Season 1

1 - The Sleeping Prince in the Garbage Dump

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[00:50] ---
    "Disgaea"
[00:54] ---
    It's like I'm tied up tight
    by the sighs of love.
[01:00] ---
    I can't break free no
    matter what spell I try.
[01:07] ---
    Tranquil eyes that conceal sorrow behind them
[01:13] ---
    throw my heart into turmoil
    more than they ought to.
[01:20] ---
    You mean more to me than I do,
[01:26] ---
    even though we both
    refuse to admit to our feelings.
[01:33] ---
    You're the one for me.
    I don't care if you're a demon.
[01:39] ---
    Oh, this is a miracle
    that I've stumbled upon.
[01:45] ---
    Even these wounds that never fade,
    even this profound karma.
[01:52] ---
    Oh, I'll give you my love.
[01:55] ---
    Time and again, no matter where you are.
[02:03] ---
    I'll give you my love.
[02:21] ---
    "The Sleeping Prince in the Garbage Dump"
[02:54] ---
    Is anyone home?
[03:06] ---
    Ouch...
[03:10] ---
    Ew, it smells in here...
[03:13] ---
    What is this place, a garbage dump?
    W-Where's the exit?
[03:27] ---
    This is it, no doubt about it!
    It has the Overlord's crest on it!
[03:32] ---
    Finally...! At long last I've
    found it, Seraph Lamington!
[03:36] ---
    Thank you for your guidance!
[03:42] ---
    Now, it is finally time for me
    to carry out my mission!
[03:46] ---
    I'm gonna give it everything I've got!
[03:47] ---
    Prinpretty pripannica!
[03:52] ---
    Holy Arrow!
[04:05] ---
    Uh-oh, it looks like I have
    a ways to go... In that case--!
[04:09] ---
    Hup!
[04:23] ---
    Okay, then!
[05:01] ---
    Who goes there?!
[05:04] ---
    What suicidal fool dares disturb
    the sleep of the mighty Laharl?!
[05:20] ---
    Oh, dear.
[05:23] ---
    Where the hell am I?
[05:24] ---
    I think it's some kind of garbage dump.
[05:26] ---
    Garbage?! I could've sworn
    I was in the Overlord's Castle...
[05:31] ---
    Hey, wait a minute.
    Were you the one who woke me up?
[05:36] ---
    Yes. Um, I'm sorry for disturbing
    you while you were resting.
[05:40] ---
    I'm Flonne, an assassin
    dispatched from Celestia!
[05:44] ---
    What?
[05:45] ---
    Well, like I said, I'm
    an assassin named Flonne.
[05:50] ---
    You're an angel?
[05:52] ---
    Actually, I'm just an Angel Trainee.
[05:56] ---
    A lowly angel in training
    thinks she can assassinate me?!
[06:03] ---
    No, that's not quite right!
    I had the wrong person!
[06:06] ---
    Er, make that the wrong demon!
[06:09] ---
    Come again?
[06:10] ---
    If you don't mind my asking...
    Did you just say that your name was Laharl?
[06:13] ---
    The one and only! I am the mighty Laharl!
[06:16] ---
    Oh, I knew it! I had the wrong person!
[06:19] ---
    But that coffin had the crest
    of the Overlord on it,
[06:22] ---
    so I assumed that
    King Krichevskoy was sleeping inside.
[06:27] ---
    You moron!
[06:34] ---
    King Krichevskoy is my old man!
[06:38] ---
    He's your father?!
[06:39] ---
    So let me get this straight. A flunky like
    you came here to assassinate the Overlord?
[06:43] ---
    Right!
[06:46] ---
    Well, he is a weakling, so it's no surprise
    that Celestia doesn't think much of him.
[06:51] ---
    Um, to be perfectly honest, I think
    that assassination is a terrible thing.
[06:58] ---
    But I was told that it was of
[06:59] ---
    vital importance for both the
    Netherworld and Celestia.
[07:02] ---
    You are such a moron.
[07:04] ---
    Even when you yourself
    don't agree with something,
[07:06] ---
    if somebody tells you to
    do it, you go, "Sir, yes sir!"?
[07:10] ---
    So, Celestia's full of lapdogs like you, huh?
[07:19] ---
    It went out.
[07:21] ---
    Are you okay?
[07:22] ---
    Don't touch me!
[07:25] ---
    What the hell? I've got no strength...
[07:28] ---
    You don't seem to be feeling well.
[07:31] ---
    I'll use a restoration spell
    to make you feel better!
[07:34] ---
    Prinpretty Pripannica!
[07:38] ---
    Be restored, strength of love!
[07:40] ---
    Love, you say? Love is for losers!
[07:46] ---
    Don't you ever say the word
    "love" in front of me!
[08:05] ---
    Hey, this is the ancestral
    crypt of the Overlords.
[08:08] ---
    What was I doing in a place like this?
[08:14] ---
    What's going on?
[08:21] ---
    W-Wait for me!
[08:27] ---
    That hurt...
[08:33] ---
    King Krichevskoy has passed away?!
[08:35] ---
    What?!
[08:36] ---
    Oh, I've seen this castle before! I saw it
    when I first came down to the Netherworld!
[08:42] ---
    Gimme!
[08:43] ---
    There was smoke and fire everywhere.
[08:46] ---
    What's this?! He died two years ago?!
[08:50] ---
    But he was alive and kicking
    right before I lay down for my nap!
[08:53] ---
    So I've been asleep for two years...?
[08:57] ---
    I've been searching for two whole years, too.
[08:59] ---
    I'm a little amazed that you didn't know,
    and not in a good way.
[09:02] ---
    Darn it, and here I thought
    that I'd finally found the castle...
[09:05] ---
    This isn't the castle! It's a crypt.
[09:08] ---
    That first castle you saw
    was the Overlord's Castle.
[09:13] ---
    You're pretty dense, aren't you?
[09:16] ---
    Where are you going?
[09:17] ---
    Back to the castle!
    This is wrong! It's all wrong!
[09:21] ---
    It says here, "The great
    Overlord met a tragic end
[09:24] ---
    when he choked on a
    Dumpling of the Damned."
[09:37] ---
    My old man was a fool,
    right up to the very end!
[09:40] ---
    That weakling!
[09:41] ---
    You shouldn't laugh! It's cruel!
[09:44] ---
    Excuse me?
[09:45] ---
    I mean, you'll never,
    ever see your father again!
[09:49] ---
    Yeah, what about it?
[09:51] ---
    It's so mean! It's so sad!
[09:53] ---
    Should a girl who came here to assassinate
    my old man be saying stuff like that?
[09:58] ---
    This and that are two
    entirely different things.
[10:00] ---
    Aren't you sad?
[10:02] ---
    Nope. Not one bit.
[10:04] ---
    That can't be true.
[10:06] ---
    When you lose a loved one or
    something that's precious to you,
[10:09] ---
    I think you're supposed to cry!
[10:11] ---
    I think you're supposed to be heartbroken!
[10:13] ---
    I don't understand a single
    word you're saying.
[10:16] ---
    But why...?
[10:17] ---
    What do you mean, why?!
    'Cause I'm a demon, that's why!
[10:21] ---
    Do you mean to say that demons
    don't know what it's like to feel sad?
[10:26] ---
    Nope.
[10:29] ---
    If that's true, then demons don't
    know what it's like to feel love, either?
[10:35] ---
    Sadness is made possible because of love!
[10:40] ---
    Exactly! Demons don't feel love, either!
[10:42] ---
    But that's... That's so sad...!
[10:45] ---
    I'll never, ever acknowledge
    love as anything but worthless!
[11:16] ---
    You bastard... Do you have any idea who I am?
[11:21] ---
    You're Laharl, legitimate
    heir to King Krichevskoy.
[11:24] ---
    I didn't expect you to wake up.
[11:26] ---
    What?
[11:28] ---
    Violence is never the answer!
    Let's talk this out!
[11:33] ---
    Quit butting in with your mindless yammering!
[11:35] ---
    I doubt you have any strength left to fight!
[11:43] ---
    Are you all right?
[11:44] ---
    My body isn't doing what I tell it to do...
[12:11] ---
    "Disgaea"
[12:14] ---
    "Disgaea"
[12:27] ---
    What the hell is that?
[12:44] ---
    How cool!
[12:45] ---
    You think so?
[13:01] ---
    The emissary of justice who endlessly fights
    the good fight to safeguard peace on Earth!
[13:06] ---
    Who the hell are these irritating fools?
[13:08] ---
    Don't interrupt!
[13:10] ---
    The rule for the villain is that he hears the
    hero out while he makes his entrance speech!
[13:15] ---
    Don't assume that I'm the villain here!
[13:19] ---
    Captain Gordon, 37th
    Defender of Earth, has arrived!
[13:27] ---
    Earth, huh?
[13:28] ---
    Amazing! That was so cool!
[13:31] ---
    Thank you, fair maiden!
    Have no fear, Captain Gordon is here!
[13:42] ---
    You two aren't hurt, are you?
[13:44] ---
    You're safe now, we've taken
    care of those two scary demons.
[13:49] ---
    We're here to rescue you.
    Now, climb aboard our spaceship.
[14:00] ---
    What's the matter?
[14:03] ---
    Stay away from me!
[14:05] ---
    Keep that freakishly
    voluptuous body away from me!
[14:10] ---
    Laharl, what's the matter?
[14:12] ---
    Oh, I understand now!
    You're going through puberty, aren't you?
[14:15] ---
    My body is completely different
    from your girlfriend's, so it's no wonder.
[14:21] ---
    Who are you calling my girlfriend,
    you insolent wench...?
[14:25] ---
    Laharl, hang in there!
[14:27] ---
    Laharl, your weakness
    isn't voluptuous bodies, is it?
[14:31] ---
    Still, it would be terrible if these
    tremors developed into something serious.
[14:35] ---
    Thursday, run a diagnosis.
[14:37] ---
    Roger. Now scanning in medical mode.
[14:46] ---
    Check complete.
    Poison detected in subject's body.
[14:51] ---
    Poison?
[14:52] ---
    Poison?! Was it you?!
[14:54] ---
    I would never do such a cowardly thing!
[14:56] ---
    Wait right here! I'll get the first aid kit!
[14:59] ---
    That's all right! I'll
    cast an antidote spell!
[15:03] ---
    Spell?
[15:12] ---
    What a warm, gentle light...
[15:15] ---
    Miss, what in the world
    was that power you just used?
[15:18] ---
    I'm Flonne, an Angel Trainee.
[15:22] ---
    An angel, you say?
[15:23] ---
    Oh, so we saved the life of an angel!
[15:27] ---
    This is Laharl! He's a demon prince!
[15:30] ---
    You're saying that this boy is a demon?!
[15:34] ---
    Now I see! We interrupted
    you and those monsters
[15:37] ---
    as you were about to attack
    this helpless little angel girl!
[15:40] ---
    Don't be stupid!
[15:44] ---
    Oh, that's wonderful! The poison's gone!
[15:53] ---
    Laharl!
[15:54] ---
    How rude!
[16:01] ---
    Oh, my!
[16:02] ---
    Oh!
[16:04] ---
    Danger! Danger! Sexual harassment!
[16:08] ---
    That's weird.
[16:09] ---
    What is?
[16:11] ---
    Thanks to that flat chest of yours,
    I don't feel like barfing anymore.
[16:15] ---
    I'm glad that I could help!
[16:16] ---
    Hands off the angel, foul demon!
[16:19] ---
    Angel, come over here! Hurry!
[16:21] ---
    Come, come! Hurry over to us!
[16:23] ---
    Hey, human!
[16:24] ---
    What do you want, vile fiend?!
[16:29] ---
    Hey, that hurt!
[16:31] ---
    The Netherworld belongs to me!
    I won't stand for this invasion!
[16:36] ---
    What invasion? I came
    here to vanquish demons!
[16:40] ---
    Jennifer! Thursday! Begin formation!
[16:44] ---
    Roger!
[16:54] ---
    Now, taste the fierce attack of justice!
[16:57] ---
    Oh, shut up!
[17:15] ---
    I'm back! I'm back in action!
[17:18] ---
    Now that's the power I'm used to!
[17:27] ---
    What have you done?
[17:29] ---
    Laharl! Violence is never the answer!
[17:32] ---
    This was just a misunderstanding!
    We could have worked it out by talking!
[17:36] ---
    Look, your job is done,
    so go back to Celestia.
[17:38] ---
    After all, my old man's dead.
    All you have to do is take credit for it.
[17:43] ---
    It's wrong to lie!
[17:47] ---
    Have it your way, then.
    I'm going back to the Overlord's Castle.
[17:56] ---
    It's gone! Gone! My pendant is missing!
[17:59] ---
    Laharl, have you seen my pendant?!
[18:01] ---
    Nope.
[18:02] ---
    I got that pendant from the Seraph himself...
[18:05] ---
    Without that pendant, an Angel Trainee like
    me can't stay in the Netherworld for long!
[18:12] ---
    I was only able to search for
    the Overlord these past two years
[18:15] ---
    because I was under that
    pendant's protection!
[18:18] ---
    If I can't find it, all my strength will be
    sapped away by the Netherworld, and I'll die!
[18:24] ---
    Sounds good to me.
[18:27] ---
    It'll save me the trouble
    of killing you myself.
[18:30] ---
    But if you really, really need it, I could
    help you look for it if the price is right.
[18:35] ---
    Really, you will?! Then please! Help me look!
[18:38] ---
    Oh, dear... What happened to all
    the spending money I was given?
[18:42] ---
    If you're gonna ask a demon for a favor,
    you better have some money on hand.
[18:46] ---
    Wait! Laharl!
[18:55] ---
    Curse that demon! He looked like a child,
    so I let my guard down! But not next time!
[18:59] ---
    Thursday, where did you get that pendant?
[19:02] ---
    I found it.
[19:07] ---
    Shiny, shiny, shiny...
[19:09] ---
    It's not here...
[19:10] ---
    Or here! Or here! Or here! Or here! Or here!
[19:13] ---
    I can't find it!
[19:18] ---
    What am I gonna do...?
    If I don't find it, I'm gonna disappear...
[19:32] ---
    Would you give it a rest?!
[19:33] ---
    It wasn't--
[19:36] ---
    Laharl!
[19:39] ---
    I guess you're not the only one
    who doesn't know when to quit.
[19:58] ---
    He isn't fighting like he was before!
[20:00] ---
    Of course I'm not!
    You're facing the real Laharl this time!
[20:18] ---
    Answer me. You were surprised
    when you saw me awake, weren't you?
[20:22] ---
    What do you know?
[20:25] ---
    Were you the one who poisoned me?
[20:30] ---
    Answer me, or you get this.
[20:33] ---
    Wait! I'll talk, so don't! Spare me,
    I'll tell you anything you want to know!
[20:37] ---
    Then start talking!
[20:49] ---
    Moron.
[20:51] ---
    That was terrible, Laharl!
    You said that you would spare him!
[20:57] ---
    You try to solve everything with violence...
[21:00] ---
    What you do tramples all over love!
[21:03] ---
    There's that "love" again... I've had it
    up to here with that love fixation of yours!
[21:08] ---
    Your way of thinking causes
[21:10] ---
    terrible disasters in both
    Celestia and the human world.
[21:14] ---
    I might rot away soon.
[21:17] ---
    But I will use every ounce of
    strength I have to assassinate you!
[21:22] ---
    I thought it was my old man
    that you wanted to assassinate!
[21:24] ---
    No, I changed my target just now!
[21:27] ---
    This oughta be good. Let's do it.
[21:29] ---
    I'm sick of you and
    your stupid Love Freak crap!
[21:32] ---
    Here goes! Durian Dragon Dranyago!
[21:48] ---
    Hey! We both know you're no match for me,
[21:51] ---
    but that's no excuse not
    to fight me yourself!
[21:53] ---
    You call yourself an
    angel?! This is cheating!
[21:56] ---
    Okay, dragon! Go get that demon
    who denies the value of love!
[22:04] ---
    Whatever! Come get some!
[22:19] ---
    Ah, there he is!
[22:44] ---
    If people ever notice the cycle of time on
    this world where blue skies come and go,
[22:52] ---
    something's bound to happen when
    people with different outlooks get together.
[23:00] ---
    Will we be buried by our desires?
    Will love come and save the day?
[23:08] ---
    Either way, it doesn't matter to me.
    I'm gonna do as I please.
[23:15] ---
    Light and shadow, egoists for whom
    everything in the world has meaning,
[23:23] ---
    every little fragment lives his life
    with the balance on their shoulders.
[23:31] ---
    Doing whatever we want,
    having it exactly the way we want it.
[23:39] ---
    Right now, under the same sky,
[23:43] ---
    light and shadow repeat again and again.
[23:48] ---
    Chain react
[23:59] ---
    Hi! Disgaea's all about my previews!
    They're more popular than the show itself!
[24:03] ---
    Believe it or not, in episode 2,
    Prince Laharl dies in the line of duty!
[24:06] ---
    Hey, don't try to kill me off!
[24:08] ---
    As grief casts a shadow over the
    Netherworld, a new heroine appears!
[24:11] ---
    Rise up, dark beauty Princess Etna!
[24:13] ---
    Who made you a princess?
[24:15] ---
    Next time on Disgaea!
    "Scratch 1 Mid-Boss, Add 1 Vassal"!
[24:19] ---
    Be won over as the princess
    conveys her feelings through song!
[24:22] ---
    The title's the only thing
    that's normal about this preview.
[24:23] ---
    "Next Time:
    Scratch 1 Mid-Boss, Add 1 Vassal"
[24:24] ---
    Well, the adults have their reasons.

2 - Scratch 1 Mid-Boss, Add 1 Vassal

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[00:09] ---
    "Disgaea"
[00:13] ---
    Ai no tameiki ni shibarareteru mitai.
[00:19] ---
    Donna jumon de mo hodokenai no yo.
[00:26] ---
    Urei wo hisometa shizuka na hitomi ga
[00:31] ---
    yokei ni kokoro kakimidashiteku.
[00:39] ---
    Sunao ja nai watashi yori motto
[00:45] ---
    sunao ja nai anata ga itoshii.
[00:51] ---
    Anata ga ii no, akuma de mo ii.
[00:58] ---
    Ah, ima meguriaeta kiseki.
[01:04] ---
    Kienai kizu mo, fukai karuma mo.
[01:11] ---
    Ah aishitageru,
[01:14] ---
    doko ni ite mo nando demo.
[01:22] ---
    Aishitageru.
[01:38] ---
    Your squawking is getting on my nerves!
[01:41] ---
    I'm gonna shut your mouth
    with one swipe of this sword!
[01:45] ---
    Okay, I'm going to give it every...
[01:52] ---
     Hey! Are you trying to mess with my head?
[01:55] ---
    Laharl...
[01:58] ---
    I guess I really do need my pendant...
[02:02] ---
    Please, look for it... I beg you...
[02:05] ---
    If you find it, I'll give you
    something nice to thank you.
[02:12] ---
    Something nice like what?
[02:13] ---
    She's gotta be talking
    about money, don'tcha think?
[02:16] ---
    Who are you?!
[02:17] ---
    Hello there, Highness!
[02:20] ---
    I am Etna, the black rose with keen
    thorns who serves in the Overlord's Castle.
[02:26] ---
    You don't remember me?
[02:28] ---
    I remember just fine! What I meant was,
    what the hell are you doing here?!
[02:33] ---
    More importantly, what do we have here?
    She's about to croak.
[02:40] ---
    You're going to leave her here?
[02:42] ---
    Forget about her.
    We're going back to the castle.
[02:45] ---
    But she said something about a reward!
[02:47] ---
    She's flat broke. She doesn't
    have anything to reward us with.
[02:51] ---
    We wouldn't get anything for our trouble.
[02:53] ---
    But you're still gonna
    leave her lying there, right?
[02:55] ---
    If it was me, I'd blow her to
    smithereens right on the spot.
[02:59] ---
    I never pegged you for having
    some kindness in you, Highness.
[03:05] ---
    Don't you ever say the word
    "kindness" in front of me again!
[03:08] ---
    Roger!
[03:10] ---
    Anyway, it's her own damn fault for losing
    something that was precious to her.
[03:13] ---
    If it's gonna cause trouble if
    you lose it, don't carry it around!
[03:16] ---
    So, what did you lose?
[03:19] ---
    I-I'm just a trainee, so I can't
    survive for long in the Netherworld
[03:23] ---
    without the protection of the pendant
    that I got from the Seraph.
[03:28] ---
    Gosh, that's too bad.
[03:30] ---
    Get it straight. She mistook me for
    my old man and tried to assassinate me.
[03:35] ---
    Killing her on the spot is too good for her!
[03:37] ---
    I'm gonna make her feel the terror
    of dying inch by inch!
[03:41] ---
    Oh, now I get it! That's my Prince!
[03:44] ---
    That's so cruel and heartless!
[03:47] ---
    Don't go overboard with the compliments.
[03:48] ---
    --You scoundrel, you!
[03:49] ---
    --You're kidding...!
[03:51] ---
    Seraph, I'm sorry...
[03:56] ---
    "Scratch 1 Mid-Boss, Add 1 Vassal"
[04:05] ---
    Come on, we're going
    back to the Overlord's Castle!
[04:07] ---
    Coming!
[04:24] ---
    Gordon, how does this look on me?
[04:27] ---
    Wow!
[04:28] ---
    Now, now, you should take that off, Jennifer.
[04:31] ---
    The superhero rulebook
    says that we're supposed
[04:33] ---
    to turn lost items over to the police!
[04:37] ---
    Oops!
[04:39] ---
    Oo, that looks good!
[04:44] ---
    Captain, I have finished
    bringing all ship's systems back online.
[04:48] ---
    Give me a minute. Let me finish eating first.
[04:53] ---
    Hm?
[05:00] ---
    Danger! Danger! Unknown energy detected!
[05:04] ---
    What?!
[05:05] ---
    What are you, a demon?!
[05:09] ---
    Who are you?!
[05:11] ---
    My name--
[05:14] ---
    Oh, I'm terribly sorry.
[05:19] ---
    As I was saying, I am Archangel Vulcanus,
[05:22] ---
    and I have been dispatched
    here from Celestia!
[05:26] ---
    Those white wings...!
[05:28] ---
    Then you're really an angel?
[05:29] ---
    Indeed I am.
[05:32] ---
    You have cheese in your mustache.
[05:34] ---
    Oh, thank you.
[05:38] ---
    I had no idea you were an angel!
    I have done you a great insult.
[05:41] ---
    Please see fit to forgive me.
[05:42] ---
    That is quite all right. We in Celestia are
    always watching over you in your struggles.
[05:47] ---
    Thank you. We are very grateful to
    be under the protection of the angels.
[05:52] ---
    Not at all, it is we who must thank you.
[05:57] ---
    How do you mean?
[05:59] ---
    Miss, might I trouble you
    to give me that pendant?
[06:05] ---
    That pendant is a treasure of Celestia
    that went missing quite some time ago.
[06:10] ---
    What? A treasure of Celestia?
[06:13] ---
    Oh, my!
[06:14] ---
    It was likely stolen by demons.
    Such a horrible deed...
[06:19] ---
    Still, you are truly the Defender of Earth
    to have retrieved it for us.
[06:23] ---
    No, it is Thursday who deserves the praise.
[06:26] ---
    He's the one who found it.
[06:29] ---
    You have my gratitude, Thursday.
[06:31] ---
    You're too kind.
[06:33] ---
    Please, take it.
[06:38] ---
    Thank you, Defender of Earth!
[06:42] ---
    Continue your fight against
    the demons for the greater good
[06:45] ---
    of both the human world and that of Celestia!
[06:48] ---
    The heavens expect great things from you!
[06:54] ---
    This is wonderful, Gordon!
[06:56] ---
    We're under the protection
    of the angels in our fight!
[07:00] ---
    I'm all fired up to do something heroic!
[07:01] ---
    Thursday, we lift off at once!
[07:04] ---
    Punch it, Jennifer!
[07:05] ---
    Roger!
[07:16] ---
    I've been looking for you
    these past two years.
[07:19] ---
    Lots of demons think
    that you're dead, Highness.
[07:25] ---
    What were you doing in that crypt?
[07:27] ---
    That's what I wanna know!
    I swear, this is all my old man's fault!
[07:32] ---
    Chaos brings a smile to the face
    of any self-respecting demon.
[07:35] ---
    When you try to stick everybody
    with order that nobody wants,
[07:38] ---
    you're gonna end up
    dying in a damn stupid way.
[07:40] ---
    A true Overlord has to be the
    foulest, most vicious demon of all!
[07:45] ---
    So, that's your long,
    roundabout way of saying
[07:48] ---
    that you're the new Overlord, Highness?
[07:50] ---
    Of course. That's why I'm going
    back to the Overlord's Castle
[07:53] ---
    and proclaiming myself to be
    the best demon for the job!
[07:56] ---
    And then I'm gonna conquer Celestia
    and the human world for messing with me!
[08:03] ---
    I'm gonna teach 'em who's the most
    powerful being in the universe!
[08:06] ---
    Yeesh! You don't dream small, do ya?
[08:09] ---
    Plus, if I go to the Overlord's Palace,
[08:12] ---
    I should be able to find out who poisoned
    me and tossed me in that garbage dump!
[08:17] ---
    And when I do... Oh, the
    things I'll do to him!
[08:23] ---
    You're a sharper customer than
    I gave you credit for, Highness...
[08:26] ---
    I have to admit, I'm amazed that you
    managed to survive in that garbage dump.
[08:45] ---
    What's the matter?
[08:47] ---
    I'm hungry.
[08:49] ---
    Etna, make me something to eat!
[08:51] ---
    What?! You want me to cook for you?!
[08:54] ---
    That's funny, I thought I heard
    my vassal talking back to me...
[08:57] ---
    N-Not to worry, Highness!
[08:58] ---
    I found myself some stalwart allies
    for occasions such as this!
[09:04] ---
    Prinny Squad, c'mon over!
[09:08] ---
    Are you joking around?
[09:11] ---
    I said to haul your feathered
    fannies over here!
[09:24] ---
    What do you think, Highness?
[09:25] ---
    This is the Prinny Squad, a band of
    super, all-purpose vassals that I hired!
[09:29] ---
    Super all-purpose? Those clowns?
[09:35] ---
    You bunch of bozos... Straighten up!
[09:41] ---
    Prinny Squad reporting for duty, dood!
[09:44] ---
    See, now we're in business.
[09:46] ---
    They don't look very reliable.
[09:47] ---
    Who's that kid with the
    nasty look in his eye?
[09:50] ---
    Maybe it's the guy Lady Etna keeps
    talking about. You know, the moro--
[09:56] ---
    I couldn't hear what they were saying.
[09:58] ---
    He wanted to say, "Goodness,
    what a powerful and handsome prince!"
[10:02] ---
    Honestly, idle chatter like that
    can be such a pain, can't it?
[10:06] ---
    Are these guys going to work out?
[10:08] ---
    Oh, they'll be fine! Right?
[10:11] ---
    Perfectly fine, dood!
[10:13] ---
    Now that we have that settled, Prinnies,
    go make the Prince a meal he'll never forget!
[10:18] ---
    Aye aye, dood!
[10:35] ---
    Something just buzzed us.
[10:37] ---
    Those losers came back for more?
[10:39] ---
    We've found you, foul demon!
[10:41] ---
    Hup!
[10:45] ---
    Captain Gordon,
    Defender of Earth, has arrived!
[10:48] ---
    Man, I just can't handle these types...
[10:51] ---
    Highness, did you do something to Earth?
[10:53] ---
    I have no idea! They're trying to
    pick a fight with me for no reason.
[10:57] ---
    More importantly, where's my food?!
[10:58] ---
    So sorry, dood!
[11:10] ---
    Flonne, I expect you to take
    responsibility for failing in your mission.
[11:17] ---
    It truly is beautiful...
[11:19] ---
    How could this piece of an
    angel's heart that has been
[11:21] ---
    handed down through the ages
    in Celestia be anything but?
[11:24] ---
    Why would the Seraph possibly have
    given this pendant to a lowly trainee?
[11:29] ---
    It is beyond my understanding...
[11:58] ---
    "Disgaea"
[12:02] ---
    "Disgaea"
[12:09] ---
    Listen up, demons!
[12:11] ---
    The mere fact that you are demons
    makes you a blight on humanity!
[12:15] ---
    But Gordon, Defender of Earth,
    shall mete out your punishment!
[12:19] ---
    Thursday! Robo-bazooka!
[12:21] ---
    Roger! Changing to Robo-Bazooka!
[12:28] ---
    Charging energy!
[12:34] ---
    What do you suppose that is?
[12:36] ---
    Beats me. Every spring, we get a lot
    of crazies coming out of the woodwork.
[12:39] ---
    Fire!
[12:43] ---
    Berry Barrier Balidaire!
[13:05] ---
    Our ship!
[13:07] ---
    Abnormal overheating in engines!
    Unable to control via remote!
[13:21] ---
    Thursday, can you pursue?
[13:23] ---
    It's no use. It is too late.
[13:25] ---
    What?! All of our household
    items are on that ship!
[13:30] ---
    Let's go after it!
[13:32] ---
    Prince! Today, we are forced to withdraw!
[13:35] ---
    When next we meet, fight fair
    instead of using such cowardly tricks!
[13:40] ---
    Gordon, hurry!
[13:41] ---
    The ship is getting away!
[13:43] ---
    I can never figure out why
    those people do what they do.
[13:46] ---
    Well, that's humans for you.
    They're incomprehensible.
[13:54] ---
    What do you want this time?
[13:56] ---
    Laharl, we still have unfinished business...
[14:00] ---
    You don't know when to quit, do you?
[14:02] ---
    Now, now, is that any way to talk?
[14:06] ---
    It was the good mademoiselle
    here who just saved you.
[14:09] ---
    Saved us?
[14:11] ---
    Boy, this demon likes to
    put on airs, doesn't he?
[14:13] ---
    Mademoiselle, are you unhurt?
[14:16] ---
    Yes.
[14:17] ---
    Laharl, I thought I said that
    I was going to assassinate you.
[14:23] ---
    Yeah, whatever! Do us all a favor
    and drop dead where you're standing!
[14:25] ---
    I refuse to die. Not until
    I've carried out my mission.
[14:28] ---
    I keep telling you,
    your target was my old man!
[14:31] ---
    Highness, wouldn't it be faster to just take
    her out quick 'n clean and be done with it?
[14:34] ---
    If you don't do something,
    she's gonna turn into a certified stalker!
[14:38] ---
    Yeah, you have a point.
[14:42] ---
    Okay, you're on.
[14:45] ---
    I'll give it everything I've got!
[14:52] ---
    This is terrible!
[14:55] ---
    Mademoiselle, you mustn't overexert yourself!
[14:57] ---
    At the moment, you are
    in no condition to fight.
[15:01] ---
    I shall pitch in and help you, you lovely
    angel who sings the praises of love!
[15:06] ---
    Thank you, but this is my mission...
[15:10] ---
    No, no. One must graciously
    accept the kindness of others.
[15:20] ---
    And who the hell are you supposed to be?
[15:22] ---
    Goodness, where are my manners?
[15:24] ---
    I am the aristocrat who loves
    beauty and strength above all else!
[15:29] ---
    Vyers, the Dark Adonis!
[15:32] ---
    Incidentally, am I to understand that you
    are the son of the late King Krichevskoy?
[15:38] ---
    The very same!
[15:39] ---
    When they talk about Laharl, heir to
    the Netherworld, they're talking about me!
[15:43] ---
    The Overlord's heir?
[15:46] ---
    Look, the Netherworld is one big
    battleground now, where every demon
[15:49] ---
    who calls himself
    Overlord is fighting for control.
[15:52] ---
    If I may be so bold, I, too, am one of
    those who is vying for the title of Overlord.
[15:56] ---
    Somebody who saved the life of an angel
    isn't qualified to call himself Overlord!
[16:01] ---
    You're nothing more than a stepping
    stone on my way to the throne!
[16:04] ---
    Wha--?!
[16:05] ---
    Demons of every stripe acknowledge
    the superiority of the Dark Adonis, Vy--
[16:08] ---
    I don't care what you call yourself.
    From now on, your name is "Mid-Boss"!
[16:15] ---
    Highness, that's a great name!
[16:17] ---
    Nice one, dood!
[16:19] ---
    M-Mid-Boss, you say?!
[16:23] ---
    --What's the meaning of this?! I'm so angry!
[16:23] ---
    --Oops, I think you hurt his ego.
[16:25] ---
    --This is unbelievable!
[16:27] ---
    This is unforgivable! You'll
    pay for this insult!
[16:33] ---
    You're finally in the mood to fight, huh?
[16:42] ---
    What the--?
[16:49] ---
    Oh, my! What a beautiful pendant!
[16:53] ---
    What a lucky find!
[16:55] ---
    Surely, it is a present from God to
    me for doing a good deed every day!
[16:58] ---
    What self-respecting demon thanks God?
[17:01] ---
    Why, this one, of course.
    Just take a look at this lovely stone!
[17:06] ---
    Wow, that really is pretty!
    I'd say it'll fetch a pretty penny!
[17:10] ---
    No one is selling this!
    I found this, so it belongs to me!
[17:15] ---
    Please... Please give it
    back to me, Mr. Mid-Boss.
[17:18] ---
    Merde! Et tu, Mademoiselle? Et tu?
[17:22] ---
    My name is the Vyers, the Dark Adonis--
[17:25] ---
    Mr. Mid boss, I beg you...
    I have to have that pendant, or--
[17:28] ---
    Mr. Mid-Boss...
[17:31] ---
    Looks like that one put
    him down for the count.
[17:33] ---
    So, the pendant belongs to the angel, huh?
[17:36] ---
    Huh? I don't follow you, Highness.
[17:40] ---
    Please, Mr. Mid-Boss... Give it back to me!
[17:43] ---
    I cannot comply with such a request,
    not even at the behest
[17:46] ---
    of a lovely mademoiselle.
[17:48] ---
    As I have said, it was I who found it,
    and as such, it belongs to moi!
[17:54] ---
    Wow, he gives you a run for your money
[17:57] ---
    in the "self-centered quibbling"
    department, Highness!
[17:59] ---
    Shut up! Don't put me on
    the same level as that clown!
[18:07] ---
    Oh, its brilliance grows ever
    lovelier each time I gaze upon it!
[18:11] ---
    No, don't! That pendant punishes
    anyone with an impure heart!
[18:17] ---
    If you don't let go right away,
    you'll feel Heaven's wrath!
[18:21] ---
    Huh?
[18:22] ---
    What's the deal? Nothing's happening!
[18:25] ---
    And after all the self-centered
    garbage he spouted, too!
[18:28] ---
    That's strange... Maybe it's broken.
[18:33] ---
    You can't fool me!
[18:35] ---
    As if pure, righteous, and beautiful
    moi would ever be punished by--
[18:40] ---
    That laugh of yours rubs me the wrong way.
[18:49] ---
    Just this once,
[18:50] ---
    I suppose I'll do as the lovely
    mademoiselle asks and let you save face.
[18:55] ---
    Boy, this guy hates to lose.
    "Mid-Boss" is a perfect name for him.
[18:59] ---
    I order you to be silent!
    You mock this mid-boss at your own peril!
[19:04] ---
    --Do you hear me?! I won't forgive this!
[19:05] ---
    --Hey, you just admitted to being a mid-boss!
[19:19] ---
    Oh, no! We could've made
    a mint off that pendant!
[19:24] ---
    The pendant!
[19:53] ---
    This is her "divine punishment"?
[19:56] ---
    I'd never be able to touch that.
[19:58] ---
    I wonder if we could hold it, dood?
[20:00] ---
    You definitely couldn't.
[20:11] ---
    This is what you wanted, isn't it?
[20:13] ---
    Laharl?
[20:15] ---
    Hurry up and take it!
    Damn thing's hotter'n hell.
[20:19] ---
    Right!
[20:28] ---
    Laharl, thank you!
[20:31] ---
    Cut that out! Words like
    "Thank you" make my skin crawl!
[20:37] ---
    Still, if that was divine punishment,
[20:40] ---
    it means my heart is evil,
    just the way it should be.
[20:43] ---
    Laharl, why did you take such a big
    risk to give me back my pendant?
[20:47] ---
    Why else? I did it to get that
    "something nice" that you promised me!
[20:52] ---
    Actually, I've already given it to you.
[20:55] ---
    Place your hand on your chest.
[20:58] ---
    See? Can you feel it?
    That warm, fuzzy feeling in your heart?
[21:06] ---
    You may say that you're evil,
    but there's kindness in your heart.
[21:15] ---
    The kindness, the love, that's starting
    to blossom in your heart...
[21:19] ---
    Those are the gifts I gave to you.
[21:24] ---
    That angel's a real piece of work!
    She played this demon for a sucker!
[21:28] ---
    Etna! Prinny Squad! Let's go!
[21:31] ---
    Are you sure that you wanna leave her here?
[21:33] ---
    Forget her! Let's go!
[21:35] ---
    But you haven't eaten dessert yet!
[21:40] ---
    I'm going to come with you!
[21:44] ---
    I'm not going to leave your side
    until you open your eyes to love!
[21:49] ---
    Suit yourself, Love Freak!
[21:52] ---
    But if you're gonna tag along for
    the ride, you're gonna be my vassal!
[21:57] ---
    A vassal who's even lower-ranking
    than the Prinnies here, got it?!
[22:01] ---
    Sure!
[22:03] ---
    This is awesome! She's a servant, dood!
[22:06] ---
    Now there's a flunky
    who's even lower than us!
[22:08] ---
    I look forward to working with you, Prinnies.
[22:11] ---
    Hooray, dood!
[22:13] ---
    What's the holdup?! Get moving!
[22:16] ---
    C-Coming!
[22:18] ---
    Um, excuse me...? Hello? Somebody? Anybody?
[22:22] ---
    Would somebody help-- They're not listening!
[22:44] ---
    Aoi hiru ga meguru hoshi de
    toki no ruupu mezametara,
[22:51] ---
    chigau kokoro motta mono
    atsumareba nanika ga okiru yo.
[22:59] ---
    Yokubou de umeru no ka?
    Ai wa hito no tame ni ugoko no ka?
[23:07] ---
    Dotchi datte kamawanai yo, suki ni yaru dake.
[23:15] ---
    Hikari to kage kono sekai
    de subete ga imi aru egoisuto.
[23:23] ---
    Hitotsu hitotsu no kakera wa
    sou baransu wo ninai ikiteru.
[23:31] ---
    Omou no mama, kokoro no mama
    ni ima wa onaji sora no shita
[23:43] ---
    hikari to kage wa kurikaesu.
[23:47] ---
    Chain react
[23:59] ---
    A nameless unexplored region! Hot suspense
    on the road that leaves the skin supple!
[24:02] ---
    The next episode will be at a hot spring?
[24:04] ---
    What is it that can be glimpsed
    through the steam? Is it love?! Or hate?!
[24:06] ---
    As the curtain rises on a new tragedy,
[24:08] ---
    what really happened
    20 years ago comes to light!
[24:11] ---
    The remarkable deductive powers of
    renowned gal detective Etna shine through!
[24:14] ---
    Oh, it's a detective story!
[24:15] ---
    Next time on Disgaea! "Welcome to
    the Netherworld Hall of Treasures"!
[24:19] ---
    You are the culprit! I arrest
    you in the name of the Overlord!
[24:22] ---
    So, who did it?
[24:23] ---
    "Next time: Welcome to the
    Netherworld Hall of Treasures"

