# Season 1 + OVA
# E1 - The Boy Thought He Was Embarking on a Great Adventure... But, Uh, What's Going on Here?
Source: [Crunchyroll](https://www.crunchyroll.com/watch/G6KE77Q36/the-boy-thought-he-was-embarking-on-a-great-adventure-but-uh-whats-going-on-here)
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Are you close to your mom?
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*“Question: Are you close to your mom?”*
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*About average, I guess.*
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Pretty Distant
Average
Pretty Close
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*“Question: Do you talk with your mom?
How much do you talk with your mom?”*
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Average
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Average.
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Ma-kun, how's school?
Tell me if anything bad happens, okay?
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I'll make sure I'm there for you!
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*"Question. What has your mother said to you
that made you happy?"*
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*Not much.*
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Question: What has your mother said to you lately
that made you happy?
Not much.
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Ma-kun...
**[00:35] ---**
Here's sesame, thousand island,
and Asian dressing for your salad.
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*"Question. What has your mother said to you lately
that made you upset?"*
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Ma-kun, are you listening to your mother?
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Hey, come on, Ma-kun...
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Huh? What are you writing, Ma-kun?
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What has your mother said to you lately
that made you upset?
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Don't look at my stuff! You're in the way!
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*It's really annoying
when she calls me by a nickname.*
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*"Question. If you went on an adventure
with your mother, would you get closer?"*
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*What? Talk about a stupid question.*
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*Maybe, I guess? No idea.*
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Masato Oosuki
Stamp Here
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Masato Oosuki.
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The Boy Thought He Was Embarking on a Great Adventure...
But, Uh, What’s Going on Here?
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Hello. My name is Masumi Shirase.
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I'm informing you that I'm here
as part of a survey the Cabinet Office is doing.
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Since “Shirase” means to inform.
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H-Hi. Did you need to introduce yourself
with a bad pun?
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I'm informing you that,
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since so many kids made fun of me
when I was little, I decided to just own it.
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That's one way to live, I guess.
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- Listen, Ma-kun, Shirase brought us big news—
- Mamako.
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Y-Yes?
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I'll be the one to inform him of that.
Because I am Shirase.
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And informing people is my job!
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Ma-kun, I'll go do something else for a while.
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Now then.
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Cutting to the chase, I am here to inform you
that you will now begin a new life.
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Huh?
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First, a question.
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In a survey conducted by the Cabinet Office,
it was revealed that many users of online games
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desire to actually enter
the world of a video game.
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Do you feel the same way?
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Sure, if that were possible,
but that's not something—
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Now!
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And now I hit the enter key!
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Is this... Could it be?
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Yes, it's just what you think!
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It is... It is!
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It's sending me to the world of the game!
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Ma-kun, wait!
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*Mom... I'm sorry, I'm going.*
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*I was always so embarrassed around you,
so I said the most awful things.*
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Ma-kun!
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Ma-kun!
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*But now, if I can go on an incredible adventure
and become stronger...*
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Wait!
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*Maybe I can be more honest around you.*
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Ma-kun!
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*Someday, I'll come back, I swear it!*
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*And when I do, I hope I can hug you tight
and tell you, “I'm home.”*
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A fairy?
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There were things like this
in the online game I played...
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But seriously?
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Seriously?
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I'm here!
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I'm really here, inside a game world!
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I made it! Hello, unreality!
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This is it! This is what I was waiting for!
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Yes! Yes! Yes!
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Ma-kun, you meanie.
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I told you to wait so I could come with you,
but you didn't wait at all!
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You made me really sad!
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Here we go.
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It's time to go on lots of fun adventures
with your mom, Ma-kun!
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Wha... What the hell?
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*Step, step, step.*
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Teleportation Palace
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Welcome! I am the King,
the master of Teleportation Palace.
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Before we begin, tell me your names.
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I am Mamako Oosuki!
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This is Ma-kun, my son!
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Mamako and her son Ma-kun, yes? Now then—
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Hang on a second, Your Highness.
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My name is Masato! Masato!
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Alright. I'll register it that way.
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Registered
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Could that be an initial account registration?
**[06:26] ---**
Indeed!
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Registered
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Seriously?
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Also, once you register,
you can't change anything!
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Why didn’t you say so?
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Oh crap! I registered with my real name!
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*No! Don't play the fanfare!*
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Now then, allow me to present you
with your basic stats.
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Accept them!
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Masato
Normal Hero
(Combat Yes / Crafting No)
Masato's Clothes
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So my class is normal hero, huh?
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Mamako
Normal Hero's Mother
(Combat Yes / Crafting No)
Mamako's Clothes
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Um, Your Highness,
what does it mean that my class is normal hero?
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Normal means normal.
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You're not expected to do anything
as grand as save the world.
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A normal level of closeness.
A normal level of happiness.
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As the embodiment of what you are,
a normal hero and a normal hero's mom,
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these are the things that you should strive for!
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Now go, hero!
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Okay, off we go!
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Not! I’m completely confused! Explain!
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Listen carefully, then.
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Basically, you're in a closed beta
for an online game.
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We used special technology that we can't explain
easily to put the users themselves in the game.
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So we want you to go test play it for us!
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That's the deal!
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Okay, that was straightforward.
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Please note that
most test players were chosen
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based on the strict criteria
involving their response to a certain survey.
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But some unfortunate individuals who
wrote their names on what was supposed
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to be an anonymous survey
were chosen as well.
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It was easier to track them down, you see.
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I won't mention names, though.
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Who could do something so stupid...
Wait, is that me?
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Masato Oosuki
Stamp Here
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Now, let me tell you about the game itself.
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Since it’s still in beta,
it doesn’t have an official title yet.
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For now, we’re calling it an MMMMMORPG (Beta).
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How many M's does it really need?
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The genre is “Fantasy MMORPG.”
It offers a wide variety of classes to choose from.
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You can fight. You can craft.
You can decorate your house with in-game items.
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You’re free to play the game any way you like.
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But my class is already...
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We gave you a class nobody had taken,
so that we could gather data.
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That can’t be changed either!
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You’re already taking choices from me...
But, well, this is a valuable experience, right?
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I get to test play a full-dive system,
and I get to be a hero too.
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I think I’ve got the basic idea.
Basically, it’s an online game, right?
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I’m glad you’re quick on the uptake.
What about you, Lady Mamako?
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Um, well...
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What is this, um... "account," then?
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- We have to start there?
- We have to start there?
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Just out of curiosity,
what do you think an "account" is?
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Account... Um...
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Ah, ah, ah, ah!
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Is that it?
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Well, it's faster for you
to just find out for yourself.
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You have Sir Masato with you, after all.
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You can read the guidebook, too.
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Oh, thank you!
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Ma-kun, did you hear?
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They played a "Pa-pa-ra" for me, too!
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It's time for the next event!
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Come with me!
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Don't go so fast!
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We haven't finished discussing
the most important thing here!
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Why...
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Why is my mom here?
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Why is your mother with you?
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That is the question that’s deeply intertwined
with the purpose of this game.
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If I told you, the GM's would force you
to do their bidding.
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Instead, it would be best if you realize it naturally
through the course of your journeys.
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U-Um...
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Thus, Hero Masato,
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I shall give you an amazing first-time player bonus
to distract you before you ask more questions!
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*Step, step, step.*
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I can take one of these?
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Indeed. These are actually a reward
for completing the game's most difficult quests.
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But users these days won't play your game
unless you give them something great to start!
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I really didn't want to know that.
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People these days are so choosy.
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Back in the day, heroes used to start
their adventures with sticks for weapons.
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The person from the NES generation can shut up.
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Now, pick one of these swords, Sir Masato!
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Oh, okay!
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*I don't know why,
but I feel like this is the sword for me!*
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*I'm sure of it!*
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That sword is called
the “Holy Sword of the Great Heavens,” Firmament.
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In the distant past,
when this world's sky was covered in the darkness,
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it banished all the darkness with a single swing!
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That's what the flavor text says!
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I didn't need that last line!
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But still, it seems like an awesome sword!
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Only a hero can hold a holy sword.
You are indeed a true hero!
**[11:43] ---**
Well, "true hero" is going too far.
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I simply stated the truth.
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In fact, it's up to the test players whether
the game moves out of closed beta into release.
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As a true hero, your deeds
will surely lead this world to a new dimension.
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Lead the world?
**[12:04] ---**
Well as the one hero chosen by the holy sword,
I suppose I can give it my best shot!
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Okay, maybe I'll take a sword too!
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Mom?
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Here I go!
**[12:19] ---**
She pulled out both at once?
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If I left one of them here,
the holy swords would get lonely, right?
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You know, these look really sharp!
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Would it be okay to use them when I'm cooking?
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What do you think, Ma-kun?
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*Welcome to the tutorial battle.*
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*Begin the battle!*
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Just watch me, Ma-kun!
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Your mom will do her best!
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*Terra di Madre.*
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*The very life itself that was born from the land
at the dawn of creation.*
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It is known as “The Holy Sword of Mother Earth,”
and it became the source of all life in this world.
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Your mom won’t lose!
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I want to look good for you, Ma-kun!
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*Altura.*
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*A miraculous blade that saved the world
from a huge, world-wide flood.*
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*It is “The Holy Sword of the Mother Ocean,”*
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*and is a symbol of the contract between land and sea
that split the world between them.*
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Ma-kun, now it's time to show me your power!
Good luck!
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Oh, right.
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You did it, Ma-kun!
Amazing! Amazing!
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What's wrong, Ma-kun?
Did you get hurt somewhere? Let me see!
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No, that's not it.
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This isn't right! This is all wrong!
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Why? Why?
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Why do you get two-hit multi-target attacks
for your basic attack skill?
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My attack is so lame...
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That's not true! Your attack was amazing!
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You fired off that beam thing
and really surprised me!
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You were so cool!
So for now, get off the ground!
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We need to go to the next one!
It'll be more fun!
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Ma-kun?
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If you want to go on an adventure, do it yourself!
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Well, once you get out in the field,
there might be monsters and stuff.
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But with your firepower it won't be a problem!
You'll win with your first swing.
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Firepower? I can't create fire.
I'm not a stove burner.
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Not that kind of firepower.
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Now go on. Just leave me here.
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B-But...
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The guidebook said that if your basic attack skill
gives you two-hit multi-target attacks,
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Easy-to-Understand Guidebook
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your child will be really happy!
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He'll give you a big hug and tell you
he wants to go on adventures with you!
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Well, normally, you'd be happy, but...
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Then why?
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Don't tell me...
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I don't think it's possible, but...
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Is it because I’m your mom?
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Listen. I need you to explain this.
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E-Explain?
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You know something, don't you?
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You talked to that Shirase person
and the people running this, right?
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Well...
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Honestly, the fact that
I'm inside a video game is weird enough.
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But I'm happy to be here,
so I won't ask questions about that.
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But this is different.
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What's different, obviously,
is the fact that you came with me.
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Other mothers sometimes get sent
inside video games with their sons...
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They do not! They most definitely do not!
That's ridiculous!
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At least, I hope not!
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This is a fantasy for young men,
and there's no room for parents here!
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You're just in the way!
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You're being a meanie, Ma-kun.
Your mom is very upset!
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Nobody cares. Just answer me!
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O-Okay! I'll tell you.
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Tell me why you came with me.
Explain it in detail. Come on.
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B-But they told me it's better
not to explain what's going on at first—
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So you know something
but you won't tell me, right?
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Listen, Mom, if you don't start talking...
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Then what?
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I'll disown you!
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Oh, I didn't mean...
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I'm sorry!
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I just don't know how to explain.
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Shirase and the others
seem to have their reasons,
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so I don't know how much I can tell you!
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But I'm not trying to lie to you or hurt you!
Please believe that!
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O-Okay...
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I want to go on lots of adventures with you,
have lots of talks,
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and do our best at a bunch of things,
and then we can be a really close mother and son.
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That was the only reason...
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I get it! I get it! I get it, okay?
**[17:26] ---**
I totally understand!
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So Ma-kun...
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Y-Yes?
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Don't tell me you'll disown me.
That makes me so sad!
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It's the most painful thing
anybody's ever said said to me...
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It's the saddest thing I've ever heard.
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*What am I doing?*
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Mom, I'm sorry!
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The words just came out of my mouth!
I didn't mean it!
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So, um... uh...
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I love it when you're kind,
and care about your mother.
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It's okay. You can raise your head.
**[18:08] ---**
Come on, you need to look at someone
when you're talking to them!
**[18:13] ---**
O-Okay.
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I want to go on lots of adventures with you!
**[18:19] ---**
Will you let me join your party?
**[18:22] ---**
Well, I guess you can join my party, or...
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Alright, fine. You can come with me.
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Okay, I will!
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Thanks for having me, Ma-kun!
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Yeah, well, glad to have you, Mom.
**[18:43] ---**
*Pyun!*
**[18:50] ---**
So this is the first country,
the Kingdom of Mommalia?
**[18:51] ---**
Kingdom of Mommalia
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*It's totally fantasy!*
**[18:58] ---**
*So amazing!*
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*I'm really inside a video game!*
**[19:03] ---**
*Huh? But the faces...*
**[19:06] ---**
*They couldn't get the models done in time, huh?*
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You and I need to get ready for our adventure!
**[19:16] ---**
So first...
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Adventurer's Guild
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We gather our party at the adventurer's guild, huh?
**[19:22] ---**
Everybody here seems pretty rough.
**[19:27] ---**
Well, that's fine with me!
**[19:28] ---**
All you normally ever say is "Yeah" or "Huh,"
and now look at how cool you're acting!
**[19:34] ---**
I've discovered a new side of my son!
**[19:36] ---**
Shut up! You're ruining the mood!
**[19:39] ---**
Okay, Ma-kun.
Can I have my sword for a second?
**[19:43] ---**
Sure, but... what for?
**[19:55] ---**
We need them to take us seriously,
so let's make sure we start off on the right foot.
**[19:59] ---**
That's what the guidebook said!
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No... This isn't good.
**[20:04] ---**
*It’s either PK or attempted PK...*
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Player Killing
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Welcome to the adventurer's guild, travelers.
**[20:12] ---**
I inform-orm you that I am Shirarase,
the front desk woman.
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You're Shirase, right?
**[20:19] ---**
I am Shirarase.
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*Step, step, step.*
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Once again, welcome to the adventurer's guild.
**[20:27] ---**
Thank you for taking care of us. So um...
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Are you okay?
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You're still bleeding.
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It's just an in-game effect.
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Also, I am an in-game object.
Not a PC or an NPC.
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Thus, there will be no PK penalty applied.
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I see.
**[20:45] ---**
That's great, right, Mom?
**[20:47] ---**
That's right!
**[20:48] ---**
So basically, the objects fought,
and the NEC's PC won the PK battle!
**[20:53] ---**
Something like that, right?
**[20:55] ---**
Now, allow me to introduce you
to the adventurers registered with our guild.
**[21:00] ---**
Here you go.
**[21:00] ---**
Okay, as a veteran MMORPG player,
I'll select the best party members for us!
**[21:09] ---**
It's decided!
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Name
Rushera
**[21:10] ---**
Rushera the heavy knight.
Torino the thief. Sallitey the elf.
**[21:12] ---**
Name
Torino
**[21:14] ---**
Name
Sallitey
**[21:15] ---**
Mom, we're going to recruit these three first.
**[21:18] ---**
Take a look.
**[21:20] ---**
Oh my.
**[21:22] ---**
They're all cute girls. Which is your type?
**[21:25] ---**
Why are you asking that?
**[21:28] ---**
Oh, because it's very important!
**[21:32] ---**
You're going to live together, experience lots
of things together and grow together.
**[21:38] ---**
That's what it means to let someone
join your party, right?
**[21:41] ---**
I think it's basically the same thing as
finding a girlfriend, or a marriage partner.
**[21:48] ---**
W-Well... maybe you're
not that far off the mark.
**[21:52] ---**
Okay, so now it's time
for their interviews with mom.
**[21:57] ---**
Interviews with mom!
**[23:35] ---**
It’s Just a Coincidence They’re All Girls. Got That?
Wipe That Smirk Off Your Face.
**[23:35] ---**
You stripped off a mother’s clothes
in front of her son! You must be punished!
# E2 - It's Just a Coincidence They're All Girls. Got That? Wipe That Smirk Off Your Face.
Source: [Crunchyroll](https://www.crunchyroll.com/watch/G679GE5NY/its-just-a-coincidence-theyre-all-girls-got-that-wipe-that-smirk-off-your-face)
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**[00:00] ---**
Interviews with mom!
**[00:06] ---**
*So the three potential party members
I spent so much time choosing...*
**[00:12] ---**
My hobby is dealing out twice the pain I receive
**[00:16] ---**
after letting the enemy hit me
as much as they want and overkilling them!
**[00:19] ---**
You're a very cruel heavy knight, huh?
**[00:23] ---**
My hobby is stealing!
**[00:24] ---**
It feels so good to punch someone
and take their stuff!
**[00:28] ---**
You're a very wicked thief, huh?
**[00:30] ---**
I'm calling the police.
**[00:33] ---**
An elf priest? What's an elf?
**[00:39] ---**
*She mercilessly rejected all of them.*
**[00:42] ---**
*And then...*
**[00:44] ---**
N-Nice to meet you!
**[00:48] ---**
I'm Porta! I'm a test player!
**[00:51] ---**
Just like us, huh?
**[00:53] ---**
What can you do, Ms. Porta?
**[00:56] ---**
Right! I'm a merchant!
**[00:59] ---**
One of my basic skills gives me a discount
when shopping or staying at an inn!
**[01:05] ---**
So you're like a walking coupon, huh?
**[01:08] ---**
I also have this merchant-only special bag
that I got as a new player bonus.
**[01:12] ---**
It gives me party storage, where I can store
300 items no matter how big or heavy they are!
**[01:19] ---**
That's a very convenient storage device!
**[01:21] ---**
It makes me sad to think how happy I was
when I bought those vacuum sealing bags!
**[01:26] ---**
Oh, oh! I also have skills
that let me appraise or create items!
**[01:33] ---**
Appraisal and item creation, too?
**[01:37] ---**
U-Um...
**[01:41] ---**
I registered as a non-combat class,
so I can't fight.
**[01:45] ---**
But I'll work hardest
with the things that I can do!
**[01:48] ---**
I'll do my best!
**[01:50] ---**
Hey, Ma-kun. I've already made up my mind.
**[01:55] ---**
Yeah. No objections here.
**[01:59] ---**
Okay!
**[02:00] ---**
Ms. Porta, please become my son's bride.
**[02:05] ---**
Okay!
**[02:06] ---**
I'll be his bride!
**[02:08] ---**
Hooray!
**[02:09] ---**
Wait! As a party member!
Porta is a party member!
**[03:44] ---**
It’s Just a Coincidence They’re All Girls. Got That?
Wipe That Smirk Off Your Face.
**[03:44] ---**
On to the next...
**[03:47] ---**
Who's this?
**[03:49] ---**
Wise?
**[03:50] ---**
Wise
**[03:51] ---**
A 15-year old girl, huh?
**[03:53] ---**
She’s a sage!
**[03:54] ---**
That's an amazing class!
It lets you use healing and attack magic!
**[03:59] ---**
It says "If you don't choose me,
I'll chain cast instant death spells on you!"
**[04:05] ---**
What's chain casting?
**[04:07] ---**
Well, it's when you...
**[04:08] ---**
Her stats look good,
but her personality seems not so great.
**[04:13] ---**
She seems like a pain, honestly.
**[04:16] ---**
She seems like the type
to fire off her magic at random,
**[04:20] ---**
blowing up her party, nearby buildings
and the local scenery, while laughing boastfully.
**[04:24] ---**
One of those kinds of girls.
**[04:27] ---**
That's what my hero intuition is telling me.
**[04:31] ---**
So, I'm thinking it's a no.
**[04:37] ---**
Wh-What the...
**[04:41] ---**
Grr! Grr! Grr!
**[04:44] ---**
Fine, if that's how it's gonna be...
**[04:48] ---**
Oww!
**[04:50] ---**
What the hell are you doing, you jerk?
**[04:57] ---**
It turned into a person?
**[04:59] ---**
It's the person from the picture!
I guess she transformed into paper using magic!
**[05:03] ---**
What is your problem?
**[05:04] ---**
I tried playing nice, but you crossed the line!
**[05:07] ---**
Since you mocked me so much,
I'll be sure to properly thank you!
**[05:17] ---**
Spara la Magia bel mirale...
**[05:24] ---**
Transport!
**[05:24] ---**
Transport
**[05:28] ---**
Hey, wait!
**[05:30] ---**
Coming!
**[05:42] ---**
You let me step on you rather willingly.
**[05:45] ---**
I'll give you credit for your gallantry.
**[05:48] ---**
So now that we're even, we can...
**[05:51] ---**
The wind feels so good.
**[05:55] ---**
This is my favorite place.
**[05:58] ---**
I don't care!
I really don't care about that stuff!
**[06:02] ---**
Will you just forgive me?
**[06:05] ---**
Understand that I'm trying to say
something important here.
**[06:08] ---**
Sheesh. Well, whatever.
**[06:14] ---**
You're Wise the sage, right?
**[06:17] ---**
So, what do you want?
**[06:20] ---**
Did you transform into that paper
to surprise us?
**[06:24] ---**
Maybe you really wanted to join our party,
so you were doing everything you could?
**[06:28] ---**
How did...
**[06:30] ---**
W-Well, you're basically right.
**[06:35] ---**
Fine.
**[06:37] ---**
Then let's do your interview.
**[06:40] ---**
First, come and sit.
**[06:47] ---**
Hey, um... aren't you a little close?
**[06:51] ---**
Y-You're the one who told me to sit here!
**[06:55] ---**
Give me some space.
**[06:56] ---**
My apologies.
**[06:58] ---**
We were unable to find your son.
**[07:03] ---**
Ma-kun...
**[07:05] ---**
Ms. Mama, it'll be okay!
**[07:07] ---**
Masato is a hero, after all!
**[07:10] ---**
Yes, you're right.
**[07:13] ---**
Unlike me, his attack skill
is a single hit solo target attack.
**[07:18] ---**
But I'm sure he'll be fine!
**[07:20] ---**
But you know...
I feel like something bad will happen.
**[07:26] ---**
Like, for example, Ma-kun
will become friends with somebody else,
**[07:26] ---**
Bye!
**[07:28] ---**
Ma-kun!
**[07:29] ---**
and leave me and go on a journey with them!
**[07:34] ---**
That would be very bad.
**[07:37] ---**
In that case...
**[07:38] ---**
*Twinkle!*
**[07:39] ---**
I joined the game as a test player too, you see.
**[07:42] ---**
How much do you know about what's going on?
**[07:46] ---**
I know we've been thrown
into a video game, at least.
**[07:51] ---**
But I still have no idea
why my mother came with me.
**[07:56] ---**
I'll tell you why, then.
**[07:59] ---**
Why is your mother with you?
**[08:02] ---**
It's because this game's genre is...
**[08:05] ---**
Mom's Massively Maternal Multiplayer
Making-Up-With-Offspring Role-Playing Game.
**[08:16] ---**
What are you talking about?
Are you screwing with me?
**[08:19] ---**
I-I'm telling the truth! So listen to me!
**[08:24] ---**
Or I'll start chain casting instant death
and revival magic on you!
**[08:28] ---**
I'll keep killing and reviving you back
to life for as long as I've got MP!
**[08:33] ---**
As long as I'm alive in the end,
I guess that wouldn’t bother me, but...
**[08:38] ---**
Fine.
**[08:39] ---**
I'll hear you out, so keep talking.
**[08:44] ---**
The goal of this game is
to help parents and children get closer.
**[08:50] ---**
That's why they're brought to the game in pairs,
and told to go on adventures together.
**[08:57] ---**
I have no idea how or why
this game was made, but...
**[09:03] ---**
The one thing I do know is that you can't return
to your world unless you fulfill the win condition.
**[09:09] ---**
Wait, seriously?
**[09:11] ---**
So, what is this win condition?
**[09:15] ---**
To become close with your mom.
**[09:22] ---**
Listen carefully, Mamako.
**[09:24] ---**
The most important part of this game
is the relationship between mother and child.
**[09:27] ---**
Believe strongly in the bond between you
and your son, and speak to the earth.
**[09:33] ---**
Mother Earth is a mother as well.
**[09:35] ---**
She will understand how you feel
and grant your wish.
**[09:39] ---**
Probably!
**[09:41] ---**
At first, I was adventuring with my mom, too.
**[09:45] ---**
But we got into a fight and split up.
**[09:48] ---**
I've been alone ever since.
**[09:50] ---**
So now I'm trapped in this world
and can't clear the game.
**[09:54] ---**
Are you trying to get us to clear the game
so you can go back home?
**[10:02] ---**
Yeah. I want your mom to make me her kid, too.
**[10:06] ---**
You have a really nasty look on your face.
**[10:13] ---**
Mother Earth, if you're a mother too,
you should understand how I feel, right?
**[10:19] ---**
I don't want to tell my son
who he can and can't be friends with!
**[10:24] ---**
Listen, let me just ask.
**[10:27] ---**
Wouldn't it be faster to make up with her?
**[10:30] ---**
I just want to tell him
that he should be nice to his mother, too!
**[10:37] ---**
If you understand how I feel...
**[10:40] ---**
Then please, tell me where Ma-kun is!
**[10:45] ---**
That's impossible! Totally impossible—
**[10:54] ---**
Oh, there he is.
**[10:57] ---**
It really worked, huh?
**[11:00] ---**
I'm not sure why...
**[11:02] ---**
But it feels like I've won
a very important battle!
**[11:09] ---**
I inform-orm you that you just gained
a support skill that allows you to find your son,
**[11:14] ---**
and immediately interrupt whatever it is
he's gotten himself into.
**[11:18] ---**
Mother's Fang
Allows you to find your son or daughter,
and immediately interrupt whatever it is
s/he's gotten himself into,
regardless of where s/he is or what s/he is doing!
**[11:19] ---**
regardless of where he is
or what he is doing!
**[11:24] ---**
This doesn't make sense!
**[11:26] ---**
Why did I get arrested?
**[11:29] ---**
What you did to me after you teleported
is being treated as attempted PK.
**[11:33] ---**
I just stepped on your face!
**[11:36] ---**
And so did you!
**[11:38] ---**
I'm a human.
And you were a piece of paper, right?
**[11:41] ---**
So I'm in the clear!
**[11:44] ---**
Just let me out of here!
**[11:45] ---**
Wise, may I say something?
**[11:47] ---**
Ma-kun told me what you're after.
**[11:51] ---**
And I can't make you my daughter.
**[11:55] ---**
But you're welcome to join our party
and adventure with us!
**[12:01] ---**
Basically, she wants to get you out of here,
and if we run into your mother on our travels,
**[12:07] ---**
she'll stick her nose in your business
and get you two to make up.
**[12:10] ---**
Right?
**[12:11] ---**
That's exactly right!
**[12:12] ---**
We really are mother and son!
You knew without me saying a word!
**[12:16] ---**
What do you mean?
I didn't ask you to do that!
**[12:19] ---**
I'd rather destroy the entire world
than make up with that vile woman!
**[12:31] ---**
Listen, Wise.
**[12:32] ---**
What?
**[12:33] ---**
It would help us out a lot
to have your awesome magics on our side.
**[12:38] ---**
So can you just do it to help us?
**[12:42] ---**
So you really do need me, is that it?
**[12:45] ---**
Since you're asking, it can't be helped.
**[12:47] ---**
Alright! I'll do you a favor and join your party!
**[12:51] ---**
Okay!
**[12:52] ---**
So our party will be the four of us, for now!
**[13:01] ---**
So this is a dungeon?
**[13:03] ---**
Ma-kun, are we really going inside?
**[13:06] ---**
Yup. We defeat monsters
in the dungeon to make money.
**[13:10] ---**
That's adventuring 101, isn't it?
**[13:12] ---**
Yes! The gems in monsters' bodies can be used
as fuel, crafting materials or other things, too!
**[13:19] ---**
So the exchange will always buy them!
**[13:22] ---**
Yeah, and since I'm almost out of face lotion,
I'll have to do my best!
**[13:30] ---**
Huh?
**[13:32] ---**
Wait!
**[13:43] ---**
Is everyone okay?
**[13:45] ---**
I'm fine!
**[13:47] ---**
So am I!
**[13:48] ---**
Ow...
**[13:50] ---**
Ma-kun! Where are you, Ma-kun?!
**[13:53] ---**
It's too dark to see!
**[13:54] ---**
Where are you?
**[13:56] ---**
Hold on! Hold on! Stop moving around, Mom!
**[13:59] ---**
Hey, Wise!
Can you use some magic to make light?
**[14:03] ---**
Well, um, those spells are, um...
**[14:08] ---**
You can't use them, huh?
**[14:10] ---**
You're pretty worthless, aren't you?
**[14:12] ---**
How about you, Porta?
Got any items that can make light?
**[14:16] ---**
I-I'm sorry!
I think I dropped my bag when I fell!
**[14:21] ---**
Seriously?
**[14:23] ---**
I'm sorry! I'm really sorry!
**[14:25] ---**
I'm sorry I'm so useless...
**[14:29] ---**
No, there's no need to cry!
You can't help it if you dropped it.
**[14:32] ---**
You're still more useful than a sage
who can't use the spells we need.
**[14:36] ---**
Why are you so much nicer
to her than to me?
**[14:38] ---**
I'm sorry!
**[14:42] ---**
It's okay, Porta.
**[14:45] ---**
Everybody makes mistakes.
**[14:47] ---**
Ms. Mama!
**[14:48] ---**
Let's both try to cheer up!
**[14:51] ---**
Hip-hip-hooray!
**[14:58] ---**
My mom is glowing?!
**[15:05] ---**
It looks like you got a special mom skill,
"Mother's Light."
**[15:12] ---**
Come to think of it,
my mom used to glow sometimes, too.
**[15:23] ---**
It's bright in here, huh?
**[15:26] ---**
Feels like a monster could show up any second.
**[15:31] ---**
Slimes?
**[15:34] ---**
It doesn't matter how many there are.
These wimps are no much for me!
**[15:38] ---**
I'll show you my power!
**[15:41] ---**
Spara la Magia bel mirale...
**[15:52] ---**
What was that?
**[15:55] ---**
What... the hell?
**[15:58] ---**
After all that eagerness,
this is what happens?
**[16:01] ---**
Wise's magic has been sealed!
**[16:04] ---**
Yeah, I know.
**[16:05] ---**
I know, so you don't need
to say it aloud, Porta.
**[16:10] ---**
Mom will do her best!
**[16:26] ---**
Wise's magic is no longer sealed!
**[16:29] ---**
Let's all just pretend that never happened.
**[16:35] ---**
Let me handle picking up the gems!
**[16:44] ---**
How cute.
**[16:46] ---**
She's like a little squirrel, isn't she?
**[16:48] ---**
Still, Mamako's a little overpowered, isn't she?
**[16:55] ---**
So that's what it looks like
when you level up, huh?
**[16:58] ---**
Basic stats go up automatically,
and then you get SP...
**[17:02] ---**
And there we go.
**[17:04] ---**
You can allocate these SP points
to customize your character, I guess.
**[17:16] ---**
This time they're mine!
**[17:18] ---**
Spara la Magia bel mira—
**[17:23] ---**
Wise's...
**[17:25] ---**
Don't say it aloud.
**[17:26] ---**
Huh? Ma-kun, look.
**[17:32] ---**
It was so small, but now it's so big!
**[17:38] ---**
Mom, watch out!
**[17:43] ---**
Mom, are you okay?
**[17:46] ---**
Huh?
**[17:48] ---**
Oh? Oh? Oh?
**[17:49] ---**
Oh? Oh? Oh? Oh?
**[17:51] ---**
Oh? Oh? Oh? Oh?
**[17:54] ---**
What the heck?
**[17:56] ---**
My clothes aren't melting at all!
**[18:00] ---**
No, no... Wait...
**[18:04] ---**
I can't...
**[18:06] ---**
N-No, Ma-kun!
**[18:08] ---**
You're my son!
**[18:10] ---**
No matter how much you love me...
**[18:13] ---**
What are you talking about?
**[18:15] ---**
This isn't the time for jokes!
**[18:17] ---**
But I'm soaking wet!
**[18:19] ---**
Ma-kun, your mommy is soaking wet!
**[18:22] ---**
Soaking wet!
**[18:24] ---**
Please calm down!
**[18:26] ---**
Don't say another word!
**[18:31] ---**
He went after my mom again?
**[18:33] ---**
Stop it! No more, please!
