Do You Love Your Mom and Her Two-Hit Multi-Target Attacks?

Masato Oosuki’s dream has just come true: he's been transported into the world of a video game. But for some reason, his doting mother, Mamako, has come along with him?! A whole new style of fantasy comedy, where your mom tags along on your heroic adventures!

Season 1 + OVA

Season 1 + OVA

E1 - The Boy Thought He Was Embarking on a Great Adventure... But, Uh, What's Going on Here?

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    Are you close to your mom?
[00:06] ---
    “Question: Are you close to your mom?”
[00:11] ---
    About average, I guess.
[00:11] ---
    Pretty Distant
    Average
    Pretty Close
[00:13] ---
    “Question: Do you talk with your mom?
    How much do you talk with your mom?”
[00:18] ---
    Average
[00:18] ---
    Average.
[00:21] ---
    Ma-kun, how's school?
    Tell me if anything bad happens, okay?
[00:25] ---
    I'll make sure I'm there for you!
[00:28] ---
    "Question. What has your mother said to you
    that made you happy?"
[00:32] ---
    Not much.
[00:33] ---
    Question: What has your mother said to you lately
    that made you happy?
    Not much.
[00:34] ---
    Ma-kun...
[00:35] ---
    Here's sesame, thousand island,
    and Asian dressing for your salad.
[00:36] ---
    "Question. What has your mother said to you lately
    that made you upset?"
[00:44] ---
    Ma-kun, are you listening to your mother?
[00:47] ---
    Hey, come on, Ma-kun...
[00:50] ---
    Huh? What are you writing, Ma-kun?
[00:52] ---
    What has your mother said to you lately
    that made you upset?
[00:53] ---
    Don't look at my stuff! You're in the way!
[00:56] ---
    It's really annoying
    when she calls me by a nickname.
[01:00] ---
    "Question. If you went on an adventure
    with your mother, would you get closer?"
[01:06] ---
    What? Talk about a stupid question.
[01:10] ---
    Maybe, I guess? No idea.
[01:12] ---
    Masato Oosuki
    Stamp Here
[01:15] ---
    Masato Oosuki.
[02:50] ---
    The Boy Thought He Was Embarking on a Great Adventure...
    But, Uh, What’s Going on Here?
[02:50] ---
    Hello. My name is Masumi Shirase.
[02:54] ---
    I'm informing you that I'm here
    as part of a survey the Cabinet Office is doing.
[03:01] ---
    Since “Shirase” means to inform.
[03:02] ---
    H-Hi. Did you need to introduce yourself
    with a bad pun?
[03:05] ---
    I'm informing you that,
[03:09] ---
    since so many kids made fun of me
    when I was little, I decided to just own it.
[03:14] ---
    That's one way to live, I guess.
[03:17] ---
    - Listen, Ma-kun, Shirase brought us big news—
    - Mamako.
[03:21] ---
    Y-Yes?
[03:22] ---
    I'll be the one to inform him of that.
    Because I am Shirase.
[03:26] ---
    And informing people is my job!
[03:30] ---
    Ma-kun, I'll go do something else for a while.
[03:35] ---
    Now then.
[03:36] ---
    Cutting to the chase, I am here to inform you
    that you will now begin a new life.
[03:42] ---
    Huh?
[03:43] ---
    First, a question.
[03:46] ---
    In a survey conducted by the Cabinet Office,
    it was revealed that many users of online games
[03:51] ---
    desire to actually enter
    the world of a video game.
[03:57] ---
    Do you feel the same way?
[03:58] ---
    Sure, if that were possible,
    but that's not something—
[04:02] ---
    Now!
[04:06] ---
    And now I hit the enter key!
[04:10] ---
    Is this... Could it be?
[04:11] ---
    Yes, it's just what you think!
[04:14] ---
    It is... It is!
[04:20] ---
    It's sending me to the world of the game!
[04:28] ---
    Ma-kun, wait!
[04:31] ---
    Mom... I'm sorry, I'm going.
[04:34] ---
    I was always so embarrassed around you,
    so I said the most awful things.
[04:35] ---
    Ma-kun!
[04:39] ---
    Ma-kun!
[04:39] ---
    But now, if I can go on an incredible adventure
    and become stronger...
[04:42] ---
    Wait!
[04:44] ---
    Maybe I can be more honest around you.
[04:46] ---
    Ma-kun!
[04:48] ---
    Someday, I'll come back, I swear it!
[04:50] ---
    And when I do, I hope I can hug you tight
    and tell you, “I'm home.”
[05:03] ---
    A fairy?
[05:05] ---
    There were things like this
    in the online game I played...
[05:09] ---
    But seriously?
[05:11] ---
    Seriously?
[05:14] ---
    I'm here!
[05:16] ---
    I'm really here, inside a game world!
[05:19] ---
    I made it! Hello, unreality!
[05:23] ---
    This is it! This is what I was waiting for!
[05:27] ---
    Yes! Yes! Yes!
[05:30] ---
    Ma-kun, you meanie.
[05:33] ---
    I told you to wait so I could come with you,
    but you didn't wait at all!
[05:38] ---
    You made me really sad!
[05:41] ---
    Here we go.
[05:43] ---
    It's time to go on lots of fun adventures
    with your mom, Ma-kun!
[05:48] ---
    Wha... What the hell?
[05:53] ---
    Step, step, step.
[05:55] ---
    Teleportation Palace
[05:55] ---
    Welcome! I am the King,
    the master of Teleportation Palace.
[06:01] ---
    Before we begin, tell me your names.
[06:04] ---
    I am Mamako Oosuki!
[06:07] ---
    This is Ma-kun, my son!
[06:09] ---
    Mamako and her son Ma-kun, yes? Now then—
[06:13] ---
    Hang on a second, Your Highness.
[06:15] ---
    My name is Masato! Masato!
[06:19] ---
    Alright. I'll register it that way.
[06:21] ---
    Registered
[06:22] ---
    Could that be an initial account registration?
[06:26] ---
    Indeed!
[06:27] ---
    Registered
[06:28] ---
    Seriously?
[06:29] ---
    Also, once you register,
    you can't change anything!
[06:33] ---
    Why didn’t you say so?
[06:34] ---
    Oh crap! I registered with my real name!
[06:38] ---
    No! Don't play the fanfare!
[06:40] ---
    Now then, allow me to present you
    with your basic stats.
[06:44] ---
    Accept them!
[06:46] ---
    Masato
    Normal Hero
    (Combat Yes / Crafting No)
    Masato's Clothes
[06:46] ---
    So my class is normal hero, huh?
[06:50] ---
    Mamako
    Normal Hero's Mother
    (Combat Yes / Crafting No)
    Mamako's Clothes
[06:50] ---
    Um, Your Highness,
    what does it mean that my class is normal hero?
[06:55] ---
    Normal means normal.
[06:57] ---
    You're not expected to do anything
    as grand as save the world.
[07:00] ---
    A normal level of closeness.
    A normal level of happiness.
[07:03] ---
    As the embodiment of what you are,
    a normal hero and a normal hero's mom,
[07:08] ---
    these are the things that you should strive for!
[07:13] ---
    Now go, hero!
[07:16] ---
    Okay, off we go!
[07:18] ---
    Not! I’m completely confused! Explain!
[07:22] ---
    Listen carefully, then.
[07:25] ---
    Basically, you're in a closed beta
    for an online game.
[07:31] ---
    We used special technology that we can't explain
    easily to put the users themselves in the game.
[07:36] ---
    So we want you to go test play it for us!
[07:39] ---
    That's the deal!
[07:40] ---
    Okay, that was straightforward.
[07:42] ---
    Please note that
    most test players were chosen
[07:46] ---
    based on the strict criteria
    involving their response to a certain survey.
[07:49] ---
    But some unfortunate individuals who
    wrote their names on what was supposed
[07:53] ---
    to be an anonymous survey
    were chosen as well.
[07:56] ---
    It was easier to track them down, you see.
[07:58] ---
    I won't mention names, though.
[08:01] ---
    Who could do something so stupid...
    Wait, is that me?
[08:04] ---
    Masato Oosuki
    Stamp Here
[08:06] ---
    Now, let me tell you about the game itself.
[08:09] ---
    Since it’s still in beta,
    it doesn’t have an official title yet.
[08:14] ---
    For now, we’re calling it an MMMMMORPG (Beta).
[08:21] ---
    How many M's does it really need?
[08:24] ---
    The genre is “Fantasy MMORPG.”
    It offers a wide variety of classes to choose from.
[08:30] ---
    You can fight. You can craft.
    You can decorate your house with in-game items.
[08:35] ---
    You’re free to play the game any way you like.
[08:39] ---
    But my class is already...
[08:42] ---
    We gave you a class nobody had taken,
    so that we could gather data.
[08:48] ---
    That can’t be changed either!
[08:50] ---
    You’re already taking choices from me...
    But, well, this is a valuable experience, right?
[08:56] ---
    I get to test play a full-dive system,
    and I get to be a hero too.
[09:00] ---
    I think I’ve got the basic idea.
    Basically, it’s an online game, right?
[09:05] ---
    I’m glad you’re quick on the uptake.
    What about you, Lady Mamako?
[09:11] ---
    Um, well...
[09:12] ---
    What is this, um... "account," then?
[09:16] ---
    - We have to start there?
    - We have to start there?
[09:18] ---
    Just out of curiosity,
    what do you think an "account" is?
[09:24] ---
    Account... Um...
[09:28] ---
    Ah, ah, ah, ah!
[09:33] ---
    Is that it?
[09:36] ---
    Well, it's faster for you
    to just find out for yourself.
[09:39] ---
    You have Sir Masato with you, after all.
[09:41] ---
    You can read the guidebook, too.
[09:43] ---
    Oh, thank you!
[09:48] ---
    Ma-kun, did you hear?
[09:50] ---
    They played a "Pa-pa-ra" for me, too!
[09:52] ---
    It's time for the next event!
[09:55] ---
    Come with me!
[09:57] ---
    Don't go so fast!
[09:59] ---
    We haven't finished discussing
    the most important thing here!
[10:01] ---
    Why...
[10:03] ---
    Why is my mom here?
[10:05] ---
    Why is your mother with you?
[10:08] ---
    That is the question that’s deeply intertwined
    with the purpose of this game.
[10:12] ---
    If I told you, the GM's would force you
    to do their bidding.
[10:16] ---
    Instead, it would be best if you realize it naturally
    through the course of your journeys.
[10:22] ---
    U-Um...
[10:24] ---
    Thus, Hero Masato,
[10:26] ---
    I shall give you an amazing first-time player bonus
    to distract you before you ask more questions!
[10:31] ---
    Step, step, step.
[10:34] ---
    I can take one of these?
[10:36] ---
    Indeed. These are actually a reward
    for completing the game's most difficult quests.
[10:42] ---
    But users these days won't play your game
    unless you give them something great to start!
[10:48] ---
    I really didn't want to know that.
[10:51] ---
    People these days are so choosy.
[10:53] ---
    Back in the day, heroes used to start
    their adventures with sticks for weapons.
[10:57] ---
    The person from the NES generation can shut up.
[10:59] ---
    Now, pick one of these swords, Sir Masato!
[11:01] ---
    Oh, okay!
[11:06] ---
    I don't know why,
    but I feel like this is the sword for me!
[11:10] ---
    I'm sure of it!
[11:16] ---
    That sword is called
    the “Holy Sword of the Great Heavens,” Firmament.
[11:20] ---
    In the distant past,
    when this world's sky was covered in the darkness,
[11:26] ---
    it banished all the darkness with a single swing!
[11:30] ---
    That's what the flavor text says!
[11:32] ---
    I didn't need that last line!
[11:33] ---
    But still, it seems like an awesome sword!
[11:37] ---
    Only a hero can hold a holy sword.
    You are indeed a true hero!
[11:43] ---
    Well, "true hero" is going too far.
[11:46] ---
    I simply stated the truth.
[11:48] ---
    In fact, it's up to the test players whether
    the game moves out of closed beta into release.
[11:54] ---
    As a true hero, your deeds
    will surely lead this world to a new dimension.
[12:01] ---
    Lead the world?
[12:04] ---
    Well as the one hero chosen by the holy sword,
    I suppose I can give it my best shot!
[12:11] ---
    Okay, maybe I'll take a sword too!
[12:14] ---
    Mom?
[12:17] ---
    Here I go!
[12:19] ---
    She pulled out both at once?
[12:22] ---
    If I left one of them here,
    the holy swords would get lonely, right?
[12:27] ---
    You know, these look really sharp!
[12:31] ---
    Would it be okay to use them when I'm cooking?
[12:34] ---
    What do you think, Ma-kun?
[12:42] ---
    Welcome to the tutorial battle.
[12:46] ---
    Begin the battle!
[12:48] ---
    Just watch me, Ma-kun!
[12:49] ---
    Your mom will do her best!
[12:51] ---
    Terra di Madre.
[12:52] ---
    The very life itself that was born from the land
    at the dawn of creation.
[12:56] ---
    It is known as “The Holy Sword of Mother Earth,”
    and it became the source of all life in this world.
[13:09] ---
    Your mom won’t lose!
[13:11] ---
    I want to look good for you, Ma-kun!
[13:14] ---
    Altura.
[13:15] ---
    A miraculous blade that saved the world
    from a huge, world-wide flood.
[13:19] ---
    It is “The Holy Sword of the Mother Ocean,”
[13:21] ---
    and is a symbol of the contract between land and sea
    that split the world between them.
[13:32] ---
    Ma-kun, now it's time to show me your power!
    Good luck!
[13:36] ---
    Oh, right.
[13:46] ---
    You did it, Ma-kun!
    Amazing! Amazing!
[13:52] ---
    What's wrong, Ma-kun?
    Did you get hurt somewhere? Let me see!
[13:57] ---
    No, that's not it.
[13:59] ---
    This isn't right! This is all wrong!
[14:03] ---
    Why? Why?
[14:05] ---
    Why do you get two-hit multi-target attacks
    for your basic attack skill?
[14:14] ---
    My attack is so lame...
[14:16] ---
    That's not true! Your attack was amazing!
[14:20] ---
    You fired off that beam thing
    and really surprised me!
[14:24] ---
    You were so cool!
    So for now, get off the ground!
[14:28] ---
    We need to go to the next one!
    It'll be more fun!
[14:32] ---
    Ma-kun?
[14:33] ---
    If you want to go on an adventure, do it yourself!
[14:37] ---
    Well, once you get out in the field,
    there might be monsters and stuff.
[14:40] ---
    But with your firepower it won't be a problem!
    You'll win with your first swing.
[14:44] ---
    Firepower? I can't create fire.
    I'm not a stove burner.
[14:49] ---
    Not that kind of firepower.
[14:51] ---
    Now go on. Just leave me here.
[14:55] ---
    B-But...
[14:57] ---
    The guidebook said that if your basic attack skill
    gives you two-hit multi-target attacks,
[14:58] ---
    Easy-to-Understand Guidebook
[15:02] ---
    your child will be really happy!
[15:04] ---
    He'll give you a big hug and tell you
    he wants to go on adventures with you!
[15:09] ---
    Well, normally, you'd be happy, but...
[15:13] ---
    Then why?
[15:17] ---
    Don't tell me...
[15:19] ---
    I don't think it's possible, but...
[15:21] ---
    Is it because I’m your mom?
[15:26] ---
    Listen. I need you to explain this.
[15:29] ---
    E-Explain?
[15:31] ---
    You know something, don't you?
[15:33] ---
    You talked to that Shirase person
    and the people running this, right?
[15:38] ---
    Well...
[15:39] ---
    Honestly, the fact that
    I'm inside a video game is weird enough.
[15:43] ---
    But I'm happy to be here,
    so I won't ask questions about that.
[15:46] ---
    But this is different.
[15:48] ---
    What's different, obviously,
    is the fact that you came with me.
[15:53] ---
    Other mothers sometimes get sent
    inside video games with their sons...
[15:58] ---
    They do not! They most definitely do not!
    That's ridiculous!
[16:01] ---
    At least, I hope not!
[16:03] ---
    This is a fantasy for young men,
    and there's no room for parents here!
[16:07] ---
    You're just in the way!
[16:09] ---
    You're being a meanie, Ma-kun.
    Your mom is very upset!
[16:13] ---
    Nobody cares. Just answer me!
[16:17] ---
    O-Okay! I'll tell you.
[16:19] ---
    Tell me why you came with me.
    Explain it in detail. Come on.
[16:24] ---
    B-But they told me it's better
    not to explain what's going on at first—
[16:29] ---
    So you know something
    but you won't tell me, right?
[16:33] ---
    Listen, Mom, if you don't start talking...
[16:37] ---
    Then what?
[16:39] ---
    I'll disown you!
[16:46] ---
    Oh, I didn't mean...
[16:48] ---
    I'm sorry!
[16:50] ---
    I just don't know how to explain.
[16:56] ---
    Shirase and the others
    seem to have their reasons,
[17:00] ---
    so I don't know how much I can tell you!
[17:02] ---
    But I'm not trying to lie to you or hurt you!
    Please believe that!
[17:12] ---
    O-Okay...
[17:13] ---
    I want to go on lots of adventures with you,
    have lots of talks,
[17:17] ---
    and do our best at a bunch of things,
    and then we can be a really close mother and son.
[17:22] ---
    That was the only reason...
[17:24] ---
    I get it! I get it! I get it, okay?
[17:26] ---
    I totally understand!
[17:28] ---
    So Ma-kun...
[17:30] ---
    Y-Yes?
[17:31] ---
    Don't tell me you'll disown me.
    That makes me so sad!
[17:36] ---
    It's the most painful thing
    anybody's ever said said to me...
[17:40] ---
    It's the saddest thing I've ever heard.
[17:46] ---
    What am I doing?
[17:48] ---
    Mom, I'm sorry!
[17:49] ---
    The words just came out of my mouth!
    I didn't mean it!
[17:54] ---
    So, um... uh...
[17:57] ---
    I love it when you're kind,
    and care about your mother.
[18:04] ---
    It's okay. You can raise your head.
[18:08] ---
    Come on, you need to look at someone
    when you're talking to them!
[18:13] ---
    O-Okay.
[18:15] ---
    I want to go on lots of adventures with you!
[18:19] ---
    Will you let me join your party?
[18:22] ---
    Well, I guess you can join my party, or...
[18:26] ---
    Alright, fine. You can come with me.
[18:30] ---
    Okay, I will!
[18:33] ---
    Thanks for having me, Ma-kun!
[18:36] ---
    Yeah, well, glad to have you, Mom.
[18:43] ---
    Pyun!
[18:50] ---
    So this is the first country,
    the Kingdom of Mommalia?
[18:51] ---
    Kingdom of Mommalia
[18:56] ---
    It's totally fantasy!
[18:58] ---
    So amazing!
[19:00] ---
    I'm really inside a video game!
[19:03] ---
    Huh? But the faces...
[19:06] ---
    They couldn't get the models done in time, huh?
[19:11] ---
    You and I need to get ready for our adventure!
[19:16] ---
    So first...
[19:17] ---
    Adventurer's Guild
[19:18] ---
    We gather our party at the adventurer's guild, huh?
[19:22] ---
    Everybody here seems pretty rough.
[19:27] ---
    Well, that's fine with me!
[19:28] ---
    All you normally ever say is "Yeah" or "Huh,"
    and now look at how cool you're acting!
[19:34] ---
    I've discovered a new side of my son!
[19:36] ---
    Shut up! You're ruining the mood!
[19:39] ---
    Okay, Ma-kun.
    Can I have my sword for a second?
[19:43] ---
    Sure, but... what for?
[19:55] ---
    We need them to take us seriously,
    so let's make sure we start off on the right foot.
[19:59] ---
    That's what the guidebook said!
[20:01] ---
    No... This isn't good.
[20:04] ---
    It’s either PK or attempted PK...
[20:05] ---
    Player Killing
[20:08] ---
    Welcome to the adventurer's guild, travelers.
[20:12] ---
    I inform-orm you that I am Shirarase,
    the front desk woman.
[20:18] ---
    You're Shirase, right?
[20:19] ---
    I am Shirarase.
[20:21] ---
    Step, step, step.
[20:23] ---
    Once again, welcome to the adventurer's guild.
[20:27] ---
    Thank you for taking care of us. So um...
[20:30] ---
    Are you okay?
[20:32] ---
    You're still bleeding.
[20:34] ---
    It's just an in-game effect.
[20:36] ---
    Also, I am an in-game object.
    Not a PC or an NPC.
[20:41] ---
    Thus, there will be no PK penalty applied.
[20:43] ---
    I see.
[20:45] ---
    That's great, right, Mom?
[20:47] ---
    That's right!
[20:48] ---
    So basically, the objects fought,
    and the NEC's PC won the PK battle!
[20:53] ---
    Something like that, right?
[20:55] ---
    Now, allow me to introduce you
    to the adventurers registered with our guild.
[21:00] ---
    Here you go.
[21:00] ---
    Okay, as a veteran MMORPG player,
    I'll select the best party members for us!
[21:09] ---
    It's decided!
[21:10] ---
    Name
    Rushera
[21:10] ---
    Rushera the heavy knight.
    Torino the thief. Sallitey the elf.
[21:12] ---
    Name
    Torino
[21:14] ---
    Name
    Sallitey
[21:15] ---
    Mom, we're going to recruit these three first.
[21:18] ---
    Take a look.
[21:20] ---
    Oh my.
[21:22] ---
    They're all cute girls. Which is your type?
[21:25] ---
    Why are you asking that?
[21:28] ---
    Oh, because it's very important!
[21:32] ---
    You're going to live together, experience lots
    of things together and grow together.
[21:38] ---
    That's what it means to let someone
    join your party, right?
[21:41] ---
    I think it's basically the same thing as
    finding a girlfriend, or a marriage partner.
[21:48] ---
    W-Well... maybe you're
    not that far off the mark.
[21:52] ---
    Okay, so now it's time
    for their interviews with mom.
[21:57] ---
    Interviews with mom!
[23:35] ---
    It’s Just a Coincidence They’re All Girls. Got That?
    Wipe That Smirk Off Your Face.
[23:35] ---
    You stripped off a mother’s clothes
    in front of her son! You must be punished!

Season 1 + OVA

E2 - It's Just a Coincidence They're All Girls. Got That? Wipe That Smirk Off Your Face.

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[00:00] ---
    Interviews with mom!
[00:06] ---
    So the three potential party members
    I spent so much time choosing...
[00:12] ---
    My hobby is dealing out twice the pain I receive
[00:16] ---
    after letting the enemy hit me
    as much as they want and overkilling them!
[00:19] ---
    You're a very cruel heavy knight, huh?
[00:23] ---
    My hobby is stealing!
[00:24] ---
    It feels so good to punch someone
    and take their stuff!
[00:28] ---
    You're a very wicked thief, huh?
[00:30] ---
    I'm calling the police.
[00:33] ---
    An elf priest? What's an elf?
[00:39] ---
    She mercilessly rejected all of them.
[00:42] ---
    And then...
[00:44] ---
    N-Nice to meet you!
[00:48] ---
    I'm Porta! I'm a test player!
[00:51] ---
    Just like us, huh?
[00:53] ---
    What can you do, Ms. Porta?
[00:56] ---
    Right! I'm a merchant!
[00:59] ---
    One of my basic skills gives me a discount
    when shopping or staying at an inn!
[01:05] ---
    So you're like a walking coupon, huh?
[01:08] ---
    I also have this merchant-only special bag
    that I got as a new player bonus.
[01:12] ---
    It gives me party storage, where I can store
    300 items no matter how big or heavy they are!
[01:19] ---
    That's a very convenient storage device!
[01:21] ---
    It makes me sad to think how happy I was
    when I bought those vacuum sealing bags!
[01:26] ---
    Oh, oh! I also have skills
    that let me appraise or create items!
[01:33] ---
    Appraisal and item creation, too?
[01:37] ---
    U-Um...
[01:41] ---
    I registered as a non-combat class,
    so I can't fight.
[01:45] ---
    But I'll work hardest
    with the things that I can do!
[01:48] ---
    I'll do my best!
[01:50] ---
    Hey, Ma-kun. I've already made up my mind.
[01:55] ---
    Yeah. No objections here.
[01:59] ---
    Okay!
[02:00] ---
    Ms. Porta, please become my son's bride.
[02:05] ---
    Okay!
[02:06] ---
    I'll be his bride!
[02:08] ---
    Hooray!
[02:09] ---
    Wait! As a party member!
    Porta is a party member!
[03:44] ---
    It’s Just a Coincidence They’re All Girls. Got That?
    Wipe That Smirk Off Your Face.
[03:44] ---
    On to the next...
[03:47] ---
    Who's this?
[03:49] ---
    Wise?
[03:50] ---
    Wise
[03:51] ---
    A 15-year old girl, huh?
[03:53] ---
    She’s a sage!
[03:54] ---
    That's an amazing class!
    It lets you use healing and attack magic!
[03:59] ---
    It says "If you don't choose me,
    I'll chain cast instant death spells on you!"
[04:05] ---
    What's chain casting?
[04:07] ---
    Well, it's when you...
[04:08] ---
    Her stats look good,
    but her personality seems not so great.
[04:13] ---
    She seems like a pain, honestly.
[04:16] ---
    She seems like the type
    to fire off her magic at random,
[04:20] ---
    blowing up her party, nearby buildings
    and the local scenery, while laughing boastfully.
[04:24] ---
    One of those kinds of girls.
[04:27] ---
    That's what my hero intuition is telling me.
[04:31] ---
    So, I'm thinking it's a no.
[04:37] ---
    Wh-What the...
[04:41] ---
    Grr! Grr! Grr!
[04:44] ---
    Fine, if that's how it's gonna be...
[04:48] ---
    Oww!
[04:50] ---
    What the hell are you doing, you jerk?
[04:57] ---
    It turned into a person?
[04:59] ---
    It's the person from the picture!
    I guess she transformed into paper using magic!
[05:03] ---
    What is your problem?
[05:04] ---
    I tried playing nice, but you crossed the line!
[05:07] ---
    Since you mocked me so much,
    I'll be sure to properly thank you!
[05:17] ---
    Spara la Magia bel mirale...
[05:24] ---
    Transport!
[05:24] ---
    Transport
[05:28] ---
    Hey, wait!
[05:30] ---
    Coming!
[05:42] ---
    You let me step on you rather willingly.
[05:45] ---
    I'll give you credit for your gallantry.
[05:48] ---
    So now that we're even, we can...
[05:51] ---
    The wind feels so good.
[05:55] ---
    This is my favorite place.
[05:58] ---
    I don't care!
    I really don't care about that stuff!
[06:02] ---
    Will you just forgive me?
[06:05] ---
    Understand that I'm trying to say
    something important here.
[06:08] ---
    Sheesh. Well, whatever.
[06:14] ---
    You're Wise the sage, right?
[06:17] ---
    So, what do you want?
[06:20] ---
    Did you transform into that paper
    to surprise us?
[06:24] ---
    Maybe you really wanted to join our party,
    so you were doing everything you could?
[06:28] ---
    How did...
[06:30] ---
    W-Well, you're basically right.
[06:35] ---
    Fine.
[06:37] ---
    Then let's do your interview.
[06:40] ---
    First, come and sit.
[06:47] ---
    Hey, um... aren't you a little close?
[06:51] ---
    Y-You're the one who told me to sit here!
[06:55] ---
    Give me some space.
[06:56] ---
    My apologies.
[06:58] ---
    We were unable to find your son.
[07:03] ---
    Ma-kun...
[07:05] ---
    Ms. Mama, it'll be okay!
[07:07] ---
    Masato is a hero, after all!
[07:10] ---
    Yes, you're right.
[07:13] ---
    Unlike me, his attack skill
    is a single hit solo target attack.
[07:18] ---
    But I'm sure he'll be fine!
[07:20] ---
    But you know...
    I feel like something bad will happen.
[07:26] ---
    Like, for example, Ma-kun
    will become friends with somebody else,
[07:26] ---
    Bye!
[07:28] ---
    Ma-kun!
[07:29] ---
    and leave me and go on a journey with them!
[07:34] ---
    That would be very bad.
[07:37] ---
    In that case...
[07:38] ---
    Twinkle!
[07:39] ---
    I joined the game as a test player too, you see.
[07:42] ---
    How much do you know about what's going on?
[07:46] ---
    I know we've been thrown
    into a video game, at least.
[07:51] ---
    But I still have no idea
    why my mother came with me.
[07:56] ---
    I'll tell you why, then.
[07:59] ---
    Why is your mother with you?
[08:02] ---
    It's because this game's genre is...
[08:05] ---
    Mom's Massively Maternal Multiplayer
    Making-Up-With-Offspring Role-Playing Game.
[08:16] ---
    What are you talking about?
    Are you screwing with me?
[08:19] ---
    I-I'm telling the truth! So listen to me!
[08:24] ---
    Or I'll start chain casting instant death
    and revival magic on you!
[08:28] ---
    I'll keep killing and reviving you back
    to life for as long as I've got MP!
[08:33] ---
    As long as I'm alive in the end,
    I guess that wouldn’t bother me, but...
[08:38] ---
    Fine.
[08:39] ---
    I'll hear you out, so keep talking.
[08:44] ---
    The goal of this game is
    to help parents and children get closer.
[08:50] ---
    That's why they're brought to the game in pairs,
    and told to go on adventures together.
[08:57] ---
    I have no idea how or why
    this game was made, but...
[09:03] ---
    The one thing I do know is that you can't return
    to your world unless you fulfill the win condition.
[09:09] ---
    Wait, seriously?
[09:11] ---
    So, what is this win condition?
[09:15] ---
    To become close with your mom.
[09:22] ---
    Listen carefully, Mamako.
[09:24] ---
    The most important part of this game
    is the relationship between mother and child.
[09:27] ---
    Believe strongly in the bond between you
    and your son, and speak to the earth.
[09:33] ---
    Mother Earth is a mother as well.
[09:35] ---
    She will understand how you feel
    and grant your wish.
[09:39] ---
    Probably!
[09:41] ---
    At first, I was adventuring with my mom, too.
[09:45] ---
    But we got into a fight and split up.
[09:48] ---
    I've been alone ever since.
[09:50] ---
    So now I'm trapped in this world
    and can't clear the game.
[09:54] ---
    Are you trying to get us to clear the game
    so you can go back home?
[10:02] ---
    Yeah. I want your mom to make me her kid, too.
[10:06] ---
    You have a really nasty look on your face.
[10:13] ---
    Mother Earth, if you're a mother too,
    you should understand how I feel, right?
[10:19] ---
    I don't want to tell my son
    who he can and can't be friends with!
[10:24] ---
    Listen, let me just ask.
[10:27] ---
    Wouldn't it be faster to make up with her?
[10:30] ---
    I just want to tell him
    that he should be nice to his mother, too!
[10:37] ---
    If you understand how I feel...
[10:40] ---
    Then please, tell me where Ma-kun is!
[10:45] ---
    That's impossible! Totally impossible—
[10:54] ---
    Oh, there he is.
[10:57] ---
    It really worked, huh?
[11:00] ---
    I'm not sure why...
[11:02] ---
    But it feels like I've won
    a very important battle!
[11:09] ---
    I inform-orm you that you just gained
    a support skill that allows you to find your son,
[11:14] ---
    and immediately interrupt whatever it is
    he's gotten himself into.
[11:18] ---
    Mother's Fang
    Allows you to find your son or daughter,
    and immediately interrupt whatever it is
    s/he's gotten himself into,
    regardless of where s/he is or what s/he is doing!
[11:19] ---
    regardless of where he is
    or what he is doing!
[11:24] ---
    This doesn't make sense!
[11:26] ---
    Why did I get arrested?
[11:29] ---
    What you did to me after you teleported
    is being treated as attempted PK.
[11:33] ---
    I just stepped on your face!
[11:36] ---
    And so did you!
[11:38] ---
    I'm a human.
    And you were a piece of paper, right?
[11:41] ---
    So I'm in the clear!
[11:44] ---
    Just let me out of here!
[11:45] ---
    Wise, may I say something?
[11:47] ---
    Ma-kun told me what you're after.
[11:51] ---
    And I can't make you my daughter.
[11:55] ---
    But you're welcome to join our party
    and adventure with us!
[12:01] ---
    Basically, she wants to get you out of here,
    and if we run into your mother on our travels,
[12:07] ---
    she'll stick her nose in your business
    and get you two to make up.
[12:10] ---
    Right?
[12:11] ---
    That's exactly right!
[12:12] ---
    We really are mother and son!
    You knew without me saying a word!
[12:16] ---
    What do you mean?
    I didn't ask you to do that!
[12:19] ---
    I'd rather destroy the entire world
    than make up with that vile woman!
[12:31] ---
    Listen, Wise.
[12:32] ---
    What?
[12:33] ---
    It would help us out a lot
    to have your awesome magics on our side.
[12:38] ---
    So can you just do it to help us?
[12:42] ---
    So you really do need me, is that it?
[12:45] ---
    Since you're asking, it can't be helped.
[12:47] ---
    Alright! I'll do you a favor and join your party!
[12:51] ---
    Okay!
[12:52] ---
    So our party will be the four of us, for now!
[13:01] ---
    So this is a dungeon?
[13:03] ---
    Ma-kun, are we really going inside?
[13:06] ---
    Yup. We defeat monsters
    in the dungeon to make money.
[13:10] ---
    That's adventuring 101, isn't it?
[13:12] ---
    Yes! The gems in monsters' bodies can be used
    as fuel, crafting materials or other things, too!
[13:19] ---
    So the exchange will always buy them!
[13:22] ---
    Yeah, and since I'm almost out of face lotion,
    I'll have to do my best!
[13:30] ---
    Huh?
[13:32] ---
    Wait!
[13:43] ---
    Is everyone okay?
[13:45] ---
    I'm fine!
[13:47] ---
    So am I!
[13:48] ---
    Ow...
[13:50] ---
    Ma-kun! Where are you, Ma-kun?!
[13:53] ---
    It's too dark to see!
[13:54] ---
    Where are you?
[13:56] ---
    Hold on! Hold on! Stop moving around, Mom!
[13:59] ---
    Hey, Wise!
    Can you use some magic to make light?
[14:03] ---
    Well, um, those spells are, um...
[14:08] ---
    You can't use them, huh?
[14:10] ---
    You're pretty worthless, aren't you?
[14:12] ---
    How about you, Porta?
    Got any items that can make light?
[14:16] ---
    I-I'm sorry!
    I think I dropped my bag when I fell!
[14:21] ---
    Seriously?
[14:23] ---
    I'm sorry! I'm really sorry!
[14:25] ---
    I'm sorry I'm so useless...
[14:29] ---
    No, there's no need to cry!
    You can't help it if you dropped it.
[14:32] ---
    You're still more useful than a sage
    who can't use the spells we need.
[14:36] ---
    Why are you so much nicer
    to her than to me?
[14:38] ---
    I'm sorry!
[14:42] ---
    It's okay, Porta.
[14:45] ---
    Everybody makes mistakes.
[14:47] ---
    Ms. Mama!
[14:48] ---
    Let's both try to cheer up!
[14:51] ---
    Hip-hip-hooray!
[14:58] ---
    My mom is glowing?!
[15:05] ---
    It looks like you got a special mom skill,
    "Mother's Light."
[15:12] ---
    Come to think of it,
    my mom used to glow sometimes, too.
[15:23] ---
    It's bright in here, huh?
[15:26] ---
    Feels like a monster could show up any second.
[15:31] ---
    Slimes?
[15:34] ---
    It doesn't matter how many there are.
    These wimps are no much for me!
[15:38] ---
    I'll show you my power!
[15:41] ---
    Spara la Magia bel mirale...
[15:52] ---
    What was that?
[15:55] ---
    What... the hell?
[15:58] ---
    After all that eagerness,
    this is what happens?
[16:01] ---
    Wise's magic has been sealed!
[16:04] ---
    Yeah, I know.
[16:05] ---
    I know, so you don't need
    to say it aloud, Porta.
[16:10] ---
    Mom will do her best!
[16:26] ---
    Wise's magic is no longer sealed!
[16:29] ---
    Let's all just pretend that never happened.
[16:35] ---
    Let me handle picking up the gems!
[16:44] ---
    How cute.
[16:46] ---
    She's like a little squirrel, isn't she?
[16:48] ---
    Still, Mamako's a little overpowered, isn't she?
[16:55] ---
    So that's what it looks like
    when you level up, huh?
[16:58] ---
    Basic stats go up automatically,
    and then you get SP...
[17:02] ---
    And there we go.
[17:04] ---
    You can allocate these SP points
    to customize your character, I guess.
[17:16] ---
    This time they're mine!
[17:18] ---
    Spara la Magia bel mira—
[17:23] ---
    Wise's...
[17:25] ---
    Don't say it aloud.
[17:26] ---
    Huh? Ma-kun, look.
[17:32] ---
    It was so small, but now it's so big!
[17:38] ---
    Mom, watch out!
[17:43] ---
    Mom, are you okay?
[17:46] ---
    Huh?
[17:48] ---
    Oh? Oh? Oh?
[17:49] ---
    Oh? Oh? Oh? Oh?
[17:51] ---
    Oh? Oh? Oh? Oh?
[17:54] ---
    What the heck?
[17:56] ---
    My clothes aren't melting at all!
[18:00] ---
    No, no... Wait...
[18:04] ---
    I can't...
[18:06] ---
    N-No, Ma-kun!
[18:08] ---
    You're my son!
[18:10] ---
    No matter how much you love me...
[18:13] ---
    What are you talking about?
[18:15] ---
    This isn't the time for jokes!
[18:17] ---
    But I'm soaking wet!
[18:19] ---
    Ma-kun, your mommy is soaking wet!
[18:22] ---
    Soaking wet!
[18:24] ---
    Please calm down!
[18:26] ---
    Don't say another word!
[18:31] ---
    He went after my mom again?
[18:33] ---
    Stop it! No more, please!
[18:36] ---
    Mommy's wearing a thong today!
[18:39] ---
    I did not need to know that!
[18:45] ---
    I see something a son
    was never meant to see...
[18:49] ---
    Spara la Magia bel mirale...
[18:55] ---
    Lento!
[18:55] ---
    Slow
[19:01] ---
    I thought you couldn't cast magic!
[19:05] ---
    A high-level sage like me can resist the effect
    with my overwhelming magical power!
[19:10] ---
    I gave her an item
    to cure the bad status effect!
[19:14] ---
    Sorry it took so long!
[19:15] ---
    Well done, Porta!
[19:17] ---
    You're way more helpful
    than that mostly useless sage!
[19:22] ---
    You won't get away!
[19:26] ---
    You melted a mother's clothes
    in front of her son...
[19:32] ---
    You must be punished!
[19:46] ---
    Look, look, Ma-kun!
[19:48] ---
    Your mom won!
[19:51] ---
    You start glowing when you're happy, too?
[19:53] ---
    Forget that, put on some clothes!
[19:57] ---
    Here you go!
[19:59] ---
    Oh, thank you!
[20:02] ---
    Nothing but an apron?
    Are you trying to kill your son?
[20:07] ---
    B-But I guess it's better than naked.
[20:10] ---
    Nice, Porta!
[20:12] ---
    Anyway, I guess my mom
    is gonna steal all the glory, huh?
[20:17] ---
    Look at that!
[20:31] ---
    Shirase?
[20:32] ---
    I'll revive her with my magic!
[20:46] ---
    Hello.
[20:47] ---
    I am here to inform you
    that I have safely come back to life.
[20:51] ---
    Okay, that's what should happen in a game.
[20:53] ---
    Um, can you tell me your name
    and job this time?
[20:57] ---
    I am Shirase.
[20:59] ---
    I inform that I am
    the mysterious nun, Shirase!
[21:03] ---
    Got it. I'll keep that in mind.
[21:07] ---
    It appears you defeated
    the dangerous monster that ate me.
[21:11] ---
    And so, I will offer you a special quest
    in recognition of your powers.
[21:18] ---
    If you would like to accept this quest,
    please prepare your equipment
[21:23] ---
    and head to a small farming village west of
    the Kingdom of Mommalia, the village of Maman!
[21:29] ---
    Walk, walk, walk.
[21:31] ---
    Okay, we got plenty of mam.
    Next is equipment. Let's buy some!
[21:37] ---
    From the look of the stuff they're selling,
    one mam seems to be about one yen.
[21:41] ---
    One carton of a dozen eggs = 100 mam.
[21:43] ---
    Look, Ma-kun! Eggs are cheap!
    One carton of a dozen for 100 mam!
[21:48] ---
    Listen, mom.
    We're not here to buy cooking ingredients.
[21:50] ---
    They're so fresh!
[21:54] ---
    Oh, that meat looks good too!
[21:57] ---
    And those veggies, too!
[22:00] ---
    What is this?
    Hey, what do you think about this, Ma-kun?
[22:01] ---
    I have a bad feeling for some reason...
[23:34] ---
    Underwear is Armor. Make Sure It’s High in Defense.
    Otherwise, My Son Might Die!
[23:35] ---
    I thought you might want to join me.

