# Season 1
# 1 - The Sleeping Prince in the Garbage Dump
Source: [Crunchyroll](https://www.crunchyroll.com/series/GY0XXX2P6/disgaea)
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**[00:50] ---**
"Disgaea"
**[00:54] ---**
*It's like I'm tied up tight
by the sighs of love.*
**[01:00] ---**
*I can't break free no
matter what spell I try.*
**[01:07] ---**
*Tranquil eyes that conceal sorrow behind them*
**[01:13] ---**
*throw my heart into turmoil
more than they ought to.*
**[01:20] ---**
*You mean more to me than I do,*
**[01:26] ---**
*even though we both
refuse to admit to our feelings.*
**[01:33] ---**
*You're the one for me.
I don't care if you're a demon.*
**[01:39] ---**
*Oh, this is a miracle
that I've stumbled upon.*
**[01:45] ---**
*Even these wounds that never fade,
even this profound karma.*
**[01:52] ---**
*Oh, I'll give you my love.*
**[01:55] ---**
*Time and again, no matter where you are.*
**[02:03] ---**
*I'll give you my love.*
**[02:21] ---**
"The Sleeping Prince in the Garbage Dump"
**[02:54] ---**
Is anyone home?
**[03:06] ---**
Ouch...
**[03:10] ---**
Ew, it smells in here...
**[03:13] ---**
What is this place, a garbage dump?
W-Where's the exit?
**[03:27] ---**
This is it, no doubt about it!
It has the Overlord's crest on it!
**[03:32] ---**
Finally...! At long last I've
found it, Seraph Lamington!
**[03:36] ---**
Thank you for your guidance!
**[03:42] ---**
Now, it is finally time for me
to carry out my mission!
**[03:46] ---**
I'm gonna give it everything I've got!
**[03:47] ---**
Prinpretty pripannica!
**[03:52] ---**
Holy Arrow!
**[04:05] ---**
Uh-oh, it looks like I have
a ways to go... In that case--!
**[04:09] ---**
Hup!
**[04:23] ---**
Okay, then!
**[05:01] ---**
Who goes there?!
**[05:04] ---**
What suicidal fool dares disturb
the sleep of the mighty Laharl?!
**[05:20] ---**
Oh, dear.
**[05:23] ---**
Where the hell am I?
**[05:24] ---**
I think it's some kind of garbage dump.
**[05:26] ---**
Garbage?! I could've sworn
I was in the Overlord's Castle...
**[05:31] ---**
Hey, wait a minute.
Were you the one who woke me up?
**[05:36] ---**
Yes. Um, I'm sorry for disturbing
you while you were resting.
**[05:40] ---**
I'm Flonne, an assassin
dispatched from Celestia!
**[05:44] ---**
What?
**[05:45] ---**
Well, like I said, I'm
an assassin named Flonne.
**[05:50] ---**
You're an angel?
**[05:52] ---**
Actually, I'm just an Angel Trainee.
**[05:56] ---**
A lowly angel in training
thinks she can assassinate me?!
**[06:03] ---**
No, that's not quite right!
I had the wrong person!
**[06:06] ---**
Er, make that the wrong demon!
**[06:09] ---**
Come again?
**[06:10] ---**
If you don't mind my asking...
Did you just say that your name was Laharl?
**[06:13] ---**
The one and only! I am the mighty Laharl!
**[06:16] ---**
Oh, I knew it! I had the wrong person!
**[06:19] ---**
But that coffin had the crest
of the Overlord on it,
**[06:22] ---**
so I assumed that
King Krichevskoy was sleeping inside.
**[06:27] ---**
You moron!
**[06:34] ---**
King Krichevskoy is my old man!
**[06:38] ---**
He's your father?!
**[06:39] ---**
So let me get this straight. A flunky like
you came here to assassinate the Overlord?
**[06:43] ---**
Right!
**[06:46] ---**
Well, he *is* a weakling, so it's no surprise
that Celestia doesn't think much of him.
**[06:51] ---**
Um, to be perfectly honest, I think
that assassination is a terrible thing.
**[06:58] ---**
But I was told that it was of
**[06:59] ---**
vital importance for both the
Netherworld and Celestia.
**[07:02] ---**
You are *such* a moron.
**[07:04] ---**
Even when you yourself
don't agree with something,
**[07:06] ---**
if somebody tells you to
do it, you go, "Sir, yes sir!"?
**[07:10] ---**
So, Celestia's full of lapdogs like you, huh?
**[07:19] ---**
It went out.
**[07:21] ---**
Are you okay?
**[07:22] ---**
Don't touch me!
**[07:25] ---**
What the hell? I've got no strength...
**[07:28] ---**
You don't seem to be feeling well.
**[07:31] ---**
I'll use a restoration spell
to make you feel better!
**[07:34] ---**
Prinpretty Pripannica!
**[07:38] ---**
Be restored, strength of love!
**[07:40] ---**
Love, you say? Love is for losers!
**[07:46] ---**
Don't you ever say the word
"love" in front of me!
**[08:05] ---**
Hey, this is the ancestral
crypt of the Overlords.
**[08:08] ---**
What was I doing in a place like this?
**[08:14] ---**
What's going on?
**[08:21] ---**
W-Wait for me!
**[08:27] ---**
That hurt...
**[08:33] ---**
King Krichevskoy has passed away?!
**[08:35] ---**
What?!
**[08:36] ---**
Oh, I've seen this castle before! I saw it
when I first came down to the Netherworld!
**[08:42] ---**
Gimme!
**[08:43] ---**
There was smoke and fire everywhere.
**[08:46] ---**
What's this?! He died two years ago?!
**[08:50] ---**
But he was alive and kicking
right before I lay down for my nap!
**[08:53] ---**
So I've been asleep for two years...?
**[08:57] ---**
I've been searching for two whole years, too.
**[08:59] ---**
I'm a little amazed that you didn't know,
and not in a good way.
**[09:02] ---**
Darn it, and here I thought
that I'd finally found the castle...
**[09:05] ---**
This isn't the castle! It's a crypt.
**[09:08] ---**
That first castle you saw
was the Overlord's Castle.
**[09:13] ---**
You're pretty dense, aren't you?
**[09:16] ---**
Where are you going?
**[09:17] ---**
Back to the castle!
This is wrong! It's all wrong!
**[09:21] ---**
It says here, "The great
Overlord met a tragic end
**[09:24] ---**
when he choked on a
Dumpling of the Damned."
**[09:37] ---**
My old man was a fool,
right up to the very end!
**[09:40] ---**
That weakling!
**[09:41] ---**
You shouldn't laugh! It's cruel!
**[09:44] ---**
Excuse me?
**[09:45] ---**
I mean, you'll never,
ever see your father again!
**[09:49] ---**
Yeah, what about it?
**[09:51] ---**
It's so mean! It's so sad!
**[09:53] ---**
Should a girl who came here to assassinate
my old man be saying stuff like that?
**[09:58] ---**
This and that are two
entirely different things.
**[10:00] ---**
Aren't you sad?
**[10:02] ---**
Nope. Not one bit.
**[10:04] ---**
That can't be true.
**[10:06] ---**
When you lose a loved one or
something that's precious to you,
**[10:09] ---**
I think you're supposed to cry!
**[10:11] ---**
I think you're supposed to be heartbroken!
**[10:13] ---**
I don't understand a single
word you're saying.
**[10:16] ---**
But why...?
**[10:17] ---**
What do you mean, why?!
'Cause I'm a demon, that's why!
**[10:21] ---**
Do you mean to say that demons
don't know what it's like to feel sad?
**[10:26] ---**
Nope.
**[10:29] ---**
If that's true, then demons don't
know what it's like to feel love, either?
**[10:35] ---**
Sadness is made possible because of love!
**[10:40] ---**
Exactly! Demons don't feel love, either!
**[10:42] ---**
But that's... That's so sad...!
**[10:45] ---**
I'll never, ever acknowledge
love as anything but worthless!
**[11:16] ---**
You bastard... Do you have any idea who I am?
**[11:21] ---**
You're Laharl, legitimate
heir to King Krichevskoy.
**[11:24] ---**
I didn't expect you to wake up.
**[11:26] ---**
What?
**[11:28] ---**
Violence is never the answer!
Let's talk this out!
**[11:33] ---**
Quit butting in with your mindless yammering!
**[11:35] ---**
I doubt you have any strength left to fight!
**[11:43] ---**
Are you all right?
**[11:44] ---**
My body isn't doing what I tell it to do...
**[12:11] ---**
"Disgaea"
**[12:14] ---**
"Disgaea"
**[12:27] ---**
What the hell is that?
**[12:44] ---**
How cool!
**[12:45] ---**
You think so?
**[13:01] ---**
The emissary of justice who endlessly fights
the good fight to safeguard peace on Earth!
**[13:06] ---**
Who the hell are these irritating fools?
**[13:08] ---**
Don't interrupt!
**[13:10] ---**
The rule for the villain is that he hears the
hero out while he makes his entrance speech!
**[13:15] ---**
Don't assume that I'm the villain here!
**[13:19] ---**
Captain Gordon, 37th
Defender of Earth, has arrived!
**[13:27] ---**
Earth, huh?
**[13:28] ---**
Amazing! That was so cool!
**[13:31] ---**
Thank you, fair maiden!
Have no fear, Captain Gordon is here!
**[13:42] ---**
You two aren't hurt, are you?
**[13:44] ---**
You're safe now, we've taken
care of those two scary demons.
**[13:49] ---**
We're here to rescue you.
Now, climb aboard our spaceship.
**[14:00] ---**
What's the matter?
**[14:03] ---**
Stay away from me!
**[14:05] ---**
Keep that freakishly
voluptuous body away from me!
**[14:10] ---**
Laharl, what's the matter?
**[14:12] ---**
Oh, I understand now!
You're going through puberty, aren't you?
**[14:15] ---**
My body is completely different
from your girlfriend's, so it's no wonder.
**[14:21] ---**
Who are you calling my girlfriend,
you insolent wench...?
**[14:25] ---**
Laharl, hang in there!
**[14:27] ---**
Laharl, your weakness
isn't voluptuous bodies, is it?
**[14:31] ---**
Still, it would be terrible if these
tremors developed into something serious.
**[14:35] ---**
Thursday, run a diagnosis.
**[14:37] ---**
Roger. Now scanning in medical mode.
**[14:46] ---**
Check complete.
Poison detected in subject's body.
**[14:51] ---**
Poison?
**[14:52] ---**
Poison?! Was it you?!
**[14:54] ---**
I would never do such a cowardly thing!
**[14:56] ---**
Wait right here! I'll get the first aid kit!
**[14:59] ---**
That's all right! I'll
cast an antidote spell!
**[15:03] ---**
Spell?
**[15:12] ---**
What a warm, gentle light...
**[15:15] ---**
Miss, what in the world
was that power you just used?
**[15:18] ---**
I'm Flonne, an Angel Trainee.
**[15:22] ---**
An angel, you say?
**[15:23] ---**
Oh, so we saved the life of an angel!
**[15:27] ---**
This is Laharl! He's a demon prince!
**[15:30] ---**
You're saying that this boy is a demon?!
**[15:34] ---**
Now I see! We interrupted
you and those monsters
**[15:37] ---**
as you were about to attack
this helpless little angel girl!
**[15:40] ---**
Don't be stupid!
**[15:44] ---**
Oh, that's wonderful! The poison's gone!
**[15:53] ---**
Laharl!
**[15:54] ---**
How rude!
**[16:01] ---**
Oh, my!
**[16:02] ---**
Oh!
**[16:04] ---**
Danger! Danger! Sexual harassment!
**[16:08] ---**
That's weird.
**[16:09] ---**
What is?
**[16:11] ---**
Thanks to that flat chest of yours,
I don't feel like barfing anymore.
**[16:15] ---**
I'm glad that I could help!
**[16:16] ---**
Hands off the angel, foul demon!
**[16:19] ---**
Angel, come over here! Hurry!
**[16:21] ---**
Come, come! Hurry over to us!
**[16:23] ---**
Hey, human!
**[16:24] ---**
What do you want, vile fiend?!
**[16:29] ---**
Hey, that hurt!
**[16:31] ---**
The Netherworld belongs to me!
I won't stand for this invasion!
**[16:36] ---**
What invasion? I came
here to vanquish demons!
**[16:40] ---**
Jennifer! Thursday! Begin formation!
**[16:44] ---**
Roger!
**[16:54] ---**
Now, taste the fierce attack of justice!
**[16:57] ---**
Oh, shut up!
**[17:15] ---**
I'm back! I'm back in action!
**[17:18] ---**
Now *that's* the power I'm used to!
**[17:27] ---**
What have you done?
**[17:29] ---**
Laharl! Violence is never the answer!
**[17:32] ---**
This was just a misunderstanding!
We could have worked it out by talking!
**[17:36] ---**
Look, your job is done,
so go back to Celestia.
**[17:38] ---**
After all, my old man's dead.
All you have to do is take credit for it.
**[17:43] ---**
It's wrong to lie!
**[17:47] ---**
Have it your way, then.
I'm going back to the Overlord's Castle.
**[17:56] ---**
It's gone! Gone! My pendant is missing!
**[17:59] ---**
Laharl, have you seen my pendant?!
**[18:01] ---**
Nope.
**[18:02] ---**
I got that pendant from the Seraph himself...
**[18:05] ---**
Without that pendant, an Angel Trainee like
me can't stay in the Netherworld for long!
**[18:12] ---**
I was only able to search for
the Overlord these past two years
**[18:15] ---**
because I was under that
pendant's protection!
**[18:18] ---**
If I can't find it, all my strength will be
sapped away by the Netherworld, and I'll die!
**[18:24] ---**
Sounds good to me.
**[18:27] ---**
It'll save me the trouble
of killing you myself.
**[18:30] ---**
But if you really, really need it, I could
help you look for it if the price is right.
**[18:35] ---**
Really, you will?! Then please! Help me look!
**[18:38] ---**
Oh, dear... What happened to all
the spending money I was given?
**[18:42] ---**
If you're gonna ask a demon for a favor,
you better have some money on hand.
**[18:46] ---**
Wait! Laharl!
**[18:55] ---**
Curse that demon! He looked like a child,
so I let my guard down! But not next time!
**[18:59] ---**
Thursday, where did you get that pendant?
**[19:02] ---**
I found it.
**[19:07] ---**
Shiny, shiny, shiny...
**[19:09] ---**
It's not here...
**[19:10] ---**
Or here! Or here! Or here! Or here! Or here!
**[19:13] ---**
I can't find it!
**[19:18] ---**
What am I gonna do...?
If I don't find it, I'm gonna disappear...
**[19:32] ---**
Would you give it a rest?!
**[19:33] ---**
It wasn't--
**[19:36] ---**
Laharl!
**[19:39] ---**
I guess you're not the only one
who doesn't know when to quit.
**[19:58] ---**
He isn't fighting like he was before!
**[20:00] ---**
Of course I'm not!
You're facing the real Laharl this time!
**[20:18] ---**
Answer me. You were surprised
when you saw me awake, weren't you?
**[20:22] ---**
What do you know?
**[20:25] ---**
Were you the one who poisoned me?
**[20:30] ---**
Answer me, or you get *this.*
**[20:33] ---**
Wait! I'll talk, so don't! Spare me,
I'll tell you anything you want to know!
**[20:37] ---**
Then start talking!
**[20:49] ---**
Moron.
**[20:51] ---**
That was terrible, Laharl!
You said that you would spare him!
**[20:57] ---**
You try to solve everything with violence...
**[21:00] ---**
What you do tramples all over love!
**[21:03] ---**
There's that "love" again... I've had it
up to here with that love fixation of yours!
**[21:08] ---**
Your way of thinking causes
**[21:10] ---**
terrible disasters in both
Celestia and the human world.
**[21:14] ---**
I might rot away soon.
**[21:17] ---**
But I will use every ounce of
strength I have to assassinate you!
**[21:22] ---**
I thought it was my old man
that you wanted to assassinate!
**[21:24] ---**
No, I changed my target just now!
**[21:27] ---**
This oughta be good. Let's do it.
**[21:29] ---**
I'm sick of you and
your stupid Love Freak crap!
**[21:32] ---**
Here goes! Durian Dragon Dranyago!
**[21:48] ---**
Hey! We both know you're no match for me,
**[21:51] ---**
but that's no excuse not
to fight me yourself!
**[21:53] ---**
You call yourself an
angel?! This is cheating!
**[21:56] ---**
Okay, dragon! Go get that demon
who denies the value of love!
**[22:04] ---**
Whatever! Come get some!
**[22:19] ---**
Ah, there he is!
**[22:44] ---**
*If people ever notice the cycle of time on
this world where blue skies come and go,*
**[22:52] ---**
*something's bound to happen when
people with different outlooks get together.*
**[23:00] ---**
*Will we be buried by our desires?
Will love come and save the day?*
**[23:08] ---**
*Either way, it doesn't matter to me.
I'm gonna do as I please.*
**[23:15] ---**
*Light and shadow, egoists for whom
everything in the world has meaning,*
**[23:23] ---**
*every little fragment lives his life
with the balance on their shoulders.*
**[23:31] ---**
*Doing whatever we want,
having it exactly the way we want it.*
**[23:39] ---**
*Right now, under the same sky,*
**[23:43] ---**
*light and shadow repeat again and again.*
**[23:48] ---**
*Chain react*
**[23:59] ---**
*Hi! Disgaea's all about my previews!
They're more popular than the show itself!*
**[24:03] ---**
*Believe it or not, in episode 2,
Prince Laharl dies in the line of duty!*
**[24:06] ---**
*Hey, don't try to kill me off!*
**[24:08] ---**
*As grief casts a shadow over the
Netherworld, a new heroine appears!*
**[24:11] ---**
*Rise up, dark beauty Princess Etna!*
**[24:13] ---**
*Who made you a princess?*
**[24:15] ---**
*Next time on Disgaea!
"Scratch 1 Mid-Boss, Add 1 Vassal"!*
**[24:19] ---**
*Be won over as the princess
conveys her feelings through song!*
**[24:22] ---**
*The title's the only thing
that's normal about this preview.*
**[24:23] ---**
"Next Time:
Scratch 1 Mid-Boss, Add 1 Vassal"
**[24:24] ---**
*Well, the adults have their reasons.*
# 2 - Scratch 1 Mid-Boss, Add 1 Vassal
Source: [Crunchyroll](https://www.crunchyroll.com/series/GY0XXX2P6/disgaea)
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**[00:09] ---**
"Disgaea"
**[00:13] ---**
*Ai no tameiki ni shibarareteru mitai.*
**[00:19] ---**
*Donna jumon de mo hodokenai no yo.*
**[00:26] ---**
*Urei wo hisometa shizuka na hitomi ga*
**[00:31] ---**
*yokei ni kokoro kakimidashiteku.*
**[00:39] ---**
*Sunao ja nai watashi yori motto*
**[00:45] ---**
*sunao ja nai anata ga itoshii.*
**[00:51] ---**
*Anata ga ii no, akuma de mo ii.*
**[00:58] ---**
*Ah, ima meguriaeta kiseki.*
**[01:04] ---**
*Kienai kizu mo, fukai karuma mo.*
**[01:11] ---**
*Ah aishitageru,*
**[01:14] ---**
*doko ni ite mo nando demo.*
**[01:22] ---**
*Aishitageru.*
**[01:38] ---**
Your squawking is getting on my nerves!
**[01:41] ---**
I'm gonna shut your mouth
with one swipe of this sword!
**[01:45] ---**
Okay, I'm going to give it every...
**[01:52] ---**
Hey! Are you trying to mess with my head?
**[01:55] ---**
Laharl...
**[01:58] ---**
I guess I really do need my pendant...
**[02:02] ---**
Please, look for it... I beg you...
**[02:05] ---**
If you find it, I'll give you
something nice to thank you.
**[02:12] ---**
Something nice like what?
**[02:13] ---**
She's gotta be talking
about money, don'tcha think?
**[02:16] ---**
Who are you?!
**[02:17] ---**
Hello there, Highness!
**[02:20] ---**
I am Etna, the black rose with keen
thorns who serves in the Overlord's Castle.
**[02:26] ---**
You don't remember me?
**[02:28] ---**
I remember just fine! What I meant was,
what the hell are you doing here?!
**[02:33] ---**
More importantly, what do we have here?
She's about to croak.
**[02:40] ---**
You're going to leave her here?
**[02:42] ---**
Forget about her.
We're going back to the castle.
**[02:45] ---**
But she said something about a reward!
**[02:47] ---**
She's flat broke. She doesn't
have anything to reward us with.
**[02:51] ---**
We wouldn't get anything for our trouble.
**[02:53] ---**
But you're still gonna
leave her lying there, right?
**[02:55] ---**
If it was me, I'd blow her to
smithereens right on the spot.
**[02:59] ---**
I never pegged you for having
some kindness in you, Highness.
**[03:05] ---**
Don't you *ever* say the word
"kindness" in front of me again!
**[03:08] ---**
Roger!
**[03:10] ---**
Anyway, it's her own damn fault for losing
something that was precious to her.
**[03:13] ---**
If it's gonna cause trouble if
you lose it, don't carry it around!
**[03:16] ---**
So, what did you lose?
**[03:19] ---**
I-I'm just a trainee, so I can't
survive for long in the Netherworld
**[03:23] ---**
without the protection of the pendant
that I got from the Seraph.
**[03:28] ---**
Gosh, that's too bad.
**[03:30] ---**
Get it straight. She mistook me for
my old man and tried to assassinate me.
**[03:35] ---**
Killing her on the spot is too good for her!
**[03:37] ---**
I'm gonna make her feel the terror
of dying inch by inch!
**[03:41] ---**
Oh, now I get it! That's my Prince!
**[03:44] ---**
That's so cruel and heartless!
**[03:47] ---**
Don't go overboard with the compliments.
**[03:48] ---**
--You scoundrel, you!
**[03:49] ---**
--You're kidding...!
**[03:51] ---**
Seraph, I'm sorry...
**[03:56] ---**
"Scratch 1 Mid-Boss, Add 1 Vassal"
**[04:05] ---**
Come on, we're going
back to the Overlord's Castle!
**[04:07] ---**
Coming!
**[04:24] ---**
Gordon, how does this look on me?
**[04:27] ---**
Wow!
**[04:28] ---**
Now, now, you should take that off, Jennifer.
**[04:31] ---**
The superhero rulebook
says that we're supposed
**[04:33] ---**
to turn lost items over to the police!
**[04:37] ---**
Oops!
**[04:39] ---**
Oo, that looks good!
**[04:44] ---**
Captain, I have finished
bringing all ship's systems back online.
**[04:48] ---**
Give me a minute. Let me finish eating first.
**[04:53] ---**
Hm?
**[05:00] ---**
Danger! Danger! Unknown energy detected!
**[05:04] ---**
What?!
**[05:05] ---**
What are you, a demon?!
**[05:09] ---**
Who are you?!
**[05:11] ---**
My name--
**[05:14] ---**
Oh, I'm terribly sorry.
**[05:19] ---**
As I was saying, I am Archangel Vulcanus,
**[05:22] ---**
and I have been dispatched
here from Celestia!
**[05:26] ---**
Those white wings...!
**[05:28] ---**
Then you're really an angel?
**[05:29] ---**
Indeed I am.
**[05:32] ---**
You have cheese in your mustache.
**[05:34] ---**
Oh, thank you.
**[05:38] ---**
I had no idea you were an angel!
I have done you a great insult.
**[05:41] ---**
Please see fit to forgive me.
**[05:42] ---**
That is quite all right. We in Celestia are
always watching over you in your struggles.
**[05:47] ---**
Thank you. We are very grateful to
be under the protection of the angels.
**[05:52] ---**
Not at all, it is we who must thank you.
**[05:57] ---**
How do you mean?
**[05:59] ---**
Miss, might I trouble you
to give me that pendant?
**[06:05] ---**
That pendant is a treasure of Celestia
that went missing quite some time ago.
**[06:10] ---**
What? A treasure of Celestia?
**[06:13] ---**
Oh, my!
**[06:14] ---**
It was likely stolen by demons.
Such a horrible deed...
**[06:19] ---**
Still, you are truly the Defender of Earth
to have retrieved it for us.
**[06:23] ---**
No, it is Thursday who deserves the praise.
**[06:26] ---**
He's the one who found it.
**[06:29] ---**
You have my gratitude, Thursday.
**[06:31] ---**
You're too kind.
**[06:33] ---**
Please, take it.
**[06:38] ---**
Thank you, Defender of Earth!
**[06:42] ---**
Continue your fight against
the demons for the greater good
**[06:45] ---**
of both the human world and that of Celestia!
**[06:48] ---**
The heavens expect great things from you!
**[06:54] ---**
This is wonderful, Gordon!
**[06:56] ---**
We're under the protection
of the angels in our fight!
**[07:00] ---**
I'm all fired up to do something heroic!
**[07:01] ---**
Thursday, we lift off at once!
**[07:04] ---**
Punch it, Jennifer!
**[07:05] ---**
Roger!
**[07:16] ---**
I've been looking for you
these past two years.
**[07:19] ---**
Lots of demons think
that you're dead, Highness.
**[07:25] ---**
What were you doing in that crypt?
**[07:27] ---**
That's what I wanna know!
I swear, this is all my old man's fault!
**[07:32] ---**
Chaos brings a smile to the face
of any self-respecting demon.
**[07:35] ---**
When you try to stick everybody
with order that nobody wants,
**[07:38] ---**
you're gonna end up
dying in a damn stupid way.
**[07:40] ---**
A true Overlord has to be the
foulest, most vicious demon of all!
**[07:45] ---**
So, that's your long,
roundabout way of saying
**[07:48] ---**
that you're the new Overlord, Highness?
**[07:50] ---**
Of course. That's why I'm going
back to the Overlord's Castle
**[07:53] ---**
and proclaiming myself to be
the best demon for the job!
**[07:56] ---**
And then I'm gonna conquer Celestia
and the human world for messing with me!
**[08:03] ---**
I'm gonna teach 'em who's the most
powerful being in the universe!
**[08:06] ---**
Yeesh! You don't dream small, do ya?
**[08:09] ---**
Plus, if I go to the Overlord's Palace,
**[08:12] ---**
I should be able to find out who poisoned
me and tossed me in that garbage dump!
**[08:17] ---**
And when I do... Oh, the
things I'll do to him!
**[08:23] ---**
*You're a sharper customer than
I gave you credit for, Highness...*
**[08:26] ---**
*I have to admit, I'm amazed that you
managed to survive in that garbage dump.*
**[08:45] ---**
What's the matter?
**[08:47] ---**
I'm hungry.
**[08:49] ---**
Etna, make me something to eat!
**[08:51] ---**
What?! You want me to cook for you?!
**[08:54] ---**
That's funny, I thought I heard
my vassal talking back to me...
**[08:57] ---**
N-Not to worry, Highness!
**[08:58] ---**
I found myself some stalwart allies
for occasions such as this!
**[09:04] ---**
Prinny Squad, c'mon over!
**[09:08] ---**
Are you joking around?
**[09:11] ---**
I said to haul your feathered
fannies over here!
**[09:24] ---**
What do you think, Highness?
**[09:25] ---**
This is the Prinny Squad, a band of
super, all-purpose vassals that I hired!
**[09:29] ---**
Super all-purpose? Those clowns?
**[09:35] ---**
You bunch of bozos... Straighten up!
**[09:41] ---**
Prinny Squad reporting for duty, dood!
**[09:44] ---**
See, now we're in business.
**[09:46] ---**
They don't look very reliable.
**[09:47] ---**
Who's that kid with the
nasty look in his eye?
**[09:50] ---**
Maybe it's the guy Lady Etna keeps
talking about. You know, the moro--
**[09:56] ---**
I couldn't hear what they were saying.
**[09:58] ---**
He wanted to say, "Goodness,
what a powerful and handsome prince!"
**[10:02] ---**
Honestly, idle chatter like that
can be such a *pain*, can't it?
**[10:06] ---**
Are these guys going to work out?
**[10:08] ---**
Oh, they'll be fine! Right?
**[10:11] ---**
Perfectly fine, dood!
**[10:13] ---**
Now that we have that settled, Prinnies,
go make the Prince a meal he'll never forget!
**[10:18] ---**
Aye aye, dood!
**[10:35] ---**
Something just buzzed us.
**[10:37] ---**
Those losers came back for more?
**[10:39] ---**
We've found you, foul demon!
**[10:41] ---**
Hup!
**[10:45] ---**
Captain Gordon,
Defender of Earth, has arrived!
**[10:48] ---**
Man, I just can't handle these types...
**[10:51] ---**
Highness, did you do something to Earth?
**[10:53] ---**
I have no idea! They're trying to
pick a fight with me for no reason.
**[10:57] ---**
More importantly, where's my food?!
**[10:58] ---**
So sorry, dood!
**[11:10] ---**
Flonne, I expect you to take
responsibility for failing in your mission.
**[11:17] ---**
It truly is beautiful...
**[11:19] ---**
How could this piece of an
angel's heart that has been
**[11:21] ---**
handed down through the ages
in Celestia be anything but?
**[11:24] ---**
Why would the Seraph possibly have
given this pendant to a lowly trainee?
**[11:29] ---**
It is beyond my understanding...
**[11:58] ---**
"Disgaea"
**[12:02] ---**
"Disgaea"
**[12:09] ---**
Listen up, demons!
**[12:11] ---**
The mere fact that you are demons
makes you a blight on humanity!
**[12:15] ---**
But Gordon, Defender of Earth,
shall mete out your punishment!
**[12:19] ---**
Thursday! Robo-bazooka!
**[12:21] ---**
Roger! Changing to Robo-Bazooka!
**[12:28] ---**
Charging energy!
**[12:34] ---**
What do you suppose that is?
**[12:36] ---**
Beats me. Every spring, we get a lot
of crazies coming out of the woodwork.
**[12:39] ---**
Fire!
**[12:43] ---**
Berry Barrier Balidaire!
**[13:05] ---**
Our ship!
**[13:07] ---**
Abnormal overheating in engines!
Unable to control via remote!
**[13:21] ---**
Thursday, can you pursue?
**[13:23] ---**
It's no use. It is too late.
**[13:25] ---**
What?! All of our household
items are on that ship!
**[13:30] ---**
Let's go after it!
**[13:32] ---**
Prince! Today, we are forced to withdraw!
**[13:35] ---**
When next we meet, fight fair
instead of using such cowardly tricks!
**[13:40] ---**
Gordon, hurry!
**[13:41] ---**
The ship is getting away!
**[13:43] ---**
I can never figure out why
those people do what they do.
**[13:46] ---**
Well, that's humans for you.
They're incomprehensible.
**[13:54] ---**
What do you want *this* time?
**[13:56] ---**
Laharl, we still have unfinished business...
**[14:00] ---**
You don't know when to quit, do you?
**[14:02] ---**
Now, now, is that any way to talk?
**[14:06] ---**
It was the good mademoiselle
here who just saved you.
**[14:09] ---**
Saved us?
**[14:11] ---**
Boy, this demon likes to
put on airs, doesn't he?
**[14:13] ---**
Mademoiselle, are you unhurt?
**[14:16] ---**
Yes.
**[14:17] ---**
Laharl, I thought I said that
I was going to assassinate you.
**[14:23] ---**
Yeah, whatever! Do us all a favor
and drop dead where you're standing!
**[14:25] ---**
I refuse to die. Not until
I've carried out my mission.
**[14:28] ---**
I keep telling you,
your target was my old man!
**[14:31] ---**
Highness, wouldn't it be faster to just take
her out quick 'n clean and be done with it?
**[14:34] ---**
If you don't do something,
she's gonna turn into a certified stalker!
**[14:38] ---**
Yeah, you have a point.
**[14:42] ---**
Okay, you're on.
**[14:45] ---**
I'll give it everything I've got!
**[14:52] ---**
This is terrible!
**[14:55] ---**
Mademoiselle, you mustn't overexert yourself!
**[14:57] ---**
At the moment, you are
in no condition to fight.
**[15:01] ---**
I shall pitch in and help you, you lovely
angel who sings the praises of love!
**[15:06] ---**
Thank you, but this is my mission...
**[15:10] ---**
No, no. One must graciously
accept the kindness of others.
**[15:20] ---**
And who the hell are you supposed to be?
**[15:22] ---**
Goodness, where are my manners?
**[15:24] ---**
I am the aristocrat who loves
beauty and strength above all else!
**[15:29] ---**
Vyers, the Dark Adonis!
**[15:32] ---**
Incidentally, am I to understand that you
are the son of the late King Krichevskoy?
