E3 - Didn't I Say to Make My Graduation Plain and Simple?!
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[00:07] Mavis
I can't sleep...
[00:08] Reina
Then should we talk about something?
[00:10] Mile
If you're going to do girl talk before sleep,
how about you talk romance?
[00:14] Reina
Then we'll start with you
since you suggested it, Mile.
[00:16] Mile
What? Me?
[00:18] Mile
I, uh...
[00:20] Mile
I've got nothing.
[00:21] Reina
What about you, Pauline?
[00:23] Pauline
I'm sorry. I've got nothing, too.
[00:25] Reina
Me neither. That's the end of that.
[00:27] Mavis
What?
[00:28] Mavis
Why didn't you ask me?
[00:30] Reina
Do you have anything?
[00:31] Mavis
Well... uh...
[00:33] Mavis
No.
[00:35] Reina
It just means that girls who
enroll at a place like this
[00:37] ---
don't have time for that kind of thing.
[00:39] Mile
If a story would be all right, I have one.
[00:43] Reina
Sounds good. Let's hear it.
[00:45] Mile
All right. I saw this on TV when I was little.
[00:48] Girls
TV?
[00:50] Mile
No, what I meant was, um...
[00:53] Mile
Yes. From an imaginary land called
"Japan," I bring you a wondrous tale.
[00:57] ---
This is Altered Folktales From Japan.
[00:59] Pauline
Oh, that sounds like fun!
[01:03] Mile
Once upon a time...
[01:07] Mile
That is how the hero, Peach,
managed to successfully defeat the ogres.
[01:12] Mile
And they all lived happily ever after.
[01:15] Mavis
That was great!
[01:16] Pauline
That's the first time I've heard a
story where animals were part of a party.
[01:20] Reina
Tell us more!
[01:21] Mile
I've already told you more than ten stories.
[01:24] Reina
They're fun! It makes you want to hear more!
[01:27] Mile
I've already told you all
the ones I remember...
[01:30] Mile
Oh.
[01:31] Mile
Do you mind if I change genres?
[01:33] Reina
Anything's fine, just tell us another!
[01:38] Mavis
The Goblingers are awesome!
[01:40] Mavis
"If a miracle's what we need,
then we'll make a miracle happen!"
[01:43] Reina
"I will show you... my true power!"
[01:47] Pauline
"A life lasts only 50 years!"
[01:49] Reina
What's with the pose?
[01:53] Mile
I wonder if they've caught it now...
[01:55] Mile
That illness that otaku in the world I used
to live in were particularly susceptible to...
[02:01] Mile
Chuunibyou.
SIGN Didn't I Say to Make My Abilities
Average in the Next Life?!
SIGN Episode 3
SIGN Didn't I Say to Make My Graduation Plain and Simple?!
[03:39] Nano
Sorry this happened so suddenly,
[03:41] Nano
but six months have passed.
[03:46] Boy A
Mile-san...
[03:47] Mile
Yes?
[03:49] Boy A
We've decided to form a party
after graduation, and...
[03:52] Boy A
We were wondering if you'd join us, Mile-san.
[03:55] Mile
Um... I'm sorry.
[03:57] Mile
I've already promised my roommates.
[04:01] Boy A
We thought you might've...
[04:03] Boy A
Too bad.
[04:06] Mile
Turning down invitations with that
excuse was Reina-san's idea...
[04:12] Mile
It's... already graduation.
[04:15] Nano
What will you do, Mile-sama?
[04:18] Mile
My situation is complicated,
[04:20] ---
so I think I need to be
able to live on my own.
[04:26] Mile
Just when we were getting along so well.
[04:33] Reina
Oh, that's right.
[04:34] Reina
Where should we have our base?
[04:37] Mile
Our base?
[04:39] Reina
Our base of operations for our
party after we graduate, of course.
[04:44] Mile
What?
[04:45] Reina
It's not like any of you have
anywhere specific to go, right?
[04:48] Reina
And considering the way none of you
like to talk about your families,
[04:51] Reina
all three of you are in a difficult
position for various reasons.