Season 1 + OVA

E3 - Underwear is Armor. Make Sure It's High in Defense. Otherwise, My Son Might Die!

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[00:01] ---
    Okay, everyone, put your hands together.
[00:03] ---
    Let's eat!
[00:04] ---
    - Let's eat!
    - Let's eat!
[00:06] ---
    Okay, eat up!
[00:16] ---
    I can't believe this would be
    my first morning in an RPG world.
[00:21] ---
    Well, Ma-kun? Is it good?
[00:24] ---
    Sure, I guess it is.
[00:26] ---
    Great!
[00:32] ---
    This is so amazing! Rice with raw egg
    and miso soup with seaweed!
[00:36] ---
    It feels like so long since I've been
    in touch with my roots!
[00:42] ---
    I can't... I can't stop crying!
[00:45] ---
    W-Wise, are you okay?
[00:47] ---
    Oh, goodness!
    I'm going to eat on my knees!
[00:50] ---
    I want to enjoy every part of a Japanese meal,
    even my knees going numb!
[00:55] ---
    Okay, I will too!
[00:58] ---
    Me, too!
[00:59] ---
    Give me a break.
[01:02] ---
    They're like Japanese tourists...
[01:04] ---
    Japan! Japan! Yes, Japan!
[01:07] ---
    Gimme seconds! Gimme seconds!
[01:08] ---
    I'm glad we bought the miso and eggs
    at the market, aren't you, Ma-kun?
[01:12] ---
    Yeah, I guess.
[01:14] ---
    Listen, everybody.
[01:16] ---
    Today we're on a special quest
    to go to Maman Village.
[01:18] ---
    Once we're done eating,
    we're going to go buy equipment for sure.
[01:21] ---
    Okay!
[02:55] ---
    Underwear is Armor. Make Sure It’s High in Defense.
    Otherwise, My Son Might Die!
[02:56] ---
    You're after armor?
[02:58] ---
    Then how about this?
[03:01] ---
    This armor is all about freedom of movement.
    Looks good, huh?
[03:05] ---
    But there's somebody in my party
    I refuse to let wear this!
[03:10] ---
    Oh, how wonderful!
    Mommy's never seen armor like this!
[03:13] ---
    The one I least wanted to try it
    wants to try it!
[03:16] ---
    Ma-kun, I'm done changing! Take a look!
[03:21] ---
    What do you think of your mom's new outfit?
[03:28] ---
    Nobody understands how it feels
    for a son to see his mom in a bikini...
[03:33] ---
    Nobody but me understands...
[03:35] ---
    O-Oh? I thought you'd be happy.
    Does it not look good on me?
[03:40] ---
    I mean, I guess it does look good on you!
    But there's a deeper problem here!
[03:45] ---
    Just change back!
[03:47] ---
    A-Alright, I get it.
[03:50] ---
    I'll try the next one!
[03:52] ---
    No, that's not what I meant!
[03:56] ---
    Mamako Oosuki, age 15!
[04:02] ---
    Mommy's made her decision.
[04:04] ---
    With this dark power, I'll destroy everything!
[04:09] ---
    Mom...
[04:11] ---
    Please stop.
[04:12] ---
    Just one more! See, this one!
[04:16] ---
    But that's...
[04:18] ---
    What do you think, Porta?
[04:19] ---
    Yes! It's a Robe of Healing!
    It's mostly worn by healers and other magic users.
[04:25] ---
    Your mom can only use warrior armor, like you.
[04:30] ---
    I'm sorry but she can't equip it.
[04:33] ---
    You heard her.
[04:34] ---
    But look! The shoulder width is just right!
[04:37] ---
    The size is fine!
[04:39] ---
    Yeah, but it's not about the size.
    Your class can't equip it.
[04:43] ---
    My class shouldn't be a problem, right?
[04:46] ---
    Don't worry.
[04:48] ---
    Mommy is just going to try it on.
[04:52] ---
    Um, what happens if you ignore class restrictions
    and put something on anyway?
[04:57] ---
    W-Well, I'm not sure either, but...
[05:02] ---
    Ma-kun, Mommy needs you! Save me!
[05:04] ---
    What's wrong, mom?
[05:07] ---
    What's going on here?
[05:09] ---
    Help mommy get her clothes off!
[05:12] ---
    Plop.
[05:15] ---
    We got the equipment we need,
[05:18] ---
    but when my mom's around,
    things get really rough...
[05:21] ---
    It's like, it's not really an adventure at all.
[05:24] ---
    It's like normal life.
[05:26] ---
    Ma-kun!
[05:36] ---
    What's that?
[05:37] ---
    They had a sale at that shop.
    I bought lots of clothes for everybody!
[05:46] ---
    Hey, listen, Mom.
[05:48] ---
    Haven't you been a bit too excited
    since getting here?
[05:51] ---
    Y-Yeah. I'm just so happy to go
    on an adventure with you.
[05:55] ---
    That's not it!
[05:57] ---
    You've been immature,
    selfish and meddlesome.
[06:01] ---
    There's a lot of that, isn't there?
[06:02] ---
    I didn't mean to...
[06:04] ---
    Well, you are!
[06:06] ---
    No matter what I'm doing, you're always there.
    Are you trying to mess with me?
[06:10] ---
    It's a pain just having you around.
[06:13] ---
    Hold on, Masato, that’s too much.
    You’re being weird and mean.
[06:17] ---
    Right, Porta?
[06:21] ---
    I'm sorry.
[06:23] ---
    I-I'm sorry...
[06:25] ---
    I don't know how to apologize...
[06:28] ---
    Oh, no...
[06:29] ---
    Mommy won't act like that anymore.
    I'm really sorry.
[06:35] ---
    Damn, I did it again!
[06:37] ---
    Just because things aren't going how I want,
    I start sulking and get mad...
[06:41] ---
    I'm like a kid throwing a tantrum.
[06:45] ---
    I'm so lame.
[06:54] ---
    Ma-kun.
[06:56] ---
    Let me "tickle" your ears.
[06:57] ---
    Huh? Why now?
[06:59] ---
    Because I want to make up with you. So...
[07:03] ---
    I don't know why you need
    to clean my ears to make up...
[07:06] ---
    Okay?
[07:20] ---
    Thank you.
[07:22] ---
    Okay, here we go, Ma-kun.
[07:24] ---
    Don't move!
[07:29] ---
    I'm lying on your lap...
[07:32] ---
    Yeah. You're lying on mommy's lap.
[07:41] ---
    Hey, Mom...
[07:43] ---
    What?
[07:45] ---
    It feels like, when I talk to you,
    I sometimes say things I don't mean.
[07:50] ---
    I'm sorry, really.
[07:52] ---
    Ma-kun...
[07:54] ---
    I really count on you.
[07:57] ---
    Like right now, I can't clean my own ears,
    so I really appreciate it.
[08:02] ---
    Oh, so I'm your ear cleaner, then?
    Is that the only thing I do?
[08:08] ---
    No, no! That's not what I mean...
[08:11] ---
    Hey, don't move.
[08:14] ---
    Mommy loves it when you're kind
    and care about your mom.
[08:20] ---
    Thanks... And um, you're glowing, Mom.
[08:25] ---
    They made up!
[08:27] ---
    Yup.
[08:31] ---
    Walk, walk, walk.
[08:32] ---
    Welcome to Maman Village
[08:33] ---
    It happened just the other day...
[08:36] ---
    A demon called the Empress of Night
    appeared in the village.
[08:40] ---
    With her incredible power, she brought the villagers
    to heel, and gave them her demand.
[08:48] ---
    If they valued their lives, they were to bring
    the best-looking guy in the village, a hot host,
[08:53] ---
    one whose pecs and abs she could rub all day
    and still not get tired of them, as a sacrifice.
[09:01] ---
    I'm getting an image
    of some dumb, horny old cougar.
[09:05] ---
    That idiot...
[09:07] ---
    The sacrifice is to be handed over tonight.
[09:10] ---
    But just when we were lost and didn't know
    what to do, you all appeared before us.
[09:16] ---
    Well, we understand what you're thinking, Mayor.
[09:20] ---
    It's what I think it is, right?
[09:22] ---
    That's right.
[09:23] ---
    I planned on having you stay as long as you like,
    giving you free food and rooms,
[09:29] ---
    making sure you didn't leave
    until the empress showed up,
[09:34] ---
    in the hope that you could deal with her!
[09:37] ---
    Oh, he was planning on trying
    to make it happen naturally?
[09:41] ---
    Well, that's fine.
[09:43] ---
    Oh, thank you so much!
[09:46] ---
    But first, please enjoy "Maman's Milk Bath,"
    the village hot spring!
[09:57] ---
    This is wonderful.
[09:59] ---
    Wow, I think it's made me more beautiful.
[10:03] ---
    No, that's not right...
[10:05] ---
    Hey, mom, got a second?
[10:07] ---
    What is it?
[10:14] ---
    Hey, what are you doing, Mom?
[10:17] ---
    I thought I'd join you in the bath.
[10:20] ---
    The mayor said that we could have it
    to ourselves today.
[10:24] ---
    The bastard...
[10:26] ---
    So then...
[10:31] ---
    Come on in, you two!
[10:33] ---
    Ma-kun can't take his eyes off me,
    so now's your chance!
[10:39] ---
    I'm already in up to my shoulders, so I'm fine!
[10:43] ---
    I'm really getting in the bath with him?
    No way...
[10:46] ---
    Oh, you can't join a mommy
    and her son in the bath?
[10:50] ---
    Guess you can't be my daughter, after all.
    Such a shame.
[10:54] ---
    Hold it! If that's still on the table,
    I'm getting in.
[10:57] ---
    Becoming your daughter is my best shot.
[11:00] ---
    Especially after what I just heard.
[11:03] ---
    Come on in, then!
[11:05] ---
    As I'm sure you're aware,
    it's bad manners to wear a towel in a hot spring.
[11:10] ---
    I'm quite strict about that.
[11:12] ---
    S-So I get no armor, then? Fine!
[11:17] ---
    Masato, if you look over here I'll kil—
[11:19] ---
    Hey, Wise, I don't think girls
    should speak like that.
[11:24] ---
    Nothing will happen if you look over here,
    but don't look too much.
[11:28] ---
    R-Right...
[11:35] ---
    Wise.
[11:37] ---
    This place is so nice.
    Why not take a moment and relax?
[11:42] ---
    Okay.
[11:42] ---
    So, you wanted to talk about our battle
    with the Empress of Night, right Ma-kun?
[11:49] ---
    Am I right?
[11:50] ---
    Y-Yeah, that's it! That's the thing!
[11:52] ---
    According to the mayor, she's like a demon.
[11:55] ---
    But I wonder what she's really like.
[11:58] ---
    Mom, was there anything in the guide book?
[12:01] ---
    Well, there was lots of stuff about monsters,
    but nothing about the Empress of Night.
[12:07] ---
    Did they screw up?
    Or maybe it's a new monster.
[12:13] ---
    It's very dangerous to fight a monster
    with no information,
[12:16] ---
    but the villagers need us!
[12:18] ---
    We took the quest,
    so we kind of have to, I guess.
[12:24] ---
    The Empress of Night uses magic.
[12:26] ---
    Offense, buffs, healing. She uses all of it.
[12:29] ---
    And she has the cast cancel skill,
    so you can't interrupt her when she's casting.
[12:33] ---
    She also has invincibility barriers,
    which need three hits in a row in order to damage.
[12:40] ---
    She's a really big pain to fight.
[12:42] ---
    Wow, I see!
[12:44] ---
    You're really well-informed, Wise!
[12:46] ---
    You know a lot about her, huh?
[12:48] ---
    Of course I do! She's my—
[12:52] ---
    She's your?
[12:53] ---
    Um... um...
[12:56] ---
    I heard a rumor about her
    before joining up with you.
[13:01] ---
    You expect me to believe that?
[13:03] ---
    You'd damn well better!
[13:05] ---
    We're party members, right?
    You shouldn't doubt a fellow party member!
[13:07] ---
    It makes you scum!
[13:10] ---
    Huh?
[13:13] ---
    Wait, Wise.
    Give me time to say my last words.
[13:16] ---
    Mom, I'm going to die from a magical blast
    as punishment for seeing a girl naked.
[13:21] ---
    I might die multiple times.
    But don't worry, I'll come back to life.
[13:25] ---
    That's right. This is a game.
[13:27] ---
    I'll believe in and watch over you!
[13:29] ---
    I've got healing items ready,
    so don't worry about a thing!
[13:33] ---
    Thank you, Porta.
[13:35] ---
    Come on, Wise. Make it quick.
[13:37] ---
    D-Don't underestimate me!
[13:39] ---
    I bet a perv like you
    would want me to punish them!
[13:43] ---
    S-So I refuse!
[13:46] ---
    What's that? No punishment?
[13:49] ---
    Does it bug you? I bet it bugs you!
[13:51] ---
    If it bugs you, go dig a hole somewhere and
    scream all those "thank you's" you couldn't say!
[14:02] ---
    Thank... you.
[14:02] ---
    Masato, you jerk!
[14:09] ---
    That's strange.
[14:10] ---
    Given the way hot spring events usually work,
    Masato should be flying past me any minute now.
[14:16] ---
    Something wrong?
[14:18] ---
    No, don't worry.
[14:24] ---
    So? Is there something else?
[14:27] ---
    No, everything's fine.
    I fully understand how you feel.
[14:31] ---
    Your actions are far from
    what this game's designers intended.
[14:35] ---
    You leave us no choice
    but to remove your access to the service.
[14:42] ---
    Is that so? What a shame.
[14:46] ---
    I've already prepared the means
    to neutralize you.
[14:53] ---
    Did you try to erase me from the system?
[14:57] ---
    But it's useless. I have a special power.
[15:08] ---
    This is... a stun effect.
[15:11] ---
    Yes! That's right!
[15:13] ---
    I only got a basic explanation,
    so I don't really recall, but it sure is helpful!
[15:27] ---
    One last thing.
[15:28] ---
    I inform you that your daughter is quite close,
    along with the rest of her party.
[15:36] ---
    There's still time.
[15:37] ---
    Do you have any intention of making up
    with your daughter and starting over?
[15:40] ---
    None.
[15:41] ---
    You're absolutely sure?
[15:43] ---
    Of course I am! I'm living free.
[15:47] ---
    I don't need that stupid girl.
[15:49] ---
    These kids are smart, unlike her.
    They do whatever I tell them.
[15:54] ---
    These are the kinds of kids I wanted!
[15:56] ---
    What kind of parent
    uses her children as furniture?
[15:59] ---
    No, nothing I say will matter, will it?
[16:03] ---
    Goodbye!
[16:10] ---
    It's not over yet. There's still hope.
[16:14] ---
    I'm sure when I open my eyes again,
    I'll see a mom and child that I can count on.
[16:20] ---
    Blargh.
[16:23] ---
    Maman's Milk! Really?
[16:28] ---
    No, this is to help me grow into a strong boy!
[16:34] ---
    So good.
[16:35] ---
    Masato...
[16:36] ---
    You're in there, right? Can we talk?
[16:39] ---
    Y-Yeah, I'm right here...
[16:42] ---
    Are you here to punish me?
[16:45] ---
    Give me time to put on some clothes, at least.
    I don't want to go flying while naked.
[16:49] ---
    What are you talking about?
    I'm not here to punish you.
[16:53] ---
    I just want to talk.
[16:55] ---
    O-Okay.
[16:56] ---
    Hey, I'm going for a walk, I guess.
[17:01] ---
    Huh? A walk? Where?
[17:04] ---
    Where? Just around the forest nearby, I guess.
[17:09] ---
    Wait, we're doing a boss fight right after this.
    Why go for a walk now? And in the forest?
[17:15] ---
    You're right, but...
[17:18] ---
    Want to come with me, then?
[17:21] ---
    Huh? Why me, too?
[17:25] ---
    Wise, you're acting kind of weird...
[17:30] ---
    Listen, Wise, I think I might know
    what's going on here.
[17:35] ---
    Between you and the Empress of Night, I mean.
[17:41] ---
    Shut up, stupid Masato.
[17:43] ---
    Forget it. I'm going on my own. See ya!
[17:45] ---
    Wait! Hold—
[17:50] ---
    H-H-Hey! What are you doing?
[17:52] ---
    S-Sorry!
[17:53] ---
    Ma-kun!
[17:55] ---
    I actually bought you and me
    matching pajamas as a surprise...
[18:00] ---
    If you’ve started dating,
    I'd like you to properly introduce us first!
[18:04] ---
    - We haven't!
    - We haven't!
[18:06] ---
    Jump!
[18:08] ---
    Okay, now, Wise...
[18:11] ---
    I think it's time you tell us what's going on.
[18:15] ---
    I've pretty much figured it out already.
[18:18] ---
    But you should tell the others.
[18:22] ---
    We're all on the same team.
    It's not right to keep them in the dark, right?
[18:27] ---
    Is this about your mother, Wise?
[18:32] ---
    You knew, Mom?
[18:34] ---
    You're amazing, Ms. Mama!
[18:36] ---
    Fine. I'll tell you.
[18:39] ---
    That Empress of Night
    the mayor was talking about is my mom.
[18:45] ---
    Your mom?
[18:46] ---
    Oh my!
[18:48] ---
    My mom's the worst, really.
[18:51] ---
    She'd spend all her money at host clubs.
[18:54] ---
    My real name is Genya, which was the stage name
    of one of her favorite hosts.
[19:01] ---
    What? Seriously?
[19:03] ---
    She named her daughter after a host?
[19:06] ---
    That's right. That's right...
[19:10] ---
    And because of that, my parents divorced.
[19:13] ---
    Of course, I decided to live with my dad.
[19:17] ---
    I thought I was done with her.
[19:19] ---
    But then, one day
    she just walked back into my life.
[19:24] ---
    And she wanted to make up with her family?
[19:26] ---
    That's right!
[19:27] ---
    I was totally against it,
    but she started talking about this game.
[19:31] ---
    She tried forcing us to make up.
[19:34] ---
    But when she figured out she was kind of strong
    and could make lots of money,
[19:38] ---
    she began saying she needed to "blow off steam"
    and spending her time fooling around with men!
[19:42] ---
    I blew up and we got into a big fight,
    and then that was it!
[19:49] ---
    So that's what's up with my family.
[19:52] ---
    We're finished.
[19:53] ---
    Finished? You don't...
[19:55] ---
    It's not just me!
    Mom feels the same way!
[19:58] ---
    She doesn't care about me!
[20:00] ---
    I'm sure she cares about you!
[20:03] ---
    The truth's the truth.
[20:04] ---
    My relationship with my mom is over.
[20:11] ---
    That's not true.
[20:14] ---
    It's never over between a parent and child.
    It's never over.
[20:19] ---
    There's something between parent and child
    that goes beyond genes or the family tree.
[20:24] ---
    A connection that can never be broken.
[20:27] ---
    So it's never over.
[20:31] ---
    My family's not like yours.
[20:34] ---
    There's nothing between—
[20:35] ---
    I know there is.
[20:37] ---
    You don't realize it, but it's there inside you.
[20:41] ---
    Mamako?
[20:44] ---
    Wise, try to feel my arms around you.
[20:51] ---
    How's it feel?
[20:52] ---
    How?
[20:53] ---
    Your breasts are big,
    and you're soft and smell good.
[20:59] ---
    But you think it's also
    not quite right, don't you?
[21:02] ---
    I do. It's not quite a familiar feeling... Kinda.
[21:09] ---
    You smell kind of different.
[21:11] ---
    Not in a bad way,
    just not what it should be.
[21:14] ---
    Different compared to who?
[21:16] ---
    Who? Of course, it's my...
[21:20] ---
    My mom.
[21:22] ---
    What's important to a parent and child
    is within you, Wise.
[21:27] ---
    That's why... right?
[21:30] ---
    Let's make your mom remember the bond
    between a mother and her kid.
[21:35] ---
    I'll be receiving my sixth son today.
[21:39] ---
    I'll have him do a bridge
    and make him into an abs table.
[21:43] ---
    And then I can rub his abs while I drink wine.
[21:48] ---
    Such luxury!
[21:51] ---
    Abs...
[21:53] ---
    I inform you that your daughter is quite close,
    along with the rest of her party.
[21:59] ---
    Having a daughter is such a pain.
[22:02] ---
    No matter.
[23:35] ---
    Kids Are Kids and Parents Are Parents but Also Human Beings,
    and It Takes All Kinds, but They Get Through It Together, Right?
[23:36] ---
    Mom's going to do her best, Ma-kun!

Season 1 + OVA

E4 - Kids Are Kids and Parents Are Parents (but Also Human Beings), and It Takes All Kinds, but They Get Through It Together, Right?

