# Didn't I Say to Make My Abilities Average in the Next Life?!
Kurihara Misato was a little more capable than other high school girls, and as a result, she was always alone and couldn't live her life the way she wanted. When she was reincarnated in another world after a tragic accident, she wanted a chance to make normal friends and live a normal life. So she asked God for one thing...
"Give me abilities that are average for that world!"
But the abilities God gave her were not "average" at all...
And now this girl, who's been reborn in a world where magic is real, struggles to find simple, ordinary happiness!
# Season 1
# E1 - You Said I'd Get a Do-Over in a New World!
Source: [Crunchyroll](https://www.crunchyroll.com/watch/GYXJKP0K6/you-said-id-get-a-do-over-in-a-new-world)
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**[00:12] Mile**
I'm finally here!
**[00:14] Mile**
The royal capital of the Kingdom of Tils!
**[00:22] Mile**
The palace is just a little smaller
than the Kingdom of Brandel's.
**[00:31] Mile**
Wh-Who are you calling a country girl?
**[00:34] Mile**
It's normal the first time you
go somewhere! Anyone would—
**[00:39] Mile**
I did it again!
**[00:45] Lennie**
Yes.
**[00:46] Lennie**
We do have a room available.
**[00:48] Lennie**
It's five silvers a night.
**[00:50] Lennie**
Meals are an additional fee.
**[00:52] Lennie**
Also, one basin of hot water is five coppers.
**[00:55] Mile**
Oh, I can handle hot and cold water myself,
so I won't be needing any.
**[00:59] Mile**
There we go.
**[01:00] Lennie**
That's amazing!
**[01:01] Lennie**
It's magic, right?
**[01:03] Lennie**
Oh! Are you a Hunter, Miss?
**[01:06] Mile**
You're half right.
**[01:08] Mile**
I've actually been accepted to the
Hunters' Prep School here in this country.
**[01:15] Mile**
I'm Mile.
**[01:16] Mile**
I'll be staying here until
the school entrance ceremony.
**[01:18] Lennie**
I'm the face of this inn, Lenny!
**[01:21] Lennie**
Do your best out there, miss!
**[01:23] Lennie**
If a famous Hunter favored our inn,
we'd start really raking it in!
**[01:28] Mile**
I'm not interested in standing out like that.
**[01:29] Lennie**
What's this?
**[01:30] Mile**
I'm aiming for just one thing!
**[01:33] Mile**
Absolutely average, completely unremarkable,
everyday happiness!
***SIGN*** Didn't I Say to Make My Abilities
Average in the Next Life?!
***SIGN*** You Said I'd Get a Do-Over in a New World!
**[01:48] Mile**
Okay! Time for a redo of
my life in a new world!
**[01:51] Mile**
This time I'm going to find normal happiness!
**[01:54] Lennie**
Have a nice day!
**[01:55] Mile**
Thank you!
**[01:58] Mile**
I'll start by getting a feel for this town.
**[02:01] Mile**
Oh, I want to eat gelato!
***SIGN*** Sapain Square
***SIGN*** Arena
**[02:04] Mile**
Wow! What a gorgeous view!
***SIGN*** Dragon's Mouth
**[02:13] Mile**
My hand! My hand!
**[02:14] Lady**
Oh, dear!
**[02:17] Mile**
Just kidding!
**[02:20] Mile**
I'm sorry! I'm really sorry!
**[02:25] Mile**
Now that I'm done sightseeing,
I'll head for the marketplace.
**[02:32] Mile**
Oh, I see...
**[02:33] Mile**
I thought this town was a little subdued.
**[02:36] Mile**
I haven't really seen
any children besides Lenny-chan.
**[02:40] Mile**
Could it be that even in this fantasy world,
**[02:43] Mile**
they've been hit with declining birth rates?
**[02:46] Mavis**
Oops. Careful there.
**[02:54] Mile**
I'm so sorry!
**[02:55] Mile**
Um, thank you very much.
**[02:58] Mile**
Um... Mister... Miss...
**[03:03] Mile**
Miss Sir?
**[03:04] Mavis**
Yes... In trying to be considerate,
you got a little mixed up.
**[03:09] Mavis**
If you daydream too much and get lost,
**[03:11] Mavis**
you might not find your way back home.
**[03:15] Mile**
I-I'm not that little!
**[03:19] Mavis**
Well then, I'll take my leave.
**[03:23] Mavis**
Oh, and... I'm a woman.
**[03:28] Mile**
So that bothered her.
**[03:31] Mile**
* That aside... Treating me*
* like a child was pretty rude.*
**[03:35] Mile**
*Despite my appearance, my actual age is...*
**[03:38] Reina**
You there, little one.
**[03:39] Mile**
Huh?
**[03:40] Reina**
Turn back right now.
**[03:42] Reina**
A child walking into the
slums without a care...
**[03:46] Reina**
They'd chew you up and suck on your bones.
**[03:48] Mile**
A child?
**[03:49] Reina**
You're littler than me. It's obvious.
**[03:52] Reina**
At any rate, I'm saying
to stay away from there.
**[03:55] Mile**
Wow... It's like the perfect depiction
of a seedy underworld.
**[04:00] Mile**
I'm sorry!
**[04:01] Mile**
I was thinking and almost
went in by accident.
**[04:05] Reina**
I-It isn't as though I care what
happens to some child I don't know.
**[04:10] Reina**
But if I'd pretended I hadn't noticed,
I wouldn't have slept well. That's all.
**[04:14] Mile**
*Th-This is...*
**[04:16] Mile**
There's no mistaking it! You're tsundere!
**[04:18] Reina**
Huh?
**[04:19] Reina**
Tsundere?
**[04:20] Mile**
I'm sorry.
**[04:21] Mile**
That concept doesn't exist
in this world, does it?
**[04:24] Reina**
I feel as though you're poking fun at me.
**[04:27] Mile**
I have no plans to go in there!
**[04:29] Mile**
I apologize for worrying you!
**[04:31] Reina**
Well, that's fine, then.
**[04:32] Reina**
Now, if you could just do something about that
**[04:35] Reina**
"country girl" look on your face...
**[04:38] Mile**
But she went in...
**[04:41] Mile**
Wait!
**[04:42] Mile**
"Country girl" face?
**[04:46] Mile**
I said not to laugh!
**[04:49] Mile**
It's the marketplace!
**[04:58] Pauline**
Are you all right?
**[05:00] Mile**
Y-Yes, I'm fi—
**[05:04] Pauline**
I-Is something wrong?
**[05:06] Pauline**
Did you hurt yourself?
**[05:08] Mile**
N-No...
**[05:10] Mile**
It's nothing.
**[05:11] Mile**
I'm sorry I wasn't looking
where I was going.
**[05:14] Pauline**
Not at all. I wasn't paying
proper attention, either.
**[05:17] Pauline**
Excuse me for a moment.
**[05:18] Mile**
Huh?
**[05:21] Mile**
Huh?
**[05:22] Pauline**
There you go.
**[05:23] Pauline**
Well, take care, won't you?
**[05:29] Mile**
*What a kind young lady.*
**[05:31] Mile**
* I'm sure she's lovely,*
* just the same inside and out.*
**[05:35] Mile**
*But those breasts just aren't fair...*
**[05:41] Mile**
* Oh, that's right! I haven't*
* tried orc meat yet!*
**[05:45] Mile**
*Okay.*
**[05:46] Mile**
*I'll ask them to cook it for me at the inn.*
**[05:48] Mile**
Excuse me! I'll take this one.
**[05:50] Man**
Coming right up!
**[05:51] Man**
This contains the best part
of the tenderloin.
**[05:53] Man**
But are you going to be able
to carry it home yourself?
**[05:55] Mile**
Oh. I'll be fine.
**[06:00] Mile**
It's so big!
**[06:01] Mile**
Here we go.
**[06:03] Man**
Well, that's surprising.
**[06:04] Man**
You're very strong, miss,
and you can use storage magic, too?
**[06:08] Mile**
Oh, yes. More or less...
**[06:10] Man**
There aren't many who can use that magic.
**[06:13] Man**
And a child like you can.
**[06:15] Man**
Well, that's knocked me for a loop.
**[06:18] Man**
I'm only saying this for your own good.
**[06:20] Man**
It's dangerous for children around here.
You should hurry and go home.
**[06:23] Mile**
Huh?
**[06:25] Lennie**
I'm sorry. I forgot to tell you.
**[06:28] Mile**
Then it's true? Right now,
here in the capital...
**[06:31] Lennie**
Yes.
**[06:32] Lennie**
Children around our age have been
disappearing in the last few days.
**[06:38] Lennie**
Please be careful, miss.
**[06:40] Lennie**
A child that can use magic is valuable.
**[06:43] Mile**
I will.
**[06:45] Mile**
Wait! A child?
**[06:46] Mile**
You mean me?
**[06:49] Mile**
So children are going missing...
**[06:53] Mile**
This must be why things felt odd today, right?
**[06:55] Mile**
Nano-chan...
**[07:03] Nano**
You talking to me without thinking was
outrageously odd as well, Mile-sama.
**[07:08] Nano**
After all, normal people can't see me.
**[07:12] Mile**
Oh, don't remind me!
**[07:15] Mile**
But you know, some of it was because
you talked first, Nano-chan.
**[07:19] Nano**
That's because you're the first person
in hundreds of years to perceive us,
**[07:21] Nano**
the nanomachines, so...
**[07:24] Nano**
I can't help it.
**[07:25] Mile**
Fantasy plus nanomachines, huh?
**[07:28] Mile**
I guess anything goes...
**[07:30] Mile**
in alternate worlds.
**[07:33] Mile**
This is a secret just between us.
**[07:36] Mile**
The truth is, "Mile" is
just an alias I'm using.
**[07:39] Mile**
I'm really a noble from the
Kingdom of Brandel named
***SIGN*** A
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A
s
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a
m
**[07:43] Mile**
Adele von Ascham!
**[07:44] Mile**
Except I'm actually...
**[07:46] Mile**
a Japanese high school student
named Kurihara Misato.
***SIGN*** K
u
r
i
h
a
r
a
M
i
s
a
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o
**[07:49] Mile**
It's embarrassing, but I'm one of those
**[07:51] Mile**
people who reincarnated into another world.
**[07:54] Mile**
Because I was able to do just a
little more than everyone else,
**[07:58] Mile**
I always stood out...
**[08:00] Mile**
Meaning, I never had a single friend.
**[08:04] Mile**
Oh! But my parents and little
sister loved me very much.
**[08:08] Mile**
Then...
**[08:13] Mile**
And there it is!
**[08:15] Mile**
The famous reincarnated-into-another-world
Out-of-Control-Truck!
**[08:23] Mile**
Because that happened...
**[08:28] Mile**
A god-type person said I could be
reincarnated into another world.
**[08:34] Mile**
And, of course, it would be
with all the expected bonuses.
**[08:38] Mile**
The bonus I asked for was...
**[08:41] (Flashback) Mile**
In my next life, I want to make normal
friends and live a normal life.
**[08:46] (Flashback) Mile**
So please, whatever abilities you give me...
**[08:49] (Flashback) Mile**
I want them to be average for that world!
**[08:52] Mile**
After that, I was reincarnated
into this world and a lot...
**[08:57] Mile**
a lot... really a lot happened
in these twelve years.
**[09:02] Mile**
Regular happiness...
**[09:04] Mile**
I wonder if I'll ever find it.
**[09:11] Nano**
I'm sure you will.
***SIGN*** Day Before the Entrance Ceremony
**[09:21] Mile**
Okay!
**[09:22] Mile**
I have complete knowledge
of the capital!
**[09:24] Mile**
Now I can start school without a care.
**[09:28] Mile**
I'm back, Lenny-chan!
**[09:30] Mile**
Huh?
**[09:31] Man**
Don't stop me! I'm going
to look for Lenny!
**[09:33] Woman**
This is the busiest time of day!
What will we do without a chef?
**[09:37] Man**
Aren't you worried about Lenny?
**[09:39] Woman**
She's just a little late coming
back from shopping. That's all.
**[09:46] Mile**
She wasn't at the marketplace.
**[09:48] Nano**
Mile-sama, you know...
**[09:49] Nano**
You say you want a normal life,
**[09:52] Nano**
but you do tend to poke your
nose into dangerous business.
**[09:56] Mile**
Is something wrong with that?
**[09:57] Nano**
Not at all.
**[09:58] Nano**
Still, can you think of anywhere other
than the marketplace that she might be?
**[10:02] Mile**
Could we use search magic?
**[10:04] Nano**
It's possible, but if we expand
the search to the whole capital,
**[10:07] Nano**
it would exceed even your data
processing capabilities, and...
**[10:10] Nano**
Your head would go boom.
**[10:12] Mile**
Let's not do that!
**[10:13] Mile**
At times like these,
**[10:15] Mile**
it makes sense to try looking in
places like this first, right?
**[10:19] Man**
Hey, this one's a gem.
**[10:22] Man**
If we take this one,
the boss'll give us a huge bonus.
**[10:26] Mile**
* I didn't think I'd get caught*
* the second I walked in.*
**[10:28] Nano**
You might've been a little too obvious.
**[10:30] Mavis**
Halt!
**[10:30] Men**
Huh?
**[10:32] Mavis**
Don't you dare touch
her with your filthy hands!
**[10:34] Mile**
It's Miss Sir!
**[10:36] Man**
And who d'you think you are?
**[10:38] Mavis**
I have no name to give villains like you!
**[10:41] Mile**
Oh! I've always wanted to say this!
That famous manga line!
**[10:45] Man**
Get her!
**[10:51] Man**
What're you flitting around for?
**[10:54] Mavis**
Is that all you've got?
**[10:56] Man**
Don't underestimate me!
**[11:01] Man**
Die!
**[11:04] Man**
Welcome.
**[11:05] Man**
Playtime's over.
**[11:08] Mile**
Whoa! She's really in a tough spot!
**[11:10] Nano**
Mile-sama...
**[11:11] Mile**
Oh! Oops!
**[11:12] Mile**
I started just watching...
**[11:15] Man**
Just come quietl—
**[11:21] Mavis**
Huh?
**[11:21] Mile**
Are you all right?
**[11:23] Mavis**
This is...
**[11:25] Mavis**
sleep magic?
**[11:27] Mavis**
Wait. Huh?
**[11:28] Mavis**
You're that girl.
**[11:31] Mile**
Hello...
**[11:33] Mavis**
I see. You were investigating
the case, too.
**[11:36] Mile**
Then, you are, too?
**[11:38] Mavis**
Yes.
**[11:39] Mavis**
Causing those children and
their families to suffer...
**[11:42] Mavis**
As a knight, I can't let
them get away with it.
**[11:44] Mile**
* She was having all that trouble earlier,*
* and she's a female knight...*
**[11:47] Mile**
*Maybe she's the super-honorable martyr type?*
**[11:48] Mile**
*Why is my brain going there?*
**[11:51] Mavis**
Is something wrong?
**[11:52] Mile**
Not at all!
**[11:53] Mile**
If that's the case, I'd like to help.
**[11:57] Mavis**
All right.
**[11:58] Mavis**
I can't use magic, so it
would be very reassuring.
**[12:05] Mavis**
I'm Mavis. I look forward
to working with you.
**[12:09] Mile**
Um... I-I'm Mile.
**[12:12] Mile**
Well... shall we start with
a little interrogation?
**[12:16] Mavis**
So this is their hideout, is it?
**[12:19] Mile**
* No matter what world you're in,*
* the bad guys always hang out in a warehouse!*
**[12:23] Man**
What're you doing here?
**[12:31] Mile**
* There are bad guys who look*
* like they come from the*
**[12:34] Mile**
*Century's End in this world, too!*
**[12:35] Mile**
* Still... In the scene where they first*
* appeared they were this big, and now...*
**[12:39] Mile**
* Suddenly they're normal-sized!*
* Just as you'd expect!*
**[12:43] Man**
What could a couple of kids want around here?
**[12:45] Mile**
I can't help but wonder if
he ever cuts his tongue!
**[12:47] Man**
I don't really get it,
but they seem pretty suspicious.
**[12:51] Mavis**
Who's suspicious, us or you?
**[12:52] Man**
Should we kill 'em?
**[12:53] Man**
Let's do it!
**[12:55] Men**
Hya-ha!
**[12:56] Mile**
A real "hya-ha" in person!
**[12:59] Mavis**
Why do you seem so happy?
**[13:05] Mile**
The garbage has been sterilized.
**[13:06] Mile**
Er, no! I mean... Fire magic?
**[13:09] Mavis**
A-Are they dea—
**[13:10] Reina**
I didn't kill them.
**[13:12] Reina**
I held back so that you wouldn't
get caught up in it, after all.
**[13:16] Reina**
Though, I don't think there'd
be any particular problem
**[13:18] Reina**
if villains who kidnap children were to die.
**[13:21] Mavis**
You're looking for the children, too?
**[13:23] Reina**
Yes. I'm Reina.
**[13:25] Reina**
Also known as the Crimson Reina.
**[13:28] Mile**
She told us herself!
**[13:30] Reina**
Oh, you're...
**[13:36] Mavis**
There's a door.
**[13:37] Mile**
That just makes it feel like there are
people locked up in there, doesn't it?
**[13:41] Reina**
It seems the only guards
were the idiots outside.
**[13:46] Mavis**
Are you all in there?
**[13:48] Mavis**
We're here to save you.
**[13:49] Kids**
Please, Miss! We're scared.
**[13:50] Pauline**
Yes. Everyone is here.
**[13:53] Mavis**
All right. I'm going to open
the door now, so... huh?
**[13:56] Mavis**
That's strange.
**[13:57] Reina**
What's wrong?
**[13:58] Mavis**
This door doesn't have a doorknob or keyhole.
**[14:02] Reina**
It must be a magic door.
**[14:03] Mile**
I'll use unlocking magic...
**[14:06] Mile**
It's unlocked.
**[14:07] Reina**
Huh?
**[14:08] Mavis**
You truly are amazing!
**[14:10] Reina**
*She did magic without a spell?*
**[14:12] Reina**
You! Mile, wasn't it?
**[14:15] Reina**
Just now, did—
**[14:15] Mavis**
I'll open the door now.
**[14:22] ---**
I'm scared...
**[14:24] Mavis**
Are you all right?
**[14:26] Girl**
I wanna go home!
**[14:28] Mavis**
You'll be home very soon.
**[14:30] Pauline**
Thank you so much.
**[14:32] Mile**
Huh?
**[14:33] Mile**
You're the girl from the marketplace.
**[14:34] Pauline**
Oh! We meet again!
**[14:36] Pauline**
If you'd like, please call me Pauline.
**[14:39] Reina**
More importantly, why did they kidnap you?
**[14:42] Reina**
You're obviously not a child.
**[14:46] Pauline**
Actually, I happened to come across
them when they were kidnapping children.
**[14:51] Pauline**
I thought that since both the
children and I were in danger...
**[14:54] Pauline**
I'd offer to look after the children for them.
**[14:57] Pauline**
I'm not sure why, but they accepted.
**[14:59] Mile**
They really are idiots.
**[15:03] Mavis**
Still, your courage and
quick-wittedness are truly impressive.
**[15:06] Pauline**
Well, considering the family business,
this is nothing...
**[15:11] Mavis**
Family business?
**[15:12] Pauline**
With that being done...
**[15:15] Pauline**
Heal.
**[15:18] Reina**
You can use magic, too.
**[15:20] Pauline**
Just simple healing magic.
**[15:22] Mavis**
Well, thank you. You're a great help.
**[15:25] Mile**
Um, Pauline-san...
**[15:27] Mile**
Is there a girl here called Lenny-chan?
**[15:29] Pauline**
No. We're the only ones here.
**[15:33] Pauline**
Could she have been taken
straight to the boss?
**[15:36] Mile**
I-It couldn't be...
**[15:41] Boss**
You just do what you're told,
and don't make a fuss!
**[15:43] Lennie**
Okay! I will!
**[15:45] Boss**
Here I come!
**[15:48] Lennie**
Mom...
**[15:50] Mile**
Has Lenny-chan climbed the
stairs of adulthood?
**[15:53] Mile**
Lenny-chan!
**[15:54] Mavis**
Mile...
**[15:55] Reina**
Huh? What's wrong?
**[15:56] Pauline**
Please, calm down.
**[15:58] Pauline**
She might be being held somewhere else.
**[16:01] Mile**
Lenny-chan!
**[16:02] Girls**
Wait!
**[16:03] Mile**
Lenny-chan!
**[16:06] Mile**
Huh?
**[16:07] Boss**
My, my. I thought it seemed noisy.
**[16:10] Boss**
What adorable guests.
**[16:13] Reina**
So you're the leader behind the kidnappings?
**[16:16] Boss**
And if I am?
**[16:17] Mile**
Where are you keeping Lenny-chan?
**[16:20] Boss**
Lenny? None of the children I
invited here go by that name.
**[16:24] Mile**
Huh?
**[16:26] Reina**
It's no use talking with villains!
**[16:30] Reina**
Rage, flames!
**[16:31] Reina**
Into a blazing sphere!
**[16:33] Reina**
Fire Ball!
**[16:35] Man**
Fire Ball.
**[16:43] Mavis**
Reina!
**[16:47] Man**
You have a long ways to go, little girl.
**[16:50] Woman**
What if you set off the explosive
powder we have here in the warehouse?
**[16:55] Reina**
To think I'd be defeated
by an abridged spell...
**[16:58] Mavis**
If magic won't work, then...
**[17:02] Man**
Oh, dear... That was close.
**[17:08] Man**
Wow. I'm scared.
**[17:11] Man**
Stop toying with the child!
**[17:14] Man**
All right, all right.
**[17:15] ---**
Take this!
**[17:21] Mile**
Mavis-san!
**[17:22] Mavis**
H-He's strong...
**[17:24] Man**
Good potential, but still just children.
**[17:27] Woman**
When we're nearly A-rank, it's no
wonder they're no match for us.
**[17:31] Man**
Stop! There's no need to tell them that.
**[17:34] Mavis**
B-rank Hunters...
**[17:38] Boss**
I will allow no one to
interfere with my ambitions!
**[17:41] Mavis**
Kidnapping little girls...
What are you planning?
**[17:45] Boss**
My ambition...
**[17:47] Boss**
My desire is for...
**[17:49] Boss**
a harem of beautiful girls!
**[17:52] Girls**
Huh?
**[17:53] Boss**
And, of course, I only want to admire them!
**[17:55] Boss**
I'd never do anything
improper or unpardonable.
**[17:57] Boss**
To see beautiful girls locked
together in an innocent embrace...
**[18:02] Boss**
To have them dote on me and let
me use their laps as pillows...
**[18:05] Boss**
That would be enough for me!
**[18:08] Boss**
That's right!
**[18:09] Boss**
Untouched, unspoiled little
girls just like you!
**[18:16] Mile**
Huh?
**[18:19] Mile**
Wait! You mean me?
**[18:21] Mile**
Wait, seriously? Please, no!
**[18:25] Boss**
How lovely.
**[18:26] Boss**
Particularly that modest chest of yours.
**[18:28] Mile**
What?
**[18:30] Boss**
The bosom is a mark of womanhood...
**[18:32] Boss**
Seeing a girl holding back
tears for the lack of it...
**[18:35] Boss**
Letting me comfort her like a mother would...
**[18:40] Boss**
It's so perfect, I could die!
**[18:46] Mile**
Just because I'm a little flat... So what?
**[18:51] Man**
She's trembling.
**[18:53] Man**
Don't scare her too much, boss.
**[18:55] Mavis**
M-Mile...
**[18:57] Pauline**
I'm not sure why, but she
seems to be trembling...
**[19:02] Reina**
Huh?!
**[19:04] Reina**
This can't be real!
**[19:05] Reina**
This is... It can't be...
**[19:07] Reina**
Magical power so strong
it can be seen... Really?
**[19:11] Nano**
Pardon the interruption.
Allow me to explain!
**[19:14] Nano**
In this world, magic is...
**[19:16] Nano**
when we nanomachines take the
spellcaster's thought waves...
**[19:19] Nano**
what is commonly referred to as
"magical power," and cause various phenomena.
**[19:23] Nano**
And Mile-sama's thought waves are,
**[19:26] Nano**
compared to the spellcasters
of this world,
**[19:28] Nano**
roughly 6,800 times stronger!
**[19:31] Nano**
That is why she can use magic with no spell
**[19:33] Nano**
and why her physical abilities
are so impressive.
**[19:36] Nano**
But Mile-sama asked for her
abilities to be average, so why?
**[19:42] Nano**
There's a little trick here.
**[19:47] Nano**
Among all the creatures
in this world, there is one
**[19:49] Nano**
that is considered the strongest.
**[19:51] Nano**
The creature which stands above
all others, the elder dragon!
**[19:54] Nano**
In other words, Mile-sama is an average
**[19:56] Nano**
of the weakest creature and
the strongest creature.
**[19:58] Nano**
She gained half the power
of the elder dragon.
**[20:02] Nano**
You can figure out the rest yourself, right?
**[20:05] Mile**
I...
**[20:07] Mile**
I am...
**[20:08] Mile**
I am still growing!
**[20:39] Mile**
I'm so sorry...
**[20:41] Mile**
I'm sorry!
**[20:43] Girls**
Mile!
**[20:46] Mile**
Getting all upset because
she called me flat!
**[20:48] Mile**
I'm not some mage who arrived
on the back of a dragon!
**[20:52] Nano**
You know, Mile-sama, I don't think
you're cut out for a normal life, do you?
**[20:56] Mile**
I told you! It's not like
I wanted this power!
**[21:00] Mile**
Oh, honestly!
**[21:01] Mile**
Didn't I say to make my abilities average?
**[21:08] Lennie**
Do your best at school!
***SIGN*** Went on a side trip and got home a little late
**[21:10] Lennie**
Come back and visit sometimes!
**[21:16] Mile**
After I left Brandel, I thought
I was messing up less.
**[21:20] Nano**
More importantly, was it really all
right to just leave them like that?
**[21:24] Mile**
I don't know.
**[21:26] Mile**
But now that they've seen that power,
I can't face them again.
**[21:29] Mile**
And I probably won't see them again, anyway.
**[21:31] Nano**
Did something just stand up?
**[21:33] Mile**
Stand up? You mean like Clara?
***SIGN*** Hunters' Prep School
**[21:37] Mile**
It really is small. I thought since
it's run by the government, it'd be...
**[21:40] Nano**
Well, on the other hand, tuition is free.
**[21:42] Mile**
That's true!
**[21:43] Mile**
Okay! I guess I'll go register
at the student dorms.
**[21:51] Mile**
Is this the room?
**[21:56] Mile**
I'm Mile!
**[21:58] Mile**
I'm looking forward to
getting to know all of...
**[22:05] Mile**
Huh?
**[22:06] ---**
***SIGN*** Didn't I Say to Make My Abilities
Average in the Next Life?!
# E2 - Didn't I Say the Four of Us Would Be a Party?!
Source: [Crunchyroll](https://www.crunchyroll.com/watch/GR24J84E6/didnt-i-say-the-four-of-us-would-be-a-party)
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**[00:05] Mile**
*Of all things...*
**[00:07] Mile**
* I never thought I'd be in the*
* same room as these girls.*
**[00:09] Mile**
*How will I explain what happened yesterday?*
**[00:15] Mile**
Gulp...
***SIGN*** Didn't I Say to Make My Abilities
Average in the Next Life?!
***SIGN*** Episode 2
***SIGN*** Didn't I Say the Four of Us Would Be a Party?!
**[01:53] Mavis**
We should start with introductions.
**[01:55] Mile**
Huh?
**[01:56] Mavis**
I am Mavis von Austien, aged seventeen.
**[02:00] Mavis**
I come from a family of knights
and aim to become a swordswoman.
**[02:03] Reina**
Reina. I'm fifteen.
**[02:05] Reina**
I'm a mage, Hunter rank E,
and people call me "Crimson Reina."
**[02:09] Mile**
Oh! She gave herself the
"Crimson Reina" nickname again!
**[02:12] Mavis**
So you really aren't an
F-rank beginner, then.
**[02:15] Reina**
Well, no.
**[02:16] Pauline**
Oh! I'm hoping to become a mage, too.
**[02:19] Pauline**
Pauline. I'm fourteen,
and my family are merchants.
**[02:23] Pauline**
Reina-san, I hope to learn a
lot from you, if you don't mind.
**[02:26] Reina**
In that case, you're asking the wrong person.
**[02:29] Reina**
Right?
**[02:30] Mile**
Huh?
**[02:34] Reina**
Introductions. It's your turn.
**[02:37] Mile**
Oh, uh, right!
**[02:39] Mile**
Um... I'm Mile. Twelve years old.
**[02:41] Reina**
Your profession and rank?
**[02:43] Mile**
I-I-I hope to become a
mage and my r-rank is...
**[02:47] Mavis**
*Maybe C?*
**[02:48] Reina**
*Somewhere around B...*
**[02:49] Pauline**
*It couldn't be A, could it?*
**[02:51] Mile**
My rank is a rock-bottom F!
**[02:53] Mile**
I'm a novice Hunter!
**[02:55] Girls**
*That's a lie!*
**[02:57] Mile**
*They don't believe me!*
**[02:58] Mile**
*Could it be... at this rate...*
***SIGN*** Objection!
**[03:02] Mile**
*Will they put me on trial?*
**[03:04] Mile**
*Have a space-time inquest?*
**[03:07] Mile**
*It couldn't be torture, could it?*
**[03:08] Mile**
To try to uncover my secrets...
**[03:11] Reina**
You. Tell us the truth—
**[03:15] Mavis**
It's time. We should go.
**[03:18] Reina**
I guess so.
**[03:19] Pauline**
Mile-chan, you should come, too.
**[03:21] Mile**
Um... Where?
**[03:23] Pauline**
We'll be late to the new student orientation.
**[03:25] Mile**
Oh, that's right.
**[03:28] Mile**
* Thank goodness. I managed*
* to dodge that somehow.*
**[03:32] Mile**
Huh?
**[03:35] Mile**
*Maybe I didn't dodge it.*
**[03:39] Elbert**
I am Elbert, the school principal.
**[03:42] Elbert**
I'm here to cram what you would normally
learn over the course of several years
**[03:47] ---**
of your own experiences into six months.
**[03:49] Elbert**
The training will be brutal.
**[03:51] Elbert**
But if you manage to graduate,
you'll be awarded a D rank.
**[03:54] Background**
Whoa! That's amazing! He said D rank!
**[03:57] Elbert**
And... the student with the highest
scores will be awarded C rank.
**[04:01] Background**
Wow! Yay!
**[04:03] Mile**
* I have to make sure no one*
* finds out what I really am.*
**[04:07] Mile**
*Especially not those three.*
**[04:10] Elbert**
First, you'll show me what you can do.
**[04:21] Elbert**
Hold there!
**[04:23] Elbert**
You're pretty skilled, Mavis.
**[04:25] Mavis**
Thank you, sir.
**[04:27] Elbert**
Right. Next pair!
**[04:28] Mile**
Y-Yes, sir!
**[04:31] Mile**
* This time, I'll be normal.*
* I'll make this average.*
**[04:35] Mile**
*I'd like to be about fifth from the top.*
**[04:37] Mile**
*I'll just do whatever and lose quickly.*
**[04:40] Boy**
Look at who she's up against.
**[04:41] Boy**
Yeah, Moob. He's already an active Hunter.
**[04:44] Boy**
I heard he choked an orc to
death with his bare hands.
**[04:48] Mile**
* Just do whatever and lose quickly.*
* Just do whatever and lose quickly...*
**[04:51] Mile**
* And if possible, lose in*
* a way that doesn't hurt.*
**[04:54] Mile**
*I'm a girl who can be average!*
**[04:57] Mauve**
Bah! With a girl like this as my opponent,
forget interesting. This'll be nothing.
**[05:01] Mile**
I-I'm looking forward to a good bout!
**[05:03] Mauve**
Hey! If I'm gonna be fighting little girls,
I'd rather have that one over there.
**[05:08] Mauve**
This one's flat as a cutting board!
No fun at all!
**[05:11] Mile**
What?
**[05:13] Mauve**
Huh?
**[05:14] Mile**
I'll destroy you!
**[05:20] Mile**
My chest? You're talking about *my* chest?
**[05:21] Mile**
Is it such a crime to be flat?
**[05:23] Boy**
She took out Moob with one blow!
**[05:25] Boy**
Could you see any of that?
**[05:27] Boy**
No, I couldn't follow it at all.
**[05:29] Mile**
N-N-No! It's not what you think!
**[05:32] Mile**
He said his stomach hurt,
and then he just fell over!
**[05:35] Mavis**
I'm even more curious about you now.
**[05:38] Mile**
He just fell over! I'm telling the truth!
**[05:41] Pauline**
Mile-chan is really amazing, isn't she?
**[05:43] Reina**
Those weren't the moves of
someone applying to be a mage.
**[05:45] Reina**
What is with that girl?
**[05:47] Girl**
Fly, flames!
**[05:56] Elbert**
All right, next! Reina!
**[05:58] Reina**
Yes, sir!
**[05:59] Reina**
Blaze brightly, fires of hell!
**[06:02] Reina**
Burn through even the bones!
**[06:09] Elbert**
That's some pretty good magic.
**[06:11] Reina**
Thank you.
**[06:13] Elbert**
Right, next. Mile.
**[06:15] Mile**
Y-Yes, sir!
**[06:17] Mile**
*Average, average...*
**[06:18] Mile**
* This time... This time for sure,*
* I'll be average.*
**[06:21] Mile**
* If I use about half the*
* magic Reina-san used...*
**[06:24] Mile**
*I won't get it wrong this time.*
**[06:26] Mile**
Blaze brightly, fires of hell.
**[06:28] Mile**
Burn through even the bones!
**[06:33] Mile**
Perfect!
**[06:38] Mile**
Reina-san?
**[06:39] Reina**
You're not bad.
**[06:41] Mile**
Oh, no. I'm totally normal.
**[06:44] Mile**
You saw my magic just now, right?
**[06:46] Reina**
Yes. I saw it.
**[06:48] Reina**
You used my original spell, magic that only I should be able to use,
**[06:51] ---**
after seeing it only once.
**[06:54] Mile**
Original spell?
**[06:55] Reina**
You're going to explain how you did it.
**[06:59] Mile**
I just remembered something I need to do.
**[07:01] Mile**
If you'll excuse me!
**[07:06] Mile**
I did it again...
**[07:09] Nano**
There, there, Mile-sama.
It happens all the time, doesn't it?
**[07:12] Mile**
You could help me a little...
**[07:15] Mile**
You're so mean, Nano-chan.
**[07:17] Nano**
Those are my specs.
**[07:18] Nano**
Oh, hey.
**[07:19] Nano**
Isn't this the perfect time
to do that one thing?
**[07:22] Mile**
Oh, right!
**[07:25] Mile**
Just a little more and it'll be done!
**[07:30] Mile**
It's done!
**[07:32] Mile**
Listen to this, Marcelina!
**[07:34] Mile**
Though it's a little hard for me to say...
**[07:37] Mile**
Listen to this, Marcelina!
**[07:39] Mile**
I want to live a normal life, but...
**[07:42] Mile**
I just can't seem to do it!
**[07:45] Mile**
Thank you for listening, Marcelina!
**[07:51] Pauline**
What an unusual doll.
**[07:53] Mile**
Oh, this is an SD figure.
Sort of a Nendonaroid.
**[07:58] Mile**
By reducing the overall proportions,
its cuteness is accented...
**[08:02] Mile**
Huh?
**[08:04] Mile**
Um, how long have you been there?
**[08:07] Pauline**
Listen to this, Marcelina!
**[08:09] Pauline**
From around there.
**[08:11] Mile**
*She heard the whole thing!*
**[08:13] Pauline**
It really is very cute.
**[08:15] Mile**
Th-Thanks...
**[08:17] Pauline**
Where did you learn such a skill?
**[08:18] Mile**
Huh?
**[08:20] Mile**
*I took something I loved in my last life...*
**[08:21] Mile**
*And just made what I remembered.*
**[08:24] Mile**
*But there's no way I can say that!*
**[08:27] Pauline**
Stare...
**[08:30] Mile**
* She's watching me! Staring at me!*
* What do I do? What do I do?*
**[08:34] Mile**
It...
**[08:35] Pauline**
It?
**[08:38] Mile**
It's a secret family technique!
**[08:44] Pauline**
Oh, is it?
**[08:46] Mile**
Yes, it is!
**[08:48] Mile**
*Good! I managed to dodge the question!*
**[08:50] Pauline**
*I'm sure that's what she's thinking now.*
**[08:52] Pauline**
Actually, Mile-chan,
I came to invite you to tea.
**[08:56] Mile**
Tea?
**[09:00] Mile**
* My first day at the academy,*
* and I'm already going to a RL event!*
**[09:12] Reina**
You are going to tell us about yourself.
**[09:17] Mile**
* This tea set is starting to look*
* like a police station katsudon...*
**[09:20] Mile**
U-Um... I'm really just a
super-normal twelve-year-old.
**[09:25] Mavis**
Even though you defeated the
Hunter Moob with a single blow?
**[09:28] Mile**
It's a secret family technique.
**[09:30] Reina**
Even though you used magic only I can use?
**[09:33] Mile**
It was a secret family technique...
**[09:34] Reina**
I told you, I invented that spell!
**[09:36] Pauline**
Reina-san, please don't look so angry.
**[09:40] Pauline**
After all, we're not trying
to pick on Mile-chan.
**[09:44] Pauline**
We just want to learn more about each other
to get better acquainted. That's all.
**[09:49] Mavis**
Yes, that's true.
**[09:51] Reina**
Since we went to the trouble, I suppose
we should have some tea and sweets.
