# Season 1
# E1 - You Said I'd Get a Do-Over in a New World!
Source: [Crunchyroll](https://www.crunchyroll.com/watch/GYXJKP0K6/you-said-id-get-a-do-over-in-a-new-world)
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**[00:12] Mile**
I'm finally here!
**[00:14] Mile**
The royal capital of the Kingdom of Tils!
**[00:22] Mile**
The palace is just a little smaller
than the Kingdom of Brandel's.
**[00:31] Mile**
Wh-Who are you calling a country girl?
**[00:34] Mile**
It's normal the first time you
go somewhere! Anyone would—
**[00:39] Mile**
I did it again!
**[00:45] Lennie**
Yes.
**[00:46] Lennie**
We do have a room available.
**[00:48] Lennie**
It's five silvers a night.
**[00:50] Lennie**
Meals are an additional fee.
**[00:52] Lennie**
Also, one basin of hot water is five coppers.
**[00:55] Mile**
Oh, I can handle hot and cold water myself,
so I won't be needing any.
**[00:59] Mile**
There we go.
**[01:00] Lennie**
That's amazing!
**[01:01] Lennie**
It's magic, right?
**[01:03] Lennie**
Oh! Are you a Hunter, Miss?
**[01:06] Mile**
You're half right.
**[01:08] Mile**
I've actually been accepted to the
Hunters' Prep School here in this country.
**[01:15] Mile**
I'm Mile.
**[01:16] Mile**
I'll be staying here until
the school entrance ceremony.
**[01:18] Lennie**
I'm the face of this inn, Lenny!
**[01:21] Lennie**
Do your best out there, miss!
**[01:23] Lennie**
If a famous Hunter favored our inn,
we'd start really raking it in!
**[01:28] Mile**
I'm not interested in standing out like that.
**[01:29] Lennie**
What's this?
**[01:30] Mile**
I'm aiming for just one thing!
**[01:33] Mile**
Absolutely average, completely unremarkable,
everyday happiness!
***SIGN*** Didn't I Say to Make My Abilities
Average in the Next Life?!
***SIGN*** You Said I'd Get a Do-Over in a New World!
**[01:48] Mile**
Okay! Time for a redo of
my life in a new world!
**[01:51] Mile**
This time I'm going to find normal happiness!
**[01:54] Lennie**
Have a nice day!
**[01:55] Mile**
Thank you!
**[01:58] Mile**
I'll start by getting a feel for this town.
**[02:01] Mile**
Oh, I want to eat gelato!
***SIGN*** Sapain Square
***SIGN*** Arena
**[02:04] Mile**
Wow! What a gorgeous view!
***SIGN*** Dragon's Mouth
**[02:13] Mile**
My hand! My hand!
**[02:14] Lady**
Oh, dear!
**[02:17] Mile**
Just kidding!
**[02:20] Mile**
I'm sorry! I'm really sorry!
**[02:25] Mile**
Now that I'm done sightseeing,
I'll head for the marketplace.
**[02:32] Mile**
Oh, I see...
**[02:33] Mile**
I thought this town was a little subdued.
**[02:36] Mile**
I haven't really seen
any children besides Lenny-chan.
**[02:40] Mile**
Could it be that even in this fantasy world,
**[02:43] Mile**
they've been hit with declining birth rates?
**[02:46] Mavis**
Oops. Careful there.
**[02:54] Mile**
I'm so sorry!
**[02:55] Mile**
Um, thank you very much.
**[02:58] Mile**
Um... Mister... Miss...
**[03:03] Mile**
Miss Sir?
**[03:04] Mavis**
Yes... In trying to be considerate,
you got a little mixed up.
**[03:09] Mavis**
If you daydream too much and get lost,
**[03:11] Mavis**
you might not find your way back home.
**[03:15] Mile**
I-I'm not that little!
**[03:19] Mavis**
Well then, I'll take my leave.
**[03:23] Mavis**
Oh, and... I'm a woman.
**[03:28] Mile**
So that bothered her.
**[03:31] Mile**
* That aside... Treating me*
* like a child was pretty rude.*
**[03:35] Mile**
*Despite my appearance, my actual age is...*
**[03:38] Reina**
You there, little one.
**[03:39] Mile**
Huh?
**[03:40] Reina**
Turn back right now.
**[03:42] Reina**
A child walking into the
slums without a care...
**[03:46] Reina**
They'd chew you up and suck on your bones.
**[03:48] Mile**
A child?
**[03:49] Reina**
You're littler than me. It's obvious.
**[03:52] Reina**
At any rate, I'm saying
to stay away from there.
**[03:55] Mile**
Wow... It's like the perfect depiction
of a seedy underworld.
**[04:00] Mile**
I'm sorry!
**[04:01] Mile**
I was thinking and almost
went in by accident.
**[04:05] Reina**
I-It isn't as though I care what
happens to some child I don't know.
**[04:10] Reina**
But if I'd pretended I hadn't noticed,
I wouldn't have slept well. That's all.
**[04:14] Mile**
*Th-This is...*
**[04:16] Mile**
There's no mistaking it! You're tsundere!
**[04:18] Reina**
Huh?
**[04:19] Reina**
Tsundere?
**[04:20] Mile**
I'm sorry.
**[04:21] Mile**
That concept doesn't exist
in this world, does it?
**[04:24] Reina**
I feel as though you're poking fun at me.
**[04:27] Mile**
I have no plans to go in there!
**[04:29] Mile**
I apologize for worrying you!
**[04:31] Reina**
Well, that's fine, then.
**[04:32] Reina**
Now, if you could just do something about that
**[04:35] Reina**
"country girl" look on your face...
**[04:38] Mile**
But she went in...
**[04:41] Mile**
Wait!
**[04:42] Mile**
"Country girl" face?
**[04:46] Mile**
I said not to laugh!
**[04:49] Mile**
It's the marketplace!
**[04:58] Pauline**
Are you all right?
**[05:00] Mile**
Y-Yes, I'm fi—
**[05:04] Pauline**
I-Is something wrong?
**[05:06] Pauline**
Did you hurt yourself?
**[05:08] Mile**
N-No...
**[05:10] Mile**
It's nothing.
**[05:11] Mile**
I'm sorry I wasn't looking
where I was going.
**[05:14] Pauline**
Not at all. I wasn't paying
proper attention, either.
**[05:17] Pauline**
Excuse me for a moment.
**[05:18] Mile**
Huh?
**[05:21] Mile**
Huh?
**[05:22] Pauline**
There you go.
**[05:23] Pauline**
Well, take care, won't you?
**[05:29] Mile**
*What a kind young lady.*
**[05:31] Mile**
* I'm sure she's lovely,*
* just the same inside and out.*
**[05:35] Mile**
*But those breasts just aren't fair...*
**[05:41] Mile**
* Oh, that's right! I haven't*
* tried orc meat yet!*
**[05:45] Mile**
*Okay.*
**[05:46] Mile**
*I'll ask them to cook it for me at the inn.*
**[05:48] Mile**
Excuse me! I'll take this one.
**[05:50] Man**
Coming right up!
**[05:51] Man**
This contains the best part
of the tenderloin.
**[05:53] Man**
But are you going to be able
to carry it home yourself?
**[05:55] Mile**
Oh. I'll be fine.
**[06:00] Mile**
It's so big!
**[06:01] Mile**
Here we go.
**[06:03] Man**
Well, that's surprising.
**[06:04] Man**
You're very strong, miss,
and you can use storage magic, too?
**[06:08] Mile**
Oh, yes. More or less...
**[06:10] Man**
There aren't many who can use that magic.
**[06:13] Man**
And a child like you can.
**[06:15] Man**
Well, that's knocked me for a loop.
**[06:18] Man**
I'm only saying this for your own good.
**[06:20] Man**
It's dangerous for children around here.
You should hurry and go home.
**[06:23] Mile**
Huh?
**[06:25] Lennie**
I'm sorry. I forgot to tell you.
**[06:28] Mile**
Then it's true? Right now,
here in the capital...
**[06:31] Lennie**
Yes.
**[06:32] Lennie**
Children around our age have been
disappearing in the last few days.
**[06:38] Lennie**
Please be careful, miss.
**[06:40] Lennie**
A child that can use magic is valuable.
**[06:43] Mile**
I will.
**[06:45] Mile**
Wait! A child?
**[06:46] Mile**
You mean me?
**[06:49] Mile**
So children are going missing...
**[06:53] Mile**
This must be why things felt odd today, right?
**[06:55] Mile**
Nano-chan...
**[07:03] Nano**
You talking to me without thinking was
outrageously odd as well, Mile-sama.
**[07:08] Nano**
After all, normal people can't see me.
**[07:12] Mile**
Oh, don't remind me!
**[07:15] Mile**
But you know, some of it was because
you talked first, Nano-chan.
**[07:19] Nano**
That's because you're the first person
in hundreds of years to perceive us,
**[07:21] Nano**
the nanomachines, so...
**[07:24] Nano**
I can't help it.
**[07:25] Mile**
Fantasy plus nanomachines, huh?
**[07:28] Mile**
I guess anything goes...
**[07:30] Mile**
in alternate worlds.
**[07:33] Mile**
This is a secret just between us.
**[07:36] Mile**
The truth is, "Mile" is
just an alias I'm using.
**[07:39] Mile**
I'm really a noble from the
Kingdom of Brandel named
***SIGN*** A
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l
e
•
v
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n
•
A
s
c
h
a
m
**[07:43] Mile**
Adele von Ascham!
**[07:44] Mile**
Except I'm actually...
**[07:46] Mile**
a Japanese high school student
named Kurihara Misato.
***SIGN*** K
u
r
i
h
a
r
a
M
i
s
a
t
o
**[07:49] Mile**
It's embarrassing, but I'm one of those
**[07:51] Mile**
people who reincarnated into another world.
**[07:54] Mile**
Because I was able to do just a
little more than everyone else,
**[07:58] Mile**
I always stood out...
**[08:00] Mile**
Meaning, I never had a single friend.
**[08:04] Mile**
Oh! But my parents and little
sister loved me very much.
**[08:08] Mile**
Then...
**[08:13] Mile**
And there it is!
**[08:15] Mile**
The famous reincarnated-into-another-world
Out-of-Control-Truck!
**[08:23] Mile**
Because that happened...
**[08:28] Mile**
A god-type person said I could be
reincarnated into another world.
**[08:34] Mile**
And, of course, it would be
with all the expected bonuses.
**[08:38] Mile**
The bonus I asked for was...
**[08:41] (Flashback) Mile**
In my next life, I want to make normal
friends and live a normal life.
**[08:46] (Flashback) Mile**
So please, whatever abilities you give me...
**[08:49] (Flashback) Mile**
I want them to be average for that world!
**[08:52] Mile**
After that, I was reincarnated
into this world and a lot...
**[08:57] Mile**
a lot... really a lot happened
in these twelve years.
**[09:02] Mile**
Regular happiness...
**[09:04] Mile**
I wonder if I'll ever find it.
**[09:11] Nano**
I'm sure you will.
***SIGN*** Day Before the Entrance Ceremony
**[09:21] Mile**
Okay!
**[09:22] Mile**
I have complete knowledge
of the capital!
**[09:24] Mile**
Now I can start school without a care.
**[09:28] Mile**
I'm back, Lenny-chan!
**[09:30] Mile**
Huh?
**[09:31] Man**
Don't stop me! I'm going
to look for Lenny!
**[09:33] Woman**
This is the busiest time of day!
What will we do without a chef?
**[09:37] Man**
Aren't you worried about Lenny?
**[09:39] Woman**
She's just a little late coming
back from shopping. That's all.
**[09:46] Mile**
She wasn't at the marketplace.
**[09:48] Nano**
Mile-sama, you know...
**[09:49] Nano**
You say you want a normal life,
**[09:52] Nano**
but you do tend to poke your
nose into dangerous business.
**[09:56] Mile**
Is something wrong with that?
**[09:57] Nano**
Not at all.
**[09:58] Nano**
Still, can you think of anywhere other
than the marketplace that she might be?
**[10:02] Mile**
Could we use search magic?
**[10:04] Nano**
It's possible, but if we expand
the search to the whole capital,
**[10:07] Nano**
it would exceed even your data
processing capabilities, and...
**[10:10] Nano**
Your head would go boom.
**[10:12] Mile**
Let's not do that!
**[10:13] Mile**
At times like these,
**[10:15] Mile**
it makes sense to try looking in
places like this first, right?
**[10:19] Man**
Hey, this one's a gem.
**[10:22] Man**
If we take this one,
the boss'll give us a huge bonus.
**[10:26] Mile**
* I didn't think I'd get caught*
* the second I walked in.*
**[10:28] Nano**
You might've been a little too obvious.
**[10:30] Mavis**
Halt!
**[10:30] Men**
Huh?
**[10:32] Mavis**
Don't you dare touch
her with your filthy hands!
**[10:34] Mile**
It's Miss Sir!
**[10:36] Man**
And who d'you think you are?
**[10:38] Mavis**
I have no name to give villains like you!
**[10:41] Mile**
Oh! I've always wanted to say this!
That famous manga line!
**[10:45] Man**
Get her!
**[10:51] Man**
What're you flitting around for?
**[10:54] Mavis**
Is that all you've got?
**[10:56] Man**
Don't underestimate me!
**[11:01] Man**
Die!
**[11:04] Man**
Welcome.
**[11:05] Man**
Playtime's over.
**[11:08] Mile**
Whoa! She's really in a tough spot!
**[11:10] Nano**
Mile-sama...
**[11:11] Mile**
Oh! Oops!
**[11:12] Mile**
I started just watching...
**[11:15] Man**
Just come quietl—
**[11:21] Mavis**
Huh?
**[11:21] Mile**
Are you all right?
**[11:23] Mavis**
This is...
**[11:25] Mavis**
sleep magic?
**[11:27] Mavis**
Wait. Huh?
**[11:28] Mavis**
You're that girl.
**[11:31] Mile**
Hello...
**[11:33] Mavis**
I see. You were investigating
the case, too.
**[11:36] Mile**
Then, you are, too?
**[11:38] Mavis**
Yes.
**[11:39] Mavis**
Causing those children and
their families to suffer...
**[11:42] Mavis**
As a knight, I can't let
them get away with it.
**[11:44] Mile**
* She was having all that trouble earlier,*
* and she's a female knight...*
**[11:47] Mile**
*Maybe she's the super-honorable martyr type?*
**[11:48] Mile**
*Why is my brain going there?*
**[11:51] Mavis**
Is something wrong?
**[11:52] Mile**
Not at all!
**[11:53] Mile**
If that's the case, I'd like to help.
**[11:57] Mavis**
All right.
**[11:58] Mavis**
I can't use magic, so it
would be very reassuring.
**[12:05] Mavis**
I'm Mavis. I look forward
to working with you.
**[12:09] Mile**
Um... I-I'm Mile.
**[12:12] Mile**
Well... shall we start with
a little interrogation?
**[12:16] Mavis**
So this is their hideout, is it?
**[12:19] Mile**
* No matter what world you're in,*
* the bad guys always hang out in a warehouse!*
**[12:23] Man**
What're you doing here?
**[12:31] Mile**
* There are bad guys who look*
* like they come from the*
**[12:34] Mile**
*Century's End in this world, too!*
**[12:35] Mile**
* Still... In the scene where they first*
* appeared they were this big, and now...*
**[12:39] Mile**
* Suddenly they're normal-sized!*
* Just as you'd expect!*
**[12:43] Man**
What could a couple of kids want around here?
**[12:45] Mile**
I can't help but wonder if
he ever cuts his tongue!
**[12:47] Man**
I don't really get it,
but they seem pretty suspicious.
**[12:51] Mavis**
Who's suspicious, us or you?
**[12:52] Man**
Should we kill 'em?
**[12:53] Man**
Let's do it!
**[12:55] Men**
Hya-ha!
**[12:56] Mile**
A real "hya-ha" in person!
**[12:59] Mavis**
Why do you seem so happy?
**[13:05] Mile**
The garbage has been sterilized.
**[13:06] Mile**
Er, no! I mean... Fire magic?
**[13:09] Mavis**
A-Are they dea—
**[13:10] Reina**
I didn't kill them.
**[13:12] Reina**
I held back so that you wouldn't
get caught up in it, after all.
**[13:16] Reina**
Though, I don't think there'd
be any particular problem
**[13:18] Reina**
if villains who kidnap children were to die.
**[13:21] Mavis**
You're looking for the children, too?
**[13:23] Reina**
Yes. I'm Reina.
**[13:25] Reina**
Also known as the Crimson Reina.
**[13:28] Mile**
She told us herself!
**[13:30] Reina**
Oh, you're...
**[13:36] Mavis**
There's a door.
**[13:37] Mile**
That just makes it feel like there are
people locked up in there, doesn't it?
**[13:41] Reina**
It seems the only guards
were the idiots outside.
**[13:46] Mavis**
Are you all in there?
**[13:48] Mavis**
We're here to save you.
**[13:49] Kids**
Please, Miss! We're scared.
**[13:50] Pauline**
Yes. Everyone is here.
**[13:53] Mavis**
All right. I'm going to open
the door now, so... huh?
**[13:56] Mavis**
That's strange.
**[13:57] Reina**
What's wrong?
**[13:58] Mavis**
This door doesn't have a doorknob or keyhole.
**[14:02] Reina**
It must be a magic door.
**[14:03] Mile**
I'll use unlocking magic...
**[14:06] Mile**
It's unlocked.
**[14:07] Reina**
Huh?
**[14:08] Mavis**
You truly are amazing!
**[14:10] Reina**
*She did magic without a spell?*
**[14:12] Reina**
You! Mile, wasn't it?
**[14:15] Reina**
Just now, did—
**[14:15] Mavis**
I'll open the door now.
**[14:22] ---**
I'm scared...
**[14:24] Mavis**
Are you all right?
**[14:26] Girl**
I wanna go home!
**[14:28] Mavis**
You'll be home very soon.
**[14:30] Pauline**
Thank you so much.
**[14:32] Mile**
Huh?
**[14:33] Mile**
You're the girl from the marketplace.
**[14:34] Pauline**
Oh! We meet again!
**[14:36] Pauline**
If you'd like, please call me Pauline.
**[14:39] Reina**
More importantly, why did they kidnap you?
**[14:42] Reina**
You're obviously not a child.
**[14:46] Pauline**
Actually, I happened to come across
them when they were kidnapping children.
**[14:51] Pauline**
I thought that since both the
children and I were in danger...
**[14:54] Pauline**
I'd offer to look after the children for them.
**[14:57] Pauline**
I'm not sure why, but they accepted.
**[14:59] Mile**
They really are idiots.
**[15:03] Mavis**
Still, your courage and
quick-wittedness are truly impressive.
**[15:06] Pauline**
Well, considering the family business,
this is nothing...
**[15:11] Mavis**
Family business?
**[15:12] Pauline**
With that being done...
**[15:15] Pauline**
Heal.
**[15:18] Reina**
You can use magic, too.
**[15:20] Pauline**
Just simple healing magic.
**[15:22] Mavis**
Well, thank you. You're a great help.
**[15:25] Mile**
Um, Pauline-san...
**[15:27] Mile**
Is there a girl here called Lenny-chan?
**[15:29] Pauline**
No. We're the only ones here.
**[15:33] Pauline**
Could she have been taken
straight to the boss?
**[15:36] Mile**
I-It couldn't be...
**[15:41] Boss**
You just do what you're told,
and don't make a fuss!
**[15:43] Lennie**
Okay! I will!
**[15:45] Boss**
Here I come!
**[15:48] Lennie**
Mom...
**[15:50] Mile**
Has Lenny-chan climbed the
stairs of adulthood?
**[15:53] Mile**
Lenny-chan!
**[15:54] Mavis**
Mile...
**[15:55] Reina**
Huh? What's wrong?
**[15:56] Pauline**
Please, calm down.
**[15:58] Pauline**
She might be being held somewhere else.
**[16:01] Mile**
Lenny-chan!
**[16:02] Girls**
Wait!
**[16:03] Mile**
Lenny-chan!
**[16:06] Mile**
Huh?
**[16:07] Boss**
My, my. I thought it seemed noisy.
**[16:10] Boss**
What adorable guests.
**[16:13] Reina**
So you're the leader behind the kidnappings?
**[16:16] Boss**
And if I am?
**[16:17] Mile**
Where are you keeping Lenny-chan?
**[16:20] Boss**
Lenny? None of the children I
invited here go by that name.
**[16:24] Mile**
Huh?
**[16:26] Reina**
It's no use talking with villains!
**[16:30] Reina**
Rage, flames!
**[16:31] Reina**
Into a blazing sphere!
**[16:33] Reina**
Fire Ball!
**[16:35] Man**
Fire Ball.
**[16:43] Mavis**
Reina!
**[16:47] Man**
You have a long ways to go, little girl.
**[16:50] Woman**
What if you set off the explosive
powder we have here in the warehouse?
**[16:55] Reina**
To think I'd be defeated
by an abridged spell...
**[16:58] Mavis**
If magic won't work, then...
**[17:02] Man**
Oh, dear... That was close.
**[17:08] Man**
Wow. I'm scared.
**[17:11] Man**
Stop toying with the child!
**[17:14] Man**
All right, all right.
**[17:15] ---**
Take this!
**[17:21] Mile**
Mavis-san!
**[17:22] Mavis**
H-He's strong...
**[17:24] Man**
Good potential, but still just children.
**[17:27] Woman**
When we're nearly A-rank, it's no
wonder they're no match for us.
**[17:31] Man**
Stop! There's no need to tell them that.
**[17:34] Mavis**
B-rank Hunters...
**[17:38] Boss**
I will allow no one to
interfere with my ambitions!
**[17:41] Mavis**
Kidnapping little girls...
What are you planning?
**[17:45] Boss**
My ambition...
**[17:47] Boss**
My desire is for...
**[17:49] Boss**
a harem of beautiful girls!
**[17:52] Girls**
Huh?
**[17:53] Boss**
And, of course, I only want to admire them!
**[17:55] Boss**
I'd never do anything
improper or unpardonable.
**[17:57] Boss**
To see beautiful girls locked
together in an innocent embrace...
**[18:02] Boss**
To have them dote on me and let
me use their laps as pillows...
**[18:05] Boss**
That would be enough for me!
**[18:08] Boss**
That's right!
**[18:09] Boss**
Untouched, unspoiled little
girls just like you!
**[18:16] Mile**
Huh?
**[18:19] Mile**
Wait! You mean me?
**[18:21] Mile**
Wait, seriously? Please, no!
**[18:25] Boss**
How lovely.
**[18:26] Boss**
Particularly that modest chest of yours.
**[18:28] Mile**
What?
**[18:30] Boss**
The bosom is a mark of womanhood...
**[18:32] Boss**
Seeing a girl holding back
tears for the lack of it...
**[18:35] Boss**
Letting me comfort her like a mother would...
**[18:40] Boss**
It's so perfect, I could die!
**[18:46] Mile**
Just because I'm a little flat... So what?
**[18:51] Man**
She's trembling.
**[18:53] Man**
Don't scare her too much, boss.
**[18:55] Mavis**
M-Mile...
**[18:57] Pauline**
I'm not sure why, but she
seems to be trembling...
**[19:02] Reina**
Huh?!
**[19:04] Reina**
This can't be real!
**[19:05] Reina**
This is... It can't be...
**[19:07] Reina**
Magical power so strong
it can be seen... Really?
**[19:11] Nano**
Pardon the interruption.
Allow me to explain!
**[19:14] Nano**
In this world, magic is...
**[19:16] Nano**
when we nanomachines take the
spellcaster's thought waves...
**[19:19] Nano**
what is commonly referred to as
"magical power," and cause various phenomena.
**[19:23] Nano**
And Mile-sama's thought waves are,
**[19:26] Nano**
compared to the spellcasters
of this world,
**[19:28] Nano**
roughly 6,800 times stronger!
**[19:31] Nano**
That is why she can use magic with no spell
**[19:33] Nano**
and why her physical abilities
are so impressive.
**[19:36] Nano**
But Mile-sama asked for her
abilities to be average, so why?
**[19:42] Nano**
There's a little trick here.
**[19:47] Nano**
Among all the creatures
in this world, there is one
**[19:49] Nano**
that is considered the strongest.
**[19:51] Nano**
The creature which stands above
all others, the elder dragon!
**[19:54] Nano**
In other words, Mile-sama is an average
**[19:56] Nano**
of the weakest creature and
the strongest creature.
**[19:58] Nano**
She gained half the power
of the elder dragon.
**[20:02] Nano**
You can figure out the rest yourself, right?
**[20:05] Mile**
I...
**[20:07] Mile**
I am...
**[20:08] Mile**
I am still growing!
**[20:39] Mile**
I'm so sorry...
**[20:41] Mile**
I'm sorry!
**[20:43] Girls**
Mile!
**[20:46] Mile**
Getting all upset because
she called me flat!
**[20:48] Mile**
I'm not some mage who arrived
on the back of a dragon!
**[20:52] Nano**
You know, Mile-sama, I don't think
you're cut out for a normal life, do you?
**[20:56] Mile**
I told you! It's not like
I wanted this power!
**[21:00] Mile**
Oh, honestly!
**[21:01] Mile**
Didn't I say to make my abilities average?
**[21:08] Lennie**
Do your best at school!
***SIGN*** Went on a side trip and got home a little late
**[21:10] Lennie**
Come back and visit sometimes!
**[21:16] Mile**
After I left Brandel, I thought
I was messing up less.
**[21:20] Nano**
More importantly, was it really all
right to just leave them like that?
**[21:24] Mile**
I don't know.
**[21:26] Mile**
But now that they've seen that power,
I can't face them again.
**[21:29] Mile**
And I probably won't see them again, anyway.
**[21:31] Nano**
Did something just stand up?
**[21:33] Mile**
Stand up? You mean like Clara?
***SIGN*** Hunters' Prep School
**[21:37] Mile**
It really is small. I thought since
it's run by the government, it'd be...
**[21:40] Nano**
Well, on the other hand, tuition is free.
**[21:42] Mile**
That's true!
**[21:43] Mile**
Okay! I guess I'll go register
at the student dorms.
**[21:51] Mile**
Is this the room?
**[21:56] Mile**
I'm Mile!
**[21:58] Mile**
I'm looking forward to
getting to know all of...
**[22:05] Mile**
Huh?
**[22:06] ---**
***SIGN*** Didn't I Say to Make My Abilities
Average in the Next Life?!
# E2 - Didn't I Say the Four of Us Would Be a Party?!
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**[00:05] Mile**
*Of all things...*
**[00:07] Mile**
* I never thought I'd be in the*
* same room as these girls.*
**[00:09] Mile**
*How will I explain what happened yesterday?*
**[00:15] Mile**
Gulp...
***SIGN*** Didn't I Say to Make My Abilities
Average in the Next Life?!
***SIGN*** Episode 2
***SIGN*** Didn't I Say the Four of Us Would Be a Party?!
**[01:53] Mavis**
We should start with introductions.
**[01:55] Mile**
Huh?
**[01:56] Mavis**
I am Mavis von Austien, aged seventeen.
**[02:00] Mavis**
I come from a family of knights
and aim to become a swordswoman.
**[02:03] Reina**
Reina. I'm fifteen.
**[02:05] Reina**
I'm a mage, Hunter rank E,
and people call me "Crimson Reina."
**[02:09] Mile**
Oh! She gave herself the
"Crimson Reina" nickname again!
**[02:12] Mavis**
So you really aren't an
F-rank beginner, then.
**[02:15] Reina**
Well, no.
**[02:16] Pauline**
Oh! I'm hoping to become a mage, too.
**[02:19] Pauline**
Pauline. I'm fourteen,
and my family are merchants.
**[02:23] Pauline**
Reina-san, I hope to learn a
lot from you, if you don't mind.
**[02:26] Reina**
In that case, you're asking the wrong person.
**[02:29] Reina**
Right?
**[02:30] Mile**
Huh?
**[02:34] Reina**
Introductions. It's your turn.
**[02:37] Mile**
Oh, uh, right!
**[02:39] Mile**
Um... I'm Mile. Twelve years old.
**[02:41] Reina**
Your profession and rank?
**[02:43] Mile**
I-I-I hope to become a
mage and my r-rank is...
**[02:47] Mavis**
*Maybe C?*
**[02:48] Reina**
*Somewhere around B...*
**[02:49] Pauline**
*It couldn't be A, could it?*
**[02:51] Mile**
My rank is a rock-bottom F!
**[02:53] Mile**
I'm a novice Hunter!
**[02:55] Girls**
*That's a lie!*
**[02:57] Mile**
*They don't believe me!*
**[02:58] Mile**
*Could it be... at this rate...*
***SIGN*** Objection!
**[03:02] Mile**
*Will they put me on trial?*
**[03:04] Mile**
*Have a space-time inquest?*
**[03:07] Mile**
*It couldn't be torture, could it?*
**[03:08] Mile**
To try to uncover my secrets...
**[03:11] Reina**
You. Tell us the truth—
**[03:15] Mavis**
It's time. We should go.
**[03:18] Reina**
I guess so.
**[03:19] Pauline**
Mile-chan, you should come, too.
**[03:21] Mile**
Um... Where?
**[03:23] Pauline**
We'll be late to the new student orientation.
**[03:25] Mile**
Oh, that's right.
**[03:28] Mile**
* Thank goodness. I managed*
* to dodge that somehow.*
**[03:32] Mile**
Huh?
**[03:35] Mile**
*Maybe I didn't dodge it.*
**[03:39] Elbert**
I am Elbert, the school principal.
**[03:42] Elbert**
I'm here to cram what you would normally
learn over the course of several years
**[03:47] ---**
of your own experiences into six months.
**[03:49] Elbert**
The training will be brutal.
**[03:51] Elbert**
But if you manage to graduate,
you'll be awarded a D rank.
**[03:54] Background**
Whoa! That's amazing! He said D rank!
**[03:57] Elbert**
And... the student with the highest
scores will be awarded C rank.
**[04:01] Background**
Wow! Yay!
**[04:03] Mile**
* I have to make sure no one*
* finds out what I really am.*
**[04:07] Mile**
*Especially not those three.*
**[04:10] Elbert**
First, you'll show me what you can do.
**[04:21] Elbert**
Hold there!
**[04:23] Elbert**
You're pretty skilled, Mavis.
**[04:25] Mavis**
Thank you, sir.
**[04:27] Elbert**
Right. Next pair!
**[04:28] Mile**
Y-Yes, sir!
**[04:31] Mile**
* This time, I'll be normal.*
* I'll make this average.*
**[04:35] Mile**
*I'd like to be about fifth from the top.*
**[04:37] Mile**
*I'll just do whatever and lose quickly.*
**[04:40] Boy**
Look at who she's up against.
**[04:41] Boy**
Yeah, Moob. He's already an active Hunter.
**[04:44] Boy**
I heard he choked an orc to
death with his bare hands.
**[04:48] Mile**
* Just do whatever and lose quickly.*
* Just do whatever and lose quickly...*
**[04:51] Mile**
* And if possible, lose in*
* a way that doesn't hurt.*
**[04:54] Mile**
*I'm a girl who can be average!*
**[04:57] Mauve**
Bah! With a girl like this as my opponent,
forget interesting. This'll be nothing.
**[05:01] Mile**
I-I'm looking forward to a good bout!
**[05:03] Mauve**
Hey! If I'm gonna be fighting little girls,
I'd rather have that one over there.
**[05:08] Mauve**
This one's flat as a cutting board!
No fun at all!
**[05:11] Mile**
What?
**[05:13] Mauve**
Huh?
**[05:14] Mile**
I'll destroy you!
**[05:20] Mile**
My chest? You're talking about *my* chest?
**[05:21] Mile**
Is it such a crime to be flat?
**[05:23] Boy**
She took out Moob with one blow!
**[05:25] Boy**
Could you see any of that?
**[05:27] Boy**
No, I couldn't follow it at all.
**[05:29] Mile**
N-N-No! It's not what you think!
**[05:32] Mile**
He said his stomach hurt,
and then he just fell over!
**[05:35] Mavis**
I'm even more curious about you now.
**[05:38] Mile**
He just fell over! I'm telling the truth!
**[05:41] Pauline**
Mile-chan is really amazing, isn't she?
**[05:43] Reina**
Those weren't the moves of
someone applying to be a mage.
**[05:45] Reina**
What is with that girl?
**[05:47] Girl**
Fly, flames!
**[05:56] Elbert**
All right, next! Reina!
**[05:58] Reina**
Yes, sir!
**[05:59] Reina**
Blaze brightly, fires of hell!
**[06:02] Reina**
Burn through even the bones!
**[06:09] Elbert**
That's some pretty good magic.
**[06:11] Reina**
Thank you.
**[06:13] Elbert**
Right, next. Mile.
**[06:15] Mile**
Y-Yes, sir!
**[06:17] Mile**
*Average, average...*
**[06:18] Mile**
* This time... This time for sure,*
* I'll be average.*
**[06:21] Mile**
* If I use about half the*
* magic Reina-san used...*
**[06:24] Mile**
*I won't get it wrong this time.*
**[06:26] Mile**
Blaze brightly, fires of hell.
**[06:28] Mile**
Burn through even the bones!
**[06:33] Mile**
Perfect!
**[06:38] Mile**
Reina-san?
**[06:39] Reina**
You're not bad.
**[06:41] Mile**
Oh, no. I'm totally normal.
**[06:44] Mile**
You saw my magic just now, right?
**[06:46] Reina**
Yes. I saw it.
**[06:48] Reina**
You used my original spell, magic that only I should be able to use,
**[06:51] ---**
after seeing it only once.
**[06:54] Mile**
Original spell?
**[06:55] Reina**
You're going to explain how you did it.
**[06:59] Mile**
I just remembered something I need to do.
**[07:01] Mile**
If you'll excuse me!
**[07:06] Mile**
I did it again...
**[07:09] Nano**
There, there, Mile-sama.
It happens all the time, doesn't it?
**[07:12] Mile**
You could help me a little...
**[07:15] Mile**
You're so mean, Nano-chan.
**[07:17] Nano**
Those are my specs.
**[07:18] Nano**
Oh, hey.
**[07:19] Nano**
Isn't this the perfect time
to do that one thing?
**[07:22] Mile**
Oh, right!
**[07:25] Mile**
Just a little more and it'll be done!
**[07:30] Mile**
It's done!
**[07:32] Mile**
Listen to this, Marcelina!
**[07:34] Mile**
Though it's a little hard for me to say...
**[07:37] Mile**
Listen to this, Marcelina!
**[07:39] Mile**
I want to live a normal life, but...
**[07:42] Mile**
I just can't seem to do it!
**[07:45] Mile**
Thank you for listening, Marcelina!
**[07:51] Pauline**
What an unusual doll.
**[07:53] Mile**
Oh, this is an SD figure.
Sort of a Nendonaroid.
**[07:58] Mile**
By reducing the overall proportions,
its cuteness is accented...
**[08:02] Mile**
Huh?
**[08:04] Mile**
Um, how long have you been there?
**[08:07] Pauline**
Listen to this, Marcelina!
**[08:09] Pauline**
From around there.
**[08:11] Mile**
*She heard the whole thing!*
**[08:13] Pauline**
It really is very cute.
**[08:15] Mile**
Th-Thanks...
**[08:17] Pauline**
Where did you learn such a skill?
**[08:18] Mile**
Huh?
**[08:20] Mile**
*I took something I loved in my last life...*
**[08:21] Mile**
*And just made what I remembered.*
**[08:24] Mile**
*But there's no way I can say that!*
**[08:27] Pauline**
Stare...
**[08:30] Mile**
* She's watching me! Staring at me!*
* What do I do? What do I do?*
**[08:34] Mile**
It...
**[08:35] Pauline**
It?
**[08:38] Mile**
It's a secret family technique!
**[08:44] Pauline**
Oh, is it?
**[08:46] Mile**
Yes, it is!
**[08:48] Mile**
*Good! I managed to dodge the question!*
**[08:50] Pauline**
*I'm sure that's what she's thinking now.*
**[08:52] Pauline**
Actually, Mile-chan,
I came to invite you to tea.
**[08:56] Mile**
Tea?
**[09:00] Mile**
* My first day at the academy,*
* and I'm already going to a RL event!*
**[09:12] Reina**
You are going to tell us about yourself.
**[09:17] Mile**
* This tea set is starting to look*
* like a police station katsudon...*
**[09:20] Mile**
U-Um... I'm really just a
super-normal twelve-year-old.
**[09:25] Mavis**
Even though you defeated the
Hunter Moob with a single blow?
**[09:28] Mile**
It's a secret family technique.
**[09:30] Reina**
Even though you used magic only I can use?
**[09:33] Mile**
It was a secret family technique...
**[09:34] Reina**
I told you, I invented that spell!
**[09:36] Pauline**
Reina-san, please don't look so angry.
**[09:40] Pauline**
After all, we're not trying
to pick on Mile-chan.
**[09:44] Pauline**
We just want to learn more about each other
to get better acquainted. That's all.
**[09:49] Mavis**
Yes, that's true.
**[09:51] Reina**
Since we went to the trouble, I suppose
we should have some tea and sweets.
**[09:56] Reina**
It seems like we have a
long night ahead of us.
**[09:58] Mile**
*There's no escaping this!*
**[10:00] Mile**
*There's only one option left.*
**[10:04] Mile**
All right! I'll tell you!
**[10:09] Reina**
So, you're saying that a cabinet minister after
your abilities allied with a demon lord,
**[10:13] Reina**
and you were able to escape unscathed
with the help of a prince?
**[10:17] Mile**
Yes!
**[10:18] Mile**
I thought I was going to die!
