**[04:28] ---**
Like Wise, she's a sage.
**[04:31] ---**
Her starting bonus was a book of spells
that allows her to use any magic in the game.
**[04:38] ---**
Wise, you had a rough time, too, huh?
**[04:41] ---**
I sure did!
**[04:42] ---**
There was nothing for me to do during a fight!
**[04:45] ---**
I know! I know exactly what you're saying!
**[04:47] ---**
Kazuno also managed to save
an immense amount of SP,
**[04:51] ---**
and learn the cast cancel skill.
**[04:55] ---**
Also, she seems to have an invincible defense skill,
which isn't part of the game.
**[05:00] ---**
Do you mean a cheat?
**[05:02] ---**
A cheat?
**[05:03] ---**
Basically, something that's unfair
and against the rules.
**[05:07] ---**
She's likely using some kind of cheating tool
that she acquired from the outside.
**[05:12] ---**
In addition to her invincibility, she's also forcing
the NPCs to do things they weren't designed to do.
**[05:18] ---**
I knew she was up to something
she wasn't telling me about...
**[05:21] ---**
My mom is so dumb.
**[05:23] ---**
Illegal actions like this are harshly penalized.
**[05:27] ---**
The fine could stretch into
the hundreds of millions of yen!
**[05:31] ---**
A fine in the hundreds of millions of yen?
**[05:35] ---**
This is worse than I thought,
but we can still do something, right?
**[05:40] ---**
Since you're in the game,
why not do something within the game's rules?
**[05:45] ---**
Do you mean...
**[05:46] ---**
If you can bring this incident
to a heartwarming conclusion,
**[05:50] ---**
one that brings the two of you closer together,
**[05:54] ---**
I can write the report in a way
that'll look good to my superiors.
**[05:58] ---**
So...
**[06:02] ---**
So us three are participating
in Wise's family's quest and clearing it.
**[06:06] ---**
Is that okay, Wise?
**[06:08] ---**
Of course!
**[06:09] ---**
I'll do my best, too!
**[06:11] ---**
That's right. It's best to resolve this with words,
but since we're up against Wise's mother...
**[06:17] ---**
Let's have Porta get
some items ready, just in case.
**[06:20] ---**
Right!
**[06:21] ---**
And Mom...
**[06:22] ---**
It feels kind of inappropriate
to get involved in another family's issues...
**[06:28] ---**
But I think it's time to get nosy!
**[06:31] ---**
With Mommy's maximum firepower!
**[06:33] ---**
This is a heartwarming scene,
so I won't say anything.
**[06:37] ---**
So that's our plan, Shirase.
**[06:39] ---**
Understood.
**[06:40] ---**
Then, using the forbidden power
hidden with me,
**[06:44] ---**
I will guide you to the Empress.
**[06:48] ---**
The operations team has just informed me
that she's currently opened another window
**[06:53] ---**
and is illegally rewriting the system.
**[06:56] ---**
which leaves me with but one choice...
**[07:00] ---**
Activating special authority!
**[07:01] ---**
Unbelievably powerful ultimate magic!
**[07:03] ---**
BA-N-HAM-MER!
**[07:03] ---**
Admin Intervention
**[07:07] ---**
What a terrifying ultimate spell!
**[07:16] ---**
Oh my!
**[07:18] ---**
Here she comes!
**[07:23] ---**
Well, hello there.
**[07:26] ---**
What the hell is wrong with her?
**[07:29] ---**
C-Calm down, Wise!
**[07:30] ---**
I don't want that to be my mom!
**[07:33] ---**
You're always such an annoyance.
**[07:37] ---**
Hey, let's talk first!
**[07:39] ---**
Furulso di Lava!
**[07:47] ---**
So she doesn't even want to talk, huh?
**[07:49] ---**
If that's how it's going to be...
**[07:51] ---**
Spara la Magia bel mirale...
**[07:54] ---**
Blizzard
**[07:54] ---**
Viento nieve!
**[07:55] ---**
Also, Gyattsuo Gulmo!
**[07:56] ---**
Glacier
**[08:13] ---**
Oh my. Then...
**[08:18] ---**
She's controlling the in-game objects?
**[08:21] ---**
Damn! Not good if we're in
the middle of a forest!
**[08:26] ---**
Leave it to Mommy!
**[08:28] ---**
No matter how many there are,
I can attack them all!
**[08:31] ---**
I'm so glad you have multi-target attacks!
**[08:37] ---**
Porta, stay close to Mom!
**[08:39] ---**
O-Okay!