**[09:56] Reina**
It seems like we have a
long night ahead of us.
**[09:58] Mile**
*There's no escaping this!*
**[10:00] Mile**
*There's only one option left.*
**[10:04] Mile**
All right! I'll tell you!
**[10:09] Reina**
So, you're saying that a cabinet minister after
your abilities allied with a demon lord,
**[10:13] Reina**
and you were able to escape unscathed
with the help of a prince?
**[10:17] Mile**
Yes!
**[10:18] Mile**
I thought I was going to die!
**[10:20] Reina**
I see. That must have been tough.
**[10:22] Mile**
It really was!
**[10:24] Reina**
And who d'you think is
gonna believe that, moron?
**[10:27] Mile**
What?
**[10:29] Reina**
I've read that book, too!
**[10:31] Mile**
Oh no!
**[10:32] Pauline**
It *is* a bestseller.
**[10:34] Reina**
Are you mocking us?
**[10:37] Mile**
That wasn't my intention at all. Not at all.
**[10:40] Reina**
Then tell us the truth!
**[10:43] Mile**
What?
**[10:44] Pauline**
Now, now. Let's leave it there for now.
**[10:47] Reina**
What? Why? You're curious too, aren't you?
**[10:49] Pauline**
I am curious, but...
**[10:52] Pauline**
Everyone has something in their past
they'd rather not talk about, right?
**[10:56] Reina**
Well, yes, but...
**[10:58] Mavis**
Huh? I don't.
**[11:03] Pauline**
I have things I'd rather not talk about, too.
**[11:07] Pauline**
Which is why...
**[11:08] Pauline**
I hope you'll want to tell us one
day, when we're better friends.
**[11:12] Mile**
Pauline-san...
**[11:13] Reina**
I'm sorry for trying to force you to tell us.
**[11:16] Reina**
I'm looking forward to getting to know you.
**[11:17] Mile**
Reina-san!
**[11:20] Mile**
I'm not sure what you're saying, but...
**[11:24] Mile**
Thank you, everyone!
**[11:27] Pauline**
* I'm sure the doll Mile-chan*
* made would sell very well.*
**[11:31] Reina**
* It doesn't seem like she's any good at lying,*
* so she's probably not a bad person.*
**[11:34] Reina**
* But I'm going to make her tell*
* me the secret of her strength!*
**[11:39] Reina**
*Still...*
**[11:41] Pauline**
* For her to think she could fool us with*
* the plot from that popular novel...*
**[11:46] Girls**
*Is she... a ditz?*
**[11:52] Elbert**
Next, you'll show me your
strength in the field.
**[11:55] Elbert**
I've posted quests even you should be
able to clear on the bulletin board.
**[11:59] Elbert**
Form parties and complete them within a week.
**[12:04] Boy**
What do you think?
**[12:05] Boy**
Who would be good?
**[12:07] Mile**
Parties, huh?
***SIGN*** Stare...
**[12:15] Mavis**
Well, shall we go?
**[12:16] Reina**
If we don't hurry, all the
good ones will be gone.
**[12:19] Pauline**
With these four members,
our party's complete!
**[12:22] Mile**
Y-Yes!
**[12:25] Reina**
Defeating ten horned
rabbits clears this quest.
**[12:29] Mavis**
Those are the lowest-ranked monsters.
It should be simple.
**[12:32] Pauline**
But...
**[12:33] Pauline**
Where could they be?
**[12:36] Mile**
Leave it to me!
**[12:45] Mile**
There's one in the brush!
**[12:47] Mavis**
There really was one!
**[12:48] Reina**
How did you know that?
**[12:50] Mile**
It was just a little search magic.
**[12:52] Reina**
Seriously, what are you?
**[12:54] Pauline**
The quest is more important right now!
**[12:56] Mavis**
We'll start with one!
**[12:58] Mavis**
It's fast!
**[12:59] Reina**
With my magic, I'll—
**[13:03] Reina**
It takes too long to aim!
**[13:04] Pauline**
I'll do it!
**[13:06] Pauline**
Oh dear!
**[13:10] Mavis**
They're so fast.
**[13:12] Reina**
There's no way we're getting ten of those.
**[13:14] Pauline**
Do you think we aren't ready for this yet?
**[13:18] Mile**
Is this the first time you've
done a quest like this?
**[13:20] Mavis**
I've trained with the sword, though.
**[13:22] Pauline**
It's my first time, too.
**[13:24] Reina**
I'm not good at hitting
targets that keep moving.
**[13:26] Mile**
I see.
**[13:28] Mile**
*I can defeat them myself, but...*
**[13:30] Mile**
*But there's no point in that.*
**[13:35] Mile**
Laugh and have fun... Laugh and have fun...
**[13:37] Reina**
Wha...
**[13:38] Reina**
What are you doing?
**[13:40] Mile**
I've got it!
**[13:41] Mile**
Everyone! Do you want to get stronger?
**[13:44] Girls**
Huh?
**[13:47] Reina**
Gather, water!
**[13:48] Reina**
Come to me!
**[13:51] Mile**
Now, squeeze the water together tightly.
**[13:54] Mile**
Horned rabbits are small and agile,
**[13:57] Mile**
so we'll make this sphere small, too.
**[13:59] ---**
Try to imagine something
you can move quickly.
**[14:01] Reina**
Freeze!
**[14:03] Reina**
Change form!
**[14:04] Reina**
Sharpen into an icicle!
**[14:06] Mile**
Now!
**[14:06] Reina**
Go!
**[14:08] Reina**
I did it!
**[14:09] Mile**
A huge success!
**[14:11] Mile**
How are you doing, Pauline-san?
**[14:12] Pauline**
Dance, droplets!
**[14:13] Pauline**
Surge as hot as a passionate heart!
**[14:18] Pauline**
That's amazing! It's just
like you said, Mile-chan!
**[14:20] Mile**
With water magic,
practical applications are best.
**[14:23] Mile**
Being able to make hot water
is convenient in a lot of ways.
**[14:26] Reina**
You really do know all kinds of things.
**[14:28] Mile**
Uh... Um... They're secret
family techniques.
**[14:32] Reina**
Really?
**[14:33] Reina**
I'm gonna practice a little more.
**[14:34] Pauline**
So will I.
**[14:35] Mile**
I see.
**[14:36] Mile**
Good luck!
**[14:38] Mile**
Oh! You surprised me!
**[14:40] Mile**
Since you're a swordswoman,
Mavis-san, let's go over there...
**[14:47] Pauline**
That was a little unexpected.
**[14:49] Reina**
What was?
**[14:50] Pauline**
That you would just accept
Mile-chan's suggestion.
**[14:54] Reina**
She might be a mass of mysteries,
but her advice is right on point.
**[14:58] Reina**
She used that search magic earlier, too.
Her skills are the real deal.
**[15:03] Mile**
* If everyone gets stronger,*
* I'll stand out less.*
**[15:07] Mile**
* And by completing the quest,*
* it's two birds with one stone!*
**[15:11] Mile**
Now, I'll start at a normal person's speed
and gradually start coming at you faster.
**[15:16] Mile**
Mavis-san, I'd like you to
deflect all of my strikes.
**[15:20] Mavis**
All right.
**[15:21] Mile**
Here I come.
**[15:22] Mile**
Take this!
**[15:23] Mavis**
Whoa!
**[15:24] Mavis**
I can handle this much, no problem!
**[15:26] Mile**
Then I'll increase to 1.2x speed!
**[15:30] Mavis**
Y-You got any more?
**[15:32] Mile**
1.5x speed!
**[15:34] Mavis**
I-I'm barely keeping up...
**[15:36] Mile**
20x speed!
**[15:40] Mavis**
Wait! Did your eyes and voice just change?
**[15:50] Mile**
I'm so sorry! I started just having fun!
**[15:53] Mavis**
Mile...
**[15:54] Mile**
Yes?
**[15:55] Mavis**
You're amazing! Amazing!
**[15:57] Mavis**
I didn't know humans could move so fast!
**[15:59] Mavis**
One day, I, too, would like
to reach such heights!
**[16:02] Mavis**
Mile, please train me more!
**[16:05] Mile**
Mavis-san...
**[16:06] Mile**
All right!
**[16:07] Mile**
I'll use every means I
know of to make you stronger!
**[16:16] Mile**
First, you must put on this hachimaki.
***SIGN*** She Starts with Form First
**[16:21] Mavis**
Why are you dressed like that?
**[16:23] Mile**
Never mind that. Put it on.
***SIGN*** Lots of Things Mixed Together
**[16:29] Mile**
If the hachimaki touches
the ground, you start over!
**[16:34] Mile**
Don't rest. Keep up a constant pace.
**[16:38] Mile**
Strike at a speed where
you can't feel the heat.
**[16:44] Reina**
I have no idea what they're doing,
but that's some impressive training.
**[16:46] Pauline**
Yes, it is.
**[16:51] Reina**
We should start setting up camp soon.
**[16:53] Mile**
Yes, we should.
**[16:54] Mile**
First...
**[16:57] Mile**
A tent!
**[17:01] Mile**
Firewood!
**[17:04] Mile**
All that's left is food... Food...
**[17:06] Mile**
Orc meat!
**[17:08] Mile**
Well, should we have dinner—
**[17:11] Mile**
Huh?
**[17:14] Mavis**
To think you can use storage magic, too.
**[17:17] Pauline**
You're quite the valuable commodity—
**[17:19] Pauline**
No. I mean, if people found out about this,
**[17:21] ---**
there'd be no end to the invitations you'd get.
**[17:24] Reina**
Don't you dare tell anyone.
**[17:27] Mavis**
I got some very good training today,
thanks to Mile.
**[17:30] Mavis**
With this, even those horned rabbits will...
**[17:34] Mavis**
I forgot. My sword is...
**[17:36] Mile**
If that's all, let me see it.
**[17:40] Mile**
First, I'll bury it in the ground.
**[17:43] Mile**
* Carbon content, titanium,*
* high tensile steel...*
**[17:46] Mile**
* plus a lot of other things to make*
* a sword that won't ever break.*
**[17:49] Mile**
* In terms of keenness, it will be around*
* the fifth-sharpest in this world.*
**[17:52] Mile**
* The edge won't chip. It will*
* resist blood and grease.*
**[17:54] Mile**
* It will be a useful sword that*
* doesn't require maintenance.*
**[17:56] Mile**
*But it will look just like it used to.*
**[17:59] Mile**
Mile Blizzard!
**[18:15] Mile**
Here you go, Mavis-san.
**[18:17] Mavis**
You can fix swords too, Mile?
You really are amazing.
**[18:20] Reina**
How does burying a broken
sword in the ground fix it?
**[18:25] Mile**
I-I-It's...
**[18:26] Pauline**
A secret family technique. Right?
**[18:28] Mile**
Yes. Yes!
**[18:29] Reina**
Well, whatever.
**[18:33] Pauline**
*The storage magic earlier is the same.*
**[18:36] ---**
*This will be useful in business.*
**[18:40] Mavis**
It's amazingly sharp!
**[18:41] Mavis**
Thank you, Mile!
**[18:49] Mavis**
All right! I've cornered it!
**[18:52] Reina**
Got it! That makes ten!
**[18:55] Pauline**
We've completed our assignment!
**[18:56] Mavis**
We cleared it, thanks to Mile.
**[18:58] Mile**
No, no. I really didn't do anything.
**[19:01] Reina**
Too much humility is just
another form of bragging.
**[19:04] Mile**
It was my pleasure.
**[19:06] Pauline**
Now, let's get back.
**[19:08] Pauline**
If we don't return today, we'll fail.
**[19:13] Mile**
What was that?
**[19:18] Mavis**
A rock golem!
**[19:19] Pauline**
If I remember correctly...
**[19:21] Reina**
A group of four C ranks can
barely beat that monster!
**[19:25] Reina**
At our current level, we don't
stand a chance! We have to run!
**[19:30] Reina**
Mile!
**[19:31] Mile**
*What is that?*
**[19:32] Mile**
*How does it move?*
**[19:34] Mile**
*What's the power source? Where's the engine?*
**[19:36] Mile**
*What's the armor made of?*
**[19:40] Mile**
* It's truly a wonder of*
* otherworldly mechanisms!*
**[19:44] Mile**
* I want to pop it apart and*
* investigate every inch of it!*
**[19:49] Pauline**
Mile-chan!
**[19:50] Reina**
Is she trembling?
**[19:52] Mavis**
So even Mile is afraid of rock golems?
**[19:56] Reina**
They're behind us, too?
**[20:01] Mavis**
We don't have a choice.
**[20:03] Mavis**
Let's go, Reina! Pauline!
**[20:05] Mavis**
Before the ones back there reach us,
we'll break past the one ahead!
**[20:09] Reina**
We have no other options.
**[20:22] Mavis**
Oh no!
**[20:23] Pauline**
I won't let you!
**[20:25] Pauline**
There!
**[20:28] Reina**
Take this!
**[20:33] Reina**
Uh-oh!
**[20:34] Pauline**
Reina-san!
**[20:36] Mavis**
Over here!
**[20:40] Reina**
Focus your thoughts...
**[20:41] Reina**
Rapid fire!
**[20:45] Reina**
That got through!
**[20:46] Reina**
Aim for the joints, Mavis!
**[20:47] Mavis**
Got it!
**[20:53] Pauline**
Now!
**[20:54] Reina**
Mile! We're running... away?
**[20:57] Mile**
As I thought. This was built
up using magnetic force, right?
**[21:01] Mile**
You might even be able to
make this configuration!
**[21:03] Reina**
I'm just not surprised by her anymore.
**[21:07] Elbert**
I will now announce the
results of the assignment.
**[21:10] Elbert**
Squad A, elimination of big rats...
**[21:13] Elbert**
Failure.
***SIGN*** Depressed
**[21:14] Elbert**
Squad B, elimination of
fire-breathing toads...
**[21:17] Elbert**
Failure.
***SIGN*** Depressed
**[21:19] Elbert**
Squad C, elimination of ten horned rabbits...
**[21:22] Elbert**
Success.
**[21:23] Elbert**
Additionally, they crushed three rock golems
they encountered while on the quest.
**[21:28] Students**
What?!
**[21:30] Reina**
*This party could really make it!*
**[21:34] Mile**
*Assignment cleared!*
**[21:35] Mile**
*Wait! Are we standing out?*
**[21:37] Mile**
*Still...*
**[21:39] Mile**
*New companions...*
**[21:41] Mile**
*New friends...*
**[21:51] Arledy**
Everyone made it out safely?
**[21:53] Knight**
Thank you very much.
**[21:54] ---**
We owe it all to you, Arledy-sama.
**[21:57] Arledy**
I know this is sudden,
**[21:58] ---**
but I've discovered the location
of the three who wrecked my plans,
**[22:02] ---**
as well as the little kitten.
**[22:05] Knight**
Really?
**[22:06] Arledy**
Just you wait, Mile.
***SIGN*** Didn't I Say to Make My Abilities
Average in the Next Life?!
**[22:18] ---**
# E3 - Didn't I Say to Make My Graduation Plain and Simple?!
Source: [Crunchyroll](https://www.crunchyroll.com/watch/G6QW7VJ96/didnt-i-say-to-make-my-graduation-plain-and-simple)
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**[00:07] Mavis**
I can't sleep...
**[00:08] Reina**
Then should we talk about something?
**[00:10] Mile**
If you're going to do girl talk before sleep,
how about you talk romance?
**[00:14] Reina**
Then we'll start with you
since you suggested it, Mile.
**[00:16] Mile**
What? Me?
**[00:18] Mile**
I, uh...
**[00:20] Mile**
I've got nothing.
**[00:21] Reina**
What about you, Pauline?
**[00:23] Pauline**
I'm sorry. I've got nothing, too.
**[00:25] Reina**
Me neither. That's the end of that.
**[00:27] Mavis**
What?
**[00:28] Mavis**
Why didn't you ask me?
**[00:30] Reina**
Do you have anything?
**[00:31] Mavis**
Well... uh...
**[00:33] Mavis**
No.
**[00:35] Reina**
It just means that girls who
enroll at a place like this
**[00:37] ---**
don't have time for that kind of thing.
**[00:39] Mile**
If a story would be all right, I have one.
**[00:43] Reina**
Sounds good. Let's hear it.
**[00:45] Mile**
All right. I saw this on TV when I was little.
**[00:48] Girls**
TV?
**[00:50] Mile**
No, what I meant was, um...
**[00:53] Mile**
Yes. From an imaginary land called
"Japan," I bring you a wondrous tale.
**[00:57] ---**
This is *Altered Folktales From Japan*.
**[00:59] Pauline**
Oh, that sounds like fun!
**[01:03] Mile**
Once upon a time...
**[01:07] Mile**
That is how the hero, Peach,
managed to successfully defeat the ogres.
**[01:12] Mile**
And they all lived happily ever after.
**[01:15] Mavis**
That was great!
**[01:16] Pauline**
That's the first time I've heard a
story where animals were part of a party.
**[01:20] Reina**
Tell us more!
**[01:21] Mile**
I've already told you more than ten stories.
**[01:24] Reina**
They're fun! It makes you want to hear more!
**[01:27] Mile**
I've already told you all
the ones I remember...
**[01:30] Mile**
Oh.
**[01:31] Mile**
Do you mind if I change genres?
**[01:33] Reina**
Anything's fine, just tell us another!
**[01:38] Mavis**
The Goblingers are awesome!
**[01:40] Mavis**
"If a miracle's what we need,
then we'll make a miracle happen!"
**[01:43] Reina**
"I will show you... my true power!"
**[01:47] Pauline**
"A life lasts only 50 years!"
**[01:49] Reina**
What's with the pose?
**[01:53] Mile**
*I wonder if they've caught it now...*
**[01:55] Mile**
* That illness that otaku in the world I used*
* to live in were particularly susceptible to...*
**[02:01] Mile**
*Chuunibyou.*
***SIGN*** Didn't I Say to Make My Abilities
Average in the Next Life?!
***SIGN*** Episode 3
***SIGN*** Didn't I Say to Make My Graduation Plain and Simple?!
**[03:39] Nano**
Sorry this happened so suddenly,
**[03:41] Nano**
but six months have passed.
**[03:46] Boy A**
Mile-san...
**[03:47] Mile**
Yes?
**[03:49] Boy A**
We've decided to form a party
after graduation, and...
**[03:52] Boy A**
We were wondering if you'd join us, Mile-san.
**[03:55] Mile**
Um... I'm sorry.
**[03:57] Mile**
I've already promised my roommates.
**[04:01] Boy A**
We thought you might've...
**[04:03] Boy A**
Too bad.
**[04:06] Mile**
* Turning down invitations with that*
* excuse was Reina-san's idea...*
**[04:12] Mile**
It's... already graduation.
**[04:15] Nano**
What will you do, Mile-sama?
**[04:18] Mile**
My situation is complicated,
**[04:20] ---**
so I think I need to be
able to live on my own.
**[04:26] Mile**
Just when we were getting along so well.
**[04:33] Reina**
Oh, that's right.
**[04:34] Reina**
Where should we have our base?
**[04:37] Mile**
Our base?
**[04:39] Reina**
Our base of operations for our
party after we graduate, of course.
**[04:44] Mile**
What?
**[04:45] Reina**
It's not like any of you have
anywhere specific to go, right?
**[04:48] Reina**
And considering the way none of you
like to talk about your families,
**[04:51] Reina**
all three of you are in a difficult
position for various reasons.
**[04:55] Reina**
Anyone have any complaints?
**[04:56] Mavis**
I don't.
**[04:57] Pauline**
One day, I must return
to where I was born,
**[05:01] Pauline**
but for now I'd like to polish
my magic skills,
**[05:04] Pauline**
so if I could do that with all of you, then...
**[05:06] Reina**
Now then, there's only one left.
**[05:08] Mile**
M-M-My situation is really
super complicated, so...
**[05:12] Mile**
I'd only cause trouble if I was with you.
**[05:17] Reina**
And?
**[05:19] Mile**
I'm saying I'd only be trouble for you.
**[05:21] Reina**
I know that. What's the rest?
**[05:24] Mile**
The rest?
**[05:25] Reina**
If you have no other reasons,
then it's decided.
**[05:28] Mile**
Oh, but...
**[05:29] Reina**
That's enough! It's decided!
**[05:31] Reina**
Besides, you're always telling people
you promised your roommates, right?
**[05:35] Mile**
Huh? But, Reina-san, that's because you...
**[05:38] Reina**
Stop talking.
**[05:40] Reina**
We are forming a party!
**[05:43] Reina**
The matter is settled!
**[05:52] Reina**
Honestly!
**[06:01] Reina**
Listen up. As long as crimson
blood runs through our veins,
**[06:05] Reina**
we will never betray our friends.
**[06:07] Reina**
Our friendship will never be destroyed!
**[06:11] Girls**
Yeah!
**[06:14] ---**
I'm so hungry...
**[06:15] Reina**
Hey! What should we have for lunch?
**[06:17] Mavis**
Sometimes, it's nice to dig into some meat!
**[06:20] Elbert**
Squad C. Can I see you a minute?
**[06:22] Girls**
Huh?
**[06:27] Reina**
What's going on, Principal?
**[06:30] Elbert**
As you seem to be the most skilled
among the students this semester,
**[06:34] ---**
I have a favor to ask!
**[06:36] Mile**
Oh, no. We're not really...
**[06:37] Elbert**
Yes, you are!
**[06:39] Elbert**
Talent like yours hasn't been seen
since this place was founded!
**[06:42] Mile**
Huh?
**[06:44] Mavis**
Um, so, what is this favor you wanted?
**[06:47] Elbert**
This time, it's been decided that at the
Graduation Certification Mock Battle,
**[06:50] Elbert**
a team representing the
students will fight B-rank Hunters.
**[06:55] Reina**
I see. And you want us to be
the representatives, right?
**[06:59] Mavis**
Of course we'll do it!
**[07:00] Mavis**
Being a representative would be an honor!
**[07:03] Elbert**
No. It's not just the fight.
**[07:05] Elbert**
I want you to win!
**[07:06] Girls**
What?
**[07:07] Reina**
I'd heard that the mock battle
was just a test of skill,
**[07:10] ---**
and that who won or lost didn't matter.
**[07:13] Elbert**
That's how it's supposed to be, but...
**[07:15] Elbert**
This time, if we don't win, this school...
**[07:18] Elbert**
will be shut down!
**[07:19] Girls**
What?
**[07:21] Elbert**
Our school doesn't produce
impressive results,
**[07:24] ---**
and there have always been people
who say it's a waste,
**[07:27] Elbert**
but the other day, an influential noble
suddenly imposed the condition I just gave you.
**[07:33] Mile**
Are B rank Hunters really that strong?
**[07:36] Reina**
Just ten of them can complete
national-level quests.
**[07:40] Reina**
To be blunt, for people C rank or lower
to beat them would take a miracle.
**[07:43] Mile**
There's that much of a difference...
**[07:45] Elbert**
I understand that.
**[07:47] Elbert**
And the lack of results is
entirely my responsibility.
**[07:51] Elbert**
But I don't want to let
them close this school!
**[07:54] Elbert**
All of you, please! I'm begging you!
**[07:57] Mile**
No, no. We couldn't possibl—
**[07:58] Girls**
Leave it to us!
**[08:00] Mile**
What?
**[08:06] Elbert**
This is the day you will
take the final step of
**[08:09] ---**
your six-month-long Hunter
training school curriculum...
**[08:12] Elbert**
The Graduation Certification Mock Battle.
**[08:14] Elbert**
Show me all the skills you've
worked so hard to attain!
**[08:22] Mile**
After that, I might have to be like
the main character in an anime
**[08:25] ---**
and put my life on the line in this fight...
**[08:28] Arledy**
Oh my!
**[08:29] Mile**
Huh?
**[08:31] Arledy**
I've missed you, my sweetheart.
**[08:35] Mile**
What?!
**[08:38] Mile**
Wh-Why are you here?
**[08:44] Mile**
Reina-san and the others said you'd
been handed off to the military police.
**[08:50] Arledy**
I'm sorry it's so cramped in here.
**[08:52] Arledy**
This is a waiting room prepared just for me.
**[08:58] Arledy**
Seeing a lovely young girl tense with
anxiety is very stimulating, too.
**[09:05] Mile**
Hurry up and tell me! Why is the
boss of a kidnapping ring here?
**[09:09] Arledy**
I'm quite an influential noble,
**[09:11] ---**
so even if the police come,
I can send them away...
**[09:16] Arledy**
Though even I couldn't prevent my underlings
from being temporarily taken away.
**[09:19] Arledy**
Power really is useful, don't you think?
**[09:23] Mile**
Could it be that you're one who said
the school should be shut down?
**[09:27] Arledy**
What a very good guess.
**[09:28] Mile**
Why would you do something like that?
**[09:30] Arledy**
It's payback for ruining my Thrilling,
Fully-Loaded, Lovely Girl Harem Plan!
***SIGN*** Thrilling, Fully-Loaded, Lovely Girl Harem Plan♥
**[09:36] Mile**
*So that was the name of her plan.*
**[09:39] Mile**
Never mind that!
**[09:40] Mile**
If you have a grudge against me,
you should just go after me!
**[09:44] Arledy**
That's no fun at all.
**[09:46] Arledy**
But if you insist, I don't
mind changing the conditions.
**[09:50] Mile**
Huh?
**[09:51] Arledy**
If your lot can't beat my
B-rank Hunters with straight wins,
**[09:56] Arledy**
you will become my property.
**[10:05] Arledy**
If you're all right with that,
**[10:06] ---**
I'll take back the condition
of closing down the school.
**[10:09] Mile**
*I might be able to win, but everyone else...*
**[10:13] Mile**
* But if I could save the school*
* in exchange for just me...*
**[10:18] Mile**
All right.
**[10:21] Knight A**
Getting 100 gold coins just for
beating these fledglings...
**[10:25] ---**
The boss is pretty generous.
**[10:27] Knight B**
Still, these guys were lucky last time.
**[10:31] Mage B**
All the explosives we had in our hideout
happened to explode for some reason.
**[10:35] Mage A**
Which means this job
will be a profitable one.
**[10:39] Reina**
Huh? Aren't they the kidnappers from before?
**[10:41] Pauline**
Oh! You're right.
**[10:43] Pauline**
I thought the military police
had taken them away.
**[10:46] Mavis**
Why are they here?
**[10:48] Reina**
I don't know, but why not?
**[10:50] Reina**
It gives us the chance for a
rematch from six months ago!
**[10:54] Mile**
Say, everyone! Let's not, "Just go for it!"
Instead, let's, "Go carefully," okay?
**[10:58] Reina**
What's that supposed to mean?
**[11:00] Mile**
Even if we lose here, the school
won't get shut down, so...
**[11:03] Girls**
Huh?
**[11:04] Pauline**
What do you mean?
**[11:06] Mile**
The influential noble withdrew the
condition of the school's closure.
**[11:10] Mile**
...is what I heard from the principal.
**[11:12] Mavis**
Really? Is that so.
**[11:14] Mile**
So you really don't need to—
**[11:15] Reina**
Even so! This is still a chance for
us to make a name for ourselves!
**[11:18] Mile**
What?
**[11:19] Mavis**
That's true.
**[11:21] Mavis**
And I couldn't stand losing
to the likes of them twice.
**[11:23] Mavis**
We aim for victory no
matter the difficulties!
**[11:25] Mavis**
Just like the Goblingers!
**[11:27] Mile**
What? H-Hang on!
**[11:29] Mile**
I'm telling you, "Go carefully!"
**[11:33] Mavis**
It's been a while, kidnapper.
**[11:35] Knight B**
I'm sure you've improved a
bit in the last six months.
**[11:38] Knight B**
I'm planning to go all-out today,
so this might be over in an instant.
**[11:42] Mavis**
I'll do my very best to persevere,
so that doesn't happen.
**[11:47] Nano**
Don't worry.
**[11:48] Mile**
Don't talk like it's no big deal.
**[11:50] Mile**
She's up against someone at B rank.
**[11:52] Nano**
Please observe.
**[11:53] Mavis**
Here it comes!
**[11:54] Mavis**
The ultimate technique drilled into my body
through hellish, blood-soaked training!
**[11:58] Mavis**
Godspeed Sword!
**[11:59] Mavis**
1.2x normal speed!
**[12:03] Knight B**
Sh-She's fast!
**[12:08] Mile**
What?
**[12:08] Nano**
Thanks to your training, Mile-sama, those
girls' skills all easily exceed B-rank levels.
**[12:17] Mavis**
Now that we've warmed up,
**[12:19] Mavis**
how about we both get serious?
**[12:22] Knight B**
Sh-She's not serious yet?
**[12:25] Mavis**
Godspeed Sword! 1.3x speed!
**[12:32] Referee**
Hold it right there! Winner: Mavis!
**[12:35] Referee**
Medics!
**[12:37] Mavis**
But I still had two more levels to go...
**[12:40] Mavis**
I guess that's all right.
**[12:42] Arledy**
What? What do you think you're doing?
**[12:46] Pauline**
I look forward to a good match.
**[12:48] Mage B**
That last girl really transformed
herself in the last six months.
**[12:51] Mage B**
Every once in a while, someone of
unprecedented talent appears in our world.
**[12:54] Mage B**
But there aren't very many of them.
**[12:57] Mage B**
Seems I drew the short straw with you.
**[12:59] Pauline**
I apologize if I'm not able to
live up to your expectations.
**[13:02] Mage B**
The others don't look like
anything special either.
**[13:05] Mage B**
It may call itself the Hunter Prep School,
but letting kids in...
**[13:09] Mage B**
I guess its standards have dropped?
**[13:11] Mage B**
It seems like those kids would get
annihilated the first time they got sent out.
**[13:14] Mage B**
Still, if they tried to just join a party,
they'd only hold them back.
**[13:18] Pauline**
Please stop that.
**[13:19] Mage B**
Huh?
**[13:20] Pauline**
You can say whatever you like about me.
**[13:23] Pauline**
If I think of you as a troublesome customer,
it doesn't bother me at all.
**[13:27] Pauline**
But I will not tolerate any
insult to my dear friends.
**[13:32] Mage B**
Huh? I'm just calling it like I see it.
**[13:35] Mage B**
They're both pipsqueaks
with thin little bodies.
**[13:38] ---**
The very definition of
small-fry cannon fodder—
**[13:39] Pauline**
I told you, I will tolerate none of that!
**[13:44] Mage B**
What? A mage flinging
herself into close combat?
**[13:47] Mage B**
Rage, flames!
**[13:49] Mage B**
Into a burning fireball, to scorch
the enemy before me to nothing!
**[13:52] Mage B**
Fireball!
**[13:59] Mage B**
Oh, dear. That was a direct hit, wasn't it?
**[14:01] Mile**
Pauline-san!
**[14:02] Mage B**
With those burns, you can't
keep fighting, can you?
**[14:05] Mage B**
Just give up now.
**[14:07] Pauline**
Dull the sense of pain.
Regenerate muscle tissue.
**[14:10] Pauline**
Repair arteries and veins.
Restore skin tissue.
**[14:13] Pauline**
Mega Heal!
**[14:20] Mage B**
You're kidding me!
**[14:21] Mage B**
Even my teacher couldn't
use that legendary healing magic!
**[14:24] Mage B**
How can a little girl like you possibly...
**[14:27] Pauline**
You can attack me as much as you'd like.
**[14:29] Pauline**
I'll heal it all, then bring this staff down on
the head of the person who insulted my friends.
**[14:37] Mage B**
I... I give! I surrender!
**[14:40] Referee**
Winner: Pauline!
**[14:43] Arledy**
Wh-What's going on?
**[14:46] Pauline**
That was so scary!
**[14:47] Mavis**
You did good!
**[14:49] Mile**
*Th-The way Pauline-san fights is terrifying!*
**[14:52] Mile**
*It's too scary!*
**[14:54] Reina**
My turn next.
**[14:57] Mage A**
*What's with those last two?*
**[15:00] Mage A**
* Could this one have increased*
* her abilities, too?*
**[15:03] Reina**
* This old man... He seems like he's*
* got both skills and experience,*
**[15:06] ---**
*so why did he turn to evil deeds?*
**[15:09] Reina**
* Oh! Could it be that he needs to*
* earn money, even dirty money,*
**[15:12] ---**
*to support lots of children?*
**[15:15] Reina**
Do you have a family?
**[15:18] Mage A**
You're so arrogantly
certain you can beat me,
**[15:20] ---**
you're worried about the
family I'll leave behind?
**[15:23] Mage A**
Roaring flames of ultimate fire!
**[15:24] Mage A**
Enshroud and burn my enemy to ash!
**[15:27] Referee**
Stop! That magic will kill her!
**[15:30] Mage A**
Hellfire!
**[15:35] Mage A**
Did you see that? My greatest spell.
**[15:38] Referee**
Put out those flames now!
**[15:39] Reina**
No need for that.
**[15:44] Mage A**
What?
**[15:45] Reina**
I'm best at fire magic,
**[15:48] ---**
but lately, I've gotten really
good at ice magic, too.
**[15:51] Reina**
Now, it's my turn!
**[15:54] Reina**
Roaring flames of ultimate fire!
**[15:56] Reina**
Enshroud and burn my enemy to ash!
**[15:58] Reina**
Hellfi—
**[15:59] Mage A**
W-W-Wait!
**[16:00] Mage A**
I don't have magic to counter that!
**[16:02] Mage A**
I'll die!
**[16:04] Mage A**
I give up! I surrender!
**[16:06] Reina**
What? You're the one who used
it in the first place.
**[16:08] Reina**
No fair.
**[16:10] Referee**
Winner: Reina!
**[16:13] Pauline**
Just what you'd expect from Reina.
**[16:16] Mile**
*Thank goodness.*
**[16:17] Mile**
*No one's gotten injured. They're all fine.*
**[16:20] Reina**
Mile!
**[16:21] Mile**
Yes?
**[16:22] Reina**
You're the last one.
Go get us a perfect victory!
**[16:27] Mile**
* Now, I just need to win in a way that doesn't*
* make me stand out and end all of this quietly.*
**[16:38] Mile**
Huh?
**[16:38] Mile**
I'm not really sure what's going on,
but did I just win by default?
**[16:43] Mile**
*That's lucky!*
**[16:44] Mile**
*This is the least flashy way to win, right?*
**[16:47] Arledy**
I won't let that happen.
**[16:49] Mile**
Huh?
**[16:52] Arledy**
Thump.
**[16:57] Arledy**
I will fight you in his place.
**[17:00] Mile**
Huh?
**[17:01] Mavis**
That's... the boss behind
the kidnappings, right?
**[17:04] Reina**
Oh! You're right!
**[17:06] Arledy**
If I win, you will comply with
the conditions we set earlier.
**[17:11] Arledy**
By the way, I used to be an A-rank Hunter.
**[17:14] Mile**
What?
**[17:15] Arledy**
It's usually my policy to cherish
pretty little girls,
**[17:19] Arledy**
but seeing a face contorted in pain might
not be so bad once in a while.
**[17:28] Arledy**
Huh?
**[17:31] Arledy**
She's strong!
**[17:34] Arledy**
So fast!
**[17:49] Arledy**
*What's with her physical abilities?*
**[17:51] Arledy**
*Her movement isn't refined at all, and yet*
**[17:54] Arledy**
*it's taking everything I have to manage her?*
**[17:57] Arledy**
*I have no choice.*
**[17:59] Arledy**
I'll let you see a skill I've been
saving for a special occasion.
**[18:02] Arledy**
If I use this, you'll
end up quite battered,
**[18:05] Arledy**
so I'd really rather not, but...
**[18:08] Arledy**
You won't want to give up, will you?
**[18:10] Arledy**
After all, you embody all of my ideals...
**[18:13] Arledy**
in that modest chest of yours!
**[18:18] Mile**
You said it again, didn't you?
**[18:20] Arledy**
What? This is—
**[18:23] Arledy**
It's the same as that other time.
**[18:25] Arledy**
It couldn't be... *You* caused that explosion?
**[18:29] Mile**
Didn't I say that I'm still growing?!
**[18:34] Mile**
Oh no!
**[18:49] Mile**
Please concede this match.
**[18:52] Arledy**
I-I give up!
**[18:54] Arledy**
And I'll confess to all
the bad things I've done!
**[18:57] Arledy**
Please forgive me!
**[19:04] Elbert**
You were splendid!
**[19:05] Elbert**
Forget saving the school
from getting closed down.
**[19:09] Elbert**
You uncovered the crimes of a corrupt noble!
**[19:11] ---**
Our reputation with His Majesty and
those allied with him is skyrocketing!
**[19:14] Elbert**
I've been promised a budget
increase starting next year!
**[19:19] Swordsman**
Mavis-kun!
**[19:20] Mavis**
Yes?
**[19:22] Swordsman**
I'm from the Emerald Gale.
**[19:25] Swordsman**
Will you join us?
**[19:27] Mavis**
What?
**[19:27] Warrior**
Pauline!
**[19:28] Warrior**
Come join the Scorching Thunder!
**[19:31] Warrior**
We've got a lot of rowdy types,
so we're always getting injured.
**[19:34] Mage**
Reina!
**[19:35] Mage**
Won't you join us in the Glittering Dusk?
**[19:38] Mage**
Most of us are mages.
**[19:42] Gren**
Mile!
**[19:44] Gren**
Come join my Roaring Mithrils.
You'd be greatly welcome.
**[19:47] Elbert**
What's this?
**[19:48] Elbert**
The Roaring Mithrils are among the
highest-rated parties, even among B ranks!
**[19:52] Elbert**
If you study hard under
them from your young age,
**[19:54] ---**
even S rank wouldn't be out of reach!
**[19:57] Elbert**
You'd be the pride of my school!
