Season 1

E1 - You Said I'd Get a Do-Over in a New World!

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[00:12] Mile
    I'm finally here!
[00:14] Mile
    The royal capital of the Kingdom of Tils!
[00:22] Mile
    The palace is just a little smaller
    than the Kingdom of Brandel's.
[00:31] Mile
    Wh-Who are you calling a country girl?
[00:34] Mile
    It's normal the first time you
    go somewhere! Anyone would—
[00:39] Mile
    I did it again!
[00:45] Lennie
    Yes.
[00:46] Lennie
    We do have a room available.
[00:48] Lennie
    It's five silvers a night.
[00:50] Lennie
    Meals are an additional fee.
[00:52] Lennie
    Also, one basin of hot water is five coppers.
[00:55] Mile
    Oh, I can handle hot and cold water myself,
     so I won't be needing any.
[00:59] Mile
    There we go.
[01:00] Lennie
    That's amazing!
[01:01] Lennie
    It's magic, right?
[01:03] Lennie
    Oh! Are you a Hunter, Miss?
[01:06] Mile
    You're half right.
[01:08] Mile
    I've actually been accepted to the
    Hunters' Prep School here in this country.
[01:15] Mile
    I'm Mile.
[01:16] Mile
    I'll be staying here until
    the school entrance ceremony.
[01:18] Lennie
    I'm the face of this inn, Lenny!
[01:21] Lennie
    Do your best out there, miss!
[01:23] Lennie
    If a famous Hunter favored our inn,
    we'd start really raking it in!
[01:28] Mile
    I'm not interested in standing out like that.
[01:29] Lennie
    What's this?
[01:30] Mile
    I'm aiming for just one thing!
[01:33] Mile
    Absolutely average, completely unremarkable,
     everyday happiness!
SIGN    Didn't I Say to Make My Abilities
    Average in the Next Life?!
SIGN    You Said I'd Get a Do-Over in a New World!
[01:48] Mile
    Okay! Time for a redo of
    my life in a new world!
[01:51] Mile
    This time I'm going to find normal happiness!
[01:54] Lennie
    Have a nice day!
[01:55] Mile
    Thank you!
[01:58] Mile
    I'll start by getting a feel for this town.
[02:01] Mile
    Oh, I want to eat gelato!
SIGN    Sapain Square
SIGN    Arena
[02:04] Mile
    Wow! What a gorgeous view!
SIGN    Dragon's Mouth
[02:13] Mile
    My hand! My hand!
[02:14] Lady
    Oh, dear!
[02:17] Mile
    Just kidding!
[02:20] Mile
    I'm sorry! I'm really sorry!
[02:25] Mile
    Now that I'm done sightseeing,
    I'll head for the marketplace.
[02:32] Mile
    Oh, I see...
[02:33] Mile
    I thought this town was a little subdued.
[02:36] Mile
    I haven't really seen
    any children besides Lenny-chan.
[02:40] Mile
    Could it be that even in this fantasy world,
[02:43] Mile
    they've been hit with declining birth rates?
[02:46] Mavis
    Oops. Careful there.
[02:54] Mile
    I'm so sorry!
[02:55] Mile
    Um, thank you very much.
[02:58] Mile
    Um... Mister... Miss...
[03:03] Mile
    Miss Sir?
[03:04] Mavis
    Yes... In trying to be considerate,
    you got a little mixed up.
[03:09] Mavis
    If you daydream too much and get lost,
[03:11] Mavis
    you might not find your way back home.
[03:15] Mile
    I-I'm not that little!
[03:19] Mavis
    Well then, I'll take my leave.
[03:23] Mavis
    Oh, and... I'm a woman.
[03:28] Mile
    So that bothered her.
[03:31] Mile
    That aside... Treating me
    like a child was pretty rude.
[03:35] Mile
    Despite my appearance, my actual age is...
[03:38] Reina
    You there, little one.
[03:39] Mile
    Huh?
[03:40] Reina
    Turn back right now.
[03:42] Reina
    A child walking into the
    slums without a care...
[03:46] Reina
    They'd chew you up and suck on your bones.
[03:48] Mile
    A child?
[03:49] Reina
    You're littler than me. It's obvious.
[03:52] Reina
    At any rate, I'm saying
    to stay away from there.
[03:55] Mile
    Wow... It's like the perfect depiction
    of a seedy underworld.
[04:00] Mile
    I'm sorry!
[04:01] Mile
    I was thinking and almost
    went in by accident.
[04:05] Reina
    I-It isn't as though I care what
    happens to some child I don't know.
[04:10] Reina
    But if I'd pretended I hadn't noticed,
    I wouldn't have slept well. That's all.
[04:14] Mile
    Th-This is...
[04:16] Mile
    There's no mistaking it! You're tsundere!
[04:18] Reina
    Huh?
[04:19] Reina
    Tsundere?
[04:20] Mile
    I'm sorry.
[04:21] Mile
    That concept doesn't exist
    in this world, does it?
[04:24] Reina
    I feel as though you're poking fun at me.
[04:27] Mile
    I have no plans to go in there!
[04:29] Mile
    I apologize for worrying you!
[04:31] Reina
    Well, that's fine, then.
[04:32] Reina
    Now, if you could just do something about that
[04:35] Reina
    "country girl" look on your face...
[04:38] Mile
    But she went in...
[04:41] Mile
    Wait!
[04:42] Mile
    "Country girl" face?
[04:46] Mile
    I said not to laugh!
[04:49] Mile
    It's the marketplace!
[04:58] Pauline
    Are you all right?
[05:00] Mile
    Y-Yes, I'm fi—
[05:04] Pauline
    I-Is something wrong?
[05:06] Pauline
    Did you hurt yourself?
[05:08] Mile
    N-No...
[05:10] Mile
    It's nothing.
[05:11] Mile
    I'm sorry I wasn't looking
    where I was going.
[05:14] Pauline
    Not at all. I wasn't paying
    proper attention, either.
[05:17] Pauline
    Excuse me for a moment.
[05:18] Mile
    Huh?
[05:21] Mile
    Huh?
[05:22] Pauline
    There you go.
[05:23] Pauline
    Well, take care, won't you?
[05:29] Mile
    What a kind young lady.
[05:31] Mile
    I'm sure she's lovely,
    just the same inside and out.
[05:35] Mile
    But those breasts just aren't fair...
[05:41] Mile
    Oh, that's right! I haven't
    tried orc meat yet!
[05:45] Mile
    Okay.
[05:46] Mile
    I'll ask them to cook it for me at the inn.
[05:48] Mile
    Excuse me! I'll take this one.
[05:50] Man
    Coming right up!
[05:51] Man
    This contains the best part
    of the tenderloin.
[05:53] Man
    But are you going to be able
    to carry it home yourself?
[05:55] Mile
    Oh. I'll be fine.
[06:00] Mile
    It's so big!
[06:01] Mile
    Here we go.
[06:03] Man
    Well, that's surprising.
[06:04] Man
    You're very strong, miss,
    and you can use storage magic, too?
[06:08] Mile
    Oh, yes. More or less...
[06:10] Man
    There aren't many who can use that magic.
[06:13] Man
    And a child like you can.
[06:15] Man
    Well, that's knocked me for a loop.
[06:18] Man
    I'm only saying this for your own good.
[06:20] Man
    It's dangerous for children around here.
     You should hurry and go home.
[06:23] Mile
    Huh?
[06:25] Lennie
    I'm sorry. I forgot to tell you.
[06:28] Mile
    Then it's true? Right now,
    here in the capital...
[06:31] Lennie
    Yes.
[06:32] Lennie
    Children around our age have been
    disappearing in the last few days.
[06:38] Lennie
    Please be careful, miss.
[06:40] Lennie
    A child that can use magic is valuable.
[06:43] Mile
    I will.
[06:45] Mile
    Wait! A child?
[06:46] Mile
    You mean me?
[06:49] Mile
    So children are going missing...
[06:53] Mile
    This must be why things felt odd today, right?
[06:55] Mile
    Nano-chan...
[07:03] Nano
    You talking to me without thinking was
    outrageously odd as well, Mile-sama.
[07:08] Nano
    After all, normal people can't see me.
[07:12] Mile
    Oh, don't remind me!
[07:15] Mile
    But you know, some of it was because
    you talked first, Nano-chan.
[07:19] Nano
    That's because you're the first person
    in hundreds of years to perceive us,
[07:21] Nano
    the nanomachines, so...
[07:24] Nano
    I can't help it.
[07:25] Mile
    Fantasy plus nanomachines, huh?
[07:28] Mile
    I guess anything goes...
[07:30] Mile
    in alternate worlds.
[07:33] Mile
    This is a secret just between us.
[07:36] Mile
    The truth is, "Mile" is
    just an alias I'm using.
[07:39] Mile
    I'm really a noble from the
    Kingdom of Brandel named
SIGN    A
    d
    e
    l
    e
    •
    v
    o
    n
    •
    A
    s
    c
    h
    a
    m
[07:43] Mile
    Adele von Ascham!
[07:44] Mile
    Except I'm actually...
[07:46] Mile
    a Japanese high school student
    named Kurihara Misato.
SIGN    K
    u
    r
    i
    h
    a
    r
    a
    
    M
    i
    s
    a
    t
    o
[07:49] Mile
    It's embarrassing, but I'm one of those
[07:51] Mile
    people who reincarnated into another world.
[07:54] Mile
    Because I was able to do just a
    little more than everyone else,
[07:58] Mile
    I always stood out...
[08:00] Mile
    Meaning, I never had a single friend.
[08:04] Mile
    Oh! But my parents and little
    sister loved me very much.
[08:08] Mile
    Then...
[08:13] Mile
    And there it is!
[08:15] Mile
    The famous reincarnated-into-another-world
     Out-of-Control-Truck!
[08:23] Mile
    Because that happened...
[08:28] Mile
    A god-type person said I could be
    reincarnated into another world.
[08:34] Mile
    And, of course, it would be
    with all the expected bonuses.
[08:38] Mile
    The bonus I asked for was...
[08:41] (Flashback) Mile
    In my next life, I want to make normal
    friends and live a normal life.
[08:46] (Flashback) Mile
    So please, whatever abilities you give me...
[08:49] (Flashback) Mile
    I want them to be average for that world!
[08:52] Mile
    After that, I was reincarnated
    into this world and a lot...
[08:57] Mile
    a lot... really a lot happened
    in these twelve years.
[09:02] Mile
    Regular happiness...
[09:04] Mile
    I wonder if I'll ever find it.
[09:11] Nano
    I'm sure you will.
SIGN    Day Before the Entrance Ceremony
[09:21] Mile
    Okay!
[09:22] Mile
    I have complete knowledge
    of the capital!
[09:24] Mile
    Now I can start school without a care.
[09:28] Mile
    I'm back, Lenny-chan!
[09:30] Mile
    Huh?
[09:31] Man
    Don't stop me! I'm going
    to look for Lenny!
[09:33] Woman
    This is the busiest time of day!
    What will we do without a chef?
[09:37] Man
    Aren't you worried about Lenny?
[09:39] Woman
    She's just a little late coming
    back from shopping. That's all.
[09:46] Mile
    She wasn't at the marketplace.
[09:48] Nano
    Mile-sama, you know...
[09:49] Nano
    You say you want a normal life,
[09:52] Nano
    but you do tend to poke your
    nose into dangerous business.
[09:56] Mile
    Is something wrong with that?
[09:57] Nano
    Not at all.
[09:58] Nano
    Still, can you think of anywhere other
    than the marketplace that she might be?
[10:02] Mile
    Could we use search magic?
[10:04] Nano
    It's possible, but if we expand
    the search to the whole capital,
[10:07] Nano
    it would exceed even your data
    processing capabilities, and...
[10:10] Nano
    Your head would go boom.
[10:12] Mile
    Let's not do that!
[10:13] Mile
    At times like these,
[10:15] Mile
    it makes sense to try looking in
    places like this first, right?
[10:19] Man
    Hey, this one's a gem.
[10:22] Man
    If we take this one,
    the boss'll give us a huge bonus.
[10:26] Mile
    I didn't think I'd get caught
    the second I walked in.
[10:28] Nano
    You might've been a little too obvious.
[10:30] Mavis
    Halt!
[10:30] Men
    Huh?
[10:32] Mavis
    Don't you dare touch
    her with your filthy hands!
[10:34] Mile
    It's Miss Sir!
[10:36] Man
    And who d'you think you are?
[10:38] Mavis
    I have no name to give villains like you!
[10:41] Mile
    Oh! I've always wanted to say this!
    That famous manga line!
[10:45] Man
    Get her!
[10:51] Man
    What're you flitting around for?
[10:54] Mavis
    Is that all you've got?
[10:56] Man
    Don't underestimate me!
[11:01] Man
    Die!
[11:04] Man
    Welcome.
[11:05] Man
    Playtime's over.
[11:08] Mile
    Whoa! She's really in a tough spot!
[11:10] Nano
    Mile-sama...
[11:11] Mile
    Oh! Oops!
[11:12] Mile
    I started just watching...
[11:15] Man
    Just come quietl—
[11:21] Mavis
    Huh?
[11:21] Mile
    Are you all right?
[11:23] Mavis
    This is...
[11:25] Mavis
    sleep magic?
[11:27] Mavis
    Wait. Huh?
[11:28] Mavis
    You're that girl.
[11:31] Mile
    Hello...
[11:33] Mavis
    I see. You were investigating
    the case, too.
[11:36] Mile
    Then, you are, too?
[11:38] Mavis
    Yes.
[11:39] Mavis
    Causing those children and
    their families to suffer...
[11:42] Mavis
    As a knight, I can't let
    them get away with it.
[11:44] Mile
    She was having all that trouble earlier,
    and she's a female knight...
[11:47] Mile
    Maybe she's the super-honorable martyr type?
[11:48] Mile
    Why is my brain going there?
[11:51] Mavis
    Is something wrong?
[11:52] Mile
    Not at all!
[11:53] Mile
    If that's the case, I'd like to help.
[11:57] Mavis
    All right.
[11:58] Mavis
    I can't use magic, so it
    would be very reassuring.
[12:05] Mavis
    I'm Mavis. I look forward
    to working with you.
[12:09] Mile
    Um... I-I'm Mile.
[12:12] Mile
    Well... shall we start with
    a little interrogation?
[12:16] Mavis
    So this is their hideout, is it?
[12:19] Mile
    No matter what world you're in,
    the bad guys always hang out in a warehouse!
[12:23] Man
    What're you doing here?
[12:31] Mile
    There are bad guys who look
    like they come from the
[12:34] Mile
    Century's End in this world, too!
[12:35] Mile
    Still... In the scene where they first
    appeared they were this big, and now...
[12:39] Mile
    Suddenly they're normal-sized!
    Just as you'd expect!
[12:43] Man
    What could a couple of kids want around here?
[12:45] Mile
    I can't help but wonder if
    he ever cuts his tongue!
[12:47] Man
    I don't really get it,
    but they seem pretty suspicious.
[12:51] Mavis
    Who's suspicious, us or you?
[12:52] Man
    Should we kill 'em?
[12:53] Man
    Let's do it!
[12:55] Men
    Hya-ha!
[12:56] Mile
    A real "hya-ha" in person!
[12:59] Mavis
    Why do you seem so happy?
[13:05] Mile
    The garbage has been sterilized.
[13:06] Mile
    Er, no! I mean... Fire magic?
[13:09] Mavis
    A-Are they dea—
[13:10] Reina
    I didn't kill them.
[13:12] Reina
    I held back so that you wouldn't
    get caught up in it, after all.
[13:16] Reina
    Though, I don't think there'd
    be any particular problem
[13:18] Reina
    if villains who kidnap children were to die.
[13:21] Mavis
    You're looking for the children, too?
[13:23] Reina
    Yes. I'm Reina.
[13:25] Reina
    Also known as the Crimson Reina.
[13:28] Mile
    She told us herself!
[13:30] Reina
    Oh, you're...
[13:36] Mavis
    There's a door.
[13:37] Mile
    That just makes it feel like there are
    people locked up in there, doesn't it?
[13:41] Reina
    It seems the only guards
    were the idiots outside.
[13:46] Mavis
    Are you all in there?
[13:48] Mavis
    We're here to save you.
[13:49] Kids
    Please, Miss! We're scared.
[13:50] Pauline
    Yes. Everyone is here.
[13:53] Mavis
    All right. I'm going to open
    the door now, so... huh?
[13:56] Mavis
    That's strange.
[13:57] Reina
    What's wrong?
[13:58] Mavis
    This door doesn't have a doorknob or keyhole.
[14:02] Reina
    It must be a magic door.
[14:03] Mile
    I'll use unlocking magic...
[14:06] Mile
    It's unlocked.
[14:07] Reina
    Huh?
[14:08] Mavis
    You truly are amazing!
[14:10] Reina
    She did magic without a spell?
[14:12] Reina
    You! Mile, wasn't it?
[14:15] Reina
    Just now, did—
[14:15] Mavis
    I'll open the door now.
[14:22] ---
    I'm scared...
[14:24] Mavis
    Are you all right?
[14:26] Girl
    I wanna go home!
[14:28] Mavis
    You'll be home very soon.
[14:30] Pauline
    Thank you so much.
[14:32] Mile
    Huh?
[14:33] Mile
    You're the girl from the marketplace.
[14:34] Pauline
    Oh! We meet again!
[14:36] Pauline
    If you'd like, please call me Pauline.
[14:39] Reina
    More importantly, why did they kidnap you?
[14:42] Reina
    You're obviously not a child.
[14:46] Pauline
    Actually, I happened to come across
    them when they were kidnapping children.
[14:51] Pauline
    I thought that since both the
    children and I were in danger...
[14:54] Pauline
    I'd offer to look after the children for them.
[14:57] Pauline
    I'm not sure why, but they accepted.
[14:59] Mile
    They really are idiots.
[15:03] Mavis
    Still, your courage and
    quick-wittedness are truly impressive.
[15:06] Pauline
    Well, considering the family business,
     this is nothing...
[15:11] Mavis
    Family business?
[15:12] Pauline
    With that being done...
[15:15] Pauline
    Heal.
[15:18] Reina
    You can use magic, too.
[15:20] Pauline
    Just simple healing magic.
[15:22] Mavis
    Well, thank you. You're a great help.
[15:25] Mile
    Um, Pauline-san...
[15:27] Mile
    Is there a girl here called Lenny-chan?
[15:29] Pauline
    No. We're the only ones here.
[15:33] Pauline
    Could she have been taken
    straight to the boss?
[15:36] Mile
    I-It couldn't be...
[15:41] Boss
    You just do what you're told,
     and don't make a fuss!
[15:43] Lennie
    Okay! I will!
[15:45] Boss
    Here I come!
[15:48] Lennie
    Mom...
[15:50] Mile
    Has Lenny-chan climbed the
    stairs of adulthood?
[15:53] Mile
    Lenny-chan!
[15:54] Mavis
    Mile...
[15:55] Reina
    Huh? What's wrong?
[15:56] Pauline
    Please, calm down.
[15:58] Pauline
    She might be being held somewhere else.
[16:01] Mile
    Lenny-chan!
[16:02] Girls
    Wait!
[16:03] Mile
    Lenny-chan!
[16:06] Mile
    Huh?
[16:07] Boss
    My, my. I thought it seemed noisy.
[16:10] Boss
    What adorable guests.
[16:13] Reina
    So you're the leader behind the kidnappings?
[16:16] Boss
    And if I am?
[16:17] Mile
    Where are you keeping Lenny-chan?
[16:20] Boss
    Lenny? None of the children I
    invited here go by that name.
[16:24] Mile
    Huh?
[16:26] Reina
    It's no use talking with villains!
[16:30] Reina
    Rage, flames!
[16:31] Reina
    Into a blazing sphere!
[16:33] Reina
    Fire Ball!
[16:35] Man
    Fire Ball.
[16:43] Mavis
    Reina!
[16:47] Man
    You have a long ways to go, little girl.
[16:50] Woman
    What if you set off the explosive
    powder we have here in the warehouse?
[16:55] Reina
    To think I'd be defeated
    by an abridged spell...
[16:58] Mavis
    If magic won't work, then...
[17:02] Man
    Oh, dear... That was close.
[17:08] Man
    Wow. I'm scared.
[17:11] Man
    Stop toying with the child!
[17:14] Man
    All right, all right.
[17:15] ---
    Take this!
[17:21] Mile
    Mavis-san!
[17:22] Mavis
    H-He's strong...
[17:24] Man
    Good potential, but still just children.
[17:27] Woman
    When we're nearly A-rank, it's no
    wonder they're no match for us.
[17:31] Man
    Stop! There's no need to tell them that.
[17:34] Mavis
    B-rank Hunters...
[17:38] Boss
    I will allow no one to
    interfere with my ambitions!
[17:41] Mavis
    Kidnapping little girls...
    What are you planning?
[17:45] Boss
    My ambition...
[17:47] Boss
    My desire is for...
[17:49] Boss
    a harem of beautiful girls!
[17:52] Girls
    Huh?
[17:53] Boss
    And, of course, I only want to admire them!
[17:55] Boss
    I'd never do anything
    improper or unpardonable.
[17:57] Boss
    To see beautiful girls locked
    together in an innocent embrace...
[18:02] Boss
    To have them dote on me and let
    me use their laps as pillows...
[18:05] Boss
    That would be enough for me!
[18:08] Boss
    That's right!
[18:09] Boss
    Untouched, unspoiled little
    girls just like you!
[18:16] Mile
    Huh?
[18:19] Mile
    Wait! You mean me?
[18:21] Mile
    Wait, seriously? Please, no!
[18:25] Boss
    How lovely.
[18:26] Boss
    Particularly that modest chest of yours.
[18:28] Mile
    What?
[18:30] Boss
    The bosom is a mark of womanhood...
[18:32] Boss
    Seeing a girl holding back
    tears for the lack of it...
[18:35] Boss
    Letting me comfort her like a mother would...
[18:40] Boss
    It's so perfect, I could die!
[18:46] Mile
    Just because I'm a little flat... So what?
[18:51] Man
    She's trembling.
[18:53] Man
    Don't scare her too much, boss.
[18:55] Mavis
    M-Mile...
[18:57] Pauline
    I'm not sure why, but she
    seems to be trembling...
[19:02] Reina
    Huh?!
[19:04] Reina
    This can't be real!
[19:05] Reina
    This is... It can't be...
[19:07] Reina
    Magical power so strong
    it can be seen... Really?
[19:11] Nano
    Pardon the interruption.
    Allow me to explain!
[19:14] Nano
    In this world, magic is...
[19:16] Nano
    when we nanomachines take the
    spellcaster's thought waves...
[19:19] Nano
    what is commonly referred to as
    "magical power," and cause various phenomena.
[19:23] Nano
    And Mile-sama's thought waves are,
[19:26] Nano
    compared to the spellcasters
    of this world,
[19:28] Nano
    roughly 6,800 times stronger!
[19:31] Nano
    That is why she can use magic with no spell
[19:33] Nano
    and why her physical abilities
    are so impressive.
[19:36] Nano
    But Mile-sama asked for her
    abilities to be average, so why?
[19:42] Nano
    There's a little trick here.
[19:47] Nano
    Among all the creatures
    in this world, there is one
[19:49] Nano
    that is considered the strongest.
[19:51] Nano
    The creature which stands above
    all others, the elder dragon!
[19:54] Nano
    In other words, Mile-sama is an average
[19:56] Nano
    of the weakest creature and
    the strongest creature.
[19:58] Nano
    She gained half the power
    of the elder dragon.
[20:02] Nano
    You can figure out the rest yourself, right?
[20:05] Mile
    I...
[20:07] Mile
    I am...
[20:08] Mile
    I am still growing!
[20:39] Mile
    I'm so sorry...
[20:41] Mile
    I'm sorry!
[20:43] Girls
    Mile!
[20:46] Mile
    Getting all upset because
    she called me flat!
[20:48] Mile
    I'm not some mage who arrived
    on the back of a dragon!
[20:52] Nano
    You know, Mile-sama, I don't think
    you're cut out for a normal life, do you?
[20:56] Mile
    I told you! It's not like
    I wanted this power!
[21:00] Mile
    Oh, honestly!
[21:01] Mile
    Didn't I say to make my abilities average?
[21:08] Lennie
    Do your best at school!
SIGN    Went on a side trip and got home a little late
[21:10] Lennie
    Come back and visit sometimes!
[21:16] Mile
    After I left Brandel, I thought
    I was messing up less.
[21:20] Nano
    More importantly, was it really all
    right to just leave them like that?
[21:24] Mile
    I don't know.
[21:26] Mile
    But now that they've seen that power,
    I can't face them again.
[21:29] Mile
    And I probably won't see them again, anyway.
[21:31] Nano
    Did something just stand up?
[21:33] Mile
    Stand up? You mean like Clara?
SIGN    Hunters' Prep School
[21:37] Mile
    It really is small. I thought since
    it's run by the government, it'd be...
[21:40] Nano
    Well, on the other hand, tuition is free.
[21:42] Mile
    That's true!
[21:43] Mile
    Okay! I guess I'll go register
    at the student dorms.
[21:51] Mile
    Is this the room?
[21:56] Mile
    I'm Mile!
[21:58] Mile
    I'm looking forward to
    getting to know all of...
[22:05] Mile
    Huh?
[22:06] ---
    
SIGN    Didn't I Say to Make My Abilities
    Average in the Next Life?!

E2 - Didn't I Say the Four of Us Would Be a Party?!