**[15:38] ---**
The very same!
**[15:39] ---**
When they talk about Laharl, heir to
the Netherworld, they're talking about me!
**[15:43] ---**
The Overlord's heir?
**[15:46] ---**
Look, the Netherworld is one big
battleground now, where every demon
**[15:49] ---**
who calls himself
Overlord is fighting for control.
**[15:52] ---**
If I may be so bold, I, too, am one of
those who is vying for the title of Overlord.
**[15:56] ---**
Somebody who saved the life of an angel
isn't qualified to call himself Overlord!
**[16:01] ---**
You're nothing more than a stepping
stone on my way to the throne!
**[16:04] ---**
Wha--?!
**[16:05] ---**
Demons of every stripe acknowledge
the superiority of the Dark Adonis, Vy--
**[16:08] ---**
I don't care what you call yourself.
From now on, your name is "Mid-Boss"!
**[16:15] ---**
Highness, that's a great name!
**[16:17] ---**
Nice one, dood!
**[16:19] ---**
M-Mid-Boss, you say?!
**[16:23] ---**
--What's the meaning of this?! I'm so angry!
**[16:23] ---**
--Oops, I think you hurt his ego.
**[16:25] ---**
--This is unbelievable!
**[16:27] ---**
This is unforgivable! You'll
pay for this insult!
**[16:33] ---**
You're finally in the mood to fight, huh?
**[16:42] ---**
What the--?
**[16:49] ---**
Oh, my! What a beautiful pendant!
**[16:53] ---**
What a lucky find!
**[16:55] ---**
Surely, it is a present from God to
me for doing a good deed every day!
**[16:58] ---**
What self-respecting demon thanks God?
**[17:01] ---**
Why, this one, of course.
Just take a look at this lovely stone!
**[17:06] ---**
Wow, that really *is* pretty!
I'd say it'll fetch a pretty penny!
**[17:10] ---**
No one is selling this!
I found this, so it belongs to me!
**[17:15] ---**
Please... Please give it
back to me, Mr. Mid-Boss.
**[17:18] ---**
*Merde*! *Et tu*, Mademoiselle? *Et tu*?
**[17:22] ---**
My name is the Vyers, the Dark Adonis--
**[17:25] ---**
Mr. Mid boss, I beg you...
I have to have that pendant, or--
**[17:28] ---**
Mr. Mid-Boss...
**[17:31] ---**
Looks like that one put
him down for the count.
**[17:33] ---**
So, the pendant belongs to the angel, huh?
**[17:36] ---**
Huh? I don't follow you, Highness.
**[17:40] ---**
Please, Mr. Mid-Boss... Give it back to me!
**[17:43] ---**
I cannot comply with such a request,
not even at the behest
**[17:46] ---**
of a lovely mademoiselle.
**[17:48] ---**
As I have said, it was I who found it,
and as such, it belongs to moi!
**[17:54] ---**
Wow, he gives you a run for your money
**[17:57] ---**
in the "self-centered quibbling"
department, Highness!
**[17:59] ---**
Shut up! Don't put me on
the same level as that clown!
**[18:07] ---**
Oh, its brilliance grows ever
lovelier each time I gaze upon it!
**[18:11] ---**
No, don't! That pendant punishes
anyone with an impure heart!
**[18:17] ---**
If you don't let go right away,
you'll feel Heaven's wrath!
**[18:21] ---**
Huh?
**[18:22] ---**
What's the deal? Nothing's happening!
**[18:25] ---**
And after all the self-centered
garbage he spouted, too!
**[18:28] ---**
That's strange... Maybe it's broken.
**[18:33] ---**
You can't fool me!
**[18:35] ---**
As if pure, righteous, and beautiful
moi would ever be punished by--
**[18:40] ---**
That laugh of yours rubs me the wrong way.
**[18:49] ---**
Just this once,
**[18:50] ---**
I suppose I'll do as the lovely
mademoiselle asks and let you save face.
**[18:55] ---**
Boy, this guy hates to lose.
"Mid-Boss" is a perfect name for him.
**[18:59] ---**
I order you to be silent!
You mock this mid-boss at your own peril!
**[19:04] ---**
--Do you hear me?! I won't forgive this!
**[19:05] ---**
--Hey, you just admitted to being a mid-boss!
**[19:19] ---**
Oh, no! We could've made
a mint off that pendant!
**[19:24] ---**
The pendant!
**[19:53] ---**
This is her "divine punishment"?
**[19:56] ---**
I'd never be able to touch that.
**[19:58] ---**
I wonder if we could hold it, dood?
**[20:00] ---**
You definitely couldn't.
**[20:11] ---**
This is what you wanted, isn't it?
**[20:13] ---**
Laharl?
**[20:15] ---**
Hurry up and take it!
Damn thing's hotter'n hell.
**[20:19] ---**
Right!
**[20:28] ---**
Laharl, thank you!
**[20:31] ---**
Cut that out! Words like
"Thank you" make my skin crawl!
**[20:37] ---**
Still, if that was divine punishment,
**[20:40] ---**
it means my heart is evil,
just the way it should be.
**[20:43] ---**
Laharl, why did you take such a big
risk to give me back my pendant?
**[20:47] ---**
Why else? I did it to get that
"something nice" that you promised me!
**[20:52] ---**
Actually, I've already given it to you.
**[20:55] ---**
Place your hand on your chest.
**[20:58] ---**
See? Can you feel it?
That warm, fuzzy feeling in your heart?
**[21:06] ---**
You may say that you're evil,
but there's kindness in your heart.
**[21:15] ---**
The kindness, the love, that's starting
to blossom in your heart...
**[21:19] ---**
Those are the gifts I gave to you.
**[21:24] ---**
That angel's a real piece of work!
She played this demon for a sucker!
**[21:28] ---**
Etna! Prinny Squad! Let's go!
**[21:31] ---**
Are you sure that you wanna leave her here?
**[21:33] ---**
Forget her! Let's go!
**[21:35] ---**
But you haven't eaten dessert yet!
**[21:40] ---**
I'm going to come with you!
**[21:44] ---**
I'm not going to leave your side
until you open your eyes to love!
**[21:49] ---**
Suit yourself, Love Freak!
**[21:52] ---**
But if you're gonna tag along for
the ride, you're gonna be my vassal!
**[21:57] ---**
A vassal who's even lower-ranking
than the Prinnies here, got it?!
**[22:01] ---**
Sure!
**[22:03] ---**
This is awesome! She's a servant, dood!
**[22:06] ---**
Now there's a flunky
who's even lower than us!
**[22:08] ---**
I look forward to working with you, Prinnies.
**[22:11] ---**
Hooray, dood!
**[22:13] ---**
What's the holdup?! Get moving!
**[22:16] ---**
C-Coming!
**[22:18] ---**
Um, excuse me...? Hello? Somebody? Anybody?
**[22:22] ---**
Would somebody help-- They're not listening!
**[22:44] ---**
*Aoi hiru ga meguru hoshi de
toki no ruupu mezametara,*
**[22:51] ---**
*chigau kokoro motta mono
atsumareba nanika ga okiru yo.*
**[22:59] ---**
*Yokubou de umeru no ka?
Ai wa hito no tame ni ugoko no ka?*
**[23:07] ---**
*Dotchi datte kamawanai yo, suki ni yaru dake.*
**[23:15] ---**
*Hikari to kage kono sekai
de subete ga imi aru egoisuto.*
**[23:23] ---**
*Hitotsu hitotsu no kakera wa
sou baransu wo ninai ikiteru.*
**[23:31] ---**
*Omou no mama, kokoro no mama
ni ima wa onaji sora no shita*
**[23:43] ---**
*hikari to kage wa kurikaesu.*
**[23:47] ---**
*Chain react*
**[23:59] ---**
*A nameless unexplored region! Hot suspense
on the road that leaves the skin supple!*
**[24:02] ---**
*The next episode will be at a hot spring?*
**[24:04] ---**
*What is it that can be glimpsed
through the steam? Is it love?! Or hate?!*
**[24:06] ---**
*As the curtain rises on a new tragedy,*
**[24:08] ---**
*what really happened
20 years ago comes to light!*
**[24:11] ---**
*The remarkable deductive powers of
renowned gal detective Etna shine through!*
**[24:14] ---**
*Oh, it's a detective story!*
**[24:15] ---**
*Next time on Disgaea! "Welcome to
the Netherworld Hall of Treasures"!*
**[24:19] ---**
*You are the culprit! I arrest
you in the name of the Overlord!*
**[24:22] ---**
*So, who did it?*
**[24:23] ---**
"Next time: Welcome to the
Netherworld Hall of Treasures"
# 3 - Welcome to the Netherworld Hall of Treasures
Source: [Crunchyroll](https://www.crunchyroll.com/series/GY0XXX2P6/disgaea)
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**[00:09] ---**
"Disgaea"
**[00:13] ---**
*It's like I'm tied up tight
by the sighs of love.*
**[00:19] ---**
*I can't break free no
matter what spell I try.*
**[00:26] ---**
*Tranquil eyes that conceal sorrow behind them*
**[00:31] ---**
*throw my heart into turmoil
more than they ought to.*
**[00:39] ---**
*You mean more to me than I do,*
**[00:45] ---**
*even though we both
refuse to admit to our feelings.*
**[00:51] ---**
*You're the one for me.
I don't care if you're a demon.*
**[00:58] ---**
*Oh, this is a miracle
that I've stumbled upon.*
**[01:04] ---**
*Even these wounds that never fade,
even this profound karma.*
**[01:11] ---**
*Oh, I'll give you my love.*
**[01:14] ---**
*Time and again, no matter where you are.*
**[01:22] ---**
*I'll give you my love.*
**[01:39] ---**
And that's when I lost it!
**[01:41] ---**
So I hauled off and planted my
boot right in his you-know-whats!
**[01:44] ---**
You-know-whats?
**[01:45] ---**
By that, I mean his...
**[01:49] ---**
You know, those!
**[01:50] ---**
Oh, I see! Um, what are those?
**[01:59] ---**
Okay, I'll just show you!
**[02:09] ---**
Sheesh, Highness! What was that for?!
**[02:12] ---**
Be quiet!
**[02:13] ---**
I listen in on what you're mumbling about,
and what do I hear? Stupid nonsense!
**[02:18] ---**
Oh, you were listening to
that part I was whispering?
**[02:20] ---**
Every last word!
**[02:22] ---**
The Prince has some stupefyingly sharp ears.
**[02:25] ---**
Who are you calling stupid?!
**[02:28] ---**
Wow, he really can hear you! That's amazing!
**[02:31] ---**
Anyway, I don't want you talking about
idiotic crap behind my back from now on!
**[02:35] ---**
Is that clear?!
**[02:39] ---**
I love yuie flowers.
**[02:42] ---**
They're simple, but bright and cheery,
and they always make me feel happy.
**[02:47] ---**
I bet that the yuie are blooming
all over Celestia right about now.
**[02:58] ---**
Uh, hello?
**[03:00] ---**
Yikes, I guess this is a literal case of
somebody having a head full of flowers.
**[03:07] ---**
What?! What's the matter?
**[03:09] ---**
When I pictured all those yuie flowers,
the Seraph's face popped into my head!
**[03:16] ---**
Ah-ha! I bet he did something
nasty to you! Right, Flonne?
**[03:22] ---**
Something nasty?
**[03:24] ---**
Like bullying you, for instance!
Or punishing you!
**[03:27] ---**
Or torturing you!
**[03:28] ---**
Y-You're joking!
**[03:30] ---**
Seraph Lamington is a kindhearted
man who loves flowers and poetry!
**[03:34] ---**
The Seraph is a person
who has my undying respect.
**[03:38] ---**
I admire him so much!
**[03:41] ---**
Etna, do you have anyone
that you respect like that?
**[03:47] ---**
King Krichevskoy, I suppose.
**[03:49] ---**
Well, it's less like "respect" and
more like he's the standard I aim for.
**[03:53] ---**
Hey, Etna! So does that mean
that you don't respect me?!
**[03:59] ---**
Yes.
**[04:02] ---**
And you call yourself my vassal?!
**[04:05] ---**
Well, more or less.
**[04:09] ---**
Enough of this! I'm tired! I intend to rest!
**[04:12] ---**
Rest? Where, you mean here?
**[04:15] ---**
Moron! The next Overlord
can't possibly sleep outdoors!
**[04:19] ---**
Take me to an inn!
**[04:23] ---**
Uh, Highness, there are no
inns anywhere around here.
**[04:27] ---**
There has to be something. Find one.
**[04:29] ---**
I can look, but that won't change anything.
**[04:31] ---**
Prinny Squad!
**[04:32] ---**
Hey, wait just a minute, Highness!
Why are *you* calling them?
**[04:36] ---**
Your vassals are my vassals.
**[04:39] ---**
In other words, my vassals'
vassals are my vassals, too.
**[04:43] ---**
Get out here, Prinny Squad!
**[04:50] ---**
You bellowed, dood?
**[04:52] ---**
Take me to the nearest inn!
**[04:56] ---**
There aren't any *inns*.
**[04:58] ---**
But there *is* something that's sorta inn-ish.
**[05:00] ---**
This way, dood!
**[05:04] ---**
Party of three!
**[05:07] ---**
"Welcome to the
Netherworld Hall of Treasures"
**[05:18] ---**
What's this place?
**[05:20] ---**
This place is even recorded in
Netherworld Tales of Times Now Past,
**[05:23] ---**
and has instilled fear in all
since time immemorial, dood!
**[05:26] ---**
It's said that the late
Overlord Krichevskoy used to
**[05:28] ---**
secretly come here to
this legendary place, dood!
**[05:32] ---**
This mysterious castle that
was built right into the side
**[05:34] ---**
of Atamee Hell Valley is protected
more heavily today than it ever was!
**[05:38] ---**
This smells fishy.
**[05:40] ---**
You think so? I'm so excited!
**[05:43] ---**
I don't like the fact that my
old man used to come here,
**[05:46] ---**
but I've decided to stay here tonight,
so you'd best be grateful.
**[05:49] ---**
Welcome, honored doods!
**[05:51] ---**
♪ Atamee Valley... It's
a Hell Valley... ♪
**[05:56] ---**
Welcome to the Netherworld Hall of Treasures!
**[05:59] ---**
Oh, wow!
**[06:01] ---**
What a lovely, sweet sound that has!
"Hall of Treasures"!
**[06:23] ---**
The Hall of Treasures is recorded in the
Netherworld Tales of Times Now Past, and--
**[06:29] ---**
Spare me the tour book lecture.
I already heard that story.
**[06:33] ---**
What's this?
**[06:35] ---**
Well, sir, that's...
**[06:39] ---**
Dood, no!
**[06:40] ---**
This will do! I'll sleep on this.
**[06:43] ---**
Sir, you can't! That bed is a display item!
**[06:46] ---**
Highness, you shouldn't
touch the display items!
**[06:50] ---**
You're just supposed to look, dood!
**[06:52] ---**
Silence! I said that I'm gonna sleep on this!
**[06:56] ---**
In that case, have a pleasant rest, everyone.
**[07:03] ---**
What do you suppose this is?
**[07:05] ---**
This panel has lots of buttons!
**[07:07] ---**
Let's try hitting a few! Click!
**[07:11] ---**
Neat!
**[07:12] ---**
Hey, cut that out!
**[07:13] ---**
Next, I'll try this button! Click!
**[07:25] ---**
Damn it, stop-- Ugh, I don't feel so good...
**[07:30] ---**
Extra! Extra!
**[07:33] ---**
Read all about it!
**[07:44] ---**
Extra!
**[07:46] ---**
What's the big idea?! Do you want
His Highness to find out what I'm up to?!
**[07:50] ---**
Hey.
**[07:53] ---**
What were those leaflets about?
**[07:54] ---**
Oh, it's no big deal.
**[07:57] ---**
Show me one.
**[08:00] ---**
Oh, they're just a plain
old extra newspaper edition.
**[08:04] ---**
Just shut up and show me one!
**[08:09] ---**
Why, it's a leaflet proclaiming
the comeback of Overlord Laharl!
**[08:14] ---**
How can you say that this is no big deal?
**[08:17] ---**
Oh, don't be silly, Highness!
What I said was, "This is *so* a big deal!"
**[08:22] ---**
That's what you said?
**[08:23] ---**
Yes, sir!
**[08:24] ---**
If you say so. I'm tired,
so I'm going to bed.
**[08:29] ---**
I'm also sleepy, so I'm gonna turn in!
**[08:31] ---**
Good night!
**[08:37] ---**
Wow, they fall asleep fast!
**[08:41] ---**
*The one who ordered the Prinnies to
plaster flyers all over the Netherworld*
**[08:45] ---**
*proclaiming the Prince's
return was none other than me!*
**[08:49] ---**
*All the demons who are vying for the throne
will see them, learn that the Prince is back,*
**[08:54] ---**
*and try to kill him.*
**[08:58] ---**
*The Prince will tragically be killed,
and in the ensuing confusion,*
**[09:03] ---**
*the person who will plant her
fanny on the throne will be me!*
**[09:34] ---**
Flonne, I see that you have thoroughly
ingratiated yourself with these demons.
**[09:38] ---**
I must say, this is exactly how I
imagined a demon's den would look.
**[09:41] ---**
This place positively reeks of wickedness.
**[09:47] ---**
T-This is a deed that defies
the laws of God and man!
**[09:50] ---**
O Lord, forgive me!
Grant salvation unto this girl!
**[10:08] ---**
I slept like a log...
**[10:11] ---**
W-What the...?
**[10:14] ---**
Good morning...
**[10:19] ---**
Yo, Highness!
**[10:22] ---**
Did you sleep well, Laharl?
**[10:26] ---**
Are you all right?
**[10:28] ---**
What's your problem?
I swear, you're such a spaz.
**[10:38] ---**
"Disgaea"
**[10:41] ---**
"Disgaea"
**[10:51] ---**
Boy, I'm starving. I wanna
chow-down-on-some-thing!
**[10:57] ---**
Stop this!
**[10:58] ---**
Oh, you're doing the morning cleaning?
**[11:03] ---**
You're such hard workers, everyone.
Let me help you!
**[11:07] ---**
Hey, you! Quit yer dawdling
and get to cleaning!
**[11:12] ---**
Flonne, there was no call for that!
**[11:19] ---**
Flonne, violence is never the answer!
**[11:21] ---**
Are you all right?
**[11:22] ---**
That's mean!
**[11:23] ---**
You're acting like a demon!
**[11:25] ---**
None of you are hurt?
**[11:30] ---**
Doods, I'm so happy...! I've never been
treated so kindly by Lady Etna before!
**[11:35] ---**
It's only natural to lend a helping
hand to those in need, right?
**[11:39] ---**
After all, it's love that
makes the world go round!
**[11:45] ---**
And on the other hand, we have this one...
**[11:47] ---**
She's a brute!
**[11:48] ---**
A brutal brute!
**[11:49] ---**
She's terrible!
**[11:51] ---**
Quit your griping and get back to work!
**[11:59] ---**
Flonne, what did you go and do that for?!
**[12:02] ---**
Now I get it.
**[12:03] ---**
It looks like the Love Freak angel and the
smartass demon have swapped personalities.
**[12:10] ---**
But when did it happen? And how?
**[12:13] ---**
That's because this is the Treasure Hall.
**[12:16] ---**
What?
**[12:16] ---**
I just said, it's because this is
the Netherworld Treasure Hall.
**[12:20] ---**
Huh?
**[12:21] ---**
Everything that has happened did so
**[12:22] ---**
because this is the
Netherworld Treasure Hall!
**[12:25] ---**
Laharl! Flonne! Please fall in!
**[12:29] ---**
I'm now going to show you
around the Treasure Hall!
**[12:32] ---**
In this room, various rare items, antiques,
**[12:36] ---**
and treasures of every kind of
the Netherworld are on display!
**[12:39] ---**
Treasures of every kind?! Treasures?
**[12:42] ---**
From the left, we have a
white-hot, blinding horn!
**[12:46] ---**
The cold sweat of a dragon!
**[12:47] ---**
The evil nose ring of a demon bull!
**[12:51] ---**
The tail of an obstinate lizard!
**[12:53] ---**
And last, but not least!
**[12:55] ---**
Here we have a bronze bust of a demon
**[12:57] ---**
that is said to dispense your
bad fortune if you put in a coin!
**[13:01] ---**
Now, put in a coin and make your fortune!
**[13:03] ---**
Your fortune! Get it?!
**[13:05] ---**
Come on, let's get going! This is stupid!
**[13:08] ---**
No, seriously! Insert a coin!
**[13:11] ---**
Highness, wait for me!
**[13:15] ---**
I'm so sorry! I couldn't get anyone to
insert a coin, so you don't have any lines.
**[13:22] ---**
And now, to change things up a little,
this is the Game Corner!
**[13:26] ---**
What's the deal?
Every last one of 'em is broken!
**[13:32] ---**
This game is working just fine!
**[13:35] ---**
One by one, the cute little Prinnies
will stick their heads out of these holes!
**[13:44] ---**
With that in mind, please hit them gently--
**[13:46] ---**
Eat this!
**[13:47] ---**
Yahoo!
**[13:49] ---**
No, Flonne, don't! Hit them gently!
**[13:59] ---**
Please, I think you should stop!
Look at the poor Prinnies!
**[14:04] ---**
Okay, Highness, it's time
for you to tap in...
**[14:11] ---**
What's the big idea?!
**[14:13] ---**
Highness, c'mon!
**[14:17] ---**
Insolent wench!
**[14:18] ---**
Take this!
**[14:23] ---**
O Lord, Laharl is putting himself at
risk for the sake of these Prinnies...
**[14:30] ---**
I'm so touched!
**[14:31] ---**
In this next game, you move the figures
by pushing and pulling these handles.
**[14:36] ---**
See?
**[14:38] ---**
Yay! That looks like fun!
**[14:42] ---**
--Final showdown, take two!
**[14:42] ---**
--Final showdown, take two!
**[14:46] ---**
Take him down!
**[14:48] ---**
That's my line!
**[15:09] ---**
I'm exhausted...
**[15:10] ---**
Aw, but I had hoped to show you
the Famous Suicide Spot Corner...
**[15:15] ---**
...and the Secret Hot Springs Corner!
**[15:17] ---**
Not interested!
**[15:18] ---**
Hey, guide chick! What's this supposed to be?
**[15:23] ---**
Um, let me see... It's called
a "double-tongued clam."
**[15:27] ---**
It's a peculiar clam whose
two tongues lick nonstop
**[15:29] ---**
any foreign object that gets trapped inside.
**[15:32] ---**
Huh.
**[15:40] ---**
Hey. Since we're on the subject of questions,
what's the story with that door there?
**[15:43] ---**
Oh, that. That's a door that, once you enter,
you can never come out again.
**[15:47] ---**
Take a look at it, you moron!
It's a freestanding door!
**[15:51] ---**
Let me see... Ah, here it is!
**[15:54] ---**
In the guide book, it says that no one
who has entered it has been seen again,
**[15:59] ---**
so they aren't sure how it works.
**[16:02] ---**
I've heard enough! I swear, this
"Hall of Treasures" is a useless dump!
**[16:08] ---**
Come on, now! Let's work hard for free!
**[16:11] ---**
Love is what service is all about!
**[16:15] ---**
In one sense, our forced labor
just got a lot harder...
**[16:19] ---**
Lady Etna is using different
words, that's all.
**[16:22] ---**
When it's all said and done,
she's ignoring labor guidelines, dood.
**[16:25] ---**
Goofing off is a sin!
Come on, let's work for love!
**[16:34] ---**
Damn it, cut that out!
**[16:36] ---**
Fine, suit yourself! I'm gonna go
whack some more Prinnies, then!
**[16:41] ---**
Forget you!
**[16:44] ---**
This is ridiculous... I wonder
what happened to those two?
**[16:48] ---**
You seem to be in a real bind!
**[16:52] ---**
Oh, it's you losers.
**[16:54] ---**
Is that any way to greet us?
**[16:56] ---**
What's with the getups?
**[16:58] ---**
We're working part-time as emergency
medical technicians at the moment.
**[17:03] ---**
Stay away from me, you voluptuous hussy!
**[17:06] ---**
I'm not the one who needs a doctor!
It's those two over there!
**[17:11] ---**
How do you do, everyone?
**[17:12] ---**
Yo!
**[17:22] ---**
It would seem that their
personalities have been switched.
**[17:27] ---**
I already figured that out!
How do we turn them back to normal?!
**[17:30] ---**
As for that, I do not know.
**[17:33] ---**
If you don't have anything
to offer, get lost!
**[17:38] ---**
So long, suckers!
**[17:40] ---**
Oh, but they just got here...!
**[17:43] ---**
Okay, all you Prinnies!
It's time to get back to work!
**[17:48] ---**
You're gonna make us work some more?!
**[17:50] ---**
You're serving a cause!
Let's all share the joy of work!
**[17:55] ---**
Or would you rather serve *me*?
**[17:57] ---**
We'll take the hard labor, dood!
**[17:59] ---**
--Hey, wait!
**[17:59] ---**
--Come back here!
**[18:01] ---**
They don't leave me much choice. I'll leave
them here until they turn back to normal.
**[18:06] ---**
How very unattractive of you!
**[18:08] ---**
You say something, statue?
**[18:10] ---**
I'll have you know that my name
is the Dark Adonis, Vy--
**[18:13] ---**
Put a sock in it, Mid-Boss!
**[18:15] ---**
Have it your way, then.
**[18:17] ---**
More importantly, do you seriously intend
to set out for the overlord's castle alone,
**[18:20] ---**
leaving those two here
in their switched state?
**[18:23] ---**
What's the problem with that?
**[18:24] ---**
It's not like not having those two
around is gonna cause me any trouble.
**[18:28] ---**
I wouldn't be so sure.
**[18:32] ---**
No man is an island unto himself.
We can't live without love.
**[18:37] ---**
Love is worthless.
**[18:39] ---**
There is just one way, just one,
to return those two to normal.
**[18:43] ---**
What?
**[18:45] ---**
You must get them to enter
this door. Or so it is said.
**[18:49] ---**
But the book said that anyone who goes
into this door never comes out again.
**[18:54] ---**
♪ Heave ho, heave ho,
Atamee, dood! Hell Valley, dood! ♪
**[18:58] ---**
Getting rid of you will free us
from you cruel slave drivers!
**[19:01] ---**
In ya go!
**[19:06] ---**
What are you doing?!
**[19:15] ---**
Why did they toss me in here, too?
**[19:19] ---**
These are souls.
**[19:21] ---**
Souls that have been preyed
upon by their weaknesses,
**[19:24] ---**
and taken prisoner here,
and now they can't get out.
**[19:28] ---**
By weakness...
**[20:04] ---**
You mustn't be caught up
in the torrents of weakness.
**[20:07] ---**
Once you are engulfed by it,
you will never break free, Laharl.
**[20:13] ---**
On the other hand, those two are switched,
so they might be able to resist!
**[20:20] ---**
Maybe! Just maybe! The two girls alone
will be able to step through this door!
**[20:25] ---**
Possibly.
**[20:26] ---**
Dial down the exposition, dood.
**[20:29] ---**
This is so pretty!
**[20:30] ---**
I hadn't looked at it that way.
**[20:32] ---**
What's lost is lost, right?
I just need to go get it back!
**[20:37] ---**
C'mon, Laharl, cheer up!
**[20:40] ---**
As long as you're still alive,
things can always get better! Right?
**[20:43] ---**
You cheer up, too!
**[20:46] ---**
Haul off and blow this place away
with your Overlord's Wrath, Laharl!
**[20:51] ---**
She's right! Haul off, dood!
**[20:53] ---**
Go go, Highness!
**[20:55] ---**
*Their ditzy cheerfulness
drives me up the wall,*
**[20:58] ---**
*but it looks like that's what set them free.*
**[21:08] ---**
Hey, no fair! No sexy women!
**[21:10] ---**
This is the Netherworld.
Demons are expected to fight dirty.
**[21:17] ---**
Go go, Highness! Go go go!
**[21:20] ---**
Go go, Laharl! Go go go!
**[21:24] ---**
They're back to normal!
**[21:26] ---**
♪ Atamee Valley, Hell Valley! ♪
**[21:31] ---**
How much farther are you two gonna
push this "happy-go-lucky" crap?!
**[21:43] ---**
We eagerly await your next visit, doods!
**[21:45] ---**
There's no point in staying
here any longer. Let's go!
**[21:48] ---**
Coming!
**[21:49] ---**
Thank you, doods! Come back soon!
**[22:00] ---**
I've had it up to here with this...
lovely Hall of Treasures!
**[22:03] ---**
That's for sure, Highness.
**[22:05] ---**
Still, "Hall of Treasures"
does have a lovely and sweet
**[22:07] ---**
ring to it no matter how
many times I hear it.
**[22:10] ---**
What about that place is lovely and sweet?
**[22:44] ---**
*If people ever notice the cycle of time on
this world where blue skies come and go,*
**[22:52] ---**
*something's bound to happen when
people with different outlooks get together.*
**[23:00] ---**
*Will we be buried by our desires?
Will love come and save the day?*
**[23:08] ---**
*Either way, it doesn't matter to me.
I'm gonna do as I please.*
**[23:15] ---**
*Light and shadow, egoists for whom
everything in the world has meaning,*
**[23:23] ---**
*every little fragment lives his life
with the balance on their shoulders.*
**[23:31] ---**
*Doing whatever we want,
having it exactly the way we want it.*
**[23:39] ---**
*Right now, under the same sky,*
**[23:43] ---**
*light and shadow repeat again and again.*
**[23:48] ---**
*Chain react*
**[23:59] ---**
*All right, Celestian! Your many
misdeeds have been laid bare!*
**[24:03] ---**
*I will therefore pass
sentence on the accused!*
**[24:05] ---**
*Do you have any proof?
Where's your evidence?!*
**[24:07] ---**
*Where's your proof, where's your proof?
I'm sick of your whining about proof, punk!*
**[24:09] ---**
*I've got your proof right here!*
**[24:10] ---**
*Take a good look at this Etna
blossom blizzard on my back!*
**[24:13] ---**
*Oh, wow! Did you draw that cherry
blossom blizzard tattoo yourself?!*
**[24:17] ---**
*Next time on Disgaea! "A Solomon-style
Judgment at the Dinero Castle?!"*
**[24:20] ---**
*Huh? But wasn't your schtick just now
from that old "Kin-san" period drama?*
**[24:23] ---**
"Next Time: A Solomon-style
Judgment at the Dinero Castle!?"
**[24:24] ---**
*Um... Yeah.*
# 4 - A Solomon-style Judgment at the Dinero Castle?!
Source: [Crunchyroll](https://www.crunchyroll.com/series/GY0XXX2P6/disgaea)
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**[00:09] ---**
"Disgaea"
**[00:13] ---**
*Ai no tameiki ni shibarareteru mitai.*
**[00:19] ---**
*Donna jumon de mo hodokenai no yo.*
**[00:26] ---**
*Urei wo hisometa shizuka na hitomi ga*
**[00:31] ---**
*yokei ni kokoro kakimidashiteku.*
**[00:39] ---**
*Sunao ja nai watashi yori motto*
**[00:45] ---**
*sunao ja nai anata ga itoshii.*
**[00:51] ---**
*Anata ga ii no, akuma de mo ii.*
**[00:58] ---**
*Ah, ima meguriaeta kiseki.*
**[01:04] ---**
*Kienai kizu mo, fukai karuma mo.*
**[01:11] ---**
*Ah aishitageru,*
**[01:14] ---**
*doko ni ite mo nando demo.*
**[01:22] ---**
*Aishitageru.*
**[01:34] ---**
Laharl, we have a problem!
**[01:37] ---**
Laharl, wake up! Laharl!
**[01:40] ---**
It's a big emergency!
**[01:42] ---**
Laharl, wake up! Please wake up!
**[01:47] ---**
Please wake up!
**[01:51] ---**
What is it? For your sake, I hope it's
important enough to disturb my sleep.
**[01:56] ---**
Of course!
**[02:01] ---**
"A Solomon-style Judgment
at the Dinero Castle!?"
**[02:08] ---**
It's over here, Laharl! Hurry! Hurry!
**[02:12] ---**
I'm coming, already! Unhand me!
**[02:16] ---**
Better treatment for Prinnies, dood!
**[02:20] ---**
What the hell do you think you're doing?
**[02:22] ---**
Pay us, dood!
**[02:24] ---**
We're on strike until we get our pay, dood!
**[02:26] ---**
We demand better working conditions, dood!
**[02:28] ---**
*This* is the big emergency?