**[19:59] Mile**
I'm sorry, I have to decline.
**[20:02] Mile**
I promised my roommates.
**[20:05] Girls**
We have to decline, too!
**[20:07] Girls**
Because we promised our roommates!
**[20:11] Mile**
Are we really doing this?
**[20:13] Reina**
I don't know why we wouldn't!
**[20:15] Pauline**
Of course!
**[20:16] Mavis**
Let's do it!
**[20:20] Mile**
We may have been born in
different places and times!
**[20:24] Mavis**
But we are as close as family!
**[20:27] Pauline**
We have become friends who
will walk the same path!
**[20:29] Reina**
And even if one day our paths should part...
**[20:33] Mile**
As long as crimson blood
flows through my veins...
**[20:36] Girls**
Our friendship will never die!
**[20:39] Girls**
We four are friends bound in spirit!
**[20:42] Girls**
And we are...
**[20:44] Girls**
The Crimson Vow!
**[20:51] Mavis**
We nailed it.
**[20:52] Reina**
This is the best feeling!
**[20:54] Pauline**
I think I could get addicted to this!
**[21:01] Mile**
* With all of this, we'll keep attracting*
* attention even after graduation...*
**[21:05] Mile**
Huh? Where's Pauline-san?
**[21:11] Pauline**
One is three silver coins.
**[21:13] Pauline**
If you get all four, we'll give you a
steep discount at one small gold coin!
**[21:16] Customer A**
Give me a Reina-chan!
**[21:17] Customer B**
Can I have one Mavis-oneesama?
**[21:20] Customer C**
I want a Mile-chan!
**[21:21] Customer D**
Three of Pauline-chan!
**[21:22] Customer E**
Three full sets!
**[21:24] Mile**
Wh-Wh-What is all this?
**[21:26] Mile**
Is it WonFes? Are we at WonFes?
**[21:28] Reina**
The dolls you make all
the time caught her eye.
**[21:31] Reina**
She said she used those as
prototypes and mass produced them.
**[21:34] Mile**
Now you mention it,
she did ask to borrow them...
**[21:36] Mile**
* After reincarnating into another world,*
* I'm getting my WonFes debut?*
**[21:39] Mavis**
She said it's to build up funds for the
Crimson Vow's activities after graduation.
**[21:43] Mavis**
That's our financial affairs officer for you!
**[21:46] Customer A**
Oh! It's Reina-chan!
**[21:47] Customer B**
Mavis-oneesama!
**[21:49] Customer C**
Mile-chan!
**[21:50] Customer D**
Autograph this!
**[21:51] Customer E**
I want a handshake!
**[21:53] Mile**
I was wrong about WonFes!
**[21:55] Mile**
This is more like they came to meet idols!
**[21:57] Mile**
No, no! Don't give up!
**[21:59] Mile**
In this, my second life,
**[22:01] ---**
I will find super average,
completely normal happiness!
**[22:05] Mile**
I will find it!
**[22:08] ---**
# E4 - Didn't I Say This Was the Crimson Vow's First Step?!
Source: [Crunchyroll](https://www.crunchyroll.com/watch/GRW4WGPEY/didnt-i-say-this-was-the-crimson-vows-first-step)
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**[00:01] Reina**
So, everyone's okay with us making
this our base for now, right?
**[00:05] Reina**
It's a small room with four
beds and nothing else,
**[00:08] Reina**
but this cheap inn is where
we'll make our start!
**[00:11] Reina**
The place where the legend
of the Crimson Vow begins!
**[00:19] Pauline**
The first thing we need is a stable income.
**[00:22] Pauline**
We need money for food and
weapons and things, after all.
**[00:25] Mavis**
For now, we need about
ten gold coins a month.
**[00:29] Reina**
That's another reason we have to go out
and tear through those Hunter quests.
**[00:33] Reina**
Doing that will get us out of this cheap hotel,
**[00:35] Reina**
and to a much bigger inn with a bath!
**[00:37] Mile**
What?
**[00:39] Mile**
This place might be cheap,
but it's nice, you know.
**[00:42] Mile**
Though, the rooms are a little old,
the toilet is shared,
**[00:45] Mile**
and the walls are thin so you can
hear what's going on next door.
**[00:49] Mile**
Well, you can't expect more. It's nice,
but it is a cheap inn, after all.
**[00:53] Mavis**
Indeed. It's a nice place,
but it is a cheap inn.
**[00:58] Lenny**
Stop calling our place a cheap inn!
**[01:01] Lenny**
If you'd be quiet and listen,
you'd see how horrible you sound!
**[01:04] Lenny**
Besides which, you said you had
no money and nowhere to go,
**[01:06] ---**
so I charged you even less!
**[01:10] Lenny**
You could show a little gratitude!
**[01:12] Girls**
Yes, ma'am. We're very sorry.
**[01:15] Lenny**
Which is why...
**[01:17] Lenny**
Young ladies, it's time
to show what you've got!
**[01:20] Girls**
Huh?
**[01:25] Mile**
Thank you for waiting!
**[01:28] Mile**
Your roasted orc with mandragora!
**[01:30] Customer**
Oh. Thanks.
**[01:32] Mile**
Make it more delicious!
Make it more delicious!
**[01:35] Mile**
Moe! Moe! Kyun!
**[01:42] Reina**
We're supposed to do that, too?
**[01:44] Pauline**
What does, "Moe! Moe!" mean?
**[01:46] Mavis**
No idea...
**[01:49] Lenny**
*I was right!*
**[01:52] Lenny**
*I'm glad I had the girls come here.*
**[01:56] Mile**
Moe! Moe! Kyun!
**[01:59] Nano**
My goodness.
**[02:00] Nano**
Making a living sure is
difficult, isn't it, Mile-sama?
**[02:03] Mile**
* To think I'd come to another world*
* and be forced to work in a maid café...*
***SIGN*** Didn't I Say to Make My Abilities
Average in the Next Life?!
***SIGN*** Episode 4
***SIGN*** Didn't I Say This Was the Crimson Vow's First Step?!
**[03:45] Nano**
This is the Hunters' Guild in the Kingdom of Tils.
**[03:51] Pauline**
Do you see any good quests?
**[03:54] Mavis**
None of them really feel right.
**[03:57] Mavis**
Orcs are too easy.
**[03:59] ---**
And we don't have enough
people to hunt kobolds.
**[04:01] Reina**
We can't settle for just any old quest!
**[04:04] Reina**
After all, this will be the
Crimson Vow's first job!
**[04:08] Mile**
Hey, what about this one?
**[04:09] Mile**
Collecting rock lizard materials.
**[04:12] Mile**
Each lizard gets us fifteen small gold coins.
**[04:15] Pauline**
That's a nice reward!
**[04:17] Mavis**
And it's a quest that
C-rank Hunters can handle.
**[04:19] Reina**
It's decided!
**[04:21] Girls**
Huh?
**[04:22] Reina**
The Crimson Vow's first quest...
**[04:24] Reina**
That's it!
**[04:32] Reina**
Hang on! No one said anything about this!
**[04:34] Pauline**
Rock lizards are...
**[04:35] Mile**
They're huge!
**[04:38] Mile**
And they run fast!
**[04:40] Reina**
I can beat it with fire magic, but burning
it to a crisp won't let us fulfill the quest!
**[04:45] Pauline**
This is quite a problem!
**[04:49] Mavis**
Running won't accomplish anything!
**[04:51] Mavis**
Leave this to me!
**[05:12] Reina**
Mavis...
**[05:14] Pauline**
She made it angry.
**[05:17] Mile**
We have to do something!
**[05:19] Mile**
Oh, I know!
**[05:20] Mile**
Reina-san. Pauline-san.
**[05:30] Mavis**
Uh-oh...
**[05:34] Mavis**
No one told me it could stand, too!
**[05:39] Mavis**
Huh?
**[05:44] Mavis**
I-It's freezing.
**[05:45] Reina**
Perfect Freeze!
**[05:47] Pauline**
Ultra Freeze!
**[05:57] Mile**
Mavis-san! Now!
**[06:00] Mavis**
Mile!
**[06:09] Mavis**
Got it.
**[06:11] Mavis**
But it's freezing!
**[06:12] Mile**
Mavis-san! Well done!
**[06:14] Pauline**
But why did ice magic make
the rock lizard stop?
**[06:20] Mile**
Oh. That's simple.
**[06:22] Mile**
We made use of a characteristic
of cold-blooded animals.
**[06:25] Mile**
Lizards, reptiles in general,
and other poikilotherms'
**[06:28] ---**
internal temperatures change according
to the external temperature.
**[06:31] Mile**
That's why, if you use ice magic to suddenly
lower the temperature, they stop moving.
**[06:37] Pauline**
Really? Mile-chan, you're so knowledgeable!
**[06:40] Mavis**
Where did you learn to fight like this?
**[06:43] Reina**
"Perfect Freeze," "Ultra Freeze"...
**[06:46] ---**
You even told us what the spells were called.
**[06:48] Reina**
What do the names mean?
**[06:49] Mile**
Huh?
**[06:50] Mile**
Uh... well...
**[06:53] Huge hero**
Hup!
**[06:56] Huge hero**
Ultra Freeze!
**[07:03] Mile**
I-It's a secret family technique...
**[07:06] Mavis**
Well, names aside, I understand the logic.
**[07:11] Mavis**
At any rate...
**[07:13] Mavis**
Capture of one rock lizard! Success!
**[07:16] Pauline**
It's wonderful!
**[07:17] Mile**
We did it!
**[07:19] Reina**
This is the first step for the Crimson Vow!
**[07:23] Shopkeeper**
Ten small gold coins, I think.
**[07:26] Girls**
Huh?
**[07:27] Reina**
B-B-But I'm sure that the request from the
Abbott Firm said fifteen small gold coins.
**[07:32] Shopkeeper**
That's if it were in perfect condition.
**[07:36] Shopkeeper**
But, you see?
**[07:37] Shopkeeper**
On the neck. There's a sword wound.
**[07:41] Shopkeeper**
Besides which, it's been more than three
days since you caught it, correct?
**[07:45] Shopkeeper**
It's degraded over that time.
**[07:47] Mavis**
A sword wound?
**[07:48] ---**
We had to fight it to capture it,
so that's just a matter of course!
**[07:51] Mavis**
Plus, the neck will get cut when
you break it down anyway!
**[07:55] Mavis**
And as far as time goes, it's only been a
little over two days since we caught it.
**[07:59] Shopkeeper**
Even so...
**[08:01] Shopkeeper**
Those are our standards, you see.
**[08:04] Mile**
Oh, but...
**[08:08] Shopkeeper**
* There's no way these little novice Hunter girls*
* can possibly know the value of things yet.*
**[08:12] Shopkeeper**
* As I'm a veteran merchant, I'll wheedle*
* them down to a bargain price.*
**[08:16] Pauline**
All right.
**[08:18] Everyone**
Huh?
**[08:19] Mile**
Wha... Pauline-san?
**[08:21] Pauline**
I suppose there's no helping it,
if you put it like that.
**[08:24] Shopkeeper**
Yes, exactly!
**[08:26] Shopkeeper**
Now, I won't treat you
badly, so just do as I—
**[08:28] Pauline**
Mile...
**[08:29] Pauline**
Please put the rock lizard back in storage.
**[08:31] Everyone**
Huh?
**[08:32] Pauline**
It seems the materials weren't
in the desired condition,
**[08:35] Pauline**
so this quest was a failure. Right?
**[08:38] Pauline**
Well, if you'll excuse us.
**[08:40] Shopkeeper**
W-Wait! I never said I
wouldn't buy it from you!
**[08:44] Pauline**
Oh, no. Supplying damaged goods
only worth ten small gold coins
**[08:48] Pauline**
would bring shame on our party.
**[08:50] Shopkeeper**
Oh... but... I mean...
**[08:52] Pauline**
But it really is such a shame.
**[08:54] Pauline**
We went through all that trouble to catch
so many, and it was all for nothing.
**[08:58] Pauline**
Right, Mile?
**[09:00] Mile**
Huh? Oh! Yes.
**[09:03] Mile**
Rock lizard!
**[09:05] Shopkeeper**
Huh?
**[09:08] Shopkeeper**
Huh?
**[09:09] Shopkeeper**
Huh?
**[09:10] Shopkeeper**
What?
**[09:12] Shopkeeper**
With this many, we'll be rolling in mon—
**[09:15] Pauline**
Fortunately, we hadn't entered
into an agreement yet.
**[09:19] Pauline**
Oh! About the two small gold coin
penalty for breach of contract...
**[09:22] Pauline**
We've made sure to leave
it with the Hunters' Guild.
**[09:24] Pauline**
Please don't worry.
**[09:26] Shopkeeper**
Oh! Oh, but...!
**[09:29] Pauline**
* You should regret your decision to pick*
* a fight with the daughter of merchants.*
**[09:37] Mile**
*Pauline-san... is terrifying!*
**[09:40] Mavis**
I'm glad it worked out, though...
**[09:42] Mavis**
That the quest itself was invalid,
so it wasn't a failure on our part.
**[09:47] Reina**
Of course not.
**[09:48] Reina**
It was the client who didn't stick
to the facts laid out in the request.
**[09:52] Reina**
What do you mean, "ten small gold coins"?
**[09:54] ---**
He was underestimating us
just because we're new!
**[09:57] Pauline**
Now, now.
**[09:58] Pauline**
The Hunters' Guild bought all our rock
lizards at a fair price, after all...
**[10:04] Pauline**
And trust in that cheating
merchant has plummeted.
**[10:07] Pauline**
Everything is going just as I planned.
**[10:13] Reina**
Anyway! We just need to keep it
up and charge ahead tomorrow!
**[10:26] Reina**
Carelessness is the greatest enemy, Mavis.
**[10:32] Mavis**
Thanks.
**[10:34] Pauline**
Not at all.
**[10:37] Mile**
There!
**[10:43] Mile**
Rain, rain! Fall, fall! I'm so happy!
**[10:47] Mile**
Mom is coming to pick me
up with a paper umbrella.
**[10:51] Pauline**
Where is that song from?
**[10:51] Mile**
Drip, drop! Splash, splash! So much fun!
**[10:53] Mile**
Oh, it's just... A secret family technique!
**[10:57] Pauline**
That aside, our work was
perfect yesterday, wasn't it?
**[11:01] Mavis**
It could be that we're stronger
than we think we are.
**[11:05] Mavis**
We might really be able to
become legendary Hunters.
**[11:08] Mavis**
Maybe.
**[11:10] Mile**
I'm fine with being a normal Hunter.
**[11:12] Mavis**
*No matter how you look at it, Mile is...*
**[11:14] Pauline**
*...probably not ever going to be normal.*
**[11:17] Reina**
You're all still too naïve.
**[11:19] Girls**
Huh?
**[11:20] Reina**
If you're satisfied with
this level of accomplishment,
**[11:22] Reina**
forget legendary! Even A rank
will just be a dream!
**[11:26] Reina**
We have to complete even
more difficult quests,
**[11:28] Reina**
so we can level up!
**[11:31] Mavis**
Level up?
**[11:32] Mile**
Us?
**[11:33] Reina**
That's right!
**[11:34] Reina**
Picking our next quest
with that point in mind...
**[11:41] Pauline**
Reina?
**[11:43] Mavis**
This is...
**[11:44] Reina**
A request to guard merchants.
**[11:55] Old man**
Somehow, I just can't get
into my usual rhythm...
**[11:58] Old man**
I never imagined cute girls like you
would be the Hunters to guard us.
**[12:04] Pauline**
Oh my! You think we're cute?
**[12:06] Mavis**
Please rest easy. In spite of
our looks, we're C-rank Hunters.
**[12:11] Mavis**
Right?
**[12:11] Mile**
Huh?
**[12:12] Mile**
Y-Yes, we are.
**[12:19] Mile**
*You mean... guarding merchants?*
**[12:21] (Flashback) Receptionist**
Yes.
**[12:23] (Flashback) Receptionist**
Lately, on the main roads to Amroth,
**[12:25] (Flashback) ---**
robbers have been appearing more frequently.
**[12:28] (Flashback) Receptionist**
And among them are those
who don't think ahead.
**[12:30] (Flashback) ---**
They kill merchants, Hunters,
everyone. They're truly horrible.
**[12:36] (Flashback) Mavis**
What you're saying is that
we'll be facing people.
**[12:39] (Flashback) Receptionist**
Which is why I don't recommend
this for novices like yourselves.
**[12:43] (Flashback) Reina**
That quest!
**[12:45] (Flashback) Reina**
We'll do it!
**[12:49] Mile**
*Reina-san...*
**[12:52] Reina**
You've been staring a while. What is it?
**[12:53] Reina**
Is my profile really so unusual?
**[12:56] Mile**
Oh, no. It's not that.
**[12:59] Reina**
I know I'm being selfish.
**[13:01] Reina**
I just went ahead and accepted this
quest without really asking any of you.
**[13:06] Mavis**
I can't deny that it was a sudden decision.
**[13:09] Pauline**
But I do believe that this
quest will help us level up.
**[13:14] Mavis**
And, well, if you really
want to do it, Reina,
**[13:17] ---**
then it's up to us as
friends to see it through.
**[13:19] Reina**
You two...
**[13:23] Mile**
Right? After all...
**[13:25] Pauline**
We are bound together,
the Crimson Vow. Right?
**[13:28] Mile**
Hey! Why'd you say that when
I was thinking of saying it?
**[13:46] Mile**
Ta-dah!
**[13:48] Mile**
They say to prepare for the worst
and you'll never be sorry!
**[13:51] Mile**
I thought this might happen,
so I brought my old clothes.
**[13:54] Mile**
Right, Reina-san?
**[13:59] Reina**
Why do you have clothes like these?
**[14:02] Mile**
Now, now. It's only while
our clothes are drying.
**[14:05] Reina**
Honestly. Fine, then.
**[14:14] Mavis**
Um, Mile...
**[14:17] Mavis**
Why am I in a guy's uniform?
**[14:19] Mavis**
It was the same at the
restaurant too, wasn't it?
**[14:22] Mile**
It's because girls who like
Takarazuka requested Mavis-san—
**[14:24] Mile**
I mean...
**[14:25] Mile**
It's because your frame is larger.
**[14:27] Mile**
I thought this might happen.
I'm glad I brought a guy's uniform, too.
**[14:31] Mavis**
Oh, just do as you please...
**[14:33] Mavis**
Oops! I forgot my sword.
**[14:36] Old man**
You girls are quite cheerful.
**[14:38] Old man**
When I look at you, it makes
me think of my granddaughter.
**[14:43] Reina**
Granddaughter?
**[14:45] Old man**
Yes. She's a cute girl, just like you.
**[14:51] Old man**
It's a dangerous job, but someone
has to transport these goods.
**[14:56] Old man**
I applied for this job prepared
to die at any time, but...
**[15:03] Old man**
You've shown me something good.
**[15:06] Reina**
We won't let you die.
**[15:08] Reina**
I'm sorry. I know you're resolved,
**[15:11] Reina**
but as long as there's breath in
my body, I won't let you die.
**[15:15] Mile**
Reina-san...
**[15:16] Pauline**
Excuse me...
**[15:27] Pauline**
Mile-chan... This size doesn't really...
**[15:30] Mile**
I'm sorry! They're mine,
so they're a little small...
**[15:34] Pauline**
W-Wait!
**[15:36] Old man**
You look just like my granddaughter!
**[15:39] Old man**
I can die happy!
**[15:43] Reina**
What are you making Pauline wear?
**[15:46] Mile**
Sorry! I didn't think the
reaction would be this positive!
**[15:49] Nano**
Um... Mile-sama.
**[15:51] Nano**
Isn't it about time to use some search magic?
**[15:54] Mile**
Oh man! I totally forgot!
**[16:08] Mile**
Lattice Energy Barrier!
**[16:16] Bandit A**
Tch. We've got someone here
who uses some weird magic.
**[16:21] Bandit leader**
What's this? You guys are Hunters?
**[16:24] Bandit leader**
I thought you were rich
students from somewhere.
**[16:27] Reina**
I'll thank you not to look down on us.
**[16:29] Bandit leader**
We'll leave that, then.
**[16:30] Bandit leader**
Against this many, all you
can do is surrender, right?
**[16:36] Bandit leader**
So! Just leave everything you've got,
**[16:39] ---**
and we'll let you keep your lives.
**[16:41] Reina**
We know you're just going to kill everyone!
**[16:43] Bandit leader**
Not gonna listen, huh?
**[16:46] Bandit leader**
Then we'll take it by force!
**[16:52] Reina**
The Crimson Vow's first real
battle against other people!
**[16:54] Reina**
Let's go!
**[16:55] Girls**
Got it!
**[16:57] Mile**
Everyone! Please just
wait here and don't move.
**[17:00] Mile**
Hup!
**[17:01] Mavis**
Godspeed Sword!
**[17:05] Pauline**
Water Cutter!
**[17:09] Reina**
Fire Ball!
**[17:17] Bandit leader**
How can they be so useless
against little girls?
**[17:19] Bandit leader**
Hey! Bring it out!
**[17:21] Bandit leader**
Time to show 'em our secret weapon!
**[17:24] Mage**
Leave it to me.
**[17:27] Mage**
Come, my slaves!
**[17:41] Mile**
What?
**[17:43] Mile**
This is...!
**[17:46] Mile**
It couldn't be!
**[17:49] KaBoom**
Ka-boom!
**[17:52] Mile**
There it is! He did a Build Up!
**[17:56] Mage**
This is it! The ultimate mystery of
my magic. My greatest secret weapon!
**[18:01] Mage**
My amalgamate rock golem, KaBoom!
**[18:05] Mile**
You got me!
**[18:07] Mile**
Stretching out an arm! Stretching out a leg!
**[18:09] ---**
Going crash, bang, boom!
**[18:10] Mile**
I wanted to do that!
**[18:13] Mavis**
We do not fear rock golems!
**[18:16] Mavis**
We already know their weaknesses!
**[18:18] Mavis**
There!
**[18:23] Mavis**
The attack didn't work?
**[18:25] Mage**
Don't go thinking this is
like those other rock golems.
**[18:29] Mage**
KaBoom's joints have been
perfectly reinforced with magic.
**[18:34] Mage**
Now, it's our turn!
**[18:36] Mage**
Go, KaBoom!
**[18:41] Mile**
No way! Is he using his "Knuckle" attack?
**[18:47] Girls**
Mile!
**[18:54] Reina**
M-Mile?
**[19:00] (Flashback) Reina**
Dad...
**[19:07] Reina**
Blaze brightly, righteous fires of hell!
**[19:10] Reina**
Burn them to ash!
**[19:15] Mage**
That's pointless!
**[19:17] Mage**
No matter how hot the flames,
my KaBoom will not be burned.
**[19:26] Mage**
How foolish. It's your
turn to fall into hell!
**[19:30] Girls**
Reina!
**[19:34] Mile**
Lattice Energy Barrier!
**[19:39] Mile**
Oh, it broke.
**[19:42] Reina**
Mile?!
**[19:43] Mage**
It can't be!
**[19:44] Mage**
You're still alive?
**[19:46] Mile**
Um... Oh, I thought I was gonna die!
**[19:51] Mage**
You impudent little...!
**[19:52] Mage**
This time I will send you to the next world!
**[19:55] Mile**
No, thank you.
**[19:55] Mage**
Huh? Wait! Wha?
**[19:58] Mile**
*I've had it with reincarnation already.*
**[20:00] Mile**
Ultra Freeze!
**[20:07] Mage**
Pointless! Pointless!
You think that magic will work?
**[20:13] Mage**
It can't be...
**[20:15] Mage**
KaBoom's armor... How?
**[20:18] Nano**
Allow me to explain!
**[20:19] Nano**
No matter how strong the armor,
**[20:21] Nano**
if you raise it to a high temperature,
then suddenly cool it,
**[20:24] Nano**
it becomes brittle.
**[20:27] Nano**
Well, you see it happen all the time.
**[20:30] Mile**
Which is why...
**[20:31] Mile**
This'll finish it!
**[20:41] Mavis**
You did it, Mile!
**[20:45] Pauline**
That was close.
**[20:46] Mavis**
I'm glad it worked out.
**[20:50] Bandit leader**
Man, look at the mess I made...
**[20:52] Bandit leader**
I completely misjudged this.
**[20:54] Bandit leader**
I thought I'd be able to sell you
pretty girls for a high price.
**[20:58] (Flashback) Killer bandit**
I'll sell you to a master
who'll take good care of you.
**[21:08] Mile**
Reina-san?
**[21:10] Bandit leader**
What are you doing?
**[21:11] Reina**
Roaring flames of ultimate fire!
**[21:13] Reina**
Enshroud and burn my enemy to ash!
**[21:16] Reina**
Hellfi—
**[21:17] Mile**
Don't, Reina-san!
**[21:20] Mavis**
Stop, Reina!
**[21:22] Pauline**
If you use that spell...
**[21:23] Mile**
Even his bones will melt!
**[21:31] Background**
Guys! Get him!
**[21:34] Background**
Tie him up! Stay still, damn it!
**[21:38] Mavis**
Honestly! What were you thinking?
**[21:41] Mavis**
Were you going to kill him?
**[21:49] Reina**
All of you...
**[21:53] Reina**
Have you...
**[21:55] Reina**
Have you ever killed anyone?
**[21:58] Mile**
What?
**[21:58] ---**
# E5 - Didn't I Say That We're Doing Everyone's Backstories?!
Source: [Crunchyroll](https://www.crunchyroll.com/watch/GRQWDJNQR/didnt-i-say-that-were-doing-everyones-backstories)
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***SIGN*** Didn't I Say to Make My Abilities
Average in the Next Life?!
**[00:06] (Flashback) Father**
It's about an hour to the next town.
**[00:09] (Flashback) Father**
Are you tired, Reina?
**[00:11] (Flashback) Reina**
I'm completely fine!
**[00:13] (Flashback) Father**
Is that so?
**[00:15] (Flashback) Reina**
Stop it, Dad!
**[00:16] (Flashback) Father**
You're such a good girl, Reina.
**[00:18] Reina**
Since before I could remember, I traveled
with my father, who was a peddler.
**[00:23] Reina**
I had no memories of my mother,
and you couldn't call us wealthy, but...
**[00:28] Reina**
My life with my gentle father
was a very happy one.
**[00:38] (Flashback) Father**
Don't worry. I'm here with you.
**[00:40] (Flashback) Bandit A**
Hey, Boss, there's nothing
worth anything here.
**[00:44] (Flashback) Boss**
Making us go through this for nothing?
**[00:46] (Flashback) Boss**
But, well...
**[00:47] (Flashback) Boss**
This little piece of merchandise
should make us some money.
**[00:51] (Flashback) Father**
Reina!
**[00:52] (Flashback) Reina**
Dad!
**[00:53] (Flashback) Bandits B & C**
Hey, now...
**[00:54] (Flashback) Father**
Please! Anything but my daughter!
**[00:56] (Flashback) Boss**
Don't worry.
**[00:58] (Flashback) Boss**
Hup.
**[01:00] (Flashback) Boss**
I'll sell her to a master who'll
take real good care of her.
**[01:04] (Flashback) Father**
Reina! Reina!
**[01:07] (Flashback) Boss**
Quit your yelling.
**[01:08] (Flashback) Boss**
Do it.
**[01:08] (Flashback) Father**
Reina!
**[01:09] (Flashback) Bandit B**
You got it.
**[01:13] (Flashback) Boss**
See? It's nice and quiet now.
**[01:23] (Flashback) Reina**
Dad?
**[01:26] (Flashback) Boss**
Uh-oh. You traumatized now?
**[01:30] (Flashback) Bandit C**
Hunters!
**[01:34] (Flashback) Reina**
Dad!
**[01:35] (Flashback) Reina**
Dad! Dad!
**[01:37] (Flashback) Reina**
Dad!
***SIGN*** Episode 5
Didn't I Say That We're Doing Everyone's Backstories?!
**[01:44] Reina**
That was ten years ago.
**[01:47] Reina**
And, having lost my father, I...
**[01:52] (Flashback) Braun**
I'm sorry. If we'd only passed
through here a little sooner...
**[02:05] (Flashback) Braun**
Do you want to come with us?
**[02:10] Reina**
The Hunters who saved me, the
Crimson Lightning, took me in.
**[02:18] (Flashback) August**
Fireball!
**[02:20] (Flashback) August**
Hey! We said to stay hidden!
**[02:22] (Flashback) Reina**
Fireball!
**[02:25] (Flashback) August**
Well, now...
**[02:28] (Flashback) August**
What do you think, Reina?
It's a staff just like mine.
**[02:30] (Flashback) Reina**
Thank you, August!
**[02:32] (Flashback) August**
Though it's still a little
big for you, Reina.
**[02:36] (Flashback) Gordon**
Reina-chan, why don't you come sit
on your big brother's lap sometimes?
**[02:39] (Flashback) August**
No one wants to sit on a filthy guy's lap.
**[02:41] (Flashback) August**
Right, Reina?
**[02:43] (Flashback) Gordon**
What's that supposed to mean, August?
**[02:45] (Flashback) Gordon**
Stop keeping Reina all to yourself!
**[02:47] (Flashback) Gordon**
All of us pitched in to pay
for that staff, you know!
**[02:50] (Flashback) August**
Pipe down. No one asked you.
**[02:52] (Flashback) Reina**
Fireball!
**[02:54] (Flashback) August**
Nice work. Just like that.
**[02:57] (Flashback) Reina**
Fireball!
**[03:03] (Flashback) August**
Almost!
**[03:04] (Flashback) August**
Real combat's still a ways off.
**[03:06] (Flashback) Reina**
What?
**[03:08] (Flashback) Reina**
Gather, Water! Come to me!
**[03:10] (Flashback) Reina**
Form a water ball!
**[03:14] (Flashback) Gordon**
Thank you.
**[03:15] (Flashback) Gordon**
Reina, your birthday's coming up, right?
**[03:18] (Flashback) August**
That's right.
**[03:19] (Flashback) August**
So Reina's going to be ten, huh?
**[03:21] (Flashback) August**
Is there anything you want?
**[03:23] (Flashback) August**
You can ask for anything.
**[03:25] (Flashback) Reina**
I... Um...
**[03:26] (Flashback) Reina**
I've always thought your
choker looked cool, August...
**[03:31] (Flashback) August**
You can't have this.
**[03:31] (Flashback) Reina**
Huh?
**[03:33] (Flashback) Reina**
You said I could ask for anything!
**[03:35] (Flashback) August**
You don't have boobs yet and
you're trying to be sexy?
**[03:37] (Flashback) Reina**
I'm gonna get bigger than you, August!
**[03:40] (Flashback) August**
If you think you can, go ahead and try!
**[03:42] August**
Come on!
**[03:42] (Flashback) Gordon**
Now, now. Don't fight.
**[03:45] (Flashback) Reina**
Honestly!
**[03:49] (Flashback) August**
This is a memento of
my mother, who passed away.
**[03:52] (Flashback) Reina**
Huh? Really?
**[03:54] (Flashback) Reina**
I'm so sorry, I—
**[03:56] (Flashback) August**
I'd really like it if you'd accept it, Reina.
**[04:01] Reina**
They gave me everything.
**[04:05] Reina**
They had no responsibility
or obligation to do it.
**[04:07] Reina**
They were simply really good people.
**[04:12] Reina**
One day, we'd agreed to guard
a caravan of merchants.
**[04:16] Reina**
And then...
**[04:17] Reina**
We were attacked by bandits in numbers
far too great for us to defeat.
**[04:22] Reina**
Our Guild contract acknowledged
surrender as an option.
**[04:26] Reina**
And bandits, fearing reprisals from the Guild,
**[04:28] ---**
might take our goods, but they
wouldn't take our lives.
**[04:31] Reina**
But...
**[04:33] (Flashback) Merchant**
Shall we make a trade?
**[04:36] (Flashback) Bandit leader**
Huh? What do you plan to offer
this late in the game?
**[04:40] (Flashback) Merchant**
In exchange for half our cargo,
**[04:43] (Flashback) Merchant**
what do you think of a little girl
who can use magic to make water?
**[04:46] (Flashback) Crimson Lightning**
What?
**[04:47] Reina**
We were betrayed by the man who'd hired us.
**[04:51] (Flashback) Braun**
You can't be serious!
That violates our agreement!
**[04:53] (Flashback) Bandit leader**
He's right. The Guild wouldn't stand for that.
**[04:56] (Flashback) Merchant**
That's only if they find out, right?
**[05:00] (Flashback) Bandit leader**
I see.
**[05:02] (Flashback) Merchant**
As long as she lives, she'll serve as
a water barrel that never runs dry.
**[05:06] (Flashback) Merchant**
I think she'd be useful
for any number of things.
**[05:09] (Flashback) Bandit leader**
Guys, I don't want a scratch
on the little girl.
**[05:14] (Flashback) Bandit leader**
Get 'em!
**[05:18] (Flashback) August**
O Flames, form a wall around me!
**[05:20] (Flashback) August**
Fire Shield!
**[05:23] (Flashback) August**
O Flames, form a wall around me!
**[05:26] (Flashback) August**
O Flames, form a wall around me!
**[05:28] (Flashback) August**
O Flames, form a wall around—
**[05:33] (Flashback) August**
I'm sorry... Reina...
**[05:45] (Flashback) Bandit leader**
But, man, you guys are pretty cruel.
**[05:48] (Flashback) Bandit leader**
Killing all the people you hired.
**[05:55] (Flashback) Reina**
Blaze brightly, righteous fires of Hell!
**[06:00] (Flashback) Bandit leader**
The girl!
**[06:01] (Flashback) Bandit leader**
What is all this?
**[06:03] (Flashback) Merchant**
She can't! She's not done training yet!
**[06:05] (Flashback) Bandit leader**
Hey! Guys!
**[06:07] (Flashback) Reina**
Burn them to ash!
**[06:12] (Flashback) Bandit E**
B-Boss!
**[06:14] (Flashback) Bandit E**
Wh-What's that?
**[06:16] (Flashback) Bandit E**
It's the guard! Run!
**[06:19] Reina**
That day, the me that had everything
precious stolen from her died,
**[06:24] Reina**
and Crimson Reina was born.
**[06:27] Pauline & Mile**
I see.
**[06:29] Reina**
That's it?
**[06:30] Reina**
Wha? That's really all?
**[06:31] Mile**
Oh. Would it be better if we said something?
**[06:34] Mile**
Like, "Nothing good comes from revenge," or
**[06:36] Mile**
"Do you think that's what the people
who died would have wanted?"
**[06:40] Reina**
Wha?
**[06:40] Pauline**
Or perhaps...
**[06:42] Pauline**
you'd prefer if we reacted like that?
**[06:45] Reina**
Huh?
**[06:50] Mavis**
R-R-Reina!
**[06:52] Mavis**
It m-must have been so hard...
**[06:55] Reina**
Huh?
**[06:55] Mavis**
Reina!
**[06:57] Mavis**
Come cry in my bosom!
**[06:59] Reina**
Help me, you two!
**[07:02] Reina**
Do you have hearts of stone or something?
**[07:04] Reina**
Okay! Okay, I get it!
**[07:07] Reina**
Thank you, Mavis!
**[07:09] Reina**
At any rate! It's only a matter of course
that thieves and evildoers should die!
**[07:13] Reina**
That's why...
**[07:14] Mile**
You were trying to have us fight...
**[07:17] ---**
no, kill people, right?
**[07:20] Reina**
That's right. If you don't kill bad guys
when you have the chance, they'll just—
**[07:24] Mile**
I refuse.
**[07:26] Reina**
What?
**[07:27] Mavis**
I understand why Reina
hates villains and bandits.
**[07:31] Mavis**
But we can't take the thoughts of an
individual as the policy of the party.
**[07:35] Pauline**
As long as we're Hunters, I do
think that day will come someday.
**[07:39] Pauline**
But...
**[07:40] Mile**
I don't think practicing killing people
is the right way to go about this.
**[07:45] Reina**
How can you be so naïve?
**[07:47] Reina**
It's because you don't understand how it feels
**[07:49] ---**
to have your family stolen
from you like I do!
**[07:52] Pauline**
Oh! In that case, want to hear?
**[07:54] Pauline**
About my past.
**[07:56] Girls**
Huh?
**[07:58] Pauline**
The Beckett Company of Talwess is a company
you may or may not have heard of.
**[08:04] Pauline**
Surrounded by honest, kind parents
and a very young little brother,
**[08:08] Pauline**
I lived a life free of any want or discomfort.
**[08:12] Pauline**
But one day...
**[08:14] Pauline**
Thieves broke into the Company,
and my father alone was killed.
**[08:19] Pauline**
We were lost in our grief.
**[08:22] Pauline**
The head clerk thrust upon us...
**[08:25] Pauline**
a deed he said my father had left,
**[08:27] Pauline**
transferring the business to him.
**[08:30] Pauline**
It was impossible.
**[08:31] Pauline**
But the local lord supported
the head clerk's claims.
**[08:35] Pauline**
My father's business was stolen,
**[08:37] Pauline**
and the head clerk pressed my
mother to become his mistress.
**[08:41] Pauline**
And then...
**[08:42] (Flashback) Pauline**
Why that man?
**[08:44] (Flashback) Pauline**
He killed Father! I'm sure of it!
**[08:47] (Flashback) Mother**
My role as your father's wife has ended.
**[08:50] (Flashback) Mother**
All that's left is to be a mother
and make sure you grow up well.
**[08:56] (Flashback) Mother**
When that's done...
**[08:58] (Flashback) Mother**
I'll become his wife once more,
and fulfill my final duty.
**[09:07] (Flashback) Pauline**
There's no need for that.
**[09:10] (Flashback) Pauline**
As his daughter, I'll fulfill that duty.