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[00:01] ---
    Hey, it's been a while! It's me, your mom!
[00:04] ---
    Hey! What are you doing here?
[00:05] ---
    You and Dad got divorced,
    so what are you doing here?
[00:08] ---
    We're going to play this.
[00:13] ---
    No way in hell
    am I playing a game with you!
[00:16] ---
    By the way, we can't leave the game
    unless we become close.
[00:20] ---
    Now, let's have a fun adventure together, Genya!
[00:22] ---
    Don't call me that!
[00:26] ---
    Mom, I'll keep them busy, so can you—
[00:29] ---
    Enemies and hot guys
    will kneel before my power!
[00:38] ---
    Hey!
[00:41] ---
    Adventurer's Guild
[00:41] ---
    - I'm done!
    - Done with what?
[00:44] ---
    It's not going well, I know,
    but I'm trying my best—
[00:47] ---
    Like hell you are!
    You're just screwing around!
[00:50] ---
    I've had enough!
[01:01] ---
    Was I asleep? Why?
[01:04] ---
    You fell asleep because of Ms. Mama's lap!
[01:06] ---
    You don't have to say it like a famous saying.
[01:09] ---
    You were all stressed out, huh?
[01:11] ---
    Well? Are you okay now?
[01:13] ---
    There's drool on your mouth, young lady.
[01:16] ---
    Can you really meet your mother again
    if you're being so lazy?
[01:20] ---
    Okay, if that's what you want...
[01:22] ---
    I can use you as an example
    of how I'm feeling.
[01:27] ---
    Bara la Magia bel mirale...
[01:31] ---
    Morte!
[01:31] ---
    Death
[01:32] ---
    You idiot! That's...
[03:11] ---
    Kids Are Kids and Parents Are Parents but Also Human Beings,
    and It Takes All Kinds, but They Get Through It Together, Right?
[03:11] ---
    A coffin appeared out of nowhere.
[03:15] ---
    Unbelievably, inside was...
[03:16] ---
    I guess we should bring her back.
[03:18] ---
    Spara la Magia pel mirale...
[03:22] ---
    Revival
[03:22] ---
    Rianimato!
[03:26] ---
    I knew that when I opened my eyes again,
[03:30] ---
    I had faith that I would see
    your smiling faces.
[03:34] ---
    But I inform you that I would've rather been revived
    after the branch impaling me was dealt with...
[03:45] ---
    Welcome back!
[03:47] ---
    I told them that the Empress is my mom.
[03:51] ---
    So now my mom and I are going to have
    a family meeting, by force, if necessary.
[03:56] ---
    Then as your guide, I, Shiraaaase, shall infoooorm you
    about some additional facts about her.
[04:05] ---
    Indeed, I shall infoooorm you.
[04:08] ---
    For my name is Shirase.
[04:10] ---
    Nothing throws you off your game, does it?
[04:12] ---
    First, the Empress of Night
    is actually Wise's mother.
[04:16] ---
    Her real name is Kazuno.
[04:19] ---
    A test player who's gone out of control
    and started pursuing her own disgusting hobbies.
[04:26] ---
    She's an embarrassment to our family!
[04:28] ---
    Like Wise, she's a sage.
[04:31] ---
    Her starting bonus was a book of spells
    that allows her to use any magic in the game.
[04:38] ---
    Wise, you had a rough time, too, huh?
[04:41] ---
    I sure did!
[04:42] ---
    There was nothing for me to do during a fight!
[04:45] ---
    I know! I know exactly what you're saying!
[04:47] ---
    Kazuno also managed to save
    an immense amount of SP,
[04:51] ---
    and learn the cast cancel skill.
[04:55] ---
    Also, she seems to have an invincible defense skill,
    which isn't part of the game.
[05:00] ---
    Do you mean a cheat?
[05:02] ---
    A cheat?
[05:03] ---
    Basically, something that's unfair
    and against the rules.
[05:07] ---
    She's likely using some kind of cheating tool
    that she acquired from the outside.
[05:12] ---
    In addition to her invincibility, she's also forcing
    the NPCs to do things they weren't designed to do.
[05:18] ---
    I knew she was up to something
    she wasn't telling me about...
[05:21] ---
    My mom is so dumb.
[05:23] ---
    Illegal actions like this are harshly penalized.
[05:27] ---
    The fine could stretch into
    the hundreds of millions of yen!
[05:31] ---
    A fine in the hundreds of millions of yen?
[05:35] ---
    This is worse than I thought,
    but we can still do something, right?
[05:40] ---
    Since you're in the game,
    why not do something within the game's rules?
[05:45] ---
    Do you mean...
[05:46] ---
    If you can bring this incident
    to a heartwarming conclusion,
[05:50] ---
    one that brings the two of you closer together,
[05:54] ---
    I can write the report in a way
    that'll look good to my superiors.
[05:58] ---
    So...
[06:02] ---
    So us three are participating
    in Wise's family's quest and clearing it.
[06:06] ---
    Is that okay, Wise?
[06:08] ---
    Of course!
[06:09] ---
    I'll do my best, too!
[06:11] ---
    That's right. It's best to resolve this with words,
    but since we're up against Wise's mother...
[06:17] ---
    Let's have Porta get
    some items ready, just in case.
[06:20] ---
    Right!
[06:21] ---
    And Mom...
[06:22] ---
    It feels kind of inappropriate
    to get involved in another family's issues...
[06:28] ---
    But I think it's time to get nosy!
[06:31] ---
    With Mommy's maximum firepower!
[06:33] ---
    This is a heartwarming scene,
    so I won't say anything.
[06:37] ---
    So that's our plan, Shirase.
[06:39] ---
    Understood.
[06:40] ---
    Then, using the forbidden power
    hidden with me,
[06:44] ---
    I will guide you to the Empress.
[06:48] ---
    The operations team has just informed me
    that she's currently opened another window
[06:53] ---
    and is illegally rewriting the system.
[06:56] ---
    which leaves me with but one choice...
[07:00] ---
    Activating special authority!
[07:01] ---
    Unbelievably powerful ultimate magic!
[07:03] ---
    BA-N-HAM-MER!
[07:03] ---
    Admin Intervention
[07:07] ---
    What a terrifying ultimate spell!
[07:16] ---
    Oh my!
[07:18] ---
    Here she comes!
[07:23] ---
    Well, hello there.
[07:26] ---
    What the hell is wrong with her?
[07:29] ---
    C-Calm down, Wise!
[07:30] ---
    I don't want that to be my mom!
[07:33] ---
    You're always such an annoyance.
[07:37] ---
    Hey, let's talk first!
[07:39] ---
    Furulso di Lava!
[07:47] ---
    So she doesn't even want to talk, huh?
[07:49] ---
    If that's how it's going to be...
[07:51] ---
    Spara la Magia bel mirale...
[07:54] ---
    Blizzard
[07:54] ---
    Viento nieve!
[07:55] ---
    Also, Gyattsuo Gulmo!
[07:56] ---
    Glacier
[08:13] ---
    Oh my. Then...
[08:18] ---
    She's controlling the in-game objects?
[08:21] ---
    Damn! Not good if we're in
    the middle of a forest!
[08:26] ---
    Leave it to Mommy!
[08:28] ---
    No matter how many there are,
    I can attack them all!
[08:31] ---
    I'm so glad you have multi-target attacks!
[08:37] ---
    Porta, stay close to Mom!
[08:39] ---
    O-Okay!
[08:40] ---
    Shirase, you...
[08:42] ---
    Huh?
[08:44] ---
    I'll revive her when I can!
[08:52] ---
    Mom! Porta!
[08:55] ---
    I can't destroy it? Why?
[08:57] ---
    Too bad!
[08:59] ---
    They were destructible until now,
    but it looks like the bug was patched!
[09:03] ---
    They won't be getting out!
[09:09] ---
    What?
[09:10] ---
    Hey, Mom! What is all this stuff?
[09:14] ---
    No idea.
[09:16] ---
    There was a present in my item storage
    with no sender name on it,
[09:20] ---
    so I opened it and this room appeared.
[09:23] ---
    You've come this far, so don't play dumb!
[09:25] ---
    It's the truth, though.
[09:27] ---
    I also know that
    any wish I make here comes true.
[09:33] ---
    Wh-What the hell?
    That doesn't make sense.
[09:36] ---
    Does that mean this room is
    the cheating tool that the Empress is using?
[09:41] ---
    In other words, we're inside a program?
[09:44] ---
    Come forth!
[09:45] ---
    Cornelio! Orecchio! Tifone!
[09:50] ---
    I got them in this room, too!
[09:53] ---
    With this room, I can rule over this world,
    as well as the real world!
[10:00] ---
    What is she talking about?
    She's nuts!
[10:03] ---
    I asked, just to try, and I received
    an answer that it was possible!
[10:07] ---
    For example, if I wished for a country's
    top-secret documents and got them,
[10:13] ---
    how much do you think they'd pay
    to get them back?
[10:17] ---
    That's going too far!
[10:19] ---
    Knock this off!
[10:21] ---
    Knock it off?
[10:23] ---
    That's my line!
[10:25] ---
    You know, I seriously hoped
    we could use this game to fix things between us.
[10:30] ---
    But then you...
[10:33] ---
    I did what?
[10:34] ---
    You don't remember what you did?
[10:40] ---
    That was...
[10:43] ---
    Wise...
[10:44] ---
    Sure, maybe a few things I said
    were a bit too much, but...
[10:48] ---
    I never should've had a child.
[10:53] ---
    Children are the worst.
[10:55] ---
    They're selfish, always causing problems,
[10:57] ---
    and all they do is rob their parent's
    peace and freedom.
[11:01] ---
    - Wait...
    - So you know, Genya...
[11:03] ---
    Wait! Wait, mom! I apologize!
[11:06] ---
    So let's give it another try—
[11:07] ---
    No, I'm done. I don't need you!
[11:13] ---
    Wise!
[11:24] ---
    Hey, why are you being like this?
    And you call yourself a mother?
[11:29] ---
    You're just like her, aren't you?
[11:32] ---
    You don't respect your parents.
[11:33] ---
    You just say and do whatever you want.
[11:37] ---
    I admit it. I'm the same.
[11:40] ---
    All kids are like that.
[11:42] ---
    But my mom never said the things you did.
[11:48] ---
    I'm aware I'm selfish.
[11:51] ---
    But that's what kids are like.
[11:55] ---
    In my head, I know I don't mean them,
[11:57] ---
    but the words just come out on their own.
[12:00] ---
    And I can't control them.
[12:03] ---
    So would you please forgive her?
[12:06] ---
    Forgive your child!
[12:09] ---
    I know she didn't mean everything she said.
[12:12] ---
    So please, don't abandon your child.
[12:18] ---
    Did you really think it'd be that easy?
[12:22] ---
    Of course it wouldn't be.
[12:24] ---
    Lusche de la Danatione!
[12:32] ---
    This is a hammer of rage!
[12:34] ---
    All mothers are angry!
[12:36] ---
    A kid is just a ball and chain!
    A thing to take away your freedom!
[12:41] ---
    That's all!
[12:45] ---
    This is the end for you!
[12:48] ---
    Begone, meddlesome kids!
[12:52] ---
    Wh-What?
[13:08] ---
    Mom?
[13:11] ---
    I've never forgotten for an instant
    the moment my child was born.
[13:18] ---
    The moment I realized
    that I was truly willing to die for him.
[13:24] ---
    The day he first smiled.
[13:28] ---
    The day he first called me "Mommy."
[13:31] ---
    I could never forget...
[13:34] ---
    Because I'm a mother.
[13:40] ---
    How could anybody forget that joy?
[13:45] ---
    How could anyone not want the bond
    between a mother and child,
[13:49] ---
    the irreplaceable connection
    that only they have?
[13:56] ---
    I can't understand it.
[13:58] ---
    I even feel angry at it.
[14:01] ---
    And sad, too.
[14:04] ---
    But I believe...
[14:07] ---
    That if you're a mother, you'll remember, right?
[14:12] ---
    No, I'll make you remember.
[14:15] ---
    For the sake of your child, Wise,
    I'll do whatever it takes!
[14:18] ---
    I appreciate the offer, but I'll pass.
[14:21] ---
    I'm the only one necessary in this world.
[14:24] ---
    For I have the power
    to make everything go my way!
[14:29] ---
    Then I'll destroy the strength you're so proud of
    with the power that you've ignored.
[14:36] ---
    Then you'll realize, won't you?
[14:39] ---
    You think you can?
[14:41] ---
    Of course I can!
[14:43] ---
    I have a son that I'm very proud of!
[14:46] ---
    Right, Ma-kun?
[14:47] ---
    Mom...
[14:53] ---
    I'm sorry for always so selfish.
[14:57] ---
    And...
[14:59] ---
    Thank you!
[15:02] ---
    I'm glad you're my mother.
[15:05] ---
    Yes. You're welcome!
[15:08] ---
    It's like something out of a bad family movie.
[15:12] ---
    Ma-kun, Mommy will do her best!
[15:17] ---
    Bariela!
[15:21] ---
    She hurt me?
[15:23] ---
    I'm not done yet!
[15:27] ---
    What? Don't you think you get
    a few too many attacks?
[15:31] ---
    You're insane!
[15:33] ---
    My mom's really amazing, after all.
    She's so strong!
[15:38] ---
    But I have this!
[15:40] ---
    That veil looks like some kind of defense magic.
[15:45] ---
    - Which means...
    - Masato, use this!
[15:48] ---
    Alright! Good job, Porta!
[15:55] ---
    Wh-What?
[15:57] ---
    Your face looks just like your daughter's!
[15:59] ---
    And just like Wise,
    you can't protect against magic sealing!
[16:04] ---
    - Now, Mom! Let's go!
    - Right!
[16:06] ---
    Enough of this!
[16:08] ---
    You're a mother, so you must understand!
[16:10] ---
    You know how it feels
    to have a child take over your life!
[16:13] ---
    It has to frustrate you!
[16:16] ---
    Of course, the feelings you speak of are within me.
[16:20] ---
    - Then—
    - But I think...
[16:23] ---
    What you feel when dealing
    with your children
[16:25] ---
    is a treasure that only a parent can ever have,
    that you can only make in that moment!
[16:32] ---
    What are you...
[16:33] ---
    So I'll accept everything about my child.
    I'll embrace it all!
[16:38] ---
    I won't abandon them, no matter what!
[16:40] ---
    Shut up! Shut up! Shut up!
[16:42] ---
    That's just a fantasy!
    That's not how it goes in reality!
[16:45] ---
    Kids are selfish, obnoxious little brats
    who ruin your life!
[16:56] ---
    I'm not done!
[17:00] ---
    Spara la Magia pel mirale...
[17:03] ---
    Explosion
[17:03] ---
    Bomba Fiama!
[17:06] ---
    And then, Indeboleat!
[17:08] ---
    Weakening
[17:12] ---
    Genya, you...
[17:13] ---
    It's over, Mom!
[17:15] ---
    Just take the hit and calm down!
[17:18] ---
    I will not!
[17:23] ---
    Ma-kun!
[17:23] ---
    Leave any airborne enemies to me!
[17:31] ---
    Mom, finish it!
[17:34] ---
    Please remember that you're a mom, too!
[17:41] ---
    No...
[17:46] ---
    I lost?
[17:52] ---
    Genya?
[17:53] ---
    No matter what you say to me,
    I could never hate you.
[17:58] ---
    Because I'm your daughter!
[18:01] ---
    I'm sorry, mom. I want to make up with you!
[18:11] ---
    Good work, Mom.
[18:12] ---
    Yes, you too.
[18:14] ---
    U-Um, me too!
[18:19] ---
    This really is the worst!
    Knock it off already!
[18:24] ---
    Who cares? It's just a game.
    Let me have my fun.
[18:28] ---
    This is what happens
    when I let you have your fun!
[18:31] ---
    You caused problems for everybody!
[18:32] ---
    And what was that?
    Furniture made of hot guys? That's so dumb!
[18:35] ---
    Would you shut up already?
    You've always been like that!
[18:39] ---
    Ever since you popped out from between my legs
    it's just been "Blah! blah! blah!" from you!
[18:42] ---
    D-Don't talk about me popping out
    from between your legs!
[18:45] ---
    Well, you did!
[18:47] ---
    Well, we went from a heartwarming scene
    to a full-on brawl.
[18:52] ---
    They say you have to be friends to fight!
[18:55] ---
    Well, I'm going to have
    lots of questions for her after this.
[18:58] ---
    As long as they're not troubling anyone else,
    I'll allow it.
[19:03] ---
    That's one way for
    a mother and child to be, huh?
[19:07] ---
    You stupid girl!
    I'll make that flat chest even flatter!
[19:10] ---
    I'll kick your ass
    for the genes you gave me!
[19:15] ---
    Village
[19:15] ---
    And I'm not flat!
[19:18] ---
    You know, Wise...
[19:20] ---
    What?
[19:21] ---
    Why are you here?
[19:23] ---
    What kind of question is that?
[19:25] ---
    Are you trying to say I'm in the way?
[19:27] ---
    I mean if you two are close enough to fight like that,
    then you cleared the game, right?
[19:32] ---
    Kazuno already logged out, right?
[19:35] ---
    Well, yeah. But you know...
    I think I could stay here a little more.
[19:43] ---
    Why?
[19:44] ---
    Wh-Why?
[19:47] ---
    Oh my, could it be?
[19:49] ---
    Your party needs me anyway, you know!
[19:53] ---
    I'm an incredible sage!
[19:56] ---
    One whose magic gets sealed—
[19:58] ---
    I get it! I'll raise my resistance!
[20:02] ---
    Okay then.
[20:03] ---
    Let's get back to it!
[20:04] ---
    Ping-pon-pan-pong!
[20:07] ---
    Good morning, everyone.
[20:10] ---
    I inform you that it's me, Shirase,
    the girl who's always in your hearts.
[20:14] ---
    - There she is.
    - Thank you for all your help with the quest.
[20:18] ---
    Now I'm informing you that I'd like you
    to do something else for me.
[20:23] ---
    Another quest?
[20:25] ---
    To tell the truth, I'm hoping
    to have you deal with all the problems
[20:30] ---
    that the GM's can't by calling them all "quests."
[20:34] ---
    You didn't need to inform of us
    what you were planning...
[20:37] ---
    Now, to inform you of your next destination!
[20:43] ---
    Isn't that amazing?
[20:45] ---
    Next time I'll do something amazing!
[20:47] ---
    Okay, everybody, on to our next qu—
[20:49] ---
    Let's go on to our next quest
    and have a great time!
[20:51] ---
    Mom, I wanted to say that.
[20:54] ---
    I'm the hero, and the leader.
    We clear on that?
[20:58] ---
    O-Of course. I'm sorry.
[21:01] ---
    Well, it's fine.
[21:03] ---
    Why are you crying?
[21:05] ---
    Because you're so kind...
[21:08] ---
    You're really talking to me now.
[21:11] ---
    I'm so happy!
[21:15] ---
    You don't need to cry though, right?
[21:17] ---
    Yeah, it's probably weird for Mommy
    to be crying all of a sudden, huh?
[21:22] ---
    Yeah, really...
[21:24] ---
    I don't get mothers...
[21:27] ---
    You don't need to.
[21:29] ---
    As long as you think of me
    as your mother, that's enough.
[21:33] ---
    Is that how it works?
[21:35] ---
    It is.
[21:37] ---
    Bright!
[21:39] ---
    Okay, let's go!
[21:41] ---
    Time for more adventures with Mommy!
[21:45] ---
    Ma-kun, you follow Mommy, too!
[21:48] ---
    Okay, don't get too excited, Mom.
[21:52] ---
    Question: If you went on an adventure
    with your mom, would you become closer?
[21:53] ---
    Maybe, I guess?
[21:57] ---
    I'm not sure, though.
[23:34] ---
    This is a Territory for Children, Filled With Hopes and Dreams.
    For Children. That's the Important Part!
[23:35] ---
    And tomorrow, let's happily go
    to school with your mother, okay?

Season 1 + OVA

E5 - This is a Territory for Children, Filled With Hopes and Dreams. For Children. That's the Important Part!

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    Okay, here I go!
[00:13] ---
    Don't be naughty, little puppies!
[00:33] ---
    Mommy did it!
[00:38] ---
    You know, I'm kind of starting to wonder
    why I even exist.
[00:44] ---
    What a coincidence...
[00:46] ---
    This one, and this one...
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    So am I.
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    I'll never be stronger than my mom
    if I keep fighting normal battles.
[01:04] ---
    If only there were a quest
    to make us stronger...
[01:10] ---
    What's this?
[01:12] ---
    A quest?
[01:13] ---
    Seeking Adventurers for Quest
    Seeking people to take the academy entrance test!
[01:14] ---
    Seeking people to take
    the academy entrance test?
[01:18] ---
    Th-This is...
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    Oh, are you interested in the academy, Ma-kun?
[01:23] ---
    Then why not give a try?
[01:25] ---
    Mom? Are you sure?
[01:28] ---
    Your feelings are what's important.
[01:31] ---
    Mommy wants you to do anything
    you feel like doing!
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    Really? In that case, it's off to the academy!
SIGN    Town of Maternia
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    The city of learning, Maternia.
SIGN    Lover's Lane Academia
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    At the heart of the city
    lies an institution of learning.
[03:22] ---
    So this is Lover's Lane Academia, huh?
[03:24] ---
    This is a Territory for Children, Filled With Hopes and Dreams.
    For Children. That's the Important Part!
[03:24] ---
    The place where we'll be doing
    our "school life" quest.
[03:28] ---
    This flier says that if you become a student
    at the academy, you can get a ton of SP points.
[03:36] ---
    Seems perfect for increasing our stats
    or getting new skills.
[03:40] ---
    Forget that, look at the Prevenire!
[03:41] ---
    Example of an item you can get
    with your SP: Prevenire
[03:41] ---
    This accessory blocks all magic sealing!
[03:44] ---
    It's something I absolutely need, isn't it?
[03:48] ---
    Pr-Prevenire!
[03:51] ---
    I want a stuffed animal!
[03:53] ---
    Stuffed Animal
[03:54] ---
    It's an amazing item that increases
    your chances of successful item crafting!
[03:58] ---
    I'd like the Stema of Power,
    which raises attack power...
[04:03] ---
    It can't be a coincidence that there are items
    that all three of us want...
[04:10] ---
    Um, Masato...
[04:12] ---
    Was it okay to leave your mother behind?
    Wouldn't it be better if she was here?
[04:17] ---
    It's fine. She was supportive
    when she sent us here.
[04:21] ---
    Besides, you can't bring your mom to school...
[04:22] ---
    Prevenire! Prevenire!
[04:27] ---
    Sorry! Are you okay?
[04:32] ---
    She's gorgeous!
[04:35] ---
    Thank you.
[04:36] ---
    Are you students here?
[04:39] ---
    Y-Yeah, we were about to enroll...
    And you are?
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    I'm...
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    Medhi, what are you doing?
[04:48] ---
    Who are they?
[04:49] ---
    H-Hello. I'm Masato.
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    And that's Wise and Porta.
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    The three of us are test players.
[04:59] ---
    Oh, you're test players, too?
    Then we'll need proper introductions.
[05:04] ---
    This is my daughter Medhi,
    and I'm her mother. I go by Medhimama.
[05:08] ---
    By the way, how many quests have you done?
[05:12] ---
    Oh, I shouldn't ask, should I?
    I'm sure the two of us have completed more!
[05:16] ---
    Oh, right, want some tips? I'm sure you do, right?
[05:19] ---
    Well, no...
[05:20] ---
    You merely need to do what I say!
[05:22] ---
    My daughter did everything I told her,
    and she became incredibly strong.
[05:26] ---
    A mother must provide guidance for her child
    from the moment they're born, that's my rule.
[05:30] ---
    So even in a game, a child should do
    everything their mother says.
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    They'll never go astray if they do.
[05:36] ---
    Well, for advice, we're so much stronger than you,
    so you probably can't use them.
[05:38] ---
    She keeps bragging, so I can’t get a chance
    to talk to Medhi!
[05:41] ---
    Did you say you were going to this school?
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    Somebody, help!
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    If you are, too bad!
[05:45] ---
    My daughter Medhi
    is more talented than anybody.
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    But even if you're not as good as her,
    you should still study hard!
[05:52] ---
    Now, let's go.
[05:55] ---
    Masato, I'm happy we got to meet. Bye!
[06:02] ---
    That old lady was pretty nasty, huh?
[06:04] ---
    Before I knew it, I was hiding from her...
[06:07] ---
    I'm not sure about Medhimama,
    but if I met a cute girl like that,
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    my school life might be pretty great!
[06:16] ---
    Ding-dong dang-dong.
[06:20] ---
    We couldn't get the students' faces done in time,
    but don't worry about it.
[06:23] ---
    I'm your teacher, Mr. Gruff!
    Glad to have you!
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    Over the next week, you three will
    experience the entirety of school life
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    in a special short-term class!
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    Three?
[06:36] ---
    There were supposed to be four students.
[06:41] ---
    Does that mean there's one more coming?
[06:44] ---
    Don't tell me...
[06:45] ---
    Please wait, Mom!
[06:48] ---
    M-Mom?
[06:50] ---
    No, you're not my mom. You're Medhi!
[06:53] ---
    Hey, "Hero Masato," can we talk for a second?
[06:57] ---
    Does every girl you see
    look like your beloved mommy?
[07:02] ---
    That's not it! It’s not like that!
[07:05] ---
    This sucks. I want to die.
[07:10] ---
    Alright then, let's have this young mother
    introduce herself.
[07:14] ---
    My name is Medhi! I'm a healer.
[07:18] ---
    A-Also, I'm not Masato's mother.
[07:22] ---
    I'm very sorry I couldn't live up
    to your expectations. My apologies.
[07:26] ---
    O-Oh, please don't apologize!
    I'm really sorry on my part, too.
[07:31] ---
    But I'm glad.
[07:33] ---
    After meeting by chance,
    I get to be in the same class as you.
[07:38] ---
    Could this be fate, perhaps?
[07:41] ---
    Oh, I'm so silly!
[07:44] ---
    It felt like something was missing
    from my adventures, and this is it!
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    A beautiful, polite and kind heroine!
[07:50] ---
    And she's in my class too,
    so I've got a great shot at love!
[07:55] ---
    Pardon the intrustion.
    I've come to participate in the class.
[07:58] ---
    Healer Medhi's mother!
    You can't just join the class...
[08:03] ---
    Don't mind me. I'm just making sure my daughter
    is the best, regardless of the situation.
[08:10] ---
    Oh, didn't we just meet?
    Yes, you're Masato.
[08:14] ---
    Poor boy, ending up in Medhi's class.
[08:17] ---
    Regardless, you're standing too close to her.
[08:20] ---
    Y-You think so?
    I don't think we're that close...
[08:24] ---
    No, you are. I detest it.
[08:27] ---
    Come here, Medhi.
[08:30] ---
    Yes, Mother.
[08:33] ---
    You need to understand
    how much better Medhi is than you.
[08:37] ---
    If you wish to talk to her, talk to me first, got it?
[08:42] ---
    Even at school,
    I have to deal with another family's weird mom.
[08:46] ---
    It's not fair.
[08:51] ---
    Now, let's start the class.
[08:54] ---
    R-Right! Now then, let us begin the lesson!
[08:58] ---
    Everybody, pay attention.
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    Question: A level 50 Hero with a STR stat of 125
    uses a Divine Slash ability with an attack power of 255
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    on a Dark Lord with a DEF stat of 100.
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    How much damage is dealt?
    Answer correctly for 10 SP.
[09:12] ---
    You get that much?
[09:13] ---
    However, only the first person to answer
    gets the points.
[09:16] ---
    Raise your hand if you have the answer.
[09:18] ---
    Yes, I have the answer!
[09:19] ---
    It does 174 damage!
[09:22] ---
    That's correct.
    10 points to Healer Medhi!
[09:27] ---
    She's my daughter, so of course she's smart.
[09:30] ---
    Okay, next question.
[09:32] ---
    The Hero used Divine Slash.
    But the Dark Lord took no damage. Why?
[09:36] ---
    It didn't take damage, so it must have
    some kind of invincible defense?
[09:41] ---
    Alright...
[09:42] ---
    Huh?
[09:43] ---
    Teacher, if you'll allow, my daughter
    will answer the question.
[09:47] ---
    Go on, Medhi. Give the right answer.
[09:49] ---
    Yes, Mother.
[09:50] ---
    The answer is the Dark Lord is actually an illusion.
    The real one is hiding in another dimension.
[09:57] ---
    Uh, yes! That's right!
[09:59] ---
    Ten points for Healer Medhi.
    Congratulations!
[10:05] ---
    As to be expected.
[10:06] ---
    Um, Medhimama?
[10:09] ---
    Oh, what is it, Masato?
[10:11] ---
    Oh, I see! Did my staff coincidentally fall
    and stop you from raising your hand?
[10:17] ---
    I had no idea! I'm truly sorry!
[10:20] ---
    Okay, next question.
[10:22] ---
    The Hero can't believe his eyes.
    And then the Dark Lord speaks to him.
[10:24] ---
    What does he say?
[10:27] ---
    What the heck?
[10:28] ---
    It's an original question I came up with!
[10:31] ---
    Come up with an answer I like
    and you get 10 points!
[10:33] ---
    What the heck?
[10:35] ---
    Me! Me, me, me, me, me!
[10:37] ---
    I've got one! Okay, the answer is...
[10:46] ---
    What the heck is she doing?
[10:48] ---
    Masato, Wise is confused!
[10:51] ---
    Someone put a negative status effect on her.
[10:54] ---
    I think that staff is suspicious, but...
[10:58] ---
    I feel... sleepy...
[11:02] ---
    Hey, Porta! What's wrong?
[11:06] ---
    What's this?
[11:07] ---
    Suddenly, I'm hearing a lot of snoring!
[11:10] ---
    Medhimama, I think you're going a little far.
[11:16] ---
    I have no idea what you're talking about.
[11:18] ---
    And aren't you feeling sleepy, Masato?
[11:21] ---
    My armor gives me a bonus
    against status effects.
[11:25] ---
    It's not perfect, though.
[11:27] ---
    Is that so?
[11:29] ---
    But it's just partial resistance.
[11:31] ---
    If it's not perfect,
    then I'll keep trying until you fall asleep!
[11:37] ---
    Seriously?
[11:39] ---
    So tired...
[11:43] ---
    Now there's nobody to stand in my way.
[11:45] ---
    My daughter can answer all the questions,
    get all the points and develop the most.
[11:50] ---
    Damn... She's the worst...
[11:53] ---
    Not at all. I'm the greatest mother there is!
[11:57] ---
    No way... How could you be?
[12:00] ---
    If you truly love your child, it's necessary
    to knock down people who don't matter.
[12:04] ---
    There's no need to worry about the morality,
    since you're doing it for your child!
[12:09] ---
    It's natural for a parent with a child
    to feel that way.
[12:12] ---
    It should be allowed!
[12:14] ---
    Yes, of course it should!
[12:17] ---
    It's no good...
    I can't keep my eyes open.
[12:21] ---
    I really wish you would stop.
[12:24] ---
    Was that...
[12:31] ---
    Hey, Masato. What the hell was that?
    It's unforgivable!
[12:35] ---
    Taking it out on my won't help.
[12:38] ---
    If you have a problem, then talk to...
[12:40] ---
    I guess you can't, since the suspect
    isn't at their seat anymore.
[12:45] ---
    Though it's weird they could put us to sleep
    without having to chant a spell.
[12:49] ---
    I secretly appraised it, and that staff gives
    the ability to cast spells without chanting.
[12:57] ---
    More overpowered equipment
    for a mom, huh?
[13:01] ---
    Hard to believe it would hit
    a non-combatant like Porta though, right?
[13:06] ---
    Ping-pong!
[13:07] ---
    This is a message for Masato the hero!
    Masato the hero!
[13:12] ---
    A new heroine is waiting for you!
    Come to the rear courtyard immediately.
[13:18] ---
    My heroine is waiting for me!
[13:29] ---
    Is it Medhi? Or another student?
[13:32] ---
    Two heroines fighting over the hero...
    Wouldn't that be great?
[13:43] ---
    Is that really you, my heroine?
[13:47] ---
    Yes, it's me.
[13:53] ---
    Definitely saw that coming.
    I knew it was you.
[13:57] ---
    O-Oh, I'm surprised you're so calm, Ma-kun.
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    I figured you'd be more upset if I showed up.
[14:06] ---
    Of course not.
[14:07] ---
    I'm not so childish to get mad
    over something like that.
[14:09] ---
    Don't underestimate your son.
[14:14] ---
    Let me start by asking about that outfit.
[14:18] ---
    This? What do you think?
    Does it look good on me?
[14:21] ---
    Your skirt's too short.
[14:23] ---
    Don't roll it up at the waist to make it shorter.
[14:26] ---
    But it's cuter when it's shorter.
    You're too strict, Ma-kun.
[14:30] ---
    You might have the face and figure
    to pull it off,
[14:35] ---
    but as your son, it's a total no-go!
[14:38] ---
    You sent us off with a smile, and now you're here
    in a sailor uniform? What the hell?
[14:43] ---
    Explain!
[14:44] ---
    You wish for an expla—
    No, to be informed?
[14:47] ---
    Very well, then!
[14:51] ---
    Hello.
[14:52] ---
    There you are.
[14:53] ---
    Are you the one responsible
    for this terrible farce?
[14:57] ---
    I suspected as much.
[14:59] ---
    You were watching?
    If you knew, you should've stopped me!
[15:02] ---
    You ran off before I could!
[15:05] ---
    “My heroine is waiting for me!”
    That was hilarious.
[15:09] ---
    Please stop!
[15:11] ---
    Now, allow me to inform you that this time
    I am Shirase, the school's acting principal.
[15:19] ---
    This school was quickly constructed
    to ward off overbearing parents
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    who complained that there was no place
    in the game for children to learn.
[15:30] ---
    I just ran into someone
    I could imagine saying that.
[15:34] ---
    So are the items on this list,
    which were clearly intended to lure us...
[15:39] ---
    You noticed?
[15:40] ---
    I went through the trouble
    of writing out each of those by hand
[15:45] ---
    and then spreading them
    in order to bring you here.
[15:48] ---
    So we were lured here, after all.
[15:50] ---
    Then, if you brought my mom here,
    you must want us to do something, right?
[15:55] ---
    Indeed.
[15:56] ---
    Your job is to handle problems between
    parents and children that the GM's cannot.
[16:01] ---
    No, I don't think that's what our job
    is supposed to be!
[16:05] ---
    Well, if you ask me, it is.
[16:07] ---
    Either way, it seems fate has already
    brought you together, so I'll leave it to you.
[16:13] ---
    Do you mean...
[16:15] ---
    I won't get involved in the issue this time.
[16:19] ---
    This school was built extremely quickly,
    and has many bugs that need investigation.
[16:25] ---
    For example, this one.
[16:31] ---
    A sudden death bug...
[16:35] ---
    Everybody, stand. Bow.
[16:40] ---
    Sit down.
[16:42] ---
    Now then, let's continue with first period.
[16:44] ---
    Hold it!
[16:46] ---
    Wh-What's wrong, Hero Masato!
    Why are you yelling?
[16:49] ---
    How could I not be yelling?
    Please do something, sir!
[16:53] ---
    She is clearly not a student! Right?
[16:56] ---
    She looks like one to me.
[16:58] ---
    Ah, jeez! Even as her son, I must admit
    that she's fitting in just fine, but...
[17:04] ---
    Mom, you tell him!
[17:06] ---
    Y-You're right. I have to tell him.
[17:09] ---
    Sir, I'm Ma-kun's mother. My name is Mamako.
[17:14] ---
    I wanted to see how my son was doing in school,
    so I snuck into the class.
[17:22] ---
    I'm so sorry!
[17:24] ---
    What's this?
    You're really Hero Masato's mother?
[17:28] ---
    Very well!
    You may participate as an observer.
[17:32] ---
    Go take a seat over there.
[17:35] ---
    I avoided the nightmare
    of my mom joining the class as a student.
[17:40] ---
    Hello.
[17:43] ---
    I'm Mamako, Ma-kun's mom.
    Nice to meet you.
[17:47] ---
    I'm Medhimama, Medhi's mother.
[17:50] ---
    Allow me to apologize in advance
    for making your son feel inferior.
[17:57] ---
    For you see, my daughter is very talented.
[18:00] ---
    Don't worry, I'm sure Ma-kun
    will be able to make friends quickly.
[18:05] ---
    I thought we were talking about grades,
    not making friends.
[18:09] ---
    She's throwing me off.
[18:12] ---
    Now then, let's start fresh
    and get back to class!
[18:15] ---
    Ma-kun, do your best.
[18:18] ---
    Knock it off! That's embarrassing!
[18:21] ---
    Medhi's laughing. No more. Please kill me.
[18:24] ---
    Okay, question.
[18:26] ---
    The Dark Lord's true form must be
    drawn to the battlefield in order to win.
[18:29] ---
    What do you do?
[18:30] ---
    It seems simple, yet...
[18:33] ---
    Maybe the hero can go to the Dark Lord's location,
    or use a special item to bridge the two dimensions.
[18:38] ---
    There are a number of ways
    to answer the question.
[18:44] ---
    Medhi, take your time and think.
    You have plenty of time.
[18:48] ---
    I think everyone else is about to get sleepy.
[18:52] ---
    She's going to interrupt us again?
[18:58] ---
    That's strange. Nobody is sleeping.
[19:04] ---
    What's this?
    Mom's elbow bracers are glowing?
[19:09] ---
    Hey, Porta. Doesn't my mom's equipment...
[19:12] ---
    It completely blocks all bad status effects.
[19:15] ---
    So maybe...
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    Like sharing your dinner with neighbors
    when you've made too much,
[19:20] ---
    she’s sharing her overwhelming power
    to protect the students.
[19:25] ---
    It must be the support skill, "Mother's Sharing."
[19:28] ---
    She got another weird skill.
[19:30] ---
    Ma-kun, you can do it!
[19:30] ---
    And she doesn't seem to have realized.
[19:33] ---
    Ma-kun!
[19:33] ---
    That's what that awful mom deserves.
[19:35] ---
    Did I just hear someone
    next to me say something?
[19:39] ---
    No, I must be imagining it.
[19:42] ---
    Thanks to Mamako,
    Medhimama's scheme didn't work.
[19:46] ---
    She's so great!
[19:48] ---
    That's right...
[19:49] ---
    Jeez. She really did it.
[19:51] ---
    Now, time to solve the problem...
[19:53] ---
    I know!
[19:54] ---
    Why are you answering, Mom?
[19:56] ---
    S-Sorry, but I think I know the answer.
[20:00] ---
    That doesn't mean you can
    answer the question, though.
[20:02] ---
    This is our class—
[20:04] ---
    No, it's fine.
    She's wearing the uniform, so I'll allow it.
[20:09] ---
    Okay, Mamako. Give us your answer.
[20:12] ---
    Right! If he's refusing
    to come out of his room,
[20:15] ---
    then you must bring the Dark Lord's mother
    to help get him out.
[20:20] ---
    It's not scary! Your mommy's right here!
    It's okay, so come on out!
[20:27] ---
    But...
[20:28] ---
    That's ridiculous!
[20:30] ---
    Indeed! Even a violent criminal
    listens when his mother calls to him.
[20:35] ---
    And the Dark Lord is no exception!
    Mamako is correct!
[20:38] ---
    Have 30 points!
[20:40] ---
    Oh my! I got points!
[20:43] ---
    That's the right answer?
    And why does she get so many points?
[20:45] ---
    Now, a question for Mamako.
[20:47] ---
    Why are you asking her?
[20:49] ---
    The Dark Lord comes out due to his mother's calls,
    and the first thing he does is speak to the Hero.
[20:55] ---
    What does he say?
[20:57] ---
    Let's see...
[20:58] ---
    Maybe he says, "What are you doing
    with my mom? Get away from her!"
[21:03] ---
    That's what Ma-kun would say
    if he were the Dark Lord, right?
[21:06] ---
    I would not!
    What's wrong with you?
[21:10] ---
    Hero Masato loves his mother very much, huh?
[21:13] ---
    Alright, that's correct. 30 points for Mamako!
[21:16] ---
    How wonderful!
[21:17] ---
    That is not the right answer!
[21:19] ---
    Next question.
[21:21] ---
    The Dark Lord, Hero Masato, fights a hopeless
    battle to get his mother back from the Hero.
[21:27] ---
    You don't even know if I'm the Hero
    or the Dark Lord anymore, do you?
[21:31] ---
    And leave me out of the story!
[21:36] ---
    Now, I'll announce the grades for today.
[21:37] ---
    1 Hero Masato's Mom, Mamako
    2 Healer Medhi
[21:42] ---
    We're going to have a talk later. Understood?
[21:45] ---
    Yes, Mother...
[21:48] ---
    Male Student 7
    Hero Masato
    Sage Wise
    Merchant Porta
[21:51] ---
    We didn't have to worry about Medhimama,
    but my mom still ended up taking the spotlight...
[21:55] ---
    Ma-kun, Wise, Porta!
[21:58] ---
    You all did great today!
[22:00] ---
    Let's have a fun time at school tomorrow, too!
[23:34] ---
    What a Beautiful Girl... Wait, Not You, Mom.
    Don't Get Near Me in That Outfit, Stop!
[23:35] ---
    Ma-kun, is that too hot for you?