**[18:36] ---**
Mommy's wearing a thong today!
**[18:39] ---**
I did not need to know that!
**[18:45] ---**
I see something a son
was never meant to see...
**[18:49] ---**
Spara la Magia bel mirale...
**[18:55] ---**
Lento!
**[18:55] ---**
Slow
**[19:01] ---**
I thought you couldn't cast magic!
**[19:05] ---**
A high-level sage like me can resist the effect
with my overwhelming magical power!
**[19:10] ---**
I gave her an item
to cure the bad status effect!
**[19:14] ---**
Sorry it took so long!
**[19:15] ---**
Well done, Porta!
**[19:17] ---**
You're way more helpful
than that mostly useless sage!
**[19:22] ---**
You won't get away!
**[19:26] ---**
You melted a mother's clothes
in front of her son...
**[19:32] ---**
You must be punished!
**[19:46] ---**
Look, look, Ma-kun!
**[19:48] ---**
Your mom won!
**[19:51] ---**
You start glowing when you're happy, too?
**[19:53] ---**
Forget that, put on some clothes!
**[19:57] ---**
Here you go!
**[19:59] ---**
Oh, thank you!
**[20:02] ---**
Nothing but an apron?
Are you trying to kill your son?
**[20:07] ---**
B-But I guess it's better than naked.
**[20:10] ---**
Nice, Porta!
**[20:12] ---**
Anyway, I guess my mom
is gonna steal all the glory, huh?
**[20:17] ---**
Look at that!
**[20:31] ---**
Shirase?
**[20:32] ---**
I'll revive her with my magic!
**[20:46] ---**
Hello.
**[20:47] ---**
I am here to inform you
that I have safely come back to life.
**[20:51] ---**
Okay, that's what should happen in a game.
**[20:53] ---**
Um, can you tell me your name
and job this time?
**[20:57] ---**
I am Shirase.
**[20:59] ---**
I inform that I am
the mysterious nun, Shirase!
**[21:03] ---**
Got it. I'll keep that in mind.
**[21:07] ---**
It appears you defeated
the dangerous monster that ate me.
**[21:11] ---**
And so, I will offer you a special quest
in recognition of your powers.
**[21:18] ---**
If you would like to accept this quest,
please prepare your equipment
**[21:23] ---**
and head to a small farming village west of
the Kingdom of Mommalia, the village of Maman!
**[21:29] ---**
Walk, walk, walk.
**[21:31] ---**
Okay, we got plenty of mam.
Next is equipment. Let's buy some!
**[21:37] ---**
From the look of the stuff they're selling,
one mam seems to be about one yen.
**[21:41] ---**
One carton of a dozen eggs = 100 mam.
**[21:43] ---**
Look, Ma-kun! Eggs are cheap!
One carton of a dozen for 100 mam!
**[21:48] ---**
Listen, mom.
We're not here to buy cooking ingredients.
**[21:50] ---**
They're so fresh!
**[21:54] ---**
Oh, that meat looks good too!
**[21:57] ---**
And those veggies, too!
**[22:00] ---**
What is this?
Hey, what do you think about this, Ma-kun?
**[22:01] ---**
I have a bad feeling for some reason...
**[23:34] ---**
Underwear is Armor. Make Sure It’s High in Defense.
Otherwise, My Son Might Die!
**[23:35] ---**
I thought you might want to join me.
# E3 - Underwear is Armor. Make Sure It's High in Defense. Otherwise, My Son Might Die!
Source: [Crunchyroll](https://www.crunchyroll.com/watch/GRDKJ0V9Y/underwear-is-armor-make-sure-its-high-in-defense-otherwise-my-son-might-die)
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**[00:01] ---**
Okay, everyone, put your hands together.
**[00:03] ---**
Let's eat!
**[00:04] ---**
- Let's eat!
- Let's eat!
**[00:06] ---**
Okay, eat up!
**[00:16] ---**
*I can't believe this would be
my first morning in an RPG world.*
**[00:21] ---**
Well, Ma-kun? Is it good?
**[00:24] ---**
Sure, I guess it is.
**[00:26] ---**
Great!
**[00:32] ---**
This is so amazing! Rice with raw egg
and miso soup with seaweed!
**[00:36] ---**
It feels like so long since I've been
in touch with my roots!
**[00:42] ---**
I can't... I can't stop crying!
**[00:45] ---**
W-Wise, are you okay?
**[00:47] ---**
Oh, goodness!
I'm going to eat on my knees!
**[00:50] ---**
I want to enjoy every part of a Japanese meal,
even my knees going numb!
**[00:55] ---**
Okay, I will too!
**[00:58] ---**
Me, too!
**[00:59] ---**
Give me a break.
**[01:02] ---**
They're like Japanese tourists...
**[01:04] ---**
Japan! Japan! Yes, Japan!
**[01:07] ---**
Gimme seconds! Gimme seconds!
**[01:08] ---**
I'm glad we bought the miso and eggs
at the market, aren't you, Ma-kun?
**[01:12] ---**
Yeah, I guess.
**[01:14] ---**
Listen, everybody.
**[01:16] ---**
Today we're on a special quest
to go to Maman Village.
**[01:18] ---**
Once we're done eating,
we're going to go buy equipment for sure.
**[01:21] ---**
Okay!
**[02:55] ---**
Underwear is Armor. Make Sure It’s High in Defense.
Otherwise, My Son Might Die!
**[02:56] ---**
You're after armor?
**[02:58] ---**
Then how about this?
**[03:01] ---**
This armor is all about freedom of movement.
Looks good, huh?
**[03:05] ---**
*But there's somebody in my party
I refuse to let wear this!*
**[03:10] ---**
Oh, how wonderful!
Mommy's never seen armor like this!
**[03:13] ---**
The one I least wanted to try it
wants to try it!
**[03:16] ---**
Ma-kun, I'm done changing! Take a look!
**[03:21] ---**
What do you think of your mom's new outfit?
**[03:28] ---**
Nobody understands how it feels
for a son to see his mom in a bikini...
**[03:33] ---**
Nobody but me understands...
**[03:35] ---**
O-Oh? I thought you'd be happy.
Does it not look good on me?
**[03:40] ---**
I mean, I guess it does look good on you!
But there's a deeper problem here!
**[03:45] ---**
Just change back!
**[03:47] ---**
A-Alright, I get it.
**[03:50] ---**
I'll try the next one!
**[03:52] ---**
No, that's not what I meant!
**[03:56] ---**
Mamako Oosuki, age 15!
**[04:02] ---**
Mommy's made her decision.
**[04:04] ---**
With this dark power, I'll destroy everything!
**[04:09] ---**
Mom...
**[04:11] ---**
Please stop.
**[04:12] ---**
Just one more! See, this one!
**[04:16] ---**
But that's...
**[04:18] ---**
What do you think, Porta?
**[04:19] ---**
Yes! It's a Robe of Healing!
It's mostly worn by healers and other magic users.
**[04:25] ---**
Your mom can only use warrior armor, like you.
**[04:30] ---**
I'm sorry but she can't equip it.
**[04:33] ---**
You heard her.
**[04:34] ---**
But look! The shoulder width is just right!
**[04:37] ---**
The size is fine!
**[04:39] ---**
Yeah, but it's not about the size.
Your class can't equip it.
**[04:43] ---**
My class shouldn't be a problem, right?
**[04:46] ---**
Don't worry.
**[04:48] ---**
Mommy is just going to try it on.
**[04:52] ---**
Um, what happens if you ignore class restrictions
and put something on anyway?
**[04:57] ---**
W-Well, I'm not sure either, but...
**[05:02] ---**
Ma-kun, Mommy needs you! Save me!
**[05:04] ---**
What's wrong, mom?
**[05:07] ---**
What's going on here?
**[05:09] ---**
Help mommy get her clothes off!
**[05:12] ---**
Plop.
**[05:15] ---**
We got the equipment we need,
**[05:18] ---**
but when my mom's around,
things get really rough...
**[05:21] ---**
It's like, it's not really an adventure at all.
**[05:24] ---**
It's like normal life.
**[05:26] ---**
Ma-kun!
**[05:36] ---**
What's that?
**[05:37] ---**
They had a sale at that shop.
I bought lots of clothes for everybody!
**[05:46] ---**
Hey, listen, Mom.
**[05:48] ---**
Haven't you been a bit too excited
since getting here?
**[05:51] ---**
Y-Yeah. I'm just so happy to go
on an adventure with you.
**[05:55] ---**
That's not it!
**[05:57] ---**
You've been immature,
selfish and meddlesome.
**[06:01] ---**
There's a lot of that, isn't there?
**[06:02] ---**
I didn't mean to...
**[06:04] ---**
Well, you are!
**[06:06] ---**
No matter what I'm doing, you're always there.
Are you trying to mess with me?
**[06:10] ---**
It's a pain just having you around.
**[06:13] ---**
Hold on, Masato, that’s too much.
You’re being weird and mean.
**[06:17] ---**
Right, Porta?
**[06:21] ---**
I'm sorry.
**[06:23] ---**
I-I'm sorry...
**[06:25] ---**
I don't know how to apologize...
**[06:28] ---**
Oh, no...
**[06:29] ---**
Mommy won't act like that anymore.
I'm really sorry.
**[06:35] ---**
*Damn, I did it again!*
**[06:37] ---**
*Just because things aren't going how I want,
I start sulking and get mad...*
**[06:41] ---**
*I'm like a kid throwing a tantrum.*
**[06:45] ---**
*I'm so lame.*
**[06:54] ---**
Ma-kun.
**[06:56] ---**
Let me "tickle" your ears.
**[06:57] ---**
Huh? Why now?
**[06:59] ---**
Because I want to make up with you. So...
**[07:03] ---**
I don't know why you need
to clean my ears to make up...
**[07:06] ---**
Okay?
**[07:20] ---**
Thank you.
**[07:22] ---**
Okay, here we go, Ma-kun.
**[07:24] ---**
Don't move!
**[07:29] ---**
I'm lying on your lap...
**[07:32] ---**
Yeah. You're lying on mommy's lap.
**[07:41] ---**
Hey, Mom...
**[07:43] ---**
What?
**[07:45] ---**
It feels like, when I talk to you,
I sometimes say things I don't mean.
**[07:50] ---**
I'm sorry, really.
**[07:52] ---**
Ma-kun...
**[07:54] ---**
I really count on you.
**[07:57] ---**
Like right now, I can't clean my own ears,
so I really appreciate it.
**[08:02] ---**
Oh, so I'm your ear cleaner, then?
Is that the only thing I do?
**[08:08] ---**
No, no! That's not what I mean...
**[08:11] ---**
Hey, don't move.
**[08:14] ---**
Mommy loves it when you're kind
and care about your mom.
**[08:20] ---**
Thanks... And um, you're glowing, Mom.
**[08:25] ---**
They made up!
**[08:27] ---**
Yup.
**[08:31] ---**
Walk, walk, walk.
**[08:32] ---**
Welcome to Maman Village
**[08:33] ---**
It happened just the other day...
**[08:36] ---**
A demon called the Empress of Night
appeared in the village.
**[08:40] ---**
With her incredible power, she brought the villagers
to heel, and gave them her demand.
**[08:48] ---**
If they valued their lives, they were to bring
the best-looking guy in the village, a hot host,
**[08:53] ---**
one whose pecs and abs she could rub all day
and still not get tired of them, as a sacrifice.
**[09:01] ---**
I'm getting an image
of some dumb, horny old cougar.
**[09:05] ---**
That idiot...
**[09:07] ---**
The sacrifice is to be handed over tonight.
**[09:10] ---**
But just when we were lost and didn't know
what to do, you all appeared before us.
**[09:16] ---**
Well, we understand what you're thinking, Mayor.
**[09:20] ---**
It's what I think it is, right?
**[09:22] ---**
That's right.
**[09:23] ---**
I planned on having you stay as long as you like,
giving you free food and rooms,
**[09:29] ---**
making sure you didn't leave
until the empress showed up,
**[09:34] ---**
in the hope that you could deal with her!
**[09:37] ---**
Oh, he was planning on trying
to make it happen naturally?
**[09:41] ---**
Well, that's fine.
**[09:43] ---**
Oh, thank you so much!
**[09:46] ---**
But first, please enjoy "Maman's Milk Bath,"
the village hot spring!
**[09:57] ---**
This is wonderful.
**[09:59] ---**
Wow, I think it's made me more beautiful.
**[10:03] ---**
No, that's not right...
**[10:05] ---**
Hey, mom, got a second?
**[10:07] ---**
What is it?
**[10:14] ---**
Hey, what are you doing, Mom?
**[10:17] ---**
I thought I'd join you in the bath.
**[10:20] ---**
The mayor said that we could have it
to ourselves today.
**[10:24] ---**
The bastard...
**[10:26] ---**
So then...
**[10:31] ---**
Come on in, you two!
**[10:33] ---**
Ma-kun can't take his eyes off me,
so now's your chance!
**[10:39] ---**
I'm already in up to my shoulders, so I'm fine!
**[10:43] ---**
I'm really getting in the bath with him?
No way...
**[10:46] ---**
Oh, you can't join a mommy
and her son in the bath?
**[10:50] ---**
Guess you can't be my daughter, after all.
Such a shame.
**[10:54] ---**
Hold it! If that's still on the table,
I'm getting in.
**[10:57] ---**
Becoming your daughter is my best shot.
**[11:00] ---**
Especially after what I just heard.
**[11:03] ---**
Come on in, then!
**[11:05] ---**
As I'm sure you're aware,
it's bad manners to wear a towel in a hot spring.
**[11:10] ---**
I'm quite strict about that.
**[11:12] ---**
S-So I get no armor, then? Fine!
**[11:17] ---**
Masato, if you look over here I'll kil—
**[11:19] ---**
Hey, Wise, I don't think girls
should speak like that.
**[11:24] ---**
Nothing will happen if you look over here,
but don't look too much.
**[11:28] ---**
R-Right...
**[11:35] ---**
Wise.
**[11:37] ---**
This place is so nice.
Why not take a moment and relax?
**[11:42] ---**
Okay.
**[11:42] ---**
So, you wanted to talk about our battle
with the Empress of Night, right Ma-kun?
**[11:49] ---**
Am I right?
**[11:50] ---**
Y-Yeah, that's it! That's the thing!
**[11:52] ---**
According to the mayor, she's like a demon.
**[11:55] ---**
But I wonder what she's really like.
**[11:58] ---**
Mom, was there anything in the guide book?
**[12:01] ---**
Well, there was lots of stuff about monsters,
but nothing about the Empress of Night.
**[12:07] ---**
Did they screw up?
Or maybe it's a new monster.
**[12:13] ---**
It's very dangerous to fight a monster
with no information,
**[12:16] ---**
but the villagers need us!
**[12:18] ---**
We took the quest,
so we kind of have to, I guess.
**[12:24] ---**
The Empress of Night uses magic.
**[12:26] ---**
Offense, buffs, healing. She uses all of it.
**[12:29] ---**
And she has the cast cancel skill,
so you can't interrupt her when she's casting.
**[12:33] ---**
She also has invincibility barriers,
which need three hits in a row in order to damage.
**[12:40] ---**
She's a really big pain to fight.
**[12:42] ---**
Wow, I see!
**[12:44] ---**
You're really well-informed, Wise!
**[12:46] ---**
You know a lot about her, huh?
**[12:48] ---**
Of course I do! She's my—
**[12:52] ---**
She's your?
**[12:53] ---**
Um... um...
**[12:56] ---**
I heard a rumor about her
before joining up with you.
**[13:01] ---**
You expect me to believe that?
**[13:03] ---**
You'd damn well better!
**[13:05] ---**
We're party members, right?
You shouldn't doubt a fellow party member!
**[13:07] ---**
It makes you scum!
**[13:10] ---**
Huh?
**[13:13] ---**
Wait, Wise.
Give me time to say my last words.
**[13:16] ---**
Mom, I'm going to die from a magical blast
as punishment for seeing a girl naked.
**[13:21] ---**
I might die multiple times.
But don't worry, I'll come back to life.
**[13:25] ---**
That's right. This is a game.
**[13:27] ---**
I'll believe in and watch over you!
**[13:29] ---**
I've got healing items ready,
so don't worry about a thing!
**[13:33] ---**
Thank you, Porta.
**[13:35] ---**
Come on, Wise. Make it quick.
**[13:37] ---**
D-Don't underestimate me!
**[13:39] ---**
I bet a perv like you
would want me to punish them!
**[13:43] ---**
S-So I refuse!
**[13:46] ---**
What's that? No punishment?
**[13:49] ---**
Does it bug you? I bet it bugs you!
**[13:51] ---**
If it bugs you, go dig a hole somewhere and
scream all those "thank you's" you couldn't say!
**[14:02] ---**
Thank... you.
**[14:02] ---**
Masato, you jerk!
**[14:09] ---**
That's strange.
**[14:10] ---**
Given the way hot spring events usually work,
Masato should be flying past me any minute now.
**[14:16] ---**
Something wrong?
**[14:18] ---**
No, don't worry.
**[14:24] ---**
So? Is there something else?
**[14:27] ---**
No, everything's fine.
I fully understand how you feel.
**[14:31] ---**
Your actions are far from
what this game's designers intended.
**[14:35] ---**
You leave us no choice
but to remove your access to the service.
**[14:42] ---**
Is that so? What a shame.
**[14:46] ---**
I've already prepared the means
to neutralize you.
**[14:53] ---**
Did you try to erase me from the system?
**[14:57] ---**
But it's useless. I have a special power.
**[15:08] ---**
This is... a stun effect.
**[15:11] ---**
Yes! That's right!
**[15:13] ---**
I only got a basic explanation,
so I don't really recall, but it sure is helpful!
**[15:27] ---**
One last thing.
**[15:28] ---**
I inform you that your daughter is quite close,
along with the rest of her party.
**[15:36] ---**
There's still time.
**[15:37] ---**
Do you have any intention of making up
with your daughter and starting over?
**[15:40] ---**
None.
**[15:41] ---**
You're absolutely sure?
**[15:43] ---**
Of course I am! I'm living free.
**[15:47] ---**
I don't need that stupid girl.
**[15:49] ---**
These kids are smart, unlike her.
They do whatever I tell them.
**[15:54] ---**
These are the kinds of kids I wanted!
**[15:56] ---**
What kind of parent
uses her children as furniture?
**[15:59] ---**
No, nothing I say will matter, will it?
**[16:03] ---**
Goodbye!
**[16:10] ---**
*It's not over yet. There's still hope.*
**[16:14] ---**
*I'm sure when I open my eyes again,
I'll see a mom and child that I can count on.*
**[16:20] ---**
Blargh.
**[16:23] ---**
Maman's Milk! Really?
**[16:28] ---**
No, this is to help me grow into a strong boy!
**[16:34] ---**
So good.
**[16:35] ---**
Masato...
**[16:36] ---**
You're in there, right? Can we talk?
**[16:39] ---**
Y-Yeah, I'm right here...
**[16:42] ---**
Are you here to punish me?
**[16:45] ---**
Give me time to put on some clothes, at least.
I don't want to go flying while naked.
**[16:49] ---**
What are you talking about?
I'm not here to punish you.
**[16:53] ---**
I just want to talk.
**[16:55] ---**
O-Okay.
**[16:56] ---**
Hey, I'm going for a walk, I guess.
**[17:01] ---**
Huh? A walk? Where?
**[17:04] ---**
Where? Just around the forest nearby, I guess.
**[17:09] ---**
Wait, we're doing a boss fight right after this.
Why go for a walk now? And in the forest?
**[17:15] ---**
You're right, but...
**[17:18] ---**
Want to come with me, then?
**[17:21] ---**
Huh? Why me, too?
**[17:25] ---**
Wise, you're acting kind of weird...
**[17:30] ---**
Listen, Wise, I think I might know
what's going on here.
**[17:35] ---**
Between you and the Empress of Night, I mean.
**[17:41] ---**
Shut up, stupid Masato.
**[17:43] ---**
Forget it. I'm going on my own. See ya!
**[17:45] ---**
Wait! Hold—
**[17:50] ---**
H-H-Hey! What are you doing?
**[17:52] ---**
S-Sorry!
**[17:53] ---**
Ma-kun!
**[17:55] ---**
I actually bought you and me
matching pajamas as a surprise...
**[18:00] ---**
If you’ve started dating,
I'd like you to properly introduce us first!
**[18:04] ---**
- We haven't!
- We haven't!
**[18:06] ---**
Jump!
**[18:08] ---**
Okay, now, Wise...
**[18:11] ---**
I think it's time you tell us what's going on.
**[18:15] ---**
I've pretty much figured it out already.
**[18:18] ---**
But you should tell the others.
**[18:22] ---**
We're all on the same team.
It's not right to keep them in the dark, right?
**[18:27] ---**
Is this about your mother, Wise?
**[18:32] ---**
You knew, Mom?
**[18:34] ---**
You're amazing, Ms. Mama!
**[18:36] ---**
Fine. I'll tell you.
**[18:39] ---**
That Empress of Night
the mayor was talking about is my mom.
**[18:45] ---**
Your mom?
**[18:46] ---**
Oh my!
**[18:48] ---**
My mom's the worst, really.
**[18:51] ---**
She'd spend all her money at host clubs.
**[18:54] ---**
My real name is Genya, which was the stage name
of one of her favorite hosts.
**[19:01] ---**
What? Seriously?
**[19:03] ---**
She named her daughter after a host?
**[19:06] ---**
That's right. That's right...
**[19:10] ---**
And because of that, my parents divorced.
**[19:13] ---**
Of course, I decided to live with my dad.
**[19:17] ---**
I thought I was done with her.
**[19:19] ---**
But then, one day
she just walked back into my life.
**[19:24] ---**
And she wanted to make up with her family?
**[19:26] ---**
That's right!
**[19:27] ---**
I was totally against it,
but she started talking about this game.
**[19:31] ---**
She tried forcing us to make up.
**[19:34] ---**
But when she figured out she was kind of strong
and could make lots of money,
**[19:38] ---**
she began saying she needed to "blow off steam"
and spending her time fooling around with men!
**[19:42] ---**
I blew up and we got into a big fight,
and then that was it!
**[19:49] ---**
So that's what's up with my family.
**[19:52] ---**
We're finished.
**[19:53] ---**
Finished? You don't...
**[19:55] ---**
It's not just me!
Mom feels the same way!
**[19:58] ---**
She doesn't care about me!
**[20:00] ---**
I'm sure she cares about you!
**[20:03] ---**
The truth's the truth.
**[20:04] ---**
My relationship with my mom is over.
**[20:11] ---**
That's not true.
**[20:14] ---**
It's never over between a parent and child.
It's never over.
**[20:19] ---**
There's something between parent and child
that goes beyond genes or the family tree.
**[20:24] ---**
A connection that can never be broken.
**[20:27] ---**
So it's never over.
**[20:31] ---**
My family's not like yours.
**[20:34] ---**
There's nothing between—
**[20:35] ---**
I know there is.
**[20:37] ---**
You don't realize it, but it's there inside you.
**[20:41] ---**
Mamako?
**[20:44] ---**
Wise, try to feel my arms around you.
**[20:51] ---**
How's it feel?
**[20:52] ---**
How?
**[20:53] ---**
Your breasts are big,
and you're soft and smell good.
**[20:59] ---**
But you think it's also
not quite right, don't you?
**[21:02] ---**
I do. It's not quite a familiar feeling... Kinda.
**[21:09] ---**
You smell kind of different.
**[21:11] ---**
Not in a bad way,
just not what it should be.
**[21:14] ---**
Different compared to who?
**[21:16] ---**
Who? Of course, it's my...
**[21:20] ---**
My mom.
**[21:22] ---**
What's important to a parent and child
is within you, Wise.
**[21:27] ---**
That's why... right?
**[21:30] ---**
Let's make your mom remember the bond
between a mother and her kid.
**[21:35] ---**
I'll be receiving my sixth son today.
**[21:39] ---**
I'll have him do a bridge
and make him into an abs table.
**[21:43] ---**
And then I can rub his abs while I drink wine.
**[21:48] ---**
Such luxury!
**[21:51] ---**
Abs...
**[21:53] ---**
*I inform you that your daughter is quite close,
along with the rest of her party.*
**[21:59] ---**
Having a daughter is such a pain.
**[22:02] ---**
No matter.
**[23:35] ---**
Kids Are Kids and Parents Are Parents but Also Human Beings,
and It Takes All Kinds, but They Get Through It Together, Right?
**[23:36] ---**
Mom's going to do her best, Ma-kun!
# E4 - Kids Are Kids and Parents Are Parents (but Also Human Beings), and It Takes All Kinds, but They Get Through It Together, Right?
Source: [Crunchyroll](https://www.crunchyroll.com/watch/GYQW7WWEY/kids-are-kids-and-parents-are-parents-but-also-human-beings-and-it-takes-all-kinds-but-they-get-through-it-together-right)
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**[00:01] ---**
Hey, it's been a while! It's me, your mom!
**[00:04] ---**
Hey! What are you doing here?
**[00:05] ---**
You and Dad got divorced,
so what are you doing here?
**[00:08] ---**
We're going to play this.
**[00:13] ---**
No way in hell
am I playing a game with you!
**[00:16] ---**
By the way, we can't leave the game
unless we become close.
**[00:20] ---**
Now, let's have a fun adventure together, Genya!
**[00:22] ---**
Don't call me that!
**[00:26] ---**
Mom, I'll keep them busy, so can you—
**[00:29] ---**
Enemies and hot guys
will kneel before my power!
**[00:38] ---**
Hey!
**[00:41] ---**
Adventurer's Guild
**[00:41] ---**
- I'm done!
- Done with what?
**[00:44] ---**
It's not going well, I know,
but I'm trying my best—
**[00:47] ---**
Like hell you are!
You're just screwing around!
**[00:50] ---**
I've had enough!
**[01:01] ---**
Was I asleep? Why?
**[01:04] ---**
You fell asleep because of Ms. Mama's lap!
**[01:06] ---**
You don't have to say it like a famous saying.
**[01:09] ---**
You were all stressed out, huh?
**[01:11] ---**
Well? Are you okay now?
**[01:13] ---**
There's drool on your mouth, young lady.
**[01:16] ---**
Can you really meet your mother again
if you're being so lazy?
**[01:20] ---**
Okay, if that's what you want...
**[01:22] ---**
I can use you as an example
of how I'm feeling.
**[01:27] ---**
Bara la Magia bel mirale...
**[01:31] ---**
Morte!
**[01:31] ---**
Death
**[01:32] ---**
You idiot! That's...
**[03:11] ---**
Kids Are Kids and Parents Are Parents but Also Human Beings,
and It Takes All Kinds, but They Get Through It Together, Right?
**[03:11] ---**
A coffin appeared out of nowhere.
**[03:15] ---**
Unbelievably, inside was...
**[03:16] ---**
I guess we should bring her back.
**[03:18] ---**
Spara la Magia pel mirale...
**[03:22] ---**
Revival
**[03:22] ---**
Rianimato!
**[03:26] ---**
I knew that when I opened my eyes again,
**[03:30] ---**
I had faith that I would see
your smiling faces.
**[03:34] ---**
But I inform you that I would've rather been revived
after the branch impaling me was dealt with...
**[03:45] ---**
Welcome back!
**[03:47] ---**
I told them that the Empress is my mom.
**[03:51] ---**
So now my mom and I are going to have
a family meeting, by force, if necessary.
**[03:56] ---**
Then as your guide, I, Shiraaaase, shall infoooorm you
about some additional facts about her.
**[04:05] ---**
Indeed, I shall infoooorm you.
**[04:08] ---**
For my name is Shirase.
**[04:10] ---**
Nothing throws you off your game, does it?
**[04:12] ---**
First, the Empress of Night
is actually Wise's mother.
**[04:16] ---**
Her real name is Kazuno.
**[04:19] ---**
A test player who's gone out of control
and started pursuing her own disgusting hobbies.
**[04:26] ---**
She's an embarrassment to our family!
**[04:28] ---**
Like Wise, she's a sage.
**[04:31] ---**
Her starting bonus was a book of spells
that allows her to use any magic in the game.
**[04:38] ---**
Wise, you had a rough time, too, huh?
**[04:41] ---**
I sure did!
**[04:42] ---**
There was nothing for me to do during a fight!
**[04:45] ---**
I know! I know exactly what you're saying!
**[04:47] ---**
Kazuno also managed to save
an immense amount of SP,
**[04:51] ---**
and learn the cast cancel skill.
**[04:55] ---**
Also, she seems to have an invincible defense skill,
which isn't part of the game.
**[05:00] ---**
Do you mean a cheat?
**[05:02] ---**
A cheat?
**[05:03] ---**
Basically, something that's unfair
and against the rules.
**[05:07] ---**
She's likely using some kind of cheating tool
that she acquired from the outside.
**[05:12] ---**
In addition to her invincibility, she's also forcing
the NPCs to do things they weren't designed to do.
**[05:18] ---**
I knew she was up to something
she wasn't telling me about...
**[05:21] ---**
My mom is so dumb.
**[05:23] ---**
Illegal actions like this are harshly penalized.
**[05:27] ---**
The fine could stretch into
the hundreds of millions of yen!
**[05:31] ---**
A fine in the hundreds of millions of yen?
**[05:35] ---**
This is worse than I thought,
but we can still do something, right?
**[05:40] ---**
Since you're in the game,
why not do something within the game's rules?
**[05:45] ---**
Do you mean...
**[05:46] ---**
If you can bring this incident
to a heartwarming conclusion,
**[05:50] ---**
one that brings the two of you closer together,
**[05:54] ---**
I can write the report in a way
that'll look good to my superiors.
**[05:58] ---**
So...
**[06:02] ---**
So us three are participating
in Wise's family's quest and clearing it.
**[06:06] ---**
Is that okay, Wise?
**[06:08] ---**
Of course!
**[06:09] ---**
I'll do my best, too!
**[06:11] ---**
That's right. It's best to resolve this with words,
but since we're up against Wise's mother...
**[06:17] ---**
Let's have Porta get
some items ready, just in case.
**[06:20] ---**
Right!
**[06:21] ---**
And Mom...
**[06:22] ---**
It feels kind of inappropriate
to get involved in another family's issues...
**[06:28] ---**
But I think it's time to get nosy!
**[06:31] ---**
With Mommy's maximum firepower!
**[06:33] ---**
This is a heartwarming scene,
so I won't say anything.
**[06:37] ---**
So that's our plan, Shirase.
**[06:39] ---**
Understood.
**[06:40] ---**
Then, using the forbidden power
hidden with me,
**[06:44] ---**
I will guide you to the Empress.
**[06:48] ---**
The operations team has just informed me
that she's currently opened another window
**[06:53] ---**
and is illegally rewriting the system.
**[06:56] ---**
which leaves me with but one choice...
**[07:00] ---**
Activating special authority!
**[07:01] ---**
Unbelievably powerful ultimate magic!
**[07:03] ---**
BA-N-HAM-MER!
**[07:03] ---**
Admin Intervention
**[07:07] ---**
What a terrifying ultimate spell!
**[07:16] ---**
Oh my!
**[07:18] ---**
Here she comes!
**[07:23] ---**
Well, hello there.
**[07:26] ---**
What the hell is wrong with her?
**[07:29] ---**
C-Calm down, Wise!
**[07:30] ---**
I don't want that to be my mom!
**[07:33] ---**
You're always such an annoyance.
**[07:37] ---**
Hey, let's talk first!
**[07:39] ---**
Furulso di Lava!
**[07:47] ---**
So she doesn't even want to talk, huh?
**[07:49] ---**
If that's how it's going to be...
**[07:51] ---**
Spara la Magia bel mirale...
**[07:54] ---**
Blizzard
**[07:54] ---**
Viento nieve!
**[07:55] ---**
Also, Gyattsuo Gulmo!
**[07:56] ---**
Glacier
**[08:13] ---**
Oh my. Then...
**[08:18] ---**
She's controlling the in-game objects?
**[08:21] ---**
Damn! Not good if we're in
the middle of a forest!
**[08:26] ---**
Leave it to Mommy!
**[08:28] ---**
No matter how many there are,
I can attack them all!
**[08:31] ---**
I'm so glad you have multi-target attacks!
**[08:37] ---**
Porta, stay close to Mom!
**[08:39] ---**
O-Okay!
**[08:40] ---**
Shirase, you...
**[08:42] ---**
Huh?
**[08:44] ---**
I'll revive her when I can!
**[08:52] ---**
Mom! Porta!
**[08:55] ---**
I can't destroy it? Why?
**[08:57] ---**
Too bad!
**[08:59] ---**
They were destructible until now,
but it looks like the bug was patched!
