# Disgaea
Laharl, the demon prince of the Netherworld and son of the late Lord Krichevskoy, is awakened by Flonne, the sugary-sweet angel-in-training sent to assassinate the overlord. Etna, the Prinnies, and Flonne, join the selfish, disgruntled, and perpetually hungry Laharl as he treks the deepest, darkest realms to become king of the cursed land.
# Season 1
# 1 - The Sleeping Prince in the Garbage Dump
Source: [Crunchyroll](https://www.crunchyroll.com/series/GY0XXX2P6/disgaea)
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**[00:50] ---**
"Disgaea"
**[00:54] ---**
*It's like I'm tied up tight
by the sighs of love.*
**[01:00] ---**
*I can't break free no
matter what spell I try.*
**[01:07] ---**
*Tranquil eyes that conceal sorrow behind them*
**[01:13] ---**
*throw my heart into turmoil
more than they ought to.*
**[01:20] ---**
*You mean more to me than I do,*
**[01:26] ---**
*even though we both
refuse to admit to our feelings.*
**[01:33] ---**
*You're the one for me.
I don't care if you're a demon.*
**[01:39] ---**
*Oh, this is a miracle
that I've stumbled upon.*
**[01:45] ---**
*Even these wounds that never fade,
even this profound karma.*
**[01:52] ---**
*Oh, I'll give you my love.*
**[01:55] ---**
*Time and again, no matter where you are.*
**[02:03] ---**
*I'll give you my love.*
**[02:21] ---**
"The Sleeping Prince in the Garbage Dump"
**[02:54] ---**
Is anyone home?
**[03:06] ---**
Ouch...
**[03:10] ---**
Ew, it smells in here...
**[03:13] ---**
What is this place, a garbage dump?
W-Where's the exit?
**[03:27] ---**
This is it, no doubt about it!
It has the Overlord's crest on it!
**[03:32] ---**
Finally...! At long last I've
found it, Seraph Lamington!
**[03:36] ---**
Thank you for your guidance!
**[03:42] ---**
Now, it is finally time for me
to carry out my mission!
**[03:46] ---**
I'm gonna give it everything I've got!
**[03:47] ---**
Prinpretty pripannica!
**[03:52] ---**
Holy Arrow!
**[04:05] ---**
Uh-oh, it looks like I have
a ways to go... In that case--!
**[04:09] ---**
Hup!
**[04:23] ---**
Okay, then!
**[05:01] ---**
Who goes there?!
**[05:04] ---**
What suicidal fool dares disturb
the sleep of the mighty Laharl?!
**[05:20] ---**
Oh, dear.
**[05:23] ---**
Where the hell am I?
**[05:24] ---**
I think it's some kind of garbage dump.
**[05:26] ---**
Garbage?! I could've sworn
I was in the Overlord's Castle...
**[05:31] ---**
Hey, wait a minute.
Were you the one who woke me up?
**[05:36] ---**
Yes. Um, I'm sorry for disturbing
you while you were resting.
**[05:40] ---**
I'm Flonne, an assassin
dispatched from Celestia!
**[05:44] ---**
What?
**[05:45] ---**
Well, like I said, I'm
an assassin named Flonne.
**[05:50] ---**
You're an angel?
**[05:52] ---**
Actually, I'm just an Angel Trainee.
**[05:56] ---**
A lowly angel in training
thinks she can assassinate me?!
**[06:03] ---**
No, that's not quite right!
I had the wrong person!
**[06:06] ---**
Er, make that the wrong demon!
**[06:09] ---**
Come again?
**[06:10] ---**
If you don't mind my asking...
Did you just say that your name was Laharl?
**[06:13] ---**
The one and only! I am the mighty Laharl!
**[06:16] ---**
Oh, I knew it! I had the wrong person!
**[06:19] ---**
But that coffin had the crest
of the Overlord on it,
**[06:22] ---**
so I assumed that
King Krichevskoy was sleeping inside.
**[06:27] ---**
You moron!
**[06:34] ---**
King Krichevskoy is my old man!
**[06:38] ---**
He's your father?!
**[06:39] ---**
So let me get this straight. A flunky like
you came here to assassinate the Overlord?
**[06:43] ---**
Right!
**[06:46] ---**
Well, he *is* a weakling, so it's no surprise
that Celestia doesn't think much of him.
**[06:51] ---**
Um, to be perfectly honest, I think
that assassination is a terrible thing.
**[06:58] ---**
But I was told that it was of
**[06:59] ---**
vital importance for both the
Netherworld and Celestia.
**[07:02] ---**
You are *such* a moron.
**[07:04] ---**
Even when you yourself
don't agree with something,
**[07:06] ---**
if somebody tells you to
do it, you go, "Sir, yes sir!"?
**[07:10] ---**
So, Celestia's full of lapdogs like you, huh?
**[07:19] ---**
It went out.
**[07:21] ---**
Are you okay?
**[07:22] ---**
Don't touch me!
**[07:25] ---**
What the hell? I've got no strength...
**[07:28] ---**
You don't seem to be feeling well.
**[07:31] ---**
I'll use a restoration spell
to make you feel better!
**[07:34] ---**
Prinpretty Pripannica!
**[07:38] ---**
Be restored, strength of love!
**[07:40] ---**
Love, you say? Love is for losers!
**[07:46] ---**
Don't you ever say the word
"love" in front of me!
**[08:05] ---**
Hey, this is the ancestral
crypt of the Overlords.
**[08:08] ---**
What was I doing in a place like this?
**[08:14] ---**
What's going on?
**[08:21] ---**
W-Wait for me!
**[08:27] ---**
That hurt...
**[08:33] ---**
King Krichevskoy has passed away?!
**[08:35] ---**
What?!
**[08:36] ---**
Oh, I've seen this castle before! I saw it
when I first came down to the Netherworld!
**[08:42] ---**
Gimme!
**[08:43] ---**
There was smoke and fire everywhere.
**[08:46] ---**
What's this?! He died two years ago?!
**[08:50] ---**
But he was alive and kicking
right before I lay down for my nap!
**[08:53] ---**
So I've been asleep for two years...?
**[08:57] ---**
I've been searching for two whole years, too.
**[08:59] ---**
I'm a little amazed that you didn't know,
and not in a good way.
**[09:02] ---**
Darn it, and here I thought
that I'd finally found the castle...
**[09:05] ---**
This isn't the castle! It's a crypt.
**[09:08] ---**
That first castle you saw
was the Overlord's Castle.
**[09:13] ---**
You're pretty dense, aren't you?
**[09:16] ---**
Where are you going?
**[09:17] ---**
Back to the castle!
This is wrong! It's all wrong!
**[09:21] ---**
It says here, "The great
Overlord met a tragic end
**[09:24] ---**
when he choked on a
Dumpling of the Damned."
**[09:37] ---**
My old man was a fool,
right up to the very end!
**[09:40] ---**
That weakling!
**[09:41] ---**
You shouldn't laugh! It's cruel!
**[09:44] ---**
Excuse me?
**[09:45] ---**
I mean, you'll never,
ever see your father again!
**[09:49] ---**
Yeah, what about it?
**[09:51] ---**
It's so mean! It's so sad!
**[09:53] ---**
Should a girl who came here to assassinate
my old man be saying stuff like that?
**[09:58] ---**
This and that are two
entirely different things.
**[10:00] ---**
Aren't you sad?
**[10:02] ---**
Nope. Not one bit.
**[10:04] ---**
That can't be true.
**[10:06] ---**
When you lose a loved one or
something that's precious to you,
**[10:09] ---**
I think you're supposed to cry!
**[10:11] ---**
I think you're supposed to be heartbroken!
**[10:13] ---**
I don't understand a single
word you're saying.
**[10:16] ---**
But why...?
**[10:17] ---**
What do you mean, why?!
'Cause I'm a demon, that's why!
**[10:21] ---**
Do you mean to say that demons
don't know what it's like to feel sad?
**[10:26] ---**
Nope.
**[10:29] ---**
If that's true, then demons don't
know what it's like to feel love, either?
**[10:35] ---**
Sadness is made possible because of love!
**[10:40] ---**
Exactly! Demons don't feel love, either!
**[10:42] ---**
But that's... That's so sad...!
**[10:45] ---**
I'll never, ever acknowledge
love as anything but worthless!
**[11:16] ---**
You bastard... Do you have any idea who I am?
**[11:21] ---**
You're Laharl, legitimate
heir to King Krichevskoy.
**[11:24] ---**
I didn't expect you to wake up.
**[11:26] ---**
What?
**[11:28] ---**
Violence is never the answer!
Let's talk this out!
**[11:33] ---**
Quit butting in with your mindless yammering!
**[11:35] ---**
I doubt you have any strength left to fight!
**[11:43] ---**
Are you all right?
**[11:44] ---**
My body isn't doing what I tell it to do...
**[12:11] ---**
"Disgaea"
**[12:14] ---**
"Disgaea"
**[12:27] ---**
What the hell is that?
**[12:44] ---**
How cool!
**[12:45] ---**
You think so?
**[13:01] ---**
The emissary of justice who endlessly fights
the good fight to safeguard peace on Earth!
**[13:06] ---**
Who the hell are these irritating fools?
**[13:08] ---**
Don't interrupt!
**[13:10] ---**
The rule for the villain is that he hears the
hero out while he makes his entrance speech!
**[13:15] ---**
Don't assume that I'm the villain here!
**[13:19] ---**
Captain Gordon, 37th
Defender of Earth, has arrived!
**[13:27] ---**
Earth, huh?
**[13:28] ---**
Amazing! That was so cool!
**[13:31] ---**
Thank you, fair maiden!
Have no fear, Captain Gordon is here!
**[13:42] ---**
You two aren't hurt, are you?
**[13:44] ---**
You're safe now, we've taken
care of those two scary demons.
**[13:49] ---**
We're here to rescue you.
Now, climb aboard our spaceship.
**[14:00] ---**
What's the matter?
**[14:03] ---**
Stay away from me!
**[14:05] ---**
Keep that freakishly
voluptuous body away from me!
**[14:10] ---**
Laharl, what's the matter?
**[14:12] ---**
Oh, I understand now!
You're going through puberty, aren't you?
**[14:15] ---**
My body is completely different
from your girlfriend's, so it's no wonder.
**[14:21] ---**
Who are you calling my girlfriend,
you insolent wench...?
**[14:25] ---**
Laharl, hang in there!
**[14:27] ---**
Laharl, your weakness
isn't voluptuous bodies, is it?
**[14:31] ---**
Still, it would be terrible if these
tremors developed into something serious.
**[14:35] ---**
Thursday, run a diagnosis.
**[14:37] ---**
Roger. Now scanning in medical mode.
**[14:46] ---**
Check complete.
Poison detected in subject's body.
**[14:51] ---**
Poison?
**[14:52] ---**
Poison?! Was it you?!
**[14:54] ---**
I would never do such a cowardly thing!
**[14:56] ---**
Wait right here! I'll get the first aid kit!
**[14:59] ---**
That's all right! I'll
cast an antidote spell!
**[15:03] ---**
Spell?
**[15:12] ---**
What a warm, gentle light...
**[15:15] ---**
Miss, what in the world
was that power you just used?
**[15:18] ---**
I'm Flonne, an Angel Trainee.
**[15:22] ---**
An angel, you say?
**[15:23] ---**
Oh, so we saved the life of an angel!
**[15:27] ---**
This is Laharl! He's a demon prince!
**[15:30] ---**
You're saying that this boy is a demon?!
**[15:34] ---**
Now I see! We interrupted
you and those monsters
**[15:37] ---**
as you were about to attack
this helpless little angel girl!
**[15:40] ---**
Don't be stupid!
**[15:44] ---**
Oh, that's wonderful! The poison's gone!
**[15:53] ---**
Laharl!
**[15:54] ---**
How rude!
**[16:01] ---**
Oh, my!
**[16:02] ---**
Oh!
**[16:04] ---**
Danger! Danger! Sexual harassment!
**[16:08] ---**
That's weird.
**[16:09] ---**
What is?
**[16:11] ---**
Thanks to that flat chest of yours,
I don't feel like barfing anymore.
**[16:15] ---**
I'm glad that I could help!
**[16:16] ---**
Hands off the angel, foul demon!
**[16:19] ---**
Angel, come over here! Hurry!
**[16:21] ---**
Come, come! Hurry over to us!
**[16:23] ---**
Hey, human!
**[16:24] ---**
What do you want, vile fiend?!
**[16:29] ---**
Hey, that hurt!
**[16:31] ---**
The Netherworld belongs to me!
I won't stand for this invasion!
**[16:36] ---**
What invasion? I came
here to vanquish demons!
**[16:40] ---**
Jennifer! Thursday! Begin formation!
**[16:44] ---**
Roger!
**[16:54] ---**
Now, taste the fierce attack of justice!
**[16:57] ---**
Oh, shut up!
**[17:15] ---**
I'm back! I'm back in action!
**[17:18] ---**
Now *that's* the power I'm used to!
**[17:27] ---**
What have you done?
**[17:29] ---**
Laharl! Violence is never the answer!
**[17:32] ---**
This was just a misunderstanding!
We could have worked it out by talking!
**[17:36] ---**
Look, your job is done,
so go back to Celestia.
**[17:38] ---**
After all, my old man's dead.
All you have to do is take credit for it.
**[17:43] ---**
It's wrong to lie!
**[17:47] ---**
Have it your way, then.
I'm going back to the Overlord's Castle.
**[17:56] ---**
It's gone! Gone! My pendant is missing!
**[17:59] ---**
Laharl, have you seen my pendant?!
**[18:01] ---**
Nope.
**[18:02] ---**
I got that pendant from the Seraph himself...
**[18:05] ---**
Without that pendant, an Angel Trainee like
me can't stay in the Netherworld for long!
**[18:12] ---**
I was only able to search for
the Overlord these past two years
**[18:15] ---**
because I was under that
pendant's protection!
**[18:18] ---**
If I can't find it, all my strength will be
sapped away by the Netherworld, and I'll die!
**[18:24] ---**
Sounds good to me.
**[18:27] ---**
It'll save me the trouble
of killing you myself.
**[18:30] ---**
But if you really, really need it, I could
help you look for it if the price is right.
**[18:35] ---**
Really, you will?! Then please! Help me look!
**[18:38] ---**
Oh, dear... What happened to all
the spending money I was given?
**[18:42] ---**
If you're gonna ask a demon for a favor,
you better have some money on hand.
**[18:46] ---**
Wait! Laharl!
**[18:55] ---**
Curse that demon! He looked like a child,
so I let my guard down! But not next time!
**[18:59] ---**
Thursday, where did you get that pendant?
**[19:02] ---**
I found it.
**[19:07] ---**
Shiny, shiny, shiny...
**[19:09] ---**
It's not here...
**[19:10] ---**
Or here! Or here! Or here! Or here! Or here!
**[19:13] ---**
I can't find it!
**[19:18] ---**
What am I gonna do...?
If I don't find it, I'm gonna disappear...
**[19:32] ---**
Would you give it a rest?!
**[19:33] ---**
It wasn't--
**[19:36] ---**
Laharl!
**[19:39] ---**
I guess you're not the only one
who doesn't know when to quit.
**[19:58] ---**
He isn't fighting like he was before!
**[20:00] ---**
Of course I'm not!
You're facing the real Laharl this time!
**[20:18] ---**
Answer me. You were surprised
when you saw me awake, weren't you?
**[20:22] ---**
What do you know?
**[20:25] ---**
Were you the one who poisoned me?
**[20:30] ---**
Answer me, or you get *this.*
**[20:33] ---**
Wait! I'll talk, so don't! Spare me,
I'll tell you anything you want to know!
**[20:37] ---**
Then start talking!
**[20:49] ---**
Moron.
**[20:51] ---**
That was terrible, Laharl!
You said that you would spare him!
**[20:57] ---**
You try to solve everything with violence...
**[21:00] ---**
What you do tramples all over love!
**[21:03] ---**
There's that "love" again... I've had it
up to here with that love fixation of yours!
**[21:08] ---**
Your way of thinking causes
**[21:10] ---**
terrible disasters in both
Celestia and the human world.
**[21:14] ---**
I might rot away soon.
**[21:17] ---**
But I will use every ounce of
strength I have to assassinate you!
**[21:22] ---**
I thought it was my old man
that you wanted to assassinate!
**[21:24] ---**
No, I changed my target just now!
**[21:27] ---**
This oughta be good. Let's do it.
**[21:29] ---**
I'm sick of you and
your stupid Love Freak crap!
**[21:32] ---**
Here goes! Durian Dragon Dranyago!
**[21:48] ---**
Hey! We both know you're no match for me,
**[21:51] ---**
but that's no excuse not
to fight me yourself!
**[21:53] ---**
You call yourself an
angel?! This is cheating!
**[21:56] ---**
Okay, dragon! Go get that demon
who denies the value of love!
**[22:04] ---**
Whatever! Come get some!
**[22:19] ---**
Ah, there he is!
**[22:44] ---**
*If people ever notice the cycle of time on
this world where blue skies come and go,*
**[22:52] ---**
*something's bound to happen when
people with different outlooks get together.*
**[23:00] ---**
*Will we be buried by our desires?
Will love come and save the day?*
**[23:08] ---**
*Either way, it doesn't matter to me.
I'm gonna do as I please.*
**[23:15] ---**
*Light and shadow, egoists for whom
everything in the world has meaning,*
**[23:23] ---**
*every little fragment lives his life
with the balance on their shoulders.*
**[23:31] ---**
*Doing whatever we want,
having it exactly the way we want it.*
**[23:39] ---**
*Right now, under the same sky,*
**[23:43] ---**
*light and shadow repeat again and again.*
**[23:48] ---**
*Chain react*
**[23:59] ---**
*Hi! Disgaea's all about my previews!
They're more popular than the show itself!*
**[24:03] ---**
*Believe it or not, in episode 2,
Prince Laharl dies in the line of duty!*
**[24:06] ---**
*Hey, don't try to kill me off!*
**[24:08] ---**
*As grief casts a shadow over the
Netherworld, a new heroine appears!*
**[24:11] ---**
*Rise up, dark beauty Princess Etna!*
**[24:13] ---**
*Who made you a princess?*
**[24:15] ---**
*Next time on Disgaea!
"Scratch 1 Mid-Boss, Add 1 Vassal"!*
**[24:19] ---**
*Be won over as the princess
conveys her feelings through song!*
**[24:22] ---**
*The title's the only thing
that's normal about this preview.*
**[24:23] ---**
"Next Time:
Scratch 1 Mid-Boss, Add 1 Vassal"
**[24:24] ---**
*Well, the adults have their reasons.*
# 2 - Scratch 1 Mid-Boss, Add 1 Vassal
Source: [Crunchyroll](https://www.crunchyroll.com/series/GY0XXX2P6/disgaea)
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**[00:09] ---**
"Disgaea"
**[00:13] ---**
*Ai no tameiki ni shibarareteru mitai.*
**[00:19] ---**
*Donna jumon de mo hodokenai no yo.*
**[00:26] ---**
*Urei wo hisometa shizuka na hitomi ga*
**[00:31] ---**
*yokei ni kokoro kakimidashiteku.*
**[00:39] ---**
*Sunao ja nai watashi yori motto*
**[00:45] ---**
*sunao ja nai anata ga itoshii.*
**[00:51] ---**
*Anata ga ii no, akuma de mo ii.*
**[00:58] ---**
*Ah, ima meguriaeta kiseki.*
**[01:04] ---**
*Kienai kizu mo, fukai karuma mo.*
**[01:11] ---**
*Ah aishitageru,*
**[01:14] ---**
*doko ni ite mo nando demo.*
**[01:22] ---**
*Aishitageru.*
**[01:38] ---**
Your squawking is getting on my nerves!
**[01:41] ---**
I'm gonna shut your mouth
with one swipe of this sword!
**[01:45] ---**
Okay, I'm going to give it every...
**[01:52] ---**
Hey! Are you trying to mess with my head?
**[01:55] ---**
Laharl...
**[01:58] ---**
I guess I really do need my pendant...
**[02:02] ---**
Please, look for it... I beg you...
**[02:05] ---**
If you find it, I'll give you
something nice to thank you.
**[02:12] ---**
Something nice like what?
**[02:13] ---**
She's gotta be talking
about money, don'tcha think?
**[02:16] ---**
Who are you?!
**[02:17] ---**
Hello there, Highness!
**[02:20] ---**
I am Etna, the black rose with keen
thorns who serves in the Overlord's Castle.
**[02:26] ---**
You don't remember me?
**[02:28] ---**
I remember just fine! What I meant was,
what the hell are you doing here?!
**[02:33] ---**
More importantly, what do we have here?
She's about to croak.
**[02:40] ---**
You're going to leave her here?
**[02:42] ---**
Forget about her.
We're going back to the castle.
**[02:45] ---**
But she said something about a reward!
**[02:47] ---**
She's flat broke. She doesn't
have anything to reward us with.
**[02:51] ---**
We wouldn't get anything for our trouble.
**[02:53] ---**
But you're still gonna
leave her lying there, right?
**[02:55] ---**
If it was me, I'd blow her to
smithereens right on the spot.
**[02:59] ---**
I never pegged you for having
some kindness in you, Highness.
**[03:05] ---**
Don't you *ever* say the word
"kindness" in front of me again!
**[03:08] ---**
Roger!
**[03:10] ---**
Anyway, it's her own damn fault for losing
something that was precious to her.
**[03:13] ---**
If it's gonna cause trouble if
you lose it, don't carry it around!
**[03:16] ---**
So, what did you lose?
**[03:19] ---**
I-I'm just a trainee, so I can't
survive for long in the Netherworld
**[03:23] ---**
without the protection of the pendant
that I got from the Seraph.
**[03:28] ---**
Gosh, that's too bad.
**[03:30] ---**
Get it straight. She mistook me for
my old man and tried to assassinate me.
**[03:35] ---**
Killing her on the spot is too good for her!
**[03:37] ---**
I'm gonna make her feel the terror
of dying inch by inch!
**[03:41] ---**
Oh, now I get it! That's my Prince!
**[03:44] ---**
That's so cruel and heartless!
**[03:47] ---**
Don't go overboard with the compliments.
**[03:48] ---**
--You scoundrel, you!
**[03:49] ---**
--You're kidding...!
**[03:51] ---**
Seraph, I'm sorry...
**[03:56] ---**
"Scratch 1 Mid-Boss, Add 1 Vassal"
**[04:05] ---**
Come on, we're going
back to the Overlord's Castle!
**[04:07] ---**
Coming!
**[04:24] ---**
Gordon, how does this look on me?
**[04:27] ---**
Wow!
**[04:28] ---**
Now, now, you should take that off, Jennifer.
**[04:31] ---**
The superhero rulebook
says that we're supposed
**[04:33] ---**
to turn lost items over to the police!
**[04:37] ---**
Oops!
**[04:39] ---**
Oo, that looks good!
**[04:44] ---**
Captain, I have finished
bringing all ship's systems back online.
**[04:48] ---**
Give me a minute. Let me finish eating first.
**[04:53] ---**
Hm?
**[05:00] ---**
Danger! Danger! Unknown energy detected!
**[05:04] ---**
What?!
**[05:05] ---**
What are you, a demon?!
**[05:09] ---**
Who are you?!
**[05:11] ---**
My name--
**[05:14] ---**
Oh, I'm terribly sorry.
**[05:19] ---**
As I was saying, I am Archangel Vulcanus,
**[05:22] ---**
and I have been dispatched
here from Celestia!
**[05:26] ---**
Those white wings...!
**[05:28] ---**
Then you're really an angel?
**[05:29] ---**
Indeed I am.
**[05:32] ---**
You have cheese in your mustache.
**[05:34] ---**
Oh, thank you.
**[05:38] ---**
I had no idea you were an angel!
I have done you a great insult.
**[05:41] ---**
Please see fit to forgive me.
**[05:42] ---**
That is quite all right. We in Celestia are
always watching over you in your struggles.
**[05:47] ---**
Thank you. We are very grateful to
be under the protection of the angels.
**[05:52] ---**
Not at all, it is we who must thank you.
**[05:57] ---**
How do you mean?
**[05:59] ---**
Miss, might I trouble you
to give me that pendant?
**[06:05] ---**
That pendant is a treasure of Celestia
that went missing quite some time ago.
**[06:10] ---**
What? A treasure of Celestia?
**[06:13] ---**
Oh, my!
**[06:14] ---**
It was likely stolen by demons.
Such a horrible deed...
**[06:19] ---**
Still, you are truly the Defender of Earth
to have retrieved it for us.
**[06:23] ---**
No, it is Thursday who deserves the praise.
**[06:26] ---**
He's the one who found it.
**[06:29] ---**
You have my gratitude, Thursday.
**[06:31] ---**
You're too kind.
**[06:33] ---**
Please, take it.
**[06:38] ---**
Thank you, Defender of Earth!
**[06:42] ---**
Continue your fight against
the demons for the greater good
**[06:45] ---**
of both the human world and that of Celestia!
**[06:48] ---**
The heavens expect great things from you!
**[06:54] ---**
This is wonderful, Gordon!
**[06:56] ---**
We're under the protection
of the angels in our fight!
**[07:00] ---**
I'm all fired up to do something heroic!
**[07:01] ---**
Thursday, we lift off at once!
**[07:04] ---**
Punch it, Jennifer!
**[07:05] ---**
Roger!
**[07:16] ---**
I've been looking for you
these past two years.
**[07:19] ---**
Lots of demons think
that you're dead, Highness.
**[07:25] ---**
What were you doing in that crypt?
**[07:27] ---**
That's what I wanna know!
I swear, this is all my old man's fault!
**[07:32] ---**
Chaos brings a smile to the face
of any self-respecting demon.
**[07:35] ---**
When you try to stick everybody
with order that nobody wants,
**[07:38] ---**
you're gonna end up
dying in a damn stupid way.
**[07:40] ---**
A true Overlord has to be the
foulest, most vicious demon of all!
**[07:45] ---**
So, that's your long,
roundabout way of saying
**[07:48] ---**
that you're the new Overlord, Highness?
**[07:50] ---**
Of course. That's why I'm going
back to the Overlord's Castle
**[07:53] ---**
and proclaiming myself to be
the best demon for the job!
**[07:56] ---**
And then I'm gonna conquer Celestia
and the human world for messing with me!
**[08:03] ---**
I'm gonna teach 'em who's the most
powerful being in the universe!
**[08:06] ---**
Yeesh! You don't dream small, do ya?
**[08:09] ---**
Plus, if I go to the Overlord's Palace,
**[08:12] ---**
I should be able to find out who poisoned
me and tossed me in that garbage dump!
**[08:17] ---**
And when I do... Oh, the
things I'll do to him!
**[08:23] ---**
*You're a sharper customer than
I gave you credit for, Highness...*
**[08:26] ---**
*I have to admit, I'm amazed that you
managed to survive in that garbage dump.*
**[08:45] ---**
What's the matter?
**[08:47] ---**
I'm hungry.
**[08:49] ---**
Etna, make me something to eat!
**[08:51] ---**
What?! You want me to cook for you?!
**[08:54] ---**
That's funny, I thought I heard
my vassal talking back to me...
**[08:57] ---**
N-Not to worry, Highness!
**[08:58] ---**
I found myself some stalwart allies
for occasions such as this!
**[09:04] ---**
Prinny Squad, c'mon over!
**[09:08] ---**
Are you joking around?
**[09:11] ---**
I said to haul your feathered
fannies over here!
**[09:24] ---**
What do you think, Highness?
**[09:25] ---**
This is the Prinny Squad, a band of
super, all-purpose vassals that I hired!
**[09:29] ---**
Super all-purpose? Those clowns?
**[09:35] ---**
You bunch of bozos... Straighten up!
**[09:41] ---**
Prinny Squad reporting for duty, dood!
**[09:44] ---**
See, now we're in business.
**[09:46] ---**
They don't look very reliable.
**[09:47] ---**
Who's that kid with the
nasty look in his eye?
**[09:50] ---**
Maybe it's the guy Lady Etna keeps
talking about. You know, the moro--
**[09:56] ---**
I couldn't hear what they were saying.
**[09:58] ---**
He wanted to say, "Goodness,
what a powerful and handsome prince!"
**[10:02] ---**
Honestly, idle chatter like that
can be such a *pain*, can't it?
**[10:06] ---**
Are these guys going to work out?
**[10:08] ---**
Oh, they'll be fine! Right?
**[10:11] ---**
Perfectly fine, dood!
**[10:13] ---**
Now that we have that settled, Prinnies,
go make the Prince a meal he'll never forget!
**[10:18] ---**
Aye aye, dood!
**[10:35] ---**
Something just buzzed us.
**[10:37] ---**
Those losers came back for more?
**[10:39] ---**
We've found you, foul demon!
**[10:41] ---**
Hup!
**[10:45] ---**
Captain Gordon,
Defender of Earth, has arrived!
**[10:48] ---**
Man, I just can't handle these types...
**[10:51] ---**
Highness, did you do something to Earth?
**[10:53] ---**
I have no idea! They're trying to
pick a fight with me for no reason.
**[10:57] ---**
More importantly, where's my food?!
**[10:58] ---**
So sorry, dood!
**[11:10] ---**
Flonne, I expect you to take
responsibility for failing in your mission.
**[11:17] ---**
It truly is beautiful...
**[11:19] ---**
How could this piece of an
angel's heart that has been
**[11:21] ---**
handed down through the ages
in Celestia be anything but?
**[11:24] ---**
Why would the Seraph possibly have
given this pendant to a lowly trainee?
**[11:29] ---**
It is beyond my understanding...
**[11:58] ---**
"Disgaea"
**[12:02] ---**
"Disgaea"
**[12:09] ---**
Listen up, demons!
**[12:11] ---**
The mere fact that you are demons
makes you a blight on humanity!
**[12:15] ---**
But Gordon, Defender of Earth,
shall mete out your punishment!
**[12:19] ---**
Thursday! Robo-bazooka!
**[12:21] ---**
Roger! Changing to Robo-Bazooka!
**[12:28] ---**
Charging energy!
**[12:34] ---**
What do you suppose that is?
**[12:36] ---**
Beats me. Every spring, we get a lot
of crazies coming out of the woodwork.
**[12:39] ---**
Fire!
**[12:43] ---**
Berry Barrier Balidaire!
**[13:05] ---**
Our ship!
**[13:07] ---**
Abnormal overheating in engines!
Unable to control via remote!
**[13:21] ---**
Thursday, can you pursue?
**[13:23] ---**
It's no use. It is too late.
**[13:25] ---**
What?! All of our household
items are on that ship!
**[13:30] ---**
Let's go after it!
**[13:32] ---**
Prince! Today, we are forced to withdraw!
**[13:35] ---**
When next we meet, fight fair
instead of using such cowardly tricks!
**[13:40] ---**
Gordon, hurry!
**[13:41] ---**
The ship is getting away!
**[13:43] ---**
I can never figure out why
those people do what they do.
**[13:46] ---**
Well, that's humans for you.
They're incomprehensible.
**[13:54] ---**
What do you want *this* time?
**[13:56] ---**
Laharl, we still have unfinished business...
**[14:00] ---**
You don't know when to quit, do you?
**[14:02] ---**
Now, now, is that any way to talk?
**[14:06] ---**
It was the good mademoiselle
here who just saved you.
**[14:09] ---**
Saved us?
**[14:11] ---**
Boy, this demon likes to
put on airs, doesn't he?
**[14:13] ---**
Mademoiselle, are you unhurt?
**[14:16] ---**
Yes.
**[14:17] ---**
Laharl, I thought I said that
I was going to assassinate you.
**[14:23] ---**
Yeah, whatever! Do us all a favor
and drop dead where you're standing!
**[14:25] ---**
I refuse to die. Not until
I've carried out my mission.
**[14:28] ---**
I keep telling you,
your target was my old man!
**[14:31] ---**
Highness, wouldn't it be faster to just take
her out quick 'n clean and be done with it?
**[14:34] ---**
If you don't do something,
she's gonna turn into a certified stalker!
**[14:38] ---**
Yeah, you have a point.
**[14:42] ---**
Okay, you're on.
**[14:45] ---**
I'll give it everything I've got!
**[14:52] ---**
This is terrible!
**[14:55] ---**
Mademoiselle, you mustn't overexert yourself!
**[14:57] ---**
At the moment, you are
in no condition to fight.
**[15:01] ---**
I shall pitch in and help you, you lovely
angel who sings the praises of love!
**[15:06] ---**
Thank you, but this is my mission...
**[15:10] ---**
No, no. One must graciously
accept the kindness of others.