**[10:20] Reina**
I see. That must have been tough.
**[10:22] Mile**
It really was!
**[10:24] Reina**
And who d'you think is
gonna believe that, moron?
**[10:27] Mile**
What?
**[10:29] Reina**
I've read that book, too!
**[10:31] Mile**
Oh no!
**[10:32] Pauline**
It *is* a bestseller.
**[10:34] Reina**
Are you mocking us?
**[10:37] Mile**
That wasn't my intention at all. Not at all.
**[10:40] Reina**
Then tell us the truth!
**[10:43] Mile**
What?
**[10:44] Pauline**
Now, now. Let's leave it there for now.
**[10:47] Reina**
What? Why? You're curious too, aren't you?
**[10:49] Pauline**
I am curious, but...
**[10:52] Pauline**
Everyone has something in their past
they'd rather not talk about, right?
**[10:56] Reina**
Well, yes, but...
**[10:58] Mavis**
Huh? I don't.
**[11:03] Pauline**
I have things I'd rather not talk about, too.
**[11:07] Pauline**
Which is why...
**[11:08] Pauline**
I hope you'll want to tell us one
day, when we're better friends.
**[11:12] Mile**
Pauline-san...
**[11:13] Reina**
I'm sorry for trying to force you to tell us.
**[11:16] Reina**
I'm looking forward to getting to know you.
**[11:17] Mile**
Reina-san!
**[11:20] Mile**
I'm not sure what you're saying, but...
**[11:24] Mile**
Thank you, everyone!
**[11:27] Pauline**
* I'm sure the doll Mile-chan*
* made would sell very well.*
**[11:31] Reina**
* It doesn't seem like she's any good at lying,*
* so she's probably not a bad person.*
**[11:34] Reina**
* But I'm going to make her tell*
* me the secret of her strength!*
**[11:39] Reina**
*Still...*
**[11:41] Pauline**
* For her to think she could fool us with*
* the plot from that popular novel...*
**[11:46] Girls**
*Is she... a ditz?*
**[11:52] Elbert**
Next, you'll show me your
strength in the field.
**[11:55] Elbert**
I've posted quests even you should be
able to clear on the bulletin board.
**[11:59] Elbert**
Form parties and complete them within a week.
**[12:04] Boy**
What do you think?
**[12:05] Boy**
Who would be good?
**[12:07] Mile**
Parties, huh?
***SIGN*** Stare...
**[12:15] Mavis**
Well, shall we go?
**[12:16] Reina**
If we don't hurry, all the
good ones will be gone.
**[12:19] Pauline**
With these four members,
our party's complete!
**[12:22] Mile**
Y-Yes!
**[12:25] Reina**
Defeating ten horned
rabbits clears this quest.
**[12:29] Mavis**
Those are the lowest-ranked monsters.
It should be simple.
**[12:32] Pauline**
But...
**[12:33] Pauline**
Where could they be?
**[12:36] Mile**
Leave it to me!
**[12:45] Mile**
There's one in the brush!
**[12:47] Mavis**
There really was one!
**[12:48] Reina**
How did you know that?
**[12:50] Mile**
It was just a little search magic.
**[12:52] Reina**
Seriously, what are you?
**[12:54] Pauline**
The quest is more important right now!
**[12:56] Mavis**
We'll start with one!
**[12:58] Mavis**
It's fast!
**[12:59] Reina**
With my magic, I'll—
**[13:03] Reina**
It takes too long to aim!
**[13:04] Pauline**
I'll do it!
**[13:06] Pauline**
Oh dear!
**[13:10] Mavis**
They're so fast.
**[13:12] Reina**
There's no way we're getting ten of those.
**[13:14] Pauline**
Do you think we aren't ready for this yet?
**[13:18] Mile**
Is this the first time you've
done a quest like this?
**[13:20] Mavis**
I've trained with the sword, though.
**[13:22] Pauline**
It's my first time, too.
**[13:24] Reina**
I'm not good at hitting
targets that keep moving.
**[13:26] Mile**
I see.
**[13:28] Mile**
*I can defeat them myself, but...*
**[13:30] Mile**
*But there's no point in that.*
**[13:35] Mile**
Laugh and have fun... Laugh and have fun...
**[13:37] Reina**
Wha...
**[13:38] Reina**
What are you doing?
**[13:40] Mile**
I've got it!
**[13:41] Mile**
Everyone! Do you want to get stronger?
**[13:44] Girls**
Huh?
**[13:47] Reina**
Gather, water!
**[13:48] Reina**
Come to me!
**[13:51] Mile**
Now, squeeze the water together tightly.
**[13:54] Mile**
Horned rabbits are small and agile,
**[13:57] Mile**
so we'll make this sphere small, too.
**[13:59] ---**
Try to imagine something
you can move quickly.
**[14:01] Reina**
Freeze!
**[14:03] Reina**
Change form!
**[14:04] Reina**
Sharpen into an icicle!
**[14:06] Mile**
Now!
**[14:06] Reina**
Go!
**[14:08] Reina**
I did it!
**[14:09] Mile**
A huge success!
**[14:11] Mile**
How are you doing, Pauline-san?
**[14:12] Pauline**
Dance, droplets!
**[14:13] Pauline**
Surge as hot as a passionate heart!
**[14:18] Pauline**
That's amazing! It's just
like you said, Mile-chan!
**[14:20] Mile**
With water magic,
practical applications are best.
**[14:23] Mile**
Being able to make hot water
is convenient in a lot of ways.
**[14:26] Reina**
You really do know all kinds of things.
**[14:28] Mile**
Uh... Um... They're secret
family techniques.
**[14:32] Reina**
Really?
**[14:33] Reina**
I'm gonna practice a little more.
**[14:34] Pauline**
So will I.
**[14:35] Mile**
I see.
**[14:36] Mile**
Good luck!
**[14:38] Mile**
Oh! You surprised me!
**[14:40] Mile**
Since you're a swordswoman,
Mavis-san, let's go over there...
**[14:47] Pauline**
That was a little unexpected.
**[14:49] Reina**
What was?
**[14:50] Pauline**
That you would just accept
Mile-chan's suggestion.
**[14:54] Reina**
She might be a mass of mysteries,
but her advice is right on point.
**[14:58] Reina**
She used that search magic earlier, too.
Her skills are the real deal.
**[15:03] Mile**
* If everyone gets stronger,*
* I'll stand out less.*
**[15:07] Mile**
* And by completing the quest,*
* it's two birds with one stone!*
**[15:11] Mile**
Now, I'll start at a normal person's speed
and gradually start coming at you faster.
**[15:16] Mile**
Mavis-san, I'd like you to
deflect all of my strikes.
**[15:20] Mavis**
All right.
**[15:21] Mile**
Here I come.
**[15:22] Mile**
Take this!
**[15:23] Mavis**
Whoa!
**[15:24] Mavis**
I can handle this much, no problem!
**[15:26] Mile**
Then I'll increase to 1.2x speed!
**[15:30] Mavis**
Y-You got any more?
**[15:32] Mile**
1.5x speed!
**[15:34] Mavis**
I-I'm barely keeping up...
**[15:36] Mile**
20x speed!
**[15:40] Mavis**
Wait! Did your eyes and voice just change?
**[15:50] Mile**
I'm so sorry! I started just having fun!
**[15:53] Mavis**
Mile...
**[15:54] Mile**
Yes?
**[15:55] Mavis**
You're amazing! Amazing!
**[15:57] Mavis**
I didn't know humans could move so fast!
**[15:59] Mavis**
One day, I, too, would like
to reach such heights!
**[16:02] Mavis**
Mile, please train me more!
**[16:05] Mile**
Mavis-san...
**[16:06] Mile**
All right!
**[16:07] Mile**
I'll use every means I
know of to make you stronger!
**[16:16] Mile**
First, you must put on this hachimaki.
***SIGN*** She Starts with Form First
**[16:21] Mavis**
Why are you dressed like that?
**[16:23] Mile**
Never mind that. Put it on.
***SIGN*** Lots of Things Mixed Together
**[16:29] Mile**
If the hachimaki touches
the ground, you start over!
**[16:34] Mile**
Don't rest. Keep up a constant pace.
**[16:38] Mile**
Strike at a speed where
you can't feel the heat.
**[16:44] Reina**
I have no idea what they're doing,
but that's some impressive training.
**[16:46] Pauline**
Yes, it is.
**[16:51] Reina**
We should start setting up camp soon.
**[16:53] Mile**
Yes, we should.
**[16:54] Mile**
First...
**[16:57] Mile**
A tent!
**[17:01] Mile**
Firewood!
**[17:04] Mile**
All that's left is food... Food...
**[17:06] Mile**
Orc meat!
**[17:08] Mile**
Well, should we have dinner—
**[17:11] Mile**
Huh?
**[17:14] Mavis**
To think you can use storage magic, too.
**[17:17] Pauline**
You're quite the valuable commodity—
**[17:19] Pauline**
No. I mean, if people found out about this,
**[17:21] ---**
there'd be no end to the invitations you'd get.
**[17:24] Reina**
Don't you dare tell anyone.
**[17:27] Mavis**
I got some very good training today,
thanks to Mile.
**[17:30] Mavis**
With this, even those horned rabbits will...
**[17:34] Mavis**
I forgot. My sword is...
**[17:36] Mile**
If that's all, let me see it.
**[17:40] Mile**
First, I'll bury it in the ground.
**[17:43] Mile**
* Carbon content, titanium,*
* high tensile steel...*
**[17:46] Mile**
* plus a lot of other things to make*
* a sword that won't ever break.*
**[17:49] Mile**
* In terms of keenness, it will be around*
* the fifth-sharpest in this world.*
**[17:52] Mile**
* The edge won't chip. It will*
* resist blood and grease.*
**[17:54] Mile**
* It will be a useful sword that*
* doesn't require maintenance.*
**[17:56] Mile**
*But it will look just like it used to.*
**[17:59] Mile**
Mile Blizzard!
**[18:15] Mile**
Here you go, Mavis-san.
**[18:17] Mavis**
You can fix swords too, Mile?
You really are amazing.
**[18:20] Reina**
How does burying a broken
sword in the ground fix it?
**[18:25] Mile**
I-I-It's...
**[18:26] Pauline**
A secret family technique. Right?
**[18:28] Mile**
Yes. Yes!
**[18:29] Reina**
Well, whatever.
**[18:33] Pauline**
*The storage magic earlier is the same.*
**[18:36] ---**
*This will be useful in business.*
**[18:40] Mavis**
It's amazingly sharp!
**[18:41] Mavis**
Thank you, Mile!
**[18:49] Mavis**
All right! I've cornered it!
**[18:52] Reina**
Got it! That makes ten!
**[18:55] Pauline**
We've completed our assignment!
**[18:56] Mavis**
We cleared it, thanks to Mile.
**[18:58] Mile**
No, no. I really didn't do anything.
**[19:01] Reina**
Too much humility is just
another form of bragging.
**[19:04] Mile**
It was my pleasure.
**[19:06] Pauline**
Now, let's get back.
**[19:08] Pauline**
If we don't return today, we'll fail.
**[19:13] Mile**
What was that?
**[19:18] Mavis**
A rock golem!
**[19:19] Pauline**
If I remember correctly...
**[19:21] Reina**
A group of four C ranks can
barely beat that monster!
**[19:25] Reina**
At our current level, we don't
stand a chance! We have to run!
**[19:30] Reina**
Mile!
**[19:31] Mile**
*What is that?*
**[19:32] Mile**
*How does it move?*
**[19:34] Mile**
*What's the power source? Where's the engine?*
**[19:36] Mile**
*What's the armor made of?*
**[19:40] Mile**
* It's truly a wonder of*
* otherworldly mechanisms!*
**[19:44] Mile**
* I want to pop it apart and*
* investigate every inch of it!*
**[19:49] Pauline**
Mile-chan!
**[19:50] Reina**
Is she trembling?
**[19:52] Mavis**
So even Mile is afraid of rock golems?
**[19:56] Reina**
They're behind us, too?
**[20:01] Mavis**
We don't have a choice.
**[20:03] Mavis**
Let's go, Reina! Pauline!
**[20:05] Mavis**
Before the ones back there reach us,
we'll break past the one ahead!
**[20:09] Reina**
We have no other options.
**[20:22] Mavis**
Oh no!
**[20:23] Pauline**
I won't let you!
**[20:25] Pauline**
There!
**[20:28] Reina**
Take this!
**[20:33] Reina**
Uh-oh!
**[20:34] Pauline**
Reina-san!
**[20:36] Mavis**
Over here!
**[20:40] Reina**
Focus your thoughts...
**[20:41] Reina**
Rapid fire!
**[20:45] Reina**
That got through!
**[20:46] Reina**
Aim for the joints, Mavis!
**[20:47] Mavis**
Got it!
**[20:53] Pauline**
Now!
**[20:54] Reina**
Mile! We're running... away?
**[20:57] Mile**
As I thought. This was built
up using magnetic force, right?
**[21:01] Mile**
You might even be able to
make this configuration!
**[21:03] Reina**
I'm just not surprised by her anymore.
**[21:07] Elbert**
I will now announce the
results of the assignment.
**[21:10] Elbert**
Squad A, elimination of big rats...
**[21:13] Elbert**
Failure.
***SIGN*** Depressed
**[21:14] Elbert**
Squad B, elimination of
fire-breathing toads...
**[21:17] Elbert**
Failure.
***SIGN*** Depressed
**[21:19] Elbert**
Squad C, elimination of ten horned rabbits...
**[21:22] Elbert**
Success.
**[21:23] Elbert**
Additionally, they crushed three rock golems
they encountered while on the quest.
**[21:28] Students**
What?!
**[21:30] Reina**
*This party could really make it!*
**[21:34] Mile**
*Assignment cleared!*
**[21:35] Mile**
*Wait! Are we standing out?*
**[21:37] Mile**
*Still...*
**[21:39] Mile**
*New companions...*
**[21:41] Mile**
*New friends...*
**[21:51] Arledy**
Everyone made it out safely?
**[21:53] Knight**
Thank you very much.
**[21:54] ---**
We owe it all to you, Arledy-sama.
**[21:57] Arledy**
I know this is sudden,
**[21:58] ---**
but I've discovered the location
of the three who wrecked my plans,
**[22:02] ---**
as well as the little kitten.
**[22:05] Knight**
Really?
**[22:06] Arledy**
Just you wait, Mile.
***SIGN*** Didn't I Say to Make My Abilities
Average in the Next Life?!
**[22:18] ---**
# E3 - Didn't I Say to Make My Graduation Plain and Simple?!
Source: [Crunchyroll](https://www.crunchyroll.com/watch/G6QW7VJ96/didnt-i-say-to-make-my-graduation-plain-and-simple)
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**[00:07] Mavis**
I can't sleep...
**[00:08] Reina**
Then should we talk about something?
**[00:10] Mile**
If you're going to do girl talk before sleep,
how about you talk romance?
**[00:14] Reina**
Then we'll start with you
since you suggested it, Mile.
**[00:16] Mile**
What? Me?
**[00:18] Mile**
I, uh...
**[00:20] Mile**
I've got nothing.
**[00:21] Reina**
What about you, Pauline?
**[00:23] Pauline**
I'm sorry. I've got nothing, too.
**[00:25] Reina**
Me neither. That's the end of that.
**[00:27] Mavis**
What?
**[00:28] Mavis**
Why didn't you ask me?
**[00:30] Reina**
Do you have anything?
**[00:31] Mavis**
Well... uh...
**[00:33] Mavis**
No.
**[00:35] Reina**
It just means that girls who
enroll at a place like this
**[00:37] ---**
don't have time for that kind of thing.
**[00:39] Mile**
If a story would be all right, I have one.
**[00:43] Reina**
Sounds good. Let's hear it.
**[00:45] Mile**
All right. I saw this on TV when I was little.
**[00:48] Girls**
TV?
**[00:50] Mile**
No, what I meant was, um...
**[00:53] Mile**
Yes. From an imaginary land called
"Japan," I bring you a wondrous tale.
**[00:57] ---**
This is *Altered Folktales From Japan*.
**[00:59] Pauline**
Oh, that sounds like fun!
**[01:03] Mile**
Once upon a time...
**[01:07] Mile**
That is how the hero, Peach,
managed to successfully defeat the ogres.
**[01:12] Mile**
And they all lived happily ever after.
**[01:15] Mavis**
That was great!
**[01:16] Pauline**
That's the first time I've heard a
story where animals were part of a party.
**[01:20] Reina**
Tell us more!
**[01:21] Mile**
I've already told you more than ten stories.
**[01:24] Reina**
They're fun! It makes you want to hear more!
**[01:27] Mile**
I've already told you all
the ones I remember...
**[01:30] Mile**
Oh.
**[01:31] Mile**
Do you mind if I change genres?
**[01:33] Reina**
Anything's fine, just tell us another!
**[01:38] Mavis**
The Goblingers are awesome!
**[01:40] Mavis**
"If a miracle's what we need,
then we'll make a miracle happen!"
**[01:43] Reina**
"I will show you... my true power!"
**[01:47] Pauline**
"A life lasts only 50 years!"
**[01:49] Reina**
What's with the pose?
**[01:53] Mile**
*I wonder if they've caught it now...*
**[01:55] Mile**
* That illness that otaku in the world I used*
* to live in were particularly susceptible to...*
**[02:01] Mile**
*Chuunibyou.*
***SIGN*** Didn't I Say to Make My Abilities
Average in the Next Life?!
***SIGN*** Episode 3
***SIGN*** Didn't I Say to Make My Graduation Plain and Simple?!
**[03:39] Nano**
Sorry this happened so suddenly,
**[03:41] Nano**
but six months have passed.
**[03:46] Boy A**
Mile-san...
**[03:47] Mile**
Yes?
**[03:49] Boy A**
We've decided to form a party
after graduation, and...
**[03:52] Boy A**
We were wondering if you'd join us, Mile-san.
**[03:55] Mile**
Um... I'm sorry.
**[03:57] Mile**
I've already promised my roommates.
**[04:01] Boy A**
We thought you might've...
**[04:03] Boy A**
Too bad.
**[04:06] Mile**
* Turning down invitations with that*
* excuse was Reina-san's idea...*
**[04:12] Mile**
It's... already graduation.
**[04:15] Nano**
What will you do, Mile-sama?
**[04:18] Mile**
My situation is complicated,
**[04:20] ---**
so I think I need to be
able to live on my own.
**[04:26] Mile**
Just when we were getting along so well.
**[04:33] Reina**
Oh, that's right.
**[04:34] Reina**
Where should we have our base?
**[04:37] Mile**
Our base?
**[04:39] Reina**
Our base of operations for our
party after we graduate, of course.
**[04:44] Mile**
What?
**[04:45] Reina**
It's not like any of you have
anywhere specific to go, right?
**[04:48] Reina**
And considering the way none of you
like to talk about your families,
**[04:51] Reina**
all three of you are in a difficult
position for various reasons.
**[04:55] Reina**
Anyone have any complaints?
**[04:56] Mavis**
I don't.
**[04:57] Pauline**
One day, I must return
to where I was born,
**[05:01] Pauline**
but for now I'd like to polish
my magic skills,
**[05:04] Pauline**
so if I could do that with all of you, then...
**[05:06] Reina**
Now then, there's only one left.
**[05:08] Mile**
M-M-My situation is really
super complicated, so...
**[05:12] Mile**
I'd only cause trouble if I was with you.
**[05:17] Reina**
And?
**[05:19] Mile**
I'm saying I'd only be trouble for you.
**[05:21] Reina**
I know that. What's the rest?
**[05:24] Mile**
The rest?
**[05:25] Reina**
If you have no other reasons,
then it's decided.
**[05:28] Mile**
Oh, but...
**[05:29] Reina**
That's enough! It's decided!
**[05:31] Reina**
Besides, you're always telling people
you promised your roommates, right?
**[05:35] Mile**
Huh? But, Reina-san, that's because you...
**[05:38] Reina**
Stop talking.
**[05:40] Reina**
We are forming a party!
**[05:43] Reina**
The matter is settled!
**[05:52] Reina**
Honestly!
**[06:01] Reina**
Listen up. As long as crimson
blood runs through our veins,
**[06:05] Reina**
we will never betray our friends.
**[06:07] Reina**
Our friendship will never be destroyed!
**[06:11] Girls**
Yeah!
**[06:14] ---**
I'm so hungry...
**[06:15] Reina**
Hey! What should we have for lunch?
**[06:17] Mavis**
Sometimes, it's nice to dig into some meat!
**[06:20] Elbert**
Squad C. Can I see you a minute?
**[06:22] Girls**
Huh?
**[06:27] Reina**
What's going on, Principal?
**[06:30] Elbert**
As you seem to be the most skilled
among the students this semester,
**[06:34] ---**
I have a favor to ask!
**[06:36] Mile**
Oh, no. We're not really...
**[06:37] Elbert**
Yes, you are!
**[06:39] Elbert**
Talent like yours hasn't been seen
since this place was founded!
**[06:42] Mile**
Huh?
**[06:44] Mavis**
Um, so, what is this favor you wanted?
**[06:47] Elbert**
This time, it's been decided that at the
Graduation Certification Mock Battle,
**[06:50] Elbert**
a team representing the
students will fight B-rank Hunters.
**[06:55] Reina**
I see. And you want us to be
the representatives, right?
**[06:59] Mavis**
Of course we'll do it!
**[07:00] Mavis**
Being a representative would be an honor!
**[07:03] Elbert**
No. It's not just the fight.
**[07:05] Elbert**
I want you to win!
**[07:06] Girls**
What?
**[07:07] Reina**
I'd heard that the mock battle
was just a test of skill,
**[07:10] ---**
and that who won or lost didn't matter.
**[07:13] Elbert**
That's how it's supposed to be, but...
**[07:15] Elbert**
This time, if we don't win, this school...
**[07:18] Elbert**
will be shut down!
**[07:19] Girls**
What?
**[07:21] Elbert**
Our school doesn't produce
impressive results,
**[07:24] ---**
and there have always been people
who say it's a waste,
**[07:27] Elbert**
but the other day, an influential noble
suddenly imposed the condition I just gave you.
**[07:33] Mile**
Are B rank Hunters really that strong?
**[07:36] Reina**
Just ten of them can complete
national-level quests.
**[07:40] Reina**
To be blunt, for people C rank or lower
to beat them would take a miracle.
**[07:43] Mile**
There's that much of a difference...
**[07:45] Elbert**
I understand that.
**[07:47] Elbert**
And the lack of results is
entirely my responsibility.
**[07:51] Elbert**
But I don't want to let
them close this school!
**[07:54] Elbert**
All of you, please! I'm begging you!
**[07:57] Mile**
No, no. We couldn't possibl—
**[07:58] Girls**
Leave it to us!
**[08:00] Mile**
What?
**[08:06] Elbert**
This is the day you will
take the final step of
**[08:09] ---**
your six-month-long Hunter
training school curriculum...
**[08:12] Elbert**
The Graduation Certification Mock Battle.
**[08:14] Elbert**
Show me all the skills you've
worked so hard to attain!
**[08:22] Mile**
After that, I might have to be like
the main character in an anime
**[08:25] ---**
and put my life on the line in this fight...
**[08:28] Arledy**
Oh my!
**[08:29] Mile**
Huh?
**[08:31] Arledy**
I've missed you, my sweetheart.
**[08:35] Mile**
What?!
**[08:38] Mile**
Wh-Why are you here?
**[08:44] Mile**
Reina-san and the others said you'd
been handed off to the military police.
**[08:50] Arledy**
I'm sorry it's so cramped in here.
**[08:52] Arledy**
This is a waiting room prepared just for me.
**[08:58] Arledy**
Seeing a lovely young girl tense with
anxiety is very stimulating, too.
**[09:05] Mile**
Hurry up and tell me! Why is the
boss of a kidnapping ring here?
**[09:09] Arledy**
I'm quite an influential noble,
**[09:11] ---**
so even if the police come,
I can send them away...
**[09:16] Arledy**
Though even I couldn't prevent my underlings
from being temporarily taken away.
**[09:19] Arledy**
Power really is useful, don't you think?
**[09:23] Mile**
Could it be that you're one who said
the school should be shut down?
**[09:27] Arledy**
What a very good guess.
**[09:28] Mile**
Why would you do something like that?
**[09:30] Arledy**
It's payback for ruining my Thrilling,
Fully-Loaded, Lovely Girl Harem Plan!
***SIGN*** Thrilling, Fully-Loaded, Lovely Girl Harem Plan♥
**[09:36] Mile**
*So that was the name of her plan.*
**[09:39] Mile**
Never mind that!
**[09:40] Mile**
If you have a grudge against me,
you should just go after me!
**[09:44] Arledy**
That's no fun at all.
**[09:46] Arledy**
But if you insist, I don't
mind changing the conditions.
**[09:50] Mile**
Huh?
**[09:51] Arledy**
If your lot can't beat my
B-rank Hunters with straight wins,
**[09:56] Arledy**
you will become my property.
**[10:05] Arledy**
If you're all right with that,
**[10:06] ---**
I'll take back the condition
of closing down the school.
**[10:09] Mile**
*I might be able to win, but everyone else...*
**[10:13] Mile**
* But if I could save the school*
* in exchange for just me...*
**[10:18] Mile**
All right.
**[10:21] Knight A**
Getting 100 gold coins just for
beating these fledglings...
**[10:25] ---**
The boss is pretty generous.
**[10:27] Knight B**
Still, these guys were lucky last time.
**[10:31] Mage B**
All the explosives we had in our hideout
happened to explode for some reason.
**[10:35] Mage A**
Which means this job
will be a profitable one.
**[10:39] Reina**
Huh? Aren't they the kidnappers from before?
**[10:41] Pauline**
Oh! You're right.
**[10:43] Pauline**
I thought the military police
had taken them away.
**[10:46] Mavis**
Why are they here?
**[10:48] Reina**
I don't know, but why not?
**[10:50] Reina**
It gives us the chance for a
rematch from six months ago!
**[10:54] Mile**
Say, everyone! Let's not, "Just go for it!"
Instead, let's, "Go carefully," okay?
**[10:58] Reina**
What's that supposed to mean?
**[11:00] Mile**
Even if we lose here, the school
won't get shut down, so...
**[11:03] Girls**
Huh?
**[11:04] Pauline**
What do you mean?
**[11:06] Mile**
The influential noble withdrew the
condition of the school's closure.
**[11:10] Mile**
...is what I heard from the principal.
**[11:12] Mavis**
Really? Is that so.
**[11:14] Mile**
So you really don't need to—
**[11:15] Reina**
Even so! This is still a chance for
us to make a name for ourselves!
**[11:18] Mile**
What?
**[11:19] Mavis**
That's true.
**[11:21] Mavis**
And I couldn't stand losing
to the likes of them twice.
**[11:23] Mavis**
We aim for victory no
matter the difficulties!
**[11:25] Mavis**
Just like the Goblingers!
**[11:27] Mile**
What? H-Hang on!
**[11:29] Mile**
I'm telling you, "Go carefully!"
**[11:33] Mavis**
It's been a while, kidnapper.
**[11:35] Knight B**
I'm sure you've improved a
bit in the last six months.
**[11:38] Knight B**
I'm planning to go all-out today,
so this might be over in an instant.
**[11:42] Mavis**
I'll do my very best to persevere,
so that doesn't happen.
**[11:47] Nano**
Don't worry.
**[11:48] Mile**
Don't talk like it's no big deal.
**[11:50] Mile**
She's up against someone at B rank.
**[11:52] Nano**
Please observe.
**[11:53] Mavis**
Here it comes!
**[11:54] Mavis**
The ultimate technique drilled into my body
through hellish, blood-soaked training!
**[11:58] Mavis**
Godspeed Sword!
**[11:59] Mavis**
1.2x normal speed!
**[12:03] Knight B**
Sh-She's fast!
**[12:08] Mile**
What?
**[12:08] Nano**
Thanks to your training, Mile-sama, those
girls' skills all easily exceed B-rank levels.
**[12:17] Mavis**
Now that we've warmed up,
**[12:19] Mavis**
how about we both get serious?
**[12:22] Knight B**
Sh-She's not serious yet?
**[12:25] Mavis**
Godspeed Sword! 1.3x speed!
**[12:32] Referee**
Hold it right there! Winner: Mavis!
**[12:35] Referee**
Medics!
**[12:37] Mavis**
But I still had two more levels to go...
**[12:40] Mavis**
I guess that's all right.
**[12:42] Arledy**
What? What do you think you're doing?
**[12:46] Pauline**
I look forward to a good match.
**[12:48] Mage B**
That last girl really transformed
herself in the last six months.
**[12:51] Mage B**
Every once in a while, someone of
unprecedented talent appears in our world.
**[12:54] Mage B**
But there aren't very many of them.
**[12:57] Mage B**
Seems I drew the short straw with you.
**[12:59] Pauline**
I apologize if I'm not able to
live up to your expectations.
**[13:02] Mage B**
The others don't look like
anything special either.
**[13:05] Mage B**
It may call itself the Hunter Prep School,
but letting kids in...
**[13:09] Mage B**
I guess its standards have dropped?
**[13:11] Mage B**
It seems like those kids would get
annihilated the first time they got sent out.
**[13:14] Mage B**
Still, if they tried to just join a party,
they'd only hold them back.
**[13:18] Pauline**
Please stop that.
**[13:19] Mage B**
Huh?
**[13:20] Pauline**
You can say whatever you like about me.
**[13:23] Pauline**
If I think of you as a troublesome customer,
it doesn't bother me at all.
**[13:27] Pauline**
But I will not tolerate any
insult to my dear friends.
**[13:32] Mage B**
Huh? I'm just calling it like I see it.
**[13:35] Mage B**
They're both pipsqueaks
with thin little bodies.
**[13:38] ---**
The very definition of
small-fry cannon fodder—
**[13:39] Pauline**
I told you, I will tolerate none of that!
**[13:44] Mage B**
What? A mage flinging
herself into close combat?
**[13:47] Mage B**
Rage, flames!
**[13:49] Mage B**
Into a burning fireball, to scorch
the enemy before me to nothing!
**[13:52] Mage B**
Fireball!
**[13:59] Mage B**
Oh, dear. That was a direct hit, wasn't it?
**[14:01] Mile**
Pauline-san!
**[14:02] Mage B**
With those burns, you can't
keep fighting, can you?
**[14:05] Mage B**
Just give up now.
**[14:07] Pauline**
Dull the sense of pain.
Regenerate muscle tissue.
**[14:10] Pauline**
Repair arteries and veins.
Restore skin tissue.
**[14:13] Pauline**
Mega Heal!
**[14:20] Mage B**
You're kidding me!
**[14:21] Mage B**
Even my teacher couldn't
use that legendary healing magic!
**[14:24] Mage B**
How can a little girl like you possibly...
**[14:27] Pauline**
You can attack me as much as you'd like.
**[14:29] Pauline**
I'll heal it all, then bring this staff down on
the head of the person who insulted my friends.
**[14:37] Mage B**
I... I give! I surrender!
**[14:40] Referee**
Winner: Pauline!
**[14:43] Arledy**
Wh-What's going on?
**[14:46] Pauline**
That was so scary!
**[14:47] Mavis**
You did good!
**[14:49] Mile**
*Th-The way Pauline-san fights is terrifying!*
**[14:52] Mile**
*It's too scary!*
**[14:54] Reina**
My turn next.
**[14:57] Mage A**
*What's with those last two?*
**[15:00] Mage A**
* Could this one have increased*
* her abilities, too?*
**[15:03] Reina**
* This old man... He seems like he's*
* got both skills and experience,*
**[15:06] ---**
*so why did he turn to evil deeds?*
**[15:09] Reina**
* Oh! Could it be that he needs to*
* earn money, even dirty money,*
**[15:12] ---**
*to support lots of children?*
**[15:15] Reina**
Do you have a family?
**[15:18] Mage A**
You're so arrogantly
certain you can beat me,
**[15:20] ---**
you're worried about the
family I'll leave behind?
**[15:23] Mage A**
Roaring flames of ultimate fire!
**[15:24] Mage A**
Enshroud and burn my enemy to ash!
**[15:27] Referee**
Stop! That magic will kill her!
**[15:30] Mage A**
Hellfire!
**[15:35] Mage A**
Did you see that? My greatest spell.
**[15:38] Referee**
Put out those flames now!
**[15:39] Reina**
No need for that.
**[15:44] Mage A**
What?
**[15:45] Reina**
I'm best at fire magic,
**[15:48] ---**
but lately, I've gotten really
good at ice magic, too.
**[15:51] Reina**
Now, it's my turn!
**[15:54] Reina**
Roaring flames of ultimate fire!
**[15:56] Reina**
Enshroud and burn my enemy to ash!
**[15:58] Reina**
Hellfi—
**[15:59] Mage A**
W-W-Wait!
**[16:00] Mage A**
I don't have magic to counter that!
**[16:02] Mage A**
I'll die!
**[16:04] Mage A**
I give up! I surrender!
**[16:06] Reina**
What? You're the one who used
it in the first place.
**[16:08] Reina**
No fair.
**[16:10] Referee**
Winner: Reina!
**[16:13] Pauline**
Just what you'd expect from Reina.
**[16:16] Mile**
*Thank goodness.*
**[16:17] Mile**
*No one's gotten injured. They're all fine.*
**[16:20] Reina**
Mile!
**[16:21] Mile**
Yes?
**[16:22] Reina**
You're the last one.
Go get us a perfect victory!
**[16:27] Mile**
* Now, I just need to win in a way that doesn't*
* make me stand out and end all of this quietly.*
**[16:38] Mile**
Huh?
**[16:38] Mile**
I'm not really sure what's going on,
but did I just win by default?
**[16:43] Mile**
*That's lucky!*
**[16:44] Mile**
*This is the least flashy way to win, right?*
**[16:47] Arledy**
I won't let that happen.
**[16:49] Mile**
Huh?
**[16:52] Arledy**
Thump.
**[16:57] Arledy**
I will fight you in his place.
**[17:00] Mile**
Huh?
**[17:01] Mavis**
That's... the boss behind
the kidnappings, right?
**[17:04] Reina**
Oh! You're right!
**[17:06] Arledy**
If I win, you will comply with
the conditions we set earlier.
**[17:11] Arledy**
By the way, I used to be an A-rank Hunter.
**[17:14] Mile**
What?
**[17:15] Arledy**
It's usually my policy to cherish
pretty little girls,
**[17:19] Arledy**
but seeing a face contorted in pain might
not be so bad once in a while.
**[17:28] Arledy**
Huh?
**[17:31] Arledy**
She's strong!
**[17:34] Arledy**
So fast!
**[17:49] Arledy**
*What's with her physical abilities?*
**[17:51] Arledy**
*Her movement isn't refined at all, and yet*
**[17:54] Arledy**
*it's taking everything I have to manage her?*
**[17:57] Arledy**
*I have no choice.*
**[17:59] Arledy**
I'll let you see a skill I've been
saving for a special occasion.
**[18:02] Arledy**
If I use this, you'll
end up quite battered,
**[18:05] Arledy**
so I'd really rather not, but...
**[18:08] Arledy**
You won't want to give up, will you?
**[18:10] Arledy**
After all, you embody all of my ideals...
**[18:13] Arledy**
in that modest chest of yours!
**[18:18] Mile**
You said it again, didn't you?
**[18:20] Arledy**
What? This is—
**[18:23] Arledy**
It's the same as that other time.
**[18:25] Arledy**
It couldn't be... *You* caused that explosion?
**[18:29] Mile**
Didn't I say that I'm still growing?!
**[18:34] Mile**
Oh no!
**[18:49] Mile**
Please concede this match.
**[18:52] Arledy**
I-I give up!
**[18:54] Arledy**
And I'll confess to all
the bad things I've done!
**[18:57] Arledy**
Please forgive me!
**[19:04] Elbert**
You were splendid!
**[19:05] Elbert**
Forget saving the school
from getting closed down.
**[19:09] Elbert**
You uncovered the crimes of a corrupt noble!
**[19:11] ---**
Our reputation with His Majesty and
those allied with him is skyrocketing!
**[19:14] Elbert**
I've been promised a budget
increase starting next year!
**[19:19] Swordsman**
Mavis-kun!
**[19:20] Mavis**
Yes?
**[19:22] Swordsman**
I'm from the Emerald Gale.
**[19:25] Swordsman**
Will you join us?
**[19:27] Mavis**
What?
**[19:27] Warrior**
Pauline!
**[19:28] Warrior**
Come join the Scorching Thunder!
**[19:31] Warrior**
We've got a lot of rowdy types,
so we're always getting injured.
**[19:34] Mage**
Reina!
**[19:35] Mage**
Won't you join us in the Glittering Dusk?
**[19:38] Mage**
Most of us are mages.
**[19:42] Gren**
Mile!
**[19:44] Gren**
Come join my Roaring Mithrils.
You'd be greatly welcome.
**[19:47] Elbert**
What's this?
**[19:48] Elbert**
The Roaring Mithrils are among the
highest-rated parties, even among B ranks!
**[19:52] Elbert**
If you study hard under
them from your young age,
**[19:54] ---**
even S rank wouldn't be out of reach!
**[19:57] Elbert**
You'd be the pride of my school!
**[19:59] Mile**
I'm sorry, I have to decline.
**[20:02] Mile**
I promised my roommates.
**[20:05] Girls**
We have to decline, too!
**[20:07] Girls**
Because we promised our roommates!
**[20:11] Mile**
Are we really doing this?
**[20:13] Reina**
I don't know why we wouldn't!
**[20:15] Pauline**
Of course!
**[20:16] Mavis**
Let's do it!
**[20:20] Mile**
We may have been born in
different places and times!