Season 1 + OVA

E6 - What a Beautiful Girl... Wait, Not You, Mom. Don't Get Near Me in That Outfit, Stop!

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[00:01] ---
    I'm heading out!
[00:02] ---
    Oh, Ma-kun!
[00:03] ---
    I'll be ready to go soon!
[00:06] ---
    Sorry! I'll see you when you get there!
[00:12] ---
    No way in hell am I going to school
    with my mom!
[00:15] ---
    Plus, there’s only one way
    I want to spend my morning...
[00:19] ---
    Good morning!
[00:20] ---
    And here we go!
[00:22] ---
    Uh, I mean...
[00:23] ---
    Good morning, Medhi. You're early.
[00:26] ---
    Yes, I was going to review yesterday's lesson.
[00:28] ---
    I-I see!
[00:30] ---
    I was going to do the same, I guess.
[00:32] ---
    Really?
[00:33] ---
    So, uh, if it's okay...
    Want to study together?
[00:37] ---
    I'd love to!
    Let's both do our best, Masato!
[00:43] ---
    She's the perfect heroine!
    And her smile is so dazzling!
[00:47] ---
    Now our wonderful story of school life and—
[00:53] ---
    Don't tell me this is...
[00:55] ---
    I finally caught up to you, Ma-kun!
[01:01] ---
    Hello, Mamako.
[01:02] ---
    Ah, Medhimama, good mor—
[01:05] ---
    As you can see,
    I've brought every type of outfit imaginable!
[01:06] ---
    Sailor Uniform
[01:10] ---
    Loli-Kimono
    Bunny Suit
    Catgirl
    Maid
    Nurse
[01:14] ---
    It looks great on you!
[01:16] ---
    Of course it does!
[01:17] ---
    I won't allow you to hog the spotlight
    like you did yesterday!
[01:20] ---
    Victory will be ours!
[01:23] ---
    I'm not sure what victory you're referring to,
[01:25] ---
    but let's both do our best
    while observing the class!
[01:31] ---
    These mothers are polluting
    my wonderful school life story...
[01:37] ---
    Shut up with the "victory" crap.
[01:44] ---
    Let's go, Medhi.
[01:46] ---
    Yes, Mother!
[03:19] ---
    What a Beautiful Girl... Wait, Not You, Mom.
    Don't Get Near Me in That Outfit, Stop!
[03:20] ---
    Today, our class will be on item creation.
[03:24] ---
    Today's 1st Period
    Cooking Class
[03:24] ---
    It's time for a cooking class!
[03:26] ---
    Hold it!
[03:28] ---
    Do your best, everyone!
[03:31] ---
    Medhi, make sure you're number one! Got it?
[03:34] ---
    Y-Yes, Mother!
[03:37] ---
    What's the deal here?
[03:39] ---
    Combat classes like us
    can't get any SP points in a class like this.
[03:44] ---
    True, but there's no need to worry.
[03:46] ---
    We've got Porta on our side,
    and she's great at item creation!
[03:52] ---
    Can I make something good?
    I can make something good...
[03:57] ---
    I made... something good!
[04:03] ---
    Here!
[04:04] ---
    I made hard-boiled eggs
    that are easy to peel!
[04:09] ---
    Amazing work, Ms. Porta!
[04:11] ---
    Y-You humble me!
[04:13] ---
    Okay, my turn!
[04:14] ---
    Boiled eggs are easy enough
    that I can make them, too.
[04:17] ---
    Can I make something good?
    Of course I can!
[04:21] ---
    I made... something good!
[04:27] ---
    What is this? It stinks!
[04:29] ---
    It didn't work!
[04:30] ---
    You screw-up.
[04:32] ---
    I'll show you how it's done!
[04:35] ---
    It'd be awkward saying that cute spell,
    so I'm skipping it...
[04:38] ---
    And it's done!
[04:41] ---
    Masato failed, too!
[04:44] ---
    You totally messed up!
[04:45] ---
    I knew it!
    It can't be done unless you're a crafter!
[04:50] ---
    Well done, Healer Medhi!
[04:52] ---
    You're a combat class, yet you still had
    a 100% success rate! Amazing!
[04:59] ---
    Medhi receives ten SP points!
[05:02] ---
    Thank you!
[05:05] ---
    That's my heroine for you!
[05:07] ---
    Masato, look at that.
[05:17] ---
    It may appear she's pulling it off,
    but she's probably making weird goop, like me!
[05:22] ---
    And that old bag's just using
    her illusion magic to disguise it.
[05:26] ---
    Hey, hey, hey! Don't just make stuff up!
[05:28] ---
    I'm not making stuff up!
[05:29] ---
    I know what I see!
[05:31] ---
    Fine! I'll go see for myself.
[05:37] ---
    That looks delicious, Medhi.
    Can I have a bite?
[05:40] ---
    O-Of course.
    Though, I'm not sure if it's good or not...
[05:44] ---
    Lucky!
[05:45] ---
    Now comes the part
    where I eat the heroine's home cooking!
[05:49] ---
    Um... did you not like it?
[05:53] ---
    No, it's the best food I've ever tasted...
[05:56] ---
    Thank you...
[06:02] ---
    - See? Told ya!
    - M-Masato!
[06:06] ---
    I'll do whatever it takes
    to make Medhi number one.
[06:14] ---
    Wh-What are you doing, Mom?
[06:16] ---
    I'm cooking, of course!
[06:18] ---
    Mommy wanted to make something, too!
[06:21] ---
    Would you mind tasting it?
[06:23] ---
    Does it taste like
    how I always make it at home?
[06:25] ---
    Hey, stop! That looks hot!
[06:28] ---
    That's right, you can't eat anything
    that's too hot, can you?
[06:31] ---
    I need to cool it down for you.
[06:34] ---
    I don't need you to do that!
[06:38] ---
    I wonder if it's still a little too hot.
[06:42] ---
    Here! Say "Ah."
[06:44] ---
    Fine. I'll taste it.
[06:47] ---
    Item Creation Success Rate Boost
[06:49] ---
    Looks like Hero Masato's been given a boost
    to his item creation success rate!
[06:55] ---
    D-Don't tell me it's another special ability?
[06:58] ---
    It must be the special mother's skill,
    "Mother's Breath!"
[07:02] ---
    She blew on it twice, so it's twice as strong!
[07:04] ---
    What the hell?
[07:05] ---
    This'd be a great time to make fun of Masato
    for loving his mommy so much,
[07:09] ---
    but right now we need to focus
    on getting points!
[07:12] ---
    Mamako, give me a Mother's Breath, too!
[07:14] ---
    Me, too, please!
[07:16] ---
    Okay!
[07:17] ---
    Then I'll give it to you.
[07:24] ---
    Item Creation Success Rate Boost
[07:25] ---
    That skill's a little too special!
[07:27] ---
    W-Well, whatever!
[07:28] ---
    If we've got a boost, then...
[07:30] ---
    Can I make something good?
[07:32] ---
    I can make something good!
[07:33] ---
    I made...
[07:36] ---
    Something good!
[07:38] ---
    Oh my!
[07:40] ---
    I can't believe you made
    something so incredible!
[07:43] ---
    Twenty points for each of you!
[07:46] ---
    Alright!
[07:47] ---
    I got a ton of points!
[07:49] ---
    I'm so happy!
[07:51] ---
    Amazing!
[07:52] ---
    I'll give you a hug as a reward!
[07:55] ---
    We don't need that!
[07:58] ---
    Medhi?
[07:58] ---
    Masato, congr—
[08:00] ---
    Medhi!
[08:03] ---
    There's no need
    to give anyone else compliments.
[08:06] ---
    S-Sorry, Mother.
[08:09] ---
    Hug!
[08:10] ---
    How disgusting!
[08:12] ---
    Now, what do I do about this?
[08:21] ---
    Yum-yum!
[08:26] ---
    Can we eat all this?
[08:27] ---
    Imagine all the calories...
[08:29] ---
    I-I'll do my best!
[08:31] ---
    Don't worry!
[08:32] ---
    I thought this might happen,
    so I borrowed some containers!
[08:35] ---
    Oh, nice, Mom!
[08:37] ---
    But how do we preserve it?
[08:38] ---
    Food won't spoil if I put it in my bag!
[08:42] ---
    Smart thinking!
[08:43] ---
    Then, for now, let's just eat what we can!
[08:46] ---
    Let's ea—
[08:47] ---
    Oh, there you are.
[08:49] ---
    I inform you that I, Shirase the principal,
    am passing by.
[08:52] ---
    Since my name is Shirase.
[08:54] ---
    Would you like to join us, Ms. Shirase?
[08:56] ---
    I appreciate the offer, but I'll pass.
[08:58] ---
    I actually had something urgent
    to discuss with you.
[09:01] ---
    With me?
[09:04] ---
    Very nice. Oh, I see.
[09:08] ---
    I'm actually married and have a daughter.
[09:11] ---
    So this means that, for Masato,
[09:14] ---
    his mother is being embraced
    by another mother.
[09:20] ---
    How does it feel?
[09:21] ---
    I don't know!
[09:21] ---
    Thank you.
[09:23] ---
    I inform you that I've finished
    taking your measurements.
[09:29] ---
    Measurements?
    What do you mean?
[09:34] ---
    I suggest getting a good meal in
    before afternoon classes.
[09:38] ---
    Without plenty of energy, you may not make it.
[09:44] ---
    I've got a bad feeling...
[09:47] ---
    So full!
[09:49] ---
    Is everyone ready?
[09:51] ---
    Yup!
[09:52] ---
    Yeah... I saw this coming.
[09:54] ---
    Mom's coming soon. I know it.
    She's coming in a swimsuit.
[09:58] ---
    And a swimsuit no normal mother
    would ever think of wearing...
[10:06] ---
    Masato! Let's do our best in afternoon classes!
[10:09] ---
    Hey, come on, what are you doing?
[10:13] ---
    I can't go on.
    I can no longer endure this cruel fate.
[10:17] ---
    Hey, are you okay?
[10:20] ---
    You look kind of pale...
[10:24] ---
    No, I'm completely fine!
[10:27] ---
    See?
[10:31] ---
    I'm glad, then.
[10:32] ---
    Let's do our best with class!
[10:38] ---
    Wise can't do that.
[10:41] ---
    Where are you looking when you say that?
[10:43] ---
    Okay, boys! Stare all you like!
[10:47] ---
    This is what a sexy grown-up looks like!
[10:49] ---
    You look great, Mother!
[10:52] ---
    This is just a prelude.
    The true horror is yet to come...
[10:55] ---
    I'm so sorry for being late!
[11:00] ---
    I knew it!
[11:02] ---
    There must be something under there
    that's worse than what Medhimama's wearing!
[11:10] ---
    It's... a school swimsuit?
[11:14] ---
    One of the old school ones!
[11:24] ---
    Welcome, School Swimsuit Mamako!
[11:25] ---
    Now, now! No running by the pool!
[11:28] ---
    Ms. Mama looks great!
[11:30] ---
    I'm still growing, you know.
    There's still hope...
[11:33] ---
    Huh? Where are you going?
[11:35] ---
    I'm going on a journey...
[11:37] ---
    In search of a world where I don't need
    to see my mother in a school swimsuit.
[11:42] ---
    And ever since,
    no one saw Hero Masato again...
[11:47] ---
    Oh no! Ma-kun!
[11:49] ---
    What are you doing?
[11:50] ---
    How could I lose... to that?!
[11:55] ---
    Good grief...
[11:57] ---
    That's what you get,
    you wretched mom. Hilarious.
[12:01] ---
    Ma-kun, are you okay?
[12:04] ---
    Is something wrong?
[12:07] ---
    No...
[12:11] ---
    Hey, Wise, you can't call her "wretched."
    I mean, it's true, but it's rude to Medhi!
[12:17] ---
    Huh? What are you talking about?
[12:18] ---
    Listen up, Medhi!
[12:20] ---
    This time, you'd better be number one!
[12:22] ---
    Ma-kun, work hard during pool class!
[12:25] ---
    You'd better get first place, damn it!
[12:27] ---
    Mommy's gonna cheer you on the whole time!
[12:41] ---
    Okay, it's time for swim class!
[12:44] ---
    The combat classes will defeat the monsters,
    and crafters will make items using their drops!
[12:52] ---
    Crafters and combat classes working together
    is the key to getting good grades!
[12:58] ---
    Everybody ready?
[13:00] ---
    Okay! Set... Go!
[13:07] ---
    Okay! My trusty blade, Firmament,
    shall split the heavens with its wrath!
[13:13] ---
    Huh?
[13:14] ---
    Um, Mr. Gruff, are there any flying enemies here?
[13:18] ---
    Oh, this is swimming class,
    so it's all water monsters!
[13:23] ---
    Damn it all! I can't do anything!
[13:28] ---
    You just sit there and watch!
[13:30] ---
    Masato, I'm going on ahead!
[13:44] ---
    She beat it with a physical attack
    instead of magic?
[13:46] ---
    Is she one of those berserk healers?
[13:49] ---
    Medhi's a healer with
    enhanced physical damage!
[13:52] ---
    I taught her how to fight myself,
    so she'd be the best on attack and defense
[13:56] ---
    and reverse the idea
    that healers are weak fighters!
[14:01] ---
    Th-That's a playstyle for advanced players...
[14:05] ---
    Now's not the time to be impressed!
    I can fight, too!
[14:11] ---
    Ma-kun, Mommy's right here!
[14:15] ---
    Do your best, Ma-kun!
[14:24] ---
    A-An octopus?
[14:28] ---
    It's headed this way!
[14:31] ---
    This one is first!
[14:43] ---
    Alright! I got an octopus leg!
[14:46] ---
    Masato, leave this item to me!
[14:49] ---
    Get to it, Porta!
[14:51] ---
    Can I make something good?
    I can make something good!
[14:55] ---
    I made...
[14:59] ---
    Something good!
[15:01] ---
    What is that?
[15:02] ---
    A takoyaki party set!
[15:05] ---
    I can make takoyaki
    that cures bad status effects!
[15:11] ---
    That looks fun! Can I join you?
[15:15] ---
    I'm really good at flipping them!
[15:18] ---
    A poolside takoyaki party, huh?
[15:21] ---
    Wait, Wise, shouldn't you be fighting monsters?
[15:25] ---
    I-It's not like my magic got sealed and can't fight,
    so I came to join the takoyaki party instead!
[15:33] ---
    I feel sorry for her...
[15:35] ---
    Wait, I need to get back to work!
[15:42] ---
    Medhi, you seem to be working hard, huh?
[15:45] ---
    Yes! I can't lose this fight,
    so I won't hold back, Masato!
[15:50] ---
    I don't mind that
    kind of hot-blooded battle stuff!
[15:54] ---
    Actually, I love it!
[15:58] ---
    Is there anything down here
    that can turn it around for me?
[16:03] ---
    Something with a special bonus or such?
[16:10] ---
    It's huge!
[16:11] ---
    I've been waiting for something like that!
[16:13] ---
    Sorry, Medhi, but I'm going for it!
[16:16] ---
    I'll be the one to beat it!
[16:23] ---
    Hero Masato and Healer Medhi
    are in a dead heat!
[16:29] ---
    Medhi, swim faster!
    Or you can't be number one!
[16:34] ---
    This is getting tough...
[16:37] ---
    Ma-kun, don't push yourself too hard!
[16:39] ---
    It doesn't matter what place you get!
[16:41] ---
    The most important thing
    is that you don't get hurt!
[16:44] ---
    I know you're always doing your best!
[16:49] ---
    So no matter what place you get,
    you'll always be a gold medal winner to me!
[16:57] ---
    Mom...
[16:59] ---
    Jeez! If that's how she's going to be,
    I have to win this!
[17:03] ---
    What are you doing, Medhi?
    You have to be number one, no matter what it takes!
[17:07] ---
    And you'd especially better not lose to Masato!
[17:09] ---
    Unless everyone else thinks
    you're number one...
[17:12] ---
    ...you're worthless!
[17:24] ---
    Medhi?
[17:25] ---
    Number one, number one...
[17:28] ---
    So annoying... I wish she'd die.
[17:32] ---
    Medhi?
[17:43] ---
    A sea anemone?!
[17:47] ---
    It's going to grab us!
[17:52] ---
    Ms. Mama!
[17:56] ---
    No!
[17:58] ---
    Wait! Why is it going after Mom?
[18:01] ---
    Mommy
[18:05] ---
    Um, Mr. Sea Anemone...
[18:08] ---
    I really wish you'd stop...
[18:20] ---
    This is...
[18:20] ---
    All over my body...
    It feels weird...
[18:23] ---
    ...one of the bad things.
[18:26] ---
    It's really bad...
[18:28] ---
    Ma-kun!
[18:30] ---
    Cut that the hell out!
[18:32] ---
    Here, take this!
[18:35] ---
    Thank you, Porta!
[18:39] ---
    Naughty monsters who cover Mommy
    in tentacle slime...
[18:44] ---
    ...need to be badly punished!
[19:00] ---
    Yes! Yes! Yes!
[19:02] ---
    If it's in the sky...
[19:04] ---
    ...it's mine!
[19:16] ---
    Gotcha!
[19:17] ---
    And so, today's number one spot
    goes to Hero Masato!
[19:23] ---
    Hero Masato
    Healer Medhi
    Male Student 3
    Male Student 1
    Female Student 5
[19:23] ---
    He didn't defeat
    as many monsters as Healer Medhi,
[19:27] ---
    but he got extra points
    for defeating a rare monster!
[19:30] ---
    So he receives thirty points!
[19:32] ---
    Wow! Amazing!
[19:33] ---
    Aww, shucks.
[19:35] ---
    Congratulations!
[19:37] ---
    Yeah! You, too, Porta!
[19:39] ---
    You were the top crafter, right?
[19:41] ---
    Yes! I'm so happy!
[19:43] ---
    Hmph! I ate three whole plates of takoyaki,
[19:47] ---
    and if one plate had eight,
    that means I beat twenty four octopi in total!
[19:51] ---
    So I'm number one!
[19:54] ---
    Congratulations, Ma-kun!
[19:57] ---
    Knock it off, Mom!
[19:59] ---
    Everybody's watching!
[20:01] ---
    Just a little is fine, isn't it?
    You did your best!
[20:05] ---
    You got lots of those whatsit-points, too!
    Amazing!
[20:09] ---
    I'm so happy!
[20:11] ---
    T-Try to have some self-control!
[20:14] ---
    I can't! I'm your mommy, after all!
[20:18] ---
    I don't know what that means...
[20:22] ---
    What's going on here?
[20:24] ---
    I told you many times to be number one!
    And you're number two?
[20:29] ---
    You should be ashamed!
[20:32] ---
    I-I did the best I could,
    but Masato was really strong...
[20:37] ---
    Excuses are disgraceful!
    Shut up and reflect on it!
[20:40] ---
    Y-Yes, Mother...
[20:43] ---
    I'm sorry!
[20:44] ---
    Ah, jeez! I feel sick!
[20:48] ---
    We're doing extra training after school.
    I’m saying all this for your sake! Got it?
[20:54] ---
    Yes... As you wish, Mother.
[20:59] ---
    Medhi...
[21:03] ---
    Medhi!
[21:04] ---
    Wait, Ma-kun! I'll go, too!
[21:07] ---
    You don't need to come, Mom!
[21:10] ---
    But I'm worried about her, too!
[21:17] ---
    Medhi has been acting weird sometimes...
[21:22] ---
    You noticed, too, huh?
[21:25] ---
    I'm sick of this shit!
[21:31] ---
    Damn it! Damn it! Damn it! Damn it!
[21:40] ---
    That wretched mom! I really want to kill her!
[21:46] ---
    Damn it! Damn it!
[21:48] ---
    I kind of saw it coming,
[21:50] ---
    Damn it! Damn it!
[21:52] ---
    but I wanted to keep the fantasy going
    a little longer, Medhi...
[23:34] ---
    Students are the Protagonists of a School Festival. But People
    Wearing School Uniforms are Included, Too.
[23:35] ---
    Let's have another strategy meeting
    with nobody wearing clothes!

Season 1 + OVA

E7 - Students are the Protagonists of a School Festival. But People Wearing School Uniforms are Included, Too.

