9 - Take Good Care of Your Smartphone / Maki-chan and Asunaro
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[00:06] Mashiro INT
Why?
[00:08] Mashiro INT
Why did this happen?
[00:10] Nagumo
Mashiro! Keep it together!
[00:11] Nezu
Big sis!
[00:13] Mashiro INT
All... All I did...
[00:20] Commentator
Mashiro comes from behind
to become the Glutton Champion!
[00:23] Mashiro INT
...was drop my smartphone.
SIGN Detectives
These Days
Are Crazy!
SIGN Take Good Care
of Your Smartphone
SIGN m 0 0 l 100 0 100 100 0 100
SIGN 5 Hours
Earlier
[02:04] Mashiro
It's gone!
[02:05] Mashiro
No way! It's really not here!
[02:08] Asunaro
What's the matter?
[02:09] Nagumo
Did you lose something?
[02:11] Mashiro
What do I do?
I lost something really important!
[02:15] Nagumo
Something important? Your ladylike grace?
[02:17] Nezu
Your dignity?
SIGN Bet it's
common
sense
SIGN I wasn't
wrong
[02:20] Mashiro
My smartphone!
I lost my smartphone somewhere!
[02:25] Nezu
Want me to call you from my phone?
[02:28] Mashiro
Ooh, thanks! And sorry for slaughtering you!
[02:31] Mashiro
Please be in the room.
[02:33] Nezu
Let's see...
Passcode: eight, nine, three...
SIGN Enter passcode
[02:39] Nezu
It ain't like that!
I got permission, I swear!
[02:42] Nagumo
Can you do that outside? You're gonna
turn the office into a passage to hell.
[02:47] Mashiro
I don't hear it.
[02:49] Nezu
You didn't leave it on silent mode, did you?
[02:51] Mashiro
I don't think so.
[02:54] Mashiro
I must've dropped it somewhere outside.
[02:57] Thief
Hello?
[02:58] Mashiro
Someone answered.
[02:59] Mashiro
Oh, hello? I'm the owner of that smartphone.
[03:03] Mashiro
Thank you for picking it up for me!
[03:06] Thief
Sure, I picked it up, but don't go thinking
I'll give it back to you for free.
[03:12] Mashiro
Huh?
[03:13] Thief
What kinda idiot uses "0000"
for their passcode?
[03:16] Thief
But y'know, you're pretty cute, Mashiro-chan.
[03:20] Mashiro
You know...
[03:22] Mashiro
You might want to choose
your words more carefully.
[03:26] Nezu
I'd like it if you could handle
my phone more carefully.
[03:30] Thief
A schoolgirl's phone is full of secrets.
You need it back, don't you?
[03:35] Thief
Oh, and I turned off location services,
so don't bother trying to track it down.
[03:39] Thief
If you play my game, though,
I might be willing to return it to you.
[03:44] Thief
I'm about to—
[03:48] Thief
Okay, what kinda girl instantly tries to
curse someone to death over the phone?
[03:52] Nagumo
Seriously, stop putting weird spiritual
attributes on things in the office.
[03:56] Mashiro
All that spit you just cheerfully
released into the air
[04:00] Mashiro
will turn into 10,000 lances
that will pierce your heart.
[04:03] Nagumo
What conversation ends
in that kind of abuse?
[04:06] Nezu
They're talking about a smartphone, right?
[04:08] Mashiro
Well? What's your game?
[04:10] Thief
The rules are simple.
[04:12] Thief
In six hours, I'm going to throw out
your phone somewhere.
[04:17] Thief
I'll give you ten hints
about where I discarded it,
[04:20] Thief
but you'll need to complete the missions
I give you to receive the hints.
[04:25] Thief
Complete as many missions as you can
and find your way to your phone.
[04:31] Mashiro
Fine.
[04:33] Mashiro
And what's the first mission?
[04:35] Thief
I'll give you something easy
for the first one.
[04:39] Referee
Hakkeyoi!