[04:55] Reina
Anyone have any complaints?
[04:56] Mavis
I don't.
[04:57] Pauline
One day, I must return
to where I was born,
[05:01] Pauline
but for now I'd like to polish
my magic skills,
[05:04] Pauline
so if I could do that with all of you, then...
[05:06] Reina
Now then, there's only one left.
[05:08] Mile
M-M-My situation is really
super complicated, so...
[05:12] Mile
I'd only cause trouble if I was with you.
[05:17] Reina
And?
[05:19] Mile
I'm saying I'd only be trouble for you.
[05:21] Reina
I know that. What's the rest?
[05:24] Mile
The rest?
[05:25] Reina
If you have no other reasons,
then it's decided.
[05:28] Mile
Oh, but...
[05:29] Reina
That's enough! It's decided!
[05:31] Reina
Besides, you're always telling people
you promised your roommates, right?
[05:35] Mile
Huh? But, Reina-san, that's because you...
[05:38] Reina
Stop talking.
[05:40] Reina
We are forming a party!
[05:43] Reina
The matter is settled!
[05:52] Reina
Honestly!
[06:01] Reina
Listen up. As long as crimson
blood runs through our veins,
[06:05] Reina
we will never betray our friends.
[06:07] Reina
Our friendship will never be destroyed!
[06:11] Girls
Yeah!
[06:14] ---
I'm so hungry...
[06:15] Reina
Hey! What should we have for lunch?
[06:17] Mavis
Sometimes, it's nice to dig into some meat!
[06:20] Elbert
Squad C. Can I see you a minute?
[06:22] Girls
Huh?
[06:27] Reina
What's going on, Principal?
[06:30] Elbert
As you seem to be the most skilled
among the students this semester,
[06:34] ---
I have a favor to ask!
[06:36] Mile
Oh, no. We're not really...
[06:37] Elbert
Yes, you are!
[06:39] Elbert
Talent like yours hasn't been seen
since this place was founded!
[06:42] Mile
Huh?
[06:44] Mavis
Um, so, what is this favor you wanted?
[06:47] Elbert
This time, it's been decided that at the
Graduation Certification Mock Battle,
[06:50] Elbert
a team representing the
students will fight B-rank Hunters.
[06:55] Reina
I see. And you want us to be
the representatives, right?
[06:59] Mavis
Of course we'll do it!
[07:00] Mavis
Being a representative would be an honor!
[07:03] Elbert
No. It's not just the fight.
[07:05] Elbert
I want you to win!
[07:06] Girls
What?
[07:07] Reina
I'd heard that the mock battle
was just a test of skill,
[07:10] ---
and that who won or lost didn't matter.
[07:13] Elbert
That's how it's supposed to be, but...
[07:15] Elbert
This time, if we don't win, this school...
[07:18] Elbert
will be shut down!
[07:19] Girls
What?
[07:21] Elbert
Our school doesn't produce
impressive results,
[07:24] ---
and there have always been people
who say it's a waste,
[07:27] Elbert
but the other day, an influential noble
suddenly imposed the condition I just gave you.
[07:33] Mile
Are B rank Hunters really that strong?
[07:36] Reina
Just ten of them can complete
national-level quests.
[07:40] Reina
To be blunt, for people C rank or lower
to beat them would take a miracle.
[07:43] Mile
There's that much of a difference...
[07:45] Elbert
I understand that.
[07:47] Elbert
And the lack of results is
entirely my responsibility.
[07:51] Elbert
But I don't want to let
them close this school!
[07:54] Elbert
All of you, please! I'm begging you!
[07:57] Mile
No, no. We couldn't possibl—
[07:58] Girls
Leave it to us!
[08:00] Mile
What?
[08:06] Elbert
This is the day you will
take the final step of
[08:09] ---
your six-month-long Hunter
training school curriculum...
[08:12] Elbert
The Graduation Certification Mock Battle.
[08:14] Elbert
Show me all the skills you've
worked so hard to attain!