**[09:03] ---**
They won't be getting out!
**[09:09] ---**
What?
**[09:10] ---**
Hey, Mom! What is all this stuff?
**[09:14] ---**
No idea.
**[09:16] ---**
There was a present in my item storage
with no sender name on it,
**[09:20] ---**
so I opened it and this room appeared.
**[09:23] ---**
You've come this far, so don't play dumb!
**[09:25] ---**
It's the truth, though.
**[09:27] ---**
I also know that
any wish I make here comes true.
**[09:33] ---**
Wh-What the hell?
That doesn't make sense.
**[09:36] ---**
Does that mean this room is
the cheating tool that the Empress is using?
**[09:41] ---**
In other words, we're inside a program?
**[09:44] ---**
Come forth!
**[09:45] ---**
Cornelio! Orecchio! Tifone!
**[09:50] ---**
I got them in this room, too!
**[09:53] ---**
With this room, I can rule over this world,
as well as the real world!
**[10:00] ---**
What is she talking about?
She's nuts!
**[10:03] ---**
I asked, just to try, and I received
an answer that it was possible!
**[10:07] ---**
For example, if I wished for a country's
top-secret documents and got them,
**[10:13] ---**
how much do you think they'd pay
to get them back?
**[10:17] ---**
That's going too far!
**[10:19] ---**
Knock this off!
**[10:21] ---**
Knock it off?
**[10:23] ---**
That's my line!
**[10:25] ---**
You know, I seriously hoped
we could use this game to fix things between us.
**[10:30] ---**
But then you...
**[10:33] ---**
I did what?
**[10:34] ---**
You don't remember what you did?
**[10:40] ---**
That was...
**[10:43] ---**
Wise...
**[10:44] ---**
Sure, maybe a few things I said
were a bit too much, but...
**[10:48] ---**
I never should've had a child.
**[10:53] ---**
Children are the worst.
**[10:55] ---**
They're selfish, always causing problems,
**[10:57] ---**
and all they do is rob their parent's
peace and freedom.
**[11:01] ---**
- Wait...
- So you know, Genya...
**[11:03] ---**
Wait! Wait, mom! I apologize!
**[11:06] ---**
So let's give it another try—
**[11:07] ---**
No, I'm done. I don't need you!
**[11:13] ---**
Wise!
**[11:24] ---**
Hey, why are you being like this?
And you call yourself a mother?
**[11:29] ---**
You're just like her, aren't you?
**[11:32] ---**
You don't respect your parents.
**[11:33] ---**
You just say and do whatever you want.
**[11:37] ---**
I admit it. I'm the same.
**[11:40] ---**
All kids are like that.
**[11:42] ---**
But my mom never said the things you did.
**[11:48] ---**
I'm aware I'm selfish.
**[11:51] ---**
But that's what kids are like.
**[11:55] ---**
In my head, I know I don't mean them,
**[11:57] ---**
but the words just come out on their own.
**[12:00] ---**
And I can't control them.
**[12:03] ---**
So would you please forgive her?
**[12:06] ---**
Forgive your child!
**[12:09] ---**
I know she didn't mean everything she said.
**[12:12] ---**
So please, don't abandon your child.
**[12:18] ---**
Did you really think it'd be that easy?
**[12:22] ---**
Of course it wouldn't be.
**[12:24] ---**
Lusche de la Danatione!
**[12:32] ---**
This is a hammer of rage!
**[12:34] ---**
All mothers are angry!
**[12:36] ---**
A kid is just a ball and chain!
A thing to take away your freedom!
**[12:41] ---**
That's all!
**[12:45] ---**
This is the end for you!
**[12:48] ---**
Begone, meddlesome kids!
**[12:52] ---**
Wh-What?
**[13:08] ---**
Mom?
**[13:11] ---**
I've never forgotten for an instant
the moment my child was born.
**[13:18] ---**
The moment I realized
that I was truly willing to die for him.
**[13:24] ---**
The day he first smiled.
**[13:28] ---**
The day he first called me "Mommy."
**[13:31] ---**
I could never forget...
**[13:34] ---**
Because I'm a mother.
**[13:40] ---**
How could anybody forget that joy?
**[13:45] ---**
How could anyone not want the bond
between a mother and child,
**[13:49] ---**
the irreplaceable connection
that only they have?
**[13:56] ---**
I can't understand it.
**[13:58] ---**
I even feel angry at it.
**[14:01] ---**
And sad, too.
**[14:04] ---**
But I believe...
**[14:07] ---**
That if you're a mother, you'll remember, right?
**[14:12] ---**
No, I'll make you remember.
**[14:15] ---**
For the sake of your child, Wise,
I'll do whatever it takes!
**[14:18] ---**
I appreciate the offer, but I'll pass.
**[14:21] ---**
I'm the only one necessary in this world.
**[14:24] ---**
For I have the power
to make everything go my way!
**[14:29] ---**
Then I'll destroy the strength you're so proud of
with the power that you've ignored.
**[14:36] ---**
Then you'll realize, won't you?
**[14:39] ---**
You think you can?
**[14:41] ---**
Of course I can!
**[14:43] ---**
I have a son that I'm very proud of!
**[14:46] ---**
Right, Ma-kun?
**[14:47] ---**
Mom...
**[14:53] ---**
I'm sorry for always so selfish.
**[14:57] ---**
And...
**[14:59] ---**
Thank you!
**[15:02] ---**
I'm glad you're my mother.
**[15:05] ---**
Yes. You're welcome!
**[15:08] ---**
It's like something out of a bad family movie.
**[15:12] ---**
Ma-kun, Mommy will do her best!
**[15:17] ---**
Bariela!
**[15:21] ---**
She hurt me?
**[15:23] ---**
I'm not done yet!
**[15:27] ---**
What? Don't you think you get
a few too many attacks?
**[15:31] ---**
You're insane!
**[15:33] ---**
My mom's really amazing, after all.
She's so strong!
**[15:38] ---**
But I have this!
**[15:40] ---**
That veil looks like some kind of defense magic.
**[15:45] ---**
- Which means...
- Masato, use this!
**[15:48] ---**
Alright! Good job, Porta!
**[15:55] ---**
Wh-What?
**[15:57] ---**
Your face looks just like your daughter's!
**[15:59] ---**
And just like Wise,
you can't protect against magic sealing!
**[16:04] ---**
- Now, Mom! Let's go!
- Right!
**[16:06] ---**
Enough of this!
**[16:08] ---**
You're a mother, so you must understand!
**[16:10] ---**
You know how it feels
to have a child take over your life!
**[16:13] ---**
It has to frustrate you!
**[16:16] ---**
Of course, the feelings you speak of are within me.
**[16:20] ---**
- Then—
- But I think...
**[16:23] ---**
What you feel when dealing
with your children
**[16:25] ---**
is a treasure that only a parent can ever have,
that you can only make in that moment!
**[16:32] ---**
What are you...
**[16:33] ---**
So I'll accept everything about my child.
I'll embrace it all!
**[16:38] ---**
I won't abandon them, no matter what!
**[16:40] ---**
Shut up! Shut up! Shut up!
**[16:42] ---**
That's just a fantasy!
That's not how it goes in reality!
**[16:45] ---**
Kids are selfish, obnoxious little brats
who ruin your life!
**[16:56] ---**
I'm not done!
**[17:00] ---**
Spara la Magia pel mirale...
**[17:03] ---**
Explosion
**[17:03] ---**
Bomba Fiama!
**[17:06] ---**
And then, Indeboleat!
**[17:08] ---**
Weakening
**[17:12] ---**
Genya, you...
**[17:13] ---**
It's over, Mom!
**[17:15] ---**
Just take the hit and calm down!
**[17:18] ---**
I will not!
**[17:23] ---**
Ma-kun!
**[17:23] ---**
Leave any airborne enemies to me!
**[17:31] ---**
Mom, finish it!
**[17:34] ---**
Please remember that you're a mom, too!
**[17:41] ---**
No...
**[17:46] ---**
I lost?
**[17:52] ---**
Genya?
**[17:53] ---**
No matter what you say to me,
I could never hate you.
**[17:58] ---**
Because I'm your daughter!
**[18:01] ---**
I'm sorry, mom. I want to make up with you!
**[18:11] ---**
Good work, Mom.
**[18:12] ---**
Yes, you too.
**[18:14] ---**
U-Um, me too!
**[18:19] ---**
This really is the worst!
Knock it off already!
**[18:24] ---**
Who cares? It's just a game.
Let me have my fun.
**[18:28] ---**
This is what happens
when I let you have your fun!
**[18:31] ---**
You caused problems for everybody!
**[18:32] ---**
And what was that?
Furniture made of hot guys? That's so dumb!
**[18:35] ---**
Would you shut up already?
You've always been like that!
**[18:39] ---**
Ever since you popped out from between my legs
it's just been "Blah! blah! blah!" from you!
**[18:42] ---**
D-Don't talk about me popping out
from between your legs!
**[18:45] ---**
Well, you did!
**[18:47] ---**
Well, we went from a heartwarming scene
to a full-on brawl.
**[18:52] ---**
They say you have to be friends to fight!
**[18:55] ---**
Well, I'm going to have
lots of questions for her after this.
**[18:58] ---**
As long as they're not troubling anyone else,
I'll allow it.
**[19:03] ---**
That's one way for
a mother and child to be, huh?
**[19:07] ---**
You stupid girl!
I'll make that flat chest even flatter!
**[19:10] ---**
I'll kick your ass
for the genes you gave me!
**[19:15] ---**
Village
**[19:15] ---**
And I'm not flat!
**[19:18] ---**
You know, Wise...
**[19:20] ---**
What?
**[19:21] ---**
Why are you here?
**[19:23] ---**
What kind of question is that?
**[19:25] ---**
Are you trying to say I'm in the way?
**[19:27] ---**
I mean if you two are close enough to fight like that,
then you cleared the game, right?
**[19:32] ---**
Kazuno already logged out, right?
**[19:35] ---**
Well, yeah. But you know...
I think I could stay here a little more.
**[19:43] ---**
Why?
**[19:44] ---**
Wh-Why?
**[19:47] ---**
Oh my, could it be?
**[19:49] ---**
Your party needs me anyway, you know!
**[19:53] ---**
I'm an incredible sage!
**[19:56] ---**
One whose magic gets sealed—
**[19:58] ---**
I get it! I'll raise my resistance!
**[20:02] ---**
Okay then.
**[20:03] ---**
Let's get back to it!
**[20:04] ---**
Ping-pon-pan-pong!
**[20:07] ---**
Good morning, everyone.
**[20:10] ---**
I inform you that it's me, Shirase,
the girl who's always in your hearts.
**[20:14] ---**
- There she is.
- Thank you for all your help with the quest.
**[20:18] ---**
Now I'm informing you that I'd like you
to do something else for me.
**[20:23] ---**
Another quest?
**[20:25] ---**
To tell the truth, I'm hoping
to have you deal with all the problems
**[20:30] ---**
that the GM's can't by calling them all "quests."
**[20:34] ---**
You didn't need to inform of us
what you were planning...
**[20:37] ---**
Now, to inform you of your next destination!
**[20:43] ---**
Isn't that amazing?
**[20:45] ---**
Next time I'll do something amazing!
**[20:47] ---**
Okay, everybody, on to our next qu—
**[20:49] ---**
Let's go on to our next quest
and have a great time!
**[20:51] ---**
Mom, I wanted to say that.
**[20:54] ---**
I'm the hero, and the leader.
We clear on that?
**[20:58] ---**
O-Of course. I'm sorry.
**[21:01] ---**
Well, it's fine.
**[21:03] ---**
Why are you crying?
**[21:05] ---**
Because you're so kind...
**[21:08] ---**
You're really talking to me now.
**[21:11] ---**
I'm so happy!
**[21:15] ---**
You don't need to cry though, right?
**[21:17] ---**
Yeah, it's probably weird for Mommy
to be crying all of a sudden, huh?
**[21:22] ---**
Yeah, really...
**[21:24] ---**
I don't get mothers...
**[21:27] ---**
You don't need to.
**[21:29] ---**
As long as you think of me
as your mother, that's enough.
**[21:33] ---**
Is that how it works?
**[21:35] ---**
It is.
**[21:37] ---**
Bright!
**[21:39] ---**
Okay, let's go!
**[21:41] ---**
Time for more adventures with Mommy!
**[21:45] ---**
Ma-kun, you follow Mommy, too!
**[21:48] ---**
Okay, don't get too excited, Mom.
**[21:52] ---**
Question: If you went on an adventure
with your mom, would you become closer?
**[21:53] ---**
Maybe, I guess?
**[21:57] ---**
I'm not sure, though.
**[23:34] ---**
This is a Territory for Children, Filled With Hopes and Dreams.
For Children. That's the Important Part!
**[23:35] ---**
And tomorrow, let's happily go
to school with your mother, okay?
# E5 - This is a Territory for Children, Filled With Hopes and Dreams. For Children. That's the Important Part!
Source: [Crunchyroll](https://www.crunchyroll.com/watch/GYW4NM3J6/this-is-a-territory-for-children-filled-with-hopes-and-dreams-for-children-thats-the-important-part)
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**[00:12] ---**
Okay, here I go!
**[00:13] ---**
Don't be naughty, little puppies!
**[00:33] ---**
Mommy did it!
**[00:38] ---**
You know, I'm kind of starting to wonder
why I even exist.
**[00:44] ---**
What a coincidence...
**[00:46] ---**
This one, and this one...
**[00:48] ---**
So am I.
**[00:59] ---**
*I'll never be stronger than my mom
if I keep fighting normal battles.*
**[01:04] ---**
*If only there were a quest
to make us stronger...*
**[01:10] ---**
What's this?
**[01:12] ---**
A quest?
**[01:13] ---**
Seeking Adventurers for Quest
Seeking people to take the academy entrance test!
**[01:14] ---**
Seeking people to take
the academy entrance test?
**[01:18] ---**
Th-This is...
**[01:20] ---**
Oh, are you interested in the academy, Ma-kun?
**[01:23] ---**
Then why not give a try?
**[01:25] ---**
Mom? Are you sure?
**[01:28] ---**
Your feelings are what's important.
**[01:31] ---**
Mommy wants you to do anything
you feel like doing!
**[01:36] ---**
Really? In that case, it's off to the academy!
***SIGN*** Town of Maternia
**[03:15] ---**
The city of learning, Maternia.
***SIGN*** Lover's Lane Academia
**[03:18] ---**
At the heart of the city
lies an institution of learning.
**[03:22] ---**
So this is Lover's Lane Academia, huh?
**[03:24] ---**
This is a Territory for Children, Filled With Hopes and Dreams.
For Children. That's the Important Part!
**[03:24] ---**
The place where we'll be doing
our "school life" quest.
**[03:28] ---**
This flier says that if you become a student
at the academy, you can get a ton of SP points.
**[03:36] ---**
Seems perfect for increasing our stats
or getting new skills.
**[03:40] ---**
Forget that, look at the Prevenire!
**[03:41] ---**
Example of an item you can get
with your SP: Prevenire
**[03:41] ---**
This accessory blocks all magic sealing!
**[03:44] ---**
It's something I absolutely need, isn't it?
**[03:48] ---**
Pr-Prevenire!
**[03:51] ---**
I want a stuffed animal!
**[03:53] ---**
Stuffed Animal
**[03:54] ---**
It's an amazing item that increases
your chances of successful item crafting!
**[03:58] ---**
I'd like the Stema of Power,
which raises attack power...
**[04:03] ---**
*It can't be a coincidence that there are items
that all three of us want...*
**[04:10] ---**
Um, Masato...
**[04:12] ---**
Was it okay to leave your mother behind?
Wouldn't it be better if she was here?
**[04:17] ---**
It's fine. She was supportive
when she sent us here.
**[04:21] ---**
Besides, you can't bring your mom to school...
**[04:22] ---**
Prevenire! Prevenire!
**[04:27] ---**
Sorry! Are you okay?
**[04:32] ---**
*She's gorgeous!*
**[04:35] ---**
Thank you.
**[04:36] ---**
Are you students here?
**[04:39] ---**
Y-Yeah, we were about to enroll...
And you are?
**[04:43] ---**
I'm...
**[04:43] ---**
Medhi, what are you doing?
**[04:48] ---**
Who are they?
**[04:49] ---**
H-Hello. I'm Masato.
**[04:53] ---**
And that's Wise and Porta.
**[04:55] ---**
The three of us are test players.
**[04:59] ---**
Oh, you're test players, too?
Then we'll need proper introductions.
**[05:04] ---**
This is my daughter Medhi,
and I'm her mother. I go by Medhimama.
**[05:08] ---**
By the way, how many quests have you done?
**[05:12] ---**
Oh, I shouldn't ask, should I?
I'm sure the two of us have completed more!
**[05:16] ---**
Oh, right, want some tips? I'm sure you do, right?
**[05:19] ---**
Well, no...
**[05:20] ---**
You merely need to do what I say!
**[05:22] ---**
My daughter did everything I told her,
and she became incredibly strong.
**[05:26] ---**
A mother must provide guidance for her child
from the moment they're born, that's my rule.
**[05:30] ---**
So even in a game, a child should do
everything their mother says.
**[05:34] ---**
They'll never go astray if they do.
**[05:36] ---**
Well, for advice, we're so much stronger than you,
so you probably can't use them.
**[05:38] ---**
*She keeps bragging, so I can’t get a chance
to talk to Medhi!*
**[05:41] ---**
Did you say you were going to this school?
**[05:41] ---**
*Somebody, help!*
**[05:43] ---**
If you are, too bad!
**[05:45] ---**
My daughter Medhi
is more talented than anybody.
**[05:47] ---**
But even if you're not as good as her,
you should still study hard!
**[05:52] ---**
Now, let's go.
**[05:55] ---**
Masato, I'm happy we got to meet. Bye!
**[06:02] ---**
That old lady was pretty nasty, huh?
**[06:04] ---**
Before I knew it, I was hiding from her...
**[06:07] ---**
I'm not sure about Medhimama,
but if I met a cute girl like that,
**[06:12] ---**
my school life might be pretty great!
**[06:16] ---**
Ding-dong dang-dong.
**[06:20] ---**
We couldn't get the students' faces done in time,
but don't worry about it.
**[06:23] ---**
I'm your teacher, Mr. Gruff!
Glad to have you!
**[06:27] ---**
Over the next week, you three will
experience the entirety of school life
**[06:32] ---**
in a special short-term class!
**[06:35] ---**
Three?
**[06:36] ---**
There were supposed to be four students.
**[06:41] ---**
Does that mean there's one more coming?
**[06:44] ---**
Don't tell me...
**[06:45] ---**
Please wait, Mom!
**[06:48] ---**
M-Mom?
**[06:50] ---**
No, you're not my mom. You're Medhi!
**[06:53] ---**
Hey, "Hero Masato," can we talk for a second?
**[06:57] ---**
Does every girl you see
look like your beloved mommy?
**[07:02] ---**
That's not it! It’s not like that!
**[07:05] ---**
*This sucks. I want to die.*
**[07:10] ---**
Alright then, let's have this young mother
introduce herself.
**[07:14] ---**
My name is Medhi! I'm a healer.
**[07:18] ---**
A-Also, I'm not Masato's mother.
**[07:22] ---**
I'm very sorry I couldn't live up
to your expectations. My apologies.
**[07:26] ---**
O-Oh, please don't apologize!
I'm really sorry on my part, too.
**[07:31] ---**
But I'm glad.
**[07:33] ---**
After meeting by chance,
I get to be in the same class as you.
**[07:38] ---**
Could this be fate, perhaps?
**[07:41] ---**
Oh, I'm so silly!
**[07:44] ---**
*It felt like something was missing
from my adventures, and this is it!*
**[07:48] ---**
*A beautiful, polite and kind heroine!*
**[07:50] ---**
*And she's in my class too,
so I've got a great shot at love!*
**[07:55] ---**
Pardon the intrustion.
I've come to participate in the class.
**[07:58] ---**
Healer Medhi's mother!
You can't just join the class...
**[08:03] ---**
Don't mind me. I'm just making sure my daughter
is the best, regardless of the situation.
**[08:10] ---**
Oh, didn't we just meet?
Yes, you're Masato.
**[08:14] ---**
Poor boy, ending up in Medhi's class.
**[08:17] ---**
Regardless, you're standing too close to her.
**[08:20] ---**
Y-You think so?
I don't think we're that close...
**[08:24] ---**
No, you are. I detest it.
**[08:27] ---**
Come here, Medhi.
**[08:30] ---**
Yes, Mother.
**[08:33] ---**
You need to understand
how much better Medhi is than you.
**[08:37] ---**
If you wish to talk to her, talk to me first, got it?
**[08:42] ---**
*Even at school,
I have to deal with another family's weird mom.*
**[08:46] ---**
*It's not fair.*
**[08:51] ---**
Now, let's start the class.
**[08:54] ---**
R-Right! Now then, let us begin the lesson!
**[08:58] ---**
Everybody, pay attention.
**[08:59] ---**
Question: A level 50 Hero with a STR stat of 125
uses a Divine Slash ability with an attack power of 255
**[09:05] ---**
on a Dark Lord with a DEF stat of 100.
**[09:07] ---**
How much damage is dealt?
Answer correctly for 10 SP.
**[09:12] ---**
You get that much?
**[09:13] ---**
However, only the first person to answer
gets the points.
**[09:16] ---**
Raise your hand if you have the answer.
**[09:18] ---**
Yes, I have the answer!
**[09:19] ---**
It does 174 damage!
**[09:22] ---**
That's correct.
10 points to Healer Medhi!
**[09:27] ---**
She's my daughter, so of course she's smart.
**[09:30] ---**
Okay, next question.
**[09:32] ---**
The Hero used Divine Slash.
But the Dark Lord took no damage. Why?
**[09:36] ---**
*It didn't take damage, so it must have
some kind of invincible defense?*
**[09:41] ---**
*Alright...*
**[09:42] ---**
*Huh?*
**[09:43] ---**
Teacher, if you'll allow, my daughter
will answer the question.
**[09:47] ---**
Go on, Medhi. Give the right answer.
**[09:49] ---**
Yes, Mother.
**[09:50] ---**
The answer is the Dark Lord is actually an illusion.
The real one is hiding in another dimension.
**[09:57] ---**
Uh, yes! That's right!
**[09:59] ---**
Ten points for Healer Medhi.
Congratulations!
**[10:05] ---**
As to be expected.
**[10:06] ---**
Um, Medhimama?
**[10:09] ---**
Oh, what is it, Masato?
**[10:11] ---**
Oh, I see! Did my staff coincidentally fall
and stop you from raising your hand?
**[10:17] ---**
I had no idea! I'm truly sorry!
**[10:20] ---**
Okay, next question.
**[10:22] ---**
The Hero can't believe his eyes.
And then the Dark Lord speaks to him.
**[10:24] ---**
What does he say?
**[10:27] ---**
What the heck?
**[10:28] ---**
It's an original question I came up with!
**[10:31] ---**
Come up with an answer I like
and you get 10 points!
**[10:33] ---**
What the heck?
**[10:35] ---**
Me! Me, me, me, me, me!
**[10:37] ---**
I've got one! Okay, the answer is...
**[10:46] ---**
What the heck is she doing?
**[10:48] ---**
Masato, Wise is confused!
**[10:51] ---**
Someone put a negative status effect on her.
**[10:54] ---**
I think that staff is suspicious, but...
**[10:58] ---**
I feel... sleepy...
**[11:02] ---**
Hey, Porta! What's wrong?
**[11:06] ---**
What's this?
**[11:07] ---**
Suddenly, I'm hearing a lot of snoring!
**[11:10] ---**
Medhimama, I think you're going a little far.
**[11:16] ---**
I have no idea what you're talking about.
**[11:18] ---**
And aren't you feeling sleepy, Masato?
**[11:21] ---**
My armor gives me a bonus
against status effects.
**[11:25] ---**
It's not perfect, though.
**[11:27] ---**
Is that so?
**[11:29] ---**
But it's just partial resistance.
**[11:31] ---**
If it's not perfect,
then I'll keep trying until you fall asleep!
**[11:37] ---**
Seriously?
**[11:39] ---**
*So tired...*
**[11:43] ---**
Now there's nobody to stand in my way.
**[11:45] ---**
My daughter can answer all the questions,
get all the points and develop the most.
**[11:50] ---**
Damn... She's the worst...
**[11:53] ---**
Not at all. I'm the greatest mother there is!
**[11:57] ---**
No way... How could you be?
**[12:00] ---**
If you truly love your child, it's necessary
to knock down people who don't matter.
**[12:04] ---**
There's no need to worry about the morality,
since you're doing it for your child!
**[12:09] ---**
It's natural for a parent with a child
to feel that way.
**[12:12] ---**
It should be allowed!
**[12:14] ---**
Yes, of course it should!
**[12:17] ---**
*It's no good...
I can't keep my eyes open.*
**[12:21] ---**
I really wish you would stop.
**[12:24] ---**
*Was that...*
**[12:31] ---**
Hey, Masato. What the hell was that?
It's unforgivable!
**[12:35] ---**
Taking it out on my won't help.
**[12:38] ---**
If you have a problem, then talk to...
**[12:40] ---**
I guess you can't, since the suspect
isn't at their seat anymore.
**[12:45] ---**
Though it's weird they could put us to sleep
without having to chant a spell.
**[12:49] ---**
I secretly appraised it, and that staff gives
the ability to cast spells without chanting.
**[12:57] ---**
More overpowered equipment
for a mom, huh?
**[13:01] ---**
Hard to believe it would hit
a non-combatant like Porta though, right?
**[13:06] ---**
*Ping-pong!*
**[13:07] ---**
*This is a message for Masato the hero!
Masato the hero!*
**[13:12] ---**
*A new heroine is waiting for you!
Come to the rear courtyard immediately.*
**[13:18] ---**
My heroine is waiting for me!
**[13:29] ---**
*Is it Medhi? Or another student?*
**[13:32] ---**
*Two heroines fighting over the hero...
Wouldn't that be great?*
**[13:43] ---**
Is that really you, my heroine?
**[13:47] ---**
Yes, it's me.
**[13:53] ---**
Definitely saw that coming.
I knew it was you.
**[13:57] ---**
O-Oh, I'm surprised you're so calm, Ma-kun.
**[14:00] ---**
I figured you'd be more upset if I showed up.
**[14:06] ---**
Of course not.
**[14:07] ---**
I'm not so childish to get mad
over something like that.
**[14:09] ---**
Don't underestimate your son.
**[14:14] ---**
Let me start by asking about that outfit.
**[14:18] ---**
This? What do you think?
Does it look good on me?
**[14:21] ---**
Your skirt's too short.
**[14:23] ---**
Don't roll it up at the waist to make it shorter.
**[14:26] ---**
But it's cuter when it's shorter.
You're too strict, Ma-kun.
**[14:30] ---**
You might have the face and figure
to pull it off,
**[14:35] ---**
but as your son, it's a total no-go!
**[14:38] ---**
You sent us off with a smile, and now you're here
in a sailor uniform? What the hell?
**[14:43] ---**
Explain!
**[14:44] ---**
You wish for an expla—
No, to be informed?
**[14:47] ---**
Very well, then!
**[14:51] ---**
Hello.
**[14:52] ---**
There you are.
**[14:53] ---**
Are you the one responsible
for this terrible farce?
**[14:57] ---**
I suspected as much.
**[14:59] ---**
You were watching?
If you knew, you should've stopped me!
**[15:02] ---**
You ran off before I could!
**[15:05] ---**
“My heroine is waiting for me!”
That was hilarious.
**[15:09] ---**
Please stop!
**[15:11] ---**
Now, allow me to inform you that this time
I am Shirase, the school's acting principal.
**[15:19] ---**
This school was quickly constructed
to ward off overbearing parents
**[15:25] ---**
who complained that there was no place
in the game for children to learn.
**[15:30] ---**
I just ran into someone
I could imagine saying that.
**[15:34] ---**
So are the items on this list,
which were clearly intended to lure us...
**[15:39] ---**
You noticed?
**[15:40] ---**
I went through the trouble
of writing out each of those by hand
**[15:45] ---**
and then spreading them
in order to bring you here.
**[15:48] ---**
So we were lured here, after all.
**[15:50] ---**
Then, if you brought my mom here,
you must want us to do something, right?
**[15:55] ---**
Indeed.
**[15:56] ---**
Your job is to handle problems between
parents and children that the GM's cannot.
**[16:01] ---**
No, I don't think that's what our job
is supposed to be!
**[16:05] ---**
Well, if you ask me, it is.
**[16:07] ---**
Either way, it seems fate has already
brought you together, so I'll leave it to you.
**[16:13] ---**
Do you mean...
**[16:15] ---**
I won't get involved in the issue this time.
**[16:19] ---**
This school was built extremely quickly,
and has many bugs that need investigation.
**[16:25] ---**
For example, this one.
**[16:31] ---**
A sudden death bug...
**[16:35] ---**
Everybody, stand. Bow.
**[16:40] ---**
Sit down.
**[16:42] ---**
Now then, let's continue with first period.
**[16:44] ---**
Hold it!
**[16:46] ---**
Wh-What's wrong, Hero Masato!
Why are you yelling?
**[16:49] ---**
How could I not be yelling?
Please do something, sir!
**[16:53] ---**
She is clearly not a student! Right?
**[16:56] ---**
She looks like one to me.
**[16:58] ---**
Ah, jeez! Even as her son, I must admit
that she's fitting in just fine, but...
**[17:04] ---**
Mom, you tell him!
**[17:06] ---**
Y-You're right. I have to tell him.
**[17:09] ---**
Sir, I'm Ma-kun's mother. My name is Mamako.
**[17:14] ---**
I wanted to see how my son was doing in school,
so I snuck into the class.
**[17:22] ---**
I'm so sorry!
**[17:24] ---**
What's this?
You're really Hero Masato's mother?
**[17:28] ---**
Very well!
You may participate as an observer.
**[17:32] ---**
Go take a seat over there.
**[17:35] ---**
I avoided the nightmare
of my mom joining the class as a student.
**[17:40] ---**
Hello.
**[17:43] ---**
I'm Mamako, Ma-kun's mom.
Nice to meet you.
**[17:47] ---**
I'm Medhimama, Medhi's mother.
**[17:50] ---**
Allow me to apologize in advance
for making your son feel inferior.
**[17:57] ---**
For you see, my daughter is very talented.
**[18:00] ---**
Don't worry, I'm sure Ma-kun
will be able to make friends quickly.
**[18:05] ---**
I thought we were talking about grades,
not making friends.
**[18:09] ---**
*She's throwing me off.*
**[18:12] ---**
Now then, let's start fresh
and get back to class!
**[18:15] ---**
Ma-kun, do your best.
**[18:18] ---**
Knock it off! That's embarrassing!
**[18:21] ---**
Medhi's laughing. No more. Please kill me.
**[18:24] ---**
Okay, question.
**[18:26] ---**
The Dark Lord's true form must be
drawn to the battlefield in order to win.
**[18:29] ---**
What do you do?
**[18:30] ---**
*It seems simple, yet...*
**[18:33] ---**
*Maybe the hero can go to the Dark Lord's location,
or use a special item to bridge the two dimensions.*
**[18:38] ---**
*There are a number of ways
to answer the question.*
**[18:44] ---**
Medhi, take your time and think.
You have plenty of time.
**[18:48] ---**
I think everyone else is about to get sleepy.
**[18:52] ---**
*She's going to interrupt us again?*
**[18:58] ---**
*That's strange. Nobody is sleeping.*
**[19:04] ---**
*What's this?
Mom's elbow bracers are glowing?*
**[19:09] ---**
Hey, Porta. Doesn't my mom's equipment...
**[19:12] ---**
It completely blocks all bad status effects.
**[19:15] ---**
So maybe...
**[19:17] ---**
Like sharing your dinner with neighbors
when you've made too much,
**[19:20] ---**
she’s sharing her overwhelming power
to protect the students.
**[19:25] ---**
It must be the support skill, "Mother's Sharing."
**[19:28] ---**
*She got another weird skill.*
**[19:30] ---**
Ma-kun, you can do it!
**[19:30] ---**
*And she doesn't seem to have realized.*
**[19:33] ---**
Ma-kun!
**[19:33] ---**
That's what that awful mom deserves.
**[19:35] ---**
*Did I just hear someone
next to me say something?*
**[19:39] ---**
*No, I must be imagining it.*
**[19:42] ---**
Thanks to Mamako,
Medhimama's scheme didn't work.
**[19:46] ---**
She's so great!
**[19:48] ---**
That's right...