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[00:01] ---
    Okay, now that everybody's calmed down,
[00:03] ---
    let's all have one of our strategy meeting
    where everybody's naked!
[00:09] ---
    Why are we doing this?
[00:11] ---
    It doesn't make sense.
[00:13] ---
    Ma-kun, what's the topic for today?
[00:16] ---
    Obviously, it's about Medhi and her mom.
[00:21] ---
    Why are you so obsessed with her anyway?
[00:25] ---
    Just ignore her!
[00:27] ---
    Well, we have other things to do,
[00:30] ---
    and we weren't asked to get involved,
    so maybe we shouldn't.
[00:36] ---
    But I know how it feels to have problems
    with your mother and not know what to do.
[00:42] ---
    It feels personal to me.
[00:46] ---
    I want to help both of them.
    And I'd like your help in doing so.
[00:52] ---
    Please.
[00:54] ---
    Ma-kun, Mommy thinks that's a great idea!
[00:56] ---
    I'll help you.
[00:58] ---
    Mom...
[00:59] ---
    Fine, fine. I get it.
[01:01] ---
    You're the hero, so of course
    you want to save the hopeless heroine.
[01:07] ---
    I'm such a nice sage!
[01:10] ---
    Thank you, Sage.
[01:12] ---
    So, Porta...
[01:14] ---
    I'll help, too...
[01:17] ---
    - Oh my! Porta!
    - Porta!
[01:19] ---
    She's been in the bath too long!
[01:21] ---
    That's dangerous!
[01:25] ---
    Wake up, Porta!
[01:26] ---
    Are you okay? I'm here for you!
[01:28] ---
    No punishment this time?
[01:31] ---
    Thank you...
[01:33] ---
    I think?
[03:05] ---
    Students are the Protagonists of a School Festival.
    But People Wearing School Uniforms are Included, Too.
[03:09] ---
    School Festival
[03:10] ---
    Yay! A school festival!
[03:13] ---
    Wait! Hold it!
[03:16] ---
    What's wrong, Hero Masato?
    Why are you screaming in the middle of class?
[03:20] ---
    I mean, come on! It doesn't make sense
    to have a school festival without warning!
[03:25] ---
    It'd be pointless if I told you in advance!
[03:28] ---
    The point of this is to see how well you can handle
    an event that occurs without warning!
[03:33] ---
    This is a pop quiz
    that's very important for the game.
[03:36] ---
    A quiz?
[03:37] ---
    You can do anything you want for the festival.
[03:39] ---
    Parents are welcome to participate, as well!
[03:43] ---
    Now, form up in groups and get to work!
[03:51] ---
    My mom's going to take part
    in the school festival, too?
[03:54] ---
    It's your destiny, so just accept it.
[03:57] ---
    Ma-kun! Ma-kun!
[03:59] ---
    How about we do a little cafe
    for the school festival?
[04:02] ---
    I'm pretty confident I can cook something good!
[04:06] ---
    That's a great idea! I'm in!
[04:08] ---
    So am I! I want to cook with you!
[04:12] ---
    If you're doing a cafe, then so shall we!
[04:16] ---
    And we'll compete to see who sells more!
[04:21] ---
    Um...
[04:22] ---
    Huh?
[04:24] ---
    We'll be the ones to win, understand?
[04:30] ---
    Heave-ho, heave-ho.
[04:36] ---
    Amazing...
[04:38] ---
    Everybody's really getting ready.
[04:48] ---
    It's Mom, and...
[04:50] ---
    I’m in love with you, Mamako!
    Please be my girlfriend!
[04:55] ---
    Thank you.
[04:56] ---
    It makes me very happy you feel that way.
[04:59] ---
    But, I'm sorry.
[05:01] ---
    I'm Ma-kun's mother,
    so I can't be your girlfriend.
[05:06] ---
    I'm really sorry!
[05:11] ---
    Did I just beat out a rival in love?
[05:14] ---
    No, I didn't! I definitely didn't!
[05:16] ---
    Mamako's very popular.
[05:20] ---
    There were lots of love letters
    in her shoe cubby.
[05:23] ---
    Th-There were, huh?
[05:25] ---
    But I'm not a Dark Lord with a mom complex,
    so won't challenge any of them to a duel.
[05:30] ---
    That was a problem in class the other day, right?
[05:33] ---
    Hey, Masato, I'm sorry about earlier.
[05:37] ---
    When my mother challenged you
    to that weird competition.
[05:40] ---
    No, it's nothing you need to apologize for...
[05:42] ---
    No, everything my mom does is for my sake.
[05:46] ---
    Her desire to make her daughter number one
    is what makes her act as such.
[05:50] ---
    I know it's causing problems for you...
[05:53] ---
    And I know this is selfish,
    but please put up with it for just a little more.
[05:58] ---
    Are you okay with things as they are?
[06:01] ---
    I don't like causing problems
    for the people around me...
[06:05] ---
    But I believe in my mother.
[06:08] ---
    Medhi...
[06:08] ---
    It is now time for the first annual
    Lover's Lane Academia school festival to begin.
[06:14] ---
    Heave-ho, heave-ho.
[06:20] ---
    Mother's Back
[06:31] ---
    It'll be ready soon,
    so be good kids and wait, okay?
[06:34] ---
    Okay, we're waiting!
[06:36] ---
    There are so many customers!
[06:38] ---
    And they're all kind of weird!
[06:41] ---
    Excuse me! I'll take one
    Mommy's Special Rice Omelet!
[06:44] ---
    Coming!
[06:45] ---
    Give me a Mommy's Special Ginger Pork
    and Pork Soup Combo!
[06:49] ---
    Coming up!
[06:50] ---
    I'll take Mommy's Special Curry!
[06:52] ---
    Coming!
[06:53] ---
    I'll take some curry, too!
[06:55] ---
    I'll take a fried pork bowl!
[06:56] ---
    The fried fish combo!
[06:58] ---
    Two rice omelets, please!
[07:01] ---
    H-Hang on!
    We can't make all that at once!
[07:04] ---
    It's fine, Ma-kun!
[07:06] ---
    Hungry children are waiting for me!
[07:10] ---
    Mommy will do her best!
[07:14] ---
    Mommy, I'll help you!
[07:17] ---
    Me too! I'll help!
[07:18] ---
    I'll pass out the chopsticks!
[07:20] ---
    You're all such good kids!
    And a great help to Mommy!
[07:23] ---
    Thank you!
[07:24] ---
    Th-That's Mamako for you...
[07:29] ---
    Why?
[07:31] ---
    Why is that place getting
    so many more customers than our cafe?
[07:35] ---
    This is bad! I need to do something!
[07:37] ---
    Medhi?
[07:38] ---
    Yes, Mother?
[07:40] ---
    Go change into a swimsuit immediately.
[07:42] ---
    Okay—
[07:43] ---
    Wait. Why do I have to do that?
[07:45] ---
    We'll use the sight of you in a swimsuit
    to lure all the customers over here!
[07:49] ---
    If you have to,
    spread your legs and pose for them!
[07:57] ---
    Do you need something, Masato?
[08:00] ---
    Um... I just came to see
    if Medhi was enjoying the school festival.
[08:06] ---
    Oh, how kind of you.
[08:08] ---
    So? Do you have anything to say
    about her naked body?
[08:12] ---
    I'm ready for what comes next.
[08:14] ---
    Very well, then it's time for you
    to be punished for your indecency.
[08:19] ---
    Spara la Magia pel mirale...
[08:21] ---
    Wait, hang on!
[08:22] ---
    Morte!
[08:27] ---
    Masato?
[08:36] ---
    Hero Masato.
[08:37] ---
    Multiple instant death attacks have leveled you up
    from "dead form" to "floating form."
[08:42] ---
    I see. So this is thanks to all those
    instant death attacks Wise used on me.
[08:47] ---
    This "Staff of Aperto" is quite powerful.
[08:52] ---
    Seems like they can't see me.
[08:54] ---
    I don't know who sent it to me, but if I use it...
[08:58] ---
    H-Hey, Mom, you should revive Masato.
[09:02] ---
    We can do that later!
[09:04] ---
    But first, Medhi, I will use this power of release
    to draw out more of your beauty.
[09:11] ---
    Seduce Masato and then control him
    so he ruins his cafe.
[09:16] ---
    Then we'll win for sure.
[09:20] ---
    Th-That's not really fair...
[09:23] ---
    If I say it's fair, then it's fair.
[09:37] ---
    You must win, no matter what.
[09:46] ---
    What is wrong with that woman?
[09:48] ---
    - Hey! Revive!
    - Yay!
[09:56] ---
    I'm bored...
[09:57] ---
    Yeah, the customers are doing everything.
[10:01] ---
    Masato!
[10:04] ---
    Masato, did you go and see
    all the other places at the festival?
[10:07] ---
    If not, will you go around with me?
[10:10] ---
    It'll be just the two of us,
    so we can have a lot of fun!
[10:13] ---
    Y-Yeah, sure...
[10:15] ---
    What's up, Medhi? You're not usually like this.
[10:17] ---
    Come on, Masato! Go! Go! Go!
[10:18] ---
    Medhi! Hey!
[10:24] ---
    There's lots of different little cafes, huh?
[10:26] ---
    I've always wanted to tour the school festival
    with my boyfriend like this.
[10:31] ---
    Oh no, did I accidentally say boyfriend?
    What am I saying?
[10:35] ---
    I'm so embarrassed!
[10:38] ---
    Tera Burger
[10:38] ---
    Anyway, if you're the person next to me
    when my dream comes true,
[10:43] ---
    maybe we are fated to be together.
[10:46] ---
    Just kidding...
[10:48] ---
    That's going a little far, isn't it?
[10:50] ---
    Yeah, it is.
[10:52] ---
    Actually...
[10:54] ---
    Medhi, let's talk.
[10:57] ---
    I know what's going on.
[11:01] ---
    About what Medhimama told you to do.
[11:05] ---
    She wanted you to seduce me
    so I’d do what you wanted.
[11:09] ---
    You couldn't see me, but I was there.
[11:14] ---
    So...
[11:15] ---
    You knew all along, huh?
[11:18] ---
    I feel like such an idiot.
[11:21] ---
    Medhi?
[11:22] ---
    What's her problem?
    I didn't even want to do this.
[11:25] ---
    Waving around that weird staff,
    saying all that stuff about "power of liberation."
[11:29] ---
    Stop, stop!
[11:30] ---
    Your inner dark power is being unleashed!
[11:33] ---
    And thanks to her,
    all this weird stuff is happening!
[11:36] ---
    That awful mother!
[11:37] ---
    Medhi?
[11:41] ---
    Well?
[11:42] ---
    Did you get close to Masato?
[11:45] ---
    Yes...
[11:46] ---
    I see. Then I'll leave you kids to your fun.
[11:49] ---
    Don't you think it's time to stop this?
[11:51] ---
    Stop what, exactly?
[11:53] ---
    All of this.
[11:54] ---
    The competition,
    the things you're forcing Medhi to do...
[11:57] ---
    I’d like you to stop it all.
[12:00] ---
    Please.
[12:02] ---
    No.
[12:04] ---
    We're not competing for fun.
[12:06] ---
    We can't quit before it's over.
[12:10] ---
    Don't you think it's already over, though?
[12:14] ---
    N-Not yet! We can compete for something else.
[12:17] ---
    Beauty Contest
[12:19] ---
    This!
[12:20] ---
    A-A beauty contest?
[12:21] ---
    Beauty Contest Recruiting Now
[12:22] ---
    Let's compete head-to-head with
    the most attractive waitresses from our cafes.
[12:34] ---
    It's time, everybody, for the main event
    of the school festival, the beauty contest!
[12:37] ---
    Lover's Lane Academia School Festival Beauty Contest
[12:44] ---
    This cheer meter will measure how much
    you're all cheering for our contestants,
[12:50] ---
    and decide the winner!
[12:53] ---
    Now, time to introduce our beautiful contestants!
[12:57] ---
    Let's start with entry number 1!
    Healer Medhi! Go ahead!
[13:01] ---
    Okay! Thank you for hav—
[13:05] ---
    I-I'm sorry!
[13:08] ---
    I'm so embarrassed!
[13:09] ---
    C-Cute!
[13:16] ---
    Whoa! Our first contestant's off to a great start!
[13:21] ---
    Well done! Splendid!
[13:25] ---
    There's no doubt about it. Medhi is very talented.
[13:28] ---
    Next up is entry number 2!
    Our class rep.
[13:34] ---
    And lastly, entry number 8!
[13:37] ---
    Sage Wise! Go ahead!
[13:40] ---
    It's time for the winning contestant!
[13:42] ---
    How can she smile like that
    when she's so obviously going to flop?
[13:47] ---
    Does she have some plan to win?
[13:49] ---
    No, not a chance.
[13:50] ---
    Not a chance in hell!
[13:51] ---
    You can do it, Wise!
[13:55] ---
    Ow!
[13:57] ---
    Sorry! I'm so clumsy!
[14:05] ---
    Wise! Yay! Yay! Yay!
[14:12] ---
    Don't you guys like this crap?
    So why don't you show a little joy?
[14:14] ---
    Thank you, Sage Wise!
[14:17] ---
    Now, get off the stage.
[14:18] ---
    Hey, that was mean!
[14:21] ---
    Well, now that the mood's
    been completely spoiled,
[14:24] ---
    I have to tell you the results,
    even though everyone knows...
[14:28] ---
    Looks like we've won.
[14:32] ---
    But instead, I'm making
    a last minute call for entrants!
[14:34] ---
    Please, come up on the stage!
[14:37] ---
    Oh, maybe I will, then!
[14:41] ---
    Mamako, what's up?
[14:43] ---
    Well you see, there's not enough burners
    on the stove at the cafe,
[14:46] ---
    so I can't warm up the miso soup.
[14:48] ---
    So I wanted you to use your fire magic.
[14:52] ---
    Is that okay?
[14:54] ---
    Oh, sure. That'll only take a second.
[15:01] ---
    Looking good.
[15:03] ---
    Oh?
[15:04] ---
    Maybe I'll advertise the cafe while I'm up here.
[15:09] ---
    Everyone, the miso soup's ready!
[15:12] ---
    But it's hot, so Mommy will blow on it for you!
[15:17] ---
    Come and try some!
[15:23] ---
    What?!
[15:24] ---
    A girl who can cook! So cute!
[15:38] ---
    We have our winner!
[15:40] ---
    The winner is Mamako!
    Congratulations, Mamako!
[15:44] ---
    H-Huh?
[15:49] ---
    Medhi!
[15:50] ---
    Masato?
[15:52] ---
    Can we talk?
[15:53] ---
    Where are you going?
[15:59] ---
    Ma-kun?
[16:08] ---
    Masato, what's wrong?
[16:10] ---
    Um, well, I just felt like...
    I guess my instincts, or child's intuition,
[16:16] ---
    were telling me to get out of there now.
[16:19] ---
    Oh, I see.
[16:21] ---
    That mom was about to go nuts
    over her kid again.
[16:29] ---
    Medhi, can we talk?
[16:30] ---
    S-Sure.
[16:32] ---
    How long are you going
    to keep being your mom's slave?
[16:38] ---
    I'd never do what you're doing.
    I have a will of my own!
[16:43] ---
    Don't you?
[16:45] ---
    O-Of course, I have a will of my own! I do!
[16:49] ---
    Then speak up.
[16:51] ---
    What do you want to do right now?
[16:53] ---
    I-I...
[16:56] ---
    It's okay. We're the only ones here.
[17:00] ---
    I...
[17:02] ---
    I want to enjoy what I have now.
    What I'm doing now.
[17:06] ---
    It's the school festival, so I want to work
    alongside my friends and open a little cafe,
[17:12] ---
    laughing, having fun...
[17:15] ---
    But...
[17:16] ---
    But what?
[17:19] ---
    I don't have any friends.
[17:22] ---
    So...
[17:22] ---
    That's not true!
[17:25] ---
    You've got friends right here!
[17:27] ---
    Like me!
[17:28] ---
    And me!
[17:29] ---
    Me, too, if you'll let me!
[17:33] ---
    If you tell me what it is that you, personally,
    really want to do,
[17:39] ---
    then, as your friend, I'd like
    to enjoy this school festival with you.
[17:43] ---
    B-But my mom's caused
    so much trouble for you...
[17:49] ---
    I've got problems with my mom, too.
[17:52] ---
    We've both got the same issues.
[17:55] ---
    So we can be friends.
[17:57] ---
    Right! Right! Right!
[17:58] ---
    I've got resistance against awful moms,
    so it'll be easy!
[18:02] ---
    I'm younger than you,
    so I don't know if we can be friends, but...
[18:06] ---
    I want to be friends with you!
[18:11] ---
    Everyone...
[18:47] ---
    I want to have lots of fun with my friends!
[18:52] ---
    I want to have tons of fun with everybody
    instead of just doing what my mom tells me!
[18:58] ---
    I want to have lots of fun!
[19:14] ---
    What are you doing?
[19:17] ---
    What are you saying?
[19:18] ---
    M-Mother...
[19:21] ---
    Um, I...
[19:23] ---
    Masato and his friends are being nice to me,
    and I want to be friends with them...
[19:28] ---
    Because they're my first friends...
[19:32] ---
    You know that friends don't matter!
    What matters is being number one!
[19:37] ---
    That's the only thing!
    You're so frustrating!
[19:40] ---
    H-Hey!
[19:42] ---
    You’re a terrible daughter!
[19:47] ---
    You again?
[19:53] ---
    Why do you always show up at the worst time?
[19:56] ---
    You're really pissing me off!
[19:57] ---
    I'm sorry...
[19:59] ---
    But, let me talk to you!
[20:04] ---
    It makes a mother very happy
    for her child to be number one, right?
[20:11] ---
    I understand how you feel!
[20:12] ---
    Right?
[20:14] ---
    But does that mean it's alright
    to push your child too far?
[20:19] ---
    Is there a reason she has to suffer
    in order to be number one?
[20:23] ---
    There is!
[20:25] ---
    I need her to be number one,
    or it'll trouble me!
[20:28] ---
    Because, if my daughter is number one...
[20:32] ---
    Then I can tell everyone
    that I'm the number one mom!
[20:40] ---
    Does that mean she's doing this all for herself?
[20:46] ---
    Enough of this.
[20:49] ---
    Enough.
[20:51] ---
    Medhi?
[20:52] ---
    I've endured this for so long.
[20:55] ---
    Everything you forced me to do
    made me so sad and hurt...
[21:01] ---
    But I believed you were doing it for me.
[21:06] ---
    That's why I was able to do it all.
[21:10] ---
    But it was all just so you could say
    that you were the best mom?
[21:15] ---
    How could such betrayal exist?
[21:19] ---
    Medhi, wait! Let's talk this out!
[21:22] ---
    Staff of Conforto, unleash everything I have!
[21:48] ---
    I won't forgive... anyone!
[23:34] ---
    If I Say Nothing, It Won't Be Heard, But If I Say Something,
    It'll Be a Critical Hit. It Sucks Being a Family.
[23:35] ---
    Ma-kun, tell her!
[23:37] ---
    So that she can regain the bond
    between parent and child!

Season 1 + OVA

E8 - If I Say Nothing, It Won't Be Heard, But If I Say Something, It'll Be a Critical Hit. It Sucks Being a Family.

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[00:01] ---
    I'll make everything and everyone pay!
[00:07] ---
    What do we do, Masato?
[00:10] ---
    Medhi!
[00:12] ---
    What have you done to yourself?
[00:14] ---
    I suppose daughters who don't listen
    to their mothers become rather ugly, huh?
[00:21] ---
    Wait, Medhimama!
[00:23] ---
    Oh, how disgusting. It's unbelievable!
[00:28] ---
    You're the one who's disgusting!
[00:40] ---
    What's up with those two?
    They're such a pain in the butt!
[00:46] ---
    What was that?
[00:48] ---
    We've always been number one!
    There's never been a problem before.
[00:52] ---
    You were the ones...
    Who ruined everything!
[01:03] ---
    Ma-kun, you and your friends
    deal with Medhi.
[01:07] ---
    Y-Yeah!
[01:08] ---
    As her friend, I'll wallop her hard
    and bring her back to her senses!
[01:12] ---
    Leave the items to me!
[02:49] ---
    If I Say Nothing, It Won't Be Heard, But If I Say Something,
    It'll Be a Critical Hit. It Sucks Being a Family.
[02:51] ---
    Medhimama, let's first calm down and talk!
[02:56] ---
    You really are always in the way.
[02:58] ---
    We shall duel to see who's really
    the number one mom!
[03:04] ---
    Staff of Aperto, show them your power!
[03:26] ---
    I'm sorry, everyone.
[03:29] ---
    I just want to talk to Medhimama.
    Could you be calm for a moment?
[03:36] ---
    Can you do that for me?
[03:48] ---
    Wh-What was that?
    What just happened?
[03:52] ---
    The golems I created took your orders?
[03:56] ---
    I didn't order them. I asked.
[04:00] ---
    But it's hard to draw that line, isn't it?
[04:04] ---
    It was always something I worried about.
[04:06] ---
    Worried about?
[04:07] ---
    When my son was still little, you see...
[04:12] ---
    Hiragana Drill
[04:13] ---
    Whenever I told him to do something,
[04:15] ---
    I was worried that I was just forcing him
    to be the way I wanted him to.
[04:21] ---
    I would think about it for days.
[04:24] ---
    Th-There's no need to worry about that.
[04:27] ---
    Just say what you think.
[04:29] ---
    A parent raises a child the way they want.
[04:33] ---
    That's how it works.
[04:35] ---
    You're right.
[04:37] ---
    I think that's part of it.
[04:40] ---
    But there's one thing you can never get wrong.
[04:46] ---
    It's my time to shine!
[04:48] ---
    Taste the beautiful, explosive power
    of a Super-Sage!
[04:52] ---
    Hey, dummy!
[04:53] ---
    Something bad always happens
    whenever you get cocky!
[04:55] ---
    Spara la Magia bel mirale!
[04:59] ---
    MP Drain
[04:59] ---
    Masorpente!
[05:06] ---
    H-How could this be?!
[05:13] ---
    Before you freak out, get back!
[05:17] ---
    You can tell she's a dark heroine,
    because her dark-based attacks are really powerful!
[05:21] ---
    A healer with dark attacks is such a pain!
    What should I do about this?
[05:25] ---
    If you want to do something,
    restore your MP first!
[05:28] ---
    I know, sheesh!
[05:30] ---
    Porta, give me an MP potion!
[05:32] ---
    Okay!
[05:34] ---
    Now you can restore to full!
[05:41] ---
    Here, have some more!
[05:43] ---
    M-My stomach...
[05:49] ---
    Medhi, listen to me!
[05:51] ---
    I know how you feel so much it hurts!
[05:57] ---
    But your mom is so wonderful!
[06:01] ---
    How?
[06:02] ---
    It's bad enough having your mom follow you
    inside a game world, but...
[06:06] ---
    Sailor uniforms...
[06:08] ---
    School swimsuits...
[06:10] ---
    And then she wins a beauty contest?
[06:13] ---
    I've been forced to see so many things
    that I never wanted to see!
[06:16] ---
    I'm really sick of it!
[06:18] ---
    Please listen to me, Medhimama.
[06:21] ---
    I think...
[06:26] ---
    We parents raise our children
    to be wonderful adults.
[06:31] ---
    We don't raise them for our own sake.
[06:40] ---
    What? Something's really bright!
[06:43] ---
    Is that Mother's Light?
[06:45] ---
    No, that's...
[06:47] ---
    When a mother has something
    she truly wants to share,
[06:50] ---
    the feelings of mothers all over the world
    gather unto her and give her power,
[06:55] ---
    so she can use her light and words
    to spread her message!
[07:01] ---
    It's the high-ranking mom skill, "Mother's Words!"
[07:05] ---
    See? Just look at that.
[07:08] ---
    She's overpowered and amazing in any situation,
    and there's nothing for me to do.
[07:14] ---
    But you know...
[07:15] ---
    That doesn't mean throwing a tantrum
    like a kid will solve anything!
[07:19] ---
    It just makes the wounds worse!
[07:24] ---
    Our words, our feelings,
    the things we give them...
[07:28] ---
    They're all for the sake of our children's growth!
[07:33] ---
    O-Of course they are!
[07:36] ---
    As a mother, that's always...
[07:42] ---
    But earlier, I said I was doing it for myself.
[07:47] ---
    Wh-Why did I say that?
[07:52] ---
    Calm down.
[07:54] ---
    You were under the influence of something bad.
[07:58] ---
    Right now, you understand what's important.
[08:03] ---
    You should be able to put the child you love
    more than anything first.
[08:07] ---
    The child I love more than anything...
[08:22] ---
    Medhi...
[08:24] ---
    That's right! Medhi!
    What's happened to her?
[08:30] ---
    Medhi!
[08:35] ---
    Listen, Medhi!
[08:36] ---
    What you think, what you want...
[08:40] ---
    You need to tell her in your own words!
[08:43] ---
    I haven't been able to yet,
[08:45] ---
    but I think that's how it works!
[08:49] ---
    Masato!
[08:54] ---
    Uh-oh...
[09:01] ---
    Medhi!
[09:05] ---
    Medhimama!
[09:06] ---
    Get back, Masato.
[09:08] ---
    I can't let another family's child be hurt.
[09:12] ---
    I should be the one to take the hit.
[09:14] ---
    Yes, because I'm her number one!
[09:18] ---
    It's too late for you to pretend to be a mom!
[09:28] ---
    That wasn't good!
[09:31] ---
    Yeah...
[09:35] ---
    Medhi...
[09:37] ---
    I'll never forgive you!
    I'll never, ever forgive you!
[09:46] ---
    That's right...
[09:47] ---
    You couldn't ever forgive me!
[09:50] ---
    What am I thinking, pretending to be
    a real mom after all I've done?
[09:57] ---
    Medhi, you really look scary right now.
[10:01] ---
    You had those feelings in your heart
    this whole time,
[10:04] ---
    yet you still believed in me,
    and did what I said.
[10:10] ---
    You're such a good kid...
[10:13] ---
    What is this?
    I'm not sure how, but I can tell...
[10:17] ---
    Right now, Medhimama...
    really cares about her daughter.
[10:23] ---
    She's a real mom.
[10:31] ---
    Masato!
[10:32] ---
    This really is rough...
[10:34] ---
    Masato, I told you to stand back.
    This is my problem!
[10:38] ---
    I know!
[10:39] ---
    You're the only one who can put an end to this.
[10:43] ---
    But this is getting nowhere. First, I'll...
[10:49] ---
    ...do something about Medhi!
[10:53] ---
    Currently In Battle
[10:58] ---
    What are you going to do, though?
[11:00] ---
    Believe in the power of a hero
    who saves the bonds of family!
[11:04] ---
    Now... Wise, are you ready?
[11:08] ---
    OK! I'm all set!
[11:10] ---
    And I think I know what you want me to do!
[11:12] ---
    Okay, Porta, get back.
[11:15] ---
    Okay! Good luck!
[11:18] ---
    Spara la Magia pel mirale!
[11:21] ---
    Bomba Vento!
[11:21] ---
    Explosive Wind
[11:25] ---
    And now, more Bomba Vento!
[11:25] ---
    Explosive Wind
[11:32] ---
    She's in the sky, so she's yours!
[11:34] ---
    That's pretty smart, coming from you!
[11:36] ---
    Now to wake up the disobedient daughter.
[11:41] ---
    What?
[11:53] ---
    I can't let her get any deeper into her shell!
[11:59] ---
    Damn it!
[12:01] ---
    How about Mommy's attacks, then?
[12:19] ---
    Sheesh...
[12:20] ---
    She causes me so much trouble,
    and then she's there when I need her.
[12:24] ---
    What's with moms, really?
[12:30] ---
    Medhi!
[12:32] ---
    The person who cares about you
    more than anybody is waiting for you!
[12:37] ---
    Go ahead, Ma-kun. Tell her.
[12:40] ---
    So she can regain the bond
    between parent and child...
[12:45] ---
    Let her hold you tight,
    and tell her everything you want to say!
[13:08] ---
    Medhi!
[13:13] ---
    Medhi! Medhi!
[13:17] ---
    I'm sorry...
[13:19] ---
    Medhi...
[13:21] ---
    E-Even if you say that...
[13:25] ---
    I still can't forgive you!
[13:39] ---
    When I gave birth to her,
    I wondered if I could be a good mom...
[13:46] ---
    What is a good mom?
[13:49] ---
    What can you do to be a good mom?
[13:52] ---
    I thought about it every day.
[13:54] ---
    I decided I'd raise her to be a good girl.
    I made her do everything I could think of.
[13:59] ---
    Studies, exercise and...
[14:03] ---
    Just a little work to give her the right mindset.
[14:06] ---
    I'm not sure if it was really just a little.
[14:11] ---
    You're right.
    It was more than it should have been.
[14:15] ---
    I knew I was putting her under a lot of stress.
[14:20] ---
    But I didn't know what to do.
[14:23] ---
    Mother...
[14:25] ---
    And that's when I found this game.
[14:29] ---
    I hoped it could get our relationship back on track.
    That's why I signed up.
[14:35] ---
    So why did I say that?
[14:38] ---
    I'm the worst mother...
[14:41] ---
    Medhimama, that staff brings out
    the hidden urges in your heart, right?
[14:50] ---
    Yes, so it seemed...
[14:53] ---
    Which means you were under its influence,
[14:57] ---
    and your desire to be a good mom
    was abnormally strengthened.
[15:03] ---
    Everything you did wasn't for yourself.
    They were for Medhi.
[15:09] ---
    There's no mistaking it, isn't that right?
[15:14] ---
    I wanted her to grow up to be a good person.
[15:18] ---
    But in the end...
[15:20] ---
    Mother...
[15:25] ---
    You're harsh on me for my own sake.
[15:30] ---
    I'm really happy you feel that way.
[15:34] ---
    But... um...
[15:40] ---
    If you would care about my feelings, my will,
    as much as I care about yours,
[15:45] ---
    I'd be even happier!
[15:47] ---
    Can you do that?
[15:50] ---
    I promise.
[15:52] ---
    This time, I'll change who I am.
[15:56] ---
    So please, keep being my daughter.
[16:00] ---
    Of course, Mother!
[16:02] ---
    I'll always be your daughter!
[16:07] ---
    I guess that's that, then.
[16:10] ---
    That's right.
    Now, everyone together...
[16:12] ---
    Good work!
[16:14] ---
    Yes! Good work!
[16:18] ---
    Congratulations!
    You all graduated! Let's toast!
[16:19] ---
    Cheers!
[16:22] ---
    The food you made is so good!
[16:26] ---
    Thank you!
[16:27] ---
    It's to celebrate us passing all our classes!
[16:30] ---
    I made a lot!
[16:38] ---
    Um, Medhimama...
[16:40] ---
    Would you be willing to join our party?
[16:46] ---
    We were saying that we'd love
    to have you two around.
[16:52] ---
    We're a bit of a crazy party,
    without a dedicated healer.
[16:55] ---
    Oh, but we're not after you
    just for your healing magic.
[16:59] ---
    It just seems like it would be fun
    to adventure with you.
[17:02] ---
    I appreciate it, but I'm afraid I can't.
[17:07] ---
    Actually, I was planning to log out after this.
[17:10] ---
    I need to go back to the real world
    and delete my dark legacy,
[17:15] ---
    the blog I wrote on how to raise children.
[17:19] ---
    I don't want anyone doing what it says
    and ending up like us.
[17:24] ---
    So I can't take you up on your offer, but Medhi...
[17:30] ---
    No, that's not for me to say.
[17:34] ---
    What do you want to do?
    Do whatever you like.
[17:41] ---
    I want to...
[17:48] ---
    I was thinking I'd like to go
    with Masato and the others!
[17:53] ---
    Thank you for having me!
[17:56] ---
    You may not be able to be my heroine,
[17:59] ---
    but you can be a regular party member.
[18:02] ---
    Hey, Masato!
    The way you say it with that smile isn't fair!
[18:06] ---
    I'll work really hard to be your heroine!
[18:11] ---
    Hey, how about stuff like this?
[18:13] ---
    Um... please stop.
[18:16] ---
    Don't be like that,
    just fall for me already.
[18:19] ---
    She's definitely got ill intentions.
[18:21] ---
    She's scum.
[18:22] ---
    Wise! "Scum" is a mean thing to say!
[18:27] ---
    Huh? But the rules said parents and children
    needed to participate together.
[18:33] ---
    Can Medhi stay on her own?
[18:34] ---
    No need to worry.
[18:36] ---
    Wise's case established a precedent.
[18:39] ---
    I inform you that
    I can work things out on my end.
[18:43] ---
    And so...
[18:45] ---
    It's what you've all been waiting for!
    Bonus item time!
[18:45] ---
    Merchant Porta 170 SP
    Hero Masato 128 SP
    Healer Medhi 230 SP
    Sage Wise 103 SP
[18:49] ---
    Oh, right.
[18:51] ---
    We came to the school to get those,
    but I totally forgot.
[18:55] ---
    I've been waiting for you, my Prevenire!
[18:58] ---
    Normally, one SP gets you one spin.
[19:01] ---
    But this special event gives you 11 spins for 10SP!
[19:04] ---
    Wow! What a deal!
[19:08] ---
    So if I pay 100 SP, I can get 110 spins!
[19:11] ---
    I can do that! Prevenire!
[19:15] ---
    Um... You don't just trade the points
    for the items themselves?
[19:20] ---
    It's a gatcha.
[19:21] ---
    A gatcha, huh?
[19:23] ---
    Rare - 5%
    Uncommon - 25%
    Normal - 70%
    Secret - 0.001%
[19:23] ---
    Special Bonus 3x chance of Prevenire,
    Stema of Power, Stuffed Animal
    °Compared to items of the same rarity
[19:23] ---
    By the way, here's the probability table.
[19:26] ---
    Okay, we can do this!
[19:28] ---
    Let's do it, guys!
[19:29] ---
    °Compared to items of the same rarity
[19:32] ---
    Congratulations!
[19:36] ---
    Masato, whose Hero class gives him lots of HP,
    gets consumable items that slightly boost HP.
[19:42] ---
    Wise, who has a vast pool of MP as a Sage,
    gets consumable items that slightly boost MP.
[19:49] ---
    I got the stuffed animal! It's what I wanted!
[19:52] ---
    I'm so happy for you, Porta!
[19:54] ---
    And you two got a whole bunch of stuff, too!
[19:57] ---
    Honestly, you guys got screwed.
[20:01] ---
    Damn it!
[20:03] ---
    I never should've even tried!
[20:06] ---
    Medhi! You do a draw, too!
[20:08] ---
    I'll pass. I want to use those SP to boost my stats.
[20:13] ---
    Now, the bonus present time is over.
[20:17] ---
    But before that, as a reward for fighting so hard
    to defend the bond between mother and child...
[20:24] ---
    I'll give you the chance to do one more draw.
[20:28] ---
    Bonus
[20:28] ---
    Go ahead, Masato!
[20:29] ---
    Seriously?
[20:32] ---
    Please! Please, GM's! I love you!
[20:47] ---
    It's an apron that only mommies can equip!
[20:50] ---
    Oh, my!
[20:53] ---
    Oh, that's amazing.
[20:54] ---
    It was a gatcha for children,
    but somehow you got equipment for a mom.
[21:00] ---
    Come on. Nobody's buying that it was chance.
[21:03] ---
    Even though my name's Shirase?
[21:04] ---
    That doesn't even make sense.
[21:06] ---
    Look, look, Ma-kun!
[21:11] ---
    I'll treasure the present you gave me!
[21:18] ---
    Well, that's good, I guess.
[22:57] ---
    The previous incident with Wise, and now this...
[23:02] ---
    It's clear they're trying to cause discord
    between mother and child.
[23:06] ---
    It appears someone is trying
    to shut down this MMMMMORPG.
[23:18] ---
    However, if they want a fight...
[23:24] ---
    ...they'll give you one.
[23:28] ---
    The hero parent and child
    who are awakening to their true power!
[23:34] ---
    Whoa, There's a Pressure Plate in a Place Like This.
    Well, I'm Not Stepping On It. No, I'm Saying I Won't!
[23:35] ---
    Ma-kun, look!
    Mommy was able to type the tiny letters!

Season 1 + OVA

E9 - Whoa, There's a Pressure Plate in a Place Like This. Well, I'm Not Stepping On It. No, I'm Saying I Won't!