**[20:24] Mavis**
But we are as close as family!
**[20:27] Pauline**
We have become friends who
will walk the same path!
**[20:29] Reina**
And even if one day our paths should part...
**[20:33] Mile**
As long as crimson blood
flows through my veins...
**[20:36] Girls**
Our friendship will never die!
**[20:39] Girls**
We four are friends bound in spirit!
**[20:42] Girls**
And we are...
**[20:44] Girls**
The Crimson Vow!
**[20:51] Mavis**
We nailed it.
**[20:52] Reina**
This is the best feeling!
**[20:54] Pauline**
I think I could get addicted to this!
**[21:01] Mile**
* With all of this, we'll keep attracting*
* attention even after graduation...*
**[21:05] Mile**
Huh? Where's Pauline-san?
**[21:11] Pauline**
One is three silver coins.
**[21:13] Pauline**
If you get all four, we'll give you a
steep discount at one small gold coin!
**[21:16] Customer A**
Give me a Reina-chan!
**[21:17] Customer B**
Can I have one Mavis-oneesama?
**[21:20] Customer C**
I want a Mile-chan!
**[21:21] Customer D**
Three of Pauline-chan!
**[21:22] Customer E**
Three full sets!
**[21:24] Mile**
Wh-Wh-What is all this?
**[21:26] Mile**
Is it WonFes? Are we at WonFes?
**[21:28] Reina**
The dolls you make all
the time caught her eye.
**[21:31] Reina**
She said she used those as
prototypes and mass produced them.
**[21:34] Mile**
Now you mention it,
she did ask to borrow them...
**[21:36] Mile**
* After reincarnating into another world,*
* I'm getting my WonFes debut?*
**[21:39] Mavis**
She said it's to build up funds for the
Crimson Vow's activities after graduation.
**[21:43] Mavis**
That's our financial affairs officer for you!
**[21:46] Customer A**
Oh! It's Reina-chan!
**[21:47] Customer B**
Mavis-oneesama!
**[21:49] Customer C**
Mile-chan!
**[21:50] Customer D**
Autograph this!
**[21:51] Customer E**
I want a handshake!
**[21:53] Mile**
I was wrong about WonFes!
**[21:55] Mile**
This is more like they came to meet idols!
**[21:57] Mile**
No, no! Don't give up!
**[21:59] Mile**
In this, my second life,
**[22:01] ---**
I will find super average,
completely normal happiness!
**[22:05] Mile**
I will find it!
**[22:08] ---**
# E4 - Didn't I Say This Was the Crimson Vow's First Step?!
Source: [Crunchyroll](https://www.crunchyroll.com/watch/GRW4WGPEY/didnt-i-say-this-was-the-crimson-vows-first-step)
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**[00:01] Reina**
So, everyone's okay with us making
this our base for now, right?
**[00:05] Reina**
It's a small room with four
beds and nothing else,
**[00:08] Reina**
but this cheap inn is where
we'll make our start!
**[00:11] Reina**
The place where the legend
of the Crimson Vow begins!
**[00:19] Pauline**
The first thing we need is a stable income.
**[00:22] Pauline**
We need money for food and
weapons and things, after all.
**[00:25] Mavis**
For now, we need about
ten gold coins a month.
**[00:29] Reina**
That's another reason we have to go out
and tear through those Hunter quests.
**[00:33] Reina**
Doing that will get us out of this cheap hotel,
**[00:35] Reina**
and to a much bigger inn with a bath!
**[00:37] Mile**
What?
**[00:39] Mile**
This place might be cheap,
but it's nice, you know.
**[00:42] Mile**
Though, the rooms are a little old,
the toilet is shared,
**[00:45] Mile**
and the walls are thin so you can
hear what's going on next door.
**[00:49] Mile**
Well, you can't expect more. It's nice,
but it is a cheap inn, after all.
**[00:53] Mavis**
Indeed. It's a nice place,
but it is a cheap inn.
**[00:58] Lenny**
Stop calling our place a cheap inn!
**[01:01] Lenny**
If you'd be quiet and listen,
you'd see how horrible you sound!
**[01:04] Lenny**
Besides which, you said you had
no money and nowhere to go,
**[01:06] ---**
so I charged you even less!
**[01:10] Lenny**
You could show a little gratitude!
**[01:12] Girls**
Yes, ma'am. We're very sorry.
**[01:15] Lenny**
Which is why...
**[01:17] Lenny**
Young ladies, it's time
to show what you've got!
**[01:20] Girls**
Huh?
**[01:25] Mile**
Thank you for waiting!
**[01:28] Mile**
Your roasted orc with mandragora!
**[01:30] Customer**
Oh. Thanks.
**[01:32] Mile**
Make it more delicious!
Make it more delicious!
**[01:35] Mile**
Moe! Moe! Kyun!
**[01:42] Reina**
We're supposed to do that, too?
**[01:44] Pauline**
What does, "Moe! Moe!" mean?
**[01:46] Mavis**
No idea...
**[01:49] Lenny**
*I was right!*
**[01:52] Lenny**
*I'm glad I had the girls come here.*
**[01:56] Mile**
Moe! Moe! Kyun!
**[01:59] Nano**
My goodness.
**[02:00] Nano**
Making a living sure is
difficult, isn't it, Mile-sama?
**[02:03] Mile**
* To think I'd come to another world*
* and be forced to work in a maid café...*
***SIGN*** Didn't I Say to Make My Abilities
Average in the Next Life?!
***SIGN*** Episode 4
***SIGN*** Didn't I Say This Was the Crimson Vow's First Step?!
**[03:45] Nano**
This is the Hunters' Guild in the Kingdom of Tils.
**[03:51] Pauline**
Do you see any good quests?
**[03:54] Mavis**
None of them really feel right.
**[03:57] Mavis**
Orcs are too easy.
**[03:59] ---**
And we don't have enough
people to hunt kobolds.
**[04:01] Reina**
We can't settle for just any old quest!
**[04:04] Reina**
After all, this will be the
Crimson Vow's first job!
**[04:08] Mile**
Hey, what about this one?
**[04:09] Mile**
Collecting rock lizard materials.
**[04:12] Mile**
Each lizard gets us fifteen small gold coins.
**[04:15] Pauline**
That's a nice reward!
**[04:17] Mavis**
And it's a quest that
C-rank Hunters can handle.
**[04:19] Reina**
It's decided!
**[04:21] Girls**
Huh?
**[04:22] Reina**
The Crimson Vow's first quest...
**[04:24] Reina**
That's it!
**[04:32] Reina**
Hang on! No one said anything about this!
**[04:34] Pauline**
Rock lizards are...
**[04:35] Mile**
They're huge!
**[04:38] Mile**
And they run fast!
**[04:40] Reina**
I can beat it with fire magic, but burning
it to a crisp won't let us fulfill the quest!
**[04:45] Pauline**
This is quite a problem!
**[04:49] Mavis**
Running won't accomplish anything!
**[04:51] Mavis**
Leave this to me!
**[05:12] Reina**
Mavis...
**[05:14] Pauline**
She made it angry.
**[05:17] Mile**
We have to do something!
**[05:19] Mile**
Oh, I know!
**[05:20] Mile**
Reina-san. Pauline-san.
**[05:30] Mavis**
Uh-oh...
**[05:34] Mavis**
No one told me it could stand, too!
**[05:39] Mavis**
Huh?
**[05:44] Mavis**
I-It's freezing.
**[05:45] Reina**
Perfect Freeze!
**[05:47] Pauline**
Ultra Freeze!
**[05:57] Mile**
Mavis-san! Now!
**[06:00] Mavis**
Mile!
**[06:09] Mavis**
Got it.
**[06:11] Mavis**
But it's freezing!
**[06:12] Mile**
Mavis-san! Well done!
**[06:14] Pauline**
But why did ice magic make
the rock lizard stop?
**[06:20] Mile**
Oh. That's simple.
**[06:22] Mile**
We made use of a characteristic
of cold-blooded animals.
**[06:25] Mile**
Lizards, reptiles in general,
and other poikilotherms'
**[06:28] ---**
internal temperatures change according
to the external temperature.
**[06:31] Mile**
That's why, if you use ice magic to suddenly
lower the temperature, they stop moving.
**[06:37] Pauline**
Really? Mile-chan, you're so knowledgeable!
**[06:40] Mavis**
Where did you learn to fight like this?
**[06:43] Reina**
"Perfect Freeze," "Ultra Freeze"...
**[06:46] ---**
You even told us what the spells were called.
**[06:48] Reina**
What do the names mean?
**[06:49] Mile**
Huh?
**[06:50] Mile**
Uh... well...
**[06:53] Huge hero**
Hup!
**[06:56] Huge hero**
Ultra Freeze!
**[07:03] Mile**
I-It's a secret family technique...
**[07:06] Mavis**
Well, names aside, I understand the logic.
**[07:11] Mavis**
At any rate...
**[07:13] Mavis**
Capture of one rock lizard! Success!
**[07:16] Pauline**
It's wonderful!
**[07:17] Mile**
We did it!
**[07:19] Reina**
This is the first step for the Crimson Vow!
**[07:23] Shopkeeper**
Ten small gold coins, I think.
**[07:26] Girls**
Huh?
**[07:27] Reina**
B-B-But I'm sure that the request from the
Abbott Firm said fifteen small gold coins.
**[07:32] Shopkeeper**
That's if it were in perfect condition.
**[07:36] Shopkeeper**
But, you see?
**[07:37] Shopkeeper**
On the neck. There's a sword wound.
**[07:41] Shopkeeper**
Besides which, it's been more than three
days since you caught it, correct?
**[07:45] Shopkeeper**
It's degraded over that time.
**[07:47] Mavis**
A sword wound?
**[07:48] ---**
We had to fight it to capture it,
so that's just a matter of course!
**[07:51] Mavis**
Plus, the neck will get cut when
you break it down anyway!
**[07:55] Mavis**
And as far as time goes, it's only been a
little over two days since we caught it.
**[07:59] Shopkeeper**
Even so...
**[08:01] Shopkeeper**
Those are our standards, you see.
**[08:04] Mile**
Oh, but...
**[08:08] Shopkeeper**
* There's no way these little novice Hunter girls*
* can possibly know the value of things yet.*
**[08:12] Shopkeeper**
* As I'm a veteran merchant, I'll wheedle*
* them down to a bargain price.*
**[08:16] Pauline**
All right.
**[08:18] Everyone**
Huh?
**[08:19] Mile**
Wha... Pauline-san?
**[08:21] Pauline**
I suppose there's no helping it,
if you put it like that.
**[08:24] Shopkeeper**
Yes, exactly!
**[08:26] Shopkeeper**
Now, I won't treat you
badly, so just do as I—
**[08:28] Pauline**
Mile...
**[08:29] Pauline**
Please put the rock lizard back in storage.
**[08:31] Everyone**
Huh?
**[08:32] Pauline**
It seems the materials weren't
in the desired condition,
**[08:35] Pauline**
so this quest was a failure. Right?
**[08:38] Pauline**
Well, if you'll excuse us.
**[08:40] Shopkeeper**
W-Wait! I never said I
wouldn't buy it from you!
**[08:44] Pauline**
Oh, no. Supplying damaged goods
only worth ten small gold coins
**[08:48] Pauline**
would bring shame on our party.
**[08:50] Shopkeeper**
Oh... but... I mean...
**[08:52] Pauline**
But it really is such a shame.
**[08:54] Pauline**
We went through all that trouble to catch
so many, and it was all for nothing.
**[08:58] Pauline**
Right, Mile?
**[09:00] Mile**
Huh? Oh! Yes.
**[09:03] Mile**
Rock lizard!
**[09:05] Shopkeeper**
Huh?
**[09:08] Shopkeeper**
Huh?
**[09:09] Shopkeeper**
Huh?
**[09:10] Shopkeeper**
What?
**[09:12] Shopkeeper**
With this many, we'll be rolling in mon—
**[09:15] Pauline**
Fortunately, we hadn't entered
into an agreement yet.
**[09:19] Pauline**
Oh! About the two small gold coin
penalty for breach of contract...
**[09:22] Pauline**
We've made sure to leave
it with the Hunters' Guild.
**[09:24] Pauline**
Please don't worry.
**[09:26] Shopkeeper**
Oh! Oh, but...!
**[09:29] Pauline**
* You should regret your decision to pick*
* a fight with the daughter of merchants.*
**[09:37] Mile**
*Pauline-san... is terrifying!*
**[09:40] Mavis**
I'm glad it worked out, though...
**[09:42] Mavis**
That the quest itself was invalid,
so it wasn't a failure on our part.
**[09:47] Reina**
Of course not.
**[09:48] Reina**
It was the client who didn't stick
to the facts laid out in the request.
**[09:52] Reina**
What do you mean, "ten small gold coins"?
**[09:54] ---**
He was underestimating us
just because we're new!
**[09:57] Pauline**
Now, now.
**[09:58] Pauline**
The Hunters' Guild bought all our rock
lizards at a fair price, after all...
**[10:04] Pauline**
And trust in that cheating
merchant has plummeted.
**[10:07] Pauline**
Everything is going just as I planned.
**[10:13] Reina**
Anyway! We just need to keep it
up and charge ahead tomorrow!
**[10:26] Reina**
Carelessness is the greatest enemy, Mavis.
**[10:32] Mavis**
Thanks.
**[10:34] Pauline**
Not at all.
**[10:37] Mile**
There!
**[10:43] Mile**
Rain, rain! Fall, fall! I'm so happy!
**[10:47] Mile**
Mom is coming to pick me
up with a paper umbrella.
**[10:51] Pauline**
Where is that song from?
**[10:51] Mile**
Drip, drop! Splash, splash! So much fun!
**[10:53] Mile**
Oh, it's just... A secret family technique!
**[10:57] Pauline**
That aside, our work was
perfect yesterday, wasn't it?
**[11:01] Mavis**
It could be that we're stronger
than we think we are.
**[11:05] Mavis**
We might really be able to
become legendary Hunters.
**[11:08] Mavis**
Maybe.
**[11:10] Mile**
I'm fine with being a normal Hunter.
**[11:12] Mavis**
*No matter how you look at it, Mile is...*
**[11:14] Pauline**
*...probably not ever going to be normal.*
**[11:17] Reina**
You're all still too naïve.
**[11:19] Girls**
Huh?
**[11:20] Reina**
If you're satisfied with
this level of accomplishment,
**[11:22] Reina**
forget legendary! Even A rank
will just be a dream!
**[11:26] Reina**
We have to complete even
more difficult quests,
**[11:28] Reina**
so we can level up!
**[11:31] Mavis**
Level up?
**[11:32] Mile**
Us?
**[11:33] Reina**
That's right!
**[11:34] Reina**
Picking our next quest
with that point in mind...
**[11:41] Pauline**
Reina?
**[11:43] Mavis**
This is...
**[11:44] Reina**
A request to guard merchants.
**[11:55] Old man**
Somehow, I just can't get
into my usual rhythm...
**[11:58] Old man**
I never imagined cute girls like you
would be the Hunters to guard us.
**[12:04] Pauline**
Oh my! You think we're cute?
**[12:06] Mavis**
Please rest easy. In spite of
our looks, we're C-rank Hunters.
**[12:11] Mavis**
Right?
**[12:11] Mile**
Huh?
**[12:12] Mile**
Y-Yes, we are.
**[12:19] Mile**
*You mean... guarding merchants?*
**[12:21] (Flashback) Receptionist**
Yes.
**[12:23] (Flashback) Receptionist**
Lately, on the main roads to Amroth,
**[12:25] (Flashback) ---**
robbers have been appearing more frequently.
**[12:28] (Flashback) Receptionist**
And among them are those
who don't think ahead.
**[12:30] (Flashback) ---**
They kill merchants, Hunters,
everyone. They're truly horrible.
**[12:36] (Flashback) Mavis**
What you're saying is that
we'll be facing people.
**[12:39] (Flashback) Receptionist**
Which is why I don't recommend
this for novices like yourselves.
**[12:43] (Flashback) Reina**
That quest!
**[12:45] (Flashback) Reina**
We'll do it!
**[12:49] Mile**
*Reina-san...*
**[12:52] Reina**
You've been staring a while. What is it?
**[12:53] Reina**
Is my profile really so unusual?
**[12:56] Mile**
Oh, no. It's not that.
**[12:59] Reina**
I know I'm being selfish.
**[13:01] Reina**
I just went ahead and accepted this
quest without really asking any of you.
**[13:06] Mavis**
I can't deny that it was a sudden decision.
**[13:09] Pauline**
But I do believe that this
quest will help us level up.
**[13:14] Mavis**
And, well, if you really
want to do it, Reina,
**[13:17] ---**
then it's up to us as
friends to see it through.
**[13:19] Reina**
You two...
**[13:23] Mile**
Right? After all...
**[13:25] Pauline**
We are bound together,
the Crimson Vow. Right?
**[13:28] Mile**
Hey! Why'd you say that when
I was thinking of saying it?
**[13:46] Mile**
Ta-dah!
**[13:48] Mile**
They say to prepare for the worst
and you'll never be sorry!
**[13:51] Mile**
I thought this might happen,
so I brought my old clothes.
**[13:54] Mile**
Right, Reina-san?
**[13:59] Reina**
Why do you have clothes like these?
**[14:02] Mile**
Now, now. It's only while
our clothes are drying.
**[14:05] Reina**
Honestly. Fine, then.
**[14:14] Mavis**
Um, Mile...
**[14:17] Mavis**
Why am I in a guy's uniform?
**[14:19] Mavis**
It was the same at the
restaurant too, wasn't it?
**[14:22] Mile**
It's because girls who like
Takarazuka requested Mavis-san—
**[14:24] Mile**
I mean...
**[14:25] Mile**
It's because your frame is larger.
**[14:27] Mile**
I thought this might happen.
I'm glad I brought a guy's uniform, too.
**[14:31] Mavis**
Oh, just do as you please...
**[14:33] Mavis**
Oops! I forgot my sword.
**[14:36] Old man**
You girls are quite cheerful.
**[14:38] Old man**
When I look at you, it makes
me think of my granddaughter.
**[14:43] Reina**
Granddaughter?
**[14:45] Old man**
Yes. She's a cute girl, just like you.
**[14:51] Old man**
It's a dangerous job, but someone
has to transport these goods.
**[14:56] Old man**
I applied for this job prepared
to die at any time, but...
**[15:03] Old man**
You've shown me something good.
**[15:06] Reina**
We won't let you die.
**[15:08] Reina**
I'm sorry. I know you're resolved,
**[15:11] Reina**
but as long as there's breath in
my body, I won't let you die.
**[15:15] Mile**
Reina-san...
**[15:16] Pauline**
Excuse me...
**[15:27] Pauline**
Mile-chan... This size doesn't really...
**[15:30] Mile**
I'm sorry! They're mine,
so they're a little small...
**[15:34] Pauline**
W-Wait!
**[15:36] Old man**
You look just like my granddaughter!
**[15:39] Old man**
I can die happy!
**[15:43] Reina**
What are you making Pauline wear?
**[15:46] Mile**
Sorry! I didn't think the
reaction would be this positive!
**[15:49] Nano**
Um... Mile-sama.
**[15:51] Nano**
Isn't it about time to use some search magic?
**[15:54] Mile**
Oh man! I totally forgot!
**[16:08] Mile**
Lattice Energy Barrier!
**[16:16] Bandit A**
Tch. We've got someone here
who uses some weird magic.
**[16:21] Bandit leader**
What's this? You guys are Hunters?
**[16:24] Bandit leader**
I thought you were rich
students from somewhere.
**[16:27] Reina**
I'll thank you not to look down on us.
**[16:29] Bandit leader**
We'll leave that, then.
**[16:30] Bandit leader**
Against this many, all you
can do is surrender, right?
**[16:36] Bandit leader**
So! Just leave everything you've got,
**[16:39] ---**
and we'll let you keep your lives.
**[16:41] Reina**
We know you're just going to kill everyone!
**[16:43] Bandit leader**
Not gonna listen, huh?
**[16:46] Bandit leader**
Then we'll take it by force!
**[16:52] Reina**
The Crimson Vow's first real
battle against other people!
**[16:54] Reina**
Let's go!
**[16:55] Girls**
Got it!
**[16:57] Mile**
Everyone! Please just
wait here and don't move.
**[17:00] Mile**
Hup!
**[17:01] Mavis**
Godspeed Sword!
**[17:05] Pauline**
Water Cutter!
**[17:09] Reina**
Fire Ball!
**[17:17] Bandit leader**
How can they be so useless
against little girls?
**[17:19] Bandit leader**
Hey! Bring it out!
**[17:21] Bandit leader**
Time to show 'em our secret weapon!
**[17:24] Mage**
Leave it to me.
**[17:27] Mage**
Come, my slaves!
**[17:41] Mile**
What?
**[17:43] Mile**
This is...!
**[17:46] Mile**
It couldn't be!
**[17:49] KaBoom**
Ka-boom!
**[17:52] Mile**
There it is! He did a Build Up!
**[17:56] Mage**
This is it! The ultimate mystery of
my magic. My greatest secret weapon!
**[18:01] Mage**
My amalgamate rock golem, KaBoom!
**[18:05] Mile**
You got me!
**[18:07] Mile**
Stretching out an arm! Stretching out a leg!
**[18:09] ---**
Going crash, bang, boom!
**[18:10] Mile**
I wanted to do that!
**[18:13] Mavis**
We do not fear rock golems!
**[18:16] Mavis**
We already know their weaknesses!
**[18:18] Mavis**
There!
**[18:23] Mavis**
The attack didn't work?
**[18:25] Mage**
Don't go thinking this is
like those other rock golems.
**[18:29] Mage**
KaBoom's joints have been
perfectly reinforced with magic.
**[18:34] Mage**
Now, it's our turn!
**[18:36] Mage**
Go, KaBoom!
**[18:41] Mile**
No way! Is he using his "Knuckle" attack?
**[18:47] Girls**
Mile!
**[18:54] Reina**
M-Mile?
**[19:00] (Flashback) Reina**
Dad...
**[19:07] Reina**
Blaze brightly, righteous fires of hell!
**[19:10] Reina**
Burn them to ash!
**[19:15] Mage**
That's pointless!
**[19:17] Mage**
No matter how hot the flames,
my KaBoom will not be burned.
**[19:26] Mage**
How foolish. It's your
turn to fall into hell!
**[19:30] Girls**
Reina!
**[19:34] Mile**
Lattice Energy Barrier!
**[19:39] Mile**
Oh, it broke.
**[19:42] Reina**
Mile?!
**[19:43] Mage**
It can't be!
**[19:44] Mage**
You're still alive?
**[19:46] Mile**
Um... Oh, I thought I was gonna die!
**[19:51] Mage**
You impudent little...!
**[19:52] Mage**
This time I will send you to the next world!
**[19:55] Mile**
No, thank you.
**[19:55] Mage**
Huh? Wait! Wha?
**[19:58] Mile**
*I've had it with reincarnation already.*
**[20:00] Mile**
Ultra Freeze!
**[20:07] Mage**
Pointless! Pointless!
You think that magic will work?
**[20:13] Mage**
It can't be...
**[20:15] Mage**
KaBoom's armor... How?
**[20:18] Nano**
Allow me to explain!
**[20:19] Nano**
No matter how strong the armor,
**[20:21] Nano**
if you raise it to a high temperature,
then suddenly cool it,
**[20:24] Nano**
it becomes brittle.
**[20:27] Nano**
Well, you see it happen all the time.
**[20:30] Mile**
Which is why...
**[20:31] Mile**
This'll finish it!
**[20:41] Mavis**
You did it, Mile!
**[20:45] Pauline**
That was close.
**[20:46] Mavis**
I'm glad it worked out.
**[20:50] Bandit leader**
Man, look at the mess I made...
**[20:52] Bandit leader**
I completely misjudged this.
**[20:54] Bandit leader**
I thought I'd be able to sell you
pretty girls for a high price.
**[20:58] (Flashback) Killer bandit**
I'll sell you to a master
who'll take good care of you.
**[21:08] Mile**
Reina-san?
**[21:10] Bandit leader**
What are you doing?
**[21:11] Reina**
Roaring flames of ultimate fire!
**[21:13] Reina**
Enshroud and burn my enemy to ash!
**[21:16] Reina**
Hellfi—
**[21:17] Mile**
Don't, Reina-san!
**[21:20] Mavis**
Stop, Reina!
**[21:22] Pauline**
If you use that spell...
**[21:23] Mile**
Even his bones will melt!
**[21:31] Background**
Guys! Get him!
**[21:34] Background**
Tie him up! Stay still, damn it!
**[21:38] Mavis**
Honestly! What were you thinking?
**[21:41] Mavis**
Were you going to kill him?
**[21:49] Reina**
All of you...
**[21:53] Reina**
Have you...
**[21:55] Reina**
Have you ever killed anyone?
**[21:58] Mile**
What?
**[21:58] ---**
# E5 - Didn't I Say That We're Doing Everyone's Backstories?!
Source: [Crunchyroll](https://www.crunchyroll.com/watch/GRQWDJNQR/didnt-i-say-that-were-doing-everyones-backstories)
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***SIGN*** Didn't I Say to Make My Abilities
Average in the Next Life?!
**[00:06] (Flashback) Father**
It's about an hour to the next town.
**[00:09] (Flashback) Father**
Are you tired, Reina?
**[00:11] (Flashback) Reina**
I'm completely fine!
**[00:13] (Flashback) Father**
Is that so?
**[00:15] (Flashback) Reina**
Stop it, Dad!
**[00:16] (Flashback) Father**
You're such a good girl, Reina.
**[00:18] Reina**
Since before I could remember, I traveled
with my father, who was a peddler.
**[00:23] Reina**
I had no memories of my mother,
and you couldn't call us wealthy, but...
**[00:28] Reina**
My life with my gentle father
was a very happy one.
**[00:38] (Flashback) Father**
Don't worry. I'm here with you.
**[00:40] (Flashback) Bandit A**
Hey, Boss, there's nothing
worth anything here.
**[00:44] (Flashback) Boss**
Making us go through this for nothing?
**[00:46] (Flashback) Boss**
But, well...
**[00:47] (Flashback) Boss**
This little piece of merchandise
should make us some money.
**[00:51] (Flashback) Father**
Reina!
**[00:52] (Flashback) Reina**
Dad!
**[00:53] (Flashback) Bandits B & C**
Hey, now...
**[00:54] (Flashback) Father**
Please! Anything but my daughter!
**[00:56] (Flashback) Boss**
Don't worry.
**[00:58] (Flashback) Boss**
Hup.
**[01:00] (Flashback) Boss**
I'll sell her to a master who'll
take real good care of her.
**[01:04] (Flashback) Father**
Reina! Reina!
**[01:07] (Flashback) Boss**
Quit your yelling.
**[01:08] (Flashback) Boss**
Do it.
**[01:08] (Flashback) Father**
Reina!
**[01:09] (Flashback) Bandit B**
You got it.
**[01:13] (Flashback) Boss**
See? It's nice and quiet now.
**[01:23] (Flashback) Reina**
Dad?
**[01:26] (Flashback) Boss**
Uh-oh. You traumatized now?
**[01:30] (Flashback) Bandit C**
Hunters!
**[01:34] (Flashback) Reina**
Dad!
**[01:35] (Flashback) Reina**
Dad! Dad!
**[01:37] (Flashback) Reina**
Dad!
***SIGN*** Episode 5
Didn't I Say That We're Doing Everyone's Backstories?!
**[01:44] Reina**
That was ten years ago.
**[01:47] Reina**
And, having lost my father, I...
**[01:52] (Flashback) Braun**
I'm sorry. If we'd only passed
through here a little sooner...
**[02:05] (Flashback) Braun**
Do you want to come with us?
**[02:10] Reina**
The Hunters who saved me, the
Crimson Lightning, took me in.
**[02:18] (Flashback) August**
Fireball!
**[02:20] (Flashback) August**
Hey! We said to stay hidden!
**[02:22] (Flashback) Reina**
Fireball!
**[02:25] (Flashback) August**
Well, now...
**[02:28] (Flashback) August**
What do you think, Reina?
It's a staff just like mine.
**[02:30] (Flashback) Reina**
Thank you, August!
**[02:32] (Flashback) August**
Though it's still a little
big for you, Reina.
**[02:36] (Flashback) Gordon**
Reina-chan, why don't you come sit
on your big brother's lap sometimes?
**[02:39] (Flashback) August**
No one wants to sit on a filthy guy's lap.
**[02:41] (Flashback) August**
Right, Reina?
**[02:43] (Flashback) Gordon**
What's that supposed to mean, August?
**[02:45] (Flashback) Gordon**
Stop keeping Reina all to yourself!
**[02:47] (Flashback) Gordon**
All of us pitched in to pay
for that staff, you know!
**[02:50] (Flashback) August**
Pipe down. No one asked you.
**[02:52] (Flashback) Reina**
Fireball!
**[02:54] (Flashback) August**
Nice work. Just like that.
**[02:57] (Flashback) Reina**
Fireball!
**[03:03] (Flashback) August**
Almost!
**[03:04] (Flashback) August**
Real combat's still a ways off.
**[03:06] (Flashback) Reina**
What?
**[03:08] (Flashback) Reina**
Gather, Water! Come to me!
**[03:10] (Flashback) Reina**
Form a water ball!
**[03:14] (Flashback) Gordon**
Thank you.
**[03:15] (Flashback) Gordon**
Reina, your birthday's coming up, right?
**[03:18] (Flashback) August**
That's right.
**[03:19] (Flashback) August**
So Reina's going to be ten, huh?
**[03:21] (Flashback) August**
Is there anything you want?
**[03:23] (Flashback) August**
You can ask for anything.
**[03:25] (Flashback) Reina**
I... Um...
**[03:26] (Flashback) Reina**
I've always thought your
choker looked cool, August...
**[03:31] (Flashback) August**
You can't have this.
**[03:31] (Flashback) Reina**
Huh?
**[03:33] (Flashback) Reina**
You said I could ask for anything!
**[03:35] (Flashback) August**
You don't have boobs yet and
you're trying to be sexy?
**[03:37] (Flashback) Reina**
I'm gonna get bigger than you, August!
**[03:40] (Flashback) August**
If you think you can, go ahead and try!
**[03:42] August**
Come on!
**[03:42] (Flashback) Gordon**
Now, now. Don't fight.
**[03:45] (Flashback) Reina**
Honestly!
**[03:49] (Flashback) August**
This is a memento of
my mother, who passed away.
**[03:52] (Flashback) Reina**
Huh? Really?
**[03:54] (Flashback) Reina**
I'm so sorry, I—
**[03:56] (Flashback) August**
I'd really like it if you'd accept it, Reina.
**[04:01] Reina**
They gave me everything.
**[04:05] Reina**
They had no responsibility
or obligation to do it.
**[04:07] Reina**
They were simply really good people.
**[04:12] Reina**
One day, we'd agreed to guard
a caravan of merchants.
**[04:16] Reina**
And then...
**[04:17] Reina**
We were attacked by bandits in numbers
far too great for us to defeat.
**[04:22] Reina**
Our Guild contract acknowledged
surrender as an option.
**[04:26] Reina**
And bandits, fearing reprisals from the Guild,
**[04:28] ---**
might take our goods, but they
wouldn't take our lives.
**[04:31] Reina**
But...
**[04:33] (Flashback) Merchant**
Shall we make a trade?
**[04:36] (Flashback) Bandit leader**
Huh? What do you plan to offer
this late in the game?
**[04:40] (Flashback) Merchant**
In exchange for half our cargo,
**[04:43] (Flashback) Merchant**
what do you think of a little girl
who can use magic to make water?
**[04:46] (Flashback) Crimson Lightning**
What?
**[04:47] Reina**
We were betrayed by the man who'd hired us.
**[04:51] (Flashback) Braun**
You can't be serious!
That violates our agreement!
**[04:53] (Flashback) Bandit leader**
He's right. The Guild wouldn't stand for that.
**[04:56] (Flashback) Merchant**
That's only if they find out, right?
**[05:00] (Flashback) Bandit leader**
I see.
**[05:02] (Flashback) Merchant**
As long as she lives, she'll serve as
a water barrel that never runs dry.
**[05:06] (Flashback) Merchant**
I think she'd be useful
for any number of things.
**[05:09] (Flashback) Bandit leader**
Guys, I don't want a scratch
on the little girl.
**[05:14] (Flashback) Bandit leader**
Get 'em!
**[05:18] (Flashback) August**
O Flames, form a wall around me!
**[05:20] (Flashback) August**
Fire Shield!
**[05:23] (Flashback) August**
O Flames, form a wall around me!
**[05:26] (Flashback) August**
O Flames, form a wall around me!
**[05:28] (Flashback) August**
O Flames, form a wall around—
**[05:33] (Flashback) August**
I'm sorry... Reina...
**[05:45] (Flashback) Bandit leader**
But, man, you guys are pretty cruel.
**[05:48] (Flashback) Bandit leader**
Killing all the people you hired.
**[05:55] (Flashback) Reina**
Blaze brightly, righteous fires of Hell!
**[06:00] (Flashback) Bandit leader**
The girl!
**[06:01] (Flashback) Bandit leader**
What is all this?
**[06:03] (Flashback) Merchant**
She can't! She's not done training yet!
**[06:05] (Flashback) Bandit leader**
Hey! Guys!
**[06:07] (Flashback) Reina**
Burn them to ash!
**[06:12] (Flashback) Bandit E**
B-Boss!
**[06:14] (Flashback) Bandit E**
Wh-What's that?
**[06:16] (Flashback) Bandit E**
It's the guard! Run!
**[06:19] Reina**
That day, the me that had everything
precious stolen from her died,
**[06:24] Reina**
and Crimson Reina was born.
**[06:27] Pauline & Mile**
I see.
**[06:29] Reina**
That's it?
**[06:30] Reina**
Wha? That's really all?
**[06:31] Mile**
Oh. Would it be better if we said something?
**[06:34] Mile**
Like, "Nothing good comes from revenge," or
**[06:36] Mile**
"Do you think that's what the people
who died would have wanted?"
**[06:40] Reina**
Wha?
**[06:40] Pauline**
Or perhaps...
**[06:42] Pauline**
you'd prefer if we reacted like that?
**[06:45] Reina**
Huh?
**[06:50] Mavis**
R-R-Reina!
**[06:52] Mavis**
It m-must have been so hard...
**[06:55] Reina**
Huh?
**[06:55] Mavis**
Reina!
**[06:57] Mavis**
Come cry in my bosom!
**[06:59] Reina**
Help me, you two!
**[07:02] Reina**
Do you have hearts of stone or something?
**[07:04] Reina**
Okay! Okay, I get it!
**[07:07] Reina**
Thank you, Mavis!
**[07:09] Reina**
At any rate! It's only a matter of course
that thieves and evildoers should die!
**[07:13] Reina**
That's why...
**[07:14] Mile**
You were trying to have us fight...
**[07:17] ---**
no, kill people, right?
**[07:20] Reina**
That's right. If you don't kill bad guys
when you have the chance, they'll just—
**[07:24] Mile**
I refuse.
**[07:26] Reina**
What?
**[07:27] Mavis**
I understand why Reina
hates villains and bandits.
**[07:31] Mavis**
But we can't take the thoughts of an
individual as the policy of the party.
**[07:35] Pauline**
As long as we're Hunters, I do
think that day will come someday.
**[07:39] Pauline**
But...
**[07:40] Mile**
I don't think practicing killing people
is the right way to go about this.
**[07:45] Reina**
How can you be so naïve?
**[07:47] Reina**
It's because you don't understand how it feels
**[07:49] ---**
to have your family stolen
from you like I do!
**[07:52] Pauline**
Oh! In that case, want to hear?
**[07:54] Pauline**
About my past.
**[07:56] Girls**
Huh?
**[07:58] Pauline**
The Beckett Company of Talwess is a company
you may or may not have heard of.
**[08:04] Pauline**
Surrounded by honest, kind parents
and a very young little brother,
**[08:08] Pauline**
I lived a life free of any want or discomfort.
**[08:12] Pauline**
But one day...
**[08:14] Pauline**
Thieves broke into the Company,
and my father alone was killed.
**[08:19] Pauline**
We were lost in our grief.
**[08:22] Pauline**
The head clerk thrust upon us...
**[08:25] Pauline**
a deed he said my father had left,
**[08:27] Pauline**
transferring the business to him.
**[08:30] Pauline**
It was impossible.
**[08:31] Pauline**
But the local lord supported
the head clerk's claims.
**[08:35] Pauline**
My father's business was stolen,
**[08:37] Pauline**
and the head clerk pressed my
mother to become his mistress.
**[08:41] Pauline**
And then...
**[08:42] (Flashback) Pauline**
Why that man?
**[08:44] (Flashback) Pauline**
He killed Father! I'm sure of it!
**[08:47] (Flashback) Mother**
My role as your father's wife has ended.
**[08:50] (Flashback) Mother**
All that's left is to be a mother
and make sure you grow up well.
**[08:56] (Flashback) Mother**
When that's done...
**[08:58] (Flashback) Mother**
I'll become his wife once more,
and fulfill my final duty.
**[09:07] (Flashback) Pauline**
There's no need for that.
**[09:10] (Flashback) Pauline**
As his daughter, I'll fulfill that duty.
**[09:14] Pauline**
In search of power,
I aimed to become a Hunter,
**[09:18] Pauline**
and met all of you!
**[09:19] Mavis**
A child of strife is strife itself, they say...
**[09:25] Mile**
*Terrifying! Truly terrifying!*
**[09:27] Mile**
*That smile of Pauline's!*
**[09:30] Pauline**
Now, it's Mavis's turn, right?
**[09:33] Mavis**
What?