[08:22] Mile
After that, I might have to be like
the main character in an anime
[08:25] ---
and put my life on the line in this fight...
[08:28] Arledy
Oh my!
[08:29] Mile
Huh?
[08:31] Arledy
I've missed you, my sweetheart.
[08:35] Mile
What?!
[08:38] Mile
Wh-Why are you here?
[08:44] Mile
Reina-san and the others said you'd
been handed off to the military police.
[08:50] Arledy
I'm sorry it's so cramped in here.
[08:52] Arledy
This is a waiting room prepared just for me.
[08:58] Arledy
Seeing a lovely young girl tense with
anxiety is very stimulating, too.
[09:05] Mile
Hurry up and tell me! Why is the
boss of a kidnapping ring here?
[09:09] Arledy
I'm quite an influential noble,
[09:11] ---
so even if the police come,
I can send them away...
[09:16] Arledy
Though even I couldn't prevent my underlings
from being temporarily taken away.
[09:19] Arledy
Power really is useful, don't you think?
[09:23] Mile
Could it be that you're one who said
the school should be shut down?
[09:27] Arledy
What a very good guess.
[09:28] Mile
Why would you do something like that?
[09:30] Arledy
It's payback for ruining my Thrilling,
Fully-Loaded, Lovely Girl Harem Plan!
SIGN Thrilling, Fully-Loaded, Lovely Girl Harem Plan♥
[09:36] Mile
So that was the name of her plan.
[09:39] Mile
Never mind that!
[09:40] Mile
If you have a grudge against me,
you should just go after me!
[09:44] Arledy
That's no fun at all.
[09:46] Arledy
But if you insist, I don't
mind changing the conditions.
[09:50] Mile
Huh?
[09:51] Arledy
If your lot can't beat my
B-rank Hunters with straight wins,
[09:56] Arledy
you will become my property.
[10:05] Arledy
If you're all right with that,
[10:06] ---
I'll take back the condition
of closing down the school.
[10:09] Mile
I might be able to win, but everyone else...
[10:13] Mile
But if I could save the school
in exchange for just me...
[10:18] Mile
All right.
[10:21] Knight A
Getting 100 gold coins just for
beating these fledglings...
[10:25] ---
The boss is pretty generous.
[10:27] Knight B
Still, these guys were lucky last time.
[10:31] Mage B
All the explosives we had in our hideout
happened to explode for some reason.
[10:35] Mage A
Which means this job
will be a profitable one.
[10:39] Reina
Huh? Aren't they the kidnappers from before?
[10:41] Pauline
Oh! You're right.
[10:43] Pauline
I thought the military police
had taken them away.
[10:46] Mavis
Why are they here?
[10:48] Reina
I don't know, but why not?
[10:50] Reina
It gives us the chance for a
rematch from six months ago!
[10:54] Mile
Say, everyone! Let's not, "Just go for it!"
Instead, let's, "Go carefully," okay?
[10:58] Reina
What's that supposed to mean?
[11:00] Mile
Even if we lose here, the school
won't get shut down, so...
[11:03] Girls
Huh?
[11:04] Pauline
What do you mean?
[11:06] Mile
The influential noble withdrew the
condition of the school's closure.
[11:10] Mile
...is what I heard from the principal.
[11:12] Mavis
Really? Is that so.
[11:14] Mile
So you really don't need to—
[11:15] Reina
Even so! This is still a chance for
us to make a name for ourselves!
[11:18] Mile
What?
[11:19] Mavis
That's true.
[11:21] Mavis
And I couldn't stand losing
to the likes of them twice.
[11:23] Mavis
We aim for victory no
matter the difficulties!
[11:25] Mavis
Just like the Goblingers!
[11:27] Mile
What? H-Hang on!
[11:29] Mile
I'm telling you, "Go carefully!"
[11:33] Mavis
It's been a while, kidnapper.
[11:35] Knight B
I'm sure you've improved a
bit in the last six months.
[11:38] Knight B
I'm planning to go all-out today,
so this might be over in an instant.
[11:42] Mavis
I'll do my very best to persevere,
so that doesn't happen.