SIGN m 0 0 l 100 0 100 100 0 100
SIGN Mission 1
Win the City Sumo Tournament
[04:42] Commentator
Wow! The last-minute entry,
Mashiro, is holding her own!
[04:46] Commentator
The high schooler is locked in a grapple with
a member of an imperial university sumo club.
[04:50] Nezu
This seems kinda heavy for her first mission.
[04:53] Nagumo
What's that thief after, anyway?
[04:57] Commentator
Mashiro is holding up
against that overarm throw!
[05:00] Commentator
In fact, she's somehow airborne!
[05:02] Commentator
She's seized total supremacy
of the air over this ring!
[05:06] Commentator
Now she's smiling as
she lifts 120 kg with one arm!
[05:11] Commentator
And she's railroading him
straight out of the ring!
[05:14] Mashiro
Yeah, baby!
[05:16] Commentator
And the winner is the
last-minute entry, Mashiro.
[05:20] Commentator
Also, it's kinda late to ask,
but is that how you wear the mawashi?!
[05:23] Commentator
Who would you like to share your joy with?
[05:26] Mashiro
The local old lady who threw
a bunch of hyuganatsu at me
[05:29] Mashiro
when I was playing baseball
at the pet cemetery.
[05:31] Commentator
Why a noisy old lady?
[05:35] Nagumo
Good job, Mashiro.
[05:37] Nezu
I knew you could do it, big sis!
[05:39] Thief
I never imagined you'd
complete that so naturally.
[05:42] Mashiro
Okay, what's the next mission?
[05:44] Thief
R-Right. Your next mission is...
SIGN m 0 0 l 100 0 100 100 0 100
SIGN Mission 2
Removing a Hornet Nest
[05:50] Nezu
This scene seems oddly familiar.
[05:53] Mashiro
Don't they say you can die
if you get stung by a bee twice?
[05:56] Nagumo
Yeah, something like that.
SIGN m 0 0 l 100 0 100 100 0 100
SIGN ° Anaphylactic Shock
[06:01] Mashiro
Screw it! I'm going in!
[06:03] Nezu
Big sis, at least wear protective gear!
[06:05] Nagumo
And you don't need the honey dipper.
[06:07] Mashiro
Piece o' cake.
[06:09] Nezu
Whoa! Your face looks bad, big sis!
[06:11] Nagumo
You look like a potato that's been
spoiled by organic farming.
SIGN m 0 0 l 100 0 100 100 0 100
SIGN Mission 3
[06:18] Onlooker1
There's someone under the Aqua-Line!
SIGN m 0 0 l 100 0 100 100 0 100
SIGN Swim the Butterfly
Across Tokyo Bay
[06:20] Onlooker2
Is that what the Umihotaru
rest area is there for?
SIGN m 0 0 l 100 0 100 100 0 100
SIGN Mission 4
[06:24] Mashiro
Please!
[06:26] Mashiro
Please buy this ballpoint pen
for 10,000 yen! I'm begging you!
SIGN m 0 0 l 100 0 100 100 0 100
SIGN Sell 100 Ballpoint Pens to
Passersby for 10,000 Yen Each
[06:31] Employee
What?!
[06:31] Mashiro
I'm flat broke!
[06:33] Mashiro
My starving brethren are awaiting
my return in a V formation!
[06:38] Employee
In a defensive formation?
What are they expecting?!
[06:41] Mashiro
Please help me out!
SIGN m 0 0 l 100 0 100 100 0 100
SIGN Mission 5
Win an Eating Contest
[06:44] Commentator
Ten seconds remain.
[06:46] Commentator
Mashiro only needs to finish
one more plate to win,
[06:48] Commentator
but is it too much for her?
She's not going for it.
[06:52] Commentator
Ouch! That look of anguish!
[06:55] Commentator
She looks like Tom H°nks in
The Green M°le when he had that UTI!
[07:01] Commentator
But she's finished it off*
through sheer willpower!
[07:03] Commentator
The last-minute entry, Mashiro, is the winner!
[07:06] Commentator
The sopping-wet, loincloth-clad woman
of many faces makes a stunning comeback!