**[19:49] ---**
*Jeez. She really did it.*
**[19:51] ---**
*Now, time to solve the problem...*
**[19:53] ---**
I know!
**[19:54] ---**
Why are you answering, Mom?
**[19:56] ---**
S-Sorry, but I think I know the answer.
**[20:00] ---**
That doesn't mean you can
answer the question, though.
**[20:02] ---**
This is our class—
**[20:04] ---**
No, it's fine.
She's wearing the uniform, so I'll allow it.
**[20:09] ---**
Okay, Mamako. Give us your answer.
**[20:12] ---**
Right! If he's refusing
to come out of his room,
**[20:15] ---**
then you must bring the Dark Lord's mother
to help get him out.
**[20:20] ---**
It's not scary! Your mommy's right here!
It's okay, so come on out!
**[20:27] ---**
But...
**[20:28] ---**
That's ridiculous!
**[20:30] ---**
Indeed! Even a violent criminal
listens when his mother calls to him.
**[20:35] ---**
And the Dark Lord is no exception!
Mamako is correct!
**[20:38] ---**
Have 30 points!
**[20:40] ---**
Oh my! I got points!
**[20:43] ---**
That's the right answer?
And why does she get so many points?
**[20:45] ---**
Now, a question for Mamako.
**[20:47] ---**
Why are you asking her?
**[20:49] ---**
The Dark Lord comes out due to his mother's calls,
and the first thing he does is speak to the Hero.
**[20:55] ---**
What does he say?
**[20:57] ---**
Let's see...
**[20:58] ---**
Maybe he says, "What are you doing
with my mom? Get away from her!"
**[21:03] ---**
That's what Ma-kun would say
if he were the Dark Lord, right?
**[21:06] ---**
I would not!
What's wrong with you?
**[21:10] ---**
Hero Masato loves his mother very much, huh?
**[21:13] ---**
Alright, that's correct. 30 points for Mamako!
**[21:16] ---**
How wonderful!
**[21:17] ---**
That is not the right answer!
**[21:19] ---**
Next question.
**[21:21] ---**
The Dark Lord, Hero Masato, fights a hopeless
battle to get his mother back from the Hero.
**[21:27] ---**
You don't even know if I'm the Hero
or the Dark Lord anymore, do you?
**[21:31] ---**
And leave me out of the story!
**[21:36] ---**
Now, I'll announce the grades for today.
**[21:37] ---**
1 Hero Masato's Mom, Mamako
2 Healer Medhi
**[21:42] ---**
We're going to have a talk later. Understood?
**[21:45] ---**
Yes, Mother...
**[21:48] ---**
Male Student 7
Hero Masato
Sage Wise
Merchant Porta
**[21:51] ---**
*We didn't have to worry about Medhimama,
but my mom still ended up taking the spotlight...*
**[21:55] ---**
Ma-kun, Wise, Porta!
**[21:58] ---**
You all did great today!
**[22:00] ---**
Let's have a fun time at school tomorrow, too!
**[23:34] ---**
What a Beautiful Girl... Wait, Not You, Mom.
Don't Get Near Me in That Outfit, Stop!
**[23:35] ---**
Ma-kun, is that too hot for you?
# E6 - What a Beautiful Girl... Wait, Not You, Mom. Don't Get Near Me in That Outfit, Stop!
Source: [Crunchyroll](https://www.crunchyroll.com/watch/G64PKJ7VR/what-a-beautiful-girl-wait-not-you-mom-dont-get-near-me-in-that-outfit-stop)
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**[00:01] ---**
I'm heading out!
**[00:02] ---**
Oh, Ma-kun!
**[00:03] ---**
I'll be ready to go soon!
**[00:06] ---**
Sorry! I'll see you when you get there!
**[00:12] ---**
*No way in hell am I going to school
with my mom!*
**[00:15] ---**
*Plus, there’s only one way
I want to spend my morning...*
**[00:19] ---**
Good morning!
**[00:20] ---**
And here we go!
**[00:22] ---**
Uh, I mean...
**[00:23] ---**
Good morning, Medhi. You're early.
**[00:26] ---**
Yes, I was going to review yesterday's lesson.
**[00:28] ---**
I-I see!
**[00:30] ---**
I was going to do the same, I guess.
**[00:32] ---**
Really?
**[00:33] ---**
So, uh, if it's okay...
Want to study together?
**[00:37] ---**
I'd love to!
Let's both do our best, Masato!
**[00:43] ---**
*She's the perfect heroine!
And her smile is so dazzling!*
**[00:47] ---**
*Now our wonderful story of school life and—*
**[00:53] ---**
Don't tell me this is...
**[00:55] ---**
I finally caught up to you, Ma-kun!
**[01:01] ---**
Hello, Mamako.
**[01:02] ---**
Ah, Medhimama, good mor—
**[01:05] ---**
As you can see,
I've brought every type of outfit imaginable!
**[01:06] ---**
Sailor Uniform
**[01:10] ---**
Loli-Kimono
Bunny Suit
Catgirl
Maid
Nurse
**[01:14] ---**
It looks great on you!
**[01:16] ---**
Of course it does!
**[01:17] ---**
I won't allow you to hog the spotlight
like you did yesterday!
**[01:20] ---**
Victory will be ours!
**[01:23] ---**
I'm not sure what victory you're referring to,
**[01:25] ---**
but let's both do our best
while observing the class!
**[01:31] ---**
These mothers are polluting
my wonderful school life story...
**[01:37] ---**
Shut up with the "victory" crap.
**[01:44] ---**
Let's go, Medhi.
**[01:46] ---**
Yes, Mother!
**[03:19] ---**
What a Beautiful Girl... Wait, Not You, Mom.
Don't Get Near Me in That Outfit, Stop!
**[03:20] ---**
Today, our class will be on item creation.
**[03:24] ---**
Today's 1st Period
Cooking Class
**[03:24] ---**
It's time for a cooking class!
**[03:26] ---**
Hold it!
**[03:28] ---**
Do your best, everyone!
**[03:31] ---**
Medhi, make sure you're number one! Got it?
**[03:34] ---**
Y-Yes, Mother!
**[03:37] ---**
What's the deal here?
**[03:39] ---**
Combat classes like us
can't get any SP points in a class like this.
**[03:44] ---**
True, but there's no need to worry.
**[03:46] ---**
We've got Porta on our side,
and she's great at item creation!
**[03:52] ---**
Can I make something good?
I can make something good...
**[03:57] ---**
I made... something good!
**[04:03] ---**
Here!
**[04:04] ---**
I made hard-boiled eggs
that are easy to peel!
**[04:09] ---**
Amazing work, Ms. Porta!
**[04:11] ---**
Y-You humble me!
**[04:13] ---**
Okay, my turn!
**[04:14] ---**
Boiled eggs are easy enough
that I can make them, too.
**[04:17] ---**
Can I make something good?
Of course I can!
**[04:21] ---**
I made... something good!
**[04:27] ---**
What is this? It stinks!
**[04:29] ---**
It didn't work!
**[04:30] ---**
You screw-up.
**[04:32] ---**
I'll show you how it's done!
**[04:35] ---**
It'd be awkward saying that cute spell,
so I'm skipping it...
**[04:38] ---**
And it's done!
**[04:41] ---**
Masato failed, too!
**[04:44] ---**
You totally messed up!
**[04:45] ---**
I knew it!
It can't be done unless you're a crafter!
**[04:50] ---**
Well done, Healer Medhi!
**[04:52] ---**
You're a combat class, yet you still had
a 100% success rate! Amazing!
**[04:59] ---**
Medhi receives ten SP points!
**[05:02] ---**
Thank you!
**[05:05] ---**
That's my heroine for you!
**[05:07] ---**
Masato, look at that.
**[05:17] ---**
It may appear she's pulling it off,
but she's probably making weird goop, like me!
**[05:22] ---**
And that old bag's just using
her illusion magic to disguise it.
**[05:26] ---**
Hey, hey, hey! Don't just make stuff up!
**[05:28] ---**
I'm not making stuff up!
**[05:29] ---**
I know what I see!
**[05:31] ---**
Fine! I'll go see for myself.
**[05:37] ---**
That looks delicious, Medhi.
Can I have a bite?
**[05:40] ---**
O-Of course.
Though, I'm not sure if it's good or not...
**[05:44] ---**
*Lucky!*
**[05:45] ---**
*Now comes the part
where I eat the heroine's home cooking!*
**[05:49] ---**
Um... did you not like it?
**[05:53] ---**
No, it's the best food I've ever tasted...
**[05:56] ---**
Thank you...
**[06:02] ---**
- See? Told ya!
- M-Masato!
**[06:06] ---**
I'll do whatever it takes
to make Medhi number one.
**[06:14] ---**
Wh-What are you doing, Mom?
**[06:16] ---**
I'm cooking, of course!
**[06:18] ---**
Mommy wanted to make something, too!
**[06:21] ---**
Would you mind tasting it?
**[06:23] ---**
Does it taste like
how I always make it at home?
**[06:25] ---**
Hey, stop! That looks hot!
**[06:28] ---**
That's right, you can't eat anything
that's too hot, can you?
**[06:31] ---**
I need to cool it down for you.
**[06:34] ---**
I don't need you to do that!
**[06:38] ---**
I wonder if it's still a little too hot.
**[06:42] ---**
Here! Say "Ah."
**[06:44] ---**
Fine. I'll taste it.
**[06:47] ---**
Item Creation Success Rate Boost
**[06:49] ---**
Looks like Hero Masato's been given a boost
to his item creation success rate!
**[06:55] ---**
D-Don't tell me it's another special ability?
**[06:58] ---**
It must be the special mother's skill,
"Mother's Breath!"
**[07:02] ---**
She blew on it twice, so it's twice as strong!
**[07:04] ---**
What the hell?
**[07:05] ---**
This'd be a great time to make fun of Masato
for loving his mommy so much,
**[07:09] ---**
but right now we need to focus
on getting points!
**[07:12] ---**
Mamako, give me a Mother's Breath, too!
**[07:14] ---**
Me, too, please!
**[07:16] ---**
Okay!
**[07:17] ---**
Then I'll give it to you.
**[07:24] ---**
Item Creation Success Rate Boost
**[07:25] ---**
That skill's a little too special!
**[07:27] ---**
W-Well, whatever!
**[07:28] ---**
If we've got a boost, then...
**[07:30] ---**
Can I make something good?
**[07:32] ---**
I can make something good!
**[07:33] ---**
I made...
**[07:36] ---**
Something good!
**[07:38] ---**
Oh my!
**[07:40] ---**
I can't believe you made
something so incredible!
**[07:43] ---**
Twenty points for each of you!
**[07:46] ---**
Alright!
**[07:47] ---**
I got a ton of points!
**[07:49] ---**
I'm so happy!
**[07:51] ---**
Amazing!
**[07:52] ---**
I'll give you a hug as a reward!
**[07:55] ---**
We don't need that!
**[07:58] ---**
Medhi?
**[07:58] ---**
Masato, congr—
**[08:00] ---**
Medhi!
**[08:03] ---**
There's no need
to give anyone else compliments.
**[08:06] ---**
S-Sorry, Mother.
**[08:09] ---**
Hug!
**[08:10] ---**
How disgusting!
**[08:12] ---**
Now, what do I do about this?
**[08:21] ---**
Yum-yum!
**[08:26] ---**
Can we eat all this?
**[08:27] ---**
Imagine all the calories...
**[08:29] ---**
I-I'll do my best!
**[08:31] ---**
Don't worry!
**[08:32] ---**
I thought this might happen,
so I borrowed some containers!
**[08:35] ---**
Oh, nice, Mom!
**[08:37] ---**
But how do we preserve it?
**[08:38] ---**
Food won't spoil if I put it in my bag!
**[08:42] ---**
Smart thinking!
**[08:43] ---**
Then, for now, let's just eat what we can!
**[08:46] ---**
Let's ea—
**[08:47] ---**
Oh, there you are.
**[08:49] ---**
I inform you that I, Shirase the principal,
am passing by.
**[08:52] ---**
Since my name is Shirase.
**[08:54] ---**
Would you like to join us, Ms. Shirase?
**[08:56] ---**
I appreciate the offer, but I'll pass.
**[08:58] ---**
I actually had something urgent
to discuss with you.
**[09:01] ---**
With me?
**[09:04] ---**
Very nice. Oh, I see.
**[09:08] ---**
I'm actually married and have a daughter.
**[09:11] ---**
So this means that, for Masato,
**[09:14] ---**
his mother is being embraced
by another mother.
**[09:20] ---**
How does it feel?
**[09:21] ---**
I don't know!
**[09:21] ---**
Thank you.
**[09:23] ---**
I inform you that I've finished
taking your measurements.
**[09:29] ---**
Measurements?
What do you mean?
**[09:34] ---**
I suggest getting a good meal in
before afternoon classes.
**[09:38] ---**
Without plenty of energy, you may not make it.
**[09:44] ---**
I've got a bad feeling...
**[09:47] ---**
So full!
**[09:49] ---**
Is everyone ready?
**[09:51] ---**
Yup!
**[09:52] ---**
Yeah... I saw this coming.
**[09:54] ---**
Mom's coming soon. I know it.
She's coming in a swimsuit.
**[09:58] ---**
And a swimsuit no normal mother
would ever think of wearing...
**[10:06] ---**
Masato! Let's do our best in afternoon classes!
**[10:09] ---**
Hey, come on, what are you doing?
**[10:13] ---**
I can't go on.
I can no longer endure this cruel fate.
**[10:17] ---**
Hey, are you okay?
**[10:20] ---**
You look kind of pale...
**[10:24] ---**
No, I'm completely fine!
**[10:27] ---**
See?
**[10:31] ---**
I'm glad, then.
**[10:32] ---**
Let's do our best with class!
**[10:38] ---**
Wise can't do that.
**[10:41] ---**
Where are you looking when you say that?
**[10:43] ---**
Okay, boys! Stare all you like!
**[10:47] ---**
This is what a sexy grown-up looks like!
**[10:49] ---**
You look great, Mother!
**[10:52] ---**
This is just a prelude.
The true horror is yet to come...
**[10:55] ---**
I'm so sorry for being late!
**[11:00] ---**
I knew it!
**[11:02] ---**
There must be something under there
that's worse than what Medhimama's wearing!
**[11:10] ---**
It's... a school swimsuit?
**[11:14] ---**
One of the old school ones!
**[11:24] ---**
Welcome, School Swimsuit Mamako!
**[11:25] ---**
Now, now! No running by the pool!
**[11:28] ---**
Ms. Mama looks great!
**[11:30] ---**
I'm still growing, you know.
There's still hope...
**[11:33] ---**
Huh? Where are you going?
**[11:35] ---**
I'm going on a journey...
**[11:37] ---**
In search of a world where I don't need
to see my mother in a school swimsuit.
**[11:42] ---**
And ever since,
no one saw Hero Masato again...
**[11:47] ---**
Oh no! Ma-kun!
**[11:49] ---**
What are you doing?
**[11:50] ---**
How could I lose... to that?!
**[11:55] ---**
Good grief...
**[11:57] ---**
That's what you get,
you wretched mom. Hilarious.
**[12:01] ---**
Ma-kun, are you okay?
**[12:04] ---**
Is something wrong?
**[12:07] ---**
No...
**[12:11] ---**
Hey, Wise, you can't call her "wretched."
I mean, it's true, but it's rude to Medhi!
**[12:17] ---**
Huh? What are you talking about?
**[12:18] ---**
Listen up, Medhi!
**[12:20] ---**
This time, you'd better be number one!
**[12:22] ---**
Ma-kun, work hard during pool class!
**[12:25] ---**
You'd better get first place, damn it!
**[12:27] ---**
Mommy's gonna cheer you on the whole time!
**[12:41] ---**
Okay, it's time for swim class!
**[12:44] ---**
The combat classes will defeat the monsters,
and crafters will make items using their drops!
**[12:52] ---**
Crafters and combat classes working together
is the key to getting good grades!
**[12:58] ---**
Everybody ready?
**[13:00] ---**
Okay! Set... Go!
**[13:07] ---**
Okay! My trusty blade, Firmament,
shall split the heavens with its wrath!
**[13:13] ---**
Huh?
**[13:14] ---**
Um, Mr. Gruff, are there any flying enemies here?
**[13:18] ---**
Oh, this is swimming class,
so it's all water monsters!
**[13:23] ---**
Damn it all! I can't do anything!
**[13:28] ---**
You just sit there and watch!
**[13:30] ---**
Masato, I'm going on ahead!
**[13:44] ---**
She beat it with a physical attack
instead of magic?
**[13:46] ---**
Is she one of those berserk healers?
**[13:49] ---**
Medhi's a healer with
enhanced physical damage!
**[13:52] ---**
I taught her how to fight myself,
so she'd be the best on attack and defense
**[13:56] ---**
and reverse the idea
that healers are weak fighters!
**[14:01] ---**
Th-That's a playstyle for advanced players...
**[14:05] ---**
Now's not the time to be impressed!
I can fight, too!
**[14:11] ---**
Ma-kun, Mommy's right here!
**[14:15] ---**
Do your best, Ma-kun!
**[14:24] ---**
*A-An octopus?*
**[14:28] ---**
*It's headed this way!*
**[14:31] ---**
*This one is first!*
**[14:43] ---**
Alright! I got an octopus leg!
**[14:46] ---**
Masato, leave this item to me!
**[14:49] ---**
Get to it, Porta!
**[14:51] ---**
Can I make something good?
I can make something good!
**[14:55] ---**
I made...
**[14:59] ---**
Something good!
**[15:01] ---**
What is that?
**[15:02] ---**
A takoyaki party set!
**[15:05] ---**
I can make takoyaki
that cures bad status effects!
**[15:11] ---**
That looks fun! Can I join you?
**[15:15] ---**
I'm really good at flipping them!
**[15:18] ---**
A poolside takoyaki party, huh?
**[15:21] ---**
Wait, Wise, shouldn't you be fighting monsters?
**[15:25] ---**
I-It's not like my magic got sealed and can't fight,
so I came to join the takoyaki party instead!
**[15:33] ---**
I feel sorry for her...
**[15:35] ---**
Wait, I need to get back to work!
**[15:42] ---**
Medhi, you seem to be working hard, huh?
**[15:45] ---**
Yes! I can't lose this fight,
so I won't hold back, Masato!
**[15:50] ---**
I don't mind that
kind of hot-blooded battle stuff!
**[15:54] ---**
*Actually, I love it!*
**[15:58] ---**
*Is there anything down here
that can turn it around for me?*
**[16:03] ---**
*Something with a special bonus or such?*
**[16:10] ---**
*It's huge!*
**[16:11] ---**
*I've been waiting for something like that!*
**[16:13] ---**
*Sorry, Medhi, but I'm going for it!*
**[16:16] ---**
*I'll be the one to beat it!*
**[16:23] ---**
Hero Masato and Healer Medhi
are in a dead heat!
**[16:29] ---**
Medhi, swim faster!
Or you can't be number one!
**[16:34] ---**
*This is getting tough...*
**[16:37] ---**
Ma-kun, don't push yourself too hard!
**[16:39] ---**
It doesn't matter what place you get!
**[16:41] ---**
The most important thing
is that you don't get hurt!
**[16:44] ---**
I know you're always doing your best!
**[16:49] ---**
So no matter what place you get,
you'll always be a gold medal winner to me!
**[16:57] ---**
*Mom...*
**[16:59] ---**
*Jeez! If that's how she's going to be,
I have to win this!*
**[17:03] ---**
What are you doing, Medhi?
You have to be number one, no matter what it takes!
**[17:07] ---**
And you'd especially better not lose to Masato!
**[17:09] ---**
Unless everyone else thinks
you're number one...
**[17:12] ---**
...you're worthless!
**[17:24] ---**
Medhi?
**[17:25] ---**
Number one, number one...
**[17:28] ---**
So annoying... I wish she'd die.
**[17:32] ---**
Medhi?
**[17:43] ---**
A sea anemone?!
**[17:47] ---**
It's going to grab us!
**[17:52] ---**
Ms. Mama!
**[17:56] ---**
No!
**[17:58] ---**
Wait! Why is it going after Mom?
**[18:01] ---**
Mommy
**[18:05] ---**
Um, Mr. Sea Anemone...
**[18:08] ---**
I really wish you'd stop...
**[18:20] ---**
This is...
**[18:20] ---**
All over my body...
It feels weird...
**[18:23] ---**
...one of the bad things.
**[18:26] ---**
It's really bad...
**[18:28] ---**
Ma-kun!
**[18:30] ---**
Cut that the hell out!
**[18:32] ---**
Here, take this!
**[18:35] ---**
Thank you, Porta!
**[18:39] ---**
Naughty monsters who cover Mommy
in tentacle slime...
**[18:44] ---**
...need to be badly punished!
**[19:00] ---**
Yes! Yes! Yes!
**[19:02] ---**
If it's in the sky...
**[19:04] ---**
...it's mine!
**[19:16] ---**
Gotcha!
**[19:17] ---**
And so, today's number one spot
goes to Hero Masato!
**[19:23] ---**
Hero Masato
Healer Medhi
Male Student 3
Male Student 1
Female Student 5
**[19:23] ---**
He didn't defeat
as many monsters as Healer Medhi,
**[19:27] ---**
but he got extra points
for defeating a rare monster!
**[19:30] ---**
So he receives thirty points!
**[19:32] ---**
Wow! Amazing!
**[19:33] ---**
Aww, shucks.
**[19:35] ---**
Congratulations!
**[19:37] ---**
Yeah! You, too, Porta!
**[19:39] ---**
You were the top crafter, right?
**[19:41] ---**
Yes! I'm so happy!
**[19:43] ---**
Hmph! I ate three whole plates of takoyaki,
**[19:47] ---**
and if one plate had eight,
that means I beat twenty four octopi in total!
**[19:51] ---**
So I'm number one!
**[19:54] ---**
Congratulations, Ma-kun!
**[19:57] ---**
Knock it off, Mom!
**[19:59] ---**
Everybody's watching!
**[20:01] ---**
Just a little is fine, isn't it?
You did your best!
**[20:05] ---**
You got lots of those whatsit-points, too!
Amazing!
**[20:09] ---**
I'm so happy!
**[20:11] ---**
T-Try to have some self-control!
**[20:14] ---**
I can't! I'm your mommy, after all!
**[20:18] ---**
I don't know what that means...
**[20:22] ---**
What's going on here?
**[20:24] ---**
I told you many times to be number one!
And you're number two?
**[20:29] ---**
You should be ashamed!
**[20:32] ---**
I-I did the best I could,
but Masato was really strong...
**[20:37] ---**
Excuses are disgraceful!
Shut up and reflect on it!
**[20:40] ---**
Y-Yes, Mother...
**[20:43] ---**
I'm sorry!
**[20:44] ---**
Ah, jeez! I feel sick!
**[20:48] ---**
We're doing extra training after school.
I’m saying all this for your sake! Got it?
**[20:54] ---**
Yes... As you wish, Mother.
**[20:59] ---**
Medhi...
**[21:03] ---**
Medhi!
**[21:04] ---**
Wait, Ma-kun! I'll go, too!
**[21:07] ---**
You don't need to come, Mom!
**[21:10] ---**
But I'm worried about her, too!
**[21:17] ---**
Medhi has been acting weird sometimes...
**[21:22] ---**
You noticed, too, huh?
**[21:25] ---**
I'm sick of this shit!
**[21:31] ---**
Damn it! Damn it! Damn it! Damn it!
**[21:40] ---**
That wretched mom! I really want to kill her!
**[21:46] ---**
Damn it! Damn it!
**[21:48] ---**
I kind of saw it coming,
**[21:50] ---**
Damn it! Damn it!
**[21:52] ---**
but I wanted to keep the fantasy going
a little longer, Medhi...
**[23:34] ---**
Students are the Protagonists of a School Festival. But People
Wearing School Uniforms are Included, Too.
**[23:35] ---**
Let's have another strategy meeting
with nobody wearing clothes!
# E7 - Students are the Protagonists of a School Festival. But People Wearing School Uniforms are Included, Too.
Source: [Crunchyroll](https://www.crunchyroll.com/watch/G6NVG318Y/students-are-the-protagonists-of-a-school-festival-but-people-wearing-school-uniforms-are-included-too)
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**[00:01] ---**
Okay, now that everybody's calmed down,
**[00:03] ---**
let's all have one of our strategy meeting
where everybody's naked!
**[00:09] ---**
Why are we doing this?
**[00:11] ---**
It doesn't make sense.
**[00:13] ---**
Ma-kun, what's the topic for today?
**[00:16] ---**
Obviously, it's about Medhi and her mom.
**[00:21] ---**
Why are you so obsessed with her anyway?
**[00:25] ---**
Just ignore her!
**[00:27] ---**
Well, we have other things to do,
**[00:30] ---**
and we weren't asked to get involved,
so maybe we shouldn't.
**[00:36] ---**
But I know how it feels to have problems
with your mother and not know what to do.
**[00:42] ---**
It feels personal to me.
**[00:46] ---**
I want to help both of them.
And I'd like your help in doing so.
**[00:52] ---**
Please.
**[00:54] ---**
Ma-kun, Mommy thinks that's a great idea!
**[00:56] ---**
I'll help you.
**[00:58] ---**
Mom...
**[00:59] ---**
Fine, fine. I get it.
**[01:01] ---**
You're the hero, so of course
you want to save the hopeless heroine.
**[01:07] ---**
I'm such a nice sage!
**[01:10] ---**
Thank you, Sage.
**[01:12] ---**
So, Porta...
**[01:14] ---**
I'll help, too...
**[01:17] ---**
- Oh my! Porta!
- Porta!
**[01:19] ---**
She's been in the bath too long!
**[01:21] ---**
That's dangerous!
**[01:25] ---**
Wake up, Porta!
**[01:26] ---**
Are you okay? I'm here for you!
**[01:28] ---**
No punishment this time?
**[01:31] ---**
Thank you...
**[01:33] ---**
I think?
**[03:05] ---**
Students are the Protagonists of a School Festival.
But People Wearing School Uniforms are Included, Too.
**[03:09] ---**
School Festival
**[03:10] ---**
Yay! A school festival!
**[03:13] ---**
Wait! Hold it!
**[03:16] ---**
What's wrong, Hero Masato?
Why are you screaming in the middle of class?
**[03:20] ---**
I mean, come on! It doesn't make sense
to have a school festival without warning!
**[03:25] ---**
It'd be pointless if I told you in advance!
**[03:28] ---**
The point of this is to see how well you can handle
an event that occurs without warning!
**[03:33] ---**
This is a pop quiz
that's very important for the game.
**[03:36] ---**
A quiz?
**[03:37] ---**
You can do anything you want for the festival.
**[03:39] ---**
Parents are welcome to participate, as well!
**[03:43] ---**
Now, form up in groups and get to work!
**[03:51] ---**
My mom's going to take part
in the school festival, too?
**[03:54] ---**
It's your destiny, so just accept it.
**[03:57] ---**
Ma-kun! Ma-kun!
**[03:59] ---**
How about we do a little cafe
for the school festival?
**[04:02] ---**
I'm pretty confident I can cook something good!
**[04:06] ---**
That's a great idea! I'm in!
**[04:08] ---**
So am I! I want to cook with you!
**[04:12] ---**
If you're doing a cafe, then so shall we!
**[04:16] ---**
And we'll compete to see who sells more!
**[04:21] ---**
Um...
**[04:22] ---**
Huh?
**[04:24] ---**
We'll be the ones to win, understand?
**[04:30] ---**
Heave-ho, heave-ho.
**[04:36] ---**
Amazing...
**[04:38] ---**
Everybody's really getting ready.
**[04:48] ---**
It's Mom, and...
**[04:50] ---**
I’m in love with you, Mamako!
Please be my girlfriend!
**[04:55] ---**
Thank you.
**[04:56] ---**
It makes me very happy you feel that way.
**[04:59] ---**
But, I'm sorry.
**[05:01] ---**
I'm Ma-kun's mother,
so I can't be your girlfriend.
**[05:06] ---**
I'm really sorry!
**[05:11] ---**
Did I just beat out a rival in love?
**[05:14] ---**
No, I didn't! I definitely didn't!
**[05:16] ---**
Mamako's very popular.
**[05:20] ---**
There were lots of love letters
in her shoe cubby.
**[05:23] ---**
Th-There were, huh?
**[05:25] ---**
But I'm not a Dark Lord with a mom complex,
so won't challenge any of them to a duel.
**[05:30] ---**
That was a problem in class the other day, right?
**[05:33] ---**
Hey, Masato, I'm sorry about earlier.
**[05:37] ---**
When my mother challenged you
to that weird competition.
**[05:40] ---**
No, it's nothing you need to apologize for...
**[05:42] ---**
No, everything my mom does is for my sake.
**[05:46] ---**
Her desire to make her daughter number one
is what makes her act as such.
**[05:50] ---**
I know it's causing problems for you...
**[05:53] ---**
And I know this is selfish,
but please put up with it for just a little more.
**[05:58] ---**
Are you okay with things as they are?
**[06:01] ---**
I don't like causing problems
for the people around me...
**[06:05] ---**
But I believe in my mother.
**[06:08] ---**
Medhi...
**[06:08] ---**
*It is now time for the first annual
Lover's Lane Academia school festival to begin.*
**[06:14] ---**
Heave-ho, heave-ho.
**[06:20] ---**
Mother's Back
**[06:31] ---**
It'll be ready soon,
so be good kids and wait, okay?
**[06:34] ---**
Okay, we're waiting!
**[06:36] ---**
There are so many customers!
**[06:38] ---**
And they're all kind of weird!
**[06:41] ---**
Excuse me! I'll take one
Mommy's Special Rice Omelet!
**[06:44] ---**
Coming!
**[06:45] ---**
Give me a Mommy's Special Ginger Pork
and Pork Soup Combo!
**[06:49] ---**
Coming up!
**[06:50] ---**
I'll take Mommy's Special Curry!
**[06:52] ---**
Coming!
**[06:53] ---**
I'll take some curry, too!
**[06:55] ---**
I'll take a fried pork bowl!
**[06:56] ---**
The fried fish combo!
**[06:58] ---**
Two rice omelets, please!
**[07:01] ---**
H-Hang on!
We can't make all that at once!
**[07:04] ---**
It's fine, Ma-kun!
**[07:06] ---**
Hungry children are waiting for me!
**[07:10] ---**
Mommy will do her best!
**[07:14] ---**
Mommy, I'll help you!
**[07:17] ---**
Me too! I'll help!
**[07:18] ---**
I'll pass out the chopsticks!
**[07:20] ---**
You're all such good kids!
And a great help to Mommy!
**[07:23] ---**
Thank you!
**[07:24] ---**
Th-That's Mamako for you...
**[07:29] ---**
Why?
**[07:31] ---**
Why is that place getting
so many more customers than our cafe?
**[07:35] ---**
This is bad! I need to do something!
**[07:37] ---**
Medhi?
**[07:38] ---**
Yes, Mother?
**[07:40] ---**
Go change into a swimsuit immediately.
**[07:42] ---**
Okay—
**[07:43] ---**
Wait. Why do I have to do that?
**[07:45] ---**
We'll use the sight of you in a swimsuit
to lure all the customers over here!
**[07:49] ---**
If you have to,
spread your legs and pose for them!
**[07:57] ---**
Do you need something, Masato?
**[08:00] ---**
Um... I just came to see
if Medhi was enjoying the school festival.
**[08:06] ---**
Oh, how kind of you.
**[08:08] ---**
So? Do you have anything to say
about her naked body?
**[08:12] ---**
I'm ready for what comes next.
**[08:14] ---**
Very well, then it's time for you
to be punished for your indecency.
**[08:19] ---**
Spara la Magia pel mirale...
**[08:21] ---**
Wait, hang on!
**[08:22] ---**
Morte!
**[08:27] ---**
Masato?
**[08:36] ---**
Hero Masato.
**[08:37] ---**
Multiple instant death attacks have leveled you up
from "dead form" to "floating form."
**[08:42] ---**
I see. So this is thanks to all those
instant death attacks Wise used on me.
**[08:47] ---**
This "Staff of Aperto" is quite powerful.
**[08:52] ---**
Seems like they can't see me.
**[08:54] ---**
I don't know who sent it to me, but if I use it...
**[08:58] ---**
H-Hey, Mom, you should revive Masato.
**[09:02] ---**
We can do that later!
**[09:04] ---**
But first, Medhi, I will use this power of release
to draw out more of your beauty.
**[09:11] ---**
Seduce Masato and then control him
so he ruins his cafe.
**[09:16] ---**
Then we'll win for sure.