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[00:05] Mile
    Of all things...
[00:07] Mile
    I never thought I'd be in the
    same room as these girls.
[00:09] Mile
    How will I explain what happened yesterday?
[00:15] Mile
    Gulp...
SIGN    Didn't I Say to Make My Abilities
    Average in the Next Life?!
SIGN    Episode 2
SIGN    Didn't I Say the Four of Us Would Be a Party?!
[01:53] Mavis
    We should start with introductions.
[01:55] Mile
    Huh?
[01:56] Mavis
    I am Mavis von Austien, aged seventeen.
[02:00] Mavis
    I come from a family of knights
    and aim to become a swordswoman.
[02:03] Reina
    Reina. I'm fifteen.
[02:05] Reina
    I'm a mage, Hunter rank E,
    and people call me "Crimson Reina."
[02:09] Mile
    Oh! She gave herself the
    "Crimson Reina" nickname again!
[02:12] Mavis
    So you really aren't an
    F-rank beginner, then.
[02:15] Reina
    Well, no.
[02:16] Pauline
    Oh! I'm hoping to become a mage, too.
[02:19] Pauline
    Pauline. I'm fourteen,
     and my family are merchants.
[02:23] Pauline
    Reina-san, I hope to learn a
    lot from you, if you don't mind.
[02:26] Reina
    In that case, you're asking the wrong person.
[02:29] Reina
    Right?
[02:30] Mile
    Huh?
[02:34] Reina
    Introductions. It's your turn.
[02:37] Mile
    Oh, uh, right!
[02:39] Mile
    Um... I'm Mile. Twelve years old.
[02:41] Reina
    Your profession and rank?
[02:43] Mile
    I-I-I hope to become a
    mage and my r-rank is...
[02:47] Mavis
    Maybe C?
[02:48] Reina
    Somewhere around B...
[02:49] Pauline
    It couldn't be A, could it?
[02:51] Mile
    My rank is a rock-bottom F!
[02:53] Mile
    I'm a novice Hunter!
[02:55] Girls
    That's a lie!
[02:57] Mile
    They don't believe me!
[02:58] Mile
    Could it be... at this rate...
SIGN    Objection!
[03:02] Mile
    Will they put me on trial?
[03:04] Mile
    Have a space-time inquest?
[03:07] Mile
    It couldn't be torture, could it?
[03:08] Mile
    To try to uncover my secrets...
[03:11] Reina
    You. Tell us the truth—
[03:15] Mavis
    It's time. We should go.
[03:18] Reina
    I guess so.
[03:19] Pauline
    Mile-chan, you should come, too.
[03:21] Mile
    Um... Where?
[03:23] Pauline
    We'll be late to the new student orientation.
[03:25] Mile
    Oh, that's right.
[03:28] Mile
    Thank goodness. I managed
    to dodge that somehow.
[03:32] Mile
    Huh?
[03:35] Mile
    Maybe I didn't dodge it.
[03:39] Elbert
    I am Elbert, the school principal.
[03:42] Elbert
    I'm here to cram what you would normally
    learn over the course of several years
[03:47] ---
    of your own experiences into six months.
[03:49] Elbert
    The training will be brutal.
[03:51] Elbert
    But if you manage to graduate,
    you'll be awarded a D rank.
[03:54] Background
    Whoa! That's amazing! He said D rank!
[03:57] Elbert
    And... the student with the highest
    scores will be awarded C rank.
[04:01] Background
    Wow! Yay!
[04:03] Mile
    I have to make sure no one
    finds out what I really am.
[04:07] Mile
    Especially not those three.
[04:10] Elbert
    First, you'll show me what you can do.
[04:21] Elbert
    Hold there!
[04:23] Elbert
    You're pretty skilled, Mavis.
[04:25] Mavis
    Thank you, sir.
[04:27] Elbert
    Right. Next pair!
[04:28] Mile
    Y-Yes, sir!
[04:31] Mile
    This time, I'll be normal.
    I'll make this average.
[04:35] Mile
    I'd like to be about fifth from the top.
[04:37] Mile
    I'll just do whatever and lose quickly.
[04:40] Boy
    Look at who she's up against.
[04:41] Boy
    Yeah, Moob. He's already an active Hunter.
[04:44] Boy
    I heard he choked an orc to
    death with his bare hands.
[04:48] Mile
    Just do whatever and lose quickly.
    Just do whatever and lose quickly...
[04:51] Mile
    And if possible, lose in
    a way that doesn't hurt.
[04:54] Mile
    I'm a girl who can be average!
[04:57] Mauve
    Bah! With a girl like this as my opponent,
    forget interesting. This'll be nothing.
[05:01] Mile
    I-I'm looking forward to a good bout!
[05:03] Mauve
    Hey! If I'm gonna be fighting little girls,
    I'd rather have that one over there.
[05:08] Mauve
    This one's flat as a cutting board!
     No fun at all!
[05:11] Mile
    What?
[05:13] Mauve
    Huh?
[05:14] Mile
    I'll destroy you!
[05:20] Mile
    My chest? You're talking about my chest?
[05:21] Mile
    Is it such a crime to be flat?
[05:23] Boy
    She took out Moob with one blow!
[05:25] Boy
    Could you see any of that?
[05:27] Boy
    No, I couldn't follow it at all.
[05:29] Mile
    N-N-No! It's not what you think!
[05:32] Mile
    He said his stomach hurt,
    and then he just fell over!
[05:35] Mavis
    I'm even more curious about you now.
[05:38] Mile
    He just fell over! I'm telling the truth!
[05:41] Pauline
    Mile-chan is really amazing, isn't she?
[05:43] Reina
    Those weren't the moves of
    someone applying to be a mage.
[05:45] Reina
    What is with that girl?
[05:47] Girl
    Fly, flames!
[05:56] Elbert
    All right, next! Reina!
[05:58] Reina
    Yes, sir!
[05:59] Reina
    Blaze brightly, fires of hell!
[06:02] Reina
    Burn through even the bones!
[06:09] Elbert
    That's some pretty good magic.
[06:11] Reina
    Thank you.
[06:13] Elbert
    Right, next. Mile.
[06:15] Mile
    Y-Yes, sir!
[06:17] Mile
    Average, average...
[06:18] Mile
    This time... This time for sure,
    I'll be average.
[06:21] Mile
    If I use about half the
    magic Reina-san used...
[06:24] Mile
    I won't get it wrong this time.
[06:26] Mile
    Blaze brightly, fires of hell.
[06:28] Mile
    Burn through even the bones!
[06:33] Mile
    Perfect!
[06:38] Mile
    Reina-san?
[06:39] Reina
    You're not bad.
[06:41] Mile
    Oh, no. I'm totally normal.
[06:44] Mile
    You saw my magic just now, right?
[06:46] Reina
    Yes. I saw it.
[06:48] Reina
    You used my original spell, magic that only I should be able to use,
[06:51] ---
    after seeing it only once.
[06:54] Mile
    Original spell?
[06:55] Reina
    You're going to explain how you did it.
[06:59] Mile
    I just remembered something I need to do.
[07:01] Mile
    If you'll excuse me!
[07:06] Mile
    I did it again...
[07:09] Nano
    There, there, Mile-sama.
    It happens all the time, doesn't it?
[07:12] Mile
    You could help me a little...
[07:15] Mile
    You're so mean, Nano-chan.
[07:17] Nano
    Those are my specs.
[07:18] Nano
    Oh, hey.
[07:19] Nano
    Isn't this the perfect time
    to do that one thing?
[07:22] Mile
    Oh, right!
[07:25] Mile
    Just a little more and it'll be done!
[07:30] Mile
    It's done!
[07:32] Mile
    Listen to this, Marcelina!
[07:34] Mile
    Though it's a little hard for me to say...
[07:37] Mile
    Listen to this, Marcelina!
[07:39] Mile
    I want to live a normal life, but...
[07:42] Mile
    I just can't seem to do it!
[07:45] Mile
    Thank you for listening, Marcelina!
[07:51] Pauline
    What an unusual doll.
[07:53] Mile
    Oh, this is an SD figure.
    Sort of a Nendonaroid.
[07:58] Mile
    By reducing the overall proportions,
    its cuteness is accented...
[08:02] Mile
    Huh?
[08:04] Mile
    Um, how long have you been there?
[08:07] Pauline
    Listen to this, Marcelina!
[08:09] Pauline
    From around there.
[08:11] Mile
    She heard the whole thing!
[08:13] Pauline
    It really is very cute.
[08:15] Mile
    Th-Thanks...
[08:17] Pauline
    Where did you learn such a skill?
[08:18] Mile
    Huh?
[08:20] Mile
    I took something I loved in my last life...
[08:21] Mile
    And just made what I remembered.
[08:24] Mile
    But there's no way I can say that!
[08:27] Pauline
    Stare...
[08:30] Mile
    She's watching me! Staring at me!
    What do I do? What do I do?
[08:34] Mile
    It...
[08:35] Pauline
    It?
[08:38] Mile
    It's a secret family technique!
[08:44] Pauline
    Oh, is it?
[08:46] Mile
    Yes, it is!
[08:48] Mile
    Good! I managed to dodge the question!
[08:50] Pauline
    I'm sure that's what she's thinking now.
[08:52] Pauline
    Actually, Mile-chan,
    I came to invite you to tea.
[08:56] Mile
    Tea?
[09:00] Mile
    My first day at the academy,
    and I'm already going to a RL event!
[09:12] Reina
    You are going to tell us about yourself.
[09:17] Mile
    This tea set is starting to look
    like a police station katsudon...
[09:20] Mile
    U-Um... I'm really just a
    super-normal twelve-year-old.
[09:25] Mavis
    Even though you defeated the
    Hunter Moob with a single blow?
[09:28] Mile
    It's a secret family technique.
[09:30] Reina
    Even though you used magic only I can use?
[09:33] Mile
    It was a secret family technique...
[09:34] Reina
    I told you, I invented that spell!
[09:36] Pauline
    Reina-san, please don't look so angry.
[09:40] Pauline
    After all, we're not trying
    to pick on Mile-chan.
[09:44] Pauline
    We just want to learn more about each other
    to get better acquainted. That's all.
[09:49] Mavis
    Yes, that's true.
[09:51] Reina
    Since we went to the trouble, I suppose
    we should have some tea and sweets.
[09:56] Reina
    It seems like we have a
    long night ahead of us.
[09:58] Mile
    There's no escaping this!
[10:00] Mile
    There's only one option left.
[10:04] Mile
    All right! I'll tell you!
[10:09] Reina
    So, you're saying that a cabinet minister after
     your abilities allied with a demon lord,
[10:13] Reina
    and you were able to escape unscathed
    with the help of a prince?
[10:17] Mile
    Yes!
[10:18] Mile
    I thought I was going to die!
[10:20] Reina
    I see. That must have been tough.
[10:22] Mile
    It really was!
[10:24] Reina
    And who d'you think is
    gonna believe that, moron?
[10:27] Mile
    What?
[10:29] Reina
    I've read that book, too!
[10:31] Mile
    Oh no!
[10:32] Pauline
    It is a bestseller.
[10:34] Reina
    Are you mocking us?
[10:37] Mile
    That wasn't my intention at all. Not at all.
[10:40] Reina
    Then tell us the truth!
[10:43] Mile
    What?
[10:44] Pauline
    Now, now. Let's leave it there for now.
[10:47] Reina
    What? Why? You're curious too, aren't you?
[10:49] Pauline
    I am curious, but...
[10:52] Pauline
    Everyone has something in their past
    they'd rather not talk about, right?
[10:56] Reina
    Well, yes, but...
[10:58] Mavis
    Huh? I don't.
[11:03] Pauline
    I have things I'd rather not talk about, too.
[11:07] Pauline
    Which is why...
[11:08] Pauline
    I hope you'll want to tell us one
    day, when we're better friends.
[11:12] Mile
    Pauline-san...
[11:13] Reina
    I'm sorry for trying to force you to tell us.
[11:16] Reina
    I'm looking forward to getting to know you.
[11:17] Mile
    Reina-san!
[11:20] Mile
    I'm not sure what you're saying, but...
[11:24] Mile
    Thank you, everyone!
[11:27] Pauline
    I'm sure the doll Mile-chan
    made would sell very well.
[11:31] Reina
    It doesn't seem like she's any good at lying,
    so she's probably not a bad person.
[11:34] Reina
    But I'm going to make her tell
    me the secret of her strength!
[11:39] Reina
    Still...
[11:41] Pauline
    For her to think she could fool us with
    the plot from that popular novel...
[11:46] Girls
    Is she... a ditz?
[11:52] Elbert
    Next, you'll show me your
    strength in the field.
[11:55] Elbert
    I've posted quests even you should be
    able to clear on the bulletin board.
[11:59] Elbert
    Form parties and complete them within a week.
[12:04] Boy
    What do you think?
[12:05] Boy
    Who would be good?
[12:07] Mile
    Parties, huh?
SIGN    Stare...
[12:15] Mavis
    Well, shall we go?
[12:16] Reina
    If we don't hurry, all the
    good ones will be gone.
[12:19] Pauline
    With these four members,
    our party's complete!
[12:22] Mile
    Y-Yes!
[12:25] Reina
    Defeating ten horned
    rabbits clears this quest.
[12:29] Mavis
    Those are the lowest-ranked monsters.
     It should be simple.
[12:32] Pauline
    But...
[12:33] Pauline
    Where could they be?
[12:36] Mile
    Leave it to me!
[12:45] Mile
    There's one in the brush!
[12:47] Mavis
    There really was one!
[12:48] Reina
    How did you know that?
[12:50] Mile
    It was just a little search magic.
[12:52] Reina
    Seriously, what are you?
[12:54] Pauline
    The quest is more important right now!
[12:56] Mavis
    We'll start with one!
[12:58] Mavis
    It's fast!
[12:59] Reina
    With my magic, I'll—
[13:03] Reina
    It takes too long to aim!
[13:04] Pauline
    I'll do it!
[13:06] Pauline
    Oh dear!
[13:10] Mavis
    They're so fast.
[13:12] Reina
    There's no way we're getting ten of those.
[13:14] Pauline
    Do you think we aren't ready for this yet?
[13:18] Mile
    Is this the first time you've
    done a quest like this?
[13:20] Mavis
    I've trained with the sword, though.
[13:22] Pauline
    It's my first time, too.
[13:24] Reina
    I'm not good at hitting
    targets that keep moving.
[13:26] Mile
    I see.
[13:28] Mile
    I can defeat them myself, but...
[13:30] Mile
    But there's no point in that.
[13:35] Mile
    Laugh and have fun... Laugh and have fun...
[13:37] Reina
    Wha...
[13:38] Reina
    What are you doing?
[13:40] Mile
    I've got it!
[13:41] Mile
    Everyone! Do you want to get stronger?
[13:44] Girls
    Huh?
[13:47] Reina
    Gather, water!
[13:48] Reina
    Come to me!
[13:51] Mile
    Now, squeeze the water together tightly.
[13:54] Mile
    Horned rabbits are small and agile,
[13:57] Mile
    so we'll make this sphere small, too.
[13:59] ---
    Try to imagine something
    you can move quickly.
[14:01] Reina
    Freeze!
[14:03] Reina
    Change form!
[14:04] Reina
    Sharpen into an icicle!
[14:06] Mile
    Now!
[14:06] Reina
    Go!
[14:08] Reina
    I did it!
[14:09] Mile
    A huge success!
[14:11] Mile
    How are you doing, Pauline-san?
[14:12] Pauline
    Dance, droplets!
[14:13] Pauline
    Surge as hot as a passionate heart!
[14:18] Pauline
    That's amazing! It's just
    like you said, Mile-chan!
[14:20] Mile
    With water magic,
    practical applications are best.
[14:23] Mile
    Being able to make hot water
    is convenient in a lot of ways.
[14:26] Reina
    You really do know all kinds of things.
[14:28] Mile
    Uh... Um... They're secret
    family techniques.
[14:32] Reina
    Really?
[14:33] Reina
    I'm gonna practice a little more.
[14:34] Pauline
    So will I.
[14:35] Mile
    I see.
[14:36] Mile
    Good luck!
[14:38] Mile
    Oh! You surprised me!
[14:40] Mile
    Since you're a swordswoman,
    Mavis-san, let's go over there...
[14:47] Pauline
    That was a little unexpected.
[14:49] Reina
    What was?
[14:50] Pauline
    That you would just accept
    Mile-chan's suggestion.
[14:54] Reina
    She might be a mass of mysteries,
    but her advice is right on point.
[14:58] Reina
    She used that search magic earlier, too.
     Her skills are the real deal.
[15:03] Mile
    If everyone gets stronger,
    I'll stand out less.
[15:07] Mile
    And by completing the quest,
    it's two birds with one stone!
[15:11] Mile
    Now, I'll start at a normal person's speed
    and gradually start coming at you faster.
[15:16] Mile
    Mavis-san, I'd like you to
    deflect all of my strikes.
[15:20] Mavis
    All right.
[15:21] Mile
    Here I come.
[15:22] Mile
    Take this!
[15:23] Mavis
    Whoa!
[15:24] Mavis
    I can handle this much, no problem!
[15:26] Mile
    Then I'll increase to 1.2x speed!
[15:30] Mavis
    Y-You got any more?
[15:32] Mile
    1.5x speed!
[15:34] Mavis
    I-I'm barely keeping up...
[15:36] Mile
    20x speed!
[15:40] Mavis
    Wait! Did your eyes and voice just change?
[15:50] Mile
    I'm so sorry! I started just having fun!
[15:53] Mavis
    Mile...
[15:54] Mile
    Yes?
[15:55] Mavis
    You're amazing! Amazing!
[15:57] Mavis
    I didn't know humans could move so fast!
[15:59] Mavis
    One day, I, too, would like
    to reach such heights!
[16:02] Mavis
    Mile, please train me more!
[16:05] Mile
    Mavis-san...
[16:06] Mile
    All right!
[16:07] Mile
    I'll use every means I
    know of to make you stronger!
[16:16] Mile
    First, you must put on this hachimaki.
SIGN    She Starts with Form First
[16:21] Mavis
    Why are you dressed like that?
[16:23] Mile
    Never mind that. Put it on.
SIGN    Lots of Things Mixed Together
[16:29] Mile
    If the hachimaki touches
    the ground, you start over!
[16:34] Mile
    Don't rest. Keep up a constant pace.
[16:38] Mile
    Strike at a speed where
    you can't feel the heat.
[16:44] Reina
    I have no idea what they're doing,
    but that's some impressive training.
[16:46] Pauline
    Yes, it is.
[16:51] Reina
    We should start setting up camp soon.
[16:53] Mile
    Yes, we should.
[16:54] Mile
    First...
[16:57] Mile
    A tent!
[17:01] Mile
    Firewood!
[17:04] Mile
    All that's left is food... Food...
[17:06] Mile
    Orc meat!
[17:08] Mile
    Well, should we have dinner—
[17:11] Mile
    Huh?
[17:14] Mavis
    To think you can use storage magic, too.
[17:17] Pauline
    You're quite the valuable commodity—
[17:19] Pauline
    No. I mean, if people found out about this,
[17:21] ---
    there'd be no end to the invitations you'd get.
[17:24] Reina
    Don't you dare tell anyone.
[17:27] Mavis
    I got some very good training today,
     thanks to Mile.
[17:30] Mavis
    With this, even those horned rabbits will...
[17:34] Mavis
    I forgot. My sword is...
[17:36] Mile
    If that's all, let me see it.
[17:40] Mile
    First, I'll bury it in the ground.
[17:43] Mile
    Carbon content, titanium,
    high tensile steel...
[17:46] Mile
    plus a lot of other things to make
    a sword that won't ever break.
[17:49] Mile
    In terms of keenness, it will be around
    the fifth-sharpest in this world.
[17:52] Mile
    The edge won't chip. It will
    resist blood and grease.
[17:54] Mile
    It will be a useful sword that
    doesn't require maintenance.
[17:56] Mile
    But it will look just like it used to.
[17:59] Mile
    Mile Blizzard!
[18:15] Mile
    Here you go, Mavis-san.
[18:17] Mavis
    You can fix swords too, Mile?
    You really are amazing.
[18:20] Reina
    How does burying a broken
    sword in the ground fix it?
[18:25] Mile
    I-I-It's...
[18:26] Pauline
    A secret family technique. Right?
[18:28] Mile
    Yes. Yes!
[18:29] Reina
    Well, whatever.
[18:33] Pauline
    The storage magic earlier is the same.
[18:36] ---
    This will be useful in business.
[18:40] Mavis
    It's amazingly sharp!
[18:41] Mavis
    Thank you, Mile!
[18:49] Mavis
    All right! I've cornered it!
[18:52] Reina
    Got it! That makes ten!
[18:55] Pauline
    We've completed our assignment!
[18:56] Mavis
    We cleared it, thanks to Mile.
[18:58] Mile
    No, no. I really didn't do anything.
[19:01] Reina
    Too much humility is just
    another form of bragging.
[19:04] Mile
    It was my pleasure.
[19:06] Pauline
    Now, let's get back.
[19:08] Pauline
    If we don't return today, we'll fail.
[19:13] Mile
    What was that?
[19:18] Mavis
    A rock golem!
[19:19] Pauline
    If I remember correctly...
[19:21] Reina
    A group of four C ranks can
    barely beat that monster!
[19:25] Reina
    At our current level, we don't
    stand a chance! We have to run!
[19:30] Reina
    Mile!
[19:31] Mile
    What is that?
[19:32] Mile
    How does it move?
[19:34] Mile
    What's the power source? Where's the engine?
[19:36] Mile
    What's the armor made of?
[19:40] Mile
    It's truly a wonder of
    otherworldly mechanisms!
[19:44] Mile
    I want to pop it apart and
    investigate every inch of it!
[19:49] Pauline
    Mile-chan!
[19:50] Reina
    Is she trembling?
[19:52] Mavis
    So even Mile is afraid of rock golems?
[19:56] Reina
    They're behind us, too?
[20:01] Mavis
    We don't have a choice.
[20:03] Mavis
    Let's go, Reina! Pauline!
[20:05] Mavis
    Before the ones back there reach us,
     we'll break past the one ahead!
[20:09] Reina
    We have no other options.
[20:22] Mavis
    Oh no!
[20:23] Pauline
    I won't let you!
[20:25] Pauline
    There!
[20:28] Reina
    Take this!
[20:33] Reina
    Uh-oh!
[20:34] Pauline
    Reina-san!
[20:36] Mavis
    Over here!
[20:40] Reina
    Focus your thoughts...
[20:41] Reina
    Rapid fire!
[20:45] Reina
    That got through!
[20:46] Reina
    Aim for the joints, Mavis!
[20:47] Mavis
    Got it!
[20:53] Pauline
    Now!
[20:54] Reina
    Mile! We're running... away?
[20:57] Mile
    As I thought. This was built
    up using magnetic force, right?
[21:01] Mile
    You might even be able to
    make this configuration!
[21:03] Reina
    I'm just not surprised by her anymore.
[21:07] Elbert
    I will now announce the
    results of the assignment.
[21:10] Elbert
    Squad A, elimination of big rats...
[21:13] Elbert
    Failure.
SIGN    Depressed
[21:14] Elbert
    Squad B, elimination of
    fire-breathing toads...
[21:17] Elbert
    Failure.
SIGN    Depressed
[21:19] Elbert
    Squad C, elimination of ten horned rabbits...
[21:22] Elbert
    Success.
[21:23] Elbert
    Additionally, they crushed three rock golems
    they encountered while on the quest.
[21:28] Students
    What?!
[21:30] Reina
    This party could really make it!
[21:34] Mile
    Assignment cleared!
[21:35] Mile
    Wait! Are we standing out?
[21:37] Mile
    Still...
[21:39] Mile
    New companions...
[21:41] Mile
    New friends...
[21:51] Arledy
    Everyone made it out safely?
[21:53] Knight
    Thank you very much.
[21:54] ---
    We owe it all to you, Arledy-sama.
[21:57] Arledy
    I know this is sudden,
[21:58] ---
    but I've discovered the location
    of the three who wrecked my plans,
[22:02] ---
    as well as the little kitten.
[22:05] Knight
    Really?
[22:06] Arledy
    Just you wait, Mile.
SIGN    Didn't I Say to Make My Abilities
    Average in the Next Life?!
[22:18] ---
    

E3 - Didn't I Say to Make My Graduation Plain and Simple?!

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[00:07] Mavis
    I can't sleep...
[00:08] Reina
    Then should we talk about something?
[00:10] Mile
    If you're going to do girl talk before sleep,
     how about you talk romance?
[00:14] Reina
    Then we'll start with you
    since you suggested it, Mile.
[00:16] Mile
    What? Me?
[00:18] Mile
    I, uh...
[00:20] Mile
    I've got nothing.
[00:21] Reina
    What about you, Pauline?
[00:23] Pauline
    I'm sorry. I've got nothing, too.
[00:25] Reina
    Me neither. That's the end of that.
[00:27] Mavis
    What?
[00:28] Mavis
    Why didn't you ask me?
[00:30] Reina
    Do you have anything?
[00:31] Mavis
    Well... uh...
[00:33] Mavis
    No.
[00:35] Reina
    It just means that girls who
    enroll at a place like this
[00:37] ---
    don't have time for that kind of thing.
[00:39] Mile
    If a story would be all right, I have one.
[00:43] Reina
    Sounds good. Let's hear it.
[00:45] Mile
    All right. I saw this on TV when I was little.
[00:48] Girls
    TV?
[00:50] Mile
    No, what I meant was, um...
[00:53] Mile
    Yes. From an imaginary land called
    "Japan," I bring you a wondrous tale.
[00:57] ---
    This is Altered Folktales From Japan.
[00:59] Pauline
    Oh, that sounds like fun!
[01:03] Mile
    Once upon a time...
[01:07] Mile
    That is how the hero, Peach,
    managed to successfully defeat the ogres.
[01:12] Mile
    And they all lived happily ever after.
[01:15] Mavis
    That was great!
[01:16] Pauline
    That's the first time I've heard a
    story where animals were part of a party.
[01:20] Reina
    Tell us more!
[01:21] Mile
    I've already told you more than ten stories.
[01:24] Reina
    They're fun! It makes you want to hear more!
[01:27] Mile
    I've already told you all
    the ones I remember...
[01:30] Mile
    Oh.
[01:31] Mile
    Do you mind if I change genres?
[01:33] Reina
    Anything's fine, just tell us another!
[01:38] Mavis
    The Goblingers are awesome!
[01:40] Mavis
    "If a miracle's what we need,
    then we'll make a miracle happen!"
[01:43] Reina
    "I will show you... my true power!"
[01:47] Pauline
    "A life lasts only 50 years!"
[01:49] Reina
    What's with the pose?
[01:53] Mile
    I wonder if they've caught it now...
[01:55] Mile
    That illness that otaku in the world I used
    to live in were particularly susceptible to...
[02:01] Mile
    Chuunibyou.
SIGN    Didn't I Say to Make My Abilities
    Average in the Next Life?!
SIGN    Episode 3
SIGN    Didn't I Say to Make My Graduation Plain and Simple?!
[03:39] Nano
    Sorry this happened so suddenly,
[03:41] Nano
    but six months have passed.
[03:46] Boy A
    Mile-san...
[03:47] Mile
    Yes?
[03:49] Boy A
    We've decided to form a party
    after graduation, and...
[03:52] Boy A
    We were wondering if you'd join us, Mile-san.
[03:55] Mile
    Um... I'm sorry.
[03:57] Mile
    I've already promised my roommates.
[04:01] Boy A
    We thought you might've...
[04:03] Boy A
    Too bad.
[04:06] Mile
    Turning down invitations with that
    excuse was Reina-san's idea...
[04:12] Mile
    It's... already graduation.
[04:15] Nano
    What will you do, Mile-sama?
[04:18] Mile
    My situation is complicated,
[04:20] ---
    so I think I need to be
    able to live on my own.
[04:26] Mile
    Just when we were getting along so well.
[04:33] Reina
    Oh, that's right.
[04:34] Reina
    Where should we have our base?
[04:37] Mile
    Our base?
[04:39] Reina
    Our base of operations for our
    party after we graduate, of course.
[04:44] Mile
    What?
[04:45] Reina
    It's not like any of you have
    anywhere specific to go, right?
[04:48] Reina
    And considering the way none of you
    like to talk about your families,
[04:51] Reina
    all three of you are in a difficult
     position for various reasons.
[04:55] Reina
    Anyone have any complaints?
[04:56] Mavis
    I don't.
[04:57] Pauline
    One day, I must return
    to where I was born,
[05:01] Pauline
    but for now I'd like to polish
    my magic skills,
[05:04] Pauline
    so if I could do that with all of you, then...
[05:06] Reina
    Now then, there's only one left.
[05:08] Mile
    M-M-My situation is really
    super complicated, so...
[05:12] Mile
    I'd only cause trouble if I was with you.
[05:17] Reina
    And?
[05:19] Mile
    I'm saying I'd only be trouble for you.
[05:21] Reina
    I know that. What's the rest?
[05:24] Mile
    The rest?
[05:25] Reina
    If you have no other reasons,
     then it's decided.
[05:28] Mile
    Oh, but...
[05:29] Reina
    That's enough! It's decided!
[05:31] Reina
    Besides, you're always telling people
    you promised your roommates, right?
[05:35] Mile
    Huh? But, Reina-san, that's because you...
[05:38] Reina
    Stop talking.
[05:40] Reina
    We are forming a party!
[05:43] Reina
    The matter is settled!
[05:52] Reina
    Honestly!
[06:01] Reina
    Listen up. As long as crimson
    blood runs through our veins,
[06:05] Reina
    we will never betray our friends.
[06:07] Reina
    Our friendship will never be destroyed!
[06:11] Girls
    Yeah!
[06:14] ---
    I'm so hungry...
[06:15] Reina
    Hey! What should we have for lunch?
[06:17] Mavis
    Sometimes, it's nice to dig into some meat!
[06:20] Elbert
    Squad C. Can I see you a minute?
[06:22] Girls
    Huh?
[06:27] Reina
    What's going on, Principal?
[06:30] Elbert
    As you seem to be the most skilled
    among the students this semester,
[06:34] ---
    I have a favor to ask!
[06:36] Mile
    Oh, no. We're not really...
[06:37] Elbert
    Yes, you are!
[06:39] Elbert
    Talent like yours hasn't been seen
    since this place was founded!
[06:42] Mile
    Huh?
[06:44] Mavis
    Um, so, what is this favor you wanted?
[06:47] Elbert
    This time, it's been decided that at the
    Graduation Certification Mock Battle,
[06:50] Elbert
    a team representing the
    students will fight B-rank Hunters.
[06:55] Reina
    I see. And you want us to be
    the representatives, right?
[06:59] Mavis
    Of course we'll do it!
[07:00] Mavis
    Being a representative would be an honor!
[07:03] Elbert
    No. It's not just the fight.
[07:05] Elbert
    I want you to win!
[07:06] Girls
    What?
[07:07] Reina
    I'd heard that the mock battle
    was just a test of skill,
[07:10] ---
    and that who won or lost didn't matter.
[07:13] Elbert
    That's how it's supposed to be, but...
[07:15] Elbert
    This time, if we don't win, this school...
[07:18] Elbert
    will be shut down!
[07:19] Girls
    What?
[07:21] Elbert
    Our school doesn't produce
    impressive results,
[07:24] ---
    and there have always been people
    who say it's a waste,
[07:27] Elbert
    but the other day, an influential noble
    suddenly imposed the condition I just gave you.
[07:33] Mile
    Are B rank Hunters really that strong?
[07:36] Reina
    Just ten of them can complete
     national-level quests.
[07:40] Reina
    To be blunt, for people C rank or lower
    to beat them would take a miracle.
[07:43] Mile
    There's that much of a difference...
[07:45] Elbert
    I understand that.
[07:47] Elbert
    And the lack of results is
    entirely my responsibility.
[07:51] Elbert
    But I don't want to let
    them close this school!
[07:54] Elbert
    All of you, please! I'm begging you!
[07:57] Mile
    No, no. We couldn't possibl—
[07:58] Girls
    Leave it to us!
[08:00] Mile
    What?
[08:06] Elbert
    This is the day you will
    take the final step of
[08:09] ---
    your six-month-long Hunter
    training school curriculum...
[08:12] Elbert
    The Graduation Certification Mock Battle.
[08:14] Elbert
    Show me all the skills you've
    worked so hard to attain!
[08:22] Mile
    After that, I might have to be like
    the main character in an anime
[08:25] ---
    and put my life on the line in this fight...
[08:28] Arledy
    Oh my!
[08:29] Mile
    Huh?
[08:31] Arledy
    I've missed you, my sweetheart.
[08:35] Mile
    What?!
[08:38] Mile
    Wh-Why are you here?
[08:44] Mile
    Reina-san and the others said you'd
    been handed off to the military police.
[08:50] Arledy
    I'm sorry it's so cramped in here.
[08:52] Arledy
    This is a waiting room prepared just for me.
[08:58] Arledy
    Seeing a lovely young girl tense with
    anxiety is very stimulating, too.
[09:05] Mile
    Hurry up and tell me! Why is the
    boss of a kidnapping ring here?
[09:09] Arledy
    I'm quite an influential noble,
[09:11] ---
    so even if the police come,
    I can send them away...
[09:16] Arledy
    Though even I couldn't prevent my underlings
    from being temporarily taken away.
[09:19] Arledy
    Power really is useful, don't you think?
[09:23] Mile
    Could it be that you're one who said
    the school should be shut down?
[09:27] Arledy
    What a very good guess.
[09:28] Mile
    Why would you do something like that?
[09:30] Arledy
    It's payback for ruining my Thrilling,
    Fully-Loaded, Lovely Girl Harem Plan!
SIGN    Thrilling, Fully-Loaded, Lovely Girl Harem Plan♥
[09:36] Mile
    So that was the name of her plan.
[09:39] Mile
    Never mind that!
[09:40] Mile
    If you have a grudge against me,
     you should just go after me!
[09:44] Arledy
    That's no fun at all.
[09:46] Arledy
    But if you insist, I don't
    mind changing the conditions.
[09:50] Mile
    Huh?
[09:51] Arledy
    If your lot can't beat my
    B-rank Hunters with straight wins,
[09:56] Arledy
    you will become my property.
[10:05] Arledy
    If you're all right with that,
[10:06] ---
    I'll take back the condition
    of closing down the school.
[10:09] Mile
    I might be able to win, but everyone else...
[10:13] Mile
    But if I could save the school
    in exchange for just me...
[10:18] Mile
    All right.
[10:21] Knight A
    Getting 100 gold coins just for
    beating these fledglings...
[10:25] ---
    The boss is pretty generous.
[10:27] Knight B
    Still, these guys were lucky last time.
[10:31] Mage B
    All the explosives we had in our hideout
    happened to explode for some reason.
[10:35] Mage A
    Which means this job
    will be a profitable one.
[10:39] Reina
    Huh? Aren't they the kidnappers from before?
[10:41] Pauline
    Oh! You're right.
[10:43] Pauline
    I thought the military police
    had taken them away.
[10:46] Mavis
    Why are they here?
[10:48] Reina
    I don't know, but why not?
[10:50] Reina
    It gives us the chance for a
    rematch from six months ago!
[10:54] Mile
    Say, everyone! Let's not, "Just go for it!"
     Instead, let's, "Go carefully," okay?
[10:58] Reina
    What's that supposed to mean?
[11:00] Mile
    Even if we lose here, the school
    won't get shut down, so...
[11:03] Girls
    Huh?
[11:04] Pauline
    What do you mean?
[11:06] Mile
    The influential noble withdrew the
    condition of the school's closure.
[11:10] Mile
    ...is what I heard from the principal.
[11:12] Mavis
    Really? Is that so.
[11:14] Mile
    So you really don't need to—
[11:15] Reina
    Even so! This is still a chance for
    us to make a name for ourselves!
[11:18] Mile
    What?
[11:19] Mavis
    That's true.
[11:21] Mavis
    And I couldn't stand losing
    to the likes of them twice.
[11:23] Mavis
    We aim for victory no
    matter the difficulties!
[11:25] Mavis
    Just like the Goblingers!
[11:27] Mile
    What? H-Hang on!
[11:29] Mile
    I'm telling you, "Go carefully!"
[11:33] Mavis
    It's been a while, kidnapper.
[11:35] Knight B
    I'm sure you've improved a
    bit in the last six months.
[11:38] Knight B
    I'm planning to go all-out today,
    so this might be over in an instant.
[11:42] Mavis
    I'll do my very best to persevere,
    so that doesn't happen.
[11:47] Nano
    Don't worry.
[11:48] Mile
    Don't talk like it's no big deal.
[11:50] Mile
    She's up against someone at B rank.
[11:52] Nano
    Please observe.
[11:53] Mavis
    Here it comes!
[11:54] Mavis
    The ultimate technique drilled into my body
    through hellish, blood-soaked training!
[11:58] Mavis
    Godspeed Sword!
[11:59] Mavis
    1.2x normal speed!
[12:03] Knight B
    Sh-She's fast!
[12:08] Mile
    What?
[12:08] Nano
    Thanks to your training, Mile-sama, those
    girls' skills all easily exceed B-rank levels.
[12:17] Mavis
    Now that we've warmed up,
[12:19] Mavis
    how about we both get serious?
[12:22] Knight B
    Sh-She's not serious yet?
[12:25] Mavis
    Godspeed Sword! 1.3x speed!
[12:32] Referee
    Hold it right there! Winner: Mavis!
[12:35] Referee
    Medics!
[12:37] Mavis
    But I still had two more levels to go...
[12:40] Mavis
    I guess that's all right.
[12:42] Arledy
    What? What do you think you're doing?
[12:46] Pauline
    I look forward to a good match.
[12:48] Mage B
    That last girl really transformed
    herself in the last six months.
[12:51] Mage B
    Every once in a while, someone of
    unprecedented talent appears in our world.
[12:54] Mage B
    But there aren't very many of them.
[12:57] Mage B
    Seems I drew the short straw with you.
[12:59] Pauline
    I apologize if I'm not able to
    live up to your expectations.
[13:02] Mage B
    The others don't look like
    anything special either.
[13:05] Mage B
    It may call itself the Hunter Prep School,
     but letting kids in...
[13:09] Mage B
    I guess its standards have dropped?
[13:11] Mage B
    It seems like those kids would get
    annihilated the first time they got sent out.
[13:14] Mage B
    Still, if they tried to just join a party,
     they'd only hold them back.
[13:18] Pauline
    Please stop that.
[13:19] Mage B
    Huh?
[13:20] Pauline
    You can say whatever you like about me.
[13:23] Pauline
    If I think of you as a troublesome customer,
     it doesn't bother me at all.
[13:27] Pauline
    But I will not tolerate any
    insult to my dear friends.
[13:32] Mage B
    Huh? I'm just calling it like I see it.
[13:35] Mage B
    They're both pipsqueaks
    with thin little bodies.
[13:38] ---
    The very definition of
    small-fry cannon fodder—
[13:39] Pauline
    I told you, I will tolerate none of that!
[13:44] Mage B
    What? A mage flinging
    herself into close combat?
[13:47] Mage B
    Rage, flames!
[13:49] Mage B
    Into a burning fireball, to scorch
    the enemy before me to nothing!
[13:52] Mage B
    Fireball!
[13:59] Mage B
    Oh, dear. That was a direct hit, wasn't it?
[14:01] Mile
    Pauline-san!
[14:02] Mage B
    With those burns, you can't
    keep fighting, can you?
[14:05] Mage B
    Just give up now.
[14:07] Pauline
    Dull the sense of pain.
    Regenerate muscle tissue.
[14:10] Pauline
    Repair arteries and veins.
    Restore skin tissue.
[14:13] Pauline
    Mega Heal!
[14:20] Mage B
    You're kidding me!
[14:21] Mage B
    Even my teacher couldn't
    use that legendary healing magic!
[14:24] Mage B
    How can a little girl like you possibly...
[14:27] Pauline
    You can attack me as much as you'd like.
[14:29] Pauline
    I'll heal it all, then bring this staff down on
    the head of the person who insulted my friends.
[14:37] Mage B
    I... I give! I surrender!
[14:40] Referee
    Winner: Pauline!
[14:43] Arledy
    Wh-What's going on?
[14:46] Pauline
    That was so scary!
[14:47] Mavis
    You did good!
[14:49] Mile
    Th-The way Pauline-san fights is terrifying!
[14:52] Mile
    It's too scary!
[14:54] Reina
    My turn next.
[14:57] Mage A
    What's with those last two?
[15:00] Mage A
    Could this one have increased
    her abilities, too?
[15:03] Reina
    This old man... He seems like he's
    got both skills and experience,
[15:06] ---
    so why did he turn to evil deeds?
[15:09] Reina
    Oh! Could it be that he needs to
    earn money, even dirty money,
[15:12] ---
    to support lots of children?
[15:15] Reina
    Do you have a family?
[15:18] Mage A
    You're so arrogantly
    certain you can beat me,
[15:20] ---
    you're worried about the
    family I'll leave behind?
[15:23] Mage A
    Roaring flames of ultimate fire!
[15:24] Mage A
    Enshroud and burn my enemy to ash!
[15:27] Referee
    Stop! That magic will kill her!
[15:30] Mage A
    Hellfire!
[15:35] Mage A
    Did you see that? My greatest spell.
[15:38] Referee
    Put out those flames now!
[15:39] Reina
    No need for that.
[15:44] Mage A
    What?
[15:45] Reina
    I'm best at fire magic,
[15:48] ---
    but lately, I've gotten really
    good at ice magic, too.
[15:51] Reina
    Now, it's my turn!
[15:54] Reina
    Roaring flames of ultimate fire!
[15:56] Reina
    Enshroud and burn my enemy to ash!
[15:58] Reina
    Hellfi—
[15:59] Mage A
    W-W-Wait!
[16:00] Mage A
    I don't have magic to counter that!
[16:02] Mage A
    I'll die!
[16:04] Mage A
    I give up! I surrender!
[16:06] Reina
    What? You're the one who used
    it in the first place.
[16:08] Reina
    No fair.
[16:10] Referee
    Winner: Reina!
[16:13] Pauline
    Just what you'd expect from Reina.
[16:16] Mile
    Thank goodness.
[16:17] Mile
    No one's gotten injured. They're all fine.
[16:20] Reina
    Mile!
[16:21] Mile
    Yes?
[16:22] Reina
    You're the last one.
    Go get us a perfect victory!
[16:27] Mile
    Now, I just need to win in a way that doesn't
    make me stand out and end all of this quietly.
[16:38] Mile
    Huh?
[16:38] Mile
    I'm not really sure what's going on,
     but did I just win by default?
[16:43] Mile
    That's lucky!
[16:44] Mile
    This is the least flashy way to win, right?
[16:47] Arledy
    I won't let that happen.
[16:49] Mile
    Huh?
[16:52] Arledy
    Thump.
[16:57] Arledy
    I will fight you in his place.
[17:00] Mile
    Huh?
[17:01] Mavis
    That's... the boss behind
    the kidnappings, right?
[17:04] Reina
    Oh! You're right!
[17:06] Arledy
    If I win, you will comply with
    the conditions we set earlier.
[17:11] Arledy
    By the way, I used to be an A-rank Hunter.
[17:14] Mile
    What?
[17:15] Arledy
    It's usually my policy to cherish
    pretty little girls,
[17:19] Arledy
    but seeing a face contorted in pain might
    not be so bad once in a while.
[17:28] Arledy
    Huh?
[17:31] Arledy
    She's strong!
[17:34] Arledy
    So fast!
[17:49] Arledy
    What's with her physical abilities?
[17:51] Arledy
    Her movement isn't refined at all, and yet
[17:54] Arledy
    it's taking everything I have to manage her?
[17:57] Arledy
    I have no choice.
[17:59] Arledy
    I'll let you see a skill I've been
    saving for a special occasion.
[18:02] Arledy
    If I use this, you'll
    end up quite battered,
[18:05] Arledy
    so I'd really rather not, but...
[18:08] Arledy
    You won't want to give up, will you?
[18:10] Arledy
    After all, you embody all of my ideals...
[18:13] Arledy
    in that modest chest of yours!
[18:18] Mile
    You said it again, didn't you?
[18:20] Arledy
    What? This is—
[18:23] Arledy
    It's the same as that other time.
[18:25] Arledy
    It couldn't be... You caused that explosion?
[18:29] Mile
    Didn't I say that I'm still growing?!
[18:34] Mile
    Oh no!
[18:49] Mile
    Please concede this match.
[18:52] Arledy
    I-I give up!
[18:54] Arledy
    And I'll confess to all
    the bad things I've done!
[18:57] Arledy
    Please forgive me!
[19:04] Elbert
    You were splendid!
[19:05] Elbert
    Forget saving the school
    from getting closed down.
[19:09] Elbert
    You uncovered the crimes of a corrupt noble!
[19:11] ---
    Our reputation with His Majesty and
    those allied with him is skyrocketing!
[19:14] Elbert
    I've been promised a budget
    increase starting next year!
[19:19] Swordsman
    Mavis-kun!
[19:20] Mavis
    Yes?
[19:22] Swordsman
    I'm from the Emerald Gale.
[19:25] Swordsman
    Will you join us?
[19:27] Mavis
    What?
[19:27] Warrior
    Pauline!
[19:28] Warrior
    Come join the Scorching Thunder!
[19:31] Warrior
    We've got a lot of rowdy types,
    so we're always getting injured.
[19:34] Mage
    Reina!
[19:35] Mage
    Won't you join us in the Glittering Dusk?
[19:38] Mage
    Most of us are mages.
[19:42] Gren
    Mile!
[19:44] Gren
    Come join my Roaring Mithrils.
    You'd be greatly welcome.
[19:47] Elbert
    What's this?
[19:48] Elbert
    The Roaring Mithrils are among the
    highest-rated parties, even among B ranks!
[19:52] Elbert
    If you study hard under
    them from your young age,
[19:54] ---
    even S rank wouldn't be out of reach!
[19:57] Elbert
    You'd be the pride of my school!
[19:59] Mile
    I'm sorry, I have to decline.
[20:02] Mile
    I promised my roommates.
[20:05] Girls
    We have to decline, too!
[20:07] Girls
    Because we promised our roommates!
[20:11] Mile
    Are we really doing this?
[20:13] Reina
    I don't know why we wouldn't!
[20:15] Pauline
    Of course!
[20:16] Mavis
    Let's do it!
[20:20] Mile
    We may have been born in
    different places and times!
[20:24] Mavis
    But we are as close as family!
[20:27] Pauline
    We have become friends who
    will walk the same path!
[20:29] Reina
    And even if one day our paths should part...
[20:33] Mile
    As long as crimson blood
    flows through my veins...
[20:36] Girls
    Our friendship will never die!
[20:39] Girls
    We four are friends bound in spirit!
[20:42] Girls
    And we are...
[20:44] Girls
    The Crimson Vow!
[20:51] Mavis
    We nailed it.
[20:52] Reina
    This is the best feeling!
[20:54] Pauline
    I think I could get addicted to this!
[21:01] Mile
    With all of this, we'll keep attracting
    attention even after graduation...
[21:05] Mile
    Huh? Where's Pauline-san?
[21:11] Pauline
    One is three silver coins.
[21:13] Pauline
    If you get all four, we'll give you a
    steep discount at one small gold coin!
[21:16] Customer A
    Give me a Reina-chan!
[21:17] Customer B
    Can I have one Mavis-oneesama?
[21:20] Customer C
    I want a Mile-chan!
[21:21] Customer D
    Three of Pauline-chan!
[21:22] Customer E
    Three full sets!
[21:24] Mile
    Wh-Wh-What is all this?
[21:26] Mile
    Is it WonFes? Are we at WonFes?
[21:28] Reina
    The dolls you make all
    the time caught her eye.
[21:31] Reina
    She said she used those as
    prototypes and mass produced them.
[21:34] Mile
    Now you mention it,
    she did ask to borrow them...
[21:36] Mile
    After reincarnating into another world,
    I'm getting my WonFes debut?
[21:39] Mavis
    She said it's to build up funds for the
    Crimson Vow's activities after graduation.
[21:43] Mavis
    That's our financial affairs officer for you!
[21:46] Customer A
    Oh! It's Reina-chan!
[21:47] Customer B
    Mavis-oneesama!
[21:49] Customer C
    Mile-chan!
[21:50] Customer D
    Autograph this!
[21:51] Customer E
    I want a handshake!
[21:53] Mile
    I was wrong about WonFes!
[21:55] Mile
    This is more like they came to meet idols!
[21:57] Mile
    No, no! Don't give up!
[21:59] Mile
    In this, my second life,
[22:01] ---
    I will find super average,
    completely normal happiness!
[22:05] Mile
    I will find it!
[22:08] ---
    

E4 - Didn't I Say This Was the Crimson Vow's First Step?!