[07:12] Thief
Wh-What the hell is with that chick?
[07:14] Thief
What will it take to break her?!
[07:17] Maki
Master, here's your coffee.
[07:20] Maki
You prefer it black, yes?
[07:22] Asunaro
Yes, thank you.
[07:24] Maki
What's the matter? You look lost in thought.
[07:27] Maki
Are you looking at
some obscene website again?
[07:30] Asunaro
Yeah.
[07:32] Asunaro
See? Check this out!
Isn't the way hippos defecate amazing?
[07:34] Maki
Hey! Why are you watching
such a disgusting video?!
[07:38] Asunaro
I'm just kidding.
[07:39] Asunaro
I was reading an article on a serial "smartphone
molester" who's been hitting this area.
SIGN Malicious demands with indecent motives
in serial smartphone molestations
[07:44] Maki
Oh, about those young women
losing their smartphones?
[07:49] Asunaro
Some guy claims he's found
the woman's smartphone,
[07:51] Asunaro
then gives her impossible tasks
to complete to get it back.
[07:56] Asunaro
And after he's had his fun
toying with the woman,
[07:58] Asunaro
she's lost all strength and rational thought,
making her easy prey for the man to attack.
[08:05] Maki
This man is definitely stealing
the smartphones, then.
[08:08] Asunaro
Most likely.
[08:09] Maki
He probably watches the suffering woman
from fairly close by.
[08:13] Maki
What a deplorable sadist.
[08:15] Maki
Scum. Trash. Garbage.
Glasses. Hakama wearer.
[08:19] Asunaro
Did you just seamlessly turn that
into insults against me?
[08:22] Asunaro
Still, would women really go through
all that just for their phones?
[08:25] Maki
Well, of course.
SIGN m 0 0 l 100 0 100 100 0 100
SIGN Mission 6
Earn 100,000 Yen
Doing Pantomime
[08:28] Maki
To a girl, someone seeing your smartphone
[08:30] Maki
is only just behind being seen naked
on the humiliation scale.
SIGN Money
Goes Here
[08:35] Man1
Wow. How is she holding that pose?
[08:38] Man2
Is she really human?
[08:39] Woman
I'll give her money.
[08:42] Thief
Tsk. This chick's a lost cause.
[08:48] Thief
She's not losing heart at all.
She's actually completing the tasks.
[08:52] Thief
What I want to see is
her face all distorted in agony.
[08:56] Thief
I might as well just toss
her phone somewhere and...
[08:59] Thief
Huh? It's gone.
[09:01] Fuu
Hey, mister.
[09:03] Fuu
You dropped your phone.
[09:05] Fuu
Just kidding.
[09:07] Fuu
I'm a good pickpocket, too, aren't I?
[09:10] Thief
Wh-Who are you?
[09:11] Fuu
Found the thief.
[09:13] Fuu
Prepare to launch!
[09:15] Thief
"Th-Thief"? And what are you launching?
[09:20] Nagumo
Oh, Fuu-chan says she found the thief.
[09:22] Mashiro
That little shit saves the day again!
[09:24] Nezu
What? How did she find him?
[09:26] Mashiro
I figured he'd be nearby to make sure
I was completing his missions,
[09:31] Mashiro
so I asked her to swipe the smartphones
off of any shady-looking guys around.
[09:36] Nezu
A-All of them?
[09:38] Mashiro
She secretly returns them
if the owner's innocent, of course.
[09:41] Nezu
So are you going to let Fuu-chan
take care of the thief?
[09:45] Nezu
Won't that put her in danger?
[09:46] Mashiro
Aw, she'll be fine. After all...
SIGN Solanine
[09:51] Mashiro
She has a guardian with her.
[09:54] Thief
They're like the Togro Brothers in
a timeline where shame doesn't exist!
[10:00] Thief
You won't catch me.
[10:02] Thief
I doubt that hulk can run very fast.
SIGN Lycorine
SIGN Solanine
[10:05] Thief
Okay, his movements go beyond
the very concept of speed!
[10:08] Nipple Tasting Man
Tasting time.