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[00:01] ---
    Question 1. Are you getting more chances
    to interact with your son or daughter?
[00:04] ---
    MMMMMORPG Questionnaire
[00:07] ---
    Um... "Little by little, but yes,
    we do seem to be getting closer."
[00:14] ---
    LITTLE BY LITTLE, BUT YES,
    WE DO SEEM TO BE GETTING CLOSER
[00:20] ---
    Question 2. What did your son or daughter
    say to you that made you happy?
[00:26] ---
    "He said my mommy is the best."
[00:33] ---
    I don't remember ever saying that...
[00:35] ---
    I told her how you feel
    when you weren’t around. Be grateful!
[00:40] ---
    I'll have you arrested for perjury.
[00:43] ---
    For now, I should teach her
    how to type in non-capital letters...
[00:46] ---
    Ah! Monsters have appeared!
[00:52] ---
    This is our chance!
[00:55] ---
    Mom's busy with the survey,
[00:58] ---
    so let's work together and win the day!
[01:04] ---
    Oh my! Monsters!
[01:13] ---
    There we go.
[01:20] ---
    Um, are all fights for this party...
[01:24] ---
    Yup, they're all like this.
[01:26] ---
    My mom always one-hit-kills everything.
[01:30] ---
    Excuse me for a moment.
[01:34] ---
    I don't want to blame Mamako,
[01:37] ---
    but my plan to make everyone love me
    as the party healer is ruined!
[01:46] ---
    We can see your dark power leaking from here.
[01:49] ---
    But, well, I understand how Medhi feels.
[01:50] ---
    Another! And another!
[01:53] ---
    We need to find a way to get stronger.
[01:56] ---
    Stronger than any foe,
    and stronger than my mom.
[02:01] ---
    What's this?
[02:03] ---
    New tower dungeon, now open!
[02:06] ---
    Anyone who completes it
    will be granted any wish they desire!
[02:12] ---
    A scam, huh?
[03:43] ---
    Whoa, There's a Pressure Plate in a Place Like This.
    Well, I'm Not Stepping On It. No, I'm Saying I Won't!
[03:46] ---
    I knew it was a scam, but I came anyway.
[03:49] ---
    Let's see, what did it say?
[03:51] ---
    “Walk across the pier
    in the port city of Ommym, and you'll see...”
[03:57] ---
    That tower dungeon is huge!
[03:59] ---
    I can't even see the top!
[04:01] ---
    How many floors do you think it is?
[04:04] ---
    I sure hope there's an elevator.
[04:08] ---
    It wouldn't be much of a dungeon
    if you could just take the elevator.
[04:12] ---
    Oh, you're adventurers, right?
[04:16] ---
    Hey, can you help me find my kid?
    He left the inn and hasn't come back.
[04:21] ---
    Me, too! We were planning
    on conquering the dungeon as mom and son,
[04:24] ---
    but he got mad, pitched a fit and ran off.
[04:28] ---
    So did mine!
    Did he go to the tower alone?
[04:32] ---
    Eh? What's going on here?
[04:34] ---
    Wh-What is all this?
[04:35] ---
    I don't understand what's going on!
[04:39] ---
    At times like this...
[04:41] ---
    We need to ask her for an explanation!
[04:45] ---
    Oh, she's here, too!
[04:47] ---
    It's surprisingly heavy!
[04:48] ---
    Now then. Now then. Now, now then...
[04:52] ---
    Time to use my revival magic.
[04:55] ---
    Here I go!
[04:56] ---
    Spara—
[04:57] ---
    Spara la Magia bel mirale!
[05:00] ---
    Rianimato!
[05:01] ---
    REVIVE
[05:03] ---
    M-Medhi!
[05:05] ---
    This was my one chance
    to finally do something!
[05:07] ---
    I'm the healer, so I thought it was my job.
[05:13] ---
    Greetings, everyone.
[05:14] ---
    It's me, your favorite coffin-loving informant,
    record holder for most deaths.
[05:18] ---
    I inform you that I am Shirase.
[05:21] ---
    Good morning!
[05:23] ---
    Another death by bug?
    There's too many of those in this game.
[05:27] ---
    But this time, the bug saved me.
[05:31] ---
    Actually, those mothers came to me, as well.
[05:37] ---
    But I'm a GM, not a player.
[05:40] ---
    I can't do an event
    that's designed for players.
[05:44] ---
    And so...
[05:46] ---
    You solved the problem by dying?
[05:48] ---
    It's strange, though.
[05:50] ---
    I wasn't told about an event like this.
    We need to find out what's going on.
[05:55] ---
    Let's go!
[05:57] ---
    Hello, tower dungeon!
[06:00] ---
    Let's get to clearing it!
[06:02] ---
    For now, just help me with the investigation.
[06:06] ---
    You don't have to go further than the lower floors.
[06:09] ---
    Forget the lower floors,
    let's head all the way to the top!
[06:12] ---
    And then I'll have my wish granted!
[06:15] ---
    I'll show the world
    that I can be greater than my mom,
[06:18] ---
    and to weave tales of me,
    the overpowered hero!
[06:22] ---
    Hey, sorry to interrupt your fun,
    but can I say something?
[06:27] ---
    I'm a Sage, right? A Super-Sage!
[06:30] ---
    So I can use a special ability
    to see the future a little.
[06:35] ---
    A special ability like that
    belongs to a failure like you?
[06:38] ---
    Wow!
[06:39] ---
    She's making it up, guys.
[06:40] ---
    Alright, just watch me tell your future, then.
[06:44] ---
    We head into the dungeon, right?
[06:47] ---
    Then Mamako's swords
    will make our work easier, right?
[06:49] ---
    And then when you get to the part
    where you have your wish granted...
[06:54] ---
    I want to be overp—
[06:55] ---
    Oh, right! I'm out of eggs
    for tomorrow's breakfast, so I'd like eggs!
[07:00] ---
    Don't scare me like that!
[07:02] ---
    It's okay, Ma-kun!
[07:04] ---
    Mommy will make sure
    she only asks for fresh eggs!
[07:08] ---
    I'm not worried about the eggs!
[07:09] ---
    Mom, keep your mouth shut in there! Got it?
[07:13] ---
    Okay, let's all watch as my prophecy becomes true!
[07:23] ---
    This tower is named "The Solo-Killing Tower."
[07:26] ---
    So it's deadly for solo players, huh?
[07:28] ---
    You can't beat it without a large party?
[07:33] ---
    Then we can't clear it on our own?
[07:36] ---
    Correct. You'll need to work
    with other test players and NPCs to clear it.
[07:44] ---
    Look, monsters!
[07:46] ---
    Don't worry. Mamako will just rip them apart.
[07:50] ---
    No, I can't do that.
[07:53] ---
    You finally understand, Mom?
[07:55] ---
    That your son is the star of this adventure!
[07:58] ---
    They say you're not supposed
    to kill any spiders you see in the morning, right?
[08:04] ---
    Why?
[08:05] ---
    Some people say they're supposed to be
    a sign of good luck.
[08:09] ---
    But I think that doesn't apply to monsters...
[08:11] ---
    And look! They're actually really cute!
[08:14] ---
    See?
[08:16] ---
    Now she's friends with them!
[08:19] ---
    When you were a kid, you loved the swings, too!
[08:27] ---
    Is that...
[08:32] ---
    It was an HP recovery square!
[08:34] ---
    We hadn't lost any HP to begin with.
[08:37] ---
    But I recognize this
    from all the video games I've played!
[08:40] ---
    You step on one, too, Porta!
[08:42] ---
    Okay! I pick this one!
[08:45] ---
    Exit Key
[08:46] ---
    I got the exit key!
[08:49] ---
    We can use this to get out of the dungeon instantly!
[08:51] ---
    This is all good stuff!
[08:53] ---
    Okay, I'll take this one!
    It's gotta be a boost to magic!
[08:57] ---
    Come on! Come on!
[09:00] ---
    That's a magic sealing trap.
    And every step on it increases its duration.
[09:06] ---
    Huh?
[09:08] ---
    Wise, allow me to take over!
[09:12] ---
    With Wise out of the picture,
    I'll be this party's only caster.
[09:16] ---
    Now I can have the spotlight to myself!
[09:19] ---
    Hey, Medhi!
[09:20] ---
    Don't worry.
[09:21] ---
    There are traps in the dungeon
    which dispel bad status effects.
[09:25] ---
    Also, its effects only last within the dungeon.
[09:28] ---
    Would you stop making that "Tch!" sound
    with that pretty face of yours?!
[09:33] ---
    They're best friends now, huh?
[09:35] ---
    What does this mark mean, then?
[09:37] ---
    Oh, that?
[09:39] ---
    It would be best if you stepped on that one.
[09:42] ---
    Understood. Alright, then...
[09:44] ---
    Hey, Mom, hold up!
    You should ask what it does first!
[09:48] ---
    Don't worry. It's something that will help you a lot
    in your attempts to clear this dungeon.
[09:53] ---
    And it's something that you, personally,
    will appreciate.
[09:58] ---
    I've got a horrible feeling...
[10:00] ---
    Here I go!
[10:05] ---
    Huh?
[10:16] ---
    The wind will allow you to jump up
    to the next level.
[10:19] ---
    Go on after her, everyone.
[10:24] ---
    Please, no more...
[10:27] ---
    This isn't a reward. It's a nightmare.
[10:32] ---
    Someday, you'll understand.
[10:36] ---
    How wonderful pantyhose are...
[10:38] ---
    That's not what I'm thinking about!
[10:42] ---
    I'm surprised there are still people
    trying to climb the tower.
[10:51] ---
    But from the size of your party,
    you don't seem to know how this dungeon works.
[10:55] ---
    Such fools.
[11:06] ---
    Hey, you okay?
[11:07] ---
    I-I'm fine! I didn't trip.
[11:12] ---
    Oh, okay.
[11:13] ---
    So, who are you?
[11:15] ---
    Does it matter?
[11:16] ---
    I am one of the Four Fiends
    of the rebel group Ribele,
[11:19] ---
    Amante, the Betrayer of Mothers!
[11:23] ---
    But there's no rule that says
    I have to tell that to everyone I meet.
[11:28] ---
    You just did, though.
[11:29] ---
    Yeah, you did.
[11:31] ---
    Is there any way you could tell us a little more?
[11:34] ---
    You think I'm going to tell you anything?
[11:37] ---
    I'm not telling you that the rebel group "Ribele"
    is a group of kids who've rebelled against the mothers.
[11:42] ---
    You just told us.
[11:43] ---
    Yeah, you did.
[11:46] ---
    All the adventurers in town
    already joined my group.
[11:51] ---
    But I guess a few more wandered in.
[11:54] ---
    Oh no! Are you...
[11:56] ---
    Oh, hello!
[11:58] ---
    I'm Mamako Oosuki!
    Ma-kun's mommy!
[12:03] ---
    There's someone in my party
    who says who she is when she shouldn't, too...
[12:08] ---
    Is she the real Mamako Oosuki?
[12:11] ---
    Hey! What's wrong?
[12:13] ---
    I'm really scared of Mamako Oosuki!
    But I won't tell you that!
[12:18] ---
    They can't clear the tower
    with a small party like that,
[12:21] ---
    but I need to retreat and come up with a plan!
[12:27] ---
    Lady Amante, are you okay?
[12:30] ---
    We'll clear the dungeon before you do!
[12:35] ---
    What was that about?
[12:36] ---
    We learned important information.
[12:39] ---
    Let's head back outside.
[12:40] ---
    Ms. Porta, please use the key you found earlier.
[12:43] ---
    Okay!
[12:44] ---
    Ta-dah!
[12:46] ---
    I will inform you of the truth.
    This situation was not anticipated.
[12:52] ---
    What you just saw was not an in-game event,
    but a serious problem.
[12:55] ---
    The mothers were looking
    for their missing children.
[12:59] ---
    Those children were the ones we saw in the tower.
[13:01] ---
    I recognize several of their faces
    from the player database.
[13:05] ---
    They must have left their mothers
    to join the rebel group Ribele.
[13:10] ---
    And the one leading them is...
[13:13] ---
    One of the Four Fiends,
    Amante, the Betrayer of Mothers!
[13:18] ---
    We've known for a while now that someone
    is trying to cause problems between families.
[13:22] ---
    We can assume that the rebel group Ribele,
    and that girl we saw, were behind what we've seen.
[13:29] ---
    So they gathered enough kids, who are rebelling
    against their mothers, for the dungeon?
[13:34] ---
    Which means...
[13:35] ---
    They're not all just sitting in a circle,
    complaining about their mothers, are they?
[13:39] ---
    They want to get to the top of the tower
    and get a wish of theirs granted.
[13:43] ---
    And that wish must be...
[13:45] ---
    It must be something evil
    if the bad guys are wishing for it.
[13:49] ---
    We have to do something about this!
[13:52] ---
    Okay, let's rise up against evil!
[13:54] ---
    Let's do our best so that the kids
    can go back to their mommies.
[14:00] ---
    Isn't this where the hero's party stops
    the bad guy's plans and saves the world?
[14:06] ---
    As a mom, I'd be more worried about my child
    running away than the fate of the world.
[14:13] ---
    But you know...
[14:14] ---
    Mamako's right.
[14:16] ---
    We can start with getting the kids back, right?
[14:19] ---
    Without enough people,
    they won't be able to beat the dungeon,
[14:22] ---
    and we can stop their plans that way.
[14:24] ---
    I think so, too!
[14:26] ---
    Me, too. I think it's fine.
[14:28] ---
    Well, it's more a question of my motivation...
[14:32] ---
    But if we want to get them back,
    we need to get to the floor they're on.
[14:36] ---
    And that means we need more people.
[14:40] ---
    What do we do?
[14:42] ---
    I inform you that you should make a guild
    and recruit members.
[14:47] ---
    Come, come, come, come.
[14:49] ---
    Please use this guild.
[14:51] ---
    Enter Guild Name
[14:52] ---
    Name it anything you like.
[14:54] ---
    Th-This is our guild?
[15:00] ---
    With MomMY Guild
[15:00] ---
    Look, Ma-kun! I was able to type
    the small letters like you showed me!
[15:01] ---
    With MomMY Guild
    REGISTERED
[15:05] ---
    She already named it!
[15:07] ---
    And she still typed it wrong!
[15:27] ---
    Good morning, Ma-kun.
    It's time to get up.
[15:30] ---
    Just let me sleep a little more...
[15:33] ---
    Oh dear, that's a problem.
[15:35] ---
    Wait! I know just what to do!
[15:38] ---
    Kiss!
[15:41] ---
    Wh-What the...
[15:43] ---
    That's the special skill, "Mother's Wake-up."
[15:45] ---
    It can bring someone out of a coma instantly!
[15:51] ---
    Thanks for the meal.
[15:52] ---
    But you know...
[15:55] ---
    This place is a mess.
    Is anyone really going to join this guild?
[15:59] ---
    I'm sure it will be fine.
[16:01] ---
    Mommy will do her best
    to make sure they feel welcome.
[16:05] ---
    It's a guild, not a hotel.
[16:07] ---
    Oh right, I remembered one more thing
    to inform you of.
[16:11] ---
    What's that?
[16:12] ---
    I've given you a small present
    to celebrate the founding of your guild.
[16:17] ---
    It should be in your item storage.
    Please use it to make your guild a fun place.
[16:22] ---
    I leave the rest to you.
[16:24] ---
    I must leave to investigate this rebel group.
[16:30] ---
    What does she mean by "present?"
[16:34] ---
    Master, if you want something,
    come out and say it!
[16:38] ---
    I always wanted to say that.
[16:40] ---
    Master, I'll do anything you want me to.
[16:43] ---
    Um! Um! Master! Just leave it to me!
[16:52] ---
    With the exception of Porta,
    I can't help but stare!
[16:55] ---
    Maybe Shirase's better than I gave her credit for.
[16:57] ---
    The size is perfect.
[16:59] ---
    All she had to do
    was make the chest as flat as possible.
[17:03] ---
    Medhi, let's take this outside.
[17:05] ---
    Masato, what did you get?
[17:07] ---
    The same thing you did.
    I think she hates me.
[17:10] ---
    Which means your mom also...
[17:12] ---
    Oh my! Such cute maids!
[17:15] ---
    Huh? That's your usual outfit.
[17:17] ---
    Ahem...
[17:18] ---
    In order to minimize the mental strain on her son,
    I forbid my mom from wearing cosplay.
[17:24] ---
    That's no fun!
[17:25] ---
    I wanted to wear the same outfit as her.
[17:28] ---
    I was looking forward to seeing your reaction.
[17:31] ---
    I'm not here to entertain you.
[17:34] ---
    Also, please show a little more concern for me...
[17:37] ---
    With all these cute maids,
    the With Mommy guild has a bright future!
[17:43] ---
    Let's all do our best!
[17:44] ---
    Okay, Guild Momaster!
[17:46] ---
    Let's get to work.
[17:48] ---
    Our goal is to recruit more people, but...
[17:51] ---
    First we need to repair our home base!
[17:53] ---
    Let's be sure to make a good first impression!
[17:55] ---
    If I have crafting materials, I can use
    my item creation skill to repair and improve our guild!
[18:00] ---
    Okay, let's split up to be more efficient!
[18:03] ---
    One group can go shopping, another can clean!
[18:05] ---
    I'll do my best!
[18:07] ---
    Making them feel welcome is most important!
[18:10] ---
    Okay, Guild Momaster!!
[18:12] ---
    Momaster is a hard word to say, right?
[18:14] ---
    Be back soon!
[18:18] ---
    Welcome!
[18:21] ---
    There's all kinds of building materials here!
[18:23] ---
    How about this wall? This one's great, too!
[18:27] ---
    Do you think Mamako would like this one?
[18:30] ---
    Yes, I do!
[18:32] ---
    And my job is to carry the bags.
[18:33] ---
    This one's perfect! This one too! Um...
    And this, and this! And this!
[18:35] ---
    Since we have Porta's bag,
    I don't even need to be here.
[18:40] ---
    I'm the hero, aren't I? The main character?
[18:49] ---
    I think Ma-kun's room is a little cleaner now.
[18:55] ---
    His bed's nice and fluffy now, too.
[19:01] ---
    I was thinking.
    Do you really need to do all that?
[19:04] ---
    I doubt he'll be using that room for long.
[19:07] ---
    But right now, this is Ma-kun's room. His home.
[19:11] ---
    I want to make sure it's nice and clean,
    and say, "Welcome home."
[19:15] ---
    He may get mad at me for cleaning it
    without permission, though.
[19:20] ---
    But that's something to be happy about, I'm sure.
[19:25] ---
    Some moms don't get to say
    "Welcome home" to their children.
[19:32] ---
    Mamako...
[19:35] ---
    Oh! Perhaps Ma-kun and the others are back?
[19:39] ---
    Ma-kun, welcome home!
[19:41] ---
    Oh my!
[19:48] ---
    We got so many wonderful things!
    I'm so satisfied.
[19:52] ---
    Your smile alone is enough to satisfy me.
[19:55] ---
    Now, where's the cash register...
[19:58] ---
    Excuse me. Where's the laundry detergent
    and washboards? Take me there.
[20:04] ---
    With all those people,
    it's hard to keep stocked up on necessities.
[20:09] ---
    Oh, right. I need to get some heating pads,
    to get the swelling down in my butt and shins.
[20:16] ---
    You're Mamako Oosuki's son and his party!
[20:20] ---
    You must be taking it easy,
    if you're out here shopping.
[20:23] ---
    Same to you.
[20:25] ---
    Hey, Masato.
[20:26] ---
    That girl seems to be treating her butt and shins
    after hurting them yesterday, but it's too late!
[20:31] ---
    You there, maid!
[20:33] ---
    Stop saying scary things like that!
[20:35] ---
    Anyway, I've got news for you—
[20:37] ---
    The bruises won't heal right,
    and you'll never feel confident in your body again.
[20:42] ---
    For the rest of your life, you'll let out a sigh
    whenever you see your legs or butt.
[20:46] ---
    Poor girl.
[20:52] ---
    M-Medhi, that's enough!
[20:55] ---
    For your sake, if nothing else.
[20:57] ---
    Come on, Amante, it's okay now.
[21:00] ---
    If you want to tell us something, go ahead.
    We're listening.
[21:04] ---
    Forget it!
[21:05] ---
    I'm not going to tell you
    that I sent an assassin to your base!
[21:10] ---
    You sent an assassin?
[21:12] ---
    To attack the With Mommy guild?
[21:15] ---
    If that's true...
[21:19] ---
    It's not really a big deal, is it?
[21:21] ---
    Mamako is there.
[21:23] ---
    I agree!
    She can take them down in one hit!
[21:26] ---
    Yeah, you're right. With her there,
    it's not really a problem.
[21:30] ---
    See ya! Be sure to put those heating pads on!
[21:32] ---
    Hold it! If you underestimate Ribele,
    you're going to regret it!
[21:43] ---
    Masato, Medhi, Porta!
[21:44] ---
    Huh, Wise? Why are you here?
[21:47] ---
    Hurry back to the guild!
    Mamako's going to lose!
[21:51] ---
    Mom losing? No way.
[21:53] ---
    Hurry! It's a really bad situation!
[21:57] ---
    Ma-kun!
[21:59] ---
    Mom!
[23:34] ---
    #10 The With Mommy Guild Welcomes All!
    ...Wait, It's a Bunch of Uninvited Guests!
[23:35] ---
    What am I doing, you ask?
    It’s mommy’s in-bed service!

Season 1 + OVA

E10 - The With Mommy Guild Welcomes All! ...Wait, It's a Bunch of Uninvited Guests!

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[00:04] ---
    Mom's strong,
    so there’s no way she could lose!
[00:08] ---
    But, if something happens...
[00:11] ---
    Mom!
[00:14] ---
    You see, Miss?
[00:15] ---
    You'll get all kinds of visitors
    if you have this crystal ball!
[00:18] ---
    Your guild is sure to be a big success!
[00:21] ---
    And we have a special sale that ends today!
[00:24] ---
    You're sure lucky!
[00:26] ---
    Oh my! What should I do?
[00:29] ---
    She's about to "lose" to a door-to-door salesman?
[00:32] ---
    This crystal ball is truly amazing!
[00:34] ---
    Every member of your guild
    will get two-hit multi-target attacks!
[00:40] ---
    And your son will be very happy!
[00:42] ---
    Ma-kun will?
[00:44] ---
    Alright! I'll pay any price for it!
[00:46] ---
    See! See! He's almost convinced her!
[00:48] ---
    That's right! If he brings up Masato's name,
    it's an easy win against her!
[00:53] ---
    Give me a break... Sheesh.
    Hey, you!
[00:57] ---
    We don't talk to salesmen.
[01:03] ---
    Same to you, Mom.
[01:04] ---
    Don't let a shady guy like this fool you.
    That's obvious junk.
[01:08] ---
    Huh? O-Oh, it is?
[01:13] ---
    M-M-M-Masato! Th-That’s a...
[01:16] ---
    What's wrong, Porta?
[01:19] ---
    That's a bomb!
[02:54] ---
    #10 The With Mommy Guild Welcomes All!
    ...Wait, It's a Bunch of Uninvited Guests!
[02:55] ---
    What do you mean a bomb?
[02:57] ---
    I appraised it!
[02:59] ---
    That crystal ball is a powerful bomb
    that could blow up the entire guild!
[03:09] ---
    Hey, Masato! Do something!
[03:12] ---
    Why don't you grab it and jump into the sea?
[03:15] ---
    Okay, leave it to me!
[03:17] ---
    Wait, that would kill me, right?
[03:23] ---
    It's going to blow up any second!
[03:26] ---
    E-Everybody run!
[03:30] ---
    There we go.
[03:33] ---
    Don't cry.
[03:35] ---
    Mommy's right here. Everything's fine.
[03:38] ---
    It's okay. Be a good child.
[03:40] ---
    Hey, Mom, what are you doing?
[03:43] ---
    Can't you see? I'm giving it headpats.
[03:46] ---
    The bomb is crying "Wah! Wah!"
    like a baby, right?
[03:51] ---
    So maybe if I give it headpats,
    it will calm down.
[03:56] ---
    No, no! You can't calm down a bomb, like... that?
[04:06] ---
    Seriously?
[04:10] ---
    It stopped.
[04:12] ---
    That was another special mom skill,
    "Mother's Headpat!"
[04:16] ---
    Whenever something or somebody
    is about to explode, she can calm it down!
[04:21] ---
    Ma-kun used to cry all the time,
[04:24] ---
    but when I held you like this and
    patted your head, you always calmed down.
[04:28] ---
    Remember those days?
[04:30] ---
    I'm not sure if I like
    being compared to a bomb...
[04:33] ---
    To a mom, a bomb isn't much different
    than a baby.
[04:37] ---
    Both can blow up
    and cause chaos at any moment!
[04:42] ---
    When you think of it like that,
    bombs are cute, aren't they?
[04:45] ---
    No they're not...
[04:48] ---
    Ma-kun, you were so cool back there!
[04:51] ---
    You appeared out of nowhere
    to save your mom from the mean salesman!
[04:55] ---
    You're my hero!
[04:58] ---
    I get to be a hero
    just from driving off a salesman, huh?
[05:02] ---
    Not a hard job to get, is it?
[05:10] ---
    So can we assume that salesman
    was the assassin Amante sent?
[05:15] ---
    It seems lika a safe assumption.
[05:17] ---
    Wait, so that was Amante's doing?
[05:21] ---
    Fill me in!
[05:22] ---
    Hey, you there.
[05:24] ---
    What are you doing?
[05:27] ---
    I didn't expect her to show up in person.
[05:29] ---
    Why did you come here?
[05:31] ---
    The reason doesn't matter, does it?
[05:33] ---
    I came because I kept waiting
    for the explosion and never heard it,
[05:38] ---
    but I don't have to tell you that, do I?
[05:41] ---
    So she's an idiot who can't keep
    her mouth shut? How helpful.
[05:47] ---
    You there, maid!
    Don't call me an idiot!
[05:50] ---
    I'm not a helpful idiot—
[05:52] ---
    I have a question.
[05:53] ---
    Was the "assassin" you spoke of that salesman?
[05:59] ---
    That's absolutely right.
[06:01] ---
    But I don't have to tell you that.
[06:04] ---
    It was mean to send us a bomb!
    I won't forgive you for that!
[06:08] ---
    What are you talking about so suddenly?
[06:11] ---
    Listen. We're enemies.
[06:14] ---
    What's wrong with sending you a bomb I found
    in the tower but couldn't do anything useful with?
[06:21] ---
    Now she's explaining things we didn't even ask.
[06:25] ---
    Um, Ms. Amante, may I have a word?
[06:28] ---
    I told you, I'm not telling you anything—
[06:31] ---
    Mamako Oosuki!
[06:33] ---
    Stay away! Don't talk to me!
[06:36] ---
    Please, listen to me.
[06:39] ---
    You have all the adventurer children
    with you, right?
[06:43] ---
    Their mothers are all worried.
    Could you tell them to go home—
[06:47] ---
    Shut up! I refuse to even talk with you!
[06:52] ---
    Hey!
[06:53] ---
    You show up out of nowhere
    and you're already running away?
[06:56] ---
    Why did you even come here?
[06:57] ---
    Like hell I'd ever answer that question!
[07:02] ---
    I was going to tell you that
    my next assassin is already on his way,
[07:06] ---
    but I won't tell you that either!
[07:08] ---
    Does that mean...
[07:18] ---
    Oh my. It's a mess!
[07:26] ---
    Miss...
[07:28] ---
    How did you like your crystal ball bomb?
[07:33] ---
    Are you...
[07:35] ---
    I screwed up earlier, but it makes
    a nice boom when it goes off, right?
[07:40] ---
    I planted bombs ten times as powerful
    all across the city.
[07:44] ---
    No way!
[07:45] ---
    Hey, you can't do that!
    You'll blow up the city!
[07:49] ---
    I've got the detonator right here.
[07:51] ---
    If you don't want to see the town go up
    in flames, you'll do what I say!
[07:56] ---
    Oh, and just so we're clear,
    only being served by maids will satisfy us.
[08:02] ---
    Of course, Mamako will need to be a maid, too.
[08:07] ---
    Very well. What do I have to do?
[08:11] ---
    Food, first.
[08:16] ---
    A maid mom, huh?
[08:19] ---
    Let's laugh at her for the way she's dressed.
[08:23] ---
    Sorry it took so long.
[08:26] ---
    I've never worn a maid outfit before.
[08:29] ---
    Did I put it on right?
[08:32] ---
    Oh, boy. It looks great on her!
[08:36] ---
    - You look amazing!
    - Like an angel!
[08:38] ---
    Oh my. Thank you...
[08:40] ---
    Um, can you put a spell on the food
    to make it taste better?
[08:44] ---
    Oh, I'm not a magic-user,
    so I don't know if I can!
[08:48] ---
    - You can!
    - Sure you can!
[08:52] ---
    Go for it!
[08:56] ---
    Mommy will make you dinner
    with lots of love, okay?
[09:01] ---
    Here.
[09:03] ---
    It's Mommy's special fried rice!
[09:06] ---
    Enjoy!
[09:07] ---
    Let's eat!
[09:09] ---
    Hey now, you were lazy and
    just tossed stuff into a frying pan?
[09:12] ---
    That's the problem with mothers...
[09:17] ---
    Th-This is... Fried rice with ham!
[09:21] ---
    Yes, that's right. I'm sure you'd prefer fried pork,
    but I couldn't find any so I used ham instead.
[09:30] ---
    You know...
[09:31] ---
    My mom used to make this all the time.
[09:35] ---
    She said fried rice with ham
    was a classic family meal.
[09:40] ---
    My mom would put little hot dogs in.
[09:43] ---
    Mine used canned tuna.
[09:46] ---
    Oh no... Somehow...
[09:49] ---
    I really want to eat my mom's fried rice!
[09:53] ---
    Ms. Mama's fried rice is delicious!
[09:55] ---
    Ham really is the best!
[09:58] ---
    I always used to have it with crab,
    but ham is good, too!
[10:09] ---
    These guys are easy.
[10:12] ---
    Hey now!
[10:13] ---
    It'll take more than food to satisfy us.
[10:17] ---
    We're all fed and ready now.
[10:20] ---
    Take us to the bedroom.
[10:35] ---
    Okay, Mamako.
[10:37] ---
    Time for you to give me lots of service in bed.
[10:41] ---
    Service in bed?
[10:43] ---
    You're kidding me!
[10:44] ---
    So now that your appetite's fed,
    that's what you want next?
[10:47] ---
    You beasts!
[10:48] ---
    We'll have to use force...
[10:51] ---
    Hey, now. Don't forget that
    we've got bombs all over the city.
[10:57] ---
    If anything happens to me, they'll go boom.
[11:02] ---
    Mom...
[11:03] ---
    It's okay, Ma-kun.
[11:05] ---
    The townspeople's lives are in danger.
[11:08] ---
    That's enough of the drama talk
    between mother and son.
[11:11] ---
    Ready, Mamako?
[11:14] ---
    You don't need me to tell you what to do, right?
[11:19] ---
    Yes, I understand.
[11:39] ---
    Be a good boy and go to sleep.
[11:42] ---
    Go to sleep! Go to sleep!
[11:47] ---
    Hey, what are you doing?
[11:49] ---
    What, you ask?
    It’s Mommy’s in-bed service!
[11:52] ---
    N-No, I meant something a little more, uh...
[11:59] ---
    Go to sleep.
[12:01] ---
    Go to sleep.
[12:04] ---
    Go to sleep.
[12:06] ---
    You know, when I was a kid...
[12:07] ---
    Go to sleep.
[12:10] ---
    Go to sleep.
[12:12] ---
    On nights I couldn't sleep...
[12:14] ---
    Go to sleep.
[12:16] ---
    My mom would always do this for me.
[12:17] ---
    Go to sleep.
[12:20] ---
    Go to sleep.
[12:23] ---
    I feel like a little kid again...
[12:26] ---
    Lately, I've been making my mom so sad...
[12:35] ---
    Just take your lunch!
[12:38] ---
    I said I don't want it!
[12:40] ---
    Hang in there, Pocchi!
[12:42] ---
    Pocchi...
[12:46] ---
    Mom...
[12:51] ---
    Hey, check out Pocchi! He fell asleep!
[12:56] ---
    But it won't be so easy with us!
[13:04] ---
    Mommy...
[13:08] ---
    They all have such cute sleeping faces,
    like little kids.
[13:12] ---
    I'm not sure if mom's amazing,
    or they're just easy.
[13:18] ---
    Both, I guess.
[13:24] ---
    We're sorry for the trouble!
[13:26] ---
    Sorry!
[13:28] ---
    We'll pick up the other bombs on our way back.
    Alright, we're leaving now!
[13:32] ---
    Go home and make your moms feel better, okay?
[13:36] ---
    Okay!
[13:40] ---
    Why did they even come here?
[13:53] ---
    Hey, Mom...
[13:55] ---
    You're the one who insisted on having
    another naked strategy meeting, right?
[13:58] ---
    If you have something to talk about, let's talk.
[14:01] ---
    Is it about the children
    who are still in the tower?
[14:04] ---
    That's part of it.
[14:06] ---
    But I'm wondering why Amante
    is so angry about mothers...
[14:12] ---
    What did you do, Mamako Oosuki?
[14:15] ---
    How dare you send my assassins
    home to their moms!
[14:18] ---
    Thanks to you, I lost some of my best fighters!
[14:22] ---
    Why are you here?
[14:24] ---
    I'm not telling yo—
[14:31] ---
    Wait, you came out of nowhere again
    just to hide behind a rock?
[14:35] ---
    What is your deal?
[14:36] ---
    What? Of course I'm hiding!
    I'm wearing nothing but a bath towel!
[14:40] ---
    I can't let a boy see me like that!
[14:44] ---
    Aren't you guys embarrassed,
    all sharing a bath?
[14:50] ---
    Oh, right.
[14:52] ---
    Wow! A normal reaction, for once!
[14:54] ---
    That wasn't the answer I was expecting...
[14:57] ---
    Of course I'm embarrassed, but as a member
    of this party, I'll have to just get used to it...
[15:04] ---
    Eventually, I want to be the first one
    to invite them.
[15:09] ---
    I think of baths as something
    we all take together now!
[15:14] ---
    Forget that and explain what you're doing here!
[15:17] ---
    Though I'm sure you'll tell us,
    even if we don't ask.
[15:21] ---
    Don't underestimate me.
[15:23] ---
    The tower I live in now has no bath,
    so the only place I can get clean is in the sea.
[15:30] ---
    So I'm dying for a bath,
    but I'm not telling you that!
[15:34] ---
    Washing herself in the sea, huh?
[15:36] ---
    You know, it did smell salty
    when she came into the room.
[15:42] ---
    You're right.
[15:44] ---
    Now that you mention it,
    her skin's all rough, too.
[15:47] ---
    Her hair, too.
[15:51] ---
    She just looks really disgusting.
[15:54] ---
    You guys...
[15:55] ---
    We're both girls here,
    so can't you go a little easy on me?
[16:00] ---
    Please stop saying things to make me cry!
[16:05] ---
    Ouch!
[16:07] ---
    Amante, are you okay?
[16:08] ---
    Don't touch me!
[16:10] ---
    This is your fault, Mamako Oosuki!
[16:12] ---
    You really are a dangerous mother!
[16:14] ---
    You're the one who will stand in the way
    of our ideal becoming a reality!
[16:19] ---
    I'll let you go for today,
    but not next time! So be ready!
[16:27] ---
    You can turn off the lights,
    but don't empty out the bathwater!
[16:30] ---
    Not that I'll be back later
    to take a bath, or anything, got it?!
[16:35] ---
    First she blows up our guild,
    now she wants to use the bath?
[16:39] ---
    I say we just let her.
[16:41] ---
    Just drain it until it's ten centimeters deep.
[16:44] ---
    Five is plenty.
[16:46] ---
    Plop.
[16:48] ---
    Good morning!
[16:50] ---
    It's so early, what do you want?
[16:58] ---
    I'm so sorry for the trouble our children caused.
[16:58] ---
    GIFT
[17:03] ---
    This is from a popular place
    in our neighborhood.
[17:06] ---
    We thought you might like it.
[17:08] ---
    That's so kind of you.
[17:11] ---
    You, too, Pocchi! Apologize.
[17:13] ---
    Oh, right. I'm so sorry.
[17:16] ---
    No, it's fine.
[17:18] ---
    Thank you so much for the gift.
[17:20] ---
    So, as our way of apologizing,
    we came to help you today.
[17:26] ---
    We mothers will join your guild
    and help you clear the tower!
[17:36] ---
    The weather sure is nice today, huh?
[17:37] ---
    Yes, the perfect day for laundry!
[17:39] ---
    I already hung mine out!
[17:42] ---
    No, no, no...
    What's going on here?
[17:45] ---
    Did somebody put an illusion spell on me?
[17:47] ---
    Masato, you can't look away from reality.
[17:50] ---
    But a party full of moms? Is that even allowed?
[17:55] ---
    Don't worry. I've already informed the GM's
    of the situation,
[18:00] ---
    as well as secretly removed
    the restrictions on who could join your guild.
[18:05] ---
    I really wish you hadn't.
[18:08] ---
    If only Pocchi and his friends were here...
[18:12] ---
    Sorry, we can't join your guild.
[18:15] ---
    We have our own things to do.
[18:18] ---
    Good luck!
[18:19] ---
    They said they had something to do,
    but what did they mean?
[18:23] ---
    Ma-kun, the moms in town are just worried
    about their children in the tower.
[18:29] ---
    - So...
    - Yeah, yeah. I know.
[18:31] ---
    I need to understand how a parent feels.
[18:34] ---
    Oh my! Your mommy's so happy
    to see you've matured!
[18:38] ---
    Thanks.
[18:40] ---
    Still, I wonder how our group looks
    to other people.
[18:45] ---
    They must be crazy. They can't possibly
    clear the tower with a group like that.
[18:51] ---
    But as long as Mamako Oosuki's around,
    I can't let my guard down.
[18:54] ---
    I'll need to do something.
[18:59] ---
    I'm not sure about the group we've got,
    but we can finally start clearing the tower.
[19:03] ---
    Ma-kun, can I have a moment?
[19:06] ---
    This person...
[19:07] ---
    Sorry. I'm just really worried.
[19:11] ---
    Oh, right.
[19:13] ---
    It's natural to be worried
    about going to a dungeon.
[19:16] ---
    No, that's not it.
    I left all the windows at home open.
[19:21] ---
    I see, the windows at... home?
[19:24] ---
    The weather was nice, so I wanted
    to get some fresh air in the house.
[19:28] ---
    I see.
[19:29] ---
    But when I was talking to the other moms,
[19:32] ---
    they told me a lot of places
    were being robbed in another neighborhood.
[19:37] ---
    I'll be too worried to do anything
    if I don't go home and close them!
[19:41] ---
    But we're already here.
[19:43] ---
    You don't need to worry about the windows...
[19:45] ---
    What's that? Did you say something?
[19:48] ---
    Did I say something strange? I didn't, did I?
[19:51] ---
    I'm seriously worried.
    Are you saying it's okay if my house gets robbed?
[19:55] ---
    Will you take responsibility if it does?
[19:57] ---
    No! I'm sorry!
[19:59] ---
    Hey, Wise. Can you come here?
[20:02] ---
    What's up?
[20:04] ---
    Use your magic to send
    this woman to her house.
[20:07] ---
    Bring her back when she's done.
    Can you do it?
[20:10] ---
    Sure thing!
[20:11] ---
    Oh, you can send us right home with magic?
[20:14] ---
    Could you help me, too?
[20:17] ---
    Well, there's a limit to how many people
    I can take, but I could take one more...
[20:21] ---
    Then, what about me?
[20:23] ---
    My house is close to your base...
[20:27] ---
    Well, I guess I could make two stops.
[20:29] ---
    Then can you take me, too?
[20:31] ---
    Just to the entrance of town!
[20:33] ---
    Um, how many teleportation spells
    do I need to cast?
[20:33] ---
    Me, too!
[20:37] ---
    I wonder if I have enough MP.
[20:41] ---
    Good luck, Wise.
[20:45] ---
    They're not here.
[20:47] ---
    I planned on using these bombs to bury them alive
    the moment they came into the tower.
[20:52] ---
    Where are they?
[20:54] ---
    Should I go take a look outside?
[21:02] ---
    That hurts!
[21:05] ---
    What's that sound?
    It sounds like a crying baby.
[21:09] ---
    No, isn't that the sound
    of the bomb's countdown?
[21:16] ---
    Th-Th-The switch!
[21:18] ---
    I pushed it on accident!
[21:25] ---
    No... more...
[21:28] ---
    Wise, I forgot I left the futons hanging outside.
[21:32] ---
    Could you take me back home again
    so I can bring them in?
[21:35] ---
    Oh, are you a healer, Medhi?
[21:37] ---
    Y-Yes...
[21:38] ---
    Lately, the cartilage in my knee
    has been hurting.
[21:41] ---
    My back, too.
[21:43] ---
    I recommend glucosamine.
[21:45] ---
    You're such a good girl,
    adventuring at a young age like this!
[21:48] ---
    I've got lots more sweets, so eat up, okay?
[21:51] ---
    Okay! Thank you very much!
[21:53] ---
    You, too! There's plenty more!
[21:54] ---
    Clearing a dungeon is lots of fun,
    isn't it, Ma-kun?
[21:59] ---
    We haven't even gone inside yet...
[23:35] ---
    #11: The Courage to Accept Things. A Loving Heart.
    Also, Full-Body Armor.
    That’s What a Mother Needs... Wait, Armor?
[23:35] ---
    I can do it! Because I'm Full Armor Mommy!