**[09:14] Pauline**
In search of power,
I aimed to become a Hunter,
**[09:18] Pauline**
and met all of you!
**[09:19] Mavis**
A child of strife is strife itself, they say...
**[09:25] Mile**
*Terrifying! Truly terrifying!*
**[09:27] Mile**
*That smile of Pauline's!*
**[09:30] Pauline**
Now, it's Mavis's turn, right?
**[09:33] Mavis**
What?
**[09:33] Mavis**
Wh-Why?
**[09:35] Pauline**
Since we have the opportunity,
**[09:37] ---**
I thought it might be easier on everyone
if we got everything out in the open.
**[09:40] Mile**
It's true. The reason why Mavis-san
chose to become a Hunter...
**[09:44] Mile**
I'd really like to know!
**[09:47] Girls**
Stare...
**[09:50] Mavis**
O-Okay! I get it!
**[09:52] Mavis**
I was born as the eldest
daughter of Count Austien.
**[09:56] Mavis**
I lost my mother early,
**[09:58] Mavis**
but my father and three older brothers
loved me with everything they had.
**[10:03] (Flashback) Mavis**
Father! Brothers! I want to be a knight!
**[10:08] Mavis**
They did not approve of my dream.
**[10:14] Mavis**
If I was successful as a Hunter,
I could become a knight.
**[10:17] Mavis**
I ran away from home.
**[10:20] Mavis**
And now!
**[10:21] Mavis**
I am here!
**[10:25] Mavis**
Stop giving me those, "Is that all?" looks!
**[10:29] Reina**
I'm starting to feel stupid for
thinking so hard about all of this.
**[10:32] Mavis**
Is that my fault?
**[10:34] Mile**
Thank goodness! Mavis-san's simple
past was good for something, then!
**[10:38] Mavis**
You don't have to be so
casually blunt about it, Mile!
**[10:41] Pauline**
Now, then. It's time for our main event.
**[10:44] Mile**
Huh?
**[10:45] Girls**
Stare...
**[10:47] Mile**
No, but before, Pauline-san said I didn't
have to say anything if I didn't want to!
**[10:52] Pauline**
Indeed I did, but don't you
want to talk about it now?
**[10:59] Mile**
All right.
**[11:01] Mile**
I'll tell you the truth.
**[11:05] Mile**
My real name is Adele von Ascham.
**[11:09] Mile**
I'm the daughter of Viscount
Ascham of the Brandel Kingdom.
**[11:13] Reina**
You're a noble?
**[11:15] Mile**
Technically, yes...
**[11:16] Nano**
We'll start the flashback here,
**[11:18] Nano**
but for Reina-dono and the others, we'll be
leaving out anything about reincarnation.
**[11:23] Mile**
The day I turned ten,
**[11:25] Mile**
I regained my memories from my previous life.
**[11:29] (Flashback) Mile**
My name is Kurihara Misato...
**[11:32] (Flashback) Mile**
No...
**[11:33] (Flashback) Mile**
Adele.
**[11:36] (Flashback) Mile**
I really reincarnated!
**[11:38] Mile**
I was the daughter of a Viscount.
**[11:40] Mile**
If you're wondering why I'm a noble
when I asked for "average"...
***SIGN*** Royalty
Duke
Marquis
Count
Viscount
Baron
Knight
Commoner
Slave
***SIGN*** Royalty
Duke
Marquis
Count
Viscount
Baron
Knight
Commoner
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***SIGN*** Royalty
Duke
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Viscount
Baron
Knight
Commoner
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***SIGN*** Royalty
Duke
Marquis
Count
Viscount
Baron
Knight
Commoner
Slave
***SIGN*** Royalty
Duke
Marquis
Count
Viscount
Baron
Knight
Commoner
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***SIGN*** Royalty
Duke
Marquis
Count
Viscount
Baron
Knight
Commoner
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***SIGN*** Royalty
Duke
Marquis
Count
Viscount
Baron
Knight
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***SIGN*** Royalty
Duke
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Viscount
Baron
Knight
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***SIGN*** Royalty
Duke
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Baron
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***SIGN*** Royalty
Duke
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Baron
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***SIGN*** Royalty
Duke
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Viscount
Baron
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***SIGN*** Royalty
Duke
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Baron
Knight
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***SIGN*** Royalty
Duke
Marquis
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Viscount
Baron
Knight
Commoner
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**[11:47] Mile**
Okay, yes, it's dead center,
but somehow, it's just not right!
**[11:50] Mile**
But if that were all, it'd be all right.
**[11:53] Mile**
The real problem is...
**[11:55] Mile**
When I was eight, my mother and grandfather
were set upon by robbers and killed.
**[12:00] Mile**
And the mastermind behind it was...
**[12:02] Mile**
My father.
**[12:04] Mile**
Of course, I didn't want
to believe it, but...
**[12:09] (Flashback) Step-mother**
You're in the way. Where are you looking?
**[12:12] (Flashback) Prissy**
The likes of you, the previous wife's daughter,
shouldn't be walking the halls!
**[12:19] (Flashback) Mile**
This is...!
**[12:20] (Flashback) Step-mother**
People who care for you...
**[12:23] (Flashback) Prissy**
There isn't a single one left here.
**[12:27] Mile**
The day after the funeral, my dad brought
this stepmother and stepsister into our home.
**[12:31] Mile**
He started treating me poorly,
which probably meant just one thing.
**[12:36] (Flashback) Step-mother**
Start cleaning!
**[12:38] Mile**
I'd wished for normal
happiness in my next life.
**[12:41] ---**
Why did things turn out like this?
***SIGN*** 3 Months Later
**[12:44] Mile**
Instead of worrying about all that,
I'll train in magic and swordplay!
**[12:47] (Flashback) Mile**
One of the true pleasures
of reincarnation in another world!
**[12:50] (Flashback) Mile**
Yesterday, they went like this, right?
**[12:53] (Flashback) Mile**
And the spell was...
**[12:55] (Flashback) Mile**
Oh, right. That God-like person said
**[12:58] (Flashback) Mile**
the magic of this world is
created by nanomachines, right?
**[13:03] (Flashback) Mile**
In that case.
**[13:04] (Flashback) Mile**
Gather, water! Come to me!
**[13:07] Mile**
* Nanomachines-san, looking*
* forward to working with you!*
**[13:09] Nano**
*Of course. It would be our pleasure!*
**[13:11] (Flashback) Mile**
Huh? Who's there?
**[13:17] (Flashback) Mile**
Huh?
**[13:22] (Flashback) Mile**
Don't surprise me like that, Nanomachines-san.
**[13:26] (Flashback) Mile**
Also, that looks like a
swarm of bees. It's scary.
**[13:30] Nano**
*My apologies.*
**[13:32] Nano**
*What about this?*
**[13:34] (Flashback) Mile**
You look like a scary thing I'd have to knock
into a vat of molten steel. It's a bit...
**[13:39] (Flashback) Mile**
Oh, I know!
**[13:40] (Flashback) Mile**
What about something like the yellow critter
who travels with the "gotta catch 'em" guy!
**[13:43] (Flashback) Mile**
Or the critter with the Kansai accent that's
friends with the girl who captures cards...
**[13:47] Nano**
*Forgive me.*
**[13:49] Nano**
* I do not have any of the knowledge*
* you carry from your previous life.*
**[13:54] (Flashback) Mile**
Then anything's fine. Just be something cute.
**[14:00] (Flashback) Mile**
How many times does this make?
**[14:02] (Flashback) Nano**
The one hundred and fifth time, I believe.
**[14:04] (Flashback) Mile**
Let's just go with this, then.
**[14:06] (Flashback) Nano**
Somehow, though I'm made
of nanomachines, I also feel tired.
**[14:10] (Flashback) Mile**
At any rate, I'm looking forward
to working with you, Nano-chan!
**[14:13] (Flashback) Mile**
I've been through some horrible
things since reincarnating,
**[14:15] (Flashback) Mile**
but I was able to meet you, Nano-chan,
so it isn't all bad. Right?
**[14:20] Nano**
Though, after this,
**[14:21] Nano**
she would learn that her abilities were
6,800 times that of the average mage,
**[14:26] Nano**
and grow even more bewildered.
**[14:30] Mile**
As the daughter of the previous wife,
I was driven from the house.
**[14:35] Mile**
So the scene changes to the royal capital,
**[14:37] Mile**
and the Eckland Academy boarding school.
**[14:39] (Flashback) Mile**
All right! I'm going to have my
long-awaited normal school life!
**[14:45] Mile**
There was a time I really thought that.
**[14:48] Nano**
Legendary Accident Number 1!
**[14:51] Nano**
Accidentally firing off
magic without using a spell.
**[14:53] Nano**
Number 2!
**[14:54] Nano**
Accidentally defeating a student
who was proud of his abilities.
**[14:57] Nano**
Number 3...
**[14:59] (Flashback) Boys A, B & C**
Adele-chan!
**[15:02] (Flashback) Boy A**
Want to eat lunch together?
**[15:04] (Flashback) Boy B**
Want to go shopping with me?
**[15:05] (Flashback) Boy C**
Baby, your eyes shine like the very stars!
**[15:09] Mile**
*Wha?*
**[15:10] Mile**
* I've never really spoke to*
* g-guys even in my last life!*
**[15:15] Mile**
*At times like this...*
**[15:16] Mile**
*All I can do is smile and try to play it off!*
**[15:20] (Flashback) Boys**
Adele-chan!
**[15:22] (Flashback) Mile**
Huh?
**[15:23] Nano**
Accidentally racking up smile points.
**[15:25] (Flashback) Mile**
I swore to myself that I wouldn't fulfill the
"reincarnated with cheat-level powers" trope...
**[15:31] Nano**
As you all know, these accidents
continue to this day.
**[15:35] Mile**
* I just want to have fun at school*
* with some friends. That's all...*
**[15:40] (Flashback) Marcela**
Adele-san...
**[15:41] (Flashback) Mile**
Yes?
**[15:43] (Flashback) Marcela**
I would like to speak
with you about something.
**[15:45] (Flashback) Marcela**
Is now a good time?
**[15:46] Mile**
* It's a well-bred girl with*
* princess curls and her followers!*
**[15:50] Mile**
* Th-This has gotta be that thing*
* you always see in shojo manga!*
**[15:54] (Flashback) Mile**
Please don't make me go behind
the school or to the bathrooms!
**[15:58] (Flashback) Girls**
Huh?
**[16:01] (Flashback) Mile**
I-I'm sorry my room is so plain.
**[16:04] (Flashback) Mile**
I can only work my part-time job
on our one day off a week,
**[16:07] (Flashback) Mile**
so I can't buy very many luxuries.
**[16:11] (Flashback) Monika**
What? Um, what about your allowance?
**[16:14] (Flashback) Mile**
I don't get one.
**[16:15] (Flashback) Aureana**
Oh, then you must be a commoner like me.
**[16:18] (Flashback) Mile**
Actually, I'm technically a noble, but...
**[16:21] (Flashback) Mile**
Please pretend I never told you that.
**[16:23] (Flashback) Marcela**
Why would you hide that?
**[16:25] (Flashback) Marcela**
If you're from a noble family,
you should take pride in your name!
**[16:27] (Flashback) Mile**
My father has forbidden me from using our name.
**[16:31] (Flashback) Mile**
And if I make a wrong move, I might be
murdered like my mother and grandfather were.
**[16:34] Girls**
*Murder?!*
**[16:35] (Flashback) Mile**
Oh, it's nothing!
**[16:37] (Flashback) Mile**
As long as I graduate, I'm pretty safe, but...
**[16:40] (Flashback) Mile**
If I go back, I'll be imprisoned, assassinated,
or forced into a political marriage.
**[16:46] Mile**
* I've never met these girls before!*
* What am I saying?*
**[16:49] (Flashback) Mile**
Sorry to keep you standing!
**[16:51] (Flashback) Mile**
I'll go borrow some chairs!
**[16:54] Nano**
The following memory is one
even Mile-sama doesn't have.
**[16:57] ---**
It is mine alone.
**[16:59] (Flashback) Monika**
My lady, are you really going
to give her a harsh scolding?
**[17:04] (Flashback) Aureana**
She really doesn't seem like
a nasty, stuck-up honors student
**[17:06] (Flashback) ---**
who's making boys wait on her hand and foot.
**[17:09] (Flashback) Marcela**
You can't let her sob story sway you!
**[17:11] (Flashback) Marcela**
I'll show you the monster under that mask!
**[17:14] (Flashback) Aureana**
Marcela-sama! You really shouldn't!
**[17:18] (Flashback) Marcela**
See? Look at all the luxurious dresses...
**[17:21] (Flashback) Aureana**
There's only tattered, plain clothes
and poor-quality night clothes.
**[17:25] (Flashback) Marcela**
I-In that case!
**[17:31] (Flashback) Marcela**
What is this?
**[17:33] (Flashback) Marcela**
Is this... her snack?
**[17:35] Nano**
It's a snack for the neighborhood stray cat.
**[17:37] (Flashback) Mile**
I'm sorry! It took longer than I...
**[17:39] (Flashback) Marcela**
We'll take our leave.
**[17:43] (Flashback) Mile**
E-Excuse me!
**[17:45] (Flashback) Marcela**
Thank you for your kindness. But...
**[17:48] (Flashback) Marcela**
If we stay too long, we'd only be imposing.
**[17:51] (Flashback) Marcela**
We'll say farewell for today.
**[17:53] (Flashback) Mile**
I see. Then what about what
you wanted to say to me?
**[17:57] (Flashback) Marcela**
We have all the time in the world to speak.
**[18:00] (Flashback) Marcela**
After all, we have three
years before we graduate!
**[18:05] Mile**
It was after that...
**[18:06] Mile**
I don't know why,
**[18:09] ---**
but Marcela-san and the others
started looking out for me.
**[18:13] Mile**
We were always together.
**[18:15] Mile**
It was the school life I'd always dreamed of.
**[18:20] Mile**
They were the first friends I'd ever had!
**[18:23] Reina**
I see. So we're second, then.
**[18:26] Pauline**
Quite the player, I see.
**[18:28] Mile**
Wha?
**[18:30] Mavis**
But if you found the
friends you'd always wanted,
**[18:33] ---**
why did you leave the school?
**[18:35] Mavis**
You didn't graduate, right?
**[18:37] Mile**
That was...
**[18:38] Mile**
It's because of what happened one year and
two months after I started at the school.
**[18:43] Mile**
The Third Princess of the Realm came into town,
**[18:46] ---**
and when I went to see...
**[18:53] (Flashback) Soldier A**
Insolent peasant!
**[18:56] (Flashback) Soldier A**
Do you cause this outrage knowing this
is the carriage of Princess Morena?
**[19:00] Mile**
*At this rate, that boy will die!*
**[19:05] Mile**
*Am I going to die again?*
**[19:08] Mile**
*I don't want to!*
**[19:09] Mile**
*Lattice Energy Barrier!*
***SIGN*** Lattice Energy Barrier
**[19:13] (Flashback) Soldier A**
Wh-What is this?
**[19:15] (Flashback) Soldier B**
Out of the way, you suspicious creature!
**[19:19] Mile**
*I did it without thinking!*
**[19:21] Mile**
*How am I getting out of this?*
**[19:22] (Flashback) Soldier A**
You! Are you a demon—no, some kind of devil?
**[19:26] Mile**
*Devil?*
**[19:28] Mile**
*That's it!*
**[19:33] (Flashback) Mile**
To cause harm to the vessel
of a goddess! What disrespect.
**[19:38] (Flashback) Soldier A**
It can't be... A goddess?
**[19:40] (Flashback) Mile**
O Heavens...
**[19:42] (Flashback) Mile**
Strike down the fools who dare defy the gods.
**[19:46] (Flashback) Mile**
Lightning... Break.
**[19:51] (Flashback) Mile**
If you find this divine
punishment insufficient,
**[19:53] (Flashback) Mile**
then shall I destroy the palace...
No, the whole country.
**[19:57] (Flashback) Morena**
Please, wait!
**[19:59] (Flashback) Morena**
Goddess, please have mercy.
**[20:02] (Flashback) Morena**
As princess, the fault lies entirely with me.
**[20:05] (Flashback) Mile**
It's a super-cute princess!
**[20:07] (Flashback) Soldier B**
No, princess!
**[20:09] (Flashback) Soldier A**
Goddess, pass your divine judgment on me!
**[20:11] (Flashback) Soldier B**
No, on me!
**[20:13] (Flashback) Crowd**
Wow! They're amazing! Should I step up, too?
**[20:17] Mile**
*Oh no!*
**[20:18] Mile**
*I went too far!*
**[20:19] (Flashback) Mile**
Th-There will be no second chances.
**[20:22] (Flashback) Crowd**
Yes, O Divine One.
**[20:24] (Flashback) Mile**
You must never tell anyone
of my descent to this place.
**[20:28] (Flashback) Mile**
If this covenant is broken,
**[20:30] (Flashback) ---**
great catastrophe shall befall you!
**[20:34] (Flashback) Mile**
Slump...
**[20:35] (Flashback) Mile**
Huh? How strange? I can't
remember what happened just now!
**[20:40] Mile**
I thought I'd smoothed things
over pretty well, but...
**[20:45] Mile**
Word that the vessel of a goddess
was a student at Eckland Academy
**[20:48] Mile**
ended up reaching all the way up to the king.
**[20:52] Mile**
I wanted a normal life, so I had
no choice but to leave the school.
**[20:57] Mile**
I set out for the Kingdom of Tils.
**[21:00] Mile**
*Farewell, my friends. Until we meet again!*
**[21:03] Mile**
*I will become a Hunter!*
**[21:06] Mile**
That's how I went from
being Adele to being Mile.
**[21:09] Reina**
I get it. I'm not the only one carrying
the weight of the past with me. Right?
**[21:15] Reina**
Pauline is, too.
**[21:17] ---**
And M-Mavis, too...
**[21:18] Mavis**
Honestly! You don't have to try
to spare my feelings like that!
**[21:21] Mile**
Reina-san, you're afraid of losing
your friends... your family, right?
**[21:26] Reina**
Yes! Is that so wrong?
**[21:28] Reina**
I lost my family twice.
**[21:31] Reina**
I couldn't stand losing everything again.
**[21:35] Mile**
We'll be okay.
**[21:36] Reina**
Huh?
**[21:37] Pauline**
There's no telling how our lives will go,
**[21:40] ---**
but we did swear, didn't we?
**[21:42] Pauline**
Our bonds are unbreakable.
**[21:44] Pauline**
We are the Crimson Vow...
**[21:46] Mavis**
And we're not going to die easily.
**[21:49] Mavis**
Not with Mile leading the way.
**[21:51] Reina**
Of course not!
**[21:52] Mile**
Could you please stop
talking about me like that?
**[21:55] Mile**
I don't want to stand out!
**[22:01] Reina**
*This time, I won't lose my family!*
***SIGN*** Didn't I Say to Make My Abilities
Average in the Next Life?!
**[22:15] ---**
# E6 - Didn't I Say I'm Not Going Into the Forest Anymore?!
Source: [Crunchyroll](https://www.crunchyroll.com/watch/GY1XWXXKY/didnt-i-say-im-not-going-into-the-forest-anymore)
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**[00:05] Mile**
Wow!
**[00:07] Mile**
What a beautiful city!
**[00:09] Mile**
It's just as lively as the capital!
**[00:12] Old Man**
Indeed it is. Indeed it is.
**[00:14] Old Man**
This is our city, Amroth.
**[00:17] Reina**
Mile! You're being embarrassing!
Stop sitting like that.
**[00:21] Mavis**
Amroth is a much bigger city
than I thought it'd be.
**[00:25] Pauline**
It makes sense.
**[00:27] Pauline**
After all, it is a merchant city
on the border of the Albarn Empire.
***SIGN*** Kingdom of Brandel
***SIGN*** Royal Capital
***SIGN*** Amroth
***SIGN*** Albarn Empire
***SIGN*** Royal Capital
***SIGN*** Kingdom of Tils
**[00:33] Nano**
It's "Nano-chan's Explanation Corner"!
***SIGN*** Amroth
**[00:35] Nano**
This is where Mile-sama and the others,
the Crimson Vow, registered as Hunters.
**[00:39] Nano**
The Kingdom of Tils.
**[00:41] Nano**
And this is where they
are now, the city of Amroth.
**[00:43] Nano**
See?
**[00:44] Nano**
The neighboring Albarn Empire is very close,
**[00:47] Nano**
so trade and cultural exchange
between the two is vigorous.
***SIGN*** Albarn Empire
***SIGN*** Royal Capital
***SIGN*** Kingdom of Brandel
**[00:50] Nano**
To continue the explanation...
**[00:52] Nano**
Over here we have the Kingdom of Brandel, where
Mile-sama was forced to flee in the night.
***SIGN*** Royal Capital
***SIGN*** Amroth
**[00:57] Nano**
Oh! Apologies for the digression.
**[00:59] Nano**
Amroth is a city that trades
heavily with the Albarn Empire!
**[01:03] Nano**
This has been "Nano-chan's Explanation Corner"!
**[01:05] Old Man**
That's why being able to successfully
transport merchants' goods
**[01:09] ---**
is a matter of life and death.
**[01:12] Old Man**
The fact that we made it here
safely with the merchandise
**[01:16] Old Man**
is all thanks to you getting
rid of those bandits.
**[01:21] Old Man**
Thank you, truly.
**[01:22] Reina**
O-Oh, no. There's no need to bow to us.
**[01:25] Pauline**
Fulfilling the requests of our
clients is our job as Hunters.
**[01:29] Mile**
That's right! We don't need thanks!
**[01:33] Mile**
After all...
**[01:34] Mile**
We never fail.
**[01:40] Mile**
I'm sorry! I went too far...
**[01:45] Old Man**
As cheerful a young lady as ever!
**[01:48] Old Man**
Were you imitating a popular play
or something from the capital?
**[01:51] Old Man**
I'd like to see it, too.
**[01:55] Anne**
Grandpa!
**[01:57] Old Man**
Oh! Looks like my granddaughter's
come to greet me!
**[02:04] Mile**
Huh?
**[02:04] Mile**
Where is she?
**[02:06] Reina**
He said we reminded him of
his granddaughter, right?
**[02:09] Mile**
He said Pauline-san looked
like her too, but...
**[02:13] Anne**
Welcome home, Grandpa!
**[02:15] Old Man**
Yes, I just came back.
**[02:18] Old Man**
Were you a good girl?
**[02:20] Anne**
Yeah!
**[02:21] Anne**
I'm a good girl!
**[02:22] Old Man**
I see. Is that so?
**[02:24] Old Man**
There, there. Good girl.
**[02:27] Old Man**
Good girl.
**[02:29] Old Man**
My granddaughter, Anne. What do you think?
**[02:32] Old Man**
She's cute, just like you. Right?
**[02:35] Anne**
Hello!
**[02:36] Mile**
Y-Yes, she is.
**[02:39] Mile**
*She's still a little girl!*
***SIGN*** Didn't I Say to Make My Abilities
Average in the Next Life?!
***SIGN*** Episode 6
***SIGN*** Didn't I Say I'm Not Going Into the Forest Anymore?!
**[04:21] Mile**
Anne-chan still likes having
people dote on her, doesn't she?
**[04:24] Old Man**
Well, her parents were both called
to other towns on urgent business.
**[04:28] Old Man**
Were you lonely?
**[04:30] Anne**
I'm not lonely!
**[04:34] Old Man**
Hey. Since you're here, would you
like me to show you around?
**[04:38] Mile**
You wouldn't mind?
**[04:40] Old Man**
All the goods have been delivered.
**[04:42] Old Man**
It's the least I can do as thanks.
**[04:45] Old Man**
I want you to enjoy our city to the fullest.
**[04:48] Reina**
But we have to get back to the capital.
**[04:51] Mavis**
There's no need for us to rush back, right?
**[04:54] Pauline**
After completing a job,
a little break is a good thing.
**[04:57] Anne**
It's okay, isn't it, Onee-chan?
**[04:59] Reina**
Huh?
**[05:00] Reina**
I-If you insist, I suppose we can't refuse.
**[05:04] Mile**
Everyone sightseeing together
and buying snacks...
**[05:07] Mile**
Could it be that this is...
**[05:10] Mile**
Come on! Eat up! Have some deer crackers!
***SIGN*** Famous
Deer Crackers
**[05:12] Girls**
They're so cute!
**[05:14] Mile**
It feels like a class trip!
**[05:16] Mavis**
Class trip?
**[05:18] Reina**
What's that?
**[05:19] Mile**
Oh! Uh... it's a secret family technique!
**[05:22] Merchant A**
Oh! There you are!
**[05:23] Merchant A**
Old-timer!
**[05:25] Old Man**
Huh?
**[05:27] Old Man**
Sorry about this.
**[05:28] Old Man**
This job came in suddenly.
**[05:31] Reina**
Not at all. It's good to be busy.
**[05:34] Mile**
That's true...
**[05:36] Mile**
Just when I thought I'd be able to
go on a class trip with everyone.
**[05:42] Anne**
Grandpa! Here! For you!
**[05:44] Old Man**
What's this?
**[05:45] Anne**
I bought it to protect you, Grandpa!
**[05:49] Old Man**
I see, I see! Thank you!
**[05:52] Old Man**
There, there! Good girl!
**[05:55] Old Man**
You're just so cute!
**[06:05] Old Man**
I'll be back!
**[06:07] Anne**
Have a safe trip, Grandpa!
**[06:13] Pauline**
Well, he's left.
**[06:14] Mavis**
Yes, he has.
**[06:17] Mile**
Now, it's time for us to get going, too.
**[06:20] Mile**
We may not have Grandpa to show us around,
**[06:23] ---**
but I haven't given up!
**[06:25] Mile**
A class trip!
**[06:27] Reina**
What is that, anyway?
**[06:29] Mile**
Don't worry about it.
**[06:30] Mile**
Oh! There's a recommended street
full of food stalls that way.
**[06:34] Mile**
First, we eat!
**[06:35] Mile**
Then the first sightseeing
spot we'll go to is...
**[06:38] Mile**
The one closest to the street stalls is...
**[06:41] Mile**
Oh! There aren't any deer in this city!
**[07:17] Mile**
We have to make sure to buy souvenirs.
**[07:20] Mile**
And since they don't really
know what a class trip is,
**[07:23] ---**
I'll have to pick some out for them!
**[07:25] Mile**
I'll buy something to take
back for Lenny-chan, too!
**[07:27] Mile**
Oh! Th-Those are...!
**[07:31] Mile**
Pennants! Carved bears! Wooden swords!
**[07:34] Mile**
They have these in this world, too!
**[07:38] Mavis**
Somehow, I get the feeling that
if you give those as presents,
**[07:40] ---**
they won't make the recipient happy.
**[07:42] Mile**
What are you talking about?
**[07:43] Mile**
When you think of destination souvenirs,
you think of these, right?
**[07:46] Mile**
See? In commemoration of our trip,
we have matching ones!
**[07:50] Mile**
Aren't they cute?
**[07:52] Mile**
Bear! Bear! Bear!
**[07:55] Mile**
I think I'll get a wooden
sword for Lenny-chan.
**[07:58] Mile**
You can put pennants up on the walls, you know?
**[08:00] Mile**
Every time we go to a new town,
we can buy another one.
**[08:03] Mile**
We can fill the room with them!
**[08:05] Pauline**
Mile-chan...
**[08:09] Mile**
Yes, ma'am! "We can't waste money!"
**[08:11] Mile**
"Return them immediately!"
**[08:13] Mile**
Right?
**[08:21] Mavis**
You know...
**[08:22] Mavis**
All of these seem pretty expensive.
**[08:24] Mavis**
And some things are sold out.
**[08:27] Reina**
They can't help it.
**[08:28] Reina**
Since the wagons carrying the merchandise
are getting attacked by bandits,
**[08:33] Reina**
they can't get in new stock
the way they'd like to.
**[08:36] Mavis**
I see.
**[08:37] Mavis**
But that situation should
be getting better now.
**[08:40] Mavis**
After all, we got rid of those bandits, right?
**[08:44] merchant B**
Terrible news!
**[08:46] Girls**
Huh?
**[08:48] merchant B**
The wagons have been
attacked by bandits again!
**[08:50] Shopkeeper**
What?
**[08:51] merchant B**
They said there's hardly anyone left alive!
**[08:56] Mile**
Reina-san!
**[09:01] Merchant A**
Damn it. They really got us.
**[09:03] Merchant A**
Those bandits.
**[09:04] ---**
There were so many of them.
They were waiting there to ambush us!
**[09:13] Mile**
*How terrible.*
**[09:18] merchant B**
So, how are the others?
**[09:20] Merchant A**
W-Well...
**[09:22] Merchant A**
It took everything I had
just to get away, so I...
**[09:25] Merchant A**
I can't imagine that any others survived.
**[09:29] merchant B**
Everyone slaughtered...
**[09:31] merchant B**
Blast it!
**[09:32] Reina**
It... It can't be...
**[09:37] Anne**
Grandpa...
**[09:40] Anne**
What about Grandpa?
**[09:42] Anne**
He's not coming back?
**[09:47] Anne**
No!
**[09:49] Anne**
Grandpa!
**[09:51] Anne**
Grandpa!
**[09:55] Reina**
It's all right. It's all right!
**[09:59] Mile**
Anne-chan...
**[10:14] Mavis**
There were others besides the ones
we got rid of, weren't there?
**[10:17] Mavis**
Inhuman bands of bandits
who make everyone suffer.
**[10:21] Mile**
Yes.
**[10:22] Mile**
I'm embarrassed for getting so excited
when I didn't really understand anything.
**[10:26] Pauline**
That aside... Reina is taking a long time.
**[10:33] Mavis**
She said she'd come straight
here after taking Anne home.
**[10:38] Mile**
She couldn't have!
**[10:39] Mile**
Reina-san!
**[10:45] (Flashback) Reina**
As long as there's breath in
my body, I won't let you die.
**[10:48] Reina**
*I promised him.*
**[10:50] Reina**
*I said I wouldn't let him die!*
**[10:53] Reina**
*And now...*
**[11:10] Mile**
*Reina-san!*
**[11:19] Reina**
*I'm sorry, everyone. I just...*
**[11:21] Reina**
*I can't forgive them!*
**[11:24] Bandit A**
Everything all right over here?
**[11:26] Bandit A**
Don't let down your guard
just because it's night.
**[11:28] Bandit A**
We can't allow any goods connected
with Amroth to pass through.
**[11:33] Bandits**
Yes, sir!
**[11:33] Bandit B**
You know, the raid today was too easy.
**[11:37] Bandit B**
There wasn't a single decent
Hunter guarding them.
**[11:39] Bandit C**
Being bandits isn't such a bad job after all.
**[11:45] Bandit B**
Who are you?
**[11:47] Reina**
Was it you?
**[11:48] Reina**
Were you the ones who attacked
the merchants from Amroth?
**[11:51] ---**
Attacked that old man?
**[11:52] Bandit A**
You! A Hunter from Amroth, are you?
**[12:00] Reina**
Roar, flames! Into a ball of fire!
**[12:03] Bandit A**
A mage!
**[12:04] Bandit C**
O water! Become ice!
**[12:06] Reina**
Fireball!
**[12:11] Reina**
Fireball, continuous fire!
**[12:15] Bandit A**
We have mages, too.
**[12:17] Bandit A**
Contact the main force now!
**[12:19] Bandit B**
Yes, sir!
**[12:21] Reina**
You're not getting away!
**[12:22] Bandit C**
Icicle.
**[12:29] Bandit A**
Sorry about this,
**[12:31] Bandit A**
but since you heard us...
**[12:32] Bandit A**
You may be a child, but you'll have to die!
**[12:41] Bandit C**
What's this?
**[12:45] Reina**
G-Guys...
**[12:47] Mile**
Are you all right, Reina-san?
**[12:49] Bandit A**
Who are all of you?
**[12:51] Mavis**
We should be asking who you are.
**[12:53] Mavis**
Don't you lay a hand on our friend!
**[12:55] Pauline**
Please, get a hold of yourself.
**[12:57] Bandits**
Enemies? Where are they?
**[12:59] Mavis**
From the voices... there's a lot of them.
**[13:01] Mavis**
Let's retreat for now.
**[13:03] Reina**
No!
**[13:05] Pauline**
The injured should keep quiet.
**[13:07] Mavis**
Mile!
**[13:08] Mile**
Got it!
**[13:10] Mile**
In that case...
**[13:12] Mile**
Poof!
**[13:15] Bandit A**
A smoke screen, huh?
**[13:20] Reina**
Ow, ow, ow!
**[13:21] Pauline**
See? Behave yourself.
**[13:24] Pauline**
If you don't hold still, I won't
be able to heal what can be healed.
**[13:27] Reina**
Why did all of you come here?
**[13:30] Mavis**
Why? Isn't it obvious?
**[13:32] Mavis**
We couldn't believe you'd
charge off by yourself.
**[13:37] Mile**
I know you probably didn't
want to get us involved,
**[13:40] Mile**
but there's no need to hold us
at arm's length, Reina-san.
**[13:43] Reina**
I know trying to take revenge is stupid.
**[13:47] Reina**
But when I saw Anne crying,
I just couldn't forgive them!
**[13:51] Reina**
Those people who stole that
little girl's family from her!
**[13:55] Pauline**
Still. Going of one your own—
**[13:57] Reina**
This is my problem!
**[13:59] Reina**
Just leave me alone!
**[14:00] Reina**
It's got nothing to do with y—
**[14:14] Mile**
Reina-san, you're the world's biggest idiot!
**[14:16] Reina**
Huh?
**[14:17] Mile**
If not an idiot, then foolish!
**[14:19] Mile**
A moronic nincompoop!
**[14:21] Mile**
You clueless eggplant's calyx!
**[14:24] Reina**
Wh-Wha? I don't have any
idea what you're saying.
**[14:27] Mile**
Reina-san, it was you who said it!
**[14:29] Mile**
You couldn't stand losing your family again!
**[14:32] Reina**
Th-That's...
**[14:34] Mile**
Then if we lost our dear
friend, lost our family...
**[14:39] Mile**
You think we wouldn't be sad?
**[14:44] Reina**
Mile...
**[14:47] Pauline**
You're not the only one, Reina,
**[14:50] Pauline**
who doesn't want to lose their precious family.
**[14:53] Mavis**
Honestly, you don't even understand that?
**[14:55] Mavis**
You're the world's biggest idiot,
just like Mile said.
**[15:09] Reina**
Guys...
**[15:21] Mile**
Oops! I forgot to cast a search spell again!
**[15:26] Nano**
We expect that now.
**[15:28] Squad leader**
Greetings, unknown Hunters!
**[15:31] Squad leader**
We are bandits!
**[15:32] Squad leader**
Drop your weapons and surrender quietly.
**[15:35] Mile**
"We are bandits"? "Surrender"?
**[15:38] Pauline**
Somehow, those don't sound like
things bandits would say.
**[15:41] Mavis**
Plus, the way they move
like they're under orders,
**[15:43] ---**
and the uniformity of their equipment...
**[15:45] Mavis**
These are some suspicious "bandits."
**[15:48] Reina**
You're soldiers, aren't you?
**[15:51] Squad leader**
What are you saying?
**[15:52] Squad leader**
We are clearly a fully-fledged bandit group!
**[15:55] Squad leader**
Why would soldiers
pretend to be bandits, anyway?
**[15:58] Pauline**
Could it be... trade disruption?
**[16:02] Pauline**
If, for example,
the Albarn Empire resented Amroth
**[16:06] ---**
for gaining more from foreign
trade than they did,
**[16:09] Pauline**
so they dressed up as bandits
to attack the caravans...
**[16:12] Pauline**
Something like that?
**[16:15] Mavis**
Bull's-eye, huh?
**[16:16] Mile**
Seems like it.
**[16:18] Squad leader**
Indeed!
**[16:19] Squad leader**
We are the elite corps of the proud
Albarn Empire's military forces.
**[16:23] Mile**
Then those bandits before
were just small fry.
**[16:27] Reina**
But why would a military...
**[16:29] Reina**
Why did you slaughter innocent people?
**[16:33] Squad leader**
It's obvious.
**[16:34] Squad leader**
These are the acts of violent,
inhuman bands of bandits.
**[16:37] Squad leader**
To make it convincing,
we can't leave witnesses behind.
**[16:42] Reina**
How dare you.
**[16:44] Squad leader**
Everything is for the
prosperity of the empire.
**[16:47] Squad leader**
In the service of a great cause, a few
small sacrifices are unavoidable.
**[16:50] Squad leader**
And now, you will disappear as well!
**[16:53] Mile**
No, we won't.
**[16:55] Squad leader**
What?
**[16:56] Mile**
We won't let ourselves be killed
here by cowards like you!
**[17:01] Mile**
We four, the Crimson Vow,
will return to the capital together!
**[17:06] Mavis**
It's just as Mile says!
**[17:08] Pauline**
We can't have you looking down on us.
**[17:11] Mile**
We're doing this, Reina-san.
**[17:13] Reina**
I know!
**[17:14] Squad leader**
You're spouting nonsense.
**[17:16] Squad leader**
Annihilate them! Don't let them leave alive!
**[17:22] Mavis**
Godspeed Sword!
**[17:25] Pauline**
Boiling Water Ball!
**[17:30] Reina**
Fireball!
**[17:32] Bandit C**
Fool! That won't work on me!
**[17:35] Bandit C**
Icicle!
**[17:41] Reina**
You're the fool!
**[17:43] Squad leader**
We're losing to these little
Hunter girls? What's going on?
**[17:47] Squad leader**
D-Do not falter! Get them!
**[17:51] Mile**
Wear away the soles of their shoes at an angle!