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[00:01] Reina
    So, everyone's okay with us making
    this our base for now, right?
[00:05] Reina
    It's a small room with four
    beds and nothing else,
[00:08] Reina
    but this cheap inn is where
     we'll make our start!
[00:11] Reina
    The place where the legend
    of the Crimson Vow begins!
[00:19] Pauline
    The first thing we need is a stable income.
[00:22] Pauline
    We need money for food and
    weapons and things, after all.
[00:25] Mavis
    For now, we need about
    ten gold coins a month.
[00:29] Reina
    That's another reason we have to go out
    and tear through those Hunter quests.
[00:33] Reina
    Doing that will get us out of this cheap hotel,
[00:35] Reina
    and to a much bigger inn with a bath!
[00:37] Mile
    What?
[00:39] Mile
    This place might be cheap,
    but it's nice, you know.
[00:42] Mile
    Though, the rooms are a little old,
     the toilet is shared,
[00:45] Mile
    and the walls are thin so you can
    hear what's going on next door.
[00:49] Mile
    Well, you can't expect more. It's nice,
    but it is a cheap inn, after all.
[00:53] Mavis
    Indeed. It's a nice place,
    but it is a cheap inn.
[00:58] Lenny
    Stop calling our place a cheap inn!
[01:01] Lenny
    If you'd be quiet and listen,
    you'd see how horrible you sound!
[01:04] Lenny
    Besides which, you said you had
    no money and nowhere to go,
[01:06] ---
    so I charged you even less!
[01:10] Lenny
    You could show a little gratitude!
[01:12] Girls
    Yes, ma'am. We're very sorry.
[01:15] Lenny
    Which is why...
[01:17] Lenny
    Young ladies, it's time
    to show what you've got!
[01:20] Girls
    Huh?
[01:25] Mile
    Thank you for waiting!
[01:28] Mile
    Your roasted orc with mandragora!
[01:30] Customer
    Oh. Thanks.
[01:32] Mile
    Make it more delicious!
    Make it more delicious!
[01:35] Mile
    Moe! Moe! Kyun!
[01:42] Reina
    We're supposed to do that, too?
[01:44] Pauline
    What does, "Moe! Moe!" mean?
[01:46] Mavis
    No idea...
[01:49] Lenny
    I was right!
[01:52] Lenny
    I'm glad I had the girls come here.
[01:56] Mile
    Moe! Moe! Kyun!
[01:59] Nano
    My goodness.
[02:00] Nano
    Making a living sure is
    difficult, isn't it, Mile-sama?
[02:03] Mile
    To think I'd come to another world
    and be forced to work in a maid café...
SIGN    Didn't I Say to Make My Abilities
    Average in the Next Life?!
SIGN    Episode 4
SIGN    Didn't I Say This Was the Crimson Vow's First Step?!
[03:45] Nano
    This is the Hunters' Guild in the Kingdom of Tils.
[03:51] Pauline
    Do you see any good quests?
[03:54] Mavis
    None of them really feel right.
[03:57] Mavis
    Orcs are too easy.
[03:59] ---
    And we don't have enough
    people to hunt kobolds.
[04:01] Reina
    We can't settle for just any old quest!
[04:04] Reina
    After all, this will be the
    Crimson Vow's first job!
[04:08] Mile
    Hey, what about this one?
[04:09] Mile
    Collecting rock lizard materials.
[04:12] Mile
    Each lizard gets us fifteen small gold coins.
[04:15] Pauline
    That's a nice reward!
[04:17] Mavis
    And it's a quest that
    C-rank Hunters can handle.
[04:19] Reina
    It's decided!
[04:21] Girls
    Huh?
[04:22] Reina
    The Crimson Vow's first quest...
[04:24] Reina
    That's it!
[04:32] Reina
    Hang on! No one said anything about this!
[04:34] Pauline
    Rock lizards are...
[04:35] Mile
    They're huge!
[04:38] Mile
    And they run fast!
[04:40] Reina
    I can beat it with fire magic, but burning
    it to a crisp won't let us fulfill the quest!
[04:45] Pauline
    This is quite a problem!
[04:49] Mavis
    Running won't accomplish anything!
[04:51] Mavis
    Leave this to me!
[05:12] Reina
    Mavis...
[05:14] Pauline
    She made it angry.
[05:17] Mile
    We have to do something!
[05:19] Mile
    Oh, I know!
[05:20] Mile
    Reina-san. Pauline-san.
[05:30] Mavis
    Uh-oh...
[05:34] Mavis
    No one told me it could stand, too!
[05:39] Mavis
    Huh?
[05:44] Mavis
    I-It's freezing.
[05:45] Reina
    Perfect Freeze!
[05:47] Pauline
    Ultra Freeze!
[05:57] Mile
    Mavis-san! Now!
[06:00] Mavis
    Mile!
[06:09] Mavis
    Got it.
[06:11] Mavis
    But it's freezing!
[06:12] Mile
    Mavis-san! Well done!
[06:14] Pauline
    But why did ice magic make
    the rock lizard stop?
[06:20] Mile
    Oh. That's simple.
[06:22] Mile
    We made use of a characteristic
    of cold-blooded animals.
[06:25] Mile
    Lizards, reptiles in general,
    and other poikilotherms'
[06:28] ---
    internal temperatures change according
    to the external temperature.
[06:31] Mile
    That's why, if you use ice magic to suddenly
    lower the temperature, they stop moving.
[06:37] Pauline
    Really? Mile-chan, you're so knowledgeable!
[06:40] Mavis
    Where did you learn to fight like this?
[06:43] Reina
    "Perfect Freeze," "Ultra Freeze"...
[06:46] ---
    You even told us what the spells were called.
[06:48] Reina
    What do the names mean?
[06:49] Mile
    Huh?
[06:50] Mile
    Uh... well...
[06:53] Huge hero
    Hup!
[06:56] Huge hero
    Ultra Freeze!
[07:03] Mile
    I-It's a secret family technique...
[07:06] Mavis
    Well, names aside, I understand the logic.
[07:11] Mavis
    At any rate...
[07:13] Mavis
    Capture of one rock lizard! Success!
[07:16] Pauline
    It's wonderful!
[07:17] Mile
    We did it!
[07:19] Reina
    This is the first step for the Crimson Vow!
[07:23] Shopkeeper
    Ten small gold coins, I think.
[07:26] Girls
    Huh?
[07:27] Reina
    B-B-But I'm sure that the request from the
    Abbott Firm said fifteen small gold coins.
[07:32] Shopkeeper
    That's if it were in perfect condition.
[07:36] Shopkeeper
    But, you see?
[07:37] Shopkeeper
    On the neck. There's a sword wound.
[07:41] Shopkeeper
    Besides which, it's been more than three
    days since you caught it, correct?
[07:45] Shopkeeper
    It's degraded over that time.
[07:47] Mavis
    A sword wound?
[07:48] ---
    We had to fight it to capture it,
     so that's just a matter of course!
[07:51] Mavis
    Plus, the neck will get cut when
    you break it down anyway!
[07:55] Mavis
    And as far as time goes, it's only been a
    little over two days since we caught it.
[07:59] Shopkeeper
    Even so...
[08:01] Shopkeeper
    Those are our standards, you see.
[08:04] Mile
    Oh, but...
[08:08] Shopkeeper
    There's no way these little novice Hunter girls
    can possibly know the value of things yet.
[08:12] Shopkeeper
    As I'm a veteran merchant, I'll wheedle
    them down to a bargain price.
[08:16] Pauline
    All right.
[08:18] Everyone
    Huh?
[08:19] Mile
    Wha... Pauline-san?
[08:21] Pauline
    I suppose there's no helping it,
     if you put it like that.
[08:24] Shopkeeper
    Yes, exactly!
[08:26] Shopkeeper
    Now, I won't treat you
    badly, so just do as I—
[08:28] Pauline
    Mile...
[08:29] Pauline
    Please put the rock lizard back in storage.
[08:31] Everyone
    Huh?
[08:32] Pauline
    It seems the materials weren't
    in the desired condition,
[08:35] Pauline
    so this quest was a failure. Right?
[08:38] Pauline
    Well, if you'll excuse us.
[08:40] Shopkeeper
    W-Wait! I never said I
    wouldn't buy it from you!
[08:44] Pauline
    Oh, no. Supplying damaged goods
    only worth ten small gold coins
[08:48] Pauline
    would bring shame on our party.
[08:50] Shopkeeper
    Oh... but... I mean...
[08:52] Pauline
    But it really is such a shame.
[08:54] Pauline
    We went through all that trouble to catch
    so many, and it was all for nothing.
[08:58] Pauline
    Right, Mile?
[09:00] Mile
    Huh? Oh! Yes.
[09:03] Mile
    Rock lizard!
[09:05] Shopkeeper
    Huh?
[09:08] Shopkeeper
    Huh?
[09:09] Shopkeeper
    Huh?
[09:10] Shopkeeper
    What?
[09:12] Shopkeeper
    With this many, we'll be rolling in mon—
[09:15] Pauline
    Fortunately, we hadn't entered
    into an agreement yet.
[09:19] Pauline
    Oh! About the two small gold coin
    penalty for breach of contract...
[09:22] Pauline
    We've made sure to leave
    it with the Hunters' Guild.
[09:24] Pauline
    Please don't worry.
[09:26] Shopkeeper
    Oh! Oh, but...!
[09:29] Pauline
    You should regret your decision to pick
    a fight with the daughter of merchants.
[09:37] Mile
    Pauline-san... is terrifying!
[09:40] Mavis
    I'm glad it worked out, though...
[09:42] Mavis
    That the quest itself was invalid,
    so it wasn't a failure on our part.
[09:47] Reina
    Of course not.
[09:48] Reina
    It was the client who didn't stick
    to the facts laid out in the request.
[09:52] Reina
    What do you mean, "ten small gold coins"?
[09:54] ---
    He was underestimating us
     just because we're new!
[09:57] Pauline
    Now, now.
[09:58] Pauline
    The Hunters' Guild bought all our rock
    lizards at a fair price, after all...
[10:04] Pauline
    And trust in that cheating
    merchant has plummeted.
[10:07] Pauline
    Everything is going just as I planned.
[10:13] Reina
    Anyway! We just need to keep it
    up and charge ahead tomorrow!
[10:26] Reina
    Carelessness is the greatest enemy, Mavis.
[10:32] Mavis
    Thanks.
[10:34] Pauline
    Not at all.
[10:37] Mile
    There!
[10:43] Mile
    Rain, rain! Fall, fall! I'm so happy!
[10:47] Mile
    Mom is coming to pick me
    up with a paper umbrella.
[10:51] Pauline
    Where is that song from?
[10:51] Mile
    Drip, drop! Splash, splash! So much fun!
[10:53] Mile
    Oh, it's just... A secret family technique!
[10:57] Pauline
    That aside, our work was
    perfect yesterday, wasn't it?
[11:01] Mavis
    It could be that we're stronger
    than we think we are.
[11:05] Mavis
    We might really be able to
    become legendary Hunters.
[11:08] Mavis
    Maybe.
[11:10] Mile
    I'm fine with being a normal Hunter.
[11:12] Mavis
    No matter how you look at it, Mile is...
[11:14] Pauline
    ...probably not ever going to be normal.
[11:17] Reina
    You're all still too naïve.
[11:19] Girls
    Huh?
[11:20] Reina
    If you're satisfied with
    this level of accomplishment,
[11:22] Reina
    forget legendary! Even A rank
     will just be a dream!
[11:26] Reina
    We have to complete even
    more difficult quests,
[11:28] Reina
    so we can level up!
[11:31] Mavis
    Level up?
[11:32] Mile
    Us?
[11:33] Reina
    That's right!
[11:34] Reina
    Picking our next quest
    with that point in mind...
[11:41] Pauline
    Reina?
[11:43] Mavis
    This is...
[11:44] Reina
    A request to guard merchants.
[11:55] Old man
    Somehow, I just can't get
    into my usual rhythm...
[11:58] Old man
    I never imagined cute girls like you
    would be the Hunters to guard us.
[12:04] Pauline
    Oh my! You think we're cute?
[12:06] Mavis
    Please rest easy. In spite of
    our looks, we're C-rank Hunters.
[12:11] Mavis
    Right?
[12:11] Mile
    Huh?
[12:12] Mile
    Y-Yes, we are.
[12:19] Mile
    You mean... guarding merchants?
[12:21] (Flashback) Receptionist
    Yes.
[12:23] (Flashback) Receptionist
    Lately, on the main roads to Amroth,
[12:25] (Flashback) ---
    robbers have been appearing more frequently.
[12:28] (Flashback) Receptionist
    And among them are those
    who don't think ahead.
[12:30] (Flashback) ---
    They kill merchants, Hunters,
    everyone. They're truly horrible.
[12:36] (Flashback) Mavis
    What you're saying is that
    we'll be facing people.
[12:39] (Flashback) Receptionist
    Which is why I don't recommend
    this for novices like yourselves.
[12:43] (Flashback) Reina
    That quest!
[12:45] (Flashback) Reina
    We'll do it!
[12:49] Mile
    Reina-san...
[12:52] Reina
    You've been staring a while. What is it?
[12:53] Reina
    Is my profile really so unusual?
[12:56] Mile
    Oh, no. It's not that.
[12:59] Reina
    I know I'm being selfish.
[13:01] Reina
    I just went ahead and accepted this
    quest without really asking any of you.
[13:06] Mavis
    I can't deny that it was a sudden decision.
[13:09] Pauline
    But I do believe that this
    quest will help us level up.
[13:14] Mavis
    And, well, if you really
    want to do it, Reina,
[13:17] ---
    then it's up to us as
    friends to see it through.
[13:19] Reina
    You two...
[13:23] Mile
    Right? After all...
[13:25] Pauline
    We are bound together,
    the Crimson Vow. Right?
[13:28] Mile
    Hey! Why'd you say that when
    I was thinking of saying it?
[13:46] Mile
    Ta-dah!
[13:48] Mile
    They say to prepare for the worst
    and you'll never be sorry!
[13:51] Mile
    I thought this might happen,
    so I brought my old clothes.
[13:54] Mile
    Right, Reina-san?
[13:59] Reina
    Why do you have clothes like these?
[14:02] Mile
    Now, now. It's only while
    our clothes are drying.
[14:05] Reina
    Honestly. Fine, then.
[14:14] Mavis
    Um, Mile...
[14:17] Mavis
    Why am I in a guy's uniform?
[14:19] Mavis
    It was the same at the
    restaurant too, wasn't it?
[14:22] Mile
    It's because girls who like
    Takarazuka requested Mavis-san—
[14:24] Mile
    I mean...
[14:25] Mile
    It's because your frame is larger.
[14:27] Mile
    I thought this might happen.
    I'm glad I brought a guy's uniform, too.
[14:31] Mavis
    Oh, just do as you please...
[14:33] Mavis
    Oops! I forgot my sword.
[14:36] Old man
    You girls are quite cheerful.
[14:38] Old man
    When I look at you, it makes
    me think of my granddaughter.
[14:43] Reina
    Granddaughter?
[14:45] Old man
    Yes. She's a cute girl, just like you.
[14:51] Old man
    It's a dangerous job, but someone
    has to transport these goods.
[14:56] Old man
    I applied for this job prepared
    to die at any time, but...
[15:03] Old man
    You've shown me something good.
[15:06] Reina
    We won't let you die.
[15:08] Reina
    I'm sorry. I know you're resolved,
[15:11] Reina
    but as long as there's breath in
    my body, I won't let you die.
[15:15] Mile
    Reina-san...
[15:16] Pauline
    Excuse me...
[15:27] Pauline
    Mile-chan... This size doesn't really...
[15:30] Mile
    I'm sorry! They're mine,
    so they're a little small...
[15:34] Pauline
    W-Wait!
[15:36] Old man
    You look just like my granddaughter!
[15:39] Old man
    I can die happy!
[15:43] Reina
    What are you making Pauline wear?
[15:46] Mile
    Sorry! I didn't think the
    reaction would be this positive!
[15:49] Nano
    Um... Mile-sama.
[15:51] Nano
    Isn't it about time to use some search magic?
[15:54] Mile
    Oh man! I totally forgot!
[16:08] Mile
    Lattice Energy Barrier!
[16:16] Bandit A
    Tch. We've got someone here
    who uses some weird magic.
[16:21] Bandit leader
    What's this? You guys are Hunters?
[16:24] Bandit leader
    I thought you were rich
    students from somewhere.
[16:27] Reina
    I'll thank you not to look down on us.
[16:29] Bandit leader
    We'll leave that, then.
[16:30] Bandit leader
    Against this many, all you
    can do is surrender, right?
[16:36] Bandit leader
    So! Just leave everything you've got,
[16:39] ---
    and we'll let you keep your lives.
[16:41] Reina
    We know you're just going to kill everyone!
[16:43] Bandit leader
    Not gonna listen, huh?
[16:46] Bandit leader
    Then we'll take it by force!
[16:52] Reina
    The Crimson Vow's first real
    battle against other people!
[16:54] Reina
    Let's go!
[16:55] Girls
    Got it!
[16:57] Mile
    Everyone! Please just
    wait here and don't move.
[17:00] Mile
    Hup!
[17:01] Mavis
    Godspeed Sword!
[17:05] Pauline
    Water Cutter!
[17:09] Reina
    Fire Ball!
[17:17] Bandit leader
    How can they be so useless
    against little girls?
[17:19] Bandit leader
    Hey! Bring it out!
[17:21] Bandit leader
    Time to show 'em our secret weapon!
[17:24] Mage
    Leave it to me.
[17:27] Mage
    Come, my slaves!
[17:41] Mile
    What?
[17:43] Mile
    This is...!
[17:46] Mile
    It couldn't be!
[17:49] KaBoom
    Ka-boom!
[17:52] Mile
    There it is! He did a Build Up!
[17:56] Mage
    This is it! The ultimate mystery of
    my magic. My greatest secret weapon!
[18:01] Mage
    My amalgamate rock golem, KaBoom!
[18:05] Mile
    You got me!
[18:07] Mile
    Stretching out an arm! Stretching out a leg!
[18:09] ---
    Going crash, bang, boom!
[18:10] Mile
    I wanted to do that!
[18:13] Mavis
    We do not fear rock golems!
[18:16] Mavis
    We already know their weaknesses!
[18:18] Mavis
    There!
[18:23] Mavis
    The attack didn't work?
[18:25] Mage
    Don't go thinking this is
    like those other rock golems.
[18:29] Mage
    KaBoom's joints have been
    perfectly reinforced with magic.
[18:34] Mage
    Now, it's our turn!
[18:36] Mage
    Go, KaBoom!
[18:41] Mile
    No way! Is he using his "Knuckle" attack?
[18:47] Girls
    Mile!
[18:54] Reina
    M-Mile?
[19:00] (Flashback) Reina
    Dad...
[19:07] Reina
    Blaze brightly, righteous fires of hell!
[19:10] Reina
    Burn them to ash!
[19:15] Mage
    That's pointless!
[19:17] Mage
    No matter how hot the flames,
    my KaBoom will not be burned.
[19:26] Mage
    How foolish. It's your
    turn to fall into hell!
[19:30] Girls
    Reina!
[19:34] Mile
    Lattice Energy Barrier!
[19:39] Mile
    Oh, it broke.
[19:42] Reina
    Mile?!
[19:43] Mage
    It can't be!
[19:44] Mage
    You're still alive?
[19:46] Mile
    Um... Oh, I thought I was gonna die!
[19:51] Mage
    You impudent little...!
[19:52] Mage
    This time I will send you to the next world!
[19:55] Mile
    No, thank you.
[19:55] Mage
    Huh? Wait! Wha?
[19:58] Mile
    I've had it with reincarnation already.
[20:00] Mile
    Ultra Freeze!
[20:07] Mage
    Pointless! Pointless!
    You think that magic will work?
[20:13] Mage
    It can't be...
[20:15] Mage
    KaBoom's armor... How?
[20:18] Nano
    Allow me to explain!
[20:19] Nano
    No matter how strong the armor,
[20:21] Nano
    if you raise it to a high temperature,
     then suddenly cool it,
[20:24] Nano
    it becomes brittle.
[20:27] Nano
    Well, you see it happen all the time.
[20:30] Mile
    Which is why...
[20:31] Mile
    This'll finish it!
[20:41] Mavis
    You did it, Mile!
[20:45] Pauline
    That was close.
[20:46] Mavis
    I'm glad it worked out.
[20:50] Bandit leader
    Man, look at the mess I made...
[20:52] Bandit leader
    I completely misjudged this.
[20:54] Bandit leader
    I thought I'd be able to sell you
    pretty girls for a high price.
[20:58] (Flashback) Killer bandit
    I'll sell you to a master
    who'll take good care of you.
[21:08] Mile
    Reina-san?
[21:10] Bandit leader
    What are you doing?
[21:11] Reina
    Roaring flames of ultimate fire!
[21:13] Reina
    Enshroud and burn my enemy to ash!
[21:16] Reina
    Hellfi—
[21:17] Mile
    Don't, Reina-san!
[21:20] Mavis
    Stop, Reina!
[21:22] Pauline
    If you use that spell...
[21:23] Mile
    Even his bones will melt!
[21:31] Background
    Guys! Get him!
[21:34] Background
    Tie him up! Stay still, damn it!
[21:38] Mavis
    Honestly! What were you thinking?
[21:41] Mavis
    Were you going to kill him?
[21:49] Reina
    All of you...
[21:53] Reina
    Have you...
[21:55] Reina
    Have you ever killed anyone?
[21:58] Mile
    What?
[21:58] ---
    

E5 - Didn't I Say That We're Doing Everyone's Backstories?!