SIGN Tasting
SIGN (of Lethal
Poisons)
SIGN Solanine
SIGN Lycorine
SIGN Solanine
[10:11] Nipple Tasting Man
And now for seconds.
SIGN Seconds
(of Lethal
Poisons)
SIGN Lycorine
[10:13] Fuu
Hey, you've got a pretty good job, huh?
[10:16] Fuu
Adachi Koitaro-san, age thirty-four, single.
[10:20] Thief
Wh-When did you get my wallet?
[10:23] Fuu
I'm gonna give this to my dad, okay?
[10:25] Fuu
Oh, and just so you know,
my dad's a policeman.
SIGN Nagumo Detective Agency
[10:33] Mashiro
Whew, what a relief!
[10:35] Mashiro
My smartphone came home.
[10:38] Mashiro
Thank you, Fuu-chan!
[10:40] Fuu
Stay away from me, ugly!
[10:41] Nipple Tasting Man
Do try to keep it more secure in the future.
[10:44] Nagumo
Hey, Tasting-san,
what happened to your nipples?
[10:47] Nipple Tasting Man
Bacteria from that thief's mouth
gave me a rash.
[10:51] Mashiro
That afro bastard gave us
trouble to the end.
[10:53] Nezu
Why do you think he had an afro, anyway?
It didn't even look good on him.
SIGN m 0 0 l 100 0 100 100 0 100
SIGN A Day
Earlier
[11:00] Azuha
What?
[11:01] (Flashback) Azuha
Did I drop my phone?
[11:05] (Flashback) Thief
This one's a beauty.
[11:07] (Flashback) Thief
Now, how should I make her suffer?
[11:10] (Flashback) Azuha
Man, this sucks.
It had all my personal info on it.
[11:15] (Flashback) Azuha
Oh well. I'll just blow it up.
[11:19] Mashiro NAR
And that's how he ended up with an afro.
SIGN Nagumo Detective Agency
[11:25] Mashiro
♫ Happy birthday, old dude ♫
[11:29] Mashiro
♫ Happy birthday, old dude ♫
[11:34] Mashiro
♫ Happy birthday, dear Nagumo ♫
[11:38] Nagumo
No honorifics at all now, huh?
SIGN Happy Birthday
[11:40] Mashiro
♫ Happy birthday to you! ♫
[11:46] Nagumo
I almost feel bad about this.
[11:48] Nagumo
You threw a birthday party
for an old dude like me?
[11:51] Mashiro
Go on. Blow out the candles. All in one go.
[11:54] Nagumo
R-Right.
SIGN Happy Birthday
[12:04] Nagumo
Hang on. Mind if I lie down for a bit?
[12:07] Mashiro
You're short on oxygen and
you didn't even blow them out?
[12:10] Mashiro
Okay, I'll blow them out. Here I go!
[12:12] Nagumo
Wait! I have a bad feeling about...
SIGN Nagumo Detective Agency
[12:16] Nagumo
I knew it!
[12:18] Maki
This is the real one.
[12:20] Maki
I had a hunch this would happen,
so I switched it out with a toy cake.
[12:24] Asunaro
That's my Maki-chan.
SIGN Maki-chan and Asunaro
[12:31] Nagumo
This cake is great.
It's not too sweet at all.
[12:35] Maki
I'm glad you like it.
[12:37] Maki
I chose one with a more subtle
sweetness to suit your tastes.
[12:42] Maki
I'll switch out your coffee for a warm one.
[12:45] Maki
And I'll get you a fresh hot towel.
[12:47] Nagumo
Oh, I can do that for myself.
[12:50] Maki
No, you're the star of the day.
You can stay seated.
[12:53] Maki
This special day only comes once a year.
[12:56] Nagumo
Man, I wonder where he found
such a thoughtful assistant.
[13:01] Mashiro
Don't look at me while you say that.
[13:03] Mashiro
I happen to believe I'm very thoughtful!
[13:06] Nagumo
Uh, I've never seen anyone less thoughtful!
[13:09] Nagumo
And how do you get cake there, anyway?