3 - Welcome to the Netherworld Hall of Treasures

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[00:09] ---
    "Disgaea"
[00:13] ---
    It's like I'm tied up tight
    by the sighs of love.
[00:19] ---
    I can't break free no
    matter what spell I try.
[00:26] ---
    Tranquil eyes that conceal sorrow behind them
[00:31] ---
    throw my heart into turmoil
    more than they ought to.
[00:39] ---
    You mean more to me than I do,
[00:45] ---
    even though we both
    refuse to admit to our feelings.
[00:51] ---
    You're the one for me.
    I don't care if you're a demon.
[00:58] ---
    Oh, this is a miracle
    that I've stumbled upon.
[01:04] ---
    Even these wounds that never fade,
    even this profound karma.
[01:11] ---
    Oh, I'll give you my love.
[01:14] ---
    Time and again, no matter where you are.
[01:22] ---
    I'll give you my love.
[01:39] ---
    And that's when I lost it!
[01:41] ---
    So I hauled off and planted my
    boot right in his you-know-whats!
[01:44] ---
    You-know-whats?
[01:45] ---
    By that, I mean his...
[01:49] ---
    You know, those!
[01:50] ---
    Oh, I see! Um, what are those?
[01:59] ---
    Okay, I'll just show you!
[02:09] ---
    Sheesh, Highness! What was that for?!
[02:12] ---
    Be quiet!
[02:13] ---
    I listen in on what you're mumbling about,
    and what do I hear? Stupid nonsense!
[02:18] ---
    Oh, you were listening to
    that part I was whispering?
[02:20] ---
    Every last word!
[02:22] ---
    The Prince has some stupefyingly sharp ears.
[02:25] ---
    Who are you calling stupid?!
[02:28] ---
    Wow, he really can hear you! That's amazing!
[02:31] ---
    Anyway, I don't want you talking about
    idiotic crap behind my back from now on!
[02:35] ---
    Is that clear?!
[02:39] ---
    I love yuie flowers.
[02:42] ---
    They're simple, but bright and cheery,
    and they always make me feel happy.
[02:47] ---
    I bet that the yuie are blooming
    all over Celestia right about now.
[02:58] ---
    Uh, hello?
[03:00] ---
    Yikes, I guess this is a literal case of
    somebody having a head full of flowers.
[03:07] ---
    What?! What's the matter?
[03:09] ---
    When I pictured all those yuie flowers,
    the Seraph's face popped into my head!
[03:16] ---
    Ah-ha! I bet he did something
    nasty to you! Right, Flonne?
[03:22] ---
    Something nasty?
[03:24] ---
    Like bullying you, for instance!
    Or punishing you!
[03:27] ---
    Or torturing you!
[03:28] ---
    Y-You're joking!
[03:30] ---
    Seraph Lamington is a kindhearted
    man who loves flowers and poetry!
[03:34] ---
    The Seraph is a person
    who has my undying respect.
[03:38] ---
    I admire him so much!
[03:41] ---
    Etna, do you have anyone
    that you respect like that?
[03:47] ---
    King Krichevskoy, I suppose.
[03:49] ---
    Well, it's less like "respect" and
    more like he's the standard I aim for.
[03:53] ---
    Hey, Etna! So does that mean
    that you don't respect me?!
[03:59] ---
    Yes.
[04:02] ---
    And you call yourself my vassal?!
[04:05] ---
    Well, more or less.
[04:09] ---
    Enough of this! I'm tired! I intend to rest!
[04:12] ---
    Rest? Where, you mean here?
[04:15] ---
    Moron! The next Overlord
    can't possibly sleep outdoors!
[04:19] ---
    Take me to an inn!
[04:23] ---
    Uh, Highness, there are no
    inns anywhere around here.
[04:27] ---
    There has to be something. Find one.
[04:29] ---
    I can look, but that won't change anything.
[04:31] ---
    Prinny Squad!
[04:32] ---
    Hey, wait just a minute, Highness!
    Why are you calling them?
[04:36] ---
    Your vassals are my vassals.
[04:39] ---
    In other words, my vassals'
    vassals are my vassals, too.
[04:43] ---
    Get out here, Prinny Squad!
[04:50] ---
    You bellowed, dood?
[04:52] ---
    Take me to the nearest inn!
[04:56] ---
    There aren't any inns.
[04:58] ---
    But there is something that's sorta inn-ish.
[05:00] ---
    This way, dood!
[05:04] ---
    Party of three!
[05:07] ---
    "Welcome to the
    Netherworld Hall of Treasures"
[05:18] ---
    What's this place?
[05:20] ---
    This place is even recorded in
    Netherworld Tales of Times Now Past,
[05:23] ---
    and has instilled fear in all
    since time immemorial, dood!
[05:26] ---
    It's said that the late
    Overlord Krichevskoy used to
[05:28] ---
    secretly come here to
    this legendary place, dood!
[05:32] ---
    This mysterious castle that
    was built right into the side
[05:34] ---
    of Atamee Hell Valley is protected
    more heavily today than it ever was!
[05:38] ---
    This smells fishy.
[05:40] ---
    You think so? I'm so excited!
[05:43] ---
    I don't like the fact that my
    old man used to come here,
[05:46] ---
    but I've decided to stay here tonight,
    so you'd best be grateful.
[05:49] ---
    Welcome, honored doods!
[05:51] ---
    ♪ Atamee Valley... It's
    a Hell Valley... ♪
[05:56] ---
    Welcome to the Netherworld Hall of Treasures!
[05:59] ---
    Oh, wow!
[06:01] ---
    What a lovely, sweet sound that has!
    "Hall of Treasures"!
[06:23] ---
    The Hall of Treasures is recorded in the
    Netherworld Tales of Times Now Past, and--
[06:29] ---
    Spare me the tour book lecture.
    I already heard that story.
[06:33] ---
    What's this?
[06:35] ---
    Well, sir, that's...
[06:39] ---
    Dood, no!
[06:40] ---
    This will do! I'll sleep on this.
[06:43] ---
    Sir, you can't! That bed is a display item!
[06:46] ---
    Highness, you shouldn't
    touch the display items!
[06:50] ---
    You're just supposed to look, dood!
[06:52] ---
    Silence! I said that I'm gonna sleep on this!
[06:56] ---
    In that case, have a pleasant rest, everyone.
[07:03] ---
    What do you suppose this is?
[07:05] ---
    This panel has lots of buttons!
[07:07] ---
    Let's try hitting a few! Click!
[07:11] ---
    Neat!
[07:12] ---
    Hey, cut that out!
[07:13] ---
    Next, I'll try this button! Click!
[07:25] ---
    Damn it, stop-- Ugh, I don't feel so good...
[07:30] ---
    Extra! Extra!
[07:33] ---
    Read all about it!
[07:44] ---
    Extra!
[07:46] ---
    What's the big idea?! Do you want
    His Highness to find out what I'm up to?!
[07:50] ---
    Hey.
[07:53] ---
    What were those leaflets about?
[07:54] ---
    Oh, it's no big deal.
[07:57] ---
    Show me one.
[08:00] ---
    Oh, they're just a plain
    old extra newspaper edition.
[08:04] ---
    Just shut up and show me one!
[08:09] ---
    Why, it's a leaflet proclaiming
    the comeback of Overlord Laharl!
[08:14] ---
    How can you say that this is no big deal?
[08:17] ---
    Oh, don't be silly, Highness!
    What I said was, "This is so a big deal!"
[08:22] ---
    That's what you said?
[08:23] ---
    Yes, sir!
[08:24] ---
    If you say so. I'm tired,
    so I'm going to bed.
[08:29] ---
    I'm also sleepy, so I'm gonna turn in!
[08:31] ---
    Good night!
[08:37] ---
    Wow, they fall asleep fast!
[08:41] ---
    The one who ordered the Prinnies to
    plaster flyers all over the Netherworld
[08:45] ---
    proclaiming the Prince's
    return was none other than me!
[08:49] ---
    All the demons who are vying for the throne
    will see them, learn that the Prince is back,
[08:54] ---
    and try to kill him.
[08:58] ---
    The Prince will tragically be killed,
    and in the ensuing confusion,
[09:03] ---
    the person who will plant her
    fanny on the throne will be me!
[09:34] ---
    Flonne, I see that you have thoroughly
    ingratiated yourself with these demons.
[09:38] ---
    I must say, this is exactly how I
    imagined a demon's den would look.
[09:41] ---
    This place positively reeks of wickedness.
[09:47] ---
    T-This is a deed that defies
    the laws of God and man!
[09:50] ---
    O Lord, forgive me!
    Grant salvation unto this girl!
[10:08] ---
    I slept like a log...
[10:11] ---
    W-What the...?
[10:14] ---
    Good morning...
[10:19] ---
    Yo, Highness!
[10:22] ---
    Did you sleep well, Laharl?
[10:26] ---
    Are you all right?
[10:28] ---
    What's your problem?
    I swear, you're such a spaz.
[10:38] ---
    "Disgaea"
[10:41] ---
    "Disgaea"
[10:51] ---
    Boy, I'm starving. I wanna
    chow-down-on-some-thing!
[10:57] ---
    Stop this!
[10:58] ---
    Oh, you're doing the morning cleaning?
[11:03] ---
    You're such hard workers, everyone.
    Let me help you!
[11:07] ---
    Hey, you! Quit yer dawdling
    and get to cleaning!
[11:12] ---
    Flonne, there was no call for that!
[11:19] ---
    Flonne, violence is never the answer!
[11:21] ---
    Are you all right?
[11:22] ---
    That's mean!
[11:23] ---
    You're acting like a demon!
[11:25] ---
    None of you are hurt?
[11:30] ---
    Doods, I'm so happy...! I've never been
    treated so kindly by Lady Etna before!
[11:35] ---
    It's only natural to lend a helping
    hand to those in need, right?
[11:39] ---
    After all, it's love that
    makes the world go round!
[11:45] ---
    And on the other hand, we have this one...
[11:47] ---
    She's a brute!
[11:48] ---
    A brutal brute!
[11:49] ---
    She's terrible!
[11:51] ---
    Quit your griping and get back to work!
[11:59] ---
    Flonne, what did you go and do that for?!
[12:02] ---
    Now I get it.
[12:03] ---
    It looks like the Love Freak angel and the
    smartass demon have swapped personalities.
[12:10] ---
    But when did it happen? And how?
[12:13] ---
    That's because this is the Treasure Hall.
[12:16] ---
    What?
[12:16] ---
    I just said, it's because this is
    the Netherworld Treasure Hall.
[12:20] ---
    Huh?
[12:21] ---
    Everything that has happened did so
[12:22] ---
    because this is the
    Netherworld Treasure Hall!
[12:25] ---
    Laharl! Flonne! Please fall in!
[12:29] ---
    I'm now going to show you
    around the Treasure Hall!
[12:32] ---
    In this room, various rare items, antiques,
[12:36] ---
    and treasures of every kind of
    the Netherworld are on display!
[12:39] ---
    Treasures of every kind?! Treasures?
[12:42] ---
    From the left, we have a
    white-hot, blinding horn!
[12:46] ---
    The cold sweat of a dragon!
[12:47] ---
    The evil nose ring of a demon bull!
[12:51] ---
    The tail of an obstinate lizard!
[12:53] ---
    And last, but not least!
[12:55] ---
    Here we have a bronze bust of a demon
[12:57] ---
    that is said to dispense your
    bad fortune if you put in a coin!
[13:01] ---
    Now, put in a coin and make your fortune!
[13:03] ---
    Your fortune! Get it?!
[13:05] ---
    Come on, let's get going! This is stupid!
[13:08] ---
    No, seriously! Insert a coin!
[13:11] ---
    Highness, wait for me!
[13:15] ---
    I'm so sorry! I couldn't get anyone to
    insert a coin, so you don't have any lines.
[13:22] ---
    And now, to change things up a little,
    this is the Game Corner!
[13:26] ---
    What's the deal?
    Every last one of 'em is broken!
[13:32] ---
    This game is working just fine!
[13:35] ---
    One by one, the cute little Prinnies
    will stick their heads out of these holes!
[13:44] ---
    With that in mind, please hit them gently--
[13:46] ---
    Eat this!
[13:47] ---
    Yahoo!
[13:49] ---
    No, Flonne, don't! Hit them gently!
[13:59] ---
    Please, I think you should stop!
    Look at the poor Prinnies!
[14:04] ---
    Okay, Highness, it's time
    for you to tap in...
[14:11] ---
    What's the big idea?!
[14:13] ---
    Highness, c'mon!
[14:17] ---
    Insolent wench!
[14:18] ---
    Take this!
[14:23] ---
    O Lord, Laharl is putting himself at
    risk for the sake of these Prinnies...
[14:30] ---
    I'm so touched!
[14:31] ---
    In this next game, you move the figures
    by pushing and pulling these handles.
[14:36] ---
    See?
[14:38] ---
    Yay! That looks like fun!
[14:42] ---
    --Final showdown, take two!
[14:42] ---
    --Final showdown, take two!
[14:46] ---
    Take him down!
[14:48] ---
    That's my line!
[15:09] ---
    I'm exhausted...
[15:10] ---
    Aw, but I had hoped to show you
    the Famous Suicide Spot Corner...
[15:15] ---
    ...and the Secret Hot Springs Corner!
[15:17] ---
    Not interested!
[15:18] ---
    Hey, guide chick! What's this supposed to be?
[15:23] ---
    Um, let me see... It's called
    a "double-tongued clam."
[15:27] ---
    It's a peculiar clam whose
    two tongues lick nonstop
[15:29] ---
    any foreign object that gets trapped inside.
[15:32] ---
    Huh.
[15:40] ---
    Hey. Since we're on the subject of questions,
    what's the story with that door there?
[15:43] ---
    Oh, that. That's a door that, once you enter,
    you can never come out again.
[15:47] ---
    Take a look at it, you moron!
    It's a freestanding door!
[15:51] ---
    Let me see... Ah, here it is!
[15:54] ---
    In the guide book, it says that no one
    who has entered it has been seen again,
[15:59] ---
    so they aren't sure how it works.
[16:02] ---
    I've heard enough! I swear, this
    "Hall of Treasures" is a useless dump!
[16:08] ---
    Come on, now! Let's work hard for free!
[16:11] ---
    Love is what service is all about!
[16:15] ---
    In one sense, our forced labor
    just got a lot harder...
[16:19] ---
    Lady Etna is using different
    words, that's all.
[16:22] ---
    When it's all said and done,
    she's ignoring labor guidelines, dood.
[16:25] ---
    Goofing off is a sin!
    Come on, let's work for love!
[16:34] ---
    Damn it, cut that out!
[16:36] ---
    Fine, suit yourself! I'm gonna go
    whack some more Prinnies, then!
[16:41] ---
    Forget you!
[16:44] ---
    This is ridiculous... I wonder
    what happened to those two?
[16:48] ---
    You seem to be in a real bind!
[16:52] ---
    Oh, it's you losers.
[16:54] ---
    Is that any way to greet us?
[16:56] ---
    What's with the getups?
[16:58] ---
    We're working part-time as emergency
    medical technicians at the moment.
[17:03] ---
    Stay away from me, you voluptuous hussy!
[17:06] ---
    I'm not the one who needs a doctor!
    It's those two over there!
[17:11] ---
    How do you do, everyone?
[17:12] ---
    Yo!
[17:22] ---
    It would seem that their
    personalities have been switched.
[17:27] ---
    I already figured that out!
    How do we turn them back to normal?!
[17:30] ---
    As for that, I do not know.
[17:33] ---
    If you don't have anything
    to offer, get lost!
[17:38] ---
    So long, suckers!
[17:40] ---
    Oh, but they just got here...!
[17:43] ---
    Okay, all you Prinnies!
    It's time to get back to work!
[17:48] ---
    You're gonna make us work some more?!
[17:50] ---
    You're serving a cause!
    Let's all share the joy of work!
[17:55] ---
    Or would you rather serve me?
[17:57] ---
    We'll take the hard labor, dood!
[17:59] ---
    --Hey, wait!
[17:59] ---
    --Come back here!
[18:01] ---
    They don't leave me much choice. I'll leave
    them here until they turn back to normal.
[18:06] ---
    How very unattractive of you!
[18:08] ---
    You say something, statue?
[18:10] ---
    I'll have you know that my name
    is the Dark Adonis, Vy--
[18:13] ---
    Put a sock in it, Mid-Boss!
[18:15] ---
    Have it your way, then.
[18:17] ---
    More importantly, do you seriously intend
    to set out for the overlord's castle alone,
[18:20] ---
    leaving those two here
    in their switched state?
[18:23] ---
    What's the problem with that?
[18:24] ---
    It's not like not having those two
    around is gonna cause me any trouble.
[18:28] ---
    I wouldn't be so sure.
[18:32] ---
    No man is an island unto himself.
    We can't live without love.
[18:37] ---
    Love is worthless.
[18:39] ---
    There is just one way, just one,
    to return those two to normal.
[18:43] ---
    What?
[18:45] ---
    You must get them to enter
    this door. Or so it is said.
[18:49] ---
    But the book said that anyone who goes
    into this door never comes out again.
[18:54] ---
    ♪ Heave ho, heave ho,
    Atamee, dood! Hell Valley, dood! ♪
[18:58] ---
    Getting rid of you will free us
    from you cruel slave drivers!
[19:01] ---
    In ya go!
[19:06] ---
    What are you doing?!
[19:15] ---
    Why did they toss me in here, too?
[19:19] ---
    These are souls.
[19:21] ---
    Souls that have been preyed
    upon by their weaknesses,
[19:24] ---
    and taken prisoner here,
    and now they can't get out.
[19:28] ---
    By weakness...
[20:04] ---
    You mustn't be caught up
    in the torrents of weakness.
[20:07] ---
    Once you are engulfed by it,
    you will never break free, Laharl.
[20:13] ---
    On the other hand, those two are switched,
    so they might be able to resist!
[20:20] ---
    Maybe! Just maybe! The two girls alone
    will be able to step through this door!
[20:25] ---
    Possibly.
[20:26] ---
    Dial down the exposition, dood.
[20:29] ---
    This is so pretty!
[20:30] ---
    I hadn't looked at it that way.
[20:32] ---
    What's lost is lost, right?
    I just need to go get it back!
[20:37] ---
    C'mon, Laharl, cheer up!
[20:40] ---
    As long as you're still alive,
    things can always get better! Right?
[20:43] ---
    You cheer up, too!
[20:46] ---
    Haul off and blow this place away
    with your Overlord's Wrath, Laharl!
[20:51] ---
    She's right! Haul off, dood!
[20:53] ---
    Go go, Highness!
[20:55] ---
    Their ditzy cheerfulness
    drives me up the wall,
[20:58] ---
    but it looks like that's what set them free.
[21:08] ---
    Hey, no fair! No sexy women!
[21:10] ---
    This is the Netherworld.
    Demons are expected to fight dirty.
[21:17] ---
    Go go, Highness! Go go go!
[21:20] ---
    Go go, Laharl! Go go go!
[21:24] ---
    They're back to normal!
[21:26] ---
    ♪ Atamee Valley, Hell Valley! ♪
[21:31] ---
    How much farther are you two gonna
    push this "happy-go-lucky" crap?!
[21:43] ---
    We eagerly await your next visit, doods!
[21:45] ---
    There's no point in staying
    here any longer. Let's go!
[21:48] ---
    Coming!
[21:49] ---
    Thank you, doods! Come back soon!
[22:00] ---
    I've had it up to here with this...
    lovely Hall of Treasures!
[22:03] ---
    That's for sure, Highness.
[22:05] ---
    Still, "Hall of Treasures"
    does have a lovely and sweet
[22:07] ---
    ring to it no matter how
    many times I hear it.
[22:10] ---
    What about that place is lovely and sweet?
[22:44] ---
    If people ever notice the cycle of time on
    this world where blue skies come and go,
[22:52] ---
    something's bound to happen when
    people with different outlooks get together.
[23:00] ---
    Will we be buried by our desires?
    Will love come and save the day?
[23:08] ---
    Either way, it doesn't matter to me.
    I'm gonna do as I please.
[23:15] ---
    Light and shadow, egoists for whom
    everything in the world has meaning,
[23:23] ---
    every little fragment lives his life
    with the balance on their shoulders.
[23:31] ---
    Doing whatever we want,
    having it exactly the way we want it.
[23:39] ---
    Right now, under the same sky,
[23:43] ---
    light and shadow repeat again and again.
[23:48] ---
    Chain react
[23:59] ---
    All right, Celestian! Your many
    misdeeds have been laid bare!
[24:03] ---
    I will therefore pass
    sentence on the accused!
[24:05] ---
    Do you have any proof?
    Where's your evidence?!
[24:07] ---
    Where's your proof, where's your proof?
    I'm sick of your whining about proof, punk!
[24:09] ---
    I've got your proof right here!
[24:10] ---
    Take a good look at this Etna
    blossom blizzard on my back!
[24:13] ---
    Oh, wow! Did you draw that cherry
    blossom blizzard tattoo yourself?!
[24:17] ---
    Next time on Disgaea! "A Solomon-style
    Judgment at the Dinero Castle?!"
[24:20] ---
    Huh? But wasn't your schtick just now
    from that old "Kin-san" period drama?
[24:23] ---
    "Next Time: A Solomon-style
    Judgment at the Dinero Castle!?"
[24:24] ---
    Um... Yeah.

4 - A Solomon-style Judgment at the Dinero Castle?!