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SIGN    Didn't I Say to Make My Abilities
    Average in the Next Life?!
[00:06] (Flashback) Father
    It's about an hour to the next town.
[00:09] (Flashback) Father
    Are you tired, Reina?
[00:11] (Flashback) Reina
    I'm completely fine!
[00:13] (Flashback) Father
    Is that so?
[00:15] (Flashback) Reina
    Stop it, Dad!
[00:16] (Flashback) Father
    You're such a good girl, Reina.
[00:18] Reina
    Since before I could remember, I traveled
     with my father, who was a peddler.
[00:23] Reina
    I had no memories of my mother,
    and you couldn't call us wealthy, but...
[00:28] Reina
    My life with my gentle father
    was a very happy one.
[00:38] (Flashback) Father
    Don't worry. I'm here with you.
[00:40] (Flashback) Bandit A
    Hey, Boss, there's nothing
    worth anything here.
[00:44] (Flashback) Boss
    Making us go through this for nothing?
[00:46] (Flashback) Boss
    But, well...
[00:47] (Flashback) Boss
    This little piece of merchandise
    should make us some money.
[00:51] (Flashback) Father
    Reina!
[00:52] (Flashback) Reina
    Dad!
[00:53] (Flashback) Bandits B & C
    Hey, now...
[00:54] (Flashback) Father
    Please! Anything but my daughter!
[00:56] (Flashback) Boss
    Don't worry.
[00:58] (Flashback) Boss
    Hup.
[01:00] (Flashback) Boss
    I'll sell her to a master who'll
    take real good care of her.
[01:04] (Flashback) Father
    Reina! Reina!
[01:07] (Flashback) Boss
    Quit your yelling.
[01:08] (Flashback) Boss
    Do it.
[01:08] (Flashback) Father
    Reina!
[01:09] (Flashback) Bandit B
    You got it.
[01:13] (Flashback) Boss
    See? It's nice and quiet now.
[01:23] (Flashback) Reina
    Dad?
[01:26] (Flashback) Boss
    Uh-oh. You traumatized now?
[01:30] (Flashback) Bandit C
    Hunters!
[01:34] (Flashback) Reina
    Dad!
[01:35] (Flashback) Reina
    Dad! Dad!
[01:37] (Flashback) Reina
    Dad!
SIGN    Episode 5
    Didn't I Say That We're Doing Everyone's Backstories?!
[01:44] Reina
    That was ten years ago.
[01:47] Reina
    And, having lost my father, I...
[01:52] (Flashback) Braun
    I'm sorry. If we'd only passed
    through here a little sooner...
[02:05] (Flashback) Braun
    Do you want to come with us?
[02:10] Reina
    The Hunters who saved me, the
    Crimson Lightning, took me in.
[02:18] (Flashback) August
    Fireball!
[02:20] (Flashback) August
    Hey! We said to stay hidden!
[02:22] (Flashback) Reina
    Fireball!
[02:25] (Flashback) August
    Well, now...
[02:28] (Flashback) August
    What do you think, Reina?
    It's a staff just like mine.
[02:30] (Flashback) Reina
    Thank you, August!
[02:32] (Flashback) August
    Though it's still a little
    big for you, Reina.
[02:36] (Flashback) Gordon
    Reina-chan, why don't you come sit
    on your big brother's lap sometimes?
[02:39] (Flashback) August
    No one wants to sit on a filthy guy's lap.
[02:41] (Flashback) August
    Right, Reina?
[02:43] (Flashback) Gordon
    What's that supposed to mean, August?
[02:45] (Flashback) Gordon
    Stop keeping Reina all to yourself!
[02:47] (Flashback) Gordon
    All of us pitched in to pay
    for that staff, you know!
[02:50] (Flashback) August
    Pipe down. No one asked you.
[02:52] (Flashback) Reina
    Fireball!
[02:54] (Flashback) August
    Nice work. Just like that.
[02:57] (Flashback) Reina
    Fireball!
[03:03] (Flashback) August
    Almost!
[03:04] (Flashback) August
    Real combat's still a ways off.
[03:06] (Flashback) Reina
    What?
[03:08] (Flashback) Reina
    Gather, Water! Come to me!
[03:10] (Flashback) Reina
    Form a water ball!
[03:14] (Flashback) Gordon
    Thank you.
[03:15] (Flashback) Gordon
    Reina, your birthday's coming up, right?
[03:18] (Flashback) August
    That's right.
[03:19] (Flashback) August
    So Reina's going to be ten, huh?
[03:21] (Flashback) August
    Is there anything you want?
[03:23] (Flashback) August
    You can ask for anything.
[03:25] (Flashback) Reina
    I... Um...
[03:26] (Flashback) Reina
    I've always thought your
    choker looked cool, August...
[03:31] (Flashback) August
    You can't have this.
[03:31] (Flashback) Reina
    Huh?
[03:33] (Flashback) Reina
    You said I could ask for anything!
[03:35] (Flashback) August
    You don't have boobs yet and
    you're trying to be sexy?
[03:37] (Flashback) Reina
    I'm gonna get bigger than you, August!
[03:40] (Flashback) August
    If you think you can, go ahead and try!
[03:42] August
    Come on!
[03:42] (Flashback) Gordon
    Now, now. Don't fight.
[03:45] (Flashback) Reina
    Honestly!
[03:49] (Flashback) August
    This is a memento of
    my mother, who passed away.
[03:52] (Flashback) Reina
    Huh? Really?
[03:54] (Flashback) Reina
    I'm so sorry, I—
[03:56] (Flashback) August
    I'd really like it if you'd accept it, Reina.
[04:01] Reina
    They gave me everything.
[04:05] Reina
    They had no responsibility
    or obligation to do it.
[04:07] Reina
    They were simply really good people.
[04:12] Reina
    One day, we'd agreed to guard
    a caravan of merchants.
[04:16] Reina
    And then...
[04:17] Reina
    We were attacked by bandits in numbers
    far too great for us to defeat.
[04:22] Reina
    Our Guild contract acknowledged
    surrender as an option.
[04:26] Reina
    And bandits, fearing reprisals from the Guild,
[04:28] ---
    might take our goods, but they
     wouldn't take our lives.
[04:31] Reina
    But...
[04:33] (Flashback) Merchant
    Shall we make a trade?
[04:36] (Flashback) Bandit leader
    Huh? What do you plan to offer
    this late in the game?
[04:40] (Flashback) Merchant
    In exchange for half our cargo,
[04:43] (Flashback) Merchant
    what do you think of a little girl
    who can use magic to make water?
[04:46] (Flashback) Crimson Lightning
    What?
[04:47] Reina
    We were betrayed by the man who'd hired us.
[04:51] (Flashback) Braun
    You can't be serious!
    That violates our agreement!
[04:53] (Flashback) Bandit leader
    He's right. The Guild wouldn't stand for that.
[04:56] (Flashback) Merchant
    That's only if they find out, right?
[05:00] (Flashback) Bandit leader
    I see.
[05:02] (Flashback) Merchant
    As long as she lives, she'll serve as
    a water barrel that never runs dry.
[05:06] (Flashback) Merchant
    I think she'd be useful
    for any number of things.
[05:09] (Flashback) Bandit leader
    Guys, I don't want a scratch
    on the little girl.
[05:14] (Flashback) Bandit leader
    Get 'em!
[05:18] (Flashback) August
    O Flames, form a wall around me!
[05:20] (Flashback) August
    Fire Shield!
[05:23] (Flashback) August
    O Flames, form a wall around me!
[05:26] (Flashback) August
    O Flames, form a wall around me!
[05:28] (Flashback) August
    O Flames, form a wall around—
[05:33] (Flashback) August
    I'm sorry... Reina...
[05:45] (Flashback) Bandit leader
    But, man, you guys are pretty cruel.
[05:48] (Flashback) Bandit leader
    Killing all the people you hired.
[05:55] (Flashback) Reina
    Blaze brightly, righteous fires of Hell!
[06:00] (Flashback) Bandit leader
    The girl!
[06:01] (Flashback) Bandit leader
    What is all this?
[06:03] (Flashback) Merchant
    She can't! She's not done training yet!
[06:05] (Flashback) Bandit leader
    Hey! Guys!
[06:07] (Flashback) Reina
    Burn them to ash!
[06:12] (Flashback) Bandit E
    B-Boss!
[06:14] (Flashback) Bandit E
    Wh-What's that?
[06:16] (Flashback) Bandit E
    It's the guard! Run!
[06:19] Reina
    That day, the me that had everything
    precious stolen from her died,
[06:24] Reina
    and Crimson Reina was born.
[06:27] Pauline & Mile
    I see.
[06:29] Reina
    That's it?
[06:30] Reina
    Wha? That's really all?
[06:31] Mile
    Oh. Would it be better if we said something?
[06:34] Mile
    Like, "Nothing good comes from revenge," or
[06:36] Mile
    "Do you think that's what the people
    who died would have wanted?"
[06:40] Reina
    Wha?
[06:40] Pauline
    Or perhaps...
[06:42] Pauline
    you'd prefer if we reacted like that?
[06:45] Reina
    Huh?
[06:50] Mavis
    R-R-Reina!
[06:52] Mavis
    It m-must have been so hard...
[06:55] Reina
    Huh?
[06:55] Mavis
    Reina!
[06:57] Mavis
    Come cry in my bosom!
[06:59] Reina
    Help me, you two!
[07:02] Reina
    Do you have hearts of stone or something?
[07:04] Reina
    Okay! Okay, I get it!
[07:07] Reina
    Thank you, Mavis!
[07:09] Reina
    At any rate! It's only a matter of course
    that thieves and evildoers should die!
[07:13] Reina
    That's why...
[07:14] Mile
    You were trying to have us fight...
[07:17] ---
    no, kill people, right?
[07:20] Reina
    That's right. If you don't kill bad guys
    when you have the chance, they'll just—
[07:24] Mile
    I refuse.
[07:26] Reina
    What?
[07:27] Mavis
    I understand why Reina
    hates villains and bandits.
[07:31] Mavis
    But we can't take the thoughts of an
    individual as the policy of the party.
[07:35] Pauline
    As long as we're Hunters, I do
    think that day will come someday.
[07:39] Pauline
    But...
[07:40] Mile
    I don't think practicing killing people
     is the right way to go about this.
[07:45] Reina
    How can you be so naïve?
[07:47] Reina
    It's because you don't understand how it feels
[07:49] ---
    to have your family stolen
    from you like I do!
[07:52] Pauline
    Oh! In that case, want to hear?
[07:54] Pauline
    About my past.
[07:56] Girls
    Huh?
[07:58] Pauline
    The Beckett Company of Talwess is a company
    you may or may not have heard of.
[08:04] Pauline
    Surrounded by honest, kind parents
    and a very young little brother,
[08:08] Pauline
    I lived a life free of any want or discomfort.
[08:12] Pauline
    But one day...
[08:14] Pauline
    Thieves broke into the Company,
    and my father alone was killed.
[08:19] Pauline
    We were lost in our grief.
[08:22] Pauline
    The head clerk thrust upon us...
[08:25] Pauline
    a deed he said my father had left,
[08:27] Pauline
    transferring the business to him.
[08:30] Pauline
    It was impossible.
[08:31] Pauline
    But the local lord supported
    the head clerk's claims.
[08:35] Pauline
    My father's business was stolen,
[08:37] Pauline
    and the head clerk pressed my
    mother to become his mistress.
[08:41] Pauline
    And then...
[08:42] (Flashback) Pauline
    Why that man?
[08:44] (Flashback) Pauline
    He killed Father! I'm sure of it!
[08:47] (Flashback) Mother
    My role as your father's wife has ended.
[08:50] (Flashback) Mother
    All that's left is to be a mother
    and make sure you grow up well.
[08:56] (Flashback) Mother
    When that's done...
[08:58] (Flashback) Mother
    I'll become his wife once more,
    and fulfill my final duty.
[09:07] (Flashback) Pauline
    There's no need for that.
[09:10] (Flashback) Pauline
    As his daughter, I'll fulfill that duty.
[09:14] Pauline
    In search of power,
    I aimed to become a Hunter,
[09:18] Pauline
    and met all of you!
[09:19] Mavis
    A child of strife is strife itself, they say...
[09:25] Mile
    Terrifying! Truly terrifying!
[09:27] Mile
    That smile of Pauline's!
[09:30] Pauline
    Now, it's Mavis's turn, right?
[09:33] Mavis
    What?
[09:33] Mavis
    Wh-Why?
[09:35] Pauline
    Since we have the opportunity,
[09:37] ---
    I thought it might be easier on everyone
    if we got everything out in the open.
[09:40] Mile
    It's true. The reason why Mavis-san
    chose to become a Hunter...
[09:44] Mile
    I'd really like to know!
[09:47] Girls
    Stare...
[09:50] Mavis
    O-Okay! I get it!
[09:52] Mavis
    I was born as the eldest
    daughter of Count Austien.
[09:56] Mavis
    I lost my mother early,
[09:58] Mavis
    but my father and three older brothers
    loved me with everything they had.
[10:03] (Flashback) Mavis
    Father! Brothers! I want to be a knight!
[10:08] Mavis
    They did not approve of my dream.
[10:14] Mavis
    If I was successful as a Hunter,
    I could become a knight.
[10:17] Mavis
    I ran away from home.
[10:20] Mavis
    And now!
[10:21] Mavis
    I am here!
[10:25] Mavis
    Stop giving me those, "Is that all?" looks!
[10:29] Reina
    I'm starting to feel stupid for
    thinking so hard about all of this.
[10:32] Mavis
    Is that my fault?
[10:34] Mile
    Thank goodness! Mavis-san's simple
    past was good for something, then!
[10:38] Mavis
    You don't have to be so
    casually blunt about it, Mile!
[10:41] Pauline
    Now, then. It's time for our main event.
[10:44] Mile
    Huh?
[10:45] Girls
    Stare...
[10:47] Mile
    No, but before, Pauline-san said I didn't
    have to say anything if I didn't want to!
[10:52] Pauline
    Indeed I did, but don't you
    want to talk about it now?
[10:59] Mile
    All right.
[11:01] Mile
    I'll tell you the truth.
[11:05] Mile
    My real name is Adele von Ascham.
[11:09] Mile
    I'm the daughter of Viscount
    Ascham of the Brandel Kingdom.
[11:13] Reina
    You're a noble?
[11:15] Mile
    Technically, yes...
[11:16] Nano
    We'll start the flashback here,
[11:18] Nano
    but for Reina-dono and the others, we'll be
     leaving out anything about reincarnation.
[11:23] Mile
    The day I turned ten,
[11:25] Mile
    I regained my memories from my previous life.
[11:29] (Flashback) Mile
    My name is Kurihara Misato...
[11:32] (Flashback) Mile
    No...
[11:33] (Flashback) Mile
    Adele.
[11:36] (Flashback) Mile
    I really reincarnated!
[11:38] Mile
    I was the daughter of a Viscount.
[11:40] Mile
    If you're wondering why I'm a noble
    when I asked for "average"...
SIGN    Royalty
    Duke
    Marquis
    Count
    Viscount
    Baron
    Knight
    Commoner
    Slave
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    Duke
    Marquis
    Count
    Viscount
    Baron
    Knight
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    Duke
    Marquis
    Count
    Viscount
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    Duke
    Marquis
    Count
    Viscount
    Baron
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    Commoner
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    Duke
    Marquis
    Count
    Viscount
    Baron
    Knight
    Commoner
    Slave
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    Duke
    Marquis
    Count
    Viscount
    Baron
    Knight
    Commoner
    Slave
SIGN    Royalty
    Duke
    Marquis
    Count
    Viscount
    Baron
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    Duke
    Marquis
    Count
    Viscount
    Baron
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    Commoner
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    Duke
    Marquis
    Count
    Viscount
    Baron
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    Commoner
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    Viscount
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    Duke
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    Commoner
    Slave
[11:47] Mile
    Okay, yes, it's dead center,
    but somehow, it's just not right!
[11:50] Mile
    But if that were all, it'd be all right.
[11:53] Mile
    The real problem is...
[11:55] Mile
    When I was eight, my mother and grandfather
    were set upon by robbers and killed.
[12:00] Mile
    And the mastermind behind it was...
[12:02] Mile
    My father.
[12:04] Mile
    Of course, I didn't want
    to believe it, but...
[12:09] (Flashback) Step-mother
    You're in the way. Where are you looking?
[12:12] (Flashback) Prissy
    The likes of you, the previous wife's daughter,
    shouldn't be walking the halls!
[12:19] (Flashback) Mile
    This is...!
[12:20] (Flashback) Step-mother
    People who care for you...
[12:23] (Flashback) Prissy
    There isn't a single one left here.
[12:27] Mile
    The day after the funeral, my dad brought
    this stepmother and stepsister into our home.
[12:31] Mile
    He started treating me poorly,
     which probably meant just one thing.
[12:36] (Flashback) Step-mother
    Start cleaning!
[12:38] Mile
    I'd wished for normal
    happiness in my next life.
[12:41] ---
    Why did things turn out like this?
SIGN    3 Months Later
[12:44] Mile
    Instead of worrying about all that,
    I'll train in magic and swordplay!
[12:47] (Flashback) Mile
    One of the true pleasures
    of reincarnation in another world!
[12:50] (Flashback) Mile
    Yesterday, they went like this, right?
[12:53] (Flashback) Mile
    And the spell was...
[12:55] (Flashback) Mile
    Oh, right. That God-like person said
[12:58] (Flashback) Mile
    the magic of this world is
    created by nanomachines, right?
[13:03] (Flashback) Mile
    In that case.
[13:04] (Flashback) Mile
    Gather, water! Come to me!
[13:07] Mile
    Nanomachines-san, looking
    forward to working with you!
[13:09] Nano
    Of course. It would be our pleasure!
[13:11] (Flashback) Mile
    Huh? Who's there?
[13:17] (Flashback) Mile
    Huh?
[13:22] (Flashback) Mile
    Don't surprise me like that, Nanomachines-san.
[13:26] (Flashback) Mile
    Also, that looks like a
    swarm of bees. It's scary.
[13:30] Nano
    My apologies.
[13:32] Nano
    What about this?
[13:34] (Flashback) Mile
    You look like a scary thing I'd have to knock
     into a vat of molten steel. It's a bit...
[13:39] (Flashback) Mile
    Oh, I know!
[13:40] (Flashback) Mile
    What about something like the yellow critter
     who travels with the "gotta catch 'em" guy!
[13:43] (Flashback) Mile
    Or the critter with the Kansai accent that's
     friends with the girl who captures cards...
[13:47] Nano
    Forgive me.
[13:49] Nano
    I do not have any of the knowledge
    you carry from your previous life.
[13:54] (Flashback) Mile
    Then anything's fine. Just be something cute.
[14:00] (Flashback) Mile
    How many times does this make?
[14:02] (Flashback) Nano
    The one hundred and fifth time, I believe.
[14:04] (Flashback) Mile
    Let's just go with this, then.
[14:06] (Flashback) Nano
    Somehow, though I'm made
    of nanomachines, I also feel tired.
[14:10] (Flashback) Mile
    At any rate, I'm looking forward
    to working with you, Nano-chan!
[14:13] (Flashback) Mile
    I've been through some horrible
    things since reincarnating,
[14:15] (Flashback) Mile
    but I was able to meet you, Nano-chan,
    so it isn't all bad. Right?
[14:20] Nano
    Though, after this,
[14:21] Nano
    she would learn that her abilities were
    6,800 times that of the average mage,
[14:26] Nano
    and grow even more bewildered.
[14:30] Mile
    As the daughter of the previous wife,
     I was driven from the house.
[14:35] Mile
    So the scene changes to the royal capital,
[14:37] Mile
    and the Eckland Academy boarding school.
[14:39] (Flashback) Mile
    All right! I'm going to have my
    long-awaited normal school life!
[14:45] Mile
    There was a time I really thought that.
[14:48] Nano
    Legendary Accident Number 1!
[14:51] Nano
    Accidentally firing off
    magic without using a spell.
[14:53] Nano
    Number 2!
[14:54] Nano
    Accidentally defeating a student
    who was proud of his abilities.
[14:57] Nano
    Number 3...
[14:59] (Flashback) Boys A, B & C
    Adele-chan!
[15:02] (Flashback) Boy A
    Want to eat lunch together?
[15:04] (Flashback) Boy B
    Want to go shopping with me?
[15:05] (Flashback) Boy C
    Baby, your eyes shine like the very stars!
[15:09] Mile
    Wha?
[15:10] Mile
    I've never really spoke to
    g-guys even in my last life!
[15:15] Mile
    At times like this...
[15:16] Mile
    All I can do is smile and try to play it off!
[15:20] (Flashback) Boys
    Adele-chan!
[15:22] (Flashback) Mile
    Huh?
[15:23] Nano
    Accidentally racking up smile points.
[15:25] (Flashback) Mile
    I swore to myself that I wouldn't fulfill the
    "reincarnated with cheat-level powers" trope...
[15:31] Nano
    As you all know, these accidents
    continue to this day.
[15:35] Mile
    I just want to have fun at school
    with some friends. That's all...
[15:40] (Flashback) Marcela
    Adele-san...
[15:41] (Flashback) Mile
    Yes?
[15:43] (Flashback) Marcela
    I would like to speak
    with you about something.
[15:45] (Flashback) Marcela
    Is now a good time?
[15:46] Mile
    It's a well-bred girl with
    princess curls and her followers!
[15:50] Mile
    Th-This has gotta be that thing
    you always see in shojo manga!
[15:54] (Flashback) Mile
    Please don't make me go behind
    the school or to the bathrooms!
[15:58] (Flashback) Girls
    Huh?
[16:01] (Flashback) Mile
    I-I'm sorry my room is so plain.
[16:04] (Flashback) Mile
    I can only work my part-time job
    on our one day off a week,
[16:07] (Flashback) Mile
    so I can't buy very many luxuries.
[16:11] (Flashback) Monika
    What? Um, what about your allowance?
[16:14] (Flashback) Mile
    I don't get one.
[16:15] (Flashback) Aureana
    Oh, then you must be a commoner like me.
[16:18] (Flashback) Mile
    Actually, I'm technically a noble, but...
[16:21] (Flashback) Mile
    Please pretend I never told you that.
[16:23] (Flashback) Marcela
    Why would you hide that?
[16:25] (Flashback) Marcela
    If you're from a noble family,
    you should take pride in your name!
[16:27] (Flashback) Mile
    My father has forbidden me from using our name.
[16:31] (Flashback) Mile
    And if I make a wrong move, I might be
    murdered like my mother and grandfather were.
[16:34] Girls
    Murder?!
[16:35] (Flashback) Mile
    Oh, it's nothing!
[16:37] (Flashback) Mile
    As long as I graduate, I'm pretty safe, but...
[16:40] (Flashback) Mile
    If I go back, I'll be imprisoned, assassinated,
     or forced into a political marriage.
[16:46] Mile
    I've never met these girls before!
    What am I saying?
[16:49] (Flashback) Mile
    Sorry to keep you standing!
[16:51] (Flashback) Mile
    I'll go borrow some chairs!
[16:54] Nano
    The following memory is one
    even Mile-sama doesn't have.
[16:57] ---
    It is mine alone.
[16:59] (Flashback) Monika
    My lady, are you really going
    to give her a harsh scolding?
[17:04] (Flashback) Aureana
    She really doesn't seem like
    a nasty, stuck-up honors student
[17:06] (Flashback) ---
    who's making boys wait on her hand and foot.
[17:09] (Flashback) Marcela
    You can't let her sob story sway you!
[17:11] (Flashback) Marcela
    I'll show you the monster under that mask!
[17:14] (Flashback) Aureana
    Marcela-sama! You really shouldn't!
[17:18] (Flashback) Marcela
    See? Look at all the luxurious dresses...
[17:21] (Flashback) Aureana
    There's only tattered, plain clothes
    and poor-quality night clothes.
[17:25] (Flashback) Marcela
    I-In that case!
[17:31] (Flashback) Marcela
    What is this?
[17:33] (Flashback) Marcela
    Is this... her snack?
[17:35] Nano
    It's a snack for the neighborhood stray cat.
[17:37] (Flashback) Mile
    I'm sorry! It took longer than I...
[17:39] (Flashback) Marcela
    We'll take our leave.
[17:43] (Flashback) Mile
    E-Excuse me!
[17:45] (Flashback) Marcela
    Thank you for your kindness. But...
[17:48] (Flashback) Marcela
    If we stay too long, we'd only be imposing.
[17:51] (Flashback) Marcela
    We'll say farewell for today.
[17:53] (Flashback) Mile
    I see. Then what about what
    you wanted to say to me?
[17:57] (Flashback) Marcela
    We have all the time in the world to speak.
[18:00] (Flashback) Marcela
    After all, we have three
    years before we graduate!
[18:05] Mile
    It was after that...
[18:06] Mile
    I don't know why,
[18:09] ---
    but Marcela-san and the others
    started looking out for me.
[18:13] Mile
    We were always together.
[18:15] Mile
    It was the school life I'd always dreamed of.
[18:20] Mile
    They were the first friends I'd ever had!
[18:23] Reina
    I see. So we're second, then.
[18:26] Pauline
    Quite the player, I see.
[18:28] Mile
    Wha?
[18:30] Mavis
    But if you found the
    friends you'd always wanted,
[18:33] ---
    why did you leave the school?
[18:35] Mavis
    You didn't graduate, right?
[18:37] Mile
    That was...
[18:38] Mile
    It's because of what happened one year and
    two months after I started at the school.
[18:43] Mile
    The Third Princess of the Realm came into town,
[18:46] ---
    and when I went to see...
[18:53] (Flashback) Soldier A
    Insolent peasant!
[18:56] (Flashback) Soldier A
    Do you cause this outrage knowing this
    is the carriage of Princess Morena?
[19:00] Mile
    At this rate, that boy will die!
[19:05] Mile
    Am I going to die again?
[19:08] Mile
    I don't want to!
[19:09] Mile
    Lattice Energy Barrier!
SIGN    Lattice Energy Barrier
[19:13] (Flashback) Soldier A
    Wh-What is this?
[19:15] (Flashback) Soldier B
    Out of the way, you suspicious creature!
[19:19] Mile
    I did it without thinking!
[19:21] Mile
    How am I getting out of this?
[19:22] (Flashback) Soldier A
    You! Are you a demon—no, some kind of devil?
[19:26] Mile
    Devil?
[19:28] Mile
    That's it!
[19:33] (Flashback) Mile
    To cause harm to the vessel
    of a goddess! What disrespect.
[19:38] (Flashback) Soldier A
    It can't be... A goddess?
[19:40] (Flashback) Mile
    O Heavens...
[19:42] (Flashback) Mile
    Strike down the fools who dare defy the gods.
[19:46] (Flashback) Mile
    Lightning... Break.
[19:51] (Flashback) Mile
    If you find this divine
    punishment insufficient,
[19:53] (Flashback) Mile
    then shall I destroy the palace...
    No, the whole country.
[19:57] (Flashback) Morena
    Please, wait!
[19:59] (Flashback) Morena
    Goddess, please have mercy.
[20:02] (Flashback) Morena
    As princess, the fault lies entirely with me.
[20:05] (Flashback) Mile
    It's a super-cute princess!
[20:07] (Flashback) Soldier B
    No, princess!
[20:09] (Flashback) Soldier A
    Goddess, pass your divine judgment on me!
[20:11] (Flashback) Soldier B
    No, on me!
[20:13] (Flashback) Crowd
    Wow! They're amazing! Should I step up, too?
[20:17] Mile
    Oh no!
[20:18] Mile
    I went too far!
[20:19] (Flashback) Mile
    Th-There will be no second chances.
[20:22] (Flashback) Crowd
    Yes, O Divine One.
[20:24] (Flashback) Mile
    You must never tell anyone
    of my descent to this place.
[20:28] (Flashback) Mile
    If this covenant is broken,
[20:30] (Flashback) ---
    great catastrophe shall befall you!
[20:34] (Flashback) Mile
    Slump...
[20:35] (Flashback) Mile
    Huh? How strange? I can't
    remember what happened just now!
[20:40] Mile
    I thought I'd smoothed things
    over pretty well, but...
[20:45] Mile
    Word that the vessel of a goddess
    was a student at Eckland Academy
[20:48] Mile
    ended up reaching all the way up to the king.
[20:52] Mile
    I wanted a normal life, so I had
    no choice but to leave the school.
[20:57] Mile
    I set out for the Kingdom of Tils.
[21:00] Mile
    Farewell, my friends. Until we meet again!
[21:03] Mile
    I will become a Hunter!
[21:06] Mile
    That's how I went from
    being Adele to being Mile.
[21:09] Reina
    I get it. I'm not the only one carrying
    the weight of the past with me. Right?
[21:15] Reina
    Pauline is, too.
[21:17] ---
    And M-Mavis, too...
[21:18] Mavis
    Honestly! You don't have to try
    to spare my feelings like that!
[21:21] Mile
    Reina-san, you're afraid of losing
    your friends... your family, right?
[21:26] Reina
    Yes! Is that so wrong?
[21:28] Reina
    I lost my family twice.
[21:31] Reina
    I couldn't stand losing everything again.
[21:35] Mile
    We'll be okay.
[21:36] Reina
    Huh?
[21:37] Pauline
    There's no telling how our lives will go,
[21:40] ---
    but we did swear, didn't we?
[21:42] Pauline
    Our bonds are unbreakable.
[21:44] Pauline
    We are the Crimson Vow...
[21:46] Mavis
    And we're not going to die easily.
[21:49] Mavis
    Not with Mile leading the way.
[21:51] Reina
    Of course not!
[21:52] Mile
    Could you please stop
    talking about me like that?
[21:55] Mile
    I don't want to stand out!
[22:01] Reina
    This time, I won't lose my family!
SIGN    Didn't I Say to Make My Abilities
    Average in the Next Life?!
[22:15] ---
    

E6 - Didn't I Say I'm Not Going Into the Forest Anymore?!

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[00:05] Mile
    Wow!
[00:07] Mile
    What a beautiful city!
[00:09] Mile
    It's just as lively as the capital!
[00:12] Old Man
    Indeed it is. Indeed it is.
[00:14] Old Man
    This is our city, Amroth.
[00:17] Reina
    Mile! You're being embarrassing!
    Stop sitting like that.
[00:21] Mavis
    Amroth is a much bigger city
    than I thought it'd be.
[00:25] Pauline
    It makes sense.
[00:27] Pauline
    After all, it is a merchant city
    on the border of the Albarn Empire.
SIGN    Kingdom of Brandel
SIGN    Royal Capital
SIGN    Amroth
SIGN    Albarn Empire
SIGN    Royal Capital
SIGN    Kingdom of Tils
[00:33] Nano
    It's "Nano-chan's Explanation Corner"!
SIGN    Amroth
[00:35] Nano
    This is where Mile-sama and the others,
    the Crimson Vow, registered as Hunters.
[00:39] Nano
    The Kingdom of Tils.
[00:41] Nano
    And this is where they
    are now, the city of Amroth.
[00:43] Nano
    See?
[00:44] Nano
    The neighboring Albarn Empire is very close,
[00:47] Nano
    so trade and cultural exchange
     between the two is vigorous.
SIGN    Albarn Empire
SIGN    Royal Capital
SIGN    Kingdom of Brandel
[00:50] Nano
    To continue the explanation...
[00:52] Nano
    Over here we have the Kingdom of Brandel, where
     Mile-sama was forced to flee in the night.
SIGN    Royal Capital
SIGN    Amroth
[00:57] Nano
    Oh! Apologies for the digression.
[00:59] Nano
    Amroth is a city that trades
    heavily with the Albarn Empire!
[01:03] Nano
    This has been "Nano-chan's Explanation Corner"!
[01:05] Old Man
    That's why being able to successfully
    transport merchants' goods
[01:09] ---
    is a matter of life and death.
[01:12] Old Man
    The fact that we made it here
    safely with the merchandise
[01:16] Old Man
    is all thanks to you getting
    rid of those bandits.
[01:21] Old Man
    Thank you, truly.
[01:22] Reina
    O-Oh, no. There's no need to bow to us.
[01:25] Pauline
    Fulfilling the requests of our
    clients is our job as Hunters.
[01:29] Mile
    That's right! We don't need thanks!
[01:33] Mile
    After all...
[01:34] Mile
    We never fail.
[01:40] Mile
    I'm sorry! I went too far...
[01:45] Old Man
    As cheerful a young lady as ever!
[01:48] Old Man
    Were you imitating a popular play
    or something from the capital?
[01:51] Old Man
    I'd like to see it, too.
[01:55] Anne
    Grandpa!
[01:57] Old Man
    Oh! Looks like my granddaughter's
    come to greet me!
[02:04] Mile
    Huh?
[02:04] Mile
    Where is she?
[02:06] Reina
    He said we reminded him of
    his granddaughter, right?
[02:09] Mile
    He said Pauline-san looked
    like her too, but...
[02:13] Anne
    Welcome home, Grandpa!
[02:15] Old Man
    Yes, I just came back.
[02:18] Old Man
    Were you a good girl?
[02:20] Anne
    Yeah!
[02:21] Anne
    I'm a good girl!
[02:22] Old Man
    I see. Is that so?
[02:24] Old Man
    There, there. Good girl.
[02:27] Old Man
    Good girl.
[02:29] Old Man
    My granddaughter, Anne. What do you think?
[02:32] Old Man
    She's cute, just like you. Right?
[02:35] Anne
    Hello!
[02:36] Mile
    Y-Yes, she is.
[02:39] Mile
    She's still a little girl!
SIGN    Didn't I Say to Make My Abilities
    Average in the Next Life?!
SIGN    Episode 6
SIGN    Didn't I Say I'm Not Going Into the Forest Anymore?!
[04:21] Mile
    Anne-chan still likes having
    people dote on her, doesn't she?
[04:24] Old Man
    Well, her parents were both called
    to other towns on urgent business.
[04:28] Old Man
    Were you lonely?
[04:30] Anne
    I'm not lonely!
[04:34] Old Man
    Hey. Since you're here, would you
     like me to show you around?
[04:38] Mile
    You wouldn't mind?
[04:40] Old Man
    All the goods have been delivered.
[04:42] Old Man
    It's the least I can do as thanks.
[04:45] Old Man
    I want you to enjoy our city to the fullest.
[04:48] Reina
    But we have to get back to the capital.
[04:51] Mavis
    There's no need for us to rush back, right?
[04:54] Pauline
    After completing a job,
    a little break is a good thing.
[04:57] Anne
    It's okay, isn't it, Onee-chan?
[04:59] Reina
    Huh?
[05:00] Reina
    I-If you insist, I suppose we can't refuse.
[05:04] Mile
    Everyone sightseeing together
     and buying snacks...
[05:07] Mile
    Could it be that this is...
[05:10] Mile
    Come on! Eat up! Have some deer crackers!
SIGN    Famous
    Deer Crackers
[05:12] Girls
    They're so cute!
[05:14] Mile
    It feels like a class trip!
[05:16] Mavis
    Class trip?
[05:18] Reina
    What's that?
[05:19] Mile
    Oh! Uh... it's a secret family technique!
[05:22] Merchant A
    Oh! There you are!
[05:23] Merchant A
    Old-timer!
[05:25] Old Man
    Huh?
[05:27] Old Man
    Sorry about this.
[05:28] Old Man
    This job came in suddenly.
[05:31] Reina
    Not at all. It's good to be busy.
[05:34] Mile
    That's true...
[05:36] Mile
    Just when I thought I'd be able to
    go on a class trip with everyone.
[05:42] Anne
    Grandpa! Here! For you!
[05:44] Old Man
    What's this?
[05:45] Anne
    I bought it to protect you, Grandpa!
[05:49] Old Man
    I see, I see! Thank you!
[05:52] Old Man
    There, there! Good girl!
[05:55] Old Man
    You're just so cute!
[06:05] Old Man
    I'll be back!
[06:07] Anne
    Have a safe trip, Grandpa!
[06:13] Pauline
    Well, he's left.
[06:14] Mavis
    Yes, he has.
[06:17] Mile
    Now, it's time for us to get going, too.
[06:20] Mile
    We may not have Grandpa to show us around,
[06:23] ---
    but I haven't given up!
[06:25] Mile
    A class trip!
[06:27] Reina
    What is that, anyway?
[06:29] Mile
    Don't worry about it.
[06:30] Mile
    Oh! There's a recommended street
    full of food stalls that way.
[06:34] Mile
    First, we eat!
[06:35] Mile
    Then the first sightseeing
    spot we'll go to is...
[06:38] Mile
    The one closest to the street stalls is...
[06:41] Mile
    Oh! There aren't any deer in this city!
[07:17] Mile
    We have to make sure to buy souvenirs.
[07:20] Mile
    And since they don't really
    know what a class trip is,
[07:23] ---
    I'll have to pick some out for them!
[07:25] Mile
    I'll buy something to take
    back for Lenny-chan, too!
[07:27] Mile
    Oh! Th-Those are...!
[07:31] Mile
    Pennants! Carved bears! Wooden swords!
[07:34] Mile
    They have these in this world, too!
[07:38] Mavis
    Somehow, I get the feeling that
    if you give those as presents,
[07:40] ---
    they won't make the recipient happy.
[07:42] Mile
    What are you talking about?
[07:43] Mile
    When you think of destination souvenirs,
     you think of these, right?
[07:46] Mile
    See? In commemoration of our trip,
     we have matching ones!
[07:50] Mile
    Aren't they cute?
[07:52] Mile
    Bear! Bear! Bear!
[07:55] Mile
    I think I'll get a wooden
    sword for Lenny-chan.
[07:58] Mile
    You can put pennants up on the walls, you know?
[08:00] Mile
    Every time we go to a new town,
     we can buy another one.
[08:03] Mile
    We can fill the room with them!
[08:05] Pauline
    Mile-chan...
[08:09] Mile
    Yes, ma'am! "We can't waste money!"
[08:11] Mile
    "Return them immediately!"
[08:13] Mile
    Right?
[08:21] Mavis
    You know...
[08:22] Mavis
    All of these seem pretty expensive.
[08:24] Mavis
    And some things are sold out.
[08:27] Reina
    They can't help it.
[08:28] Reina
    Since the wagons carrying the merchandise
    are getting attacked by bandits,
[08:33] Reina
    they can't get in new stock
    the way they'd like to.
[08:36] Mavis
    I see.
[08:37] Mavis
    But that situation should
    be getting better now.
[08:40] Mavis
    After all, we got rid of those bandits, right?
[08:44] merchant B
    Terrible news!
[08:46] Girls
    Huh?
[08:48] merchant B
    The wagons have been
    attacked by bandits again!
[08:50] Shopkeeper
    What?
[08:51] merchant B
    They said there's hardly anyone left alive!
[08:56] Mile
    Reina-san!
[09:01] Merchant A
    Damn it. They really got us.
[09:03] Merchant A
    Those bandits.
[09:04] ---
    There were so many of them.
    They were waiting there to ambush us!
[09:13] Mile
    How terrible.
[09:18] merchant B
    So, how are the others?
[09:20] Merchant A
    W-Well...
[09:22] Merchant A
    It took everything I had
    just to get away, so I...
[09:25] Merchant A
    I can't imagine that any others survived.
[09:29] merchant B
    Everyone slaughtered...
[09:31] merchant B
    Blast it!
[09:32] Reina
    It... It can't be...
[09:37] Anne
    Grandpa...
[09:40] Anne
    What about Grandpa?
[09:42] Anne
    He's not coming back?
[09:47] Anne
    No!
[09:49] Anne
    Grandpa!
[09:51] Anne
    Grandpa!
[09:55] Reina
    It's all right. It's all right!
[09:59] Mile
    Anne-chan...
[10:14] Mavis
    There were others besides the ones
    we got rid of, weren't there?
[10:17] Mavis
    Inhuman bands of bandits
    who make everyone suffer.
[10:21] Mile
    Yes.
[10:22] Mile
    I'm embarrassed for getting so excited
    when I didn't really understand anything.
[10:26] Pauline
    That aside... Reina is taking a long time.
[10:33] Mavis
    She said she'd come straight
    here after taking Anne home.
[10:38] Mile
    She couldn't have!
[10:39] Mile
    Reina-san!
[10:45] (Flashback) Reina
    As long as there's breath in
    my body, I won't let you die.
[10:48] Reina
    I promised him.
[10:50] Reina
    I said I wouldn't let him die!
[10:53] Reina
    And now...
[11:10] Mile
    Reina-san!
[11:19] Reina
    I'm sorry, everyone. I just...
[11:21] Reina
    I can't forgive them!
[11:24] Bandit A
    Everything all right over here?
[11:26] Bandit A
    Don't let down your guard
    just because it's night.
[11:28] Bandit A
    We can't allow any goods connected
    with Amroth to pass through.
[11:33] Bandits
    Yes, sir!
[11:33] Bandit B
    You know, the raid today was too easy.
[11:37] Bandit B
    There wasn't a single decent
    Hunter guarding them.
[11:39] Bandit C
    Being bandits isn't such a bad job after all.
[11:45] Bandit B
    Who are you?
[11:47] Reina
    Was it you?
[11:48] Reina
    Were you the ones who attacked
    the merchants from Amroth?
[11:51] ---
    Attacked that old man?
[11:52] Bandit A
    You! A Hunter from Amroth, are you?
[12:00] Reina
    Roar, flames! Into a ball of fire!
[12:03] Bandit A
    A mage!
[12:04] Bandit C
    O water! Become ice!
[12:06] Reina
    Fireball!
[12:11] Reina
    Fireball, continuous fire!
[12:15] Bandit A
    We have mages, too.
[12:17] Bandit A
    Contact the main force now!
[12:19] Bandit B
    Yes, sir!
[12:21] Reina
    You're not getting away!
[12:22] Bandit C
    Icicle.
[12:29] Bandit A
    Sorry about this,
[12:31] Bandit A
    but since you heard us...
[12:32] Bandit A
    You may be a child, but you'll have to die!
[12:41] Bandit C
    What's this?
[12:45] Reina
    G-Guys...
[12:47] Mile
    Are you all right, Reina-san?
[12:49] Bandit A
    Who are all of you?
[12:51] Mavis
    We should be asking who you are.
[12:53] Mavis
    Don't you lay a hand on our friend!
[12:55] Pauline
    Please, get a hold of yourself.
[12:57] Bandits
    Enemies? Where are they?
[12:59] Mavis
    From the voices... there's a lot of them.
[13:01] Mavis
    Let's retreat for now.
[13:03] Reina
    No!
[13:05] Pauline
    The injured should keep quiet.
[13:07] Mavis
    Mile!
[13:08] Mile
    Got it!
[13:10] Mile
    In that case...
[13:12] Mile
    Poof!
[13:15] Bandit A
    A smoke screen, huh?
[13:20] Reina
    Ow, ow, ow!
[13:21] Pauline
    See? Behave yourself.
[13:24] Pauline
    If you don't hold still, I won't
    be able to heal what can be healed.
[13:27] Reina
    Why did all of you come here?
[13:30] Mavis
    Why? Isn't it obvious?
[13:32] Mavis
    We couldn't believe you'd
    charge off by yourself.
[13:37] Mile
    I know you probably didn't
    want to get us involved,
[13:40] Mile
    but there's no need to hold us
    at arm's length, Reina-san.
[13:43] Reina
    I know trying to take revenge is stupid.
[13:47] Reina
    But when I saw Anne crying,
    I just couldn't forgive them!
[13:51] Reina
    Those people who stole that
    little girl's family from her!
[13:55] Pauline
    Still. Going of one your own—
[13:57] Reina
    This is my problem!
[13:59] Reina
    Just leave me alone!
[14:00] Reina
    It's got nothing to do with y—
[14:14] Mile
    Reina-san, you're the world's biggest idiot!
[14:16] Reina
    Huh?
[14:17] Mile
    If not an idiot, then foolish!
[14:19] Mile
    A moronic nincompoop!
[14:21] Mile
    You clueless eggplant's calyx!
[14:24] Reina
    Wh-Wha? I don't have any
    idea what you're saying.
[14:27] Mile
    Reina-san, it was you who said it!
[14:29] Mile
    You couldn't stand losing your family again!
[14:32] Reina
    Th-That's...
[14:34] Mile
    Then if we lost our dear
    friend, lost our family...
[14:39] Mile
    You think we wouldn't be sad?
[14:44] Reina
    Mile...
[14:47] Pauline
    You're not the only one, Reina,
[14:50] Pauline
    who doesn't want to lose their precious family.
[14:53] Mavis
    Honestly, you don't even understand that?
[14:55] Mavis
    You're the world's biggest idiot,
     just like Mile said.
[15:09] Reina
    Guys...
[15:21] Mile
    Oops! I forgot to cast a search spell again!
[15:26] Nano
    We expect that now.
[15:28] Squad leader
    Greetings, unknown Hunters!
[15:31] Squad leader
    We are bandits!
[15:32] Squad leader
    Drop your weapons and surrender quietly.
[15:35] Mile
    "We are bandits"? "Surrender"?
[15:38] Pauline
    Somehow, those don't sound like
    things bandits would say.
[15:41] Mavis
    Plus, the way they move
    like they're under orders,
[15:43] ---
    and the uniformity of their equipment...
[15:45] Mavis
    These are some suspicious "bandits."
[15:48] Reina
    You're soldiers, aren't you?
[15:51] Squad leader
    What are you saying?
[15:52] Squad leader
    We are clearly a fully-fledged bandit group!
[15:55] Squad leader
    Why would soldiers
    pretend to be bandits, anyway?
[15:58] Pauline
    Could it be... trade disruption?
[16:02] Pauline
    If, for example,
    the Albarn Empire resented Amroth
[16:06] ---
    for gaining more from foreign
    trade than they did,
[16:09] Pauline
    so they dressed up as bandits
    to attack the caravans...
[16:12] Pauline
    Something like that?
[16:15] Mavis
    Bull's-eye, huh?
[16:16] Mile
    Seems like it.
[16:18] Squad leader
    Indeed!
[16:19] Squad leader
    We are the elite corps of the proud
    Albarn Empire's military forces.
[16:23] Mile
    Then those bandits before
    were just small fry.
[16:27] Reina
    But why would a military...
[16:29] Reina
    Why did you slaughter innocent people?
[16:33] Squad leader
    It's obvious.
[16:34] Squad leader
    These are the acts of violent,
    inhuman bands of bandits.
[16:37] Squad leader
    To make it convincing,
    we can't leave witnesses behind.
[16:42] Reina
    How dare you.
[16:44] Squad leader
    Everything is for the
    prosperity of the empire.
[16:47] Squad leader
    In the service of a great cause, a few
    small sacrifices are unavoidable.
[16:50] Squad leader
    And now, you will disappear as well!
[16:53] Mile
    No, we won't.
[16:55] Squad leader
    What?
[16:56] Mile
    We won't let ourselves be killed
    here by cowards like you!
[17:01] Mile
    We four, the Crimson Vow,
    will return to the capital together!
[17:06] Mavis
    It's just as Mile says!
[17:08] Pauline
    We can't have you looking down on us.
[17:11] Mile
    We're doing this, Reina-san.
[17:13] Reina
    I know!
[17:14] Squad leader
    You're spouting nonsense.
[17:16] Squad leader
    Annihilate them! Don't let them leave alive!
[17:22] Mavis
    Godspeed Sword!
[17:25] Pauline
    Boiling Water Ball!
[17:30] Reina
    Fireball!
[17:32] Bandit C
    Fool! That won't work on me!
[17:35] Bandit C
    Icicle!
[17:41] Reina
    You're the fool!
[17:43] Squad leader
    We're losing to these little
    Hunter girls? What's going on?
[17:47] Squad leader
    D-Do not falter! Get them!
[17:51] Mile
    Wear away the soles of their shoes at an angle!
[17:53] Mile
    And put some spiky pebbles in them!
[18:00] Bandits
    Ow! Ow, ow, ow! Ow!
[18:02] Bandit A
    Ow, that hurts! What happened?
[18:05] Bandit A
    Was it magic?
[18:06] Mile
    That's more than enough to take care of you.
[18:09] Nano
    Using nanomachines for
    ridiculous magic like this...
[18:12] Nano
    You're the first, Mile-sama.
[18:14] Squad leader
    What are you doing?
[18:16] Squad leader
    You call yourselves proud
    soldiers of the Albarn Empire?
[18:19] Squad leader
    Will you not fulfill your mission?
[18:25] Reina
    I will not forgive you.
[18:30] Squad leader
    Fine!
[18:31] Squad leader
    Go ahead and kill me!
[18:33] Squad leader
    If I must live the rest of my
    life in shame, I'd rather die!
[18:37] Mile
    Reina-san!
[18:38] Mavis
    Mile...
[18:42] Reina
    Blaze brightly, righteous fires of Hell!
[18:45] Reina
    Burn him to ash!
[18:58] Reina
    Who'd bother to kill someone like you?
[19:05] Reina
    Ah! I feel so much better!
[19:24] Mavis
    With this, the bandit issue
    has been brought to a close.
[19:27] Mavis
    Now, the Kingdom of Tils and the
    Albarn Empire should settle the rest.
[19:31] Pauline
    I'm sure the kingdom will avenge its people.
[19:36] Pauline
    We can only hope.
[19:38] Mile
    But...
[19:39] Mile
    Her grandfather won't come back.
[19:46] Old Man
    Who won't come back?
[19:49] Reina
    You're asking who?
[19:52] Old Man
    You mean me?
[19:54] Girls
    Grandfather!
[19:55] Merchant A
    Old-timer! You're alive?
[19:57] Reina
    How are you here?
[20:00] Old Man
    The thing is...
[20:11] (Flashback) Squad leader
    Greetings, people of Amroth!
[20:13] (Flashback) Hunter
    Wh-Who are you?
[20:15] (Flashback) Old Man
    Huh?
[20:24] Old Man
    It happened in a flash.
[20:27] Old Man
    I couldn't move for the terror.
[20:32] Old Man
    But I couldn't just hide
    by myself and do nothing.
[20:36] Old Man
    I gathered my resolve and decided to fight.
[20:40] Old Man
    I was prepared to die there.
[20:43] (Flashback) Anne
    Grandpa!
[20:45] (Flashback) Reina
    As long as there's breath in
    my body, I won't let you die.
[20:50] Old Man
    But I couldn't die.
[20:54] Old Man
    I ran. I got lost in the forest.
[20:57] Old Man
    And I've finally made it back.
[21:06] Anne
    Grandpa?
[21:10] Old Man
    Anne!
[21:11] Old Man
    Anne!
[21:12] Anne
    Grandpa!
[21:14] Anne
    Grandpa! Grandpa!
[21:17] Old Man
    Anne... I'm sorry I scared you.
[21:22] Old Man
    There, there.
[21:23] Merchant A
    Old-timer, I'm glad you made it back alive!
[21:28] Mavis
    I-I'm so glad!
[21:30] Mavis
    I'm so glad! I'm so happy for you!
[21:34] Pauline
    Dear, dear, Mavis. There, there.
[21:37] Merchant A
    Old-timer, we're gonna expect
    you to keep working hard!
[21:41] Old Man
    Huh? But...
[21:43] Merchant A
    The Crimson Vow have
    captured all the bandits!
[21:47] Old Man
    What? Really?
[21:49] Old Man
    Thank you, Crimson Vow!
[21:52] Mile
    I really am glad. Anne-chan didn't
     lose any more of her precious family.
[21:57] Mile
    Right, Reina-san?
[22:00] Reina
    Yes.
[22:03] Reina
    All right, Crimson Vow! Back to the capital!
[22:07] Girls
    Yeah!
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    Average in the Next Life?!
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E7 - Didn't I Say We Should Take Breaks Sometimes?!

