5 - The Dungeon of Temptation! Maybe, Maybe Not...

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[00:09] ---
    "Disgaea"
[00:13] ---
    It's like I'm tied up tight 
    by the sighs of love.
[00:19] ---
    I can't break free no 
    matter what spell I try.
[00:26] ---
    Tranquil eyes that conceal sorrow behind them
[00:31] ---
    throw my heart into turmoil
    more than they ought to.
[00:39] ---
    You mean more to me than I do,
[00:45] ---
    even though we both
    refuse to admit to our feelings.
[00:51] ---
    You're the one for me. 
    I don't care if you're a demon.
[00:58] ---
    Oh, this is a miracle 
    that I've stumbled upon.
[01:04] ---
    Even these wounds that never fade,
    even this profound karma.
[01:11] ---
    Oh, I'll give you my love.
[01:14] ---
    Time and again, no matter where you are.
[01:22] ---
    I'll give you my love.
[01:42] ---
    Do you have the slightest idea who I am?
[01:47] ---
    Why are you attacking me?
[02:09] ---
    Gosh, attacked by three monsters at once!
    You're really Mr. Popular, aren't ya?
[02:15] ---
    You sly dog!
[02:16] ---
    This is getting on my nerves.
[02:19] ---
    Still, I wonder why you're being
    attacked again and again like this?
[02:22] ---
    I have no idea.
[02:23] ---
    Well, this means that news of your return
    is spreading across all of the Netherworld.
[02:28] ---
    This saves you the trouble of getting
    the news out yourself, wouldn't you say?
[02:37] ---
    Oh, my! Look over there, Highness!
[02:41] ---
    Is that a UFO?
[02:47] ---
    "Bounty of 1 million HL to be paid to
    the demon who kills Overlord Laharl."
[02:52] ---
    What's this?
[02:54] ---
    Wow, there's a price on
    your head, Highness! No way!
[02:58] ---
    A million?
[02:59] ---
    Amazing! That's my Prince!
[03:03] ---
    That's all they think my life is worth?!
[03:07] ---
    So those smalltime demons were really
    bounty hunters? I'm shocked! Shocked, I say!
[03:12] ---
    What I want to know is,
[03:14] ---
    what fool out there had the gall
    to put a price on my head?!
[03:16] ---
    Can you think of any likely demons?
[03:19] ---
    If I had to guess, I'd say it was the people
    in Celestia who sent Flonne here.
[03:23] ---
    In any case, this is intolerable!
[03:25] ---
    Once I get my hands on him,
    he'll wish he'd never been born!
[03:30] ---
    Now that you mention it,
    Highness, where is Flonne?
[03:33] ---
    I don't care!
[03:35] ---
    "The Dungeon of Temptation!
    Maybe, Maybe Not..."
[03:45] ---
    Laharl! Etna!
[03:52] ---
    How could they abandon
    a vassal in a place like this...?
[03:57] ---
    It's so mean!
[04:01] ---
    But this might be a trial
    that I have to overcome...
[04:06] ---
    Yes, that must be it!
    This is more of Laharl's tough love!
[04:12] ---
    I'll tough it out!
[04:16] ---
    What did you say?
    There's a bounty on the Prince's head?
[04:19] ---
    Yes. That is what is written on that flyer.
[04:23] ---
    If we got that bounty, we'd have enough
    to pay for repairs on our spaceship!
[04:28] ---
    This means that our luck
    has finally turned around!
[04:30] ---
    That's right, Jennifer! As Defender of Earth,
    I will bring him down no matter what!
[04:36] ---
    That should do it, Thursday.
[04:41] ---
    I've installed dowsing mods that
    will let you search for the prince.
[04:45] ---
    This will let us track him down in no time!
[04:48] ---
    Amazing! We can always
    count on you, Jennifer!
[04:51] ---
    All right, show us your stuff, Thursday!
[04:52] ---
    Scan in progress.
[04:54] ---
    Beep beep blip beep.
[04:59] ---
    Signature detected in this direction.
[05:01] ---
    Now commencing pursuit.
[05:03] ---
    Okay, let's get going!
[05:04] ---
    Just you wait, you notorious demon!
[05:09] ---
    There's something pleasantly gloomy
    and creepy about this forest, isn't there?