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[00:09] ---
    "Disgaea"
[00:13] ---
    Ai no tameiki ni shibarareteru mitai.
[00:19] ---
    Donna jumon de mo hodokenai no yo.
[00:26] ---
    Urei wo hisometa shizuka na hitomi ga
[00:31] ---
    yokei ni kokoro kakimidashiteku.
[00:39] ---
    Sunao ja nai watashi yori motto
[00:45] ---
    sunao ja nai anata ga itoshii.
[00:51] ---
    Anata ga ii no, akuma de mo ii.
[00:58] ---
    Ah, ima meguriaeta kiseki.
[01:04] ---
    Kienai kizu mo, fukai karuma mo.
[01:11] ---
    Ah aishitageru,
[01:14] ---
    doko ni ite mo nando demo.
[01:22] ---
    Aishitageru.
[01:34] ---
    Laharl, we have a problem!
[01:37] ---
    Laharl, wake up! Laharl!
[01:40] ---
    It's a big emergency!
[01:42] ---
    Laharl, wake up! Please wake up!
[01:47] ---
    Please wake up!
[01:51] ---
    What is it? For your sake, I hope it's
    important enough to disturb my sleep.
[01:56] ---
    Of course!
[02:01] ---
    "A Solomon-style Judgment
    at the Dinero Castle!?"
[02:08] ---
    It's over here, Laharl! Hurry! Hurry!
[02:12] ---
    I'm coming, already! Unhand me!
[02:16] ---
    Better treatment for Prinnies, dood!
[02:20] ---
    What the hell do you think you're doing?
[02:22] ---
    Pay us, dood!
[02:24] ---
    We're on strike until we get our pay, dood!
[02:26] ---
    We demand better working conditions, dood!
[02:28] ---
    This is the big emergency?
[02:29] ---
    Yes!
[02:30] ---
    I mean, if the Prinnies go on strike,
[02:33] ---
    you won't have anyone to look
    after your needs, right?
[02:37] ---
    So? You do it. Problem solved.
[02:40] ---
    But I can't!
[02:42] ---
    You rank even lower than the Prinnies!
    When I tell you to do something, you do it!
[02:46] ---
    Yes, sir! Helping people in need
    is also part of an angel's duties!
[02:50] ---
    I'll do my best!
[02:51] ---
    Anyway, why should I have
    to pay the Prinnies wages?
[02:56] ---
    Well, my vassals are by default
    your vassals, right, Highness?
[02:59] ---
    In which case, it stands to reason
    that you should be the one to pay them.
[03:03] ---
    I think not! You pay them.
[03:07] ---
    Cheapskate.
[03:08] ---
    What?!
[03:10] ---
    Now, now! No fighting!
[03:13] ---
    Why do they need money in the first place?
[03:18] ---
    Oh, that.
[03:23] ---
    Inside each of these guys is
    a soul that's committed sins.
[03:28] ---
    Once they either perform an
    equal number of good deeds,
[03:31] ---
    or save up enough money to equal the weight
    to their sins, they can be reincarnated.
[03:36] ---
    Oh, I didn't know... In that case,
    we really do have to pay them.
[03:41] ---
    I'm hungry! Feed me!
[03:44] ---
    You want me to make it?
[03:45] ---
    Of course!
[04:02] ---
    Are you trying to kill me?!
[04:06] ---
    I'm sorry. As much as I love to eat,
    I'm not so good at cooking things...
[04:12] ---
    Cook me something else!
[04:13] ---
    Sure, but it'll be worse than this.
[04:15] ---
    And you two think that you're
    qualified to be my servants?!
[04:23] ---
    Of all the worthless...
[04:26] ---
    If I pay you, you'll cook for me, right?
[04:28] ---
    Sure will, dood!
[04:30] ---
    Right, then I'll go to get
    the Prinny Squad its pay!
[04:33] ---
    Take me to the richest person in the area!
[04:37] ---
    Yahoo!
[04:41] ---
    One, two, three, four, five, six...
[04:50] ---
    All right, this is all of it.
[04:51] ---
    I want you to pledge fealty to me,
    Zenisky, no, Overlord Zenisky,
[04:56] ---
    and not even think about defying me!
[04:59] ---
    Are you sure about that?
[05:05] ---
    So, Krichevskoy's son has returned, eh?
[05:10] ---
    Which is the true Overlord?
[05:12] ---
    You, the former butler of the
    old Overlord, or his son, Laharl?
[05:20] ---
    The Demon Tome here is
    proof that you are Overlord!
[05:23] ---
    It's been handed from Overlord to Overlord
    through the generations in the Netherworld!
[05:26] ---
    My having this means that
    I am the legitimate Overlord!
[05:31] ---
    Yes, sire!
[05:37] ---
    Daddy?
[05:38] ---
    Oh, is that you, Koganesky?
    What's the matter?
[05:44] ---
    Do you want me to get you anything?
[05:46] ---
    Daddy, do you know what everyone calls you?
[05:50] ---
    No, what's that?
[05:51] ---
    Zenisky the Money-grubber!
[05:53] ---
    That's just the grumblings
    of the sore losers!
[05:56] ---
    Let them talk all they want, I don't care.
[05:59] ---
    --Money-grubber! Money-grubber...!
[06:04] ---
    --Koganesky! Stop that nonsense this instant!
[06:07] ---
    --No matter what they say,
[06:09] ---
    I have the Demon Tome!
[06:12] ---
    As long as I have that, I'm Overlord
    no matter what anyone says!
[06:20] ---
    I wish you'd never become
    the stinky Overlord!
[06:27] ---
    Look at what you've done!
[06:30] ---
    This vase cost me 7 million HL!
[06:34] ---
    Oh, no...
[06:36] ---
    Look at you... I hate you, Daddy!
[06:44] ---
    Plunder everything that isn't nailed down!
[06:47] ---
    Aye aye, dood!
[06:57] ---
    Um... Doesn't this amount to burglary?
[07:00] ---
    What's your point?
[07:01] ---
    It's the owner's fault for leaving
    home with all this stuff lying around.
[07:04] ---
    Yeah, yeah! He brought it on himself!
[07:07] ---
    You two always try to rationalize
    the bad things you do,
[07:11] ---
    but you can't waltz in and steal other
    people's-- er, other demons'-- property!
[07:15] ---
    Please, everyone! Stop this!
[07:18] ---
    Right! Next up is Humbaba's place!
[07:21] ---
    Aye, dood!
[07:21] ---
    No, you can't!
[07:26] ---
    Next up, the Minotaur's place!
[07:27] ---
    --Aye, dood!
[07:28] ---
    --You're gonna loot more houses?!
[07:32] ---
    Right, next up is the Death Boar's place!
[07:35] ---
    --Aye, dood!
[07:35] ---
    --Stealing is wrong!
[07:40] ---
    500 HL is about as high as I can go.
[07:44] ---
    500 HL...? Is that a lot? Or a little?
[07:47] ---
    You could not buy a pizza
    at Bernie's for this.
[07:51] ---
    Mister, run the numbers again!
[07:53] ---
    If you don't like the
    offer, try someplace else.
[07:56] ---
    You're just trying to take us for a ride
    because we're human, aren't you?!
[08:00] ---
    Jennifer! Time for you to do your thing.
[08:02] ---
    Coming!
[08:03] ---
    Please, Mr. Shopkeeper,
    this would be a personal favor to me...
[08:08] ---
    We're in a real tight bind here...
[08:11] ---
    A-All right, all right...
    For you, I'll throw in a little extra.
[08:16] ---
    Here...
[08:20] ---
    Goodness, what a
    sweethearted demon you are!
[08:23] ---
    I'm in your debt... I'm looking
    forward to doing business with you again.
[08:32] ---
    Would it be all right if
    I took this book, too?
[08:34] ---
    G-Go right ahead...
[08:35] ---
    Men in the Netherworld are
    pretty straightforward too, I see.
[08:38] ---
    At this rate, we'll have enough
    to cover our repair bill in no time!
[08:41] ---
    It's only a matter of time before
    our spaceship is as good as new!
[08:55] ---
    I want to hock all this crap!
[08:57] ---
    S-Sure thing, sir.
[08:59] ---
    It's for our Prinnies' paychecks,
    so just give us whatever you feel like.
[09:02] ---
    You can't! Please pay them lots of money!
[09:06] ---
    More importantly, isn't
    there any food in here?
[09:08] ---
    Hey!
[09:10] ---
    How dare you trample over the great
    Captain Gordon, Defender of Earth?!
[09:15] ---
    Oh, it's Mr. Gordon! Hello!
[09:18] ---
    Oh, for crying out loud...
    You're still here, human?
[09:20] ---
    Naturally. I've been earning money to pay
    for repairs on my ship, which you wrecked!
[09:26] ---
    We just finished pawning
    some Defender merchandise.
[09:28] ---
    Wow, is there really a line
    of Defender merchandise?!
[09:31] ---
    I'd love to have something!
    I'll buy something!
[09:33] ---
    Have a look at our catalog.
[09:36] ---
    Oh, thank you so much!
[09:37] ---
    Perhaps you'd like to buy something,
    too, Prince? I'll give you a discount.
[09:41] ---
    Not interested! It'll shoot my HL's to hell!
[09:43] ---
    My, what a stingy boy you are!
[09:45] ---
    And that wasn't a very good pun, either.
[09:49] ---
    Get thee behind me, hussy!
[09:53] ---
    That was horrible!
    They didn't do anything to you!
[09:55] ---
    Look, I'm about to die of hunger over here!
    Is there any food, or what?!
[10:00] ---
    Make aboslutely sure that you don't put
    these anywhere the Prince might see them!
[10:03] ---
    If he spots one here, all the work
    I've put into this will go up in smoke!
[10:07] ---
    That'll be extra, dood.
[10:10] ---
    I-I'll cut you a special deal!
[10:12] ---
    You find something back there?
[10:14] ---
    I hope for your sake that you're
    not eating something behind my back!
[10:18] ---
    I wouldn't dream of eating something
    and not sharing it with you, Highness!
[10:22] ---
    I can't trust a word you say.
[10:25] ---
    Look out, Highness!
[10:30] ---
    W-Why, you little--
[10:34] ---
    Hey, this is... This is my old cradle!
[10:39] ---
    This one... And that one, too!
[10:43] ---
    All this stuff used to be
    in the Overlord's Castle!
[10:45] ---
    What's it doing in a pawn shop?!
[10:47] ---
    Burglars must've swiped them.
[10:50] ---
    You know, sometime during
    the two years you spent napping.
[10:52] ---
    It's your own fault for leaving them
    out while you were away, dood!
[10:54] ---
    You brought it on yourself, dood!
[10:55] ---
    I got burglarized...
[10:59] ---
    Oh, wow! What's this? It's so cute!
[11:03] ---
    It looks like King Krichevskoy's
    favorite fountain pen.
[11:06] ---
    You mean Laharl's father?
[11:08] ---
    Yep. Um, let's see...
[11:10] ---
    Ah, over there! That's him!
[11:13] ---
    Wow, so that's Overlord Krichevskoy...
[11:17] ---
    That's the man himself.
    He was such a great man...
[11:20] ---
    Isn't that right, Highness?
[11:33] ---
    You're still too young, Laharl.
[11:35] ---
    I wanna read it!
[11:36] ---
    Then you must first become Overlord.
[11:38] ---
    That goes without saying.
[11:41] ---
    I have no doubt that you will!
[11:49] ---
    I had always planned to
    take out the old geezer myself,
[11:52] ---
    but he up and croaked on his own.
[11:54] ---
    You mustn't talk about your father that way.
[12:00] ---
    The important thing now is,
    where is that Demon Tome right now?
[12:04] ---
    I know where it is!
[12:13] ---
    "Disgaea"
[12:16] ---
    "Disgaea"
[12:22] ---
    I know where it is!
[12:24] ---
    Who's there?
[12:28] ---
    It's been a long time, Prince!
[12:31] ---
    Oh, you two know each other?
[12:34] ---
    No, I don't know this little piggy.
[12:37] ---
    Hand that over!
[12:42] ---
    Laharl!
[12:48] ---
    You pig, there isn't a single crumb left!
[12:52] ---
    Hey, aren't you Koganesky, Zenisky's son?
[12:56] ---
    Etna! You used to serve the old Overlord!
[13:00] ---
    Zenisky? As in my old
    man's butler? That Zenisky?
[13:04] ---
    Do you remember me now?
[13:06] ---
    Yeah.
[13:08] ---
    I have a favor to ask, Prince!
[13:11] ---
    A favor?
[13:12] ---
    There's also money in it for you!
[13:15] ---
    You said that you knew where
    I could find the Demon Tome.
[13:18] ---
    Wait a minute, is Zenisky using it to
    claim the title of Overlord or something?
[13:22] ---
    Yeah, that's exactly what he's doing!
[13:25] ---
    This is unforgivable!
[13:26] ---
    How dare he call himself
    Overlord without my permission!
[13:31] ---
    I know, that's why I want
    you to defeat my father!
[13:37] ---
    You want me to off your dad, huh?
[13:39] ---
    Now that's more like it!
[13:40] ---
    All good little demons should be like you!
[13:43] ---
    There has to be some
    reason for you to ask this.
[13:46] ---
    There is, isn't there?
[13:51] ---
    The weather report didn't say anything
    about a slight chance of spears today!
[13:54] ---
    Where did you see a weather report?
[13:56] ---
    Who's there?!
[13:58] ---
    We'll have your head!
[14:04] ---
    What the heck was that all about?
[14:06] ---
    She said something about a head.
[14:08] ---
    Setting that aside for the moment, Highness,
[14:10] ---
    will you take Koganesky up on his offer?
[14:15] ---
    Highness?
[14:16] ---
    I'm going there, but it's only so I can
    take back the Demon Tome for myself.
[14:21] ---
    Well, he up and left. What now?
[14:26] ---
    You guys stay here and make sure you get
    all the money that's coming to us, okay?
[14:28] ---
    Aye aye, dood!
[14:29] ---
    I better not catch you pocketing any of it.
[14:34] ---
    Wow, has Zenisky really changed
    that much since he became Overlord?
[14:39] ---
    Yeah... all he does is count his money,
[14:41] ---
    not knowing that everyone mocks him
    behind his back, calling him a money-grubber.
[14:45] ---
    It's so pathetic...
[14:50] ---
    The truth is, you actually
    love your father, don't you?
[14:57] ---
    Koganesky genuinely
    cares about Zenisky, so why...
[15:03] ---
    Never mind. Still, are you sure
    that you want to ask such a thing?
[15:07] ---
    When they hear that he's
    been beaten by the Prince,
[15:09] ---
    people will stop thinking
    of Daddy as the Overlord!
[15:12] ---
    That's why I want the Prince
    to beat him to a pulp!
[15:16] ---
    Money, how do I love thee?
    Let me count the bills...
[15:19] ---
    It's been a long time, Zenisky!
[15:22] ---
    Who said that?
[15:30] ---
    Don't try to tell me that
    you don't remember my face.
[15:32] ---
    You...! You're Laharl, Krichevskoy's son!
[15:39] ---
    No, not "Laharl"!
    Address me as "Overlord Laharl"!
[15:42] ---
    The way I hear it, you're going
    around calling yourself Overlord,
[15:45] ---
    but with my old man dead,
    that makes me the heir to the Netherworld!
[15:52] ---
    That's a good one!
[15:53] ---
    In that case, show me the Demon Tome,
    the mark of the Overlord!
[15:57] ---
    Tell you what, you show me yours!
[15:59] ---
    Very well.
[16:02] ---
    Oh, that's right. I left it
    on this table over here.
[16:06] ---
    It's not here! It's gone!
    The Demon Tome is missing!
[16:10] ---
    Did you take it?!
[16:12] ---
    I'd never stoop to such low behavior!
[16:15] ---
    But he'll gladly rob you blind
    while you're away from home!
[16:20] ---
    Koganesky!
[16:22] ---
    Watch closely. I'm about to do as you asked.
[16:24] ---
    What does he mean by that?
[16:28] ---
    I sold the Demon Tome to the pawn broker!
[16:31] ---
    What?!
[16:32] ---
    Koganesky? Why would you do that?
[16:37] ---
    Koganesky...
[16:40] ---
    Betrayed by your own son!
[16:42] ---
    You had the devil's own luck,
    but it just ran out, Zenisky!
[16:45] ---
    Silence! All right, you
    guys! Take care of him!
[16:50] ---
    What're you doing?!
    I'm paying you for times like this!
[16:56] ---
    W-We were wiped out...
[17:05] ---
    What can I say, your hired muscle
    didn't put up much of a fight.
[17:08] ---
    I'll do it myself, then!
[17:13] ---
    Have a taste of my Darkness Slash!
[17:34] ---
    Earth Shaker!
[17:41] ---
    Daddy!
[17:45] ---
    Looks like I win.
[17:47] ---
    From now on, don't you
    ever claim to be the Overlord.
[17:50] ---
    I'll also be taking every last thing you own.
[17:53] ---
    You can't! Without money, I won't be
    able to pay my power, gas, or water bills!
[18:00] ---
    I can't live with all
    my utilities turned off!
[18:03] ---
    You have a sword to your throat
    and you're still pinching pennies?
[18:06] ---
    That's Zenisky for you...
[18:07] ---
    Koganesky! Please, spare me!
[18:10] ---
    What'll it be, Koganesky?
[18:15] ---
    F-Finish him...!
[18:17] ---
    You're going to forsake your own father?!
[18:21] ---
    Begging your son to spare
    your life is pathetic.
[18:24] ---
    I think I should put you out of
    your misery right here and now!
[18:39] ---
    What do you think you're doing? Stand aside!
[18:43] ---
    I won't go easy on you
    just because you're a kid!
[18:48] ---
    I-I'm not moving!
[18:50] ---
    Why are you protecting your old man?
    I thought you wanted me to kill him!
[18:55] ---
    Don't you see, Laharl? This is what love is.
[18:59] ---
    More of your "love" crap?!
[19:01] ---
    Love, love, love! I'm sick of you and
    your "love" prattle, you damn Love Freak!
[19:04] ---
    You can call me whatever
    you like, I don't care!
[19:07] ---
    What's so bad about believing in love?
[19:09] ---
    You and your people are just refusing to
    see the love that's right in front of you!
[19:15] ---
    You, too, Koganesky. Be honest
    with yourself about your feelings.
[19:19] ---
    The truth is, you love your father very much.
[19:22] ---
    I do not! I hate Daddy!
[19:25] ---
    I hate him more than anything!
[19:27] ---
    Sounds to me like you like him, though.
[19:29] ---
    I just... I just wanted him
    to not be Overlord anymore...
[19:33] ---
    ...and go back to being my plain old Daddy!
[19:36] ---
    I want my old Daddy back,
    the one who would play with me!
[19:41] ---
    O my son, forgive me for being
    the cause of such loneliness in you!
[19:45] ---
    The fault lies with me!
[19:46] ---
    No, it was I who was the horrible one!
[19:48] ---
    No, our sorrows can be traced
    back to my having neglected you!
[19:55] ---
    Oh, father!
[19:56] ---
    My son!
[19:58] ---
    Oh, puke!
[20:00] ---
    Go spout this crap somewhere else!
[20:10] ---
    Did you send them to
    another dimension or something?
[20:13] ---
    Are you sure that not finishing
    him off was a smart idea?
[20:15] ---
    Killing him wouldn't have earned me
    any more money to pay the Prinnies with.
[20:19] ---
    Oh, so you passed judgment like Solomon did!
[20:21] ---
    Be quiet! Looking at those two made me sick,
    so I got rid of them, that's all!
[20:25] ---
    Too bad, you had all kinds of
    different punishment options.
[20:29] ---
    You could've made an
    example of him by exiling him,
[20:31] ---
    or forcing him to mine gold in the
    Netherworld mines for all eternity.
[20:35] ---
    The important thing is, does this
    place have anything to eat in it?!
[20:37] ---
    I'll cook you something!
[20:38] ---
    You're off cooking duty!
[20:40] ---
    That's okay, Flonne!
[20:48] ---
    Laharl.
[20:50] ---
    Do you love your father?
[20:53] ---
    No, I hate you!
[20:55] ---
    Very good, that is the
    typical answer for a demon.
[20:58] ---
    I don't mind you saying that for now.
[21:00] ---
    But one day, I...
[21:03] ---
    I wonder what my old man
    was trying to tell me back then?
[21:06] ---
    Laharl!
[21:08] ---
    The Prinnies are done making dinner.
    Aren't you going to eat?
[21:11] ---
    Oh, right.
[21:14] ---
    Um, would it be okay if I
    spoke frankly for a minute?
[21:19] ---
    I was wrong about you, Laharl.
[21:22] ---
    It's true that you're
    conceited and self-centered
[21:25] ---
    and think the world revolves around you.
[21:28] ---
    And there are plenty more
    shortcomings where those came from.
[21:31] ---
    Would you get to the point, already?!
[21:32] ---
    Today, I discovered the slightest
    hint of kindness in your heart!
[21:39] ---
    Oh, would you give it a rest?!
    I don't have to stand here and take this!
[21:43] ---
    Anyway, it's you and your Love Freak crap
[21:45] ---
    that made me think of my
    old man in the first place!
[21:49] ---
    Hey! Where's the Demon Tome?!
[21:51] ---
    It's wasn't there, dood!
[21:52] ---
    What did you say?! Who the hell bought it?!
[21:57] ---
    Laharl, it might be just a small
    hint of kindness right now,
[22:02] ---
    but I have great hope that
    you will open your eyes to love.
[22:10] ---
    What the heck is this?
[22:12] ---
    Oh, I bought that at the
    pawn shop this afternoon.
[22:15] ---
    Isn't the elaborate binding wonderful?
[22:21] ---
    --Why, this is...!
[22:21] ---
    --Why, this is...!
[22:44] ---
    Aoi hiru ga meguru hoshi de
    toki no ruupu mezametara,
[22:51] ---
    chigau kokoro motta mono
    atsumareba nanika ga okiru yo.
[22:59] ---
    Yokubou de umeru no ka?
    Ai wa hito no tame ni ugoko no ka?
[23:07] ---
    Dotchi datte kamawanai yo, suki ni yaru dake.
[23:15] ---
    Hikari to kage kono sekai
    de subete ga imi aru egoisuto.
[23:23] ---
    Hitotsu hitotsu no kakera wa
    sou baransu wo ninai ikiteru.
[23:31] ---
    Omou no mama, kokoro no mama
    ni ima wa onaji sora no shita
[23:43] ---
    hikari to kage wa kurikaesu.
[23:47] ---
    Chain react
[23:59] ---
    Super-babe treasure hunter Etna
    begins her grand adventure
[24:01] ---
    in search of a legendary treasure right now!
[24:05] ---
    Maybe, maybe not, dood.
[24:07] ---
    Mysteries that lie in wait! Horrifying traps!
[24:10] ---
    When I get the treasure,
    it's going to trigger something!
[24:12] ---
    Maybe, maybe not, dood.
[24:14] ---
    Next time on Disgaea! "The Dungeon
    of Temptation! Maybe, Maybe Not..."
[24:20] ---
    Maybe, maybe not, dood.
[24:21] ---
    This seems kinda iffy.
    Are they really gonna air it?
[24:23] ---
    "Next Time: The Dungeon of
    Temptation! Maybe, Maybe Not..."
[24:24] ---
    Maybe, maybe not, dood.

5 - The Dungeon of Temptation! Maybe, Maybe Not...