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[00:05] Mile
    Coming back here feels so relaxing...
[00:08] Mavis
    It already has that feeling of being "home."
[00:11] Pauline
    I agree.
[00:12] Reina
    Come on, guys. Shouldn't you
    at least take your gear off?
[00:16] Mile
    Yeah. We should.
[00:18] Mavis
    Okay. Let's do that.
[00:20] Pauline
    Yes, let's.
[00:25] Mile
    Huh? I can't move.
[00:27] Mavis
    Could someone have cast paralysis magic on us?
[00:31] Pauline
    That's not it. We're all just exhausted.
[00:35] Reina
    Now that you mention it, all we've done since
    graduating is take on one quest after another.
[00:39] Reina
    We never really rested, did we?
[00:42] Mile
    An abusive corporation...
[00:44] Mavis
    What does that mean?
[00:45] Mile
    A company that crushes workers
    under impossible workloads,
[00:48] Mile
    squeezing out every drop in search of profit.
[00:50] Mile
    A villainous employer.
[00:52] Pauline
    That brings shame on merchants everywhere!
[00:55] Girls
    Stare...
[00:57] Reina
    Huh? Wait! When did I become your employer?
[01:00] Reina
    I'm your friend, right?
[01:02] Reina
    And I'm just as tired as you are!
[01:04] Mile
    Oh! You see this type a lot
    with macho-style employers!
[01:08] Mile
    They say that since they're tired too,
[01:09] ---
    everyone should work even harder,
     and they push for more.
[01:12] Reina
    Honestly! Did I say anything like that?
[01:14] Mavis
    Then, what do we think of taking
    a little break starting tomorrow?
[01:18] Mavis
    We've managed to save up quite a bit already.
[01:20] Reina
    What? Really?
[01:22] Mile
    Huh. Reina-san is the
    happiest out of everyone.
[01:24] Reina
    How long are you going to force
    this "employer" role on me?
[01:28] Mavis
    Right! Starting tomorrow, we're on vacation!
[01:30] Girls
    Yay!
[01:32] Pauline
    I have something I wanted to do!
[01:34] Reina
    So do I!
[01:35] Mavis
    I'm going to start by sleeping in,
    so please don't wake me.
[01:40] Mile
    And I... I wonder what I'll do.
SIGN    Didn't I Say to Make My Abilities
    Average in the Next Life?!
SIGN    Episode 7
SIGN    Didn't I Say We Should Take Breaks Sometimes?!
[03:30] Pauline
    Good morning, Mile-chan.
[03:32] Mile
    Morning, Pauline-san.
[03:36] Mile
    Where are Reina-san and Mavis-san?
[03:39] Pauline
    They've been up and about for a while now.
[03:42] Mile
    Didn't Mavis-san say she was sleeping in?
[03:44] Pauline
    She did, but it seems she woke up
    and went out earlier than anyone else.
[03:48] Pauline
    When I woke up, she was already gone.
[03:51] Pauline
    Reina and I had breakfast together,
     then she went out.
[03:55] Mile
    So that means I slept in the longest.
[03:59] Pauline
    We're on vacation, so you
    shouldn't let it trouble you.
[04:03] Mile
    Pauline-san, what are you writing?
[04:06] Pauline
    This is the Crimson Vow's accounts ledger.
[04:09] Pauline
    All of our income and expenses
    since our founding.
[04:12] ---
    I've been wanting to organize
    it all for a while now.
[04:15] Mile
    Wait... Does that mean you remember all
    of what we earned and spent so far?
[04:21] Pauline
    I never forget anything when it comes to money.
[04:24] Mile
    Is it her merchant's blood?!
[04:25] Mile
    Pauline-san is terrifying!
[04:28] Mile
    Oh, right. Both Reina-san and Mavis-san
    said they had things they wanted to do.
[04:33] Mile
    I wonder what they're doing.
[04:35] Pauline
    Reina wouldn't tell me,
[04:37] ---
    but Mavis said she was going to a nearby café.
[04:41] Mile
    Café?
[04:48] Mile
    Mavis-san is...
[04:49] Pauline
    I see her.
[04:50] Mile
    Huh?
[05:06] Mile
    That's amazing!
[05:07] Mile
    Just that one spot has this
    super-elevated atmosphere!
[05:10] Pauline
    Just what you'd expect from
    someone of noble birth.
[05:12] Pauline
    She must have spent her free time like
    that since she was a little girl.
[05:16] Girl A
    Say, isn't that person over there just sublime?
[05:18] Girl B
    Yes! But are they a man? A woman?
[05:21] Girl C
    Either way works just fine!
[05:23] Mile
    Mavis-san!
[05:24] Mavis
    Oh, Mile, Pauline! You came here.
[05:27] Mile
    Mavis-san, you really look
    like a noble! You're so cool!
[05:31] Mavis
    R-Really?
[05:32] Mile
    You wouldn't happen to have a childhood
    friend named André, would you?
[05:36] Mavis
    Um, no, I don't.
[05:38] Mile
    What about a best friend
    named Marie who's a princess?
[05:40] Mile
    One who says things like, "As long as
    I've got cake, I can do anything!"
[05:44] Mavis
    I don't know anyone who says things like that.
[05:47] Mile
    That's a shame.
[05:48] Mavis
    What's a shame?
[05:50] Mavis
    Reina isn't with you?
[05:52] Pauline
    She went out before us.
[05:54] ---
    No matter how many times I asked,
    she wouldn't tell me where she was going.
[05:57] Mavis
    Why not? That's stand-offish of her.
[05:59] Mile
    Reina-san just went through something that
    made her basically relive her painful past.
[06:04] Mile
    Maybe she wanted to be alone.
[06:07] Mavis
    That could be.
[06:09] Pauline
    She is a sensitive person, after all.
[06:17] Reina
    It's gotta be this one!
[06:19] Reina
    Oh, but this one's nice, too.
[06:21] Reina
    But I think...
[06:24] Reina
    I can't let those three know
    I enjoy doing things like this.
[06:28] Reina
    Tee-hee! Reina-san, you're so
    much girlier than I thought!
[06:32] Reina
    Reina! I've written to my father,
    asking him to send frilly dresses for you!
[06:38] Reina
    Reina, perhaps you should switch
    jobs from "mage" to "princess."
[06:43] Reina
    I can just hear them poking fun at me.
[06:46] Lenny
    Mile-san and Mavis-san might be like that,
[06:49] ---
    but I don't think Pauline-san
    would ever say those things.
[06:52] Reina
    You think so?
[06:53] Lenny
    Reina-san! I would love for you
    to serve customers wearing that!
[06:57] Reina
    Huh? Serve customers?
[07:00] Reina
    Lenny?
[07:01] Reina
    Wh-Why are you here?
[07:04] Lenny
    I came out to shop for a few
    things we were running low on,
[07:06] ---
    and came across something very interesting.
[07:09] Lenny
    To think I'd see the most stoic
    member of the Crimson Vow
[07:12] ---
    shopping for accessories of all things!
[07:15] Reina
    I'm done for.
[07:16] Reina
    Starting tomorrow, my name will go from
[07:18] ---
    "Crimson Reina" to "Reina the
    Pretending-to-Be-Sullen."
[07:22] Lenny
    Why do you think I'd go and tell everyone?
[07:25] Reina
    Huh? You're not going to?
[07:27] Reina
    Huh?
[07:28] Lenny
    The thing is, I like those kinds
    of accessories too, but...
[07:33] Lenny
    I'm not confident in my fashion sense, so...
[07:38] Reina
    Just leave it to your big sister here.
[07:40] Lenny
    Really?
[07:43] Mile
    Mavis-san really is a noble, isn't she?
[07:46] ---
    I mean, the book she was reading
    was a poetry collection.
[07:49] Mile
    It's those kinds of things
    that show your upbringing.
[07:52] Pauline
    You say that, but you're a noble too,
     aren't you, Mile-chan?
[07:54] Mile
    Huh?
[07:55] Mile
    Oh. Well, yes, but...
[07:58] Mile
    For me, things are a little complicated...
    Sort of a special case...
[08:01] Mile
    After all, my past life as a commoner
[08:03] ---
    lasted longer than my
    current one as a noble has.
[08:06] Pauline
    That's right. You mentioned
    that your family shunned you.
[08:10] Pauline
    You weren't allowed to
    live as a noble, were you?
[08:14] Pauline
    I'm so sorry for asking you
    about something so uncomfortable.
[08:17] Mile
    Huh? Oh, uh, not at all. It's fine.
[08:20] Mile
    She misunderstood in a convenient way,
[08:22] ---
    so I'll just pretend it's that.
[08:24] Pauline
    Locked in a dank, underground cell,
     in tattered clothes...
[08:28] ---
    Not even given a decent meal...
[08:31] Mile
    Huh?
[08:31] Pauline
    And once you escaped the underground prison,
[08:35] Pauline
    you became wealthy, so you could exact
    revenge upon those who had wronged you!
[08:39] Mile
    So that I can...
[08:41] Mile
    I think that Altered Folktale I told before,
[08:44] ---
    "Monte, Chris, and Count,"
    is getting mixed in here.
[08:48] Mile
    So...
[08:49] Mile
    Pauline-san, you're going to keep
    working on the accounts ledger, right?
[08:52] Pauline
    Oh, yes. That's what I was planning.
[08:55] Mile
    In that case, I'll go out, too.
[08:58] Mile
    And having said that,
    there's nothing for me to do.
[09:02] Mile
    But when it comes to spending
    time on my own, I'm a pro!
[09:06] Mile
    After all, in the eighteen
    years of my last life,
[09:08] ---
    I didn't ever really have any friends!
[09:11] Nano
    Why are you stating such a tragic
    fact as though you're proud of it?
[09:15] Mile
    No, no...
[09:16] Mile
    After nearly twenty years of it,
     it really wasn't that bad.
[09:20] Nano
    I think that, in itself, is very sad.
[09:23] Mile
    Now, let's see. What should I do? First...
[09:30] Nano
    Is something wrong?
[09:31] Mile
    Huh? I can't think of anything.
[09:33] Nano
    What?
[09:34] Mile
    That's weird. What did I used to do?
[09:38] Mile
    Oh! I watched TV and stuff.
[09:40] Nano
    We don't have that in this world.
[09:42] Mile
    True. And there's no internet or
    game consoles... No manga, either.
[09:48] Mile
    Got it!
[09:51] Mile
    Leap!
[09:55] Mile
    That's not quite it.
[09:57] Mile
    Hup!
[09:59] Nano
    Mile-sama, what are you doing?
[10:02] Mile
    It came to me a while ago, and I've been
    thinking I'd practice when I had the time.
[10:06] Mile
    It's sure to come in handy.
[10:09] Mile
    The jumping dogeza!
[10:12] Mile
    Jump!
[10:16] Mile
    Nailed it! I am now ready to
    use this move at any moment!
[10:20] Nano
    I have no idea as to when or where
    you might need to use that move,
[10:25] Nano
    but I am glad you're satisfied.
[10:27] Mile
    Now, has it been about an hour?
[10:30] Nano
    It hasn't even been ten minutes yet.
[10:32] Mile
    What? Really?
[10:34] Mile
    Then what should I do next?
[10:39] Mile
    It really is strange.
[10:41] ---
    I used to be able to think of
    things to do on my own right away.
[10:46] Mile
    No, no. Let's calm down here.
[10:48] Mile
    I should be able to kill a day or
    two of this vacation, no problem!
[10:53] Nano
    Is it really something to fret over?
[10:55] Mile
    Well, this used to be the thing I was best at.
[10:58] Mile
    Without this, I won't have
    any redeeming features left.
[11:01] Nano
    Your self-esteem really
    is at rock bottom, isn't it?
[11:06] Mile
    I'll just carve a random Nendonaroid
    and draw some meaningless doodles.
[11:10] Mile
    I'll read through some random
    papers I found near the trash.
[11:13] Mile
    I'll lie around and daydream up a story.
[11:16] Mile
    Then I'll start wanting to just laze around.
[11:19] Nano
    All of those things seem
    rather pointless to me.
[11:22] Mile
    That's all right.
[11:23] Mile
    If the Nendonaroid sells, or they enjoy
    my Altered Folktale, that's great,
[11:27] Mile
    but I'm fundamentally bad at trying to
    be of use or make something of my own.
[11:32] Mile
    Doing something pointless lets
    you just relax and do it, right?
[11:35] Nano
    You're really just killing time, aren't you?
[11:37] Mile
    Exactly.
[11:39] Mile
    All right...
[11:40] Reina
    Oh, there she is!
[11:41] Mile
    Huh? You're all together?
[11:44] Pauline
    The others came back,
[11:46] ---
    so we thought we'd come invite you
     to do something together with us.
[11:49] Mile
    Huh?
[11:50] Reina
    So could you hurry up and wrap
    up whatever it is you're doing?
[11:53] Reina
    Huh? You have sand in your bangs.
     What were you doing?
[11:57] Mile
    Oh! This? I was sort of working
    on a secret technique.
[12:02] Pauline
    Huh? You don't want to finish?
[12:04] Mile
    It's all right.
[12:05] Reina
    In that case, let's head back to the room.
[12:07] Mavis
    Sorry. This is all because of Reina.
[12:10] Reina
    What are you talking about?
[12:12] Reina
    You're the one who wouldn't
    quit saying how bored you were!
[12:15] Reina
    Honestly.
[12:15] Mavis
    Is that so?
[12:19] Mile
    So that's what it was...
[12:22] Mile
    I started getting bad at being on my own...
[12:25] Mile
    when I started spending more time with them.
[12:33] Reina
    Say! Should we all hang
    out together again today?
[12:35] Mavis
    Sounds good!
[12:36] Pauline
    Yes, it does!
[12:37] Reina
    What about you, Mile?
[12:39] Mile
    Of course!
[12:40] Reina
    Then since we hung out in our room yesterday,
[12:42] ---
    today we'll go out somewhere!
[12:44] Mile
    What?
[12:45] Pauline
    Is something wrong?
[12:46] Mavis
    Do you not want to go out?
[12:48] Mile
    It's not that.
[12:50] Mile
    It's just been a while since
    I went anywhere with friends.
[12:52] ---
    I got a little emotional.
[12:54] Mavis
    I see.
[12:55] Pauline
    If that's the case, then we should
    go out together a lot more!
[12:59] Reina
    Then why don't we have Mile
    decide where we're going?
[13:03] Mile
    Huh?
[13:03] Mavis
    Yes, let's do that.
[13:04] Pauline
    I'm in favor. We'll go anywhere with you.
[13:07] Reina
    What do you want to do?
[13:08] Mile
    Um. Let's see...
[13:11] Mile
    I want to go sea bathing!
[13:13] Reina
    Sea bathing? What's that?
[13:16] Mavis
    Maybe she means going to the
    seaside and playing in the water?
[13:20] Mile
    Yes! That's it!
[13:22] Pauline
    But I've never gone sea bathing before.
[13:26] Reina
    Me neither.
[13:27] Mavis
    Me neither. I've only heard of it.
[13:30] Mile
    Don't worry! I'll get everything ready!
[13:33] Reina
    Well, if Mile says she wants to...
[13:36] Pauline
    It has been hotter recently.
    It might feel nice to go the beach.
[13:41] Mavis
    That's true.
[13:42] Mile
    Then, could we go tomorrow?
[13:44] Reina
    Huh? Why?
[13:46] Mile
    I want to get everything we need ready.
[13:48] Mile
    First, we need swimsuits!
[13:50] Pauline
    Swimsuits?
[13:51] Mile
    Special clothes for playing in the water.
[13:53] Mile
    If you go in the water in normal clothes,
[13:55] ---
    they'll get soaked and heavy,
     and stick to you.
[13:57] Mile
    In a worst case scenario,
     they could become see-through.
[13:59] Mavis
    I see.
[14:00] Mile
    You wear swimsuits right against your skin,
[14:03] ---
    so you need to know your exact size.
[14:06] Mile
    Which is why...
[14:07] Mile
    I hope you'll allow me to measure you.
[14:10] Mile
    Naked!
[14:11] Girls
    What?
[14:14] Reina
    Do I really have to be naked?
[14:17] Mile
    It's something that has to
    stand up to waves and swimming.
[14:20] Mile
    If it doesn't fit right,
    it could slip and come off.
[14:24] Reina
    Fine...
[14:25] Reina
    Huh? Wait! Why are you touching me there?
[14:28] Mile
    It's just the measuring tape.
[14:29] Mile
    You know, it's hard to tell
    through your clothes,
[14:32] ---
    but your curves are quite
    soft and have a lovely shape.
[14:35] Reina
    Don't stare at me like that!
[14:37] Pauline
    It really is embarrassing for
    someone to see you naked, isn't it?
[14:41] Mavis
    Is it?
[14:42] Pauline
    Huh?
[14:42] Pauline
    You don't mind it?
[14:44] Mavis
    Since I was little, I've always had maids to
    help when I was bathing or changing clothes.
[14:48] Pauline
    That's a noble for you!
[14:50] Mile
    Reina-san, your bottom
    is all pink and adorable.
[14:53] Reina
    Color has nothing to do
    with measuring, does it?
[15:03] Mile
    Next, Pauline-san! Please come in!
[15:06] Pauline
    Oh! Coming!
[15:07] Reina
    Be careful.
[15:09] Pauline
    Huh? Of what?
[15:11] Mile
    Pauline-san!
[15:15] Mile
    Now, then. I'll go buy materials for
    the swimsuits, plus other things we'll need.
[15:21] Pauline
    She's really going all out, isn't she?
[15:22] Reina
    Is sea bathing really that much fun?
[15:25] Mavis
    The kind I know about, you just
    spend a leisurely time at the beach.
[15:32] Nano
    Why sea bathing?
[15:34] Mile
    If we're all going to do something together,
[15:36] ---
    I want it to be something I
    didn't get to do my last life.
[15:46] Pauline
    There it is!
[15:47] Mile
    The ocean!
[15:52] Mile
    We're here!
[15:53] Reina
    It's like we reserved it for ourselves!
[15:55] Mavis
    It was worth waking up early.
[15:57] Mile
    Now, at long last!
[16:01] Mile
    These are the things we need for sea bathing!
[16:03] Pauline
    Did you make all of these?
[16:05] Mile
    No one sold anything like
    what I had in my country.
[16:08] Mile
    So I recreated them using substitutes!
[16:11] Mavis
    That's amazing.
[16:12] Reina
    What do you do with them?
[16:13] Mile
    With this one, you bob.
    With this one, you squeal.
[16:16] Mile
    With this one, you exchange shots.
    With this one, you stab.
[16:19] Mile
    This one, you lie on.
[16:20] Mile
    This one, you put on.
[16:22] Reina
    I have no idea what she just said.
[16:24] Mavis
    She seems sort of frenzied.
[16:26] Pauline
    I think I'm going to mess up the order...
[16:27] Mile
    Not at all!
[16:28] Mile
    There isn't an order, and you don't
    have to do everything at once.
[16:32] Mile
    And now...
[16:33] Mile
    These are your swimsuits!
[16:36] Pauline
    This is the whole thing?
[16:38] Reina
    I feel like there isn't enough fabric.
[16:40] Mile
    Don't worry!
[16:42] Pauline
    But this is...
[16:43] Reina
    It's a little...
[16:44] Mile
    Please, I'm begging you! Swimsuits are
    the crowning glory of sea bathing!
[16:48] Mile
    There can be no sea bathing
    without swimsuits!
[16:50] Mile
    Please wear them!
[16:52] Mile
    Jump!
[16:54] Mile
    I beg of you!
[16:55] Mavis
    Wait, Mile...
[16:56] Pauline
    You don't have to go that far.
[16:58] Mile
    You'll wear them?
[17:00] Reina
    So that's what you were doing out back.
[17:03] Reina
    Well, we did say we'd go along
    with whatever you wanted.
[17:07] Mile
    Then, without delay...
[17:08] Mile
    Changing rooms!
[17:11] Reina
    She really is prepared.
[17:12] Mavis
    Huh? Why isn't there a room for you, Mile?
[17:15] Mile
    Why, thank you for asking.
[17:17] Mile
    As per the basics, I am fully prepared...
[17:20] Mile
    I came wearing it under my clothes!
[17:25] Mile
    Now, all of you change, too!
[17:31] Mile
    Now, when I call your name, please come out!
[17:34] Mile
    First, we have Mavis-san!
[17:39] Mile
    Just what I'd expect from
    you, Mavis-san. It's perfect!
[17:42] Mavis
    I-Is it?
[17:43] Mile
    And moving on, we have Pauline-san!
[17:49] Mile
    Pauline-san! That's an out!
[17:51] Pauline
    Am I wearing it wrong?
[17:53] Mile
    No. You're fine.
[17:55] Pauline
    I do think these clothes are cute,
[17:58] ---
    but I still feel like there
    isn't nearly enough fabric.
[18:01] Mile
    Not at all! In my country,
    everyone wears these.
[18:04] Mile
    They bring out a woman's charms
    to their maximum level!
[18:07] ---
    They're magic clothes!
[18:08] Mile
    Next, we have Reina-san!
[18:14] Reina
    What is with this wig?
[18:16] Reina
    Honestly, Mile!
[18:17] Mile
    Reina-san, it really suits you.
[18:20] Reina
    Y-You think so?
[18:22] Reina
    Huh?
[18:24] Mile
    Wha? Huh? Y-Y-Your bust is—
[18:26] Girls
    Huh?
[18:28] Mavis
    Oh, Mile, did your bust get bigger?
[18:30] Pauline
    Yes, I thought you were fla—
[18:32] Pauline
    ...more modestly sized, weren't you?
[18:35] Reina
    Mile! What is the meaning of this?
[18:37] Mile
    It's because I'm still growing.
[18:40] Mile
    Actually, my top is the only one
[18:42] Mile
    that I put padding in.
[18:44] Nano
    Just what I'd expect from you, Mile-sama.
     That's playing dirty.
[18:46] Mile
    One, two, three, four,
[18:50] Mile
    five, six, seven, eight.
[18:54] Mile
    All right. That's our warm-up exercises done.
[18:56] Reina
    Okay!
[18:57] Mavis
    This is the first time I've
    ever swum in the ocean!
[18:59] Pauline
    Me, too!
[19:01] Mile
    Oh! Wait a moment!
[19:03] Reina
    What is it?
[19:04] Mile
    There's a particular etiquette
    to going into the ocean.
[19:06] Mile
    We have to follow the rules.
[19:08] Reina
    Huh?
[19:09] Pauline
    There's an etiquette to it?
[19:11] Mile
    That's right! You can't just go swim.
[19:15] Mavis
    We can't swim?
[19:16] Mile
    If you immerse yourself in the water,
[19:18] ---
    no one can see the cute swimsuit
    you took such pains to wear.
[19:21] Reina
    Aren't these swimsuits meant for swimming?
[19:23] Mile
    No, they aren't.
[19:24] Mile
    They are simply costumes used
    to enliven the beach atmosphere.
[19:27] Pauline
    But yesterday you talked about
    functionality and drag, didn't you?
[19:31] Mile
    That was only if the worst happened.
[19:33] Mavis
    So for sea bathing,
     actual swimming is the worst.
[19:37] Mile
    Girls usually use those things I made to
    lie back and relax, or they play in the sand.
[19:43] Mile
    They don't swim! They frolic in
    the shallows, giggling and squealing!
[19:48] Mavis
    Somehow, this is very different
    from what I'd imagined.
[19:50] Mile
    Now! Start the giggling and squealing!
[20:32] Pauline
    Sea bathing certainly is fun.
[20:35] Mavis
    Quite a lot of fun.
[20:37] Reina
    Not bad at all. It might be fun to
     come here every once in a while.
[20:40] Mile
    I'm so glad! I had fun, too!
[20:46] Man A
    What are you girls doing?
[20:48] Mile
    Oh, it's called sea bathing.
[20:51] Man A
    Sea bathing, huh?
[20:53] ---
    And you do it like that, nearly naked,
     even though you're girls?
[20:58] Reina
    Wait! Mile! You said this
    was normal, didn't you?
[21:02] Mile
    It's normal in m-my country...
[21:05] Boy
    Wow! Naked girls! Naked girls!
[21:08] Mom
    Don't look!
[21:13] Girls
    K—
[21:14] Mile
    K?
[21:15] Girls
    Kyaa!
[21:20] Reina
    Honestly! That disaster was all your fault!
[21:24] Mile
    As per the basics, I was completely unprepared,
     and forgot to bring a change of underwear.
[21:27] Mile
    It's all breezy under my clothes.
[21:29] Reina
    Stop talking!
[21:30] Mavis
    Now, now. Mile didn't mean any harm.
[21:34] Mile
    I really didn't know!
[21:36] ---
    I never thought that swimsuits in this
    worl—country would cover up so much!
[21:40] Reina
    What kind of country did you used to live in?
[21:43] Mavis
    It does seem a little strange.
[21:46] Mile
    No, it wasn't! It's a
    really nice worl—country!
[21:50] Mile
    It really is!
[21:52] Mavis
    All right, we understand.
[21:53] Reina
    Anyway! I think that a penalty of no
    allowance for three months sounds about right.
[21:58] Mile
    What?
[22:00] Reina
    Right, Pauline?
[22:02] Reina
    Huh?
[22:07] Mile
    Pauline-san?
SIGN    Didn't I Say to Make My Abilities
    Average in the Next Life?!
[22:18] ---
    

E8 - No One Mentioned That Pauline's Getting Married, Did They?!