[13:11] Mashiro
Oh, right.
[13:13] Asunaro
Maki-chan was selected in an audition.
[13:16] Nagumo
An audition?
[13:17] Asunaro
When my popularity skyrocketed,
[13:20] Asunaro
I decided it was time
to start up my own business,
[13:24] Asunaro
so I talked to someone I know
who's a producer for a TV network.
[13:30] (Flashback) Producer FB
How about we run a large-scale TV campaign
and have candidates compete for the position?
[13:36] (Flashback) Asunaro FB
Hmm... You think any decent
candidates will apply that way?
[13:39] (Flashback) Producer FB
Trust me, it'll work. It'll get your name out
there even more, too! How can you go wrong?
[13:45] (Flashback) Producer FB
How about five million
for your appearance fee?
[13:47] (Flashback) Asunaro FB
Hmm... Five million, you say?
[13:49] Mashiro
What?! Who would hesitate
to agree to five million?!
[13:52] Mashiro
The old dude would run around naked
[13:55] Mashiro
and lick the producer's shoes
until they dissolved for that amount!
[13:58] Asunaro
Nagumo-sensei would never do such a thing!
[14:01] Nagumo
Actually, I would.
[14:02] Asunaro
Sensei?!
[14:03] Mashiro
Well? What happened after that?
[14:06] Mashiro
I wanna know more! Tell me!
[14:08] Asunaro
Sure. In that case...
[14:10] Asunaro
Asunaro Theater, Act 1:
SIGN Asunaro Theater
SIGN Act 1
SIGN The First
Meeting
[14:15] Asunaro
The First Meeting.
[14:16] Mashiro
This suddenly got obnoxious.
SIGN Asunaro's Partner Is You!: Public Audition for Assistant
[14:19] (Flashback) Producer FB
Dang, look at that turnout!
[14:22] (Flashback) Asunaro FB
Do they really want to be my assistant,
or are they just fans?
[14:27] (Flashback) Producer FB
Who cares who your assistant is,
as long as she's cute?
[14:30] (Flashback) Producer FB
Just pick the one who's closest
to your ideal woman.
[14:35] (Flashback) Producer FB
We'll narrow it down
with a true-or-false quiz,
[14:37] (Flashback) Producer FB
then comes the swimsuit contest,
then the karaoke contest...
[14:46] Asunaro FB INT
Is this really how I should be*
choosing my assistant?
[14:50] Asunaro FB INT
Being a detective's assistant is dangerous work.
A half-hearted approach won't cut it.
[14:55] Asunaro FB INT
Some of these people might genuinely want
the position, but how do I find out for sure?
[15:02] MC FB
And now, the man you've all been waiting for:
[15:05] MC FB
the genius high school detective
who surpasses even Nagumo Keiichiro,
[15:08] MC FB
Asunaro Yuu-kun!
[15:13] (Flashback) Asunaro FB
So, um, thank you all for coming today.
[15:17] (Flashback) Asunaro FB
There's one thing I need to tell you
before we begin the audition.
[15:21] (Flashback) Asunaro FB
I've been lying to you all this time.
[15:25] (Flashback) Producer FB
What? This isn't in the script.
[15:28] (Flashback) Asunaro FB
The truth is...
[15:31] (Flashback) Asunaro FB
This is what I actually look like.
[15:37] (Flashback) Asunaro FB
So if any of you want to be my assistant
even though I look like this...
[15:48] (Flashback) Asunaro FB
Yeah, that's what I expected.
[15:50] (Flashback) Producer FB
Dude! What the hell was that, Asunaro-kun?!
[15:53] (Flashback) Asunaro FB
I just screened out the candidates
who are fans of mine.
[15:57] (Flashback) Asunaro FB
Of course, anyone who couldn't
see through such a simple disguise
[16:00] (Flashback) Asunaro FB
isn't fit to be my assistant, anyway.
[16:02] (Flashback) Producer FB
But that's no reason to fail all of them!
[16:05] (Flashback) Producer FB
What're you gonna do now?!