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[00:09] ---
    "Disgaea"
[00:13] ---
    It's like I'm tied up tight
    by the sighs of love.
[00:19] ---
    I can't break free no
    matter what spell I try.
[00:26] ---
    Tranquil eyes that conceal sorrow behind them
[00:31] ---
    throw my heart into turmoil
    more than they ought to.
[00:39] ---
    You mean more to me than I do,
[00:45] ---
    even though we both
    refuse to admit to our feelings.
[00:51] ---
    You're the one for me.
    I don't care if you're a demon.
[00:58] ---
    Oh, this is a miracle
    that I've stumbled upon.
[01:04] ---
    Even these wounds that never fade,
    even this profound karma.
[01:11] ---
    Oh, I'll give you my love.
[01:14] ---
    Time and again, no matter where you are.
[01:22] ---
    I'll give you my love.
[01:42] ---
    Do you have the slightest idea who I am?
[01:47] ---
    Why are you attacking me?
[02:09] ---
    Gosh, attacked by three monsters at once!
    You're really Mr. Popular, aren't ya?
[02:15] ---
    You sly dog!
[02:16] ---
    This is getting on my nerves.
[02:19] ---
    Still, I wonder why you're being
    attacked again and again like this?
[02:22] ---
    I have no idea.
[02:23] ---
    Well, this means that news of your return
    is spreading across all of the Netherworld.
[02:28] ---
    This saves you the trouble of getting
    the news out yourself, wouldn't you say?
[02:37] ---
    Oh, my! Look over there, Highness!
[02:41] ---
    Is that a UFO?
[02:47] ---
    "Bounty of 1 million HL to be paid to
    the demon who kills Overlord Laharl."
[02:52] ---
    What's this?
[02:54] ---
    Wow, there's a price on
    your head, Highness! No way!
[02:58] ---
    A million?
[02:59] ---
    Amazing! That's my Prince!
[03:03] ---
    That's all they think my life is worth?!
[03:07] ---
    So those smalltime demons were really
    bounty hunters? I'm shocked! Shocked, I say!
[03:12] ---
    What I want to know is,
[03:14] ---
    what fool out there had the gall
    to put a price on my head?!
[03:16] ---
    Can you think of any likely demons?
[03:19] ---
    If I had to guess, I'd say it was the people
    in Celestia who sent Flonne here.
[03:23] ---
    In any case, this is intolerable!
[03:25] ---
    Once I get my hands on him,
    he'll wish he'd never been born!
[03:30] ---
    Now that you mention it,
    Highness, where is Flonne?
[03:33] ---
    I don't care!
[03:35] ---
    "The Dungeon of Temptation!
    Maybe, Maybe Not..."
[03:45] ---
    Laharl! Etna!
[03:52] ---
    How could they abandon
    a vassal in a place like this...?
[03:57] ---
    It's so mean!
[04:01] ---
    But this might be a trial
    that I have to overcome...
[04:06] ---
    Yes, that must be it!
    This is more of Laharl's tough love!
[04:12] ---
    I'll tough it out!
[04:16] ---
    What did you say?
    There's a bounty on the Prince's head?
[04:19] ---
    Yes. That is what is written on that flyer.
[04:23] ---
    If we got that bounty, we'd have enough
    to pay for repairs on our spaceship!
[04:28] ---
    This means that our luck
    has finally turned around!
[04:30] ---
    That's right, Jennifer! As Defender of Earth,
    I will bring him down no matter what!
[04:36] ---
    That should do it, Thursday.
[04:41] ---
    I've installed dowsing mods that
    will let you search for the prince.
[04:45] ---
    This will let us track him down in no time!
[04:48] ---
    Amazing! We can always
    count on you, Jennifer!
[04:51] ---
    All right, show us your stuff, Thursday!
[04:52] ---
    Scan in progress.
[04:54] ---
    Beep beep blip beep.
[04:59] ---
    Signature detected in this direction.
[05:01] ---
    Now commencing pursuit.
[05:03] ---
    Okay, let's get going!
[05:04] ---
    Just you wait, you notorious demon!
[05:09] ---
    There's something pleasantly gloomy
    and creepy about this forest, isn't there?
[05:16] ---
    What's the matter, Highness?
[05:19] ---
    Take a look at that rock.
    We passed it a while ago.
[05:23] ---
    Now that you mention it...
[05:25] ---
    Are you telling me that we're going
    around in circles?! This isn't good!
[05:30] ---
    You only realized it just now?
[05:32] ---
    And there's nobody around to ask for
    directions... We're in a real bind here.
[05:39] ---
    I'm hungry.
[05:40] ---
    So am I. I'm starving.
[05:43] ---
    Quit your complaining and
    call in the Prinnies!
[05:46] ---
    Right! Prinny Squad, assemble!
[05:50] ---
    Prinnies, I've got a job for you!
[05:56] ---
    What's the problem?
[05:58] ---
    It doesn't look like they're coming.
[05:59] ---
    I wonder if they're
    busy with something else?
[06:02] ---
    And you people call yourselves
    vassals of the great Overlord?!
[06:05] ---
    Remember, the Prinnies are my vassals!
[06:07] ---
    Like I said before,
    your vassals are by definition...
[06:13] ---
    I'm done counting on you people.
[06:17] ---
    Hey! Wait, Highness!
[06:27] ---
    Now it's raining!
[06:35] ---
    Uh, this strikes me as a wee bit suspicious.
[06:37] ---
    Don't look a gift horse in the mouth.
[06:55] ---
    Overlord Laharl is here! Is anyone home?!
[07:05] ---
    I welcometh thee, Overlord!
[07:12] ---
    You should have been here to greet
    me as soon as I came in the door!
[07:16] ---
    Please forgiveth my rudeness.
[07:18] ---
    Excuse me, the Prince and I are both--
[07:20] ---
    Dinner is waiting for you. Right this way.
[07:25] ---
    Really? But we didn't even
    say that we were hungry...
[07:29] ---
    Why complain? She isn't wasting our time.
[07:33] ---
    Wow, this is all for us?!
[07:37] ---
    I only hopeth that it's
    to the Overlord's liking.
[07:42] ---
    I have to say, though,
    finding a fancy spread like this
[07:45] ---
    in the middle of a forest goes way
    beyond suspicious, don't you think, High--
[07:50] ---
    You're already eating!
[07:52] ---
    It tastes fine. You eat, too.
[07:54] ---
    I swear, you're the easiest man in
    the Netherworld to poison, Highness...
[08:02] ---
    This is great!
[08:19] ---
    Target detected.
[08:20] ---
    We've found you, prince of the Netherworld!
[08:23] ---
    You won't get away this time!
[08:35] ---
    Hey, something went
    over our heads just now...
[08:39] ---
    You won't escape us this time,
    my good demon prince!
[08:42] ---
    You lunatics again?! I'm in the
    middle of dinner! Come back later!
[08:46] ---
    Uh, Highness, I think you
    should take a look at this.
[08:56] ---
    The Overlord is my prey!
    You will not layeth a finger on him!
[08:59] ---
    He's your what?!
[09:00] ---
    What did I tell you? I knew this was fishy.
[09:03] ---
    First I'm your guest and now
    I'm your prey, huh? Who are you?
[09:07] ---
    I have awaited your arrival, Prince Laharl.
[09:10] ---
    My name is Sardia the Demonslayer.
[09:13] ---
    Demonslayer?
[09:16] ---
    My blade hath taken the
    lives of over 2000 demons!
[09:20] ---
    That many, huh?
[09:22] ---
    Or was it under 2000...?
[09:24] ---
    Which is it?!
[09:26] ---
    With but a single swing of this sword,
    even the land itself is cleft in twain!
[09:31] ---
    Really? It splits in half?
[09:33] ---
    Maybe, maybe not.
[09:35] ---
    Which is it?!
[09:36] ---
    In any event, the life of Overlord Laharl
    is in mine to do with as I pleaseth.
[09:43] ---
    Now I get it.
[09:44] ---
    It looks like this is the perfect
    time for a little after-dinner exercise.
[09:55] ---
    Thursday!
[09:57] ---
    Whew!
[09:59] ---
    Let the wailing and gnashing
    of teeth commenceth!
[10:01] ---
    For down below is the far
    reaches of the Netherworld!
[10:03] ---
    It's the what?!
[10:07] ---
    Maybe, maybe not.
[10:08] ---
    Make up your mind, dammit!
[10:11] ---
    I am in the habit of taking
    my time and savoring my meals.
[10:17] ---
    We did it! At long last, he's been
    sealed away in the depths of the earth!
[10:21] ---
    Thank you for your assistance!
[10:23] ---
    We'll split the bounty
    with you fifty-fifty, and--
[10:28] ---
    I'm slipping!
[10:37] ---
    As if I would ever alloweth my bounty
    to be stolen by a mere human!
[10:46] ---
    Where am I? Which way should I go?
[10:51] ---
    O great Seraph, please show me the way!
[10:58] ---
    Laharl! Etna!
[11:12] ---
    So, that demon was after
    the bounty on me, too?
[11:14] ---
    Probably. Or maybe she just
    drops people into pits for kicks.
[11:19] ---
    Must be a magical barrier.
[11:22] ---
    Try it again, Highness.
[11:28] ---
    See? Now we have plenty of light.
[11:31] ---
    Don't treat my mighty magic as
    a stand-in for a box of matches!
[11:33] ---
    Now, where's that exit...?
    I kinda doubt there is one.
[11:37] ---
    I swear, that dead-man-walking
    who put that bounty on me
[11:40] ---
    is causing me nothing but trouble!
[11:42] ---
    I'm gonna find out who it was,
    mark my words!
[11:53] ---
    Like I said, we can't use magic
    in here because of-- That's hot!
[11:59] ---
    Highness, the place is on fire!
[12:02] ---
    Put it out!
[12:04] ---
    Damn it, step aside!
[12:11] ---
    Highness, you're just making the fire worse!
[12:18] ---
    What's that?
[12:18] ---
    Oh, the pit is equipped with a fire
    extinguisher system! What a relief!
[12:28] ---
    Hey, we don't need any more water!
[12:31] ---
    Ah, she's using water torture.
[12:33] ---
    You're kidding!
[12:40] ---
    Something's in here with us!
[12:49] ---
    "Disgaea"
[12:52] ---
    "Disgaea"
[13:04] ---
    I can't fight properly,
    floating around like this!
[13:06] ---
    Highness! Highness!
[13:08] ---
    Look at that!
[13:13] ---
    Ah, what a fine view. I shall taketh
    the liberty of enjoying this little show.
[13:17] ---
    Oh, so I'm an *hors d'oeuvre
    *for your wine, am I?!
[13:21] ---
    More to the point, what the
    heck kind of fish is that thing?!
[13:25] ---
    Mizuchi! A monster whose
    favorite food is lively demons!
[13:32] ---
    Oh, you don't say...
[13:34] ---
    Or so I'm told.
[13:35] ---
    What, you don't know?!
[13:37] ---
    So, a Demonslayer keeps a demon-slayer
    as a pet, huh? Interesting hobby you have...
[13:43] ---
    Go forth, Mizuchi!
    Giveth those two a slow, painful death!
[13:55] ---
    Where is the Prince?!
[13:57] ---
    I can't be sure...
[14:02] ---
    It looks like there's a
    powerful barrier down here.
[14:04] ---
    Don't give up!
[14:06] ---
    There is no obstacle that the 37th
    Defender of Earth can't overcome!
[14:11] ---
    Boost your gain and keep trying.
[14:12] ---
    Roger.
[14:20] ---
    Highness!
[14:23] ---
    Yes, I want them to suffereth!
[14:52] ---
    That's it! Now, let's try that again!
[14:56] ---
    What in the--
[15:00] ---
    Danger! Danger!
    Massive volume of water approaching!
[15:04] ---
    A what?!
[15:05] ---
    Danger! Danger!
[15:11] ---
    Jennifer! Thursday!
[15:22] ---
    That lady's really put
    me through the wringer...
[15:25] ---
    You've got some nerve, Demonslayer!
[15:36] ---
    I can't walk another step...
[15:38] ---
    Laharl... Seraph Lamington...
[15:51] ---
    Who are you?
[16:08] ---
    You want me to help you? Help you do what?
[16:12] ---
    You needn't hideth the truth from me.
[16:14] ---
    You are aftereth the Overlord's life,
    too, are you not?
[16:17] ---
    Like I said, I'm Laharl's vassal,
    and I'm trying to find him.
[16:21] ---
    Silence!
[16:23] ---
    If that is how you wanteth it, I might be
    persuaded to giveth you part of the bounty.
[16:28] ---
    Bounty? Bounty on what?
[16:32] ---
    Still trying to playeth
    dumb with me, are you?!
[16:40] ---
    It's not only the bounty
    on his head that I am after.
[16:43] ---
    The amount of money and valuables
[16:45] ---
    that Laharl stands to inherit
    from the previous Overlord...
[16:48] ---
    ...is so vast that it
    would fill up that lake!
[16:50] ---
    Gosh, really?
[16:53] ---
    Or maybe it wouldn't.
[16:56] ---
    Why do demons think
    about nothing but money?
[17:00] ---
    Surely there are things that
    are more important than money!
[17:03] ---
    I do not expecteth your
    people to understand.
[17:06] ---
    The neverending fixation on
    and ambition towards money...
[17:08] ---
    The grandeur of it! The beauty of it!
[17:11] ---
    In any case, I can't help you!
[17:13] ---
    If you insisteth!
[17:16] ---
    You leave me no choice but to eliminate you.
[17:20] ---
    One!
[17:22] ---
    What?
[17:25] ---
    Here in the Netherworld,
    fighting dirty is a virtue!
[17:29] ---
    Two!
[17:32] ---
    The praises of insincerity are sung, as well!
[17:37] ---
    Three! Strike down this irritating
    fly that's buzzing around my ears...
[17:42] ---
    ...my Overlord's Wrath!
[17:50] ---
    Overlord Laharl stands before you!
[17:53] ---
    Laharl, that was so cool!
[17:55] ---
    Use that as your entrance
    speech from now on!
[17:58] ---
    I'm glad to see that you're okay, too, Etna!
[18:01] ---
    You're somebody else who's a lot more
    tenacious than I gave you credit for.
[18:03] ---
    Sardia, you have some nerve,
    challenging the Overlord!
[18:06] ---
    You will be the 2001st demon that this sword
    has dispatched as swiftly as the morning fog!
[18:11] ---
    --Maybe, maybe not.
[18:11] ---
    --Maybe, maybe not.
[18:12] ---
    Don't stealeth my catch-phrase!
    Prepare to meet your maker!
[18:17] ---
    Beauty!
[18:20] ---
    Who's there?!
[18:22] ---
    Such an angry expression will ruin
    your exquisite face, Mademoiselle.
[18:28] ---
    Just great, somebody else is butting in...
[18:29] ---
    What did you come here for,
    you measly Mid-Boss?
[18:32] ---
    I am no Mid-Boss!
[18:34] ---
    I am an aristocrat who is in search
    of love and beauty, the Dark Adonis!
[18:39] ---
    My lovely Mademoiselle,
    Overlord Laharl is my eternal rival.
[18:44] ---
    I ask that you be so good as to stand aside.
[18:46] ---
    Since when am I your "eternal rival"?
    Keep out of this!
[18:49] ---
    Well, it looks like another person has
    arrived to try to claimeth the bounty.
[18:53] ---
    A bounty, you say! Perish the thought!
[18:56] ---
    Do I strike you as a vulgar demon who
    could be tempted by mere filthy lucre?
[19:01] ---
    Not to me, Mr. Mid-Boss!
[19:02] ---
    Merci, Mademoiselle! But how many times
    must I tell you that I am not a Mid-Boss!
[19:07] ---
    I am the Dark Adonis,
    who seeks out love and beauty--
[19:10] ---
    Oh, shut up!
[19:28] ---
    Your bark is worse than your bite.
[19:33] ---
    Say your prayers.
[19:36] ---
    Wait, Laharl!
[19:39] ---
    Unhand me!
[19:40] ---
    Finishing someone off without giving
    them the chance to repent is going too far!
[19:44] ---
    I'm sure that demons are capable
[19:46] ---
    of repenting for their
    sins, just like angels are!
[19:48] ---
    We do not!
[19:50] ---
    No, I'm sure that deep down, there is
    love in your heart that is capable of
[19:55] ---
    feeling mercy and forgiving
    the sins of others!
[19:59] ---
    More of your love nonsense?!
[20:00] ---
    I have faith in you, Laharl!
[20:02] ---
    In the mercy and genuine love
    that have begun to blossom in your--
[20:07] ---
    Huh?
[20:11] ---
    Oh, brother. Here's another one
    who never learns her lesson...
[20:34] ---
    What's the matter, Highness?!
[20:36] ---
    Don't tell me that what
    Flonne said just now got to you!
[20:40] ---
    Of course not, don't be stupid.
[20:43] ---
    Sardia. You're going to
    take me to see the person
[20:45] ---
    who told you that there
    was a bounty on my head.
[20:48] ---
    I'm going to claim the bounty myself!
[20:51] ---
    Um, Highness, I don't think I need to
    remind you that the bounty is on you...
[20:56] ---
    Exactly. If I go and turn
    myself in, that means
[20:59] ---
    I get to take credit for my capture!
[21:01] ---
    What about it?
    You have a problem with my plan?
[21:03] ---
    Um... No, sir, none at all.
[21:07] ---
    Attaboy! You're Krichevskoy's son, all right!
[21:10] ---
    You've got your finger in
    all kinds of evil pies!
[21:12] ---
    Don't go overboard with the compliments.
[21:18] ---
    My sword!
[21:19] ---
    From this day forward, you're my vassal.
[21:21] ---
    You won't be needing a
    demonslayer's sword anymore.
[21:24] ---
    Let's go!
[21:27] ---
    So... this means that I have
    a vassal now, too, doesn't it?
[21:31] ---
    Yay! I'm so happy!
[21:33] ---
    Don't get the wrong idea.
[21:35] ---
    You're always gonna be the
    lowest vassal on the totem pole!
[21:38] ---
    Aw, you're kidding...!
[21:40] ---
    Sardia, you're going to be our guide.
[21:45] ---
    But the one who first mentioned the
    bounty to her was... Oh, what the heck!
[21:52] ---
    Wait for me! I had a horrible time finding
    my way out of that desert you left me in!
[21:58] ---
    Oops, sorry about that!
    We didn't notice that you were gone!
[22:00] ---
    I doubt that!
[22:03] ---
    The Defender of Earth is back in action!
[22:06] ---
    I stand before you!
    Where is the demon prince?!
[22:11] ---
    Um, hello? The Mid-Boss is up here, everyone!
[22:16] ---
    Oops, I called myself the "Mid-Boss"...
[22:22] ---
    Overlord Laharl, one day I will slay you!
[22:25] ---
    Maybe, maybe not...
[22:44] ---
    If people ever notice the cycle of time on
    this world where blue skies come and go,
[22:52] ---
    something's bound to happen when
    people with different outlooks get together.
[23:00] ---
    Will we be buried by our desires?
    Will love come and save the day?
[23:08] ---
    Either way, it doesn't matter to me.
    I'm gonna do as I please.
[23:15] ---
    Light and shadow, egoists for whom
    everything in the world has meaning,
[23:23] ---
    every little fragment lives his life
    with the balance on their shoulders.
[23:31] ---
    Doing whatever we want,
    having it exactly the way we want it.
[23:39] ---
    Right now, under the same sky,
[23:43] ---
    light and shadow repeat again and again.
[23:48] ---
    Chain react
[23:59] ---
    Etna, the in-your-face babe
    reporter is on the scene!
[24:02] ---
    Today's target is Flonne, the top Evil Idol!
[24:05] ---
    I hear your public and private
    personas are like night and day!
[24:07] ---
    I'm gonna expose the real you!
[24:08] ---
    That's so mean! What makes
    you say that I'm evil?!
[24:11] ---
    When you've got no evidence, make it up!
    Feast your eyes on this scandalous photo!
[24:14] ---
    Gosh, this fake nude
    picture is really well done!
[24:16] ---
    Next time on Disgaea!
    "Etna's Embarrassing Secret"!
[24:21] ---
    So, tell us! What's your secret, Etna?
[24:23] ---
    "Next time:
    Etna's Embarrassing Secret "
[24:24] ---
    Don't ask me that, okay?

6 - Etna's Embarrassing Secret

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[00:09] ---
    "Disgaea"
[00:13] ---
    Ai no tameiki ni shibarareteru mitai.
[00:19] ---
    Donna jumon de mo hodokenai no yo.
[00:26] ---
    Urei wo hisometa shizuka na hitomi ga
[00:31] ---
    yokei ni kokoro kakimidashiteku.
[00:39] ---
    Sunao ja nai watashi yori motto
[00:45] ---
    sunao ja nai anata ga itoshii.
[00:51] ---
    Anata ga ii no, akuma de mo ii.
[00:58] ---
    Ah, ima meguriaeta kiseki.
[01:04] ---
    Kienai kizu mo, fukai karuma mo.
[01:11] ---
    Ah aishitageru,
[01:14] ---
    doko ni ite mo nando demo.
[01:22] ---
    Aishitageru.
[01:44] ---
    Wow, I see something swirling down there...
[01:49] ---
    If you fell into that, there's no
    telling where you'd be sent off to!
[01:52] ---
    Sent off to?
[01:54] ---
    Wait a minute! Don't tell
    me that you don't know
[01:56] ---
    why we've been taking all this
    time walking on the ground?
[01:59] ---
    No. Why are we?
[02:01] ---
    Look, there's no cohesion in the void
    between one floating island and the next.
[02:06] ---
    So if you get careless and
    fall in, there's no telling--
[02:09] ---
    I'm trying, but I still don't understand...
[02:11] ---
    If you can't wrap your head around,
    maybe some firsthand experience will help!
[02:21] ---
    Highness, that was just plain mean!
[02:23] ---
    What, do you want to give it a try, too?
[02:25] ---
    Sir! No, sir!
[02:27] ---
    If we're clear on that,
    get your tail in gear.
[02:29] ---
    Roger!
[02:32] ---
    That was mean, Laharl! Huh?
[02:36] ---
    Wow, is this a miracle?
[02:41] ---
    I guess not.
[02:42] ---
    What's the holdup back there? Get a move on!
[02:45] ---
    Coming!
[02:46] ---
    Wait for me!
[02:49] ---
    Laharl! Etna! Please don't leave me!
[02:52] ---
    Help me!
[02:54] ---
    "Etna's Embarrassing Secret"
[03:01] ---
    So, that's the castle of the criminal
    mastermind who put a bounty on my head, huh?
[03:05] ---
    It's just like Sardia said.
[03:08] ---
    "Go through the Evil Forest,
[03:10] ---
    crawl along the Cliffs of Despair,
[03:13] ---
    and cross the Rope Bridge of the Damned,
    and there shall ye find
[03:16] ---
    the castle that ye seeketh."
[03:18] ---
    But remember, she also said,
    "Maybe, maybe not."
[03:21] ---
    So this might belong to
    another demon entirely.
[03:24] ---
    We'll find out soon enough when we get there.
[03:25] ---
    All right, let's go claim that bounty.
[03:28] ---
    Yeah!
[03:34] ---
    A flower petal? Where'd it come from?
[03:37] ---
    C'mon, Flonne! We're gonna leave you behind!
[03:39] ---
    Wait for me!
[03:52] ---
    The place sure looks the part, doesn't it?
[04:01] ---
    The Master will be with you shortly.
    Please wait here.
[04:05] ---
    That's very kind of you.
[04:08] ---
    Thank you so much!
[04:13] ---
    Well, well, well. What have we here?
[04:15] ---
    I should have known it was you.
[04:19] ---
    Hi, Highness! It's been too long!
[04:22] ---
    Wilkommen to Maderas Castle! Welcome!
[04:26] ---
    Who is he? Is this mincing
    demon an acquaintance of yours?
[04:31] ---
    Mincing demon, indeed!
    Such a rude girl you are!
[04:34] ---
    His name is Maderas.
    He was banished from the castle,
[04:37] ---
    for stealing my old man's favorite
    snack, steamed buns of the damned.
[04:41] ---
    Maderas, that's me! Yay!
[04:43] ---
    Yay...
[04:45] ---
    Still, since you're a familiar face,
    that will make things easier.
[04:48] ---
    It'll save me the trouble of negotiating.
[04:50] ---
    Now, how about forking over the bounty
[04:53] ---
    that you so graciously put on the
    head of the great Overlord Laharl?!
[04:56] ---
    Yeah, but make the check payable to me!
[04:59] ---
    What?
[05:00] ---
    No offense, Highness, but you're the
    most gullible demon in the Netherworld.
[05:04] ---
    It's almost funny.
[05:09] ---
    Highness! Say "ah"!
[05:13] ---
    Buh-bye, Highness! Flonne!
[05:16] ---
    Auf wiedersehen, Highness!
    You can call me Overlord Maderas!
[05:20] ---
    I'm so wonderful!
[05:29] ---
    Where are we?
[05:30] ---
    I have no idea...
[05:35] ---
    What's the deal with this place?
[05:36] ---
    Oh, my! Are we awake?
[05:40] ---
    Laharl, that mincing, creepy demon
    has grown to gigantic proportions!
[05:46] ---
    You have it backwards.
    We're the ones who have gotten small.
[05:50] ---
    That's my prince! You catch on so quickly!
[05:53] ---
    Etna!
[05:54] ---
    Hi there, itty-bitty Flonne!
[05:56] ---
    Etna, you have some nerve,
    tricking me like this!
[06:00] ---
    I'm real sorry about that, but for various
    reasons, I can't disobey Maderas' orders!
[06:07] ---
    Etna is my utterly
    obedient and faithful pet dog!
[06:11] ---
    It was she who tossed you into the crypt!
[06:14] ---
    It was she who tipped off Sardia!
[06:16] ---
    And it was she who had
    the Prinnies circulate those flyers!
[06:19] ---
    It was all Etna's doing!
[06:21] ---
    Yay!
[06:22] ---
    It can't be...
[06:24] ---
    So, what is it that you two
    hope to get out of this?
[06:26] ---
    To be perfectly honest, you stand
    between me and the Overlord's throne.
[06:31] ---
    Huh? Tell me, Maderas. Just now, did you
    say that you were going to be Overlord?
[06:35] ---
    Yes! That's right!
[06:37] ---
    What a lame joke. I'll never let a
    pathetic bozo like you be Overlord.
[06:42] ---
    The only Overlord around
    here is me! Chew on this!
[06:51] ---
    You can't do a thing while you're in there!
    Even your Overlord's Wrath spell is blocked!
[06:57] ---
    I'm such a genius!
[06:59] ---
    That's my Maderas! The demon
    who will be Overlord! Maybe!
[07:03] ---
    When it comes to dirty tricks,
    you're the best in the Netherworld!
[07:07] ---
    I can't believe it. I simply can't
    believe that Etna would betray us...
[07:11] ---
    Your enemies and allies can change
    depending on the time and place.
[07:14] ---
    Demons aren't to be trusted.
[07:17] ---
    That's what it is to be a demon.
[07:19] ---
    You're kidding...
[07:21] ---
    Okay, you two! Spin the wheel,
    move forward the number of spaces it says,
[07:25] ---
    and then spend all eternity acting out
    the lives written on the space you land on!
[07:30] ---
    Oh, I am such a genius!
[07:37] ---
    What does he mean?
[07:45] ---
    Laharl!
[07:51] ---
    "Fall in with the wrong
    crowd, join a biker gang,
[07:53] ---
    and climb the ranks to become gang leader"?
[07:55] ---
    What the hell? "Your dream
    is to become a prima donna"?
[08:10] ---
    Lord Maderas? Lord Maderas?
[08:13] ---
    C'mon, give me what you promised me!
[08:15] ---
    Why, whatever could you mean?
[08:17] ---
    Oh, you! Don't play coy
    with me, you big tease!
[08:21] ---
    We both know that our deal was that
    if I tricked the Prince into coming here,
[08:24] ---
    you'd give me my memories back!
[08:26] ---
    And that I'd also get
    all the bounty as a reward.
[08:30] ---
    Oh, did I really promise you that?
[08:40] ---
    What's the big idea?! Keep your
    word and give me my memories back!
[08:43] ---
    Now, by "memories," do you mean that
    terribly embarrassing set of memories?
[08:47] ---
    Yes, those! Hand 'em over! Right now!
[08:50] ---
    Don't you "Right now"
    me, missy! Now, go away!
[08:53] ---
    Shoo! Shoo! Shoo!
[08:54] ---
    Hey, what are you trying to pull?!
    This isn't part of the deal!
[08:58] ---
    Hey! Open up! Gimme back my memories!
[09:01] ---
    And fork over that bounty, too!
    Gimme back my memories!
[09:03] ---
    Hush your mouth this instant! Or I'll plaster
    your memories all over the Netherworld!
[09:09] ---
    Honestly, her and her
    "deal" nonsense... What a fool.
[09:13] ---
    What self-respecting demon
    would keep a promise?
[09:16] ---
    Isn't that right, Highness?
[09:18] ---
    Do you suppose that Etna was
    tricked by that mincing demon?
[09:29] ---
    I knew that's where he's keeping them...
[09:32] ---
    Krichevskoy, I hated that man so much.
[09:36] ---
    Honestly, choking on a
    steamed bun like that...
[09:39] ---
    It serves him right, dying in
    such a stupid, undignified way.
[09:44] ---
    I don't like being forced
    to listen to his ramblings,
[09:48] ---
    but I like being turned
    into a game piece even less!
[09:51] ---
    Duh, why's that?
[09:53] ---
    Oh, now what?!
[09:56] ---
    Now, then, I think I'll go
    take a sweat in the bath...
[10:16] ---
    Okay, those memories are mine!
[10:24] ---
    "Disgaea"
[10:27] ---
    "Disgaea"
[10:34] ---
    Howdy, boys!
[10:38] ---
    What? I don't get it, why aren't they here?
[10:41] ---
    Oh, your memories aren't in there.
[10:45] ---
    I've been spotted, huh?
[10:49] ---
    If they aren't here, where are they?
[10:51] ---
    Oh, my, what's with this attitude?
    That isn't very ladylike.
[10:55] ---
    Hurry up and gimme back my memories,
    you double-dealing, mincing weirdo!
[10:59] ---
    Oh, I do so love being called double-dealing!
[11:04] ---
    You lying little worm! You sneak!
[11:07] ---
    Turds-for-brains! Go to hell!
[11:09] ---
    Oh, being called names feels so good!
[11:13] ---
    You're a dead man!
[11:14] ---
    Are you some kind of idiot?
[11:16] ---
    Anyway, how important could memories
    that you threw away possibly be?
[11:19] ---
    None of your business! Just give 'em back!
[11:21] ---
    I'd die of shame if embarrassing
    memories like those were made public!
[11:24] ---
    Perhaps, but since I found them,
    they belong to me now.
[11:27] ---
    I've separated your
    memories into three categories:
[11:29] ---
    Slightly Embarrassing Memories,
[11:30] ---
    Moderately Embarrassing Memories,
[11:32] ---
    and Extremely Embarrassing Memories.
[11:34] ---
    I've hidden them somewhere in the castle.
[11:38] ---
    Hidden where?!
[11:39] ---
    I can't tell you that.
[11:40] ---
    I need to have you continue to serve
    me as my faithful dog for a while yet.
[11:47] ---
    Why, you little... How much longer are
    you gonna keep exploiting my weakness?!
[11:51] ---
    You sleaze!
[11:53] ---
    Yes! Yell at me some more!
[11:55] ---
    Now we know the truth, Laharl! Etna was
    being blackmailed by that mincing demon!
[12:00] ---
    Maderas always was a coward who took
    advantage of his opponents' weaknesses.
[12:04] ---
    But that doesn't change
    the fact that Etna betrayed me.
[12:14] ---
    Oh, please, Lord Maderas,
    give me back my memories...!
[12:17] ---
    Just give me back my memories,
    I don't need any reward...!
[12:23] ---
    All right, toss the game board into
    the fireplace and burn it, Prince and all.
[12:28] ---
    With the Prince dead, the
    throne is as good as mine,
[12:32] ---
    and you will have your memories back.
[12:33] ---
    The two of us will live happily ever after.
[12:45] ---
    Well, you heard the man!
    Nothing personal, guys!
[12:55] ---
    Now my selection as the
    next Overlord is secure!
[12:58] ---
    Okay, now are you going
    to give me back my memories?
[13:01] ---
    Oh, is that what I said?
[13:05] ---
    Beauty!
[13:12] ---
    Wherever there are teardrops that fall
    upon the lovely flowers of the fields,
[13:16] ---
    my smile will be there to gently
[13:18] ---
    wipe them away like the wind!
    In flower language, I am--
[13:20] ---
    Who's that?
[13:21] ---
    I-I can't see a thing! I'm blind as a bat!
[13:25] ---
    All right, then! B-Beauty!
[13:41] ---
    Lord Maderas, all those embarrassing
    memories have us about to blow!
[13:45] ---
    You fools! Just tell her that the memories
    are in your heads, why don't you?!
[13:52] ---
    Oh, so you hid 'em inside
    the heads of these Prinnies, did you?
[13:59] ---
    All done! You can come
    out now, Highness! Flonne!
[14:04] ---
    Curse you, Etna! You betrayed me!
[14:06] ---
    Welcome to the club!
[14:07] ---
    Dood, I can't hold it in!
[14:08] ---
    I'm about to hurl!
[14:10] ---
    I wanna spill the beans, dood!
[14:14] ---
    Keeps your mouths shut!
[14:16] ---
    Seriously, we're about to blow, dood!
[14:28] ---
    Come forth, my minions! Defeat Laharl!
[14:41] ---
    It's a wonderful life!
[14:44] ---
    Peace on earth!
[14:47] ---
    Let's all be friends! Women,
    take the initiative!
[14:51] ---
    Laharl? Why are you losing
    your strength all of a sudden?
[14:54] ---
    Oh, that. The Prince has a problem
    with cheerful, progressive sayings.
[14:59] ---
    Now, my Progressive Sloganeering Squad!
    Finish him off!
[15:02] ---
    A warm, caring heart!
[15:05] ---
    The beauty of compassion!
[15:09] ---
    Self-sacrifice for the common good!
[15:14] ---
    Laharl!
[15:16] ---
    Heal!
[15:21] ---
    Laharl, hang in there!
[15:24] ---
    Joy and blessings to all!
[15:26] ---
    Glory and enthusiasm!
[15:30] ---
    Heal!
[15:32] ---
    Laharl, don't let them beat you!
[15:34] ---
    A loving heart!
    Strength through faith in others!
[15:37] ---
    Heal! Laharl, don't give up!
[15:40] ---
    Kindness and affection!
[15:42] ---
    Heal! C'mon, Laharl!
[15:44] ---
    A noble heart!
[15:46] ---
    Heal! Laharl, you can--
[15:48] ---
    Hey! Are you sure you're not
    just playing games with me?!
[15:51] ---
    I'm not playing games with you!
[15:53] ---
    But if you asked me if I was having
    fun, I'd be lying if I said I wasn't.
[15:56] ---
    I'll devote my life to keeping you safe!
    Let's keep on loving each other!
[16:00] ---
    To you I pledge my eternal love!
[16:04] ---
    That's wonderful!
    Those are my two favorite words!
[16:07] ---
    Eternal love!
[16:10] ---
    Are you trying to kill me, you loony angel?!
[16:13] ---
    How dare you spout off
    the words I hate more than--
[16:15] ---
    Eternal love! Eternal love!
[16:18] ---
    Eternal love! Eternal love!
[16:22] ---
    Love forever!
[16:24] ---
    Laharl! Hang in there!
[16:29] ---
    Highness, I'll give you a little
    going-away present before you die.
[16:32] ---
    You know the bun that Krichevskoy choked
    to death on? Well, I had it specially made.
[16:44] ---
    Now, here is today's question.
[16:47] ---
    Here we see two steamed buns of the damned.
[16:49] ---
    One of them is delicious,
    and one of them tastes terrible.
[16:53] ---
    Now, choose the delicious one.
[16:58] ---
    Never make a decision based on
    something's outward appearance, Laharl.
[17:03] ---
    See with your mind's eye.
[17:05] ---
    My mind's eye?
[17:06] ---
    Yes. You can be deceived by
    appearances and empty words,
[17:10] ---
    and relying on your eyes and ears
    alone give rise to doubt and indecision.
[17:13] ---
    Open your mind's eye,
    and you will see everything clearly.
[17:19] ---
    My mind's eye... My mind's eye...
[17:23] ---
    Which one did I choose back then?
[17:26] ---
    Which one...? Which one?
[17:29] ---
    Which was it?!
[17:41] ---
    Come on, Highness!
    Don't bother me over here!
[17:47] ---
    Now, then, Laharl! Meet the same
    pathetic end as your father did!
[17:52] ---
    Etna, you're no longer
    of any use to me, either.
[17:55] ---
    The three of you will eat
    these poisoned buns and die!
[18:03] ---
    You're through preying
    on my weaknesses, Maderas!
[18:06] ---
    And as much as I hate my father,
    nobody is allowed to badmouth him but me!
[18:12] ---
    The shoe's on the other foot, Maderas!
[18:15] ---
    Progressive Sloganeering Squad!
[18:20] ---
    Etna! What are you waiting for?!
[18:23] ---
    I command you! Kill Laharl!
[18:30] ---
    Why don't you do it yourself?
[18:32] ---
    I'll reveal your embarrassing secrets
    to the world! Is that what you want?!
[18:36] ---
    Do whatever you want.
[18:38] ---
    What did you say?
[18:40] ---
    You're the lowest of the low, you know that?!
[19:01] ---
    Two years ago, when King Krichevskoy died,
[19:04] ---
    I followed your orders and
    tried to poison the Prince.
[19:09] ---
    You poisoned Laharl?!
[19:11] ---
    That's right! So why isn't he dead?!
[19:14] ---
    Come to think of it, you only
    fell asleep, didn't you, Laharl?
[19:17] ---
    Exactly! Why did it only put you to sleep?!
[19:19] ---
    Because I'm me, that's why!
[19:22] ---
    Why...?
[19:24] ---
    I figured I could become Overlord if
    you were dead or just asleep, Highness.
[19:30] ---
    And so, I'm getting out from
    under your thumb as of today.
[19:34] ---
    From now on, I'm gonna
    live my life the way I see fit!
[19:37] ---
    That's telling him, Etna!
[19:40] ---
    Got it? The real reason I came here
[19:43] ---
    was because of a total bastard by the
    name of Maderas who ruined my life!
[19:47] ---
    And to exact my revenge on him
[19:48] ---
    in the most horrific way possible
    when the timing was right!
[19:53] ---
    We can't hold it in, dood!
[20:15] ---
    Where are we?
[20:16] ---
    I get the feeling that I've been exposed to
    something terribly, terribly embarrassing...
[20:21] ---
    Yeah.
[20:22] ---
    No!
[20:24] ---
    Don't you dare remember what you saw!
[20:26] ---
    Why, you!
[20:28] ---
    First you poison me, and
    then you use me as bait
[20:30] ---
    to lure out the guy you wanted revenge on!
[20:32] ---
    You're one hell of a vassal, you know that?!
[20:34] ---
    But Laharl, she was only...
[20:37] ---
    However!
[20:39] ---
    I can't say that I have a
    problem with what you did.
[20:44] ---
    Even if deep down I was thinking,
[20:46] ---
    "If only the Prince were dead,
    I could become Overlord"?
[20:49] ---
    Or even, "I'll tag along with the Prince,
    and if he ever proves to be
[20:54] ---
    unfit to be Overlord, Shlik!
    I'll stab him right in the back"?
[20:59] ---
    A true demon is always full of
    ambition and aiming for the top.
[21:05] ---
    A demon like you might just be worthy
[21:06] ---
    of being the mighty Laharl's
    most trusted retainer.
[21:13] ---
    What now?
[21:14] ---
    Right! Let's shake on
    it and be friends! There!
[21:17] ---
    Don't be an idiot! Let's go!
[21:23] ---
    Always look at things with your mind's eye.
[21:25] ---
    Both at steamed buns and
    at the world around you.
[21:29] ---
    And so, the answer is that
    both of them tasted terrible!
[21:32] ---
    Gotcha!
[21:35] ---
    One of these days...
[21:36] ---
    ...I'm gonna kill him!
[21:38] ---
    He's already dead, Highness.
[21:39] ---
    More to the point,
    what did you do with Maderas?
[21:42] ---
    Oh, I locked him inside that game!
[21:47] ---
    I've gotten my revenge now,
    so all's well that ends well, Highness!
[21:51] ---
    Like hell it is!
[21:53] ---
    Wait a minute, Highness!
[21:54] ---
    Take a look! Here's your reward money!
[21:57] ---
    What? Why didn't you say something sooner?!
[21:59] ---
    You can only look!
    I found it, so it belongs to me!
[22:04] ---
    What? How dare a vassal
    talk to me like that?!
[22:06] ---
    Shut up and hand it over!
[22:08] ---
    That reminds me, where do you
    suppose those three Prinnies went?
[22:16] ---
    Oh, one can't look at
    this memory without crying!
[22:19] ---
    What's this set like?
[22:21] ---
    This is incredible! I'm crying like a baby!
[22:24] ---
    Tears are such wonderful things!
[22:44] ---
    Aoi hiru ga meguru hoshi de
    toki no ruupu mezametara,
[22:51] ---
    chigau kokoro motta mono
    atsumareba nanika ga okiru yo.
[22:59] ---
    Yokubou de umeru no ka?
    Ai wa hito no tame ni ugoko no ka?
[23:07] ---
    Dotchi datte kamawanai yo, suki ni yaru dake.
[23:15] ---
    Hikari to kage kono sekai
    de subete ga imi aru egoisuto.
[23:23] ---
    Hitotsu hitotsu no kakera wa
    sou baransu wo ninai ikiteru.
[23:31] ---
    Omou no mama, kokoro no mama
    ni ima wa onaji sora no shita
[23:43] ---
    hikari to kage wa kurikaesu.
[23:47] ---
    Chain react
[23:59] ---
    Big brother...!
[24:01] ---
    I've missed you for so,
    so long, big brother!
[24:06] ---
    What's with you? You're creeping me out!
[24:07] ---
    Big brother, from now on, we're gonna
    be together forever and ever and ever!
[24:13] ---
    Damn it, who's this "big brother"
    you keep talking about?!
[24:16] ---
    Next time on Disgaea!
    "Netherworld Siblings"!
[24:22] ---
    Big brother!
[24:23] ---
    "Next time: Netherworld Siblings "
[24:24] ---
    Stop doing that!