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[00:02] Mile
    Pauline-san doesn't seem to be anywhere.
[00:05] Reina
    Where'd she go?
[00:07] Mavis
    I hope she isn't caught up
    in some kind of trouble.
[00:12] Lenny
    Mavis-san, a letter's arrived for you.
[00:18] Mavis
    Thank you.
[00:19] Lenny
    No problem.
[00:22] Mavis
    Oh, it's from my younger older brother.
[00:24] Mile
    "Younger older brother"?
[00:26] Mavis
    I have three older brothers, you see.
[00:29] Mavis
    I call them my elder older brother, middle
     older brother, and younger older brother.
[00:33] Mile
    You do?
[00:35] Mavis
    My brothers worry about me,
    so they send me letters every day.
[00:41] Mavis
    See?
[00:42] Mile
    Every day?
[00:44] Reina
    That's a little...
[00:46] Mavis
    Well, they always write the same thing.
[00:52] Mavis
    He's written saying to come home again.
[00:56] Mile
    Is something wrong?
[00:58] Mavis
    My younger older brother's getting married.
[01:00] Mile
    Oh! Congratulations!
[01:02] Reina
    Is he marrying a noble?
[01:06] Mavis
    The daughter of the Beckett Company...
[01:09] Mavis
    Huh?
[01:11] Mavis
    Pauline?
[01:12] Girls
    What?
SIGN    Didn't I Say to Make My Abilities
    Average in the Next Life?!
SIGN    Episode 8
SIGN    No One Mentioned That Pauline's
    Getting Married, Did They?!
[02:53] Mother
    Pauline!
[02:54] Alan
    Onee-chan!
[02:58] Pauline
    Mother!
[02:59] Pauline
    Alan!
[03:05] Company head
    Welcome back.
SIGN    How was your Hunter training?
SIGN    It's time for you to make yourself useful to us, Pauline.
[03:22] Mavis
    My family, the family of Count Austien,
     is a military family.
[03:27] Mavis
    As the kingdom's sword and shield,
[03:30] ---
    we've won many battles.
[03:32] Mile
    That's a distinguished family line.
[03:35] Reina
    So why would someone from the military
    nobility marry the daughter of a merchant?
[03:40] Mavis
    That's...
[03:43] Company head
    Waging war always requires money.
[03:48] Company head
    As far as Count Austien is concerned,
    the more patrons the better.
[03:51] Company head
    And we get that much closer
    to the royal family, you see?
[03:58] Company head
    Viscount Boardman!
SIGN    Is that any way to look at your own parent?
[04:04] Pauline
    Parent? What are you saying?
SIGN    As a count's family and a merchant's are a poor match for each other,
SIGN    you will become my adopted daughter.
SIGN    As a viscount's daughter, Pauline Boardman, you will be married.
[04:17] Pauline
    Just how much do you plan to
    take advantage of my family?
SIGN    What else do you expect? It is the reason I've kept all of you, after all.
SIGN    Do your best to be useful.
SIGN    It would be best not to turn your magic against me.
SIGN    Look.
SIGN    The reason I allowed you to go to the Hunter training school
[04:42] ---
    was to increase your value as merchandise.
[04:45] Company head
    That's right!
SIGN    Thanks to that, I've found a good prospect.
SIGN    When they heard the bride would be able to use magic, they were overjoyed.
[04:53] Company head
    Overjoyed!
SIGN    The count will be here very soon.
SIGN    Be sure to behave yourself.
[05:00] Company head
    Get it?
[05:11] Mile
    This is Pauline-san's hometown?
[05:14] Mavis
    It seems quite desolate.
[05:16] Reina
    It's just like Lenny said.
[05:19] (Flashback) Lenny
    They say that ever since that town got a
    new company head, it's changed completely.
[05:24] (Flashback) Lenny
    Please, be careful, okay?
[05:26] Mile
    That new company head was
    Pauline's father's enemy, right?
[05:32] Reina
    Yes.
[05:33] Reina
    Pauline was probably forced to come
    back for a political marriage.
[05:38] Mavis
    I know I should be happy that my younger
    older brother's getting married,
[05:42] Mavis
    but I don't want to do anything that
    would trample on Pauline's feelings.
[05:46] Mile
    In that case, should we proceed with the
    intent of crushing this political marriage?
[05:50] Reina
    No objections!
[05:51] Mavis
    Of course.
[05:52] Mile
    Now that's settled, first, we need
     to gather information.
[05:55] Reina
    It'd be nice if we could find
    someone who knows all about it.
[05:58] Small fry A
    Hey! You there. Ladies!
[06:01] Small fry A
    This is your first time in this town, right?
[06:03] Small fry B
    That means you gotta pay the
    entrance fee and passage toll.
[06:07] Small fry C
    If you don't have the money, we wouldn't
    mind you paying with your bodies.
[06:10] Small fry C
    Pant, pant...
[06:11] Mile
    Another easy to read gang has appeared.
[06:14] Small fry B
    We've been hired by this town's company head.
[06:18] Small fry C
    Go against him and things'll get rough.
[06:21] Small fry C
    Pant, pant...
[06:22] Mile
    Someone who knows all about it!
[06:24] Mile
    Um, if we stay here, everyone will see.
     That's embarrassing, so...
[06:28] Mile
    Could we go over there?
[06:33] Small fry
    We're sorry!
[06:35] Mile
    We'd like to ask a few questions. Is that okay?
[06:38] Reina
    If you answer them nicely,
    we'll settle for only half-killing you.
[06:43] Small fry
    We're already half-dead.
[06:45] Mavis
    Tell us everything you know about your master,
     the company head that runs this town.
SIGN    Thank you for coming, Count Austien.
[06:55] Company head
    Thank you so much for agreeing
    to marriage talks with us.
[07:00] Company head
    We of the Beckett Company have,
     for a long time,
[07:03] ---
    wished to pursue an amicable
    relationship with your lordship.
[07:06] Pauline
    I could bring these two down at any time.
[07:07] Company head
    Now that you're here,
[07:09] Pauline
    But then Mother and Alan would...
[07:10] ---
    I can assure you that you will be
    not only completely satisfied,
[07:12] ---
    but overjoyed with this arrangement.
[07:12] Pauline
    I have to find a way to help them get away.
[07:15] Austien
    I've only come today to meet the bride.
[07:19] Austien
    Would it be the lady there?
[07:21] Company head
    Yes!
[07:22] Company head
    Introduce yourself.
[07:25] Pauline
    My name is Pauline.
[07:27] Austien
    Right.
[07:28] Austien
    Will you allow the two of us a
    little time to speak in private?
SIGN    Of course.
SIGN    Pauline, make sure you mind your manners.
[07:41] Pauline
    U-Um, was there something you wanted from me?
[07:45] Austien
    "The Crimson Vow"... I think that was it.
[07:47] Pauline
    What?
[07:48] Austien
    I know that you are a Hunter
    who works with my daughter.
[07:52] Pauline
    Count Austien...
[07:55] Pauline
    So you are Mavis-san's father.
[07:58] Austien
    That's right. And...
[08:00] Austien
    I do not approve of Mavis being a Hunter.
[08:05] Austien
    Perform your duties, and don't
    try anything uncalled for.
[08:09] Austien
    This is a warning.
[08:11] Pauline
    Do you know about me, too?
[08:14] Austien
    My reach extends further than all of you think.
[08:19] Austien
    Understand?
[08:26] Pauline
    I can't give up now,
    after everything that's happened!
[08:31] Mile
    Things are worse than I thought.
[08:33] Reina
    Yes...
[08:34] Reina
    Hoarding merchandise. Monopolies.
    Hiking prices unfairly.
[08:39] Reina
    Those who oppose him are sent to prison
    with no chance to defend themselves.
[08:42] Reina
    The company head here is exhausting
    every limit of evildoing.
[08:47] Mavis
    And since he's connected to the
    local lord, Viscount Boardman,
[08:50] ---
    he can get away with whatever he wants.
[08:52] Mile
    Even setting Pauline-san's situation aside,
    this is unforgivable.
[08:55] Mile
    Let's go storm the place now!
[08:57] Mavis
    Yes!
[08:58] Reina
    Calm down.
[09:00] Reina
    We're up against a viscount this time.
[09:02] Reina
    This is really bad.
[09:04] Reina
    If we mess up, we'll all be fugitives.
[09:07] Mile
    That's... not something we want.
[09:10] Mavis
    We wouldn't be able to work
    as the Crimson Vow anymore.
[09:13] Reina
    We have to move carefully here.
[09:20] Mile
    They just have to not know
    we're the Crimson Vow, right?
[09:24] Reina
    Well. I guess.
[09:25] Mile
    Then leave it to me!
[09:28] Nano
    I feel like Mile-sama is trying to kill
    the seriousness of the situation again.
[09:46] Mavis
    A single flower blooming in the morning mist!
[09:49] Mavis
    Morning Dress Mask!
[09:51] Reina
    A single flower blooming in the sunlight!
[09:54] Reina
    Afternoon Dress Mask!
[09:56] Mile
    A single flower blooming in the moonlight!
[09:59] Mile
    Evening Dress Mask!
[10:03] Nano
    Oh, dear. I knew it.
[10:05] Mile
    We nailed it!
[10:06] Reina
    With these on, it won't matter
    if people see our faces!
[10:09] Mavis
    Yes. That's Mile for you.
[10:14] Private troops
    Intruders!
[10:15] Private troops
    Engage! Engage!
[10:18] Mile
    Oh! Oh no!
[10:34] Mile
    How many of you are there?
[10:41] Pauline
    I wonder what's happened.
[10:43] Mother
    Pauline!
[10:44] Pauline
    Mother!
[10:46] Pauline
    Where are the guards?
[10:47] Mother
    They went to help with the trouble outside.
[10:50] Mother
    It appears something dreadful is happening.
[10:53] ---
    I seized the opportunity and escaped.
[10:55] Pauline
    What about Alan?
[10:56] Mother
    He's safe.
[10:57] Mother
    I asked someone I could trust,
    who got him out of here.
[11:01] Pauline
    I'm so glad.
[11:02] Mother
    I'm so sorry that I'm making
    you go through all of this.
[11:06] Pauline
    Don't be. I made friends I can
    trust at the Hunter school.
[11:11] ---
    I was very happy.
[11:13] Pauline
    I should be apologizing for not having
    fulfilled my duty as a daughter yet.
[11:18] Mother
    You... You couldn't be...
[11:21] Company head
    Oh! So this is where you are!
[11:23] Company head
    My lord viscount! She's over here!
[11:26] Pauline
    Mother, you should hide.
SIGN    What do you think you're doing here?
SIGN    Sit quietly in your room.
[11:34] Pauline
    What's going on outside?
[11:36] Company head
    It's probably just some rabble from
    town who oppose the way we do things.
SIGN    Looks like we'll have to levy some more heavy taxes,
[11:43] ---
    and show them who their masters are.
[11:48] Pauline
    Are you sure this is all right?
[11:50] Pauline
    Count Austien is here, yet you've
    caused an incident like this.
[11:54] Company head
    It's nothing for you to worry about.
[11:57] Company head
    Right now, the full military force of
    this mansion is out there cleaning it up.
[12:01] Pauline
    The full military force...
[12:02] Pauline
    Then there aren't any
    soldiers in here, are there?
[12:06] Company head
    Of course not!
[12:08] Pauline
    I see. Not one.
[12:11] Pauline
    That means...
[12:12] Pauline
    Right now, I can bid the two
    of you a proper farewell.
[12:16] Pauline
    Ice Javelin!
SIGN    Don't do anything stupid!
SIGN    Don't you care what happens to your mother and little brother?
[12:27] Mother
    Don't worry.
[12:30] Mother
    I'm right here.
[12:32] Company head
    What? Why are you here?
[12:34] Company head
    What happened to the guards?
[12:36] Pauline
    Mother!
[12:37] Mother
    Yes!
SIGN    Don't come any closer!
[12:42] Mile
    This is revenge.
[12:45] Mile
    This is revenge.
[12:48] Pauline
    That voice...
SIGN    Wh-What's this?
[12:55] Mile
    This is for revenge!
SIGN    Wh-What are you talking about?
[13:00] Company head
    Who are you?
[13:02] Mavis
    We are champions of justice! The Crimson Vow!
[13:05] Mile
    The Crimson Fountains of Blood!
[13:07] Reina
    Hey! Why are you telling them our name?
[13:10] Mavis
    Sorry, it just slipped out.
[13:12] Mile
    I wonder if they figured it out.
SIGN    Crimson Fountains of Blood?
[13:16] Company head
    What an evil name for a party!
[13:18] Mile
    Thank goodness. We're okay.
[13:21] Pauline
    They all came for me!
[13:24] Austien
    What is all the commotion I've been hearing?
SIGN    Count Austien!
SIGN    Th-This is...
[13:32] Pauline
    This is revenge!
[13:34] Pauline
    Two and a half years ago,
[13:35] ---
    Viscount Boardman and the others here
    hired thieves to kill my father.
[13:40] Pauline
    They forged documents and
    took over the company.
[13:43] Pauline
    And now, they're committing every
    injustice imaginable against this town
[13:46] ---
    in order to line their own pockets!
[13:48] Company head
    How dare you say such things?
SIGN    This girl seems to have taken leave of her senses.
SIGN    Please allow us to handle this matter.
[13:57] Pauline
    My lord count! Please, listen to me!
[14:03] Austien
    I have heard both parties' arguments.
[14:06] Austien
    There is no further need for words!
[14:11] Austien
    Both sides should prove their
    righteousness with the sword!
[14:14] Pauline
    Of course!
SIGN    What?
[14:20] Pauline
    I am Pauline. To avenge my father,
    I am prepared to risk everything.
[14:26] Pauline
    And to my friends who stand
    by me in my vengeance,
[14:29] ---
    entrusting me with their lives
    and futures, I give my thanks.
SIGN    This girl!
[14:35] Company head
    I'll kill you before you can use your magic!
SIGN    What is this?
[14:45] Company head
    I'm sinking!
SIGN    Wh-When did you cast the spell?
[14:51] Pauline
    Earlier, while I was praying.
[14:54] Pauline
    You don't have to say a
    spell aloud, you know.
[14:56] ---
    You can just think it in your head.
[14:58] Pauline
    Didn't you know that?
SIGN    Y-You can use shadow casting?
SIGN    That advanced technique where you don't chant the spell?
[15:05] Pauline
    Yes!
[15:08] Company head
    Oh, I stopped.
[15:12] Pauline
    Count your transgressions.
[15:24] Pauline
    Mother...
[15:26] Mother
    Pauline... It's all over.
[15:28] Pauline
    Yes.
[15:30] Pauline
    My lord count, thank you very much.
[15:34] Mother
    With this, my late husband can rest easy.
[15:37] Austien
    Gratitude is unnecessary.
    I knew of their evil deeds.
[15:40] Austien
    This just happened to be a good
    opportunity to pass judgment on them.
[15:44] Austien
    My true objective lies elsewhere.
[15:47] Austien
    When I first heard of these marriage
    talks from Viscount Boardman,
[15:50] Austien
    and learned that you were the other
    party involved, I began planning.
[15:55] Austien
    Meeting at the Hunter school...
[15:57] ---
    The progress of the Crimson Vow...
[15:59] Austien
    Your bonds are strong.
[16:01] ---
    And for that very reason, you would not
    fail to rescue a friend in dire straits.
[16:06] Austien
    Isn't that right, Mavis?
[16:08] Mavis
    I am a single flower blooming
    in the morning mist!
[16:11] Mavis
    Morning—
[16:12] Austien
    I am your father. You can't fool me.
[16:15] Mile
    To think someone could see
    through these perfect disguises.
[16:18] Reina
    Is this the bond between parent and child?
[16:21] Nano
    Thinking that these masks
    would work as a disguise...
[16:24] Nano
    You've all been completely Mile-sama-ified.
[16:28] Austien
    You're coming home, Mavis.
[16:30] Mavis
    Father...
[16:32] Mile
    Please, wait. Mavis-san is important
    to us as a teammate and a friend.
[16:36] Reina
    Don't just take her away with you!
[16:38] Austien
    This is a family matter.
[16:40] ---
    You have no say in it.
[16:42] Austien
    If you want to pretend to be a knight,
    I'll see you get some lessons.
[16:47] Austien
    Come back home.
[16:48] Mavis
    Father...
[16:52] Mavis
    No.
[16:54] Mavis
    The Crimson Vow is not a game.
[16:56] Mavis
    I want to become a true knight.
[16:59] Austien
    You don't even know what a knight
    really is, and you say such things...
[17:04] Austien
    Teach her how a sword should be used.
[17:05] knights
    Yes, sir!
[17:07] Knight A
    My lady!
[17:08] Knight B
    Please forgive us.
[17:09] Mavis
    Godspeed Sword! 1.2x speed!
[17:14] Austien
    What?
[17:16] Mavis
    With this, I'm sure you understand.
[17:18] Mavis
    The person I am now is not the person you knew.
[17:21] Mavis
    Everything is thanks to my master there.
[17:28] Mile
    Me?
[17:29] Austien
    She's your master?
[17:31] Mavis
    That's right, Father!
[17:33] Austien
    Interesting.
[17:34] Austien
    In that case, if she's stronger than me,
[17:37] ---
    I'll let you have your way for a while.
[17:40] Mavis
    What? Father, does that mean...
[17:47] Mile
    How did things turn out like this?
[17:49] Mavis
    I'm sorry, Mile!
[17:51] Austien
    Here I come!
[17:55] Mile
    He's fast.
[17:56] Reina
    Your dad seems pretty strong...
[17:58] Mavis
    It's because he's always going off to battle.
[18:01] Mavis
    My father's swordwork was forged on
    the battlefield, gained through real combat.
[18:09] Austien
    What's wrong? Is this all you've got?
[18:11] Mile
    Um, could I have a moment?
[18:13] Austien
    What is it?
[18:14] Mile
    It's a lot harder to move
    than I thought it would be.
[18:18] Mile
    And it's hard to see.
[18:20] Mile
    Okay! Here I come!
[18:23] Austien
    What?
[18:27] Mile
    Oh, you stopped me.
[18:28] Mile
    Then I'll go faster.
[18:32] Austien
    Her form is haphazard.
[18:34] Austien
    You can't call it swordwork,
    but she's got power and speed.
[18:38] Austien
    This strength... It's not human!
[18:41] Austien
    And yet!
[18:46] Austien
    Whoever you are, you will return Mavis to me!
[18:49] Mile
    Why do you go so far to oppose her?
[18:51] Austien
    Hunters can die at any moment!
[18:54] Austien
    You think I'd stand by and
    let Mavis become one of them?
[18:58] Austien
    I raised Mavis.
[19:00] Austien
    Dancing, singing,
    playing musical instruments...
[19:03] Austien
    She learned every skill she
    would need to enter society.
[19:05] ---
    I made her the perfect lady!
[19:08] Austien
    What does she have to be unhappy about?
[19:10] Mile
    Mavis-san doesn't want any of that!
[19:14] Austien
    Whether she wants it or not, I have
    decided that it will make Mavis happy!
[19:18] Mile
    That is an outdated way of thinking!
[19:25] Austien
    I knew it. You are no ordinary girl.
[19:27] Austien
    Are you a dwarf? A half-breed?
[19:30] Mile
    I'm just a normal, average human girl!
[19:33] Austien
    That's a lie!
[19:35] Mile
    It's the truth!
[19:42] Mile
    End of match.
[19:46] Austien
    A man does not go back on his word.
[19:48] Reina
    She did it!
[19:51] Mavis
    Father...
[19:54] Mavis
    For loving me, for taking care of me,
[19:58] ---
    I thank you from the bottom of my heart.
[20:01] Mavis
    But even so, I want to become a knight.
[20:04] Mavis
    A knight like you. No...
    A knight even greater than you.
[20:08] Mavis
    So, please—
[20:09] Austien
    Miss Master.
[20:11] Mile
    Huh? Oh, me?
[20:14] Austien
    Please take care of my daughter, Mavis.
[20:17] Mile
    Oh, I'm still not much
    good at anything, but...
[20:20] Mavis
    Father...
[20:23] Mavis
    Thank you!
[20:27] Girls
    Mavis!
[20:28] Mavis
    Guys! I'm looking forward to
    continuing to work together!
[20:31] Mile
    Am I Mavis-san's guardian now?
[20:37] Pauline
    Well, I'll be off now.
[20:38] Mother
    Take care of yourself.
[20:40] Alan
    Onee-chan, leave the company to me!
[20:42] Pauline
    I'm counting on you, Alan.
[20:48] Alan
    Work hard! You can do it!
[20:53] Austien
    Mavis...
[20:55] Austien
    Mavis!
[21:01] Austien
    Mavis! No, please don't go!
[21:05] Mile
    Mavis-san, your father really is chasing
    after us with everything he's got.
[21:09] Pauline
    The way you cry is exactly the same!
[21:11] Mavis
    Driver, please make the cart go faster!
[21:14] Austien
    Wait!
[21:17] Mile
    Don't you feel a little
    sorry for him, Mavis-san?
[21:21] Mavis
    He's fine. He did the same thing
    when I left for the Hunter school.
[21:24] Mavis
    So did my brothers. All of them together.
[21:26] Reina
    I see.
[21:28] Mile
    Pauline-san, are you sure
    you're okay with this?
[21:31] Reina
    You have to rebuild the company
    from scratch, don't you?
[21:34] Pauline
    As long as my mother's there,
    everything will be fine.
[21:36] Pauline
    And my little brother is going to take over.
[21:39] Mavis
    I know how it sounds coming from me,
[21:41] ---
    but isn't it lonely,
    being away from your family?
[21:43] Pauline
    I can come back anytime.
[21:46] Pauline
    And the Crimson Vow, all of you,
    to me you're already family.
[21:56] Pauline
    Thank you for coming to save me.
[21:59] Reina
    W-We're family, so... you shouldn't
    just go off on your own!
[22:03] Mile
    Reina-san, you sure you should
    be the one saying that?
[22:05] Reina
    No one asked you!
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    Average in the Next Life?!
[22:17] ---
    

E9 - Didn't I Say Wyvern Hunting?!

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[00:02] Mile
    Onii-chan! Drink my soup all up, okay?
[00:06] Mile
    Make it delicious! Make it delicious!
[00:12] Reina
    Here. Your roasted stone lizard.
[00:15] Reina
    A-And it's not like I made this
    especially for you or anything, got it?
[00:19] Reina
    But we don't want anything left over,
    so make sure you eat it all, okay?
[00:22] Customer B
    Yes, ma'am!
[00:24] Mavis
    Ladies, enjoy.
[00:26] Mavis
    It's hot, so please be careful.
[00:28] Customer C & D
    We will!
[00:31] Pauline
    Did you enjoy your meals, everyone?
[00:35] ---
    Yes!
[00:36] Pauline
    Here is your bill.
[00:42] Lenny
    One, two, three, four...
[00:46] Pauline
    Everyone worked so hard today!
[00:48] Mile
    There were tons of customers.
[00:50] Reina
    It's exhausting.
[00:52] Mavis
    I feel the same.
[00:53] Lenny
    We did it!
[00:55] Lenny
    Today's sales beat our previous record high!
[00:59] Girls
    Really?
[01:00] Lenny
    But we will not be satisfied with this!
[01:02] ---
    Tomorrow, we'll do our best to sell even more!
[01:05] Lenny
    Let's do it!
[01:07] Girls
    Stare...
[01:08] Lenny
    What? What is it?
[01:09] Lenny
    Are you unhappy about something?
[01:11] Reina
    Unhappy? You ask that after making
    us do those embarrassing—
[01:14] Mile
    Don't say it, Reina-san!
[01:16] Pauline
    Our contract with her says we can stay here
[01:19] ---
    for a reduced rate in exchange
    for serving customers.
[01:21] Mavis
    If we defy her now, it will
    only increase our rent.
[01:26] Reina
    It's nothing.
[01:28] Lenny
    I see.
[01:29] Lenny
    In that case, I'll be counting
    on all of you tomorrow, too!
[01:36] Lenny
    I win.
[01:38] Reina
    I lost.
[01:42] Mile
    We need to earn some money.
[01:43] Mavis
    Yes, we do.
[01:49] Mile
    A high-paying quest...
[01:50] Reina
    A high-paying quest!
[01:51] Mavis
    A high-paying...
[01:52] Pauline
    ...quest!
[01:54] Girls
    There! Wyvern hunting!
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    Average in the Next Life?!
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SIGN    Didn't I Say Wyvern Hunting?!
[03:37] Reina
    The wyvern hunt! We'll do it!
[03:39] Receptionist
    It would be better not to.
[03:41] Reina
    Huh?
[03:42] Mile
    You're turning us away before we've even tried?
[03:45] Reina
    You're saying we can't beat it?
[03:47] Receptionist
    Not at all. I don't think it will be
    an issue, in terms of fighting ability.
[03:51] Receptionist
    The Crimson Vow has three mages,
    all of whom can use powerful attack magic.
[03:57] Receptionist
    I'm sure that you would be able to
    deal damage even to a flying wyvern.
[04:02] Wyvern
    Gyaass!
[04:03] Reina
    In that case, it'll be easy!
[04:05] Pauline
    We'll get 30 gold pieces.
[04:07] Receptionist
    The thing is, it runs away.
[04:09] Girls
    Huh?
[04:10] Receptionist
    After suffering a certain amount of damage,
     wyverns retreat to their dens.
[04:16] Mavis
    That's cowardly!
[04:17] Receptionist
    They are wild animals, so outside
    of extreme circumstances,
[04:21] ---
    they won't fight to the death.
[04:23] Mile
    But if they run, all we
    have to do is chase them...
[04:25] Receptionist
    Unless you can fly through
    the sky, it's not possible.
[04:28] Receptionist
    Additionally, a wyvern's territory is
    said to be tens of kilometers wide,
[04:32] ---
    so finding its den is impossible.
[04:36] Receptionist
    And this is the real problem...
[04:38] Girls
    Huh?
[04:39] Pauline
    There's more?
[04:41] Receptionist
    Wyverns can remember people's faces.
[04:44] Girls
    What?
[04:46] Receptionist
    If it's fought someone and gotten beat up,
[04:49] ---
    it won't go near that person again.
[04:52] Mile
    But that means...
[04:53] Reina
    You mean we only have one
    chance when fighting a wyvern?
[04:57] Receptionist
    Exactly.
[04:58] Girls
    What?
[04:59] Receptionist
    In the past, many Hunters have gathered
    the best equipment money can buy
[05:04] ---
    and attempted this quest.
[05:06] Receptionist
    But not a single one succeeded.
[05:09] Receptionist
    All they received were
    wounds from their battle,
[05:11] ---
    huge bills, and the quest's
    penalty for breach of contract.
[05:16] Receptionist
    In short, the only ones who try this
    quest are idiots, rookies, or heroes.
[05:23] Girls
    Then we'll take it!
[05:24] Receptionist
    Wha? Did you hear what I just said?
[05:27] Mile
    Of course!
[05:28] Pauline
    Thirty gold pieces is too juicy to pass up!
[05:30] Mavis
    A wyvern may be only a subspecies,
    but it is a dragon-type monster.
[05:34] Mavis
    If we beat it, we can call
    ourselves dragon slayers!
[05:37] Reina
    What we're saying is that we're...
[05:39] Mile
    idiots, rookies, and heroes.
[05:42] Mile
    Hey! Reina-san!
[05:44] Mile
    Did you just point at me
    when you said "idiots"?
[05:47] Reina
    No.
[05:49] Mile
    Are you sure?
[05:50] Receptionist
    I understand.
[05:52] Receptionist
    We'll leave the wyvern hunting quest to you.
[05:56] Receptionist
    However...
[05:57] Receptionist
    Please, be very careful.
[05:59] Girls
    We will!
[06:07] Village head
    You girls are the Hunters?
[06:09] Mile
    Yes! We are...
[06:11] Reina
    Hunters from the royal capital...
[06:12] Mavis
    The Crimson Vow!
[06:13] Pauline
    At your service!
[06:14] Village head
    I'm requesting a change.
[06:15] Girls
    Why?
[06:17] Village head
    It's too much for you girls.
[06:19] ---
    Go ahead and collect some of the medicinal
    herbs around here and head back.
[06:22] Mile
    We came to hunt the wyvern.
[06:25] Pauline
    Here's the receipt for the quest!
[06:29] Village head
    Looks like you're serious about this...
[06:34] Village head
    The thing showed up about two months ago.
[06:36] Village head
    It's made the forest its territory,
    and about once every ten days,
[06:40] Village head
    it steals livestock from the village.
[06:44] Village head
    And it's not just Hunters.
[06:46] ---
    The local lord attempted to subdue it, too.
[06:49] Village head
    None of his men were able to defeat it.
[06:53] Village head
    So how are you girls planning to fight it?
[06:57] Mile
    Leave it to us!
[06:58] Mile
    We have a secret plan!
[07:04] Mavis
    He really is a good village head,
    giving us a cow to lure the wyvern here.
[07:09] Reina
    Isn't it just because having it learn what
    humans taste like would cause more problems?
[07:13] Pauline
    That seems plausible.
[07:15] Mile
    But I feel sorry for the poor cow
     who's going to get eaten.
[07:18] Mile
    Little cow, we'll protect you, okay?
[07:26] Pauline
    It's all right. There, there.
[07:30] Mile
    Even the cow...
[07:31] Mavis
    Oh! Looks like it's here!
[07:37] Wyvern
    Gyaass!
[07:39] Reina
    The time has come.
[07:40] Mile
    Huh? Does that wyvern look
    like it's got something?
[07:43] Mavis
    A calf, maybe? Do you think it's
    already attacked another village?
[07:46] Reina
    If that's true, it might not come this way.
[07:49] Wyvern
    Gyaass!
[07:50] Pauline
    It's not a calf, it's a log, isn't it?
[07:56] Mile
    Run!
[08:01] Mile
    A bombing run? That wyvern's good.
[08:04] Mile
    But if it thinks we're the same as the other
    groups that came hunting it, it'll regret it!
[08:09] Reina
    But it's completely out of range
    of a magic attack. What do we do?
[08:13] Mile
    If it won't reach, we just
     have to make it reach.
[08:16] Mile
    Reina-san! Start casting!
[08:18] Reina
    That means you've got
    something in mind, right?
[08:21] Reina
    All right. I'm counting on you.
[08:22] Mile
    You've got it!
[08:24] Reina
    Blaze brightly, righteous fires of Hell!
[08:28] Reina
    Huh?
[08:29] Mile
    Here we go!
[08:30] Mile
    Thunderbird 1, go! Swing-by!
[08:33] Reina
    Huh? Huh? Huh?
[08:34] Reina
    Huh? Huh? Huh? Huh?
[08:37] Mile
    Take this magical Reina Gun!
[08:44] Mile
    Reina-san! You're supposed to attack!
[08:49] Reina
    Huh?
[08:53] Mile
    Updraft!
[08:54] Mile
    Help Reina-san land safely.
[09:08] Mile
    Unit 1 seems to have failed.
[09:10] Pauline
    Huh?
[09:11] Mile
    Now then, Unit 2, Pauline-san. Shall we?
[09:15] Mile
    This move will be called
    "Pauline the Shredder"!
[09:25] Mavis
    M-Mile! I'll be Unit 2!
[09:28] Pauline
    Mavis...
[09:29] Mavis
    I'll race through the skies
    and cut down a dragon!
[09:31] Mavis
    There couldn't be a battle
    more exciting than this!
[09:34] Mavis
    Please, let me do it!
[09:35] Mile
    All right.
[09:37] Pauline
    Mavis, I'm so sorry...
[09:39] Mavis
    It's nothing.
[09:42] Mile
    Here we go, Mavis-san.
[09:44] Mavis
    I'm ready whenever!
[09:46] Mile
    Thunderbird 2, go! Ready to launch!
[09:49] Mile
    Equipped: one weapon, sword!
[09:53] Mile
    Swing-by!
[09:56] Mile
    Mavis Cutter!
[10:00] Mavis
    Sky Sword!
[10:04] Mavis
    No good.
[10:07] Mavis
    A draw?
[10:09] Mavis
    I still have a long ways to go...
[10:13] Mile
    Updraft!
[10:22] Mile
    We have to strike faster, with more accuracy.
[10:25] Mile
    Unit 3, Pauline-san!
[10:27] Mile
    Huh?
[10:28] Mile
    Pauline-san?
[10:30] Mile
    Pauline-san?
[10:32] Mile
    It's time for Pauline the Shredder!
[10:35] Pauline
    Oh!
[10:36] Pauline
    Reina!
[10:37] Reina
    Don't come any closer!
[10:39] Reina
    Stay back! I'm begging you!
[10:42] Pauline
    Bathing magic and laundry magic?
[10:46] Reina
    It's because the wyvern was
    all wyverny with the wyvern's...
[10:55] Pauline
    I'll heat up some more hot water.
[10:58] Reina
    Thank you.
[11:01] Reina
    Honestly, that Mile! If she's gonna do
    something like that, she should tell us first!
[11:05] Pauline
    Th-That's true...
[11:07] Reina
    Mile! You...
[11:09] Mile
    The enemy's right above us!
[11:11] Reina
    Huh?
[11:14] Mile
    Take that!
[11:15] Mile
    Please! Hit it!
[11:18] Mile
    Yes!
[11:21] Mile
    That hurts, Reina-san!
    Are you angry or something?
[11:25] Reina
    Of course I am! What the heck was
    that Thunderbird or whatever?
[11:29] Mile
    It was a revolutionary anti-aircraft
     tactic designed to
[11:31] ---
    quickly increase the range
     of a magical attack—Ow!
[11:34] Mile
    Ow! Ow! I said that hurts!
[11:37] Mile
    If we don't do something like that,
    our magic won't reach it, right?
[11:41] Mile
    We have the chance to hunt a wyvern!
     I don't want to fail!
[11:44] Pauline
    Mile-chan!
[11:55] Reina
    Hey, Pauline! You were thinking
    something weird just now, weren't you?
[11:59] Mile
    Those eyes... They tell me everything.
[12:01] Reina
    Huh?
[12:02] Mile
    Let's go, Thunderbird 3!
[12:04] Pauline
    Okay!
[12:06] Wyvern
    Gyaass!
[12:09] Wyvern
    Gyaass!
[12:11] Reina
    You're really doing this?
[12:13] Pauline
    Yes.
[12:14] Mile
    Here we go, Pauline-san.
[12:15] Pauline
    Whenever you're ready.
[12:16] Mile
    Thunderbird 3, ready to launch!
[12:20] Mile
    Up until now, I've been taking into
    account the range of a sword or spell,
[12:22] ---
    and throwing slightly off target.
[12:25] Mile
    But I'm not going easy on it anymore.
    I'm aiming straight for its body!
[12:28] Pauline
    What?
[12:31] Mile
    Thunderbirds are go!
[12:33] Mile
    Flying Pauline!
[12:36] Mile
    Now, Pauline-san! Your magic!
[12:39] Reina
    Something's not right!
[12:41] Reina
    I think she passed out!
[12:43] Mile
    Oh no! Lattice Energy Barrier!
[12:49] Wyvern
    Gyaass!
[12:54] Wyvern
    Gyaass!
[12:55] Mile
    Boss! There's a wyvern falling from the sky!
[12:57] Reina
    Who're you calling "boss"?
[12:59] Reina
    Forget that. Just hurry up and save Pauline!
[13:01] Mile
    You got it, boss!
[13:02] Mile
    Updraft!
[13:09] Mile
    Pauline-san! You did it!
[13:13] Mile
    It seems it can't fly yet
    because of the damage.
[13:16] Mile
    A wyvern that can't fly is just a wyvern!
[13:18] Reina
    It's a wyvern either way then!
[13:20] Mile
    Oh, you're right, boss!
[13:22] Reina
    Stop calling me "boss"!
[13:24] Mile
    Now, let's deal the finishing blow.
[13:26] Girls
    Yeah!
[13:27] Wyvern
    Gyaass!
[13:33] Pauline
    Kyaa!
[13:36] Reina
    Kyaa!
[13:42] Mile
    Is this a kamikaze spell?
[13:44] Mavis
    Then I will take it on!
[13:49] Mavis
    Huh?
[13:50] Mavis
    Oh no!
[13:52] Mile
    And it's mastered the Stomach Rumble, too!
     It's really something else.
[13:55] Reina
    Enough of that already!
[13:58] Mile
    Now we're up.
[13:59] Mile
    My turn. Draw!
[14:03] Mile
    Carbon Nanotube Net!
[14:05] Wyvern
    Gyaass!
[14:07] Reina
    Karbo... What?
[14:09] Mile
    Carbon Nanotube.
[14:11] Mile
    I thought this might happen, so I made
    it in advance. It's a super-strong net.
[14:18] Mile
    Now it's time for the climax.
[14:20] Reina
    You gave us quite a bit of trouble.
[14:22] Pauline
    We can't let a single scale go to waste.
[14:25] Mavis
    This is where it starts.
    The legend of us as dragon slayers!
[14:30] Girls
    Prepare yourself!
[14:33] Boone-Clift
    Wait, please!
[14:34] Girls
    Huh?
[14:35] Boone-Clift
    Please don't kill this wyvern.
[14:37] Girls
    What?
[14:45] Boone-Clift
    Don't!
[14:48] Reina
    So, who are you?
[14:50] Boone-Clift
    I am Booneclift, the man who
    was once this wyvern's master.
[14:54] Girls
    Huh?
[14:55] Pauline
    Master?
[14:57] Mavis
    What do you mean?
[14:59] Boone-Clift
    It was back when I was a boy...
[15:02] Boone-Clift
    One day, I found an injured lizard.
[15:08] Boone-Clift
    And as I was renowned for my kindness, I...
[15:11] Mile
    Should you say that about yourself?
[15:12] ---
    Also, there's no way it
    looked like a normal lizard.
[15:15] Boone-Clift
    I just couldn't abandon that lizard.
[15:23] Mile
    I think we can already
    tell how this will end...
[15:27] Boone-Clift
    I decided to take care of it,
    just until it healed, but...
[15:31] Mile
    It's already clear where this is going.
[15:36] Boone-Clift
    What I had taken in was no
    ordinary lizard! It was a wyvern!
[15:40] Mile
    See? I knew it!
[15:42] Boone-Clift
    But by that time, we'd already grown close.
[15:45] Boone-Clift
    He was like a brother to me.
[15:50] Boone-Clift
    But my parents wouldn't allow me to keep him.
[15:53] Reina
    Of course they wouldn't!
[15:54] Boone-Clift
    So we had to say goodbye.
[15:58] Mile
    Saying goodbye to... the wyvern.
[16:08] (Flashback) Young Boone-Clift
    Farewell! Live a good life!
[16:12] (Flashback) Young Boone-Clift
    Farewell! Farewell!
[16:23] Mile
    I cried, as I knew I would, and filled with
    unbearable feelings, I left that place.
[16:29] Reina
    What are you two doing?
[16:32] Mile
    So this wyvern, Rascal is...
[16:34] Boone-Clift
    He's called Lobreth.
    Don't just go giving him names.
[16:38] Mile
    Then, that Gyaos bird is...
[16:40] Boone-Clift
    It's Lobreth! And he isn't a bird.
[16:42] Mile
    Then that Ropross is...
[16:44] Boone-Clift
    It's Lobreth!
[16:48] Mile
    Rop—!
[16:49] Boone-Clift
    Lob—!
[16:50] Mile
    —ross!
[16:51] Boone-Clift
    —reth!
[16:54] Mile
    Rop!
[16:54] Boone-Clift
    Lob!
[16:55] Mile
    —ross!
[16:55] Boone-Clift
    —reth!
[16:56] Mile
    Ropross!
[16:57] Boone-Clift
    Lobreth!
[16:57] Mile
    Rop—
[16:58] Reina
    Stop it already!
[16:59] Reina
    And you! Stop letting an idiot's
    provocations get to you!
[17:01] Reina
    His name doesn't matter!
[17:03] Mile
    Given the situation,
    his name's gotta be Rascal,
[17:07] ---
    and it screams "gyaa,"
    so it's like Gyaos, but...
[17:09] Mile
    He keeps using the name "Lobreth,"
     which doesn't capture any of it, so I...
[17:13] Reina
    Is this the mouth? The mouth
    that just won't stop arguing?
[17:16] Mile
    I'm really sorry, boss.
[17:18] Pauline
    At a glance, that wyvern does
    seem to be attached to you,
[17:22] ---
    but what proof do you have
    that it's actually your pet?
[17:25] Pauline
    We came here after receiving an
    official request from the Guild.
[17:28] Mavis
    That's right.
[17:29] Mavis
    We don't treat one wyvern any
    differently than another.
[17:32] Boone-Clift
    If that's the case, I can prove it. Watch.
[17:36] Boone-Clift
    O ether, tremble and quake at my will...
[17:39] Boone-Clift
    Sonic Breath!
[17:43] Mile
    The Stomach Rumble skill!
[17:45] Boone-Clift
    It's Sonic Breath! Don't just
    give it whatever name you want!
[17:49] Boone-Clift
    What is wrong with this girl?
    You need to keep her in check, boss.
[17:52] Reina
    I'm not the boss!
[17:54] Boone-Clift
    This magic is an original spell of mine.
[17:57] ---
    The only ones who can use
    it are me and Lobreth.
[17:59] Pauline
    It does seem to be true.
[18:02] Mavis
    Aw, man. And we went to all
    the trouble of catching it.
[18:05] Boone-Clift
    I know I've done something unpardonable.
[18:08] Boone-Clift
    And, after all that's passed, I realize
    I'm only serving my own needs.
[18:11] Boone-Clift
    Still, I want to be with you.
[18:14] ---
    Won't you come back, Ropross?
[18:19] Boone-Clift
    Oh! Lobreth! Lobreth.
[18:21] Boone-Clift
    You said it so many times,
    you made me say it wrong!
[18:24] Mile
    From now on, your nickname
    will be Baffled II!
[18:27] Boone-Clift
    What kind of nickname is that?
     Don't call me that!
[18:31] Boone-Clift
    Lobreth...
[18:34] Boone-Clift
    Though I tossed you aside,
    you will forgive me?
[18:38] Boone-Clift
    Thank you.
[18:40] Boone-Clift
    Starting now, we'll always be together!
[18:43] Young Boone-Clift
    We'll always be together!
[18:46] Mile
    What a beautiful story.
[18:48] Reina
    I have this feeling the moment's
    pretty much been ruined because of you.
[18:54] Reina
    Looks like it isn't
    "happily ever after" quite yet.
[18:59] Village head
    We understand the situation.
[19:01] Village head
    But our village has suffered
    losses which are not insignificant.
[19:04] Village head
    We can't simply agree to this.
[19:08] Boone-Clift
    I'll make sure you're taken care of.
[19:13] Village head
    Allow me to express my
     heartfelt congratulations
[19:15] ---
    at your reunion with your long-lost friend.
[19:18] Boone-Clift
    And I promise you as well, I will
    not leave you with a loss from this.
[19:22] Mile
    Um... Booneclift-san, who are you exactly?
[19:26] Boone-Clift
    Me? I am...
[19:30] Mile
    Who'd have imagined that
    Booneclift-san was a royal mage?
[19:34] Reina
    He said he wanted to keep
    a wyvern for a pet,
[19:37] ---
    so I thought he had to be someone important,
     but it was still a surprise!
[19:40] Mavis
    And since he reported to the Guild
    that we'd captured the wyvern,
[19:44] ---
    the quest counts as completed.
[19:45] Mavis
    With this, we're officially
    dragon slayers, right?
[19:48] Pauline
    Since we also developed a
    relationship with a royal mage,
[19:51] ---
    this quest was an unmitigated success!
[19:56] Pauline
    Now, about the use of this money...
[19:59] Pauline
    Shall we proceed along the
    lines of our initial plan?
[20:02] Mavis
    Of course!
[20:03] Reina
    That's why we worked so hard, right?
[20:05] Mile
    The time has come to
    fulfill our dearest wish!
[20:08] Pauline
    In that case, we'll start our plan now!
[20:10] Girls
    Yeah!
[20:11] Lenny
    What? You're leaving our inn?
[20:14] Girls
    Yup!
[20:15] Lenny
    B-B-B-B-But why?
[20:17] Reina
    My! You mean you don't know?
[20:19] Pauline
    In order to reduce our rent, we've helped
     bring in customers and serve them,
[20:26] Pauline
    but we no longer have the need to do that.
[20:28] Mavis
    After all, we're Hunters,
    not restaurant servers.
[20:32] Lenny
    Th-Th-Then you could just stay
    here at the regular rate!
[20:36] Mile
    Huh? We can do that?
[20:37] Mavis
    That would be all right.
[20:39] Reina
    No, it's not! The "regular rate"
    is what everyone gets charged!
[20:43] Girls
    Huh?
[20:43] Lenny
    Tch...
[20:44] Pauline
    We were actually talking about
    moving somewhere that had a bath.
[20:49] Lenny
    A bath?
[20:50] Pauline
    There isn't one here, right?
[20:54] Reina
    We win.
[20:55] Lenny
    I lost.
[20:57] Mile
    That's why we wanted to discuss
    something with you, Lenny-chan.
[21:01] Lenny
    Discuss... something?
[21:05] Pauline
    Mile, this bath you built
    has a very unusual design.
[21:10] Mavis
    I've never seen the
    mountain in this painting.
[21:12] Mavis
    What mountain is it?
SIGN    Keroron
[21:13] Reina
    The writing in here... What country is it from?
[21:16] Mile
    Huh? Uh, well... It's...
[21:18] Girls
    A secret family technique?
[21:20] Mile
    Yes, yes, yes, yes, yes...
[21:21] Pauline
    Well, our savings have decreased,
    but I'm glad we built this.
[21:25] Reina
    That's true.
[21:27] Mavis
    Having a bath after completing
    a quest is the best!
[21:30] Mile
    It really is...
[21:32] Lenny
    Excuse me!
[21:34] Lenny
    Is it really okay for me to join you?
[21:37] Mile
    Of course it is, Lenny-chan!
[21:39] Reina
    A ten-year-old kid's got
    no reason to hold back.
[21:41] Lenny
    All right!
[21:47] Girls
    What?
[21:49] Pauline
    Apparently, the etiquette is
    to use the buckets there
[21:52] ---
    to pour hot water over
    yourself before getting in.
[21:54] Lenny
    Oh, I see.
[21:56] Lenny
    Oh, this feels amazing. Baths really are nice.
[21:59] Pauline
    We can make hot water with magic,
[22:01] ---
    so when we're here,
    you can have a bath any time.
[22:04] Lenny
    Really? Yay!
[22:07] Girls
    We lost!
SIGN    Didn't I Say to Make My Abilities
    Average in the Next Life?!
[22:19] ---
    

E10 - Didn't I Say Surprises Should Be Kept Secret!?