**[09:33] Mavis**
Wh-Why?
**[09:35] Pauline**
Since we have the opportunity,
**[09:37] ---**
I thought it might be easier on everyone
if we got everything out in the open.
**[09:40] Mile**
It's true. The reason why Mavis-san
chose to become a Hunter...
**[09:44] Mile**
I'd really like to know!
**[09:47] Girls**
Stare...
**[09:50] Mavis**
O-Okay! I get it!
**[09:52] Mavis**
I was born as the eldest
daughter of Count Austien.
**[09:56] Mavis**
I lost my mother early,
**[09:58] Mavis**
but my father and three older brothers
loved me with everything they had.
**[10:03] (Flashback) Mavis**
Father! Brothers! I want to be a knight!
**[10:08] Mavis**
They did not approve of my dream.
**[10:14] Mavis**
If I was successful as a Hunter,
I could become a knight.
**[10:17] Mavis**
I ran away from home.
**[10:20] Mavis**
And now!
**[10:21] Mavis**
I am here!
**[10:25] Mavis**
Stop giving me those, "Is that all?" looks!
**[10:29] Reina**
I'm starting to feel stupid for
thinking so hard about all of this.
**[10:32] Mavis**
Is that my fault?
**[10:34] Mile**
Thank goodness! Mavis-san's simple
past was good for something, then!
**[10:38] Mavis**
You don't have to be so
casually blunt about it, Mile!
**[10:41] Pauline**
Now, then. It's time for our main event.
**[10:44] Mile**
Huh?
**[10:45] Girls**
Stare...
**[10:47] Mile**
No, but before, Pauline-san said I didn't
have to say anything if I didn't want to!
**[10:52] Pauline**
Indeed I did, but don't you
want to talk about it now?
**[10:59] Mile**
All right.
**[11:01] Mile**
I'll tell you the truth.
**[11:05] Mile**
My real name is Adele von Ascham.
**[11:09] Mile**
I'm the daughter of Viscount
Ascham of the Brandel Kingdom.
**[11:13] Reina**
You're a noble?
**[11:15] Mile**
Technically, yes...
**[11:16] Nano**
We'll start the flashback here,
**[11:18] Nano**
but for Reina-dono and the others, we'll be
leaving out anything about reincarnation.
**[11:23] Mile**
The day I turned ten,
**[11:25] Mile**
I regained my memories from my previous life.
**[11:29] (Flashback) Mile**
My name is Kurihara Misato...
**[11:32] (Flashback) Mile**
No...
**[11:33] (Flashback) Mile**
Adele.
**[11:36] (Flashback) Mile**
I really reincarnated!
**[11:38] Mile**
I was the daughter of a Viscount.
**[11:40] Mile**
If you're wondering why I'm a noble
when I asked for "average"...
***SIGN*** Royalty
Duke
Marquis
Count
Viscount
Baron
Knight
Commoner
Slave
***SIGN*** Royalty
Duke
Marquis
Count
Viscount
Baron
Knight
Commoner
Slave
***SIGN*** Royalty
Duke
Marquis
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Viscount
Baron
Knight
Commoner
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***SIGN*** Royalty
Duke
Marquis
Count
Viscount
Baron
Knight
Commoner
Slave
***SIGN*** Royalty
Duke
Marquis
Count
Viscount
Baron
Knight
Commoner
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***SIGN*** Royalty
Duke
Marquis
Count
Viscount
Baron
Knight
Commoner
Slave
***SIGN*** Royalty
Duke
Marquis
Count
Viscount
Baron
Knight
Commoner
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***SIGN*** Royalty
Duke
Marquis
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Viscount
Baron
Knight
Commoner
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***SIGN*** Royalty
Duke
Marquis
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Viscount
Baron
Knight
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***SIGN*** Royalty
Duke
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Viscount
Baron
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***SIGN*** Royalty
Duke
Marquis
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Viscount
Baron
Knight
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***SIGN*** Royalty
Duke
Marquis
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Viscount
Baron
Knight
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***SIGN*** Royalty
Duke
Marquis
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Viscount
Baron
Knight
Commoner
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**[11:47] Mile**
Okay, yes, it's dead center,
but somehow, it's just not right!
**[11:50] Mile**
But if that were all, it'd be all right.
**[11:53] Mile**
The real problem is...
**[11:55] Mile**
When I was eight, my mother and grandfather
were set upon by robbers and killed.
**[12:00] Mile**
And the mastermind behind it was...
**[12:02] Mile**
My father.
**[12:04] Mile**
Of course, I didn't want
to believe it, but...
**[12:09] (Flashback) Step-mother**
You're in the way. Where are you looking?
**[12:12] (Flashback) Prissy**
The likes of you, the previous wife's daughter,
shouldn't be walking the halls!
**[12:19] (Flashback) Mile**
This is...!
**[12:20] (Flashback) Step-mother**
People who care for you...
**[12:23] (Flashback) Prissy**
There isn't a single one left here.
**[12:27] Mile**
The day after the funeral, my dad brought
this stepmother and stepsister into our home.
**[12:31] Mile**
He started treating me poorly,
which probably meant just one thing.
**[12:36] (Flashback) Step-mother**
Start cleaning!
**[12:38] Mile**
I'd wished for normal
happiness in my next life.
**[12:41] ---**
Why did things turn out like this?
***SIGN*** 3 Months Later
**[12:44] Mile**
Instead of worrying about all that,
I'll train in magic and swordplay!
**[12:47] (Flashback) Mile**
One of the true pleasures
of reincarnation in another world!
**[12:50] (Flashback) Mile**
Yesterday, they went like this, right?
**[12:53] (Flashback) Mile**
And the spell was...
**[12:55] (Flashback) Mile**
Oh, right. That God-like person said
**[12:58] (Flashback) Mile**
the magic of this world is
created by nanomachines, right?
**[13:03] (Flashback) Mile**
In that case.
**[13:04] (Flashback) Mile**
Gather, water! Come to me!
**[13:07] Mile**
* Nanomachines-san, looking*
* forward to working with you!*
**[13:09] Nano**
*Of course. It would be our pleasure!*
**[13:11] (Flashback) Mile**
Huh? Who's there?
**[13:17] (Flashback) Mile**
Huh?
**[13:22] (Flashback) Mile**
Don't surprise me like that, Nanomachines-san.
**[13:26] (Flashback) Mile**
Also, that looks like a
swarm of bees. It's scary.
**[13:30] Nano**
*My apologies.*
**[13:32] Nano**
*What about this?*
**[13:34] (Flashback) Mile**
You look like a scary thing I'd have to knock
into a vat of molten steel. It's a bit...
**[13:39] (Flashback) Mile**
Oh, I know!
**[13:40] (Flashback) Mile**
What about something like the yellow critter
who travels with the "gotta catch 'em" guy!
**[13:43] (Flashback) Mile**
Or the critter with the Kansai accent that's
friends with the girl who captures cards...
**[13:47] Nano**
*Forgive me.*
**[13:49] Nano**
* I do not have any of the knowledge*
* you carry from your previous life.*
**[13:54] (Flashback) Mile**
Then anything's fine. Just be something cute.
**[14:00] (Flashback) Mile**
How many times does this make?
**[14:02] (Flashback) Nano**
The one hundred and fifth time, I believe.
**[14:04] (Flashback) Mile**
Let's just go with this, then.
**[14:06] (Flashback) Nano**
Somehow, though I'm made
of nanomachines, I also feel tired.
**[14:10] (Flashback) Mile**
At any rate, I'm looking forward
to working with you, Nano-chan!
**[14:13] (Flashback) Mile**
I've been through some horrible
things since reincarnating,
**[14:15] (Flashback) Mile**
but I was able to meet you, Nano-chan,
so it isn't all bad. Right?
**[14:20] Nano**
Though, after this,
**[14:21] Nano**
she would learn that her abilities were
6,800 times that of the average mage,
**[14:26] Nano**
and grow even more bewildered.
**[14:30] Mile**
As the daughter of the previous wife,
I was driven from the house.
**[14:35] Mile**
So the scene changes to the royal capital,
**[14:37] Mile**
and the Eckland Academy boarding school.
**[14:39] (Flashback) Mile**
All right! I'm going to have my
long-awaited normal school life!
**[14:45] Mile**
There was a time I really thought that.
**[14:48] Nano**
Legendary Accident Number 1!
**[14:51] Nano**
Accidentally firing off
magic without using a spell.
**[14:53] Nano**
Number 2!
**[14:54] Nano**
Accidentally defeating a student
who was proud of his abilities.
**[14:57] Nano**
Number 3...
**[14:59] (Flashback) Boys A, B & C**
Adele-chan!
**[15:02] (Flashback) Boy A**
Want to eat lunch together?
**[15:04] (Flashback) Boy B**
Want to go shopping with me?
**[15:05] (Flashback) Boy C**
Baby, your eyes shine like the very stars!
**[15:09] Mile**
*Wha?*
**[15:10] Mile**
* I've never really spoke to*
* g-guys even in my last life!*
**[15:15] Mile**
*At times like this...*
**[15:16] Mile**
*All I can do is smile and try to play it off!*
**[15:20] (Flashback) Boys**
Adele-chan!
**[15:22] (Flashback) Mile**
Huh?
**[15:23] Nano**
Accidentally racking up smile points.
**[15:25] (Flashback) Mile**
I swore to myself that I wouldn't fulfill the
"reincarnated with cheat-level powers" trope...
**[15:31] Nano**
As you all know, these accidents
continue to this day.
**[15:35] Mile**
* I just want to have fun at school*
* with some friends. That's all...*
**[15:40] (Flashback) Marcela**
Adele-san...
**[15:41] (Flashback) Mile**
Yes?
**[15:43] (Flashback) Marcela**
I would like to speak
with you about something.
**[15:45] (Flashback) Marcela**
Is now a good time?
**[15:46] Mile**
* It's a well-bred girl with*
* princess curls and her followers!*
**[15:50] Mile**
* Th-This has gotta be that thing*
* you always see in shojo manga!*
**[15:54] (Flashback) Mile**
Please don't make me go behind
the school or to the bathrooms!
**[15:58] (Flashback) Girls**
Huh?
**[16:01] (Flashback) Mile**
I-I'm sorry my room is so plain.
**[16:04] (Flashback) Mile**
I can only work my part-time job
on our one day off a week,
**[16:07] (Flashback) Mile**
so I can't buy very many luxuries.
**[16:11] (Flashback) Monika**
What? Um, what about your allowance?
**[16:14] (Flashback) Mile**
I don't get one.
**[16:15] (Flashback) Aureana**
Oh, then you must be a commoner like me.
**[16:18] (Flashback) Mile**
Actually, I'm technically a noble, but...
**[16:21] (Flashback) Mile**
Please pretend I never told you that.
**[16:23] (Flashback) Marcela**
Why would you hide that?
**[16:25] (Flashback) Marcela**
If you're from a noble family,
you should take pride in your name!
**[16:27] (Flashback) Mile**
My father has forbidden me from using our name.
**[16:31] (Flashback) Mile**
And if I make a wrong move, I might be
murdered like my mother and grandfather were.
**[16:34] Girls**
*Murder?!*
**[16:35] (Flashback) Mile**
Oh, it's nothing!
**[16:37] (Flashback) Mile**
As long as I graduate, I'm pretty safe, but...
**[16:40] (Flashback) Mile**
If I go back, I'll be imprisoned, assassinated,
or forced into a political marriage.
**[16:46] Mile**
* I've never met these girls before!*
* What am I saying?*
**[16:49] (Flashback) Mile**
Sorry to keep you standing!
**[16:51] (Flashback) Mile**
I'll go borrow some chairs!
**[16:54] Nano**
The following memory is one
even Mile-sama doesn't have.
**[16:57] ---**
It is mine alone.
**[16:59] (Flashback) Monika**
My lady, are you really going
to give her a harsh scolding?
**[17:04] (Flashback) Aureana**
She really doesn't seem like
a nasty, stuck-up honors student
**[17:06] (Flashback) ---**
who's making boys wait on her hand and foot.
**[17:09] (Flashback) Marcela**
You can't let her sob story sway you!
**[17:11] (Flashback) Marcela**
I'll show you the monster under that mask!
**[17:14] (Flashback) Aureana**
Marcela-sama! You really shouldn't!
**[17:18] (Flashback) Marcela**
See? Look at all the luxurious dresses...
**[17:21] (Flashback) Aureana**
There's only tattered, plain clothes
and poor-quality night clothes.
**[17:25] (Flashback) Marcela**
I-In that case!
**[17:31] (Flashback) Marcela**
What is this?
**[17:33] (Flashback) Marcela**
Is this... her snack?
**[17:35] Nano**
It's a snack for the neighborhood stray cat.
**[17:37] (Flashback) Mile**
I'm sorry! It took longer than I...
**[17:39] (Flashback) Marcela**
We'll take our leave.
**[17:43] (Flashback) Mile**
E-Excuse me!
**[17:45] (Flashback) Marcela**
Thank you for your kindness. But...
**[17:48] (Flashback) Marcela**
If we stay too long, we'd only be imposing.
**[17:51] (Flashback) Marcela**
We'll say farewell for today.
**[17:53] (Flashback) Mile**
I see. Then what about what
you wanted to say to me?
**[17:57] (Flashback) Marcela**
We have all the time in the world to speak.
**[18:00] (Flashback) Marcela**
After all, we have three
years before we graduate!
**[18:05] Mile**
It was after that...
**[18:06] Mile**
I don't know why,
**[18:09] ---**
but Marcela-san and the others
started looking out for me.
**[18:13] Mile**
We were always together.
**[18:15] Mile**
It was the school life I'd always dreamed of.
**[18:20] Mile**
They were the first friends I'd ever had!
**[18:23] Reina**
I see. So we're second, then.
**[18:26] Pauline**
Quite the player, I see.
**[18:28] Mile**
Wha?
**[18:30] Mavis**
But if you found the
friends you'd always wanted,
**[18:33] ---**
why did you leave the school?
**[18:35] Mavis**
You didn't graduate, right?
**[18:37] Mile**
That was...
**[18:38] Mile**
It's because of what happened one year and
two months after I started at the school.
**[18:43] Mile**
The Third Princess of the Realm came into town,
**[18:46] ---**
and when I went to see...
**[18:53] (Flashback) Soldier A**
Insolent peasant!
**[18:56] (Flashback) Soldier A**
Do you cause this outrage knowing this
is the carriage of Princess Morena?
**[19:00] Mile**
*At this rate, that boy will die!*
**[19:05] Mile**
*Am I going to die again?*
**[19:08] Mile**
*I don't want to!*
**[19:09] Mile**
*Lattice Energy Barrier!*
***SIGN*** Lattice Energy Barrier
**[19:13] (Flashback) Soldier A**
Wh-What is this?
**[19:15] (Flashback) Soldier B**
Out of the way, you suspicious creature!
**[19:19] Mile**
*I did it without thinking!*
**[19:21] Mile**
*How am I getting out of this?*
**[19:22] (Flashback) Soldier A**
You! Are you a demon—no, some kind of devil?
**[19:26] Mile**
*Devil?*
**[19:28] Mile**
*That's it!*
**[19:33] (Flashback) Mile**
To cause harm to the vessel
of a goddess! What disrespect.
**[19:38] (Flashback) Soldier A**
It can't be... A goddess?
**[19:40] (Flashback) Mile**
O Heavens...
**[19:42] (Flashback) Mile**
Strike down the fools who dare defy the gods.
**[19:46] (Flashback) Mile**
Lightning... Break.
**[19:51] (Flashback) Mile**
If you find this divine
punishment insufficient,
**[19:53] (Flashback) Mile**
then shall I destroy the palace...
No, the whole country.
**[19:57] (Flashback) Morena**
Please, wait!
**[19:59] (Flashback) Morena**
Goddess, please have mercy.
**[20:02] (Flashback) Morena**
As princess, the fault lies entirely with me.
**[20:05] (Flashback) Mile**
It's a super-cute princess!
**[20:07] (Flashback) Soldier B**
No, princess!
**[20:09] (Flashback) Soldier A**
Goddess, pass your divine judgment on me!
**[20:11] (Flashback) Soldier B**
No, on me!
**[20:13] (Flashback) Crowd**
Wow! They're amazing! Should I step up, too?
**[20:17] Mile**
*Oh no!*
**[20:18] Mile**
*I went too far!*
**[20:19] (Flashback) Mile**
Th-There will be no second chances.
**[20:22] (Flashback) Crowd**
Yes, O Divine One.
**[20:24] (Flashback) Mile**
You must never tell anyone
of my descent to this place.
**[20:28] (Flashback) Mile**
If this covenant is broken,
**[20:30] (Flashback) ---**
great catastrophe shall befall you!
**[20:34] (Flashback) Mile**
Slump...
**[20:35] (Flashback) Mile**
Huh? How strange? I can't
remember what happened just now!
**[20:40] Mile**
I thought I'd smoothed things
over pretty well, but...
**[20:45] Mile**
Word that the vessel of a goddess
was a student at Eckland Academy
**[20:48] Mile**
ended up reaching all the way up to the king.
**[20:52] Mile**
I wanted a normal life, so I had
no choice but to leave the school.
**[20:57] Mile**
I set out for the Kingdom of Tils.
**[21:00] Mile**
*Farewell, my friends. Until we meet again!*
**[21:03] Mile**
*I will become a Hunter!*
**[21:06] Mile**
That's how I went from
being Adele to being Mile.
**[21:09] Reina**
I get it. I'm not the only one carrying
the weight of the past with me. Right?
**[21:15] Reina**
Pauline is, too.
**[21:17] ---**
And M-Mavis, too...
**[21:18] Mavis**
Honestly! You don't have to try
to spare my feelings like that!
**[21:21] Mile**
Reina-san, you're afraid of losing
your friends... your family, right?
**[21:26] Reina**
Yes! Is that so wrong?
**[21:28] Reina**
I lost my family twice.
**[21:31] Reina**
I couldn't stand losing everything again.
**[21:35] Mile**
We'll be okay.
**[21:36] Reina**
Huh?
**[21:37] Pauline**
There's no telling how our lives will go,
**[21:40] ---**
but we did swear, didn't we?
**[21:42] Pauline**
Our bonds are unbreakable.
**[21:44] Pauline**
We are the Crimson Vow...
**[21:46] Mavis**
And we're not going to die easily.
**[21:49] Mavis**
Not with Mile leading the way.
**[21:51] Reina**
Of course not!
**[21:52] Mile**
Could you please stop
talking about me like that?
**[21:55] Mile**
I don't want to stand out!
**[22:01] Reina**
*This time, I won't lose my family!*
***SIGN*** Didn't I Say to Make My Abilities
Average in the Next Life?!
**[22:15] ---**
# E6 - Didn't I Say I'm Not Going Into the Forest Anymore?!
Source: [Crunchyroll](https://www.crunchyroll.com/watch/GY1XWXXKY/didnt-i-say-im-not-going-into-the-forest-anymore)
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**[00:05] Mile**
Wow!
**[00:07] Mile**
What a beautiful city!
**[00:09] Mile**
It's just as lively as the capital!
**[00:12] Old Man**
Indeed it is. Indeed it is.
**[00:14] Old Man**
This is our city, Amroth.
**[00:17] Reina**
Mile! You're being embarrassing!
Stop sitting like that.
**[00:21] Mavis**
Amroth is a much bigger city
than I thought it'd be.
**[00:25] Pauline**
It makes sense.
**[00:27] Pauline**
After all, it is a merchant city
on the border of the Albarn Empire.
***SIGN*** Kingdom of Brandel
***SIGN*** Royal Capital
***SIGN*** Amroth
***SIGN*** Albarn Empire
***SIGN*** Royal Capital
***SIGN*** Kingdom of Tils
**[00:33] Nano**
It's "Nano-chan's Explanation Corner"!
***SIGN*** Amroth
**[00:35] Nano**
This is where Mile-sama and the others,
the Crimson Vow, registered as Hunters.
**[00:39] Nano**
The Kingdom of Tils.
**[00:41] Nano**
And this is where they
are now, the city of Amroth.
**[00:43] Nano**
See?
**[00:44] Nano**
The neighboring Albarn Empire is very close,
**[00:47] Nano**
so trade and cultural exchange
between the two is vigorous.
***SIGN*** Albarn Empire
***SIGN*** Royal Capital
***SIGN*** Kingdom of Brandel
**[00:50] Nano**
To continue the explanation...
**[00:52] Nano**
Over here we have the Kingdom of Brandel, where
Mile-sama was forced to flee in the night.
***SIGN*** Royal Capital
***SIGN*** Amroth
**[00:57] Nano**
Oh! Apologies for the digression.
**[00:59] Nano**
Amroth is a city that trades
heavily with the Albarn Empire!
**[01:03] Nano**
This has been "Nano-chan's Explanation Corner"!
**[01:05] Old Man**
That's why being able to successfully
transport merchants' goods
**[01:09] ---**
is a matter of life and death.
**[01:12] Old Man**
The fact that we made it here
safely with the merchandise
**[01:16] Old Man**
is all thanks to you getting
rid of those bandits.
**[01:21] Old Man**
Thank you, truly.
**[01:22] Reina**
O-Oh, no. There's no need to bow to us.
**[01:25] Pauline**
Fulfilling the requests of our
clients is our job as Hunters.
**[01:29] Mile**
That's right! We don't need thanks!
**[01:33] Mile**
After all...
**[01:34] Mile**
We never fail.
**[01:40] Mile**
I'm sorry! I went too far...
**[01:45] Old Man**
As cheerful a young lady as ever!
**[01:48] Old Man**
Were you imitating a popular play
or something from the capital?
**[01:51] Old Man**
I'd like to see it, too.
**[01:55] Anne**
Grandpa!
**[01:57] Old Man**
Oh! Looks like my granddaughter's
come to greet me!
**[02:04] Mile**
Huh?
**[02:04] Mile**
Where is she?
**[02:06] Reina**
He said we reminded him of
his granddaughter, right?
**[02:09] Mile**
He said Pauline-san looked
like her too, but...
**[02:13] Anne**
Welcome home, Grandpa!
**[02:15] Old Man**
Yes, I just came back.
**[02:18] Old Man**
Were you a good girl?
**[02:20] Anne**
Yeah!
**[02:21] Anne**
I'm a good girl!
**[02:22] Old Man**
I see. Is that so?
**[02:24] Old Man**
There, there. Good girl.
**[02:27] Old Man**
Good girl.
**[02:29] Old Man**
My granddaughter, Anne. What do you think?
**[02:32] Old Man**
She's cute, just like you. Right?
**[02:35] Anne**
Hello!
**[02:36] Mile**
Y-Yes, she is.
**[02:39] Mile**
*She's still a little girl!*
***SIGN*** Didn't I Say to Make My Abilities
Average in the Next Life?!
***SIGN*** Episode 6
***SIGN*** Didn't I Say I'm Not Going Into the Forest Anymore?!
**[04:21] Mile**
Anne-chan still likes having
people dote on her, doesn't she?
**[04:24] Old Man**
Well, her parents were both called
to other towns on urgent business.
**[04:28] Old Man**
Were you lonely?
**[04:30] Anne**
I'm not lonely!
**[04:34] Old Man**
Hey. Since you're here, would you
like me to show you around?
**[04:38] Mile**
You wouldn't mind?
**[04:40] Old Man**
All the goods have been delivered.
**[04:42] Old Man**
It's the least I can do as thanks.
**[04:45] Old Man**
I want you to enjoy our city to the fullest.
**[04:48] Reina**
But we have to get back to the capital.
**[04:51] Mavis**
There's no need for us to rush back, right?
**[04:54] Pauline**
After completing a job,
a little break is a good thing.
**[04:57] Anne**
It's okay, isn't it, Onee-chan?
**[04:59] Reina**
Huh?
**[05:00] Reina**
I-If you insist, I suppose we can't refuse.
**[05:04] Mile**
Everyone sightseeing together
and buying snacks...
**[05:07] Mile**
Could it be that this is...
**[05:10] Mile**
Come on! Eat up! Have some deer crackers!
***SIGN*** Famous
Deer Crackers
**[05:12] Girls**
They're so cute!
**[05:14] Mile**
It feels like a class trip!
**[05:16] Mavis**
Class trip?
**[05:18] Reina**
What's that?
**[05:19] Mile**
Oh! Uh... it's a secret family technique!
**[05:22] Merchant A**
Oh! There you are!
**[05:23] Merchant A**
Old-timer!
**[05:25] Old Man**
Huh?
**[05:27] Old Man**
Sorry about this.
**[05:28] Old Man**
This job came in suddenly.
**[05:31] Reina**
Not at all. It's good to be busy.
**[05:34] Mile**
That's true...
**[05:36] Mile**
Just when I thought I'd be able to
go on a class trip with everyone.
**[05:42] Anne**
Grandpa! Here! For you!
**[05:44] Old Man**
What's this?
**[05:45] Anne**
I bought it to protect you, Grandpa!
**[05:49] Old Man**
I see, I see! Thank you!
**[05:52] Old Man**
There, there! Good girl!
**[05:55] Old Man**
You're just so cute!
**[06:05] Old Man**
I'll be back!
**[06:07] Anne**
Have a safe trip, Grandpa!
**[06:13] Pauline**
Well, he's left.
**[06:14] Mavis**
Yes, he has.
**[06:17] Mile**
Now, it's time for us to get going, too.
**[06:20] Mile**
We may not have Grandpa to show us around,
**[06:23] ---**
but I haven't given up!
**[06:25] Mile**
A class trip!
**[06:27] Reina**
What is that, anyway?
**[06:29] Mile**
Don't worry about it.
**[06:30] Mile**
Oh! There's a recommended street
full of food stalls that way.
**[06:34] Mile**
First, we eat!
**[06:35] Mile**
Then the first sightseeing
spot we'll go to is...
**[06:38] Mile**
The one closest to the street stalls is...
**[06:41] Mile**
Oh! There aren't any deer in this city!
**[07:17] Mile**
We have to make sure to buy souvenirs.
**[07:20] Mile**
And since they don't really
know what a class trip is,
**[07:23] ---**
I'll have to pick some out for them!
**[07:25] Mile**
I'll buy something to take
back for Lenny-chan, too!
**[07:27] Mile**
Oh! Th-Those are...!
**[07:31] Mile**
Pennants! Carved bears! Wooden swords!
**[07:34] Mile**
They have these in this world, too!
**[07:38] Mavis**
Somehow, I get the feeling that
if you give those as presents,
**[07:40] ---**
they won't make the recipient happy.
**[07:42] Mile**
What are you talking about?
**[07:43] Mile**
When you think of destination souvenirs,
you think of these, right?
**[07:46] Mile**
See? In commemoration of our trip,
we have matching ones!
**[07:50] Mile**
Aren't they cute?
**[07:52] Mile**
Bear! Bear! Bear!
**[07:55] Mile**
I think I'll get a wooden
sword for Lenny-chan.
**[07:58] Mile**
You can put pennants up on the walls, you know?
**[08:00] Mile**
Every time we go to a new town,
we can buy another one.
**[08:03] Mile**
We can fill the room with them!
**[08:05] Pauline**
Mile-chan...
**[08:09] Mile**
Yes, ma'am! "We can't waste money!"
**[08:11] Mile**
"Return them immediately!"
**[08:13] Mile**
Right?
**[08:21] Mavis**
You know...
**[08:22] Mavis**
All of these seem pretty expensive.
**[08:24] Mavis**
And some things are sold out.
**[08:27] Reina**
They can't help it.
**[08:28] Reina**
Since the wagons carrying the merchandise
are getting attacked by bandits,
**[08:33] Reina**
they can't get in new stock
the way they'd like to.
**[08:36] Mavis**
I see.
**[08:37] Mavis**
But that situation should
be getting better now.
**[08:40] Mavis**
After all, we got rid of those bandits, right?
**[08:44] merchant B**
Terrible news!
**[08:46] Girls**
Huh?
**[08:48] merchant B**
The wagons have been
attacked by bandits again!
**[08:50] Shopkeeper**
What?
**[08:51] merchant B**
They said there's hardly anyone left alive!
**[08:56] Mile**
Reina-san!
**[09:01] Merchant A**
Damn it. They really got us.
**[09:03] Merchant A**
Those bandits.
**[09:04] ---**
There were so many of them.
They were waiting there to ambush us!
**[09:13] Mile**
*How terrible.*
**[09:18] merchant B**
So, how are the others?
**[09:20] Merchant A**
W-Well...
**[09:22] Merchant A**
It took everything I had
just to get away, so I...
**[09:25] Merchant A**
I can't imagine that any others survived.
**[09:29] merchant B**
Everyone slaughtered...
**[09:31] merchant B**
Blast it!
**[09:32] Reina**
It... It can't be...
**[09:37] Anne**
Grandpa...
**[09:40] Anne**
What about Grandpa?
**[09:42] Anne**
He's not coming back?
**[09:47] Anne**
No!
**[09:49] Anne**
Grandpa!
**[09:51] Anne**
Grandpa!
**[09:55] Reina**
It's all right. It's all right!
**[09:59] Mile**
Anne-chan...
**[10:14] Mavis**
There were others besides the ones
we got rid of, weren't there?
**[10:17] Mavis**
Inhuman bands of bandits
who make everyone suffer.
**[10:21] Mile**
Yes.
**[10:22] Mile**
I'm embarrassed for getting so excited
when I didn't really understand anything.
**[10:26] Pauline**
That aside... Reina is taking a long time.
**[10:33] Mavis**
She said she'd come straight
here after taking Anne home.
**[10:38] Mile**
She couldn't have!
**[10:39] Mile**
Reina-san!
**[10:45] (Flashback) Reina**
As long as there's breath in
my body, I won't let you die.
**[10:48] Reina**
*I promised him.*
**[10:50] Reina**
*I said I wouldn't let him die!*
**[10:53] Reina**
*And now...*
**[11:10] Mile**
*Reina-san!*
**[11:19] Reina**
*I'm sorry, everyone. I just...*
**[11:21] Reina**
*I can't forgive them!*
**[11:24] Bandit A**
Everything all right over here?
**[11:26] Bandit A**
Don't let down your guard
just because it's night.
**[11:28] Bandit A**
We can't allow any goods connected
with Amroth to pass through.
**[11:33] Bandits**
Yes, sir!
**[11:33] Bandit B**
You know, the raid today was too easy.
**[11:37] Bandit B**
There wasn't a single decent
Hunter guarding them.
**[11:39] Bandit C**
Being bandits isn't such a bad job after all.
**[11:45] Bandit B**
Who are you?
**[11:47] Reina**
Was it you?
**[11:48] Reina**
Were you the ones who attacked
the merchants from Amroth?
**[11:51] ---**
Attacked that old man?
**[11:52] Bandit A**
You! A Hunter from Amroth, are you?
**[12:00] Reina**
Roar, flames! Into a ball of fire!
**[12:03] Bandit A**
A mage!
**[12:04] Bandit C**
O water! Become ice!
**[12:06] Reina**
Fireball!
**[12:11] Reina**
Fireball, continuous fire!
**[12:15] Bandit A**
We have mages, too.
**[12:17] Bandit A**
Contact the main force now!
**[12:19] Bandit B**
Yes, sir!
**[12:21] Reina**
You're not getting away!
**[12:22] Bandit C**
Icicle.
**[12:29] Bandit A**
Sorry about this,
**[12:31] Bandit A**
but since you heard us...
**[12:32] Bandit A**
You may be a child, but you'll have to die!
**[12:41] Bandit C**
What's this?
**[12:45] Reina**
G-Guys...
**[12:47] Mile**
Are you all right, Reina-san?
**[12:49] Bandit A**
Who are all of you?
**[12:51] Mavis**
We should be asking who you are.
**[12:53] Mavis**
Don't you lay a hand on our friend!
**[12:55] Pauline**
Please, get a hold of yourself.
**[12:57] Bandits**
Enemies? Where are they?
**[12:59] Mavis**
From the voices... there's a lot of them.
**[13:01] Mavis**
Let's retreat for now.
**[13:03] Reina**
No!
**[13:05] Pauline**
The injured should keep quiet.
**[13:07] Mavis**
Mile!
**[13:08] Mile**
Got it!
**[13:10] Mile**
In that case...
**[13:12] Mile**
Poof!
**[13:15] Bandit A**
A smoke screen, huh?
**[13:20] Reina**
Ow, ow, ow!
**[13:21] Pauline**
See? Behave yourself.
**[13:24] Pauline**
If you don't hold still, I won't
be able to heal what can be healed.
**[13:27] Reina**
Why did all of you come here?
**[13:30] Mavis**
Why? Isn't it obvious?
**[13:32] Mavis**
We couldn't believe you'd
charge off by yourself.
**[13:37] Mile**
I know you probably didn't
want to get us involved,
**[13:40] Mile**
but there's no need to hold us
at arm's length, Reina-san.
**[13:43] Reina**
I know trying to take revenge is stupid.
**[13:47] Reina**
But when I saw Anne crying,
I just couldn't forgive them!
**[13:51] Reina**
Those people who stole that
little girl's family from her!
**[13:55] Pauline**
Still. Going of one your own—
**[13:57] Reina**
This is my problem!
**[13:59] Reina**
Just leave me alone!
**[14:00] Reina**
It's got nothing to do with y—
**[14:14] Mile**
Reina-san, you're the world's biggest idiot!
**[14:16] Reina**
Huh?
**[14:17] Mile**
If not an idiot, then foolish!
**[14:19] Mile**
A moronic nincompoop!
**[14:21] Mile**
You clueless eggplant's calyx!
**[14:24] Reina**
Wh-Wha? I don't have any
idea what you're saying.
**[14:27] Mile**
Reina-san, it was you who said it!
**[14:29] Mile**
You couldn't stand losing your family again!
**[14:32] Reina**
Th-That's...
**[14:34] Mile**
Then if we lost our dear
friend, lost our family...
**[14:39] Mile**
You think we wouldn't be sad?
**[14:44] Reina**
Mile...
**[14:47] Pauline**
You're not the only one, Reina,
**[14:50] Pauline**
who doesn't want to lose their precious family.
**[14:53] Mavis**
Honestly, you don't even understand that?
**[14:55] Mavis**
You're the world's biggest idiot,
just like Mile said.
**[15:09] Reina**
Guys...
**[15:21] Mile**
Oops! I forgot to cast a search spell again!
**[15:26] Nano**
We expect that now.
**[15:28] Squad leader**
Greetings, unknown Hunters!
**[15:31] Squad leader**
We are bandits!
**[15:32] Squad leader**
Drop your weapons and surrender quietly.
**[15:35] Mile**
"We are bandits"? "Surrender"?
**[15:38] Pauline**
Somehow, those don't sound like
things bandits would say.
**[15:41] Mavis**
Plus, the way they move
like they're under orders,
**[15:43] ---**
and the uniformity of their equipment...
**[15:45] Mavis**
These are some suspicious "bandits."
**[15:48] Reina**
You're soldiers, aren't you?
**[15:51] Squad leader**
What are you saying?
**[15:52] Squad leader**
We are clearly a fully-fledged bandit group!
**[15:55] Squad leader**
Why would soldiers
pretend to be bandits, anyway?
**[15:58] Pauline**
Could it be... trade disruption?
**[16:02] Pauline**
If, for example,
the Albarn Empire resented Amroth
**[16:06] ---**
for gaining more from foreign
trade than they did,
**[16:09] Pauline**
so they dressed up as bandits
to attack the caravans...
**[16:12] Pauline**
Something like that?
**[16:15] Mavis**
Bull's-eye, huh?
**[16:16] Mile**
Seems like it.
**[16:18] Squad leader**
Indeed!
**[16:19] Squad leader**
We are the elite corps of the proud
Albarn Empire's military forces.
**[16:23] Mile**
Then those bandits before
were just small fry.
**[16:27] Reina**
But why would a military...
**[16:29] Reina**
Why did you slaughter innocent people?
**[16:33] Squad leader**
It's obvious.
**[16:34] Squad leader**
These are the acts of violent,
inhuman bands of bandits.
**[16:37] Squad leader**
To make it convincing,
we can't leave witnesses behind.
**[16:42] Reina**
How dare you.
**[16:44] Squad leader**
Everything is for the
prosperity of the empire.
**[16:47] Squad leader**
In the service of a great cause, a few
small sacrifices are unavoidable.
**[16:50] Squad leader**
And now, you will disappear as well!
**[16:53] Mile**
No, we won't.
**[16:55] Squad leader**
What?
**[16:56] Mile**
We won't let ourselves be killed
here by cowards like you!
**[17:01] Mile**
We four, the Crimson Vow,
will return to the capital together!
**[17:06] Mavis**
It's just as Mile says!
**[17:08] Pauline**
We can't have you looking down on us.
**[17:11] Mile**
We're doing this, Reina-san.
**[17:13] Reina**
I know!
**[17:14] Squad leader**
You're spouting nonsense.
**[17:16] Squad leader**
Annihilate them! Don't let them leave alive!
**[17:22] Mavis**
Godspeed Sword!
**[17:25] Pauline**
Boiling Water Ball!
**[17:30] Reina**
Fireball!
**[17:32] Bandit C**
Fool! That won't work on me!
**[17:35] Bandit C**
Icicle!
**[17:41] Reina**
You're the fool!
**[17:43] Squad leader**
We're losing to these little
Hunter girls? What's going on?
**[17:47] Squad leader**
D-Do not falter! Get them!
**[17:51] Mile**
Wear away the soles of their shoes at an angle!
**[17:53] Mile**
And put some spiky pebbles in them!
**[18:00] Bandits**
Ow! Ow, ow, ow! Ow!
**[18:02] Bandit A**
Ow, that hurts! What happened?
**[18:05] Bandit A**
Was it magic?