7 - Netherworld Siblings

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[00:09] ---
    "Disgaea"
[00:13] ---
    It's like I'm tied up tight
    by the sighs of love.
[00:19] ---
    I can't break free no
    matter what spell I try.
[00:26] ---
    Tranquil eyes that conceal sorrow behind them
[00:31] ---
    throw my heart into turmoil
    more than they ought to.
[00:39] ---
    You mean more to me than I do,
[00:45] ---
    even though we both
    refuse to admit to our feelings.
[00:51] ---
    You're the one for me.
    I don't care if you're a demon.
[00:58] ---
    Oh, this is a miracle
    that I've stumbled upon.
[01:04] ---
    Even these wounds that never fade,
    even this profound karma.
[01:11] ---
    Oh, I'll give you my love.
[01:14] ---
    Time and again, no matter where you are.
[01:22] ---
    I'll give you my love.
[01:53] ---
    Welcome to the saloon!
[01:59] ---
    My, how rude!
[02:01] ---
    Table for a party of three!
[02:05] ---
    "Netherworld Siblings"
[02:12] ---
    It's too early in the
    morning to have something
[02:13] ---
    that disgusting shoved in my face...
[02:15] ---
    I think I'm going to throw up.
[02:17] ---
    Hi! Boo-Boop-Be-Doo!
[02:21] ---
    Hello, Mr. Gordon! Good morning!
[02:23] ---
    You're working here this time?
[02:25] ---
    You still haven't earned
    enough to pay your repair bill?
[02:28] ---
    Oh, don't you worry about us!
    We'll have enough any day now!
[02:34] ---
    By the way, Prince, I had no
    idea that you had a little sister.
[02:37] ---
    What?!
[02:39] ---
    A little sister?!
[02:41] ---
    Um... This is the first
    that I've heard of this.
[02:43] ---
    Of course it is! I don't
    have a little sister!
[02:47] ---
    Really? But we met her yesterday.
[02:50] ---
    She saved us when we were about
    to be mugged by a gang of delinquents.
[02:54] ---
    This has to be some kind of mistake.
[02:56] ---
    Extra! Extra, dood!
[02:59] ---
    In a shocking turn of events, Krichevskoy
    had another child besides Prince Laharl!
[03:04] ---
    What did you say?!
[03:08] ---
    Are you okay, Prinny?
[03:14] ---
    Wha--?
[03:16] ---
    I am Maharl, rightful heir to
    King Krichevskoy, the previous Overlord.
[03:22] ---
    In my father's place, I will
    restore order to the Netherworld!
[03:26] ---
    Yes, that's the girl!
[03:29] ---
    What do you think? Doesn't she
    look just like the Prince here?
[03:32] ---
    This is such an obvious trick...
[03:35] ---
    Doesn't she have a ferocious look in her eye?
[03:38] ---
    She looks like she was born to be Overlord.
[03:41] ---
    I wonder who's more powerful, her or Laharl?
[03:43] ---
    10 HL on Laharl!
[03:44] ---
    20 on the kid sister!
[03:46] ---
    Gosh, I can't believe that you
    have a little sister, Laharl...
[03:50] ---
    I bet you're dying to meet her!
    Or even for a glimpse of her!
[03:52] ---
    Didn't I just tell you that
    I don't have a sister?!
[03:55] ---
    I don't want my vassals
    buying into this nonsense, too!
[03:58] ---
    Hey, junkheap! Get in gear and
    go bring me something to eat!
[04:02] ---
    Y-Yes, sir!
[04:12] ---
    Speak of the devil! It's the Prince's sister!
[04:15] ---
    Maharl?
[04:16] ---
    Wow, are we in for a tearjerker
    first meeting here?!
[04:19] ---
    This oughta be good!
[04:23] ---
    Help me, Laharl...
[04:25] ---
    Please, you have to hide me, big brother...
[04:32] ---
    I don't know you.
[04:37] ---
    Maharl's collapsed!
[04:40] ---
    Are you all right?
[04:41] ---
    Ignore her. I don't want any trouble.
[04:44] ---
    How can you say such a thing?!
[04:45] ---
    She's your one and only
    little sister, isn't she?
[04:54] ---
    That sound! It's the Netherworld Emperors!
[04:55] ---
    Oh, my! Are they really important people?
[04:57] ---
    They're a backwoods biker gang.
[05:00] ---
    But he said they were emperors.
[05:03] ---
    They were put out of business
    during King Krichevskoy's reign,
[05:06] ---
    but they've been making a comeback recently.
[05:08] ---
    The Netherworld Emperors...
[05:14] ---
    Um, hello? What's the matter?
[05:26] ---
    You don't suppose that she's being
    chased by these people, do you?
[05:29] ---
    She ran in here,
    no doubt about it. Look for her.
[05:34] ---
    Just a moment! Who gave you permission
    to enter this establishment?!
[05:38] ---
    We reserve the right to
    refuse service to bike gangs!
[05:40] ---
    Please leave.
[05:42] ---
    Stand aside.
[05:44] ---
    This is all the screen time we get?!
[05:46] ---
    We have to catch her
    while we have the chance.
[05:49] ---
    Hey, did a pint-sized kid come in here?
[05:52] ---
    We're looking for a little girl named Maharl.
[05:54] ---
    The thing is, we're certain
    that she ran into this bar...
[05:58] ---
    Are you sure you haven't seen her?
[06:00] ---
    Anyone who hides her
    will be shown no mercy!
[06:04] ---
    We'll talk, we'll talk! Actually, she's--
[06:07] ---
    With God as my witness, I swear
    that there is no girl under this table!
[06:14] ---
    Flonne, could you be any more obvious?
[06:18] ---
    Stand aside!
[06:19] ---
    I won't! No one is
    hiding underneath this table!
[06:22] ---
    Oh, give it a rest!
    Get out of the way, already!
[06:25] ---
    No one is under here!
[06:27] ---
    Stop it, you're kicking up dust!
    I'm eating here!
[06:30] ---
    So, you must be Laharl.
[06:32] ---
    You bested us when last we met,
    but this time will be different!
[06:36] ---
    Friends of yours?
[06:37] ---
    I dunno.
[06:38] ---
    What?!
[06:39] ---
    The two things that annoy
    me more than anything else
[06:42] ---
    is being bothered when I'm
    sleeping and when I'm eating!
[06:47] ---
    It isn't you that we're after.
    Please accept our apologies.
[06:52] ---
    We'll leave for now out of deference to you.
[06:56] ---
    Let's go.
[07:10] ---
    Thank you for saving me, big brother.
[07:14] ---
    Stop calling me that. And for one thing,
    I don't recall "saving" you.
[07:18] ---
    I chased them off because they
    were interrupting my meal, that's all.
[07:21] ---
    Say what you will, you've sure
    turned into a real softie lately.
[07:25] ---
    Given the circumstances, don't you think
    we should take Maharl under our protection?
[07:32] ---
    Fine, whatever.
[07:35] ---
    What in the world are
    you thinking, Highness?!
[07:38] ---
    The ability to show
    kindness to demons has finally
[07:40] ---
    begun to blossom in your heart!
[07:42] ---
    Now that that's settled, let's go.
    I can't eat in peace here.
[07:49] ---
    As if. You ate everything in sight.
[07:53] ---
    Here's another question, then. Where did
    King Krichevskoy and your mother meet?
[07:59] ---
    Where my mommy works!
[08:00] ---
    Where's that?
[08:01] ---
    The Black Garden!
[08:02] ---
    My, what a beautiful name!
[08:05] ---
    What do they do there?
[08:06] ---
    It's a place where you can talk
    to girls while you have a drink!
[08:10] ---
    But it's with a different girl each time,
    and the men have to buy the girl's drink.
[08:16] ---
    Sometimes, they buy them presents, too.
[08:18] ---
    I get it! I get it, so please stop!
[08:21] ---
    What's the matter, Etna?
    You should be more patient.
[08:25] ---
    Um, won't they see us
    on a busy street like this?
[08:29] ---
    But Laharl told us to sit here.
[08:32] ---
    It's what they call
    "hiding in plain sight," get it?
[08:35] ---
    We're actually less conspicuous out here.
[08:37] ---
    Oh, big brother said to stay here, did he?
[08:40] ---
    We can stay out here in the open, then.
[08:42] ---
    Uppity little pipsqueak...
[08:44] ---
    Highness, why are you playing
    along with this little fake?
[08:50] ---
    I can hear every word you say about me!
[08:54] ---
    She's just like the Prince,
    right down to his killer hearing...
[08:58] ---
    What did you say about me?
[09:02] ---
    Live it up while you still can.
[09:04] ---
    What do you hope to gain by
    pretending to be my sister?
[09:08] ---
    I'm gonna find out what you're really up to.
[09:10] ---
    Big brother!
[09:12] ---
    S-Stop calling me that!
[09:15] ---
    So anyway, are you hungry?
[09:17] ---
    It's my treat, so name anything,
    and I'll get it for you.
[09:22] ---
    Oh, Laharl! I'm so proud
    of all this brotherly love!
[09:25] ---
    He's lulling her into a
    false sense of security.
[09:27] ---
    His plan is to be nice to her to
    find out why she came to him.
[09:31] ---
    I wanna eat pickled dragon skin!
[09:35] ---
    Pickled dragon skin?! But that's one of the
    three great delicacies of the Netherworld!
[09:39] ---
    Even I haven't eaten that before!
[09:41] ---
    Is it that expensive?
[09:44] ---
    Sure, it's expensive, all right!
    But it's also illegal!
[09:48] ---
    Pick something else.
[09:49] ---
    But you said I could have anything I wanted!
[09:52] ---
    And pickled dragon skin is what I want!
[09:54] ---
    I wanna eat pickled dragon skin!
[09:57] ---
    Is that kid serious?
[09:59] ---
    If she eats pickled dragon skin, she'll be...
[10:04] ---
    Move it! Come on, hurry!
[10:08] ---
    Hey, cook. You have any pickled dragon skin?
[10:12] ---
    Do you have any pickled dragon skin?
[10:14] ---
    Do you--
[10:18] ---
    Youngster.
[10:20] ---
    If you're looking for pickled dragon skin,
    I just happen to have one piece left.
[10:24] ---
    Excellent! I owe you one, old man!
[10:27] ---
    What's wrong?
[10:28] ---
    Well, the thing is...
[10:31] ---
    I feel like eating something
    that's plain and simple now.
[10:37] ---
    Are you jerking me around, kid?!
[10:40] ---
    Well, I don't feel like eating it anymore.
[10:43] ---
    Your plan was to butter her up,
[10:45] ---
    but she's totally taking you
    for a ride, isn't she, Highness?
[10:48] ---
    Be quiet! Call in the Prinnies!
[10:51] ---
    I'm stuffed!
[10:54] ---
    So busy!
[10:55] ---
    So busy!
[10:57] ---
    I expect dessert next, got it?!
[11:00] ---
    She's taking you for a ride!
    She's taking you for a ride!
[11:02] ---
    Who asked you?!
[11:03] ---
    Don't you know how to do anything?!
[11:06] ---
    The non-recyclable trash goes over there,
    and the recyclable trash goes over there!
[11:09] ---
    Make sure it's properly
    sorted before you throw it out!
[11:10] ---
    You're making me very cross!
[11:14] ---
    Great, we have another nutjob
    to deal with, dood...
[11:16] ---
    Prince Laharl sure has
    trouble with girls, dood...
[11:18] ---
    She's taking you for a ride!
    She's taking you for a ride!
[11:21] ---
    Shut up!
[11:23] ---
    I can't walk any farther!
    My feet hurt, big brother!
[11:27] ---
    Why do I have to do this?
[11:29] ---
    She's literally taking you for a ride!
    She's literally taking you for a ride!
[11:33] ---
    I want that! Get it for me!
[11:35] ---
    Why should I have to do that?
[11:37] ---
    Because you're my vassal, that's why!
[11:40] ---
    Um, I'm not your vassal, Maharl, I'm--
[11:43] ---
    My big brother's vassals
    are by definition my vassals!
[11:46] ---
    Gosh, she sounds just like
    a certain someone I know...
[11:50] ---
    Buy me things!
[11:51] ---
    Taiyaki!
[11:53] ---
    Forcing an angel to do my
    bidding is oh such fun!
[12:00] ---
    What's taking you so long, you people?!
    Over here! Over here!
[12:04] ---
    If you don't hurry, I'm gonna get into
    the bath first and hog it all to myself!
[12:07] ---
    Highness, are you gonna keep
    letting her jerk you around like this?
[12:11] ---
    Of course I'm not...
[12:13] ---
    Time for a change of plan.
[12:23] ---
    "Disgaea"
[12:26] ---
    "Disgaea"
[12:40] ---
    Big brother? Are you asleep?
[12:43] ---
    Yes.
[12:44] ---
    I had a scary dream... Can I sleep with you?
[12:47] ---
    Any demon who's scared of a little
    nightmare will never be a good Overlord.
[12:52] ---
    Yay!
[12:53] ---
    I'm so happy! I've been dying to do this.
[12:57] ---
    I've felt lonely ever since I found
    out that I had a big brother.
[13:01] ---
    Whenever you feel lonely, you'd do
    well to remember our old man's words.
[13:04] ---
    You do remember, don't you?
[13:06] ---
    Of course I do! "Act like a demon!"
[13:09] ---
    Right?
[13:09] ---
    T-That's right.
[13:11] ---
    How could I forget that?
    It's something that our dear old daddy said.
[13:16] ---
    Big brother, where do you
    suppose the "Black Lizard's Tail" is?
[13:20] ---
    You know, the most secret of all the
    treasures passed down in the royal--
[13:23] ---
    How did you--
[13:24] ---
    You don't know?
[13:25] ---
    No. My old man was the only one who knew,
    but he died before he could tell me.
[13:29] ---
    So now I'm looking for it like everyone else.
[13:33] ---
    Wouldn't it be great if you found it?
[13:35] ---
    Do you carry that doll everywhere you go?
[13:37] ---
    I sure do. After all, it's a
    memento from my mommy.
[13:40] ---
    My mommy...
[13:47] ---
    A memento, huh?
[13:49] ---
    Big brother...
[13:53] ---
    Well played. You're more
    formidable than I thought...
[14:12] ---
    Oh, for crying out loud! How come those
    two are all buddy-buddy all of a sudden?
[14:19] ---
    I've loved you for as long
    as I can remember, big brother!
[14:25] ---
    Maharl...
[14:31] ---
    I feel sick! I feel sick! I feel sick!
[14:33] ---
    Then maybe you oughta puke
    and get it out of your system, dood.
[14:37] ---
    That's not what I meant!
[14:40] ---
    What's all the ruckus in here?
[14:43] ---
    We were ordered by the great Maharl
    to clean the place, that's what!
[14:46] ---
    By Maharl?
[14:47] ---
    C'mon... You don't actually believe that
    she's really your sister, do you, Highness?
[14:52] ---
    She knew my old man's favorite saying,
[14:54] ---
    and she even knew
    about the Black Lizard's Tail.
[14:57] ---
    How could she know that? Where did
    she get that intel?! Who told her?!
[15:00] ---
    I wish I knew. She's my enemy,
    but she's earned my respect.
[15:03] ---
    I almost wish she was my vassal.
[15:04] ---
    Oh, it'd be silly for you to make
    your little sister into a vassal...
[15:07] ---
    Get it through your thick skull!
    She's not his little sister!
[15:19] ---
    Laharl! She has a terrible fever!
[15:21] ---
    I want to have some of daddy's
    homemade porridge of the damned...
[15:27] ---
    You even know about that?
[15:33] ---
    This is your father's special porridge.
[15:37] ---
    Eat this, and you'll feel better in no time.
[15:48] ---
    Whoa! Highness, you can cook?!
[15:50] ---
    Demons actually eat this stuff...?
    The power of love is strong, indeed...
[15:55] ---
    Porridge... Yummy...
[15:59] ---
    I'm glad to hear it.
[16:01] ---
    This is porridge that your big brother
    made from scratch all by himself.
[16:05] ---
    Have some more.
[16:06] ---
    What a touching scene!
[16:08] ---
    Maybe, but I have no idea
    what the Prince is thinking...
[16:12] ---
    How much of this is part of his plan?!
[16:17] ---
    Big brother... Big brother...
[16:22] ---
    Come with me! Come with me!
[16:24] ---
    Hey, just because you're
    feeling better doesn't mean that--
[16:26] ---
    I want you to see something, that's all!
[16:29] ---
    Look at that! See?
[16:32] ---
    Well, well, if it isn't the Mid-Boss.
[16:34] ---
    My goodness, what an enchanting
    mademoiselle you have on your arm.
[16:38] ---
    I'm Maharl, his sister.
[16:40] ---
    His sister?!
[16:43] ---
    Pardon me if this seems out of turn,
    but what might your mother's name be?
[16:48] ---
    No, forget I asked! Don't tell me!
[16:50] ---
    I don't want to know! I don't want to know!
[16:52] ---
    What are you getting so agitated about?
[16:55] ---
    Is this man always like this?
[16:57] ---
    Yeah. Don't talk to him,
    his stupidity is contagious.
[17:00] ---
    Come on, let's go.
[17:03] ---
    Wait!
[17:11] ---
    H-Her doll moved!
[17:14] ---
    Don't be stupid!
    You're just a dumb old Mid-Boss!
[17:17] ---
    B-But it--
[17:19] ---
    Come on, let's go.
[17:22] ---
    See?! It just looked at me!
[17:26] ---
    What a strange man.
[17:31] ---
    Oh, she isn't back yet?
[17:35] ---
    It sure is peaceful around here
    without that little terror around, isn't it?
[17:38] ---
    Who knows, maybe she found herself
    a new "big brother" somewhere!
[17:45] ---
    Come to think of it,
    Flonne isn't around, either.
[17:49] ---
    Bad news, dood! Real bad!
    It's a challenge letter!
[17:52] ---
    It's a challenge letter
    addressed to you, Prince Laharl!
[17:55] ---
    Challenge letter?
[17:59] ---
    "Your sister is in our custody.
[18:01] ---
    If you wish her returned to you,
    come to the Netherworld Mines!"
[18:04] ---
    Signed, the Netherworld Emperors.
[18:06] ---
    The Netherworld Emperors?!
[18:07] ---
    No way am I going to let that
    bunch of bumpkin bikers interfere,
[18:10] ---
    not after I've played along
    with her scheme for so long!
[18:16] ---
    Maharl! Where are you?
[18:19] ---
    Maharl, you said that you had something
    that you wanted to ask me about!
[18:23] ---
    This is the right place, isn't it?
[18:27] ---
    Aieee! It's the Netherworld Emperors!
    Somebody help me!
[18:34] ---
    We're not bears, lady!
[18:36] ---
    Anyway, do you seriously think
    that anyone will come to your rescue
[18:39] ---
    just because you're doing that old-school
    "damsel in distress" screaming?
[18:41] ---
    Hold it right there!
[18:43] ---
    What the...?
[18:45] ---
    Beauty!
[18:47] ---
    The five of you assaulting one
    lonely mademoiselle is hardly fair!
[18:49] ---
    How uncouth!
[18:52] ---
    There aren't five of us!
[18:55] ---
    Maharl?
[18:56] ---
    I didn't expect to meet you
    again in a place like this!
[19:01] ---
    I'll pretend I didn't see you! Buh-bye!
[19:04] ---
    Good grief...
[19:05] ---
    He didn't come to save me?
[19:08] ---
    You leave me no choice!
[19:10] ---
    I'll do whatever I can to protect
    myself and Maharl from-- Aieee!
[19:15] ---
    Look, that "damsel in distress" screaming
[19:18] ---
    isn't going to make
    anybody come to your rescue!
[19:20] ---
    Hold it right there!
[19:24] ---
    Hand over my little sister!
    We have unfinished business!
[19:30] ---
    You're not here to save me?
[19:32] ---
    Now! As long as we have zis woman,
    he can't lay a finger on us!
[19:38] ---
    What's with the accent?! More to
    the point, what the heck is going on?!
[19:42] ---
    So, just when I thought
    you'd shown your true colors,
[19:45] ---
    it turns out that you all were in cahoots!
[19:47] ---
    Highness, you had me convinced
    that you had fallen for her trap!
[19:49] ---
    If you can't see through a ruse like
    zis, you're not fit to be ze Overlord!
[19:53] ---
    Listen up, everyone!
[19:55] ---
    Put ze screws to Laharl
[19:56] ---
    and force him to tell us ze location
    of ze Black Lizard's Tail!
[20:01] ---
    Right!
[20:20] ---
    Big brother!
[20:22] ---
    Those bad people were threatening me,
    and they forced me to trick you!
[20:28] ---
    I couldn't possibly be
    part of their gang, right?
[20:32] ---
    You know that, don't you, big brother?!
[20:34] ---
    Whoa, she's selling 'em out!
[20:36] ---
    This is unforgivable.
[20:38] ---
    I had no idea that she was
    capable of such treachery...
[20:44] ---
    Big brother, help--
[20:51] ---
    Big brother, you big kidder...
[20:53] ---
    Well, this sucks.
[20:55] ---
    It's sad beyond words that we've been
    led by someone like her for so long...
[21:00] ---
    Let's just get out of here.
[21:02] ---
    What a terrible thing to do!
    Frying your own little sister like this!
[21:05] ---
    This is too much, even for you!
[21:07] ---
    Haven't you been listening to a single
    word that's been said around here, lady?!
[21:12] ---
    I admire your fiendishness,
[21:14] ---
    knowing so much about my father
    and managing to fool me for so long.
[21:19] ---
    For that alone, I'll let
    you go just this once.
[21:23] ---
    Now go! Run before I change my mind!
    I don't care where!
[21:27] ---
    What's this, a heartwarming
    scene of brotherly love?
[21:29] ---
    I think I'm gonna cry, "big brother"!
[21:35] ---
    Look out!
[21:41] ---
    What's going on around here?
[21:43] ---
    Your little sister is a...
[21:52] ---
    Curses, I was so close!
[21:53] ---
    Zis is all your fault,
    you fool of a Mid-Boss!
[21:57] ---
    There are still many things in this world
    that are best left unknown, Mademoiselle!
[22:03] ---
    Oh, thank goodness
    she wasn't my love-child!
[22:06] ---
    Take me back! Turn us around, Mid-Boss!
[22:09] ---
    You blithering fool!
[22:11] ---
    Pardon me for being a fool!
[22:17] ---
    What is this, "Punk'd: Netherworld Edition"?
[22:18] ---
    Still, it sure knew a
    lot about you, Laharl...
[22:21] ---
    Yeah, talk about strange...
[22:44] ---
    If people ever notice the cycle of time on
    this world where blue skies come and go,
[22:52] ---
    something's bound to happen when
    people with different outlooks get together.
[23:00] ---
    Will we be buried by our desires?
    Will love come and save the day?
[23:08] ---
    Either way, it doesn't matter to me.
    I'm gonna do as I please.
[23:15] ---
    Light and shadow, egoists for whom
    everything in the world has meaning,
[23:23] ---
    every little fragment lives his life
    with the balance on their shoulders.
[23:31] ---
    Doing whatever we want,
    having it exactly the way we want it.
[23:39] ---
    Right now, under the same sky,
[23:43] ---
    light and shadow repeat again and again.
[23:48] ---
    Chain react
[23:59] ---
    Next time! 30 minutes of the Prinnies,
    by the Prinnies, and for the Prinnies!
[24:03] ---
    In a word, it's "Pringer X" next week, dood!
[24:07] ---
    Prinnies sing! Prinnies dance!
    Prinnies twirl about!
[24:11] ---
    Get drunk off the melody of love
    that the Prinnies will play!
[24:15] ---
    I'm so excited about this, dood!
    We finally get to be the stars!
[24:18] ---
    Next time on Disgaea!
[24:21] ---
    "The Prinnies' Longest Day, Dood!"
[24:23] ---
    "Next Time:
    The Prinnies' Longest Day, Dood!"
[24:24] ---
    Don't miss it, all you Prinny
    fanboys and girls out there!

8 - The Prinnies' Longest Day, Dood!