**[15:20] ---**
And who the hell are you supposed to be?
**[15:22] ---**
Goodness, where are my manners?
**[15:24] ---**
I am the aristocrat who loves
beauty and strength above all else!
**[15:29] ---**
Vyers, the Dark Adonis!
**[15:32] ---**
Incidentally, am I to understand that you
are the son of the late King Krichevskoy?
**[15:38] ---**
The very same!
**[15:39] ---**
When they talk about Laharl, heir to
the Netherworld, they're talking about me!
**[15:43] ---**
The Overlord's heir?
**[15:46] ---**
Look, the Netherworld is one big
battleground now, where every demon
**[15:49] ---**
who calls himself
Overlord is fighting for control.
**[15:52] ---**
If I may be so bold, I, too, am one of
those who is vying for the title of Overlord.
**[15:56] ---**
Somebody who saved the life of an angel
isn't qualified to call himself Overlord!
**[16:01] ---**
You're nothing more than a stepping
stone on my way to the throne!
**[16:04] ---**
Wha--?!
**[16:05] ---**
Demons of every stripe acknowledge
the superiority of the Dark Adonis, Vy--
**[16:08] ---**
I don't care what you call yourself.
From now on, your name is "Mid-Boss"!
**[16:15] ---**
Highness, that's a great name!
**[16:17] ---**
Nice one, dood!
**[16:19] ---**
M-Mid-Boss, you say?!
**[16:23] ---**
--What's the meaning of this?! I'm so angry!
**[16:23] ---**
--Oops, I think you hurt his ego.
**[16:25] ---**
--This is unbelievable!
**[16:27] ---**
This is unforgivable! You'll
pay for this insult!
**[16:33] ---**
You're finally in the mood to fight, huh?
**[16:42] ---**
What the--?
**[16:49] ---**
Oh, my! What a beautiful pendant!
**[16:53] ---**
What a lucky find!
**[16:55] ---**
Surely, it is a present from God to
me for doing a good deed every day!
**[16:58] ---**
What self-respecting demon thanks God?
**[17:01] ---**
Why, this one, of course.
Just take a look at this lovely stone!
**[17:06] ---**
Wow, that really *is* pretty!
I'd say it'll fetch a pretty penny!
**[17:10] ---**
No one is selling this!
I found this, so it belongs to me!
**[17:15] ---**
Please... Please give it
back to me, Mr. Mid-Boss.
**[17:18] ---**
*Merde*! *Et tu*, Mademoiselle? *Et tu*?
**[17:22] ---**
My name is the Vyers, the Dark Adonis--
**[17:25] ---**
Mr. Mid boss, I beg you...
I have to have that pendant, or--
**[17:28] ---**
Mr. Mid-Boss...
**[17:31] ---**
Looks like that one put
him down for the count.
**[17:33] ---**
So, the pendant belongs to the angel, huh?
**[17:36] ---**
Huh? I don't follow you, Highness.
**[17:40] ---**
Please, Mr. Mid-Boss... Give it back to me!
**[17:43] ---**
I cannot comply with such a request,
not even at the behest
**[17:46] ---**
of a lovely mademoiselle.
**[17:48] ---**
As I have said, it was I who found it,
and as such, it belongs to moi!
**[17:54] ---**
Wow, he gives you a run for your money
**[17:57] ---**
in the "self-centered quibbling"
department, Highness!
**[17:59] ---**
Shut up! Don't put me on
the same level as that clown!
**[18:07] ---**
Oh, its brilliance grows ever
lovelier each time I gaze upon it!
**[18:11] ---**
No, don't! That pendant punishes
anyone with an impure heart!
**[18:17] ---**
If you don't let go right away,
you'll feel Heaven's wrath!
**[18:21] ---**
Huh?
**[18:22] ---**
What's the deal? Nothing's happening!
**[18:25] ---**
And after all the self-centered
garbage he spouted, too!
**[18:28] ---**
That's strange... Maybe it's broken.
**[18:33] ---**
You can't fool me!
**[18:35] ---**
As if pure, righteous, and beautiful
moi would ever be punished by--
**[18:40] ---**
That laugh of yours rubs me the wrong way.
**[18:49] ---**
Just this once,
**[18:50] ---**
I suppose I'll do as the lovely
mademoiselle asks and let you save face.
**[18:55] ---**
Boy, this guy hates to lose.
"Mid-Boss" is a perfect name for him.
**[18:59] ---**
I order you to be silent!
You mock this mid-boss at your own peril!
**[19:04] ---**
--Do you hear me?! I won't forgive this!
**[19:05] ---**
--Hey, you just admitted to being a mid-boss!
**[19:19] ---**
Oh, no! We could've made
a mint off that pendant!
**[19:24] ---**
The pendant!
**[19:53] ---**
This is her "divine punishment"?
**[19:56] ---**
I'd never be able to touch that.
**[19:58] ---**
I wonder if we could hold it, dood?
**[20:00] ---**
You definitely couldn't.
**[20:11] ---**
This is what you wanted, isn't it?
**[20:13] ---**
Laharl?
**[20:15] ---**
Hurry up and take it!
Damn thing's hotter'n hell.
**[20:19] ---**
Right!
**[20:28] ---**
Laharl, thank you!
**[20:31] ---**
Cut that out! Words like
"Thank you" make my skin crawl!
**[20:37] ---**
Still, if that was divine punishment,
**[20:40] ---**
it means my heart is evil,
just the way it should be.
**[20:43] ---**
Laharl, why did you take such a big
risk to give me back my pendant?
**[20:47] ---**
Why else? I did it to get that
"something nice" that you promised me!
**[20:52] ---**
Actually, I've already given it to you.
**[20:55] ---**
Place your hand on your chest.
**[20:58] ---**
See? Can you feel it?
That warm, fuzzy feeling in your heart?
**[21:06] ---**
You may say that you're evil,
but there's kindness in your heart.
**[21:15] ---**
The kindness, the love, that's starting
to blossom in your heart...
**[21:19] ---**
Those are the gifts I gave to you.
**[21:24] ---**
That angel's a real piece of work!
She played this demon for a sucker!
**[21:28] ---**
Etna! Prinny Squad! Let's go!
**[21:31] ---**
Are you sure that you wanna leave her here?
**[21:33] ---**
Forget her! Let's go!
**[21:35] ---**
But you haven't eaten dessert yet!
**[21:40] ---**
I'm going to come with you!
**[21:44] ---**
I'm not going to leave your side
until you open your eyes to love!
**[21:49] ---**
Suit yourself, Love Freak!
**[21:52] ---**
But if you're gonna tag along for
the ride, you're gonna be my vassal!
**[21:57] ---**
A vassal who's even lower-ranking
than the Prinnies here, got it?!
**[22:01] ---**
Sure!
**[22:03] ---**
This is awesome! She's a servant, dood!
**[22:06] ---**
Now there's a flunky
who's even lower than us!
**[22:08] ---**
I look forward to working with you, Prinnies.
**[22:11] ---**
Hooray, dood!
**[22:13] ---**
What's the holdup?! Get moving!
**[22:16] ---**
C-Coming!
**[22:18] ---**
Um, excuse me...? Hello? Somebody? Anybody?
**[22:22] ---**
Would somebody help-- They're not listening!
**[22:44] ---**
*Aoi hiru ga meguru hoshi de
toki no ruupu mezametara,*
**[22:51] ---**
*chigau kokoro motta mono
atsumareba nanika ga okiru yo.*
**[22:59] ---**
*Yokubou de umeru no ka?
Ai wa hito no tame ni ugoko no ka?*
**[23:07] ---**
*Dotchi datte kamawanai yo, suki ni yaru dake.*
**[23:15] ---**
*Hikari to kage kono sekai
de subete ga imi aru egoisuto.*
**[23:23] ---**
*Hitotsu hitotsu no kakera wa
sou baransu wo ninai ikiteru.*
**[23:31] ---**
*Omou no mama, kokoro no mama
ni ima wa onaji sora no shita*
**[23:43] ---**
*hikari to kage wa kurikaesu.*
**[23:47] ---**
*Chain react*
**[23:59] ---**
*A nameless unexplored region! Hot suspense
on the road that leaves the skin supple!*
**[24:02] ---**
*The next episode will be at a hot spring?*
**[24:04] ---**
*What is it that can be glimpsed
through the steam? Is it love?! Or hate?!*
**[24:06] ---**
*As the curtain rises on a new tragedy,*
**[24:08] ---**
*what really happened
20 years ago comes to light!*
**[24:11] ---**
*The remarkable deductive powers of
renowned gal detective Etna shine through!*
**[24:14] ---**
*Oh, it's a detective story!*
**[24:15] ---**
*Next time on Disgaea! "Welcome to
the Netherworld Hall of Treasures"!*
**[24:19] ---**
*You are the culprit! I arrest
you in the name of the Overlord!*
**[24:22] ---**
*So, who did it?*
**[24:23] ---**
"Next time: Welcome to the
Netherworld Hall of Treasures"
# 3 - Welcome to the Netherworld Hall of Treasures
Source: [Crunchyroll](https://www.crunchyroll.com/series/GY0XXX2P6/disgaea)
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**[00:09] ---**
"Disgaea"
**[00:13] ---**
*It's like I'm tied up tight
by the sighs of love.*
**[00:19] ---**
*I can't break free no
matter what spell I try.*
**[00:26] ---**
*Tranquil eyes that conceal sorrow behind them*
**[00:31] ---**
*throw my heart into turmoil
more than they ought to.*
**[00:39] ---**
*You mean more to me than I do,*
**[00:45] ---**
*even though we both
refuse to admit to our feelings.*
**[00:51] ---**
*You're the one for me.
I don't care if you're a demon.*
**[00:58] ---**
*Oh, this is a miracle
that I've stumbled upon.*
**[01:04] ---**
*Even these wounds that never fade,
even this profound karma.*
**[01:11] ---**
*Oh, I'll give you my love.*
**[01:14] ---**
*Time and again, no matter where you are.*
**[01:22] ---**
*I'll give you my love.*
**[01:39] ---**
And that's when I lost it!
**[01:41] ---**
So I hauled off and planted my
boot right in his you-know-whats!
**[01:44] ---**
You-know-whats?
**[01:45] ---**
By that, I mean his...
**[01:49] ---**
You know, those!
**[01:50] ---**
Oh, I see! Um, what are those?
**[01:59] ---**
Okay, I'll just show you!
**[02:09] ---**
Sheesh, Highness! What was that for?!
**[02:12] ---**
Be quiet!
**[02:13] ---**
I listen in on what you're mumbling about,
and what do I hear? Stupid nonsense!
**[02:18] ---**
Oh, you were listening to
that part I was whispering?
**[02:20] ---**
Every last word!
**[02:22] ---**
The Prince has some stupefyingly sharp ears.
**[02:25] ---**
Who are you calling stupid?!
**[02:28] ---**
Wow, he really can hear you! That's amazing!
**[02:31] ---**
Anyway, I don't want you talking about
idiotic crap behind my back from now on!
**[02:35] ---**
Is that clear?!
**[02:39] ---**
I love yuie flowers.
**[02:42] ---**
They're simple, but bright and cheery,
and they always make me feel happy.
**[02:47] ---**
I bet that the yuie are blooming
all over Celestia right about now.
**[02:58] ---**
Uh, hello?
**[03:00] ---**
Yikes, I guess this is a literal case of
somebody having a head full of flowers.
**[03:07] ---**
What?! What's the matter?
**[03:09] ---**
When I pictured all those yuie flowers,
the Seraph's face popped into my head!
**[03:16] ---**
Ah-ha! I bet he did something
nasty to you! Right, Flonne?
**[03:22] ---**
Something nasty?
**[03:24] ---**
Like bullying you, for instance!
Or punishing you!
**[03:27] ---**
Or torturing you!
**[03:28] ---**
Y-You're joking!
**[03:30] ---**
Seraph Lamington is a kindhearted
man who loves flowers and poetry!
**[03:34] ---**
The Seraph is a person
who has my undying respect.
**[03:38] ---**
I admire him so much!
**[03:41] ---**
Etna, do you have anyone
that you respect like that?
**[03:47] ---**
King Krichevskoy, I suppose.
**[03:49] ---**
Well, it's less like "respect" and
more like he's the standard I aim for.
**[03:53] ---**
Hey, Etna! So does that mean
that you don't respect me?!
**[03:59] ---**
Yes.
**[04:02] ---**
And you call yourself my vassal?!
**[04:05] ---**
Well, more or less.
**[04:09] ---**
Enough of this! I'm tired! I intend to rest!
**[04:12] ---**
Rest? Where, you mean here?
**[04:15] ---**
Moron! The next Overlord
can't possibly sleep outdoors!
**[04:19] ---**
Take me to an inn!
**[04:23] ---**
Uh, Highness, there are no
inns anywhere around here.
**[04:27] ---**
There has to be something. Find one.
**[04:29] ---**
I can look, but that won't change anything.
**[04:31] ---**
Prinny Squad!
**[04:32] ---**
Hey, wait just a minute, Highness!
Why are *you* calling them?
**[04:36] ---**
Your vassals are my vassals.
**[04:39] ---**
In other words, my vassals'
vassals are my vassals, too.
**[04:43] ---**
Get out here, Prinny Squad!
**[04:50] ---**
You bellowed, dood?
**[04:52] ---**
Take me to the nearest inn!
**[04:56] ---**
There aren't any *inns*.
**[04:58] ---**
But there *is* something that's sorta inn-ish.
**[05:00] ---**
This way, dood!
**[05:04] ---**
Party of three!
**[05:07] ---**
"Welcome to the
Netherworld Hall of Treasures"
**[05:18] ---**
What's this place?
**[05:20] ---**
This place is even recorded in
Netherworld Tales of Times Now Past,
**[05:23] ---**
and has instilled fear in all
since time immemorial, dood!
**[05:26] ---**
It's said that the late
Overlord Krichevskoy used to
**[05:28] ---**
secretly come here to
this legendary place, dood!
**[05:32] ---**
This mysterious castle that
was built right into the side
**[05:34] ---**
of Atamee Hell Valley is protected
more heavily today than it ever was!
**[05:38] ---**
This smells fishy.
**[05:40] ---**
You think so? I'm so excited!
**[05:43] ---**
I don't like the fact that my
old man used to come here,
**[05:46] ---**
but I've decided to stay here tonight,
so you'd best be grateful.
**[05:49] ---**
Welcome, honored doods!
**[05:51] ---**
♪ Atamee Valley... It's
a Hell Valley... ♪
**[05:56] ---**
Welcome to the Netherworld Hall of Treasures!
**[05:59] ---**
Oh, wow!
**[06:01] ---**
What a lovely, sweet sound that has!
"Hall of Treasures"!
**[06:23] ---**
The Hall of Treasures is recorded in the
Netherworld Tales of Times Now Past, and--
**[06:29] ---**
Spare me the tour book lecture.
I already heard that story.
**[06:33] ---**
What's this?
**[06:35] ---**
Well, sir, that's...
**[06:39] ---**
Dood, no!
**[06:40] ---**
This will do! I'll sleep on this.
**[06:43] ---**
Sir, you can't! That bed is a display item!
**[06:46] ---**
Highness, you shouldn't
touch the display items!
**[06:50] ---**
You're just supposed to look, dood!
**[06:52] ---**
Silence! I said that I'm gonna sleep on this!
**[06:56] ---**
In that case, have a pleasant rest, everyone.
**[07:03] ---**
What do you suppose this is?
**[07:05] ---**
This panel has lots of buttons!
**[07:07] ---**
Let's try hitting a few! Click!
**[07:11] ---**
Neat!
**[07:12] ---**
Hey, cut that out!
**[07:13] ---**
Next, I'll try this button! Click!
**[07:25] ---**
Damn it, stop-- Ugh, I don't feel so good...
**[07:30] ---**
Extra! Extra!
**[07:33] ---**
Read all about it!
**[07:44] ---**
Extra!
**[07:46] ---**
What's the big idea?! Do you want
His Highness to find out what I'm up to?!
**[07:50] ---**
Hey.
**[07:53] ---**
What were those leaflets about?
**[07:54] ---**
Oh, it's no big deal.
**[07:57] ---**
Show me one.
**[08:00] ---**
Oh, they're just a plain
old extra newspaper edition.
**[08:04] ---**
Just shut up and show me one!
**[08:09] ---**
Why, it's a leaflet proclaiming
the comeback of Overlord Laharl!
**[08:14] ---**
How can you say that this is no big deal?
**[08:17] ---**
Oh, don't be silly, Highness!
What I said was, "This is *so* a big deal!"
**[08:22] ---**
That's what you said?
**[08:23] ---**
Yes, sir!
**[08:24] ---**
If you say so. I'm tired,
so I'm going to bed.
**[08:29] ---**
I'm also sleepy, so I'm gonna turn in!
**[08:31] ---**
Good night!
**[08:37] ---**
Wow, they fall asleep fast!
**[08:41] ---**
*The one who ordered the Prinnies to
plaster flyers all over the Netherworld*
**[08:45] ---**
*proclaiming the Prince's
return was none other than me!*
**[08:49] ---**
*All the demons who are vying for the throne
will see them, learn that the Prince is back,*
**[08:54] ---**
*and try to kill him.*
**[08:58] ---**
*The Prince will tragically be killed,
and in the ensuing confusion,*
**[09:03] ---**
*the person who will plant her
fanny on the throne will be me!*
**[09:34] ---**
Flonne, I see that you have thoroughly
ingratiated yourself with these demons.
**[09:38] ---**
I must say, this is exactly how I
imagined a demon's den would look.
**[09:41] ---**
This place positively reeks of wickedness.
**[09:47] ---**
T-This is a deed that defies
the laws of God and man!
**[09:50] ---**
O Lord, forgive me!
Grant salvation unto this girl!
**[10:08] ---**
I slept like a log...
**[10:11] ---**
W-What the...?
**[10:14] ---**
Good morning...
**[10:19] ---**
Yo, Highness!
**[10:22] ---**
Did you sleep well, Laharl?
**[10:26] ---**
Are you all right?
**[10:28] ---**
What's your problem?
I swear, you're such a spaz.
**[10:38] ---**
"Disgaea"
**[10:41] ---**
"Disgaea"
**[10:51] ---**
Boy, I'm starving. I wanna
chow-down-on-some-thing!
**[10:57] ---**
Stop this!
**[10:58] ---**
Oh, you're doing the morning cleaning?
**[11:03] ---**
You're such hard workers, everyone.
Let me help you!
**[11:07] ---**
Hey, you! Quit yer dawdling
and get to cleaning!
**[11:12] ---**
Flonne, there was no call for that!
**[11:19] ---**
Flonne, violence is never the answer!
**[11:21] ---**
Are you all right?
**[11:22] ---**
That's mean!
**[11:23] ---**
You're acting like a demon!
**[11:25] ---**
None of you are hurt?
**[11:30] ---**
Doods, I'm so happy...! I've never been
treated so kindly by Lady Etna before!
**[11:35] ---**
It's only natural to lend a helping
hand to those in need, right?
**[11:39] ---**
After all, it's love that
makes the world go round!
**[11:45] ---**
And on the other hand, we have this one...
**[11:47] ---**
She's a brute!
**[11:48] ---**
A brutal brute!
**[11:49] ---**
She's terrible!
**[11:51] ---**
Quit your griping and get back to work!
**[11:59] ---**
Flonne, what did you go and do that for?!
**[12:02] ---**
Now I get it.
**[12:03] ---**
It looks like the Love Freak angel and the
smartass demon have swapped personalities.
**[12:10] ---**
But when did it happen? And how?
**[12:13] ---**
That's because this is the Treasure Hall.
**[12:16] ---**
What?
**[12:16] ---**
I just said, it's because this is
the Netherworld Treasure Hall.
**[12:20] ---**
Huh?
**[12:21] ---**
Everything that has happened did so
**[12:22] ---**
because this is the
Netherworld Treasure Hall!
**[12:25] ---**
Laharl! Flonne! Please fall in!
**[12:29] ---**
I'm now going to show you
around the Treasure Hall!
**[12:32] ---**
In this room, various rare items, antiques,
**[12:36] ---**
and treasures of every kind of
the Netherworld are on display!
**[12:39] ---**
Treasures of every kind?! Treasures?
**[12:42] ---**
From the left, we have a
white-hot, blinding horn!
**[12:46] ---**
The cold sweat of a dragon!
**[12:47] ---**
The evil nose ring of a demon bull!
**[12:51] ---**
The tail of an obstinate lizard!
**[12:53] ---**
And last, but not least!
**[12:55] ---**
Here we have a bronze bust of a demon
**[12:57] ---**
that is said to dispense your
bad fortune if you put in a coin!
**[13:01] ---**
Now, put in a coin and make your fortune!
**[13:03] ---**
Your fortune! Get it?!
**[13:05] ---**
Come on, let's get going! This is stupid!
**[13:08] ---**
No, seriously! Insert a coin!
**[13:11] ---**
Highness, wait for me!
**[13:15] ---**
I'm so sorry! I couldn't get anyone to
insert a coin, so you don't have any lines.
**[13:22] ---**
And now, to change things up a little,
this is the Game Corner!
**[13:26] ---**
What's the deal?
Every last one of 'em is broken!
**[13:32] ---**
This game is working just fine!
**[13:35] ---**
One by one, the cute little Prinnies
will stick their heads out of these holes!
**[13:44] ---**
With that in mind, please hit them gently--
**[13:46] ---**
Eat this!
**[13:47] ---**
Yahoo!
**[13:49] ---**
No, Flonne, don't! Hit them gently!
**[13:59] ---**
Please, I think you should stop!
Look at the poor Prinnies!
**[14:04] ---**
Okay, Highness, it's time
for you to tap in...
**[14:11] ---**
What's the big idea?!
**[14:13] ---**
Highness, c'mon!
**[14:17] ---**
Insolent wench!
**[14:18] ---**
Take this!
**[14:23] ---**
O Lord, Laharl is putting himself at
risk for the sake of these Prinnies...
**[14:30] ---**
I'm so touched!
**[14:31] ---**
In this next game, you move the figures
by pushing and pulling these handles.
**[14:36] ---**
See?
**[14:38] ---**
Yay! That looks like fun!
**[14:42] ---**
--Final showdown, take two!
**[14:42] ---**
--Final showdown, take two!
**[14:46] ---**
Take him down!
**[14:48] ---**
That's my line!
**[15:09] ---**
I'm exhausted...
**[15:10] ---**
Aw, but I had hoped to show you
the Famous Suicide Spot Corner...
**[15:15] ---**
...and the Secret Hot Springs Corner!
**[15:17] ---**
Not interested!
**[15:18] ---**
Hey, guide chick! What's this supposed to be?
**[15:23] ---**
Um, let me see... It's called
a "double-tongued clam."
**[15:27] ---**
It's a peculiar clam whose
two tongues lick nonstop
**[15:29] ---**
any foreign object that gets trapped inside.
**[15:32] ---**
Huh.
**[15:40] ---**
Hey. Since we're on the subject of questions,
what's the story with that door there?
**[15:43] ---**
Oh, that. That's a door that, once you enter,
you can never come out again.
**[15:47] ---**
Take a look at it, you moron!
It's a freestanding door!
**[15:51] ---**
Let me see... Ah, here it is!
**[15:54] ---**
In the guide book, it says that no one
who has entered it has been seen again,
**[15:59] ---**
so they aren't sure how it works.
**[16:02] ---**
I've heard enough! I swear, this
"Hall of Treasures" is a useless dump!
**[16:08] ---**
Come on, now! Let's work hard for free!
**[16:11] ---**
Love is what service is all about!
**[16:15] ---**
In one sense, our forced labor
just got a lot harder...
**[16:19] ---**
Lady Etna is using different
words, that's all.
**[16:22] ---**
When it's all said and done,
she's ignoring labor guidelines, dood.
**[16:25] ---**
Goofing off is a sin!
Come on, let's work for love!
**[16:34] ---**
Damn it, cut that out!
**[16:36] ---**
Fine, suit yourself! I'm gonna go
whack some more Prinnies, then!
**[16:41] ---**
Forget you!
**[16:44] ---**
This is ridiculous... I wonder
what happened to those two?
**[16:48] ---**
You seem to be in a real bind!
**[16:52] ---**
Oh, it's you losers.
**[16:54] ---**
Is that any way to greet us?
**[16:56] ---**
What's with the getups?
**[16:58] ---**
We're working part-time as emergency
medical technicians at the moment.
**[17:03] ---**
Stay away from me, you voluptuous hussy!
**[17:06] ---**
I'm not the one who needs a doctor!
It's those two over there!
**[17:11] ---**
How do you do, everyone?
**[17:12] ---**
Yo!
**[17:22] ---**
It would seem that their
personalities have been switched.
**[17:27] ---**
I already figured that out!
How do we turn them back to normal?!
**[17:30] ---**
As for that, I do not know.
**[17:33] ---**
If you don't have anything
to offer, get lost!
**[17:38] ---**
So long, suckers!
**[17:40] ---**
Oh, but they just got here...!
**[17:43] ---**
Okay, all you Prinnies!
It's time to get back to work!
**[17:48] ---**
You're gonna make us work some more?!
**[17:50] ---**
You're serving a cause!
Let's all share the joy of work!
**[17:55] ---**
Or would you rather serve *me*?
**[17:57] ---**
We'll take the hard labor, dood!
**[17:59] ---**
--Hey, wait!
**[17:59] ---**
--Come back here!
**[18:01] ---**
They don't leave me much choice. I'll leave
them here until they turn back to normal.
**[18:06] ---**
How very unattractive of you!
**[18:08] ---**
You say something, statue?
**[18:10] ---**
I'll have you know that my name
is the Dark Adonis, Vy--
**[18:13] ---**
Put a sock in it, Mid-Boss!
**[18:15] ---**
Have it your way, then.
**[18:17] ---**
More importantly, do you seriously intend
to set out for the overlord's castle alone,
**[18:20] ---**
leaving those two here
in their switched state?
**[18:23] ---**
What's the problem with that?
**[18:24] ---**
It's not like not having those two
around is gonna cause me any trouble.
**[18:28] ---**
I wouldn't be so sure.
**[18:32] ---**
No man is an island unto himself.
We can't live without love.
**[18:37] ---**
Love is worthless.
**[18:39] ---**
There is just one way, just one,
to return those two to normal.
**[18:43] ---**
What?
**[18:45] ---**
You must get them to enter
this door. Or so it is said.
**[18:49] ---**
But the book said that anyone who goes
into this door never comes out again.
**[18:54] ---**
♪ Heave ho, heave ho,
Atamee, dood! Hell Valley, dood! ♪
**[18:58] ---**
Getting rid of you will free us
from you cruel slave drivers!
**[19:01] ---**
In ya go!
**[19:06] ---**
What are you doing?!
**[19:15] ---**
Why did they toss me in here, too?
**[19:19] ---**
These are souls.
**[19:21] ---**
Souls that have been preyed
upon by their weaknesses,
**[19:24] ---**
and taken prisoner here,
and now they can't get out.
**[19:28] ---**
By weakness...
**[20:04] ---**
You mustn't be caught up
in the torrents of weakness.
**[20:07] ---**
Once you are engulfed by it,
you will never break free, Laharl.
**[20:13] ---**
On the other hand, those two are switched,
so they might be able to resist!
**[20:20] ---**
Maybe! Just maybe! The two girls alone
will be able to step through this door!
**[20:25] ---**
Possibly.
**[20:26] ---**
Dial down the exposition, dood.
**[20:29] ---**
This is so pretty!
**[20:30] ---**
I hadn't looked at it that way.
**[20:32] ---**
What's lost is lost, right?
I just need to go get it back!
**[20:37] ---**
C'mon, Laharl, cheer up!
**[20:40] ---**
As long as you're still alive,
things can always get better! Right?
**[20:43] ---**
You cheer up, too!
**[20:46] ---**
Haul off and blow this place away
with your Overlord's Wrath, Laharl!
**[20:51] ---**
She's right! Haul off, dood!
**[20:53] ---**
Go go, Highness!
**[20:55] ---**
*Their ditzy cheerfulness
drives me up the wall,*
**[20:58] ---**
*but it looks like that's what set them free.*
**[21:08] ---**
Hey, no fair! No sexy women!
**[21:10] ---**
This is the Netherworld.
Demons are expected to fight dirty.
**[21:17] ---**
Go go, Highness! Go go go!
**[21:20] ---**
Go go, Laharl! Go go go!
**[21:24] ---**
They're back to normal!
**[21:26] ---**
♪ Atamee Valley, Hell Valley! ♪
**[21:31] ---**
How much farther are you two gonna
push this "happy-go-lucky" crap?!
**[21:43] ---**
We eagerly await your next visit, doods!
**[21:45] ---**
There's no point in staying
here any longer. Let's go!
**[21:48] ---**
Coming!
**[21:49] ---**
Thank you, doods! Come back soon!
**[22:00] ---**
I've had it up to here with this...
lovely Hall of Treasures!
**[22:03] ---**
That's for sure, Highness.
**[22:05] ---**
Still, "Hall of Treasures"
does have a lovely and sweet
**[22:07] ---**
ring to it no matter how
many times I hear it.
**[22:10] ---**
What about that place is lovely and sweet?
**[22:44] ---**
*If people ever notice the cycle of time on
this world where blue skies come and go,*
**[22:52] ---**
*something's bound to happen when
people with different outlooks get together.*
**[23:00] ---**
*Will we be buried by our desires?
Will love come and save the day?*
**[23:08] ---**
*Either way, it doesn't matter to me.
I'm gonna do as I please.*
**[23:15] ---**
*Light and shadow, egoists for whom
everything in the world has meaning,*
**[23:23] ---**
*every little fragment lives his life
with the balance on their shoulders.*
**[23:31] ---**
*Doing whatever we want,
having it exactly the way we want it.*
**[23:39] ---**
*Right now, under the same sky,*
**[23:43] ---**
*light and shadow repeat again and again.*
**[23:48] ---**
*Chain react*
**[23:59] ---**
*All right, Celestian! Your many
misdeeds have been laid bare!*
**[24:03] ---**
*I will therefore pass
sentence on the accused!*
**[24:05] ---**
*Do you have any proof?
Where's your evidence?!*
**[24:07] ---**
*Where's your proof, where's your proof?
I'm sick of your whining about proof, punk!*
**[24:09] ---**
*I've got your proof right here!*
**[24:10] ---**
*Take a good look at this Etna
blossom blizzard on my back!*
**[24:13] ---**
*Oh, wow! Did you draw that cherry
blossom blizzard tattoo yourself?!*
**[24:17] ---**
*Next time on Disgaea! "A Solomon-style
Judgment at the Dinero Castle?!"*
**[24:20] ---**
*Huh? But wasn't your schtick just now
from that old "Kin-san" period drama?*
**[24:23] ---**
"Next Time: A Solomon-style
Judgment at the Dinero Castle!?"
**[24:24] ---**
*Um... Yeah.*
# 4 - A Solomon-style Judgment at the Dinero Castle?!
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**[00:09] ---**
"Disgaea"
**[00:13] ---**
*Ai no tameiki ni shibarareteru mitai.*
**[00:19] ---**
*Donna jumon de mo hodokenai no yo.*
**[00:26] ---**
*Urei wo hisometa shizuka na hitomi ga*
**[00:31] ---**
*yokei ni kokoro kakimidashiteku.*
**[00:39] ---**
*Sunao ja nai watashi yori motto*
**[00:45] ---**
*sunao ja nai anata ga itoshii.*
**[00:51] ---**
*Anata ga ii no, akuma de mo ii.*
**[00:58] ---**
*Ah, ima meguriaeta kiseki.*
**[01:04] ---**
*Kienai kizu mo, fukai karuma mo.*
**[01:11] ---**
*Ah aishitageru,*
**[01:14] ---**
*doko ni ite mo nando demo.*
**[01:22] ---**
*Aishitageru.*
**[01:34] ---**
Laharl, we have a problem!
**[01:37] ---**
Laharl, wake up! Laharl!
**[01:40] ---**
It's a big emergency!
**[01:42] ---**
Laharl, wake up! Please wake up!
**[01:47] ---**
Please wake up!
**[01:51] ---**
What is it? For your sake, I hope it's
important enough to disturb my sleep.
**[01:56] ---**
Of course!
**[02:01] ---**
"A Solomon-style Judgment
at the Dinero Castle!?"
**[02:08] ---**
It's over here, Laharl! Hurry! Hurry!
**[02:12] ---**
I'm coming, already! Unhand me!
**[02:16] ---**
Better treatment for Prinnies, dood!
**[02:20] ---**
What the hell do you think you're doing?