**[18:06] Mile**
That's more than enough to take care of you.
**[18:09] Nano**
Using nanomachines for
ridiculous magic like this...
**[18:12] Nano**
You're the first, Mile-sama.
**[18:14] Squad leader**
What are you doing?
**[18:16] Squad leader**
You call yourselves proud
soldiers of the Albarn Empire?
**[18:19] Squad leader**
Will you not fulfill your mission?
**[18:25] Reina**
I will not forgive you.
**[18:30] Squad leader**
Fine!
**[18:31] Squad leader**
Go ahead and kill me!
**[18:33] Squad leader**
If I must live the rest of my
life in shame, I'd rather die!
**[18:37] Mile**
Reina-san!
**[18:38] Mavis**
Mile...
**[18:42] Reina**
Blaze brightly, righteous fires of Hell!
**[18:45] Reina**
Burn him to ash!
**[18:58] Reina**
Who'd bother to kill someone like you?
**[19:05] Reina**
Ah! I feel so much better!
**[19:24] Mavis**
With this, the bandit issue
has been brought to a close.
**[19:27] Mavis**
Now, the Kingdom of Tils and the
Albarn Empire should settle the rest.
**[19:31] Pauline**
I'm sure the kingdom will avenge its people.
**[19:36] Pauline**
We can only hope.
**[19:38] Mile**
But...
**[19:39] Mile**
Her grandfather won't come back.
**[19:46] Old Man**
Who won't come back?
**[19:49] Reina**
You're asking who?
**[19:52] Old Man**
You mean me?
**[19:54] Girls**
Grandfather!
**[19:55] Merchant A**
Old-timer! You're alive?
**[19:57] Reina**
How are you here?
**[20:00] Old Man**
The thing is...
**[20:11] (Flashback) Squad leader**
Greetings, people of Amroth!
**[20:13] (Flashback) Hunter**
Wh-Who are you?
**[20:15] (Flashback) Old Man**
Huh?
**[20:24] Old Man**
It happened in a flash.
**[20:27] Old Man**
I couldn't move for the terror.
**[20:32] Old Man**
But I couldn't just hide
by myself and do nothing.
**[20:36] Old Man**
I gathered my resolve and decided to fight.
**[20:40] Old Man**
I was prepared to die there.
**[20:43] (Flashback) Anne**
Grandpa!
**[20:45] (Flashback) Reina**
As long as there's breath in
my body, I won't let you die.
**[20:50] Old Man**
But I couldn't die.
**[20:54] Old Man**
I ran. I got lost in the forest.
**[20:57] Old Man**
And I've finally made it back.
**[21:06] Anne**
Grandpa?
**[21:10] Old Man**
Anne!
**[21:11] Old Man**
Anne!
**[21:12] Anne**
Grandpa!
**[21:14] Anne**
Grandpa! Grandpa!
**[21:17] Old Man**
Anne... I'm sorry I scared you.
**[21:22] Old Man**
There, there.
**[21:23] Merchant A**
Old-timer, I'm glad you made it back alive!
**[21:28] Mavis**
I-I'm so glad!
**[21:30] Mavis**
I'm so glad! I'm so happy for you!
**[21:34] Pauline**
Dear, dear, Mavis. There, there.
**[21:37] Merchant A**
Old-timer, we're gonna expect
you to keep working hard!
**[21:41] Old Man**
Huh? But...
**[21:43] Merchant A**
The Crimson Vow have
captured all the bandits!
**[21:47] Old Man**
What? Really?
**[21:49] Old Man**
Thank you, Crimson Vow!
**[21:52] Mile**
I really am glad. Anne-chan didn't
lose any more of her precious family.
**[21:57] Mile**
Right, Reina-san?
**[22:00] Reina**
Yes.
**[22:03] Reina**
All right, Crimson Vow! Back to the capital!
**[22:07] Girls**
Yeah!
***SIGN*** Didn't I Say to Make My Abilities
Average in the Next Life?!
**[22:19] ---**
# E7 - Didn't I Say We Should Take Breaks Sometimes?!
Source: [Crunchyroll](https://www.crunchyroll.com/watch/GYEXGMZX6/didnt-i-say-we-should-take-breaks-sometimes)
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**[00:05] Mile**
Coming back here feels so relaxing...
**[00:08] Mavis**
It already has that feeling of being "home."
**[00:11] Pauline**
I agree.
**[00:12] Reina**
Come on, guys. Shouldn't you
at least take your gear off?
**[00:16] Mile**
Yeah. We should.
**[00:18] Mavis**
Okay. Let's do that.
**[00:20] Pauline**
Yes, let's.
**[00:25] Mile**
Huh? I can't move.
**[00:27] Mavis**
Could someone have cast paralysis magic on us?
**[00:31] Pauline**
That's not it. We're all just exhausted.
**[00:35] Reina**
Now that you mention it, all we've done since
graduating is take on one quest after another.
**[00:39] Reina**
We never really rested, did we?
**[00:42] Mile**
An abusive corporation...
**[00:44] Mavis**
What does that mean?
**[00:45] Mile**
A company that crushes workers
under impossible workloads,
**[00:48] Mile**
squeezing out every drop in search of profit.
**[00:50] Mile**
A villainous employer.
**[00:52] Pauline**
That brings shame on merchants everywhere!
**[00:55] Girls**
Stare...
**[00:57] Reina**
Huh? Wait! When did I become your employer?
**[01:00] Reina**
I'm your friend, right?
**[01:02] Reina**
And I'm just as tired as you are!
**[01:04] Mile**
Oh! You see this type a lot
with macho-style employers!
**[01:08] Mile**
They say that since they're tired too,
**[01:09] ---**
everyone should work even harder,
and they push for more.
**[01:12] Reina**
Honestly! Did I say anything like that?
**[01:14] Mavis**
Then, what do we think of taking
a little break starting tomorrow?
**[01:18] Mavis**
We've managed to save up quite a bit already.
**[01:20] Reina**
What? Really?
**[01:22] Mile**
Huh. Reina-san is the
happiest out of everyone.
**[01:24] Reina**
How long are you going to force
this "employer" role on me?
**[01:28] Mavis**
Right! Starting tomorrow, we're on vacation!
**[01:30] Girls**
Yay!
**[01:32] Pauline**
I have something I wanted to do!
**[01:34] Reina**
So do I!
**[01:35] Mavis**
I'm going to start by sleeping in,
so please don't wake me.
**[01:40] Mile**
And I... I wonder what I'll do.
***SIGN*** Didn't I Say to Make My Abilities
Average in the Next Life?!
***SIGN*** Episode 7
***SIGN*** Didn't I Say We Should Take Breaks Sometimes?!
**[03:30] Pauline**
Good morning, Mile-chan.
**[03:32] Mile**
Morning, Pauline-san.
**[03:36] Mile**
Where are Reina-san and Mavis-san?
**[03:39] Pauline**
They've been up and about for a while now.
**[03:42] Mile**
Didn't Mavis-san say she was sleeping in?
**[03:44] Pauline**
She did, but it seems she woke up
and went out earlier than anyone else.
**[03:48] Pauline**
When I woke up, she was already gone.
**[03:51] Pauline**
Reina and I had breakfast together,
then she went out.
**[03:55] Mile**
So that means I slept in the longest.
**[03:59] Pauline**
We're on vacation, so you
shouldn't let it trouble you.
**[04:03] Mile**
Pauline-san, what are you writing?
**[04:06] Pauline**
This is the Crimson Vow's accounts ledger.
**[04:09] Pauline**
All of our income and expenses
since our founding.
**[04:12] ---**
I've been wanting to organize
it all for a while now.
**[04:15] Mile**
Wait... Does that mean you remember all
of what we earned and spent so far?
**[04:21] Pauline**
I never forget anything when it comes to money.
**[04:24] Mile**
*Is it her merchant's blood?!*
**[04:25] Mile**
*Pauline-san is terrifying!*
**[04:28] Mile**
Oh, right. Both Reina-san and Mavis-san
said they had things they wanted to do.
**[04:33] Mile**
I wonder what they're doing.
**[04:35] Pauline**
Reina wouldn't tell me,
**[04:37] ---**
but Mavis said she was going to a nearby café.
**[04:41] Mile**
Café?
**[04:48] Mile**
Mavis-san is...
**[04:49] Pauline**
I see her.
**[04:50] Mile**
Huh?
**[05:06] Mile**
That's amazing!
**[05:07] Mile**
Just that one spot has this
super-elevated atmosphere!
**[05:10] Pauline**
Just what you'd expect from
someone of noble birth.
**[05:12] Pauline**
She must have spent her free time like
that since she was a little girl.
**[05:16] Girl A**
Say, isn't that person over there just sublime?
**[05:18] Girl B**
Yes! But are they a man? A woman?
**[05:21] Girl C**
Either way works just fine!
**[05:23] Mile**
Mavis-san!
**[05:24] Mavis**
Oh, Mile, Pauline! You came here.
**[05:27] Mile**
Mavis-san, you really look
like a noble! You're so cool!
**[05:31] Mavis**
R-Really?
**[05:32] Mile**
You wouldn't happen to have a childhood
friend named André, would you?
**[05:36] Mavis**
Um, no, I don't.
**[05:38] Mile**
What about a best friend
named Marie who's a princess?
**[05:40] Mile**
One who says things like, "As long as
I've got cake, I can do anything!"
**[05:44] Mavis**
I don't know anyone who says things like that.
**[05:47] Mile**
That's a shame.
**[05:48] Mavis**
What's a shame?
**[05:50] Mavis**
Reina isn't with you?
**[05:52] Pauline**
She went out before us.
**[05:54] ---**
No matter how many times I asked,
she wouldn't tell me where she was going.
**[05:57] Mavis**
Why not? That's stand-offish of her.
**[05:59] Mile**
Reina-san just went through something that
made her basically relive her painful past.
**[06:04] Mile**
Maybe she wanted to be alone.
**[06:07] Mavis**
That could be.
**[06:09] Pauline**
She is a sensitive person, after all.
**[06:17] Reina**
It's gotta be this one!
**[06:19] Reina**
Oh, but this one's nice, too.
**[06:21] Reina**
But I think...
**[06:24] Reina**
I can't let those three know
I enjoy doing things like this.
**[06:28] Reina**
Tee-hee! Reina-san, you're so
much girlier than I thought!
**[06:32] Reina**
Reina! I've written to my father,
asking him to send frilly dresses for you!
**[06:38] Reina**
Reina, perhaps you should switch
jobs from "mage" to "princess."
**[06:43] Reina**
I can just hear them poking fun at me.
**[06:46] Lenny**
Mile-san and Mavis-san might be like that,
**[06:49] ---**
but I don't think Pauline-san
would ever say those things.
**[06:52] Reina**
You think so?
**[06:53] Lenny**
Reina-san! I would love for you
to serve customers wearing that!
**[06:57] Reina**
Huh? Serve customers?
**[07:00] Reina**
Lenny?
**[07:01] Reina**
Wh-Why are you here?
**[07:04] Lenny**
I came out to shop for a few
things we were running low on,
**[07:06] ---**
and came across something very interesting.
**[07:09] Lenny**
To think I'd see the most stoic
member of the Crimson Vow
**[07:12] ---**
shopping for accessories of all things!
**[07:15] Reina**
I'm done for.
**[07:16] Reina**
Starting tomorrow, my name will go from
**[07:18] ---**
"Crimson Reina" to "Reina the
Pretending-to-Be-Sullen."
**[07:22] Lenny**
Why do you think I'd go and tell everyone?
**[07:25] Reina**
Huh? You're not going to?
**[07:27] Reina**
Huh?
**[07:28] Lenny**
The thing is, I like those kinds
of accessories too, but...
**[07:33] Lenny**
I'm not confident in my fashion sense, so...
**[07:38] Reina**
Just leave it to your big sister here.
**[07:40] Lenny**
Really?
**[07:43] Mile**
Mavis-san really is a noble, isn't she?
**[07:46] ---**
I mean, the book she was reading
was a poetry collection.
**[07:49] Mile**
It's those kinds of things
that show your upbringing.
**[07:52] Pauline**
You say that, but you're a noble too,
aren't you, Mile-chan?
**[07:54] Mile**
Huh?
**[07:55] Mile**
Oh. Well, yes, but...
**[07:58] Mile**
For me, things are a little complicated...
Sort of a special case...
**[08:01] Mile**
*After all, my past life as a commoner*
**[08:03] ---**
* lasted longer than my*
* current one as a noble has.*
**[08:06] Pauline**
That's right. You mentioned
that your family shunned you.
**[08:10] Pauline**
You weren't allowed to
live as a noble, were you?
**[08:14] Pauline**
I'm so sorry for asking you
about something so uncomfortable.
**[08:17] Mile**
Huh? Oh, uh, not at all. It's fine.
**[08:20] Mile**
*She misunderstood in a convenient way,*
**[08:22] ---**
*so I'll just pretend it's that.*
**[08:24] Pauline**
Locked in a dank, underground cell,
in tattered clothes...
**[08:28] ---**
Not even given a decent meal...
**[08:31] Mile**
Huh?
**[08:31] Pauline**
And once you escaped the underground prison,
**[08:35] Pauline**
you became wealthy, so you could exact
revenge upon those who had wronged you!
**[08:39] Mile**
So that I can...
**[08:41] Mile**
*I think that* Altered Folktale *I told before,*
**[08:44] ---**
* "Monte, Chris, and Count,"*
* is getting mixed in here.*
**[08:48] Mile**
So...
**[08:49] Mile**
Pauline-san, you're going to keep
working on the accounts ledger, right?
**[08:52] Pauline**
Oh, yes. That's what I was planning.
**[08:55] Mile**
In that case, I'll go out, too.
**[08:58] Mile**
And having said that,
there's nothing for me to do.
**[09:02] Mile**
But when it comes to spending
time on my own, I'm a pro!
**[09:06] Mile**
After all, in the eighteen
years of my last life,
**[09:08] ---**
I didn't ever really have any friends!
**[09:11] Nano**
Why are you stating such a tragic
fact as though you're proud of it?
**[09:15] Mile**
No, no...
**[09:16] Mile**
After nearly twenty years of it,
it really wasn't that bad.
**[09:20] Nano**
I think that, in itself, is very sad.
**[09:23] Mile**
Now, let's see. What should I do? First...
**[09:30] Nano**
Is something wrong?
**[09:31] Mile**
Huh? I can't think of anything.
**[09:33] Nano**
What?
**[09:34] Mile**
That's weird. What did I used to do?
**[09:38] Mile**
Oh! I watched TV and stuff.
**[09:40] Nano**
We don't have that in this world.
**[09:42] Mile**
True. And there's no internet or
game consoles... No manga, either.
**[09:48] Mile**
Got it!
**[09:51] Mile**
Leap!
**[09:55] Mile**
That's not quite it.
**[09:57] Mile**
Hup!
**[09:59] Nano**
Mile-sama, what are you doing?
**[10:02] Mile**
It came to me a while ago, and I've been
thinking I'd practice when I had the time.
**[10:06] Mile**
It's sure to come in handy.
**[10:09] Mile**
The jumping dogeza!
**[10:12] Mile**
Jump!
**[10:16] Mile**
Nailed it! I am now ready to
use this move at any moment!
**[10:20] Nano**
I have no idea as to when or where
you might need to use that move,
**[10:25] Nano**
but I am glad you're satisfied.
**[10:27] Mile**
Now, has it been about an hour?
**[10:30] Nano**
It hasn't even been ten minutes yet.
**[10:32] Mile**
What? Really?
**[10:34] Mile**
Then what should I do next?
**[10:39] Mile**
It really is strange.
**[10:41] ---**
I used to be able to think of
things to do on my own right away.
**[10:46] Mile**
No, no. Let's calm down here.
**[10:48] Mile**
I should be able to kill a day or
two of this vacation, no problem!
**[10:53] Nano**
Is it really something to fret over?
**[10:55] Mile**
Well, this used to be the thing I was best at.
**[10:58] Mile**
Without this, I won't have
any redeeming features left.
**[11:01] Nano**
Your self-esteem really
is at rock bottom, isn't it?
**[11:06] Mile**
I'll just carve a random Nendonaroid
and draw some meaningless doodles.
**[11:10] Mile**
I'll read through some random
papers I found near the trash.
**[11:13] Mile**
I'll lie around and daydream up a story.
**[11:16] Mile**
Then I'll start wanting to just laze around.
**[11:19] Nano**
All of those things seem
rather pointless to me.
**[11:22] Mile**
That's all right.
**[11:23] Mile**
If the Nendonaroid sells, or they enjoy
my *Altered Folktale*, that's great,
**[11:27] Mile**
but I'm fundamentally bad at trying to
be of use or make something of my own.
**[11:32] Mile**
Doing something pointless lets
you just relax and do it, right?
**[11:35] Nano**
You're really just killing time, aren't you?
**[11:37] Mile**
Exactly.
**[11:39] Mile**
All right...
**[11:40] Reina**
Oh, there she is!
**[11:41] Mile**
Huh? You're all together?
**[11:44] Pauline**
The others came back,
**[11:46] ---**
so we thought we'd come invite you
to do something together with us.
**[11:49] Mile**
Huh?
**[11:50] Reina**
So could you hurry up and wrap
up whatever it is you're doing?
**[11:53] Reina**
Huh? You have sand in your bangs.
What were you doing?
**[11:57] Mile**
Oh! This? I was sort of working
on a secret technique.
**[12:02] Pauline**
Huh? You don't want to finish?
**[12:04] Mile**
It's all right.
**[12:05] Reina**
In that case, let's head back to the room.
**[12:07] Mavis**
Sorry. This is all because of Reina.
**[12:10] Reina**
What are you talking about?
**[12:12] Reina**
You're the one who wouldn't
quit saying how bored you were!
**[12:15] Reina**
Honestly.
**[12:15] Mavis**
Is that so?
**[12:19] Mile**
*So that's what it was...*
**[12:22] Mile**
*I started getting bad at being on my own...*
**[12:25] Mile**
*when I started spending more time with them.*
**[12:33] Reina**
Say! Should we all hang
out together again today?
**[12:35] Mavis**
Sounds good!
**[12:36] Pauline**
Yes, it does!
**[12:37] Reina**
What about you, Mile?
**[12:39] Mile**
Of course!
**[12:40] Reina**
Then since we hung out in our room yesterday,
**[12:42] ---**
today we'll go out somewhere!
**[12:44] Mile**
What?
**[12:45] Pauline**
Is something wrong?
**[12:46] Mavis**
Do you not want to go out?
**[12:48] Mile**
It's not that.
**[12:50] Mile**
It's just been a while since
I went anywhere with friends.
**[12:52] ---**
I got a little emotional.
**[12:54] Mavis**
I see.
**[12:55] Pauline**
If that's the case, then we should
go out together a lot more!
**[12:59] Reina**
Then why don't we have Mile
decide where we're going?
**[13:03] Mile**
Huh?
**[13:03] Mavis**
Yes, let's do that.
**[13:04] Pauline**
I'm in favor. We'll go anywhere with you.
**[13:07] Reina**
What do you want to do?
**[13:08] Mile**
Um. Let's see...
**[13:11] Mile**
I want to go sea bathing!
**[13:13] Reina**
Sea bathing? What's that?
**[13:16] Mavis**
Maybe she means going to the
seaside and playing in the water?
**[13:20] Mile**
Yes! That's it!
**[13:22] Pauline**
But I've never gone sea bathing before.
**[13:26] Reina**
Me neither.
**[13:27] Mavis**
Me neither. I've only heard of it.
**[13:30] Mile**
Don't worry! I'll get everything ready!
**[13:33] Reina**
Well, if Mile says she wants to...
**[13:36] Pauline**
It has been hotter recently.
It might feel nice to go the beach.
**[13:41] Mavis**
That's true.
**[13:42] Mile**
Then, could we go tomorrow?
**[13:44] Reina**
Huh? Why?
**[13:46] Mile**
I want to get everything we need ready.
**[13:48] Mile**
First, we need swimsuits!
**[13:50] Pauline**
Swimsuits?
**[13:51] Mile**
Special clothes for playing in the water.
**[13:53] Mile**
If you go in the water in normal clothes,
**[13:55] ---**
they'll get soaked and heavy,
and stick to you.
**[13:57] Mile**
In a worst case scenario,
they could become see-through.
**[13:59] Mavis**
I see.
**[14:00] Mile**
You wear swimsuits right against your skin,
**[14:03] ---**
so you need to know your exact size.
**[14:06] Mile**
Which is why...
**[14:07] Mile**
I hope you'll allow me to measure you.
**[14:10] Mile**
Naked!
**[14:11] Girls**
What?
**[14:14] Reina**
Do I really have to be naked?
**[14:17] Mile**
It's something that has to
stand up to waves and swimming.
**[14:20] Mile**
If it doesn't fit right,
it could slip and come off.
**[14:24] Reina**
Fine...
**[14:25] Reina**
Huh? Wait! Why are you touching me there?
**[14:28] Mile**
It's just the measuring tape.
**[14:29] Mile**
You know, it's hard to tell
through your clothes,
**[14:32] ---**
but your curves are quite
soft and have a lovely shape.
**[14:35] Reina**
Don't stare at me like that!
**[14:37] Pauline**
It really is embarrassing for
someone to see you naked, isn't it?
**[14:41] Mavis**
Is it?
**[14:42] Pauline**
Huh?
**[14:42] Pauline**
You don't mind it?
**[14:44] Mavis**
Since I was little, I've always had maids to
help when I was bathing or changing clothes.
**[14:48] Pauline**
That's a noble for you!
**[14:50] Mile**
Reina-san, your bottom
is all pink and adorable.
**[14:53] Reina**
Color has nothing to do
with measuring, does it?
**[15:03] Mile**
Next, Pauline-san! Please come in!
**[15:06] Pauline**
Oh! Coming!
**[15:07] Reina**
Be careful.
**[15:09] Pauline**
Huh? Of what?
**[15:11] Mile**
Pauline-san!
**[15:15] Mile**
Now, then. I'll go buy materials for
the swimsuits, plus other things we'll need.
**[15:21] Pauline**
She's really going all out, isn't she?
**[15:22] Reina**
Is sea bathing really that much fun?
**[15:25] Mavis**
The kind I know about, you just
spend a leisurely time at the beach.
**[15:32] Nano**
Why sea bathing?
**[15:34] Mile**
If we're all going to do something together,
**[15:36] ---**
I want it to be something I
didn't get to do my last life.
**[15:46] Pauline**
There it is!
**[15:47] Mile**
The ocean!
**[15:52] Mile**
We're here!
**[15:53] Reina**
It's like we reserved it for ourselves!
**[15:55] Mavis**
It was worth waking up early.
**[15:57] Mile**
Now, at long last!
**[16:01] Mile**
These are the things we need for sea bathing!
**[16:03] Pauline**
Did you make all of these?
**[16:05] Mile**
No one sold anything like
what I had in my country.
**[16:08] Mile**
So I recreated them using substitutes!
**[16:11] Mavis**
That's amazing.
**[16:12] Reina**
What do you do with them?
**[16:13] Mile**
With this one, you bob.
With this one, you squeal.
**[16:16] Mile**
With this one, you exchange shots.
With this one, you stab.
**[16:19] Mile**
This one, you lie on.
**[16:20] Mile**
This one, you put on.
**[16:22] Reina**
I have no idea what she just said.
**[16:24] Mavis**
She seems sort of frenzied.
**[16:26] Pauline**
I think I'm going to mess up the order...
**[16:27] Mile**
Not at all!
**[16:28] Mile**
There isn't an order, and you don't
have to do everything at once.
**[16:32] Mile**
And now...
**[16:33] Mile**
These are your swimsuits!
**[16:36] Pauline**
This is the whole thing?
**[16:38] Reina**
I feel like there isn't enough fabric.
**[16:40] Mile**
Don't worry!
**[16:42] Pauline**
But this is...
**[16:43] Reina**
It's a little...
**[16:44] Mile**
Please, I'm begging you! Swimsuits are
the crowning glory of sea bathing!
**[16:48] Mile**
There can be no sea bathing
without swimsuits!
**[16:50] Mile**
Please wear them!
**[16:52] Mile**
Jump!
**[16:54] Mile**
I beg of you!
**[16:55] Mavis**
Wait, Mile...
**[16:56] Pauline**
You don't have to go that far.
**[16:58] Mile**
You'll wear them?
**[17:00] Reina**
So that's what you were doing out back.
**[17:03] Reina**
Well, we did say we'd go along
with whatever you wanted.
**[17:07] Mile**
Then, without delay...
**[17:08] Mile**
Changing rooms!
**[17:11] Reina**
She really is prepared.
**[17:12] Mavis**
Huh? Why isn't there a room for you, Mile?
**[17:15] Mile**
Why, thank you for asking.
**[17:17] Mile**
As per the basics, I am fully prepared...
**[17:20] Mile**
I came wearing it under my clothes!
**[17:25] Mile**
Now, all of you change, too!
**[17:31] Mile**
Now, when I call your name, please come out!
**[17:34] Mile**
First, we have Mavis-san!
**[17:39] Mile**
Just what I'd expect from
you, Mavis-san. It's perfect!
**[17:42] Mavis**
I-Is it?
**[17:43] Mile**
And moving on, we have Pauline-san!
**[17:49] Mile**
Pauline-san! That's an out!
**[17:51] Pauline**
Am I wearing it wrong?
**[17:53] Mile**
No. You're fine.
**[17:55] Pauline**
I do think these clothes are cute,
**[17:58] ---**
but I still feel like there
isn't nearly enough fabric.
**[18:01] Mile**
Not at all! In my country,
everyone wears these.
**[18:04] Mile**
They bring out a woman's charms
to their maximum level!
**[18:07] ---**
They're magic clothes!
**[18:08] Mile**
Next, we have Reina-san!
**[18:14] Reina**
What is with this wig?
**[18:16] Reina**
Honestly, Mile!
**[18:17] Mile**
Reina-san, it really suits you.
**[18:20] Reina**
Y-You think so?
**[18:22] Reina**
Huh?
**[18:24] Mile**
Wha? Huh? Y-Y-Your bust is—
**[18:26] Girls**
Huh?
**[18:28] Mavis**
Oh, Mile, did your bust get bigger?
**[18:30] Pauline**
Yes, I thought you were fla—
**[18:32] Pauline**
...more modestly sized, weren't you?
**[18:35] Reina**
Mile! What is the meaning of this?
**[18:37] Mile**
It's because I'm still growing.
**[18:40] Mile**
*Actually, my top is the only one*
**[18:42] Mile**
*that I put padding in.*
**[18:44] Nano**
Just what I'd expect from you, Mile-sama.
That's playing dirty.
**[18:46] Mile**
One, two, three, four,
**[18:50] Mile**
five, six, seven, eight.
**[18:54] Mile**
All right. That's our warm-up exercises done.
**[18:56] Reina**
Okay!
**[18:57] Mavis**
This is the first time I've
ever swum in the ocean!
**[18:59] Pauline**
Me, too!
**[19:01] Mile**
Oh! Wait a moment!
**[19:03] Reina**
What is it?
**[19:04] Mile**
There's a particular etiquette
to going into the ocean.
**[19:06] Mile**
We have to follow the rules.
**[19:08] Reina**
Huh?
**[19:09] Pauline**
There's an etiquette to it?
**[19:11] Mile**
That's right! You can't just go swim.
**[19:15] Mavis**
We can't swim?
**[19:16] Mile**
If you immerse yourself in the water,
**[19:18] ---**
no one can see the cute swimsuit
you took such pains to wear.
**[19:21] Reina**
Aren't these swimsuits meant for swimming?
**[19:23] Mile**
No, they aren't.
**[19:24] Mile**
They are simply costumes used
to enliven the beach atmosphere.
**[19:27] Pauline**
But yesterday you talked about
functionality and drag, didn't you?
**[19:31] Mile**
That was only if the worst happened.
**[19:33] Mavis**
So for sea bathing,
actual swimming is the worst.
**[19:37] Mile**
Girls usually use those things I made to
lie back and relax, or they play in the sand.
**[19:43] Mile**
They don't swim! They frolic in
the shallows, giggling and squealing!
**[19:48] Mavis**
Somehow, this is very different
from what I'd imagined.
**[19:50] Mile**
Now! Start the giggling and squealing!
**[20:32] Pauline**
Sea bathing certainly is fun.
**[20:35] Mavis**
Quite a lot of fun.
**[20:37] Reina**
Not bad at all. It might be fun to
come here every once in a while.
**[20:40] Mile**
I'm so glad! I had fun, too!
**[20:46] Man A**
What are you girls doing?
**[20:48] Mile**
Oh, it's called sea bathing.
**[20:51] Man A**
Sea bathing, huh?
**[20:53] ---**
And you do it like that, nearly naked,
even though you're girls?
**[20:58] Reina**
Wait! Mile! You said this
was normal, didn't you?
**[21:02] Mile**
It's normal in m-my country...
**[21:05] Boy**
Wow! Naked girls! Naked girls!
**[21:08] Mom**
Don't look!
**[21:13] Girls**
K—
**[21:14] Mile**
K?
**[21:15] Girls**
Kyaa!
**[21:20] Reina**
Honestly! That disaster was all your fault!
**[21:24] Mile**
As per the basics, I was completely unprepared,
and forgot to bring a change of underwear.
**[21:27] Mile**
It's all breezy under my clothes.
**[21:29] Reina**
Stop talking!
**[21:30] Mavis**
Now, now. Mile didn't mean any harm.
**[21:34] Mile**
I really didn't know!
**[21:36] ---**
I never thought that swimsuits in this
worl—country would cover up so much!
**[21:40] Reina**
What kind of country did you used to live in?
**[21:43] Mavis**
It does seem a little strange.
**[21:46] Mile**
No, it wasn't! It's a
really nice worl—country!
**[21:50] Mile**
It really is!
**[21:52] Mavis**
All right, we understand.
**[21:53] Reina**
Anyway! I think that a penalty of no
allowance for three months sounds about right.
**[21:58] Mile**
What?
**[22:00] Reina**
Right, Pauline?
**[22:02] Reina**
Huh?
**[22:07] Mile**
Pauline-san?
***SIGN*** Didn't I Say to Make My Abilities
Average in the Next Life?!
**[22:18] ---**
# E8 - No One Mentioned That Pauline's Getting Married, Did They?!
Source: [Crunchyroll](https://www.crunchyroll.com/watch/GY0X51Z46/no-one-mentioned-that-paulines-getting-married-did-they)
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**[00:02] Mile**
Pauline-san doesn't seem to be anywhere.
**[00:05] Reina**
Where'd she go?
**[00:07] Mavis**
I hope she isn't caught up
in some kind of trouble.
**[00:12] Lenny**
Mavis-san, a letter's arrived for you.
**[00:18] Mavis**
Thank you.
**[00:19] Lenny**
No problem.
**[00:22] Mavis**
Oh, it's from my younger older brother.
**[00:24] Mile**
"Younger older brother"?
**[00:26] Mavis**
I have three older brothers, you see.
**[00:29] Mavis**
I call them my elder older brother, middle
older brother, and younger older brother.
**[00:33] Mile**
You do?
**[00:35] Mavis**
My brothers worry about me,
so they send me letters every day.
**[00:41] Mavis**
See?
**[00:42] Mile**
Every day?
**[00:44] Reina**
That's a little...
**[00:46] Mavis**
Well, they always write the same thing.
**[00:52] Mavis**
He's written saying to come home again.
**[00:56] Mile**
Is something wrong?
**[00:58] Mavis**
My younger older brother's getting married.
**[01:00] Mile**
Oh! Congratulations!
**[01:02] Reina**
Is he marrying a noble?
**[01:06] Mavis**
The daughter of the Beckett Company...
**[01:09] Mavis**
Huh?
**[01:11] Mavis**
Pauline?
**[01:12] Girls**
What?
***SIGN*** Didn't I Say to Make My Abilities
Average in the Next Life?!
***SIGN*** Episode 8
***SIGN*** No One Mentioned That Pauline's
Getting Married, Did They?!
**[02:53] Mother**
Pauline!
**[02:54] Alan**
Onee-chan!
**[02:58] Pauline**
Mother!
**[02:59] Pauline**
Alan!
**[03:05] Company head**
Welcome back.
***SIGN*** How was your Hunter training?
***SIGN*** It's time for you to make yourself useful to us, Pauline.
**[03:22] Mavis**
My family, the family of Count Austien,
is a military family.
**[03:27] Mavis**
As the kingdom's sword and shield,
**[03:30] ---**
we've won many battles.
**[03:32] Mile**
That's a distinguished family line.
**[03:35] Reina**
So why would someone from the military
nobility marry the daughter of a merchant?
**[03:40] Mavis**
That's...
**[03:43] Company head**
Waging war always requires money.
**[03:48] Company head**
As far as Count Austien is concerned,
the more patrons the better.
**[03:51] Company head**
And we get that much closer
to the royal family, you see?
**[03:58] Company head**
Viscount Boardman!
***SIGN*** Is that any way to look at your own parent?
**[04:04] Pauline**
Parent? What are you saying?
***SIGN*** As a count's family and a merchant's are a poor match for each other,
***SIGN*** you will become my adopted daughter.
***SIGN*** As a viscount's daughter, Pauline Boardman, you will be married.
**[04:17] Pauline**
Just how much do you plan to
take advantage of my family?
***SIGN*** What else do you expect? It is the reason I've kept all of you, after all.
***SIGN*** Do your best to be useful.
***SIGN*** It would be best not to turn your magic against me.
***SIGN*** Look.
***SIGN*** The reason I allowed you to go to the Hunter training school
**[04:42] ---**
was to increase your value as merchandise.
**[04:45] Company head**
That's right!
***SIGN*** Thanks to that, I've found a good prospect.
***SIGN*** When they heard the bride would be able to use magic, they were overjoyed.
**[04:53] Company head**
Overjoyed!
***SIGN*** The count will be here very soon.
***SIGN*** Be sure to behave yourself.
**[05:00] Company head**
Get it?
**[05:11] Mile**
This is Pauline-san's hometown?
**[05:14] Mavis**
It seems quite desolate.
**[05:16] Reina**
It's just like Lenny said.
**[05:19] (Flashback) Lenny**
They say that ever since that town got a
new company head, it's changed completely.
**[05:24] (Flashback) Lenny**
Please, be careful, okay?
**[05:26] Mile**
That new company head was
Pauline's father's enemy, right?
**[05:32] Reina**
Yes.
**[05:33] Reina**
Pauline was probably forced to come
back for a political marriage.
**[05:38] Mavis**
I know I should be happy that my younger
older brother's getting married,
**[05:42] Mavis**
but I don't want to do anything that
would trample on Pauline's feelings.
**[05:46] Mile**
In that case, should we proceed with the
intent of crushing this political marriage?
**[05:50] Reina**
No objections!
**[05:51] Mavis**
Of course.
**[05:52] Mile**
Now that's settled, first, we need
to gather information.
**[05:55] Reina**
It'd be nice if we could find
someone who knows all about it.
**[05:58] Small fry A**
Hey! You there. Ladies!
**[06:01] Small fry A**
This is your first time in this town, right?
**[06:03] Small fry B**
That means you gotta pay the
entrance fee and passage toll.
**[06:07] Small fry C**
If you don't have the money, we wouldn't
mind you paying with your bodies.
**[06:10] Small fry C**
Pant, pant...
**[06:11] Mile**
Another easy to read gang has appeared.
**[06:14] Small fry B**
We've been hired by this town's company head.
**[06:18] Small fry C**
Go against him and things'll get rough.
**[06:21] Small fry C**
Pant, pant...
**[06:22] Mile**
Someone who knows all about it!
**[06:24] Mile**
Um, if we stay here, everyone will see.
That's embarrassing, so...
**[06:28] Mile**
Could we go over there?
**[06:33] Small fry**
We're sorry!
**[06:35] Mile**
We'd like to ask a few questions. Is that okay?
**[06:38] Reina**
If you answer them nicely,
we'll settle for only half-killing you.
**[06:43] Small fry**
We're already half-dead.
**[06:45] Mavis**
Tell us everything you know about your master,
the company head that runs this town.
***SIGN*** Thank you for coming, Count Austien.
**[06:55] Company head**
Thank you so much for agreeing
to marriage talks with us.
**[07:00] Company head**
We of the Beckett Company have,
for a long time,
**[07:03] ---**
wished to pursue an amicable
relationship with your lordship.
**[07:06] Pauline**
*I could bring these two down at any time.*
**[07:07] Company head**
Now that you're here,
**[07:09] Pauline**
*But then Mother and Alan would...*
**[07:10] ---**
I can assure you that you will be
not only completely satisfied,
**[07:12] ---**
but overjoyed with this arrangement.
**[07:12] Pauline**
*I have to find a way to help them get away.*
**[07:15] Austien**
I've only come today to meet the bride.
**[07:19] Austien**
Would it be the lady there?
**[07:21] Company head**
Yes!
**[07:22] Company head**
Introduce yourself.
**[07:25] Pauline**
My name is Pauline.
**[07:27] Austien**
Right.
**[07:28] Austien**
Will you allow the two of us a
little time to speak in private?
***SIGN*** Of course.
***SIGN*** Pauline, make sure you mind your manners.
**[07:41] Pauline**
U-Um, was there something you wanted from me?
**[07:45] Austien**
"The Crimson Vow"... I think that was it.
**[07:47] Pauline**
What?
**[07:48] Austien**
I know that you are a Hunter
who works with my daughter.
**[07:52] Pauline**
Count Austien...
**[07:55] Pauline**
So you *are* Mavis-san's father.
**[07:58] Austien**
That's right. And...
**[08:00] Austien**
I do not approve of Mavis being a Hunter.