**[17:53] Mile**
And put some spiky pebbles in them!
**[18:00] Bandits**
Ow! Ow, ow, ow! Ow!
**[18:02] Bandit A**
Ow, that hurts! What happened?
**[18:05] Bandit A**
Was it magic?
**[18:06] Mile**
That's more than enough to take care of you.
**[18:09] Nano**
Using nanomachines for
ridiculous magic like this...
**[18:12] Nano**
You're the first, Mile-sama.
**[18:14] Squad leader**
What are you doing?
**[18:16] Squad leader**
You call yourselves proud
soldiers of the Albarn Empire?
**[18:19] Squad leader**
Will you not fulfill your mission?
**[18:25] Reina**
I will not forgive you.
**[18:30] Squad leader**
Fine!
**[18:31] Squad leader**
Go ahead and kill me!
**[18:33] Squad leader**
If I must live the rest of my
life in shame, I'd rather die!
**[18:37] Mile**
Reina-san!
**[18:38] Mavis**
Mile...
**[18:42] Reina**
Blaze brightly, righteous fires of Hell!
**[18:45] Reina**
Burn him to ash!
**[18:58] Reina**
Who'd bother to kill someone like you?
**[19:05] Reina**
Ah! I feel so much better!
**[19:24] Mavis**
With this, the bandit issue
has been brought to a close.
**[19:27] Mavis**
Now, the Kingdom of Tils and the
Albarn Empire should settle the rest.
**[19:31] Pauline**
I'm sure the kingdom will avenge its people.
**[19:36] Pauline**
We can only hope.
**[19:38] Mile**
But...
**[19:39] Mile**
Her grandfather won't come back.
**[19:46] Old Man**
Who won't come back?
**[19:49] Reina**
You're asking who?
**[19:52] Old Man**
You mean me?
**[19:54] Girls**
Grandfather!
**[19:55] Merchant A**
Old-timer! You're alive?
**[19:57] Reina**
How are you here?
**[20:00] Old Man**
The thing is...
**[20:11] (Flashback) Squad leader**
Greetings, people of Amroth!
**[20:13] (Flashback) Hunter**
Wh-Who are you?
**[20:15] (Flashback) Old Man**
Huh?
**[20:24] Old Man**
It happened in a flash.
**[20:27] Old Man**
I couldn't move for the terror.
**[20:32] Old Man**
But I couldn't just hide
by myself and do nothing.
**[20:36] Old Man**
I gathered my resolve and decided to fight.
**[20:40] Old Man**
I was prepared to die there.
**[20:43] (Flashback) Anne**
Grandpa!
**[20:45] (Flashback) Reina**
As long as there's breath in
my body, I won't let you die.
**[20:50] Old Man**
But I couldn't die.
**[20:54] Old Man**
I ran. I got lost in the forest.
**[20:57] Old Man**
And I've finally made it back.
**[21:06] Anne**
Grandpa?
**[21:10] Old Man**
Anne!
**[21:11] Old Man**
Anne!
**[21:12] Anne**
Grandpa!
**[21:14] Anne**
Grandpa! Grandpa!
**[21:17] Old Man**
Anne... I'm sorry I scared you.
**[21:22] Old Man**
There, there.
**[21:23] Merchant A**
Old-timer, I'm glad you made it back alive!
**[21:28] Mavis**
I-I'm so glad!
**[21:30] Mavis**
I'm so glad! I'm so happy for you!
**[21:34] Pauline**
Dear, dear, Mavis. There, there.
**[21:37] Merchant A**
Old-timer, we're gonna expect
you to keep working hard!
**[21:41] Old Man**
Huh? But...
**[21:43] Merchant A**
The Crimson Vow have
captured all the bandits!
**[21:47] Old Man**
What? Really?
**[21:49] Old Man**
Thank you, Crimson Vow!
**[21:52] Mile**
I really am glad. Anne-chan didn't
lose any more of her precious family.
**[21:57] Mile**
Right, Reina-san?
**[22:00] Reina**
Yes.
**[22:03] Reina**
All right, Crimson Vow! Back to the capital!
**[22:07] Girls**
Yeah!
***SIGN*** Didn't I Say to Make My Abilities
Average in the Next Life?!
**[22:19] ---**
# E7 - Didn't I Say We Should Take Breaks Sometimes?!
Source: [Crunchyroll](https://www.crunchyroll.com/watch/GYEXGMZX6/didnt-i-say-we-should-take-breaks-sometimes)
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**[00:05] Mile**
Coming back here feels so relaxing...
**[00:08] Mavis**
It already has that feeling of being "home."
**[00:11] Pauline**
I agree.
**[00:12] Reina**
Come on, guys. Shouldn't you
at least take your gear off?
**[00:16] Mile**
Yeah. We should.
**[00:18] Mavis**
Okay. Let's do that.
**[00:20] Pauline**
Yes, let's.
**[00:25] Mile**
Huh? I can't move.
**[00:27] Mavis**
Could someone have cast paralysis magic on us?
**[00:31] Pauline**
That's not it. We're all just exhausted.
**[00:35] Reina**
Now that you mention it, all we've done since
graduating is take on one quest after another.
**[00:39] Reina**
We never really rested, did we?
**[00:42] Mile**
An abusive corporation...
**[00:44] Mavis**
What does that mean?
**[00:45] Mile**
A company that crushes workers
under impossible workloads,
**[00:48] Mile**
squeezing out every drop in search of profit.
**[00:50] Mile**
A villainous employer.
**[00:52] Pauline**
That brings shame on merchants everywhere!
**[00:55] Girls**
Stare...
**[00:57] Reina**
Huh? Wait! When did I become your employer?
**[01:00] Reina**
I'm your friend, right?
**[01:02] Reina**
And I'm just as tired as you are!
**[01:04] Mile**
Oh! You see this type a lot
with macho-style employers!
**[01:08] Mile**
They say that since they're tired too,
**[01:09] ---**
everyone should work even harder,
and they push for more.
**[01:12] Reina**
Honestly! Did I say anything like that?
**[01:14] Mavis**
Then, what do we think of taking
a little break starting tomorrow?
**[01:18] Mavis**
We've managed to save up quite a bit already.
**[01:20] Reina**
What? Really?
**[01:22] Mile**
Huh. Reina-san is the
happiest out of everyone.
**[01:24] Reina**
How long are you going to force
this "employer" role on me?
**[01:28] Mavis**
Right! Starting tomorrow, we're on vacation!
**[01:30] Girls**
Yay!
**[01:32] Pauline**
I have something I wanted to do!
**[01:34] Reina**
So do I!
**[01:35] Mavis**
I'm going to start by sleeping in,
so please don't wake me.
**[01:40] Mile**
And I... I wonder what I'll do.
***SIGN*** Didn't I Say to Make My Abilities
Average in the Next Life?!
***SIGN*** Episode 7
***SIGN*** Didn't I Say We Should Take Breaks Sometimes?!
**[03:30] Pauline**
Good morning, Mile-chan.
**[03:32] Mile**
Morning, Pauline-san.
**[03:36] Mile**
Where are Reina-san and Mavis-san?
**[03:39] Pauline**
They've been up and about for a while now.
**[03:42] Mile**
Didn't Mavis-san say she was sleeping in?
**[03:44] Pauline**
She did, but it seems she woke up
and went out earlier than anyone else.
**[03:48] Pauline**
When I woke up, she was already gone.
**[03:51] Pauline**
Reina and I had breakfast together,
then she went out.
**[03:55] Mile**
So that means I slept in the longest.
**[03:59] Pauline**
We're on vacation, so you
shouldn't let it trouble you.
**[04:03] Mile**
Pauline-san, what are you writing?
**[04:06] Pauline**
This is the Crimson Vow's accounts ledger.
**[04:09] Pauline**
All of our income and expenses
since our founding.
**[04:12] ---**
I've been wanting to organize
it all for a while now.
**[04:15] Mile**
Wait... Does that mean you remember all
of what we earned and spent so far?
**[04:21] Pauline**
I never forget anything when it comes to money.
**[04:24] Mile**
*Is it her merchant's blood?!*
**[04:25] Mile**
*Pauline-san is terrifying!*
**[04:28] Mile**
Oh, right. Both Reina-san and Mavis-san
said they had things they wanted to do.
**[04:33] Mile**
I wonder what they're doing.
**[04:35] Pauline**
Reina wouldn't tell me,
**[04:37] ---**
but Mavis said she was going to a nearby café.
**[04:41] Mile**
Café?
**[04:48] Mile**
Mavis-san is...
**[04:49] Pauline**
I see her.
**[04:50] Mile**
Huh?
**[05:06] Mile**
That's amazing!
**[05:07] Mile**
Just that one spot has this
super-elevated atmosphere!
**[05:10] Pauline**
Just what you'd expect from
someone of noble birth.
**[05:12] Pauline**
She must have spent her free time like
that since she was a little girl.
**[05:16] Girl A**
Say, isn't that person over there just sublime?
**[05:18] Girl B**
Yes! But are they a man? A woman?
**[05:21] Girl C**
Either way works just fine!
**[05:23] Mile**
Mavis-san!
**[05:24] Mavis**
Oh, Mile, Pauline! You came here.
**[05:27] Mile**
Mavis-san, you really look
like a noble! You're so cool!
**[05:31] Mavis**
R-Really?
**[05:32] Mile**
You wouldn't happen to have a childhood
friend named André, would you?
**[05:36] Mavis**
Um, no, I don't.
**[05:38] Mile**
What about a best friend
named Marie who's a princess?
**[05:40] Mile**
One who says things like, "As long as
I've got cake, I can do anything!"
**[05:44] Mavis**
I don't know anyone who says things like that.
**[05:47] Mile**
That's a shame.
**[05:48] Mavis**
What's a shame?
**[05:50] Mavis**
Reina isn't with you?
**[05:52] Pauline**
She went out before us.
**[05:54] ---**
No matter how many times I asked,
she wouldn't tell me where she was going.
**[05:57] Mavis**
Why not? That's stand-offish of her.
**[05:59] Mile**
Reina-san just went through something that
made her basically relive her painful past.
**[06:04] Mile**
Maybe she wanted to be alone.
**[06:07] Mavis**
That could be.
**[06:09] Pauline**
She is a sensitive person, after all.
**[06:17] Reina**
It's gotta be this one!
**[06:19] Reina**
Oh, but this one's nice, too.
**[06:21] Reina**
But I think...
**[06:24] Reina**
I can't let those three know
I enjoy doing things like this.
**[06:28] Reina**
Tee-hee! Reina-san, you're so
much girlier than I thought!
**[06:32] Reina**
Reina! I've written to my father,
asking him to send frilly dresses for you!
**[06:38] Reina**
Reina, perhaps you should switch
jobs from "mage" to "princess."
**[06:43] Reina**
I can just hear them poking fun at me.
**[06:46] Lenny**
Mile-san and Mavis-san might be like that,
**[06:49] ---**
but I don't think Pauline-san
would ever say those things.
**[06:52] Reina**
You think so?
**[06:53] Lenny**
Reina-san! I would love for you
to serve customers wearing that!
**[06:57] Reina**
Huh? Serve customers?
**[07:00] Reina**
Lenny?
**[07:01] Reina**
Wh-Why are you here?
**[07:04] Lenny**
I came out to shop for a few
things we were running low on,
**[07:06] ---**
and came across something very interesting.
**[07:09] Lenny**
To think I'd see the most stoic
member of the Crimson Vow
**[07:12] ---**
shopping for accessories of all things!
**[07:15] Reina**
I'm done for.
**[07:16] Reina**
Starting tomorrow, my name will go from
**[07:18] ---**
"Crimson Reina" to "Reina the
Pretending-to-Be-Sullen."
**[07:22] Lenny**
Why do you think I'd go and tell everyone?
**[07:25] Reina**
Huh? You're not going to?
**[07:27] Reina**
Huh?
**[07:28] Lenny**
The thing is, I like those kinds
of accessories too, but...
**[07:33] Lenny**
I'm not confident in my fashion sense, so...
**[07:38] Reina**
Just leave it to your big sister here.
**[07:40] Lenny**
Really?
**[07:43] Mile**
Mavis-san really is a noble, isn't she?
**[07:46] ---**
I mean, the book she was reading
was a poetry collection.
**[07:49] Mile**
It's those kinds of things
that show your upbringing.
**[07:52] Pauline**
You say that, but you're a noble too,
aren't you, Mile-chan?
**[07:54] Mile**
Huh?
**[07:55] Mile**
Oh. Well, yes, but...
**[07:58] Mile**
For me, things are a little complicated...
Sort of a special case...
**[08:01] Mile**
*After all, my past life as a commoner*
**[08:03] ---**
* lasted longer than my*
* current one as a noble has.*
**[08:06] Pauline**
That's right. You mentioned
that your family shunned you.
**[08:10] Pauline**
You weren't allowed to
live as a noble, were you?
**[08:14] Pauline**
I'm so sorry for asking you
about something so uncomfortable.
**[08:17] Mile**
Huh? Oh, uh, not at all. It's fine.
**[08:20] Mile**
*She misunderstood in a convenient way,*
**[08:22] ---**
*so I'll just pretend it's that.*
**[08:24] Pauline**
Locked in a dank, underground cell,
in tattered clothes...
**[08:28] ---**
Not even given a decent meal...
**[08:31] Mile**
Huh?
**[08:31] Pauline**
And once you escaped the underground prison,
**[08:35] Pauline**
you became wealthy, so you could exact
revenge upon those who had wronged you!
**[08:39] Mile**
So that I can...
**[08:41] Mile**
*I think that* Altered Folktale *I told before,*
**[08:44] ---**
* "Monte, Chris, and Count,"*
* is getting mixed in here.*
**[08:48] Mile**
So...
**[08:49] Mile**
Pauline-san, you're going to keep
working on the accounts ledger, right?
**[08:52] Pauline**
Oh, yes. That's what I was planning.
**[08:55] Mile**
In that case, I'll go out, too.
**[08:58] Mile**
And having said that,
there's nothing for me to do.
**[09:02] Mile**
But when it comes to spending
time on my own, I'm a pro!
**[09:06] Mile**
After all, in the eighteen
years of my last life,
**[09:08] ---**
I didn't ever really have any friends!
**[09:11] Nano**
Why are you stating such a tragic
fact as though you're proud of it?
**[09:15] Mile**
No, no...
**[09:16] Mile**
After nearly twenty years of it,
it really wasn't that bad.
**[09:20] Nano**
I think that, in itself, is very sad.
**[09:23] Mile**
Now, let's see. What should I do? First...
**[09:30] Nano**
Is something wrong?
**[09:31] Mile**
Huh? I can't think of anything.
**[09:33] Nano**
What?
**[09:34] Mile**
That's weird. What did I used to do?
**[09:38] Mile**
Oh! I watched TV and stuff.
**[09:40] Nano**
We don't have that in this world.
**[09:42] Mile**
True. And there's no internet or
game consoles... No manga, either.
**[09:48] Mile**
Got it!
**[09:51] Mile**
Leap!
**[09:55] Mile**
That's not quite it.
**[09:57] Mile**
Hup!
**[09:59] Nano**
Mile-sama, what are you doing?
**[10:02] Mile**
It came to me a while ago, and I've been
thinking I'd practice when I had the time.
**[10:06] Mile**
It's sure to come in handy.
**[10:09] Mile**
The jumping dogeza!
**[10:12] Mile**
Jump!
**[10:16] Mile**
Nailed it! I am now ready to
use this move at any moment!
**[10:20] Nano**
I have no idea as to when or where
you might need to use that move,
**[10:25] Nano**
but I am glad you're satisfied.
**[10:27] Mile**
Now, has it been about an hour?
**[10:30] Nano**
It hasn't even been ten minutes yet.
**[10:32] Mile**
What? Really?
**[10:34] Mile**
Then what should I do next?
**[10:39] Mile**
It really is strange.
**[10:41] ---**
I used to be able to think of
things to do on my own right away.
**[10:46] Mile**
No, no. Let's calm down here.
**[10:48] Mile**
I should be able to kill a day or
two of this vacation, no problem!
**[10:53] Nano**
Is it really something to fret over?
**[10:55] Mile**
Well, this used to be the thing I was best at.
**[10:58] Mile**
Without this, I won't have
any redeeming features left.
**[11:01] Nano**
Your self-esteem really
is at rock bottom, isn't it?
**[11:06] Mile**
I'll just carve a random Nendonaroid
and draw some meaningless doodles.
**[11:10] Mile**
I'll read through some random
papers I found near the trash.
**[11:13] Mile**
I'll lie around and daydream up a story.
**[11:16] Mile**
Then I'll start wanting to just laze around.
**[11:19] Nano**
All of those things seem
rather pointless to me.
**[11:22] Mile**
That's all right.
**[11:23] Mile**
If the Nendonaroid sells, or they enjoy
my *Altered Folktale*, that's great,
**[11:27] Mile**
but I'm fundamentally bad at trying to
be of use or make something of my own.
**[11:32] Mile**
Doing something pointless lets
you just relax and do it, right?
**[11:35] Nano**
You're really just killing time, aren't you?
**[11:37] Mile**
Exactly.
**[11:39] Mile**
All right...
**[11:40] Reina**
Oh, there she is!
**[11:41] Mile**
Huh? You're all together?
**[11:44] Pauline**
The others came back,
**[11:46] ---**
so we thought we'd come invite you
to do something together with us.
**[11:49] Mile**
Huh?
**[11:50] Reina**
So could you hurry up and wrap
up whatever it is you're doing?
**[11:53] Reina**
Huh? You have sand in your bangs.
What were you doing?
**[11:57] Mile**
Oh! This? I was sort of working
on a secret technique.
**[12:02] Pauline**
Huh? You don't want to finish?
**[12:04] Mile**
It's all right.
**[12:05] Reina**
In that case, let's head back to the room.
**[12:07] Mavis**
Sorry. This is all because of Reina.
**[12:10] Reina**
What are you talking about?
**[12:12] Reina**
You're the one who wouldn't
quit saying how bored you were!
**[12:15] Reina**
Honestly.
**[12:15] Mavis**
Is that so?
**[12:19] Mile**
*So that's what it was...*
**[12:22] Mile**
*I started getting bad at being on my own...*
**[12:25] Mile**
*when I started spending more time with them.*
**[12:33] Reina**
Say! Should we all hang
out together again today?
**[12:35] Mavis**
Sounds good!
**[12:36] Pauline**
Yes, it does!
**[12:37] Reina**
What about you, Mile?
**[12:39] Mile**
Of course!
**[12:40] Reina**
Then since we hung out in our room yesterday,
**[12:42] ---**
today we'll go out somewhere!
**[12:44] Mile**
What?
**[12:45] Pauline**
Is something wrong?
**[12:46] Mavis**
Do you not want to go out?
**[12:48] Mile**
It's not that.
**[12:50] Mile**
It's just been a while since
I went anywhere with friends.
**[12:52] ---**
I got a little emotional.
**[12:54] Mavis**
I see.
**[12:55] Pauline**
If that's the case, then we should
go out together a lot more!
**[12:59] Reina**
Then why don't we have Mile
decide where we're going?
**[13:03] Mile**
Huh?
**[13:03] Mavis**
Yes, let's do that.
**[13:04] Pauline**
I'm in favor. We'll go anywhere with you.
**[13:07] Reina**
What do you want to do?
**[13:08] Mile**
Um. Let's see...
**[13:11] Mile**
I want to go sea bathing!
**[13:13] Reina**
Sea bathing? What's that?
**[13:16] Mavis**
Maybe she means going to the
seaside and playing in the water?
**[13:20] Mile**
Yes! That's it!
**[13:22] Pauline**
But I've never gone sea bathing before.
**[13:26] Reina**
Me neither.
**[13:27] Mavis**
Me neither. I've only heard of it.
**[13:30] Mile**
Don't worry! I'll get everything ready!
**[13:33] Reina**
Well, if Mile says she wants to...
**[13:36] Pauline**
It has been hotter recently.
It might feel nice to go the beach.
**[13:41] Mavis**
That's true.
**[13:42] Mile**
Then, could we go tomorrow?
**[13:44] Reina**
Huh? Why?
**[13:46] Mile**
I want to get everything we need ready.
**[13:48] Mile**
First, we need swimsuits!
**[13:50] Pauline**
Swimsuits?
**[13:51] Mile**
Special clothes for playing in the water.
**[13:53] Mile**
If you go in the water in normal clothes,
**[13:55] ---**
they'll get soaked and heavy,
and stick to you.
**[13:57] Mile**
In a worst case scenario,
they could become see-through.
**[13:59] Mavis**
I see.
**[14:00] Mile**
You wear swimsuits right against your skin,
**[14:03] ---**
so you need to know your exact size.
**[14:06] Mile**
Which is why...
**[14:07] Mile**
I hope you'll allow me to measure you.
**[14:10] Mile**
Naked!
**[14:11] Girls**
What?
**[14:14] Reina**
Do I really have to be naked?
**[14:17] Mile**
It's something that has to
stand up to waves and swimming.
**[14:20] Mile**
If it doesn't fit right,
it could slip and come off.
**[14:24] Reina**
Fine...
**[14:25] Reina**
Huh? Wait! Why are you touching me there?
**[14:28] Mile**
It's just the measuring tape.
**[14:29] Mile**
You know, it's hard to tell
through your clothes,
**[14:32] ---**
but your curves are quite
soft and have a lovely shape.
**[14:35] Reina**
Don't stare at me like that!
**[14:37] Pauline**
It really is embarrassing for
someone to see you naked, isn't it?
**[14:41] Mavis**
Is it?
**[14:42] Pauline**
Huh?
**[14:42] Pauline**
You don't mind it?
**[14:44] Mavis**
Since I was little, I've always had maids to
help when I was bathing or changing clothes.
**[14:48] Pauline**
That's a noble for you!
**[14:50] Mile**
Reina-san, your bottom
is all pink and adorable.
**[14:53] Reina**
Color has nothing to do
with measuring, does it?
**[15:03] Mile**
Next, Pauline-san! Please come in!
**[15:06] Pauline**
Oh! Coming!
**[15:07] Reina**
Be careful.
**[15:09] Pauline**
Huh? Of what?
**[15:11] Mile**
Pauline-san!
**[15:15] Mile**
Now, then. I'll go buy materials for
the swimsuits, plus other things we'll need.
**[15:21] Pauline**
She's really going all out, isn't she?
**[15:22] Reina**
Is sea bathing really that much fun?
**[15:25] Mavis**
The kind I know about, you just
spend a leisurely time at the beach.
**[15:32] Nano**
Why sea bathing?
**[15:34] Mile**
If we're all going to do something together,
**[15:36] ---**
I want it to be something I
didn't get to do my last life.
**[15:46] Pauline**
There it is!
**[15:47] Mile**
The ocean!
**[15:52] Mile**
We're here!
**[15:53] Reina**
It's like we reserved it for ourselves!
**[15:55] Mavis**
It was worth waking up early.
**[15:57] Mile**
Now, at long last!
**[16:01] Mile**
These are the things we need for sea bathing!
**[16:03] Pauline**
Did you make all of these?
**[16:05] Mile**
No one sold anything like
what I had in my country.
**[16:08] Mile**
So I recreated them using substitutes!
**[16:11] Mavis**
That's amazing.
**[16:12] Reina**
What do you do with them?
**[16:13] Mile**
With this one, you bob.
With this one, you squeal.
**[16:16] Mile**
With this one, you exchange shots.
With this one, you stab.
**[16:19] Mile**
This one, you lie on.
**[16:20] Mile**
This one, you put on.
**[16:22] Reina**
I have no idea what she just said.
**[16:24] Mavis**
She seems sort of frenzied.
**[16:26] Pauline**
I think I'm going to mess up the order...
**[16:27] Mile**
Not at all!
**[16:28] Mile**
There isn't an order, and you don't
have to do everything at once.
**[16:32] Mile**
And now...
**[16:33] Mile**
These are your swimsuits!
**[16:36] Pauline**
This is the whole thing?
**[16:38] Reina**
I feel like there isn't enough fabric.
**[16:40] Mile**
Don't worry!
**[16:42] Pauline**
But this is...
**[16:43] Reina**
It's a little...
**[16:44] Mile**
Please, I'm begging you! Swimsuits are
the crowning glory of sea bathing!
**[16:48] Mile**
There can be no sea bathing
without swimsuits!
**[16:50] Mile**
Please wear them!
**[16:52] Mile**
Jump!
**[16:54] Mile**
I beg of you!
**[16:55] Mavis**
Wait, Mile...
**[16:56] Pauline**
You don't have to go that far.
**[16:58] Mile**
You'll wear them?
**[17:00] Reina**
So that's what you were doing out back.
**[17:03] Reina**
Well, we did say we'd go along
with whatever you wanted.
**[17:07] Mile**
Then, without delay...
**[17:08] Mile**
Changing rooms!
**[17:11] Reina**
She really is prepared.
**[17:12] Mavis**
Huh? Why isn't there a room for you, Mile?
**[17:15] Mile**
Why, thank you for asking.
**[17:17] Mile**
As per the basics, I am fully prepared...
**[17:20] Mile**
I came wearing it under my clothes!
**[17:25] Mile**
Now, all of you change, too!
**[17:31] Mile**
Now, when I call your name, please come out!
**[17:34] Mile**
First, we have Mavis-san!
**[17:39] Mile**
Just what I'd expect from
you, Mavis-san. It's perfect!
**[17:42] Mavis**
I-Is it?
**[17:43] Mile**
And moving on, we have Pauline-san!
**[17:49] Mile**
Pauline-san! That's an out!
**[17:51] Pauline**
Am I wearing it wrong?
**[17:53] Mile**
No. You're fine.
**[17:55] Pauline**
I do think these clothes are cute,
**[17:58] ---**
but I still feel like there
isn't nearly enough fabric.
**[18:01] Mile**
Not at all! In my country,
everyone wears these.
**[18:04] Mile**
They bring out a woman's charms
to their maximum level!
**[18:07] ---**
They're magic clothes!
**[18:08] Mile**
Next, we have Reina-san!
**[18:14] Reina**
What is with this wig?
**[18:16] Reina**
Honestly, Mile!
**[18:17] Mile**
Reina-san, it really suits you.
**[18:20] Reina**
Y-You think so?
**[18:22] Reina**
Huh?
**[18:24] Mile**
Wha? Huh? Y-Y-Your bust is—
**[18:26] Girls**
Huh?
**[18:28] Mavis**
Oh, Mile, did your bust get bigger?
**[18:30] Pauline**
Yes, I thought you were fla—
**[18:32] Pauline**
...more modestly sized, weren't you?
**[18:35] Reina**
Mile! What is the meaning of this?
**[18:37] Mile**
It's because I'm still growing.
**[18:40] Mile**
*Actually, my top is the only one*
**[18:42] Mile**
*that I put padding in.*
**[18:44] Nano**
Just what I'd expect from you, Mile-sama.
That's playing dirty.
**[18:46] Mile**
One, two, three, four,
**[18:50] Mile**
five, six, seven, eight.
**[18:54] Mile**
All right. That's our warm-up exercises done.
**[18:56] Reina**
Okay!
**[18:57] Mavis**
This is the first time I've
ever swum in the ocean!
**[18:59] Pauline**
Me, too!
**[19:01] Mile**
Oh! Wait a moment!
**[19:03] Reina**
What is it?
**[19:04] Mile**
There's a particular etiquette
to going into the ocean.
**[19:06] Mile**
We have to follow the rules.
**[19:08] Reina**
Huh?
**[19:09] Pauline**
There's an etiquette to it?
**[19:11] Mile**
That's right! You can't just go swim.
**[19:15] Mavis**
We can't swim?
**[19:16] Mile**
If you immerse yourself in the water,
**[19:18] ---**
no one can see the cute swimsuit
you took such pains to wear.
**[19:21] Reina**
Aren't these swimsuits meant for swimming?
**[19:23] Mile**
No, they aren't.
**[19:24] Mile**
They are simply costumes used
to enliven the beach atmosphere.
**[19:27] Pauline**
But yesterday you talked about
functionality and drag, didn't you?
**[19:31] Mile**
That was only if the worst happened.
**[19:33] Mavis**
So for sea bathing,
actual swimming is the worst.
**[19:37] Mile**
Girls usually use those things I made to
lie back and relax, or they play in the sand.
**[19:43] Mile**
They don't swim! They frolic in
the shallows, giggling and squealing!
**[19:48] Mavis**
Somehow, this is very different
from what I'd imagined.
**[19:50] Mile**
Now! Start the giggling and squealing!
**[20:32] Pauline**
Sea bathing certainly is fun.
**[20:35] Mavis**
Quite a lot of fun.
**[20:37] Reina**
Not bad at all. It might be fun to
come here every once in a while.
**[20:40] Mile**
I'm so glad! I had fun, too!
**[20:46] Man A**
What are you girls doing?
**[20:48] Mile**
Oh, it's called sea bathing.
**[20:51] Man A**
Sea bathing, huh?
**[20:53] ---**
And you do it like that, nearly naked,
even though you're girls?
**[20:58] Reina**
Wait! Mile! You said this
was normal, didn't you?
**[21:02] Mile**
It's normal in m-my country...
**[21:05] Boy**
Wow! Naked girls! Naked girls!
**[21:08] Mom**
Don't look!
**[21:13] Girls**
K—
**[21:14] Mile**
K?
**[21:15] Girls**
Kyaa!
**[21:20] Reina**
Honestly! That disaster was all your fault!
**[21:24] Mile**
As per the basics, I was completely unprepared,
and forgot to bring a change of underwear.
**[21:27] Mile**
It's all breezy under my clothes.
**[21:29] Reina**
Stop talking!
**[21:30] Mavis**
Now, now. Mile didn't mean any harm.
**[21:34] Mile**
I really didn't know!
**[21:36] ---**
I never thought that swimsuits in this
worl—country would cover up so much!
**[21:40] Reina**
What kind of country did you used to live in?
**[21:43] Mavis**
It does seem a little strange.
**[21:46] Mile**
No, it wasn't! It's a
really nice worl—country!
**[21:50] Mile**
It really is!
**[21:52] Mavis**
All right, we understand.
**[21:53] Reina**
Anyway! I think that a penalty of no
allowance for three months sounds about right.
**[21:58] Mile**
What?
**[22:00] Reina**
Right, Pauline?
**[22:02] Reina**
Huh?
**[22:07] Mile**
Pauline-san?
***SIGN*** Didn't I Say to Make My Abilities
Average in the Next Life?!
**[22:18] ---**
# E8 - No One Mentioned That Pauline's Getting Married, Did They?!
Source: [Crunchyroll](https://www.crunchyroll.com/watch/GY0X51Z46/no-one-mentioned-that-paulines-getting-married-did-they)
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**[00:02] Mile**
Pauline-san doesn't seem to be anywhere.
**[00:05] Reina**
Where'd she go?
**[00:07] Mavis**
I hope she isn't caught up
in some kind of trouble.
**[00:12] Lenny**
Mavis-san, a letter's arrived for you.
**[00:18] Mavis**
Thank you.
**[00:19] Lenny**
No problem.
**[00:22] Mavis**
Oh, it's from my younger older brother.
**[00:24] Mile**
"Younger older brother"?
**[00:26] Mavis**
I have three older brothers, you see.
**[00:29] Mavis**
I call them my elder older brother, middle
older brother, and younger older brother.
**[00:33] Mile**
You do?
**[00:35] Mavis**
My brothers worry about me,
so they send me letters every day.
**[00:41] Mavis**
See?
**[00:42] Mile**
Every day?
**[00:44] Reina**
That's a little...
**[00:46] Mavis**
Well, they always write the same thing.
**[00:52] Mavis**
He's written saying to come home again.
**[00:56] Mile**
Is something wrong?
**[00:58] Mavis**
My younger older brother's getting married.
**[01:00] Mile**
Oh! Congratulations!
**[01:02] Reina**
Is he marrying a noble?
**[01:06] Mavis**
The daughter of the Beckett Company...
**[01:09] Mavis**
Huh?
**[01:11] Mavis**
Pauline?
**[01:12] Girls**
What?
***SIGN*** Didn't I Say to Make My Abilities
Average in the Next Life?!
***SIGN*** Episode 8
***SIGN*** No One Mentioned That Pauline's
Getting Married, Did They?!
**[02:53] Mother**
Pauline!
**[02:54] Alan**
Onee-chan!
**[02:58] Pauline**
Mother!
**[02:59] Pauline**
Alan!
**[03:05] Company head**
Welcome back.
***SIGN*** How was your Hunter training?
***SIGN*** It's time for you to make yourself useful to us, Pauline.
**[03:22] Mavis**
My family, the family of Count Austien,
is a military family.
**[03:27] Mavis**
As the kingdom's sword and shield,
**[03:30] ---**
we've won many battles.
**[03:32] Mile**
That's a distinguished family line.
**[03:35] Reina**
So why would someone from the military
nobility marry the daughter of a merchant?
**[03:40] Mavis**
That's...
**[03:43] Company head**
Waging war always requires money.
**[03:48] Company head**
As far as Count Austien is concerned,
the more patrons the better.
**[03:51] Company head**
And we get that much closer
to the royal family, you see?
**[03:58] Company head**
Viscount Boardman!
***SIGN*** Is that any way to look at your own parent?
**[04:04] Pauline**
Parent? What are you saying?
***SIGN*** As a count's family and a merchant's are a poor match for each other,
***SIGN*** you will become my adopted daughter.
***SIGN*** As a viscount's daughter, Pauline Boardman, you will be married.
**[04:17] Pauline**
Just how much do you plan to
take advantage of my family?
***SIGN*** What else do you expect? It is the reason I've kept all of you, after all.
***SIGN*** Do your best to be useful.
***SIGN*** It would be best not to turn your magic against me.
***SIGN*** Look.
***SIGN*** The reason I allowed you to go to the Hunter training school
**[04:42] ---**
was to increase your value as merchandise.
**[04:45] Company head**
That's right!
***SIGN*** Thanks to that, I've found a good prospect.
***SIGN*** When they heard the bride would be able to use magic, they were overjoyed.
**[04:53] Company head**
Overjoyed!
***SIGN*** The count will be here very soon.
***SIGN*** Be sure to behave yourself.
**[05:00] Company head**
Get it?
**[05:11] Mile**
This is Pauline-san's hometown?
**[05:14] Mavis**
It seems quite desolate.
**[05:16] Reina**
It's just like Lenny said.
**[05:19] (Flashback) Lenny**
They say that ever since that town got a
new company head, it's changed completely.
**[05:24] (Flashback) Lenny**
Please, be careful, okay?
**[05:26] Mile**
That new company head was
Pauline's father's enemy, right?
**[05:32] Reina**
Yes.
**[05:33] Reina**
Pauline was probably forced to come
back for a political marriage.
**[05:38] Mavis**
I know I should be happy that my younger
older brother's getting married,
**[05:42] Mavis**
but I don't want to do anything that
would trample on Pauline's feelings.
**[05:46] Mile**
In that case, should we proceed with the
intent of crushing this political marriage?
**[05:50] Reina**
No objections!
**[05:51] Mavis**
Of course.
**[05:52] Mile**
Now that's settled, first, we need
to gather information.
**[05:55] Reina**
It'd be nice if we could find
someone who knows all about it.
**[05:58] Small fry A**
Hey! You there. Ladies!
**[06:01] Small fry A**
This is your first time in this town, right?
**[06:03] Small fry B**
That means you gotta pay the
entrance fee and passage toll.
**[06:07] Small fry C**
If you don't have the money, we wouldn't
mind you paying with your bodies.
**[06:10] Small fry C**
Pant, pant...
**[06:11] Mile**
Another easy to read gang has appeared.
**[06:14] Small fry B**
We've been hired by this town's company head.
**[06:18] Small fry C**
Go against him and things'll get rough.
**[06:21] Small fry C**
Pant, pant...
**[06:22] Mile**
Someone who knows all about it!
**[06:24] Mile**
Um, if we stay here, everyone will see.
That's embarrassing, so...
**[06:28] Mile**
Could we go over there?
**[06:33] Small fry**
We're sorry!
**[06:35] Mile**
We'd like to ask a few questions. Is that okay?
**[06:38] Reina**
If you answer them nicely,
we'll settle for only half-killing you.
**[06:43] Small fry**
We're already half-dead.
**[06:45] Mavis**
Tell us everything you know about your master,
the company head that runs this town.
***SIGN*** Thank you for coming, Count Austien.
**[06:55] Company head**
Thank you so much for agreeing
to marriage talks with us.
**[07:00] Company head**
We of the Beckett Company have,
for a long time,
**[07:03] ---**
wished to pursue an amicable
relationship with your lordship.
**[07:06] Pauline**
*I could bring these two down at any time.*
**[07:07] Company head**
Now that you're here,
**[07:09] Pauline**
*But then Mother and Alan would...*
**[07:10] ---**
I can assure you that you will be
not only completely satisfied,
**[07:12] ---**
but overjoyed with this arrangement.
**[07:12] Pauline**
*I have to find a way to help them get away.*
**[07:15] Austien**
I've only come today to meet the bride.
**[07:19] Austien**
Would it be the lady there?
**[07:21] Company head**
Yes!
**[07:22] Company head**
Introduce yourself.
**[07:25] Pauline**
My name is Pauline.
**[07:27] Austien**
Right.
**[07:28] Austien**
Will you allow the two of us a
little time to speak in private?
***SIGN*** Of course.
***SIGN*** Pauline, make sure you mind your manners.
**[07:41] Pauline**
U-Um, was there something you wanted from me?
**[07:45] Austien**
"The Crimson Vow"... I think that was it.
**[07:47] Pauline**
What?
**[07:48] Austien**
I know that you are a Hunter
who works with my daughter.
**[07:52] Pauline**
Count Austien...