Season 1 + OVA

E11 - The Courage to Accept Things. A Loving Heart. Also, Full-Body Armor. That's What a Mother Needs... Wait, Armor?

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[00:01] ---
    Sheesh... We're finally inside the tower.
[00:04] ---
    No more teleportation... I'm out of MP.
[00:07] ---
    Wise is very tired!
[00:10] ---
    I can't take another step.
[00:12] ---
    Then let's leave Wise here...
[00:15] ---
    No, we don't want her slowing us down,
    so let's throw her in the sea.
[00:22] ---
    She's not insulting me back
    like she usually does...
[00:24] ---
    That's no fun.
[00:26] ---
    Just worry about me instead of
    being mean once in a while!
[00:31] ---
    Fine.
[00:39] ---
    So relaxing!
[00:40] ---
    You're heavier than I thought.
[00:42] ---
    Did you say something?
[00:43] ---
    Oh, it's so nice to be young!
[00:46] ---
    As expected from a hero!
[00:48] ---
    If I was only 30 years younger...
[00:51] ---
    Hey, everyone, please keep in line.
[00:54] ---
    Okay, let's all follow Ma-kun
    and get to the top of the tower!
[00:58] ---
    Okay!
[01:11] ---
    It collapsed.
[01:12] ---
    Did something happen?
[01:14] ---
    The cause is unknown, but it's better for us.
[01:18] ---
    I inform you that this rubble
    is perfect for climbing to the next floor.
[01:24] ---
    But it seems a bit dangerous...
[01:26] ---
    Leave it to me!
    I'll show you a safe path!
[01:35] ---
    If Porta says it's fine, it must be fine!
[01:37] ---
    Yeah. She's cute, so it must be safe.
[01:39] ---
    Okay, let's get going. Move out, Masato!
[01:42] ---
    You're actually fine, aren't you?
[01:53] ---
    I thought I was done for!
[01:55] ---
    When did they get up there?
    I must follow them!
[01:58] ---
    Oh, I'm pretty sure somewhere around here...
[02:02] ---
    There we go!
[02:03] ---
    I'll use this warp tile to get ahead of them.
[03:40] ---
    #11: The Courage to Accept Things. A Loving Heart.
    Also, Full-Body Armor.
    That’s What a Mother Needs... Wait, Armor?
[03:44] ---
    We've come pretty high up.
[03:46] ---
    Nothing's slowed us down!
[03:47] ---
    But we could be attacked by monsters
    at any moment from here on.
[03:52] ---
    Let's stay sharp.
[03:54] ---
    I'm so tired.
[03:56] ---
    My back hurts!
[03:58] ---
    The sweat's washing away my makeup!
[04:00] ---
    Um, what are you doing?
[04:02] ---
    Everyone's looking a little tired.
[04:05] ---
    Let's take a small break.
[04:07] ---
    I've got a secret!
    I hid a clever trap on this floor!
[04:12] ---
    Whenever someone raises a metal weapon,
    they'll be struck by lightning!
[04:16] ---
    This time, Mamako Oosuki
    and her friends are done for!
[04:22] ---
    But they're awfully late.
[04:24] ---
    What are they doing?
[04:28] ---
    A monster?!
[04:35] ---
    Oh, this is so good!
[04:36] ---
    I picked up some leftovers
    when we teleported back!
[04:39] ---
    It reminds me of my son's sports day!
[04:42] ---
    My son was so good during the races!
[04:44] ---
    Ma-kun ran in the relay.
[04:46] ---
    Oh, Porta, do you have any more plates?
[04:49] ---
    Here!
[04:50] ---
    You're certainly taking it easy.
[04:52] ---
    I'm starting to feel better.
[04:55] ---
    Well, we do need to rest,
    but we should be a little more on edge.
[04:58] ---
    Do they really want to clear the tower?
[05:01] ---
    Don't worry, Ma-kun.
[05:03] ---
    Mommies are ready when it counts,
    so don't worry.
[05:07] ---
    Can I believe that?
[05:09] ---
    Of course.
[05:10] ---
    Believe in me and the other mommies.
[05:13] ---
    I promise!
[05:16] ---
    Okay. I'll believe in you.
[05:19] ---
    Yep! Yep!
[05:20] ---
    Okay!
[05:22] ---
    We had a nice rest, so let's wash the dishes!
[05:26] ---
    Everybody, bring me your dirty plates.
[05:29] ---
    Okay!
[05:32] ---
    We're ready when it counts!
[05:34] ---
    What are you doing, Mom?
[05:35] ---
    What are you doing?!
[05:41] ---
    Oh, Amante!
[05:42] ---
    A-Are you okay?
[05:44] ---
    I set a trap for you, messed up, and got hit
    with it myself, but I'm not telling you that!
[05:49] ---
    It doesn't hurt at all.
[05:51] ---
    Sorry to hear that...
[05:52] ---
    Sorry you got hurt!
[05:53] ---
    Anyway, what's with all
    those moms in your party?
[05:57] ---
    Is this some kind of joke?
[05:59] ---
    You think so, right?
[06:00] ---
    And you're taking forever
    going up the tower!
[06:03] ---
    Sorry! Us mommies have many things to do!
[06:06] ---
    You gotta be kidding me! Sheesh!
[06:10] ---
    Moms here! Moms there!
[06:12] ---
    It's always moms who make me suffer,
    who make me so miserable!
[06:16] ---
    Knock it the hell off! I mean it!
[06:17] ---
    C-Calm down!
[06:19] ---
    Amante, we'll be up as soon as
    I've washed the dishes.
[06:22] ---
    Give us just a little more time, okay?
[06:24] ---
    I'm sick of waiting!
[06:26] ---
    If it's come to this, let's settle it
    here and now, Mamako Oosuki!
[06:29] ---
    I challenge you to a washing competition!
[06:36] ---
    Okay! Thanks for waiting!
[06:38] ---
    Here we have Mamako vs. Moron-mante!
[06:41] ---
    Hey you, Sage!
    Don't call me such a weird name!
[06:45] ---
    Mamako vs. the girl who has no idea
    how bad she's about to get beat is about to begin!
[06:51] ---
    You, too, Healer!
[06:52] ---
    Start!
[06:55] ---
    Here I go!
[06:57] ---
    Look, she began washing
    the least dirty dishes first!
[07:00] ---
    It's the first rule of washing dishes,
    but kids these days don't know that!
[07:05] ---
    Actually, I'm good at all kinds of chores.
[07:08] ---
    I have the skills to get by without a mother.
[07:11] ---
    Now, Mamako Oosuki, admit defeat!
[07:14] ---
    Okay, time to get started!
[07:16] ---
    Wait, what's with the sword?
[07:25] ---
    Okay!
[07:27] ---
    All done!
[07:30] ---
    The guild building's pipes are broken, and it was tough
    to wash anything, so I asked my sword for help!
[07:35] ---
    So it made water for me!
    It was really convenient!
[07:38] ---
    That's cheating! No fair!
[07:40] ---
    Judges, your verdict!
[07:43] ---
    Mamako
[07:46] ---
    I inform that you may wash dishes however you like.
    What's important is speed and cleanliness.
[07:52] ---
    The winner is Mamako!
[07:56] ---
    Oh my! I won!
[07:58] ---
    Amazing! I'm so impressed!
[08:00] ---
    I-I was just getting warmed up!
[08:03] ---
    Next time is for real.
    Now get me something to wash!
[08:06] ---
    There's nothing left to wash...
[08:08] ---
    Oh, I know.
[08:10] ---
    How about we do clothes next?
[08:12] ---
    Hey, my shirts!
[08:14] ---
    We've been running around all day, right?
    So I didn't have time to wash them.
[08:19] ---
    Sounds good. Very well, then.
[08:24] ---
    Okay, on to the next round.
[08:26] ---
    Mamako vs. Loser-mante.
[08:29] ---
    Hey!
[08:30] ---
    Mamako vs. the girl who should
    really wash her own shirt,
[08:34] ---
    since it smells all salty
    and has gotten moldy from seawater,
[08:40] ---
    in a shirt washing competition!
[08:44] ---
    It doesn't smell salty, and it's not moldy!
[08:47] ---
    Start!
[08:49] ---
    Mommy will give her all and make Ma-kun's shirt
    whiter and brighter than anybody else’s!
[08:55] ---
    Ms. Mama is serious!
[09:00] ---
    I've basically been homeless living in the tower,
    so I'll show you what I've learned!
[09:07] ---
    A washboard, huh?
[09:10] ---
    Spara la Magia pel mirale... Morte!
[09:15] ---
    I didn't say it was your washboard!
[09:18] ---
    Well? I got those tough stains out!
[09:21] ---
    Amante, if you scrub it that hard,
    you'll damage Ma-kun's shirt!
[09:28] ---
    Go!
[09:38] ---
    Delicate wash mode, okay?
[09:49] ---
    Judges?
[09:50] ---
    Mamako
[09:53] ---
    Yet again, the winner is Mamako!
[09:56] ---
    A mommy's love makes anything possible!
[10:00] ---
    She's an amazing mommy!
[10:03] ---
    I won't let anybody else
    be Ma-kun's number one!
[10:07] ---
    My mom's my number one? That's hell!
[10:10] ---
    Where did that come from, anyway!
[10:14] ---
    I refuse to lose to a mom!
[10:18] ---
    That's right! I haven't lost yet!
[10:22] ---
    Don't forget! Next time we meet,
    we'll finish this!
[10:27] ---
    What was that about, anyway?
[10:29] ---
    Slash! Slash!
[10:35] ---
    We made it to floor 81, huh?
[10:41] ---
    This tile is...
[10:42] ---
    It's Wise's time to shine!
[10:44] ---
    Go on! Go on!
[10:45] ---
    What? Stop it—
[10:51] ---
    Huh?
[10:52] ---
    My body feels lighter!
[10:54] ---
    You're right!
[11:02] ---
    This is nice!
[11:06] ---
    Looks like...
[11:09] ---
    This has the effect of getting rid
    of your late-afternoon fatigue.
[11:14] ---
    No, I'm afraid that's incorrect.
[11:19] ---
    I inform you that this is a trap
    that removes equipment.
[11:25] ---
    So that's why my body feels lighter!
[11:27] ---
    Why didn't you inform me earlier?
[11:29] ---
    I thought it might lighten up
    what's turning into a rather boring dungeon run.
[11:35] ---
    Though the lack of defense resulting from
    having no armor is a bit of problem.
[11:40] ---
    It's not a bit of a problem,
    it's a huge problem.
[11:42] ---
    No, there's something to be more afraid of.
[11:45] ---
    Hey, Ma-kun, what's wrong?
    Why'd you stop?
[12:02] ---
    I wondered why it was suddenly breezy.
    I guess all my clothes disappeared!
[12:07] ---
    Oh, so did Ma-kun's!
[12:08] ---
    You and mommy both!
[12:12] ---
    I knew this was coming...
[12:14] ---
    Oh no.
[12:16] ---
    Ma-kun, what's wrong?
[12:17] ---
    Does your stomach hurt?
    Let me rub it!
[12:21] ---
    Don't lean forward like that!
[12:24] ---
    By the way, I informed the other mothers
    not to stop on that tile.
[12:31] ---
    Let's keep the messing around
    to a minimum, okay?
[12:34] ---
    If we run into a monster like this...
[12:37] ---
    Those are monsters... Lots of monsters!
[12:42] ---
    We're on the 90th floor, close to the top,
    so you'll need to be careful.
[12:48] ---
    It's frustrating to hear that from the person
    who's messing around more than anybody.
[12:51] ---
    But get ready to fight!
[12:53] ---
    That's right!
    Mommy will fight with you!
[12:57] ---
    You didn't forget about us, right?
[13:00] ---
    You can count on my Super Sage powers!
[13:03] ---
    I’m here for healing, buffing
    and smashing things!
[13:05] ---
    Leave it to me!
[13:07] ---
    It's dangerous, so please get back!
[13:10] ---
    Okay, we're all ready to go!
[13:11] ---
    But would it kill you to be a little embarrassed?
[13:15] ---
    That reaction is important!
    Don't mess it up!
[13:18] ---
    I don't know why, but Masato is mad!
[13:21] ---
    U-Um... Should we apologize?
[13:25] ---
    You can apologize, but...
[13:30] ---
    But if we're all in our underwear,
    it means our defense is nearly zero.
[13:35] ---
    This is bad news, right?
[13:41] ---
    Amante? You again?
[13:45] ---
    You've done well to make it this far.
    My compliments.
[13:48] ---
    What happened to your clothes?
[13:50] ---
    Huh? My clothes? What are you—
[13:54] ---
    Wh-What's going on?
[13:57] ---
    I was in such a hurry to get up the tower
    that I stepped on a trap, didn't I?
[14:00] ---
    Notice before you make your big entrance.
[14:02] ---
    Points for reacting like you're supposed to,
    but you're no better than the others, are you?
[14:06] ---
    Sh-Shut up!
[14:08] ---
    Anyway, I'm finishing this as promised!
[14:10] ---
    I'll use our full might to crush you!
[14:14] ---
    Come on out!
[14:20] ---
    They look pretty tough, huh?
[14:23] ---
    And there are many of them.
[14:25] ---
    Which means we need Mamako to handle it.
[14:28] ---
    No matter how many enemies there are, I'm fine!
[14:30] ---
    Okay, let's start with Mom's
    two-hit multi-target attacks!
[14:34] ---
    Oh, you're attacking, huh?
    Good! Go ahead, attack!
[14:37] ---
    Go right on ahead!
[14:40] ---
    Um, can I say something?
[14:42] ---
    I think I recognize the thing
    on that monster's head.
[14:48] ---
    That mohawk...
[14:52] ---
    Is that... Pocchi?
[14:55] ---
    I think that was the name
    of this adventurer.
[14:58] ---
    There was a dummy who used a warp tile
    to come up here while you were messing around.
[15:03] ---
    Pocchi came to the tower?
[15:04] ---
    Then, that dummy tried to get
    the other adventurers to rise up against me,
[15:10] ---
    so I changed them into
    more fitting forms. All of them.
[15:15] ---
    But I'm not telling you any of that!
[15:18] ---
    It'll be more fun to have you fight
    without your knowing!
[15:22] ---
    I see!
[15:23] ---
    You've got guts pulling a stunt like that!
[15:25] ---
    P-Please, don't hurt Pocchi!
[15:29] ---
    He's a good boy at heart!
[15:31] ---
    Don't attack my son!
[15:34] ---
    Mine either! Please!
[15:38] ---
    Hey, Ma-kun...
[15:40] ---
    Mommy can't attack Pocchi and his friends.
[15:43] ---
    Yeah, of course!
[15:44] ---
    This is really bad!
[15:46] ---
    You won't attack?
[15:48] ---
    Then I will!
[15:49] ---
    Go! Destroy Mamako Oosuki, her party,
    and the moms you hate!
[16:04] ---
    M-Mommy...
[16:07] ---
    Help! Help me!
[16:13] ---
    Pocchi!
[16:15] ---
    Mom!
[16:17] ---
    Mama!
[16:18] ---
    They're asking their moms for help?
[16:21] ---
    What are you doing?
[16:22] ---
    I thought you hated your mothers!
[16:25] ---
    Forget it.
[16:30] ---
    You're so mad! So angry! So pissed!
[16:34] ---
    It makes you so mad just being around her!
[16:36] ---
    All she ever does is complain and lecture!
[16:38] ---
    Do this! Do that! You're sick of it!
[16:41] ---
    Who is it who makes you so mad?
[16:43] ---
    Yes, it's her!
[16:45] ---
    She is pure evil!
[16:47] ---
    A creature that steals freedom
    and peace from children. And so...
[16:53] ---
    Be careful, everyone!
[17:02] ---
    They're not after us!
[17:05] ---
    That's right! That's what I want!
    Get them!
[17:08] ---
    Now, I'm off to put on some clothes
    and fulfill my goal.
[17:12] ---
    Maybe Mom can attack them
    and slow them down...
[17:15] ---
    No, a stray shot might hit the other moms!
[17:19] ---
    Damn it! What do I do?
[17:21] ---
    Spara la Magia pel mirale!
[17:24] ---
    Barieila!
[17:24] ---
    Barrier
[17:27] ---
    Also... Forti Bento!
[17:29] ---
    Violent Wind
[17:33] ---
    And even more...
[17:35] ---
    Spara la Magia pel mirale!
[17:38] ---
    Cheko!
[17:38] ---
    Blindness
[17:42] ---
    What do you think
    of our magical girl combination?
[17:46] ---
    It won't do much but buy time,
    but now you can do something!
[17:49] ---
    Well done, you two!
[17:51] ---
    Amazing!
[17:53] ---
    Wise, Medhi, thank you!
[17:55] ---
    Now, it's Mommy's turn!
[17:57] ---
    Do you have a plan, Mom?
[17:59] ---
    Yes, remember what I said?
    Moms are ready when it counts.
[18:04] ---
    Everybody, you still can't believe it, right?
[18:07] ---
    That your children have turned
    into monsters and are attacking you.
[18:11] ---
    But what's happening is real.
[18:14] ---
    B-But it's because that Amante girl
    did something, right?
[18:18] ---
    That's right! It's her fault!
[18:20] ---
    My child would never hurt his parent!
[18:23] ---
    I don't think that's everything.
[18:26] ---
    I think there's something in your children,
    maybe not hatred, but a feeling of unhappiness...
[18:37] ---
    Of course, it's the same for me and my son.
[18:41] ---
    I can always feel that same feeling within him...
[18:49] ---
    Just as parents have feelings, so do children.
[18:53] ---
    Sometimes that unhappiness swells up,
    and they can attack like monsters.
[18:59] ---
    But that's part of who your child is, too!
[19:04] ---
    So...
[19:06] ---
    We must accept it.
[19:09] ---
    Do you mean accept it, and talk with them?
[19:13] ---
    Y-You're right.
    That seems like a good way, but...
[19:17] ---
    It's okay. You can do it.
[19:19] ---
    Because moms can use incredible power!
[19:49] ---
    Wh-What's that?
[19:50] ---
    Full armor?
[19:51] ---
    No, it's Full Mom-or!
[19:54] ---
    Indeed.
[19:55] ---
    An indestructible armor that can endure
    any attack from her child,
[19:59] ---
    I inform you that this is Full Mom-or!
[20:01] ---
    So this is a mother's power?
[20:03] ---
    Our power!
[20:05] ---
    With this power, perhaps...
[20:08] ---
    I can accept my son!
[20:10] ---
    You can! Because you're Full Mom-or Mommy!
[20:19] ---
    Pocchi, your mom understands!
[20:22] ---
    Because I'm your mom!
[20:31] ---
    Your attacks don't hurt at all!
[20:45] ---
    What?
[20:48] ---
    Mommy understands.
[20:50] ---
    There are many things about me
    you're upset about, right?
[20:53] ---
    No, I'm most upset about
    what's happening right now!
[20:58] ---
    Mommy will hear you out. She'll listen.
[21:02] ---
    I get it! I'll never do it again!
    So please let go!
[21:07] ---
    Everybody's so close to their mommies, huh?
[21:09] ---
    Their power to love is incredible!
[21:11] ---
    Moms are so strong!
[21:13] ---
    I'm so moved!
[21:15] ---
    Looks like a scene from hell, to me...
[21:20] ---
    But I guess it's okay.
[21:23] ---
    Alright!
[21:24] ---
    I'll hug you tight, too, Ma-kun,
    since you love me so much!
[21:31] ---
    Our moms finally let us go.
[21:34] ---
    I didn't think you'd be here.
[21:38] ---
    Were you trying to
    take down Amante or something?
[21:40] ---
    Yeah, I felt like I had to try, you know?
    To atone for what I did.
[21:46] ---
    Do you know what wish Amante is trying
    to have granted at the top of the tower?
[21:51] ---
    No, we don't.
[21:53] ---
    Then I'll tell you.
[21:55] ---
    This is that idiot's wish...
[21:58] ---
    She wants to erase all mothers from the world.
[23:34] ---
    #12: I Hoped Against Hope the Wish Would Not Be Granted.
    But It Totally Was.
[23:35] ---
    Okay, Ma-kun! Time to go on a great adventure
    with your mommy and friends!

Season 1 + OVA

E12 - I Hoped Against Hope the Wish Would Not Be Granted. But It Totally Was.