**[09:20] ---**
Th-That's not really fair...
**[09:23] ---**
If I say it's fair, then it's fair.
**[09:37] ---**
You must win, no matter what.
**[09:46] ---**
What is wrong with that woman?
**[09:48] ---**
- Hey! Revive!
- Yay!
**[09:56] ---**
I'm bored...
**[09:57] ---**
Yeah, the customers are doing everything.
**[10:01] ---**
Masato!
**[10:04] ---**
Masato, did you go and see
all the other places at the festival?
**[10:07] ---**
If not, will you go around with me?
**[10:10] ---**
It'll be just the two of us,
so we can have a lot of fun!
**[10:13] ---**
Y-Yeah, sure...
**[10:15] ---**
What's up, Medhi? You're not usually like this.
**[10:17] ---**
Come on, Masato! Go! Go! Go!
**[10:18] ---**
Medhi! Hey!
**[10:24] ---**
There's lots of different little cafes, huh?
**[10:26] ---**
I've always wanted to tour the school festival
with my boyfriend like this.
**[10:31] ---**
Oh no, did I accidentally say boyfriend?
What am I saying?
**[10:35] ---**
I'm so embarrassed!
**[10:38] ---**
Tera Burger
**[10:38] ---**
Anyway, if you're the person next to me
when my dream comes true,
**[10:43] ---**
maybe we are fated to be together.
**[10:46] ---**
Just kidding...
**[10:48] ---**
That's going a little far, isn't it?
**[10:50] ---**
Yeah, it is.
**[10:52] ---**
Actually...
**[10:54] ---**
Medhi, let's talk.
**[10:57] ---**
I know what's going on.
**[11:01] ---**
About what Medhimama told you to do.
**[11:05] ---**
She wanted you to seduce me
so I’d do what you wanted.
**[11:09] ---**
You couldn't see me, but I was there.
**[11:14] ---**
So...
**[11:15] ---**
You knew all along, huh?
**[11:18] ---**
I feel like such an idiot.
**[11:21] ---**
Medhi?
**[11:22] ---**
What's her problem?
I didn't even want to do this.
**[11:25] ---**
Waving around that weird staff,
saying all that stuff about "power of liberation."
**[11:29] ---**
Stop, stop!
**[11:30] ---**
Your inner dark power is being unleashed!
**[11:33] ---**
And thanks to her,
all this weird stuff is happening!
**[11:36] ---**
That awful mother!
**[11:37] ---**
Medhi?
**[11:41] ---**
Well?
**[11:42] ---**
Did you get close to Masato?
**[11:45] ---**
Yes...
**[11:46] ---**
I see. Then I'll leave you kids to your fun.
**[11:49] ---**
Don't you think it's time to stop this?
**[11:51] ---**
Stop what, exactly?
**[11:53] ---**
All of this.
**[11:54] ---**
The competition,
the things you're forcing Medhi to do...
**[11:57] ---**
I’d like you to stop it all.
**[12:00] ---**
Please.
**[12:02] ---**
No.
**[12:04] ---**
We're not competing for fun.
**[12:06] ---**
We can't quit before it's over.
**[12:10] ---**
Don't you think it's already over, though?
**[12:14] ---**
N-Not yet! We can compete for something else.
**[12:17] ---**
Beauty Contest
**[12:19] ---**
This!
**[12:20] ---**
A-A beauty contest?
**[12:21] ---**
Beauty Contest Recruiting Now
**[12:22] ---**
Let's compete head-to-head with
the most attractive waitresses from our cafes.
**[12:34] ---**
It's time, everybody, for the main event
of the school festival, the beauty contest!
**[12:37] ---**
Lover's Lane Academia School Festival Beauty Contest
**[12:44] ---**
This cheer meter will measure how much
you're all cheering for our contestants,
**[12:50] ---**
and decide the winner!
**[12:53] ---**
Now, time to introduce our beautiful contestants!
**[12:57] ---**
Let's start with entry number 1!
Healer Medhi! Go ahead!
**[13:01] ---**
Okay! Thank you for hav—
**[13:05] ---**
I-I'm sorry!
**[13:08] ---**
I'm so embarrassed!
**[13:09] ---**
C-Cute!
**[13:16] ---**
Whoa! Our first contestant's off to a great start!
**[13:21] ---**
Well done! Splendid!
**[13:25] ---**
There's no doubt about it. Medhi is very talented.
**[13:28] ---**
*Next up is entry number 2!
Our class rep.*
**[13:34] ---**
*And lastly, entry number 8!*
**[13:37] ---**
*Sage Wise! Go ahead!*
**[13:40] ---**
It's time for the winning contestant!
**[13:42] ---**
How can she smile like that
when she's so obviously going to flop?
**[13:47] ---**
Does she have some plan to win?
**[13:49] ---**
No, not a chance.
**[13:50] ---**
Not a chance in hell!
**[13:51] ---**
You can do it, Wise!
**[13:55] ---**
Ow!
**[13:57] ---**
Sorry! I'm so clumsy!
**[14:05] ---**
Wise! Yay! Yay! Yay!
**[14:12] ---**
Don't you guys like this crap?
So why don't you show a little joy?
**[14:14] ---**
Thank you, Sage Wise!
**[14:17] ---**
Now, get off the stage.
**[14:18] ---**
Hey, that was mean!
**[14:21] ---**
*Well, now that the mood's
been completely spoiled,*
**[14:24] ---**
*I have to tell you the results,
even though everyone knows...*
**[14:28] ---**
Looks like we've won.
**[14:32] ---**
*But instead, I'm making
a last minute call for entrants!*
**[14:34] ---**
*Please, come up on the stage!*
**[14:37] ---**
Oh, maybe I will, then!
**[14:41] ---**
Mamako, what's up?
**[14:43] ---**
Well you see, there's not enough burners
on the stove at the cafe,
**[14:46] ---**
so I can't warm up the miso soup.
**[14:48] ---**
So I wanted you to use your fire magic.
**[14:52] ---**
Is that okay?
**[14:54] ---**
Oh, sure. That'll only take a second.
**[15:01] ---**
Looking good.
**[15:03] ---**
Oh?
**[15:04] ---**
Maybe I'll advertise the cafe while I'm up here.
**[15:09] ---**
Everyone, the miso soup's ready!
**[15:12] ---**
But it's hot, so Mommy will blow on it for you!
**[15:17] ---**
Come and try some!
**[15:23] ---**
What?!
**[15:24] ---**
A girl who can cook! So cute!
**[15:38] ---**
*We have our winner!*
**[15:40] ---**
*The winner is Mamako!
Congratulations, Mamako!*
**[15:44] ---**
H-Huh?
**[15:49] ---**
Medhi!
**[15:50] ---**
Masato?
**[15:52] ---**
Can we talk?
**[15:53] ---**
Where are you going?
**[15:59] ---**
Ma-kun?
**[16:08] ---**
Masato, what's wrong?
**[16:10] ---**
Um, well, I just felt like...
I guess my instincts, or child's intuition,
**[16:16] ---**
were telling me to get out of there now.
**[16:19] ---**
Oh, I see.
**[16:21] ---**
That mom was about to go nuts
over her kid again.
**[16:29] ---**
Medhi, can we talk?
**[16:30] ---**
S-Sure.
**[16:32] ---**
How long are you going
to keep being your mom's slave?
**[16:38] ---**
I'd never do what you're doing.
I have a will of my own!
**[16:43] ---**
Don't you?
**[16:45] ---**
O-Of course, I have a will of my own! I do!
**[16:49] ---**
Then speak up.
**[16:51] ---**
What do you want to do right now?
**[16:53] ---**
I-I...
**[16:56] ---**
It's okay. We're the only ones here.
**[17:00] ---**
I...
**[17:02] ---**
I want to enjoy what I have now.
What I'm doing now.
**[17:06] ---**
It's the school festival, so I want to work
alongside my friends and open a little cafe,
**[17:12] ---**
laughing, having fun...
**[17:15] ---**
But...
**[17:16] ---**
But what?
**[17:19] ---**
I don't have any friends.
**[17:22] ---**
So...
**[17:22] ---**
That's not true!
**[17:25] ---**
You've got friends right here!
**[17:27] ---**
Like me!
**[17:28] ---**
And me!
**[17:29] ---**
Me, too, if you'll let me!
**[17:33] ---**
If you tell me what it is that you, personally,
really want to do,
**[17:39] ---**
then, as your friend, I'd like
to enjoy this school festival with you.
**[17:43] ---**
B-But my mom's caused
so much trouble for you...
**[17:49] ---**
I've got problems with my mom, too.
**[17:52] ---**
We've both got the same issues.
**[17:55] ---**
So we can be friends.
**[17:57] ---**
Right! Right! Right!
**[17:58] ---**
I've got resistance against awful moms,
so it'll be easy!
**[18:02] ---**
I'm younger than you,
so I don't know if we can be friends, but...
**[18:06] ---**
I want to be friends with you!
**[18:11] ---**
Everyone...
**[18:47] ---**
I want to have lots of fun with my friends!
**[18:52] ---**
I want to have tons of fun with everybody
instead of just doing what my mom tells me!
**[18:58] ---**
I want to have lots of fun!
**[19:14] ---**
What are you doing?
**[19:17] ---**
What are you saying?
**[19:18] ---**
M-Mother...
**[19:21] ---**
Um, I...
**[19:23] ---**
Masato and his friends are being nice to me,
and I want to be friends with them...
**[19:28] ---**
Because they're my first friends...
**[19:32] ---**
You know that friends don't matter!
What matters is being number one!
**[19:37] ---**
That's the only thing!
You're so frustrating!
**[19:40] ---**
H-Hey!
**[19:42] ---**
You’re a terrible daughter!
**[19:47] ---**
You again?
**[19:53] ---**
Why do you always show up at the worst time?
**[19:56] ---**
You're really pissing me off!
**[19:57] ---**
I'm sorry...
**[19:59] ---**
But, let me talk to you!
**[20:04] ---**
It makes a mother very happy
for her child to be number one, right?
**[20:11] ---**
I understand how you feel!
**[20:12] ---**
Right?
**[20:14] ---**
But does that mean it's alright
to push your child too far?
**[20:19] ---**
Is there a reason she has to suffer
in order to be number one?
**[20:23] ---**
There is!
**[20:25] ---**
I need her to be number one,
or it'll trouble me!
**[20:28] ---**
Because, if my daughter is number one...
**[20:32] ---**
Then I can tell everyone
that I'm the number one mom!
**[20:40] ---**
Does that mean she's doing this all for herself?
**[20:46] ---**
Enough of this.
**[20:49] ---**
Enough.
**[20:51] ---**
Medhi?
**[20:52] ---**
I've endured this for so long.
**[20:55] ---**
Everything you forced me to do
made me so sad and hurt...
**[21:01] ---**
But I believed you were doing it for me.
**[21:06] ---**
That's why I was able to do it all.
**[21:10] ---**
But it was all just so you could say
that you were the best mom?
**[21:15] ---**
How could such betrayal exist?
**[21:19] ---**
Medhi, wait! Let's talk this out!
**[21:22] ---**
Staff of Conforto, unleash everything I have!
**[21:48] ---**
I won't forgive... anyone!
**[23:34] ---**
If I Say Nothing, It Won't Be Heard, But If I Say Something,
It'll Be a Critical Hit. It Sucks Being a Family.
**[23:35] ---**
Ma-kun, tell her!
**[23:37] ---**
So that she can regain the bond
between parent and child!
# E8 - If I Say Nothing, It Won't Be Heard, But If I Say Something, It'll Be a Critical Hit. It Sucks Being a Family.
Source: [Crunchyroll](https://www.crunchyroll.com/watch/GY8DP559Y/if-i-say-nothing-it-wont-be-heard-but-if-i-say-something-itll-be-a-critical-hit-it-sucks-being-a-family)
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**[00:01] ---**
I'll make everything and everyone pay!
**[00:07] ---**
What do we do, Masato?
**[00:10] ---**
Medhi!
**[00:12] ---**
What have you done to yourself?
**[00:14] ---**
I suppose daughters who don't listen
to their mothers become rather ugly, huh?
**[00:21] ---**
Wait, Medhimama!
**[00:23] ---**
Oh, how disgusting. It's unbelievable!
**[00:28] ---**
You're the one who's disgusting!
**[00:40] ---**
What's up with those two?
They're such a pain in the butt!
**[00:46] ---**
What was that?
**[00:48] ---**
We've always been number one!
There's never been a problem before.
**[00:52] ---**
You were the ones...
Who ruined everything!
**[01:03] ---**
Ma-kun, you and your friends
deal with Medhi.
**[01:07] ---**
Y-Yeah!
**[01:08] ---**
As her friend, I'll wallop her hard
and bring her back to her senses!
**[01:12] ---**
Leave the items to me!
**[02:49] ---**
If I Say Nothing, It Won't Be Heard, But If I Say Something,
It'll Be a Critical Hit. It Sucks Being a Family.
**[02:51] ---**
Medhimama, let's first calm down and talk!
**[02:56] ---**
You really are always in the way.
**[02:58] ---**
We shall duel to see who's really
the number one mom!
**[03:04] ---**
Staff of Aperto, show them your power!
**[03:26] ---**
I'm sorry, everyone.
**[03:29] ---**
I just want to talk to Medhimama.
Could you be calm for a moment?
**[03:36] ---**
Can you do that for me?
**[03:48] ---**
Wh-What was that?
What just happened?
**[03:52] ---**
The golems I created took your orders?
**[03:56] ---**
I didn't order them. I asked.
**[04:00] ---**
But it's hard to draw that line, isn't it?
**[04:04] ---**
It was always something I worried about.
**[04:06] ---**
Worried about?
**[04:07] ---**
When my son was still little, you see...
**[04:12] ---**
Hiragana Drill
**[04:13] ---**
Whenever I told him to do something,
**[04:15] ---**
I was worried that I was just forcing him
to be the way I wanted him to.
**[04:21] ---**
I would think about it for days.
**[04:24] ---**
Th-There's no need to worry about that.
**[04:27] ---**
Just say what you think.
**[04:29] ---**
A parent raises a child the way they want.
**[04:33] ---**
That's how it works.
**[04:35] ---**
You're right.
**[04:37] ---**
I think that's part of it.
**[04:40] ---**
But there's one thing you can never get wrong.
**[04:46] ---**
It's my time to shine!
**[04:48] ---**
Taste the beautiful, explosive power
of a Super-Sage!
**[04:52] ---**
Hey, dummy!
**[04:53] ---**
Something bad always happens
whenever you get cocky!
**[04:55] ---**
Spara la Magia bel mirale!
**[04:59] ---**
MP Drain
**[04:59] ---**
Masorpente!
**[05:06] ---**
H-How could this be?!
**[05:13] ---**
Before you freak out, get back!
**[05:17] ---**
You can tell she's a dark heroine,
because her dark-based attacks are really powerful!
**[05:21] ---**
A healer with dark attacks is such a pain!
What should I do about this?
**[05:25] ---**
If you want to do something,
restore your MP first!
**[05:28] ---**
I know, sheesh!
**[05:30] ---**
Porta, give me an MP potion!
**[05:32] ---**
Okay!
**[05:34] ---**
Now you can restore to full!
**[05:41] ---**
Here, have some more!
**[05:43] ---**
M-My stomach...
**[05:49] ---**
Medhi, listen to me!
**[05:51] ---**
I know how you feel so much it hurts!
**[05:57] ---**
But your mom is so wonderful!
**[06:01] ---**
How?
**[06:02] ---**
It's bad enough having your mom follow you
inside a game world, but...
**[06:06] ---**
Sailor uniforms...
**[06:08] ---**
School swimsuits...
**[06:10] ---**
And then she wins a beauty contest?
**[06:13] ---**
I've been forced to see so many things
that I never wanted to see!
**[06:16] ---**
I'm really sick of it!
**[06:18] ---**
Please listen to me, Medhimama.
**[06:21] ---**
I think...
**[06:26] ---**
We parents raise our children
to be wonderful adults.
**[06:31] ---**
We don't raise them for our own sake.
**[06:40] ---**
What? Something's really bright!
**[06:43] ---**
Is that Mother's Light?
**[06:45] ---**
No, that's...
**[06:47] ---**
When a mother has something
she truly wants to share,
**[06:50] ---**
the feelings of mothers all over the world
gather unto her and give her power,
**[06:55] ---**
so she can use her light and words
to spread her message!
**[07:01] ---**
It's the high-ranking mom skill, "Mother's Words!"
**[07:05] ---**
See? Just look at that.
**[07:08] ---**
She's overpowered and amazing in any situation,
and there's nothing for me to do.
**[07:14] ---**
But you know...
**[07:15] ---**
That doesn't mean throwing a tantrum
like a kid will solve anything!
**[07:19] ---**
It just makes the wounds worse!
**[07:24] ---**
Our words, our feelings,
the things we give them...
**[07:28] ---**
They're all for the sake of our children's growth!
**[07:33] ---**
O-Of course they are!
**[07:36] ---**
As a mother, that's always...
**[07:42] ---**
But earlier, I said I was doing it for myself.
**[07:47] ---**
Wh-Why did I say that?
**[07:52] ---**
Calm down.
**[07:54] ---**
You were under the influence of something bad.
**[07:58] ---**
Right now, you understand what's important.
**[08:03] ---**
You should be able to put the child you love
more than anything first.
**[08:07] ---**
The child I love more than anything...
**[08:22] ---**
Medhi...
**[08:24] ---**
That's right! Medhi!
What's happened to her?
**[08:30] ---**
Medhi!
**[08:35] ---**
Listen, Medhi!
**[08:36] ---**
What you think, what you want...
**[08:40] ---**
You need to tell her in your own words!
**[08:43] ---**
I haven't been able to yet,
**[08:45] ---**
but I think that's how it works!
**[08:49] ---**
Masato!
**[08:54] ---**
Uh-oh...
**[09:01] ---**
Medhi!
**[09:05] ---**
Medhimama!
**[09:06] ---**
Get back, Masato.
**[09:08] ---**
I can't let another family's child be hurt.
**[09:12] ---**
I should be the one to take the hit.
**[09:14] ---**
Yes, because I'm her number one!
**[09:18] ---**
It's too late for you to pretend to be a mom!
**[09:28] ---**
That wasn't good!
**[09:31] ---**
Yeah...
**[09:35] ---**
Medhi...
**[09:37] ---**
I'll never forgive you!
I'll never, ever forgive you!
**[09:46] ---**
That's right...
**[09:47] ---**
You couldn't ever forgive me!
**[09:50] ---**
What am I thinking, pretending to be
a real mom after all I've done?
**[09:57] ---**
Medhi, you really look scary right now.
**[10:01] ---**
You had those feelings in your heart
this whole time,
**[10:04] ---**
yet you still believed in me,
and did what I said.
**[10:10] ---**
You're such a good kid...
**[10:13] ---**
What is this?
I'm not sure how, but I can tell...
**[10:17] ---**
Right now, Medhimama...
really cares about her daughter.
**[10:23] ---**
She's a real mom.
**[10:31] ---**
Masato!
**[10:32] ---**
This really is rough...
**[10:34] ---**
Masato, I told you to stand back.
This is my problem!
**[10:38] ---**
I know!
**[10:39] ---**
You're the only one who can put an end to this.
**[10:43] ---**
But this is getting nowhere. First, I'll...
**[10:49] ---**
...do something about Medhi!
**[10:53] ---**
Currently In Battle
**[10:58] ---**
What are you going to do, though?
**[11:00] ---**
Believe in the power of a hero
who saves the bonds of family!
**[11:04] ---**
Now... Wise, are you ready?
**[11:08] ---**
OK! I'm all set!
**[11:10] ---**
And I think I know what you want me to do!
**[11:12] ---**
Okay, Porta, get back.
**[11:15] ---**
Okay! Good luck!
**[11:18] ---**
Spara la Magia pel mirale!
**[11:21] ---**
Bomba Vento!
**[11:21] ---**
Explosive Wind
**[11:25] ---**
And now, more Bomba Vento!
**[11:25] ---**
Explosive Wind
**[11:32] ---**
She's in the sky, so she's yours!
**[11:34] ---**
That's pretty smart, coming from you!
**[11:36] ---**
Now to wake up the disobedient daughter.
**[11:41] ---**
What?
**[11:53] ---**
I can't let her get any deeper into her shell!
**[11:59] ---**
Damn it!
**[12:01] ---**
How about Mommy's attacks, then?
**[12:19] ---**
Sheesh...
**[12:20] ---**
She causes me so much trouble,
and then she's there when I need her.
**[12:24] ---**
What's with moms, really?
**[12:30] ---**
Medhi!
**[12:32] ---**
The person who cares about you
more than anybody is waiting for you!
**[12:37] ---**
Go ahead, Ma-kun. Tell her.
**[12:40] ---**
So she can regain the bond
between parent and child...
**[12:45] ---**
Let her hold you tight,
and tell her everything you want to say!
**[13:08] ---**
Medhi!
**[13:13] ---**
Medhi! Medhi!
**[13:17] ---**
I'm sorry...
**[13:19] ---**
Medhi...
**[13:21] ---**
E-Even if you say that...
**[13:25] ---**
I still can't forgive you!
**[13:39] ---**
When I gave birth to her,
I wondered if I could be a good mom...
**[13:46] ---**
What is a good mom?
**[13:49] ---**
What can you do to be a good mom?
**[13:52] ---**
I thought about it every day.
**[13:54] ---**
I decided I'd raise her to be a good girl.
I made her do everything I could think of.
**[13:59] ---**
Studies, exercise and...
**[14:03] ---**
Just a little work to give her the right mindset.
**[14:06] ---**
I'm not sure if it was really just a little.
**[14:11] ---**
You're right.
It was more than it should have been.
**[14:15] ---**
I knew I was putting her under a lot of stress.
**[14:20] ---**
But I didn't know what to do.
**[14:23] ---**
Mother...
**[14:25] ---**
And that's when I found this game.
**[14:29] ---**
I hoped it could get our relationship back on track.
That's why I signed up.
**[14:35] ---**
So why did I say that?
**[14:38] ---**
I'm the worst mother...
**[14:41] ---**
Medhimama, that staff brings out
the hidden urges in your heart, right?
**[14:50] ---**
Yes, so it seemed...
**[14:53] ---**
Which means you were under its influence,
**[14:57] ---**
and your desire to be a good mom
was abnormally strengthened.
**[15:03] ---**
Everything you did wasn't for yourself.
They were for Medhi.
**[15:09] ---**
There's no mistaking it, isn't that right?
**[15:14] ---**
I wanted her to grow up to be a good person.
**[15:18] ---**
But in the end...
**[15:20] ---**
Mother...
**[15:25] ---**
You're harsh on me for my own sake.
**[15:30] ---**
I'm really happy you feel that way.
**[15:34] ---**
But... um...
**[15:40] ---**
If you would care about my feelings, my will,
as much as I care about yours,
**[15:45] ---**
I'd be even happier!
**[15:47] ---**
Can you do that?
**[15:50] ---**
I promise.
**[15:52] ---**
This time, I'll change who I am.
**[15:56] ---**
So please, keep being my daughter.
**[16:00] ---**
Of course, Mother!
**[16:02] ---**
I'll always be your daughter!
**[16:07] ---**
I guess that's that, then.
**[16:10] ---**
That's right.
Now, everyone together...
**[16:12] ---**
Good work!
**[16:14] ---**
Yes! Good work!
**[16:18] ---**
Congratulations!
You all graduated! Let's toast!
**[16:19] ---**
Cheers!
**[16:22] ---**
The food you made is so good!
**[16:26] ---**
Thank you!
**[16:27] ---**
It's to celebrate us passing all our classes!
**[16:30] ---**
I made a lot!
**[16:38] ---**
Um, Medhimama...
**[16:40] ---**
Would you be willing to join our party?
**[16:46] ---**
We were saying that we'd love
to have you two around.
**[16:52] ---**
We're a bit of a crazy party,
without a dedicated healer.
**[16:55] ---**
Oh, but we're not after you
just for your healing magic.
**[16:59] ---**
It just seems like it would be fun
to adventure with you.
**[17:02] ---**
I appreciate it, but I'm afraid I can't.
**[17:07] ---**
Actually, I was planning to log out after this.
**[17:10] ---**
I need to go back to the real world
and delete my dark legacy,
**[17:15] ---**
the blog I wrote on how to raise children.
**[17:19] ---**
I don't want anyone doing what it says
and ending up like us.
**[17:24] ---**
So I can't take you up on your offer, but Medhi...
**[17:30] ---**
No, that's not for me to say.
**[17:34] ---**
What do you want to do?
Do whatever you like.
**[17:41] ---**
I want to...
**[17:48] ---**
I was thinking I'd like to go
with Masato and the others!
**[17:53] ---**
Thank you for having me!
**[17:56] ---**
You may not be able to be my heroine,
**[17:59] ---**
but you can be a regular party member.
**[18:02] ---**
Hey, Masato!
The way you say it with that smile isn't fair!
**[18:06] ---**
I'll work really hard to be your heroine!
**[18:11] ---**
Hey, how about stuff like this?
**[18:13] ---**
Um... please stop.
**[18:16] ---**
Don't be like that,
just fall for me already.
**[18:19] ---**
She's definitely got ill intentions.
**[18:21] ---**
She's scum.
**[18:22] ---**
Wise! "Scum" is a mean thing to say!
**[18:27] ---**
Huh? But the rules said parents and children
needed to participate together.
**[18:33] ---**
Can Medhi stay on her own?
**[18:34] ---**
No need to worry.
**[18:36] ---**
Wise's case established a precedent.
**[18:39] ---**
I inform you that
I can work things out on my end.
**[18:43] ---**
And so...
**[18:45] ---**
It's what you've all been waiting for!
Bonus item time!
**[18:45] ---**
Merchant Porta 170 SP
Hero Masato 128 SP
Healer Medhi 230 SP
Sage Wise 103 SP
**[18:49] ---**
Oh, right.
**[18:51] ---**
We came to the school to get those,
but I totally forgot.
**[18:55] ---**
I've been waiting for you, my Prevenire!
**[18:58] ---**
Normally, one SP gets you one spin.
**[19:01] ---**
But this special event gives you 11 spins for 10SP!
**[19:04] ---**
Wow! What a deal!
**[19:08] ---**
So if I pay 100 SP, I can get 110 spins!
**[19:11] ---**
I can do that! Prevenire!
**[19:15] ---**
Um... You don't just trade the points
for the items themselves?
**[19:20] ---**
It's a gatcha.
**[19:21] ---**
A gatcha, huh?
**[19:23] ---**
Rare - 5%
Uncommon - 25%
Normal - 70%
Secret - 0.001%
**[19:23] ---**
Special Bonus 3x chance of Prevenire,
Stema of Power, Stuffed Animal
°Compared to items of the same rarity
**[19:23] ---**
By the way, here's the probability table.
**[19:26] ---**
Okay, we can do this!
**[19:28] ---**
Let's do it, guys!
**[19:29] ---**
°Compared to items of the same rarity
**[19:32] ---**
Congratulations!
**[19:36] ---**
Masato, whose Hero class gives him lots of HP,
gets consumable items that slightly boost HP.
**[19:42] ---**
Wise, who has a vast pool of MP as a Sage,
gets consumable items that slightly boost MP.
**[19:49] ---**
I got the stuffed animal! It's what I wanted!
**[19:52] ---**
I'm so happy for you, Porta!
**[19:54] ---**
And you two got a whole bunch of stuff, too!
**[19:57] ---**
Honestly, you guys got screwed.
**[20:01] ---**
Damn it!
**[20:03] ---**
I never should've even tried!
**[20:06] ---**
Medhi! You do a draw, too!
**[20:08] ---**
I'll pass. I want to use those SP to boost my stats.
**[20:13] ---**
Now, the bonus present time is over.
**[20:17] ---**
But before that, as a reward for fighting so hard
to defend the bond between mother and child...
**[20:24] ---**
I'll give you the chance to do one more draw.
**[20:28] ---**
Bonus
**[20:28] ---**
Go ahead, Masato!
**[20:29] ---**
Seriously?
**[20:32] ---**
Please! Please, GM's! I love you!
**[20:47] ---**
It's an apron that only mommies can equip!
**[20:50] ---**
Oh, my!
**[20:53] ---**
Oh, that's amazing.
**[20:54] ---**
It was a gatcha for children,
but somehow you got equipment for a mom.
**[21:00] ---**
Come on. Nobody's buying that it was chance.
**[21:03] ---**
Even though my name's Shirase?
**[21:04] ---**
That doesn't even make sense.
**[21:06] ---**
Look, look, Ma-kun!
**[21:11] ---**
I'll treasure the present you gave me!
**[21:18] ---**
Well, that's good, I guess.
**[22:57] ---**
*The previous incident with Wise, and now this...*
**[23:02] ---**
*It's clear they're trying to cause discord
between mother and child.*
**[23:06] ---**
*It appears someone is trying
to shut down this MMMMMORPG.*
**[23:18] ---**
However, if they want a fight...
**[23:24] ---**
...they'll give you one.
**[23:28] ---**
The hero parent and child
who are awakening to their true power!
**[23:34] ---**
Whoa, There's a Pressure Plate in a Place Like This.
Well, I'm Not Stepping On It. No, I'm Saying I Won't!
**[23:35] ---**
Ma-kun, look!
Mommy was able to type the tiny letters!
# E9 - Whoa, There's a Pressure Plate in a Place Like This. Well, I'm Not Stepping On It. No, I'm Saying I Won't!
Source: [Crunchyroll](https://www.crunchyroll.com/watch/GR0X4EV4Y/whoa-theres-a-pressure-plate-in-a-place-like-this-well-im-not-stepping-on-it-no-im-saying-i-wont)
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**[00:01] ---**
Question 1. Are you getting more chances
to interact with your son or daughter?
**[00:04] ---**
MMMMMORPG Questionnaire
**[00:07] ---**
Um... "Little by little, but yes,
we do seem to be getting closer."
**[00:14] ---**
LITTLE BY LITTLE, BUT YES,
WE DO SEEM TO BE GETTING CLOSER
**[00:20] ---**
Question 2. What did your son or daughter
say to you that made you happy?
**[00:26] ---**
"He said my mommy is the best."
**[00:33] ---**
I don't remember ever saying that...
**[00:35] ---**
I told her how you feel
when you weren’t around. Be grateful!
**[00:40] ---**
I'll have you arrested for perjury.
**[00:43] ---**
For now, I should teach her
how to type in non-capital letters...
**[00:46] ---**
Ah! Monsters have appeared!
**[00:52] ---**
This is our chance!
**[00:55] ---**
Mom's busy with the survey,
**[00:58] ---**
so let's work together and win the day!
**[01:04] ---**
Oh my! Monsters!
**[01:13] ---**
There we go.
**[01:20] ---**
Um, are all fights for this party...
**[01:24] ---**
Yup, they're all like this.
**[01:26] ---**
My mom always one-hit-kills everything.
**[01:30] ---**
Excuse me for a moment.
**[01:34] ---**
I don't want to blame Mamako,
**[01:37] ---**
but my plan to make everyone love me
as the party healer is ruined!
**[01:46] ---**
We can see your dark power leaking from here.
**[01:49] ---**
But, well, I understand how Medhi feels.
**[01:50] ---**
Another! And another!
**[01:53] ---**
We need to find a way to get stronger.
**[01:56] ---**
Stronger than any foe,
and stronger than my mom.
**[02:01] ---**
What's this?
**[02:03] ---**
New tower dungeon, now open!
**[02:06] ---**
Anyone who completes it
will be granted any wish they desire!
**[02:12] ---**
A scam, huh?
**[03:43] ---**
Whoa, There's a Pressure Plate in a Place Like This.
Well, I'm Not Stepping On It. No, I'm Saying I Won't!
**[03:46] ---**
I knew it was a scam, but I came anyway.
**[03:49] ---**
Let's see, what did it say?
**[03:51] ---**
“Walk across the pier
in the port city of Ommym, and you'll see...”
**[03:57] ---**
That tower dungeon is huge!
**[03:59] ---**
I can't even see the top!
**[04:01] ---**
How many floors do you think it is?
**[04:04] ---**
I sure hope there's an elevator.
**[04:08] ---**
It wouldn't be much of a dungeon
if you could just take the elevator.
**[04:12] ---**
Oh, you're adventurers, right?
**[04:16] ---**
Hey, can you help me find my kid?
He left the inn and hasn't come back.
**[04:21] ---**
Me, too! We were planning
on conquering the dungeon as mom and son,
**[04:24] ---**
but he got mad, pitched a fit and ran off.
**[04:28] ---**
So did mine!
Did he go to the tower alone?