[11:47] Nano
Don't worry.
[11:48] Mile
Don't talk like it's no big deal.
[11:50] Mile
She's up against someone at B rank.
[11:52] Nano
Please observe.
[11:53] Mavis
Here it comes!
[11:54] Mavis
The ultimate technique drilled into my body
through hellish, blood-soaked training!
[11:58] Mavis
Godspeed Sword!
[11:59] Mavis
1.2x normal speed!
[12:03] Knight B
Sh-She's fast!
[12:08] Mile
What?
[12:08] Nano
Thanks to your training, Mile-sama, those
girls' skills all easily exceed B-rank levels.
[12:17] Mavis
Now that we've warmed up,
[12:19] Mavis
how about we both get serious?
[12:22] Knight B
Sh-She's not serious yet?
[12:25] Mavis
Godspeed Sword! 1.3x speed!
[12:32] Referee
Hold it right there! Winner: Mavis!
[12:35] Referee
Medics!
[12:37] Mavis
But I still had two more levels to go...
[12:40] Mavis
I guess that's all right.
[12:42] Arledy
What? What do you think you're doing?
[12:46] Pauline
I look forward to a good match.
[12:48] Mage B
That last girl really transformed
herself in the last six months.
[12:51] Mage B
Every once in a while, someone of
unprecedented talent appears in our world.
[12:54] Mage B
But there aren't very many of them.
[12:57] Mage B
Seems I drew the short straw with you.
[12:59] Pauline
I apologize if I'm not able to
live up to your expectations.
[13:02] Mage B
The others don't look like
anything special either.
[13:05] Mage B
It may call itself the Hunter Prep School,
but letting kids in...
[13:09] Mage B
I guess its standards have dropped?
[13:11] Mage B
It seems like those kids would get
annihilated the first time they got sent out.
[13:14] Mage B
Still, if they tried to just join a party,
they'd only hold them back.
[13:18] Pauline
Please stop that.
[13:19] Mage B
Huh?
[13:20] Pauline
You can say whatever you like about me.
[13:23] Pauline
If I think of you as a troublesome customer,
it doesn't bother me at all.
[13:27] Pauline
But I will not tolerate any
insult to my dear friends.
[13:32] Mage B
Huh? I'm just calling it like I see it.
[13:35] Mage B
They're both pipsqueaks
with thin little bodies.
[13:38] ---
The very definition of
small-fry cannon fodder—
[13:39] Pauline
I told you, I will tolerate none of that!
[13:44] Mage B
What? A mage flinging
herself into close combat?
[13:47] Mage B
Rage, flames!
[13:49] Mage B
Into a burning fireball, to scorch
the enemy before me to nothing!
[13:52] Mage B
Fireball!
[13:59] Mage B
Oh, dear. That was a direct hit, wasn't it?
[14:01] Mile
Pauline-san!
[14:02] Mage B
With those burns, you can't
keep fighting, can you?
[14:05] Mage B
Just give up now.
[14:07] Pauline
Dull the sense of pain.
Regenerate muscle tissue.
[14:10] Pauline
Repair arteries and veins.
Restore skin tissue.
[14:13] Pauline
Mega Heal!
[14:20] Mage B
You're kidding me!
[14:21] Mage B
Even my teacher couldn't
use that legendary healing magic!
[14:24] Mage B
How can a little girl like you possibly...
[14:27] Pauline
You can attack me as much as you'd like.
[14:29] Pauline
I'll heal it all, then bring this staff down on
the head of the person who insulted my friends.
[14:37] Mage B
I... I give! I surrender!
[14:40] Referee
Winner: Pauline!
[14:43] Arledy
Wh-What's going on?
[14:46] Pauline
That was so scary!
[14:47] Mavis
You did good!
[14:49] Mile
Th-The way Pauline-san fights is terrifying!
[14:52] Mile
It's too scary!
[14:54] Reina
My turn next.
[14:57] Mage A
What's with those last two?
[15:00] Mage A
Could this one have increased
her abilities, too?