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[00:09] ---
    "Disgaea"
[00:13] ---
    Ai no tameiki ni shibarareteru mitai.
[00:19] ---
    Donna jumon de mo hodokenai no yo.
[00:26] ---
    Urei wo hisometa shizuka na hitomi ga
[00:31] ---
    yokei ni kokoro kakimidashiteku.
[00:39] ---
    Sunao ja nai watashi yori motto
[00:45] ---
    sunao ja nai anata ga itoshii.
[00:51] ---
    Anata ga ii no, akuma de mo ii.
[00:58] ---
    Ah, ima meguriaeta kiseki.
[01:04] ---
    Kienai kizu mo, fukai karuma mo.
[01:11] ---
    Ah aishitageru,
[01:14] ---
    doko ni ite mo nando demo.
[01:22] ---
    Aishitageru.
[01:35] ---
    Damn it, how come I'm stuck with
    doing the cleaning around here?!
[01:40] ---
    Stupid Prinnies!
[01:44] ---
    Ow...
[01:46] ---
    I'm sorry!
[01:48] ---
    What's all this, Flonne?
[01:50] ---
    Well, the dirty laundry has been piling up.
[01:53] ---
    Did the Prinnies go on strike again?
[01:56] ---
    No matter how many times I call them,
    they don't show up. Watch this.
[02:00] ---
    Prinnies! Front and center!
[02:05] ---
    See?
[02:06] ---
    "See?", my butt!
[02:08] ---
    Just how long do you expect me
    to go without a decent meal?
[02:12] ---
    Are you trying to starve me to death?!
[02:14] ---
    What about the food
    that Flonne made for you?
[02:16] ---
    You call that food?
[02:19] ---
    Guess it depends on your definition...
[02:23] ---
    That's so mean! Admittedly, I'm not
    very confident about the taste...
[02:27] ---
    Anyway, get out there and find the Prinnies,
    and then have them cook me dinner!
[02:39] ---
    What is all this stuff?
[02:40] ---
    Garbage that's been piling up, I guess.
[02:42] ---
    Sheesh, it sure is a hassle
    without the Prinnies around....
[02:45] ---
    Throw it out.
[02:46] ---
    --Sure.
[02:46] ---
    --Sure.
[02:47] ---
    "The Prinnies' Longest Day, Dood!"
[02:55] ---
    Heave ho, heave ho, heave ho...
[02:59] ---
    Highness, quit lounging around
    up there and give us a hand!
[03:03] ---
    I came along to look for the Prinnies.
    When I find them, they're going to regret it.
[03:09] ---
    Still, what do you think happened?
    Why would they all leave at once?
[03:12] ---
    It didn't happen all at once.
[03:14] ---
    At first, they came to me one
    by one, saying stuff like,
[03:16] ---
    "Can I have some time off, dood?"
[03:19] ---
    I blew 'em off, and before I knew it,
    they'd all vanished. It's crazy.
[03:22] ---
    Etna, look at that!
[03:26] ---
    C'mon, people, how are you
    supposed to walk down the street
[03:29] ---
    if you fill it with trash?
[03:36] ---
    That was some good thinking, Laharl!
[03:38] ---
    All right, let's go.
[03:40] ---
    Who dares?! Don't they know
    that I'm the great Overlord Laharl?!
[03:53] ---
    Looks like they're saying
    the same things as us, Highness.
[03:56] ---
    Do you suppose that the Prinnies
    vanished from here, too?
[04:05] ---
    At this rate, it won't be long before the
    Netherworld is up to its eyeballs in trash.
[04:14] ---
    Where do you think you're going?
[04:16] ---
    I'm sorry, dood! Have mercy!
[04:19] ---
    What are you people planning?
[04:22] ---
    Planning? Who, us?
    Um... Why, that's a good question!
[04:25] ---
    Where am I, dood? Who am I, dood?
[04:28] ---
    Can't breathe, dood...
[04:30] ---
    No, Laharl! You mustn't be
    so rough with the Prinnies!
[04:34] ---
    Where are the other Prinnies?!
[04:37] ---
    You know, don't you? Look, I think it's
    in your own best interests to start talking.
[04:47] ---
    So heavy... Can't take much more, dood...
[04:49] ---
    Shut your beak and take us to the others!
[04:51] ---
    I feel bad for him, Laharl.
[04:53] ---
    Then maybe you should
    get out and walk, Flonne.
[04:54] ---
    Well, um... I'm starving, too,
    so I can't walk another step.
[05:09] ---
    So long, doods!
[05:12] ---
    Ow, dood!
[05:16] ---
    Should've known better, dood...
[05:22] ---
    Prinny, are you all right?!
[05:25] ---
    What's going on down there?
[05:42] ---
    Wow, look at all the Prinnies down there!
[05:44] ---
    Where do you think they're all going?
[05:49] ---
    To that island, looks like.
[05:52] ---
    This is rebellion against the Netherworld!
[05:54] ---
    No, even worse! It's a rebellion
    against Laharl, the next Overlord!
[05:59] ---
    Highness, I think the first order of business
    should be to find out what they're up to!
[06:03] ---
    You'll still have plenty of time to
    blow them to smithereens afterwards!
[06:07] ---
    I've found you, Prince!
[06:09] ---
    The time has finally come for, Gordon,
    the 37th Defender of Earth and his sidekicks
[06:12] ---
    to settle this once and for all!
[06:14] ---
    Let's see what you've got!
[06:16] ---
    --Come on!
[06:16] ---
    --Come on!
[06:17] ---
    You traitorous Prinnies,
    prepare to be shown the error of your ways!
[06:20] ---
    Wha--?
[06:21] ---
    Oh, dear.
[06:22] ---
    I'm sorry! It looks like Laharl doesn't
    have time to play with you right now.
[06:27] ---
    More to the point, why do you
    always have such bad timing? Bye bye!
[06:31] ---
    Why? Was there something
    wrong with our pose?
[06:34] ---
    How about this one? Or maybe this one?
[06:38] ---
    We did it! It's perfect!
[06:40] ---
    You look wonderful in that, Laharl!
[06:42] ---
    You're the spitting image of a Prinny,
    no ifs, ands, or buts!
[06:45] ---
    Way to go, master of disguise!
[06:46] ---
    Are you two mocking me?!
[06:48] ---
    Not at all! The only way to sneak onto
    that island without arousing any suspicion
[06:51] ---
    is to mix in with the Prinnies!
[06:54] ---
    See? We have disguises, too!
[06:55] ---
    Actually, I had hoped to make mine a
    little cuter by adding ribbons and frills.
[07:00] ---
    Let's go. If this goes on much longer,
    I won't be able to stand upright.
[07:06] ---
    All aboard, doods!
[07:07] ---
    Wait!
[07:10] ---
    Pardon us. Coming through.
[07:12] ---
    Sorry, everyone!
[07:14] ---
    Whew, we made it...
[07:16] ---
    I was worried for a second there...
[07:19] ---
    Hey. Hey!
[07:21] ---
    Something the matter, Highness?
[07:24] ---
    Why does my disguise only have a head?!
[07:26] ---
    Um... I kinda miscalculated on the budget.
[07:29] ---
    But it looks wonderful!
[07:31] ---
    Sure does!
[07:32] ---
    Are you three doods really Prinnies?
[07:36] ---
    What? Why do you ask?
[07:38] ---
    You doods talk funny.
[07:40] ---
    Yeah, dood! It's weird!
[07:42] ---
    There's nothing weird
    about us at all! Um, "doods."
[07:45] ---
    Of course we're Prinnies, doods!
[07:47] ---
    We're all one big happy
    Prinny family here, right, dood?
[07:49] ---
    Ha ha ha, dood!
[07:51] ---
    Set sail, dood!
[07:58] ---
    Why isn't our size raising any eyebrows?
[08:00] ---
    Sshh! Well, they are Prinnies, dood.
[08:02] ---
    Put a "dood" at the end, dood!
[08:05] ---
    Dood.
[08:33] ---
    It's like a big festival or something, dood.
[08:35] ---
    Why do you think is about to happen, dood?
[08:37] ---
    Doods! Our day has come at last!
[08:40] ---
    We're not gonna let 'em work
    us like slaves anymore, doods!
[08:43] ---
    Join together and achieve victory, doods!
[08:46] ---
    Right on, dood!
[08:47] ---
    For one thing, the demons are stupid!
[08:50] ---
    If they think we're gonna be their
    obedient little Prinnies forever,
[08:54] ---
    they're in for a nasty surprise, doods!
[08:55] ---
    Right on, dood!
[08:57] ---
    What did he say?!
[08:58] ---
    Dood! I see we have a stouthearted
    fellow Prinny with us today!
[09:02] ---
    We can expect great things from this dood!
[09:07] ---
    Tomorrow is zero hour, dood!
[09:09] ---
    Fight alongside us, dood!
[09:10] ---
    Which moron have you been serving, dood?
[09:14] ---
    Keep your hands off me!
[09:21] ---
    What are you feathered
    clowns planning to do?
[09:24] ---
    --Dood!
[09:24] ---
    --Dood!
[09:25] ---
    What?
[09:30] ---
    What's the big idea?
[09:32] ---
    He's had too much to drink, doods!
[09:34] ---
    You stinker! When you're drunk, the first
    thing you do is try to pick a fight, dood!
[09:36] ---
    We're sorry we caused a scene, doods!
[09:39] ---
    Hey! Where are you taking me?!
    What do you think you're doing?!
[09:41] ---
    --Dood!
[09:41] ---
    --Dood!
[09:45] ---
    How dare you treat me like
    some common drunkard?!
[09:49] ---
    I don't care how powerful you are, Highness!
    Ticking off that many Prinnies is a bad idea!
[09:54] ---
    Besides, the fireball you conjured
    up wasn't as big as usual, dood.
[09:58] ---
    You don't need to keep talking like that.
[10:00] ---
    Oh.
[10:01] ---
    I'm so hungry that I'm at my limit.
[10:04] ---
    Desperate times call for desperate measures!
    Make me something to eat!
[10:07] ---
    In that case, I'll--
[10:09] ---
    Not you!
[10:13] ---
    You three doods are spies, aren't you?!
[10:15] ---
    We have you completely surrounded!
    You have nowhere to run, dood!
[10:19] ---
    Now, doods! Attack!
[10:21] ---
    Yeah, dood!
[10:26] ---
    Laharl, what are we going to do?
[10:36] ---
    "Disgaea"
[10:40] ---
    "Disgaea"
[10:55] ---
    I don't believe it!
    They've set the place on fire!
[10:58] ---
    Laharl!
[10:59] ---
    I don't have the energy...
[11:02] ---
    In that case, allow me!
[11:03] ---
    Be restored, strength of love!
[11:07] ---
    Um, there doesn't seem
    to be any light coming out...
[11:09] ---
    Sorry, I'm really hungry, too.
[11:14] ---
    We're in a real pinch here!
[11:17] ---
    You can escape through here!
[11:19] ---
    This way!
[11:22] ---
    Who are you?
[11:26] ---
    Hurry!
[11:35] ---
    I'm glad to see that you are safe.
[11:41] ---
    Oh, so you were the one who rescued us.
    I don't know how to thank you.
[11:46] ---
    Haven't I seen you somewhere before?
    You're one of my vassals, aren't you?
[11:50] ---
    Follow me.
[11:51] ---
    Hey, wait!
[11:56] ---
    Where are you taking us?
[11:58] ---
    Please watch your step.
[12:08] ---
    What is this, a secret base?
[12:10] ---
    Oh! This must be one of
    those "secret hideout" things!
[12:13] ---
    You know, like in the spy movies!
    This is so exciting!
[12:15] ---
    I don't care what it is, just bring me food!
[12:22] ---
    Delicious!
[12:24] ---
    I'm moved beyond words to be able to eat
    a decent meal again... It's been so long!
[12:28] ---
    And I'm moved to tears over meeting
    a decent vassal for the first time in ages.
[12:32] ---
    But I have to ask, why did you save us?
[12:41] ---
    What is taking shape here is nothing
    less than a Prinny coup d'etat.
[12:47] ---
    They hope to overthrow the Netherworld
    that is now ruled by the Overlord
[12:50] ---
    and establish an independent country
    that is of, for, and by the Prinnies.
[12:53] ---
    They're what?
[12:55] ---
    At first, the movement was only to demand
    improvements in working conditions.
[13:00] ---
    But eventually, the talk escalated
    into a plan for founding a Prinny utopia.
[13:05] ---
    But is that really what made
    all the Prinnies gather here?
[13:10] ---
    There is someone controlling the
    Prinnies from behind the scenes.
[13:13] ---
    So, who is this secret mastermind?
[13:15] ---
    I don't know that.
[13:17] ---
    Who do they think they are?
    Bunch of stupid Prinnies!
[13:22] ---
    T-They'll pay for this!
[13:29] ---
    Thank you for waiting, doods!
[13:33] ---
    Without further ado, let the
    Prinnyworld Founding Ceremony begin!
[13:41] ---
    Prinnyworld, huh?!
[13:42] ---
    Highness, they'll see you! They'll see you!
[13:45] ---
    I wonder when the mastermind
    will show himself?
[13:47] ---
    First up is our opening attraction!
    The Prinny All-stars Baseball Tournament!
[13:57] ---
    Next up, the All-Netherworld Quiz Contest!
[14:01] ---
    Do any of you doods wanna go to Celestia?!
[14:07] ---
    This is ridiculous.
[14:08] ---
    And now, doods, the Prinny Magic Show!
[14:13] ---
    Will the second Princess Prinny
    manage to escape this time?!
[14:20] ---
    I can't take it anymore!
[14:22] ---
    Highness, don't!
[14:26] ---
    All right, you bastards! Stop this nonsense!
[14:38] ---
    Doods, all rise for the national anthem.
[14:44] ---
    ♪ Oh, Prinnies, where is your home?
    Oh, Prinnies, our home is Prinnyworld! ♪
[14:56] ---
    ♪ Prinny, prinny, prinny... ♪
[14:58] ---
    Amazing, they even made a flag!
[15:01] ---
    What's going on around here?
[15:04] ---
    How long are you clowns
    going to keep this up?!
[15:15] ---
    He's a spy, dood!
[15:21] ---
    Look, Etna! Prinny hooliganism!
[15:24] ---
    Why do you know all about that kind of stuff?
[15:28] ---
    Hear me, Prinnies! Calm yourselves, doods!
[15:37] ---
    Well, well, if it isn't Prince Laharl.
[15:41] ---
    Who are you?!
[15:42] ---
    I am just an old Prinny.
[15:45] ---
    How do you do, Highness?
[15:48] ---
    An old Prinny?
[15:51] ---
    He's laying it on a little thick, isn't he?
[15:52] ---
    You honor us by attending
    this ceremony to commemorate
[15:56] ---
    the founding of our independent nation.
[16:00] ---
    Do you seriously believe that I would
    ever give my blessing to such a thing?
[16:05] ---
    How droll, Highness.
[16:08] ---
    We will win our independence
    regardless of whether or not
[16:11] ---
    you grant recognition
    to our country, Highness.
[16:13] ---
    What?
[16:14] ---
    For far too long have we
    Prinnies been mistreated
[16:17] ---
    at the hands of you demons
    here in the Netherworld.
[16:20] ---
    Our dearest dream is to achieve
    independence from Netherworld rule!
[16:23] ---
    Rather, it is the dream of the
    guardian god who watches over us!
[16:40] ---
    What the heck kind of ritual is this?
[16:43] ---
    This is seriously spooky...
[16:45] ---
    For the last time, quit messing--
[16:51] ---
    Look!
[17:07] ---
    You have awakened the anger of the guardian!
[17:19] ---
    Guardian, huh? We'll see about that!
[17:21] ---
    This is clearly the time to send
    in Gordon, 37th Defender of Earth!
[17:25] ---
    My throwing arm is plenty warmed up!
[17:28] ---
    You clowns again?
[17:31] ---
    Listen, no one is going to
    defeat the Prince but me!
[17:33] ---
    I won't let anyone interfere!
[17:35] ---
    Thursday, Robo-bazooka! Blow it into orbit!
[17:39] ---
    Roger. Now charging.
[17:46] ---
    Energy charging... Charging... Charging...
[17:50] ---
    Fire!
[17:55] ---
    We got it! It's a home run!
[18:11] ---
    Really?!
[18:17] ---
    It's Pringer X, dood!
[18:19] ---
    The guardian has
    transformed into Pringer X, dood!
[18:23] ---
    Pringer X?
[18:25] ---
    Wow, that's so cool!
[18:34] ---
    How can this be?!
[18:35] ---
    Why?!
[18:36] ---
    Game, set and match.
[18:39] ---
    That's what they get for butting in.
[18:41] ---
    Behold, doods!
[18:43] ---
    Look on, Prinnies from
    across the Netherworld!
[18:46] ---
    Look where he is!
[18:48] ---
    You're pretty spry for an old-timer, mister.
[18:51] ---
    I hereby proclaim the
    independence of Prinnyworld!
[18:56] ---
    And I proclaim myself Dartsbrink III,
    first Prinny Overlord!
[19:04] ---
    If he's Dartsbrink III, doesn't that
    mean that there's also a I and II?
[19:09] ---
    Hey! Don't let the moment go to your head!
[19:11] ---
    Prinny Overlord, eh?
[19:13] ---
    Indeed, dood! The Netherworld
    is already under our control!
[19:18] ---
    I am the only one fit to be called Overlord!
    We no longer have any use for you!
[19:22] ---
    Fire, Pringer X!
[19:25] ---
    Cool, it answered him!
[19:38] ---
    So, you're the mastermind behind this sham?
[19:42] ---
    When it comes to Prinnies trying to found
    a country or whatever, I couldn't care less!
[19:47] ---
    But when a lowly Prinny like you has
    the gall to call himself Overlord,
[19:50] ---
    that will not stand!
[19:51] ---
    Silence, dood!
[19:53] ---
    The Netherworld and Prinnyworld now
    both belong to me, the Prinny Overlord!
[19:56] ---
    Finish him, dood!
[20:17] ---
    No, Laharl, don't! Don't do it!
[20:40] ---
    Aw, I was hoping to take
    back Pringer X as a souvenir...
[20:44] ---
    That's why you told him to stop?
[20:46] ---
    Now what?!
[20:50] ---
    King Darts! King Darts! King Darts!
[20:52] ---
    King Darts!
[20:53] ---
    I don't hear you.
[20:55] ---
    Prinny Overlord!
[20:57] ---
    What is it, dood?
[20:58] ---
    Dood, I have terrible news!
[21:00] ---
    Prinnyworld has begun to sink under
    the collected weight of the Prinnies
[21:03] ---
    that came here from the four
    corners of the Netherworld!
[21:06] ---
    It's what?!
[21:08] ---
    Well, that's Prinnies for you.
    They aren't too bright.
[21:11] ---
    Let's get out of here!
[21:13] ---
    The revolution has ended
    in failure, King Darts...
[21:17] ---
    You will address me as Prinny Overlord, dood!
[21:25] ---
    Prinnies! Laundry!
[21:27] ---
    Yes, dood!
[21:28] ---
    Is my food ready yet?!
[21:30] ---
    Coming right up, dood!
[21:32] ---
    Prinnies, could you take
    out the garbage, please?
[21:34] ---
    Yessir, yessir, dood!
[21:36] ---
    Just one "Yessir" is plenty!
[21:37] ---
    Yessir, dood!
[21:39] ---
    The Prinnies are working a lot harder
    than they did before, aren't they?
[21:43] ---
    That's not surprising. After all, they came
    back after trying to launch a rebellion.
[21:49] ---
    Hey, no running in the hallway!
[21:50] ---
    Yes, dood! Sorry, dood!
[21:52] ---
    Well, this obedience might not last for long.
[21:56] ---
    Hey, you're that Prinny who--
[22:00] ---
    I'll never understand what
    goes on inside a Prinny's head...
[22:04] ---
    Prinnies!
[22:06] ---
    Yessir! You rang, dood?
[22:09] ---
    I was just checking.
[22:12] ---
    Highness, you're terrible.
[22:14] ---
    We're setting out after we're
    through eating. Is that clear?
[22:17] ---
    --Right!
[22:17] ---
    --Right!
[22:19] ---
    Until the day comes when
    we shall rise up once again...
[22:22] ---
    ...we shall silently
    endure this ordeal, dood!
[22:24] ---
    ♪ ...Oh, Prinnies, our
    home is Prinnyworld! ♪
[22:44] ---
    Aoi hiru ga meguru hoshi de
    toki no ruupu mezametara,
[22:51] ---
    chigau kokoro motta mono
    atsumareba nanika ga okiru yo.
[22:59] ---
    Yokubou de umeru no ka?
    Ai wa hito no tame ni ugoko no ka?
[23:07] ---
    Dotchi datte kamawanai yo, suki ni yaru dake.
[23:15] ---
    Hikari to kage kono sekai
    de subete ga imi aru egoisuto.
[23:23] ---
    Hitotsu hitotsu no kakera wa
    sou baransu wo ninai ikiteru.
[23:31] ---
    Omou no mama, kokoro no mama
    ni ima wa onaji sora no shita
[23:43] ---
    hikari to kage wa kurikaesu.
[23:47] ---
    Chain react
[23:59] ---
    I'm bored with doing a "babe this,"
    "babe that" schtick for each preview.
[24:02] ---
    Isn't there anything new we could try?
[24:05] ---
    Why don't you try dropping the "babe" part?
[24:07] ---
    What should I say, then?
[24:09] ---
    Hmm... How about using "ugly" instead?
[24:12] ---
    Uh, Flonne, would you be
    able to call yourself that?
[24:16] ---
    Next time on Disgaea,
    "Space Battleship Gargantua"!
[24:21] ---
    Seriously, can you call yourself that?
    Can you call yourself ugly? Fess up.
[24:23] ---
    "Next Time: Space Battleship Gargantua"
[24:25] ---
    Um, probably not.

9 - Space Battleship Gargantua

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[00:09] ---
    "Disgaea"
[00:13] ---
    It's like I'm tied up tight
    by the sighs of love.
[00:19] ---
    I can't break free no
    matter what spell I try.
[00:26] ---
    Tranquil eyes that conceal sorrow behind them
[00:31] ---
    throw my heart into turmoil
    more than they ought to.
[00:39] ---
    You mean more to me than I do,
[00:45] ---
    even though we both
    refuse to admit to our feelings.
[00:51] ---
    You're the one for me.
    I don't care if you're a demon.
[00:58] ---
    Oh, this is a miracle
    that I've stumbled upon.
[01:04] ---
    Even these wounds that never fade,
    even this profound karma.
[01:11] ---
    Oh, I'll give you my love.
[01:14] ---
    Time and again, no matter where you are.
[01:22] ---
    I'll give you my love.
[01:39] ---
    Okay, Thursday, try starting her up!
[01:42] ---
    Roger. Starting engine.
[01:49] ---
    Finally... Finally!
[01:51] ---
    Repairs to the ship are finally finished!
[01:54] ---
    Our days of meekly slaving away at part-time
    jobs here in the Netherworld are over, too!
[01:59] ---
    Let's go, Jennifer! Thursday!
[02:01] ---
    Gordon, Defender of Earth, lifting off!
[02:08] ---
    "Space Battleship Gargantua"
[02:16] ---
    Highness, maybe we
    should've taken the long way...
[02:21] ---
    Be quiet!
[02:22] ---
    As I recall, you were the one who said
[02:24] ---
    that this would be the quickest
    way back to the Overlord's Castle!
[02:26] ---
    Well, Flonne's having a little trouble...
[02:28] ---
    Now what?
[02:34] ---
    This hill is really steep!
[02:39] ---
    What was that?
[02:44] ---
    So, you're still hanging around here, I see!
[02:47] ---
    Why, if it isn't Mr. Gordon!
[02:49] ---
    Feast your eyes on this, ladies and demons!
[02:51] ---
    My spaceship is finally
    back among the living!
[02:55] ---
    That's terrific news! Congratulations!
[02:59] ---
    Now, then, Prince of the Netherworld!
[03:02] ---
    I demand that you face me
    fair and square this time!
[03:05] ---
    All right, Defender of Earth!
[03:07] ---
    Out of respect for your tenacious pursuit,
    I will accept your challenge!
[03:12] ---
    You really mean it?!
[03:13] ---
    Wow, this is a first. The Prince is
    gonna fight a duel fair and square?
[03:18] ---
    What brought on this sudden change of heart?
[03:20] ---
    Surely it's because
[03:21] ---
    the seeds of righteousness
    have begun to blossom in his heart!
[03:24] ---
    Even demons have an innate
    sense of right and wrong!
[03:27] ---
    As if.
[03:28] ---
    I know the perfect place for our fight!
[03:31] ---
    How about it? I'll show you the way,
    so will you fight me there?
[03:34] ---
    Very well! Lead the way!
[03:38] ---
    Now this is more like it!
[03:39] ---
    This is so amazing!
[03:42] ---
    This is really neat, too!
[03:43] ---
    And this is great, too!
[03:45] ---
    And so's this!
[03:46] ---
    You're terrific too, Thursday!
[03:48] ---
    Don't skimp on the compliments!
[03:50] ---
    Jennifer built Thursday
    here to be the ultimate robot!
[03:54] ---
    Wow! Jennifer built Thursday herself?
[03:58] ---
    That's right! In addition to being my
    sidekick, she's also a scientific genius!
[04:02] ---
    She's the partner that I trust more
    than anyone else in the world!
[04:05] ---
    Oh! What's this book?
[04:09] ---
    That book isn't meant for
    the eyes of children!
[04:12] ---
    Hey, that's--
[04:14] ---
    Why, this is the Demon Tome!
[04:16] ---
    Wow! We spent all that time looking for it,
    and it was here all along?
[04:19] ---
    The "Demon Tome"?
[04:21] ---
    I can't believe it was here the whole time...
[04:23] ---
    Would someone please tell me
    what this "Demon Tome" is?
[04:25] ---
    It's a very important book.
[04:26] ---
    Whoever possesses it is
    recognized as the legitimate Overlord.
[04:29] ---
    You don't say...
[04:31] ---
    Just a minute, now. As I recall,
    inside it was a bunch of--
[04:34] ---
    The kind of things that
    make guys start to pant.
[04:38] ---
    What are you supposed
    to use the stuff in here for?
[04:40] ---
    What, don't you know?
    Usually, guys use it to--
[04:45] ---
    What a noisy human...
[04:47] ---
    I'll explain it to you later, Flonne.
[04:49] ---
    More to the point, a book like
    this proves that you're Overlord?
[04:52] ---
    You two don't understand the
    true significance of this book.
[04:55] ---
    Oh, so you know what you're supposed
    to do with this stuff, Highness?
[04:59] ---
    Drop the innuendo! You'll see soon enough.
[05:04] ---
    All right, human. Take
    us across this mountain.
[05:06] ---
    Crossing mountain, aye!
[05:10] ---
    Set us down at that castle.
[05:12] ---
    Setting down, aye!
[05:16] ---
    What a fine castle!
[05:17] ---
    A fitting place for the final showdown
[05:19] ---
    between the Overlord
    and the Defender of Earth!
[05:28] ---
    Wait here. I'll go make
    the necessary arrangements.
[05:31] ---
    I'll be waiting! I look forward to our duel!
[05:34] ---
    You're quite a tactician, Highness!
[05:36] ---
    The way you got us here
    without walking was sheer genius!
[05:40] ---
    All humans are good for
    is providing taxi service!
[05:43] ---
    I'm guessing that there
    isn't gonna be a fight, either?
[05:44] ---
    Of course not.
    Why should I waste my time?
[05:47] ---
    So, who lives in this castle?
[05:50] ---
    This is my castle! The Overlord's Castle!
[05:53] ---
    Oh, so we finally made
    it to your home, Laharl!
[06:15] ---
    I finally made it back!
[06:17] ---
    Gosh, this place could do with a cleaning...
[06:19] ---
    Want me to call in the Prinny Squad?
[06:21] ---
    No, that won't be necessary.
[06:52] ---
    I hereby lay claim to the throne!
[06:55] ---
    He who possesses the
    Demon Tome shall be Overlord!
[06:58] ---
    I am Laharl!
[07:00] ---
    Hear me, Demon Tome!
    Grant your power unto me!
[07:42] ---
    What in the world is that?!
[08:12] ---
    Now enacting directive 294.
[08:16] ---
    Transmitting guide beacon.
[08:23] ---
    What do you mean?
    What's going on here, Thursday?
[08:26] ---
    Thursday! I don't believe it! Are you--
[08:29] ---
    Now engaging secondary
    behavior program sequence.
[08:55] ---
    Now I'm finally the true Overlord.
[08:58] ---
    Congratulations, Laharl!
[09:01] ---
    Wow, so I guess it was just the
    cover that marks you as the Overlord,
[09:04] ---
    and the cheesecake pics inside
    are there for other reasons.
[09:07] ---
    Uh, Highness? The floor is shaking.
[09:10] ---
    Are you doing this, too?
[09:12] ---
    I don't know what it is.
    I'm not the one doing it.
[09:18] ---
    What's going on? Jennifer,
    is Thursday malfunctioning?
[09:22] ---
    No, this was supposed to happen.
[09:26] ---
    It's for the best.
[09:37] ---
    What just happened?!
[09:54] ---
    It's the Gargantua,
    Earth's mightiest space battleship!
[09:59] ---
    That's so cool! I want one!
[10:03] ---
    It's too amazing for words!
[10:05] ---
    One of those?! Lady, you've
    got some strange hobbies...
[10:08] ---
    Now I see! They must be here to cheer
    me on in my final battle against the Prince!
[10:13] ---
    Oh, what a heartening sight this is!
[10:15] ---
    Hey! I'm down here!
    Can you see me, everyone?!
[10:32] ---
    This isn't right.
[10:33] ---
    What isn't?
[10:35] ---
    Humans have stumbled
    their way into the Netherworld
[10:37] ---
    every now and again over the years.
[10:40] ---
    But this...
[10:40] ---
    They're deliberately creating a
    rift in the fabric of space itself!
[10:47] ---
    Are humans really capable of doing that?
[10:51] ---
    It sure looks that way.
[10:53] ---
    You did this?!
[10:54] ---
    No! I couldn't possibly
    have called them here!
[10:57] ---
    But surely they are here
    to assist the Defender of--
[11:23] ---
    Why?! I don't understand!
    They're not here to cheer me on?!
[11:27] ---
    You fool! This is an all-out invasion
    of the Netherworld by you humans!
[11:32] ---
    An invasion...?
[11:33] ---
    Humanity would never
    do such a terrible thing!
[11:37] ---
    No, Gordon. What he says is true.
[11:41] ---
    This was all planned by my father
    for the good of Earth.
[11:45] ---
    Your father? But you
    told me that your parents
[11:47] ---
    both passed away
    when you were a little girl!
[11:50] ---
    Her foster father is Supreme Commander
    Carter of the Earth Defense Force!
[11:58] ---
    Wait, you're--!
[12:05] ---
    "Disgaea"
[12:08] ---
    "Disgaea"
[12:20] ---
    Wait, you're--!
[12:21] ---
    It's been a long time, Gordon!
[12:24] ---
    Kurtis, Defender of Earth, has arrived!
[12:27] ---
    Oh, wow! Now the hero's
    archrival has appeared!
[12:31] ---
    Flonne, you're way too into this.
[12:51] ---
    So, foul demons, I see that
    you're not putting up a fight at all!
[12:55] ---
    But that is good news for us.
    The Netherworld will belong to humanity.
[12:59] ---
    This is the only way to save Earth!
[13:03] ---
    Commander! Someone is
    closing in on us at high speed!
[13:07] ---
    Ignore it! It's not as if these
    demons can do anything to stop us!
[13:10] ---
    After all, this grand armada of ours
    is made up of two million ships!
[13:14] ---
    Flying object detected on scopes!
    Transferring to main screen!
[13:19] ---
    What a fool! What can one
    lowly demon do against us?!
[13:23] ---
    All right, you stupid human weaklings!
[13:26] ---
    It's time for you to learn the hard
    way the terror that is the Overlord!
[13:36] ---
    126th Fleet destroyed!
[13:38] ---
    The Olympus, flagship of the 412th Fleet,
    has been destroyed!
[13:42] ---
    Receiving a transmission from the
    15th Fleet! "Unable to fight!" I repeat--
[13:46] ---
    Impossible!
[13:47] ---
    One lone demon is making mincemeat
    out of our two million ship space armada?!
[13:53] ---
    I can't believe it!
[13:55] ---
    Why do you not use the weapon
    which I entrusted to you?
[13:59] ---
    Humanity will secure their
    future with their own two hands!
[14:04] ---
    I appreciate all that you have done for us.
[14:07] ---
    Nevertheless, this battle is between
    us humans and the Netherworld.
[14:11] ---
    Goodness, you've become
    an idealist at this late date?
[14:14] ---
    I'm just--
[14:15] ---
    87th and 89th Fleets report severe damage!
[14:18] ---
    The 101st Fleet is
    completely dead in space, too!
[14:25] ---
    This is great! It's like we're watching a
    final throwdown between two lifelong rivals!
[14:29] ---
    Flonne, you are way too happy about this!
[14:37] ---
    Gordon, hang in there!
[14:40] ---
    I don't understand...
    Why are you doing this, Kurtis?
[14:50] ---
    A buffoon like you has no need to know.
[14:52] ---
    Thursday, do it.
[14:54] ---
    Roger.
[15:02] ---
    Let go of me, damn it!
[15:04] ---
    Please put us down!
[15:06] ---
    This won't hold me!
[15:09] ---
    Etna!
[15:11] ---
    I suggest that you refrain
    from trying anything foolish.
[15:15] ---
    Stop this, Thursday!
[15:16] ---
    You still haven't caught on?
    You've been used.
[15:20] ---
    What?!
[15:27] ---
    Now then, Princess.
    The Supreme Commander awaits.
[15:30] ---
    Father is waiting?
[15:31] ---
    The Commander ordered me to come
    here and rescue you and you alone.
[15:35] ---
    You see, we can't attack the
    Overlord's Castle with you here.
[15:39] ---
    No! I'm not going anywhere!
    I'm staying here with Gordon!
[15:44] ---
    We should never have
    gone through with this!
[15:46] ---
    Even you would understand that if you
    saw the demons' world for yourself, Kurtis!
[15:51] ---
    The Netherworld has its own daily rhythms.
[15:54] ---
    The demons try to live as
    best they can, just like we do!
[15:58] ---
    We have no right to
    take that away from them!
[16:00] ---
    Now, now, this disobedience won't do at all.
[16:02] ---
    I could finish Gordon
    off right here if you like.
[16:05] ---
    The man calls himself the Defender of Earth,
[16:07] ---
    but he can't even deal
    with the Overlord by himself.
[16:11] ---
    Jennifer...! Don't give in to his threats!
[16:15] ---
    Justice always triumphs in the end!
[16:17] ---
    Oh, shut up!
[16:18] ---
    How can you treat a
    defenseless person like that?!
[16:20] ---
    I'm warning you,
    you're really starting to piss me off!
[16:24] ---
    I'll go with you.
[16:25] ---
    Good girl.
[16:26] ---
    Jennifer!
[16:27] ---
    Jennifer, don't do it! Don't do
    anything that goes against your beliefs!
[16:31] ---
    Remember, you're the partner
    of the Defender of Earth!
[16:35] ---
    Maybe I spent too long by your side.
[16:40] ---
    I'm the one who deserves to be punished.
[16:46] ---
    Jennifer...
[16:49] ---
    Jennifer!
[16:55] ---
    That big one is going down next!
[16:57] ---
    Demon closing in!
[16:58] ---
    Fire! Fire! Fire! Fire everything you've got!
[17:02] ---
    Shoot down that demon!
[17:19] ---
    Who are you?
[17:21] ---
    Kurtis, Defender of Earth.
[17:24] ---
    You're one of those "Defenders," too, huh?
[17:25] ---
    Careful, now!
    These two are your friends, right?!
[17:29] ---
    You don't want anything
    unpleasant to happen to them, do you?
[17:31] ---
    Highness!
[17:32] ---
    Laharl!
[17:34] ---
    What are you two doing?
[17:37] ---
    Being held prisoner, duh!
[17:38] ---
    Be careful! This man is really, really tough!
[17:42] ---
    He's Mr. Gordon's rival!
[17:45] ---
    That's a human for you.
[17:46] ---
    You have potential, trying to
    threaten me by taking hostages.
[17:51] ---
    But taking hostages won't work with me!
[17:54] ---
    Laharl, you're joking!
[17:56] ---
    Yeah, I guess that trying to strong-arm
    the Prince by taking hostages
[18:00] ---
    would only make him happy, wouldn't it?
[18:02] ---
    You don't say? In that case,
    I'll just have to give this a try!
[18:17] ---
    It's resonating?
[18:20] ---
    Fire!
[18:23] ---
    Highness!
[18:24] ---
    Laharl!
[18:25] ---
    Most impressive... We should
    have used this in the first place.
[18:30] ---
    It has a devastating
    effect on demons, all right!
[18:33] ---
    Now I get it... This is exactly
    the same as when I tried to hold--
[18:38] ---
    Flonne, don't tell me that that
    beam just now uses Celestian--
[18:43] ---
    But why...?
[18:48] ---
    You're still standing, eh?
[18:50] ---
    Of course I am. Who do you think I am?
[18:54] ---
    I'm the mighty Overlord Laharl!
[18:56] ---
    The Netherworld will
    fall under human control.
[18:59] ---
    Thursday here
[19:00] ---
    has been relaying information about
    the various places he's been,
[19:03] ---
    providing us with data on the Netherworld,
    which we previously knew nothing about.
[19:07] ---
    Beep beep blip beep.
[19:08] ---
    Gee, keep up the good work.
[19:10] ---
    What's more, Thursday had a top-secret
    mission to set up a system of devices
[19:14] ---
    that would open a dimensional rift which
    would allow us to enter the Netherworld.
[19:19] ---
    Needless to say, that project was carried
    out by Jennifer, Thursday's inventor,
[19:22] ---
    under the orders of her father,
    Supreme Commander Carter.
[19:28] ---
    You're back, Jennifer!
[19:31] ---
    Father...
[19:32] ---
    That sounds really impressive, all right,
[19:35] ---
    but your little scheme was
    actually pretty pedestrian.
[19:38] ---
    So Mr. Gordon was--
[19:40] ---
    He was kept in the dark about it.
[19:42] ---
    We needed a clueless scapegoat
    to keep you people distracted.
[19:47] ---
    You're the clueless one here.
[19:50] ---
    You make it sound like
    you did all this yourselves,
[19:52] ---
    but you humans had help setting
    up this invasion, didn't you?
[19:56] ---
    Chew on this.
[19:59] ---
    Highness!
[20:00] ---
    Laharl!
[20:18] ---
    That hurt!
[20:19] ---
    Hey, go easy on the merchandise, pal!
[20:21] ---
    Silence, demon!
[20:23] ---
    Why, you little--
[20:27] ---
    Etna!
[20:28] ---
    Damn it, that hurt!
[20:31] ---
    Jennifer...
[20:33] ---
    I'm sorry that I got you
    two involved in all this...
[20:36] ---
    Jennifer, you have to tell me!
[20:38] ---
    As a Celestian, there's
    something that I have to know!
[20:44] ---
    I don't think we have any
    further need for the hostages.
[20:47] ---
    They still have some
    value as bargaining chips.
[20:50] ---
    They do, eh? In that case,
    I'll leave them to you.
[20:55] ---
    Gentlemen, the Overlord has fallen!
    Now for the final blow!
[21:00] ---
    We'll burn the Netherworld to the ground
    and remake it into a world fit for humans!
[21:04] ---
    Prepare to fire Astro Particle Cannon!
[21:07] ---
    Prepare to fire Astro Particle Cannon!
[21:40] ---
    Oh, it's you?
[21:41] ---
    Please, I need your help!
[21:43] ---
    Oh, so a human wants to make
    a deal with this devil, huh?
[21:48] ---
    Call it what you will!
[21:49] ---
    For the sake of those tears in
    Jennifer's eyes, I have to go after her!
[21:54] ---
    Go if you want.
[21:56] ---
    But...
[22:01] ---
    Those bastards have gone
    and made me really angry!
[22:06] ---
    Energy charge in progress. 100... 200...
[22:10] ---
    Safety locks disengaged!
[22:11] ---
    Engage anti-flash defenses!
[22:13] ---
    Firing preparations complete!
[22:14] ---
    Open fire!
[22:15] ---
    Fire!
[22:26] ---
    "To Be Continued"
[22:44] ---
    If people ever notice the cycle of time on
    this world where blue skies come and go,
[22:52] ---
    something's bound to happen when
    people with different outlooks get together.
[23:00] ---
    Will we be buried by our desires?
    Will love come and save the day?
[23:08] ---
    Either way, it doesn't matter to me.
    I'm gonna do as I please.
[23:15] ---
    Light and shadow, egoists for whom
    everything in the world has meaning,
[23:23] ---
    every little fragment lives his life
    with the balance on their shoulders.
[23:31] ---
    Doing whatever we want,
    having it exactly the way we want it.
[23:39] ---
    Right now, under the same sky,
[23:43] ---
    light and shadow repeat again and again.
[23:48] ---
    Chain react
[23:59] ---
    The terrible Gordon, Defender of Earth,
    launches a sudden attack on the Netherworld!
[24:04] ---
    Don't be so melodramatic.
[24:06] ---
    Rising up to defend the Netherworld
    as it bears the brunt
[24:07] ---
    of the humans' cruel atrocities
[24:09] ---
    is Etna, the babe messiah!
[24:11] ---
    Rise up and fight, Etna!
    The Netherworld has been waiting for you!
[24:15] ---
    Nobody's waiting for you, lady.
[24:17] ---
    Next time on Disgaea!
    "The Defender of Tomorrow is You!"
[24:21] ---
    Who do you mean?
[24:22] ---
    Well, like it says, it's "you"!
[24:23] ---
    "Next Time:
    The Defender of Tomorrow is You!"
[24:23] ---
    Oh, it's me?