[16:07] (Flashback) Asunaro FB
It is what it is. I'll just start
from square one and...
[16:13] (Flashback) Maki FB
We aren't doing the audition?
[16:18] (Flashback) Asunaro FB
No, we're resuming right now.
[16:20] (Flashback) Asunaro FB
But may I ask one question first?
[16:22] (Flashback) Maki FB
Of course.
[16:23] (Flashback) Asunaro FB
Why didn't you leave?
[16:26] (Flashback) Maki FB
Weren't you shocked when you saw my face?
[16:28] (Flashback) Maki FB
I knew right away it was a disguise.
[16:31] (Flashback) Maki FB
I'm very good at seeing through lies.
[16:34] (Flashback) Maki FB
Besides, it doesn't matter what you look like.
[16:37] (Flashback) Maki FB
As long as I get paid,
that's good enough for me.
[16:42] (Flashback) Asunaro FB
You pass.
[16:43] (Flashback) Producer FB
Wha—Asunaro-kun?!
[16:45] (Flashback) Asunaro FB
Hup.
[16:47] (Flashback) Asunaro FB
Would you start by telling me your name?
[16:50] (Flashback) Maki FB
Kazamaki Hana.
[16:51] (Flashback) Maki FB
And how shall I address you?
[16:54] (Flashback) Asunaro FB
Well, let's see... You can call me "Master."
[16:59] (Flashback) Asunaro FB
Today is the joyous day of
the Asunaro Detective Agency's founding.
[17:03] (Flashback) Asunaro FB
I look forward to working with you, Hana-san.
[17:05] (Flashback) Asunaro FB
Let's have fun. What do you say?
[17:09] (Flashback) Maki FB
You can't hold a job forever
just because it's fun.
[17:12] (Flashback) Maki FB
I look forward to working with you, Master.
[17:16] Asunaro
So that's how we met.
[17:19] Mashiro
Wow, Maki-chan, you were so cool!
[17:21] Maki
Master, please! Don't tell them
such ridiculous things.
[17:24] Mashiro
So why did you decide to be
a detective's assistant, Maki-chan?
[17:29] Maki
W-Well, I...
[17:31] Maki
I always wanted to work in the background
supporting the one in the limelight.
[17:36] Asunaro
Oh, come on. You wanted to work
for me specifically, didn't you?
[17:41] Maki
You don't have any action commands other than
"excrete" and "sexually harass," do you, Master?
[17:46] Asunaro
That's the meanest one I've heard in a while!
[17:48] Asunaro
Oh, that's right.
[17:49] Asunaro
I wanted to hear your story,
too, Nagumo-sensei.
[17:53] Asunaro
Like the day you started up this office.
[17:55] Mashiro
Ooh! I don't know about that, either. Tell us!
[17:58] Nagumo
Aw, jeez. All right, then.
[18:01] Nagumo
How did the genius Nagumo come to be?
SIGN How Did the Genius Nagumo Come to Be?
[18:07] Mashiro
This is just as obnoxious as the last one.
[18:11] (Flashback) Nagumo FB
Wow, this really is a nice property.
[18:14] (Flashback) Staff1 FB
Isn't it? It has all the latest
modern conveniences.
[18:17] Mashiro
Wait, wait, wait!
What is that grotesque creature?!
[18:20] Nagumo
Oh, uh, I don't remember his face too well.
SIGN Realtors
[18:24] (Flashback) Staff1 FB
We'll take care of the paperwork in here.
[18:27] (Flashback) Staff2 FB
Have some tea.
[18:29] (Flashback) Staff3 FB
If you'll just look over these documents...
[18:32] (Flashback) Staff4 FB
Um, please sign this autograph board for me.
[18:34] Mashiro
Is this some kind of fever dream?!
[18:37] Nagumo
So I signed a bunch of paperwork,
and opened my office here.
[18:42] (Flashback) Nagumo FB
All right. Let's do this!
[18:45] (Flashback) Nagumo FB
I'll be the best detective in Japan.
[18:47] Mashiro
Why is even your own model
drifting off into obscurity?