**[02:29] ---**
Yes!
**[02:30] ---**
I mean, if the Prinnies go on strike,
**[02:33] ---**
you won't have anyone to look
after your needs, right?
**[02:37] ---**
So? You do it. Problem solved.
**[02:40] ---**
But I can't!
**[02:42] ---**
You rank even lower than the Prinnies!
When I tell you to do something, you do it!
**[02:46] ---**
Yes, sir! Helping people in need
is also part of an angel's duties!
**[02:50] ---**
I'll do my best!
**[02:51] ---**
Anyway, why should I have
to pay the Prinnies wages?
**[02:56] ---**
Well, my vassals are by default
*your* vassals, right, Highness?
**[02:59] ---**
In which case, it stands to reason
that you should be the one to pay them.
**[03:03] ---**
I think not! You pay them.
**[03:07] ---**
Cheapskate.
**[03:08] ---**
What?!
**[03:10] ---**
Now, now! No fighting!
**[03:13] ---**
Why do they need money in the first place?
**[03:18] ---**
Oh, that.
**[03:23] ---**
Inside each of these guys is
a soul that's committed sins.
**[03:28] ---**
Once they either perform an
equal number of good deeds,
**[03:31] ---**
or save up enough money to equal the weight
to their sins, they can be reincarnated.
**[03:36] ---**
Oh, I didn't know... In that case,
we really do have to pay them.
**[03:41] ---**
I'm hungry! Feed me!
**[03:44] ---**
You want *me* to make it?
**[03:45] ---**
Of course!
**[04:02] ---**
Are you trying to kill me?!
**[04:06] ---**
I'm sorry. As much as I love to eat,
I'm not so good at cooking things...
**[04:12] ---**
Cook me something else!
**[04:13] ---**
Sure, but it'll be worse than this.
**[04:15] ---**
And you two think that you're
qualified to be my servants?!
**[04:23] ---**
Of all the worthless...
**[04:26] ---**
If I pay you, you'll cook for me, right?
**[04:28] ---**
Sure will, dood!
**[04:30] ---**
Right, then I'll go to get
the Prinny Squad its pay!
**[04:33] ---**
Take me to the richest person in the area!
**[04:37] ---**
Yahoo!
**[04:41] ---**
One, two, three, four, five, six...
**[04:50] ---**
All right, this is all of it.
**[04:51] ---**
I want you to pledge fealty to me,
Zenisky, no, *Overlord* Zenisky,
**[04:56] ---**
and not even think about defying me!
**[04:59] ---**
Are you sure about that?
**[05:05] ---**
So, Krichevskoy's son has returned, eh?
**[05:10] ---**
Which is the true Overlord?
**[05:12] ---**
You, the former butler of the
old Overlord, or his son, Laharl?
**[05:20] ---**
The Demon Tome here is
proof that you are Overlord!
**[05:23] ---**
It's been handed from Overlord to Overlord
through the generations in the Netherworld!
**[05:26] ---**
My having this means that
I am the legitimate Overlord!
**[05:31] ---**
Yes, sire!
**[05:37] ---**
Daddy?
**[05:38] ---**
Oh, is that you, Koganesky?
What's the matter?
**[05:44] ---**
Do you want me to get you anything?
**[05:46] ---**
Daddy, do you know what everyone calls you?
**[05:50] ---**
No, what's that?
**[05:51] ---**
Zenisky the Money-grubber!
**[05:53] ---**
That's just the grumblings
of the sore losers!
**[05:56] ---**
Let them talk all they want, I don't care.
**[05:59] ---**
--Money-grubber! Money-grubber...!
**[06:04] ---**
--Koganesky! Stop that nonsense this instant!
**[06:07] ---**
--No matter what they say,
**[06:09] ---**
I have the Demon Tome!
**[06:12] ---**
As long as I have that, I'm Overlord
no matter what anyone says!
**[06:20] ---**
I wish you'd never become
the stinky Overlord!
**[06:27] ---**
Look at what you've done!
**[06:30] ---**
This vase cost me 7 million HL!
**[06:34] ---**
Oh, no...
**[06:36] ---**
Look at you... I hate you, Daddy!
**[06:44] ---**
Plunder everything that isn't nailed down!
**[06:47] ---**
Aye aye, dood!
**[06:57] ---**
Um... Doesn't this amount to burglary?
**[07:00] ---**
What's your point?
**[07:01] ---**
It's the owner's fault for leaving
home with all this stuff lying around.
**[07:04] ---**
Yeah, yeah! He brought it on himself!
**[07:07] ---**
You two always try to rationalize
the bad things you do,
**[07:11] ---**
but you can't waltz in and steal other
people's-- er, other *demons*'-- property!
**[07:15] ---**
Please, everyone! Stop this!
**[07:18] ---**
Right! Next up is Humbaba's place!
**[07:21] ---**
Aye, dood!
**[07:21] ---**
No, you can't!
**[07:26] ---**
Next up, the Minotaur's place!
**[07:27] ---**
--Aye, dood!
**[07:28] ---**
--You're gonna loot more houses?!
**[07:32] ---**
Right, next up is the Death Boar's place!
**[07:35] ---**
--Aye, dood!
**[07:35] ---**
--Stealing is wrong!
**[07:40] ---**
500 HL is about as high as I can go.
**[07:44] ---**
500 HL...? Is that a lot? Or a little?
**[07:47] ---**
You could not buy a pizza
at Bernie's for this.
**[07:51] ---**
Mister, run the numbers again!
**[07:53] ---**
If you don't like the
offer, try someplace else.
**[07:56] ---**
You're just trying to take us for a ride
because we're human, aren't you?!
**[08:00] ---**
Jennifer! Time for you to do your thing.
**[08:02] ---**
Coming!
**[08:03] ---**
Please, Mr. Shopkeeper,
this would be a personal favor to me...
**[08:08] ---**
We're in a real tight bind here...
**[08:11] ---**
A-All right, all right...
For you, I'll throw in a little extra.
**[08:16] ---**
Here...
**[08:20] ---**
Goodness, what a
sweethearted demon you are!
**[08:23] ---**
I'm in your debt... I'm looking
forward to doing business with you again.
**[08:32] ---**
Would it be all right if
I took this book, too?
**[08:34] ---**
G-Go right ahead...
**[08:35] ---**
Men in the Netherworld are
pretty straightforward too, I see.
**[08:38] ---**
At this rate, we'll have enough
to cover our repair bill in no time!
**[08:41] ---**
It's only a matter of time before
our spaceship is as good as new!
**[08:55] ---**
I want to hock all this crap!
**[08:57] ---**
S-Sure thing, sir.
**[08:59] ---**
It's for our Prinnies' paychecks,
so just give us whatever you feel like.
**[09:02] ---**
You can't! Please pay them lots of money!
**[09:06] ---**
More importantly, isn't
there any food in here?
**[09:08] ---**
Hey!
**[09:10] ---**
How dare you trample over the great
Captain Gordon, Defender of Earth?!
**[09:15] ---**
Oh, it's Mr. Gordon! Hello!
**[09:18] ---**
Oh, for crying out loud...
You're still here, human?
**[09:20] ---**
Naturally. I've been earning money to pay
for repairs on my ship, which *you* wrecked!
**[09:26] ---**
We just finished pawning
some Defender merchandise.
**[09:28] ---**
Wow, is there really a line
of Defender merchandise?!
**[09:31] ---**
I'd love to have something!
I'll buy something!
**[09:33] ---**
Have a look at our catalog.
**[09:36] ---**
Oh, thank you so much!
**[09:37] ---**
Perhaps you'd like to buy something,
too, Prince? I'll give you a discount.
**[09:41] ---**
Not interested! It'll shoot my HL's to hell!
**[09:43] ---**
My, what a stingy boy you are!
**[09:45] ---**
And that wasn't a very good pun, either.
**[09:49] ---**
Get thee behind me, hussy!
**[09:53] ---**
That was horrible!
They didn't do anything to you!
**[09:55] ---**
Look, I'm about to die of hunger over here!
Is there any food, or what?!
**[10:00] ---**
Make *aboslutely* sure that you don't put
these anywhere the Prince might see them!
**[10:03] ---**
If he spots one here, all the work
I've put into this will go up in smoke!
**[10:07] ---**
That'll be extra, dood.
**[10:10] ---**
I-I'll cut you a special deal!
**[10:12] ---**
You find something back there?
**[10:14] ---**
I hope for your sake that you're
not eating something behind my back!
**[10:18] ---**
I wouldn't dream of eating something
and not sharing it with you, Highness!
**[10:22] ---**
I can't trust a word you say.
**[10:25] ---**
Look out, Highness!
**[10:30] ---**
W-Why, you little--
**[10:34] ---**
Hey, this is... This is my old cradle!
**[10:39] ---**
This one... And that one, too!
**[10:43] ---**
All this stuff used to be
in the Overlord's Castle!
**[10:45] ---**
What's it doing in a pawn shop?!
**[10:47] ---**
Burglars must've swiped them.
**[10:50] ---**
You know, sometime during
the two years you spent napping.
**[10:52] ---**
It's your own fault for leaving them
out while you were away, dood!
**[10:54] ---**
You brought it on yourself, dood!
**[10:55] ---**
I got burglarized...
**[10:59] ---**
Oh, wow! What's this? It's so cute!
**[11:03] ---**
It looks like King Krichevskoy's
favorite fountain pen.
**[11:06] ---**
You mean Laharl's father?
**[11:08] ---**
Yep. Um, let's see...
**[11:10] ---**
Ah, over there! That's him!
**[11:13] ---**
Wow, so that's Overlord Krichevskoy...
**[11:17] ---**
That's the man himself.
He was such a great man...
**[11:20] ---**
Isn't that right, Highness?
**[11:33] ---**
You're still too young, Laharl.
**[11:35] ---**
I wanna read it!
**[11:36] ---**
Then you must first become Overlord.
**[11:38] ---**
That goes without saying.
**[11:41] ---**
I have no doubt that you will!
**[11:49] ---**
I had always planned to
take out the old geezer myself,
**[11:52] ---**
but he up and croaked on his own.
**[11:54] ---**
You mustn't talk about your father that way.
**[12:00] ---**
The important thing now is,
where is that Demon Tome right now?
**[12:04] ---**
I know where it is!
**[12:13] ---**
"Disgaea"
**[12:16] ---**
"Disgaea"
**[12:22] ---**
I know where it is!
**[12:24] ---**
Who's there?
**[12:28] ---**
It's been a long time, Prince!
**[12:31] ---**
Oh, you two know each other?
**[12:34] ---**
No, I don't know this little piggy.
**[12:37] ---**
Hand that over!
**[12:42] ---**
Laharl!
**[12:48] ---**
You pig, there isn't a single crumb left!
**[12:52] ---**
Hey, aren't you Koganesky, Zenisky's son?
**[12:56] ---**
Etna! You used to serve the old Overlord!
**[13:00] ---**
Zenisky? As in my old
man's butler? That Zenisky?
**[13:04] ---**
Do you remember me now?
**[13:06] ---**
Yeah.
**[13:08] ---**
I have a favor to ask, Prince!
**[13:11] ---**
A favor?
**[13:12] ---**
There's also money in it for you!
**[13:15] ---**
You said that you knew where
I could find the Demon Tome.
**[13:18] ---**
Wait a minute, is Zenisky using it to
claim the title of Overlord or something?
**[13:22] ---**
Yeah, that's exactly what he's doing!
**[13:25] ---**
This is unforgivable!
**[13:26] ---**
How dare he call himself
Overlord without my permission!
**[13:31] ---**
I know, that's why I want
you to defeat my father!
**[13:37] ---**
You want me to off your dad, huh?
**[13:39] ---**
Now that's more like it!
**[13:40] ---**
All good little demons should be like you!
**[13:43] ---**
There has to be some
reason for you to ask this.
**[13:46] ---**
There is, isn't there?
**[13:51] ---**
The weather report didn't say anything
about a slight chance of spears today!
**[13:54] ---**
Where did you see a weather report?
**[13:56] ---**
Who's there?!
**[13:58] ---**
We'll have your head!
**[14:04] ---**
What the heck was that all about?
**[14:06] ---**
She said something about a head.
**[14:08] ---**
Setting that aside for the moment, Highness,
**[14:10] ---**
will you take Koganesky up on his offer?
**[14:15] ---**
Highness?
**[14:16] ---**
I'm going there, but it's only so I can
take back the Demon Tome for myself.
**[14:21] ---**
Well, he up and left. What now?
**[14:26] ---**
You guys stay here and make sure you get
all the money that's coming to us, okay?
**[14:28] ---**
Aye aye, dood!
**[14:29] ---**
I better not catch you pocketing any of it.
**[14:34] ---**
Wow, has Zenisky really changed
that much since he became Overlord?
**[14:39] ---**
Yeah... all he does is count his money,
**[14:41] ---**
not knowing that everyone mocks him
behind his back, calling him a money-grubber.
**[14:45] ---**
It's so pathetic...
**[14:50] ---**
The truth is, you actually
love your father, don't you?
**[14:57] ---**
Koganesky genuinely
cares about Zenisky, so why...
**[15:03] ---**
Never mind. Still, are you sure
that you want to ask such a thing?
**[15:07] ---**
When they hear that he's
been beaten by the Prince,
**[15:09] ---**
people will stop thinking
of Daddy as the Overlord!
**[15:12] ---**
That's why I want the Prince
to beat him to a pulp!
**[15:16] ---**
Money, how do I love thee?
Let me count the bills...
**[15:19] ---**
It's been a long time, Zenisky!
**[15:22] ---**
Who said that?
**[15:30] ---**
Don't try to tell me that
you don't remember my face.
**[15:32] ---**
You...! You're Laharl, Krichevskoy's son!
**[15:39] ---**
No, not "Laharl"!
Address me as "Overlord Laharl"!
**[15:42] ---**
The way I hear it, you're going
around calling yourself Overlord,
**[15:45] ---**
but with my old man dead,
that makes *me* the heir to the Netherworld!
**[15:52] ---**
That's a good one!
**[15:53] ---**
In that case, show me the Demon Tome,
the mark of the Overlord!
**[15:57] ---**
Tell you what, you show me yours!
**[15:59] ---**
Very well.
**[16:02] ---**
Oh, that's right. I left it
on this table over here.
**[16:06] ---**
It's not here! It's gone!
The Demon Tome is missing!
**[16:10] ---**
Did you take it?!
**[16:12] ---**
I'd never stoop to such low behavior!
**[16:15] ---**
But he'll gladly rob you blind
while you're away from home!
**[16:20] ---**
Koganesky!
**[16:22] ---**
Watch closely. I'm about to do as you asked.
**[16:24] ---**
What does he mean by that?
**[16:28] ---**
I sold the Demon Tome to the pawn broker!
**[16:31] ---**
What?!
**[16:32] ---**
Koganesky? Why would you do that?
**[16:37] ---**
Koganesky...
**[16:40] ---**
Betrayed by your own son!
**[16:42] ---**
You had the devil's own luck,
but it just ran out, Zenisky!
**[16:45] ---**
Silence! All right, you
guys! Take care of him!
**[16:50] ---**
What're you doing?!
I'm paying you for times like this!
**[16:56] ---**
W-We were wiped out...
**[17:05] ---**
What can I say, your hired muscle
didn't put up much of a fight.
**[17:08] ---**
I'll do it myself, then!
**[17:13] ---**
Have a taste of my Darkness Slash!
**[17:34] ---**
Earth Shaker!
**[17:41] ---**
Daddy!
**[17:45] ---**
Looks like I win.
**[17:47] ---**
From now on, don't you
*ever* claim to be the Overlord.
**[17:50] ---**
I'll also be taking every last thing you own.
**[17:53] ---**
You can't! Without money, I won't be
able to pay my power, gas, or water bills!
**[18:00] ---**
I can't live with all
my utilities turned off!
**[18:03] ---**
You have a sword to your throat
and you're *still* pinching pennies?
**[18:06] ---**
That's Zenisky for you...
**[18:07] ---**
Koganesky! Please, spare me!
**[18:10] ---**
What'll it be, Koganesky?
**[18:15] ---**
F-Finish him...!
**[18:17] ---**
You're going to forsake your own father?!
**[18:21] ---**
Begging your son to spare
your life is pathetic.
**[18:24] ---**
I think I should put you out of
your misery right here and now!
**[18:39] ---**
What do you think you're doing? Stand aside!
**[18:43] ---**
I won't go easy on you
just because you're a kid!
**[18:48] ---**
I-I'm not moving!
**[18:50] ---**
Why are you protecting your old man?
I thought you wanted me to kill him!
**[18:55] ---**
Don't you see, Laharl? This is what love is.
**[18:59] ---**
More of your "love" crap?!
**[19:01] ---**
Love, love, love! I'm sick of you and
your "love" prattle, you damn Love Freak!
**[19:04] ---**
You can call me whatever
you like, I don't care!
**[19:07] ---**
What's so bad about believing in love?
**[19:09] ---**
You and your people are just refusing to
see the love that's right in front of you!
**[19:15] ---**
You, too, Koganesky. Be honest
with yourself about your feelings.
**[19:19] ---**
The truth is, you love your father very much.
**[19:22] ---**
I do not! I hate Daddy!
**[19:25] ---**
I hate him more than anything!
**[19:27] ---**
Sounds to me like you like him, though.
**[19:29] ---**
I just... I just wanted him
to not be Overlord anymore...
**[19:33] ---**
...and go back to being my plain old Daddy!
**[19:36] ---**
I want my old Daddy back,
the one who would play with me!
**[19:41] ---**
O my son, forgive me for being
the cause of such loneliness in you!
**[19:45] ---**
The fault lies with me!
**[19:46] ---**
No, it was I who was the horrible one!
**[19:48] ---**
No, our sorrows can be traced
back to my having neglected you!
**[19:55] ---**
Oh, father!
**[19:56] ---**
My son!
**[19:58] ---**
Oh, puke!
**[20:00] ---**
Go spout this crap somewhere else!
**[20:10] ---**
Did you send them to
another dimension or something?
**[20:13] ---**
Are you sure that not finishing
him off was a smart idea?
**[20:15] ---**
Killing him wouldn't have earned me
any more money to pay the Prinnies with.
**[20:19] ---**
Oh, so you passed judgment like Solomon did!
**[20:21] ---**
Be quiet! Looking at those two made me sick,
so I got rid of them, that's all!
**[20:25] ---**
Too bad, you had all kinds of
different punishment options.
**[20:29] ---**
You could've made an
example of him by exiling him,
**[20:31] ---**
or forcing him to mine gold in the
Netherworld mines for all eternity.
**[20:35] ---**
The important thing is, does this
place have anything to eat in it?!
**[20:37] ---**
I'll cook you something!
**[20:38] ---**
You're off cooking duty!
**[20:40] ---**
That's okay, Flonne!
**[20:48] ---**
Laharl.
**[20:50] ---**
Do you love your father?
**[20:53] ---**
No, I hate you!
**[20:55] ---**
Very good, that is the
typical answer for a demon.
**[20:58] ---**
I don't mind you saying that for now.
**[21:00] ---**
But one day, I...
**[21:03] ---**
*I wonder what my old man
was trying to tell me back then?*
**[21:06] ---**
Laharl!
**[21:08] ---**
The Prinnies are done making dinner.
Aren't you going to eat?
**[21:11] ---**
Oh, right.
**[21:14] ---**
Um, would it be okay if I
spoke frankly for a minute?
**[21:19] ---**
I was wrong about you, Laharl.
**[21:22] ---**
It's true that you're
conceited and self-centered
**[21:25] ---**
and think the world revolves around you.
**[21:28] ---**
And there are plenty more
shortcomings where those came from.
**[21:31] ---**
Would you get to the point, already?!
**[21:32] ---**
Today, I discovered the slightest
hint of kindness in your heart!
**[21:39] ---**
Oh, would you give it a rest?!
I don't have to stand here and take this!
**[21:43] ---**
Anyway, it's you and your Love Freak crap
**[21:45] ---**
that made me think of my
old man in the first place!
**[21:49] ---**
Hey! Where's the Demon Tome?!
**[21:51] ---**
It's wasn't there, dood!
**[21:52] ---**
What did you say?! Who the hell bought it?!
**[21:57] ---**
*Laharl, it might be just a small
hint of kindness right now,*
**[22:02] ---**
*but I have great hope that
you will open your eyes to love.*
**[22:10] ---**
What the heck is this?
**[22:12] ---**
Oh, I bought that at the
pawn shop this afternoon.
**[22:15] ---**
Isn't the elaborate binding wonderful?
**[22:21] ---**
--Why, this is...!
**[22:21] ---**
--Why, this is...!
**[22:44] ---**
*Aoi hiru ga meguru hoshi de
toki no ruupu mezametara,*
**[22:51] ---**
*chigau kokoro motta mono
atsumareba nanika ga okiru yo.*
**[22:59] ---**
*Yokubou de umeru no ka?
Ai wa hito no tame ni ugoko no ka?*
**[23:07] ---**
*Dotchi datte kamawanai yo, suki ni yaru dake.*
**[23:15] ---**
*Hikari to kage kono sekai
de subete ga imi aru egoisuto.*
**[23:23] ---**
*Hitotsu hitotsu no kakera wa
sou baransu wo ninai ikiteru.*
**[23:31] ---**
*Omou no mama, kokoro no mama
ni ima wa onaji sora no shita*
**[23:43] ---**
*hikari to kage wa kurikaesu.*
**[23:47] ---**
*Chain react*
**[23:59] ---**
*Super-babe treasure hunter Etna
begins her grand adventure*
**[24:01] ---**
*in search of a legendary treasure right now!*
**[24:05] ---**
*Maybe, maybe not, dood.*
**[24:07] ---**
*Mysteries that lie in wait! Horrifying traps!*
**[24:10] ---**
*When I get the treasure,
it's going to trigger something!*
**[24:12] ---**
*Maybe, maybe not, dood.*
**[24:14] ---**
*Next time on Disgaea! "The Dungeon
of Temptation! Maybe, Maybe Not..."*
**[24:20] ---**
*Maybe, maybe not, dood.*
**[24:21] ---**
*This seems kinda iffy.
Are they really gonna air it?*
**[24:23] ---**
"Next Time: The Dungeon of
Temptation! Maybe, Maybe Not..."
**[24:24] ---**
*Maybe, maybe not, dood.*
# 5 - The Dungeon of Temptation! Maybe, Maybe Not...
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**[00:09] ---**
"Disgaea"
**[00:13] ---**
*It's like I'm tied up tight
by the sighs of love.*
**[00:19] ---**
*I can't break free no
matter what spell I try.*
**[00:26] ---**
*Tranquil eyes that conceal sorrow behind them*
**[00:31] ---**
*throw my heart into turmoil
more than they ought to.*
**[00:39] ---**
*You mean more to me than I do,*
**[00:45] ---**
*even though we both
refuse to admit to our feelings.*
**[00:51] ---**
*You're the one for me.
I don't care if you're a demon.*
**[00:58] ---**
*Oh, this is a miracle
that I've stumbled upon.*
**[01:04] ---**
*Even these wounds that never fade,
even this profound karma.*
**[01:11] ---**
*Oh, I'll give you my love.*
**[01:14] ---**
*Time and again, no matter where you are.*
**[01:22] ---**
*I'll give you my love.*
**[01:42] ---**
Do you have the slightest idea who I am?
**[01:47] ---**
Why are you attacking me?
**[02:09] ---**
Gosh, attacked by three monsters at once!
You're really Mr. Popular, aren't ya?
**[02:15] ---**
You sly dog!
**[02:16] ---**
This is getting on my nerves.
**[02:19] ---**
Still, I wonder why you're being
attacked again and again like this?
**[02:22] ---**
I have no idea.
**[02:23] ---**
Well, this means that news of your return
is spreading across all of the Netherworld.
**[02:28] ---**
This saves you the trouble of getting
the news out yourself, wouldn't you say?
**[02:37] ---**
Oh, my! Look over there, Highness!
**[02:41] ---**
Is that a UFO?
**[02:47] ---**
"Bounty of 1 million HL to be paid to
the demon who kills Overlord Laharl."
**[02:52] ---**
What's this?
**[02:54] ---**
Wow, there's a price on
your head, Highness! No way!
**[02:58] ---**
A million?
**[02:59] ---**
Amazing! That's my Prince!
**[03:03] ---**
*That's* all they think my life is worth?!
**[03:07] ---**
So those smalltime demons were really
bounty hunters? I'm shocked! Shocked, I say!
**[03:12] ---**
What I want to know is,
**[03:14] ---**
what fool out there had the gall
to put a price on my head?!
**[03:16] ---**
Can you think of any likely demons?
**[03:19] ---**
If I had to guess, I'd say it was the people
in Celestia who sent Flonne here.
**[03:23] ---**
In any case, this is intolerable!
**[03:25] ---**
Once I get my hands on him,
he'll wish he'd never been born!
**[03:30] ---**
Now that you mention it,
Highness, where *is* Flonne?
**[03:33] ---**
I don't care!
**[03:35] ---**
"The Dungeon of Temptation!
Maybe, Maybe Not..."
**[03:45] ---**
Laharl! Etna!
**[03:52] ---**
How could they abandon
a vassal in a place like this...?
**[03:57] ---**
It's so mean!
**[04:01] ---**
But this might be a trial
that I have to overcome...
**[04:06] ---**
Yes, that must be it!
This is more of Laharl's tough love!
**[04:12] ---**
I'll tough it out!
**[04:16] ---**
What did you say?
There's a bounty on the Prince's head?
**[04:19] ---**
Yes. That is what is written on that flyer.
**[04:23] ---**
If we got that bounty, we'd have enough
to pay for repairs on our spaceship!
**[04:28] ---**
This means that our luck
has finally turned around!
**[04:30] ---**
That's right, Jennifer! As Defender of Earth,
I will bring him down no matter what!
**[04:36] ---**
That should do it, Thursday.
**[04:41] ---**
I've installed dowsing mods that
will let you search for the prince.
**[04:45] ---**
This will let us track him down in no time!
**[04:48] ---**
Amazing! We can always
count on you, Jennifer!
**[04:51] ---**
All right, show us your stuff, Thursday!
**[04:52] ---**
Scan in progress.
**[04:54] ---**
Beep beep blip beep.
**[04:59] ---**
Signature detected in this direction.
**[05:01] ---**
Now commencing pursuit.
**[05:03] ---**
Okay, let's get going!
**[05:04] ---**
Just you wait, you notorious demon!
**[05:09] ---**
There's something pleasantly gloomy
and creepy about this forest, isn't there?
**[05:16] ---**
What's the matter, Highness?
**[05:19] ---**
Take a look at that rock.
We passed it a while ago.
**[05:23] ---**
Now that you mention it...
**[05:25] ---**
Are you telling me that we're going
around in circles?! This isn't good!
**[05:30] ---**
You only realized it just now?
**[05:32] ---**
And there's nobody around to ask for
directions... We're in a real bind here.
**[05:39] ---**
I'm hungry.
**[05:40] ---**
So am I. I'm starving.
**[05:43] ---**
Quit your complaining and
call in the Prinnies!
**[05:46] ---**
Right! Prinny Squad, assemble!
**[05:50] ---**
Prinnies, I've got a job for you!
**[05:56] ---**
What's the problem?
**[05:58] ---**
It doesn't look like they're coming.
**[05:59] ---**
I wonder if they're
busy with something else?
**[06:02] ---**
And you people call yourselves
vassals of the great Overlord?!
**[06:05] ---**
Remember, the Prinnies are *my* vassals!
**[06:07] ---**
Like I said before,
*your* vassals are by definition...
**[06:13] ---**
I'm done counting on you people.
**[06:17] ---**
Hey! Wait, Highness!
**[06:27] ---**
Now it's raining!
**[06:35] ---**
Uh, this strikes me as a wee bit suspicious.
**[06:37] ---**
Don't look a gift horse in the mouth.
**[06:55] ---**
Overlord Laharl is here! Is anyone home?!
**[07:05] ---**
I welcometh thee, Overlord!
**[07:12] ---**
You should have been here to greet
me as soon as I came in the door!
**[07:16] ---**
Please forgiveth my rudeness.
**[07:18] ---**
Excuse me, the Prince and I are both--
**[07:20] ---**
Dinner is waiting for you. Right this way.
**[07:25] ---**
Really? But we didn't even
say that we were hungry...
**[07:29] ---**
Why complain? She isn't wasting our time.
**[07:33] ---**
Wow, this is all for us?!
**[07:37] ---**
I only hopeth that it's
to the Overlord's liking.
**[07:42] ---**
I have to say, though,
finding a fancy spread like this
**[07:45] ---**
in the middle of a forest goes way
beyond suspicious, don't you think, High--
**[07:50] ---**
You're already eating!
**[07:52] ---**
It tastes fine. You eat, too.
**[07:54] ---**
I swear, you're the easiest man in
the Netherworld to poison, Highness...
**[08:02] ---**
This is great!
**[08:19] ---**
Target detected.
**[08:20] ---**
We've found you, prince of the Netherworld!
**[08:23] ---**
You won't get away this time!
**[08:35] ---**
Hey, something went
over our heads just now...
**[08:39] ---**
You won't escape us this time,
my good demon prince!
**[08:42] ---**
You lunatics again?! I'm in the
middle of dinner! Come back later!
**[08:46] ---**
Uh, Highness, I think you
should take a look at this.
**[08:56] ---**
The Overlord is my prey!
You will not layeth a finger on him!
**[08:59] ---**
He's your what?!
**[09:00] ---**
What did I tell you? I *knew* this was fishy.
**[09:03] ---**
First I'm your guest and now
I'm your prey, huh? Who are you?
**[09:07] ---**
I have awaited your arrival, Prince Laharl.
**[09:10] ---**
My name is Sardia the Demonslayer.
**[09:13] ---**
Demonslayer?
**[09:16] ---**
My blade hath taken the
lives of over 2000 demons!
**[09:20] ---**
That many, huh?
**[09:22] ---**
Or was it *under* 2000...?
**[09:24] ---**
Which is it?!
**[09:26] ---**
With but a single swing of this sword,
even the land itself is cleft in twain!
**[09:31] ---**
Really? It splits in half?
**[09:33] ---**
Maybe, maybe not.
**[09:35] ---**
Which is it?!
**[09:36] ---**
In any event, the life of Overlord Laharl
is in mine to do with as I pleaseth.
**[09:43] ---**
Now I get it.
**[09:44] ---**
It looks like this is the perfect
time for a little after-dinner exercise.
**[09:55] ---**
Thursday!
**[09:57] ---**
Whew!
**[09:59] ---**
Let the wailing and gnashing
of teeth commenceth!
**[10:01] ---**
For down below is the far
reaches of the Netherworld!
**[10:03] ---**
It's the what?!
**[10:07] ---**
Maybe, maybe not.
**[10:08] ---**
Make up your mind, dammit!
**[10:11] ---**
I am in the habit of taking
my time and savoring my meals.
**[10:17] ---**
We did it! At long last, he's been
sealed away in the depths of the earth!
**[10:21] ---**
Thank you for your assistance!
**[10:23] ---**
We'll split the bounty
with you fifty-fifty, and--
**[10:28] ---**
I'm slipping!
**[10:37] ---**
As if I would ever alloweth my bounty
to be stolen by a mere human!
**[10:46] ---**
Where am I? Which way should I go?
**[10:51] ---**
O great Seraph, please show me the way!
**[10:58] ---**
Laharl! Etna!
**[11:12] ---**
So, that demon was after
the bounty on me, too?
**[11:14] ---**
Probably. Or maybe she just
drops people into pits for kicks.
**[11:19] ---**
Must be a magical barrier.
**[11:22] ---**
Try it again, Highness.
**[11:28] ---**
See? Now we have plenty of light.
**[11:31] ---**
Don't treat my mighty magic as
a stand-in for a box of matches!
**[11:33] ---**
Now, where's that exit...?
I kinda doubt there *is* one.
**[11:37] ---**
I swear, that dead-man-walking
who put that bounty on me
**[11:40] ---**
is causing me nothing but trouble!
**[11:42] ---**
I'm gonna find out who it was,
mark my words!
**[11:53] ---**
Like I said, we can't use magic
in here because of-- That's hot!
**[11:59] ---**
Highness, the place is on fire!
**[12:02] ---**
Put it out!
**[12:04] ---**
Damn it, step aside!
**[12:11] ---**
Highness, you're just making the fire worse!
**[12:18] ---**
What's that?
**[12:18] ---**
Oh, the pit is equipped with a fire
extinguisher system! What a relief!
**[12:28] ---**
Hey, we don't need any more water!