**[02:22] ---**
Pay us, dood!
**[02:24] ---**
We're on strike until we get our pay, dood!
**[02:26] ---**
We demand better working conditions, dood!
**[02:28] ---**
*This* is the big emergency?
**[02:29] ---**
Yes!
**[02:30] ---**
I mean, if the Prinnies go on strike,
**[02:33] ---**
you won't have anyone to look
after your needs, right?
**[02:37] ---**
So? You do it. Problem solved.
**[02:40] ---**
But I can't!
**[02:42] ---**
You rank even lower than the Prinnies!
When I tell you to do something, you do it!
**[02:46] ---**
Yes, sir! Helping people in need
is also part of an angel's duties!
**[02:50] ---**
I'll do my best!
**[02:51] ---**
Anyway, why should I have
to pay the Prinnies wages?
**[02:56] ---**
Well, my vassals are by default
*your* vassals, right, Highness?
**[02:59] ---**
In which case, it stands to reason
that you should be the one to pay them.
**[03:03] ---**
I think not! You pay them.
**[03:07] ---**
Cheapskate.
**[03:08] ---**
What?!
**[03:10] ---**
Now, now! No fighting!
**[03:13] ---**
Why do they need money in the first place?
**[03:18] ---**
Oh, that.
**[03:23] ---**
Inside each of these guys is
a soul that's committed sins.
**[03:28] ---**
Once they either perform an
equal number of good deeds,
**[03:31] ---**
or save up enough money to equal the weight
to their sins, they can be reincarnated.
**[03:36] ---**
Oh, I didn't know... In that case,
we really do have to pay them.
**[03:41] ---**
I'm hungry! Feed me!
**[03:44] ---**
You want *me* to make it?
**[03:45] ---**
Of course!
**[04:02] ---**
Are you trying to kill me?!
**[04:06] ---**
I'm sorry. As much as I love to eat,
I'm not so good at cooking things...
**[04:12] ---**
Cook me something else!
**[04:13] ---**
Sure, but it'll be worse than this.
**[04:15] ---**
And you two think that you're
qualified to be my servants?!
**[04:23] ---**
Of all the worthless...
**[04:26] ---**
If I pay you, you'll cook for me, right?
**[04:28] ---**
Sure will, dood!
**[04:30] ---**
Right, then I'll go to get
the Prinny Squad its pay!
**[04:33] ---**
Take me to the richest person in the area!
**[04:37] ---**
Yahoo!
**[04:41] ---**
One, two, three, four, five, six...
**[04:50] ---**
All right, this is all of it.
**[04:51] ---**
I want you to pledge fealty to me,
Zenisky, no, *Overlord* Zenisky,
**[04:56] ---**
and not even think about defying me!
**[04:59] ---**
Are you sure about that?
**[05:05] ---**
So, Krichevskoy's son has returned, eh?
**[05:10] ---**
Which is the true Overlord?
**[05:12] ---**
You, the former butler of the
old Overlord, or his son, Laharl?
**[05:20] ---**
The Demon Tome here is
proof that you are Overlord!
**[05:23] ---**
It's been handed from Overlord to Overlord
through the generations in the Netherworld!
**[05:26] ---**
My having this means that
I am the legitimate Overlord!
**[05:31] ---**
Yes, sire!
**[05:37] ---**
Daddy?
**[05:38] ---**
Oh, is that you, Koganesky?
What's the matter?
**[05:44] ---**
Do you want me to get you anything?
**[05:46] ---**
Daddy, do you know what everyone calls you?
**[05:50] ---**
No, what's that?
**[05:51] ---**
Zenisky the Money-grubber!
**[05:53] ---**
That's just the grumblings
of the sore losers!
**[05:56] ---**
Let them talk all they want, I don't care.
**[05:59] ---**
--Money-grubber! Money-grubber...!
**[06:04] ---**
--Koganesky! Stop that nonsense this instant!
**[06:07] ---**
--No matter what they say,
**[06:09] ---**
I have the Demon Tome!
**[06:12] ---**
As long as I have that, I'm Overlord
no matter what anyone says!
**[06:20] ---**
I wish you'd never become
the stinky Overlord!
**[06:27] ---**
Look at what you've done!
**[06:30] ---**
This vase cost me 7 million HL!
**[06:34] ---**
Oh, no...
**[06:36] ---**
Look at you... I hate you, Daddy!
**[06:44] ---**
Plunder everything that isn't nailed down!
**[06:47] ---**
Aye aye, dood!
**[06:57] ---**
Um... Doesn't this amount to burglary?
**[07:00] ---**
What's your point?
**[07:01] ---**
It's the owner's fault for leaving
home with all this stuff lying around.
**[07:04] ---**
Yeah, yeah! He brought it on himself!
**[07:07] ---**
You two always try to rationalize
the bad things you do,
**[07:11] ---**
but you can't waltz in and steal other
people's-- er, other *demons*'-- property!
**[07:15] ---**
Please, everyone! Stop this!
**[07:18] ---**
Right! Next up is Humbaba's place!
**[07:21] ---**
Aye, dood!
**[07:21] ---**
No, you can't!
**[07:26] ---**
Next up, the Minotaur's place!
**[07:27] ---**
--Aye, dood!
**[07:28] ---**
--You're gonna loot more houses?!
**[07:32] ---**
Right, next up is the Death Boar's place!
**[07:35] ---**
--Aye, dood!
**[07:35] ---**
--Stealing is wrong!
**[07:40] ---**
500 HL is about as high as I can go.
**[07:44] ---**
500 HL...? Is that a lot? Or a little?
**[07:47] ---**
You could not buy a pizza
at Bernie's for this.
**[07:51] ---**
Mister, run the numbers again!
**[07:53] ---**
If you don't like the
offer, try someplace else.
**[07:56] ---**
You're just trying to take us for a ride
because we're human, aren't you?!
**[08:00] ---**
Jennifer! Time for you to do your thing.
**[08:02] ---**
Coming!
**[08:03] ---**
Please, Mr. Shopkeeper,
this would be a personal favor to me...
**[08:08] ---**
We're in a real tight bind here...
**[08:11] ---**
A-All right, all right...
For you, I'll throw in a little extra.
**[08:16] ---**
Here...
**[08:20] ---**
Goodness, what a
sweethearted demon you are!
**[08:23] ---**
I'm in your debt... I'm looking
forward to doing business with you again.
**[08:32] ---**
Would it be all right if
I took this book, too?
**[08:34] ---**
G-Go right ahead...
**[08:35] ---**
Men in the Netherworld are
pretty straightforward too, I see.
**[08:38] ---**
At this rate, we'll have enough
to cover our repair bill in no time!
**[08:41] ---**
It's only a matter of time before
our spaceship is as good as new!
**[08:55] ---**
I want to hock all this crap!
**[08:57] ---**
S-Sure thing, sir.
**[08:59] ---**
It's for our Prinnies' paychecks,
so just give us whatever you feel like.
**[09:02] ---**
You can't! Please pay them lots of money!
**[09:06] ---**
More importantly, isn't
there any food in here?
**[09:08] ---**
Hey!
**[09:10] ---**
How dare you trample over the great
Captain Gordon, Defender of Earth?!
**[09:15] ---**
Oh, it's Mr. Gordon! Hello!
**[09:18] ---**
Oh, for crying out loud...
You're still here, human?
**[09:20] ---**
Naturally. I've been earning money to pay
for repairs on my ship, which *you* wrecked!
**[09:26] ---**
We just finished pawning
some Defender merchandise.
**[09:28] ---**
Wow, is there really a line
of Defender merchandise?!
**[09:31] ---**
I'd love to have something!
I'll buy something!
**[09:33] ---**
Have a look at our catalog.
**[09:36] ---**
Oh, thank you so much!
**[09:37] ---**
Perhaps you'd like to buy something,
too, Prince? I'll give you a discount.
**[09:41] ---**
Not interested! It'll shoot my HL's to hell!
**[09:43] ---**
My, what a stingy boy you are!
**[09:45] ---**
And that wasn't a very good pun, either.
**[09:49] ---**
Get thee behind me, hussy!
**[09:53] ---**
That was horrible!
They didn't do anything to you!
**[09:55] ---**
Look, I'm about to die of hunger over here!
Is there any food, or what?!
**[10:00] ---**
Make *aboslutely* sure that you don't put
these anywhere the Prince might see them!
**[10:03] ---**
If he spots one here, all the work
I've put into this will go up in smoke!
**[10:07] ---**
That'll be extra, dood.
**[10:10] ---**
I-I'll cut you a special deal!
**[10:12] ---**
You find something back there?
**[10:14] ---**
I hope for your sake that you're
not eating something behind my back!
**[10:18] ---**
I wouldn't dream of eating something
and not sharing it with you, Highness!
**[10:22] ---**
I can't trust a word you say.
**[10:25] ---**
Look out, Highness!
**[10:30] ---**
W-Why, you little--
**[10:34] ---**
Hey, this is... This is my old cradle!
**[10:39] ---**
This one... And that one, too!
**[10:43] ---**
All this stuff used to be
in the Overlord's Castle!
**[10:45] ---**
What's it doing in a pawn shop?!
**[10:47] ---**
Burglars must've swiped them.
**[10:50] ---**
You know, sometime during
the two years you spent napping.
**[10:52] ---**
It's your own fault for leaving them
out while you were away, dood!
**[10:54] ---**
You brought it on yourself, dood!
**[10:55] ---**
I got burglarized...
**[10:59] ---**
Oh, wow! What's this? It's so cute!
**[11:03] ---**
It looks like King Krichevskoy's
favorite fountain pen.
**[11:06] ---**
You mean Laharl's father?
**[11:08] ---**
Yep. Um, let's see...
**[11:10] ---**
Ah, over there! That's him!
**[11:13] ---**
Wow, so that's Overlord Krichevskoy...
**[11:17] ---**
That's the man himself.
He was such a great man...
**[11:20] ---**
Isn't that right, Highness?
**[11:33] ---**
You're still too young, Laharl.
**[11:35] ---**
I wanna read it!
**[11:36] ---**
Then you must first become Overlord.
**[11:38] ---**
That goes without saying.
**[11:41] ---**
I have no doubt that you will!
**[11:49] ---**
I had always planned to
take out the old geezer myself,
**[11:52] ---**
but he up and croaked on his own.
**[11:54] ---**
You mustn't talk about your father that way.
**[12:00] ---**
The important thing now is,
where is that Demon Tome right now?
**[12:04] ---**
I know where it is!
**[12:13] ---**
"Disgaea"
**[12:16] ---**
"Disgaea"
**[12:22] ---**
I know where it is!
**[12:24] ---**
Who's there?
**[12:28] ---**
It's been a long time, Prince!
**[12:31] ---**
Oh, you two know each other?
**[12:34] ---**
No, I don't know this little piggy.
**[12:37] ---**
Hand that over!
**[12:42] ---**
Laharl!
**[12:48] ---**
You pig, there isn't a single crumb left!
**[12:52] ---**
Hey, aren't you Koganesky, Zenisky's son?
**[12:56] ---**
Etna! You used to serve the old Overlord!
**[13:00] ---**
Zenisky? As in my old
man's butler? That Zenisky?
**[13:04] ---**
Do you remember me now?
**[13:06] ---**
Yeah.
**[13:08] ---**
I have a favor to ask, Prince!
**[13:11] ---**
A favor?
**[13:12] ---**
There's also money in it for you!
**[13:15] ---**
You said that you knew where
I could find the Demon Tome.
**[13:18] ---**
Wait a minute, is Zenisky using it to
claim the title of Overlord or something?
**[13:22] ---**
Yeah, that's exactly what he's doing!
**[13:25] ---**
This is unforgivable!
**[13:26] ---**
How dare he call himself
Overlord without my permission!
**[13:31] ---**
I know, that's why I want
you to defeat my father!
**[13:37] ---**
You want me to off your dad, huh?
**[13:39] ---**
Now that's more like it!
**[13:40] ---**
All good little demons should be like you!
**[13:43] ---**
There has to be some
reason for you to ask this.
**[13:46] ---**
There is, isn't there?
**[13:51] ---**
The weather report didn't say anything
about a slight chance of spears today!
**[13:54] ---**
Where did you see a weather report?
**[13:56] ---**
Who's there?!
**[13:58] ---**
We'll have your head!
**[14:04] ---**
What the heck was that all about?
**[14:06] ---**
She said something about a head.
**[14:08] ---**
Setting that aside for the moment, Highness,
**[14:10] ---**
will you take Koganesky up on his offer?
**[14:15] ---**
Highness?
**[14:16] ---**
I'm going there, but it's only so I can
take back the Demon Tome for myself.
**[14:21] ---**
Well, he up and left. What now?
**[14:26] ---**
You guys stay here and make sure you get
all the money that's coming to us, okay?
**[14:28] ---**
Aye aye, dood!
**[14:29] ---**
I better not catch you pocketing any of it.
**[14:34] ---**
Wow, has Zenisky really changed
that much since he became Overlord?
**[14:39] ---**
Yeah... all he does is count his money,
**[14:41] ---**
not knowing that everyone mocks him
behind his back, calling him a money-grubber.
**[14:45] ---**
It's so pathetic...
**[14:50] ---**
The truth is, you actually
love your father, don't you?
**[14:57] ---**
Koganesky genuinely
cares about Zenisky, so why...
**[15:03] ---**
Never mind. Still, are you sure
that you want to ask such a thing?
**[15:07] ---**
When they hear that he's
been beaten by the Prince,
**[15:09] ---**
people will stop thinking
of Daddy as the Overlord!
**[15:12] ---**
That's why I want the Prince
to beat him to a pulp!
**[15:16] ---**
Money, how do I love thee?
Let me count the bills...
**[15:19] ---**
It's been a long time, Zenisky!
**[15:22] ---**
Who said that?
**[15:30] ---**
Don't try to tell me that
you don't remember my face.
**[15:32] ---**
You...! You're Laharl, Krichevskoy's son!
**[15:39] ---**
No, not "Laharl"!
Address me as "Overlord Laharl"!
**[15:42] ---**
The way I hear it, you're going
around calling yourself Overlord,
**[15:45] ---**
but with my old man dead,
that makes *me* the heir to the Netherworld!
**[15:52] ---**
That's a good one!
**[15:53] ---**
In that case, show me the Demon Tome,
the mark of the Overlord!
**[15:57] ---**
Tell you what, you show me yours!
**[15:59] ---**
Very well.
**[16:02] ---**
Oh, that's right. I left it
on this table over here.
**[16:06] ---**
It's not here! It's gone!
The Demon Tome is missing!
**[16:10] ---**
Did you take it?!
**[16:12] ---**
I'd never stoop to such low behavior!
**[16:15] ---**
But he'll gladly rob you blind
while you're away from home!
**[16:20] ---**
Koganesky!
**[16:22] ---**
Watch closely. I'm about to do as you asked.
**[16:24] ---**
What does he mean by that?
**[16:28] ---**
I sold the Demon Tome to the pawn broker!
**[16:31] ---**
What?!
**[16:32] ---**
Koganesky? Why would you do that?
**[16:37] ---**
Koganesky...
**[16:40] ---**
Betrayed by your own son!
**[16:42] ---**
You had the devil's own luck,
but it just ran out, Zenisky!
**[16:45] ---**
Silence! All right, you
guys! Take care of him!
**[16:50] ---**
What're you doing?!
I'm paying you for times like this!
**[16:56] ---**
W-We were wiped out...
**[17:05] ---**
What can I say, your hired muscle
didn't put up much of a fight.
**[17:08] ---**
I'll do it myself, then!
**[17:13] ---**
Have a taste of my Darkness Slash!
**[17:34] ---**
Earth Shaker!
**[17:41] ---**
Daddy!
**[17:45] ---**
Looks like I win.
**[17:47] ---**
From now on, don't you
*ever* claim to be the Overlord.
**[17:50] ---**
I'll also be taking every last thing you own.
**[17:53] ---**
You can't! Without money, I won't be
able to pay my power, gas, or water bills!
**[18:00] ---**
I can't live with all
my utilities turned off!
**[18:03] ---**
You have a sword to your throat
and you're *still* pinching pennies?
**[18:06] ---**
That's Zenisky for you...
**[18:07] ---**
Koganesky! Please, spare me!
**[18:10] ---**
What'll it be, Koganesky?
**[18:15] ---**
F-Finish him...!
**[18:17] ---**
You're going to forsake your own father?!
**[18:21] ---**
Begging your son to spare
your life is pathetic.
**[18:24] ---**
I think I should put you out of
your misery right here and now!
**[18:39] ---**
What do you think you're doing? Stand aside!
**[18:43] ---**
I won't go easy on you
just because you're a kid!
**[18:48] ---**
I-I'm not moving!
**[18:50] ---**
Why are you protecting your old man?
I thought you wanted me to kill him!
**[18:55] ---**
Don't you see, Laharl? This is what love is.
**[18:59] ---**
More of your "love" crap?!
**[19:01] ---**
Love, love, love! I'm sick of you and
your "love" prattle, you damn Love Freak!
**[19:04] ---**
You can call me whatever
you like, I don't care!
**[19:07] ---**
What's so bad about believing in love?
**[19:09] ---**
You and your people are just refusing to
see the love that's right in front of you!
**[19:15] ---**
You, too, Koganesky. Be honest
with yourself about your feelings.
**[19:19] ---**
The truth is, you love your father very much.
**[19:22] ---**
I do not! I hate Daddy!
**[19:25] ---**
I hate him more than anything!
**[19:27] ---**
Sounds to me like you like him, though.
**[19:29] ---**
I just... I just wanted him
to not be Overlord anymore...
**[19:33] ---**
...and go back to being my plain old Daddy!
**[19:36] ---**
I want my old Daddy back,
the one who would play with me!
**[19:41] ---**
O my son, forgive me for being
the cause of such loneliness in you!
**[19:45] ---**
The fault lies with me!
**[19:46] ---**
No, it was I who was the horrible one!
**[19:48] ---**
No, our sorrows can be traced
back to my having neglected you!
**[19:55] ---**
Oh, father!
**[19:56] ---**
My son!
**[19:58] ---**
Oh, puke!
**[20:00] ---**
Go spout this crap somewhere else!
**[20:10] ---**
Did you send them to
another dimension or something?
**[20:13] ---**
Are you sure that not finishing
him off was a smart idea?
**[20:15] ---**
Killing him wouldn't have earned me
any more money to pay the Prinnies with.
**[20:19] ---**
Oh, so you passed judgment like Solomon did!
**[20:21] ---**
Be quiet! Looking at those two made me sick,
so I got rid of them, that's all!
**[20:25] ---**
Too bad, you had all kinds of
different punishment options.
**[20:29] ---**
You could've made an
example of him by exiling him,
**[20:31] ---**
or forcing him to mine gold in the
Netherworld mines for all eternity.
**[20:35] ---**
The important thing is, does this
place have anything to eat in it?!
**[20:37] ---**
I'll cook you something!
**[20:38] ---**
You're off cooking duty!
**[20:40] ---**
That's okay, Flonne!
**[20:48] ---**
Laharl.
**[20:50] ---**
Do you love your father?
**[20:53] ---**
No, I hate you!
**[20:55] ---**
Very good, that is the
typical answer for a demon.
**[20:58] ---**
I don't mind you saying that for now.
**[21:00] ---**
But one day, I...
**[21:03] ---**
*I wonder what my old man
was trying to tell me back then?*
**[21:06] ---**
Laharl!
**[21:08] ---**
The Prinnies are done making dinner.
Aren't you going to eat?
**[21:11] ---**
Oh, right.
**[21:14] ---**
Um, would it be okay if I
spoke frankly for a minute?
**[21:19] ---**
I was wrong about you, Laharl.
**[21:22] ---**
It's true that you're
conceited and self-centered
**[21:25] ---**
and think the world revolves around you.
**[21:28] ---**
And there are plenty more
shortcomings where those came from.
**[21:31] ---**
Would you get to the point, already?!
**[21:32] ---**
Today, I discovered the slightest
hint of kindness in your heart!
**[21:39] ---**
Oh, would you give it a rest?!
I don't have to stand here and take this!
**[21:43] ---**
Anyway, it's you and your Love Freak crap
**[21:45] ---**
that made me think of my
old man in the first place!
**[21:49] ---**
Hey! Where's the Demon Tome?!
**[21:51] ---**
It's wasn't there, dood!
**[21:52] ---**
What did you say?! Who the hell bought it?!
**[21:57] ---**
*Laharl, it might be just a small
hint of kindness right now,*
**[22:02] ---**
*but I have great hope that
you will open your eyes to love.*
**[22:10] ---**
What the heck is this?
**[22:12] ---**
Oh, I bought that at the
pawn shop this afternoon.
**[22:15] ---**
Isn't the elaborate binding wonderful?
**[22:21] ---**
--Why, this is...!
**[22:21] ---**
--Why, this is...!
**[22:44] ---**
*Aoi hiru ga meguru hoshi de
toki no ruupu mezametara,*
**[22:51] ---**
*chigau kokoro motta mono
atsumareba nanika ga okiru yo.*
**[22:59] ---**
*Yokubou de umeru no ka?
Ai wa hito no tame ni ugoko no ka?*
**[23:07] ---**
*Dotchi datte kamawanai yo, suki ni yaru dake.*
**[23:15] ---**
*Hikari to kage kono sekai
de subete ga imi aru egoisuto.*
**[23:23] ---**
*Hitotsu hitotsu no kakera wa
sou baransu wo ninai ikiteru.*
**[23:31] ---**
*Omou no mama, kokoro no mama
ni ima wa onaji sora no shita*
**[23:43] ---**
*hikari to kage wa kurikaesu.*
**[23:47] ---**
*Chain react*
**[23:59] ---**
*Super-babe treasure hunter Etna
begins her grand adventure*
**[24:01] ---**
*in search of a legendary treasure right now!*
**[24:05] ---**
*Maybe, maybe not, dood.*
**[24:07] ---**
*Mysteries that lie in wait! Horrifying traps!*
**[24:10] ---**
*When I get the treasure,
it's going to trigger something!*
**[24:12] ---**
*Maybe, maybe not, dood.*
**[24:14] ---**
*Next time on Disgaea! "The Dungeon
of Temptation! Maybe, Maybe Not..."*
**[24:20] ---**
*Maybe, maybe not, dood.*
**[24:21] ---**
*This seems kinda iffy.
Are they really gonna air it?*
**[24:23] ---**
"Next Time: The Dungeon of
Temptation! Maybe, Maybe Not..."
**[24:24] ---**
*Maybe, maybe not, dood.*
# 5 - The Dungeon of Temptation! Maybe, Maybe Not...
Source: [Crunchyroll](https://www.crunchyroll.com/series/GY0XXX2P6/disgaea)
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**[00:09] ---**
"Disgaea"
**[00:13] ---**
*It's like I'm tied up tight
by the sighs of love.*
**[00:19] ---**
*I can't break free no
matter what spell I try.*
**[00:26] ---**
*Tranquil eyes that conceal sorrow behind them*
**[00:31] ---**
*throw my heart into turmoil
more than they ought to.*
**[00:39] ---**
*You mean more to me than I do,*
**[00:45] ---**
*even though we both
refuse to admit to our feelings.*
**[00:51] ---**
*You're the one for me.
I don't care if you're a demon.*
**[00:58] ---**
*Oh, this is a miracle
that I've stumbled upon.*
**[01:04] ---**
*Even these wounds that never fade,
even this profound karma.*
**[01:11] ---**
*Oh, I'll give you my love.*
**[01:14] ---**
*Time and again, no matter where you are.*
**[01:22] ---**
*I'll give you my love.*
**[01:42] ---**
Do you have the slightest idea who I am?
**[01:47] ---**
Why are you attacking me?
**[02:09] ---**
Gosh, attacked by three monsters at once!
You're really Mr. Popular, aren't ya?
**[02:15] ---**
You sly dog!
**[02:16] ---**
This is getting on my nerves.
**[02:19] ---**
Still, I wonder why you're being
attacked again and again like this?
**[02:22] ---**
I have no idea.
**[02:23] ---**
Well, this means that news of your return
is spreading across all of the Netherworld.
**[02:28] ---**
This saves you the trouble of getting
the news out yourself, wouldn't you say?
**[02:37] ---**
Oh, my! Look over there, Highness!
**[02:41] ---**
Is that a UFO?
**[02:47] ---**
"Bounty of 1 million HL to be paid to
the demon who kills Overlord Laharl."
**[02:52] ---**
What's this?
**[02:54] ---**
Wow, there's a price on
your head, Highness! No way!
**[02:58] ---**
A million?
**[02:59] ---**
Amazing! That's my Prince!
**[03:03] ---**
*That's* all they think my life is worth?!
**[03:07] ---**
So those smalltime demons were really
bounty hunters? I'm shocked! Shocked, I say!
**[03:12] ---**
What I want to know is,
**[03:14] ---**
what fool out there had the gall
to put a price on my head?!
**[03:16] ---**
Can you think of any likely demons?
**[03:19] ---**
If I had to guess, I'd say it was the people
in Celestia who sent Flonne here.
**[03:23] ---**
In any case, this is intolerable!
**[03:25] ---**
Once I get my hands on him,
he'll wish he'd never been born!
**[03:30] ---**
Now that you mention it,
Highness, where *is* Flonne?
**[03:33] ---**
I don't care!
**[03:35] ---**
"The Dungeon of Temptation!
Maybe, Maybe Not..."
**[03:45] ---**
Laharl! Etna!
**[03:52] ---**
How could they abandon
a vassal in a place like this...?
**[03:57] ---**
It's so mean!
**[04:01] ---**
But this might be a trial
that I have to overcome...
**[04:06] ---**
Yes, that must be it!
This is more of Laharl's tough love!
**[04:12] ---**
I'll tough it out!
**[04:16] ---**
What did you say?
There's a bounty on the Prince's head?
**[04:19] ---**
Yes. That is what is written on that flyer.
**[04:23] ---**
If we got that bounty, we'd have enough
to pay for repairs on our spaceship!
**[04:28] ---**
This means that our luck
has finally turned around!
**[04:30] ---**
That's right, Jennifer! As Defender of Earth,
I will bring him down no matter what!
**[04:36] ---**
That should do it, Thursday.
**[04:41] ---**
I've installed dowsing mods that
will let you search for the prince.
**[04:45] ---**
This will let us track him down in no time!
**[04:48] ---**
Amazing! We can always
count on you, Jennifer!
**[04:51] ---**
All right, show us your stuff, Thursday!
**[04:52] ---**
Scan in progress.
**[04:54] ---**
Beep beep blip beep.
**[04:59] ---**
Signature detected in this direction.
**[05:01] ---**
Now commencing pursuit.
**[05:03] ---**
Okay, let's get going!
**[05:04] ---**
Just you wait, you notorious demon!
**[05:09] ---**
There's something pleasantly gloomy
and creepy about this forest, isn't there?
**[05:16] ---**
What's the matter, Highness?
**[05:19] ---**
Take a look at that rock.
We passed it a while ago.
**[05:23] ---**
Now that you mention it...
**[05:25] ---**
Are you telling me that we're going
around in circles?! This isn't good!
**[05:30] ---**
You only realized it just now?
**[05:32] ---**
And there's nobody around to ask for
directions... We're in a real bind here.
**[05:39] ---**
I'm hungry.
**[05:40] ---**
So am I. I'm starving.
**[05:43] ---**
Quit your complaining and
call in the Prinnies!
**[05:46] ---**
Right! Prinny Squad, assemble!
**[05:50] ---**
Prinnies, I've got a job for you!
**[05:56] ---**
What's the problem?
**[05:58] ---**
It doesn't look like they're coming.
**[05:59] ---**
I wonder if they're
busy with something else?
**[06:02] ---**
And you people call yourselves
vassals of the great Overlord?!
**[06:05] ---**
Remember, the Prinnies are *my* vassals!
**[06:07] ---**
Like I said before,
*your* vassals are by definition...
**[06:13] ---**
I'm done counting on you people.
**[06:17] ---**
Hey! Wait, Highness!
**[06:27] ---**
Now it's raining!
**[06:35] ---**
Uh, this strikes me as a wee bit suspicious.
**[06:37] ---**
Don't look a gift horse in the mouth.
**[06:55] ---**
Overlord Laharl is here! Is anyone home?!
**[07:05] ---**
I welcometh thee, Overlord!
**[07:12] ---**
You should have been here to greet
me as soon as I came in the door!
**[07:16] ---**
Please forgiveth my rudeness.
**[07:18] ---**
Excuse me, the Prince and I are both--
**[07:20] ---**
Dinner is waiting for you. Right this way.
**[07:25] ---**
Really? But we didn't even
say that we were hungry...
**[07:29] ---**
Why complain? She isn't wasting our time.
**[07:33] ---**
Wow, this is all for us?!
**[07:37] ---**
I only hopeth that it's
to the Overlord's liking.
**[07:42] ---**
I have to say, though,
finding a fancy spread like this
**[07:45] ---**
in the middle of a forest goes way
beyond suspicious, don't you think, High--
**[07:50] ---**
You're already eating!
**[07:52] ---**
It tastes fine. You eat, too.
**[07:54] ---**
I swear, you're the easiest man in
the Netherworld to poison, Highness...
**[08:02] ---**
This is great!
**[08:19] ---**
Target detected.
**[08:20] ---**
We've found you, prince of the Netherworld!
**[08:23] ---**
You won't get away this time!
**[08:35] ---**
Hey, something went
over our heads just now...
**[08:39] ---**
You won't escape us this time,
my good demon prince!
**[08:42] ---**
You lunatics again?! I'm in the
middle of dinner! Come back later!
**[08:46] ---**
Uh, Highness, I think you
should take a look at this.
**[08:56] ---**
The Overlord is my prey!
You will not layeth a finger on him!
**[08:59] ---**
He's your what?!
**[09:00] ---**
What did I tell you? I *knew* this was fishy.
**[09:03] ---**
First I'm your guest and now
I'm your prey, huh? Who are you?
**[09:07] ---**
I have awaited your arrival, Prince Laharl.
**[09:10] ---**
My name is Sardia the Demonslayer.
**[09:13] ---**
Demonslayer?
**[09:16] ---**
My blade hath taken the
lives of over 2000 demons!
**[09:20] ---**
That many, huh?
**[09:22] ---**
Or was it *under* 2000...?
**[09:24] ---**
Which is it?!
**[09:26] ---**
With but a single swing of this sword,
even the land itself is cleft in twain!
**[09:31] ---**
Really? It splits in half?
**[09:33] ---**
Maybe, maybe not.
**[09:35] ---**
Which is it?!
**[09:36] ---**
In any event, the life of Overlord Laharl
is in mine to do with as I pleaseth.
**[09:43] ---**
Now I get it.
**[09:44] ---**
It looks like this is the perfect
time for a little after-dinner exercise.
**[09:55] ---**
Thursday!
**[09:57] ---**
Whew!
**[09:59] ---**
Let the wailing and gnashing
of teeth commenceth!
**[10:01] ---**
For down below is the far
reaches of the Netherworld!
**[10:03] ---**
It's the what?!
**[10:07] ---**
Maybe, maybe not.
**[10:08] ---**
Make up your mind, dammit!
**[10:11] ---**
I am in the habit of taking
my time and savoring my meals.
**[10:17] ---**
We did it! At long last, he's been
sealed away in the depths of the earth!
**[10:21] ---**
Thank you for your assistance!
**[10:23] ---**
We'll split the bounty
with you fifty-fifty, and--
**[10:28] ---**
I'm slipping!
**[10:37] ---**
As if I would ever alloweth my bounty
to be stolen by a mere human!
**[10:46] ---**
Where am I? Which way should I go?
**[10:51] ---**
O great Seraph, please show me the way!
**[10:58] ---**
Laharl! Etna!
**[11:12] ---**
So, that demon was after
the bounty on me, too?
**[11:14] ---**
Probably. Or maybe she just
drops people into pits for kicks.
**[11:19] ---**
Must be a magical barrier.
**[11:22] ---**
Try it again, Highness.
**[11:28] ---**
See? Now we have plenty of light.
**[11:31] ---**
Don't treat my mighty magic as
a stand-in for a box of matches!
**[11:33] ---**
Now, where's that exit...?
I kinda doubt there *is* one.
**[11:37] ---**
I swear, that dead-man-walking
who put that bounty on me
**[11:40] ---**
is causing me nothing but trouble!
**[11:42] ---**
I'm gonna find out who it was,
mark my words!
**[11:53] ---**
Like I said, we can't use magic
in here because of-- That's hot!
**[11:59] ---**
Highness, the place is on fire!
**[12:02] ---**
Put it out!