[15:03] Reina
This old man... He seems like he's
got both skills and experience,
[15:06] ---
so why did he turn to evil deeds?
[15:09] Reina
Oh! Could it be that he needs to
earn money, even dirty money,
[15:12] ---
to support lots of children?
[15:15] Reina
Do you have a family?
[15:18] Mage A
You're so arrogantly
certain you can beat me,
[15:20] ---
you're worried about the
family I'll leave behind?
[15:23] Mage A
Roaring flames of ultimate fire!
[15:24] Mage A
Enshroud and burn my enemy to ash!
[15:27] Referee
Stop! That magic will kill her!
[15:30] Mage A
Hellfire!
[15:35] Mage A
Did you see that? My greatest spell.
[15:38] Referee
Put out those flames now!
[15:39] Reina
No need for that.
[15:44] Mage A
What?
[15:45] Reina
I'm best at fire magic,
[15:48] ---
but lately, I've gotten really
good at ice magic, too.
[15:51] Reina
Now, it's my turn!
[15:54] Reina
Roaring flames of ultimate fire!
[15:56] Reina
Enshroud and burn my enemy to ash!
[15:58] Reina
Hellfi—
[15:59] Mage A
W-W-Wait!
[16:00] Mage A
I don't have magic to counter that!
[16:02] Mage A
I'll die!
[16:04] Mage A
I give up! I surrender!
[16:06] Reina
What? You're the one who used
it in the first place.
[16:08] Reina
No fair.
[16:10] Referee
Winner: Reina!
[16:13] Pauline
Just what you'd expect from Reina.
[16:16] Mile
Thank goodness.
[16:17] Mile
No one's gotten injured. They're all fine.
[16:20] Reina
Mile!
[16:21] Mile
Yes?
[16:22] Reina
You're the last one.
Go get us a perfect victory!
[16:27] Mile
Now, I just need to win in a way that doesn't
make me stand out and end all of this quietly.
[16:38] Mile
Huh?
[16:38] Mile
I'm not really sure what's going on,
but did I just win by default?
[16:43] Mile
That's lucky!
[16:44] Mile
This is the least flashy way to win, right?
[16:47] Arledy
I won't let that happen.
[16:49] Mile
Huh?
[16:52] Arledy
Thump.
[16:57] Arledy
I will fight you in his place.
[17:00] Mile
Huh?
[17:01] Mavis
That's... the boss behind
the kidnappings, right?
[17:04] Reina
Oh! You're right!
[17:06] Arledy
If I win, you will comply with
the conditions we set earlier.
[17:11] Arledy
By the way, I used to be an A-rank Hunter.
[17:14] Mile
What?
[17:15] Arledy
It's usually my policy to cherish
pretty little girls,
[17:19] Arledy
but seeing a face contorted in pain might
not be so bad once in a while.
[17:28] Arledy
Huh?
[17:31] Arledy
She's strong!
[17:34] Arledy
So fast!
[17:49] Arledy
What's with her physical abilities?
[17:51] Arledy
Her movement isn't refined at all, and yet
[17:54] Arledy
it's taking everything I have to manage her?
[17:57] Arledy
I have no choice.
[17:59] Arledy
I'll let you see a skill I've been
saving for a special occasion.
[18:02] Arledy
If I use this, you'll
end up quite battered,
[18:05] Arledy
so I'd really rather not, but...
[18:08] Arledy
You won't want to give up, will you?
[18:10] Arledy
After all, you embody all of my ideals...
[18:13] Arledy
in that modest chest of yours!
[18:18] Mile
You said it again, didn't you?
[18:20] Arledy
What? This is—
[18:23] Arledy
It's the same as that other time.
[18:25] Arledy
It couldn't be... You caused that explosion?
[18:29] Mile
Didn't I say that I'm still growing?!
[18:34] Mile
Oh no!
[18:49] Mile
Please concede this match.
[18:52] Arledy
I-I give up!
[18:54] Arledy
And I'll confess to all
the bad things I've done!
[18:57] Arledy
Please forgive me!