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[00:11] Crowd
    Lenny-chan, happy birthday!
[00:17] Lenny
    Thank you so much everyone! Thank you!
[00:20] Mile
    Here, this is for you.
[00:23] Mile
    It's a birthday present
    from us, the Crimson Vow.
[00:27] Lenny
    Thank you! This makes me so happy!
[00:30] Lenny
    I wonder what it could be.
    I wonder what it could be!
[00:36] Mile
    I tried to express your cuteness
    just as it is, Lenny-chan.
[00:40] Mavis
    Only you could do this, Mile. Your carving
    skills are as amazing as ever.
[00:44] Mavis
    But...
[00:46] Pauline
    This one area seems to have
    been slightly exaggerated.
[00:49] Mile
    That's...!
[00:50] Mile
    It's not like I'm envious or jealous,
[00:52] Mile
    or wishing I was that type, too...
[00:55] Mile
    I'm not thinking any of that at all!
[01:04] Person A
    Lenny-chan, it seems like you've gotten used
    to your role as the face of this inn.
[01:09] Person B
    Us old guys'll keep being your fans,
    so keep up the good work, okay?
[01:13] Lenny
    Thank you!
[01:15] Reina
    That Lenny... She looks like she's having fun.
[01:18] Mile
    Birthdays really are fun, aren't they?
[01:21] Mile
    Oh... Now I've started remembering what
    it was like back at the academy.
[01:26] Reina
    The Academy?
[01:28] Mavis
    You mean the Eckland Academy
    you mentioned before?
[01:31] Mile
    Yes.
SIGN    Didn't I Say to Make My Abilities
    Average in the Next Life?!
SIGN    Episode 10
SIGN    Didn't I Say Surprises Should Be Kept Secret?!
[03:16] (Flashback) Mile
    It's amazing!
[03:18] (Flashback) Mile
    I'm so sorry you went to all this
    trouble just to celebrate my birthday.
[03:22] (Flashback) Marcela
    Of course we'd do this, Adele-san.
[03:24] (Flashback) Monika
    We borrowed the dormitory
    kitchen to make all of this.
[03:27] (Flashback) Monika
    I hope it tastes good.
[03:31] (Flashback) Aureana
    Marcela-sama was so excited about everything!
[03:34] (Flashback) Monika
    Yes, she was!
[03:35] (Flashback) Marcela
    What? Monika-san! Aureana-san!
[03:37] (Flashback) Marcela
    I w-wouldn't say I was especially
    excited or anything.
[03:49] (Flashback) Aureana
    What's wrong, Adele-chan?
[03:50] (Flashback) Monika
    Are you laughing?
[03:52] (Flashback) Monika
    Did we say something amusing?
[03:56] (Flashback) Mile
    I'm not laughing! I'm so moved, I'm crying!
[03:59] (Flashback) Mile
    I mean... This is the first time for me.
[04:02] (Flashback) Mile
    Having friends who would celebrate
    my birthday with me is just...
[04:10] (Flashback) Monika
    Oh, Adele... You shouldn't
    cry over something like this.
[04:14] (Flashback) Aureana
    That's right. Of course
    we'd celebrate with you.
[04:17] (Flashback) Marcela
    After all, we are friends.
[04:21] (Flashback) Mile
    Everyone...
[04:26] (Flashback) Girls
    Happy birthday, Adele-san!
[04:29] (Flashback) Mile
    Thank you!
[04:33] Mile
    ...is how it happened.
[04:35] Mile
    We all ate cake together.
[04:37] Mile
    Oh!
[04:38] Mile
    That Marcela-san put whipped
    cream on the end of her nose!
[04:42] Mile
    We just couldn't stop laughing!
[04:47] Reina
    Really. Is that so.
[04:49] Mile
    It really was such a fun birthday.
[04:53] Mile
    I wonder if everyone's doing okay.
SIGN    Baths
[04:58] Reina
    I don't like it.
[05:01] Reina
    What do you mean, "cream
    on the end of her nose"?
[05:03] ---
    What do you mean, "we couldn't stop laughing"?
[05:06] Reina
    And getting all giddy over it like that...
[05:07] Reina
    That Mile!
[05:10] Mile
    I can't eat any more...
[05:14] Pauline
    Oh, Reina. Are you jealous?
[05:16] Reina
    N-No, I'm not!
[05:18] Reina
    Whatever happened in the past,
[05:19] ---
    Mile is officially one of us now!
    Part of the Crimson Vow!
[05:23] Reina
    I'm not getting beat by some
    friends in her memories.
[05:26] Reina
    Th-This is just a sense of rivalry! Rivalry!
[05:29] Pauline
    Society does tend to call
    that "jealousy," though.
[05:33] Reina
    Oh, honestly!
[05:34] Reina
    Why isn't today Mile's birthday?
[05:38] Reina
    If it were, then we could've given
    her a party that was just as fun!
[05:42] Pauline
    Today is Lenny-chan's birthday, right?
[05:44] Mavis
    You don't ask for much, do you?
[05:46] Mavis
    I guess, though, even if
    it's not her birthday,
[05:48] ---
    if it were some kind of anniversary,
    we could celebrate that, but...
[05:55] Pauline
    It is an anniversary!
[05:57] Girls
    Huh?
[05:58] Pauline
    It's been nearly two hundred days since
    we met Mile at the Hunter Prep School!
[06:05] Reina
    That's it!
[06:08] Mile
    What?
[06:09] Mile
    You're going to celebrate the
    anniversary of two hundred days
[06:12] ---
    since we met at the Hunter
    Prep School with me?
[06:14] Reina
    Of course we will, Mile.
    It's your anniversary, after all.
[06:20] Mile
    This is the best, Reina-san!
[06:22] Mile
    I'm so glad I joined the Crimson Vow!
[06:30] Reina
    This'll work! It'll make Mile
    super happy! I'm sure of it!
[06:36] Mavis
    She seems to be getting
    excited all on her own over there.
[06:39] Pauline
    But Reina's right.
[06:41] ---
    I'm sure that if we do this for her,
    it will make Mile-chan very happy.
[06:45] Mavis
    Yes, I suppose that's true.
[06:49] Reina
    Now it's decided!
    It's time to make it happen!
[06:51] Girls
    Yeah!
[06:58] Mile
    Let's see, let's see...
    What kind of work is there today?
[07:01] Mile
    What about this one? Hmm...
[07:04] Mile
    This one is... not so great.
[07:08] Mile
    Are there any quests that stand out?
[07:11] Mile
    Which one should we make our next job, guys?
[07:15] Reina
    Oh! Sorry, I have something
    I need to do, so...
[07:18] Pauline
    That's right. I have some minor
    things to take care of today.
[07:22] Mavis
    And I... I haven't done thorough
    maintenance on my sword in a long time,
[07:26] ---
    so I have to do that.
[07:27] Mavis
    Yup!
[07:32] Mile
    Guys?
[07:35] Reina
    Fireball!
[07:39] Pauline
    Wind Storm!
[07:43] Mavis
    Godspeed sword! 1.3x speed!
[07:49] Mavis
    That was a little tougher than usual.
[07:51] Mavis
    If Mile were here, a rock lizard
     would be an easy catch.
[07:54] Reina
    What are you talking about?
[07:56] ---
    If we don't earn the money ourselves,
    there's no point, right?
[07:59] Reina
    Celebrations mean presents!
[08:01] Reina
    That's why we've thoroughly investigated
    exactly what Mile wants!
[08:06] (Flashback) Mile
    Oh, I like that! It's so pretty!
[08:11] (Flashback) ---
    I wish I could have it!
[08:19] Pauline
    But for her to want an expensive
    accessory like that, of all things...
[08:24] Pauline
    It's way over budget.
[08:26] Mavis
    It just means Mile's like
    any other girl that way.
[08:30] Mavis
    Though she isn't normal in any other way.
[08:33] Reina
    Okay! On to the next quest!
[08:35] Reina
    We're gonna earn a ton and surprise Mile!
SIGN    The Next Day
[08:41] Mile
    Um, Reina-san, about work today...
[08:44] Reina
    Sorry, I've got other plans today, too.
[08:46] Mile
    Huh?
[08:47] Mile
    Pauline-san!
[08:48] Pauline
    I'm sorry, Mile-chan. I've got something, too.
[08:53] Mavis
    Oh, right! I have to do some
    maintenance on my sword!
[08:56] Mile
    Mavis-san! You just did maintenance
    on your sword yesterday!
[08:59] Mavis
    Oh! Busy, busy!
[09:04] Mile
    Very suspicious...
[09:05] Mile
    Honestly! Sudden business!
    Minor matters! Sword maintenance!
[09:08] ---
    Lately, everyone's been going off somewhere!
[09:11] Mile
    Do they not need me anymore?
[09:12] ---
    Are they leaving me out?
[09:13] ---
    Am I going back to being all alone?
[09:16] Nano
    If it bothers you so much,
    why don't you look into what they're doing?
[09:19] Nano
    You can use that detection
    magic you excel at.
[09:21] Mile
    Oh, right!
[09:23] Mile
    For Mile's Devil Ears hear all!
[09:25] Mile
    But...
[09:26] Mile
    I can't do that. It'd be
    a violation of privacy.
[09:29] Nano
    You do seem to be very honest
    in these sorts of situations.
[09:32] Nano
    You don't have any idea at
    all what might be going on?
[09:35] Nano
    A reason they might be leaving you out.
[09:38] Mile
    How would I have any idea wha—
[09:40] Mile
    Could it be...
[10:01] (Flashback) Mile
    Yummy!
[10:02] Mile
    Pauline-san found out I've been
    snacking on the sweets she hid?
[10:12] (Flashback) Mile
    Okay!
[10:14] (Flashback) Mile
    Whoops! Little too soon
    to wake up there, baby.
[10:18] (Flashback) Mile
    No one's won this contest yet!
[10:20] Mile
    Or maybe Reina-san's realized I've
    been measuring her chest
[10:22] ---
    while she's sleeping, then feeling relieved?
[10:35] (Flashback) Mile
    Her art is the best!
[10:37] Mile
    It couldn't be that Mavis-san knows I've
    been secretly reading her picture diary?
[10:41] Nano
    You're guilty of quite a bit,
     aren't you, Mile-sama?
[10:44] Mile
    What do I do? At this rate, I'll...
[10:50] Reina
    Don't hit the face.
[10:51] Reina
    Go for the body.
[10:53] Pauline
    Gotcha, boss.
[10:55] Pauline
    Hey! Whaddaya think you're lookin' at?
     You think you're better than us?
[10:58] Mile
    Wh-What have I done?
[11:01] Mile
    I haven't done anything to make you angry...
[11:04] Mile
    Oh! I just need to jump, right? I'll jump.
[11:10] Mile
    You see? I don't have any money.
[11:14] Mavis
    We've never liked you.
[11:16] Mavis
    Going around, acting like an honors student...
    Who d'you think you are?
[11:19] Reina
    Don't go getting cocky just 'cuz you're
    the only one who's got a previous life!
[11:23] Girls
    Don't get cocky!
[11:24] Reina
    Let's go.
[11:29] Mile
    Why is this happening to me?
[11:32] Mile
    O God! I can't see your face for the tears!
[11:38] Nano
    What a handful.
[11:40] Nano
    Then why don't you just
    go and ask them directly?
[11:49] Mile
    How am I supposed to ask them anything?
[11:51] Mile
    I can't just say, "Hey guys!
    Why are you leaving me out?"
[11:56] Reina
    What is this strange sense of tension?
[11:59] Mavis
    This is why I'm no good with secrets.
[12:02] Pauline
    We just need to hang in there until next week.
[12:04] Pauline
    We have to stay strong until we
    have enough money for her present!
[12:09] Mile
    U-Um!
[12:14] Mile
    Uh... The weather was nice today, wasn't it?
[12:18] Reina
    Y-Yes, it was. Very nice weather.
[12:27] Lenny
    Thank you for your patronage!
[12:29] Lenny
    Hope you come to see us again soon!
[12:33] Mile
    Hey! Hey, Lenny-chan!
[12:34] Mile
    Have Reina-san or the others
    said anything about me?
[12:38] Lenny
    Reina-san or the others? About you, Mile-san?
[12:42] Mile
    Yes!
[12:43] Mile
    If you tell me, I promise
    I won't say anything, Lenny-chan.
[12:46] Mile
    Complaints, insults,
    or anything else! Just tell me!
[12:50] Mile
    Please?
[12:50] Lenny
    Complaints?
[12:52] Lenny
    I haven't heard anything...
[12:55] Lenny
    What should I do?
[12:57] Lenny
    They made me swear not to say anything,
    no matter what Mile-san asked.
[13:02] Mile
    Oh! Do you not want to say
    because you feel bad for me?
[13:05] Mile
    Don't worry! I'm fine!
[13:07] Mile
    Despite how I look,
    I'm pretty strong emotionally.
[13:09] Lenny
    That's a lie. She doesn't
    seem like that type at all!
[13:14] Mile
    Bring it on!
[13:16] Lenny
    What are you saying?
[13:17] Lenny
    I wouldn't hide things from you, would I?
[13:23] Lenny
    Well... I'll just be going now.
[13:26] Mile
    Lenny-chan, we've been friends since before
    I went to the Hunter School, right?
[13:30] Mile
    And I was the one who said we should
    make this our base after graduation.
[13:34] Mile
    I was the one who taught everyone how
    to behave while working in a maid café.
[13:37] Mile
    And the baths!
[13:38] Mile
    We could have just moved to a different inn,
[13:40] Mile
    but I convinced everyone
    that we should build baths
[13:43] ---
    at this inn with our earnings
    from working as the Crimson Vow!
[13:46] Mile
    Pauline-san is so opinionated about money.
[13:48] ---
    Do you have any idea how hard that was?
[13:50] Lenny
    No!
[13:51] Lenny
    I'm sorry! I'm busy with work!
[13:55] Mile
    Even Lenny-chan is...
[13:56] Nano
    Mile-sama, what on earth are you doing?
[14:00] Mile
    Oh! Could it be...
SIGN    Crimson Vow
SIGN    New Member Announcement
[14:03] Lenny
    I'm the Crimson Vow's new member, Lenny!
[14:06] Lenny
    I'm still a novice Hunter,
    but I hope for your support!
[14:13] Pauline
    There you have it. Thank you for
    your service thus far, Mile-chan.
[14:16] Mile
    What?
[14:17] Mavis
    Congratulations.
[14:18] ---
    Starting today, you're an average girl,
     just like you always wanted.
[14:22] Mile
    W-Wait! Why am I suddenly
    graduating from the group?
[14:26] Mile
    Even adding Lenny-chan, couldn't we
     just work as a group of five?
[14:30] Reina
    Isn't it obvious?
[14:31] Reina
    We don't need two flat-chested
    characters on the same team!
SIGN    Only
SIGN    One
[14:36] ECHO
    We don't need two flat-chested characters!
[14:45] Mile
    It's over.
[14:47] Mile
    Everything's gone white...
[14:50] Mile
    Burned through with nothing left...
    but white ash.
[14:54] Mile
    Old man... Hey, old man...
[14:56] Nano
    Who are you calling "old man"?
[14:58] Mile
    Help me get my gloves off...
[15:00] Nano
    You're not wearing any.
[15:02] Mile
    Is Youko here?
[15:03] Mile
    I want you to take these guys...
    I want you to have them.
[15:08] Nano
    Who are you talking to?
[15:16] Mavis
    Once we obtain this cockatrice,
    our mission will finally be complete.
[15:21] Pauline
    We managed to make it in time for today.
[15:24] Pauline
    And as for the accessory we were eyeing...
[15:25] ---
    After we clear this quest,
    we should be able to buy it.
[15:29] Reina
    I wonder what Mile's face will look
    like when we throw her a celebration.
[15:33] Reina
    You think she'll be so moved she starts crying?
[15:41] Mile
    Hmph...
[15:42] Mile
    Fine, then.
[15:43] Mile
    If they're going to ignore me,
    then I'll do things on my own, too.
[15:46] Mile
    I'll do this!
[15:51] Mile
    How d'you like that? I've made
    your Nendonaroids super ugly.
[15:55] Mile
    You get it now? You! You! You!
[16:00] Mile
    What am I doing?
[16:03] Nano
    Exactly what I was wondering.
[16:05] Nano
    Instead of pointlessly fleeing from reality,
[16:07] Nano
    if it bothers you, shouldn't you
     go talk with them?
[16:10] Mile
    I told you! I can't ask them that!
[16:13] Nano
    Mile-sama...
[16:15] Mile
    I'm scared. What if Reina-san and the
    others really say they don't need me?
[16:22] Mile
    What if they're out there right now,
    having fun, just the three of them...
[16:26] Mile
    What do I do?
[16:37] Nano
    What are you talking about?
[16:39] Nano
    That will never happen.
[16:41] Mile
    Y-You think so?
[16:43] Nano
    Yes!
[16:44] Nano
    There's no way Reina-dono and the
    others could possibly abandon
[16:48] ---
    such an unpredictable and comedic character.
[16:49] Mile
    I don't think that's a compliment.
[16:59] Mavis
    We're not getting beaten now,
    not after we've come so far!
[17:01] Pauline
    Of course not!
[17:02] Pauline
    We need to complete this
    quest for the gift budget!
[17:06] Reina
    Wait for us, Mile!
[17:12] Mile
    Guys?
[17:22] Reina
    We did it!
[17:23] Mavis
    Yeah!
[17:25] Girls
    Mission complete!
[17:27] Mile
    Guys!
[17:31] Reina
    Mile!
[17:32] Mile
    Th...
[17:33] Mile
    That's so mean!
[17:35] Mile
    How could you go take jobs
    as Hunters without me?
[17:37] Mile
    You're leaving me behind! Just the three
    of you, laughing and giggling...
[17:42] Pauline
    Laughing and giggling?
[17:44] Reina
    I-It's not like that, Mile.
[17:46] Reina
    We have reasons for...
[17:48] Mile
    You really don't need me?
[17:51] Mile
    Is this the problem of the rotten mikan?
[17:53] Mile
    Are you firing me and calling it "graduation"?
[17:55] Reina
    I have no idea what you're talking about!
[17:58] Pauline
    It's okay, just calm down.
[17:59] Mavis
    Mile, behind you! Behind you!
[18:01] Mile
    Is having bigger boobs really so much better?
[18:03] ---
    Is being flat so wrong?
[18:09] Mile
    Pipe down!
[18:15] Mile
    I trusted you!
[18:18] Mile
    I'm part of the Crimson Vow, too, aren't I?
[18:23] Pauline
    Oh dear... She's crying.
[18:26] Reina
    This isn't what I was hoping for.
[18:35] Mile
    Oh, is that what it was?
[18:38] Mile
    You were doing all that for me?
[18:40] Mile
    You should have just said
    so from the beginning.
[18:43] Reina
    If we did that, we wouldn't be
    able to surprise you, would we?
[18:47] Mavis
    But since Mile burned that
    cockatrice to a crisp,
[18:50] ---
    all our work so far went up in smoke.
[18:52] Pauline
    It's too bad.
[18:54] ---
    Just a little more, and we'd have
    been able to buy that accessory.
[18:57] Mile
    Accessory? What are you talking about?
[19:01] Girls
    Huh?
[19:02] Reina
    See? It's that, right?
    The thing you want, Mile.
[19:06] Mavis
    That's why we worked so hard to earn money.
[19:09] Mavis
    It's quite a costly item.
[19:11] Mile
    Y-You've got it all wrong!
[19:13] Mile
    That's not my taste at all!
[19:15] ---
    That shiny, ostentatious display of wealth...
[19:18] Pauline
    What? Really?
[19:19] Mile
    I think, probably, what I was looking at was...
[19:23] Mile
    Over here!
[19:25] Pauline
    What pretty pendants. And
    priced quite reasonably too.
[19:29] Mile
    Right?
[19:30] Mile
    I thought, if it were these, we might
    all be able to get matching ones.
[19:37] Reina
    Mile...
[19:39] Reina
    Honestly, you should have just
    said so from the beginning!
[19:42] Mile
    I'll do that next time.
[19:46] Nano
    These ladies sure like making
    things difficult, don't they?
[19:52] Reina
    Now...
[19:54] Reina
    In celebration of the 200th day
    since Mile met the three of us...
[19:59] Reina
    Cheers!
[20:00] Girls
    Cheers!
[20:06] Mavis
    Wow! This is pretty lavish.
[20:08] Pauline
    We worked hard and went all-out today.
[20:11] Lenny
    Don't hold back on the food!
    Eat as much as you want!
[20:14] Lenny
    Today's a special anniversary
    for all of you, after all!
[20:17] Mile
    Thank you, Lenny-chan!
[20:19] Mavis
    That's right.
[20:21] Mavis
    If it's the anniversary of
    Mile meeting us, then...
[20:24] Mavis
    It also means it's the anniversary
    of the four of us meeting, right?
[20:29] Pauline
    Why are you saying something
    so obvious now, of all times?
[20:31] Mavis
    Well, somehow, I didn't realize that.
[20:35] Mavis
    I got completely swept up in Reina's fervor
    about throwing a celebration for Mile.
[20:39] Pauline
    I got swept up in Reina's fervor, too.
[20:42] Reina
    What are you talking about?
    You guys were excited, too!
[20:46] Mile
    Reina-san!
[20:47] Mile
    This celebration is all
    thanks to you, isn't it?
[20:52] Mile
    I'm so moved!
[20:54] Reina
    Wha? Wait! Mile! Cut that out!
[20:55] Pauline
    I'm so happy for you, Reina.
[20:57] Mavis
    She's crying with joy, just as you'd hoped.
[21:00] Reina
    Okay! I get it already!
[21:02] Reina
    Honestly...
[21:05] Mile
    But, you know, I was really
    anxious there for a while.
[21:09] Mile
    I thought maybe Reina-san had realized
    I've been measuring her chest
[21:11] ---
    in the middle of the night.
[21:13] Reina
    What?
[21:14] Mile
    I was so worried that's
    why you all hated me now.
[21:19] Mile
    The way I steal the snacks
    Pauline-san's hidden away...
[21:23] Mile
    Or maybe Mavis-san had found out
    I read her picture diary...
[21:28] Mile
    But I'm so glad it was all
    just a misunderstanding.
[21:31] Mile
    This is what they mean when they
    say "adversity builds character."
[21:36] Mile
    To think that Pauline-san, who immediately
    notices when money goes missing,
[21:39] ---
    didn't notice cookies going missing.
[21:42] Mile
    It's a weakness I never expected!
[21:45] Lenny
    Dad! Mom! Hold the food!
[21:48] Nano
    This is certain to become the
    anniversary of a tragedy.
[21:52] Reina
    What do you mean by that?
[21:54] Pauline
    Perhaps you'd like to tell us in detail.
[21:57] Mavis
    Tonight looks to be a long night.
[22:00] Mile
    Huh?
[22:03] Girls
    Mile!
[22:05] Mile
    I'm so sorry!
SIGN    Didn't I Say to Make My Abilities
    Average in the Next Life?!
[22:15] ---
    

E11 - Didn't I Say Arrogance Leads to Trouble!?