10 - The Defender of Tomorrow is You!

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[00:09] ---
    "Disgaea"
[00:13] ---
    Ai no tameiki ni shibarareteru mitai.
[00:19] ---
    Donna jumon de mo hodokenai no yo.
[00:26] ---
    Urei wo hisometa shizuka na hitomi ga
[00:31] ---
    yokei ni kokoro kakimidashiteku.
[00:39] ---
    Sunao ja nai watashi yori motto
[00:45] ---
    sunao ja nai anata ga itoshii.
[00:51] ---
    Anata ga ii no, akuma de mo ii.
[00:58] ---
    Ah, ima meguriaeta kiseki.
[01:04] ---
    Kienai kizu mo, fukai karuma mo.
[01:11] ---
    Ah aishitageru,
[01:14] ---
    doko ni ite mo nando demo.
[01:22] ---
    Aishitageru.
[01:34] ---
    Fire Astro Particle Cannon!
[01:59] ---
    Impossible, he shattered the
    Astro Particle Cannon's beam!
[02:08] ---
    Now I'm going to teach you what
    happens when you anger me, humans!
[02:12] ---
    Just a minute, Prince! I'm coming, too!
[02:20] ---
    Wait for me, Jennifer!
[02:23] ---
    "The Defender of Tomorrow is You!"
[02:29] ---
    Wow, they're really going at it out there.
[02:32] ---
    Jennifer, please tell me
    everything that you know.
[02:37] ---
    The Earth Defense Force
    was originally founded
[02:41] ---
    with the simple goal of saving humanity.
[02:44] ---
    As you all know, Earth is
    faced with a terrible crisis!
[02:49] ---
    Explosive population growth!
    Skyrocketing violent crime!
[02:53] ---
    The destruction of the environment!
    Severe food shortages!
[02:57] ---
    If something is not done,
    humanity will likely perish!
[03:00] ---
    Our mission is to save the human race!
[03:04] ---
    We formulated a plan in which
    humanity would migrate into space.
[03:09] ---
    But then...
[03:11] ---
    We don't need to go to all that trouble.
[03:14] ---
    All we need to do is
    take over the Netherworld.
[03:16] ---
    What?! The Netherworld?!
[03:18] ---
    If we can invade the Netherworld
    and exterminate the demons,
[03:21] ---
    we'll be killing two birds with one stone.
[03:22] ---
    Don't you agree?
[03:25] ---
    Wow, your old man is more
    demonic than any demon I know.
[03:29] ---
    Why did your father suddenly change plans?
[03:32] ---
    I honestly don't know.
[03:34] ---
    Celestia has to be involved
    in this somehow...
[03:38] ---
    Jennifer, the Commander wishes to see you.
[03:41] ---
    Jennifer...
[03:44] ---
    I'll make my father see that this
    isn't the right way to save humanity.
[03:52] ---
    Jennifer!
[04:07] ---
    Those are the "you-know-whats"
    that you talked about earlier!
[04:10] ---
    Don't thank me yet! Let's get moving!
[04:17] ---
    Man, this ship is huge!
    How much farther to the exit?
[04:30] ---
    Flonne?
[04:35] ---
    Hey, what are you doing?
[04:39] ---
    Where do you think you're going?
[04:42] ---
    Aw, that's not fair!
[04:44] ---
    Don't change the subject.
[04:46] ---
    Anyway, I have to go up here and see what's--
[04:49] ---
    Hold it!
[04:51] ---
    Keep climbing! That's it, nice and slow...
[05:01] ---
    I said freeze!
    Take one step, and we'll open fire!
[05:03] ---
    Fine, fine, we're freezing!
[05:05] ---
    Please let me through! There's something
    that I have to make sure of!
[05:12] ---
    I have brought her, sir.
[05:14] ---
    Well done.
[05:16] ---
    Father, there is something
    that I need to discuss with you.
[05:18] ---
    It can wait until later.
[05:20] ---
    For now, you should watch over how our
    forces are comporting themselves in battle.
[05:23] ---
    After all, you will be the next Supreme
    Commander of the Earth Defense Force.
[05:30] ---
    If this is what it means to be
    Supreme Commander, I want no part of it.
[05:33] ---
    What was that?
[05:35] ---
    I'm saying that I don't want
    to become like you, Father!
[05:38] ---
    Jennifer!
[05:39] ---
    It's wrong to think that we're
    justified in doing anything so long
[05:42] ---
    as it saves humanity, Father!
[05:45] ---
    All right, I understand. There's no
    need to get so emotional about it.
[05:48] ---
    You just want me to hear you out, right?
[05:53] ---
    Let's talk about this outside.
[05:57] ---
    Just as I thought, even a man like
    you can be swayed by your daughter.
[06:06] ---
    I still have one last job for
    Jennifer to carry out for me.
[06:17] ---
    Etna...
[06:20] ---
    Prinny Squad! C'mon!
[06:31] ---
    What's with all these penguins?!
[06:34] ---
    They aren't penguins, they're Prinnies!
[06:36] ---
    I'm touched that they'd
    come all this way for us!
[06:44] ---
    Listen up, you bums! We're gonna
    smash this place 'til there's nothing left!
[06:48] ---
    Aye aye, dood!
[06:50] ---
    I knew it...
[07:03] ---
    Father... What happened to me?
[07:08] ---
    You passed out all of a sudden.
    You must be exhausted.
[07:11] ---
    You should rest for a while.
[07:19] ---
    That's a--
[07:20] ---
    That's my daughter.
    You recognized what this is right away.
[07:25] ---
    No, stop!
[07:27] ---
    Let me go!
[07:30] ---
    Please! Stop using me as your pawn!
[07:35] ---
    Father!
[07:40] ---
    Angel Cannon power at 120%.
[07:43] ---
    Ready to fire!
[07:45] ---
    Two bogies closing in from dead ahead!
[07:47] ---
    So, you want another taste
    of that beam, do you, demon?
[07:53] ---
    We're the Prinny Squad, doods!
[07:55] ---
    Don't mind us, doods!
[07:59] ---
    "Prinny Squad"?
[08:05] ---
    That's the way! Destroy anything
    you can get your flippers on!
[08:08] ---
    Destroy everything, eh?
    Thursday, finish these things!
[08:12] ---
    Roger! Changing to Robo Attack!
[08:26] ---
    Where's Jennifer?
[08:33] ---
    Highness!
[08:34] ---
    Laharl! Mr. Gordon!
[08:37] ---
    I'm surprised to see you.
[08:39] ---
    Where's Jennifer?!
[08:41] ---
    The Commander is busy
    modifying her at the moment.
[08:43] ---
    Modifying her?!
[08:45] ---
    "Modifying"?
[08:51] ---
    This I've gotta see!
[08:53] ---
    I'm kinda morbidly
    curious about this myself...
[09:01] ---
    What do you mean, the Commander
    is modifying Jennifer?!
[09:04] ---
    Come now, it's hardly unheard-of these days.
[09:08] ---
    Kurtis, your arm...
[09:10] ---
    And now he's revealed that he's a cyborg!
[09:12] ---
    Flonne, you've got way too many interests.
[09:15] ---
    In other words, she'll
    geek out over anything.
[09:17] ---
    It happened in that incident five
    years ago. I lost everything that day.
[09:22] ---
    Geez, they've started
    reminiscing about the old days...
[09:25] ---
    Should we blindside him
    while he's distracted?
[09:27] ---
    Shh! We have to hear him out!
[09:30] ---
    A rival is always burdened with
    some tragic incident in the past!
[09:35] ---
    It happened five years ago this very day.
[09:37] ---
    A radical group opposed to
    space research carried out
[09:41] ---
    a bombing attack on the
    World Space Research Institute today!
[09:44] ---
    The death toll has reached 350 so far, and--
[09:53] ---
    I lost my wife and daughter in that attack,
    and 70% of my body was mechanized.
[10:01] ---
    I had no idea! Your family was
    among the victims of that bombing?!
[10:10] ---
    What good is the Defender of Earth if he
    can't save the lives of innocent people?
[10:14] ---
    A true Defender of Earth would stop at
    nothing to save as many people as he could!
[10:25] ---
    You're wrong!
[10:27] ---
    Invading the Netherworld might
    save humanity, I'll give you that.
[10:30] ---
    But doing so will cost countless lives!
    Is that what you want?
[10:35] ---
    Do you really think that
    that's what's best for humanity?
[10:38] ---
    It's naive thinking like
    that that cost me my family!
[10:45] ---
    I swore an oath that day that if the
    Defender of Earth couldn't do his job...
[10:53] ---
    ...then I would defeat him and
    become the true Defender of Earth!
[10:58] ---
    That is the only path that's left to me now!
[11:03] ---
    You mustn't!
[11:09] ---
    You don't care if you create more
    innocent victims like your wife and daughter?
[11:13] ---
    What?
[11:14] ---
    Demons have families, too!
[11:17] ---
    It's wrong to think that anything is
    justified if it might save humanity!
[11:21] ---
    Not when you should know the pain of
    losing a loved one better than anyone!
[11:27] ---
    She's right! Seeing what you've become,
[11:29] ---
    what would your wife and daughter
    think of you up in heaven?
[11:32] ---
    Shut up! Shut up!
[11:38] ---
    Kurtis!
[11:41] ---
    Dood, sabotage activities
    have been completed!
[11:44] ---
    Kurtis!
[11:49] ---
    Don't come complaining to me
    when Flonne gives you an earful
[11:52] ---
    for sneaking out in the middle
    of that guy's speech, Highness.
[11:55] ---
    We don't have time to hang around
    and listen to those two reminisce.
[11:57] ---
    The first order of business is to
    take down that uppity bastard.
[12:00] ---
    Yessir...
[12:02] ---
    Kurtis!
[12:05] ---
    Kurtis! Hurry! This way!
[12:13] ---
    Forget about me... Get going!
[12:15] ---
    But I can't...
[12:16] ---
    Jennifer is in ♪13 medical room.
    If you go now, you might get there in time!
[12:22] ---
    Kurtis!
[12:23] ---
    Get going, Defender of Earth!
[12:29] ---
    You should hurry, too.
[12:30] ---
    But...
[12:32] ---
    If you go, you might find the
    answers that you're looking for.
[12:36] ---
    But I can't--
[12:38] ---
    Hey, wait! Put me down!
[12:49] ---
    "Disgaea"
[12:52] ---
    "Disgaea"
[13:04] ---
    Give Jennifer back to me!
[13:05] ---
    Very well, if you insist. Jennifer!
[13:10] ---
    What in the world?!
[13:16] ---
    Come on, you call this "modified"?
[13:18] ---
    All he did was stick some
    weird doohickey on her head.
[13:22] ---
    I was expecting to see
    something more amazing, too...
[13:25] ---
    You three don't seem to understand
    just how amazing this device really is.
[13:28] ---
    Isn't that right, Jennifer?
[13:29] ---
    Yes, Father.
[13:32] ---
    Is it just me, or she acting kinda funny?
[13:34] ---
    It's mind control!
[13:36] ---
    Mind control?
[13:39] ---
    He's using that device
    to control Jennifer's mind.
[13:43] ---
    Go, Jennifer! Kill them!
[13:46] ---
    Yes, Father.
[13:49] ---
    As the sidekick of the
    Defender of Earth, you must--
[13:55] ---
    Listen to what your heart is telling you!
[13:57] ---
    What is right?!
    What you ought to believe in?!
[14:00] ---
    And what you ought to do right now!
[14:03] ---
    What she ought to do? You are the
    one who doesn't understand, Gordon.
[14:09] ---
    To execute our Netherworld Invasion Project,
    what we needed more than anything
[14:12] ---
    was for someone to scout ahead
    and investigate the Netherworld.
[14:16] ---
    And you fulfilled that
    role beautifully. Well done.
[14:21] ---
    Now, Jennifer, put him out of his misery.
[14:24] ---
    Yes, Father.
[14:29] ---
    Oh, no! Gordon's in trouble!
[14:31] ---
    I swear, that bozo can't do anything right!
[14:34] ---
    Don't interfere! This is something
    that he has to do himself!
[14:37] ---
    What a sorry sight this is, Gordon!
[14:42] ---
    What happened to that true spirit of a
    defender that you showed me on the bridge?
[14:45] ---
    And now we're at the climax of the battle!
[14:48] ---
    You traitor! How dare you interfere?!
[14:52] ---
    Get down, everyone!
[15:03] ---
    Kurtis?!
[15:13] ---
    Gordon, I wanted to be a true
    Defender of Earth, just like you...
[15:23] ---
    Kurtis!
[15:27] ---
    Kurtis?
[15:29] ---
    Kurtis... You will be forever known
    as the 38th Defender of Earth!
[15:34] ---
    Kurtis...! He's dead because of me!
[15:39] ---
    Hey, she's back to normal!
[15:41] ---
    Shh! Don't talk during a touching moment!
[15:43] ---
    You know,
[15:45] ---
    this almost makes it look like they're
    the stars of the show all of a sudden.
[15:47] ---
    Are you okay with that?
[15:49] ---
    They can have the spotlight this one time.
[15:51] ---
    It's always so sad when the rival
    lays down his life, isn't it?
[15:55] ---
    Hey, where'd the old dude
    with the mustache go?
[16:01] ---
    You don't know when to
    give up, do you, Father?
[16:05] ---
    Stand aside, Jennifer!
    Or have you forgotten who raised you?
[16:10] ---
    I always had faith in
    you. I even loved you...
[16:14] ---
    But your only goal was to
    use me for your own ends!
[16:18] ---
    You've lost the right to
    be called father by me!
[16:20] ---
    Give yourself up, Carter!
[16:31] ---
    Now this is what I call divine protection!
[16:35] ---
    Why have the Celestial
    hosts come to protect him?
[16:43] ---
    What in the world is going on?!
[16:45] ---
    That clinches it, Celestia is definitely
    working in cahoots with the human world.
[16:49] ---
    It can't be...!
[16:50] ---
    Prepare to die, demons!
[16:55] ---
    Berry Barrier Balidaire!
[17:07] ---
    What have I done?
[17:08] ---
    You people must have a
    death wish to dare to attack me!
[17:22] ---
    You have to believe me! I'm innocent!
[17:25] ---
    I don't care how advanced
    human science and technology is.
[17:28] ---
    You shouldn't have been able to
    come in here as easily as you did
[17:30] ---
    without help from someone
    who's familiar with the Netherworld.
[17:33] ---
    Answer me, human.
    Who's pulling your strings?
[17:36] ---
    It's...
[17:38] ---
    Spill it!
[17:38] ---
    I-It's a man who had white wings!
[17:42] ---
    White wings?
[17:46] ---
    I knew it, Celestia is behind this.
[17:48] ---
    He told me that if Celestia and the human
    world joined forces to wipe out the demons,
[17:51] ---
    the safety of the human
    race would be assured!
[17:54] ---
    Sounds like a big, fat lie to me.
[17:57] ---
    I was only trying to protect--
[17:59] ---
    Mr. Carter, there's something
    that I want to ask you.
[18:02] ---
    Like what?
[18:04] ---
    Prinny!
[18:05] ---
    Here you go...
[18:11] ---
    Did you get this from the same man?
[18:13] ---
    That's right. He said
    that if we used its energy,
[18:17] ---
    it would have a devastating
    effect on any demon.
[18:20] ---
    He did?
[18:22] ---
    It's no wonder that this
    knocked you for a loop, Highness.
[18:25] ---
    This is the same kind of
    stone as Flonne's necklace!
[18:36] ---
    How could I have been so careless?!
[18:44] ---
    Sooner or later, the
    Netherworld will be ours.
[18:46] ---
    What a fool you are...
[18:48] ---
    W-Who's there?!
[18:49] ---
    You aren't capable of saving the Earth.
[18:52] ---
    How can you expect to save anyone else
    when you can't even save your own daughter?
[19:01] ---
    That ought to do the trick!
[19:06] ---
    What did he mean by that?
[19:08] ---
    Was it that angel who said that?
    Have I been betrayed?
[19:19] ---
    Surely fate's hand is at work here!
[19:21] ---
    Let's agree to a noninterference
    treaty between our two peoples!
[19:25] ---
    Very well.
[19:28] ---
    I'm glad we met you, everyone. Take care.
[19:31] ---
    --Goodbye. Goodbye.
[19:32] ---
    --Goodbye!
[19:34] ---
    Hey, why aren't you going
    home in this behemoth?
[19:37] ---
    We have no more use for it.
    Feel free to use it for yourselves!
[19:41] ---
    I don't need--
[19:41] ---
    You really mean it?!
[19:43] ---
    I've always wanted one of these!
    Thank you so much!
[19:46] ---
    What're you gonna do with a spaceship?
[19:47] ---
    This is goodbye, my friends!
    Now, take off for Earth!
[19:55] ---
    Goodbye!
[19:57] ---
    This means that the human world
    effectively belongs to me, too.
[20:01] ---
    Way to go, Highness! Is that what you
    were after when you agreed to that treaty?
[20:05] ---
    You sly devil, you!
[20:06] ---
    Don't go overboard with the compliments.
[20:11] ---
    I'm leaving, too. For Celestia.
[20:13] ---
    Huh? How come?
[20:15] ---
    Something is happening in Celestia.
[20:17] ---
    That's the only conclusion
    that I can come to.
[20:20] ---
    I think I'll be able to find some
    answers if I go to see Seraph Lamington.
[20:25] ---
    Laharl, Etna, I really appreciate
    everything that you've done for me.
[20:31] ---
    Thank you very much.
[20:33] ---
    Flonne?
[20:35] ---
    Take care, you two.
[20:39] ---
    Are you sure you want to let
    Flonne go all by herself?
[20:44] ---
    Hold it! I'm coming, too.
[20:47] ---
    I knew it, you were worried about her!
[20:49] ---
    You stinker!
[20:51] ---
    As if!
[20:52] ---
    This is the perfect opportunity
    for me to take over Celestia!
[20:55] ---
    --To take over Celestia?!
[20:55] ---
    --To take over Celestia?!
[20:58] ---
    I've taken control of the Netherworld.
[21:00] ---
    For all intents and purposes,
    the human world now belongs to me, too.
[21:04] ---
    All that's left is Celestia,
    and thanks to what happened today,
[21:06] ---
    I now have the means to
    invade them fair and square!
[21:09] ---
    It's only a matter of time before
    Celestia falls into my clutches, too!
[21:15] ---
    What a Prince-ish thing to say. Right?
[21:17] ---
    It sure is. That's Laharl all over.
[21:20] ---
    Hey! How come I'm the one who
    has to pilot this stupid thing?!
[21:24] ---
    Are we ready to set sail, everyone?
[21:26] ---
    All right, set course for Celestia! Take off!
[21:43] ---
    If I don't do something,
    they'll ruin all my plans...
[21:53] ---
    You have done enough.
[21:56] ---
    Seraph Lamington!
[21:59] ---
    You have served me well, Vulcanus.
[22:11] ---
    Ow... We're there already?
[22:14] ---
    No, we're not.
[22:19] ---
    A red moon?
[22:44] ---
    Aoi hiru ga meguru hoshi de
    toki no ruupu mezametara,
[22:51] ---
    chigau kokoro motta mono
    atsumareba nanika ga okiru yo.
[22:59] ---
    Yokubou de umeru no ka?
    Ai wa hito no tame ni ugoko no ka?
[23:07] ---
    Dotchi datte kamawanai yo, suki ni yaru dake.
[23:15] ---
    Hikari to kage kono sekai
    de subete ga imi aru egoisuto.
[23:23] ---
    Hitotsu hitotsu no kakera wa
    sou baransu wo ninai ikiteru.
[23:31] ---
    Omou no mama, kokoro no mama
    ni ima wa onaji sora no shita
[23:43] ---
    hikari to kage wa kurikaesu.
[23:47] ---
    Chain react
[23:59] ---
    The next episode of Disgaea
    is chock full of love, Highness!
[24:03] ---
    Stop it, you're grossing me out.
[24:05] ---
    It's inevitable that hot tears of profound
    emotion will crawl down your cheek!
[24:08] ---
    Humph! You wish.
[24:09] ---
    You'd better have your hankies
    at the ready, everybody!
[24:12] ---
    See, what did I tell you?
    Flonne's already turned on the waterworks!
[24:16] ---
    Yikes, seeing her face without
    any makeup scares even me...
[24:19] ---
    Next time on Disgaea!
    "A Night Lit Up By a Red Moon"!
[24:23] ---
    "Next Time: A Night Lit Up By a Red Moon"
[24:24] ---
    I'll never admit to love being
    anything but worthless. Never!