[19:04] Elbert
You were splendid!
[19:05] Elbert
Forget saving the school
from getting closed down.
[19:09] Elbert
You uncovered the crimes of a corrupt noble!
[19:11] ---
Our reputation with His Majesty and
those allied with him is skyrocketing!
[19:14] Elbert
I've been promised a budget
increase starting next year!
[19:19] Swordsman
Mavis-kun!
[19:20] Mavis
Yes?
[19:22] Swordsman
I'm from the Emerald Gale.
[19:25] Swordsman
Will you join us?
[19:27] Mavis
What?
[19:27] Warrior
Pauline!
[19:28] Warrior
Come join the Scorching Thunder!
[19:31] Warrior
We've got a lot of rowdy types,
so we're always getting injured.
[19:34] Mage
Reina!
[19:35] Mage
Won't you join us in the Glittering Dusk?
[19:38] Mage
Most of us are mages.
[19:42] Gren
Mile!
[19:44] Gren
Come join my Roaring Mithrils.
You'd be greatly welcome.
[19:47] Elbert
What's this?
[19:48] Elbert
The Roaring Mithrils are among the
highest-rated parties, even among B ranks!
[19:52] Elbert
If you study hard under
them from your young age,
[19:54] ---
even S rank wouldn't be out of reach!
[19:57] Elbert
You'd be the pride of my school!
[19:59] Mile
I'm sorry, I have to decline.
[20:02] Mile
I promised my roommates.
[20:05] Girls
We have to decline, too!
[20:07] Girls
Because we promised our roommates!
[20:11] Mile
Are we really doing this?
[20:13] Reina
I don't know why we wouldn't!
[20:15] Pauline
Of course!
[20:16] Mavis
Let's do it!
[20:20] Mile
We may have been born in
different places and times!
[20:24] Mavis
But we are as close as family!
[20:27] Pauline
We have become friends who
will walk the same path!
[20:29] Reina
And even if one day our paths should part...
[20:33] Mile
As long as crimson blood
flows through my veins...
[20:36] Girls
Our friendship will never die!
[20:39] Girls
We four are friends bound in spirit!
[20:42] Girls
And we are...
[20:44] Girls
The Crimson Vow!
[20:51] Mavis
We nailed it.
[20:52] Reina
This is the best feeling!
[20:54] Pauline
I think I could get addicted to this!
[21:01] Mile
With all of this, we'll keep attracting
attention even after graduation...
[21:05] Mile
Huh? Where's Pauline-san?
[21:11] Pauline
One is three silver coins.
[21:13] Pauline
If you get all four, we'll give you a
steep discount at one small gold coin!
[21:16] Customer A
Give me a Reina-chan!
[21:17] Customer B
Can I have one Mavis-oneesama?
[21:20] Customer C
I want a Mile-chan!
[21:21] Customer D
Three of Pauline-chan!
[21:22] Customer E
Three full sets!
[21:24] Mile
Wh-Wh-What is all this?
[21:26] Mile
Is it WonFes? Are we at WonFes?
[21:28] Reina
The dolls you make all
the time caught her eye.
[21:31] Reina
She said she used those as
prototypes and mass produced them.
[21:34] Mile
Now you mention it,
she did ask to borrow them...
[21:36] Mile
After reincarnating into another world,
I'm getting my WonFes debut?
[21:39] Mavis
She said it's to build up funds for the
Crimson Vow's activities after graduation.
[21:43] Mavis
That's our financial affairs officer for you!
[21:46] Customer A
Oh! It's Reina-chan!
[21:47] Customer B
Mavis-oneesama!
[21:49] Customer C
Mile-chan!
[21:50] Customer D
Autograph this!
[21:51] Customer E
I want a handshake!
[21:53] Mile
I was wrong about WonFes!
[21:55] Mile
This is more like they came to meet idols!
[21:57] Mile
No, no! Don't give up!
[21:59] Mile
In this, my second life,
[22:01] ---
I will find super average,
completely normal happiness!
[22:05] Mile
I will find it!
[22:08] ---