[05:16] ---
    What's the matter, Highness?
[05:19] ---
    Take a look at that rock.
    We passed it a while ago.
[05:23] ---
    Now that you mention it...
[05:25] ---
    Are you telling me that we're going
    around in circles?! This isn't good!
[05:30] ---
    You only realized it just now?
[05:32] ---
    And there's nobody around to ask for
    directions... We're in a real bind here.
[05:39] ---
    I'm hungry.
[05:40] ---
    So am I. I'm starving.
[05:43] ---
    Quit your complaining and
    call in the Prinnies!
[05:46] ---
    Right! Prinny Squad, assemble!
[05:50] ---
    Prinnies, I've got a job for you!
[05:56] ---
    What's the problem?
[05:58] ---
    It doesn't look like they're coming.
[05:59] ---
    I wonder if they're
    busy with something else?
[06:02] ---
    And you people call yourselves
    vassals of the great Overlord?!
[06:05] ---
    Remember, the Prinnies are my vassals!
[06:07] ---
    Like I said before, 
    your vassals are by definition...
[06:13] ---
    I'm done counting on you people.
[06:17] ---
    Hey! Wait, Highness!
[06:27] ---
    Now it's raining!
[06:35] ---
    Uh, this strikes me as a wee bit suspicious.
[06:37] ---
    Don't look a gift horse in the mouth.
[06:55] ---
    Overlord Laharl is here! Is anyone home?!
[07:05] ---
    I welcometh thee, Overlord!
[07:12] ---
    You should have been here to greet
    me as soon as I came in the door!
[07:16] ---
    Please forgiveth my rudeness.
[07:18] ---
    Excuse me, the Prince and I are both--
[07:20] ---
    Dinner is waiting for you. Right this way.
[07:25] ---
    Really? But we didn't even
    say that we were hungry...
[07:29] ---
    Why complain? She isn't wasting our time.
[07:33] ---
    Wow, this is all for us?!
[07:37] ---
    I only hopeth that it's
    to the Overlord's liking.
[07:42] ---
    I have to say, though,
    finding a fancy spread like this
[07:45] ---
    in the middle of a forest goes way
    beyond suspicious, don't you think, High--
[07:50] ---
    You're already eating!
[07:52] ---
    It tastes fine. You eat, too.
[07:54] ---
    I swear, you're the easiest man in
    the Netherworld to poison, Highness...
[08:02] ---
    This is great!
[08:19] ---
    Target detected.
[08:20] ---
    We've found you, prince of the Netherworld!
[08:23] ---
    You won't get away this time!
[08:35] ---
    Hey, something went
    over our heads just now...
[08:39] ---
    You won't escape us this time,
    my good demon prince!
[08:42] ---
    You lunatics again?! I'm in the
    middle of dinner! Come back later!
[08:46] ---
    Uh, Highness, I think you
    should take a look at this.
[08:56] ---
    The Overlord is my prey!
    You will not layeth a finger on him!
[08:59] ---
    He's your what?!
[09:00] ---
    What did I tell you? I knew this was fishy.
[09:03] ---
    First I'm your guest and now
    I'm your prey, huh? Who are you?
[09:07] ---
    I have awaited your arrival, Prince Laharl.
[09:10] ---
    My name is Sardia the Demonslayer.
[09:13] ---
    Demonslayer?
[09:16] ---
    My blade hath taken the
    lives of over 2000 demons!
[09:20] ---
    That many, huh?
[09:22] ---
    Or was it under 2000...?
[09:24] ---
    Which is it?!
[09:26] ---
    With but a single swing of this sword,
    even the land itself is cleft in twain!
[09:31] ---
    Really? It splits in half?
[09:33] ---
    Maybe, maybe not.
[09:35] ---
    Which is it?!
[09:36] ---
    In any event, the life of Overlord Laharl
    is in mine to do with as I pleaseth.
[09:43] ---
    Now I get it.
[09:44] ---
    It looks like this is the perfect
    time for a little after-dinner exercise.
[09:55] ---
    Thursday!
[09:57] ---
    Whew!
[09:59] ---
    Let the wailing and gnashing
    of teeth commenceth!