**[12:31] ---**
Ah, she's using water torture.
**[12:33] ---**
You're kidding!
**[12:40] ---**
Something's in here with us!
**[12:49] ---**
"Disgaea"
**[12:52] ---**
"Disgaea"
**[13:04] ---**
I can't fight properly,
floating around like this!
**[13:06] ---**
Highness! Highness!
**[13:08] ---**
Look at that!
**[13:13] ---**
Ah, what a fine view. I shall taketh
the liberty of enjoying this little show.
**[13:17] ---**
Oh, so I'm an *hors d'oeuvre
*for your wine, am I?!
**[13:21] ---**
More to the point, what the
heck kind of fish is that thing?!
**[13:25] ---**
Mizuchi! A monster whose
favorite food is lively demons!
**[13:32] ---**
Oh, you don't say...
**[13:34] ---**
Or so I'm told.
**[13:35] ---**
What, you don't know?!
**[13:37] ---**
So, a Demonslayer keeps a demon-slayer
as a pet, huh? Interesting hobby you have...
**[13:43] ---**
Go forth, Mizuchi!
Giveth those two a slow, painful death!
**[13:55] ---**
Where is the Prince?!
**[13:57] ---**
I can't be sure...
**[14:02] ---**
It looks like there's a
powerful barrier down here.
**[14:04] ---**
Don't give up!
**[14:06] ---**
There is no obstacle that the 37th
Defender of Earth can't overcome!
**[14:11] ---**
Boost your gain and keep trying.
**[14:12] ---**
Roger.
**[14:20] ---**
Highness!
**[14:23] ---**
Yes, I want them to suffereth!
**[14:52] ---**
That's it! Now, let's try that again!
**[14:56] ---**
What in the--
**[15:00] ---**
Danger! Danger!
Massive volume of water approaching!
**[15:04] ---**
A what?!
**[15:05] ---**
Danger! Danger!
**[15:11] ---**
Jennifer! Thursday!
**[15:22] ---**
That lady's really put
me through the wringer...
**[15:25] ---**
You've got some nerve, Demonslayer!
**[15:36] ---**
I can't walk another step...
**[15:38] ---**
Laharl... Seraph Lamington...
**[15:51] ---**
Who are you?
**[16:08] ---**
You want me to help you? Help you do what?
**[16:12] ---**
You needn't hideth the truth from me.
**[16:14] ---**
You are aftereth the Overlord's life,
too, are you not?
**[16:17] ---**
Like I said, I'm Laharl's vassal,
and I'm trying to find him.
**[16:21] ---**
Silence!
**[16:23] ---**
If that is how you wanteth it, I might be
persuaded to giveth you part of the bounty.
**[16:28] ---**
Bounty? Bounty on what?
**[16:32] ---**
Still trying to playeth
dumb with me, are you?!
**[16:40] ---**
It's not only the bounty
on his head that I am after.
**[16:43] ---**
The amount of money and valuables
**[16:45] ---**
that Laharl stands to inherit
from the previous Overlord...
**[16:48] ---**
...is so vast that it
would fill up that lake!
**[16:50] ---**
Gosh, really?
**[16:53] ---**
Or maybe it wouldn't.
**[16:56] ---**
Why do demons think
about nothing but money?
**[17:00] ---**
Surely there are things that
are more important than money!
**[17:03] ---**
I do not expecteth your
people to understand.
**[17:06] ---**
The neverending fixation on
and ambition towards money...
**[17:08] ---**
The grandeur of it! The beauty of it!
**[17:11] ---**
In any case, I can't help you!
**[17:13] ---**
If you insisteth!
**[17:16] ---**
You leave me no choice but to eliminate you.
**[17:20] ---**
One!
**[17:22] ---**
What?
**[17:25] ---**
Here in the Netherworld,
fighting dirty is a virtue!
**[17:29] ---**
Two!
**[17:32] ---**
The praises of insincerity are sung, as well!
**[17:37] ---**
Three! Strike down this irritating
fly that's buzzing around my ears...
**[17:42] ---**
...my Overlord's Wrath!
**[17:50] ---**
Overlord Laharl stands before you!
**[17:53] ---**
Laharl, that was so cool!
**[17:55] ---**
Use that as your entrance
speech from now on!
**[17:58] ---**
I'm glad to see that you're okay, too, Etna!
**[18:01] ---**
You're somebody else who's a lot more
tenacious than I gave you credit for.
**[18:03] ---**
Sardia, you have some nerve,
challenging the Overlord!
**[18:06] ---**
You will be the 2001st demon that this sword
has dispatched as swiftly as the morning fog!
**[18:11] ---**
--Maybe, maybe not.
**[18:11] ---**
--Maybe, maybe not.
**[18:12] ---**
Don't stealeth my catch-phrase!
Prepare to meet your maker!
**[18:17] ---**
Beauty!
**[18:20] ---**
Who's there?!
**[18:22] ---**
Such an angry expression will ruin
your exquisite face, Mademoiselle.
**[18:28] ---**
Just great, somebody else is butting in...
**[18:29] ---**
What did you come here for,
you measly Mid-Boss?
**[18:32] ---**
I am no Mid-Boss!
**[18:34] ---**
I am an aristocrat who is in search
of love and beauty, the Dark Adonis!
**[18:39] ---**
My lovely Mademoiselle,
Overlord Laharl is my eternal rival.
**[18:44] ---**
I ask that you be so good as to stand aside.
**[18:46] ---**
Since when am I your "eternal rival"?
Keep out of this!
**[18:49] ---**
Well, it looks like another person has
arrived to try to claimeth the bounty.
**[18:53] ---**
A bounty, you say! Perish the thought!
**[18:56] ---**
Do I strike you as a vulgar demon who
could be tempted by mere filthy lucre?
**[19:01] ---**
Not to me, Mr. Mid-Boss!
**[19:02] ---**
*Merci*, Mademoiselle! But how many times
must I tell you that I am not a Mid-Boss!
**[19:07] ---**
I am the Dark Adonis,
who seeks out love and beauty--
**[19:10] ---**
Oh, shut up!
**[19:28] ---**
Your bark is worse than your bite.
**[19:33] ---**
Say your prayers.
**[19:36] ---**
Wait, Laharl!
**[19:39] ---**
Unhand me!
**[19:40] ---**
Finishing someone off without giving
them the chance to repent is going too far!
**[19:44] ---**
I'm sure that demons are capable
**[19:46] ---**
of repenting for their
sins, just like angels are!
**[19:48] ---**
We do not!
**[19:50] ---**
No, I'm sure that deep down, there is
love in your heart that is capable of
**[19:55] ---**
feeling mercy and forgiving
the sins of others!
**[19:59] ---**
More of your love nonsense?!
**[20:00] ---**
I have faith in you, Laharl!
**[20:02] ---**
In the mercy and genuine love
that have begun to blossom in your--
**[20:07] ---**
Huh?
**[20:11] ---**
Oh, brother. Here's another one
who never learns her lesson...
**[20:34] ---**
What's the matter, Highness?!
**[20:36] ---**
Don't tell me that what
Flonne said just now got to you!
**[20:40] ---**
Of course not, don't be stupid.
**[20:43] ---**
Sardia. You're going to
take me to see the person
**[20:45] ---**
who told you that there
was a bounty on my head.
**[20:48] ---**
I'm going to claim the bounty myself!
**[20:51] ---**
Um, Highness, I don't think I need to
remind you that the bounty is *on* you...
**[20:56] ---**
Exactly. If I go and turn
myself in, that means
**[20:59] ---**
I get to take credit for my capture!
**[21:01] ---**
What about it?
You have a problem with my plan?
**[21:03] ---**
Um... No, sir, none at all.
**[21:07] ---**
Attaboy! You're Krichevskoy's son, all right!
**[21:10] ---**
You've got your finger in
all kinds of evil pies!
**[21:12] ---**
Don't go overboard with the compliments.
**[21:18] ---**
My sword!
**[21:19] ---**
From this day forward, you're my vassal.
**[21:21] ---**
You won't be needing a
demonslayer's sword anymore.
**[21:24] ---**
Let's go!
**[21:27] ---**
So... this means that I have
a vassal now, too, doesn't it?
**[21:31] ---**
Yay! I'm so happy!
**[21:33] ---**
Don't get the wrong idea.
**[21:35] ---**
You're always gonna be the
lowest vassal on the totem pole!
**[21:38] ---**
Aw, you're kidding...!
**[21:40] ---**
Sardia, you're going to be our guide.
**[21:45] ---**
But the one who first mentioned the
bounty to her was... Oh, what the heck!
**[21:52] ---**
Wait for me! I had a horrible time finding
my way out of that desert you left me in!
**[21:58] ---**
Oops, sorry about that!
We didn't notice that you were gone!
**[22:00] ---**
I doubt that!
**[22:03] ---**
The Defender of Earth is back in action!
**[22:06] ---**
I stand before you!
Where is the demon prince?!
**[22:11] ---**
Um, hello? The Mid-Boss is up here, everyone!
**[22:16] ---**
Oops, I called myself the "Mid-Boss"...
**[22:22] ---**
*Overlord Laharl, one day I will slay you!*
**[22:25] ---**
*Maybe, maybe not...*
**[22:44] ---**
*If people ever notice the cycle of time on
this world where blue skies come and go,*
**[22:52] ---**
*something's bound to happen when
people with different outlooks get together.*
**[23:00] ---**
*Will we be buried by our desires?
Will love come and save the day?*
**[23:08] ---**
*Either way, it doesn't matter to me.
I'm gonna do as I please.*
**[23:15] ---**
*Light and shadow, egoists for whom
everything in the world has meaning,*
**[23:23] ---**
*every little fragment lives his life
with the balance on their shoulders.*
**[23:31] ---**
*Doing whatever we want,
having it exactly the way we want it.*
**[23:39] ---**
*Right now, under the same sky,*
**[23:43] ---**
*light and shadow repeat again and again.*
**[23:48] ---**
*Chain react*
**[23:59] ---**
*Etna, the in-your-face babe
reporter is on the scene!*
**[24:02] ---**
*Today's target is Flonne, the top Evil Idol!*
**[24:05] ---**
*I hear your public and private
personas are like night and day!*
**[24:07] ---**
*I'm gonna expose the real you!*
**[24:08] ---**
*That's so mean! What makes
you say that I'm evil?!*
**[24:11] ---**
*When you've got no evidence, make it up!
Feast your eyes on this scandalous photo!*
**[24:14] ---**
*Gosh, this fake nude
picture is really well done!*
**[24:16] ---**
*Next time on Disgaea!
"Etna's Embarrassing Secret"!*
**[24:21] ---**
*So, tell us! What's your secret, Etna?*
**[24:23] ---**
"Next time:
Etna's Embarrassing Secret "
**[24:24] ---**
*Don't ask me that, okay?*
# 6 - Etna's Embarrassing Secret
Source: [Crunchyroll](https://www.crunchyroll.com/series/GY0XXX2P6/disgaea)
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**[00:09] ---**
"Disgaea"
**[00:13] ---**
*Ai no tameiki ni shibarareteru mitai.*
**[00:19] ---**
*Donna jumon de mo hodokenai no yo.*
**[00:26] ---**
*Urei wo hisometa shizuka na hitomi ga*
**[00:31] ---**
*yokei ni kokoro kakimidashiteku.*
**[00:39] ---**
*Sunao ja nai watashi yori motto*
**[00:45] ---**
*sunao ja nai anata ga itoshii.*
**[00:51] ---**
*Anata ga ii no, akuma de mo ii.*
**[00:58] ---**
*Ah, ima meguriaeta kiseki.*
**[01:04] ---**
*Kienai kizu mo, fukai karuma mo.*
**[01:11] ---**
*Ah aishitageru,*
**[01:14] ---**
*doko ni ite mo nando demo.*
**[01:22] ---**
*Aishitageru.*
**[01:44] ---**
Wow, I see something swirling down there...
**[01:49] ---**
If you fell into that, there's no
telling where you'd be sent off to!
**[01:52] ---**
Sent off to?
**[01:54] ---**
Wait a minute! Don't tell
me that you don't know
**[01:56] ---**
why we've been taking all this
time walking on the ground?
**[01:59] ---**
No. Why are we?
**[02:01] ---**
Look, there's no cohesion in the void
between one floating island and the next.
**[02:06] ---**
So if you get careless and
fall in, there's no telling--
**[02:09] ---**
I'm trying, but I still don't understand...
**[02:11] ---**
If you can't wrap your head around,
maybe some firsthand experience will help!
**[02:21] ---**
Highness, that was just plain mean!
**[02:23] ---**
What, do you want to give it a try, too?
**[02:25] ---**
Sir! No, sir!
**[02:27] ---**
If we're clear on that,
get your tail in gear.
**[02:29] ---**
Roger!
**[02:32] ---**
That was mean, Laharl! Huh?
**[02:36] ---**
Wow, is this a miracle?
**[02:41] ---**
I guess not.
**[02:42] ---**
What's the holdup back there? Get a move on!
**[02:45] ---**
Coming!
**[02:46] ---**
Wait for me!
**[02:49] ---**
Laharl! Etna! Please don't leave me!
**[02:52] ---**
Help me!
**[02:54] ---**
"Etna's Embarrassing Secret"
**[03:01] ---**
So, that's the castle of the criminal
mastermind who put a bounty on my head, huh?
**[03:05] ---**
It's just like Sardia said.
**[03:08] ---**
"Go through the Evil Forest,
**[03:10] ---**
crawl along the Cliffs of Despair,
**[03:13] ---**
and cross the Rope Bridge of the Damned,
and there shall ye find
**[03:16] ---**
the castle that ye seeketh."
**[03:18] ---**
But remember, she also said,
"Maybe, maybe not."
**[03:21] ---**
So this might belong to
another demon entirely.
**[03:24] ---**
We'll find out soon enough when we get there.
**[03:25] ---**
All right, let's go claim that bounty.
**[03:28] ---**
Yeah!
**[03:34] ---**
A flower petal? Where'd it come from?
**[03:37] ---**
C'mon, Flonne! We're gonna leave you behind!
**[03:39] ---**
Wait for me!
**[03:52] ---**
The place sure looks the part, doesn't it?
**[04:01] ---**
The Master will be with you shortly.
Please wait here.
**[04:05] ---**
That's very kind of you.
**[04:08] ---**
Thank you so much!
**[04:13] ---**
Well, well, well. What have we here?
**[04:15] ---**
I should have known it was you.
**[04:19] ---**
Hi, Highness! It's been too long!
**[04:22] ---**
*Wilkommen* to Maderas Castle! Welcome!
**[04:26] ---**
Who is he? Is this mincing
demon an acquaintance of yours?
**[04:31] ---**
Mincing demon, indeed!
Such a rude girl you are!
**[04:34] ---**
His name is Maderas.
He was banished from the castle,
**[04:37] ---**
for stealing my old man's favorite
snack, steamed buns of the damned.
**[04:41] ---**
Maderas, that's me! Yay!
**[04:43] ---**
Yay...
**[04:45] ---**
Still, since you're a familiar face,
that will make things easier.
**[04:48] ---**
It'll save me the trouble of negotiating.
**[04:50] ---**
Now, how about forking over the bounty
**[04:53] ---**
that you so graciously put on the
head of the great Overlord Laharl?!
**[04:56] ---**
Yeah, but make the check payable to me!
**[04:59] ---**
What?
**[05:00] ---**
No offense, Highness, but you're the
most gullible demon in the Netherworld.
**[05:04] ---**
It's almost funny.
**[05:09] ---**
Highness! Say "ah"!
**[05:13] ---**
Buh-bye, Highness! Flonne!
**[05:16] ---**
*Auf wiedersehen*, Highness!
You can call me Overlord Maderas!
**[05:20] ---**
I'm so wonderful!
**[05:29] ---**
Where are we?
**[05:30] ---**
I have no idea...
**[05:35] ---**
What's the deal with this place?
**[05:36] ---**
Oh, my! Are we awake?
**[05:40] ---**
Laharl, that mincing, creepy demon
has grown to gigantic proportions!
**[05:46] ---**
You have it backwards.
We're the ones who have gotten small.
**[05:50] ---**
That's my prince! You catch on so quickly!
**[05:53] ---**
Etna!
**[05:54] ---**
Hi there, itty-bitty Flonne!
**[05:56] ---**
Etna, you have some nerve,
tricking me like this!
**[06:00] ---**
I'm real sorry about that, but for various
reasons, I can't disobey Maderas' orders!
**[06:07] ---**
Etna is my utterly
obedient and faithful pet dog!
**[06:11] ---**
It was she who tossed you into the crypt!
**[06:14] ---**
It was she who tipped off Sardia!
**[06:16] ---**
And it was she who had
the Prinnies circulate those flyers!
**[06:19] ---**
It was all Etna's doing!
**[06:21] ---**
Yay!
**[06:22] ---**
It can't be...
**[06:24] ---**
So, what is it that you two
hope to get out of this?
**[06:26] ---**
To be perfectly honest, you stand
between me and the Overlord's throne.
**[06:31] ---**
Huh? Tell me, Maderas. Just now, did you
say that you were going to be Overlord?
**[06:35] ---**
Yes! That's right!
**[06:37] ---**
What a lame joke. I'll never let a
pathetic bozo like you be Overlord.
**[06:42] ---**
The only Overlord around
here is me! Chew on this!
**[06:51] ---**
You can't do a thing while you're in there!
Even your Overlord's Wrath spell is blocked!
**[06:57] ---**
I'm such a genius!
**[06:59] ---**
That's my Maderas! The demon
who will be Overlord! Maybe!
**[07:03] ---**
When it comes to dirty tricks,
you're the best in the Netherworld!
**[07:07] ---**
I can't believe it. I simply can't
believe that Etna would betray us...
**[07:11] ---**
Your enemies and allies can change
depending on the time and place.
**[07:14] ---**
Demons aren't to be trusted.
**[07:17] ---**
That's what it is to be a demon.
**[07:19] ---**
You're kidding...
**[07:21] ---**
Okay, you two! Spin the wheel,
move forward the number of spaces it says,
**[07:25] ---**
and then spend all eternity acting out
the lives written on the space you land on!
**[07:30] ---**
Oh, I am such a genius!
**[07:37] ---**
What does he mean?
**[07:45] ---**
Laharl!
**[07:51] ---**
"Fall in with the wrong
crowd, join a biker gang,
**[07:53] ---**
and climb the ranks to become gang leader"?
**[07:55] ---**
What the hell? "Your dream
is to become a prima donna"?
**[08:10] ---**
Lord Maderas? Lord Maderas?
**[08:13] ---**
C'mon, give me what you promised me!
**[08:15] ---**
Why, whatever could you mean?
**[08:17] ---**
Oh, you! Don't play coy
with me, you big tease!
**[08:21] ---**
We both know that our deal was that
if I tricked the Prince into coming here,
**[08:24] ---**
you'd give me my memories back!
**[08:26] ---**
*And* that I'd also get
all the bounty as a reward.
**[08:30] ---**
Oh, did I really promise you that?
**[08:40] ---**
What's the big idea?! Keep your
word and give me my memories back!
**[08:43] ---**
Now, by "memories," do you mean that
terribly embarrassing set of memories?
**[08:47] ---**
Yes, those! Hand 'em over! Right now!
**[08:50] ---**
Don't you "Right now"
me, missy! Now, go away!
**[08:53] ---**
Shoo! Shoo! Shoo!
**[08:54] ---**
Hey, what are you trying to pull?!
This isn't part of the deal!
**[08:58] ---**
Hey! Open up! Gimme back my memories!
**[09:01] ---**
And fork over that bounty, too!
Gimme back my memories!
**[09:03] ---**
Hush your mouth this instant! Or I'll plaster
your memories all over the Netherworld!
**[09:09] ---**
Honestly, her and her
"deal" nonsense... What a fool.
**[09:13] ---**
What self-respecting demon
would keep a promise?
**[09:16] ---**
Isn't that right, Highness?
**[09:18] ---**
Do you suppose that Etna was
tricked by that mincing demon?
**[09:29] ---**
I *knew* that's where he's keeping them...
**[09:32] ---**
Krichevskoy, I hated that man so much.
**[09:36] ---**
Honestly, choking on a
steamed bun like that...
**[09:39] ---**
It serves him right, dying in
such a stupid, undignified way.
**[09:44] ---**
I don't like being forced
to listen to his ramblings,
**[09:48] ---**
but I like being turned
into a game piece even less!
**[09:51] ---**
Duh, why's that?
**[09:53] ---**
Oh, now what?!
**[09:56] ---**
Now, then, I think I'll go
take a sweat in the bath...
**[10:16] ---**
Okay, those memories are mine!
**[10:24] ---**
"Disgaea"
**[10:27] ---**
"Disgaea"
**[10:34] ---**
Howdy, boys!
**[10:38] ---**
What? I don't get it, why aren't they here?
**[10:41] ---**
Oh, your memories aren't in there.
**[10:45] ---**
I've been spotted, huh?
**[10:49] ---**
If they aren't here, where are they?
**[10:51] ---**
Oh, my, what's with this attitude?
That isn't very ladylike.
**[10:55] ---**
Hurry up and gimme back my memories,
you double-dealing, mincing weirdo!
**[10:59] ---**
Oh, I do so love being called double-dealing!
**[11:04] ---**
You lying little worm! You sneak!
**[11:07] ---**
Turds-for-brains! Go to hell!
**[11:09] ---**
Oh, being called names feels so good!
**[11:13] ---**
You're a dead man!
**[11:14] ---**
Are you some kind of idiot?
**[11:16] ---**
Anyway, how important could memories
that you threw away possibly be?
**[11:19] ---**
None of your business! Just give 'em back!
**[11:21] ---**
I'd die of shame if embarrassing
memories like those were made public!
**[11:24] ---**
Perhaps, but since I found them,
they belong to me now.
**[11:27] ---**
I've separated your
memories into three categories:
**[11:29] ---**
Slightly Embarrassing Memories,
**[11:30] ---**
Moderately Embarrassing Memories,
**[11:32] ---**
and Extremely Embarrassing Memories.
**[11:34] ---**
I've hidden them somewhere in the castle.
**[11:38] ---**
Hidden where?!
**[11:39] ---**
I can't tell you that.
**[11:40] ---**
I need to have you continue to serve
me as my faithful dog for a while yet.
**[11:47] ---**
Why, you little... How much longer are
you gonna keep exploiting my weakness?!
**[11:51] ---**
You sleaze!
**[11:53] ---**
Yes! Yell at me some more!
**[11:55] ---**
Now we know the truth, Laharl! Etna was
being blackmailed by that mincing demon!
**[12:00] ---**
Maderas always was a coward who took
advantage of his opponents' weaknesses.
**[12:04] ---**
But that doesn't change
the fact that Etna betrayed me.
**[12:14] ---**
Oh, please, Lord Maderas,
give me back my memories...!
**[12:17] ---**
Just give me back my memories,
I don't need any reward...!
**[12:23] ---**
All right, toss the game board into
the fireplace and burn it, Prince and all.
**[12:28] ---**
With the Prince dead, the
throne is as good as mine,
**[12:32] ---**
and you will have your memories back.
**[12:33] ---**
The two of us will live happily ever after.
**[12:45] ---**
Well, you heard the man!
Nothing personal, guys!
**[12:55] ---**
Now my selection as the
next Overlord is secure!
**[12:58] ---**
Okay, *now* are you going
to give me back my memories?
**[13:01] ---**
Oh, is that what I said?
**[13:05] ---**
Beauty!
**[13:12] ---**
Wherever there are teardrops that fall
upon the lovely flowers of the fields,
**[13:16] ---**
my smile will be there to gently
**[13:18] ---**
wipe them away like the wind!
In flower language, I am--
**[13:20] ---**
Who's that?
**[13:21] ---**
I-I can't see a thing! I'm blind as a bat!
**[13:25] ---**
All right, then! B-Beauty!
**[13:41] ---**
Lord Maderas, all those embarrassing
memories have us about to blow!
**[13:45] ---**
You fools! Just tell her that the memories
are in your heads, why don't you?!
**[13:52] ---**
Oh, so you hid 'em inside
the heads of these Prinnies, did you?
**[13:59] ---**
All done! You can come
out now, Highness! Flonne!
**[14:04] ---**
Curse you, Etna! You betrayed me!
**[14:06] ---**
Welcome to the club!
**[14:07] ---**
Dood, I can't hold it in!
**[14:08] ---**
I'm about to hurl!
**[14:10] ---**
I wanna spill the beans, dood!
**[14:14] ---**
Keeps your mouths shut!
**[14:16] ---**
Seriously, we're about to blow, dood!
**[14:28] ---**
Come forth, my minions! Defeat Laharl!
**[14:41] ---**
It's a wonderful life!
**[14:44] ---**
Peace on earth!
**[14:47] ---**
Let's all be friends! Women,
take the initiative!
**[14:51] ---**
Laharl? Why are you losing
your strength all of a sudden?
**[14:54] ---**
Oh, that. The Prince has a problem
with cheerful, progressive sayings.
**[14:59] ---**
Now, my Progressive Sloganeering Squad!
Finish him off!
**[15:02] ---**
A warm, caring heart!
**[15:05] ---**
The beauty of compassion!
**[15:09] ---**
Self-sacrifice for the common good!
**[15:14] ---**
Laharl!
**[15:16] ---**
Heal!
**[15:21] ---**
Laharl, hang in there!
**[15:24] ---**
Joy and blessings to all!
**[15:26] ---**
Glory and enthusiasm!
**[15:30] ---**
Heal!
**[15:32] ---**
Laharl, don't let them beat you!
**[15:34] ---**
A loving heart!
Strength through faith in others!
**[15:37] ---**
Heal! Laharl, don't give up!
**[15:40] ---**
Kindness and affection!
**[15:42] ---**
Heal! C'mon, Laharl!
**[15:44] ---**
A noble heart!
**[15:46] ---**
Heal! Laharl, you can--
**[15:48] ---**
Hey! Are you sure you're not
just playing games with me?!
**[15:51] ---**
I'm not playing games with you!
**[15:53] ---**
But if you asked me if I was having
fun, I'd be lying if I said I wasn't.
**[15:56] ---**
I'll devote my life to keeping you safe!
Let's keep on loving each other!
**[16:00] ---**
To you I pledge my eternal love!
**[16:04] ---**
That's wonderful!
Those are my two favorite words!
**[16:07] ---**
Eternal love!
**[16:10] ---**
Are you trying to kill me, you loony angel?!
**[16:13] ---**
How dare you spout off
the words I hate more than--
**[16:15] ---**
Eternal love! Eternal love!
**[16:18] ---**
Eternal love! Eternal love!
**[16:22] ---**
Love forever!
**[16:24] ---**
Laharl! Hang in there!
**[16:29] ---**
Highness, I'll give you a little
going-away present before you die.
**[16:32] ---**
You know the bun that Krichevskoy choked
to death on? Well, I had it specially made.
**[16:44] ---**
Now, here is today's question.
**[16:47] ---**
Here we see two steamed buns of the damned.
**[16:49] ---**
One of them is delicious,
and one of them tastes terrible.
**[16:53] ---**
Now, choose the delicious one.
**[16:58] ---**
Never make a decision based on
something's outward appearance, Laharl.
**[17:03] ---**
See with your mind's eye.
**[17:05] ---**
My mind's eye?
**[17:06] ---**
Yes. You can be deceived by
appearances and empty words,
**[17:10] ---**
and relying on your eyes and ears
alone give rise to doubt and indecision.
**[17:13] ---**
Open your mind's eye,
and you will see everything clearly.
**[17:19] ---**
My mind's eye... My mind's eye...
**[17:23] ---**
*Which one did I choose back then?*
**[17:26] ---**
*Which one...? Which one?*
**[17:29] ---**
*Which was it?!*
**[17:41] ---**
Come on, Highness!
Don't bother me over here!
**[17:47] ---**
Now, then, Laharl! Meet the same
pathetic end as your father did!
**[17:52] ---**
Etna, you're no longer
of any use to me, either.
**[17:55] ---**
The three of you will eat
these poisoned buns and die!
**[18:03] ---**
You're through preying
on my weaknesses, Maderas!
**[18:06] ---**
And as much as I hate my father,
nobody is allowed to badmouth him but *me*!
**[18:12] ---**
The shoe's on the other foot, Maderas!
**[18:15] ---**
Progressive Sloganeering Squad!
**[18:20] ---**
Etna! What are you waiting for?!
**[18:23] ---**
I command you! Kill Laharl!
**[18:30] ---**
Why don't you do it yourself?
**[18:32] ---**
I'll reveal your embarrassing secrets
to the world! Is that what you want?!
**[18:36] ---**
Do whatever you want.
**[18:38] ---**
What did you say?
**[18:40] ---**
You're the lowest of the low, you know that?!
**[19:01] ---**
Two years ago, when King Krichevskoy died,
**[19:04] ---**
I followed your orders and
tried to poison the Prince.
**[19:09] ---**
You poisoned Laharl?!
**[19:11] ---**
That's right! So why isn't he dead?!
**[19:14] ---**
Come to think of it, you only
fell asleep, didn't you, Laharl?
**[19:17] ---**
Exactly! Why did it only put you to sleep?!
**[19:19] ---**
Because I'm me, that's why!
**[19:22] ---**
Why...?
**[19:24] ---**
I figured I could become Overlord if
you were dead or just asleep, Highness.
**[19:30] ---**
And so, I'm getting out from
under your thumb as of today.
**[19:34] ---**
From now on, I'm gonna
live my life the way I see fit!
**[19:37] ---**
That's telling him, Etna!
**[19:40] ---**
Got it? The real reason I came here
**[19:43] ---**
was because of a total bastard by the
name of Maderas who ruined my life!
**[19:47] ---**
And to exact my revenge on him
**[19:48] ---**
in the most horrific way possible
when the timing was right!
**[19:53] ---**
We can't hold it in, dood!
**[20:15] ---**
Where are we?
**[20:16] ---**
I get the feeling that I've been exposed to
something terribly, terribly embarrassing...
**[20:21] ---**
Yeah.
**[20:22] ---**
No!
**[20:24] ---**
Don't you dare remember what you saw!
**[20:26] ---**
Why, you!
**[20:28] ---**
First you poison me, and
then you use me as bait
**[20:30] ---**
to lure out the guy you wanted revenge on!
**[20:32] ---**
You're one hell of a vassal, you know that?!
**[20:34] ---**
But Laharl, she was only...
**[20:37] ---**
However!
**[20:39] ---**
I can't say that I have a
problem with what you did.
**[20:44] ---**
Even if deep down I was thinking,
**[20:46] ---**
"If only the Prince were dead,
I could become Overlord"?
**[20:49] ---**
Or even, "I'll tag along with the Prince,
and if he ever proves to be
**[20:54] ---**
unfit to be Overlord, Shlik!
I'll stab him right in the back"?
**[20:59] ---**
A true demon is always full of
ambition and aiming for the top.
**[21:05] ---**
A demon like you might just be worthy
**[21:06] ---**
of being the mighty Laharl's
most trusted retainer.
**[21:13] ---**
What now?
**[21:14] ---**
Right! Let's shake on
it and be friends! There!
**[21:17] ---**
Don't be an idiot! Let's go!
**[21:23] ---**
Always look at things with your mind's eye.
**[21:25] ---**
Both at steamed buns and
at the world around you.
**[21:29] ---**
And so, the answer is that
*both* of them tasted terrible!
**[21:32] ---**
Gotcha!
**[21:35] ---**
One of these days...
**[21:36] ---**
...I'm gonna kill him!
**[21:38] ---**
He's already dead, Highness.
**[21:39] ---**
More to the point,
what did you do with Maderas?
**[21:42] ---**
Oh, I locked him inside that game!
**[21:47] ---**
I've gotten my revenge now,
so all's well that ends well, Highness!
**[21:51] ---**
Like hell it is!
**[21:53] ---**
Wait a minute, Highness!
**[21:54] ---**
Take a look! Here's your reward money!
**[21:57] ---**
What? Why didn't you say something sooner?!
**[21:59] ---**
You can only look!
I found it, so it belongs to me!
**[22:04] ---**
What? How dare a vassal
talk to me like that?!
**[22:06] ---**
Shut up and hand it over!
**[22:08] ---**
That reminds me, where do you
suppose those three Prinnies went?
**[22:16] ---**
Oh, one can't look at
this memory without crying!
**[22:19] ---**
What's this set like?
**[22:21] ---**
This is incredible! I'm crying like a baby!
**[22:24] ---**
Tears are such wonderful things!