**[08:40] ---**
Shirase, you...
**[08:42] ---**
Huh?
**[08:44] ---**
I'll revive her when I can!
**[08:52] ---**
Mom! Porta!
**[08:55] ---**
I can't destroy it? Why?
**[08:57] ---**
Too bad!
**[08:59] ---**
They were destructible until now,
but it looks like the bug was patched!
**[09:03] ---**
They won't be getting out!
**[09:09] ---**
What?
**[09:10] ---**
Hey, Mom! What is all this stuff?
**[09:14] ---**
No idea.
**[09:16] ---**
There was a present in my item storage
with no sender name on it,
**[09:20] ---**
so I opened it and this room appeared.
**[09:23] ---**
You've come this far, so don't play dumb!
**[09:25] ---**
It's the truth, though.
**[09:27] ---**
I also know that
any wish I make here comes true.
**[09:33] ---**
Wh-What the hell?
That doesn't make sense.
**[09:36] ---**
Does that mean this room is
the cheating tool that the Empress is using?
**[09:41] ---**
In other words, we're inside a program?
**[09:44] ---**
Come forth!
**[09:45] ---**
Cornelio! Orecchio! Tifone!
**[09:50] ---**
I got them in this room, too!
**[09:53] ---**
With this room, I can rule over this world,
as well as the real world!
**[10:00] ---**
What is she talking about?
She's nuts!
**[10:03] ---**
I asked, just to try, and I received
an answer that it was possible!
**[10:07] ---**
For example, if I wished for a country's
top-secret documents and got them,
**[10:13] ---**
how much do you think they'd pay
to get them back?
**[10:17] ---**
That's going too far!
**[10:19] ---**
Knock this off!
**[10:21] ---**
Knock it off?
**[10:23] ---**
That's my line!
**[10:25] ---**
You know, I seriously hoped
we could use this game to fix things between us.
**[10:30] ---**
But then you...
**[10:33] ---**
I did what?
**[10:34] ---**
You don't remember what you did?
**[10:40] ---**
That was...
**[10:43] ---**
Wise...
**[10:44] ---**
Sure, maybe a few things I said
were a bit too much, but...
**[10:48] ---**
I never should've had a child.
**[10:53] ---**
Children are the worst.
**[10:55] ---**
They're selfish, always causing problems,
**[10:57] ---**
and all they do is rob their parent's
peace and freedom.
**[11:01] ---**
- Wait...
- So you know, Genya...
**[11:03] ---**
Wait! Wait, mom! I apologize!
**[11:06] ---**
So let's give it another try—
**[11:07] ---**
No, I'm done. I don't need you!
**[11:13] ---**
Wise!
**[11:24] ---**
Hey, why are you being like this?
And you call yourself a mother?
**[11:29] ---**
You're just like her, aren't you?
**[11:32] ---**
You don't respect your parents.
**[11:33] ---**
You just say and do whatever you want.
**[11:37] ---**
I admit it. I'm the same.
**[11:40] ---**
All kids are like that.
**[11:42] ---**
But my mom never said the things you did.
**[11:48] ---**
I'm aware I'm selfish.
**[11:51] ---**
But that's what kids are like.
**[11:55] ---**
In my head, I know I don't mean them,
**[11:57] ---**
but the words just come out on their own.
**[12:00] ---**
And I can't control them.
**[12:03] ---**
So would you please forgive her?
**[12:06] ---**
Forgive your child!
**[12:09] ---**
I know she didn't mean everything she said.
**[12:12] ---**
So please, don't abandon your child.
**[12:18] ---**
Did you really think it'd be that easy?
**[12:22] ---**
Of course it wouldn't be.
**[12:24] ---**
Lusche de la Danatione!
**[12:32] ---**
This is a hammer of rage!
**[12:34] ---**
All mothers are angry!
**[12:36] ---**
A kid is just a ball and chain!
A thing to take away your freedom!
**[12:41] ---**
That's all!
**[12:45] ---**
This is the end for you!
**[12:48] ---**
Begone, meddlesome kids!
**[12:52] ---**
Wh-What?
**[13:08] ---**
Mom?
**[13:11] ---**
I've never forgotten for an instant
the moment my child was born.
**[13:18] ---**
The moment I realized
that I was truly willing to die for him.
**[13:24] ---**
The day he first smiled.
**[13:28] ---**
The day he first called me "Mommy."
**[13:31] ---**
I could never forget...
**[13:34] ---**
Because I'm a mother.
**[13:40] ---**
How could anybody forget that joy?