[10:01] ---
    For down below is the far
    reaches of the Netherworld!
[10:03] ---
    It's the what?!
[10:07] ---
    Maybe, maybe not.
[10:08] ---
    Make up your mind, dammit!
[10:11] ---
    I am in the habit of taking
    my time and savoring my meals.
[10:17] ---
    We did it! At long last, he's been
    sealed away in the depths of the earth!
[10:21] ---
    Thank you for your assistance!
[10:23] ---
    We'll split the bounty
    with you fifty-fifty, and--
[10:28] ---
    I'm slipping!
[10:37] ---
    As if I would ever alloweth my bounty
    to be stolen by a mere human!
[10:46] ---
    Where am I? Which way should I go?
[10:51] ---
    O great Seraph, please show me the way!
[10:58] ---
    Laharl! Etna!
[11:12] ---
    So, that demon was after
    the bounty on me, too?
[11:14] ---
    Probably. Or maybe she just
    drops people into pits for kicks.
[11:19] ---
    Must be a magical barrier.
[11:22] ---
    Try it again, Highness.
[11:28] ---
    See? Now we have plenty of light.
[11:31] ---
    Don't treat my mighty magic as
    a stand-in for a box of matches!
[11:33] ---
    Now, where's that exit...?
    I kinda doubt there is one.
[11:37] ---
    I swear, that dead-man-walking
    who put that bounty on me
[11:40] ---
    is causing me nothing but trouble!
[11:42] ---
    I'm gonna find out who it was,
    mark my words!
[11:53] ---
    Like I said, we can't use magic
    in here because of-- That's hot!
[11:59] ---
    Highness, the place is on fire!
[12:02] ---
    Put it out!
[12:04] ---
    Damn it, step aside!
[12:11] ---
    Highness, you're just making the fire worse!
[12:18] ---
    What's that?
[12:18] ---
    Oh, the pit is equipped with a fire
    extinguisher system! What a relief!
[12:28] ---
    Hey, we don't need any more water!
[12:31] ---
    Ah, she's using water torture.
[12:33] ---
    You're kidding!
[12:40] ---
    Something's in here with us!
[12:49] ---
    "Disgaea"
[12:52] ---
    "Disgaea"
[13:04] ---
    I can't fight properly,
    floating around like this!
[13:06] ---
    Highness! Highness!
[13:08] ---
    Look at that!
[13:13] ---
    Ah, what a fine view. I shall taketh
    the liberty of enjoying this little show.
[13:17] ---
    Oh, so I'm an *hors d'oeuvre
    *for your wine, am I?!
[13:21] ---
    More to the point, what the
    heck kind of fish is that thing?!
[13:25] ---
    Mizuchi! A monster whose
    favorite food is lively demons!
[13:32] ---
    Oh, you don't say...
[13:34] ---
    Or so I'm told.
[13:35] ---
    What, you don't know?!
[13:37] ---
    So, a Demonslayer keeps a demon-slayer
    as a pet, huh? Interesting hobby you have...
[13:43] ---
    Go forth, Mizuchi!
    Giveth those two a slow, painful death!
[13:55] ---
    Where is the Prince?!
[13:57] ---
    I can't be sure...
[14:02] ---
    It looks like there's a
    powerful barrier down here.
[14:04] ---
    Don't give up!
[14:06] ---
    There is no obstacle that the 37th
    Defender of Earth can't overcome!
[14:11] ---
    Boost your gain and keep trying.
[14:12] ---
    Roger.
[14:20] ---
    Highness!
[14:23] ---
    Yes, I want them to suffereth!
[14:52] ---
    That's it! Now, let's try that again!
[14:56] ---
    What in the--
[15:00] ---
    Danger! Danger!
    Massive volume of water approaching!
[15:04] ---
    A what?!
[15:05] ---
    Danger! Danger!
[15:11] ---
    Jennifer! Thursday!
[15:22] ---
    That lady's really put
    me through the wringer...
[15:25] ---
    You've got some nerve, Demonslayer!
[15:36] ---
    I can't walk another step...
[15:38] ---
    Laharl... Seraph Lamington...
[15:51] ---
    Who are you?
[16:08] ---
    You want me to help you? Help you do what?
[16:12] ---
    You needn't hideth the truth from me.