**[22:44] ---**
*Aoi hiru ga meguru hoshi de
toki no ruupu mezametara,*
**[22:51] ---**
*chigau kokoro motta mono
atsumareba nanika ga okiru yo.*
**[22:59] ---**
*Yokubou de umeru no ka?
Ai wa hito no tame ni ugoko no ka?*
**[23:07] ---**
*Dotchi datte kamawanai yo, suki ni yaru dake.*
**[23:15] ---**
*Hikari to kage kono sekai
de subete ga imi aru egoisuto.*
**[23:23] ---**
*Hitotsu hitotsu no kakera wa
sou baransu wo ninai ikiteru.*
**[23:31] ---**
*Omou no mama, kokoro no mama
ni ima wa onaji sora no shita*
**[23:43] ---**
*hikari to kage wa kurikaesu.*
**[23:47] ---**
*Chain react*
**[23:59] ---**
*Big brother...!*
**[24:01] ---**
*I've missed you for so,
so long, big brother!*
**[24:06] ---**
*What's with you? You're creeping me out!*
**[24:07] ---**
*Big brother, from now on, we're gonna
be together forever and ever and ever!*
**[24:13] ---**
*Damn it, who's this "big brother"
you keep talking about?!*
**[24:16] ---**
*Next time on Disgaea!
"Netherworld Siblings"!*
**[24:22] ---**
*Big brother!*
**[24:23] ---**
"Next time: Netherworld Siblings "
**[24:24] ---**
*Stop doing that!*
# 7 - Netherworld Siblings
Source: [Crunchyroll](https://www.crunchyroll.com/series/GY0XXX2P6/disgaea)
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**[00:09] ---**
"Disgaea"
**[00:13] ---**
*It's like I'm tied up tight
by the sighs of love.*
**[00:19] ---**
*I can't break free no
matter what spell I try.*
**[00:26] ---**
*Tranquil eyes that conceal sorrow behind them*
**[00:31] ---**
*throw my heart into turmoil
more than they ought to.*
**[00:39] ---**
*You mean more to me than I do,*
**[00:45] ---**
*even though we both
refuse to admit to our feelings.*
**[00:51] ---**
*You're the one for me.
I don't care if you're a demon.*
**[00:58] ---**
*Oh, this is a miracle
that I've stumbled upon.*
**[01:04] ---**
*Even these wounds that never fade,
even this profound karma.*
**[01:11] ---**
*Oh, I'll give you my love.*
**[01:14] ---**
*Time and again, no matter where you are.*
**[01:22] ---**
*I'll give you my love.*
**[01:53] ---**
Welcome to the saloon!
**[01:59] ---**
My, how rude!
**[02:01] ---**
Table for a party of three!
**[02:05] ---**
"Netherworld Siblings"
**[02:12] ---**
It's too early in the
morning to have something
**[02:13] ---**
that disgusting shoved in my face...
**[02:15] ---**
I think I'm going to throw up.
**[02:17] ---**
Hi! Boo-Boop-Be-Doo!
**[02:21] ---**
Hello, Mr. Gordon! Good morning!
**[02:23] ---**
You're working here this time?
**[02:25] ---**
You still haven't earned
enough to pay your repair bill?
**[02:28] ---**
Oh, don't you worry about us!
We'll have enough any day now!
**[02:34] ---**
By the way, Prince, I had no
idea that you had a little sister.
**[02:37] ---**
What?!
**[02:39] ---**
A little sister?!
**[02:41] ---**
Um... This is the first
that I've heard of this.
**[02:43] ---**
Of course it is! I don't
*have* a little sister!
**[02:47] ---**
Really? But we met her yesterday.
**[02:50] ---**
She saved us when we were about
to be mugged by a gang of delinquents.
**[02:54] ---**
This has to be some kind of mistake.
**[02:56] ---**
Extra! Extra, dood!
**[02:59] ---**
In a shocking turn of events, Krichevskoy
had another child besides Prince Laharl!
**[03:04] ---**
What did you say?!
**[03:08] ---**
Are you okay, Prinny?
**[03:14] ---**
Wha--?
**[03:16] ---**
I am Maharl, rightful heir to
King Krichevskoy, the previous Overlord.
**[03:22] ---**
In my father's place, I will
restore order to the Netherworld!
**[03:26] ---**
Yes, that's the girl!
**[03:29] ---**
What do you think? Doesn't she
look just like the Prince here?
**[03:32] ---**
This is such an obvious trick...
**[03:35] ---**
Doesn't she have a ferocious look in her eye?
**[03:38] ---**
She looks like she was born to be Overlord.
**[03:41] ---**
I wonder who's more powerful, her or Laharl?
**[03:43] ---**
10 HL on Laharl!
**[03:44] ---**
20 on the kid sister!
**[03:46] ---**
Gosh, I can't believe that you
have a little sister, Laharl...
**[03:50] ---**
I bet you're dying to meet her!
Or even for a glimpse of her!
**[03:52] ---**
Didn't I just tell you that
I don't have a sister?!
**[03:55] ---**
I don't want my vassals
buying into this nonsense, too!
**[03:58] ---**
Hey, junkheap! Get in gear and
go bring me something to eat!
**[04:02] ---**
Y-Yes, sir!
**[04:12] ---**
Speak of the devil! It's the Prince's sister!
**[04:15] ---**
Maharl?
**[04:16] ---**
Wow, are we in for a tearjerker
first meeting here?!
**[04:19] ---**
This oughta be good!
**[04:23] ---**
Help me, Laharl...
**[04:25] ---**
Please, you have to hide me, big brother...
**[04:32] ---**
I don't know you.
**[04:37] ---**
Maharl's collapsed!
**[04:40] ---**
Are you all right?
**[04:41] ---**
Ignore her. I don't want any trouble.
**[04:44] ---**
How can you say such a thing?!
**[04:45] ---**
She's your one and only
little sister, isn't she?
**[04:54] ---**
That sound! It's the Netherworld Emperors!
**[04:55] ---**
Oh, my! Are they really important people?
**[04:57] ---**
They're a backwoods biker gang.
**[05:00] ---**
But he said they were emperors.
**[05:03] ---**
They were put out of business
during King Krichevskoy's reign,
**[05:06] ---**
but they've been making a comeback recently.
**[05:08] ---**
The Netherworld Emperors...
**[05:14] ---**
Um, hello? What's the matter?
**[05:26] ---**
You don't suppose that she's being
chased by these people, do you?
**[05:29] ---**
She ran in here,
no doubt about it. Look for her.
**[05:34] ---**
Just a moment! Who gave you permission
to enter this establishment?!
**[05:38] ---**
We reserve the right to
refuse service to bike gangs!
**[05:40] ---**
Please leave.
**[05:42] ---**
Stand aside.
**[05:44] ---**
This is all the screen time we get?!
**[05:46] ---**
We have to catch her
while we have the chance.
**[05:49] ---**
Hey, did a pint-sized kid come in here?
**[05:52] ---**
We're looking for a little girl named Maharl.
**[05:54] ---**
The thing is, we're certain
that she ran into this bar...
**[05:58] ---**
Are you *sure* you haven't seen her?
**[06:00] ---**
Anyone who hides her
will be shown no mercy!
**[06:04] ---**
We'll talk, we'll talk! Actually, she's--
**[06:07] ---**
With God as my witness, I swear
that there is no girl under this table!
**[06:14] ---**
Flonne, could you be any more obvious?
**[06:18] ---**
Stand aside!
**[06:19] ---**
I won't! No one is
hiding underneath this table!
**[06:22] ---**
Oh, give it a rest!
Get out of the way, already!
**[06:25] ---**
No one is under here!
**[06:27] ---**
Stop it, you're kicking up dust!
I'm eating here!
**[06:30] ---**
So, you must be Laharl.
**[06:32] ---**
You bested us when last we met,
but this time will be different!
**[06:36] ---**
Friends of yours?
**[06:37] ---**
I dunno.
**[06:38] ---**
What?!
**[06:39] ---**
The two things that annoy
me more than anything else
**[06:42] ---**
is being bothered when I'm
sleeping and when I'm eating!
**[06:47] ---**
It isn't you that we're after.
Please accept our apologies.
**[06:52] ---**
We'll leave for now out of deference to you.
**[06:56] ---**
Let's go.
**[07:10] ---**
Thank you for saving me, big brother.
**[07:14] ---**
Stop calling me that. And for one thing,
I don't recall "saving" you.
**[07:18] ---**
I chased them off because they
were interrupting my meal, that's all.
**[07:21] ---**
Say what you will, you've sure
turned into a real softie lately.
**[07:25] ---**
Given the circumstances, don't you think
we should take Maharl under our protection?
**[07:32] ---**
Fine, whatever.
**[07:35] ---**
What in the world are
you thinking, Highness?!
**[07:38] ---**
The ability to show
kindness to demons has finally
**[07:40] ---**
begun to blossom in your heart!
**[07:42] ---**
Now that that's settled, let's go.
I can't eat in peace here.
**[07:49] ---**
As if. You ate everything in sight.
**[07:53] ---**
Here's another question, then. Where did
King Krichevskoy and your mother meet?
**[07:59] ---**
Where my mommy works!
**[08:00] ---**
Where's that?
**[08:01] ---**
The Black Garden!
**[08:02] ---**
My, what a beautiful name!
**[08:05] ---**
What do they do there?
**[08:06] ---**
It's a place where you can talk
to girls while you have a drink!
**[08:10] ---**
But it's with a different girl each time,
and the men have to buy the girl's drink.
**[08:16] ---**
Sometimes, they buy them presents, too.
**[08:18] ---**
I get it! I get it, so please stop!
**[08:21] ---**
What's the matter, Etna?
You should be more patient.
**[08:25] ---**
Um, won't they see us
on a busy street like this?
**[08:29] ---**
But Laharl told us to sit here.
**[08:32] ---**
It's what they call
"hiding in plain sight," get it?
**[08:35] ---**
We're actually less conspicuous out here.
**[08:37] ---**
Oh, big brother said to stay here, did he?
**[08:40] ---**
We can stay out here in the open, then.
**[08:42] ---**
Uppity little pipsqueak...
**[08:44] ---**
Highness, why are you playing
along with this little fake?
**[08:50] ---**
I can hear every word you say about me!
**[08:54] ---**
She's just like the Prince,
right down to his killer hearing...
**[08:58] ---**
What did you say about me?
**[09:02] ---**
*Live it up while you still can.*
**[09:04] ---**
*What do you hope to gain by
pretending to be my sister?*
**[09:08] ---**
*I'm gonna find out what you're really up to.*
**[09:10] ---**
Big brother!
**[09:12] ---**
S-Stop calling me that!
**[09:15] ---**
So anyway, are you hungry?
**[09:17] ---**
It's my treat, so name anything,
and I'll get it for you.
**[09:22] ---**
Oh, Laharl! I'm so proud
of all this brotherly love!
**[09:25] ---**
He's lulling her into a
false sense of security.
**[09:27] ---**
His plan is to be nice to her to
find out why she came to him.
**[09:31] ---**
I wanna eat pickled dragon skin!
**[09:35] ---**
Pickled dragon skin?! But that's one of the
three great delicacies of the Netherworld!
**[09:39] ---**
Even I haven't eaten that before!
**[09:41] ---**
Is it that expensive?
**[09:44] ---**
Sure, it's expensive, all right!
But it's also illegal!
**[09:48] ---**
Pick something else.
**[09:49] ---**
But you said I could have anything I wanted!
**[09:52] ---**
And pickled dragon skin is what I want!
**[09:54] ---**
I wanna eat pickled dragon skin!
**[09:57] ---**
Is that kid serious?
**[09:59] ---**
If she eats pickled dragon skin, she'll be...
**[10:04] ---**
Move it! Come on, hurry!
**[10:08] ---**
Hey, cook. You have any pickled dragon skin?
**[10:12] ---**
Do you have any pickled dragon skin?
**[10:14] ---**
Do you--
**[10:18] ---**
Youngster.
**[10:20] ---**
If you're looking for pickled dragon skin,
I just happen to have one piece left.
**[10:24] ---**
Excellent! I owe you one, old man!
**[10:27] ---**
What's wrong?
**[10:28] ---**
Well, the thing is...
**[10:31] ---**
I feel like eating something
that's plain and simple now.
**[10:37] ---**
Are you jerking me around, kid?!
**[10:40] ---**
Well, I don't feel like eating it anymore.
**[10:43] ---**
Your plan was to butter her up,
**[10:45] ---**
but she's totally taking you
for a ride, isn't she, Highness?
**[10:48] ---**
Be quiet! Call in the Prinnies!
**[10:51] ---**
I'm stuffed!
**[10:54] ---**
So busy!
**[10:55] ---**
So busy!
**[10:57] ---**
I expect dessert next, got it?!
**[11:00] ---**
She's taking you for a ride!
She's taking you for a ride!
**[11:02] ---**
Who asked you?!
**[11:03] ---**
Don't you know how to do anything?!
**[11:06] ---**
The non-recyclable trash goes over there,
and the recyclable trash goes over there!
**[11:09] ---**
Make sure it's properly
sorted before you throw it out!
**[11:10] ---**
You're making me very cross!
**[11:14] ---**
Great, we have another nutjob
to deal with, dood...
**[11:16] ---**
Prince Laharl sure has
trouble with girls, dood...
**[11:18] ---**
She's taking you for a ride!
She's taking you for a ride!
**[11:21] ---**
Shut up!
**[11:23] ---**
I can't walk any farther!
My feet hurt, big brother!
**[11:27] ---**
Why do I have to do this?
**[11:29] ---**
She's literally taking you for a ride!
She's literally taking you for a ride!
**[11:33] ---**
I want that! Get it for me!
**[11:35] ---**
Why should I have to do that?
**[11:37] ---**
Because you're my vassal, that's why!
**[11:40] ---**
Um, I'm not your vassal, Maharl, I'm--
**[11:43] ---**
My big brother's vassals
are by definition my vassals!
**[11:46] ---**
Gosh, she sounds just like
a certain someone I know...
**[11:50] ---**
Buy me things!
**[11:51] ---**
Taiyaki!
**[11:53] ---**
Forcing an angel to do my
bidding is oh such fun!
**[12:00] ---**
What's taking you so long, you people?!
Over here! Over here!
**[12:04] ---**
If you don't hurry, I'm gonna get into
the bath first and hog it all to myself!
**[12:07] ---**
Highness, are you gonna keep
letting her jerk you around like this?
**[12:11] ---**
Of course I'm not...
**[12:13] ---**
Time for a change of plan.
**[12:23] ---**
"Disgaea"
**[12:26] ---**
"Disgaea"
**[12:40] ---**
Big brother? Are you asleep?
**[12:43] ---**
Yes.
**[12:44] ---**
I had a scary dream... Can I sleep with you?
**[12:47] ---**
Any demon who's scared of a little
nightmare will never be a good Overlord.
**[12:52] ---**
Yay!
**[12:53] ---**
I'm so happy! I've been dying to do this.
**[12:57] ---**
I've felt lonely ever since I found
out that I had a big brother.
**[13:01] ---**
Whenever you feel lonely, you'd do
well to remember our old man's words.
**[13:04] ---**
You *do* remember, don't you?
**[13:06] ---**
Of course I do! "Act like a demon!"
**[13:09] ---**
Right?
**[13:09] ---**
T-That's right.
**[13:11] ---**
How could I forget that?
It's something that our dear old daddy said.
**[13:16] ---**
Big brother, where do you
suppose the "Black Lizard's Tail" is?
**[13:20] ---**
You know, the most secret of all the
treasures passed down in the royal--
**[13:23] ---**
How did you--
**[13:24] ---**
You don't know?
**[13:25] ---**
No. My old man was the only one who knew,
but he died before he could tell me.
**[13:29] ---**
So now I'm looking for it like everyone else.
**[13:33] ---**
Wouldn't it be great if you found it?
**[13:35] ---**
Do you carry that doll everywhere you go?
**[13:37] ---**
I sure do. After all, it's a
memento from my mommy.
**[13:40] ---**
My mommy...
**[13:47] ---**
A memento, huh?
**[13:49] ---**
Big brother...
**[13:53] ---**
Well played. You're more
formidable than I thought...
**[14:12] ---**
Oh, for crying out loud! How come those
two are all buddy-buddy all of a sudden?
**[14:19] ---**
*I've loved you for as long
as I can remember, big brother!*
**[14:25] ---**
*Maharl...*
**[14:31] ---**
I feel sick! I feel sick! I feel sick!
**[14:33] ---**
Then maybe you oughta puke
and get it out of your system, dood.
**[14:37] ---**
That's not what I meant!
**[14:40] ---**
What's all the ruckus in here?
**[14:43] ---**
We were ordered by the great Maharl
to clean the place, that's what!
**[14:46] ---**
By Maharl?
**[14:47] ---**
C'mon... You don't actually believe that
she's really your sister, do you, Highness?
**[14:52] ---**
She knew my old man's favorite saying,
**[14:54] ---**
and she even knew
about the Black Lizard's Tail.
**[14:57] ---**
How could she know that? Where did
she get that intel?! Who told her?!
**[15:00] ---**
I wish I knew. She's my enemy,
but she's earned my respect.
**[15:03] ---**
I almost wish she was my vassal.
**[15:04] ---**
Oh, it'd be silly for you to make
your little sister into a vassal...
**[15:07] ---**
Get it through your thick skull!
She's not his little sister!
**[15:19] ---**
Laharl! She has a terrible fever!
**[15:21] ---**
I want to have some of daddy's
homemade porridge of the damned...
**[15:27] ---**
You even know about that?
**[15:33] ---**
This is your father's special porridge.
**[15:37] ---**
Eat this, and you'll feel better in no time.
**[15:48] ---**
Whoa! Highness, you can cook?!
**[15:50] ---**
Demons actually *eat* this stuff...?
The power of love is strong, indeed...
**[15:55] ---**
Porridge... Yummy...
**[15:59] ---**
I'm glad to hear it.
**[16:01] ---**
This is porridge that your big brother
made from scratch all by himself.
**[16:05] ---**
Have some more.
**[16:06] ---**
What a touching scene!
**[16:08] ---**
Maybe, but I have no idea
what the Prince is thinking...
**[16:12] ---**
How much of this is part of his plan?!
**[16:17] ---**
Big brother... Big brother...
**[16:22] ---**
Come with me! Come with me!
**[16:24] ---**
Hey, just because you're
feeling better doesn't mean that--
**[16:26] ---**
I want you to see something, that's all!
**[16:29] ---**
Look at that! See?
**[16:32] ---**
Well, well, if it isn't the Mid-Boss.
**[16:34] ---**
My goodness, what an enchanting
mademoiselle you have on your arm.
**[16:38] ---**
I'm Maharl, his sister.
**[16:40] ---**
His sister?!
**[16:43] ---**
Pardon me if this seems out of turn,
but what might your mother's name be?
**[16:48] ---**
No, forget I asked! Don't tell me!
**[16:50] ---**
I don't want to know! I don't want to know!
**[16:52] ---**
What are you getting so agitated about?
**[16:55] ---**
Is this man always like this?
**[16:57] ---**
Yeah. Don't talk to him,
his stupidity is contagious.
**[17:00] ---**
Come on, let's go.
**[17:03] ---**
Wait!
**[17:11] ---**
H-Her doll moved!
**[17:14] ---**
Don't be stupid!
You're just a dumb old Mid-Boss!
**[17:17] ---**
B-But it--
**[17:19] ---**
Come on, let's go.
**[17:22] ---**
See?! It just looked at me!
**[17:26] ---**
What a strange man.
**[17:31] ---**
Oh, she isn't back yet?
**[17:35] ---**
It sure is peaceful around here
without that little terror around, isn't it?
**[17:38] ---**
Who knows, maybe she found herself
a new "big brother" somewhere!
**[17:45] ---**
Come to think of it,
Flonne isn't around, either.
**[17:49] ---**
Bad news, dood! Real bad!
It's a challenge letter!
**[17:52] ---**
It's a challenge letter
addressed to you, Prince Laharl!
**[17:55] ---**
Challenge letter?
**[17:59] ---**
"Your sister is in our custody.
**[18:01] ---**
If you wish her returned to you,
come to the Netherworld Mines!"
**[18:04] ---**
Signed, the Netherworld Emperors.
**[18:06] ---**
The Netherworld Emperors?!
**[18:07] ---**
No way am I going to let that
bunch of bumpkin bikers interfere,
**[18:10] ---**
not after I've played along
with her scheme for so long!
**[18:16] ---**
Maharl! Where are you?
**[18:19] ---**
Maharl, you said that you had something
that you wanted to ask me about!
**[18:23] ---**
This is the right place, isn't it?
**[18:27] ---**
Aieee! It's the Netherworld Emperors!
Somebody help me!
**[18:34] ---**
We're not bears, lady!
**[18:36] ---**
Anyway, do you seriously think
that anyone will come to your rescue
**[18:39] ---**
just because you're doing that old-school
"damsel in distress" screaming?
**[18:41] ---**
Hold it right there!
**[18:43] ---**
What the...?
**[18:45] ---**
Beauty!
**[18:47] ---**
The five of you assaulting one
lonely mademoiselle is hardly fair!
**[18:49] ---**
How uncouth!
**[18:52] ---**
There aren't five of us!
**[18:55] ---**
Maharl?
**[18:56] ---**
I didn't expect to meet you
again in a place like this!
**[19:01] ---**
I'll pretend I didn't see you! Buh-bye!
**[19:04] ---**
Good grief...
**[19:05] ---**
He didn't come to save me?
**[19:08] ---**
You leave me no choice!
**[19:10] ---**
I'll do whatever I can to protect
myself and Maharl from-- Aieee!
**[19:15] ---**
Look, that "damsel in distress" screaming
**[19:18] ---**
isn't going to make
anybody come to your rescue!
**[19:20] ---**
Hold it right there!
**[19:24] ---**
Hand over my little sister!
We have unfinished business!
**[19:30] ---**
You're not here to save me?
**[19:32] ---**
Now! As long as we have zis woman,
he can't lay a finger on us!
**[19:38] ---**
What's with the accent?! More to
the point, what the heck is going on?!
**[19:42] ---**
So, just when I thought
you'd shown your true colors,
**[19:45] ---**
it turns out that you all were in cahoots!
**[19:47] ---**
Highness, you had me convinced
that you had fallen for her trap!
**[19:49] ---**
If you can't see through a ruse like
zis, you're not fit to be ze Overlord!
**[19:53] ---**
Listen up, everyone!
**[19:55] ---**
Put ze screws to Laharl
**[19:56] ---**
and force him to tell us ze location
of ze Black Lizard's Tail!
**[20:01] ---**
Right!
**[20:20] ---**
Big brother!
**[20:22] ---**
Those bad people were threatening me,
and they forced me to trick you!
**[20:28] ---**
I couldn't possibly be
part of their gang, right?
**[20:32] ---**
You know that, don't you, big brother?!
**[20:34] ---**
Whoa, she's selling 'em out!
**[20:36] ---**
This is unforgivable.
**[20:38] ---**
I had no idea that she was
capable of such treachery...
**[20:44] ---**
Big brother, help--
**[20:51] ---**
Big brother, you big kidder...
**[20:53] ---**
Well, this sucks.
**[20:55] ---**
It's sad beyond words that we've been
led by someone like her for so long...
**[21:00] ---**
Let's just get out of here.
**[21:02] ---**
What a terrible thing to do!
Frying your own little sister like this!
**[21:05] ---**
This is too much, even for you!
**[21:07] ---**
Haven't you been listening to a single
word that's been said around here, lady?!
**[21:12] ---**
I admire your fiendishness,
**[21:14] ---**
knowing so much about my father
and managing to fool me for so long.
**[21:19] ---**
For that alone, I'll let
you go just this once.
**[21:23] ---**
Now go! Run before I change my mind!
I don't care where!
**[21:27] ---**
What's this, a heartwarming
scene of brotherly love?
**[21:29] ---**
I think I'm gonna cry, "big brother"!
**[21:35] ---**
Look out!
**[21:41] ---**
What's going on around here?
**[21:43] ---**
Your little sister is a...
**[21:52] ---**
Curses, I was so close!
**[21:53] ---**
Zis is all your fault,
you fool of a Mid-Boss!
**[21:57] ---**
There are still many things in this world
that are best left unknown, Mademoiselle!
**[22:03] ---**
Oh, thank goodness
she wasn't my love-child!
**[22:06] ---**
Take me back! Turn us around, Mid-Boss!
**[22:09] ---**
You blithering fool!
**[22:11] ---**
Pardon me for being a fool!
**[22:17] ---**
What is this, "Punk'd: Netherworld Edition"?
**[22:18] ---**
Still, it sure knew a
lot about you, Laharl...
**[22:21] ---**
Yeah, talk about strange...
**[22:44] ---**
*If people ever notice the cycle of time on
this world where blue skies come and go,*
**[22:52] ---**
*something's bound to happen when
people with different outlooks get together.*
**[23:00] ---**
*Will we be buried by our desires?
Will love come and save the day?*
**[23:08] ---**
*Either way, it doesn't matter to me.
I'm gonna do as I please.*
**[23:15] ---**
*Light and shadow, egoists for whom
everything in the world has meaning,*
**[23:23] ---**
*every little fragment lives his life
with the balance on their shoulders.*
**[23:31] ---**
*Doing whatever we want,
having it exactly the way we want it.*
**[23:39] ---**
*Right now, under the same sky,*
**[23:43] ---**
*light and shadow repeat again and again.*
**[23:48] ---**
*Chain react*
**[23:59] ---**
*Next time! 30 minutes of the Prinnies,
by the Prinnies, and for the Prinnies!*
**[24:03] ---**
*In a word, it's "Pringer X" next week, dood!*
**[24:07] ---**
*Prinnies sing! Prinnies dance!
Prinnies twirl about!*
**[24:11] ---**
*Get drunk off the melody of love
that the Prinnies will play!*
**[24:15] ---**
*I'm so excited about this, dood!
We finally get to be the stars!*
**[24:18] ---**
*Next time on Disgaea!*
**[24:21] ---**
*"The Prinnies' Longest Day, Dood!"*
**[24:23] ---**
"Next Time:
The Prinnies' Longest Day, Dood!"
**[24:24] ---**
*Don't miss it, all you Prinny
fanboys and girls out there!*
# 8 - The Prinnies' Longest Day, Dood!
Source: [Crunchyroll](https://www.crunchyroll.com/series/GY0XXX2P6/disgaea)
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**[00:09] ---**
"Disgaea"
**[00:13] ---**
*Ai no tameiki ni shibarareteru mitai.*
**[00:19] ---**
*Donna jumon de mo hodokenai no yo.*
**[00:26] ---**
*Urei wo hisometa shizuka na hitomi ga*
**[00:31] ---**
*yokei ni kokoro kakimidashiteku.*
**[00:39] ---**
*Sunao ja nai watashi yori motto*
**[00:45] ---**
*sunao ja nai anata ga itoshii.*
**[00:51] ---**
*Anata ga ii no, akuma de mo ii.*
**[00:58] ---**
*Ah, ima meguriaeta kiseki.*
**[01:04] ---**
*Kienai kizu mo, fukai karuma mo.*
**[01:11] ---**
*Ah aishitageru,*
**[01:14] ---**
*doko ni ite mo nando demo.*
**[01:22] ---**
*Aishitageru.*
**[01:35] ---**
Damn it, how come *I'm* stuck with
doing the cleaning around here?!
**[01:40] ---**
Stupid Prinnies!
**[01:44] ---**
Ow...
**[01:46] ---**
I'm sorry!
**[01:48] ---**
What's all this, Flonne?
**[01:50] ---**
Well, the dirty laundry has been piling up.
**[01:53] ---**
Did the Prinnies go on strike again?
**[01:56] ---**
No matter how many times I call them,
they don't show up. Watch this.
**[02:00] ---**
Prinnies! Front and center!
**[02:05] ---**
See?
**[02:06] ---**
"See?", my butt!
**[02:08] ---**
Just how long do you expect me
to go without a decent meal?
**[02:12] ---**
Are you trying to starve me to death?!
**[02:14] ---**
What about the food
that Flonne made for you?
**[02:16] ---**
You call that food?
**[02:19] ---**
Guess it depends on your definition...
**[02:23] ---**
That's so mean! Admittedly, I'm not
very confident about the taste...
**[02:27] ---**
Anyway, get out there and find the Prinnies,
and then have them cook me dinner!
**[02:39] ---**
What *is* all this stuff?
**[02:40] ---**
Garbage that's been piling up, I guess.
**[02:42] ---**
Sheesh, it sure is a hassle
without the Prinnies around....
**[02:45] ---**
Throw it out.
**[02:46] ---**
--Sure.
**[02:46] ---**
--Sure.
**[02:47] ---**
"The Prinnies' Longest Day, Dood!"
**[02:55] ---**
Heave ho, heave ho, heave ho...
**[02:59] ---**
Highness, quit lounging around
up there and give us a hand!
**[03:03] ---**
I came along to look for the Prinnies.
When I find them, they're going to regret it.
**[03:09] ---**
Still, what do you think happened?
Why would they all leave at once?
**[03:12] ---**
It didn't happen all at once.
**[03:14] ---**
At first, they came to me one
by one, saying stuff like,
**[03:16] ---**
"Can I have some time off, dood?"
**[03:19] ---**
I blew 'em off, and before I knew it,
they'd all vanished. It's crazy.
**[03:22] ---**
Etna, look at that!
**[03:26] ---**
C'mon, people, how are you
supposed to walk down the street
**[03:29] ---**
if you fill it with trash?
**[03:36] ---**
That was some good thinking, Laharl!
**[03:38] ---**
All right, let's go.
**[03:40] ---**
Who dares?! Don't they know
that I'm the great Overlord Laharl?!
**[03:53] ---**
Looks like they're saying
the same things as us, Highness.
**[03:56] ---**
Do you suppose that the Prinnies
vanished from here, too?
**[04:05] ---**
At this rate, it won't be long before the
Netherworld is up to its eyeballs in trash.
**[04:14] ---**
Where do you think you're going?
**[04:16] ---**
I'm sorry, dood! Have mercy!
**[04:19] ---**
What are you people planning?
**[04:22] ---**
Planning? Who, us?
Um... Why, that's a good question!
**[04:25] ---**
Where am I, dood? Who am I, dood?
**[04:28] ---**
Can't breathe, dood...
**[04:30] ---**
No, Laharl! You mustn't be
so rough with the Prinnies!
**[04:34] ---**
Where are the other Prinnies?!
**[04:37] ---**
You know, don't you? Look, I think it's
in your own best interests to start talking.
**[04:47] ---**
So heavy... Can't take much more, dood...
**[04:49] ---**
Shut your beak and take us to the others!
**[04:51] ---**
I feel bad for him, Laharl.
**[04:53] ---**
Then maybe you should
get out and walk, Flonne.
**[04:54] ---**
Well, um... I'm starving, too,
so I can't walk another step.
**[05:09] ---**
So long, doods!
**[05:12] ---**
Ow, dood!
**[05:16] ---**
Should've known better, dood...
**[05:22] ---**
Prinny, are you all right?!
**[05:25] ---**
What's going on down there?
**[05:42] ---**
Wow, look at all the Prinnies down there!
**[05:44] ---**
Where do you think they're all going?
**[05:49] ---**
To that island, looks like.
**[05:52] ---**
This is rebellion against the Netherworld!
**[05:54] ---**
No, even worse! It's a rebellion
against Laharl, the next Overlord!
**[05:59] ---**
Highness, I think the first order of business
should be to find out what they're up to!
**[06:03] ---**
You'll still have plenty of time to
blow them to smithereens afterwards!
**[06:07] ---**
I've found you, Prince!
**[06:09] ---**
The time has finally come for, Gordon,
the 37th Defender of Earth and his sidekicks
**[06:12] ---**
to settle this once and for all!
**[06:14] ---**
Let's see what you've got!
**[06:16] ---**
--Come on!
**[06:16] ---**
--Come on!
**[06:17] ---**
You traitorous Prinnies,
prepare to be shown the error of your ways!
**[06:20] ---**
Wha--?
**[06:21] ---**
Oh, dear.
**[06:22] ---**
I'm sorry! It looks like Laharl doesn't
have time to play with you right now.
**[06:27] ---**
More to the point, why do you
always have such bad timing? Bye bye!
**[06:31] ---**
Why? Was there something
wrong with our pose?
**[06:34] ---**
How about this one? Or maybe this one?
**[06:38] ---**
We did it! It's perfect!
**[06:40] ---**
You look wonderful in that, Laharl!
**[06:42] ---**
You're the spitting image of a Prinny,
no ifs, ands, or buts!