**[12:04] ---**
Damn it, step aside!
**[12:11] ---**
Highness, you're just making the fire worse!
**[12:18] ---**
What's that?
**[12:18] ---**
Oh, the pit is equipped with a fire
extinguisher system! What a relief!
**[12:28] ---**
Hey, we don't need any more water!
**[12:31] ---**
Ah, she's using water torture.
**[12:33] ---**
You're kidding!
**[12:40] ---**
Something's in here with us!
**[12:49] ---**
"Disgaea"
**[12:52] ---**
"Disgaea"
**[13:04] ---**
I can't fight properly,
floating around like this!
**[13:06] ---**
Highness! Highness!
**[13:08] ---**
Look at that!
**[13:13] ---**
Ah, what a fine view. I shall taketh
the liberty of enjoying this little show.
**[13:17] ---**
Oh, so I'm an *hors d'oeuvre
*for your wine, am I?!
**[13:21] ---**
More to the point, what the
heck kind of fish is that thing?!
**[13:25] ---**
Mizuchi! A monster whose
favorite food is lively demons!
**[13:32] ---**
Oh, you don't say...
**[13:34] ---**
Or so I'm told.
**[13:35] ---**
What, you don't know?!
**[13:37] ---**
So, a Demonslayer keeps a demon-slayer
as a pet, huh? Interesting hobby you have...
**[13:43] ---**
Go forth, Mizuchi!
Giveth those two a slow, painful death!
**[13:55] ---**
Where is the Prince?!
**[13:57] ---**
I can't be sure...
**[14:02] ---**
It looks like there's a
powerful barrier down here.
**[14:04] ---**
Don't give up!
**[14:06] ---**
There is no obstacle that the 37th
Defender of Earth can't overcome!
**[14:11] ---**
Boost your gain and keep trying.
**[14:12] ---**
Roger.
**[14:20] ---**
Highness!
**[14:23] ---**
Yes, I want them to suffereth!
**[14:52] ---**
That's it! Now, let's try that again!
**[14:56] ---**
What in the--
**[15:00] ---**
Danger! Danger!
Massive volume of water approaching!
**[15:04] ---**
A what?!
**[15:05] ---**
Danger! Danger!
**[15:11] ---**
Jennifer! Thursday!
**[15:22] ---**
That lady's really put
me through the wringer...
**[15:25] ---**
You've got some nerve, Demonslayer!
**[15:36] ---**
I can't walk another step...
**[15:38] ---**
Laharl... Seraph Lamington...
**[15:51] ---**
Who are you?
**[16:08] ---**
You want me to help you? Help you do what?
**[16:12] ---**
You needn't hideth the truth from me.
**[16:14] ---**
You are aftereth the Overlord's life,
too, are you not?
**[16:17] ---**
Like I said, I'm Laharl's vassal,
and I'm trying to find him.
**[16:21] ---**
Silence!
**[16:23] ---**
If that is how you wanteth it, I might be
persuaded to giveth you part of the bounty.
**[16:28] ---**
Bounty? Bounty on what?
**[16:32] ---**
Still trying to playeth
dumb with me, are you?!
**[16:40] ---**
It's not only the bounty
on his head that I am after.
**[16:43] ---**
The amount of money and valuables
**[16:45] ---**
that Laharl stands to inherit
from the previous Overlord...
**[16:48] ---**
...is so vast that it
would fill up that lake!
**[16:50] ---**
Gosh, really?
**[16:53] ---**
Or maybe it wouldn't.
**[16:56] ---**
Why do demons think
about nothing but money?
**[17:00] ---**
Surely there are things that
are more important than money!
**[17:03] ---**
I do not expecteth your
people to understand.
**[17:06] ---**
The neverending fixation on
and ambition towards money...
**[17:08] ---**
The grandeur of it! The beauty of it!
**[17:11] ---**
In any case, I can't help you!
**[17:13] ---**
If you insisteth!
**[17:16] ---**
You leave me no choice but to eliminate you.
**[17:20] ---**
One!
**[17:22] ---**
What?
**[17:25] ---**
Here in the Netherworld,
fighting dirty is a virtue!
**[17:29] ---**
Two!
**[17:32] ---**
The praises of insincerity are sung, as well!
**[17:37] ---**
Three! Strike down this irritating
fly that's buzzing around my ears...
**[17:42] ---**
...my Overlord's Wrath!
**[17:50] ---**
Overlord Laharl stands before you!
**[17:53] ---**
Laharl, that was so cool!
**[17:55] ---**
Use that as your entrance
speech from now on!
**[17:58] ---**
I'm glad to see that you're okay, too, Etna!
**[18:01] ---**
You're somebody else who's a lot more
tenacious than I gave you credit for.
**[18:03] ---**
Sardia, you have some nerve,
challenging the Overlord!
**[18:06] ---**
You will be the 2001st demon that this sword
has dispatched as swiftly as the morning fog!
**[18:11] ---**
--Maybe, maybe not.
**[18:11] ---**
--Maybe, maybe not.
**[18:12] ---**
Don't stealeth my catch-phrase!
Prepare to meet your maker!
**[18:17] ---**
Beauty!
**[18:20] ---**
Who's there?!
**[18:22] ---**
Such an angry expression will ruin
your exquisite face, Mademoiselle.
**[18:28] ---**
Just great, somebody else is butting in...
**[18:29] ---**
What did you come here for,
you measly Mid-Boss?
**[18:32] ---**
I am no Mid-Boss!
**[18:34] ---**
I am an aristocrat who is in search
of love and beauty, the Dark Adonis!
**[18:39] ---**
My lovely Mademoiselle,
Overlord Laharl is my eternal rival.
**[18:44] ---**
I ask that you be so good as to stand aside.
**[18:46] ---**
Since when am I your "eternal rival"?
Keep out of this!
**[18:49] ---**
Well, it looks like another person has
arrived to try to claimeth the bounty.
**[18:53] ---**
A bounty, you say! Perish the thought!
**[18:56] ---**
Do I strike you as a vulgar demon who
could be tempted by mere filthy lucre?
**[19:01] ---**
Not to me, Mr. Mid-Boss!
**[19:02] ---**
*Merci*, Mademoiselle! But how many times
must I tell you that I am not a Mid-Boss!
**[19:07] ---**
I am the Dark Adonis,
who seeks out love and beauty--
**[19:10] ---**
Oh, shut up!
**[19:28] ---**
Your bark is worse than your bite.
**[19:33] ---**
Say your prayers.
**[19:36] ---**
Wait, Laharl!
**[19:39] ---**
Unhand me!
**[19:40] ---**
Finishing someone off without giving
them the chance to repent is going too far!
**[19:44] ---**
I'm sure that demons are capable
**[19:46] ---**
of repenting for their
sins, just like angels are!
**[19:48] ---**
We do not!
**[19:50] ---**
No, I'm sure that deep down, there is
love in your heart that is capable of
**[19:55] ---**
feeling mercy and forgiving
the sins of others!
**[19:59] ---**
More of your love nonsense?!
**[20:00] ---**
I have faith in you, Laharl!
**[20:02] ---**
In the mercy and genuine love
that have begun to blossom in your--
**[20:07] ---**
Huh?
**[20:11] ---**
Oh, brother. Here's another one
who never learns her lesson...
**[20:34] ---**
What's the matter, Highness?!
**[20:36] ---**
Don't tell me that what
Flonne said just now got to you!
**[20:40] ---**
Of course not, don't be stupid.
**[20:43] ---**
Sardia. You're going to
take me to see the person
**[20:45] ---**
who told you that there
was a bounty on my head.
**[20:48] ---**
I'm going to claim the bounty myself!
**[20:51] ---**
Um, Highness, I don't think I need to
remind you that the bounty is *on* you...
**[20:56] ---**
Exactly. If I go and turn
myself in, that means
**[20:59] ---**
I get to take credit for my capture!
**[21:01] ---**
What about it?
You have a problem with my plan?
**[21:03] ---**
Um... No, sir, none at all.
**[21:07] ---**
Attaboy! You're Krichevskoy's son, all right!
**[21:10] ---**
You've got your finger in
all kinds of evil pies!
**[21:12] ---**
Don't go overboard with the compliments.
**[21:18] ---**
My sword!
**[21:19] ---**
From this day forward, you're my vassal.
**[21:21] ---**
You won't be needing a
demonslayer's sword anymore.
**[21:24] ---**
Let's go!
**[21:27] ---**
So... this means that I have
a vassal now, too, doesn't it?
**[21:31] ---**
Yay! I'm so happy!
**[21:33] ---**
Don't get the wrong idea.
**[21:35] ---**
You're always gonna be the
lowest vassal on the totem pole!
**[21:38] ---**
Aw, you're kidding...!
**[21:40] ---**
Sardia, you're going to be our guide.
**[21:45] ---**
But the one who first mentioned the
bounty to her was... Oh, what the heck!
**[21:52] ---**
Wait for me! I had a horrible time finding
my way out of that desert you left me in!
**[21:58] ---**
Oops, sorry about that!
We didn't notice that you were gone!
**[22:00] ---**
I doubt that!
**[22:03] ---**
The Defender of Earth is back in action!
**[22:06] ---**
I stand before you!
Where is the demon prince?!
**[22:11] ---**
Um, hello? The Mid-Boss is up here, everyone!
**[22:16] ---**
Oops, I called myself the "Mid-Boss"...
**[22:22] ---**
*Overlord Laharl, one day I will slay you!*
**[22:25] ---**
*Maybe, maybe not...*
**[22:44] ---**
*If people ever notice the cycle of time on
this world where blue skies come and go,*
**[22:52] ---**
*something's bound to happen when
people with different outlooks get together.*
**[23:00] ---**
*Will we be buried by our desires?
Will love come and save the day?*
**[23:08] ---**
*Either way, it doesn't matter to me.
I'm gonna do as I please.*
**[23:15] ---**
*Light and shadow, egoists for whom
everything in the world has meaning,*
**[23:23] ---**
*every little fragment lives his life
with the balance on their shoulders.*
**[23:31] ---**
*Doing whatever we want,
having it exactly the way we want it.*
**[23:39] ---**
*Right now, under the same sky,*
**[23:43] ---**
*light and shadow repeat again and again.*
**[23:48] ---**
*Chain react*
**[23:59] ---**
*Etna, the in-your-face babe
reporter is on the scene!*
**[24:02] ---**
*Today's target is Flonne, the top Evil Idol!*
**[24:05] ---**
*I hear your public and private
personas are like night and day!*
**[24:07] ---**
*I'm gonna expose the real you!*
**[24:08] ---**
*That's so mean! What makes
you say that I'm evil?!*
**[24:11] ---**
*When you've got no evidence, make it up!
Feast your eyes on this scandalous photo!*
**[24:14] ---**
*Gosh, this fake nude
picture is really well done!*
**[24:16] ---**
*Next time on Disgaea!
"Etna's Embarrassing Secret"!*
**[24:21] ---**
*So, tell us! What's your secret, Etna?*
**[24:23] ---**
"Next time:
Etna's Embarrassing Secret "
**[24:24] ---**
*Don't ask me that, okay?*
# 6 - Etna's Embarrassing Secret
Source: [Crunchyroll](https://www.crunchyroll.com/series/GY0XXX2P6/disgaea)
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**[00:09] ---**
"Disgaea"
**[00:13] ---**
*Ai no tameiki ni shibarareteru mitai.*
**[00:19] ---**
*Donna jumon de mo hodokenai no yo.*
**[00:26] ---**
*Urei wo hisometa shizuka na hitomi ga*
**[00:31] ---**
*yokei ni kokoro kakimidashiteku.*
**[00:39] ---**
*Sunao ja nai watashi yori motto*
**[00:45] ---**
*sunao ja nai anata ga itoshii.*
**[00:51] ---**
*Anata ga ii no, akuma de mo ii.*
**[00:58] ---**
*Ah, ima meguriaeta kiseki.*
**[01:04] ---**
*Kienai kizu mo, fukai karuma mo.*
**[01:11] ---**
*Ah aishitageru,*
**[01:14] ---**
*doko ni ite mo nando demo.*
**[01:22] ---**
*Aishitageru.*
**[01:44] ---**
Wow, I see something swirling down there...
**[01:49] ---**
If you fell into that, there's no
telling where you'd be sent off to!
**[01:52] ---**
Sent off to?
**[01:54] ---**
Wait a minute! Don't tell
me that you don't know
**[01:56] ---**
why we've been taking all this
time walking on the ground?
**[01:59] ---**
No. Why are we?
**[02:01] ---**
Look, there's no cohesion in the void
between one floating island and the next.
**[02:06] ---**
So if you get careless and
fall in, there's no telling--
**[02:09] ---**
I'm trying, but I still don't understand...
**[02:11] ---**
If you can't wrap your head around,
maybe some firsthand experience will help!
**[02:21] ---**
Highness, that was just plain mean!
**[02:23] ---**
What, do you want to give it a try, too?
**[02:25] ---**
Sir! No, sir!
**[02:27] ---**
If we're clear on that,
get your tail in gear.
**[02:29] ---**
Roger!
**[02:32] ---**
That was mean, Laharl! Huh?
**[02:36] ---**
Wow, is this a miracle?
**[02:41] ---**
I guess not.
**[02:42] ---**
What's the holdup back there? Get a move on!
**[02:45] ---**
Coming!
**[02:46] ---**
Wait for me!
**[02:49] ---**
Laharl! Etna! Please don't leave me!
**[02:52] ---**
Help me!
**[02:54] ---**
"Etna's Embarrassing Secret"
**[03:01] ---**
So, that's the castle of the criminal
mastermind who put a bounty on my head, huh?
**[03:05] ---**
It's just like Sardia said.
**[03:08] ---**
"Go through the Evil Forest,
**[03:10] ---**
crawl along the Cliffs of Despair,
**[03:13] ---**
and cross the Rope Bridge of the Damned,
and there shall ye find
**[03:16] ---**
the castle that ye seeketh."
**[03:18] ---**
But remember, she also said,
"Maybe, maybe not."
**[03:21] ---**
So this might belong to
another demon entirely.
**[03:24] ---**
We'll find out soon enough when we get there.
**[03:25] ---**
All right, let's go claim that bounty.
**[03:28] ---**
Yeah!
**[03:34] ---**
A flower petal? Where'd it come from?
**[03:37] ---**
C'mon, Flonne! We're gonna leave you behind!
**[03:39] ---**
Wait for me!
**[03:52] ---**
The place sure looks the part, doesn't it?
**[04:01] ---**
The Master will be with you shortly.
Please wait here.
**[04:05] ---**
That's very kind of you.
**[04:08] ---**
Thank you so much!
**[04:13] ---**
Well, well, well. What have we here?
**[04:15] ---**
I should have known it was you.
**[04:19] ---**
Hi, Highness! It's been too long!
**[04:22] ---**
*Wilkommen* to Maderas Castle! Welcome!
**[04:26] ---**
Who is he? Is this mincing
demon an acquaintance of yours?
**[04:31] ---**
Mincing demon, indeed!
Such a rude girl you are!
**[04:34] ---**
His name is Maderas.
He was banished from the castle,
**[04:37] ---**
for stealing my old man's favorite
snack, steamed buns of the damned.
**[04:41] ---**
Maderas, that's me! Yay!
**[04:43] ---**
Yay...
**[04:45] ---**
Still, since you're a familiar face,
that will make things easier.
**[04:48] ---**
It'll save me the trouble of negotiating.
**[04:50] ---**
Now, how about forking over the bounty
**[04:53] ---**
that you so graciously put on the
head of the great Overlord Laharl?!
**[04:56] ---**
Yeah, but make the check payable to me!
**[04:59] ---**
What?
**[05:00] ---**
No offense, Highness, but you're the
most gullible demon in the Netherworld.
**[05:04] ---**
It's almost funny.
**[05:09] ---**
Highness! Say "ah"!
**[05:13] ---**
Buh-bye, Highness! Flonne!
**[05:16] ---**
*Auf wiedersehen*, Highness!
You can call me Overlord Maderas!
**[05:20] ---**
I'm so wonderful!
**[05:29] ---**
Where are we?
**[05:30] ---**
I have no idea...
**[05:35] ---**
What's the deal with this place?
**[05:36] ---**
Oh, my! Are we awake?
**[05:40] ---**
Laharl, that mincing, creepy demon
has grown to gigantic proportions!
**[05:46] ---**
You have it backwards.
We're the ones who have gotten small.
**[05:50] ---**
That's my prince! You catch on so quickly!
**[05:53] ---**
Etna!
**[05:54] ---**
Hi there, itty-bitty Flonne!
**[05:56] ---**
Etna, you have some nerve,
tricking me like this!
**[06:00] ---**
I'm real sorry about that, but for various
reasons, I can't disobey Maderas' orders!
**[06:07] ---**
Etna is my utterly
obedient and faithful pet dog!
**[06:11] ---**
It was she who tossed you into the crypt!
**[06:14] ---**
It was she who tipped off Sardia!
**[06:16] ---**
And it was she who had
the Prinnies circulate those flyers!
**[06:19] ---**
It was all Etna's doing!
**[06:21] ---**
Yay!
**[06:22] ---**
It can't be...
**[06:24] ---**
So, what is it that you two
hope to get out of this?
**[06:26] ---**
To be perfectly honest, you stand
between me and the Overlord's throne.
**[06:31] ---**
Huh? Tell me, Maderas. Just now, did you
say that you were going to be Overlord?
**[06:35] ---**
Yes! That's right!
**[06:37] ---**
What a lame joke. I'll never let a
pathetic bozo like you be Overlord.
**[06:42] ---**
The only Overlord around
here is me! Chew on this!
**[06:51] ---**
You can't do a thing while you're in there!
Even your Overlord's Wrath spell is blocked!
**[06:57] ---**
I'm such a genius!
**[06:59] ---**
That's my Maderas! The demon
who will be Overlord! Maybe!
**[07:03] ---**
When it comes to dirty tricks,
you're the best in the Netherworld!
**[07:07] ---**
I can't believe it. I simply can't
believe that Etna would betray us...
**[07:11] ---**
Your enemies and allies can change
depending on the time and place.
**[07:14] ---**
Demons aren't to be trusted.
**[07:17] ---**
That's what it is to be a demon.
**[07:19] ---**
You're kidding...
**[07:21] ---**
Okay, you two! Spin the wheel,
move forward the number of spaces it says,
**[07:25] ---**
and then spend all eternity acting out
the lives written on the space you land on!
**[07:30] ---**
Oh, I am such a genius!
**[07:37] ---**
What does he mean?
**[07:45] ---**
Laharl!
**[07:51] ---**
"Fall in with the wrong
crowd, join a biker gang,
**[07:53] ---**
and climb the ranks to become gang leader"?
**[07:55] ---**
What the hell? "Your dream
is to become a prima donna"?
**[08:10] ---**
Lord Maderas? Lord Maderas?
**[08:13] ---**
C'mon, give me what you promised me!
**[08:15] ---**
Why, whatever could you mean?
**[08:17] ---**
Oh, you! Don't play coy
with me, you big tease!
**[08:21] ---**
We both know that our deal was that
if I tricked the Prince into coming here,
**[08:24] ---**
you'd give me my memories back!
**[08:26] ---**
*And* that I'd also get
all the bounty as a reward.
**[08:30] ---**
Oh, did I really promise you that?
**[08:40] ---**
What's the big idea?! Keep your
word and give me my memories back!
**[08:43] ---**
Now, by "memories," do you mean that
terribly embarrassing set of memories?
**[08:47] ---**
Yes, those! Hand 'em over! Right now!
**[08:50] ---**
Don't you "Right now"
me, missy! Now, go away!
**[08:53] ---**
Shoo! Shoo! Shoo!
**[08:54] ---**
Hey, what are you trying to pull?!
This isn't part of the deal!
**[08:58] ---**
Hey! Open up! Gimme back my memories!
**[09:01] ---**
And fork over that bounty, too!
Gimme back my memories!
**[09:03] ---**
Hush your mouth this instant! Or I'll plaster
your memories all over the Netherworld!
**[09:09] ---**
Honestly, her and her
"deal" nonsense... What a fool.
**[09:13] ---**
What self-respecting demon
would keep a promise?
**[09:16] ---**
Isn't that right, Highness?
**[09:18] ---**
Do you suppose that Etna was
tricked by that mincing demon?
**[09:29] ---**
I *knew* that's where he's keeping them...
**[09:32] ---**
Krichevskoy, I hated that man so much.
**[09:36] ---**
Honestly, choking on a
steamed bun like that...
**[09:39] ---**
It serves him right, dying in
such a stupid, undignified way.
**[09:44] ---**
I don't like being forced
to listen to his ramblings,
**[09:48] ---**
but I like being turned
into a game piece even less!
**[09:51] ---**
Duh, why's that?
**[09:53] ---**
Oh, now what?!
**[09:56] ---**
Now, then, I think I'll go
take a sweat in the bath...
**[10:16] ---**
Okay, those memories are mine!
**[10:24] ---**
"Disgaea"
**[10:27] ---**
"Disgaea"
**[10:34] ---**
Howdy, boys!
**[10:38] ---**
What? I don't get it, why aren't they here?
**[10:41] ---**
Oh, your memories aren't in there.
**[10:45] ---**
I've been spotted, huh?
**[10:49] ---**
If they aren't here, where are they?
**[10:51] ---**
Oh, my, what's with this attitude?
That isn't very ladylike.
**[10:55] ---**
Hurry up and gimme back my memories,
you double-dealing, mincing weirdo!
**[10:59] ---**
Oh, I do so love being called double-dealing!
**[11:04] ---**
You lying little worm! You sneak!
**[11:07] ---**
Turds-for-brains! Go to hell!
**[11:09] ---**
Oh, being called names feels so good!
**[11:13] ---**
You're a dead man!
**[11:14] ---**
Are you some kind of idiot?
**[11:16] ---**
Anyway, how important could memories
that you threw away possibly be?
**[11:19] ---**
None of your business! Just give 'em back!
**[11:21] ---**
I'd die of shame if embarrassing
memories like those were made public!
**[11:24] ---**
Perhaps, but since I found them,
they belong to me now.
**[11:27] ---**
I've separated your
memories into three categories:
**[11:29] ---**
Slightly Embarrassing Memories,
**[11:30] ---**
Moderately Embarrassing Memories,
**[11:32] ---**
and Extremely Embarrassing Memories.
**[11:34] ---**
I've hidden them somewhere in the castle.
**[11:38] ---**
Hidden where?!
**[11:39] ---**
I can't tell you that.
**[11:40] ---**
I need to have you continue to serve
me as my faithful dog for a while yet.
**[11:47] ---**
Why, you little... How much longer are
you gonna keep exploiting my weakness?!
**[11:51] ---**
You sleaze!
**[11:53] ---**
Yes! Yell at me some more!
**[11:55] ---**
Now we know the truth, Laharl! Etna was
being blackmailed by that mincing demon!
**[12:00] ---**
Maderas always was a coward who took
advantage of his opponents' weaknesses.
**[12:04] ---**
But that doesn't change
the fact that Etna betrayed me.
**[12:14] ---**
Oh, please, Lord Maderas,
give me back my memories...!
**[12:17] ---**
Just give me back my memories,
I don't need any reward...!
**[12:23] ---**
All right, toss the game board into
the fireplace and burn it, Prince and all.
**[12:28] ---**
With the Prince dead, the
throne is as good as mine,
**[12:32] ---**
and you will have your memories back.
**[12:33] ---**
The two of us will live happily ever after.
**[12:45] ---**
Well, you heard the man!
Nothing personal, guys!
**[12:55] ---**
Now my selection as the
next Overlord is secure!
**[12:58] ---**
Okay, *now* are you going
to give me back my memories?
**[13:01] ---**
Oh, is that what I said?
**[13:05] ---**
Beauty!
**[13:12] ---**
Wherever there are teardrops that fall
upon the lovely flowers of the fields,
**[13:16] ---**
my smile will be there to gently
**[13:18] ---**
wipe them away like the wind!
In flower language, I am--
**[13:20] ---**
Who's that?
**[13:21] ---**
I-I can't see a thing! I'm blind as a bat!
**[13:25] ---**
All right, then! B-Beauty!
**[13:41] ---**
Lord Maderas, all those embarrassing
memories have us about to blow!
**[13:45] ---**
You fools! Just tell her that the memories
are in your heads, why don't you?!
**[13:52] ---**
Oh, so you hid 'em inside
the heads of these Prinnies, did you?
**[13:59] ---**
All done! You can come
out now, Highness! Flonne!
**[14:04] ---**
Curse you, Etna! You betrayed me!
**[14:06] ---**
Welcome to the club!
**[14:07] ---**
Dood, I can't hold it in!
**[14:08] ---**
I'm about to hurl!
**[14:10] ---**
I wanna spill the beans, dood!
**[14:14] ---**
Keeps your mouths shut!
**[14:16] ---**
Seriously, we're about to blow, dood!
**[14:28] ---**
Come forth, my minions! Defeat Laharl!
**[14:41] ---**
It's a wonderful life!
**[14:44] ---**
Peace on earth!
**[14:47] ---**
Let's all be friends! Women,
take the initiative!
**[14:51] ---**
Laharl? Why are you losing
your strength all of a sudden?
**[14:54] ---**
Oh, that. The Prince has a problem
with cheerful, progressive sayings.
**[14:59] ---**
Now, my Progressive Sloganeering Squad!
Finish him off!
**[15:02] ---**
A warm, caring heart!
**[15:05] ---**
The beauty of compassion!
**[15:09] ---**
Self-sacrifice for the common good!
**[15:14] ---**
Laharl!
**[15:16] ---**
Heal!
**[15:21] ---**
Laharl, hang in there!
**[15:24] ---**
Joy and blessings to all!
**[15:26] ---**
Glory and enthusiasm!
**[15:30] ---**
Heal!
**[15:32] ---**
Laharl, don't let them beat you!
**[15:34] ---**
A loving heart!
Strength through faith in others!
**[15:37] ---**
Heal! Laharl, don't give up!
**[15:40] ---**
Kindness and affection!
**[15:42] ---**
Heal! C'mon, Laharl!
**[15:44] ---**
A noble heart!
**[15:46] ---**
Heal! Laharl, you can--
**[15:48] ---**
Hey! Are you sure you're not
just playing games with me?!
**[15:51] ---**
I'm not playing games with you!
**[15:53] ---**
But if you asked me if I was having
fun, I'd be lying if I said I wasn't.
**[15:56] ---**
I'll devote my life to keeping you safe!
Let's keep on loving each other!
**[16:00] ---**
To you I pledge my eternal love!
**[16:04] ---**
That's wonderful!
Those are my two favorite words!
**[16:07] ---**
Eternal love!
**[16:10] ---**
Are you trying to kill me, you loony angel?!
**[16:13] ---**
How dare you spout off
the words I hate more than--
**[16:15] ---**
Eternal love! Eternal love!
**[16:18] ---**
Eternal love! Eternal love!
**[16:22] ---**
Love forever!
**[16:24] ---**
Laharl! Hang in there!
**[16:29] ---**
Highness, I'll give you a little
going-away present before you die.
**[16:32] ---**
You know the bun that Krichevskoy choked
to death on? Well, I had it specially made.
**[16:44] ---**
Now, here is today's question.
**[16:47] ---**
Here we see two steamed buns of the damned.
**[16:49] ---**
One of them is delicious,
and one of them tastes terrible.
**[16:53] ---**
Now, choose the delicious one.
**[16:58] ---**
Never make a decision based on
something's outward appearance, Laharl.
**[17:03] ---**
See with your mind's eye.
**[17:05] ---**
My mind's eye?
**[17:06] ---**
Yes. You can be deceived by
appearances and empty words,
**[17:10] ---**
and relying on your eyes and ears
alone give rise to doubt and indecision.
**[17:13] ---**
Open your mind's eye,
and you will see everything clearly.
**[17:19] ---**
My mind's eye... My mind's eye...
**[17:23] ---**
*Which one did I choose back then?*
**[17:26] ---**
*Which one...? Which one?*
**[17:29] ---**
*Which was it?!*
**[17:41] ---**
Come on, Highness!
Don't bother me over here!
**[17:47] ---**
Now, then, Laharl! Meet the same
pathetic end as your father did!
**[17:52] ---**
Etna, you're no longer
of any use to me, either.
**[17:55] ---**
The three of you will eat
these poisoned buns and die!
**[18:03] ---**
You're through preying
on my weaknesses, Maderas!
**[18:06] ---**
And as much as I hate my father,
nobody is allowed to badmouth him but *me*!
**[18:12] ---**
The shoe's on the other foot, Maderas!
**[18:15] ---**
Progressive Sloganeering Squad!
**[18:20] ---**
Etna! What are you waiting for?!
**[18:23] ---**
I command you! Kill Laharl!
**[18:30] ---**
Why don't you do it yourself?
**[18:32] ---**
I'll reveal your embarrassing secrets
to the world! Is that what you want?!
**[18:36] ---**
Do whatever you want.
**[18:38] ---**
What did you say?
**[18:40] ---**
You're the lowest of the low, you know that?!
**[19:01] ---**
Two years ago, when King Krichevskoy died,
**[19:04] ---**
I followed your orders and
tried to poison the Prince.
**[19:09] ---**
You poisoned Laharl?!
**[19:11] ---**
That's right! So why isn't he dead?!
**[19:14] ---**
Come to think of it, you only
fell asleep, didn't you, Laharl?
**[19:17] ---**
Exactly! Why did it only put you to sleep?!
**[19:19] ---**
Because I'm me, that's why!
**[19:22] ---**
Why...?
**[19:24] ---**
I figured I could become Overlord if
you were dead or just asleep, Highness.
**[19:30] ---**
And so, I'm getting out from
under your thumb as of today.
**[19:34] ---**
From now on, I'm gonna
live my life the way I see fit!
**[19:37] ---**
That's telling him, Etna!
**[19:40] ---**
Got it? The real reason I came here
**[19:43] ---**
was because of a total bastard by the
name of Maderas who ruined my life!
**[19:47] ---**
And to exact my revenge on him
**[19:48] ---**
in the most horrific way possible
when the timing was right!
**[19:53] ---**
We can't hold it in, dood!
**[20:15] ---**
Where are we?
**[20:16] ---**
I get the feeling that I've been exposed to
something terribly, terribly embarrassing...
**[20:21] ---**
Yeah.
**[20:22] ---**
No!
**[20:24] ---**
Don't you dare remember what you saw!
**[20:26] ---**
Why, you!
**[20:28] ---**
First you poison me, and
then you use me as bait
**[20:30] ---**
to lure out the guy you wanted revenge on!
**[20:32] ---**
You're one hell of a vassal, you know that?!
**[20:34] ---**
But Laharl, she was only...
**[20:37] ---**
However!
**[20:39] ---**
I can't say that I have a
problem with what you did.
**[20:44] ---**
Even if deep down I was thinking,
**[20:46] ---**
"If only the Prince were dead,
I could become Overlord"?
**[20:49] ---**
Or even, "I'll tag along with the Prince,
and if he ever proves to be
**[20:54] ---**
unfit to be Overlord, Shlik!
I'll stab him right in the back"?
**[20:59] ---**
A true demon is always full of
ambition and aiming for the top.
**[21:05] ---**
A demon like you might just be worthy
**[21:06] ---**
of being the mighty Laharl's
most trusted retainer.
**[21:13] ---**
What now?
**[21:14] ---**
Right! Let's shake on
it and be friends! There!
**[21:17] ---**
Don't be an idiot! Let's go!
**[21:23] ---**
Always look at things with your mind's eye.
**[21:25] ---**
Both at steamed buns and
at the world around you.
**[21:29] ---**
And so, the answer is that
*both* of them tasted terrible!
**[21:32] ---**
Gotcha!
**[21:35] ---**
One of these days...
**[21:36] ---**
...I'm gonna kill him!
**[21:38] ---**
He's already dead, Highness.
**[21:39] ---**
More to the point,
what did you do with Maderas?
**[21:42] ---**
Oh, I locked him inside that game!
**[21:47] ---**
I've gotten my revenge now,
so all's well that ends well, Highness!
**[21:51] ---**
Like hell it is!
**[21:53] ---**
Wait a minute, Highness!
**[21:54] ---**
Take a look! Here's your reward money!
**[21:57] ---**
What? Why didn't you say something sooner?!
**[21:59] ---**
You can only look!
I found it, so it belongs to me!
**[22:04] ---**
What? How dare a vassal
talk to me like that?!
**[22:06] ---**
Shut up and hand it over!
**[22:08] ---**
That reminds me, where do you
suppose those three Prinnies went?
**[22:16] ---**
Oh, one can't look at
this memory without crying!