[16:14] ---
    You are aftereth the Overlord's life,
    too, are you not?
[16:17] ---
    Like I said, I'm Laharl's vassal,
    and I'm trying to find him.
[16:21] ---
    Silence!
[16:23] ---
    If that is how you wanteth it, I might be
    persuaded to giveth you part of the bounty.
[16:28] ---
    Bounty? Bounty on what?
[16:32] ---
    Still trying to playeth
    dumb with me, are you?!
[16:40] ---
    It's not only the bounty
    on his head that I am after.
[16:43] ---
    The amount of money and valuables
[16:45] ---
    that Laharl stands to inherit
    from the previous Overlord...
[16:48] ---
    ...is so vast that it
    would fill up that lake!
[16:50] ---
    Gosh, really?
[16:53] ---
    Or maybe it wouldn't.
[16:56] ---
    Why do demons think
    about nothing but money?
[17:00] ---
    Surely there are things that
    are more important than money!
[17:03] ---
    I do not expecteth your
    people to understand.
[17:06] ---
    The neverending fixation on
    and ambition towards money...
[17:08] ---
    The grandeur of it! The beauty of it!
[17:11] ---
    In any case, I can't help you!
[17:13] ---
    If you insisteth!
[17:16] ---
    You leave me no choice but to eliminate you.
[17:20] ---
    One!
[17:22] ---
    What?
[17:25] ---
    Here in the Netherworld,
    fighting dirty is a virtue!
[17:29] ---
    Two!
[17:32] ---
    The praises of insincerity are sung, as well!
[17:37] ---
    Three! Strike down this irritating
    fly that's buzzing around my ears...
[17:42] ---
    ...my Overlord's Wrath!
[17:50] ---
    Overlord Laharl stands before you!
[17:53] ---
    Laharl, that was so cool!
[17:55] ---
    Use that as your entrance
    speech from now on!
[17:58] ---
    I'm glad to see that you're okay, too, Etna!
[18:01] ---
    You're somebody else who's a lot more
    tenacious than I gave you credit for.
[18:03] ---
    Sardia, you have some nerve,
    challenging the Overlord!
[18:06] ---
    You will be the 2001st demon that this sword
    has dispatched as swiftly as the morning fog!
[18:11] ---
    --Maybe, maybe not.
[18:11] ---
    --Maybe, maybe not.
[18:12] ---
    Don't stealeth my catch-phrase!
    Prepare to meet your maker!
[18:17] ---
    Beauty!
[18:20] ---
    Who's there?!
[18:22] ---
    Such an angry expression will ruin
    your exquisite face, Mademoiselle.
[18:28] ---
    Just great, somebody else is butting in...
[18:29] ---
    What did you come here for,
    you measly Mid-Boss?
[18:32] ---
    I am no Mid-Boss!
[18:34] ---
    I am an aristocrat who is in search
    of love and beauty, the Dark Adonis!
[18:39] ---
    My lovely Mademoiselle,
    Overlord Laharl is my eternal rival.
[18:44] ---
    I ask that you be so good as to stand aside.
[18:46] ---
    Since when am I your "eternal rival"?
    Keep out of this!
[18:49] ---
    Well, it looks like another person has
    arrived to try to claimeth the bounty.
[18:53] ---
    A bounty, you say! Perish the thought!
[18:56] ---
    Do I strike you as a vulgar demon who
    could be tempted by mere filthy lucre?
[19:01] ---
    Not to me, Mr. Mid-Boss!
[19:02] ---
    Merci, Mademoiselle! But how many times
    must I tell you that I am not a Mid-Boss!
[19:07] ---
    I am the Dark Adonis,
    who seeks out love and beauty--
[19:10] ---
    Oh, shut up!
[19:28] ---
    Your bark is worse than your bite.
[19:33] ---
    Say your prayers.
[19:36] ---
    Wait, Laharl!
[19:39] ---
    Unhand me!
[19:40] ---
    Finishing someone off without giving
    them the chance to repent is going too far!
[19:44] ---
    I'm sure that demons are capable
[19:46] ---
    of repenting for their
    sins, just like angels are!
[19:48] ---
    We do not!