**[06:45] ---**
Way to go, master of disguise!
**[06:46] ---**
Are you two mocking me?!
**[06:48] ---**
Not at all! The only way to sneak onto
that island without arousing any suspicion
**[06:51] ---**
is to mix in with the Prinnies!
**[06:54] ---**
See? We have disguises, too!
**[06:55] ---**
Actually, I had hoped to make mine a
little cuter by adding ribbons and frills.
**[07:00] ---**
Let's go. If this goes on much longer,
I won't be able to stand upright.
**[07:06] ---**
All aboard, doods!
**[07:07] ---**
Wait!
**[07:10] ---**
Pardon us. Coming through.
**[07:12] ---**
Sorry, everyone!
**[07:14] ---**
Whew, we made it...
**[07:16] ---**
I was worried for a second there...
**[07:19] ---**
Hey. *Hey*!
**[07:21] ---**
Something the matter, Highness?
**[07:24] ---**
Why does my disguise only have a head?!
**[07:26] ---**
Um... I kinda miscalculated on the budget.
**[07:29] ---**
But it looks wonderful!
**[07:31] ---**
Sure does!
**[07:32] ---**
Are you three doods really Prinnies?
**[07:36] ---**
What? Why do you ask?
**[07:38] ---**
You doods talk funny.
**[07:40] ---**
Yeah, dood! It's weird!
**[07:42] ---**
There's nothing weird
about us at all! Um, "doods."
**[07:45] ---**
Of course we're Prinnies, doods!
**[07:47] ---**
We're all one big happy
Prinny family here, right, dood?
**[07:49] ---**
Ha ha ha, dood!
**[07:51] ---**
Set sail, dood!
**[07:58] ---**
Why isn't our size raising any eyebrows?
**[08:00] ---**
Sshh! Well, they *are* Prinnies, dood.
**[08:02] ---**
Put a "dood" at the end, dood!
**[08:05] ---**
Dood.
**[08:33] ---**
It's like a big festival or something, dood.
**[08:35] ---**
Why do you think is about to happen, dood?
**[08:37] ---**
Doods! Our day has come at last!
**[08:40] ---**
We're not gonna let 'em work
us like slaves anymore, doods!
**[08:43] ---**
Join together and achieve victory, doods!
**[08:46] ---**
Right on, dood!
**[08:47] ---**
For one thing, the demons are stupid!
**[08:50] ---**
If they think we're gonna be their
obedient little Prinnies forever,
**[08:54] ---**
they're in for a nasty surprise, doods!
**[08:55] ---**
Right on, dood!
**[08:57] ---**
What did he say?!
**[08:58] ---**
Dood! I see we have a stouthearted
fellow Prinny with us today!
**[09:02] ---**
We can expect great things from this dood!
**[09:07] ---**
Tomorrow is zero hour, dood!
**[09:09] ---**
Fight alongside us, dood!
**[09:10] ---**
Which moron have you been serving, dood?
**[09:14] ---**
Keep your hands off me!
**[09:21] ---**
What are you feathered
clowns planning to do?
**[09:24] ---**
--Dood!
**[09:24] ---**
--Dood!
**[09:25] ---**
What?
**[09:30] ---**
What's the big idea?
**[09:32] ---**
He's had too much to drink, doods!
**[09:34] ---**
You stinker! When you're drunk, the first
thing you do is try to pick a fight, dood!
**[09:36] ---**
We're sorry we caused a scene, doods!
**[09:39] ---**
Hey! Where are you taking me?!
What do you think you're doing?!
**[09:41] ---**
--Dood!
**[09:41] ---**
--Dood!
**[09:45] ---**
How dare you treat me like
some common drunkard?!
**[09:49] ---**
I don't care how powerful you are, Highness!
Ticking off that many Prinnies is a bad idea!
**[09:54] ---**
Besides, the fireball you conjured
up wasn't as big as usual, dood.
**[09:58] ---**
You don't need to keep talking like that.
**[10:00] ---**
Oh.
**[10:01] ---**
I'm so hungry that I'm at my limit.
**[10:04] ---**
Desperate times call for desperate measures!
Make me something to eat!
**[10:07] ---**
In that case, I'll--
**[10:09] ---**
Not you!
**[10:13] ---**
You three doods are spies, aren't you?!
**[10:15] ---**
We have you completely surrounded!
You have nowhere to run, dood!
**[10:19] ---**
Now, doods! Attack!
**[10:21] ---**
Yeah, dood!
**[10:26] ---**
Laharl, what are we going to do?
**[10:36] ---**
"Disgaea"
**[10:40] ---**
"Disgaea"
**[10:55] ---**
I don't believe it!
They've set the place on fire!
**[10:58] ---**
Laharl!
**[10:59] ---**
I don't have the energy...
**[11:02] ---**
In that case, allow me!
**[11:03] ---**
Be restored, strength of love!
**[11:07] ---**
Um, there doesn't seem
to be any light coming out...
**[11:09] ---**
Sorry, I'm really hungry, too.
**[11:14] ---**
We're in a real pinch here!
**[11:17] ---**
You can escape through here!
**[11:19] ---**
This way!
**[11:22] ---**
Who are you?
**[11:26] ---**
Hurry!
**[11:35] ---**
I'm glad to see that you are safe.
**[11:41] ---**
Oh, so you were the one who rescued us.
I don't know how to thank you.
**[11:46] ---**
Haven't I seen you somewhere before?
You're one of my vassals, aren't you?
**[11:50] ---**
Follow me.
**[11:51] ---**
Hey, wait!
**[11:56] ---**
Where are you taking us?
**[11:58] ---**
Please watch your step.
**[12:08] ---**
What is this, a secret base?
**[12:10] ---**
Oh! This must be one of
those "secret hideout" things!
**[12:13] ---**
You know, like in the spy movies!
This is so exciting!
**[12:15] ---**
I don't care what it is, just bring me food!
**[12:22] ---**
Delicious!
**[12:24] ---**
I'm moved beyond words to be able to eat
a decent meal again... It's been so long!
**[12:28] ---**
And *I'm* moved to tears over meeting
a decent vassal for the first time in ages.
**[12:32] ---**
But I have to ask, why did you save us?
**[12:41] ---**
What is taking shape here is nothing
less than a Prinny coup d'etat.
**[12:47] ---**
They hope to overthrow the Netherworld
that is now ruled by the Overlord
**[12:50] ---**
and establish an independent country
that is of, for, and by the Prinnies.
**[12:53] ---**
They're *what*?
**[12:55] ---**
At first, the movement was only to demand
improvements in working conditions.
**[13:00] ---**
But eventually, the talk escalated
into a plan for founding a Prinny utopia.
**[13:05] ---**
But is that really what made
all the Prinnies gather here?
**[13:10] ---**
There is someone controlling the
Prinnies from behind the scenes.
**[13:13] ---**
So, who is this secret mastermind?
**[13:15] ---**
I don't know that.
**[13:17] ---**
Who do they think they are?
Bunch of stupid Prinnies!
**[13:22] ---**
T-They'll pay for this!
**[13:29] ---**
Thank you for waiting, doods!
**[13:33] ---**
Without further ado, let the
Prinnyworld Founding Ceremony begin!
**[13:41] ---**
Prinnyworld, huh?!
**[13:42] ---**
Highness, they'll see you! They'll see you!
**[13:45] ---**
I wonder when the mastermind
will show himself?
**[13:47] ---**
First up is our opening attraction!
The Prinny All-stars Baseball Tournament!
**[13:57] ---**
Next up, the All-Netherworld Quiz Contest!
**[14:01] ---**
Do any of you doods wanna go to Celestia?!
**[14:07] ---**
This is ridiculous.
**[14:08] ---**
And now, doods, the Prinny Magic Show!
**[14:13] ---**
Will the second Princess Prinny
manage to escape this time?!
**[14:20] ---**
I can't take it anymore!
**[14:22] ---**
Highness, don't!
**[14:26] ---**
All right, you bastards! Stop this nonsense!
**[14:38] ---**
Doods, all rise for the national anthem.
**[14:44] ---**
♪ Oh, Prinnies, where is your home?
Oh, Prinnies, our home is Prinnyworld! ♪
**[14:56] ---**
♪ Prinny, prinny, prinny... ♪
**[14:58] ---**
Amazing, they even made a flag!
**[15:01] ---**
What's going on around here?
**[15:04] ---**
How long are you clowns
going to keep this up?!
**[15:15] ---**
He's a spy, dood!
**[15:21] ---**
Look, Etna! Prinny hooliganism!
**[15:24] ---**
Why do you know all about *that* kind of stuff?
**[15:28] ---**
Hear me, Prinnies! Calm yourselves, doods!
**[15:37] ---**
Well, well, if it isn't Prince Laharl.
**[15:41] ---**
Who are you?!
**[15:42] ---**
I am just an old Prinny.
**[15:45] ---**
How do you do, Highness?
**[15:48] ---**
An old Prinny?
**[15:51] ---**
He's laying it on a little thick, isn't he?
**[15:52] ---**
You honor us by attending
this ceremony to commemorate
**[15:56] ---**
the founding of our independent nation.
**[16:00] ---**
Do you seriously believe that I would
ever give my blessing to such a thing?
**[16:05] ---**
How droll, Highness.
**[16:08] ---**
We will win our independence
regardless of whether or not
**[16:11] ---**
you grant recognition
to our country, Highness.
**[16:13] ---**
What?
**[16:14] ---**
For far too long have we
Prinnies been mistreated
**[16:17] ---**
at the hands of you demons
here in the Netherworld.
**[16:20] ---**
Our dearest dream is to achieve
independence from Netherworld rule!
**[16:23] ---**
Rather, it is the dream of the
guardian god who watches over us!
**[16:40] ---**
What the heck kind of ritual is this?
**[16:43] ---**
This is seriously spooky...
**[16:45] ---**
For the last time, quit messing--
**[16:51] ---**
Look!
**[17:07] ---**
You have awakened the anger of the guardian!
**[17:19] ---**
Guardian, huh? We'll see about that!
**[17:21] ---**
This is clearly the time to send
in Gordon, 37th Defender of Earth!
**[17:25] ---**
My throwing arm is plenty warmed up!
**[17:28] ---**
You clowns again?
**[17:31] ---**
Listen, no one is going to
defeat the Prince but *me*!
**[17:33] ---**
I won't let anyone interfere!
**[17:35] ---**
Thursday, Robo-bazooka! Blow it into orbit!
**[17:39] ---**
Roger. Now charging.
**[17:46] ---**
Energy charging... Charging... Charging...
**[17:50] ---**
Fire!
**[17:55] ---**
We got it! It's a home run!
**[18:11] ---**
Really?!
**[18:17] ---**
It's Pringer X, dood!
**[18:19] ---**
The guardian has
transformed into Pringer X, dood!
**[18:23] ---**
Pringer X?
**[18:25] ---**
Wow, that's so cool!
**[18:34] ---**
How can this be?!
**[18:35] ---**
Why?!
**[18:36] ---**
Game, set and match.
**[18:39] ---**
That's what they get for butting in.
**[18:41] ---**
Behold, doods!
**[18:43] ---**
Look on, Prinnies from
across the Netherworld!
**[18:46] ---**
Look where he is!
**[18:48] ---**
You're pretty spry for an old-timer, mister.
**[18:51] ---**
I hereby proclaim the
independence of Prinnyworld!
**[18:56] ---**
And I proclaim myself Dartsbrink III,
first Prinny Overlord!
**[19:04] ---**
If he's Dartsbrink III, doesn't that
mean that there's also a I and II?
**[19:09] ---**
Hey! Don't let the moment go to your head!
**[19:11] ---**
Prinny Overlord, eh?
**[19:13] ---**
Indeed, dood! The Netherworld
is already under our control!
**[19:18] ---**
I am the only one fit to be called Overlord!
We no longer have any use for you!
**[19:22] ---**
Fire, Pringer X!
**[19:25] ---**
Cool, it answered him!
**[19:38] ---**
So, you're the mastermind behind this sham?
**[19:42] ---**
When it comes to Prinnies trying to found
a country or whatever, I couldn't care less!
**[19:47] ---**
But when a lowly Prinny like you has
the gall to call himself Overlord,
**[19:50] ---**
*that* will not stand!
**[19:51] ---**
Silence, dood!
**[19:53] ---**
The Netherworld and Prinnyworld now
both belong to me, the Prinny Overlord!
**[19:56] ---**
Finish him, dood!
**[20:17] ---**
No, Laharl, don't! Don't do it!
**[20:40] ---**
Aw, I was hoping to take
back Pringer X as a souvenir...
**[20:44] ---**
That's why you told him to stop?
**[20:46] ---**
Now what?!
**[20:50] ---**
King Darts! King Darts! King Darts!
**[20:52] ---**
King Darts!
**[20:53] ---**
I don't hear you.
**[20:55] ---**
Prinny Overlord!
**[20:57] ---**
What is it, dood?
**[20:58] ---**
Dood, I have terrible news!
**[21:00] ---**
Prinnyworld has begun to sink under
the collected weight of the Prinnies
**[21:03] ---**
that came here from the four
corners of the Netherworld!
**[21:06] ---**
It's what?!
**[21:08] ---**
Well, that's Prinnies for you.
They aren't too bright.
**[21:11] ---**
Let's get out of here!
**[21:13] ---**
The revolution has ended
in failure, King Darts...
**[21:17] ---**
You will address me as Prinny Overlord, dood!
**[21:25] ---**
Prinnies! Laundry!
**[21:27] ---**
Yes, dood!
**[21:28] ---**
Is my food ready yet?!
**[21:30] ---**
Coming right up, dood!
**[21:32] ---**
Prinnies, could you take
out the garbage, please?
**[21:34] ---**
Yessir, yessir, dood!
**[21:36] ---**
Just one "Yessir" is plenty!
**[21:37] ---**
Yessir, dood!
**[21:39] ---**
The Prinnies are working a lot harder
than they did before, aren't they?
**[21:43] ---**
That's not surprising. After all, they came
back after trying to launch a rebellion.
**[21:49] ---**
Hey, no running in the hallway!
**[21:50] ---**
Yes, dood! Sorry, dood!
**[21:52] ---**
Well, this obedience might not last for long.
**[21:56] ---**
Hey, you're that Prinny who--
**[22:00] ---**
I'll never understand what
goes on inside a Prinny's head...
**[22:04] ---**
Prinnies!
**[22:06] ---**
Yessir! You rang, dood?
**[22:09] ---**
I was just checking.
**[22:12] ---**
Highness, you're terrible.
**[22:14] ---**
We're setting out after we're
through eating. Is that clear?
**[22:17] ---**
--Right!
**[22:17] ---**
--Right!
**[22:19] ---**
Until the day comes when
we shall rise up once again...
**[22:22] ---**
...we shall silently
endure this ordeal, dood!
**[22:24] ---**
♪ ...Oh, Prinnies, our
home is Prinnyworld! ♪
**[22:44] ---**
*Aoi hiru ga meguru hoshi de
toki no ruupu mezametara,*
**[22:51] ---**
*chigau kokoro motta mono
atsumareba nanika ga okiru yo.*
**[22:59] ---**
*Yokubou de umeru no ka?
Ai wa hito no tame ni ugoko no ka?*
**[23:07] ---**
*Dotchi datte kamawanai yo, suki ni yaru dake.*
**[23:15] ---**
*Hikari to kage kono sekai
de subete ga imi aru egoisuto.*
**[23:23] ---**
*Hitotsu hitotsu no kakera wa
sou baransu wo ninai ikiteru.*
**[23:31] ---**
*Omou no mama, kokoro no mama
ni ima wa onaji sora no shita*
**[23:43] ---**
*hikari to kage wa kurikaesu.*
**[23:47] ---**
*Chain react*
**[23:59] ---**
*I'm bored with doing a "babe this,"
"babe that" schtick for each preview.*
**[24:02] ---**
*Isn't there anything new we could try?*
**[24:05] ---**
*Why don't you try dropping the "babe" part?*
**[24:07] ---**
*What should I say, then?*
**[24:09] ---**
*Hmm... How about using "ugly" instead?*
**[24:12] ---**
*Uh, Flonne, would you be
able to call yourself that?*
**[24:16] ---**
*Next time on Disgaea,
"Space Battleship Gargantua"!*
**[24:21] ---**
*Seriously, can you call yourself that?
Can you call yourself ugly? Fess up.*
**[24:23] ---**
"Next Time: Space Battleship Gargantua"
**[24:25] ---**
*Um, probably not.*
# 9 - Space Battleship Gargantua
Source: [Crunchyroll](https://www.crunchyroll.com/series/GY0XXX2P6/disgaea)
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**[00:09] ---**
"Disgaea"
**[00:13] ---**
*It's like I'm tied up tight
by the sighs of love.*
**[00:19] ---**
*I can't break free no
matter what spell I try.*
**[00:26] ---**
*Tranquil eyes that conceal sorrow behind them*
**[00:31] ---**
*throw my heart into turmoil
more than they ought to.*
**[00:39] ---**
*You mean more to me than I do,*
**[00:45] ---**
*even though we both
refuse to admit to our feelings.*
**[00:51] ---**
*You're the one for me.
I don't care if you're a demon.*
**[00:58] ---**
*Oh, this is a miracle
that I've stumbled upon.*
**[01:04] ---**
*Even these wounds that never fade,
even this profound karma.*
**[01:11] ---**
*Oh, I'll give you my love.*
**[01:14] ---**
*Time and again, no matter where you are.*
**[01:22] ---**
*I'll give you my love.*
**[01:39] ---**
Okay, Thursday, try starting her up!
**[01:42] ---**
Roger. Starting engine.
**[01:49] ---**
Finally... Finally!
**[01:51] ---**
Repairs to the ship are finally finished!
**[01:54] ---**
Our days of meekly slaving away at part-time
jobs here in the Netherworld are over, too!
**[01:59] ---**
Let's go, Jennifer! Thursday!
**[02:01] ---**
Gordon, Defender of Earth, lifting off!
**[02:08] ---**
"Space Battleship Gargantua"
**[02:16] ---**
Highness, maybe we
should've taken the long way...
**[02:21] ---**
Be quiet!
**[02:22] ---**
As I recall, *you* were the one who said
**[02:24] ---**
that this would be the quickest
way back to the Overlord's Castle!
**[02:26] ---**
Well, Flonne's having a little trouble...
**[02:28] ---**
*Now* what?
**[02:34] ---**
This hill is really steep!
**[02:39] ---**
What was that?
**[02:44] ---**
So, you're still hanging around here, I see!
**[02:47] ---**
Why, if it isn't Mr. Gordon!
**[02:49] ---**
Feast your eyes on this, ladies and demons!
**[02:51] ---**
My spaceship is finally
back among the living!
**[02:55] ---**
That's terrific news! Congratulations!
**[02:59] ---**
Now, then, Prince of the Netherworld!
**[03:02] ---**
I demand that you face me
fair and square this time!
**[03:05] ---**
All right, Defender of Earth!
**[03:07] ---**
Out of respect for your tenacious pursuit,
I will accept your challenge!
**[03:12] ---**
You really mean it?!
**[03:13] ---**
Wow, *this* is a first. The Prince is
gonna fight a duel fair and square?
**[03:18] ---**
What brought on this sudden change of heart?
**[03:20] ---**
Surely it's because
**[03:21] ---**
the seeds of righteousness
have begun to blossom in his heart!
**[03:24] ---**
Even demons have an innate
sense of right and wrong!
**[03:27] ---**
As if.
**[03:28] ---**
I know the perfect place for our fight!
**[03:31] ---**
How about it? I'll show you the way,
so will you fight me there?
**[03:34] ---**
Very well! Lead the way!
**[03:38] ---**
Now this is more like it!
**[03:39] ---**
This is so amazing!
**[03:42] ---**
This is really neat, too!
**[03:43] ---**
And this is great, too!
**[03:45] ---**
And so's this!
**[03:46] ---**
You're terrific too, Thursday!
**[03:48] ---**
Don't skimp on the compliments!
**[03:50] ---**
Jennifer built Thursday
here to be the ultimate robot!
**[03:54] ---**
Wow! Jennifer built Thursday herself?
**[03:58] ---**
That's right! In addition to being my
sidekick, she's also a scientific genius!
**[04:02] ---**
She's the partner that I trust more
than anyone else in the world!
**[04:05] ---**
Oh! What's this book?
**[04:09] ---**
That book isn't meant for
the eyes of children!
**[04:12] ---**
Hey, that's--
**[04:14] ---**
Why, this is the Demon Tome!
**[04:16] ---**
Wow! We spent all that time looking for it,
and it was here all along?
**[04:19] ---**
The "Demon Tome"?
**[04:21] ---**
I can't believe it was here the whole time...
**[04:23] ---**
Would someone please tell me
what this "Demon Tome" is?
**[04:25] ---**
It's a very important book.
**[04:26] ---**
Whoever possesses it is
recognized as the legitimate Overlord.
**[04:29] ---**
You don't say...
**[04:31] ---**
Just a minute, now. As I recall,
inside it was a bunch of--
**[04:34] ---**
The kind of things that
make guys start to pant.
**[04:38] ---**
What are you supposed
to use the stuff in here for?
**[04:40] ---**
What, don't you know?
Usually, guys use it to--
**[04:45] ---**
What a noisy human...
**[04:47] ---**
I'll explain it to you later, Flonne.
**[04:49] ---**
More to the point, a book like
*this* proves that you're Overlord?
**[04:52] ---**
You two don't understand the
true significance of this book.
**[04:55] ---**
Oh, so you know what you're supposed
to do with this stuff, Highness?
**[04:59] ---**
Drop the innuendo! You'll see soon enough.
**[05:04] ---**
All right, human. Take
us across this mountain.
**[05:06] ---**
Crossing mountain, aye!
**[05:10] ---**
Set us down at that castle.
**[05:12] ---**
Setting down, aye!
**[05:16] ---**
What a fine castle!
**[05:17] ---**
A fitting place for the final showdown
**[05:19] ---**
between the Overlord
and the Defender of Earth!
**[05:28] ---**
Wait here. I'll go make
the necessary arrangements.
**[05:31] ---**
I'll be waiting! I look forward to our duel!
**[05:34] ---**
You're quite a tactician, Highness!
**[05:36] ---**
The way you got us here
without walking was sheer genius!
**[05:40] ---**
All humans are good for
is providing taxi service!
**[05:43] ---**
I'm guessing that there
isn't gonna be a fight, either?
**[05:44] ---**
Of course not.
Why should I waste my time?
**[05:47] ---**
So, who lives in this castle?
**[05:50] ---**
This is my castle! The Overlord's Castle!
**[05:53] ---**
Oh, so we finally made
it to your home, Laharl!
**[06:15] ---**
I finally made it back!
**[06:17] ---**
Gosh, this place could do with a cleaning...
**[06:19] ---**
Want me to call in the Prinny Squad?
**[06:21] ---**
No, that won't be necessary.
**[06:52] ---**
I hereby lay claim to the throne!
**[06:55] ---**
He who possesses the
Demon Tome shall be Overlord!
**[06:58] ---**
I am Laharl!
**[07:00] ---**
Hear me, Demon Tome!
Grant your power unto me!
**[07:42] ---**
What in the world is that?!
**[08:12] ---**
Now enacting directive 294.
**[08:16] ---**
Transmitting guide beacon.
**[08:23] ---**
What do you mean?
What's going on here, Thursday?
**[08:26] ---**
Thursday! I don't believe it! Are you--
**[08:29] ---**
Now engaging secondary
behavior program sequence.
**[08:55] ---**
Now I'm finally the true Overlord.
**[08:58] ---**
Congratulations, Laharl!
**[09:01] ---**
Wow, so I guess it was just the
cover that marks you as the Overlord,
**[09:04] ---**
and the cheesecake pics inside
are there for other reasons.
**[09:07] ---**
Uh, Highness? The floor is shaking.
**[09:10] ---**
Are you doing this, too?
**[09:12] ---**
I don't know what it is.
I'm not the one doing it.
**[09:18] ---**
What's going on? Jennifer,
is Thursday malfunctioning?
**[09:22] ---**
No, this was supposed to happen.
**[09:26] ---**
It's for the best.
**[09:37] ---**
What just happened?!
**[09:54] ---**
It's the *Gargantua*,
Earth's mightiest space battleship!
**[09:59] ---**
That's so cool! I want one!
**[10:03] ---**
It's too amazing for words!
**[10:05] ---**
One of those?! Lady, you've
got some strange hobbies...
**[10:08] ---**
Now I see! They must be here to cheer
me on in my final battle against the Prince!
**[10:13] ---**
Oh, what a heartening sight this is!
**[10:15] ---**
Hey! I'm down here!
Can you see me, everyone?!
**[10:32] ---**
This isn't right.
**[10:33] ---**
What isn't?
**[10:35] ---**
Humans have stumbled
their way into the Netherworld
**[10:37] ---**
every now and again over the years.
**[10:40] ---**
But *this*...
**[10:40] ---**
They're deliberately creating a
rift in the fabric of space itself!
**[10:47] ---**
Are humans really capable of doing that?
**[10:51] ---**
It sure looks that way.
**[10:53] ---**
You did this?!
**[10:54] ---**
No! I couldn't possibly
have called them here!
**[10:57] ---**
But surely they are here
to assist the Defender of--
**[11:23] ---**
Why?! I don't understand!
They're not here to cheer me on?!
**[11:27] ---**
You fool! This is an all-out invasion
of the Netherworld by you humans!
**[11:32] ---**
An invasion...?
**[11:33] ---**
Humanity would never
do such a terrible thing!
**[11:37] ---**
No, Gordon. What he says is true.
**[11:41] ---**
This was all planned by my father
for the good of Earth.
**[11:45] ---**
Your father? But you
told me that your parents
**[11:47] ---**
both passed away
when you were a little girl!
**[11:50] ---**
Her foster father is Supreme Commander
Carter of the Earth Defense Force!
**[11:58] ---**
Wait, you're--!
**[12:05] ---**
"Disgaea"
**[12:08] ---**
"Disgaea"
**[12:20] ---**
Wait, you're--!
**[12:21] ---**
It's been a long time, Gordon!
**[12:24] ---**
Kurtis, Defender of Earth, has arrived!
**[12:27] ---**
Oh, wow! Now the hero's
archrival has appeared!
**[12:31] ---**
Flonne, you're *way* too into this.
**[12:51] ---**
So, foul demons, I see that
you're not putting up a fight at all!
**[12:55] ---**
But that is good news for us.
The Netherworld will belong to humanity.
**[12:59] ---**
This is the only way to save Earth!
**[13:03] ---**
Commander! Someone is
closing in on us at high speed!
**[13:07] ---**
Ignore it! It's not as if these
demons can do anything to stop us!
**[13:10] ---**
After all, this grand armada of ours
is made up of two million ships!
**[13:14] ---**
Flying object detected on scopes!
Transferring to main screen!
**[13:19] ---**
What a fool! What can one
lowly demon do against us?!
**[13:23] ---**
All right, you stupid human weaklings!
**[13:26] ---**
It's time for you to learn the hard
way the terror that is the Overlord!
**[13:36] ---**
126th Fleet destroyed!
**[13:38] ---**
The *Olympus*, flagship of the 412th Fleet,
has been destroyed!
**[13:42] ---**
Receiving a transmission from the
15th Fleet! "Unable to fight!" I repeat--
**[13:46] ---**
Impossible!
**[13:47] ---**
One lone demon is making mincemeat
out of our two million ship space armada?!
**[13:53] ---**
I can't believe it!
**[13:55] ---**
Why do you not use the weapon
which I entrusted to you?
**[13:59] ---**
Humanity will secure their
future with their own two hands!
**[14:04] ---**
I appreciate all that you have done for us.
**[14:07] ---**
Nevertheless, this battle is between
us humans and the Netherworld.
**[14:11] ---**
Goodness, you've become
an idealist at this late date?
**[14:14] ---**
I'm just--
**[14:15] ---**
87th and 89th Fleets report severe damage!
**[14:18] ---**
The 101st Fleet is
completely dead in space, too!
**[14:25] ---**
This is great! It's like we're watching a
final throwdown between two lifelong rivals!
**[14:29] ---**
Flonne, you are *way* too happy about this!
**[14:37] ---**
Gordon, hang in there!
**[14:40] ---**
I don't understand...
Why are you doing this, Kurtis?
**[14:50] ---**
A buffoon like you has no need to know.
**[14:52] ---**
Thursday, do it.
**[14:54] ---**
Roger.
**[15:02] ---**
Let go of me, damn it!
**[15:04] ---**
Please put us down!
**[15:06] ---**
This won't hold me!
**[15:09] ---**
Etna!
**[15:11] ---**
I suggest that you refrain
from trying anything foolish.
**[15:15] ---**
Stop this, Thursday!
**[15:16] ---**
You *still* haven't caught on?
You've been used.
**[15:20] ---**
What?!
**[15:27] ---**
Now then, Princess.
The Supreme Commander awaits.
**[15:30] ---**
Father is waiting?
**[15:31] ---**
The Commander ordered me to come
here and rescue you and you alone.
**[15:35] ---**
You see, we can't attack the
Overlord's Castle with you here.
**[15:39] ---**
No! I'm not going anywhere!
I'm staying here with Gordon!
**[15:44] ---**
We should never have
gone through with this!
**[15:46] ---**
Even you would understand that if you
saw the demons' world for yourself, Kurtis!
**[15:51] ---**
The Netherworld has its own daily rhythms.
**[15:54] ---**
The demons try to live as
best they can, just like we do!
**[15:58] ---**
We have no right to
take that away from them!
**[16:00] ---**
Now, now, this disobedience won't do at all.
**[16:02] ---**
I *could* finish Gordon
off right here if you like.
**[16:05] ---**
The man calls himself the Defender of Earth,
**[16:07] ---**
but he can't even deal
with the Overlord by himself.
**[16:11] ---**
Jennifer...! Don't give in to his threats!
**[16:15] ---**
Justice always triumphs in the end!
**[16:17] ---**
Oh, shut up!
**[16:18] ---**
How can you treat a
defenseless person like that?!
**[16:20] ---**
I'm warning you,
you're really starting to piss me off!
**[16:24] ---**
I'll go with you.
**[16:25] ---**
Good girl.
**[16:26] ---**
Jennifer!
**[16:27] ---**
Jennifer, don't do it! Don't do
anything that goes against your beliefs!
**[16:31] ---**
Remember, you're the partner
of the Defender of Earth!
**[16:35] ---**
Maybe I spent too long by your side.
**[16:40] ---**
I'm the one who deserves to be punished.
**[16:46] ---**
Jennifer...
**[16:49] ---**
Jennifer!
**[16:55] ---**
That big one is going down next!
**[16:57] ---**
Demon closing in!
**[16:58] ---**
Fire! Fire! Fire! Fire everything you've got!
**[17:02] ---**
Shoot down that demon!
**[17:19] ---**
Who are you?
**[17:21] ---**
Kurtis, Defender of Earth.
**[17:24] ---**
You're one of those "Defenders," too, huh?
**[17:25] ---**
Careful, now!
These two are your friends, right?!
**[17:29] ---**
You don't want anything
unpleasant to happen to them, do you?
**[17:31] ---**
Highness!
**[17:32] ---**
Laharl!
**[17:34] ---**
What are you two doing?
**[17:37] ---**
Being held prisoner, duh!
**[17:38] ---**
Be careful! This man is really, really tough!
**[17:42] ---**
He's Mr. Gordon's rival!
**[17:45] ---**
That's a human for you.
**[17:46] ---**
You have potential, trying to
threaten me by taking hostages.
**[17:51] ---**
But taking hostages won't work with me!
**[17:54] ---**
Laharl, you're joking!
**[17:56] ---**
Yeah, I guess that trying to strong-arm
the Prince by taking hostages
**[18:00] ---**
would only make him happy, wouldn't it?
**[18:02] ---**
You don't say? In that case,
I'll just have to give *this* a try!
**[18:17] ---**
It's resonating?
**[18:20] ---**
Fire!
**[18:23] ---**
Highness!
**[18:24] ---**
Laharl!
**[18:25] ---**
Most impressive... We should
have used this in the first place.
**[18:30] ---**
It has a devastating
effect on demons, all right!
**[18:33] ---**
Now I get it... This is exactly
the same as when I tried to hold--
**[18:38] ---**
Flonne, don't tell me that that
beam just now uses Celestian--
**[18:43] ---**
But why...?
**[18:48] ---**
You're still standing, eh?
**[18:50] ---**
Of course I am. Who do you think I am?
**[18:54] ---**
I'm the mighty Overlord Laharl!