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[00:06] Mile
    Hey, guys! I've gathered some dry branches!
[00:09] Mavis
    Great! Good work!
[00:11] Pauline
    Welcome back, Mile-chan.
[00:13] Reina
    We've finished setting up camp here.
[00:35] Mile
    Hey, guys. I know we're close to town,
    but this is a little too relaxed.
[00:40] Reina
    Don't worry about it!
[00:42] Reina
    There's nothing that will pop up
    around here that we can't defeat.
[00:46] Mavis
    And with your search magic, Mile,
    they can't take us by surprise, either.
[00:50] Pauline
    It's true. With you here, Mile-chan,
    we don't have anything to fear.
[00:53] Reina
    It's kinda cold, don't you think?
[00:55] Reina
    Mile! Bring out a blanket!
[00:56] Mavis
    Oh. Can I have one, too?
[00:58] Pauline
    I'd like one as well, please.
[01:16] Mile
    Did Doraem—
[01:17] Mile
    —feel like this too, I wonder.
SIGN    Didn't I Say to Make My Abilities
    Average in the Next Life?!
SIGN    Episode 11
SIGN    Didn't I Say Arrogance Leads to Trouble?!
[03:01] Background
    They're the ones we've heard about.
[03:03] Background
    Wow! Isn't that Mile-sama?
[03:04] Background
    They're so awesome.
[03:05] Background
    I heard they took down a wyvern.
[03:07] Background
    Do you think it's all true?
[03:08] Mavis
    I feel like everyone's looking this way.
[03:12] Pauline
    What? You hadn't noticed?
[03:14] Pauline
    Not long ago, we became the center
    of attention here at the Guild.
[03:19] Mavis
    What? Why?
[03:21] Reina
    A certain party's been doing far better
    than expected for rookies since its debut,
[03:24] Reina
    and now, they've gone and successfully
    taken down a wyvern. That's why.
[03:29] Mavis
    I see.
[03:35] Reina
    With that, we exceeded the Guild's
    expectations of rookies,
[03:39] ---
    and now they're starting
    to see us as future aces.
[03:42] Mavis
    I see. So that's what's going on.
[03:44] Reina
    Which is why...
[03:45] Reina
    We're going to take on even bigger quests,
[03:48] Reina
    and elevate the name "The Crimson Vow,"
     as well as our Hunter ranks!
[03:52] Pauline
    Once we have higher ranks, we'll be able to
    take on even more profitable quests, after all.
[03:58] Mavis
    That's true.
[03:59] Mile
    U-Um...
[04:00] Reina
    How about this one?
[04:01] Mavis
    A search for an investigation
    team that went into the forest
[04:04] ---
    on an inquiry and went missing, huh?
[04:07] Pauline
    It looks like the completion reward
    has been overwritten several times.
[04:11] Reina
    That means that other groups
    have tried and failed,
[04:13] ---
    and the rewards been increased accordingly.
[04:16] Reina
    Sounds like fun! Let's take this quest.
[04:19] Mile
    Um, just a minute—
[04:22] Mile
    —bita-kun.
[04:24] Mavis
    Bita-kun?
[04:25] Reina
    Who's that?
[04:28] Mile
    Um, I was hoping I could hang back a
    little on backing everyone up this time.
[04:32] Girls
    Huh?
[04:33] Mavis
    Why?
[04:34] Mile
    Lately, I've been thinking that everyone
    depends on me a little too much.
[04:39] Mile
    At this rate, the moment I leave,
     the party will collapse.
[04:44] Mavis
    Leave?
[04:45] Reina
    Wait. Mile?
[04:47] Pauline
    Are you planning to leave the party?
[04:49] Mile
    That's not what I mean.
[04:50] Mile
    Illness, accidents...
[04:52] ---
    There's no way to predict the
    timing of a person's death.
[04:56] Reina
    What are you talking about?
[04:57] Pauline
    You're overthinking things.
[04:59] Mile
    No, I'm not.
[05:00] Mile
    When the moment of death arrives, you die.
[05:02] Mile
    Truly. Just like that.
[05:11] Reina
    Well, that aside...
[05:13] Reina
    Lately, I've been thinking that
    we've been relying on Mile too much.
[05:16] Reina
    You can scale down the backup.
[05:18] Mile
    Then, with that in mind,
[05:20] ---
    please reconsider whether we want to
    take on that quest you were discussing.
[05:24] Mavis
    Under these circumstances,
    it might be be a little rough.
[05:27] Pauline
    Yes, it might.
[05:29] Mile
    Should we consider a different quest?
[05:32] Reina
    No. We'll take it.
[05:34] Mile
    What?
[05:35] Reina
    If we back down here,
[05:36] ---
    it's like we're admitting we can't
    do anything without you, isn't it?
[05:39] Mavis
    That's true.
[05:40] Mile
    I didn't mean that I think
    you can't do anything...
[05:43] Reina
    We'll take it!
[05:44] Mavis & Pauline
    We'll take it!
[05:47] Mile
    I see.
[05:53] Receptionist
    You want this quest?
[05:55] Girls
    Yes!
[05:56] Hunter A
    Hey! They said they're taking that quest!
[05:58] Hunter B
    That's insane!
[06:00] Receptionist
    I see. Well, you girls might just
    manage to resolve the situation.
[06:05] Receptionist
    In that case, allow me to explain
    the details of the quest.
[06:09] Receptionist
    For a while now, there's been something
    strange about the monsters of the forest.
[06:13] Receptionist
    Monsters that should be
    easy to find aren't there.
[06:16] Receptionist
    Monsters appear where they shouldn't be.
[06:19] Receptionist
    The Guild wanted to investigate
    the cause of the phenomena,
[06:21] Receptionist
    so they brought together a scholar
    and Hunters to guard them,
[06:25] Receptionist
    and formed an investigation team.
[06:27] Receptionist
    It's that team that's gone missing.
[06:30] Receptionist
    The quest is to find them.
[06:33] Reina
    At this point, I don't see
    anything out of the ordinary.
[06:37] Mile
    Should I use search magic?
[06:39] Reina
    No. We're still okay.
[06:41] Pauline
    We have to show you what we can do this
    without depending on you, right?
[06:45] Mile
    But this quest seems pretty tough, so...
[06:53] Mavis
    Godspeed Sword! 1.2x speed!
[07:06] Pauline
    Water Ball! Ultra Hot!
[07:20] Reina
    Flame Sphere!
[07:29] Mile
    Pauline-san, Reina-san, when did
    you learn to use that new magic?
[07:35] Mile
    And, Mavis-san, wasn't that
    Godspeed Sword faster than 1.2x speed?
[07:40] Mavis
    No. It was 1.2x speed.
[07:43] Mavis
    But since I've continued to train,
    my base abilities have increased,
[07:46] Mavis
    so I might have gotten a little faster,
     and a little stronger.
[07:50] Mile
    It was quite surprising.
[07:52] Reina
    Being overly dependent on you was wrong of us,
[07:55] ---
    but we have been keeping
    up our regular training.
[07:58] Mile
    Have you? I'm glad.
[08:00] Reina
    Can you die peacefully now?
[08:02] Mile
    Yes!
[08:04] Pauline
    Please don't say "yes" like that.
[08:07] Mavis
    Since Mile is saying that,
    she'll outlive us all.
[08:10] Reina
    That's right.
[08:11] Reina
    She'll be a wrinkly old woman,
[08:13] ---
    gathering up the children and
    telling them Altered Folktales.
[08:16] Pauline
    Oh! I can just picture it!
[08:18] Mile
    You think so?
[08:21] Reina
    Of course.
[08:24] Reina
    Things do seem strange here.
[08:27] Reina
    The deeper we go into the forest,
[08:29] ---
    the fewer small animals
    and small monsters we see.
[08:32] Reina
    And now, the stronger,
    mid-size and larger monsters
[08:35] ---
    seem to have come out of the deeper areas.
[08:38] Reina
    What we can deduce from this is...
[08:39] Mile
    That the monsters' territories
    have suddenly changed... Right?
[08:43] Reina
    Right.
[08:44] Reina
    A powerful creature has appeared.
[08:46] Reina
    Or a creature's incursion has caused
    the sudden change in the habitat.
[08:49] Mile
    It could be that a monster of earth dragon
     or fenrir-class has appeared.
[08:54] Mile
    Right?
[08:58] Reina
    Looks like it got away.
[09:00] Mile
    I thought I'd be able to hit it.
[09:02] Mavis
    The fact that it was able
    to dodge means that
[09:04] ---
    it's highly intelligent and
    has very good reflexes.
[09:08] Pauline
    So, in addition to being
    earth dragon or fenrir-class,
[09:12] ---
    it's also a skilled observer.
[09:14] Reina
    It might be difficult for us
    to handle this on our own.
[09:17] Reina
    We should head back and form
    a large-scale search party.
[09:21] Mile
    Um...
[09:23] Mile
    Can we search just a little longer?
[09:26] Mile
    The investigation team is lost out there
    in the woods, in this dangerous situation.
[09:30] Mile
    We need to find them as quickly as possible.
[09:33] Mile
    And in the worst case scenario,
     if I go all out,
[09:36] ---
    I think I should be able to fight an
    earth dragon or fenrir-class monster.
[09:40] Mavis
    You're probably right, but...
[09:43] Reina
    All right. Change of plan, then.
[09:46] Reina
    Starting now, we stick to Mile and
    have her help with everything.
[09:49] Mile
    Okay!
[09:50] Reina
    Of course, we'll do everything we can, too.
[09:53] Mavis
    Right!
[09:57] Mile
    There aren't any creatures
    in the area likely to attack.
[10:00] Reina
    Forget attacking. I can't even
    hear any animal cries at all.
[10:03] Reina
    And we haven't seen any mid-size
    or larger monsters around, either.
[10:07] Pauline
    Do you think it means we're getting closer to
[10:09] ---
    whatever's causing the strange
    phenomena in the forest?
[10:12] Mile
    Mavis-san?
[10:15] Mile
    Take these.
[10:16] Mavis
    What are they?
[10:17] Mile
    They contain something micro-sized that will
[10:19] ---
    help support your strength of "heart,"
    rendered into a soup-like state.
[10:23] Mile
    I call it Micross.
[10:26] Nano
    Now then!
[10:26] Nano
    It's been a while. Allow me to explain.
[10:29] Nano
    In short, this receptacle is
    packed full of us nanomachines.
[10:34] Nano
    If Mavis-dono drinks it, we will be able
    to enhance her body as if by magic.
[10:41] Nano
    However!
[10:42] Mile
    It takes a heavy toll on the body.
[10:45] Mile
    So, after I made it, I hesitated over
    whether I should give it to you or not.
[10:50] Mile
    If the time comes, please use it.
[10:52] Mile
    But even if you do, you can't
    take more than one at a time.
[10:55] Mile
    Please limit it to one a day.
[10:57] Mavis
    Understood.
[11:02] Mile
    They're coming!
[11:03] Mile
    Three hundred meters ahead! Eight of them!
[11:05] Mile
    They're coming straight for us!
[11:07] Reina
    They're probably allies of whatever
    was spying on us yesterday.
[11:10] Mile
    They seem human, but their speed is inhuman.
[11:13] Mile
    Two hundred meters!
[11:15] Reina
    A melee fight would be disadvantageous for us.
[11:17] Reina
    We'll keep walking as though we are unaware,
[11:19] ---
    and when they spring their ambush,
     we'll counterattack.
[11:22] Mile
    They've split into two groups.
     Watch your backs.
[11:28] Reina
    Earth Pillar!
[11:30] Pauline
    Water Spear!
[11:33] Beast-person A
    Stop right there!
[11:35] Reina
    B-Beastpeople?
[11:36] Beast-person B
    What? They're just kids!
[11:38] Beast-person A
    Lay down your weapons!
[11:40] Beast-person A
    Don't resist, and we won't hurt you.
[11:43] Beast-person A
    And just so you know!
    There's more of us hiding out there!
[11:47] Beast-person A
    There's no way you can beat us!
[11:49] Reina
    And let me tell you, if you
    don't resist, we won't kill you.
[11:52] Girls
    Switch to Plan B.
[11:54] Reina
    Lay on the ground with your bellies up.
[11:58] ---
    We'll rub them for you.
[11:59] Beast-person A
    Trying to mess with us? Who d'you
    think you are, little girl?
[12:05] Beast-person A
    I know you want to, but don't kill them!
[12:07] Beast-person A
    Let's go!
[12:14] Beast-persons E & F
    Huh?
[12:18] Beast-persons E & F
    What?
[12:20] Reina
    Run!
[12:21] Girls
    Got it!
[12:22] Beast-persons E & F
    Huh?
[12:23] Beast-person F
    Hey! You okay?
[12:26] Mile
    The beastpeople are retreating.
[12:28] Reina
    Okay.
[12:30] Reina
    We're up against beastpeople.
    They have an acute sense of smell.
[12:33] Reina
    We'll use Mile's search magic
    to track them from afar.
[12:37] Girls
    Understood!
[12:38] Pauline
    Earlier, he said, "don't kill them," didn't he?
[12:42] Mavis
    He did. And he seemed to
    want to disarm and capture us.
[12:47] Mile
    Do you think the investigation team has
    been captured by those beastpeople?
[12:52] Reina
    It's possible.
[12:54] Reina
    Okay. Let's go after them.
[13:02] Reina
    Wh-What is all this?
[13:19] Reina
    Chasing after the beastpeople has
    led us to quite an unusual scene.
[13:23] Mavis
    What do we do?
[13:25] Reina
    Stopping here and taking back
[13:26] ---
    the information that there are beastpeople
    doing something this massive
[13:31] Reina
    is probably the smart thing to do.
[13:34] Mile
    But the quest we took on was to
    search for the investigation team.
[13:38] Reina
    That's true.
[13:39] Reina
    If the investigation team
    is being held there,
[13:41] ---
    and a large-scale military force comes,
[13:44] Reina
    they could be used as hostages,
    or even killed as a warning.
[13:49] Mavis
    Let's wait for nightfall and do some scouting.
[14:02] Reina
    It looks like our hunch was right.
[14:05] Pauline
    What should we do?
[14:06] Mile
    Please, leave it to me.
[14:14] Mavis
    It really is a splendid thing,
     your sleep magic.
[14:18] Pauline
    You can use that kind of magic, too?
[14:20] Reina
    If we rely on you too much,
[14:23] ---
    we really will end up good for nothing.
[14:40] Pauline
    Sorry.
[14:42] Assistant
    Who are you?
[14:46] Reina
    You're the investigation team, right?
[14:47] Reina
    We're Hunters who have been
    charged with finding you.
[14:51] Hunter A
    You're still just kids! Why'd you
     take on such a crazy quest?
[14:55] Reina
    I'd rather not hear that from a Hunter
    who got himself captured by beastpeople.
[14:59] Reina
    For now, let's get you out of here!
[15:01] Assistant
    Please, wait! Please rescue the professor, too!
[15:04] Reina
    Huh? You're not the scholar?
[15:07] Assistant
    I'm just the assistant.
[15:08] ---
    Yesterday, when they found out
    the professor was a scholar,
[15:11] ---
    the beastpeople took her to the ruins.
[15:14] Pauline
    By "ruins," you mean ancient buildings, right?
[15:18] Mavis
    Is that what the beastpeople are digging up?
[15:21] Reina
    Let's leave the beastpeople's
    objectives aside for the moment.
[15:24] Reina
    Right now, we have to free
    the investigation team.
[15:27] ---
    That includes the professor.
[15:29] Hunter A
    That's crazy. You're saying you
    can fight the beastpeople?
[15:32] Hunter A
    Their physical abilities are far
    greater than those of humans.
[15:35] Hunter A
    There's no way fledglings
    like you could beat—
[15:38] Mavis
    Step away from the bars.
[15:48] Mavis
    Escaping through here, rather than out
    the front, will be less noticeable. Right?
[15:52] Mavis
    And, just so you know,
    I'm the weakest among us.
[15:58] Reina
    You should escape first.
[16:00] Reina
    We'll save the professor,
    and then meet up with you.
[16:03] Hunter A
    G-Got it.
[16:18] Beast-person E
    What's this? Why are there humans here?
[16:21] Beast-person E
    I-It's you!
[16:23] Reina
    I thought you looked familiar.
[16:24] ---
    Well, if it isn't the beastpeople
    we met this morning?
[16:27] Beast-person F
    Keep your guard up!
    They aren't ordinary people.
[16:30] Reina
    We're in a hurry this time,
    so we'll go with Plan Z.
[16:33] Mile
    "Full speed. Full power.
    Incapacitate the enemy." Right?
[16:36] Girls
    Understood!
[16:37] Mavis
    Which means this is the
    moment to use this, right?
[16:40] Mavis
    I'm counting on you, Micross!
[16:45] Mavis
    Godspeed Sword! 1.5x speed!
[16:49] Beast-person E
    Sh-She's fast!
[16:50] Beast-person F
    Are you really human?
[16:52] Mavis
    Amazing! This power-up is unbelievable!
[16:55] Mavis
    The strength is just welling up inside me!
[16:58] Reina
    Flame Sphere, continuous fire!
[17:02] Pauline
    Ultra Hot Water Current!
[17:06] Mile
    Um, I don't have any particular
    name for this skill...
[17:15] Reina
    You took the professor, right?
[17:18] Reina
    Where did you take her?
[17:19] Beast-person E
    Deep in the ruins.
[17:20] Beast-person E
    But it would be better not to go.
[17:22] Reina
    Why?
[17:24] Beast-person E
    You won't come back alive.
[17:25] Reina
    What a clichéd threat.
[17:27] Beast-person E
    If that's what you think,
    then go ahead and go.
[17:36] Mile
    Wh-What is all this?
[17:41] Pauline
    Is it some kind of altar?
[17:43] Pauline
    Maybe the beastpeople are
    worshiping some kind of god?
[17:46] Reina
    Look! There's writing, and carvings,
     on part of the wall.
[17:49] Pauline
    I don't recognize the writing.
[17:52] ---
    And I can't tell what the carvings represent.
[17:53] Mavis
    The images are quite fantastical.
[17:55] Mavis
    But seeing them on this huge
    wall makes quite the impression.
[18:04] Reina
    I've never seen anything like this.
[18:07] Pauline
    Is it a world someone dreamed up?
[18:09] Cu Leleia
    They aren't just imaginings.
[18:12] Cu Leleia
    Maybe someone felt the need to set these
     images down in their life after death.
[18:16] Cu Leleia
    So, devoting great effort and a tremendous
    amount of time to the endeavor,
[18:19] Cu Leleia
    they created this.
[18:21] Reina
    You're the professor, right?
[18:23] Mavis
    We accepted a quest from the Guild,
     and came to save you.
[18:25] Mavis
    What? A child?
[18:30] Mile
    Are you okay?
[18:32] Cu Leleia
    Thank you.
[18:33] Cu Leleia
    How did you guys get in here?
[18:36] Cu Leleia
    What about the beastperson guards?
[18:38] Cu Leleia
    Don't tell me you...
[18:40] Mavis
    They really are cruel,
    locking up a child like this.
[18:43] Cu Leleia
    I'm not a child!
[18:44] Cu Leleia
    You're humans, right? In that case,
     I'm much older than you.
[18:48] Girls
    Huh?
[18:51] Girls
    A dwarf?
[18:52] Cu Leleia
    I'm an elf!
[18:53] Mile
    Then, does that mean you're the scholar?
[18:56] Cu Leleia
    That's right.
[18:57] Cu Leleia
    Cu Leleia.
[18:58] Cu Leleia
    Nice to meet you.
[19:00] Reina
    Well, I'm glad we found you.
[19:02] Reina
    We came to rescue you. Let's go!
[19:05] Cu Leleia
    I'm sorry to say this when you've
    taken the trouble to come help me,
[19:08] ---
    but that won't be possible.
[19:10] Girls
    What?
[19:11] Cu Leleia
    No one can escape from here.
[19:13] Cu Leleia
    The beastpeople aren't the
    ones who rule this place.
[19:24] Pauline
    A-An earth dragon?
[19:25] Mile
    So this is the cause of the
    strange phenomena in the forest.
[19:29] Mavis
    It doesn't seem like it's
    going to let us escape.
[19:31] Reina
    Cu Leleia-san, please stay back.
[19:34] Cu Leleia
    Wait! All of you!
[19:42] Mavis
    Godspeed Sword!
[19:45] Reina
    Flame Sphere!
[19:47] Pauline
    Water Ball! Ultra Hot!
[19:53] Reina
    You're kidding!
[19:54] Pauline
    It can't be!
[19:55] Mavis
    What's going on?
[19:56] Mile
    Please, leave it to me!
[19:58] Mile
    Explosion Magic!
[20:01] Mile
    Shoot!
[20:06] Mile
    Huh?
[20:07] Ancient dragon
    Hmph. Impressive magic, for humans.
[20:11] Reina
    I-It talks?
[20:13] Cu Leleia
    It's no earth dragon.
[20:15] Cu Leleia
    It's the strongest monster in
    the world. An elder dragon!
[20:19] Mavis
    Mile! Run!
[20:29] Girls
    Mile!
[20:37] Reina
    M... Mile?
[20:40] (Flashback) Mile
    When the moment of death arrives, you die.
[20:42] (Flashback) Mile
    Truly. Just like that.
[20:49] Reina
    She's not dead.
[20:52] Reina
    Mile wouldn't die!
[20:56] Girls
    We won't let her die!
[20:59] Ancient dragon
    She's already died.
[21:02] Mavis
    She's not dead!
[21:03] (Flashback) Mile
    It takes a heavy toll on the body.
[21:06] (Flashback) Mile
    Please, limit it to one a day.
[21:08] Mavis
    And what of it?
[21:10] Mavis
    If I don't use them now, when will I?
[21:16] Mavis
    Extra Godspeed Sword! 1.5x speed!
[21:22] Reina
    Maximum Flame Sphere!
[21:28] Pauline
    Zero-Zero Magic No. 1! Rock Reveal!
[21:36] Ancient dragon
    Impressive, managing to scratch me.
[21:39] Ancient dragon
    You're very good.
[21:42] Ancient dragon
    How interesting...
[21:52] Mavis
    No matter what it takes...
[21:54] Pauline
    Until Mile-chan recovers...
[21:56] Reina
    We three will protect her!
[21:58] Ancient dragon
    I am not an opponent you
    could ever hope to defeat.
SIGN    Didn't I Say to Make My Abilities
    Average in the Next Life?!
[22:15] ---
    

E12 - Didn't I Say The Crimson Vow Would Never Be Destroyed!?

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SIGN    Didn't I Say to Make My Abilities
    Average in the Next Life?!
[01:31] Keiko
    Onee-chan. It's morning already.
[01:36] Keiko
    Morning, Keiko.
[01:40] Keiko
    Honestly, Onee-chan. You always laze
     around the house like a fluffy, woolly blob.
[01:44] Misato
    Fluffy...
[01:46] Keiko
    If the alternative is almost getting
    hit by a truck while saving a kid,
[01:49] ---
    then I'd rather you were all woolly
    when you go out too, but...
[01:52] Misato
    Sorry I scared you.
[01:56] Father
    By the way, Misato, what were you watching
    before you went to sleep last night?
[02:00] Misato
    It was Stone-Age Boy, Giatrus!
[02:02] Misato
    I really shouldn't watch it.
[02:03] Misato
    It makes me want to eat meat.
[02:05] Father
    Okay! Today, I'll hunt a mammoth
    and bring it back for my daughter!
[02:10] Keiko
    Papa, where'd you pull that stone axe from?
[02:12] Mother
    I can't drink monkey-made sake,
[02:14] ---
    but kuchikamizake from Your Name. made
    by a high school girl would be all right.
[02:18] Father
    I know what you mean!
[02:21] Keiko
    What's with this otaku family?
[02:22] Keiko
    Can we talk about something I understand, too?
[02:26] Misato
    I didn't have any friends,
[02:28] ---
    but surrounded by the warmth of my family,
[02:31] ---
    I was more than happy enough.
[02:34] Misato
    And I know that even if I had
    never been reincarnated...
[03:07] Adele
    It went by so quickly.
[03:08] Adele
    Tomorrow we graduate from Eckland Academy.
[03:11] Marcela
    Indeed. Three years was a brief time.
[03:14] Monika
    Did you hear that, Aureana?
[03:16] ---
    They're talking like nothing at all
    happened in the last three years.
[03:20] Aureana
    Do they have any idea how much you and I got
    dragged around by the pair of them, Monika-san?
[03:25] Aureana
    She might seem domineering at first glance,
     but our Marcela-sama is deeply compassionate,
[03:28] Aureana
    and never hesitates to dive into
     trouble to help someone.
[03:33] Monika
    And then there's her chief counselor, who
    comes up with the most terrible schemes, Adele...
[03:38] Monika
    And us two, forever swept
    up in it! Sob, sob, sob...
[03:42] Aureana
    And before we knew it, we were known as the
    "Wonder Four" throughout the academy...
[03:45] ---
    Sob, sob, sob...
[03:47] Adele
    Monika-san, Aureana-san...
[03:49] Marcela
    I-It was never my intention to...
[03:52] Monika
    I'm only joking.
[03:53] Monika
    We're commoners, but you called
    us friends and treated us well.
[03:57] Aureana
    We'll treasure every experience we
    had with you these last three years.
[04:03] Marcela
    H-Honestly... Do you have to
    say such embarrassing things?
[04:06] Marcela
    But you're right.
[04:08] Marcela
    Adele-san...
[04:10] Marcela
    Meeting you and being your friend is
    something I will always take pride in.
[04:17] Adele
    So will I!
[04:19] Adele
    Thanks to all of you,
[04:21] ---
    all the family disputes within
    Viscount Ascham's lands were resolved,
[04:24] Adele
    and I was able to avenge
    my mother and grandfather!
[04:29] Adele
    Even after we graduate,
    we'll always be friends, right?
[04:32] Girls
    Of course!
[04:35] Adele
    Though our paths may part,
[04:37] Adele
    the happy days spent with my dearest friends
[04:40] Adele
    will continue on...
[04:43] Adele
    Even if I never went on adventures
    where my life was on the line...
[04:47] Adele
    Or not.
[04:49] Adele
    How long are these impossible dreams
    going to keep reality at bay...
[04:54] Adele & Misato
    ...for us?
[04:56] Mile
    But, I mean...
[04:58] Mile
    This is the first time since I reincarnated
    that anything like that has happened...
[05:01] Mile
    None of my attacks worked at all.
[05:05] Mile
    It hurt so much...
[05:08] Mile
    When I think I might die again,
     I'm just so scared!
[05:12] Misato
    That's why you're not getting up?
[05:14] Mile
    I mean, it's an elder dragon...
[05:17] Mile
    It stands at the top of this world.
[05:19] Mile
    My power is only half of its power.
[05:22] Mile
    Without more power, there's no way I can win!
[05:25] Adele
    That's dumb.
[05:26] Adele
    You're the one who asked for average abilities,
[05:30] Adele
    and now when it's down to the wire,
    you're all, "I want more power!"
[05:33] Adele
    That's just dumb.
[05:35] Misato
    True. There doesn't seem much point to
    standing up if you're going to be like that.
[05:40] Mile
    Hold on. Usually, in this sort of situation,
     if I tried to get up...
[05:45] Adele & Misato
    Stop! Stop that, Mile!
[05:48] Adele & Misato
    You'll really die this time!
[05:50] Mile
    ...and while you try to stop me,
[05:52] ---
    Schumann's Piano Concerto in A minor, Opus 54
     would play in the background...
[05:56] Adele & Misato
    We don't need this.
[05:57] Mile
    Without that accident, I could have
    been happy, even without reincarnating.
[06:02] Mile
    If I'd been smarter about things,
[06:05] ---
    I could have stayed forever
    with the first friends I ever made.
[06:09] Mile
    It's the same, even now.
[06:11] Mile
    People think of me as a girl who's capable,
[06:15] Mile
    but in the end, nothing ever works out right!
[06:19] Adele & Misato
    Does that matter?
[06:21] Mile
    Shouldn't we take this seriously?
[06:22] Misato
    I'm already done.
[06:24] ---
    Complaining now just puts me in a tough spot.
[06:27] Adele
    Are you done, too?
[06:30] Adele
    Not as Adele von Ascham. In your life as Mile.
[06:34] Mile
    My... My life as Mile...
[06:38] Reina
    Maximum Flame Sphere!
[06:43] Reina
    Even if the opponent's an elder dragon,
    Mile would never die so easily!
[06:47] Pauline
    That's right. She's just
    being a sleepyhead again!
[06:49] Mavis
    So, until she wakes, we will protect Mile!
[06:53] Mile
    Reina-san... Pauline-san... Mavis-san...
[06:59] (Flashback) Reina
    Listen up. As long as crimson
    blood runs through our veins,
[07:03] (Flashback) Reina
    we will never betray our friends.
[07:05] (Flashback) Reina
    Our friendship will never be destroyed!
[07:08] Mile
    The vow we swore that day...
[07:10] Mile
    That's right!
[07:11] Mile
    I... We are still...
[07:22] Wence
    You! You're all so weak. Why won't you give up?
[07:25] Cu Leleia
    What are you trying to do here?
[07:28] Cu Leleia
    An elder dragon controlling beastpeople...
[07:29] ---
    Using them to excavate ruins
    of human civilizations!
[07:32] Wence
    Inferior creatures getting above yourselves!
[07:35] Wence
    To think you could inflict
    this much damage on me.
[07:39] Wence
    Maybe I'll just kill you
    like I did the first girl!
[07:43] Cu Leleia
    Magic Seal!
[07:50] Cu Leleia
    Huh?
[07:53] Mile
    Did you just say you were
    going to kill my friends?
[07:56] Wence
    Y-You're...
[07:58] Reina
    Honestly! What took you so long?
[08:00] Pauline
    You really do sleep in too much.
[08:04] Mavis
    As a knight, it's embarrassing
    to say this, but...
[08:12] Girls
    Get him, Mile!
[08:13] Wence
    You! Why aren't you dead?
[08:16] Wence
    And the strength of your magic
    just now! What was that?
[08:19] Mile
    There's only one reason why you'll lose.
[08:22] Mile
    There's just one simple answer.
[08:26] Mile
    You made me angry.
[08:28] Wence
    You're just a human!
[08:34] Wence
    My attack didn't work?
[08:36] Wence
    That's not possible!
[08:41] Cu Leleia
    What?
[08:43] Mile
    Well, thinking about it logically,
    the answer is simple.
[08:48] Nano
    Indeed.
[08:49] Nano
    Mile-sama's thought waves are half as
    strong as the strongest elder dragon's.
[08:53] Nano
    However...
[08:54] Mile
    There must be all sorts of elder dragons,
    and not all of them can be at the top.
[08:59] Nano
    When you first encountered the elder dragon,
[09:01] ---
    you were caught off-guard, and afraid.
[09:02] Nano
    That plus despair caused
    disruptions in your thought waves,
[09:05] Nano
    which the rage at the thought of your
    friends dying forced back into shape.
[09:07] Nano
    In your current state,
    Mile-sama, you will surely...
[09:11] Mile
    There's no way I'll lose!
[09:12] Wence
    Why? Why doesn't it work?
[09:15] Mile
    Magic energy, collect!
[09:16] Mile
    Pierce through! Spirit... no, Magic Gun!
[09:25] Mile
    Now, I have a lot of questions for—huh?
[09:31] Mile
    What?
[09:35] Berdetice
    What are you howling about, Wence?
[09:38] Shelala
    My. There are humans here, too.
[09:40] Mile
    Gulp!
[09:41] Berdetice
    Playing again, are you?
[09:44] Berdetice
    The honored eldest is always telling you
    not to mistreat those lesser than us.
[09:51] Berdetice
    Huh? Could it be?
[09:52] Berdetice
    Were you the one being bullied?
[09:56] Shelala
    An elder dragon being picked on by
    a human. It's just too amusing, Wence.
[10:01] Mile
    One was bad enough. Three is...
[10:03] Mile
    Fastest on the draw wins!
[10:05] Wence
    Defense magic, now! Layer it!
[10:11] Mile
    I couldn't make it through...
[10:13] Shelala
    What? That can't be! What was that?
[10:15] Berdetice
    Human magic broke through
    elder dragon magic? Our magic?
[10:20] Wence
    Hyper Breath!
[10:21] Berdetice
    Wait! That's going too far!
[10:29] Girls
    Mile!
[10:35] Berdetice
    She took the Breath head-on
     and stood up afterward?
[10:37] Shelala
    That can't be! What kind of human is she?
[10:39] Mile
    No matter what, I will protect my friends!
[10:42] Mile
    Let's go, Nano-chan. Lend me your strength!
[10:45] Nano
    Of course!
[10:46] Mile
    Magic energy, collect!
[10:51] Berdetice
    No matter what you try, it won't work!
[10:53] Berdetice
    We'll take whatever pathetic
    human magic you throw at us!
[10:56] Mile
    Go!
[11:02] Berdetice
    It can't be! It's only a
    human's Fire Lance spell!
[11:05] Mile
    You seem to be under the wrong impression.
[11:07] Mile
    That was no Fire Lance. It was
    low-level magic. Just a Fireball.
[11:12] Dragons
    What?
[11:13] Mile
    It was actually a Fire Lance,
[11:15] ---
    but if it upsets the elder dragons,
    I'll let them think it wasn't.
[11:18] Mile
    But I do feel like that attack
    was stronger than usual...
[11:23] Nano
    Have you forgotten, Mile-sama?
[11:25] Nano
    When nanomachines are given clear directions,
[11:27] ---
    the effectiveness of the magic can
    increase as much as 3.27 times.
[11:31] Mile
    Three times stronger than normal!
    I like the sound of that!
[11:35] Shelala
    What is with this girl? Is she really human?
[11:38] Wence
    That's what I'd like to know!
[11:40] Mile
    Hey, everyone!
[11:42] Mile
    If you'd all surrender and explain your
    plan to me, it'd really help a lot.
[11:47] Berdetice
    Cease your prattling, human!
[11:49] Berdetice
    Full strength, everyone.
[11:52] Mile
    There are three of you, but I have...
[11:55] Mile
    my life as high school girl Kurihara Misato,
[11:59] Mile
    my life as a young lady of
    noble birth, Adele von Ascham,
[12:04] Mile
    and my life now as C-Rank Hunter Mile!
[12:08] Mile
    Magic energy charged to 120%!
[12:13] Mile
    Fire!
[12:18] Wence
    She blocked it!
[12:19] Shelala
    No! She can't!
[12:21] Berdetice
    What are you?
[12:24] Mile
    I am Mile of the Crimson Vow!
[12:26] Mile
    Just a normal girl, like you'd find anywhere!
[12:29] Dragons
    That's a lie!
[12:51] Girls
    Mile!
[12:53] Mile
    Yes?
[12:58] Mile
    Is everyone okay?
[13:00] Cu Leleia
    Hold on a minute.
[13:01] Cu Leleia
    How can you treat this so lightly?
[13:03] Mile
    Oh, those elder dragons sure
    were tough opponents...
[13:06] Cu Leleia
    I'm not talking about that!
[13:08] Cu Leleia
    Normally, even an army
     can't defeat an elder dragon.
[13:12] Cu Leleia
    Who are you?
[13:15] Mile
    This reaction is normal.
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    Seeing a girl single-handedly
    defeat elder dragons...
[13:22] Mile
    Even Reina-san and the others must be...
[13:24] Reina
    Huh? It should be perfectly
    obvious who Mile is.
[13:29] Cu Leleia
    What?
[13:30] Reina
    A washboard-flat pipsqueak...
[13:32] Pauline
    ...who seems grounded, but is
    actually scatterbrained...
[13:35] Mavis
    ...who considers herself common-sensical,
    even though she isn't at all.
[13:38] Mile
    What?
[13:39] Cu Leleia
    So how can this girl defeat elder dragons?
[13:43] Reina
    That's obvious, isn't it?
[13:45] Girls
    A secret family technique. Right?
[13:58] Mile
    Guys!
[14:01] Mavis
    The backlash from overusing Micross!
     The pain! It's here!
[14:06] Pauline & Mile
    Here. Healing magic.
[14:08] Mavis
    Oh, I'm all better.
[14:09] Cu Leleia
    Wha? Girls!
[14:12] Cu Leleia
    Oh, all right. I won't ask about this anymore,
[14:17] ---
    and I won't report it to the Guild.
[14:19] Cu Leleia
    After all, my original mission was to
    investigate the strange phenomena in the forest,
[14:27] Cu Leleia
    which is why hearing what they
    have to say takes precedence here.
[14:31] Mile
    That's true.
[14:33] Mile
    Will you talk to us now?
[14:35] Mile
    Or do you want to go again?
[14:37] Berdetice
    What we seek is a lost civilization.
[14:41] Mile
    A lost civilization?
[14:43] Cu Leleia
    You can't mean the prehistoric civilization?
[14:46] Cu Leleia
    A legendary country said to
    have prospered long, long ago.
[14:50] Cu Leleia
    The people didn't depend on magic, and yet,
[14:52] Cu Leleia
    information from distant lands,
    the depths of the sea, the sky...
[14:55] Cu Leleia
    Even the stars themselves...
    They controlled it all.
[14:58] Cu Leleia
    There was no famine or war.
[15:00] ---
    It was even said to be the land of the gods.
[15:03] Reina
    Huh. I see what you're saying,
[15:06] ---
    but how could such an amazing
    civilization crumble?
[15:09] Cu Leleia
    That's exactly why its existence is doubted.
[15:13] Cu Leleia
    But if the elder dragons are searching for it,
[15:15] ---
    then that lends much more credence to the theory.
[15:17] Berdetice
    We would be too conspicuous
    if we worked out in the open.
[15:21] Berdetice
    So we ordered the beastpeople to search for
    ruins and artifacts from the lost civilization.
[15:27] Pauline
    Then, is this place truly a ruin
    from the prehistoric civilization?
[15:32] Berdetice
    Unfortunately, this seems to have been created
     by later worshipers of the lost civilization.
[15:38] Berdetice
    In other words, a failure.
[15:40] Cu Leleia
    I see.
[15:42] Berdetice
    Therefore, we will leave these lands.
[15:45] Berdetice
    The beastpeople, too, will encroach
    on this domain no longer.
[15:49] Berdetice
    In which case, you are left
    with no difficulties, correct?
[15:54] Mile
    All right.
SIGN    2 D A Y S L A T E R
[15:59] Cu Leleia
    I am in your debt.
[16:00] Mile
    No, we're in yours.
[16:02] Mile
    Thanks for covering for us so well.
[16:05] Cu Leleia
    I have the feeling we will meet again someday.
[16:09] Cu Leleia
    Goodbye.
[16:11] Hunter A
    I heard all about it!
[16:13] Hunter C
    As long as the Crimson Vow is around,
    the Guild and the Kingdom of Tils are safe!
[16:20] Reina
    Just leave it to us!
[16:24] Girls
    We're back!
[16:25] Lenny
    Welcome home, ladies!
[16:27] Lenny
    I heard all about it! You guys pulled
    off something amazing again, right?
[16:31] Mavis
    I know it's sudden, but do you think
    we could arrange a feast for tonight?
[16:34] Pauline
    With no limits on the budget!
[16:39] Lenny
    Thanks for your patronage!
SIGN    Baths
[16:44] Reina
    I feel alive again!
[16:46] Pauline
    Dinner was fun, wasn't it?
[16:49] Mavis
    The heat is getting to me.
    I really must be tired...
[16:52] Reina
    Should we get out then?
[16:54] Mile
    I'm going to stay a little longer.
SIGN    Keroron
[17:03] (Flashback) Mile
    All right.
[17:05] (Flashback) Mile
    But can I ask you one thing?
[17:07] (Flashback) Berdetice
    What is it?
[17:09] (Flashback) Mile
    Why would this world's strongest creatures,
    the elder dragons, need the lost civilization?
[17:16] (Flashback) Berdetice
    I cannot tell you.
[17:19] (Flashback) Berdetice
    Not even if it meant I must fight you again.
[17:24] Mile
    Nano-chan...
[17:25] Nano
    Yes?
[17:26] Mile
    Do you know what the elder dragons are after?
[17:28] Nano
    Yes.
[17:29] Mile
    What is it?
[17:31] Nano
    That's classified information.
[17:32] Mile
    What?
[17:33] Nano
    We nanomachines receive wishes
    in the form of thought waves,
[17:37] Nano
    and grant them when it is within our
    power to do so. We are simply tools.
[17:41] Nano
    But the question you just asked, Mile-sama,
[17:44] Nano
    involves classified information.
[17:47] Nano
    Thus, your wish cannot be granted.
[17:49] Mile
    Which means that the elder
    dragons' goal is something big,
[17:51] ---
    something connected to that
    classified information.
[17:54] Nano
    That's classified information.
[17:56] Nano
    I'm sorry, Mile-sama.
[17:59] Mile
    It's all right. Thanks.
[18:04] (Flashback) God
    To be honest, the world you
    will be reborn into has had
[18:07] (Flashback) ---
    many civilizations over time,
    all of which have collapsed.
[18:10] (Flashback) God
    Even now, with the addition of nanomachines,
    there is no hope of further evolution.
[18:14] (Flashback) God
    The result is a world that
    all of us have cast aside,
[18:18] (Flashback) ---
    one that simply continues to scrape along.
[18:21] (Flashback) Misato
    Why are you reincarnating me
    into such a difficult world?
[18:26] (Flashback) God
    We have our own circumstances to consider.
[18:30] Mile
    A world with no gods?
[18:47] Reina
    What's wrong?
[18:48] Mile
    Sorry! I had a weird dream.
[18:52] Reina
    Is that all...
[19:04] Pauline
    Are you all right? You seem tired.
[19:07] Mile
    Sorry! I dozed off! I'm so sorry!
[19:12] Mavis
    Mile! Can you take the one
    that headed your way?
[19:15] Mile
    Huh? What is this?
[19:42] Mile
    I want to talk to them about these worries.
[19:45] Mile
    But that would mean telling them
    that I've been reincarnated.
[19:51] Mile
    I can't! I can't do that!
[20:05] Mile
    Thank you for everything you've done for me.
[20:08] Mile
    Please, take care of yourselves!
[20:20] Nano
    Are you sure about this, Mile-sama?
[20:23] Mile
    I always thought I wanted normal happiness.
[20:26] Mile
    But this world that I reincarnated into
    is much more unstable than I thought...
[20:33] Mile
    The elder dragons are hungry for the
    lost civilization, trying to start something.
[20:38] Mile
    It might not happen for a hundred years.
[20:41] Mile
    But... it might also be tomorrow.
[20:45] Mile
    This world has no gods.
[20:48] Mile
    No god will save it.
[20:51] Mile
    I don't know what I can do, but...
[20:53] Mile
    I can't just ignore it.
[20:55] Mile
    Because I've found something much
    more important than my own happiness.
[21:02] Reina
    We haven't seen the school in a long time.
[21:04] Pauline
    No, we haven't.
[21:05] Mile
    Huh?
[21:08] Mile
    Wh-Why are all of you here?
[21:10] Reina
    What do you mean "why"?
[21:13] ---
    It was so obvious you were
    worrying over something.
[21:15] Mile
    B-But the three of you were asleep!
[21:18] Pauline
    We were pretending to sleep.
[21:19] Mile
    What?
[21:21] Mavis
    My princess, won't you consider
    engaging a knight's services?
[21:25] Mile
    Wha? You look too beautiful like that!
[21:28] Mile
    Y-You can't! The journey I'm starting
    now is even more dangerous than before!
[21:32] Girls
    Does it matter?
[21:34] Mile
    Huh?
[21:35] Pauline
    Of course we'll help you. We're your friends.
[21:39] Pauline
    But...
[21:40] Mavis
    There's only one thing that's important to us.
[21:44] Mavis
    Mile, do you...
[21:47] Reina
    Being with us... Do you not like it?
[21:51] Mile
    Th-The answer to that should be obvious.
[21:56] Mile
    I...
[21:58] Mile
    I want to stay with you!
[21:59] Girls
    Mile!
[22:04] Reina
    Honestly, Mile!
[22:06] Mavis
    Um, there's something I wanted
    to talk to you about...
[22:09] Girls
    What is it?
[22:10] Mavis
    Why do you all sneak out on your own?
[22:14] Mavis
    We're friends, aren't we?
[22:15] Girls
    Sorry!
SIGN    Episode 12
SIGN    Didn't I Say The Crimson Vow Would Never Be Destroyed?!
[22:51] Reina
    Okay! The Crimson Vow is setting
    off on a new adventure!
[22:54] Reina
    First, we'll aim to get to B Rank!
[22:56] Mavis
    After that, I'll get to
    A Rank and become a knight!
[22:59] Pauline
    I'll make lots of money and
    set up my own business firm.
[23:02] Mile
    Um, first we need to investigate
     the elder dragons...
[23:06] Mile
    And I think I would like to gain a normal,
    average girl's happiness after all.
[23:11] Reina
    The elder dragons? You won't even
    tell us the real reasons behind that.
[23:15] Mavis
    We can tell right away when you're lying, Mile.
[23:17] Pauline
    Which is why you are going
    to confess everything about
[23:19] ---
    your secret family techniques, including that.
[23:21] Mile
    Huh?
[23:22] Reina
    Let's do it!
[23:23] Girls
    Yeah!
[23:25] Mile
    What? What?!
[23:26] Mile
    What?
[23:29] Nano
    Now, let's see...
[23:30] Nano
    Will Mile-sama ever be able
    to attain normal happiness?
[23:35] Nano
    That answer is...
[23:37] Nano
    classified information.
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