[19:50] ---
    No, I'm sure that deep down, there is
    love in your heart that is capable of
[19:55] ---
    feeling mercy and forgiving
    the sins of others!
[19:59] ---
    More of your love nonsense?!
[20:00] ---
    I have faith in you, Laharl!
[20:02] ---
    In the mercy and genuine love
    that have begun to blossom in your--
[20:07] ---
    Huh?
[20:11] ---
    Oh, brother. Here's another one
    who never learns her lesson...
[20:34] ---
    What's the matter, Highness?!
[20:36] ---
    Don't tell me that what
    Flonne said just now got to you!
[20:40] ---
    Of course not, don't be stupid.
[20:43] ---
    Sardia. You're going to
    take me to see the person
[20:45] ---
    who told you that there
    was a bounty on my head.
[20:48] ---
    I'm going to claim the bounty myself!
[20:51] ---
    Um, Highness, I don't think I need to
    remind you that the bounty is on you...
[20:56] ---
    Exactly. If I go and turn
    myself in, that means
[20:59] ---
    I get to take credit for my capture!
[21:01] ---
    What about it?
    You have a problem with my plan?
[21:03] ---
    Um... No, sir, none at all.
[21:07] ---
    Attaboy! You're Krichevskoy's son, all right!
[21:10] ---
    You've got your finger in
    all kinds of evil pies!
[21:12] ---
    Don't go overboard with the compliments.
[21:18] ---
    My sword!
[21:19] ---
    From this day forward, you're my vassal.
[21:21] ---
    You won't be needing a
    demonslayer's sword anymore.
[21:24] ---
    Let's go!
[21:27] ---
    So... this means that I have
    a vassal now, too, doesn't it?
[21:31] ---
    Yay! I'm so happy!
[21:33] ---
    Don't get the wrong idea.
[21:35] ---
    You're always gonna be the
    lowest vassal on the totem pole!
[21:38] ---
    Aw, you're kidding...!
[21:40] ---
    Sardia, you're going to be our guide.
[21:45] ---
    But the one who first mentioned the
    bounty to her was... Oh, what the heck!
[21:52] ---
    Wait for me! I had a horrible time finding
    my way out of that desert you left me in!
[21:58] ---
    Oops, sorry about that!
    We didn't notice that you were gone!
[22:00] ---
    I doubt that!
[22:03] ---
    The Defender of Earth is back in action!
[22:06] ---
    I stand before you!
    Where is the demon prince?!
[22:11] ---
    Um, hello? The Mid-Boss is up here, everyone!
[22:16] ---
    Oops, I called myself the "Mid-Boss"...
[22:22] ---
    Overlord Laharl, one day I will slay you!
[22:25] ---
    Maybe, maybe not...
[22:44] ---
    If people ever notice the cycle of time on
    this world where blue skies come and go,
[22:52] ---
    something's bound to happen when
    people with different outlooks get together.
[23:00] ---
    Will we be buried by our desires?
    Will love come and save the day?
[23:08] ---
    Either way, it doesn't matter to me.
    I'm gonna do as I please.
[23:15] ---
    Light and shadow, egoists for whom
    everything in the world has meaning,
[23:23] ---
    every little fragment lives his life
    with the balance on their shoulders.
[23:31] ---
    Doing whatever we want, 
    having it exactly the way we want it.
[23:39] ---
    Right now, under the same sky,
[23:43] ---
    light and shadow repeat again and again.
[23:48] ---
    Chain react
[23:59] ---
    Etna, the in-your-face babe
    reporter is on the scene!
[24:02] ---
    Today's target is Flonne, the top Evil Idol!
[24:05] ---
    I hear your public and private 
    personas are like night and day!
[24:07] ---
    I'm gonna expose the real you!
[24:08] ---
    That's so mean! What makes
    you say that I'm evil?!
[24:11] ---
    When you've got no evidence, make it up!
    Feast your eyes on this scandalous photo!
[24:14] ---
    Gosh, this fake nude
    picture is really well done!
[24:16] ---
    Next time on Disgaea!
    "Etna's Embarrassing Secret"!
[24:21] ---
    So, tell us! What's your secret, Etna?
[24:23] ---
    "Next time:
    Etna's Embarrassing Secret "
[24:24] ---
    Don't ask me that, okay?