**[18:56] ---**
The Netherworld will
fall under human control.
**[18:59] ---**
Thursday here
**[19:00] ---**
has been relaying information about
the various places he's been,
**[19:03] ---**
providing us with data on the Netherworld,
which we previously knew nothing about.
**[19:07] ---**
Beep beep blip beep.
**[19:08] ---**
Gee, keep up the good work.
**[19:10] ---**
What's more, Thursday had a top-secret
mission to set up a system of devices
**[19:14] ---**
that would open a dimensional rift which
would allow us to enter the Netherworld.
**[19:19] ---**
Needless to say, that project was carried
out by Jennifer, Thursday's inventor,
**[19:22] ---**
under the orders of her father,
Supreme Commander Carter.
**[19:28] ---**
You're back, Jennifer!
**[19:31] ---**
Father...
**[19:32] ---**
That sounds really impressive, all right,
**[19:35] ---**
but your little scheme was
actually pretty pedestrian.
**[19:38] ---**
So Mr. Gordon was--
**[19:40] ---**
He was kept in the dark about it.
**[19:42] ---**
We needed a clueless scapegoat
to keep you people distracted.
**[19:47] ---**
You're the clueless one here.
**[19:50] ---**
You make it sound like
you did all this yourselves,
**[19:52] ---**
but you humans had help setting
up this invasion, didn't you?
**[19:56] ---**
Chew on this.
**[19:59] ---**
Highness!
**[20:00] ---**
Laharl!
**[20:18] ---**
That hurt!
**[20:19] ---**
Hey, go easy on the merchandise, pal!
**[20:21] ---**
Silence, demon!
**[20:23] ---**
Why, you little--
**[20:27] ---**
Etna!
**[20:28] ---**
Damn it, that hurt!
**[20:31] ---**
Jennifer...
**[20:33] ---**
I'm sorry that I got you
two involved in all this...
**[20:36] ---**
Jennifer, you have to tell me!
**[20:38] ---**
As a Celestian, there's
something that I have to know!
**[20:44] ---**
I don't think we have any
further need for the hostages.
**[20:47] ---**
They still have some
value as bargaining chips.
**[20:50] ---**
They do, eh? In that case,
I'll leave them to you.
**[20:55] ---**
Gentlemen, the Overlord has fallen!
Now for the final blow!
**[21:00] ---**
We'll burn the Netherworld to the ground
and remake it into a world fit for humans!
**[21:04] ---**
Prepare to fire Astro Particle Cannon!
**[21:07] ---**
Prepare to fire Astro Particle Cannon!
**[21:40] ---**
Oh, it's you?
**[21:41] ---**
Please, I need your help!
**[21:43] ---**
Oh, so a human wants to make
a deal with this devil, huh?
**[21:48] ---**
Call it what you will!
**[21:49] ---**
For the sake of those tears in
Jennifer's eyes, I have to go after her!
**[21:54] ---**
Go if you want.
**[21:56] ---**
But...
**[22:01] ---**
Those bastards have gone
and made me *really* angry!
**[22:06] ---**
Energy charge in progress. 100... 200...
**[22:10] ---**
Safety locks disengaged!
**[22:11] ---**
Engage anti-flash defenses!
**[22:13] ---**
Firing preparations complete!
**[22:14] ---**
Open fire!
**[22:15] ---**
Fire!
**[22:26] ---**
"To Be Continued"
**[22:44] ---**
*If people ever notice the cycle of time on
this world where blue skies come and go,*
**[22:52] ---**
*something's bound to happen when
people with different outlooks get together.*
**[23:00] ---**
*Will we be buried by our desires?
Will love come and save the day?*
**[23:08] ---**
*Either way, it doesn't matter to me.
I'm gonna do as I please.*
**[23:15] ---**
*Light and shadow, egoists for whom
everything in the world has meaning,*
**[23:23] ---**
*every little fragment lives his life
with the balance on their shoulders.*
**[23:31] ---**
*Doing whatever we want,
having it exactly the way we want it.*
**[23:39] ---**
*Right now, under the same sky,*
**[23:43] ---**
*light and shadow repeat again and again.*
**[23:48] ---**
*Chain react*
**[23:59] ---**
*The terrible Gordon, Defender of Earth,
launches a sudden attack on the Netherworld!*
**[24:04] ---**
*Don't be so melodramatic.*
**[24:06] ---**
*Rising up to defend the Netherworld
as it bears the brunt*
**[24:07] ---**
*of the humans' cruel atrocities*
**[24:09] ---**
*is Etna, the babe messiah!*
**[24:11] ---**
*Rise up and fight, Etna!
The Netherworld has been waiting for you!*
**[24:15] ---**
*Nobody's waiting for you, lady.*
**[24:17] ---**
*Next time on Disgaea!
"The Defender of Tomorrow is You!"*
**[24:21] ---**
*Who do you mean?*
**[24:22] ---**
*Well, like it says, it's "you"!*
**[24:23] ---**
"Next Time:
The Defender of Tomorrow is You!"
**[24:23] ---**
*Oh, it's me?*
# 10 - The Defender of Tomorrow is You!
Source: [Crunchyroll](https://www.crunchyroll.com/series/GY0XXX2P6/disgaea)
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**[00:09] ---**
"Disgaea"
**[00:13] ---**
*Ai no tameiki ni shibarareteru mitai.*
**[00:19] ---**
*Donna jumon de mo hodokenai no yo.*
**[00:26] ---**
*Urei wo hisometa shizuka na hitomi ga*
**[00:31] ---**
*yokei ni kokoro kakimidashiteku.*
**[00:39] ---**
*Sunao ja nai watashi yori motto*
**[00:45] ---**
*sunao ja nai anata ga itoshii.*
**[00:51] ---**
*Anata ga ii no, akuma de mo ii.*
**[00:58] ---**
*Ah, ima meguriaeta kiseki.*
**[01:04] ---**
*Kienai kizu mo, fukai karuma mo.*
**[01:11] ---**
*Ah aishitageru,*
**[01:14] ---**
*doko ni ite mo nando demo.*
**[01:22] ---**
*Aishitageru.*
**[01:34] ---**
Fire Astro Particle Cannon!
**[01:59] ---**
Impossible, he shattered the
Astro Particle Cannon's beam!
**[02:08] ---**
Now I'm going to teach you what
happens when you anger me, humans!
**[02:12] ---**
Just a minute, Prince! I'm coming, too!
**[02:20] ---**
Wait for me, Jennifer!
**[02:23] ---**
"The Defender of Tomorrow is You!"
**[02:29] ---**
Wow, they're really going at it out there.
**[02:32] ---**
Jennifer, please tell me
everything that you know.
**[02:37] ---**
The Earth Defense Force
was originally founded
**[02:41] ---**
with the simple goal of saving humanity.
**[02:44] ---**
As you all know, Earth is
faced with a terrible crisis!
**[02:49] ---**
Explosive population growth!
Skyrocketing violent crime!
**[02:53] ---**
The destruction of the environment!
Severe food shortages!
**[02:57] ---**
If something is not done,
humanity will likely perish!
**[03:00] ---**
Our mission is to save the human race!
**[03:04] ---**
We formulated a plan in which
humanity would migrate into space.
**[03:09] ---**
But then...
**[03:11] ---**
We don't need to go to all that trouble.
**[03:14] ---**
All we need to do is
take over the Netherworld.
**[03:16] ---**
What?! The Netherworld?!
**[03:18] ---**
If we can invade the Netherworld
and exterminate the demons,
**[03:21] ---**
we'll be killing two birds with one stone.
**[03:22] ---**
Don't you agree?
**[03:25] ---**
Wow, your old man is more
demonic than any demon I know.
**[03:29] ---**
Why did your father suddenly change plans?
**[03:32] ---**
I honestly don't know.
**[03:34] ---**
*Celestia has to be involved
in this somehow...*
**[03:38] ---**
Jennifer, the Commander wishes to see you.
**[03:41] ---**
Jennifer...
**[03:44] ---**
I'll make my father see that this
isn't the right way to save humanity.
**[03:52] ---**
Jennifer!
**[04:07] ---**
Those are the "you-know-whats"
that you talked about earlier!
**[04:10] ---**
Don't thank me yet! Let's get moving!
**[04:17] ---**
Man, this ship is huge!
How much farther to the exit?
**[04:30] ---**
Flonne?
**[04:35] ---**
Hey, what are you doing?
**[04:39] ---**
Where do you think you're going?
**[04:42] ---**
Aw, that's not fair!
**[04:44] ---**
Don't change the subject.
**[04:46] ---**
Anyway, I have to go up here and see what's--
**[04:49] ---**
Hold it!
**[04:51] ---**
Keep climbing! That's it, nice and slow...
**[05:01] ---**
I said freeze!
Take one step, and we'll open fire!
**[05:03] ---**
Fine, fine, we're freezing!
**[05:05] ---**
Please let me through! There's something
that I have to make sure of!
**[05:12] ---**
I have brought her, sir.
**[05:14] ---**
Well done.
**[05:16] ---**
Father, there is something
that I need to discuss with you.
**[05:18] ---**
It can wait until later.
**[05:20] ---**
For now, you should watch over how our
forces are comporting themselves in battle.
**[05:23] ---**
After all, you will be the next Supreme
Commander of the Earth Defense Force.
**[05:30] ---**
If this is what it means to be
Supreme Commander, I want no part of it.
**[05:33] ---**
What was that?
**[05:35] ---**
I'm saying that I don't want
to become like you, Father!
**[05:38] ---**
Jennifer!
**[05:39] ---**
It's wrong to think that we're
justified in doing anything so long
**[05:42] ---**
as it saves humanity, Father!
**[05:45] ---**
All right, I understand. There's no
need to get so emotional about it.
**[05:48] ---**
You just want me to hear you out, right?
**[05:53] ---**
Let's talk about this outside.
**[05:57] ---**
Just as I thought, even a man like
you can be swayed by your daughter.
**[06:06] ---**
I still have one last job for
Jennifer to carry out for me.
**[06:17] ---**
Etna...
**[06:20] ---**
Prinny Squad! C'mon!
**[06:31] ---**
What's with all these penguins?!
**[06:34] ---**
They aren't penguins, they're Prinnies!
**[06:36] ---**
I'm touched that they'd
come all this way for us!
**[06:44] ---**
Listen up, you bums! We're gonna
smash this place 'til there's nothing left!
**[06:48] ---**
Aye aye, dood!
**[06:50] ---**
I knew it...
**[07:03] ---**
Father... What happened to me?
**[07:08] ---**
You passed out all of a sudden.
You must be exhausted.
**[07:11] ---**
You should rest for a while.
**[07:19] ---**
That's a--
**[07:20] ---**
That's my daughter.
You recognized what this is right away.
**[07:25] ---**
No, stop!
**[07:27] ---**
Let me go!
**[07:30] ---**
Please! Stop using me as your pawn!
**[07:35] ---**
Father!
**[07:40] ---**
Angel Cannon power at 120%.
**[07:43] ---**
Ready to fire!
**[07:45] ---**
Two bogies closing in from dead ahead!
**[07:47] ---**
So, you want another taste
of that beam, do you, demon?
**[07:53] ---**
We're the Prinny Squad, doods!
**[07:55] ---**
Don't mind us, doods!
**[07:59] ---**
"Prinny Squad"?
**[08:05] ---**
That's the way! Destroy anything
you can get your flippers on!
**[08:08] ---**
Destroy everything, eh?
Thursday, finish these things!
**[08:12] ---**
Roger! Changing to Robo Attack!
**[08:26] ---**
Where's Jennifer?
**[08:33] ---**
Highness!
**[08:34] ---**
Laharl! Mr. Gordon!
**[08:37] ---**
I'm surprised to see you.
**[08:39] ---**
Where's Jennifer?!
**[08:41] ---**
The Commander is busy
modifying her at the moment.
**[08:43] ---**
Modifying her?!
**[08:45] ---**
"Modifying"?
**[08:51] ---**
This I've gotta see!
**[08:53] ---**
I'm kinda morbidly
curious about this myself...
**[09:01] ---**
What do you mean, the Commander
is modifying Jennifer?!
**[09:04] ---**
Come now, it's hardly unheard-of these days.
**[09:08] ---**
Kurtis, your arm...
**[09:10] ---**
And now he's revealed that he's a cyborg!
**[09:12] ---**
Flonne, you've got *way* too many interests.
**[09:15] ---**
In other words, she'll
geek out over anything.
**[09:17] ---**
It happened in that incident five
years ago. I lost everything that day.
**[09:22] ---**
Geez, they've started
reminiscing about the old days...
**[09:25] ---**
Should we blindside him
while he's distracted?
**[09:27] ---**
Shh! We have to hear him out!
**[09:30] ---**
A rival is always burdened with
some tragic incident in the past!
**[09:35] ---**
It happened five years ago this very day.
**[09:37] ---**
A radical group opposed to
space research carried out
**[09:41] ---**
a bombing attack on the
World Space Research Institute today!
**[09:44] ---**
The death toll has reached 350 so far, and--
**[09:53] ---**
I lost my wife and daughter in that attack,
and 70% of my body was mechanized.
**[10:01] ---**
I had no idea! Your family was
among the victims of that bombing?!
**[10:10] ---**
What good is the Defender of Earth if he
can't save the lives of innocent people?
**[10:14] ---**
A true Defender of Earth would stop at
nothing to save as many people as he could!
**[10:25] ---**
You're wrong!
**[10:27] ---**
Invading the Netherworld might
save humanity, I'll give you that.
**[10:30] ---**
But doing so will cost countless lives!
Is that what you want?
**[10:35] ---**
Do you really think that
that's what's best for humanity?
**[10:38] ---**
It's naive thinking like
that that cost me my family!
**[10:45] ---**
I swore an oath that day that if the
Defender of Earth couldn't do his job...
**[10:53] ---**
...then I would defeat him and
become the *true* Defender of Earth!
**[10:58] ---**
That is the only path that's left to me now!
**[11:03] ---**
You mustn't!
**[11:09] ---**
You don't care if you create more
innocent victims like your wife and daughter?
**[11:13] ---**
What?
**[11:14] ---**
Demons have families, too!
**[11:17] ---**
It's wrong to think that anything is
justified if it might save humanity!
**[11:21] ---**
Not when you should know the pain of
losing a loved one better than anyone!
**[11:27] ---**
She's right! Seeing what you've become,
**[11:29] ---**
what would your wife and daughter
think of you up in heaven?
**[11:32] ---**
Shut up! Shut up!
**[11:38] ---**
Kurtis!
**[11:41] ---**
Dood, sabotage activities
have been completed!
**[11:44] ---**
Kurtis!
**[11:49] ---**
Don't come complaining to me
when Flonne gives you an earful
**[11:52] ---**
for sneaking out in the middle
of that guy's speech, Highness.
**[11:55] ---**
We don't have time to hang around
and listen to those two reminisce.
**[11:57] ---**
The first order of business is to
take down that uppity bastard.
**[12:00] ---**
Yessir...
**[12:02] ---**
Kurtis!
**[12:05] ---**
Kurtis! Hurry! This way!
**[12:13] ---**
Forget about me... Get going!
**[12:15] ---**
But I can't...
**[12:16] ---**
Jennifer is in ♪13 medical room.
If you go now, you might get there in time!
**[12:22] ---**
Kurtis!
**[12:23] ---**
Get going, Defender of Earth!
**[12:29] ---**
You should hurry, too.
**[12:30] ---**
But...
**[12:32] ---**
If you go, you might find the
answers that you're looking for.
**[12:36] ---**
But I can't--
**[12:38] ---**
Hey, wait! Put me down!
**[12:49] ---**
"Disgaea"
**[12:52] ---**
"Disgaea"
**[13:04] ---**
Give Jennifer back to me!
**[13:05] ---**
Very well, if you insist. Jennifer!
**[13:10] ---**
What in the world?!
**[13:16] ---**
Come on, you call *this* "modified"?
**[13:18] ---**
All he did was stick some
weird doohickey on her head.
**[13:22] ---**
I was expecting to see
something more amazing, too...
**[13:25] ---**
You three don't seem to understand
just how amazing this device really is.
**[13:28] ---**
Isn't that right, Jennifer?
**[13:29] ---**
Yes, Father.
**[13:32] ---**
Is it just me, or she acting kinda funny?
**[13:34] ---**
It's mind control!
**[13:36] ---**
Mind control?
**[13:39] ---**
He's using that device
to control Jennifer's mind.
**[13:43] ---**
Go, Jennifer! Kill them!
**[13:46] ---**
Yes, Father.
**[13:49] ---**
As the sidekick of the
Defender of Earth, you must--
**[13:55] ---**
Listen to what your heart is telling you!
**[13:57] ---**
What is right?!
What you ought to believe in?!
**[14:00] ---**
And what you ought to do right now!
**[14:03] ---**
What she ought to do? *You* are the
one who doesn't understand, Gordon.
**[14:09] ---**
To execute our Netherworld Invasion Project,
what we needed more than anything
**[14:12] ---**
was for someone to scout ahead
and investigate the Netherworld.
**[14:16] ---**
And you fulfilled that
role beautifully. Well done.
**[14:21] ---**
Now, Jennifer, put him out of his misery.
**[14:24] ---**
Yes, Father.
**[14:29] ---**
Oh, no! Gordon's in trouble!
**[14:31] ---**
I swear, that bozo can't do anything right!
**[14:34] ---**
Don't interfere! This is something
that he has to do himself!
**[14:37] ---**
What a sorry sight this is, Gordon!
**[14:42] ---**
What happened to that true spirit of a
defender that you showed me on the bridge?
**[14:45] ---**
And now we're at the climax of the battle!
**[14:48] ---**
You traitor! How dare you interfere?!
**[14:52] ---**
Get down, everyone!
**[15:03] ---**
Kurtis?!
**[15:13] ---**
*Gordon, I wanted to be a true
Defender of Earth, just like you...*
**[15:23] ---**
Kurtis!
**[15:27] ---**
Kurtis?
**[15:29] ---**
Kurtis... You will be forever known
as the 38th Defender of Earth!
**[15:34] ---**
Kurtis...! He's dead because of me!
**[15:39] ---**
Hey, she's back to normal!
**[15:41] ---**
Shh! Don't talk during a touching moment!
**[15:43] ---**
You know,
**[15:45] ---**
this almost makes it look like they're
the stars of the show all of a sudden.
**[15:47] ---**
Are you okay with that?
**[15:49] ---**
They can have the spotlight this one time.
**[15:51] ---**
It's always so sad when the rival
lays down his life, isn't it?
**[15:55] ---**
Hey, where'd the old dude
with the mustache go?
**[16:01] ---**
You don't know when to
give up, do you, Father?
**[16:05] ---**
Stand aside, Jennifer!
Or have you forgotten who raised you?
**[16:10] ---**
I always had faith in
you. I even loved you...
**[16:14] ---**
But your only goal was to
use me for your own ends!
**[16:18] ---**
You've lost the right to
be called father by me!
**[16:20] ---**
Give yourself up, Carter!
**[16:31] ---**
Now this is what I call divine protection!
**[16:35] ---**
Why have the Celestial
hosts come to protect him?
**[16:43] ---**
What in the world is going on?!
**[16:45] ---**
That clinches it, Celestia is definitely
working in cahoots with the human world.
**[16:49] ---**
It can't be...!
**[16:50] ---**
Prepare to die, demons!
**[16:55] ---**
Berry Barrier Balidaire!
**[17:07] ---**
What have I done?
**[17:08] ---**
You people must have a
death wish to dare to attack me!
**[17:22] ---**
You have to believe me! I'm innocent!
**[17:25] ---**
I don't care how advanced
human science and technology is.
**[17:28] ---**
You shouldn't have been able to
come in here as easily as you did
**[17:30] ---**
without help from someone
who's familiar with the Netherworld.
**[17:33] ---**
Answer me, human.
Who's pulling your strings?
**[17:36] ---**
It's...
**[17:38] ---**
Spill it!
**[17:38] ---**
I-It's a man who had white wings!
**[17:42] ---**
White wings?
**[17:46] ---**
I knew it, Celestia is behind this.
**[17:48] ---**
He told me that if Celestia and the human
world joined forces to wipe out the demons,
**[17:51] ---**
the safety of the human
race would be assured!
**[17:54] ---**
Sounds like a big, fat lie to me.
**[17:57] ---**
I was only trying to protect--
**[17:59] ---**
Mr. Carter, there's something
that I want to ask you.
**[18:02] ---**
Like what?
**[18:04] ---**
Prinny!
**[18:05] ---**
Here you go...
**[18:11] ---**
Did you get this from the same man?
**[18:13] ---**
That's right. He said
that if we used its energy,
**[18:17] ---**
it would have a devastating
effect on any demon.
**[18:20] ---**
He did?
**[18:22] ---**
It's no wonder that this
knocked you for a loop, Highness.
**[18:25] ---**
This is the same kind of
stone as Flonne's necklace!
**[18:36] ---**
How could I have been so careless?!
**[18:44] ---**
Sooner or later, the
Netherworld will be ours.
**[18:46] ---**
What a fool you are...
**[18:48] ---**
W-Who's there?!
**[18:49] ---**
You aren't capable of saving the Earth.
**[18:52] ---**
How can you expect to save anyone else
when you can't even save your own daughter?
**[19:01] ---**
That ought to do the trick!
**[19:06] ---**
What did he mean by that?
**[19:08] ---**
Was it that angel who said that?
Have I been betrayed?
**[19:19] ---**
Surely fate's hand is at work here!
**[19:21] ---**
Let's agree to a noninterference
treaty between our two peoples!
**[19:25] ---**
Very well.
**[19:28] ---**
I'm glad we met you, everyone. Take care.
**[19:31] ---**
--Goodbye. Goodbye.
**[19:32] ---**
--Goodbye!
**[19:34] ---**
Hey, why aren't you going
home in this behemoth?
**[19:37] ---**
We have no more use for it.
Feel free to use it for yourselves!
**[19:41] ---**
I don't need--
**[19:41] ---**
You really mean it?!
**[19:43] ---**
I've always wanted one of these!
Thank you so much!
**[19:46] ---**
What're you gonna do with a spaceship?
**[19:47] ---**
This is goodbye, my friends!
Now, take off for Earth!
**[19:55] ---**
Goodbye!
**[19:57] ---**
This means that the human world
effectively belongs to me, too.
**[20:01] ---**
Way to go, Highness! Is that what you
were after when you agreed to that treaty?
**[20:05] ---**
You sly devil, you!
**[20:06] ---**
Don't go overboard with the compliments.
**[20:11] ---**
I'm leaving, too. For Celestia.
**[20:13] ---**
Huh? How come?
**[20:15] ---**
Something is happening in Celestia.
**[20:17] ---**
That's the only conclusion
that I can come to.
**[20:20] ---**
I think I'll be able to find some
answers if I go to see Seraph Lamington.
**[20:25] ---**
Laharl, Etna, I really appreciate
everything that you've done for me.
**[20:31] ---**
Thank you very much.
**[20:33] ---**
Flonne?
**[20:35] ---**
Take care, you two.
**[20:39] ---**
Are you sure you want to let
Flonne go all by herself?
**[20:44] ---**
Hold it! I'm coming, too.
**[20:47] ---**
I knew it, you were worried about her!
**[20:49] ---**
You stinker!
**[20:51] ---**
As if!
**[20:52] ---**
This is the perfect opportunity
for me to take over Celestia!
**[20:55] ---**
--To take over Celestia?!
**[20:55] ---**
--To take over Celestia?!
**[20:58] ---**
I've taken control of the Netherworld.
**[21:00] ---**
For all intents and purposes,
the human world now belongs to me, too.
**[21:04] ---**
All that's left is Celestia,
and thanks to what happened today,
**[21:06] ---**
I now have the means to
invade *them* fair and square!
**[21:09] ---**
It's only a matter of time before
Celestia falls into my clutches, too!
**[21:15] ---**
What a Prince-ish thing to say. Right?
**[21:17] ---**
It sure is. That's Laharl all over.
**[21:20] ---**
Hey! How come I'm the one who
has to pilot this stupid thing?!
**[21:24] ---**
Are we ready to set sail, everyone?
**[21:26] ---**
All right, set course for Celestia! Take off!
**[21:43] ---**
If I don't do something,
they'll ruin all my plans...
**[21:53] ---**
You have done enough.
**[21:56] ---**
Seraph Lamington!
**[21:59] ---**
You have served me well, Vulcanus.
**[22:11] ---**
Ow... We're there already?
**[22:14] ---**
No, we're not.
**[22:19] ---**
A red moon?
**[22:44] ---**
*Aoi hiru ga meguru hoshi de
toki no ruupu mezametara,*
**[22:51] ---**
*chigau kokoro motta mono
atsumareba nanika ga okiru yo.*
**[22:59] ---**
*Yokubou de umeru no ka?
Ai wa hito no tame ni ugoko no ka?*
**[23:07] ---**
*Dotchi datte kamawanai yo, suki ni yaru dake.*
**[23:15] ---**
*Hikari to kage kono sekai
de subete ga imi aru egoisuto.*
**[23:23] ---**
*Hitotsu hitotsu no kakera wa
sou baransu wo ninai ikiteru.*
**[23:31] ---**
*Omou no mama, kokoro no mama
ni ima wa onaji sora no shita*
**[23:43] ---**
*hikari to kage wa kurikaesu.*
**[23:47] ---**
*Chain react*
**[23:59] ---**
*The next episode of Disgaea
is chock full of love, Highness!*
**[24:03] ---**
*Stop it, you're grossing me out.*
**[24:05] ---**
*It's inevitable that hot tears of profound
emotion will crawl down your cheek!*
**[24:08] ---**
*Humph! You wish.*
**[24:09] ---**
*You'd better have your hankies
at the ready, everybody!*
**[24:12] ---**
*See, what did I tell you?
Flonne's already turned on the waterworks!*
**[24:16] ---**
*Yikes, seeing her face without
any makeup scares even me...*
**[24:19] ---**
*Next time on Disgaea!
"A Night Lit Up By a Red Moon"!*
**[24:23] ---**
"Next Time: A Night Lit Up By a Red Moon"
**[24:24] ---**
*I'll never admit to love being
anything but worthless. Never!*
# 11 - A Night Lit Up by a Red Moon
Source: [Crunchyroll](https://www.crunchyroll.com/series/GY0XXX2P6/disgaea)
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**[00:09] ---**
"Disgaea"
**[00:13] ---**
*It's like I'm tied up tight
by the sighs of love.*
**[00:19] ---**
*I can't break free no
matter what spell I try.*
**[00:26] ---**
*Tranquil eyes that conceal sorrow behind them*
**[00:31] ---**
*throw my heart into turmoil
more than they ought to.*
**[00:39] ---**
*You mean more to me than I do,*
**[00:45] ---**
*even though we both
refuse to admit to our feelings.*
**[00:51] ---**
*You're the one for me.
I don't care if you're a demon.*
**[00:58] ---**
*Oh, this is a miracle
that I've stumbled upon.*
**[01:04] ---**
*Even these wounds that never fade,
even this profound karma.*
**[01:11] ---**
*Oh, I'll give you my love.*
**[01:14] ---**
*Time and again, no matter where you are.*
**[01:22] ---**
*I'll give you my love.*
**[01:36] ---**
If I don't do something,
they'll ruin all my plans...
**[01:51] ---**
"A Night Lit Up By a Red Moon"
**[02:15] ---**
A red moon...
**[02:18] ---**
Oh, that. It's only natural,
this is Lunar Snowfield.
**[02:26] ---**
Wait a minute. We should have warped
straight to Celestia. Why are we here?
**[02:33] ---**
Do you hear something?
**[02:36] ---**
♪Red moon... ♪
**[02:39] ---**
♪ The red moon will cleanse
the souls of those who have sinned. ♪
**[02:51] ---**
Look at all those Prinnies...
**[02:53] ---**
Where do you suppose such
a huge crowd of them is going?
**[03:07] ---**
Good, just the flunkies I wanted to see.
I can't fight on an empty stomach.
**[03:11] ---**
I want to eat before I go to Celestia.
Prinnies! See to it!
**[03:15] ---**
Um... How can I put this?
Highness, this might not be the best time.
**[03:24] ---**
Hey! You there!
**[03:26] ---**
What's the big idea?! All right, he's fired!
**[03:29] ---**
Next! Get over here, Prinny!
**[03:35] ---**
Wait! Wait, curse you! Where do you think
you're going, defying my orders like that?!
**[03:40] ---**
You mustn't interfere.
**[03:44] ---**
Stand aside!
**[03:45] ---**
Please, let them go.
They have atoned for their sins.
**[03:50] ---**
What are you talking
about, you stupid Prinny?
**[03:52] ---**
All that we can do is pray that
their next life will be a happy one.
**[04:02] ---**
Who do you think you are?!
**[04:04] ---**
You forget that you're my vassal!
Never tell me what to do again!
**[04:08] ---**
Highness!
**[04:14] ---**
Excuse me...
**[04:15] ---**
Yes?
**[04:16] ---**
Um, you seem different
from the other Prinnies.
**[04:21] ---**
Wha--? Uh, I have no idea
what you might be talking about.
**[04:27] ---**
Well, there's the way
you were praying just now,
**[04:29] ---**
not to mention the way that you talk...
**[04:31] ---**
Could you be--
**[04:32] ---**
I-I have no idea what you mean.
Dood. I'm just like the others, dood!
**[04:48] ---**
I understand. You must have
your reasons for keeping quiet.
**[04:52] ---**
Let's say that I was thinking out loud.
Thank you very much.
**[04:59] ---**
Flonne...
**[05:01] ---**
The Prince seems to have changed a
little in the time since you arrived here.
**[05:05] ---**
Really? Do you really think so?
**[05:09] ---**
Yes, I do.
**[05:10] ---**
Oh, thank goodness! Hearing you
say that makes me so happy, Prinny!
**[05:15] ---**
I couldn't be sure, because people have
always told me that I make assumptions,
**[05:19] ---**
or that I only see things the
way that I want to see them.
**[05:23] ---**
But if you see a change in him, too,
**[05:25] ---**
then maybe love really has
started to blossom in Laharl's heart!
**[05:30] ---**
Let's overlook his little tantrum just now...
**[05:33] ---**
This makes me so happy!
Love really is amazing, isn't it?
**[05:38] ---**
Yes, it truly is... Dood!
**[05:47] ---**
Who does that impudent Prinny think it is?
**[05:49] ---**
Highness!
**[05:51] ---**
Now, now, they'll all
come back in a few days,
**[05:55] ---**
so don't get bent out of shape, okay?
**[05:57] ---**
A few days? Where have
all the Prinnies gone, then?
**[06:00] ---**
They made a break for it, that's all.
It's 'cause you treat them so badly.
**[06:05] ---**
I'm kidding!
**[06:06] ---**
I've had about enough of your lip, Etna!
You'd better "make a break for it," too!
**[06:19] ---**
Laharl!
**[06:21] ---**
Now *you're* here to give me
some backtalk? What do you want?
**[06:24] ---**
You can be very
inconsiderate sometimes, Laharl!
**[06:27] ---**
People's feelings are very delicate.
The tiniest little things can hurt them.
**[06:34] ---**
You should treat everyone with
more kindness, and with more love!
**[06:38] ---**
Never say the word "love" in front of me!
**[06:41] ---**
Don't lecture me like you
know what you're talking about!
**[06:43] ---**
I'm never speaking to you again!
**[06:51] ---**
Looks like you made him even angrier.
**[06:54] ---**
I don't understand... Why do you
suppose Laharl is so worked up?
**[07:00] ---**
I spoke my mind to him because I
thought that love towards others
**[07:03] ---**
0ad taken root in him.
**[07:05] ---**
Why did he get so mad?
**[07:07] ---**
All us demons are like that.
**[07:10] ---**
Look, Flonne, I think you've got
some strange expectations about us.
**[07:13] ---**
Maybe you're being a little unrealistic
to hope to find love in a demon.
**[07:17] ---**
But just now, that...
**[07:19] ---**
This makes me so happy!
Love really is amazing, isn't it?
**[07:24] ---**
Yes, it truly is... Dood!
**[07:28] ---**
"Just now"?
**[07:29] ---**
N-Nothing happened at all, dood!
**[07:32] ---**
"Dood"?
**[07:34] ---**
Now I'm saying it!
**[07:35] ---**
Um, uh... That is, I...
**[07:38] ---**
Well, the Prince might be a special case.
**[07:41] ---**
Special case?
**[07:42] ---**
Yeah. The Prince's mother, in other words,
the woman who used to be our Queen,
**[07:48] ---**
was a bit of an oddball herself.