**[04:32] ---**
Eh? What's going on here?
**[04:34] ---**
Wh-What is all this?
**[04:35] ---**
I don't understand what's going on!
**[04:39] ---**
At times like this...
**[04:41] ---**
We need to ask her for an explanation!
**[04:45] ---**
Oh, she's here, too!
**[04:47] ---**
It's surprisingly heavy!
**[04:48] ---**
Now then. Now then. Now, now then...
**[04:52] ---**
Time to use my revival magic.
**[04:55] ---**
Here I go!
**[04:56] ---**
Spara—
**[04:57] ---**
Spara la Magia bel mirale!
**[05:00] ---**
Rianimato!
**[05:01] ---**
REVIVE
**[05:03] ---**
M-Medhi!
**[05:05] ---**
This was my one chance
to finally do something!
**[05:07] ---**
I'm the healer, so I thought it was my job.
**[05:13] ---**
Greetings, everyone.
**[05:14] ---**
It's me, your favorite coffin-loving informant,
record holder for most deaths.
**[05:18] ---**
I inform you that I am Shirase.
**[05:21] ---**
Good morning!
**[05:23] ---**
Another death by bug?
There's too many of those in this game.
**[05:27] ---**
But this time, the bug saved me.
**[05:31] ---**
Actually, those mothers came to me, as well.
**[05:37] ---**
But I'm a GM, not a player.
**[05:40] ---**
I can't do an event
that's designed for players.
**[05:44] ---**
And so...
**[05:46] ---**
You solved the problem by dying?
**[05:48] ---**
It's strange, though.
**[05:50] ---**
I wasn't told about an event like this.
We need to find out what's going on.
**[05:55] ---**
Let's go!
**[05:57] ---**
Hello, tower dungeon!
**[06:00] ---**
Let's get to clearing it!
**[06:02] ---**
For now, just help me with the investigation.
**[06:06] ---**
You don't have to go further than the lower floors.
**[06:09] ---**
Forget the lower floors,
let's head all the way to the top!
**[06:12] ---**
And then I'll have my wish granted!
**[06:15] ---**
I'll show the world
that I can be greater than my mom,
**[06:18] ---**
and to weave tales of me,
the overpowered hero!
**[06:22] ---**
Hey, sorry to interrupt your fun,
but can I say something?
**[06:27] ---**
I'm a Sage, right? A Super-Sage!
**[06:30] ---**
So I can use a special ability
to see the future a little.
**[06:35] ---**
A special ability like that
belongs to a failure like you?
**[06:38] ---**
Wow!
**[06:39] ---**
She's making it up, guys.
**[06:40] ---**
Alright, just watch me tell your future, then.
**[06:44] ---**
We head into the dungeon, right?
**[06:47] ---**
Then Mamako's swords
will make our work easier, right?
**[06:49] ---**
And then when you get to the part
where you have your wish granted...
**[06:54] ---**
*I want to be overp—*
**[06:55] ---**
*Oh, right! I'm out of eggs
for tomorrow's breakfast, so I'd like eggs!*
**[07:00] ---**
Don't scare me like that!
**[07:02] ---**
It's okay, Ma-kun!
**[07:04] ---**
Mommy will make sure
she only asks for fresh eggs!
**[07:08] ---**
I'm not worried about the eggs!
**[07:09] ---**
Mom, keep your mouth shut in there! Got it?
**[07:13] ---**
Okay, let's all watch as my prophecy becomes true!
**[07:23] ---**
This tower is named "The Solo-Killing Tower."
**[07:26] ---**
So it's deadly for solo players, huh?
**[07:28] ---**
You can't beat it without a large party?
**[07:33] ---**
Then we can't clear it on our own?
**[07:36] ---**
Correct. You'll need to work
with other test players and NPCs to clear it.
**[07:44] ---**
Look, monsters!
**[07:46] ---**
Don't worry. Mamako will just rip them apart.
**[07:50] ---**
No, I can't do that.
**[07:53] ---**
You finally understand, Mom?
**[07:55] ---**
That your son is the star of this adventure!
**[07:58] ---**
They say you're not supposed
to kill any spiders you see in the morning, right?
**[08:04] ---**
Why?
**[08:05] ---**
Some people say they're supposed to be
a sign of good luck.
**[08:09] ---**
But I think that doesn't apply to monsters...
**[08:11] ---**
And look! They're actually really cute!
**[08:14] ---**
See?
**[08:16] ---**
Now she's friends with them!
**[08:19] ---**
When you were a kid, you loved the swings, too!
**[08:27] ---**
Is that...
**[08:32] ---**
It was an HP recovery square!
**[08:34] ---**
We hadn't lost any HP to begin with.
**[08:37] ---**
But I recognize this
from all the video games I've played!
**[08:40] ---**
You step on one, too, Porta!
**[08:42] ---**
Okay! I pick this one!
**[08:45] ---**
Exit Key
**[08:46] ---**
I got the exit key!
**[08:49] ---**
We can use this to get out of the dungeon instantly!
**[08:51] ---**
This is all good stuff!
**[08:53] ---**
Okay, I'll take this one!
It's gotta be a boost to magic!
**[08:57] ---**
Come on! Come on!
**[09:00] ---**
That's a magic sealing trap.
And every step on it increases its duration.
**[09:06] ---**
Huh?
**[09:08] ---**
Wise, allow me to take over!
**[09:12] ---**
With Wise out of the picture,
I'll be this party's only caster.
**[09:16] ---**
Now I can have the spotlight to myself!
**[09:19] ---**
Hey, Medhi!
**[09:20] ---**
Don't worry.
**[09:21] ---**
There are traps in the dungeon
which dispel bad status effects.
**[09:25] ---**
Also, its effects only last within the dungeon.
**[09:28] ---**
Would you stop making that "Tch!" sound
with that pretty face of yours?!
**[09:33] ---**
They're best friends now, huh?
**[09:35] ---**
What does this mark mean, then?
**[09:37] ---**
Oh, that?
**[09:39] ---**
It would be best if you stepped on that one.
**[09:42] ---**
Understood. Alright, then...
**[09:44] ---**
Hey, Mom, hold up!
You should ask what it does first!
**[09:48] ---**
Don't worry. It's something that will help you a lot
in your attempts to clear this dungeon.
**[09:53] ---**
And it's something that you, personally,
will appreciate.
**[09:58] ---**
I've got a horrible feeling...
**[10:00] ---**
Here I go!
**[10:05] ---**
Huh?
**[10:16] ---**
The wind will allow you to jump up
to the next level.
**[10:19] ---**
Go on after her, everyone.
**[10:24] ---**
Please, no more...
**[10:27] ---**
This isn't a reward. It's a nightmare.
**[10:32] ---**
Someday, you'll understand.
**[10:36] ---**
How wonderful pantyhose are...
**[10:38] ---**
That's not what I'm thinking about!
**[10:42] ---**
I'm surprised there are still people
trying to climb the tower.
**[10:51] ---**
But from the size of your party,
you don't seem to know how this dungeon works.
**[10:55] ---**
Such fools.
**[11:06] ---**
Hey, you okay?
**[11:07] ---**
I-I'm fine! I didn't trip.
**[11:12] ---**
Oh, okay.
**[11:13] ---**
So, who are you?
**[11:15] ---**
Does it matter?
**[11:16] ---**
I am one of the Four Fiends
of the rebel group Ribele,
**[11:19] ---**
Amante, the Betrayer of Mothers!
**[11:23] ---**
But there's no rule that says
I have to tell that to everyone I meet.
**[11:28] ---**
You just did, though.
**[11:29] ---**
Yeah, you did.
**[11:31] ---**
Is there any way you could tell us a little more?
**[11:34] ---**
You think I'm going to tell you anything?
**[11:37] ---**
I'm not telling you that the rebel group "Ribele"
is a group of kids who've rebelled against the mothers.
**[11:42] ---**
You just told us.
**[11:43] ---**
Yeah, you did.
**[11:46] ---**
All the adventurers in town
already joined my group.
**[11:51] ---**
But I guess a few more wandered in.
**[11:54] ---**
Oh no! Are you...
**[11:56] ---**
Oh, hello!
**[11:58] ---**
I'm Mamako Oosuki!
Ma-kun's mommy!
**[12:03] ---**
There's someone in my party
who says who she is when she shouldn't, too...
**[12:08] ---**
Is she the real Mamako Oosuki?
**[12:11] ---**
Hey! What's wrong?
**[12:13] ---**
I'm really scared of Mamako Oosuki!
But I won't tell you that!
**[12:18] ---**
They can't clear the tower
with a small party like that,
**[12:21] ---**
but I need to retreat and come up with a plan!
**[12:27] ---**
Lady Amante, are you okay?
**[12:30] ---**
We'll clear the dungeon before you do!
**[12:35] ---**
What was that about?
**[12:36] ---**
We learned important information.
**[12:39] ---**
Let's head back outside.
**[12:40] ---**
Ms. Porta, please use the key you found earlier.
**[12:43] ---**
Okay!
**[12:44] ---**
Ta-dah!
**[12:46] ---**
I will inform you of the truth.
This situation was not anticipated.
**[12:52] ---**
What you just saw was not an in-game event,
but a serious problem.
**[12:55] ---**
The mothers were looking
for their missing children.
**[12:59] ---**
Those children were the ones we saw in the tower.
**[13:01] ---**
I recognize several of their faces
from the player database.
**[13:05] ---**
They must have left their mothers
to join the rebel group Ribele.
**[13:10] ---**
And the one leading them is...
**[13:13] ---**
One of the Four Fiends,
Amante, the Betrayer of Mothers!
**[13:18] ---**
We've known for a while now that someone
is trying to cause problems between families.
**[13:22] ---**
We can assume that the rebel group Ribele,
and that girl we saw, were behind what we've seen.
**[13:29] ---**
So they gathered enough kids, who are rebelling
against their mothers, for the dungeon?
**[13:34] ---**
Which means...
**[13:35] ---**
They're not all just sitting in a circle,
complaining about their mothers, are they?
**[13:39] ---**
They want to get to the top of the tower
and get a wish of theirs granted.
**[13:43] ---**
And that wish must be...
**[13:45] ---**
It must be something evil
if the bad guys are wishing for it.
**[13:49] ---**
We have to do something about this!
**[13:52] ---**
Okay, let's rise up against evil!
**[13:54] ---**
Let's do our best so that the kids
can go back to their mommies.
**[14:00] ---**
Isn't this where the hero's party stops
the bad guy's plans and saves the world?
**[14:06] ---**
As a mom, I'd be more worried about my child
running away than the fate of the world.
**[14:13] ---**
But you know...
**[14:14] ---**
Mamako's right.
**[14:16] ---**
We can start with getting the kids back, right?
**[14:19] ---**
Without enough people,
they won't be able to beat the dungeon,
**[14:22] ---**
and we can stop their plans that way.
**[14:24] ---**
I think so, too!
**[14:26] ---**
Me, too. I think it's fine.
**[14:28] ---**
Well, it's more a question of my motivation...
**[14:32] ---**
But if we want to get them back,
we need to get to the floor they're on.
**[14:36] ---**
And that means we need more people.
**[14:40] ---**
What do we do?
**[14:42] ---**
I inform you that you should make a guild
and recruit members.
**[14:47] ---**
Come, come, come, come.
**[14:49] ---**
Please use this guild.
**[14:51] ---**
Enter Guild Name
**[14:52] ---**
Name it anything you like.
**[14:54] ---**
Th-This is our guild?
**[15:00] ---**
With MomMY Guild
**[15:00] ---**
Look, Ma-kun! I was able to type
the small letters like you showed me!
**[15:01] ---**
With MomMY Guild
REGISTERED
**[15:05] ---**
She already named it!
**[15:07] ---**
And she still typed it wrong!
**[15:27] ---**
Good morning, Ma-kun.
It's time to get up.
**[15:30] ---**
Just let me sleep a little more...
**[15:33] ---**
Oh dear, that's a problem.
**[15:35] ---**
Wait! I know just what to do!
**[15:38] ---**
Kiss!
**[15:41] ---**
Wh-What the...
**[15:43] ---**
That's the special skill, "Mother's Wake-up."
**[15:45] ---**
It can bring someone out of a coma instantly!
**[15:51] ---**
Thanks for the meal.
**[15:52] ---**
But you know...
**[15:55] ---**
This place is a mess.
Is anyone really going to join this guild?
**[15:59] ---**
I'm sure it will be fine.
**[16:01] ---**
Mommy will do her best
to make sure they feel welcome.
**[16:05] ---**
It's a guild, not a hotel.
**[16:07] ---**
Oh right, I remembered one more thing
to inform you of.
**[16:11] ---**
What's that?
**[16:12] ---**
I've given you a small present
to celebrate the founding of your guild.
**[16:17] ---**
It should be in your item storage.
Please use it to make your guild a fun place.
**[16:22] ---**
I leave the rest to you.
**[16:24] ---**
I must leave to investigate this rebel group.
**[16:30] ---**
What does she mean by "present?"
**[16:34] ---**
Master, if you want something,
come out and say it!
**[16:38] ---**
I always wanted to say that.
**[16:40] ---**
Master, I'll do anything you want me to.
**[16:43] ---**
Um! Um! Master! Just leave it to me!
**[16:52] ---**
With the exception of Porta,
I can't help but stare!
**[16:55] ---**
Maybe Shirase's better than I gave her credit for.
**[16:57] ---**
The size is perfect.
**[16:59] ---**
All she had to do
was make the chest as flat as possible.
**[17:03] ---**
Medhi, let's take this outside.
**[17:05] ---**
Masato, what did you get?
**[17:07] ---**
The same thing you did.
I think she hates me.
**[17:10] ---**
Which means your mom also...
**[17:12] ---**
Oh my! Such cute maids!
**[17:15] ---**
Huh? That's your usual outfit.
**[17:17] ---**
Ahem...
**[17:18] ---**
In order to minimize the mental strain on her son,
I forbid my mom from wearing cosplay.
**[17:24] ---**
That's no fun!
**[17:25] ---**
I wanted to wear the same outfit as her.
**[17:28] ---**
I was looking forward to seeing your reaction.
**[17:31] ---**
I'm not here to entertain you.
**[17:34] ---**
Also, please show a little more concern for me...
**[17:37] ---**
With all these cute maids,
the With Mommy guild has a bright future!
**[17:43] ---**
Let's all do our best!
**[17:44] ---**
Okay, Guild Momaster!
**[17:46] ---**
Let's get to work.
**[17:48] ---**
Our goal is to recruit more people, but...
**[17:51] ---**
First we need to repair our home base!
**[17:53] ---**
Let's be sure to make a good first impression!
**[17:55] ---**
If I have crafting materials, I can use
my item creation skill to repair and improve our guild!
**[18:00] ---**
Okay, let's split up to be more efficient!
**[18:03] ---**
One group can go shopping, another can clean!
**[18:05] ---**
I'll do my best!
**[18:07] ---**
Making them feel welcome is most important!
**[18:10] ---**
Okay, Guild Momaster!!
**[18:12] ---**
Momaster is a hard word to say, right?
**[18:14] ---**
Be back soon!
**[18:18] ---**
Welcome!
**[18:21] ---**
There's all kinds of building materials here!
**[18:23] ---**
How about this wall? This one's great, too!
**[18:27] ---**
Do you think Mamako would like this one?
**[18:30] ---**
Yes, I do!
**[18:32] ---**
And my job is to carry the bags.
**[18:33] ---**
This one's perfect! This one too! Um...
And this, and this! And this!
**[18:35] ---**
Since we have Porta's bag,
I don't even need to be here.
**[18:40] ---**
I'm the hero, aren't I? The main character?
**[18:49] ---**
I think Ma-kun's room is a little cleaner now.
**[18:55] ---**
His bed's nice and fluffy now, too.
**[19:01] ---**
I was thinking.
Do you really need to do all that?
**[19:04] ---**
I doubt he'll be using that room for long.
**[19:07] ---**
But right now, this is Ma-kun's room. His home.
**[19:11] ---**
I want to make sure it's nice and clean,
and say, "Welcome home."
**[19:15] ---**
He may get mad at me for cleaning it
without permission, though.
**[19:20] ---**
But that's something to be happy about, I'm sure.
**[19:25] ---**
Some moms don't get to say
"Welcome home" to their children.
**[19:32] ---**
Mamako...
**[19:35] ---**
Oh! Perhaps Ma-kun and the others are back?
**[19:39] ---**
Ma-kun, welcome home!
**[19:41] ---**
Oh my!
**[19:48] ---**
We got so many wonderful things!
I'm so satisfied.
**[19:52] ---**
Your smile alone is enough to satisfy me.
**[19:55] ---**
Now, where's the cash register...
**[19:58] ---**
Excuse me. Where's the laundry detergent
and washboards? Take me there.
**[20:04] ---**
With all those people,
it's hard to keep stocked up on necessities.
**[20:09] ---**
Oh, right. I need to get some heating pads,
to get the swelling down in my butt and shins.
**[20:16] ---**
You're Mamako Oosuki's son and his party!
**[20:20] ---**
You must be taking it easy,
if you're out here shopping.
**[20:23] ---**
Same to you.
**[20:25] ---**
Hey, Masato.
**[20:26] ---**
That girl seems to be treating her butt and shins
after hurting them yesterday, but it's too late!
**[20:31] ---**
You there, maid!
**[20:33] ---**
Stop saying scary things like that!
**[20:35] ---**
Anyway, I've got news for you—
**[20:37] ---**
The bruises won't heal right,
and you'll never feel confident in your body again.
**[20:42] ---**
For the rest of your life, you'll let out a sigh
whenever you see your legs or butt.
**[20:46] ---**
Poor girl.
**[20:52] ---**
M-Medhi, that's enough!
**[20:55] ---**
For your sake, if nothing else.
**[20:57] ---**
Come on, Amante, it's okay now.
**[21:00] ---**
If you want to tell us something, go ahead.
We're listening.
**[21:04] ---**
Forget it!
**[21:05] ---**
I'm not going to tell you
that I sent an assassin to your base!
**[21:10] ---**
You sent an assassin?
**[21:12] ---**
To attack the With Mommy guild?
**[21:15] ---**
If that's true...
**[21:19] ---**
It's not really a big deal, is it?
**[21:21] ---**
Mamako is there.
**[21:23] ---**
I agree!
She can take them down in one hit!
**[21:26] ---**
Yeah, you're right. With her there,
it's not really a problem.
**[21:30] ---**
See ya! Be sure to put those heating pads on!
**[21:32] ---**
Hold it! If you underestimate Ribele,
you're going to regret it!
**[21:43] ---**
Masato, Medhi, Porta!
**[21:44] ---**
Huh, Wise? Why are you here?
**[21:47] ---**
Hurry back to the guild!
Mamako's going to lose!
**[21:51] ---**
Mom losing? No way.
**[21:53] ---**
Hurry! It's a really bad situation!
**[21:57] ---**
Ma-kun!
**[21:59] ---**
Mom!
**[23:34] ---**
#10 The With Mommy Guild Welcomes All!
...Wait, It's a Bunch of Uninvited Guests!
**[23:35] ---**
What am I doing, you ask?
It’s mommy’s in-bed service!
# E10 - The With Mommy Guild Welcomes All! ...Wait, It's a Bunch of Uninvited Guests!
Source: [Crunchyroll](https://www.crunchyroll.com/watch/GR0X409GY/the-with-mommy-guild-welcomes-all-wait-its-a-bunch-of-uninvited-guests)
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**[00:04] ---**
*Mom's strong,
so there’s no way she could lose!*
**[00:08] ---**
*But, if something happens...*
**[00:11] ---**
Mom!
**[00:14] ---**
You see, Miss?
**[00:15] ---**
You'll get all kinds of visitors
if you have this crystal ball!
**[00:18] ---**
Your guild is sure to be a big success!
**[00:21] ---**
And we have a special sale that ends today!
**[00:24] ---**
You're sure lucky!
**[00:26] ---**
Oh my! What should I do?
**[00:29] ---**
*She's about to "lose" to a door-to-door salesman?*
**[00:32] ---**
This crystal ball is truly amazing!
**[00:34] ---**
Every member of your guild
will get two-hit multi-target attacks!
**[00:40] ---**
And your son will be very happy!
**[00:42] ---**
Ma-kun will?
**[00:44] ---**
Alright! I'll pay any price for it!
**[00:46] ---**
See! See! He's almost convinced her!
**[00:48] ---**
That's right! If he brings up Masato's name,
it's an easy win against her!
**[00:53] ---**
Give me a break... Sheesh.
Hey, you!
**[00:57] ---**
We don't talk to salesmen.
**[01:03] ---**
Same to you, Mom.
**[01:04] ---**
Don't let a shady guy like this fool you.
That's obvious junk.
**[01:08] ---**
Huh? O-Oh, it is?
**[01:13] ---**
M-M-M-Masato! Th-That’s a...
**[01:16] ---**
What's wrong, Porta?
**[01:19] ---**
That's a bomb!
**[02:54] ---**
#10 The With Mommy Guild Welcomes All!
...Wait, It's a Bunch of Uninvited Guests!
**[02:55] ---**
What do you mean a bomb?
**[02:57] ---**
I appraised it!
**[02:59] ---**
That crystal ball is a powerful bomb
that could blow up the entire guild!
**[03:09] ---**
Hey, Masato! Do something!
**[03:12] ---**
Why don't you grab it and jump into the sea?
**[03:15] ---**
Okay, leave it to me!
**[03:17] ---**
Wait, that would kill me, right?
**[03:23] ---**
It's going to blow up any second!
**[03:26] ---**
E-Everybody run!
**[03:30] ---**
There we go.
**[03:33] ---**
Don't cry.
**[03:35] ---**
Mommy's right here. Everything's fine.
**[03:38] ---**
It's okay. Be a good child.
**[03:40] ---**
Hey, Mom, what are you doing?
**[03:43] ---**
Can't you see? I'm giving it headpats.
**[03:46] ---**
The bomb is crying "Wah! Wah!"
like a baby, right?
**[03:51] ---**
So maybe if I give it headpats,
it will calm down.
**[03:56] ---**
No, no! You can't calm down a bomb, like... that?
**[04:06] ---**
Seriously?
**[04:10] ---**
It stopped.
**[04:12] ---**
That was another special mom skill,
"Mother's Headpat!"
**[04:16] ---**
Whenever something or somebody
is about to explode, she can calm it down!
**[04:21] ---**
Ma-kun used to cry all the time,
**[04:24] ---**
but when I held you like this and
patted your head, you always calmed down.
**[04:28] ---**
Remember those days?
**[04:30] ---**
I'm not sure if I like
being compared to a bomb...
**[04:33] ---**
To a mom, a bomb isn't much different
than a baby.
**[04:37] ---**
Both can blow up
and cause chaos at any moment!
**[04:42] ---**
When you think of it like that,
bombs are cute, aren't they?
**[04:45] ---**
No they're not...
**[04:48] ---**
Ma-kun, you were so cool back there!
**[04:51] ---**
You appeared out of nowhere
to save your mom from the mean salesman!
**[04:55] ---**
You're my hero!
**[04:58] ---**
I get to be a hero
just from driving off a salesman, huh?
**[05:02] ---**
Not a hard job to get, is it?
**[05:10] ---**
So can we assume that salesman
was the assassin Amante sent?
**[05:15] ---**
It seems lika a safe assumption.
**[05:17] ---**
Wait, so that was Amante's doing?
**[05:21] ---**
Fill me in!
**[05:22] ---**
Hey, you there.
**[05:24] ---**
What are you doing?
**[05:27] ---**
I didn't expect her to show up in person.
**[05:29] ---**
Why did you come here?
**[05:31] ---**
The reason doesn't matter, does it?
**[05:33] ---**
I came because I kept waiting
for the explosion and never heard it,
**[05:38] ---**
but I don't have to tell you that, do I?
**[05:41] ---**
So she's an idiot who can't keep
her mouth shut? How helpful.
**[05:47] ---**
You there, maid!
Don't call me an idiot!
**[05:50] ---**
I'm not a helpful idiot—
**[05:52] ---**
I have a question.
**[05:53] ---**
Was the "assassin" you spoke of that salesman?
**[05:59] ---**
That's absolutely right.
**[06:01] ---**
But I don't have to tell you that.
**[06:04] ---**
It was mean to send us a bomb!
I won't forgive you for that!
**[06:08] ---**
What are you talking about so suddenly?
**[06:11] ---**
Listen. We're enemies.
**[06:14] ---**
What's wrong with sending you a bomb I found
in the tower but couldn't do anything useful with?
**[06:21] ---**
Now she's explaining things we didn't even ask.
**[06:25] ---**
Um, Ms. Amante, may I have a word?
**[06:28] ---**
I told you, I'm not telling you anything—
**[06:31] ---**
Mamako Oosuki!
**[06:33] ---**
Stay away! Don't talk to me!
**[06:36] ---**
Please, listen to me.
**[06:39] ---**
You have all the adventurer children
with you, right?
**[06:43] ---**
Their mothers are all worried.
Could you tell them to go home—
**[06:47] ---**
Shut up! I refuse to even talk with you!
**[06:52] ---**
Hey!
**[06:53] ---**
You show up out of nowhere
and you're already running away?
**[06:56] ---**
Why did you even come here?
**[06:57] ---**
Like hell I'd ever answer that question!
**[07:02] ---**
I was going to tell you that
my next assassin is already on his way,
**[07:06] ---**
but I won't tell you that either!
**[07:08] ---**
Does that mean...
**[07:18] ---**
Oh my. It's a mess!
**[07:26] ---**
Miss...
**[07:28] ---**
How did you like your crystal ball bomb?
**[07:33] ---**
Are you...
**[07:35] ---**
I screwed up earlier, but it makes
a nice boom when it goes off, right?
**[07:40] ---**
I planted bombs ten times as powerful
all across the city.
**[07:44] ---**
No way!
**[07:45] ---**
Hey, you can't do that!
You'll blow up the city!
**[07:49] ---**
I've got the detonator right here.
**[07:51] ---**
If you don't want to see the town go up
in flames, you'll do what I say!
**[07:56] ---**
Oh, and just so we're clear,
only being served by maids will satisfy us.
**[08:02] ---**
Of course, Mamako will need to be a maid, too.
**[08:07] ---**
Very well. What do I have to do?
**[08:11] ---**
Food, first.
**[08:16] ---**
A maid mom, huh?
**[08:19] ---**
Let's laugh at her for the way she's dressed.
**[08:23] ---**
Sorry it took so long.
**[08:26] ---**
I've never worn a maid outfit before.
**[08:29] ---**
Did I put it on right?
**[08:32] ---**
*Oh, boy. It looks great on her!*
**[08:36] ---**
- You look amazing!
- Like an angel!
**[08:38] ---**
Oh my. Thank you...
**[08:40] ---**
Um, can you put a spell on the food
to make it taste better?
**[08:44] ---**
Oh, I'm not a magic-user,
so I don't know if I can!
**[08:48] ---**
- You can!
- Sure you can!
**[08:52] ---**
Go for it!
**[08:56] ---**
Mommy will make you dinner
with lots of love, okay?
**[09:01] ---**
Here.
**[09:03] ---**
It's Mommy's special fried rice!
**[09:06] ---**
Enjoy!
**[09:07] ---**
Let's eat!
**[09:09] ---**
Hey now, you were lazy and
just tossed stuff into a frying pan?
**[09:12] ---**
That's the problem with mothers...
**[09:17] ---**
Th-This is... Fried rice with ham!
**[09:21] ---**
Yes, that's right. I'm sure you'd prefer fried pork,
but I couldn't find any so I used ham instead.
**[09:30] ---**
You know...
**[09:31] ---**
My mom used to make this all the time.
**[09:35] ---**
She said fried rice with ham
was a classic family meal.
**[09:40] ---**
My mom would put little hot dogs in.
**[09:43] ---**
Mine used canned tuna.
**[09:46] ---**
Oh no... Somehow...
**[09:49] ---**
I really want to eat my mom's fried rice!
**[09:53] ---**
Ms. Mama's fried rice is delicious!
**[09:55] ---**
Ham really is the best!
**[09:58] ---**
I always used to have it with crab,
but ham is good, too!
**[10:09] ---**
These guys are easy.
**[10:12] ---**
Hey now!
**[10:13] ---**
It'll take more than food to satisfy us.
**[10:17] ---**
We're all fed and ready now.
**[10:20] ---**
Take us to the bedroom.
**[10:35] ---**
Okay, Mamako.
**[10:37] ---**
Time for you to give me lots of service in bed.
**[10:41] ---**
Service in bed?
**[10:43] ---**
You're kidding me!
**[10:44] ---**
So now that your appetite's fed,
that's what you want next?
**[10:47] ---**
You beasts!
**[10:48] ---**
We'll have to use force...
**[10:51] ---**
Hey, now. Don't forget that
we've got bombs all over the city.
**[10:57] ---**
If anything happens to me, they'll go boom.
**[11:02] ---**
Mom...
**[11:03] ---**
It's okay, Ma-kun.
**[11:05] ---**
The townspeople's lives are in danger.
**[11:08] ---**
That's enough of the drama talk
between mother and son.
**[11:11] ---**
Ready, Mamako?
**[11:14] ---**
You don't need me to tell you what to do, right?
**[11:19] ---**
Yes, I understand.
**[11:39] ---**
Be a good boy and go to sleep.
**[11:42] ---**
Go to sleep! Go to sleep!
**[11:47] ---**
Hey, what are you doing?
**[11:49] ---**
What, you ask?
It’s Mommy’s in-bed service!
**[11:52] ---**
N-No, I meant something a little more, uh...
**[11:59] ---**
Go to sleep.
**[12:01] ---**
Go to sleep.
**[12:04] ---**
Go to sleep.
**[12:06] ---**
You know, when I was a kid...
**[12:07] ---**
Go to sleep.
**[12:10] ---**
Go to sleep.
**[12:12] ---**
On nights I couldn't sleep...
**[12:14] ---**
Go to sleep.
**[12:16] ---**
My mom would always do this for me.
**[12:17] ---**
Go to sleep.
**[12:20] ---**
Go to sleep.
**[12:23] ---**
*I feel like a little kid again...*
**[12:26] ---**
*Lately, I've been making my mom so sad...*
**[12:35] ---**
*Just take your lunch!*
**[12:38] ---**
*I said I don't want it!*
**[12:40] ---**
Hang in there, Pocchi!
**[12:42] ---**
*Pocchi...*
**[12:46] ---**
Mom...
**[12:51] ---**
Hey, check out Pocchi! He fell asleep!
**[12:56] ---**
But it won't be so easy with us!
**[13:04] ---**
Mommy...
**[13:08] ---**
They all have such cute sleeping faces,
like little kids.
**[13:12] ---**
*I'm not sure if mom's amazing,
or they're just easy.*
**[13:18] ---**
*Both, I guess.*
**[13:24] ---**
We're sorry for the trouble!
**[13:26] ---**
Sorry!
**[13:28] ---**
We'll pick up the other bombs on our way back.
Alright, we're leaving now!
**[13:32] ---**
Go home and make your moms feel better, okay?
**[13:36] ---**
Okay!
**[13:40] ---**
Why did they even come here?
**[13:53] ---**
Hey, Mom...
**[13:55] ---**
You're the one who insisted on having
another naked strategy meeting, right?
**[13:58] ---**
If you have something to talk about, let's talk.
**[14:01] ---**
Is it about the children
who are still in the tower?
**[14:04] ---**
That's part of it.
**[14:06] ---**
But I'm wondering why Amante
is so angry about mothers...
**[14:12] ---**
What did you do, Mamako Oosuki?
**[14:15] ---**
How dare you send my assassins
home to their moms!
**[14:18] ---**
Thanks to you, I lost some of my best fighters!
**[14:22] ---**
Why are you here?
**[14:24] ---**
I'm not telling yo—
**[14:31] ---**
Wait, you came out of nowhere again
just to hide behind a rock?
**[14:35] ---**
What is your deal?
**[14:36] ---**
What? Of course I'm hiding!
I'm wearing nothing but a bath towel!
**[14:40] ---**
I can't let a boy see me like that!
**[14:44] ---**
Aren't you guys embarrassed,
all sharing a bath?
**[14:50] ---**
Oh, right.
**[14:52] ---**
Wow! A normal reaction, for once!
**[14:54] ---**
That wasn't the answer I was expecting...
**[14:57] ---**
Of course I'm embarrassed, but as a member
of this party, I'll have to just get used to it...
**[15:04] ---**
Eventually, I want to be the first one
to invite them.
**[15:09] ---**
I think of baths as something
we all take together now!
**[15:14] ---**
Forget that and explain what you're doing here!