**[13:45] ---**
How could anyone not want the bond
between a mother and child,
**[13:49] ---**
the irreplaceable connection
that only they have?
**[13:56] ---**
I can't understand it.
**[13:58] ---**
I even feel angry at it.
**[14:01] ---**
And sad, too.
**[14:04] ---**
But I believe...
**[14:07] ---**
That if you're a mother, you'll remember, right?
**[14:12] ---**
No, I'll make you remember.
**[14:15] ---**
For the sake of your child, Wise,
I'll do whatever it takes!
**[14:18] ---**
I appreciate the offer, but I'll pass.
**[14:21] ---**
I'm the only one necessary in this world.
**[14:24] ---**
For I have the power
to make everything go my way!
**[14:29] ---**
Then I'll destroy the strength you're so proud of
with the power that you've ignored.
**[14:36] ---**
Then you'll realize, won't you?
**[14:39] ---**
You think you can?
**[14:41] ---**
Of course I can!
**[14:43] ---**
I have a son that I'm very proud of!
**[14:46] ---**
Right, Ma-kun?
**[14:47] ---**
Mom...
**[14:53] ---**
I'm sorry for always so selfish.
**[14:57] ---**
And...
**[14:59] ---**
Thank you!
**[15:02] ---**
I'm glad you're my mother.
**[15:05] ---**
Yes. You're welcome!
**[15:08] ---**
It's like something out of a bad family movie.
**[15:12] ---**
Ma-kun, Mommy will do her best!
**[15:17] ---**
Bariela!
**[15:21] ---**
She hurt me?
**[15:23] ---**
I'm not done yet!
**[15:27] ---**
What? Don't you think you get
a few too many attacks?
**[15:31] ---**
You're insane!
**[15:33] ---**
My mom's really amazing, after all.
She's so strong!
**[15:38] ---**
But I have this!
**[15:40] ---**
That veil looks like some kind of defense magic.
**[15:45] ---**
- Which means...
- Masato, use this!
**[15:48] ---**
Alright! Good job, Porta!
**[15:55] ---**
Wh-What?
**[15:57] ---**
Your face looks just like your daughter's!
**[15:59] ---**
And just like Wise,
you can't protect against magic sealing!
**[16:04] ---**
- Now, Mom! Let's go!
- Right!
**[16:06] ---**
Enough of this!
**[16:08] ---**
You're a mother, so you must understand!
**[16:10] ---**
You know how it feels
to have a child take over your life!
**[16:13] ---**
It has to frustrate you!
**[16:16] ---**
Of course, the feelings you speak of are within me.
**[16:20] ---**
- Then—
- But I think...
**[16:23] ---**
What you feel when dealing
with your children
**[16:25] ---**
is a treasure that only a parent can ever have,
that you can only make in that moment!
**[16:32] ---**
What are you...
**[16:33] ---**
So I'll accept everything about my child.
I'll embrace it all!
**[16:38] ---**
I won't abandon them, no matter what!
**[16:40] ---**
Shut up! Shut up! Shut up!
**[16:42] ---**
That's just a fantasy!
That's not how it goes in reality!
**[16:45] ---**
Kids are selfish, obnoxious little brats
who ruin your life!
**[16:56] ---**
I'm not done!
**[17:00] ---**
Spara la Magia pel mirale...
**[17:03] ---**
Explosion
**[17:03] ---**
Bomba Fiama!
**[17:06] ---**
And then, Indeboleat!
**[17:08] ---**
Weakening
**[17:12] ---**
Genya, you...
**[17:13] ---**
It's over, Mom!
**[17:15] ---**
Just take the hit and calm down!
**[17:18] ---**
I will not!
**[17:23] ---**
Ma-kun!
**[17:23] ---**
Leave any airborne enemies to me!
**[17:31] ---**
Mom, finish it!
**[17:34] ---**
Please remember that you're a mom, too!
**[17:41] ---**
No...
**[17:46] ---**
I lost?
**[17:52] ---**
Genya?
**[17:53] ---**
No matter what you say to me,
I could never hate you.
**[17:58] ---**
Because I'm your daughter!
**[18:01] ---**
I'm sorry, mom. I want to make up with you!
**[18:11] ---**
Good work, Mom.
**[18:12] ---**
Yes, you too.
**[18:14] ---**
U-Um, me too!
**[18:19] ---**
This really is the worst!
Knock it off already!
**[18:24] ---**
Who cares? It's just a game.
Let me have my fun.