**[07:55] Pauline**
So you *are* Mavis-san's father.
**[07:58] Austien**
That's right. And...
**[08:00] Austien**
I do not approve of Mavis being a Hunter.
**[08:05] Austien**
Perform your duties, and don't
try anything uncalled for.
**[08:09] Austien**
This is a warning.
**[08:11] Pauline**
Do you know about me, too?
**[08:14] Austien**
My reach extends further than all of you think.
**[08:19] Austien**
Understand?
**[08:26] Pauline**
* I can't give up now,*
* after everything that's happened!*
**[08:31] Mile**
Things are worse than I thought.
**[08:33] Reina**
Yes...
**[08:34] Reina**
Hoarding merchandise. Monopolies.
Hiking prices unfairly.
**[08:39] Reina**
Those who oppose him are sent to prison
with no chance to defend themselves.
**[08:42] Reina**
The company head here is exhausting
every limit of evildoing.
**[08:47] Mavis**
And since he's connected to the
local lord, Viscount Boardman,
**[08:50] ---**
he can get away with whatever he wants.
**[08:52] Mile**
Even setting Pauline-san's situation aside,
this is unforgivable.
**[08:55] Mile**
Let's go storm the place now!
**[08:57] Mavis**
Yes!
**[08:58] Reina**
Calm down.
**[09:00] Reina**
We're up against a viscount this time.
**[09:02] Reina**
This is really bad.
**[09:04] Reina**
If we mess up, we'll all be fugitives.
**[09:07] Mile**
That's... not something we want.
**[09:10] Mavis**
We wouldn't be able to work
as the Crimson Vow anymore.
**[09:13] Reina**
We have to move carefully here.
**[09:20] Mile**
They just have to not know
we're the Crimson Vow, right?
**[09:24] Reina**
Well. I guess.
**[09:25] Mile**
Then leave it to me!
**[09:28] Nano**
I feel like Mile-sama is trying to kill
the seriousness of the situation again.
**[09:46] Mavis**
A single flower blooming in the morning mist!
**[09:49] Mavis**
Morning Dress Mask!
**[09:51] Reina**
A single flower blooming in the sunlight!
**[09:54] Reina**
Afternoon Dress Mask!
**[09:56] Mile**
A single flower blooming in the moonlight!
**[09:59] Mile**
Evening Dress Mask!
**[10:03] Nano**
Oh, dear. I knew it.
**[10:05] Mile**
We nailed it!
**[10:06] Reina**
With these on, it won't matter
if people see our faces!
**[10:09] Mavis**
Yes. That's Mile for you.
**[10:14] Private troops**
Intruders!
**[10:15] Private troops**
Engage! Engage!
**[10:18] Mile**
Oh! Oh no!
**[10:34] Mile**
How many of you are there?
**[10:41] Pauline**
I wonder what's happened.
**[10:43] Mother**
Pauline!
**[10:44] Pauline**
Mother!
**[10:46] Pauline**
Where are the guards?
**[10:47] Mother**
They went to help with the trouble outside.
**[10:50] Mother**
It appears something dreadful is happening.
**[10:53] ---**
I seized the opportunity and escaped.
**[10:55] Pauline**
What about Alan?
**[10:56] Mother**
He's safe.
**[10:57] Mother**
I asked someone I could trust,
who got him out of here.
**[11:01] Pauline**
I'm so glad.
**[11:02] Mother**
I'm so sorry that I'm making
you go through all of this.
**[11:06] Pauline**
Don't be. I made friends I can
trust at the Hunter school.
**[11:11] ---**
I was very happy.
**[11:13] Pauline**
I should be apologizing for not having
fulfilled my duty as a daughter yet.
**[11:18] Mother**
You... You couldn't be...
**[11:21] Company head**
Oh! So this is where you are!
**[11:23] Company head**
My lord viscount! She's over here!
**[11:26] Pauline**
Mother, you should hide.
***SIGN*** What do you think you're doing here?
***SIGN*** Sit quietly in your room.
**[11:34] Pauline**
What's going on outside?
**[11:36] Company head**
It's probably just some rabble from
town who oppose the way we do things.
***SIGN*** Looks like we'll have to levy some more heavy taxes,
**[11:43] ---**
and show them who their masters are.
**[11:48] Pauline**
Are you sure this is all right?
**[11:50] Pauline**
Count Austien is here, yet you've
caused an incident like this.
**[11:54] Company head**
It's nothing for you to worry about.
**[11:57] Company head**
Right now, the full military force of
this mansion is out there cleaning it up.
**[12:01] Pauline**
The full military force...
**[12:02] Pauline**
Then there aren't any
soldiers in here, are there?
**[12:06] Company head**
Of course not!
**[12:08] Pauline**
I see. Not one.
**[12:11] Pauline**
That means...
**[12:12] Pauline**
Right now, I can bid the two
of you a proper farewell.
**[12:16] Pauline**
Ice Javelin!
***SIGN*** Don't do anything stupid!
***SIGN*** Don't you care what happens to your mother and little brother?
**[12:27] Mother**
Don't worry.
**[12:30] Mother**
I'm right here.
**[12:32] Company head**
What? Why are you here?
**[12:34] Company head**
What happened to the guards?
**[12:36] Pauline**
Mother!
**[12:37] Mother**
Yes!
***SIGN*** Don't come any closer!
**[12:42] Mile**
This is revenge.
**[12:45] Mile**
This is revenge.
**[12:48] Pauline**
That voice...
***SIGN*** Wh-What's this?
**[12:55] Mile**
This is for revenge!
***SIGN*** Wh-What are you talking about?
**[13:00] Company head**
Who are you?
**[13:02] Mavis**
We are champions of justice! The Crimson Vow!
**[13:05] Mile**
The Crimson Fountains of Blood!
**[13:07] Reina**
Hey! Why are you telling them our name?
**[13:10] Mavis**
Sorry, it just slipped out.
**[13:12] Mile**
I wonder if they figured it out.
***SIGN*** Crimson Fountains of Blood?
**[13:16] Company head**
What an evil name for a party!
**[13:18] Mile**
Thank goodness. We're okay.
**[13:21] Pauline**
*They all came for me!*
**[13:24] Austien**
What is all the commotion I've been hearing?
***SIGN*** Count Austien!
***SIGN*** Th-This is...
**[13:32] Pauline**
This is revenge!
**[13:34] Pauline**
Two and a half years ago,
**[13:35] ---**
Viscount Boardman and the others here
hired thieves to kill my father.
**[13:40] Pauline**
They forged documents and
took over the company.
**[13:43] Pauline**
And now, they're committing every
injustice imaginable against this town
**[13:46] ---**
in order to line their own pockets!
**[13:48] Company head**
How dare you say such things?
***SIGN*** This girl seems to have taken leave of her senses.
***SIGN*** Please allow us to handle this matter.
**[13:57] Pauline**
My lord count! Please, listen to me!
**[14:03] Austien**
I have heard both parties' arguments.
**[14:06] Austien**
There is no further need for words!
**[14:11] Austien**
Both sides should prove their
righteousness with the sword!
**[14:14] Pauline**
Of course!
***SIGN*** What?
**[14:20] Pauline**
I am Pauline. To avenge my father,
I am prepared to risk everything.
**[14:26] Pauline**
And to my friends who stand
by me in my vengeance,
**[14:29] ---**
entrusting me with their lives
and futures, I give my thanks.
***SIGN*** This girl!
**[14:35] Company head**
I'll kill you before you can use your magic!
***SIGN*** What is this?
**[14:45] Company head**
I'm sinking!
***SIGN*** Wh-When did you cast the spell?
**[14:51] Pauline**
Earlier, while I was praying.
**[14:54] Pauline**
You don't have to say a
spell aloud, you know.
**[14:56] ---**
You can just think it in your head.
**[14:58] Pauline**
Didn't you know that?
***SIGN*** Y-You can use shadow casting?
***SIGN*** That advanced technique where you don't chant the spell?
**[15:05] Pauline**
Yes!
**[15:08] Company head**
Oh, I stopped.
**[15:12] Pauline**
Count your transgressions.
**[15:24] Pauline**
Mother...
**[15:26] Mother**
Pauline... It's all over.
**[15:28] Pauline**
Yes.
**[15:30] Pauline**
My lord count, thank you very much.
**[15:34] Mother**
With this, my late husband can rest easy.
**[15:37] Austien**
Gratitude is unnecessary.
I knew of their evil deeds.
**[15:40] Austien**
This just happened to be a good
opportunity to pass judgment on them.
**[15:44] Austien**
My true objective lies elsewhere.
**[15:47] Austien**
When I first heard of these marriage
talks from Viscount Boardman,
**[15:50] Austien**
and learned that you were the other
party involved, I began planning.
**[15:55] Austien**
Meeting at the Hunter school...
**[15:57] ---**
The progress of the Crimson Vow...
**[15:59] Austien**
Your bonds are strong.
**[16:01] ---**
And for that very reason, you would not
fail to rescue a friend in dire straits.
**[16:06] Austien**
Isn't that right, Mavis?
**[16:08] Mavis**
I am a single flower blooming
in the morning mist!
**[16:11] Mavis**
Morning—
**[16:12] Austien**
I am your father. You can't fool me.
**[16:15] Mile**
To think someone could see
through these perfect disguises.
**[16:18] Reina**
Is this the bond between parent and child?
**[16:21] Nano**
Thinking that these masks
would work as a disguise...
**[16:24] Nano**
You've all been completely Mile-sama-ified.
**[16:28] Austien**
You're coming home, Mavis.
**[16:30] Mavis**
Father...
**[16:32] Mile**
Please, wait. Mavis-san is important
to us as a teammate and a friend.
**[16:36] Reina**
Don't just take her away with you!
**[16:38] Austien**
This is a family matter.
**[16:40] ---**
You have no say in it.
**[16:42] Austien**
If you want to pretend to be a knight,
I'll see you get some lessons.
**[16:47] Austien**
Come back home.
**[16:48] Mavis**
Father...
**[16:52] Mavis**
No.
**[16:54] Mavis**
The Crimson Vow is not a game.
**[16:56] Mavis**
I want to become a true knight.
**[16:59] Austien**
You don't even know what a knight
really is, and you say such things...
**[17:04] Austien**
Teach her how a sword should be used.
**[17:05] knights**
Yes, sir!
**[17:07] Knight A**
My lady!
**[17:08] Knight B**
Please forgive us.
**[17:09] Mavis**
Godspeed Sword! 1.2x speed!
**[17:14] Austien**
What?
**[17:16] Mavis**
With this, I'm sure you understand.
**[17:18] Mavis**
The person I am now is not the person you knew.
**[17:21] Mavis**
Everything is thanks to my master there.
**[17:28] Mile**
Me?
**[17:29] Austien**
She's your master?
**[17:31] Mavis**
That's right, Father!
**[17:33] Austien**
Interesting.
**[17:34] Austien**
In that case, if she's stronger than me,
**[17:37] ---**
I'll let you have your way for a while.
**[17:40] Mavis**
What? Father, does that mean...
**[17:47] Mile**
How did things turn out like this?
**[17:49] Mavis**
I'm sorry, Mile!
**[17:51] Austien**
Here I come!
**[17:55] Mile**
*He's fast.*
**[17:56] Reina**
Your dad seems pretty strong...
**[17:58] Mavis**
It's because he's always going off to battle.
**[18:01] Mavis**
My father's swordwork was forged on
the battlefield, gained through real combat.
**[18:09] Austien**
What's wrong? Is this all you've got?
**[18:11] Mile**
Um, could I have a moment?
**[18:13] Austien**
What is it?
**[18:14] Mile**
It's a lot harder to move
than I thought it would be.
**[18:18] Mile**
And it's hard to see.
**[18:20] Mile**
Okay! Here I come!
**[18:23] Austien**
What?
**[18:27] Mile**
Oh, you stopped me.
**[18:28] Mile**
Then I'll go faster.
**[18:32] Austien**
*Her form is haphazard.*
**[18:34] Austien**
* You can't call it swordwork,*
* but she's got power and speed.*
**[18:38] Austien**
*This strength... It's not human!*
**[18:41] Austien**
*And yet!*
**[18:46] Austien**
Whoever you are, you will return Mavis to me!
**[18:49] Mile**
Why do you go so far to oppose her?
**[18:51] Austien**
Hunters can die at any moment!
**[18:54] Austien**
You think I'd stand by and
let Mavis become one of them?
**[18:58] Austien**
I raised Mavis.
**[19:00] Austien**
Dancing, singing,
playing musical instruments...
**[19:03] Austien**
She learned every skill she
would need to enter society.
**[19:05] ---**
I made her the perfect lady!
**[19:08] Austien**
What does she have to be unhappy about?
**[19:10] Mile**
Mavis-san doesn't want any of that!
**[19:14] Austien**
Whether she wants it or not, I have
decided that it will make Mavis happy!
**[19:18] Mile**
That is an outdated way of thinking!
**[19:25] Austien**
I knew it. You are no ordinary girl.
**[19:27] Austien**
Are you a dwarf? A half-breed?
**[19:30] Mile**
I'm just a normal, average human girl!
**[19:33] Austien**
That's a lie!
**[19:35] Mile**
It's the truth!
**[19:42] Mile**
End of match.
**[19:46] Austien**
A man does not go back on his word.
**[19:48] Reina**
She did it!
**[19:51] Mavis**
Father...
**[19:54] Mavis**
For loving me, for taking care of me,
**[19:58] ---**
I thank you from the bottom of my heart.
**[20:01] Mavis**
But even so, I want to become a knight.
**[20:04] Mavis**
A knight like you. No...
A knight even greater than you.
**[20:08] Mavis**
So, please—
**[20:09] Austien**
Miss Master.
**[20:11] Mile**
Huh? Oh, me?
**[20:14] Austien**
Please take care of my daughter, Mavis.
**[20:17] Mile**
Oh, I'm still not much
good at anything, but...
**[20:20] Mavis**
Father...
**[20:23] Mavis**
Thank you!
**[20:27] Girls**
Mavis!
**[20:28] Mavis**
Guys! I'm looking forward to
continuing to work together!
**[20:31] Mile**
Am I Mavis-san's guardian now?
**[20:37] Pauline**
Well, I'll be off now.
**[20:38] Mother**
Take care of yourself.
**[20:40] Alan**
Onee-chan, leave the company to me!
**[20:42] Pauline**
I'm counting on you, Alan.
**[20:48] Alan**
Work hard! You can do it!
**[20:53] Austien**
Mavis...
**[20:55] Austien**
Mavis!
**[21:01] Austien**
Mavis! No, please don't go!
**[21:05] Mile**
Mavis-san, your father really is chasing
after us with everything he's got.
**[21:09] Pauline**
The way you cry is exactly the same!
**[21:11] Mavis**
Driver, please make the cart go faster!
**[21:14] Austien**
Wait!
**[21:17] Mile**
Don't you feel a little
sorry for him, Mavis-san?
**[21:21] Mavis**
He's fine. He did the same thing
when I left for the Hunter school.
**[21:24] Mavis**
So did my brothers. All of them together.
**[21:26] Reina**
I see.
**[21:28] Mile**
Pauline-san, are you sure
you're okay with this?
**[21:31] Reina**
You have to rebuild the company
from scratch, don't you?
**[21:34] Pauline**
As long as my mother's there,
everything will be fine.
**[21:36] Pauline**
And my little brother is going to take over.
**[21:39] Mavis**
I know how it sounds coming from me,
**[21:41] ---**
but isn't it lonely,
being away from your family?
**[21:43] Pauline**
I can come back anytime.
**[21:46] Pauline**
And the Crimson Vow, all of you,
to me you're already family.
**[21:56] Pauline**
Thank you for coming to save me.
**[21:59] Reina**
W-We're family, so... you shouldn't
just go off on your own!
**[22:03] Mile**
Reina-san, you sure you should
be the one saying that?
**[22:05] Reina**
No one asked you!
***SIGN*** Didn't I Say to Make My Abilities
Average in the Next Life?!
**[22:17] ---**
# E9 - Didn't I Say Wyvern Hunting?!
Source: [Crunchyroll](https://www.crunchyroll.com/watch/GY9V1JZ1R/didnt-i-say-wyvern-hunting)
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**[00:02] Mile**
Onii-chan! Drink my soup all up, okay?
**[00:06] Mile**
Make it delicious! Make it delicious!
**[00:12] Reina**
Here. Your roasted stone lizard.
**[00:15] Reina**
A-And it's not like I made this
especially for you or anything, got it?
**[00:19] Reina**
But we don't want anything left over,
so make sure you eat it all, okay?
**[00:22] Customer B**
Yes, ma'am!
**[00:24] Mavis**
Ladies, enjoy.
**[00:26] Mavis**
It's hot, so please be careful.
**[00:28] Customer C & D**
We will!
**[00:31] Pauline**
Did you enjoy your meals, everyone?
**[00:35] ---**
Yes!
**[00:36] Pauline**
Here is your bill.
**[00:42] Lenny**
One, two, three, four...
**[00:46] Pauline**
Everyone worked so hard today!
**[00:48] Mile**
There were tons of customers.
**[00:50] Reina**
It's exhausting.
**[00:52] Mavis**
I feel the same.
**[00:53] Lenny**
We did it!
**[00:55] Lenny**
Today's sales beat our previous record high!
**[00:59] Girls**
Really?
**[01:00] Lenny**
But we will not be satisfied with this!
**[01:02] ---**
Tomorrow, we'll do our best to sell even more!
**[01:05] Lenny**
Let's do it!
**[01:07] Girls**
*Stare...*
**[01:08] Lenny**
What? What is it?
**[01:09] Lenny**
Are you unhappy about something?
**[01:11] Reina**
Unhappy? You ask that after making
us do those embarrassing—
**[01:14] Mile**
Don't say it, Reina-san!
**[01:16] Pauline**
Our contract with her says we can stay here
**[01:19] ---**
for a reduced rate in exchange
for serving customers.
**[01:21] Mavis**
If we defy her now, it will
only increase our rent.
**[01:26] Reina**
It's nothing.
**[01:28] Lenny**
I see.
**[01:29] Lenny**
In that case, I'll be counting
on all of you tomorrow, too!
**[01:36] Lenny**
*I win.*
**[01:38] Reina**
*I lost.*
**[01:42] Mile**
We need to earn some money.
**[01:43] Mavis**
Yes, we do.
**[01:49] Mile**
A high-paying quest...
**[01:50] Reina**
A high-paying quest!
**[01:51] Mavis**
A high-paying...
**[01:52] Pauline**
...quest!
**[01:54] Girls**
There! Wyvern hunting!
***SIGN*** Didn't I Say to Make My Abilities
Average in the Next Life?!
***SIGN*** Episode 9
***SIGN*** Didn't I Say Wyvern Hunting?!
**[03:37] Reina**
The wyvern hunt! We'll do it!
**[03:39] Receptionist**
It would be better not to.
**[03:41] Reina**
Huh?
**[03:42] Mile**
You're turning us away before we've even tried?
**[03:45] Reina**
You're saying we can't beat it?
**[03:47] Receptionist**
Not at all. I don't think it will be
an issue, in terms of fighting ability.
**[03:51] Receptionist**
The Crimson Vow has three mages,
all of whom can use powerful attack magic.
**[03:57] Receptionist**
I'm sure that you would be able to
deal damage even to a flying wyvern.
**[04:02] Wyvern**
Gyaass!
**[04:03] Reina**
In that case, it'll be easy!
**[04:05] Pauline**
We'll get 30 gold pieces.
**[04:07] Receptionist**
The thing is, it runs away.
**[04:09] Girls**
Huh?
**[04:10] Receptionist**
After suffering a certain amount of damage,
wyverns retreat to their dens.
**[04:16] Mavis**
That's cowardly!
**[04:17] Receptionist**
They are wild animals, so outside
of extreme circumstances,
**[04:21] ---**
they won't fight to the death.
**[04:23] Mile**
But if they run, all we
have to do is chase them...
**[04:25] Receptionist**
Unless you can fly through
the sky, it's not possible.
**[04:28] Receptionist**
Additionally, a wyvern's territory is
said to be tens of kilometers wide,
**[04:32] ---**
so finding its den is impossible.
**[04:36] Receptionist**
And this is the real problem...
**[04:38] Girls**
Huh?
**[04:39] Pauline**
There's more?
**[04:41] Receptionist**
Wyverns can remember people's faces.
**[04:44] Girls**
What?
**[04:46] Receptionist**
If it's fought someone and gotten beat up,
**[04:49] ---**
it won't go near that person again.
**[04:52] Mile**
But that means...
**[04:53] Reina**
You mean we only have one
chance when fighting a wyvern?
**[04:57] Receptionist**
Exactly.
**[04:58] Girls**
What?
**[04:59] Receptionist**
In the past, many Hunters have gathered
the best equipment money can buy
**[05:04] ---**
and attempted this quest.
**[05:06] Receptionist**
But not a single one succeeded.
**[05:09] Receptionist**
All they received were
wounds from their battle,
**[05:11] ---**
huge bills, and the quest's
penalty for breach of contract.
**[05:16] Receptionist**
In short, the only ones who try this
quest are idiots, rookies, or heroes.
**[05:23] Girls**
Then we'll take it!
**[05:24] Receptionist**
Wha? Did you hear what I just said?
**[05:27] Mile**
Of course!
**[05:28] Pauline**
Thirty gold pieces is too juicy to pass up!
**[05:30] Mavis**
A wyvern may be only a subspecies,
but it is a dragon-type monster.
**[05:34] Mavis**
If we beat it, we can call
ourselves dragon slayers!
**[05:37] Reina**
What we're saying is that we're...
**[05:39] Mile**
idiots, rookies, and heroes.
**[05:42] Mile**
Hey! Reina-san!
**[05:44] Mile**
Did you just point at me
when you said "idiots"?
**[05:47] Reina**
No.
**[05:49] Mile**
Are you sure?
**[05:50] Receptionist**
I understand.
**[05:52] Receptionist**
We'll leave the wyvern hunting quest to you.
**[05:56] Receptionist**
However...
**[05:57] Receptionist**
Please, be very careful.
**[05:59] Girls**
We will!
**[06:07] Village head**
You girls are the Hunters?
**[06:09] Mile**
Yes! We are...
**[06:11] Reina**
Hunters from the royal capital...
**[06:12] Mavis**
The Crimson Vow!
**[06:13] Pauline**
At your service!
**[06:14] Village head**
I'm requesting a change.
**[06:15] Girls**
Why?
**[06:17] Village head**
It's too much for you girls.
**[06:19] ---**
Go ahead and collect some of the medicinal
herbs around here and head back.
**[06:22] Mile**
We came to hunt the wyvern.
**[06:25] Pauline**
Here's the receipt for the quest!
**[06:29] Village head**
Looks like you're serious about this...
**[06:34] Village head**
The thing showed up about two months ago.
**[06:36] Village head**
It's made the forest its territory,
and about once every ten days,
**[06:40] Village head**
it steals livestock from the village.
**[06:44] Village head**
And it's not just Hunters.
**[06:46] ---**
The local lord attempted to subdue it, too.
**[06:49] Village head**
None of his men were able to defeat it.
**[06:53] Village head**
So how are you girls planning to fight it?
**[06:57] Mile**
Leave it to us!
**[06:58] Mile**
We have a secret plan!
**[07:04] Mavis**
He really is a good village head,
giving us a cow to lure the wyvern here.
**[07:09] Reina**
Isn't it just because having it learn what
humans taste like would cause more problems?
**[07:13] Pauline**
That seems plausible.
**[07:15] Mile**
But I feel sorry for the poor cow
who's going to get eaten.
**[07:18] Mile**
Little cow, we'll protect you, okay?
**[07:26] Pauline**
It's all right. There, there.
**[07:30] Mile**
Even the cow...
**[07:31] Mavis**
Oh! Looks like it's here!
**[07:37] Wyvern**
Gyaass!
**[07:39] Reina**
The time has come.
**[07:40] Mile**
Huh? Does that wyvern look
like it's got something?
**[07:43] Mavis**
A calf, maybe? Do you think it's
already attacked another village?
**[07:46] Reina**
If that's true, it might not come this way.
**[07:49] Wyvern**
Gyaass!
**[07:50] Pauline**
It's not a calf, it's a log, isn't it?
**[07:56] Mile**
Run!
**[08:01] Mile**
A bombing run? That wyvern's good.
**[08:04] Mile**
But if it thinks we're the same as the other
groups that came hunting it, it'll regret it!
**[08:09] Reina**
But it's completely out of range
of a magic attack. What do we do?
**[08:13] Mile**
If it won't reach, we just
have to make it reach.
**[08:16] Mile**
Reina-san! Start casting!
**[08:18] Reina**
That means you've got
something in mind, right?
**[08:21] Reina**
All right. I'm counting on you.
**[08:22] Mile**
You've got it!
**[08:24] Reina**
Blaze brightly, righteous fires of Hell!
**[08:28] Reina**
Huh?
**[08:29] Mile**
Here we go!
**[08:30] Mile**
Thunderbird 1, go! Swing-by!
**[08:33] Reina**
Huh? Huh? Huh?
**[08:34] Reina**
Huh? Huh? Huh? Huh?
**[08:37] Mile**
Take this magical Reina Gun!
**[08:44] Mile**
Reina-san! You're supposed to attack!
**[08:49] Reina**
Huh?
**[08:53] Mile**
Updraft!
**[08:54] Mile**
Help Reina-san land safely.
**[09:08] Mile**
Unit 1 seems to have failed.
**[09:10] Pauline**
Huh?
**[09:11] Mile**
Now then, Unit 2, Pauline-san. Shall we?
**[09:15] Mile**
This move will be called
"Pauline the Shredder"!
**[09:25] Mavis**
M-Mile! I'll be Unit 2!
**[09:28] Pauline**
Mavis...
**[09:29] Mavis**
I'll race through the skies
and cut down a dragon!
**[09:31] Mavis**
There couldn't be a battle
more exciting than this!
**[09:34] Mavis**
Please, let me do it!
**[09:35] Mile**
All right.
**[09:37] Pauline**
Mavis, I'm so sorry...
**[09:39] Mavis**
It's nothing.
**[09:42] Mile**
Here we go, Mavis-san.
**[09:44] Mavis**
I'm ready whenever!
**[09:46] Mile**
Thunderbird 2, go! Ready to launch!
**[09:49] Mile**
Equipped: one weapon, sword!
**[09:53] Mile**
Swing-by!
**[09:56] Mile**
Mavis Cutter!
**[10:00] Mavis**
Sky Sword!
**[10:04] Mavis**
No good.
**[10:07] Mavis**
A draw?
**[10:09] Mavis**
I still have a long ways to go...
**[10:13] Mile**
Updraft!
**[10:22] Mile**
We have to strike faster, with more accuracy.
**[10:25] Mile**
Unit 3, Pauline-san!
**[10:27] Mile**
Huh?
**[10:28] Mile**
Pauline-san?
**[10:30] Mile**
Pauline-san?
**[10:32] Mile**
It's time for Pauline the Shredder!
**[10:35] Pauline**
Oh!
**[10:36] Pauline**
Reina!
**[10:37] Reina**
Don't come any closer!
**[10:39] Reina**
Stay back! I'm begging you!
**[10:42] Pauline**
Bathing magic and laundry magic?
**[10:46] Reina**
It's because the wyvern was
all wyverny with the wyvern's...
**[10:55] Pauline**
I'll heat up some more hot water.
**[10:58] Reina**
Thank you.
**[11:01] Reina**
Honestly, that Mile! If she's gonna do
something like that, she should tell us first!
**[11:05] Pauline**
Th-That's true...
**[11:07] Reina**
Mile! You...
**[11:09] Mile**
The enemy's right above us!
**[11:11] Reina**
Huh?
**[11:14] Mile**
Take that!
**[11:15] Mile**
Please! Hit it!
**[11:18] Mile**
Yes!
**[11:21] Mile**
That hurts, Reina-san!
Are you angry or something?
**[11:25] Reina**
Of course I am! What the heck was
that Thunderbird or whatever?
**[11:29] Mile**
It was a revolutionary anti-aircraft
tactic designed to
**[11:31] ---**
quickly increase the range
of a magical attack—Ow!
**[11:34] Mile**
Ow! Ow! I said that hurts!
**[11:37] Mile**
If we don't do something like that,
our magic won't reach it, right?
**[11:41] Mile**
We have the chance to hunt a wyvern!
I don't want to fail!
**[11:44] Pauline**
Mile-chan!
**[11:55] Reina**
Hey, Pauline! You were thinking
something weird just now, weren't you?
**[11:59] Mile**
Those eyes... They tell me everything.
**[12:01] Reina**
Huh?
**[12:02] Mile**
Let's go, Thunderbird 3!
**[12:04] Pauline**
Okay!
**[12:06] Wyvern**
Gyaass!
**[12:09] Wyvern**
Gyaass!
**[12:11] Reina**
You're really doing this?
**[12:13] Pauline**
Yes.
**[12:14] Mile**
Here we go, Pauline-san.
**[12:15] Pauline**
Whenever you're ready.
**[12:16] Mile**
Thunderbird 3, ready to launch!
**[12:20] Mile**
Up until now, I've been taking into
account the range of a sword or spell,
**[12:22] ---**
and throwing slightly off target.
**[12:25] Mile**
But I'm not going easy on it anymore.
I'm aiming straight for its body!
**[12:28] Pauline**
What?
**[12:31] Mile**
Thunderbirds are go!
**[12:33] Mile**
Flying Pauline!
**[12:36] Mile**
Now, Pauline-san! Your magic!
**[12:39] Reina**
Something's not right!
**[12:41] Reina**
I think she passed out!
**[12:43] Mile**
Oh no! Lattice Energy Barrier!
**[12:49] Wyvern**
Gyaass!
**[12:54] Wyvern**
Gyaass!
**[12:55] Mile**
Boss! There's a wyvern falling from the sky!
**[12:57] Reina**
Who're you calling "boss"?
**[12:59] Reina**
Forget that. Just hurry up and save Pauline!
**[13:01] Mile**
You got it, boss!
**[13:02] Mile**
Updraft!
**[13:09] Mile**
Pauline-san! You did it!
**[13:13] Mile**
It seems it can't fly yet
because of the damage.
**[13:16] Mile**
A wyvern that can't fly is just a wyvern!
**[13:18] Reina**
It's a wyvern either way then!
**[13:20] Mile**
Oh, you're right, boss!
**[13:22] Reina**
Stop calling me "boss"!
**[13:24] Mile**
Now, let's deal the finishing blow.
**[13:26] Girls**
Yeah!
**[13:27] Wyvern**
Gyaass!
**[13:33] Pauline**
Kyaa!
**[13:36] Reina**
Kyaa!
**[13:42] Mile**
Is this a kamikaze spell?
**[13:44] Mavis**
Then I will take it on!
**[13:49] Mavis**
Huh?
**[13:50] Mavis**
Oh no!
**[13:52] Mile**
And it's mastered the Stomach Rumble, too!
It's really something else.
**[13:55] Reina**
Enough of that already!
**[13:58] Mile**
Now we're up.
**[13:59] Mile**
My turn. Draw!
**[14:03] Mile**
Carbon Nanotube Net!
**[14:05] Wyvern**
Gyaass!
**[14:07] Reina**
Karbo... What?
**[14:09] Mile**
Carbon Nanotube.
**[14:11] Mile**
I thought this might happen, so I made
it in advance. It's a super-strong net.
**[14:18] Mile**
Now it's time for the climax.
**[14:20] Reina**
You gave us quite a bit of trouble.
**[14:22] Pauline**
We can't let a single scale go to waste.
**[14:25] Mavis**
This is where it starts.
The legend of us as dragon slayers!
**[14:30] Girls**
Prepare yourself!
**[14:33] Boone-Clift**
Wait, please!
**[14:34] Girls**
Huh?
**[14:35] Boone-Clift**
Please don't kill this wyvern.
**[14:37] Girls**
What?
**[14:45] Boone-Clift**
Don't!
**[14:48] Reina**
So, who are you?
**[14:50] Boone-Clift**
I am Booneclift, the man who
was once this wyvern's master.
**[14:54] Girls**
Huh?
**[14:55] Pauline**
Master?
**[14:57] Mavis**
What do you mean?
**[14:59] Boone-Clift**
It was back when I was a boy...
**[15:02] Boone-Clift**
One day, I found an injured lizard.
**[15:08] Boone-Clift**
And as I was renowned for my kindness, I...
**[15:11] Mile**
Should you say that about yourself?
**[15:12] ---**
Also, there's no way it
looked like a normal lizard.
**[15:15] Boone-Clift**
I just couldn't abandon that lizard.
**[15:23] Mile**
I think we can already
tell how this will end...
**[15:27] Boone-Clift**
I decided to take care of it,
just until it healed, but...
**[15:31] Mile**
It's already clear where this is going.
**[15:36] Boone-Clift**
What I had taken in was no
ordinary lizard! It was a wyvern!
**[15:40] Mile**
See? I knew it!
**[15:42] Boone-Clift**
But by that time, we'd already grown close.
**[15:45] Boone-Clift**
He was like a brother to me.
**[15:50] Boone-Clift**
But my parents wouldn't allow me to keep him.
**[15:53] Reina**
Of course they wouldn't!
**[15:54] Boone-Clift**
So we had to say goodbye.
**[15:58] Mile**
Saying goodbye to... the wyvern.
**[16:08] (Flashback) Young Boone-Clift**
Farewell! Live a good life!
**[16:12] (Flashback) Young Boone-Clift**
Farewell! Farewell!
**[16:23] Mile**
I cried, as I knew I would, and filled with
unbearable feelings, I left that place.
**[16:29] Reina**
What are you two doing?
**[16:32] Mile**
So this wyvern, Rascal is...
**[16:34] Boone-Clift**
He's called Lobreth.
Don't just go giving him names.
**[16:38] Mile**
Then, that Gyaos bird is...
**[16:40] Boone-Clift**
It's Lobreth! And he isn't a bird.
**[16:42] Mile**
Then that Ropross is...
**[16:44] Boone-Clift**
It's Lobreth!
**[16:48] Mile**
Rop—!
**[16:49] Boone-Clift**
Lob—!
**[16:50] Mile**
—ross!
**[16:51] Boone-Clift**
—reth!
**[16:54] Mile**
Rop!
**[16:54] Boone-Clift**
Lob!
**[16:55] Mile**
—ross!
**[16:55] Boone-Clift**
—reth!
**[16:56] Mile**
Ropross!
**[16:57] Boone-Clift**
Lobreth!
**[16:57] Mile**
Rop—
**[16:58] Reina**
Stop it already!
**[16:59] Reina**
And you! Stop letting an idiot's
provocations get to you!
**[17:01] Reina**
His name doesn't matter!
**[17:03] Mile**
Given the situation,
his name's gotta be Rascal,
**[17:07] ---**
and it screams "gyaa,"
so it's like Gyaos, but...
**[17:09] Mile**
He keeps using the name "Lobreth,"
which doesn't capture any of it, so I...
**[17:13] Reina**
Is this the mouth? The mouth
that just won't stop arguing?
**[17:16] Mile**
I'm really sorry, boss.
**[17:18] Pauline**
At a glance, that wyvern does
seem to be attached to you,
**[17:22] ---**
but what proof do you have
that it's actually your pet?
**[17:25] Pauline**
We came here after receiving an
official request from the Guild.
**[17:28] Mavis**
That's right.
**[17:29] Mavis**
We don't treat one wyvern any
differently than another.
**[17:32] Boone-Clift**
If that's the case, I can prove it. Watch.
**[17:36] Boone-Clift**
O ether, tremble and quake at my will...
**[17:39] Boone-Clift**
Sonic Breath!
**[17:43] Mile**
The Stomach Rumble skill!
**[17:45] Boone-Clift**
It's Sonic Breath! Don't just
give it whatever name you want!
**[17:49] Boone-Clift**
What is wrong with this girl?
You need to keep her in check, boss.
**[17:52] Reina**
I'm not the boss!
**[17:54] Boone-Clift**
This magic is an original spell of mine.
**[17:57] ---**
The only ones who can use
it are me and Lobreth.
**[17:59] Pauline**
It does seem to be true.
**[18:02] Mavis**
Aw, man. And we went to all
the trouble of catching it.
**[18:05] Boone-Clift**
I know I've done something unpardonable.
**[18:08] Boone-Clift**
And, after all that's passed, I realize
I'm only serving my own needs.
**[18:11] Boone-Clift**
Still, I want to be with you.
**[18:14] ---**
Won't you come back, Ropross?
**[18:19] Boone-Clift**
Oh! Lobreth! Lobreth.
**[18:21] Boone-Clift**
You said it so many times,
you made me say it wrong!
**[18:24] Mile**
From now on, your nickname
will be Baffled II!
**[18:27] Boone-Clift**
What kind of nickname is that?
Don't call me that!
**[18:31] Boone-Clift**
Lobreth...
**[18:34] Boone-Clift**
Though I tossed you aside,
you will forgive me?
**[18:38] Boone-Clift**
Thank you.
**[18:40] Boone-Clift**
Starting now, we'll always be together!
**[18:43] Young Boone-Clift**
We'll always be together!
**[18:46] Mile**
What a beautiful story.
**[18:48] Reina**
I have this feeling the moment's
pretty much been ruined because of you.
**[18:54] Reina**
Looks like it isn't
"happily ever after" quite yet.
**[18:59] Village head**
We understand the situation.
**[19:01] Village head**
But our village has suffered
losses which are not insignificant.
**[19:04] Village head**
We can't simply agree to this.
**[19:08] Boone-Clift**
I'll make sure you're taken care of.
**[19:13] Village head**
Allow me to express my
heartfelt congratulations
**[19:15] ---**
at your reunion with your long-lost friend.