**[15:17] ---**
Though I'm sure you'll tell us,
even if we don't ask.
**[15:21] ---**
Don't underestimate me.
**[15:23] ---**
The tower I live in now has no bath,
so the only place I can get clean is in the sea.
**[15:30] ---**
So I'm dying for a bath,
but I'm not telling you that!
**[15:34] ---**
Washing herself in the sea, huh?
**[15:36] ---**
You know, it did smell salty
when she came into the room.
**[15:42] ---**
You're right.
**[15:44] ---**
Now that you mention it,
her skin's all rough, too.
**[15:47] ---**
Her hair, too.
**[15:51] ---**
She just looks really disgusting.
**[15:54] ---**
You guys...
**[15:55] ---**
We're both girls here,
so can't you go a little easy on me?
**[16:00] ---**
Please stop saying things to make me cry!
**[16:05] ---**
Ouch!
**[16:07] ---**
Amante, are you okay?
**[16:08] ---**
Don't touch me!
**[16:10] ---**
This is your fault, Mamako Oosuki!
**[16:12] ---**
You really are a dangerous mother!
**[16:14] ---**
You're the one who will stand in the way
of our ideal becoming a reality!
**[16:19] ---**
I'll let you go for today,
but not next time! So be ready!
**[16:27] ---**
You can turn off the lights,
but don't empty out the bathwater!
**[16:30] ---**
Not that I'll be back later
to take a bath, or anything, got it?!
**[16:35] ---**
First she blows up our guild,
now she wants to use the bath?
**[16:39] ---**
I say we just let her.
**[16:41] ---**
Just drain it until it's ten centimeters deep.
**[16:44] ---**
Five is plenty.
**[16:46] ---**
Plop.
**[16:48] ---**
Good morning!
**[16:50] ---**
It's so early, what do you want?
**[16:58] ---**
I'm so sorry for the trouble our children caused.
**[16:58] ---**
GIFT
**[17:03] ---**
This is from a popular place
in our neighborhood.
**[17:06] ---**
We thought you might like it.
**[17:08] ---**
That's so kind of you.
**[17:11] ---**
You, too, Pocchi! Apologize.
**[17:13] ---**
Oh, right. I'm so sorry.
**[17:16] ---**
No, it's fine.
**[17:18] ---**
Thank you so much for the gift.
**[17:20] ---**
So, as our way of apologizing,
we came to help you today.
**[17:26] ---**
We mothers will join your guild
and help you clear the tower!
**[17:36] ---**
The weather sure is nice today, huh?
**[17:37] ---**
Yes, the perfect day for laundry!
**[17:39] ---**
I already hung mine out!
**[17:42] ---**
No, no, no...
What's going on here?
**[17:45] ---**
Did somebody put an illusion spell on me?
**[17:47] ---**
Masato, you can't look away from reality.
**[17:50] ---**
But a party full of moms? Is that even allowed?
**[17:55] ---**
Don't worry. I've already informed the GM's
of the situation,
**[18:00] ---**
as well as secretly removed
the restrictions on who could join your guild.
**[18:05] ---**
I really wish you hadn't.
**[18:08] ---**
If only Pocchi and his friends were here...
**[18:12] ---**
*Sorry, we can't join your guild.*
**[18:15] ---**
*We have our own things to do.*
**[18:18] ---**
*Good luck!*
**[18:19] ---**
*They said they had something to do,
but what did they mean?*
**[18:23] ---**
Ma-kun, the moms in town are just worried
about their children in the tower.
**[18:29] ---**
- So...
- Yeah, yeah. I know.
**[18:31] ---**
I need to understand how a parent feels.
**[18:34] ---**
Oh my! Your mommy's so happy
to see you've matured!
**[18:38] ---**
Thanks.
**[18:40] ---**
Still, I wonder how our group looks
to other people.
**[18:45] ---**
They must be crazy. They can't possibly
clear the tower with a group like that.
**[18:51] ---**
But as long as Mamako Oosuki's around,
I can't let my guard down.
**[18:54] ---**
I'll need to do something.
**[18:59] ---**
I'm not sure about the group we've got,
but we can finally start clearing the tower.
**[19:03] ---**
Ma-kun, can I have a moment?
**[19:06] ---**
This person...
**[19:07] ---**
Sorry. I'm just really worried.
**[19:11] ---**
Oh, right.
**[19:13] ---**
It's natural to be worried
about going to a dungeon.
**[19:16] ---**
No, that's not it.
I left all the windows at home open.
**[19:21] ---**
I see, the windows at... home?
**[19:24] ---**
The weather was nice, so I wanted
to get some fresh air in the house.
**[19:28] ---**
I see.
**[19:29] ---**
But when I was talking to the other moms,
**[19:32] ---**
they told me a lot of places
were being robbed in another neighborhood.
**[19:37] ---**
I'll be too worried to do anything
if I don't go home and close them!
**[19:41] ---**
But we're already here.
**[19:43] ---**
You don't need to worry about the windows...
**[19:45] ---**
What's that? Did you say something?
**[19:48] ---**
Did I say something strange? I didn't, did I?
**[19:51] ---**
I'm seriously worried.
Are you saying it's okay if my house gets robbed?
**[19:55] ---**
Will you take responsibility if it does?
**[19:57] ---**
No! I'm sorry!
**[19:59] ---**
Hey, Wise. Can you come here?
**[20:02] ---**
What's up?
**[20:04] ---**
Use your magic to send
this woman to her house.
**[20:07] ---**
Bring her back when she's done.
Can you do it?
**[20:10] ---**
Sure thing!
**[20:11] ---**
Oh, you can send us right home with magic?
**[20:14] ---**
Could you help me, too?
**[20:17] ---**
Well, there's a limit to how many people
I can take, but I could take one more...
**[20:21] ---**
Then, what about me?
**[20:23] ---**
My house is close to your base...
**[20:27] ---**
Well, I guess I could make two stops.
**[20:29] ---**
Then can you take me, too?
**[20:31] ---**
Just to the entrance of town!
**[20:33] ---**
Um, how many teleportation spells
do I need to cast?
**[20:33] ---**
Me, too!
**[20:37] ---**
I wonder if I have enough MP.
**[20:41] ---**
Good luck, Wise.
**[20:45] ---**
They're not here.
**[20:47] ---**
I planned on using these bombs to bury them alive
the moment they came into the tower.
**[20:52] ---**
Where are they?
**[20:54] ---**
Should I go take a look outside?
**[21:02] ---**
That hurts!
**[21:05] ---**
What's that sound?
It sounds like a crying baby.
**[21:09] ---**
No, isn't that the sound
of the bomb's countdown?
**[21:16] ---**
Th-Th-The switch!
**[21:18] ---**
I pushed it on accident!
**[21:25] ---**
No... more...
**[21:28] ---**
Wise, I forgot I left the futons hanging outside.
**[21:32] ---**
Could you take me back home again
so I can bring them in?
**[21:35] ---**
Oh, are you a healer, Medhi?
**[21:37] ---**
Y-Yes...
**[21:38] ---**
Lately, the cartilage in my knee
has been hurting.
**[21:41] ---**
My back, too.
**[21:43] ---**
I recommend glucosamine.
**[21:45] ---**
You're such a good girl,
adventuring at a young age like this!
**[21:48] ---**
I've got lots more sweets, so eat up, okay?
**[21:51] ---**
Okay! Thank you very much!
**[21:53] ---**
You, too! There's plenty more!
**[21:54] ---**
Clearing a dungeon is lots of fun,
isn't it, Ma-kun?
**[21:59] ---**
We haven't even gone inside yet...
**[23:35] ---**
#11: The Courage to Accept Things. A Loving Heart.
Also, Full-Body Armor.
That’s What a Mother Needs... Wait, Armor?
**[23:35] ---**
I can do it! Because I'm Full Armor Mommy!
# E11 - The Courage to Accept Things. A Loving Heart. Also, Full-Body Armor. That's What a Mother Needs... Wait, Armor?
Source: [Crunchyroll](https://www.crunchyroll.com/watch/GRG5MW81R/the-courage-to-accept-things-a-loving-heart-also-full-body-armor-thats-what-a-mother-needs-wait-armor)
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**[00:01] ---**
Sheesh... We're finally inside the tower.
**[00:04] ---**
No more teleportation... I'm out of MP.
**[00:07] ---**
Wise is very tired!
**[00:10] ---**
I can't take another step.
**[00:12] ---**
Then let's leave Wise here...
**[00:15] ---**
No, we don't want her slowing us down,
so let's throw her in the sea.
**[00:22] ---**
She's not insulting me back
like she usually does...
**[00:24] ---**
That's no fun.
**[00:26] ---**
Just worry about me instead of
being mean once in a while!
**[00:31] ---**
Fine.
**[00:39] ---**
So relaxing!
**[00:40] ---**
You're heavier than I thought.
**[00:42] ---**
Did you say something?
**[00:43] ---**
Oh, it's so nice to be young!
**[00:46] ---**
As expected from a hero!
**[00:48] ---**
If I was only 30 years younger...
**[00:51] ---**
Hey, everyone, please keep in line.
**[00:54] ---**
Okay, let's all follow Ma-kun
and get to the top of the tower!
**[00:58] ---**
Okay!
**[01:11] ---**
It collapsed.
**[01:12] ---**
Did something happen?
**[01:14] ---**
The cause is unknown, but it's better for us.
**[01:18] ---**
I inform you that this rubble
is perfect for climbing to the next floor.
**[01:24] ---**
But it seems a bit dangerous...
**[01:26] ---**
Leave it to me!
I'll show you a safe path!
**[01:35] ---**
If Porta says it's fine, it must be fine!
**[01:37] ---**
Yeah. She's cute, so it must be safe.
**[01:39] ---**
Okay, let's get going. Move out, Masato!
**[01:42] ---**
You're actually fine, aren't you?
**[01:53] ---**
I thought I was done for!
**[01:55] ---**
When did they get up there?
I must follow them!
**[01:58] ---**
Oh, I'm pretty sure somewhere around here...
**[02:02] ---**
There we go!
**[02:03] ---**
I'll use this warp tile to get ahead of them.
**[03:40] ---**
#11: The Courage to Accept Things. A Loving Heart.
Also, Full-Body Armor.
That’s What a Mother Needs... Wait, Armor?
**[03:44] ---**
We've come pretty high up.
**[03:46] ---**
Nothing's slowed us down!
**[03:47] ---**
But we could be attacked by monsters
at any moment from here on.
**[03:52] ---**
Let's stay sharp.
**[03:54] ---**
I'm so tired.
**[03:56] ---**
My back hurts!
**[03:58] ---**
The sweat's washing away my makeup!
**[04:00] ---**
Um, what are you doing?
**[04:02] ---**
Everyone's looking a little tired.
**[04:05] ---**
Let's take a small break.
**[04:07] ---**
I've got a secret!
I hid a clever trap on this floor!
**[04:12] ---**
Whenever someone raises a metal weapon,
they'll be struck by lightning!
**[04:16] ---**
This time, Mamako Oosuki
and her friends are done for!
**[04:22] ---**
But they're awfully late.
**[04:24] ---**
What are they doing?
**[04:28] ---**
A monster?!
**[04:35] ---**
Oh, this is so good!
**[04:36] ---**
I picked up some leftovers
when we teleported back!
**[04:39] ---**
It reminds me of my son's sports day!
**[04:42] ---**
My son was so good during the races!
**[04:44] ---**
Ma-kun ran in the relay.
**[04:46] ---**
Oh, Porta, do you have any more plates?
**[04:49] ---**
Here!
**[04:50] ---**
You're certainly taking it easy.
**[04:52] ---**
I'm starting to feel better.
**[04:55] ---**
Well, we do need to rest,
but we should be a little more on edge.
**[04:58] ---**
Do they really want to clear the tower?
**[05:01] ---**
Don't worry, Ma-kun.
**[05:03] ---**
Mommies are ready when it counts,
so don't worry.
**[05:07] ---**
Can I believe that?
**[05:09] ---**
Of course.
**[05:10] ---**
Believe in me and the other mommies.
**[05:13] ---**
I promise!
**[05:16] ---**
Okay. I'll believe in you.
**[05:19] ---**
Yep! Yep!
**[05:20] ---**
Okay!
**[05:22] ---**
We had a nice rest, so let's wash the dishes!
**[05:26] ---**
Everybody, bring me your dirty plates.
**[05:29] ---**
Okay!
**[05:32] ---**
We're ready when it counts!
**[05:34] ---**
What are you doing, Mom?
**[05:35] ---**
What are you doing?!
**[05:41] ---**
Oh, Amante!
**[05:42] ---**
A-Are you okay?
**[05:44] ---**
I set a trap for you, messed up, and got hit
with it myself, but I'm not telling you that!
**[05:49] ---**
It doesn't hurt at all.
**[05:51] ---**
Sorry to hear that...
**[05:52] ---**
Sorry you got hurt!
**[05:53] ---**
Anyway, what's with all
those moms in your party?
**[05:57] ---**
Is this some kind of joke?
**[05:59] ---**
You think so, right?
**[06:00] ---**
And you're taking forever
going up the tower!
**[06:03] ---**
Sorry! Us mommies have many things to do!
**[06:06] ---**
You gotta be kidding me! Sheesh!
**[06:10] ---**
Moms here! Moms there!
**[06:12] ---**
It's always moms who make me suffer,
who make me so miserable!
**[06:16] ---**
Knock it the hell off! I mean it!
**[06:17] ---**
C-Calm down!
**[06:19] ---**
Amante, we'll be up as soon as
I've washed the dishes.
**[06:22] ---**
Give us just a little more time, okay?
**[06:24] ---**
I'm sick of waiting!
**[06:26] ---**
If it's come to this, let's settle it
here and now, Mamako Oosuki!
**[06:29] ---**
I challenge you to a washing competition!
**[06:36] ---**
Okay! Thanks for waiting!
**[06:38] ---**
Here we have Mamako vs. Moron-mante!
**[06:41] ---**
Hey you, Sage!
Don't call me such a weird name!
**[06:45] ---**
Mamako vs. the girl who has no idea
how bad she's about to get beat is about to begin!
**[06:51] ---**
You, too, Healer!
**[06:52] ---**
Start!
**[06:55] ---**
Here I go!
**[06:57] ---**
Look, she began washing
the least dirty dishes first!
**[07:00] ---**
It's the first rule of washing dishes,
but kids these days don't know that!
**[07:05] ---**
Actually, I'm good at all kinds of chores.
**[07:08] ---**
I have the skills to get by without a mother.
**[07:11] ---**
Now, Mamako Oosuki, admit defeat!
**[07:14] ---**
Okay, time to get started!
**[07:16] ---**
Wait, what's with the sword?
**[07:25] ---**
Okay!
**[07:27] ---**
All done!
**[07:30] ---**
The guild building's pipes are broken, and it was tough
to wash anything, so I asked my sword for help!
**[07:35] ---**
So it made water for me!
It was really convenient!
**[07:38] ---**
That's cheating! No fair!
**[07:40] ---**
Judges, your verdict!
**[07:43] ---**
Mamako
**[07:46] ---**
I inform that you may wash dishes however you like.
What's important is speed and cleanliness.
**[07:52] ---**
The winner is Mamako!
**[07:56] ---**
Oh my! I won!
**[07:58] ---**
Amazing! I'm so impressed!
**[08:00] ---**
I-I was just getting warmed up!
**[08:03] ---**
Next time is for real.
Now get me something to wash!
**[08:06] ---**
There's nothing left to wash...
**[08:08] ---**
Oh, I know.
**[08:10] ---**
How about we do clothes next?
**[08:12] ---**
Hey, my shirts!
**[08:14] ---**
We've been running around all day, right?
So I didn't have time to wash them.
**[08:19] ---**
Sounds good. Very well, then.
**[08:24] ---**
Okay, on to the next round.
**[08:26] ---**
Mamako vs. Loser-mante.
**[08:29] ---**
Hey!
**[08:30] ---**
Mamako vs. the girl who should
really wash her own shirt,
**[08:34] ---**
since it smells all salty
and has gotten moldy from seawater,
**[08:40] ---**
in a shirt washing competition!
**[08:44] ---**
It doesn't smell salty, and it's not moldy!
**[08:47] ---**
Start!
**[08:49] ---**
Mommy will give her all and make Ma-kun's shirt
whiter and brighter than anybody else’s!
**[08:55] ---**
Ms. Mama is serious!
**[09:00] ---**
I've basically been homeless living in the tower,
so I'll show you what I've learned!
**[09:07] ---**
A washboard, huh?
**[09:10] ---**
Spara la Magia pel mirale... Morte!
**[09:15] ---**
I didn't say it was your washboard!
**[09:18] ---**
Well? I got those tough stains out!
**[09:21] ---**
Amante, if you scrub it that hard,
you'll damage Ma-kun's shirt!
**[09:28] ---**
Go!
**[09:38] ---**
Delicate wash mode, okay?
**[09:49] ---**
Judges?
**[09:50] ---**
Mamako
**[09:53] ---**
Yet again, the winner is Mamako!
**[09:56] ---**
A mommy's love makes anything possible!
**[10:00] ---**
She's an amazing mommy!
**[10:03] ---**
I won't let anybody else
be Ma-kun's number one!
**[10:07] ---**
My mom's my number one? That's hell!
**[10:10] ---**
Where did that come from, anyway!
**[10:14] ---**
I refuse to lose to a mom!
**[10:18] ---**
That's right! I haven't lost yet!
**[10:22] ---**
Don't forget! Next time we meet,
we'll finish this!
**[10:27] ---**
What was that about, anyway?
**[10:29] ---**
Slash! Slash!
**[10:35] ---**
We made it to floor 81, huh?
**[10:41] ---**
This tile is...
**[10:42] ---**
It's Wise's time to shine!
**[10:44] ---**
Go on! Go on!
**[10:45] ---**
What? Stop it—
**[10:51] ---**
Huh?
**[10:52] ---**
My body feels lighter!
**[10:54] ---**
You're right!
**[11:02] ---**
This is nice!
**[11:06] ---**
Looks like...
**[11:09] ---**
This has the effect of getting rid
of your late-afternoon fatigue.
**[11:14] ---**
No, I'm afraid that's incorrect.
**[11:19] ---**
I inform you that this is a trap
that removes equipment.
**[11:25] ---**
So that's why my body feels lighter!
**[11:27] ---**
Why didn't you inform me earlier?
**[11:29] ---**
I thought it might lighten up
what's turning into a rather boring dungeon run.
**[11:35] ---**
Though the lack of defense resulting from
having no armor is a bit of problem.
**[11:40] ---**
It's not a bit of a problem,
it's a huge problem.
**[11:42] ---**
No, there's something to be more afraid of.
**[11:45] ---**
Hey, Ma-kun, what's wrong?
Why'd you stop?
**[12:02] ---**
I wondered why it was suddenly breezy.
I guess all my clothes disappeared!
**[12:07] ---**
Oh, so did Ma-kun's!
**[12:08] ---**
You and mommy both!
**[12:12] ---**
I knew this was coming...
**[12:14] ---**
Oh no.
**[12:16] ---**
Ma-kun, what's wrong?
**[12:17] ---**
Does your stomach hurt?
Let me rub it!
**[12:21] ---**
Don't lean forward like that!
**[12:24] ---**
By the way, I informed the other mothers
not to stop on that tile.
**[12:31] ---**
Let's keep the messing around
to a minimum, okay?
**[12:34] ---**
If we run into a monster like this...
**[12:37] ---**
Those are monsters... Lots of monsters!
**[12:42] ---**
We're on the 90th floor, close to the top,
so you'll need to be careful.
**[12:48] ---**
It's frustrating to hear that from the person
who's messing around more than anybody.
**[12:51] ---**
But get ready to fight!
**[12:53] ---**
That's right!
Mommy will fight with you!
**[12:57] ---**
You didn't forget about us, right?
**[13:00] ---**
You can count on my Super Sage powers!
**[13:03] ---**
I’m here for healing, buffing
and smashing things!
**[13:05] ---**
Leave it to me!
**[13:07] ---**
It's dangerous, so please get back!
**[13:10] ---**
Okay, we're all ready to go!
**[13:11] ---**
But would it kill you to be a little embarrassed?
**[13:15] ---**
That reaction is important!
Don't mess it up!
**[13:18] ---**
I don't know why, but Masato is mad!
**[13:21] ---**
U-Um... Should we apologize?
**[13:25] ---**
You can apologize, but...
**[13:30] ---**
But if we're all in our underwear,
it means our defense is nearly zero.
**[13:35] ---**
This is bad news, right?
**[13:41] ---**
Amante? You again?
**[13:45] ---**
You've done well to make it this far.
My compliments.
**[13:48] ---**
What happened to your clothes?
**[13:50] ---**
Huh? My clothes? What are you—
**[13:54] ---**
Wh-What's going on?
**[13:57] ---**
I was in such a hurry to get up the tower
that I stepped on a trap, didn't I?
**[14:00] ---**
Notice before you make your big entrance.
**[14:02] ---**
Points for reacting like you're supposed to,
but you're no better than the others, are you?
**[14:06] ---**
Sh-Shut up!
**[14:08] ---**
Anyway, I'm finishing this as promised!
**[14:10] ---**
I'll use our full might to crush you!
**[14:14] ---**
Come on out!
**[14:20] ---**
They look pretty tough, huh?
**[14:23] ---**
And there are many of them.
**[14:25] ---**
Which means we need Mamako to handle it.
**[14:28] ---**
No matter how many enemies there are, I'm fine!
**[14:30] ---**
Okay, let's start with Mom's
two-hit multi-target attacks!
**[14:34] ---**
Oh, you're attacking, huh?
Good! Go ahead, attack!
**[14:37] ---**
Go right on ahead!
**[14:40] ---**
Um, can I say something?
**[14:42] ---**
I think I recognize the thing
on that monster's head.
**[14:48] ---**
That mohawk...
**[14:52] ---**
Is that... Pocchi?
**[14:55] ---**
I think that was the name
of this adventurer.
**[14:58] ---**
There was a dummy who used a warp tile
to come up here while you were messing around.
**[15:03] ---**
Pocchi came to the tower?
**[15:04] ---**
Then, that dummy tried to get
the other adventurers to rise up against me,
**[15:10] ---**
so I changed them into
more fitting forms. All of them.
**[15:15] ---**
But I'm not telling you any of that!
**[15:18] ---**
It'll be more fun to have you fight
without your knowing!
**[15:22] ---**
I see!
**[15:23] ---**
You've got guts pulling a stunt like that!
**[15:25] ---**
P-Please, don't hurt Pocchi!
**[15:29] ---**
He's a good boy at heart!
**[15:31] ---**
Don't attack my son!
**[15:34] ---**
Mine either! Please!
**[15:38] ---**
Hey, Ma-kun...
**[15:40] ---**
Mommy can't attack Pocchi and his friends.
**[15:43] ---**
Yeah, of course!
**[15:44] ---**
This is really bad!
**[15:46] ---**
You won't attack?
**[15:48] ---**
Then I will!
**[15:49] ---**
Go! Destroy Mamako Oosuki, her party,
and the moms you hate!
**[16:04] ---**
M-Mommy...
**[16:07] ---**
Help! Help me!
**[16:13] ---**
Pocchi!
**[16:15] ---**
Mom!
**[16:17] ---**
Mama!
**[16:18] ---**
They're asking their moms for help?
**[16:21] ---**
What are you doing?
**[16:22] ---**
I thought you hated your mothers!
**[16:25] ---**
Forget it.
**[16:30] ---**
*You're so mad! So angry! So pissed!*
**[16:34] ---**
*It makes you so mad just being around her!*
**[16:36] ---**
*All she ever does is complain and lecture!*
**[16:38] ---**
*Do this! Do that! You're sick of it!*
**[16:41] ---**
*Who is it who makes you so mad?*
**[16:43] ---**
*Yes, it's her!*
**[16:45] ---**
*She is pure evil!*
**[16:47] ---**
*A creature that steals freedom
and peace from children. And so...*
**[16:53] ---**
Be careful, everyone!
**[17:02] ---**
They're not after us!
**[17:05] ---**
That's right! That's what I want!
Get them!
**[17:08] ---**
Now, I'm off to put on some clothes
and fulfill my goal.
**[17:12] ---**
Maybe Mom can attack them
and slow them down...
**[17:15] ---**
No, a stray shot might hit the other moms!
**[17:19] ---**
Damn it! What do I do?
**[17:21] ---**
Spara la Magia pel mirale!
**[17:24] ---**
Barieila!
**[17:24] ---**
Barrier
**[17:27] ---**
Also... Forti Bento!
**[17:29] ---**
Violent Wind
**[17:33] ---**
And even more...
**[17:35] ---**
Spara la Magia pel mirale!
**[17:38] ---**
Cheko!
**[17:38] ---**
Blindness
**[17:42] ---**
What do you think
of our magical girl combination?
**[17:46] ---**
It won't do much but buy time,
but now you can do something!
**[17:49] ---**
Well done, you two!
**[17:51] ---**
Amazing!
**[17:53] ---**
Wise, Medhi, thank you!
**[17:55] ---**
Now, it's Mommy's turn!
**[17:57] ---**
Do you have a plan, Mom?
**[17:59] ---**
Yes, remember what I said?
Moms are ready when it counts.
**[18:04] ---**
Everybody, you still can't believe it, right?
**[18:07] ---**
That your children have turned
into monsters and are attacking you.
**[18:11] ---**
But what's happening is real.
**[18:14] ---**
B-But it's because that Amante girl
did something, right?
**[18:18] ---**
That's right! It's her fault!
**[18:20] ---**
My child would never hurt his parent!
**[18:23] ---**
I don't think that's everything.
**[18:26] ---**
I think there's something in your children,
maybe not hatred, but a feeling of unhappiness...
**[18:37] ---**
Of course, it's the same for me and my son.
**[18:41] ---**
I can always feel that same feeling within him...
**[18:49] ---**
Just as parents have feelings, so do children.
**[18:53] ---**
Sometimes that unhappiness swells up,
and they can attack like monsters.
**[18:59] ---**
But that's part of who your child is, too!
**[19:04] ---**
So...
**[19:06] ---**
We must accept it.
**[19:09] ---**
Do you mean accept it, and talk with them?
**[19:13] ---**
Y-You're right.
That seems like a good way, but...
**[19:17] ---**
It's okay. You can do it.
**[19:19] ---**
Because moms can use incredible power!
**[19:49] ---**
Wh-What's that?
**[19:50] ---**
Full armor?
**[19:51] ---**
No, it's Full Mom-or!
**[19:54] ---**
Indeed.
**[19:55] ---**
An indestructible armor that can endure
any attack from her child,
**[19:59] ---**
I inform you that this is Full Mom-or!
**[20:01] ---**
So this is a mother's power?
**[20:03] ---**
Our power!
**[20:05] ---**
With this power, perhaps...
**[20:08] ---**
I can accept my son!
**[20:10] ---**
You can! Because you're Full Mom-or Mommy!
**[20:19] ---**
Pocchi, your mom understands!
**[20:22] ---**
Because I'm your mom!
**[20:31] ---**
Your attacks don't hurt at all!
**[20:45] ---**
What?
**[20:48] ---**
Mommy understands.
**[20:50] ---**
There are many things about me
you're upset about, right?
**[20:53] ---**
No, I'm most upset about
what's happening right now!
**[20:58] ---**
Mommy will hear you out. She'll listen.
**[21:02] ---**
I get it! I'll never do it again!
So please let go!
**[21:07] ---**
Everybody's so close to their mommies, huh?
**[21:09] ---**
Their power to love is incredible!
**[21:11] ---**
Moms are so strong!
**[21:13] ---**
I'm so moved!
**[21:15] ---**
Looks like a scene from hell, to me...
**[21:20] ---**
But I guess it's okay.
**[21:23] ---**
Alright!
**[21:24] ---**
I'll hug you tight, too, Ma-kun,
since you love me so much!
**[21:31] ---**
Our moms finally let us go.
**[21:34] ---**
I didn't think you'd be here.
**[21:38] ---**
Were you trying to
take down Amante or something?
**[21:40] ---**
Yeah, I felt like I had to try, you know?
To atone for what I did.
**[21:46] ---**
Do you know what wish Amante is trying
to have granted at the top of the tower?
**[21:51] ---**
No, we don't.
**[21:53] ---**
Then I'll tell you.
**[21:55] ---**
This is that idiot's wish...
**[21:58] ---**
She wants to erase all mothers from the world.
**[23:34] ---**
#12: I Hoped Against Hope the Wish Would Not Be Granted.
But It Totally Was.
**[23:35] ---**
Okay, Ma-kun! Time to go on a great adventure
with your mommy and friends!
# E12 - I Hoped Against Hope the Wish Would Not Be Granted. But It Totally Was.
Source: [Crunchyroll](https://www.crunchyroll.com/watch/GRZJVVDK6/i-hoped-against-hope-the-wish-would-not-be-granted-but-it-totally-was)
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**[00:04] ---**
*If you can clear the tower,
you can have any wish of yours granted.*
**[00:08] ---**
*Amante wants to use it
to rid the world of all mothers.*
**[00:15] ---**
*Thanks to Mamako, we woke up from her spell.
So we came to stop her.*
**[00:20] ---**
*But she defeated us.*
**[00:25] ---**
I gathered enough people
to get around the limit.
**[00:28] ---**
I can defeat the boss on level 100 by myself.
**[00:31] ---**
I'm done with you.
**[00:33] ---**
No, I think I can use you to slow her down.
**[00:38] ---**
*Sorry for letting her use us!*
**[00:40] ---**
*Please hurry, or her wish will be granted!*
**[00:44] ---**
I won't let that happen!
**[00:46] ---**
Okay, just three more floors!
**[00:48] ---**
This is huge!
There must be something here!
**[00:51] ---**
But we don't have time to waste.
**[00:54] ---**
Let's hurry!
**[02:30] ---**
#12: I Hoped Against Hope the Wish Would Not Be Granted.
But It Totally Was.
**[02:37] ---**
Huh?
**[02:39] ---**
Oh...
**[02:40] ---**
This is one of those things
you see all the time in RPG's.
**[02:43] ---**
You step on a trap and suddenly
the whole party gets separated!
**[02:51] ---**
And then there's some
nasty little traps and such,
**[02:54] ---**
but everyone makes it
through the dungeon safely and meets up!
**[02:58] ---**
Yes, yes! That's how this works!
**[03:02] ---**
Works... Works... Works... Works...
**[03:10] ---**
Right! Time to get going!
**[03:21] ---**
Somebody's there!
**[03:29] ---**
I found Ma-kun!
**[03:32] ---**
M-Mom?
**[03:35] ---**
Don't scare me like that!
**[03:37] ---**
Sorry for scaring you.
**[03:40] ---**
Don't laugh like that. Jeez.
**[03:43] ---**
Anyway, I'm glad to see you're safe.
**[03:48] ---**
Let's get going, then.
**[03:51] ---**
Ma-kun, not that way. This way.
**[03:54] ---**
Come this way.
**[03:57] ---**
Is that the way?
**[04:02] ---**
Hey, this isn't the way.
**[04:04] ---**
No, this is the way.
**[04:06] ---**
Come on, Ma-kun. Come here.
**[04:16] ---**
Oh my! I wasn't able to capture Ma-kun!
**[04:19] ---**
Too bad!
**[04:21] ---**
Ma-kun! Mommy's over here!
**[04:26] ---**
Come here!
**[04:29] ---**
So you look like Mom, but you're not.
**[04:33] ---**
You're a trap.
**[04:35] ---**
Ma-kun?
**[04:37] ---**
Ma-kun!
**[04:40] ---**
Sheesh... I don't have time for this.
**[04:44] ---**
Hey, Ma-kun, wait!
**[04:46] ---**
Ma-kun! Over here!
**[04:49] ---**
Come here!
**[04:50] ---**
Over here, Ma-kun!
**[04:52] ---**
Jeez! Ma-kun!
**[04:54] ---**
Ma-kun! Come here!
**[04:56] ---**
Ma-kun! Come over here!
**[05:00] ---**
Ma-kun! Ma-kun!
**[05:03] ---**
Ma-kun! Ma-kun!
**[05:07] ---**
Over here! Over here!
**[05:09] ---**
Oh my!
**[05:12] ---**
This way!
**[05:14] ---**
Ma-kun! Ma-kun!
**[05:15] ---**
Oh, the exit! Thank goodness!
**[05:18] ---**
Where are you going, Ma-kun?
**[05:21] ---**
Don't leave me!
**[05:23] ---**
Knock it off—
**[05:28] ---**
Ma-kun, where are you going
without your mother?