11 - A Night Lit Up by a Red Moon

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[00:09] ---
    "Disgaea"
[00:13] ---
    It's like I'm tied up tight
    by the sighs of love.
[00:19] ---
    I can't break free no
    matter what spell I try.
[00:26] ---
    Tranquil eyes that conceal sorrow behind them
[00:31] ---
    throw my heart into turmoil
    more than they ought to.
[00:39] ---
    You mean more to me than I do,
[00:45] ---
    even though we both
    refuse to admit to our feelings.
[00:51] ---
    You're the one for me.
    I don't care if you're a demon.
[00:58] ---
    Oh, this is a miracle
    that I've stumbled upon.
[01:04] ---
    Even these wounds that never fade,
    even this profound karma.
[01:11] ---
    Oh, I'll give you my love.
[01:14] ---
    Time and again, no matter where you are.
[01:22] ---
    I'll give you my love.
[01:36] ---
    If I don't do something,
    they'll ruin all my plans...
[01:51] ---
    "A Night Lit Up By a Red Moon"
[02:15] ---
    A red moon...
[02:18] ---
    Oh, that. It's only natural,
    this is Lunar Snowfield.
[02:26] ---
    Wait a minute. We should have warped
    straight to Celestia. Why are we here?
[02:33] ---
    Do you hear something?
[02:36] ---
    ♪Red moon... ♪
[02:39] ---
    ♪ The red moon will cleanse
    the souls of those who have sinned. ♪
[02:51] ---
    Look at all those Prinnies...
[02:53] ---
    Where do you suppose such
    a huge crowd of them is going?
[03:07] ---
    Good, just the flunkies I wanted to see.
    I can't fight on an empty stomach.
[03:11] ---
    I want to eat before I go to Celestia.
    Prinnies! See to it!
[03:15] ---
    Um... How can I put this?
    Highness, this might not be the best time.
[03:24] ---
    Hey! You there!
[03:26] ---
    What's the big idea?! All right, he's fired!
[03:29] ---
    Next! Get over here, Prinny!
[03:35] ---
    Wait! Wait, curse you! Where do you think
    you're going, defying my orders like that?!
[03:40] ---
    You mustn't interfere.
[03:44] ---
    Stand aside!
[03:45] ---
    Please, let them go.
    They have atoned for their sins.
[03:50] ---
    What are you talking
    about, you stupid Prinny?
[03:52] ---
    All that we can do is pray that
    their next life will be a happy one.
[04:02] ---
    Who do you think you are?!
[04:04] ---
    You forget that you're my vassal!
    Never tell me what to do again!
[04:08] ---
    Highness!
[04:14] ---
    Excuse me...
[04:15] ---
    Yes?
[04:16] ---
    Um, you seem different
    from the other Prinnies.
[04:21] ---
    Wha--? Uh, I have no idea
    what you might be talking about.
[04:27] ---
    Well, there's the way
    you were praying just now,
[04:29] ---
    not to mention the way that you talk...
[04:31] ---
    Could you be--
[04:32] ---
    I-I have no idea what you mean.
    Dood. I'm just like the others, dood!
[04:48] ---
    I understand. You must have
    your reasons for keeping quiet.
[04:52] ---
    Let's say that I was thinking out loud.
    Thank you very much.
[04:59] ---
    Flonne...
[05:01] ---
    The Prince seems to have changed a
    little in the time since you arrived here.
[05:05] ---
    Really? Do you really think so?
[05:09] ---
    Yes, I do.
[05:10] ---
    Oh, thank goodness! Hearing you
    say that makes me so happy, Prinny!
[05:15] ---
    I couldn't be sure, because people have
    always told me that I make assumptions,
[05:19] ---
    or that I only see things the
    way that I want to see them.
[05:23] ---
    But if you see a change in him, too,
[05:25] ---
    then maybe love really has
    started to blossom in Laharl's heart!
[05:30] ---
    Let's overlook his little tantrum just now...
[05:33] ---
    This makes me so happy!
    Love really is amazing, isn't it?
[05:38] ---
    Yes, it truly is... Dood!
[05:47] ---
    Who does that impudent Prinny think it is?
[05:49] ---
    Highness!
[05:51] ---
    Now, now, they'll all
    come back in a few days,
[05:55] ---
    so don't get bent out of shape, okay?
[05:57] ---
    A few days? Where have
    all the Prinnies gone, then?
[06:00] ---
    They made a break for it, that's all.
    It's 'cause you treat them so badly.
[06:05] ---
    I'm kidding!
[06:06] ---
    I've had about enough of your lip, Etna!
    You'd better "make a break for it," too!
[06:19] ---
    Laharl!
[06:21] ---
    Now you're here to give me
    some backtalk? What do you want?
[06:24] ---
    You can be very
    inconsiderate sometimes, Laharl!
[06:27] ---
    People's feelings are very delicate.
    The tiniest little things can hurt them.
[06:34] ---
    You should treat everyone with
    more kindness, and with more love!
[06:38] ---
    Never say the word "love" in front of me!
[06:41] ---
    Don't lecture me like you
    know what you're talking about!
[06:43] ---
    I'm never speaking to you again!
[06:51] ---
    Looks like you made him even angrier.
[06:54] ---
    I don't understand... Why do you
    suppose Laharl is so worked up?
[07:00] ---
    I spoke my mind to him because I
    thought that love towards others
[07:03] ---
    0ad taken root in him.
[07:05] ---
    Why did he get so mad?
[07:07] ---
    All us demons are like that.
[07:10] ---
    Look, Flonne, I think you've got
    some strange expectations about us.
[07:13] ---
    Maybe you're being a little unrealistic
    to hope to find love in a demon.
[07:17] ---
    But just now, that...
[07:19] ---
    This makes me so happy!
    Love really is amazing, isn't it?
[07:24] ---
    Yes, it truly is... Dood!
[07:28] ---
    "Just now"?
[07:29] ---
    N-Nothing happened at all, dood!
[07:32] ---
    "Dood"?
[07:34] ---
    Now I'm saying it!
[07:35] ---
    Um, uh... That is, I...
[07:38] ---
    Well, the Prince might be a special case.
[07:41] ---
    Special case?
[07:42] ---
    Yeah. The Prince's mother, in other words,
    the woman who used to be our Queen,
[07:48] ---
    was a bit of an oddball herself.
[07:50] ---
    At the drop of a hat, she'd start rambling
    on and on about stuff like love and kindness.
[07:54] ---
    Huh? But there's
    nothing strange about that.
[07:57] ---
    On the contrary, I'd say
    it's completely normal.
[07:59] ---
    I didn't have anything against the Queen,
[08:01] ---
    but I guess it's to be expected,
    her being human and all.
[08:04] ---
    Human? You mean
    Laharl's mother was a human?
[08:08] ---
    Yeah. She'd been kidnapped
    by some demon or other,
[08:11] ---
    and along came Overlord Krichevskoy
    to rescue her from his clutches.
[08:19] ---
    It was love at first sight for the Overlord.
[08:22] ---
    The happy couple got married,
    and the result is our feisty Prince.
[08:30] ---
    You're kidding! That's what happened?!
[08:33] ---
    Her Majesty would always say,
    "Demons feel love, too."
[08:37] ---
    It was like her catchphrase or something.
[08:39] ---
    She said that she wanted the Prince
    to grow up to be a kindhearted demon,
[08:42] ---
    so whenever he did something
    bad or hurt someone, she'd go,
[08:46] ---
    "Demons feel love, too, Laharl."
[08:49] ---
    "Everyone has a heart,
    and that heart is very delicate."
[08:52] ---
    "It can be hurt by the
    slightest little thing."
[08:55] ---
    "That's why I want you to treat
    everyone with kindness and love."
[08:59] ---
    It was like that.
[09:00] ---
    What a wonderful way
    to teach him about love!
[09:03] ---
    But you know, it kinda
    reminds me of what I said to him...
[09:07] ---
    You know, maybe you remind
    him of the Queen, Flonne.
[09:11] ---
    But if Laharl was raised
    by such a wonderful mother,
[09:15] ---
    why did he turn out the way he did?
[09:18] ---
    His mother died.
[09:21] ---
    A long time ago, the Prince
    came down with a disease
[09:24] ---
    that not even the
    Overlord's power could cure.
[09:28] ---
    There was only one thing that
    could save the Prince's life.
[09:32] ---
    Which was?
[09:33] ---
    The life of someone who loved him.
[09:36] ---
    Are you saying that she--
[09:37] ---
    The Overlord begged her not to, but she
    gave up her own life to save the Prince's.
[09:48] ---
    I think that's when it started.
[09:50] ---
    That's when he started
    to hate love and kindness.
[09:54] ---
    Oh, no... So are you saying that
    as long as that hatred remains,
[09:57] ---
    Laharl will have to go through
    life with his heart closed to love?
[10:03] ---
    But if that happens...
    It's too sad to think about!
[10:08] ---
    You might be right.
[10:09] ---
    But I don't think that the Prince
    intentionally hates those feelings.
[10:14] ---
    I guess hatred doesn't simply go
    away just because you want it to.
[10:18] ---
    That's just too sad...
[11:16] ---
    What are those lights?
[11:22] ---
    Those are their souls.
[11:28] ---
    Etna, what are those?
[11:30] ---
    Surely you've heard the stories.
[11:34] ---
    Within every Prinny is a soul
    of a human who has sinned.
[11:39] ---
    To atone for those sins, the Prinnies labor
    in either Celestia or the Netherworld.
[11:45] ---
    Those lights are the souls of those
    who have atoned for their sins.
[11:50] ---
    The red moon cleanses away
    the stain of their sins...
[11:54] ---
    ...and lets them be born
    into their next life.
[11:57] ---
    There's something heartwrenching
    about this sight, isn't there?
[11:59] ---
    Oh, what a heartwrenching sight!
[12:06] ---
    Damn it, I never said you
    stinking Prinnies could be reborn!
[12:10] ---
    I'm gonna yank your sorry hides
    back here by force if I have to!
[12:12] ---
    You mustn't interfere!
[12:18] ---
    Stand aside, Mid-Boss!
[12:29] ---
    Who do you people think you are?
[12:30] ---
    We take souls of Prinnies to the red moon...
[12:35] ---
    If you interfere, we eliminate you...
[12:36] ---
    "Eliminate" me, huh? Let's see you try!
    You're not getting those Prinnies!
[12:42] ---
    They're my vassals!
    From now until the end of time!
[13:01] ---
    "Disgaea"
[13:04] ---
    "Disgaea"
[13:14] ---
    I'm not letting the Prinnies go! Never!
[13:24] ---
    Get back here, Prinnies! I command it!
[13:27] ---
    You're my vassals, remember?!
[13:29] ---
    Stop this!
[13:43] ---
    Laharl!
[13:45] ---
    What do you think you're doing, Highness?
[13:51] ---
    My vassals are my personal property!
[13:54] ---
    I won't let you people walk off with them!
[13:59] ---
    You're the Overlord now, Highness!
[14:01] ---
    Why's the King of the Netherworld
    getting so worked up
[14:04] ---
    over little stuff like this
[14:05] ---
    when he's supposed to be on
    his way to take over Celestia?!
[14:08] ---
    Shut up! I'm not handing over these Prinnies!
[14:13] ---
    Why do you interfere with our work?
[14:16] ---
    Your work?
[14:18] ---
    They're right! You mustn't
    interfere with what they're doing!
[14:24] ---
    They are emissaries who are here
[14:26] ---
    to escort the Prinnies' souls
    safely to the red moon!
[14:30] ---
    What about it?
    What difference should that make?!
[14:37] ---
    Highness! If you truly value your vassals...
[14:43] ---
    ...if you have any affection for them at all,
[14:45] ---
    then surely you must be able to
    give their rebirth your blessing.
[14:50] ---
    The sinful human soul within each Prinny
[14:53] ---
    is as delicate and easily
    injured as anyone else's.
[14:57] ---
    If you are the true Overlord,
[14:59] ---
    I beg you, treat them with
    kindness, compassion, and love.
[15:04] ---
    To unite the Netherworld with
    love, kindness, and compassion!
[15:08] ---
    That is the mark of a true Overlord!
[15:10] ---
    What?!
[15:14] ---
    Demons feel love, too, Laharl.
[15:17] ---
    Demons feel love, too, Highness.
[15:20] ---
    Please, let them go.
    They have atoned for their sins.
[15:25] ---
    All that we can do is pray that
    their next life will be a happy one.
[15:33] ---
    Demons feel love, too, Laharl.
[15:43] ---
    This is what's best for the Prinnies?
[15:46] ---
    --It is.
[15:46] ---
    --It is.
[15:55] ---
    Fine, whatever. Do what you want.
[16:17] ---
    I'm glad that we got through to him.
[16:19] ---
    With my mind now at ease,
    I can leave for the red moon, too.
[16:26] ---
    Wait!
[16:27] ---
    What was... What sin did you commit?
[16:34] ---
    My sin was... I took my own life.
[16:39] ---
    To take your own life is a grave sin.
[16:43] ---
    But why would someone as kind
    and caring as you do such a thing?
[16:48] ---
    I did it to save the life of my son.
[16:55] ---
    My death caused my son to
    lock away his precious feelings.
[17:01] ---
    But now, little by little,
    he's beginning to change.
[17:06] ---
    He owes that to the wonderful
    people that surround him.
[17:12] ---
    My work here as his mother is complete.
[17:16] ---
    The rest is up to my son
    to see his own way through.
[17:27] ---
    Wait!
[17:31] ---
    Please, wait! If you love your son so much,
[17:35] ---
    why are you leaving
    without saying anything to him?!
[17:40] ---
    You're meaning to say
    that this is cruel, aren't you?
[17:43] ---
    Of course I want to tell
    him that I'm his mother!
[17:46] ---
    Of course I want to hold him in my arms!
[17:50] ---
    But if we would have to
    part again eventually,
[17:53] ---
    it would be just as much an act of love
[17:55] ---
    to watch over him in silence
    and leave without saying a word.
[18:01] ---
    Enduring that sadness once is enough.
[18:05] ---
    That is another way of showing your love.
[18:08] ---
    I'm sorry...
[18:09] ---
    I'm so sorry! I forced my
    own notion of love on you
[18:13] ---
    without stopping to consider your feelings!
[18:16] ---
    I'm sorry!
[18:18] ---
    The Prince truly has met a
    wonderful person, hasn't he?
[18:27] ---
    Highness, be well.
[18:30] ---
    Flonne, Etna, take good care of the Prince.
[18:34] ---
    We will!
[18:35] ---
    Will do!
[18:44] ---
    Well, it's time to go.
[18:47] ---
    Goodbye.
[18:50] ---
    ♪ Red moon, red moon... ♪
[18:57] ---
    ♪ The red moon will cleanse the souls
    of those who have sinned. ♪
[19:21] ---
    The red moon wobbled and trembled
    as it was reflected in Laharl's eyes.
[19:27] ---
    Just like his own heart
    was wavering inside him.
[19:30] ---
    He had always claimed that he felt no
    love or kindness because he was a demon.
[19:36] ---
    But I think that the real reason
    that he denied the love in his heart
[19:40] ---
    was because he loved his mother so much.
[19:43] ---
    His mother, who was so full of
    love and kindness, died in his place.
[19:51] ---
    Rejecting love and kindness
    was probably the only way
[19:55] ---
    that he could come to
    terms with his mother's death.
[19:59] ---
    I think it must have been hard for him.
    It must have been painful for him.
[20:03] ---
    And I think that it must
    have been very sad for him.
[20:07] ---
    But maybe the red moon in his eyes
    will wash away his painful past.
[20:40] ---
    That red moon was etched deep in my heart,
    along with a new type of love.
[20:48] ---
    I'll never forget their sad
    love for as long as I live.
[21:12] ---
    Everyone?
[21:15] ---
    What's the matter?
[21:17] ---
    Laharl, I mean Highness,
    I mean Overlord Laharl!
[21:21] ---
    You are now the mighty Overlord!
    The world is your oyster!
[21:26] ---
    There is nothing that the Overlord can't do!
[21:29] ---
    Gee, you sound like you were
    once Overlord yourself, Mid-Boss.
[21:34] ---
    Perish the thought!
[21:35] ---
    I'm just a humble Mid-Boss who
    happened to be passing through!
[21:38] ---
    Those two are a lot alike, aren't they?
[21:42] ---
    How are they alike?
[21:43] ---
    Um... They both kinda live in a bubble.
[21:46] ---
    Uh, I wouldn't be pointing
    any fingers there, Flonne.
[21:50] ---
    Well, no matter. I'm Overlord now.
[21:55] ---
    I am Overlord! Take me to Celestia!
[22:44] ---
    If people ever notice the cycle of time on
    this world where blue skies come and go,
[22:52] ---
    something's bound to happen when
    people with different outlooks get together.
[23:00] ---
    Will we be buried by our desires?
    Will love come and save the day?
[23:08] ---
    Either way, it doesn't matter to me.
    I'm gonna do as I please.
[23:15] ---
    Light and shadow, egoists for whom
    everything in the world has meaning,
[23:23] ---
    every little fragment lives his life
    with the balance on their shoulders.
[23:31] ---
    Doing whatever we want,
    having it exactly the way we want it.
[23:39] ---
    Right now, under the same sky,
[23:43] ---
    light and shadow repeat again and again.
[23:48] ---
    Chain react
[24:00] ---
    The Disgaea that you know and love
    will finally be coming to an end next week!
[24:04] ---
    What?! It's over already?!
    Aw, I wanted to see some more...
[24:08] ---
    No matter what you're doing,
    you gotta know when to fold 'em!
[24:10] ---
    Once Disgaea ends, tune in for the
    new show, "Flonne's Counterattack"!
[24:15] ---
    Actually, that sounds kinda interesting.
    Maybe I'll catch an episode.
[24:18] ---
    Next time on Disgaea,
    "Love... After the Fighting's Over."
[24:23] ---
    I can't believe it,
    you read off the final title!
[24:23] ---
    "Next Time:
    Love... After the Fighting's Over"

12 - Love... After the Fighting's Over

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[00:09] ---
    "Disgaea"
[00:13] ---
    Ai no tameiki ni shibarareteru mitai.
[00:19] ---
    Donna jumon de mo hodokenai no yo.
[00:26] ---
    Urei wo hisometa shizuka na hitomi ga
[00:31] ---
    yokei ni kokoro kakimidashiteku.
[00:39] ---
    Sunao ja nai watashi yori motto
[00:45] ---
    sunao ja nai anata ga itoshii.
[00:51] ---
    Anata ga ii no, akuma de mo ii.
[00:58] ---
    Ah, ima meguriaeta kiseki.
[01:04] ---
    Kienai kizu mo, fukai karuma mo.
[01:11] ---
    Ah aishitageru,
[01:14] ---
    doko ni ite mo nando demo.
[01:22] ---
    Aishitageru.
[01:46] ---
    Yuie flowers?
[01:48] ---
    "Love... After the Fighting's Over"
[01:59] ---
    Laharl! Etna! We've arrived!
    We made it to Celestia!
[02:03] ---
    This is Celestia?
[02:06] ---
    It's bright...!
[02:08] ---
    Look, these are the Yuie
    flowers that I love so much!
[02:12] ---
    And over there is the Seraphic Sanctuary.
[02:16] ---
    Yikes, that place is
    kinda tacky, huh, Highness?
[02:20] ---
    And that "Seraph" of yours is in there?
[02:22] ---
    Right.
[02:23] ---
    Good, then the time has finally come to
    settle things with Celestia once and for all.
[02:27] ---
    First the Netherworld, then the human world!
    And now Celestia will belong to me, too!
[02:43] ---
    Who the heck are these guys?
[02:46] ---
    They're Angel Soldiers. Ones that are under
    the direct command of a high-ranking angel...
[02:51] ---
    So, that means that they're the goon
    squad of that "Seraph Lamington" of yours?
[02:54] ---
    I don't like the look of these guys.
[02:56] ---
    No, I can't believe that...
[02:58] ---
    An extermination order has been issued
    for the rebel Flonne and her cohorts!
[03:04] ---
    Hear that, Highness?
    He says we're her "cohorts."
[03:07] ---
    These angels are awfully uppity, aren't they?
[03:10] ---
    Just a minute! There's been
    some kind of misunderstanding!
[03:13] ---
    This is despicable, Flonne.
[03:17] ---
    Master Vulcanus...
[03:19] ---
    Wait, this guy is an angel?
    That mug has "villain" written all over it!
[03:24] ---
    Flonne! In the Netherworld,
    you harmed an innocent angel warrior!
[03:28] ---
    That alone is a crime which warrants death!
[03:31] ---
    Wait a minute.
    How, exactly, do you know about that?
[03:36] ---
    Hey, don't tell me that he's the "man
    with white wings" that old guy mentioned!
[03:41] ---
    So, you were the one who
    manipulated those Defenders of Earth,
[03:44] ---
    and who attacked my Netherworld?
[03:46] ---
    Master Vulcanus...
[03:49] ---
    I did not attack you.
    I merely guided the humans.
[03:52] ---
    What?!
[03:53] ---
    Our role as angels is to wipe out demons,
    who are the root of all evil,
[03:58] ---
    and to guide along the helpless human race.
[04:01] ---
    All I did was quietly help
    that cause along a little.
[04:05] ---
    But as for you, Flonne...
    You have renounced your proper duties,
[04:09] ---
    and continue to conspire
    with these vile demons!
[04:11] ---
    You are attempting to take over Celestia!
[04:13] ---
    What would you have me
    call that, if not rebellion?!
[04:17] ---
    Geez, Highness, doesn't
    this guy piss you off?
[04:22] ---
    Just who the hell do you
    think you are, you bastard?!
[04:26] ---
    Laharl! Please, I beg of you.
    Let me handle this.
[04:32] ---
    Very well.
[04:35] ---
    Master Vulcanus. I pity you.
[04:40] ---
    You've convinced yourself that demons
    are evil and humans are powerless,
[04:45] ---
    and believe that only you are right.
[04:47] ---
    But I learned something in the Netherworld.
[04:50] ---
    I learned that there are
    demons with wonderful hearts,
[04:53] ---
    as well as humans who are full of courage.
[04:56] ---
    But you, you go on with your prejudiced
    thinking, completely oblivious to that fact!
[05:01] ---
    I feel sorry for you!
[05:04] ---
    Isn't the evil that you speak of actually
    in your own heart, Master Vulcanus?
[05:10] ---
    You have the nerve to call me evil?
[05:12] ---
    Such impudence from a mere Angel Trainee!
[05:15] ---
    Very well, I see that I shall have to
    prove to you that what I am doing is right!
[05:43] ---
    What the--?
[05:43] ---
    Hey, these are greater demons!
[05:47] ---
    I thought that something
    like this might happen,
[05:48] ---
    so I made a pact with them, just in case!
[05:51] ---
    Entering into pacts with demons
    is supposed to be strictly forbidden!
[05:55] ---
    When I said I'd give them the Netherworld
    if they defeated the Overlord for me,
[05:58] ---
    they agreed to the pact immediately.
[06:00] ---
    See, Highness? This is what
    happens when you're unpopular!
[06:05] ---
    Oh, shut up! This is hardly the time!
[06:23] ---
    Please, stop! You're
    trampling the Yuie flowers!
[06:30] ---
    You let an angel use you as his flunkies...
    You're not fit to be called demons!
[06:35] ---
    Get lost!
[06:36] ---
    No, Laharl, you mustn't!
    Here in Celestia, we--
[06:43] ---
    I knew it, they were all bark and no bite.
[06:46] ---
    They're ruining the Netherworld's good name.
[06:47] ---
    Now it's your turn.
[06:51] ---
    Master Vulcanus!
[06:52] ---
    Your boss sure knows
    how to beat a hasty retreat.
[06:55] ---
    I'm not Master Vulcanus' vassal.
    I serve Seraph Lamington, and him alone.
[07:03] ---
    Well, not that it makes any difference....
[07:05] ---
    I'm sure that Master Vulcanus
    did all this on his own.
[07:09] ---
    But why...?
[07:11] ---
    I can't believe that Seraph Lamington
    could be unaware of this...
[07:14] ---
    If he was, you'd think that
    he would've come to help you.
[07:19] ---
    You don't suppose that those
    two are working in cahoots, do ya?
[07:23] ---
    That's flat-out impossible!
[07:25] ---
    I'm sure that this will all be straightened
    out once we see Seraph Lamington!
[07:28] ---
    If you say so.
[07:29] ---
    Yeah, whatever. But don't you ever
    forget that you're my vassal, got it?
[07:36] ---
    Now, take me to the sanctuary!
[07:38] ---
    Sure.
[07:55] ---
    Seraph, t-there's an emergency!
[07:58] ---
    A horde of demons is bearing down upon us!
    Please, call up the sanctuary's defenses!
[08:02] ---
    That will not be necessary.
[08:04] ---
    Seraph Lamington...
[08:17] ---
    Up ahead is the inner
    sanctum of the sanctuary,
[08:20] ---
    the room that we angels
    call the Sacred Altar.
[08:23] ---
    He isn't going to try to pull
    some cheap trick on us, is he?
[08:26] ---
    Seraph Lamington would
    never do such a thing!
[08:28] ---
    I bid you welcome to Celestia.
[08:56] ---
    Seraph Lamington!
[08:59] ---
    Flonne, it is good to see
    that you are looking well.
[09:01] ---
    Thank you. It's good to see that you
    look as well as ever, Seraph Lamington.
[09:05] ---
    So, you're the Seraph, huh?
[09:07] ---
    I have been looking forward
    to meeting you, Overlord Laharl.
[09:10] ---
    T-This demon has come
    here to take over Celestia!
[09:13] ---
    I advise caution, sir!
[09:15] ---
    Just a minute, pal!
[09:16] ---
    Remind me who was trying to destroy
    the Netherworld a while ago!
[09:20] ---
    Ah, you must be Etna.
[09:22] ---
    Goodness gracious,
    I'm famous even in Celestia...!
[09:27] ---
    From here, I can see everything
    that transpires in the Netherworld
[09:30] ---
    and in the human world.
[09:32] ---
    Which means that you know
    about what your vassal here
[09:35] ---
    was up to down in the Netherworld?
[09:38] ---
    Please tell me, Seraph Lamington...
[09:41] ---
    Did you know that Master Vulcanus instigated
    the humans into attacking the Netherworld?
[09:47] ---
    If you did know, why did you do
    nothing to stop Master Vulcanus' actions?
[09:53] ---
    You go too far, Flonne!
[09:56] ---
    Seraph, there is no reason to pay
    any heed to anything that she says.
[10:00] ---
    Keep your mouth shut, you!
[10:02] ---
    Master Vulcanus has said that demons
    are evil and that humans are helpless.
[10:08] ---
    But I don't believe that
    to be the case at all.
[10:11] ---
    Would you shut up?!
[10:13] ---
    Flonne. What you say is correct.
[10:16] ---
    Those who dwell in Celestia now
    have indeed blinded themselves.
[10:21] ---
    They have convinced themselves
    that they represent absolute good,
[10:24] ---
    and that the demons, those who live
    differently than they do, are absolute evil.
[10:30] ---
    However, those are prejudiced views.
[10:33] ---
    Perhaps Vulcanus took the actions
    he did as a result of that prejudice.
[10:38] ---
    Seraph Lamington...
[10:40] ---
    I knew full well what you were up to.
    But I did nothing to stop you.
[10:46] ---
    I did nothing because
    I believed this to be an ordeal
[10:49] ---
    that was necessary for both
    demons and humans alike.
[10:52] ---
    My thought was that for Celestia,
    the Netherworld, and the human world
[10:56] ---
    to understand one another
    and meet the future hand in hand,
[10:58] ---
    it would be necessary for us
    all to experience a shared pain.
[11:01] ---
    An "ordeal," huh?! What a load of garbage!
[11:04] ---
    You were just getting
    your jollies by sitting back
[11:05] ---
    and watching the show from a safe distance!
[11:07] ---
    He's right! What's up with you angels
    playing way dirtier than any demon?
[11:11] ---
    I do, of course, intend to make
    Vulcanus atone for his actions.
[11:15] ---
    Wha--? Surely you don't mean--
[11:23] ---
    Uh-oh. What's with the laughing?
[11:25] ---
    Now I see. It's all clear to me now, Seraph.
[11:29] ---
    These demons have used Flonne
    to take control of your mind.
[11:34] ---
    Aw, man, he's totally lost it!
[11:38] ---
    You are no longer fit to rule Celestia!
[11:41] ---
    Leave this to me, Vulcanus...
[11:50] ---
    "Disgaea"
[11:53] ---
    "Disgaea"
[12:03] ---
    Laharl, please! You have to stop him!
[12:06] ---
    Domestic squabbles between
    angels are no concern of mine.
[12:09] ---
    Lamington, say your prayers!
[12:20] ---
    W-What?!
[12:29] ---
    A frog?!
[12:30] ---
    This is the punishment
    I have meted out to Vulcanus.
[12:33] ---
    He must learn discipline in that
    form for the next thousand years.
[12:39] ---
    That's awesome!
[12:41] ---
    You wouldn't expect punishment
[12:42] ---
    from angels to be this harsh
    and funny, would ya, Highness?
[12:45] ---
    Huh?
[12:47] ---
    I don't like this one bit.
[12:51] ---
    You spout your high and mighty garbage
    about punishment and atonement,
[12:55] ---
    but the truth is, you just got rid of the
    guy because he was trying to kill you!
[13:00] ---
    Laharl, why are you saying such things?
[13:03] ---
    In the first place, weren't you the one
    who ordered Flonne to kill my old man?
[13:09] ---
    Wasn't it really *you
    *who was trying to conquer
[13:11] ---
    the Netherworld and become
    ruler of the whole universe?
[13:14] ---
    My intent was to bring
    peace to the Netherworld.
[13:18] ---
    What?!
[13:20] ---
    I had learned that your father,
    King Krichevskoy, had passed away.
[13:25] ---
    Afterwards, the Netherworld became the
    scene of unending fighting over the throne.
[13:32] ---
    It occured to me that to restore
    the Netherworld to its former state,
[13:35] ---
    I would need your strength,
    but you were in a poison-induced sleep.
[13:39] ---
    And so, I dispatched
    Flonne to have her awaken you.
[13:43] ---
    What, really?
    Flonne, did you know about this?
[13:47] ---
    This is the first I heard of it.
[13:49] ---
    Hey, wait a minute! I conquered
    the Netherworld to serve my own ends!
[13:54] ---
    I didn't do it for you people!
[13:56] ---
    You have done well, Flonne.
[13:58] ---
    Pay attention when I'm talking!
[14:00] ---
    Wow, this guy lives in his own little
    world even more than the Prince does...
[14:03] ---
    But why would you give
    me a mission like that?
[14:06] ---
    Because of love.
[14:08] ---
    Love?
[14:10] ---
    My goal is not simply to bring
    peace to the Netherworld,
[14:14] ---
    but rather to unite the Netherworld,
    Celestia, and the human world in love.
[14:18] ---
    Whoa, there's the "L" word!
    He's the president of the Love Freak club!
[14:21] ---
    To accomplish this, it was necessary for both
    you and Overlord Laharl to learn about love.
[14:27] ---
    Thanks for nothing! Do you have any
    idea what kinds of crap you put us--
[14:32] ---
    Although those battles
    were not my true intent,
[14:36] ---
    I have nevertheless harmed you as a result.
[14:39] ---
    I must accept responsibility for that.
[14:42] ---
    Thanks for stating the obvious!
[14:44] ---
    But before that... Angel Trainee Flonne.
[14:47] ---
    Yes, sir.
[14:48] ---
    By completing your
    mission in the Netherworld,
[14:50] ---
    and foiling Vulcanus' plans, you have
    rendered a great service to Celestia.
[14:53] ---
    However, your sin of
    injuring many angelic warriors,
[14:56] ---
    fellow denizens of Celestia, is a grave one.
[14:59] ---
    And for that sin, you must be punished.
[15:03] ---
    Yes, sir. I'm prepared
    to accept my punishment.
[15:06] ---
    Hey! What's the meaning of this?!
    Why does she have to be punished?!
[15:10] ---
    If you do anything to Flonne,
    you're gonna regret it!
[15:13] ---
    It's all right. I knew
    that this would happen.
[15:25] ---
    Seraph Lamington, I have one last request.
[15:28] ---
    Please overlook any sins that may have
    been committed by Laharl and Etna here.
[15:33] ---
    Anything they did,
    they only did because of me.
[15:36] ---
    Flonne, what are you trying to--
[15:38] ---
    What are you talking about?!
    You haven't done anything wrong!
[15:43] ---
    Very well.
[15:44] ---
    Thank you, sir.
[15:48] ---
    Don't!
[15:56] ---
    Flonne...
[15:58] ---
    I'm sorry, Laharl. I was completely
    useless as a vassal, wasn't I?
[16:04] ---
    But I wasn't wrong to have faith in you.
[16:08] ---
    Flonne, you're a hopeless fool.
[16:13] ---
    It was you who taught me
    that demons feel love, too.
[16:17] ---
    I don't know what you're talking about!
    Come on, let's go back to the Netherworld!
[16:22] ---
    Laharl, would you mind
    taking my pendant for me?
[16:27] ---
    Highness, if you touch that,
    it'll burn you again!
[16:45] ---
    Highness?
[16:48] ---
    Goodbye, Laharl, Etna. Thank you
    for everything you've done for me.
[17:08] ---
    Angel Trainee Flonne's sins
    have now been erased.
[17:12] ---
    This is horrible...
    This is how you angels do things?
[17:16] ---
    I'll never forgive you
    for what you did to her!
[17:19] ---
    Overlord Laharl, do you despise me as well?
[17:24] ---
    Despise you...?
[17:26] ---
    How can you...
[17:28] ---
    How can you even ask me that question?!
[17:42] ---
    Who cares about love?!
    Who cares about justice?!
[17:44] ---
    You people and your rules can kiss my ass!
[17:52] ---
    What pisses me off more than anything
    else is that phoney smile on your face!
[18:07] ---
    And this is my punishment for
    forcing you to undergo those trials.
[18:11] ---
    I humbly accept it.
[18:29] ---
    Highness!
[18:35] ---
    Screw this.
[18:36] ---
    Highness?
[18:37] ---
    Killing him now wouldn't
    change anything. And besides...
[18:42] ---
    If the Love Freak were here,
    she probably would've stopped me.
[18:45] ---
    Highness...
[18:47] ---
    Flonne...
[18:50] ---
    Is this the "love" that you've
    been going on and on about?
[18:54] ---
    If this is love, I'll never believe in it!
    Not for as long as I live!
[19:06] ---
    Etna.
[19:08] ---
    H-Highness?!
[19:11] ---
    I don't believe it...
[19:12] ---
    This is the ending you will choose?
[19:16] ---
    It's all yours now.
[19:18] ---
    You can't do this, Highness!
[19:19] ---
    Don't try to stop me!
[19:28] ---
    Laharl!
[19:31] ---
    Goodbye!
[20:38] ---
    You can be sure that there is love in
    the heart of each and every demon!
[20:42] ---
    Come what may, love always comes first.
[20:45] ---
    Love that's freely given!
    Affectionate love! True love!
[20:49] ---
    It is the power of this love that will save
    the Netherworld, all worlds everywhere!
[20:53] ---
    Everybody got that?
    'Cause it's gonna be on the test.
[20:57] ---
    Etna, are you slacking off again?
[21:01] ---
    It's Etna!
[21:02] ---
    Wow, it's Etna!
[21:03] ---
    How many times do I have to tell you kids?
    It's not "Etna," it's "Overlord Etna"!
[21:07] ---
    Come on, now, if you
    don't pay attention in class,
[21:10] ---
    you're gonna turn into a mean,
    nasty ol' demon like her!
[21:13] ---
    Yes, ma'am!
[21:14] ---
    Like who?
[21:17] ---
    Oh, wow! Look, it's Gordon and his sidekicks!
[21:22] ---
    They look so cool!
[21:23] ---
    If you wanna go see it, I have tickets.
    I sure as heck ain't gonna.
[21:26] ---
    I'll just take the poster, thanks.
    I bet the movie itself is gonna be lame.
[21:31] ---
    You know, you've got a mouth on you
    ever since you became a fallen angel.
[21:35] ---
    Aw, I'm flattered!
[21:36] ---
    Man, being Overlord is one big hassle!
    I'm up to my ears in work!
[21:40] ---
    Lady Etna! Lady Etna!
[21:43] ---
    What now, more trouble?
[21:44] ---
    Lady Etna!
[21:46] ---
    That's "Overlord Etna," damn it!
[21:48] ---
    W-We've been badly
    understaffed lately, Overdood,
[21:52] ---
    and there's a new Prinny who's causing
    trouble because he refuses to work!
[21:55] ---
    He's what?!
[22:01] ---
    Over there!
[22:02] ---
    Hey, new guy! Quit goofing off!
[22:04] ---
    Get your feathered fanny in gear!
[22:44] ---
    Aoi hiru ga meguru hoshi de
    toki no ruupu mezametara,
[22:51] ---
    chigau kokoro motta mono
    atsumareba nanika ga okiru yo.
[22:59] ---
    Yokubou de umeru no ka?
    Ai wa hito no tame ni ugoko no ka?
[23:07] ---
    Dotchi datte kamawanai yo, suki ni yaru dake.
[23:15] ---
    Hikari to kage kono sekai
    de subete ga imi aru egoisuto.
[23:23] ---
    Hitotsu hitotsu no kakera wa
    sou baransu wo ninai ikiteru.
[23:31] ---
    Omou no mama, kokoro no mama
    ni ima wa onaji sora no shita
[23:43] ---
    hikari to kage wa kurikaesu.
[23:47] ---
    Chain react