**[19:18] Boone-Clift**
And I promise you as well, I will
not leave you with a loss from this.
**[19:22] Mile**
Um... Booneclift-san, who are you exactly?
**[19:26] Boone-Clift**
Me? I am...
**[19:30] Mile**
Who'd have imagined that
Booneclift-san was a royal mage?
**[19:34] Reina**
He said he wanted to keep
a wyvern for a pet,
**[19:37] ---**
so I thought he had to be someone important,
but it was still a surprise!
**[19:40] Mavis**
And since he reported to the Guild
that we'd captured the wyvern,
**[19:44] ---**
the quest counts as completed.
**[19:45] Mavis**
With this, we're officially
dragon slayers, right?
**[19:48] Pauline**
Since we also developed a
relationship with a royal mage,
**[19:51] ---**
this quest was an unmitigated success!
**[19:56] Pauline**
Now, about the use of this money...
**[19:59] Pauline**
Shall we proceed along the
lines of our initial plan?
**[20:02] Mavis**
Of course!
**[20:03] Reina**
That's why we worked so hard, right?
**[20:05] Mile**
The time has come to
fulfill our dearest wish!
**[20:08] Pauline**
In that case, we'll start our plan now!
**[20:10] Girls**
Yeah!
**[20:11] Lenny**
What? You're leaving our inn?
**[20:14] Girls**
Yup!
**[20:15] Lenny**
B-B-B-B-But why?
**[20:17] Reina**
My! You mean you don't know?
**[20:19] Pauline**
In order to reduce our rent, we've helped
bring in customers and serve them,
**[20:26] Pauline**
but we no longer have the need to do that.
**[20:28] Mavis**
After all, we're Hunters,
not restaurant servers.
**[20:32] Lenny**
Th-Th-Then you could just stay
here at the regular rate!
**[20:36] Mile**
Huh? We can do that?
**[20:37] Mavis**
That would be all right.
**[20:39] Reina**
No, it's not! The "regular rate"
is what everyone gets charged!
**[20:43] Girls**
Huh?
**[20:43] Lenny**
Tch...
**[20:44] Pauline**
We were actually talking about
moving somewhere that had a bath.
**[20:49] Lenny**
A bath?
**[20:50] Pauline**
There isn't one here, right?
**[20:54] Reina**
*We win.*
**[20:55] Lenny**
*I lost.*
**[20:57] Mile**
That's why we wanted to discuss
something with you, Lenny-chan.
**[21:01] Lenny**
Discuss... something?
**[21:05] Pauline**
Mile, this bath you built
has a very unusual design.
**[21:10] Mavis**
I've never seen the
mountain in this painting.
**[21:12] Mavis**
What mountain is it?
***SIGN*** Keroron
**[21:13] Reina**
The writing in here... What country is it from?
**[21:16] Mile**
Huh? Uh, well... It's...
**[21:18] Girls**
A secret family technique?
**[21:20] Mile**
Yes, yes, yes, yes, yes...
**[21:21] Pauline**
Well, our savings have decreased,
but I'm glad we built this.
**[21:25] Reina**
That's true.
**[21:27] Mavis**
Having a bath after completing
a quest is the best!
**[21:30] Mile**
It really is...
**[21:32] Lenny**
Excuse me!
**[21:34] Lenny**
Is it really okay for me to join you?
**[21:37] Mile**
Of course it is, Lenny-chan!
**[21:39] Reina**
A ten-year-old kid's got
no reason to hold back.
**[21:41] Lenny**
All right!
**[21:47] Girls**
What?
**[21:49] Pauline**
Apparently, the etiquette is
to use the buckets there
**[21:52] ---**
to pour hot water over
yourself before getting in.
**[21:54] Lenny**
Oh, I see.
**[21:56] Lenny**
Oh, this feels amazing. Baths really are nice.
**[21:59] Pauline**
We can make hot water with magic,
**[22:01] ---**
so when we're here,
you can have a bath any time.
**[22:04] Lenny**
Really? Yay!
**[22:07] Girls**
*We lost!*
***SIGN*** Didn't I Say to Make My Abilities
Average in the Next Life?!
**[22:19] ---**
# E10 - Didn't I Say Surprises Should Be Kept Secret!?
Source: [Crunchyroll](https://www.crunchyroll.com/watch/GR24GM026/didnt-i-say-surprises-should-be-kept-secret)
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**[00:11] Crowd**
Lenny-chan, happy birthday!
**[00:17] Lenny**
Thank you so much everyone! Thank you!
**[00:20] Mile**
Here, this is for you.
**[00:23] Mile**
It's a birthday present
from us, the Crimson Vow.
**[00:27] Lenny**
Thank you! This makes me so happy!
**[00:30] Lenny**
I wonder what it could be.
I wonder what it could be!
**[00:36] Mile**
I tried to express your cuteness
just as it is, Lenny-chan.
**[00:40] Mavis**
Only you could do this, Mile. Your carving
skills are as amazing as ever.
**[00:44] Mavis**
But...
**[00:46] Pauline**
This one area seems to have
been slightly exaggerated.
**[00:49] Mile**
That's...!
**[00:50] Mile**
It's not like I'm envious or jealous,
**[00:52] Mile**
or wishing I was that type, too...
**[00:55] Mile**
I'm not thinking any of that at all!
**[01:04] Person A**
Lenny-chan, it seems like you've gotten used
to your role as the face of this inn.
**[01:09] Person B**
Us old guys'll keep being your fans,
so keep up the good work, okay?
**[01:13] Lenny**
Thank you!
**[01:15] Reina**
That Lenny... She looks like she's having fun.
**[01:18] Mile**
Birthdays really are fun, aren't they?
**[01:21] Mile**
Oh... Now I've started remembering what
it was like back at the academy.
**[01:26] Reina**
The Academy?
**[01:28] Mavis**
You mean the Eckland Academy
you mentioned before?
**[01:31] Mile**
Yes.
***SIGN*** Didn't I Say to Make My Abilities
Average in the Next Life?!
***SIGN*** Episode 10
***SIGN*** Didn't I Say Surprises Should Be Kept Secret?!
**[03:16] (Flashback) Mile**
It's amazing!
**[03:18] (Flashback) Mile**
I'm so sorry you went to all this
trouble just to celebrate my birthday.
**[03:22] (Flashback) Marcela**
Of course we'd do this, Adele-san.
**[03:24] (Flashback) Monika**
We borrowed the dormitory
kitchen to make all of this.
**[03:27] (Flashback) Monika**
I hope it tastes good.
**[03:31] (Flashback) Aureana**
Marcela-sama was so excited about everything!
**[03:34] (Flashback) Monika**
Yes, she was!
**[03:35] (Flashback) Marcela**
What? Monika-san! Aureana-san!
**[03:37] (Flashback) Marcela**
I w-wouldn't say I was especially
excited or anything.
**[03:49] (Flashback) Aureana**
What's wrong, Adele-chan?
**[03:50] (Flashback) Monika**
Are you laughing?
**[03:52] (Flashback) Monika**
Did we say something amusing?
**[03:56] (Flashback) Mile**
I'm not laughing! I'm so moved, I'm crying!
**[03:59] (Flashback) Mile**
I mean... This is the first time for me.
**[04:02] (Flashback) Mile**
Having friends who would celebrate
my birthday with me is just...
**[04:10] (Flashback) Monika**
Oh, Adele... You shouldn't
cry over something like this.
**[04:14] (Flashback) Aureana**
That's right. Of course
we'd celebrate with you.
**[04:17] (Flashback) Marcela**
After all, we are friends.
**[04:21] (Flashback) Mile**
Everyone...
**[04:26] (Flashback) Girls**
Happy birthday, Adele-san!
**[04:29] (Flashback) Mile**
Thank you!
**[04:33] Mile**
...is how it happened.
**[04:35] Mile**
We all ate cake together.
**[04:37] Mile**
Oh!
**[04:38] Mile**
That Marcela-san put whipped
cream on the end of her nose!
**[04:42] Mile**
We just couldn't stop laughing!
**[04:47] Reina**
Really. Is that so.
**[04:49] Mile**
It really was such a fun birthday.
**[04:53] Mile**
I wonder if everyone's doing okay.
***SIGN*** Baths
**[04:58] Reina**
I don't like it.
**[05:01] Reina**
What do you mean, "cream
on the end of her nose"?
**[05:03] ---**
What do you mean, "we couldn't stop laughing"?
**[05:06] Reina**
And getting all giddy over it like that...
**[05:07] Reina**
That Mile!
**[05:10] Mile**
I can't eat any more...
**[05:14] Pauline**
Oh, Reina. Are you jealous?
**[05:16] Reina**
N-No, I'm not!
**[05:18] Reina**
Whatever happened in the past,
**[05:19] ---**
Mile is officially one of us now!
Part of the Crimson Vow!
**[05:23] Reina**
I'm not getting beat by some
friends in her memories.
**[05:26] Reina**
Th-This is just a sense of rivalry! Rivalry!
**[05:29] Pauline**
Society does tend to call
that "jealousy," though.
**[05:33] Reina**
Oh, honestly!
**[05:34] Reina**
Why isn't today Mile's birthday?
**[05:38] Reina**
If it were, then we could've given
her a party that was just as fun!
**[05:42] Pauline**
Today is Lenny-chan's birthday, right?
**[05:44] Mavis**
You don't ask for much, do you?
**[05:46] Mavis**
I guess, though, even if
it's not her birthday,
**[05:48] ---**
if it were some kind of anniversary,
we could celebrate that, but...
**[05:55] Pauline**
It *is* an anniversary!
**[05:57] Girls**
Huh?
**[05:58] Pauline**
It's been nearly two hundred days since
we met Mile at the Hunter Prep School!
**[06:05] Reina**
That's it!
**[06:08] Mile**
What?
**[06:09] Mile**
You're going to celebrate the
anniversary of two hundred days
**[06:12] ---**
since we met at the Hunter
Prep School with me?
**[06:14] Reina**
Of course we will, Mile.
It's your anniversary, after all.
**[06:20] Mile**
This is the best, Reina-san!
**[06:22] Mile**
I'm so glad I joined the Crimson Vow!
**[06:30] Reina**
This'll work! It'll make Mile
super happy! I'm sure of it!
**[06:36] Mavis**
She seems to be getting
excited all on her own over there.
**[06:39] Pauline**
But Reina's right.
**[06:41] ---**
I'm sure that if we do this for her,
it will make Mile-chan very happy.
**[06:45] Mavis**
Yes, I suppose that's true.
**[06:49] Reina**
Now it's decided!
It's time to make it happen!
**[06:51] Girls**
Yeah!
**[06:58] Mile**
Let's see, let's see...
What kind of work is there today?
**[07:01] Mile**
What about this one? Hmm...
**[07:04] Mile**
This one is... not so great.
**[07:08] Mile**
Are there any quests that stand out?
**[07:11] Mile**
Which one should we make our next job, guys?
**[07:15] Reina**
Oh! Sorry, I have something
I need to do, so...
**[07:18] Pauline**
That's right. I have some minor
things to take care of today.
**[07:22] Mavis**
And I... I haven't done thorough
maintenance on my sword in a long time,
**[07:26] ---**
so I have to do that.
**[07:27] Mavis**
Yup!
**[07:32] Mile**
Guys?
**[07:35] Reina**
Fireball!
**[07:39] Pauline**
Wind Storm!
**[07:43] Mavis**
Godspeed sword! 1.3x speed!
**[07:49] Mavis**
That was a little tougher than usual.
**[07:51] Mavis**
If Mile were here, a rock lizard
would be an easy catch.
**[07:54] Reina**
What are you talking about?
**[07:56] ---**
If we don't earn the money ourselves,
there's no point, right?
**[07:59] Reina**
Celebrations mean presents!
**[08:01] Reina**
That's why we've thoroughly investigated
exactly what Mile wants!
**[08:06] (Flashback) Mile**
Oh, I like that! It's so pretty!
**[08:11] (Flashback) ---**
I wish I could have it!
**[08:19] Pauline**
But for her to want an expensive
accessory like that, of all things...
**[08:24] Pauline**
It's way over budget.
**[08:26] Mavis**
It just means Mile's like
any other girl that way.
**[08:30] Mavis**
Though she isn't normal in any other way.
**[08:33] Reina**
Okay! On to the next quest!
**[08:35] Reina**
We're gonna earn a ton and surprise Mile!
***SIGN*** The Next Day
**[08:41] Mile**
Um, Reina-san, about work today...
**[08:44] Reina**
Sorry, I've got other plans today, too.
**[08:46] Mile**
Huh?
**[08:47] Mile**
Pauline-san!
**[08:48] Pauline**
I'm sorry, Mile-chan. I've got something, too.
**[08:53] Mavis**
Oh, right! I have to do some
maintenance on my sword!
**[08:56] Mile**
Mavis-san! You just did maintenance
on your sword yesterday!
**[08:59] Mavis**
Oh! Busy, busy!
**[09:04] Mile**
Very suspicious...
**[09:05] Mile**
Honestly! Sudden business!
Minor matters! Sword maintenance!
**[09:08] ---**
Lately, everyone's been going off somewhere!
**[09:11] Mile**
Do they not need me anymore?
**[09:12] ---**
Are they leaving me out?
**[09:13] ---**
Am I going back to being all alone?
**[09:16] Nano**
If it bothers you so much,
why don't you look into what they're doing?
**[09:19] Nano**
You can use that detection
magic you excel at.
**[09:21] Mile**
Oh, right!
**[09:23] Mile**
For Mile's Devil Ears hear all!
**[09:25] Mile**
But...
**[09:26] Mile**
I can't do that. It'd be
a violation of privacy.
**[09:29] Nano**
You do seem to be very honest
in these sorts of situations.
**[09:32] Nano**
You don't have any idea at
all what might be going on?
**[09:35] Nano**
A reason they might be leaving you out.
**[09:38] Mile**
How would I have any idea wha—
**[09:40] Mile**
Could it be...
**[10:01] (Flashback) Mile**
Yummy!
**[10:02] Mile**
Pauline-san found out I've been
snacking on the sweets she hid?
**[10:12] (Flashback) Mile**
Okay!
**[10:14] (Flashback) Mile**
Whoops! Little too soon
to wake up there, baby.
**[10:18] (Flashback) Mile**
No one's won this contest yet!
**[10:20] Mile**
Or maybe Reina-san's realized I've
been measuring her chest
**[10:22] ---**
while she's sleeping, then feeling relieved?
**[10:35] (Flashback) Mile**
Her art is the best!
**[10:37] Mile**
It couldn't be that Mavis-san knows I've
been secretly reading her picture diary?
**[10:41] Nano**
You're guilty of quite a bit,
aren't you, Mile-sama?
**[10:44] Mile**
What do I do? At this rate, I'll...
**[10:50] Reina**
Don't hit the face.
**[10:51] Reina**
Go for the body.
**[10:53] Pauline**
Gotcha, boss.
**[10:55] Pauline**
Hey! Whaddaya think you're lookin' at?
You think you're better than us?
**[10:58] Mile**
Wh-What have I done?
**[11:01] Mile**
I haven't done anything to make you angry...
**[11:04] Mile**
Oh! I just need to jump, right? I'll jump.
**[11:10] Mile**
You see? I don't have any money.
**[11:14] Mavis**
We've never liked you.
**[11:16] Mavis**
Going around, acting like an honors student...
Who d'you think you are?
**[11:19] Reina**
Don't go getting cocky just 'cuz you're
the only one who's got a previous life!
**[11:23] Girls**
Don't get cocky!
**[11:24] Reina**
Let's go.
**[11:29] Mile**
Why is this happening to me?
**[11:32] Mile**
O God! I can't see your face for the tears!
**[11:38] Nano**
What a handful.
**[11:40] Nano**
Then why don't you just
go and ask them directly?
**[11:49] Mile**
*How am I supposed to ask them anything?*
**[11:51] Mile**
* I can't just say, "Hey guys!*
* Why are you leaving me out?"*
**[11:56] Reina**
*What is this strange sense of tension?*
**[11:59] Mavis**
*This is why I'm no good with secrets.*
**[12:02] Pauline**
*We just need to hang in there until next week.*
**[12:04] Pauline**
* We have to stay strong until we*
* have enough money for her present!*
**[12:09] Mile**
U-Um!
**[12:14] Mile**
Uh... The weather was nice today, wasn't it?
**[12:18] Reina**
Y-Yes, it was. Very nice weather.
**[12:27] Lenny**
Thank you for your patronage!
**[12:29] Lenny**
Hope you come to see us again soon!
**[12:33] Mile**
Hey! Hey, Lenny-chan!
**[12:34] Mile**
Have Reina-san or the others
said anything about me?
**[12:38] Lenny**
Reina-san or the others? About you, Mile-san?
**[12:42] Mile**
Yes!
**[12:43] Mile**
If you tell me, I promise
I won't say anything, Lenny-chan.
**[12:46] Mile**
Complaints, insults,
or anything else! Just tell me!
**[12:50] Mile**
Please?
**[12:50] Lenny**
Complaints?
**[12:52] Lenny**
I haven't heard anything...
**[12:55] Lenny**
*What should I do?*
**[12:57] Lenny**
* They made me swear not to say anything,*
* no matter what Mile-san asked.*
**[13:02] Mile**
Oh! Do you not want to say
because you feel bad for me?
**[13:05] Mile**
Don't worry! I'm fine!
**[13:07] Mile**
Despite how I look,
I'm pretty strong emotionally.
**[13:09] Lenny**
* That's a lie. She doesn't*
* seem like that type at all!*
**[13:14] Mile**
Bring it on!
**[13:16] Lenny**
What are you saying?
**[13:17] Lenny**
I wouldn't hide things from you, would I?
**[13:23] Lenny**
Well... I'll just be going now.
**[13:26] Mile**
Lenny-chan, we've been friends since before
I went to the Hunter School, right?
**[13:30] Mile**
And I was the one who said we should
make this our base after graduation.
**[13:34] Mile**
I was the one who taught everyone how
to behave while working in a maid café.
**[13:37] Mile**
And the baths!
**[13:38] Mile**
We could have just moved to a different inn,
**[13:40] Mile**
but I convinced everyone
that we should build baths
**[13:43] ---**
at this inn with our earnings
from working as the Crimson Vow!
**[13:46] Mile**
Pauline-san is so opinionated about money.
**[13:48] ---**
Do you have any idea how hard that was?
**[13:50] Lenny**
No!
**[13:51] Lenny**
I'm sorry! I'm busy with work!
**[13:55] Mile**
Even Lenny-chan is...
**[13:56] Nano**
Mile-sama, what on earth are you doing?
**[14:00] Mile**
Oh! Could it be...
***SIGN*** Crimson Vow
***SIGN*** New Member Announcement
**[14:03] Lenny**
I'm the Crimson Vow's new member, Lenny!
**[14:06] Lenny**
I'm still a novice Hunter,
but I hope for your support!
**[14:13] Pauline**
There you have it. Thank you for
your service thus far, Mile-chan.
**[14:16] Mile**
What?
**[14:17] Mavis**
Congratulations.
**[14:18] ---**
Starting today, you're an average girl,
just like you always wanted.
**[14:22] Mile**
W-Wait! Why am I suddenly
graduating from the group?
**[14:26] Mile**
Even adding Lenny-chan, couldn't we
just work as a group of five?
**[14:30] Reina**
Isn't it obvious?
**[14:31] Reina**
We don't need two flat-chested
characters on the same team!
***SIGN*** Only
***SIGN*** One
**[14:36] ECHO**
We don't need two flat-chested characters!
**[14:45] Mile**
It's over.
**[14:47] Mile**
Everything's gone white...
**[14:50] Mile**
Burned through with nothing left...
but white ash.
**[14:54] Mile**
Old man... Hey, old man...
**[14:56] Nano**
Who are you calling "old man"?
**[14:58] Mile**
Help me get my gloves off...
**[15:00] Nano**
You're not wearing any.
**[15:02] Mile**
Is Youko here?
**[15:03] Mile**
I want you to take these guys...
I want you to have them.
**[15:08] Nano**
Who are you talking to?
**[15:16] Mavis**
Once we obtain this cockatrice,
our mission will finally be complete.
**[15:21] Pauline**
We managed to make it in time for today.
**[15:24] Pauline**
And as for the accessory we were eyeing...
**[15:25] ---**
After we clear this quest,
we should be able to buy it.
**[15:29] Reina**
I wonder what Mile's face will look
like when we throw her a celebration.
**[15:33] Reina**
You think she'll be so moved she starts crying?
**[15:41] Mile**
Hmph...
**[15:42] Mile**
Fine, then.
**[15:43] Mile**
If they're going to ignore me,
then I'll do things on my own, too.
**[15:46] Mile**
I'll do this!
**[15:51] Mile**
How d'you like that? I've made
your Nendonaroids super ugly.
**[15:55] Mile**
You get it now? You! You! You!
**[16:00] Mile**
What am I doing?
**[16:03] Nano**
Exactly what I was wondering.
**[16:05] Nano**
Instead of pointlessly fleeing from reality,
**[16:07] Nano**
if it bothers you, shouldn't you
go talk with them?
**[16:10] Mile**
I told you! I can't ask them that!
**[16:13] Nano**
Mile-sama...
**[16:15] Mile**
I'm scared. What if Reina-san and the
others really say they don't need me?
**[16:22] Mile**
What if they're out there right now,
having fun, just the three of them...
**[16:26] Mile**
What do I do?
**[16:37] Nano**
What are you talking about?
**[16:39] Nano**
That will never happen.
**[16:41] Mile**
Y-You think so?
**[16:43] Nano**
Yes!
**[16:44] Nano**
There's no way Reina-dono and the
others could possibly abandon
**[16:48] ---**
such an unpredictable and comedic character.
**[16:49] Mile**
I don't think that's a compliment.
**[16:59] Mavis**
We're not getting beaten now,
not after we've come so far!
**[17:01] Pauline**
Of course not!
**[17:02] Pauline**
We need to complete this
quest for the gift budget!
**[17:06] Reina**
Wait for us, Mile!
**[17:12] Mile**
Guys?
**[17:22] Reina**
We did it!
**[17:23] Mavis**
Yeah!
**[17:25] Girls**
Mission complete!
**[17:27] Mile**
Guys!
**[17:31] Reina**
Mile!
**[17:32] Mile**
Th...
**[17:33] Mile**
That's so mean!
**[17:35] Mile**
How could you go take jobs
as Hunters without me?
**[17:37] Mile**
You're leaving me behind! Just the three
of you, laughing and giggling...
**[17:42] Pauline**
Laughing and giggling?
**[17:44] Reina**
I-It's not like that, Mile.
**[17:46] Reina**
We have reasons for...
**[17:48] Mile**
You really don't need me?
**[17:51] Mile**
Is this the problem of the rotten mikan?
**[17:53] Mile**
Are you firing me and calling it "graduation"?
**[17:55] Reina**
I have no idea what you're talking about!
**[17:58] Pauline**
It's okay, just calm down.
**[17:59] Mavis**
Mile, behind you! Behind you!
**[18:01] Mile**
Is having bigger boobs really so much better?
**[18:03] ---**
Is being flat so wrong?
**[18:09] Mile**
Pipe down!
**[18:15] Mile**
I trusted you!
**[18:18] Mile**
I'm part of the Crimson Vow, too, aren't I?
**[18:23] Pauline**
Oh dear... She's crying.
**[18:26] Reina**
This isn't what I was hoping for.
**[18:35] Mile**
Oh, is that what it was?
**[18:38] Mile**
You were doing all that for me?
**[18:40] Mile**
You should have just said
so from the beginning.
**[18:43] Reina**
If we did that, we wouldn't be
able to surprise you, would we?
**[18:47] Mavis**
But since Mile burned that
cockatrice to a crisp,
**[18:50] ---**
all our work so far went up in smoke.
**[18:52] Pauline**
It's too bad.
**[18:54] ---**
Just a little more, and we'd have
been able to buy that accessory.
**[18:57] Mile**
Accessory? What are you talking about?
**[19:01] Girls**
Huh?
**[19:02] Reina**
See? It's that, right?
The thing you want, Mile.
**[19:06] Mavis**
That's why we worked so hard to earn money.
**[19:09] Mavis**
It's quite a costly item.
**[19:11] Mile**
Y-You've got it all wrong!
**[19:13] Mile**
That's not my taste at all!
**[19:15] ---**
That shiny, ostentatious display of wealth...
**[19:18] Pauline**
What? Really?
**[19:19] Mile**
I think, probably, what I was looking at was...
**[19:23] Mile**
Over here!
**[19:25] Pauline**
What pretty pendants. And
priced quite reasonably too.
**[19:29] Mile**
Right?
**[19:30] Mile**
I thought, if it were these, we might
all be able to get matching ones.
**[19:37] Reina**
Mile...
**[19:39] Reina**
Honestly, you should have just
said so from the beginning!
**[19:42] Mile**
I'll do that next time.
**[19:46] Nano**
These ladies sure like making
things difficult, don't they?
**[19:52] Reina**
Now...
**[19:54] Reina**
In celebration of the 200th day
since Mile met the three of us...
**[19:59] Reina**
Cheers!
**[20:00] Girls**
Cheers!
**[20:06] Mavis**
Wow! This is pretty lavish.
**[20:08] Pauline**
We worked hard and went all-out today.
**[20:11] Lenny**
Don't hold back on the food!
Eat as much as you want!
**[20:14] Lenny**
Today's a special anniversary
for all of you, after all!
**[20:17] Mile**
Thank you, Lenny-chan!
**[20:19] Mavis**
That's right.
**[20:21] Mavis**
If it's the anniversary of
Mile meeting us, then...
**[20:24] Mavis**
It also means it's the anniversary
of the four of us meeting, right?
**[20:29] Pauline**
Why are you saying something
so obvious now, of all times?
**[20:31] Mavis**
Well, somehow, I didn't realize that.
**[20:35] Mavis**
I got completely swept up in Reina's fervor
about throwing a celebration for Mile.
**[20:39] Pauline**
I got swept up in Reina's fervor, too.
**[20:42] Reina**
What are you talking about?
You guys were excited, too!
**[20:46] Mile**
Reina-san!
**[20:47] Mile**
This celebration is all
thanks to you, isn't it?
**[20:52] Mile**
I'm so moved!
**[20:54] Reina**
Wha? Wait! Mile! Cut that out!
**[20:55] Pauline**
I'm so happy for you, Reina.
**[20:57] Mavis**
She's crying with joy, just as you'd hoped.
**[21:00] Reina**
Okay! I get it already!
**[21:02] Reina**
Honestly...
**[21:05] Mile**
But, you know, I was really
anxious there for a while.
**[21:09] Mile**
I thought maybe Reina-san had realized
I've been measuring her chest
**[21:11] ---**
in the middle of the night.
**[21:13] Reina**
What?
**[21:14] Mile**
I was so worried that's
why you all hated me now.
**[21:19] Mile**
The way I steal the snacks
Pauline-san's hidden away...
**[21:23] Mile**
Or maybe Mavis-san had found out
I read her picture diary...
**[21:28] Mile**
But I'm so glad it was all
just a misunderstanding.
**[21:31] Mile**
This is what they mean when they
say "adversity builds character."
**[21:36] Mile**
To think that Pauline-san, who immediately
notices when money goes missing,
**[21:39] ---**
didn't notice cookies going missing.
**[21:42] Mile**
It's a weakness I never expected!
**[21:45] Lenny**
Dad! Mom! Hold the food!
**[21:48] Nano**
This is certain to become the
anniversary of a tragedy.
**[21:52] Reina**
What do you mean by that?
**[21:54] Pauline**
Perhaps you'd like to tell us in detail.
**[21:57] Mavis**
Tonight looks to be a long night.
**[22:00] Mile**
Huh?
**[22:03] Girls**
Mile!
**[22:05] Mile**
I'm so sorry!
***SIGN*** Didn't I Say to Make My Abilities
Average in the Next Life?!
**[22:15] ---**
# E11 - Didn't I Say Arrogance Leads to Trouble!?
Source: [Crunchyroll](https://www.crunchyroll.com/watch/GRG5E218R/didnt-i-say-arrogance-leads-to-trouble)
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**[00:06] Mile**
Hey, guys! I've gathered some dry branches!
**[00:09] Mavis**
Great! Good work!
**[00:11] Pauline**
Welcome back, Mile-chan.
**[00:13] Reina**
We've finished setting up camp here.
**[00:35] Mile**
Hey, guys. I know we're close to town,
but this is a little too relaxed.
**[00:40] Reina**
Don't worry about it!
**[00:42] Reina**
There's nothing that will pop up
around here that we can't defeat.
**[00:46] Mavis**
And with your search magic, Mile,
they can't take us by surprise, either.
**[00:50] Pauline**
It's true. With you here, Mile-chan,
we don't have anything to fear.
**[00:53] Reina**
It's kinda cold, don't you think?
**[00:55] Reina**
Mile! Bring out a blanket!
**[00:56] Mavis**
Oh. Can I have one, too?
**[00:58] Pauline**
I'd like one as well, please.
**[01:16] Mile**
Did Doraem—
**[01:17] Mile**
—feel like this too, I wonder.
***SIGN*** Didn't I Say to Make My Abilities
Average in the Next Life?!
***SIGN*** Episode 11
***SIGN*** Didn't I Say Arrogance Leads to Trouble?!
**[03:01] Background**
They're the ones we've heard about.
**[03:03] Background**
Wow! Isn't that Mile-sama?
**[03:04] Background**
They're so awesome.
**[03:05] Background**
I heard they took down a wyvern.
**[03:07] Background**
Do you think it's all true?
**[03:08] Mavis**
I feel like everyone's looking this way.
**[03:12] Pauline**
What? You hadn't noticed?
**[03:14] Pauline**
Not long ago, we became the center
of attention here at the Guild.
**[03:19] Mavis**
What? Why?
**[03:21] Reina**
A certain party's been doing far better
than expected for rookies since its debut,
**[03:24] Reina**
and now, they've gone and successfully
taken down a wyvern. That's why.
**[03:29] Mavis**
I see.
**[03:35] Reina**
With that, we exceeded the Guild's
expectations of rookies,
**[03:39] ---**
and now they're starting
to see us as future aces.
**[03:42] Mavis**
I see. So that's what's going on.
**[03:44] Reina**
Which is why...
**[03:45] Reina**
We're going to take on even bigger quests,
**[03:48] Reina**
and elevate the name "The Crimson Vow,"
as well as our Hunter ranks!
**[03:52] Pauline**
Once we have higher ranks, we'll be able to
take on even more profitable quests, after all.
**[03:58] Mavis**
That's true.
**[03:59] Mile**
U-Um...
**[04:00] Reina**
How about this one?
**[04:01] Mavis**
A search for an investigation
team that went into the forest
**[04:04] ---**
on an inquiry and went missing, huh?
**[04:07] Pauline**
It looks like the completion reward
has been overwritten several times.
**[04:11] Reina**
That means that other groups
have tried and failed,
**[04:13] ---**
and the rewards been increased accordingly.
**[04:16] Reina**
Sounds like fun! Let's take this quest.
**[04:19] Mile**
Um, just a minute—
**[04:22] Mile**
—bita-kun.
**[04:24] Mavis**
Bita-kun?
**[04:25] Reina**
Who's that?
**[04:28] Mile**
Um, I was hoping I could hang back a
little on backing everyone up this time.
**[04:32] Girls**
Huh?
**[04:33] Mavis**
Why?
**[04:34] Mile**
Lately, I've been thinking that everyone
depends on me a little too much.
**[04:39] Mile**
At this rate, the moment I leave,
the party will collapse.
**[04:44] Mavis**
Leave?
**[04:45] Reina**
Wait. Mile?
**[04:47] Pauline**
Are you planning to leave the party?
**[04:49] Mile**
That's not what I mean.
**[04:50] Mile**
Illness, accidents...
**[04:52] ---**
There's no way to predict the
timing of a person's death.
**[04:56] Reina**
What are you talking about?
**[04:57] Pauline**
You're overthinking things.
**[04:59] Mile**
No, I'm not.
**[05:00] Mile**
When the moment of death arrives, you die.
**[05:02] Mile**
Truly. Just like that.
**[05:11] Reina**
Well, that aside...
**[05:13] Reina**
Lately, I've been thinking that
we've been relying on Mile too much.
**[05:16] Reina**
You can scale down the backup.
**[05:18] Mile**
Then, with that in mind,
**[05:20] ---**
please reconsider whether we want to
take on that quest you were discussing.
**[05:24] Mavis**
Under these circumstances,
it might be be a little rough.
**[05:27] Pauline**
Yes, it might.
**[05:29] Mile**
Should we consider a different quest?
**[05:32] Reina**
No. We'll take it.
**[05:34] Mile**
What?
**[05:35] Reina**
If we back down here,
**[05:36] ---**
it's like we're admitting we can't
do anything without you, isn't it?
**[05:39] Mavis**
That's true.
**[05:40] Mile**
I didn't mean that I think
you can't do anything...
**[05:43] Reina**
We'll take it!
**[05:44] Mavis & Pauline**
We'll take it!
**[05:47] Mile**
I see.
**[05:53] Receptionist**
You want this quest?
**[05:55] Girls**
Yes!
**[05:56] Hunter A**
Hey! They said they're taking that quest!
**[05:58] Hunter B**
That's insane!
**[06:00] Receptionist**
I see. Well, you girls might just
manage to resolve the situation.
**[06:05] Receptionist**
In that case, allow me to explain
the details of the quest.
**[06:09] Receptionist**
For a while now, there's been something
strange about the monsters of the forest.
**[06:13] Receptionist**
Monsters that should be
easy to find aren't there.
**[06:16] Receptionist**
Monsters appear where they shouldn't be.
**[06:19] Receptionist**
The Guild wanted to investigate
the cause of the phenomena,
**[06:21] Receptionist**
so they brought together a scholar
and Hunters to guard them,
**[06:25] Receptionist**
and formed an investigation team.
**[06:27] Receptionist**
It's that team that's gone missing.
**[06:30] Receptionist**
The quest is to find them.
**[06:33] Reina**
At this point, I don't see
anything out of the ordinary.
**[06:37] Mile**
Should I use search magic?
**[06:39] Reina**
No. We're still okay.
**[06:41] Pauline**
We have to show you what we can do this
without depending on you, right?
**[06:45] Mile**
But this quest seems pretty tough, so...
**[06:53] Mavis**
Godspeed Sword! 1.2x speed!
**[07:06] Pauline**
Water Ball! Ultra Hot!
**[07:20] Reina**
Flame Sphere!
**[07:29] Mile**
Pauline-san, Reina-san, when did
you learn to use that new magic?
**[07:35] Mile**
And, Mavis-san, wasn't that
Godspeed Sword faster than 1.2x speed?
**[07:40] Mavis**
No. It was 1.2x speed.
**[07:43] Mavis**
But since I've continued to train,
my base abilities have increased,
**[07:46] Mavis**
so I might have gotten a little faster,
and a little stronger.
**[07:50] Mile**
It was quite surprising.
**[07:52] Reina**
Being overly dependent on you was wrong of us,
**[07:55] ---**
but we have been keeping
up our regular training.
**[07:58] Mile**
Have you? I'm glad.
**[08:00] Reina**
Can you die peacefully now?
**[08:02] Mile**
Yes!
**[08:04] Pauline**
Please don't say "yes" like that.
**[08:07] Mavis**
Since Mile is saying that,
she'll outlive us all.
**[08:10] Reina**
That's right.
**[08:11] Reina**
She'll be a wrinkly old woman,
**[08:13] ---**
gathering up the children and
telling them Altered Folktales.
**[08:16] Pauline**
Oh! I can just picture it!
**[08:18] Mile**
You think so?
**[08:21] Reina**
Of course.
**[08:24] Reina**
Things do seem strange here.
**[08:27] Reina**
The deeper we go into the forest,
**[08:29] ---**
the fewer small animals
and small monsters we see.
**[08:32] Reina**
And now, the stronger,
mid-size and larger monsters
**[08:35] ---**
seem to have come out of the deeper areas.
**[08:38] Reina**
What we can deduce from this is...
**[08:39] Mile**
That the monsters' territories
have suddenly changed... Right?
**[08:43] Reina**
Right.
**[08:44] Reina**
A powerful creature has appeared.
**[08:46] Reina**
Or a creature's incursion has caused
the sudden change in the habitat.
**[08:49] Mile**
It could be that a monster of earth dragon
or fenrir-class has appeared.
**[08:54] Mile**
Right?
**[08:58] Reina**
Looks like it got away.
**[09:00] Mile**
I thought I'd be able to hit it.
**[09:02] Mavis**
The fact that it was able
to dodge means that
**[09:04] ---**
it's highly intelligent and
has very good reflexes.
**[09:08] Pauline**
So, in addition to being
earth dragon or fenrir-class,
**[09:12] ---**
it's also a skilled observer.
**[09:14] Reina**
It might be difficult for us
to handle this on our own.
**[09:17] Reina**
We should head back and form
a large-scale search party.
**[09:21] Mile**
Um...
**[09:23] Mile**
Can we search just a little longer?
**[09:26] Mile**
The investigation team is lost out there
in the woods, in this dangerous situation.
**[09:30] Mile**
We need to find them as quickly as possible.
**[09:33] Mile**
And in the worst case scenario,
if I go all out,
**[09:36] ---**
I think I should be able to fight an
earth dragon or fenrir-class monster.
**[09:40] Mavis**
You're probably right, but...
**[09:43] Reina**
All right. Change of plan, then.
**[09:46] Reina**
Starting now, we stick to Mile and
have her help with everything.
**[09:49] Mile**
Okay!
**[09:50] Reina**
Of course, we'll do everything we can, too.
**[09:53] Mavis**
Right!
**[09:57] Mile**
There aren't any creatures
in the area likely to attack.