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[00:04] ---
    If you can clear the tower,
    you can have any wish of yours granted.
[00:08] ---
    Amante wants to use it
    to rid the world of all mothers.
[00:15] ---
    Thanks to Mamako, we woke up from her spell.
    So we came to stop her.
[00:20] ---
    But she defeated us.
[00:25] ---
    I gathered enough people
    to get around the limit.
[00:28] ---
    I can defeat the boss on level 100 by myself.
[00:31] ---
    I'm done with you.
[00:33] ---
    No, I think I can use you to slow her down.
[00:38] ---
    Sorry for letting her use us!
[00:40] ---
    Please hurry, or her wish will be granted!
[00:44] ---
    I won't let that happen!
[00:46] ---
    Okay, just three more floors!
[00:48] ---
    This is huge!
    There must be something here!
[00:51] ---
    But we don't have time to waste.
[00:54] ---
    Let's hurry!
[02:30] ---
    #12: I Hoped Against Hope the Wish Would Not Be Granted.
    But It Totally Was.
[02:37] ---
    Huh?
[02:39] ---
    Oh...
[02:40] ---
    This is one of those things
    you see all the time in RPG's.
[02:43] ---
    You step on a trap and suddenly
    the whole party gets separated!
[02:51] ---
    And then there's some
    nasty little traps and such,
[02:54] ---
    but everyone makes it
    through the dungeon safely and meets up!
[02:58] ---
    Yes, yes! That's how this works!
[03:02] ---
    Works... Works... Works... Works...
[03:10] ---
    Right! Time to get going!
[03:21] ---
    Somebody's there!
[03:29] ---
    I found Ma-kun!
[03:32] ---
    M-Mom?
[03:35] ---
    Don't scare me like that!
[03:37] ---
    Sorry for scaring you.
[03:40] ---
    Don't laugh like that. Jeez.
[03:43] ---
    Anyway, I'm glad to see you're safe.
[03:48] ---
    Let's get going, then.
[03:51] ---
    Ma-kun, not that way. This way.
[03:54] ---
    Come this way.
[03:57] ---
    Is that the way?
[04:02] ---
    Hey, this isn't the way.
[04:04] ---
    No, this is the way.
[04:06] ---
    Come on, Ma-kun. Come here.
[04:16] ---
    Oh my! I wasn't able to capture Ma-kun!
[04:19] ---
    Too bad!
[04:21] ---
    Ma-kun! Mommy's over here!
[04:26] ---
    Come here!
[04:29] ---
    So you look like Mom, but you're not.
[04:33] ---
    You're a trap.
[04:35] ---
    Ma-kun?
[04:37] ---
    Ma-kun!
[04:40] ---
    Sheesh... I don't have time for this.
[04:44] ---
    Hey, Ma-kun, wait!
[04:46] ---
    Ma-kun! Over here!
[04:49] ---
    Come here!
[04:50] ---
    Over here, Ma-kun!
[04:52] ---
    Jeez! Ma-kun!
[04:54] ---
    Ma-kun! Come here!
[04:56] ---
    Ma-kun! Come over here!
[05:00] ---
    Ma-kun! Ma-kun!
[05:03] ---
    Ma-kun! Ma-kun!
[05:07] ---
    Over here! Over here!
[05:09] ---
    Oh my!
[05:12] ---
    This way!
[05:14] ---
    Ma-kun! Ma-kun!
[05:15] ---
    Oh, the exit! Thank goodness!
[05:18] ---
    Where are you going, Ma-kun?
[05:21] ---
    Don't leave me!
[05:23] ---
    Knock it off—
[05:28] ---
    Ma-kun, where are you going
    without your mother?
[05:33] ---
    Horror?
[05:35] ---
    Since when were we doing horror?
[05:38] ---
    Ma-kun, why won't you listen
    to your mommy?
[05:42] ---
    Boys who won't listen to their mommies
    must be punished, right?
[05:47] ---
    What should I do?
[05:49] ---
    Maybe I should hold you tight...
    Hold you really, really tight...
[05:53] ---
    And then...
[05:54] ---
    Eat you head-first!
[05:57] ---
    What do you think you taste like, Ma-kun?
[06:06] ---
    No!
[06:09] ---
    Ma-kun! I'm coming!
[06:10] ---
    There's more?
[06:15] ---
    Mom? That's really you, right?
[06:18] ---
    You're really my mom, right, Mom?
[06:21] ---
    Yes!
[06:22] ---
    There are many mommies for some reason,
    but you can tell I’m real, right?
[06:26] ---
    Yes! Yes I can!
[06:28] ---
    You're my mom, Mom!
[06:30] ---
    My mom!
[06:31] ---
    Yes, that's right.
[06:32] ---
    So leave this to Mommy.
[06:36] ---
    You'll regret scaring Ma-kun.
[06:39] ---
    Especially with my voice and appearance.
[06:42] ---
    What if you made Ma-kun scared of me,
    or hate me?
[06:47] ---
    The biggest problem is what I think of you?
[06:51] ---
    That really is Mom.
[06:52] ---
    You won't get away with this.
[06:54] ---
    With everything I have...
[06:57] ---
    I'm going to scold you!
[06:59] ---
    Just scold them?
[07:04] ---
    Masato! Mamako!
[07:06] ---
    Everyone! I'm glad you're safe!
[07:09] ---
    So you made it through the traps?
[07:10] ---
    Yeah.
[07:11] ---
    All these versions of my mom
    showed up and told me to take a little break.
[07:16] ---
    But it was clearly a trap.
[07:18] ---
    So I used my chain magic to blow them all up.
[07:21] ---
    And I got to whack all those fake mommies
    with my staff!
[07:26] ---
    It felt great!
[07:29] ---
    Um...
[07:31] ---
    I-I was fine, too!
[07:34] ---
    Nothing strange happened!
[07:36] ---
    I see!
[07:38] ---
    I'm glad you made it through!
[07:39] ---
    What about you, Masato?
    Were you able to defeat all those Mamako's?
[07:42] ---
    I'm surprised you were able to hurt them.
[07:44] ---
    Oh, well, Mom...
[07:49] ---
    An explosion above us?
    But it didn't seem to be from the next floor.
[07:53] ---
    Maybe the floor above that, floor 100?
[08:01] ---
    Why are you closed?
[08:03] ---
    Open! Open up, you stupid door!
[08:07] ---
    Did she really take down the final boss
    of a raid dungeon by herself?
[08:13] ---
    She's impossibly strong...
[08:16] ---
    Oh? When did you get here?
[08:19] ---
    Whatever.
[08:20] ---
    If I can't get to the top,
    I'll settle things with you here and now!
[08:24] ---
    Settle things here, huh?
[08:26] ---
    This could get ugly.
[08:29] ---
    You should go hide somewhere safe, Porta.
[08:31] ---
    R-Right! Got it!
[08:35] ---
    Sage Wise and Healer Medhi, was it?
[08:39] ---
    I'll have to pay you back
    for all the mean things you said about me.
[08:43] ---
    I don't recall saying anything
    that would make you mad.
[08:47] ---
    I just spoke the truth, that's all.
[08:50] ---
    No, I think you two were pretty harsh.
[08:53] ---
    What about me?
[08:55] ---
    I'm the leader and the hero,
    so you should hate me most of all, right?
[09:00] ---
    As for Masato Oosuki, um...
[09:03] ---
    Yeah.
[09:06] ---
    I don't really think anything about you.
[09:08] ---
    You don't?
[09:08] ---
    But since you're Mamako Oosuki's son,
    I'll hate you as much as I can!
[09:13] ---
    Just because of my mom?
[09:17] ---
    What am I even doing here?
[09:19] ---
    Now, taste defeat!
[09:26] ---
    Masato Oosuki, you don't matter
    so I'm taking you down first!
[09:30] ---
    Barieila!
[09:31] ---
    I won't let you hit me that easily!
[09:34] ---
    It's useless!
[09:37] ---
    Ma-kun!
[09:39] ---
    Mamako Oosuki, I'll take you out in a single hit!
[09:42] ---
    Spara la Magia pel mirale!
[09:45] ---
    Bento Taliale!
[09:45] ---
    Wind Force
[09:46] ---
    And more Bento Taliale!
[09:47] ---
    Wind Force
[09:49] ---
    Foolish tricks...
[09:51] ---
    How about that? Huh?
[09:59] ---
    Hey, Wise!
[10:01] ---
    You made us take damage, too!
[10:04] ---
    I aimed when I fired it!
[10:06] ---
    But something was weird—
[10:07] ---
    Oh really?
[10:08] ---
    Medhi, Wise, there's no time for arguing!
[10:12] ---
    That's right, guys!
[10:14] ---
    Fight later, for now, focus on the battle!
[10:18] ---
    She's really strong!
[10:23] ---
    Something just now was wrong.
[10:26] ---
    I'll attack her with magic.
[10:29] ---
    A certain failure of a sage who
    can't use magic right should watch and learn.
[10:35] ---
    What was that for?
[10:37] ---
    Besides, I don't think a healer
    can even use attack magic.
[10:43] ---
    Don't talk about things you can't even do.
[10:46] ---
    Shut up and watch!
[10:47] ---
    Wait, Medhi! Give me a second...
[10:49] ---
    Spara la Magia pel mirale!
[10:52] ---
    Death
[10:52] ---
    Morte!
[10:56] ---
    It's useless.
[11:09] ---
    Oh my!
[11:10] ---
    What are you doing?
[11:12] ---
    Wise and Medhi's armor
    have no defense against status effects,
[11:16] ---
    so they couldn't block the instant death attack!
[11:19] ---
    Porta, can you help?
[11:21] ---
    Okay! Coming!
[11:23] ---
    Hey, Amante.
[11:25] ---
    You have some really annoying power, don't you?
[11:29] ---
    What are you talking about?
[11:31] ---
    I am the betrayer of mothers.
    The avatar of rebellion.
[11:35] ---
    Within me is the power to disobey.
[11:37] ---
    Which means I have a passive skill
    that reflects attacks!
[11:42] ---
    But did you think I'd tell you that?
[11:45] ---
    I see. That's pretty nasty.
[11:49] ---
    Thanks for the explanation.
[11:50] ---
    Ma-kun, Mommy will attack, okay?
[11:53] ---
    Hey, wait! Were you listening?
[11:56] ---
    It's okay, Ma-kun! Here I go!
[11:58] ---
    Don't go! Please, stop!
[12:02] ---
    If your attack gets reflected,
    we'll all be wiped out.
[12:07] ---
    Oh my!
[12:09] ---
    I'm kind of blushing!
[12:12] ---
    Now's not the time for blushing...
[12:16] ---
    You really are a troublesome mother.
[12:18] ---
    Don't you agree, Masato Oosuki?
[12:21] ---
    Y-Yeah...
[12:23] ---
    It's certainly been a rough time.
[12:26] ---
    That's right.
[12:28] ---
    So it'd be best if I got rid
    of Mamako Oosuki, wouldn't it?
[12:34] ---
    What are you talking about?
    I didn't say that!
[12:36] ---
    Once all mothers are gone,
    you'll be free.
[12:41] ---
    You can have the adventure you desire.
[12:44] ---
    Th-That's...
[12:51] ---
    Currently In Combat
[12:54] ---
    Once all mothers are gone, no one will bother you.
[12:58] ---
    You can truly enjoy your adventure in this game
    without feeling frustrated.
[13:04] ---
    Am I wrong?
[13:06] ---
    Masato, why are you listening to that girl?
    Get a hold of yourself!
[13:10] ---
    Hey, wait! Amante is—
[13:12] ---
    There are ways around it!
[13:13] ---
    An eye for an eye! A reflect for a reflect!
[13:16] ---
    Reflector!
[13:17] ---
    Spara la Magia pel mirale!
[13:20] ---
    Tachule!
[13:20] ---
    Silence
[13:23] ---
    You use swords! How can you use magic, too?
[13:26] ---
    I'm a magic swordswoman.
[13:28] ---
    Of course I can use magic.
[13:34] ---
    If I hadn't blocked, the damage
    from that attack would've reflected back to you.
[13:42] ---
    Medhi!
[13:44] ---
    Mamako Oosuki, do you understand?
[13:48] ---
    Your son was meant to have day after day
    of exciting adventures in this world.
[13:53] ---
    He was meant to be counted on
    by his companions, to fight,
[13:57] ---
    to forge relationships,
    to fall in love...
[13:59] ---
    And that might have happened.
[14:03] ---
    But instead, he didn't get any of that.
[14:06] ---
    The person who stole
    all those wonderful possibilities from him...
[14:10] ---
    ...was you, his mother!
[14:15] ---
    It seems you understand.
[14:18] ---
    Now...
[14:18] ---
    Stop it!
[14:20] ---
    Why are you interfering?
[14:22] ---
    The future you should've had
    was stolen by your mother!
[14:26] ---
    Everything went crazy
    because of Mamako Oosuki...
[14:28] ---
    Who cares if it's crazy?
[14:32] ---
    We're on an adventure with our mothers.
[14:35] ---
    An adventure like no one
    has ever gone on before.
[14:39] ---
    So even we ourselves are never sure what to do.
[14:42] ---
    I'm sure it must seem even weirder
    from the outside.
[14:46] ---
    I was so happy to be inside a video game world,
    but my mother came with me,
[14:51] ---
    and she's way stronger than me, the hero.
[14:54] ---
    She came with me to school,
    wearing a sailor uniform and school swimsuit...
[14:58] ---
    Everything was like that.
[15:00] ---
    Just crazy.
[15:02] ---
    Yeah, it was crazy.
[15:04] ---
    It's been crazy this whole time.
[15:07] ---
    My mom's been driving me nuts,
    and I was so sick of it.
[15:11] ---
    But then...
[15:13] ---
    But just a little, I thought to myself,
    "Maybe that's what an adventure is."
[15:19] ---
    Running into a situation
    that no one's run into before,
[15:24] ---
    without ever knowing
    what the right thing to do is...
[15:27] ---
    But still, overcoming it somehow...
[15:30] ---
    A crazy, annoying adventure with my mom.
[15:34] ---
    But it's our adventure alone,
    one only we can have.
[15:39] ---
    So we'll stay who we are,
    and continue forward with Mom.
[15:44] ---
    Because we have everything we need.
[15:48] ---
    This is our answer.
[15:50] ---
    And maybe, the person who's been quiet
    is too moved to say anything?
[15:57] ---
    Yeah.
[15:59] ---
    My heart feels like it's about to burst.
[16:02] ---
    I don't know what to say.
[16:05] ---
    Well, it's the son
    who should be in the spotlight,
[16:08] ---
    so you should probably just
    keep adventuring with me,
[16:11] ---
    and not hog the spotlight too much.
[16:15] ---
    Thank you.
[16:17] ---
    Okay.
[16:18] ---
    Time for the last battle!
[16:20] ---
    Right!
[16:22] ---
    Hey, can Mommy say
    just one thing to Amante?
[16:26] ---
    Yeah, go ahead.
[16:28] ---
    But just one thing, though.
    Don't hog the spotlight.
[16:33] ---
    Amante, why do you treat moms
    like they're in the way?
[16:38] ---
    Do you not like them?
[16:40] ---
    It's much worse than that.
[16:42] ---
    I refuse to admit that moms even exist!
[16:46] ---
    I long for all mothers
    to disappear from this world!
[16:51] ---
    You really do want such
    a horrible thing, don't you?
[16:55] ---
    Okay.
[16:59] ---
    Amante... I'm very upset right now.
[17:04] ---
    Maybe you have your reasons.
[17:08] ---
    I understand that... but I'm still upset.
[17:16] ---
    Hey, Mom!
[17:17] ---
    I just said...
[17:18] ---
    Masato, stay out of the way!
[17:20] ---
    Mamako has a plan!
[17:23] ---
    I'm going to scold you!
    Are you ready?
[17:26] ---
    Scold me?
[17:27] ---
    Do you think scolding me will do anything?
[17:32] ---
    It's a waste of time.
[17:34] ---
    Then here I go.
[17:35] ---
    Ready...
[17:37] ---
    No!
[17:49] ---
    This is the ultimate explosion of maternal love,
[17:52] ---
    when a mother scolds someone
    she truly cares for!
[17:56] ---
    The greater mom skill, "Mom Says No!"
[17:59] ---
    I told her not to go and steal the spotlight,
    and she went and did it!
[18:08] ---
    Sh-She survived Mom's attack?
[18:12] ---
    I had no idea she had such power...
[18:15] ---
    And I couldn't reflect it!
[18:17] ---
    What was that attack?
[18:19] ---
    That wasn't an attack.
[18:22] ---
    I just scolded you.
[18:23] ---
    That was a hell of a lot worse than a scolding!
[18:26] ---
    You're just crazy!
[18:29] ---
    I was a fool to even try to fight you head on!
[18:32] ---
    I'll just have to...
[18:33] ---
    Don't tell me she's going to...
[18:39] ---
    State Your Wish
[18:47] ---
    I just need to say my wish here.
[18:49] ---
    I won't let you!
[18:51] ---
    I'll say my wish first!
[18:54] ---
    Um... um...
[18:57] ---
    I wish that all...
[18:58] ---
    I know, Ma-kun!
[18:59] ---
    Remember what Wise said
    when we first entered the tower?
[19:02] ---
    All mothers...
[19:03] ---
    O-Oh, right!
[19:05] ---
    Give me enough fresh eggs for everybody!
[19:09] ---
    I'm not going to say that, though!
[19:17] ---
    Oh my!
[19:18] ---
    I'd just run out of eggs, so this is perfect!
[19:22] ---
    Now I'm all set for tomorrow's breakfast.
[19:24] ---
    N-No, that's not what I...
[19:29] ---
    Erase all mothers from this world!
[19:31] ---
    That's my wish!
[19:33] ---
    Now grant my wish!
[19:40] ---
    Quest complete.
    Please look forward to the next quest.
[19:40] ---
    Y-You're kidding me.
    This... This isn't...
[19:46] ---
    This is why I hate mothers!
[19:55] ---
    Please make all this stop happening to me.
[19:58] ---
    Please stop. I'm begging you.
[20:05] ---
    I'm so angry!
[20:07] ---
    It's all because of Mamako Oosuki!
[20:11] ---
    I'd really rather not talk
    to the other four fiends, but...
[20:15] ---
    Just wait, Mamako Oosuki.
[20:18] ---
    We, the rebel group Ribele,
    will defeat you and make our ideal world real!
[20:26] ---
    Let's eat!
[20:28] ---
    Okay, eat up, everyone!
[20:31] ---
    So this is what I got for my wish...
[20:33] ---
    My reward for this quest.
[20:35] ---
    I was assuming you would yell something
    along the lines of, "Give me mommy's panties!"
[20:43] ---
    But either way...
[20:48] ---
    I'm glad we were able to stop the enemy's plans.
[20:51] ---
    Now then...
[20:52] ---
    Good work on this mission.
[20:54] ---
    Just what I'd expect from the hero's party.
    Amazing work.
[20:58] ---
    Thanks.
[21:00] ---
    What was all that about, anyway?
[21:03] ---
    I still haven't received any details, but...
[21:10] ---
    My mom used that!
[21:12] ---
    It was on my mother's staff, too.
[21:15] ---
    This is the dark item that Amante was using.
[21:19] ---
    It's our first time getting an undamaged one,
    so I'm going to do a thorough investigation.
[21:26] ---
    Though I'm sure you noticed, but...
[21:30] ---
    Amante, the Betrayer of Mothers,
    is one of the four fiends of the rebel group Ribele.
[21:35] ---
    If there four fiends, that means...
[21:37] ---
    There are three more enemies!
[21:41] ---
    So I'd like you all to keep up the good work.
[21:45] ---
    So does that mean...
[21:47] ---
    I inform you that I've prepared a new quest
    to defeat the rebel group Ribele!
[21:53] ---
    Yeah, I figured.
[21:55] ---
    Step, step, step.
[21:57] ---
    Hey, Ma-kun, quests are important,
[22:00] ---
    but I wish we could've spent
    a little more time there.
[22:03] ---
    It was a wonderful town.
[22:05] ---
    No, no...
[22:06] ---
    We can't stay there forever.
[22:09] ---
    Pretty cool, huh?
[22:10] ---
    We, the people you saved, made this monument
    to celebrate your clearing the tower!
[22:16] ---
    So embarrassing...
[22:18] ---
    So yeah, it ended up just like I said, right?
[22:21] ---
    Maybe I should read the future
    and see how our next quest goes.
[22:25] ---
    I get why you'd feel excited,
    but it's best not to get too cocky.
[22:30] ---
    Are you jealous of my super-sage powers?
[22:33] ---
    I'm warning the super-sage
    who constantly gets hit with silence magic.
[22:38] ---
    Wise! Medhi! The egg cookies
    that Ms. Mama made are delicious!
[22:45] ---
    Oh, right! Right!
[22:48] ---
    You said you wanted to keep adventuring
    with me, didn't you?
[22:52] ---
    You want to be with mommy, right?
[22:54] ---
    Yeah, kind of, I guess.
[22:58] ---
    I knew it!
[22:59] ---
    I never thought you'd say it, though!
    It's like a dream!
[23:04] ---
    Okay, Ma-kun!
[23:06] ---
    Let's have lots more fun adventures
    with your mom, okay?
[23:09] ---
    Great, great, great adventures
    with Mommy and friends!
[23:12] ---
    Yeah!
[23:15] ---
    What was I talking about?
[23:19] ---
    I didn't really mean it.
[23:21] ---
    I didn't, okay?
[23:24] ---
    But, you know...
[23:27] ---
    This is our adventure.
[23:29] ---
    That's right!
[23:37] ---
    The end!

Season 1 + OVA

E13 OVA - Do You Love Your Mom on the Shore?

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[00:02] ---
    I love you.
[00:04] ---
    I want to build a happy home with you.
[00:10] ---
    M-Ma-kun...
SIGN    #13: Do You Love Your Mom on the Shore?
[01:58] ---
    Making a pool right next to the ocean...
    That's an extravagant idea.
[02:03] ---
    It's like Oiso Long Beach...
[02:05] ---
    Does it meet your approval?
[02:07] ---
    WELCOME, HEROES!
[02:09] ---
    Yes. Although, when you first brought me here,
[02:12] ---
    I was sure it was
    another one of your traps, Shirase.
[02:16] ---
    I wanted to show my appreciation
    for everyone's hard work.
[02:19] ---
    That was my only sentiment.
[02:21] ---
    Plus, to be blunt, the desire for
    a swimsuit episode was the only thing in mind,
[02:26] ---
    is what I am informing you.
[02:27] ---
    Exactly who are you giving your opinion to?
[02:30] ---
    Oh, it looks like the ladies
    have changed into their suits.
[02:36] ---
    Sorry for keeping you waiting, Ma-kun!
[02:39] ---
    Yahoo!
[02:45] ---
    Yay!
[02:48] ---
    All right! Let's get in the water!
[02:50] ---
    You're really excited about this, huh?
[02:53] ---
    She may be bouncing up and down,
    but one part isn't.
[02:56] ---
    Did you say something, Medhi?!
[02:57] ---
    Oh, nothing.
[02:59] ---
    Porta, is that a float?
[03:00] ---
    Yes! I'm not a very good swimmer.
[03:08] ---
    So cute. You can do it, Porta!
[03:16] ---
    Whoa.
[03:17] ---
    Solid effort, Porta.
    I'll handle the rest for you.
[03:24] ---
    What?
[03:26] ---
    W-Well, um...
    If you do that, how can I put it?
[03:30] ---
    Oh, it'll be an indirect kiss, right?
[03:34] ---
    Between Porta and Masato.
[03:37] ---
    Oh? That kind of thing bothers you?
[03:40] ---
    A-dora-ble!
[03:44] ---
    D-Do what you want, you idiot! Die!
[03:48] ---
    Spara la Magia bel mirale!
[03:50] ---
    Vento Tagliare!
[03:51] ---
    FURIOUS WIND
[04:01] ---
    Oh no, Ma-kun!
[04:03] ---
    Hey! What are you doing?!
[04:05] ---
    It wouldn't do to have them
    get a gander at your privates!
[04:12] ---
    I want you to get away from me, but I have a feeling
    that would cause another problem entirely!
[04:17] ---
    Hold on, Ma-kun,
    Mommy knows what to do.
[04:20] ---
    Wait, what are you thinking?!
[04:22] ---
    It's okay. I'm not embarrassed.
[04:24] ---
    No, no, no, no!
    There'd be embarrassment galore!
[04:27] ---
    You'd be embarrassed, I'd be embarrassed,
    and we'd both die of embarrassment!
[04:30] ---
    In that case...
[04:31] ---
    Do you have a way out
    of this predicament, Shirase?
[04:35] ---
    Feel free to cover yourself with this.
[04:38] ---
    Yes, there we go. This way...
[04:40] ---
    You can see it all!
[04:49] ---
    You're late! What were you doing?
[04:52] ---
    I'd like to know the answer to that myself.
[04:56] ---
    Thankfully I had a spare suit.
[05:01] ---
    Hey, what are you doing, Mom?
[05:03] ---
    I'd hate for you to wash away by a wave
    like that one time, so let's hold hands.
[05:09] ---
    What "one time?"
[05:11] ---
    And don't touch me!
[05:14] ---
    I've told you before
    not to treat me like a child.
[05:18] ---
    What's wrong, Mamako?
[05:19] ---
    I understand, but it's difficult.
[05:23] ---
    To a mother, a child is always a child.
[05:27] ---
    I always worry.
[05:29] ---
    Do you feel lonely?
[05:31] ---
    Yes. To be honest,
    I'm not ready for him to leave the nest.
[05:38] ---
    I'll get you for that, Wise.
[05:40] ---
    That's what you get for spacing out, Mamako.
[05:42] ---
    Let's play, Ms. Mama!
[05:45] ---
    All right!
[05:58] ---
    Ma-kun!
[06:00] ---
    Sheesh...
[06:02] ---
    They're frolicking in the sea right in front of me,
[06:05] ---
    but what teenage boy still plays
    with his mother in the ocean?
[06:10] ---
    Then, I inform you that I've got the perfect
    recreational activity to do with your mother!
[06:18] ---
    It's called...
[06:24] ---
    Watermelon splitting!
[06:28] ---
    Can I make something good?
[06:31] ---
    I can make something good...
[06:34] ---
    I made... something good!
[06:40] ---
    I created the legendary sword, Melonslayer!
[06:43] ---
    Then, who shall begin?
[06:45] ---
    I know! I know!
    Ma-kun is good at watermelon splitting.
[06:50] ---
    You often did it when you were little.
[06:52] ---
    You were so cute,
    toddling towards the sound of Mama's clapping.
[06:58] ---
    That doesn't sound like watermelon splitting.
[07:00] ---
    Let's have our hero display his true ability.
[07:04] ---
    There we go.
[07:06] ---
    Around and around you go!
[07:11] ---
    Ma-kun, this way.
[07:14] ---
    Towards the sound of clapping.
[07:17] ---
    It's okay, Ma-kun. You can trust me.
[07:18] ---
    Actually going towards
    the sound of her clapping ticks me off.
[07:22] ---
    It ticks me off, but...
[07:24] ---
    But a hero who's unable to split
    a single watermelon is beyond pathetic!
[07:28] ---
    Follow the sound of my claps.
[07:29] ---
    I have no choice. Over there...
[07:32] ---
    This way, this way.
    Towards the sound of clapping.
[07:36] ---
    I'll go towards the sound of her clapping...
[07:43] ---
    What's this? It's really soft.
[07:50] ---
    Oh dear. You split Mommy's melon into two.
[07:55] ---
    With a single stroke.
[07:56] ---
    I mean, this is ridiculous!
[08:02] ---
    I want him to split my melon, too.
[08:05] ---
    Listen, you guys...
[08:13] ---
    Ma-kun?!
[08:14] ---
    Beach medics!
[08:18] ---
    Ma-kun! Thank goodness,
    you regained consciousness!
[08:26] ---
    Where am I?
[08:29] ---
    Who are you people?
[08:31] ---
    In fact... who am I?
[08:37] ---
    This is interesti— I mean, dreadful.
[08:40] ---
    Wh-What happened?!
    What happened to Ma-kun?
[08:44] ---
    In short, he has amnesia.
[08:47] ---
    He has amnesia!
[08:49] ---
    Why did you say it twice?!
[08:50] ---
    I mean...
[08:54] ---
    I have amnesia?
[08:57] ---
    Um, he will get over it, right?!
[08:59] ---
    Good question.
[09:02] ---
    Let's see.
[09:05] ---
    Nyaaah...
[09:08] ---
    I have no idea.
[09:10] ---
    What was that examination just now?!
[09:12] ---
    Ma-kun...
[09:14] ---
    So my name is Ma-kun?
[09:16] ---
    Yes, that's right. Ma-kun, it's Ma-kun.
[09:19] ---
    I'm, "Ma-kun, it's Ma-kun"?
[09:21] ---
    No! Masato! You're Masato!
[09:25] ---
    My name is "Yer'masato."
    And my nickname is "Ma-kun, it's Ma-kun" I guess?
[09:31] ---
    As if!
[09:33] ---
    Okay, calm down, Wise!
[09:35] ---
    Masato is confused right now.
[09:38] ---
    Confused?! You mean he's playing the fool!
[09:43] ---
    You must be so anxious.
    But it'll be okay, Ma-kun.
[09:47] ---
    You have nothing to be afraid of.
[09:49] ---
    U-Um...
[09:50] ---
    Yes?
[09:52] ---
    Why are you so... familiar with me?
[09:55] ---
    After all, you're the most precious
    person in the world to me.
[10:01] ---
    Pr-Precious person?!
[10:13] ---
    This is very interesting...
    I mean, potentially problematic.
[10:17] ---
    - Here!
    - I see!
[10:25] ---
    You don't have to do that, Ma-kun.
[10:27] ---
    You can relax with the others over there.
[10:29] ---
    No, please let me help.
[10:32] ---
    Just sitting still makes me even more jittery.
[10:36] ---
    Who am I?
[10:37] ---
    Why can't I remember anything?
    It makes me uneasy.
[10:41] ---
    You don't need to worry.
[10:43] ---
    Memories or not, you are you, Ma-kun.
[10:47] ---
    My darling Ma-kun.
[10:49] ---
    M-Mamako...
[10:52] ---
    It's amazing. Just hearing you
    say those words puts me at ease.
[11:02] ---
    They look happy.
[11:04] ---
    Ms. Mama is smiling.
[11:06] ---
    For now, let's leave it to Mamako
    and see how it plays out.
[11:11] ---
    Can I mix the cooked pasta and sauce?
[11:14] ---
    S-Sure.
[11:26] ---
    One of my dreams came true.
[11:29] ---
    My dream was to cook with you in the kitchen.
[11:34] ---
    Oh, I see.
[11:38] ---
    Then I'll go ahead and make
    all of your dreams come true, Mamako.
[11:42] ---
    You said one of your dreams, right?
[11:44] ---
    What of your other dreams?
    What are they about?
[11:47] ---
    I'll do anything I can
    to make them come true.
[11:50] ---
    R-Really?
[11:52] ---
    Yes!
[12:10] ---
    I'm going to play the twisting game with Ma-kun!
[12:16] ---
    Oh? Why this game in particular?
[12:18] ---
    We often used to play it together,
    but lately he refuses to do it with me.
[12:24] ---
    So it's been my dream to play
    the twisting game with Ma once more!
[12:32] ---
    Right hand on red!
[12:34] ---
    Whoa!
[12:36] ---
    This is pretty tricky, huh?
[12:39] ---
    I'm not going to lose, Ma-kun.
[12:40] ---
    Neither am I!
[12:42] ---
    Left hand on blue!
[12:43] ---
    Right foot on green!
[12:45] ---
    Left foot on yellow!
[12:49] ---
    U-Um...
[12:58] ---
    Next, right hand on blue!
[13:01] ---
    Oh, s-sorry!
[13:03] ---
    No, that's okay.
[13:05] ---
    Let's do out best together, to the end.
[13:08] ---
    Ma-kun...
[13:11] ---
    You're both out!
[13:13] ---
    Walk, walk, walk.
[13:24] ---
    Together with Ma-kun,
[13:26] ---
    I'll play "crab, crab, where are you going?"
[13:29] ---
    Mamako, what kind of activity is that?
[13:32] ---
    One day, a long time ago,
    we couldn't go to the beach due to the rain.
[13:36] ---
    Ma-kun was so disappointed.
[13:38] ---
    I told him, "Next time, let's catch crabs."
[13:42] ---
    I've always wanted to make good
    on my promise since that day.
[13:47] ---
    I'll help you!
[13:51] ---
    Masato, over there!
[13:54] ---
    It went over there!
[13:56] ---
    Got it! Leave it to me!
[13:58] ---
    Ma-kun, put the crabs we catch in here.
[14:00] ---
    Right.
[14:04] ---
    Gotcha!
[14:06] ---
    Here ya go!
[14:08] ---
    Oh dear!
[14:11] ---
    M-Mamako!
[14:12] ---
    Oh no! I don't think the crab can breathe!
[14:16] ---
    Ma-kun, take it out!
[14:18] ---
    M-Me?!
[14:19] ---
    H-Hurry!
[14:21] ---
    Y-Yeah, but that's, um...
[14:32] ---
    Oh!
[14:36] ---
    M-Ma-kun?
[14:37] ---
    S-Sorry. But if I didn't,
    I'm afraid I would've seen your...
[14:44] ---
    Isn't this disgusting?
[14:46] ---
    I mean, clinging to you like this.
    Normally, you can't stand...
[14:49] ---
    No way it'd be disgusting!
[14:52] ---
    The thing I can't stand is the idea
    of anyone else seeing you naked!
[14:57] ---
    I'll protect you, Mamako!
[15:00] ---
    I never thought you would
    say anything like that to me!
[15:04] ---
    Here we go.
[15:08] ---
    Hey, isn't this going too far?
[15:12] ---
    Yeah. At this rate, Masato will...
[15:17] ---
    I wish we could stay here forever.
[15:20] ---
    Wh-What about the adventure?
[15:23] ---
    Adventure?
[15:24] ---
    Oh, right! I went on an adventure
    and reached the goal when I met Mamako.
[15:31] ---
    This is a problem.
[15:33] ---
    If Masato quits the adventure,
    they'll both have a rough time of it.
[15:38] ---
    I figured it'd turn out fine
    if we left it to Mamako, but...
[15:43] ---
    Looks like she needs some help.
[15:51] ---
    Masato! Come on, let's go!
[15:53] ---
    Let's have some fun, Masato!
[15:56] ---
    Squish!
[15:57] ---
    All right! First, we use our sexy strategy
    to get Masato away from Mamako.
[16:02] ---
    Then, we'll aim for the back of his head...
[16:05] ---
    ...and whack!
[16:06] ---
    It's the tried-and-true method
    of regaining memories.
[16:10] ---
    But, after being so forward with him,
    Masato may very well fall in love with me.
[16:16] ---
    W-Well, I guess what will be, will be.
[16:19] ---
    I wouldn't mind indulging him then.
    I could do that.
[16:24] ---
    It's okay, Masato.
    You can fall head over heels if you like.
[16:28] ---
    Here, sample my charms.
[16:31] ---
    Um...
[16:32] ---
    Yes?
[16:33] ---
    Please stop this.
[16:34] ---
    You're purposefully touching me with your breasts.
    I'm just not into scheming women like that.
[16:40] ---
    Sch-Scheming?! You're on to us?
[16:43] ---
    And that hurts anyway.
[16:45] ---
    What is that?
    Did a board slip in there or something?
[16:55] ---
    Says he's not into me?!
[16:58] ---
    He didn't have to put it like that!
[17:02] ---
    A board... He could've made it
    sound like a joke, at least.
[17:06] ---
    Barkeep, we need an MP recovery cocktail.
[17:09] ---
    Got it! Leave it to me!
[17:10] ---
    Board, board, that's painful.
[17:14] ---
    Has it already gotten to
    the "what will be, will be" point?
[17:23] ---
    Isn't it beautiful?
[17:25] ---
    Thank you for today, Ma-kun.
[17:27] ---
    A lot of my dreams came true because of you.
[17:30] ---
    It was a joyous day for me.
[17:36] ---
    Can I ask you something?
[17:40] ---
    Mamako...
[17:41] ---
    Yes?
[17:42] ---
    This is the first time I've had these feelings.
[17:47] ---
    Well, it's crazy to say "the first time," isn't it?
    When I don't have my memories...
[17:52] ---
    But my heart is crying out,
    memories or not.
[17:56] ---
    It's telling me that
    you're an important part of my life.
[18:00] ---
    It says that if it weren't for you,
    I wouldn't even exist.
[18:05] ---
    Ma-kun...
[18:09] ---
    I love you.
[18:11] ---
    I want to build a happy home with you.
[18:17] ---
    M-Ma-kun!
[18:23] ---
    I love you, too, Ma-kun.
[18:27] ---
    Mamako...
[18:41] ---
    Oh no! Mom!
[18:45] ---
    What was I...?
[18:52] ---
    Th-This feeling... I had it long ago...
[19:00] ---
    Ma-kun!
[19:05] ---
    It's huge! What is it?!
[19:07] ---
    A kraken!
[19:08] ---
    Oh, right. Given that this is a swimsuit episode,
    I prepared some lovely tentacles.
[19:13] ---
    I forgot to tell you.
[19:17] ---
    Ma-kun...
[19:18] ---
    Ms. Mama!
[19:23] ---
    Here! Here!
[19:25] ---
    Thank you.
[19:31] ---
    You're a bad squid.
[19:33] ---
    Let go of my Ma-kun!
[19:53] ---
    Mom!
[19:59] ---
    Mom!
[20:03] ---
    It's okay. It's okay now, Ma-kun.
[20:29] ---
    Ma-kun!
[20:35] ---
    It's okay now. You're okay, Ma-kun.
[20:39] ---
    Sheesh. Mom's been saving my ass
    ever since I was a little kid.
[20:46] ---
    Heave-ho, heave-ho!
[20:48] ---
    Cheers!
[20:50] ---
    Magnificent as always, Mamako.
[20:51] ---
    Jeez, I was worried for a minute there.
[20:55] ---
    Thankfully you got your memories back.
[20:56] ---
    Yeah, but I never thought I'd get amnesia.
[21:00] ---
    You don't remember anything
    from when you were in that amnesiac state?
[21:05] ---
    Nothing. Just being attacked by this kraken.
[21:12] ---
    Do you feel lonely?
[21:13] ---
    Because you seemed so happy before,
    with Masato being touchy-feely.
[21:20] ---
    True. But I don't feel lonely.
[21:25] ---
    After all, Ma-kun always needs his mother.
[21:30] ---
    That's what I learned today.
[21:40] ---
    I-Is everybody okay?!
[21:45] ---
    H-Hey...
[21:48] ---
    U-Um...
[21:49] ---
    Who...
[21:51] ---
    ...are you?
[21:56] ---
    And who am I?
[21:59] ---
    Th-This time...
[22:02] ---
    ...everyone has amnesia?!