**[22:19] ---**
What's this set like?
**[22:21] ---**
This is incredible! I'm crying like a baby!
**[22:24] ---**
Tears are such wonderful things!
**[22:44] ---**
*Aoi hiru ga meguru hoshi de
toki no ruupu mezametara,*
**[22:51] ---**
*chigau kokoro motta mono
atsumareba nanika ga okiru yo.*
**[22:59] ---**
*Yokubou de umeru no ka?
Ai wa hito no tame ni ugoko no ka?*
**[23:07] ---**
*Dotchi datte kamawanai yo, suki ni yaru dake.*
**[23:15] ---**
*Hikari to kage kono sekai
de subete ga imi aru egoisuto.*
**[23:23] ---**
*Hitotsu hitotsu no kakera wa
sou baransu wo ninai ikiteru.*
**[23:31] ---**
*Omou no mama, kokoro no mama
ni ima wa onaji sora no shita*
**[23:43] ---**
*hikari to kage wa kurikaesu.*
**[23:47] ---**
*Chain react*
**[23:59] ---**
*Big brother...!*
**[24:01] ---**
*I've missed you for so,
so long, big brother!*
**[24:06] ---**
*What's with you? You're creeping me out!*
**[24:07] ---**
*Big brother, from now on, we're gonna
be together forever and ever and ever!*
**[24:13] ---**
*Damn it, who's this "big brother"
you keep talking about?!*
**[24:16] ---**
*Next time on Disgaea!
"Netherworld Siblings"!*
**[24:22] ---**
*Big brother!*
**[24:23] ---**
"Next time: Netherworld Siblings "
**[24:24] ---**
*Stop doing that!*
# 7 - Netherworld Siblings
Source: [Crunchyroll](https://www.crunchyroll.com/series/GY0XXX2P6/disgaea)
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**[00:09] ---**
"Disgaea"
**[00:13] ---**
*It's like I'm tied up tight
by the sighs of love.*
**[00:19] ---**
*I can't break free no
matter what spell I try.*
**[00:26] ---**
*Tranquil eyes that conceal sorrow behind them*
**[00:31] ---**
*throw my heart into turmoil
more than they ought to.*
**[00:39] ---**
*You mean more to me than I do,*
**[00:45] ---**
*even though we both
refuse to admit to our feelings.*
**[00:51] ---**
*You're the one for me.
I don't care if you're a demon.*
**[00:58] ---**
*Oh, this is a miracle
that I've stumbled upon.*
**[01:04] ---**
*Even these wounds that never fade,
even this profound karma.*
**[01:11] ---**
*Oh, I'll give you my love.*
**[01:14] ---**
*Time and again, no matter where you are.*
**[01:22] ---**
*I'll give you my love.*
**[01:53] ---**
Welcome to the saloon!
**[01:59] ---**
My, how rude!
**[02:01] ---**
Table for a party of three!
**[02:05] ---**
"Netherworld Siblings"
**[02:12] ---**
It's too early in the
morning to have something
**[02:13] ---**
that disgusting shoved in my face...
**[02:15] ---**
I think I'm going to throw up.
**[02:17] ---**
Hi! Boo-Boop-Be-Doo!
**[02:21] ---**
Hello, Mr. Gordon! Good morning!
**[02:23] ---**
You're working here this time?
**[02:25] ---**
You still haven't earned
enough to pay your repair bill?
**[02:28] ---**
Oh, don't you worry about us!
We'll have enough any day now!
**[02:34] ---**
By the way, Prince, I had no
idea that you had a little sister.
**[02:37] ---**
What?!
**[02:39] ---**
A little sister?!
**[02:41] ---**
Um... This is the first
that I've heard of this.
**[02:43] ---**
Of course it is! I don't
*have* a little sister!
**[02:47] ---**
Really? But we met her yesterday.
**[02:50] ---**
She saved us when we were about
to be mugged by a gang of delinquents.
**[02:54] ---**
This has to be some kind of mistake.
**[02:56] ---**
Extra! Extra, dood!
**[02:59] ---**
In a shocking turn of events, Krichevskoy
had another child besides Prince Laharl!
**[03:04] ---**
What did you say?!
**[03:08] ---**
Are you okay, Prinny?
**[03:14] ---**
Wha--?
**[03:16] ---**
I am Maharl, rightful heir to
King Krichevskoy, the previous Overlord.
**[03:22] ---**
In my father's place, I will
restore order to the Netherworld!
**[03:26] ---**
Yes, that's the girl!
**[03:29] ---**
What do you think? Doesn't she
look just like the Prince here?
**[03:32] ---**
This is such an obvious trick...
**[03:35] ---**
Doesn't she have a ferocious look in her eye?
**[03:38] ---**
She looks like she was born to be Overlord.
**[03:41] ---**
I wonder who's more powerful, her or Laharl?
**[03:43] ---**
10 HL on Laharl!
**[03:44] ---**
20 on the kid sister!
**[03:46] ---**
Gosh, I can't believe that you
have a little sister, Laharl...
**[03:50] ---**
I bet you're dying to meet her!
Or even for a glimpse of her!
**[03:52] ---**
Didn't I just tell you that
I don't have a sister?!
**[03:55] ---**
I don't want my vassals
buying into this nonsense, too!
**[03:58] ---**
Hey, junkheap! Get in gear and
go bring me something to eat!
**[04:02] ---**
Y-Yes, sir!
**[04:12] ---**
Speak of the devil! It's the Prince's sister!
**[04:15] ---**
Maharl?
**[04:16] ---**
Wow, are we in for a tearjerker
first meeting here?!
**[04:19] ---**
This oughta be good!
**[04:23] ---**
Help me, Laharl...
**[04:25] ---**
Please, you have to hide me, big brother...
**[04:32] ---**
I don't know you.
**[04:37] ---**
Maharl's collapsed!
**[04:40] ---**
Are you all right?
**[04:41] ---**
Ignore her. I don't want any trouble.
**[04:44] ---**
How can you say such a thing?!
**[04:45] ---**
She's your one and only
little sister, isn't she?
**[04:54] ---**
That sound! It's the Netherworld Emperors!
**[04:55] ---**
Oh, my! Are they really important people?
**[04:57] ---**
They're a backwoods biker gang.
**[05:00] ---**
But he said they were emperors.
**[05:03] ---**
They were put out of business
during King Krichevskoy's reign,
**[05:06] ---**
but they've been making a comeback recently.
**[05:08] ---**
The Netherworld Emperors...
**[05:14] ---**
Um, hello? What's the matter?
**[05:26] ---**
You don't suppose that she's being
chased by these people, do you?
**[05:29] ---**
She ran in here,
no doubt about it. Look for her.
**[05:34] ---**
Just a moment! Who gave you permission
to enter this establishment?!
**[05:38] ---**
We reserve the right to
refuse service to bike gangs!
**[05:40] ---**
Please leave.
**[05:42] ---**
Stand aside.
**[05:44] ---**
This is all the screen time we get?!
**[05:46] ---**
We have to catch her
while we have the chance.
**[05:49] ---**
Hey, did a pint-sized kid come in here?
**[05:52] ---**
We're looking for a little girl named Maharl.
**[05:54] ---**
The thing is, we're certain
that she ran into this bar...
**[05:58] ---**
Are you *sure* you haven't seen her?
**[06:00] ---**
Anyone who hides her
will be shown no mercy!
**[06:04] ---**
We'll talk, we'll talk! Actually, she's--
**[06:07] ---**
With God as my witness, I swear
that there is no girl under this table!
**[06:14] ---**
Flonne, could you be any more obvious?
**[06:18] ---**
Stand aside!
**[06:19] ---**
I won't! No one is
hiding underneath this table!
**[06:22] ---**
Oh, give it a rest!
Get out of the way, already!
**[06:25] ---**
No one is under here!
**[06:27] ---**
Stop it, you're kicking up dust!
I'm eating here!
**[06:30] ---**
So, you must be Laharl.
**[06:32] ---**
You bested us when last we met,
but this time will be different!
**[06:36] ---**
Friends of yours?
**[06:37] ---**
I dunno.
**[06:38] ---**
What?!
**[06:39] ---**
The two things that annoy
me more than anything else
**[06:42] ---**
is being bothered when I'm
sleeping and when I'm eating!
**[06:47] ---**
It isn't you that we're after.
Please accept our apologies.
**[06:52] ---**
We'll leave for now out of deference to you.
**[06:56] ---**
Let's go.
**[07:10] ---**
Thank you for saving me, big brother.
**[07:14] ---**
Stop calling me that. And for one thing,
I don't recall "saving" you.
**[07:18] ---**
I chased them off because they
were interrupting my meal, that's all.
**[07:21] ---**
Say what you will, you've sure
turned into a real softie lately.
**[07:25] ---**
Given the circumstances, don't you think
we should take Maharl under our protection?
**[07:32] ---**
Fine, whatever.
**[07:35] ---**
What in the world are
you thinking, Highness?!
**[07:38] ---**
The ability to show
kindness to demons has finally
**[07:40] ---**
begun to blossom in your heart!
**[07:42] ---**
Now that that's settled, let's go.
I can't eat in peace here.
**[07:49] ---**
As if. You ate everything in sight.
**[07:53] ---**
Here's another question, then. Where did
King Krichevskoy and your mother meet?
**[07:59] ---**
Where my mommy works!
**[08:00] ---**
Where's that?
**[08:01] ---**
The Black Garden!
**[08:02] ---**
My, what a beautiful name!
**[08:05] ---**
What do they do there?
**[08:06] ---**
It's a place where you can talk
to girls while you have a drink!
**[08:10] ---**
But it's with a different girl each time,
and the men have to buy the girl's drink.
**[08:16] ---**
Sometimes, they buy them presents, too.
**[08:18] ---**
I get it! I get it, so please stop!
**[08:21] ---**
What's the matter, Etna?
You should be more patient.
**[08:25] ---**
Um, won't they see us
on a busy street like this?
**[08:29] ---**
But Laharl told us to sit here.
**[08:32] ---**
It's what they call
"hiding in plain sight," get it?
**[08:35] ---**
We're actually less conspicuous out here.
**[08:37] ---**
Oh, big brother said to stay here, did he?
**[08:40] ---**
We can stay out here in the open, then.
**[08:42] ---**
Uppity little pipsqueak...
**[08:44] ---**
Highness, why are you playing
along with this little fake?
**[08:50] ---**
I can hear every word you say about me!
**[08:54] ---**
She's just like the Prince,
right down to his killer hearing...
**[08:58] ---**
What did you say about me?
**[09:02] ---**
*Live it up while you still can.*
**[09:04] ---**
*What do you hope to gain by
pretending to be my sister?*
**[09:08] ---**
*I'm gonna find out what you're really up to.*
**[09:10] ---**
Big brother!
**[09:12] ---**
S-Stop calling me that!
**[09:15] ---**
So anyway, are you hungry?
**[09:17] ---**
It's my treat, so name anything,
and I'll get it for you.
**[09:22] ---**
Oh, Laharl! I'm so proud
of all this brotherly love!
**[09:25] ---**
He's lulling her into a
false sense of security.
**[09:27] ---**
His plan is to be nice to her to
find out why she came to him.
**[09:31] ---**
I wanna eat pickled dragon skin!
**[09:35] ---**
Pickled dragon skin?! But that's one of the
three great delicacies of the Netherworld!
**[09:39] ---**
Even I haven't eaten that before!
**[09:41] ---**
Is it that expensive?
**[09:44] ---**
Sure, it's expensive, all right!
But it's also illegal!
**[09:48] ---**
Pick something else.
**[09:49] ---**
But you said I could have anything I wanted!
**[09:52] ---**
And pickled dragon skin is what I want!
**[09:54] ---**
I wanna eat pickled dragon skin!
**[09:57] ---**
Is that kid serious?
**[09:59] ---**
If she eats pickled dragon skin, she'll be...
**[10:04] ---**
Move it! Come on, hurry!
**[10:08] ---**
Hey, cook. You have any pickled dragon skin?
**[10:12] ---**
Do you have any pickled dragon skin?
**[10:14] ---**
Do you--
**[10:18] ---**
Youngster.
**[10:20] ---**
If you're looking for pickled dragon skin,
I just happen to have one piece left.
**[10:24] ---**
Excellent! I owe you one, old man!
**[10:27] ---**
What's wrong?
**[10:28] ---**
Well, the thing is...
**[10:31] ---**
I feel like eating something
that's plain and simple now.
**[10:37] ---**
Are you jerking me around, kid?!
**[10:40] ---**
Well, I don't feel like eating it anymore.
**[10:43] ---**
Your plan was to butter her up,
**[10:45] ---**
but she's totally taking you
for a ride, isn't she, Highness?
**[10:48] ---**
Be quiet! Call in the Prinnies!
**[10:51] ---**
I'm stuffed!
**[10:54] ---**
So busy!
**[10:55] ---**
So busy!
**[10:57] ---**
I expect dessert next, got it?!
**[11:00] ---**
She's taking you for a ride!
She's taking you for a ride!
**[11:02] ---**
Who asked you?!
**[11:03] ---**
Don't you know how to do anything?!
**[11:06] ---**
The non-recyclable trash goes over there,
and the recyclable trash goes over there!
**[11:09] ---**
Make sure it's properly
sorted before you throw it out!
**[11:10] ---**
You're making me very cross!
**[11:14] ---**
Great, we have another nutjob
to deal with, dood...
**[11:16] ---**
Prince Laharl sure has
trouble with girls, dood...
**[11:18] ---**
She's taking you for a ride!
She's taking you for a ride!
**[11:21] ---**
Shut up!
**[11:23] ---**
I can't walk any farther!
My feet hurt, big brother!
**[11:27] ---**
Why do I have to do this?
**[11:29] ---**
She's literally taking you for a ride!
She's literally taking you for a ride!
**[11:33] ---**
I want that! Get it for me!
**[11:35] ---**
Why should I have to do that?
**[11:37] ---**
Because you're my vassal, that's why!
**[11:40] ---**
Um, I'm not your vassal, Maharl, I'm--
**[11:43] ---**
My big brother's vassals
are by definition my vassals!
**[11:46] ---**
Gosh, she sounds just like
a certain someone I know...
**[11:50] ---**
Buy me things!
**[11:51] ---**
Taiyaki!
**[11:53] ---**
Forcing an angel to do my
bidding is oh such fun!
**[12:00] ---**
What's taking you so long, you people?!
Over here! Over here!
**[12:04] ---**
If you don't hurry, I'm gonna get into
the bath first and hog it all to myself!
**[12:07] ---**
Highness, are you gonna keep
letting her jerk you around like this?
**[12:11] ---**
Of course I'm not...
**[12:13] ---**
Time for a change of plan.
**[12:23] ---**
"Disgaea"
**[12:26] ---**
"Disgaea"
**[12:40] ---**
Big brother? Are you asleep?
**[12:43] ---**
Yes.
**[12:44] ---**
I had a scary dream... Can I sleep with you?
**[12:47] ---**
Any demon who's scared of a little
nightmare will never be a good Overlord.
**[12:52] ---**
Yay!
**[12:53] ---**
I'm so happy! I've been dying to do this.
**[12:57] ---**
I've felt lonely ever since I found
out that I had a big brother.
**[13:01] ---**
Whenever you feel lonely, you'd do
well to remember our old man's words.
**[13:04] ---**
You *do* remember, don't you?
**[13:06] ---**
Of course I do! "Act like a demon!"
**[13:09] ---**
Right?
**[13:09] ---**
T-That's right.
**[13:11] ---**
How could I forget that?
It's something that our dear old daddy said.
**[13:16] ---**
Big brother, where do you
suppose the "Black Lizard's Tail" is?
**[13:20] ---**
You know, the most secret of all the
treasures passed down in the royal--
**[13:23] ---**
How did you--
**[13:24] ---**
You don't know?
**[13:25] ---**
No. My old man was the only one who knew,
but he died before he could tell me.
**[13:29] ---**
So now I'm looking for it like everyone else.
**[13:33] ---**
Wouldn't it be great if you found it?
**[13:35] ---**
Do you carry that doll everywhere you go?
**[13:37] ---**
I sure do. After all, it's a
memento from my mommy.
**[13:40] ---**
My mommy...
**[13:47] ---**
A memento, huh?
**[13:49] ---**
Big brother...
**[13:53] ---**
Well played. You're more
formidable than I thought...
**[14:12] ---**
Oh, for crying out loud! How come those
two are all buddy-buddy all of a sudden?
**[14:19] ---**
*I've loved you for as long
as I can remember, big brother!*
**[14:25] ---**
*Maharl...*
**[14:31] ---**
I feel sick! I feel sick! I feel sick!
**[14:33] ---**
Then maybe you oughta puke
and get it out of your system, dood.
**[14:37] ---**
That's not what I meant!
**[14:40] ---**
What's all the ruckus in here?
**[14:43] ---**
We were ordered by the great Maharl
to clean the place, that's what!
**[14:46] ---**
By Maharl?
**[14:47] ---**
C'mon... You don't actually believe that
she's really your sister, do you, Highness?
**[14:52] ---**
She knew my old man's favorite saying,
**[14:54] ---**
and she even knew
about the Black Lizard's Tail.
**[14:57] ---**
How could she know that? Where did
she get that intel?! Who told her?!
**[15:00] ---**
I wish I knew. She's my enemy,
but she's earned my respect.
**[15:03] ---**
I almost wish she was my vassal.
**[15:04] ---**
Oh, it'd be silly for you to make
your little sister into a vassal...
**[15:07] ---**
Get it through your thick skull!
She's not his little sister!
**[15:19] ---**
Laharl! She has a terrible fever!
**[15:21] ---**
I want to have some of daddy's
homemade porridge of the damned...
**[15:27] ---**
You even know about that?
**[15:33] ---**
This is your father's special porridge.
**[15:37] ---**
Eat this, and you'll feel better in no time.
**[15:48] ---**
Whoa! Highness, you can cook?!
**[15:50] ---**
Demons actually *eat* this stuff...?
The power of love is strong, indeed...
**[15:55] ---**
Porridge... Yummy...
**[15:59] ---**
I'm glad to hear it.
**[16:01] ---**
This is porridge that your big brother
made from scratch all by himself.
**[16:05] ---**
Have some more.
**[16:06] ---**
What a touching scene!
**[16:08] ---**
Maybe, but I have no idea
what the Prince is thinking...
**[16:12] ---**
How much of this is part of his plan?!
**[16:17] ---**
Big brother... Big brother...
**[16:22] ---**
Come with me! Come with me!
**[16:24] ---**
Hey, just because you're
feeling better doesn't mean that--
**[16:26] ---**
I want you to see something, that's all!
**[16:29] ---**
Look at that! See?
**[16:32] ---**
Well, well, if it isn't the Mid-Boss.
**[16:34] ---**
My goodness, what an enchanting
mademoiselle you have on your arm.
**[16:38] ---**
I'm Maharl, his sister.
**[16:40] ---**
His sister?!
**[16:43] ---**
Pardon me if this seems out of turn,
but what might your mother's name be?
**[16:48] ---**
No, forget I asked! Don't tell me!
**[16:50] ---**
I don't want to know! I don't want to know!
**[16:52] ---**
What are you getting so agitated about?
**[16:55] ---**
Is this man always like this?
**[16:57] ---**
Yeah. Don't talk to him,
his stupidity is contagious.
**[17:00] ---**
Come on, let's go.
**[17:03] ---**
Wait!
**[17:11] ---**
H-Her doll moved!
**[17:14] ---**
Don't be stupid!
You're just a dumb old Mid-Boss!
**[17:17] ---**
B-But it--
**[17:19] ---**
Come on, let's go.
**[17:22] ---**
See?! It just looked at me!
**[17:26] ---**
What a strange man.
**[17:31] ---**
Oh, she isn't back yet?
**[17:35] ---**
It sure is peaceful around here
without that little terror around, isn't it?
**[17:38] ---**
Who knows, maybe she found herself
a new "big brother" somewhere!
**[17:45] ---**
Come to think of it,
Flonne isn't around, either.
**[17:49] ---**
Bad news, dood! Real bad!
It's a challenge letter!
**[17:52] ---**
It's a challenge letter
addressed to you, Prince Laharl!
**[17:55] ---**
Challenge letter?
**[17:59] ---**
"Your sister is in our custody.
**[18:01] ---**
If you wish her returned to you,
come to the Netherworld Mines!"
**[18:04] ---**
Signed, the Netherworld Emperors.
**[18:06] ---**
The Netherworld Emperors?!
**[18:07] ---**
No way am I going to let that
bunch of bumpkin bikers interfere,
**[18:10] ---**
not after I've played along
with her scheme for so long!
**[18:16] ---**
Maharl! Where are you?
**[18:19] ---**
Maharl, you said that you had something
that you wanted to ask me about!
**[18:23] ---**
This is the right place, isn't it?
**[18:27] ---**
Aieee! It's the Netherworld Emperors!
Somebody help me!
**[18:34] ---**
We're not bears, lady!
**[18:36] ---**
Anyway, do you seriously think
that anyone will come to your rescue
**[18:39] ---**
just because you're doing that old-school
"damsel in distress" screaming?
**[18:41] ---**
Hold it right there!
**[18:43] ---**
What the...?
**[18:45] ---**
Beauty!
**[18:47] ---**
The five of you assaulting one
lonely mademoiselle is hardly fair!
**[18:49] ---**
How uncouth!
**[18:52] ---**
There aren't five of us!
**[18:55] ---**
Maharl?
**[18:56] ---**
I didn't expect to meet you
again in a place like this!
**[19:01] ---**
I'll pretend I didn't see you! Buh-bye!
**[19:04] ---**
Good grief...
**[19:05] ---**
He didn't come to save me?
**[19:08] ---**
You leave me no choice!
**[19:10] ---**
I'll do whatever I can to protect
myself and Maharl from-- Aieee!
**[19:15] ---**
Look, that "damsel in distress" screaming
**[19:18] ---**
isn't going to make
anybody come to your rescue!
**[19:20] ---**
Hold it right there!
**[19:24] ---**
Hand over my little sister!
We have unfinished business!
**[19:30] ---**
You're not here to save me?
**[19:32] ---**
Now! As long as we have zis woman,
he can't lay a finger on us!
**[19:38] ---**
What's with the accent?! More to
the point, what the heck is going on?!
**[19:42] ---**
So, just when I thought
you'd shown your true colors,
**[19:45] ---**
it turns out that you all were in cahoots!
**[19:47] ---**
Highness, you had me convinced
that you had fallen for her trap!
**[19:49] ---**
If you can't see through a ruse like
zis, you're not fit to be ze Overlord!
**[19:53] ---**
Listen up, everyone!
**[19:55] ---**
Put ze screws to Laharl
**[19:56] ---**
and force him to tell us ze location
of ze Black Lizard's Tail!
**[20:01] ---**
Right!
**[20:20] ---**
Big brother!
**[20:22] ---**
Those bad people were threatening me,
and they forced me to trick you!
**[20:28] ---**
I couldn't possibly be
part of their gang, right?
**[20:32] ---**
You know that, don't you, big brother?!
**[20:34] ---**
Whoa, she's selling 'em out!
**[20:36] ---**
This is unforgivable.
**[20:38] ---**
I had no idea that she was
capable of such treachery...
**[20:44] ---**
Big brother, help--
**[20:51] ---**
Big brother, you big kidder...
**[20:53] ---**
Well, this sucks.
**[20:55] ---**
It's sad beyond words that we've been
led by someone like her for so long...
**[21:00] ---**
Let's just get out of here.
**[21:02] ---**
What a terrible thing to do!
Frying your own little sister like this!
**[21:05] ---**
This is too much, even for you!
**[21:07] ---**
Haven't you been listening to a single
word that's been said around here, lady?!
**[21:12] ---**
I admire your fiendishness,
**[21:14] ---**
knowing so much about my father
and managing to fool me for so long.
**[21:19] ---**
For that alone, I'll let
you go just this once.
**[21:23] ---**
Now go! Run before I change my mind!
I don't care where!
**[21:27] ---**
What's this, a heartwarming
scene of brotherly love?
**[21:29] ---**
I think I'm gonna cry, "big brother"!
**[21:35] ---**
Look out!
**[21:41] ---**
What's going on around here?
**[21:43] ---**
Your little sister is a...
**[21:52] ---**
Curses, I was so close!
**[21:53] ---**
Zis is all your fault,
you fool of a Mid-Boss!
**[21:57] ---**
There are still many things in this world
that are best left unknown, Mademoiselle!
**[22:03] ---**
Oh, thank goodness
she wasn't my love-child!
**[22:06] ---**
Take me back! Turn us around, Mid-Boss!
**[22:09] ---**
You blithering fool!
**[22:11] ---**
Pardon me for being a fool!
**[22:17] ---**
What is this, "Punk'd: Netherworld Edition"?
**[22:18] ---**
Still, it sure knew a
lot about you, Laharl...
**[22:21] ---**
Yeah, talk about strange...
**[22:44] ---**
*If people ever notice the cycle of time on
this world where blue skies come and go,*
**[22:52] ---**
*something's bound to happen when
people with different outlooks get together.*
**[23:00] ---**
*Will we be buried by our desires?
Will love come and save the day?*
**[23:08] ---**
*Either way, it doesn't matter to me.
I'm gonna do as I please.*
**[23:15] ---**
*Light and shadow, egoists for whom
everything in the world has meaning,*
**[23:23] ---**
*every little fragment lives his life
with the balance on their shoulders.*
**[23:31] ---**
*Doing whatever we want,
having it exactly the way we want it.*
**[23:39] ---**
*Right now, under the same sky,*
**[23:43] ---**
*light and shadow repeat again and again.*
**[23:48] ---**
*Chain react*
**[23:59] ---**
*Next time! 30 minutes of the Prinnies,
by the Prinnies, and for the Prinnies!*
**[24:03] ---**
*In a word, it's "Pringer X" next week, dood!*
**[24:07] ---**
*Prinnies sing! Prinnies dance!
Prinnies twirl about!*
**[24:11] ---**
*Get drunk off the melody of love
that the Prinnies will play!*
**[24:15] ---**
*I'm so excited about this, dood!
We finally get to be the stars!*
**[24:18] ---**
*Next time on Disgaea!*
**[24:21] ---**
*"The Prinnies' Longest Day, Dood!"*
**[24:23] ---**
"Next Time:
The Prinnies' Longest Day, Dood!"
**[24:24] ---**
*Don't miss it, all you Prinny
fanboys and girls out there!*
# 8 - The Prinnies' Longest Day, Dood!
Source: [Crunchyroll](https://www.crunchyroll.com/series/GY0XXX2P6/disgaea)
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**[00:09] ---**
"Disgaea"
**[00:13] ---**
*Ai no tameiki ni shibarareteru mitai.*
**[00:19] ---**
*Donna jumon de mo hodokenai no yo.*
**[00:26] ---**
*Urei wo hisometa shizuka na hitomi ga*
**[00:31] ---**
*yokei ni kokoro kakimidashiteku.*
**[00:39] ---**
*Sunao ja nai watashi yori motto*
**[00:45] ---**
*sunao ja nai anata ga itoshii.*
**[00:51] ---**
*Anata ga ii no, akuma de mo ii.*
**[00:58] ---**
*Ah, ima meguriaeta kiseki.*
**[01:04] ---**
*Kienai kizu mo, fukai karuma mo.*
**[01:11] ---**
*Ah aishitageru,*
**[01:14] ---**
*doko ni ite mo nando demo.*
**[01:22] ---**
*Aishitageru.*
**[01:35] ---**
Damn it, how come *I'm* stuck with
doing the cleaning around here?!
**[01:40] ---**
Stupid Prinnies!
**[01:44] ---**
Ow...
**[01:46] ---**
I'm sorry!
**[01:48] ---**
What's all this, Flonne?
**[01:50] ---**
Well, the dirty laundry has been piling up.
**[01:53] ---**
Did the Prinnies go on strike again?
**[01:56] ---**
No matter how many times I call them,
they don't show up. Watch this.
**[02:00] ---**
Prinnies! Front and center!
**[02:05] ---**
See?
**[02:06] ---**
"See?", my butt!
**[02:08] ---**
Just how long do you expect me
to go without a decent meal?
**[02:12] ---**
Are you trying to starve me to death?!
**[02:14] ---**
What about the food
that Flonne made for you?
**[02:16] ---**
You call that food?
**[02:19] ---**
Guess it depends on your definition...
**[02:23] ---**
That's so mean! Admittedly, I'm not
very confident about the taste...
**[02:27] ---**
Anyway, get out there and find the Prinnies,
and then have them cook me dinner!
**[02:39] ---**
What *is* all this stuff?
**[02:40] ---**
Garbage that's been piling up, I guess.
**[02:42] ---**
Sheesh, it sure is a hassle
without the Prinnies around....
**[02:45] ---**
Throw it out.
**[02:46] ---**
--Sure.
**[02:46] ---**
--Sure.
**[02:47] ---**
"The Prinnies' Longest Day, Dood!"
**[02:55] ---**
Heave ho, heave ho, heave ho...
**[02:59] ---**
Highness, quit lounging around
up there and give us a hand!
**[03:03] ---**
I came along to look for the Prinnies.
When I find them, they're going to regret it.
**[03:09] ---**
Still, what do you think happened?
Why would they all leave at once?
**[03:12] ---**
It didn't happen all at once.
**[03:14] ---**
At first, they came to me one
by one, saying stuff like,
**[03:16] ---**
"Can I have some time off, dood?"
**[03:19] ---**
I blew 'em off, and before I knew it,
they'd all vanished. It's crazy.
**[03:22] ---**
Etna, look at that!
**[03:26] ---**
C'mon, people, how are you
supposed to walk down the street
**[03:29] ---**
if you fill it with trash?
**[03:36] ---**
That was some good thinking, Laharl!
**[03:38] ---**
All right, let's go.
**[03:40] ---**
Who dares?! Don't they know
that I'm the great Overlord Laharl?!
**[03:53] ---**
Looks like they're saying
the same things as us, Highness.
**[03:56] ---**
Do you suppose that the Prinnies
vanished from here, too?
**[04:05] ---**
At this rate, it won't be long before the
Netherworld is up to its eyeballs in trash.
**[04:14] ---**
Where do you think you're going?
**[04:16] ---**
I'm sorry, dood! Have mercy!
**[04:19] ---**
What are you people planning?
**[04:22] ---**
Planning? Who, us?
Um... Why, that's a good question!
**[04:25] ---**
Where am I, dood? Who am I, dood?
**[04:28] ---**
Can't breathe, dood...
**[04:30] ---**
No, Laharl! You mustn't be
so rough with the Prinnies!
**[04:34] ---**
Where are the other Prinnies?!
**[04:37] ---**
You know, don't you? Look, I think it's
in your own best interests to start talking.
**[04:47] ---**
So heavy... Can't take much more, dood...
**[04:49] ---**
Shut your beak and take us to the others!
**[04:51] ---**
I feel bad for him, Laharl.
**[04:53] ---**
Then maybe you should
get out and walk, Flonne.
**[04:54] ---**
Well, um... I'm starving, too,
so I can't walk another step.
**[05:09] ---**
So long, doods!
**[05:12] ---**
Ow, dood!
**[05:16] ---**
Should've known better, dood...
**[05:22] ---**
Prinny, are you all right?!
**[05:25] ---**
What's going on down there?
**[05:42] ---**
Wow, look at all the Prinnies down there!
**[05:44] ---**
Where do you think they're all going?
**[05:49] ---**
To that island, looks like.
**[05:52] ---**
This is rebellion against the Netherworld!
**[05:54] ---**
No, even worse! It's a rebellion
against Laharl, the next Overlord!
**[05:59] ---**
Highness, I think the first order of business
should be to find out what they're up to!
**[06:03] ---**
You'll still have plenty of time to
blow them to smithereens afterwards!
**[06:07] ---**
I've found you, Prince!
**[06:09] ---**
The time has finally come for, Gordon,
the 37th Defender of Earth and his sidekicks
**[06:12] ---**
to settle this once and for all!
**[06:14] ---**
Let's see what you've got!
**[06:16] ---**
--Come on!
**[06:16] ---**
--Come on!
**[06:17] ---**
You traitorous Prinnies,
prepare to be shown the error of your ways!
**[06:20] ---**
Wha--?
**[06:21] ---**
Oh, dear.
**[06:22] ---**
I'm sorry! It looks like Laharl doesn't
have time to play with you right now.
**[06:27] ---**
More to the point, why do you
always have such bad timing? Bye bye!
**[06:31] ---**
Why? Was there something
wrong with our pose?
**[06:34] ---**
How about this one? Or maybe this one?