**[10:00] Reina**
Forget attacking. I can't even
hear any animal cries at all.
**[10:03] Reina**
And we haven't seen any mid-size
or larger monsters around, either.
**[10:07] Pauline**
Do you think it means we're getting closer to
**[10:09] ---**
whatever's causing the strange
phenomena in the forest?
**[10:12] Mile**
Mavis-san?
**[10:15] Mile**
Take these.
**[10:16] Mavis**
What are they?
**[10:17] Mile**
They contain something micro-sized that will
**[10:19] ---**
help support your strength of "heart,"
rendered into a soup-like state.
**[10:23] Mile**
I call it Micross.
**[10:26] Nano**
Now then!
**[10:26] Nano**
It's been a while. Allow me to explain.
**[10:29] Nano**
In short, this receptacle is
packed full of us nanomachines.
**[10:34] Nano**
If Mavis-dono drinks it, we will be able
to enhance her body as if by magic.
**[10:41] Nano**
However!
**[10:42] Mile**
It takes a heavy toll on the body.
**[10:45] Mile**
So, after I made it, I hesitated over
whether I should give it to you or not.
**[10:50] Mile**
If the time comes, please use it.
**[10:52] Mile**
But even if you do, you can't
take more than one at a time.
**[10:55] Mile**
Please limit it to one a day.
**[10:57] Mavis**
Understood.
**[11:02] Mile**
They're coming!
**[11:03] Mile**
Three hundred meters ahead! Eight of them!
**[11:05] Mile**
They're coming straight for us!
**[11:07] Reina**
They're probably allies of whatever
was spying on us yesterday.
**[11:10] Mile**
They seem human, but their speed is inhuman.
**[11:13] Mile**
Two hundred meters!
**[11:15] Reina**
A melee fight would be disadvantageous for us.
**[11:17] Reina**
We'll keep walking as though we are unaware,
**[11:19] ---**
and when they spring their ambush,
we'll counterattack.
**[11:22] Mile**
They've split into two groups.
Watch your backs.
**[11:28] Reina**
Earth Pillar!
**[11:30] Pauline**
Water Spear!
**[11:33] Beast-person A**
Stop right there!
**[11:35] Reina**
B-Beastpeople?
**[11:36] Beast-person B**
What? They're just kids!
**[11:38] Beast-person A**
Lay down your weapons!
**[11:40] Beast-person A**
Don't resist, and we won't hurt you.
**[11:43] Beast-person A**
And just so you know!
There's more of us hiding out there!
**[11:47] Beast-person A**
There's no way you can beat us!
**[11:49] Reina**
And let me tell you, if you
don't resist, we won't kill you.
**[11:52] Girls**
*Switch to Plan B.*
**[11:54] Reina**
Lay on the ground with your bellies up.
**[11:58] ---**
We'll rub them for you.
**[11:59] Beast-person A**
Trying to mess with us? Who d'you
think you are, little girl?
**[12:05] Beast-person A**
I know you want to, but don't kill them!
**[12:07] Beast-person A**
Let's go!
**[12:14] Beast-persons E & F**
Huh?
**[12:18] Beast-persons E & F**
What?
**[12:20] Reina**
Run!
**[12:21] Girls**
Got it!
**[12:22] Beast-persons E & F**
Huh?
**[12:23] Beast-person F**
Hey! You okay?
**[12:26] Mile**
The beastpeople are retreating.
**[12:28] Reina**
Okay.
**[12:30] Reina**
We're up against beastpeople.
They have an acute sense of smell.
**[12:33] Reina**
We'll use Mile's search magic
to track them from afar.
**[12:37] Girls**
Understood!
**[12:38] Pauline**
Earlier, he said, "don't kill them," didn't he?
**[12:42] Mavis**
He did. And he seemed to
want to disarm and capture us.
**[12:47] Mile**
Do you think the investigation team has
been captured by those beastpeople?
**[12:52] Reina**
It's possible.
**[12:54] Reina**
Okay. Let's go after them.
**[13:02] Reina**
Wh-What is all this?
**[13:19] Reina**
Chasing after the beastpeople has
led us to quite an unusual scene.
**[13:23] Mavis**
What do we do?
**[13:25] Reina**
Stopping here and taking back
**[13:26] ---**
the information that there are beastpeople
doing something this massive
**[13:31] Reina**
is probably the smart thing to do.
**[13:34] Mile**
But the quest we took on was to
search for the investigation team.
**[13:38] Reina**
That's true.
**[13:39] Reina**
If the investigation team
is being held there,
**[13:41] ---**
and a large-scale military force comes,
**[13:44] Reina**
they could be used as hostages,
or even killed as a warning.
**[13:49] Mavis**
Let's wait for nightfall and do some scouting.
**[14:02] Reina**
It looks like our hunch was right.
**[14:05] Pauline**
What should we do?
**[14:06] Mile**
Please, leave it to me.
**[14:14] Mavis**
It really is a splendid thing,
your sleep magic.
**[14:18] Pauline**
You can use that kind of magic, too?
**[14:20] Reina**
If we rely on you too much,
**[14:23] ---**
we really will end up good for nothing.
**[14:40] Pauline**
Sorry.
**[14:42] Assistant**
Who are you?
**[14:46] Reina**
You're the investigation team, right?
**[14:47] Reina**
We're Hunters who have been
charged with finding you.
**[14:51] Hunter A**
You're still just kids! Why'd you
take on such a crazy quest?
**[14:55] Reina**
I'd rather not hear that from a Hunter
who got himself captured by beastpeople.
**[14:59] Reina**
For now, let's get you out of here!
**[15:01] Assistant**
Please, wait! Please rescue the professor, too!
**[15:04] Reina**
Huh? You're not the scholar?
**[15:07] Assistant**
I'm just the assistant.
**[15:08] ---**
Yesterday, when they found out
the professor was a scholar,
**[15:11] ---**
the beastpeople took her to the ruins.
**[15:14] Pauline**
By "ruins," you mean ancient buildings, right?
**[15:18] Mavis**
Is that what the beastpeople are digging up?
**[15:21] Reina**
Let's leave the beastpeople's
objectives aside for the moment.
**[15:24] Reina**
Right now, we have to free
the investigation team.
**[15:27] ---**
That includes the professor.
**[15:29] Hunter A**
That's crazy. You're saying you
can fight the beastpeople?
**[15:32] Hunter A**
Their physical abilities are far
greater than those of humans.
**[15:35] Hunter A**
There's no way fledglings
like you could beat—
**[15:38] Mavis**
Step away from the bars.
**[15:48] Mavis**
Escaping through here, rather than out
the front, will be less noticeable. Right?
**[15:52] Mavis**
And, just so you know,
I'm the weakest among us.
**[15:58] Reina**
You should escape first.
**[16:00] Reina**
We'll save the professor,
and then meet up with you.
**[16:03] Hunter A**
G-Got it.
**[16:18] Beast-person E**
What's this? Why are there humans here?
**[16:21] Beast-person E**
I-It's you!
**[16:23] Reina**
I thought you looked familiar.
**[16:24] ---**
Well, if it isn't the beastpeople
we met this morning?
**[16:27] Beast-person F**
Keep your guard up!
They aren't ordinary people.
**[16:30] Reina**
We're in a hurry this time,
so we'll go with Plan Z.
**[16:33] Mile**
"Full speed. Full power.
Incapacitate the enemy." Right?
**[16:36] Girls**
Understood!
**[16:37] Mavis**
Which means this is the
moment to use this, right?
**[16:40] Mavis**
I'm counting on you, Micross!
**[16:45] Mavis**
Godspeed Sword! 1.5x speed!
**[16:49] Beast-person E**
Sh-She's fast!
**[16:50] Beast-person F**
Are you really human?
**[16:52] Mavis**
Amazing! This power-up is unbelievable!
**[16:55] Mavis**
The strength is just welling up inside me!
**[16:58] Reina**
Flame Sphere, continuous fire!
**[17:02] Pauline**
Ultra Hot Water Current!
**[17:06] Mile**
Um, I don't have any particular
name for this skill...
**[17:15] Reina**
You took the professor, right?
**[17:18] Reina**
Where did you take her?
**[17:19] Beast-person E**
Deep in the ruins.
**[17:20] Beast-person E**
But it would be better not to go.
**[17:22] Reina**
Why?
**[17:24] Beast-person E**
You won't come back alive.
**[17:25] Reina**
What a clichéd threat.
**[17:27] Beast-person E**
If that's what you think,
then go ahead and go.
**[17:36] Mile**
Wh-What is all this?
**[17:41] Pauline**
Is it some kind of altar?
**[17:43] Pauline**
Maybe the beastpeople are
worshiping some kind of god?
**[17:46] Reina**
Look! There's writing, and carvings,
on part of the wall.
**[17:49] Pauline**
I don't recognize the writing.
**[17:52] ---**
And I can't tell what the carvings represent.
**[17:53] Mavis**
The images are quite fantastical.
**[17:55] Mavis**
But seeing them on this huge
wall makes quite the impression.
**[18:04] Reina**
I've never seen anything like this.
**[18:07] Pauline**
Is it a world someone dreamed up?
**[18:09] Cu Leleia**
They aren't just imaginings.
**[18:12] Cu Leleia**
Maybe someone felt the need to set these
images down in their life after death.
**[18:16] Cu Leleia**
So, devoting great effort and a tremendous
amount of time to the endeavor,
**[18:19] Cu Leleia**
they created this.
**[18:21] Reina**
You're the professor, right?
**[18:23] Mavis**
We accepted a quest from the Guild,
and came to save you.
**[18:25] Mavis**
What? A child?
**[18:30] Mile**
Are you okay?
**[18:32] Cu Leleia**
Thank you.
**[18:33] Cu Leleia**
How did you guys get in here?
**[18:36] Cu Leleia**
What about the beastperson guards?
**[18:38] Cu Leleia**
Don't tell me you...
**[18:40] Mavis**
They really are cruel,
locking up a child like this.
**[18:43] Cu Leleia**
I'm not a child!
**[18:44] Cu Leleia**
You're humans, right? In that case,
I'm much older than you.
**[18:48] Girls**
Huh?
**[18:51] Girls**
A dwarf?
**[18:52] Cu Leleia**
I'm an elf!
**[18:53] Mile**
Then, does that mean you're the scholar?
**[18:56] Cu Leleia**
That's right.
**[18:57] Cu Leleia**
Cu Leleia.
**[18:58] Cu Leleia**
Nice to meet you.
**[19:00] Reina**
Well, I'm glad we found you.
**[19:02] Reina**
We came to rescue you. Let's go!
**[19:05] Cu Leleia**
I'm sorry to say this when you've
taken the trouble to come help me,
**[19:08] ---**
but that won't be possible.
**[19:10] Girls**
What?
**[19:11] Cu Leleia**
No one can escape from here.
**[19:13] Cu Leleia**
The beastpeople aren't the
ones who rule this place.
**[19:24] Pauline**
A-An earth dragon?
**[19:25] Mile**
So this is the cause of the
strange phenomena in the forest.
**[19:29] Mavis**
It doesn't seem like it's
going to let us escape.
**[19:31] Reina**
Cu Leleia-san, please stay back.
**[19:34] Cu Leleia**
Wait! All of you!
**[19:42] Mavis**
Godspeed Sword!
**[19:45] Reina**
Flame Sphere!
**[19:47] Pauline**
Water Ball! Ultra Hot!
**[19:53] Reina**
You're kidding!
**[19:54] Pauline**
It can't be!
**[19:55] Mavis**
What's going on?
**[19:56] Mile**
Please, leave it to me!
**[19:58] Mile**
Explosion Magic!
**[20:01] Mile**
Shoot!
**[20:06] Mile**
Huh?
**[20:07] Ancient dragon**
Hmph. Impressive magic, for humans.
**[20:11] Reina**
I-It talks?
**[20:13] Cu Leleia**
It's no earth dragon.
**[20:15] Cu Leleia**
It's the strongest monster in
the world. An elder dragon!
**[20:19] Mavis**
Mile! Run!
**[20:29] Girls**
Mile!
**[20:37] Reina**
M... Mile?
**[20:40] (Flashback) Mile**
When the moment of death arrives, you die.
**[20:42] (Flashback) Mile**
Truly. Just like that.
**[20:49] Reina**
She's not dead.
**[20:52] Reina**
Mile wouldn't die!
**[20:56] Girls**
We won't let her die!
**[20:59] Ancient dragon**
She's already died.
**[21:02] Mavis**
She's not dead!
**[21:03] (Flashback) Mile**
It takes a heavy toll on the body.
**[21:06] (Flashback) Mile**
Please, limit it to one a day.
**[21:08] Mavis**
And what of it?
**[21:10] Mavis**
If I don't use them now, when will I?
**[21:16] Mavis**
Extra Godspeed Sword! 1.5x speed!
**[21:22] Reina**
Maximum Flame Sphere!
**[21:28] Pauline**
Zero-Zero Magic No. 1! Rock Reveal!
**[21:36] Ancient dragon**
Impressive, managing to scratch me.
**[21:39] Ancient dragon**
You're very good.
**[21:42] Ancient dragon**
How interesting...
**[21:52] Mavis**
*No matter what it takes...*
**[21:54] Pauline**
*Until Mile-chan recovers...*
**[21:56] Reina**
*We three will protect her!*
**[21:58] Ancient dragon**
I am not an opponent you
could ever hope to defeat.
***SIGN*** Didn't I Say to Make My Abilities
Average in the Next Life?!
**[22:15] ---**
# E12 - Didn't I Say The Crimson Vow Would Never Be Destroyed!?
Source: [Crunchyroll](https://www.crunchyroll.com/watch/GY5P7Q0QY/didnt-i-say-the-crimson-vow-would-never-be-destroyed)
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***SIGN*** Didn't I Say to Make My Abilities
Average in the Next Life?!
**[01:31] Keiko**
Onee-chan. It's morning already.
**[01:36] Keiko**
Morning, Keiko.
**[01:40] Keiko**
Honestly, Onee-chan. You always laze
around the house like a fluffy, woolly blob.
**[01:44] Misato**
Fluffy...
**[01:46] Keiko**
If the alternative is almost getting
hit by a truck while saving a kid,
**[01:49] ---**
then I'd rather you were all woolly
when you go out too, but...
**[01:52] Misato**
Sorry I scared you.
**[01:56] Father**
By the way, Misato, what were you watching
before you went to sleep last night?
**[02:00] Misato**
It was *Stone-Age Boy, Giatrus*!
**[02:02] Misato**
I really shouldn't watch it.
**[02:03] Misato**
It makes me want to eat meat.
**[02:05] Father**
Okay! Today, I'll hunt a mammoth
and bring it back for my daughter!
**[02:10] Keiko**
Papa, where'd you pull that stone axe from?
**[02:12] Mother**
I can't drink monkey-made sake,
**[02:14] ---**
but kuchikamizake from *Your Name.* made
by a high school girl would be all right.
**[02:18] Father**
I know what you mean!
**[02:21] Keiko**
What's with this otaku family?
**[02:22] Keiko**
Can we talk about something I understand, too?
**[02:26] Misato**
*I didn't have any friends,*
**[02:28] ---**
*but surrounded by the warmth of my family,*
**[02:31] ---**
*I was more than happy enough.*
**[02:34] Misato**
* And I know that even if I had*
* never been reincarnated...*
**[03:07] Adele**
It went by so quickly.
**[03:08] Adele**
Tomorrow we graduate from Eckland Academy.
**[03:11] Marcela**
Indeed. Three years was a brief time.
**[03:14] Monika**
Did you hear that, Aureana?
**[03:16] ---**
They're talking like nothing at all
happened in the last three years.
**[03:20] Aureana**
Do they have any idea how much you and I got
dragged around by the pair of them, Monika-san?
**[03:25] Aureana**
She might seem domineering at first glance,
but our Marcela-sama is deeply compassionate,
**[03:28] Aureana**
and never hesitates to dive into
trouble to help someone.
**[03:33] Monika**
And then there's her chief counselor, who
comes up with the most terrible schemes, Adele...
**[03:38] Monika**
And us two, forever swept
up in it! Sob, sob, sob...
**[03:42] Aureana**
And before we knew it, we were known as the
"Wonder Four" throughout the academy...
**[03:45] ---**
Sob, sob, sob...
**[03:47] Adele**
Monika-san, Aureana-san...
**[03:49] Marcela**
I-It was never my intention to...
**[03:52] Monika**
I'm only joking.
**[03:53] Monika**
We're commoners, but you called
us friends and treated us well.
**[03:57] Aureana**
We'll treasure every experience we
had with you these last three years.
**[04:03] Marcela**
H-Honestly... Do you have to
say such embarrassing things?
**[04:06] Marcela**
But you're right.
**[04:08] Marcela**
Adele-san...
**[04:10] Marcela**
Meeting you and being your friend is
something I will always take pride in.
**[04:17] Adele**
So will I!
**[04:19] Adele**
Thanks to all of you,
**[04:21] ---**
all the family disputes within
Viscount Ascham's lands were resolved,
**[04:24] Adele**
and I was able to avenge
my mother and grandfather!
**[04:29] Adele**
Even after we graduate,
we'll always be friends, right?
**[04:32] Girls**
Of course!
**[04:35] Adele**
*Though our paths may part,*
**[04:37] Adele**
*the happy days spent with my dearest friends*
**[04:40] Adele**
*will continue on...*
**[04:43] Adele**
* Even if I never went on adventures*
* where my life was on the line...*
**[04:47] Adele**
Or not.
**[04:49] Adele**
How long are these impossible dreams
going to keep reality at bay...
**[04:54] Adele & Misato**
...for us?
**[04:56] Mile**
But, I mean...
**[04:58] Mile**
This is the first time since I reincarnated
that anything like that has happened...
**[05:01] Mile**
None of my attacks worked at all.
**[05:05] Mile**
It hurt so much...
**[05:08] Mile**
When I think I might die again,
I'm just so scared!
**[05:12] Misato**
That's why you're not getting up?
**[05:14] Mile**
I mean, it's an elder dragon...
**[05:17] Mile**
It stands at the top of this world.
**[05:19] Mile**
My power is only half of its power.
**[05:22] Mile**
Without more power, there's no way I can win!
**[05:25] Adele**
That's dumb.
**[05:26] Adele**
You're the one who asked for average abilities,
**[05:30] Adele**
and now when it's down to the wire,
you're all, "I want more power!"
**[05:33] Adele**
That's just dumb.
**[05:35] Misato**
True. There doesn't seem much point to
standing up if you're going to be like that.
**[05:40] Mile**
Hold on. Usually, in this sort of situation,
if I tried to get up...
**[05:45] Adele & Misato**
Stop! Stop that, Mile!
**[05:48] Adele & Misato**
You'll really die this time!
**[05:50] Mile**
...and while you try to stop me,
**[05:52] ---**
Schumann's Piano Concerto in A minor, Opus 54
would play in the background...
**[05:56] Adele & Misato**
We don't need this.
**[05:57] Mile**
Without that accident, I could have
been happy, even without reincarnating.
**[06:02] Mile**
If I'd been smarter about things,
**[06:05] ---**
I could have stayed forever
with the first friends I ever made.
**[06:09] Mile**
It's the same, even now.
**[06:11] Mile**
People think of me as a girl who's capable,
**[06:15] Mile**
but in the end, nothing ever works out right!
**[06:19] Adele & Misato**
Does that matter?
**[06:21] Mile**
Shouldn't we take this seriously?
**[06:22] Misato**
I'm already done.
**[06:24] ---**
Complaining now just puts me in a tough spot.
**[06:27] Adele**
Are you done, too?
**[06:30] Adele**
Not as Adele von Ascham. In your life as Mile.
**[06:34] Mile**
My... My life as Mile...
**[06:38] Reina**
Maximum Flame Sphere!
**[06:43] Reina**
Even if the opponent's an elder dragon,
Mile would never die so easily!
**[06:47] Pauline**
That's right. She's just
being a sleepyhead again!
**[06:49] Mavis**
So, until she wakes, we will protect Mile!
**[06:53] Mile**
Reina-san... Pauline-san... Mavis-san...
**[06:59] (Flashback) Reina**
Listen up. As long as crimson
blood runs through our veins,
**[07:03] (Flashback) Reina**
we will never betray our friends.
**[07:05] (Flashback) Reina**
Our friendship will never be destroyed!
**[07:08] Mile**
The vow we swore that day...
**[07:10] Mile**
That's right!
**[07:11] Mile**
I... We are still...
**[07:22] Wence**
You! You're all so weak. Why won't you give up?
**[07:25] Cu Leleia**
What are you trying to do here?
**[07:28] Cu Leleia**
An elder dragon controlling beastpeople...
**[07:29] ---**
Using them to excavate ruins
of human civilizations!
**[07:32] Wence**
Inferior creatures getting above yourselves!
**[07:35] Wence**
To think you could inflict
this much damage on me.
**[07:39] Wence**
Maybe I'll just kill you
like I did the first girl!
**[07:43] Cu Leleia**
Magic Seal!
**[07:50] Cu Leleia**
Huh?
**[07:53] Mile**
Did you just say you were
going to kill my friends?
**[07:56] Wence**
Y-You're...
**[07:58] Reina**
Honestly! What took you so long?
**[08:00] Pauline**
You really do sleep in too much.
**[08:04] Mavis**
As a knight, it's embarrassing
to say this, but...
**[08:12] Girls**
Get him, Mile!
**[08:13] Wence**
You! Why aren't you dead?
**[08:16] Wence**
And the strength of your magic
just now! What was that?
**[08:19] Mile**
There's only one reason why you'll lose.
**[08:22] Mile**
There's just one simple answer.
**[08:26] Mile**
You made me angry.
**[08:28] Wence**
You're just a human!
**[08:34] Wence**
My attack didn't work?
**[08:36] Wence**
That's not possible!
**[08:41] Cu Leleia**
What?
**[08:43] Mile**
* Well, thinking about it logically,*
* the answer is simple.*
**[08:48] Nano**
Indeed.
**[08:49] Nano**
Mile-sama's thought waves are half as
strong as the strongest elder dragon's.
**[08:53] Nano**
However...
**[08:54] Mile**
* There must be all sorts of elder dragons,*
* and not all of them can be at the top.*
**[08:59] Nano**
When you first encountered the elder dragon,
**[09:01] ---**
you were caught off-guard, and afraid.
**[09:02] Nano**
That plus despair caused
disruptions in your thought waves,
**[09:05] Nano**
which the rage at the thought of your
friends dying forced back into shape.
**[09:07] Nano**
In your current state,
Mile-sama, you will surely...
**[09:11] Mile**
There's no way I'll lose!
**[09:12] Wence**
Why? Why doesn't it work?
**[09:15] Mile**
Magic energy, collect!
**[09:16] Mile**
Pierce through! Spirit... no, Magic Gun!
**[09:25] Mile**
Now, I have a lot of questions for—huh?
**[09:31] Mile**
What?
**[09:35] Berdetice**
What are you howling about, Wence?
**[09:38] Shelala**
My. There are humans here, too.
**[09:40] Mile**
Gulp!
**[09:41] Berdetice**
Playing again, are you?
**[09:44] Berdetice**
The honored eldest is always telling you
not to mistreat those lesser than us.
**[09:51] Berdetice**
Huh? Could it be?
**[09:52] Berdetice**
Were you the one being bullied?
**[09:56] Shelala**
An elder dragon being picked on by
a human. It's just too amusing, Wence.
**[10:01] Mile**
*One was bad enough. Three is...*
**[10:03] Mile**
Fastest on the draw wins!
**[10:05] Wence**
Defense magic, now! Layer it!
**[10:11] Mile**
I couldn't make it through...
**[10:13] Shelala**
What? That can't be! What was that?
**[10:15] Berdetice**
Human magic broke through
elder dragon magic? *Our* magic?
**[10:20] Wence**
Hyper Breath!
**[10:21] Berdetice**
Wait! That's going too far!
**[10:29] Girls**
Mile!
**[10:35] Berdetice**
She took the Breath head-on
and stood up afterward?
**[10:37] Shelala**
That can't be! What kind of human is she?
**[10:39] Mile**
No matter what, I will protect my friends!
**[10:42] Mile**
Let's go, Nano-chan. Lend me your strength!
**[10:45] Nano**
Of course!
**[10:46] Mile**
Magic energy, collect!
**[10:51] Berdetice**
No matter what you try, it won't work!
**[10:53] Berdetice**
We'll take whatever pathetic
human magic you throw at us!
**[10:56] Mile**
Go!
**[11:02] Berdetice**
It can't be! It's only a
human's Fire Lance spell!
**[11:05] Mile**
You seem to be under the wrong impression.
**[11:07] Mile**
That was no Fire Lance. It was
low-level magic. Just a Fireball.
**[11:12] Dragons**
What?
**[11:13] Mile**
*It was actually a Fire Lance,*
**[11:15] ---**
* but if it upsets the elder dragons,*
* I'll let them think it wasn't.*
**[11:18] Mile**
* But I do feel like that attack*
* was stronger than usual...*
**[11:23] Nano**
Have you forgotten, Mile-sama?
**[11:25] Nano**
When nanomachines are given clear directions,
**[11:27] ---**
the effectiveness of the magic can
increase as much as 3.27 times.
**[11:31] Mile**
Three times stronger than normal!
I like the sound of that!
**[11:35] Shelala**
What is with this girl? Is she really human?
**[11:38] Wence**
That's what I'd like to know!
**[11:40] Mile**
Hey, everyone!
**[11:42] Mile**
If you'd all surrender and explain your
plan to me, it'd really help a lot.
**[11:47] Berdetice**
Cease your prattling, human!
**[11:49] Berdetice**
Full strength, everyone.
**[11:52] Mile**
There are three of you, but I have...
**[11:55] Mile**
my life as high school girl Kurihara Misato,
**[11:59] Mile**
my life as a young lady of
noble birth, Adele von Ascham,
**[12:04] Mile**
and my life now as C-Rank Hunter Mile!
**[12:08] Mile**
Magic energy charged to 120%!
**[12:13] Mile**
Fire!
**[12:18] Wence**
She blocked it!
**[12:19] Shelala**
No! She can't!
**[12:21] Berdetice**
What are you?
**[12:24] Mile**
I am Mile of the Crimson Vow!
**[12:26] Mile**
Just a normal girl, like you'd find anywhere!
**[12:29] Dragons**
That's a lie!
**[12:51] Girls**
Mile!
**[12:53] Mile**
Yes?
**[12:58] Mile**
Is everyone okay?
**[13:00] Cu Leleia**
Hold on a minute.
**[13:01] Cu Leleia**
How can you treat this so lightly?
**[13:03] Mile**
Oh, those elder dragons sure
were tough opponents...
**[13:06] Cu Leleia**
I'm not talking about that!
**[13:08] Cu Leleia**
Normally, even an army
can't defeat an elder dragon.
**[13:12] Cu Leleia**
Who are you?
**[13:15] Mile**
*This reaction is normal.*
**[13:18] ---**
* Seeing a girl single-handedly*
* defeat elder dragons...*
**[13:22] Mile**
*Even Reina-san and the others must be...*
**[13:24] Reina**
Huh? It should be perfectly
obvious who Mile is.
**[13:29] Cu Leleia**
What?
**[13:30] Reina**
A washboard-flat pipsqueak...
**[13:32] Pauline**
...who seems grounded, but is
actually scatterbrained...
**[13:35] Mavis**
...who considers herself common-sensical,
even though she isn't at all.
**[13:38] Mile**
What?
**[13:39] Cu Leleia**
So how can this girl defeat elder dragons?
**[13:43] Reina**
That's obvious, isn't it?
**[13:45] Girls**
A secret family technique. Right?
**[13:58] Mile**
Guys!
**[14:01] Mavis**
The backlash from overusing Micross!
The pain! It's here!
**[14:06] Pauline & Mile**
Here. Healing magic.
**[14:08] Mavis**
Oh, I'm all better.
**[14:09] Cu Leleia**
Wha? Girls!
**[14:12] Cu Leleia**
Oh, all right. I won't ask about this anymore,
**[14:17] ---**
and I won't report it to the Guild.
**[14:19] Cu Leleia**
After all, my original mission was to
investigate the strange phenomena in the forest,
**[14:27] Cu Leleia**
which is why hearing what they
have to say takes precedence here.
**[14:31] Mile**
That's true.
**[14:33] Mile**
Will you talk to us now?
**[14:35] Mile**
Or do you want to go again?
**[14:37] Berdetice**
What we seek is a lost civilization.
**[14:41] Mile**
A lost civilization?
**[14:43] Cu Leleia**
You can't mean the prehistoric civilization?
**[14:46] Cu Leleia**
A legendary country said to
have prospered long, long ago.
**[14:50] Cu Leleia**
The people didn't depend on magic, and yet,
**[14:52] Cu Leleia**
information from distant lands,
the depths of the sea, the sky...
**[14:55] Cu Leleia**
Even the stars themselves...
They controlled it all.
**[14:58] Cu Leleia**
There was no famine or war.
**[15:00] ---**
It was even said to be the land of the gods.
**[15:03] Reina**
Huh. I see what you're saying,
**[15:06] ---**
but how could such an amazing
civilization crumble?
**[15:09] Cu Leleia**
That's exactly why its existence is doubted.
**[15:13] Cu Leleia**
But if the elder dragons are searching for it,
**[15:15] ---**
then that lends much more credence to the theory.
**[15:17] Berdetice**
We would be too conspicuous
if we worked out in the open.
**[15:21] Berdetice**
So we ordered the beastpeople to search for
ruins and artifacts from the lost civilization.
**[15:27] Pauline**
Then, is this place truly a ruin
from the prehistoric civilization?
**[15:32] Berdetice**
Unfortunately, this seems to have been created
by later worshipers of the lost civilization.
**[15:38] Berdetice**
In other words, a failure.
**[15:40] Cu Leleia**
I see.
**[15:42] Berdetice**
Therefore, we will leave these lands.
**[15:45] Berdetice**
The beastpeople, too, will encroach
on this domain no longer.
**[15:49] Berdetice**
In which case, you are left
with no difficulties, correct?
**[15:54] Mile**
All right.
***SIGN*** 2 D A Y S L A T E R
**[15:59] Cu Leleia**
I am in your debt.
**[16:00] Mile**
No, we're in yours.
**[16:02] Mile**
Thanks for covering for us so well.
**[16:05] Cu Leleia**
I have the feeling we will meet again someday.
**[16:09] Cu Leleia**
Goodbye.
**[16:11] Hunter A**
I heard all about it!
**[16:13] Hunter C**
As long as the Crimson Vow is around,
the Guild and the Kingdom of Tils are safe!
**[16:20] Reina**
Just leave it to us!
**[16:24] Girls**
We're back!
**[16:25] Lenny**
Welcome home, ladies!
**[16:27] Lenny**
I heard all about it! You guys pulled
off something amazing again, right?
**[16:31] Mavis**
I know it's sudden, but do you think
we could arrange a feast for tonight?
**[16:34] Pauline**
With no limits on the budget!
**[16:39] Lenny**
Thanks for your patronage!
***SIGN*** Baths
**[16:44] Reina**
I feel alive again!
**[16:46] Pauline**
Dinner was fun, wasn't it?
**[16:49] Mavis**
The heat is getting to me.
I really must be tired...
**[16:52] Reina**
Should we get out then?
**[16:54] Mile**
I'm going to stay a little longer.
***SIGN*** Keroron
**[17:03] (Flashback) Mile**
All right.
**[17:05] (Flashback) Mile**
But can I ask you one thing?
**[17:07] (Flashback) Berdetice**
What is it?
**[17:09] (Flashback) Mile**
Why would this world's strongest creatures,
the elder dragons, need the lost civilization?
**[17:16] (Flashback) Berdetice**
I cannot tell you.
**[17:19] (Flashback) Berdetice**
Not even if it meant I must fight you again.
**[17:24] Mile**
Nano-chan...
**[17:25] Nano**
Yes?
**[17:26] Mile**
Do you know what the elder dragons are after?
**[17:28] Nano**
Yes.
**[17:29] Mile**
What is it?
**[17:31] Nano**
That's classified information.
**[17:32] Mile**
What?
**[17:33] Nano**
We nanomachines receive wishes
in the form of thought waves,
**[17:37] Nano**
and grant them when it is within our
power to do so. We are simply tools.
**[17:41] Nano**
But the question you just asked, Mile-sama,
**[17:44] Nano**
involves classified information.
**[17:47] Nano**
Thus, your wish cannot be granted.
**[17:49] Mile**
Which means that the elder
dragons' goal is something big,
**[17:51] ---**
something connected to that
classified information.
**[17:54] Nano**
That's classified information.
**[17:56] Nano**
I'm sorry, Mile-sama.
**[17:59] Mile**
It's all right. Thanks.
**[18:04] (Flashback) God**
To be honest, the world you
will be reborn into has had
**[18:07] (Flashback) ---**
many civilizations over time,
all of which have collapsed.
**[18:10] (Flashback) God**
Even now, with the addition of nanomachines,
there is no hope of further evolution.
**[18:14] (Flashback) God**
The result is a world that
all of us have cast aside,
**[18:18] (Flashback) ---**
one that simply continues to scrape along.
**[18:21] (Flashback) Misato**
Why are you reincarnating me
into such a difficult world?
**[18:26] (Flashback) God**
We have our own circumstances to consider.
**[18:30] Mile**
A world with no gods?
**[18:47] Reina**
What's wrong?
**[18:48] Mile**
Sorry! I had a weird dream.
**[18:52] Reina**
Is that all...
**[19:04] Pauline**
Are you all right? You seem tired.
**[19:07] Mile**
Sorry! I dozed off! I'm so sorry!
**[19:12] Mavis**
Mile! Can you take the one
that headed your way?
**[19:15] Mile**
Huh? What is this?
**[19:42] Mile**
*I want to talk to them about these worries.*
**[19:45] Mile**
* But that would mean telling them*
* that I've been reincarnated.*
**[19:51] Mile**
*I can't! I can't do that!*
**[20:05] Mile**
*Thank you for everything you've done for me.*
**[20:08] Mile**
*Please, take care of yourselves!*
**[20:20] Nano**
Are you sure about this, Mile-sama?
**[20:23] Mile**
*I always thought I wanted normal happiness.*
**[20:26] Mile**
* But this world that I reincarnated into*
* is much more unstable than I thought...*
**[20:33] Mile**
* The elder dragons are hungry for the*
* lost civilization, trying to start something.*
**[20:38] Mile**
*It might not happen for a hundred years.*
**[20:41] Mile**
*But... it might also be tomorrow.*
**[20:45] Mile**
*This world has no gods.*
**[20:48] Mile**
*No god will save it.*
**[20:51] Mile**
*I don't know what I can do, but...*
**[20:53] Mile**
*I can't just ignore it.*
**[20:55] Mile**
* Because I've found something much*
* more important than my own happiness.*
**[21:02] Reina**
We haven't seen the school in a long time.
**[21:04] Pauline**
No, we haven't.
**[21:05] Mile**
Huh?
**[21:08] Mile**
Wh-Why are all of you here?
**[21:10] Reina**
What do you mean "why"?
**[21:13] ---**
It was so obvious you were
worrying over something.
**[21:15] Mile**
B-But the three of you were asleep!
**[21:18] Pauline**
We were pretending to sleep.
**[21:19] Mile**
What?
**[21:21] Mavis**
My princess, won't you consider
engaging a knight's services?
**[21:25] Mile**
Wha? You look too beautiful like that!
**[21:28] Mile**
Y-You can't! The journey I'm starting
now is even more dangerous than before!
**[21:32] Girls**
Does it matter?
**[21:34] Mile**
Huh?
**[21:35] Pauline**
Of course we'll help you. We're your friends.
**[21:39] Pauline**
But...
**[21:40] Mavis**
There's only one thing that's important to us.
**[21:44] Mavis**
Mile, do you...
**[21:47] Reina**
Being with us... Do you not like it?
**[21:51] Mile**
Th-The answer to that should be obvious.
**[21:56] Mile**
I...
**[21:58] Mile**
I want to stay with you!
**[21:59] Girls**
Mile!
**[22:04] Reina**
Honestly, Mile!
**[22:06] Mavis**
Um, there's something I wanted
to talk to you about...
**[22:09] Girls**
What is it?
**[22:10] Mavis**
Why do you all sneak out on your own?
**[22:14] Mavis**
We're friends, aren't we?
**[22:15] Girls**
Sorry!
***SIGN*** Episode 12
***SIGN*** Didn't I Say The Crimson Vow Would Never Be Destroyed?!
**[22:51] Reina**
Okay! The Crimson Vow is setting
off on a new adventure!
**[22:54] Reina**
First, we'll aim to get to B Rank!
**[22:56] Mavis**
After that, I'll get to
A Rank and become a knight!
**[22:59] Pauline**
I'll make lots of money and
set up my own business firm.
**[23:02] Mile**
Um, first we need to investigate
the elder dragons...
**[23:06] Mile**
And I think I would like to gain a normal,
average girl's happiness after all.
**[23:11] Reina**
The elder dragons? You won't even
tell us the real reasons behind that.
**[23:15] Mavis**
We can tell right away when you're lying, Mile.
**[23:17] Pauline**
Which is why you are going
to confess everything about
**[23:19] ---**
your secret family techniques, including that.
**[23:21] Mile**
Huh?
**[23:22] Reina**
Let's do it!
**[23:23] Girls**
Yeah!
**[23:25] Mile**
What? What?!
**[23:26] Mile**
What?
**[23:29] Nano**
Now, let's see...
**[23:30] Nano**
Will Mile-sama ever be able
to attain normal happiness?
**[23:35] Nano**
That answer is...
**[23:37] Nano**
classified information.
**[23:39] ---**