**[08:05] Austien**
Perform your duties, and don't
try anything uncalled for.
**[08:09] Austien**
This is a warning.
**[08:11] Pauline**
Do you know about me, too?
**[08:14] Austien**
My reach extends further than all of you think.
**[08:19] Austien**
Understand?
**[08:26] Pauline**
* I can't give up now,*
* after everything that's happened!*
**[08:31] Mile**
Things are worse than I thought.
**[08:33] Reina**
Yes...
**[08:34] Reina**
Hoarding merchandise. Monopolies.
Hiking prices unfairly.
**[08:39] Reina**
Those who oppose him are sent to prison
with no chance to defend themselves.
**[08:42] Reina**
The company head here is exhausting
every limit of evildoing.
**[08:47] Mavis**
And since he's connected to the
local lord, Viscount Boardman,
**[08:50] ---**
he can get away with whatever he wants.
**[08:52] Mile**
Even setting Pauline-san's situation aside,
this is unforgivable.
**[08:55] Mile**
Let's go storm the place now!
**[08:57] Mavis**
Yes!
**[08:58] Reina**
Calm down.
**[09:00] Reina**
We're up against a viscount this time.
**[09:02] Reina**
This is really bad.
**[09:04] Reina**
If we mess up, we'll all be fugitives.
**[09:07] Mile**
That's... not something we want.
**[09:10] Mavis**
We wouldn't be able to work
as the Crimson Vow anymore.
**[09:13] Reina**
We have to move carefully here.
**[09:20] Mile**
They just have to not know
we're the Crimson Vow, right?
**[09:24] Reina**
Well. I guess.
**[09:25] Mile**
Then leave it to me!
**[09:28] Nano**
I feel like Mile-sama is trying to kill
the seriousness of the situation again.
**[09:46] Mavis**
A single flower blooming in the morning mist!
**[09:49] Mavis**
Morning Dress Mask!
**[09:51] Reina**
A single flower blooming in the sunlight!
**[09:54] Reina**
Afternoon Dress Mask!
**[09:56] Mile**
A single flower blooming in the moonlight!
**[09:59] Mile**
Evening Dress Mask!
**[10:03] Nano**
Oh, dear. I knew it.
**[10:05] Mile**
We nailed it!
**[10:06] Reina**
With these on, it won't matter
if people see our faces!
**[10:09] Mavis**
Yes. That's Mile for you.
**[10:14] Private troops**
Intruders!
**[10:15] Private troops**
Engage! Engage!
**[10:18] Mile**
Oh! Oh no!
**[10:34] Mile**
How many of you are there?
**[10:41] Pauline**
I wonder what's happened.
**[10:43] Mother**
Pauline!
**[10:44] Pauline**
Mother!
**[10:46] Pauline**
Where are the guards?
**[10:47] Mother**
They went to help with the trouble outside.
**[10:50] Mother**
It appears something dreadful is happening.
**[10:53] ---**
I seized the opportunity and escaped.
**[10:55] Pauline**
What about Alan?
**[10:56] Mother**
He's safe.
**[10:57] Mother**
I asked someone I could trust,
who got him out of here.
**[11:01] Pauline**
I'm so glad.
**[11:02] Mother**
I'm so sorry that I'm making
you go through all of this.
**[11:06] Pauline**
Don't be. I made friends I can
trust at the Hunter school.
**[11:11] ---**
I was very happy.
**[11:13] Pauline**
I should be apologizing for not having
fulfilled my duty as a daughter yet.
**[11:18] Mother**
You... You couldn't be...
**[11:21] Company head**
Oh! So this is where you are!
**[11:23] Company head**
My lord viscount! She's over here!
**[11:26] Pauline**
Mother, you should hide.
***SIGN*** What do you think you're doing here?
***SIGN*** Sit quietly in your room.
**[11:34] Pauline**
What's going on outside?
**[11:36] Company head**
It's probably just some rabble from
town who oppose the way we do things.
***SIGN*** Looks like we'll have to levy some more heavy taxes,
**[11:43] ---**
and show them who their masters are.
**[11:48] Pauline**
Are you sure this is all right?
**[11:50] Pauline**
Count Austien is here, yet you've
caused an incident like this.
**[11:54] Company head**
It's nothing for you to worry about.
**[11:57] Company head**
Right now, the full military force of
this mansion is out there cleaning it up.
**[12:01] Pauline**
The full military force...
**[12:02] Pauline**
Then there aren't any
soldiers in here, are there?
**[12:06] Company head**
Of course not!
**[12:08] Pauline**
I see. Not one.
**[12:11] Pauline**
That means...
**[12:12] Pauline**
Right now, I can bid the two
of you a proper farewell.
**[12:16] Pauline**
Ice Javelin!
***SIGN*** Don't do anything stupid!
***SIGN*** Don't you care what happens to your mother and little brother?
**[12:27] Mother**
Don't worry.
**[12:30] Mother**
I'm right here.
**[12:32] Company head**
What? Why are you here?
**[12:34] Company head**
What happened to the guards?
**[12:36] Pauline**
Mother!
**[12:37] Mother**
Yes!
***SIGN*** Don't come any closer!
**[12:42] Mile**
This is revenge.
**[12:45] Mile**
This is revenge.
**[12:48] Pauline**
That voice...
***SIGN*** Wh-What's this?
**[12:55] Mile**
This is for revenge!
***SIGN*** Wh-What are you talking about?
**[13:00] Company head**
Who are you?
**[13:02] Mavis**
We are champions of justice! The Crimson Vow!
**[13:05] Mile**
The Crimson Fountains of Blood!
**[13:07] Reina**
Hey! Why are you telling them our name?
**[13:10] Mavis**
Sorry, it just slipped out.
**[13:12] Mile**
I wonder if they figured it out.
***SIGN*** Crimson Fountains of Blood?
**[13:16] Company head**
What an evil name for a party!
**[13:18] Mile**
Thank goodness. We're okay.
**[13:21] Pauline**
*They all came for me!*
**[13:24] Austien**
What is all the commotion I've been hearing?
***SIGN*** Count Austien!
***SIGN*** Th-This is...
**[13:32] Pauline**
This is revenge!
**[13:34] Pauline**
Two and a half years ago,
**[13:35] ---**
Viscount Boardman and the others here
hired thieves to kill my father.
**[13:40] Pauline**
They forged documents and
took over the company.
**[13:43] Pauline**
And now, they're committing every
injustice imaginable against this town
**[13:46] ---**
in order to line their own pockets!
**[13:48] Company head**
How dare you say such things?
***SIGN*** This girl seems to have taken leave of her senses.
***SIGN*** Please allow us to handle this matter.
**[13:57] Pauline**
My lord count! Please, listen to me!
**[14:03] Austien**
I have heard both parties' arguments.
**[14:06] Austien**
There is no further need for words!
**[14:11] Austien**
Both sides should prove their
righteousness with the sword!
**[14:14] Pauline**
Of course!
***SIGN*** What?
**[14:20] Pauline**
I am Pauline. To avenge my father,
I am prepared to risk everything.
**[14:26] Pauline**
And to my friends who stand
by me in my vengeance,
**[14:29] ---**
entrusting me with their lives
and futures, I give my thanks.
***SIGN*** This girl!
**[14:35] Company head**
I'll kill you before you can use your magic!
***SIGN*** What is this?
**[14:45] Company head**
I'm sinking!
***SIGN*** Wh-When did you cast the spell?
**[14:51] Pauline**
Earlier, while I was praying.
**[14:54] Pauline**
You don't have to say a
spell aloud, you know.
**[14:56] ---**
You can just think it in your head.
**[14:58] Pauline**
Didn't you know that?
***SIGN*** Y-You can use shadow casting?
***SIGN*** That advanced technique where you don't chant the spell?
**[15:05] Pauline**
Yes!
**[15:08] Company head**
Oh, I stopped.
**[15:12] Pauline**
Count your transgressions.
**[15:24] Pauline**
Mother...
**[15:26] Mother**
Pauline... It's all over.
**[15:28] Pauline**
Yes.
**[15:30] Pauline**
My lord count, thank you very much.
**[15:34] Mother**
With this, my late husband can rest easy.
**[15:37] Austien**
Gratitude is unnecessary.
I knew of their evil deeds.
**[15:40] Austien**
This just happened to be a good
opportunity to pass judgment on them.
**[15:44] Austien**
My true objective lies elsewhere.
**[15:47] Austien**
When I first heard of these marriage
talks from Viscount Boardman,
**[15:50] Austien**
and learned that you were the other
party involved, I began planning.
**[15:55] Austien**
Meeting at the Hunter school...
**[15:57] ---**
The progress of the Crimson Vow...
**[15:59] Austien**
Your bonds are strong.
**[16:01] ---**
And for that very reason, you would not
fail to rescue a friend in dire straits.
**[16:06] Austien**
Isn't that right, Mavis?
**[16:08] Mavis**
I am a single flower blooming
in the morning mist!
**[16:11] Mavis**
Morning—
**[16:12] Austien**
I am your father. You can't fool me.
**[16:15] Mile**
To think someone could see
through these perfect disguises.
**[16:18] Reina**
Is this the bond between parent and child?
**[16:21] Nano**
Thinking that these masks
would work as a disguise...
**[16:24] Nano**
You've all been completely Mile-sama-ified.
**[16:28] Austien**
You're coming home, Mavis.
**[16:30] Mavis**
Father...
**[16:32] Mile**
Please, wait. Mavis-san is important
to us as a teammate and a friend.
**[16:36] Reina**
Don't just take her away with you!
**[16:38] Austien**
This is a family matter.
**[16:40] ---**
You have no say in it.
**[16:42] Austien**
If you want to pretend to be a knight,
I'll see you get some lessons.
**[16:47] Austien**
Come back home.
**[16:48] Mavis**
Father...
**[16:52] Mavis**
No.
**[16:54] Mavis**
The Crimson Vow is not a game.
**[16:56] Mavis**
I want to become a true knight.
**[16:59] Austien**
You don't even know what a knight
really is, and you say such things...
**[17:04] Austien**
Teach her how a sword should be used.
**[17:05] knights**
Yes, sir!
**[17:07] Knight A**
My lady!
**[17:08] Knight B**
Please forgive us.
**[17:09] Mavis**
Godspeed Sword! 1.2x speed!
**[17:14] Austien**
What?
**[17:16] Mavis**
With this, I'm sure you understand.
**[17:18] Mavis**
The person I am now is not the person you knew.
**[17:21] Mavis**
Everything is thanks to my master there.
**[17:28] Mile**
Me?
**[17:29] Austien**
She's your master?
**[17:31] Mavis**
That's right, Father!
**[17:33] Austien**
Interesting.
**[17:34] Austien**
In that case, if she's stronger than me,
**[17:37] ---**
I'll let you have your way for a while.
**[17:40] Mavis**
What? Father, does that mean...
**[17:47] Mile**
How did things turn out like this?
**[17:49] Mavis**
I'm sorry, Mile!
**[17:51] Austien**
Here I come!
**[17:55] Mile**
*He's fast.*
**[17:56] Reina**
Your dad seems pretty strong...
**[17:58] Mavis**
It's because he's always going off to battle.
**[18:01] Mavis**
My father's swordwork was forged on
the battlefield, gained through real combat.
**[18:09] Austien**
What's wrong? Is this all you've got?
**[18:11] Mile**
Um, could I have a moment?
**[18:13] Austien**
What is it?
**[18:14] Mile**
It's a lot harder to move
than I thought it would be.
**[18:18] Mile**
And it's hard to see.
**[18:20] Mile**
Okay! Here I come!
**[18:23] Austien**
What?
**[18:27] Mile**
Oh, you stopped me.
**[18:28] Mile**
Then I'll go faster.
**[18:32] Austien**
*Her form is haphazard.*
**[18:34] Austien**
* You can't call it swordwork,*
* but she's got power and speed.*
**[18:38] Austien**
*This strength... It's not human!*
**[18:41] Austien**
*And yet!*
**[18:46] Austien**
Whoever you are, you will return Mavis to me!
**[18:49] Mile**
Why do you go so far to oppose her?
**[18:51] Austien**
Hunters can die at any moment!
**[18:54] Austien**
You think I'd stand by and
let Mavis become one of them?
**[18:58] Austien**
I raised Mavis.
**[19:00] Austien**
Dancing, singing,
playing musical instruments...
**[19:03] Austien**
She learned every skill she
would need to enter society.
**[19:05] ---**
I made her the perfect lady!
**[19:08] Austien**
What does she have to be unhappy about?
**[19:10] Mile**
Mavis-san doesn't want any of that!
**[19:14] Austien**
Whether she wants it or not, I have
decided that it will make Mavis happy!
**[19:18] Mile**
That is an outdated way of thinking!
**[19:25] Austien**
I knew it. You are no ordinary girl.
**[19:27] Austien**
Are you a dwarf? A half-breed?
**[19:30] Mile**
I'm just a normal, average human girl!
**[19:33] Austien**
That's a lie!
**[19:35] Mile**
It's the truth!
**[19:42] Mile**
End of match.
**[19:46] Austien**
A man does not go back on his word.
**[19:48] Reina**
She did it!
**[19:51] Mavis**
Father...
**[19:54] Mavis**
For loving me, for taking care of me,
**[19:58] ---**
I thank you from the bottom of my heart.
**[20:01] Mavis**
But even so, I want to become a knight.
**[20:04] Mavis**
A knight like you. No...
A knight even greater than you.
**[20:08] Mavis**
So, please—
**[20:09] Austien**
Miss Master.
**[20:11] Mile**
Huh? Oh, me?
**[20:14] Austien**
Please take care of my daughter, Mavis.
**[20:17] Mile**
Oh, I'm still not much
good at anything, but...
**[20:20] Mavis**
Father...
**[20:23] Mavis**
Thank you!
**[20:27] Girls**
Mavis!
**[20:28] Mavis**
Guys! I'm looking forward to
continuing to work together!
**[20:31] Mile**
Am I Mavis-san's guardian now?
**[20:37] Pauline**
Well, I'll be off now.
**[20:38] Mother**
Take care of yourself.
**[20:40] Alan**
Onee-chan, leave the company to me!
**[20:42] Pauline**
I'm counting on you, Alan.
**[20:48] Alan**
Work hard! You can do it!
**[20:53] Austien**
Mavis...
**[20:55] Austien**
Mavis!
**[21:01] Austien**
Mavis! No, please don't go!
**[21:05] Mile**
Mavis-san, your father really is chasing
after us with everything he's got.
**[21:09] Pauline**
The way you cry is exactly the same!
**[21:11] Mavis**
Driver, please make the cart go faster!
**[21:14] Austien**
Wait!
**[21:17] Mile**
Don't you feel a little
sorry for him, Mavis-san?
**[21:21] Mavis**
He's fine. He did the same thing
when I left for the Hunter school.
**[21:24] Mavis**
So did my brothers. All of them together.
**[21:26] Reina**
I see.
**[21:28] Mile**
Pauline-san, are you sure
you're okay with this?
**[21:31] Reina**
You have to rebuild the company
from scratch, don't you?
**[21:34] Pauline**
As long as my mother's there,
everything will be fine.
**[21:36] Pauline**
And my little brother is going to take over.
**[21:39] Mavis**
I know how it sounds coming from me,
**[21:41] ---**
but isn't it lonely,
being away from your family?
**[21:43] Pauline**
I can come back anytime.
**[21:46] Pauline**
And the Crimson Vow, all of you,
to me you're already family.
**[21:56] Pauline**
Thank you for coming to save me.
**[21:59] Reina**
W-We're family, so... you shouldn't
just go off on your own!
**[22:03] Mile**
Reina-san, you sure you should
be the one saying that?
**[22:05] Reina**
No one asked you!
***SIGN*** Didn't I Say to Make My Abilities
Average in the Next Life?!
**[22:17] ---**
# E9 - Didn't I Say Wyvern Hunting?!
Source: [Crunchyroll](https://www.crunchyroll.com/watch/GY9V1JZ1R/didnt-i-say-wyvern-hunting)
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**[00:02] Mile**
Onii-chan! Drink my soup all up, okay?
**[00:06] Mile**
Make it delicious! Make it delicious!
**[00:12] Reina**
Here. Your roasted stone lizard.
**[00:15] Reina**
A-And it's not like I made this
especially for you or anything, got it?
**[00:19] Reina**
But we don't want anything left over,
so make sure you eat it all, okay?
**[00:22] Customer B**
Yes, ma'am!
**[00:24] Mavis**
Ladies, enjoy.
**[00:26] Mavis**
It's hot, so please be careful.
**[00:28] Customer C & D**
We will!
**[00:31] Pauline**
Did you enjoy your meals, everyone?
**[00:35] ---**
Yes!
**[00:36] Pauline**
Here is your bill.
**[00:42] Lenny**
One, two, three, four...
**[00:46] Pauline**
Everyone worked so hard today!
**[00:48] Mile**
There were tons of customers.
**[00:50] Reina**
It's exhausting.
**[00:52] Mavis**
I feel the same.
**[00:53] Lenny**
We did it!
**[00:55] Lenny**
Today's sales beat our previous record high!
**[00:59] Girls**
Really?
**[01:00] Lenny**
But we will not be satisfied with this!
**[01:02] ---**
Tomorrow, we'll do our best to sell even more!
**[01:05] Lenny**
Let's do it!
**[01:07] Girls**
*Stare...*
**[01:08] Lenny**
What? What is it?
**[01:09] Lenny**
Are you unhappy about something?
**[01:11] Reina**
Unhappy? You ask that after making
us do those embarrassing—
**[01:14] Mile**
Don't say it, Reina-san!
**[01:16] Pauline**
Our contract with her says we can stay here
**[01:19] ---**
for a reduced rate in exchange
for serving customers.
**[01:21] Mavis**
If we defy her now, it will
only increase our rent.
**[01:26] Reina**
It's nothing.
**[01:28] Lenny**
I see.
**[01:29] Lenny**
In that case, I'll be counting
on all of you tomorrow, too!
**[01:36] Lenny**
*I win.*
**[01:38] Reina**
*I lost.*
**[01:42] Mile**
We need to earn some money.
**[01:43] Mavis**
Yes, we do.
**[01:49] Mile**
A high-paying quest...
**[01:50] Reina**
A high-paying quest!
**[01:51] Mavis**
A high-paying...
**[01:52] Pauline**
...quest!
**[01:54] Girls**
There! Wyvern hunting!
***SIGN*** Didn't I Say to Make My Abilities
Average in the Next Life?!
***SIGN*** Episode 9
***SIGN*** Didn't I Say Wyvern Hunting?!
**[03:37] Reina**
The wyvern hunt! We'll do it!
**[03:39] Receptionist**
It would be better not to.
**[03:41] Reina**
Huh?
**[03:42] Mile**
You're turning us away before we've even tried?
**[03:45] Reina**
You're saying we can't beat it?
**[03:47] Receptionist**
Not at all. I don't think it will be
an issue, in terms of fighting ability.
**[03:51] Receptionist**
The Crimson Vow has three mages,
all of whom can use powerful attack magic.
**[03:57] Receptionist**
I'm sure that you would be able to
deal damage even to a flying wyvern.
**[04:02] Wyvern**
Gyaass!
**[04:03] Reina**
In that case, it'll be easy!
**[04:05] Pauline**
We'll get 30 gold pieces.
**[04:07] Receptionist**
The thing is, it runs away.
**[04:09] Girls**
Huh?
**[04:10] Receptionist**
After suffering a certain amount of damage,
wyverns retreat to their dens.
**[04:16] Mavis**
That's cowardly!
**[04:17] Receptionist**
They are wild animals, so outside
of extreme circumstances,
**[04:21] ---**
they won't fight to the death.
**[04:23] Mile**
But if they run, all we
have to do is chase them...
**[04:25] Receptionist**
Unless you can fly through
the sky, it's not possible.
**[04:28] Receptionist**
Additionally, a wyvern's territory is
said to be tens of kilometers wide,
**[04:32] ---**
so finding its den is impossible.
**[04:36] Receptionist**
And this is the real problem...
**[04:38] Girls**
Huh?
**[04:39] Pauline**
There's more?
**[04:41] Receptionist**
Wyverns can remember people's faces.
**[04:44] Girls**
What?
**[04:46] Receptionist**
If it's fought someone and gotten beat up,
**[04:49] ---**
it won't go near that person again.
**[04:52] Mile**
But that means...
**[04:53] Reina**
You mean we only have one
chance when fighting a wyvern?
**[04:57] Receptionist**
Exactly.
**[04:58] Girls**
What?
**[04:59] Receptionist**
In the past, many Hunters have gathered
the best equipment money can buy
**[05:04] ---**
and attempted this quest.
**[05:06] Receptionist**
But not a single one succeeded.
**[05:09] Receptionist**
All they received were
wounds from their battle,
**[05:11] ---**
huge bills, and the quest's
penalty for breach of contract.
**[05:16] Receptionist**
In short, the only ones who try this
quest are idiots, rookies, or heroes.
**[05:23] Girls**
Then we'll take it!
**[05:24] Receptionist**
Wha? Did you hear what I just said?
**[05:27] Mile**
Of course!
**[05:28] Pauline**
Thirty gold pieces is too juicy to pass up!
**[05:30] Mavis**
A wyvern may be only a subspecies,
but it is a dragon-type monster.
**[05:34] Mavis**
If we beat it, we can call
ourselves dragon slayers!
**[05:37] Reina**
What we're saying is that we're...
**[05:39] Mile**
idiots, rookies, and heroes.
**[05:42] Mile**
Hey! Reina-san!
**[05:44] Mile**
Did you just point at me
when you said "idiots"?
**[05:47] Reina**
No.
**[05:49] Mile**
Are you sure?
**[05:50] Receptionist**
I understand.
**[05:52] Receptionist**
We'll leave the wyvern hunting quest to you.
**[05:56] Receptionist**
However...
**[05:57] Receptionist**
Please, be very careful.
**[05:59] Girls**
We will!
**[06:07] Village head**
You girls are the Hunters?
**[06:09] Mile**
Yes! We are...
**[06:11] Reina**
Hunters from the royal capital...
**[06:12] Mavis**
The Crimson Vow!
**[06:13] Pauline**
At your service!
**[06:14] Village head**
I'm requesting a change.
**[06:15] Girls**
Why?
**[06:17] Village head**
It's too much for you girls.
**[06:19] ---**
Go ahead and collect some of the medicinal
herbs around here and head back.
**[06:22] Mile**
We came to hunt the wyvern.
**[06:25] Pauline**
Here's the receipt for the quest!
**[06:29] Village head**
Looks like you're serious about this...
**[06:34] Village head**
The thing showed up about two months ago.
**[06:36] Village head**
It's made the forest its territory,
and about once every ten days,
**[06:40] Village head**
it steals livestock from the village.
**[06:44] Village head**
And it's not just Hunters.
**[06:46] ---**
The local lord attempted to subdue it, too.
**[06:49] Village head**
None of his men were able to defeat it.
**[06:53] Village head**
So how are you girls planning to fight it?
**[06:57] Mile**
Leave it to us!
**[06:58] Mile**
We have a secret plan!
**[07:04] Mavis**
He really is a good village head,
giving us a cow to lure the wyvern here.
**[07:09] Reina**
Isn't it just because having it learn what
humans taste like would cause more problems?
**[07:13] Pauline**
That seems plausible.
**[07:15] Mile**
But I feel sorry for the poor cow
who's going to get eaten.
**[07:18] Mile**
Little cow, we'll protect you, okay?
**[07:26] Pauline**
It's all right. There, there.
**[07:30] Mile**
Even the cow...
**[07:31] Mavis**
Oh! Looks like it's here!
**[07:37] Wyvern**
Gyaass!
**[07:39] Reina**
The time has come.
**[07:40] Mile**
Huh? Does that wyvern look
like it's got something?
**[07:43] Mavis**
A calf, maybe? Do you think it's
already attacked another village?
**[07:46] Reina**
If that's true, it might not come this way.
**[07:49] Wyvern**
Gyaass!
**[07:50] Pauline**
It's not a calf, it's a log, isn't it?
**[07:56] Mile**
Run!
**[08:01] Mile**
A bombing run? That wyvern's good.
**[08:04] Mile**
But if it thinks we're the same as the other
groups that came hunting it, it'll regret it!
**[08:09] Reina**
But it's completely out of range
of a magic attack. What do we do?
**[08:13] Mile**
If it won't reach, we just
have to make it reach.
**[08:16] Mile**
Reina-san! Start casting!
**[08:18] Reina**
That means you've got
something in mind, right?
**[08:21] Reina**
All right. I'm counting on you.
**[08:22] Mile**
You've got it!
**[08:24] Reina**
Blaze brightly, righteous fires of Hell!
**[08:28] Reina**
Huh?
**[08:29] Mile**
Here we go!
**[08:30] Mile**
Thunderbird 1, go! Swing-by!
**[08:33] Reina**
Huh? Huh? Huh?
**[08:34] Reina**
Huh? Huh? Huh? Huh?
**[08:37] Mile**
Take this magical Reina Gun!
**[08:44] Mile**
Reina-san! You're supposed to attack!
**[08:49] Reina**
Huh?
**[08:53] Mile**
Updraft!
**[08:54] Mile**
Help Reina-san land safely.
**[09:08] Mile**
Unit 1 seems to have failed.
**[09:10] Pauline**
Huh?
**[09:11] Mile**
Now then, Unit 2, Pauline-san. Shall we?
**[09:15] Mile**
This move will be called
"Pauline the Shredder"!
**[09:25] Mavis**
M-Mile! I'll be Unit 2!
**[09:28] Pauline**
Mavis...
**[09:29] Mavis**
I'll race through the skies
and cut down a dragon!
**[09:31] Mavis**
There couldn't be a battle
more exciting than this!
**[09:34] Mavis**
Please, let me do it!
**[09:35] Mile**
All right.
**[09:37] Pauline**
Mavis, I'm so sorry...
**[09:39] Mavis**
It's nothing.
**[09:42] Mile**
Here we go, Mavis-san.
**[09:44] Mavis**
I'm ready whenever!
**[09:46] Mile**
Thunderbird 2, go! Ready to launch!
**[09:49] Mile**
Equipped: one weapon, sword!
**[09:53] Mile**
Swing-by!
**[09:56] Mile**
Mavis Cutter!
**[10:00] Mavis**
Sky Sword!
**[10:04] Mavis**
No good.
**[10:07] Mavis**
A draw?
**[10:09] Mavis**
I still have a long ways to go...
**[10:13] Mile**
Updraft!
**[10:22] Mile**
We have to strike faster, with more accuracy.
**[10:25] Mile**
Unit 3, Pauline-san!
**[10:27] Mile**
Huh?
**[10:28] Mile**
Pauline-san?
**[10:30] Mile**
Pauline-san?
**[10:32] Mile**
It's time for Pauline the Shredder!
**[10:35] Pauline**
Oh!
**[10:36] Pauline**
Reina!
**[10:37] Reina**
Don't come any closer!
**[10:39] Reina**
Stay back! I'm begging you!
**[10:42] Pauline**
Bathing magic and laundry magic?
**[10:46] Reina**
It's because the wyvern was
all wyverny with the wyvern's...
**[10:55] Pauline**
I'll heat up some more hot water.
**[10:58] Reina**
Thank you.
**[11:01] Reina**
Honestly, that Mile! If she's gonna do
something like that, she should tell us first!
**[11:05] Pauline**
Th-That's true...
**[11:07] Reina**
Mile! You...
**[11:09] Mile**
The enemy's right above us!
**[11:11] Reina**
Huh?
**[11:14] Mile**
Take that!
**[11:15] Mile**
Please! Hit it!
**[11:18] Mile**
Yes!
**[11:21] Mile**
That hurts, Reina-san!
Are you angry or something?
**[11:25] Reina**
Of course I am! What the heck was
that Thunderbird or whatever?
**[11:29] Mile**
It was a revolutionary anti-aircraft
tactic designed to
**[11:31] ---**
quickly increase the range
of a magical attack—Ow!
**[11:34] Mile**
Ow! Ow! I said that hurts!
**[11:37] Mile**
If we don't do something like that,
our magic won't reach it, right?
**[11:41] Mile**
We have the chance to hunt a wyvern!
I don't want to fail!
**[11:44] Pauline**
Mile-chan!
**[11:55] Reina**
Hey, Pauline! You were thinking
something weird just now, weren't you?
**[11:59] Mile**
Those eyes... They tell me everything.
**[12:01] Reina**
Huh?
**[12:02] Mile**
Let's go, Thunderbird 3!
**[12:04] Pauline**
Okay!
**[12:06] Wyvern**
Gyaass!
**[12:09] Wyvern**
Gyaass!
**[12:11] Reina**
You're really doing this?
**[12:13] Pauline**
Yes.
**[12:14] Mile**
Here we go, Pauline-san.
**[12:15] Pauline**
Whenever you're ready.
**[12:16] Mile**
Thunderbird 3, ready to launch!
**[12:20] Mile**
Up until now, I've been taking into
account the range of a sword or spell,
**[12:22] ---**
and throwing slightly off target.
**[12:25] Mile**
But I'm not going easy on it anymore.
I'm aiming straight for its body!
**[12:28] Pauline**
What?
**[12:31] Mile**
Thunderbirds are go!
**[12:33] Mile**
Flying Pauline!
**[12:36] Mile**
Now, Pauline-san! Your magic!
**[12:39] Reina**
Something's not right!
**[12:41] Reina**
I think she passed out!
**[12:43] Mile**
Oh no! Lattice Energy Barrier!
**[12:49] Wyvern**
Gyaass!
**[12:54] Wyvern**
Gyaass!
**[12:55] Mile**
Boss! There's a wyvern falling from the sky!
**[12:57] Reina**
Who're you calling "boss"?
**[12:59] Reina**
Forget that. Just hurry up and save Pauline!
**[13:01] Mile**
You got it, boss!
**[13:02] Mile**
Updraft!
**[13:09] Mile**
Pauline-san! You did it!
**[13:13] Mile**
It seems it can't fly yet
because of the damage.
**[13:16] Mile**
A wyvern that can't fly is just a wyvern!
**[13:18] Reina**
It's a wyvern either way then!
**[13:20] Mile**
Oh, you're right, boss!
**[13:22] Reina**
Stop calling me "boss"!
**[13:24] Mile**
Now, let's deal the finishing blow.
**[13:26] Girls**
Yeah!
**[13:27] Wyvern**
Gyaass!
**[13:33] Pauline**
Kyaa!
**[13:36] Reina**
Kyaa!
**[13:42] Mile**
Is this a kamikaze spell?
**[13:44] Mavis**
Then I will take it on!
**[13:49] Mavis**
Huh?
**[13:50] Mavis**
Oh no!
**[13:52] Mile**
And it's mastered the Stomach Rumble, too!
It's really something else.
**[13:55] Reina**
Enough of that already!
**[13:58] Mile**
Now we're up.
**[13:59] Mile**
My turn. Draw!
**[14:03] Mile**
Carbon Nanotube Net!
**[14:05] Wyvern**
Gyaass!
**[14:07] Reina**
Karbo... What?
**[14:09] Mile**
Carbon Nanotube.
**[14:11] Mile**
I thought this might happen, so I made
it in advance. It's a super-strong net.
**[14:18] Mile**
Now it's time for the climax.
**[14:20] Reina**
You gave us quite a bit of trouble.
**[14:22] Pauline**
We can't let a single scale go to waste.
**[14:25] Mavis**
This is where it starts.
The legend of us as dragon slayers!
**[14:30] Girls**
Prepare yourself!
**[14:33] Boone-Clift**
Wait, please!
**[14:34] Girls**
Huh?
**[14:35] Boone-Clift**
Please don't kill this wyvern.
**[14:37] Girls**
What?
**[14:45] Boone-Clift**
Don't!
**[14:48] Reina**
So, who are you?
**[14:50] Boone-Clift**
I am Booneclift, the man who
was once this wyvern's master.
**[14:54] Girls**
Huh?
**[14:55] Pauline**
Master?
**[14:57] Mavis**
What do you mean?
**[14:59] Boone-Clift**
It was back when I was a boy...
**[15:02] Boone-Clift**
One day, I found an injured lizard.
**[15:08] Boone-Clift**
And as I was renowned for my kindness, I...
**[15:11] Mile**
Should you say that about yourself?
**[15:12] ---**
Also, there's no way it
looked like a normal lizard.
**[15:15] Boone-Clift**
I just couldn't abandon that lizard.
**[15:23] Mile**
I think we can already
tell how this will end...
**[15:27] Boone-Clift**
I decided to take care of it,
just until it healed, but...
**[15:31] Mile**
It's already clear where this is going.
**[15:36] Boone-Clift**
What I had taken in was no
ordinary lizard! It was a wyvern!
**[15:40] Mile**
See? I knew it!
**[15:42] Boone-Clift**
But by that time, we'd already grown close.
**[15:45] Boone-Clift**
He was like a brother to me.
**[15:50] Boone-Clift**
But my parents wouldn't allow me to keep him.
**[15:53] Reina**
Of course they wouldn't!
**[15:54] Boone-Clift**
So we had to say goodbye.
**[15:58] Mile**
Saying goodbye to... the wyvern.
**[16:08] (Flashback) Young Boone-Clift**
Farewell! Live a good life!
**[16:12] (Flashback) Young Boone-Clift**
Farewell! Farewell!
**[16:23] Mile**
I cried, as I knew I would, and filled with
unbearable feelings, I left that place.
**[16:29] Reina**
What are you two doing?
**[16:32] Mile**
So this wyvern, Rascal is...
**[16:34] Boone-Clift**
He's called Lobreth.
Don't just go giving him names.
**[16:38] Mile**
Then, that Gyaos bird is...
**[16:40] Boone-Clift**
It's Lobreth! And he isn't a bird.
**[16:42] Mile**
Then that Ropross is...
**[16:44] Boone-Clift**
It's Lobreth!
**[16:48] Mile**
Rop—!
**[16:49] Boone-Clift**
Lob—!
**[16:50] Mile**
—ross!
**[16:51] Boone-Clift**
—reth!
**[16:54] Mile**
Rop!
**[16:54] Boone-Clift**
Lob!
**[16:55] Mile**
—ross!
**[16:55] Boone-Clift**
—reth!
**[16:56] Mile**
Ropross!
**[16:57] Boone-Clift**
Lobreth!
**[16:57] Mile**
Rop—
**[16:58] Reina**
Stop it already!
**[16:59] Reina**
And you! Stop letting an idiot's
provocations get to you!
**[17:01] Reina**
His name doesn't matter!
**[17:03] Mile**
Given the situation,
his name's gotta be Rascal,
**[17:07] ---**
and it screams "gyaa,"
so it's like Gyaos, but...
**[17:09] Mile**
He keeps using the name "Lobreth,"
which doesn't capture any of it, so I...
**[17:13] Reina**
Is this the mouth? The mouth
that just won't stop arguing?
**[17:16] Mile**
I'm really sorry, boss.
**[17:18] Pauline**
At a glance, that wyvern does
seem to be attached to you,
**[17:22] ---**
but what proof do you have
that it's actually your pet?
**[17:25] Pauline**
We came here after receiving an
official request from the Guild.
**[17:28] Mavis**
That's right.
**[17:29] Mavis**
We don't treat one wyvern any
differently than another.
**[17:32] Boone-Clift**
If that's the case, I can prove it. Watch.
**[17:36] Boone-Clift**
O ether, tremble and quake at my will...
**[17:39] Boone-Clift**
Sonic Breath!
**[17:43] Mile**
The Stomach Rumble skill!
**[17:45] Boone-Clift**
It's Sonic Breath! Don't just
give it whatever name you want!
**[17:49] Boone-Clift**
What is wrong with this girl?
You need to keep her in check, boss.
**[17:52] Reina**
I'm not the boss!
**[17:54] Boone-Clift**
This magic is an original spell of mine.
**[17:57] ---**
The only ones who can use
it are me and Lobreth.
**[17:59] Pauline**
It does seem to be true.
**[18:02] Mavis**
Aw, man. And we went to all
the trouble of catching it.
**[18:05] Boone-Clift**
I know I've done something unpardonable.
**[18:08] Boone-Clift**
And, after all that's passed, I realize
I'm only serving my own needs.
**[18:11] Boone-Clift**
Still, I want to be with you.
**[18:14] ---**
Won't you come back, Ropross?
**[18:19] Boone-Clift**
Oh! Lobreth! Lobreth.
**[18:21] Boone-Clift**
You said it so many times,
you made me say it wrong!
**[18:24] Mile**
From now on, your nickname
will be Baffled II!
**[18:27] Boone-Clift**
What kind of nickname is that?
Don't call me that!
**[18:31] Boone-Clift**
Lobreth...
**[18:34] Boone-Clift**
Though I tossed you aside,
you will forgive me?
**[18:38] Boone-Clift**
Thank you.
**[18:40] Boone-Clift**
Starting now, we'll always be together!
**[18:43] Young Boone-Clift**
We'll always be together!
**[18:46] Mile**
What a beautiful story.
**[18:48] Reina**
I have this feeling the moment's
pretty much been ruined because of you.
**[18:54] Reina**
Looks like it isn't
"happily ever after" quite yet.
**[18:59] Village head**
We understand the situation.
**[19:01] Village head**
But our village has suffered
losses which are not insignificant.
**[19:04] Village head**
We can't simply agree to this.
**[19:08] Boone-Clift**
I'll make sure you're taken care of.
**[19:13] Village head**
Allow me to express my
heartfelt congratulations
**[19:15] ---**
at your reunion with your long-lost friend.
**[19:18] Boone-Clift**
And I promise you as well, I will
not leave you with a loss from this.