[18:51] Nagumo
Been a while since I used
my head that much. I'm beat.
[18:54] Nagumo
I'm gonna lie down for a bit.
[18:56] Mashiro
You're really on the brink,
aren't you, old dude?
[18:59] Mashiro
Well, he's a lost cause.
Tell me more of your story.
[19:03] Asunaro
All right. How about the story
of our first job together?
[19:07] Asunaro
Asunaro Theater, Act 2:
SIGN Asunaro Theater
SIGN Act 2
SIGN Getting
Closer
[19:12] Asunaro
Getting Closer.
[19:13] Mashiro
Are you required to use
these obnoxious episode titles?
[19:17] (Flashback) Robber FB
Don't move a muscle!
[19:20] (Flashback) Asunaro FB
Goodness. I didn't know our first job
together would be this tough.
[19:25] (Flashback) Maki FB
Until the police get here,
we should ensure the safety of the hostage,
[19:30] (Flashback) Maki FB
and make sure the criminal doesn't get away.
[19:35] (Flashback) Maki FB
I'll handle this.
[19:37] (Flashback) Asunaro FB
Wait, Hana-san?
[19:39] (Flashback) Robber FB
What are you doing? Stay back!
[19:42] (Flashback) Maki FB
Would you take me as your hostage instead?
[19:47] (Flashback) Robber FB
Say what?
[19:48] (Flashback) Maki FB
As a woman, I'm weaker, so you won't
have to worry about me resisting.
[19:53] (Flashback) Maki FB
What do you say?
[19:58] (Flashback) Robber FB
Well, the man you're with
had better not move.
[20:03] (Flashback) Hostage FB
Thank you so much!
[20:07] (Flashback) Robber FB
Okay.
[20:08] (Flashback) Robber FB
Start up the getaway car.
[20:11] (Flashback) Asunaro FB
Oh, the police are already here.
[20:13] (Flashback) Robber FB
What?!
[20:14] (Flashback) Robber FB
No way! They're here already?
[20:18] (Flashback) Robber FB
Wh-What? You were lying?
[20:21] (Flashback) Robber FB
There aren't any poli—
[20:25] (Flashback) Maki FB
M-Master? What are you doing?
[20:30] (Flashback) Asunaro FB
I got a good kick in there, huh?
[20:32] (Flashback) Maki FB
If we'd waited a few more minutes, the police
would've arrived and wrapped it up nicely.
[20:36] (Flashback) Asunaro FB
But that would've kept you
in danger even longer.
[20:39] (Flashback) Maki FB
That gun he has is fake. You didn't notice?
[20:43] (Flashback) Asunaro FB
Of course I did.
[20:44] (Flashback) Maki FB
Then, why...
[20:46] (Flashback) Asunaro FB
Why?
[20:48] (Flashback) Asunaro FB
Even if the gun was fake, my precious
assistant was still at risk of injury.
[20:58] (Flashback) Asunaro FB
I'm truly glad you weren't hurt.
[21:01] (Flashback) Maki FB
Have you ever been called
a womanizer, Master?
[21:04] (Flashback) Asunaro FB
What's this? Have you fallen in love with me?
[21:06] (Flashback) Maki FB
Take one more step,
and I'll sue you for sexual harassment.
[21:13] Mashiro
That almost makes you seem
legit heroic. How infuriating.
[21:17] Asunaro
I don't just seem heroic. I am heroic!
[21:22] Maki
Oh, come on. Isn't that
enough talk about the past?
[21:25] Maki
Well, Master? Are you having any cake?
[21:27] Asunaro
Okay, you can feed it to me.
[21:29] Maki
Please don't get ahead of yourself.
[21:34] Mashiro INT
Maki-chan really is amazing.
[21:36] Mashiro INT
Asunaro must've been so happy.
[21:39] Mashiro INT
I wonder if there's anything more
I can do for the old dude.
[21:59] Mashiro
Okay, for starters,
don't sleep through your own birthday!
[22:05] Nagumo
Water. Get me some water, please.
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