**[06:38] ---**
We did it! It's perfect!
**[06:40] ---**
You look wonderful in that, Laharl!
**[06:42] ---**
You're the spitting image of a Prinny,
no ifs, ands, or buts!
**[06:45] ---**
Way to go, master of disguise!
**[06:46] ---**
Are you two mocking me?!
**[06:48] ---**
Not at all! The only way to sneak onto
that island without arousing any suspicion
**[06:51] ---**
is to mix in with the Prinnies!
**[06:54] ---**
See? We have disguises, too!
**[06:55] ---**
Actually, I had hoped to make mine a
little cuter by adding ribbons and frills.
**[07:00] ---**
Let's go. If this goes on much longer,
I won't be able to stand upright.
**[07:06] ---**
All aboard, doods!
**[07:07] ---**
Wait!
**[07:10] ---**
Pardon us. Coming through.
**[07:12] ---**
Sorry, everyone!
**[07:14] ---**
Whew, we made it...
**[07:16] ---**
I was worried for a second there...
**[07:19] ---**
Hey. *Hey*!
**[07:21] ---**
Something the matter, Highness?
**[07:24] ---**
Why does my disguise only have a head?!
**[07:26] ---**
Um... I kinda miscalculated on the budget.
**[07:29] ---**
But it looks wonderful!
**[07:31] ---**
Sure does!
**[07:32] ---**
Are you three doods really Prinnies?
**[07:36] ---**
What? Why do you ask?
**[07:38] ---**
You doods talk funny.
**[07:40] ---**
Yeah, dood! It's weird!
**[07:42] ---**
There's nothing weird
about us at all! Um, "doods."
**[07:45] ---**
Of course we're Prinnies, doods!
**[07:47] ---**
We're all one big happy
Prinny family here, right, dood?
**[07:49] ---**
Ha ha ha, dood!
**[07:51] ---**
Set sail, dood!
**[07:58] ---**
Why isn't our size raising any eyebrows?
**[08:00] ---**
Sshh! Well, they *are* Prinnies, dood.
**[08:02] ---**
Put a "dood" at the end, dood!
**[08:05] ---**
Dood.
**[08:33] ---**
It's like a big festival or something, dood.
**[08:35] ---**
Why do you think is about to happen, dood?
**[08:37] ---**
Doods! Our day has come at last!
**[08:40] ---**
We're not gonna let 'em work
us like slaves anymore, doods!
**[08:43] ---**
Join together and achieve victory, doods!
**[08:46] ---**
Right on, dood!
**[08:47] ---**
For one thing, the demons are stupid!
**[08:50] ---**
If they think we're gonna be their
obedient little Prinnies forever,
**[08:54] ---**
they're in for a nasty surprise, doods!
**[08:55] ---**
Right on, dood!
**[08:57] ---**
What did he say?!
**[08:58] ---**
Dood! I see we have a stouthearted
fellow Prinny with us today!
**[09:02] ---**
We can expect great things from this dood!
**[09:07] ---**
Tomorrow is zero hour, dood!
**[09:09] ---**
Fight alongside us, dood!
**[09:10] ---**
Which moron have you been serving, dood?
**[09:14] ---**
Keep your hands off me!
**[09:21] ---**
What are you feathered
clowns planning to do?
**[09:24] ---**
--Dood!
**[09:24] ---**
--Dood!
**[09:25] ---**
What?
**[09:30] ---**
What's the big idea?
**[09:32] ---**
He's had too much to drink, doods!
**[09:34] ---**
You stinker! When you're drunk, the first
thing you do is try to pick a fight, dood!
**[09:36] ---**
We're sorry we caused a scene, doods!
**[09:39] ---**
Hey! Where are you taking me?!
What do you think you're doing?!
**[09:41] ---**
--Dood!
**[09:41] ---**
--Dood!
**[09:45] ---**
How dare you treat me like
some common drunkard?!
**[09:49] ---**
I don't care how powerful you are, Highness!
Ticking off that many Prinnies is a bad idea!
**[09:54] ---**
Besides, the fireball you conjured
up wasn't as big as usual, dood.
**[09:58] ---**
You don't need to keep talking like that.
**[10:00] ---**
Oh.
**[10:01] ---**
I'm so hungry that I'm at my limit.
**[10:04] ---**
Desperate times call for desperate measures!
Make me something to eat!
**[10:07] ---**
In that case, I'll--
**[10:09] ---**
Not you!
**[10:13] ---**
You three doods are spies, aren't you?!
**[10:15] ---**
We have you completely surrounded!
You have nowhere to run, dood!
**[10:19] ---**
Now, doods! Attack!
**[10:21] ---**
Yeah, dood!
**[10:26] ---**
Laharl, what are we going to do?
**[10:36] ---**
"Disgaea"
**[10:40] ---**
"Disgaea"
**[10:55] ---**
I don't believe it!
They've set the place on fire!
**[10:58] ---**
Laharl!
**[10:59] ---**
I don't have the energy...
**[11:02] ---**
In that case, allow me!
**[11:03] ---**
Be restored, strength of love!
**[11:07] ---**
Um, there doesn't seem
to be any light coming out...
**[11:09] ---**
Sorry, I'm really hungry, too.
**[11:14] ---**
We're in a real pinch here!
**[11:17] ---**
You can escape through here!
**[11:19] ---**
This way!
**[11:22] ---**
Who are you?
**[11:26] ---**
Hurry!
**[11:35] ---**
I'm glad to see that you are safe.
**[11:41] ---**
Oh, so you were the one who rescued us.
I don't know how to thank you.
**[11:46] ---**
Haven't I seen you somewhere before?
You're one of my vassals, aren't you?
**[11:50] ---**
Follow me.
**[11:51] ---**
Hey, wait!
**[11:56] ---**
Where are you taking us?
**[11:58] ---**
Please watch your step.
**[12:08] ---**
What is this, a secret base?
**[12:10] ---**
Oh! This must be one of
those "secret hideout" things!
**[12:13] ---**
You know, like in the spy movies!
This is so exciting!
**[12:15] ---**
I don't care what it is, just bring me food!
**[12:22] ---**
Delicious!
**[12:24] ---**
I'm moved beyond words to be able to eat
a decent meal again... It's been so long!
**[12:28] ---**
And *I'm* moved to tears over meeting
a decent vassal for the first time in ages.
**[12:32] ---**
But I have to ask, why did you save us?
**[12:41] ---**
What is taking shape here is nothing
less than a Prinny coup d'etat.
**[12:47] ---**
They hope to overthrow the Netherworld
that is now ruled by the Overlord
**[12:50] ---**
and establish an independent country
that is of, for, and by the Prinnies.
**[12:53] ---**
They're *what*?
**[12:55] ---**
At first, the movement was only to demand
improvements in working conditions.
**[13:00] ---**
But eventually, the talk escalated
into a plan for founding a Prinny utopia.
**[13:05] ---**
But is that really what made
all the Prinnies gather here?
**[13:10] ---**
There is someone controlling the
Prinnies from behind the scenes.
**[13:13] ---**
So, who is this secret mastermind?
**[13:15] ---**
I don't know that.
**[13:17] ---**
Who do they think they are?
Bunch of stupid Prinnies!
**[13:22] ---**
T-They'll pay for this!
**[13:29] ---**
Thank you for waiting, doods!
**[13:33] ---**
Without further ado, let the
Prinnyworld Founding Ceremony begin!
**[13:41] ---**
Prinnyworld, huh?!
**[13:42] ---**
Highness, they'll see you! They'll see you!
**[13:45] ---**
I wonder when the mastermind
will show himself?
**[13:47] ---**
First up is our opening attraction!
The Prinny All-stars Baseball Tournament!
**[13:57] ---**
Next up, the All-Netherworld Quiz Contest!
**[14:01] ---**
Do any of you doods wanna go to Celestia?!
**[14:07] ---**
This is ridiculous.
**[14:08] ---**
And now, doods, the Prinny Magic Show!
**[14:13] ---**
Will the second Princess Prinny
manage to escape this time?!
**[14:20] ---**
I can't take it anymore!
**[14:22] ---**
Highness, don't!
**[14:26] ---**
All right, you bastards! Stop this nonsense!
**[14:38] ---**
Doods, all rise for the national anthem.
**[14:44] ---**
♪ Oh, Prinnies, where is your home?
Oh, Prinnies, our home is Prinnyworld! ♪
**[14:56] ---**
♪ Prinny, prinny, prinny... ♪
**[14:58] ---**
Amazing, they even made a flag!
**[15:01] ---**
What's going on around here?
**[15:04] ---**
How long are you clowns
going to keep this up?!
**[15:15] ---**
He's a spy, dood!
**[15:21] ---**
Look, Etna! Prinny hooliganism!
**[15:24] ---**
Why do you know all about *that* kind of stuff?
**[15:28] ---**
Hear me, Prinnies! Calm yourselves, doods!
**[15:37] ---**
Well, well, if it isn't Prince Laharl.
**[15:41] ---**
Who are you?!
**[15:42] ---**
I am just an old Prinny.
**[15:45] ---**
How do you do, Highness?
**[15:48] ---**
An old Prinny?
**[15:51] ---**
He's laying it on a little thick, isn't he?
**[15:52] ---**
You honor us by attending
this ceremony to commemorate
**[15:56] ---**
the founding of our independent nation.
**[16:00] ---**
Do you seriously believe that I would
ever give my blessing to such a thing?
**[16:05] ---**
How droll, Highness.
**[16:08] ---**
We will win our independence
regardless of whether or not
**[16:11] ---**
you grant recognition
to our country, Highness.
**[16:13] ---**
What?
**[16:14] ---**
For far too long have we
Prinnies been mistreated
**[16:17] ---**
at the hands of you demons
here in the Netherworld.
**[16:20] ---**
Our dearest dream is to achieve
independence from Netherworld rule!
**[16:23] ---**
Rather, it is the dream of the
guardian god who watches over us!
**[16:40] ---**
What the heck kind of ritual is this?
**[16:43] ---**
This is seriously spooky...
**[16:45] ---**
For the last time, quit messing--
**[16:51] ---**
Look!
**[17:07] ---**
You have awakened the anger of the guardian!
**[17:19] ---**
Guardian, huh? We'll see about that!
**[17:21] ---**
This is clearly the time to send
in Gordon, 37th Defender of Earth!
**[17:25] ---**
My throwing arm is plenty warmed up!
**[17:28] ---**
You clowns again?
**[17:31] ---**
Listen, no one is going to
defeat the Prince but *me*!
**[17:33] ---**
I won't let anyone interfere!
**[17:35] ---**
Thursday, Robo-bazooka! Blow it into orbit!
**[17:39] ---**
Roger. Now charging.
**[17:46] ---**
Energy charging... Charging... Charging...
**[17:50] ---**
Fire!
**[17:55] ---**
We got it! It's a home run!
**[18:11] ---**
Really?!
**[18:17] ---**
It's Pringer X, dood!
**[18:19] ---**
The guardian has
transformed into Pringer X, dood!
**[18:23] ---**
Pringer X?
**[18:25] ---**
Wow, that's so cool!
**[18:34] ---**
How can this be?!
**[18:35] ---**
Why?!
**[18:36] ---**
Game, set and match.
**[18:39] ---**
That's what they get for butting in.
**[18:41] ---**
Behold, doods!
**[18:43] ---**
Look on, Prinnies from
across the Netherworld!
**[18:46] ---**
Look where he is!
**[18:48] ---**
You're pretty spry for an old-timer, mister.
**[18:51] ---**
I hereby proclaim the
independence of Prinnyworld!
**[18:56] ---**
And I proclaim myself Dartsbrink III,
first Prinny Overlord!
**[19:04] ---**
If he's Dartsbrink III, doesn't that
mean that there's also a I and II?
**[19:09] ---**
Hey! Don't let the moment go to your head!
**[19:11] ---**
Prinny Overlord, eh?
**[19:13] ---**
Indeed, dood! The Netherworld
is already under our control!
**[19:18] ---**
I am the only one fit to be called Overlord!
We no longer have any use for you!
**[19:22] ---**
Fire, Pringer X!
**[19:25] ---**
Cool, it answered him!
**[19:38] ---**
So, you're the mastermind behind this sham?
**[19:42] ---**
When it comes to Prinnies trying to found
a country or whatever, I couldn't care less!
**[19:47] ---**
But when a lowly Prinny like you has
the gall to call himself Overlord,
**[19:50] ---**
*that* will not stand!
**[19:51] ---**
Silence, dood!
**[19:53] ---**
The Netherworld and Prinnyworld now
both belong to me, the Prinny Overlord!
**[19:56] ---**
Finish him, dood!
**[20:17] ---**
No, Laharl, don't! Don't do it!
**[20:40] ---**
Aw, I was hoping to take
back Pringer X as a souvenir...
**[20:44] ---**
That's why you told him to stop?
**[20:46] ---**
Now what?!
**[20:50] ---**
King Darts! King Darts! King Darts!
**[20:52] ---**
King Darts!
**[20:53] ---**
I don't hear you.
**[20:55] ---**
Prinny Overlord!
**[20:57] ---**
What is it, dood?
**[20:58] ---**
Dood, I have terrible news!
**[21:00] ---**
Prinnyworld has begun to sink under
the collected weight of the Prinnies
**[21:03] ---**
that came here from the four
corners of the Netherworld!
**[21:06] ---**
It's what?!
**[21:08] ---**
Well, that's Prinnies for you.
They aren't too bright.
**[21:11] ---**
Let's get out of here!
**[21:13] ---**
The revolution has ended
in failure, King Darts...
**[21:17] ---**
You will address me as Prinny Overlord, dood!
**[21:25] ---**
Prinnies! Laundry!
**[21:27] ---**
Yes, dood!
**[21:28] ---**
Is my food ready yet?!
**[21:30] ---**
Coming right up, dood!
**[21:32] ---**
Prinnies, could you take
out the garbage, please?
**[21:34] ---**
Yessir, yessir, dood!
**[21:36] ---**
Just one "Yessir" is plenty!
**[21:37] ---**
Yessir, dood!
**[21:39] ---**
The Prinnies are working a lot harder
than they did before, aren't they?
**[21:43] ---**
That's not surprising. After all, they came
back after trying to launch a rebellion.
**[21:49] ---**
Hey, no running in the hallway!
**[21:50] ---**
Yes, dood! Sorry, dood!
**[21:52] ---**
Well, this obedience might not last for long.
**[21:56] ---**
Hey, you're that Prinny who--
**[22:00] ---**
I'll never understand what
goes on inside a Prinny's head...
**[22:04] ---**
Prinnies!
**[22:06] ---**
Yessir! You rang, dood?
**[22:09] ---**
I was just checking.
**[22:12] ---**
Highness, you're terrible.
**[22:14] ---**
We're setting out after we're
through eating. Is that clear?
**[22:17] ---**
--Right!
**[22:17] ---**
--Right!
**[22:19] ---**
Until the day comes when
we shall rise up once again...
**[22:22] ---**
...we shall silently
endure this ordeal, dood!
**[22:24] ---**
♪ ...Oh, Prinnies, our
home is Prinnyworld! ♪
**[22:44] ---**
*Aoi hiru ga meguru hoshi de
toki no ruupu mezametara,*
**[22:51] ---**
*chigau kokoro motta mono
atsumareba nanika ga okiru yo.*
**[22:59] ---**
*Yokubou de umeru no ka?
Ai wa hito no tame ni ugoko no ka?*
**[23:07] ---**
*Dotchi datte kamawanai yo, suki ni yaru dake.*
**[23:15] ---**
*Hikari to kage kono sekai
de subete ga imi aru egoisuto.*
**[23:23] ---**
*Hitotsu hitotsu no kakera wa
sou baransu wo ninai ikiteru.*
**[23:31] ---**
*Omou no mama, kokoro no mama
ni ima wa onaji sora no shita*
**[23:43] ---**
*hikari to kage wa kurikaesu.*
**[23:47] ---**
*Chain react*
**[23:59] ---**
*I'm bored with doing a "babe this,"
"babe that" schtick for each preview.*
**[24:02] ---**
*Isn't there anything new we could try?*
**[24:05] ---**
*Why don't you try dropping the "babe" part?*
**[24:07] ---**
*What should I say, then?*
**[24:09] ---**
*Hmm... How about using "ugly" instead?*
**[24:12] ---**
*Uh, Flonne, would you be
able to call yourself that?*
**[24:16] ---**
*Next time on Disgaea,
"Space Battleship Gargantua"!*
**[24:21] ---**
*Seriously, can you call yourself that?
Can you call yourself ugly? Fess up.*
**[24:23] ---**
"Next Time: Space Battleship Gargantua"
**[24:25] ---**
*Um, probably not.*
# 9 - Space Battleship Gargantua
Source: [Crunchyroll](https://www.crunchyroll.com/series/GY0XXX2P6/disgaea)
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**[00:09] ---**
"Disgaea"
**[00:13] ---**
*It's like I'm tied up tight
by the sighs of love.*
**[00:19] ---**
*I can't break free no
matter what spell I try.*
**[00:26] ---**
*Tranquil eyes that conceal sorrow behind them*
**[00:31] ---**
*throw my heart into turmoil
more than they ought to.*
**[00:39] ---**
*You mean more to me than I do,*
**[00:45] ---**
*even though we both
refuse to admit to our feelings.*
**[00:51] ---**
*You're the one for me.
I don't care if you're a demon.*
**[00:58] ---**
*Oh, this is a miracle
that I've stumbled upon.*
**[01:04] ---**
*Even these wounds that never fade,
even this profound karma.*
**[01:11] ---**
*Oh, I'll give you my love.*
**[01:14] ---**
*Time and again, no matter where you are.*
**[01:22] ---**
*I'll give you my love.*
**[01:39] ---**
Okay, Thursday, try starting her up!
**[01:42] ---**
Roger. Starting engine.
**[01:49] ---**
Finally... Finally!
**[01:51] ---**
Repairs to the ship are finally finished!
**[01:54] ---**
Our days of meekly slaving away at part-time
jobs here in the Netherworld are over, too!
**[01:59] ---**
Let's go, Jennifer! Thursday!
**[02:01] ---**
Gordon, Defender of Earth, lifting off!
**[02:08] ---**
"Space Battleship Gargantua"
**[02:16] ---**
Highness, maybe we
should've taken the long way...
**[02:21] ---**
Be quiet!
**[02:22] ---**
As I recall, *you* were the one who said
**[02:24] ---**
that this would be the quickest
way back to the Overlord's Castle!
**[02:26] ---**
Well, Flonne's having a little trouble...
**[02:28] ---**
*Now* what?
**[02:34] ---**
This hill is really steep!
**[02:39] ---**
What was that?
**[02:44] ---**
So, you're still hanging around here, I see!
**[02:47] ---**
Why, if it isn't Mr. Gordon!
**[02:49] ---**
Feast your eyes on this, ladies and demons!
**[02:51] ---**
My spaceship is finally
back among the living!
**[02:55] ---**
That's terrific news! Congratulations!
**[02:59] ---**
Now, then, Prince of the Netherworld!
**[03:02] ---**
I demand that you face me
fair and square this time!
**[03:05] ---**
All right, Defender of Earth!
**[03:07] ---**
Out of respect for your tenacious pursuit,
I will accept your challenge!
**[03:12] ---**
You really mean it?!
**[03:13] ---**
Wow, *this* is a first. The Prince is
gonna fight a duel fair and square?
**[03:18] ---**
What brought on this sudden change of heart?
**[03:20] ---**
Surely it's because
**[03:21] ---**
the seeds of righteousness
have begun to blossom in his heart!
**[03:24] ---**
Even demons have an innate
sense of right and wrong!
**[03:27] ---**
As if.
**[03:28] ---**
I know the perfect place for our fight!
**[03:31] ---**
How about it? I'll show you the way,
so will you fight me there?
**[03:34] ---**
Very well! Lead the way!
**[03:38] ---**
Now this is more like it!
**[03:39] ---**
This is so amazing!
**[03:42] ---**
This is really neat, too!
**[03:43] ---**
And this is great, too!
**[03:45] ---**
And so's this!
**[03:46] ---**
You're terrific too, Thursday!
**[03:48] ---**
Don't skimp on the compliments!
**[03:50] ---**
Jennifer built Thursday
here to be the ultimate robot!
**[03:54] ---**
Wow! Jennifer built Thursday herself?
**[03:58] ---**
That's right! In addition to being my
sidekick, she's also a scientific genius!
**[04:02] ---**
She's the partner that I trust more
than anyone else in the world!
**[04:05] ---**
Oh! What's this book?
**[04:09] ---**
That book isn't meant for
the eyes of children!
**[04:12] ---**
Hey, that's--
**[04:14] ---**
Why, this is the Demon Tome!
**[04:16] ---**
Wow! We spent all that time looking for it,
and it was here all along?
**[04:19] ---**
The "Demon Tome"?
**[04:21] ---**
I can't believe it was here the whole time...
**[04:23] ---**
Would someone please tell me
what this "Demon Tome" is?
**[04:25] ---**
It's a very important book.
**[04:26] ---**
Whoever possesses it is
recognized as the legitimate Overlord.
**[04:29] ---**
You don't say...
**[04:31] ---**
Just a minute, now. As I recall,
inside it was a bunch of--
**[04:34] ---**
The kind of things that
make guys start to pant.
**[04:38] ---**
What are you supposed
to use the stuff in here for?
**[04:40] ---**
What, don't you know?
Usually, guys use it to--
**[04:45] ---**
What a noisy human...
**[04:47] ---**
I'll explain it to you later, Flonne.
**[04:49] ---**
More to the point, a book like
*this* proves that you're Overlord?
**[04:52] ---**
You two don't understand the
true significance of this book.
**[04:55] ---**
Oh, so you know what you're supposed
to do with this stuff, Highness?
**[04:59] ---**
Drop the innuendo! You'll see soon enough.
**[05:04] ---**
All right, human. Take
us across this mountain.
**[05:06] ---**
Crossing mountain, aye!
**[05:10] ---**
Set us down at that castle.
**[05:12] ---**
Setting down, aye!
**[05:16] ---**
What a fine castle!
**[05:17] ---**
A fitting place for the final showdown
**[05:19] ---**
between the Overlord
and the Defender of Earth!
**[05:28] ---**
Wait here. I'll go make
the necessary arrangements.
**[05:31] ---**
I'll be waiting! I look forward to our duel!
**[05:34] ---**
You're quite a tactician, Highness!
**[05:36] ---**
The way you got us here
without walking was sheer genius!
**[05:40] ---**
All humans are good for
is providing taxi service!
**[05:43] ---**
I'm guessing that there
isn't gonna be a fight, either?
**[05:44] ---**
Of course not.
Why should I waste my time?
**[05:47] ---**
So, who lives in this castle?
**[05:50] ---**
This is my castle! The Overlord's Castle!
**[05:53] ---**
Oh, so we finally made
it to your home, Laharl!
**[06:15] ---**
I finally made it back!
**[06:17] ---**
Gosh, this place could do with a cleaning...
**[06:19] ---**
Want me to call in the Prinny Squad?
**[06:21] ---**
No, that won't be necessary.
**[06:52] ---**
I hereby lay claim to the throne!
**[06:55] ---**
He who possesses the
Demon Tome shall be Overlord!
**[06:58] ---**
I am Laharl!
**[07:00] ---**
Hear me, Demon Tome!
Grant your power unto me!
**[07:42] ---**
What in the world is that?!
**[08:12] ---**
Now enacting directive 294.
**[08:16] ---**
Transmitting guide beacon.
**[08:23] ---**
What do you mean?
What's going on here, Thursday?
**[08:26] ---**
Thursday! I don't believe it! Are you--
**[08:29] ---**
Now engaging secondary
behavior program sequence.
**[08:55] ---**
Now I'm finally the true Overlord.
**[08:58] ---**
Congratulations, Laharl!
**[09:01] ---**
Wow, so I guess it was just the
cover that marks you as the Overlord,
**[09:04] ---**
and the cheesecake pics inside
are there for other reasons.
**[09:07] ---**
Uh, Highness? The floor is shaking.
**[09:10] ---**
Are you doing this, too?
**[09:12] ---**
I don't know what it is.
I'm not the one doing it.
**[09:18] ---**
What's going on? Jennifer,
is Thursday malfunctioning?
**[09:22] ---**
No, this was supposed to happen.
**[09:26] ---**
It's for the best.
**[09:37] ---**
What just happened?!
**[09:54] ---**
It's the *Gargantua*,
Earth's mightiest space battleship!
**[09:59] ---**
That's so cool! I want one!
**[10:03] ---**
It's too amazing for words!
**[10:05] ---**
One of those?! Lady, you've
got some strange hobbies...
**[10:08] ---**
Now I see! They must be here to cheer
me on in my final battle against the Prince!
**[10:13] ---**
Oh, what a heartening sight this is!
**[10:15] ---**
Hey! I'm down here!
Can you see me, everyone?!
**[10:32] ---**
This isn't right.
**[10:33] ---**
What isn't?
**[10:35] ---**
Humans have stumbled
their way into the Netherworld
**[10:37] ---**
every now and again over the years.
**[10:40] ---**
But *this*...
**[10:40] ---**
They're deliberately creating a
rift in the fabric of space itself!
**[10:47] ---**
Are humans really capable of doing that?
**[10:51] ---**
It sure looks that way.
**[10:53] ---**
You did this?!
**[10:54] ---**
No! I couldn't possibly
have called them here!
**[10:57] ---**
But surely they are here
to assist the Defender of--
**[11:23] ---**
Why?! I don't understand!
They're not here to cheer me on?!
**[11:27] ---**
You fool! This is an all-out invasion
of the Netherworld by you humans!
**[11:32] ---**
An invasion...?
**[11:33] ---**
Humanity would never
do such a terrible thing!
**[11:37] ---**
No, Gordon. What he says is true.
**[11:41] ---**
This was all planned by my father
for the good of Earth.
**[11:45] ---**
Your father? But you
told me that your parents
**[11:47] ---**
both passed away
when you were a little girl!
**[11:50] ---**
Her foster father is Supreme Commander
Carter of the Earth Defense Force!
**[11:58] ---**
Wait, you're--!
**[12:05] ---**
"Disgaea"
**[12:08] ---**
"Disgaea"
**[12:20] ---**
Wait, you're--!
**[12:21] ---**
It's been a long time, Gordon!
**[12:24] ---**
Kurtis, Defender of Earth, has arrived!
**[12:27] ---**
Oh, wow! Now the hero's
archrival has appeared!
**[12:31] ---**
Flonne, you're *way* too into this.
**[12:51] ---**
So, foul demons, I see that
you're not putting up a fight at all!
**[12:55] ---**
But that is good news for us.
The Netherworld will belong to humanity.
**[12:59] ---**
This is the only way to save Earth!
**[13:03] ---**
Commander! Someone is
closing in on us at high speed!
**[13:07] ---**
Ignore it! It's not as if these
demons can do anything to stop us!
**[13:10] ---**
After all, this grand armada of ours
is made up of two million ships!
**[13:14] ---**
Flying object detected on scopes!
Transferring to main screen!
**[13:19] ---**
What a fool! What can one
lowly demon do against us?!
**[13:23] ---**
All right, you stupid human weaklings!
**[13:26] ---**
It's time for you to learn the hard
way the terror that is the Overlord!
**[13:36] ---**
126th Fleet destroyed!
**[13:38] ---**
The *Olympus*, flagship of the 412th Fleet,
has been destroyed!
**[13:42] ---**
Receiving a transmission from the
15th Fleet! "Unable to fight!" I repeat--
**[13:46] ---**
Impossible!
**[13:47] ---**
One lone demon is making mincemeat
out of our two million ship space armada?!
**[13:53] ---**
I can't believe it!
**[13:55] ---**
Why do you not use the weapon
which I entrusted to you?
**[13:59] ---**
Humanity will secure their
future with their own two hands!
**[14:04] ---**
I appreciate all that you have done for us.
**[14:07] ---**
Nevertheless, this battle is between
us humans and the Netherworld.
**[14:11] ---**
Goodness, you've become
an idealist at this late date?
**[14:14] ---**
I'm just--
**[14:15] ---**
87th and 89th Fleets report severe damage!
**[14:18] ---**
The 101st Fleet is
completely dead in space, too!
**[14:25] ---**
This is great! It's like we're watching a
final throwdown between two lifelong rivals!
**[14:29] ---**
Flonne, you are *way* too happy about this!
**[14:37] ---**
Gordon, hang in there!
**[14:40] ---**
I don't understand...
Why are you doing this, Kurtis?
**[14:50] ---**
A buffoon like you has no need to know.
**[14:52] ---**
Thursday, do it.
**[14:54] ---**
Roger.
**[15:02] ---**
Let go of me, damn it!
**[15:04] ---**
Please put us down!
**[15:06] ---**
This won't hold me!
**[15:09] ---**
Etna!
**[15:11] ---**
I suggest that you refrain
from trying anything foolish.
**[15:15] ---**
Stop this, Thursday!
**[15:16] ---**
You *still* haven't caught on?
You've been used.
**[15:20] ---**
What?!
**[15:27] ---**
Now then, Princess.
The Supreme Commander awaits.
**[15:30] ---**
Father is waiting?
**[15:31] ---**
The Commander ordered me to come
here and rescue you and you alone.
**[15:35] ---**
You see, we can't attack the
Overlord's Castle with you here.
**[15:39] ---**
No! I'm not going anywhere!
I'm staying here with Gordon!
**[15:44] ---**
We should never have
gone through with this!
**[15:46] ---**
Even you would understand that if you
saw the demons' world for yourself, Kurtis!
**[15:51] ---**
The Netherworld has its own daily rhythms.
**[15:54] ---**
The demons try to live as
best they can, just like we do!
**[15:58] ---**
We have no right to
take that away from them!
**[16:00] ---**
Now, now, this disobedience won't do at all.
**[16:02] ---**
I *could* finish Gordon
off right here if you like.
**[16:05] ---**
The man calls himself the Defender of Earth,
**[16:07] ---**
but he can't even deal
with the Overlord by himself.
**[16:11] ---**
Jennifer...! Don't give in to his threats!
**[16:15] ---**
Justice always triumphs in the end!
**[16:17] ---**
Oh, shut up!
**[16:18] ---**
How can you treat a
defenseless person like that?!
**[16:20] ---**
I'm warning you,
you're really starting to piss me off!
**[16:24] ---**
I'll go with you.
**[16:25] ---**
Good girl.
**[16:26] ---**
Jennifer!
**[16:27] ---**
Jennifer, don't do it! Don't do
anything that goes against your beliefs!
**[16:31] ---**
Remember, you're the partner
of the Defender of Earth!
**[16:35] ---**
Maybe I spent too long by your side.
**[16:40] ---**
I'm the one who deserves to be punished.
**[16:46] ---**
Jennifer...
**[16:49] ---**
Jennifer!
**[16:55] ---**
That big one is going down next!
**[16:57] ---**
Demon closing in!
**[16:58] ---**
Fire! Fire! Fire! Fire everything you've got!
**[17:02] ---**
Shoot down that demon!
**[17:19] ---**
Who are you?
**[17:21] ---**
Kurtis, Defender of Earth.
**[17:24] ---**
You're one of those "Defenders," too, huh?
**[17:25] ---**
Careful, now!
These two are your friends, right?!
**[17:29] ---**
You don't want anything
unpleasant to happen to them, do you?
**[17:31] ---**
Highness!
**[17:32] ---**
Laharl!
**[17:34] ---**
What are you two doing?
**[17:37] ---**
Being held prisoner, duh!
**[17:38] ---**
Be careful! This man is really, really tough!
**[17:42] ---**
He's Mr. Gordon's rival!
**[17:45] ---**
That's a human for you.
**[17:46] ---**
You have potential, trying to
threaten me by taking hostages.
**[17:51] ---**
But taking hostages won't work with me!
**[17:54] ---**
Laharl, you're joking!
**[17:56] ---**
Yeah, I guess that trying to strong-arm
the Prince by taking hostages
**[18:00] ---**
would only make him happy, wouldn't it?
**[18:02] ---**
You don't say? In that case,
I'll just have to give *this* a try!
**[18:17] ---**
It's resonating?
**[18:20] ---**
Fire!
**[18:23] ---**
Highness!
**[18:24] ---**
Laharl!
**[18:25] ---**
Most impressive... We should
have used this in the first place.
**[18:30] ---**
It has a devastating
effect on demons, all right!
**[18:33] ---**
Now I get it... This is exactly
the same as when I tried to hold--
**[18:38] ---**
Flonne, don't tell me that that
beam just now uses Celestian--
**[18:43] ---**
But why...?