**[05:33] ---**
Horror?
**[05:35] ---**
Since when were we doing horror?
**[05:38] ---**
Ma-kun, why won't you listen
to your mommy?
**[05:42] ---**
Boys who won't listen to their mommies
must be punished, right?
**[05:47] ---**
What should I do?
**[05:49] ---**
Maybe I should hold you tight...
Hold you really, really tight...
**[05:53] ---**
And then...
**[05:54] ---**
Eat you head-first!
**[05:57] ---**
What do you think you taste like, Ma-kun?
**[06:06] ---**
No!
**[06:09] ---**
Ma-kun! I'm coming!
**[06:10] ---**
There's more?
**[06:15] ---**
Mom? That's really you, right?
**[06:18] ---**
You're really my mom, right, Mom?
**[06:21] ---**
Yes!
**[06:22] ---**
There are many mommies for some reason,
but you can tell I’m real, right?
**[06:26] ---**
Yes! Yes I can!
**[06:28] ---**
You're my mom, Mom!
**[06:30] ---**
My mom!
**[06:31] ---**
Yes, that's right.
**[06:32] ---**
So leave this to Mommy.
**[06:36] ---**
You'll regret scaring Ma-kun.
**[06:39] ---**
Especially with my voice and appearance.
**[06:42] ---**
What if you made Ma-kun scared of me,
or hate me?
**[06:47] ---**
The biggest problem is what I think of you?
**[06:51] ---**
That really is Mom.
**[06:52] ---**
You won't get away with this.
**[06:54] ---**
With everything I have...
**[06:57] ---**
I'm going to scold you!
**[06:59] ---**
Just scold them?
**[07:04] ---**
Masato! Mamako!
**[07:06] ---**
Everyone! I'm glad you're safe!
**[07:09] ---**
So you made it through the traps?
**[07:10] ---**
Yeah.
**[07:11] ---**
All these versions of my mom
showed up and told me to take a little break.
**[07:16] ---**
But it was clearly a trap.
**[07:18] ---**
So I used my chain magic to blow them all up.
**[07:21] ---**
And I got to whack all those fake mommies
with my staff!
**[07:26] ---**
It felt great!
**[07:29] ---**
Um...
**[07:31] ---**
I-I was fine, too!
**[07:34] ---**
Nothing strange happened!
**[07:36] ---**
I see!
**[07:38] ---**
I'm glad you made it through!
**[07:39] ---**
What about you, Masato?
Were you able to defeat all those Mamako's?
**[07:42] ---**
I'm surprised you were able to hurt them.
**[07:44] ---**
Oh, well, Mom...
**[07:49] ---**
An explosion above us?
But it didn't seem to be from the next floor.
**[07:53] ---**
Maybe the floor above that, floor 100?
**[08:01] ---**
Why are you closed?
**[08:03] ---**
Open! Open up, you stupid door!
**[08:07] ---**
Did she really take down the final boss
of a raid dungeon by herself?
**[08:13] ---**
She's impossibly strong...
**[08:16] ---**
Oh? When did you get here?
**[08:19] ---**
Whatever.
**[08:20] ---**
If I can't get to the top,
I'll settle things with you here and now!
**[08:24] ---**
Settle things here, huh?
**[08:26] ---**
This could get ugly.
**[08:29] ---**
You should go hide somewhere safe, Porta.
**[08:31] ---**
R-Right! Got it!
**[08:35] ---**
Sage Wise and Healer Medhi, was it?
**[08:39] ---**
I'll have to pay you back
for all the mean things you said about me.
**[08:43] ---**
I don't recall saying anything
that would make you mad.
**[08:47] ---**
I just spoke the truth, that's all.
**[08:50] ---**
No, I think you two were pretty harsh.
**[08:53] ---**
What about me?
**[08:55] ---**
I'm the leader and the hero,
so you should hate me most of all, right?
**[09:00] ---**
As for Masato Oosuki, um...
**[09:03] ---**
Yeah.
**[09:06] ---**
I don't really think anything about you.
**[09:08] ---**
You don't?
**[09:08] ---**
But since you're Mamako Oosuki's son,
I'll hate you as much as I can!
**[09:13] ---**
Just because of my mom?
**[09:17] ---**
What am I even doing here?
**[09:19] ---**
Now, taste defeat!
**[09:26] ---**
Masato Oosuki, you don't matter
so I'm taking you down first!
**[09:30] ---**
Barieila!
**[09:31] ---**
I won't let you hit me that easily!
**[09:34] ---**
It's useless!
**[09:37] ---**
Ma-kun!
**[09:39] ---**
Mamako Oosuki, I'll take you out in a single hit!
**[09:42] ---**
Spara la Magia pel mirale!
**[09:45] ---**
Bento Taliale!
**[09:45] ---**
Wind Force
**[09:46] ---**
And more Bento Taliale!
**[09:47] ---**
Wind Force
**[09:49] ---**
Foolish tricks...
**[09:51] ---**
How about that? Huh?
**[09:59] ---**
Hey, Wise!
**[10:01] ---**
You made us take damage, too!
**[10:04] ---**
I aimed when I fired it!
**[10:06] ---**
But something was weird—
**[10:07] ---**
Oh really?
**[10:08] ---**
Medhi, Wise, there's no time for arguing!
**[10:12] ---**
That's right, guys!
**[10:14] ---**
Fight later, for now, focus on the battle!
**[10:18] ---**
She's really strong!
**[10:23] ---**
*Something just now was wrong.*
**[10:26] ---**
I'll attack her with magic.
**[10:29] ---**
A certain failure of a sage who
can't use magic right should watch and learn.
**[10:35] ---**
What was that for?
**[10:37] ---**
Besides, I don't think a healer
can even use attack magic.
**[10:43] ---**
Don't talk about things you can't even do.
**[10:46] ---**
Shut up and watch!
**[10:47] ---**
Wait, Medhi! Give me a second...
**[10:49] ---**
Spara la Magia pel mirale!
**[10:52] ---**
Death
**[10:52] ---**
Morte!
**[10:56] ---**
It's useless.
**[11:09] ---**
Oh my!
**[11:10] ---**
What are you doing?
**[11:12] ---**
Wise and Medhi's armor
have no defense against status effects,
**[11:16] ---**
so they couldn't block the instant death attack!
**[11:19] ---**
Porta, can you help?
**[11:21] ---**
Okay! Coming!
**[11:23] ---**
Hey, Amante.
**[11:25] ---**
You have some really annoying power, don't you?
**[11:29] ---**
What are you talking about?
**[11:31] ---**
I am the betrayer of mothers.
The avatar of rebellion.
**[11:35] ---**
Within me is the power to disobey.
**[11:37] ---**
Which means I have a passive skill
that reflects attacks!
**[11:42] ---**
But did you think I'd tell you that?
**[11:45] ---**
I see. That's pretty nasty.
**[11:49] ---**
Thanks for the explanation.
**[11:50] ---**
Ma-kun, Mommy will attack, okay?
**[11:53] ---**
Hey, wait! Were you listening?
**[11:56] ---**
It's okay, Ma-kun! Here I go!
**[11:58] ---**
Don't go! Please, stop!
**[12:02] ---**
If your attack gets reflected,
we'll all be wiped out.
**[12:07] ---**
Oh my!
**[12:09] ---**
I'm kind of blushing!
**[12:12] ---**
Now's not the time for blushing...
**[12:16] ---**
You really are a troublesome mother.
**[12:18] ---**
Don't you agree, Masato Oosuki?
**[12:21] ---**
Y-Yeah...
**[12:23] ---**
It's certainly been a rough time.
**[12:26] ---**
That's right.
**[12:28] ---**
So it'd be best if I got rid
of Mamako Oosuki, wouldn't it?
**[12:34] ---**
What are you talking about?
I didn't say that!
**[12:36] ---**
Once all mothers are gone,
you'll be free.
**[12:41] ---**
You can have the adventure you desire.
**[12:44] ---**
Th-That's...
**[12:51] ---**
Currently In Combat
**[12:54] ---**
Once all mothers are gone, no one will bother you.
**[12:58] ---**
You can truly enjoy your adventure in this game
without feeling frustrated.
**[13:04] ---**
Am I wrong?
**[13:06] ---**
Masato, why are you listening to that girl?
Get a hold of yourself!
**[13:10] ---**
Hey, wait! Amante is—
**[13:12] ---**
There are ways around it!
**[13:13] ---**
An eye for an eye! A reflect for a reflect!
**[13:16] ---**
Reflector!
**[13:17] ---**
Spara la Magia pel mirale!
**[13:20] ---**
Tachule!
**[13:20] ---**
Silence
**[13:23] ---**
You use swords! How can you use magic, too?
**[13:26] ---**
I'm a magic swordswoman.
**[13:28] ---**
Of course I can use magic.
**[13:34] ---**
If I hadn't blocked, the damage
from that attack would've reflected back to you.
**[13:42] ---**
Medhi!
**[13:44] ---**
Mamako Oosuki, do you understand?
**[13:48] ---**
Your son was meant to have day after day
of exciting adventures in this world.
**[13:53] ---**
He was meant to be counted on
by his companions, to fight,
**[13:57] ---**
to forge relationships,
to fall in love...
**[13:59] ---**
And that might have happened.
**[14:03] ---**
But instead, he didn't get any of that.
**[14:06] ---**
The person who stole
all those wonderful possibilities from him...
**[14:10] ---**
...was you, his mother!
**[14:15] ---**
It seems you understand.
**[14:18] ---**
Now...
**[14:18] ---**
Stop it!
**[14:20] ---**
Why are you interfering?
**[14:22] ---**
The future you should've had
was stolen by your mother!
**[14:26] ---**
Everything went crazy
because of Mamako Oosuki...
**[14:28] ---**
Who cares if it's crazy?
**[14:32] ---**
We're on an adventure with our mothers.
**[14:35] ---**
An adventure like no one
has ever gone on before.
**[14:39] ---**
So even we ourselves are never sure what to do.
**[14:42] ---**
I'm sure it must seem even weirder
from the outside.
**[14:46] ---**
I was so happy to be inside a video game world,
but my mother came with me,
**[14:51] ---**
and she's way stronger than me, the hero.
**[14:54] ---**
She came with me to school,
wearing a sailor uniform and school swimsuit...
**[14:58] ---**
Everything was like that.
**[15:00] ---**
Just crazy.
**[15:02] ---**
Yeah, it was crazy.
**[15:04] ---**
It's been crazy this whole time.
**[15:07] ---**
My mom's been driving me nuts,
and I was so sick of it.
**[15:11] ---**
But then...
**[15:13] ---**
But just a little, I thought to myself,
"Maybe that's what an adventure is."
**[15:19] ---**
Running into a situation
that no one's run into before,
**[15:24] ---**
without ever knowing
what the right thing to do is...
**[15:27] ---**
But still, overcoming it somehow...
**[15:30] ---**
A crazy, annoying adventure with my mom.
**[15:34] ---**
But it's our adventure alone,
one only we can have.
**[15:39] ---**
So we'll stay who we are,
and continue forward with Mom.
**[15:44] ---**
Because we have everything we need.
**[15:48] ---**
This is our answer.
**[15:50] ---**
And maybe, the person who's been quiet
is too moved to say anything?
**[15:57] ---**
Yeah.
**[15:59] ---**
My heart feels like it's about to burst.
**[16:02] ---**
I don't know what to say.
**[16:05] ---**
Well, it's the son
who should be in the spotlight,
**[16:08] ---**
so you should probably just
keep adventuring with me,
**[16:11] ---**
and not hog the spotlight too much.
**[16:15] ---**
Thank you.
**[16:17] ---**
Okay.
**[16:18] ---**
Time for the last battle!
**[16:20] ---**
Right!
**[16:22] ---**
Hey, can Mommy say
just one thing to Amante?
**[16:26] ---**
Yeah, go ahead.
**[16:28] ---**
But just one thing, though.
Don't hog the spotlight.
**[16:33] ---**
Amante, why do you treat moms
like they're in the way?
**[16:38] ---**
Do you not like them?
**[16:40] ---**
It's much worse than that.
**[16:42] ---**
I refuse to admit that moms even exist!
**[16:46] ---**
I long for all mothers
to disappear from this world!
**[16:51] ---**
You really do want such
a horrible thing, don't you?
**[16:55] ---**
Okay.
**[16:59] ---**
Amante... I'm very upset right now.
**[17:04] ---**
Maybe you have your reasons.
**[17:08] ---**
I understand that... but I'm still upset.
**[17:16] ---**
Hey, Mom!
**[17:17] ---**
I just said...
**[17:18] ---**
Masato, stay out of the way!
**[17:20] ---**
Mamako has a plan!
**[17:23] ---**
I'm going to scold you!
Are you ready?
**[17:26] ---**
Scold me?
**[17:27] ---**
Do you think scolding me will do anything?
**[17:32] ---**
It's a waste of time.
**[17:34] ---**
Then here I go.
**[17:35] ---**
Ready...
**[17:37] ---**
No!
**[17:49] ---**
This is the ultimate explosion of maternal love,
**[17:52] ---**
when a mother scolds someone
she truly cares for!
**[17:56] ---**
The greater mom skill, "Mom Says No!"
**[17:59] ---**
I told her not to go and steal the spotlight,
and she went and did it!
**[18:08] ---**
Sh-She survived Mom's attack?
**[18:12] ---**
I had no idea she had such power...
**[18:15] ---**
And I couldn't reflect it!
**[18:17] ---**
What was that attack?
**[18:19] ---**
That wasn't an attack.
**[18:22] ---**
I just scolded you.
**[18:23] ---**
That was a hell of a lot worse than a scolding!
**[18:26] ---**
You're just crazy!
**[18:29] ---**
I was a fool to even try to fight you head on!
**[18:32] ---**
I'll just have to...
**[18:33] ---**
Don't tell me she's going to...
**[18:39] ---**
State Your Wish
**[18:47] ---**
I just need to say my wish here.
**[18:49] ---**
I won't let you!
**[18:51] ---**
I'll say my wish first!
**[18:54] ---**
Um... um...
**[18:57] ---**
I wish that all...
**[18:58] ---**
I know, Ma-kun!
**[18:59] ---**
Remember what Wise said
when we first entered the tower?
**[19:02] ---**
All mothers...
**[19:03] ---**
O-Oh, right!
**[19:05] ---**
Give me enough fresh eggs for everybody!
**[19:09] ---**
I'm not going to say that, though!
**[19:17] ---**
Oh my!
**[19:18] ---**
I'd just run out of eggs, so this is perfect!
**[19:22] ---**
Now I'm all set for tomorrow's breakfast.
**[19:24] ---**
N-No, that's not what I...
**[19:29] ---**
Erase all mothers from this world!
**[19:31] ---**
That's my wish!
**[19:33] ---**
Now grant my wish!
**[19:40] ---**
Quest complete.
Please look forward to the next quest.
**[19:40] ---**
Y-You're kidding me.
This... This isn't...
**[19:46] ---**
This is why I hate mothers!
**[19:55] ---**
Please make all this stop happening to me.
**[19:58] ---**
Please stop. I'm begging you.
**[20:05] ---**
I'm so angry!
**[20:07] ---**
It's all because of Mamako Oosuki!
**[20:11] ---**
I'd really rather not talk
to the other four fiends, but...
**[20:15] ---**
Just wait, Mamako Oosuki.
**[20:18] ---**
We, the rebel group Ribele,
will defeat you and make our ideal world real!
**[20:26] ---**
Let's eat!
**[20:28] ---**
Okay, eat up, everyone!
**[20:31] ---**
So this is what I got for my wish...
**[20:33] ---**
My reward for this quest.
**[20:35] ---**
I was assuming you would yell something
along the lines of, "Give me mommy's panties!"
**[20:43] ---**
But either way...
**[20:48] ---**
I'm glad we were able to stop the enemy's plans.
**[20:51] ---**
Now then...
**[20:52] ---**
Good work on this mission.
**[20:54] ---**
Just what I'd expect from the hero's party.
Amazing work.
**[20:58] ---**
Thanks.
**[21:00] ---**
What was all that about, anyway?
**[21:03] ---**
I still haven't received any details, but...
**[21:10] ---**
My mom used that!
**[21:12] ---**
It was on my mother's staff, too.
**[21:15] ---**
This is the dark item that Amante was using.
**[21:19] ---**
It's our first time getting an undamaged one,
so I'm going to do a thorough investigation.
**[21:26] ---**
Though I'm sure you noticed, but...
**[21:30] ---**
Amante, the Betrayer of Mothers,
is one of the four fiends of the rebel group Ribele.
**[21:35] ---**
If there four fiends, that means...
**[21:37] ---**
There are three more enemies!
**[21:41] ---**
So I'd like you all to keep up the good work.
**[21:45] ---**
So does that mean...
**[21:47] ---**
I inform you that I've prepared a new quest
to defeat the rebel group Ribele!
**[21:53] ---**
Yeah, I figured.
**[21:55] ---**
Step, step, step.
**[21:57] ---**
Hey, Ma-kun, quests are important,
**[22:00] ---**
but I wish we could've spent
a little more time there.
**[22:03] ---**
It was a wonderful town.
**[22:05] ---**
No, no...
**[22:06] ---**
We can't stay there forever.
**[22:09] ---**
*Pretty cool, huh?*
**[22:10] ---**
*We, the people you saved, made this monument
to celebrate your clearing the tower!*
**[22:16] ---**
So embarrassing...
**[22:18] ---**
So yeah, it ended up just like I said, right?
**[22:21] ---**
Maybe I should read the future
and see how our next quest goes.
**[22:25] ---**
I get why you'd feel excited,
but it's best not to get too cocky.
**[22:30] ---**
Are you jealous of my super-sage powers?
**[22:33] ---**
I'm warning the super-sage
who constantly gets hit with silence magic.
**[22:38] ---**
Wise! Medhi! The egg cookies
that Ms. Mama made are delicious!
**[22:45] ---**
Oh, right! Right!
**[22:48] ---**
You said you wanted to keep adventuring
with me, didn't you?
**[22:52] ---**
You want to be with mommy, right?
**[22:54] ---**
Yeah, kind of, I guess.
**[22:58] ---**
I knew it!
**[22:59] ---**
I never thought you'd say it, though!
It's like a dream!
**[23:04] ---**
Okay, Ma-kun!
**[23:06] ---**
Let's have lots more fun adventures
with your mom, okay?
**[23:09] ---**
Great, great, great adventures
with Mommy and friends!
**[23:12] ---**
Yeah!
**[23:15] ---**
What was I talking about?
**[23:19] ---**
I didn't really mean it.
**[23:21] ---**
I didn't, okay?
**[23:24] ---**
But, you know...
**[23:27] ---**
This is our adventure.
**[23:29] ---**
That's right!
**[23:37] ---**
The end!
# E13 OVA - Do You Love Your Mom on the Shore?
Source: [Crunchyroll](https://www.crunchyroll.com/watch/G69V75XEY/do-you-love-your-mom-on-the-shore)
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**[00:02] ---**
I love you.
**[00:04] ---**
I want to build a happy home with you.
**[00:10] ---**
M-Ma-kun...
***SIGN*** #13: Do You Love Your Mom on the Shore?
**[01:58] ---**
Making a pool right next to the ocean...
That's an extravagant idea.
**[02:03] ---**
It's like Oiso Long Beach...
**[02:05] ---**
Does it meet your approval?
**[02:07] ---**
WELCOME, HEROES!
**[02:09] ---**
Yes. Although, when you first brought me here,
**[02:12] ---**
I was sure it was
another one of your traps, Shirase.
**[02:16] ---**
I wanted to show my appreciation
for everyone's hard work.
**[02:19] ---**
That was my only sentiment.
**[02:21] ---**
Plus, to be blunt, the desire for
a swimsuit episode was the only thing in mind,
**[02:26] ---**
is what I am informing you.
**[02:27] ---**
Exactly who are you giving your opinion to?
**[02:30] ---**
Oh, it looks like the ladies
have changed into their suits.
**[02:36] ---**
Sorry for keeping you waiting, Ma-kun!
**[02:39] ---**
Yahoo!
**[02:45] ---**
Yay!
**[02:48] ---**
All right! Let's get in the water!
**[02:50] ---**
You're really excited about this, huh?
**[02:53] ---**
She may be bouncing up and down,
but one part isn't.
**[02:56] ---**
Did you say something, Medhi?!
**[02:57] ---**
Oh, nothing.
**[02:59] ---**
Porta, is that a float?
**[03:00] ---**
Yes! I'm not a very good swimmer.
**[03:08] ---**
So cute. You can do it, Porta!
**[03:16] ---**
Whoa.
**[03:17] ---**
Solid effort, Porta.
I'll handle the rest for you.
**[03:24] ---**
What?
**[03:26] ---**
W-Well, um...
If you do that, how can I put it?
**[03:30] ---**
Oh, it'll be an indirect kiss, right?
**[03:34] ---**
Between Porta and Masato.
**[03:37] ---**
Oh? That kind of thing bothers you?
**[03:40] ---**
A-dora-ble!
**[03:44] ---**
D-Do what you want, you idiot! Die!
**[03:48] ---**
Spara la Magia bel mirale!
**[03:50] ---**
Vento Tagliare!
**[03:51] ---**
FURIOUS WIND
**[04:01] ---**
Oh no, Ma-kun!
**[04:03] ---**
Hey! What are you doing?!
**[04:05] ---**
It wouldn't do to have them
get a gander at your privates!
**[04:12] ---**
I want you to get away from me, but I have a feeling
that would cause another problem entirely!
**[04:17] ---**
Hold on, Ma-kun,
Mommy knows what to do.
**[04:20] ---**
Wait, what are you thinking?!
**[04:22] ---**
It's okay. I'm not embarrassed.
**[04:24] ---**
No, no, no, no!
There'd be embarrassment galore!
**[04:27] ---**
You'd be embarrassed, I'd be embarrassed,
and we'd both die of embarrassment!
**[04:30] ---**
In that case...
**[04:31] ---**
Do you have a way out
of this predicament, Shirase?
**[04:35] ---**
Feel free to cover yourself with this.
**[04:38] ---**
Yes, there we go. This way...
**[04:40] ---**
You can see it all!
**[04:49] ---**
You're late! What were you doing?
**[04:52] ---**
I'd like to know the answer to that myself.
**[04:56] ---**
Thankfully I had a spare suit.
**[05:01] ---**
Hey, what are you doing, Mom?
**[05:03] ---**
I'd hate for you to wash away by a wave
like that one time, so let's hold hands.
**[05:09] ---**
What "one time?"
**[05:11] ---**
And don't touch me!
**[05:14] ---**
I've told you before
not to treat me like a child.
**[05:18] ---**
What's wrong, Mamako?
**[05:19] ---**
I understand, but it's difficult.
**[05:23] ---**
To a mother, a child is always a child.
**[05:27] ---**
I always worry.
**[05:29] ---**
Do you feel lonely?
**[05:31] ---**
Yes. To be honest,
I'm not ready for him to leave the nest.
**[05:38] ---**
I'll get you for that, Wise.
**[05:40] ---**
That's what you get for spacing out, Mamako.
**[05:42] ---**
Let's play, Ms. Mama!
**[05:45] ---**
All right!
**[05:58] ---**
Ma-kun!
**[06:00] ---**
Sheesh...
**[06:02] ---**
They're frolicking in the sea right in front of me,
**[06:05] ---**
but what teenage boy still plays
with his mother in the ocean?
**[06:10] ---**
Then, I inform you that I've got the perfect
recreational activity to do with your mother!
**[06:18] ---**
It's called...
**[06:24] ---**
Watermelon splitting!
**[06:28] ---**
Can I make something good?
**[06:31] ---**
I can make something good...
**[06:34] ---**
I made... something good!
**[06:40] ---**
I created the legendary sword, Melonslayer!
**[06:43] ---**
Then, who shall begin?
**[06:45] ---**
I know! I know!
Ma-kun is good at watermelon splitting.
**[06:50] ---**
You often did it when you were little.
**[06:52] ---**
You were so cute,
toddling towards the sound of Mama's clapping.
**[06:58] ---**
That doesn't sound like watermelon splitting.
**[07:00] ---**
Let's have our hero display his true ability.
**[07:04] ---**
There we go.
**[07:06] ---**
Around and around you go!
**[07:11] ---**
Ma-kun, this way.
**[07:14] ---**
Towards the sound of clapping.
**[07:17] ---**
It's okay, Ma-kun. You can trust me.
**[07:18] ---**
*Actually going towards
the sound of her clapping ticks me off.*
**[07:22] ---**
*It ticks me off, but...*
**[07:24] ---**
*But a hero who's unable to split
a single watermelon is beyond pathetic!*
**[07:28] ---**
Follow the sound of my claps.
**[07:29] ---**
*I have no choice. Over there...*
**[07:32] ---**
This way, this way.
Towards the sound of clapping.
**[07:36] ---**
*I'll go towards the sound of her clapping...*
**[07:43] ---**
What's this? It's really soft.
**[07:50] ---**
Oh dear. You split Mommy's melon into two.
**[07:55] ---**
With a single stroke.
**[07:56] ---**
I mean, this is ridiculous!
**[08:02] ---**
I want him to split my melon, too.
**[08:05] ---**
Listen, you guys...
**[08:13] ---**
Ma-kun?!
**[08:14] ---**
Beach medics!
**[08:18] ---**
Ma-kun! Thank goodness,
you regained consciousness!
**[08:26] ---**
Where am I?
**[08:29] ---**
Who are you people?
**[08:31] ---**
In fact... who am I?
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This is interesti— I mean, dreadful.
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Wh-What happened?!
What happened to Ma-kun?
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In short, he has amnesia.
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He has amnesia!
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Why did you say it twice?!
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I mean...
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I have amnesia?
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Um, he will get over it, right?!
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Good question.
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Let's see.
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Nyaaah...
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I have no idea.
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What was that examination just now?!
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Ma-kun...
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So my name is Ma-kun?
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Yes, that's right. Ma-kun, it's Ma-kun.
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I'm, "Ma-kun, it's Ma-kun"?
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No! Masato! You're Masato!
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My name is "Yer'masato."
And my nickname is "Ma-kun, it's Ma-kun" I guess?
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As if!
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Okay, calm down, Wise!
**[09:35] ---**
Masato is confused right now.
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Confused?! You mean he's playing the fool!
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You must be so anxious.
But it'll be okay, Ma-kun.
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You have nothing to be afraid of.
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U-Um...
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Yes?
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Why are you so... familiar with me?
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After all, you're the most precious
person in the world to me.
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Pr-Precious person?!
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This is very interesting...
I mean, potentially problematic.
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- Here!
- I see!
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You don't have to do that, Ma-kun.
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You can relax with the others over there.
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No, please let me help.
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Just sitting still makes me even more jittery.
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Who am I?
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Why can't I remember anything?
It makes me uneasy.
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You don't need to worry.
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Memories or not, you are you, Ma-kun.
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My darling Ma-kun.
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M-Mamako...
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It's amazing. Just hearing you
say those words puts me at ease.
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They look happy.
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Ms. Mama is smiling.
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For now, let's leave it to Mamako
and see how it plays out.
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Can I mix the cooked pasta and sauce?
**[11:14] ---**
S-Sure.
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One of my dreams came true.
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My dream was to cook with you in the kitchen.
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Oh, I see.
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Then I'll go ahead and make
all of your dreams come true, Mamako.
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You said one of your dreams, right?
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What of your other dreams?
What are they about?
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I'll do anything I can
to make them come true.
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R-Really?
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Yes!
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I'm going to play the twisting game with Ma-kun!
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Oh? Why this game in particular?
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We often used to play it together,
but lately he refuses to do it with me.
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So it's been my dream to play
the twisting game with Ma once more!
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Right hand on red!
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Whoa!
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This is pretty tricky, huh?
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I'm not going to lose, Ma-kun.
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Neither am I!
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Left hand on blue!
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Right foot on green!
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Left foot on yellow!
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U-Um...
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Next, right hand on blue!
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Oh, s-sorry!
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No, that's okay.
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Let's do out best together, to the end.
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Ma-kun...
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You're both out!
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Walk, walk, walk.
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Together with Ma-kun,
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I'll play "crab, crab, where are you going?"
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Mamako, what kind of activity is that?
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One day, a long time ago,
we couldn't go to the beach due to the rain.
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Ma-kun was so disappointed.
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I told him, "Next time, let's catch crabs."
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I've always wanted to make good
on my promise since that day.
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I'll help you!
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Masato, over there!
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It went over there!
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Got it! Leave it to me!
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Ma-kun, put the crabs we catch in here.
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Right.
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Gotcha!
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Here ya go!
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Oh dear!
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M-Mamako!
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Oh no! I don't think the crab can breathe!
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Ma-kun, take it out!
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M-Me?!
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H-Hurry!
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Y-Yeah, but that's, um...
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Oh!
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M-Ma-kun?
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S-Sorry. But if I didn't,
I'm afraid I would've seen your...
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Isn't this disgusting?
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I mean, clinging to you like this.
Normally, you can't stand...
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No way it'd be disgusting!
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The thing I can't stand is the idea
of anyone else seeing you naked!
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I'll protect you, Mamako!
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I never thought you would
say anything like that to me!
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Here we go.
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Hey, isn't this going too far?
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Yeah. At this rate, Masato will...
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I wish we could stay here forever.
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Wh-What about the adventure?
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Adventure?
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Oh, right! I went on an adventure
and reached the goal when I met Mamako.
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This is a problem.
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If Masato quits the adventure,
they'll both have a rough time of it.
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I figured it'd turn out fine
if we left it to Mamako, but...
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Looks like she needs some help.
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Masato! Come on, let's go!
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Let's have some fun, Masato!
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Squish!
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*All right! First, we use our sexy strategy
to get Masato away from Mamako.*
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*Then, we'll aim for the back of his head...*
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*...and whack!*
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*It's the tried-and-true method
of regaining memories.*
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*But, after being so forward with him,
Masato may very well fall in love with me.*
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*W-Well, I guess what will be, will be.*
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*I wouldn't mind indulging him then.
I could do that.*
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*It's okay, Masato.
You can fall head over heels if you like.*
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*Here, sample my charms.*
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Um...
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Yes?
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Please stop this.
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You're purposefully touching me with your breasts.
I'm just not into scheming women like that.
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Sch-Scheming?! You're on to us?
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And that hurts anyway.
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What is that?
Did a board slip in there or something?
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Says he's not into me?!
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He didn't have to put it like that!
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A board... He could've made it
sound like a joke, at least.
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Barkeep, we need an MP recovery cocktail.
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Got it! Leave it to me!
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Board, board, that's painful.
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Has it already gotten to
the "what will be, will be" point?
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Isn't it beautiful?
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Thank you for today, Ma-kun.
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A lot of my dreams came true because of you.
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It was a joyous day for me.
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Can I ask you something?
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Mamako...
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Yes?
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This is the first time I've had these feelings.
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Well, it's crazy to say "the first time," isn't it?
When I don't have my memories...
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But my heart is crying out,
memories or not.
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It's telling me that
you're an important part of my life.
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It says that if it weren't for you,
I wouldn't even exist.
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Ma-kun...
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I love you.
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I want to build a happy home with you.
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M-Ma-kun!
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I love you, too, Ma-kun.
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Mamako...
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Oh no! Mom!
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What was I...?
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*Th-This feeling... I had it long ago...*
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Ma-kun!
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It's huge! What is it?!
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A kraken!
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Oh, right. Given that this is a swimsuit episode,
I prepared some lovely tentacles.
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I forgot to tell you.
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Ma-kun...
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Ms. Mama!
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Here! Here!
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Thank you.
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You're a bad squid.
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Let go of my Ma-kun!
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*Mom!*
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*Mom!*
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*It's okay. It's okay now, Ma-kun.*
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Ma-kun!
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It's okay now. You're okay, Ma-kun.
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Sheesh. Mom's been saving my ass
ever since I was a little kid.
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Heave-ho, heave-ho!
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Cheers!
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Magnificent as always, Mamako.
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Jeez, I was worried for a minute there.
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Thankfully you got your memories back.
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Yeah, but I never thought I'd get amnesia.
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You don't remember anything
from when you were in that amnesiac state?
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Nothing. Just being attacked by this kraken.
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Do you feel lonely?
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Because you seemed so happy before,
with Masato being touchy-feely.
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True. But I don't feel lonely.
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After all, Ma-kun always needs his mother.
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That's what I learned today.
**[21:40] ---**
I-Is everybody okay?!
**[21:45] ---**
H-Hey...
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U-Um...
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Who...
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...are you?
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And who am I?
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Th-This time...
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...everyone has amnesia?!