**[19:22] Mile**
Um... Booneclift-san, who are you exactly?
**[19:26] Boone-Clift**
Me? I am...
**[19:30] Mile**
Who'd have imagined that
Booneclift-san was a royal mage?
**[19:34] Reina**
He said he wanted to keep
a wyvern for a pet,
**[19:37] ---**
so I thought he had to be someone important,
but it was still a surprise!
**[19:40] Mavis**
And since he reported to the Guild
that we'd captured the wyvern,
**[19:44] ---**
the quest counts as completed.
**[19:45] Mavis**
With this, we're officially
dragon slayers, right?
**[19:48] Pauline**
Since we also developed a
relationship with a royal mage,
**[19:51] ---**
this quest was an unmitigated success!
**[19:56] Pauline**
Now, about the use of this money...
**[19:59] Pauline**
Shall we proceed along the
lines of our initial plan?
**[20:02] Mavis**
Of course!
**[20:03] Reina**
That's why we worked so hard, right?
**[20:05] Mile**
The time has come to
fulfill our dearest wish!
**[20:08] Pauline**
In that case, we'll start our plan now!
**[20:10] Girls**
Yeah!
**[20:11] Lenny**
What? You're leaving our inn?
**[20:14] Girls**
Yup!
**[20:15] Lenny**
B-B-B-B-But why?
**[20:17] Reina**
My! You mean you don't know?
**[20:19] Pauline**
In order to reduce our rent, we've helped
bring in customers and serve them,
**[20:26] Pauline**
but we no longer have the need to do that.
**[20:28] Mavis**
After all, we're Hunters,
not restaurant servers.
**[20:32] Lenny**
Th-Th-Then you could just stay
here at the regular rate!
**[20:36] Mile**
Huh? We can do that?
**[20:37] Mavis**
That would be all right.
**[20:39] Reina**
No, it's not! The "regular rate"
is what everyone gets charged!
**[20:43] Girls**
Huh?
**[20:43] Lenny**
Tch...
**[20:44] Pauline**
We were actually talking about
moving somewhere that had a bath.
**[20:49] Lenny**
A bath?
**[20:50] Pauline**
There isn't one here, right?
**[20:54] Reina**
*We win.*
**[20:55] Lenny**
*I lost.*
**[20:57] Mile**
That's why we wanted to discuss
something with you, Lenny-chan.
**[21:01] Lenny**
Discuss... something?
**[21:05] Pauline**
Mile, this bath you built
has a very unusual design.
**[21:10] Mavis**
I've never seen the
mountain in this painting.
**[21:12] Mavis**
What mountain is it?
***SIGN*** Keroron
**[21:13] Reina**
The writing in here... What country is it from?
**[21:16] Mile**
Huh? Uh, well... It's...
**[21:18] Girls**
A secret family technique?
**[21:20] Mile**
Yes, yes, yes, yes, yes...
**[21:21] Pauline**
Well, our savings have decreased,
but I'm glad we built this.
**[21:25] Reina**
That's true.
**[21:27] Mavis**
Having a bath after completing
a quest is the best!
**[21:30] Mile**
It really is...
**[21:32] Lenny**
Excuse me!
**[21:34] Lenny**
Is it really okay for me to join you?
**[21:37] Mile**
Of course it is, Lenny-chan!
**[21:39] Reina**
A ten-year-old kid's got
no reason to hold back.
**[21:41] Lenny**
All right!
**[21:47] Girls**
What?
**[21:49] Pauline**
Apparently, the etiquette is
to use the buckets there
**[21:52] ---**
to pour hot water over
yourself before getting in.
**[21:54] Lenny**
Oh, I see.
**[21:56] Lenny**
Oh, this feels amazing. Baths really are nice.
**[21:59] Pauline**
We can make hot water with magic,
**[22:01] ---**
so when we're here,
you can have a bath any time.
**[22:04] Lenny**
Really? Yay!
**[22:07] Girls**
*We lost!*
***SIGN*** Didn't I Say to Make My Abilities
Average in the Next Life?!
**[22:19] ---**
# E10 - Didn't I Say Surprises Should Be Kept Secret!?
Source: [Crunchyroll](https://www.crunchyroll.com/watch/GR24GM026/didnt-i-say-surprises-should-be-kept-secret)
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**[00:11] Crowd**
Lenny-chan, happy birthday!
**[00:17] Lenny**
Thank you so much everyone! Thank you!
**[00:20] Mile**
Here, this is for you.
**[00:23] Mile**
It's a birthday present
from us, the Crimson Vow.
**[00:27] Lenny**
Thank you! This makes me so happy!
**[00:30] Lenny**
I wonder what it could be.
I wonder what it could be!
**[00:36] Mile**
I tried to express your cuteness
just as it is, Lenny-chan.
**[00:40] Mavis**
Only you could do this, Mile. Your carving
skills are as amazing as ever.
**[00:44] Mavis**
But...
**[00:46] Pauline**
This one area seems to have
been slightly exaggerated.
**[00:49] Mile**
That's...!
**[00:50] Mile**
It's not like I'm envious or jealous,
**[00:52] Mile**
or wishing I was that type, too...
**[00:55] Mile**
I'm not thinking any of that at all!
**[01:04] Person A**
Lenny-chan, it seems like you've gotten used
to your role as the face of this inn.
**[01:09] Person B**
Us old guys'll keep being your fans,
so keep up the good work, okay?
**[01:13] Lenny**
Thank you!
**[01:15] Reina**
That Lenny... She looks like she's having fun.
**[01:18] Mile**
Birthdays really are fun, aren't they?
**[01:21] Mile**
Oh... Now I've started remembering what
it was like back at the academy.
**[01:26] Reina**
The Academy?
**[01:28] Mavis**
You mean the Eckland Academy
you mentioned before?
**[01:31] Mile**
Yes.
***SIGN*** Didn't I Say to Make My Abilities
Average in the Next Life?!
***SIGN*** Episode 10
***SIGN*** Didn't I Say Surprises Should Be Kept Secret?!
**[03:16] (Flashback) Mile**
It's amazing!
**[03:18] (Flashback) Mile**
I'm so sorry you went to all this
trouble just to celebrate my birthday.
**[03:22] (Flashback) Marcela**
Of course we'd do this, Adele-san.
**[03:24] (Flashback) Monika**
We borrowed the dormitory
kitchen to make all of this.
**[03:27] (Flashback) Monika**
I hope it tastes good.
**[03:31] (Flashback) Aureana**
Marcela-sama was so excited about everything!
**[03:34] (Flashback) Monika**
Yes, she was!
**[03:35] (Flashback) Marcela**
What? Monika-san! Aureana-san!
**[03:37] (Flashback) Marcela**
I w-wouldn't say I was especially
excited or anything.
**[03:49] (Flashback) Aureana**
What's wrong, Adele-chan?
**[03:50] (Flashback) Monika**
Are you laughing?
**[03:52] (Flashback) Monika**
Did we say something amusing?
**[03:56] (Flashback) Mile**
I'm not laughing! I'm so moved, I'm crying!
**[03:59] (Flashback) Mile**
I mean... This is the first time for me.
**[04:02] (Flashback) Mile**
Having friends who would celebrate
my birthday with me is just...
**[04:10] (Flashback) Monika**
Oh, Adele... You shouldn't
cry over something like this.
**[04:14] (Flashback) Aureana**
That's right. Of course
we'd celebrate with you.
**[04:17] (Flashback) Marcela**
After all, we are friends.
**[04:21] (Flashback) Mile**
Everyone...
**[04:26] (Flashback) Girls**
Happy birthday, Adele-san!
**[04:29] (Flashback) Mile**
Thank you!
**[04:33] Mile**
...is how it happened.
**[04:35] Mile**
We all ate cake together.
**[04:37] Mile**
Oh!
**[04:38] Mile**
That Marcela-san put whipped
cream on the end of her nose!
**[04:42] Mile**
We just couldn't stop laughing!
**[04:47] Reina**
Really. Is that so.
**[04:49] Mile**
It really was such a fun birthday.
**[04:53] Mile**
I wonder if everyone's doing okay.
***SIGN*** Baths
**[04:58] Reina**
I don't like it.
**[05:01] Reina**
What do you mean, "cream
on the end of her nose"?
**[05:03] ---**
What do you mean, "we couldn't stop laughing"?
**[05:06] Reina**
And getting all giddy over it like that...
**[05:07] Reina**
That Mile!
**[05:10] Mile**
I can't eat any more...
**[05:14] Pauline**
Oh, Reina. Are you jealous?
**[05:16] Reina**
N-No, I'm not!
**[05:18] Reina**
Whatever happened in the past,
**[05:19] ---**
Mile is officially one of us now!
Part of the Crimson Vow!
**[05:23] Reina**
I'm not getting beat by some
friends in her memories.
**[05:26] Reina**
Th-This is just a sense of rivalry! Rivalry!
**[05:29] Pauline**
Society does tend to call
that "jealousy," though.
**[05:33] Reina**
Oh, honestly!
**[05:34] Reina**
Why isn't today Mile's birthday?
**[05:38] Reina**
If it were, then we could've given
her a party that was just as fun!
**[05:42] Pauline**
Today is Lenny-chan's birthday, right?
**[05:44] Mavis**
You don't ask for much, do you?
**[05:46] Mavis**
I guess, though, even if
it's not her birthday,
**[05:48] ---**
if it were some kind of anniversary,
we could celebrate that, but...
**[05:55] Pauline**
It *is* an anniversary!
**[05:57] Girls**
Huh?
**[05:58] Pauline**
It's been nearly two hundred days since
we met Mile at the Hunter Prep School!
**[06:05] Reina**
That's it!
**[06:08] Mile**
What?
**[06:09] Mile**
You're going to celebrate the
anniversary of two hundred days
**[06:12] ---**
since we met at the Hunter
Prep School with me?
**[06:14] Reina**
Of course we will, Mile.
It's your anniversary, after all.
**[06:20] Mile**
This is the best, Reina-san!
**[06:22] Mile**
I'm so glad I joined the Crimson Vow!
**[06:30] Reina**
This'll work! It'll make Mile
super happy! I'm sure of it!
**[06:36] Mavis**
She seems to be getting
excited all on her own over there.
**[06:39] Pauline**
But Reina's right.
**[06:41] ---**
I'm sure that if we do this for her,
it will make Mile-chan very happy.
**[06:45] Mavis**
Yes, I suppose that's true.
**[06:49] Reina**
Now it's decided!
It's time to make it happen!
**[06:51] Girls**
Yeah!
**[06:58] Mile**
Let's see, let's see...
What kind of work is there today?
**[07:01] Mile**
What about this one? Hmm...
**[07:04] Mile**
This one is... not so great.
**[07:08] Mile**
Are there any quests that stand out?
**[07:11] Mile**
Which one should we make our next job, guys?
**[07:15] Reina**
Oh! Sorry, I have something
I need to do, so...
**[07:18] Pauline**
That's right. I have some minor
things to take care of today.
**[07:22] Mavis**
And I... I haven't done thorough
maintenance on my sword in a long time,
**[07:26] ---**
so I have to do that.
**[07:27] Mavis**
Yup!
**[07:32] Mile**
Guys?
**[07:35] Reina**
Fireball!
**[07:39] Pauline**
Wind Storm!
**[07:43] Mavis**
Godspeed sword! 1.3x speed!
**[07:49] Mavis**
That was a little tougher than usual.
**[07:51] Mavis**
If Mile were here, a rock lizard
would be an easy catch.
**[07:54] Reina**
What are you talking about?
**[07:56] ---**
If we don't earn the money ourselves,
there's no point, right?
**[07:59] Reina**
Celebrations mean presents!
**[08:01] Reina**
That's why we've thoroughly investigated
exactly what Mile wants!
**[08:06] (Flashback) Mile**
Oh, I like that! It's so pretty!
**[08:11] (Flashback) ---**
I wish I could have it!
**[08:19] Pauline**
But for her to want an expensive
accessory like that, of all things...
**[08:24] Pauline**
It's way over budget.
**[08:26] Mavis**
It just means Mile's like
any other girl that way.
**[08:30] Mavis**
Though she isn't normal in any other way.
**[08:33] Reina**
Okay! On to the next quest!
**[08:35] Reina**
We're gonna earn a ton and surprise Mile!
***SIGN*** The Next Day
**[08:41] Mile**
Um, Reina-san, about work today...
**[08:44] Reina**
Sorry, I've got other plans today, too.
**[08:46] Mile**
Huh?
**[08:47] Mile**
Pauline-san!
**[08:48] Pauline**
I'm sorry, Mile-chan. I've got something, too.
**[08:53] Mavis**
Oh, right! I have to do some
maintenance on my sword!
**[08:56] Mile**
Mavis-san! You just did maintenance
on your sword yesterday!
**[08:59] Mavis**
Oh! Busy, busy!
**[09:04] Mile**
Very suspicious...
**[09:05] Mile**
Honestly! Sudden business!
Minor matters! Sword maintenance!
**[09:08] ---**
Lately, everyone's been going off somewhere!
**[09:11] Mile**
Do they not need me anymore?
**[09:12] ---**
Are they leaving me out?
**[09:13] ---**
Am I going back to being all alone?
**[09:16] Nano**
If it bothers you so much,
why don't you look into what they're doing?
**[09:19] Nano**
You can use that detection
magic you excel at.
**[09:21] Mile**
Oh, right!
**[09:23] Mile**
For Mile's Devil Ears hear all!
**[09:25] Mile**
But...
**[09:26] Mile**
I can't do that. It'd be
a violation of privacy.
**[09:29] Nano**
You do seem to be very honest
in these sorts of situations.
**[09:32] Nano**
You don't have any idea at
all what might be going on?
**[09:35] Nano**
A reason they might be leaving you out.
**[09:38] Mile**
How would I have any idea wha—
**[09:40] Mile**
Could it be...
**[10:01] (Flashback) Mile**
Yummy!
**[10:02] Mile**
Pauline-san found out I've been
snacking on the sweets she hid?
**[10:12] (Flashback) Mile**
Okay!
**[10:14] (Flashback) Mile**
Whoops! Little too soon
to wake up there, baby.
**[10:18] (Flashback) Mile**
No one's won this contest yet!
**[10:20] Mile**
Or maybe Reina-san's realized I've
been measuring her chest
**[10:22] ---**
while she's sleeping, then feeling relieved?
**[10:35] (Flashback) Mile**
Her art is the best!
**[10:37] Mile**
It couldn't be that Mavis-san knows I've
been secretly reading her picture diary?
**[10:41] Nano**
You're guilty of quite a bit,
aren't you, Mile-sama?
**[10:44] Mile**
What do I do? At this rate, I'll...
**[10:50] Reina**
Don't hit the face.
**[10:51] Reina**
Go for the body.
**[10:53] Pauline**
Gotcha, boss.
**[10:55] Pauline**
Hey! Whaddaya think you're lookin' at?
You think you're better than us?
**[10:58] Mile**
Wh-What have I done?
**[11:01] Mile**
I haven't done anything to make you angry...
**[11:04] Mile**
Oh! I just need to jump, right? I'll jump.
**[11:10] Mile**
You see? I don't have any money.
**[11:14] Mavis**
We've never liked you.
**[11:16] Mavis**
Going around, acting like an honors student...
Who d'you think you are?
**[11:19] Reina**
Don't go getting cocky just 'cuz you're
the only one who's got a previous life!
**[11:23] Girls**
Don't get cocky!
**[11:24] Reina**
Let's go.
**[11:29] Mile**
Why is this happening to me?
**[11:32] Mile**
O God! I can't see your face for the tears!
**[11:38] Nano**
What a handful.
**[11:40] Nano**
Then why don't you just
go and ask them directly?
**[11:49] Mile**
*How am I supposed to ask them anything?*
**[11:51] Mile**
* I can't just say, "Hey guys!*
* Why are you leaving me out?"*
**[11:56] Reina**
*What is this strange sense of tension?*
**[11:59] Mavis**
*This is why I'm no good with secrets.*
**[12:02] Pauline**
*We just need to hang in there until next week.*
**[12:04] Pauline**
* We have to stay strong until we*
* have enough money for her present!*
**[12:09] Mile**
U-Um!
**[12:14] Mile**
Uh... The weather was nice today, wasn't it?
**[12:18] Reina**
Y-Yes, it was. Very nice weather.
**[12:27] Lenny**
Thank you for your patronage!
**[12:29] Lenny**
Hope you come to see us again soon!
**[12:33] Mile**
Hey! Hey, Lenny-chan!
**[12:34] Mile**
Have Reina-san or the others
said anything about me?
**[12:38] Lenny**
Reina-san or the others? About you, Mile-san?
**[12:42] Mile**
Yes!
**[12:43] Mile**
If you tell me, I promise
I won't say anything, Lenny-chan.
**[12:46] Mile**
Complaints, insults,
or anything else! Just tell me!
**[12:50] Mile**
Please?
**[12:50] Lenny**
Complaints?
**[12:52] Lenny**
I haven't heard anything...
**[12:55] Lenny**
*What should I do?*
**[12:57] Lenny**
* They made me swear not to say anything,*
* no matter what Mile-san asked.*
**[13:02] Mile**
Oh! Do you not want to say
because you feel bad for me?
**[13:05] Mile**
Don't worry! I'm fine!
**[13:07] Mile**
Despite how I look,
I'm pretty strong emotionally.
**[13:09] Lenny**
* That's a lie. She doesn't*
* seem like that type at all!*
**[13:14] Mile**
Bring it on!
**[13:16] Lenny**
What are you saying?
**[13:17] Lenny**
I wouldn't hide things from you, would I?
**[13:23] Lenny**
Well... I'll just be going now.
**[13:26] Mile**
Lenny-chan, we've been friends since before
I went to the Hunter School, right?
**[13:30] Mile**
And I was the one who said we should
make this our base after graduation.
**[13:34] Mile**
I was the one who taught everyone how
to behave while working in a maid café.
**[13:37] Mile**
And the baths!
**[13:38] Mile**
We could have just moved to a different inn,
**[13:40] Mile**
but I convinced everyone
that we should build baths
**[13:43] ---**
at this inn with our earnings
from working as the Crimson Vow!
**[13:46] Mile**
Pauline-san is so opinionated about money.
**[13:48] ---**
Do you have any idea how hard that was?
**[13:50] Lenny**
No!
**[13:51] Lenny**
I'm sorry! I'm busy with work!
**[13:55] Mile**
Even Lenny-chan is...
**[13:56] Nano**
Mile-sama, what on earth are you doing?
**[14:00] Mile**
Oh! Could it be...
***SIGN*** Crimson Vow
***SIGN*** New Member Announcement
**[14:03] Lenny**
I'm the Crimson Vow's new member, Lenny!
**[14:06] Lenny**
I'm still a novice Hunter,
but I hope for your support!
**[14:13] Pauline**
There you have it. Thank you for
your service thus far, Mile-chan.
**[14:16] Mile**
What?
**[14:17] Mavis**
Congratulations.
**[14:18] ---**
Starting today, you're an average girl,
just like you always wanted.
**[14:22] Mile**
W-Wait! Why am I suddenly
graduating from the group?
**[14:26] Mile**
Even adding Lenny-chan, couldn't we
just work as a group of five?
**[14:30] Reina**
Isn't it obvious?
**[14:31] Reina**
We don't need two flat-chested
characters on the same team!
***SIGN*** Only
***SIGN*** One
**[14:36] ECHO**
We don't need two flat-chested characters!
**[14:45] Mile**
It's over.
**[14:47] Mile**
Everything's gone white...
**[14:50] Mile**
Burned through with nothing left...
but white ash.
**[14:54] Mile**
Old man... Hey, old man...
**[14:56] Nano**
Who are you calling "old man"?
**[14:58] Mile**
Help me get my gloves off...
**[15:00] Nano**
You're not wearing any.
**[15:02] Mile**
Is Youko here?
**[15:03] Mile**
I want you to take these guys...
I want you to have them.
**[15:08] Nano**
Who are you talking to?
**[15:16] Mavis**
Once we obtain this cockatrice,
our mission will finally be complete.
**[15:21] Pauline**
We managed to make it in time for today.
**[15:24] Pauline**
And as for the accessory we were eyeing...
**[15:25] ---**
After we clear this quest,
we should be able to buy it.
**[15:29] Reina**
I wonder what Mile's face will look
like when we throw her a celebration.
**[15:33] Reina**
You think she'll be so moved she starts crying?
**[15:41] Mile**
Hmph...
**[15:42] Mile**
Fine, then.
**[15:43] Mile**
If they're going to ignore me,
then I'll do things on my own, too.
**[15:46] Mile**
I'll do this!
**[15:51] Mile**
How d'you like that? I've made
your Nendonaroids super ugly.
**[15:55] Mile**
You get it now? You! You! You!
**[16:00] Mile**
What am I doing?
**[16:03] Nano**
Exactly what I was wondering.
**[16:05] Nano**
Instead of pointlessly fleeing from reality,
**[16:07] Nano**
if it bothers you, shouldn't you
go talk with them?
**[16:10] Mile**
I told you! I can't ask them that!
**[16:13] Nano**
Mile-sama...
**[16:15] Mile**
I'm scared. What if Reina-san and the
others really say they don't need me?
**[16:22] Mile**
What if they're out there right now,
having fun, just the three of them...
**[16:26] Mile**
What do I do?
**[16:37] Nano**
What are you talking about?
**[16:39] Nano**
That will never happen.
**[16:41] Mile**
Y-You think so?
**[16:43] Nano**
Yes!
**[16:44] Nano**
There's no way Reina-dono and the
others could possibly abandon
**[16:48] ---**
such an unpredictable and comedic character.
**[16:49] Mile**
I don't think that's a compliment.
**[16:59] Mavis**
We're not getting beaten now,
not after we've come so far!
**[17:01] Pauline**
Of course not!
**[17:02] Pauline**
We need to complete this
quest for the gift budget!
**[17:06] Reina**
Wait for us, Mile!
**[17:12] Mile**
Guys?
**[17:22] Reina**
We did it!
**[17:23] Mavis**
Yeah!
**[17:25] Girls**
Mission complete!
**[17:27] Mile**
Guys!
**[17:31] Reina**
Mile!
**[17:32] Mile**
Th...
**[17:33] Mile**
That's so mean!
**[17:35] Mile**
How could you go take jobs
as Hunters without me?
**[17:37] Mile**
You're leaving me behind! Just the three
of you, laughing and giggling...
**[17:42] Pauline**
Laughing and giggling?
**[17:44] Reina**
I-It's not like that, Mile.
**[17:46] Reina**
We have reasons for...
**[17:48] Mile**
You really don't need me?
**[17:51] Mile**
Is this the problem of the rotten mikan?
**[17:53] Mile**
Are you firing me and calling it "graduation"?
**[17:55] Reina**
I have no idea what you're talking about!
**[17:58] Pauline**
It's okay, just calm down.
**[17:59] Mavis**
Mile, behind you! Behind you!
**[18:01] Mile**
Is having bigger boobs really so much better?
**[18:03] ---**
Is being flat so wrong?
**[18:09] Mile**
Pipe down!
**[18:15] Mile**
I trusted you!
**[18:18] Mile**
I'm part of the Crimson Vow, too, aren't I?
**[18:23] Pauline**
Oh dear... She's crying.
**[18:26] Reina**
This isn't what I was hoping for.
**[18:35] Mile**
Oh, is that what it was?
**[18:38] Mile**
You were doing all that for me?
**[18:40] Mile**
You should have just said
so from the beginning.
**[18:43] Reina**
If we did that, we wouldn't be
able to surprise you, would we?
**[18:47] Mavis**
But since Mile burned that
cockatrice to a crisp,
**[18:50] ---**
all our work so far went up in smoke.
**[18:52] Pauline**
It's too bad.
**[18:54] ---**
Just a little more, and we'd have
been able to buy that accessory.
**[18:57] Mile**
Accessory? What are you talking about?
**[19:01] Girls**
Huh?
**[19:02] Reina**
See? It's that, right?
The thing you want, Mile.
**[19:06] Mavis**
That's why we worked so hard to earn money.
**[19:09] Mavis**
It's quite a costly item.
**[19:11] Mile**
Y-You've got it all wrong!
**[19:13] Mile**
That's not my taste at all!
**[19:15] ---**
That shiny, ostentatious display of wealth...
**[19:18] Pauline**
What? Really?
**[19:19] Mile**
I think, probably, what I was looking at was...
**[19:23] Mile**
Over here!
**[19:25] Pauline**
What pretty pendants. And
priced quite reasonably too.
**[19:29] Mile**
Right?
**[19:30] Mile**
I thought, if it were these, we might
all be able to get matching ones.
**[19:37] Reina**
Mile...
**[19:39] Reina**
Honestly, you should have just
said so from the beginning!
**[19:42] Mile**
I'll do that next time.
**[19:46] Nano**
These ladies sure like making
things difficult, don't they?
**[19:52] Reina**
Now...
**[19:54] Reina**
In celebration of the 200th day
since Mile met the three of us...
**[19:59] Reina**
Cheers!
**[20:00] Girls**
Cheers!
**[20:06] Mavis**
Wow! This is pretty lavish.
**[20:08] Pauline**
We worked hard and went all-out today.
**[20:11] Lenny**
Don't hold back on the food!
Eat as much as you want!
**[20:14] Lenny**
Today's a special anniversary
for all of you, after all!
**[20:17] Mile**
Thank you, Lenny-chan!
**[20:19] Mavis**
That's right.
**[20:21] Mavis**
If it's the anniversary of
Mile meeting us, then...
**[20:24] Mavis**
It also means it's the anniversary
of the four of us meeting, right?
**[20:29] Pauline**
Why are you saying something
so obvious now, of all times?
**[20:31] Mavis**
Well, somehow, I didn't realize that.
**[20:35] Mavis**
I got completely swept up in Reina's fervor
about throwing a celebration for Mile.
**[20:39] Pauline**
I got swept up in Reina's fervor, too.
**[20:42] Reina**
What are you talking about?
You guys were excited, too!
**[20:46] Mile**
Reina-san!
**[20:47] Mile**
This celebration is all
thanks to you, isn't it?
**[20:52] Mile**
I'm so moved!
**[20:54] Reina**
Wha? Wait! Mile! Cut that out!
**[20:55] Pauline**
I'm so happy for you, Reina.
**[20:57] Mavis**
She's crying with joy, just as you'd hoped.
**[21:00] Reina**
Okay! I get it already!
**[21:02] Reina**
Honestly...
**[21:05] Mile**
But, you know, I was really
anxious there for a while.
**[21:09] Mile**
I thought maybe Reina-san had realized
I've been measuring her chest
**[21:11] ---**
in the middle of the night.
**[21:13] Reina**
What?
**[21:14] Mile**
I was so worried that's
why you all hated me now.
**[21:19] Mile**
The way I steal the snacks
Pauline-san's hidden away...
**[21:23] Mile**
Or maybe Mavis-san had found out
I read her picture diary...
**[21:28] Mile**
But I'm so glad it was all
just a misunderstanding.
**[21:31] Mile**
This is what they mean when they
say "adversity builds character."
**[21:36] Mile**
To think that Pauline-san, who immediately
notices when money goes missing,
**[21:39] ---**
didn't notice cookies going missing.
**[21:42] Mile**
It's a weakness I never expected!
**[21:45] Lenny**
Dad! Mom! Hold the food!
**[21:48] Nano**
This is certain to become the
anniversary of a tragedy.
**[21:52] Reina**
What do you mean by that?
**[21:54] Pauline**
Perhaps you'd like to tell us in detail.
**[21:57] Mavis**
Tonight looks to be a long night.
**[22:00] Mile**
Huh?
**[22:03] Girls**
Mile!
**[22:05] Mile**
I'm so sorry!
***SIGN*** Didn't I Say to Make My Abilities
Average in the Next Life?!
**[22:15] ---**
# E11 - Didn't I Say Arrogance Leads to Trouble!?
Source: [Crunchyroll](https://www.crunchyroll.com/watch/GRG5E218R/didnt-i-say-arrogance-leads-to-trouble)
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**[00:06] Mile**
Hey, guys! I've gathered some dry branches!
**[00:09] Mavis**
Great! Good work!
**[00:11] Pauline**
Welcome back, Mile-chan.
**[00:13] Reina**
We've finished setting up camp here.
**[00:35] Mile**
Hey, guys. I know we're close to town,
but this is a little too relaxed.
**[00:40] Reina**
Don't worry about it!
**[00:42] Reina**
There's nothing that will pop up
around here that we can't defeat.
**[00:46] Mavis**
And with your search magic, Mile,
they can't take us by surprise, either.
**[00:50] Pauline**
It's true. With you here, Mile-chan,
we don't have anything to fear.
**[00:53] Reina**
It's kinda cold, don't you think?
**[00:55] Reina**
Mile! Bring out a blanket!
**[00:56] Mavis**
Oh. Can I have one, too?
**[00:58] Pauline**
I'd like one as well, please.
**[01:16] Mile**
Did Doraem—
**[01:17] Mile**
—feel like this too, I wonder.
***SIGN*** Didn't I Say to Make My Abilities
Average in the Next Life?!
***SIGN*** Episode 11
***SIGN*** Didn't I Say Arrogance Leads to Trouble?!
**[03:01] Background**
They're the ones we've heard about.
**[03:03] Background**
Wow! Isn't that Mile-sama?
**[03:04] Background**
They're so awesome.
**[03:05] Background**
I heard they took down a wyvern.
**[03:07] Background**
Do you think it's all true?
**[03:08] Mavis**
I feel like everyone's looking this way.
**[03:12] Pauline**
What? You hadn't noticed?
**[03:14] Pauline**
Not long ago, we became the center
of attention here at the Guild.
**[03:19] Mavis**
What? Why?
**[03:21] Reina**
A certain party's been doing far better
than expected for rookies since its debut,
**[03:24] Reina**
and now, they've gone and successfully
taken down a wyvern. That's why.
**[03:29] Mavis**
I see.
**[03:35] Reina**
With that, we exceeded the Guild's
expectations of rookies,
**[03:39] ---**
and now they're starting
to see us as future aces.
**[03:42] Mavis**
I see. So that's what's going on.
**[03:44] Reina**
Which is why...
**[03:45] Reina**
We're going to take on even bigger quests,
**[03:48] Reina**
and elevate the name "The Crimson Vow,"
as well as our Hunter ranks!
**[03:52] Pauline**
Once we have higher ranks, we'll be able to
take on even more profitable quests, after all.
**[03:58] Mavis**
That's true.
**[03:59] Mile**
U-Um...
**[04:00] Reina**
How about this one?
**[04:01] Mavis**
A search for an investigation
team that went into the forest
**[04:04] ---**
on an inquiry and went missing, huh?
**[04:07] Pauline**
It looks like the completion reward
has been overwritten several times.
**[04:11] Reina**
That means that other groups
have tried and failed,
**[04:13] ---**
and the rewards been increased accordingly.
**[04:16] Reina**
Sounds like fun! Let's take this quest.
**[04:19] Mile**
Um, just a minute—
**[04:22] Mile**
—bita-kun.
**[04:24] Mavis**
Bita-kun?
**[04:25] Reina**
Who's that?
**[04:28] Mile**
Um, I was hoping I could hang back a
little on backing everyone up this time.
**[04:32] Girls**
Huh?
**[04:33] Mavis**
Why?
**[04:34] Mile**
Lately, I've been thinking that everyone
depends on me a little too much.
**[04:39] Mile**
At this rate, the moment I leave,
the party will collapse.
**[04:44] Mavis**
Leave?
**[04:45] Reina**
Wait. Mile?
**[04:47] Pauline**
Are you planning to leave the party?
**[04:49] Mile**
That's not what I mean.
**[04:50] Mile**
Illness, accidents...
**[04:52] ---**
There's no way to predict the
timing of a person's death.
**[04:56] Reina**
What are you talking about?
**[04:57] Pauline**
You're overthinking things.
**[04:59] Mile**
No, I'm not.
**[05:00] Mile**
When the moment of death arrives, you die.
**[05:02] Mile**
Truly. Just like that.
**[05:11] Reina**
Well, that aside...
**[05:13] Reina**
Lately, I've been thinking that
we've been relying on Mile too much.
**[05:16] Reina**
You can scale down the backup.
**[05:18] Mile**
Then, with that in mind,
**[05:20] ---**
please reconsider whether we want to
take on that quest you were discussing.
**[05:24] Mavis**
Under these circumstances,
it might be be a little rough.
**[05:27] Pauline**
Yes, it might.
**[05:29] Mile**
Should we consider a different quest?
**[05:32] Reina**
No. We'll take it.
**[05:34] Mile**
What?
**[05:35] Reina**
If we back down here,
**[05:36] ---**
it's like we're admitting we can't
do anything without you, isn't it?
**[05:39] Mavis**
That's true.
**[05:40] Mile**
I didn't mean that I think
you can't do anything...
**[05:43] Reina**
We'll take it!
**[05:44] Mavis & Pauline**
We'll take it!
**[05:47] Mile**
I see.
**[05:53] Receptionist**
You want this quest?
**[05:55] Girls**
Yes!
**[05:56] Hunter A**
Hey! They said they're taking that quest!
**[05:58] Hunter B**
That's insane!
**[06:00] Receptionist**
I see. Well, you girls might just
manage to resolve the situation.
**[06:05] Receptionist**
In that case, allow me to explain
the details of the quest.
**[06:09] Receptionist**
For a while now, there's been something
strange about the monsters of the forest.
**[06:13] Receptionist**
Monsters that should be
easy to find aren't there.
**[06:16] Receptionist**
Monsters appear where they shouldn't be.
**[06:19] Receptionist**
The Guild wanted to investigate
the cause of the phenomena,
**[06:21] Receptionist**
so they brought together a scholar
and Hunters to guard them,
**[06:25] Receptionist**
and formed an investigation team.
**[06:27] Receptionist**
It's that team that's gone missing.
**[06:30] Receptionist**
The quest is to find them.
**[06:33] Reina**
At this point, I don't see
anything out of the ordinary.
**[06:37] Mile**
Should I use search magic?
**[06:39] Reina**
No. We're still okay.
**[06:41] Pauline**
We have to show you what we can do this
without depending on you, right?
**[06:45] Mile**
But this quest seems pretty tough, so...
**[06:53] Mavis**
Godspeed Sword! 1.2x speed!
**[07:06] Pauline**
Water Ball! Ultra Hot!
**[07:20] Reina**
Flame Sphere!
**[07:29] Mile**
Pauline-san, Reina-san, when did
you learn to use that new magic?
**[07:35] Mile**
And, Mavis-san, wasn't that
Godspeed Sword faster than 1.2x speed?
**[07:40] Mavis**
No. It was 1.2x speed.
**[07:43] Mavis**
But since I've continued to train,
my base abilities have increased,
**[07:46] Mavis**
so I might have gotten a little faster,
and a little stronger.
**[07:50] Mile**
It was quite surprising.
**[07:52] Reina**
Being overly dependent on you was wrong of us,
**[07:55] ---**
but we have been keeping
up our regular training.
**[07:58] Mile**
Have you? I'm glad.
**[08:00] Reina**
Can you die peacefully now?
**[08:02] Mile**
Yes!
**[08:04] Pauline**
Please don't say "yes" like that.
**[08:07] Mavis**
Since Mile is saying that,
she'll outlive us all.
**[08:10] Reina**
That's right.
**[08:11] Reina**
She'll be a wrinkly old woman,
**[08:13] ---**
gathering up the children and
telling them Altered Folktales.
**[08:16] Pauline**
Oh! I can just picture it!
**[08:18] Mile**
You think so?
**[08:21] Reina**
Of course.
**[08:24] Reina**
Things do seem strange here.
**[08:27] Reina**
The deeper we go into the forest,
**[08:29] ---**
the fewer small animals
and small monsters we see.
**[08:32] Reina**
And now, the stronger,
mid-size and larger monsters
**[08:35] ---**
seem to have come out of the deeper areas.
**[08:38] Reina**
What we can deduce from this is...
**[08:39] Mile**
That the monsters' territories
have suddenly changed... Right?
**[08:43] Reina**
Right.
**[08:44] Reina**
A powerful creature has appeared.
**[08:46] Reina**
Or a creature's incursion has caused
the sudden change in the habitat.
**[08:49] Mile**
It could be that a monster of earth dragon
or fenrir-class has appeared.
**[08:54] Mile**
Right?
**[08:58] Reina**
Looks like it got away.
**[09:00] Mile**
I thought I'd be able to hit it.
**[09:02] Mavis**
The fact that it was able
to dodge means that
**[09:04] ---**
it's highly intelligent and
has very good reflexes.
**[09:08] Pauline**
So, in addition to being
earth dragon or fenrir-class,
**[09:12] ---**
it's also a skilled observer.
**[09:14] Reina**
It might be difficult for us
to handle this on our own.
**[09:17] Reina**
We should head back and form
a large-scale search party.
**[09:21] Mile**
Um...
**[09:23] Mile**
Can we search just a little longer?
**[09:26] Mile**
The investigation team is lost out there
in the woods, in this dangerous situation.
**[09:30] Mile**
We need to find them as quickly as possible.
**[09:33] Mile**
And in the worst case scenario,
if I go all out,
**[09:36] ---**
I think I should be able to fight an
earth dragon or fenrir-class monster.
**[09:40] Mavis**
You're probably right, but...
**[09:43] Reina**
All right. Change of plan, then.
**[09:46] Reina**
Starting now, we stick to Mile and
have her help with everything.
**[09:49] Mile**
Okay!
**[09:50] Reina**
Of course, we'll do everything we can, too.
**[09:53] Mavis**
Right!
**[09:57] Mile**
There aren't any creatures
in the area likely to attack.