**[18:48] ---**
You're still standing, eh?
**[18:50] ---**
Of course I am. Who do you think I am?
**[18:54] ---**
I'm the mighty Overlord Laharl!
**[18:56] ---**
The Netherworld will
fall under human control.
**[18:59] ---**
Thursday here
**[19:00] ---**
has been relaying information about
the various places he's been,
**[19:03] ---**
providing us with data on the Netherworld,
which we previously knew nothing about.
**[19:07] ---**
Beep beep blip beep.
**[19:08] ---**
Gee, keep up the good work.
**[19:10] ---**
What's more, Thursday had a top-secret
mission to set up a system of devices
**[19:14] ---**
that would open a dimensional rift which
would allow us to enter the Netherworld.
**[19:19] ---**
Needless to say, that project was carried
out by Jennifer, Thursday's inventor,
**[19:22] ---**
under the orders of her father,
Supreme Commander Carter.
**[19:28] ---**
You're back, Jennifer!
**[19:31] ---**
Father...
**[19:32] ---**
That sounds really impressive, all right,
**[19:35] ---**
but your little scheme was
actually pretty pedestrian.
**[19:38] ---**
So Mr. Gordon was--
**[19:40] ---**
He was kept in the dark about it.
**[19:42] ---**
We needed a clueless scapegoat
to keep you people distracted.
**[19:47] ---**
You're the clueless one here.
**[19:50] ---**
You make it sound like
you did all this yourselves,
**[19:52] ---**
but you humans had help setting
up this invasion, didn't you?
**[19:56] ---**
Chew on this.
**[19:59] ---**
Highness!
**[20:00] ---**
Laharl!
**[20:18] ---**
That hurt!
**[20:19] ---**
Hey, go easy on the merchandise, pal!
**[20:21] ---**
Silence, demon!
**[20:23] ---**
Why, you little--
**[20:27] ---**
Etna!
**[20:28] ---**
Damn it, that hurt!
**[20:31] ---**
Jennifer...
**[20:33] ---**
I'm sorry that I got you
two involved in all this...
**[20:36] ---**
Jennifer, you have to tell me!
**[20:38] ---**
As a Celestian, there's
something that I have to know!
**[20:44] ---**
I don't think we have any
further need for the hostages.
**[20:47] ---**
They still have some
value as bargaining chips.
**[20:50] ---**
They do, eh? In that case,
I'll leave them to you.
**[20:55] ---**
Gentlemen, the Overlord has fallen!
Now for the final blow!
**[21:00] ---**
We'll burn the Netherworld to the ground
and remake it into a world fit for humans!
**[21:04] ---**
Prepare to fire Astro Particle Cannon!
**[21:07] ---**
Prepare to fire Astro Particle Cannon!
**[21:40] ---**
Oh, it's you?
**[21:41] ---**
Please, I need your help!
**[21:43] ---**
Oh, so a human wants to make
a deal with this devil, huh?
**[21:48] ---**
Call it what you will!
**[21:49] ---**
For the sake of those tears in
Jennifer's eyes, I have to go after her!
**[21:54] ---**
Go if you want.
**[21:56] ---**
But...
**[22:01] ---**
Those bastards have gone
and made me *really* angry!
**[22:06] ---**
Energy charge in progress. 100... 200...
**[22:10] ---**
Safety locks disengaged!
**[22:11] ---**
Engage anti-flash defenses!
**[22:13] ---**
Firing preparations complete!
**[22:14] ---**
Open fire!
**[22:15] ---**
Fire!
**[22:26] ---**
"To Be Continued"
**[22:44] ---**
*If people ever notice the cycle of time on
this world where blue skies come and go,*
**[22:52] ---**
*something's bound to happen when
people with different outlooks get together.*
**[23:00] ---**
*Will we be buried by our desires?
Will love come and save the day?*
**[23:08] ---**
*Either way, it doesn't matter to me.
I'm gonna do as I please.*
**[23:15] ---**
*Light and shadow, egoists for whom
everything in the world has meaning,*
**[23:23] ---**
*every little fragment lives his life
with the balance on their shoulders.*
**[23:31] ---**
*Doing whatever we want,
having it exactly the way we want it.*
**[23:39] ---**
*Right now, under the same sky,*
**[23:43] ---**
*light and shadow repeat again and again.*
**[23:48] ---**
*Chain react*
**[23:59] ---**
*The terrible Gordon, Defender of Earth,
launches a sudden attack on the Netherworld!*
**[24:04] ---**
*Don't be so melodramatic.*
**[24:06] ---**
*Rising up to defend the Netherworld
as it bears the brunt*
**[24:07] ---**
*of the humans' cruel atrocities*
**[24:09] ---**
*is Etna, the babe messiah!*
**[24:11] ---**
*Rise up and fight, Etna!
The Netherworld has been waiting for you!*
**[24:15] ---**
*Nobody's waiting for you, lady.*
**[24:17] ---**
*Next time on Disgaea!
"The Defender of Tomorrow is You!"*
**[24:21] ---**
*Who do you mean?*
**[24:22] ---**
*Well, like it says, it's "you"!*
**[24:23] ---**
"Next Time:
The Defender of Tomorrow is You!"
**[24:23] ---**
*Oh, it's me?*
# 10 - The Defender of Tomorrow is You!
Source: [Crunchyroll](https://www.crunchyroll.com/series/GY0XXX2P6/disgaea)
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**[00:09] ---**
"Disgaea"
**[00:13] ---**
*Ai no tameiki ni shibarareteru mitai.*
**[00:19] ---**
*Donna jumon de mo hodokenai no yo.*
**[00:26] ---**
*Urei wo hisometa shizuka na hitomi ga*
**[00:31] ---**
*yokei ni kokoro kakimidashiteku.*
**[00:39] ---**
*Sunao ja nai watashi yori motto*
**[00:45] ---**
*sunao ja nai anata ga itoshii.*
**[00:51] ---**
*Anata ga ii no, akuma de mo ii.*
**[00:58] ---**
*Ah, ima meguriaeta kiseki.*
**[01:04] ---**
*Kienai kizu mo, fukai karuma mo.*
**[01:11] ---**
*Ah aishitageru,*
**[01:14] ---**
*doko ni ite mo nando demo.*
**[01:22] ---**
*Aishitageru.*
**[01:34] ---**
Fire Astro Particle Cannon!
**[01:59] ---**
Impossible, he shattered the
Astro Particle Cannon's beam!
**[02:08] ---**
Now I'm going to teach you what
happens when you anger me, humans!
**[02:12] ---**
Just a minute, Prince! I'm coming, too!
**[02:20] ---**
Wait for me, Jennifer!
**[02:23] ---**
"The Defender of Tomorrow is You!"
**[02:29] ---**
Wow, they're really going at it out there.
**[02:32] ---**
Jennifer, please tell me
everything that you know.
**[02:37] ---**
The Earth Defense Force
was originally founded
**[02:41] ---**
with the simple goal of saving humanity.
**[02:44] ---**
As you all know, Earth is
faced with a terrible crisis!
**[02:49] ---**
Explosive population growth!
Skyrocketing violent crime!
**[02:53] ---**
The destruction of the environment!
Severe food shortages!
**[02:57] ---**
If something is not done,
humanity will likely perish!
**[03:00] ---**
Our mission is to save the human race!
**[03:04] ---**
We formulated a plan in which
humanity would migrate into space.
**[03:09] ---**
But then...
**[03:11] ---**
We don't need to go to all that trouble.
**[03:14] ---**
All we need to do is
take over the Netherworld.
**[03:16] ---**
What?! The Netherworld?!
**[03:18] ---**
If we can invade the Netherworld
and exterminate the demons,
**[03:21] ---**
we'll be killing two birds with one stone.
**[03:22] ---**
Don't you agree?
**[03:25] ---**
Wow, your old man is more
demonic than any demon I know.
**[03:29] ---**
Why did your father suddenly change plans?
**[03:32] ---**
I honestly don't know.
**[03:34] ---**
*Celestia has to be involved
in this somehow...*
**[03:38] ---**
Jennifer, the Commander wishes to see you.
**[03:41] ---**
Jennifer...
**[03:44] ---**
I'll make my father see that this
isn't the right way to save humanity.
**[03:52] ---**
Jennifer!
**[04:07] ---**
Those are the "you-know-whats"
that you talked about earlier!
**[04:10] ---**
Don't thank me yet! Let's get moving!
**[04:17] ---**
Man, this ship is huge!
How much farther to the exit?
**[04:30] ---**
Flonne?
**[04:35] ---**
Hey, what are you doing?
**[04:39] ---**
Where do you think you're going?
**[04:42] ---**
Aw, that's not fair!
**[04:44] ---**
Don't change the subject.
**[04:46] ---**
Anyway, I have to go up here and see what's--
**[04:49] ---**
Hold it!
**[04:51] ---**
Keep climbing! That's it, nice and slow...
**[05:01] ---**
I said freeze!
Take one step, and we'll open fire!
**[05:03] ---**
Fine, fine, we're freezing!
**[05:05] ---**
Please let me through! There's something
that I have to make sure of!
**[05:12] ---**
I have brought her, sir.
**[05:14] ---**
Well done.
**[05:16] ---**
Father, there is something
that I need to discuss with you.
**[05:18] ---**
It can wait until later.
**[05:20] ---**
For now, you should watch over how our
forces are comporting themselves in battle.
**[05:23] ---**
After all, you will be the next Supreme
Commander of the Earth Defense Force.
**[05:30] ---**
If this is what it means to be
Supreme Commander, I want no part of it.
**[05:33] ---**
What was that?
**[05:35] ---**
I'm saying that I don't want
to become like you, Father!
**[05:38] ---**
Jennifer!
**[05:39] ---**
It's wrong to think that we're
justified in doing anything so long
**[05:42] ---**
as it saves humanity, Father!
**[05:45] ---**
All right, I understand. There's no
need to get so emotional about it.
**[05:48] ---**
You just want me to hear you out, right?
**[05:53] ---**
Let's talk about this outside.
**[05:57] ---**
Just as I thought, even a man like
you can be swayed by your daughter.
**[06:06] ---**
I still have one last job for
Jennifer to carry out for me.
**[06:17] ---**
Etna...
**[06:20] ---**
Prinny Squad! C'mon!
**[06:31] ---**
What's with all these penguins?!
**[06:34] ---**
They aren't penguins, they're Prinnies!
**[06:36] ---**
I'm touched that they'd
come all this way for us!
**[06:44] ---**
Listen up, you bums! We're gonna
smash this place 'til there's nothing left!
**[06:48] ---**
Aye aye, dood!
**[06:50] ---**
I knew it...
**[07:03] ---**
Father... What happened to me?
**[07:08] ---**
You passed out all of a sudden.
You must be exhausted.
**[07:11] ---**
You should rest for a while.
**[07:19] ---**
That's a--
**[07:20] ---**
That's my daughter.
You recognized what this is right away.
**[07:25] ---**
No, stop!
**[07:27] ---**
Let me go!
**[07:30] ---**
Please! Stop using me as your pawn!
**[07:35] ---**
Father!
**[07:40] ---**
Angel Cannon power at 120%.
**[07:43] ---**
Ready to fire!
**[07:45] ---**
Two bogies closing in from dead ahead!
**[07:47] ---**
So, you want another taste
of that beam, do you, demon?
**[07:53] ---**
We're the Prinny Squad, doods!
**[07:55] ---**
Don't mind us, doods!
**[07:59] ---**
"Prinny Squad"?
**[08:05] ---**
That's the way! Destroy anything
you can get your flippers on!
**[08:08] ---**
Destroy everything, eh?
Thursday, finish these things!
**[08:12] ---**
Roger! Changing to Robo Attack!
**[08:26] ---**
Where's Jennifer?
**[08:33] ---**
Highness!
**[08:34] ---**
Laharl! Mr. Gordon!
**[08:37] ---**
I'm surprised to see you.
**[08:39] ---**
Where's Jennifer?!
**[08:41] ---**
The Commander is busy
modifying her at the moment.
**[08:43] ---**
Modifying her?!
**[08:45] ---**
"Modifying"?
**[08:51] ---**
This I've gotta see!
**[08:53] ---**
I'm kinda morbidly
curious about this myself...
**[09:01] ---**
What do you mean, the Commander
is modifying Jennifer?!
**[09:04] ---**
Come now, it's hardly unheard-of these days.
**[09:08] ---**
Kurtis, your arm...
**[09:10] ---**
And now he's revealed that he's a cyborg!
**[09:12] ---**
Flonne, you've got *way* too many interests.
**[09:15] ---**
In other words, she'll
geek out over anything.
**[09:17] ---**
It happened in that incident five
years ago. I lost everything that day.
**[09:22] ---**
Geez, they've started
reminiscing about the old days...
**[09:25] ---**
Should we blindside him
while he's distracted?
**[09:27] ---**
Shh! We have to hear him out!
**[09:30] ---**
A rival is always burdened with
some tragic incident in the past!
**[09:35] ---**
It happened five years ago this very day.
**[09:37] ---**
A radical group opposed to
space research carried out
**[09:41] ---**
a bombing attack on the
World Space Research Institute today!
**[09:44] ---**
The death toll has reached 350 so far, and--
**[09:53] ---**
I lost my wife and daughter in that attack,
and 70% of my body was mechanized.
**[10:01] ---**
I had no idea! Your family was
among the victims of that bombing?!
**[10:10] ---**
What good is the Defender of Earth if he
can't save the lives of innocent people?
**[10:14] ---**
A true Defender of Earth would stop at
nothing to save as many people as he could!
**[10:25] ---**
You're wrong!
**[10:27] ---**
Invading the Netherworld might
save humanity, I'll give you that.
**[10:30] ---**
But doing so will cost countless lives!
Is that what you want?
**[10:35] ---**
Do you really think that
that's what's best for humanity?
**[10:38] ---**
It's naive thinking like
that that cost me my family!
**[10:45] ---**
I swore an oath that day that if the
Defender of Earth couldn't do his job...
**[10:53] ---**
...then I would defeat him and
become the *true* Defender of Earth!
**[10:58] ---**
That is the only path that's left to me now!
**[11:03] ---**
You mustn't!
**[11:09] ---**
You don't care if you create more
innocent victims like your wife and daughter?
**[11:13] ---**
What?
**[11:14] ---**
Demons have families, too!
**[11:17] ---**
It's wrong to think that anything is
justified if it might save humanity!
**[11:21] ---**
Not when you should know the pain of
losing a loved one better than anyone!
**[11:27] ---**
She's right! Seeing what you've become,
**[11:29] ---**
what would your wife and daughter
think of you up in heaven?
**[11:32] ---**
Shut up! Shut up!
**[11:38] ---**
Kurtis!
**[11:41] ---**
Dood, sabotage activities
have been completed!
**[11:44] ---**
Kurtis!
**[11:49] ---**
Don't come complaining to me
when Flonne gives you an earful
**[11:52] ---**
for sneaking out in the middle
of that guy's speech, Highness.
**[11:55] ---**
We don't have time to hang around
and listen to those two reminisce.
**[11:57] ---**
The first order of business is to
take down that uppity bastard.
**[12:00] ---**
Yessir...
**[12:02] ---**
Kurtis!
**[12:05] ---**
Kurtis! Hurry! This way!
**[12:13] ---**
Forget about me... Get going!
**[12:15] ---**
But I can't...
**[12:16] ---**
Jennifer is in ♪13 medical room.
If you go now, you might get there in time!
**[12:22] ---**
Kurtis!
**[12:23] ---**
Get going, Defender of Earth!
**[12:29] ---**
You should hurry, too.
**[12:30] ---**
But...
**[12:32] ---**
If you go, you might find the
answers that you're looking for.
**[12:36] ---**
But I can't--
**[12:38] ---**
Hey, wait! Put me down!
**[12:49] ---**
"Disgaea"
**[12:52] ---**
"Disgaea"
**[13:04] ---**
Give Jennifer back to me!
**[13:05] ---**
Very well, if you insist. Jennifer!
**[13:10] ---**
What in the world?!
**[13:16] ---**
Come on, you call *this* "modified"?
**[13:18] ---**
All he did was stick some
weird doohickey on her head.
**[13:22] ---**
I was expecting to see
something more amazing, too...
**[13:25] ---**
You three don't seem to understand
just how amazing this device really is.
**[13:28] ---**
Isn't that right, Jennifer?
**[13:29] ---**
Yes, Father.
**[13:32] ---**
Is it just me, or she acting kinda funny?
**[13:34] ---**
It's mind control!
**[13:36] ---**
Mind control?
**[13:39] ---**
He's using that device
to control Jennifer's mind.
**[13:43] ---**
Go, Jennifer! Kill them!
**[13:46] ---**
Yes, Father.
**[13:49] ---**
As the sidekick of the
Defender of Earth, you must--
**[13:55] ---**
Listen to what your heart is telling you!
**[13:57] ---**
What is right?!
What you ought to believe in?!
**[14:00] ---**
And what you ought to do right now!
**[14:03] ---**
What she ought to do? *You* are the
one who doesn't understand, Gordon.
**[14:09] ---**
To execute our Netherworld Invasion Project,
what we needed more than anything
**[14:12] ---**
was for someone to scout ahead
and investigate the Netherworld.
**[14:16] ---**
And you fulfilled that
role beautifully. Well done.
**[14:21] ---**
Now, Jennifer, put him out of his misery.
**[14:24] ---**
Yes, Father.
**[14:29] ---**
Oh, no! Gordon's in trouble!
**[14:31] ---**
I swear, that bozo can't do anything right!
**[14:34] ---**
Don't interfere! This is something
that he has to do himself!
**[14:37] ---**
What a sorry sight this is, Gordon!
**[14:42] ---**
What happened to that true spirit of a
defender that you showed me on the bridge?
**[14:45] ---**
And now we're at the climax of the battle!
**[14:48] ---**
You traitor! How dare you interfere?!
**[14:52] ---**
Get down, everyone!
**[15:03] ---**
Kurtis?!
**[15:13] ---**
*Gordon, I wanted to be a true
Defender of Earth, just like you...*
**[15:23] ---**
Kurtis!
**[15:27] ---**
Kurtis?
**[15:29] ---**
Kurtis... You will be forever known
as the 38th Defender of Earth!
**[15:34] ---**
Kurtis...! He's dead because of me!
**[15:39] ---**
Hey, she's back to normal!
**[15:41] ---**
Shh! Don't talk during a touching moment!
**[15:43] ---**
You know,
**[15:45] ---**
this almost makes it look like they're
the stars of the show all of a sudden.
**[15:47] ---**
Are you okay with that?
**[15:49] ---**
They can have the spotlight this one time.
**[15:51] ---**
It's always so sad when the rival
lays down his life, isn't it?
**[15:55] ---**
Hey, where'd the old dude
with the mustache go?
**[16:01] ---**
You don't know when to
give up, do you, Father?
**[16:05] ---**
Stand aside, Jennifer!
Or have you forgotten who raised you?
**[16:10] ---**
I always had faith in
you. I even loved you...
**[16:14] ---**
But your only goal was to
use me for your own ends!
**[16:18] ---**
You've lost the right to
be called father by me!
**[16:20] ---**
Give yourself up, Carter!
**[16:31] ---**
Now this is what I call divine protection!
**[16:35] ---**
Why have the Celestial
hosts come to protect him?
**[16:43] ---**
What in the world is going on?!
**[16:45] ---**
That clinches it, Celestia is definitely
working in cahoots with the human world.
**[16:49] ---**
It can't be...!
**[16:50] ---**
Prepare to die, demons!
**[16:55] ---**
Berry Barrier Balidaire!
**[17:07] ---**
What have I done?
**[17:08] ---**
You people must have a
death wish to dare to attack me!
**[17:22] ---**
You have to believe me! I'm innocent!
**[17:25] ---**
I don't care how advanced
human science and technology is.
**[17:28] ---**
You shouldn't have been able to
come in here as easily as you did
**[17:30] ---**
without help from someone
who's familiar with the Netherworld.
**[17:33] ---**
Answer me, human.
Who's pulling your strings?
**[17:36] ---**
It's...
**[17:38] ---**
Spill it!
**[17:38] ---**
I-It's a man who had white wings!
**[17:42] ---**
White wings?
**[17:46] ---**
I knew it, Celestia is behind this.
**[17:48] ---**
He told me that if Celestia and the human
world joined forces to wipe out the demons,
**[17:51] ---**
the safety of the human
race would be assured!
**[17:54] ---**
Sounds like a big, fat lie to me.
**[17:57] ---**
I was only trying to protect--
**[17:59] ---**
Mr. Carter, there's something
that I want to ask you.
**[18:02] ---**
Like what?
**[18:04] ---**
Prinny!
**[18:05] ---**
Here you go...
**[18:11] ---**
Did you get this from the same man?
**[18:13] ---**
That's right. He said
that if we used its energy,
**[18:17] ---**
it would have a devastating
effect on any demon.
**[18:20] ---**
He did?
**[18:22] ---**
It's no wonder that this
knocked you for a loop, Highness.
**[18:25] ---**
This is the same kind of
stone as Flonne's necklace!
**[18:36] ---**
How could I have been so careless?!
**[18:44] ---**
Sooner or later, the
Netherworld will be ours.
**[18:46] ---**
What a fool you are...
**[18:48] ---**
W-Who's there?!
**[18:49] ---**
You aren't capable of saving the Earth.
**[18:52] ---**
How can you expect to save anyone else
when you can't even save your own daughter?
**[19:01] ---**
That ought to do the trick!
**[19:06] ---**
What did he mean by that?
**[19:08] ---**
Was it that angel who said that?
Have I been betrayed?
**[19:19] ---**
Surely fate's hand is at work here!
**[19:21] ---**
Let's agree to a noninterference
treaty between our two peoples!
**[19:25] ---**
Very well.
**[19:28] ---**
I'm glad we met you, everyone. Take care.
**[19:31] ---**
--Goodbye. Goodbye.
**[19:32] ---**
--Goodbye!
**[19:34] ---**
Hey, why aren't you going
home in this behemoth?
**[19:37] ---**
We have no more use for it.
Feel free to use it for yourselves!
**[19:41] ---**
I don't need--
**[19:41] ---**
You really mean it?!
**[19:43] ---**
I've always wanted one of these!
Thank you so much!
**[19:46] ---**
What're you gonna do with a spaceship?
**[19:47] ---**
This is goodbye, my friends!
Now, take off for Earth!
**[19:55] ---**
Goodbye!
**[19:57] ---**
This means that the human world
effectively belongs to me, too.
**[20:01] ---**
Way to go, Highness! Is that what you
were after when you agreed to that treaty?
**[20:05] ---**
You sly devil, you!
**[20:06] ---**
Don't go overboard with the compliments.
**[20:11] ---**
I'm leaving, too. For Celestia.
**[20:13] ---**
Huh? How come?
**[20:15] ---**
Something is happening in Celestia.
**[20:17] ---**
That's the only conclusion
that I can come to.
**[20:20] ---**
I think I'll be able to find some
answers if I go to see Seraph Lamington.
**[20:25] ---**
Laharl, Etna, I really appreciate
everything that you've done for me.
**[20:31] ---**
Thank you very much.
**[20:33] ---**
Flonne?
**[20:35] ---**
Take care, you two.
**[20:39] ---**
Are you sure you want to let
Flonne go all by herself?
**[20:44] ---**
Hold it! I'm coming, too.
**[20:47] ---**
I knew it, you were worried about her!
**[20:49] ---**
You stinker!
**[20:51] ---**
As if!
**[20:52] ---**
This is the perfect opportunity
for me to take over Celestia!
**[20:55] ---**
--To take over Celestia?!
**[20:55] ---**
--To take over Celestia?!
**[20:58] ---**
I've taken control of the Netherworld.
**[21:00] ---**
For all intents and purposes,
the human world now belongs to me, too.
**[21:04] ---**
All that's left is Celestia,
and thanks to what happened today,
**[21:06] ---**
I now have the means to
invade *them* fair and square!
**[21:09] ---**
It's only a matter of time before
Celestia falls into my clutches, too!
**[21:15] ---**
What a Prince-ish thing to say. Right?
**[21:17] ---**
It sure is. That's Laharl all over.
**[21:20] ---**
Hey! How come I'm the one who
has to pilot this stupid thing?!
**[21:24] ---**
Are we ready to set sail, everyone?
**[21:26] ---**
All right, set course for Celestia! Take off!
**[21:43] ---**
If I don't do something,
they'll ruin all my plans...
**[21:53] ---**
You have done enough.
**[21:56] ---**
Seraph Lamington!
**[21:59] ---**
You have served me well, Vulcanus.
**[22:11] ---**
Ow... We're there already?
**[22:14] ---**
No, we're not.
**[22:19] ---**
A red moon?
**[22:44] ---**
*Aoi hiru ga meguru hoshi de
toki no ruupu mezametara,*
**[22:51] ---**
*chigau kokoro motta mono
atsumareba nanika ga okiru yo.*
**[22:59] ---**
*Yokubou de umeru no ka?
Ai wa hito no tame ni ugoko no ka?*
**[23:07] ---**
*Dotchi datte kamawanai yo, suki ni yaru dake.*
**[23:15] ---**
*Hikari to kage kono sekai
de subete ga imi aru egoisuto.*
**[23:23] ---**
*Hitotsu hitotsu no kakera wa
sou baransu wo ninai ikiteru.*
**[23:31] ---**
*Omou no mama, kokoro no mama
ni ima wa onaji sora no shita*
**[23:43] ---**
*hikari to kage wa kurikaesu.*
**[23:47] ---**
*Chain react*
**[23:59] ---**
*The next episode of Disgaea
is chock full of love, Highness!*
**[24:03] ---**
*Stop it, you're grossing me out.*
**[24:05] ---**
*It's inevitable that hot tears of profound
emotion will crawl down your cheek!*
**[24:08] ---**
*Humph! You wish.*
**[24:09] ---**
*You'd better have your hankies
at the ready, everybody!*
**[24:12] ---**
*See, what did I tell you?
Flonne's already turned on the waterworks!*
**[24:16] ---**
*Yikes, seeing her face without
any makeup scares even me...*
**[24:19] ---**
*Next time on Disgaea!
"A Night Lit Up By a Red Moon"!*
**[24:23] ---**
"Next Time: A Night Lit Up By a Red Moon"
**[24:24] ---**
*I'll never admit to love being
anything but worthless. Never!*
# 11 - A Night Lit Up by a Red Moon
Source: [Crunchyroll](https://www.crunchyroll.com/series/GY0XXX2P6/disgaea)
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**[00:09] ---**
"Disgaea"
**[00:13] ---**
*It's like I'm tied up tight
by the sighs of love.*
**[00:19] ---**
*I can't break free no
matter what spell I try.*
**[00:26] ---**
*Tranquil eyes that conceal sorrow behind them*
**[00:31] ---**
*throw my heart into turmoil
more than they ought to.*
**[00:39] ---**
*You mean more to me than I do,*
**[00:45] ---**
*even though we both
refuse to admit to our feelings.*
**[00:51] ---**
*You're the one for me.
I don't care if you're a demon.*
**[00:58] ---**
*Oh, this is a miracle
that I've stumbled upon.*
**[01:04] ---**
*Even these wounds that never fade,
even this profound karma.*
**[01:11] ---**
*Oh, I'll give you my love.*
**[01:14] ---**
*Time and again, no matter where you are.*
**[01:22] ---**
*I'll give you my love.*
**[01:36] ---**
If I don't do something,
they'll ruin all my plans...
**[01:51] ---**
"A Night Lit Up By a Red Moon"
**[02:15] ---**
A red moon...
**[02:18] ---**
Oh, that. It's only natural,
this is Lunar Snowfield.
**[02:26] ---**
Wait a minute. We should have warped
straight to Celestia. Why are we here?
**[02:33] ---**
Do you hear something?
**[02:36] ---**
♪Red moon... ♪
**[02:39] ---**
♪ The red moon will cleanse
the souls of those who have sinned. ♪
**[02:51] ---**
Look at all those Prinnies...
**[02:53] ---**
Where do you suppose such
a huge crowd of them is going?
**[03:07] ---**
Good, just the flunkies I wanted to see.
I can't fight on an empty stomach.
**[03:11] ---**
I want to eat before I go to Celestia.
Prinnies! See to it!
**[03:15] ---**
Um... How can I put this?
Highness, this might not be the best time.
**[03:24] ---**
Hey! You there!
**[03:26] ---**
What's the big idea?! All right, he's fired!
**[03:29] ---**
Next! Get over here, Prinny!
**[03:35] ---**
Wait! Wait, curse you! Where do you think
you're going, defying my orders like that?!
**[03:40] ---**
You mustn't interfere.
**[03:44] ---**
Stand aside!
**[03:45] ---**
Please, let them go.
They have atoned for their sins.
**[03:50] ---**
What are you talking
about, you stupid Prinny?
**[03:52] ---**
All that we can do is pray that
their next life will be a happy one.
**[04:02] ---**
Who do you think you are?!
**[04:04] ---**
You forget that you're my vassal!
Never tell me what to do again!
**[04:08] ---**
Highness!
**[04:14] ---**
Excuse me...
**[04:15] ---**
Yes?
**[04:16] ---**
Um, you seem different
from the other Prinnies.
**[04:21] ---**
Wha--? Uh, I have no idea
what you might be talking about.
**[04:27] ---**
Well, there's the way
you were praying just now,
**[04:29] ---**
not to mention the way that you talk...
**[04:31] ---**
Could you be--
**[04:32] ---**
I-I have no idea what you mean.
Dood. I'm just like the others, dood!
**[04:48] ---**
I understand. You must have
your reasons for keeping quiet.
**[04:52] ---**
Let's say that I was thinking out loud.
Thank you very much.
**[04:59] ---**
Flonne...
**[05:01] ---**
The Prince seems to have changed a
little in the time since you arrived here.
**[05:05] ---**
Really? Do you really think so?
**[05:09] ---**
Yes, I do.
**[05:10] ---**
Oh, thank goodness! Hearing you
say that makes me so happy, Prinny!
**[05:15] ---**
I couldn't be sure, because people have
always told me that I make assumptions,
**[05:19] ---**
or that I only see things the
way that I want to see them.
**[05:23] ---**
But if you see a change in him, too,
**[05:25] ---**
then maybe love really has
started to blossom in Laharl's heart!
**[05:30] ---**
Let's overlook his little tantrum just now...
**[05:33] ---**
This makes me so happy!
Love really is amazing, isn't it?
**[05:38] ---**
Yes, it truly is... Dood!
**[05:47] ---**
Who does that impudent Prinny think it is?
**[05:49] ---**
Highness!
**[05:51] ---**
Now, now, they'll all
come back in a few days,
**[05:55] ---**
so don't get bent out of shape, okay?
**[05:57] ---**
A few days? Where have
all the Prinnies gone, then?
**[06:00] ---**
They made a break for it, that's all.
It's 'cause you treat them so badly.
**[06:05] ---**
I'm kidding!
**[06:06] ---**
I've had about enough of your lip, Etna!
You'd better "make a break for it," too!
**[06:19] ---**
Laharl!
**[06:21] ---**
Now *you're* here to give me
some backtalk? What do you want?
**[06:24] ---**
You can be very
inconsiderate sometimes, Laharl!
**[06:27] ---**
People's feelings are very delicate.
The tiniest little things can hurt them.
**[06:34] ---**
You should treat everyone with
more kindness, and with more love!
**[06:38] ---**
Never say the word "love" in front of me!
**[06:41] ---**
Don't lecture me like you
know what you're talking about!
**[06:43] ---**
I'm never speaking to you again!
**[06:51] ---**
Looks like you made him even angrier.
**[06:54] ---**
I don't understand... Why do you
suppose Laharl is so worked up?
**[07:00] ---**
I spoke my mind to him because I
thought that love towards others
**[07:03] ---**
0ad taken root in him.
**[07:05] ---**
Why did he get so mad?
**[07:07] ---**
All us demons are like that.
**[07:10] ---**
Look, Flonne, I think you've got
some strange expectations about us.
**[07:13] ---**
Maybe you're being a little unrealistic
to hope to find love in a demon.
**[07:17] ---**
But just now, that...
**[07:19] ---**
This makes me so happy!
Love really is amazing, isn't it?
**[07:24] ---**
Yes, it truly is... Dood!
**[07:28] ---**
"Just now"?
**[07:29] ---**
N-Nothing happened at all, dood!
**[07:32] ---**
"Dood"?
**[07:34] ---**
Now I'm saying it!
**[07:35] ---**
Um, uh... That is, I...
**[07:38] ---**
Well, the Prince might be a special case.
**[07:41] ---**
Special case?