**[07:50] ---**
At the drop of a hat, she'd start rambling
on and on about stuff like love and kindness.
**[07:54] ---**
Huh? But there's
nothing strange about that.
**[07:57] ---**
On the contrary, I'd say
it's completely normal.
**[07:59] ---**
I didn't have anything against the Queen,
**[08:01] ---**
but I guess it's to be expected,
her being human and all.
**[08:04] ---**
Human? You mean
Laharl's mother was a human?
**[08:08] ---**
Yeah. She'd been kidnapped
by some demon or other,
**[08:11] ---**
and along came Overlord Krichevskoy
to rescue her from his clutches.
**[08:19] ---**
It was love at first sight for the Overlord.
**[08:22] ---**
The happy couple got married,
and the result is our feisty Prince.
**[08:30] ---**
You're kidding! That's what happened?!
**[08:33] ---**
Her Majesty would always say,
"Demons feel love, too."
**[08:37] ---**
It was like her catchphrase or something.
**[08:39] ---**
She said that she wanted the Prince
to grow up to be a kindhearted demon,
**[08:42] ---**
so whenever he did something
bad or hurt someone, she'd go,
**[08:46] ---**
"Demons feel love, too, Laharl."
**[08:49] ---**
"Everyone has a heart,
and that heart is very delicate."
**[08:52] ---**
"It can be hurt by the
slightest little thing."
**[08:55] ---**
"That's why I want you to treat
everyone with kindness and love."
**[08:59] ---**
It was like that.
**[09:00] ---**
What a wonderful way
to teach him about love!
**[09:03] ---**
But you know, it kinda
reminds me of what I said to him...
**[09:07] ---**
You know, maybe you remind
him of the Queen, Flonne.
**[09:11] ---**
But if Laharl was raised
by such a wonderful mother,
**[09:15] ---**
why did he turn out the way he did?
**[09:18] ---**
His mother died.
**[09:21] ---**
A long time ago, the Prince
came down with a disease
**[09:24] ---**
that not even the
Overlord's power could cure.
**[09:28] ---**
There was only one thing that
could save the Prince's life.
**[09:32] ---**
Which was?
**[09:33] ---**
The life of someone who loved him.
**[09:36] ---**
Are you saying that she--
**[09:37] ---**
The Overlord begged her not to, but she
gave up her own life to save the Prince's.
**[09:48] ---**
I think that's when it started.
**[09:50] ---**
That's when he started
to hate love and kindness.
**[09:54] ---**
Oh, no... So are you saying that
as long as that hatred remains,
**[09:57] ---**
Laharl will have to go through
life with his heart closed to love?
**[10:03] ---**
But if that happens...
It's too sad to think about!
**[10:08] ---**
You might be right.
**[10:09] ---**
But I don't think that the Prince
intentionally hates those feelings.
**[10:14] ---**
I guess hatred doesn't simply go
away just because you want it to.
**[10:18] ---**
That's just too sad...
**[11:16] ---**
What are those lights?
**[11:22] ---**
Those are their souls.
**[11:28] ---**
Etna, what are those?
**[11:30] ---**
Surely you've heard the stories.
**[11:34] ---**
Within every Prinny is a soul
of a human who has sinned.
**[11:39] ---**
To atone for those sins, the Prinnies labor
in either Celestia or the Netherworld.
**[11:45] ---**
Those lights are the souls of those
who have atoned for their sins.
**[11:50] ---**
The red moon cleanses away
the stain of their sins...
**[11:54] ---**
...and lets them be born
into their next life.
**[11:57] ---**
There's something heartwrenching
about this sight, isn't there?
**[11:59] ---**
Oh, what a heartwrenching sight!
**[12:06] ---**
Damn it, I never said you
stinking Prinnies could be reborn!
**[12:10] ---**
I'm gonna yank your sorry hides
back here by force if I have to!
**[12:12] ---**
You mustn't interfere!
**[12:18] ---**
Stand aside, Mid-Boss!
**[12:29] ---**
Who do you people think you are?
**[12:30] ---**
We take souls of Prinnies to the red moon...
**[12:35] ---**
If you interfere, we eliminate you...
**[12:36] ---**
"Eliminate" me, huh? Let's see you try!
You're not getting those Prinnies!
**[12:42] ---**
They're my vassals!
From now until the end of time!
**[13:01] ---**
"Disgaea"
**[13:04] ---**
"Disgaea"
**[13:14] ---**
I'm not letting the Prinnies go! Never!
**[13:24] ---**
Get back here, Prinnies! I command it!
**[13:27] ---**
You're my vassals, remember?!
**[13:29] ---**
Stop this!
**[13:43] ---**
Laharl!
**[13:45] ---**
What do you think you're doing, Highness?
**[13:51] ---**
My vassals are my personal property!
**[13:54] ---**
I won't let you people walk off with them!
**[13:59] ---**
You're the Overlord now, Highness!
**[14:01] ---**
Why's the King of the Netherworld
getting so worked up
**[14:04] ---**
over little stuff like this
**[14:05] ---**
when he's supposed to be on
his way to take over Celestia?!
**[14:08] ---**
Shut up! I'm not handing over these Prinnies!
**[14:13] ---**
Why do you interfere with our work?
**[14:16] ---**
Your work?
**[14:18] ---**
They're right! You mustn't
interfere with what they're doing!
**[14:24] ---**
They are emissaries who are here
**[14:26] ---**
to escort the Prinnies' souls
safely to the red moon!
**[14:30] ---**
What about it?
What difference should that make?!
**[14:37] ---**
Highness! If you truly value your vassals...
**[14:43] ---**
...if you have any affection for them at all,
**[14:45] ---**
then surely you must be able to
give their rebirth your blessing.
**[14:50] ---**
The sinful human soul within each Prinny
**[14:53] ---**
is as delicate and easily
injured as anyone else's.
**[14:57] ---**
If you are the true Overlord,
**[14:59] ---**
I beg you, treat them with
kindness, compassion, and love.
**[15:04] ---**
To unite the Netherworld with
love, kindness, and compassion!
**[15:08] ---**
That is the mark of a true Overlord!
**[15:10] ---**
What?!
**[15:14] ---**
Demons feel love, too, Laharl.
**[15:17] ---**
Demons feel love, too, Highness.
**[15:20] ---**
Please, let them go.
They have atoned for their sins.
**[15:25] ---**
All that we can do is pray that
their next life will be a happy one.
**[15:33] ---**
Demons feel love, too, Laharl.
**[15:43] ---**
This is what's best for the Prinnies?
**[15:46] ---**
--It is.
**[15:46] ---**
--It is.
**[15:55] ---**
Fine, whatever. Do what you want.
**[16:17] ---**
I'm glad that we got through to him.
**[16:19] ---**
With my mind now at ease,
I can leave for the red moon, too.
**[16:26] ---**
Wait!
**[16:27] ---**
What was... What sin did you commit?
**[16:34] ---**
My sin was... I took my own life.
**[16:39] ---**
To take your own life is a grave sin.
**[16:43] ---**
But why would someone as kind
and caring as you do such a thing?
**[16:48] ---**
I did it to save the life of my son.
**[16:55] ---**
My death caused my son to
lock away his precious feelings.
**[17:01] ---**
But now, little by little,
he's beginning to change.
**[17:06] ---**
He owes that to the wonderful
people that surround him.
**[17:12] ---**
My work here as his mother is complete.
**[17:16] ---**
The rest is up to my son
to see his own way through.
**[17:27] ---**
Wait!
**[17:31] ---**
Please, wait! If you love your son so much,
**[17:35] ---**
why are you leaving
without saying anything to him?!
**[17:40] ---**
You're meaning to say
that this is cruel, aren't you?
**[17:43] ---**
Of course I want to tell
him that I'm his mother!
**[17:46] ---**
Of course I want to hold him in my arms!
**[17:50] ---**
But if we would have to
part again eventually,
**[17:53] ---**
it would be just as much an act of love
**[17:55] ---**
to watch over him in silence
and leave without saying a word.
**[18:01] ---**
Enduring that sadness once is enough.
**[18:05] ---**
That is another way of showing your love.
**[18:08] ---**
I'm sorry...
**[18:09] ---**
I'm so sorry! I forced my
own notion of love on you
**[18:13] ---**
without stopping to consider your feelings!
**[18:16] ---**
I'm sorry!
**[18:18] ---**
The Prince truly has met a
wonderful person, hasn't he?
**[18:27] ---**
Highness, be well.
**[18:30] ---**
Flonne, Etna, take good care of the Prince.
**[18:34] ---**
We will!
**[18:35] ---**
Will do!
**[18:44] ---**
Well, it's time to go.
**[18:47] ---**
Goodbye.
**[18:50] ---**
♪ Red moon, red moon... ♪
**[18:57] ---**
♪ The red moon will cleanse the souls
of those who have sinned. ♪
**[19:21] ---**
*The red moon wobbled and trembled
as it was reflected in Laharl's eyes.*
**[19:27] ---**
*Just like his own heart
was wavering inside him.*
**[19:30] ---**
*He had always claimed that he felt no
love or kindness because he was a demon.*
**[19:36] ---**
*But I think that the real reason
that he denied the love in his heart*
**[19:40] ---**
*was because he loved his mother so much.*
**[19:43] ---**
*His mother, who was so full of
love and kindness, died in his place.*
**[19:51] ---**
*Rejecting love and kindness
was probably the only way*
**[19:55] ---**
*that he could come to
terms with his mother's death.*
**[19:59] ---**
*I think it must have been hard for him.
It must have been painful for him.*
**[20:03] ---**
*And I think that it must
have been very sad for him.*
**[20:07] ---**
*But maybe the red moon in his eyes
will wash away his painful past.*
**[20:40] ---**
*That red moon was etched deep in my heart,
along with a new type of love.*
**[20:48] ---**
*I'll never forget their sad
love for as long as I live.*
**[21:12] ---**
Everyone?
**[21:15] ---**
What's the matter?
**[21:17] ---**
Laharl, I mean Highness,
I mean Overlord Laharl!
**[21:21] ---**
You are now the mighty Overlord!
The world is your oyster!
**[21:26] ---**
There is nothing that the Overlord can't do!
**[21:29] ---**
Gee, you sound like you were
once Overlord yourself, Mid-Boss.
**[21:34] ---**
Perish the thought!
**[21:35] ---**
I'm just a humble Mid-Boss who
happened to be passing through!
**[21:38] ---**
Those two are a lot alike, aren't they?
**[21:42] ---**
How are they alike?
**[21:43] ---**
Um... They both kinda live in a bubble.
**[21:46] ---**
Uh, I wouldn't be pointing
any fingers there, Flonne.
**[21:50] ---**
Well, no matter. *I'm* Overlord now.
**[21:55] ---**
I am Overlord! Take me to Celestia!
**[22:44] ---**
*If people ever notice the cycle of time on
this world where blue skies come and go,*
**[22:52] ---**
*something's bound to happen when
people with different outlooks get together.*
**[23:00] ---**
*Will we be buried by our desires?
Will love come and save the day?*
**[23:08] ---**
*Either way, it doesn't matter to me.
I'm gonna do as I please.*
**[23:15] ---**
*Light and shadow, egoists for whom
everything in the world has meaning,*
**[23:23] ---**
*every little fragment lives his life
with the balance on their shoulders.*
**[23:31] ---**
*Doing whatever we want,
having it exactly the way we want it.*
**[23:39] ---**
*Right now, under the same sky,*
**[23:43] ---**
*light and shadow repeat again and again.*
**[23:48] ---**
*Chain react*
**[24:00] ---**
*The Disgaea that you know and love
will finally be coming to an end next week!*
**[24:04] ---**
*What?! It's over already?!
Aw, I wanted to see some more...*
**[24:08] ---**
*No matter what you're doing,
you gotta know when to fold 'em!*
**[24:10] ---**
*Once Disgaea ends, tune in for the
new show, "Flonne's Counterattack"!*
**[24:15] ---**
*Actually, that sounds kinda interesting.
Maybe I'll catch an episode.*
**[24:18] ---**
*Next time on Disgaea,
"Love... After the Fighting's Over."*
**[24:23] ---**
*I can't believe it,
you read off the final title!*
**[24:23] ---**
"Next Time:
Love... After the Fighting's Over"
# 12 - Love... After the Fighting's Over
Source: [Crunchyroll](https://www.crunchyroll.com/series/GY0XXX2P6/disgaea)
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**[00:09] ---**
"Disgaea"
**[00:13] ---**
*Ai no tameiki ni shibarareteru mitai.*
**[00:19] ---**
*Donna jumon de mo hodokenai no yo.*
**[00:26] ---**
*Urei wo hisometa shizuka na hitomi ga*
**[00:31] ---**
*yokei ni kokoro kakimidashiteku.*
**[00:39] ---**
*Sunao ja nai watashi yori motto*
**[00:45] ---**
*sunao ja nai anata ga itoshii.*
**[00:51] ---**
*Anata ga ii no, akuma de mo ii.*
**[00:58] ---**
*Ah, ima meguriaeta kiseki.*
**[01:04] ---**
*Kienai kizu mo, fukai karuma mo.*
**[01:11] ---**
*Ah aishitageru,*
**[01:14] ---**
*doko ni ite mo nando demo.*
**[01:22] ---**
*Aishitageru.*
**[01:46] ---**
Yuie flowers?
**[01:48] ---**
"Love... After the Fighting's Over"
**[01:59] ---**
Laharl! Etna! We've arrived!
We made it to Celestia!
**[02:03] ---**
This is Celestia?
**[02:06] ---**
It's bright...!
**[02:08] ---**
Look, these are the Yuie
flowers that I love so much!
**[02:12] ---**
And over there is the Seraphic Sanctuary.
**[02:16] ---**
Yikes, that place is
kinda tacky, huh, Highness?
**[02:20] ---**
And that "Seraph" of yours is in there?
**[02:22] ---**
Right.
**[02:23] ---**
Good, then the time has finally come to
settle things with Celestia once and for all.
**[02:27] ---**
First the Netherworld, then the human world!
And now Celestia will belong to me, too!
**[02:43] ---**
Who the heck are these guys?
**[02:46] ---**
They're Angel Soldiers. Ones that are under
the direct command of a high-ranking angel...
**[02:51] ---**
So, that means that they're the goon
squad of that "Seraph Lamington" of yours?
**[02:54] ---**
I don't like the look of these guys.
**[02:56] ---**
No, I can't believe that...
**[02:58] ---**
An extermination order has been issued
for the rebel Flonne and her cohorts!
**[03:04] ---**
Hear that, Highness?
He says we're her "cohorts."
**[03:07] ---**
These angels are awfully uppity, aren't they?
**[03:10] ---**
Just a minute! There's been
some kind of misunderstanding!
**[03:13] ---**
This is despicable, Flonne.
**[03:17] ---**
Master Vulcanus...
**[03:19] ---**
Wait, this guy is an angel?
That mug has "villain" written all over it!
**[03:24] ---**
Flonne! In the Netherworld,
you harmed an innocent angel warrior!
**[03:28] ---**
That alone is a crime which warrants death!
**[03:31] ---**
Wait a minute.
How, exactly, do you know about that?
**[03:36] ---**
Hey, don't tell me that he's the "man
with white wings" that old guy mentioned!
**[03:41] ---**
So, you were the one who
manipulated those Defenders of Earth,
**[03:44] ---**
and who attacked my Netherworld?
**[03:46] ---**
Master Vulcanus...
**[03:49] ---**
I did not attack you.
I merely guided the humans.
**[03:52] ---**
What?!
**[03:53] ---**
Our role as angels is to wipe out demons,
who are the root of all evil,
**[03:58] ---**
and to guide along the helpless human race.
**[04:01] ---**
All I did was quietly help
that cause along a little.
**[04:05] ---**
But as for you, Flonne...
You have renounced your proper duties,
**[04:09] ---**
and continue to conspire
with these vile demons!
**[04:11] ---**
You are attempting to take over Celestia!
**[04:13] ---**
What would you have me
call that, if not rebellion?!
**[04:17] ---**
Geez, Highness, doesn't
this guy piss you off?
**[04:22] ---**
Just who the hell do you
think you are, you bastard?!
**[04:26] ---**
Laharl! Please, I beg of you.
Let me handle this.
**[04:32] ---**
Very well.
**[04:35] ---**
Master Vulcanus. I pity you.
**[04:40] ---**
You've convinced yourself that demons
are evil and humans are powerless,
**[04:45] ---**
and believe that only you are right.
**[04:47] ---**
But I learned something in the Netherworld.
**[04:50] ---**
I learned that there are
demons with wonderful hearts,
**[04:53] ---**
as well as humans who are full of courage.
**[04:56] ---**
But you, you go on with your prejudiced
thinking, completely oblivious to that fact!
**[05:01] ---**
I feel sorry for you!
**[05:04] ---**
Isn't the evil that you speak of actually
in your own heart, Master Vulcanus?
**[05:10] ---**
You have the nerve to call me evil?
**[05:12] ---**
Such impudence from a mere Angel Trainee!
**[05:15] ---**
Very well, I see that I shall have to
prove to you that what I am doing is right!
**[05:43] ---**
What the--?
**[05:43] ---**
Hey, these are greater demons!
**[05:47] ---**
I thought that something
like this might happen,
**[05:48] ---**
so I made a pact with them, just in case!
**[05:51] ---**
Entering into pacts with demons
is supposed to be strictly forbidden!
**[05:55] ---**
When I said I'd give them the Netherworld
if they defeated the Overlord for me,
**[05:58] ---**
they agreed to the pact immediately.
**[06:00] ---**
See, Highness? This is what
happens when you're unpopular!
**[06:05] ---**
Oh, shut up! This is hardly the time!
**[06:23] ---**
Please, stop! You're
trampling the Yuie flowers!
**[06:30] ---**
You let an angel use you as his flunkies...
You're not fit to be called demons!
**[06:35] ---**
Get lost!
**[06:36] ---**
No, Laharl, you mustn't!
Here in Celestia, we--
**[06:43] ---**
I knew it, they were all bark and no bite.
**[06:46] ---**
They're ruining the Netherworld's good name.
**[06:47] ---**
Now it's your turn.
**[06:51] ---**
Master Vulcanus!
**[06:52] ---**
Your boss sure knows
how to beat a hasty retreat.
**[06:55] ---**
I'm not Master Vulcanus' vassal.
I serve Seraph Lamington, and him alone.
**[07:03] ---**
Well, not that it makes any difference....
**[07:05] ---**
I'm sure that Master Vulcanus
did all this on his own.
**[07:09] ---**
But why...?
**[07:11] ---**
I can't believe that Seraph Lamington
could be unaware of this...
**[07:14] ---**
If he was, you'd think that
he would've come to help you.
**[07:19] ---**
You don't suppose that those
two are working in cahoots, do ya?
**[07:23] ---**
That's flat-out impossible!
**[07:25] ---**
I'm sure that this will all be straightened
out once we see Seraph Lamington!
**[07:28] ---**
If you say so.
**[07:29] ---**
Yeah, whatever. But don't you ever
forget that you're *my* vassal, got it?
**[07:36] ---**
Now, take me to the sanctuary!
**[07:38] ---**
Sure.
**[07:55] ---**
Seraph, t-there's an emergency!
**[07:58] ---**
A horde of demons is bearing down upon us!
Please, call up the sanctuary's defenses!
**[08:02] ---**
That will not be necessary.
**[08:04] ---**
Seraph Lamington...
**[08:17] ---**
Up ahead is the inner
sanctum of the sanctuary,
**[08:20] ---**
the room that we angels
call the Sacred Altar.
**[08:23] ---**
He isn't going to try to pull
some cheap trick on us, is he?
**[08:26] ---**
Seraph Lamington would
never do such a thing!
**[08:28] ---**
I bid you welcome to Celestia.
**[08:56] ---**
Seraph Lamington!
**[08:59] ---**
Flonne, it is good to see
that you are looking well.
**[09:01] ---**
Thank you. It's good to see that you
look as well as ever, Seraph Lamington.
**[09:05] ---**
So, you're the Seraph, huh?
**[09:07] ---**
I have been looking forward
to meeting you, Overlord Laharl.
**[09:10] ---**
T-This demon has come
here to take over Celestia!
**[09:13] ---**
I advise caution, sir!
**[09:15] ---**
Just a minute, pal!
**[09:16] ---**
Remind me who was trying to destroy
the Netherworld a while ago!
**[09:20] ---**
Ah, you must be Etna.
**[09:22] ---**
Goodness gracious,
I'm famous even in Celestia...!
**[09:27] ---**
From here, I can see everything
that transpires in the Netherworld
**[09:30] ---**
and in the human world.
**[09:32] ---**
Which means that you know
about what your vassal here
**[09:35] ---**
was up to down in the Netherworld?
**[09:38] ---**
Please tell me, Seraph Lamington...
**[09:41] ---**
Did you know that Master Vulcanus instigated
the humans into attacking the Netherworld?
**[09:47] ---**
If you *did* know, why did you do
nothing to stop Master Vulcanus' actions?
**[09:53] ---**
You go too far, Flonne!
**[09:56] ---**
Seraph, there is no reason to pay
any heed to anything that she says.
**[10:00] ---**
Keep your mouth shut, you!
**[10:02] ---**
Master Vulcanus has said that demons
are evil and that humans are helpless.
**[10:08] ---**
But I don't believe that
to be the case at all.
**[10:11] ---**
Would you shut up?!
**[10:13] ---**
Flonne. What you say is correct.
**[10:16] ---**
Those who dwell in Celestia now
have indeed blinded themselves.
**[10:21] ---**
They have convinced themselves
that they represent absolute good,
**[10:24] ---**
and that the demons, those who live
differently than they do, are absolute evil.
**[10:30] ---**
However, those are prejudiced views.
**[10:33] ---**
Perhaps Vulcanus took the actions
he did as a result of that prejudice.
**[10:38] ---**
Seraph Lamington...
**[10:40] ---**
I knew full well what you were up to.
But I did nothing to stop you.
**[10:46] ---**
I did nothing because
I believed this to be an ordeal
**[10:49] ---**
that was necessary for both
demons and humans alike.
**[10:52] ---**
My thought was that for Celestia,
the Netherworld, and the human world
**[10:56] ---**
to understand one another
and meet the future hand in hand,
**[10:58] ---**
it would be necessary for us
all to experience a shared pain.
**[11:01] ---**
An "ordeal," huh?! What a load of garbage!
**[11:04] ---**
You were just getting
your jollies by sitting back
**[11:05] ---**
and watching the show from a safe distance!
**[11:07] ---**
He's right! What's up with you angels
playing way dirtier than any demon?
**[11:11] ---**
I do, of course, intend to make
Vulcanus atone for his actions.
**[11:15] ---**
Wha--? Surely you don't mean--
**[11:23] ---**
Uh-oh. What's with the laughing?
**[11:25] ---**
Now I see. It's all clear to me now, Seraph.
**[11:29] ---**
These demons have used Flonne
to take control of your mind.
**[11:34] ---**
Aw, man, he's totally lost it!
**[11:38] ---**
You are no longer fit to rule Celestia!
**[11:41] ---**
Leave this to me, Vulcanus...
**[11:50] ---**
"Disgaea"
**[11:53] ---**
"Disgaea"
**[12:03] ---**
Laharl, please! You have to stop him!
**[12:06] ---**
Domestic squabbles between
angels are no concern of mine.
**[12:09] ---**
Lamington, say your prayers!
**[12:20] ---**
W-What?!
**[12:29] ---**
A frog?!
**[12:30] ---**
This is the punishment
I have meted out to Vulcanus.
**[12:33] ---**
He must learn discipline in that
form for the next thousand years.
**[12:39] ---**
That's awesome!
**[12:41] ---**
You wouldn't expect punishment
**[12:42] ---**
from angels to be this harsh
and funny, would ya, Highness?
**[12:45] ---**
Huh?
**[12:47] ---**
I don't like this one bit.
**[12:51] ---**
You spout your high and mighty garbage
about punishment and atonement,
**[12:55] ---**
but the truth is, you just got rid of the
guy because he was trying to kill you!
**[13:00] ---**
Laharl, why are you saying such things?
**[13:03] ---**
In the first place, weren't *you* the one
who ordered Flonne to kill my old man?
**[13:09] ---**
Wasn't it really *you
*who was trying to conquer
**[13:11] ---**
the Netherworld and become
ruler of the whole universe?
**[13:14] ---**
My intent was to bring
peace to the Netherworld.
**[13:18] ---**
What?!
**[13:20] ---**
I had learned that your father,
King Krichevskoy, had passed away.
**[13:25] ---**
Afterwards, the Netherworld became the
scene of unending fighting over the throne.
**[13:32] ---**
It occured to me that to restore
the Netherworld to its former state,
**[13:35] ---**
I would need your strength,
but you were in a poison-induced sleep.
**[13:39] ---**
And so, I dispatched
Flonne to have her awaken you.
**[13:43] ---**
What, really?
Flonne, did you know about this?
**[13:47] ---**
This is the first I heard of it.
**[13:49] ---**
Hey, wait a minute! I conquered
the Netherworld to serve my *own* ends!
**[13:54] ---**
I didn't do it for you people!
**[13:56] ---**
You have done well, Flonne.
**[13:58] ---**
Pay attention when I'm talking!
**[14:00] ---**
Wow, this guy lives in his own little
world even more than the Prince does...
**[14:03] ---**
But why would you give
me a mission like that?
**[14:06] ---**
Because of love.
**[14:08] ---**
Love?
**[14:10] ---**
My goal is not simply to bring
peace to the Netherworld,
**[14:14] ---**
but rather to unite the Netherworld,
Celestia, and the human world in love.
**[14:18] ---**
Whoa, there's the "L" word!
He's the president of the Love Freak club!
**[14:21] ---**
To accomplish this, it was necessary for both
you and Overlord Laharl to learn about love.
**[14:27] ---**
Thanks for nothing! Do you have any
idea what kinds of crap you put us--
**[14:32] ---**
Although those battles
were not my true intent,
**[14:36] ---**
I have nevertheless harmed you as a result.
**[14:39] ---**
I must accept responsibility for that.
**[14:42] ---**
Thanks for stating the obvious!
**[14:44] ---**
But before that... Angel Trainee Flonne.
**[14:47] ---**
Yes, sir.
**[14:48] ---**
By completing your
mission in the Netherworld,
**[14:50] ---**
and foiling Vulcanus' plans, you have
rendered a great service to Celestia.
**[14:53] ---**
However, your sin of
injuring many angelic warriors,
**[14:56] ---**
fellow denizens of Celestia, is a grave one.
**[14:59] ---**
And for that sin, you must be punished.
**[15:03] ---**
Yes, sir. I'm prepared
to accept my punishment.
**[15:06] ---**
Hey! What's the meaning of this?!
Why does *she* have to be punished?!
**[15:10] ---**
If you do anything to Flonne,
you're gonna regret it!
**[15:13] ---**
It's all right. I knew
that this would happen.
**[15:25] ---**
Seraph Lamington, I have one last request.
**[15:28] ---**
Please overlook any sins that may have
been committed by Laharl and Etna here.
**[15:33] ---**
Anything they did,
they only did because of me.
**[15:36] ---**
Flonne, what are you trying to--
**[15:38] ---**
What are you talking about?!
You haven't done anything wrong!
**[15:43] ---**
Very well.
**[15:44] ---**
Thank you, sir.
**[15:48] ---**
Don't!
**[15:56] ---**
Flonne...
**[15:58] ---**
I'm sorry, Laharl. I was completely
useless as a vassal, wasn't I?
**[16:04] ---**
But I wasn't wrong to have faith in you.
**[16:08] ---**
Flonne, you're a hopeless fool.
**[16:13] ---**
It was you who taught me
that demons feel love, too.
**[16:17] ---**
I don't know what you're talking about!
Come on, let's go back to the Netherworld!
**[16:22] ---**
Laharl, would you mind
taking my pendant for me?
**[16:27] ---**
Highness, if you touch that,
it'll burn you again!
**[16:45] ---**
Highness?
**[16:48] ---**
Goodbye, Laharl, Etna. Thank you
for everything you've done for me.
**[17:08] ---**
Angel Trainee Flonne's sins
have now been erased.
**[17:12] ---**
This is horrible...
This is how you angels do things?
**[17:16] ---**
I'll never forgive you
for what you did to her!
**[17:19] ---**
Overlord Laharl, do you despise me as well?
**[17:24] ---**
Despise you...?
**[17:26] ---**
How can you...
**[17:28] ---**
How can you even ask me that question?!
**[17:42] ---**
Who cares about love?!
Who cares about justice?!
**[17:44] ---**
You people and your rules can kiss my ass!
**[17:52] ---**
What pisses me off more than anything
else is that phoney smile on your face!
**[18:07] ---**
And this is *my* punishment for
forcing you to undergo those trials.
**[18:11] ---**
I humbly accept it.
**[18:29] ---**
Highness!
**[18:35] ---**
Screw this.
**[18:36] ---**
Highness?
**[18:37] ---**
Killing him now wouldn't
change anything. And besides...
**[18:42] ---**
If the Love Freak were here,
she probably would've stopped me.
**[18:45] ---**
Highness...
**[18:47] ---**
Flonne...
**[18:50] ---**
Is this the "love" that you've
been going on and on about?
**[18:54] ---**
If this is love, I'll never believe in it!
Not for as long as I live!
**[19:06] ---**
Etna.
**[19:08] ---**
H-Highness?!
**[19:11] ---**
I don't believe it...
**[19:12] ---**
This is the ending you will choose?
**[19:16] ---**
It's all yours now.
**[19:18] ---**
You can't do this, Highness!
**[19:19] ---**
Don't try to stop me!
**[19:28] ---**
Laharl!
**[19:31] ---**
Goodbye!
**[20:38] ---**
You can be sure that there is love in
the heart of each and every demon!
**[20:42] ---**
Come what may, love always comes first.
**[20:45] ---**
Love that's freely given!
Affectionate love! True love!
**[20:49] ---**
It is the power of this love that will save
the Netherworld, all worlds everywhere!
**[20:53] ---**
Everybody got that?
'Cause it's gonna be on the test.
**[20:57] ---**
Etna, are you slacking off again?
**[21:01] ---**
It's Etna!
**[21:02] ---**
Wow, it's Etna!
**[21:03] ---**
How many times do I have to tell you kids?
It's not "Etna," it's "Overlord Etna"!
**[21:07] ---**
Come on, now, if you
don't pay attention in class,
**[21:10] ---**
you're gonna turn into a mean,
nasty ol' demon like her!
**[21:13] ---**
Yes, ma'am!
**[21:14] ---**
Like *who*?
**[21:17] ---**
Oh, wow! Look, it's Gordon and his sidekicks!
**[21:22] ---**
They look so cool!
**[21:23] ---**
If you wanna go see it, I have tickets.
I sure as heck ain't gonna.
**[21:26] ---**
I'll just take the poster, thanks.
I bet the movie itself is gonna be lame.
**[21:31] ---**
You know, you've got a mouth on you
ever since you became a fallen angel.
**[21:35] ---**
Aw, I'm flattered!
**[21:36] ---**
Man, being Overlord is one big hassle!
I'm up to my ears in work!
**[21:40] ---**
Lady Etna! Lady Etna!
**[21:43] ---**
What now, more trouble?
**[21:44] ---**
Lady Etna!
**[21:46] ---**
That's "Overlord Etna," damn it!
**[21:48] ---**
W-We've been badly
understaffed lately, Overdood,
**[21:52] ---**
and there's a new Prinny who's causing
trouble because he refuses to work!
**[21:55] ---**
He's what?!
**[22:01] ---**
Over there!
**[22:02] ---**
Hey, new guy! Quit goofing off!
**[22:04] ---**
Get your feathered fanny in gear!
**[22:44] ---**
*Aoi hiru ga meguru hoshi de
toki no ruupu mezametara,*
**[22:51] ---**
*chigau kokoro motta mono
atsumareba nanika ga okiru yo.*
**[22:59] ---**
*Yokubou de umeru no ka?
Ai wa hito no tame ni ugoko no ka?*
**[23:07] ---**
*Dotchi datte kamawanai yo, suki ni yaru dake.*
**[23:15] ---**
*Hikari to kage kono sekai
de subete ga imi aru egoisuto.*
**[23:23] ---**
*Hitotsu hitotsu no kakera wa
sou baransu wo ninai ikiteru.*
**[23:31] ---**
*Omou no mama, kokoro no mama
ni ima wa onaji sora no shita*
**[23:43] ---**
*hikari to kage wa kurikaesu.*
**[23:47] ---**
*Chain react*