**[10:00] Reina**
Forget attacking. I can't even
hear any animal cries at all.
**[10:03] Reina**
And we haven't seen any mid-size
or larger monsters around, either.
**[10:07] Pauline**
Do you think it means we're getting closer to
**[10:09] ---**
whatever's causing the strange
phenomena in the forest?
**[10:12] Mile**
Mavis-san?
**[10:15] Mile**
Take these.
**[10:16] Mavis**
What are they?
**[10:17] Mile**
They contain something micro-sized that will
**[10:19] ---**
help support your strength of "heart,"
rendered into a soup-like state.
**[10:23] Mile**
I call it Micross.
**[10:26] Nano**
Now then!
**[10:26] Nano**
It's been a while. Allow me to explain.
**[10:29] Nano**
In short, this receptacle is
packed full of us nanomachines.
**[10:34] Nano**
If Mavis-dono drinks it, we will be able
to enhance her body as if by magic.
**[10:41] Nano**
However!
**[10:42] Mile**
It takes a heavy toll on the body.
**[10:45] Mile**
So, after I made it, I hesitated over
whether I should give it to you or not.
**[10:50] Mile**
If the time comes, please use it.
**[10:52] Mile**
But even if you do, you can't
take more than one at a time.
**[10:55] Mile**
Please limit it to one a day.
**[10:57] Mavis**
Understood.
**[11:02] Mile**
They're coming!
**[11:03] Mile**
Three hundred meters ahead! Eight of them!
**[11:05] Mile**
They're coming straight for us!
**[11:07] Reina**
They're probably allies of whatever
was spying on us yesterday.
**[11:10] Mile**
They seem human, but their speed is inhuman.
**[11:13] Mile**
Two hundred meters!
**[11:15] Reina**
A melee fight would be disadvantageous for us.
**[11:17] Reina**
We'll keep walking as though we are unaware,
**[11:19] ---**
and when they spring their ambush,
we'll counterattack.
**[11:22] Mile**
They've split into two groups.
Watch your backs.
**[11:28] Reina**
Earth Pillar!
**[11:30] Pauline**
Water Spear!
**[11:33] Beast-person A**
Stop right there!
**[11:35] Reina**
B-Beastpeople?
**[11:36] Beast-person B**
What? They're just kids!
**[11:38] Beast-person A**
Lay down your weapons!
**[11:40] Beast-person A**
Don't resist, and we won't hurt you.
**[11:43] Beast-person A**
And just so you know!
There's more of us hiding out there!
**[11:47] Beast-person A**
There's no way you can beat us!
**[11:49] Reina**
And let me tell you, if you
don't resist, we won't kill you.
**[11:52] Girls**
*Switch to Plan B.*
**[11:54] Reina**
Lay on the ground with your bellies up.
**[11:58] ---**
We'll rub them for you.
**[11:59] Beast-person A**
Trying to mess with us? Who d'you
think you are, little girl?
**[12:05] Beast-person A**
I know you want to, but don't kill them!
**[12:07] Beast-person A**
Let's go!
**[12:14] Beast-persons E & F**
Huh?
**[12:18] Beast-persons E & F**
What?
**[12:20] Reina**
Run!
**[12:21] Girls**
Got it!
**[12:22] Beast-persons E & F**
Huh?
**[12:23] Beast-person F**
Hey! You okay?
**[12:26] Mile**
The beastpeople are retreating.
**[12:28] Reina**
Okay.
**[12:30] Reina**
We're up against beastpeople.
They have an acute sense of smell.
**[12:33] Reina**
We'll use Mile's search magic
to track them from afar.
**[12:37] Girls**
Understood!
**[12:38] Pauline**
Earlier, he said, "don't kill them," didn't he?
**[12:42] Mavis**
He did. And he seemed to
want to disarm and capture us.
**[12:47] Mile**
Do you think the investigation team has
been captured by those beastpeople?
**[12:52] Reina**
It's possible.
**[12:54] Reina**
Okay. Let's go after them.
**[13:02] Reina**
Wh-What is all this?
**[13:19] Reina**
Chasing after the beastpeople has
led us to quite an unusual scene.
**[13:23] Mavis**
What do we do?
**[13:25] Reina**
Stopping here and taking back
**[13:26] ---**
the information that there are beastpeople
doing something this massive
**[13:31] Reina**
is probably the smart thing to do.
**[13:34] Mile**
But the quest we took on was to
search for the investigation team.
**[13:38] Reina**
That's true.
**[13:39] Reina**
If the investigation team
is being held there,
**[13:41] ---**
and a large-scale military force comes,
**[13:44] Reina**
they could be used as hostages,
or even killed as a warning.
**[13:49] Mavis**
Let's wait for nightfall and do some scouting.
**[14:02] Reina**
It looks like our hunch was right.
**[14:05] Pauline**
What should we do?
**[14:06] Mile**
Please, leave it to me.
**[14:14] Mavis**
It really is a splendid thing,
your sleep magic.
**[14:18] Pauline**
You can use that kind of magic, too?
**[14:20] Reina**
If we rely on you too much,
**[14:23] ---**
we really will end up good for nothing.
**[14:40] Pauline**
Sorry.
**[14:42] Assistant**
Who are you?
**[14:46] Reina**
You're the investigation team, right?
**[14:47] Reina**
We're Hunters who have been
charged with finding you.
**[14:51] Hunter A**
You're still just kids! Why'd you
take on such a crazy quest?
**[14:55] Reina**
I'd rather not hear that from a Hunter
who got himself captured by beastpeople.
**[14:59] Reina**
For now, let's get you out of here!
**[15:01] Assistant**
Please, wait! Please rescue the professor, too!
**[15:04] Reina**
Huh? You're not the scholar?
**[15:07] Assistant**
I'm just the assistant.
**[15:08] ---**
Yesterday, when they found out
the professor was a scholar,
**[15:11] ---**
the beastpeople took her to the ruins.
**[15:14] Pauline**
By "ruins," you mean ancient buildings, right?
**[15:18] Mavis**
Is that what the beastpeople are digging up?
**[15:21] Reina**
Let's leave the beastpeople's
objectives aside for the moment.
**[15:24] Reina**
Right now, we have to free
the investigation team.
**[15:27] ---**
That includes the professor.
**[15:29] Hunter A**
That's crazy. You're saying you
can fight the beastpeople?
**[15:32] Hunter A**
Their physical abilities are far
greater than those of humans.
**[15:35] Hunter A**
There's no way fledglings
like you could beat—
**[15:38] Mavis**
Step away from the bars.
**[15:48] Mavis**
Escaping through here, rather than out
the front, will be less noticeable. Right?
**[15:52] Mavis**
And, just so you know,
I'm the weakest among us.
**[15:58] Reina**
You should escape first.
**[16:00] Reina**
We'll save the professor,
and then meet up with you.
**[16:03] Hunter A**
G-Got it.
**[16:18] Beast-person E**
What's this? Why are there humans here?
**[16:21] Beast-person E**
I-It's you!
**[16:23] Reina**
I thought you looked familiar.
**[16:24] ---**
Well, if it isn't the beastpeople
we met this morning?
**[16:27] Beast-person F**
Keep your guard up!
They aren't ordinary people.
**[16:30] Reina**
We're in a hurry this time,
so we'll go with Plan Z.
**[16:33] Mile**
"Full speed. Full power.
Incapacitate the enemy." Right?
**[16:36] Girls**
Understood!
**[16:37] Mavis**
Which means this is the
moment to use this, right?
**[16:40] Mavis**
I'm counting on you, Micross!
**[16:45] Mavis**
Godspeed Sword! 1.5x speed!
**[16:49] Beast-person E**
Sh-She's fast!
**[16:50] Beast-person F**
Are you really human?
**[16:52] Mavis**
Amazing! This power-up is unbelievable!
**[16:55] Mavis**
The strength is just welling up inside me!
**[16:58] Reina**
Flame Sphere, continuous fire!
**[17:02] Pauline**
Ultra Hot Water Current!
**[17:06] Mile**
Um, I don't have any particular
name for this skill...
**[17:15] Reina**
You took the professor, right?
**[17:18] Reina**
Where did you take her?
**[17:19] Beast-person E**
Deep in the ruins.
**[17:20] Beast-person E**
But it would be better not to go.
**[17:22] Reina**
Why?
**[17:24] Beast-person E**
You won't come back alive.
**[17:25] Reina**
What a clichéd threat.
**[17:27] Beast-person E**
If that's what you think,
then go ahead and go.
**[17:36] Mile**
Wh-What is all this?
**[17:41] Pauline**
Is it some kind of altar?
**[17:43] Pauline**
Maybe the beastpeople are
worshiping some kind of god?
**[17:46] Reina**
Look! There's writing, and carvings,
on part of the wall.
**[17:49] Pauline**
I don't recognize the writing.
**[17:52] ---**
And I can't tell what the carvings represent.
**[17:53] Mavis**
The images are quite fantastical.
**[17:55] Mavis**
But seeing them on this huge
wall makes quite the impression.
**[18:04] Reina**
I've never seen anything like this.
**[18:07] Pauline**
Is it a world someone dreamed up?
**[18:09] Cu Leleia**
They aren't just imaginings.
**[18:12] Cu Leleia**
Maybe someone felt the need to set these
images down in their life after death.
**[18:16] Cu Leleia**
So, devoting great effort and a tremendous
amount of time to the endeavor,
**[18:19] Cu Leleia**
they created this.
**[18:21] Reina**
You're the professor, right?
**[18:23] Mavis**
We accepted a quest from the Guild,
and came to save you.
**[18:25] Mavis**
What? A child?
**[18:30] Mile**
Are you okay?
**[18:32] Cu Leleia**
Thank you.
**[18:33] Cu Leleia**
How did you guys get in here?
**[18:36] Cu Leleia**
What about the beastperson guards?
**[18:38] Cu Leleia**
Don't tell me you...
**[18:40] Mavis**
They really are cruel,
locking up a child like this.
**[18:43] Cu Leleia**
I'm not a child!
**[18:44] Cu Leleia**
You're humans, right? In that case,
I'm much older than you.
**[18:48] Girls**
Huh?
**[18:51] Girls**
A dwarf?
**[18:52] Cu Leleia**
I'm an elf!
**[18:53] Mile**
Then, does that mean you're the scholar?
**[18:56] Cu Leleia**
That's right.
**[18:57] Cu Leleia**
Cu Leleia.
**[18:58] Cu Leleia**
Nice to meet you.
**[19:00] Reina**
Well, I'm glad we found you.
**[19:02] Reina**
We came to rescue you. Let's go!
**[19:05] Cu Leleia**
I'm sorry to say this when you've
taken the trouble to come help me,
**[19:08] ---**
but that won't be possible.
**[19:10] Girls**
What?
**[19:11] Cu Leleia**
No one can escape from here.
**[19:13] Cu Leleia**
The beastpeople aren't the
ones who rule this place.
**[19:24] Pauline**
A-An earth dragon?
**[19:25] Mile**
So this is the cause of the
strange phenomena in the forest.
**[19:29] Mavis**
It doesn't seem like it's
going to let us escape.
**[19:31] Reina**
Cu Leleia-san, please stay back.
**[19:34] Cu Leleia**
Wait! All of you!
**[19:42] Mavis**
Godspeed Sword!
**[19:45] Reina**
Flame Sphere!
**[19:47] Pauline**
Water Ball! Ultra Hot!
**[19:53] Reina**
You're kidding!
**[19:54] Pauline**
It can't be!
**[19:55] Mavis**
What's going on?
**[19:56] Mile**
Please, leave it to me!
**[19:58] Mile**
Explosion Magic!
**[20:01] Mile**
Shoot!
**[20:06] Mile**
Huh?
**[20:07] Ancient dragon**
Hmph. Impressive magic, for humans.
**[20:11] Reina**
I-It talks?
**[20:13] Cu Leleia**
It's no earth dragon.
**[20:15] Cu Leleia**
It's the strongest monster in
the world. An elder dragon!
**[20:19] Mavis**
Mile! Run!
**[20:29] Girls**
Mile!
**[20:37] Reina**
M... Mile?
**[20:40] (Flashback) Mile**
When the moment of death arrives, you die.
**[20:42] (Flashback) Mile**
Truly. Just like that.
**[20:49] Reina**
She's not dead.
**[20:52] Reina**
Mile wouldn't die!
**[20:56] Girls**
We won't let her die!
**[20:59] Ancient dragon**
She's already died.
**[21:02] Mavis**
She's not dead!
**[21:03] (Flashback) Mile**
It takes a heavy toll on the body.
**[21:06] (Flashback) Mile**
Please, limit it to one a day.
**[21:08] Mavis**
And what of it?
**[21:10] Mavis**
If I don't use them now, when will I?
**[21:16] Mavis**
Extra Godspeed Sword! 1.5x speed!
**[21:22] Reina**
Maximum Flame Sphere!
**[21:28] Pauline**
Zero-Zero Magic No. 1! Rock Reveal!
**[21:36] Ancient dragon**
Impressive, managing to scratch me.
**[21:39] Ancient dragon**
You're very good.
**[21:42] Ancient dragon**
How interesting...
**[21:52] Mavis**
*No matter what it takes...*
**[21:54] Pauline**
*Until Mile-chan recovers...*
**[21:56] Reina**
*We three will protect her!*
**[21:58] Ancient dragon**
I am not an opponent you
could ever hope to defeat.
***SIGN*** Didn't I Say to Make My Abilities
Average in the Next Life?!
**[22:15] ---**
# E12 - Didn't I Say The Crimson Vow Would Never Be Destroyed!?
Source: [Crunchyroll](https://www.crunchyroll.com/watch/GY5P7Q0QY/didnt-i-say-the-crimson-vow-would-never-be-destroyed)
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***SIGN*** Didn't I Say to Make My Abilities
Average in the Next Life?!
**[01:31] Keiko**
Onee-chan. It's morning already.
**[01:36] Keiko**
Morning, Keiko.
**[01:40] Keiko**
Honestly, Onee-chan. You always laze
around the house like a fluffy, woolly blob.
**[01:44] Misato**
Fluffy...
**[01:46] Keiko**
If the alternative is almost getting
hit by a truck while saving a kid,
**[01:49] ---**
then I'd rather you were all woolly
when you go out too, but...
**[01:52] Misato**
Sorry I scared you.
**[01:56] Father**
By the way, Misato, what were you watching
before you went to sleep last night?
**[02:00] Misato**
It was *Stone-Age Boy, Giatrus*!
**[02:02] Misato**
I really shouldn't watch it.
**[02:03] Misato**
It makes me want to eat meat.
**[02:05] Father**
Okay! Today, I'll hunt a mammoth
and bring it back for my daughter!
**[02:10] Keiko**
Papa, where'd you pull that stone axe from?
**[02:12] Mother**
I can't drink monkey-made sake,
**[02:14] ---**
but kuchikamizake from *Your Name.* made
by a high school girl would be all right.
**[02:18] Father**
I know what you mean!
**[02:21] Keiko**
What's with this otaku family?
**[02:22] Keiko**
Can we talk about something I understand, too?
**[02:26] Misato**
*I didn't have any friends,*
**[02:28] ---**
*but surrounded by the warmth of my family,*
**[02:31] ---**
*I was more than happy enough.*
**[02:34] Misato**
* And I know that even if I had*
* never been reincarnated...*
**[03:07] Adele**
It went by so quickly.
**[03:08] Adele**
Tomorrow we graduate from Eckland Academy.
**[03:11] Marcela**
Indeed. Three years was a brief time.
**[03:14] Monika**
Did you hear that, Aureana?
**[03:16] ---**
They're talking like nothing at all
happened in the last three years.
**[03:20] Aureana**
Do they have any idea how much you and I got
dragged around by the pair of them, Monika-san?
**[03:25] Aureana**
She might seem domineering at first glance,
but our Marcela-sama is deeply compassionate,
**[03:28] Aureana**
and never hesitates to dive into
trouble to help someone.
**[03:33] Monika**
And then there's her chief counselor, who
comes up with the most terrible schemes, Adele...
**[03:38] Monika**
And us two, forever swept
up in it! Sob, sob, sob...
**[03:42] Aureana**
And before we knew it, we were known as the
"Wonder Four" throughout the academy...
**[03:45] ---**
Sob, sob, sob...
**[03:47] Adele**
Monika-san, Aureana-san...
**[03:49] Marcela**
I-It was never my intention to...
**[03:52] Monika**
I'm only joking.
**[03:53] Monika**
We're commoners, but you called
us friends and treated us well.
**[03:57] Aureana**
We'll treasure every experience we
had with you these last three years.
**[04:03] Marcela**
H-Honestly... Do you have to
say such embarrassing things?
**[04:06] Marcela**
But you're right.
**[04:08] Marcela**
Adele-san...
**[04:10] Marcela**
Meeting you and being your friend is
something I will always take pride in.
**[04:17] Adele**
So will I!
**[04:19] Adele**
Thanks to all of you,
**[04:21] ---**
all the family disputes within
Viscount Ascham's lands were resolved,
**[04:24] Adele**
and I was able to avenge
my mother and grandfather!
**[04:29] Adele**
Even after we graduate,
we'll always be friends, right?
**[04:32] Girls**
Of course!
**[04:35] Adele**
*Though our paths may part,*
**[04:37] Adele**
*the happy days spent with my dearest friends*
**[04:40] Adele**
*will continue on...*
**[04:43] Adele**
* Even if I never went on adventures*
* where my life was on the line...*
**[04:47] Adele**
Or not.
**[04:49] Adele**
How long are these impossible dreams
going to keep reality at bay...
**[04:54] Adele & Misato**
...for us?
**[04:56] Mile**
But, I mean...
**[04:58] Mile**
This is the first time since I reincarnated
that anything like that has happened...
**[05:01] Mile**
None of my attacks worked at all.
**[05:05] Mile**
It hurt so much...
**[05:08] Mile**
When I think I might die again,
I'm just so scared!
**[05:12] Misato**
That's why you're not getting up?
**[05:14] Mile**
I mean, it's an elder dragon...
**[05:17] Mile**
It stands at the top of this world.
**[05:19] Mile**
My power is only half of its power.
**[05:22] Mile**
Without more power, there's no way I can win!
**[05:25] Adele**
That's dumb.
**[05:26] Adele**
You're the one who asked for average abilities,
**[05:30] Adele**
and now when it's down to the wire,
you're all, "I want more power!"
**[05:33] Adele**
That's just dumb.
**[05:35] Misato**
True. There doesn't seem much point to
standing up if you're going to be like that.
**[05:40] Mile**
Hold on. Usually, in this sort of situation,
if I tried to get up...
**[05:45] Adele & Misato**
Stop! Stop that, Mile!
**[05:48] Adele & Misato**
You'll really die this time!
**[05:50] Mile**
...and while you try to stop me,
**[05:52] ---**
Schumann's Piano Concerto in A minor, Opus 54
would play in the background...
**[05:56] Adele & Misato**
We don't need this.
**[05:57] Mile**
Without that accident, I could have
been happy, even without reincarnating.
**[06:02] Mile**
If I'd been smarter about things,
**[06:05] ---**
I could have stayed forever
with the first friends I ever made.
**[06:09] Mile**
It's the same, even now.
**[06:11] Mile**
People think of me as a girl who's capable,
**[06:15] Mile**
but in the end, nothing ever works out right!
**[06:19] Adele & Misato**
Does that matter?
**[06:21] Mile**
Shouldn't we take this seriously?
**[06:22] Misato**
I'm already done.
**[06:24] ---**
Complaining now just puts me in a tough spot.
**[06:27] Adele**
Are you done, too?
**[06:30] Adele**
Not as Adele von Ascham. In your life as Mile.
**[06:34] Mile**
My... My life as Mile...
**[06:38] Reina**
Maximum Flame Sphere!
**[06:43] Reina**
Even if the opponent's an elder dragon,
Mile would never die so easily!
**[06:47] Pauline**
That's right. She's just
being a sleepyhead again!
**[06:49] Mavis**
So, until she wakes, we will protect Mile!
**[06:53] Mile**
Reina-san... Pauline-san... Mavis-san...
**[06:59] (Flashback) Reina**
Listen up. As long as crimson
blood runs through our veins,
**[07:03] (Flashback) Reina**
we will never betray our friends.
**[07:05] (Flashback) Reina**
Our friendship will never be destroyed!
**[07:08] Mile**
The vow we swore that day...
**[07:10] Mile**
That's right!
**[07:11] Mile**
I... We are still...
**[07:22] Wence**
You! You're all so weak. Why won't you give up?
**[07:25] Cu Leleia**
What are you trying to do here?
**[07:28] Cu Leleia**
An elder dragon controlling beastpeople...
**[07:29] ---**
Using them to excavate ruins
of human civilizations!
**[07:32] Wence**
Inferior creatures getting above yourselves!
**[07:35] Wence**
To think you could inflict
this much damage on me.
**[07:39] Wence**
Maybe I'll just kill you
like I did the first girl!
**[07:43] Cu Leleia**
Magic Seal!
**[07:50] Cu Leleia**
Huh?
**[07:53] Mile**
Did you just say you were
going to kill my friends?
**[07:56] Wence**
Y-You're...
**[07:58] Reina**
Honestly! What took you so long?
**[08:00] Pauline**
You really do sleep in too much.
**[08:04] Mavis**
As a knight, it's embarrassing
to say this, but...
**[08:12] Girls**
Get him, Mile!
**[08:13] Wence**
You! Why aren't you dead?
**[08:16] Wence**
And the strength of your magic
just now! What was that?
**[08:19] Mile**
There's only one reason why you'll lose.
**[08:22] Mile**
There's just one simple answer.
**[08:26] Mile**
You made me angry.
**[08:28] Wence**
You're just a human!
**[08:34] Wence**
My attack didn't work?
**[08:36] Wence**
That's not possible!
**[08:41] Cu Leleia**
What?
**[08:43] Mile**
* Well, thinking about it logically,*
* the answer is simple.*
**[08:48] Nano**
Indeed.
**[08:49] Nano**
Mile-sama's thought waves are half as
strong as the strongest elder dragon's.
**[08:53] Nano**
However...
**[08:54] Mile**
* There must be all sorts of elder dragons,*
* and not all of them can be at the top.*
**[08:59] Nano**
When you first encountered the elder dragon,
**[09:01] ---**
you were caught off-guard, and afraid.
**[09:02] Nano**
That plus despair caused
disruptions in your thought waves,
**[09:05] Nano**
which the rage at the thought of your
friends dying forced back into shape.
**[09:07] Nano**
In your current state,
Mile-sama, you will surely...
**[09:11] Mile**
There's no way I'll lose!
**[09:12] Wence**
Why? Why doesn't it work?
**[09:15] Mile**
Magic energy, collect!
**[09:16] Mile**
Pierce through! Spirit... no, Magic Gun!
**[09:25] Mile**
Now, I have a lot of questions for—huh?
**[09:31] Mile**
What?
**[09:35] Berdetice**
What are you howling about, Wence?
**[09:38] Shelala**
My. There are humans here, too.
**[09:40] Mile**
Gulp!
**[09:41] Berdetice**
Playing again, are you?
**[09:44] Berdetice**
The honored eldest is always telling you
not to mistreat those lesser than us.
**[09:51] Berdetice**
Huh? Could it be?
**[09:52] Berdetice**
Were you the one being bullied?
**[09:56] Shelala**
An elder dragon being picked on by
a human. It's just too amusing, Wence.
**[10:01] Mile**
*One was bad enough. Three is...*
**[10:03] Mile**
Fastest on the draw wins!
**[10:05] Wence**
Defense magic, now! Layer it!
**[10:11] Mile**
I couldn't make it through...
**[10:13] Shelala**
What? That can't be! What was that?
**[10:15] Berdetice**
Human magic broke through
elder dragon magic? *Our* magic?
**[10:20] Wence**
Hyper Breath!
**[10:21] Berdetice**
Wait! That's going too far!
**[10:29] Girls**
Mile!
**[10:35] Berdetice**
She took the Breath head-on
and stood up afterward?
**[10:37] Shelala**
That can't be! What kind of human is she?
**[10:39] Mile**
No matter what, I will protect my friends!
**[10:42] Mile**
Let's go, Nano-chan. Lend me your strength!
**[10:45] Nano**
Of course!
**[10:46] Mile**
Magic energy, collect!
**[10:51] Berdetice**
No matter what you try, it won't work!
**[10:53] Berdetice**
We'll take whatever pathetic
human magic you throw at us!
**[10:56] Mile**
Go!
**[11:02] Berdetice**
It can't be! It's only a
human's Fire Lance spell!
**[11:05] Mile**
You seem to be under the wrong impression.
**[11:07] Mile**
That was no Fire Lance. It was
low-level magic. Just a Fireball.
**[11:12] Dragons**
What?
**[11:13] Mile**
*It was actually a Fire Lance,*
**[11:15] ---**
* but if it upsets the elder dragons,*
* I'll let them think it wasn't.*
**[11:18] Mile**
* But I do feel like that attack*
* was stronger than usual...*
**[11:23] Nano**
Have you forgotten, Mile-sama?
**[11:25] Nano**
When nanomachines are given clear directions,
**[11:27] ---**
the effectiveness of the magic can
increase as much as 3.27 times.
**[11:31] Mile**
Three times stronger than normal!
I like the sound of that!
**[11:35] Shelala**
What is with this girl? Is she really human?
**[11:38] Wence**
That's what I'd like to know!
**[11:40] Mile**
Hey, everyone!
**[11:42] Mile**
If you'd all surrender and explain your
plan to me, it'd really help a lot.
**[11:47] Berdetice**
Cease your prattling, human!
**[11:49] Berdetice**
Full strength, everyone.
**[11:52] Mile**
There are three of you, but I have...
**[11:55] Mile**
my life as high school girl Kurihara Misato,
**[11:59] Mile**
my life as a young lady of
noble birth, Adele von Ascham,
**[12:04] Mile**
and my life now as C-Rank Hunter Mile!
**[12:08] Mile**
Magic energy charged to 120%!
**[12:13] Mile**
Fire!
**[12:18] Wence**
She blocked it!
**[12:19] Shelala**
No! She can't!
**[12:21] Berdetice**
What are you?
**[12:24] Mile**
I am Mile of the Crimson Vow!
**[12:26] Mile**
Just a normal girl, like you'd find anywhere!
**[12:29] Dragons**
That's a lie!
**[12:51] Girls**
Mile!
**[12:53] Mile**
Yes?
**[12:58] Mile**
Is everyone okay?
**[13:00] Cu Leleia**
Hold on a minute.
**[13:01] Cu Leleia**
How can you treat this so lightly?
**[13:03] Mile**
Oh, those elder dragons sure
were tough opponents...
**[13:06] Cu Leleia**
I'm not talking about that!
**[13:08] Cu Leleia**
Normally, even an army
can't defeat an elder dragon.
**[13:12] Cu Leleia**
Who are you?
**[13:15] Mile**
*This reaction is normal.*
**[13:18] ---**
* Seeing a girl single-handedly*
* defeat elder dragons...*
**[13:22] Mile**
*Even Reina-san and the others must be...*
**[13:24] Reina**
Huh? It should be perfectly
obvious who Mile is.
**[13:29] Cu Leleia**
What?
**[13:30] Reina**
A washboard-flat pipsqueak...
**[13:32] Pauline**
...who seems grounded, but is
actually scatterbrained...
**[13:35] Mavis**
...who considers herself common-sensical,
even though she isn't at all.
**[13:38] Mile**
What?
**[13:39] Cu Leleia**
So how can this girl defeat elder dragons?
**[13:43] Reina**
That's obvious, isn't it?
**[13:45] Girls**
A secret family technique. Right?
**[13:58] Mile**
Guys!
**[14:01] Mavis**
The backlash from overusing Micross!
The pain! It's here!
**[14:06] Pauline & Mile**
Here. Healing magic.
**[14:08] Mavis**
Oh, I'm all better.
**[14:09] Cu Leleia**
Wha? Girls!
**[14:12] Cu Leleia**
Oh, all right. I won't ask about this anymore,
**[14:17] ---**
and I won't report it to the Guild.
**[14:19] Cu Leleia**
After all, my original mission was to
investigate the strange phenomena in the forest,
**[14:27] Cu Leleia**
which is why hearing what they
have to say takes precedence here.
**[14:31] Mile**
That's true.
**[14:33] Mile**
Will you talk to us now?
**[14:35] Mile**
Or do you want to go again?
**[14:37] Berdetice**
What we seek is a lost civilization.
**[14:41] Mile**
A lost civilization?
**[14:43] Cu Leleia**
You can't mean the prehistoric civilization?
**[14:46] Cu Leleia**
A legendary country said to
have prospered long, long ago.
**[14:50] Cu Leleia**
The people didn't depend on magic, and yet,
**[14:52] Cu Leleia**
information from distant lands,
the depths of the sea, the sky...
**[14:55] Cu Leleia**
Even the stars themselves...
They controlled it all.
**[14:58] Cu Leleia**
There was no famine or war.
**[15:00] ---**
It was even said to be the land of the gods.
**[15:03] Reina**
Huh. I see what you're saying,
**[15:06] ---**
but how could such an amazing
civilization crumble?
**[15:09] Cu Leleia**
That's exactly why its existence is doubted.
**[15:13] Cu Leleia**
But if the elder dragons are searching for it,
**[15:15] ---**
then that lends much more credence to the theory.
**[15:17] Berdetice**
We would be too conspicuous
if we worked out in the open.
**[15:21] Berdetice**
So we ordered the beastpeople to search for
ruins and artifacts from the lost civilization.
**[15:27] Pauline**
Then, is this place truly a ruin
from the prehistoric civilization?
**[15:32] Berdetice**
Unfortunately, this seems to have been created
by later worshipers of the lost civilization.
**[15:38] Berdetice**
In other words, a failure.
**[15:40] Cu Leleia**
I see.
**[15:42] Berdetice**
Therefore, we will leave these lands.
**[15:45] Berdetice**
The beastpeople, too, will encroach
on this domain no longer.
**[15:49] Berdetice**
In which case, you are left
with no difficulties, correct?
**[15:54] Mile**
All right.
***SIGN*** 2 D A Y S L A T E R
**[15:59] Cu Leleia**
I am in your debt.
**[16:00] Mile**
No, we're in yours.
**[16:02] Mile**
Thanks for covering for us so well.
**[16:05] Cu Leleia**
I have the feeling we will meet again someday.
**[16:09] Cu Leleia**
Goodbye.
**[16:11] Hunter A**
I heard all about it!
**[16:13] Hunter C**
As long as the Crimson Vow is around,
the Guild and the Kingdom of Tils are safe!
**[16:20] Reina**
Just leave it to us!
**[16:24] Girls**
We're back!
**[16:25] Lenny**
Welcome home, ladies!
**[16:27] Lenny**
I heard all about it! You guys pulled
off something amazing again, right?
**[16:31] Mavis**
I know it's sudden, but do you think
we could arrange a feast for tonight?
**[16:34] Pauline**
With no limits on the budget!
**[16:39] Lenny**
Thanks for your patronage!
***SIGN*** Baths
**[16:44] Reina**
I feel alive again!
**[16:46] Pauline**
Dinner was fun, wasn't it?
**[16:49] Mavis**
The heat is getting to me.
I really must be tired...
**[16:52] Reina**
Should we get out then?
**[16:54] Mile**
I'm going to stay a little longer.
***SIGN*** Keroron
**[17:03] (Flashback) Mile**
All right.
**[17:05] (Flashback) Mile**
But can I ask you one thing?
**[17:07] (Flashback) Berdetice**
What is it?
**[17:09] (Flashback) Mile**
Why would this world's strongest creatures,
the elder dragons, need the lost civilization?
**[17:16] (Flashback) Berdetice**
I cannot tell you.
**[17:19] (Flashback) Berdetice**
Not even if it meant I must fight you again.
**[17:24] Mile**
Nano-chan...
**[17:25] Nano**
Yes?
**[17:26] Mile**
Do you know what the elder dragons are after?
**[17:28] Nano**
Yes.
**[17:29] Mile**
What is it?
**[17:31] Nano**
That's classified information.
**[17:32] Mile**
What?
**[17:33] Nano**
We nanomachines receive wishes
in the form of thought waves,
**[17:37] Nano**
and grant them when it is within our
power to do so. We are simply tools.
**[17:41] Nano**
But the question you just asked, Mile-sama,
**[17:44] Nano**
involves classified information.
**[17:47] Nano**
Thus, your wish cannot be granted.
**[17:49] Mile**
Which means that the elder
dragons' goal is something big,
**[17:51] ---**
something connected to that
classified information.
**[17:54] Nano**
That's classified information.
**[17:56] Nano**
I'm sorry, Mile-sama.
**[17:59] Mile**
It's all right. Thanks.
**[18:04] (Flashback) God**
To be honest, the world you
will be reborn into has had
**[18:07] (Flashback) ---**
many civilizations over time,
all of which have collapsed.
**[18:10] (Flashback) God**
Even now, with the addition of nanomachines,
there is no hope of further evolution.
**[18:14] (Flashback) God**
The result is a world that
all of us have cast aside,
**[18:18] (Flashback) ---**
one that simply continues to scrape along.
**[18:21] (Flashback) Misato**
Why are you reincarnating me
into such a difficult world?
**[18:26] (Flashback) God**
We have our own circumstances to consider.
**[18:30] Mile**
A world with no gods?
**[18:47] Reina**
What's wrong?
**[18:48] Mile**
Sorry! I had a weird dream.
**[18:52] Reina**
Is that all...
**[19:04] Pauline**
Are you all right? You seem tired.
**[19:07] Mile**
Sorry! I dozed off! I'm so sorry!
**[19:12] Mavis**
Mile! Can you take the one
that headed your way?
**[19:15] Mile**
Huh? What is this?
**[19:42] Mile**
*I want to talk to them about these worries.*
**[19:45] Mile**
* But that would mean telling them*
* that I've been reincarnated.*
**[19:51] Mile**
*I can't! I can't do that!*
**[20:05] Mile**
*Thank you for everything you've done for me.*
**[20:08] Mile**
*Please, take care of yourselves!*
**[20:20] Nano**
Are you sure about this, Mile-sama?
**[20:23] Mile**
*I always thought I wanted normal happiness.*
**[20:26] Mile**
* But this world that I reincarnated into*
* is much more unstable than I thought...*
**[20:33] Mile**
* The elder dragons are hungry for the*
* lost civilization, trying to start something.*
**[20:38] Mile**
*It might not happen for a hundred years.*
**[20:41] Mile**
*But... it might also be tomorrow.*
**[20:45] Mile**
*This world has no gods.*
**[20:48] Mile**
*No god will save it.*
**[20:51] Mile**
*I don't know what I can do, but...*
**[20:53] Mile**
*I can't just ignore it.*
**[20:55] Mile**
* Because I've found something much*
* more important than my own happiness.*
**[21:02] Reina**
We haven't seen the school in a long time.
**[21:04] Pauline**
No, we haven't.
**[21:05] Mile**
Huh?
**[21:08] Mile**
Wh-Why are all of you here?
**[21:10] Reina**
What do you mean "why"?
**[21:13] ---**
It was so obvious you were
worrying over something.
**[21:15] Mile**
B-But the three of you were asleep!
**[21:18] Pauline**
We were pretending to sleep.
**[21:19] Mile**
What?
**[21:21] Mavis**
My princess, won't you consider
engaging a knight's services?
**[21:25] Mile**
Wha? You look too beautiful like that!
**[21:28] Mile**
Y-You can't! The journey I'm starting
now is even more dangerous than before!
**[21:32] Girls**
Does it matter?
**[21:34] Mile**
Huh?
**[21:35] Pauline**
Of course we'll help you. We're your friends.
**[21:39] Pauline**
But...
**[21:40] Mavis**
There's only one thing that's important to us.
**[21:44] Mavis**
Mile, do you...
**[21:47] Reina**
Being with us... Do you not like it?
**[21:51] Mile**
Th-The answer to that should be obvious.
**[21:56] Mile**
I...
**[21:58] Mile**
I want to stay with you!
**[21:59] Girls**
Mile!
**[22:04] Reina**
Honestly, Mile!
**[22:06] Mavis**
Um, there's something I wanted
to talk to you about...
**[22:09] Girls**
What is it?
**[22:10] Mavis**
Why do you all sneak out on your own?
**[22:14] Mavis**
We're friends, aren't we?
**[22:15] Girls**
Sorry!
***SIGN*** Episode 12
***SIGN*** Didn't I Say The Crimson Vow Would Never Be Destroyed?!
**[22:51] Reina**
Okay! The Crimson Vow is setting
off on a new adventure!
**[22:54] Reina**
First, we'll aim to get to B Rank!
**[22:56] Mavis**
After that, I'll get to
A Rank and become a knight!
**[22:59] Pauline**
I'll make lots of money and
set up my own business firm.
**[23:02] Mile**
Um, first we need to investigate
the elder dragons...
**[23:06] Mile**
And I think I would like to gain a normal,
average girl's happiness after all.
**[23:11] Reina**
The elder dragons? You won't even
tell us the real reasons behind that.
**[23:15] Mavis**
We can tell right away when you're lying, Mile.
**[23:17] Pauline**
Which is why you are going
to confess everything about
**[23:19] ---**
your secret family techniques, including that.
**[23:21] Mile**
Huh?
**[23:22] Reina**
Let's do it!
**[23:23] Girls**
Yeah!
**[23:25] Mile**
What? What?!
**[23:26] Mile**
What?
**[23:29] Nano**
Now, let's see...
**[23:30] Nano**
Will Mile-sama ever be able
to attain normal happiness?
**[23:35] Nano**
That answer is...
**[23:37] Nano**
classified information.
**[23:39] ---**