**[18:28] ---**
This is what happens
when I let you have your fun!
**[18:31] ---**
You caused problems for everybody!
**[18:32] ---**
And what was that?
Furniture made of hot guys? That's so dumb!
**[18:35] ---**
Would you shut up already?
You've always been like that!
**[18:39] ---**
Ever since you popped out from between my legs
it's just been "Blah! blah! blah!" from you!
**[18:42] ---**
D-Don't talk about me popping out
from between your legs!
**[18:45] ---**
Well, you did!
**[18:47] ---**
Well, we went from a heartwarming scene
to a full-on brawl.
**[18:52] ---**
They say you have to be friends to fight!
**[18:55] ---**
Well, I'm going to have
lots of questions for her after this.
**[18:58] ---**
As long as they're not troubling anyone else,
I'll allow it.
**[19:03] ---**
That's one way for
a mother and child to be, huh?
**[19:07] ---**
You stupid girl!
I'll make that flat chest even flatter!
**[19:10] ---**
I'll kick your ass
for the genes you gave me!
**[19:15] ---**
Village
**[19:15] ---**
And I'm not flat!
**[19:18] ---**
You know, Wise...
**[19:20] ---**
What?
**[19:21] ---**
Why are you here?
**[19:23] ---**
What kind of question is that?
**[19:25] ---**
Are you trying to say I'm in the way?
**[19:27] ---**
I mean if you two are close enough to fight like that,
then you cleared the game, right?
**[19:32] ---**
Kazuno already logged out, right?
**[19:35] ---**
Well, yeah. But you know...
I think I could stay here a little more.
**[19:43] ---**
Why?
**[19:44] ---**
Wh-Why?
**[19:47] ---**
Oh my, could it be?
**[19:49] ---**
Your party needs me anyway, you know!
**[19:53] ---**
I'm an incredible sage!
**[19:56] ---**
One whose magic gets sealed—
**[19:58] ---**
I get it! I'll raise my resistance!
**[20:02] ---**
Okay then.
**[20:03] ---**
Let's get back to it!
**[20:04] ---**
Ping-pon-pan-pong!
**[20:07] ---**
Good morning, everyone.
**[20:10] ---**
I inform you that it's me, Shirase,
the girl who's always in your hearts.
**[20:14] ---**
- There she is.
- Thank you for all your help with the quest.
**[20:18] ---**
Now I'm informing you that I'd like you
to do something else for me.
**[20:23] ---**
Another quest?
**[20:25] ---**
To tell the truth, I'm hoping
to have you deal with all the problems
**[20:30] ---**
that the GM's can't by calling them all "quests."
**[20:34] ---**
You didn't need to inform of us
what you were planning...
**[20:37] ---**
Now, to inform you of your next destination!
**[20:43] ---**
Isn't that amazing?
**[20:45] ---**
Next time I'll do something amazing!
**[20:47] ---**
Okay, everybody, on to our next qu—
**[20:49] ---**
Let's go on to our next quest
and have a great time!
**[20:51] ---**
Mom, I wanted to say that.
**[20:54] ---**
I'm the hero, and the leader.
We clear on that?
**[20:58] ---**
O-Of course. I'm sorry.
**[21:01] ---**
Well, it's fine.
**[21:03] ---**
Why are you crying?
**[21:05] ---**
Because you're so kind...
**[21:08] ---**
You're really talking to me now.
**[21:11] ---**
I'm so happy!
**[21:15] ---**
You don't need to cry though, right?
**[21:17] ---**
Yeah, it's probably weird for Mommy
to be crying all of a sudden, huh?
**[21:22] ---**
Yeah, really...
**[21:24] ---**
I don't get mothers...
**[21:27] ---**
You don't need to.
**[21:29] ---**
As long as you think of me
as your mother, that's enough.
**[21:33] ---**
Is that how it works?
**[21:35] ---**
It is.
**[21:37] ---**
Bright!
**[21:39] ---**
Okay, let's go!
**[21:41] ---**
Time for more adventures with Mommy!
**[21:45] ---**
Ma-kun, you follow Mommy, too!
**[21:48] ---**
Okay, don't get too excited, Mom.
**[21:52] ---**
Question: If you went on an adventure
with your mom, would you become closer?
**[21:53] ---**
Maybe, I guess?
**[21:57] ---**
I'm not sure, though.
**[23:34] ---**
This is a Territory for Children, Filled With Hopes and Dreams.
For Children. That's the Important Part!
**[23:35] ---**
And tomorrow, let's happily go
to school with your mother, okay?