**[07:42] ---**
Yeah. The Prince's mother, in other words,
the woman who used to be our Queen,
**[07:48] ---**
was a bit of an oddball herself.
**[07:50] ---**
At the drop of a hat, she'd start rambling
on and on about stuff like love and kindness.
**[07:54] ---**
Huh? But there's
nothing strange about that.
**[07:57] ---**
On the contrary, I'd say
it's completely normal.
**[07:59] ---**
I didn't have anything against the Queen,
**[08:01] ---**
but I guess it's to be expected,
her being human and all.
**[08:04] ---**
Human? You mean
Laharl's mother was a human?
**[08:08] ---**
Yeah. She'd been kidnapped
by some demon or other,
**[08:11] ---**
and along came Overlord Krichevskoy
to rescue her from his clutches.
**[08:19] ---**
It was love at first sight for the Overlord.
**[08:22] ---**
The happy couple got married,
and the result is our feisty Prince.
**[08:30] ---**
You're kidding! That's what happened?!
**[08:33] ---**
Her Majesty would always say,
"Demons feel love, too."
**[08:37] ---**
It was like her catchphrase or something.
**[08:39] ---**
She said that she wanted the Prince
to grow up to be a kindhearted demon,
**[08:42] ---**
so whenever he did something
bad or hurt someone, she'd go,
**[08:46] ---**
"Demons feel love, too, Laharl."
**[08:49] ---**
"Everyone has a heart,
and that heart is very delicate."
**[08:52] ---**
"It can be hurt by the
slightest little thing."
**[08:55] ---**
"That's why I want you to treat
everyone with kindness and love."
**[08:59] ---**
It was like that.
**[09:00] ---**
What a wonderful way
to teach him about love!
**[09:03] ---**
But you know, it kinda
reminds me of what I said to him...
**[09:07] ---**
You know, maybe you remind
him of the Queen, Flonne.
**[09:11] ---**
But if Laharl was raised
by such a wonderful mother,
**[09:15] ---**
why did he turn out the way he did?
**[09:18] ---**
His mother died.
**[09:21] ---**
A long time ago, the Prince
came down with a disease
**[09:24] ---**
that not even the
Overlord's power could cure.
**[09:28] ---**
There was only one thing that
could save the Prince's life.
**[09:32] ---**
Which was?
**[09:33] ---**
The life of someone who loved him.
**[09:36] ---**
Are you saying that she--
**[09:37] ---**
The Overlord begged her not to, but she
gave up her own life to save the Prince's.
**[09:48] ---**
I think that's when it started.
**[09:50] ---**
That's when he started
to hate love and kindness.
**[09:54] ---**
Oh, no... So are you saying that
as long as that hatred remains,
**[09:57] ---**
Laharl will have to go through
life with his heart closed to love?
**[10:03] ---**
But if that happens...
It's too sad to think about!
**[10:08] ---**
You might be right.
**[10:09] ---**
But I don't think that the Prince
intentionally hates those feelings.
**[10:14] ---**
I guess hatred doesn't simply go
away just because you want it to.
**[10:18] ---**
That's just too sad...
**[11:16] ---**
What are those lights?
**[11:22] ---**
Those are their souls.
**[11:28] ---**
Etna, what are those?
**[11:30] ---**
Surely you've heard the stories.
**[11:34] ---**
Within every Prinny is a soul
of a human who has sinned.
**[11:39] ---**
To atone for those sins, the Prinnies labor
in either Celestia or the Netherworld.
**[11:45] ---**
Those lights are the souls of those
who have atoned for their sins.
**[11:50] ---**
The red moon cleanses away
the stain of their sins...
**[11:54] ---**
...and lets them be born
into their next life.
**[11:57] ---**
There's something heartwrenching
about this sight, isn't there?
**[11:59] ---**
Oh, what a heartwrenching sight!
**[12:06] ---**
Damn it, I never said you
stinking Prinnies could be reborn!
**[12:10] ---**
I'm gonna yank your sorry hides
back here by force if I have to!
**[12:12] ---**
You mustn't interfere!
**[12:18] ---**
Stand aside, Mid-Boss!
**[12:29] ---**
Who do you people think you are?
**[12:30] ---**
We take souls of Prinnies to the red moon...
**[12:35] ---**
If you interfere, we eliminate you...
**[12:36] ---**
"Eliminate" me, huh? Let's see you try!
You're not getting those Prinnies!
**[12:42] ---**
They're my vassals!
From now until the end of time!
**[13:01] ---**
"Disgaea"
**[13:04] ---**
"Disgaea"
**[13:14] ---**
I'm not letting the Prinnies go! Never!
**[13:24] ---**
Get back here, Prinnies! I command it!
**[13:27] ---**
You're my vassals, remember?!
**[13:29] ---**
Stop this!
**[13:43] ---**
Laharl!
**[13:45] ---**
What do you think you're doing, Highness?
**[13:51] ---**
My vassals are my personal property!
**[13:54] ---**
I won't let you people walk off with them!
**[13:59] ---**
You're the Overlord now, Highness!
**[14:01] ---**
Why's the King of the Netherworld
getting so worked up
**[14:04] ---**
over little stuff like this
**[14:05] ---**
when he's supposed to be on
his way to take over Celestia?!
**[14:08] ---**
Shut up! I'm not handing over these Prinnies!
**[14:13] ---**
Why do you interfere with our work?
**[14:16] ---**
Your work?
**[14:18] ---**
They're right! You mustn't
interfere with what they're doing!
**[14:24] ---**
They are emissaries who are here
**[14:26] ---**
to escort the Prinnies' souls
safely to the red moon!
**[14:30] ---**
What about it?
What difference should that make?!
**[14:37] ---**
Highness! If you truly value your vassals...
**[14:43] ---**
...if you have any affection for them at all,
**[14:45] ---**
then surely you must be able to
give their rebirth your blessing.
**[14:50] ---**
The sinful human soul within each Prinny
**[14:53] ---**
is as delicate and easily
injured as anyone else's.
**[14:57] ---**
If you are the true Overlord,
**[14:59] ---**
I beg you, treat them with
kindness, compassion, and love.
**[15:04] ---**
To unite the Netherworld with
love, kindness, and compassion!
**[15:08] ---**
That is the mark of a true Overlord!
**[15:10] ---**
What?!
**[15:14] ---**
Demons feel love, too, Laharl.
**[15:17] ---**
Demons feel love, too, Highness.
**[15:20] ---**
Please, let them go.
They have atoned for their sins.
**[15:25] ---**
All that we can do is pray that
their next life will be a happy one.
**[15:33] ---**
Demons feel love, too, Laharl.
**[15:43] ---**
This is what's best for the Prinnies?
**[15:46] ---**
--It is.
**[15:46] ---**
--It is.
**[15:55] ---**
Fine, whatever. Do what you want.
**[16:17] ---**
I'm glad that we got through to him.
**[16:19] ---**
With my mind now at ease,
I can leave for the red moon, too.
**[16:26] ---**
Wait!
**[16:27] ---**
What was... What sin did you commit?
**[16:34] ---**
My sin was... I took my own life.
**[16:39] ---**
To take your own life is a grave sin.
**[16:43] ---**
But why would someone as kind
and caring as you do such a thing?
**[16:48] ---**
I did it to save the life of my son.
**[16:55] ---**
My death caused my son to
lock away his precious feelings.
**[17:01] ---**
But now, little by little,
he's beginning to change.
**[17:06] ---**
He owes that to the wonderful
people that surround him.
**[17:12] ---**
My work here as his mother is complete.
**[17:16] ---**
The rest is up to my son
to see his own way through.
**[17:27] ---**
Wait!
**[17:31] ---**
Please, wait! If you love your son so much,
**[17:35] ---**
why are you leaving
without saying anything to him?!
**[17:40] ---**
You're meaning to say
that this is cruel, aren't you?
**[17:43] ---**
Of course I want to tell
him that I'm his mother!
**[17:46] ---**
Of course I want to hold him in my arms!
**[17:50] ---**
But if we would have to
part again eventually,
**[17:53] ---**
it would be just as much an act of love
**[17:55] ---**
to watch over him in silence
and leave without saying a word.
**[18:01] ---**
Enduring that sadness once is enough.
**[18:05] ---**
That is another way of showing your love.
**[18:08] ---**
I'm sorry...
**[18:09] ---**
I'm so sorry! I forced my
own notion of love on you
**[18:13] ---**
without stopping to consider your feelings!
**[18:16] ---**
I'm sorry!
**[18:18] ---**
The Prince truly has met a
wonderful person, hasn't he?
**[18:27] ---**
Highness, be well.
**[18:30] ---**
Flonne, Etna, take good care of the Prince.
**[18:34] ---**
We will!
**[18:35] ---**
Will do!
**[18:44] ---**
Well, it's time to go.
**[18:47] ---**
Goodbye.
**[18:50] ---**
♪ Red moon, red moon... ♪
**[18:57] ---**
♪ The red moon will cleanse the souls
of those who have sinned. ♪
**[19:21] ---**
*The red moon wobbled and trembled
as it was reflected in Laharl's eyes.*
**[19:27] ---**
*Just like his own heart
was wavering inside him.*
**[19:30] ---**
*He had always claimed that he felt no
love or kindness because he was a demon.*
**[19:36] ---**
*But I think that the real reason
that he denied the love in his heart*
**[19:40] ---**
*was because he loved his mother so much.*
**[19:43] ---**
*His mother, who was so full of
love and kindness, died in his place.*
**[19:51] ---**
*Rejecting love and kindness
was probably the only way*
**[19:55] ---**
*that he could come to
terms with his mother's death.*
**[19:59] ---**
*I think it must have been hard for him.
It must have been painful for him.*
**[20:03] ---**
*And I think that it must
have been very sad for him.*
**[20:07] ---**
*But maybe the red moon in his eyes
will wash away his painful past.*
**[20:40] ---**
*That red moon was etched deep in my heart,
along with a new type of love.*
**[20:48] ---**
*I'll never forget their sad
love for as long as I live.*
**[21:12] ---**
Everyone?
**[21:15] ---**
What's the matter?
**[21:17] ---**
Laharl, I mean Highness,
I mean Overlord Laharl!
**[21:21] ---**
You are now the mighty Overlord!
The world is your oyster!
**[21:26] ---**
There is nothing that the Overlord can't do!
**[21:29] ---**
Gee, you sound like you were
once Overlord yourself, Mid-Boss.
**[21:34] ---**
Perish the thought!
**[21:35] ---**
I'm just a humble Mid-Boss who
happened to be passing through!
**[21:38] ---**
Those two are a lot alike, aren't they?
**[21:42] ---**
How are they alike?
**[21:43] ---**
Um... They both kinda live in a bubble.
**[21:46] ---**
Uh, I wouldn't be pointing
any fingers there, Flonne.
**[21:50] ---**
Well, no matter. *I'm* Overlord now.
**[21:55] ---**
I am Overlord! Take me to Celestia!
**[22:44] ---**
*If people ever notice the cycle of time on
this world where blue skies come and go,*
**[22:52] ---**
*something's bound to happen when
people with different outlooks get together.*
**[23:00] ---**
*Will we be buried by our desires?
Will love come and save the day?*
**[23:08] ---**
*Either way, it doesn't matter to me.
I'm gonna do as I please.*
**[23:15] ---**
*Light and shadow, egoists for whom
everything in the world has meaning,*
**[23:23] ---**
*every little fragment lives his life
with the balance on their shoulders.*
**[23:31] ---**
*Doing whatever we want,
having it exactly the way we want it.*
**[23:39] ---**
*Right now, under the same sky,*
**[23:43] ---**
*light and shadow repeat again and again.*
**[23:48] ---**
*Chain react*
**[24:00] ---**
*The Disgaea that you know and love
will finally be coming to an end next week!*
**[24:04] ---**
*What?! It's over already?!
Aw, I wanted to see some more...*
**[24:08] ---**
*No matter what you're doing,
you gotta know when to fold 'em!*
**[24:10] ---**
*Once Disgaea ends, tune in for the
new show, "Flonne's Counterattack"!*
**[24:15] ---**
*Actually, that sounds kinda interesting.
Maybe I'll catch an episode.*
**[24:18] ---**
*Next time on Disgaea,
"Love... After the Fighting's Over."*
**[24:23] ---**
*I can't believe it,
you read off the final title!*
**[24:23] ---**
"Next Time:
Love... After the Fighting's Over"
# 12 - Love... After the Fighting's Over
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**[00:09] ---**
"Disgaea"
**[00:13] ---**
*Ai no tameiki ni shibarareteru mitai.*
**[00:19] ---**
*Donna jumon de mo hodokenai no yo.*
**[00:26] ---**
*Urei wo hisometa shizuka na hitomi ga*
**[00:31] ---**
*yokei ni kokoro kakimidashiteku.*
**[00:39] ---**
*Sunao ja nai watashi yori motto*
**[00:45] ---**
*sunao ja nai anata ga itoshii.*
**[00:51] ---**
*Anata ga ii no, akuma de mo ii.*
**[00:58] ---**
*Ah, ima meguriaeta kiseki.*
**[01:04] ---**
*Kienai kizu mo, fukai karuma mo.*
**[01:11] ---**
*Ah aishitageru,*
**[01:14] ---**
*doko ni ite mo nando demo.*
**[01:22] ---**
*Aishitageru.*
**[01:46] ---**
Yuie flowers?
**[01:48] ---**
"Love... After the Fighting's Over"
**[01:59] ---**
Laharl! Etna! We've arrived!
We made it to Celestia!
**[02:03] ---**
This is Celestia?
**[02:06] ---**
It's bright...!
**[02:08] ---**
Look, these are the Yuie
flowers that I love so much!
**[02:12] ---**
And over there is the Seraphic Sanctuary.
**[02:16] ---**
Yikes, that place is
kinda tacky, huh, Highness?
**[02:20] ---**
And that "Seraph" of yours is in there?
**[02:22] ---**
Right.
**[02:23] ---**
Good, then the time has finally come to
settle things with Celestia once and for all.
**[02:27] ---**
First the Netherworld, then the human world!
And now Celestia will belong to me, too!
**[02:43] ---**
Who the heck are these guys?
**[02:46] ---**
They're Angel Soldiers. Ones that are under
the direct command of a high-ranking angel...
**[02:51] ---**
So, that means that they're the goon
squad of that "Seraph Lamington" of yours?
**[02:54] ---**
I don't like the look of these guys.
**[02:56] ---**
No, I can't believe that...
**[02:58] ---**
An extermination order has been issued
for the rebel Flonne and her cohorts!
**[03:04] ---**
Hear that, Highness?
He says we're her "cohorts."
**[03:07] ---**
These angels are awfully uppity, aren't they?
**[03:10] ---**
Just a minute! There's been
some kind of misunderstanding!
**[03:13] ---**
This is despicable, Flonne.
**[03:17] ---**
Master Vulcanus...
**[03:19] ---**
Wait, this guy is an angel?
That mug has "villain" written all over it!
**[03:24] ---**
Flonne! In the Netherworld,
you harmed an innocent angel warrior!
**[03:28] ---**
That alone is a crime which warrants death!
**[03:31] ---**
Wait a minute.
How, exactly, do you know about that?
**[03:36] ---**
Hey, don't tell me that he's the "man
with white wings" that old guy mentioned!
**[03:41] ---**
So, you were the one who
manipulated those Defenders of Earth,
**[03:44] ---**
and who attacked my Netherworld?
**[03:46] ---**
Master Vulcanus...
**[03:49] ---**
I did not attack you.
I merely guided the humans.
**[03:52] ---**
What?!
**[03:53] ---**
Our role as angels is to wipe out demons,
who are the root of all evil,
**[03:58] ---**
and to guide along the helpless human race.
**[04:01] ---**
All I did was quietly help
that cause along a little.
**[04:05] ---**
But as for you, Flonne...
You have renounced your proper duties,
**[04:09] ---**
and continue to conspire
with these vile demons!
**[04:11] ---**
You are attempting to take over Celestia!
**[04:13] ---**
What would you have me
call that, if not rebellion?!
**[04:17] ---**
Geez, Highness, doesn't
this guy piss you off?
**[04:22] ---**
Just who the hell do you
think you are, you bastard?!
**[04:26] ---**
Laharl! Please, I beg of you.
Let me handle this.
**[04:32] ---**
Very well.
**[04:35] ---**
Master Vulcanus. I pity you.
**[04:40] ---**
You've convinced yourself that demons
are evil and humans are powerless,
**[04:45] ---**
and believe that only you are right.
**[04:47] ---**
But I learned something in the Netherworld.
**[04:50] ---**
I learned that there are
demons with wonderful hearts,
**[04:53] ---**
as well as humans who are full of courage.
**[04:56] ---**
But you, you go on with your prejudiced
thinking, completely oblivious to that fact!
**[05:01] ---**
I feel sorry for you!
**[05:04] ---**
Isn't the evil that you speak of actually
in your own heart, Master Vulcanus?
**[05:10] ---**
You have the nerve to call me evil?
**[05:12] ---**
Such impudence from a mere Angel Trainee!
**[05:15] ---**
Very well, I see that I shall have to
prove to you that what I am doing is right!
**[05:43] ---**
What the--?
**[05:43] ---**
Hey, these are greater demons!
**[05:47] ---**
I thought that something
like this might happen,
**[05:48] ---**
so I made a pact with them, just in case!
**[05:51] ---**
Entering into pacts with demons
is supposed to be strictly forbidden!
**[05:55] ---**
When I said I'd give them the Netherworld
if they defeated the Overlord for me,
**[05:58] ---**
they agreed to the pact immediately.
**[06:00] ---**
See, Highness? This is what
happens when you're unpopular!
**[06:05] ---**
Oh, shut up! This is hardly the time!
**[06:23] ---**
Please, stop! You're
trampling the Yuie flowers!
**[06:30] ---**
You let an angel use you as his flunkies...
You're not fit to be called demons!
**[06:35] ---**
Get lost!
**[06:36] ---**
No, Laharl, you mustn't!
Here in Celestia, we--
**[06:43] ---**
I knew it, they were all bark and no bite.
**[06:46] ---**
They're ruining the Netherworld's good name.
**[06:47] ---**
Now it's your turn.
**[06:51] ---**
Master Vulcanus!
**[06:52] ---**
Your boss sure knows
how to beat a hasty retreat.
**[06:55] ---**
I'm not Master Vulcanus' vassal.
I serve Seraph Lamington, and him alone.
**[07:03] ---**
Well, not that it makes any difference....
**[07:05] ---**
I'm sure that Master Vulcanus
did all this on his own.
**[07:09] ---**
But why...?
**[07:11] ---**
I can't believe that Seraph Lamington
could be unaware of this...
**[07:14] ---**
If he was, you'd think that
he would've come to help you.
**[07:19] ---**
You don't suppose that those
two are working in cahoots, do ya?
**[07:23] ---**
That's flat-out impossible!
**[07:25] ---**
I'm sure that this will all be straightened
out once we see Seraph Lamington!
**[07:28] ---**
If you say so.
**[07:29] ---**
Yeah, whatever. But don't you ever
forget that you're *my* vassal, got it?
**[07:36] ---**
Now, take me to the sanctuary!
**[07:38] ---**
Sure.
**[07:55] ---**
Seraph, t-there's an emergency!
**[07:58] ---**
A horde of demons is bearing down upon us!
Please, call up the sanctuary's defenses!
**[08:02] ---**
That will not be necessary.
**[08:04] ---**
Seraph Lamington...
**[08:17] ---**
Up ahead is the inner
sanctum of the sanctuary,
**[08:20] ---**
the room that we angels
call the Sacred Altar.
**[08:23] ---**
He isn't going to try to pull
some cheap trick on us, is he?
**[08:26] ---**
Seraph Lamington would
never do such a thing!
**[08:28] ---**
I bid you welcome to Celestia.
**[08:56] ---**
Seraph Lamington!
**[08:59] ---**
Flonne, it is good to see
that you are looking well.
**[09:01] ---**
Thank you. It's good to see that you
look as well as ever, Seraph Lamington.
**[09:05] ---**
So, you're the Seraph, huh?
**[09:07] ---**
I have been looking forward
to meeting you, Overlord Laharl.
**[09:10] ---**
T-This demon has come
here to take over Celestia!
**[09:13] ---**
I advise caution, sir!
**[09:15] ---**
Just a minute, pal!
**[09:16] ---**
Remind me who was trying to destroy
the Netherworld a while ago!
**[09:20] ---**
Ah, you must be Etna.
**[09:22] ---**
Goodness gracious,
I'm famous even in Celestia...!
**[09:27] ---**
From here, I can see everything
that transpires in the Netherworld
**[09:30] ---**
and in the human world.
**[09:32] ---**
Which means that you know
about what your vassal here
**[09:35] ---**
was up to down in the Netherworld?
**[09:38] ---**
Please tell me, Seraph Lamington...
**[09:41] ---**
Did you know that Master Vulcanus instigated
the humans into attacking the Netherworld?
**[09:47] ---**
If you *did* know, why did you do
nothing to stop Master Vulcanus' actions?
**[09:53] ---**
You go too far, Flonne!
**[09:56] ---**
Seraph, there is no reason to pay
any heed to anything that she says.
**[10:00] ---**
Keep your mouth shut, you!
**[10:02] ---**
Master Vulcanus has said that demons
are evil and that humans are helpless.
**[10:08] ---**
But I don't believe that
to be the case at all.
**[10:11] ---**
Would you shut up?!
**[10:13] ---**
Flonne. What you say is correct.
**[10:16] ---**
Those who dwell in Celestia now
have indeed blinded themselves.
**[10:21] ---**
They have convinced themselves
that they represent absolute good,
**[10:24] ---**
and that the demons, those who live
differently than they do, are absolute evil.
**[10:30] ---**
However, those are prejudiced views.
**[10:33] ---**
Perhaps Vulcanus took the actions
he did as a result of that prejudice.
**[10:38] ---**
Seraph Lamington...
**[10:40] ---**
I knew full well what you were up to.
But I did nothing to stop you.
**[10:46] ---**
I did nothing because
I believed this to be an ordeal
**[10:49] ---**
that was necessary for both
demons and humans alike.
**[10:52] ---**
My thought was that for Celestia,
the Netherworld, and the human world
**[10:56] ---**
to understand one another
and meet the future hand in hand,
**[10:58] ---**
it would be necessary for us
all to experience a shared pain.
**[11:01] ---**
An "ordeal," huh?! What a load of garbage!
**[11:04] ---**
You were just getting
your jollies by sitting back
**[11:05] ---**
and watching the show from a safe distance!
**[11:07] ---**
He's right! What's up with you angels
playing way dirtier than any demon?
**[11:11] ---**
I do, of course, intend to make
Vulcanus atone for his actions.
**[11:15] ---**
Wha--? Surely you don't mean--
**[11:23] ---**
Uh-oh. What's with the laughing?
**[11:25] ---**
Now I see. It's all clear to me now, Seraph.
**[11:29] ---**
These demons have used Flonne
to take control of your mind.
**[11:34] ---**
Aw, man, he's totally lost it!
**[11:38] ---**
You are no longer fit to rule Celestia!
**[11:41] ---**
Leave this to me, Vulcanus...
**[11:50] ---**
"Disgaea"
**[11:53] ---**
"Disgaea"
**[12:03] ---**
Laharl, please! You have to stop him!
**[12:06] ---**
Domestic squabbles between
angels are no concern of mine.
**[12:09] ---**
Lamington, say your prayers!
**[12:20] ---**
W-What?!
**[12:29] ---**
A frog?!
**[12:30] ---**
This is the punishment
I have meted out to Vulcanus.
**[12:33] ---**
He must learn discipline in that
form for the next thousand years.
**[12:39] ---**
That's awesome!
**[12:41] ---**
You wouldn't expect punishment
**[12:42] ---**
from angels to be this harsh
and funny, would ya, Highness?
**[12:45] ---**
Huh?
**[12:47] ---**
I don't like this one bit.
**[12:51] ---**
You spout your high and mighty garbage
about punishment and atonement,
**[12:55] ---**
but the truth is, you just got rid of the
guy because he was trying to kill you!
**[13:00] ---**
Laharl, why are you saying such things?
**[13:03] ---**
In the first place, weren't *you* the one
who ordered Flonne to kill my old man?
**[13:09] ---**
Wasn't it really *you
*who was trying to conquer
**[13:11] ---**
the Netherworld and become
ruler of the whole universe?
**[13:14] ---**
My intent was to bring
peace to the Netherworld.
**[13:18] ---**
What?!
**[13:20] ---**
I had learned that your father,
King Krichevskoy, had passed away.
**[13:25] ---**
Afterwards, the Netherworld became the
scene of unending fighting over the throne.
**[13:32] ---**
It occured to me that to restore
the Netherworld to its former state,
**[13:35] ---**
I would need your strength,
but you were in a poison-induced sleep.
**[13:39] ---**
And so, I dispatched
Flonne to have her awaken you.
**[13:43] ---**
What, really?
Flonne, did you know about this?
**[13:47] ---**
This is the first I heard of it.
**[13:49] ---**
Hey, wait a minute! I conquered
the Netherworld to serve my *own* ends!
**[13:54] ---**
I didn't do it for you people!
**[13:56] ---**
You have done well, Flonne.
**[13:58] ---**
Pay attention when I'm talking!
**[14:00] ---**
Wow, this guy lives in his own little
world even more than the Prince does...
**[14:03] ---**
But why would you give
me a mission like that?
**[14:06] ---**
Because of love.
**[14:08] ---**
Love?
**[14:10] ---**
My goal is not simply to bring
peace to the Netherworld,
**[14:14] ---**
but rather to unite the Netherworld,
Celestia, and the human world in love.
**[14:18] ---**
Whoa, there's the "L" word!
He's the president of the Love Freak club!
**[14:21] ---**
To accomplish this, it was necessary for both
you and Overlord Laharl to learn about love.
**[14:27] ---**
Thanks for nothing! Do you have any
idea what kinds of crap you put us--
**[14:32] ---**
Although those battles
were not my true intent,
**[14:36] ---**
I have nevertheless harmed you as a result.
**[14:39] ---**
I must accept responsibility for that.
**[14:42] ---**
Thanks for stating the obvious!
**[14:44] ---**
But before that... Angel Trainee Flonne.
**[14:47] ---**
Yes, sir.
**[14:48] ---**
By completing your
mission in the Netherworld,
**[14:50] ---**
and foiling Vulcanus' plans, you have
rendered a great service to Celestia.
**[14:53] ---**
However, your sin of
injuring many angelic warriors,
**[14:56] ---**
fellow denizens of Celestia, is a grave one.
**[14:59] ---**
And for that sin, you must be punished.
**[15:03] ---**
Yes, sir. I'm prepared
to accept my punishment.
**[15:06] ---**
Hey! What's the meaning of this?!
Why does *she* have to be punished?!
**[15:10] ---**
If you do anything to Flonne,
you're gonna regret it!
**[15:13] ---**
It's all right. I knew
that this would happen.
**[15:25] ---**
Seraph Lamington, I have one last request.
**[15:28] ---**
Please overlook any sins that may have
been committed by Laharl and Etna here.
**[15:33] ---**
Anything they did,
they only did because of me.
**[15:36] ---**
Flonne, what are you trying to--
**[15:38] ---**
What are you talking about?!
You haven't done anything wrong!
**[15:43] ---**
Very well.
**[15:44] ---**
Thank you, sir.
**[15:48] ---**
Don't!
**[15:56] ---**
Flonne...
**[15:58] ---**
I'm sorry, Laharl. I was completely
useless as a vassal, wasn't I?
**[16:04] ---**
But I wasn't wrong to have faith in you.
**[16:08] ---**
Flonne, you're a hopeless fool.
**[16:13] ---**
It was you who taught me
that demons feel love, too.
**[16:17] ---**
I don't know what you're talking about!
Come on, let's go back to the Netherworld!
**[16:22] ---**
Laharl, would you mind
taking my pendant for me?
**[16:27] ---**
Highness, if you touch that,
it'll burn you again!
**[16:45] ---**
Highness?
**[16:48] ---**
Goodbye, Laharl, Etna. Thank you
for everything you've done for me.
**[17:08] ---**
Angel Trainee Flonne's sins
have now been erased.
**[17:12] ---**
This is horrible...
This is how you angels do things?
**[17:16] ---**
I'll never forgive you
for what you did to her!
**[17:19] ---**
Overlord Laharl, do you despise me as well?
**[17:24] ---**
Despise you...?
**[17:26] ---**
How can you...
**[17:28] ---**
How can you even ask me that question?!
**[17:42] ---**
Who cares about love?!
Who cares about justice?!
**[17:44] ---**
You people and your rules can kiss my ass!
**[17:52] ---**
What pisses me off more than anything
else is that phoney smile on your face!
**[18:07] ---**
And this is *my* punishment for
forcing you to undergo those trials.
**[18:11] ---**
I humbly accept it.
**[18:29] ---**
Highness!
**[18:35] ---**
Screw this.
**[18:36] ---**
Highness?
**[18:37] ---**
Killing him now wouldn't
change anything. And besides...
**[18:42] ---**
If the Love Freak were here,
she probably would've stopped me.
**[18:45] ---**
Highness...
**[18:47] ---**
Flonne...
**[18:50] ---**
Is this the "love" that you've
been going on and on about?
**[18:54] ---**
If this is love, I'll never believe in it!
Not for as long as I live!
**[19:06] ---**
Etna.
**[19:08] ---**
H-Highness?!
**[19:11] ---**
I don't believe it...
**[19:12] ---**
This is the ending you will choose?
**[19:16] ---**
It's all yours now.
**[19:18] ---**
You can't do this, Highness!
**[19:19] ---**
Don't try to stop me!
**[19:28] ---**
Laharl!
**[19:31] ---**
Goodbye!
**[20:38] ---**
You can be sure that there is love in
the heart of each and every demon!
**[20:42] ---**
Come what may, love always comes first.
**[20:45] ---**
Love that's freely given!
Affectionate love! True love!
**[20:49] ---**
It is the power of this love that will save
the Netherworld, all worlds everywhere!
**[20:53] ---**
Everybody got that?
'Cause it's gonna be on the test.
**[20:57] ---**
Etna, are you slacking off again?
**[21:01] ---**
It's Etna!
**[21:02] ---**
Wow, it's Etna!
**[21:03] ---**
How many times do I have to tell you kids?
It's not "Etna," it's "Overlord Etna"!
**[21:07] ---**
Come on, now, if you
don't pay attention in class,
**[21:10] ---**
you're gonna turn into a mean,
nasty ol' demon like her!
**[21:13] ---**
Yes, ma'am!
**[21:14] ---**
Like *who*?
**[21:17] ---**
Oh, wow! Look, it's Gordon and his sidekicks!
**[21:22] ---**
They look so cool!
**[21:23] ---**
If you wanna go see it, I have tickets.
I sure as heck ain't gonna.
**[21:26] ---**
I'll just take the poster, thanks.
I bet the movie itself is gonna be lame.
**[21:31] ---**
You know, you've got a mouth on you
ever since you became a fallen angel.
**[21:35] ---**
Aw, I'm flattered!
**[21:36] ---**
Man, being Overlord is one big hassle!
I'm up to my ears in work!
**[21:40] ---**
Lady Etna! Lady Etna!
**[21:43] ---**
What now, more trouble?
**[21:44] ---**
Lady Etna!
**[21:46] ---**
That's "Overlord Etna," damn it!
**[21:48] ---**
W-We've been badly
understaffed lately, Overdood,
**[21:52] ---**
and there's a new Prinny who's causing
trouble because he refuses to work!
**[21:55] ---**
He's what?!
**[22:01] ---**
Over there!
**[22:02] ---**
Hey, new guy! Quit goofing off!
**[22:04] ---**
Get your feathered fanny in gear!
**[22:44] ---**
*Aoi hiru ga meguru hoshi de
toki no ruupu mezametara,*
**[22:51] ---**
*chigau kokoro motta mono
atsumareba nanika ga okiru yo.*
**[22:59] ---**
*Yokubou de umeru no ka?
Ai wa hito no tame ni ugoko no ka?*
**[23:07] ---**
*Dotchi datte kamawanai yo, suki ni yaru dake.*
**[23:15] ---**
*Hikari to kage kono sekai
de subete ga imi aru egoisuto.*
**[23:23] ---**
*Hitotsu hitotsu no kakera wa
sou baransu wo ninai ikiteru.*
**[23:31] ---**
*Omou no mama, kokoro no mama
ni ima wa onaji sora no shita*
**[23:43] ---**
*hikari to kage wa kurikaesu.*
**[23:47] ---**
*Chain react*